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喂

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喂喂喂

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喂喂喂喂

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喂

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我刚才点翻页的时候妈不小心点到了

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点到了

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结束直播我操

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猪逼吧怎么这么菜呀我操

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这个这个这个不是那个什么

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这个不是那个什么

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对不起对不起猪逼吧我操

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我点翻页

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我想点那个右键右键属性替换

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不小心点到左键了

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左键正好

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鼠标就放在那个停止直播的地方

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然后我就罚我自己下播

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妈有猪逼

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我不知道是谁谢谢谢谢夏布的爱心

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阿力盖的

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你可以大胆的说是我

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没关系的

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我找我本来本来我都有点不太行

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结果我

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我也想给自己笑清醒了

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谢谢下不来随后等你奥利给等

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刷高能把

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装可怜都来了

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我真是误操作大伙误操作误操作

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本来很浪漫的台词变成事故

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确实直播效果就快完全中断了

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气了对不起对不起没有没有

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我我真不是故意搭伙

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我真不是故意我真不小心点到了

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我都不知道咋回事不小心点到了

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对不起对不起

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对不起大伙

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有人在群里说不会播就不要播

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弱智吗

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你打了一个100块的s就为了骂我是吧

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我都看到你在群里艾特我喷我是弱智

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谢谢

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我儒雅随和郑老爷的这个SU阿里盖的

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弱智吗

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你的攻击性既强又弱

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就像幼儿园小学生互相吵架的时候说

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我再也不跟你玩了

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我这辈子最讨厌的就是你

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这种攻击性的

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既强又弱

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攻击不在这个言语的艺术上啊

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而在你心里

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确实是真真正正的为我

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流下了一滴汗了

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变成了一个流汗的儒雅随和郑

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老爷

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咫尺暴杀

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猪脑了这下这下猪脑了

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对不起对不起

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我的人气啊我这

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两眼一黑

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我8万的人气去了哪啊

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咋就剩6,000了

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你还我人气

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哎

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毕竟到了那个时候我会向太阳说

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看这就是我以前最喜欢的月亮啊

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欢迎天地之星台上的迷人小姐

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我读不下去了我就谢谢周老爷的

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哎呀那个等主播读到

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点到结束直播的时候

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像一条被赶出去的狗

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你给我留点尊严吧

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好吧你给我留点尊严行不行

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我们能不能像一只被赶出家门的猫啊

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不要篡改我的物种

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你给我留点尊严吗

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哎呀

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我爹晚上好

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我爹

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8万的人气

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你看嘛

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8万的人气啊

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救啥呀救啥我们没有啥好救的

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这主播猪逼

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自己把自己直播断了还让人救啊

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我自己可以教一下

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等一下等会我开个推广就好

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光推广已开启

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现在我们的人气爬升会更加迅捷哈

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哈哈

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我这辈子第一次看到这么逆天的主播

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是吧

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为什么主播每天都有逆天小操作呢

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我觉得待会就是

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主播的一切都很真啊

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这众所周知

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IP理论里面有一条

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就是你

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没有办法扮演一个完全不是你的形象

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比如说你是一个活泼可爱的人

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你要扮演高冷就每天嗯

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我知道了

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谢谢大家的支持

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但是我不是很会说话

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我每天扮演高冷的话我我扮不成的

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好吧

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这个人是没办法扮演相反的性格

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所以说有没有可能弱智啊

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跟逆天只是主播性格里的一环

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谢谢

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呃剩女的s阿利亚的谢谢铭文剩女非

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常感谢

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有没有一种可能我们才是没有没有

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你就想吧

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今天你的哈士奇明天

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今天挠衣柜明天拆桌子

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但是大后天呢他学会了啊

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有蚊子

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一家的哈士奇今天毛衣柜明天拆桌子

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然后后天他学会了锁门

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有一天他不但关上了门

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还把全家人都锁在了外面

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就是这种感觉

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我把大家锁在外面了

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但是不是你们而是我

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我才是那个哈士奇有蚊子

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我操我两眼一黑

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我决定再预热15分钟

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没有没有没有没有我们

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中断的时间不长啊状态没有丢失好吧

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预热一小时

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哎

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主播这台老电脑一次是要要报废了

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天顶哎呀不要起哄不要起哄

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大伙就不管是谁啊就从天顶啊

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普通健将也好

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大家最好最好不要那个

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起哄这个这个打米的事情啊

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这样我会觉得良心很不安

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最好最好不要这样

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直播事故已经加入了手牌

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我们现在的中断直播会更加亲切啊

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主播的牌实在太少了

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还有75电池足够救驾吗

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你你送给我一朵那个什么

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哎最便宜的是什么来着

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你送给我一个

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爱了爱了吧

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爱了爱了就够了

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同意能不能给主播画个猪鼻我出去

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我不要

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我不要当猪猫我不要当猪咪

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嗯这个是不行的

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他没睡觉

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谢谢你们的爱了爱了爱了一个的

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怎么了真的有蚊子

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我是我是广东人啊待会

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我是我是广东人

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我不是那个什么呀

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其实我是广东人

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是那个

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在某一个城市附近的某一个那个

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区域住啊

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主人锁你

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哈人

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手残忍的坏

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电脑坏人

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我不是不是小男友不是小男友

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什么小男友

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真有蚊子啊

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哎呀我真是我

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我最近总觉得我身上有些地方就

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靠近脚腕的那个地方很痒

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但是挠了又觉得很奇怪不想挠

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因为这样太太有失形象了

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我就只能忍着

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谢谢听风

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这听风还清风我有点看不清

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谢谢白银宝盒饭饭

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感谢阿力哥的

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余额不足

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请主播注意音量

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没有他今天没睡觉

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等他睡觉他会来说的吧

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轻舞飞扬

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不是轻舞飞扬你

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别玩那个那个什么地狱黑

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地狱黑然后那个什么骑士啊

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这个不能玩的啊

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我要我要下手杀人了

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这个山咔啦5级我要下手杀人了

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现在冲24级有救吗

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可以但没必要

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就可以但没必要

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声光哥万一我给你写的那个额外的是

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好想听一次名门剩女现场唱那个

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好想听一次名门剩女现场唱歌

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万一我给你写这种记忆怎么办呢

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你你有考虑过我

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谢谢遛鸟的SC阿里嘎的你是个

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你是个呃

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勾麦克风广东人呐

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我我可以是但我没必要啊

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隔壁办公室有人在线

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你玩你玩

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我去看看

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我没有在办公室

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有救了

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我知道我知道

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因为我开星光推了

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人气加了一万上的快了

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休息了注意音量嗯

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好

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巧巧搓出泥都来了

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哈人

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我身上像有阿福

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家的罗长寿跟蚂蚁在爬

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开心

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嗯这下不能念了

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为什么同时盯着我我不知道怎么念

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主播一下大脑当机了

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谢谢这个法国麦克风的IC啊Aliga的

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为啥显示我今天这么多电池什么

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情况

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只能说简单的才是最有效的

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全体起立为老牌攻击人喝彩

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大家这个花是繁多的招数啊

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像火力少年王里面华而不实

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的花招一样

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被我一一看穿

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结果就是这种最吃底力

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最吃基本功的朴实无华的攻击

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让我沉默了10秒

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只能说落牌攻击的含金量确实是

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你拿着麦在直播间里唱一晚上

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好呀好呀

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没关系有工具人可以这个

239
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谢谢大家好好吃饭的粉玫瑰坊

240
00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:46,766
感谢啊力哥得罪了

241
00:10:46,766 --> 00:10:48,999
对了谢谢主播米言蜜儿

242
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:52,466
荣登现实生活榜虚拟主播榜第十

243
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我们是

244
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十强

245
00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:07,999
刚才的那个小作文

246
00:11:08,700 --> 00:11:09,766
没完事

247
00:11:11,066 --> 00:11:12,866
这是他的后半部分

248
00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:23,999
我只是说有这样的可能

249
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,500
一个猜想不一定对

250
00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:27,533
我没有说我这个猜想一定是对的

251
00:11:27,533 --> 00:11:29,466
也没有说我这个猜想一定是错的

252
00:11:29,533 --> 00:11:30,933
他仅仅只是一个猜想

253
00:11:30,933 --> 00:11:32,866
但我还是想让米燕小姐知道

254
00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:34,266
我的猜想呢

255
00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:36,166
是有没有可能是对的呢

256
00:11:36,166 --> 00:11:38,399
有没有可能我说的就是真的呢

257
00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,166
米燕小姐就是太阳呢

258
00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:43,900
嘿嘿米燕小姐嘿嘿

259
00:11:44,566 --> 00:11:46,199
日不落了happy

260
00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:48,533
我要送你

261
00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:51,099
日不落的想念

262
00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:54,000
心牵着心把未来找

263
00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:56,933
说话好像遛狗啊

264
00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:58,999
你牵着我把备胎走遍了是吧

265
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,933
谢谢梦瑶的泡泡糖跟饱和饭

266
00:12:01,933 --> 00:12:03,399
感谢谢谢香草的爱心

267
00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:04,500
奥利给的

268
00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:06,799
生日愿望是

269
00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:09,400
今年一年可以一直快乐的看直播

270
00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,000
香草生日快乐

271
00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:13,466
哎呀喊太大声了

272
00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:14,899
快了快了

273
00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:18,366
对不起对不起我不想被打电话

274
00:12:18,366 --> 00:12:21,066
我今天我今天我今天收完了

275
00:12:21,066 --> 00:12:23,299
我今天说不要给我打电话

276
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不要给我打电话

277
00:12:28,466 --> 00:12:28,933
所以说

278
00:12:28,933 --> 00:12:31,399
我的盒子也从来没有开出过等价的东

279
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西

280
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香草生日快乐

281
00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:38,266
祝你生日快乐

282
00:12:38,266 --> 00:12:39,166
我怎么觉得

283
00:12:39,166 --> 00:12:40,499
祝你生日

284
00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:44,800
快乐祝你生日快乐

285
00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:48,000
祝你生日快乐

286
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,800
生日快乐香草希望你啊

287
00:12:51,566 --> 00:12:56,166
我我一般助人过生日是说年年有今日

288
00:12:56,333 --> 00:12:58,133
岁岁有今朝

289
00:12:58,733 --> 00:13:02,966
嗯但是但是一想到你的今朝

290
00:13:04,566 --> 00:13:07,899
是半夜在看明天直播我就觉得

291
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:11,100
这个祝福有点不太像祝福

292
00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:13,300
我希望香草在未来的一年里

293
00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:15,166
学业有成

294
00:13:16,666 --> 00:13:17,766
心想事成

295
00:13:17,766 --> 00:13:20,133
然后做什么事技术力都可以拉满

296
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,699
好吧生日快乐

297
00:13:23,733 --> 00:13:26,899
好像这个歌是不是有点太那个什么了

298
00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:29,500
这个歌有点太太太

299
00:13:30,966 --> 00:13:32,566
太纯纯洁了

300
00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:39,933
不是啊就是每天都像今天一样快乐

301
00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:45,500
海底捞那生日快乐叫什么来着

302
00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:59,366
生日快乐祝

303
00:13:59,666 --> 00:14:00,799
你生日

304
00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:01,866
快乐

305
00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:03,800
祝你生日

306
00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:08,900
快

307
00:14:09,866 --> 00:14:10,666
乐

308
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:12,266
你不会祝福

309
00:14:12,266 --> 00:14:13,666
可以唱一首歌

310
00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:28,266
如何评价香草不离我的100生日祝福IC

311
00:14:28,866 --> 00:14:30,133
有没有可能他在我直播间

312
00:14:30,133 --> 00:14:32,933
看直播根本看不到他的虚空IC啊

313
00:14:34,266 --> 00:14:35,199
我替你谢了

314
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:36,066
告诉我什么内容

315
00:14:36,066 --> 00:14:36,766
我替你谢了

316
00:14:36,766 --> 00:14:37,566
好吧

317
00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:40,700
做最甜甜甜的香草小朋友

318
00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:41,866
生日快乐

319
00:14:41,966 --> 00:14:44,266
祝你今年4岁生日快乐

320
00:14:44,266 --> 00:14:45,299
在未来的一年

321
00:14:45,733 --> 00:14:48,166
老师希望你天天开心

322
00:14:48,166 --> 00:14:51,333
身体健康学业有成事业进步升入幼

323
00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:52,366
儿园大班

324
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,066
然后以第一名的好成绩

325
00:14:54,066 --> 00:14:55,699
进入小学的学习

326
00:14:55,933 --> 00:14:57,066
然后同时呢

327
00:14:57,066 --> 00:14:58,466
也希望小葡萄小朋友

328
00:14:58,466 --> 00:14:59,999
在未来的一年里呢

329
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:01,399
拜拜

330
00:15:01,566 --> 00:15:03,766
对所有的快乐

331
00:15:03,866 --> 00:15:09,466
说嗨嗨亲爱的亲爱的生日快乐

332
00:15:12,133 --> 00:15:13,599
谢谢周老二的爱心

333
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:17,400
听幸福的花儿为你盛开

334
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:21,400
听美妙的音乐为你喝彩

335
00:15:21,666 --> 00:15:24,066
亲爱的亲爱的傻

336
00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:31,766
大家现在现在挺多挺多过生日的

337
00:15:31,766 --> 00:15:33,066
我应该给我这个

338
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:36,333
模型加一个捧蛋糕的一个手型啊

339
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,366
然后我自己要过生日

340
00:15:38,366 --> 00:15:39,966
我就自己给自己端个蛋糕

341
00:15:39,966 --> 00:15:41,366
给自己唱生日快乐歌

342
00:15:41,366 --> 00:15:42,599
这样感觉还挺好的

343
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:45,533
虽然说平时可能可能用不上

344
00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:49,666
是还是深情比草都贱

345
00:15:49,666 --> 00:15:52,166
就好像什么初中三年级的那个

346
00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:53,933
闹别扭的女生了

347
00:15:56,933 --> 00:15:58,733
好吵呀皇后

348
00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:01,333
和烦恼说拜拜

349
00:16:01,466 --> 00:16:05,366
对所有的快乐说嗨嗨

350
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:09,666
亲爱的亲爱的生日快乐

351
00:16:09,666 --> 00:16:12,299
每一天都精彩

352
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:17,366
幸福的花儿为你盛开

353
00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:21,400
听美妙的音乐为你喝彩

354
00:16:21,566 --> 00:16:25,699
亲爱的亲爱的生日快乐

355
00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:30,166
祝你幸福永远幸福永远

356
00:16:30,166 --> 00:16:33,599
生日快乐生日快乐

357
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:35,666
主播别忘了猪鼻子表情

358
00:16:35,666 --> 00:16:37,399
这个我是不会做的

359
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,466
我是一个有偶像包袱的人

360
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:40,566
我是不会做这个的

361
00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:42,466
你不要想让我做这个啊

362
00:16:43,933 --> 00:16:46,533
什么香草过生日香草给我打米啊

363
00:16:46,533 --> 00:16:48,166
我草这不行的

364
00:16:48,166 --> 00:16:50,399
下播我也去香草直播间发一下

365
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:51,500
你等着别走

366
00:16:52,066 --> 00:16:54,399
谢谢香草加橙汁的爱心

367
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:59,266
阿力哥的人生有梦已经在2289的大家里

368
00:16:59,466 --> 00:17:00,466
我也爱大家

369
00:17:00,466 --> 00:17:03,366
福的花儿为你盛开

370
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:07,366
听美妙的音乐为你喝彩

371
00:17:07,533 --> 00:17:09,733
亲爱的亲爱的

372
00:17:09,733 --> 00:17:11,699
生日快乐

373
00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:14,400
祝你幸福永远

374
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,866
你的评价是叔叔赢麻了

375
00:17:27,966 --> 00:17:29,866
发点能念的哈尔

376
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:32,966
哈尔的牌子怎么变成蓝色的了

377
00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:36,166
你们搁这给叔叔送钱了

378
00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:38,766
那咋办我只是一只虚拟的生活来

