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pajo gates

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xo xo

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x o x nothing lasts forever

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bought a child i'm bad

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don't need my child i'm boogie so kicking not Johnny ting

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Gucci gon'hit but you're so chilling

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cat bird can't touch it come out here back in

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gon'need no more two got a job i'm falling in my g

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six five i'm rolling

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it took eternity

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why i can't cheat

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woodie no more mi water i should let it go

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tuborn dashing north pogo

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sh

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t i'm not

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x o

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喂喂喂喂

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听得到吗

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嗯晚上好

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嗯

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好久不见大家

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大家

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呃今天是 2022年1月26号

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祝大家小年快乐

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虽然应该是25号过小年

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但是应该是有

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南小年跟北小年的说法吧

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所以祝大家今天小年快乐了

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pajo glasses on the

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edge of my

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man

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晚上好晚上好嗯

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今天还是比较虚弱的一个状态啊

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然后我现在这个手保持在一个

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不能动的一个状态

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左手整个左手都不能动

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不管是抬起来放下还是转圈之类的

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我就哼歌

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哎呀捣蛋干什么啊

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别说我没有很大

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对然后

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这个手现在就稍微动一下就会疼了

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所以现在就是不动的状态

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嗯捣蛋

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EXO EXO

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好惨没办法呀

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因为香草今天不许打招啊

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今天不可以打招

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不用

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大家今天也也摆摆了一下小摆一下

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怎么有人提前开播了

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这声音怎么这么大呀

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啊我这什么呀这怎么这么大声啊

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主播你昨天为什么没有开播啊

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主播被震聋了对不起对不起

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好的你滚轮难踩

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对不起大伙对不起对不起

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晚上好千叶莲花龙龙

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谢谢你对不起

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对不起大家

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红灯你给我买张三

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那个什么点的那个导弹

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我这边没版权只能播个MV

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MV放了深圳大我也没想到啊

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对不起对不起

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主播去过

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主播你什么时候下播啊

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还还得个一个多小时吧

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今天不太舒服啊

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嗯

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为什么没播

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因为昨天上午上完课了之后

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下午去学校规定的那个地方

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打了我的那个波斯特就是那个第三针

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疫苗

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可是我怎么还这么大呀

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我感觉我都播到1%了

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就这么大吧行

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这个疫苗呢它存在着一个问题

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就是我们这边没有办法打那个

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我要跟克星只有辉瑞跟莫德纳

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大家也知道那个莫德纳之前

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出了挺多问题的吧

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哦对不起你我刚才看完了琪琪

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晚上好

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幽灵

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这个东西呢

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就会导致一个后遗症的发作啊

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找不到人陪我看

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在我认识的华人留学生里面

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好像是没有人选了

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打木的大家都会打辉瑞

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但就算是辉瑞的那个

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后遗症也比克星跟国药大多了

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我前两针打的那个克星国药的时候

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感觉都没什么反应

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谢谢郑老爷的摩天轮棒棒

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感谢阿力达的谢谢谢谢

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谢谢郑老爷

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欢迎19晚上好

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什么叫董事长直播了

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我阻碍你的手却放不开

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你们是不是昨天都看了那个

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哔哩哔哩小年夜呀

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我还没来得及看呢

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那个好看吗

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现在就属于一种偏瘫的状态

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呃左手不能动

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然后生活都是靠右手来的

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本来昨天打完之后就觉得

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心有点不舒服

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不知道是不是心理作用啊

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心脏的那个地方稍微有点难受

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感觉心跳的特别快

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那我一打开小红书这是什么

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哎呀接种第三针

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然后接种辉瑞疫苗导致什么

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心肌炎发作

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哎什么后遗症

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身体虚弱

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然后就搞得我挺呃不知所措的

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不过其实还挺正常

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谢谢小石子老师的牛蛙

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牛蛙反感谢阿力盖豆

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梗塞了呃呃什么

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真有人看这种晚会吗

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他们呃必有不是都好这口吗

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必有不是都喜欢看这种晚会吗

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你们有没有知道开了局视频会困

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但还是没忍住看

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我们可以开弹幕必回了

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我觉得现在主播已经凉到了一个境界

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了

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疫苗有那么大副作用吗

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我其实还算好的

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为什么

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因为我看他们都说就打完了之后

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浑身酸软然后没有劲

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头疼脑热发烧

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昏昏涨涨嗓子疼眼睛痛睁不开眼睛

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思维混乱然后卧床三天之类的

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这些我都没有

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我甚至昨天还跟着室友他们

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一起跑了两个超市买了东西回家

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就是晚上睡得挺早的

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好像也是78点就睡着了

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睡到今天早上然后又困了

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可能就比较容易疲倦吧

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嗯

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这么嗨人吗

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确实是有人得了心脏相关的问题的

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我们在打那个疫苗的时候

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那个接种的人员也会跟你说

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说那个你要确定好你没有什么基础病

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没有哮喘没有咳嗽

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没有心脏方面的一些慢性的疾病

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然后他才会同意给你接种

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10个童间类

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我没办法呀

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主播已经凉透了

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主播的童间已经记了

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已经嘎了

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欢迎娘娘

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晚上好小年快乐

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欢迎永除星辰

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我在国内打了三针没什么感觉

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我也凉了

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主播也凉了

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哈哈哈

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别吧别吧哎呀这下臭里边了

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猪屁主播赶紧睡觉吧

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因为人会自己打米的

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真的吗我不信

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主播现在直播的时候都没有人打米

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下播就更完蛋了

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说明我们烟酰的免疫力还是很高的

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有一个说法是

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如果你以前无症状感染过这个

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新冠的话

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然后你再回来去去打这个第三针

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你的反应就会特别的大

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当然不知道这个说法是从哪里来的呀

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也不一定是对着你

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明天就好了

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主播明天肯定也好了

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希望主播的童间明天肯定好起来

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借你吉言啊

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我也希望我的童间明天能好起来

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家人们现在是不是杂谈主播标配

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都配转盘了

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不配转盘不配大乱斗

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已经生存不下去了

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哎

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有没有可能

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拜拜毛毛虫见

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是年底了大家忙而已

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我看别的直播间其实都挺热闹的

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可能只是我这边人人气越来越不行

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谢谢嗯

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大家来看我

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欢迎杨先生晚上好

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我怎么就控制不住想拿左手

203
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拽着这个麦呢

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一抬起来就觉得难受

205
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但是我又控制不住想拽着他

206
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有没有可能只是单纯主播戒了

207
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这是很正常的啊

208
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委屈你委屈啥呀我还没委屈呢

209
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不可以乱说

210
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我舍不得走谢谢大家别走啊

211
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听听了都流泪

212
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发点弹幕吗

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给我们直播间带来一点人气啊

214
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睡前来看一会啊晚上好

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不要啊香草

216
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在干嘛呀

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谢谢香草的SC房感谢阿力哥到

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谢谢谢谢纯支持s

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别别

220
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别别这个嗯谢谢支持

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谢谢香草阿力哥到

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昨天晚上在冷风中等米亚米亚开播

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等的我很委屈

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我本来也是想开播的

225
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结果我上了人家的车那就不由自主了

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他给我拉了一个城区

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我们从这个

228
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市东跑到市中心又跑到市西去

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然后又开回来

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晚上都接近6点才回家了

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今天播多久啊

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今天一个多小时到两个小时左右吧

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嗯

234
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年底了事情确实多

235
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我以为你们都要放假了呢

236
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大家的小年是怎么过的呀

237
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都和家人在一起了吗

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我昨天早上等到6点

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嗯

240
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的话按照现行的时间表应该是

241
00:13:05,733 --> 00:13:07,299
没有直播的

242
00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:12,133
虽然我昨天想要给大家突击一下的

243
00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:14,566
好有志气的标题

244
00:13:14,566 --> 00:13:15,999
没办法吗

245
00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:17,866
主播都已经凉了

246
00:13:18,133 --> 00:13:21,666
标题再没志气一点那么就更完蛋了

247
00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:29,300
来都不过小年不会有

248
00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:32,800
吃饺子吃汤圆一类的习俗吗

249
00:13:33,266 --> 00:13:35,133
我已经放假了

250
00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:38,299
学生们已经把寒假放了

251
00:13:39,733 --> 00:13:41,166
我在2289过

252
00:13:41,166 --> 00:13:45,399
你骗人你明明半夜出去吃夜宵了

253
00:13:46,933 --> 00:13:48,733
昨天本来就不播

254
00:13:48,733 --> 00:13:51,666
罚抄直播时间表一百遍

255
00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:55,533
想连夜被你老板压榨

256
00:13:55,533 --> 00:13:57,666
在公司加班到11点

257
00:13:57,733 --> 00:13:59,699
是那个会给我唱

258
00:13:59,933 --> 00:14:02,533
会给我唱歌的女老板吗

259
00:14:02,766 --> 00:14:04,733
那他还挺好的呀

260
00:14:04,966 --> 00:14:08,799
你单独跟他相处要好好珍惜

261
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:13,266
不要不要那个什么呀

262
00:14:14,266 --> 00:14:17,266
加班是一种幸福的回馈

263
00:14:17,266 --> 00:14:20,933
尤其跟漂亮的女老板在一起加班啊

264
00:14:20,933 --> 00:14:21,733
嗯

265
00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:24,599
来啦欢迎你

266
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,533
理想被女老板压榨

267
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,933
啥呀这好像本子剧情啊

268
00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:30,466
我不好说

269
00:14:30,466 --> 00:14:32,099
看看你的女老板

270
00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:37,933
哥们没有过小年

271
00:14:37,933 --> 00:14:39,866
那你们在干什么呢

272
00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:42,500
你也可以把加班时间加

273
00:14:43,066 --> 00:14:45,699
今天得看我身体的状况啊

274
00:14:45,900 --> 00:14:51,933
因为今天下地下室都稍微有点不太行

275
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:57,200
工资的加班是一个煎熬

276
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,300
但是我漂亮女老板啊

277
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:02,066
他还会给我唱生日快乐歌

278
00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:04,733
我支持你跟他一起加班

279
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,266
欢迎月下牺牲

280
00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:08,566
小年快乐

281
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:18,166
打了疫苗还是先休息吧今天嗯

282
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:22,500
感觉确实是有一点点后遗症了因为

283
00:15:22,766 --> 00:15:25,733
嗯第一次犯困第二次手疼

284
00:15:25,733 --> 00:15:27,533
最重要的一点就是

285
00:15:29,066 --> 00:15:32,199
我的这个心肺的功能

286
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,700
上气的这个功能好像

287
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,566
是受到了一点影响

288
00:15:36,566 --> 00:15:37,933
就像我以前

289
00:15:38,133 --> 00:15:41,399
熬夜了之后有点上不来气一样

290
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:44,966
但我也不能判断好这个到底是因为我

291
00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:46,699
没休息好呢

292
00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:49,966
还是还是因为那个

293
00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:52,700
打了疫苗之后的一个短暂的后遗症

294
00:15:52,700 --> 00:15:53,500
啊

295
00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:56,466
支持跟女老板结婚

296
00:15:57,300 --> 00:16:00,666
那不就变成了给自家产业加班了吗

297
00:16:00,666 --> 00:16:02,133
那多好呀

298
00:16:05,866 --> 00:16:07,199
好呼吸机

299
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,300
给燕子众筹个呼吸机吧

300
00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:10,300
家人们

301
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:14,100
给燕子众筹个那个氧气瓶吧

302
00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:15,133
欢迎风行天

303
00:16:15,133 --> 00:16:15,933
下客

304
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,533
李老板要是上船

305
00:16:18,533 --> 00:16:21,499
燕子是不是要让李老板再用力压榨我

306
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:22,366
支持支持

307
00:16:22,366 --> 00:16:23,166
什么时候

308
00:16:23,966 --> 00:16:27,866
把李老板骗来一个船进行一个船的上

309
00:16:30,666 --> 00:16:33,699
我们今天能不能再充个80天啊

310
00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:35,166
我怎么天天

311
00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:46,666
天的呃昨天的成绩是今天的目标啊

312
00:16:46,666 --> 00:16:49,166
嗯我以前熬夜之后

313
00:16:49,166 --> 00:16:51,166
不一直都活蹦乱跳的吗

314
00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:53,266
那是表演出来的

315
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,766
嗯我一直都很没劲

316
00:16:57,733 --> 00:16:58,566
啊

317
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,133
咋回事我昨天去打疫苗

318
00:17:01,133 --> 00:17:03,699
为什么不欢迎我

319
00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:05,333
欢迎圣光

320
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:10,333
你的那个摆件盒子被拍到你们群里

321
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:13,599
然后呢有没有人跟你说什么呀

322
00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:17,533
那个那个

323
00:17:19,066 --> 00:17:24,066
我刚才在改字所以就在边上没有看到

324
00:17:24,066 --> 00:17:25,199
对不起啊

325
00:17:25,533 --> 00:17:27,499
欢迎郑老爷啊

326
00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:32,866
晚上好白天交工资晚上交空粮

327
00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:39,133
这岂不是30天就把人炸没了

328
00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:41,166
还是冲75上去

329
00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:43,266
那我白带一周不播是吧

330
00:17:43,266 --> 00:17:45,366
原来是表演出来的

331
00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:47,700
眼神的一切都不见

332
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,900
半夜好半夜好

333
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,766
该规律睡觉还是得过敏

334
00:17:52,766 --> 00:17:55,533
我觉得我睡觉挺规律的

335
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,899
我觉得我挺规律的

336
00:17:57,900 --> 00:18:00,066
没有什么太大的问题

337
00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:04,466
我觉得他们知道我是个二次元

338
00:18:04,466 --> 00:18:05,299
问题不大

339
00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:09,866
可是你的那个图片上面写的是剩女呀

340
00:18:09,866 --> 00:18:11,533
真的没问题吗

341
00:18:12,766 --> 00:18:15,366
我今天晚上发了一圈虚拟区

342
00:18:15,366 --> 00:18:17,533
我差点都不想播了

343
00:18:17,533 --> 00:18:18,399
我发现

344
00:18:18,866 --> 00:18:23,899
今天播的神太多了大伙都好厉害

345
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:26,933
你剩女的名字有点叫不回来

346
00:18:26,933 --> 00:18:28,533
你说是你妹妹的

347
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,600
你妹妹的没关系

348
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:44,966
啊

349
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,766
这是什么意思啊

350
00:18:49,533 --> 00:18:52,066
女老板只有我一个人加班

351
00:18:52,066 --> 00:18:54,466
会不会对你有非分之想

352
00:18:56,366 --> 00:18:58,566
快进到公司停电

353
00:18:58,566 --> 00:19:01,099
你老板拿着手机手电筒

354
00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:04,533
那个焦乎着就跑到你的办公室

355
00:19:04,533 --> 00:19:07,133
哎呀我好害怕

356
00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:10,366
阿姨说没关系的没关系的

357
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:13,766
然后就狠狠的保护她啊

358
00:19:15,066 --> 00:19:18,099
这怪谁呢主播这又不能怪我

359
00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:20,400
这是你自己留的署名

360
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:23,800
你要求的这能怪我吗

361
00:19:24,266 --> 00:19:25,966
欢迎菠萝老师

362
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:28,766
烟神也是神

363
00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:32,366
我多了个羽毛两眼一亮

364
00:19:32,366 --> 00:19:33,799
我记得好像

365
00:19:34,266 --> 00:19:37,133
雨欣说想让我画点小涂鸦

366
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:40,133
我不知道画什么我就画了个羽毛

367
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:42,000
你居然能看出来

368
00:19:42,933 --> 00:19:46,066
你居然能看出来那个是羽毛

369
00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:48,733
注b吧这也能念反了

370
00:19:48,733 --> 00:19:53,099
有没有可能我心里都是RNG之类的

371
00:19:55,333 --> 00:19:57,466
GN是什么呀

372
00:19:58,500 --> 00:19:59,300
哈哈

373
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:04,933
主播跟粉丝总得先熬死一是吧

374
00:20:04,933 --> 00:20:05,733
啊对

375
00:20:05,766 --> 00:20:09,533
大家如果发现啊这个收到的东西呢

376
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:10,900
不合常理

377
00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:15,000
比如说你不是提督收到了两套啊

378
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,200
这个你就留着就好了

379
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:20,900
然后如果你是提督却没收到两套

380
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,900
是提督却没收到呃

381
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:27,333
两张卡两套周边的

382
00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:29,666
都是代发出问题了

383
00:20:29,666 --> 00:20:31,733
如果只有一张卡两套周边

384
00:20:31,733 --> 00:20:33,733
或两张卡一套周边

385
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:37,099
一律都是代发出问题啊啊然后

386
00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:41,399
请拍照找我来

387
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:43,700
我在年后会给大家补发的

388
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:44,866
因为为啥呢

389
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,366
已经经历了这个舰长没有周边

390
00:20:48,366 --> 00:20:49,466
只有图签

391
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:50,733
然后提督

392
00:20:50,966 --> 00:20:54,133
少了一张卡这样乱七八糟的事故啊

393
00:20:54,133 --> 00:20:55,199
我我

394
00:20:56,133 --> 00:20:57,733
我也没有办法

395
00:20:57,733 --> 00:21:00,466
我也不知道他们怎么能搞成那个样子

396
00:21:00,466 --> 00:21:02,966
啊两套是分开发的吗

397
00:21:02,966 --> 00:21:04,266
答案是不是

398
00:21:04,266 --> 00:21:07,166
两套是塞在同一个盒子里的

399
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:12,866
GN就是GN啊

400
00:21:12,866 --> 00:21:15,599
你的口音好严重哦

401
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:19,866
欢迎权威晚上好

402
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,700
哥们一套都没有会怎么样

403
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:27,766
会得到一个我狠狠的磕头然后

404
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,366
给你补发

405
00:21:30,866 --> 00:21:33,799
然后我要跟大家说的就是之前

406
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,300
在我说的那天

407
00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:40,000
之前的那个紫色的抱枕已经都发货了

408
00:21:40,366 --> 00:21:43,933
那个黑色的抱枕呢可能要明天

409
00:21:44,066 --> 00:21:46,766
因为他在一批一批的做

410
00:21:46,766 --> 00:21:49,866
我为了防止他把颜色弄错

411
00:21:49,866 --> 00:21:51,299
我是那个紫色的

412
00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:53,800
点了发货之后才把黑色的

413
00:21:53,966 --> 00:21:56,166
给他提交上去的

414
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,766
主播为什么会找到朱碧代发

415
00:21:59,766 --> 00:22:00,899
别提了

416
00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:05,266
我去那个代发的时候我就去淘宝搜嘛

417
00:22:05,266 --> 00:22:07,999
然后这家清一色都是好评什么

418
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,566
哎呀我就发三四十件

419
00:22:10,566 --> 00:22:13,666
他给我找了三个代发来对接什么

420
00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:17,399
发的又快又准特别的可靠

421
00:22:17,466 --> 00:22:20,966
什么仓库离收货地特别特别近

422
00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:23,533
然后我这边东西很复杂

423
00:22:23,533 --> 00:22:25,866
他又分类的很好之类的

424
00:22:25,933 --> 00:22:30,133
我看了就很心动啊我就去找他们嗯

425
00:22:31,866 --> 00:22:35,166
哎最后的结果大家应该也知道嗯

426
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,333
主播能不能穿一下外套我怕你冷

427
00:22:42,333 --> 00:22:46,266
我不怕冷我今天换了一身新的睡衣

428
00:22:46,266 --> 00:22:48,666
这套挺厚的一点都不冷

429
00:22:49,766 --> 00:22:52,099
干嘛穿拖机是吧

430
00:22:52,666 --> 00:22:54,499
主播也太好骗了

431
00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:56,266
主播要不是这么好骗

432
00:22:56,266 --> 00:22:59,533
怎么会骗来给艳艳人直播呢

433
00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:02,600
主播要不是这么好骗

434
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:06,000
我怎么会被骗来给你们直播呢

435
00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:08,200
主播开了暖气吗

436
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:11,533
没有暖气但是应该有空调吧

437
00:23:14,700 --> 00:23:17,400
某宝上不是只看差评吗

438
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:18,966
这家没有差评啊

439
00:23:18,966 --> 00:23:21,999
他一共才几十条评论

440
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,500
翻到底就几分钟就都是好评

441
00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:30,500
主播接我五伯明年还你

442
00:23:31,966 --> 00:23:33,399
把收款码给我

443
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:35,266
我QQ没有5拨

444
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,200
他马上就有差评了

445
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:47,933
别别提了我为了图那个简单

446
00:23:48,166 --> 00:23:53,299
我是在那个微信直接转账转给他的

447
00:23:53,300 --> 00:23:56,900
我不想拍淘宝了麻麻烦烦的

448
00:23:57,266 --> 00:24:01,166
然后我直接转给他他就这样对我

449
00:24:01,533 --> 00:24:02,333
嗯

450
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:04,266
生气

451
00:24:06,366 --> 00:24:07,133
主播

452
00:24:07,133 --> 00:24:11,166
我没钱买龙腾虎跃近夫了怎么办

453
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,400
玩近夫的人都是

454
00:24:13,466 --> 00:24:16,899
品味修养和道德素质恶恶的人

455
00:24:17,066 --> 00:24:19,299
欢迎冯川小年快乐

456
00:24:19,300 --> 00:24:21,700
晚上好气死了

457
00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:23,900
祝福大姑大姑

458
00:24:24,666 --> 00:24:26,733
你怎么也学会了呀

459
00:24:27,100 --> 00:24:29,066
你怎么也学会了

460
00:24:32,300 --> 00:24:33,466
我现在这个

461
00:24:33,466 --> 00:24:35,599
慢慢的这个声音

462
00:24:35,900 --> 00:24:38,733
我去学唱单相思了

463
00:24:39,166 --> 00:24:43,199
主播我想买虎年贴膜

464
00:24:43,300 --> 00:24:45,100
多少钱啊

465
00:24:46,133 --> 00:24:47,466
干什么学会什么

466
00:24:47,466 --> 00:24:51,533
学会像我一样叫啊大姑大姑大姑大姑

467
00:24:52,733 --> 00:24:55,366
怎么学会像我一样说这个火星人

468
00:24:55,366 --> 00:24:56,866
肋骨肋骨是什么

469
00:24:56,866 --> 00:24:58,733
欢迎奶梨你带我走吧

470
00:24:59,266 --> 00:25:01,266
主播觉得玩什么英雄

471
00:25:01,266 --> 00:25:04,499
品味修养和道德素质比较高呢

472
00:25:04,866 --> 00:25:07,999
钢铁路那星猫

473
00:25:09,700 --> 00:25:11,733
长得漂亮的妹妹

474
00:25:14,300 --> 00:25:16,933
排骨排骨肋骨肋骨

475
00:25:18,333 --> 00:25:19,699
锁骨锁骨

476
00:25:19,700 --> 00:25:21,500
想吃鸭锁骨了

477
00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:25,400
我觉得主播比较像熬夜波比

478
00:25:25,566 --> 00:25:26,366
嗯

479
00:25:26,466 --> 00:25:28,666
熬夜波比是什么东西啊

480
00:25:29,366 --> 00:25:31,499
欢迎想做陈老师的狗

481
00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:32,933
小年快乐

482
00:25:33,333 --> 00:25:35,966
必须是聪明墨菲特

483
00:25:40,566 --> 00:25:44,199
熬夜波比一天熬夜波比是什么东西啊

484
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,900
嗯熬夜波比是什么东西

485
00:25:48,966 --> 00:25:50,533
小年快乐

486
00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:54,300
熬夜波比是什么梗

487
00:25:55,133 --> 00:25:56,399
啦啦

488
00:26:01,266 --> 00:26:02,066
啦

489
00:26:08,700 --> 00:26:11,900
因为威古斯和波比长得很像

490
00:26:11,900 --> 00:26:14,500
但是有两个大黑眼圈

491
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:17,866
像是天天熬夜的波比

492
00:26:21,466 --> 00:26:24,333
你怎么知道我有黑眼圈呀

493
00:26:26,100 --> 00:26:27,366
不过我觉得

494
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:31,000
这个黑眼圈的成因是多种多样的

495
00:26:31,133 --> 00:26:33,966
我曾经研究过这个事情

496
00:26:33,966 --> 00:26:36,666
首先呢就是你天生的黑眼圈

497
00:26:36,700 --> 00:26:38,866
全跟你的眼型有关系

498
00:26:39,100 --> 00:26:40,700
正常打光的时候

499
00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:43,366
你的这个眼睛下面会有黑色是因为

