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喂喂喂喂喂

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我操没退出去啊我操

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我这我自己对着电脑刚说了

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呃

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5分钟

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中午好啊中午好快要过年了

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我这边是大半夜

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我不知道没退出去他一直在准备中

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中午好嗯中午好

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声音好小很小吗

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啊怎么没推流啊

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怎么没推流啊

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什么情况

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晚上啊中午好

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中午好今天二逼跨年兄弟们

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真正的跨年直播

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那不是啊

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我跟你们跨年其实是RP的跨年对吧

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现在才是真正的我要跨年了

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虽然说说要跨年了

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但是没有任何跨年的气息啊

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燕燕昨天晚上在干什么

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昨天晚上

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嗯昨天晚上我在干什么来着

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你跨的时间按你的时间听听真实感

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晚上好

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嗯

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天的这个弹幕机因为那个什么的原因

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只能放这么大一块了

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最多放这么大一块

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颜值好像有点高

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内存也好像占用有点多

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欢迎大家啊

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对于大家来说这个是

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2022年的第一场直播

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主播就要给你们挠死玩游戏了

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新年快乐

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嗯新年快乐哦

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我先跟大家道个歉啊

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我那个什么我刚才给大家白播了半天

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我还在想为什么就这几个人发弹幕

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是不是大家中午

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昨天晚上太嗨了都根本没起来啊

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结果一看还准备中没退出去

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啊主播那边是不是马上2022年了

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对啊

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晚上好新年快乐

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2022年第一场直播

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现在只能给我磕一个了

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砰砰砰

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啊不是夜谭了

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什么夜谭

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呃呃

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我得把这个夜坛去掉

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新年快乐哦

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你们错过了多少分钟的夜

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大概五六分钟吧

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我还在看我看了一眼群我发

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现你们都在说我迟到了

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我才发现没退出去

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香草没起来他要淹没了

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他不是起来了吗

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我看他在水渠呢

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昨天中午烟神陪我跨年

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今天中午我陪烟神跨年

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四舍五入我们一起过了两年了

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惊不惊喜意不意外

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仿佛上次跟延

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安人一起跨年好像还在昨天啊

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时光飞逝日月如梭

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不知道在我们上次跨年到这次跨年里

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各位延安人都做了什么有意义的事情

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了

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香草在和导师battle

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你怎么知道

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圣光你怎么知道的

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这样看起来好一点

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大母鸡永远都挡着我

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他昨天不是说了吗

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啊说了吗

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啊啊我忘了

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欢迎天地之星

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嗯新年好

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谁啊你谁啊你谁啊

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打雷

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新年快乐

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这个不认识我的人真不熟

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我今天是纯纯的初见

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今天连新手教程都没做完

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早上好

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啊晚上好

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晚上好我这边还有9分钟过年啊

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还有9分钟跨年嗯

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之前一直答应大家要玩的这个

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播到大家睡觉

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这什么游戏

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厨房模拟器一起做饭的游戏

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炸厨房喽happy

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我在做前面的新手教程的时候

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犯了一些什么

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把把西红柿直接扔在地上

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他让我拿个盘子之后

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从菜篮子里面买三个西红柿

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我手一抖

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那盘子跟三个柿子全掉地下碎了

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我自己都不知道咋操作的

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那盘子直接就往地上撞哎呀

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不是分手厨房是那个

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呃厨房模拟器

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嗯

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分手厨房不是要跟别人一起玩的吗

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我自闭我玩不了

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哎我偷偷的跟你们说

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其实我半夜坐在这直播有点害怕

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因为现在外面是晚上

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这个这个窗帘他又不是那么挡风

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就在别人

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如果别人想凑到我家房子面前

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是能看到我现在坐在这直播的

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总督翻倍我为什么不加了啊

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8,600 你不翻过倍了才是8,600的吗

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是因为你翻了倍才是8,600我算错了吗

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之前不是4,200吗

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谢谢雪尤迪安的5个铃铛

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非常感谢阿力来到

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算错了的话那我就再继续唱

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这个是我算了一下

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是这样吗

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对啊你太久没来看我了

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你都忘了我加多久的班了

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我要生气了我要生气了

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加班已经不做事

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没有啊你们看

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他们昨天啊

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跨年回国我上了四个舰长他姐的减了

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然后我就当场加过班了吗

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反正现在没有什么事情

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原来是我的错

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哎呀我的错我的错

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我的我的我的好吗

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嗯我的好狠的心

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我可没有啊

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你竟然敢生气

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你这是对天顶爹的大不敬呃

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可以把尾巴交出来吗不行

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主要说这种游戏还是比较

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比较适合我我个人觉得比较适合我

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我不得不说一件事情啊

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就是我玩这个游戏的时候也容易挠死

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叫我旋转

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旋转那个牛排我死活都没旋转出来

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然后被那个店主一顿骂

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能够通过这个游戏加载的速度看出来

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我的电脑到底是什么情况

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又面容经典

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面容开始了

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1月1号了

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还有6分钟

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昨天忘给贝拉上剑了

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你意思是

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呃要不要改名

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复合型鸳鸯人要不要考虑一下

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中午好哦

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谢谢蓉蓉的分享非常感谢

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应该没什么问题吧

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哎我就经

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常能干出来这种事情

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不知道为什么就放掉

169
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放到那个地方之后就他没反应

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然后就

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是应该火都开不开吗

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火我还是能开开的

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你看这个点这个就能开火了

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这个很简单的

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今天不是这么早

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是我要在欢声笑语中跟大家呃

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有猪我可不是

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我上次差点把盘子给摔碎了因为

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嘿哦

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我现在好像是看不到就是呃

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大家能不能教我这个游戏怎么才能

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暂时的退出里面呀

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什么东西掉了但是问题不大不管他

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哎这东西怎么放下来着

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这个东西怎么放下来着

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我唱坏了卡关了家人们

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LT加F4 真的假的

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你别骗我我现在看不了那个什么了

189
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怎么啥都不会呢

190
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意思是记了

191
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新手教程卡关是吧

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我我上次就是没把这个盘子放下

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就是这个这个铲子我放不下

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不知道为什么

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可以关吗

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那我关一下吧

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我得重新设一下那个什么

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直播间的东西

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这能关吗

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你们你们别骗我啊

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我不会把直播直接关了吧

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别骗我别骗我

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等一下等一下

204
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现在没有办法操纵我的电脑了家人们

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这下绷不住了

206
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我们要在这个

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牛排尖椒的这个这个这个

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这个这个

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情况中欢度新年了

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能真的把这个关掉吗

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那我就先关一下

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我不会直接关机了吧

213
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家人们ALT加F4也救不了我了

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我这电脑好像没有F14这个按键

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送一送烧焦牛肉

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因为我没有没有换地方撒

217
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那边几点跨年

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还有两分钟我意

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思是就要在这个

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欢声笑语之中迎来新年了

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F4的话没有哎没有用

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主要是我我有点不太敢那个什么了

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啊好了

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关掉了

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谢谢大伙成功把游戏关掉了

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虽然我知道你们在钓鱼啊

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哈哈

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谢谢大家的这个钓鱼教程这个这个

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帮助我成功成功完成了这个

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这个电脑的关闭

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刚才卡在那了

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因为我我为什么要把它关一下

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我摸到了我这个电脑上面

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特别特别特别的烫

235
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我怕他爆炸我不敢再开了

236
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又是免费版是吧

237
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嗯收费版因为他出了一些bug

238
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现在还没有办法打开

239
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:29,133
谢谢吊我谢谢吊我谢谢吊我

240
00:14:29,533 --> 00:14:33,566
谢谢大家教我用LT加F4来关闭游戏

241
00:14:33,566 --> 00:14:35,399
孩子的电脑都叫了

242
00:14:36,366 --> 00:14:37,999
新年快乐有点事等会来

243
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,200
嗯先忙啊

244
00:14:40,300 --> 00:14:42,100
大家新年快乐

245
00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:44,166
我们这边也是2022年了

246
00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:49,133
在一坨烧焦牛排的陪伴中

247
00:14:49,133 --> 00:14:53,299
我们成功这个到达了2022年

248
00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:54,933
新年快乐

249
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:00,866
对

250
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:06,133
喵喵的我新的一年也希望多出很多鱼

251
00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:09,533
然后希望新年

252
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:15,000
身体一直健康不要感染新冠肺炎

253
00:15:16,133 --> 00:15:18,133
对啊打个厨房模拟器

254
00:15:18,133 --> 00:15:21,066
电脑烫的要爆了我都不敢继续开了

255
00:15:21,066 --> 00:15:24,133
我摸他一下感觉他他要进了

256
00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:29,366
新的一年多吃饭饭

257
00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:30,533
嗯

258
00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:35,133
对其实我觉得比起玩这个厨房模拟器

259
00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:38,566
我可能收米米是吧

260
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,800
你这个人能不能这么真实啊

261
00:15:43,766 --> 00:15:46,499
谢谢圣光的SC阿里格斗

262
00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:48,600
燕宝新年快乐

263
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:49,933
照顾好自己

264
00:15:49,933 --> 00:15:53,199
不要生病不要生病不要生病

265
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,133
可以的话尽量少快几门课

266
00:15:58,566 --> 00:15:59,366
呃

267
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这个

268
00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:03,899
我尽量我尽量

269
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:06,466
主播主播主播

270
00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:08,466
主播是不会挂科的

271
00:16:08,466 --> 00:16:09,266
嗯

272
00:16:09,766 --> 00:16:11,666
我也打算给电脑吃顿好的

273
00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:12,866
送他上路了明

274
00:16:12,866 --> 00:16:15,766
天就去那个by SPY买电脑了

275
00:16:19,133 --> 00:16:23,133
有没有董哥给我给我评价一下这个

276
00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:27,466
那叫什么来着

277
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,866
联想拯救者

278
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R9000

279
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x对这款

280
00:16:46,166 --> 00:16:46,933
对对对

281
00:16:46,933 --> 00:16:49,566
有没有董哥给我锐评一下那个

282
00:16:49,566 --> 00:16:51,266
联想的拯救者啊

283
00:16:51,266 --> 00:16:53,299
不挂科就是傻逼

284
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:56,166
哎天地这些

285
00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:56,899
你有没有觉得

286
00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:59,166
你给我上的总督全都给我交学费了

287
00:16:59,166 --> 00:17:01,666
全都给我交挂科的学费了

288
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:06,733
3,000净土吧加价森林吧

289
00:17:07,266 --> 00:17:11,099
我配不了啊我配不了那个台式电脑

290
00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:16,466
你在国外能保修就还不错

291
00:17:16,466 --> 00:17:18,566
嗯那可以考虑一下

292
00:17:19,666 --> 00:17:20,699
怎么了哈哈

293
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,566
你给我上了走路贴给我交学费了

294
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,200
嘿嘿

295
00:17:26,533 --> 00:17:28,099
我促进了你的毕业

296
00:17:29,866 --> 00:17:33,266
不是我的毕业是米安啊

297
00:17:33,266 --> 00:17:34,933
啊不对不是

298
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:38,300
是我的毕业不是米安的毕业

299
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:41,766
只有我毕业了米安才可以更好的活动

300
00:17:41,933 --> 00:17:44,566
呃如果我毕不了业

301
00:17:44,566 --> 00:17:47,533
那米安可能就要面临毕业的风险了

302
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:51,366
嗯是白天的我

303
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:54,900
为什么配不了

304
00:17:54,900 --> 00:17:56,366
我可能要搬家

305
00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:58,299
我楼上有个秘籍

306
00:17:58,366 --> 00:17:59,866
我不敢住了

307
00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:04,166
确实是不敢住了

308
00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:10,766
现在我的那个测温枪就放在我手边上

309
00:18:10,766 --> 00:18:12,966
基本上没事我就给自己来一下

310
00:18:13,166 --> 00:18:14,133
听到没有

311
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:22,266
里外总有一个毕业是吧

312
00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:26,733
主播的中职人如果不毕业的话

313
00:18:26,733 --> 00:18:29,333
主播就面临着毕业的风险了

314
00:18:34,266 --> 00:18:36,899
街买栋楼吧人人都是秘诀

315
00:18:36,900 --> 00:18:38,933
不不不不一样的

316
00:18:38,933 --> 00:18:39,733
呃

317
00:18:40,466 --> 00:18:41,899
好像也是

318
00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:46,566
你说的好像

319
00:18:46,566 --> 00:18:49,299
对虽然我知道我楼上的姐姐是秘诀

320
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:52,100
但是在我不知道的地方

321
00:18:52,466 --> 00:18:55,666
我可能跟很多秘诀都接触过

322
00:18:57,166 --> 00:18:59,666
啊没事好吧好吧

323
00:18:59,666 --> 00:19:01,866
超市买的到自测试纸吗

324
00:19:01,866 --> 00:19:04,366
买不到并且昨天开始

325
00:19:04,966 --> 00:19:08,533
那个我们这个省的省长鼓励大家

326
00:19:08,733 --> 00:19:12,666
如果你有症状的话就把自己当成患者

327
00:19:12,666 --> 00:19:14,266
然后在家自己治

328
00:19:14,266 --> 00:19:15,333
隔离自己

329
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:18,966
但如果你已经完全接种了两针疫苗

330
00:19:18,966 --> 00:19:21,799
你可以把你自己隔离自己的这个时间

331
00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:23,166
缩短到5天

332
00:19:23,166 --> 00:19:26,066
没有人监督你也没有人给你提供帮助

333
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:29,699
也建议你不要去排队做核酸

334
00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:32,200
政府也不会给你提供免费的核酸

335
00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:35,299
我们也不会给你提供一些医疗的帮助

336
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,366
我们的电话长期占线

337
00:19:39,066 --> 00:19:41,366
哎呀呃挺离谱的

338
00:19:41,366 --> 00:19:44,333
我有点后悔在这个时间过来这边了

339
00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:48,133
你不知道他是秘籍你就不是秘籍

340
00:19:48,133 --> 00:19:49,666
骗大货可以

341
00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:51,733
骗自己就要记了

342
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,733
开始人民就是很自觉啊

343
00:19:56,733 --> 00:19:59,199
这个充满着自觉和自由

344
00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:04,600
真不行真不行

345
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,400
我的评价是真不行

346
00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:07,933
就如果

347
00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:12,933
能再考虑要出来还是不要出来呢

348
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,866
我建议你不要出来了

349
00:20:14,866 --> 00:20:16,366
千万别出来了

350
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:18,933
除非你呃

351
00:20:20,166 --> 00:20:22,166
你的学校特别特别的好

352
00:20:22,166 --> 00:20:23,899
值得你孤注一掷

353
00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:24,700
好吧

354
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:29,300
加拿大哎你别光说加加拿大嘛

355
00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:32,200
就其他国家不也是一样的吗

356
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,566
美国一天70万呢

357
00:20:36,566 --> 00:20:38,166
哎呀你说的很对

358
00:20:38,166 --> 00:20:40,799
虽然加拿大这边疫情很严重

359
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,566
但根据美国这个

360
00:20:42,933 --> 00:20:45,399
霍霍普金斯大学的调查

361
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,533
美国昨天新增了70万

362
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:52,699
啊不是这个不是我扯的是真的

363
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:58,133
只是只能说生了一只中国的猫咪

364
00:20:58,133 --> 00:21:02,399
我觉得我们我们真的挺厉害的

365
00:21:04,700 --> 00:21:06,066
这是真的啊

366
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,333
你说的对

367
00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:09,566
但根据美国

368
00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:13,966
霍普金斯大学对那个什么的调查

369
00:21:17,766 --> 00:21:20,933
接三针别忘记了我已经预约了三针了

370
00:21:20,933 --> 00:21:23,599
如果有在境外的各位烟烟人

371
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:26,766
各位观众朋友也一定要记得啊

372
00:21:26,900 --> 00:21:29,766
约翰斯霍普金斯谢谢你谢谢你

373
00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:31,066
阿利嘎的

374
00:21:32,066 --> 00:21:33,866
大哥不像二哥

375
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:43,000
2022年1月1号

376
00:21:43,866 --> 00:21:45,966
半夜12:07

377
00:21:45,966 --> 00:21:49,733
在这个所有人都在狂欢的时刻

378
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:54,000
我在一个混乱不堪的屋子里忍受着

379
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:57,766
透风的窗户跟拉不上的窗帘

380
00:22:00,133 --> 00:22:01,799
其实最恐怖的

381
00:22:01,933 --> 00:22:05,666
东西是因为半夜屋里开灯

382
00:22:05,666 --> 00:22:06,999
外面是黑的

383
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:10,100
他窗帘遮不住的那一块玻璃

384
00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:12,100
就可以反射出

385
00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:14,733
我在直播的时候我那个反光

386
00:22:16,533 --> 00:22:18,733
我可以看到自己的脸

387
00:22:18,733 --> 00:22:19,933
特别恐怖

388
00:22:19,933 --> 00:22:22,099
就半夜在玻璃上看到一个人影

389
00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:23,200
然后一看是自己

390
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:24,733
哎呦一看又是自己

391
00:22:24,766 --> 00:22:26,166
这真的很吓人呐

392
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:31,000
什么鸟样肉贝菜吗

393
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:31,800
哈哈哈

394
00:22:32,666 --> 00:22:35,766
狗没尿狗没尿不是在说尿尿

395
00:22:36,100 --> 00:22:38,266
主播的房间名跟主播那种关联吗

396
00:22:38,266 --> 00:22:39,166
没有了没有了

397
00:22:39,166 --> 00:22:40,133
现在没有了

398
00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:41,466
现在没有了

399
00:22:41,466 --> 00:22:42,533
哈哈哈

400
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,400
主播来打雀雀吧

401
00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:48,199
确确更打不明白了

402
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,966
主播的电脑好像一次是g了

403
00:22:50,966 --> 00:22:54,399
他现在刚才打那一会厨房模拟器

404
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:56,900
就那么一小会那个厨房模拟器

405
00:22:57,900 --> 00:23:01,200
把我的电脑现在他那个高温还没下来

406
00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:05,933
打了5分钟游戏就要游戏回这

407
00:23:05,933 --> 00:23:07,699
这电脑不支持了

408
00:23:09,866 --> 00:23:11,899
也有可能是人脑不支持了

409
00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:13,533
二者总要有一个

410
00:23:22,466 --> 00:23:24,266
游戏打炸了就没游戏

411
00:23:24,266 --> 00:23:26,899
把电脑打炸了谁给你们直播看呢

412
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:46,500
其实我想直播剪视频或者是

413
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:51,600
直播弄一些工作上的东西

414
00:23:51,666 --> 00:23:53,866
但是我又觉得良心不安

415
00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:57,333
因为我一天摸鱼三个多小时

416
00:23:57,766 --> 00:23:59,566
但是一到直播的时候

417
00:23:59,566 --> 00:24:02,999
就想起了一些自己必须要完成的工作

418
00:24:03,166 --> 00:24:04,799
不知道大家有没有这种情况

419
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,000
就一开始看直播啊

420
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,900
或者是干一些其他的娱乐活动

421
00:24:09,900 --> 00:24:12,800
马上就想起来自己还有一些

422
00:24:13,300 --> 00:24:15,133
必须要完成的事情要做啊

423
00:24:15,133 --> 00:24:17,299
就带着一种很愧疚的心

424
00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:22,000
一边娱乐一边完成自己想做的事情

425
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,666
这这算不算一种

426
00:24:24,933 --> 00:24:28,066
有些人喜欢黑厅也是因为

427
00:24:28,266 --> 00:24:32,166
可以一边摸一边完成自己的工作吧

428
00:24:35,300 --> 00:24:35,900
不愿介意

429
00:24:35,900 --> 00:24:39,366
自信一点把自己当做弹幕的主人

430
00:24:46,333 --> 00:24:50,133
娘娘也要我拿鞭子抽你了吗

431
00:24:50,566 --> 00:24:51,533
那个

432
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:54,533
你也想被踩吗

433
00:24:56,300 --> 00:24:58,200
回来啦新年快乐

434
00:24:58,200 --> 00:24:59,766
嗯新年快乐

435
00:24:59,933 --> 00:25:01,099
对着电脑测个温

436
00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:02,333
他测不出来

437
00:25:02,333 --> 00:25:04,166
电脑温度太高了

438
00:25:05,666 --> 00:25:08,266
直接就开始报警了

439
00:25:10,766 --> 00:25:11,933
他没有去DJ

440
00:25:11,933 --> 00:25:12,933
他不是做事情吗

441
00:25:12,933 --> 00:25:14,866
哥们就是玩不愧疚

442
00:25:15,466 --> 00:25:17,366
那说明你行动力挺强的

443
00:25:17,366 --> 00:25:19,733
你在最后的时候可以那个什么

444
00:25:19,866 --> 00:25:21,499
可以完成你的任务啊

445
00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:25,400
下午好一边摸一边打黄油啊

446
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:26,900
每次见你都在打黄油

447
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:27,700
除了打黄油之外

448
00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:29,766
还有没有什么其他的事情要干啊

449
00:25:30,566 --> 00:25:32,299
黑天都在打游戏

450
00:25:32,300 --> 00:25:33,933
哥们不是闲人

451
00:25:34,766 --> 00:25:36,666
哥们有工作了

452
00:25:37,300 --> 00:25:39,300
一句话把我爆杀了

453
00:25:40,300 --> 00:25:42,866
完全误解5倍的意思了

454
00:25:42,866 --> 00:25:44,266
那你是什么意思啊

455
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,500
嗯踩我试试

456
00:25:46,766 --> 00:25:48,066
不踩贝吉星

457
00:25:48,066 --> 00:25:50,533
贝吉星都是很笨很笨的人

458
00:25:51,733 --> 00:25:53,099
不踩贝吉星

459
00:25:56,733 --> 00:25:59,133
你们说说你们的GN例

460
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,933
你们的这些文学都是在哪偷的呀

461
00:26:02,933 --> 00:26:05,933
能不能教教我我最近想想给那个

462
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:08,300
想给嗯

463
00:26:09,133 --> 00:26:10,899
别的v写小作文

464
00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:15,166
但是我我我就觉得

465
00:26:15,766 --> 00:26:20,466
那种很常见的太没有新意了我想偷点

466
00:26:21,100 --> 00:26:23,133
别人没偷过的东西

467
00:26:23,733 --> 00:26:27,199
你只是希望爷爷不要总是道歉

468
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:30,166
不过如果我想你也不介意

469
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:31,200
嗯

470
00:26:32,466 --> 00:26:33,599
希望大家

471
00:26:33,900 --> 00:26:35,500
呃良木我

472
00:26:36,466 --> 00:26:39,133
让大家良木我之前先道歉

473
00:26:42,966 --> 00:26:46,466
除了打黄油还有找黄油能不能推点啊

474
00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:50,733
加了主播给别的主播写小作文

475
00:26:50,733 --> 00:26:51,866
那肯定啊

476
00:26:51,933 --> 00:26:54,933
你们有没有那种就比较有新意

477
00:26:54,933 --> 00:26:57,666
然后又传承率比较低的小作文啊

478
00:26:58,333 --> 00:27:00,899
新年快乐秃头嗯

479
00:27:03,466 --> 00:27:05,566
都偷了还要有新意是吧

480
00:27:05,566 --> 00:27:07,799
那不一样那是辩证的

481
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,733
矛盾之间是存在辩证统一的

482
00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:16,100
主播爱是吹点黄油上

483
00:27:20,766 --> 00:27:23,066
我推荐主播玩选

484
00:27:23,066 --> 00:27:24,366
择甜心

485
00:27:25,566 --> 00:27:26,733
那是什么东西啊

486
00:27:26,733 --> 00:27:29,499
说好了棉花糖的主播主播试试

487
00:27:29,566 --> 00:27:30,866
主播试一下

488
00:27:31,333 --> 00:27:34,333
今天呢本来有三个方案

489
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:40,266
第一个方案是我把小k直播机下回来