379
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,066
电脑屏幕里猫咪

380
00:17:40,066 --> 00:17:43,199
我也不能直接给大家支付宝打米啊

381
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:45,500
这样就破坏了主播的虚拟感啊

382
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,000
不如在群里发红包

383
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,266
我没有啊

384
00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:51,366
我QQ一分钱都没有

385
00:17:51,366 --> 00:17:53,599
你们上次说群主退群吧

386
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,533
然后把余额发出来的时候

387
00:17:55,666 --> 00:17:57,399
我发出来了11块钱

388
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:59,700
那就是我QQ里面所有的钱了

389
00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:01,100
没有钱了

390
00:18:12,766 --> 00:18:13,366
其实吧

391
00:18:13,366 --> 00:18:16,466
今天本来的直播内容既不是台词汇

392
00:18:16,466 --> 00:18:17,866
也不是念小作文

393
00:18:17,866 --> 00:18:19,866
更不是摆烂更不是事故啊

394
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:22,333
我们今天本来预定的直播内容是

395
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:23,800
玩换他

396
00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:27,300
为此我早上8点的时候考完试

397
00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:28,600
我都没有第一时间打开

398
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,300
我想着等晚上再初见吧

399
00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:31,666
正好让大伙一起看看

400
00:18:31,666 --> 00:18:32,466
但是就

401
00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:34,866
11点多有点忍不住了

402
00:18:34,866 --> 00:18:36,399
我就想进去看一眼

403
00:18:36,466 --> 00:18:37,366
看一眼烟烟吧

404
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,099
结果发现他这个逆天设定啊

405
00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:40,300
进了游戏之后

406
00:18:40,866 --> 00:18:41,533
欲捏脸

407
00:18:41,533 --> 00:18:44,499
不是直接加载的可能他怕前面的一段

408
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,600
什么过场动画穿模之类的

409
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:50,366
你捏个什么双马尾呀披散发呀

410
00:18:50,366 --> 00:18:51,533
那可能就穿模

411
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:52,466
就导致

412
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,766
我就硬着头皮的玩了剧情

413
00:18:55,766 --> 00:18:59,066
然后打了怪升了级抽了卡

414
00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:02,200
玩了大概两个多小时吧

415
00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:06,066
我非常悲伤的告诉大家

416
00:19:06,066 --> 00:19:09,199
以后我想用来摆烂的东西不见了

417
00:19:09,666 --> 00:19:11,499
这东西真不能处

418
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,933
是吗我我是逆天

419
00:19:15,933 --> 00:19:17,899
我才是逆天了

420
00:19:18,166 --> 00:19:18,999
确实

421
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:20,900
燕子放了二维码

422
00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:22,700
明天直播间就被绊没了

423
00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:26,266
好吧玩换塔现在取关现在举办

424
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:28,333
我操原来你是铁血OU

425
00:19:29,566 --> 00:19:31,099
我我还是第一天

426
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:34,533
感觉到郑老爷跟我有如此相似之处啊

427
00:19:34,533 --> 00:19:37,366
这个都是铁血OU是吧

428
00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:40,300
这就是我直播迟到的最后

429
00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:42,466
我本来是想播换他的

430
00:19:42,866 --> 00:19:43,766
但要注意这个

431
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:46,333
本来游戏会就是浪费观众的时间

432
00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:47,966
你不可以这么激进

433
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,600
你怎么跟我学的这么激进呢

434
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,066
但是我整理了一下

435
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:55,266
游戏会有它本身的意义所在的

436
00:19:55,266 --> 00:19:56,333
就像是说什么

437
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,700
游戏会的存在呢

438
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:04,566
就像是你周末跟朋友聚餐之前

439
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,933
周一到周五在公司里吃的盒饭一样

440
00:20:07,933 --> 00:20:09,299
虽然寡淡无味

441
00:20:09,366 --> 00:20:12,499
但是呢他衬托出了你跟朋友聚餐时候

442
00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:16,066
那么多的欢笑然后那么多饭饭的美味

443
00:20:16,066 --> 00:20:16,399
是吧

444
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:19,533
把这段时间凝固成了一段黄金的时间

445
00:20:19,666 --> 00:20:21,266
如果说你周一到周五

446
00:20:21,266 --> 00:20:23,699
没有在公司吃寡淡无味的盒饭

447
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:26,400
而是说周一到周五天天跟朋友聚餐

448
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:26,666
最后

449
00:20:26,666 --> 00:20:29,166
你就会跟这个朋友很快的相看两眼

450
00:20:29,266 --> 00:20:31,533
凭啥我天天跟你吃饭啊

451
00:20:31,566 --> 00:20:34,066
今天烧烤明天火锅我都吃腻歪了

452
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:34,999
你知不知道

453
00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:37,533
就会出现这种情况啊

454
00:20:37,533 --> 00:20:39,533
虽然说游戏回头虽然是摆烂

455
00:20:39,533 --> 00:20:42,366
但摆烂也是人生中不可或缺的一环啊

456
00:20:42,766 --> 00:20:44,533
爷爷能跟我说句晚安吗

457
00:20:44,533 --> 00:20:46,099
晚安一一一一一

458
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,000
一一一

459
00:20:47,733 --> 00:20:48,733
一一一一一

460
00:20:49,366 --> 00:20:50,366
晚安晚安

461
00:20:51,133 --> 00:20:52,466
晚上好九姐

462
00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:56,366
你不能传送就看到真不给信哈

463
00:20:56,566 --> 00:20:57,566
哈哈

464
00:20:57,933 --> 00:20:58,799
实话实说

465
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,066
对是实话实说

466
00:21:00,066 --> 00:21:01,099
哦呦是什么意思

467
00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:02,200
就是就是

468
00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:03,566
呃哦哦

469
00:21:04,533 --> 00:21:06,166
我不能在直播里说那个词

470
00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:08,533
就是原生玩家里面比较

471
00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:10,166
很能处的那一批人啊

472
00:21:10,166 --> 00:21:10,999
就叫欧呦

473
00:21:11,900 --> 00:21:13,600
谁和你自己欧

474
00:21:15,133 --> 00:21:16,099
我不能念

475
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:18,700
干嘛呀沟都不看你游戏会

476
00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:19,766
哎呀别呀

477
00:21:19,933 --> 00:21:22,099
咋谈还没谈明白就抑郁

478
00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:25,333
燃脂游戏你懂不懂什么叫全面发展啊

479
00:21:25,366 --> 00:21:27,566
强如a s弱如敌边

480
00:21:27,566 --> 00:21:29,899
小v大伙都有游戏会的凭什么就

481
00:21:29,900 --> 00:21:31,700
你胭脂特殊啊啊

482
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,566
确实感觉不如厨房模拟器啊

483
00:21:34,566 --> 00:21:35,766
我玩了一个小时之后

484
00:21:35,766 --> 00:21:37,133
评价就是感觉不如

485
00:21:37,533 --> 00:21:38,699
厨房模拟器

486
00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:42,866
剑魔僵硬捏脸系统呃限制颇多

487
00:21:42,900 --> 00:21:44,600
动作索然无味

488
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:47,700
面部表情一点也不生动甚至没有眨眼

489
00:21:48,066 --> 00:21:49,933
底下的内核还是内一套

490
00:21:49,933 --> 00:21:52,466
龙族幻想楚留香的内一套内核

491
00:21:55,133 --> 00:21:56,366
不要太过分了

492
00:21:56,366 --> 00:21:57,166
开心

493
00:21:58,333 --> 00:22:00,866
为什么不能天天换着朋友聚餐呢

494
00:22:00,866 --> 00:22:02,599
因为没有这么多朋友同龄

495
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,400
我们也没有这么多观众啊

496
00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:06,599
主播只有一个

497
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:07,800
你要天天去谁的

498
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,400
哪个女人的直播间聚餐

499
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:10,733
那你告诉我

500
00:22:11,266 --> 00:22:13,966
你告诉我你要去哪个女人直播间聚餐

501
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:16,566
确实是哎

502
00:22:16,566 --> 00:22:19,266
谢谢谢谢布达谢谢阿力哥的

503
00:22:19,566 --> 00:22:22,899
有没有可能点到结束直播的主播

504
00:22:22,900 --> 00:22:25,866
打游戏群友集体ICU呢

505
00:22:27,900 --> 00:22:29,100
不会吧

506
00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:31,766
我我有点没太懂下不可以解释一下吗

507
00:22:31,766 --> 00:22:34,799
应该不会吧谢谢下不来自压力盖的

508
00:22:35,266 --> 00:22:36,899
换塔衣服欣赏不来

509
00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:37,866
错误的错误的

510
00:22:37,866 --> 00:22:40,333
你看那个月卡送的衣服只能说

511
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:41,600
呃有一种

512
00:22:43,566 --> 00:22:45,133
风情的美感啊

513
00:22:45,133 --> 00:22:47,366
全游戏最好看的一套衣服呢

514
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:50,133
就好看的衣服他都在地区收集度里面

515
00:22:50,133 --> 00:22:52,299
他这个地区收集度比原神还要逆天

516
00:22:52,300 --> 00:22:53,100
你知道吧

517
00:22:53,966 --> 00:22:57,133
他这个收集度就包括什么

518
00:22:57,133 --> 00:22:57,733
就

519
00:22:57,733 --> 00:23:00,166
比如说你在路边的一株野草你没采

520
00:23:00,166 --> 00:23:01,366
都会影响你的收集度

521
00:23:01,366 --> 00:23:04,699
你在那个路边随手路过的一个矿没挖

522
00:23:04,766 --> 00:23:05,799
都会影响你的收集度

523
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:07,333
因为里面有他那个抽卡刀

524
00:23:07,333 --> 00:23:08,666
就叫黑河的那个东西

525
00:23:08,666 --> 00:23:10,199
所有的蒲公英都要打掉

526
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,666
因为每一个蒲公英都是5点收集度

527
00:23:12,666 --> 00:23:15,066
你要那个地区的特别好看的衣服

528
00:23:15,066 --> 00:23:16,966
你就得疯狂的干

529
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:20,366
或者是直接68啊128拿下月卡

530
00:23:20,366 --> 00:23:22,399
然后选择做风情兔女郎

531
00:23:24,766 --> 00:23:26,399
你有谁早给你充没了

532
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,333
开心全面发展

533
00:23:28,333 --> 00:23:29,266
你也差不多的

534
00:23:29,266 --> 00:23:31,499
因为我的特殊我才俩月不到百串

535
00:23:31,700 --> 00:23:33,133
我开玩笑的哈哈

536
00:23:33,133 --> 00:23:33,933
黑暗

537
00:23:34,933 --> 00:23:36,499
你就不是走老路子的人

538
00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:38,500
烟神你是逆天之人是吗

539
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:39,200
天地之心

540
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,500
我哪辱逆你了

541
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,466
我对我爹可是很孝顺呢

542
00:23:42,866 --> 00:23:46,766
可不能按LT加M4清理内存提高模型

543
00:23:46,766 --> 00:23:47,566
真实

544
00:23:47,733 --> 00:23:48,899
哈哈哈

545
00:23:49,133 --> 00:23:50,666
我不去女人的直播间

546
00:23:50,666 --> 00:23:52,199
我只去那个男人的直播间

547
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:52,800
开心

548
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:55,666
然后t j s可以优化开心换塔是网友

549
00:23:55,666 --> 00:23:56,899
是个锤子网友啊

550
00:23:56,900 --> 00:23:58,700
和OP不是一个类型的游戏

551
00:23:58,900 --> 00:24:00,666
我知道只是播一下想

552
00:24:00,666 --> 00:24:03,066
本来是想播一下那个剧情出现

553
00:24:03,066 --> 00:24:05,366
结果发现剧情做的像一一坨

554
00:24:06,566 --> 00:24:08,499
然后就自己偷偷的玩了

555
00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:12,533
对刷刷刷的网游很很特别的干

556
00:24:12,733 --> 00:24:14,466
特别特别的干

557
00:24:14,466 --> 00:24:16,199
就相当于你在原神里面玩

558
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,333
你路过白铁矿你都要打掉

559
00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:21,499
否则来说你的地图那个收集度就不高

560
00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:23,600
然后你路过的那个蒲公英啊

561
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:24,733
什么自然材料

562
00:24:24,766 --> 00:24:26,933
到底是谁想到的

563
00:24:26,933 --> 00:24:27,733
把

564
00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:30,866
抽卡道具跟地区探索度挂钩

565
00:24:30,866 --> 00:24:33,966
在每一个角落都可能有的植物里面的

566
00:24:35,300 --> 00:24:37,133
不如玩甜蜜

567
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,300
这什么漂亮衣服随心换

568
00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:42,100
玩了下午的就是用服务器卡boss

569
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,900
对我看他们世界公平

570
00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:45,800
都在说插插线

571
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,933
来个人我们一起打打花

572
00:24:48,933 --> 00:24:50,399
打什么龙虾

573
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:51,466
我有点没记住

574
00:24:51,466 --> 00:24:53,166
反正就是很逆天你知道吧

575
00:24:53,166 --> 00:24:54,299
就是很逆天

576
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,700
今天充24有机会拿到出师表

577
00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:02,866
出师表不行出师表不行就很短的

