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die boom moved to the neck while i emotional

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i don't know got heart yeah so key cause me guy mother cause i

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they don't know so they call so mental

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yellow hallelujah bulas i got the key no kettle na

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na

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na

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na oh oh voodoo my moo so go put a cool on your mind

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psychotro no touch a negato heartbeat awful attention

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mama told her naku la e pull me in l a dem Ava

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i don't know so satellite

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how'd you make out of a cat there

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oh stupid light on it i'm a Diana kizi de

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nai doko

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tu

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tu

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tu tu tu

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tu

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tu

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tu tu

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本来想跟大家练一下那个呃

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自我介绍的

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因为我现在终于能联合投靠

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我想投个自我介绍

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Mister

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初次见面的人初次见面我是米呀喵喵

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然后呃

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已经是嫣然的大家晚上好我是

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我是快乐的大尾巴猫猫

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咪呀咪呀

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万耿天后

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冲浪小达人

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晚上好晚上好

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欢迎梨花欢迎不遗忘你欢迎财产

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欢迎浅笑黄昏

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嗯欢迎天顶之心欢迎妈妈

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欢迎香草欢迎风行天下客

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欢迎浅笑黄昏

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天气凉宝欢迎

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大家晚上好

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咱们就是晚上好

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晚上好大姐天天

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啊我们的那个背景应该更新了

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不是充百件了

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104件了不需要再充了

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但是呢但是呢

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呃我们的礼物还是会继续放的

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今天可以好好的庆祝下你啊

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还不到庆祝的时候

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今天还不到庆祝的时候

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正式的这个摆件庆祝会的话我打算在

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我算一下

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21号左右开吧

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应该会到21号左右开

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谢谢yelling的牛啊牛啊里嘎的

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因为我要是开的太早的话

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大家参与不了

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而且我我心里也有事

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我心里有事可能就就没有那么开心了

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我的期末周在20号结束欢迎星光

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晚上好

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20号才结束呢

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你好爷爷你好呀

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然后在此之前呢我都会处一个

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有点小摆但是又

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又不是那么特别摆的一个情况啊

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就期末周吗

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考试中大家懂得

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都懂了哎呀

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我怀疑我最近

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掉铜阶也跟这个有关系啊

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为什么没有艾特群里

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我在8点多的时候就告诉大家

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今天要播了

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欢迎霞子

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哼这就开播了

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我不开播我干嘛呀

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欢迎点亮

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晚上好

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害的你晚了

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几分钟你明明8点多的时候在的

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欢迎菠萝老师

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两眼一黑

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大家脑子里除了

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小男友跟崩溃乐就没别的了是吧

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欢迎晨曦吧

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我黑17对吧

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欢迎TS晚上好

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本来不是大家下午在群里说

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想征集一下那个

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棉花糖写的东西吗

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想征集一下台词回了棉花糖写的东西

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但是我感觉

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与其说征集这个

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不如说向大家征集一下

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我的自我介绍的视频

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里面录一些什么东西比较合适呢

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嘿嘿听作业繁多

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摸摸头加油呢

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娘娘

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小老头天天搞这个是吧

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欢迎你呦晚上好

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来了来了

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给你整麻了的小作文呢

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素你等一下

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你稍等一下我给你放到屏幕上

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因为今天这个

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有一点点没有想好要不要放啊

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然后就没有提前放到屏幕上只是调头

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自我介绍不是讲设定吗

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一般来说

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我今天学习了很多很多v的自我介绍

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除了讲啊

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谢谢百字的变身话筒阿里卡

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里卡里卡多

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除了讲设定之外

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就首先先说说哎自我介绍嘛

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说我是丫丫大家好

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然后就很高兴跟你见面了

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很高兴你发现我了

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这些东西之类的

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除此之外也会有一些

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以问答的形式提出来吗

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要不然为什么现在那个一问一答

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自我介绍会那么火

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就是因为

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很多人他想不出来

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什么东西比较适合自己来问答

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然后他就直接套用现成的魔法吗

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但我觉得这个一问一答的话可能

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不是特别适合我

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我可能会

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花钱找人去约一个类似于拼

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一样的东西吧

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5倍现在是不是应该

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把次元火力交了可以啊娘娘

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人家想送吗

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我刚才在低头写那个什么

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谢谢生哥的次元火力

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非常感谢

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我刚才在低头把那个棉花糖发出来

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有两个特别麻的

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今天一定要让你们看一眼

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晚上好嗯

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自我介绍主要出租雨刮器电风扇

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对啊所以我写了我写了

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谢谢娘娘的

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8,000多个次元火力

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阿里嘎的

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同等你阿里嘎的我们今天不危险了

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不充100 不充100是因为今天产能有限啊

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我一天最多只能p一张图

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今天的p图份额已经贡

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献在了置顶里面了

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我背了回合抽卡

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谢谢娘娘的3个金币和7个泡泡糖

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阿里嘎达

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谢谢前98银子的3个金币6个泡泡糖

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好一个大宝

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阿里嘎达

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欢迎香草

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皮皮

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我想找人做一个

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但不知道皮皮师现在都什么档期

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想弄一个

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就带小动画的那种

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比如说小猫

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然后跌跌撞撞奔向你啊之类的

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现在怎么这么像泥头车啊

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one two three four

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今天脸黑

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摸摸头虽然火力是什么

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一次性头啊

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就是那个那个东西

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欢迎丛林妈妈

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欢迎妈妈

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瞬间倒数第1到24

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我们居然是倒数第一我真的不能接受

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还听话话好听

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谢谢 460的260个钻和牛力哥的

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我看一下是两个还是3个啊

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啊是三个

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有三个不是让我念的台词

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也不是抒情小作文的

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今天是呃逆天鉴赏会

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到时候就打算这么乱开局

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先偷偷的偷偷的藏在

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藏在屏幕下面

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然后动动耳朵

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动动眼睛偷偷看看大家然后哇

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等一下钻出来

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初次见面了大家

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初次见面happy master

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我是喵喵喵

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熟悉我的恋人们

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大家好我是可爱的大有个亲猫猫

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大概大概是这种开头啊

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有点小逆天啊但大家请请让我装

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一小会的清楚好吧

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不装清楚我真的是浑身都难受了

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初见好可爱推雪花七星

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你已经第六次进来跟我说初见可爱了

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除了除了直播间里真的单推我的大家

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我都不知道该怎么评价你好了

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你

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你今天是第六次进来跟我说初见可爱

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但推是不是还要快快电风扇呀

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我刚开播不是倒数是什么

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哎呀原来我在我们全站前40里面

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是每天最晚开播的一个人对吧

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每天最晚开播的一个最逆天的人

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主播不是去国外了吗

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主播还没有去呢

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主播是月末的飞机啊

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但是还是可以直播的

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因为

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托大家的福然后打了12月份的合同

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月末去的话可以免报备直接直播的

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要不然的话你想想日咪呀什么的

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他黑了他们是怎

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么播的他们也不在中国呀

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明明是第五次

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第六次了第六次了

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我上次发现他我没有在直播间说

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嗯

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先出尾巴

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猫从雨刮器里钻出来有点逆天了

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大尾巴能给我拆下来给你抱吗

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我们

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这个抱尾巴的按键正在任意制作中

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啊

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过了零点我就是第一个开播的

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还真是

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每天只要我开播了我永远都是那个

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前一天的那个拖后腿的

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然后后一天的那个名列前茅的

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这是地道认识的吗

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你如果一个人点进你的直播间

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跟你说6次初见可爱单推

239
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你想不记得他也很难吧

240
00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:11,733
主播特别要日逼的开心西区吗

241
00:11:11,733 --> 00:11:14,266
啊具体的情况不是特别方便透露啊

242
00:11:14,266 --> 00:11:16,699
确实不是很安全但我会做好防护的

243
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,733
到国外恢复直播要多久

244
00:11:18,733 --> 00:11:21,566
我预计大概要两天左右吧

245
00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:24,600
留一天给我睡觉

246
00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:27,766
然后留一天给我就收拾一下新家

247
00:11:27,933 --> 00:11:29,699
大概两天

248
00:11:29,733 --> 00:11:32,599
但是也会开播一些什么

249
00:11:35,466 --> 00:11:36,299
嗯

250
00:11:38,700 --> 00:11:42,700
会播一些电台的拿手机直直播之类的

251
00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,466
呀大家的诗

252
00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:48,766
托大家的佛

253
00:11:48,766 --> 00:11:51,199
为什么是托佛不是雅诗

254
00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:52,366
好冷啊

255
00:11:53,300 --> 00:11:54,600
好冷的笑话

256
00:11:57,533 --> 00:11:59,899
既要凤头又要凤尾

257
00:12:01,566 --> 00:12:04,099
怎么会有人先当凤尾后当凤头呢

258
00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:05,999
这两天怎么过呀

259
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:09,800
啊谢谢B K 0717的

260
00:12:10,466 --> 00:12:11,666
舰长谢谢啊

261
00:12:11,666 --> 00:12:14,699
心疼了舰长阿力巴的我们同心结

262
00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:15,933
我们北极星

263
00:12:16,066 --> 00:12:16,866
我们都是

264
00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:19,399
哎不管怎么样现在都是恋爱了我们

265
00:12:19,533 --> 00:12:20,999
我们都是很厉害的人

266
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,300
我操爹

267
00:12:23,266 --> 00:12:25,133
金童私信问我那个

268
00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:27,399
店长福利图签还有吗

269
00:12:28,133 --> 00:12:30,166
然后当时我正好做完那张图

270
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:30,966
就发给他了

271
00:12:30,966 --> 00:12:33,133
谢谢你的店长啊利亚特

272
00:12:33,266 --> 00:12:34,166
谢谢支持

273
00:12:37,066 --> 00:12:40,366
我做单子看v的时候只会说初见可

274
00:12:40,366 --> 00:12:42,166
爱是吧直播时间变吗

275
00:12:42,166 --> 00:12:45,999
啊我会尽量还保持在一个晚场的

276
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:49,266
但是这个不是我能决定的了的

277
00:12:52,933 --> 00:12:54,766
刚出去的那一周的话

278
00:12:54,766 --> 00:12:56,933
应该直播时间比较随意啊

279
00:12:56,933 --> 00:12:59,366
可能还会做出来跟大家一起跨年之类

280
00:12:59,366 --> 00:13:01,099
欢迎广杰晚上好

281
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:03,266
可能会跟大家一起跨年

282
00:13:05,866 --> 00:13:08,733
下雨了下雨了

283
00:13:10,933 --> 00:13:14,099
就大家不要对留学生有偏见啊

284
00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:14,700
我凭什么

285
00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:17,333
留学生就不是老头就是小男友啊

286
00:13:17,333 --> 00:13:18,966
我就是一个每天

287
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,599
除了上课下课

288
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:25,066
周末去超市然后买点衣服之外

289
00:13:25,066 --> 00:13:27,266
天天都宅在家里的女生

290
00:13:27,266 --> 00:13:30,333
除了玩玩手游就是做做饭

291
00:13:30,966 --> 00:13:32,166
生活非常单调

292
00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:33,266
评级的

293
00:13:34,133 --> 00:13:36,366
没烟烟看我该怎么办

294
00:13:36,366 --> 00:13:38,866
我会播聊天电台的

295
00:13:38,866 --> 00:13:41,166
我可能到时候会上地下室给大家播

296
00:13:42,533 --> 00:13:43,733
真初见单推

297
00:13:43,733 --> 00:13:45,799
还真是初见单推

298
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:49,666
今天才偷了一篇B K 0717的小作文

299
00:13:49,666 --> 00:13:50,466
可爱型

300
00:13:51,866 --> 00:13:52,699
比心

301
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,300
欢迎天才会

302
00:13:57,300 --> 00:14:00,100
一天晚上不看鸳鸯我感觉睡不着

303
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,966
那我努力让你把一点田单推改成

304
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,800
via Mia单推好吧

305
00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:08,166
去的地方时区差很多吗

306
00:14:08,166 --> 00:14:09,866
对是对是

307
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,900
我们如果下个月所有人不续见

308
00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:15,600
下下个月再上是不是可以一直开白键

309
00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:16,400
普利bug

310
00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:19,799
你可能卡bug把我卡毕业了

311
00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:21,500
我一想我上个月白建

312
00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:23,733
然后我下个月一个现场都没有了

313
00:14:23,733 --> 00:14:25,399
整个人悲从中来

314
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:28,600
我操悲痛欲绝原地毕业了怎么办

315
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:30,600
别超市了

316
00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:34,199
留学的话每天几点播

317
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:35,500
可能是呃

318
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:38,466
我如果比较适合大家的时间的话

319
00:14:38,466 --> 00:14:39,899
应该会选择

320
00:14:41,166 --> 00:14:43,066
我们那边的晚上

321
00:14:43,066 --> 00:14:45,566
应该算是黄金时间段吧

322
00:14:45,566 --> 00:14:47,866
晚上8点的话就是早安会

323
00:14:48,066 --> 00:14:50,966
但如果想跟着大家的那个时间

324
00:14:51,066 --> 00:14:54,166
还是保持目前国内时间不变的话

325
00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:55,599
我就需要每

326
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:58,866
天早上上完早课然后中午回家

327
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,566
随便揣一个三明治之类的然后就直接

328
00:15:06,133 --> 00:15:09,099
直接进行一个开播啊

329
00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:13,199
这样正好能赶上平常的12点11点之类的

330
00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:17,899
这人说说喂还真是105件还充100件了

331
00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:19,866
没有那个是美工力不足啊

332
00:15:19,866 --> 00:15:21,099
大家要体谅一下

333
00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:22,533
主播一体机啊

334
00:15:23,766 --> 00:15:24,699
主播是

335
00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:29,166
呃除了除了路灯打轴之外的纯一体机

336
00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:33,700
错过了摆件没关系的孩儿期末周很忙

337
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,066
我都没有想到我能我能摆件

338
00:15:36,066 --> 00:15:38,866
嗯13小时时差明白了吧

339
00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:41,366
花期休了好几个月呢

340
00:15:41,366 --> 00:15:43,499
对啊今天也没多少时间看

341
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:45,700
正确的学习最重要

342
00:15:47,766 --> 00:15:49,733
今晚今晚又冲摆件

343
00:15:49,733 --> 00:15:50,966
俯冲是吧

344
00:15:52,066 --> 00:15:52,966
等烟期末了

345
00:15:52,966 --> 00:15:54,299
我现在就期末了

346
00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:57,766
我今天我不是昨天没给大家播吗

347
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:00,066
除了昨天的日子特殊之外

348
00:16:00,066 --> 00:16:01,766
还有昨天晚上我考了试

349
00:16:01,766 --> 00:16:03,399
今天早上考期末试

350
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:06,733
从早上8点考到早上11点

351
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,800
然后考完了我睡了一会

352
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:13,000
晚上做了个饭然后就跑过来开播了

353
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,166
中间又搞了很多事情

354
00:16:17,366 --> 00:16:20,099
花期去到明年暑假了挣钱的

355
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:22,333
哈利嘎特

356
00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:24,266
大概知道是哪了

357
00:16:24,266 --> 00:16:27,266
但是你只能确定一个市区范围对吧

358
00:16:27,866 --> 00:16:29,999
市区范围这边主播还是不太

359
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,800
介意透露的

360
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:33,400
但是更往下想问的话可能就

361
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,700
比较涉及个人隐私了

362
00:16:36,066 --> 00:16:37,799
晚上好晚上好

363
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,600
这么巧吗都不用复习

364
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:40,966
我复习了

365
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,499
我昨天都没怎么睡觉的

366
00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:46,800
大家没看这这两天我都不是龙王了吗

367
00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:50,766
啊谢谢夏布的舰长Aligat

368
00:16:52,266 --> 00:16:55,666
我超甜谢谢夏布的舰长你Aligat

369
00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:57,500
比心

370
00:16:58,933 --> 00:16:59,899
谢谢支持

371
00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:02,866
然后要跟大家说的是欢迎啦啦啦

372
00:17:02,866 --> 00:17:05,133
晚上好跟大家说的是什么

373
00:17:05,133 --> 00:17:07,099
是那个嗯

374
00:17:08,666 --> 00:17:11,766
大概今天晚上下播之后我就会

375
00:17:11,766 --> 00:17:12,766
想一个办法

376
00:17:12,766 --> 00:17:13,399
然后收集

377
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,700
大家的地址不再用那个什么

378
00:17:15,866 --> 00:17:18,066
不再用那个腾讯文档了

379
00:17:18,066 --> 00:17:20,699
因为我发现问卷这个形式稍微有点小

380
00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:22,766
逆天大家有什么好的建议吗

381
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,400
12月份的这个

382
00:17:26,866 --> 00:17:28,466
亲笔信的地址

383
00:17:28,466 --> 00:17:30,333
亲笔信那个礼盒的地址跟马

384
00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:31,166
克杯的地址是

385
00:17:31,166 --> 00:17:32,466
分开收集的

386
00:17:32,566 --> 00:17:34,066
但我没有什么好的建议

387
00:17:34,066 --> 00:17:35,933
欢迎郑老爷晚上好

388
00:17:36,900 --> 00:17:37,866
不是专业的话

389
00:17:37,866 --> 00:17:40,366
是可以根据时间算出精度的

390
00:17:40,366 --> 00:17:42,766
可以算呢都不用你算我告诉你们

391
00:17:42,766 --> 00:17:43,733
在北美呀

392
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:47,666
留学生大部分很多就都在北美吧

393
00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:49,333
10个里面可能5个都在

394
00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:52,099
这个也没有什么好隐瞒的

395
00:17:52,466 --> 00:17:53,666
不是的吗我很犟

396
00:17:53,666 --> 00:17:54,333
那当然了

397
00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:56,766
说明我今天没有浪费时间啊

398
00:17:56,766 --> 00:17:59,266
不对没有浪费那么多时间

399
00:17:59,466 --> 00:18:02,699
嗯至少少浪费了一点点时间

400
00:18:02,900 --> 00:18:04,666
在群里面水勤啊

401
00:18:05,566 --> 00:18:07,066
嗯我觉得大家是正确的

402
00:18:07,066 --> 00:18:08,733
在群里面说太多话了

403
00:18:08,733 --> 00:18:10,299
就会导致上播没火

404
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:12,000
这件事情是很不好的

405
00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:16,500
好我是你爹

406
00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:19,700
正确的

407
00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:22,866
行你是我爹天地之星是我妈妈

408
00:18:22,866 --> 00:18:25,066
你们两个嗯

409
00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:30,466
谁闲的没事用地方想

410
00:18:30,466 --> 00:18:32,066
跟别人聊天需要的时间

411
00:18:32,066 --> 00:18:35,099
没有没有只是我没有

412
00:18:35,566 --> 00:18:36,666
要不是快

413
00:18:36,666 --> 00:18:39,199
乐我怎么会在群里一聊再聊呢

414
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,800
你想想如果我痛苦的话

415
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,066
我找的我找的

416
00:18:42,466 --> 00:18:44,699
哎我都不会干这些事情的

417
00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:46,700
那肯定是快乐才撩啊

418
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:49,933
但快乐的事情大家都知道良药苦口

419
00:18:49,933 --> 00:18:52,766
快乐的事情呢一般都是诱惑你堕落的

420
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,733
就像什么美食甜点

421
00:18:55,933 --> 00:18:58,699
赖床之类的都会缓解你的意志啊

422
00:18:58,700 --> 00:18:59,133
因为

423
00:18:59,133 --> 00:19:01,733
对我来说就是又甜又会瓦解我意志

424
00:19:01,733 --> 00:19:02,699
的东西哎

425
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:04,800
简直是难以自拔

426
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:07,566
就像猫猫遇到了猫猫过河一样

427
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:11,200
从与妈妈的

428
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:14,500
那不一样从与妈妈是皮套的妈妈

429
00:19:14,533 --> 00:19:15,799
其实从与妈妈应该

430
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:16,700
是爹

431
00:19:17,566 --> 00:19:20,599
丛里妈妈是爹然后加布妈妈是妈妈

432
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:22,766
一般来说

433
00:19:22,766 --> 00:19:26,133
皮套的那个爸爸妈妈好像都是模型师

434
00:19:26,133 --> 00:19:28,299
是爸爸然后那个呃

435
00:19:29,066 --> 00:19:30,333
化石是妈妈

436
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:35,700
加班4,210小时是呃总督

437
00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:38,499
总督变了1,000

438
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:39,566
然后大家给我舰

439
00:19:39,666 --> 00:19:43,333
长又加到了接近2,000多天地区的总督

440
00:19:43,333 --> 00:19:45,133
然后又给我垫到了大概

441
00:19:45,366 --> 00:19:46,266
卧槽

442
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,700
谢谢周老爷的4个激光灯

443
00:19:49,733 --> 00:19:52,499
4个粉玫瑰两个战鼓双双

444
00:19:52,533 --> 00:19:53,966
我超赚了

445
00:19:55,533 --> 00:19:57,533
现在开始情缘不可以啊

446
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,733
张老爷找妈妈

447
00:20:03,133 --> 00:20:04,366
拽了拽了

448
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:05,900
妈妈是爹

449
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,500
主播的顶级逻辑

450
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:10,000
男妈妈跟女爸爸又有什么差别呢

451
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,133
不要把性别卡那么死嘛嘿呀

452
00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:16,933
永动机哎

453
00:20:17,533 --> 00:20:20,099
如何评价我给从你妈妈上了个键

454
00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:23,800
正确的我一想到我给从你妈妈上键