490
00:27:40,266 --> 00:27:45,799
然后给大家开之前没开过的3D回

491
00:27:46,533 --> 00:27:49,133
嗯其实开过但好久都没开过了

492
00:27:49,133 --> 00:27:50,966
大概两个月都没开过了

493
00:27:50,966 --> 00:27:51,866
所以过去

494
00:27:52,866 --> 00:27:55,533
算是很多新观众都没看过吧

495
00:27:55,533 --> 00:27:59,266
本来是想要么就开个3D会要么就是

496
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:05,666
玩游戏结果游戏电脑炸了

497
00:28:05,666 --> 00:28:08,533
小k直播机更新的速度大概

498
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:10,733
每秒500K

499
00:28:10,966 --> 00:28:13,366
需要一个小时左右才能把它更新

500
00:28:13,366 --> 00:28:14,166
更新完

501
00:28:14,166 --> 00:28:15,933
不知道是不是因为我在境外呀

502
00:28:15,933 --> 00:28:16,733
反正

503
00:28:17,166 --> 00:28:21,099
这个这个这个也吹了也不行

504
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,866
谢谢兔兔的爱心阿力嘎到

505
00:28:24,700 --> 00:28:25,966
新年快乐

506
00:28:25,966 --> 00:28:27,333
新年快乐

507
00:28:28,100 --> 00:28:29,300
恭喜恭喜

508
00:28:29,300 --> 00:28:31,400
希望兔兔在新的一年里

509
00:28:32,566 --> 00:28:33,699
身体健康

510
00:28:33,700 --> 00:28:36,066
然后捏土技术

511
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,066
进步

512
00:28:40,366 --> 00:28:42,866
少加班多发奖金

513
00:28:43,866 --> 00:28:45,266
三必回

514
00:28:45,933 --> 00:28:49,133
结果什么也没干白了电脑的问题啊

515
00:28:49,133 --> 00:28:50,899
主播有3D模型了

516
00:28:50,900 --> 00:28:53,900
主播小k主播机的免费3D

517
00:28:53,933 --> 00:28:55,199
之前捏过的

518
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,200
刚刚播了5分钟游戏

519
00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:59,366
然后电脑烫的像要爆炸了一样

520
00:28:59,366 --> 00:29:02,333
紧急用弹幕提供的LT加F4

521
00:29:02,333 --> 00:29:04,333
然后把游戏关掉了

522
00:29:05,666 --> 00:29:07,866
快接到言语照开播了

523
00:29:08,166 --> 00:29:11,499
嗯我今天其实也看了一些关于

524
00:29:11,866 --> 00:29:16,666
虚拟v的那个2D跟3D的一个探讨

525
00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:21,799
我觉得他说的其实也挺有道理的

526
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,366
如果不是那种

527
00:29:23,766 --> 00:29:28,566
跳舞绝活歌呀唱歌绝活歌呀这些

528
00:29:28,766 --> 00:29:32,366
其他的v其实有了3D也摆脱不了什么

529
00:29:32,366 --> 00:29:34,799
摆脱不了轮椅人的本质

530
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:37,600
也是跟以前一样

531
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:41,500
可能也做不到什么其他新的东西

532
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:45,966
就比如说如果我有了三弟

533
00:29:45,966 --> 00:29:48,466
我除了能在VRT里面跟大家

534
00:29:48,466 --> 00:29:50,066
摆摆手摆摆脚之类的

535
00:29:50,066 --> 00:29:52,599
因为除了能看到我的全身跟后背

536
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:53,600
还有后脑勺

537
00:29:53,966 --> 00:29:56,499
好像也没有什么优越性了

538
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:57,733
3D的话

539
00:29:57,733 --> 00:30:01,333
终究还是给一些希望往更大的平台呀

540
00:30:01,333 --> 00:30:01,933
然后

541
00:30:01,933 --> 00:30:05,399
开演唱会啊之类的这种为来准备的

542
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:06,400
对于我这种

543
00:30:06,766 --> 00:30:09,266
就不以唱歌跳舞见长的微来说

544
00:30:09,266 --> 00:30:11,399
三弟的意义真的有那么大吗

545
00:30:12,166 --> 00:30:15,166
发现偷吃二弟也可以

546
00:30:15,166 --> 00:30:18,299
冷知识你在看我吃东西的时候

547
00:30:18,566 --> 00:30:21,333
我这个模型啊面部嘴是会动的

548
00:30:21,333 --> 00:30:23,799
虽然我吃东西嘴是不张开的

549
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:27,266
但是面部的嘴会动不知道为什么

550
00:30:28,266 --> 00:30:30,366
刚才煎了一块粑粑

551
00:30:30,366 --> 00:30:33,566
你你怎么吃粑粑呀上官

552
00:30:34,566 --> 00:30:36,599
你怎么吃粑粑呀

553
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,000
今天头也不会炸

554
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,933
3D表演后空翻

555
00:30:46,066 --> 00:30:48,733
我我我八岁以前还会

556
00:30:51,733 --> 00:30:55,599
我们燕子是百万绝活歌我不是

557
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:57,566
3点了

558
00:30:57,566 --> 00:31:01,533
我就可以给大家这个鞠鞠躬啊之类的

559
00:31:01,533 --> 00:31:04,499
就这些我还可以跳你们干的心

560
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:06,766
菠萝老师整点建模

561
00:31:06,766 --> 00:31:11,299
就那个BLENPER是不是这么拼来着

562
00:31:11,300 --> 00:31:12,466
那个软件

563
00:31:16,100 --> 00:31:18,700
反正那个软件好像是可以给虚

564
00:31:18,700 --> 00:31:20,166
拟主播建模的

565
00:31:20,666 --> 00:31:21,799
啊谢谢

566
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:25,000
复合型北极星的烟火啊厉害的

567
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,600
谢谢烟花非常感谢

568
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,333
好像我现在你们也可以看到我在鞠躬

569
00:31:30,333 --> 00:31:31,933
哎你看嗯

570
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:50,566
3D可以干更多的事

571
00:31:50,566 --> 00:31:53,699
但3D能干的这些事跟我没什么关系

572
00:31:53,700 --> 00:31:57,333
我想有3D的原因就是我想有3D

573
00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:00,166
就像我想要表情包一样

574
00:32:00,166 --> 00:32:01,566
真不一定有什么用

575
00:32:01,566 --> 00:32:03,666
但是我还挺喜欢的

576
00:32:04,733 --> 00:32:07,099
主播会不张嘴吃东西我会

577
00:32:07,533 --> 00:32:08,766
嗯我会

578
00:32:09,466 --> 00:32:12,066
虽然小k的3D猫猫很可爱

579
00:32:12,066 --> 00:32:13,699
但更喜欢这个2D模型

580
00:32:13,700 --> 00:32:16,266
但是我可以给你们比比花花呀

581
00:32:16,266 --> 00:32:17,733
还可以在你们

582
00:32:17,766 --> 00:32:21,166
说国难啊禁言言论的时候比比中指什

583
00:32:21,166 --> 00:32:25,166
么的还可以呃捏捏嗯

584
00:32:25,500 --> 00:32:26,300
点点

585
00:32:26,333 --> 00:32:29,566
之类的然后把手放在胸部之后揣

586
00:32:29,666 --> 00:32:30,799
摩啊之类的

587
00:32:31,966 --> 00:32:34,866
上面还是有挺多好玩的东西啊

588
00:32:35,366 --> 00:32:37,966
还真行谢谢从云吗哎

589
00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:42,133
不像是鞠躬向你用脑门擦我多来点

590
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,000
我很晕的

591
00:32:44,900 --> 00:32:48,866
谢谢复合型北极星的呃烟火棒

592
00:32:48,866 --> 00:32:51,466
感谢奥利给豆瓣感谢

593
00:32:51,933 --> 00:32:54,466
我操爹不张嘴

594
00:32:54,466 --> 00:32:57,866
是用鼻孔送面条对上半身居家餐厅

595
00:32:57,966 --> 00:32:58,766
嗯

596
00:33:06,966 --> 00:33:10,466
他的判定有问题的啊不是因为我

597
00:33:11,266 --> 00:33:14,933
哎我我不是穿戴式的3D

598
00:33:15,133 --> 00:33:17,299
我只是一个摄像头的3D

599
00:33:17,300 --> 00:33:19,566
所以他会有很大的问题啊

600
00:33:19,566 --> 00:33:20,366
所以说

601
00:33:20,466 --> 00:33:24,366
这个穿模了也不能代表主播很

602
00:33:25,466 --> 00:33:28,799
很小不揣摩也不能代表主播很大

603
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,500
一切仅供参考

604
00:33:30,700 --> 00:33:33,700
一切一切最终解释权归

605
00:33:33,866 --> 00:33:36,766
米耶米亚的种植猫猫所有

606
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:41,766
来了来了

607
00:33:41,766 --> 00:33:45,399
白天直播的同级好像比晚上要多一些

608
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:46,600
果然还是

609
00:33:48,266 --> 00:33:52,733
嗯白天好像比晚上人气要高一点

610
00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:56,166
一米7不可能大了

611
00:33:56,166 --> 00:33:57,166
为什么啊

612
00:33:59,300 --> 00:34:02,866
这尾巴不是雨刮器哦是电风扇哦

613
00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:05,799
前几天在首页

614
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:06,500
刷到了使

615
00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:09,666
用三个摄像头的更高精度家用动作

616
00:34:10,666 --> 00:34:12,766
那个也穿戴了吧我记得

617
00:34:12,766 --> 00:34:15,499
我也刷到了那个也要穿戴的

618
00:34:16,366 --> 00:34:18,766
我还查了一下那个穿戴设备

619
00:34:18,766 --> 00:34:20,899
一套好像最便宜的是

620
00:34:21,166 --> 00:34:22,299
几千块

621
00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:25,666
再加上一个玩我要拆他的那个头盔

622
00:34:29,266 --> 00:34:32,266
半个小时了高能榜没有达到常规的40

623
00:34:32,266 --> 00:34:35,266
黑厅的人挺多的

624
00:34:36,933 --> 00:34:39,699
谢谢北极星的卧槽

625
00:34:41,100 --> 00:34:44,200
谢谢复合型北极星的4个烟火芳芳

626
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:45,666
感谢阿力的豆

627
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:49,766
谢谢复合型北极星的烟花感谢感谢

628
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:10,400
谢谢复合型北极星的呃6个烟花

629
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:11,400
阿力盖豆

630
00:35:12,700 --> 00:35:15,300
说谁不正经说谁不正经

631
00:35:15,866 --> 00:35:19,133
嗯是我我我最不正经了

632
00:35:21,266 --> 00:35:24,099
正经人清早7点睡觉一

633
00:35:24,100 --> 00:35:25,866
看都是现成夜谭

634
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,400
嗯对是夜谭啊

635
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:28,766
对于我来说是夜谭

636
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:33,066
倒不如说我们直播间的主播跟观众

637
00:35:33,266 --> 00:35:35,466
永远有一方是在晚上的

638
00:35:35,466 --> 00:35:38,066
所以主播的这个粉丝团的表情

639
00:35:38,066 --> 00:35:39,666
第一个就是晚上好

640
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:42,133
你可以对我说晚上好

641
00:35:42,133 --> 00:35:43,533
我也可以跟你说晚上好

642
00:35:43,533 --> 00:35:45,799
因为我们两边总有一边是晚上

643
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,133
以后都不要深夜的

644
00:35:48,133 --> 00:35:50,099
为什么不行

645
00:35:50,100 --> 00:35:51,666
我还是喜欢深夜的

646
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,166
因为对于我来说现在是那什么呀

647
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,900
but don't he got the straight up

648
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:10,600
i'm only warming girl i keep the Mama

649
00:36:11,066 --> 00:36:12,799
oh i'm a night of star

650
00:36:14,700 --> 00:36:18,366
i might not call good or wrong现在是中午1点

651
00:36:18,366 --> 00:36:19,733
不是半夜1点吗

652
00:36:19,733 --> 00:36:21,366
在我这里是半夜1点了

653
00:36:21,366 --> 00:36:23,399
我是一只有时差的猫猫

654
00:36:23,966 --> 00:36:24,766
啊

655
00:36:28,700 --> 00:36:31,766
耳朵提笔画丹西

656
00:36:31,766 --> 00:36:37,866
看那一刹一望无悔的子弹

657
00:36:39,933 --> 00:36:41,533
自那一一一一一一一一一一

658
00:36:45,300 --> 00:36:46,400
一一一

659
00:36:48,700 --> 00:36:49,500
一

660
00:36:53,166 --> 00:36:54,666
我得转黑天了

661
00:36:54,666 --> 00:36:57,366
再不工作以后没钱打米了

662
00:37:00,466 --> 00:37:01,199
这么丑不了

663
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:04,300
老师不过新的一年元旦就开始工作

664
00:37:04,300 --> 00:37:05,700
真的没问题吗

665
00:37:05,866 --> 00:37:08,066
还是要注意休息啊

666
00:37:09,133 --> 00:37:12,599
是为了打米还是为了为了生活更好

667
00:37:13,366 --> 00:37:15,099
不打米是没关系的

668
00:37:16,733 --> 00:37:19,133
我为什么会刷到你的早起人

669
00:37:19,133 --> 00:37:20,299
26

670
00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:22,266
这个时间

671
00:37:22,266 --> 00:37:25,299
不管在什么国家都不算是早起吧

672
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,700
不会唱有没有中文版的歌词啊

673
00:37:32,866 --> 00:37:35,466
怎么加班累积到8,600个小时了

674
00:37:35,466 --> 00:37:38,466
这就要跟你说说首播总督的含金量了

675
00:37:39,733 --> 00:37:43,399
之前还积累了太多的那个欠债

676
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,200
一个总督是翻倍的

677
00:37:46,733 --> 00:37:48,099
让我写一下吧

678
00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:56,933
加班半小时一件加班半小时然后

679
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,366
7都可选加减100

680
00:38:02,100 --> 00:38:04,000
我的

681
00:38:08,333 --> 00:38:12,499
梦偷偷把你

682
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:15,400
写在

683
00:38:21,866 --> 00:38:23,533
300小时对

684
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:29,266
总督时长翻倍

685
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:36,933
天顶别今天跟我说忘写这个东西

686
00:38:40,933 --> 00:38:41,733
好

687
00:38:42,866 --> 00:38:43,766
写好喽

688
00:38:52,166 --> 00:38:52,366
啊

689
00:38:52,366 --> 00:38:55,133
我一听这首歌就就想起来我以前的故

690
00:38:55,133 --> 00:38:55,933
事了

691
00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:58,400
但是好像不太好讲

692
00:38:58,500 --> 00:39:00,766
你们想听百合故事吗

693
00:39:02,166 --> 00:39:04,266
你们想听百合故事吗

694
00:39:06,566 --> 00:39:09,066
加100-300 加拿大现在是

695
00:39:10,100 --> 00:39:12,500
12点半半夜12点半

696
00:39:12,500 --> 00:39:14,800
嗯刚睡醒就有我

697
00:39:14,966 --> 00:39:18,933
明明是我履行了跟你们的承诺

698
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,133
考完了试

699
00:39:21,133 --> 00:39:24,333
然后安顿下来之后好好直播这回事

700
00:39:25,666 --> 00:39:26,399
我有没有事

701
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:29,133
你睡前有我刚睡醒又有我呀

702
00:39:29,133 --> 00:39:30,333
你一整天都有我

703
00:39:30,333 --> 00:39:31,933
你有没有觉得很幸福啊

704
00:39:34,900 --> 00:39:35,700
哈哈

705
00:39:36,133 --> 00:39:38,566
我说怎么听不到燕子说话

706
00:39:38,566 --> 00:39:40,766
原来是我把燕子静音了

707
00:39:41,666 --> 00:39:43,866
你静音我干嘛呀

708
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,566
6号百合

709
00:39:48,266 --> 00:39:51,733
这个电影刚上映的时候

710
00:39:51,733 --> 00:39:54,599
呃大家还记得是什么时候吗

711
00:39:55,266 --> 00:39:57,966
我忘了在国内上映的时候

712
00:39:58,166 --> 00:39:59,399
我搜一下

713
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:13,500
电影什么时候在国内上映呢

714
00:40:15,933 --> 00:40:18,199
主播再说一下干哈呀

715
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:19,166
Suki

716
00:40:20,466 --> 00:40:21,699
啥呀

717
00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:37,366
动漫打上花火什么时候在国内上映的

718
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:50,800
这是2017年嘛

719
00:40:50,966 --> 00:40:53,799
2017年 嗯

720
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:59,066
12月1号 对找到了

721
00:40:59,966 --> 00:41:03,399
8年左右但是那个那个

722
00:41:09,700 --> 00:41:11,533
我该怎么描述呢

723
00:41:14,733 --> 00:41:16,566
我是不是给大家说过

724
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:20,800
主播初中高中的时候特别招女童啊

725
00:41:20,866 --> 00:41:23,499
对我也记得不好看就是稀碎

726
00:41:23,566 --> 00:41:26,199
我对这个电影唯一的印象就是就是

727
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:28,300
一个女生约我去看的

728
00:41:28,300 --> 00:41:29,400
大家知道就是

729
00:41:29,533 --> 00:41:29,933
因为我知道

730
00:41:29,933 --> 00:41:32,599
这个女生好像还有点喜欢我

731
00:41:33,566 --> 00:41:37,899
就是我说之前之前那个跟大家说过

732
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:39,133
有人

733
00:41:39,766 --> 00:41:42,266
给我写小纸条然后我塞书包里

734
00:41:42,266 --> 00:41:44,133
然后被猫妈妈发现了

735
00:41:44,133 --> 00:41:46,866
严严严令盘问我是不是

736
00:41:46,966 --> 00:41:49,199
是不是通讯录的这个情况

737
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:50,600
主播铁梯

738
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,600
对这歌真挺好听

739
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:54,900
我就记得这歌了

740
00:41:54,900 --> 00:41:56,333
我不是渣女

741
00:41:58,533 --> 00:41:59,599
什么就好这口

742
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:00,400
没有这是真

743
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:03,133
事主播主播没法给你们现编的

744
00:42:03,966 --> 00:42:06,933
我要我我是复合型北极星

745
00:42:06,933 --> 00:42:11,066
给我在直播间放烟花我才放打上花火

746
00:42:11,066 --> 00:42:13,199
听到这歌我才想起来这个事了

747
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:16,400
我总不能是买通了复合型北极星然后

748
00:42:17,900 --> 00:42:20,400
让他给我给我狂刷烟花

749
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:23,400
然后我在这在做直播效果是吧

750
00:42:23,466 --> 00:42:25,766
主播的一切都很假是吧

751
00:42:26,533 --> 00:42:28,599
我没有没有玩弄感情

752
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:30,566
人家约我去看电影的

753
00:42:30,566 --> 00:42:32,599
我对人家很好的好吧

754
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:36,500
我当时一个月才才100多块钱的零花钱

755
00:42:37,566 --> 00:42:40,666
不知道这个对于大家来说多还是少啊

756
00:42:40,666 --> 00:42:43,933
反正我觉得不多挺少的

757
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:47,400
我证明主播没有限别人的智力

758
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,000
不合形背景区你是不是托

759
00:43:01,533 --> 00:43:04,099
呃我想想啊我应该怎么说呢

760
00:43:04,100 --> 00:43:05,533
当时有一个女生

761
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:06,966
本来是

762
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:11,100
大概在我高高一的时候

763
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:16,100
寒假一起去过一个类似于

764
00:43:16,700 --> 00:43:19,266
英语外教冬令营的一个东西

765
00:43:19,266 --> 00:43:20,566
然后当时认识的

766
00:43:20,566 --> 00:43:22,666
因为我们那个学校

767
00:43:23,300 --> 00:43:25,333
二次元很少

768
00:43:25,500 --> 00:43:27,100
我看他在那个

769
00:43:27,100 --> 00:43:28,166
学校群里面

770
00:43:28,166 --> 00:43:31,499
水群发现他是一个会画画的二次元

771
00:43:31,966 --> 00:43:35,399
然后我们两个就就就认识了吗

772
00:43:36,300 --> 00:43:38,100
后面一开始是不熟的

773
00:43:38,100 --> 00:43:40,500
到后面因为因为什么东西来着

774
00:43:41,166 --> 00:43:44,799
18年左右我记得龙p特别火

775
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:46,533
我当时也在玩

776
00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:48,900
大家都能知道

777
00:43:48,900 --> 00:43:51,066
就看我比较久的人都知道

778
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:52,866
主播是一个手游

779
00:43:52,866 --> 00:43:55,299
基本垃圾手游全都玩过的人啊

780
00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:56,666
就什么什么龙龙

781
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:58,766
哈5这些东西全都玩过

782
00:43:59,866 --> 00:44:01,733
来了背景不说话了

783
00:44:01,733 --> 00:44:04,499
复合型背景就是当年的女孩子

784
00:44:04,733 --> 00:44:06,699
川菜每次挣50

785
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:09,666
一个月5毛零花钱

786
00:44:09,666 --> 00:44:10,799
真的假的

787
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:16,966
后面我们两个人一起玩农药

788
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,466
就混的比较熟了

789
00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:25,500
之后他又约我去看电影

790
00:44:27,866 --> 00:44:30,299
我以前对朋友特别特别好

791
00:44:30,700 --> 00:44:31,000
就尤

792
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:34,533
其是就我我我比较喜欢的那种女孩子