578
00:25:02,866 --> 00:25:04,133
待会待会

579
00:25:06,100 --> 00:25:08,666
我本来还给天顶之星写了一句话

580
00:25:08,666 --> 00:25:10,199
我写了一个呃

581
00:25:10,666 --> 00:25:12,599
就就试验品嘛

582
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,466
写了一句话写了一个哎

583
00:25:15,333 --> 00:25:16,299
哎写了个啥

584
00:25:16,300 --> 00:25:18,000
我忘了写了个啥待会等我看

585
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:18,766
看我写了个啥

586
00:25:18,766 --> 00:25:21,999
我写了个感谢一路支持相伴

587
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,900
燕燕有你了不起

588
00:25:23,900 --> 00:25:25,166
这就写不下了

589
00:25:27,533 --> 00:25:31,133
因为签了名之后主播的猪逼排版啊

590
00:25:31,133 --> 00:25:32,799
本来预计是那个什么的

591
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:36,066
然后就写了这两句话就写不下了

592
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:41,100
写了一个i

593
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:43,300
写了个IC还行

594
00:25:43,300 --> 00:25:45,300
24的截止日期是几号

595
00:25:45,300 --> 00:25:46,666
到20号吧

596
00:25:46,866 --> 00:25:48,199
到20号大概

597
00:25:49,733 --> 00:25:50,966
主播抢烟人

598
00:25:51,900 --> 00:25:54,766
我不想浪费烟人的生命所以我没播呀

599
00:25:54,766 --> 00:25:57,366
所以我今天还是掏个麦就上播了

600
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:00,100
好吧虽然很想给大家看看我

601
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,100
漂亮又可爱的女儿啊

602
00:26:04,300 --> 00:26:06,466
地图做的挺鲜的不如玩呀

603
00:26:06,466 --> 00:26:08,599
我觉得他其实挺有野心的

604
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,966
因为你看他他相当于什么

605
00:26:10,966 --> 00:26:13,366
相当于一开国就出了一个

606
00:26:14,533 --> 00:26:15,999
5个半国家

607
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,466
如果说按照他那个做法来说

608
00:26:18,466 --> 00:26:19,866
应该算5个半国家

609
00:26:19,866 --> 00:26:22,666
这个地图实话实说不算体积小

610
00:26:22,666 --> 00:26:25,499
但是怎么就能做的这么这么

611
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:27,933
我宁愿他开服只有新岛

612
00:26:27,933 --> 00:26:29,699
跟后面两个初始的地图

613
00:26:29,700 --> 00:26:30,866
然后他写一个

614
00:26:31,266 --> 00:26:33,166
更新啊但也不要像原始那么办

615
00:26:33,166 --> 00:26:34,199
两个月更新一次

616
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,566
这样我可能会觉得哎挺好挺好

617
00:26:37,333 --> 00:26:38,733
对经典弹幕跳着念

618
00:26:38,733 --> 00:26:41,099
因为我的两个弹幕机是并行的

619
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:42,766
我会偶尔扫一眼我

620
00:26:43,066 --> 00:26:46,199
我这个角色模型边上的这个弹幕啊

621
00:26:46,366 --> 00:26:48,666
然后他就会出现跳着念的情况

622
00:26:48,666 --> 00:26:53,099
然后我还是会在这个后面去跳回去的

623
00:27:00,333 --> 00:27:01,866
天顶是实验品

624
00:27:01,866 --> 00:27:02,533
那没有啊

625
00:27:02,533 --> 00:27:04,799
我不是跟大家说我从上往下写吗

626
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,666
那最上面就是天顶之星啊

627
00:27:06,666 --> 00:27:09,899
然后天顶之星这四个字我写了6遍

628
00:27:12,766 --> 00:27:14,933
上届了能收到琵琶行吗

629
00:27:14,933 --> 00:27:16,599
你们也太高估主播了吧

630
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:18,100
真不行嘿呀

631
00:27:18,766 --> 00:27:21,066
主播可以抄一份孔雀东南飞吗

632
00:27:21,066 --> 00:27:23,799
真不行大伙理性消费啊理性消费啊

633
00:27:24,066 --> 00:27:26,299
这个女人只能你刷到24我上提督

634
00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:27,466
说到将进去

635
00:27:27,566 --> 00:27:29,866
你上提督的话我可能真得考虑一下

636
00:27:29,900 --> 00:27:31,766
你想播你有这个念头

637
00:27:31,766 --> 00:27:33,533
你对耶耶人不忠

638
00:27:41,066 --> 00:27:43,466
无敌那个郑什么何老姨啊

639
00:27:43,466 --> 00:27:45,466
我记得好像今天有人

640
00:27:45,566 --> 00:27:47,133
这个晚上

641
00:27:47,266 --> 00:27:50,266
10:53左右

642
00:27:50,300 --> 00:27:53,133
在燕燕单推人里面说了一句话

643
00:27:53,133 --> 00:27:57,066
叫做主播能稍微晚点上播吗

644
00:27:57,066 --> 00:28:00,366
我想看我的单推跳舞

645
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,866
哎好像是吴什么迪啊郑和老爷

646
00:28:03,866 --> 00:28:05,766
有点没太大的印象了

647
00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:08,466
他PC端因为没版号

648
00:28:08,466 --> 00:28:10,699
网易那些PC端也都被收回了

649
00:28:10,700 --> 00:28:13,400
因为他们是狼狗只申请手游版号

650
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,166
他们不申请电脑版号的

651
00:28:15,166 --> 00:28:16,399
所以说那个那个

652
00:28:16,733 --> 00:28:17,533
那个什么

653
00:28:17,566 --> 00:28:19,933
他那个模拟器其实就是PC端

654
00:28:19,933 --> 00:28:21,399
但是没有做通用

655
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:24,000
就说还是手游那一套操作东西

656
00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:25,766
很恶心的

657
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,700
实力配不上野心可还行还真是

658
00:28:39,966 --> 00:28:42,533
小孩子都来了别老惦记嗯

659
00:28:42,733 --> 00:28:43,533
嗯

660
00:28:43,966 --> 00:28:44,766
嗯

661
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:46,866
谢谢小孩子

662
00:28:46,866 --> 00:28:49,299
9527的见长奥利给的

663
00:28:50,533 --> 00:28:52,733
这个女人值得你刷到24级吗

664
00:28:52,733 --> 00:28:53,533
那

665
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,600
卧槽儿是吧蹦不住了

666
00:28:56,966 --> 00:28:58,333
陌生人是爹

667
00:28:58,366 --> 00:29:00,733
熟人就开始卧槽儿是吧

668
00:29:02,700 --> 00:29:03,733
卡子上传了

669
00:29:03,733 --> 00:29:05,866
卧槽爹都停密了10秒

670
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:08,766
我想在换塔捏主播的设计

671
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:11,000
主播大家要是玩换塔的人很多

672
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:11,733
可以把主播

673
00:29:11,733 --> 00:29:13,133
可以把主播的那个脸

674
00:29:13,133 --> 00:29:14,466
自己捏的那个型号

675
00:29:14,466 --> 00:29:16,666
放到放到换塔里面

676
00:29:16,666 --> 00:29:18,799
不是放到那个动态里

677
00:29:18,866 --> 00:29:19,733
我捏了一个的

678
00:29:19,733 --> 00:29:22,499
就是按照我的这个这个形象捏的

679
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:25,266
谢谢挖机的舰长

680
00:29:25,266 --> 00:29:26,333
卧槽爹

681
00:29:27,300 --> 00:29:29,466
别老惦记你的逼游戏别发散了

682
00:29:29,466 --> 00:29:31,133
那不对啊那我们是咋谈呢

683
00:29:31,133 --> 00:29:32,966
我今天干了点啥我得跟你汇报

684
00:29:32,966 --> 00:29:33,899
完了是吧

685
00:29:39,066 --> 00:29:39,866
呜呜

686
00:29:40,133 --> 00:29:42,299
别哭了干嘛呀

687
00:29:42,300 --> 00:29:43,100
嘿呀

688
00:29:43,866 --> 00:29:44,866
天天理你

689
00:29:44,866 --> 00:29:45,999
知知心心

690
00:29:46,966 --> 00:29:48,299
怎么了天天

691
00:29:49,100 --> 00:29:51,700
你是儒雅随和版本的我

692
00:29:51,700 --> 00:29:53,466
我可以给你写无敌郑老爷吗

693
00:29:53,466 --> 00:29:55,666
因为我写了一张儒雅随和郑老爷

694
00:29:55,666 --> 00:29:57,066
发现写的好丑

695
00:29:57,533 --> 00:29:58,066
我觉得

696
00:29:58,066 --> 00:30:00,933
写无敌郑老爷可能写出来好看一点

697
00:30:05,866 --> 00:30:07,066
碰不住了

698
00:30:07,900 --> 00:30:09,133
也不知道接什么

699
00:30:09,133 --> 00:30:10,133
武神已到

700
00:30:10,133 --> 00:30:11,199
爷爷来了

701
00:30:12,300 --> 00:30:13,600
欢迎你娘娘

702
00:30:14,333 --> 00:30:16,066
12点之后变爷了是吧

703
00:30:16,066 --> 00:30:18,499
谢谢谢谢霞哥的见长发发

704
00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:19,900
感谢无敌小辅导

705
00:30:21,166 --> 00:30:22,666
你真要写无敌小辅导

706
00:30:22,666 --> 00:30:23,899
我可以给你写俩呀

707
00:30:23,900 --> 00:30:24,800
我给你写俩

708
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,000
写俩签名也行

709
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:29,333
鸟鸟的第一人格被妩媚夺走了

710
00:30:29,333 --> 00:30:31,099
现在我我才是妩媚

711
00:30:31,100 --> 00:30:32,333
笔画多了

712
00:30:32,733 --> 00:30:34,666
主播把握之作

713
00:30:34,933 --> 00:30:37,733
确实笔画太多主主播真把握不住

714
00:30:37,733 --> 00:30:40,499
我已经决定把鸟鸟的名字写成鸟鸟了

715
00:30:40,666 --> 00:30:43,599
谢谢小孩子9527的s r d GA的

716
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:47,300
没事的各位喊爹的我心里都听见了

717
00:30:49,466 --> 00:30:52,466
有些时候幻听总在过度劳累之后

718
00:30:52,466 --> 00:30:53,899
啊幻听呢

719
00:30:53,900 --> 00:30:56,466
建议去这个烟烟

720
00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:00,300
烟烟的那个耳耳鼻喉科看一下

721
00:31:00,333 --> 00:31:03,133
小葡萄呕吐这个你可以写出来吗

722
00:31:03,133 --> 00:31:04,766
我都给你写了4个版本了

723
00:31:04,766 --> 00:31:05,799
你还要我再写一份

724
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:08,300
小葡萄呕吐你怎么不早说呀

725
00:31:09,700 --> 00:31:11,733
那你怎么不早说啊

726
00:31:14,666 --> 00:31:16,733
呕吐我需要表情包这样的

727
00:31:16,733 --> 00:31:19,766
行可以我接在你这个这个原ID

728
00:31:19,766 --> 00:31:20,466
我挑一张

729
00:31:20,466 --> 00:31:23,599
接在你这个原ID后面画一个呕吐得了

730
00:31:23,966 --> 00:31:24,966
小葡萄就没了

731
00:31:24,966 --> 00:31:25,866
小柠檬

732
00:31:26,700 --> 00:31:28,700
不是主要是这个笔太粗了

733
00:31:28,700 --> 00:31:30,466
待会我我我拍一下

734
00:31:30,466 --> 00:31:31,966
我写出来字大家都知道

735
00:31:31,966 --> 00:31:34,933
我卡个24级从此主播收不到我的米了

736
00:31:34,933 --> 00:31:36,166
挺好的挺好

737
00:31:36,300 --> 00:31:38,000
支持正确24级啊

738
00:31:38,733 --> 00:31:40,733
你呀我在你直播的时候看路播

739
00:31:40,733 --> 00:31:42,266
就是你否定了今天的我

740
00:31:42,266 --> 00:31:43,399
去承认过去的我

741
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:44,166
这就是矛盾

742
00:31:44,166 --> 00:31:45,333
哪里相信了

743
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,666
对啊吃顿好的吧

744
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,166
之前你没想到

745
00:31:49,866 --> 00:31:51,533
对自己好一点啊咽炎人

746
00:31:51,533 --> 00:31:53,799
们正确的正确这都是能咽的

747
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,900
大家只不过恶心一下自己

748
00:31:55,900 --> 00:31:57,366
都来欢迎小喵超可爱

749
00:31:57,366 --> 00:31:58,199
晚上好

750
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:01,933
猪鼻主播不值得我是猫猫猫娘

751
00:32:01,933 --> 00:32:02,733
主播

752
00:32:03,533 --> 00:32:05,699
这话说的有点有点

753
00:32:06,566 --> 00:32:07,499
怀疑了

754
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:12,266
昨天看切片

755
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:13,933
刷到了一个主播

756
00:32:13,933 --> 00:32:17,133
说每天在私信里面都有

757
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:19,766
接近100多200多个

758
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,966
粉丝啊然后大部分都是女粉

759
00:32:22,966 --> 00:32:23,766
他是个男迷

760
00:32:23,766 --> 00:32:25,066
大部分都是女粉说

761
00:32:26,066 --> 00:32:27,866
我真的好喜欢你啊

762
00:32:27,866 --> 00:32:29,266
我为什么这么喜欢你

763
00:32:29,266 --> 00:32:31,966
怎么这么可爱你好像我的呃

764
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:37,300
哥哥呃那个不能念的

765
00:32:37,466 --> 00:32:41,899
不能念的宝贝儿子妈妈爱你之类的

766
00:32:41,900 --> 00:32:44,733
就他他说经常能收到这些东西

767
00:32:44,733 --> 00:32:46,599
但是呢他他能怎么回复

768
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:47,666
他就只能回

769
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:51,966
回一个黄豆笑脸回回一个鼻叶的表情

770
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,166
他就说他只能这么回

771
00:32:55,166 --> 00:32:56,933
因为我真的被麻了

772
00:32:56,933 --> 00:32:58,566
待会我真的真的真的

773
00:32:58,566 --> 00:33:00,866
他就说真的会有人收到这些东西

774
00:33:00,866 --> 00:33:02,099
知道该怎么回吗

775
00:33:02,100 --> 00:33:03,533
反正我是不知道怎么回

776
00:33:03,533 --> 00:33:06,966
我只能说哈哈哈哈谢谢谢谢

777
00:33:07,066 --> 00:33:09,333
哈哈谢谢

778
00:33:09,666 --> 00:33:12,666
上了呃呃呃上月了哈哈

779
00:33:12,733 --> 00:33:13,533
哈

780
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,766
主播可以具体教一下矛盾的爱相信吗

781
00:33:16,766 --> 00:33:18,399
我不行我不行

782
00:33:19,466 --> 00:33:20,766
我相见只有二次

783
00:33:20,766 --> 00:33:22,699
不用刷爱心宝贝可爱心

784
00:33:23,933 --> 00:33:25,533
每天任务发并私信

785
00:33:25,533 --> 00:33:27,733
没有这不是主播给发的主播就

786
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:29,266
想了一下

787
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,366
主播被这个切片逗乐了

788
00:33:32,366 --> 00:33:34,499
开始反思下自己都收到了些什么

789
00:33:34,500 --> 00:33:35,800
现在跟大伙汇报一下

790
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:39,133
主播从开播到今天收到过的私信啊

791
00:33:39,866 --> 00:33:42,166
就排出一些日常的问候

792
00:33:42,166 --> 00:33:43,499
什么烟烟早上好啊

793
00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:47,166
晚上好我会给你说你好啊啊

794
00:33:47,166 --> 00:33:48,799
排出一些日常的问候啊

795
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:50,200
还有大尾巴雨刮器

796
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:51,700
猫猫好喜欢你啊

797
00:33:51,700 --> 00:33:53,900
初见单推发一个表情表示问候

798
00:33:53,900 --> 00:33:55,766
然后关注了单推了这种

799
00:33:55,933 --> 00:33:56,899
这种某某人的

800
00:33:56,900 --> 00:33:57,600
私信之外

801
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:00,666
然后再除了一些你好小伙伴

802
00:34:00,733 --> 00:34:02,466
那个四五公号啊不对

803
00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:03,700
你好小伙伴我

804
00:34:03,700 --> 00:34:06,100
我觉得你的这个直播能力很

805
00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:09,500
很强然后我特此邀请你加入我们

