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我

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我

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啊这是个啥呀

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我刚才搬凳子下地下室的时候

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少看了一个台阶

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给我摔的哎呦

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疼死了

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哎呦

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吓我一跳

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我操没没事没啥事

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还行没事

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还行别卡

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哈哈傻逼

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我还没开播呢我可以尽情的攻击你啊

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我告诉你啊

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我还没切出来模型呢

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一切发言这个不归本人负责啊

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一切攻击性的发言

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责任都在郑老爷身上啊

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哈哈傻逼

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医院一周没看你直播了

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欢迎回来奥黛丽

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没事没事

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你太傻逼了

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我还以为你又在说面条我没吃饭呢

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我没吃饭我今天那个什么呀

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我我

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喂喂

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喂啊

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我我今天那个

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下来的时候正好碰到我室友在那边

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做那个

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谢谢顶上的关注啊

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初见可爱喜欢单推

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我翻都不看来看你

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正确的主播一天只有两个小时

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如果没加班的话

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但是翻的话啥时候都能看啊

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不着急不着急先看我

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我没吃面条他那个什么

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他上楼他说他刚起床而我8点钟醒的

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8点半刚上完早课

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人跟人之间的差距真的令人感叹

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你知道吧

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我室友在锅前

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哎随心所欲的做饭安排自己的生活

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而我刚刚上完早课

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来来上班

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作弊初见妈了

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大好海记了那没办法呀

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主播哎呀这一天掉这多船呢

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一次是记了家人们

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嗯谢谢周老爷的SC

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非常感谢轰动你阿力卡的主播

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什么时候物事件庆祝啊

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接季了家人们

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没办法呀

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切歌吧这歌太吵了

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晚上好晚上好

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谢谢纯牛

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皇家骑士的幸运时常感谢阿力来到

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反转了主播在被动提纯主播

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主播的能力也就这样了

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可能主播能力也就这样了吧

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主播跟谁说切割了

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没有啊没有的事

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谢谢

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我过气的东方正的白银宝宝的泡泡糖

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非常感谢ID盖豆

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哎

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主播上不去下不来的问题

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一个七个狗玩俩月

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我的爷爷人们一次是没有活了

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不是这我没玩呀

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谁说的弹幕发的也能算在我头上啊

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你没性格攻击我也能算在我头上

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那我真是不好说了

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上个月这个时候在充摆件

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嗯

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时势造英雄然后

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我的手机

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啊这

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好事

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我这波出国还是有点小伤啊没事没事

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呃这个确实是有问题啊但是

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嗯

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嗯如果让我在正常上学上课中间

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跟就全力直播中间我肯定

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我肯定还是想维持一个平衡的

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这两个东西肯定肯定还是要要

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要平衡一下的

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嗯

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主播在嘴巴里面说说

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我念弹幕呢

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你们没有活

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好吧我念弹幕呢

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活来了手机记了哈死我了

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睡了吗没睡没睡

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地板挺软的没瞌睡问题不大

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我这是做好准备了

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4张钢化手机膜

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什么时候摔碎了什么时候给自己贴膜

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我还带了那个剪头发的剪刀

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什么钢化手机膜各种手机壳还有

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小东西什么创可贴之类的

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不好买的东西

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今日的掉落欢天来的格外早

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我我我也不知道为啥

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可能我没放清楚啊

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开心捏两个都想要两个都做不好

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你好像

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天地之星一个月没来看我直播了

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你替代了天地之心的位置

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当年上个月他就在直播间说

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完全一样的一句话呀

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哎呀我好想你啊

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嗯我也很想你

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主播又被人耽误上课生活

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跟直播是一组统一辩证的矛盾

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还真是

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我不想放弃深夜党啊我为啥选这么

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一轮课不就是像

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下课了直接就来直播吗

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反正都起床了电脑都打开了

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然后上了俩小时课觉也醒了

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我不直播我干嘛呀

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燕子因为下出学校的样子像条狗

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哈哈哈

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敬个礼是吗

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哈哈我不好说

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看

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云烟如何评价冠军AB联盟

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没听没看好吗

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哎呀我好想你啊

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想想想好想支持正义想我

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房管上流浪猫巷口

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没办法

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我们这房管一个两个都平安区

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可以现在看

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不小心再看

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万一那东西

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那东西呃像公那个啥准一样

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容易

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被塔塔开

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我不是就记了

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谢谢小姐姐

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哇谢谢谢谢非常感谢啊

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我昨天我昨天看小说的时候

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那个小说主角去解谜

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欢迎开始

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那个小说主角是解谜

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然后他说那个什么

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然后那个系统给的那个

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密码是9527

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那个主角想了一下说是骂人的

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我一直叫你9527

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我被你骂了多少次啊

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能不能换个歌单啊

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这个歌单跟你直播效果一样

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这不紧急叫停了吗

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主播也意识到了

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主播高雅的品味疑似是

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那些人没有办法理解的

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为了为了迁就大伙

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主播换点看起来很正常的歌单吧

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527是星爷电影的梗啊

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主播不会没看过吧

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这下暴露年龄了

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晚上好椰子丸

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听我的不要翘课

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我不翘课放心吧

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谢谢圣光的爱心阿力来到

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其实刚刚出国是这样的

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慢慢吸引这边的生活跟节奏

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总得找到一个平衡

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所以不要在意一时的得失了

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也也也会在意的

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也会在意的吗

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毕竟就直播跟人学习都是我的生活

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嗯

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9527不是谐音的吗

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我不知道我不知道这个是

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我昨天百度了一下才发现

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9527是什么梗啊

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你看很多人跟我一样都不知道了吗

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我也是完全不知道了

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昨天我还特意搜了那个晚上好

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哎呀我忘了改那个什么了

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忘了改标题了家人们

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现场征集一个直播间标题吧

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主播起名费了

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为什么要上主播起主播现在估计是

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估计是要起一个什么掉大件了

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塞子之类的

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啊就是没种没出息的意思啊

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那我也挺受外气的

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反正没人看

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不要去随便去

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什么事都要你爹给你讲清楚是吧燕子

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哎

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给你皇冠你跟我说话

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你的建议是

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猫猫野谭超有梗的陪伴是杂团是吧

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看来你你你也就不过如此

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也就跟主播一样不过如此了

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行

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嘿嘿怎么这么恶心啊

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提个开摆是吧

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不行了开摆这个东西有点

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不符合我们的价值观了

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因为他他不同意了

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其实我还挺好奇

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我室友在楼上煮什么东西的

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我昨天

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昨天不是做了一顿烧烤给他们吃吗

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他们都都挺开心的之后

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不是我刚才在楼上他说在做中饭

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但是我只看到了

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一盆面笋一桶酸奶跟一盒草莓

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不知道他在做什么记恩下头

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狠

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你们的攻击性

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也像我的摆件一样随风逝去了

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什么时候我们才能双向进步

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而不是双向退步呢

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嘎嘎听

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我还真我要真能唱我现在就给你们唱

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好吧一大老

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弟你是有吃啥呢

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因为我给你们直播我没吃饭呢

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因为我等下下播之后我也得去做东西

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吃啊

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现在已经为了不浪费时间拜拜

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欢迎想做陈老师的狗

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晚上好哎

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为啥我这个本场数据

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显示我只赚了23块钱呢

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你们今天不会是IC免费了吧

239
00:11:57,366 --> 00:11:59,066
IC免费了吗

240
00:11:59,966 --> 00:12:04,333
哎为啥我的本场数据只有23块钱呢

241
00:12:05,533 --> 00:12:08,666
这老爷跟剩女打的是免费IC吗

242
00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:12,300
吃饭饭牌计划为室友吃饭饭牌了

243
00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:15,533
因为我我已经没饭可吃了

244
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:18,266
因为我已经无饭可吃了

245
00:12:18,266 --> 00:12:19,299
我说我相信了

246
00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:22,166
主播不会已经唱过了吧最近这嗓子

247
00:12:22,566 --> 00:12:25,799
我最近这三天一句歌都没唱过

248
00:12:27,866 --> 00:12:29,799
看看尾巴怎么有回音

249
00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:32,800
我又在底下是你怎么变成喵喵鹿了

250
00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:34,200
复合型北极星

251
00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:38,566
你看了白色猫雷跟那个紫色猫雷了吗

252
00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:40,566
谢谢少女的爱心

253
00:12:40,566 --> 00:12:44,499
红灯尼阿里卡多是免费的大家快打呢

254
00:12:44,666 --> 00:12:45,466
不是

255
00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:48,733
今天是不是真免费啦

256
00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:50,000
我给你们看一下

257
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,366
我们骗你们不是在钓鱼呢

258
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:53,666
真的真的

259
00:12:57,366 --> 00:13:00,399
逆天了这这什么情况

260
00:13:02,066 --> 00:13:06,866
谢谢香草加橙汁的SC红豆你阿里嘎多

261
00:13:06,866 --> 00:13:08,099
谢谢香草

262
00:13:08,266 --> 00:13:09,066
嗯

263
00:13:15,566 --> 00:13:17,966
我试了一下确实免费了

264
00:13:17,966 --> 00:13:20,066
你看一眼收益是不是没涨

265
00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:20,899
是啊

266
00:13:21,566 --> 00:13:23,199
收益完全没涨

267
00:13:51,333 --> 00:13:54,699
本场收益223块钱

268
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,600
知道是为啥

269
00:13:58,166 --> 00:14:00,799
燕子你不是什么也要吃饭

270
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:03,300
深夜是有七情六欲的是吧

271
00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:06,166
要不然我就不会开心也不会难过了

272
00:14:06,266 --> 00:14:10,566
怎么又能跟大伙每天直播呢是吧

273
00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:16,066
我在公众号充的

274
00:14:16,133 --> 00:14:18,166
主播的尾巴好可爱呀

275
00:14:18,166 --> 00:14:19,166
谢谢你谢谢你

276
00:14:19,166 --> 00:14:19,899
截图我不信

277
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:22,866
真的23块钱

278
00:14:22,966 --> 00:14:24,933
现场截的好不好

279
00:14:24,966 --> 00:14:26,566
都用了公众号

280
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,133
紫色的来币了

281
00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:29,299
紫色的来了吗

282
00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:31,000
不是白色的来了吗

283
00:14:31,166 --> 00:14:34,399
嗯谢谢郑老爷的

284
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:38,466
4个幸运石6个粉玫瑰花吧

285
00:14:38,466 --> 00:14:40,599
感谢红灯尼阿里卡多

286
00:14:40,666 --> 00:14:41,466
哈哈哈

287
00:14:42,166 --> 00:14:44,099
前方宝宝主主播的烂你知道吗

288
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:47,966
真的真的不是红地毯我不能认可

289
00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:50,133
主播没有圈套

290
00:14:50,133 --> 00:14:51,499
这刚截的图

291
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:53,200
我下个播看看

292
00:14:53,366 --> 00:14:57,333
看看尾巴看看脚底我为什么要下播呀

293
00:14:57,466 --> 00:14:59,799
主播好不容易现在会拉不开的

294
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:01,466
人气这个

295
00:15:02,133 --> 00:15:03,099
经历了一番

296
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:07,333
调侃之后达到了2.3万了

297
00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:09,533
下播要重新积累了

298
00:15:12,266 --> 00:15:13,966
应该是有延迟的

299
00:15:13,966 --> 00:15:16,766
啊对现在显示91块钱了

300
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,100
紫色的今晚刚来

301
00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:22,300
如何评价三个颜色的猫

302
00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:24,700
哎在你心中的直播效果

303
00:15:24,866 --> 00:15:26,733
谁是第一谁是第二

304
00:15:27,766 --> 00:15:30,899
其实我很喜欢猫雷那个画风

305
00:15:30,933 --> 00:15:32,599
之后如果有机会的话

306
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:36,066
可能如果人家那个画师还接稿子的话

307
00:15:36,066 --> 00:15:37,933
我也想约一个

308
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,500
那个画师的皮套

309
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:41,733
我觉得他画萝莉挺好看的

310
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:44,199
虽然会长得一样

311
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:49,866
上当了SC也算正常收益吗

312
00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:51,366
请你要看雷瑟

313
00:15:51,366 --> 00:15:52,899
大米收不住

314
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:55,500
车见凯喜欢单车

315
00:15:56,066 --> 00:15:57,566
有没有懂的哥们

316
00:15:57,566 --> 00:15:58,966
我不知道呀

317
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:03,900
反正就那啥紫一二绿白色车

318
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:05,000
哈哈

319
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:05,900
哈

320
00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:07,166
啊白色猫

321
00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:08,699
雷知道你这么说他

322
00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:10,366
他应该会挺伤心的

323
00:16:10,366 --> 00:16:11,866
这个怎么算我不知道

324
00:16:11,866 --> 00:16:13,366
现在变91了

325
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,066
啥三色猫嘞

326
00:16:15,066 --> 00:16:18,699
就是那个秦月儿还有琥珀林跟猫人

327
00:16:18,766 --> 00:16:21,566
他们三个人是同一个坏尸妈妈

328
00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:25,966
他们三同一个坏尸妈妈吗

329
00:16:27,866 --> 00:16:29,466
大尾巴主播可爱

330
00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:30,533
你故意肉鸟

331
00:16:30,533 --> 00:16:31,666
今天是什么阿皮

332
00:16:31,666 --> 00:16:33,099
纯粮的版本吗

333
00:16:35,166 --> 00:16:37,499
你们在群里面水的那些玩意

334
00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:39,800
我都已经一次是记住了

335
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,300
妈他真的他真的做了草莓3年

336
00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:49,166
好呀好呀好呀好呀

337
00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:58,200
我猜对了他真的做了

338
00:16:58,766 --> 00:17:00,366
他还分了我一晚

339
00:17:00,366 --> 00:17:01,699
等会中场休息的

340
00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:03,000
时候就去楼上

341
00:17:03,066 --> 00:17:05,699
喝美少女做的草莓酸奶啊

342
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,800
然后你们都没有份

343
00:17:08,366 --> 00:17:13,066
想想到这里我就有一种呃快乐的感觉

344
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:16,099
除了微发公主都不认识你一次

345
00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:18,100
是记住了被标记了

346
00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:19,600
还好我没发病

347
00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:22,333
为什么要给懒狗吃啊

348
00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:27,099
哎我能攻击你吗那个

349
00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:31,933
好像不太好好像不太好

350
00:17:31,933 --> 00:17:34,199
主播在直播间直接攻击榜一

351
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,600
太太不行了

352
00:17:35,666 --> 00:17:36,799
现在有点困了

353
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:39,700
有点像那个晚上要睡觉之前的状态

354
00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:42,366
我差点脱口而出那个

355
00:17:43,666 --> 00:17:44,333
你爹

356
00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:48,366
我昨天晚上刚做了4个人份的烧烤

357
00:17:49,966 --> 00:17:52,066
怎么就成懒狗了呢

358
00:17:52,533 --> 00:17:54,699
谢谢无敌赵老爷的IC

359
00:17:54,733 --> 00:17:58,466
哈哈傻逼为啥你这样我就来火了

360
00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:06,099
孩子老师能不能帮我转转转

361
00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:07,933
接一下成语妈妈

362
00:18:08,133 --> 00:18:10,266
能不能转一下成语妈妈

363
00:18:13,066 --> 00:18:15,299
我加钱加好多钱

364
00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:18,466
必须要把那个踩人的案件做出来

365
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:21,566
今天我坐在天台上了

366
00:18:21,566 --> 00:18:23,466
他做不出来就是我我

367
00:18:23,466 --> 00:18:24,266
我

368
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:29,366
啥呀一定要做这个

369
00:18:29,766 --> 00:18:32,299
我要狠狠的踹直播间这些基因

370
00:18:32,466 --> 00:18:34,099
一脚两脚三脚

371
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,600
看一场少一场

372
00:18:36,766 --> 00:18:39,133
还不让说点好听的

373
00:18:39,133 --> 00:18:42,699
喝了会变成女通讯录美少女掐掉了

374
00:18:43,933 --> 00:18:45,366
哈哈傻逼

375
00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:49,333
你才傻逼呢姐姐踩我主播跳吧

376
00:18:49,933 --> 00:18:50,933
你敢猜想

377
00:18:50,933 --> 00:18:52,466
为什么房管那么多啊

378
00:18:52,466 --> 00:18:54,733
忘发给你了你要吗

379
00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:56,066
忘发给你了

380
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,500
彩蓝牌自发防挂念

381
00:19:05,166 --> 00:19:06,099
你要不要呀

382
00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:08,400
我现在我现在把手按在

383
00:19:08,466 --> 00:19:10,866
发房管的那个按键上了

384
00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:13,499
但是他的下面就是举报头像

385
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,600
他的上面就是本房间禁言

386
00:19:16,066 --> 00:19:16,866
过来肉鸟

387
00:19:16,866 --> 00:19:18,733
给你一句话的时间

388
00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:21,966
让你让我决定一下到底按什么地方啊

389
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,700
踩我全刀自杀

390
00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:27,299
我比你跳的更快

391
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,266
这玩一会真行的

392
00:19:29,266 --> 00:19:30,533
我MS上了天堂

393
00:19:30,533 --> 00:19:31,866
能气到主播吗

394
00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:33,533
主播差点被你气被给我气

395
00:19:33,533 --> 00:19:34,333
死了

396
00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:37,166
我已经不知道今天对十一了

397
00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:39,099
你连妆都不装了是吧

398
00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:42,133
你连你连眼都不撵了是吧

399
00:19:42,133 --> 00:19:44,399
哎今天给我推的都啥歌呀

400
00:19:44,533 --> 00:19:49,666
爱如潮水错位失控晚风还是分开

401
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:51,900
还是会想你海底

402
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:53,366
哎咋都是这呢

403
00:19:53,466 --> 00:19:54,933
这是啥意思呀

404
00:19:56,266 --> 00:19:57,399
逆天了

405
00:20:04,166 --> 00:20:06,666
快点再不踹我就急了

406
00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:07,500
我准备了

407
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,866
天昏地暗一片混子

408
00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:13,999
刚才很忙啊

409
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,733
刚才没有时间打字腾不出手打字

410
00:20:16,733 --> 00:20:18,699
但现在我不仅想质问

411
00:20:18,766 --> 00:20:21,299
人类的未来到底在何方

412
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:23,133
如果我们一直按照现在疾病

413
00:20:23,133 --> 00:20:24,199
的路线走下去

414
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,600
最终会达到我们想要的结局吗

415
00:20:26,766 --> 00:20:29,666
人生究竟是有意义的还是无意义的呢

416
00:20:29,666 --> 00:20:32,533
意义的存在是否是人工赋予的呢

417
00:20:32,566 --> 00:20:34,366
宇宙的尽头到底是什么

418
00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:35,999
他又是怎么开始的呢

419
00:20:36,066 --> 00:20:38,766
我们的头顶真的有更高纬度的文明吗

420
00:20:38,766 --> 00:20:40,299
或者说我们的人生

421
00:20:40,333 --> 00:20:42,999
都是早就已经注定和谱写好了吗

422
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:48,966
我没办法友善的攻击你

423
00:20:48,966 --> 00:20:51,499
跟着刀放怪就跟大伙隔开了

424
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,066
那就先不给你发

425
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:55,066
产生了距离感

426
00:20:56,266 --> 00:20:58,299
哥单独看着有人掉大一点

427
00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,100
谢谢你的电影

428
00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:00,700
我要奖励自己

429
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:03,300
我的小号因为没防手机

430
00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:04,466
已经发不出弹幕

431
00:21:04,466 --> 00:21:05,733
为什么不愿不愿

432
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,800
你以为你瞎说点东西就不算白赖了吗

433
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,066
你们都不知道这定情纹的吗

434
00:21:14,166 --> 00:21:15,399
这是那个啥呀

435
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,333
这是那个

436
00:21:16,466 --> 00:21:20,699
重点就在第一句啊刚才没有手打字

437
00:21:20,866 --> 00:21:22,166
刚才在忙

438
00:21:22,166 --> 00:21:23,966
后面的都是瞎扯的

439
00:21:23,966 --> 00:21:25,899
随便说啥都行的

440
00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:28,600
重点就是刚才没有手打字

441
00:21:31,933 --> 00:21:35,733
主播为什么不学文科要学划水上课

442
00:21:35,733 --> 00:21:37,466
你是家里有钱了

443
00:21:37,566 --> 00:21:39,166
不是呀我

444
00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:43,133
我学不明白文科英语文科学不明白

445
00:21:43,666 --> 00:21:45,333
谁像你啊天天冲浪

446
00:21:45,333 --> 00:21:46,799
我们业余人要做事的

447
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:47,600
我记得昨天晚

448
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:48,966
上睡觉之前好像

449
00:21:49,300 --> 00:21:50,500
首页看了一眼

450
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:54,100
b站好像有那个无什么敌政和老爷在

451
00:21:54,100 --> 00:21:55,400
在直播干嘛

452
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:56,766
打什么东西来着

453
00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:59,400
101吧还是什么东西我给忘了

454
00:21:59,700 --> 00:22:00,666
不太清楚

455
00:22:00,666 --> 00:22:02,066
好乱的活呀

456
00:22:02,466 --> 00:22:04,499
不像有些懒勾

457
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:05,933
哈哈哈

458
00:22:06,333 --> 00:22:09,333
没办法呀这看不懂啊

459
00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:14,066
文学这个东西也不好毕业也难学好吗

460
00:22:14,466 --> 00:22:17,099
你怎么老能误伤到尿尿了

461
00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:18,400
哈哈哈

462
00:22:19,666 --> 00:22:22,366
你看我的腿总能看到这个

463
00:22:22,366 --> 00:22:24,766
我不是烟烟人坏了坏女人

464
00:22:24,766 --> 00:22:26,533
这下把粉丝拿来架盾

465
00:22:27,166 --> 00:22:29,599
我们休息时间不能玩游戏吗

466
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,333
你一天上班俩小时

467
00:22:31,333 --> 00:22:33,399
在燕子直播间发弹幕

468
00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:35,966
剩下22个小时休息是吧

469
00:22:36,066 --> 00:22:37,399
主播能吃烧烤吗

470
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:38,600
不能打个游戏吗

471
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:40,133
烧烤可简单了

472
00:22:40,300 --> 00:22:43,100
就洗个菜切个菜然后

473
00:22:43,533 --> 00:22:47,266
随便拿灶台上放的那个调料兑一下

474
00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:49,766
然后往上面一浇

475
00:22:50,066 --> 00:22:51,533
往烤箱里一塞

476
00:22:51,766 --> 00:22:53,999
剩下的活都不是我干的

477
00:22:55,366 --> 00:22:59,133
主播收米花米椰仁斩米袋

478
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:04,200
呵呵对不起honey此密码赛

479
00:23:04,966 --> 00:23:07,466
你不提学习就看不到课文

480
00:23:07,666 --> 00:23:09,666
主播今天好有攻击性啊

481
00:23:09,666 --> 00:23:12,333
主播英语很棒啊也还是多少分

482
00:23:12,333 --> 00:23:13,733
你是哈哈哈了

483
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:16,900
主播最高分才考了6分好吧

484
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,866
主播说自己敷衍事了

485
00:23:20,866 --> 00:23:24,333
他们都很喜欢但昨天那土豆没烤手

486
00:23:24,733 --> 00:23:25,933
不太幸福

487
00:23:26,166 --> 00:23:29,299
这什么什么好运这啥东西啊

488
00:23:35,066 --> 00:23:37,933
我怎么记得这个什么什么好运

489
00:23:39,266 --> 00:23:41,133
不是都做完了吗

490
00:23:42,266 --> 00:23:45,899
为啥我们直播间没做完这个东西啊

491
00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:47,400
奇怪了

492
00:23:50,366 --> 00:23:51,999
6分这是否

493
00:23:52,533 --> 00:23:54,566
这是否太太那个啥

494
00:23:54,566 --> 00:23:57,066
主播说自己是脑瘫儿

495
00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:00,900
那咋整 6分出国留学可不是脑瘫儿