793
00:44:34,700 --> 00:44:37,100
我当时一个月才100块钱的零花钱

794
00:44:37,100 --> 00:44:38,666
好像攒了两个月吧

795
00:44:38,733 --> 00:44:41,733
然后忘了从什么地方攒到了钱

796
00:44:43,100 --> 00:44:46,566
哎给人家买了一个什么口红

797
00:44:46,966 --> 00:44:48,266
纪梵希的

798
00:44:48,733 --> 00:44:50,499
反正当时对于我来说

799
00:44:50,500 --> 00:44:51,966
老贵老贵的一个东西了

800
00:44:51,966 --> 00:44:54,099
虽然说现在就是属于那种

801
00:44:54,466 --> 00:44:57,299
哎想买随便买的那个情况了

802
00:44:57,300 --> 00:45:00,666
但当时不一样啊当时哪有那么多钱啊

803
00:45:00,766 --> 00:45:01,733
我觉得就是

804
00:45:01,733 --> 00:45:04,933
在我人生中送出去的所有礼物里面

805
00:45:05,266 --> 00:45:07,899
如果要论相对而言的含金量

806
00:45:07,900 --> 00:45:10,566
应该是这个口红最有含金量了

807
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:15,266
耶嗯下午好周老爷

808
00:45:15,266 --> 00:45:16,766
我好像被骂了

809
00:45:16,866 --> 00:45:19,066
主播buff拉满了是吗

810
00:45:19,066 --> 00:45:20,799
他玩荆轲你玩洋

811
00:45:21,500 --> 00:45:24,166
没有一开始我们两个熟悉

812
00:45:24,166 --> 00:45:26,699
为什么我就是我们两个

813
00:45:27,466 --> 00:45:30,799
玩的英雄在农坯里面正好是一对情侣

814
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:33,000
我玩的小乔他玩的周瑜

815
00:45:33,300 --> 00:45:37,000
然后我看他当年买了那个

816
00:45:37,333 --> 00:45:39,066
情侣皮肤我说我也买了

817
00:45:39,066 --> 00:45:40,699
然后咱俩来搜了吧

818
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:43,800
我把他按在地下杀了18次

819
00:45:44,766 --> 00:45:46,866
然后他哭着说不打了

820
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:50,800
然后我就跟他道歉就竖起来了

821
00:45:51,500 --> 00:45:55,166
我当时就一门心思的想想吊打人家

822
00:45:55,166 --> 00:45:56,766
好吧谢谢

823
00:45:56,766 --> 00:45:57,166
主播

824
00:45:57,166 --> 00:46:00,299
明明亚荣登现实我榜新女主播榜第二

825
00:46:00,300 --> 00:46:04,933
啊我们是亚军啊我们啊

826
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:06,900
我们这么厉害啊

827
00:46:07,333 --> 00:46:08,399
安利格斗

828
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:11,700
非常感谢谢谢我们是亚军

829
00:46:13,500 --> 00:46:14,700
不是随手一挥啊

830
00:46:14,700 --> 00:46:16,666
就大家知道我在留学吗

831
00:46:16,666 --> 00:46:18,499
就留学生来说

832
00:46:18,500 --> 00:46:20,533
虽然我是留学生里面最穷的那种

833
00:46:20,533 --> 00:46:22,899
但是一根口红在

834
00:46:22,933 --> 00:46:26,333
没有经济能力的学生手里代表了意义

835
00:46:26,333 --> 00:46:27,733
跟就

836
00:46:28,100 --> 00:46:31,333
我目前也算是可以有点收入

837
00:46:31,333 --> 00:46:32,999
然后养活自己嘛

838
00:46:33,166 --> 00:46:35,566
也许也许多了大家的福

839
00:46:36,100 --> 00:46:37,966
这肯定是不一样的呀

840
00:46:37,966 --> 00:46:40,466
有一个话说的很好嘛就是你兜

841
00:46:40,466 --> 00:46:41,566
里有10块钱

842
00:46:41,566 --> 00:46:43,533
你愿意花9块钱给他买东西

843
00:46:43,533 --> 00:46:46,699
跟你有10万你跟他花9块钱买东西

844
00:46:46,700 --> 00:46:48,966
那是不一样的感觉对吧

845
00:46:50,500 --> 00:46:53,400
我们是亚军哈哈哈

846
00:46:54,566 --> 00:46:56,699
什么口红的还哪个法师

847
00:46:56,700 --> 00:46:58,200
那不是solo吗

848
00:46:58,366 --> 00:46:59,933
中路solo的好吧

849
00:46:59,933 --> 00:47:01,733
主播请什么

850
00:47:02,100 --> 00:47:03,900
按在地上爆一下

851
00:47:04,666 --> 00:47:06,566
坏女人我没有

852
00:47:06,566 --> 00:47:08,933
你把人按在地上人怎么打游戏

853
00:47:08,933 --> 00:47:10,733
我当时就来学雅思

854
00:47:11,566 --> 00:47:13,866
然后我雅思可见的时候

855
00:47:13,866 --> 00:47:16,066
哎怎么现在同学讲这么多啊

856
00:47:16,066 --> 00:47:19,133
你们都喜欢看女同学录的小故事是吧

857
00:47:19,266 --> 00:47:20,533
就好这口

858
00:47:22,700 --> 00:47:25,266
不仅玩弄人心还报答别人

859
00:47:26,700 --> 00:47:31,766
我没有虽然我只会玩点龙p的法师

860
00:47:32,066 --> 00:47:33,133
但是我

861
00:47:33,133 --> 00:47:35,366
每次跟他打游戏都是把他带飞的

862
00:47:35,366 --> 00:47:38,133
好吧主播的水平摆在这里呢

863
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:40,300
好歹是多年龙p啊

864
00:47:42,500 --> 00:47:44,333
哎好早的夜谭啊

865
00:47:44,333 --> 00:47:46,533
还真是好丰富的感性

866
00:47:47,666 --> 00:47:49,333
好恶毒的暴杀

867
00:47:49,366 --> 00:47:52,099
我兜里只有1,800九九九给主播了

868
00:47:52,100 --> 00:47:53,533
危机性危机性

869
00:47:53,533 --> 00:47:55,199
都是很善良很善良的人

870
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:57,100
什么时候叫复合型鸳鸯人

871
00:47:57,733 --> 00:47:59,066
全托烟人的福

872
00:47:59,066 --> 00:48:00,699
叔叔的米一颗不吃是吧

873
00:48:00,700 --> 00:48:02,200
我没吃到

874
00:48:02,733 --> 00:48:04,799
他们都不让我吃

875
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:06,166
你别提了

876
00:48:06,666 --> 00:48:08,266
我要哭了

877
00:48:09,300 --> 00:48:10,600
好这口是吧

878
00:48:10,866 --> 00:48:13,366
要一晚上把对面按在地上

879
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:18,400
呃主播觉得自己是NP还是NP啊

880
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:21,000
呃如果有人问我那可能

881
00:48:24,300 --> 00:48:26,400
因为成分之间也有先后

882
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:28,333
如果有人想要攻击我

883
00:48:28,366 --> 00:48:31,699
那他可能不会先攻击我是OP

884
00:48:31,700 --> 00:48:33,200
也不会先攻击我是NP

885
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:35,733
而是说我操你是个夹心糖

886
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:37,466
我会说我夹心糖怎么了

887
00:48:37,466 --> 00:48:38,766
你还不如骂我是个

888
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:41,366
还不如把我是个NP

889
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,400
用含金量

890
00:48:44,166 --> 00:48:45,599
才给999是吧

891
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:48,000
说把剩下一块包了快走吧

892
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,500
你怎么这么坏呢

893
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,766
p等于n p所以o

894
00:48:53,766 --> 00:48:55,499
p等于o n p

895
00:48:55,933 --> 00:48:57,466
主播可以点歌吗

896
00:48:57,466 --> 00:48:59,333
你可以你可以点

897
00:48:59,566 --> 00:49:01,566
卧槽你是个音乐家

898
00:49:02,333 --> 00:49:04,666
干嘛呀别卧槽

899
00:49:05,966 --> 00:49:09,899
谢谢北极星的4个烟花芳芳

900
00:49:09,900 --> 00:49:11,666
感谢爱迪卡特

901
00:49:12,566 --> 00:49:14,466
谢谢北极星的烟花

902
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:19,466
巧妙的转移火力我可真行

903
00:49:19,466 --> 00:49:22,166
我可没有元气优先是吧

904
00:49:24,066 --> 00:49:26,166
坏了这下要因为这个

905
00:49:26,366 --> 00:49:29,899
p级的这个这个优先程度打起来了

906
00:49:30,333 --> 00:49:32,966
谢谢复合型北极星的4个烟花棒棒

907
00:49:32,966 --> 00:49:33,966
感谢

908
00:49:35,766 --> 00:49:38,366
混合流行北极星有一天打一天

909
00:49:38,500 --> 00:49:40,066
我真的哭死

910
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:45,900
谢谢进进你动态看好看的的小花花

911
00:49:45,900 --> 00:49:48,933
Alikado你知不知道你的切片已经

912
00:49:49,166 --> 00:49:51,199
已经1万多播放量了

913
00:49:53,533 --> 00:49:54,766
主播没有

914
00:49:54,933 --> 00:49:56,866
主播没有要复合性背心

915
00:50:00,866 --> 00:50:01,666
哎呀

916
00:50:01,966 --> 00:50:04,333
你们想不想知道我今天晚上吃的什么

917
00:50:04,333 --> 00:50:06,699
在这个在这个

918
00:50:07,066 --> 00:50:10,066
一碗麻辣烫要卖145的加拿大

919
00:50:10,066 --> 00:50:13,766
我今天晚上大概吃了15块钱的东西

920
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,866
北极星没米了我我我哭死

921
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:21,666
我我哭死

922
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:22,466
这多大

923
00:50:22,466 --> 00:50:25,866
啥也没有只有一个那个你被骗了那个

924
00:50:30,966 --> 00:50:36,099
今天教一个超市的外卖大概花了我

925
00:50:37,066 --> 00:50:41,166
700块钱买到的东西呢是

926
00:50:41,766 --> 00:50:46,266
一包刀削面四个橙子两个地瓜

927
00:50:47,333 --> 00:50:53,299
呃一瓶生抽两瓶醋还有一点点调味料

928
00:50:53,866 --> 00:50:56,699
一包腰果一包铜锣烧

929
00:50:57,266 --> 00:50:59,266
一包速食面条

930
00:51:00,766 --> 00:51:03,933
一斤熟食排骨一盒肥牛卷

931
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:06,200
还有若干的丸子

932
00:51:07,766 --> 00:51:09,933
一箱可乐大概就这些

933
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,666
大家可以体会到一下这边的这个

934
00:51:13,366 --> 00:51:15,999
消费的水平啊什么

935
00:51:17,700 --> 00:51:20,966
吃饭盘盘归来还真是真归来了

936
00:51:20,966 --> 00:51:23,299
我都没有买什么其他的东西

937
00:51:24,933 --> 00:51:27,333
就这点玩意花了我800

938
00:51:28,266 --> 00:51:29,499
你要你要大声

939
00:51:31,133 --> 00:51:34,199
11,000播放了你有没有一种嗯

940
00:51:36,666 --> 00:51:37,899
你参与的切片

941
00:51:37,900 --> 00:51:40,266
这么那么主播真的是虚拟的吗

942
00:51:40,500 --> 00:51:43,066
啊米亚米亚是一个虚拟人物而

943
00:51:43,066 --> 00:51:44,766
作为中之人的我

944
00:51:46,766 --> 00:51:48,699
现在讲述的是我的生活

945
00:51:48,700 --> 00:51:50,066
不是爷爷的生活

946
00:51:50,066 --> 00:51:52,599
爷爷的生活是每天在吃饭饭

947
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:54,800
大学睡觉的专业教读

948
00:51:55,666 --> 00:51:59,866
然后每天开开心心的没有疫情的烦恼

949
00:51:59,933 --> 00:52:03,266
没有身体上的痛苦也没有任何的忧愁

950
00:52:03,366 --> 00:52:07,366
只需要专心的修炼变色魔法就好了

951
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:13,533
尿尿温柔纯情可是是错

952
00:52:15,166 --> 00:52:16,899
你发点能念的吧

953
00:52:17,700 --> 00:52:20,466
大伙有些时候你们弹幕不会念吧

954
00:52:20,466 --> 00:52:23,066
不是我说什么哎偏袒你啊

955
00:52:23,066 --> 00:52:24,933
不偏袒你我针对你了

956
00:52:24,933 --> 00:52:26,733
你快点能念的吧

957
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:28,600
好吗

958
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:32,200
忠诚是个抽象缝合怪bigger

959
00:52:32,266 --> 00:52:32,966
嘿我最近

960
00:52:32,966 --> 00:52:35,899
大家没有觉得我有点丢失了这个这个

961
00:52:35,900 --> 00:52:37,200
miamia的这个

962
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:40,000
缝合的灵气跟锐评的功能了吗

963
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,666
因为最近吃瓜吃的太少了

964
00:52:42,666 --> 00:52:44,599
闲的时间太少了

965
00:52:45,466 --> 00:52:47,266
闲的程度太低下了

966
00:52:47,266 --> 00:52:49,299
就没有那么第一时间

967
00:52:49,300 --> 00:52:53,300
哎呀早上早上各种地方发生了什么

968
00:52:53,300 --> 00:52:56,266
瓜晚上咱就能在直播间讨论一下

969
00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:58,133
失去了这个能力了

970
00:53:00,766 --> 00:53:01,899
不是白烂烂

971
00:53:01,900 --> 00:53:03,600
专业我不是很认可

972
00:53:05,100 --> 00:53:07,000
可惜还是单身

973
00:53:10,366 --> 00:53:12,466
你是单身有什么问题吗

974
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:16,800
我说别别打了别打上花火了

975
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:18,933
我们打上花火已经放完了

976
00:53:19,100 --> 00:53:22,100
谢谢复合型北极星的三个烟花棒

977
00:53:22,100 --> 00:53:24,700
感谢阿里嘎逗芳芳感谢

978
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:31,166
你兜里一共有1,000块钱你打了1,300

979
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:33,133
你不会失去小代了吧

980
00:53:37,166 --> 00:53:39,066
不行不可以去小袋的

981
00:53:39,566 --> 00:53:41,933
如果如果非常小袋的话

982
00:53:41,933 --> 00:53:44,099
可以把自己的那个呃

983
00:53:44,900 --> 00:53:47,866
需要打马赛克的照片发给天顶就行

984
00:53:47,866 --> 00:53:49,999
大家笑但是不可以取的啊

985
00:53:53,266 --> 00:53:54,733
留点钱吃饭吧

986
00:53:54,733 --> 00:53:55,999
在新的一年里

987
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:59,066
希望你今天可以多吃点好吃的

988
00:53:59,133 --> 00:54:02,899
而不是在这给虚拟的坏女人打钱

989
00:54:08,066 --> 00:54:09,199
我错了

990
00:54:09,966 --> 00:54:10,366
主播

991
00:54:10,366 --> 00:54:13,699
有官方推荐的小贷渠道找总督发送

992
00:54:13,700 --> 00:54:15,700
自己需要打码的照片

993
00:54:15,700 --> 00:54:19,200
然后即可以获得总督的一个这个这个

994
00:54:20,733 --> 00:54:21,966
帮助一份

995
00:54:31,166 --> 00:54:33,266
主播承认自己是坏女人了

996
00:54:33,266 --> 00:54:34,733
每次在看大家

997
00:54:34,933 --> 00:54:36,499
大家给我打米的时候

998
00:54:36,500 --> 00:54:38,733
我心里有一种开心的感觉

999
00:54:38,733 --> 00:54:40,299
有一种被认可的感觉

1000
00:54:40,300 --> 00:54:42,400
有一种有饭吃的感觉

1001
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:45,100
但有一种负罪感跟罪恶感

1002
00:54:45,933 --> 00:54:48,199
我一直都摆脱不了这种感觉

1003
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:51,100
因为我感觉我就是摆烂了专业

1004
00:54:51,100 --> 00:54:52,900
然后给我打这么多米

1005
00:54:54,966 --> 00:54:55,766
不好

1006
00:54:58,500 --> 00:55:01,666
我才想起来你标题的厨房模拟器呢

1007
00:55:02,966 --> 00:55:04,799
你再看看你再想想啊

1008
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:06,200
你退出去看一下

1009
00:55:08,166 --> 00:55:09,599
燕子是不是发过

1010
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:10,366
这么熟悉

1011
00:55:10,366 --> 00:55:13,066
没有啊我当年那个

1012
00:55:14,100 --> 00:55:16,966
咱们群里面有人骗钱的时候

1013
00:55:17,366 --> 00:55:19,399
就不是咱们群里有人骗钱

1014
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:21,133
就是有人向那个

1015
00:55:21,466 --> 00:55:22,699
骗子混到这样

1016
00:55:22,700 --> 00:55:25,533
群里面冒充主播借钱的时候

1017
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:27,800
然后我不是拜托

1018
00:55:28,133 --> 00:55:30,666
他们管理员天鼎跟那个

1019
00:55:32,366 --> 00:55:34,766
大娃他们两个人发公告吗

1020
00:55:34,766 --> 00:55:37,999
大娃写那公告就是我们不会借钱

1021
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,100
如果真的有人缺钱的话

1022
00:55:40,100 --> 00:55:40,900
这个

1023
00:55:40,933 --> 00:55:44,799
可以带上需要打码的照片发送给他

1024
00:55:45,766 --> 00:55:47,199
因为在这个时候开播

1025
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:48,933
因为是我的跨年呀

1026
00:55:49,666 --> 00:55:52,699
只是在玩b站这个活动你刚好开播

1027
00:55:52,700 --> 00:55:54,500
真不想给你打米

1028
00:55:55,700 --> 00:55:57,166
你在玩什么呀

1029
00:55:57,500 --> 00:55:58,500
什么活动

1030
00:55:59,866 --> 00:56:00,666
啊

1031
00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:08,700
真困

1032
00:56:09,866 --> 00:56:11,866
等会可能要睡觉了

1033
00:56:11,900 --> 00:56:14,666
你们希望我睡觉的时候也直播吗

1034
00:56:17,866 --> 00:56:19,966
感谢还在嘴硬背地心的大米

1035
00:56:19,966 --> 00:56:20,933
非常感谢

1036
00:56:20,933 --> 00:56:23,599
红灯尼阿里来的集卡这个

1037
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,366
什么是集卡

1038
00:56:26,166 --> 00:56:27,699
翻牌活动

1039
00:56:30,066 --> 00:56:31,066
这个都翻出来

1040
00:56:31,066 --> 00:56:33,199
有什么爵士好奖励吗

1041
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:38,733
不行不行睡不着觉不可以点那个

1042
00:56:39,700 --> 00:56:42,333
我们有大大吉星年签哎

1043
00:56:42,333 --> 00:56:43,133
哇

1044
00:56:44,266 --> 00:56:46,566
啊我们是大吉星年签

1045
00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:52,200
大大大吉星年签奖励30块钱

1046
00:56:57,866 --> 00:57:00,666
谁会因为这30块钱去弄这个大大

1047
00:57:00,666 --> 00:57:03,399
鸡心棉签啊有病吧

1048
00:57:06,333 --> 00:57:09,466
快睡觉吧小被窝给你暖好了

1049
00:57:10,500 --> 00:57:12,933
我我现在被子里面有两个枕头

1050
00:57:12,933 --> 00:57:14,266
哪一个是你呀

1051
00:57:14,700 --> 00:57:16,366
你会打呼吗

1052
00:57:16,366 --> 00:57:17,966
不打就别播了

1053
00:57:17,966 --> 00:57:19,666
我不会打呼噜的

1054
00:57:19,733 --> 00:57:21,399
应该不会吧

1055
00:57:23,533 --> 00:57:25,266
应该不会吧

1056
00:57:26,866 --> 00:57:27,699
不知道

1057
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:37,866
会磨牙那倒是有可能的

1058
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:42,066
我被子里有两个修沟

1059
00:57:42,066 --> 00:57:44,133
为什么那个狗狗叫修沟啊

1060
00:57:48,266 --> 00:57:49,066
哎对

1061
00:57:49,666 --> 00:57:50,766
继续讲那个

1062
00:57:50,766 --> 00:57:52,466
呃那个女生的事情啊

1063
00:57:52,466 --> 00:57:54,099
就看电影的时候吗

1064
00:57:54,100 --> 00:57:54,966
看到一半

1065
00:57:55,333 --> 00:57:58,099
啊我现在都忘了电影讲的都是啥了

1066
00:57:58,100 --> 00:58:00,366
他讲的都是啥来着反正就

1067
00:58:00,700 --> 00:58:01,000
呃

1068
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,933
除了看个画面听个歌好像也没有啥了

1069
00:58:03,933 --> 00:58:04,866
这个女生呢

1070
00:58:04,866 --> 00:58:07,899
恰好就是他也喜欢听数学

1071
00:58:08,466 --> 00:58:11,533
呃也喜欢二次元也玩游戏

1072
00:58:11,533 --> 00:58:15,866
也也也是同仁女也看小说我们两个

1073
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:19,933
我们两个的爱好特别特别特别的像就

1074
00:58:20,866 --> 00:58:23,066
无话不谈嘛后面就

1075
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:25,000
然后他看电影的时候

1076
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:27,766
我记得好像是拉着手看的

1077
00:58:30,133 --> 00:58:33,766
我好像就是拉过手看过那么一次电影

1078
00:58:34,700 --> 00:58:37,900
就是看到一半然后就就拉手手

1079
00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:39,866
这样子嗯

1080
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:42,100
会说梦话吗

1081
00:58:42,466 --> 00:58:45,333
不会啊啊也有可能会

1082
00:58:45,566 --> 00:58:47,966
如果我压力很大的话会说梦话

1083
00:58:47,966 --> 00:58:50,299
我记得女士告诉过我他说

1084
00:58:50,566 --> 00:58:53,699
他说出国前一天晚上听我在说梦话

1085
00:58:53,700 --> 00:58:55,466
说啊救救我

1086
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,666
他听我说说救救我我说

1087
00:59:01,766 --> 00:59:03,599
我干什么了没有吧

1088
00:59:04,733 --> 00:59:07,599
继续继续GP我快好了

1089
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:13,300
然后就看的时候正好是冬天嘛然后

1090
00:59:13,866 --> 00:59:16,366
我们两个还碰到其他同学了好像

1091
00:59:16,466 --> 00:59:18,166
好像那个你的名字

1092
00:59:18,166 --> 00:59:20,133
也是我们两个一起看的

1093
00:59:20,133 --> 00:59:21,666
好像不是我们两个

1094
00:59:21,733 --> 00:59:22,799
那个是偶遇

1095
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:25,133
那个是我自己去看正好碰到了

1096
00:59:25,333 --> 00:59:27,099
我们班的一个同学

1097
00:59:27,100 --> 00:59:29,866
然后他跟那个女生一起去看

1098
00:59:29,866 --> 00:59:31,466
然后我们又是同一场的

1099
00:59:31,466 --> 00:59:32,966
也算是一起看了吧

1100
00:59:34,100 --> 00:59:35,600
队友跳一下

1101
00:59:39,366 --> 00:59:42,533
救救我你在梦里唱霓虹天下

1102
00:59:42,533 --> 00:59:43,333
真的是偶遇吗

1103
00:59:43,333 --> 00:59:44,299
真的是偶遇

1104
00:59:44,966 --> 00:59:47,866
但后面的那个电影就是就是那个什么

1105
00:59:47,866 --> 00:59:50,166
我不是我把他甩了呀

1106
00:59:51,166 --> 00:59:52,466
我每次就

1107
00:59:52,466 --> 00:59:55,333
我觉得我跟人家是无话不谈的好朋友

1108
00:59:55,333 --> 00:59:57,699
之后马上一段时间之后

1109
00:59:57,933 --> 01:00:01,299
呃人家就会因为各种原因

1110
01:00:01,566 --> 01:00:03,333
就不喜欢我了

1111
01:00:04,966 --> 01:00:06,933
所以有些时候觉得

1112
01:00:07,066 --> 01:00:08,966
人跟人之间可能还是

1113
01:00:08,966 --> 01:00:10,899
虚假一点比较好可能

1114
01:00:10,900 --> 01:00:12,666
真实的我反而就不太

1115
01:00:12,666 --> 01:00:14,166
招人喜欢或者说

1116
01:00:14,333 --> 01:00:15,933
你对人家很热

1117
01:00:15,933 --> 01:00:18,566
情很热情的时候就人跟人之间的那个

1118
01:00:18,566 --> 01:00:19,733
距离跟界限

1119
01:00:19,733 --> 01:00:23,099
一旦被突破了的话就

1120
01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:28,000
很难逆转而且也很难一直保持对吧