806
00:34:09,533 --> 00:34:11,799
b站BB重点培养公会啊

807
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,300
然后每个月给你开若干元的这个底薪

808
00:34:14,300 --> 00:34:16,400
其实最后都是空投支票骗进去

809
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:17,100
他们说了算

810
00:34:17,100 --> 00:34:18,666
除了这两种之外呢

811
00:34:18,733 --> 00:34:20,799
还有什么样的跟大家分享一下

812
00:34:22,466 --> 00:34:23,666
主播是好人

813
00:34:23,666 --> 00:34:26,566
主播是纯纯的好人嗯哼

814
00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:30,666
早安燕燕讲早安

815
00:34:31,300 --> 00:34:34,300
晚安燕子晚安我爱燕子

816
00:34:34,566 --> 00:34:35,733
你好快呀

817
00:34:36,933 --> 00:34:38,333
要的有我的私信

818
00:34:38,333 --> 00:34:39,799
主播好几天没有切片了

819
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:41,300
我切完了但是没发

820
00:34:41,300 --> 00:34:43,500
因为因为最近比较忙

821
00:34:43,500 --> 00:34:45,466
然后标题起不出来

822
00:34:45,466 --> 00:34:48,499
大伙一个好的标题真的太重要了

823
00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:49,966
我起不出来标题

824
00:34:53,966 --> 00:34:55,399
出来标题五念10

825
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,866
好吧我就跟自己硬杠着

826
00:34:57,933 --> 00:35:00,399
一定要在20字以内弄出来一个

827
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,100
我我就想弄一个像

828
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,666
你带那个女人下播了之后能

829
00:35:05,866 --> 00:35:07,366
那个可不可以来看我这种

830
00:35:07,366 --> 00:35:08,499
这种经典的标题

831
00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:10,466
但是写出来都不尽人意啊

832
00:35:10,466 --> 00:35:11,933
这种灵感总是在

833
00:35:13,166 --> 00:35:17,966
总是在猫猫买猫砂的时候出现

834
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,200
我前世发过你记得我发的什么吗

835
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:22,500
你给我发了一个滚

836
00:35:22,866 --> 00:35:23,566
我记得呢

837
00:35:23,566 --> 00:35:26,199
你给我上箭的时候然后一下提示我

838
00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:28,466
你可能有被拦截的骚扰私信

839
00:35:28,466 --> 00:35:30,099
可能内容还有攻击性

840
00:35:30,100 --> 00:35:31,100
然后我点进去一看

841
00:35:31,100 --> 00:35:33,600
发现是天女星的小号给我发了一个滚

842
00:35:36,266 --> 00:35:37,999
当然有会逞不难

843
00:35:38,666 --> 00:35:40,399
你在这举手车我是吧

844
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,533
当当然有人给我发封信啊

845
00:35:42,666 --> 00:35:43,999
今天没有棉花糖了

846
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,933
没有今天是正常加餐会啊

847
00:35:45,933 --> 00:35:48,566
棉花糖的话以后就不是

848
00:35:48,566 --> 00:35:50,566
就因为大家总是反馈吗

849
00:35:50,566 --> 00:35:52,066
总是车我我就想

850
00:35:53,266 --> 00:35:55,066
弄专门的回开棉花

851
00:35:55,066 --> 00:35:55,866
糖

852
00:35:56,300 --> 00:35:57,966
为什么不求求万能烟烟人呢

853
00:35:57,966 --> 00:35:59,333
因为烟烟人们在群里面

854
00:35:59,333 --> 00:36:00,866
群现在先看过了

855
00:36:00,900 --> 00:36:03,500
然后他们就不会不会进来

856
00:36:04,300 --> 00:36:06,800
给我三连了我都知道你们这群坏人

857
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:08,200
我在群里面说过的话题

858
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:10,266
在直播里面再再重新说

859
00:36:10,266 --> 00:36:11,766
然后大伙弹幕就白了

860
00:36:11,766 --> 00:36:13,599
就就开始停了就不说了

861
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:15,666
就啊主播你怎么又吵这个

862
00:36:16,966 --> 00:36:18,599
怎么天天水情也变

863
00:36:18,733 --> 00:36:21,899
果然OP不想和嫣然都自己人都来了

864
00:36:23,533 --> 00:36:25,966
单腿女人下播的标题是我起的

865
00:36:25,966 --> 00:36:29,366
那是我写的我写的让你选的

866
00:36:31,100 --> 00:36:31,900
我的台词

867
00:36:31,900 --> 00:36:34,566
台词汇到后面后面多啊

868
00:36:35,266 --> 00:36:37,199
今天棉花糖读了两个

869
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,666
对只读了两个我给大家念一下

870
00:36:39,866 --> 00:36:41,399
就大概想了一下

871
00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:44,500
首先是印象最深刻的

872
00:36:45,300 --> 00:36:46,400
就是那个

873
00:36:47,466 --> 00:36:51,499
呃发了一个新语言大佬的必斗表情

874
00:36:51,666 --> 00:36:54,399
行业万分了可以取关了

875
00:36:54,933 --> 00:36:56,766
这我好像在直播里面跟大家说过

876
00:36:56,766 --> 00:36:57,799
我说的这个真的是

877
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:00,166
整个人都是五味杂陈的一个状态

878
00:37:01,866 --> 00:37:04,466
就前段时间收到这个哎呀万粉了

879
00:37:04,466 --> 00:37:05,466
可以取关了

880
00:37:05,466 --> 00:37:09,299
我在想我很需要你啊但是但是

881
00:37:09,900 --> 00:37:11,300
你取关就取关吧

882
00:37:11,300 --> 00:37:13,533
我知道的主播每天都会看数据的

883
00:37:13,533 --> 00:37:15,333
基本每天都有几十个人取关我

884
00:37:15,333 --> 00:37:17,333
然后每天有几百个人关注我

885
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:21,533
但你不要告诉我呀怎么有人

886
00:37:21,533 --> 00:37:23,733
我只见过有人关注的求夸夸

887
00:37:23,733 --> 00:37:24,399
没见过有人

888
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,600
取关了还要发给主播让主播

889
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:28,300
这是什么意思呢

890
00:37:28,300 --> 00:37:29,166
主播有活吗

891
00:37:29,166 --> 00:37:30,133
没活下播吧

892
00:37:30,133 --> 00:37:31,166
想打游戏了

893
00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:31,933
你可以打呀

894
00:37:31,933 --> 00:37:32,966
你可以听呗

895
00:37:36,766 --> 00:37:38,399
挺高兴很好奇

896
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:41,066
为什么把尾巴的设计幅度弄得这么大

897
00:37:41,066 --> 00:37:42,466
因为我喜欢呢

898
00:37:43,066 --> 00:37:44,366
因为我喜欢猫

899
00:37:44,366 --> 00:37:46,533
猫的尾巴就应该是自由自在

900
00:37:46,533 --> 00:37:47,966
又到处摇摇的

901
00:37:48,533 --> 00:37:50,066
差不多的哈哈哈

902
00:37:50,900 --> 00:37:51,866
听从你的安排

903
00:37:51,866 --> 00:37:52,999
我要去玩换塔了

904
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:53,766
我草不耶

905
00:37:53,766 --> 00:37:56,333
不好玩没有艳艳好玩

906
00:37:59,666 --> 00:38:01,566
然后就是很久之前说的

907
00:38:01,566 --> 00:38:03,766
主播的声音是变声器吗

908
00:38:04,100 --> 00:38:07,866
有人问我主播的声音是变声器呢

909
00:38:07,866 --> 00:38:09,399
还是加静音呢

910
00:38:11,166 --> 00:38:14,466
这个问题也也也挺好的呀

911
00:38:14,666 --> 00:38:17,499
还有前天的时候我们不是

912
00:38:17,700 --> 00:38:20,700
万粉纪念会的时候是不是万粉纪念会

913
00:38:20,700 --> 00:38:22,300
反正就是纪念会的时候

914
00:38:22,533 --> 00:38:23,199
抽奖

915
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:26,400
不是抽了两个月直播的8块8红包吗

916
00:38:26,766 --> 00:38:29,399
我看他们一直都不给我发那个

917
00:38:29,533 --> 00:38:30,699
收款的地址

918
00:38:30,700 --> 00:38:33,466
然后我就主动出击我给他们发

919
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:36,933
麻烦私信我一下可以收款的地址

920
00:38:36,933 --> 00:38:39,799
然后有一个人哎呀好呀谢谢妍妍

921
00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:40,966
有一个人说

922
00:38:41,900 --> 00:38:44,266
猫猫你是不是认错人了

923
00:38:44,766 --> 00:38:46,599
你发错人了吧

924
00:38:49,366 --> 00:38:50,533
什么冷知识

925
00:38:51,766 --> 00:38:54,699
郑老爷今天播了三个小时一条大木鹊

926
00:38:55,133 --> 00:38:57,666
郑老爷里面小鱼起步太慢了

927
00:38:57,666 --> 00:38:59,499
我这就去手摇独轮车

928
00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:01,533
高强度跟郑老爷互动一秒

929
00:39:01,533 --> 00:39:02,566
一秒10喷

930
00:39:04,566 --> 00:39:05,799
不可以取关啊

931
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:06,600
好吧

932
00:39:07,266 --> 00:39:09,899
就提了地道意识模糊了

933
00:39:09,966 --> 00:39:12,499
对啊但是还挺好的

934
00:39:12,500 --> 00:39:14,500
我发现b站好像改算法了

935
00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:15,666
他跟以前不一样了

936
00:39:15,666 --> 00:39:17,933
你知道吧以前我抽奖全是机器人

937
00:39:17,933 --> 00:39:19,966
现在就算是这种预约抽奖

938
00:39:20,066 --> 00:39:22,599
大概率也会抽到关注你的真粉

939
00:39:28,666 --> 00:39:31,366
还有就是有两个比较

940
00:39:31,900 --> 00:39:34,066
特殊的事情啊想跟大家说

941
00:39:34,066 --> 00:39:37,733
一个是之前经常被人推销

942
00:39:37,966 --> 00:39:41,066
什么主播需不需要周边代作

943
00:39:41,500 --> 00:39:44,600
需不需要那个视频封面带编

944
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:45,566
视频剪辑

945
00:39:45,566 --> 00:39:47,299
VIP周篇制作对接

946
00:39:47,300 --> 00:39:49,366
联系厂家等等相关的帮助

947
00:39:49,466 --> 00:39:52,699
就这种广告可能是专门给小微发的吧

948
00:39:52,700 --> 00:39:54,100
我之前收到过几个

949
00:39:54,166 --> 00:39:55,666
然后其中有一天

950
00:39:55,666 --> 00:39:58,899
一个发广告的人给我发了一条

951
00:39:59,866 --> 00:40:02,399
燕燕你怎么还不开播啊

952
00:40:02,700 --> 00:40:04,600
没有你的直播看

953
00:40:05,733 --> 00:40:08,299
我要死了我要死了

954
00:40:09,966 --> 00:40:10,899
我当时

955
00:40:11,900 --> 00:40:12,300
哎

956
00:40:12,300 --> 00:40:14,666
我刚刚说到这个我还觉得哎挺正常的

957
00:40:14,666 --> 00:40:16,499
我一看他以前给我发过什么

958
00:40:16,500 --> 00:40:17,366
我整个人都

959
00:40:19,133 --> 00:40:19,566
然后我就

960
00:40:19,566 --> 00:40:20,266
啊

961
00:40:20,266 --> 00:40:21,066
啊

962
00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:24,866
啊谢谢你的关心啊溜溜吧

963
00:40:25,466 --> 00:40:26,399
你要走了吗

964
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:27,366
周老爷晚安

965
00:40:27,366 --> 00:40:29,099
晚安海姆

966
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:33,600
为啥我从来没中过任何抽奖

967
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:37,133
我过一段也会在直播间再抽奖的

968
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:39,000
呜呜

969
00:40:39,133 --> 00:40:40,366
什么情况

970
00:40:42,300 --> 00:40:43,766
对啊你不是广告吗

971
00:40:43,766 --> 00:40:45,299
我都以为真的是广告

972
00:40:45,300 --> 00:40:47,500
还有人还有人那个什么

973
00:40:48,133 --> 00:40:49,366
主播运营

974
00:40:49,533 --> 00:40:52,399
先跟我说你有没有想法要加入公会

975
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:55,333
后面又说你的直播真的太好看了

976
00:40:55,700 --> 00:40:57,400
你今天什么时候开播

977
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,900
我都怀疑这些人的专业程度啊

978
00:41:03,133 --> 00:41:06,266
厂家确实厂家已经入脑了

979
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:08,366
就大家好奇的话

980
00:41:08,366 --> 00:41:09,166
哪天我可以把

981
00:41:09,166 --> 00:41:11,366
这个记录放出来给大家看看

982
00:41:12,566 --> 00:41:15,266
然后我给他发啊谢谢你的喜欢

983
00:41:15,266 --> 00:41:17,199
他说不客气不客气

984
00:41:17,500 --> 00:41:20,200
我说你不是来打广告的吗

985
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:21,000
他说

986
00:41:22,066 --> 00:41:24,466
谁说打广告的人就没有个人的生活

987
00:41:24,466 --> 00:41:26,799
谁说打广告的人就不能喜欢你

988
00:41:27,166 --> 00:41:27,866
爷爷

989
00:41:27,866 --> 00:41:30,566
我真的好喜欢你反正就大概这个意思

990
00:41:31,333 --> 00:41:33,399
谢谢无敌挣来的爱心啊

991
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:36,166
力哥的主播可以不要自作多情吗

992
00:41:36,166 --> 00:41:38,333
溜溜宝不是对你说的

993
00:41:38,333 --> 00:41:39,133
呵呵

994
00:41:39,166 --> 00:41:42,066
我知道啊我知道宝肯定不是叫我的

995
00:41:42,066 --> 00:41:44,099
因为我们双向奔赴啊

996
00:41:44,100 --> 00:41:46,266
你不是我的宝我也不是你的宝

997
00:41:47,733 --> 00:41:48,666
我们双向

998
00:41:49,100 --> 00:41:51,266
不对我们反向奔赴啊

999
00:41:51,966 --> 00:41:53,599
你不是我的宝我也不是你的宝

1000
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:54,300
但是我觉得

1001
00:41:54,300 --> 00:41:56,900
溜溜这两个字可能是说给我听的

1002
00:41:57,266 --> 00:41:58,866
所以我跟你说拜拜

1003
00:41:59,566 --> 00:42:02,099
哇几天不见妈就白见了

1004
00:42:03,866 --> 00:42:06,199
逆天耶耶君出击

1005
00:42:07,733 --> 00:42:10,733
他没有给我上见长啊但是但是他

1006
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,100
他真的跟我私信互动了好久

1007
00:42:13,100 --> 00:42:16,466
错误的别人是想调研入坑被误会伤心

1008
00:42:19,700 --> 00:42:20,300
粉丝自

1009
00:42:20,300 --> 00:42:23,966
己帮忙找首可以双向逃离背对背拥抱

1010
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:28,133
这下背对背赛跑了我数321

1011
00:42:28,133 --> 00:42:29,766
哈哈我抢跑了

1012
00:42:29,766 --> 00:42:30,999
抢不到吧

1013
00:42:31,766 --> 00:42:33,133
你还在地上跑步

1014
00:42:33,133 --> 00:42:35,799
我已经凭借着我的尾巴飞起来了

1015
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:37,700
看看我们谁跑的更快

1016
00:42:38,500 --> 00:42:42,533
米燕咪啊一辈子作恶多端百难至今

1017
00:42:42,533 --> 00:42:45,199
但只有跟鸳鸯人双向逃离这一点

1018
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,100
我绝不会输

1019
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:49,300
我绝对不会输给你们的

1020
00:42:49,300 --> 00:42:50,700
好吧尬

1021
00:42:50,700 --> 00:42:51,866
确实挺尬的

1022
00:42:54,666 --> 00:42:55,533
有没有一种可能

1023
00:42:55,533 --> 00:42:57,799
你们给我发私信我都会回的

1024
00:42:57,900 --> 00:42:59,866
除非你发很逆天的东西

1025
00:42:59,866 --> 00:43:01,766
或者给我发个流汗必斗啊

1026
00:43:01,766 --> 00:43:03,133
主播怎么还不开播

1027
00:43:03,133 --> 00:43:05,299
主播再不开播我就把主播的直播间

1028
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:08,500
呃打了然后放小黄油

1029
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:12,166
就除非你给我放这种我回不了的东西

