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我

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十年春骑师法我攻将战曹惠廷

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见

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什么呀

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全是榜一

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其香人曰肉食者比右何见燕

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肉食者什么

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呃

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不对吧肉食者谋吃又喝鲜艳

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肉食者比未能远谋

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现在能看到了

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我不知道你们现在能不能看到呀

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能看到吗

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为啥我看不到啊

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你为啥老能看到我

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但是我却看不到我自己呢

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你们发这个一一是真的还是假的呀

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为啥我看不到我自己啊

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哎

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我自己进我自己的直播间

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一直在那缓冲呀

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你们安全了

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啊又开始卡了

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为什么会这样呢

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背完朝会论战之前能好吗

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这不取决于我呀

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不是这不取决于我呀

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我也不知道这网咋回事

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没有任何的这个改变啊

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也没有任何的那个什么

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他怎么怎么就这样了呢

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衣食所安

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这个什么福感专业才能背下来

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这个我都背不下来了

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我开路由器也不行啊

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魔中星球会一堆查加尔带走

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但为啥这么卡呢

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上行被分流了

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没有人家里没有人在用网啊

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我用的是无线啊

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用的一直都是无线

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我换一篇好了

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呃现在好多了

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关键他一会好一会坏的

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我都不知道怎么给你们剥了

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现在也不开了

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又不开了

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就好了

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然后呢流畅了就没问题了

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那我那我

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现在OK的话那就那就那就开聊

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我不知道呀

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聊天电台区的话能不能开模型啊啊

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聊天电台区好像也能开模型哎

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切模型这个界面你们看得到吗

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聊天电台就好像也能开模型

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我才发现哎

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游戏区都能开可

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是聊天电台区

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他不是不能不能开那个什么吗

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就好纳闷啊

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有线稳定一点我不行啊

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我这个没法有线

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除非我抱个电脑

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坐在那个沙发边上的摇摇椅上

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然后一直硬播

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很多v都挂聊天电台

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好了好了好了行行行行好好好

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欢迎回来

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很抱歉刚才折磨大家了

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我也不知道是到底是怎么折磨的大家

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哈哈哈但是我不知道

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我也不知道是怎么回事啊

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我现在的作息啊

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一放假就挺放飞的

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好像跟你们要同步了

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刚才下午我不是做了个小饭团吃了

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欢迎哎呦强子

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要不要试试唱电电台

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就我我唱啥呀我就去唱这电台

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我一看我的同事都播了个通宵

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而我睡了5个小时刚起床

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哎呀让人感到感感

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啥东西是我自己做的

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那肯定是我自己做的呀

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不会大家都不知道米亚米亚会做饭吧

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哈哈哈

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那肯定是我自己做的呀

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我拍照发到群里的饭都是我自己做的

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明天早继续睡晚上还要抢

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想同步我们还是让我们被迫同步

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这不挺好的吗

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我睡到晚上起来还能给你们这个这个

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小播一下

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小播一会播一会小播一会

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米叶面还会做饭

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你们你们

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你们都忘了这个米叶面的含金量了

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让我觉得很痛心啊

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吃不到就是吃不到都是假的

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哈哈哈都是塑料模型

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呃哪天

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随机抽取一个幸运的这个

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加拿大朋友啊

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然后吃到我做的饭就决定是你了

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坏苹果

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下次一人一罐咸菜给你寄过去

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当你的提供礼物啊画苹果

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主播怎么会只是拍了张照

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片呢我可以把我室友落下来

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给你这个当场对峙的

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好吧我把我室友落下来对峙啊

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什么这个是随机吗

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呃

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唯一指定这个这个哈哈哈

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唯一指定收到主播的这个

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咸菜的这个这个

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份额啊

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你这是随意我立刻背到加拿大

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别

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我们今天还在讨论去美国的事情了

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我室友说哎

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就是我在那捏饭团呢

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我跟你们说这个好的饭团

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那种韩式的饭团要加什么

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那种黄萝卜碎火腿丁玉米粒

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海苔碎肉松

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拌饭料加上那个

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嗯洋葱

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还有那个切成丁的那种小虾仁

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还有什么来着

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好像还有一样东西啊对还有一点泡菜

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然后之后吧

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加点那个酱自己调的那个酱

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拿锅煎一下特别特别特别的香

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里面再包点芝士

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给你把河狠狠的开了哈哈哈

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你今天要不拉室友来我将会看不起你

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哎什么意思啊这开河带我一个

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你你给他带路是吧

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呃我不好说

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能够放掉的

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就别拉扯

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时间着急的

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冲刷着剩下了什么

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稍微小点声

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我怎么又看不到弹幕了呢

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是你们没发呀

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还是还是我网又坏了呀

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我咋又看不到弹幕

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舍友啥时候来

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别惦记那个碧石油了

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哈哈哈别惦记那个碧石油了

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他哪有这么容易招来

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不行不行

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不能打扰人家人家在楼上呢

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好像有个预约点歌啊

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希望永远存在

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我知道可能是没人发

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这下冷场了

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大早上的

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大家都都喜欢那个什么都喜欢

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黑天是吧

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我在等什么

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你在等什么

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我在等CD

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我在等话题的CD

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不知道跟你们说点啥

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今天是周一的早上

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哎周一的早上就不能说话了吗

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啊今天是周一啊

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对啊我还寻思是周日呢

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忘了

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等会我们再偷偷回到虚拟区

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看看虚拟区能不能那个什么播啊嗯

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don't quit the medicine

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come on i ain't gonna miss

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i said keep on let's kill this now

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说说说宠着你是吧

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我不好上楼去找他们呀哎呀

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他给我一顿筷

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我那个房东他好厉害啊

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他过来给我们修修冰箱

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修洗碗机修那个空调出风口

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然后把这些东西一顿修完之后

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叮嘱了我们几句然后他就消失了

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哈哈哈特别特别的好

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放下砖头就没法给你看

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休息一会吧休息一会别抱着砖头了

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歇一会吧

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今天是周一早晨要看月要夜未央

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嗯

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香草枕着我裤子没关系的欢迎

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没有牛奶喝热帽

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这些事情都问题不大

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本来我是想

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开一会那个7点多的那个早台呀

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然后

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跟你们一起去去那个通勤啊之类的

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结果呢结果就是

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哎 7点多的早台被我自己睡过去了

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只能开一个9点多的上班摸鱼台了

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就没有什么太多的空间呀

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也是非常正常的

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叫我孟老师给我也别提了

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昨天的嗓子哑的不行

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孟老师让我来看我一眼

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我多不好意思呀哎然后有人关注我

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是吧

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主播这一身绝活一样都没用出来

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然后这个

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刚好赶上大午茶坊

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我也睡过头了我困了

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本来定了一个6点多的这个闹铃啊

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结果这困的不行

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我就寻思哎再睡一会

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再睡一会

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你下播之后孟老师还来了呢啊

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你们怎么知道的

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你们在扮演啥呢

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燕子会不会是刀割套皮变声

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其实是香草

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其实是郑老爷

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其实是天顶之星

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其实米耶咪啊

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只是一个变声器

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由群里面的大家轮流扮演

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这什么共同人格是吧

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嗯嗯这下又攻打白宫了

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孟老师还问人呢

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人睡觉了

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人呢我在打金团转米给

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燕子做军事什么叫金团啊

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能不能解释一下什么叫金团

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下播了我们就去找梦儿

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是完了让他下次再来呀

237
00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:25,366
下次那个啥时候他直播了

238
00:10:25,366 --> 00:10:26,866
然后欢迎超然

239
00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:29,066
这个啥时候他下次直播了之后

240
00:10:29,066 --> 00:10:29,866
那个什么

241
00:10:34,366 --> 00:10:37,799
啦啦啦啦啦啦

242
00:10:44,066 --> 00:10:45,866
就是有老板然后你打工

243
00:10:45,866 --> 00:10:48,066
老板给你钱你给他装备

244
00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,000
我以前玩剑网3的时候

245
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,666
因为操作实在是太烂

246
00:10:51,733 --> 00:10:52,766
我也经常

247
00:10:53,133 --> 00:10:54,166
你就直接说这个有

248
00:10:54,166 --> 00:10:55,966
有人包团了不就得了吗

249
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,933
你打的不会是见三的包团吧

250
00:10:57,933 --> 00:10:59,566
我跟你说90年代那时候

251
00:10:59,733 --> 00:11:01,566
我去我去我不会打架

252
00:11:01,566 --> 00:11:03,533
我就换买100块钱的那个金

253
00:11:03,566 --> 00:11:04,799
我去包迪花宫

254
00:11:04,866 --> 00:11:06,999
然后因为老二我跳不上去那个房子

255
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,566
被团长狠狠的踢了

256
00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,100
特别的倒霉

257
00:11:11,100 --> 00:11:12,800
你知道魔兽的啊

258
00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:13,600
玩这么多

259
00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,700
m m你这刚还好吗

260
00:11:15,933 --> 00:11:17,499
他现在应该就在播吧

261
00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:19,966
刚才瞄到了主播居然有不懂的

262
00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:22,333
我不知道他玩的是哪个游戏了

263
00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:24,866
晚上好你没坏点

264
00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:28,800
是啊天什么见山情水啊

265
00:11:29,133 --> 00:11:29,766
谁说的

266
00:11:29,766 --> 00:11:32,566
剑侠情缘网络版3一定要有情缘了

267
00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:34,733
主播的这个剑侠世界既没有情缘

268
00:11:34,733 --> 00:11:35,533
也没有3

269
00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:36,800
也没有剑侠

270
00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:38,666
主播都不知道自己玩了个嘛呀

271
00:11:38,666 --> 00:11:41,799
玩了一年然后吧操作操作不行

272
00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:45,066
感情感情没有这个亲友亲友没交到

273
00:11:45,066 --> 00:11:46,066
有一个师傅吧

274
00:11:46,066 --> 00:11:49,399
然后还跟师娘武汉买房然后退游了

275
00:11:50,266 --> 00:11:51,333
对呀90年代

276
00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:54,299
90年代是上线等级90级的那个时候