455
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,666
然后钱会被阿碧吃一半

456
00:20:25,666 --> 00:20:27,366
我整个人内心就在滴血啊

457
00:20:27,366 --> 00:20:29,466
反正下半个月也有

458
00:20:29,466 --> 00:20:32,466
从你妈妈给我重置模型跟换新衣服的

459
00:20:32,466 --> 00:20:33,799
这个这个工程

460
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,866
我就直接额外打给妈妈就行了

461
00:20:36,866 --> 00:20:38,166
不需要上限了

462
00:20:40,466 --> 00:20:41,866
欢迎天地之心

463
00:20:42,933 --> 00:20:45,966
赵老爷要和你喜结连理你知道吗

464
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,566
欢迎失落的礼物

465
00:20:49,866 --> 00:20:51,933
查询总督的粘性

466
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,000
什么粘性

467
00:20:54,266 --> 00:20:56,399
查询总督年郑老爷的程度说

468
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,500
我操干嘛过来开河啊

469
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,900
谢谢天庭的4个粉玫瑰6个聚光灯

470
00:21:01,900 --> 00:21:03,600
一罐冰可乐7个聚光灯

471
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:06,733
两个粉玫瑰6个粉玫瑰4个聚光灯

472
00:21:08,566 --> 00:21:10,266
我操有眉笔

473
00:21:10,933 --> 00:21:12,699
谢谢DNA但是有眉笔

474
00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:13,900
什么情况啊

475
00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:17,199
是不是撞麻了

476
00:21:19,900 --> 00:21:21,366
真笑气了

477
00:21:22,266 --> 00:21:24,733
挺急开花人正确的

478
00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:26,533
天地之

479
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,800
我被叫你欢迎咕噜咕噜

480
00:21:34,300 --> 00:21:36,966
Kitty你是英语21

481
00:21:38,533 --> 00:21:40,266
说起来从你妈妈那边啊

482
00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:42,933
为什么都没有什么舰长之类的

483
00:21:42,933 --> 00:21:44,066
太黑了

484
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:47,400
鬼

485
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:49,566
别呀

486
00:21:50,266 --> 00:21:52,566
你在这带头吊我是吧

487
00:21:58,566 --> 00:21:59,533
谢谢

488
00:22:00,300 --> 00:22:01,300
我我不会念

489
00:22:01,300 --> 00:22:02,066
你的名字

490
00:22:02,066 --> 00:22:04,566
谢谢天地之心的1,600次元火力

491
00:22:04,566 --> 00:22:06,933
非常感谢谢谢

492
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:09,600
我要

493
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,800
我们的激光灯非常感谢谢

494
00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:17,666
谢八云子的6个金币4个泡泡糖嗯

495
00:22:17,966 --> 00:22:20,166
谢谢赵老爷的5个聚光灯

496
00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:21,700
5个粉玫瑰

497
00:22:21,700 --> 00:22:23,966
谢谢8元起的泡泡糖

498
00:22:23,966 --> 00:22:27,066
谢谢梦瑶的泡泡糖和8个金币

499
00:22:27,066 --> 00:22:29,199
卧槽什么含金量

500
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:31,733
谢谢梦瑶的两个泡泡糖8个金币

501
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,533
谢谢打榜谢谢很多泡泡糖和金币

502
00:22:34,533 --> 00:22:35,733
你阿力盖头

503
00:22:37,866 --> 00:22:39,799
盒子爆一个聚光灯已经不错了

504
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:42,333
你不是送一个紫金盒子就只爆一朵花

505
00:22:42,333 --> 00:22:43,399
已经很不错了

506
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:44,900
我直播间有人就

507
00:22:44,933 --> 00:22:47,766
从看我到现在一共只送过一个紫金宝

508
00:22:48,366 --> 00:22:51,066
这个紫金宝盒出了一个宾客了

509
00:22:55,900 --> 00:22:58,566
我发现白字一般不来看我直播

510
00:22:58,566 --> 00:23:00,333
但是有天你在的时候

511
00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:03,066
白字却总是随叫随到

512
00:23:03,066 --> 00:23:04,166
这怎么回事呢

513
00:23:04,566 --> 00:23:08,399
谢谢天我操你们在刷屏是吧

514
00:23:08,933 --> 00:23:11,866
谢谢天地之心的7个聚光灯3个粉玫瑰

515
00:23:11,866 --> 00:23:14,366
谢谢中来的4个粉玫瑰5个聚光灯

516
00:23:14,366 --> 00:23:15,266
一罐冰可乐

517
00:23:15,266 --> 00:23:18,166
谢谢天地之心的6个聚光灯4个粉玫瑰

518
00:23:18,166 --> 00:23:19,166
非常感谢

519
00:23:19,366 --> 00:23:21,866
谢谢天地之心的7个聚光灯

520
00:23:21,866 --> 00:23:25,299
3个粉玫瑰一个战鼓声声6个聚光灯

521
00:23:25,900 --> 00:23:30,366
呃呃我谢悟空来了我找爹干嘛呢爹

522
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:34,266
谢谢两罐冰可乐5个聚光灯4个粉玫瑰

523
00:23:34,300 --> 00:23:37,166
5个聚光灯4个粉玫瑰一罐冰可乐

524
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:40,000
谢谢一个战鼓声声爸爸感谢

525
00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:46,000
我操别开了爹爹别开了停停

526
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,900
我说停停啊

527
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:48,900
爆东西了

528
00:23:48,900 --> 00:23:50,300
出货了终于出货了

529
00:23:50,300 --> 00:23:53,533
谢谢我爹的二创非常非常感谢

530
00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:58,400
谢谢我我爹的战车出击非常感谢

531
00:23:58,400 --> 00:23:59,800
我们开了1,000多的盒子

532
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,466
终于开到了一个战车出击

533
00:24:01,466 --> 00:24:02,966
今天还是没有战舰的一天

534
00:24:02,966 --> 00:24:04,099
非常非常倒霉

535
00:24:04,366 --> 00:24:05,133
好的你给我

536
00:24:05,133 --> 00:24:06,599
们拿下来有眉笔

537
00:24:06,700 --> 00:24:07,933
我就是最大的眉笔

538
00:24:07,933 --> 00:24:09,166
对不起对不起

539
00:24:10,766 --> 00:24:12,199
这个直播间

540
00:24:14,133 --> 00:24:16,066
这直播间飞的要死

541
00:24:17,133 --> 00:24:17,933
谢谢

542
00:24:18,133 --> 00:24:22,533
别开了别开了我操爹爹别开了谢谢

543
00:24:22,900 --> 00:24:25,800
完了我们的泡泡糖跟金币阿里嘎的

544
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,100
我很难想象有人可以这么黑

545
00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:29,066
还真是

546
00:24:30,166 --> 00:24:31,733
白字是他的ID

547
00:24:31,733 --> 00:24:33,333
不是再说大了

548
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,266
从茶摊主播转来念礼物

549
00:24:35,266 --> 00:24:37,499
主播礼物我不能不谢吧

550
00:24:39,466 --> 00:24:41,533
主播脑子确实跟不上了

551
00:24:41,533 --> 00:24:44,066
我操天天打麻将赢了吗

552
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,800
谢谢旋转8元子的泡泡糖金币

553
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:47,866
疯狂运营和打榜

554
00:24:47,866 --> 00:24:48,733
奥利给的

555
00:24:48,733 --> 00:24:50,166
百天那天我在玩游戏

556
00:24:50,166 --> 00:24:52,066
今天陪我玩游戏的还没气

557
00:24:54,733 --> 00:24:55,666
我的那个

558
00:24:55,666 --> 00:24:58,266
那个什么礼物到现在还没念完

559
00:24:58,333 --> 00:24:59,733
他是什么情况

560
00:25:00,100 --> 00:25:03,900
为什么我不能陪天顶玩游戏两眼一黑

561
00:25:05,066 --> 00:25:06,199
你去找他呀

562
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,700
你去找他为什么就肯定能玩呢

563
00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:11,799
我不谢了我不谢了我不谢了

564
00:25:11,966 --> 00:25:14,299
谢谢爹谢谢爹磕头了爹

565
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,500
这尾巴能多转两圈吗

566
00:25:24,266 --> 00:25:25,799
还真是活着的总督

567
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:29,133
没有吧我觉得v圈除了工会之外能给

568
00:25:29,366 --> 00:25:31,766
v上总督的应该都是经常看的吧

569
00:25:31,766 --> 00:25:34,999
虽然他这一个月也就看了我这一天

570
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:38,100
这12月他还是第一次来看我

571
00:25:42,700 --> 00:25:47,000
说起来最近不是那个我在期末周嘛

572
00:25:47,366 --> 00:25:52,333
除了给大家做那个见长礼物然后还有

573
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,800
直播之外其他的东西没怎么关注了

574
00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:00,133
冲浪一次是有点落后了

575
00:26:00,466 --> 00:26:03,966
我前天看贴吧的版本还是那个什么

576
00:26:04,266 --> 00:26:06,766
乐华娱乐的那个师妹团

577
00:26:06,766 --> 00:26:09,166
那个叫什么n a m e

578
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,000
他能直接念成NAME吗

579
00:26:13,333 --> 00:26:15,499
他他我叫他AME吧

580
00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:16,966
我有点PTSD了

581
00:26:16,966 --> 00:26:19,566
因为我小的时候大家知道

582
00:26:19,566 --> 00:26:22,066
就是以前大概七八年前吗

583
00:26:22,100 --> 00:26:23,666
大家都看什么

584
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:26,066
呃TFBOYS跟

585
00:26:26,066 --> 00:26:29,166
EX很多很多女孩子都看的那个时候

586
00:26:31,900 --> 00:26:33,366
绝了绝什么

587
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:35,766
什么情况

588
00:26:35,766 --> 00:26:37,899
总督的礼物不谢了

589
00:26:38,366 --> 00:26:40,666
不是他叫我不要谢了呀

590
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,866
他都给你开总督了

591
00:26:45,866 --> 00:26:48,333
凭什么还要浪费时间来看我

592
00:26:49,066 --> 00:26:51,266
哎什么叫给你们做礼物

593
00:26:51,266 --> 00:26:53,199
但是这个是实话呀

594
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,600
我主播我呢

595
00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:56,866
最讲究的就是一个实话实说

596
00:26:56,866 --> 00:26:58,499
我不会说假话的

597
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:04,100
我是不会说假话了

598
00:27:04,100 --> 00:27:06,733
因为确实最近也就干了这些事情啊

599
00:27:06,733 --> 00:27:09,699
然后猫妈妈说跟我去海边呐

600
00:27:09,700 --> 00:27:10,866
跟我出去玩呐

601
00:27:10,866 --> 00:27:12,733
什么乱七八糟跟我去逛街

602
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,200
然后这些事情我都没答应

603
00:27:16,366 --> 00:27:17,866
我说我没有空哎

604
00:27:19,666 --> 00:27:22,099
期末都烂了粉丝全责

605
00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:23,500
没有期末都烂了

606
00:27:23,500 --> 00:27:26,466
大家动手都知道直播跟考试是一样的

607
00:27:26,933 --> 00:27:29,499
直播都是都是一个内容的输出啊

608
00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:32,200
在短短的时间里说出来你毕生所学

609
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,900
用尽你的全力来取得一个最好的结果

610
00:27:35,366 --> 00:27:36,966
都是内容输出的过程

611
00:27:36,966 --> 00:27:38,266
如果说考试烂了

612
00:27:38,266 --> 00:27:40,666
说明之前的几个月积累不行

613
00:27:40,666 --> 00:27:42,066
如果说直播烂了呢

614
00:27:42,066 --> 00:27:45,566
说明你人生一直到现在也就这点烂货

615
00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:48,933
跟大家是没关系的啊

616
00:27:48,933 --> 00:27:51,566
我是不会说直播烂了哎怪弹幕

617
00:27:51,566 --> 00:27:55,299
然后考试烂了怪粉丝那没有担当

618
00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:59,966
主播最好的一点就是勇于承认白烂

619
00:28:01,566 --> 00:28:02,366
华为不卡

620
00:28:02,366 --> 00:28:03,599
我不卡呀

621
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,466
怎么了我不卡呀

622
00:28:07,133 --> 00:28:08,866
弹幕突然戛然而止

623
00:28:08,866 --> 00:28:11,166
我觉得是大家没发吧

624
00:28:11,166 --> 00:28:13,366
有没有可能是大伙没发弹幕啊

625
00:28:14,733 --> 00:28:16,466
刚才你们发弹幕了吗

626
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,866
我看半天那个弹幕都没动

627
00:28:18,866 --> 00:28:20,333
哎你们你们

628
00:28:20,766 --> 00:28:21,733
你们那什么

629
00:28:21,733 --> 00:28:23,499
最后还是去了海边

630
00:28:23,666 --> 00:28:26,333
他炸我他跟我说

631
00:28:26,333 --> 00:28:29,099
今天妈妈带你出去吃好吃的吧

632
00:28:29,100 --> 00:28:30,500
我不想做饭了

633
00:28:34,066 --> 00:28:35,399
然后我说那好吧

634
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:38,533
然后我们吃完饭了之后他一脚油开车

635
00:28:38,566 --> 00:28:41,299
就拉着我去海边了我都不能反抗

636
00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:44,333
因为我不会开车

637
00:28:48,266 --> 00:28:49,699
燕子给我的感觉就是

638
00:28:49,700 --> 00:28:50,966
他的每一句话都很真

639
00:28:50,966 --> 00:28:52,533
那我跟你们说假话干嘛

640
00:28:52,533 --> 00:28:54,799
我挂科可以怪主播的直播时间吗

641
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,600
你有权利选择不看

642
00:28:57,700 --> 00:28:58,800
你可以选择不看的

643
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:01,600
但是我还是倡导每一位呃理智的嫣然

644
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:03,400
先复习后看直播呢

645
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,666
把门关上了

646
00:29:07,966 --> 00:29:11,699
太吵了你可以把门关上了谢谢啊

647
00:29:13,266 --> 00:29:15,666
门门谢谢谢谢谢

648
00:29:17,300 --> 00:29:19,066
谢拜拜晚安

649
00:29:23,866 --> 00:29:24,899
弹幕一直在动

650
00:29:24,900 --> 00:29:27,100
但是我的弹幕没动过哎

651
00:29:28,466 --> 00:29:29,599
轻鲁飞扬全走

652
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:30,533
我刚收到他

653
00:29:30,533 --> 00:29:32,699
他就进来假借着倒水来看我

654
00:29:32,700 --> 00:29:33,500
干嘛

655
00:29:34,266 --> 00:29:35,533
我把他赶走

656
00:29:35,666 --> 00:29:37,333
嗯可以找到

657
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:40,266
不要总是宣传你的错误学习官啊

658
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:44,466
什么查询轻鲁飞扬状态他要去睡觉了

659
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,766
什么爱看看不看我不是这样的

660
00:29:48,766 --> 00:29:50,799
百姓人气比原来高多了

661
00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:53,400
千武飞扬关下门

662
00:29:53,533 --> 00:29:55,566
没有因为我之前

663
00:29:55,566 --> 00:29:56,166
去年

664
00:29:56,166 --> 00:29:58,666
还前年的时候不是也在这边直过播吗

665
00:29:58,666 --> 00:30:00,399
去年对去年这个时候

666
00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:03,366
然后他会把水壶放在我这个屋子里面

667
00:30:04,066 --> 00:30:05,366
一烧水的那个声音

668
00:30:05,366 --> 00:30:08,066
就像是飞机撞在了我的身上一样

669
00:30:08,066 --> 00:30:09,466
惊天动地的大

670
00:30:09,966 --> 00:30:14,066
所以为了预防这种情况啊我就会叫他

671
00:30:14,733 --> 00:30:16,733
把麻烦他关一下

672
00:30:18,133 --> 00:30:20,999
谢谢主播明明2中登现实中的榜

673
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,333
虚拟主播榜第五

674
00:30:23,333 --> 00:30:24,966
我们是第五

675
00:30:24,966 --> 00:30:26,466
我们不是八强

676
00:30:27,133 --> 00:30:28,899
我们是第五好不好

677
00:30:41,700 --> 00:30:42,966
又卡是吧

678
00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:44,599
我不知道现在呢

679
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:48,466
谢谢送来的6个聚光灯4个粉玫瑰

680
00:30:48,566 --> 00:30:50,733
6个聚光灯是个粉玫瑰

681
00:30:52,766 --> 00:30:54,499
谢谢7哥的烛光灯

682
00:30:56,100 --> 00:30:57,600
哦我记得了

683
00:30:58,500 --> 00:31:01,366
谢谢Drawer的冰可乐和凉豆腐玫瑰花

684
00:31:01,366 --> 00:31:03,533
感谢我这边有提示的

685
00:31:04,300 --> 00:31:07,500
主播万分百间就差哥回了我

686
00:31:09,333 --> 00:31:11,999
我可不是万分百间就差哥回啦

687
00:31:13,500 --> 00:31:15,200
因为那是毕业的目标

688
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,666
我想把我电脑卡炸了

689
00:31:18,733 --> 00:31:19,933
我的电脑

690
00:31:21,300 --> 00:31:22,966
谢谢进来的7个激光的

691
00:31:22,966 --> 00:31:24,966
1万名可乐和两个粉丝

692
00:31:24,966 --> 00:31:26,666
我我卡炸了

693
00:31:27,566 --> 00:31:32,366
刚才那个礼物特效把我把我卡进了

694
00:31:36,500 --> 00:31:38,733
确实是一卡米就卡

695
00:31:39,366 --> 00:31:41,899
还真是我今天这个电脑好像有点摆了

696
00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:42,700
家人们

697
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,566
等我听一下后台啊

698
00:31:47,566 --> 00:31:49,133
我感觉我现在这个电脑

699
00:31:49,133 --> 00:31:50,699
不是特别的适合

700
00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:52,333
直播我听一下后台

701
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:55,400
为啥今天会这么看呢

702
00:32:02,666 --> 00:32:05,166
我感觉今天都会闪退的

703
00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:07,166
我自己都感觉到卡了

704
00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:09,333
为什么呢

705
00:32:12,966 --> 00:32:15,366
是我卡不是大伙卡

706
00:32:17,666 --> 00:32:19,799
今晚大伙都在接歌会吧

707
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:22,100
我还没念逆天棉花糖呢

708
00:32:22,966 --> 00:32:25,933
我得哪天准备一下写一下歌单

709
00:32:26,533 --> 00:32:27,466
这为什么

710
00:32:27,466 --> 00:32:28,366
直播间一场

711
00:32:28,366 --> 00:32:30,899
我主播真的在看我一顿一顿的在看

712
00:32:30,900 --> 00:32:32,100
冰冰那怎么办

713
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:33,600
我能我能现在

714
00:32:33,866 --> 00:32:36,599
我能现在下播然后再重新上吗

715
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:39,100
我能下播重新上吗

716
00:32:39,100 --> 00:32:42,600
但这样高能榜会掉哎可以吗

717
00:32:44,300 --> 00:32:46,600
卡爆了真的等一下

718
00:33:00,533 --> 00:33:03,199
喂喂现在呢现在呢

719
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:04,766
我把马力压了一下

720
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,466
我不知道今天为什么这样

721
00:33:07,466 --> 00:33:09,599
可能我今天拿到考试了

722
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,266
考试了之后没重启

723
00:33:11,266 --> 00:33:13,733
他整个人就开始白赖了

724
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:16,266
晚安

725
00:33:18,900 --> 00:33:20,966
为什么就晚安了啊

726
00:33:20,966 --> 00:33:22,133
什么情况

727
00:33:28,900 --> 00:33:31,966
你们现在的RP都已经都已经这么

728
00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:35,066
这么炉火纯青了是吗

729
00:33:36,066 --> 00:33:37,533
晚安耶耶

730
00:33:37,666 --> 00:33:40,133
我特别姐姐刚进了医院

731
00:33:40,133 --> 00:33:42,099
发现大伙都在这晚安了

732
00:33:44,100 --> 00:33:47,100
刚进了医院就开始发问号了进了

733
00:33:51,566 --> 00:33:54,299
我不知道啊今天卡了

734
00:33:58,333 --> 00:34:01,599
现在呢现在还还好吗

735
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,500
这版本也太熟练了吧

736
00:34:12,266 --> 00:34:14,099
现在呢现在呢

737
00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:19,466
不卡了吗

738
00:34:41,366 --> 00:34:42,999
快快快别钓我的鱼呀

739
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,500
快告诉我到底卡不卡

740
00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:47,566
快快快有没有纯粮的咽炎人告诉我