1030
00:43:12,166 --> 00:43:14,766
我一般都是回的也不愿意跟你说话

1031
00:43:14,766 --> 00:43:15,566
开心

1032
00:43:17,366 --> 00:43:18,999
可没有啊你

1033
00:43:19,333 --> 00:43:20,266
哎赵老爷

1034
00:43:20,266 --> 00:43:23,166
我记得有一段时间喜欢给我发私信

1035
00:43:23,166 --> 00:43:26,399
没事就发点哎两眼一麻的小作文

1036
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:27,600
我每次都回了呀

1037
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:29,500
你们给我发私信我都回的

1038
00:43:31,700 --> 00:43:33,800
主播宁愿给广告哥聊天

1039
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:35,766
也不敢给舰长道谢

1040
00:43:36,066 --> 00:43:36,766
舰长道谢

1041
00:43:36,766 --> 00:43:38,566
这个是当年呃

1042
00:43:38,566 --> 00:43:41,533
天天我下播之前都会每天都晚安的

1043
00:43:41,533 --> 00:43:43,133
就比如从上往下的

1044
00:43:43,333 --> 00:43:45,466
晚安张老爷晚安9晚安7

1045
00:43:45,466 --> 00:43:47,399
晚安香草之类的就这种

1046
00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:49,100
我我每一个都会晚安的

1047
00:43:49,100 --> 00:43:51,666
然后有一天天女的心直播间带头车

1048
00:43:51,666 --> 00:43:55,799
我说别惦记着你的麦克风报菜名了

1049
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,500
你抱抱抱抱你

1050
00:43:58,133 --> 00:44:01,466
然后最后这个这个传统就被舍弃了

1051
00:44:01,466 --> 00:44:03,566
欢迎复合型北极星晚上好

1052
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:07,566
不是啊你你要逃离我呀

1053
00:44:08,100 --> 00:44:09,300
什么情愿跟广告

1054
00:44:09,300 --> 00:44:10,700
为什么我发信息你不回呢

1055
00:44:10,700 --> 00:44:11,966
原来是你没发呀

1056
00:44:11,966 --> 00:44:13,299
你真的发了吗

1057
00:44:14,333 --> 00:44:16,899
主播拍照距离感太大了开心

1058
00:44:17,533 --> 00:44:20,399
没有啊大家都多看一下私信啊

1059
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,866
私信基本你们发的我都会的

1060
00:44:27,966 --> 00:44:29,199
我不能念啊赵老爷

1061
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:31,466
我知道知道你发的啥但我不能念

1062
00:44:31,466 --> 00:44:32,266
因为念的话

1063
00:44:32,266 --> 00:44:35,366
跟片哥互动是容易被被关禁闭的

1064
00:44:36,300 --> 00:44:37,600
你没有被报过菜名

1065
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:38,533
那是因为

1066
00:44:38,666 --> 00:44:41,399
早在早在被报菜名之前就撤了

1067
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:42,566
就爱听报菜名

1068
00:44:42,566 --> 00:44:44,899
塔姐当年也说别报了的

1069
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,500
怎么版本变化这么快呀

1070
00:44:47,500 --> 00:44:50,000
哎呀想念报菜名了是吗

1071
00:44:50,733 --> 00:44:52,766
哥们从来没被点名晚安过

1072
00:44:54,666 --> 00:44:58,066
嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟

1073
00:44:58,100 --> 00:44:59,700
祝我们最甜

1074
00:44:59,733 --> 00:45:03,199
甜甜的我超爹我超兄弟我超儿

1075
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,700
我超匣子9527

1076
00:45:05,900 --> 00:45:08,700
祝我们最甜甜的匣子9527

1077
00:45:08,733 --> 00:45:09,533
呃

1078
00:45:10,100 --> 00:45:11,566
晚上快乐

1079
00:45:12,933 --> 00:45:14,866
做个好梦晚安

1080
00:45:17,766 --> 00:45:19,066
怎么一唱睡过来

1081
00:45:19,066 --> 00:45:20,766
主播要下播了开心

1082
00:45:21,100 --> 00:45:22,300
确实是快了

1083
00:45:22,766 --> 00:45:24,299
周老师小作文私信他他

1084
00:45:24,300 --> 00:45:25,866
他那小作文真小

1085
00:45:25,866 --> 00:45:28,733
大伙小作文不但要作文还要小

1086
00:45:28,733 --> 00:45:30,299
他那小作文就三句

1087
00:45:30,300 --> 00:45:31,966
最长的好像也就三句

1088
00:45:33,166 --> 00:45:33,466
哥们

1089
00:45:33,466 --> 00:45:35,866
被点名之后说你的弹幕不能念叨了

1090
00:45:35,866 --> 00:45:37,499
云先生你带我走吧

1091
00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:38,500
啊什么情况

1092
00:45:38,500 --> 00:45:40,600
报菜名是版本之子是吗

1093
00:45:41,533 --> 00:45:43,299
哥们刚吃完全吐了

1094
00:45:43,300 --> 00:45:45,266
哎嗨皮我没说不要报呀

1095
00:45:45,266 --> 00:45:46,499
没有啊台姐啊

1096
00:45:46,500 --> 00:45:49,300
对台姐当年说是早点休息早点休息

1097
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,866
你是真不熟

1098
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:54,666
就要当面试

1099
00:45:54,666 --> 00:45:55,466
你

1100
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,300
就享受这种呃

1101
00:45:57,300 --> 00:45:59,066
一比一握手绢的快感是吧

1102
00:45:59,066 --> 00:46:00,399
我真是两眼一黑

1103
00:46:07,466 --> 00:46:09,533
主播为什么不看网易云的私信

1104
00:46:10,533 --> 00:46:12,533
有人在网易云给我发私信啊

1105
00:46:12,533 --> 00:46:13,333
我操

1106
00:46:14,100 --> 00:46:15,300
真的假的哈

1107
00:46:15,300 --> 00:46:17,933
人主播是不看网易云私信的

1108
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:20,333
什么骚扰私信

1109
00:46:20,333 --> 00:46:22,533
卧槽57条我两眼一黑

1110
00:46:22,533 --> 00:46:24,733
这谁给我发的让我现在看一下

1111
00:46:31,733 --> 00:46:35,399
你怎么能这么狠心啊燕子我记了

1112
00:46:35,766 --> 00:46:36,699
我真没看

1113
00:46:36,700 --> 00:46:39,133
我操我刚看到对不起对不起

1114
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:41,333
轰到你国民大赛现场

1115
00:46:41,533 --> 00:46:42,499
现场回啊

1116
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:45,200
轰到你国民大赛

1117
00:46:45,300 --> 00:46:47,666
你是怎么找到这个号的我想问你

1118
00:46:48,066 --> 00:46:49,966
你怎么找到这个号的啊

1119
00:46:51,466 --> 00:46:54,099
有人在这我的歌单下面评论了

1120
00:46:54,100 --> 00:46:56,166
一想到你一听就想到你了

1121
00:46:56,166 --> 00:46:57,166
燕子四舍五入

1122
00:46:57,166 --> 00:46:59,499
就当这个寂寞的夜里你在直播吧

1123
00:46:59,966 --> 00:47:01,766
熟悉的音乐还在回响

1124
00:47:01,766 --> 00:47:03,766
可是熟悉的人再也不会出现了

1125
00:47:03,766 --> 00:47:05,099
燕子答应我

1126
00:47:05,100 --> 00:47:08,800
在另一个世界也要好好生活

1127
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:13,133
往后看见的每一只猫都有你的影子

1128
00:47:13,133 --> 00:47:15,533
你怎么能这么狠心啊燕子

1129
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:18,966
燕子没有你我怎么办

1130
00:47:33,300 --> 00:47:34,766
力反馈手套能安排上

1131
00:47:34,766 --> 00:47:35,533
我没有钱

1132
00:47:35,533 --> 00:47:37,733
啥时候主播能赚几百万的大米

1133
00:47:37,733 --> 00:47:39,733
就给大伙整个力反馈手套

1134
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,266
主播为什么不看微信私信

1135
00:47:42,300 --> 00:47:45,533
越来越和人主播回一下我美团私信

1136
00:47:45,566 --> 00:47:47,299
你要吃咖喱饭了是吧

1137
00:47:50,900 --> 00:47:51,500
哎

1138
00:47:51,500 --> 00:47:54,500
这对啊我的网易云是我自己发出来的

1139
00:47:54,500 --> 00:47:56,266
这这是我自己发的没事

1140
00:47:56,666 --> 00:47:59,299
燕子你这个没有没有柠檬的

1141
00:48:01,133 --> 00:48:03,666
主播我上次给你送药了你叫我去电梯

1142
00:48:03,666 --> 00:48:04,466
太难用了

1143
00:48:04,466 --> 00:48:06,166
没有网易云是我自己发出来的啊

1144
00:48:06,166 --> 00:48:08,999
大家大家那个因为不要歌单吗

1145
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,733
我的网易云ID是烟烟喵

1146
00:48:10,733 --> 00:48:13,666
然后这个歌单名称是烟烟的

1147
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:15,733
没事的没事的

1148
00:48:15,733 --> 00:48:16,933
其实我真的没有想到

1149
00:48:16,933 --> 00:48:19,366
有人一天到晚用网易云给我发私信啊

1150
00:48:25,366 --> 00:48:28,066
主播为什么不看手机短信

1151
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:29,966
主播手机短信里都是什么

1152
00:48:29,966 --> 00:48:31,666
哎呀我给大家念一下

1153
00:48:31,900 --> 00:48:36,366
米画师画师在企划中上传了新的稿件

1154
00:48:36,366 --> 00:48:37,966
向您发送了新的消息

1155
00:48:37,966 --> 00:48:39,366
登录网站查看

1156
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:41,166
提议通过您被选

1157
00:48:41,166 --> 00:48:41,966
为什么什么

1158
00:48:41,966 --> 00:48:45,299
游戏师傅总监核查玩家举报信息

1159
00:48:45,300 --> 00:48:47,000
您的酬劳当面面瘫

1160
00:48:47,700 --> 00:48:48,966
还有什么那个

1161
00:48:51,066 --> 00:48:55,399
呃叉叉旗舰店双12巅峰盛典全场7折起

1162
00:48:55,566 --> 00:48:57,099
蓝月超爆版什么

1163
00:48:57,100 --> 00:48:59,000
古天乐甄子丹喊你来当

1164
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:02,066
大哥我的短信全是这些东西啊大伙

1165
00:49:02,933 --> 00:49:04,666
我的模型炸了我没炸

1166
00:49:04,666 --> 00:49:06,999
没炸是因为我把手机切出去了

1167
00:49:07,133 --> 00:49:07,966
没开面部

1168
00:49:07,966 --> 00:49:09,699
我是为了给大家念短信啊

1169
00:49:10,466 --> 00:49:12,766
对燕子停播第二天戒烟

1170
00:49:13,266 --> 00:49:14,966
没有错误的

1171
00:49:15,166 --> 00:49:17,699
你戒烟了你我就不会在这看到你了

1172
00:49:18,666 --> 00:49:20,733
主播为什么不看鸟鸟弹幕

1173
00:49:20,733 --> 00:49:22,599
没有没有我刚才那个什么

1174
00:49:25,066 --> 00:49:26,466
我没有冤枉台阶

1175
00:49:26,500 --> 00:49:29,000
我操这句话我没说出来吗

1176
00:49:33,966 --> 00:49:35,999
我我刚才大家听到我说的是

1177
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:37,900
我说我没有冤枉他一点吗

1178
00:49:40,166 --> 00:49:42,266
坏了坏了坏了坏了坏了坏了

1179
00:49:42,266 --> 00:49:44,566
主播主播的这个这个啊

1180
00:49:44,566 --> 00:49:47,933
什么海默症疑似先到期了

1181
00:49:49,066 --> 00:49:51,466
我怎么记得我好像说过我操

1182
00:49:51,566 --> 00:49:53,533
主播看见人家的弹幕了呀

1183
00:49:53,533 --> 00:49:55,399
我怎么心脏没有7元

1184
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:57,566
大佬去黑米画室都来了

1185
00:49:58,200 --> 00:49:58,900
皮套没卡

1186
00:49:58,900 --> 00:50:00,133
主播的话像漂流瓶

1187
00:50:00,133 --> 00:50:02,599
我给你扔扔瓶子明天就去水边捞啊

1188
00:50:02,766 --> 00:50:05,333
主播谁会在线编短信啊

1189
00:50:05,500 --> 00:50:07,700
编短信这么无聊的事我可干不出来

1190
00:50:07,700 --> 00:50:09,000
话费不足了

1191
00:50:09,133 --> 00:50:11,066
我每次充话费只充30啊

1192
00:50:11,066 --> 00:50:13,099
因为我总觉得我用不了这么多

1193
00:50:13,100 --> 00:50:16,366
然后几天之后又要充下一个30

1194
00:50:17,133 --> 00:50:19,866
什么勤俭持家的好女人不可以

1195
00:50:19,866 --> 00:50:22,199
玉玉错了摸摸娘娘的翅膀

1196
00:50:23,766 --> 00:50:26,266
主播说抬举坏事做绝没有

1197
00:50:26,266 --> 00:50:27,266
我没有

1198
00:50:28,100 --> 00:50:29,800
我没有喷我操

1199
00:50:30,366 --> 00:50:32,166
我没有对不起

1200
00:50:35,966 --> 00:50:37,533
耶耶人品话又多

1201
00:50:37,533 --> 00:50:39,799
我超喜欢这里你好久都没有来了

1202
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:42,366
玄妙我没有攻击台阶喂

1203
00:50:42,533 --> 00:50:43,966
没有没有

1204
00:50:44,333 --> 00:50:48,666
是他们说我想为了弹琴弹弹开开吧

1205
00:50:48,666 --> 00:50:50,899
已经把手机卡换成5块钱月

1206
00:50:50,900 --> 00:50:52,300
租的无油卡了

1207
00:50:52,866 --> 00:50:55,766
你再把QQ卸载了换成那个TM是吧

1208
00:50:56,066 --> 00:50:58,866
你的世界瞬间回到了10年前的复古

1209
00:50:58,866 --> 00:50:59,666
年代啊

1210
00:51:09,166 --> 00:51:10,933
然后就是一个挺逆天的

1211
00:51:10,933 --> 00:51:12,199
我之前在群里面跟大家

1212
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:14,333
说过不知道有多少人看到了

1213
00:51:15,133 --> 00:51:18,199
在所有的工会运营里最令我

1214
00:51:18,766 --> 00:51:20,066
吃惊的一个运营啊

1215
00:51:20,066 --> 00:51:23,199
因为以前是他们只是广撒网吗

1216
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:25,533
以前广撒网他们就

1217
00:51:26,733 --> 00:51:28,066
直接在b站私信我

1218
00:51:28,066 --> 00:51:29,366
现在他们都学聪明了

1219
00:51:29,366 --> 00:51:32,299
知道多看一眼然后扫粉丝群的码

1220
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:35,900
进去了之后直接私信群主的QQ

1221
00:51:36,700 --> 00:51:38,666
然后我就经常收到很多呢

1222
00:51:38,666 --> 00:51:39,199
什么私信

1223
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:39,933
主播你好

1224
00:51:39,933 --> 00:51:41,099
我是叉叉工会的

1225
00:51:41,100 --> 00:51:43,366
觉得你很有发展的前途跟潜力

1226
00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:45,466
我呢非常想邀请你加入我们工会