496
00:24:00,900 --> 00:24:01,700
咋的

497
00:24:05,066 --> 00:24:06,966
主播能不能讲讲咋说呀

498
00:24:07,066 --> 00:24:07,866
是

499
00:24:08,966 --> 00:24:13,499
主播在机构上的班只能说多听多说

500
00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:16,500
然后写作的话多看基金

501
00:24:17,533 --> 00:24:20,499
阅读没有啥能说的因为

502
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:22,300
阅读就那几个题型

503
00:24:22,533 --> 00:24:23,799
挺固定的

504
00:24:24,533 --> 00:24:27,799
主播刚上完早课有火气也是正常的

505
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,766
就是因为人被家暴

506
00:24:33,533 --> 00:24:35,566
哎呀我错了吗

507
00:24:35,966 --> 00:24:36,799
柔柔柔柔

508
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:37,933
错了错了

509
00:24:38,666 --> 00:24:41,666
下次还敢荡荡再给你两曲

510
00:24:42,566 --> 00:24:45,399
主播今天是攻击模式了哈哈哈

511
00:24:45,766 --> 00:24:46,999
我的评价是啥

512
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,000
是没有8分

513
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:51,466
你是记得是你不会是8分的大佬吧

514
00:24:51,666 --> 00:24:54,299
我们那个小地方8分

515
00:24:54,733 --> 00:24:55,733
不是8分了

516
00:24:55,733 --> 00:24:56,666
7.5已经

517
00:24:56,666 --> 00:25:00,699
能在机构当那种就特别特别厉害的

518
00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:01,533
老师

519
00:25:02,300 --> 00:25:03,900
烧烤酱怎么配啊

520
00:25:03,900 --> 00:25:06,066
我只知道啥孜然辣椒

521
00:25:06,066 --> 00:25:06,966
我给你们念

522
00:25:06,966 --> 00:25:08,066
你们会不会觉得

523
00:25:08,066 --> 00:25:10,133
我在说一些你们听不懂的

524
00:25:10,133 --> 00:25:10,966
东西啊

525
00:25:13,066 --> 00:25:15,999
就那种烧肉汁日式烧肉汁

526
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,166
家里可以备一瓶

527
00:25:17,166 --> 00:25:19,999
那个东西打底调味还挺舒服的

528
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,900
可以加那个一勺生抽

529
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:26,366
一勺孜然粉一勺孜然粒一勺花生碎

530
00:25:26,366 --> 00:25:28,199
然后半勺白芝麻

531
00:25:28,366 --> 00:25:31,866
半勺白糖半勺盐一勺蚝油

532
00:25:31,866 --> 00:25:34,066
然后一点点番茄酱

533
00:25:34,133 --> 00:25:36,966
再加上呃豆瓣酱里面的红油

534
00:25:36,966 --> 00:25:40,566
一勺酱的话一点点半勺花生酱

535
00:25:40,566 --> 00:25:42,533
然后半勺蒜泥

536
00:25:42,900 --> 00:25:45,166
蒜泥如果不是香油蒜泥的话

537
00:25:45,166 --> 00:25:48,666
就先加半勺香油再加半勺蒜泥

538
00:25:50,066 --> 00:25:53,566
之后的话就看自己的那个想法了

539
00:25:53,566 --> 00:25:57,499
你就尝一尝咸淡然后再往里加东西了

540
00:25:57,900 --> 00:25:59,200
主播喜欢吃什么

541
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:00,566
烧烤烤小米

542
00:26:00,566 --> 00:26:04,099
我觉得最好吃的就是除了肉啊

543
00:26:04,133 --> 00:26:06,499
烤烤金针菇好吃

544
00:26:06,966 --> 00:26:09,366
还有烤玉米都好吃

545
00:26:09,466 --> 00:26:11,966
你一天这都背几个英语单词

546
00:26:11,966 --> 00:26:15,966
我们当时学的时候是要求100来个吧

547
00:26:15,966 --> 00:26:18,399
连复习带新的100来个

548
00:26:20,566 --> 00:26:21,966
烤玉米好吃

549
00:26:21,966 --> 00:26:22,866
嗯嗯

550
00:26:23,100 --> 00:26:24,733
主播吃烤猪腰吗

551
00:26:24,733 --> 00:26:28,199
主播不吃奇奇怪怪的部位啊什么那个

552
00:26:28,466 --> 00:26:31,666
呃内脏然后什么爪子

553
00:26:31,733 --> 00:26:33,799
这些基本我都不吃

554
00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:36,133
主播可以再说一次吗

555
00:26:36,133 --> 00:26:37,933
就记得烧烤酱了

556
00:26:37,966 --> 00:26:40,399
别念了直播包食谱适合

557
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:43,066
晕了这加点鞋子都好

558
00:26:43,066 --> 00:26:44,766
其实你多多弄点呢

559
00:26:44,766 --> 00:26:47,166
每个自作主角连起来就没了

560
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,933
烧烤调料放番茄酱

561
00:26:49,933 --> 00:26:51,733
你怎么不放马桶水

562
00:26:52,566 --> 00:26:54,499
那你要这么说你吃咸口了

563
00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:55,866
你为啥还吃糖啊

564
00:26:55,866 --> 00:26:57,333
这个东西不一样的

565
00:26:57,366 --> 00:26:59,866
你们知道为什么有些人喜欢吃番茄

566
00:26:59,866 --> 00:27:01,199
有些人不喜欢吗

567
00:27:01,266 --> 00:27:04,299
因为番茄的那个鲜味理论上来讲

568
00:27:04,566 --> 00:27:05,966
跟味精差不多

569
00:27:05,966 --> 00:27:07,999
就像香菜的那个香气

570
00:27:08,066 --> 00:27:10,066
有些人能理解有些人理解不了

571
00:27:10,066 --> 00:27:12,799
有些人这个基因决定他吃香菜

572
00:27:13,066 --> 00:27:15,499
就只能吃到一股肥皂的味道

573
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:17,800
有些人就能觉得香奈很好吃

574
00:27:17,866 --> 00:27:20,366
这个是不一样的哦

575
00:27:20,700 --> 00:27:23,366
你如果不能理解这种调味中

576
00:27:23,366 --> 00:27:24,366
深奥的哲学

577
00:27:24,366 --> 00:27:25,066
我只能说

578
00:27:25,066 --> 00:27:25,733
你有的时候

579
00:27:25,733 --> 00:27:28,133
只能度过一个相对失败的人生

580
00:27:30,766 --> 00:27:33,566
不提烤韭菜我急了我急了

581
00:27:33,900 --> 00:27:37,166
昨天室友买了两捆然后那个韭菜怎么

582
00:27:37,166 --> 00:27:39,366
哎怎么烤出来那么少呀

583
00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:40,933
下饭还挺好的

584
00:27:41,866 --> 00:27:44,799
你你只站站什么站啊

585
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:45,866
你还记得下来

586
00:27:45,866 --> 00:27:48,733
我肯定记得下来因为我自己调的呀

587
00:27:49,333 --> 00:27:50,599
烤茄子好吃

588
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,366
烤生蚝也好吃

589
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,866
觉得香菜好吃是基因缺失

590
00:27:55,866 --> 00:27:58,666
觉得香菜难吃才是基因变异

591
00:27:59,066 --> 00:28:00,299
你想想一个东西

592
00:28:00,300 --> 00:28:02,533
你莫名其妙的就吃不了了

593
00:28:03,066 --> 00:28:03,666
对吧

594
00:28:03,666 --> 00:28:06,166
你莫名其妙就吃不了这个东西了

595
00:28:08,733 --> 00:28:10,966
主播可以开一下鱼腥草吗

596
00:28:10,966 --> 00:28:12,899
没吃过我咋开呀

597
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:14,300
没办法呀

598
00:28:14,300 --> 00:28:16,533
没吃过不知道咋开

599
00:28:24,666 --> 00:28:27,133
咸口咸口我都行

600
00:28:28,666 --> 00:28:30,066
为啥不包饺子

601
00:28:30,066 --> 00:28:31,566
韭菜大肉很香

602
00:28:31,566 --> 00:28:33,599
他喜欢吃韭菜盒子

603
00:28:33,766 --> 00:28:34,999
哈哈哈

604
00:28:36,166 --> 00:28:36,766
嗯

605
00:28:36,766 --> 00:28:40,799
就在盒子这方面缺失的营养谁给我补

606
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:43,533
本来本来昨天晚上只有小烧烤了

607
00:28:43,533 --> 00:28:48,266
结果是烙了俩韭菜盒子然后一切两半

608
00:28:48,266 --> 00:28:51,499
我们每个人1/2个韭菜盒子

609
00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:54,266
然后本来就预计没有那么高

610
00:28:54,266 --> 00:28:56,733
结果加了韭菜盒子吃的饱饱的

611
00:28:58,533 --> 00:29:01,566
5倍降临欢迎娘娘晚上好

612
00:29:02,866 --> 00:29:04,466
又到鱼腥草版本了

613
00:29:04,466 --> 00:29:06,266
我没有版本回数了是吧

614
00:29:06,266 --> 00:29:09,333
觉得香菜跟鱼腥草好吃这辈子就倒着

615
00:29:09,366 --> 00:29:11,966
我们吃香菜的人跟吃鱼腥草的人

616
00:29:11,966 --> 00:29:13,199
成分是不一样的

617
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:15,400
请不要把我们二者混为一卡

618
00:29:15,666 --> 00:29:17,066
这是不一样的

619
00:29:19,900 --> 00:29:22,600
香菜好吃我吃面当白菜放

620
00:29:22,766 --> 00:29:23,933
香菜好吃

621
00:29:23,933 --> 00:29:26,899
我吃麻辣烫我最魔怔了那段时间

622
00:29:27,066 --> 00:29:29,599
呃因为就吃碳水不好吗

623
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:31,766
然后吃麻辣烫的时候就

624
00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:35,933
就会把香菜当成面来吃

625
00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:40,966
就不要面了直接把香菜当面吃

626
00:29:41,866 --> 00:29:44,066
感谢兄弟们时光回溯了

627
00:29:44,066 --> 00:29:45,733
我们又要充摆件了

628
00:29:45,733 --> 00:29:47,366
接下来接下来初心

629
00:29:47,666 --> 00:29:48,666
初心不负啊

630
00:29:48,666 --> 00:29:50,199
接下来从头再来了

631
00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:51,600
学校没有饭堂

632
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,366
为啥自己做的太贵了

633
00:29:54,133 --> 00:29:55,333
谢谢红石的

634
00:29:55,333 --> 00:29:58,099
白银宝盒的泡泡糖和丹尼尔丽格的

635
00:30:00,933 --> 00:30:03,299
我的收益咋到增长了呢

636
00:30:03,666 --> 00:30:07,599
我我刚才看93块钱为啥现在92了

637
00:30:07,866 --> 00:30:09,799
谁偷了我一块钱呢

638
00:30:10,466 --> 00:30:13,466
谁点了刑天黑钞偷了我一块钱啊

639
00:30:13,466 --> 00:30:14,666
什么情况

640
00:30:16,933 --> 00:30:20,099
主播想复刻红地毯子也要来救一下

641
00:30:20,100 --> 00:30:23,333
不拆下来都是你好有攻击性啊你俩

642
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,366
吐个泡就走

643
00:30:25,366 --> 00:30:29,166
嗨呀连大航海的梦和雨欣讨论问你呀

644
00:30:29,166 --> 00:30:30,933
百建计划重启了

645
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:32,000
呃

646
00:30:32,333 --> 00:30:33,799
米呀咪呀

647
00:30:33,866 --> 00:30:35,599
百建计划

648
00:30:36,166 --> 00:30:37,199
什么什么

649
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:39,366
物事有息千建计划

650
00:30:39,933 --> 00:30:40,866
火太烂了

651
00:30:40,866 --> 00:30:41,999
扣我一块

652
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,400
中了是吧

653
00:30:45,566 --> 00:30:48,299
我说了主播一块钱已经到账

654
00:30:48,300 --> 00:30:50,500
是偷我一块钱啊我操

655
00:30:51,133 --> 00:30:52,766
我这逆天了

656
00:30:52,766 --> 00:30:55,499
我这感觉主播这50点起码没办法

657
00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:58,000
白烂的人就得狠狠的掉进场

658
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,400
这个这个事情

659
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,166
我是明白了

660
00:31:06,166 --> 00:31:07,999
今日目标65天

661
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:11,066
你就你就来揍我吧哎我真是直接

662
00:31:15,366 --> 00:31:18,199
哎有些人在直播的时候就在这在这

663
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:20,200
取关我玩是吧

664
00:31:21,966 --> 00:31:24,966
天呐我重开摆件计划了

665
00:31:26,333 --> 00:31:29,066
你讽刺我也没用啊9527

666
00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:32,700
直播时间这个东西也不是我能决定的

667
00:31:32,700 --> 00:31:35,666
我得觉得我状态好了能开才能开

668
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:41,366
如何评价雷子日Beni版本上涨

669
00:31:41,366 --> 00:31:42,366
正确的

670
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:46,500
正确的众望所归下一个那个啥

671
00:31:46,566 --> 00:31:48,466
就是就是那个什么

672
00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:49,566
不是想取关

673
00:31:49,566 --> 00:31:52,099
就是想再得到你的问候罢了

674
00:31:52,166 --> 00:31:54,466
你说的这么心碎干嘛

675
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:01,300
这个V8女腰背的大货

676
00:32:01,300 --> 00:32:03,533
起码起码有那什么呀

677
00:32:03,533 --> 00:32:06,399
有有有粉丝团基础啊

678
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:11,266
你看虽然来自那个那个粉丝数啊

679
00:32:12,100 --> 00:32:14,700
切片播放一次都不是

680
00:32:15,866 --> 00:32:17,299
那么第一题对的

681
00:32:17,300 --> 00:32:19,733
但是他粉丝团人数特多

682
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:21,000
可多可多了

683
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,166
元宝群里不说人话

684
00:32:24,366 --> 00:32:25,966
那你说的啥话

685
00:32:26,100 --> 00:32:28,066
one k s o s v

686
00:32:28,533 --> 00:32:30,599
那你说的是啥话呀

687
00:32:30,866 --> 00:32:35,199
打俩100 SC然后带着哈哈傻逼

688
00:32:35,666 --> 00:32:37,099
我咋跟你温柔啊

689
00:32:37,100 --> 00:32:40,133
跟你温柔显得我像个抖m一样

690
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,366
哎你在这哈哈啥

691
00:32:43,366 --> 00:32:46,166
比我我还得给你揉揉呵呵乐

692
00:32:46,166 --> 00:32:48,933
哎呀周老爷今天白来了吗

693
00:32:48,966 --> 00:32:50,499
今天上班了吗

694
00:32:50,533 --> 00:32:52,299
今天这个这个

695
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,300
身体还好吗

696
00:32:54,300 --> 00:32:55,600
今天吃的饱吗

697
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,000
今天穿的暖的

698
00:32:57,066 --> 00:32:59,066
今天休息的够吗

699
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:01,766
我是哆啦a梦

700
00:33:01,766 --> 00:33:03,166
啊什么

701
00:33:03,766 --> 00:33:08,333
呃我是选择题是被丢了的话是淋雨

702
00:33:10,366 --> 00:33:13,799
烟也就这样没有那个他IC内容是哈哈

703
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:14,666
傻逼

704
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,266
实在不行帮你引点吧

705
00:33:19,266 --> 00:33:23,366
烟女妖烟女妖已经一次是那啥激情了

706
00:33:27,100 --> 00:33:29,566
还能当上女妖辈啊

707
00:33:29,566 --> 00:33:33,066
女妖辈那都是啥样的人物好吧

708
00:33:33,133 --> 00:33:36,333
看看这个S6第一个女妖的含金量

709
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:38,266
什么那个

710
00:33:39,333 --> 00:33:41,799
雷女妖什么劲女妖

711
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:44,666
哎女妖这个辈分到底怎么出来的

712
00:33:45,766 --> 00:33:49,499
主播这个女妖被一次是高攀了

713
00:33:50,733 --> 00:33:53,333
我看你就净唠那个比嗑

714
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:56,533
主播什么时候可以

715
00:33:56,533 --> 00:33:57,599
转世成人啊

716
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,566
下辈子也不会当人的

717
00:34:00,533 --> 00:34:02,133
我一直都是猫

718
00:34:02,666 --> 00:34:05,299
没不想播等于没状态

719
00:34:05,300 --> 00:34:08,200
等于不播等于掉进等于不行

720
00:34:09,766 --> 00:34:11,999
这下百万大循环了

721
00:34:15,733 --> 00:34:16,799
不想播

722
00:34:17,466 --> 00:34:19,299
这个没状态的

723
00:34:19,566 --> 00:34:22,733
不敢开播怕被淹怕被冲

724
00:34:22,866 --> 00:34:24,799
那没状态是为啥

725
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:26,300
因为没睡够觉

726
00:34:26,300 --> 00:34:27,900
为啥没睡够觉

727
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:31,733
因为我是个哈哈傻逼然后

728
00:34:33,133 --> 00:34:34,966
选了这多早课

729
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,366
气死我了

730
00:34:37,700 --> 00:34:38,500
哎

731
00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:42,000
感觉有一周没出门了有没有

732
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:46,533
一周吧上学这三天简直是度日如年

733
00:34:46,533 --> 00:34:47,399
感觉比

734
00:34:47,533 --> 00:34:50,666
我之前刚来这边的一周时间还要长

735
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:53,500
不播我只能评价为好事

736
00:34:55,300 --> 00:34:57,266
土拨我的话可以发给我了吗

737
00:34:57,266 --> 00:34:58,699
不会已经进了吧

738
00:34:58,700 --> 00:35:00,600
我修改了不好看

739
00:35:02,266 --> 00:35:03,199
不好看

740
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:07,000
我能先发给你那个之前的那个版本

741
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,133
完成了

742
00:35:09,466 --> 00:35:11,099
等于没事就修一下

743
00:35:11,100 --> 00:35:15,300
然后我发现把小番茄画成圆的也很憨

744
00:35:15,733 --> 00:35:18,199
把它画成长的就更憨

745
00:35:18,566 --> 00:35:21,666
把它换成那个躺着的那个角度

746
00:35:21,733 --> 00:35:22,499
也不好看

747
00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:23,800
还不如现在呢

748
00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:27,566
嫣嫣人逼你当弄潮人是吧

749
00:35:27,566 --> 00:35:30,066
我看你就是个脑脑瘫

750
00:35:31,966 --> 00:35:34,666
i need you

751
00:35:40,333 --> 00:35:42,466
谢谢之前画的还不错吧

752
00:35:42,466 --> 00:35:45,466
一周播三休四挺睡勤劳主播

753
00:35:45,466 --> 00:35:47,566
你不能因为主播笨

754
00:35:47,566 --> 00:35:50,933
你没看你就说主播播三休四吧

755
00:35:53,533 --> 00:35:55,866
你不能因为主播播了早间场

756
00:35:55,866 --> 00:35:57,766
你就当主播室了吧

757
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:02,333
主播为什么不念儿化音呢

758
00:36:06,933 --> 00:36:08,499
突击也算播

759
00:36:08,566 --> 00:36:10,199
突击不算播呀

760
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:12,700
那你吃零食不算吃饭呢

761
00:36:13,100 --> 00:36:15,933
这下三天打鱼四天晒网

762
00:36:24,366 --> 00:36:27,466
好事为啥突击不算播呀

763
00:36:28,300 --> 00:36:30,900
突击就就不是那个啥了

764
00:36:30,900 --> 00:36:32,933
我真真确实不算呢

765
00:36:33,266 --> 00:36:34,199
真不算呢

766
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:35,133
那我以后

767
00:36:35,333 --> 00:36:37,299
嗯等一下

768
00:36:50,933 --> 00:36:51,566
我

769
00:36:51,566 --> 00:36:53,899
没老那

770
00:36:56,266 --> 00:36:58,999
什么老本儿青儿人呐

771
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:03,000
我来试一下违禁词汇

772
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:06,733
你别开超市了哎我我我建议你

773
00:37:07,266 --> 00:37:10,799
坏了剩你一会你喂喂喂还能说话吗

774
00:37:11,933 --> 00:37:13,333
还能说话吗

775
00:37:13,333 --> 00:37:14,899
还有声音吗

776
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:18,933
哎呀什么我都看到了我上

777
00:37:18,933 --> 00:37:19,799
哈哈

778
00:37:20,766 --> 00:37:21,999
打的出来呀

779
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,566
他只是他

780
00:37:23,566 --> 00:37:26,599
他限制的就是在这个固定语下

781
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:27,866
语境下面

782
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,666
不让你用那个意思

783
00:37:29,666 --> 00:37:32,199
但实际上他也没什么

784
00:37:32,933 --> 00:37:36,899
理由能够限制你你去用你知道吧

785
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:43,666
举办一下

786
00:37:43,700 --> 00:37:45,266
你等一下就安心发言

787
00:37:45,266 --> 00:37:46,166
我就想配合

788
00:37:46,166 --> 00:37:50,299
骗你了爷爷晚安先睡了晚安铃响

789
00:37:51,066 --> 00:37:53,699
小孩子你这玩意要发了我真是绝了

790
00:37:53,700 --> 00:37:55,866
主播能不能戴口罩直播啊

791
00:37:55,866 --> 00:37:57,933
我怕顺着网线感染

792
00:37:59,900 --> 00:38:04,166
我今天啊在首页早上就醒觉了

793
00:38:09,966 --> 00:38:12,133
我以后不带手机下楼直播了

794
00:38:12,133 --> 00:38:13,966
我以后把手机放楼上

795
00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:19,300
我我不带手机下楼了

796
00:38:19,300 --> 00:38:22,666
家人们明天明天我绝对不会再掉了

797
00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:27,700
主播发出了奇怪的声音

798
00:38:27,700 --> 00:38:29,566
我砸到大拇脚趾了

799
00:38:29,566 --> 00:38:31,966
你们知道那个那个手机那个键

800
00:38:32,333 --> 00:38:35,599
然后砸到你那个脚趾上面那个那个

801
00:38:35,733 --> 00:38:37,333
很疼的好吧

802
00:38:37,933 --> 00:38:39,933
掉落含量超怕明天也

803
00:38:39,933 --> 00:38:41,499
播完一次是好活两次

804
00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:43,300
现在有没有可能

805
00:38:43,300 --> 00:38:45,600
我根本我根本没想整过他

806
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:48,900
确实掉了呀欢迎天气哈哈活开

807
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:51,200
呃呃

808
00:38:55,366 --> 00:38:56,466
我不好说

809
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,366
没掉过不知道

810
00:38:58,366 --> 00:39:01,899
你你知道逮着大拇指的错吗

811
00:39:03,300 --> 00:39:05,133
手机还有多疼啊

812
00:39:05,366 --> 00:39:06,899
我有点歧视

813
00:39:06,900 --> 00:39:09,966
记得大拇指发不出用生命做直播效果

814
00:39:09,966 --> 00:39:10,966
现在这下

815
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:12,366
这下这下

816
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:14,666
左脚下楼摔了一下

817
00:39:14,666 --> 00:39:17,166
右脚大拇脚准备手机砸碎了

818
00:39:17,166 --> 00:39:18,199
这下主播

819
00:39:18,533 --> 00:39:21,533
没法上楼只能在这给爷爷按播了

820
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,500
这也太疼了吧

821
00:39:27,500 --> 00:39:29,300
我也觉手机疼

822
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,800
主要是那个面部啊之类的

823
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:40,000
被吓到差点打脸了

824
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,200
真的假的

825
00:39:41,666 --> 00:39:42,166
嗯

826
00:39:42,166 --> 00:39:43,799
摸摸摸下不成

827
00:39:43,966 --> 00:39:44,899
摸摸摸摸

828
00:39:47,933 --> 00:39:49,866
手机疼个锤子

829
00:39:55,766 --> 00:39:58,866
今天正好看到有人在转让电路

830
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,866
100公里加速7秒哎

831
00:40:01,866 --> 00:40:03,666
这不是百米加速吗

832
00:40:03,666 --> 00:40:07,333
你你是给我一个回国用的道具吗

833
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:09,966
什么叫百公里加速7秒啊

834
00:40:18,566 --> 00:40:21,699
砸到主播能不能闭麦再叫啊

835
00:40:21,700 --> 00:40:25,333
心疼爷爷你的脸不是

836
00:40:27,700 --> 00:40:28,333
哎

837
00:40:28,333 --> 00:40:32,333
怎么怎么怎么还有这种无理要求的呀

838
00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:39,300
就是加速到100千米每小时需要7秒

839
00:40:43,866 --> 00:40:45,399
这是一个什么概念啊

840
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:48,266
这是什么什么豪华跑车吗

841
00:40:48,366 --> 00:40:50,166
这是什么概念啊家人们

842
00:40:50,166 --> 00:40:52,966
主播不懂车能不能给主播科普一下

843
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:55,100
主播是易拉罐

844
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,066
电动轮椅8缸

845
00:41:01,133 --> 00:41:03,166
加速快是很快的那种

846
00:41:03,166 --> 00:41:05,533
是吗这有点过分了

847
00:41:05,533 --> 00:41:07,733
我就喜欢听意外的

848
00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:10,000
嗯对接着说啊

849
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,066
我今天早上起来醒觉的那个时候

850
00:41:14,866 --> 00:41:16,599
刷了一下b站吗

851
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:17,933
就想冲冲浪

852
00:41:17,933 --> 00:41:19,666
看看今天给大伙

853
00:41:19,966 --> 00:41:23,499
随点什么直播时长给大家说点什么

854
00:41:26,500 --> 00:41:29,100
结果首页刷到了一个

855
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:35,266
2021年的最后一天我感染了新冠

856
00:41:36,700 --> 00:41:40,166
不得不说这个这个东西挺精准推送的

857
00:41:40,166 --> 00:41:41,599
我就点进去一看

858
00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:44,166
就不出意外的就是美国的

859
00:41:44,166 --> 00:41:46,699
留学生当头就是一个

860
00:41:47,066 --> 00:41:49,099
被捣狗捣来捣去的那个

861
00:41:49,100 --> 00:41:52,066
60块钱的新冠试纸两道杠

862
00:41:53,466 --> 00:41:55,866
接下来快速测试阳性

863
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:02,066
天天冲浪你冲浪为啥说要为了一年人