277
00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:56,400
剑三你以前也是团长

278
00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,733
大明宫跟血战时期的老板

279
00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:01,133
那血战叉叉那个时期

280
00:12:01,133 --> 00:12:02,566
那不很早很早了吗

281
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,500
主播给妹妹上线的时候

282
00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:05,500
能喊哥们看看吗

283
00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:08,466
主播没有米呀刚想手机停机了

284
00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:10,066
主播想给自己手机交个话费

285
00:12:10,066 --> 00:12:11,299
都交不上了

286
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,000
那你玩的什么

287
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,733
我就天天穿着我那一身校服

288
00:12:16,733 --> 00:12:18,733
然后截个图啊什么什么的

289
00:12:18,733 --> 00:12:19,733
你们知道吧

290
00:12:20,266 --> 00:12:21,899
那叫剑侠情缘了

291
00:12:21,900 --> 00:12:23,566
没有情缘啊关键是

292
00:12:24,466 --> 00:12:28,966
天天就就挂机然后然后到各处地图跑

293
00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:31,500
棋也不敢差什么也不敢

294
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:32,733
整的对吧

295
00:12:33,133 --> 00:12:34,699
胆子特小一个人

296
00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:36,200
欢迎皮皮匠

297
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:47,599
为了

298
00:12:47,866 --> 00:12:50,799
就是接这个验证码之类的东西啊

299
00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:53,133
我都是在这边双卡的

300
00:12:53,133 --> 00:12:55,133
就国内这张卡不好用了

301
00:12:55,666 --> 00:12:57,899
哥们半年还FF14

302
00:12:57,900 --> 00:13:00,100
还有个见情缘给你带去过

303
00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:01,400
带过去见3呢

304
00:13:02,533 --> 00:13:04,266
你们都有情缘

305
00:13:04,266 --> 00:13:05,666
但是这些游戏里面

306
00:13:05,666 --> 00:13:07,966
我觉得男生找情缘比较好找

307
00:13:07,966 --> 00:13:11,699
真的因为左边显示弹幕右的东西是

308
00:13:12,466 --> 00:13:13,266
呃

309
00:13:20,566 --> 00:13:22,466
男生会比较好找情缘

310
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,700
会出现一种情况就是什么呢

311
00:13:24,766 --> 00:13:26,733
呃希望骗女生的

312
00:13:26,733 --> 00:13:29,099
希望这个什么奔现的风气最不好

313
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,466
那段时间可多别有用心的男生

314
00:13:31,466 --> 00:13:32,866
然后买一个差不多的

315
00:13:32,866 --> 00:13:35,199
有一身帅气外观的这个账号啊

316
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,966
稍微练一练手法然后就去骗妹妹

317
00:13:37,966 --> 00:13:38,499
你知道吧

318
00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:41,700
这些游戏里边女生的比例其实挺高的

319
00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:43,066
嗯走哦

320
00:13:44,666 --> 00:13:45,866
不是女性优势啊

321
00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:47,533
要不你看你玩什么游戏

322
00:13:47,533 --> 00:13:49,166
你要玩个什么撸啊撸

323
00:13:49,166 --> 00:13:51,366
什么王者荣耀这些末班类的游戏

324
00:13:51,366 --> 00:13:52,466
什么那个什么

325
00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:54,400
呃决战平安金啊

326
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,200
决战平安金好像妹妹也不少

327
00:13:56,266 --> 00:13:58,999
还有那个什么这个呃300英雄

328
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,966
这些东西都是都是

329
00:14:01,066 --> 00:14:03,166
男生就特别多

330
00:14:03,166 --> 00:14:05,999
然后女生相对没有那么多的

331
00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:08,300
但是你要是玩这种MMO的话

332
00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:09,600
就剑侠情缘

333
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:12,200
网络满三这种MMO呃

334
00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:14,800
天刀也会有一些吧欢迎难守的

335
00:14:15,766 --> 00:14:18,099
对然后因为有很多妹妹玩

336
00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:19,566
成换装游戏了吗

337
00:14:19,566 --> 00:14:22,066
这个游戏就早在我玩的时候

338
00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:25,700
就是男少女多的那种感觉

339
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,400
特别多的这个

340
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,466
比如说你要是再有一些身份呐

341
00:14:29,466 --> 00:14:31,999
什么什么打工坊指挥呀

342
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,066
什么什么知名帮会会长啊

343
00:14:34,066 --> 00:14:37,499
那简直就是哎呀打遍这个服无敌手了

344
00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:38,000
你知道吗

345
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,666
就就特别有那种网络男神的那种

346
00:14:40,666 --> 00:14:42,099
气概对呀

347
00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:44,700
玩的就是天刀妹妹一出手就是你看吧

348
00:14:44,733 --> 00:14:46,366
所以有很多不好的人

349
00:14:46,366 --> 00:14:48,366
就利用游戏的这种特性

350
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,066
然后他去骗女生

351
00:14:50,133 --> 00:14:52,499
骗女生就是骗钱骗色

352
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:53,866
然后脚踏好几条船

353
00:14:53,866 --> 00:14:55,999
这总总之说这些游戏吧

354
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,500
有些时候风气很乱对

355
00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:01,333
真的是真的

356
00:15:05,566 --> 00:15:06,766
主播好懂啊也

357
00:15:06,766 --> 00:15:09,566
早些年我最常逛的贴吧就是那个

358
00:15:09,666 --> 00:15:10,699
那个见三八

359
00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:12,600
当时还没有现在这么那啥呢

360
00:15:12,933 --> 00:15:14,599
当时比现在可好多了

361
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,900
呃全都是首页全都是高质量的

362
00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:18,066
八一八啊

363
00:15:19,566 --> 00:15:21,866
我换成虚拟主播去试一下吧

364
00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:24,733
哦我现在换分区了吗

365
00:15:24,733 --> 00:15:25,766
我不知道耶

366
00:15:25,866 --> 00:15:29,199
主播冲浪强度确实那是老冲浪人了

367
00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:31,133
这个从那个全网

368
00:15:31,133 --> 00:15:33,866
还什么什么神马都是浮云

369
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:35,999
哎呀给力这些词的时候

370
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,200
主播这个盘古开天辟地的时候

371
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:39,733
主办就开始冲浪了

372
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,766
一直高强度冲到了现在呀

373
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:43,099
啊哈哈哈

374
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:44,200
天天扒一扒

375
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,266
哥们只是对自己的豆芽很好

376
00:15:46,266 --> 00:15:47,466
不是豆芽表白

377
00:15:47,466 --> 00:15:48,533
豆芽是什么呀

378
00:15:49,466 --> 00:15:50,799
哎豆芽是什么呀

379
00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:53,766
是类似儿子女儿一样的东西吗

380
00:15:53,766 --> 00:15:55,333
什么叫做豆芽呀

381
00:15:57,666 --> 00:15:58,599
徒弟

382
00:15:59,866 --> 00:16:02,133
哦哦我知道了

383
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:06,600
新人我不是无敌小水塔我是猫

384
00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:08,766
说到豆芽

385
00:16:08,766 --> 00:16:11,299
你们知不知道豆芽有很多种做法呀

386
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:14,333
我在广东的时候吃过那个叫什么

387
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:17,899
呃豆芽包

388
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,500
应该是在广东的时候吧

389
00:16:20,566 --> 00:16:22,699
就是拿蟹棒

390
00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:24,100
豆芽和粉丝

391
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:26,666
还有葱花这些东西煮出来的一锅汤

392
00:16:26,666 --> 00:16:28,533
别说真的挺鲜的那个

393
00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:31,500
类似于素高汤一样的吃法

394
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:33,000
然后在北方的时候

395
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,533
一般都是吃那种黄豆芽

396
00:16:35,533 --> 00:16:36,666
比较饱满的

397
00:16:36,666 --> 00:16:37,966
没有那么柴着

398
00:16:39,733 --> 00:16:41,699
炒一些比如说韭菜干豆腐

399
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:42,666
胡萝卜之类的

400
00:16:42,666 --> 00:16:44,366
当成炒菜来吃

401
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:49,900
有的时候在韩餐店还能吃到那种酸甜

402
00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:51,333
的凉拌黄豆芽

403
00:16:51,966 --> 00:16:54,699
我从小就特别特别喜欢吃豆芽

404
00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:56,900
但是在这边不好买

405
00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:59,400
很多时候去超市因为我是染沟吗

406
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:01,400
啊其实是上午给大家直播了

407
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:02,966
一去超市都是下午

408
00:17:03,133 --> 00:17:06,699
下午的时候就就就卖光了

409
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,733
没吃过FF14的萌新

410
00:17:09,733 --> 00:17:11,966
头上会有一个豆芽的标志

411
00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:13,666
对自己的豆芽很好

412
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,466
要被豆芽表白然后呢

413
00:17:15,733 --> 00:17:17,466
香草哥还要豆花吗

414
00:17:17,466 --> 00:17:18,299
我也要给你表白

415
00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:19,366
怎么还有豆花呀

416
00:17:19,366 --> 00:17:20,299
豆花是什么

417
00:17:20,566 --> 00:17:24,166
no more so i'm solo

418
00:17:28,766 --> 00:17:32,466
ooh

419
00:17:38,066 --> 00:17:38,733
no more

420
00:17:38,733 --> 00:17:40,266
今天你们觉得我的嗓子怎么样

421
00:17:40,266 --> 00:17:42,566
回归了豆芽还是新手就恩啊

422
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,266
怎么不知道

423
00:17:48,266 --> 00:17:51,066
我直播间有这么多玩FF14的人呢

424
00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:53,133
怎么一讨论就都那什么

425
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:54,966
我好久没玩FF14

426
00:17:54,966 --> 00:17:56,599
穷的只剩钱了

427
00:17:56,766 --> 00:17:57,933
欢迎来个胜过

428
00:17:57,933 --> 00:17:58,933
还可以还不错

429
00:17:58,933 --> 00:17:59,799
那就行了

430
00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:01,200
那就可以了

431
00:18:30,133 --> 00:18:32,866
他爸不是跟朋友结了个婚就为了

432
00:18:33,066 --> 00:18:35,933
为什么还是呀呀真真纳闷

433
00:18:37,066 --> 00:18:40,899
现在这个开播之前既不能喝水

434
00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:43,266
不是既不能吃饭也不能睡觉

435
00:18:43,900 --> 00:18:45,666
下次我是不是早点起啊

436
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:48,866
早点起然后直播稍微早一点

437
00:18:59,466 --> 00:19:00,333
不行再听一遍

438
00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:01,533
我还想听这个

439
00:19:02,966 --> 00:19:04,666
主播有没有考虑休息一下

440
00:19:04,666 --> 00:19:05,466
没有

441
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:07,000
没有考虑休息

442
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:11,600
然后暖气

443
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,766
胭脂太软了说话太多了

444
00:19:13,766 --> 00:19:15,599
也不是说话太多了吧

445
00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:18,933
就最近状态忽然就不太好了

446
00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:22,966
而且脑子反应也没有以前慢了

447
00:19:23,900 --> 00:19:25,533
应该也不是那么懒吧

448
00:19:25,533 --> 00:19:26,699
也还好吧

449
00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:31,600
还是早班的时候一般都挺纯良的

450
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,933
一下子不学习不知道干嘛的

451
00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:35,599
一般我不是都是

452
00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:36,400
到早班

453
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:39,200
然后一边学习一边跟大家唠唠家常吗