1227
00:51:45,466 --> 00:51:47,266
成为我们的重点合作对象

1228
00:51:48,466 --> 00:51:51,799
直到有一天我收到了一个

1229
00:51:53,333 --> 00:51:54,199
主播你好

1230
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:55,800
觉得你唱歌很好听

1231
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:58,133
有兴趣加入我们公会吗

1232
00:51:59,900 --> 00:52:02,133
这就是一切故事的开始啊

1233
00:52:02,166 --> 00:52:03,666
怎么还在充摆件啊

1234
00:52:03,666 --> 00:52:06,399
错误的因为主播主播主播白拉了

1235
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:06,966
主播

1236
00:52:06,966 --> 00:52:09,699
所有的美功力都用来做那个什么了

1237
00:52:10,066 --> 00:52:11,699
都会把姐姐带走开心

1238
00:52:11,700 --> 00:52:13,100
不可以不可以

1239
00:52:15,766 --> 00:52:18,566
初见单推和尚不可以欺负台阶

1240
00:52:18,566 --> 00:52:19,533
我要保护

1241
00:52:19,533 --> 00:52:21,533
上了基督之后天天有人给我发

1242
00:52:21,533 --> 00:52:22,266
真的吗

1243
00:52:22,266 --> 00:52:24,499
能不能把那些人介绍给天地之星啊

1244
00:52:24,566 --> 00:52:26,666
天地之星特别想被发这个东西

1245
00:52:26,666 --> 00:52:29,166
他自从上了总督之后天天在群里念叨

1246
00:52:29,533 --> 00:52:32,366
为什么没有人给我发什么看好看的

1247
00:52:32,366 --> 00:52:33,566
什么什么禁

1248
00:52:33,566 --> 00:52:36,199
禁他动态有也没有人去挖他

1249
00:52:37,500 --> 00:52:39,933
挖他去外站看什么什么直播

1250
00:52:39,933 --> 00:52:42,066
哥哥家妹妹妹妹有好看的

1251
00:52:42,066 --> 00:52:43,333
他就特别想看这个

1252
00:52:43,333 --> 00:52:44,733
怎么没人看我发

1253
00:52:44,733 --> 00:52:45,699
你准备下班

1254
00:52:45,700 --> 00:52:46,500
你不可以下班

1255
00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:48,866
你给我加班给我狠狠的加班啊

1256
00:52:50,066 --> 00:52:51,566
属于一只鸟

1257
00:52:51,933 --> 00:52:53,133
桃子吃太大了

1258
00:52:53,133 --> 00:52:54,333
鸟鸟长得这么小

1259
00:52:54,333 --> 00:52:56,333
可以吃的到这么大的桃子吗

1260
00:52:56,366 --> 00:52:58,099
我有无敌我来越塔

1261
00:52:58,100 --> 00:53:00,000
你的挂不是掉了吗

1262
00:53:00,266 --> 00:53:02,066
你又把挂续费了是吧

1263
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:08,800
然后我

1264
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:11,700
就跟那个人说我说谢谢你的好意啊

1265
00:53:11,700 --> 00:53:12,700
谢谢你的邀请

1266
00:53:12,700 --> 00:53:14,766
我呢我也是

1267
00:53:16,666 --> 00:53:18,333
收到了很多公会的邀请啊

1268
00:53:18,333 --> 00:53:20,066
但是你是第一个这样邀请我的

1269
00:53:20,066 --> 00:53:21,966
不是因为你的语言有多么特别

1270
00:53:21,966 --> 00:53:24,266
不是因为你的心有多么的真诚

1271
00:53:24,266 --> 00:53:26,266
更不是因为你的路有多么的另辟西定

1272
00:53:26,266 --> 00:53:29,499
而是因为我在直播中从从来不唱歌

1273
00:53:29,500 --> 00:53:31,700
你是第一个说我唱歌好听的人

1274
00:53:32,566 --> 00:53:36,399
晚安晚安天气OSM摸摸头

1275
00:53:36,766 --> 00:53:37,566
OSM

1276
00:53:38,533 --> 00:53:40,066
谢谢STR leader

1277
00:53:40,266 --> 00:53:43,733
晚安为什么要打S1刷呀不要打S1刷呀

1278
00:53:46,700 --> 00:53:47,166
哥们

1279
00:53:47,166 --> 00:53:49,166
骗了几张照才啦

1280
00:53:50,366 --> 00:53:51,666
他玩不过你

1281
00:53:51,666 --> 00:53:54,299
我被嘲讽他让你扣20块钱真是

1282
00:53:55,566 --> 00:53:59,299
我总觉得叫他呃天宝会比较好吧

1283
00:53:59,300 --> 00:54:01,200
或者是蛋宝

1284
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:02,900
哎呀好像都怪怪的

1285
00:54:03,933 --> 00:54:05,366
现在已经不解释了

1286
00:54:05,366 --> 00:54:06,966
以前晚安不需要IC了

1287
00:54:06,966 --> 00:54:08,899
对啊以前晚安都是不需要IC

1288
00:54:08,900 --> 00:54:10,800
现在晚安也不需要IC的

1289
00:54:11,766 --> 00:54:13,666
我知道我不会随便加公会的

1290
00:54:13,666 --> 00:54:16,166
我还打算选一期关于公会的视频啊

1291
00:54:16,166 --> 00:54:18,666
因为主播前世基本上就换号

1292
00:54:18,666 --> 00:54:20,266
就是被公会逼停的

1293
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,866
哎我发发弹幕我没回吗我操

1294
00:54:25,866 --> 00:54:28,799
对不起对不起对不起对不起

1295
00:54:29,100 --> 00:54:31,266
可以跟我说晚安吗

1296
00:54:31,733 --> 00:54:34,333
这样我就能心满意足去玩换他了

1297
00:54:34,333 --> 00:54:36,099
对不起对不起

1298
00:54:37,900 --> 00:54:40,600
我就要我就要进行一个投资课

1299
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:42,000
对不起

1300
00:54:44,466 --> 00:54:46,199
碰到你国民大赛

1301
00:54:49,666 --> 00:54:51,699
对不起对不起主播主播

1302
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:57,000
等一下我调整一下手机的方向

1303
00:54:57,100 --> 00:54:58,133
这样就好了

1304
00:55:01,500 --> 00:55:04,500
现在手机跟大拇指贴在一起了

1305
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:06,800
我可以不需要那个什么

1306
00:55:07,733 --> 00:55:10,299
我可以不用左边摇头右边摇头

1307
00:55:10,300 --> 00:55:11,200
不会露弹幕

1308
00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:12,366
对不起对不起

1309
00:55:12,533 --> 00:55:14,733
主播可以跟我说猪鼻吗

1310
00:55:14,733 --> 00:55:15,799
可以可以

1311
00:55:16,766 --> 00:55:18,533
后头你给我没那菜

1312
00:55:20,900 --> 00:55:21,800
对不起

1313
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:28,766
天机终于到理解到我昨

1314
00:55:28,766 --> 00:55:29,966
天打s的理由了

1315
00:55:29,966 --> 00:55:32,266
我我那个什么我现在改变一下姿势

1316
00:55:32,266 --> 00:55:33,733
大家看有没有那什么

1317
00:55:34,300 --> 00:55:36,366
对不起对不起我错了我错了

1318
00:55:36,366 --> 00:55:39,133
布达拉斯肯定都能念了对不起

1319
00:55:40,066 --> 00:55:43,099
嗯对我之前也被工会坑过了

1320
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:48,933
我错了对不起

1321
00:55:50,700 --> 00:55:53,366
主播甚至不问我为什么发IC控

1322
00:55:53,366 --> 00:55:54,533
对你狗屁大事

1323
00:55:55,566 --> 00:55:56,566
对不起

1324
00:55:58,266 --> 00:56:01,899
燕子坏事做绝对啊碰碰磕头了对不起

1325
00:56:04,066 --> 00:56:05,499
我没有错的

1326
00:56:05,500 --> 00:56:08,500
我没有不回对不起对不起晚安晚安

1327
00:56:13,766 --> 00:56:15,533
干嘛呀娘娘

1328
00:56:16,866 --> 00:56:18,866
对啊大伙是主播的爹啊

1329
00:56:18,866 --> 00:56:20,133
主播做的不好的时候

1330
00:56:20,133 --> 00:56:21,499
大伙就是一冲过塔

1331
00:56:21,500 --> 00:56:22,800
塔开就行了

1332
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:26,366
不合理啊不合理

1333
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:30,533
破罗威登个PSP也太看得起我了吧

1334
00:56:30,533 --> 00:56:31,499
不行啊

1335
00:56:41,533 --> 00:56:44,933
家乐甚至都没见过我弹幕别说念

1336
00:56:47,266 --> 00:56:48,266
我反应了半天

1337
00:56:48,266 --> 00:56:50,333
在在说你是不是在阿瓦隆啊

1338
00:56:50,333 --> 00:56:51,299
你是不是在阿瓦隆

1339
00:56:51,300 --> 00:56:53,133
一句话让主播下播了

1340
00:56:53,300 --> 00:56:54,766
哎呀应该不会了吧

1341
00:56:54,766 --> 00:56:57,399
你现在随便说点啥主播也快下播了

1342
00:56:58,066 --> 00:56:59,966
今天主播不会嗯聊了俩小时吧

1343
00:56:59,966 --> 00:57:01,599
主播每天都嗯聊俩小时啊

1344
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:03,666
你不会以为主播每天都有活吧

1345
00:57:04,966 --> 00:57:07,866
你不会以为主播每天都有活吧

1346
00:57:07,866 --> 00:57:08,799
主播只是

1347
00:57:09,466 --> 00:57:13,799
对不起切啥呀这有啥好切的

1348
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:17,533
对不起没有念到大家的晚安

1349
00:57:17,533 --> 00:57:20,166
来个全黑背景谢罪

1350
00:57:20,166 --> 00:57:20,966
圣品

1351
00:57:22,133 --> 00:57:24,699
s那边一场几万弹幕怎么看得到

1352
00:57:24,700 --> 00:57:27,733
倒不如说谁谁被借到了然后就被猎吧

1353
00:57:27,733 --> 00:57:30,299
那边的话氛围是不一样的

1354
00:57:30,966 --> 00:57:34,866
我没有我卖什么惨了我没卖惨了

1355
00:57:35,100 --> 00:57:36,200
我没有呀

1356
00:57:38,533 --> 00:57:40,333
他们说要要那个什么

1357
00:57:40,333 --> 00:57:42,266
我我我真挺对不起的

1358
00:57:42,266 --> 00:57:44,333
因为这是大家不是第一次说了

1359
00:57:44,333 --> 00:57:46,766
但是也没有办法完全了

1360
00:57:47,866 --> 00:57:50,733
完成呃改掉啊

1361
00:57:51,933 --> 00:57:53,199
很不好意思

1362
00:57:53,900 --> 00:57:56,566
我有切片我手里捏着仨呢

1363
00:57:56,733 --> 00:57:58,899
我手里捏着仨已经切完了

1364
00:57:58,900 --> 00:58:01,133
但是有一个时效性太强了

1365
00:58:02,300 --> 00:58:04,766
有一个猪逼主播不会骑自行车的

1366
00:58:04,766 --> 00:58:06,199
有一个那个

1367
00:58:06,933 --> 00:58:09,566
为什么底边小v会成为流量密码

1368
00:58:09,566 --> 00:58:11,799
是因为大家都是善良的这种视频

1369
00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:13,266
还有一个就是

1370
00:58:14,966 --> 00:58:17,166
类似于希望成为大家的光的

1371
00:58:17,166 --> 00:58:18,899
还有一个比较搞怪的纸

1372
00:58:18,900 --> 00:58:21,533
刚标记了时间就决定了要切

1373
00:58:21,533 --> 00:58:22,366
但是还没切

1374
00:58:22,366 --> 00:58:24,066
我手里捏着不少东西呢

1375
00:58:27,500 --> 00:58:29,266
跟大家说为什么有的时候

1376
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:32,933
弹幕会念不到或者是好像跳了一块

1377
00:58:32,933 --> 00:58:36,566
因为我在说话的时候我的现实中就

1378
00:58:37,866 --> 00:58:38,599
有一种问题

1379
00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:40,966
就是不敢直视对方的眼睛说话

1380
00:58:40,966 --> 00:58:41,766
我在

1381
00:58:42,533 --> 00:58:43,466
直播的时候

1382
00:58:43,466 --> 00:58:45,599
眼睛很可能也不是盯着屏幕

1383
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:46,366
盯着弹幕的

1384
00:58:46,366 --> 00:58:48,333
我很可能盯着电脑的一个角落

1385
00:58:48,333 --> 00:58:49,299
或者是盯着

1386
00:58:49,500 --> 00:58:52,066
盯着左上角或者右下角这种

1387
00:58:52,100 --> 00:58:54,266
盯着角落的时候耽误他自己往下滚

1388
00:58:54,266 --> 00:58:55,899
然后我眼睛再回来瞟的时候

1389
00:58:55,900 --> 00:58:58,266
他已经滚够了一瓶

1390
00:58:58,866 --> 00:59:00,666
我有时候忘了拉回去就记了

1391
00:59:00,666 --> 00:59:01,999
对不起对不起

1392
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:07,900
汉服后面摆来摆去的是我的尾巴有

1393
00:59:08,100 --> 00:59:09,700
对啊主播一个月前就在切

1394
00:59:09,700 --> 00:59:11,166
不会自行车已经切好了

1395
00:59:11,166 --> 00:59:12,466
但是被作废了

1396
00:59:12,700 --> 00:59:13,766
废物

1397
00:59:15,166 --> 00:59:16,266
废物都来了

1398
00:59:16,266 --> 00:59:18,199
你看看人家这黄牌都来了

1399
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:20,266
主播单线从猫脑过载

1400
00:59:20,266 --> 00:59:23,199
是啊这不是主播故意忽略你

1401
00:59:23,533 --> 00:59:25,099
是因为我脑袋过载了

1402
00:59:25,100 --> 00:59:28,500
大家也通过我的这个模型的眼神

1403
00:59:28,766 --> 00:59:30,299
走向也可以看到

1404
00:59:30,300 --> 00:59:33,000
我实际上不是所有时候都在看屏幕的

1405
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:35,733
我认真的看着屏幕的时候是这样的