741
00:34:47,566 --> 00:34:49,299
现在都不敢说话了

742
00:34:51,366 --> 00:34:52,799
卡不卡了呀

743
00:34:59,100 --> 00:35:01,933
大家别发弹幕吓他

744
00:35:02,166 --> 00:35:04,966
你们真是你们吓死我了干什么呀

745
00:35:04,966 --> 00:35:07,499
哎呀发现好像还是有点卡呀

746
00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:09,533
为什么我今天面孔这么卡

747
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,066
证明没有什么

748
00:35:13,333 --> 00:35:16,333
没有什么跟往天不同的地方

749
00:35:25,366 --> 00:35:27,533
看主播变成了一种煎熬

750
00:35:27,533 --> 00:35:28,899
那要不然我先

751
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,366
我先下播再重新开吧

752
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,500
我先下播再重新开吧大家

753
00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:35,066
今天这个效果真的不行

754
00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:39,133
我电脑好像被大家那个紫金宝盒给

755
00:35:39,133 --> 00:35:40,666
给砸炸了

756
00:35:44,500 --> 00:35:47,133
我我先下两分钟我播啊大家

757
00:35:47,133 --> 00:35:49,699
然后等下再在群里面艾特对

758
00:35:53,933 --> 00:35:57,066
啊不是我自己感觉到有有卡

759
00:35:57,066 --> 00:35:58,799
因为我这个面部在卡

760
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:03,000
我这个面部在卡

761
00:36:05,500 --> 00:36:06,533
啊不卡了

762
00:36:06,533 --> 00:36:09,266
那不掉了那不掉了那我可继续播了

763
00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:10,600
你们吓死我了

764
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,000
因为我感觉我面部在卡你知道吧

765
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:27,000
等我被换个网嗯好的

766
00:36:28,066 --> 00:36:31,999
然后呢这个是今天一个比较逆天的

767
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,466
但是被我漏了很久了

768
00:36:33,466 --> 00:36:34,199
我不知道为什么

769
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:35,933
我要事先声明一下大家

770
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,400
为什么这么晚才念

771
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,166
为什么上次小作文会没有念到

772
00:36:39,166 --> 00:36:42,066
这个是因为我今天在无聊整理

773
00:36:42,366 --> 00:36:43,533
棉花糖细箱的时候

774
00:36:43,533 --> 00:36:44,699
疯狂点击随机

775
00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:46,266
发现了一篇自己从来没有见

776
00:36:46,266 --> 00:36:47,366
过的小作文

777
00:36:48,300 --> 00:36:51,333
这个箱子它吃信这不怪我啊

778
00:36:51,700 --> 00:36:52,300
谢谢

779
00:36:52,300 --> 00:36:55,466
复合型北极星的谢谢阿力哥的刚来

780
00:36:55,466 --> 00:36:56,733
怎么了怎么了

781
00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:58,933
谢谢s非常感谢

782
00:36:58,933 --> 00:37:01,999
他们刚才吊我刚才说我直播间卡了

783
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,933
叫我下播晚安

784
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:08,366
叫我走然后我真的被他们吊到了

785
00:37:08,366 --> 00:37:11,166
我就说我要不要下播之后重新再上

786
00:37:11,166 --> 00:37:13,366
他说哎呀不卡不卡不要下不要下

787
00:37:13,900 --> 00:37:15,200
我他妈是在吊我

788
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:16,966
对啊我自己的模型在卡

789
00:37:16,966 --> 00:37:19,466
所以我不知道你们你们在不在卡

790
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:23,466
你怕了拜拜了玩游戏得起床了

791
00:37:26,266 --> 00:37:27,799
你们玩的开心啊

792
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:29,266
拜拜拜拜

793
00:37:33,333 --> 00:37:34,499
拜拜你

794
00:37:36,366 --> 00:37:40,199
谢谢我爹的好多好多金宝盒饭感谢

795
00:37:41,733 --> 00:37:43,899
主播没问题是我们的问题

796
00:37:43,900 --> 00:37:45,166
别老惦记你的面谱

797
00:37:45,166 --> 00:37:46,199
大伙只看尾巴

798
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:48,533
一卡的时候连尾巴也一起卡的

799
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,866
上个流量推荐卡无了

800
00:37:53,900 --> 00:37:56,133
是啊我们流量推荐卡已经没有了

801
00:37:56,133 --> 00:37:58,066
因为下播卡了一会

802
00:37:58,133 --> 00:37:58,966
怎么了

803
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,766
实事求是的说难道没看我真的卡了呀

804
00:38:01,766 --> 00:38:03,199
我觉得真的在卡哎

805
00:38:05,900 --> 00:38:06,700
怎么血口喷人

806
00:38:06,700 --> 00:38:10,466
哎呀我错了我错了我总结事情不客观

807
00:38:10,466 --> 00:38:11,766
我的我的

808
00:38:12,133 --> 00:38:14,699
这片烂火不会没人敢认开心

809
00:38:16,166 --> 00:38:17,999
主播有1%的责任

810
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,866
难道观众没有99%钓鱼的责任吗

811
00:38:20,900 --> 00:38:22,266
没人认领就香草写

812
00:38:22,266 --> 00:38:23,733
不要给香草扣帽子

813
00:38:23,733 --> 00:38:25,366
万一是主播自己写的呢

814
00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:29,333
谢谢东方正的泡泡糖非常感谢

815
00:38:31,266 --> 00:38:34,466
谢谢赵老爷的啊今天不用送了

816
00:38:34,466 --> 00:38:37,733
赵老爷今天今天今天送了

817
00:38:37,733 --> 00:38:39,599
我们好像打排名也没有用

818
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:40,966
这个是保级赛

819
00:38:43,133 --> 00:38:46,566
不是主播自己写的我不知道是谁写的

820
00:38:53,966 --> 00:38:57,666
耶耶虽然我很想像香草那样

821
00:38:57,766 --> 00:38:59,933
写出优雅的臊皮文

822
00:39:00,566 --> 00:39:03,566
但是以我高考语文记录的比例来说

823
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,333
还是太过艰难了

824
00:39:05,866 --> 00:39:08,466
所以只能写点简单直白的文字

825
00:39:08,966 --> 00:39:11,099
虽然不能为你带来整活效果

826
00:39:11,100 --> 00:39:12,700
但这种朴实的笔墨

827
00:39:12,700 --> 00:39:15,466
或许能够为大家带来一点投稿的自信

828
00:39:16,733 --> 00:39:19,666
燕子你带我走吧

829
00:39:19,700 --> 00:39:21,900
后面没了你我该怎么办

830
00:39:22,100 --> 00:39:23,100
虽然你经常说

831
00:39:23,100 --> 00:39:25,100
我不像小学男生那样骚扰你

832
00:39:25,100 --> 00:39:26,500
但那不过是笨拙

833
00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:29,100
天真的我们才表达对你的爱啊

834
00:39:29,566 --> 00:39:32,166
每到夜晚苍蝇飞走的时候

835
00:39:32,166 --> 00:39:33,866
我的心总是咯噔一下

836
00:39:33,866 --> 00:39:36,933
两眼一黑昏死在床上

837
00:39:37,366 --> 00:39:39,266
而当你再次开播时

838
00:39:39,366 --> 00:39:41,366
我总能奇迹般的复缩

839
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:44,000
现在别人都开始叫我太平间仰卧起坐

840
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,200
冠军了谢谢你燕宝

841
00:39:49,366 --> 00:39:51,366
简单直摆直发病

842
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:57,166
完了完了

843
00:39:57,866 --> 00:39:59,866
已经开始落泪了

844
00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:03,166
完了这谁写的

845
00:40:03,333 --> 00:40:05,499
有没有一种可能主播可以正常与青年

846
00:40:05,566 --> 00:40:07,733
你们又要写发病小作文吗

847
00:40:07,733 --> 00:40:09,299
又要让主播正常与青年

848
00:40:09,300 --> 00:40:10,800
你们不觉得你们很过分吗

849
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:14,166
那你们不觉得你们很过分吗

850
00:40:14,166 --> 00:40:17,266
你们又要写发病小作文又要我正常

851
00:40:18,300 --> 00:40:20,566
那你们都不正常我怎么正常

852
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:29,766
咽炎人就是什么这种东西是怕我佛

853
00:40:30,266 --> 00:40:33,099
你怎么能把我的咽炎人称为东西呢

854
00:40:33,366 --> 00:40:35,366
我们我们不是东西好吧

855
00:40:35,366 --> 00:40:37,599
你怎么能把我的咽炎人称为东西呢

856
00:40:39,733 --> 00:40:42,566
人都麻了跟成了主播的茄子一样

857
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:44,866
我被送走了

858
00:40:44,866 --> 00:40:46,466
我都拔完了

859
00:40:46,466 --> 00:40:48,299
很想看主播念发冰文

860
00:40:48,300 --> 00:40:50,800
是轻舞飞扬正好进来的场面

861
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:52,966
他不是没看过我从小的时候

862
00:40:53,066 --> 00:40:54,666
大家知道那个甄嬛传吗

863
00:40:54,666 --> 00:40:56,066
我从小的时候看甄嬛传

864
00:40:56,066 --> 00:40:57,899
就会一边看一边跟他模仿

865
00:40:57,900 --> 00:40:58,700
好吧

866
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:02,800
大家如果有有什么比较有兴趣的

867
00:41:03,900 --> 00:41:06,066
呃甄嬛传10年爱好者

868
00:41:06,066 --> 00:41:06,933
可以给我推广一些

869
00:41:06,933 --> 00:41:08,533
甄嬛传里面经典的台词

870
00:41:08,533 --> 00:41:09,933
你看看我能不能学的上来

871
00:41:09,933 --> 00:41:11,166
尤其是华妃

872
00:41:12,966 --> 00:41:15,899
他们都说我学华妃学的惟妙惟肖啊

873
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:19,700
想听方言版本

874
00:41:19,766 --> 00:41:21,266
嗯要念这个吗

875
00:41:21,266 --> 00:41:24,333
太浅我上周看我直播间那不是观众

876
00:41:24,333 --> 00:41:25,733
那是人气

877
00:41:26,300 --> 00:41:27,200
那不是观众

878
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:27,966
欢迎玫瑰蜜

879
00:41:27,966 --> 00:41:28,899
晚上好

880
00:41:29,533 --> 00:41:30,466
来个东北话吧

881
00:41:30,466 --> 00:41:31,666
真要听啊

882
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:34,566
大家是人呐

883
00:41:34,566 --> 00:41:36,566
大家不是东西大家是人

884
00:41:36,566 --> 00:41:39,066
好吧我们会马上离开

885
00:41:39,066 --> 00:41:41,133
让你看到爷爷真是非常抱歉

886
00:41:41,133 --> 00:41:42,799
我会马上离开的

887
00:41:44,300 --> 00:41:46,800
坏了传送面板已启动

888
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:49,300
我们的溜了会更加瞬间

889
00:41:49,933 --> 00:41:51,133
我找别

890
00:41:52,166 --> 00:41:52,499
酒吧

891
00:41:52,500 --> 00:41:55,700
能不能一本正经的念发病小作文看看

892
00:41:55,700 --> 00:41:57,800
嗯到底是要东北话还怎么样吗

893
00:42:03,066 --> 00:42:06,133
没有没有大家都是都是都是人类

894
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:09,266
但是鸟鸟是鸟鸟香草是香草

895
00:42:10,166 --> 00:42:13,199
大家都是人类啊他他不是事物

896
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:16,133
东北话一本正经的念我怎么念

897
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:21,666
这怎么念啊

898
00:42:21,666 --> 00:42:23,733
谢谢幽谷的关注非常感谢

899
00:42:23,733 --> 00:42:24,799
这咋念啊

900
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,866
整点优雅的臊皮活啊

901
00:42:39,866 --> 00:42:40,666
但是

902
00:42:40,666 --> 00:42:43,799
就以我这个高考语文进了比例来说

903
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:45,933
实在是太难了

904
00:42:46,133 --> 00:42:48,333
所以只能写点呃

905
00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:51,666
哎东北话应该怎么说

906
00:42:53,366 --> 00:42:56,133
我忘了大伙我一周没听东北话

907
00:42:56,133 --> 00:42:57,333
东北话应该怎么说

908
00:43:05,066 --> 00:43:08,599
又能整点吉他白脸的东西虽然说吧

909
00:43:09,666 --> 00:43:10,466
呃

910
00:43:11,100 --> 00:43:12,766
没那么有意思

911
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:17,966
哎这怎么哎这怎么说呀

912
00:43:19,333 --> 00:43:20,499
坏了

913
00:43:21,700 --> 00:43:23,533
女生要麻烦让一下

914
00:43:26,900 --> 00:43:29,100
主要我我咋说呀

915
00:43:29,100 --> 00:43:32,466
我不会说有没有人上来教教我呀

916
00:43:33,366 --> 00:43:34,299
能不能有

917
00:43:34,300 --> 00:43:37,100
有没有人上来上来教我一下子

918
00:43:37,700 --> 00:43:39,266
我现在不会了

919
00:43:43,300 --> 00:43:44,733
那没招啊你

920
00:43:44,733 --> 00:43:48,799
你让我整东北话那不得有语言环境呢

921
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:50,300
没有那个语言环境

922
00:43:50,300 --> 00:43:51,966
谁能给你整的出来呀

923
00:43:51,966 --> 00:43:53,899
你咋这强人所难呢

924
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:58,200
我是同一个反向被同化的我

925
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:02,666
我真的说东北话的时间太少了

926
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:05,266
我不会了

927
00:44:05,266 --> 00:44:06,866
让轻舞飞扬来

928
00:44:06,866 --> 00:44:08,333
对啊让他给我翻译一下吧

929
00:44:08,333 --> 00:44:09,699
带他睡觉了

930
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:12,000
带他睡觉了

931
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:12,933
那怎么办

932
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:17,533
稍微有点感觉

933
00:44:17,533 --> 00:44:20,499
刚才那那一下子整的像那么一回事了

934
00:44:20,500 --> 00:44:24,333
是吧刚才那一下整的像那回事了

935
00:44:26,900 --> 00:44:29,966
只会说优美的江淮官话

936
00:44:29,966 --> 00:44:31,266
江淮官话是什么

937
00:44:32,866 --> 00:44:33,866
睡了晚安

938
00:44:33,866 --> 00:44:35,933
晚安清晨白雾

939
00:44:36,500 --> 00:44:37,666
对大家就

940
00:44:37,666 --> 00:44:41,166
到时候如果你们没有备注的话我是

941
00:44:41,366 --> 00:44:43,699
我会默认写写ID啊

942
00:44:52,866 --> 00:44:56,133
我默认会写b站的ID但如果你有那个

943
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:58,800
想额外写一些其他东西的需求啊

944
00:44:58,800 --> 00:44:59,600
比如说

945
00:45:00,066 --> 00:45:03,299
家乐让我写烧麦是所有早餐的爹

946
00:45:03,666 --> 00:45:06,099
他说拍照私信发给他

947
00:45:06,566 --> 00:45:09,399
就如果你想把你的ID换成

948
00:45:09,866 --> 00:45:12,366
很短很短的你的名字

949
00:45:12,366 --> 00:45:14,566
或者是什么其他有意义的字呢

950
00:45:14,733 --> 00:45:15,999
当然前提是很短

951
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:17,900
如果你让我抄一个什么什么

952
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:19,466
你非要说那个

953
00:45:21,300 --> 00:45:22,933
圆周率就是你的名字

954
00:45:22,933 --> 00:45:24,766
那我是不会认同的

955
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:27,966
主播怎么没话说了

956
00:45:27,966 --> 00:45:29,099
主播刚卡了

957
00:45:29,100 --> 00:45:29,966
主播在看弹幕

958
00:45:29,966 --> 00:45:32,299
大伙大伙别这么送礼物了

959
00:45:32,300 --> 00:45:34,166
大伙别送了求求你了

960
00:45:34,166 --> 00:45:35,866
秋名山的殿下你杀我

961
00:45:35,866 --> 00:45:36,666
直播间

962
00:45:37,733 --> 00:45:38,599
坏了

963
00:45:39,966 --> 00:45:42,966
随着牛蛙牛蛙的100声牛蛙

964
00:45:42,966 --> 00:45:44,799
我的我的那个

965
00:45:47,566 --> 00:45:50,533
我的直播间逐渐走向了爆炸的边缘

966
00:45:51,166 --> 00:45:53,099
不看着我润了

967
00:45:53,100 --> 00:45:55,533
别呀那咋办呢

968
00:45:55,933 --> 00:45:57,733
我无法想象轻舞飞扬

969
00:45:57,900 --> 00:46:00,533
对着燕燕念发病小作文的画面

970
00:46:00,533 --> 00:46:02,333
他可以看呢没关系啊

971
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:04,366
你们有没有那种呃

972
00:46:06,866 --> 00:46:07,533
就

973
00:46:07,533 --> 00:46:09,966
你们要是能给我投稿点甄嬛传之类的

974
00:46:09,966 --> 00:46:10,999
我会挺开心的

975
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,100
真的因为我以前特别喜欢念那个

976
00:46:13,100 --> 00:46:15,533
话费不是一个小时就没活了

977
00:46:15,533 --> 00:46:18,266
是我电脑卡了我整个呃谢谢

978
00:46:18,333 --> 00:46:22,399
复合型贝吉星的10个喵喵爱丽开的

979
00:46:24,366 --> 00:46:28,699
喵喵喵喵喵

980
00:46:31,066 --> 00:46:31,899
喵

981
00:46:32,700 --> 00:46:33,500
喵

982
00:46:34,266 --> 00:46:35,066
喵

983
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:42,533
喵喵别嘟嘟嘟给我送走了黑暗

984
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:46,200
真是决绝子我要写ID了对呀

985
00:46:47,100 --> 00:46:49,766
主播电脑CPU真的要冒烟了

986
00:46:49,766 --> 00:46:51,699
谢谢北极星的是个喵喵爸爸

987
00:46:51,700 --> 00:46:54,900
感谢喵嘟嘟嘟嘟

988
00:46:56,333 --> 00:46:59,899
不是我电脑要炸了真的要炸了

989
00:47:00,700 --> 00:47:04,300
成语妈妈成语妈妈一直都很可爱你

990
00:47:06,933 --> 00:47:08,199
哎呀哪天哎

991
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:10,966
我就幻想哪天混到成语妈妈的开黑啦