864
00:42:02,066 --> 00:42:04,333
因为我我

865
00:42:05,366 --> 00:42:06,199
啥

866
00:42:07,166 --> 00:42:10,533
那咋的那不得让你们有点参与感吗

867
00:42:11,066 --> 00:42:12,399
有点参与感呗

868
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:15,400
你可以在2022年第一天知道吗

869
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:16,800
你有点过分了

870
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:17,600
真好

871
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:20,666
我怎么穿梭回过去呀

872
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:25,000
杂谈铸币吗

873
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,733
不是杂谈铸币啊

874
00:42:27,900 --> 00:42:30,133
什么杂谈铸币啊

875
00:42:33,700 --> 00:42:34,766
不好意思

876
00:42:38,566 --> 00:42:39,066
主播

877
00:42:39,066 --> 00:42:43,133
怎么当时间刺客回到2022年的第一天呢

878
00:42:43,900 --> 00:42:47,133
反正就看那个我真的就感觉到哎

879
00:42:47,300 --> 00:42:48,600
那个那个评论区

880
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:50,500
大家如果看过那个视频啊

881
00:42:50,500 --> 00:42:54,333
或者是没有看过也不要特意去搜

882
00:42:55,966 --> 00:42:59,899
因为那个视频评论区有点挺挺逆天的

883
00:42:59,900 --> 00:43:02,000
就都都是吵架

884
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,500
然后还有就那种哈哈

885
00:43:04,766 --> 00:43:08,199
那个傻逼那个啥活该之类的分我

886
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:09,800
我看着挺难受的

887
00:43:09,900 --> 00:43:12,266
反正大家不要去搜这个视频评论区

888
00:43:12,266 --> 00:43:13,399
有点太低能了

889
00:43:15,533 --> 00:43:16,866
就他这一天

890
00:43:16,866 --> 00:43:21,366
除了早上确诊了自己的这个那个啥

891
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:26,133
除了早上确诊了那个新冠之外

892
00:43:26,133 --> 00:43:27,866
一天该干啥干啥

893
00:43:27,866 --> 00:43:30,799
该吃饭吃饭该化妆化妆

894
00:43:30,933 --> 00:43:33,866
该玩游戏玩游戏该自拍自拍

895
00:43:33,866 --> 00:43:36,066
然后我就觉得哎

896
00:43:38,566 --> 00:43:40,399
万一我在这边待久了

897
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:43,366
可能我也是这样的一个生活状态

898
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:46,400
就特别值得提及的一点就是

899
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:47,500
他做饭的时候

900
00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:49,000
他煮了一个那个

901
00:43:49,300 --> 00:43:53,066
螺蛳粉大家都知道螺蛳粉那个东西

902
00:43:53,666 --> 00:43:56,733
煮的不好现在现在炸厕所一样

903
00:43:56,933 --> 00:43:59,699
但是他录的时候他就说我现在

904
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:03,000
完全闻不到这个螺蛳粉的味道

905
00:44:03,466 --> 00:44:04,966
就一点点都闻不到

906
00:44:04,966 --> 00:44:07,666
我就吃起来就像普通的米线一样

907
00:44:07,666 --> 00:44:09,999
一点也没有螺蛳粉特殊的那个味道

908
00:44:10,166 --> 00:44:12,333
他发现自己的嗅觉消

909
00:44:12,333 --> 00:44:13,133
失了

910
00:44:13,733 --> 00:44:16,366
然后他为了验证一下到底是不是

911
00:44:16,366 --> 00:44:18,699
消失了他就把自己那瓶

912
00:44:18,866 --> 00:44:21,966
那个香水摸出来喷给自己啊

913
00:44:21,966 --> 00:44:23,566
然后最后到

914
00:44:23,566 --> 00:44:25,466
那个酒精的浓度都已经

915
00:44:25,466 --> 00:44:26,866
刺激他鼻子的黏膜

916
00:44:26,866 --> 00:44:28,699
他才能闻到一点点香味

917
00:44:28,733 --> 00:44:30,133
值得一提的是

918
00:44:30,133 --> 00:44:33,699
他的那瓶香水是YSL的反转芭比

919
00:44:33,766 --> 00:44:35,533
这个香厉害到什么程度

920
00:44:35,533 --> 00:44:37,533
就是我现在往身上喷一下

921
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:39,733
这一整天我去教室里上课

922
00:44:39,733 --> 00:44:41,199
整个教室都会是这个味道

923
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:42,266
香的不行不行

924
00:44:42,266 --> 00:44:43,533
留香时间又久

925
00:44:44,333 --> 00:44:46,466
所以所以说明这个

926
00:44:46,700 --> 00:44:48,566
新型的病例确实是挺

927
00:44:48,566 --> 00:44:49,799
那个有问题

928
00:44:49,933 --> 00:44:52,699
你设可以把密码给我吗

929
00:44:52,700 --> 00:44:53,900
你要你要

930
00:44:55,366 --> 00:44:56,533
你好温柔

931
00:44:57,500 --> 00:45:00,200
你要代替我给艳艳直播是吧

932
00:45:02,266 --> 00:45:04,166
螺蛳粉吃起来挺香的

933
00:45:04,166 --> 00:45:06,199
欢迎天地之心主播

934
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:08,766
试之前能不能把马克杯发出来呀

935
00:45:09,500 --> 00:45:11,966
好像已经快开始做批发了

936
00:45:12,266 --> 00:45:14,199
燕子要不要敲打一下室友

937
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:15,733
他们好像很献丑

938
00:45:15,933 --> 00:45:17,066
不好说呀

939
00:45:17,066 --> 00:45:17,866
这事不好说

940
00:45:17,866 --> 00:45:21,733
而且开学了之后大伙就都不在家了啊

941
00:45:21,733 --> 00:45:24,199
不是大伙就都在家了

942
00:45:24,300 --> 00:45:25,700
到处乱跑的话

943
00:45:25,700 --> 00:45:28,300
就是没开学的时候挺有空的

944
00:45:29,766 --> 00:45:30,899
什么好跳跃

945
00:45:31,533 --> 00:45:33,866
专业对口就这东西成香了

946
00:45:33,866 --> 00:45:34,866
这回音不对劲

947
00:45:34,866 --> 00:45:36,266
我在地下室呢

948
00:45:36,533 --> 00:45:38,533
天津了我在地下室呢

949
00:45:39,300 --> 00:45:40,800
因为人可以闻到我

950
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:43,100
你们喜欢的话我抽一个小样吧

951
00:45:43,100 --> 00:45:46,100
现在抽开个天选时刻

952
00:45:46,966 --> 00:45:49,299
你来点风油精整个教室都重要

953
00:45:49,300 --> 00:45:51,666
不不不不不比风油精厉害多了啊

954
00:45:51,700 --> 00:45:54,066
我之前抽的那个红包

955
00:45:54,133 --> 00:45:56,899
抽了好多红包之类的东西

956
00:45:58,066 --> 00:45:59,499
你们QQ私信我

957
00:45:59,500 --> 00:46:01,366
或者是那个b站私信我都行

958
00:46:01,366 --> 00:46:02,599
我记得我跨年的时候

959
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:04,700
抽了好几个66块钱的红包

960
00:46:04,766 --> 00:46:06,499
我到现在都没有开奖

961
00:46:06,500 --> 00:46:09,000
也没有人私信我说燕子你把奖发给

962
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:09,800
我吧

963
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:14,066
只能说今天游戏玩麻了

964
00:46:14,066 --> 00:46:16,199
你还记得来看我一下呢

965
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:20,466
主播的发礼物跟主主播一样玩了命了

966
00:46:20,466 --> 00:46:21,533
摆拍拍了

967
00:46:21,533 --> 00:46:22,699
看看直播

968
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:26,400
没中就是没抽就抽到了红包呀

969
00:46:27,333 --> 00:46:30,133
天姐姐看了一眼主播败家玩意

970
00:46:30,333 --> 00:46:33,066
过去也是要发奖都没人要了

971
00:46:33,066 --> 00:46:34,499
我真是无厘子

972
00:46:36,666 --> 00:46:38,899
都抽到了还想领奖

973
00:46:47,066 --> 00:46:49,066
我好事都给你干了

974
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,533
没人要的奖可以发给我做这个事

975
00:46:54,533 --> 00:46:55,999
我等下也去核对一下

976
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,866
现在天桥好像有一批都没发货

977
00:46:58,866 --> 00:46:59,899
没发出来

978
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,600
没人要的香草给你不要开超市了

979
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:08,200
别别开超市了

980
00:47:08,900 --> 00:47:12,700
这么买120个馒头度过这个季度

981
00:47:13,966 --> 00:47:16,199
加点加点老干妈吧

982
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:17,000
我我做主

983
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:20,100
再给香皂添10块钱加一瓶老干妈吧

984
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,933
我今天早上还看到一个切片啊

985
00:47:22,933 --> 00:47:23,499
我不知道为啥

986
00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:25,366
今天早上老刷到一些奇怪的东西

987
00:47:25,366 --> 00:47:27,199
今天早上看到一个切片就是

988
00:47:27,366 --> 00:47:28,733
一个主播整活

989
00:47:28,733 --> 00:47:29,999
又是见长连麦

990
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:31,866
哎自从我上次看了那个

991
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:36,800
大早上给舰长打电话把舰长叫起来

992
00:47:36,866 --> 00:47:39,299
的那个舰长连麦了整合之后

993
00:47:40,700 --> 00:47:42,533
我就老刷到类似的切片

994
00:47:42,533 --> 00:47:44,533
那这个有点有点像逆天

995
00:47:44,533 --> 00:47:45,733
播放量还挺高的

996
00:47:45,733 --> 00:47:46,899
他那个内容是

997
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:48,200
就

998
00:47:48,766 --> 00:47:50,866
跟那个新店长连麦吧

999
00:47:50,866 --> 00:47:52,899
然后那个主播说你能不能

1000
00:47:52,900 --> 00:47:54,166
能不能亲我一下

1001
00:47:54,166 --> 00:47:55,599
能不能骂我一下

1002
00:47:55,666 --> 00:47:58,766
让他讲说就我有女朋友啊有女朋友

1003
00:47:58,766 --> 00:47:59,966
女朋友还在我边上

1004
00:47:59,966 --> 00:48:01,733
他说没关系嘛来嘛

1005
00:48:01,733 --> 00:48:02,533
哎呀

1006
00:48:02,933 --> 00:48:04,066
然后就就

1007
00:48:05,266 --> 00:48:06,066
就

1008
00:48:08,533 --> 00:48:10,733
然后就嗯呐哎呀这样子

1009
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,100
香草飞吻晚安

1010
00:48:13,100 --> 00:48:14,300
你睡觉了

1011
00:48:14,366 --> 00:48:17,799
什么睡觉886看一眼就对了是吧

1012
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,300
我还是天天

1013
00:48:19,966 --> 00:48:20,899
我还是爹

1014
00:48:21,766 --> 00:48:23,933
我这黑换锅碗瓢盆

1015
00:48:25,566 --> 00:48:27,099
那个你也刷到了

1016
00:48:27,100 --> 00:48:31,133
就对对就那个就那个我真哎

1017
00:48:31,500 --> 00:48:33,966
我看着我都我都不知道

1018
00:48:33,966 --> 00:48:35,566
该该说啥了

1019
00:48:35,566 --> 00:48:38,933
有的时候真的大火整火真的有点

1020
00:48:39,333 --> 00:48:42,166
你有点太拼了有点太卷了

1021
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:43,466
我作为一个v

1022
00:48:43,466 --> 00:48:45,866
看到这样的切片就有一种

1023
00:48:46,700 --> 00:48:50,200
你在上班的时候看到你的同事每天

1024
00:48:50,366 --> 00:48:53,766
加班到半夜12点才回家的这个感觉

1025
00:48:53,766 --> 00:48:56,399
你也不能说他好你也不能说他坏

1026
00:48:56,466 --> 00:48:59,333
因为这玩意好像确实有效果但是

1027
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,166
说不出来试一下那个

1028
00:49:05,466 --> 00:49:08,266
现在就好这口了我觉得挺挺

1029
00:49:09,500 --> 00:49:10,700
别别在哪了

1030
00:49:10,700 --> 00:49:13,533
主播不不是要去开团的主播

1031
00:49:13,533 --> 00:49:14,966
开不起来这个团

1032
00:49:15,166 --> 00:49:16,599
就是想想想

1033
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:17,133
说一下

1034
00:49:17,133 --> 00:49:19,966
跟大家吐槽一下今天碰到的事情

1035
00:49:20,100 --> 00:49:23,000
我真被尬住了因为因为

1036
00:49:26,866 --> 00:49:28,566
大家作为管人观众

1037
00:49:28,566 --> 00:49:30,266
觉得觉得这种程度的话

1038
00:49:30,266 --> 00:49:32,999
觉得好还是不好呢

1039
00:49:35,866 --> 00:49:40,199
你们你们觉得是能接受啊还是觉得

1040
00:49:41,733 --> 00:49:43,133
主播好好摆烂

1041
00:49:43,133 --> 00:49:46,166
不要想一些不合适的东西

1042
00:49:46,166 --> 00:49:48,599
我连骂你们都不骂你们

1043
00:49:48,766 --> 00:49:50,966
你还你还指望我想啥不合适的东西

1044
00:49:50,966 --> 00:49:53,266
明天上课明了拜拜拜拜

1045
00:49:53,266 --> 00:49:54,599
复合型北极星

1046
00:49:54,766 --> 00:49:57,933
自己摆不能嫌弃别人勤奋吧

1047
00:49:57,933 --> 00:49:59,899
总会有人想看的

1048
00:50:04,333 --> 00:50:05,166
爱你

1049
00:50:05,166 --> 00:50:06,266
我爱你

1050
00:50:13,966 --> 00:50:17,133
什么寡人观众我是烟神观众

1051
00:50:17,333 --> 00:50:20,866
只要我弟的够多45的主播24小时前

1052
00:50:20,866 --> 00:50:21,966
你还真是

1053
00:50:22,733 --> 00:50:25,099
观众会选择自己的内容晚

1054
00:50:25,100 --> 00:50:28,100
影响别人的生活总是不好的

1055
00:50:30,733 --> 00:50:32,399
还有我偶尔点

1056
00:50:33,766 --> 00:50:35,799
我刚才漏礼物了吗家人们

1057
00:50:35,900 --> 00:50:37,500
我是不是漏礼物了

1058
00:50:37,766 --> 00:50:38,299
谢谢

1059
00:50:38,300 --> 00:50:42,566
想做伞老师的狗的金币泡泡糖泡泡糖

1060
00:50:42,566 --> 00:50:43,599
反感谢

1061
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:47,666
因为我发现我的收益变成96块钱了

1062
00:50:48,166 --> 00:50:50,066
谢谢小乐才老师的狗的礼物

1063
00:50:50,066 --> 00:50:51,399
红灯尼阿里卡多

1064
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:53,300
我漏礼物了家人们

1065
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:54,666
是不是漏了

1066
00:51:08,766 --> 00:51:10,199
等一下等一下

1067
00:51:10,533 --> 00:51:13,733
姐现在现在没在那个金奖列表里面

1068
00:51:13,733 --> 00:51:15,399
我得翻一下我

1069
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:16,700
下播之后翻

1070
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:22,733
96是到手了还是一共

1071
00:51:22,733 --> 00:51:25,066
就是写在上面的99

1072
00:51:28,166 --> 00:51:29,099
谢谢

1073
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:30,200
嗯

1074
00:51:30,666 --> 00:51:34,333
周王爷的8个幸运石和两个粉玫瑰

1075
00:51:34,666 --> 00:51:36,566
红豆妮阿里阿豆

1076
00:51:36,966 --> 00:51:38,399
万万感谢

1077
00:51:42,333 --> 00:51:44,399
今天没有观影的来了

1078
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:46,933
那个小黄帽子还挺好看的

1079
00:51:49,466 --> 00:51:51,933
礼物没注意根本的弹幕没少了

1080
00:51:51,933 --> 00:51:55,733
有没有可能是确实确实呃

1081
00:51:55,866 --> 00:51:57,466
不是很能念呢

1082
00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:59,800
不知道可能咔哧都是

1083
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:00,700
原来

1084
00:52:04,866 --> 00:52:06,533
这什么有什么限制

1085
00:52:06,533 --> 00:52:07,799
什么叫有什么限制

1086
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:09,366
没有什么限制吧

1087
00:52:09,500 --> 00:52:12,300
都是弹幕我已经习惯了

1088
00:52:12,700 --> 00:52:14,900
嗯我什么时候开那个弹幕

1089
00:52:14,900 --> 00:52:17,266
必回才是每一条都念着

1090
00:52:31,333 --> 00:52:34,166
有的时候确实是因为要跟大家说话

1091
00:52:34,166 --> 00:52:36,133
说话的时候就是眼睛

1092
00:52:36,133 --> 00:52:38,733
因为能看到那个面部的模型

1093
00:52:38,766 --> 00:52:40,399
视线是往下的

1094
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:42,333
说明我这个时候正在

1095
00:52:42,566 --> 00:52:45,166
盯着电脑屏幕的一个角落

1096
00:52:45,166 --> 00:52:47,166
不知道是左上角还是右下角

1097
00:52:47,166 --> 00:52:48,766
反正就是盯着一个角落

1098
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,933
在这边在斟酌自己的

1099
00:52:51,966 --> 00:52:54,066
遣词用具这些东西

1100
00:52:56,100 --> 00:52:57,666
啊这首歌好听

1101
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:00,533
呃呃烂版本确实是

1102
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:04,300
确实是烂的不行啊

1103
00:53:04,300 --> 00:53:05,533
却是重返凑整

1104
00:53:05,566 --> 00:53:07,366
燕子曾经摆件过

1105
00:53:10,866 --> 00:53:12,599
67点确实是

1106
00:53:13,500 --> 00:53:14,366
烂的不行

1107
00:53:14,366 --> 00:53:17,299
因为今天最近市场调研还多吗

1108
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:21,800
实话实说没有以前多了

1109
00:53:21,866 --> 00:53:25,133
但是还是没事就去看切片

1110
00:53:25,466 --> 00:53:27,466
切片看的比以前多了

1111
00:53:27,466 --> 00:53:29,699
但直播没有时间跟了

1112
00:53:30,366 --> 00:53:31,766
确实是挺忙的

1113
00:53:35,466 --> 00:53:36,466
调研出来

1114
00:53:36,466 --> 00:53:39,666
发现最近比较火的版本是什么

1115
00:53:39,733 --> 00:53:43,766
敢作犬必战第一个什么什么

1116
00:53:43,866 --> 00:53:45,799
什么什么什么什么这种

1117
00:53:45,933 --> 00:53:48,733
这种东西有没有一种可能

1118
00:53:48,733 --> 00:53:50,366
算了绝无那种可能

1119
00:53:50,366 --> 00:53:51,566
什么可能呀

1120
00:53:56,500 --> 00:53:59,500
这下这下好汉不提当年有了

1121
00:53:59,500 --> 00:54:02,766
主播自己都不播哪有时间市场调研

1122
00:54:02,866 --> 00:54:04,333
那不一样的

1123
00:54:04,333 --> 00:54:06,799
就每直播一个小时

1124
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:09,566
说明背后花了一个小时去准备

1125
00:54:09,566 --> 00:54:12,133
这个东西是相对的

1126
00:54:12,266 --> 00:54:13,799
最后一只能吃冰

1127
00:54:13,933 --> 00:54:15,133
晚上好呀

1128
00:54:15,966 --> 00:54:18,333
不要让等待变成伤害

1129
00:54:18,333 --> 00:54:21,599
公益广告那个版本是歌剧开始的吧

1130
00:54:21,766 --> 00:54:22,933
吃点二火

1131
00:54:22,933 --> 00:54:25,499
那个火确实太二了

1132
00:54:26,566 --> 00:54:30,066
还有ISQ的那种乱七八糟的

1133
00:54:36,766 --> 00:54:39,766
老菊播三个小时只要准备10分钟

1134
00:54:39,766 --> 00:54:41,499
我当游戏主播的时候

1135
00:54:41,500 --> 00:54:44,166
一周只准备10分钟的直播就行

1136
00:54:45,333 --> 00:54:49,466
我当游戏主播的时候一周播40个小时

1137
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:51,200
只需要准备10分钟

1138
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:52,966
加起来一共10分钟

1139
00:54:53,300 --> 00:54:55,266
感觉现在深夜党人多了

1140
00:54:55,266 --> 00:54:56,533
应不到东西了

1141
00:54:56,533 --> 00:54:58,666
所以版本才不断变坏了吗

1142
00:54:58,666 --> 00:55:00,933
我当年刚当原审主播的时候

1143
00:55:01,100 --> 00:55:02,700
但凡是个女的播

1144
00:55:02,700 --> 00:55:04,000
原审的代打的

1145
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:07,666
有点游戏理解的基本都能做的起来

1146
00:55:07,666 --> 00:55:09,199
现在新入场的

1147
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:11,900
哎呀大伙也都知道了这个妹妹

1148
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:14,266
妹妹在原审区好做

1149
00:55:14,266 --> 00:55:16,599
然后就可多人都过来圈了

1150
00:55:17,500 --> 00:55:20,466
所以还是要看看有没有什么新出路啊

1151
00:55:21,066 --> 00:55:23,666
台上十分钟别人十年

1152
00:55:23,666 --> 00:55:25,199
哥你十分钟是吧

1153
00:55:25,366 --> 00:55:27,099
那不是在那啥吗

1154
00:55:29,733 --> 00:55:32,866
有点游戏理解主播匀起来还是可以的

1155
00:55:32,866 --> 00:55:34,266
匀起来没啥问题

1156
00:55:34,266 --> 00:55:36,533
虽然操作有点跟不上脑子

1157
00:55:37,700 --> 00:55:40,500
如果说主播的操作跟主播的猪脑

1158
00:55:40,500 --> 00:55:41,333
哪个更烂

1159
00:55:41,333 --> 00:55:43,466
那无疑还是主播的操作啊

1160
00:55:47,500 --> 00:55:50,533
你准备一个小时都准备了些什么呀

1161
00:55:53,366 --> 00:55:54,799
有没有一种可能性

1162
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:58,100
不是每一天都会有很多很多的话要说

1163
00:55:58,100 --> 00:56:00,966
呢所以每一天都好好的回忆一下

1164
00:56:00,966 --> 00:56:03,066
要怎么跟大家找话题呢

1165
00:56:03,266 --> 00:56:05,399
弹幕越少话题越难找

1166
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:06,000
因为

1167
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:09,533
每一个话题能发散的时间就越来越短

1168
00:56:09,733 --> 00:56:12,333
就需要提供越来越高频率的话题

1169
00:56:12,333 --> 00:56:16,499
配上我最近评级到这个

1170
00:56:16,900 --> 00:56:21,500
睡觉做饭吃饭上课直播这5件事上面

1171
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:24,533
就要从一些其他的方面去干涉

1172
00:56:25,700 --> 00:56:26,600
主播还是别

1173
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:28,500
播游戏太折磨了

1174
00:56:28,500 --> 00:56:31,733
我这次我回来之后一共才播了

1175
00:56:32,066 --> 00:56:34,799
播了三场游戏吧然后

1176
00:56:35,300 --> 00:56:36,866
而且还都很短

1177
00:56:36,966 --> 00:56:39,699
我也觉得播游戏挺折磨的

1178
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,733
但是最折磨的无疑还是画画

1179
00:56:42,733 --> 00:56:45,766
已经被我打入黑名单了你放心吧

1180
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:49,166
我想象不到不播哪来的弹幕啊

1181
00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:52,333
播了其实也没有

1182
00:56:57,133 --> 00:56:59,099
今天的烧烤好吃吗

1183
00:56:59,100 --> 00:57:00,400
辣的话就不问了

1184
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:02,366
我加了一点点辣椒粉

1185
00:57:02,366 --> 00:57:03,366
这个配方

1186
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:06,366
不加那一勺辣椒粉的话就不辣

1187
00:57:06,366 --> 00:57:07,466
但是如果

1188
00:57:07,566 --> 00:57:11,466
如果那个加了那一勺辣椒粉就挺好的

1189
00:57:11,700 --> 00:57:14,766
烟神对烟烟人没话说了厌倦了

1190
00:57:14,766 --> 00:57:17,199
确定不是烟烟人对我没话说了

1191
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:18,133
厌倦了吗

1192
00:57:21,266 --> 00:57:22,599
一个召唤神龙

1193
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:24,100
看我哥我看着反胃

1194
00:57:24,100 --> 00:57:25,000
差不多得了

1195
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:26,666
你今天来我直播间

1196
00:57:26,700 --> 00:57:28,900
一句正常的话还没说过呢

1197
00:57:28,900 --> 00:57:32,133
稍微有点那个劳逸结合吧

1198
00:57:32,566 --> 00:57:35,133
呵成大乌龟我会永远铭记

1199
00:57:36,700 --> 00:57:39,200
不加老干妈不是人生必备的

1200
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:41,600
老干妈我觉得一般般吧

1201
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:43,866
这个老干妈这个东西就是

1202
00:57:44,133 --> 00:57:45,899
说个面条啥的

1203
00:57:47,333 --> 00:57:49,466
其实我来这边都没有用过

1204
00:57:49,466 --> 00:57:52,199
我在国内也没有吃这个东西的习惯

1205
00:57:53,133 --> 00:57:55,999
主播迷人版的我相信可以唱了吗

1206
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:59,766
我现在唱嗓子还会是像前两天那样

1207
00:57:59,766 --> 00:58:03,299
还是没有没有那个唱歌的感觉

1208
00:58:06,766 --> 00:58:09,133
我觉得香草说的是对的

1209
00:58:09,133 --> 00:58:10,799
我唱歌的时候是

1210
00:58:10,933 --> 00:58:14,099
记得每一个字是怎么发音的

1211
00:58:14,100 --> 00:58:16,533
就得有一个人给我唱demo

1212
00:58:16,533 --> 00:58:18,599
然后我跟着那个demo的咬字

1213
00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:20,600
发音声调去学

1214
00:58:20,733 --> 00:58:23,733
然后我如果我自己唱出来的话就

1215
00:58:24,100 --> 00:58:26,700
就很奇怪就大白嗓

1216
00:58:26,700 --> 00:58:28,666
然后又可能找不着调

1217
00:58:28,666 --> 00:58:32,866
因为你重新填过词之后跟原曲的那个

1218
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:34,100
声音就不一样

1219
00:58:34,100 --> 00:58:36,533
哪怕这个地方是电棍那种

1220
00:58:37,733 --> 00:58:39,899
好像也能模仿一下

1221
00:58:40,066 --> 00:58:42,666
维亚蜜啊你让我疯狂很

1222
00:58:42,666 --> 00:58:44,166
就是疯狂版本了是吧

1223
00:58:44,166 --> 00:58:46,199
不播没弹幕播了也没办法

1224
00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:47,366
反正就是我不行

1225
00:58:47,366 --> 00:58:48,899
那肯定是我不行啊

1226
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:50,900
这烟烟合成龙了吗

1227
00:58:50,900 --> 00:58:53,133
我合成了我合成了

1228
00:58:53,133 --> 00:58:55,699
那天连续做了一天半

1229
00:58:55,700 --> 00:58:58,666
最后那个100就干碎了

1230
00:58:58,666 --> 00:58:59,333
好吧

1231
00:58:59,333 --> 00:59:02,399
你还欠我们一套小学三年级试卷呢

1232
00:59:02,666 --> 00:59:05,933
不瞒你说我其实筛选了不少

1233
00:59:05,933 --> 00:59:08,099
但是我发现有一些题挺难的

1234
00:59:08,100 --> 00:59:09,866
万一主播真做不出来剪不下

1235
00:59:09,866 --> 00:59:11,066
我就大发了

1236
00:59:12,966 --> 00:59:15,799
哎真做不出来节目效果就大方你

1237
00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:18,966
你们想看数学卷还是想看英文卷呢

1238
00:59:20,566 --> 00:59:21,666
合成了

1239
00:59:21,933 --> 00:59:25,066
艳艳能考虑跟我们讲高数英语吗

1240
00:59:25,266 --> 00:59:28,533
英语我不配高数就更不配了

1241
00:59:29,333 --> 00:59:32,566
你们你们如果想看那种知识型VIP

1242
00:59:32,700 --> 00:59:36,766
的话昨天我室友还拉着我一顿问呢

1243
00:59:36,933 --> 00:59:39,499
就说你平常直播都播啥呀

1244
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:42,800
我那个跟我一起坐车来的室友问我说