500
00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:44,800
眼睛的形状

501
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,900
然后让那个眼睛下面有

502
00:26:46,933 --> 00:26:48,866
一个遮光的阴影

503
00:26:48,866 --> 00:26:52,266
如果从下面打光的话就看不到黑眼圈

504
00:26:52,533 --> 00:26:55,533
如果从下面打光也能看到黑眼圈的呢

505
00:26:55,533 --> 00:26:58,533
有可能是你第一熬夜过度

506
00:26:58,533 --> 00:27:00,199
第二就是你的那个

507
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,333
这个肾功能出了问题啊

508
00:27:02,333 --> 00:27:05,166
我忘了是肾阴虚还是肾阳虚了

509
00:27:05,266 --> 00:27:07,599
总之就是肾功能出了问题的话

510
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:10,200
很有可能就会反馈在这个

511
00:27:11,066 --> 00:27:12,133
眼睛下面

512
00:27:12,133 --> 00:27:14,699
所以我不知道我的咽炎炎都是

513
00:27:14,766 --> 00:27:15,966
哪种情况啊

514
00:27:15,966 --> 00:27:18,766
我相信你们一定不是那个肾功能出问

515
00:27:18,766 --> 00:27:20,499
题对吧那

516
00:27:24,866 --> 00:27:26,299
帽子省事了

517
00:27:26,866 --> 00:27:29,533
怎么了戴帽子怎么了

518
00:27:30,133 --> 00:27:32,533
英雄联盟里面的所有

519
00:27:33,766 --> 00:27:35,566
正成形态小胖

520
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:37,733
好好好知道了

521
00:27:37,733 --> 00:27:39,199
你们你们你们

522
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,466
不是那个什么出问题了吧

523
00:27:42,066 --> 00:27:43,133
我舔黑眼圈

524
00:27:43,133 --> 00:27:45,799
黑眼圈跟卧蚕怎么去区分

525
00:27:46,266 --> 00:27:48,333
卧蚕的话就是

526
00:27:49,133 --> 00:27:53,066
你等我照照镜子啊我告诉你怎么区分

527
00:27:55,133 --> 00:27:56,066
卧蚕的话

528
00:27:56,066 --> 00:27:59,966
就是眼睛下面非常跟着眼型的一块

529
00:27:59,966 --> 00:28:02,666
稍微凸出来一点点

530
00:28:02,966 --> 00:28:05,199
然后黑眼圈的话就是

531
00:28:05,333 --> 00:28:06,399
卧蚕下面

532
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:09,566
他有点会发展成眼袋的那个情况

533
00:28:09,566 --> 00:28:10,499
你知道不

534
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:14,700
主播以前有段时间熬夜太狠

535
00:28:14,700 --> 00:28:18,400
既有眼睛既有卧蚕又有黑眼圈

536
00:28:18,466 --> 00:28:21,799
你们知道这是什么样的一种体验吗

537
00:28:22,766 --> 00:28:25,399
就是那个卧蚕的颜色都很正常

538
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:27,900
一般人的黑眼圈不是应该从眼

539
00:28:27,900 --> 00:28:30,000
睛下面直接就开始有吗

540
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,766
我的是卧蚕的颜色很正常

541
00:28:32,766 --> 00:28:35,166
然后黑眼圈在卧蚕下面

542
00:28:36,066 --> 00:28:39,099
就非常诡异啊但是要好好休息啊

543
00:28:39,100 --> 00:28:40,733
一定要好好休息

544
00:28:42,866 --> 00:28:44,333
哇太可爱了

545
00:28:44,333 --> 00:28:46,966
什么主播嫌弃人虚是吧

546
00:28:46,966 --> 00:28:49,566
主播现在这手都抬不起来的样

547
00:28:49,700 --> 00:28:51,866
哪配嫌弃你们虚啊

548
00:28:55,266 --> 00:28:58,199
猫卧倒有点好看啊

549
00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:59,333
我倒了

550
00:29:00,366 --> 00:29:02,733
可爱也像大熊猫

551
00:29:02,766 --> 00:29:03,499
你们带

552
00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:06,900
着多厚的滤镜在跟我说这个话呀

553
00:29:07,100 --> 00:29:10,000
你们的滤镜是不是有点太厚了

554
00:29:10,100 --> 00:29:13,166
刚刚模型的捕捉是卧倒的样子啊

555
00:29:13,566 --> 00:29:14,366
是吗

556
00:29:14,466 --> 00:29:15,766
哈哈哈

557
00:29:15,766 --> 00:29:16,866
是这样的吗

558
00:29:16,866 --> 00:29:17,766
我不知道呀

559
00:29:17,766 --> 00:29:19,399
我刚刚真的拿了个镜子

560
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:20,800
在对着镜子照相

561
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:23,400
说话是什么样的

562
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:25,166
因为有人截到了吗

563
00:29:26,300 --> 00:29:28,333
建议出一个熊猫皮肤

564
00:29:28,333 --> 00:29:29,866
不行熊猫

565
00:29:29,933 --> 00:29:30,733
呃

566
00:29:31,133 --> 00:29:34,466
熊猫不是猫熊猫是

567
00:29:34,766 --> 00:29:35,566
嗯

568
00:29:36,133 --> 00:29:36,933
嗯

569
00:29:38,733 --> 00:29:42,533
当熊猫的话就不能有大大的尾巴了

570
00:29:42,533 --> 00:29:44,799
不行不可以做熊猫

571
00:29:45,666 --> 00:29:48,333
我一直带着雪花啤酒瓶底啊

572
00:29:48,333 --> 00:29:52,933
大家大家的小年都是怎么过的呀

573
00:29:52,933 --> 00:29:56,533
怎么就除了不过小年的就是加班呢

574
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,266
主播就想问问

575
00:29:58,266 --> 00:30:01,999
想从你们身上感受一点过年的气息

576
00:30:02,466 --> 00:30:03,733
因为我这边

577
00:30:04,766 --> 00:30:06,966
因为众所周知的原因吗

578
00:30:06,966 --> 00:30:09,533
没有什么人过年嗯

579
00:30:10,933 --> 00:30:14,333
你的左手是不是被亚托克斯砍断

580
00:30:14,333 --> 00:30:15,933
切开剁碎了

581
00:30:17,666 --> 00:30:20,733
呃亲爱的各位嫣然人们大家好

582
00:30:20,733 --> 00:30:27,766
今天是2022年1月27号这个凌晨12:11啊

583
00:30:27,866 --> 00:30:30,766
我是你们喜欢的主播米安米亚

584
00:30:31,100 --> 00:30:33,500
呃因为一些小小的事故

585
00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:37,733
我的左手被亚托克斯砍断切开剁碎了

586
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:39,666
现在vivo五博

587
00:30:39,666 --> 00:30:42,399
然后等主播修复完左手之后

588
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:46,700
呃有想不尽的荣华富贵回馈给你

589
00:30:46,866 --> 00:30:49,066
傻的来不傻的别来

590
00:30:49,066 --> 00:30:52,133
V8老哥别来我怕我骂不过你

591
00:30:52,933 --> 00:30:57,399
为啥不是青岛纯生雪花能吐纯生苦

592
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,666
雪花没有纯生苦但是雪

593
00:31:00,666 --> 00:31:02,366
花感觉很酸

594
00:31:05,300 --> 00:31:06,666
当狐狸吧

595
00:31:06,933 --> 00:31:08,466
狐狸是坏女人

596
00:31:08,466 --> 00:31:11,299
我要当可爱的猫猫猫不是坏女人

597
00:31:11,300 --> 00:31:12,766
狐狸都是坏女人

598
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,566
前晚班给女老板吃了海底捞

599
00:31:17,566 --> 00:31:18,933
那不是挺好的吗

600
00:31:18,933 --> 00:31:21,799
他其实只是想把你留下来约会而已

601
00:31:21,900 --> 00:31:23,600
想跟你一起过小年

602
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:25,666
你却如此的不解风情

603
00:31:25,700 --> 00:31:29,666
在直播间说给我唱这个生日快乐的

604
00:31:29,666 --> 00:31:30,999
女老板的坏话

605
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,733
主播的欺骗一次是记了

606
00:31:33,733 --> 00:31:35,466
什么状况呃

607
00:31:39,166 --> 00:31:41,866
没有钱剪切片了

608
00:31:41,866 --> 00:31:44,966
没有时间没有钱家人们

609
00:31:46,466 --> 00:31:49,166
我可能真的要招字幕组了

610
00:31:49,166 --> 00:31:51,799
这个主播已经没有办法

611
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,933
所有的事情都自己干了

612
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:55,966
芳芳抱歉

613
00:31:55,966 --> 00:31:58,933
我前段还在咸鱼联系的那种

614
00:31:59,100 --> 00:32:02,333
大学生兼职剪辑这个

615
00:32:02,700 --> 00:32:05,200
但是他们都有点剪不明白

616
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:10,066
VIP的轻片他们只会剪抖音卡点小视频

617
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:13,766
你小年偷偷去网咖开黑了

618
00:32:13,866 --> 00:32:16,733
嗯那家里人不会讲你说

619
00:32:16,766 --> 00:32:19,966
嗯年都不在家过之类的吗

620
00:32:22,300 --> 00:32:25,166
主播说自己手抬不起来的时候

621
00:32:25,466 --> 00:32:26,666
就在过年

622
00:32:26,766 --> 00:32:27,899
什么好事

623
00:32:27,900 --> 00:32:29,533
开香槟啊

624
00:32:29,666 --> 00:32:31,933
戏说荣华富贵是吗

625
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,700
Raymore Mr 10句话9句话女老板

626
00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:41,366
开头他好像刚找到女朋友

627
00:32:41,466 --> 00:32:44,499
想要压抑着跟兄弟们炫耀的心

628
00:32:44,500 --> 00:32:46,100
却怎么都压抑不住

629
00:32:46,133 --> 00:32:49,533
3句都离不开他那个女老板的这个

630
00:32:50,266 --> 00:32:52,199
刚刚谈恋爱的这个

631
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:53,366
那什么呀

632
00:32:53,933 --> 00:32:55,933
你为什么不找我

633
00:32:57,566 --> 00:33:01,866
那有人有人愿意给我当字母走吗

634
00:33:06,300 --> 00:33:07,533
被看出来了

635
00:33:07,533 --> 00:33:12,099
办公室恋情会不会影响工作效率啊

636
00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:16,700
对啊大家都懂得他压抑不住的心啊

637
00:33:16,700 --> 00:33:17,800
你就是惦记着

638
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:20,566
还是暴露了你是一个女老板吹

639
00:33:20,566 --> 00:33:22,799
变着法子的跟我们炫耀

640
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,966
你那个对你好的女老板

641
00:33:27,466 --> 00:33:29,566
真是气死我了

642
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:38,266
不嫌弃的话带我一个吧

643
00:33:38,766 --> 00:33:42,399
目前设想的工作内容就是

644
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:43,600
嗯

645
00:33:47,333 --> 00:33:49,399
照之前留下来的轴

646
00:33:49,900 --> 00:33:51,666
香草之前留下来的轴

647
00:33:51,666 --> 00:33:52,399
然后

648
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:55,766
我把那个内容圈出来大家帮我剪出来

649
00:33:55,766 --> 00:33:57,366
然后上个字幕

650
00:33:57,533 --> 00:34:01,366
我来找人做封面跟那个

651
00:34:03,166 --> 00:34:05,866
写文啊嗯大概这样

652
00:34:11,166 --> 00:34:13,733
我真的好想切片啊

653
00:34:16,166 --> 00:34:20,733
怎么上字母PR剪映都可以

654
00:34:20,900 --> 00:34:22,800
像主播这种直接

655
00:34:22,866 --> 00:34:26,266
那个识别普通话的也没问题

656
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:30,300
因为我的普通话还是挺好的

657
00:34:30,700 --> 00:34:33,900
幕的话应该一键识别也挺快的

658
00:34:33,900 --> 00:34:36,200
欺骗不能再慢慢来了

659
00:34:36,666 --> 00:34:39,299
再慢慢来主播已经凉透了

660
00:34:39,300 --> 00:34:42,466
空有1.4万粉丝了是不是

661
00:34:43,266 --> 00:34:45,533
哎已经走上了这条路

662
00:34:45,533 --> 00:34:47,599
就没有办法回头了

663
00:34:47,766 --> 00:34:50,566
我不是不想欺骗才直播了

664
00:34:50,566 --> 00:34:53,499
是我呢是我如果

665
00:34:55,700 --> 00:34:56,600
嗯

666
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:59,400
放假就多天没空就算了

667
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:02,500
暂时是没有什么时间的

668
00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:07,366
哇20级的牌子哎黄金蛋蛋大师

669
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,766
好厉害的20级

670
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,300
明天我就可以回来走了

671
00:35:13,300 --> 00:35:16,566
哥们什么毛病都没有查出来

672
00:35:16,700 --> 00:35:18,500
明天就可以出院

673
00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:19,600
不可以啊

674
00:35:19,766 --> 00:35:23,799
这个不一样的家人们有些时候那个

675
00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:29,366
身体是没有办法看出来有什么问题的

676
00:35:30,566 --> 00:35:34,533
就比如说你觉得心脏不舒服睡不好觉

677
00:35:34,533 --> 00:35:36,199
然后经常那个

678
00:35:36,466 --> 00:35:38,966
就没事抽抽一下之类的

679
00:35:39,166 --> 00:35:41,299
这是检查不出来的

680
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:45,200
因为你没有在发作的时候

681
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,366
直接去拍心电图的话

682
00:35:47,533 --> 00:35:49,799
他后基本过了那段时间就很

683
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,533
可能看着一切正常

684
00:35:51,533 --> 00:35:53,366
其实还是有隐患的

685
00:35:53,466 --> 00:35:57,399
要以自己身体的一个感官来

686
00:35:57,933 --> 00:36:00,566
为主而不是说呃

687
00:36:00,566 --> 00:36:02,733
这个医院给你开报告

688
00:36:02,733 --> 00:36:04,599
说没事就真的没事了

689
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:06,366
不是真的没事的

690
00:36:07,166 --> 00:36:08,566
要多注意啊

691
00:36:08,566 --> 00:36:11,066
咪呀咪呀你让我抽搐

692
00:36:20,966 --> 00:36:22,166
耳机掉了

693
00:36:23,100 --> 00:36:26,166
谢谢菠萝老师的小花花房

694
00:36:26,166 --> 00:36:27,733
感谢阿力来到

695
00:36:27,966 --> 00:36:30,766
谢谢菠萝老师的8朵小花花

696
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:33,133
非常感谢谢谢谢谢

697
00:36:34,966 --> 00:36:36,333
主要我还是开不

698
00:36:36,333 --> 00:36:39,166
了加班机了现在这个

699
00:36:39,933 --> 00:36:42,466
时间时长之类的

700
00:36:42,466 --> 00:36:45,466
加班机短期都启动不了了

701
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:49,400
谢谢主播蓉儿第二次

702
00:36:50,166 --> 00:36:52,966
对不起对不起

703
00:36:57,100 --> 00:36:58,666
只有18级的牌吧

704
00:36:58,666 --> 00:37:00,366
18级也很厉害了

705
00:37:00,366 --> 00:37:02,099
金色要很久吧

706
00:37:02,333 --> 00:37:04,799
主播今天还打大乱斗吗

707
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,733
大家想帮我打的话可以打一下

708
00:37:08,933 --> 00:37:12,266
因为如果同意开的话我可以开一下

709
00:37:16,066 --> 00:37:18,099
我还有13个BB

710
00:37:18,466 --> 00:37:20,866
可以帮我自己搞一下

711
00:37:20,866 --> 00:37:21,866
那个什么

712
00:37:28,733 --> 00:37:32,799
一对对花来了主播什么时候有游戏回

713
00:37:34,466 --> 00:37:36,699
啊游戏回吗

714
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,533
这个那个

715
00:37:40,933 --> 00:37:43,266
主播玩游戏水平

716
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,133
比较差

717
00:37:45,900 --> 00:37:47,600
不是一般的差

718
00:37:48,133 --> 00:37:52,333
上次玩那个指甲一玩到挠死

719
00:37:52,333 --> 00:37:54,099
后面全都是那个

720
00:37:54,100 --> 00:37:56,500
什么后面全都是那个

721
00:37:56,533 --> 00:37:57,333
呃

722
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:03,066
一个15升16就很难了哥们卡很久

723
00:38:03,066 --> 00:38:05,466
15级已经很厉害了

724
00:38:09,766 --> 00:38:11,333
让我看一下吗

725
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:21,000
我之前玩过一个合成小芝麻

726
00:38:21,066 --> 00:38:23,399
不知道你们有没有玩过那个

727
00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:30,166
我自己玩那个游戏也不会

728
00:38:30,333 --> 00:38:33,566
也不会死但是就是靠积分

729
00:38:33,666 --> 00:38:37,099
我都傻傻呆呆的玩了40多分钟

730
00:38:37,100 --> 00:38:39,066
才发现那个游戏其实

731
00:38:39,166 --> 00:38:41,099
根本不会死人

732
00:38:41,766 --> 00:38:43,266
也没有重点

733
00:38:43,266 --> 00:38:45,366
合成了小芝麻就加分

734
00:38:45,366 --> 00:38:47,866
但加分也没有加太多

735
00:38:50,166 --> 00:38:52,599
今天没有人打大乱斗哎

736
00:38:53,100 --> 00:38:54,400
匹配不到

737
00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:57,566
为什么不是合成后代王者

738
00:38:57,666 --> 00:38:58,566
哈哈

739
00:38:59,000 --> 00:38:59,800
哈

740
00:39:00,333 --> 00:39:02,399
哥们带着U80来了

741
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:03,600
金色的牌子

742
00:39:21,566 --> 00:39:24,399
刚才的那首歌挺好听的

743
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,133
想点个爱心

744
00:39:36,366 --> 00:39:38,499
我最近一直都在想

745
00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:42,600
其实也有很多就不靠切片嘛

746
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:45,166
单纯靠直播的物业

747
00:39:48,266 --> 00:39:51,399
也不会凉成像我这样

748
00:39:51,666 --> 00:39:53,133
所以说

749
00:39:54,300 --> 00:39:56,266
这是为什么呢

750
00:40:03,933 --> 00:40:08,599
有一种这个直言生在此山中的感觉

751
00:40:08,866 --> 00:40:11,799
分析别人的时候头头是道

752
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:13,900
要分析自己的时候呢

753
00:40:14,133 --> 00:40:15,933
就拿不准

754
00:40:17,366 --> 00:40:19,499
我准备怎么过年呀

755
00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:21,133
没有什么能过

756
00:40:21,133 --> 00:40:21,499
的

757
00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:25,800
因为这边第一也没有什么过年的气氛