992
00:47:10,966 --> 00:47:12,366
里面然后然后

993
00:47:12,900 --> 00:47:15,600
然后正好听到成语妈妈在对着电脑

994
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,400
唱那个电音的歌

995
00:47:17,966 --> 00:47:21,166
我就偷偷的听听完就走啊妈妈要没裤

996
00:47:21,166 --> 00:47:22,133
子的爷爷

997
00:47:23,566 --> 00:47:25,733
我我一直都不穿裤子的呀

998
00:47:25,733 --> 00:47:27,899
你看我这明明是裙子吗

999
00:47:28,866 --> 00:47:30,699
我一直都没有裤子的

1000
00:47:30,700 --> 00:47:32,733
哎呀不用麻烦妈妈再做一把了

1001
00:47:32,733 --> 00:47:34,166
这一直都没裤子

1002
00:47:39,666 --> 00:47:41,799
谢谢米5

1003
00:47:42,466 --> 00:47:43,466
米5呢

1004
00:47:44,066 --> 00:47:47,766
这都是为了见证我超甜阿里卡的

1005
00:47:48,166 --> 00:47:50,766
谢谢谢谢谢谢我操的

1006
00:47:51,366 --> 00:47:52,699
好厉害的

1007
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,100
我觉得每次

1008
00:47:57,100 --> 00:48:00,366
真的真的每次感谢新爹的时候

1009
00:48:00,366 --> 00:48:01,533
大家都会混在

1010
00:48:01,533 --> 00:48:03,499
总会有一些人混在直播间里面

1011
00:48:03,533 --> 00:48:07,966
偷偷的发出就是我和超这两个字

1012
00:48:08,666 --> 00:48:10,699
调转一下顺序的语句啊

1013
00:48:12,466 --> 00:48:14,066
华妃的结局很悲惨

1014
00:48:14,066 --> 00:48:15,699
但是我觉得他他气的

1015
00:48:15,700 --> 00:48:18,400
甄嬛传里面刻画算是前三的人物

1016
00:48:19,266 --> 00:48:21,666
主播快来测温枪看看CPU温度

1017
00:48:21,666 --> 00:48:22,866
都不用测温枪

1018
00:48:22,866 --> 00:48:25,066
我现在这个笔记本电脑

1019
00:48:25,066 --> 00:48:28,133
我就往那个他那个电池的那个地方

1020
00:48:28,133 --> 00:48:30,933
也不是电池吧就是他键盘前面那一块

1021
00:48:31,066 --> 00:48:32,499
电脑不都那个地方最烫吗

1022
00:48:32,500 --> 00:48:33,966
我就往那个地方打个鸡蛋

1023
00:48:33,966 --> 00:48:35,966
他三分钟就熟了你信不信

1024
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,700
他三分钟就熟了

1025
00:48:38,266 --> 00:48:40,333
欢迎迷糊的啊

1026
00:48:40,333 --> 00:48:42,299
谢谢你的见长非常感谢

1027
00:48:43,900 --> 00:48:45,900
麻烦给姐姐可以吗

1028
00:48:45,900 --> 00:48:48,666
你们找我要啊谢谢娘娘的激光灯啊

1029
00:48:48,666 --> 00:48:50,866
厉害的你们可以找我要

1030
00:48:51,566 --> 00:48:54,299
我其实有但是但是呃

1031
00:48:54,300 --> 00:48:55,933
我觉得你们不太想看

1032
00:48:57,500 --> 00:49:00,333
主播心脏看什么都色

1033
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:02,366
我是怀疑你们男童的程度

1034
00:49:02,366 --> 00:49:03,733
这怎么就色了

1035
00:49:04,366 --> 00:49:06,599
CPU能爆米花了差不多

1036
00:49:07,700 --> 00:49:09,466
不许i s q

1037
00:49:09,533 --> 00:49:10,999
那当然是说给姐姐听的

1038
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:12,466
我发给他们干什么

1039
00:49:13,733 --> 00:49:15,666
可以发给姐姐看看

1040
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:18,066
能来点萝莉音吗

1041
00:49:18,066 --> 00:49:19,799
主播不会呀

1042
00:49:20,933 --> 00:49:21,966
主播真不会

1043
00:49:21,966 --> 00:49:23,566
你让主播拔个垂腰柳

1044
00:49:23,566 --> 00:49:25,899
主播还行你让主播整萝莉音

1045
00:49:25,900 --> 00:49:26,866
那主播只能

1046
00:49:28,266 --> 00:49:30,666
小风车啊

1047
00:49:32,733 --> 00:49:33,966
夹都夹不明白了

1048
00:49:33,966 --> 00:49:36,099
好像大鹅在嚎叫卧槽

1049
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:39,666
可以YSQ了

1050
00:49:41,733 --> 00:49:42,533
还有

1051
00:49:45,166 --> 00:49:46,299
今天不是没火了

1052
00:49:46,300 --> 00:49:47,733
郑重说明不是没火了

1053
00:49:47,733 --> 00:49:48,799
是大家打断我

1054
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:50,166
还有女士也打断我

1055
00:49:50,166 --> 00:49:51,099
你们都打断我

1056
00:49:51,100 --> 00:49:52,200
你们都是坏人

1057
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,566
主播能不能来个猛男音啊

1058
00:49:56,566 --> 00:49:57,366
昨天刚有啊

1059
00:49:57,366 --> 00:49:58,366
今天又有是吧

1060
00:49:58,366 --> 00:49:59,566
玩点真实的

1061
00:49:59,566 --> 00:50:00,966
你知道真实的是吧

1062
00:50:02,300 --> 00:50:04,600
主播能爬个双子塔了

1063
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:06,800
立马升七七开始晚上好

1064
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:07,800
西游调戏

1065
00:50:32,333 --> 00:50:33,566
我不得不说啊

1066
00:50:33,566 --> 00:50:35,166
这个这篇

1067
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:37,766
文章的写作者还是很有水平的

1068
00:50:37,766 --> 00:50:38,599
为什么呢

1069
00:50:39,133 --> 00:50:41,099
为什么因为我

1070
00:50:43,133 --> 00:50:44,266
我今天本来

1071
00:50:44,266 --> 00:50:46,699
没有打算往屏幕上贴棉花糖

1072
00:50:46,700 --> 00:50:49,333
我想跟大家随便聊聊的你知道吗

1073
00:50:50,466 --> 00:50:52,333
但是呢我一打开棉花糖

1074
00:50:52,333 --> 00:50:53,966
检查一下我收到了多少的时候

1075
00:50:53,966 --> 00:50:55,366
就是有这样一个开头

1076
00:50:55,366 --> 00:50:56,799
吸引住了我的视线

1077
00:50:57,100 --> 00:50:59,966
就引诱着我不停的读下去啊

1078
00:50:59,966 --> 00:51:01,266
我这个人大家都知道

1079
00:51:01,266 --> 00:51:03,533
大家都是很渴望成功人的评价对吧

1080
00:51:03,533 --> 00:51:04,599
每个人都有一种

1081
00:51:05,133 --> 00:51:06,799
希望听客观公正的

1082
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:08,600
但是又是好坏的评价的心态

1083
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:09,866
我觉得大家都没法避免

1084
00:51:09,866 --> 00:51:10,699
你说对吧

1085
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:14,000
燕燕我主题下线了来定义了

1086
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:14,966
欢迎你啊

1087
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,266
你今天有点针对我

1088
00:51:16,266 --> 00:51:17,699
山旮旯都来了

1089
00:51:18,300 --> 00:51:19,666
我没有肚子叫啊

1090
00:51:19,666 --> 00:51:23,333
没有你们两个怎么组合进啊

1091
00:51:23,333 --> 00:51:24,799
娘娘和臭姥爷

1092
00:51:25,333 --> 00:51:28,066
第一步是甩锅第二步是白赖是吧

1093
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:33,266
我要给这个这个吻呢

1094
00:51:33,266 --> 00:51:35,933
放一个很正经的音乐

1095
00:51:38,166 --> 00:51:40,133
这个不放一个正经的音乐

1096
00:51:40,133 --> 00:51:41,666
都有点对不起他

1097
00:51:44,466 --> 00:51:45,733
烟烟的评价对

1098
00:51:45,933 --> 00:51:48,199
我对烟烟人的滤镜是拉满的

1099
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:50,000
所以烟烟人怎么评价我

1100
00:51:50,066 --> 00:51:51,533
就都是客观公正的

1101
00:51:51,533 --> 00:51:52,666
我愿意接受

1102
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:54,133
我愿意接受

1103
00:51:54,133 --> 00:51:56,366
好吧谁叫是我养的大货呢

1104
00:51:56,366 --> 00:51:59,166
谁叫是我我养了大家烟烟人

1105
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:12,466
就在今天我第一次去看了燕燕的直播

1106
00:52:12,733 --> 00:52:16,066
同时也是我第一次看虚拟主播的直播

1107
00:52:16,966 --> 00:52:17,933
其实很早以前

1108
00:52:17,933 --> 00:52:20,666
每当我听到虚拟主播这四个字

1109
00:52:20,666 --> 00:52:24,199
心中都会不由自主的生出一股轻蔑感

1110
00:52:24,333 --> 00:52:25,499
因为在我的印象里

1111
00:52:25,500 --> 00:52:27,800
虚拟主播呢就是躲在屏幕后面

1112
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:29,333
只要随便说几句话呢

1113
00:52:29,333 --> 00:52:30,933
就有一大堆人的追捧

1114
00:52:31,666 --> 00:52:33,899
直到几个星期前遇到你

1115
00:52:34,266 --> 00:52:36,699
因为你的视频彻底改变了我的观点

1116
00:52:36,700 --> 00:52:39,733
虚拟主播避免我想象中的那么好做

1117
00:52:39,766 --> 00:52:41,399
而观众也不是什么巨婴

1118
00:52:41,966 --> 00:52:44,899
在你的视频里直播间充满了欢声笑语

1119
00:52:44,900 --> 00:52:47,566
所以今天我才鼓足勇气亲自去看一看

1120
00:52:47,566 --> 00:52:49,266
直播到底是什么样的

1121
00:52:50,066 --> 00:52:51,333
点进去后

1122
00:52:51,466 --> 00:52:54,533
自然如视频里的那样充满了欢声笑语

1123
00:52:54,533 --> 00:52:55,999
一切都是那么祥和

1124
00:52:56,333 --> 00:52:57,666
但在几分钟后

1125
00:52:57,666 --> 00:53:00,099
我却不知道为什么退出了直播间

1126
00:53:00,366 --> 00:53:02,333
不是因为直播内容无聊

1127
00:53:02,333 --> 00:53:04,733
更不是因为主播的声音不好听

1128
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:06,766
但我就是看不下去

1129
00:53:07,066 --> 00:53:10,399
直到看到了你的视频更新我才想起来

1130
00:53:11,266 --> 00:53:13,933
原来我早就爱上你了

1131
00:53:14,133 --> 00:53:15,699
看你视频的原因

1132
00:53:22,666 --> 00:53:23,933
看你视频的原因

1133
00:53:23,933 --> 00:53:25,733
从来不是什么虚拟主播

1134
00:53:25,733 --> 00:53:28,366
而是因为视频的制作者是香草

1135
00:53:28,466 --> 00:53:30,766
他喜欢你啊香草

1136
00:53:39,466 --> 00:53:43,733
啥呀主播我纵横互联网多年

1137
00:53:43,733 --> 00:53:46,566
自认为已经调决天下无敌手啊

1138
00:53:46,566 --> 00:53:49,266
就算是大家鱼塘里的鱼也是一只

1139
00:53:49,500 --> 00:53:50,566
无敌大白鲨

1140
00:53:50,566 --> 00:53:51,366
好吧

1141
00:53:51,866 --> 00:53:53,466
没想到今天会在

1142
00:53:53,666 --> 00:53:56,666
叫一个棉花糖上败下阵来

1143
00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:58,300
这谁写的

1144
00:53:58,300 --> 00:54:00,700
出来认领一下来我我真的很佩服你

1145
00:54:00,700 --> 00:54:02,333
你居然能掉到主播

1146
00:54:02,366 --> 00:54:04,066
主播本来看到前面哎

1147
00:54:04,066 --> 00:54:05,533
就是两眼一抹眼泪

1148
00:54:05,533 --> 00:54:08,699
还有我觉得为了你我要多切几个片

1149
00:54:09,333 --> 00:54:10,666
我还在想哎呀

1150
00:54:10,733 --> 00:54:13,733
视频是的观众不习惯看直播是自然的

1151
00:54:13,733 --> 00:54:15,699
毕竟视频都是精华吗

1152
00:54:15,700 --> 00:54:16,700
然后直播的话可

1153
00:54:16,700 --> 00:54:19,200
能就会有一些你觉得没有爆点的东西

1154
00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:21,100
但是所有的事情不可能一直都

1155
00:54:21,100 --> 00:54:21,900
在爆点上

1156
00:54:21,900 --> 00:54:24,066
对吧我我当时都找好了这么多

1157
00:54:24,066 --> 00:54:26,666
我甚至想认真的写一篇小作文回复你

1158
00:54:26,666 --> 00:54:28,166
结果就这啊

1159
00:54:32,566 --> 00:54:34,133
真是图穷比手下

1160
00:54:34,133 --> 00:54:37,199
你这你这比手又短又狠

1161
00:54:41,066 --> 00:54:43,666
哎比起外露在外的这个

1162
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:45,700
一直浮动的攻击性啊

1163
00:54:45,700 --> 00:54:47,966
我觉得你你比他们要狠多了

1164
00:54:49,500 --> 00:54:52,500
兄弟上钩了待会兄弟上钩了

1165
00:54:55,466 --> 00:54:57,133
啊是梦瑶写的呀

1166
00:54:57,133 --> 00:54:58,333
你很厉害了

1167
00:54:58,933 --> 00:55:01,566
谢谢你的来赶快谢谢阿力哥的谢谢

1168
00:55:01,566 --> 00:55:02,599
在下梦游

1169
00:55:03,133 --> 00:55:06,266
八方感谢阿力哥的小心

1170
00:55:06,533 --> 00:55:07,799
有没有可能是鸟鸟写

1171
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:09,866
这是谁写的认真的认定一下

1172
00:55:09,866 --> 00:55:10,666
快快快

1173
00:55:11,466 --> 00:55:13,133
这是谁写的呀

1174
00:55:13,133 --> 00:55:16,566
哈人看看平时谁最喜欢香草

1175
00:55:16,566 --> 00:55:18,466
我们就把这个帽子扣到他身上

1176
00:55:18,466 --> 00:55:19,666
参与这么久

1177
00:55:20,666 --> 00:55:22,799
我第一次彻底的麻了

1178
00:55:23,166 --> 00:55:25,566
因为以前人家不管整什么逆天活

1179
00:55:25,566 --> 00:55:27,099
都没有整到你身上啊

1180
00:55:27,100 --> 00:55:29,000
但是这是当事人是你

1181
00:55:29,533 --> 00:55:31,066
所以可见就

1182
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:34,900
文静生子的这个这个这个切片呢

1183
00:55:35,300 --> 00:55:38,100
文静本人看了沉默了一分有余

1184
00:55:38,100 --> 00:55:40,800
他这一分钟到底从宇宙大爆炸

1185
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:42,566
想到盘古开天辟地

1186
00:55:42,666 --> 00:55:45,166
想到了上帝的这个7天光明

1187
00:55:45,166 --> 00:55:47,733
他他到底在经历些什么呢

1188
00:55:47,733 --> 00:55:48,999
在这一分钟里面

1189
00:55:53,500 --> 00:55:54,600
有人认领了

1190
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:55,666
嗯谢谢谢谢

1191
00:55:55,666 --> 00:55:56,466
阿里嘎达

1192
00:55:57,300 --> 00:55:58,133
欢迎丹妮

1193
00:55:58,133 --> 00:55:59,099
阿里嘎达

1194
00:56:00,700 --> 00:56:02,366
真是香草赢完了

1195
00:56:02,366 --> 00:56:05,066
这个这个确实是给我看麻了大伙

1196
00:56:08,666 --> 00:56:11,133
然后其实吧其实呢呃

1197
00:56:11,500 --> 00:56:12,766
还有还有两个

1198
00:56:12,766 --> 00:56:15,566
但是我的电脑现在已经不支持我再

1199
00:56:16,333 --> 00:56:18,566
再放出来了我可以直接给大家读

1200
00:56:18,566 --> 00:56:20,399
大家是想听读还是说怎么样

1201
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:22,766
香草自己的三特人真是太好了

1202
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:23,966
我这两眼一黑

1203
00:56:23,966 --> 00:56:26,799
香草当着我的面开始搞小团体NTR我

1204
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:27,600
了

1205
00:56:34,866 --> 00:56:37,599
我竟然以为他是纯娘这世界好恶毒

1206
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:38,600
我也被钓到了

1207
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:41,600
主播我久经沙场都被钓到了

1208
00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:43,266
你被钓到没有什么稀奇的

1209
00:56:43,266 --> 00:56:44,533
因为我也被钓到

1210
00:56:57,566 --> 00:57:00,266
没想到捧杀香草的这个计划

1211
00:57:00,266 --> 00:57:02,333
之后应该是纯粮开启

1212
00:57:02,700 --> 00:57:04,466
但我看一下我还能不能继续

1213
00:57:04,466 --> 00:57:05,333
再发一个我

1214
00:57:05,333 --> 00:57:07,133
我应该可以发一个第三个

1215
00:57:07,133 --> 00:57:08,666
但是说电脑有点卡

1216
00:57:08,666 --> 00:57:10,666
我试一下哦大家

1217
00:57:14,666 --> 00:57:15,699
不如胭脂香

1218
00:57:15,700 --> 00:57:17,500
正确的不如胭脂香

1219
00:57:26,866 --> 00:57:28,566
稍微等一小红

1220
00:57:29,100 --> 00:57:31,066
有没有一种可能是香草自己写的

1221
00:57:31,066 --> 00:57:32,333
他不会这么自恋吧

1222
00:57:32,333 --> 00:57:33,666
他有这么过分吗

1223
00:57:34,766 --> 00:57:37,399
晚上好我不是我不是

1224
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:39,500
你每天都进来叫我无敌小水塔

1225
00:57:39,500 --> 00:57:40,533
我不是

1226
00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:45,566
哎呀可以喜欢香草也可以喜欢燕燕

1227
00:57:46,300 --> 00:57:47,400
又怎么了吗

1228
00:57:51,866 --> 00:57:55,133
我的电脑现在整个整个都散发着一种

1229
00:57:55,966 --> 00:57:57,299
鲜美的香气啊

1230
00:57:57,300 --> 00:58:00,100
我感觉是烤熟了的味道

1231
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:03,933
他不动了

1232
00:58:03,933 --> 00:58:05,366
无心计无吃土

1233
00:58:06,766 --> 00:58:07,699
我真进了

1234
00:58:07,700 --> 00:58:10,166
是吧我有这么容易进吗

1235
00:58:13,933 --> 00:58:14,933
欢迎一语红尘

1236
00:58:14,933 --> 00:58:16,866
你连着头发不会都是你的吧

1237
00:58:16,866 --> 00:58:18,566
我不知道好像都挺逆天的

1238
00:58:18,566 --> 00:58:19,399
主播哪里人

1239
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:20,500
你可以猜一下

1240
00:58:22,333 --> 00:58:24,966
烟之乡占领了2什么后面我忘了

1241
00:58:24,966 --> 00:58:26,333
直播间正确的

1242
00:58:27,866 --> 00:58:30,799
烟之乡这个真是真是既

1243
00:58:31,466 --> 00:58:33,533
弥漫着一种纯真的气息啊

1244
00:58:33,533 --> 00:58:35,599
又弥漫着一种GN的气息

1245
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:37,366
不愧是香草能起来的

1246
00:58:37,900 --> 00:58:40,100
一念棉花糖郑老爷就跑了

1247
00:58:40,100 --> 00:58:42,700
他以为我的棉花糖箱子里面都是什么

1248
00:58:42,700 --> 00:58:44,966
哎呀耶耶我真的好喜欢你

1249
00:58:44,966 --> 00:58:46,333
虽然是第一次看虚拟主播

1250
00:58:46,333 --> 00:58:48,199
但你给我带来全新的体验

1251
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:50,900
为了你我要每天晚上都熬夜然后看你

1252
00:58:50,900 --> 00:58:52,533
耶耶我太喜欢你了

1253
00:58:52,566 --> 00:58:54,966
自从认识了你呢我的意外不再孤独

1254
00:58:54,966 --> 00:58:56,966
我真的很需要你我的精神需要

1255
00:58:56,966 --> 00:58:59,799
你的陪伴我的晚上也需要你的安慰

1256
00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:00,600
然后

1257
00:59:00,900 --> 00:59:03,600
就他以为我的箱子里都是些这些东西

1258
00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:04,566
结果我今天是

1259
00:59:04,566 --> 00:59:06,933
特意挑了一些麻中麻的来念

1260
00:59:06,933 --> 00:59:07,566
他错过了

1261
00:59:07,566 --> 00:59:08,733
只能说哎

1262
00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:11,266
可惜哎可惜

1263
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:14,733
可惜了

1264
00:59:14,866 --> 00:59:17,499
他觉得我每天都打不一样的那个什么

1265
00:59:46,366 --> 00:59:48,866
懂了香草指人间长起来了

1266
00:59:48,866 --> 00:59:50,199
主播为什么倒杯乳了

1267
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:51,266
没有啊我没有

1268
00:59:51,266 --> 00:59:53,333
我没有记住任何一篇小作文

1269
00:59:53,333 --> 00:59:54,699
的任何一句具体内容

1270
00:59:54,700 --> 00:59:57,133
但是这是我临场编的

1271
00:59:58,133 --> 00:59:58,466
有没有

1272
00:59:58,466 --> 01:00:00,666
可能我对大家的这个思维习惯

1273
01:00:00,666 --> 01:00:02,499
跟写的小作文特别熟悉了

1274
01:00:02,500 --> 01:00:04,900
所以说这是我临场编的

1275
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:07,333
只要把自己放空

1276
01:00:07,333 --> 01:00:10,899
话就会源源不断的从嘴巴里边说出来

1277
01:00:11,866 --> 01:00:12,899
这种能力

1278
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:15,133
是不是很常见呢

1279
01:00:17,966 --> 01:00:19,866
以后见着都是香草的了

1280
01:00:19,866 --> 01:00:21,399
都来了不行

1281
01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:25,066
我是有见着礼物的香草没有见着礼物

1282
01:00:26,066 --> 01:00:26,766
我赢了

1283
01:00:26,766 --> 01:00:28,866
谢谢娘娘的紫金宝盒的聚光灯

1284
01:00:28,866 --> 01:00:30,066
阿力盖头

1285
01:00:31,933 --> 01:00:33,899
今天最下面估计也是逆天

1286
01:00:33,900 --> 01:00:36,533
确实这个这个勾子就挺直的了

1287
01:00:36,533 --> 01:00:38,333
嗯主播不是大文豪

1288
01:00:38,333 --> 01:00:39,599
但主播只是

1289
01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:42,500
主播只是一个嘴皮子有点小块的猫猫