1121
01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:34,666
他好像跟我说过他说

1122
01:00:34,666 --> 01:00:37,966
我这个人对人很很真诚然后

1123
01:00:38,166 --> 01:00:41,533
就是有有那种喜欢的朋友就会很

1124
01:00:41,533 --> 01:00:43,933
全力以赴的去对待人家

1125
01:00:45,300 --> 01:00:48,800
他他很羡慕我这种感情所以想要跟我

1126
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:49,966
当朋友

1127
01:00:49,966 --> 01:00:53,333
当那种很好的朋友但后面的话可能就

1128
01:00:53,500 --> 01:00:54,466
呃

1129
01:00:54,933 --> 01:00:59,266
凡是看着好然后自己看起来就比较

1130
01:00:59,266 --> 01:01:00,066
比较

1131
01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:03,566
比较好的事情其实亲身经历了觉得

1132
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:06,866
可能反而会给自己带来很大的压力啊

1133
01:01:07,266 --> 01:01:08,066
嗯

1134
01:01:11,700 --> 01:01:16,466
可能情侣也好朋友也好对会变质的

1135
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:19,900
所以我现在就

1136
01:01:20,066 --> 01:01:24,066
交朋友之类的就不会像以前那样就

1137
01:01:24,900 --> 01:01:25,700
特别特别

1138
01:01:25,700 --> 01:01:29,000
全力以赴了因为全力以赴的话

1139
01:01:29,900 --> 01:01:33,333
对方在得到了你的感情的同时

1140
01:01:33,333 --> 01:01:37,299
也会变成他的压力他可能反而会觉得

1141
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:40,933
还不如你们之前的那个情况

1142
01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:45,900
不是性质比我跟大家又不需要啊

1143
01:01:46,266 --> 01:01:49,666
跟你们又不需要因为你们又不会

1144
01:01:49,766 --> 01:01:52,999
不会现实中怼到我身上对吧

1145
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:55,066
我不是坏女人

1146
01:01:55,266 --> 01:01:59,166
就这样可能反而会这这叫什么良心若

1147
01:01:59,166 --> 01:02:00,999
岂若在长久时

1148
01:02:01,166 --> 01:02:02,799
岂在朝朝暮暮

1149
01:02:03,566 --> 01:02:05,466
如果你特别喜欢他

1150
01:02:05,466 --> 01:02:08,499
然后就想特别特别特别想亲近他的话

1151
01:02:08,500 --> 01:02:09,466
其实很多人

1152
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:13,000
我感觉很多人在恋爱里面是这样的吗

1153
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:14,333
你很喜欢一个人

1154
01:02:14,333 --> 01:02:16,466
你就要就一直去亲近他

1155
01:02:16,466 --> 01:02:18,599
24小时想跟他在一起

1156
01:02:18,700 --> 01:02:19,966
然后你脑子里都是他

1157
01:02:19,966 --> 01:02:21,599
所谓的恋爱脑就是这样吧

1158
01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:23,133
我觉得我可能就是一个

1159
01:02:23,266 --> 01:02:25,799
有潜在恋爱脑的这个情况

1160
01:02:27,466 --> 01:02:27,966
这种

1161
01:02:27,966 --> 01:02:31,466
这种做法会给对方带来挺大的压力的

1162
01:02:31,466 --> 01:02:34,966
我以前不懂事不懂但是后面就嗯

1163
01:02:35,133 --> 01:02:37,766
我比较喜欢的朋友之后

1164
01:02:37,933 --> 01:02:39,866
都没有办法保持

1165
01:02:39,866 --> 01:02:42,666
现在正所谓君子之交淡如水

1166
01:02:42,666 --> 01:02:44,266
可能就是这个道理吧

1167
01:02:46,566 --> 01:02:49,133
所以那个女孩子怼到主播身上了

1168
01:02:49,133 --> 01:02:49,899
两眼一看

1169
01:02:49,900 --> 01:02:52,333
那是我高中的时候最喜欢的事

1170
01:02:52,333 --> 01:02:54,966
就是我的教学楼就在比较高的地方

1171
01:02:54,966 --> 01:02:56,366
我在4楼他在2楼

1172
01:02:56,366 --> 01:02:57,333
就我下楼

1173
01:02:57,466 --> 01:02:59,066
下楼的时候去洗手啊

1174
01:02:59,066 --> 01:03:00,333
或者去外面溜达的时候

1175
01:03:00,333 --> 01:03:01,999
我就会跑到他班级门口

1176
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:03,466
然后敲敲他的门

1177
01:03:03,700 --> 01:03:05,066
就是把把他叫出来

1178
01:03:05,066 --> 01:03:07,333
然后我抱他一下我再下去继续走

1179
01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:12,200
就反正人还是有很开心的一段时间的

1180
01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:14,266
但是后面就人家不理我了

1181
01:03:14,266 --> 01:03:17,533
我也会觉得很难过很费解很伤心

1182
01:03:17,900 --> 01:03:21,133
女生之间的关系是很难处理的

1183
01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:22,600
嗯

1184
01:03:24,300 --> 01:03:27,533
我觉得很多时候可能是我做错了吧

1185
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:31,000
我这么多年也在努力的进行一个改变

1186
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:31,200
啊

1187
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:33,900
见到你我才知道原来我也是恋爱呢

1188
01:03:34,900 --> 01:03:37,533
遇到你之前我一直以为我是理性人

1189
01:03:38,100 --> 01:03:40,066
喜欢一个人就想跟他一直在一起

1190
01:03:40,066 --> 01:03:40,866
有什么错吗

1191
01:03:40,866 --> 01:03:43,966
但是喜欢喜欢是放肆爱是克制

1192
01:03:43,966 --> 01:03:46,533
就是你在爱他的时候你可能会觉得

1193
01:03:46,533 --> 01:03:47,333
哎呀

1194
01:03:47,666 --> 01:03:49,333
虽然你会一直需要他

1195
01:03:49,333 --> 01:03:51,099
但他会一直需要你吗

1196
01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:53,333
有些时候会想到这样的一个

1197
01:03:53,333 --> 01:03:54,799
情况嗯

1198
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:57,300
什么羡慕

1199
01:03:57,300 --> 01:03:59,166
多来点多来点

1200
01:04:00,566 --> 01:04:03,099
你都觉得没有好下场了

1201
01:04:03,733 --> 01:04:04,699
血的教训

1202
01:04:04,700 --> 01:04:07,133
和人相处确实得有边界感

1203
01:04:07,133 --> 01:04:08,733
有些时候你把人家

1204
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:09,966
当成自己人了

1205
01:04:09,966 --> 01:04:12,866
你不知道人家在背后怎么想象你啊

1206
01:04:13,266 --> 01:04:15,699
可能也不是因为我自卑或者怎么样

1207
01:04:15,700 --> 01:04:17,333
可我想放弃的

1208
01:04:18,166 --> 01:04:20,699
你收收位吧我真

1209
01:04:21,066 --> 01:04:25,866
哎呀既然疑似呃我不好说

1210
01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:32,733
这种这种事情

1211
01:04:32,733 --> 01:04:36,166
我觉得就大家都是很难控制的

1212
01:04:36,933 --> 01:04:38,299
好土啊你

1213
01:04:38,300 --> 01:04:39,666
你怎么这么土

1214
01:04:41,066 --> 01:04:43,599
我说的对嗯

1215
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:50,166
说有些人就一直生活在回忆里面了

1216
01:04:50,366 --> 01:04:51,466
但是

1217
01:04:51,933 --> 01:04:56,266
后面我们两个人也有恢复联系了

1218
01:04:56,266 --> 01:04:57,899
恢复联系了之后

1219
01:04:57,900 --> 01:05:00,600
有一段时间也是天天说话的

1220
01:05:00,900 --> 01:05:03,266
但是我们是现实的同学呀

1221
01:05:03,266 --> 01:05:04,866
明明我都回国了

1222
01:05:04,900 --> 01:05:08,266
我们两个人谁也没提说说那个

1223
01:05:08,666 --> 01:05:11,366
我们要不要在什么地方吃个饭

1224
01:05:11,366 --> 01:05:12,533
见个面之类的

1225
01:05:12,533 --> 01:05:13,866
我觉得可能是

1226
01:05:14,466 --> 01:05:15,066
他也觉得

1227
01:05:15,066 --> 01:05:17,399
虽然我们两个人每天都在说话

1228
01:05:17,400 --> 01:05:18,533
之类的但是

1229
01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:21,766
也回不到以前那种亲密无间的关系了

1230
01:05:21,766 --> 01:05:23,599
这样也不太好嗯

1231
01:05:26,066 --> 01:05:29,199
这个道理是对的我花了5年才明白

1232
01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:31,600
花了整个青春期

1233
01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:34,466
用各种失败的交友来证明

1234
01:05:34,466 --> 01:05:35,666
确实是不行的

1235
01:05:35,666 --> 01:05:36,933
你以为可以跟你

1236
01:05:37,133 --> 01:05:41,066
心灵相通然后各种东西全部同步的人

1237
01:05:41,066 --> 01:05:43,799
最后其实你们之间的差异

1238
01:05:44,066 --> 01:05:47,533
小的像一根头发也大的像一座大山

1239
01:05:48,933 --> 01:05:50,933
不是怕我没做核酸

1240
01:05:50,966 --> 01:05:53,566
那都很久之前的事情了

1241
01:05:53,566 --> 01:05:56,299
嗯最近也没有再说话了

1242
01:06:02,533 --> 01:06:04,066
总之就那段时间

1243
01:06:04,100 --> 01:06:05,733
我们班的同学都认识他

1244
01:06:05,733 --> 01:06:07,799
他们班的同学也都认识我

1245
01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:10,100
因为我们经常来回来回乱跑

1246
01:06:10,100 --> 01:06:11,333
去玩之类的

1247
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:15,766
主播有点东西关注了

1248
01:06:16,566 --> 01:06:18,933
嗯其实我现在也挺年轻的

1249
01:06:18,933 --> 01:06:22,199
我也仍然在待人处事这方面

1250
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:24,966
感觉不是很理想

1251
01:06:26,700 --> 01:06:28,766
单子听着像一个自闭啊

1252
01:06:28,766 --> 01:06:29,933
你都能听出来

1253
01:06:29,933 --> 01:06:31,933
我的这个中之人的真实性格

1254
01:06:31,933 --> 01:06:33,199
你别看我现在跟

1255
01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:35,900
跟大家在直播间里面谈笑风生

1256
01:06:35,900 --> 01:06:38,266
我在现实中真的很唯唯诺诺的

1257
01:06:38,266 --> 01:06:42,299
就比如说什么就别人逃避责任呐

1258
01:06:42,300 --> 01:06:43,533
然后在集体生活中

1259
01:06:43,533 --> 01:06:45,966
我是那种可能我会把我的地方

1260
01:06:45,966 --> 01:06:48,066
我自己的地盘弄得就比较乱

1261
01:06:48,066 --> 01:06:48,933
我觉得无所谓

1262
01:06:48,933 --> 01:06:50,666
但是我在集体生活中

1263
01:06:50,766 --> 01:06:53,333
我肯定不会把公共区域弄得很乱的人

1264
01:06:53,333 --> 01:06:55,199
我不希望给别人添麻烦

1265
01:06:55,333 --> 01:06:56,699
也不希望给留下留

1266
01:06:56,700 --> 01:06:58,733
给别人留下一个不好的印象

1267
01:06:58,933 --> 01:07:01,599
就会导致很多时候难为自己

1268
01:07:03,333 --> 01:07:04,899
这样其实是不好的

1269
01:07:04,900 --> 01:07:06,866
我明明知道这一点

1270
01:07:10,066 --> 01:07:11,733
不带人就没有任何问题

1271
01:07:11,733 --> 01:07:12,333
正确的

1272
01:07:12,333 --> 01:07:15,299
我现在每天就就对着地屏幕带大家

1273
01:07:15,300 --> 01:07:16,533
不带别人了

1274
01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:19,166
什么有些事先认了

1275
01:07:19,166 --> 01:07:20,599
嗯好的拜拜

1276
01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:21,400
娘娘

1277
01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:23,733
新年快乐

1278
01:07:24,700 --> 01:07:27,000
初见主播一直都是女通讯录吗

1279
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:27,933
那不试试

1280
01:07:36,500 --> 01:07:38,200
嘿呀啊

1281
01:07:39,933 --> 01:07:40,733
啊

1282
01:07:43,100 --> 01:07:46,400
我困了燕宝要去睡觉觉了啊

1283
01:07:49,733 --> 01:07:52,899
1:53你困了要睡觉觉了

1284
01:07:53,166 --> 01:07:54,866
你是猪吗

1285
01:07:55,933 --> 01:07:57,533
你是猪吗

1286
01:08:01,666 --> 01:08:03,899
wow wow oh yes me

1287
01:08:14,200 --> 01:08:15,900
谢谢就呃

1288
01:08:16,466 --> 01:08:20,166
你们要想听一下什么什么各种啊

1289
01:08:20,766 --> 01:08:22,366
别打了我操

1290
01:08:22,400 --> 01:08:25,300
别打别打了别打了谢谢

1291
01:08:25,300 --> 01:08:27,066
薄荷型北极星的

1292
01:08:27,333 --> 01:08:29,499
四个烟火芳芳感谢阿力

1293
01:08:29,500 --> 01:08:32,200
感动谢谢谢谢

1294
01:08:32,600 --> 01:08:35,400
我操爹别打上花火了

1295
01:08:43,866 --> 01:08:45,499
放烟花喽

1296
01:08:50,066 --> 01:08:51,866
我们有有版权吗

1297
01:08:52,066 --> 01:08:53,466
我们还真有版权

1298
01:09:01,466 --> 01:09:04,366
我没开出来是因为mamas

1299
01:09:05,700 --> 01:09:07,366
你要开什么东西啊

1300
01:09:18,066 --> 01:09:20,066
是勇敢的

1301
01:09:21,666 --> 01:09:23,766
你额头的伤口

1302
01:09:23,766 --> 01:09:27,966
你的不同你犯的错

1303
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:30,800
都

1304
01:09:33,100 --> 01:09:34,566
不必隐藏

1305
01:09:36,166 --> 01:09:39,566
你破旧的玩偶你的面具

1306
01:09:39,900 --> 01:09:41,566
前半夜给我发消息

1307
01:09:50,500 --> 01:09:53,166
我室友哎呀他们这些人

1308
01:09:53,366 --> 01:09:55,666
没有网的时候四散而逃

1309
01:09:55,666 --> 01:09:59,366
有网的时候又从各个各个地方回来

1310
01:09:59,366 --> 01:10:01,533
真的不安全啊我觉得

1311
01:10:01,700 --> 01:10:05,800
容人只有不完美值得歌颂

1312
01:10:06,466 --> 01:10:11,399
谁说污泥满身的不算英雄

1313
01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:15,700
爱你孤身走暗巷

1314
01:10:15,700 --> 01:10:17,600
爱你不跪的模样

1315
01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:21,333
爱你对峙过绝望不肯哭一场

1316
01:10:21,333 --> 01:10:24,999
爱你破烂的衣裳却敢堵命运的枪

1317
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:28,766
爱你和我那么像缺口都一样

1318
01:10:28,766 --> 01:10:32,399
去吗对吗这褴褛的披风

1319
01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:34,400
战吗战啊

1320
01:10:34,466 --> 01:10:39,733
以最卑微的梦致那黑夜中的呜咽与

1321
01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:42,866
行车太低了我跟不上

1322
01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:52,066
太低了

1323
01:10:57,066 --> 01:10:58,733
怎么了怎么了

1324
01:11:00,300 --> 01:11:02,533
正好要把谁带回来了

1325
01:11:07,566 --> 01:11:11,166
张老爷怎么把把把你单推那边的

1326
01:11:14,400 --> 01:11:16,366
那边的观众带过来

1327
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:19,200
一想到燕子平时微微的

1328
01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:20,866
窝在墙角的样子

1329
01:11:21,666 --> 01:11:23,066
我可是一只很大的猫

1330
01:11:23,166 --> 01:11:24,666
我的尾巴很大的

1331
01:11:27,166 --> 01:11:29,466
主播声音好听关注了

1332
01:11:29,466 --> 01:11:30,966
花生你给我发过私信

1333
01:11:30,966 --> 01:11:31,966
你早都关注我了

1334
01:11:31,966 --> 01:11:32,866
我记得你

1335
01:11:34,966 --> 01:11:37,966
完了我记了你被抓了happy

1336
01:11:48,966 --> 01:11:50,299
有没有女生的

1337
01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:54,066
爱你和我那么像缺口都一样

1338
01:11:54,066 --> 01:11:57,799
去吗配吗这褴褛的披风

1339
01:11:57,800 --> 01:11:59,700
战吗战啊

1340
01:11:59,700 --> 01:12:01,466
以最卑微的梦

1341
01:12:01,466 --> 01:12:05,966
致那黑夜中的呜咽与怒吼

1342
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:13,300
听说站在光里的才算一生

1343
01:12:14,700 --> 01:12:15,666
b站上有

1344
01:12:15,666 --> 01:12:18,066
我是女生有没有女生版的

1345
01:12:19,400 --> 01:12:21,600
主播声音好猛男关注了

1346
01:12:25,133 --> 01:12:26,799
谢谢你的关注谢谢你的关注

1347
01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:29,066
阿力大盗爱你孤身在顽强

1348
01:12:29,200 --> 01:12:31,000
爱你富贵的模样

1349
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:34,600
爱你对峙我绝望不肯哭一场

1350
01:12:34,733 --> 01:12:36,399
爱你来自于万丈

1351
01:12:36,533 --> 01:12:40,099
一生不见谁来还你将造你的城堡

1352
01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:42,866
在被气只剩绝望

1353
01:12:43,133 --> 01:12:45,499
挺奇怪的这个歌我都没有听过

1354
01:12:45,500 --> 01:12:47,266
我感觉我没有完完整的

1355
01:12:47,266 --> 01:12:48,399
自己找过这个歌

1356
01:12:48,400 --> 01:12:51,900
听过就在这各个视频里面然后

1357
01:12:53,333 --> 01:12:55,066
就能跟着哼了

1358
01:12:55,066 --> 01:12:56,166
挺奇怪的

1359
01:12:56,733 --> 01:13:01,699
谁说站在光里的才算英雄

1360
01:13:05,700 --> 01:13:06,900
真挺怪的

1361
01:13:12,733 --> 01:13:15,899
我说要看双层之战到现在也没看完

1362
01:13:18,800 --> 01:13:20,333
这歌怎么唱来着

1363
01:13:22,900 --> 01:13:25,000
陈奕迅能出cheers

1364
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:31,200
你怎么天天点你的1812序曲啊