758
00:40:26,866 --> 00:40:31,099
然后第二就是那几天都考试

759
00:40:31,933 --> 00:40:34,499
30号也考试

760
00:40:34,700 --> 00:40:39,766
然后2月1号也考2月2号也考

761
00:40:40,733 --> 00:40:42,733
没有太多的时间

762
00:40:42,733 --> 00:40:46,133
去准备这个过年相关的东西

763
00:40:46,566 --> 00:40:51,066
可能待会就叫个外卖吃两口就得了

764
00:40:51,166 --> 00:40:54,466
直播跟大家一起播一下

765
00:40:54,666 --> 00:40:57,799
换一个UI之类的嗯

766
00:41:02,766 --> 00:41:04,133
节目策划啊

767
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:06,100
谢谢犀牛

768
00:41:07,333 --> 00:41:09,866
小Kimi的见长放放

769
00:41:09,866 --> 00:41:12,933
感谢阿力哥的卧槽爹

770
00:41:13,566 --> 00:41:14,799
谢谢谢谢啊

771
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:23,366
我刚才想把手举起来鼓掌疼死我了

772
00:41:25,466 --> 00:41:27,733
谢谢青柠的见长芳芳

773
00:41:27,733 --> 00:41:30,099
感谢帮音乐凑个80

774
00:41:30,100 --> 00:41:31,266
谢谢你的支持

775
00:41:31,266 --> 00:41:32,099
i think i do

776
00:41:32,766 --> 00:41:35,499
呃我们好像

777
00:41:36,100 --> 00:41:38,400
过了12点又掉了一个

778
00:41:42,666 --> 00:41:44,966
坏了永远的79见了

779
00:41:46,366 --> 00:41:48,266
永远的79个见长

780
00:41:48,266 --> 00:41:51,699
因为过12点刚才过12点又掉了一个

781
00:41:51,900 --> 00:41:54,500
然后我还是79令人感慨

782
00:41:54,500 --> 00:41:55,700
哈哈

783
00:41:56,366 --> 00:41:57,166
气了

784
00:42:00,700 --> 00:42:01,500
哎

785
00:42:03,900 --> 00:42:06,966
哎我这大乱斗为啥匹配不到呀

786
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:14,733
这是什么意思呢

787
00:42:16,266 --> 00:42:17,866
无法达到80天的

788
00:42:17,866 --> 00:42:19,499
这啊皮到了

789
00:42:19,533 --> 00:42:20,933
哈哈哈

790
00:42:20,933 --> 00:42:22,866
直播给你玩明白了

791
00:42:22,866 --> 00:42:24,933
直播都被我玩烂了都

792
00:42:27,333 --> 00:42:30,966
新店内幕下主播是不是段位太高了

793
00:42:30,966 --> 00:42:32,999
主播是一个青铜白银

794
00:42:33,133 --> 00:42:36,499
应该是这赛季都没有像我这么段位

795
00:42:36,500 --> 00:42:38,733
低还要打大乱斗的人了

796
00:42:39,266 --> 00:42:42,366
因为主播举不起来手所以鼓不了掌

797
00:42:43,700 --> 00:42:44,500
嗯

798
00:42:44,533 --> 00:42:46,166
晚上好一酱

799
00:42:47,100 --> 00:42:50,566
主播都不是说都不给胭脂上分了

800
00:42:50,566 --> 00:42:51,566
还真是

801
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:54,933
而且

802
00:42:54,933 --> 00:43:00,099
我今天看到了那个一个弟弟答谢机

803
00:43:00,100 --> 00:43:02,700
就是可以你们送礼物的时候

804
00:43:02,866 --> 00:43:07,066
然后播放我提前预录好的语音之类的

805
00:43:08,533 --> 00:43:11,399
你们喜欢这个这个那什么吗

806
00:43:11,533 --> 00:43:13,733
你们喜欢这个功能吗

807
00:43:15,866 --> 00:43:18,566
主播想一直百分百胜率

808
00:43:18,566 --> 00:43:20,133
能不能一直赢啊

809
00:43:20,133 --> 00:43:22,933
不想输主播老胜率高了

810
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:28,933
我们的胜率号不能记那太敷

811
00:43:28,933 --> 00:43:32,366
衍了吧不是不是我自己也会感谢的

812
00:43:32,366 --> 00:43:36,366
就是录一段那种像相声之类的

813
00:43:36,466 --> 00:43:38,133
可是没有人送你

814
00:43:38,266 --> 00:43:40,766
你能不能别破我房啊

815
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,200
哎呀

816
00:43:45,366 --> 00:43:46,166
嗯

817
00:43:48,700 --> 00:43:52,566
谢谢天下的智慧之书的

818
00:43:53,566 --> 00:43:57,099
粉玫瑰和智慧之书非常感谢

819
00:43:57,133 --> 00:43:58,466
啊对了天下

820
00:43:58,700 --> 00:44:00,300
嗯我要跟你说的是

821
00:44:00,300 --> 00:44:02,733
就是你的那个地址

822
00:44:02,733 --> 00:44:04,966
因为疫情有限制

823
00:44:05,266 --> 00:44:07,333
你的那个紫色的抱枕

824
00:44:07,333 --> 00:44:09,999
需要到年后才能发货了

825
00:44:10,066 --> 00:44:12,366
现在发不了嗯

826
00:44:13,966 --> 00:44:16,166
这咋还急眼了呢

827
00:44:16,300 --> 00:44:20,366
被人说中痛处狠狠的急眼不行了

828
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:23,500
谢谢梦瑶的5个金币

829
00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:26,000
一个打榜和4个泡泡糖

830
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,000
非常感谢

831
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,066
爱的一个到

832
00:44:30,933 --> 00:44:33,333
为什么现在是领先对手1,000

833
00:44:33,333 --> 00:44:34,499
乱斗值啊

834
00:44:34,733 --> 00:44:38,199
我们何德何能领先对面100块钱

835
00:44:42,366 --> 00:44:46,566
然后大家的那个当期的进场的那个

836
00:44:46,766 --> 00:44:48,466
紫色抱枕都发了

837
00:44:48,466 --> 00:44:50,199
黑色要明天

838
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:51,166
嗯嗯

839
00:44:51,500 --> 00:44:52,866
谢谢大家

840
00:45:03,533 --> 00:45:04,766
上白银断了

841
00:45:04,766 --> 00:45:06,333
我们是白银了吗

842
00:45:07,066 --> 00:45:08,699
因为你是VM

843
00:45:08,900 --> 00:45:11,533
后面还能领先3K接下

844
00:45:12,666 --> 00:45:14,599
那也太多了吧

845
00:45:14,700 --> 00:45:18,333
那是结束的时候然后领先3,000吧

846
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:20,266
抱枕我都不知道藏哪里

847
00:45:20,266 --> 00:45:21,966
我定的挺小的

848
00:45:22,066 --> 00:45:26,066
是40*40吧还是45*45来着

849
00:45:26,066 --> 00:45:28,566
不是特别大就不大

850
00:45:30,333 --> 00:45:32,966
欢迎哈啊晚上好

851
00:45:33,466 --> 00:45:35,099
直接放床上耶

852
00:45:35,133 --> 00:45:36,733
放床上抱着呗

853
00:45:37,066 --> 00:45:40,666
之后那个大尾巴抱枕的话也是

854
00:45:41,366 --> 00:45:43,366
也是放床上抱着

855
00:45:45,933 --> 00:45:47,266
喜欢米燕蜜啊

856
00:45:47,266 --> 00:45:50,766
是一件很丢人的很见不得光的事情了

857
00:45:51,066 --> 00:45:52,699
正好到过年了

858
00:45:52,700 --> 00:45:52,933
到

859
00:45:52,933 --> 00:45:57,133
你的这个亲戚朋友都来到了你的家里

860
00:45:57,133 --> 00:46:00,899
指着你床上的二次元动漫美女抱枕声

861
00:46:00,966 --> 00:46:02,733
哎呀这是谁呀

862
00:46:02,966 --> 00:46:05,366
怎么这么大人还看动画片呢

863
00:46:05,466 --> 00:46:08,499
你就可以骄傲的跟他们说这是我的

864
00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:11,466
单推胭脂米烟咪呀避震

865
00:46:11,466 --> 00:46:13,666
关注22894962

866
00:46:13,666 --> 00:46:16,966
一起度过一个欢声笑语的新年嗯

867
00:46:19,533 --> 00:46:22,533
谢谢哈尔的两个打call吧感谢

868
00:46:25,700 --> 00:46:26,700
等上抱枕

869
00:46:26,700 --> 00:46:29,666
去订一个土一点的套子就好了

870
00:46:29,666 --> 00:46:32,533
凭什么把我塞到这个

871
00:46:32,733 --> 00:46:35,133
呃凭什么把我塞到暗

872
00:46:35,133 --> 00:46:37,466
无天日的照纸里面去啊

873
00:46:37,733 --> 00:46:38,933
凭什么呀

874
00:46:40,533 --> 00:46:44,133
我不行夜夜也要阳光下的土地

875
00:46:46,100 --> 00:46:47,333
喜欢米亚米啊

876
00:46:47,333 --> 00:46:49,166
不是一个丢人的事情

877
00:46:49,166 --> 00:46:51,133
才不是一个丢人的事情呢

878
00:46:51,133 --> 00:46:51,933
哼

879
00:46:52,700 --> 00:46:55,100
我生气啦我操

880
00:46:57,300 --> 00:46:58,566
啊打不过了

881
00:46:58,566 --> 00:47:00,066
家人们我胜利

882
00:47:00,066 --> 00:47:01,366
在对话

883
00:47:03,933 --> 00:47:05,933
啊我要闹了

884
00:47:10,066 --> 00:47:12,133
我大声的喊出来这是我老婆

885
00:47:12,133 --> 00:47:13,333
这是连个锤子

886
00:47:13,333 --> 00:47:14,133
胜啊

887
00:47:15,466 --> 00:47:19,499
这就把直播间的连接二维码打印一份

888
00:47:19,500 --> 00:47:21,300
贴在办公室门口

889
00:47:22,533 --> 00:47:25,866
谢谢周老爷的粉玫瑰

890
00:47:25,966 --> 00:47:29,066
智慧之术智慧之术粉玫瑰

891
00:47:30,066 --> 00:47:30,733
周老爷

892
00:47:30,733 --> 00:47:32,266
一次是呃

893
00:47:34,900 --> 00:47:38,733
对不起我哭死了但是我们还是输了

894
00:47:39,300 --> 00:47:40,900
红豆你给我们打算

895
00:47:40,900 --> 00:47:43,100
没事不打了算了算了

896
00:47:43,533 --> 00:47:45,966
谢谢周老爷的五朵啊

897
00:47:46,066 --> 00:47:50,266
六朵五朵粉玫瑰谢谢谢谢阿力盖的

898
00:47:52,966 --> 00:47:55,866
记了主播胜利记了他

899
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,266
我觉得他就不算玩阴的

900
00:47:58,266 --> 00:48:00,299
他就不算玩阴的吧

901
00:48:01,166 --> 00:48:01,899
他

902
00:48:01,900 --> 00:48:04,600
他还给我留了30秒的家人们

903
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:07,200
我当年上个号打胜利的时候

904
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:11,200
有最后我这边下两个小电视

905
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:13,800
压了对面一个小电视的情况

906
00:48:16,300 --> 00:48:17,366
我急了

907
00:48:18,133 --> 00:48:20,899
哎不要不要还没开呢

908
00:48:20,900 --> 00:48:22,133
不要打呀

909
00:48:23,333 --> 00:48:24,533
你们你们

910
00:48:24,933 --> 00:48:27,266
谢谢香草的5个智慧之书

911
00:48:27,333 --> 00:48:30,066
4个粉玫瑰一个唱片计划

912
00:48:30,066 --> 00:48:31,333
棒棒感谢

913
00:48:32,500 --> 00:48:35,066
能让我再开一把不刚才

914
00:48:47,066 --> 00:48:47,366
我

915
00:48:47,366 --> 00:48:49,699
刚才都还没p到香草

916
00:48:49,733 --> 00:48:52,533
我们我们输了一个上场了所以是

917
00:48:52,533 --> 00:48:53,333
哎

918
00:48:53,933 --> 00:48:55,466
等一下主播

919
00:48:55,466 --> 00:48:57,466
没关系的欢迎9月是

920
00:48:58,100 --> 00:49:00,266
9月是极美的公主

921
00:49:00,266 --> 00:49:02,133
你是VIP出道了吗

922
00:49:02,166 --> 00:49:04,766
我我看了你的主页

923
00:49:04,866 --> 00:49:05,966
哈哈哈

924
00:49:05,966 --> 00:49:08,599
我看了你的主页你出道了吗

925
00:49:08,866 --> 00:49:09,966
欢迎天下

926
00:49:10,166 --> 00:49:12,666
谢谢哈尔的牛蛙牛蛙和埃拉埃拉

927
00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:13,533
阿里嘎达

928
00:49:14,766 --> 00:49:15,999
谢谢谢谢

929
00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:23,266
你是VIP出道了吗

930
00:49:23,266 --> 00:49:26,566
我们有空的话可以一起联动呀嘿嘿

931
00:49:27,100 --> 00:49:28,133
哎没有嘛

932
00:49:28,133 --> 00:49:31,866
我看你这个号看起来像是VIP的样子

933
00:49:35,166 --> 00:49:37,133
原来是我想错了吗

934
00:49:37,133 --> 00:49:38,166
我还在想了

935
00:49:38,166 --> 00:49:40,266
以后我们直播间谁出道了

936
00:49:40,266 --> 00:49:42,799
主播就可以狠狠的和你们联动了

937
00:49:43,900 --> 00:49:46,400
谢谢不与妄语的

938
00:49:47,266 --> 00:49:49,733
4个泡泡糖和6个金币盘

939
00:49:49,733 --> 00:49:51,166
感谢阿里嘎到

940
00:49:51,166 --> 00:49:54,133
谢谢谢谢我们怎么都无效说出来

941
00:49:54,333 --> 00:49:55,299
哈哈哈

942
00:49:55,300 --> 00:49:57,400
对呀待会怎么都无效说出来

943
00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:59,266
只连到熟人是吧

944
00:49:59,600 --> 00:49:59,933
我

945
00:49:59,933 --> 00:50:01,733
我害怕

946
00:50:04,566 --> 00:50:07,966
我说的VA其实就女孩子

947
00:50:07,966 --> 00:50:09,166
不会让你们

948
00:50:09,266 --> 00:50:11,133
不会让你们两眼一黑的

949
00:50:11,133 --> 00:50:13,399
女孩子也就只有两个

950
00:50:14,900 --> 00:50:16,333
也就只有两个

951
00:50:16,333 --> 00:50:20,766
有一个是那个朋友的女朋友

952
00:50:20,766 --> 00:50:22,699
还有一个是那个

953
00:50:27,333 --> 00:50:28,933
一个小妹妹啊三个

954
00:50:28,933 --> 00:50:30,566
一个是朋友的女朋友

955
00:50:30,566 --> 00:50:32,866
另一个是一个妹妹

956
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,733
然后还有一个是三一

957
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:40,300
我就跟这三个v说其他的都不太认识

958
00:50:41,733 --> 00:50:44,733
主播的胜利号已经记了我要重开了

959
00:50:44,733 --> 00:50:46,666
家人们转身了毕业了

960
00:50:46,666 --> 00:50:50,699
明天我们那个米烟MIY见

961
00:50:50,700 --> 00:50:51,733
已经没有烟了

962
00:50:51,733 --> 00:50:54,399
每次转身就会少掉一个字符

963
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:58,666
转身了为了我的胜利号我要

964
00:50:59,466 --> 00:51:01,699
我要换号了拜拜

965
00:51:03,100 --> 00:51:05,333
哪个兄弟过去帮我刷个电池

966
00:51:05,333 --> 00:51:06,366
为什么呀

967
00:51:07,333 --> 00:51:08,933
就要两眼一黑的

968
00:51:08,933 --> 00:51:11,933
没有呀还认识一些男生啊

969
00:51:11,933 --> 00:51:13,466
欢迎奈奈大夫

970
00:51:13,566 --> 00:51:13,933
嗯

971
00:51:13,933 --> 00:51:15,266
是本人吗

972
00:51:15,933 --> 00:51:17,166
新年快乐

973
00:51:20,500 --> 00:51:21,566
主播是好胜心

974
00:51:21,566 --> 00:51:24,666
真的是我就是特别好胜的我

975
00:51:26,300 --> 00:51:28,533
炸鱼都不能百分百胜率

976
00:51:28,533 --> 00:51:30,366
我要卸载这个游戏了

977
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,733
谢谢送官的金币和泡泡糖

978
00:51:33,733 --> 00:51:35,399
饭是本人哇

979
00:51:35,866 --> 00:51:37,666
猫猫贴贴

980
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:41,933
他是对面的主播

981
00:51:41,933 --> 00:51:45,533
哦哦他是对面的主播呀我以为

982
00:51:47,266 --> 00:51:47,499
啊

983
00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:49,400
原来他是对面的主播

984
00:51:51,533 --> 00:51:52,333
啊

985
00:51:53,333 --> 00:51:54,199
怎么会有

986
00:51:56,733 --> 00:51:57,566
抱不住了

987
00:51:57,566 --> 00:52:00,466
谢谢咱俩大夫的关注我这个号

988
00:52:00,466 --> 00:52:01,766
这个号没有关注你

989
00:52:01,766 --> 00:52:03,466
等我下播了之后关注你

990
00:52:03,466 --> 00:52:05,466
哎我可不可以现在关注来着

991
00:52:08,066 --> 00:52:10,299
我经常在首页刷到你的视频啊

992
00:52:10,300 --> 00:52:11,466
就是那个

993
00:52:13,133 --> 00:52:14,999
爱基尼德米线

994
00:52:15,733 --> 00:52:19,166
我约米亚欺软怕硬我就是这样的

995
00:52:20,300 --> 00:52:23,333
狠狠的对大卫进行一个互粉

996
00:52:23,533 --> 00:52:25,366
谢谢嘿嘿

997
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:29,533
他走了吗

998
00:52:31,466 --> 00:52:34,566
猫咪长大了但是雨刮器还是那样

999
00:52:35,100 --> 00:52:35,400
嗯

1000
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:37,400
你看过我小的时候吗

1001
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:40,333
你知道我小的时候长什么样吗亲

1002
00:52:40,333 --> 00:52:43,266
谢谢亲一眼啊送看的情书吧

1003
00:52:43,266 --> 00:52:44,366
感谢啊厉害的

1004
00:52:44,366 --> 00:52:46,399
你看过我小的时候长什么样吗

1005
00:52:50,133 --> 00:52:51,733
小绿一下家人们

1006
00:52:51,733 --> 00:52:52,533
嗯

1007
00:52:53,500 --> 00:52:55,533
这是我小的时候

1008
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:02,266
我觉得大家可能都不认识

1009
00:53:02,466 --> 00:53:04,733
呃幼年的米亚米亚了

1010
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:12,533
是香草这是我这是米燕咪呀

1011
00:53:13,866 --> 00:53:14,966
这是我

1012
00:53:15,333 --> 00:53:18,166
这是我小的时候我的前世

1013
00:53:18,166 --> 00:53:20,166
我以前就长这样子呢

1014
00:53:21,700 --> 00:53:23,600
那个坏女人终于走了

1015
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:27,000
现在是我们米燕小喵的时代

1016
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:27,933
哈哈

1017
00:53:30,166 --> 00:53:33,166
可爱吗不可爱吗你

1018
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:36,000
我可爱吗

1019
00:53:41,666 --> 00:53:45,999
是香草是我啦就是本人就是本人

1020
00:53:46,533 --> 00:53:47,866
哈哈

1021
00:53:48,666 --> 00:53:53,533
呃呃米呀米呀嗯这个以前的那个

1022
00:53:55,166 --> 00:53:59,766
一天的那个尾巴转转比较轻松写意啊

1023
00:53:59,766 --> 00:54:01,866
这个对电脑要求没那么高

1024
00:54:01,866 --> 00:54:03,333
因为没那么多按键

1025
00:54:03,333 --> 00:54:04,599
画质也不高

1026
00:54:04,766 --> 00:54:05,566
嘿嘿

1027
00:54:06,100 --> 00:54:09,900
除了转尾巴会揣摩之外一切都很好哦

1028
00:54:10,333 --> 00:54:13,133
老东西别搁这RP了

1029
00:54:14,466 --> 00:54:15,533
哎我这个

1030
00:54:18,966 --> 00:54:19,766
啊

1031
00:54:20,566 --> 00:54:21,533
啊

1032
00:54:22,533 --> 00:54:23,466
可恶

1033
00:54:24,666 --> 00:54:26,533
这是我的老东西啊

1034
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:31,733
你好过分

1035
00:54:31,733 --> 00:54:33,566
无敌正那个什么老爷

1036
00:54:33,566 --> 00:54:37,099
我宣布你被开除了这个糯米球籍贯了

1037
00:54:38,066 --> 00:54:41,666
老女人哥们说喜欢你你怎么不开心呐

1038
00:54:43,133 --> 00:54:44,699
气死我了

1039
00:54:44,700 --> 00:54:46,466
谁是老女人呐

1040
00:54:47,166 --> 00:54:48,499
实事求是

1041
00:54:51,166 --> 00:54:55,966
无敌啊叫那个什么老爷哥哥叫

1042
00:54:56,266 --> 00:55:00,899
你怎么能说人家家是老女人呢

1043
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:05,200
简直就是让人难以接受呀

1044
00:55:05,666 --> 00:55:07,299
我好恶心啊

1045
00:55:07,900 --> 00:55:11,333
我我好恶心啊我受不了了哈哈

1046
00:55:11,700 --> 00:55:13,300
哈哈

1047
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:17,333
谢谢中国人的这个紫金宝和的智慧之

1048
00:55:17,333 --> 00:55:18,933
树啊非常感谢家人们

1049
00:55:18,966 --> 00:55:21,133
这个我我我我上辈子

1050
00:55:21,133 --> 00:55:23,399
我上辈子说话就比较比较

1051
00:55:23,500 --> 00:55:25,500
比较那个温柔小艺啊

1052
00:55:25,500 --> 00:55:28,333
可能这辈子大家有点接受不了啊

1053
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:31,733
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

1054
00:55:31,733 --> 00:55:38,399
别跑我错了别跑别跑呀别跑呀

1055
00:55:39,966 --> 00:55:42,299
干嘛别打扰人家了我受不了了

1056
00:55:42,300 --> 00:55:43,800
很恶心但可以多来点

1057
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:45,366
我这辈子比较正常啊

1058
00:55:45,933 --> 00:55:47,966
这辈子比较接近本音啊

1059
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:51,400
上辈子比较甜啊比较甜一点啊

1060
00:55:52,933 --> 00:55:54,599
绝杀时刻开启

1061
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:56,300
这还看人下菜碟是吧

1062
00:55:56,300 --> 00:55:58,566
这怎么又领先100乱斗级就能赢啊

1063
00:55:58,566 --> 00:55:59,866
切片不是这样的

1064
00:55:59,866 --> 00:56:01,266
切片是啥样的

1065
00:56:01,566 --> 00:56:02,799
切片是啥样的

1066
00:56:03,700 --> 00:56:04,966
你跟我说说

1067
00:56:10,333 --> 00:56:11,599
还是这辈子好

1068
00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:14,600
哈哈哈我也觉得这辈子好点啊

1069
00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:17,866
比较简单比较贴近大家的这个喜好

1070
00:56:17,866 --> 00:56:19,699
然后也也比较可爱

1071
00:56:19,700 --> 00:56:21,966
这辈子甜这辈子闲失是吧

1072
00:56:21,966 --> 00:56:23,266
不但闲失

1073
00:56:23,266 --> 00:56:24,066
甚至

1074
00:56:25,333 --> 00:56:26,999
哈哈哈

1075
00:56:29,666 --> 00:56:30,466
喵

1076
00:56:31,300 --> 00:56:32,600
对面也是胜利队

1077
00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:34,366
对面为啥是胜利队啊

1078
00:56:34,766 --> 00:56:36,999
他要狠狠的领先我是吧

1079
00:56:42,266 --> 00:56:44,266
上辈子的尾巴也可以串好

1080
00:56:48,533 --> 00:56:49,399
对面的胜利

1081
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:52,566
那是185场零胜利是吧

1082
00:56:54,666 --> 00:56:57,266
谢谢你谢谢你谢谢你

1083
00:56:57,266 --> 00:56:58,966
这个空白昵称不可用

1084
00:56:58,966 --> 00:57:00,399
谢谢你谢谢你

1085
00:57:01,066 --> 00:57:02,466
太感谢了

1086
00:57:07,466 --> 00:57:08,966
对面比主播高尚

1087
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:11,166
对面怎么就比主播高尚了

1088
00:57:18,733 --> 00:57:19,533
你们一定要提

1089
00:57:19,533 --> 00:57:21,499
醒我没事不要动左手啊

1090
00:57:21,500 --> 00:57:23,066
我的左手现在已经

1091
00:57:23,666 --> 00:57:25,766
压压不下来了

1092
00:57:26,933 --> 00:57:28,966
哎打这个东西

1093
00:57:29,266 --> 00:57:30,066
真的

1094
00:57:30,066 --> 00:57:32,499
我什么时候能到白银蹭个星光啊

1095
00:57:32,500 --> 00:57:36,533
家人们现在兜里揣着可怜巴巴两块钱

1096
00:57:36,766 --> 00:57:38,133
挺无语的

1097
00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:45,200
没事不要动左手

1098
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:46,400
好的好的

1099
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:47,933
我会记住的

1100
00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:58,766
HPV疫苗的时候

1101
00:57:59,133 --> 00:58:01,099
副作用比这个还要小一点

1102
00:58:01,100 --> 00:58:04,600
我去那个香港打的那个疫苗

1103
00:58:06,900 --> 00:58:10,300
看看秋蝶这么小的小猫你也要看

1104
00:58:10,300 --> 00:58:11,266
秋蝶

1105
00:58:12,266 --> 00:58:14,199
你真的好变态哦

1106
00:58:14,266 --> 00:58:15,066
come on

1107
00:58:15,966 --> 00:58:18,099
这么小的小猫也要砍舅爹

1108
00:58:18,566 --> 00:58:21,333
不过我前世的尾巴比这辈子都软哦

1109
00:58:21,333 --> 00:58:22,866
你们有没有发现

1110
00:58:24,100 --> 00:58:25,800
再倒一碗羊尖人

1111
00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:27,766
我爱燕宝我爱香草

1112
00:58:27,766 --> 00:58:29,533
谢谢香草的支持

1113
00:58:29,700 --> 00:58:31,766
好好休息是正确的你

1114
00:58:33,933 --> 00:58:35,133
屏幕然后拿出来看

1115
00:58:35,133 --> 00:58:37,466
因为我也从来没有把自己倒挂着看

1116
00:58:37,466 --> 00:58:38,533
我把你倒挂起来

1117
00:58:38,533 --> 00:58:39,533
好可爱啊

1118
00:58:45,933 --> 00:58:47,999
这腿好像两根烟

1119
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:49,100
那q版吗

1120
00:58:49,100 --> 00:58:50,700
像苍蝇宝宝

1121
00:58:50,700 --> 00:58:52,866
谁说的我像苍蝇宝宝

1122
00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:55,100
两个腿像筷子一样

1123
00:58:55,100 --> 00:58:56,600
那你还要看啊

1124
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:01,333
谁说的像苍蝇宝宝

1125
00:59:04,766 --> 00:59:07,699
哎呀这个这个这个只能笑

1126
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:09,933
他没有别的表情

1127
00:59:10,066 --> 00:59:11,199
啊对还有这个

1128
00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:13,566
我可以狠狠的狠狠的质问你们