1245
00:59:42,933 --> 00:59:44,866
哎你是带货主播吗

1246
00:59:44,866 --> 00:59:47,199
你是每天直播的时候卖东西

1247
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:49,900
然后商家给你佣金跟提成吗

1248
00:59:49,900 --> 00:59:50,733
我说不是

1249
00:59:50,733 --> 00:59:53,999
他说那你是什么什么代代干主播吗

1250
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,333
你帮别人做什么事情

1251
00:59:55,333 --> 00:59:56,933
然后别人给你开工资

1252
00:59:57,066 --> 01:00:00,333
我说嗯以前是但现在不是

1253
01:00:00,333 --> 01:00:01,499
他说那你那你干嘛

1254
01:00:01,500 --> 01:00:05,566
我说我我是我是聊聊天

1255
01:00:07,566 --> 01:00:08,533
和你聊天

1256
01:00:08,533 --> 01:00:11,133
我都不好意思说我是虚拟期的

1257
01:00:11,133 --> 01:00:12,766
怕他们把我开了

1258
01:00:12,866 --> 01:00:16,699
他们说想学习一下我的我的商业模式

1259
01:00:20,466 --> 01:00:22,566
我哪有什么商业模式啊

1260
01:00:22,566 --> 01:00:25,299
我就是一个一个猫而已

1261
01:00:25,300 --> 01:00:26,800
我只是一只猫

1262
01:00:29,166 --> 01:00:29,899
一个蝴蝶结

1263
01:00:29,900 --> 01:00:30,800
扑棱扑棱的

1264
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:32,100
是免费办的

1265
01:00:32,100 --> 01:00:33,333
漂漂亮我的书啊

1266
01:00:33,333 --> 01:00:35,699
不是我有特别小巧的筛选

1267
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:37,866
给你讲讲英语吧

1268
01:00:37,866 --> 01:00:39,499
我会个锤子

1269
01:00:40,966 --> 01:00:43,533
语文卷哥们也不一定会做

1270
01:00:43,533 --> 01:00:44,999
哎呀那就语文卷吧

1271
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,600
这下同归于尽了

1272
01:00:47,900 --> 01:00:49,200
我相信有词吗

1273
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:51,900
我先来一遍有有有了

1274
01:00:53,366 --> 01:00:55,066
数学家肯定不会的

1275
01:00:55,066 --> 01:00:56,166
主播带什么货

1276
01:00:56,166 --> 01:01:00,533
烧杯吗主播在超市里小烧杯烤茄子

1277
01:01:00,766 --> 01:01:02,866
然后那个紫水晶宝石

1278
01:01:02,866 --> 01:01:05,066
跟那个东京柑橘香水

1279
01:01:05,066 --> 01:01:08,933
以上厂家希望不要这个不识好歹

1280
01:01:08,933 --> 01:01:11,133
速速给主播打工伤费好吧

1281
01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:13,666
诈骗主播

1282
01:01:13,666 --> 01:01:16,099
虚拟主播瞧不起虚拟器都来了

1283
01:01:16,100 --> 01:01:17,733
我怕他们把我开了

1284
01:01:19,666 --> 01:01:20,766
朋友们来点什么

1285
01:01:20,766 --> 01:01:22,799
朋友圈发点合照之类的

1286
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:23,900
一下把我开了

1287
01:01:23,900 --> 01:01:26,300
商业模式卖惨打牌

1288
01:01:26,933 --> 01:01:30,533
哥们从小前后鼻音不分超我胭脂

1289
01:01:30,533 --> 01:01:32,299
接下来本我是我

1290
01:01:36,933 --> 01:01:39,166
做数学吧好歹有标准答案

1291
01:01:39,166 --> 01:01:41,066
万一答案都是对的咋办呢

1292
01:01:41,533 --> 01:01:44,966
我相信没有开局勾教是不健全的

1293
01:01:44,966 --> 01:01:46,866
圣女签那个挺好的

1294
01:01:47,066 --> 01:01:49,933
解读下殷嫣人的晚安快快快

1295
01:01:49,933 --> 01:01:51,999
怎么给你们解读晚安呢

1296
01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:58,200
如果用一种很土的方式来说

1297
01:01:58,200 --> 01:02:01,566
就是什么那个晚是夜晚的安晚

1298
01:02:01,566 --> 01:02:03,666
然后那个安是那个什么来着

1299
01:02:03,666 --> 01:02:05,966
安是想你的安对吧

1300
01:02:06,900 --> 01:02:07,866
这太土了

1301
01:02:07,866 --> 01:02:09,566
不符合我米呀

1302
01:02:09,566 --> 01:02:12,766
我米呀米呀跟这个音乐人的相处方式

1303
01:02:12,766 --> 01:02:13,566
所以说

1304
01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:17,133
晚安明天早上8点钟上课

1305
01:02:17,566 --> 01:02:18,766
不为了别的

1306
01:02:18,766 --> 01:02:22,066
就为了对着空气邦邦两拳就干

1307
01:02:22,066 --> 01:02:24,099
这个世界好吧

1308
01:02:27,466 --> 01:02:29,599
有没有可能室友也是女主播

1309
01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:32,933
我那个转学要去纽约大学的室友

1310
01:02:34,066 --> 01:02:35,333
盯着我说

1311
01:02:35,933 --> 01:02:38,533
姐妹怎么搞钱

1312
01:02:39,866 --> 01:02:41,699
我也想搞钱

1313
01:02:42,100 --> 01:02:43,500
快讲快讲

1314
01:02:44,333 --> 01:02:44,999
我说

1315
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:47,933
我说其实他他挺适合去做那种知识

1316
01:02:47,933 --> 01:02:49,266
输出的up主的

1317
01:02:49,266 --> 01:02:50,566
他挺厉害的

1318
01:02:51,166 --> 01:02:52,933
我说你可以做做视频

1319
01:02:53,066 --> 01:02:54,966
做视频的话掐叔叔的

1320
01:02:55,466 --> 01:02:56,333
掐到大的

1321
01:02:56,333 --> 01:02:57,733
我把我的这个

1322
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,066
我把我的形象借给你用

1323
01:03:00,066 --> 01:03:03,533
然后我们两个联合出一期敢作弊战

1324
01:03:03,533 --> 01:03:04,599
第一个讲述

1325
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:07,366
什么什么什么什么数学的那个主播

1326
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,133
他是数学学数学的

1327
01:03:10,533 --> 01:03:12,199
啊啊傻逼

1328
01:03:15,700 --> 01:03:15,866
你

1329
01:03:15,866 --> 01:03:18,666
看我解读了你的晚安你要说我傻逼

1330
01:03:19,066 --> 01:03:21,133
主播的心之笔给你拉满了

1331
01:03:21,133 --> 01:03:22,599
好吧主播先晚安一下

1332
01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:24,533
我待会给你摆烂气势

1333
01:03:25,133 --> 01:03:27,733
晚安拆开了是我爱你爱你

1334
01:03:27,733 --> 01:03:29,299
这都是啥时候的版本了

1335
01:03:29,300 --> 01:03:31,300
这2010年的版本吧

1336
01:03:31,500 --> 01:03:33,400
你是不是时空穿梭了呀

1337
01:03:33,466 --> 01:03:36,933
这版本太太老土了还不如我那个呢

1338
01:03:36,933 --> 01:03:38,299
打回去差评

1339
01:03:38,533 --> 01:03:40,066
这个叫什么来着

1340
01:03:40,166 --> 01:03:41,199
差评如潮

1341
01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:42,900
好吧主播给你们打个分

1342
01:03:42,966 --> 01:03:44,333
那为什么晚安之后

1343
01:03:44,333 --> 01:03:46,866
可以在别的直播间里看着姻缘人

1344
01:03:46,866 --> 01:03:48,733
这就是什么心照不宣

1345
01:03:48,866 --> 01:03:50,133
我跟你说了晚安

1346
01:03:50,133 --> 01:03:51,466
是我这个社交

1347
01:03:51,466 --> 01:03:53,299
属性在你这里已经结束了

1348
01:03:53,300 --> 01:03:55,166
但是不代表我真的睡觉了

1349
01:03:55,333 --> 01:03:57,399
谁跟你说说了晚安就是睡觉了

1350
01:03:57,400 --> 01:03:59,466
我们我们小仙女啊不对

1351
01:03:59,533 --> 01:04:01,599
我们小小心耶耶

1352
01:04:02,733 --> 01:04:03,599
我很小心

1353
01:04:03,600 --> 01:04:06,366
耶耶只是不想跟耶耶说话而已

1354
01:04:06,666 --> 01:04:08,899
主播对土味的了解还非常深刻

1355
01:04:08,900 --> 01:04:10,966
作为可以完美翻唱隔岸

1356
01:04:10,966 --> 01:04:13,366
甚至如果出现于3D

1357
01:04:13,566 --> 01:04:14,766
没有3D的话

1358
01:04:14,766 --> 01:04:18,266
有3D的话可以给你们转两圈

1359
01:04:21,133 --> 01:04:22,099
别

1360
01:04:22,866 --> 01:04:24,199
二歪悠了

1361
01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:28,533
不喜欢二歪悠但是他把我秒杀了

1362
01:04:30,100 --> 01:04:31,733
数学不会做正常

1363
01:04:31,733 --> 01:04:34,566
语文不会做就有点罕见了

1364
01:04:34,733 --> 01:04:37,966
对这下联合炒作的家人们

1365
01:04:37,966 --> 01:04:39,599
主播骂人谁骂了

1366
01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:40,900
我没骂你

1367
01:04:41,866 --> 01:04:43,366
晚安的意思是

1368
01:04:44,333 --> 01:04:46,166
你向晚请啊

1369
01:04:47,466 --> 01:04:49,399
叫我晚安真的困了去睡觉

1370
01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:51,700
我晚安也是困了去睡觉晚安

1371
01:04:51,700 --> 01:04:52,800
洗澡没看到

1372
01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:55,466
因为女神三大那个啥

1373
01:04:56,333 --> 01:04:59,066
我要是出去弟弟的意思那没办法吗

1374
01:04:59,066 --> 01:05:01,933
主播的主播只能睁一只眼闭一只眼

1375
01:05:01,933 --> 01:05:03,933
我就不能在直播间哭着说

1376
01:05:03,933 --> 01:05:05,899
你不要娶弟弟

1377
01:05:06,100 --> 01:05:07,966
我就要下播了

1378
01:05:08,100 --> 01:05:09,900
这么留下来看我呀

1379
01:05:09,900 --> 01:05:10,933
太丢人了

1380
01:05:10,933 --> 01:05:12,733
这个我们成熟的

1381
01:05:12,966 --> 01:05:15,099
大猫是不会干这种事情的

1382
01:05:15,100 --> 01:05:18,500
我们只会这个简简单单的说啊晚

1383
01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:20,400
安晚安希望你有个好梦

1384
01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:21,500
在你的梦里呢

1385
01:05:21,500 --> 01:05:23,533
到底是我还是别的女人

1386
01:05:23,533 --> 01:05:27,133
还是香喷喷的这个这个大米还是

1387
01:05:27,466 --> 01:05:29,533
二米饭这个我是管不了

1388
01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:30,166
的

1389
01:05:30,166 --> 01:05:32,799
我爱你主播你不行

1390
01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:33,766
哈哈哈

1391
01:05:33,766 --> 01:05:35,499
不行不行

1392
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:39,066
这就把别的女人的牌子全删了

1393
01:05:39,066 --> 01:05:40,966
从糯米球开始

1394
01:05:41,266 --> 01:05:43,999
好事好事反正不用你删

1395
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:45,666
那快点也要碎了

1396
01:05:46,333 --> 01:05:47,933
晚安就是弟弟的意思

1397
01:05:47,933 --> 01:05:49,566
晚安爷爷晚安

1398
01:05:49,566 --> 01:05:51,599
想做dog的三老师

1399
01:05:51,766 --> 01:05:53,466
你怎么把名字改了

1400
01:05:53,466 --> 01:05:55,133
你你昨天不是想

1401
01:05:55,133 --> 01:05:57,733
你昨天不是叫想做三老师的dog吗

1402
01:05:57,733 --> 01:05:59,066
你怎么今天变成

1403
01:06:01,166 --> 01:06:03,599
嘎吃跟安踢就在一瞬间是吧

1404
01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:04,766
想做姻缘的狗

1405
01:06:04,766 --> 01:06:08,133
跟想做狗的姻缘确实是两个意思啊

1406
01:06:08,300 --> 01:06:11,333
一次是爱恨就在一瞬间了

1407
01:06:24,866 --> 01:06:26,899
回个私信家人们

1408
01:06:54,600 --> 01:06:55,966
燕燕晚上好

1409
01:06:55,966 --> 01:06:59,566
很抱歉打扰了我想问问上届有例牌吗

1410
01:06:59,566 --> 01:07:01,899
老头抱歉虽然是学生党

1411
01:07:02,066 --> 01:07:04,333
但燕燕还是太可爱了

1412
01:07:04,333 --> 01:07:05,966
燕燕也要加油

1413
01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:07,866
啊

1414
01:07:07,866 --> 01:07:10,899
不知道你在不在直播间看了那个什么

1415
01:07:11,100 --> 01:07:15,266
你你是初高中生的话还是学习为重

1416
01:07:15,266 --> 01:07:17,499
不要给虚拟女人付费

1417
01:07:17,500 --> 01:07:20,333
大钱你发白字也接的到了

1418
01:07:20,333 --> 01:07:23,299
然后大学生的话就主播现在在底边了

1419
01:07:23,300 --> 01:07:24,566
发白字随便接

1420
01:07:24,566 --> 01:07:26,299
好吧大学生的话

1421
01:07:26,300 --> 01:07:29,200
要保证自己吃饭上学之类的钱

1422
01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:32,266
然后有有余力的话可以支持我一下

1423
01:07:32,266 --> 01:07:33,266
非常非常感谢

1424
01:07:33,266 --> 01:07:35,333
红豆你爱丽来到了

1425
01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:36,900
欢迎房川儿

1426
01:07:36,900 --> 01:07:37,933
你又出去应酬

1427
01:07:37,933 --> 01:07:39,399
应酬到大半夜呀

1428
01:07:40,966 --> 01:07:43,299
晚安是扛不住时差了

1429
01:07:43,300 --> 01:07:45,300
等下我下播还要跟你们说晚安的

1430
01:07:45,300 --> 01:07:46,266
我下午要补觉

1431
01:07:46,266 --> 01:07:49,166
我昨天晚上基本都没怎么睡觉

1432
01:07:49,166 --> 01:07:50,299
不知道为啥

1433
01:07:52,533 --> 01:07:53,799
又开始失联了

1434
01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:55,333
两眼裤衩一黑

1435
01:07:55,333 --> 01:07:56,733
你两眼一黑我能理解

1436
01:07:56,733 --> 01:07:58,766
你怎么把裤衩染成黑的了

1437
01:07:59,900 --> 01:08:02,933
回个私信这个声音必是苹果哎

1438
01:08:02,933 --> 01:08:03,866
你能听到了

1439
01:08:03,866 --> 01:08:05,366
主播你好我睡醒了

1440
01:08:05,366 --> 01:08:06,399
早早

1441
01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:08,800
好嗨呦好嗨呦

1442
01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:10,000
可在于心万事

1443
01:08:10,566 --> 01:08:12,499
主播打字速度应该是9键

1444
01:08:12,500 --> 01:08:14,133
错误的主播是26键

1445
01:08:14,133 --> 01:08:15,699
主播26键老战神了

1446
01:08:15,700 --> 01:08:16,500
好吧

1447
01:08:16,966 --> 01:08:18,866
我这边有朋友评价主播

1448
01:08:18,866 --> 01:08:21,666
听你打字好像听你在发电报一样

1449
01:08:22,966 --> 01:08:24,899
这个坏女人怎么不说耶耶

1450
01:08:24,900 --> 01:08:27,133
我好怕明天要期末考试了

1451
01:08:27,133 --> 01:08:30,299
原来十年后的无敌郑老爷已经沉睡了

1452
01:08:30,300 --> 01:08:34,666
现在是十年前的这个小小郑老爷

1453
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:36,933
哈哈哈小小舅姥爷

1454
01:08:36,933 --> 01:08:39,466
以后你会遇到很多很多坏女人

1455
01:08:39,466 --> 01:08:41,133
你要记得坚守本心

1456
01:08:41,133 --> 01:08:43,899
只有一个叫做米燕米亚的女人才是

1457
01:08:44,100 --> 01:08:46,966
最善良然后最不会骗米的女人啊

1458
01:08:46,966 --> 01:08:47,766
这个

1459
01:08:48,200 --> 01:08:50,800
一定要坚持到看咪呀咪呀的那一天

1460
01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:52,666
确实辛苦了辛苦了

1461
01:08:52,933 --> 01:08:55,966
学业为主不然就像姻缘一样当咪呀朋

1462
01:08:56,100 --> 01:08:58,700
哎你可看很看不起咪呀是吧

1463
01:08:58,700 --> 01:09:00,900
那你可看不起咪呀朋吗

1464
01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:03,766
你不是8点才醒为啥没睡觉

1465
01:09:04,733 --> 01:09:07,166
昨天半夜失眠了睡得特别不好

1466
01:09:07,166 --> 01:09:07,966
就是那种

1467
01:09:08,066 --> 01:09:11,899
眼睛闭着但是我能感觉到就有意识

1468
01:09:11,966 --> 01:09:12,933
的那个情况

1469
01:09:12,933 --> 01:09:13,899
不知道为什么

1470
01:09:14,366 --> 01:09:16,066
最近睡的都不好

1471
01:09:16,800 --> 01:09:19,133
后天期末考试或者东西去旅游

1472
01:09:19,133 --> 01:09:19,766
没关系

1473
01:09:19,766 --> 01:09:22,166
你不行的话就是开个那个什么doctor

1474
01:09:22,400 --> 01:09:25,100
然后然后申请还考

1475
01:09:25,100 --> 01:09:27,966
下个星期初载考试

1476
01:09:29,933 --> 01:09:31,766
我怎么开始打嗝了呀

1477
01:09:31,766 --> 01:09:32,599
啥也没吃

1478
01:09:32,600 --> 01:09:33,800
这么多打嗝

1479
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:37,500
主播的输入法是牵着我的手手写

1480
01:09:39,566 --> 01:09:42,766
用手写的人如果不是40岁以上

1481
01:09:42,766 --> 01:09:43,733
那肯定就是

1482
01:09:43,733 --> 01:09:46,599
品味修养跟道德素质出了点问题

1483
01:09:46,766 --> 01:09:49,499
这个时代真的有人用手写吗

1484
01:09:50,333 --> 01:09:52,799
正确的26键的品味系统非常这个

1485
01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:57,100
我也觉得26键打字像像像起飞一样啊

1486
01:09:57,100 --> 01:09:59,800
速度非常之快然后又丝滑又顺

1487
01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:03,266
畅打字发出的那个声音特别好听点

1488
01:10:03,266 --> 01:10:04,499
就像天籁一样

1489
01:10:04,600 --> 01:10:06,966
首先都是该淘汰的老东西

1490
01:10:07,133 --> 01:10:10,766
我每次用9键打字速度只剩下26键的1/3

1491
01:10:10,933 --> 01:10:13,366
谢谢hello的暖暖小被窝的金币轰动

1492
01:10:13,366 --> 01:10:14,533
你安利改的

1493
01:10:15,366 --> 01:10:17,166
无敌郑少爷是吧

1494
01:10:17,166 --> 01:10:18,699
26键属实有点快

1495
01:10:18,700 --> 01:10:20,500
26键才是最快的好吧

1496
01:10:20,500 --> 01:10:22,666
26键都是又善良又纯真

1497
01:10:22,900 --> 01:10:23,900
每位修养跟道德

1498
01:10:23,900 --> 01:10:25,300
素质都非常非常高的人

1499
01:10:25,300 --> 01:10:28,533
主播当然主播喜欢26个舰长是吧

1500
01:10:28,533 --> 01:10:30,599
什么时候谁能给我上26个舰长

1501
01:10:30,600 --> 01:10:32,533
咱又可以重新充百舰了

1502
01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:36,666
现在开始充3天增长26个舰长是吧

1503
01:10:37,066 --> 01:10:40,066
我要成为米耶米亚跳的人啊米娜

1504
01:10:40,066 --> 01:10:42,066
大家都要努力啊

1505
01:10:42,066 --> 01:10:45,333
我评价为2022年之前最好的3减一

1506
01:10:45,500 --> 01:10:47,733
说明你们别的3减一都太烂了

1507
01:10:47,733 --> 01:10:49,299
就只剩下这个东西

1508
01:10:49,766 --> 01:10:51,533
查询轻舞飞扬打字方式

1509
01:10:51,533 --> 01:10:53,166
查询一下轻舞飞扬的年龄啊

1510
01:10:53,166 --> 01:10:53,766
开地图报

1511
01:10:53,766 --> 01:10:56,533
之前我已经限定了年龄40岁以上了

1512
01:10:57,266 --> 01:10:58,499
真有人手写吗

1513
01:10:58,500 --> 01:10:59,800
不会读的时候就手写

1514
01:10:59,800 --> 01:11:01,400
哎呀你怎么监视我的

1515
01:11:01,400 --> 01:11:03,666
生活无比是理论最快

1516
01:11:03,666 --> 01:11:06,599
当年我记得还会有那种什么打字班

1517
01:11:06,600 --> 01:11:09,666
打字社然后开那个危机课的吗

1518
01:11:09,933 --> 01:11:11,499
教教人用电脑

1519
01:11:11,500 --> 01:11:14,500
教人用那个五笔打字输入法

1520
01:11:14,500 --> 01:11:16,366
现在可能用五笔的人越来越少

1521
01:11:16,366 --> 01:11:17,966
但轻舞飞扬在电脑上的话

1522
01:11:17,966 --> 01:11:19,466
一直都是用五笔的

1523
01:11:19,500 --> 01:11:21,366
他用电脑打字其实挺快的

1524
01:11:21,366 --> 01:11:23,499
但是他用手机的话就是手写

1525
01:11:23,566 --> 01:11:25,933
手写的话就挺挺

1526
01:11:28,300 --> 01:11:30,733
哥们不回消息所以打字骏马

1527
01:11:30,733 --> 01:11:31,866
哈哈TIB

1528
01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:35,866
当年打字快的都是五笔一直不会