1365
01:13:31,666 --> 01:13:32,899
优先别点了

1366
01:13:32,900 --> 01:13:33,866
不可以再点了

1367
01:13:33,866 --> 01:13:34,666
不行

1368
01:13:35,800 --> 01:13:38,300
涨了十几万粉丝应该不是蛀牙吧

1369
01:13:38,300 --> 01:13:41,133
蛀牙那个粉丝的基数还能再涨十几万

1370
01:13:41,133 --> 01:13:42,333
那也太厉害了

1371
01:13:43,900 --> 01:13:46,500
我记得有一个v魂剑

1372
01:13:46,500 --> 01:13:48,666
然后在那个后面那个

1373
01:13:49,400 --> 01:13:52,066
有一块这是我的饰品

1374
01:13:52,200 --> 01:13:54,800
他们有人做了一个那个

1375
01:13:55,366 --> 01:13:56,999
弟弟版的古雍正

1376
01:13:57,300 --> 01:13:58,766
我还去看了一眼

1377
01:14:00,366 --> 01:14:01,899
有女生版我唱不来

1378
01:14:01,900 --> 01:14:03,166
那我肯定啊紫霞

1379
01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:05,900
你来了

1380
01:14:08,766 --> 01:14:11,566
嗯怎么大家大过年的

1381
01:14:12,966 --> 01:14:13,733
放假了

1382
01:14:13,733 --> 01:14:17,366
看管人感觉好像比往天的人多一点

1383
01:14:20,300 --> 01:14:22,400
两眼一黑这网易安好

1384
01:14:22,400 --> 01:14:22,766
哎呦

1385
01:14:22,766 --> 01:14:27,133
我的朋友们就在这个四散纷飞的这个

1386
01:14:31,500 --> 01:14:32,900
全都回家了

1387
01:14:32,933 --> 01:14:35,399
他们回家了家里又不安全

1388
01:14:45,566 --> 01:14:46,899
珍惜这个

1389
01:14:47,166 --> 01:14:51,499
很安静的然后能大半夜直播的我吧

1390
01:14:51,500 --> 01:14:54,600
之后就不知道什么时候还有这种情况

1391
01:14:55,400 --> 01:14:58,100
谢谢849的贝克拉

1392
01:14:58,100 --> 01:15:00,266
非常感谢阿力来到

1393
01:15:00,600 --> 01:15:01,866
好的你阿里盖的

1394
01:15:01,866 --> 01:15:03,533
可以ID点歌吗

1395
01:15:04,533 --> 01:15:06,266
什么叫ID点歌

1396
01:15:07,966 --> 01:15:09,666
放假我不看管让我干嘛

1397
01:15:09,666 --> 01:15:12,599
外面都是病例不想出门他就辛苦了

1398
01:15:12,966 --> 01:15:14,999
主播都考虑过直播打

1399
01:15:16,333 --> 01:15:17,933
这肯定直播打不了的

1400
01:15:17,933 --> 01:15:20,333
我一会出门跟创创子吃饭

1401
01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:22,466
你能不能跟问问创创子

1402
01:15:22,466 --> 01:15:23,533
你看不看管人啊

1403
01:15:23,533 --> 01:15:24,133
能不能避战

1404
01:15:24,133 --> 01:15:25,766
关注米呀米呀呀

1405
01:15:28,133 --> 01:15:30,899
大家都孤寡只能看寡人

1406
01:15:31,266 --> 01:15:32,599
寡人也很孤寡

1407
01:15:32,666 --> 01:15:35,566
哈哈哈四散纷飞是不是炮炸了

1408
01:15:35,966 --> 01:15:37,533
谢谢主播米亚

1409
01:15:37,533 --> 01:15:39,733
米亚荣登现实网榜总榜第七

1410
01:15:39,733 --> 01:15:41,199
即将获得热门流量推荐

1411
01:15:41,200 --> 01:15:43,900
我们是 8强

1412
01:15:44,300 --> 01:15:45,300
阿力卡到

1413
01:15:45,666 --> 01:15:46,599
非常感谢

1414
01:15:46,933 --> 01:15:48,366
我们是8强

1415
01:15:56,300 --> 01:15:59,933
哎呀等会我用他的号

1416
01:15:59,933 --> 01:16:02,166
关注你能不能给他安利安利啊

1417
01:16:02,166 --> 01:16:05,599
说你你就跟他说你的那个那个啊

1418
01:16:05,600 --> 01:16:07,700
不行你的择偶标准是耐力

1419
01:16:07,700 --> 01:16:09,733
那你还不如那个什么耐力呢

1420
01:16:09,933 --> 01:16:12,266
也不如给他让他关注耐力呢

1421
01:16:26,166 --> 01:16:27,899
我的生物钟

1422
01:16:29,100 --> 01:16:31,500
给他一天a s都不搭理我

1423
01:16:31,500 --> 01:16:33,166
你你不是你不是

1424
01:16:33,166 --> 01:16:34,899
他不是还欠你钱吗

1425
01:16:35,500 --> 01:16:38,666
你压着他的头看等他入脑了之后就

1426
01:16:39,133 --> 01:16:40,599
给他放反转入脑

1427
01:16:40,600 --> 01:16:41,400
联盟

1428
01:16:42,166 --> 01:16:44,499
在主播只有1,000粉的时候

1429
01:16:44,500 --> 01:16:46,466
在四五个群引流了

1430
01:16:47,800 --> 01:16:49,533
你拿什么去引流我啊

1431
01:16:50,700 --> 01:16:53,366
你不会在哦

1432
01:16:56,466 --> 01:16:58,299
总群引流我吧

1433
01:16:58,933 --> 01:16:59,733
啊

1434
01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:04,000
我爱雪一我要私密

1435
01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:06,600
有没有给见过百万新主播

1436
01:17:07,300 --> 01:17:08,900
我给你开开

1437
01:17:10,100 --> 01:17:12,166
有没有见过这个

1438
01:17:12,166 --> 01:17:15,266
谁说百万的主播就不算VIP啊

1439
01:17:15,733 --> 01:17:17,933
昨天跟朋友约好下午玩游戏

1440
01:17:17,933 --> 01:17:19,699
结果他说今天开始我当社主

1441
01:17:19,700 --> 01:17:20,733
以后都玩不了了

1442
01:17:20,733 --> 01:17:21,533
令人感叹

1443
01:17:21,533 --> 01:17:23,766
为什么女朋友去上班了

1444
01:17:23,766 --> 01:17:26,733
听起来好像好像要当爸爸了

1445
01:17:27,133 --> 01:17:28,866
因为好像玩不了

1446
01:17:28,866 --> 01:17:33,099
玩不了游戏的话一般都是老婆怀孕了

1447
01:17:33,600 --> 01:17:35,333
辛苦了辛苦了

1448
01:17:37,100 --> 01:17:40,800
哇你背后那个晃来

1449
01:17:41,666 --> 01:17:42,866
晃去

1450
01:17:43,766 --> 01:17:45,299
那是什么呀

1451
01:17:45,300 --> 01:17:46,500
不知道哦

1452
01:17:46,866 --> 01:17:47,933
是尾巴哦

1453
01:17:50,100 --> 01:17:52,366
讲真你是TNA来着

1454
01:17:53,666 --> 01:17:55,366
那你为什么要改名啊

1455
01:17:55,600 --> 01:18:01,466
我一般来说都会叫那个叫叫叫ID

1456
01:18:02,066 --> 01:18:04,533
但是如果你告诉我

1457
01:18:04,966 --> 01:18:07,766
你是谁我就会叫你的昵称

1458
01:18:08,466 --> 01:18:10,899
那是大茄子ID改不回去了

1459
01:18:10,900 --> 01:18:14,100
嗯那也挺好的很好吃的

1460
01:18:17,066 --> 01:18:19,799
上班之后玩游戏的时间少很多事啊

1461
01:18:19,800 --> 01:18:21,200
就不自由了

1462
01:18:26,733 --> 01:18:27,866
不给我改了

1463
01:18:27,866 --> 01:18:28,899
冷却了是吧

1464
01:18:28,900 --> 01:18:30,333
尾巴是长在哪里的

1465
01:18:30,333 --> 01:18:33,366
尾巴是长在屁股上的呀这还用说吗

1466
01:18:33,600 --> 01:18:34,200
你看你

1467
01:18:34,200 --> 01:18:34,933
根据这个

1468
01:18:34,933 --> 01:18:37,599
尾巴的长度跟他的地方来判断

1469
01:18:37,966 --> 01:18:39,466
肯定是长在

1470
01:18:40,133 --> 01:18:42,366
要下面的

1471
01:18:47,766 --> 01:18:51,666
我感觉我都能捡一个咪呀咪呀的嗨皮

1472
01:18:51,766 --> 01:18:55,533
机器爱听猫猫打嗨皮

1473
01:19:01,133 --> 01:19:03,266
尾椎虎对对

1474
01:19:03,266 --> 01:19:07,066
你们愚蠢的人类已经退化了

1475
01:19:08,066 --> 01:19:11,699
但是我们高贵的猫猫还有大大的尾巴

1476
01:19:12,300 --> 01:19:16,166
猪主播可以叫我绿缕缕缕驴吗

1477
01:19:16,200 --> 01:19:17,300
为什么

1478
01:19:18,166 --> 01:19:19,066
可以下播了

1479
01:19:19,066 --> 01:19:20,399
主播我要打游戏了

1480
01:19:20,400 --> 01:19:21,933
你怎么一天到晚打游戏啊

1481
01:19:21,933 --> 01:19:24,066
你今天不是要上上班吗

1482
01:19:24,066 --> 01:19:27,533
有些人昨天说椰子我不想上班

1483
01:19:27,533 --> 01:19:29,199
我明天要上班了

1484
01:19:29,200 --> 01:19:32,366
今天可以下播了主播我要打游戏了

1485
01:19:32,866 --> 01:19:34,599
是你吗啊

1486
01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:52,466
弹醒白来了

1487
01:19:52,466 --> 01:19:53,566
不上播是吧

1488
01:19:53,566 --> 01:19:55,299
我不上不上班是吧

1489
01:19:55,400 --> 01:19:58,200
主播今天连觉都还没睡呢

1490
01:19:59,166 --> 01:20:00,999
我今天晚上吃的那个东西

1491
01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:02,300
简直不是人吃的

1492
01:20:02,300 --> 01:20:05,266
他们这边的那个面难吃的要命

1493
01:20:05,266 --> 01:20:06,499
我不知道为什么

1494
01:20:09,700 --> 01:20:11,300
是那种半成品的舒适的

1495
01:20:11,300 --> 01:20:12,366
我不知道国内有没有啊

1496
01:20:12,366 --> 01:20:14,299
我给大家念一下千万千万别买

1497
01:20:14,333 --> 01:20:16,199
这个叫什么呃

1498
01:20:21,733 --> 01:20:25,533
沙县老街合昌食品有限公司

1499
01:20:25,533 --> 01:20:26,533
喂喂听得到吗

1500
01:20:26,533 --> 01:20:29,199
沙县老街合昌食品有限公司

1501
01:20:29,366 --> 01:20:33,333
如果你碰到了这个厂家出的面

1502
01:20:33,366 --> 01:20:34,733
千万千万不要买

1503
01:20:34,733 --> 01:20:37,199
它那个味道没有问题啊

1504
01:20:37,200 --> 01:20:39,766
但是它这个面饼本身难吃的要命

1505
01:20:39,933 --> 01:20:42,499
非常非常非常的难吃

1506
01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:44,966
然后我今天晚上煮完这个面

1507
01:20:44,966 --> 01:20:47,699
自己又往里面加了一些家里自带的

1508
01:20:47,700 --> 01:20:48,700
速冻的东西啊

1509
01:20:48,700 --> 01:20:50,166
然后又自己调了料

1510
01:20:50,600 --> 01:20:51,900
最后那个面

1511
01:20:52,200 --> 01:20:54,533
像面糊一样煮出来

1512
01:20:54,566 --> 01:20:56,466
感觉我在吃一坨

1513
01:20:56,500 --> 01:20:59,600
柔软的包子或者是馒头之类的

1514
01:20:59,600 --> 01:21:01,400
总之不是面条的口感

1515
01:21:01,400 --> 01:21:02,733
千万千万不要买

1516
01:21:02,966 --> 01:21:04,266
避雷了避雷了

1517
01:21:04,700 --> 01:21:05,766
主播赶紧下播

1518
01:21:05,766 --> 01:21:07,399
我妈拉我出去逛街

1519
01:21:07,400 --> 01:21:10,133
可不可以给这个阿姨安利一下

1520
01:21:10,133 --> 01:21:11,899
必将关注绵绵啊

1521
01:21:12,666 --> 01:21:13,866
我瞎说的

1522
01:21:13,866 --> 01:21:16,266
红鲤鱼与绿鲤鱼与鲤鱼

1523
01:21:16,266 --> 01:21:17,499
但是冷笑话没有

1524
01:21:17,500 --> 01:21:18,333
没get到

1525
01:21:18,466 --> 01:21:20,699
你们为什么给我投棉花糖的

1526
01:21:20,700 --> 01:21:24,200
时候投台词汇都不给我投那个那个

1527
01:21:25,100 --> 01:21:25,966
绕口令啊

1528
01:21:25,966 --> 01:21:27,933
主播的本家行当

1529
01:21:28,533 --> 01:21:30,466
从来都没有得到发挥过

1530
01:21:30,466 --> 01:21:32,966
你们也没有人给我投甄嬛传的台词

1531
01:21:32,966 --> 01:21:35,966
我都指定过好几次了都没有人给我投

1532
01:21:35,966 --> 01:21:37,133
我要生气了

1533
01:21:37,666 --> 01:21:40,133
主播百万粉还能记住粉丝名字吗

1534
01:21:40,133 --> 01:21:42,666
主播的粉丝都已经翻了这么多倍了

1535
01:21:43,900 --> 01:21:45,066
为什么记不住啊

1536
01:21:45,066 --> 01:21:45,999
还是能记住的

1537
01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:47,966
就算是十万粉百万粉

1538
01:21:48,066 --> 01:21:49,899
经常在直播说话的人

1539
01:21:49,900 --> 01:21:51,366
我为什么会记不住你

1540
01:21:52,666 --> 01:21:55,566
你没睡觉我搞的你怪我干嘛呀

1541
01:22:03,466 --> 01:22:05,499
好像没有什么地方可以反驳哎

1542
01:22:05,500 --> 01:22:06,766
我错了爹

1543
01:22:07,600 --> 01:22:08,666
我错了爹

1544
01:22:08,666 --> 01:22:09,699
我都不明白了

1545
01:22:09,700 --> 01:22:10,700
你吃素食

1546
01:22:10,900 --> 01:22:11,700
嘿嘿嘿

1547
01:22:12,166 --> 01:22:13,999
难吃的要死

1548
01:22:15,366 --> 01:22:18,733
特难吃这个东西你也配甄嬛传

1549
01:22:18,733 --> 01:22:21,699
不想投你会的投会的多没意思

1550
01:22:21,766 --> 01:22:23,499
投会的有效果

1551
01:22:23,666 --> 01:22:25,599
投不会的没有效果

1552
01:22:25,866 --> 01:22:28,866
常改ID肯定不会被记住那那肯定的

1553
01:22:28,866 --> 01:22:31,899
这个如果你要说主播跟你有心灵感应

1554
01:22:31,900 --> 01:22:33,900
就算你一直改ID主播也能记得住你

1555
01:22:33,900 --> 01:22:36,133
我觉得这个这个不太现实啊

1556
01:22:36,700 --> 01:22:39,166
但是你是你是杜某克拉对吧

1557
01:22:39,866 --> 01:22:41,333
你是不是杜某克拉

1558
01:22:45,933 --> 01:22:47,499
不许你说燕燕

1559
01:22:49,400 --> 01:22:52,100
通不会的就会出现那种全都是

1560
01:22:52,100 --> 01:22:55,333
燕燕小姐我好喜欢你呀

1561
01:22:55,333 --> 01:22:56,399
我想做你的狗

1562
01:22:56,400 --> 01:22:59,200
燕燕小姐我给你讲个童话故事吧

1563
01:22:59,200 --> 01:23:02,533
从前有只大大尾巴又笨笨蛋蛋的猫咪

1564
01:23:03,700 --> 01:23:06,466
请给我实物照片我要去买一包尝试下

1565
01:23:06,466 --> 01:23:08,533
真的不要买又贵又难吃

1566
01:23:08,533 --> 01:23:09,966
我不知道他在国内卖多少钱

1567
01:23:09,966 --> 01:23:11,599
我现场去淘宝搜一下吧

1568
01:23:11,700 --> 01:23:12,533
这叫什么

1569
01:23:12,666 --> 01:23:14,299
合昌沙县拌面

1570
01:23:14,300 --> 01:23:19,366
我花了2.99刀的巨额购买了它合昌

1571
01:23:32,333 --> 01:23:36,266
沙县老街拌面劲道好面干拌美味

1572
01:23:36,500 --> 01:23:40,000
单袋约两块9毛钱起

1573
01:23:41,333 --> 01:23:45,166
4包花生酱拌面17块5

1574
01:23:46,500 --> 01:23:52,500
分摊到每一包上面17.5/44.375元一包

1575
01:23:52,500 --> 01:23:56,766
而我花了2.99刀乘以5.03

1576
01:23:56,900 --> 01:24:00,900
我花了一包15块零3分钱购买它

1577
01:24:00,900 --> 01:24:02,666
一包更比4包强

1578
01:24:02,733 --> 01:24:05,566
我花了4包的钱吃了一包垃圾

1579
01:24:09,366 --> 01:24:11,733
太好了我改了主播还记得我抬起我

1580
01:24:11,733 --> 01:24:12,999
肯定会记得的呀

1581
01:24:13,566 --> 01:24:15,566
谢谢出门从不带钱的我

1582
01:24:15,566 --> 01:24:17,933
格林当坊感谢阿力哥的

1583
01:24:18,700 --> 01:24:21,666
没人讨厌知道我都是姐姐粉

1584
01:24:21,700 --> 01:24:23,533
我没开主播也认得我

1585
01:24:23,533 --> 01:24:25,133
放弃主播的智力

1586
01:24:26,533 --> 01:24:27,666
怎么开始打广告

1587
01:24:27,666 --> 01:24:31,599
难吃难吃难吃不要买千万不要买

1588
01:24:31,600 --> 01:24:33,366
淘宝有但很难吃

1589
01:24:36,500 --> 01:24:39,533
太好了我改了但主播还记得我

1590
01:24:39,533 --> 01:24:41,699
儒雅随和骂他整

1591
01:24:49,366 --> 01:24:53,733
我觉得我是一个就挺挺

1592
01:24:55,400 --> 01:24:57,666
挺有厨房天赋的

1593
01:24:57,666 --> 01:24:59,899
我觉得我在现实中做饭的功力

1594
01:24:59,900 --> 01:25:01,966
比我在玩厨房模拟器的时候要强

1595
01:25:01,966 --> 01:25:05,266
好多但是但是

1596
01:25:08,300 --> 01:25:11,566
太难吃了这东西我受不了

1597
01:25:11,900 --> 01:25:13,333
我真受不了

1598
01:25:14,300 --> 01:25:16,800
一家币跟一星币差不多

1599
01:25:16,800 --> 01:25:20,400
一家币目前的汇率应该是4.98左右

1600
01:25:21,100 --> 01:25:23,100
燕子我觉得我挺下饭的

1601
01:25:23,100 --> 01:25:24,566
我就是挺下饭的

1602
01:25:25,300 --> 01:25:27,000
都是两眼一黑

1603
01:25:28,666 --> 01:25:29,733
我没有

1604
01:25:29,966 --> 01:25:32,866
我我自己做饭很厉害的好不好

1605
01:25:32,866 --> 01:25:34,099
我做饭很好吃的

1606
01:25:34,100 --> 01:25:36,600
你看你节日主播煮点意面吃吧

1607
01:25:36,600 --> 01:25:38,133
你怎么知道我来这边

1608
01:25:38,133 --> 01:25:41,199
我我每次到什么地方我都煮意面吃啊

1609
01:25:43,166 --> 01:25:44,133
直播间里面有几个人

1610
01:25:44,133 --> 01:25:46,066
应该吃过我做的饭吧

1611
01:25:47,266 --> 01:25:51,166
天黑厅的人里面好像有我的现实朋友

1612
01:25:51,700 --> 01:25:54,066
有有有吃过我做的饭的人

1613
01:25:54,866 --> 01:25:56,966
除了姐姐之外好像也有

1614
01:25:58,333 --> 01:26:00,133
啊弹幕被吞了

1615
01:26:02,366 --> 01:26:04,933
做饭工地玩游戏隔夜你瞅瞅

1616
01:26:04,933 --> 01:26:07,166
在游戏里做不好是因为我操作不行

1617
01:26:07,166 --> 01:26:09,099
不代表我不会做好吧

1618
01:26:12,600 --> 01:26:15,066
破饭了我还没吃过等

1619
01:26:15,066 --> 01:26:16,333
主播什么时候毕业了

1620
01:26:16,333 --> 01:26:18,066
你们来加拿大找主播

1621
01:26:18,066 --> 01:26:20,099
主播主播把饭饭放在门口

1622
01:26:20,100 --> 01:26:21,100
你们自提

1623
01:26:22,866 --> 01:26:24,133
人家嫉妒了

1624
01:26:24,133 --> 01:26:27,399
我本来说想出国之前给大家烤点饼干

1625
01:26:27,400 --> 01:26:29,466
的结果没学会

1626
01:26:29,466 --> 01:26:30,733
考不明白

1627
01:26:30,900 --> 01:26:33,600
我说国货的价格在国外卖的钱啊