1406
00:59:37,066 --> 00:59:39,699
如果在直播中出现了这样的姿态

1407
00:59:39,700 --> 00:59:41,166
这样的姿态和这样的姿态

1408
00:59:41,166 --> 00:59:42,499
说明我又开始

1409
00:59:43,166 --> 00:59:46,266
盯着一个角落然后任由思维驰骋了

1410
00:59:46,266 --> 00:59:48,699
因为有些时候脑子要运作嘴要运

1411
00:59:48,700 --> 00:59:51,000
作的话眼睛就不能运作了

1412
00:59:51,766 --> 00:59:54,933
三线同时运作配合的不是很好

1413
00:59:57,700 --> 00:59:59,500
就很害羞啊我就不喜欢

1414
00:59:59,500 --> 01:00:01,700
完了我已经发了5条了都没念

1415
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:03,100
上官发了什么

1416
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:04,466
不要说出来

1417
01:00:05,166 --> 01:00:05,533
你看

1418
01:00:05,533 --> 01:00:08,133
我刚才就是给大家表演的时候又记了

1419
01:00:11,266 --> 01:00:12,366
全黑给大不

1420
01:00:13,533 --> 01:00:16,799
那不是不是全黑纯黑背景啊

1421
01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:17,100
早

1422
01:00:17,100 --> 01:00:19,966
早些年v圈特别流行那个谢罪视频啊

1423
01:00:19,966 --> 01:00:21,566
对不起对不起主播迟到了

1424
01:00:21,566 --> 01:00:22,533
因为我睡过头了

1425
01:00:22,533 --> 01:00:23,333
那个

1426
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:25,700
主播涨粉都靠卖惨

1427
01:00:25,700 --> 01:00:26,100
没有啊

1428
01:00:26,100 --> 01:00:28,800
主播的软色型切片也是一等一的啊

1429
01:00:33,166 --> 01:00:34,866
诚恳公民大赛

1430
01:00:36,300 --> 01:00:37,900
听的我都想哭了

1431
01:00:37,900 --> 01:00:41,966
哎呀对不起我的小本本啊我我借了

1432
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:45,400
我借本你的小宝宝了

1433
01:00:46,366 --> 01:00:47,766
我没有小本本

1434
01:00:48,133 --> 01:00:49,966
我没有小本本了我

1435
01:00:49,966 --> 01:00:53,199
我小本本的话我写字就更更不行了

1436
01:00:53,466 --> 01:00:55,866
这已经是把小本本给弄掉了

1437
01:00:55,866 --> 01:00:57,333
之后弄的了

1438
01:00:59,133 --> 01:01:00,899
主播大脑太烫了

1439
01:01:01,666 --> 01:01:04,199
这社会也太好了跟人说话肯定盯着

1440
01:01:05,900 --> 01:01:07,933
啊怪不得我的眼神四处有影

1441
01:01:07,933 --> 01:01:09,666
原来是我没有这种东西啊

1442
01:01:11,100 --> 01:01:13,366
主播和贝拉天天都开心

1443
01:01:13,366 --> 01:01:14,733
热门和贝拉挨着了

1444
01:01:14,733 --> 01:01:18,333
为啥0:51热门还还有贝拉呀

1445
01:01:18,866 --> 01:01:22,866
能不能告诉我为啥0:51热门还有贝拉呀

1446
01:01:25,500 --> 01:01:29,000
我快要下播了大伙快要下播了

1447
01:01:31,900 --> 01:01:33,800
桥本本已经不敢画了

1448
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:36,000
画桥本本就更完蛋了

1449
01:01:40,333 --> 01:01:41,699
天空礼物

1450
01:01:41,700 --> 01:01:42,933
这么厉害

1451
01:01:43,700 --> 01:01:44,500
哎

1452
01:01:45,666 --> 01:01:47,699
天看了一个切片说哎呀

1453
01:01:47,700 --> 01:01:50,366
人家一晚上大v一晚上收的礼物

1454
01:01:50,366 --> 01:01:52,266
小v一个月都收不到那么多

1455
01:01:52,266 --> 01:01:53,066
但是

1456
01:01:53,500 --> 01:01:56,166
只能说大v确实有活

1457
01:01:56,166 --> 01:01:58,499
你要是有那活也是大v

1458
01:01:59,466 --> 01:02:00,999
也不至于录这视频

1459
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:04,600
然后我们还得切出来卖个惨啥的

1460
01:02:05,566 --> 01:02:07,966
怎么说心平气和的接受

1461
01:02:08,500 --> 01:02:12,066
我觉得可能是虚空虚件了吧

1462
01:02:13,066 --> 01:02:15,299
不过哎呦好像没有虚空刷

1463
01:02:15,300 --> 01:02:16,533
礼物的习惯

1464
01:02:22,300 --> 01:02:24,600
没柠檬时间我就会发现了

1465
01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:26,400
想到竟然看到了一个

1466
01:02:27,166 --> 01:02:27,966
切片

1467
01:02:29,766 --> 01:02:32,266
戒烟前可以插播点歌吗

1468
01:02:32,266 --> 01:02:33,133
来来来

1469
01:02:33,866 --> 01:02:37,299
主播有信心两年半播到70万粉丝吗

1470
01:02:37,300 --> 01:02:39,200
播到7万粉丝就算成功啊

1471
01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:41,300
70万算了吧

1472
01:02:41,966 --> 01:02:42,999
对啊我要有货

1473
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:43,966
我也是大v啊

1474
01:02:43,966 --> 01:02:46,366
但是小微跟大v不就差一个有活吗

1475
01:02:46,366 --> 01:02:47,533
不就差个实力吗

1476
01:02:47,533 --> 01:02:48,599
到哪都实力说话

1477
01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:49,533
这就像什么

1478
01:02:49,700 --> 01:02:51,200
就跟就像我跟

1479
01:02:51,266 --> 01:02:54,599
绝世天仙的距离就差了一个整容医院

1480
01:02:55,066 --> 01:02:56,766
我跟那个朗朗的距离

1481
01:02:56,766 --> 01:02:58,566
就差了一双会弹钢琴的手

1482
01:02:58,566 --> 01:03:00,566
这话说的就像废话一样

1483
01:03:03,333 --> 01:03:06,133
我跟我跟厉害的人除了都是人之外

1484
01:03:06,133 --> 01:03:07,166
啊不对我是猫

1485
01:03:07,166 --> 01:03:09,199
哎那没有什么共同点了

1486
01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:11,700
谢谢纯粮皇家骑士的金币泡泡糖

1487
01:03:11,700 --> 01:03:13,133
泡泡糖啊厉害的

1488
01:03:13,533 --> 01:03:15,966
我不知道啊他今天没说我

1489
01:03:16,666 --> 01:03:18,266
他今天没说我哎

1490
01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:20,000
好几个总督虚空

1491
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:21,266
我操这么厉害

1492
01:03:21,266 --> 01:03:22,333
真的假的

1493
01:03:23,700 --> 01:03:26,733
一个人的北京好妹妹嗯

1494
01:03:30,966 --> 01:03:32,866
控一下控什么

1495
01:03:32,866 --> 01:03:34,999
你要把我控在贝拉上面是吧

1496
01:03:35,933 --> 01:03:37,866
皇家寝室帮助自己人

1497
01:03:37,866 --> 01:03:39,133
来来那个

1498
01:04:00,666 --> 01:04:01,266
谢谢

1499
01:04:01,266 --> 01:04:04,666
野猫头460的泡泡糖和金币阿雷嘎的

1500
01:04:05,100 --> 01:04:06,100
贴贴是吧

1501
01:04:06,100 --> 01:04:07,900
明天是怎么安排的呀

1502
01:04:07,900 --> 01:04:10,100
明天该开台词回了

1503
01:04:10,300 --> 01:04:12,000
但是我总觉得大家

1504
01:04:12,266 --> 01:04:14,166
把小作文混在台词里面

1505
01:04:14,166 --> 01:04:15,299
不是特别好挑

1506
01:04:15,300 --> 01:04:16,000
可能

1507
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:19,366
可能不像其他的v的台词会那么专业

1508
01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:22,366
念感动的搞笑的讲火的都有

1509
01:04:22,366 --> 01:04:23,166
就

1510
01:04:23,900 --> 01:04:25,466
我弹幕被吞了

1511
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:27,666
好没有上屏是吗

1512
01:04:27,666 --> 01:04:29,499
明天香草生日会

1513
01:04:29,500 --> 01:04:32,466
还真行我给自己带一帽帽

1514
01:04:32,466 --> 01:04:34,066
然后给香草开生日会啊

1515
01:04:34,066 --> 01:04:35,566
谢谢天理之星的百因

1516
01:04:35,566 --> 01:04:37,299
饱和的金币泡泡糖

1517
01:04:37,300 --> 01:04:38,100
泡泡糖

1518
01:04:38,300 --> 01:04:42,733
谢谢我爹睡觉之前抱的仨瓜俩枣

1519
01:04:42,733 --> 01:04:43,499
非常感谢

1520
01:04:43,500 --> 01:04:44,933
谢谢我爹的

1521
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:47,533
谢谢我爹

1522
01:04:47,533 --> 01:04:50,266
的这个三个金币四个泡泡糖太

1523
01:04:52,100 --> 01:04:53,466
现在头发来得及吗

1524
01:04:53,466 --> 01:04:55,366
来得及啊来得及啊

1525
01:04:55,733 --> 01:04:57,566
给香草庆祝生日

1526
01:04:58,500 --> 01:05:01,533
唱歌呗明天就是十八号了

1527
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:07,333
那我我们每天十七号不都是23点开

1528
01:05:07,333 --> 01:05:09,666
我们开一个小时生日会正常点

1529
01:05:11,566 --> 01:05:14,133
三瓜俩枣没有搞搞怪吗

1530
01:05:14,133 --> 01:05:16,166
哎呀我爹不会介意的

1531
01:05:16,733 --> 01:05:18,566
别人我不敢这么信啊

1532
01:05:18,566 --> 01:05:20,766
但是但是我爹应该应该

1533
01:05:20,766 --> 01:05:22,566
他只会带头车我

1534
01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:26,366
开玩笑的开玩笑的黑暗

1535
01:05:27,933 --> 01:05:30,366
开玩笑的开玩笑的

1536
01:05:36,066 --> 01:05:39,566
就是说我爹就剩就剩75个电池了

1537
01:05:39,566 --> 01:05:41,799
还给我刷了7个白银宝盒

1538
01:05:47,533 --> 01:05:47,966
砰砰

1539
01:05:47,966 --> 01:05:49,466
砰砰对不起对不起

1540
01:05:49,466 --> 01:05:50,899
我再也不开这玩笑了

1541
01:05:50,900 --> 01:05:52,533
大伙对不起对不起

1542
01:05:53,533 --> 01:05:55,499
像真的节目效果了对不起

1543
01:05:55,500 --> 01:05:57,300
红东尼古文大赛谢谢

1544
01:05:57,300 --> 01:06:00,933
谢谢我爹的粉丝团灯牌芳芳感谢

1545
01:06:03,566 --> 01:06:05,533
给我个瓜子吧i love you guys

1546
01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:07,800
吃一口吃一口

1547
01:06:08,166 --> 01:06:11,066
什么真心话是用玩笑说出来的

1548
01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:14,766
主播我的真心话就是真心话

1549
01:06:14,766 --> 01:06:16,066
说玩笑就是玩笑

1550
01:06:16,066 --> 01:06:17,799
猫猫是不会说假话

1551
01:06:18,333 --> 01:06:21,466
谢谢娘娘的金币金币泡泡糖泡泡糖

1552
01:06:21,466 --> 01:06:23,299
金币金币泡泡糖

1553
01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:26,966
泡泡糖谢谢天理了

1554
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:28,266
嗯牛啊牛啊

1555
01:06:28,266 --> 01:06:31,099
Aligat碰到你Aligat

1556
01:06:33,266 --> 01:06:37,366
谢谢花七的粉玫瑰聚光灯聚光灯

1557
01:06:37,933 --> 01:06:41,199
聚光灯谢谢许苗超可爱的小花花

1558
01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:43,100
谢谢花七饭饭

1559
01:06:43,100 --> 01:06:45,066
感谢猫猫会变轻舞飞扬

1560
01:06:45,133 --> 01:06:47,599
那我是为了你们才骗他的呀

1561
01:06:47,966 --> 01:06:50,566
我不是为了你们才骗他的吗

1562
01:06:54,166 --> 01:06:56,066
你有多喜欢你

1563
01:06:56,066 --> 01:06:58,399
哈哈不好意思大冒险输了

1564
01:06:58,400 --> 01:06:59,200
我想

1565
01:06:59,700 --> 01:07:01,300
听着也太心酸了

1566
01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:03,333
谢谢天姐之心了

1567
01:07:03,333 --> 01:07:04,166
我爹

1568
01:07:04,333 --> 01:07:07,699
谢谢我爹给我的那个泡泡糖和金币啊

1569
01:07:07,700 --> 01:07:08,966
我会好好珍藏

1570
01:07:09,300 --> 01:07:11,266
情这东西

1571
01:07:12,066 --> 01:07:15,199
你已经不再有勇气

1572
01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:18,333
情歌有多动听

1573
01:07:19,566 --> 01:07:22,066
就有多怀疑

1574
01:07:23,566 --> 01:07:24,299
许

1575
01:07:24,300 --> 01:07:26,966
不是的什么爱粉丝胜过爱家人

1576
01:07:26,966 --> 01:07:29,266
我一天只陪大家两个小时

1577
01:07:29,266 --> 01:07:31,599
但是我陪他22个小时呢

1578
01:07:34,500 --> 01:07:36,900
怎么干嘛都有节奏呀

1579
01:07:36,900 --> 01:07:37,700
嘿呀

1580
01:07:38,466 --> 01:07:40,999
他要上楼了我也要下播了

1581
01:07:41,666 --> 01:07:43,066
还有4分钟吗

1582
01:07:43,066 --> 01:07:44,466
快要下播了

1583
01:07:44,866 --> 01:07:47,533
我听到他上楼的声音啊不能让

1584
01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:51,100
我留下片刻的回忆

1585
01:07:52,700 --> 01:07:57,200
许多人来来去去

1586
01:07:57,733 --> 01:08:00,099
相聚又别离

1587
01:08:00,466 --> 01:08:07,166
也有人匆匆逃离这一个人的背景

1588
01:08:07,300 --> 01:08:08,700
也许有

1589
01:08:08,700 --> 01:08:11,600
完了加了一周陪你3个小时

1590
01:08:11,600 --> 01:08:13,933
你要这么想你推哪个

1591
01:08:13,933 --> 01:08:16,799
你推奶贝还是推那个贝贝佳呀

1592
01:08:17,866 --> 01:08:18,699
啊不对

1593
01:08:19,333 --> 01:08:20,899
百倍里面没有加了

1594
01:08:20,900 --> 01:08:23,000
对不起主播看胡言乱语了

1595
01:08:23,166 --> 01:08:25,166
你推C++还是推贝贝

1596
01:08:25,166 --> 01:08:25,966
加呀

1597
01:08:26,933 --> 01:08:28,499
还是那个那个

1598
01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:34,600
能不能直播和

1599
01:08:35,966 --> 01:08:37,999
轻舞飞扬塔塔开

1600
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:39,200
他还问我呢

1601
01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:41,100
什么时候还想跟我一起直播

1602
01:08:41,100 --> 01:08:43,266
我说你别了我害怕

1603
01:08:43,900 --> 01:08:46,766
我害怕别皇家骑士团了

1604
01:08:46,766 --> 01:08:47,966
做烟烟了

1605
01:08:47,966 --> 01:08:50,499
你要做我的麦克风干嘛呀

1606
01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:53,866
我我的麦克风已经够了

1607
01:08:53,866 --> 01:08:55,199
我现在已经有麦克风

1608
01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:56,966
我不需要做我的麦克风了

1609
01:08:56,966 --> 01:08:59,266
我的麦克风在我手里拿着

1610
01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:01,166
陪你陪我

1611
01:09:02,133 --> 01:09:04,366
陪你陪我

1612
01:09:08,266 --> 01:09:10,933
C++错误了加晚饭正确的

1613
01:09:10,933 --> 01:09:14,099
让C++一起穿小裙子不也挺好的

1614
01:09:14,533 --> 01:09:16,566
文静行囊处千玺

1615
01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:20,933
邀请我飞扬来唱歌他会唱什么

1616
01:09:20,933 --> 01:09:23,866
他会唱杨钰莹的我在春天等你

1617
01:09:24,066 --> 01:09:25,999
这是他最喜欢的一首歌

1618
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:28,933
在我还是一只非常小的小猫的时候

1619
01:09:29,566 --> 01:09:32,366
啊当年还流行电脑放歌外放

1620
01:09:32,366 --> 01:09:34,133
然后我们家从早到晚

1621
01:09:34,133 --> 01:09:35,566
都洋溢着这首歌啊

1622
01:09:35,566 --> 01:09:38,666
单曲循环导致现在我可能我都会唱

1623
01:09:39,166 --> 01:09:42,166
他特别喜欢这个我真的不太理解啊

1624
01:09:46,300 --> 01:09:47,100
哎h

1625
01:09:47,733 --> 01:09:49,966
想看看主播的麦克风

1626
01:09:49,966 --> 01:09:51,766
等下主播拍照给你看啊

1627
01:09:51,766 --> 01:09:53,299
主播的麦克风哎呀

1628
01:09:56,866 --> 01:09:58,599
又白又圆

1629
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:03,100
就是有点小哎呀

1630
01:10:04,533 --> 01:10:07,266
我就不争气了耳机麦克风

1631
01:10:07,366 --> 01:10:08,166
嗨呀

1632
01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:11,900
主播可以唱一首乌兰巴托的一