1529
01:11:35,866 --> 01:11:38,533
对对对当年打字最快的全都是用五笔

1530
01:11:38,533 --> 01:11:40,966
主播可以评价一下语音输入吗

1531
01:11:43,166 --> 01:11:45,766
像主播这样普通话标准

1532
01:11:45,766 --> 01:11:48,399
咬字清晰的人使用语音输入的时

1533
01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:49,500
候呢可以

1534
01:11:49,666 --> 01:11:52,566
缓解一下超市里面手拎6个购物袋

1535
01:11:52,566 --> 01:11:53,699
之后没有手

1536
01:11:53,700 --> 01:11:55,066
双手打字的这个

1537
01:11:55,066 --> 01:11:55,866
这个

1538
01:11:56,533 --> 01:11:58,166
尴尬跟窘迫之处啊

1539
01:11:58,166 --> 01:12:00,499
但如果说你稍微用点那个

1540
01:12:00,766 --> 01:12:03,499
地方可能说哎呀干哈呢

1541
01:12:03,566 --> 01:12:06,566
天天的就知道往那马路卡上渴

1542
01:12:06,600 --> 01:12:10,100
你要是这么说话的话肯定就会那个呃

1543
01:12:10,266 --> 01:12:14,266
引起这个语音输入的一些小小的问题

1544
01:12:14,700 --> 01:12:16,266
而且语音输入还有一个问题

1545
01:12:16,266 --> 01:12:17,766
就是没有办法

1546
01:12:18,100 --> 01:12:19,266
混着说话

1547
01:12:19,266 --> 01:12:20,999
就我周边

1548
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:21,766
基本上罗

1549
01:12:21,766 --> 01:12:24,099
生朋友基本都不用语音输入转文字

1550
01:12:24,100 --> 01:12:26,600
因为大伙说话的时候基本都

1551
01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:27,766
很多的时候

1552
01:12:27,766 --> 01:12:30,866
就是那个词他找不到中文的词他就会

1553
01:12:31,133 --> 01:12:33,999
他会中文英文夹带着说吗

1554
01:12:34,100 --> 01:12:37,066
有一些词就我也不知道中文应该咋说

1555
01:12:37,066 --> 01:12:38,733
就模模糊糊的那种感觉

1556
01:12:39,700 --> 01:12:41,066
反正就不太清楚

1557
01:12:41,066 --> 01:12:41,999
欢迎房穿

1558
01:12:42,466 --> 01:12:43,466
快点睡觉吧

1559
01:12:43,466 --> 01:12:45,733
哎呀别看我也快睡觉了

1560
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:47,466
语音识别东北话吗

1561
01:12:47,466 --> 01:12:48,566
说不出来呀

1562
01:12:48,566 --> 01:12:51,733
主播语音说那就嘎嘎快是吧

1563
01:12:52,100 --> 01:12:54,733
你手拎6个购物袋你手机叼在嘴里吗

1564
01:12:54,733 --> 01:12:55,966
那手拎6个购物袋

1565
01:12:55,966 --> 01:12:57,933
肯定是一个手4个一个手俩

1566
01:12:57,933 --> 01:12:59,399
然后俩手拎6个购物袋

1567
01:12:59,533 --> 01:13:01,933
艰难的把这个语音的麦克风按出来

1568
01:13:01,933 --> 01:13:04,266
然后跟跟那个传达一些

1569
01:13:04,333 --> 01:13:06,166
一定要传达出去的信息啊

1570
01:13:06,166 --> 01:13:07,899
当然是两个手6个购物袋啊

1571
01:13:07,900 --> 01:13:09,666
没干啥还有舌头操作

1572
01:13:10,933 --> 01:13:12,999
你就是那个能能用舌头给樱桃梗

1573
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:13,800
打劫的人吧

1574
01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:14,400
你是什么

1575
01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:17,900
女同主普通话标准

1576
01:13:17,900 --> 01:13:20,166
主播能说一句一毛二吗

1577
01:13:20,166 --> 01:13:21,666
什么叫一毛二呀

1578
01:13:21,666 --> 01:13:22,799
能不能告诉我一下

1579
01:13:27,566 --> 01:13:29,066
一毛二是什么梗

1580
01:13:31,933 --> 01:13:33,566
一毛二对吧

1581
01:13:34,733 --> 01:13:36,299
你说的那个东北话

1582
01:13:36,300 --> 01:13:38,400
东北话是一毛二对不对

1583
01:13:39,700 --> 01:13:41,366
喜欢单纯主播

1584
01:13:41,366 --> 01:13:42,533
这么高速深夜

1585
01:13:42,533 --> 01:13:44,466
然后每一条家务都念这么快

1586
01:13:44,466 --> 01:13:47,899
就念啊谢谢防穿了告白花束

1587
01:13:47,900 --> 01:13:50,366
发发感谢红灯尼阿里卡特

1588
01:13:50,533 --> 01:13:51,566
谢谢告白花束

1589
01:13:51,566 --> 01:13:54,566
主播可以来一句闹弹儿吗

1590
01:13:55,966 --> 01:13:59,299
闹弹儿怎么了呢闹大儿怎么了呢

1591
01:14:01,933 --> 01:14:03,666
超市怎么了嘛

1592
01:14:03,666 --> 01:14:05,499
嘿呀晚安晚安

1593
01:14:05,933 --> 01:14:07,566
要睡觉了吗这现在

1594
01:14:11,200 --> 01:14:15,366
主播一天一直都是东北口音的毛

1595
01:14:15,600 --> 01:14:19,566
一毛二听起来比较接地气一点

1596
01:14:19,566 --> 01:14:22,733
避免大伙跟主播产生过大的距离感

1597
01:14:22,733 --> 01:14:25,899
然后避免大家觉得主播哎呀

1598
01:14:26,300 --> 01:14:27,966
不食人间烟火

1599
01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:30,566
有些时候神不应该是完美的

1600
01:14:30,566 --> 01:14:33,266
而是应该暴露出一些自己的缺陷

1601
01:14:33,366 --> 01:14:35,799
让大伙觉得更加贴近这个

1602
01:14:35,800 --> 01:14:37,366
这个神的存在

1603
01:14:37,366 --> 01:14:39,166
好吧不中哎哈

1604
01:14:39,766 --> 01:14:40,566
哈哈

1605
01:14:41,800 --> 01:14:45,533
主播的闹谈程度是念不出这个的

1606
01:14:46,900 --> 01:14:49,800
我怎么可能给你们提供素材啊啊

1607
01:14:50,566 --> 01:14:52,733
你觉得我怎么可能给你们提供

1608
01:14:52,766 --> 01:14:56,566
这个脑脑脑那个脑袋来的素材啊

1609
01:14:57,100 --> 01:14:57,900
呵呵

1610
01:14:58,800 --> 01:15:00,333
燕子睡了晚安

1611
01:15:00,333 --> 01:15:01,499
你熬夜思密

1612
01:15:01,500 --> 01:15:02,733
奶离你带我走吧

1613
01:15:02,733 --> 01:15:05,566
希望你的梦中有奶离相伴好吗

1614
01:15:06,266 --> 01:15:09,366
烟神吹哈哈哈

1615
01:15:15,133 --> 01:15:17,199
念想吹气球吧

1616
01:15:17,200 --> 01:15:19,500
主播的呵呵好好听

1617
01:15:19,600 --> 01:15:21,666
哈哈那是因为主播不装了

1618
01:15:21,666 --> 01:15:23,766
主播其实是呃

1619
01:15:26,300 --> 01:15:26,900
多来一点

1620
01:15:26,900 --> 01:15:28,466
你就喜欢听主播这个

1621
01:15:28,466 --> 01:15:31,266
什么三分薄凉两分漫不经心

1622
01:15:31,300 --> 01:15:35,533
四分这个鄙视脑脑脑脑瘫儿的那个

1623
01:15:35,533 --> 01:15:36,333
那个

1624
01:15:38,733 --> 01:15:41,099
来点本音别瞎了

1625
01:15:42,300 --> 01:15:43,133
讲会儿嘛

1626
01:15:43,133 --> 01:15:44,133
哎呀不行

1627
01:15:44,133 --> 01:15:47,499
稳定不贴皮稳定不贴皮压迫感

1628
01:15:47,533 --> 01:15:49,299
什么上世纪烂黄呀

1629
01:15:49,300 --> 01:15:49,966
呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵

1630
01:15:49,966 --> 01:15:50,499
呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵

1631
01:15:50,500 --> 01:15:51,000
呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵

1632
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:51,333
呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵

1633
01:15:51,333 --> 01:15:51,599
呵呵呵呵呵呵呵

1634
01:15:51,600 --> 01:15:52,133
呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵

1635
01:15:52,133 --> 01:15:52,933
呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵

1636
01:15:53,133 --> 01:15:54,133
呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵

1637
01:15:54,166 --> 01:15:54,966
好运

1638
01:15:56,133 --> 01:15:57,699
怎么就好运了

1639
01:15:57,700 --> 01:15:59,900
没有啊没有的事啊主播一

1640
01:15:59,900 --> 01:16:02,800
直一直都是一直一直都是萝莉控啊

1641
01:16:03,066 --> 01:16:07,199
捏捏哥哥叫主播一直都是萝莉控啊

1642
01:16:07,200 --> 01:16:09,966
谢谢啊怎么越来越口齿不清了

1643
01:16:10,566 --> 01:16:11,366
哈哈

1644
01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:18,166
你之前说的本音也没听出来区别

1645
01:16:18,166 --> 01:16:21,366
你也那不一样的那那不是那么一回事

1646
01:16:21,800 --> 01:16:22,600
呃呃呃

1647
01:16:23,700 --> 01:16:25,533
怎么居然还有偶像包袱

1648
01:16:25,533 --> 01:16:27,533
那肯定呀哎呀

1649
01:16:28,500 --> 01:16:30,333
主播的RPA呀

1650
01:16:30,333 --> 01:16:33,466
主播的虚拟感主播的真实感

1651
01:16:33,766 --> 01:16:35,099
偶像包袱

1652
01:16:35,200 --> 01:16:36,900
那这个什么主播的

1653
01:16:36,900 --> 01:16:38,933
呵呵真的太有压迫感了

1654
01:16:38,933 --> 01:16:41,166
真的假的你们别骗我

1655
01:16:41,533 --> 01:16:43,333
你们不可以骗我啊

1656
01:16:43,933 --> 01:16:45,099
没有的事

1657
01:16:47,766 --> 01:16:50,399
啊是萝莉音无耻了

1658
01:16:50,400 --> 01:16:51,966
我就喜欢萝莉就好

1659
01:16:51,966 --> 01:16:53,966
这口大舌头口齿不清

1660
01:16:53,966 --> 01:16:56,166
最近不能再看阿紫的切片了

1661
01:16:56,266 --> 01:16:58,699
越看阿紫切片我说话那个

1662
01:16:58,933 --> 01:17:00,899
方式就越贴近他

1663
01:17:01,900 --> 01:17:02,600
昨天半夜

1664
01:17:02,600 --> 01:17:05,133
我迷迷糊糊的发现自己在唱歌

1665
01:17:05,133 --> 01:17:06,299
唱那个那个

1666
01:17:06,600 --> 01:17:07,400
那个

1667
01:17:07,600 --> 01:17:10,466
菠萝老师今天画的那个曲会的那个歌

1668
01:17:11,400 --> 01:17:14,900
主播的呵呵呵呵呵呵了

1669
01:17:16,133 --> 01:17:16,933
嗯

1670
01:17:18,100 --> 01:17:21,000
呵呵我只能说呵呵

1671
01:17:22,466 --> 01:17:23,766
你是不是人呐

1672
01:17:23,766 --> 01:17:24,966
哈哈哈

1673
01:17:25,766 --> 01:17:28,099
开始什么成语

1674
01:17:28,100 --> 01:17:30,500
沙子口齿不清不适合直播了

1675
01:17:30,500 --> 01:17:32,966
我觉得这种事情挺有劲一点的

1676
01:17:32,966 --> 01:17:33,699
挺好的呀

1677
01:17:33,700 --> 01:17:35,100
好的不学学坏了

1678
01:17:35,100 --> 01:17:37,300
你们不会不喜欢大舌头吧

1679
01:17:37,300 --> 01:17:38,533
反正我喜欢

1680
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:42,000
开啥呀

1681
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:45,933
耶耶人一直都不是Miamia的一部分

1682
01:17:45,933 --> 01:17:47,299
耶耶人的发言

1683
01:17:47,600 --> 01:17:50,966
不代表米燕米亚的这个立场跟状态

1684
01:17:50,966 --> 01:17:53,866
虽然很感谢音乐人对直播间的付出啊

1685
01:17:53,866 --> 01:17:54,666
但是

1686
01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:59,700
这个在直播间开一些我应对不了

1687
01:17:59,700 --> 01:18:00,700
团的音乐

1688
01:18:00,700 --> 01:18:03,300
人只能自己为自己的言论负责

1689
01:18:04,533 --> 01:18:06,199
主播能来个

1690
01:18:08,066 --> 01:18:10,966
呵呵呵呵四声调吗

1691
01:18:10,966 --> 01:18:13,266
什么叫呵呵呵呵四声调

1692
01:18:15,466 --> 01:18:17,466
呀哈哈哈哈

1693
01:18:17,466 --> 01:18:18,899
你说的是这种吗

1694
01:18:18,900 --> 01:18:20,300
就那个那种

1695
01:18:20,900 --> 01:18:24,533
你要说四声调我只能想到那种什么呃

1696
01:18:25,333 --> 01:18:28,266
呃很很高的那种你知道吗

1697
01:18:30,200 --> 01:18:34,600
已经有被班主任从后门听出了感觉

1698
01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:39,000
67人还七哥没有开玩笑的

1699
01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:43,500
哎呀我是这七哥哥从7个人玩到67个人

1700
01:18:43,533 --> 01:18:46,499
玩到107个人又玩回67个人

1701
01:18:48,266 --> 01:18:49,933
你不会真要这个这个

1702
01:18:49,933 --> 01:18:52,666
这干净纹什么就狠狠的贴了

1703
01:18:53,400 --> 01:18:55,466
呀嘿嘿嘿嘿

1704
01:18:55,733 --> 01:18:57,666
呀嘿嘿嘿

1705
01:18:58,066 --> 01:19:00,966
就那种特别反派的那种笑声啊

1706
01:19:00,966 --> 01:19:04,333
我以前经常这个模仿这种声音

1707
01:19:04,866 --> 01:19:07,333
给给给给给同学整活

1708
01:19:07,333 --> 01:19:08,333
然后知道

1709
01:19:08,333 --> 01:19:10,766
同学都认为我是一个脑瘫的人

1710
01:19:10,766 --> 01:19:12,333
我就再也不模仿了

1711
01:19:15,466 --> 01:19:16,933
忽然感觉像是对

1712
01:19:17,133 --> 01:19:19,466
成了故人者作者的评论

1713
01:19:19,466 --> 01:19:20,766
哥是什么脑残

1714
01:19:20,766 --> 01:19:23,066
20次元哎怎么了

1715
01:19:23,066 --> 01:19:24,499
二次元怎么了

1716
01:19:24,500 --> 01:19:25,533
二次元怎么了

1717
01:19:25,533 --> 01:19:28,199
主播做梦还得切那个抨击你们你们的

1718
01:19:28,200 --> 01:19:29,100
切片了

1719
01:19:29,133 --> 01:19:31,733
你们现在告诉我玉三家都是些啥

1720
01:19:31,733 --> 01:19:34,799
你们告诉我主播会结结结结的笑吗

1721
01:19:35,366 --> 01:19:36,699
这真不会

1722
01:19:37,333 --> 01:19:39,466
主播不会真的是黑魔仙吧

1723
01:19:39,466 --> 01:19:43,466
主播配色一样拥有少数的魔法

1724
01:19:43,466 --> 01:19:44,466
然后那个

1725
01:19:44,566 --> 01:19:48,933
又跟黑魔仙一样拥有这个黑色的散发

1726
01:19:49,700 --> 01:19:53,500
然后主播也可以使用音律攻击杀人

1727
01:19:53,500 --> 01:19:55,533
用自己的歌声杀人又无情

1728
01:19:55,533 --> 01:19:57,999
那么主播的物种就非常的确定了

1729
01:19:58,133 --> 01:20:01,066
主播就是珍珠美少女

1730
01:20:02,366 --> 01:20:05,899
瞧好了姐你跟妙蛙长在阿摩丽莎凯亚

1731
01:20:05,900 --> 01:20:07,366
你们又开始了

1732
01:20:08,066 --> 01:20:09,666
真是决绝子啊

1733
01:20:13,733 --> 01:20:14,666
傻逼

1734
01:20:17,133 --> 01:20:20,099
哎有些人好像就就记得这傻逼了

1735
01:20:20,100 --> 01:20:21,000
我们这个语言

1736
01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:24,466
能不能多让坏人被天天傻来逼去了

1737
01:20:51,100 --> 01:20:53,133
喝两口水啊休息一下

1738
01:20:53,133 --> 01:20:54,366
喝太多了

1739
01:20:54,533 --> 01:20:58,333
古娜拉黑暗之神呼啦呼啦变珠珠

1740
01:20:58,333 --> 01:20:59,899
那叫呜呼啦呼

1741
01:20:59,900 --> 01:21:02,800
一看你就不是标准的这个这个

1742
01:21:04,033 --> 01:21:06,366
看看那个那个啥

1743
01:21:07,333 --> 01:21:08,966
我发现我这个摄像头

1744
01:21:08,966 --> 01:21:10,966
经常把我的眼睛拍的

1745
01:21:11,100 --> 01:21:12,600
拍的闭起来

1746
01:21:14,500 --> 01:21:16,100
我调一下他的角度啊

1747
01:21:17,733 --> 01:21:18,599
吓我一跳

1748
01:21:20,566 --> 01:21:21,533
脑残

1749
01:21:23,300 --> 01:21:25,133
你除了这些只求辱骂之外

1750
01:21:25,133 --> 01:21:26,433
还有没有什么心火啊

1751
01:21:26,433 --> 01:21:29,566
来点心火吧别整这乱七八糟的火了

1752
01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:33,600
你是不是想让他玩小花心啊卧槽

1753
01:21:36,366 --> 01:21:37,333
你怎么知道啊

1754
01:21:37,333 --> 01:21:39,933
我以前在小花钱里就叫烟单字

1755
01:21:39,933 --> 01:21:40,799
一个字烟

1756
01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:43,433
我当时小花钱买了一个800多块钱的号

1757
01:21:43,433 --> 01:21:46,433
呢我是不是都告诉过你们啊

1758
01:21:46,633 --> 01:21:48,499
好像都都没有在意过

1759
01:21:48,500 --> 01:21:50,433
我一直都玩小花仙的呀

1760
01:21:51,933 --> 01:21:53,533
我自己说过呀

1761
01:21:53,533 --> 01:21:56,566
那你看玩我肯定我肯定玩过呀

1762
01:21:56,733 --> 01:21:59,299
我也知道2018你还在玩呢

1763
01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:01,700
主播直播都没有新火

1764
01:22:01,700 --> 01:22:03,000
凭什么要求弹幕整

1765
01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:03,500
新火的

1766
01:22:03,500 --> 01:22:06,233
主播把昨天的直播内容搬过来了吗

1767
01:22:06,233 --> 01:22:09,633
没有吧我的胜负欲太强了

1768
01:22:11,533 --> 01:22:12,999
我但凡有新欢

1769
01:22:17,333 --> 01:22:19,599
主播不是一直闭着眼睛直播的

1770
01:22:19,600 --> 01:22:21,100
现在会好一些了

1771
01:22:21,100 --> 01:22:22,733
嗯看看主播

1772
01:22:22,733 --> 01:22:25,933
小花仙里面的皮挺好看的吧

1773
01:22:25,933 --> 01:22:29,233
我经常这个在小花仙里面不穿裤子啊

1774
01:22:29,233 --> 01:22:31,499
大家都知道美少女的话就是

1775
01:22:31,600 --> 01:22:33,333
美少女的事情你少管啊

1776
01:22:33,333 --> 01:22:36,533
美少女不穿裤子上街也是挺好的

1777
01:22:36,633 --> 01:22:39,933
虽然说小花仙的特点欢迎哈尔啊

1778
01:22:40,100 --> 01:22:42,200
哈尔那边是早上中午

1779
01:22:43,900 --> 01:22:47,033
经常在这个这个小花仙里面不穿裤子

1780
01:22:47,033 --> 01:22:49,499
张杰小花仙有个特别特别知名的bug

1781
01:22:49,500 --> 01:22:52,633
就是把自己身上穿的衣服跟翅膀

1782
01:22:52,633 --> 01:22:54,099
然后捐到那个

1783
01:22:54,333 --> 01:22:55,899
孤儿院的募捐箱里面

1784
01:22:55,900 --> 01:22:57,333
就可以把翅膀卡掉

1785
01:22:57,333 --> 01:23:00,566
这我觉得挺奇怪的就是没有翅膀人

1786
01:23:00,566 --> 01:23:02,333
摸上没有翅膀的那种

1787
01:23:02,800 --> 01:23:05,300
然后换装游戏的玩家就一直要求他

1788
01:23:05,300 --> 01:23:05,966
出翅膀

1789
01:23:05,966 --> 01:23:09,833
然后像我这种玩小花仙的人家就

1790
01:23:10,233 --> 01:23:13,133
就想方设法的把这个翅膀卡掉

1791
01:23:13,133 --> 01:23:14,199
我也不清楚为啥

1792
01:23:14,200 --> 01:23:17,000
总之就是我觉得小花仙里面很多衣服

1793
01:23:17,133 --> 01:23:18,133
因为他是2D的

1794
01:23:18,133 --> 01:23:19,699
我觉得还真挺好看的

1795
01:23:19,700 --> 01:23:20,233
很多衣服

1796
01:23:20,233 --> 01:23:22,966
拿出来当管人的衣服应该都很漂亮

1797
01:23:24,166 --> 01:23:26,333
米烟从小就不爱穿裤子

1798
01:23:26,333 --> 01:23:27,299
你咋知道的

1799
01:23:27,300 --> 01:23:28,933
我睡觉都不穿裤子

1800
01:23:29,233 --> 01:23:30,433
经典叛逆

1801
01:23:31,233 --> 01:23:33,133
呃呃怎么了孩儿

1802
01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:36,500
这老爷发那些戒烟话我就不念烟