1290
01:00:46,066 --> 01:00:46,866
嗯

1291
01:00:46,933 --> 01:00:51,166
才没有喜欢丫丫呢只是日常问候罢了

1292
01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:54,366
我啊对每个人都这样了

1293
01:00:54,900 --> 01:00:56,000
小脸微红

1294
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,966
刚到嘴边的喜欢却又被咽了下去

1295
01:00:58,966 --> 01:01:01,533
说出来的却只有类似这样的话语

1296
01:01:01,900 --> 01:01:04,533
我知道我不能表达出自己的爱意

1297
01:01:04,533 --> 01:01:06,066
燕燕是大家的

1298
01:01:07,366 --> 01:01:09,966
但是我还是很喜欢燕燕啊

1299
01:01:09,966 --> 01:01:11,199
燕燕就像

1300
01:01:11,500 --> 01:01:14,166
嗯嗯就像什么呢

1301
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:19,133
大概就是很多份麻婆豆腐里面那一份

1302
01:01:19,266 --> 01:01:22,766
秘制麻婆豆腐特别并且让我着迷

1303
01:01:22,866 --> 01:01:26,099
每次看到烟烟整天都想着烟烟的事情

1304
01:01:26,966 --> 01:01:29,899
整天可是我还是想和妍妍在一起啊

1305
01:01:29,900 --> 01:01:31,766
不至于现在的距离想要更

1306
01:01:31,766 --> 01:01:33,699
进一步就像什么呢

1307
01:01:33,700 --> 01:01:34,566
就像是

1308
01:01:34,566 --> 01:01:37,733
夏诺亚和绝壁的距离一样贴近吧

1309
01:01:38,566 --> 01:01:40,333
好想和爷爷在一起啊

1310
01:01:40,333 --> 01:01:42,999
但是每次想说出告白的话嗯

1311
01:01:43,100 --> 01:01:45,866
到了嘴边却又变成了其他的话语

1312
01:01:46,066 --> 01:01:48,766
为什么告白的话会凭空消失呢

1313
01:01:48,766 --> 01:01:50,699
大概是爷爷太可爱了

1314
01:01:50,766 --> 01:01:52,566
我或许并配不上他

1315
01:01:55,866 --> 01:01:58,999
我只能做到妍妍直播的时候问候一句

1316
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:00,966
灵宝吃饭了吗

1317
01:02:01,066 --> 01:02:02,599
才没有喜欢妍妍呢

1318
01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:03,566
没有

1319
01:02:04,300 --> 01:02:07,166
骗自己的我太喜欢妍妍了

1320
01:02:14,733 --> 01:02:18,166
但是烟烟上完洗手间为什么不洗手呢

1321
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,466
看到这份作文我的心里在想些什么

1322
01:02:24,466 --> 01:02:26,899
比起直接了当的攻击性啊

1323
01:02:26,900 --> 01:02:27,800
就是这种

1324
01:02:28,266 --> 01:02:30,899
幼儿园孩子之间互相扯头花

1325
01:02:30,900 --> 01:02:32,666
你你抢我一根冰棍

1326
01:02:32,666 --> 01:02:35,466
我抢你一块糖的这种直接了当

1327
01:02:35,466 --> 01:02:38,333
用弥漫着天真纯真善良

1328
01:02:38,333 --> 01:02:40,733
然后不失善意的一种攻击

1329
01:02:40,733 --> 01:02:43,666
让我进行了一个无语凝液的状态啊

1330
01:02:43,666 --> 01:02:46,299
比起匣子也好郑老也好

1331
01:02:46,300 --> 01:02:48,666
直接嘲讽主播没活了

1332
01:02:48,666 --> 01:02:50,966
主播要记了明天毕业了嗨皮

1333
01:02:50,966 --> 01:02:52,199
我觉得这种

1334
01:02:52,866 --> 01:02:53,766
直接了当

1335
01:02:53,766 --> 01:02:56,299
却又不知道让人从什么地方开始回应

1336
01:02:56,300 --> 01:02:57,466
开始下手的攻击

1337
01:02:57,466 --> 01:02:58,266
有些时候

1338
01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:00,266
更能直击我的心坎了

1339
01:03:00,266 --> 01:03:02,899
他用用一种无厘头同时又

1340
01:03:02,966 --> 01:03:04,133
既没有攻击性

1341
01:03:04,133 --> 01:03:04,933
又非常

1342
01:03:05,533 --> 01:03:07,466
传统朴素的语言

1343
01:03:07,500 --> 01:03:09,700
很好的震撼了我的内心

1344
01:03:09,700 --> 01:03:11,533
我现在有点呃

1345
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:17,466
或许如果用

1346
01:03:18,333 --> 01:03:20,866
三个字来形容他那就是

1347
01:03:22,766 --> 01:03:27,699
很奇怪用两个字来形容那就是逆天

1348
01:03:28,500 --> 01:03:31,500
用一个字呢就是进

1349
01:03:34,566 --> 01:03:35,366
嗯

1350
01:03:36,166 --> 01:03:39,366
又乘凉又攻击的这种混合态

1351
01:03:39,366 --> 01:03:41,599
让我有点无所适从啊

1352
01:03:44,066 --> 01:03:46,499
他就好像你已经做好了什么

1353
01:03:46,500 --> 01:03:47,766
做好了这个

1354
01:03:48,500 --> 01:03:51,766
门的背后是一大捧鲜花或者

1355
01:03:52,500 --> 01:03:54,300
一个顶着你脑门的枪

1356
01:03:54,733 --> 01:03:56,399
但是这个枪开了之后

1357
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:58,766
他出来的是一个橡胶

1358
01:03:58,766 --> 01:04:01,733
拳头吧唧打了你的脑门一下

1359
01:04:01,733 --> 01:04:04,533
然后对方跟你说啊愚人节快乐

1360
01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:05,400
这种

1361
01:04:06,300 --> 01:04:07,533
奇怪的感觉

1362
01:04:10,133 --> 01:04:11,599
天门周老爷带着我干嘛

1363
01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:13,266
没有我就是举个例子

1364
01:04:13,266 --> 01:04:16,266
这个时候主播的大脑跟主播是拖着

1365
01:04:16,266 --> 01:04:17,199
大家都知道

1366
01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:19,800
我是一个不擅长写直播台本

1367
01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:22,100
并且不擅长规定直播内容的人

1368
01:04:22,866 --> 01:04:26,133
所有我的评价都是看了这个棉花糖

1369
01:04:26,133 --> 01:04:29,166
然后现场做出来的评价呀

1370
01:04:29,166 --> 01:04:32,199
所以说你们其实可以现场给我投稿

1371
01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:34,466
然后我现场开箱现场穿

1372
01:04:34,766 --> 01:04:36,799
还是会做出这样的应对的

1373
01:04:39,300 --> 01:04:41,766
因为我会自己放弃这个

1374
01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:43,366
事前准备的时间

1375
01:04:43,366 --> 01:04:44,099
准备了之后

1376
01:04:44,100 --> 01:04:46,166
让我整个人的直播变得没有那么

1377
01:04:46,166 --> 01:04:47,533
纯真又随性

1378
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:49,700
到底为什么不洗手

1379
01:04:49,700 --> 01:04:51,466
坏了主播解释不了了

1380
01:04:51,466 --> 01:04:52,466
欢迎香草

1381
01:04:53,100 --> 01:04:55,000
娘娘成为了攻击性天花板

1382
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:56,733
这下版本变更了

1383
01:04:56,933 --> 01:04:58,699
洗手吗当然洗手呀

1384
01:04:58,733 --> 01:05:00,333
当然洗手呀

1385
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:03,066
当然呃我是一只猫啊

1386
01:05:03,066 --> 01:05:06,566
猫用完猫砂盆应该不会洗爪爪了吧

1387
01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:12,266
我才要保持我的IP跟

1388
01:05:12,933 --> 01:05:16,299
跟强调我的卫生习惯之间

1389
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:18,900
不知道该选择哪个

1390
01:05:21,200 --> 01:05:22,400
他不敢回应了

1391
01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:22,766
有没有

1392
01:05:22,766 --> 01:05:25,099
可能我只是在沉浸在自己的世界里

1393
01:05:25,100 --> 01:05:26,166
没有看你

1394
01:05:27,066 --> 01:05:28,666
发现我们直播间没有背景音乐

1395
01:05:28,666 --> 01:05:30,466
有只是太小了

1396
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:32,566
现在我换回以前歌单就有了

1397
01:05:32,566 --> 01:05:34,999
谢谢爱情他是爱我的的

1398
01:05:35,300 --> 01:05:36,966
白云榜坏了应该的

1399
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:39,666
主播上完厕所为什么要洗尾巴呀

1400
01:05:39,933 --> 01:05:41,166
不会不会有

1401
01:05:41,166 --> 01:05:43,733
别的猫上完厕所拿拿尾巴擦屁股吧

1402
01:05:43,733 --> 01:05:44,966
那也太脏了

1403
01:05:46,266 --> 01:05:48,199
猫上完厕所应该舔爪爪

1404
01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:51,366
他刚用爪爪埋完埋完那个啥

1405
01:05:51,366 --> 01:05:53,999
刚给自己铲完屎然后就

1406
01:05:54,666 --> 01:05:55,866
舔是吧

1407
01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:59,600
这卫生习惯我这两眼一黑了

1408
01:05:59,666 --> 01:06:02,899
谢谢对不起我两个字都不会念

1409
01:06:02,900 --> 01:06:03,866
但是直播间的

1410
01:06:03,866 --> 01:06:05,799
所有告诉我如果两个字都不会念

1411
01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:07,533
就每个念半边

1412
01:06:07,533 --> 01:06:09,066
所以我不选择叫你默默

1413
01:06:09,066 --> 01:06:10,266
而选择叫你轩明

1414
01:06:10,266 --> 01:06:12,566
谢谢轩明的百因饱和的泡泡糖和精品

1415
01:06:12,566 --> 01:06:13,666
啊那个的

1416
01:06:14,333 --> 01:06:15,399
慢慢感谢

1417
01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:18,533
什么情况

1418
01:06:18,533 --> 01:06:20,299
任凭主播掐粑粑

1419
01:06:29,500 --> 01:06:31,766
今天花生要学习当弟弟的

1420
01:06:31,766 --> 01:06:33,099
白银包和奥利

1421
01:06:33,100 --> 01:06:34,600
给的啊

1422
01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:37,933
对了待会12月15号我又开始乞讨了

1423
01:06:37,933 --> 01:06:41,266
大家有有有多余的蹭点火力可以送给

1424
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:43,666
送给有需要的烟烟

1425
01:06:43,666 --> 01:06:47,533
非常感谢阿力哥的文化大沙漠是吧

1426
01:06:47,533 --> 01:06:50,299
是啊主播就是纯纯的文化大沙漠你

1427
01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:54,200
对啊鸟鸟的由来就是这么来的

1428
01:06:54,200 --> 01:06:56,666
鸟鸟第一次进来的时候问我

1429
01:06:56,666 --> 01:06:57,866
问我说什么

1430
01:06:57,900 --> 01:07:00,666
我我我欢迎我欢迎老爷子

1431
01:07:00,666 --> 01:07:02,666
然后他说为什么不叫他前面那两个字

1432
01:07:02,666 --> 01:07:04,133
我说因为我不认识

1433
01:07:04,766 --> 01:07:06,299
他说他叫我猎箫

1434
01:07:06,500 --> 01:07:09,466
下次来一定要告一定要记得

1435
01:07:09,466 --> 01:07:13,199
如果说不记得的话他就会生气

1436
01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:16,000
我这个人虽然是文化沙漠

1437
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:18,866
但你告诉过我一次的话我就会记得的

1438
01:07:18,866 --> 01:07:20,399
你要相信我呀

1439
01:07:22,266 --> 01:07:23,966
这玩意咋一起送啊

1440
01:07:23,966 --> 01:07:24,766
呃

1441
01:07:25,900 --> 01:07:28,700
在没有赠送没有联机的状态下

1442
01:07:28,700 --> 01:07:31,533
长按它然后选择在上面选择全部

1443
01:07:31,533 --> 01:07:33,399
在下面选择赠送就好了

1444
01:07:35,966 --> 01:07:38,166
谢谢诺海的金地方

1445
01:07:38,166 --> 01:07:39,499
感谢阿力盖头

1446
01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:47,466
正确的娘娘真的很可爱

1447
01:07:47,466 --> 01:07:48,099
就是就是

1448
01:07:48,100 --> 01:07:50,700
现在娘娘的版本变化有点太快了

1449
01:07:50,700 --> 01:07:51,766
我有点不太适应

1450
01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:53,266
欢迎莹莹

1451
01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:58,266
人家的版本变化有点太快了

1452
01:08:00,700 --> 01:08:01,400
欢迎郑老爷

1453
01:08:01,400 --> 01:08:02,533
你回来了

1454
01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:05,333
我们今天的棉花糖特别的麻

1455
01:08:06,166 --> 01:08:08,999
你出去了真的真的损失大了

1456
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:10,533
我刚才还在说呢

1457
01:08:10,533 --> 01:08:12,966
不是我的棉花糖箱子里都只有那些

1458
01:08:12,966 --> 01:08:15,533
哎呀爷爷我真的好喜欢你呀

1459
01:08:15,533 --> 01:08:16,866
我是怎么怎么认识的你

1460
01:08:16,866 --> 01:08:18,266
然后喜欢你什么什

1461
01:08:18,266 --> 01:08:20,266
么地方我以后也要继续喜欢你

1462
01:08:20,266 --> 01:08:22,099
我不是只会收到这种东西的

1463
01:08:22,100 --> 01:08:23,466
逆天很多的

1464
01:08:24,566 --> 01:08:26,933
为什么现在主播那么顺口的叫娘娘

1465
01:08:26,933 --> 01:08:28,499
因为我喜欢给大家

1466
01:08:28,766 --> 01:08:32,699
我我喜欢给大家起外号

1467
01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:35,666
我觉得棋牌号比较亲近啊

1468
01:08:35,666 --> 01:08:38,733
然后我又喜欢叠词叫娘娘多可爱啊

1469
01:08:38,733 --> 01:08:42,766
那笑听起来像一只嗯大鹏

1470
01:08:43,100 --> 01:08:46,666
但是娘娘的话就像那个什么长尾山雀

1471
01:08:46,700 --> 01:08:49,366
可爱妮单腿在跳舞

1472
01:08:51,666 --> 01:08:53,066
原来我哎

1473
01:08:53,100 --> 01:08:55,200
费尽心思发挥的口条比不上

1474
01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:56,400
单纯在跳舞

1475
01:08:56,700 --> 01:08:57,933
好像还挺正确的

1476
01:08:57,933 --> 01:08:59,966
轮椅人比不过会跳舞的

1477
01:08:59,966 --> 01:09:01,466
这还挺正常的

1478
01:09:01,766 --> 01:09:04,166
主播可以叫我口口口口吗

1479
01:09:04,166 --> 01:09:06,733
听起来好像好像我把你

1480
01:09:07,300 --> 01:09:08,600
屏蔽了一样

1481
01:09:08,666 --> 01:09:09,933
好像挺快的

1482
01:09:10,066 --> 01:09:11,199
因为我认识啊

1483
01:09:11,200 --> 01:09:13,300
我连花痴这两个字都不认识

1484
01:09:13,366 --> 01:09:14,799
那也太奇怪了

1485
01:09:16,666 --> 01:09:18,733
这段灌口水时长是吧

1486
01:09:18,733 --> 01:09:21,799
我要说给他听呐我要说给他一听呐

1487
01:09:22,266 --> 01:09:24,499
手机在线登录居然还会再出来的

1488
01:09:24,500 --> 01:09:26,366
好像你会重新那什么

1489
01:09:27,466 --> 01:09:28,499
讨厌是吧

1490
01:09:28,500 --> 01:09:30,066
主播都不叫我纸妈

1491
01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:31,800
我叫你纸妈的话

1492
01:09:31,800 --> 01:09:33,966
后面就会有一个那个呃

1493
01:09:33,966 --> 01:09:36,766
萝莉少女把我的头按在键盘上

1494
01:09:36,766 --> 01:09:37,933
本来本来就

1495
01:09:37,933 --> 01:09:40,499
那个可以热到煎汉堡肉的键盘

1496
01:09:40,500 --> 01:09:41,700
雪上加霜

1497
01:09:42,266 --> 01:09:44,266
因为不想看主播被烤熟吧

1498
01:09:44,266 --> 01:09:45,533
那也太嗨了

1499
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:47,966
主播不喜欢念逆天的棉花糖啊

1500
01:09:47,966 --> 01:09:49,066
只是逆天

1501
01:09:49,066 --> 01:09:51,266
跟纯粮都是我们直播间不可或

1502
01:09:51,266 --> 01:09:52,333
缺的一部分

1503
01:09:53,766 --> 01:09:55,499
逆天也好公鸡也罢

1504
01:09:55,500 --> 01:09:57,166
纯粮也好萌萌人也罢

1505
01:09:57,166 --> 01:09:58,699
不都是我们直播间不可或

1506
01:09:58,700 --> 01:09:59,400
缺的一部分吗

1507
01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:01,000
欢迎包包晚上好

1508
01:10:02,133 --> 01:10:03,933
别自制好听听

1509
01:10:03,933 --> 01:10:06,699
塔姐姐塔塔姐

1510
01:10:08,700 --> 01:10:10,566
趁姥爷发点能回的吧

1511
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:13,166
趁姥姥发点能回的吧

1512
01:10:14,133 --> 01:10:16,599
主播我的ID只念半边可以吗

1513
01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:18,866
啊小九二你怎么了

1514
01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:20,766
想体验你要干嘛呀

1515
01:10:20,766 --> 01:10:22,899
小九二生了

1516
01:10:23,333 --> 01:10:24,666
生了怎么了

1517
01:10:26,166 --> 01:10:27,499
搞快点

1518
01:10:28,333 --> 01:10:29,566
你们在干嘛

1519
01:10:30,933 --> 01:10:32,199
我也想念一半

1520
01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:34,366
嗯嗯

1521
01:10:35,366 --> 01:10:37,133
一旦哈哈

1522
01:10:37,466 --> 01:10:40,399
姐姐的ID怎么念一半啊一旦

1523
01:10:41,466 --> 01:10:43,566
有没有可能有

1524
01:10:45,366 --> 01:10:47,099
你们在我直播间直接开车

1525
01:10:47,100 --> 01:10:48,133
骑到我的脸上

1526
01:10:48,133 --> 01:10:48,933
是吧

1527
01:10:49,466 --> 01:10:50,733
你的ID可以指点外面

1528
01:10:50,733 --> 01:10:53,066
那就叫叫圣光吗

1529
01:10:53,200 --> 01:10:54,666
叫圣光就好

1530
01:10:55,300 --> 01:10:57,066
不要叠词就要叠词

1531
01:10:57,066 --> 01:10:58,666
喜欢花可爱啊

1532
01:10:58,666 --> 01:10:59,899
嗯好好听吧

1533
01:10:59,900 --> 01:11:01,600
塔塔姐塔塔开

1534
01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:11,400
因为我不知道怎么把你的山拆掉啊

1535
01:11:11,466 --> 01:11:12,266
那你想想

1536
01:11:12,266 --> 01:11:13,799
那我应该怎么念啊

1537
01:11:14,733 --> 01:11:17,566
把你的山拆拆剩一半不就是一弹

1538
01:11:21,966 --> 01:11:23,566
冷啊非要把我这个窗

1539
01:11:23,900 --> 01:11:26,400
这个这个空调一开我操

1540
01:11:26,900 --> 01:11:28,933
我快被吹成烤猫肝了

1541
01:11:28,933 --> 01:11:30,733
山旮旯一日日

1542
01:11:30,733 --> 01:11:34,766
哈哈哈正确的正确的也可以叫199

1543
01:11:35,333 --> 01:11:36,799
叫他199吧

1544
01:11:37,966 --> 01:11:39,399
日衣也行啊

1545
01:11:40,200 --> 01:11:42,366
也行确实

1546
01:11:44,566 --> 01:11:45,566
曹操

1547
01:11:46,333 --> 01:11:48,733
曹操也太奇怪了吧

1548
01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:52,266
我爱弟弟了欢迎你

1549
01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:54,800
哎呀

1550
01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:57,933
我被大家那个紫金宝盒打断蓄力了