454
00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:41,599
现在不学习一下不知道干嘛了

455
00:19:41,766 --> 00:19:44,099
要不然放假咱们也还是有的时候

456
00:19:44,133 --> 00:19:46,699
就早上加班播播学习吧

457
00:19:47,866 --> 00:19:49,499
总不能开个同步试听

458
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,466
然后跟大家在这在这混吧

459
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:52,900
多喝热水

460
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:55,300
首先这一天好几个小时讲

461
00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:57,066
是不是多少超载了

462
00:19:57,566 --> 00:20:00,966
两个我是好像是有点两个了

463
00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:03,399
最近真的太放纵了这两天

464
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:05,933
这三天加班加的太肆无忌惮了

465
00:20:05,933 --> 00:20:06,766
欢迎林上

466
00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:10,800
那就赶紧做你的骏马

467
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:14,100
白天突然变成了狗鸭

468
00:20:14,266 --> 00:20:17,333
那笨鸟已带走了青蛙

469
00:20:17,866 --> 00:20:22,666
耳边总在耳边荡漾XOXO

470
00:20:27,533 --> 00:20:28,799
XOXO

471
00:20:30,166 --> 00:20:33,333
今天啊我在这边睡午觉然后

472
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:34,866
我就发现我两个室友

473
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,066
在这个沙发上抱成一团

474
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:38,600
我说你们在干嘛呀

475
00:20:38,866 --> 00:20:39,966
然后这个一个室友

476
00:20:39,966 --> 00:20:41,099
靠在另一个室友肩上

477
00:20:41,133 --> 00:20:43,533
我们俩在看那个7棍球的那个啊

478
00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:45,166
冰球的那个门票呢

479
00:20:45,966 --> 00:20:47,566
你们要去打冰球吗

480
00:20:47,566 --> 00:20:48,999
你们还会玩这个东西啊

481
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,200
他说没有啦但是呢

482
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:54,066
哎呀这个比赛有超级多的帅哥

483
00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:57,100
我说啊有帅哥也他们哎你要去吗

484
00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:57,900
你要去吗

485
00:20:57,933 --> 00:20:59,899
我说我就不去了吧

486
00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:01,900
万一万一我我看谁长得帅

487
00:21:01,900 --> 00:21:03,466
然后我想谈恋爱了怎么办啊

488
00:21:03,466 --> 00:21:05,733
这多美特别素养啊

489
00:21:05,733 --> 00:21:07,699
我昨天刚跟大伙说哎

490
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:10,533
这个这个2020年2月20号这个

491
00:21:10,766 --> 00:21:15,166
十点零七分主播呃纯单身然后然后

492
00:21:15,300 --> 00:21:17,000
然后我再去那个什么

493
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:19,966
然后然后我再去看万一

494
00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:22,166
你们都说了是很帅的帅哥了

495
00:21:22,166 --> 00:21:25,166
万一我再去看一看我想谈恋爱了怎么

496
00:21:37,166 --> 00:21:38,699
事先声明我不是百合屯

497
00:21:38,700 --> 00:21:41,166
这俩人抱在一起只是为了看帅哥而已

498
00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:42,166
让你失望了

499
00:21:42,900 --> 00:21:45,333
今天考研出成绩非常紧张

500
00:21:45,766 --> 00:21:47,099
圣光是哪天来着

501
00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:47,900
21号吧

502
00:21:47,900 --> 00:21:50,333
22号不同的学校是不是时间不一样

503
00:21:50,333 --> 00:21:51,166
你一定能过的

504
00:21:51,166 --> 00:21:53,799
花生古老的经你相信我你相信我

505
00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:55,166
这个但是但是

506
00:21:55,300 --> 00:21:57,700
最好边查成绩不要边看米燕直播啊

507
00:21:57,700 --> 00:21:59,666
因为米燕可能有的时候挺没笔的

508
00:21:59,666 --> 00:22:00,533
你要小心

509
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:04,500
为什么你觉得帅哥能看上你呀

510
00:22:04,566 --> 00:22:07,666
帅哥看不看上这个这个女生不重要啊

511
00:22:07,666 --> 00:22:09,966
就是帅哥这个东西啊

512
00:22:09,966 --> 00:22:12,333
我这个跟我的两个是有仔细的这个

513
00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:13,166
分析了一下

514
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:14,199
就是说什么了

515
00:22:14,366 --> 00:22:17,066
他要是真的是你对象了那就没意思了

516
00:22:17,066 --> 00:22:19,533
然后进来就是嗯嗯对对没错

517
00:22:19,533 --> 00:22:20,933
我们就是这么想的

518
00:22:21,700 --> 00:22:25,400
就是光看看看他长得帅然后就开心

519
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,733
然后就完事了就没了

520
00:22:35,866 --> 00:22:36,866
欢迎小娇

521
00:22:37,366 --> 00:22:40,499
你这卡比是什么东西啊哈哈哈

522
00:22:41,333 --> 00:22:43,366
这下卡比有心领你了

523
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:55,533
主播有不需要的成熟帅叔叔

524
00:22:55,533 --> 00:22:58,299
朋友给哥们介绍的哪有这种东西啊

525
00:22:58,933 --> 00:23:02,466
成熟帅叔叔你为什么喜欢这种啊啊

526
00:23:05,566 --> 00:23:09,099
我有点不好说了你不会有一些

527
00:23:09,566 --> 00:23:11,699
异语常言的爱好吗

528
00:23:12,466 --> 00:23:13,266
嗯

529
00:23:14,066 --> 00:23:14,933
嗯

530
00:23:15,666 --> 00:23:16,799
you almost thinking

531
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:21,000
making them making me a lonely songs actually

532
00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:24,933
i don't need you happy i will run the execution will

533
00:23:25,100 --> 00:23:27,166
be a trap to the safety

534
00:23:27,166 --> 00:23:29,899
我一想到香草跟这个成熟帅叔叔

535
00:23:29,900 --> 00:23:31,200
然后两个人这个

536
00:23:31,466 --> 00:23:32,899
这个亲切的互动啊

537
00:23:32,900 --> 00:23:35,733
我就觉得有一种很深刻的美和感啊

538
00:23:35,733 --> 00:23:39,333
哈哈哈成熟瘦瘦比小男生好

539
00:23:39,733 --> 00:23:40,533
因为

540
00:23:41,266 --> 00:23:42,766
真的假的呀我感觉

541
00:23:42,766 --> 00:23:44,533
我倒是感觉这个这个

542
00:23:44,566 --> 00:23:47,499
年龄相差太大的这个情侣

543
00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:49,100
不会特别特别辛苦啊

544
00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:52,666
就年龄差上了两位数哈哈哈

545
00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:58,066
就上了两位数的话可能可能就

546
00:24:01,533 --> 00:24:02,466
你觉得这个

547
00:24:02,466 --> 00:24:04,866
这个跟你在一起的这个这个叔叔啊

548
00:24:04,866 --> 00:24:05,966
他很成熟

549
00:24:06,066 --> 00:24:08,199
但是他会觉得你很幼稚啊

550
00:24:08,466 --> 00:24:10,399
他会不会觉得你很幼稚啊

551
00:24:10,466 --> 00:24:10,933
他

552
00:24:10,933 --> 00:24:14,099
他会不会觉得就没有跟你有共同话题

553
00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:14,900
然后

554
00:24:15,866 --> 00:24:18,599
呃就他向下兼容你

555
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,866
然后你还觉得我们像灵魂伴侣

556
00:24:20,866 --> 00:24:23,333
其实只是人家迁就你而已

557
00:24:24,066 --> 00:24:28,466
make some healing arguments

558
00:24:29,966 --> 00:24:31,699
你14号买的粉

559
00:24:31,700 --> 00:24:34,066
我说你在什么地方买的呀

560
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,266
你为啥不在本地买呀

561
00:24:37,700 --> 00:24:40,466
不够包容也叫成熟叔叔我不认可

562
00:24:40,466 --> 00:24:42,099
不是不是他成熟

563
00:24:42,100 --> 00:24:44,866
但是他包容你他也会累你知道吧

564
00:24:44,866 --> 00:24:46,299
你只是想向叔叔请教

565
00:24:46,300 --> 00:24:48,133
你想问请教什么东西啊

566
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,000
十四号

567
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:55,533
你咋不在本地那个Costco之类的买的嘛

568
00:24:56,266 --> 00:24:57,399
这都一周了

569
00:24:58,500 --> 00:24:59,266
我们本地

570
00:24:59,266 --> 00:25:00,166
就有卖的

571
00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:02,666
我记得上次路过一个不知道什么分区

572
00:25:02,666 --> 00:25:04,566
一看边上挂了几个纸板

573
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,133
我再一看啊原来是这个

574
00:25:07,133 --> 00:25:09,499
代表那个是维持的那个东西

575
00:25:11,766 --> 00:25:14,199
就是要被包容迁就啊

576
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:17,066
我现在觉得这个这个第四爱呀

577
00:25:17,066 --> 00:25:18,899
还有这个亲戚是

578
00:25:19,066 --> 00:25:21,466
是有一定的这个这个原因的了

579
00:25:21,466 --> 00:25:22,299
家人们

580
00:25:23,366 --> 00:25:27,133
然后你们你们你们男生哈哈哈

581
00:25:27,133 --> 00:25:30,499
哎呀男生发这个就是要被包容迁就呀

582
00:25:30,500 --> 00:25:33,333
这个这个弹幕怎么能发的这么自然啊

583
00:25:33,333 --> 00:25:35,499
哈哈哈我都不好意思说

584
00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:36,966
然后找个人就

585
00:25:37,066 --> 00:25:38,766
哎呀包容迁就我

586
00:25:38,766 --> 00:25:41,333
因为我在心里时时刻刻在自诉啊

587
00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:42,299
我够卖谁呀

588
00:25:42,300 --> 00:25:43,766
人家凭什么包容

589
00:25:45,166 --> 00:25:47,566
你们怎么能说的这么自然呢

590
00:25:47,566 --> 00:25:48,966
你们教教我

591
00:25:49,100 --> 00:25:50,700
你懒得去

592
00:25:52,133 --> 00:25:54,733
那个OLED好好用吗

593
00:25:54,933 --> 00:25:56,099
就去意外了

594
00:25:56,100 --> 00:25:57,600
别别网购了

595
00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,066
现实体店有的

596
00:25:59,066 --> 00:26:01,999
能赶快提回家的就赶快实体店吧

597
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:04,533
这边现在这网购逆天的要命

598
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:06,700
我两年前在这边买的那个

599
00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:08,166
呃亚马逊上的口罩

600
00:26:08,166 --> 00:26:09,899
直到现在我还没收到呢

601
00:26:13,900 --> 00:26:16,200
有没有睿智老爷爷介绍一下

602
00:26:16,466 --> 00:26:19,066
就爱跟叔叔撒撒娇

603
00:26:19,900 --> 00:26:20,800
你们

604
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,066
欢迎香草告诉可还有这个吗

605
00:26:25,066 --> 00:26:27,899
有呀叔叔如果能帮你内推

606
00:26:27,900 --> 00:26:29,700
你知道我看成什么了吗

607
00:26:30,333 --> 00:26:32,299
你是不是只喜欢内推呀

608
00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:35,066
你不是喜欢叔叔你是只喜欢内推是吧

609
00:26:37,100 --> 00:26:37,333
我

610
00:26:37,333 --> 00:26:40,466
看着叔叔要是能帮你洗内衣就可好了

611
00:26:40,466 --> 00:26:41,599
我还在想呢

612
00:26:41,666 --> 00:26:44,066
你在直播间你怎么好意思说这样的话

613
00:26:44,066 --> 00:26:46,333
结果一睁大眼睛发现是内推

614
00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:48,533
那不用叔叔

615
00:26:48,533 --> 00:26:48,699
哎

616
00:26:48,700 --> 00:26:51,866
你找坏苹果你找坏苹果给你内推就行

617
00:26:51,966 --> 00:26:53,533
成熟可靠的坏苹果

618
00:26:53,533 --> 00:26:55,499
会保护你们所有人的啊

619
00:26:59,566 --> 00:27:00,366
哎

620
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:01,800
咋

621
00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:03,966
不是我真的

622
00:27:04,300 --> 00:27:05,266
我真的我不是

623
00:27:05,266 --> 00:27:08,999
脑子里想什么我现在这个拿着笔然后

624
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,966
这个用本在大腿上面垫了一下

625
00:27:11,966 --> 00:27:14,966
就类似于这个画板的那个姿势

626
00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:17,766
我在下面画那个小人呢

627
00:27:17,766 --> 00:27:19,166
结果这抬头一看

628
00:27:19,166 --> 00:27:19,999
香嫂说

629
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:23,100
成熟叔叔要是能给他洗内衣就更好了