1129
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:17,000
可以顶个问号狠狠的质问你们

1130
00:59:17,100 --> 00:59:17,900
哈哈

1131
00:59:20,166 --> 00:59:21,866
大咕大咕哼

1132
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:25,800
肚子饿了不可以吃虫子要吃好的

1133
00:59:29,466 --> 00:59:33,766
看起来都像食物像像你会吃苍蝇啊

1134
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:34,933
好奇蒙哦

1135
00:59:35,766 --> 00:59:38,166
其实它还有一些其他的膜

1136
00:59:38,166 --> 00:59:40,699
它这个膜前里面有一些免费的

1137
00:59:40,700 --> 00:59:41,700
比如说

1138
00:59:41,733 --> 00:59:42,533
嗯

1139
00:59:47,366 --> 00:59:48,166
喵

1140
00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:49,600
Coco哈

1141
00:59:50,100 --> 00:59:52,466
哈哈这是我猫猫的模型啊

1142
00:59:52,533 --> 00:59:55,133
这个专门满足Facebook的这种

1143
00:59:55,466 --> 00:59:56,366
喵

1144
00:59:58,700 --> 01:00:00,500
换回我原来的衣服吧

1145
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:05,266
你看这个换那种小的就没事

1146
01:00:05,300 --> 01:00:07,100
换大的就会绿屏

1147
01:00:07,100 --> 01:00:09,000
因为这个膜太大了

1148
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:10,400
就黑猫吧

1149
01:00:10,533 --> 01:00:12,499
黑猫比你可爱

1150
01:00:14,866 --> 01:00:15,666
嗯

1151
01:00:15,866 --> 01:00:17,566
不听不听我

1152
01:00:17,566 --> 01:00:18,499
也要回来

1153
01:00:21,100 --> 01:00:23,800
谢谢天下的白银宝盒的金币棒

1154
01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:25,166
感谢阿狸关注

1155
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:34,266
我不要黑猫我要白猫

1156
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:36,000
我绿了

1157
01:00:36,366 --> 01:00:37,299
你没有绿

1158
01:00:37,300 --> 01:00:38,333
我想抱不来

1159
01:00:38,333 --> 01:00:40,266
我就喜欢哼

1160
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:46,100
我是大智者

1161
01:00:46,100 --> 01:00:47,000
可爱的妈妈

1162
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:49,566
主播有考虑过cos武功琉璃吗

1163
01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:52,100
没想到你还有这口味

1164
01:00:52,100 --> 01:00:53,500
你还挺怀旧的

1165
01:00:55,100 --> 01:00:57,366
你还挺怀旧的嘛

1166
01:01:01,066 --> 01:01:02,166
你也饿了

1167
01:01:02,166 --> 01:01:04,333
我今天还没有吃东西呢

1168
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:05,200
啊

1169
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:10,933
是什么

1170
01:01:10,933 --> 01:01:13,999
你等一下再和我看看个看个邮件啊

1171
01:01:19,100 --> 01:01:20,166
这是个啥

1172
01:01:39,133 --> 01:01:42,166
啊没事了家人们没事了

1173
01:01:48,733 --> 01:01:51,199
看完了看完了啊没啥大事

1174
01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:51,966
吓我一跳

1175
01:01:51,966 --> 01:01:52,699
哎呀

1176
01:01:52,700 --> 01:01:55,666
我以为我以为学校有什么临时的召唤

1177
01:01:59,133 --> 01:02:00,133
谢谢我亲

1178
01:02:00,466 --> 01:02:01,333
爱的爱了爱了

1179
01:02:01,333 --> 01:02:04,066
非常感谢爱的爱到谢谢亲爱的爱了

1180
01:02:04,066 --> 01:02:05,733
我只看到他们在一起那段

1181
01:02:05,733 --> 01:02:07,666
没有去看后面呢

1182
01:02:07,666 --> 01:02:08,999
谢谢郑老爷的

1183
01:02:09,166 --> 01:02:12,166
智慧之书智慧之书智慧之书智慧之书

1184
01:02:12,166 --> 01:02:14,366
粉玫瑰智慧之书智慧之书

1185
01:02:14,966 --> 01:02:17,299
智慧之术智慧之术粉玫瑰

1186
01:02:17,500 --> 01:02:20,733
谢谢圣光的智慧之术房感谢爱离开照

1187
01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:22,266
谢谢谢谢

1188
01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:25,500
什么没事你在说什么主播

1189
01:02:25,500 --> 01:02:27,200
我在说那个那个

1190
01:02:27,300 --> 01:02:28,800
就是就是

1191
01:02:28,900 --> 01:02:29,700
嗯

1192
01:02:31,266 --> 01:02:34,733
我以为是学校给我催作业的邮件了

1193
01:02:42,866 --> 01:02:45,533
主播现在充满了智慧像姻缘

1194
01:02:45,533 --> 01:02:46,566
哈哈

1195
01:02:47,300 --> 01:02:49,200
大伙一般都偷塔吧

1196
01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:51,966
好像都没有没有说不偷了

1197
01:02:51,966 --> 01:02:53,533
不玩偷塔的人咋办

1198
01:02:53,533 --> 01:02:54,699
充满了睿智

1199
01:02:54,933 --> 01:02:56,566
我一直都很聪明啊

1200
01:02:56,566 --> 01:02:59,333
所以你们才会在直播间爆出智慧之书

1201
01:02:59,333 --> 01:03:00,133
的

1202
01:03:00,666 --> 01:03:04,133
嗯对然后就是主播还在作业是吧

1203
01:03:04,133 --> 01:03:05,199
你们现在百

1204
01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:07,566
元宝盒最高档的那个东西叫什么

1205
01:03:07,733 --> 01:03:08,666
家人们

1206
01:03:17,333 --> 01:03:18,299
那个白银宝盒

1207
01:03:18,300 --> 01:03:20,300
现在最高档的是什么东西来着

1208
01:03:20,300 --> 01:03:21,700
缺啥补啥

1209
01:03:22,300 --> 01:03:26,400
说自己聪明的人一般都不怎么聪明

1210
01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:27,200
嗯

1211
01:03:29,133 --> 01:03:29,866
我一直都

1212
01:03:29,866 --> 01:03:31,199
很聪明的欢迎

1213
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:33,133
兔姐新年快乐

1214
01:03:33,733 --> 01:03:35,733
我没有赖作业

1215
01:03:36,266 --> 01:03:39,733
我才没有呢谢谢大家加油喵

1216
01:03:39,966 --> 01:03:40,766
哦

1217
01:03:52,166 --> 01:03:54,866
那新年快乐新年快乐

1218
01:03:55,566 --> 01:03:57,333
自己今天是怎么过的

1219
01:03:57,866 --> 01:03:59,299
突然已经过去啊

1220
01:03:59,533 --> 01:04:01,166
已经过去了吗

1221
01:04:01,866 --> 01:04:03,699
啊对对对已经

1222
01:04:04,966 --> 01:04:07,099
啊对已经过了

1223
01:04:07,766 --> 01:04:10,066
快开播嗯

1224
01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:12,733
什么快开播

1225
01:04:13,500 --> 01:04:15,166
不是已经开播了吗

1226
01:04:15,366 --> 01:04:16,533
我在这里呢

1227
01:04:18,566 --> 01:04:20,699
已经12:40了

1228
01:04:27,100 --> 01:04:30,133
等一下下播了之后还要去写作业

1229
01:04:30,266 --> 01:04:33,066
怎么会有这么悲惨的主播呀

1230
01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:36,266
智慧之书看多了就这个下场

1231
01:04:37,500 --> 01:04:40,166
那你能让我看一眼超级战舰吗

1232
01:04:40,166 --> 01:04:41,733
我这辈子还没见过的

1233
01:04:41,733 --> 01:04:44,199
能不能让我像战舰一样聪明又睿智

1234
01:04:44,666 --> 01:04:48,299
兔子今天参加了别人的生日宴

1235
01:04:49,333 --> 01:04:50,133
哦

1236
01:04:51,933 --> 01:04:54,266
生日宴可以叫生日宴的

1237
01:04:54,266 --> 01:04:56,466
就说一般都很厉害吧

1238
01:04:56,466 --> 01:04:57,733
为什么穿的那么厚

1239
01:04:57,733 --> 01:04:59,499
后面还有个扇叶在扇

1240
01:04:59,900 --> 01:05:01,333
这是我的尾巴哦

1241
01:05:01,333 --> 01:05:03,599
只有聪明的人才能看得见

1242
01:05:04,866 --> 01:05:07,899
如果你看到尾巴出现了残影

1243
01:05:08,166 --> 01:05:10,399
然后不是一条的情况

1244
01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:14,600
请及时来到2289多盯着可爱的猫猫就医

1245
01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:16,600
就可以缓解这种精神上

1246
01:05:16,733 --> 01:05:18,999
过大压力带来的幻觉

1247
01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:21,266
自己可以开播

1248
01:05:21,266 --> 01:05:22,066
哈哈

1249
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:25,933
因为尾巴是可拆卸的

1250
01:05:26,366 --> 01:05:27,999
烟神的新衣

1251
01:05:30,533 --> 01:05:32,099
我又有新衣服了

1252
01:05:32,100 --> 01:05:35,333
家人们这次应该会更厉害

1253
01:05:35,466 --> 01:05:40,133
就比之前要厉害好多的新衣服

1254
01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:44,800
我都已经忘了我以前穿的什么样了

1255
01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:49,166
可能跟我之前的那套配色

1256
01:05:49,300 --> 01:05:51,200
稍微有一点点相似

1257
01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:54,366
带有一些完全不一样的新功能

1258
01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:55,400
嗯

1259
01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:06,400
台姐什么时候开播呀

1260
01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:09,500
台姐在境外可能很难搞吧

1261
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:10,800
哎

1262
01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:12,933
在家就不能怎么了

1263
01:06:12,933 --> 01:06:15,133
唱唱歌比Kimi吗

1264
01:06:15,700 --> 01:06:16,500
嗯

1265
01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:18,666
你们喜欢这口啊

1266
01:06:20,566 --> 01:06:21,166
比基尼

1267
01:06:21,166 --> 01:06:24,533
当然是要到夏天才能穿的东西啊

1268
01:06:24,866 --> 01:06:29,566
情人节情人节跟你们约会的东西

1269
01:06:32,733 --> 01:06:33,199
当然呢

1270
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:35,333
这个如果现实生活中

1271
01:06:35,333 --> 01:06:37,599
你的女朋友穿着像我一样的衣服

1272
01:06:37,600 --> 01:06:40,200
然后跟你说今天我们上街去玩

1273
01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:42,100
然后一起约会吧之类的

1274
01:06:42,100 --> 01:06:44,000
可能你们会两眼一黑啊

1275
01:06:44,600 --> 01:06:45,666
因为为什么呢

1276
01:06:45,666 --> 01:06:47,399
因为因为确实是有点

1277
01:06:47,400 --> 01:06:50,166
相对于现实来说稍微有点奇装异服

1278
01:06:50,166 --> 01:06:53,099
但是我很满意这个风格我很喜欢

1279
01:06:54,100 --> 01:06:56,000
能不能来点修女服

1280
01:06:57,066 --> 01:06:59,566
修女服没有大大大是没有灵魂的

1281
01:06:59,566 --> 01:07:00,466
而主播呢

1282
01:07:00,466 --> 01:07:02,799
则是一如既往的都是平的要命

1283
01:07:03,666 --> 01:07:05,399
在家开的超市

1284
01:07:07,066 --> 01:07:08,866
你们俩是不是有什么不可告人

1285
01:07:08,866 --> 01:07:09,933
来点旗袍

1286
01:07:09,933 --> 01:07:12,499
你跟女朋友出去燕子会不会两眼一黑

1287
01:07:12,500 --> 01:07:13,666
你是谁啊

1288
01:07:13,900 --> 01:07:16,466
是不是有点自我意识过上

1289
01:07:18,266 --> 01:07:20,966
你的自我意识好像是饿饿了

1290
01:07:38,866 --> 01:07:42,166
轻女服开高叉露白丝

1291
01:07:42,566 --> 01:07:46,199
又白丝但是没有开高叉

1292
01:07:47,966 --> 01:07:49,733
那其实我在想我

1293
01:07:49,766 --> 01:07:51,766
我我在我在思考一个事情

1294
01:07:51,766 --> 01:07:52,566
就是

1295
01:07:53,100 --> 01:07:56,333
这个衣服我想我想做一个简单版的

1296
01:07:56,333 --> 01:08:00,266
就是把把外面都隐藏一下然后就

1297
01:08:02,766 --> 01:08:03,966
还没想好

1298
01:08:03,966 --> 01:08:05,899
这个穿的其实挺多的

1299
01:08:05,900 --> 01:08:08,500
就比我现在的多很多

1300
01:08:08,766 --> 01:08:11,299
全身上下就露了一块脖子

1301
01:08:11,300 --> 01:08:13,000
跟那个一块手肘

1302
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:15,200
剩下别的地方都没露出来

1303
01:08:17,700 --> 01:08:20,600
谢谢你是天敌郑老爷

1304
01:08:21,133 --> 01:08:24,099
天敌郑老爷是那个谁是天敌啊

1305
01:08:24,100 --> 01:08:24,600
你们也知道

1306
01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:25,066
那什么

1307
01:08:25,066 --> 01:08:27,299
谢谢郑老爷的紫金宝盒的智慧之处

1308
01:08:27,300 --> 01:08:28,933
非常感谢爱丽来到

1309
01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:32,600
有本事无敌

1310
01:08:32,600 --> 01:08:35,600
小葡萄主播一直都充满了睿智

1311
01:08:36,900 --> 01:08:38,200
一定一定要克制住

1312
01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:41,766
不能把新衣服然后提前透露给你们看

1313
01:08:41,766 --> 01:08:44,466
因为透露给你们看的话

1314
01:08:44,933 --> 01:08:46,999
就会没有新意了

1315
01:08:47,500 --> 01:08:52,100
只能说这一套是比较符合我的人设了

1316
01:08:52,100 --> 01:08:54,933
然后又有了新的装饰

1317
01:08:56,166 --> 01:08:57,666
新的发型

1318
01:08:57,700 --> 01:08:58,566
然后

1319
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:02,100
有一些你们想不到的新功能脸谢谢兔

1320
01:09:02,100 --> 01:09:03,466
姐的干杯来了一个

1321
01:09:03,466 --> 01:09:05,299
到主播怎么换衣服

1322
01:09:05,300 --> 01:09:06,933
偷偷把外套又换上了

1323
01:09:06,933 --> 01:09:09,266
那当然是因为我们的这个

1324
01:09:10,166 --> 01:09:13,199
我们的我们的心肌壁越来越厚了

1325
01:09:15,400 --> 01:09:17,500
看看看看不能给你们看

1326
01:09:17,533 --> 01:09:18,966
不可以给你们看

1327
01:09:19,366 --> 01:09:21,499
主播没有新花样了

1328
01:09:22,466 --> 01:09:24,166
天天换衣服是吧

1329
01:09:25,333 --> 01:09:28,999
不是踩人但是是比较酷炫的功能

1330
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:31,933
不能说是那种很烂很烂的

1331
01:09:35,166 --> 01:09:36,166
就比如说

1332
01:09:36,800 --> 01:09:39,100
眼睛是心灵的窗口

1333
01:09:39,100 --> 01:09:42,100
然后心的功能可能会涉及到

1334
01:09:43,300 --> 01:09:46,666
一些看起来很像是有魔法的情况

1335
01:09:47,166 --> 01:09:49,533
眼睛的魔法会是什么样的呢

1336
01:10:05,933 --> 01:10:08,299
把眼珠子拆下来

1337
01:10:08,933 --> 01:10:10,866
今天我盘头发

1338
01:10:12,266 --> 01:10:14,299
嗯我以后也会盘头发的

1339
01:10:14,300 --> 01:10:16,533
保时捷呃呃

1340
01:10:17,266 --> 01:10:19,299
你有点28G了

1341
01:10:19,566 --> 01:10:21,599
你是有点28G了

1342
01:10:22,366 --> 01:10:23,899
眼睛是激光

1343
01:10:24,366 --> 01:10:26,899
对差不多相差不多

1344
01:10:29,766 --> 01:10:32,699
海梦一样的眼睛是什么样的呀

1345
01:10:35,133 --> 01:10:36,199
海梦

1346
01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:39,666
如果你们愿意的话其实可以做那个

1347
01:10:39,666 --> 01:10:41,699
就是头发跟眼睛

1348
01:10:42,200 --> 01:10:45,300
彩虹色变换像那个玛丽苏

1349
01:10:47,300 --> 01:10:49,333
那个做起来其实挺简单的

1350
01:10:49,333 --> 01:10:50,599
那个不算太难

1351
01:10:53,900 --> 01:10:58,166
梦是最近那个新的那个什么更衣人偶

1352
01:10:58,266 --> 01:11:00,966
这个坠入爱河对吧

1353
01:11:01,566 --> 01:11:03,299
这个为什么这么火呀

1354
01:11:03,300 --> 01:11:04,966
好多人都在看这个

1355
01:11:08,166 --> 01:11:09,166
这个女主角

1356
01:11:09,700 --> 01:11:11,133
这个这个

1357
01:11:13,366 --> 01:11:16,899
这个胸感觉还挺大的

1358
01:11:17,566 --> 01:11:19,199
怎么是祖国人

1359
01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:22,100
怎么是什么s暂停我是中国人啦

1360
01:11:23,266 --> 01:11:24,566
怎么就烂了

1361
01:11:26,133 --> 01:11:28,366
我看了我觉得还行因为女主好看

1362
01:11:28,366 --> 01:11:29,666
我打算今天晚上看看

1363
01:11:29,666 --> 01:11:31,266
正好也看了那个吗

1364
01:11:34,100 --> 01:11:35,166
为什么说啦

1365
01:11:35,466 --> 01:11:38,899
是说主播是祖国人

1366
01:11:38,900 --> 01:11:41,200
我想在哪充就在哪充

1367
01:11:41,200 --> 01:11:42,766
这是这是什么坑

1368
01:11:43,300 --> 01:11:44,866
我以为你们说的是

1369
01:11:45,300 --> 01:11:46,100
嗯

1370
01:11:46,666 --> 01:11:48,699
谢谢春光的小花花榜

1371
01:11:48,700 --> 01:11:50,700
感谢爱丽爱的RGB炫彩头发

1372
01:11:50,700 --> 01:11:53,000
对对对对对对就是这种功能

1373
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:54,300
你们会喜欢吗

1374
01:12:03,966 --> 01:12:06,999
和剧情更改

1375
01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:11,466
性感

1376
01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:16,700
喜欢换装娃娃

1377
01:12:26,266 --> 01:12:29,133
好多漂亮小姐姐cos女主哦嘿嘿

1378
01:12:29,333 --> 01:12:32,399
啊谢谢让馒头送给你的爱之魔力

1379
01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:35,300
非常感谢谢谢让馒头爱你来到

1380
01:12:36,366 --> 01:12:38,366
为什么想一些这种IGB玩意

1381
01:12:38,366 --> 01:12:40,599
你是不是背着我们偷偷出去蹦迪了

1382
01:12:40,766 --> 01:12:43,899
你没有幻想过以后掌握了魔法

1383
01:12:43,900 --> 01:12:46,466
就让自己的身体的某个部位

1384
01:12:46,533 --> 01:12:48,866
法国然后与众不同嘛

1385
01:12:48,866 --> 01:12:50,766
我肯定是幻想过的

1386
01:12:51,700 --> 01:12:54,933
你没有幻想过一切根据自己的想法

1387
01:12:54,933 --> 01:12:57,799
然后轻松更换发色之类的吗

1388
01:12:57,800 --> 01:12:59,666
我肯定是想过的呀

1389
01:12:59,666 --> 01:13:00,266
我是很有

1390
01:13:00,266 --> 01:13:01,866
少女心的一个人

1391
01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:05,366
整点障碍

1392
01:13:05,600 --> 01:13:07,166
玫瑰花的葬礼

1393
01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:11,300
谢谢兔林暖业的Picapan感谢Aligat

1394
01:13:11,933 --> 01:13:13,266
有自己的宗旨

1395
01:13:13,266 --> 01:13:15,099
你们不会要有IGB就是宗

1396
01:13:15,100 --> 01:13:16,133
旨这种功能吧

1397
01:13:16,133 --> 01:13:17,366
你们好恶心

1398
01:13:17,766 --> 01:13:20,199
说说这什么

1399
01:13:20,866 --> 01:13:21,699
啊

1400
01:13:22,266 --> 01:13:22,899
什么东西

1401
01:13:22,900 --> 01:13:24,700
闪耀我就是不好说

1402
01:13:25,600 --> 01:13:26,400
呃呃呃

1403
01:13:27,300 --> 01:13:29,733
一天换衣服可以了呀

1404
01:13:30,366 --> 01:13:31,966
阿吉利麦克风巨帅

1405
01:13:31,966 --> 01:13:32,866
对呀对呀

1406
01:13:32,933 --> 01:13:34,766
会动的然后那种

1407
01:13:35,300 --> 01:13:36,733
那种多可爱呀

1408
01:13:37,200 --> 01:13:39,566
谁说的重生之闪耀牛

1409
01:13:42,400 --> 01:13:45,533
我真的接受不了神厨小富贵的金手指

1410
01:13:45,533 --> 01:13:47,699
你不是要睡觉了吗香草

1411
01:13:47,700 --> 01:13:49,500
谁说的要睡觉了

1412
01:13:52,333 --> 01:13:54,399
谁说的要睡觉的

1413
01:13:58,466 --> 01:14:00,733
黑夜中最闪亮的妞妞

1414
01:14:01,466 --> 01:14:03,533
谢谢妞妞的三朵小花花榜

1415
01:14:03,533 --> 01:14:04,966
感谢爱丽来到

1416
01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:07,733
能不能不要这个暂时领先守塔的

1417
01:14:07,733 --> 01:14:09,666
这个提示好弱智啊

1418
01:14:09,966 --> 01:14:11,866
挂着2289很难睡着

1419
01:14:11,866 --> 01:14:13,899
没有你骗我

1420
01:14:13,900 --> 01:14:14,700
你肯定

1421
01:14:15,666 --> 01:14:16,999
没有努力去睡觉

1422
01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:19,866
因为别的音乐人都跟我说说那个

1423
01:14:19,866 --> 01:14:20,799
我直播间

1424
01:14:20,900 --> 01:14:23,066
特别适合拿来睡觉的

1425
01:14:23,600 --> 01:14:26,166
他被闪耀牛牛吓醒

1426
01:14:26,366 --> 01:14:27,933
哈哈哈

1427
01:14:27,933 --> 01:14:30,499
怎么会有人想到发光的身体

1428
01:14:30,500 --> 01:14:32,366
不会是那个啥呀

1429
01:14:33,500 --> 01:14:34,366
好5连胜

1430
01:14:34,366 --> 01:14:35,466
不打了不打了

1431
01:14:35,466 --> 01:14:36,399
停了停了

1432
01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:38,133
我们我们我们好厉害

1433
01:14:38,133 --> 01:14:39,266
我们有5连胜了

1434
01:14:39,266 --> 01:14:41,666
我们是冠军啊厉害的

1435
01:14:42,300 --> 01:14:43,333
欢迎月下星啊

1436
01:14:43,500 --> 01:14:44,866
速度取消一个匹配

1437
01:14:44,866 --> 01:14:47,066
来首导弹把香草送走

1438
01:14:47,500 --> 01:14:49,300
不行不可以

1439
01:14:50,600 --> 01:14:53,166
你把我的油就踩死了

1440
01:14:53,466 --> 01:14:54,999
欢迎美国没有SOB

1441
01:14:55,200 --> 01:14:56,200
欢迎小慧

1442
01:14:56,733 --> 01:14:57,933
小年快乐

1443
01:14:58,766 --> 01:15:01,099
我超爹我超再见

1444
01:15:01,100 --> 01:15:02,766
天天就过来炸油漆

1445
01:15:03,166 --> 01:15:05,066
美艳蜜啊你让我想要

1446
01:15:05,066 --> 01:15:07,533
这怎么只有多多的版本啊

1447
01:15:19,566 --> 01:15:21,466
我在给你们录这个

1448
01:15:23,700 --> 01:15:26,133
因为今天不是这个

1449
01:15:26,566 --> 01:15:27,799
没什么力气吗

1450
01:15:27,800 --> 01:15:30,300
忽然感觉还挺适合唱这个的

1451
01:15:31,133 --> 01:15:32,466
我在录这个

1452
01:15:33,266 --> 01:15:34,566
我超困了谢谢

1453
01:15:34,566 --> 01:15:35,899
我禁烟了晚安

1454
01:15:35,900 --> 01:15:38,266
晚安对所有的快乐说嗨嗨

1455
01:15:44,100 --> 01:15:45,100
露一手主

1456
01:15:45,100 --> 01:15:47,933
播露着一手把童年都露掉怎么办啊

1457
01:15:48,966 --> 01:15:51,133
唱不了真唱不了

1458
01:15:53,366 --> 01:15:55,966
等我给你们录完再主播来个活

1459
01:15:58,600 --> 01:15:59,900
少女知道

1460
01:16:00,566 --> 01:16:03,333
直播间的谁有没有一个会唱歌的

1461
01:16:03,533 --> 01:16:04,666
我不相信

1462
01:16:05,166 --> 01:16:05,999
我不相信

1463
01:16:17,600 --> 01:16:18,533
不会你不会

1464
01:16:18,533 --> 01:16:21,199
诺海唱歌特别好听我记得的

1465
01:16:21,533 --> 01:16:23,799
我把表情到11:40

1466
01:16:23,800 --> 01:16:25,866
怎么还能再播两个小时

1467
01:16:26,933 --> 01:16:27,966
你怎么哎

1468
01:16:29,900 --> 01:16:32,900
骗大伙可以别骗自己

1469
01:16:38,766 --> 01:16:40,499
听到音乐唱大家之前

1470
01:16:40,500 --> 01:16:42,100
我就不会睡觉了是吧

1471
01:16:51,800 --> 01:16:53,700
什么是不会摁的呀

1472
01:16:53,966 --> 01:16:56,533
all night oh daddy you

1473
01:16:56,600 --> 01:16:57,300
make

1474
01:16:57,300 --> 01:16:59,666
a Canada no

1475
01:17:00,333 --> 01:17:03,533
you got a hood and day you could

1476
01:17:09,766 --> 01:17:11,466
好难啊这个

1477
01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:15,466
说话的声音跟唱歌的声音不一样