1551
01:11:59,400 --> 01:12:01,100
前两天不是说看新闻吗

1552
01:12:01,100 --> 01:12:03,933
最近SOSO月华那边多了

1553
01:12:03,933 --> 01:12:05,999
多了两个师弟师妹团吗

1554
01:12:06,166 --> 01:12:08,466
一个是今天大家都知道的那个

1555
01:12:08,766 --> 01:12:09,566
新的男团

1556
01:12:09,566 --> 01:12:12,766
那个就暂时先不说先说女团吧

1557
01:12:15,100 --> 01:12:18,200
因为我以前有看过一些内鱼的选秀吗

1558
01:12:18,200 --> 01:12:20,533
稍微有一点点了解相关的东西

1559
01:12:20,533 --> 01:12:24,366
就那个女团他是纯纯的真正的那个

1560
01:12:24,966 --> 01:12:26,533
内语的那个风格啊

1561
01:12:29,900 --> 01:12:32,066
如何评价祥泰这个名字主播

1562
01:12:32,066 --> 01:12:33,533
早些年看了一个

1563
01:12:35,100 --> 01:12:37,800
特别特别有名的丹美漫画里面

1564
01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:40,066
呃有一个说我就叫香丹

1565
01:12:42,133 --> 01:12:44,733
呃只能说没法直视了

1566
01:12:49,666 --> 01:12:51,299
我已经关了

1567
01:12:52,466 --> 01:12:53,333
哇

1568
01:13:08,133 --> 01:13:11,299
有些人总是进来打断我的势力

1569
01:13:11,366 --> 01:13:13,366
我忘了我要说什么了

1570
01:13:17,100 --> 01:13:19,100
我要说啥呀

1571
01:13:24,533 --> 01:13:25,366
嗯

1572
01:13:28,166 --> 01:13:29,966
挺罕见的可爱心

1573
01:13:31,333 --> 01:13:34,533
你们不要在直播间秀下线了太那个了

1574
01:13:34,533 --> 01:13:38,299
9527年一半是4,763.5谢谢这

1575
01:13:38,300 --> 01:13:39,333
位主播很重要

1576
01:13:39,333 --> 01:13:41,699
主播很难算出来这种除法

1577
01:13:43,066 --> 01:13:46,699
你好事是吧我想起来了我想起来了

1578
01:13:46,900 --> 01:13:50,933
没有他就喜欢喜欢那什么被超管查房

1579
01:13:54,300 --> 01:13:57,566
我就看那个哎呀真的是看多了哎

1580
01:13:57,566 --> 01:14:00,899
都快忘了真正的那一粉丝都啥样了

1581
01:14:01,566 --> 01:14:03,499
什么什么所谓的哎呀

1582
01:14:04,866 --> 01:14:07,199
不可以搞独围

1583
01:14:07,366 --> 01:14:09,866
然后大家都搞团粉之类的

1584
01:14:09,866 --> 01:14:11,966
真的特别特别的少见

1585
01:14:11,966 --> 01:14:15,866
你知道吗就a这种出道了一年有体谅

1586
01:14:15,866 --> 01:14:17,199
然后同时呢

1587
01:14:18,466 --> 01:14:20,366
粉丝之间没有特别的分化

1588
01:14:20,366 --> 01:14:21,766
没有那种如果说

1589
01:14:21,900 --> 01:14:23,900
a是内语直接出道的女团

1590
01:14:23,900 --> 01:14:25,200
那可能现在就是什么

1591
01:14:25,300 --> 01:14:28,300
家人粉丝跟向往粉丝互相骂对方吸血

1592
01:14:28,300 --> 01:14:30,400
然后打的不可开交

1593
01:14:30,533 --> 01:14:31,533
然后那个

1594
01:14:31,966 --> 01:14:34,299
加了粉丝每天南征北战啊

1595
01:14:34,300 --> 01:14:34,600
然后

1596
01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:37,300
然后贝拉的粉丝每天都在那个微博

1597
01:14:37,300 --> 01:14:38,333
5大自爆

1598
01:14:39,533 --> 01:14:42,699
五华你没有吸引我的姐姐唱跳俱佳

1599
01:14:42,700 --> 01:14:44,266
为什么不给他曝光度

1600
01:14:45,333 --> 01:14:47,099
我只能说呃

1601
01:14:47,533 --> 01:14:49,199
最甜甜甜的小资本

1602
01:14:49,200 --> 01:14:51,600
跟他们与众不同的粉丝

1603
01:14:51,600 --> 01:14:54,566
确实是有很多独特的魅力在里面的

1604
01:14:56,766 --> 01:14:57,933
我是谁的独威

1605
01:14:57,933 --> 01:15:00,166
我是团推啊我团推片乐的

1606
01:15:02,400 --> 01:15:04,000
我竟然还是个舰长

1607
01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:05,733
我不是瑞平女团

1608
01:15:05,733 --> 01:15:08,099
是我太久都没有看那一真正女团

1609
01:15:08,100 --> 01:15:08,533
什么样

1610
01:15:08,533 --> 01:15:11,533
所以说我我其实觉得大家哎呦也好

1611
01:15:11,533 --> 01:15:13,499
就v圈的粉丝观众氛围

1612
01:15:13,600 --> 01:15:14,666
无论怎么闹

1613
01:15:14,666 --> 01:15:16,766
我们也不会说一个集体的人

1614
01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:18,666
就闹成那个样子对吧

1615
01:15:19,266 --> 01:15:20,366
真的挺怪的

1616
01:15:20,366 --> 01:15:21,166
而且

1617
01:15:21,966 --> 01:15:25,399
看他们评价出来真正的内女团也好

1618
01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:26,800
或者是其他的艺人也好

1619
01:15:26,800 --> 01:15:29,266
他们其实不太在意粉丝这个气体的

1620
01:15:29,300 --> 01:15:30,200
如果女团的话

1621
01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:32,733
他们彼此竞争的对手就是彼此吗

1622
01:15:32,733 --> 01:15:35,899
然后资源之类的就去抢夺曝光

1623
01:15:35,900 --> 01:15:37,466
然后抢夺资源然后

1624
01:15:38,900 --> 01:15:39,900
我们这么起码

1625
01:15:39,900 --> 01:15:42,700
没出那种团体里面就说哎呀

1626
01:15:42,700 --> 01:15:44,166
今天你你你

1627
01:15:44,266 --> 01:15:46,066
你家家园唱了38秒

1628
01:15:46,066 --> 01:15:48,699
但是我的家乐为什么只有28秒

1629
01:15:48,700 --> 01:15:50,466
你凭什么比我家多10秒

1630
01:15:50,900 --> 01:15:51,933
他们就会因为这种

1631
01:15:51,933 --> 01:15:53,333
很无聊的事情扯头发

1632
01:15:53,333 --> 01:15:54,133
你知道吗

1633
01:15:55,600 --> 01:15:57,100
我觉得大家这个粉丝氛围

1634
01:15:57,100 --> 01:15:58,200
真的都还挺好

1635
01:15:58,200 --> 01:16:00,866
不管是整个v圈啊也是还是那什么

1636
01:16:01,333 --> 01:16:03,966
嘴上说是什么早该犯犯了

1637
01:16:04,200 --> 01:16:05,166
早该犯犯了

1638
01:16:05,166 --> 01:16:07,066
其实大伙根本没有饭圈

1639
01:16:07,066 --> 01:16:10,199
真饭圈的1%的那个撕的那个劲啊

1640
01:16:11,166 --> 01:16:12,266
姐姐会跳舞吗

1641
01:16:12,266 --> 01:16:13,366
真的假的

1642
01:16:14,200 --> 01:16:16,933
对选秀限定团撕的尤其的厉害

1643
01:16:16,933 --> 01:16:18,266
特别特别的厉害

1644
01:16:18,266 --> 01:16:20,566
VR呢VR我怎么拼

1645
01:16:22,333 --> 01:16:24,966
一个从根源上就开始白烂的

1646
01:16:26,800 --> 01:16:28,933
呃还挺厉害的挺厉害的

1647
01:16:28,933 --> 01:16:31,999
我只能说给的资源都挺大挺不错

1648
01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:34,766
但是可能不是那么的适合主播啊

1649
01:16:34,900 --> 01:16:37,900
他不是没有资源也不是缺乏扶持

1650
01:16:37,900 --> 01:16:41,700
他可能只是不是那么适合主播

1651
01:16:43,700 --> 01:16:45,866
呀呀女粉和我走吧children

1652
01:16:45,866 --> 01:16:48,566
今天主播跟弹幕各聊各的环节来了

1653
01:16:51,866 --> 01:16:54,733
打榜出来的团出生就是为了解散的

1654
01:16:54,733 --> 01:16:55,599
那不一样

1655
01:16:55,600 --> 01:16:57,200
不是光打榜出来的团吗

1656
01:16:57,200 --> 01:16:58,766
你看就包括什么

1657
01:16:59,333 --> 01:17:01,099
如果是长期的女团

1658
01:17:01,100 --> 01:17:04,366
什么塞纳河呀AKB啊那些

1659
01:17:04,533 --> 01:17:06,533
也都会有这种情况的

1660
01:17:07,866 --> 01:17:09,266
我这种如果去

1661
01:17:09,733 --> 01:17:11,966
当真正的什么偶像的话

1662
01:17:11,966 --> 01:17:14,566
肯定就是最底边的那种

1663
01:17:15,966 --> 01:17:17,266
德是没有用的

1664
01:17:17,266 --> 01:17:18,533
要义过关

1665
01:17:18,533 --> 01:17:21,466
我既不会唱歌也不会跳舞

1666
01:17:23,266 --> 01:17:25,966
然后如果说杂谈呢聊天呢

1667
01:17:25,966 --> 01:17:28,299
重视粉丝这些东西反而是扣分上

1668
01:17:28,300 --> 01:17:30,666
因为人家会说哎你在妹粉

1669
01:17:31,333 --> 01:17:34,133
你把自己的定位放太低了你在妹粉

1670
01:17:34,133 --> 01:17:36,366
然后就会有很多人就指责你什么的

1671
01:17:36,366 --> 01:17:37,933
就所以还挺奇怪的

1672
01:17:40,066 --> 01:17:42,266
妙之处一切都来了

1673
01:17:42,866 --> 01:17:44,699
哎这个这个这个太危

1674
01:17:44,700 --> 01:17:46,300
险了我不敢讨论啊

1675
01:17:48,166 --> 01:17:50,399
主播如何评价baby family

1676
01:17:50,900 --> 01:17:53,900
大伙不都是baby family的成员吗

1677
01:17:59,300 --> 01:18:02,400
呀呀妙计我可不敢乱抽啊我抽不掉啊

1678
01:18:02,400 --> 01:18:03,766
我提塞纳河了

1679
01:18:03,766 --> 01:18:05,533
我为什么不能提塞纳河

1680
01:18:06,200 --> 01:18:07,900
我我为什么能提塞纳河

1681
01:18:08,966 --> 01:18:10,299
去女团天天摆蜡

1682
01:18:10,300 --> 01:18:13,700
然后一开啊开个小小什么口袋房间

1683
01:18:14,566 --> 01:18:16,133
天天给大家直播

1684
01:18:18,066 --> 01:18:19,999
我要去女团假吹口琴

1685
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:22,300
你怎么对塞纳河的印象就只有

1686
01:18:22,300 --> 01:18:23,466
只有他呀

1687
01:18:25,300 --> 01:18:26,966
你没有别的印象吗

1688
01:18:27,366 --> 01:18:28,166
就

1689
01:18:29,166 --> 01:18:30,333
在v圈观众里

1690
01:18:30,333 --> 01:18:33,099
好像塞纳河最聪明的还还真的是他

1691
01:18:35,300 --> 01:18:40,066
宫廷呃这个我不太认识我评价不了

1692
01:18:40,533 --> 01:18:42,733
我不知道这是什么人啊我不能评价

1693
01:18:42,733 --> 01:18:43,699
抱歉抱歉

1694
01:18:45,500 --> 01:18:48,133
请不要在直播间直接进行一个讨论

1695
01:18:48,133 --> 01:18:49,333
政治内容的问题啊

1696
01:18:49,333 --> 01:18:52,266
主播是不会回复这种相关的东西的

1697
01:18:52,266 --> 01:18:54,666
主播不会直接回复呃

1698
01:18:54,966 --> 01:18:55,933
政治内容的

1699
01:18:55,933 --> 01:18:57,266
请不要这样啊

1700
01:18:58,333 --> 01:19:00,133
你说了他我不知道是谁呀

1701
01:19:00,133 --> 01:19:01,566
好值钱那你

1702
01:19:01,566 --> 01:19:05,666
你都说吹口琴了那还不允许我说是吧

1703
01:19:07,333 --> 01:19:08,999
什么钱都是粉丝给的

1704
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:10,300
妹粉怎么了

1705
01:19:10,366 --> 01:19:11,933
他们不那么觉得

1706
01:19:13,066 --> 01:19:15,099
但其实男团女团

1707
01:19:15,333 --> 01:19:17,966
跟唱跳主播又有什么差别呢

1708
01:19:19,866 --> 01:19:22,733
客观评价来说a s就是

1709
01:19:25,300 --> 01:19:27,266
一个非常成功的项目

1710
01:19:27,266 --> 01:19:30,799
不仅跟个人的努力个人的能力

1711
01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:31,500
还有团队

1712
01:19:31,500 --> 01:19:33,266
然后每次接代言呢

1713
01:19:33,266 --> 01:19:33,999
接工商啊

1714
01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:36,500
都是像巨龙一样捧着人家

1715
01:19:36,500 --> 01:19:38,300
然后都去给人家捧场什么的

1716
01:19:38,300 --> 01:19:40,300
哪有这么配合广告的几天

1717
01:19:43,300 --> 01:19:45,533
啊晚安菠萝老师let's me

1718
01:19:49,200 --> 01:19:50,566
我竟然不知道宫廷

1719
01:19:50,933 --> 01:19:52,533
我真的不知道大伙

1720
01:19:52,533 --> 01:19:54,266
我不是什么都知道的

1721
01:19:55,366 --> 01:19:59,566
我怎么又晚安了哎哎又卡了

1722
01:20:23,500 --> 01:20:26,300
真听不见了嗯

1723
01:20:28,466 --> 01:20:29,733
瑞平被掐掉了

1724
01:20:29,733 --> 01:20:31,966
我操谁的大手在干涉我我刚才

1725
01:20:31,966 --> 01:20:34,166
评了什么东西啊我不敢评了

1726
01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:36,900
我不好说了大货

1727
01:20:40,566 --> 01:20:40,899
对啊

1728
01:20:40,900 --> 01:20:43,333
我对着空气直播直播了一分多钟

1729
01:20:43,333 --> 01:20:45,133
我感觉你们都没有什么反应

1730
01:20:45,133 --> 01:20:47,133
大家各聊各的就

1731
01:20:47,700 --> 01:20:49,166
到瑞平环节就卡了

1732
01:20:49,166 --> 01:20:52,866
我操这什么什么蛋打击我了

1733
01:20:53,800 --> 01:20:57,733
这是488蛋还是没蛋

1734
01:20:58,400 --> 01:20:59,933
对不起我不平了

1735
01:20:59,933 --> 01:21:01,899
好那你国民大赛华诞

1736
01:21:04,300 --> 01:21:06,866
哈人我不平了我不平了

1737
01:21:06,866 --> 01:21:09,499
一旦不平就马上那什么这就是大手吗

1738
01:21:09,500 --> 01:21:10,300
我操

1739
01:21:10,866 --> 01:21:12,099
我错了

1740
01:21:14,366 --> 01:21:16,466
对不起大婶我错了

1741
01:21:22,800 --> 01:21:25,466
我被大手拿下了对不起大伙

1742
01:21:28,766 --> 01:21:31,466
你是嘿呦里的c语言大佬

1743
01:21:31,466 --> 01:21:33,066
直播间是我黑的

1744
01:21:33,866 --> 01:21:35,133
你的避盗呢

1745
01:21:35,866 --> 01:21:39,166
哎呀说起来我我虽然我刚刚被那个

1746
01:21:40,266 --> 01:21:42,733
掐了一下但是我还是想说啊

1747
01:21:43,066 --> 01:21:44,799
这审核咋这么慢呢

1748
01:21:44,800 --> 01:21:46,900
我这大表情审核为啥这么慢

1749
01:21:46,900 --> 01:21:48,766
主播怎么老是主播事故呀

1750
01:21:48,766 --> 01:21:50,099
有没有一种可能是

1751
01:21:51,533 --> 01:21:53,966
怎么可能是阿比把我掐了

1752
01:21:53,966 --> 01:21:56,066
喜欢瑞平阿比就给你爱

1753
01:21:56,066 --> 01:21:57,366
直接进行一个那什么

1754
01:21:57,366 --> 01:21:59,299
我我不能再瑞平了

1755
01:21:59,300 --> 01:22:01,133
我再瑞平我直播间都没了

1756
01:22:01,133 --> 01:22:03,333
他已经委婉的警告了我了

1757
01:22:03,333 --> 01:22:04,699
我不能再瑞平

1758
01:22:11,866 --> 01:22:13,466
一想到明天就要被毕业

1759
01:22:13,466 --> 01:22:16,133
我的双眼就留下了感动的泪水

1760
01:22:23,666 --> 01:22:26,266
他可以针对1万粉大主播是吧

1761
01:22:26,266 --> 01:22:27,266
可没有的

1762
01:22:32,500 --> 01:22:33,966
我觉得可能

1763
01:22:33,966 --> 01:22:36,766
他们真的有什么东西在监控的

1764
01:22:36,766 --> 01:22:37,266
直播间

1765
01:22:37,266 --> 01:22:39,566
有些东西不能播的就不让播了

1766
01:22:39,566 --> 01:22:40,933
晚安晚安下播

1767
01:22:41,933 --> 01:22:44,466
主播大伙跟弹幕对着做

1768
01:22:44,466 --> 01:22:46,099
我我可不会了我不会了

1769
01:22:46,100 --> 01:22:47,766
我不讨论这个这个翻篇了

1770
01:22:47,766 --> 01:22:51,199
大伙讨论一下晚饭都吃了点什么吧

1771
01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:54,766
他说燕燕看了三字母那个新团吗