1628
01:26:33,600 --> 01:26:34,400
这样做

1629
01:26:38,266 --> 01:26:39,566
梁末已曲罢

1630
01:26:40,866 --> 01:26:42,066
为什么

1631
01:26:44,533 --> 01:26:46,599
主播的见长礼物手作一面衣服

1632
01:26:46,600 --> 01:26:47,900
这东西会坏掉了

1633
01:26:47,900 --> 01:26:49,966
不过做起来的话倒还挺简单的

1634
01:26:49,966 --> 01:26:51,999
而且这个这个

1635
01:26:54,166 --> 01:26:56,466
关键我也想请你们吃饭

1636
01:26:56,466 --> 01:26:57,866
我请你们吃饭的话

1637
01:26:57,933 --> 01:27:00,533
怎么才能把这个东西邮到你们手里

1638
01:27:00,533 --> 01:27:01,866
又不变质呢

1639
01:27:03,866 --> 01:27:06,666
我的好胭脂胭脂我的好胭脂

1640
01:27:06,666 --> 01:27:07,599
你怎么了

1641
01:27:08,066 --> 01:27:09,199
你怎么了小杰

1642
01:27:30,300 --> 01:27:34,466
我感觉很多留学生的厨艺属于那种挺

1643
01:27:35,666 --> 01:27:37,966
挺异想天开的程度吧

1644
01:27:39,166 --> 01:27:40,999
就我来这边观察我室友

1645
01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:42,900
楼上两个小姐姐他们

1646
01:27:42,966 --> 01:27:45,133
你要说他们不会做饭那是不可能的

1647
01:27:45,133 --> 01:27:46,999
但你要说他们会做饭吧

1648
01:27:47,800 --> 01:27:50,900
他们很多时候就是盖一些把拌饭海苔

1649
01:27:50,900 --> 01:27:53,200
香油跟沙拉酱挤到饭里面

1650
01:27:53,200 --> 01:27:55,100
然后拌在一起

1651
01:27:55,333 --> 01:27:58,533
配上超市买的现成的烤排骨

1652
01:27:58,700 --> 01:28:00,533
然后就当一顿饭吃

1653
01:28:00,533 --> 01:28:02,366
然后还有超市里有那种

1654
01:28:02,500 --> 01:28:04,766
洗好摘好的那种沙拉叶子

1655
01:28:04,766 --> 01:28:07,966
倒出来用水煮一下就是一顿饭

1656
01:28:08,066 --> 01:28:12,299
或者是拿火锅底料炒一下加点牛奶

1657
01:28:12,666 --> 01:28:13,799
揉一块面

1658
01:28:13,800 --> 01:28:16,400
发面之后把那个面用剪刀剪一下

1659
01:28:16,400 --> 01:28:19,133
也不煮别的东西就当麻辣面吃

1660
01:28:19,600 --> 01:28:21,500
今天那个小姐姐

1661
01:28:21,500 --> 01:28:25,366
我们两个人拼了一下超市的外送箱子

1662
01:28:25,366 --> 01:28:28,899
一人买了一斤那个半成品的烤排骨

1663
01:28:28,900 --> 01:28:32,133
他他他要了我一罐可乐

1664
01:28:32,800 --> 01:28:35,766
跟菠菜叶还有排骨

1665
01:28:36,333 --> 01:28:38,499
他想把整罐可乐倒进去煮一下

1666
01:28:38,500 --> 01:28:40,666
我说你要不然加一半可乐一半水吧

1667
01:28:40,666 --> 01:28:42,466
你觉得这个排骨咸的话

1668
01:28:42,666 --> 01:28:43,499
应该

1669
01:28:44,266 --> 01:28:47,199
稍微稀释一下会好一点啊他说哦哦

1670
01:28:47,200 --> 01:28:48,466
然后我说嗯

1671
01:28:48,566 --> 01:28:51,066
你感觉油烟味有点大

1672
01:28:51,066 --> 01:28:52,366
你要不要开个油烟机啊

1673
01:28:52,366 --> 01:28:53,199
他说啊啊

1674
01:28:53,266 --> 01:28:54,366
然后我就说

1675
01:28:54,366 --> 01:28:57,366
开油烟机的话最好能把窗户开开一个

1676
01:28:57,366 --> 01:28:58,366
因为这样的话

1677
01:28:58,666 --> 01:29:00,466
就不会从卫生间里面

1678
01:29:00,466 --> 01:29:02,166
抽出来那种下水道的味道

1679
01:29:02,166 --> 01:29:03,166
他说好好

1680
01:29:03,533 --> 01:29:06,166
然后之后我也不知道他做成什么样了

1681
01:29:07,400 --> 01:29:09,000
后面我就回屋了

1682
01:29:10,100 --> 01:29:12,533
你开一家饭店可以在后厨做饭

1683
01:29:12,533 --> 01:29:14,266
我们不露面我们又能吃到

1684
01:29:14,266 --> 01:29:16,499
我也只是那种能活下去的

1685
01:29:16,500 --> 01:29:17,666
这个情况啊

1686
01:29:18,700 --> 01:29:19,600
我发现了

1687
01:29:19,600 --> 01:29:22,200
自从看了鸳鸯我赖床也会哼唧了

1688
01:29:22,200 --> 01:29:23,066
这不太好

1689
01:29:23,100 --> 01:29:26,000
嗯嗯就要哼唧

1690
01:29:27,500 --> 01:29:29,100
就要狠就要狠

1691
01:29:29,166 --> 01:29:30,866
别开饭店了

1692
01:29:30,900 --> 01:29:32,300
对自己做饭挺累的

1693
01:29:32,300 --> 01:29:34,733
所以我今天晚上做饭都是就是

1694
01:29:35,366 --> 01:29:38,133
一个小锅解决一切又当锅又当碗

1695
01:29:38,133 --> 01:29:41,199
然后把那小锅拿洗洁精一抹30秒完事

1696
01:29:42,400 --> 01:29:43,333
白视频5块

1697
01:29:43,333 --> 01:29:44,266
为什么不玩百事

1698
01:29:44,266 --> 01:29:47,533
那不行我就是可乐的这个这个情况

1699
01:29:48,333 --> 01:29:50,399
我就喜欢喝可口

1700
01:29:56,166 --> 01:29:57,333
不过我也能理解

1701
01:29:57,333 --> 01:30:00,333
因为我们来这边可能吃饭的这个

1702
01:30:00,366 --> 01:30:01,899
这个习惯

1703
01:30:02,400 --> 01:30:03,766
都有所改变了

1704
01:30:03,766 --> 01:30:04,599
半成品

1705
01:30:04,600 --> 01:30:07,700
还有就是西餐里面那些那些东西

1706
01:30:07,933 --> 01:30:10,366
不是说什么什么牛排红酒

1707
01:30:10,900 --> 01:30:12,200
然后那些东西啊

1708
01:30:12,200 --> 01:30:14,333
那种东西不是我们吃的西餐

1709
01:30:14,333 --> 01:30:15,766
我们吃的是什么呢

1710
01:30:15,866 --> 01:30:18,733
半成品的面包随便夹点东西

1711
01:30:18,733 --> 01:30:22,733
半成品的那些沙拉拿回来自己拌一下

1712
01:30:22,966 --> 01:30:24,866
有一些超市里洗好的菜

1713
01:30:24,866 --> 01:30:26,799
什么水果萝卜玉米笋呐

1714
01:30:26,800 --> 01:30:28,400
然后羽衣甘蓝这些

1715
01:30:28,566 --> 01:30:30,933
水煮一下就能吃的东西撒点盐

1716
01:30:30,933 --> 01:30:32,366
然后直接就吃

1717
01:30:33,133 --> 01:30:36,399
比较省时间因为就很就很

1718
01:30:36,400 --> 01:30:38,466
我买了电饭煲就用了两次

1719
01:30:38,466 --> 01:30:39,899
你好能白烂啊

1720
01:30:39,900 --> 01:30:42,333
我都没买电饭煲我觉得太贵了

1721
01:30:44,966 --> 01:30:46,199
yes我现在还在

1722
01:30:46,200 --> 01:30:47,000
床上哼哼几

1723
01:30:47,000 --> 01:30:50,466
那你多半是戒了半夜1点了啊不对啊

1724
01:30:50,466 --> 01:30:52,466
下午2点了你还在床上哼哼几

1725
01:30:52,466 --> 01:30:53,999
你好像是要戒了

1726
01:30:54,900 --> 01:30:57,533
早上8点躺在床上赖床哼唧

1727
01:30:57,533 --> 01:30:59,066
可以说你是小可爱

1728
01:30:59,066 --> 01:31:02,799
早上10点可以说你昨天晚上操劳过度

1729
01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:05,066
你下午2点只能有一个健身

1730
01:31:05,066 --> 01:31:06,299
但是你是个猪婢

1731
01:31:09,766 --> 01:31:12,099
听起来是活着就醒的水平

1732
01:31:12,100 --> 01:31:12,466
对

1733
01:31:12,466 --> 01:31:16,199
还有就是在超市买那种洗好了的水果

1734
01:31:16,200 --> 01:31:18,166
水果碗还是混着的

1735
01:31:18,166 --> 01:31:21,299
他们这边你要说生活不方便吧

1736
01:31:22,266 --> 01:31:24,866
确实挺不方便的没车哪都去不了

1737
01:31:24,866 --> 01:31:25,866
但生活方便吧

1738
01:31:25,866 --> 01:31:27,899
那超市里卖的东西很多都是

1739
01:31:28,600 --> 01:31:30,533
感觉特别懒人的

1740
01:31:30,533 --> 01:31:33,466
你稍微会开一点火

1741
01:31:33,466 --> 01:31:36,566
会烧个水就能火下去的那种程度

1742
01:31:38,100 --> 01:31:39,733
我7点起床玩到11点

1743
01:31:39,733 --> 01:31:40,966
我睡到现在

1744
01:31:43,533 --> 01:31:45,699
如果我一直在这边呆着的话

1745
01:31:45,700 --> 01:31:47,766
我其实想养一只猫

1746
01:31:48,333 --> 01:31:49,966
但是我又很难

1747
01:31:49,966 --> 01:31:52,933
我就觉得我没有办法对一个生命

1748
01:31:52,933 --> 01:31:56,366
负责任因为我自己还是一只猫呢

1749
01:31:57,200 --> 01:31:59,866
我连照顾燕燕都照顾不明白

1750
01:31:59,866 --> 01:32:03,099
我还要再照顾一只燕燕喵

1751
01:32:04,366 --> 01:32:05,599
那该怎么办

1752
01:32:05,600 --> 01:32:07,733
这下被发现了是住壁

1753
01:32:10,266 --> 01:32:13,333
有点想养猫想养布偶他们

1754
01:32:13,333 --> 01:32:15,799
加拿大这边还有一种叫什么来着

1755
01:32:18,700 --> 01:32:20,500
山猫还是什么

1756
01:32:22,700 --> 01:32:25,300
谢谢关注非常感谢

1757
01:32:25,300 --> 01:32:28,533
想让米亚小姐的狗但米亚喜欢猫

1758
01:32:29,300 --> 01:32:33,400
狗总是要天天出门玩的但是猫猫不用

1759
01:32:33,700 --> 01:32:34,466
欢迎建议

1760
01:32:34,466 --> 01:32:35,966
老师好久不见

1761
01:32:35,966 --> 01:32:37,599
嗯新年快乐

1762
01:32:43,900 --> 01:32:46,400
喵喵欢迎莹莹

1763
01:32:47,933 --> 01:32:49,666
英语老师最近很忙吗

1764
01:32:49,666 --> 01:32:52,333
好想当米耶米亚的猫啊

1765
01:32:52,333 --> 01:32:53,966
可以啊你当我的猫

1766
01:32:53,966 --> 01:32:58,066
你可不可以自己给自己换水做饭

1767
01:32:58,100 --> 01:33:00,400
然后自己上厕所自己去

1768
01:33:00,400 --> 01:33:01,266
那个什么

1769
01:33:03,066 --> 01:33:04,966
你会自己上厕所吗

1770
01:33:04,966 --> 01:33:06,099
你跟我唱

1771
01:33:07,400 --> 01:33:09,000
午夜直播变中午直播

1772
01:33:09,000 --> 01:33:11,400
这是我们这边午夜啊我给大家播一下

1773
01:33:11,400 --> 01:33:14,333
因为大家说想跟我一起跨年嘛

1774
01:33:14,333 --> 01:33:16,499
我这边刚刚2022年哦

1775
01:33:19,200 --> 01:33:20,766
染沟不配拥有吗

1776
01:33:20,766 --> 01:33:22,866
我们这边出现疫情了

1777
01:33:23,200 --> 01:33:25,166
嗯要小心

1778
01:33:25,166 --> 01:33:26,366
见于老师

1779
01:33:26,400 --> 01:33:27,866
我也没法安慰你

1780
01:33:27,866 --> 01:33:30,133
因为我楼上就住着一个新冠肺炎

1781
01:33:30,133 --> 01:33:31,133
同街的小啊

1782
01:33:31,133 --> 01:33:34,866
不是新冠肺炎密接的小姐姐

1783
01:33:38,733 --> 01:33:41,999
只能说多消毒多吸收

1784
01:33:43,266 --> 01:33:46,066
多注意晚上的话就会

1785
01:33:48,700 --> 01:33:49,900
现在是冬天了

1786
01:33:49,900 --> 01:33:51,800
冬天疫情会比较严重点

1787
01:33:51,800 --> 01:33:53,766
然后夏天就会好一些

1788
01:33:55,466 --> 01:33:57,699
会玩手机的猫可以吗

1789
01:33:57,700 --> 01:33:58,600
可以啊

1790
01:33:58,900 --> 01:34:01,333
但前提是你要把家里打扫干净

1791
01:34:01,333 --> 01:34:02,999
最好再给我做一顿饭

1792
01:34:03,000 --> 01:34:04,900
我不介意跟你吃一样的

1793
01:34:05,500 --> 01:34:06,900
我不介意的

1794
01:34:08,466 --> 01:34:10,466
我自己还是懒工呢

1795
01:34:11,866 --> 01:34:14,599
是啊我就脱口而出一句同接

1796
01:34:19,100 --> 01:34:19,933
欢迎太猛

1797
01:34:19,933 --> 01:34:22,799
这是我关注半个月第一次看到直播

1798
01:34:23,000 --> 01:34:25,900
嘿嘿你很幸运了哎

1799
01:34:25,900 --> 01:34:27,000
我卡了吗

1800
01:34:28,066 --> 01:34:29,499
卡了吗大家

1801
01:34:30,100 --> 01:34:31,066
卡了吗

1802
01:34:31,866 --> 01:34:33,099
我这是养猫

1803
01:34:33,100 --> 01:34:34,700
想养一个田螺姑娘

1804
01:34:34,700 --> 01:34:36,766
最好是田螺猫猫

1805
01:34:36,800 --> 01:34:37,600
嘿

1806
01:34:38,200 --> 01:34:39,733
不许给我一拳

1807
01:34:44,266 --> 01:34:45,066
欢迎丞相

1808
01:34:46,866 --> 01:34:48,599
应该叫亲下吧

1809
01:34:48,866 --> 01:34:50,533
应该是叫亲下

1810
01:34:52,533 --> 01:34:53,066
帅姐

1811
01:34:53,066 --> 01:34:55,866
我意思是把静丽的直播间的那个

1812
01:34:55,866 --> 01:34:59,333
这个独轮车带到我们直播间来了

1813
01:35:02,133 --> 01:35:05,533
什么我怎么又来了小孩子9527烦不烦呐

1814
01:35:05,533 --> 01:35:07,933
你怎么又来了烦不烦呐

1815
01:35:07,933 --> 01:35:10,566
刚说了2022年要温柔一点

1816
01:35:10,566 --> 01:35:11,799
我都没有给你开任

1817
01:35:11,800 --> 01:35:14,100
你上来就咚咚给我两拳是吧

1818
01:35:20,566 --> 01:35:23,166
等下该去倒点水喝了

1819
01:35:23,333 --> 01:35:25,599
渴了没东西喝

1820
01:35:29,333 --> 01:35:31,699
茄子9527的格局就到这了

1821
01:35:31,700 --> 01:35:33,133
说好了停战

1822
01:35:33,366 --> 01:35:34,366
不同意

1823
01:35:34,500 --> 01:35:38,200
一天天就知道直播不能出去party一下

1824
01:35:39,500 --> 01:35:41,466
你在这曲线救国了是吧

1825
01:35:41,766 --> 01:35:43,733
中指人感染奥秘克柔

1826
01:35:43,733 --> 01:35:45,733
你就可以再也看不到他了

1827
01:35:45,733 --> 01:35:47,566
你在这在曲线救国

1828
01:35:47,933 --> 01:35:50,166
大半夜12点我跟谁party啊

1829
01:35:50,166 --> 01:35:52,999
我要说大伙今天晚上跨年直播取消了

1830
01:35:53,000 --> 01:35:55,700
我出门party了你们要眼两眼一黑

1831
01:35:55,800 --> 01:35:58,600
小男友来喽开银趴了

1832
01:36:01,800 --> 01:36:05,166
哎咚咚两拳砸到钢板了手疼

1833
01:36:06,266 --> 01:36:08,266
你怎么也要给我两拳啊

1834
01:36:08,266 --> 01:36:10,166
快听雨老师快

1835
01:36:13,933 --> 01:36:16,133
今天出去party又要两眼一黑

1836
01:36:16,133 --> 01:36:18,266
哎呀真是傲娇

1837
01:36:20,166 --> 01:36:23,399
我把不是说要去别人家里面借网吗

1838
01:36:23,400 --> 01:36:24,800
家里的网安好了

1839
01:36:24,800 --> 01:36:27,100
我也就没有去人家家里借网

1840
01:36:36,066 --> 01:36:37,366
黑白胭脂的尾巴

1841
01:36:37,366 --> 01:36:38,399
白蠢不可以

1842
01:36:38,400 --> 01:36:40,866
尾巴是我不可分拨的一部分

1843
01:36:42,066 --> 01:36:44,566
top嗯开派对了

1844
01:36:52,866 --> 01:36:55,166
我都知道你们要发散什么

1845
01:36:55,166 --> 01:36:57,966
主播的节奏也是那个什么

1846
01:37:00,100 --> 01:37:02,700
在这在这贷款喷主播是吧

1847
01:37:02,700 --> 01:37:03,766
主播哪都没去

1848
01:37:03,766 --> 01:37:05,966
主播在自己家里面给你们直播

1849
01:37:05,966 --> 01:37:09,466
你们要在这边又要去小男友下界吗

1850
01:37:09,900 --> 01:37:11,400
我真是觉得你们

1851
01:37:15,966 --> 01:37:17,133
啊我有一种

1852
01:37:17,866 --> 01:37:19,099
我有一种毛病

1853
01:37:19,100 --> 01:37:20,366
就是我一旦

1854
01:37:20,366 --> 01:37:22,599
眼睛落到这个红外体温计上

1855
01:37:22,600 --> 01:37:24,133
我就想拿镜拿过来

1856
01:37:24,133 --> 01:37:26,599
把它把它让它让它给我一枪

1857
01:37:28,366 --> 01:37:30,933
这段时间老是没时间看燕子

1858
01:37:30,933 --> 01:37:32,566
燕子我对不起你

1859
01:37:32,766 --> 01:37:35,299
没关系知道回家就好

1860
01:37:35,366 --> 01:37:37,899
爷爷妈妈会原谅每一个叛逆的爷

1861
01:37:37,900 --> 01:37:40,600
爷人的但是你知道回家就好

1862
01:37:40,600 --> 01:37:42,133
我给你做的饭都凉了

1863
01:37:42,133 --> 01:37:44,266
快去冰箱里自己热一下吧

1864
01:37:44,900 --> 01:37:46,766
热了爷爷我还在忙

1865
01:37:46,766 --> 01:37:47,999
嗯辛苦了

1866
01:37:48,000 --> 01:37:49,933
新年里呀妈妈加油

1867
01:37:49,933 --> 01:37:51,266
敬礼老师

1868
01:37:52,900 --> 01:37:55,300
嗯祝安全平安

1869
01:37:55,300 --> 01:37:57,166
祝疫情早日过去

1870
01:38:05,933 --> 01:38:07,866
燕子我的好燕子

1871
01:38:08,966 --> 01:38:10,766
常回家看看吧

1872
01:38:10,766 --> 01:38:12,299
我真的很想你们

1873
01:38:12,300 --> 01:38:13,200
你们就

1874
01:38:13,566 --> 01:38:16,299
一段时间不来我就会觉得你们是不是

1875
01:38:16,566 --> 01:38:18,599
就有什么事情

1876
01:38:18,600 --> 01:38:19,933
现实中很忙吗

1877
01:38:19,933 --> 01:38:21,866
遇到了什么麻烦吗

1878
01:38:24,066 --> 01:38:26,099
我会很想你们的

1879
01:38:27,266 --> 01:38:28,133
谢谢你燕燕

1880
01:38:28,133 --> 01:38:32,166
妈妈刚醒主播是不是又说小男友相关

1881
01:38:32,533 --> 01:38:34,766
再次昏迷米安蜜啊

1882
01:38:34,766 --> 01:38:37,766
试图启动百合模块把遛鸟唤醒

1883
01:38:38,066 --> 01:38:39,366
妈妈尿布

1884
01:38:41,866 --> 01:38:43,333
你好吓人啊

1885
01:38:50,600 --> 01:38:53,266
现实里老有坏女人叫你吃饭

1886
01:38:53,266 --> 01:38:55,133
那不是挺好的吗

1887
01:39:07,600 --> 01:39:09,066
宝宝巴士

1888
01:39:11,000 --> 01:39:12,700
公安肉娘好像想吃

1889
01:39:12,700 --> 01:39:13,900
禁言了我

1890
01:39:13,900 --> 01:39:16,866
我总觉得有些人在挑战主播的底线啊

1891
01:39:17,133 --> 01:39:22,133
我爸爸妈妈你们不要小看我

1892
01:39:22,333 --> 01:39:25,399
天天呀你怎么这时间吃早餐呢

1893
01:39:25,733 --> 01:39:26,533
嗯好

1894
01:39:26,966 --> 01:39:29,199
我等不及了

1895
01:39:29,200 --> 01:39:30,800