1803
01:23:36,500 --> 01:23:38,966
是我啊真的假的

1804
01:23:39,600 --> 01:23:41,300
卧槽什么情况

1805
01:23:41,700 --> 01:23:44,900
能不能买到那个自测的那个盒子呀

1806
01:23:44,900 --> 01:23:45,700
孩儿

1807
01:23:47,233 --> 01:23:49,633
你去那个你们当地有什么surprise

1808
01:23:49,633 --> 01:23:50,333
之类的吗

1809
01:23:50,333 --> 01:23:51,933
或者药店之类的地方

1810
01:23:51,933 --> 01:23:54,233
能不能买到那个自测盒子呀

1811
01:23:58,166 --> 01:23:59,533
你们先别吓自己

1812
01:23:59,533 --> 01:24:03,199
先烧点热水然后泡点VC粉喝

1813
01:24:05,700 --> 01:24:07,033
再测测体温

1814
01:24:07,500 --> 01:24:09,900
能但是要几天才能最好

1815
01:24:09,900 --> 01:24:12,033
赶快买一个试一下吧

1816
01:24:14,633 --> 01:24:16,333
先当感染的处理吧

1817
01:24:16,333 --> 01:24:17,766
别别别吓我

1818
01:24:17,900 --> 01:24:21,000
先先弄点VC粉和有没有那种退烧药

1819
01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:22,800
太糯之类的东西

1820
01:24:22,966 --> 01:24:24,233
可以买一下

1821
01:24:24,733 --> 01:24:29,133
妈呀别别别你一定会没事的

1822
01:24:30,600 --> 01:24:31,566
嗯

1823
01:24:32,166 --> 01:24:34,533
哈尔是跟别人合租还是

1824
01:24:39,166 --> 01:24:40,533
晚上好蓉蓉

1825
01:24:40,733 --> 01:24:42,166
你试一下那个什么

1826
01:24:42,166 --> 01:24:44,133
你试一下你有没有香水之类的东西

1827
01:24:44,133 --> 01:24:46,299
你喷一下看看有没有嗅觉

1828
01:24:47,433 --> 01:24:50,699
头晕吗无力吗嗓子疼吗

1829
01:24:51,700 --> 01:24:54,100
欢迎蓉蓉欢迎广姐晚上好

1830
01:24:55,733 --> 01:24:58,599
起床全身没劲咳嗽头疼

1831
01:24:58,600 --> 01:25:01,933
最近有没有就干什么什么洗冷水澡啊

1832
01:25:01,966 --> 01:25:04,933
为了赶那个带烂通宵之类的东西啊

1833
01:25:04,933 --> 01:25:07,299
要是嗯就有这种的话

1834
01:25:07,300 --> 01:25:09,566
可能可能又没有接触什么人的话

1835
01:25:09,566 --> 01:25:11,099
可能是那个那个

1836
01:25:12,033 --> 01:25:12,833
嗯

1837
01:25:13,033 --> 01:25:16,566
你不会是上次那个那个什么吧上次

1838
01:25:16,566 --> 01:25:20,699
你你跟朋友聚餐的时候然后他们里面

1839
01:25:20,766 --> 01:25:24,199
你们聚餐之前都用那个盒子自测过吗

1840
01:25:24,200 --> 01:25:25,833
会不会他们里面有人

1841
01:25:27,733 --> 01:25:29,833
虽然没有但是我浴室没暖气

1842
01:25:29,833 --> 01:25:30,833
现在是冬天

1843
01:25:30,833 --> 01:25:34,533
也也也不排除正常感冒的可能性啊

1844
01:25:34,533 --> 01:25:36,799
但是现在还是要把自己

1845
01:25:36,933 --> 01:25:38,433
当成没有什么手段

1846
01:25:38,433 --> 01:25:42,033
合适的话就当成那个那个那个啥吧

1847
01:25:47,200 --> 01:25:49,966
前两天前又去荠菜了

1848
01:25:50,966 --> 01:25:52,166
要小心啊

1849
01:25:52,166 --> 01:25:53,833
现在已经不是中国人

1850
01:25:53,833 --> 01:25:55,799
防范就就有用没

1851
01:25:55,800 --> 01:25:56,433
没有啥用

1852
01:25:56,433 --> 01:25:59,366
他们很多人都是拿个外卖就就中招了

1853
01:25:59,366 --> 01:26:01,399
拿个快递就中招了

1854
01:26:01,433 --> 01:26:03,633
这东西现在真的就是拼运气了

1855
01:26:03,633 --> 01:26:05,599
都不是说你做啥防护措施

1856
01:26:05,833 --> 01:26:08,133
你戴口罩也不可能24小时戴

1857
01:26:08,133 --> 01:26:10,599
你用洗手液也不可能24小时消毒

1858
01:26:10,600 --> 01:26:12,500
当激素太大了的时候

1859
01:26:12,600 --> 01:26:14,533
你呼吸可能都有错的

1860
01:26:14,533 --> 01:26:16,699
你可能出门不戴护目镜

1861
01:26:16,800 --> 01:26:18,733
你永远理论上都是有危险的

1862
01:26:18,733 --> 01:26:21,333
所以说你不要不要太紧张了

1863
01:26:21,333 --> 01:26:22,933
这个真不要太紧张

1864
01:26:24,633 --> 01:26:26,333
就跟摸奖球一样

1865
01:26:26,333 --> 01:26:27,433
只不过现在

1866
01:26:27,733 --> 01:26:30,533
周围大部分人是密接或者密接的

1867
01:26:30,533 --> 01:26:31,333
密接

1868
01:26:43,133 --> 01:26:44,566
就是挺嗨人的

1869
01:26:44,566 --> 01:26:48,099
我们之前还在说那个开了一个留学生

1870
01:26:48,733 --> 01:26:50,699
感染的那个vlog

1871
01:26:51,233 --> 01:26:52,533
燕子要小心点

1872
01:26:52,533 --> 01:26:57,033
燕子平常除了直播睡觉找素材剪视频

1873
01:26:57,133 --> 01:26:59,733
写作业上课做饭吃饭之外

1874
01:26:59,733 --> 01:27:00,833
没有别的事情啊

1875
01:27:00,833 --> 01:27:02,366
我囤了好多东西

1876
01:27:02,700 --> 01:27:04,300
就我一步路都不出的话

1877
01:27:04,300 --> 01:27:06,100
也够我活到2月的

1878
01:27:06,200 --> 01:27:06,966
嗯

1879
01:27:06,966 --> 01:27:08,733
试着密码发我

1880
01:27:09,166 --> 01:27:10,433
为了不让我米

1881
01:27:10,433 --> 01:27:13,133
叶米亚的形象在这个身后被败坏

1882
01:27:13,133 --> 01:27:14,833
我一定会努力活下去的

1883
01:27:18,833 --> 01:27:21,833
爷爷睡觉了晚安娘娘oh yes me

1884
01:27:23,500 --> 01:27:26,200
我们这也记了辅导员已经让背了

1885
01:27:26,200 --> 01:27:28,100
你们快要来本地过年了吧

1886
01:27:28,100 --> 01:27:30,533
跟你聚餐的人都没事

1887
01:27:30,533 --> 01:27:33,099
那也别别别那个什么

1888
01:27:35,333 --> 01:27:37,899
压着事情记得把马克杯发出来

1889
01:27:38,166 --> 01:27:38,966
好

1890
01:27:39,500 --> 01:27:42,166
音乐没有你我怎么活呀

1891
01:27:45,133 --> 01:27:48,166
除了咳嗽没力气头疼还有啥症状啊

1892
01:27:48,166 --> 01:27:50,033
就这些症状就够了

1893
01:27:52,766 --> 01:27:54,533
真的就这些症状就够了

1894
01:27:54,533 --> 01:27:57,233
现在这一茬说轻不轻说重不重

1895
01:27:57,233 --> 01:28:00,199
三针都打满的话可能就是这样

1896
01:28:00,200 --> 01:28:02,133
但是跟普通的不一样

1897
01:28:02,133 --> 01:28:04,566
就是他比普通的上线更高吧

1898
01:28:04,566 --> 01:28:09,133
大部分年轻人都是下线腰疼

1899
01:28:11,900 --> 01:28:14,800
有没有可能是过度劳累呢

1900
01:28:28,100 --> 01:28:30,766
茄子9527你咋就惦记你那个逼

1901
01:28:30,766 --> 01:28:31,966
那个啥啥啥

1902
01:28:32,100 --> 01:28:32,800
嗯

1903
01:28:32,800 --> 01:28:35,200
谢谢郑老爷的摩天轮

1904
01:28:35,233 --> 01:28:38,133
芳芳感谢红妆女阿力卡照

1905
01:28:38,966 --> 01:28:42,433
无敌照来着摩天轮哎摩天轮

1906
01:28:47,500 --> 01:28:50,233
这是我这辈子收到的第一个摩天轮

1907
01:28:52,633 --> 01:28:54,366
谢谢舅姥爷的摩天轮

1908
01:28:54,366 --> 01:28:56,733
棒棒感谢阿力该走了

1909
01:29:01,133 --> 01:29:04,366
可是我昨天啥都没干起来走了腿软

1910
01:29:04,366 --> 01:29:05,766
有没有维c粉啊

1911
01:29:05,766 --> 01:29:08,633
先冲点维生素c喝吧

1912
01:29:08,733 --> 01:29:09,833
然后可以

1913
01:29:09,833 --> 01:29:11,766
如果还要在外面待很久的

1914
01:29:11,766 --> 01:29:14,033
可以拜托家人弄点那些

1915
01:29:14,366 --> 01:29:16,633
哦对对对对等一下家人

1916
01:29:16,633 --> 01:29:19,199
等一下我给你念一下那个什么

1917
01:29:19,200 --> 01:29:20,800
你看本地药店能不能买到

1918
01:29:20,800 --> 01:29:24,233
我之前收藏了那个小红书的那个

1919
01:29:26,700 --> 01:29:30,600
可以国外灌那个新灌的那个药物

1920
01:29:43,166 --> 01:29:45,933
他也是在在欧洲那边吧

1921
01:29:46,200 --> 01:29:49,700
欧洲那边的话你等我翻一下呀

1922
01:29:53,300 --> 01:29:56,833
等我下播了之后那个发给你看看

1923
01:29:57,333 --> 01:29:58,899
有一些图

1924
01:29:58,966 --> 01:29:59,766
嗯

1925
01:30:00,733 --> 01:30:05,233
重要这些东西现在也没有啥用了

1926
01:30:05,900 --> 01:30:08,000
主要他有一个雾化

1927
01:30:08,000 --> 01:30:09,600
的一个什么东西来着

1928
01:30:09,600 --> 01:30:10,766
我给忘了

1929
01:30:10,800 --> 01:30:13,733
那个我念不出来图奥

1930
01:30:20,233 --> 01:30:23,033
少看点烟子不干什么都强

1931
01:30:23,033 --> 01:30:24,733
什么总和我耶耶耶

1932
01:30:25,300 --> 01:30:29,300
你老惦记你的壁热水器还说我

1933
01:30:29,333 --> 01:30:32,199
不是别的东西严重更严重啊

1934
01:30:32,200 --> 01:30:34,900
他是不管是废的那个那个

1935
01:30:35,700 --> 01:30:37,133
后遗症也好

1936
01:30:37,133 --> 01:30:40,833
还是身体上脑部上潜在的隐患也好

1937
01:30:40,933 --> 01:30:43,199
还是嗅觉跟味觉的消失也好

1938
01:30:43,200 --> 01:30:46,333
不都比你那个比你那个啥强多了吗

1939
01:30:46,333 --> 01:30:48,366
你老惦记那玩意干啥呀

1940
01:30:49,900 --> 01:30:53,533
我就吃了点罗红霉素打算加莲花亲吻

1941
01:30:53,566 --> 01:30:55,766
对啊对啊多加莲花亲吻

1942
01:30:58,200 --> 01:31:01,566
不是土豪吧哈尔不是土豪吧

1943
01:31:02,000 --> 01:31:02,800
哎

1944
01:31:03,500 --> 01:31:05,333
天地之星在澳洲

1945
01:31:05,500 --> 01:31:07,233
谁说哈尔在澳洲啦

1946
01:31:07,300 --> 01:31:09,566
这种事情我真的会记错吗

1947
01:31:13,000 --> 01:31:14,333
他在欧洲耶

1948
01:31:15,166 --> 01:31:18,299
哈尔不在英国但是他在欧洲

1949
01:31:19,400 --> 01:31:22,500
钳子9527开的什么什么破船啊

1950
01:31:27,800 --> 01:31:28,533
有特效吗

1951
01:31:28,533 --> 01:31:29,566
没有特效药

1952
01:31:29,566 --> 01:31:32,733
但是只能说我们我们尽力去那个什么

1953
01:31:32,733 --> 01:31:34,433
尽力去去

1954
01:31:34,933 --> 01:31:38,499
防止吧尽力去防止这个情况的发生

1955
01:31:38,500 --> 01:31:41,966
所以吃点啥总比不吃强

1956
01:31:41,966 --> 01:31:44,366
喝了热水总比不喝强

1957
01:31:44,366 --> 01:31:46,966
你吃点VC可能他就

1958
01:31:47,400 --> 01:31:49,433
保护一下你的免疫系统

1959
01:31:49,566 --> 01:31:51,633
虽然说不差这一点

1960
01:31:51,633 --> 01:31:53,633
还是要靠自己平常的积累

1961
01:31:53,633 --> 01:31:56,033
新冠这个东西考验人体

1962
01:31:56,033 --> 01:31:57,799
就像是期末考试

1963
01:31:57,800 --> 01:32:00,333
涵盖整个学期的那种一样

1964
01:32:00,533 --> 01:32:02,766
你的基础没有打好的话

1965
01:32:02,766 --> 01:32:04,833
可能你就很难过

1966
01:32:04,833 --> 01:32:06,599
你突击也不好过

1967
01:32:06,700 --> 01:32:08,166
但谁说突击没用的

1968
01:32:08,166 --> 01:32:10,633
突击可能能让你哎临门一脚

1969
01:32:10,633 --> 01:32:11,799
及格了你就及格了

1970
01:32:11,800 --> 01:32:13,900
关键每个人没有办法完整的去

1971
01:32:13,900 --> 01:32:16,100
掌握自己的免疫系统的情况

1972
01:32:16,100 --> 01:32:16,633
所以说

1973
01:32:16,633 --> 01:32:18,999
你也不知道你现在身体的机能啊

1974
01:32:19,000 --> 01:32:21,933
基础病的情况到底是40分还是80分

1975
01:32:22,000 --> 01:32:25,500
所以虽然一点努力没有特效药

1976
01:32:25,500 --> 01:32:27,300
但还是要要靠的

1977
01:32:27,733 --> 01:32:29,233
吃了点糖有味觉的

1978
01:32:29,233 --> 01:32:30,199
嗅觉呢

1979
01:32:30,300 --> 01:32:32,966
弄点弄点那个比较刺激性的气味

1980
01:32:32,966 --> 01:32:34,166
去弄一下吧

1981
01:32:35,800 --> 01:32:37,433
爱尔兰差不多吧

1982
01:32:37,433 --> 01:32:40,499
你看又不是我的题图我记错了能咋

1983
01:32:40,566 --> 01:32:43,499
合着你开团还不是要付成本是吧

1984
01:32:43,533 --> 01:32:46,233
开错团了就60万你能给我磕个

1985
01:32:46,233 --> 01:32:48,533
头吗猜错了就溜

1986
01:32:48,533 --> 01:32:49,966
我真是服了你了

1987
01:32:49,966 --> 01:32:51,733
大丈夫敢做不敢当

1988
01:32:51,733 --> 01:32:52,699
什么什么

1989
01:32:52,800 --> 01:32:53,600
哎

1990
01:32:56,566 --> 01:32:57,899
开船开岔了

1991
01:32:57,900 --> 01:33:00,600
然后然后说一句哎我真的在拉扯了

1992
01:33:00,600 --> 01:33:02,300
不信你看录像了

1993
01:33:02,700 --> 01:33:04,966
看的就是录像干什么呢

1994
01:33:04,966 --> 01:33:06,899
闪现阿壮零个聪明

1995
01:33:06,900 --> 01:33:08,400
莫非扯也就这样了

1996
01:33:08,400 --> 01:33:11,000
匣子就爱提燕燕医生

1997
01:33:11,000 --> 01:33:12,966
不是医生也可能是

1998
01:33:12,966 --> 01:33:17,833
我今天看了看我打还导致高血压

1999
01:33:23,433 --> 01:33:25,899
哎你们能不能讲讲咋了

2000
01:33:25,900 --> 01:33:27,833
啥T E S输了

2001
01:33:29,633 --> 01:33:32,166
哎要不是哈尔一直都很纯良

2002
01:33:32,166 --> 01:33:34,633
我都怀疑是你来吊我的

2003
01:33:35,133 --> 01:33:36,533
绷不住了

2004
01:33:40,133 --> 01:33:43,399
我掏磨粉生怕那个眼没拆

2005
01:33:44,133 --> 01:33:45,599
啥情况啊

2006
01:33:45,933 --> 01:33:47,133
赢了输了呀

2007
01:33:47,133 --> 01:33:48,999
输了真真的吗

2008
01:33:49,000 --> 01:33:51,500
我不信咋回事呀

2009
01:33:54,600 --> 01:33:56,733
偷我钥匙被偷家

2010
01:33:56,733 --> 01:33:59,166
哎呀接下来竟然悬崖勒马

2011
01:34:11,933 --> 01:34:14,433
今天TS被偷家

2012
01:34:14,433 --> 01:34:15,999
关键那个是真眼

2013
01:34:16,000 --> 01:34:17,933
你跟主播说这主播能懂吗

2014
01:34:17,933 --> 01:34:20,333
主播只是一个不玩游戏的易拉罐

2015
01:34:20,333 --> 01:34:23,199
一个主播说真眼假眼主播能懂吗

2016
01:34:24,700 --> 01:34:26,966
哎我怎么又看到早起人了呀

2017
01:34:26,966 --> 01:34:29,233
而且带着早起人的牌子

2018
01:34:29,233 --> 01:34:31,899
然后来直播间就就

2019
01:34:32,633 --> 01:34:34,599
每次都是大半夜来

2020
01:34:36,800 --> 01:34:39,100
我是一醒来就难受

2021
01:34:39,500 --> 01:34:40,966
我看一下

2022
01:35:03,000 --> 01:35:06,133
我搜出来一些什么乱七八糟的东西

2023
01:35:07,133 --> 01:35:08,899
哦我我看一下

2024
01:35:08,900 --> 01:35:12,166
这个这个这个图贴在屏幕上吧

2025
01:35:14,633 --> 01:35:16,733
啊我我直接我直接发过去吧

2026
01:35:16,733 --> 01:35:18,099
贴屏幕上不太好

2027
01:35:18,100 --> 01:35:21,233
不贴了因为这个东西毕竟是药物

2028
01:35:21,233 --> 01:35:23,633
药物这个东西还挺敏感的

2029
01:35:23,900 --> 01:35:26,500
就我直接我直接发到群里吧

2030
01:35:26,500 --> 01:35:27,333
家人们

2031
01:35:27,400 --> 01:35:31,833
如果有也在国外的可以参考一下嗯

2032
01:35:33,766 --> 01:35:34,566
好

2033
01:35:35,333 --> 01:35:37,966
发到那个应验单推人里面了

2034
01:35:37,966 --> 01:35:40,899
大家有也在国外的可以参考一下哦

2035
01:35:42,033 --> 01:35:43,433
白天你也不播呀

2036
01:35:43,433 --> 01:35:46,133
我播过但是都是在中午

2037
01:35:46,133 --> 01:35:48,366
就11点啊之类的

2038
01:35:48,433 --> 01:35:50,099
10点半之类的

2039
01:35:52,133 --> 01:35:53,566
一年偷两次

2040
01:35:53,566 --> 01:35:55,299
偷博之家

2041
01:35:55,633 --> 01:35:57,433
什么海澜之家

2042
01:35:58,166 --> 01:35:59,899
纯粮不会可以做烟的

2043
01:35:59,900 --> 01:36:00,600
电子宠物

2044
01:36:00,600 --> 01:36:02,600
你可以做我的兼职朋友

2045
01:36:03,533 --> 01:36:04,966
小洋人

2046
01:36:09,900 --> 01:36:13,033
对就是那个什么我们这边都说小孩

2047
01:36:13,033 --> 01:36:14,733
还有一个特别搞笑的段子

2048
01:36:14,733 --> 01:36:18,899
就是一群人聚在一起想想聚餐吗

2049
01:36:18,900 --> 01:36:20,966
然后就他们之间

2050
01:36:21,800 --> 01:36:23,966
彼此想那个试一下

2051
01:36:24,700 --> 01:36:25,600
不是试一下吧

2052
01:36:25,600 --> 01:36:28,600
就是这段时间聚餐不是不好聚吗

2053
01:36:28,733 --> 01:36:30,766
就想在一起吃饭之前

2054
01:36:30,766 --> 01:36:32,833
先开一个快速测试盒子

2055
01:36:32,833 --> 01:36:35,299
测一下自己是阴性还是阳性

2056
01:36:35,800 --> 01:36:39,233
结果发现一大批人就只有一个阴性

2057
01:36:39,233 --> 01:36:41,299
然后就把那个阴性的人打发了

2058
01:36:41,300 --> 01:36:43,333
这帮阳性的人在一起

2059
01:36:43,933 --> 01:36:47,133
开心的吃了一顿饭然后各回各家

2060
01:36:48,533 --> 01:36:50,833
这边现在就离谱到这种程度了

2061
01:36:50,833 --> 01:36:52,533
这这一轮真的是

2062
01:36:52,533 --> 01:36:55,599
以前都没有听说过说身边有人什么

2063
01:36:56,100 --> 01:36:58,900
真的得了只是一个确诊数字

2064
01:36:58,900 --> 01:37:00,733
但这一轮真的是就会有什么

2065
01:37:00,800 --> 01:37:02,500
哎呀我朋友的朋友啊

2066
01:37:02,500 --> 01:37:04,433
什么我学长的学姐啊这种

2067
01:37:04,433 --> 01:37:05,733
这种就在身边的人

2068
01:37:05,733 --> 01:37:06,766
然后得了

2069
01:37:07,366 --> 01:37:09,233
就挺挺那个啥的

2070
01:37:09,800 --> 01:37:11,633
小羊人是啥意思呀

2071
01:37:11,633 --> 01:37:12,966
不是羊人吗

2072
01:37:12,966 --> 01:37:16,099
羊就是那个羊间的那个羊吗

2073
01:37:16,100 --> 01:37:17,300
太阳的羊

2074
01:37:17,333 --> 01:37:20,833
小羊人就是小羊人

2075
01:37:20,900 --> 01:37:22,433
羊性的人

2076
01:37:23,166 --> 01:37:24,933
一个调侃的说法

2077
01:37:24,933 --> 01:37:26,699
就核酸检测快速测试

2078
01:37:26,700 --> 01:37:29,000
阳性的人管自己叫小羊人

2079
01:37:29,533 --> 01:37:31,333
什么叫有毛病啊

2080
01:37:32,100 --> 01:37:33,433
主播你能骂我吗

2081
01:37:33,433 --> 01:37:34,733
给你球啪啪

2082
01:37:36,233 --> 01:37:38,899
我这里每天2万多持续十几天

2083
01:37:38,900 --> 01:37:40,400
全国一共500万人口

2084
01:37:40,400 --> 01:37:42,566
有一说一能回来还是回来吧

2085
01:37:42,566 --> 01:37:44,699
不过就多半这个时间

2086
01:37:44,700 --> 01:37:46,700
在外国的多半也是回不来

2087
01:37:49,633 --> 01:37:53,533
燕子回家后我熬夜都要躲着了

2088
01:37:53,733 --> 01:37:57,499
正确的正确的应该多多休息

2089
01:37:58,366 --> 01:38:00,633
这就是群体免疫这没办法

2090
01:38:00,633 --> 01:38:03,033
这群体免疫其实我觉得也挺扯的

2091
01:38:04,200 --> 01:38:05,766
我是不赞同的

2092
01:38:06,400 --> 01:38:07,933
差评入场

2093
01:38:08,100 --> 01:38:09,633
椰子的手做饼干

2094
01:38:09,633 --> 01:38:11,999
这辈子一次是做不到了

2095
01:38:12,333 --> 01:38:14,199
但你们如果有在那个啊

2096
01:38:14,200 --> 01:38:16,000
不行在北美也不行

2097
01:38:16,566 --> 01:38:20,766
饼干这东西保质期最多也就一周吧

2098
01:38:21,400 --> 01:38:22,600
在北美也不行啊

2099
01:38:22,600 --> 01:38:24,633
北美也没法给你们寄过去

2100
01:38:25,800 --> 01:38:29,300
今天要调生物钟晚安爷爷晚安家人们

2101
01:38:29,300 --> 01:38:32,033
你半夜两点睡调生物钟呀

2102
01:38:33,733 --> 01:38:36,366
手作饼干送回来今天被海关逮捕

2103
01:38:36,366 --> 01:38:37,799
你就这么看不起我吗

2104
01:38:37,800 --> 01:38:40,333
我往你的那个手作饼干里面加一些

2105
01:38:40,333 --> 01:38:41,433
奇怪的东西

2106
01:38:45,966 --> 01:38:48,966
就你们还不认可主播做饭的能力啊

2107
01:38:48,966 --> 01:38:51,133
我都已经把室友拿下了

2108
01:38:51,133 --> 01:38:53,433
你们你们还不认可主播做饭的能力

2109
01:38:53,433 --> 01:38:54,533
主播要闹了

2110
01:38:55,233 --> 01:38:56,299
燕子会评价的

2111
01:38:56,300 --> 01:38:57,700
另一个燕子得了白蛋

2112
01:38:57,700 --> 01:39:00,200
那不是今年最快出瓜的白蛋吗

2113
01:39:02,400 --> 01:39:04,200
像我们都已经放弃

2114
01:39:04,200 --> 01:39:06,533
请一定往我的饼干里吐口水

2115
01:39:06,533 --> 01:39:09,399
你有没有听说过一种一种情况

2116
01:39:09,400 --> 01:39:10,233
就是什么呢

2117
01:39:10,233 --> 01:39:12,366
就是欢迎不遗忘你就是

2118
01:39:13,333 --> 01:39:14,233
呃

2119
01:39:14,733 --> 01:39:17,566
你越想要什么我就越不给你什么

2120
01:39:18,633 --> 01:39:19,433
呵呵

2121
01:39:20,333 --> 01:39:22,366
燕子什么时候可以把我拿下来

2122
01:39:22,366 --> 01:39:25,199
你真是想得美一人一句呵呵好吧

2123
01:39:27,766 --> 01:39:30,933
什么贤妻良母我就是比较喜欢人肉

2124
01:39:30,933 --> 01:39:31,833
做饭吗在这边

2125
01:39:31,833 --> 01:39:34,333
也没法出去吃也没法点外卖了

2126
01:39:34,333 --> 01:39:36,333
然后什么叫

2127
01:39:37,033 --> 01:39:39,833
这个绝境咪呀

2128
01:39:41,833 --> 01:39:43,899
那我想要你的饼干了

2129
01:39:43,900 --> 01:39:45,166
那就不给你

2130
01:39:46,300 --> 01:39:48,700
燕子的意思是除了匣子的

2131
01:39:49,033 --> 01:39:51,133
全都吐个口水

2132
01:39:51,333 --> 01:39:54,599
嗯嗯嗯忙着跟匣子兑现一下

2133
01:39:54,600 --> 01:39:56,100