1478
01:17:15,666 --> 01:17:18,566
那天晚上香草的

1479
01:17:20,266 --> 01:17:22,999
空格变成了光

1480
01:17:23,600 --> 01:17:24,666
嗯

1481
01:17:31,766 --> 01:17:32,966
什么东西变成瓜

1482
01:17:32,966 --> 01:17:34,199
不相合是啊

1483
01:17:35,100 --> 01:17:36,933
啊你可以欢迎燕燕

1484
01:17:37,100 --> 01:17:38,666
你不能欢迎燕燕

1485
01:17:38,733 --> 01:17:39,966
对快滑了

1486
01:17:39,966 --> 01:17:41,266
你好像个变态

1487
01:17:41,700 --> 01:17:43,800
我要睡了燕燕记得不要用早上

1488
01:17:43,800 --> 01:17:46,300
晚安19新年快乐摸摸头

1489
01:17:47,166 --> 01:17:47,966
这就

1490
01:17:51,466 --> 01:17:56,299
你们不会都梦想过闪耀牛牛吧

1491
01:17:56,800 --> 01:17:59,400
别搞恶心的好不好啊

1492
01:17:59,733 --> 01:18:02,299
你们就照着香草今天不打轴了

1493
01:18:02,300 --> 01:18:03,866
在这闪耀牛牛

1494
01:18:03,866 --> 01:18:05,599
在这这个花是吧

1495
01:18:09,333 --> 01:18:23,899
darling you mega ka nata no

1496
01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:26,766
本来没有

1497
01:18:26,766 --> 01:18:28,866
但主播一说某个部位就想到

1498
01:18:28,866 --> 01:18:29,999
那不是我说的

1499
01:18:30,100 --> 01:18:32,566
我只是一个无情的念弹幕机器

1500
01:18:32,566 --> 01:18:34,966
你们发的怪东西不能怪我的

1501
01:18:36,300 --> 01:18:39,100
莫名发现你们好好好恐怖啊

1502
01:18:44,733 --> 01:18:45,866
坏了不行

1503
01:18:45,900 --> 01:18:47,966
我我一那个什么就紧张了

1504
01:18:48,500 --> 01:18:49,733
我好紧张

1505
01:18:54,533 --> 01:18:57,799
那推把甜蜜能给你

1506
01:18:57,800 --> 01:19:02,366
我却想你是我甘苦累甜梦想

1507
01:19:02,366 --> 01:19:05,333
你对我仍然大不过假

1508
01:19:05,400 --> 01:19:09,700
期待我我没有你还是那个那天某个角

1509
01:19:09,700 --> 01:19:10,500
no

1510
01:19:27,900 --> 01:19:32,266
no hotter

1511
01:19:33,166 --> 01:19:33,999
然后呢

1512
01:19:34,800 --> 01:19:35,666
忘了

1513
01:19:36,366 --> 01:19:37,166
忘了

1514
01:19:38,166 --> 01:19:38,999
嗯

1515
01:19:40,100 --> 01:19:41,500
你要念经

1516
01:19:41,500 --> 01:19:43,166
那是啊没办法呀

1517
01:19:43,400 --> 01:19:51,266
darling you're my god

1518
01:19:52,133 --> 01:19:52,933
come

1519
01:19:54,466 --> 01:19:55,266
on

1520
01:19:58,600 --> 01:19:59,400
now

1521
01:20:02,333 --> 01:20:05,466
哈哈哈哎呀好难啊

1522
01:20:05,700 --> 01:20:09,066
我不唱了不唱了哎呀

1523
01:20:12,366 --> 01:20:13,166
喜悦

1524
01:20:13,566 --> 01:20:14,366
哈哈哈

1525
01:20:15,100 --> 01:20:16,800
你好敷衍啊

1526
01:20:16,800 --> 01:20:17,933
哎给给给

1527
01:20:18,200 --> 01:20:21,400
但我有多少人违心了我生气了

1528
01:20:26,733 --> 01:20:27,533
哼

1529
01:20:28,700 --> 01:20:29,666
通过啥

1530
01:20:29,666 --> 01:20:32,499
本来唱歌不好大部分时候都是

1531
01:20:34,500 --> 01:20:36,466
哎呀

1532
01:20:38,266 --> 01:20:39,999
谢谢香草的爱心

1533
01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:42,733
阿力盖照人生没有遗憾的大会

1534
01:20:42,733 --> 01:20:44,599
我你怎么会

1535
01:20:45,133 --> 01:20:47,133
我们我们在2289见

1536
01:20:47,133 --> 01:20:48,533
我们明天见

1537
01:20:49,333 --> 01:20:51,333
怎么能在天上天

1538
01:20:51,866 --> 01:20:53,699
别呀你快睡觉

1539
01:20:53,700 --> 01:20:54,933
你这卡的时间可以

1540
01:20:54,933 --> 01:20:56,899
对啊我这卡的时间可以

1541
01:20:57,133 --> 01:20:58,566
我连上差不多断的人

1542
01:20:58,566 --> 01:21:00,133
没事没事还能赢一把

1543
01:21:00,133 --> 01:21:02,099
这三三百了肯定能赢一把

1544
01:21:02,100 --> 01:21:03,533
差不多就可以了

1545
01:21:07,666 --> 01:21:09,666
小草终究没有

1546
01:21:09,666 --> 01:21:10,499
不要这样

1547
01:21:26,333 --> 01:21:27,166
哈哈哈

1548
01:21:27,166 --> 01:21:30,466
我有点上不来气刚才怎么去对面看看

1549
01:21:30,466 --> 01:21:32,866
去对面看什么啊

1550
01:21:32,900 --> 01:21:34,866
哼干什么

1551
01:21:37,666 --> 01:21:40,299
没事没事我刚才有点上不来气啊

1552
01:21:55,166 --> 01:21:56,333
什么我们刚之

1553
01:21:56,333 --> 01:21:59,599
勇者能匹配到对面这个黄金战神啊

1554
01:22:00,700 --> 01:22:02,266
为什么啊

1555
01:22:03,166 --> 01:22:03,699
进了哎

1556
01:22:03,700 --> 01:22:05,500
五连胜差不多可以就断在这吧

1557
01:22:05,500 --> 01:22:06,566
家人们就断在这吧

1558
01:22:06,566 --> 01:22:07,699
欢迎天七

1559
01:22:07,800 --> 01:22:08,766
天天快乐

1560
01:22:09,600 --> 01:22:10,733
坏鸟鸟就会滑

1561
01:22:10,733 --> 01:22:11,533
正确的

1562
01:22:11,700 --> 01:22:14,333
怎么会有这个坏鸟只会滑着呢

1563
01:22:14,866 --> 01:22:16,799
五连胜可以了可以了

1564
01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:17,666
我们今天

1565
01:22:17,733 --> 01:22:20,566
死在这个噶在黄金战神的手里

1566
01:22:20,566 --> 01:22:22,166
没有什么太大的问题

1567
01:22:27,733 --> 01:22:28,599
滑琴

1568
01:22:35,566 --> 01:22:39,866
我们今天晚上看了那个哥基的复活

1569
01:22:39,866 --> 01:22:42,299
首播吗你去刷了两个盒子

1570
01:22:44,866 --> 01:22:46,866
你要把我干碎是吧

1571
01:22:47,966 --> 01:22:52,166
谢谢赵老爷的呃粉玫瑰智慧之书

1572
01:22:52,166 --> 01:22:55,166
粉玫瑰芳芳感谢阿力盖特

1573
01:22:55,333 --> 01:22:56,699
谢谢谢谢

1574
01:23:00,566 --> 01:23:01,933
我发现大伙都喜欢

1575
01:23:01,933 --> 01:23:03,933
大家都去对面刷东西

1576
01:23:03,933 --> 01:23:07,733
之前泡泡刷东西把我给干废了

1577
01:23:11,600 --> 01:23:13,266
为什么要两天绝侠

1578
01:23:13,266 --> 01:23:14,566
我不知道啊

1579
01:23:15,166 --> 01:23:17,266
主播怎么恶意揣测郑老爷

1580
01:23:17,266 --> 01:23:20,299
他自己说的这又不是我揣测他娘

1581
01:23:20,300 --> 01:23:22,333
娘已经没有办法变成好鸟了

1582
01:23:22,400 --> 01:23:24,366
为什么为什么

1583
01:23:24,400 --> 01:23:27,000
重拾一下那个温柔小艺

1584
01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:30,200
然后羞涩天真可爱单纯的你自己

1585
01:23:30,533 --> 01:23:33,266
重新重新那个拾拾取一下

1586
01:23:33,800 --> 01:23:35,000
回忆一下你

1587
01:23:35,333 --> 01:23:36,733
谢谢兔子的干杯

1588
01:23:36,733 --> 01:23:37,766
阿里个照

1589
01:23:37,900 --> 01:23:39,200
谢谢谢谢

1590
01:23:45,200 --> 01:23:48,900
所以今天没有人看了那个柯基的首播

1591
01:23:48,900 --> 01:23:51,500
吗娘娘已经坏掉了

1592
01:23:52,933 --> 01:23:54,699
有没有董哥跟我说一下

1593
01:23:54,700 --> 01:23:57,066
柯基今天晚上播完了之后

1594
01:24:13,666 --> 01:24:14,466
哇

1595
01:24:15,100 --> 01:24:16,466
这号刚

1596
01:24:17,733 --> 01:24:20,366
这号刚一晚上1万粉了

1597
01:24:20,366 --> 01:24:23,199
这么多活粉呐

1598
01:24:25,366 --> 01:24:29,066
哇这一晚上就一万粉了这么厉害

1599
01:24:29,600 --> 01:24:31,566
Siri我没有给谁发微信

1600
01:24:31,566 --> 01:24:35,399
我在拿那个b站看那个战斗吧柯基

1601
01:24:35,700 --> 01:24:38,566
跟那个成员今天晚上复活了

1602
01:24:39,866 --> 01:24:43,766
我在看他的粉丝量他一晚上就一万粉

1603
01:24:44,800 --> 01:24:46,200
我好羡慕

1604
01:24:46,766 --> 01:24:49,533
真没人爱看皮套人不如打游戏

1605
01:24:49,533 --> 01:24:51,766
今天都在跟好兄弟打电动

1606
01:24:51,766 --> 01:24:54,699
你们放年假就天天在家打电动吗

1607
01:24:57,066 --> 01:24:59,666
老东西微信交出来

1608
01:25:00,600 --> 01:25:01,600
哈哈哈

1609
01:25:01,600 --> 01:25:03,466
报金币是吧

1610
01:25:03,566 --> 01:25:05,199
怎么会有这样的人啊

1611
01:25:05,200 --> 01:25:06,533
嗯晚上好

1612
01:25:06,533 --> 01:25:08,166
最后一阵起兵

1613
01:25:11,533 --> 01:25:12,333
啊

1614
01:25:12,866 --> 01:25:14,199
啊啊

1615
01:25:18,466 --> 01:25:20,766
我选择边看咪边打游戏

1616
01:25:20,766 --> 01:25:24,366
黑天咪呀咪呀然后打游戏正确的

1617
01:25:28,600 --> 01:25:31,566
除了铸币主播我都不喜欢看

1618
01:25:32,966 --> 01:25:35,499
这样我成为全币叫最忠币的主播

1619
01:25:35,500 --> 01:25:37,500
你就会单纯米亚米亚了对吧

1620
01:25:37,500 --> 01:25:38,933
谢谢大家的6连胜

1621
01:25:38,933 --> 01:25:40,133
不打了不打了不打了

1622
01:25:40,133 --> 01:25:40,866
今天不打了

1623
01:25:40,866 --> 01:25:41,766
听听听听

1624
01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:45,100
谢谢香草加橙汁

1625
01:25:45,766 --> 01:25:47,166
做出了贡献

1626
01:25:47,733 --> 01:25:50,899
很快的把这个连续匹配狠狠的关掉

1627
01:25:51,400 --> 01:25:54,500
老东西这个叫法好可爱

1628
01:25:55,600 --> 01:25:57,166
你一定是很像很像的

1629
01:25:57,166 --> 01:25:58,566
太像是吧

1630
01:25:59,766 --> 01:26:02,666
怎么跟怎么跟你爹说话呢

1631
01:26:05,100 --> 01:26:07,100
怎么老东西就可爱了

1632
01:26:07,100 --> 01:26:10,333
你本来就傻要不然为什么大伙喜欢你

1633
01:26:12,066 --> 01:26:14,699
你们都喜欢笨蛋美少女对吧

1634
01:26:27,800 --> 01:26:29,500
那必须是有反

1635
01:26:29,500 --> 01:26:31,200
差感我只是笨蛋

1636
01:26:31,200 --> 01:26:32,666
我不是美少女吗

1637
01:26:33,500 --> 01:26:35,400
我看起来不像美少女吗

1638
01:26:35,400 --> 01:26:37,266
晚安逞强呀是命

1639
01:26:37,300 --> 01:26:41,066
老东西你有没有考清楚自己的定位

1640
01:26:42,333 --> 01:26:44,166
你说说看我的定位来

1641
01:26:44,166 --> 01:26:45,399
洗耳恭听

1642
01:26:45,500 --> 01:26:46,500
愿闻其详

1643
01:26:46,566 --> 01:26:48,199
你来说说看我的定位

1644
01:26:49,600 --> 01:26:51,600
你不是个电子宠物吗

1645
01:26:52,666 --> 01:26:53,733
我是电子宠物

1646
01:26:53,733 --> 01:26:56,366
我早晚开这个铁轨恶恶狠狠的撞你

1647
01:26:56,366 --> 01:26:58,866
好吧笨蛋老女人

1648
01:27:00,566 --> 01:27:03,966
17岁零5个月的我就是老女人

1649
01:27:03,966 --> 01:27:05,166
那你们是什么

1650
01:27:05,300 --> 01:27:07,466
爷爷爸爸

1651
01:27:07,733 --> 01:27:08,899
不对我唱

1652
01:27:13,600 --> 01:27:15,666
对不起对不起把自己套进去了

1653
01:27:15,666 --> 01:27:16,733
对不起对不起

1654
01:27:16,966 --> 01:27:19,933
我没改人设我一直都17岁零五个月

1655
01:27:19,966 --> 01:27:21,666
我一直都17岁五零五个月

1656
01:27:21,666 --> 01:27:22,933
对的对的

1657
01:27:23,200 --> 01:27:25,200
哎啊

1658
01:27:26,466 --> 01:27:28,099
啊不对不对

1659
01:27:32,333 --> 01:27:33,499
我是你爹

1660
01:27:33,500 --> 01:27:35,933
不对不对叫错了乱辈分了

1661
01:27:35,933 --> 01:27:37,566
越笨越好骗

1662
01:27:38,800 --> 01:27:40,600
我没有我很聪明的

1663
01:27:40,900 --> 01:27:42,300
没有人能骗的到我

1664
01:27:42,300 --> 01:27:43,100
嗯

1665
01:27:43,700 --> 01:27:45,466
不对不对不对不对

1666
01:27:47,133 --> 01:27:48,999
真的有猫能活到17岁吗

1667
01:27:49,000 --> 01:27:51,000
人类年龄都17岁了

1668
01:27:53,166 --> 01:27:54,566
对的对的

1669
01:27:54,866 --> 01:27:56,333
不对不对

1670
01:27:57,900 --> 01:27:59,766
你一般都自己骗自己

1671
01:27:59,900 --> 01:28:01,566
为什么猫中兽心了

1672
01:28:01,566 --> 01:28:03,366
这是换算成人类的算法

1673
01:28:03,366 --> 01:28:06,666
如果换算成猫咪的话要除以五

1674
01:28:07,366 --> 01:28:08,166
五岁

1675
01:28:16,533 --> 01:28:17,799
午睡午睡

1676
01:28:19,000 --> 01:28:31,200
17.25/12是0.4117.41/5等于啊不对三岁半

1677
01:28:31,200 --> 01:28:33,366
家人们我只有三岁半了

1678
01:28:33,466 --> 01:28:35,533
好像好像也是一只大猫

1679
01:28:37,166 --> 01:28:39,099
17岁我是5岁

1680
01:28:39,100 --> 01:28:41,933
对吧三岁半三岁半

1681
01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:42,800
嗯

1682
01:28:43,366 --> 01:28:45,466
主播是你铲车人

1683
01:28:47,933 --> 01:28:50,999
干嘛呀这天天欺负我

1684
01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:56,000
老东西三岁半的猫也能叫老东西啊