630
00:27:23,266 --> 00:27:24,133
我在想

631
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,000
这什么要求啊

632
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,533
然后一看啊原来是内推啊

633
00:27:29,766 --> 00:27:31,466
这个内推的话就

634
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:44,766
什么叫正气啊

635
00:27:44,766 --> 00:27:46,966
呃主播等下得去倒杯水啊

636
00:27:46,966 --> 00:27:48,733
这嗓子一次是不行了

637
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,500
得去倒杯水了

638
00:27:53,866 --> 00:27:55,799
生有所思夜有所梦

639
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:56,933
我没有呀

640
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,166
我我想我想了些什么

641
00:27:59,166 --> 00:28:00,599
我什么都没想过

642
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:05,933
为什么是洗衣服

643
00:28:05,933 --> 00:28:08,466
其实我是看成了这个洗内衣啊

644
00:28:21,933 --> 00:28:39,699
oldaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

645
00:28:39,966 --> 00:28:41,133
my new door

646
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:43,700
you will know

647
00:28:49,900 --> 00:28:51,666
小宝贝干什么

648
00:28:51,933 --> 00:28:54,599
你怎么把两个字看成三个字呢

649
00:28:54,866 --> 00:28:56,899
那你非要我说的那么直白吗

650
00:28:56,900 --> 00:29:00,266
我看成那个那那那那什么裤子了

651
00:29:00,266 --> 00:29:01,499
我看成两个字了

652
00:29:01,500 --> 00:29:04,200
但是只是我我我解读了一下而已

653
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:05,400
给你留点面子

654
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:06,866
然后你还在这边哎

655
00:29:06,866 --> 00:29:08,999
你怎么把两个字看成三个字了

656
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,333
我给你补全一下

657
00:29:10,333 --> 00:29:12,966
补补一个更好一点的解释不行吗

658
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:14,400
你非要我

659
00:29:15,100 --> 00:29:15,900
说

660
00:29:15,966 --> 00:29:19,333
这个是穿在里面的裤子了那两个字吗

661
00:29:19,733 --> 00:29:21,199
白拉没白拉

662
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:25,666
我刚才在吃药

663
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:27,666
喵早

664
00:29:27,733 --> 00:29:29,766
早上好没有白来

665
00:29:30,533 --> 00:29:32,733
对啊肯定是要给你找一点理由的

666
00:29:32,733 --> 00:29:33,933
毕竟是香草吗

667
00:29:33,933 --> 00:29:36,466
这个有点变态的爱好这个主播

668
00:29:36,866 --> 00:29:39,599
主播主播也得稍微包容一下

669
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:42,066
毕竟这个香草是一种很包容傻逼的

670
00:29:42,066 --> 00:29:44,733
我呀我也应该能包容变态的香草

671
00:29:44,933 --> 00:29:46,133
这个这就是

672
00:29:46,533 --> 00:29:47,399
人与人之间

673
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:50,100
互相的一个照顾的一个方式你懂吗

674
00:29:50,466 --> 00:29:51,933
midnight to morning

675
00:29:51,933 --> 00:29:54,099
keep with me in the moment

676
00:29:54,100 --> 00:29:56,300
i'd let you had i known it

677
00:29:56,333 --> 00:29:58,466
why don't you say so

678
00:29:58,700 --> 00:30:00,600
didn't even notice

679
00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:02,699
no punches left to roll with

680
00:30:02,766 --> 00:30:04,966
you got to keep it focused

681
00:30:04,966 --> 00:30:06,933
you want it say so

682
00:30:07,300 --> 00:30:09,266
day to night to morning

683
00:30:09,266 --> 00:30:11,466
can't put me in the moment

684
00:30:11,466 --> 00:30:13,566
i let you had i known it

685
00:30:13,566 --> 00:30:15,533
why don't you say so

686
00:30:15,966 --> 00:30:17,899
didn't even notice

687
00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:20,000
no punches left to roll with

688
00:30:20,066 --> 00:30:22,266
you got to keep it focused

689
00:30:22,266 --> 00:30:24,266
you wanna say so

690
00:30:24,366 --> 00:30:28,066
it's been a long time since you fell in love

691
00:30:28,966 --> 00:30:32,133
you ain't coming out your shell you ain't really into

692
00:30:32,166 --> 00:30:33,599
好像的话没提前

693
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:34,500
那个什么

694
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,500
没提前没提前

695
00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:39,400
那个预告的直播好像确实是

696
00:30:39,766 --> 00:30:44,099
呃同阶和弹幕数量都不是特别理想了

697
00:30:44,300 --> 00:30:44,533
哎

698
00:30:44,533 --> 00:30:47,533
你们知不知道四喜丸子出的那个事啊

699
00:30:48,366 --> 00:30:49,766
我忽然想到这个

700
00:30:49,766 --> 00:30:50,766
你们你们你们

701
00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:52,966
你们知不知道四喜丸子那个事啊

702
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,266
别别别当变态

703
00:30:55,266 --> 00:30:57,499
你当变态主播都不好说了

704
00:31:02,933 --> 00:31:07,999
直播大航海舰长自动续费扣款未成功

705
00:31:08,566 --> 00:31:12,766
您已开通天鼎之星的舰长自动续费

706
00:31:13,166 --> 00:31:16,899
将在2022年2月21日到期

707
00:31:17,300 --> 00:31:19,200
当前扣款未成功

708
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:23,066
请及时查询绑定账户的余额情况

709
00:31:23,333 --> 00:31:26,599
以免因余额问题导致自动续费

710
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,066
权益中断

711
00:31:29,166 --> 00:31:30,066
我迷他

712
00:31:33,766 --> 00:31:36,366
说说就是也没有什么事啊

713
00:31:36,366 --> 00:31:39,699
他不是自己炒作呀就是

714
00:31:41,933 --> 00:31:45,199
类似于这个塞纳河界的V8

715
00:31:45,300 --> 00:31:48,800
有一个贴吧叫做生个女孩吧

716
00:31:49,700 --> 00:31:51,800
什么花呗啊没米了

717
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:55,466
哈哈哈我就剩15块钱了

718
00:31:55,466 --> 00:31:57,666
我就等着那个现金呢

719
00:31:57,666 --> 00:32:00,733
主要是我不好意思找家里要钱

720
00:32:00,733 --> 00:32:02,966
我天天找家里人要命啊

721
00:32:02,966 --> 00:32:05,166
对现在是不是今天周几啊

722
00:32:05,166 --> 00:32:07,699
星期一对吧我应该能提点钱吧

723
00:32:08,366 --> 00:32:09,166
等会啊

724
00:32:10,333 --> 00:32:14,599
keeping me in the moment i'd let you had i known it

725
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:18,466
why don't you say so didn't even know it

726
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:21,166
提点钱问题不大

727
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:25,300
you got to keep me focused you wanna say so

728
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:28,866
damn找找找妈妈换个钱

729
00:32:29,766 --> 00:32:31,933
i'd let you had i known it

730
00:32:31,933 --> 00:32:36,299
why don't you say so didn't even notice

731
00:32:36,300 --> 00:32:38,400
no punches left to roll with

732
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,166
you got to keep me fallin'

733
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,733
谢谢哈哈的口服狼鸟的红包

734
00:32:42,733 --> 00:32:44,133
非常感谢欢迎林迪

735
00:32:44,133 --> 00:32:46,499
星期一上班的上班上学的上学

736
00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:48,000
确实是好勤快

737
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:48,866
有点厉害了

738
00:32:48,866 --> 00:32:51,699
昨晚一点看现在还在已经半小时了

739
00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:53,100
没有啊我不勤快

740
00:32:53,900 --> 00:32:56,933
我1点钟是因为我11点半刚开播

741
00:32:56,933 --> 00:32:58,366
我昨天播了三个点

742
00:32:58,366 --> 00:33:00,999
然后到现在也才播了半个小时

743
00:33:01,266 --> 00:33:02,333
因为那个什么

744
00:33:02,333 --> 00:33:04,533
刚才开播的时候调各种设置

745
00:33:04,533 --> 00:33:06,066
这也调了蛮久的

746
00:33:06,766 --> 00:33:09,166
嗯要不然的话应该50分钟了

747
00:33:09,166 --> 00:33:10,099
米呢米呢

748
00:33:10,100 --> 00:33:12,600
我不知道呀没人民币了莫名其妙的

749
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:14,800
龙在的都是摸鱼

750
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:15,733
狠狠的摸啊

751
00:33:15,733 --> 00:33:17,999
早上啊你是来过一次了

752
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,533
你还给我喵了一声呢

753
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:21,766
什么燕子懂事呀

754
00:33:21,766 --> 00:33:23,599
不是我我不好意思

755
00:33:25,466 --> 00:33:27,666
因为我手里其实还有钱

756
00:33:27,666 --> 00:33:30,099
但是我有的钱不是人民币

757
00:33:30,333 --> 00:33:32,799
然后我我就找家里吧

758
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:35,100
总是换钱总是要米

759
00:33:35,133 --> 00:33:37,199
家里就会问哎呀你为什么

760
00:33:37,366 --> 00:33:39,333
你为什么这个这个这个这个

761
00:33:39,333 --> 00:33:40,799
人民币花这么快呀

762
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:42,333
你都拿去干什么

763
00:33:42,366 --> 00:33:46,133
就这些嗯就怀疑我比较铺张浪费呀

764
00:33:46,133 --> 00:33:47,666
但其实我还好吧

765
00:33:47,733 --> 00:33:49,599
我没有特别铺张浪费

766
00:33:49,666 --> 00:33:51,266
主播这个这个

767
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:52,466
8个提子

768
00:33:52,466 --> 00:33:55,966
我也就是开心的去吃了一顿炸鸡

769
00:33:55,966 --> 00:33:57,666
三个人花了50刀

770
00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:04,366
然后就没了就挺好的

771
00:34:04,366 --> 00:34:05,766
这个不是有限额的吗

772
00:34:05,766 --> 00:34:09,366
对主播没有认识的人可以换钱吗

773
00:34:09,566 --> 00:34:10,199
真没有

774
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:13,666
以前有但是他们现在都不太需要换钱