我要上厕所

1896
01:39:30,900 --> 01:39:34,900
上厕所时不能吃东西

1897
01:39:35,300 --> 01:39:36,933
上厕所时

1898
01:39:37,900 --> 01:39:39,500
出于某种原因

1899
01:39:39,766 --> 01:39:41,966
妈妈只能泡奶给你喝

1900
01:39:45,300 --> 01:39:46,766
我没有你这样

1901
01:39:47,400 --> 01:39:50,866
我没有你这样戒烟的儿子你给我爬

1902
01:39:51,733 --> 01:39:54,466
我没有这样国难七夕十足的儿子啊

1903
01:39:54,466 --> 01:39:55,999
不行你爬吧

1904
01:40:02,466 --> 01:40:05,133
给6鸟上个口球了一会哎

1905
01:40:05,133 --> 01:40:07,299
一次是挑战主播底线了

1906
01:40:07,300 --> 01:40:11,400
我们是我们是这个全全全虚拟区

1907
01:40:11,400 --> 01:40:13,333
第二没有米线的直播间啊

1908
01:40:13,333 --> 01:40:15,866
第一没有米线的直播间是进入经历

1909
01:40:15,866 --> 01:40:16,866
的直播间

1910
01:40:17,600 --> 01:40:20,100
这就是米燕蜜啊的直播间

1911
01:40:21,200 --> 01:40:23,766
就这话你放在1,000个主播里面

1912
01:40:23,766 --> 01:40:26,166
你999个都被杀了

1913
01:40:27,700 --> 01:40:29,700
各位6你还能说话吗

1914
01:40:29,700 --> 01:40:31,400
给你麦克你来说话

1915
01:40:31,866 --> 01:40:37,066
中指上厕所时不能玩玩具

1916
01:40:37,366 --> 01:40:40,866
上完厕所冲水哦

1917
01:40:48,066 --> 01:40:51,066
你笑我只会流着口水

1918
01:40:51,066 --> 01:40:53,099
嗯嗯呃呃呃

1919
01:40:54,800 --> 01:40:56,133
啊

1920
01:40:56,800 --> 01:40:57,600
啊

1921
01:40:58,000 --> 01:40:58,800
啊

1922
01:40:59,466 --> 01:41:00,266
啊

1923
01:41:13,166 --> 01:41:14,933
发点能接的吧

1924
01:41:15,366 --> 01:41:16,966
你们要不发点能接的

1925
01:41:16,966 --> 01:41:18,933
我有点接不上话了我

1926
01:41:19,733 --> 01:41:20,799
像我这样

1927
01:41:20,900 --> 01:41:24,500
能对着一条弹幕应编20分钟的这个

1928
01:41:24,933 --> 01:41:26,899
高强度杂弹型主播

1929
01:41:26,966 --> 01:41:30,133
喜欢自己入脑自己发声自言自语

1930
01:41:30,333 --> 01:41:33,533
然后自己给自己立梗啊

1931
01:41:33,600 --> 01:41:37,166
这样的主播居然接不上话了

1932
01:41:39,700 --> 01:41:42,666
你们要不然好好思考一下自己的问题

1933
01:41:42,666 --> 01:41:44,499
为什么我接不上话了

1934
01:41:47,900 --> 01:41:49,800
你们给我整不会了

1935
01:41:51,800 --> 01:41:55,266
说点能回的待会说点发点能回的

1936
01:42:08,400 --> 01:42:10,466
弹幕员谴责扣12分

1937
01:42:10,466 --> 01:42:11,599
那不行扣12分

1938
01:42:11,600 --> 01:42:14,066
你们就不能出现在我的直播间了

1939
01:42:14,200 --> 01:42:15,600
一人考驾照了吗

1940
01:42:15,600 --> 01:42:16,700
我还没考

1941
01:42:18,066 --> 01:42:21,266
我还没法报名我还没有那个send number

1942
01:42:21,366 --> 01:42:23,866
所以说就报不了名

1943
01:42:25,766 --> 01:42:27,733
主播连接话都不会

1944
01:42:27,733 --> 01:42:31,866
要不然还是回家奶孩子去吧

1945
01:42:33,933 --> 01:42:35,599
我要是有你这样的儿子

1946
01:42:35,600 --> 01:42:38,466
我宁愿他饿死在家里我也不会回家的

1947
01:42:38,466 --> 01:42:39,966
我已经连夜逃跑了

1948
01:42:41,766 --> 01:42:43,099
凯伦出穿甲

1949
01:42:43,100 --> 01:42:44,366
沉默叫爆炸

1950
01:42:45,000 --> 01:42:46,366
燕燕陪我考研

1951
01:42:46,500 --> 01:42:48,133
考研不是刚结束吗

1952
01:42:48,133 --> 01:42:51,099
你今天就已经决定要明年再来啦

1953
01:42:53,000 --> 01:42:55,066
17岁半是不能考驾照的

1954
01:42:55,066 --> 01:42:55,866
对呀

1955
01:42:56,900 --> 01:42:59,166
家暴你我没话说

1956
01:43:02,266 --> 01:43:03,733
一举半

1957
01:43:04,800 --> 01:43:06,000
我没有

1958
01:43:10,533 --> 01:43:11,466
在泡奶粉

1959
01:43:11,466 --> 01:43:15,399
主播编一会弹幕奶嘴跳的呜呜哇哇

1960
01:43:17,700 --> 01:43:18,700
我们的宝宝

1961
01:43:18,700 --> 01:43:21,333
教学时间什么时候才能结束啊

1962
01:43:24,166 --> 01:43:26,066
大家今天播不了太晚

1963
01:43:26,100 --> 01:43:28,066
今天呢播到播到

1964
01:43:28,066 --> 01:43:29,599
呃现在几点啊

1965
01:43:30,866 --> 01:43:33,399
播到2点钟

1966
01:43:33,900 --> 01:43:36,966
三点钟对三点钟左右就要下播了

1967
01:43:36,966 --> 01:43:39,766
因为我不能把我的生活中搞的太乱

1968
01:43:39,766 --> 01:43:41,133
我把生活中搞的太乱的话

1969
01:43:41,133 --> 01:43:42,999
大家的晚场就没了

1970
01:43:43,700 --> 01:43:46,933
想到那个经典小哥烟烟拿的是什么呀

1971
01:43:47,000 --> 01:43:50,366
拿的是我嗯是我

1972
01:43:53,066 --> 01:43:54,399
嘿呀喵

1973
01:44:00,966 --> 01:44:02,366
你一天天也就攻

1974
01:44:02,366 --> 01:44:04,566
击哥们了无语了

1975
01:44:05,000 --> 01:44:05,933
那咋整

1976
01:44:06,733 --> 01:44:08,099
匣子上个总督

1977
01:44:08,200 --> 01:44:10,933
然后我一下就没法攻击匣子了

1978
01:44:11,066 --> 01:44:14,266
匣子攻击我我只能我只能喊下来当爹

1979
01:44:15,500 --> 01:44:17,000
我永远记得我的小作文

1980
01:44:17,000 --> 01:44:20,700
燕子认不出来我我确实容易认不出来

1981
01:44:20,700 --> 01:44:22,966
大家的小作文如果想让我认出来的话

1982
01:44:22,966 --> 01:44:24,133
最好还是写在

1983
01:44:24,300 --> 01:44:25,400
写在剧委

1984
01:44:27,066 --> 01:44:29,966
还在那满地找人的猪鼻上写

1985
01:44:31,466 --> 01:44:32,366
有没有一种可能

1986
01:44:32,366 --> 01:44:35,533
你写的小论跟平常人你相差太大了

1987
01:44:36,600 --> 01:44:39,666
燕燕每天喝的醉醺醺回家

1988
01:44:39,666 --> 01:44:40,899
后面不用念了

1989
01:44:40,900 --> 01:44:43,066
我不会喝的醉醺醺回家的

1990
01:44:43,066 --> 01:44:44,266
我不会喝酒

1991
01:44:45,200 --> 01:44:46,566
今天还有晚场吗

1992
01:44:46,566 --> 01:44:47,733
我能起得来就有

1993
01:44:47,733 --> 01:44:49,066
我起不来就没有

1994
01:44:50,300 --> 01:44:51,966
还是要看我的情况啊

1995
01:44:51,966 --> 01:44:53,399
我起不来就没有

1996
01:44:56,333 --> 01:44:58,066
就好这口是吧

1997
01:44:58,666 --> 01:45:00,333
爷爷喵喵拳

1998
01:45:01,600 --> 01:45:02,400
豆豆

1999
01:45:03,766 --> 01:45:04,499
抢劫是吧

2000
01:45:04,500 --> 01:45:06,266
今天给哥们带上大娃

2001
01:45:06,266 --> 01:45:07,799
堵我的嘴开堵

2002
01:45:08,300 --> 01:45:10,133
我不会喝酒

2003
01:45:11,300 --> 01:45:14,066
但是在这边不喝酒的人是比较少数的

2004
01:45:14,066 --> 01:45:16,799
不喝酒就跟大伙没法社交

2005
01:45:16,933 --> 01:45:19,166
所以我就没法跟大伙社交

2006
01:45:26,266 --> 01:45:28,533
熟悉的猫头头像是谁呀

2007
01:45:38,666 --> 01:45:41,266
猫头是谁呀是我吗

2008
01:45:43,133 --> 01:45:45,999
5个字ID那是谁呀

2009
01:46:09,366 --> 01:46:10,766
哎是谁呢

2010
01:46:11,466 --> 01:46:14,066
好麻烦他们学到了很多

2011
01:46:14,066 --> 01:46:16,199
大号吗醉酒和我

2012
01:46:16,200 --> 01:46:16,733
随便

2013
01:46:16,733 --> 01:46:19,999
拿着我护照去超市里面随便买一瓶

2014
01:46:20,100 --> 01:46:21,966
这个鸡尾酒就行了

2015
01:46:22,566 --> 01:46:24,466
帮大忙喷嚏好一点

2016
01:46:24,466 --> 01:46:26,399
为什么为什么

2017
01:46:28,666 --> 01:46:30,866
口水喷我耳朵里了

2018
01:46:30,966 --> 01:46:32,366
我不会陪你的

2019
01:46:33,933 --> 01:46:35,199
炖水喝三年

2020
01:46:35,200 --> 01:46:36,700
装可爱了

2021
01:46:37,500 --> 01:46:38,966
没有真的

2022
01:46:39,600 --> 01:46:40,500
隔离了

2023
01:46:41,600 --> 01:46:42,533
这边冷啊

2024
01:46:42,533 --> 01:46:44,899
我都说了这个窗户漏风

2025
01:46:47,733 --> 01:46:50,466
坐在这其实呃有点小冷

2026
01:46:50,500 --> 01:46:52,466
但也不是那么的冷

2027
01:46:52,466 --> 01:46:55,699
就稍微有一点点介于冷跟不冷之间

2028
01:46:57,600 --> 01:46:59,133
为什么都出去点

2029
01:46:59,133 --> 01:47:00,766
为什么盯着香草一个呢

2030
01:47:00,766 --> 01:47:03,766
你们抓不到我的我出去的都开小号

2031
01:47:03,766 --> 01:47:05,799
要么就开小号要么就

2032
01:47:07,566 --> 01:47:09,199
呃等都等啊

2033
01:47:15,533 --> 01:47:18,266
我只给菠萝老师跟燕燕上剑

2034
01:47:18,566 --> 01:47:19,733
那这是假的

2035
01:47:19,733 --> 01:47:22,166
我知道香草还给别人上剑了

2036
01:47:25,466 --> 01:47:28,066
人知道给艳艳加餐怎么会给自己加

2037
01:47:28,066 --> 01:47:31,299
我总不能裹个被子直播反正太弱智了

2038
01:47:39,166 --> 01:47:40,933
有没有能听的歌呀

2039
01:47:48,066 --> 01:47:49,266
听会歌吧

2040
01:47:49,266 --> 01:47:52,266
听会歌然后两个多小时下播

2041
01:47:56,733 --> 01:47:58,566
单推不给力还不让出去

2042
01:47:58,566 --> 01:48:00,799
丢我一天播6个小时还不给力啊

2043
01:48:01,166 --> 01:48:03,366
你能不能说说哪个女人给力啊

2044
01:48:03,366 --> 01:48:05,599
一天播6个小时我操

2045
01:48:05,900 --> 01:48:08,100
这不是纯纯的敬业资

2046
01:48:08,200 --> 01:48:10,966
哪有兼职主播一天播6个小时的

2047
01:48:13,000 --> 01:48:14,733
昨晚还有一首喜剧之郎

2048
01:48:14,933 --> 01:48:15,899
欢迎悠悠

2049
01:48:15,933 --> 01:48:17,566
悠悠新年好

2050
01:48:17,766 --> 01:48:20,099
嗯新年快乐

2051
01:48:22,300 --> 01:48:25,066
人家一场6小时他是全职

2052
01:48:25,733 --> 01:48:27,699
他一他他全职

2053
01:48:28,500 --> 01:48:31,533
那他是全职我是兼职的

2054
01:48:36,366 --> 01:48:38,133
我什么时候播够6小时啊

2055
01:48:38,133 --> 01:48:41,533
今天啊我我早上那场播了4个小时

2056
01:48:41,533 --> 01:48:43,666
趁着今天就6小时了耶

2057
01:48:44,533 --> 01:48:47,333
有没有主播一天6个小时纯靠嘴皮子

2058
01:48:47,333 --> 01:48:49,799
这种杂谈的话你要有内容

2059
01:48:50,166 --> 01:48:52,299
要有内容就得

2060
01:48:53,666 --> 01:48:55,866
可能那是我的问题

2061
01:48:59,466 --> 01:49:01,266
你要我跟你继续杠吗

2062
01:49:01,266 --> 01:49:02,799
我要搬个小板凳跟你杠了

2063
01:49:02,800 --> 01:49:04,666
还不是因为人不努力

2064
01:49:04,666 --> 01:49:06,799
我要是一个月能赚一亿

2065
01:49:06,800 --> 01:49:09,066
我早都从学校里退学了

2066
01:49:09,866 --> 01:49:12,066
哎呀这么说话这么说话不好了

2067
01:49:12,066 --> 01:49:14,333
嗯眼麻麻的

2068
01:49:15,700 --> 01:49:18,300
纯唱6个小时那人家是那什么呀

2069
01:49:18,300 --> 01:49:19,466
人家是全职

2070
01:49:20,133 --> 01:49:22,366
我的主业是大学生

2071
01:49:25,466 --> 01:49:27,333
是吗今天可以教一下

2072
01:49:27,333 --> 01:49:28,366
准备砸坛吗

2073
01:49:28,366 --> 01:49:30,499
哥们俩要是没活了我也没活了

2074
01:49:30,500 --> 01:49:30,966
你没发现

2075
01:49:30,966 --> 01:49:32,999
我最近这几天都处于一个没活的状

2076
01:49:33,000 --> 01:49:35,466
态吗我不准备砸坛

2077
01:49:35,666 --> 01:49:36,766
我倒不如说

2078
01:49:36,866 --> 01:49:39,166
我有的时候准备有的时候不准备

2079
01:49:41,500 --> 01:49:43,733
有的时候觉得自己状态好就不准备

2080
01:49:43,733 --> 01:49:47,333
然后就上播开始现找话题

2081
01:49:47,333 --> 01:49:48,999
因为在大脑

2082
01:49:49,133 --> 01:49:51,133
既放空又专业

2083
01:49:51,133 --> 01:49:53,799
这个时候是我状态最好的时候

2084
01:49:53,800 --> 01:49:54,900
不要去

2085
01:49:55,766 --> 01:49:57,566
就a字的这个斟酌

2086
01:49:57,566 --> 01:49:59,066
你每句话要说什么

2087
01:49:59,100 --> 01:50:01,100
就只要把嘴张开然后

2088
01:50:02,333 --> 01:50:05,499
让话自己从嘴里面说出来就好了

2089
01:50:07,300 --> 01:50:10,966
什么国民大赛很抱歉给你带来困扰

2090
01:50:10,966 --> 01:50:14,199
哈哈别对不起对不起

2091
01:50:14,200 --> 01:50:17,400
要不再放昨晚那个什么不会打彩的

2092
01:50:17,400 --> 01:50:18,766
逮着弹幕骂就好

2093
01:50:18,766 --> 01:50:20,166
那有啥好骂的

2094
01:50:20,166 --> 01:50:20,999
没啥好骂的

2095
01:50:21,000 --> 01:50:22,800
主播跟观众的距离越来越少

2096
01:50:22,800 --> 01:50:24,466
给主播打100米能拿多少

2097
01:50:24,466 --> 01:50:25,266
45

2098
01:50:26,166 --> 01:50:29,099
45吧也就45没多少

2099
01:50:32,000 --> 01:50:34,866
主播原来真的是自动回复AI

2100
01:50:35,066 --> 01:50:36,099
不太清楚

2101
01:50:36,100 --> 01:50:37,733
我也不太清楚为什么

2102
01:50:38,000 --> 01:50:41,533
准备了的话反而会被条条框框限制

2103
01:50:42,133 --> 01:50:44,199
所以说准备和不准备

2104
01:50:44,200 --> 01:50:45,700
其实每天的直播效果

2105
01:50:45,700 --> 01:50:48,066
都是完全看自己的状态来的

2106
01:50:48,100 --> 01:50:51,166
如果状态不好呢准备了也会很烂

2107
01:50:51,166 --> 01:50:54,066
如果状态不好不准备那也会是什么毁

2108
01:50:56,666 --> 01:50:59,066
但是如果状态烂到一定程度的话

2109
01:50:59,066 --> 01:51:01,599
准备可能就是每天就一冷场

2110
01:51:01,600 --> 01:51:03,866
就就讲讲准备的内容吧

2111
01:51:03,900 --> 01:51:06,466
嗯但也不是每天都有东西能准备的

2112
01:51:06,466 --> 01:51:07,266
毕竟

2113
01:51:07,533 --> 01:51:10,466
就是大家都不是初见了的时候吧

2114
01:51:10,466 --> 01:51:12,733
就没有那么多能说的东西啊

2115
01:51:13,700 --> 01:51:15,733
你有很多东西你只能说一次

2116
01:51:15,733 --> 01:51:16,999
就跟你认识

2117
01:51:17,000 --> 01:51:19,300
到现在很多东西只能说一次

2118
01:51:19,300 --> 01:51:21,733
然后说两次就没什么意思

2119
01:51:21,733 --> 01:51:22,799
就这种太惨了

2120
01:51:22,800 --> 01:51:24,133
撕了我个逼吧

2121
01:51:24,133 --> 01:51:27,999
不行不行我要职业道德和素养

2122
01:51:28,266 --> 01:51:29,366
我不是机器人

2123
01:51:29,366 --> 01:51:32,399
我可以选出图片中所有的自行车

2124
01:51:35,133 --> 01:51:37,266
收款码启动都来了

2125
01:51:38,366 --> 01:51:41,299
上交大猫50椰子倒贴10块

2126
01:51:41,300 --> 01:51:42,866
我不上交大猫

2127
01:51:42,966 --> 01:51:44,599
空投箱来了

2128
01:51:46,133 --> 01:51:50,333
什么2289工作室祝大家新年快乐

2129
01:51:50,600 --> 01:51:53,933
我们2289工作室一直都很工作室啊

2130
01:51:55,900 --> 01:51:57,700
把嘴什么张开

2131
01:51:57,700 --> 01:52:01,466
什么什么什么夹子9527说的有点恶心

2132
01:52:01,933 --> 01:52:03,599
你好像有点恶心

2133
01:52:15,700 --> 01:52:18,566
我们谁有歌会有没有人能唱这个呀

2134
01:52:29,200 --> 01:52:30,266
欢迎香菜

2135
01:52:30,266 --> 01:52:31,733
香菜新年好

2136
01:52:36,133 --> 01:52:37,266
是我自己说的

2137
01:52:37,266 --> 01:52:38,699
我说的是把嘴张开

2138
01:52:38,700 --> 01:52:40,766
然后我会把话说出来的

2139
01:52:41,100 --> 01:52:41,900
嗯

2140
01:52:42,500 --> 01:52:44,133
当然没有这种感觉吗

2141
01:52:44,400 --> 01:52:46,533
我放了个啥你们听不到吗

2142
01:52:46,566 --> 01:52:47,799
新年快乐

2143
01:52:47,866 --> 01:52:49,499
嗯新年快乐

2144
01:52:52,100 --> 01:52:53,733
我也觉得这个很难哎

2145
01:52:53,933 --> 01:52:56,066
让一下Mir的小脑袋瓜

2146
01:52:56,066 --> 01:52:57,399
嗯猫猫

2147
01:53:02,966 --> 01:53:06,699
蔫子的头真像一个头

2148
01:53:07,400 --> 01:53:08,200
哎

2149
01:53:08,733 --> 01:53:10,599
我觉得可能也

2150
01:53:21,266 --> 01:53:25,666
主要他那个主歌跟副歌确实很难唱

2151
01:53:30,166 --> 01:53:32,299
这头像皮球

2152
01:53:32,933 --> 01:53:34,299
我唱不了

2153
01:53:34,500 --> 01:53:36,466
我就放出来听一下

2154
01:53:37,800 --> 01:53:40,466
你小踢到百货大了

2155
01:53:41,900 --> 01:53:43,500
什么幼稚鬼

2156
01:53:44,300 --> 01:53:45,100
oh

2157
01:53:45,866 --> 01:53:48,699
can you give me one last give

2158
01:53:54,400 --> 01:53:56,966
哥几个又来逛卢浮宫了

2159
01:53:58,700 --> 01:54:00,533
la da di da da na na

2160
01:54:00,866 --> 01:54:07,133
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

2161
01:54:07,133 --> 01:54:10,066
i love you more than you'll ever know

2162
01:54:10,200 --> 01:54:13,266
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