1772
01:22:55,066 --> 01:22:56,166
我觉得就像

1773
01:22:56,166 --> 01:22:57,066
就像什么

1774
01:22:57,166 --> 01:23:00,133
这个团的存在就像什么一样离谱呢

1775
01:23:00,133 --> 01:23:02,333
像创造101没抽到

1776
01:23:02,333 --> 01:23:03,566
的人继续去

1777
01:23:03,566 --> 01:23:06,866
青春有你在在在那个在选秀

1778
01:23:06,966 --> 01:23:08,533
然后青春有你没抽到

1779
01:23:08,533 --> 01:23:10,599
之后又去创造303之后选秀

1780
01:23:10,600 --> 01:23:11,766
选秀之后终于

1781
01:23:12,066 --> 01:23:12,866
呃

1782
01:23:13,266 --> 01:23:15,766
竟然并且终于被选择了

1783
01:23:15,933 --> 01:23:18,099
并被选择了出道团的一员

1784
01:23:18,100 --> 01:23:20,700
然后最后成功出道了一样离谱啊

1785
01:23:21,566 --> 01:23:23,499
他怎么会想到要选

1786
01:23:24,100 --> 01:23:27,100
这样三个大家耳熟能详的人来

1787
01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:29,266
组成自己的新团呢

1788
01:23:30,900 --> 01:23:33,066
主播能别讲女团了吗

1789
01:23:33,066 --> 01:23:35,166
没看过你我没有再讲女团了

1790
01:23:35,166 --> 01:23:36,499
这个是v了

1791
01:23:37,766 --> 01:23:39,533
这个是v相关了

1792
01:23:42,600 --> 01:23:44,366
快进到明年3月

1793
01:23:44,366 --> 01:23:45,699
啥新团呢

1794
01:23:45,933 --> 01:23:47,399
哎这是个傻瓜呀

1795
01:23:47,400 --> 01:23:49,066
主播看看全身

1796
01:23:49,366 --> 01:23:50,499
怎么什么都想看

1797
01:23:50,500 --> 01:23:51,800
这怎么是奶麒麟

1798
01:23:56,133 --> 01:23:56,933
我们直播间的

1799
01:23:56,933 --> 01:23:58,933
哎呦浓度好高啊

1800
01:24:05,533 --> 01:24:07,266
你想看瑟瑟

1801
01:24:07,600 --> 01:24:08,400
嗯

1802
01:24:09,066 --> 01:24:10,333
刚才卡的时候

1803
01:24:10,333 --> 01:24:12,666
烟烟绝对没有发出可爱的声音

1804
01:24:12,666 --> 01:24:15,933
你我发出了但你们好像没听见

1805
01:24:16,566 --> 01:24:20,066
我当然知道地下偶像了但是就就很听

1806
01:24:20,066 --> 01:24:20,933
我不是特别

1807
01:24:20,933 --> 01:24:22,499
主播能别讲v了吗

1808
01:24:22,500 --> 01:24:23,400
没看过的

1809
01:24:23,566 --> 01:24:26,399
赵老爷赵老爷麦克风给你

1810
01:24:26,700 --> 01:24:28,266
你晚上吃了些什么呀

1811
01:24:28,266 --> 01:24:30,699
赵老爷今天都做了些什么呢

1812
01:24:32,066 --> 01:24:33,733
赵老爷晚上吃什么了

1813
01:24:34,600 --> 01:24:35,733
来采访一下

1814
01:24:35,733 --> 01:24:37,499
吃饭的牌开始了

1815
01:24:40,533 --> 01:24:41,366
姐姐要看

1816
01:24:41,366 --> 01:24:42,733
所以做一下

1817
01:24:43,800 --> 01:24:46,200
如何评价立反馈手套

1818
01:24:48,366 --> 01:24:49,966
意料之外情理之中

1819
01:24:49,966 --> 01:24:51,466
我的评价是呃

1820
01:24:52,100 --> 01:24:54,800
从字节运营这个团的这个

1821
01:24:55,000 --> 01:24:57,000
情况明显就能看出来

1822
01:24:59,066 --> 01:25:01,899
虽然大伙都说不要给驼子安人设

1823
01:25:01,900 --> 01:25:04,500
然后不要不要那个对驼子心软

1824
01:25:04,500 --> 01:25:05,766
我不知道这是几月的版本

1825
01:25:05,766 --> 01:25:07,199
我记得年初的时候还这样的

1826
01:25:07,200 --> 01:25:09,300
不要给驼子安什么理工男盾呢

1827
01:25:09,300 --> 01:25:10,300
不要给他架盾

1828
01:25:11,133 --> 01:25:12,866
现在的但是我还想说

1829
01:25:13,133 --> 01:25:15,333
这个团队明显明显能看出来

1830
01:25:15,333 --> 01:25:17,399
大部分都是以技术为导向的

1831
01:25:17,400 --> 01:25:19,600
他们要整这个立反馈手套一可

1832
01:25:19,600 --> 01:25:21,466
能是借鉴了

1833
01:25:21,600 --> 01:25:23,666
南韩的偶像签售会

1834
01:25:23,666 --> 01:25:25,099
跟日本虚拟有

1835
01:25:25,100 --> 01:25:26,800
就日本的那个女团的那个

1836
01:25:26,800 --> 01:25:28,466
握手会的那个文化

1837
01:25:29,133 --> 01:25:30,333
正常来说

1838
01:25:30,333 --> 01:25:31,766
如果你叫偶像

1839
01:25:31,766 --> 01:25:33,966
符合偶像原教指定义的话

1840
01:25:33,966 --> 01:25:36,266
搞个握手会其实好像也没什么

1841
01:25:36,266 --> 01:25:39,066
但是你首先你要征集

1842
01:25:39,066 --> 01:25:41,966
你的受众团体是否能接受啊

1843
01:25:42,566 --> 01:25:44,733
不能想当然的拿来主义

1844
01:25:44,733 --> 01:25:47,099
把人家的说呀男孩也开日本也开

1845
01:25:47,100 --> 01:25:48,600
然后我们就拿来开

1846
01:25:49,666 --> 01:25:53,466
他们可能真的只是就为了哎做点成绩

1847
01:25:53,466 --> 01:25:56,699
然后在年会报告上多写点PPT

1848
01:25:56,700 --> 01:25:57,966
我们成功实现了

1849
01:25:58,066 --> 01:25:59,799
人与人之间的虚拟握手

1850
01:25:59,800 --> 01:26:01,933
这是这个我们的一小步

1851
01:26:01,933 --> 01:26:03,866
但却是技术突破的一大步

1852
01:26:03,866 --> 01:26:05,566
展望未来洋洋洒洒的写报告

1853
01:26:05,566 --> 01:26:07,099
他们可能只是为了这个而已

1854
01:26:09,400 --> 01:26:11,966
晚上吃的鸡翅跟虾还有蒸

1855
01:26:11,966 --> 01:26:12,999
这个字怎么念

1856
01:26:16,266 --> 01:26:17,599
这个字怎么念的

1857
01:26:25,333 --> 01:26:26,933
主播如何评价现

1858
01:26:27,733 --> 01:26:29,733
我不敢评价我怕我直播间炸了

1859
01:26:29,733 --> 01:26:32,666
我只能说呃有米就是爹了

1860
01:26:32,666 --> 01:26:34,299
这下有米就是爹了

1861
01:26:34,466 --> 01:26:36,966
力反馈手套喜欢我高技术

1862
01:26:39,533 --> 01:26:40,766
主播继续聊

1863
01:26:40,766 --> 01:26:42,866
v哥们真不知道继续水啥的

1864
01:26:42,866 --> 01:26:45,566
但是直播的内容可能

1865
01:26:45,700 --> 01:26:48,900
确实是有些时候大家有点接不上

1866
01:26:51,700 --> 01:26:54,466
但是就大家也不可能是

1867
01:26:55,066 --> 01:26:57,999
每一个内容都可以完全的接上了是吧

1868
01:26:58,366 --> 01:27:01,166
对啊他们错的一点就是有问卷

1869
01:27:01,166 --> 01:27:02,899
然后但是硬来了

1870
01:27:03,566 --> 01:27:05,166
我觉得他们唯一就

1871
01:27:05,166 --> 01:27:07,766
真正的从根线上做的就是

1872
01:27:07,900 --> 01:27:10,466
明明知道大家不想但还是硬推

1873
01:27:10,566 --> 01:27:12,533
没意思不如看跳舞

1874
01:27:16,600 --> 01:27:19,600
我不是草学长啊我没有的

1875
01:27:24,600 --> 01:27:25,866
劝学主播

1876
01:27:27,666 --> 01:27:28,933
这字念贵吗

1877
01:27:28,933 --> 01:27:31,066
几声快告诉我是几声

1878
01:27:40,066 --> 01:27:41,366
能喵几声吗

1879
01:27:41,366 --> 01:27:42,899
想听喵喵叫

1880
01:27:43,533 --> 01:27:44,333
喵

1881
01:27:45,000 --> 01:27:48,733
主播有设想过自己直面这样的节奏吗

1882
01:27:48,733 --> 01:27:49,799
你说的是力反馈

1883
01:27:49,800 --> 01:27:51,300
手套还搭在弹幕车

1884
01:27:51,300 --> 01:27:52,100
我呀

1885
01:27:53,166 --> 01:27:54,399
后面还有棉花糖

1886
01:27:54,400 --> 01:27:57,566
我今天不会再拿出来读了

1887
01:27:57,566 --> 01:27:59,299
今天没有棉花糖了

1888
01:27:59,533 --> 01:28:01,799
会攒到下次一起读啊

1889
01:28:03,933 --> 01:28:04,866
关于吗

1890
01:28:07,700 --> 01:28:10,200
我操他钓鱼他知道念什么

1891
01:28:11,066 --> 01:28:12,666
哎被你发现了

1892
01:28:14,200 --> 01:28:16,000
后面的尾巴能停下来吗

1893
01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:18,666
可以停啊但是会像一个棒球棍一样