775
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,966
所以只能就找家里要

776
00:34:19,966 --> 00:34:22,066
没事最后差这一点点

777
00:34:22,533 --> 00:34:23,966
马上就要发工资了

778
00:34:23,966 --> 00:34:25,933
我看我们签约主播群里面

779
00:34:26,500 --> 00:34:29,600
每一个人早上起来都在都在啊

780
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:32,366
工资我的工资对

781
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,533
没事我可以找家里要

782
00:34:37,900 --> 00:34:39,800
欢迎亮娘我来这边

783
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:41,333
呃两个多月了

784
00:34:42,100 --> 00:34:45,133
快快快两个多月了

785
00:34:46,900 --> 00:34:48,700
家里还没给过钱呢

786
00:34:48,700 --> 00:34:50,100
欢迎酋长早

787
00:34:54,266 --> 00:34:57,566
是有限额的每天只能提

788
00:34:58,100 --> 00:34:59,666
呃2,000

789
00:35:00,466 --> 00:35:02,866
对没米了怎么办

790
00:35:02,866 --> 00:35:05,266
用家当呀加拿大的家呀

791
00:35:06,100 --> 00:35:08,466
所以说就呃

792
00:35:08,466 --> 00:35:10,133
我现在兜里家园

793
00:35:10,133 --> 00:35:12,799
现金跟那个卡里面的都够

794
00:35:12,866 --> 00:35:14,399
只是没有人民币

795
00:35:15,566 --> 00:35:16,366
咋了

796
00:35:19,733 --> 00:35:21,733
房租也是自己赚的吗

797
00:35:21,733 --> 00:35:22,799
哦是吧

798
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:26,300
因为我把家里面出国的时候给我带了

799
00:35:26,866 --> 00:35:27,666
呃

800
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:31,700
1万人民币就没了

801
00:35:33,533 --> 00:35:36,866
然后剩下的钱都是我找他换的了

802
00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:40,400
就是我我我把收益提出来

803
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:43,166
然后那个他他再转给我

804
00:35:46,300 --> 00:35:47,100
这一个w

805
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:48,666
我活了两个月

806
00:35:48,700 --> 00:35:51,466
大概这一个w就交个房租吧

807
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:53,366
也没有那么贵好像

808
00:35:54,700 --> 00:35:56,900
七千八千肯定有了

809
00:35:57,166 --> 00:35:59,466
剩下的应该都是我自己赚的

810
00:36:03,933 --> 00:36:06,133
放弃燕子练个小号

811
00:36:06,333 --> 00:36:07,266
不是励志

812
00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:10,733
是就因为大家支持我嘛

813
00:36:10,733 --> 00:36:12,999
所以我才可以这个这个

814
00:36:13,466 --> 00:36:14,766
赚到钱嘛

815
00:36:14,900 --> 00:36:17,533
对吧因为大家大家很照顾我

816
00:36:17,533 --> 00:36:20,333
所以说我才可以就赚到钱

817
00:36:20,333 --> 00:36:21,099
然后

818
00:36:21,100 --> 00:36:24,733
就稍微减轻一点家里面的经济压力

819
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:28,266
我我我也是正在攒钱中

820
00:36:28,266 --> 00:36:30,566
因为大家应该也知道这个

821
00:36:30,566 --> 00:36:32,099
我的生活水平

822
00:36:32,100 --> 00:36:34,333
哈哈哈确实是不高

823
00:36:34,333 --> 00:36:36,166
但是不是因为给你们卖惨

824
00:36:36,166 --> 00:36:38,666
是因为我们大家这个支持我的

825
00:36:38,666 --> 00:36:39,699
这个收入

826
00:36:40,066 --> 00:36:41,466
基本上都攒起来了

827
00:36:41,466 --> 00:36:44,399
然后万一以后有有一些这个

828
00:36:44,733 --> 00:36:45,999
突发情况啊

829
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,133
或者是攒多了

830
00:36:47,133 --> 00:36:49,133
可以给自己交交学费之类的

831
00:36:49,133 --> 00:36:51,133
就还是挺好的

832
00:36:51,533 --> 00:36:52,499
欢迎卓玛

833
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,700
谢谢陈圆圆的比克拉

834
00:36:54,700 --> 00:36:56,966
谢谢支持爱丽爱到拜拜

835
00:36:56,966 --> 00:36:58,266
婷婷慧慧

836
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,166
唱歌加油哦

837
00:37:04,100 --> 00:37:07,333
啊再就是因为我月稿的那个钱

838
00:37:07,333 --> 00:37:09,999
跟跟那个什么攒嫁妆是吧

839
00:37:10,466 --> 00:37:11,766
猫妈妈还真跟我说

840
00:37:11,766 --> 00:37:14,499
我说你这个这个钱你不要乱花呀

841
00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:15,566
不要铺张浪费

842
00:37:15,566 --> 00:37:16,699
不要陷入那些

843
00:37:16,766 --> 00:37:18,999
奢侈品的消费漩涡里面去

844
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,733
就你觉得你赚的钱很多但是

845
00:37:21,733 --> 00:37:23,933
可能你你的钱买个几个包

846
00:37:23,933 --> 00:37:25,999
然后买个表就没了是吧

847
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,600
但是你要攒起来的话

848
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:30,133
万一以后能给自己房子付个首

849
00:37:30,133 --> 00:37:31,066
付啊之类的

850
00:37:31,066 --> 00:37:32,166
是不是挺幸福的

851
00:37:32,166 --> 00:37:33,333
有成就感

852
00:37:33,333 --> 00:37:36,266
别的毕业生毕业了还在打工呢

853
00:37:36,266 --> 00:37:38,066
你已经有一份存款了

854
00:37:38,066 --> 00:37:40,666
是不是就做人也比较有底气

855
00:37:40,700 --> 00:37:42,800
我说妈妈呀

856
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:46,566
那这买一个包买一个表然后就没了

857
00:37:46,566 --> 00:37:49,299
一下没了好多钱这事这不是你干的吗

858
00:37:49,333 --> 00:37:50,666
这跟我有啥关系啊

859
00:37:50,666 --> 00:37:53,699
他说我都多大年龄了你才多大年龄啊

860
00:37:53,733 --> 00:37:54,599
到我们这个年龄

861
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:56,800
女人就是要靠一桩来打点的

862
00:37:56,900 --> 00:37:58,200
你根本都不懂

863
00:37:58,300 --> 00:38:02,800
我说啊啊好好好不懂不懂哈哈哈

864
00:38:02,866 --> 00:38:03,766
哎呀

865
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,400
左眼黑右眼亮

866
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,700
学费还是有点难吧我会努力的

867
00:38:08,700 --> 00:38:10,933
只能说确实是挺困难的

868
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,866
陈圆圆你的头像是

869
00:38:13,466 --> 00:38:15,566
是PMADO是吧

870
00:38:16,533 --> 00:38:19,199
p完奖可我you've done

871
00:38:20,466 --> 00:38:21,866
你才多大年龄啊

872
00:38:21,866 --> 00:38:23,099
对呀我同意妈妈

873
00:38:23,100 --> 00:38:24,733
我也觉得我也经常跟他说

874
00:38:24,733 --> 00:38:27,599
我说有些时候吧你就是你

875
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:28,900
你说这个奢侈品的

876
00:38:28,900 --> 00:38:32,400
他那个包他一个真值3万4万5万6万吗

877
00:38:32,566 --> 00:38:35,533
就奢侈品他那个表哪怕他是金子镶钻

878
00:38:35,900 --> 00:38:39,466
他一个真值10万20万然后甚至更贵吗

879
00:38:39,666 --> 00:38:41,266
他有那么值钱吗

880
00:38:41,366 --> 00:38:41,766
然后

881
00:38:41,766 --> 00:38:44,199
然后他说可是我就喜欢这些东西啊

882
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:47,700
我说你你买那个项链你买那个那个

883
00:38:48,266 --> 00:38:49,599
宝格丽的那个项链

884
00:38:50,066 --> 00:38:51,966
然后就那个基本款

885
00:38:51,966 --> 00:38:54,166
你们你们知不知道那个车轱辘

886
00:38:54,466 --> 00:38:57,599
就那个那个项链淘宝上都仿烂了

887
00:38:57,700 --> 00:38:58,466
我说

888
00:38:58,466 --> 00:39:01,699
你看你这个东西淘宝上精仿18块8包邮

889
00:39:01,700 --> 00:39:03,766
还送一张鉴定证书给你

890
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,700
然后你非要去买一真的

891
00:39:05,700 --> 00:39:08,266
然后花好多钱回来之后又心疼

892
00:39:08,733 --> 00:39:09,899
你说你图啥呢

893
00:39:09,900 --> 00:39:12,966
他说我高兴我觉得好看我

894
00:39:12,966 --> 00:39:13,933
说哎

895
00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:16,700
那个还是我去香港的时候

896
00:39:16,700 --> 00:39:18,466
然后去店里帮他买的

897
00:39:18,466 --> 00:39:19,966
家人们主播老土狗了

898
00:39:19,966 --> 00:39:21,533
又土狗又社交恐惧症

899
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:22,333
然后

900
00:39:22,333 --> 00:39:24,966
我这辈子唯一几次进那个奢侈品店

901
00:39:24,966 --> 00:39:26,799
全是给他跑代购去了

902
00:39:27,300 --> 00:39:28,933
去了之后直奔主题

903
00:39:28,933 --> 00:39:32,166
他要哪个然后我就我就付钱拿哪个

904
00:39:32,166 --> 00:39:33,166
然后就好了

905
00:39:33,166 --> 00:39:34,599
对这就是女人的快乐

906
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:35,866
我怎么这么不能理解呢

907
00:39:35,866 --> 00:39:37,499
难道我不是女人吗

908
00:39:37,700 --> 00:39:40,266
我真无语了我根本什么都不懂

909
00:39:40,266 --> 00:39:41,599
对啊我也觉着

910
00:39:42,066 --> 00:39:43,566
哎怎么回事呢

911
00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:46,599
挺奇怪的

912
00:39:46,900 --> 00:39:47,933
欢迎小虎精

913
00:39:47,933 --> 00:39:50,099
对怎么怎么代购去了呢

914
00:39:50,100 --> 00:39:52,100
就很很逆天啊对吧

915
00:39:53,066 --> 00:39:53,799
女人的快乐

916
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:56,533
2万多的包现在丢在床底下吃灰

917
00:39:56,666 --> 00:39:59,499
他们这不叫吃灰这叫收藏你懂吧

918
00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:00,500
这叫收藏

919
00:40:00,666 --> 00:40:03,299
看着就高兴不舍得往出背

920
00:40:03,366 --> 00:40:05,733
然后买吧不买就不高兴

921
00:40:05,966 --> 00:40:07,799
其实我也有喜欢的包啊

922
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:10,100
家人们就给你们找一下

923
00:40:10,100 --> 00:40:11,333
我也有喜欢的包

924
00:40:11,333 --> 00:40:12,766
但是我从去年到今年

925
00:40:12,766 --> 00:40:14,166
其实赚了很多钱了

926
00:40:14,166 --> 00:40:15,466
我一直也没有说

927
00:40:16,333 --> 00:40:17,366
给自己买一个

928
00:40:17,366 --> 00:40:20,933
因为我觉得这个舍不得舍不得钱

929
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:32,966
这个这个我觉得还挺好看的

930
00:40:35,366 --> 00:40:39,366
虽然他挺漂亮的但是我觉得吧没有

931
00:40:39,700 --> 00:40:42,766
没有那么没有那么那个什么

932
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:48,533
就是这个

933
00:40:48,533 --> 00:40:48,799
呃

934
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:52,000
我把它这些窗口展示一下给你们看吧