1685
01:28:58,300 --> 01:28:59,100
哼

1686
01:28:59,966 --> 01:29:01,799
你不会是拿计算器出来的吗

1687
01:29:01,800 --> 01:29:02,933
你怎么知道

1688
01:29:03,733 --> 01:29:05,466
我你怎么知道

1689
01:29:06,933 --> 01:29:08,766
参与主播的文化程度

1690
01:29:08,766 --> 01:29:10,933
主播的文化水平一直都挺高的

1691
01:29:10,933 --> 01:29:14,533
不要听他们那个摁边好吗

1692
01:29:21,266 --> 01:29:23,733
我低头你怎么知道我低头

1693
01:29:25,766 --> 01:29:27,933
啊啊啊

1694
01:29:27,933 --> 01:29:30,766
我不活了我不活了

1695
01:29:31,366 --> 01:29:33,966
这种数学还需要计算器吗

1696
01:29:34,000 --> 01:29:36,533
17.416除以5等

1697
01:29:36,533 --> 01:29:39,899
于多少这种事情肯定要需要计算器啊

1698
01:29:39,900 --> 01:29:42,466
主播的文化城市就是这委屈

1699
01:29:42,466 --> 01:29:43,333
说的成

1700
01:29:44,066 --> 01:29:45,666
晚上好玄

1701
01:29:47,300 --> 01:29:48,100
好

1702
01:29:48,600 --> 01:29:49,400
玄

1703
01:29:52,266 --> 01:29:52,599
嗯

1704
01:29:52,600 --> 01:29:55,466
沉默寡言的玄子晚上好

1705
01:29:56,133 --> 01:29:58,933
对不起我不认识那个你的你的

1706
01:29:59,100 --> 01:30:00,200
你的名字

1707
01:30:00,400 --> 01:30:02,166
大咕大咕大咕大咕

1708
01:30:10,000 --> 01:30:13,533
你那个名字倒数第二个字怎么念呀

1709
01:30:16,133 --> 01:30:18,866
17/5是3.2

1710
01:30:19,566 --> 01:30:21,866
全双指嗯

1711
01:30:23,566 --> 01:30:24,266
不会念

1712
01:30:24,266 --> 01:30:25,399
就念什么

1713
01:30:27,366 --> 01:30:29,066
第一声先上者

1714
01:30:29,066 --> 01:30:30,066
好的好的

1715
01:30:32,000 --> 01:30:32,800
哈哈哈

1716
01:30:38,100 --> 01:30:40,700
今天是纯纯的醉闭了

1717
01:30:40,700 --> 01:30:42,133
醉闭是什么意思啊

1718
01:30:44,966 --> 01:30:46,166
你在说什么呢

1719
01:30:46,200 --> 01:30:47,566
无敌牛老爷

1720
01:30:48,700 --> 01:30:51,133
语数都有了来个英语的

1721
01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:54,566
怎么会信呢

1722
01:30:56,066 --> 01:30:57,899
3.2你也信啊主播

1723
01:30:59,700 --> 01:31:01,300
不是3.2吗

1724
01:31:13,300 --> 01:31:14,933
你在造词是吧

1725
01:31:17,966 --> 01:31:20,333
哎什么中国式英语啊

1726
01:31:20,533 --> 01:31:25,599
17除以5不会30 4/10你会不会啊

1727
01:31:25,600 --> 01:31:28,800
啊3.43.4 对对对对

1728
01:31:28,800 --> 01:31:31,566
什么非主流歌曲啊这是啥歌呀

1729
01:31:31,566 --> 01:31:32,699
我不知道呀

1730
01:31:36,333 --> 01:31:37,499
是他自己的

1731
01:31:37,500 --> 01:31:39,700
这不是我的这是他自己放的

1732
01:31:39,700 --> 01:31:42,866
这不是我歌单里的免得声明啊

1733
01:31:42,866 --> 01:31:44,266
会者不难

1734
01:31:44,500 --> 01:31:45,700
难者不会

1735
01:31:47,200 --> 01:31:51,333
就是三点不3点3.43.4

1736
01:31:51,966 --> 01:31:55,966
我我我我我没有以前那么笨了

1737
01:31:59,800 --> 01:32:01,966
主播打开了新世界大门

1738
01:32:01,966 --> 01:32:02,966
怎么会呢

1739
01:32:02,966 --> 01:32:06,099
我怎么会连算数都算不明白

1740
01:32:10,333 --> 01:32:13,399
主播的品味修养确实可以的

1741
01:32:13,466 --> 01:32:18,099
你看就算是无敌牛老爷这种这种这个

1742
01:32:18,933 --> 01:32:21,366
人要肯定主播的品味

1743
01:32:21,800 --> 01:32:23,400
先说以前多笨

1744
01:32:23,400 --> 01:32:25,366
我比以前聪明多了

1745
01:32:26,100 --> 01:32:29,200
猫猫边长大肯定是就

1746
01:32:31,266 --> 01:32:32,933
越聪明的

1747
01:32:39,266 --> 01:32:43,133
前会笨到和女孩子在班级门口亲亲

1748
01:32:43,133 --> 01:32:46,399
哎呀不会的啦有监控还会被人看到

1749
01:32:46,500 --> 01:32:47,800
肯定是挑一个

1750
01:32:48,800 --> 01:32:49,600
嗯

1751
01:32:56,200 --> 01:32:57,100
没有这种事啊

1752
01:32:57,100 --> 01:32:59,766
这个是虚构的他是他虚构的他

1753
01:32:59,766 --> 01:33:02,199
他那个吊我的这是他吊我的

1754
01:33:07,100 --> 01:33:08,700
没没没没有没有没有没有

1755
01:33:08,700 --> 01:33:10,533
没有的事没有的事

1756
01:33:11,266 --> 01:33:12,066
嗯

1757
01:33:17,866 --> 01:33:19,466
你们想多了你们你们

1758
01:33:19,466 --> 01:33:21,566
想多了你们想太多了

1759
01:33:22,000 --> 01:33:22,866
家人们

1760
01:33:23,600 --> 01:33:26,133
钓不是这样的这个钓法

1761
01:33:26,133 --> 01:33:28,366
鱼不是这样养的啊

1762
01:33:28,900 --> 01:33:31,300
主播上钩了主播又上钩了

1763
01:33:31,300 --> 01:33:33,566
主播总是上钩鱼塘里没有鱼了

1764
01:33:34,333 --> 01:33:35,266
我钓鱼了

1765
01:33:35,266 --> 01:33:36,266
看什么呀

1766
01:33:36,266 --> 01:33:39,766
天天在二吊哇里写我认识密

1767
01:33:43,100 --> 01:33:45,566
啥呀太开心的

1768
01:33:45,566 --> 01:33:50,099
大伙看到我的女神也是别人的舔狗

1769
01:33:50,300 --> 01:33:52,966
我的心里和吃了蜜一样

1770
01:33:54,800 --> 01:33:58,533
这是什么样的人能说出来的发言啊

1771
01:33:58,533 --> 01:33:59,399
好诡异

1772
01:34:00,166 --> 01:34:01,733
鱼塘里只有笨猫

1773
01:34:01,733 --> 01:34:03,399
我我是钓鱼来着

1774
01:34:03,400 --> 01:34:05,133
因为猫猫会吃鱼

1775
01:34:07,100 --> 01:34:09,466
主播当然不是单和单前程啊

1776
01:34:09,466 --> 01:34:12,666
主播这脑子能同时处理很多事情的

1777
01:34:16,766 --> 01:34:18,366
来了来了嗯

1778
01:34:19,866 --> 01:34:20,999
晚上好困了

1779
01:34:21,000 --> 01:34:24,133
我怎么刷到了一首歌叫向往之诗啊

1780
01:34:28,100 --> 01:34:30,133
快吃我快吃我

1781
01:34:32,933 --> 01:34:34,299
又掉了哎呀

1782
01:34:35,266 --> 01:34:36,366
今天

1783
01:34:36,366 --> 01:34:40,299
我们的直播时间应该到2个小时左右

1784
01:34:40,300 --> 01:34:41,900
就下了

1785
01:34:41,900 --> 01:34:46,266
然后因为主播的身体不是特别舒服

1786
01:34:46,333 --> 01:34:48,333
刚才麦又掉了

1787
01:34:49,333 --> 01:34:50,699
谢谢主播又来喽

1788
01:34:50,700 --> 01:34:52,466
三次我麦又掉了

1789
01:34:52,466 --> 01:34:54,899
狠狠的撞在了我的腿上

1790
01:34:56,733 --> 01:34:59,933
因为这次没法用左手拿麦了

1791
01:34:59,933 --> 01:35:03,099
然后右手还要还要操纵一些按键啊

1792
01:35:03,100 --> 01:35:04,500
鼠标之类的

1793
01:35:04,866 --> 01:35:06,499
所以说就

1794
01:35:07,600 --> 01:35:10,400
没有那么稳啊他有的时候就会掉下去

1795
01:35:10,400 --> 01:35:12,266
你为什么有三个耳朵呀

1796
01:35:13,100 --> 01:35:15,133
你为什么会有三个耳朵

1797
01:35:17,733 --> 01:35:21,166
啊哎呀

1798
01:35:30,133 --> 01:35:34,866
咪呀咪呀用你饱满的

1799
01:35:38,866 --> 01:35:40,733
我能不能用我硬硬的榔头

1800
01:35:40,733 --> 01:35:42,999
狠狠的敲击你的天灵盖呀

1801
01:35:43,566 --> 01:35:45,533
啊我能不能用我硬硬的榔头

1802
01:35:45,533 --> 01:35:46,966
狠狠的敲击你的天灵盖

1803
01:35:46,966 --> 01:35:49,466
你有点渴望我多少沾点恶心啊

1804
01:35:49,900 --> 01:35:51,400
你不会用脚拿吗

1805
01:35:51,400 --> 01:35:53,166
干净又卫生是吧

1806
01:35:54,533 --> 01:35:57,266
真逆天啊我有点无语了

1807
01:36:05,400 --> 01:36:07,566
真狠毒啊老东西

1808
01:36:08,900 --> 01:36:10,566
好恶心啊

1809
01:36:11,300 --> 01:36:12,466
老爷爷

1810
01:36:18,766 --> 01:36:20,466
哎呀

1811
01:36:21,600 --> 01:36:24,666
三只耳能不能送给我一只耳朵

1812
01:36:25,333 --> 01:36:28,166
主播我也缺了两只耳朵没有人类的

1813
01:36:28,166 --> 01:36:31,399
耳朵只有当猫猫的耳朵

1814
01:36:41,733 --> 01:36:45,499
头痛有点痛但又不是特别疼

1815
01:36:45,900 --> 01:36:47,933
为什么会这样

1816
01:36:53,200 --> 01:36:56,366
只要被主播打用什么东西我不在乎

1817
01:36:56,366 --> 01:36:59,133
我们其实在我做主播之前

1818
01:36:59,133 --> 01:37:02,066
我真的就没想到就大伙真的有人就

1819
01:37:02,200 --> 01:37:03,066
就会比较

1820
01:37:03,066 --> 01:37:04,933
就斗m啊之类的

1821
01:37:04,933 --> 01:37:05,866
你们知道吗

1822
01:37:05,866 --> 01:37:08,966
我真的没想到有人会是那种就

1823
01:37:09,933 --> 01:37:12,566
斗m诚信的人然后

1824
01:37:13,100 --> 01:37:16,300
我以为就都是那种情趣的

1825
01:37:16,300 --> 01:37:19,066
然后结果是你们让我知道了

1826
01:37:19,066 --> 01:37:21,199
哎真的有人想想挨打

1827
01:37:21,200 --> 01:37:24,066
然后想想呃呃呃呃

1828
01:37:24,466 --> 01:37:27,499
呃呃呃就被踩呀真是

1829
01:37:29,000 --> 01:37:32,766
你们总是在不断的刷新着我的下线

1830
01:37:33,200 --> 01:37:35,300
主播可以念一下小作文

1831
01:37:35,300 --> 01:37:37,600
没有人给我写小作文啦

1832
01:37:37,966 --> 01:37:40,299
有吗最近没有看

1833
01:37:40,966 --> 01:37:41,766
哈

1834
01:37:43,933 --> 01:37:45,899
没有看信箱

1835
01:37:54,333 --> 01:37:57,766
燕燕为了你我要做一棵树

1836
01:37:57,766 --> 01:37:59,766
扎根在有你的土地

1837
01:37:59,933 --> 01:38:01,499
吸干所有的养分

1838
01:38:01,500 --> 01:38:01,800
这样

1839
01:38:01,800 --> 01:38:05,000
你脚下的这片土地就只有我这一棵树

1840
01:38:06,066 --> 01:38:10,199
我要看着你笑看着你哭看着你挂科

1841
01:38:10,300 --> 01:38:13,733
看着你长大看着你毕业看着你回国

1842
01:38:14,200 --> 01:38:18,566
回国我要春天为你开花秋天为你遮阴

1843
01:38:18,900 --> 01:38:20,733
呃冬天为你挡雨

1844
01:38:20,733 --> 01:38:24,999
等我老了就把我砍了扔进壁炉温暖你

1845
01:38:25,133 --> 01:38:30,499
嘿嘿烟烟我的烟烟烟烟我的烟烟

1846
01:38:40,933 --> 01:38:42,566
哈哈哈哈

1847
01:38:42,566 --> 01:38:44,566
我的耳朵里是我的耳毛

1848
01:38:44,566 --> 01:38:47,099
你抱着我的身份证我真变态

1849
01:38:48,400 --> 01:38:50,666
为了你我要变成一棵枇杷树

1850
01:38:50,666 --> 01:38:52,666
就在我家院子里我死老婆了

1851
01:38:52,666 --> 01:38:54,466
然后把你种下了是吧

1852
01:38:55,366 --> 01:38:56,533
褒贬不一

1853
01:38:59,366 --> 01:39:00,333
就这一篇啊

1854
01:39:00,333 --> 01:39:02,733
剩下的那个开头他说他说

1855
01:39:02,900 --> 01:39:05,166
不要我念让我看就行

1856
01:39:05,800 --> 01:39:07,366
他不想让我念

1857
01:39:12,566 --> 01:39:15,066
今天为了你我要变成一颗菠萝蜜

1858
01:39:15,066 --> 01:39:16,699
可是我不吃菠萝蜜啊

1859
01:39:16,700 --> 01:39:18,266
你能不能变点别的

1860
01:39:18,400 --> 01:39:20,800
能不能变点荔枝之类的

1861
01:39:21,100 --> 01:39:21,900
哈哈哈

1862
01:39:22,200 --> 01:39:24,133
啊我想吃荔枝我

1863
01:39:24,133 --> 01:39:24,999
想吃樱桃

1864
01:39:25,000 --> 01:39:26,400
我不吃菠萝蜜

1865
01:39:26,533 --> 01:39:29,099
你掉下来的时候不会精准命中我

1866
01:39:29,100 --> 01:39:30,333
因为我不吃菠萝蜜

1867
01:39:30,333 --> 01:39:32,133
但是你可能会砸到郑老爷

1868
01:39:34,000 --> 01:39:35,933
情书是吧不给人念

1869
01:39:35,933 --> 01:39:38,999
这这要尊重来稿人的这个个人意愿啊

1870
01:39:39,000 --> 01:39:40,266
人家不是情书吧

1871
01:39:40,266 --> 01:39:41,399
我还没有看

1872
01:39:45,533 --> 01:39:48,566
你们给我写的情书都挺扭曲的

1873
01:39:49,733 --> 01:39:51,566
你们都挺扭曲的

1874
01:39:51,933 --> 01:39:54,166
什么赵老爷在你家是吧

1875
01:39:54,166 --> 01:39:56,166
你又没说你的菠萝蜜变的

1876
01:39:56,166 --> 01:39:58,266
就是在我家的菠萝蜜啊

1877
01:39:58,766 --> 01:40:01,399
有没有可能你变到去他家的了

1878
01:40:01,866 --> 01:40:02,766
荔枝的季节

1879
01:40:02,766 --> 01:40:05,133
我变成一头会发光的老牛

1880
01:40:05,166 --> 01:40:05,966
哈

1881
01:40:08,000 --> 01:40:08,800
哈

1882
01:40:22,133 --> 01:40:23,333
嘿呀

1883
01:40:23,966 --> 01:40:27,666
没有人跟我说话悲伤

1884
01:40:29,366 --> 01:40:33,266
然后其实还是现在就坐在这边感觉

1885
01:40:34,266 --> 01:40:36,799
双眼有一点小小的模糊

1886
01:40:36,933 --> 01:40:40,933
不太大不太小但就是有一点模糊

1887
01:40:42,066 --> 01:40:43,766
初见可爱弟弟

1888
01:40:43,766 --> 01:40:45,999
那你可以给我点个关注吗

1889
01:40:46,400 --> 01:40:48,133
谢谢你夸我可爱

1890
01:40:48,666 --> 01:40:50,466
两腿一蹬你吃了吗

1891
01:40:50,466 --> 01:40:51,266
米呀米呀

1892
01:40:51,266 --> 01:40:51,666
没有

1893
01:40:51,666 --> 01:40:53,566
我一想到等下我还要自己去做饭

1894
01:40:53,566 --> 01:40:55,133
我就想把自己干了

1895
01:40:56,600 --> 01:40:59,500
香烟烟的感情只有两个月喵

1896
01:40:59,500 --> 01:41:01,300
都不知道怎么写情书

1897
01:41:02,933 --> 01:41:05,866
为什么两个月就不会写情书啊

1898
01:41:05,866 --> 01:41:08,099
你们肯定上学的时候都都很

1899
01:41:08,100 --> 01:41:09,700
不会泡妹妹吧

1900
01:41:09,900 --> 01:41:12,100
你们肯定都不会泡妹妹吧

1901
01:41:13,900 --> 01:41:16,133
两眼一黑了是不是

1902
01:41:19,366 --> 01:41:22,399
你们跟我一天只有两个小时的这个

1903
01:41:22,733 --> 01:41:24,366
这个爱好是吧

1904
01:41:24,900 --> 01:41:26,766
上剑无畏取关

1905
01:41:26,766 --> 01:41:28,199
可惜了不行

1906
01:41:28,200 --> 01:41:30,100
上剑怎么就无畏了呢

1907
01:41:31,933 --> 01:41:33,866
相见怎么就无味了呢

1908
01:41:33,866 --> 01:41:35,499
相见不是挺好的吗

1909
01:41:35,600 --> 01:41:38,566
燕子下了吧你播了就去吃饭了

1910
01:41:38,566 --> 01:41:39,799
等下我也要吃

1911
01:41:39,800 --> 01:41:43,400
嗯没有女通讯录会是正常的

1912
01:41:43,400 --> 01:41:44,933
女通讯录怎么了

1913
01:41:46,533 --> 01:41:48,533
女通讯录怎么了

1914
01:41:51,333 --> 01:41:53,399
你们不喜欢女通讯录吗

1915
01:42:08,866 --> 01:42:11,499
好人卡都不发

1916
01:42:11,700 --> 01:42:14,733
你是个好人啊而且

1917
01:42:15,133 --> 01:42:16,066
哈哈哈

1918
01:42:16,066 --> 01:42:18,499
而且我们不合适宝

1919
01:42:18,500 --> 01:42:20,500
中午好身体有好点吗

1920
01:42:20,500 --> 01:42:24,333
有稍微啊好像没有好一点比昨天差了

1921
01:42:24,333 --> 01:42:26,199
但是我相信明天会好

1922
01:42:26,200 --> 01:42:28,366
女同学我肯定比我们会呀

1923
01:42:28,400 --> 01:42:31,733
为什么因为女同学都很浪漫嘛

1924
01:42:32,700 --> 01:42:36,700
女孩子很擅长弄一些细节类的东西啊

1925
01:42:36,700 --> 01:42:37,300
家人们

1926
01:42:37,300 --> 01:42:39,533
如果说那个你从来没有收到过

1927
01:42:39,533 --> 01:42:40,899
女孩子给你弄一些

1928
01:42:40,900 --> 01:42:43,333
就很细节的小礼物的话

1929
01:42:43,333 --> 01:42:45,499
可能第一是你你

1930
01:42:46,900 --> 01:42:49,766
你没有感觉到这是他特别准备的

1931
01:42:49,766 --> 01:42:52,799
可能在你心里你也不太喜欢或者咋样

1932
01:42:52,800 --> 01:42:53,933
就觉得没啥

1933
01:42:54,066 --> 01:42:55,066
没啥意义

1934
01:42:55,066 --> 01:42:56,266
但其实

1935
01:42:57,100 --> 01:43:00,000
那可能是他很用心准备的你

1936
01:43:02,066 --> 01:43:03,999
你喜欢不喜欢太烦了

1937
01:43:04,000 --> 01:43:05,766
你最喜欢女同学了

1938
01:43:05,933 --> 01:43:07,333
你喜欢男同学了吗

1939
01:43:07,333 --> 01:43:09,399
我喜欢呀我怎么不喜欢呢

1940
01:43:09,400 --> 01:43:11,566
我可以喜欢台姐

1941
01:43:11,566 --> 01:43:14,866
我的台姐天天没有女生的QQ好友

1942
01:43:15,133 --> 01:43:16,166
男同学咋了

1943
01:43:16,166 --> 01:43:17,466
我觉得挺好的

1944
01:43:20,866 --> 01:43:23,466
手织围巾算什么级别的礼物

1945
01:43:26,100 --> 01:43:29,500
那这个老喜欢你了才能给你织围巾

1946
01:43:29,500 --> 01:43:31,666
我到现在还没织过围巾呢

1947
01:43:33,133 --> 01:43:35,533
你们也收不到我织的围巾了

1948
01:43:35,533 --> 01:43:37,299
本来过生日的时候想想

1949
01:43:37,300 --> 01:43:38,966
抽一条围巾给你们的

1950
01:43:38,966 --> 01:43:40,733
结果就出国了吗

1951
01:43:40,766 --> 01:43:42,466
没办法给你们吃了

1952
01:43:45,600 --> 01:43:47,600
boy next to都来了

1953
01:43:49,266 --> 01:43:50,999
只是喜欢帅的男同学们

1954
01:43:51,000 --> 01:43:52,566
跟好看的女同学们玩

1955
01:43:52,566 --> 01:43:54,066
人不都是这样吗

1956
01:43:55,166 --> 01:43:56,399
人不都是这样吗

1957
01:43:58,600 --> 01:44:00,266
禁了我给拒了

1958
01:44:00,533 --> 01:44:01,333
坏了

1959
01:44:01,533 --> 01:44:04,766
那好吧那我觉得就是就也还挺好的

1960
01:44:04,766 --> 01:44:06,699
如果不喜欢他的话就

1961
01:44:10,066 --> 01:44:11,199
就说明白

1962
01:44:11,200 --> 01:44:14,266
然后不要让对方抱有无谓的幻想

1963
01:44:17,166 --> 01:44:19,299
这样也是一种温柔你

1964
01:44:36,200 --> 01:44:38,666
给女生织的毛巾

1965
01:44:38,800 --> 01:44:40,966
你为什么要给女生织毛巾啊

1966
01:44:45,900 --> 01:44:48,333
给女生织毛巾是什么意思啊

1967
01:44:48,333 --> 01:44:49,899
洗脸的那种吗

1968
01:44:51,800 --> 01:44:53,300
得总督吧

1969
01:44:53,300 --> 01:44:54,766
总督不要啊

1970
01:44:55,933 --> 01:44:57,299
天天老不可能要这

1971
01:44:57,300 --> 01:44:58,266
种东西的

1972
01:44:59,766 --> 01:45:00,499
燕燕怎么评价

1973
01:45:00,500 --> 01:45:02,366
我有别的女生的手机围巾

1974
01:45:02,500 --> 01:45:03,733
关我啥事

1975
01:45:04,600 --> 01:45:06,866
不是我的关我啥事

1976
01:45:06,866 --> 01:45:08,733
那难道你还要我嫉妒你吗

1977
01:45:08,733 --> 01:45:11,733
我都没有过别的别的女生的手机围巾

1978
01:45:11,866 --> 01:45:14,699
然后我嫉妒你我要把你的抢过来

1979
01:45:14,700 --> 01:45:17,300
燕燕困了你也困了

1980
01:45:17,366 --> 01:45:18,299
燕燕困了

1981
01:45:18,300 --> 01:45:19,700
你们怎么都困了

1982
01:45:20,766 --> 01:45:22,899
你们怎么都困了啊

1983
01:45:23,666 --> 01:45:25,533
你们怎么会吃毛巾呢

1984
01:45:41,100 --> 01:45:43,133
不困再加两个小时

1985
01:45:44,066 --> 01:45:45,466
加粥是吧

1986
01:45:45,466 --> 01:45:46,966
加粥要续费的

1987
01:45:47,500 --> 01:45:49,266
老女人我困了

1988
01:45:51,066 --> 01:45:52,899
儿子你困了你就先睡吧

1989
01:45:52,900 --> 01:45:55,700
儿子别等妈妈了

1990
01:45:55,866 --> 01:45:58,066
妈妈在上班赚米呢

1991
01:45:58,066 --> 01:45:59,766
哈哈哈

1992
01:45:59,766 --> 01:46:02,299
妈妈在上班给你赚学费呢

1993
01:46:02,300 --> 01:46:04,166
你困了你就先睡觉吧

1994
01:46:04,933 --> 01:46:06,266
因为昨天睡得早

1995
01:46:06,266 --> 01:46:07,699
昨天是健康周二

1996
01:46:07,700 --> 01:46:09,066
昨天我也是健康周二

1997
01:46:09,066 --> 01:46:10,366
我睡的也可早了

1998
01:46:10,533 --> 01:46:12,733
兄弟们的针线活都挺不错的

1999
01:46:12,733 --> 01:46:14,699
手工活一样也都可以啊

2000
01:46:14,866 --> 01:46:15,566
草莓的星

2001
01:46:15,566 --> 01:46:17,133
猫的浪漫

2002
01:46:17,566 --> 01:46:22,133
哦一条街道一辈子暖心感动

2003
01:46:32,800 --> 01:46:35,166
这个时候我为了找对象时

2004
01:46:35,166 --> 01:46:37,199
没有两把刀子

2005
01:46:37,500 --> 01:46:39,933
两把刀子是拿来干什么的

2006
01:46:40,300 --> 01:46:42,533
坏了和屁孩同备了

2007
01:46:43,266 --> 01:46:44,133
真是

2008
01:46:47,700 --> 01:46:48,900
我应该动一下

2009
01:46:48,900 --> 01:46:50,666
但是我现在手也抬不起来

2010
01:46:50,666 --> 01:46:52,133
脚也抬不起来

2011
01:46:53,800 --> 01:46:56,066
我现在整个左边都很痛

2012
01:46:56,066 --> 01:47:00,099
会我昨天还是没有今天可难受了

2013
01:47:08,200 --> 01:47:09,000
啊

2014
01:47:09,466 --> 01:47:11,933
这个姿势坐久了真的不舒服

2015
01:47:13,000 --> 01:47:18,700
两把刀叉兄弟啊我肯定酸啊主播都不

2016
01:47:24,333 --> 01:47:26,333
那个什么减退是吧

2017
01:47:26,366 --> 01:47:28,133
哎你们就好这口对吧

2018
01:47:28,133 --> 01:47:31,566
就好这口恶心心的就好这口恶心人的

2019
01:47:31,766 --> 01:47:33,733
我真是不好说了

2020
01:47:34,166 --> 01:47:35,966
脚脚抬不起来麻了

2021
01:47:35,966 --> 01:47:37,299
坐麻了

2022
01:47:37,966 --> 01:47:39,566
肯定都会麻

2023
01:47:43,866 --> 01:47:47,099
本来今天可以拜拜我再拜拜更近了

2024
01:47:47,133 --> 01:47:49,199
今天拜拜明天拜拜

2025
01:47:49,533 --> 01:47:53,299
这个今天拜一天明天拜一天

2026
01:47:53,300 --> 01:47:56,533
后天就这个直播乱完了

2027
01:47:56,800 --> 01:47:58,700
大后天就不回来

2028
01:47:58,700 --> 01:48:01,600
大大后天毕业了这咋办呢

2029
01:48:01,766 --> 01:48:02,999
红包是啥

2030
01:48:03,000 --> 01:48:04,733
是一个我赚不到钱

2031
01:48:04,733 --> 01:48:07,399
但能让大伙一起乐呵乐呵的礼物

2032
01:48:08,866 --> 01:48:11,699
应该吗在你的直播间发送了红包哦

2033
01:48:11,700 --> 01:48:13,600
你已经获得了不分收益

2034
01:48:13,800 --> 01:48:15,100
谢谢谢谢

2035
01:48:17,700 --> 01:48:20,666
谢谢红包但是这个其实我赚不到钱

2036
01:48:20,666 --> 01:48:22,799
好像能赚到10%吧

2037
01:48:23,600 --> 01:48:26,200
你发了多少我可以赚到10%

2038
01:48:26,200 --> 01:48:27,200
大概这样

2039
01:48:29,366 --> 01:48:32,166
好像20%还是10%

2040
01:48:32,466 --> 01:48:34,333
没那个记错了

2041
01:48:34,766 --> 01:48:35,866
支持休息

2042
01:48:35,866 --> 01:48:37,133
挣100百不行啊

2043
01:48:37,133 --> 01:48:40,999
再百再百从街都没了也没人看我了

2044
01:48:41,200 --> 01:48:43,100
主播就彻底的凉透了

2045
01:48:43,100 --> 01:48:46,533
20% 对那就20%能拿到1,000

2046
01:48:47,166 --> 01:48:49,566
但不是特别的多不好玩

2047
01:48:51,933 --> 01:48:54,366
我到时候我能不能在我自己直播间

2048
01:48:54,366 --> 01:48:55,166
发红包呀

2049
01:48:55,166 --> 01:48:57,166
我到时候给你们发点红包吧

2050
01:48:57,866 --> 01:49:00,199
我就喜欢看主播开版

2051
01:49:00,500 --> 01:49:02,166
那不行众口难调

2052
01:49:02,166 --> 01:49:06,333
但我还希望主播有策划好好做节目的

2053
01:49:17,666 --> 01:49:20,566
等一下要下播了家人们

2054
01:49:21,900 --> 01:49:22,500
啊

2055
01:49:22,500 --> 01:49:26,200
有没有开心的爷爷人能帮我凑个整

2056
01:49:26,200 --> 01:49:28,366
啊我真的我每次哎

2057
01:49:29,366 --> 01:49:30,666
想到了当时

2058
01:49:31,133 --> 01:49:34,133
天天掉出来入不敷出的时候

2059
01:49:34,133 --> 01:49:35,866
眼泪流下来了

2060