逻辑制洽不了

2134
01:39:56,600 --> 01:39:57,233
一一

2135
01:39:57,233 --> 01:39:59,733
我在他第一个视频看第二个就关注

2136
01:39:59,733 --> 01:40:01,133
结果到现在才知道

2137
01:40:01,133 --> 01:40:03,099
有些瓜都隐藏的很深

2138
01:40:03,700 --> 01:40:05,333
就有些人不是百大

2139
01:40:05,333 --> 01:40:07,533
一辈子没法没人去挖他们的瓜

2140
01:40:07,533 --> 01:40:10,299
一是百大然后就就有人去挖了

2141
01:40:10,300 --> 01:40:11,333
其实很多

2142
01:40:11,500 --> 01:40:12,700
很大的主都是

2143
01:40:12,700 --> 01:40:15,633
你要不挖的话你都不知道他有啥问题

2144
01:40:15,633 --> 01:40:19,333
然后你一挖的话他就他就他就有问题

2145
01:40:21,200 --> 01:40:22,400
晚上好晚上好

2146
01:40:22,400 --> 01:40:23,533
人怕聪明

2147
01:40:23,533 --> 01:40:24,499
还真是

2148
01:40:25,100 --> 01:40:28,100
总感觉尾巴会转起来跟直升机一样

2149
01:40:29,300 --> 01:40:31,433
呜哈哈哈

2150
01:40:32,400 --> 01:40:33,300
呜

2151
01:40:33,733 --> 01:40:37,033
和你猜了又猜想过再想决定分开

2152
01:40:37,100 --> 01:40:37,766
为什么

2153
01:40:37,766 --> 01:40:41,499
我们的结局首先是这个已经过期了

2154
01:40:41,500 --> 01:40:44,166
这个跟跟朋友写情侣黄鳝

2155
01:40:44,333 --> 01:40:47,633
然后是熬夜不开播经济身体是吧

2156
01:40:47,633 --> 01:40:49,199
然后直播白了

2157
01:40:49,833 --> 01:40:52,566
最后是一个一人串一揪

2158
01:40:53,166 --> 01:40:53,533
对吧

2159
01:40:53,533 --> 01:40:56,633
熬夜开播了不珍惜身体头等大事

2160
01:40:56,633 --> 01:40:57,933
那不行那不一样

2161
01:40:57,933 --> 01:41:01,499
长大才不只看见车门在我面前

2162
01:41:01,966 --> 01:41:02,999
你的光

2163
01:41:05,233 --> 01:41:06,233
老有节奏

2164
01:41:06,233 --> 01:41:07,933
那玩意老有节奏

2165
01:41:07,933 --> 01:41:10,499
然后我就那个直接给解了

2166
01:41:10,500 --> 01:41:12,000
好吧我就跟朋友解了

2167
01:41:12,000 --> 01:41:14,133
本来之前跟一个女生开的

2168
01:41:14,366 --> 01:41:17,633
然后你们老老提老提

2169
01:41:17,633 --> 01:41:20,099
然后这个我就找他找他说话

2170
01:41:20,100 --> 01:41:21,233
然后就给解了

2171
01:41:22,500 --> 01:41:24,100
没有我自己挖的呀

2172
01:41:24,566 --> 01:41:25,966
我这一配置掉

2173
01:41:30,700 --> 01:41:32,933
哎怎么就我真的无语了

2174
01:41:32,933 --> 01:41:33,933
我今天给你

2175
01:41:36,000 --> 01:41:38,166
其次是一周毕业四次

2176
01:41:38,166 --> 01:41:41,399
四次这么少吗不是应该7天吗

2177
01:41:43,000 --> 01:41:44,600
我要配分手了

2178
01:41:45,766 --> 01:41:46,733
已经一抹

2179
01:41:52,333 --> 01:41:54,333
没办法呀老有节奏了呀

2180
01:41:54,333 --> 01:41:56,333
你们有天天天天在良木

2181
01:41:56,333 --> 01:41:57,566
我良木我

2182
01:42:00,233 --> 01:42:01,399
怎么可能就

2183
01:42:01,400 --> 01:42:03,033
只播了4天

2184
01:42:04,900 --> 01:42:07,700
米亚米亚把我的精神束缚在直播间

2185
01:42:07,700 --> 01:42:09,233
你是丁福林吗

2186
01:42:09,233 --> 01:42:10,533
你别哈我

2187
01:42:10,566 --> 01:42:12,533
我最近一直在看那个

2188
01:42:12,533 --> 01:42:14,699
那个那个什么小说

2189
01:42:14,766 --> 01:42:17,899
看那个那种灵异的小说

2190
01:42:17,933 --> 01:42:19,199
哎说起来呀

2191
01:42:20,100 --> 01:42:21,500
我这小说从

2192
01:42:21,900 --> 01:42:27,133
去年12月20多号开始看一直看到今天

2193
01:42:27,133 --> 01:42:28,599
看了20多天

2194
01:42:28,766 --> 01:42:31,033
然后才追平更新

2195
01:42:31,733 --> 01:42:34,233
现在看的可慢可慢的了

2196
01:42:34,233 --> 01:42:36,766
一天也就看那么十来分钟

2197
01:42:37,600 --> 01:42:40,166
点歌七友点歌钟无艳

2198
01:42:40,166 --> 01:42:41,299
你真要点啊

2199
01:42:41,300 --> 01:42:42,700
灵异小说

2200
01:42:42,700 --> 01:42:45,200
你们真是诡计多端的灵啊

2201
01:42:46,900 --> 01:42:49,200
能不能别放这悲伤的歌呀

2202
01:42:49,200 --> 01:42:51,133
本来主播好不容易有点状态

2203
01:42:51,133 --> 01:42:54,199
你放悲伤的歌把主播的快乐都打散了

2204
01:42:54,633 --> 01:42:57,433
真是因合作方要求

2205
01:42:57,433 --> 01:43:01,233
您所在的地区暂时无法添加播放七友

2206
01:43:03,033 --> 01:43:04,333
钟无念

2207
01:43:08,533 --> 01:43:09,566
合作方要求

2208
01:43:09,566 --> 01:43:11,766
您所在的地区暂时无法听见播放

2209
01:43:11,766 --> 01:43:13,399
他今天又又逆天了

2210
01:43:13,400 --> 01:43:14,333
别管他了

2211
01:43:14,333 --> 01:43:17,399
这个音乐软件一会能播一会不能播

2212
01:43:17,400 --> 01:43:19,933
最后的弹幕的话听出来没见了

2213
01:43:21,300 --> 01:43:23,166
怎么就还是分开了

2214
01:43:23,166 --> 01:43:24,533
什么你看的啥

2215
01:43:24,533 --> 01:43:25,899
我看的那个

2216
01:43:26,200 --> 01:43:27,766
那个叫什么来着

2217
01:43:28,533 --> 01:43:31,899
你们你们应该没看过叫叫神秘复苏

2218
01:43:34,766 --> 01:43:37,933
然后追平了之后觉得没意思不好看

2219
01:43:37,933 --> 01:43:40,166
然后看京城乐园去了

2220
01:43:40,766 --> 01:43:43,333
主播一会评价没有杯子烧了

2221
01:43:43,333 --> 01:43:44,933
但你还可以开超市啊

2222
01:43:44,933 --> 01:43:46,099
你可以可以在

2223
01:43:46,400 --> 01:43:48,633
在评论区肆无忌惮的表达

2224
01:43:48,633 --> 01:43:50,833
你对超市的喜爱跟向往

2225
01:43:52,200 --> 01:43:55,033
等下给小微送温暖都来了

2226
01:43:56,533 --> 01:43:57,699
给小微送温暖

2227
01:43:57,700 --> 01:43:59,600
我现在还不够小微是吧

2228
01:43:59,600 --> 01:44:01,400
小说是吧为啥不行

2229
01:44:01,700 --> 01:44:03,766
谁是沙音的爸爸

2230
01:44:05,000 --> 01:44:07,633
怎么还有沙音的爸爸呀我操

2231
01:44:07,633 --> 01:44:11,233
谢谢你是你是香菜吗

2232
01:44:11,433 --> 01:44:12,633
是香菜吗

2233
01:44:13,733 --> 01:44:16,399
谢谢沙音的爸爸的牛蛙牛蛙饭

2234
01:44:16,400 --> 01:44:18,600
感谢红灯你安利来做

2235
01:44:21,533 --> 01:44:24,133
还真是你看我都猜到了

2236
01:44:24,233 --> 01:44:24,966
前面付出快

2237
01:44:24,966 --> 01:44:28,033
200张没看真真不好看真不好看

2238
01:44:28,600 --> 01:44:30,966
三天为了生活向现实低头

2239
01:44:30,966 --> 01:44:32,233
低头感觉浪费了一周

2240
01:44:32,233 --> 01:44:34,033
真不好看这东西

2241
01:44:36,333 --> 01:44:40,633
谢谢香菜的牛蛙牛蛙饭感谢燕宝真棒

2242
01:44:40,900 --> 01:44:43,233
我对你这个头像有印象

2243
01:44:43,566 --> 01:44:45,399
主播这改名怎么猜出来

2244
01:44:45,400 --> 01:44:46,366
靠第六感吗

2245
01:44:46,366 --> 01:44:47,399
还真是

2246
01:44:48,200 --> 01:44:50,733
呃三分推测7分猜

2247
01:44:55,200 --> 01:44:56,733
真能看出来的

2248
01:44:56,733 --> 01:44:57,566
好吧

2249
01:44:58,433 --> 01:45:01,133
没有些人改名其实我是能看出来

2250
01:45:02,933 --> 01:45:04,099
哪天我也改个名

2251
01:45:04,100 --> 01:45:07,133
但你们如果就也不带我熟悉的牌子

2252
01:45:07,133 --> 01:45:08,499
也不是我熟悉的名字

2253
01:45:08,500 --> 01:45:10,166
也不是我熟悉的头像

2254
01:45:10,333 --> 01:45:13,433
说话也不是我熟悉的样子那我可能就

2255
01:45:14,100 --> 01:45:16,366
那我可能就看不出来了

2256
01:45:16,366 --> 01:45:18,133
这太高难度了

2257
01:45:18,133 --> 01:45:20,199
主播能看出来我改名显示谁吗

2258
01:45:20,200 --> 01:45:21,500
你不是一直都是

2259
01:45:21,800 --> 01:45:23,300
我一直都是香草

2260
01:45:24,300 --> 01:45:27,933
香草改改个名两句弹幕味道就漏了

2261
01:45:28,133 --> 01:45:30,099
香草都不用主播识别出来

2262
01:45:30,100 --> 01:45:32,566
我记香草开小号来钓鱼的时候

2263
01:45:33,566 --> 01:45:35,233
弹幕先认出来的

2264
01:45:35,233 --> 01:45:36,833
我也改名了你

2265
01:45:41,300 --> 01:45:43,233
主播能看看我改名之前是谁

2266
01:45:43,233 --> 01:45:45,966
你改名之前是儒雅随和郑老爷

2267
01:45:48,933 --> 01:45:51,599
主播还记得我身份证号吗

2268
01:45:51,600 --> 01:45:53,766
我为什么会教你身份证号啊

2269
01:45:57,800 --> 01:45:59,600
又蠢又烂还真是

2270
01:46:08,966 --> 01:46:10,533
已经被卖掉了吗

2271
01:46:10,533 --> 01:46:11,966
什么叫已售蛋

2272
01:46:16,500 --> 01:46:19,200
主播记得我手机号码我发给你过来不

2273
01:46:19,200 --> 01:46:21,500
就是那个那个那个这个

2274
01:46:22,333 --> 01:46:27,933
嗯这个15522894962我记得了你放心啊

2275
01:46:28,533 --> 01:46:29,366
你放心啊

2276
01:46:29,366 --> 01:46:30,633
我当然记得了

2277
01:46:31,633 --> 01:46:35,433
点歌今天点歌机坏了今天点歌机坏了

2278
01:46:35,433 --> 01:46:36,799
随缘点歌

2279
01:46:43,633 --> 01:46:46,166
我还记得我背上纹的地图吗

2280
01:46:46,166 --> 01:46:47,499
这问题你得问问

2281
01:46:47,500 --> 01:46:50,833
你得问问家乐或者是那个香草

2282
01:46:50,933 --> 01:46:52,366
你问我是没有用的

2283
01:46:52,366 --> 01:46:54,799
你要不就问问问问郑老爷吧

2284
01:46:54,966 --> 01:46:56,699
这几个人比较有可能记得

2285
01:46:56,700 --> 01:46:58,166
只要再再多的话

2286
01:46:58,166 --> 01:46:59,799
我可能也不太知道

2287
01:46:59,800 --> 01:47:00,600
毕竟

2288
01:47:00,600 --> 01:47:03,200
这个每个人都有自己的秘密跟隐私啊

2289
01:47:03,200 --> 01:47:05,333
我只知道你找我肯定是找错人了

2290
01:47:05,333 --> 01:47:07,999
但是这个你问问郑老爷吧

2291
01:47:08,133 --> 01:47:09,366
他可能会记得

2292
01:47:12,133 --> 01:47:14,166
偷塔一下看直播间

2293
01:47:14,233 --> 01:47:18,999
说对了没有弱子龙的跳出来全靠你

2294
01:47:20,000 --> 01:47:22,800
哎呀主播的KFC主播外卖到了

2295
01:47:22,800 --> 01:47:24,700
等下给主播下个播啊

2296
01:47:24,766 --> 01:47:26,166
昨天我们交流了一下

2297
01:47:26,166 --> 01:47:27,433
我发现我三个室友

2298
01:47:27,433 --> 01:47:29,833
他们做饭都是为了好吃

2299
01:47:29,833 --> 01:47:31,966
而我做饭是为了省钱

2300
01:47:33,366 --> 01:47:35,933
我做饭是为了省钱

2301
01:47:49,433 --> 01:47:51,733
烟烟我相信是我一份

2302
01:47:51,733 --> 01:47:52,933
真有人要唱呀

2303
01:47:52,933 --> 01:47:53,933
等会我找一下

2304
01:47:53,933 --> 01:47:55,633
哦等一下

2305
01:47:57,133 --> 01:47:58,933
是谁要陷害我呀

2306
01:47:59,000 --> 01:48:01,300
大队长你要陷害我是吧

2307
01:48:01,366 --> 01:48:03,133
就喜欢开玩笑

2308
01:48:03,600 --> 01:48:06,366
主播还记得原周内小视频后20位

2309
01:48:06,366 --> 01:48:11,899
我就只记得那个3.1415926535

2310
01:48:11,900 --> 01:48:13,566
然后后面不知道了

2311
01:48:14,433 --> 01:48:16,499
我是演唱会倒数第二个数字

2312
01:48:16,500 --> 01:48:18,433
别问逆天问题行不行

2313
01:48:25,433 --> 01:48:28,433
这个我还真记得还真有人记得呀

2314
01:48:28,966 --> 01:48:30,899
我刚刚打电话被骂了

2315
01:48:30,900 --> 01:48:32,500
不知道有什么程度吗

2316
01:48:32,500 --> 01:48:34,166
该骂的好

2317
01:48:34,166 --> 01:48:36,133
大半夜给人打电话

2318
01:48:37,600 --> 01:48:38,766
真是6啊

2319
01:48:39,433 --> 01:48:42,533
八九你们干嘛呢

2320
01:48:44,333 --> 01:48:46,099
让我查一下好吧

2321
01:48:46,200 --> 01:48:52,100
圆周率圆圆周率第20位

2322
01:48:54,033 --> 01:48:55,166
是什么

2323
01:48:59,933 --> 01:49:01,366
4好吧

2324
01:49:02,733 --> 01:49:09,999
3.1415926535897932384

2325
01:49:11,366 --> 01:49:13,133
都什么文盲呀

2326
01:49:13,133 --> 01:49:14,599
全错谁呀

2327
01:49:14,600 --> 01:49:17,300
真的0真的86

2328
01:49:19,333 --> 01:49:21,333
你们在这买彩票呢

2329
01:49:21,366 --> 01:49:22,966
身份证4都弄错了

2330
01:49:22,966 --> 01:49:25,199
因为人真的是废辣不堪

2331
01:49:25,200 --> 01:49:26,966
好吧好事

2332
01:49:30,700 --> 01:49:32,233
你先把三算一下

2333
01:49:32,233 --> 01:49:35,833
百度圆周率第20位就是就是那个

2334
01:49:36,300 --> 01:49:37,800
这个就是四

2335
01:49:42,966 --> 01:49:43,933
特别是4

2336
01:49:43,933 --> 01:49:45,433
好吧好4

2337
01:49:53,900 --> 01:49:56,400
小数点后真小数点后呀

2338
01:49:56,400 --> 01:49:57,800
不是第20位吗

2339
01:49:57,800 --> 01:49:58,500
就是6啊

2340
01:49:58,500 --> 01:50:00,233
他说的小数点后呀

2341
01:50:00,500 --> 01:50:02,200
嗯小数点后吗

2342
01:50:03,366 --> 01:50:04,166
哼

2343
01:50:04,933 --> 01:50:07,033
那是第21位吗

2344
01:50:07,200 --> 01:50:10,000
呃呃接下来主播注毙了

2345
01:50:13,533 --> 01:50:16,433
我也就这样了凭什么主播也就这样

2346
01:50:27,833 --> 01:50:30,299
主播着急得意的样子被人发

2347
01:50:30,300 --> 01:50:32,500
小主播被你反杀了是吧

2348
01:50:35,000 --> 01:50:44,233
3.141592653589793323846

2349
01:50:47,233 --> 01:50:49,399
纯乐人请问主播是什么猫吗

2350
01:50:49,400 --> 01:50:50,600
纯乐人气

2351
01:50:51,133 --> 01:50:54,499
主播是一只大尾巴猫猫那也不是人

2352
01:50:54,500 --> 01:50:55,633
是人是人

2353
01:50:55,633 --> 01:50:57,233
主播什么时候来个百大嘛

2354
01:50:57,233 --> 01:50:59,033
这主播这数学还难百大

2355
01:51:00,300 --> 01:51:01,700
哎呀快要下播了

2356
01:51:01,700 --> 01:51:03,033
这么这么这么快

2357
01:51:03,033 --> 01:51:05,233
又到了快要下播的时间

2358
01:51:05,233 --> 01:51:06,033
家人们

2359
01:51:07,300 --> 01:51:09,933
主播是橘猫我不是橘猫

2360
01:51:09,933 --> 01:51:12,833
我只是一只可爱的大尾巴猫咪

2361
01:51:13,300 --> 01:51:15,133
家人们我去研究

2362
01:51:15,400 --> 01:51:19,733
一场椰子手机号早晚有天能打通

2363
01:51:21,166 --> 01:51:24,599
主播不是白来猫咪什么快下播

2364
01:51:24,600 --> 01:51:27,200
晚安你也886你怎么这么迫不及待呀

2365
01:51:27,200 --> 01:51:28,833
你要去什么地方啊

2366
01:51:29,933 --> 01:51:31,133
你要什么地方啊

2367
01:51:31,133 --> 01:51:33,499
上播迟到下播准时是吧

2368
01:51:34,600 --> 01:51:36,566
没有啊没有准时下呀

2369
01:51:36,633 --> 01:51:38,033
这不是还在播吗

2370
01:51:40,800 --> 01:51:42,500
欢迎浅笑黄昏

2371
01:51:44,133 --> 01:51:46,966
为啥我今天推荐的这些歌都这么这么

2372
01:51:46,966 --> 01:51:47,766
这么

2373
01:51:48,000 --> 01:51:48,800
这么

2374
01:51:50,400 --> 01:51:52,233
哎呀说不上来好还是不好

2375
01:51:52,233 --> 01:51:53,966
怎么这么悲伤呀

2376
01:51:54,966 --> 01:51:56,333
这是为什么呢

2377
01:51:58,700 --> 01:52:01,600
哎对这个下播前给大家

2378
01:52:02,566 --> 01:52:04,633
给大家看个好玩的东西

2379
01:52:16,333 --> 01:52:17,633
你们稍等一下

2380
01:52:28,700 --> 01:52:31,133
那个魔法少女的衣服吗

2381
01:52:31,133 --> 01:52:34,433
要么因为想表现一些呃

2382
01:52:34,800 --> 01:52:37,966
学习一些其他的魔法所以说

2383
01:52:43,533 --> 01:52:44,399
再晚点

2384
01:52:45,200 --> 01:52:48,400
哎呀我不下播想让猫可以的呀

2385
01:52:48,433 --> 01:52:50,099
来摸你的头

2386
01:52:51,166 --> 01:52:53,399
尾巴这么长这么大的中学包

2387
01:52:53,400 --> 01:52:57,166
那是因为我有我有我有特殊的能力

2388
01:52:57,433 --> 01:52:59,366
我有特别的能力

2389
01:53:17,500 --> 01:53:21,200
那个因为想表现这个魔法的状态

2390
01:53:21,200 --> 01:53:22,400
然后跟妈妈说

2391
01:53:22,400 --> 01:53:24,966
要不然我们加一个那个按键动画吧

2392
01:53:24,966 --> 01:53:28,166
就是能凭空变出来那个单品

2393
01:53:28,166 --> 01:53:31,733
你把手放在按在侧脸上然后可以

2394
01:53:31,900 --> 01:53:32,500
可以

2395
01:53:32,500 --> 01:53:36,000
一阵光芒过后自己变出来一个眼镜啊

2396
01:53:36,000 --> 01:53:36,833
这样子

2397
01:53:38,900 --> 01:53:39,700
这个逼唱的

2398
01:53:39,700 --> 01:53:40,833
怎么这么硬颈啊

2399
01:53:40,833 --> 01:53:44,299
就是那种美少女全身变的那种感觉

2400
01:53:45,366 --> 01:53:47,799
结果这个我跟

2401
01:53:47,800 --> 01:53:50,200
我跟画师表达了我想要的单品

2402
01:53:50,200 --> 01:53:50,833
眼镜之后

2403
01:53:50,833 --> 01:53:52,499
他给我画成了一个

2404
01:53:54,600 --> 01:53:57,133
意思好像要挂在路灯上的形象

2405
01:54:14,166 --> 01:54:17,433
对对对在家有高礼貌好吧

2406
01:54:25,333 --> 01:54:28,033
我要我要给自己挂那个燕子

2407
01:54:28,033 --> 01:54:31,033
别的话我上路灯的时候我抬一手你

2408
01:54:31,700 --> 01:54:34,600
你给我挂在路灯上还打蝴蝶结是吧

2409
01:54:34,600 --> 01:54:37,100
小仙女的路灯真是决绝子

2410
01:54:37,100 --> 01:54:40,100
今天那个挂在最亮的灯泡下面

2411
01:54:40,100 --> 01:54:41,700
脖子上还有蝴蝶结

2412
01:54:42,533 --> 01:54:44,533
给我鱼也送走喽

2413
01:54:47,933 --> 01:54:49,299
什么路灯王啊

2414
01:54:49,300 --> 01:54:51,233
没有后面改了后面改了

2415
01:54:51,233 --> 01:54:53,366
不是这样的不是这样的这个

2416
01:54:53,366 --> 01:54:56,366
这只是第一版的设定啊不是这样的

2417
01:54:57,033 --> 01:55:00,099
后面改的可爱多了家人们

2418
01:55:01,633 --> 01:55:03,566
后面改成那种萌妹

2419
01:55:03,566 --> 01:55:06,333
大眼大大镜框的那种

2420
01:55:06,333 --> 01:55:07,833
放心啊放心

2421
01:55:15,366 --> 01:55:17,433
今天今天谁也发光了

2422
01:55:18,966 --> 01:55:22,599
放个那个什么山山林当事吧

2423
01:55:23,233 --> 01:55:26,499
这个歌太逆天了不行不能再听了

2424
01:55:28,233 --> 01:55:31,599
还有7天你的毕冬装到底做不做的好

2425
01:55:31,600 --> 01:55:33,633
不到啊不到

2426
01:55:35,000 --> 01:55:37,733
这问题我也没招

2427
01:55:37,733 --> 01:55:40,999
因为也不是我做我只能负责给钱

2428
01:55:42,033 --> 01:55:44,233
越催越慢越慢越催

2429
01:55:44,900 --> 01:55:46,400
应该差不多吧

2430
01:55:47,766 --> 01:55:49,933
我不好说我也不知道哎

2431
01:55:54,400 --> 01:55:56,100
来首高兴点的歌

2432
01:55:56,100 --> 01:55:56,933
这个可以吗

2433
01:56:00,033 --> 01:56:01,899
没有正月还有新衣服呢

2434
01:56:01,900 --> 01:56:04,133
这个加布那套衣服已经确定生日

2435
01:56:04,133 --> 01:56:05,233
应该画不完了

2436
01:56:05,233 --> 01:56:08,566
所以就算他画完了应该妈也做不完了

2437
01:56:08,566 --> 01:56:10,933
所以应该应该是到那个

2438
01:56:11,933 --> 01:56:13,133
今年的时候吧

2439
01:56:13,400 --> 01:56:16,133
你也麻麻的我拆分还没拿到

2440
01:56:17,633 --> 01:56:19,499
能不能让拆分快一点啊

2441
01:56:19,500 --> 01:56:21,333
不行我再花钱找一个吧

2442
01:56:21,333 --> 01:56:23,433
我再找一个然后让他拆快点

2443
01:56:23,433 --> 01:56:24,766
俩人给你一起拆

2444
01:56:27,400 --> 01:56:29,600
能不能变身超级少林

2445
01:56:29,600 --> 01:56:31,366
这个你得问大漠主播

2446
01:56:32,100 --> 01:56:33,333
不管这个了

2447
01:56:34,733 --> 01:56:36,133
你玩玩的

2448
01:56:36,966 --> 01:56:38,033
冬装美好

2449
01:56:38,033 --> 01:56:40,833
魔法少女妈妈忘了不会新衣服系了

2450
01:56:40,833 --> 01:56:43,099
没事冬装比魔法少女快点

2451
01:56:43,233 --> 01:56:46,633
魔法少女画成成图的话得十五号

2452
01:56:46,633 --> 01:56:49,499
十六号应该来不及做了

2453
01:56:53,733 --> 01:56:54,966
我让那个魔法

2454
01:56:54,966 --> 01:56:58,699
少女妈妈先先加了那个其他的配件

2455
01:56:58,700 --> 01:57:02,300
就一些手啊然后袖子啊这些配件

2456
01:57:02,300 --> 01:57:03,833
让他先把它画出来

2457
01:57:05,600 --> 01:57:08,433
主播能不能变身成超级肌肉

2458
01:57:10,966 --> 01:57:12,766
怎么就那什么了

2459
01:57:13,100 --> 01:57:14,533
两套新衣服只剩一套

2460
01:57:14,533 --> 01:57:15,799
另一套也坏呀

2461
01:57:15,800 --> 01:57:18,200
只是没法当天一起发布了

2462
01:57:18,200 --> 01:57:21,000
那就得再找一个地方情人节吧

2463
01:57:21,000 --> 01:57:22,133
情人节你们觉得咋样

2464
01:57:22,133 --> 01:57:23,433
情人节啥时候来着

2465
01:57:23,566 --> 01:57:25,599
啊不对情人节过年呢

2466
01:57:25,800 --> 01:57:29,933
you are not alone that's making we should pass it around