2163
01:54:22,066 --> 01:54:23,599
困了该睡觉了

2164
01:54:23,600 --> 01:54:25,266
马上到两个小时了

2165
01:54:25,266 --> 01:54:29,099
今天达成了一个直播6个小时的这个

2166
01:54:30,766 --> 01:54:34,333
状态我可以在我的这个加班里面

2167
01:54:34,800 --> 01:54:36,566
减掉光荣的一小时

2168
01:54:37,933 --> 01:54:38,866
开心

2169
01:54:41,366 --> 01:54:42,566
开始还债了

2170
01:54:42,566 --> 01:54:45,099
这是一个很好的一个开始啊

2171
01:54:45,100 --> 01:54:45,966
虽然说

2172
01:54:47,133 --> 01:54:48,299
还的不多

2173
01:54:48,500 --> 01:54:50,133
但也是一种心意

2174
01:54:51,466 --> 01:54:52,733
千里送还债

2175
01:54:52,766 --> 01:54:54,333
杨丽轻轻一整

2176
01:54:55,733 --> 01:54:58,866
你们不会真想听我直播睡觉吧

2177
01:54:58,866 --> 01:55:01,766
我不能再把我的生物钟弄乱了

2178
01:55:01,766 --> 01:55:03,599
再弄乱了就完蛋了

2179
01:55:04,533 --> 01:55:05,533
oh oh oh oh

2180
01:55:07,100 --> 01:55:09,666
i love you and then you'll never know

2181
01:55:13,800 --> 01:55:14,666
前辈睡了

2182
01:55:14,666 --> 01:55:16,466
我也准备睡觉了

2183
01:55:16,466 --> 01:55:18,599
对啊我今天终于又开始还债

2184
01:55:21,500 --> 01:55:25,466
4,000*208,400还有两还有一个提督呢

2185
01:55:25,600 --> 01:55:28,966
还有哈尔的提督呢还有香草的提督呢

2186
01:55:37,666 --> 01:55:39,899
燕子下播准备下床

2187
01:55:39,900 --> 01:55:40,700
真的假的啊

2188
01:55:40,700 --> 01:55:42,166
是8,800吗

2189
01:55:43,766 --> 01:55:46,966
8,800吗那好吧

2190
01:55:49,066 --> 01:55:50,333
对下车

2191
01:55:52,400 --> 01:55:54,133
那你去吧我去

2192
01:55:54,200 --> 01:55:56,600
好快睡觉

2193
01:55:56,933 --> 01:55:58,333
我一个铁塔

2194
01:55:58,866 --> 01:56:01,266
马布齐过

2195
01:56:15,733 --> 01:56:17,733
天上的星星数不尽的心情

2196
01:56:17,733 --> 01:56:22,466
想念你身上的呼吸

2197
01:56:24,266 --> 01:56:29,466
刚开了口头加油的塞那一口

2198
01:56:29,466 --> 01:56:34,333
答应你我开始哭那天西码头

2199
01:56:34,400 --> 01:56:37,333
爱情是电影在对吗

2200
01:56:38,533 --> 01:56:43,633
我只想与他对着咿呀咿呀

2201
01:56:53,133 --> 01:56:55,133
戏怎么有你懂

2202
01:56:55,133 --> 01:56:58,999
忘了好像要只为生命吧我忘了

2203
01:57:00,666 --> 01:57:02,033
新年快乐啊

2204
01:57:03,233 --> 01:57:04,733
一级的提多

2205
01:57:07,800 --> 01:57:10,566
你是怎么做到的快教教我

2206
01:57:11,666 --> 01:57:13,433
哇一级的奇托

2207
01:57:21,066 --> 01:57:23,133
快教教我快教教我

2208
01:57:24,666 --> 01:57:26,799
我也我也想试试

2209
01:57:34,033 --> 01:57:34,999
我私信发你

2210
01:57:35,000 --> 01:57:35,833
哈哈哈哈

2211
01:57:36,833 --> 01:57:38,366
我第一次见到

2212
01:57:38,366 --> 01:57:40,766
在我直播间有这样人说话的

2213
01:57:40,966 --> 01:57:50,166
no kokarono stupid de oh

2214
01:57:55,966 --> 01:57:58,833
ubada

2215
01:58:02,766 --> 01:58:05,733
燕燕居然还有钱上提督

2216
01:58:05,933 --> 01:58:07,333
我没有钱呀

2217
01:58:07,333 --> 01:58:09,933
我上个舰长过过瘾也行呀

2218
01:58:14,166 --> 01:58:16,399
oh oh

2219
01:58:18,233 --> 01:58:19,433
oh oh

2220
01:58:23,400 --> 01:58:24,200
oh

2221
01:58:29,033 --> 01:58:30,866
oh a good na yo

2222
01:58:30,866 --> 01:58:33,933
it took a he got a boom

2223
01:58:37,333 --> 01:58:38,933
今天不想放戒烟了

2224
01:58:38,933 --> 01:58:40,933
今天都放过戒烟了

2225
01:58:41,866 --> 01:58:44,133
就还要放戒烟吗

2226
01:58:59,966 --> 01:59:01,399
大家认评几个

2227
01:59:01,400 --> 01:59:04,266
第一个办法而且还有潜力的面

2228
01:59:04,266 --> 01:59:06,633
我不好评我评的

2229
01:59:06,633 --> 01:59:09,133
你没有发现我一般都是说的都是

2230
01:59:09,833 --> 01:59:12,599
大家通识的一些都认识的人吗

2231
01:59:12,600 --> 01:59:13,766
如果我去评

2232
01:59:14,000 --> 01:59:16,766
跟我同体谅的同事或者怎么样的

2233
01:59:16,766 --> 01:59:17,566
这样就

2234
01:59:18,366 --> 01:59:19,166
不好

2235
01:59:20,133 --> 01:59:21,933
也不是说会有什么事

2236
01:59:22,166 --> 01:59:23,666
就是说不好

2237
01:59:30,466 --> 01:59:32,166
点一下编辑就删了

2238
01:59:32,166 --> 01:59:33,199
这么厉害

2239
01:59:33,666 --> 01:59:37,966
慈悲谁喋喋不休喋喋不休

2240
01:59:38,133 --> 01:59:41,466
抱怨这世俗两手空空

2241
01:59:41,633 --> 01:59:44,999
谁欲说还休欲说还休

2242
01:59:45,200 --> 01:59:46,800
保持着沉额头

2243
01:59:48,733 --> 01:59:52,266
谁畏畏缩缩畏畏缩缩

2244
01:59:52,333 --> 01:59:55,599
拥抱着孤独作茧自缚

2245
01:59:55,833 --> 02:00:01,033
谁庸庸碌碌庸庸碌碌地找着借口

2246
02:00:01,033 --> 02:00:05,766
慢慢坠落慢慢地坠落

2247
02:00:08,800 --> 02:00:10,000
好像不行

2248
02:00:11,800 --> 02:00:15,533
燕子瑞拼匣子本来就是不好拼嘛

2249
02:00:15,533 --> 02:00:18,233
这个东西得罪同事啊之类的

2250
02:00:18,333 --> 02:00:19,966
而且我我觉得

2251
02:00:21,033 --> 02:00:24,066
低于万分还有潜力的效率

2252
02:00:27,000 --> 02:00:31,033
真有你要说低于万分但不是小VO

2253
02:00:31,166 --> 02:00:32,933
我觉得你应该知道我说的是谁

2254
02:00:36,600 --> 02:00:39,600
进来若猫什么进来若猪

2255
02:00:40,466 --> 02:00:42,733
今天之后又要没时间看燕子了

2256
02:00:42,733 --> 02:00:44,266
撒娇这么忙呀

2257
02:00:45,400 --> 02:00:47,533
没关系的我知道你

2258
02:00:48,200 --> 02:00:49,966
你也在想我就好了

2259
02:00:57,000 --> 02:00:58,966
这个问题没关系

2260
02:00:58,966 --> 02:01:01,466
y上也最近看了几个

2261
02:01:02,466 --> 02:01:03,666
有管吗

2262
02:01:07,466 --> 02:01:08,999
平常半夜播

2263
02:01:09,200 --> 02:01:12,633
今天属于呃特殊的情况

2264
02:01:12,933 --> 02:01:14,766
燕子燕宝那是

2265
02:01:14,866 --> 02:01:19,333
以前我都是燕燕燕宝现在是周闭

2266
02:01:19,333 --> 02:01:22,599
燕子晚上两点陪你考验

2267
02:01:22,600 --> 02:01:24,066
好像也不是不行

2268
02:01:32,966 --> 02:01:34,733
变身怎么了

2269
02:01:38,233 --> 02:01:38,966
这是

2270
02:01:38,966 --> 02:01:42,733
陪伴的信念偶然会

2271
02:01:42,766 --> 02:01:46,399
忆开始后安静遥望远方

2272
02:01:46,400 --> 02:01:50,333
荒草覆没的古井枯塘

2273
02:01:50,733 --> 02:01:53,733
匀散一缕过往

2274
02:01:54,600 --> 02:01:58,466
晨曦惊扰了陌上新桑

2275
02:01:58,633 --> 02:02:02,633
风卷起庭前落花穿过回廊

2276
02:02:03,333 --> 02:02:06,766
我追逐着情绪流淌

2277
02:02:07,000 --> 02:02:09,166
让我素颜

2278
02:02:12,366 --> 02:02:16,433
阳光微凉琴弦微凉

2279
02:02:16,433 --> 02:02:20,333
风声疏狂人间仓皇

2280
02:02:20,566 --> 02:02:24,633
呼吸微凉心事微凉

2281
02:02:24,766 --> 02:02:28,733
流年匆忙对错何妨

2282
02:02:29,533 --> 02:02:33,799
你在尘世中辗转了千百年

2283
02:02:34,233 --> 02:02:36,433
哎你居然这就能删掉了

2284
02:02:54,633 --> 02:02:55,233
居然有

2285
02:02:55,233 --> 02:02:57,799
这个世界上居然有人没听过锦鲤操

2286
02:02:57,800 --> 02:03:00,233
我操真的假的

2287
02:03:04,933 --> 02:03:08,833
蝉声陪伴着行云流浪

2288
02:03:08,833 --> 02:03:10,666
回忆开始后

2289
02:03:10,666 --> 02:03:13,266
安静遥望远方

2290
02:03:13,400 --> 02:03:17,633
荒草覆没的古井枯塘

2291
02:03:18,000 --> 02:03:21,133
匀散一缕过往

2292
02:03:22,133 --> 02:03:23,999
我我还停留在群里

2293
02:03:24,000 --> 02:03:26,633
他说全世界人都听过的那个时代

2294
02:03:28,433 --> 02:03:29,833
真的假的

2295
02:03:31,066 --> 02:03:32,399
忘了名字

2296
02:03:39,933 --> 02:03:43,666
尘世中辗转了千百年

2297
02:03:43,666 --> 02:03:47,633
却只让我看你最后一眼

2298
02:03:47,866 --> 02:03:52,066
火光描摹容颜燃尽了时间

2299
02:03:52,066 --> 02:03:56,566
别留我一人孑然一身

2300
02:03:56,800 --> 02:03:59,933
凋零在梦境里面

2301
02:04:00,966 --> 02:04:02,566
好像没有调

2302
02:04:02,566 --> 02:04:03,433
算了

2303
02:04:04,000 --> 02:04:07,933
太久了这个歌没有什么能听的了

2304
02:04:08,000 --> 02:04:09,233
算了算了

2305
02:04:10,400 --> 02:04:11,200
我记得

2306
02:04:12,433 --> 02:04:16,533
天天天理之星来点那个唐李坚选是吧

2307
02:04:16,766 --> 02:04:19,966
燕子唱歌像他妈幼儿园小孩正常

2308
02:04:21,800 --> 02:04:24,066
你也没转过来我就转不过来啊

2309
02:04:24,066 --> 02:04:26,199
我能转过来我也不至于这样对吧

2310
02:04:26,200 --> 02:04:27,000
信哎

2311
02:04:28,466 --> 02:04:29,966
幼儿园住BM

2312
02:04:30,133 --> 02:04:33,133
我要会我也不至于像现在这样是吧

2313
02:04:40,266 --> 02:04:43,833
燕子的头衔越来越多了猪逼

2314
02:04:58,200 --> 02:05:04,666
是你吻开笔墨染我眼角珠泪

2315
02:05:04,666 --> 02:05:09,666
演离合相遇悲喜为谁

2316
02:05:11,033 --> 02:05:16,833
他们迂回误会我却只由你支配

2317
02:05:17,133 --> 02:05:22,066
问世间哪有更完美

2318
02:05:23,166 --> 02:05:29,033
兰花指捻红尘似水

2319
02:05:29,866 --> 02:05:35,766
三尺红台万事入歌吹

2320
02:05:36,366 --> 02:05:43,166
唱别久悲不成悲十分红处竟成灰

2321
02:05:43,400 --> 02:05:48,733
愿谁记得谁最好的年岁

2322
02:05:52,400 --> 02:05:53,966
这什么歌来着

2323
02:05:55,400 --> 02:05:57,033
我咋忘了

2324
02:05:59,833 --> 02:06:05,033
风雪依稀秋白发尾

2325
02:06:05,933 --> 02:06:11,599
灯火葳蕤揉皱你眼眉

2326
02:06:12,233 --> 02:06:15,733
假如你舍一滴泪

2327
02:06:15,733 --> 02:06:18,933
假如老去我能陪

2328
02:06:18,933 --> 02:06:24,333
烟波里成灰也去得完美

2329
02:06:25,966 --> 02:06:29,566
谢谢秃头的18个打扣饭

2330
02:06:29,566 --> 02:06:31,133
感谢阿里嘎的

2331
02:06:31,800 --> 02:06:33,033
我没有气

2332
02:06:33,133 --> 02:06:35,166
我不唱歌的原因就是我没有气

2333
02:06:35,166 --> 02:06:37,266
我坐着唱为什么声音这么小

2334
02:06:37,266 --> 02:06:38,766
为什么一定要气声

2335
02:06:38,933 --> 02:06:39,966
是因为我没有气

2336
02:06:39,966 --> 02:06:41,933
哪天我躺着能给大家唱歌的话

2337
02:06:41,933 --> 02:06:42,933
就没有这么

2338
02:06:43,633 --> 02:06:46,199
我有这么大的这个气生了

2339
02:06:46,200 --> 02:06:48,133
谢谢total的30个打call饭

2340
02:06:48,133 --> 02:06:49,266
感谢i ago

2341
02:06:53,233 --> 02:06:55,933
好像也没有什么别的

2342
02:06:57,633 --> 02:06:59,633
那些古风的歌

2343
02:07:00,033 --> 02:07:02,999
就早些年的中v的那些歌

2344
02:07:04,733 --> 02:07:06,333
知道还会什么

2345
02:07:13,633 --> 02:07:16,199
yes断气了还真是

2346
02:07:26,633 --> 02:07:27,633
建议你去学游泳

2347
02:07:27,633 --> 02:07:28,533
我会游泳啊

2348
02:07:28,533 --> 02:07:31,233
我唯一擅长的那个我唯一擅长的那个

2349
02:07:31,233 --> 02:07:32,133
那个那个

2350
02:07:33,133 --> 02:07:34,066
就是游泳

2351
02:07:34,066 --> 02:07:36,366
我真的会游而且我游的还行

2352
02:07:42,566 --> 02:07:44,033
好像不是这首歌

2353
02:07:44,233 --> 02:07:47,199
欢迎香草就好像不是这首歌

2354
02:07:47,200 --> 02:07:49,166
坏了找不到了

2355
02:07:51,233 --> 02:07:52,399
你困了快睡吧

2356
02:07:52,400 --> 02:07:53,833
眼睛都睁不开了

2357
02:07:53,833 --> 02:07:55,766
没有呀我还好吧

2358
02:07:56,000 --> 02:07:58,533
我记得我很久很久以前一个一个进

2359
02:07:58,533 --> 02:08:01,599
三的歌好像也也会唱

2360
02:08:02,433 --> 02:08:04,999
但已经忘了他叫什么名字了

2361
02:08:08,200 --> 02:08:10,233
跟我们班一个女同学一起

2362
02:08:10,533 --> 02:08:11,799
一起学的

2363
02:08:20,600 --> 02:08:23,433
新版直播间又给哥们划出去了

2364
02:08:28,800 --> 02:08:29,600
这什么

2365
02:08:30,433 --> 02:08:32,433
上爷这歌也太早了

2366
02:08:32,433 --> 02:08:34,033
有没有人听过呀

2367
02:08:34,433 --> 02:08:36,033
你们有没有人听过这个

2368
02:08:36,033 --> 02:08:37,366
我记得这个歌

2369
02:08:37,800 --> 02:08:40,166
特别特别特别的久

2370
02:08:40,966 --> 02:08:47,266
你嫁衣如火灼伤了天涯

2371
02:08:47,266 --> 02:08:52,133
从此残阳烙我心上

2372
02:08:52,133 --> 02:09:01,366
如朱砂都说你眼中开倾世桃花却

2373
02:09:01,600 --> 02:09:02,400
太高

2374
02:09:03,433 --> 02:09:05,166
太高太高没法直接唱

2375
02:09:05,166 --> 02:09:06,866
这个和合租一个年代

2376
02:09:06,866 --> 02:09:09,133
这个特别特别特别的早

2377
02:09:09,933 --> 02:09:11,533
说明好像有点有点

2378
02:09:11,533 --> 02:09:13,966
是不是有点暴露年龄了

2379
02:09:14,933 --> 02:09:18,733
我忘了我都什么时候听的这些歌了

2380
02:09:20,033 --> 02:09:25,866
嫁衣如火灼伤了天涯

2381
02:09:25,933 --> 02:09:30,566
从此徜徉到我心上

2382
02:09:30,566 --> 02:09:39,866
如朱砂都说你眼中开倾世桃花

2383
02:09:39,966 --> 02:09:45,399
却如何一夕桃花雨下

2384
02:09:48,200 --> 02:09:49,566
我也是初中听的

2385
02:09:49,566 --> 02:09:53,033
说明大伙跟我的年龄也都差不多

2386
02:09:53,033 --> 02:09:54,533
没什么差别嘛

2387
02:09:55,133 --> 02:09:57,333
哎呀这样我就放心了

2388
02:09:59,333 --> 02:10:01,833
这些剩下没了没有会唱的歌

2389
02:10:02,733 --> 02:10:04,799
已经把我兜里这么多年

2390
02:10:04,800 --> 02:10:08,066
能哼两句的全都给大家唱出来了

2391
02:10:12,200 --> 02:10:15,133
没听过代沟了说明你们以前

2392
02:10:15,366 --> 02:10:17,166
说明你你不是二次元啊不对

2393
02:10:17,166 --> 02:10:19,833
说明你没有听过古风啊那些

2394
02:10:20,333 --> 02:10:21,133
谢谢

2395
02:10:22,266 --> 02:10:24,766
谢谢不渝妄语的时刻打call

2396
02:10:24,766 --> 02:10:26,366
放感谢阿迪达到

2397
02:10:32,566 --> 02:10:35,366
我还是没找到我以前会唱的那首歌

2398
02:10:44,000 --> 02:10:45,333
主播跟你有代沟

2399
02:10:45,533 --> 02:10:46,933
主播跟你没有代沟

2400
02:10:50,466 --> 02:10:53,266
我记得是个健忘3的同仁哥

2401
02:10:53,266 --> 02:10:55,033
两个字的名字

2402
02:10:55,033 --> 02:10:56,833
很久很久以前的

2403
02:10:57,966 --> 02:11:00,066
忘了叫什么了但是

2404
02:11:04,733 --> 02:11:06,633
感觉我上初中的时候

2405
02:11:06,633 --> 02:11:08,799
健三就是很火的时候

2406
02:11:08,833 --> 02:11:12,033
当年就想哎以后我上了大学呢

2407
02:11:12,133 --> 02:11:14,866
自由支配时间我一定要多玩玩

2408
02:11:15,866 --> 02:11:16,233
这个

2409
02:11:16,233 --> 02:11:19,166
现在我都已经很多很多年没打开过了

2410
02:11:19,166 --> 02:11:21,333
不知道大家以前都玩没玩过

2411
02:11:33,600 --> 02:11:34,600
欢迎诺海

2412
02:11:34,600 --> 02:11:36,666
嗯新年快乐

2413
02:11:37,333 --> 02:11:40,733
我以前跳舞学生会自我介绍唱葫芦娃

2414
02:11:40,733 --> 02:11:41,633
你好狠

2415
02:11:42,400 --> 02:11:46,600
跟前女友一起玩过分手后没玩了啊

2416
02:11:55,666 --> 02:11:57,799
摸摸头摸摸头

2417
02:12:02,966 --> 02:12:04,566
今天还放那什么吗

2418
02:12:04,566 --> 02:12:07,199
还放还放还放戒烟吗

2419
02:12:09,333 --> 02:12:10,533
不知道放不放

2420
02:12:10,533 --> 02:12:11,533
戒烟了

2421
02:12:12,766 --> 02:12:14,266
新年快乐

2422
02:12:19,033 --> 02:12:21,599
只有猪不一样的猪

2423
02:12:21,600 --> 02:12:24,000
不一样的跟女朋友能一样吗

2424
02:12:24,833 --> 02:12:26,799
放吧那好吧

2425
02:12:27,000 --> 02:12:27,800
嗯

2426
02:12:32,733 --> 02:12:34,799
没烟的时候一直在戒烟

2427
02:12:34,800 --> 02:12:36,533
哪天你真戒掉了咋办

2428
02:13:02,600 --> 02:13:07,833
已经为了变得更好去到锋芒

2429
02:13:08,266 --> 02:13:10,966
都戒了这么久都戒不掉了

2430
02:13:12,066 --> 02:13:13,033
这样子啊

2431
02:13:15,000 --> 02:13:18,466
北极星这一次跟拉茧的铁棍一样耶

2432
02:13:19,400 --> 02:13:21,766
开哭给我狠狠的哭

2433
02:13:21,866 --> 02:13:26,733
地方要陪你唱歌吃饭我结账

2434
02:13:27,433 --> 02:13:31,566
保持优良习惯

2435
02:13:34,400 --> 02:13:40,066
你说最近过的还算幸福美满

2436
02:13:42,366 --> 02:13:48,399
喝了几杯唱了几段你却哭了

2437
02:13:50,466 --> 02:13:54,633
想去安慰却不知什么立场

2438
02:13:54,733 --> 02:13:58,566
听你说话看你枯湿头发

2439
02:13:59,566 --> 02:14:02,999
我等到那个惩罚

2440
02:14:05,466 --> 02:14:09,066
戒了烟我不习惯

2441
02:14:09,466 --> 02:14:13,133
没有你我怎么办

2442
02:14:13,466 --> 02:14:18,466
3年零一个礼拜才喧哗

2443
02:14:18,466 --> 02:14:22,266
晚安晚安台姐新年快乐

2444
02:14:23,266 --> 02:14:24,533
不可以记

2445
02:14:25,033 --> 02:14:27,766
这首歌很适合289

2446
02:14:28,000 --> 02:14:29,400
太悲伤了

2447
02:14:29,400 --> 02:14:33,833
我希望适合289的歌可以是更快乐的

2448
02:14:34,933 --> 02:14:36,799
有点太悲伤

2449
02:14:46,133 --> 02:14:50,366
这是两个人分手之后的

2450
02:14:51,566 --> 02:14:52,466
哥

2451
02:14:52,566 --> 02:14:55,266
我又不会跟恋人分手

2452
02:14:56,033 --> 02:14:57,766
燕子什么时候开学啊

2453
02:14:57,766 --> 02:14:59,966
快了还有十多天

2454
02:15:01,333 --> 02:15:02,733
刚放假

2455
02:15:03,866 --> 02:15:05,633
还有十多天开学

2456
02:15:06,533 --> 02:15:09,966
想去安慰却不知什么理由

2457
02:15:09,966 --> 02:15:11,966
要睡了啊

2458
02:15:12,800 --> 02:15:14,066
要睡了

2459
02:15:15,366 --> 02:15:19,199
我得到了惩罚

2460
02:15:21,433 --> 02:15:25,399
戒了烟你我不习惯

2461
02:15:25,400 --> 02:15:29,266
没有你我怎么办

2462
02:15:29,400 --> 02:15:33,066
3年零一个礼拜

2463
02:15:33,433 --> 02:15:37,066
才学会怎么忍耐

2464
02:15:37,666 --> 02:15:41,266
你给过我的伤害

2465
02:15:41,400 --> 02:15:45,200
是没有一句责怪

2466
02:15:45,433 --> 02:15:49,333
戒了烟染上悲伤

2467
02:15:49,333 --> 02:15:52,366
我也不想

2468
02:15:57,400 --> 02:15:59,600
都放假不怎么耐久直播

2469
02:15:59,600 --> 02:16:02,366
我这一天6个小时还不耐久呀

2470
02:16:02,366 --> 02:16:05,333
对于我的身体来说已经很久了

2471
02:16:08,033 --> 02:16:09,399
挺久的啦

2472
02:16:09,400 --> 02:16:10,866
那你要想想

2473
02:16:10,866 --> 02:16:14,333
真想耐久那我就直播睡觉了

2474
02:16:25,366 --> 02:16:29,399
戒了烟我不习惯

2475
02:16:29,400 --> 02:16:33,400
没有你我怎么办

2476
02:16:33,400 --> 02:16:37,200
3年零一个礼拜

2477
02:16:37,433 --> 02:16:41,333
才学会会怎么忍耐

2478
02:16:41,400 --> 02:16:45,366
你给过我的伤害

2479
02:16:45,400 --> 02:16:49,600
是没有一句责怪

2480
02:16:51,666 --> 02:17:00,266
戒了烟染上悲伤悲伤我不想

2481
02:17:06,966 --> 02:17:08,466
到底是借还是不借

2482
02:17:08,533 --> 02:17:09,533
当然是不借了

2483
02:17:09,533 --> 02:17:11,033
但是嘴上说着禁言

2484
02:17:11,033 --> 02:17:13,566
其实又又又那个什么

2485
02:17:13,566 --> 02:17:16,766
就希望大家2022年

2486
02:17:17,066 --> 02:17:19,633
做什么事情都顺利都成功

2487
02:17:19,633 --> 02:17:21,599
只有戒烟不成功啊

2488
02:17:22,833 --> 02:17:25,933
除了戒烟之外所有的事情都成功

2489
02:17:43,133 --> 02:17:44,433
新年快乐

2490
02:17:44,433 --> 02:17:47,333
希望月月每一天天天开心

2491
02:17:47,333 --> 02:17:50,633
希望郑老爷行每天天天开心

2492
02:17:51,933 --> 02:17:55,199
希望a呀阿里啊做什么都成功

2493
02:17:55,200 --> 02:17:57,966
只有毕业不成功挺好的

2494
02:18:00,366 --> 02:18:02,933
呀困死我了困的流眼泪

2495
02:18:03,533 --> 02:18:04,599
瞅瞅不见

2496
02:18:10,033 --> 02:18:11,766
新年快乐

2497
02:18:19,600 --> 02:18:20,533
晚安

2498
02:18:21,366 --> 02:18:25,733
下午快乐大家好好享受假期的时间

2499
02:18:26,133 --> 02:18:26,933
嗯

2500
02:18:27,633 --> 02:18:28,533
拜拜

2501
02:18:28,966 --> 02:18:30,599
名利雕都辉荣

2502
02:18:30,633 --> 02:18:33,866
最终不过多添个失意面孔

2503
02:18:36,033 --> 02:18:38,366
你是山下兰芽

2504
02:18:38,366 --> 02:18:40,366
梦遍西风白发

2505
02:18:40,366 --> 02:18:42,366
箫瑟年月

2506
02:18:50,233 --> 02:18:52,966
我有点假不信是天赐的赐福

2507
02:18:52,966 --> 02:18:55,566
这种凡人的赐福会天生的孤独

2508
02:18:55,566 --> 02:18:58,133
孤独的公主其实竟没怎么下过

2509
02:18:58,133 --> 02:18:59,866
唯一不太打招呼

2510
02:19:00,866 --> 02:19:01,666
哇

2511
02:19:21,466 --> 02:19:23,999
野茫茫天苍苍

2512
02:19:24,033 --> 02:19:26,599
我做虎为你的王

2513
02:19:26,666 --> 02:19:29,199
归了乡散了吧

2514
02:19:29,200 --> 02:19:32,600
不可一世又怎样啊啊啊

2515
02:19:54,266 --> 02:19:56,799
我有点假不信是天赐的自负

2516
02:19:56,966 --> 02:19:59,599
这种凡人是否会天生的孤独

2517
02:19:59,600 --> 02:20:02,133
孤独的公主几十斤没怎么下过

2518
02:20:02,133 --> 02:20:03,866
我也不太打招呼

2519
02:20:04,833 --> 02:20:06,366
我的职责是维护了

2520
02:20:06,400 --> 02:20:07,566
人扶你额头

2521
02:20:07,566 --> 02:20:10,199
这样的旨意正好衬托我的目空

2522
02:20:10,233 --> 02:20:12,733
可自从见你之后有了爱的影踪

2523
02:20:12,733 --> 02:20:14,466
炸了头脑乱哄哄

2524
02:20:14,866 --> 02:20:19,933
为了谁负了伤声嘶力竭的高亢

2525
02:20:20,033 --> 02:20:25,366
古城墙残剑伤转了几轮的月光

2526
02:20:25,366 --> 02:20:30,599
夜茫茫天苍苍我做护卫你的王

2527
02:20:30,666 --> 02:20:36,066
归了乡散了帮不可一世又怎样