935
00:40:52,133 --> 00:40:55,133
like that i'm on the outside

936
00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:00,100
i'll show you what it feels like

937
00:41:05,100 --> 00:41:09,000
就这玩意要要5位数的人民币

938
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,933
我就特不能理解我就觉得他好看

939
00:41:12,066 --> 00:41:13,566
好看也就是好看了

940
00:41:13,566 --> 00:41:15,099
他也没有什么别的意义

941
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:17,900
啥牌子是啊

942
00:41:17,900 --> 00:41:19,666
就是最基本款的那个

943
00:41:19,666 --> 00:41:20,966
我有我有跟家人说

944
00:41:20,966 --> 00:41:22,266
我说我还挺喜欢这个

945
00:41:22,266 --> 00:41:24,933
他说你自己赚钱了你要想买就买呗

946
00:41:24,933 --> 00:41:26,499
我想想我说还是算了

947
00:41:29,100 --> 00:41:31,733
皮肤好的女生皮肤好的男生

948
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:33,400
我不喜欢书包呀

949
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:35,866
你们不觉得这个很很好看吗

950
00:41:36,933 --> 00:41:39,466
我就觉得很好看呀奢侈品的价格

951
00:41:39,466 --> 00:41:42,799
对这个a货挺多的然后也挺挺火的

952
00:41:43,533 --> 00:41:45,599
但是我就觉得挺漂亮的

953
00:41:47,966 --> 00:41:49,666
没有让嫣然打米啊

954
00:41:49,666 --> 00:41:53,366
我这个这个我是不想不想卖这个

955
00:41:53,466 --> 00:41:56,299
因为去年其实我当主播的这个钱

956
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:59,366
也也快能攒到这个包了

957
00:41:59,766 --> 00:42:01,599
只是后面我还是选择

958
00:42:01,766 --> 00:42:04,366
拿去交那个暑课的这个学费了

959
00:42:06,566 --> 00:42:08,566
我妈妈刚给我发语音说

960
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:11,366
哎你挺累的别一天就寻思挣钱

961
00:42:11,366 --> 00:42:12,899
你老挣那玩意干啥呀

962
00:42:12,900 --> 00:42:14,266
你是不是觉得咱家里穷

963
00:42:14,266 --> 00:42:17,499
没有钱供你上学呀哈哈哈

964
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:23,166
我没有他刚给我发一条语音

965
00:42:29,266 --> 00:42:31,699
我刚转了一下文字啊我听一下

966
00:42:39,566 --> 00:42:42,166
你说你挺累的挣那玩意干啥呀

967
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:43,566
你是不是就是家里穷

968
00:42:43,566 --> 00:42:45,466
没有钱供你上学呀

969
00:42:46,366 --> 00:42:47,333
你们听

970
00:42:48,733 --> 00:42:52,466
他不会真在看我直播吧欢迎陈薇啊

971
00:42:53,366 --> 00:42:55,466
为什么直播间暴露了呀

972
00:42:56,466 --> 00:42:59,066
干啥呀好慢

973
00:42:59,066 --> 00:43:01,599
没有来这几天挺高兴的

974
00:43:01,966 --> 00:43:03,999
这什么情况呀

975
00:43:04,466 --> 00:43:07,099
哈哈哈这个声音都失真了

976
00:43:07,100 --> 00:43:08,666
他声音没有不是这样的

977
00:43:08,666 --> 00:43:11,366
但是他他可能在开车所以特别失真

978
00:43:13,466 --> 00:43:16,866
哈哈哈他说话的味道跟姐姐一模一样

979
00:43:16,866 --> 00:43:19,299
那是啊因为我们都是同一个地方

980
00:43:19,333 --> 00:43:21,599
这这什么岳母在上

981
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:24,500
哈哈哈男友粉丝团插出去

982
00:43:25,366 --> 00:43:26,466
哎呀这个

983
00:43:26,466 --> 00:43:28,366
我妈妈对于我未来这个办理

984
00:43:28,366 --> 00:43:29,966
要求可高可高的了

985
00:43:29,966 --> 00:43:32,799
哎呀就是那种童话里的王子

986
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,966
但是因为每一个家里人都觉得

987
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,400
这个我家的孩子是世界上最好的吗

988
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:38,366
那不是一般的

989
00:43:38,366 --> 00:43:40,333
常人都是配不上我家的孩子

990
00:43:40,366 --> 00:43:43,533
只有这个孩子本人啊知道我勾扮谁呀

991
00:43:43,533 --> 00:43:45,299
凭啥要王子在未来上路

992
00:43:45,300 --> 00:43:46,800
哈哈哈

993
00:43:48,066 --> 00:43:49,299
挣的完吗你

994
00:43:49,300 --> 00:43:49,700
哎呀

995
00:43:49,700 --> 00:43:52,466
谁能把这个一辈子钱都赚出来了

996
00:43:52,466 --> 00:43:53,866
就当主播的话

997
00:43:53,900 --> 00:43:55,866
你要你要你要怎么样

998
00:43:56,166 --> 00:43:58,599
真的全职当主播就得5年

999
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:01,200
3年的把一辈子的钱全赚出来

1000
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:03,566
哪有人有这么大的本事呀

1001
00:44:05,266 --> 00:44:09,533
这是一个看起来很风光无限实际上

1002
00:44:10,066 --> 00:44:10,899
这个

1003
00:44:11,100 --> 00:44:15,266
上层和下层相差过多的一个行业呀

1004
00:44:15,466 --> 00:44:16,799
呃然后

1005
00:44:17,166 --> 00:44:20,533
需要很多的运气需要很多的这个技巧

1006
00:44:22,300 --> 00:44:24,300
三年直播五年炒作

1007
00:44:24,300 --> 00:44:26,700
等我毕业了我就去写一本一本书啊

1008
00:44:26,700 --> 00:44:28,900
名字就叫三年直播五年炒作

1009
00:44:28,900 --> 00:44:30,900
哈哈怎么还在播

1010
00:44:30,900 --> 00:44:32,300
我这不叫还在播啊

1011
00:44:32,300 --> 00:44:34,700
这叫这叫这叫刚开播

1012
00:44:35,066 --> 00:44:36,699
然后明天我就去写书

1013
00:44:36,700 --> 00:44:38,966
叫三年直播五年炒作啊

1014
00:44:42,466 --> 00:44:45,299
把主播的这个过气的炒作心得

1015
00:44:45,300 --> 00:44:47,166
一股脑全部都那个什么

1016
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:51,766
现在这个时候的版本已经变成了

1017
00:44:51,766 --> 00:44:53,666
谁在论坛里有讨论度

1018
00:44:53,666 --> 00:44:56,099
谁就能自然而然的起飞了你

1019
00:44:56,566 --> 00:44:59,333
因为不是所有人都能跟主播互动

1020
00:44:59,333 --> 00:45:00,899
借道啊什么样的

1021
00:45:00,933 --> 00:45:02,799
相反如果你的形象

1022
00:45:02,866 --> 00:45:04,066
你的知名度

1023
00:45:04,066 --> 00:45:07,899
通过视频和论坛被大家口耳相传的话

1024
00:45:08,166 --> 00:45:09,699
所有人都在讨论你

1025
00:45:09,700 --> 00:45:10,933
就会有很多

1026
00:45:11,066 --> 00:45:13,499
呃第一次见你或者根本没看过你的人

1027
00:45:13,500 --> 00:45:14,200
其实

1028
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:16,900
他已经通过直播以外的渠道了解你的

1029
00:45:16,900 --> 00:45:17,800
你很多事情

1030
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:19,366
然后他就会给你上传

1031
00:45:19,366 --> 00:45:21,366
现在的版本已经是这样的了

1032
00:45:24,533 --> 00:45:27,399
下雨会往家躲会用智能手机可以吗

1033
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:28,266
那你要答应我

1034
00:45:28,266 --> 00:45:30,499
你不能乱捡街上的东西吃啊

1035
00:45:30,666 --> 00:45:34,133
哈哈你不能乱捡街上的东西吃就行

1036
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:35,933
现在交转生

1037
00:45:35,933 --> 00:45:37,266
转生交不了

1038
00:45:37,566 --> 00:45:39,933
每一次转生都是对人的一个历练

1039
00:45:40,100 --> 00:45:42,500
孟老师更喜欢能借到的那种

1040
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:44,866
我也能接到呀

1041
00:45:44,866 --> 00:45:46,566
别当V8公主了

1042
00:45:46,566 --> 00:45:48,666
别别这个

1043
00:45:49,933 --> 00:45:51,399
挺困难的

1044
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:53,000
主播我呢

1045
00:45:53,133 --> 00:45:54,999
嗯看不了这个呀

1046
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:58,900
咱们也就是整文个摆件就高高兴兴了

1047
00:45:58,900 --> 00:46:02,266
哎呀我倒的可好水感觉在上幼教

1048
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:03,366
有没有可能

1049
00:46:03,366 --> 00:46:06,866
你倒是是这个这个佳人中之人啊

1050
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:10,266
你问问你倒是不是3月7号要过生日了

1051
00:46:14,866 --> 00:46:17,366
你叫他一声妈妈看他硬不硬

1052
00:46:29,533 --> 00:46:33,366
我在V8狠狠的黑你做你的黑色无业

1053
00:46:33,366 --> 00:46:35,666
欢迎帅帅晚上好给你引流

1054
00:46:36,100 --> 00:46:39,466
你要真能当黑色无业你还真挺传奇的

1055
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:42,566
黑色无业一天到底甩多少个贴子呀