2467
01:57:30,133 --> 01:57:34,166
like the sun in the sky a kind of love

2468
01:57:36,766 --> 01:57:41,433
kiss me哎今年为什么这这这正月二十九

2469
01:57:41,433 --> 01:57:44,433
正月初一 2月1号

2470
01:57:45,966 --> 01:57:47,366
2月14号

2471
01:57:48,366 --> 01:57:50,799
那就过过新年的时候发吧

2472
01:57:50,800 --> 01:57:53,333
过新年的时候肯定能发出来了

2473
01:57:54,800 --> 01:57:57,033
烟神赐我一个少林吧

2474
01:57:57,033 --> 01:57:58,133
情人节谁有空看

2475
01:57:58,133 --> 01:58:00,366
烟仔你确定你真没空啊

2476
01:58:00,833 --> 01:58:02,099
你再想想

2477
01:58:02,600 --> 01:58:05,133
呵呵你再想想

2478
01:58:06,766 --> 01:58:08,833
情人节那不是抽不了空

2479
01:58:08,833 --> 01:58:11,199
情人节是元宵节前一天

2480
01:58:11,200 --> 01:58:13,133
那我们一起来吃汤圆吧

2481
01:58:16,133 --> 01:58:17,799
没有因为因为

2482
01:58:18,200 --> 01:58:20,966
这个在下面怕影响他们上课

2483
01:58:21,766 --> 01:58:23,566
kiss me before

2484
01:58:23,700 --> 01:58:24,933
Sunrise

2485
01:58:25,333 --> 01:58:27,099
让妈妈把堵塞盖住

2486
01:58:27,133 --> 01:58:28,433
哈哈哈

2487
01:58:28,533 --> 01:58:30,633
什么什么什么葫芦娃

2488
01:58:31,000 --> 01:58:34,533
我不行但燕子必须要播不播就举办

2489
01:58:34,966 --> 01:58:36,733
你不看我我就不播

2490
01:58:37,533 --> 01:58:40,499
干什么我天天可以看直播

2491
01:58:40,500 --> 01:58:42,833
主播对舅姥爷的伴侣状态了如指掌

2492
01:58:42,833 --> 01:58:45,433
我对你们大半夜的还在看我直播间

2493
01:58:45,433 --> 01:58:48,199
一次是伴侣状态全部了如指掌

2494
01:58:49,800 --> 01:58:51,900
我好像对你们全都了如指掌

2495
01:58:51,900 --> 01:58:53,200
燕子知道个屁

2496
01:58:57,133 --> 01:58:59,299
你这样会显得我很尴尬好吧

2497
01:59:03,166 --> 01:59:04,599
你这样会显得我

2498
01:59:04,600 --> 01:59:07,600
我我我这个人定位有点尴尬

2499
01:59:07,733 --> 01:59:10,133
it could change this war

2500
01:59:11,300 --> 01:59:13,400
主播把我刷夜猫了

2501
01:59:13,833 --> 01:59:16,233
咋了我对你们都挺了不起这样

2502
01:59:16,300 --> 01:59:19,200
你们对我也假如这样啥问题

2503
01:59:21,433 --> 01:59:22,333
啊

2504
01:59:23,966 --> 01:59:25,766
哎呀

2505
01:59:29,600 --> 01:59:33,100
可以做一个红色小肚兜上面有福字撇

2506
01:59:33,100 --> 01:59:35,933
你其实不在意那个什么什么颜色

2507
01:59:36,000 --> 01:59:37,700
你也不在意写啥字

2508
01:59:37,800 --> 01:59:39,633
你就想看穿肚兜是吧

2509
01:59:39,633 --> 01:59:42,333
你个鸡你快开始吧

2510
01:59:43,133 --> 01:59:44,233
很喜欢

2511
01:59:44,766 --> 01:59:46,533
滴滴47的一句话

2512
01:59:46,533 --> 01:59:48,533
你搞清楚自己的定位没有

2513
01:59:48,533 --> 01:59:50,233
你搞清楚自己定位没有

2514
01:59:50,700 --> 01:59:52,166
正经人谁过情人节

2515
01:59:52,166 --> 01:59:54,133
怎么可以做一个秋裤屁吗

2516
01:59:54,400 --> 01:59:55,633
没人看呢

2517
01:59:55,833 --> 01:59:58,199
有人看的话我就做没人看

2518
02:00:01,166 --> 02:00:02,733
不是肚兜不是肚兜

2519
02:00:02,733 --> 02:00:04,166
主要过年要集福字

2520
02:00:04,166 --> 02:00:05,566
我站在福字上面

2521
02:00:05,566 --> 02:00:07,966
站在脑袋上顶两个字敬业是吧

2522
02:00:07,966 --> 02:00:08,766
然后你们就

2523
02:00:08,933 --> 02:00:11,333
你们就搞那个过年集五福

2524
02:00:11,333 --> 02:00:12,733
我就把这个肚兜一穿

2525
02:00:12,733 --> 02:00:14,799
然后你们对着屏幕上那个福字

2526
02:00:14,800 --> 02:00:16,700
就开始框框扫二维码

2527
02:00:16,733 --> 02:00:18,899
谁扫到敬业福了谁就给我上一个

2528
02:00:18,900 --> 02:00:20,000
见长好吧

2529
02:00:21,900 --> 02:00:24,600
今天声音有点不一样啊可能

2530
02:00:24,600 --> 02:00:27,000
可能就嗓子状态不好吧

2531
02:00:28,500 --> 02:00:30,300
今天嗓子状态不好

2532
02:00:34,966 --> 02:00:38,799
为什么要写福啊多写几个正字不好吗

2533
02:00:38,800 --> 02:00:42,766
因为因为那个胸口上面只能写到福

2534
02:00:42,766 --> 02:00:45,766
你要写正字的话得往你的腿上写

2535
02:00:46,233 --> 02:00:48,033
你能出敬业福的

2536
02:00:48,033 --> 02:00:49,433
侮辱敬业两

2537
02:00:49,933 --> 02:00:51,199
我觉得这是啥字

2538
02:00:51,200 --> 02:00:54,433
9527那个最最

2539
02:00:55,366 --> 02:00:57,366
说话说最好的一天

2540
02:01:01,800 --> 02:01:03,700
发啥我刚说啥了

2541
02:01:03,933 --> 02:01:05,033
为啥发问号啊

2542
02:01:05,033 --> 02:01:06,133
你们说啥呢

2543
02:01:06,900 --> 02:01:08,633
一本正经的说怪话

2544
02:01:08,633 --> 02:01:10,199
我说啥了我不知道啊

2545
02:01:10,233 --> 02:01:13,299
完全喜来来以来来我该来来得

2546
02:01:13,300 --> 02:01:15,300
是你天天状态不好

2547
02:01:15,300 --> 02:01:16,633
我从来没状态好过

2548
02:01:16,633 --> 02:01:19,899
因为我来这边缺少了我关键的药物

2549
02:01:19,900 --> 02:01:22,166
没有那个每天吃的那个

2550
02:01:22,433 --> 02:01:24,933
管咽喉肿痛的含片了

2551
02:01:28,800 --> 02:01:30,900
主播格局小了

2552
02:01:30,900 --> 02:01:34,233
胸上就不能写那什么正不该写

2553
02:01:34,233 --> 02:01:35,533
谁爱写谁写啊

2554
02:01:35,533 --> 02:01:37,366
谁提出来正是写腿上

2555
02:01:37,366 --> 02:01:39,633
人就希望他以身作则

2556
02:01:39,633 --> 02:01:43,299
然后写在他该写的人身上好吧

2557
02:01:51,200 --> 02:01:53,400
匣子今日闪光时刻

2558
02:01:53,400 --> 02:01:56,533
我觉得他那闪光时刻他老闪光

2559
02:01:56,533 --> 02:01:57,766
他禁约着光辉

2560
02:01:57,766 --> 02:02:00,933
在直播间纯粮的人中混搭在一起

2561
02:02:00,933 --> 02:02:03,566
然后他他他就像那个

2562
02:02:04,700 --> 02:02:05,933
它的基因程度

2563
02:02:05,933 --> 02:02:08,433
就像是用布袋包住了锥子

2564
02:02:08,833 --> 02:02:12,133
虽然包住了头但包不住尾

2565
02:02:12,133 --> 02:02:14,199
就像就像这种程度吧

2566
02:02:14,566 --> 02:02:17,166
嘤嘤我熬不住了睡觉去了晚安

2567
02:02:17,166 --> 02:02:18,966
熬夜思密熬夜思密

2568
02:02:18,966 --> 02:02:20,899
我提出来是写匣子腿上

2569
02:02:20,900 --> 02:02:22,500
不是提出来写我腿上

2570
02:02:22,700 --> 02:02:24,333
这是有本质性的差别的

2571
02:02:24,333 --> 02:02:25,766
一个是己所不欲啊

2572
02:02:25,766 --> 02:02:27,933
然后那个也要施于人呐

2573
02:02:27,933 --> 02:02:28,966
就是米呀米啊

2574
02:02:28,966 --> 02:02:29,833
做人的哲学

2575
02:02:29,833 --> 02:02:32,033
什么事自己不想干就让别人来干

2576
02:02:32,033 --> 02:02:32,833
好吧

2577
02:02:38,933 --> 02:02:40,999
我还静音啊我操

2578
02:02:41,800 --> 02:02:44,833
大伙哈尔说自己一次确诊了

2579
02:02:44,833 --> 02:02:47,799
大伙都在那关注人家的身体健康

2580
02:02:47,800 --> 02:02:50,200
关注人家什么时候能够康复

2581
02:02:50,200 --> 02:02:51,833
就你在那关注你的

2582
02:02:51,900 --> 02:02:54,433
你的YW专门来惦记你的YW

2583
02:02:54,733 --> 02:02:56,099
无敌症了

2584
02:02:57,566 --> 02:02:58,733
哈哈

2585
02:02:59,500 --> 02:02:59,833
哈

2586
02:02:59,833 --> 02:03:01,633
好好好全是好朋友

2587
02:03:01,633 --> 02:03:04,699
我我觉得你你把你把匣子暴杀了

2588
02:03:05,633 --> 02:03:07,033
无敌中了

2589
02:03:15,433 --> 02:03:18,099
世界上怎么会有人发明b r这种东西

2590
02:03:18,100 --> 02:03:20,733
世界上怎么有人发明AE这种东西

2591
02:03:28,366 --> 02:03:29,799
爆杀好吧

2592
02:03:29,800 --> 02:03:32,600
接下来接下来直接进行一个爆了杀

2593
02:03:36,133 --> 02:03:37,966
张老爷被沉默了

2594
02:03:39,900 --> 02:03:42,333
这白菜也太精准礼仪了

2595
02:03:44,800 --> 02:03:48,300
有些时候那个一句精准的点草啊

2596
02:03:48,300 --> 02:03:51,000
胜过千万条无力的臊皮

2597
02:03:51,000 --> 02:03:52,333
我的评价是

2598
02:03:53,366 --> 02:03:54,166
我的评价是

2599
02:03:54,166 --> 02:03:57,133
这位庇友拿下了这个比赛的胜利啊

2600
02:03:57,133 --> 02:03:58,533
他杀死了比赛

2601
02:04:02,300 --> 02:04:04,033
这也是杀死比赛

2602
02:04:04,033 --> 02:04:04,933
的家人们

2603
02:04:15,833 --> 02:04:17,399
大火的这个公鸡啊

2604
02:04:17,400 --> 02:04:19,800
跟臊皮就像隔血瘙痒一样

2605
02:04:19,800 --> 02:04:21,100
只有这个庇友

2606
02:04:22,200 --> 02:04:24,766
狠狠的拿捏住了大火的命脉

2607
02:04:25,433 --> 02:04:27,599
但是在座的大家这个

2608
02:04:28,000 --> 02:04:30,133
不一定默认ID后面不会手机号

2609
02:04:30,133 --> 02:04:31,633
肯定不是肯定不是

2610
02:04:31,700 --> 02:04:34,166
应该他是随机生成的

2611
02:04:34,566 --> 02:04:36,233
应该肯定不是

2612
02:04:59,966 --> 02:05:02,299
而且嗓子一难受就会出现一个问题

2613
02:05:02,300 --> 02:05:06,233
就是你觉得这个水特别难喝很难下咽

2614
02:05:07,000 --> 02:05:09,166
你们有没有这种感觉就是

2615
02:05:09,700 --> 02:05:13,700
水常温的水喝了就像拉嗓子一样

2616
02:05:14,333 --> 02:05:17,533
很奇怪燕子吃了吗

2617
02:05:17,533 --> 02:05:20,799
没吃没吃的话吃你一拳

2618
02:05:26,400 --> 02:05:27,800
刚才不说话了

2619
02:05:27,800 --> 02:05:31,800
是因为我长时间用这个右耳戴耳机

2620
02:05:31,800 --> 02:05:34,133
刚才耳朵很疼

2621
02:05:34,566 --> 02:05:35,899
耳鸣严重

2622
02:05:38,200 --> 02:05:40,300
燕子不喝水只喝酒杯盖

2623
02:05:40,300 --> 02:05:42,900
黑主播是喜欢可乐的吗

2624
02:05:43,533 --> 02:05:45,333
但是不能总喝可乐

2625
02:05:45,333 --> 02:05:49,333
所以现在都改喝那个百分百的果汁了

2626
02:05:50,200 --> 02:05:52,500
放点柠檬蜂蜜吧揉揉

2627
02:05:52,500 --> 02:05:56,100
我在这边经常兑那种蜂蜜柠檬水

2628
02:05:57,600 --> 02:06:01,166
用做饭的那个糖浆加上

2629
02:06:03,000 --> 02:06:04,300
一块方糖

2630
02:06:04,300 --> 02:06:06,200
方糖是我从我的那个

2631
02:06:06,366 --> 02:06:08,766
上辈子遗产里面翻出来的

2632
02:06:08,766 --> 02:06:10,566
我也不知道哪来的总之就是有

2633
02:06:10,566 --> 02:06:11,699
有的话就放

2634
02:06:11,833 --> 02:06:14,833
加那种做饭用的成瓶的柠檬汁

2635
02:06:14,833 --> 02:06:18,199
那叫什么宝宝丽兰还是什么柠檬汁

2636
02:06:19,000 --> 02:06:22,233
加个十几滴就是柠檬水啊

2637
02:06:22,733 --> 02:06:25,099
大家千万不要相信用柠檬片

2638
02:06:25,100 --> 02:06:26,100
鲜柠檬片

2639
02:06:26,100 --> 02:06:29,033
两片就能泡出来一壶那么好喝的水

2640
02:06:29,200 --> 02:06:31,900
全都是那种柠檬汁兑出来的

2641
02:06:31,900 --> 02:06:34,133
那柠檬片只是因为你好看而已

2642
02:06:37,100 --> 02:06:40,400
不好吃家里灌酱油烟烟的拳头

2643
02:06:40,400 --> 02:06:43,000
小小的你好逆天啊

2644
02:06:43,433 --> 02:06:46,166
燕子在国外我超冰

2645
02:06:46,600 --> 02:06:47,433
哈哈哈

2646
02:06:47,566 --> 02:06:50,766
哎你们你们听着都听完来方糖

2647
02:06:50,766 --> 02:06:52,533
方糖不是冰糖

2648
02:06:52,533 --> 02:06:55,099
方糖主播车上能无比嫌弃你

2649
02:06:55,100 --> 02:06:56,766
去骂一下你主播

2650
02:06:56,766 --> 02:06:57,533
真的嫌弃一

2651
02:06:57,533 --> 02:06:59,299
个人的时候会在心里嫌弃啊

2652
02:06:59,300 --> 02:07:00,633
不会表现在脸上的

2653
02:07:00,633 --> 02:07:02,733
要说为什么因为主播是怂兵

2654
02:07:02,900 --> 02:07:04,300
主播不敢开团

2655
02:07:04,300 --> 02:07:06,033
所以主播是怂兵啊

2656
02:07:08,933 --> 02:07:09,966
对对对不好了

2657
02:07:09,966 --> 02:07:13,433
柠檬泡水很苦的而且柠檬皮啊

2658
02:07:13,566 --> 02:07:15,099
然后还有那个

2659
02:07:15,166 --> 02:07:15,733
柠檬皮

2660
02:07:15,733 --> 02:07:18,566
那个白色的东西跟柠檬籽都是很苦的

2661
02:07:18,566 --> 02:07:19,999
泡久了之后还涩

2662
02:07:20,633 --> 02:07:21,899
还是柠檬汁好喝

2663
02:07:21,900 --> 02:07:23,200
方糖不是冰糖

2664
02:07:23,200 --> 02:07:27,333
是那种白砂糖秧成正方体的样子

2665
02:07:27,333 --> 02:07:30,133
是方糖都是白色结晶体

2666
02:07:31,533 --> 02:07:33,299
这下冰起来了

2667
02:07:33,633 --> 02:07:35,366
瞧不起你怎么就行

2668
02:07:35,366 --> 02:07:37,299
这怎么就瞧不起我了

2669
02:07:43,966 --> 02:07:45,766
接下来敢打敢开

2670
02:07:47,766 --> 02:07:50,766
柠檬片泡之下用开水过一下

2671
02:07:50,766 --> 02:07:53,099
可以有效的去除苦涩味

2672
02:07:53,200 --> 02:07:56,633
那这样的话他会不会就既没有苦涩味

2673
02:07:56,633 --> 02:07:58,566
也没有也没有那个

2674
02:08:01,500 --> 02:08:04,033
他应该有的柠檬的味道了呀

2675
02:08:04,433 --> 02:08:05,733
主播真不知道

2676
02:08:05,733 --> 02:08:08,366
我一个纯粮想方设法攻击他

2677
02:08:08,366 --> 02:08:09,499
难受赶紧骂人

2678
02:08:09,500 --> 02:08:11,600
你可拉倒吧你来我直播间

2679
02:08:11,833 --> 02:08:15,033
10句里面能说一句正经话就差不多了

2680
02:08:15,133 --> 02:08:17,166
纯粮骂主播傻逼就行

2681
02:08:17,166 --> 02:08:18,633
哈哈傻逼

2682
02:08:19,433 --> 02:08:21,166
你是在洗白自己吗

2683
02:08:21,166 --> 02:08:23,233
你是在说你自己是纯粮吗

2684
02:08:23,900 --> 02:08:27,000
因为你有点太高看自己了吧

2685
02:08:27,800 --> 02:08:31,000
无敌正那个什么啊无敌无敌

2686
02:08:31,000 --> 02:08:33,966
在腿上写正字的老爷未免有点

2687
02:08:35,966 --> 02:08:38,699
自我认知一次是有点混淆了

2688
02:08:50,100 --> 02:08:52,933
你应该什么时候发一点当地的美食

2689
02:08:52,933 --> 02:08:54,633
可能没时候了

2690
02:08:55,366 --> 02:08:57,933
我好久都没出去吃过饭了

2691
02:08:58,400 --> 02:09:00,933
啊只有一场有一场我看一下

2692
02:09:00,933 --> 02:09:02,599
我出去吃那个

2693
02:09:02,633 --> 02:09:05,333
但也不是当地的是东南亚菜

2694
02:09:05,333 --> 02:09:07,733
越南粉我可以给你们看一眼

2695
02:09:07,733 --> 02:09:08,599
我找一下

2696
02:09:08,600 --> 02:09:10,300
等一下不知道几天之前了

2697
02:09:10,300 --> 02:09:11,400
很久之前了

2698
02:09:31,133 --> 02:09:33,599
这个面还挺好吃的

2699
02:09:34,333 --> 02:09:35,999
主播只有越南粉

2700
02:09:36,000 --> 02:09:38,700
那不是越南粉是那个意思

2701
02:09:38,700 --> 02:09:41,200
不是那个意思啊嘿呀

2702
02:09:54,000 --> 02:09:56,433
这图片怎么这么大呀

2703
02:09:57,166 --> 02:09:58,533
他咋这大呢

2704
02:10:09,633 --> 02:10:11,766
嗯先吃的

2705
02:10:13,766 --> 02:10:15,999
这跟室友就出去了那一趟

2706
02:10:16,000 --> 02:10:16,733
热热晚安

2707
02:10:16,733 --> 02:10:17,899
晚安不遗忘

2708
02:10:21,000 --> 02:10:23,366
蝴蝶郑老爷是什么呀

2709
02:10:30,233 --> 02:10:32,433
之前跟室友出去

2710
02:10:32,433 --> 02:10:33,499
对就那一次

2711
02:10:34,100 --> 02:10:36,333
什么你们给反光打完好不习惯

2712
02:10:36,333 --> 02:10:37,766
因为不是我拍的

2713
02:10:37,766 --> 02:10:40,233
因为这样照片不是我拍的

2714
02:10:42,800 --> 02:10:46,833
越南粉每个月上一次见的禁言粉丝

2715
02:10:47,100 --> 02:10:48,233
哈哈哈

2716
02:10:48,233 --> 02:10:49,733
这个是越南粉

2717
02:10:50,100 --> 02:10:52,000
大半夜发这个什么意思啊

2718
02:10:52,000 --> 02:10:53,000
你也麻麻的

2719
02:10:53,000 --> 02:10:55,800
没事我跟你们一起做了因为我也没吃

2720
02:10:57,100 --> 02:10:58,200
来个戒烟

2721
02:10:58,700 --> 02:10:59,533
来个戒烟

2722
02:10:59,533 --> 02:11:01,166
主播要去煮饭了

2723
02:11:01,166 --> 02:11:03,966
再不煮饭主播一次就要饿死了

2724
02:11:09,633 --> 02:11:11,133
我也饿了

2725
02:11:21,366 --> 02:11:25,166
我只能吃对身体有害的淀粉肠检查了

2726
02:11:25,166 --> 02:11:28,299
哎呀6块钱一根呢香草

2727
02:11:28,800 --> 02:11:31,833
6块钱一根呢挺贵的

2728
02:11:32,900 --> 02:11:34,633
就没了吗谢谢

2729
02:11:39,566 --> 02:11:41,133
已经为了

2730
02:11:41,500 --> 02:11:42,366
不吃酒了

2731
02:11:42,366 --> 02:11:44,566
两个小时零11分钟

2732
02:11:44,566 --> 02:11:47,033
我觉得还还蛮久了嘛

2733
02:11:47,033 --> 02:11:48,299
其实挺久的了

2734
02:11:48,300 --> 02:11:50,166
然后再换完戒烟

2735
02:11:50,166 --> 02:11:52,299
再跟大家东拉西扯一下

2736
02:11:52,300 --> 02:11:54,033
两个半小时了

2737
02:11:54,800 --> 02:11:55,800
没了

2738
02:11:56,233 --> 02:11:57,033
嗯

2739
02:11:57,366 --> 02:11:58,699
你也要走了

2740
02:11:59,533 --> 02:12:01,399
没见着没加班

2741
02:12:01,900 --> 02:12:03,133
可以睡觉

2742
02:12:06,333 --> 02:12:08,166
主播身后的可以烤来吃吗

2743
02:12:08,166 --> 02:12:10,933
哪天我烤个茄子然后发给你

2744
02:12:14,900 --> 02:12:16,500
主播加完才进的

2745
02:12:16,500 --> 02:12:17,966
正确的还真是

2746
02:12:19,366 --> 02:12:20,933
喝了几杯

2747
02:12:20,933 --> 02:12:22,933
唱了几段

2748
02:12:22,933 --> 02:12:24,966
你却哭了

2749
02:12:27,366 --> 02:12:30,166
想去安慰却总是

2750
02:12:31,433 --> 02:12:33,166
啥时候兼职的

2751
02:12:33,166 --> 02:12:37,299
主播每天俩小时也能当收租百万了

2752
02:12:37,533 --> 02:12:39,433
那我每个月就播一场

2753
02:12:39,433 --> 02:12:42,033
这一场大伙把一个月的大米都打给我

2754
02:12:42,033 --> 02:12:43,833
这才叫收租百万

2755
02:12:44,166 --> 02:12:45,999
我不习惯

2756
02:12:46,566 --> 02:12:48,499
今天还是没有见长的一天

2757
02:12:48,500 --> 02:12:50,033
是啊主播也很悲伤

2758
02:12:50,033 --> 02:12:51,566
但主播一次也没有

2759
02:12:51,566 --> 02:12:52,899
没有什么办法

2760
02:12:55,933 --> 02:12:57,599
下午是否有早安会

2761
02:12:57,600 --> 02:12:59,133
我多半睡着了

2762
02:12:59,933 --> 02:13:01,433
我多半睡着了

2763
02:13:01,433 --> 02:13:04,366
但如果睡到8点早上起来的话

2764
02:13:04,566 --> 02:13:05,699
有可能有

2765
02:13:06,366 --> 02:13:13,399
戒了烟染上悲伤我也不想

2766
02:13:15,200 --> 02:13:17,633
为什么下午还是早安会

2767
02:13:17,833 --> 02:13:19,333
你早上秃不秃

2768
02:13:19,333 --> 02:13:21,999
可能秃吧可能秃睡不好

2769
02:13:26,833 --> 02:13:29,399
难过看点咪缓一缓

2770
02:13:29,733 --> 02:13:32,333
我还没下播呢你就看点咪缓一缓

2771
02:13:32,333 --> 02:13:35,233
你这是你这是我的好大儿啊我的天

2772
02:13:37,166 --> 02:13:38,399
今天唯一的亮点

2773
02:13:38,400 --> 02:13:40,766
今天直播唯一亮点无敌郑老爷

2774
02:13:47,900 --> 02:13:50,000
说好就不叫臭鸡了

2775
02:13:50,000 --> 02:13:52,033
那不行不能折磨观众

2776
02:13:53,700 --> 02:13:55,400
我争取多睡一会

2777
02:13:58,133 --> 02:14:01,299
等下下播了也不会那什么的也不会

2778
02:14:01,366 --> 02:14:02,366
也不会

2779
02:14:04,500 --> 02:14:07,800
干别的的直接就睡觉了估计饭也不吃

2780
02:14:07,933 --> 02:14:10,133
另一个礼拜

2781
02:14:10,400 --> 02:14:14,133
才学会怎么忍耐

2782
02:14:14,366 --> 02:14:18,166
你给过我的伤害

2783
02:14:18,366 --> 02:14:22,199
是没有一句责怪

2784
02:14:22,366 --> 02:14:29,333
戒了烟染上悲伤我也不想

2785
02:14:29,400 --> 02:14:33,100
有台阶的一天台阶的网还是没修好呀

2786
02:14:34,200 --> 02:14:37,733
你说的这个晚安是物理影响的晚安

2787
02:14:37,733 --> 02:14:40,033
还是社交影响的晚安

2788
02:14:41,100 --> 02:14:44,300
我现在跟大伙说的吧肯定是呃

2789
02:14:44,300 --> 02:14:45,500
社交一上来

2790
02:14:45,500 --> 02:14:48,733
然后到时候水平跟大伙啥时候没声了

2791
02:14:48,800 --> 02:14:50,333
那就是哎

2792
02:14:50,333 --> 02:14:51,633
睡着了吧

2793
02:14:51,633 --> 02:14:52,799
一下嘎了

2794
02:14:53,733 --> 02:14:54,899
往前走

2795
02:15:04,600 --> 02:15:06,200
对一下嘎了

2796
02:15:07,233 --> 02:15:10,099
睡着了 5号梦中嘎人

2797
02:15:12,100 --> 02:15:14,533
你就天天在这呵呵吧是吧你就

2798
02:15:14,533 --> 02:15:16,733
你就一天到晚的呵呵我啊

2799
02:15:16,733 --> 02:15:18,433
我一定会记得的这个

2800
02:15:20,100 --> 02:15:21,900
呵呵我觉得

2801
02:15:22,000 --> 02:15:24,166
就直接在群里说了晚安

2802
02:15:24,166 --> 02:15:25,699
然后偷偷切片

2803
02:15:25,833 --> 02:15:29,233
还没切出来呢我真的哎呀好烦好烦

2804
02:15:29,300 --> 02:15:31,000
我切片太慢了

2805
02:15:32,366 --> 02:15:34,233
感伤悲伤

2806
02:15:34,500 --> 02:15:37,333
我也不想

2807
02:15:44,033 --> 02:15:45,133
你有群吗

2808
02:15:45,133 --> 02:15:47,833
有在我的个性签名里

2809
02:15:47,833 --> 02:15:50,199
然后那个建长群的话是

2810
02:15:50,433 --> 02:15:53,499
在上建之后私信到你的私信里

2811
02:15:54,700 --> 02:15:56,233
燕子心眼有点小

2812
02:15:56,233 --> 02:15:57,833
谁心眼小啊

2813
02:15:58,633 --> 02:16:00,899
你怎么能这么黑皮我呢

2814
02:16:01,333 --> 02:16:02,833
谁心眼小啊

2815
02:16:05,366 --> 02:16:06,633
这是燕子

2816
02:16:07,433 --> 02:16:09,433
感恩的人都是这样的

2817
02:16:15,333 --> 02:16:16,799
为什么不私信我

2818
02:16:16,800 --> 02:16:19,900
就因为我没上线了还真是

2819
02:16:20,533 --> 02:16:21,033
啊

2820
02:16:21,033 --> 02:16:22,766
拜拜大家啊

2821
02:16:22,766 --> 02:16:25,133
非常感谢大家今天的陪伴

2822
02:16:25,233 --> 02:16:27,699
嗯谢谢大家的大悟

2823
02:16:28,100 --> 02:16:29,566
化妆你也厉害了

2824
02:16:29,566 --> 02:16:31,633
燕子的心眼小小

2825
02:16:32,433 --> 02:16:33,566
呵呵主播

2826
02:16:33,566 --> 02:16:36,633
主播将带着半身不遂的麻醉剂

2827
02:16:36,633 --> 02:16:40,433
度过相对失败的一个一个睡眠时间啊

2828
02:16:43,200 --> 02:16:44,800
拜拜大家

2829
02:16:57,433 --> 02:16:59,733
才8.0400多分钟

2830
02:17:03,166 --> 02:17:05,933
8.0400多分钟是啥意思啊

2831
02:17:24,766 --> 02:17:31,199
you're eating me to my heart's

2832
02:17:43,733 --> 02:17:47,099
key the eye call i couldn't lie no call me

2833
02:17:47,100 --> 02:17:50,233
cause i did all of my shit called ego the key

2834
02:17:50,366 --> 02:17:53,566
so i die better back to the man i shouldn't need

2835
02:17:53,900 --> 02:17:56,833
who's the last i'm here i'm in need

2836
02:17:57,833 --> 02:17:58,633
na

2837
02:18:00,700 --> 02:18:02,833
na na na

2838
02:18:06,433 --> 02:18:07,233
na

2839
02:18:09,800 --> 02:18:18,366
na na na i got no conceited

2840
02:18:28,600 --> 02:18:29,400
o

2841
02:18:32,366 --> 02:18:33,166
me do

2842
02:18:36,900 --> 02:18:37,700
oly

2843
02:18:40,900 --> 02:18:46,933
Olly ga t g

2844
02:18:47,933 --> 02:18:51,333
there and my niggas say that i forgot to hear that

2845
02:18:51,333 --> 02:18:53,433
galita said he would on me

2846
02:18:53,800 --> 02:18:56,766
you tell a night who knows that you take i don't know why

2847
02:18:57,200 --> 02:18:59,166
ha da da

2848
02:19:09,800 --> 02:19:12,100
da da

2849
02:19:13,833 --> 02:19:15,199
for that night yeah

2850
02:19:15,366 --> 02:19:17,366
motor jungle honey told that

2851
02:19:17,900 --> 02:19:21,633
she could show me how to sit by my normal night there