1633
01:10:11,900 --> 01:10:13,300
或者春天的芭蕾

1634
01:10:13,300 --> 01:10:15,700
我不行想所有主播的麦克风

1635
01:10:16,100 --> 01:10:17,200
还有救吗

1636
01:10:17,200 --> 01:10:18,900
没救了关起来吧

1637
01:10:18,900 --> 01:10:21,600
跟那个匣子关在一起

1638
01:10:23,700 --> 01:10:25,500
跟小子关在一起吧

1639
01:10:26,533 --> 01:10:29,299
一边黑听一边直播憋出了小作文

1640
01:10:29,300 --> 01:10:30,400
大伙现在都喜欢

1641
01:10:30,400 --> 01:10:32,666
都喜欢一边直播一边写小作文是吧

1642
01:10:32,666 --> 01:10:34,166
文诗全用是吧

1643
01:10:35,100 --> 01:10:36,200
你这是麦克风

1644
01:10:36,200 --> 01:10:39,133
是啊麦克风啊卧槽

1645
01:10:42,266 --> 01:10:44,199
耳机麦大家没见过吗

1646
01:10:44,266 --> 01:10:45,699
圆柱体

1647
01:10:46,600 --> 01:10:48,400
白色的耳机

1648
01:10:48,400 --> 01:10:52,000
再加上他那个体积比正常的麦克风小

1649
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:53,900
我现在手里就拿着他呢

1650
01:10:55,100 --> 01:10:56,533
你们没见过耳机麦啊

1651
01:10:56,533 --> 01:10:58,266
不会你们都没有用过

1652
01:10:58,900 --> 01:11:01,533
若耳式耳机自带的麦克风说话吧

1653
01:11:03,766 --> 01:11:05,733
恭喜主播掉了一个剑

1654
01:11:06,500 --> 01:11:07,733
哎呀嘿呀

1655
01:11:09,766 --> 01:11:11,666
烟烟的麦克风消息

1656
01:11:13,166 --> 01:11:13,866
错误的

1657
01:11:13,866 --> 01:11:16,766
如果你抬头看见天上飘着云扇

1658
01:11:17,966 --> 01:11:19,266
一直喜欢秘密

1659
01:11:19,266 --> 01:11:21,666
什么呀这什么呀

1660
01:11:22,066 --> 01:11:23,299
看看脚底

1661
01:11:24,200 --> 01:11:26,266
戒烟呢还没戒烟呢

1662
01:11:26,266 --> 01:11:27,199
没下播呢

1663
01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:28,566
可以切了

1664
01:11:29,933 --> 01:11:31,766
不可以切那是我留的

1665
01:11:33,466 --> 01:11:37,666
这个是我在春天等你们这首歌吧

1666
01:11:40,333 --> 01:11:41,299
是不是叫这首歌

1667
01:11:41,300 --> 01:11:42,966
我忘了是不是叫这首歌

1668
01:11:42,966 --> 01:11:43,799
对这个

1669
01:11:44,700 --> 01:11:45,700
我的天呐

1670
01:11:45,700 --> 01:11:48,800
之前就真的刻到了我的DNA的东西

1671
01:11:53,700 --> 01:11:56,200
不知道大家当年有没有听过啊

1672
01:11:57,200 --> 01:12:01,000
我听了这个歌的每一秒钟都这样熟悉

1673
01:12:02,166 --> 01:12:04,533
下播了快要下播了

1674
01:12:04,766 --> 01:12:07,966
等什么时候轻舞飞扬来直播了

1675
01:12:07,966 --> 01:12:09,733
我们的异地就用这首啊

1676
01:12:09,733 --> 01:12:11,366
就用这个我在春天等你

1677
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:15,900
主播拜拜拜拜

1678
01:12:15,900 --> 01:12:18,166
你下播了但是我还没下播呢

1679
01:12:20,533 --> 01:12:21,566
这什么异地

1680
01:12:21,566 --> 01:12:23,599
轻舞飞扬专属的异地

1681
01:12:24,666 --> 01:12:25,733
就适合他

1682
01:12:31,133 --> 01:12:33,566
等等轻舞飞扬来播的时候啊

1683
01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:38,400
快下班吧好想玩起看

1684
01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:39,333
好玩了

1685
01:12:40,166 --> 01:12:41,133
快要下了

1686
01:12:41,666 --> 01:12:44,066
对啊这他特别喜欢这个

1687
01:12:46,533 --> 01:12:47,099
哎呀

1688
01:12:47,100 --> 01:12:49,500
哎呀这个这个不愿意听

1689
01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:51,533
我好像年轻了10岁

1690
01:12:51,866 --> 01:12:53,066
落雨

1691
01:12:54,066 --> 01:12:58,799
等待花又开的时候和你在一起

1692
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:00,766
天地之间数着

1693
01:13:03,700 --> 01:13:07,733
我在春天等你

1694
01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:12,700
山川岁月的约定

1695
01:13:13,566 --> 01:13:16,566
如果你抬头看见

1696
01:13:16,700 --> 01:13:19,333
如果你抬头看见了天上飘着云

1697
01:13:19,333 --> 01:13:21,699
那是我们今生最美的相遇

1698
01:13:22,266 --> 01:13:24,933
谢谢塔姐居然能说出来这首歌的歌词

1699
01:13:25,366 --> 01:13:26,666
我挺意外的

1700
01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:29,100
塔姐真的什么歌都听

1701
01:13:33,466 --> 01:13:35,699
晚安菠萝老师OS me

1702
01:13:37,966 --> 01:13:39,499
好该戒烟了

1703
01:13:40,600 --> 01:13:43,266
其实我今天准备的话题没说啊

1704
01:13:43,266 --> 01:13:44,166
大家有点

1705
01:13:44,466 --> 01:13:45,899
大家挺能发散的

1706
01:13:45,900 --> 01:13:49,300
导致我我今天收到的很多

1707
01:13:49,300 --> 01:13:51,533
就很多话题已经压了三天了

1708
01:13:51,533 --> 01:13:52,899
还没说出去

1709
01:13:54,133 --> 01:13:55,766
侧面说明了我们对于

1710
01:13:55,766 --> 01:13:57,266
直播节奏的掌控啊

1711
01:13:57,266 --> 01:13:58,366
还是有待提升

1712
01:13:58,366 --> 01:14:01,066
但是我就喜欢发散这口咋办呢

1713
01:14:01,666 --> 01:14:03,699
就好发散这口咋办

1714
01:14:08,533 --> 01:14:10,399
他这年龄暴露的都来了

1715
01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:12,666
有没有可能他只是喜欢怀旧呢

1716
01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:15,266
它变得更好

1717
01:14:15,300 --> 01:14:17,266
去掉锋芒

1718
01:14:18,900 --> 01:14:20,600
牌太多了

1719
01:14:25,133 --> 01:14:26,566
明天再说吧

1720
01:14:26,566 --> 01:14:28,299
留下的牌明天再说

1721
01:14:28,300 --> 01:14:30,866
有一些牌留着留着就发现

1722
01:14:30,933 --> 01:14:33,533
已经没有再说出去的那一天了

1723
01:14:33,866 --> 01:14:34,999
卡牌大师

1724
01:14:35,666 --> 01:14:40,133
祝最甜甜甜的小香草生日快乐

1725
01:14:40,133 --> 01:14:42,566
每一天都不用戒烟

1726
01:14:48,200 --> 01:14:51,100
不停用强愈之后我怎么可能没牌

1727
01:14:52,766 --> 01:14:53,966
不喜欢不喜欢

1728
01:14:53,966 --> 01:14:56,133
小男友发现你要跟我发现

1729
01:14:56,266 --> 01:14:58,099
我有我有办法对付你

1730
01:14:58,100 --> 01:15:01,600
我就在直播间念贝拉小男友的作文

1731
01:15:01,900 --> 01:15:03,066
你给我投稿

1732
01:15:03,066 --> 01:15:04,066
小男友发现

1733
01:15:04,066 --> 01:15:06,699
我就把主人公的名字都换成贝拉

1734
01:15:07,400 --> 01:15:08,966
看我们谁受伤啊

1735
01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:11,200
看到底你受伤还是我受伤

1736
01:15:13,866 --> 01:15:15,599
继续压牌还真是

1737
01:15:25,866 --> 01:15:27,066
好狠哈

1738
01:15:27,800 --> 01:15:28,266
哈

1739
01:15:28,266 --> 01:15:30,499
杀招来喽嗨皮

1740
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:33,166
哎呀我的面不卡了

1741
01:15:33,200 --> 01:15:36,533
没事反正反正要下班了反正要下班了

1742
01:15:36,533 --> 01:15:39,066
面不卡了一下问题

1743
01:15:40,466 --> 01:15:41,566
有点大

1744
01:15:47,300 --> 01:15:48,966
喂不灭我操

1745
01:15:48,966 --> 01:15:49,766
别了

1746
01:15:50,266 --> 01:15:53,099
你来看我直播这也能切那也能切

1747
01:15:53,100 --> 01:15:54,800
要让你来做我的切片员

1748
01:15:54,800 --> 01:15:56,566
我一场直播全是精华

1749
01:15:56,566 --> 01:15:58,366
能切出来10个片是吧

1750
01:15:58,766 --> 01:16:00,299
你也太能切了

1751
01:16:00,300 --> 01:16:02,933
什么什么七夕的剁碎烧纸

1752
01:16:04,400 --> 01:16:06,200
对超都来了害人

1753
01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:07,966
主播的攻击性怎么这么强

1754
01:16:07,966 --> 01:16:08,999
有点意外

1755
01:16:10,333 --> 01:16:11,266
有没有想过

1756
01:16:11,266 --> 01:16:13,133
我们直播间为什么会有攻击人啊

1757
01:16:13,133 --> 01:16:15,166
为什么别的主播直播间都是某某人

1758
01:16:15,166 --> 01:16:17,199
我们主播直播间有攻击人

1759
01:16:18,166 --> 01:16:21,366
当然是主播自己带的头啦

1760
01:16:23,933 --> 01:16:24,933
惨了

1761
01:16:27,766 --> 01:16:29,133
主播自己带透啊

1762
01:16:29,133 --> 01:16:31,099
但主播只是小小的臊皮

1763
01:16:31,100 --> 01:16:32,666
没有想到抛砖引玉啊

1764
01:16:32,666 --> 01:16:33,766
引来的大货

1765
01:16:33,766 --> 01:16:36,466
纯正的攻击人味比起主播来说

1766
01:16:36,700 --> 01:16:39,100
比起主播这个容的皮貌来说

1767
01:16:39,100 --> 01:16:40,000
太正了

1768
01:16:40,966 --> 01:16:43,166
主播好摸一下就摸

1769
01:16:43,166 --> 01:16:45,366
每天不出点事故都不会直播

1770
01:16:45,366 --> 01:16:49,066
那是一出事故整个人如鱼得水啊

1771
01:16:49,066 --> 01:16:50,699
进入了熟悉的直播节奏

1772
01:16:50,700 --> 01:16:53,533
同街也长了弹幕也多了嗨皮

1773
01:16:55,566 --> 01:16:57,199
是过七夕女主播

1774
01:17:01,733 --> 01:17:02,766
郑老爷

1775
01:17:06,733 --> 01:17:08,933
有些时候其实我不念大家的

1776
01:17:08,933 --> 01:17:10,266
弹幕是保护大家

1777
01:17:10,266 --> 01:17:12,133
比如说就你现在这弹幕

1778
01:17:12,133 --> 01:17:14,166
放 100个虚拟主播

1779
01:17:14,166 --> 01:17:16,399
直播间里面有99个半都得禁言

1780
01:17:16,400 --> 01:17:17,166
剩下半个是

1781
01:17:17,166 --> 01:17:19,266
我在犹豫不决要不要禁你啊

1782
01:17:19,533 --> 01:17:21,933
我的手已经放在了这个匣子

1783
01:17:21,933 --> 01:17:24,099
9527禁言该用户上面

1784
01:17:24,100 --> 01:17:24,700
但是我

1785
01:17:24,700 --> 01:17:27,400
犹豫的迟迟不知道该不该点下去

1786
01:17:28,466 --> 01:17:30,799
这话放到100个直播间

1787
01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:33,600
99个半都会直接把你摁碎的好吧

1788
01:17:36,133 --> 01:17:37,933
烟审的攻击性还行吧

1789
01:17:37,933 --> 01:17:39,799
现在因为要下播了吗

1790
01:17:39,800 --> 01:17:41,300
比较比较随性啊

1791
01:17:41,300 --> 01:17:43,933
然后攻击性逐渐有点显露出来了

1792
01:17:44,066 --> 01:17:46,199
很放松攻击性就会很高

1793
01:17:46,600 --> 01:17:47,533
你是纯辽宁

1794
01:17:47,533 --> 01:17:49,066
正确的儒雅随和

1795
01:17:49,066 --> 01:17:50,366
特别的随和呢

1796
01:17:51,566 --> 01:17:52,866
成种萌萌人

1797
01:17:52,866 --> 01:17:54,533
那我不也有萌萌的一面吗

1798
01:17:54,533 --> 01:17:57,599
我相信每个人都不是片面而脸谱化的

1799
01:17:57,600 --> 01:18:00,766
一个人身上出现很多你

1800
01:18:01,166 --> 01:18:02,299
觉得不同的性格

1801
01:18:02,300 --> 01:18:03,466
不是他RP失败

1802
01:18:03,466 --> 01:18:06,499
有没有可能是因为他确实没有在RP

1803
01:18:06,500 --> 01:18:08,200
人就是这样多样性的

1804
01:18:08,800 --> 01:18:11,533
我凶啊我没有凶

1805
01:18:11,900 --> 01:18:14,966
嘿呀他在直播间都快

1806
01:18:14,966 --> 01:18:18,699
开始那个那个 1128了

1807
01:18:21,766 --> 01:18:23,533
打电话叫你动手的啦

1808
01:18:25,666 --> 01:18:28,699
主播摁碎了我求求了我不要

1809
01:18:28,733 --> 01:18:30,399
我没说啥不能念的吧

1810
01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:33,500
你说郑老爷什么什么你都听

1811
01:18:33,966 --> 01:18:36,566
听听摁了就能念是吧

1812
01:18:37,466 --> 01:18:38,699
这能念是不

1813
01:18:40,500 --> 01:18:43,666
你告诉我这能这能念吗念

1814
01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:47,800
主播学会禁言专属推荐钱是吧

1815
01:18:47,800 --> 01:18:50,466
这这钱太黑心了我赚不了

1816
01:18:51,400 --> 01:18:53,766
这钱太黑心了我赚不了

1817
01:18:54,766 --> 01:18:55,966
不行啊不行

1818
01:18:55,966 --> 01:18:57,499
今晚香草是连唱

1819
01:18:57,500 --> 01:18:58,900
他有意见了

1820
01:18:59,966 --> 01:19:01,533
开奶瓶了

1821
01:19:01,700 --> 01:19:05,366
对所有的快乐说嗨嗨

1822
01:19:06,333 --> 01:19:07,899
嗓子哑了待会

1823
01:19:10,266 --> 01:19:12,299
晚安大家也辛苦了

1824
01:19:19,966 --> 01:19:22,333
主播主播很包容啊

1825
01:19:22,533 --> 01:19:23,699
他现在还能说话

1826
01:19:23,700 --> 01:19:25,966
难道不就是主播包容的结果

1827
01:19:26,733 --> 01:19:28,999
主播不包容他能说话了

1828
01:19:30,700 --> 01:19:32,900
啊拜拜大家晚安

1829
01:19:32,900 --> 01:19:34,400
晚安我要送你

1830
01:19:35,866 --> 01:19:38,366
可以把那什么留给你吗

1831
01:19:45,066 --> 01:19:46,466
你真的想要吗

1832
01:19:48,500 --> 01:19:50,600
做梦吧我不会给你的part