01:49:43,900 --> 01:49:44,533
戒烟

2061
01:49:44,533 --> 01:49:47,099
然后我们

2062
01:49:47,766 --> 01:49:51,499
明天或者稍微晚点再见

2063
01:49:54,133 --> 01:49:56,766
就79下播吧也可以

2064
01:50:14,800 --> 01:50:16,366
说的是咽炎人了

2065
01:50:16,366 --> 01:50:18,566
那咋帮你们都在船上

2066
01:50:19,266 --> 01:50:22,499
好像也对啊都在船上了

2067
01:50:26,466 --> 01:50:27,266
哼

2068
01:50:27,666 --> 01:50:31,733
干嘛这是香草的小号吧这是小号

2069
01:50:31,733 --> 01:50:33,166
香草的小号吧

2070
01:50:36,100 --> 01:50:38,900
我操希望你能一直开心

2071
01:50:38,900 --> 01:50:40,700
耶耶谢谢香草的店长

2072
01:50:40,700 --> 01:50:42,100
卧槽卧槽

2073
01:50:44,966 --> 01:50:46,933
家人们又不碍事了

2074
01:50:46,933 --> 01:50:49,299
谢谢谢谢谢谢你的贝贝

2075
01:50:49,333 --> 01:50:51,299
待会别开小号给我上了

2076
01:50:51,300 --> 01:50:52,266
不好意思

2077
01:50:53,300 --> 01:50:55,300
我会一直开心的

2078
01:50:55,300 --> 01:50:56,166
虽然

2079
01:50:56,400 --> 01:51:00,966
呃有风有雨但是也有彩虹还有阴烟

2080
01:51:00,966 --> 01:51:03,899
人呢大家也要一直开心

2081
01:51:10,166 --> 01:51:13,999
我再往下那个状态就不行了

2082
01:51:15,133 --> 01:51:18,399
天没办法再继续加了

2083
01:51:18,733 --> 01:51:20,799
谢谢永出新城的打call

2084
01:51:20,800 --> 01:51:24,000
谢谢阿木头的牛蛙牛蛙团

2085
01:51:24,100 --> 01:51:26,400
感谢阿里盖特

2086
01:51:27,800 --> 01:51:31,566
今天的状态在坐着已经坐不了了

2087
01:51:34,333 --> 01:51:38,199
戒了烟我不习惯

2088
01:51:38,266 --> 01:51:42,099
没有你我怎么办

2089
01:51:42,300 --> 01:51:46,100
3年零一个礼拜

2090
01:51:46,300 --> 01:51:50,133
才学会怎么忍耐

2091
01:51:50,566 --> 01:51:57,999
你给过我的伤痕是没有一句责怪

2092
01:51:58,366 --> 01:52:01,966
戒了烟染伤悲伤

2093
01:52:02,400 --> 01:52:05,066
我也不想

2094
01:52:05,466 --> 01:52:06,399
状态不行

2095
01:52:06,400 --> 01:52:08,533
是因为昨天打了那个第三

2096
01:52:08,533 --> 01:52:10,333
针的那个加强针

2097
01:52:10,566 --> 01:52:13,066
混热疫苗副作用的原因

2098
01:52:15,466 --> 01:52:16,899
有点坐不住

2099
01:52:18,333 --> 01:52:19,933
还是适合躺着

2100
01:52:20,933 --> 01:52:25,099
新疆人想听两遍经验好好好

2101
01:52:27,166 --> 01:52:32,966
喝了几杯唱了几段你却哭了

2102
01:52:34,000 --> 01:52:39,100
睡个午觉然后下午的时候写写作业

2103
01:52:40,066 --> 01:52:42,099
我还挺紧张的

2104
01:52:43,700 --> 01:52:44,500
啊

2105
01:52:45,366 --> 01:52:50,399
等明后天去学校稍微踩踩脚吧

2106
01:52:50,533 --> 01:52:53,966
戒了烟我不习惯

2107
01:52:53,966 --> 01:52:57,166
喜欢主播的可以点一下关注

2108
01:52:57,166 --> 01:52:58,966
非常感谢大家

2109
01:52:58,966 --> 01:52:59,999
海里来的

2110
01:53:01,000 --> 01:53:03,100
不是因为要那个什么

2111
01:53:03,100 --> 01:53:05,166
要上课了比较紧张

2112
01:53:05,333 --> 01:53:07,166
谢谢兔子的干杯

2113
01:53:07,166 --> 01:53:08,533
非常感谢

2114
01:53:08,800 --> 01:53:09,766
哈利盖头

2115
01:53:12,766 --> 01:53:16,733
就是我们这个月的基础时长达标了

2116
01:53:16,733 --> 01:53:18,399
我可以从叔叔那边

2117
01:53:19,300 --> 01:53:22,500
领一点钱虽然不是特别多

2118
01:53:28,133 --> 01:53:29,999
皇川还没睡觉呀

2119
01:53:30,466 --> 01:53:32,966
晚安晚安熬夜思密

2120
01:53:33,900 --> 01:53:35,466
别走错教室就行

2121
01:53:35,466 --> 01:53:37,499
我也很害怕走错教室

2122
01:53:37,900 --> 01:53:40,200
所以要提前去踩个脚

2123
01:53:44,866 --> 01:53:46,966
等一下上传一下我的疫苗

2124
01:53:46,966 --> 01:53:48,299
不是有5,000吗

2125
01:53:48,300 --> 01:53:50,800
上个月流水高才有5,000的

2126
01:53:50,966 --> 01:53:53,199
不是每个月都有5,000

2127
01:53:53,900 --> 01:53:55,766
这个跟流水是相关

2128
01:53:55,900 --> 01:53:56,900
的家人们

2129
01:53:56,900 --> 01:53:58,400
我们这个月流水完了

2130
01:53:58,400 --> 01:54:01,966
远远没达到要能能拿5,000的那个成就

2131
01:54:06,800 --> 01:54:09,600
谢谢胜利对对的关注

2132
01:54:09,600 --> 01:54:10,666
非常感谢

2133
01:54:10,666 --> 01:54:12,533
这是对花的小号吧

2134
01:54:13,000 --> 01:54:15,366
刚刚应酬完年前最后一次了

2135
01:54:15,366 --> 01:54:16,799
已经放假了吗

2136
01:54:16,866 --> 01:54:18,533
过了小年放假了

2137
01:54:18,533 --> 01:54:20,199
这不是挺好的吗

2138
01:54:22,366 --> 01:54:26,199
戒了嫣然伤悲伤

2139
01:54:26,333 --> 01:54:29,199
辛苦了最多的那个月没吃到呀

2140
01:54:29,200 --> 01:54:31,366
是呀挺难过的

2141
01:54:36,900 --> 01:54:38,866
要准备过年了

2142
01:54:38,933 --> 01:54:42,099
看叔叔给钱比我捡钱还开心

2143
01:54:50,866 --> 01:54:51,599
放两遍

2144
01:54:51,600 --> 01:54:55,200
这两天我一定要给你拐个见长过来

2145
01:54:55,933 --> 01:54:58,733
我们过年的时候冲冲见是吧

2146
01:54:58,866 --> 01:55:00,666
能有那种好事吗

2147
01:55:02,666 --> 01:55:03,999
不是二重唱呀

2148
01:55:04,000 --> 01:55:05,166
要放两遍吗

2149
01:55:05,166 --> 01:55:07,266
香草说要放两遍

2150
01:55:07,366 --> 01:55:11,266
变得更好去找锋芒

2151
01:55:13,700 --> 01:55:17,566
一不小心这就去开个小号给你上天降

2152
01:55:18,733 --> 01:55:20,299
谢谢大家

2153
01:55:20,500 --> 01:55:21,300
哎

2154
01:55:21,933 --> 01:55:24,266
过年拐女朋友给你上箭

2155
01:55:24,266 --> 01:55:26,866
你的女老板其实就是女朋友吧

2156
01:55:26,866 --> 01:55:28,533
你终于说漏嘴了

2157
01:55:29,466 --> 01:55:30,999
你终于说漏嘴了

2158
01:55:32,800 --> 01:55:34,300
你被我发现了

2159
01:55:34,300 --> 01:55:36,000
我要狠狠的告诉

2160
01:55:37,700 --> 01:55:40,100
你说最近过的

2161
01:55:40,100 --> 01:55:43,200
还算幸福美满

2162
01:55:45,600 --> 01:55:49,133
喝了几杯唱了几段

2163
01:55:49,300 --> 01:55:53,400
你唱知道你有女人拍了不是啊

2164
01:55:55,566 --> 01:55:56,399
不是吗

2165
01:56:04,800 --> 01:56:07,333
女老板是你女朋友的师傅

2166
01:56:07,333 --> 01:56:09,099
这还不是同一个人

2167
01:56:09,133 --> 01:56:11,999
你你是什么都市小说男主角吗

2168
01:56:13,000 --> 01:56:15,400
你是什么都市小说男主角吗

2169
01:56:16,300 --> 01:56:18,200
在哪里认识的女老板

2170
01:56:18,200 --> 01:56:19,766
可以给我推一下吗

2171
01:56:19,766 --> 01:56:20,699
我也想要

2172
01:56:20,700 --> 01:56:22,300
好好的女老板

2173
01:56:23,533 --> 01:56:25,199
怎么已经80个了

2174
01:56:25,200 --> 01:56:27,933
小草开了小号帮我上了个剑

2175
01:56:27,933 --> 01:56:29,299
谢谢小草

2176
01:56:32,766 --> 01:56:34,999
谢谢他姐的干杯

2177
01:56:35,000 --> 01:56:36,066
非常感谢

2178
01:56:36,066 --> 01:56:37,199
阿力盖豆

2179
01:56:44,700 --> 01:56:46,100
晚上好呀

2180
01:56:46,100 --> 01:56:47,600
年少好呀

2181
01:56:48,166 --> 01:56:50,099
我看成晚上好了

2182
01:56:50,100 --> 01:56:51,300
快了慢了一步

2183
01:56:51,300 --> 01:56:54,800
没关系可以当九九八十一的那个整数

2184
01:56:55,333 --> 01:56:59,299
过得还算幸福美满

2185
01:57:01,533 --> 01:57:07,466
喝了几杯唱了几段你却哭了

2186
01:57:09,566 --> 01:57:13,866
想去安慰却不知什么立场

2187
01:57:13,866 --> 01:57:16,066
听你说话看你

2188
01:57:16,100 --> 01:57:18,533
这是大航海的最后一名

2189
01:57:18,533 --> 01:57:20,699
永远是我的小号

2190
01:57:20,900 --> 01:57:21,700
嗯

2191
01:57:22,466 --> 01:57:24,199
我现在给自己上个箭

2192
01:57:24,300 --> 01:57:26,766
大航海的最后一名就不是你的小号了

2193
01:57:27,200 --> 01:57:28,700
就是我自己了

2194
01:57:30,466 --> 01:57:32,466
我要给耶耶人当电

2195
01:57:35,266 --> 01:57:37,266
开了就没来过一次直播间

2196
01:57:37,266 --> 01:57:38,666
我也可以我也可以

2197
01:57:38,666 --> 01:57:40,666
开了就不来一次直播间

2198
01:57:40,733 --> 01:57:43,299
哈哈哈我也可以

2199
01:57:44,200 --> 01:57:48,333
合是没有一句责怪

2200
01:57:48,566 --> 01:57:52,499
戒了烟染上悲伤

2201
01:57:52,500 --> 01:57:55,733
我也不想

2202
01:58:00,466 --> 01:58:02,866
我也不

2203
01:58:02,933 --> 01:58:04,466
主播这也跟我抢是吧

2204
01:58:04,466 --> 01:58:06,099
什么小孩子不行

2205
01:58:06,100 --> 01:58:09,200
第一抢不过我还不能当倒数第一呢

2206
01:58:10,000 --> 01:58:11,166
大姑大姑

2207
01:58:12,866 --> 01:58:13,466
我要

2208
01:58:13,466 --> 01:58:14,499
我等一下

2209
01:58:14,700 --> 01:58:18,066
不太舒服我应该我应该去干嘛

2210
01:58:18,066 --> 01:58:20,099
我都不知道我要去干嘛了

2211
01:58:21,200 --> 01:58:22,766
上不来气

2212
01:58:25,466 --> 01:58:27,133
然后直播之前

2213
01:58:27,266 --> 01:58:30,299
拿那个温枪测了一下自己又没发烧

2214
01:58:31,100 --> 01:58:31,733
哎

2215
01:58:31,733 --> 01:58:32,566
但是

2216
01:58:32,900 --> 01:58:33,700
没有

2217
01:58:34,200 --> 01:58:37,700
你我怎么办三年

2218
01:58:39,166 --> 01:58:39,966
了

2219
01:58:44,666 --> 01:58:52,099
你给过我的伤害是没有一句责怪

2220
01:58:56,100 --> 01:58:59,100
我们加一会班吧家人们不行

2221
01:58:59,200 --> 01:59:00,000
这

2222
01:59:00,800 --> 01:59:04,400
两三个现场我不加班我不好意思

2223
01:59:04,666 --> 01:59:06,733
谢谢胜利对对方的尖叫声

2224
01:59:06,733 --> 01:59:07,999
感谢阿离开灯

2225
01:59:08,966 --> 01:59:12,266
我操谢谢爹谢谢爹阿离开灯

2226
01:59:12,266 --> 01:59:15,566
我们加会班吧家人们这戒烟别放了

2227
01:59:15,933 --> 01:59:17,666
加一会吧不好意思

2228
01:59:17,666 --> 01:59:18,733
没事没事

2229
01:59:19,066 --> 01:59:20,699
下次加下次

2230
01:59:20,700 --> 01:59:23,300
不行不行欠到下次就没有了

2231
01:59:23,866 --> 01:59:26,066
欠到下次就容易消失

2232
01:59:35,733 --> 01:59:37,599
加了下次一定打断下班

2233
01:59:37,600 --> 01:59:40,100
我们可以再小加15分钟

2234
01:59:40,100 --> 01:59:41,166
问题不大

2235
01:59:41,800 --> 01:59:44,133
我们可以小加15分钟嗯

2236
01:59:46,133 --> 01:59:47,099
王二六你好

2237
01:59:52,566 --> 01:59:53,933
啊啊

2238
01:59:55,366 --> 01:59:58,299
KK啊肉鸟的IC啊厉害的但是

2239
01:59:58,366 --> 01:59:59,166
嗯

2240
02:00:04,300 --> 02:00:07,133
我给亮亮整屋里了对不起

2241
02:00:07,733 --> 02:00:09,899
对不起对不起

2242
02:00:11,000 --> 02:00:14,100
亮亮你被绑架了就眨眨眼吧

2243
02:00:14,466 --> 02:00:17,999
这什么情况已经干了两瓶东方树叶了

2244
02:00:19,300 --> 02:00:21,500
热鸟被绑架了我这就

2245
02:00:22,266 --> 02:00:26,966
穿过时间空间的距离去救你你等我啊

2246
02:00:28,266 --> 02:00:32,399
为什么呀为什么打IC发发空格呀

2247
02:00:44,200 --> 02:00:47,166
你的名字是不是应该读那个弯咕噜

2248
02:00:47,366 --> 02:00:48,399
之类的呀

2249
02:00:48,600 --> 02:00:51,066
我我断句是不是一直都断错了

2250
02:00:51,066 --> 02:00:54,266
谢谢弯咕噜的地源地方感谢阿里嘎找

2251
02:00:55,400 --> 02:00:56,600
我突然想到

2252
02:00:56,600 --> 02:00:59,300
可以不用像我想象的那么断句

2253
02:00:59,300 --> 02:01:02,366
你不好说你为什么发现你不好说

2254
02:01:03,366 --> 02:01:04,533
为什么

2255
02:01:07,733 --> 02:01:09,066
为什么

2256
02:01:11,000 --> 02:01:12,466
这什么情况

2257
02:01:25,066 --> 02:01:28,599
你被你的发言功能被绊掉了吗

2258
02:01:31,766 --> 02:01:34,866
虽然你一晚上都没念我这晚安

2259
02:01:35,500 --> 02:01:38,800
嗯我没有念到对不起对不起

2260
02:01:39,133 --> 02:01:41,066
碰到你我没那事

2261
02:01:41,333 --> 02:01:42,566
晚安晚安

2262
02:01:43,266 --> 02:01:44,299
晚安6娘

2263
02:02:03,500 --> 02:02:06,333
哈哈生气气对不起

2264
02:02:07,933 --> 02:02:09,366
这个BGM叫什么

2265
02:02:09,366 --> 02:02:12,699
叫一天一天钢琴版

2266
02:02:15,066 --> 02:02:16,533
他们好可爱

2267
02:02:17,566 --> 02:02:19,766
对不起对不起

2268
02:02:33,200 --> 02:02:35,600
什么大v是这样快一年了加油

2269
02:02:35,600 --> 02:02:36,800
也没看见我

2270
02:02:36,800 --> 02:02:38,133
我不是大v

2271
02:02:39,166 --> 02:02:41,266
我咱们现在这个趋势就是

2272
02:02:41,500 --> 02:02:44,733
越来越越来越凉的天下了不是David

2273
02:02:46,133 --> 02:02:48,666
这不是贝棒的歌吗

2274
02:02:51,133 --> 02:02:52,733
哎是这样吗

2275
02:02:56,133 --> 02:03:01,099
这个看起来是一个钢琴曲翻弹的

2276
02:03:10,066 --> 02:03:12,166
我第一次感觉到用药

2277
02:03:12,166 --> 02:03:14,533
会有这么严重的后遗症

2278
02:03:14,766 --> 02:03:19,166
我上次就因为用药然后有有

2279
02:03:19,700 --> 02:03:23,533
有一些后遗症的时候还是我

2280
02:03:23,966 --> 02:03:26,099
我很小的时候

2281
02:03:27,666 --> 02:03:28,099
我

2282
02:03:28,100 --> 02:03:34,133
当时才六七岁吧然后当年感冒了

2283
02:03:41,066 --> 02:03:42,999
去那个诊所的时候

2284
02:03:43,000 --> 02:03:45,766
然后那个人说你要是对头孢

2285
02:03:45,766 --> 02:03:47,133
不过敏的话

2286
02:03:47,266 --> 02:03:50,099
我就给你点滴打头孢的

2287
02:03:52,066 --> 02:03:54,266
之前我也吃过头孢

2288
02:03:54,266 --> 02:03:56,466
也打过头孢的那个针剂

2289
02:03:56,533 --> 02:03:59,466
但是就为了为了保险起见吗

2290
02:03:59,466 --> 02:04:00,799
还是给我做了市民

2291
02:04:00,800 --> 02:04:02,533
结果市民的时候

2292
02:04:03,100 --> 02:04:04,733
就会鼓起来一个小包

2293
02:04:04,733 --> 02:04:05,933
你们知道在打底

2294
02:04:05,933 --> 02:04:07,499
之前会有个失敏的环节

2295
02:04:07,500 --> 02:04:08,933
就测试你过不过敏吗

2296
02:04:08,933 --> 02:04:10,266
稍微往你的那个

2297
02:04:10,733 --> 02:04:12,099
皮肤里面注射一点

2298
02:04:12,100 --> 02:04:13,666
看他会不会鼓包这样子

2299
02:04:13,666 --> 02:04:16,099
我当时就就是鼓包了

2300
02:04:16,600 --> 02:04:19,000
但家里人就坚持说我没

2301
02:04:19,066 --> 02:04:22,199
是因为之前也有吃过这些东西

2302
02:04:22,800 --> 02:04:25,400
然后之后就上了那个点滴

2303
02:04:25,733 --> 02:04:27,133
我就看那个

2304
02:04:27,400 --> 02:04:29,100
药瓶里面的

2305
02:04:29,266 --> 02:04:31,399
药液从上面走到下面

2306
02:04:31,400 --> 02:04:33,366
就他刚刚打进我身体里面

2307
02:04:33,366 --> 02:04:34,299
一秒钟不到

2308
02:04:34,300 --> 02:04:36,533
我就觉得整个人都呼吸不上来

2309
02:04:42,266 --> 02:04:43,699
哈喽哈喽

2310
02:04:44,266 --> 02:04:45,566
这个是什么

2311
02:04:49,900 --> 02:04:52,566
你有一次打针被射了三次然后我

2312
02:04:52,566 --> 02:04:54,599
就跟家里人说特别特别难受

2313
02:04:54,600 --> 02:04:57,133
就我当时就直接抓抓我妈我就说

2314
02:04:57,133 --> 02:04:58,966
我就说不行打不了这个

2315
02:04:59,066 --> 02:05:00,266
上不来气

2316
02:05:02,000 --> 02:05:03,600
然后他他不信

2317
02:05:03,600 --> 02:05:06,333
结果后来我脸刷了一下就白了

2318
02:05:06,400 --> 02:05:09,200
大概打了十几秒吧之后掉了

2319
02:05:09,200 --> 02:05:11,933
那个生理盐水吧还是葡萄糖来着

2320
02:05:11,933 --> 02:05:14,766
掉了三组的那个盐水跟葡萄糖混打

2321
02:05:14,966 --> 02:05:17,599
才缓过来就整个人直接就就

2322
02:05:19,400 --> 02:05:22,566
就就快上不来气就快背过去那种感觉

2323
02:05:22,566 --> 02:05:24,466
现在就有点这种感觉了

2324
02:05:24,466 --> 02:05:28,299
我唯一一次药物过敏就是那一次哎

2325
02:05:28,300 --> 02:05:29,666
对哦一样的哎

2326
02:05:30,166 --> 02:05:33,099
欢迎方川快点睡觉吧方川

2327
02:05:33,133 --> 02:05:34,699
这都半夜2点了

2328
02:05:35,566 --> 02:05:36,733
怎么还没下播

2329
02:05:36,733 --> 02:05:39,599
因为今天有有有好几个见长

2330
02:05:39,600 --> 02:05:41,100
我不好意思下

2331
02:05:41,300 --> 02:05:43,733
想再跟大家说会话嗯

2332
02:05:45,700 --> 02:05:49,166
你以前打狂犬疫苗的蛋白说不舒服

2333
02:05:49,266 --> 02:05:52,066
大家如果就感觉到自己对这东西过敏

2334
02:05:52,066 --> 02:05:52,999
啊或者之类的

2335
02:05:53,000 --> 02:05:54,333
千万千万不要

2336
02:05:54,666 --> 02:05:58,599
强撑着去打因为这个真的会出问题的

2337
02:06:02,400 --> 02:06:04,166
哎真真的是一样的

2338
02:06:05,700 --> 02:06:07,000
一天一天

2339
02:06:13,066 --> 02:06:14,933
医生给你搬来个氧气罐

2340
02:06:16,566 --> 02:06:16,866
哎

2341
02:06:16,866 --> 02:06:20,899
确实过敏的时候好像会反应成那个就

2342
02:06:23,400 --> 02:06:27,066
喉咙好像会肿然后就上不来气这样子

2343
02:06:27,066 --> 02:06:29,266
大家不会都不听悲伤吧

2344
02:06:29,300 --> 02:06:31,100
那我去睡了明天飞机

2345
02:06:31,133 --> 02:06:33,099
嗯要不要晚点哦

2346
02:06:36,266 --> 02:06:37,399
顺利捏

2347
02:06:39,133 --> 02:06:40,533
真的只有你一个人听

2348
02:06:40,533 --> 02:06:43,199
我周围听背个包里都是女孩子

2349
02:06:44,300 --> 02:06:45,300
唱歌的爱好

2350
02:06:45,300 --> 02:06:47,100
好像女生呀

2351
02:06:59,500 --> 02:07:00,966
你是女孩子啊

2352
02:07:03,100 --> 02:07:05,100
我小的时候也常听

2353
02:07:06,333 --> 02:07:07,799
真的假的

2354
02:07:10,366 --> 02:07:11,799
剩你上号了

2355
02:07:11,800 --> 02:07:12,733
大半夜的

2356
02:07:12,733 --> 02:07:15,733
你把你哥哥号顶了来我直播间玩是吧

2357
02:07:18,333 --> 02:07:20,933
你小的时候也常听的话

2358
02:07:20,933 --> 02:07:22,666
我记得小的时候

2359
02:07:23,133 --> 02:07:27,299
就是粉XO的粉TFBOYS的

2360
02:07:27,300 --> 02:07:28,700
然后粉的一个棒子

2361
02:07:28,700 --> 02:07:31,200
这三家一直在吵架

2362
02:07:32,000 --> 02:07:33,800
从来没停下来过

2363
02:07:33,800 --> 02:07:35,933
这可能就像就我们那个

2364
02:07:35,933 --> 02:07:37,999
年代小时候的饭圈吧

2365
02:07:38,000 --> 02:07:41,300
然后现在的饭圈这都是哎呀哥哥

2366
02:07:41,300 --> 02:07:44,266
什么那个一博这些这些了

2367
02:07:45,100 --> 02:07:46,200
就不一样了

2368
02:07:47,800 --> 02:07:50,166
你小的时候也是女孩子

2369
02:07:51,366 --> 02:07:53,166
你是不是生活在什么abu

2370
02:07:53,166 --> 02:07:54,933
世界观里面啊

2371
02:07:55,200 --> 02:07:56,600
比心比心

2372
02:07:56,933 --> 02:07:58,466
是不是会来b o世界观

2373
02:07:58,500 --> 02:07:59,900
你还没分化是吧

2374
02:08:00,066 --> 02:08:01,799
你小的时候x还没说

2375
02:08:01,800 --> 02:08:02,966
说明你比我大

2376
02:08:03,366 --> 02:08:04,499
暴露年龄了

2377
02:08:04,500 --> 02:08:05,933
说明你比我大吧

2378
02:08:08,166 --> 02:08:11,533
我周围没有就特别喜欢肖战的

2379
02:08:11,533 --> 02:08:12,199
但是吧

2380
02:08:12,200 --> 02:08:15,900
我当年周围全都是特喜欢s o喜欢TFBOYS

2381
02:08:15,900 --> 02:08:19,533
然后喜欢那个棒棒然后就吵架的

2382
02:08:19,533 --> 02:08:21,699
他们买的那个文具就那种

2383
02:08:21,866 --> 02:08:23,899
封皮啊夹子啊之类的

2384
02:08:23,900 --> 02:08:24,700
都是印的

2385
02:08:24,700 --> 02:08:25,700
这些明星

2386
02:08:26,200 --> 02:08:27,466
特别好分辨

2387
02:08:31,566 --> 02:08:34,599
一直感觉燕燕比我小哦

2388
02:08:34,600 --> 02:08:36,500
可能因为我的心理年龄

2389
02:08:36,500 --> 02:08:37,766
我有跟大家说过吧

2390
02:08:37,766 --> 02:08:40,266
疫情的这几年一直在家呆着

2391
02:08:40,266 --> 02:08:42,666
不太接触外物外事

2392
02:08:43,500 --> 02:08:45,966
心理年龄的成长就很缓慢

2393
02:08:47,533 --> 02:08:49,766
你臭臭喜欢看咪咪

2394
02:08:50,166 --> 02:08:51,466
哈哈

2395
02:08:51,466 --> 02:08:53,999
你是时空警察是吧哈

2396
02:08:54,700 --> 02:08:55,500
哈

2397
02:08:55,566 --> 02:08:58,066
小时候看快男超女

2398
02:08:58,066 --> 02:09:01,066
我小时候有印象看过一点

2399
02:09:01,300 --> 02:09:03,066
但没有特别多

2400
02:09:03,800 --> 02:09:04,900
say goodbye

2401
02:09:06,766 --> 02:09:07,966
还没80吗

2402
02:09:07,966 --> 02:09:10,333
已经80了已经80了

2403
02:09:10,700 --> 02:09:11,966
80一个

2404
02:09:12,533 --> 02:09:16,299
关键这一抓一个人的歌写的很好啊

2405
02:09:16,466 --> 02:09:18,333
确实挺好听的

2406
02:09:21,666 --> 02:09:23,066
为什么发问号

2407
02:09:31,066 --> 02:09:34,133
我记当时门口笔记本封皮都是这些人

2408
02:09:34,133 --> 02:09:35,699
对啊都是那些人

2409
02:09:35,700 --> 02:09:36,700
吓我一跳

2410
02:09:37,333 --> 02:09:38,699
怎么就吓一跳了

2411
02:09:38,700 --> 02:09:40,866
谢谢你啊心灵

2412
02:09:52,766 --> 02:09:55,166
主播来一首无题

2413
02:09:58,000 --> 02:09:59,566
努力没有白费

2414
02:09:59,566 --> 02:10:01,499
嘿嘿谢谢你

2415
02:10:02,100 --> 02:10:02,900
i think about

2416
02:10:06,266 --> 02:10:08,933
这怎么现在看着都是江云生的

2417
02:10:19,566 --> 02:10:21,399
还有挂着凌风

2418
02:10:22,466 --> 02:10:25,366
哎这怎么还有这个人

2419
02:10:31,533 --> 02:10:34,933
最近老刷到那个什么

2420
02:10:35,566 --> 02:10:37,733
搜不到这个没有

2421
02:10:44,966 --> 02:10:48,766
IMQ Q QQ是什么呀

2422
02:10:49,366 --> 02:10:50,333
我可不敢听

2423
02:10:50,333 --> 02:10:52,299
万一直播间被拿下了咋办

2424
02:10:52,700 --> 02:10:54,100
这个是什么东西

2425
02:10:55,700 --> 02:10:56,866
这个正反两倍

2426
02:10:56,866 --> 02:10:58,333
不是都限流了吗

2427
02:11:03,866 --> 02:11:06,799
黑天了嗯我也快要下播了

2428
02:11:07,400 --> 02:11:09,733
你还跟他合唱了素颜

2429
02:11:09,733 --> 02:11:11,199
我女生他男生

2430
02:11:12,000 --> 02:11:12,800
啊

2431
02:11:13,700 --> 02:11:15,500
大学生唱前进了

2432
02:11:15,500 --> 02:11:19,300
你怎么你女生她男生是吧

2433
02:11:23,300 --> 02:11:24,333
太好笑了

2434
02:11:24,333 --> 02:11:25,399
一会发群里

2435
02:11:25,400 --> 02:11:26,700
我没有看过哎

2436
02:11:26,700 --> 02:11:27,900
发到群里吧

2437
02:11:28,066 --> 02:11:30,599
looking forward to a time that i would feel good again