1056
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:44,933
他是不是呃

1057
00:46:45,333 --> 00:46:46,999
钉子给他有米拿呀

1058
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,733
天天都负责贴吧活跃这个KPI了

1059
00:46:49,733 --> 00:46:52,099
哈哈哈不是这个知江姐

1060
00:46:52,100 --> 00:46:54,466
徐胜的贴子就就不要发了好吧

1061
00:46:54,466 --> 00:46:56,399
不要浪费大家的时间了

1062
00:46:56,766 --> 00:46:58,699
我在腾讯会里发一个妈妈

1063
00:46:58,700 --> 00:46:59,800
然后说是米燕

1064
00:46:59,866 --> 00:47:01,533
哈哈哈

1065
00:47:02,466 --> 00:47:03,366
真是的哎

1066
00:47:03,366 --> 00:47:04,699
你们要给我引流的话

1067
00:47:04,700 --> 00:47:07,066
你们的网课要能开虚拟摄像头哎

1068
00:47:07,066 --> 00:47:09,199
当然前提是老师同意呀

1069
00:47:09,333 --> 00:47:09,666
你们

1070
00:47:09,666 --> 00:47:12,566
你们可以用我的那个皮套去开去开

1071
00:47:12,566 --> 00:47:15,366
上网课你的同学去问的话就跟他说

1072
00:47:15,366 --> 00:47:17,099
b站关注米呀米呀

1073
00:47:17,100 --> 00:47:18,366
哈哈哈

1074
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,133
一天才一个吗

1075
00:47:20,133 --> 00:47:22,599
我怎么觉得首页全是黑色午夜的天下

1076
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:23,766
主播是梦境公主吗

1077
00:47:23,766 --> 00:47:24,966
什么是梦境公主啊

1078
00:47:25,666 --> 00:47:27,499
哎怎么还有主播不懂得杠啊

1079
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:33,866
梦境公主

1080
00:47:38,333 --> 00:47:40,799
叶罗丽冰莲花

1081
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:42,533
你怎么还看这种东西啊

1082
00:47:45,900 --> 00:47:47,866
你怎么还看这个这个

1083
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,866
这个这个叶罗丽啊呃

1084
00:47:52,733 --> 00:47:54,566
我在淋巴天天被人骂

1085
00:47:54,566 --> 00:47:55,933
又来宣传你爹

1086
00:47:55,933 --> 00:47:57,999
你可以骄傲的跟他说我是他爹

1087
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,333
什么他是我爹

1088
00:47:59,500 --> 00:47:59,933
凭什么

1089
00:47:59,933 --> 00:48:02,866
我给密码打米然后还有还有这个这个

1090
00:48:03,100 --> 00:48:05,733
呃微当我的爹懂吧

1091
00:48:05,733 --> 00:48:06,733
138上剑

1092
00:48:06,733 --> 00:48:09,399
今日你就成为米彦密亚的爹好吧

1093
00:48:10,866 --> 00:48:13,466
啊好香啊

1094
00:48:13,533 --> 00:48:14,766
在做什么

1095
00:48:15,366 --> 00:48:17,799
在做什么好香

1096
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:26,700
你在做什么

1097
00:48:26,700 --> 00:48:28,800
呀好香好香

1098
00:48:35,266 --> 00:48:36,666
什么老头发了一个

1099
00:48:36,666 --> 00:48:38,499
我忽然闻到一股特别特别特别

1100
00:48:38,500 --> 00:48:39,400
香的那个味道

1101
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:40,200
你们知道吗

1102
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:41,666
素高汤的那个味道

1103
00:48:41,666 --> 00:48:42,699
不知道是我在做什么

1104
00:48:42,700 --> 00:48:44,933
我饿了饿了

1105
00:48:44,933 --> 00:48:46,066
欢迎饼干早

1106
00:48:46,966 --> 00:48:47,899
打我饼干

1107
00:48:48,133 --> 00:48:49,599
什么时候头发得馋吗

1108
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:50,400
欢迎香草

1109
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:51,766
好饿好饿

1110
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:54,366
关注米亚米亚米亚关注米亚米亚

1111
00:48:54,366 --> 00:48:55,899
谢谢你啊啊

1112
00:48:55,900 --> 00:48:57,000
不能再偷梗了

1113
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:57,700
天天偷梗

1114
00:48:57,700 --> 00:48:59,366
今天清晰度好低

1115
00:48:59,366 --> 00:49:00,766
是因为你们说网卡

1116
00:49:00,766 --> 00:49:02,499
然后我就把这个清晰度

1117
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:04,100
马力下降了一半

1118
00:49:04,100 --> 00:49:04,900
没办法呀

1119
00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:06,533
早晚饼干嘿嘿

1120
00:49:10,866 --> 00:49:13,599
关注妍妍转转点查

1121
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:18,533
你们你们就直接直接说那个什么好了

1122
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:22,166
偷偷的真的是哈哈哈

1123
00:49:22,266 --> 00:49:23,466
考试考完了吗

1124
00:49:23,466 --> 00:49:26,366
考完了我不知道出没出分啊

1125
00:49:26,366 --> 00:49:28,066
也不知道情况如何

1126
00:49:28,366 --> 00:49:29,899
总之就是考完了

1127
00:49:29,900 --> 00:49:32,200
非常的这个没有问题

1128
00:49:32,700 --> 00:49:35,200
oh yeah yeah look at all

1129
00:49:37,966 --> 00:49:38,866
倒影团

1130
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:43,366
这个现在黑朝影唯一指定的这个舰长