1894
01:28:19,900 --> 01:28:22,466
我一直都是可爱小猫咪啊

1895
01:28:23,533 --> 01:28:24,399
一反馈

1896
01:28:27,333 --> 01:28:28,866
首先我买不起

1897
01:28:29,533 --> 01:28:32,266
我买不起几十万一副的力反馈手套啊

1898
01:28:32,266 --> 01:28:34,266
我想跟你握手我都握不到

1899
01:28:35,366 --> 01:28:37,266
为什么会经历这样的节奏啊

1900
01:28:37,266 --> 01:28:38,933
同类的最多

1901
01:28:38,933 --> 01:28:40,899
如果说要总结什么经验

1902
01:28:40,900 --> 01:28:42,600
最多也就是大家都

1903
01:28:42,766 --> 01:28:44,533
强烈反对的一件事情

1904
01:28:44,533 --> 01:28:46,999
然后我一意孤行的坚持去做

1905
01:28:49,133 --> 01:28:50,666
我真的会这样做吗

1906
01:28:50,666 --> 01:28:54,066
我觉得我是一个经常听取大家意见

1907
01:28:54,066 --> 01:28:54,866
然后

1908
01:28:56,300 --> 01:28:57,800
提起很多v

1909
01:28:57,800 --> 01:28:59,766
不喜欢什么指导啊

1910
01:28:59,766 --> 01:29:02,199
或者干涉直播内容这种情况我

1911
01:29:02,200 --> 01:29:03,366
我更多的是

1912
01:29:03,600 --> 01:29:07,333
觉得一个人的思维不是那么的全面啊

1913
01:29:07,333 --> 01:29:08,133
大家给我

1914
01:29:09,133 --> 01:29:11,599
提任何的建议或者是怎么样

1915
01:29:11,600 --> 01:29:13,366
觉得对我直播有意见啊

1916
01:29:13,366 --> 01:29:14,466
或者什么什么的

1917
01:29:14,466 --> 01:29:16,866
你都可以放心的跟我说的

1918
01:29:17,533 --> 01:29:18,999
也不用担心说

1919
01:29:19,266 --> 01:29:22,933
哈哈因为被当成什么呃指导啊之类的

1920
01:29:24,600 --> 01:29:26,000
我刚才咳了一下

1921
01:29:28,133 --> 01:29:29,599
主播能再掉一下吗

1922
01:29:29,600 --> 01:29:31,066
好想上钩啊

1923
01:29:31,200 --> 01:29:33,066
你别这样了好吧

1924
01:29:33,933 --> 01:29:35,999
念点发点能念的

1925
01:29:37,900 --> 01:29:39,166
就好这口

1926
01:29:40,066 --> 01:29:41,799
坏了怎么了

1927
01:29:41,800 --> 01:29:43,100
从善如流

1928
01:29:47,666 --> 01:29:49,899
主播超会养家吃

1929
01:29:49,900 --> 01:29:52,866
我们要声明一下主播直播间是呃

1930
01:29:53,466 --> 01:29:57,133
不欢迎男友粉跟独角兽粉丝的

1931
01:29:57,133 --> 01:29:58,899
因为主播比较害怕

1932
01:29:58,900 --> 01:30:02,700
主播比较喜欢跟大伙扯皮啊之类的

1933
01:30:03,166 --> 01:30:04,466
偶尔瑞平啊

1934
01:30:04,466 --> 01:30:07,733
然后积极玩狗偶尔钓鱼偶尔被钓

1935
01:30:08,533 --> 01:30:09,866
偶尔互相攻击

1936
01:30:09,866 --> 01:30:12,533
然后很多时候正常杂谈

1937
01:30:12,533 --> 01:30:15,366
说点有意义没意义的话之类的

1938
01:30:22,533 --> 01:30:24,966
以后可以在Vita的跟主播握手吗

1939
01:30:24,966 --> 01:30:26,333
Vita的真的有吗

1940
01:30:26,333 --> 01:30:27,766
真的真的可以握手吗

1941
01:30:27,766 --> 01:30:30,066
还说只是模型跟模型贴贴呢

1942
01:30:32,666 --> 01:30:33,699
好嗨人呢

1943
01:30:33,700 --> 01:30:37,166
主播能知道我怎么钓到小那个什么呃

1944
01:30:37,866 --> 01:30:41,333
这个我我真的我真的能知道你谢谢

1945
01:30:41,600 --> 01:30:44,600
谢谢复合型被齐心的SRT开头

1946
01:30:44,600 --> 01:30:46,300
我一直是主播的男友粉

1947
01:30:46,300 --> 01:30:49,266
错误的你是垃圾的男友粉

1948
01:30:50,566 --> 01:30:51,899
一想到北极星

1949
01:30:52,000 --> 01:30:54,400
然后跟拉姐共用一个脑子

1950
01:30:54,466 --> 01:30:57,566
四舍五入就相当于拉姐是我的男友粉

1951
01:30:58,933 --> 01:31:00,766
拉姐我也爱你

1952
01:31:00,766 --> 01:31:03,066
我简直想到这里就两眼一亮

1953
01:31:03,933 --> 01:31:06,466
太好了好厉害的

1954
01:31:07,100 --> 01:31:09,266
掉到那个什么就就

1955
01:31:09,400 --> 01:31:12,400
我觉得你如果是一的话

1956
01:31:12,700 --> 01:31:15,366
上见进见长群我们群里面

1957
01:31:15,866 --> 01:31:18,499
有很多0在排排队

1958
01:31:19,600 --> 01:31:23,866
排队啊独角兽粉丝是53的独角兽

1959
01:31:23,866 --> 01:31:25,099
独角兽粉丝就是

1960
01:31:25,266 --> 01:31:27,366
看不了主播跟所有人玩的

1961
01:31:27,366 --> 01:31:30,566
我我我我好像在直播间接受不太好

1962
01:31:30,566 --> 01:31:32,333
反正就是目前的

1963
01:31:32,933 --> 01:31:34,999
除了a之外国1V跟国2V

1964
01:31:35,000 --> 01:31:36,133
就他们那个贴吧

1965
01:31:36,133 --> 01:31:36,999
我有一天

1966
01:31:37,133 --> 01:31:38,466
贴吧刷到了一个帖子

1967
01:31:38,466 --> 01:31:40,999
就是说明明这两个主播他都很喜欢

1968
01:31:41,000 --> 01:31:42,766
但这两个主播一一起玩的话

1969
01:31:42,766 --> 01:31:43,966
他就不喜欢

1970
01:31:44,166 --> 01:31:45,799
不喜欢那个

1971
01:31:46,333 --> 01:31:49,099
鲨鱼了他就只喜欢纸毛了

1972
01:31:50,566 --> 01:31:53,066
因为鲨鱼跟怎么玩他感觉很嫉妒

1973
01:31:53,066 --> 01:31:54,399
我在想哇

1974
01:31:54,566 --> 01:31:57,933
女生跟女生一起玩都这样

1975
01:31:58,333 --> 01:32:01,266
那这跟男生玩能接受的了吗

1976
01:32:01,266 --> 01:32:03,299
就是独角兽粉丝就是看不了

1977
01:32:03,300 --> 01:32:05,266
主播跟任何人一起玩

1978
01:32:05,300 --> 01:32:09,300
男的女的只要是活的会呼吸的都不行

1979
01:32:09,300 --> 01:32:10,666
都两眼一黑

1980
01:32:10,866 --> 01:32:12,299
都觉得你变了

1981
01:32:12,300 --> 01:32:14,000
你不再是以前的那个你

1982
01:32:14,533 --> 01:32:15,799
就奇怪了

1983
01:32:16,000 --> 01:32:18,700
那些玩穿刺的真的很吓人

1984
01:32:18,700 --> 01:32:20,200
你们在说什么呀

1985
01:32:20,533 --> 01:32:23,533
谢谢薄荷花糖纸的小花花离开的啊

1986
01:32:23,533 --> 01:32:25,266
薄荷晚上还没睡吗

1987
01:32:26,700 --> 01:32:29,866
全身都是呃呃

1988
01:32:32,500 --> 01:32:33,700
天天你

1989
01:32:34,800 --> 01:32:36,600
主播的攻击性不够强大

1990
01:32:36,600 --> 01:32:38,300
正确的这哪正确了

1991
01:32:38,300 --> 01:32:39,333
主播吃了吗

1992
01:32:39,333 --> 01:32:40,299
主播吃饭了

1993
01:32:40,300 --> 01:32:42,500
主播晚上煮了一碗面吃

1994
01:32:42,766 --> 01:32:46,499
本来是泡面然后想想吃泡面没营养

1995
01:32:46,500 --> 01:32:47,300
又去

1996
01:32:47,766 --> 01:32:51,366
冰箱里洗了点菜又煮了点肥牛犬

1997
01:32:51,933 --> 01:32:53,933
发现有没吃完的玉米

1998
01:32:53,933 --> 01:32:55,933
也剁了几把丢到面里了

1999
01:32:55,933 --> 01:32:57,899
最后烤的像炖菜一样

2000
01:32:58,866 --> 01:32:59,999
主播真逆天

2001
01:33:00,000 --> 01:33:02,400
这没有逆天啊主播主播

2002
01:33:02,400 --> 01:33:05,166
这就是很正常的很正常的

2003
01:33:05,166 --> 01:33:07,299
今天晚上做梦都是拉姐

2004
01:33:07,333 --> 01:33:09,333
拉姐是我的男友粉好吧

2005
01:33:11,100 --> 01:33:12,166
铁一航

2006
01:33:14,733 --> 01:33:15,966
太奇怪了大

2007
01:33:15,966 --> 01:33:17,366
虽然有些

2008
01:33:17,666 --> 01:33:20,366
就大部分人我觉得都不能理解吧

2009
01:33:20,366 --> 01:33:22,666
但是这种人是客观存在的

2010
01:33:22,666 --> 01:33:24,299
而且体量越大越会有这种人

2011
01:33:24,300 --> 01:33:25,400
我不知道为什么

2012
01:33:26,066 --> 01:33:27,333
四天8号是吧主播

2013
01:33:27,333 --> 01:33:29,299
能不能找个女的贴贴啊

2014
01:33:29,333 --> 01:33:32,999
我怕吓到他我怕张口叫老婆老婆

2015
01:33:33,400 --> 01:33:35,933
我怕吓到人家啊

2016
01:33:35,933 --> 01:33:38,333
不可以和他一起玩啊

2017
01:33:38,333 --> 01:33:40,899
我两眼一黑不可以碰他

2018
01:33:42,566 --> 01:33:43,466
太搞笑了

2019
01:33:43,466 --> 01:33:44,399
对对就是这个味

2020
01:33:44,400 --> 01:33:46,566
就是个不要跟他跳舞哥哥

2021
01:33:46,566 --> 01:33:47,999
对就是这个味就是这个味

2022
01:33:48,000 --> 01:33:49,466
所以说早该犯犯了

2023
01:33:49,466 --> 01:33:50,999
世界的尽头是饭圈

2024
01:33:52,166 --> 01:33:53,533
轻舞飞扬在干嘛

2025
01:33:53,533 --> 01:33:55,766
主播为什么吃泡面啊

2026
01:33:56,466 --> 01:33:58,799
主播今天晚上煮泡面不但给自己煮了

2027
01:33:58,800 --> 01:33:59,966
还给轻舞飞扬煮了

2028
01:33:59,966 --> 01:34:01,199
因为轻舞飞扬懒得煮

2029
01:34:01,200 --> 01:34:03,900
所以说我们俩一人一碗泡面

2030
01:34:05,500 --> 01:34:06,666
我不同泄露营业

2031
01:34:06,666 --> 01:34:08,966
如何评价轻舞飞扬不给主播饭吃

2032
01:34:08,966 --> 01:34:10,533
别尬黑别尬黑

2033
01:34:10,566 --> 01:34:12,499
这个晚上加餐啊

2034
01:34:12,500 --> 01:34:15,266
我们正常一天一顿的晚饭属于加餐

2035
01:34:16,733 --> 01:34:18,599
对他晚上要画画的

2036
01:34:19,466 --> 01:34:22,499
对对你不要碰他啊

2037
01:34:23,866 --> 01:34:24,999
不要跟他跳舞啊

2038
01:34:25,000 --> 01:34:28,200
燕燕啊你不许握他的手

2039
01:34:29,500 --> 01:34:33,166
啊燕燕要握就握我的手吧

2040
01:34:34,100 --> 01:34:36,933
小抄话来的谁是你

2041
01:34:38,300 --> 01:34:41,000
你这个时候手里应该提个锤子是吧

2042
01:34:41,866 --> 01:34:45,866
主播尽力再煮了妈妈来了全吃了

2043
01:34:47,133 --> 01:34:48,333
不就是这个味吗

2044
01:34:48,333 --> 01:34:49,866
所以说呃

2045
01:34:49,866 --> 01:34:52,499
大家说哎呀鄙视饭圈就饭圈

2046
01:34:52,500 --> 01:34:53,500
妹妹怎么样怎么样

2047
01:34:53,500 --> 01:34:56,533
其实很多时候自己也在干饭圈的这个

2048
01:34:57,000 --> 01:34:59,700
事情啊错误的永远都不是圈子

2049
01:34:59,700 --> 01:35:01,766
错误的永远都是逆天的人

2050
01:35:02,100 --> 01:35:03,166
而逆天的人呢

2051
01:35:03,166 --> 01:35:05,366
到了哪个圈子里都逆天

2052
01:35:08,366 --> 01:35:11,366
超话来的你的攻击性好强啊

2053
01:35:11,900 --> 01:35:14,066
哎呦那什么地都可以是吧

2054
01:35:15,300 --> 01:35:17,200
主播也不你有营业主播

2055
01:35:17,200 --> 01:35:18,966
主播只是沙雕营业而已

2056
01:35:19,966 --> 01:35:22,066
主播平时也这么作弊的话

2057
01:35:22,066 --> 01:35:23,166
你们粉丝怎么看

2058
01:35:23,166 --> 01:35:25,299
我一直都很作弊啊这不很正常吗

2059
01:35:25,300 --> 01:35:27,066
好快但是听完了

2060
01:35:27,366 --> 01:35:28,199
哈哈哈

2061
01:35:29,100 --> 01:35:32,133
米克饭是大家都在用的饭圈软件

2062
01:35:32,133 --> 01:35:33,266
哔哩哔哩

2063
01:35:37,766 --> 01:35:39,066
逆天声音大

2064
01:35:39,066 --> 01:35:39,866
对啊

2065
01:35:39,866 --> 01:35:42,566
我记得以前看过一个漫画就是说

2066
01:35:44,366 --> 01:35:45,533
正常的人

2067
01:35:45,566 --> 01:35:48,499
在你整个群体里面所发出的声音

2068
01:35:48,500 --> 01:35:50,133
还占不到10%

2069
01:35:50,366 --> 01:35:56,099
90%的人发出了10%的声音啊

2070
01:35:56,100 --> 01:35:58,900
然后10%的逆天发出了90%的声音

2071
01:35:58,900 --> 01:36:00,466
因为逆天之所以是逆天

2072
01:36:00,466 --> 01:36:01,266
就是因为

2073
01:36:01,300 --> 01:36:04,666
他们他们特别爱发出错误的声音啊

2074
01:36:07,866 --> 01:36:09,799
百合是不要营业的

2075
01:36:09,800 --> 01:36:12,600
大家百合是不能营业的

2076
01:36:13,266 --> 01:36:16,166
这个东西你要什么人工皂糖

2077
01:36:16,333 --> 01:36:17,966
就像糖精一样

2078
01:36:18,566 --> 01:36:19,666
索然无味

2079
01:36:19,666 --> 01:36:22,566
像那个什么山梨糖醇还山梨酸钾

2080
01:36:22,566 --> 01:36:23,566
那什么东西来着

2081
01:36:23,566 --> 01:36:26,333
对不起我忘了我不是雪雪梨的

2082
01:36:27,133 --> 01:36:29,599
就像山里糖橙一样

2083
01:36:30,166 --> 01:36:31,599
是虚假的

2084
01:36:31,866 --> 01:36:35,933
吃到嘴里面有一种化工感的甜味啊

2085
01:36:35,933 --> 01:36:36,733
不真实

2086
01:36:36,733 --> 01:36:39,799
而且也没有真正吃糖的满足感

2087
01:36:40,066 --> 01:36:41,766
就在那种不经意之间

2088
01:36:41,766 --> 01:36:42,399
哎

2089
01:36:42,400 --> 01:36:44,933
主播嘴上说着不百合营业不百合营业

2090
01:36:44,933 --> 01:36:45,566
但有一天哎

2091
01:36:45,566 --> 01:36:46,599
忽然碰到一个妹妹

2092
01:36:46,600 --> 01:36:48,066
我们两个人玩的很好

2093
01:36:48,933 --> 01:36:51,333
你就会发现这个处处都是糖啊

2094
01:36:51,333 --> 01:36:54,199
就像冰糖一样没有那种浓烈的甜

2095
01:36:54,200 --> 01:36:55,066
味但是呢

2096
01:36:55,200 --> 01:36:57,566
你含在嘴里他就可以甜你很久

2097
01:36:57,900 --> 01:37:00,100
就是那种很缓慢的甜味

2098
01:37:01,200 --> 01:37:04,000
一下忽然反过来哎好甜好甜

2099
01:37:04,733 --> 01:37:07,299
工业糖精虽然腻但还是甜啊

2100
01:37:07,300 --> 01:37:10,300
但他不是真正的糖他只是糖精而已

2101
01:37:10,300 --> 01:37:12,866
他是假的一颗工业糖

2102
01:37:12,866 --> 01:37:13,899
我只能说你的品味

2103
01:37:13,900 --> 01:37:16,166
修养跟道德素质都很低啊

2104
01:37:21,100 --> 01:37:22,600
彼此是主播的盾

2105
01:37:22,600 --> 01:37:25,200
主播是小恶魔主播的盾好多

2106
01:37:25,966 --> 01:37:28,066
主播的牌太多了

2107
01:37:28,200 --> 01:37:29,766
大花卷卷卷是什么

2108
01:37:29,766 --> 01:37:31,866
有没有可能我跟燕燕一直在营业

2109
01:37:31,866 --> 01:37:33,366
有没有可能我跟姐姐一直在

2110
01:37:33,366 --> 01:37:34,466
姐妹营业呢

2111
01:37:35,566 --> 01:37:37,733
今天没开始流量就超标了

2112
01:37:37,733 --> 01:37:39,899
禁止流量看我28天

2113
01:37:39,900 --> 01:37:43,166
山梨酸钾山梨糖醇到底是什么呀

2114
01:37:43,166 --> 01:37:45,333
我不知道反正就是工业糖品

2115
01:37:46,533 --> 01:37:49,066
营业造作的对不真实没有那味啊

2116
01:37:49,066 --> 01:37:51,133
阿斯巴甜不好吃

2117
01:37:51,133 --> 01:37:52,499
我觉得不好吃

2118
01:37:53,166 --> 01:37:55,366
我现在床头就摆着一罐

2119
01:37:55,666 --> 01:37:56,966
无糖的可口可乐

2120
01:37:56,966 --> 01:37:58,733
我连看他一眼的兴趣都没有

2121
01:37:58,733 --> 01:38:00,399
喝一口的兴趣都没有

2122
01:38:01,200 --> 01:38:04,066
如果他是有糖的可能他都活不到一天

2123
01:38:04,066 --> 01:38:06,799
但是他是无糖的他已经在我的这个

2124
01:38:07,700 --> 01:38:10,200
床头摆了6天了

2125
01:38:10,200 --> 01:38:11,700
我一口都不想喝

2126
01:38:12,733 --> 01:38:14,366
豆浆配糖精

2127
01:38:14,366 --> 01:38:17,333
豆浆配的是绵白糖好吧

2128
01:38:18,900 --> 01:38:20,566
我没有啊我没有

2129
01:38:20,566 --> 01:38:22,533
讨厌姐姐踩中老爷

2130
01:38:22,533 --> 01:38:23,799
复仇都来了

2131
01:38:26,566 --> 01:38:28,866
无糖可乐与但是呢

2132
01:38:28,866 --> 01:38:30,899
但是我无糖的可口可乐记中记

2133
01:38:30,900 --> 01:38:34,800
无糖的百事可乐跟百事可乐差不多啊

2134
01:38:34,800 --> 01:38:35,366
因为

2135
01:38:35,366 --> 01:38:37,533
我们对百事可乐的期望明显是要

2136
01:38:37,533 --> 01:38:38,733
低于可口可乐的

2137
01:38:38,733 --> 01:38:41,399
所以说无糖的百事可乐跟可口

2138
01:38:41,666 --> 01:38:43,399
跟可口可乐之间的差距

2139
01:38:43,400 --> 01:38:45,133
虽然还是像鸿沟一样

2140
01:38:45,166 --> 01:38:48,099
但跟有糖的百事可乐之间的差距

2141
01:38:48,100 --> 01:38:49,600
已经不太多了

2142
01:38:52,500 --> 01:38:53,933
呵呵只喝无糖的

2143
01:38:53,933 --> 01:38:54,999
一下就暴露出来

2144
01:38:55,000 --> 01:38:57,166
你是一个每天泡健身房的人

2145
01:38:58,100 --> 01:39:00,866
但无糖那个纤维雪碧确实还可以

2146
01:39:00,866 --> 01:39:01,866
还可以

2147
01:39:02,933 --> 01:39:03,733
可乐

2148
01:39:04,566 --> 01:39:05,366
无糖

2149
01:39:07,800 --> 01:39:10,166
那你不看BLG都对不起你

2150
01:39:10,600 --> 01:39:13,366
主播明捧暗彩举办了

2151
01:39:13,366 --> 01:39:14,333
我没有

2152
01:39:14,533 --> 01:39:18,166
我们最大的这个百事党天地已经撤了

2153
01:39:18,166 --> 01:39:19,499
没有人可以挡我啊

2154
01:39:19,800 --> 01:39:23,133
谢谢飞飞玩的粉玫瑰啊那个的

2155
01:39:25,766 --> 01:39:28,733
坏了我又又进入了主播熟悉的节奏啊

2156
01:39:28,733 --> 01:39:30,099
每当主播没活的时候

2157
01:39:30,100 --> 01:39:32,900
主播就会用这个一个小小的南征北战

2158
01:39:32,900 --> 01:39:34,066
挑起大家

2159
01:39:34,600 --> 01:39:36,733
互相对冲的欲望是吧

2160
01:39:37,466 --> 01:39:38,666
只要不反胃都能喝

2161
01:39:38,666 --> 01:39:40,333
怎么会有人喝可乐啊

2162
01:39:40,333 --> 01:39:42,666
坏了姐姐一个人要与世界为敌了

2163
01:39:42,666 --> 01:39:44,133
烟什么时候下班

2164
01:39:44,133 --> 01:39:45,799
还有20分钟下班啊

2165
01:39:45,900 --> 01:39:47,400
就是因为那个

2166
01:39:47,766 --> 01:39:50,199
还是在考试中的那个原因啊

2167
01:39:50,200 --> 01:39:51,700
其实我今天有考试

2168
01:39:51,700 --> 01:39:52,933
我每天都要考试

2169
01:39:53,900 --> 01:39:55,166
大麦茶好喝

2170
01:39:55,166 --> 01:39:56,666
放凉了更好喝

2171
01:39:56,666 --> 01:39:58,366
热的大麦茶就是那种

2172
01:39:58,533 --> 01:40:01,799
你又想喝又香但是会特别特别的烫手

2173
01:40:01,800 --> 01:40:03,333
都特别的难过

2174
01:40:05,933 --> 01:40:07,733
也就南征北战排了

2175
01:40:07,733 --> 01:40:09,566
那大伙不也就一个

2176
01:40:10,933 --> 01:40:13,499
牌不在多有用就行

2177
01:40:14,366 --> 01:40:16,899
想和烟烟床上贴贴

2178
01:40:17,966 --> 01:40:19,066
你来我家

2179
01:40:19,600 --> 01:40:20,566
你来我家吗

2180
01:40:20,566 --> 01:40:21,999
哎呀你来我家我给你

2181
01:40:22,000 --> 01:40:24,733
我给你报销机票你来我家跟我贴贴

2182
01:40:26,800 --> 01:40:29,700
南征北战顶级烂梗烂到有点好

2183
01:40:29,700 --> 01:40:31,200
确实当一个东西吧

2184
01:40:31,200 --> 01:40:34,500
他那个烂到有点好的时候就好一点

2185
01:40:35,600 --> 01:40:36,700
一张白吃面

2186
01:40:36,700 --> 01:40:40,566
天还真是大型掉粉现场没有吧

2187
01:40:45,500 --> 01:40:49,533
支持粉丝开和公开热水器举办了

2188
01:40:49,933 --> 01:40:50,899
有没有可能

2189
01:40:50,900 --> 01:40:53,400
那是我朋友啊还是个女生

2190
01:40:54,266 --> 01:40:55,699
他是我朋友

2191
01:40:58,766 --> 01:41:00,566
他是我朋友啊大货

2192
01:41:01,066 --> 01:41:04,099
女生女生他不是人镜可贴

2193
01:41:04,533 --> 01:41:07,166
那是我朋友好多年的朋友了

2194
01:41:08,300 --> 01:41:09,100
好玩就来

2195
01:41:09,100 --> 01:41:12,333
行呀主播和别人天天不直播

2196
01:41:12,333 --> 01:41:14,066
主播主播跟别人在床上

2197
01:41:14,066 --> 01:41:15,999
天天还要跟你直播是吧

2198
01:41:16,700 --> 01:41:18,300
啊不许跟那个女

2199
01:41:18,300 --> 01:41:19,100
人贴贴

2200
01:41:19,100 --> 01:41:21,933
主播不允许和那个女人抱在一起

2201
01:41:22,533 --> 01:41:24,266
你不许碰那个女人

2202
01:41:25,066 --> 01:41:27,566
啥呀不是那是我朋友

2203
01:41:30,400 --> 01:41:33,500
啊不可以和他贴贴啊

2204
01:41:35,266 --> 01:41:36,533
笑死我了

2205
01:41:37,666 --> 01:41:38,866
欢迎花七

2206
01:41:39,166 --> 01:41:39,966
你们不是吗

2207
01:41:39,966 --> 01:41:40,933
刚才你们

2208
01:41:40,933 --> 01:41:43,699
我发现你们不但是这个叶公好痛啊

2209
01:41:43,700 --> 01:41:45,166
天天在直播间击剑击剑

2210
01:41:45,166 --> 01:41:46,466
只有男童的时候又

2211
01:41:46,500 --> 01:41:48,666
又喊人一个个发小黑脸

2212
01:41:48,733 --> 01:41:51,099
我发现你们也是叶公好百合哎

2213
01:41:51,100 --> 01:41:53,200
刚才说主播能不能找个妹妹百合

2214
01:41:53,200 --> 01:41:54,533
能不能找妹妹贴贴啊

2215
01:41:54,533 --> 01:41:56,966
然后我朋友真过来说哎呀

2216
01:41:56,966 --> 01:41:58,333
想跟你一起睡觉呢

2217
01:41:58,333 --> 01:42:02,166
小猫咪答应啊不要和那个女人一起

2218
01:42:02,966 --> 01:42:03,766
你们

2219
01:42:04,866 --> 01:42:07,399
你们也太矛盾了吧啊

2220
01:42:11,200 --> 01:42:12,600
哎呀我要下播了

2221
01:42:12,966 --> 01:42:14,266
我要下播了

2222
01:42:15,100 --> 01:42:16,866
对不起对不起

2223
01:42:17,733 --> 01:42:19,499
对不起对不起

2224
01:42:20,000 --> 01:42:22,066
我不吵了对不起我着急要睡觉了

2225
01:42:22,066 --> 01:42:22,866
对不起

2226
01:42:24,400 --> 01:42:25,800
对不起对不起

2227
01:42:27,000 --> 01:42:28,000
我下了

2228
01:42:34,900 --> 01:42:36,666
我被切割了

2229
01:42:38,566 --> 01:42:40,766
我被切割了

2230
01:42:49,866 --> 01:42:51,299
我没健康

2231
01:42:53,266 --> 01:42:54,599
啥呀

2232
01:42:56,766 --> 01:42:58,799
直接给我打电话

2233
01:43:00,133 --> 01:43:02,133
他也太过分了

2234
01:43:06,666 --> 01:43:08,766
你还想让我死是吧

2235
01:43:17,333 --> 01:43:18,766
我只能说

2236
01:43:20,266 --> 01:43:22,999
我的这个直播生涯

2237
01:43:23,700 --> 01:43:26,766
本来像一条腾飞的巨龙一样

2238
01:43:28,533 --> 01:43:30,499
怎么会有杀龙的人

2239
01:43:31,666 --> 01:43:32,899
是摸到一半

2240
01:43:33,400 --> 01:43:35,600
把龙给杀了呀

2241
01:43:37,366 --> 01:43:40,933
主播这条巨龙一下变成了

2242
01:43:58,900 --> 01:44:00,333
下遍驱虫

2243
01:44:01,133 --> 01:44:02,266
要下播了

2244
01:44:03,300 --> 01:44:04,566
他要睡觉了

2245
01:44:04,566 --> 01:44:08,133
我被迫不断的把直播时间往前踢

2246
01:44:10,066 --> 01:44:12,299
好强的攻击性啊郑老爷

2247
01:44:17,133 --> 01:44:18,899
下一站什么职业

2248
01:44:19,100 --> 01:44:21,200
米亚欧雷范是吧

2249
01:44:21,900 --> 01:44:26,066
下一站米亚欧雷范斯天天不会播出来

2250
01:44:30,333 --> 01:44:33,666
一起为了变得更好

2251
01:44:34,700 --> 01:44:36,666
心情很好

2252
01:44:36,666 --> 01:44:38,566
取到锋芒

2253
01:44:41,166 --> 01:44:41,933
如果说

2254
01:44:41,933 --> 01:44:46,699
小心成了你的倾诉对象

2255
01:44:49,266 --> 01:44:53,333
电话约在从前约会的地方

2256
01:44:53,400 --> 01:44:55,766
要陪你唱歌吃饭

2257
01:44:55,766 --> 01:44:57,333
我坚强

2258
01:44:58,133 --> 01:45:01,466
保持优良习惯

2259
01:45:04,933 --> 01:45:10,599
你说最近过的还算幸福美满

2260
01:45:13,100 --> 01:45:18,866
喝了几杯唱了几段你却哭了

2261
01:45:21,000 --> 01:45:24,066
想去安慰却不知什么

2262
01:45:27,466 --> 01:45:30,699
对不起对不起我太猖狂

2263
01:45:31,766 --> 01:45:33,799
我我再也不笑这么大声了

2264
01:45:33,800 --> 01:45:34,666
大家答应我

2265
01:45:34,666 --> 01:45:36,766
下次我笑的声音很大的时候

2266
01:45:36,766 --> 01:45:38,333
一定要提醒我

2267
01:45:38,566 --> 01:45:41,133
隔壁有人一定要提醒我

2268
01:45:41,200 --> 01:45:43,666
你我怎么办

2269
01:45:44,066 --> 01:45:48,599
想念另一个你我不会是吗

2270
01:45:48,600 --> 01:45:49,866
但是但是

2271
01:45:51,300 --> 01:45:52,333
主播在搞的时候

2272
01:45:52,333 --> 01:45:54,766
就会有人会啪的一下推门进来

2273
01:46:08,133 --> 01:46:11,099
没有你我怎么办嘿嘿嘿

2274
01:46:11,733 --> 01:46:14,499
能不能笑的笑的别那么猖狂

2275
01:46:15,766 --> 01:46:18,566
要下播了大家对不起

2276
01:46:21,133 --> 01:46:26,566
你说最近过的还算幸福美满

2277
01:46:28,933 --> 01:46:34,766
喝了几杯唱了几段你却哭了

2278
01:46:36,066 --> 01:46:39,766
晚安晚安欧耶思密下播了下播了

2279
01:46:41,500 --> 01:46:42,800
下播了下播

2280
01:46:47,666 --> 01:46:48,466
了

2281
01:46:50,800 --> 01:46:54,000
轻舞飞扬一起播他会睡觉的

2282
01:46:54,366 --> 01:46:56,266
辛苦了辛苦了

2283
01:46:56,266 --> 01:46:57,466
大家也辛苦了

2284
01:46:57,466 --> 01:46:59,599
免了免了可是该有

2285
01:46:59,800 --> 01:47:01,566
谢谢养猫头的喵喵

2286
01:47:01,900 --> 01:47:07,700
一个礼拜才学会怎么忍下

2287
01:47:08,100 --> 01:47:14,300
你给过我的伤害是没有意义

2288
01:47:14,400 --> 01:47:17,466
你敢大声喵了怕怕他以为我在发癫

2289
01:47:21,000 --> 01:47:22,066
晚安晚安

2290
01:47:24,733 --> 01:47:27,766
笑声比飞机引擎还大开心晚安晚安

2291
01:47:29,200 --> 01:47:32,066
没办法没办法被被干看了大伙

2292
01:47:32,100 --> 01:47:33,766
我们到现在被干看

2293
01:47:35,933 --> 01:47:38,666
oh shanghabou show

2294
01:47:47,466 --> 01:47:49,066
谢谢娘娘的

2295
01:47:49,600 --> 01:47:50,766
告白花束

2296
01:47:51,100 --> 01:47:52,066
非常感谢

2297
01:47:52,066 --> 01:47:55,466
我现在压低声音都有点不会说话了

2298
01:47:55,866 --> 01:47:57,166
谢谢姐姐的告白花

2299
01:47:57,166 --> 01:47:58,866
送你哈利亚的

2300
01:48:03,200 --> 01:48:05,066
你怎么又看瑟瑟

2301
01:48:07,066 --> 01:48:07,966
你怎么

2302
01:48:09,300 --> 01:48:11,733
你是怎么是最大的色批是吧

2303
01:48:12,100 --> 01:48:19,566
你给过我的伤痕是没有一句死光

2304
01:48:24,566 --> 01:48:25,966
我要下班了

2305
01:48:26,900 --> 01:48:28,366
我要下班了

2306
01:48:29,266 --> 01:48:30,333
拜拜

2307
01:48:30,966 --> 01:48:31,899
拜拜

2308
01:48:38,466 --> 01:48:39,733
千万要射死

2309
01:48:40,200 --> 01:48:44,133
怎么回事他你也跟着起哄啊拜拜