2438
02:11:30,700 --> 02:11:32,733
helped me to keep moving forward

2439
02:11:33,166 --> 02:11:35,399
and sometimes i had to be brave

2440
02:11:35,800 --> 02:11:40,666
and it wasn't always easy sometimes i faltered i had bad days

2441
02:11:40,966 --> 02:11:44,266
but i realized that being brave isn't supposed to be easy

2442
02:11:44,466 --> 02:11:47,599
and for me i feel it's the key way to keep moving

2443
02:11:49,666 --> 02:11:51,699
让我来看一下

2444
02:11:53,266 --> 02:11:53,999
布莱老师

2445
02:11:54,000 --> 02:11:56,166
发到群里我可以听一下

2446
02:12:17,133 --> 02:12:18,266
没有哎

2447
02:12:19,566 --> 02:12:21,099
没有发给我

2448
02:12:27,533 --> 02:12:31,366
到后半夜直播间的人就越少了

2449
02:12:31,366 --> 02:12:34,933
这说明大家都好好的去休息了

2450
02:12:35,500 --> 02:12:39,000
虽然就不是特别的开心

2451
02:12:39,066 --> 02:12:41,466
但也是很开心的

2452
02:12:43,066 --> 02:12:46,699
等一下我也要去好好休息了撑不住了

2453
02:12:46,900 --> 02:12:48,200
意思是木头

2454
02:12:48,200 --> 02:12:51,200
脑子只能凭借本能来说话了

2455
02:12:51,533 --> 02:12:54,499
其实并没有大家都别熬夜了

2456
02:12:55,100 --> 02:12:57,800
权志龙纯净是体验

2457
02:12:58,966 --> 02:13:00,966
发了怎么还是79

2458
02:13:00,966 --> 02:13:02,399
我忘了改了

2459
02:13:03,166 --> 02:13:04,933
我忘了改了

2460
02:13:18,100 --> 02:13:21,100
那改总不能改成个掉秤80

2461
02:13:21,100 --> 02:13:23,266
那改的话只能往高了改

2462
02:13:23,266 --> 02:13:24,866
也不能往低了改

2463
02:13:27,700 --> 02:13:29,066
我听一下哦

2464
02:13:34,400 --> 02:13:36,333
put your hands in the air

2465
02:13:36,800 --> 02:13:38,866
i see you down dear

2466
02:13:39,533 --> 02:13:41,299
bring a poison

2467
02:13:41,466 --> 02:13:43,666
who got g c m m a C

2468
02:13:43,800 --> 02:13:50,266
la la la la la la la la la la la la la

2469
02:13:51,300 --> 02:13:54,100
la la la la la la la la la la

2470
02:14:01,733 --> 02:14:03,766
i am a cute boy

2471
02:14:08,400 --> 02:14:09,366
i am a

2472
02:14:09,500 --> 02:14:10,800
cute boy

2473
02:14:11,800 --> 02:14:12,966
i am a good

2474
02:14:20,366 --> 02:14:21,199
boy

2475
02:14:53,533 --> 02:14:55,166
我找个渣男

2476
02:15:06,933 --> 02:15:07,299
呦

2477
02:15:07,300 --> 02:15:09,933
小姐姐这是个啥呀

2478
02:15:13,133 --> 02:15:13,666
哎

2479
02:15:13,666 --> 02:15:16,099
主播唱歌的时候自我感觉良好是不是

2480
02:15:16,100 --> 02:15:18,266
就就就就就就这样

2481
02:15:28,500 --> 02:15:30,333
我们主播唱歌的时候是不是

2482
02:15:30,333 --> 02:15:32,599
其实我觉得我自己是世界的王者

2483
02:15:32,600 --> 02:15:35,400
但其实其实就这样对吧

2484
02:15:37,366 --> 02:15:39,099
哎你为什么在暗示什么

2485
02:15:39,200 --> 02:15:40,400
还没有这个高

2486
02:15:42,566 --> 02:15:44,299
原来这就是我唱歌

2487
02:15:44,800 --> 02:15:46,666
笑到一半笑不下去了

2488
02:15:51,766 --> 02:15:52,699
邪门哈哈

2489
02:15:53,800 --> 02:15:54,600
妈妈

2490
02:15:55,400 --> 02:15:57,166
他们比较喜欢邪门

2491
02:15:58,766 --> 02:15:59,999
吓到我妈了

2492
02:16:09,333 --> 02:16:10,733
啊哈哈

2493
02:16:15,266 --> 02:16:16,066
哈

2494
02:16:17,200 --> 02:16:19,333
啊我QQ

2495
02:16:20,166 --> 02:16:20,966
哈哈

2496
02:16:22,766 --> 02:16:23,566
哈

2497
02:16:24,500 --> 02:16:25,600
啊哈

2498
02:16:27,900 --> 02:16:29,066
哈哈

2499
02:16:36,066 --> 02:16:38,099
嗯放完这首下播

2500
02:16:38,500 --> 02:16:40,166
哈哈哈

2501
02:16:40,333 --> 02:16:42,866
i'm a cute boy

2502
02:16:43,566 --> 02:16:44,599
好可爱

2503
02:16:44,600 --> 02:16:46,900
哈哈哈

2504
02:16:47,666 --> 02:16:49,199
哎呦

2505
02:16:50,100 --> 02:16:51,533
哈哈哈

2506
02:16:52,700 --> 02:16:56,266
哈哈哈哈

2507
02:16:56,933 --> 02:16:57,733
哈哈

2508
02:17:15,266 --> 02:17:18,299
路人请问雨刮器哪里可以买到

2509
02:17:18,300 --> 02:17:22,500
138上现场附送一个巨大雨刮器立牌

2510
02:17:22,666 --> 02:17:24,733
这没有巨大的15厘米

2511
02:17:25,200 --> 02:17:26,000
嗯

2512
02:17:26,600 --> 02:17:29,466
只要138 鱼瓜抱回家

2513
02:17:31,566 --> 02:17:33,933
这个BGM好熟悉

2514
02:17:39,733 --> 02:17:41,699
这是什么的BGM呀

2515
02:17:43,100 --> 02:17:44,666
此音乐出自

2516
02:17:44,666 --> 02:17:48,199
动画电影花语爱丽丝杀人事件

2517
02:17:53,533 --> 02:17:54,899
挺好听的

2518
02:17:55,400 --> 02:17:59,933
艳艳瑞平时5厘米不够大要更大更大

2519
02:17:59,933 --> 02:18:00,866
莫动莫动

2520
02:18:00,866 --> 02:18:02,999
我总有一天要定制一个

2521
02:18:03,333 --> 02:18:06,366
38厘米的亚克力力牌

2522
02:18:06,366 --> 02:18:09,199
然后狠狠的放在你们的家里

2523
02:18:21,700 --> 02:18:22,966
好好好嘿嘿

2524
02:18:24,200 --> 02:18:28,466
听这个抖音那太贵了那太贵了

2525
02:18:29,000 --> 02:18:32,933
买不起我比较穷穷

2526
02:18:52,066 --> 02:18:54,733
为什么不是180厘米

2527
02:18:54,733 --> 02:18:56,899
因为我比较穷穷

2528
02:18:58,100 --> 02:19:01,166
如果我有天我就可以变一个单身

2529
02:19:01,166 --> 02:19:03,499
大的报纸嘿

2530
02:19:04,400 --> 02:19:05,300
嘿

2531
02:19:13,100 --> 02:19:13,900
啊

2532
02:19:13,966 --> 02:19:15,533
啊

2533
02:19:17,800 --> 02:19:19,366
要休息了

2534
02:19:19,900 --> 02:19:22,000
主播的体能呀

2535
02:19:25,666 --> 02:19:28,366
天呐我的天呐

2536
02:19:29,533 --> 02:19:31,499
卖惨卖上瘾了

2537
02:19:31,500 --> 02:19:35,200
那这这谁会定180厘米的亚克力力拍呀

2538
02:19:35,200 --> 02:19:36,800
不都是纸拍子吗

2539
02:19:37,100 --> 02:19:39,400
妈的请问有什么目的

2540
02:19:42,500 --> 02:19:43,133
嗯

2541
02:19:43,133 --> 02:19:45,399
谢谢大家今天来陪

2542
02:19:45,400 --> 02:19:49,733
我我要叫叫了你们也要好好叫叫哦

2543
02:19:52,200 --> 02:19:53,166
喵喵

2544
02:20:03,866 --> 02:20:04,866
啊对了

2545
02:20:05,566 --> 02:20:08,933
嗯走之前想跟大家讲一个

2546
02:20:08,933 --> 02:20:11,966
本来今天想跟大家讲的是我给忘了

2547
02:20:11,966 --> 02:20:14,266
今天脑子确实不太好使啊

2548
02:20:14,333 --> 02:20:15,399
就是说

2549
02:20:15,466 --> 02:20:18,966
我们昨天不是一起坐车出门了吗

2550
02:20:19,100 --> 02:20:21,900
我室友在路上只认了好多人哎

2551
02:20:21,900 --> 02:20:24,200
你看那个路边坐着抽烟的好帅啊

2552
02:20:24,200 --> 02:20:25,600
我看一眼啊停下

2553
02:20:25,766 --> 02:20:28,266
你看那个那个边上开车停下的那个

2554
02:20:28,266 --> 02:20:30,166
你看那个人戴个帽子那个好帅

2555
02:20:30,166 --> 02:20:30,899
我说嗯好帅

2556
02:20:30,900 --> 02:20:33,533
哎你看那个房子里坐着抽烟的哎

2557
02:20:33,866 --> 02:20:35,766
他把烟吸了他要走了你快看

2558
02:20:35,766 --> 02:20:37,066
我说嗯嗯挺帅的

2559
02:20:37,066 --> 02:20:39,266
然后他过了一个路口他说

2560
02:20:39,266 --> 02:20:41,366
哎你看那个开拖拉机的

2561
02:20:41,366 --> 02:20:42,699
我说嗯嗯嗯啊

2562
02:20:43,266 --> 02:20:45,866
开拖拉机的那个好帅呀好有气质

2563
02:20:45,866 --> 02:20:48,266
然后他们就开啊好帅

2564
02:20:48,300 --> 02:20:49,466
然后我说啊

2565
02:20:49,800 --> 02:20:54,200
怎么有人开开拖拉机啊开拖拉机

2566
02:20:54,500 --> 02:20:56,466
然后那个司机就跟我说

2567
02:20:57,333 --> 02:20:58,933
你不要看不起拖拉机了

2568
02:20:58,933 --> 02:21:00,266
你知不知道开拖拉机了

2569
02:21:00,266 --> 02:21:01,133
人家那个

2570
02:21:02,066 --> 02:21:03,666
他的小时薪是多少钱

2571
02:21:03,666 --> 02:21:06,666
人家一个小时能开35刀

2572
02:21:07,133 --> 02:21:09,599
我算了一下我直播一个小时

2573
02:21:10,133 --> 02:21:11,933
我好像直播一个小时都

2574
02:21:11,933 --> 02:21:13,266
都能不能挣到这些

2575
02:21:13,266 --> 02:21:15,866
有的时候挣不到有的时候能挣到

2576
02:21:23,466 --> 02:21:23,933
真的

2577
02:21:23,933 --> 02:21:27,266
我们这边开拖拉机修下水管什么的

2578
02:21:27,266 --> 02:21:28,933
都可可贵可贵的了

2579
02:21:28,933 --> 02:21:30,666
我没有收到收垃圾

2580
02:21:32,500 --> 02:21:36,466
他说收垃圾收垃圾多少钱呢收垃圾呃

2581
02:21:37,666 --> 02:21:39,299
一个小时能赚40到

2582
02:21:39,300 --> 02:21:43,066
哈哈哈我说能不能让我去

2583
02:21:43,066 --> 02:21:45,299
我去收垃圾救救你了家人们

2584
02:21:45,300 --> 02:21:47,566
我不念大学了我要去收垃圾了

2585
02:21:47,566 --> 02:21:49,933
等明天早上起来就收个垃圾

2586
02:21:49,933 --> 02:21:53,166
然后那个直接开着垃圾车去上课

2587
02:21:53,566 --> 02:21:55,466
在NYU助教一小时26刀

2588
02:21:55,466 --> 02:21:56,766
然后端盘子的话

2589
02:21:56,766 --> 02:21:58,566
一个小时也才15刀左右

2590
02:21:58,566 --> 02:21:59,533
所以其实

2591
02:21:59,533 --> 02:22:02,933
不是说什么什么工作有钱没钱的

2592
02:22:04,600 --> 02:22:07,666
一群好大学当助教还没有收垃圾的人

2593
02:22:07,666 --> 02:22:08,999
每个小时这么多

2594
02:22:12,000 --> 02:22:14,733
我说我介绍我去我去收垃圾

2595
02:22:14,733 --> 02:22:17,366
我特别能吃苦特别能干的好吧

2596
02:22:20,100 --> 02:22:22,166
让人家说什么你你你

2597
02:22:22,166 --> 02:22:24,799
就是我说我第二天不是

2598
02:22:24,900 --> 02:22:26,266
到那个收垃圾的日子吗

2599
02:22:26,266 --> 02:22:27,733
我早上5点就出门

2600
02:22:27,966 --> 02:22:29,699
站在我那个垃圾桶边上

2601
02:22:29,700 --> 02:22:31,666
然后我就跟那个收垃圾的人说

2602
02:22:31,733 --> 02:22:33,733
那个等他过来要拿走我家拿酒

2603
02:22:33,733 --> 02:22:36,866
跟他说那个能不能帮我介绍一下

2604
02:22:37,366 --> 02:22:39,666
帮我内推一下你们的工作岗位

2605
02:22:39,666 --> 02:22:41,199
我想成为你的同事

2606
02:22:43,066 --> 02:22:45,099
哎呀国外看病更贵

2607
02:22:45,100 --> 02:22:46,000
那没办法呀

2608
02:22:46,000 --> 02:22:48,500
我们留学生在国外都都都

2609
02:22:48,733 --> 02:22:49,899
都不跟不看病的

2610
02:22:49,900 --> 02:22:51,266
没有我开玩笑的

2611
02:22:51,366 --> 02:22:52,266
然后他说什么

2612
02:22:52,266 --> 02:22:54,699
你去得到了收垃圾的这个岗位之后

2613
02:22:54,700 --> 02:22:55,700
你就去那个

2614
02:22:55,700 --> 02:22:57,266
就是加那个那个

2615
02:22:58,133 --> 02:23:00,366
那个开拖拉机男生的联系方式

2616
02:23:00,366 --> 02:23:01,999
你们这个拖拉机男孩

2617
02:23:02,000 --> 02:23:04,200
跟收垃圾女孩的组合

2618
02:23:04,566 --> 02:23:06,199
就正式成立了

2619
02:23:08,133 --> 02:23:10,366
午夜好午夜好午夜好

2620
02:23:10,466 --> 02:23:12,999
成为专业的垃圾了呵呵

2621
02:23:14,333 --> 02:23:16,166
这边垃圾分类挺麻烦的

2622
02:23:16,166 --> 02:23:18,666
收垃圾其实也没有那么困难了

2623
02:23:18,666 --> 02:23:19,766
哎呀因为我们

2624
02:23:19,766 --> 02:23:22,666
我们自己分类都分的还挺清的

2625
02:23:24,366 --> 02:23:26,933
好啦我要下播了

2626
02:23:31,166 --> 02:23:31,966
怎么上播

2627
02:23:31,966 --> 02:23:34,799
想说的话到了下播我才想起来

2628
02:23:34,800 --> 02:23:35,900
我是笨蛋

2629
02:23:36,933 --> 02:23:37,733
哼

2630
02:23:38,700 --> 02:23:41,333
叫叫啊哈叫叫打我叫叫

2631
02:23:41,333 --> 02:23:42,399
我也去叫叫我

2632
02:23:42,400 --> 02:23:44,533
再不叫叫我精神撑不住了

2633
02:23:45,266 --> 02:23:47,366
拜拜拜拜

2634
02:23:47,366 --> 02:23:49,333
谢谢他姐的干杯

2635
02:23:49,366 --> 02:23:52,533
当当当狠狠的干杯

2636
02:23:59,400 --> 02:24:01,300
我爱你笨蛋

2637
02:24:01,300 --> 02:24:03,133
谁是笨蛋呀你在说谁

2638
02:24:03,133 --> 02:24:04,466
不说我黑天结束

2639
02:24:04,466 --> 02:24:06,466
我爱你呀晚安大伙

2640
02:24:41,200 --> 02:24:44,933
yeah breakfast at Tiffany's and bottles of bubbles

2641
02:24:44,933 --> 02:24:48,333
girls with tattoos who like getting in trouble

2642
02:24:48,366 --> 02:24:51,866
lashes and diamonds atm machines

2643
02:24:51,866 --> 02:24:55,266
buy myself all of my favorite things

2644
02:24:55,266 --> 02:24:58,733
been through some bad shit i should be a savage

2645
02:24:58,733 --> 02:25:02,133
who woulda thought it'd turn me to a savage

2646
02:25:02,200 --> 02:25:05,566
rather be tied up with calls and my strings

2647
02:25:05,566 --> 02:25:08,599
write my own checks like i write what i sing

2648
02:25:08,733 --> 02:25:12,133
yeah my wrist stop watching my neck is flossy

2649
02:25:12,133 --> 02:25:13,899
make big deposits

2650
02:25:13,900 --> 02:25:19,000
my gloss is poppin'you like my hair gee thanks just bought it

2651
02:25:19,000 --> 02:25:22,300
i see it i like it i want it i got it

2652
02:25:22,300 --> 02:25:25,933
yeah i want it i got it i want it i got it

2653
02:25:25,933 --> 02:25:29,299
i want it i got it i want it i got it

2654
02:25:29,300 --> 02:25:33,933
you like my hair gee thanks just add it i see it i

2655
02:25:33,933 --> 02:25:35,166
别自杀了

2656
02:25:35,166 --> 02:25:36,533
这不是那个下面

2657
02:25:36,600 --> 02:25:37,166
任性

2658
02:25:37,166 --> 02:25:41,566
the priceless i know i'm the nicest i knew you would like this

2659
02:25:41,666 --> 02:25:43,166
i must be psyched

2660
02:25:43,300 --> 02:25:46,500
i'm from the streets baby i'm nothing like them

2661
02:25:46,666 --> 02:25:49,966
she's sweet in the day but freaky when i come

2662
02:25:49,966 --> 02:25:52,499
it's mine invested uh i spend

2663
02:25:52,566 --> 02:25:56,699
on necklace uh i got the cash if i don't get credit

2664
02:25:56,700 --> 02:26:00,266
uh and i'm well respected so she feel protected

2665
02:26:00,266 --> 02:26:03,566
so scratch all the exits next like contact我

2666
02:26:03,666 --> 02:26:06,466
亲爱的晕倒

2667
02:26:08,766 --> 02:26:11,333
got one call parked right at the exit

2668
02:26:11,333 --> 02:26:14,733
see you didn't expect this you think like a robot

2669
02:26:14,733 --> 02:26:17,466
i put bands in your face like botox

2670
02:26:17,466 --> 02:26:19,099
i want it i got it

2671
02:26:19,100 --> 02:26:20,800
i want it i got it

2672
02:26:20,800 --> 02:26:22,533
i want it i got it

2673
02:26:22,533 --> 02:26:24,166
i want it i got it

2674
02:26:24,200 --> 02:26:27,600
you like my hair gee thanks just bought it

2675
02:26:27,666 --> 02:26:30,266
i see it i like it i want it

2676
02:26:30,300 --> 02:26:30,900
i got it yeah

2677
02:26:30,900 --> 02:26:33,133
my receipts be looking like phone numbers

2678
02:26:33,133 --> 02:26:34,699
everyday money then wrong number

2679
02:26:34,766 --> 02:26:36,333
black card is my business god

2680
02:26:36,333 --> 02:26:38,133
the way you be setting the tone for me

2681
02:26:38,133 --> 02:26:39,499
i don't need no brain

2682
02:26:39,500 --> 02:26:41,600
but i be like put it in the bag yeah

2683
02:26:41,600 --> 02:26:45,066
when you see them racks they stacked up like my ass yeah

2684
02:26:45,066 --> 02:26:46,733
shoot go from the store to the booth

2685
02:26:46,733 --> 02:26:48,066
make it all back in one loop

2686
02:26:48,066 --> 02:26:50,166
give me the loot never mind i got the juice

2687
02:26:50,166 --> 02:26:51,466
nothing but net when we shoot

2688
02:26:51,466 --> 02:26:53,066
look at my neck look at my jet

2689
02:26:53,066 --> 02:26:54,899
ain't got enough money to pay me respect

2690
02:26:54,900 --> 02:26:56,600
ain't no budget when i'm on the set

2691
02:26:56,600 --> 02:26:58,566
if i like it and that's what i get yeah

2692
02:26:58,566 --> 02:27:00,166
i want it i got it

2693
02:27:00,166 --> 02:27:01,866
i want it i got it

2694
02:27:01,866 --> 02:27:05,399
i want it i got it i want it i got it