1131
00:49:45,700 --> 00:49:48,766
现在还在我的这个这个这个直播间里

1132
00:49:48,766 --> 00:49:50,099
他天天都来看我

1133
00:49:50,100 --> 00:49:51,066
没有记就行

1134
00:49:51,066 --> 00:49:55,199
应该还行吧虽然考的都挺不好的

1135
00:49:55,366 --> 00:49:56,933
也不知道好不好呀

1136
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,566
因为都是那种挺主观的题

1137
00:49:59,566 --> 00:50:01,533
客观的题我都答不上

1138
00:50:03,066 --> 00:50:04,099
分数也少

1139
00:50:04,100 --> 00:50:05,500
主要还是主观问题

1140
00:50:05,500 --> 00:50:06,566
欢迎吴伟子

1141
00:50:06,766 --> 00:50:07,799
好久没见你了

1142
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:10,533
吴伟吴伟一直把我经常睡着了

1143
00:50:10,533 --> 00:50:12,299
但是感觉好久都没见你了

1144
00:50:12,533 --> 00:50:13,499
早安吴伟

1145
00:50:18,466 --> 00:50:21,366
为啥进来就发问号呀什么情况呀

1146
00:50:27,066 --> 00:50:28,766
客观题答不上是什么鬼

1147
00:50:28,766 --> 00:50:30,533
就比如说呃

1148
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,066
要你说某一个艺术家

1149
00:50:33,066 --> 00:50:35,966
就这个艺术家精通街头涂鸦黑色幽默

1150
00:50:35,966 --> 00:50:38,066
让你说他的流行文化风格

1151
00:50:38,166 --> 00:50:39,599
然后让你说这个

1152
00:50:39,733 --> 00:50:44,266
19501970和1990这三个年代哪个年代的这个

1153
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:46,866
呃广告的观众开始对广告

1154
00:50:46,866 --> 00:50:49,166
的内容呈现批判的态度啊

1155
00:50:49,333 --> 00:50:50,366
然后还问你

1156
00:50:50,366 --> 00:50:53,099
就是根据这个课堂PPT的内容

1157
00:50:53,100 --> 00:50:55,700
就是哎一些乱七八糟的东西

1158
00:50:55,700 --> 00:50:57,500
比如说在某一个综艺中

1159
00:50:57,666 --> 00:50:59,366
这个这个这个嘉宾

1160
00:50:59,500 --> 00:51:01,366
他这个说的这个话

1161
00:51:01,366 --> 00:51:03,566
本质上映射着他是

1162
00:51:03,766 --> 00:51:06,499
赞同这个这个这个那个什么

1163
00:51:06,500 --> 00:51:07,566
还是反对什么

1164
00:51:07,566 --> 00:51:08,533
就这种概念

1165
00:51:08,900 --> 00:51:10,500
客观题答案是固定的

1166
00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:12,100
但是我不知道咋回答

1167
00:51:14,300 --> 00:51:19,166
看过小说有时梦魔是猫叉的样子

1168
00:51:19,266 --> 00:51:20,399
猫右吧

1169
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:23,133
猫右不是有两条尾巴吗

1170
00:51:23,133 --> 00:51:23,933
欢迎Rico

1171
00:51:25,733 --> 00:51:28,133
我们还测试一下这个点名功能

1172
00:51:28,700 --> 00:51:31,266
你们不会再用字母上课吧

1173
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:34,300
谢谢无谓的金币上感谢爱丽爱的

1174
00:51:34,300 --> 00:51:36,366
正确的中肯的客观的

1175
00:51:36,466 --> 00:51:40,099
错误的辩证的然后这个这个那个啥的

1176
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:41,866
谢谢无味的泡泡糖

1177
00:51:41,866 --> 00:51:44,399
泡泡糖泡泡糖金币爱丽爱的

1178
00:51:44,533 --> 00:51:45,399
谢谢谢谢

1179
00:51:48,700 --> 00:51:53,200
雅俗共赏的然后这个这个充满情绪的

1180
00:51:53,700 --> 00:51:56,266
一针见血的谢谢无味的金碧饭

1181
00:51:56,266 --> 00:51:57,599
感谢爱的爱到

1182
00:52:02,366 --> 00:52:05,599
谢谢无畏的智慧之术粉玫瑰啊

1183
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:07,533
谢谢皮皮酱的粉玫瑰花

1184
00:52:07,533 --> 00:52:08,799
感谢啊应该到

1185
00:52:09,366 --> 00:52:10,466
怎么又

1186
00:52:10,766 --> 00:52:14,499
别别怎么又那什么点咪咪呀喵

1187
00:52:14,566 --> 00:52:17,399
什么非洲人直播间我们这真的非

1188
00:52:17,566 --> 00:52:19,733
直到现在这个纸巾薄荷

1189
00:52:20,900 --> 00:52:21,700
呃

1190
00:52:23,100 --> 00:52:24,766
还没开出过战舰

1191
00:52:24,766 --> 00:52:27,566
我写一下吧我写一下你们谁开了战舰

1192
00:52:27,566 --> 00:52:28,999
当场直接翻10倍

1193
00:52:29,100 --> 00:52:31,400
翻5倍吧10倍有点太多了

1194
00:52:31,733 --> 00:52:32,533
na na na

1195
00:52:36,666 --> 00:52:39,799
one two three five to four with the star

1196
00:52:41,366 --> 00:52:42,133
10倍太多了

1197
00:52:42,133 --> 00:52:44,299
10倍加不完但是5倍能加完

1198
00:52:45,900 --> 00:52:47,100
又开始片刻了

1199
00:52:47,100 --> 00:52:48,600
没有没有也该出了

1200
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:49,566
我觉得也该出了

1201
00:52:49,566 --> 00:52:50,766
欢迎目光老师

1202
00:52:51,166 --> 00:52:52,533
什么魔修炼到最强

1203
00:52:52,533 --> 00:52:53,933
可以从梦里拿出东西

1204
00:52:53,933 --> 00:52:55,666
如果我修炼到最强的话

1205
00:52:55,766 --> 00:52:57,199
我也会让他不从梦里面

1206
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:59,300
狠狠的变一些好吃的出来吧

1207
00:52:59,700 --> 00:53:02,166
翻一倍女友加班号前当场事件

1208
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:04,100
当场当场当场

1209
00:53:06,266 --> 00:53:09,133
机长泪兮兮的开了两个w才有战舰

1210
00:53:09,166 --> 00:53:11,333
天天在我这已经垫了8,000了

1211
00:53:12,500 --> 00:53:14,333
天天在我这垫了8,000了

1212
00:53:15,066 --> 00:53:15,966
就是这个

1213
00:53:15,966 --> 00:53:18,466
下面的礼物盒下面显示的这个时间

1214
00:53:18,466 --> 00:53:19,799
当场的时间5倍

1215
00:53:22,133 --> 00:53:23,866
两个小时以内都能加完吧

1216
00:53:23,866 --> 00:53:25,966
毕竟我有13个小时的前课

1217
00:53:28,366 --> 00:53:30,799
我是不是忘了66个盒子还有饭量的

1218
00:53:34,933 --> 00:53:38,199
哎对啊66个盒子还要翻两倍呢

1219
00:53:40,466 --> 00:53:43,566
哎那那那那这样好像就不太行了

1220
00:53:43,866 --> 00:53:45,799
哎那这样的话就不太行了

1221
00:53:45,866 --> 00:53:46,966
那怎么改呢

1222
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,466
哎哎我才发现哎

1223
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:54,100
有办法了有办法了

1224
00:53:54,100 --> 00:53:57,666
我把这66个盒子去掉不就行了吗哈哈

1225
00:53:58,266 --> 00:54:01,599
我把这66个盒子这个选项去掉就行了

1226
00:54:01,700 --> 00:54:02,500
好办

1227
00:54:04,700 --> 00:54:06,766
换一个其他的礼物发靓妹啊

1228
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:09,900
哈哈哈我是傻

1229
00:54:09,900 --> 00:54:11,133
嗯嗯哈哈

1230
00:54:12,566 --> 00:54:14,266
谢谢无畏的智慧支持我

1231
00:54:14,266 --> 00:54:15,099
非常感谢

1232
00:54:17,500 --> 00:54:20,200
谢谢这会就说这会就说

1233
00:54:20,900 --> 00:54:24,133
解决不了问题就解决出问题的盒子

1234
00:54:24,133 --> 00:54:25,933
谢谢三花俱鼎非常感谢

1235
00:54:25,933 --> 00:54:28,499
i love you这是解决不了问题呢

1236
00:54:28,500 --> 00:54:30,266
就解决这个问题本身

1237
00:54:30,366 --> 00:54:32,599
谢谢无畏的泡泡糖非常感谢

1238
00:54:34,066 --> 00:54:35,533
我们昨天36连胜

1239
00:54:35,533 --> 00:54:37,933
断了家人们两个总电竞

1240
00:54:40,900 --> 00:54:41,966
我看一下

1241
00:54:42,166 --> 00:54:43,133
6博6

1242
00:54:44,300 --> 00:54:45,800
那应该怎么办呢

1243
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:46,966
换个什么呢

1244
00:54:55,066 --> 00:54:57,566
头脑妈妈一笔毛

1245
00:54:57,566 --> 00:55:00,533
真爱的一裤腰

1246
00:55:00,533 --> 00:55:05,466
给你给你给你一点那个痛

1247
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:12,166
要买哪里不懂爱哪里是冒险的

1248
00:55:13,100 --> 00:55:15,566
昨天刚黄金36连胜断了

1249
00:55:15,766 --> 00:55:17,799
但是问题非常的小

1250
00:55:19,333 --> 00:55:21,766
我从昨天上午等到晚上11点

1251
00:55:21,766 --> 00:55:22,466
都没见你上

1252
00:55:22,466 --> 00:55:26,899
我昨天晚上11点半上的哈哈哈冰雹我

1253
00:55:26,900 --> 00:55:29,900
我晚上的直播场都是11点半开始的

1254
00:55:30,333 --> 00:55:32,699
对昨晚播了还三个小时呢

1255
00:55:34,733 --> 00:55:36,599
给你那个希望永远存在

1256
00:55:41,766 --> 00:55:43,899
哪有钻了上钻多么困难

1257
00:55:43,900 --> 00:55:47,800
这就是看别人不要大妹我生气了

1258
00:55:48,466 --> 00:55:49,333
不可以

1259
00:55:54,966 --> 00:55:57,466
换我前两天找到一个挺好看的

1260
00:55:57,466 --> 00:55:58,766
就是傻了点

1261
00:55:59,066 --> 00:56:00,299
你要小心啊

1262
00:56:00,333 --> 00:56:01,733
小心不要挨拽

1263
00:56:01,966 --> 00:56:03,533
怎么又被俩小吃了

1264
00:56:03,733 --> 00:56:06,799
听你心跳的鼓声窗外震耳的讥讽

1265
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:08,733
站起来绝不退缩

1266
00:56:09,333 --> 00:56:10,799
不管暴雨的冰冷

1267
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:12,533
睁开眼准备对阵

1268
00:56:12,533 --> 00:56:15,733
站起来时间不多你是

1269
00:56:15,733 --> 00:56:18,499
上钻确实困难所以不是哥们的问题

1270
00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:20,766
那主播这才11,000能上钻呢

1271
00:56:20,900 --> 00:56:23,566
其实我一刻不停的打大乱斗的话

1272
00:56:23,566 --> 00:56:24,766
我们应该上钻了

1273
00:56:24,766 --> 00:56:26,299
因为我有好多好多礼物

1274
00:56:26,366 --> 00:56:29,366
就是修菠菜这些东西全都全都亏了

1275
00:56:29,366 --> 00:56:30,366
你们知道吧

1276
00:56:30,666 --> 00:56:31,799
所以说就

1277
00:56:32,666 --> 00:56:36,599
我我应该其实应该可以可以赚的但是

1278
00:56:37,566 --> 00:56:40,099
香草好像有的时候挺难赚的

1279
00:56:44,533 --> 00:56:47,133
哥们是黄金本地人没关系

1280
00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:49,766
这个一如果一刻不停的打的话

1281
00:56:49,766 --> 00:56:50,799
就那什么打完了

1282
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:51,733
我回来了

1283
00:56:51,933 --> 00:56:53,333
欢迎欢迎回来

1284
00:56:53,500 --> 00:56:55,600
哎金团一般能赚多少钱呢

1285
00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:57,400
上钻叔叔给发大米吗

1286
00:56:57,500 --> 00:57:00,333
不发大米但发一个特好看的头像框

1287
00:57:00,466 --> 00:57:02,566
特好看的头像框你知道吗

1288
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:04,100
特别特别好看

1289
00:57:04,100 --> 00:57:08,300
哈哈哈我就是胜利的对话啊有问题吗

1290
00:57:08,566 --> 00:57:10,866
就是胜利的对话没有什么问题啊

1291
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,000
我的许愿池的头像框了

1292
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:18,800
带一下

1293
00:57:19,266 --> 00:57:19,666
哥们

1294
00:57:19,666 --> 00:57:22,299
去年一刻不停的打了700场也没打成

1295
00:57:22,933 --> 00:57:24,866
你信不信我150场就到了

1296
00:57:25,466 --> 00:57:28,333
网络公主真的是哈哈哈

1297
00:57:28,333 --> 00:57:30,399
谁说的我是网络公主哈

1298
00:57:31,666 --> 00:57:32,533
我可不是

1299
00:57:34,133 --> 00:57:36,466
我一晚上没睡着现在去躺一年半

1300
00:57:36,466 --> 00:57:37,533
百万小火箭

1301
00:57:38,133 --> 00:57:40,599
开始带低保一次12张左右

1302
00:57:41,166 --> 00:57:42,866
好像不是很多

1303
00:57:43,333 --> 00:57:45,699
兄弟们拼死拼活为了头像挂是吧

1304
00:57:45,700 --> 00:57:46,933
当然当然不是了

1305
00:57:46,933 --> 00:57:49,066
所以说现在打的也不多

1306
00:57:50,266 --> 00:57:52,133
除非大伙想想希望

1307
00:57:52,133 --> 00:57:54,566
打的时候我也经常不太开

1308
00:57:55,666 --> 00:57:59,166
因为这个头像框出来真的太好看了

1309
00:57:59,300 --> 00:58:01,566
我上个赛季的时候最后一天上段

1310
00:58:02,133 --> 00:58:05,533
打的快20分钟一把一次12-20分钟一把

1311
00:58:05,733 --> 00:58:07,333
这实心也挺高的呀

1312
00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:08,766
有没有有没有这个

1313
00:58:08,766 --> 00:58:10,999
这个工作能不能介绍给我一下我也去

1314
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:13,100
哈哈哈我也去

1315
00:58:13,100 --> 00:58:14,566
哎失恋小学女生

1316
00:58:14,566 --> 00:58:15,299
你们不知道

1317
00:58:15,300 --> 00:58:18,000
那个钻石的头像给我特别的漂亮

1318
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:18,866
而且是紫

1319
00:58:18,866 --> 00:58:22,466
色的小猫咪怎么能拒绝紫色的东西呢

1320
00:58:22,866 --> 00:58:23,666
哎

1321
00:58:25,900 --> 00:58:27,500
可以可以一起打魔兽

1322
00:58:27,500 --> 00:58:29,933
你你带着我我们去给人打工好吗

1323
00:58:29,933 --> 00:58:32,199
然后这个一小时赚36刀

1324
00:58:32,266 --> 00:58:34,366
主播发现比当主播赚的多多了

1325
00:58:34,366 --> 00:58:35,866
然后就这个

1326
00:58:35,900 --> 00:58:38,900
然后就每天沉迷给人打工

1327
00:58:39,500 --> 00:58:41,866
直播的这个时间逐渐的缩短

1328
00:58:41,866 --> 00:58:44,533
哎呀然后观众两眼一黑坏坏

1329
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:47,366
希望永远存在

1330
00:58:49,700 --> 00:58:50,933
对我还没说完呢

1331
00:58:50,933 --> 00:58:52,699
那个什么全给你全给你

1332
00:58:52,700 --> 00:58:54,333
我抓紧给你刷恭喜

1333
00:58:54,566 --> 00:58:55,366
好嘞

1334
00:58:56,533 --> 00:58:58,699
嗯欢迎热菜好哎

1335
00:59:03,666 --> 00:59:05,499
对我想起来我要跟你们说什么了

1336
00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:09,533
四喜丸子没出啥事啊只是被被被人是

1337
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:13,066
挖出来中之人是这个

1338
00:59:13,266 --> 00:59:16,533
塞纳河的这个这个这个前偶像

1339
00:59:16,533 --> 00:59:17,699
退役偶像

1340
00:59:19,700 --> 00:59:20,566
这么一想的话

1341
00:59:20,566 --> 00:59:22,933
塞纳河其实很容易在就业呀

1342
00:59:22,933 --> 00:59:25,066
现在有这么多这个虚拟的这个

1343
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:28,933
男团女团然后等着招人

1344
00:59:28,933 --> 00:59:31,533
指不定你身边的哪一个二弟皮套

1345
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:33,133
然后里面就是一个

1346
00:59:33,166 --> 00:59:35,899
堂堂正正的钱钱小偶像啊

1347
00:59:35,900 --> 00:59:36,766
而且当v

1348
00:59:36,766 --> 00:59:39,533
赚的可能还真比这个在剧场摁

1349
00:59:39,533 --> 00:59:40,099
跳舞摁

1350
00:59:40,100 --> 00:59:41,533
握手要要多

1351
00:59:41,533 --> 00:59:44,566
你们知不知道在上海的那个三亚和48

1352
00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:46,666
出一场公演才50块钱

1353
00:59:46,666 --> 00:59:48,766
虽然包吃包住带食堂

1354
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:52,266
但是这个宿舍是多人间再加上那个

1355
00:59:52,933 --> 00:59:56,566
呃食堂饭一般都不太好吃

1356
00:59:59,800 --> 01:00:01,400
可以暴力的咪呀

1357
01:00:01,966 --> 01:00:04,766
对啊v圈中之人唯一指定中之人

1358
01:00:04,766 --> 01:00:05,599
女团啊

1359
01:00:16,966 --> 01:00:18,166
就是那个什么

1360
01:00:18,266 --> 01:00:21,599
我还听了那个JNK forty的那个rap单曲呢

1361
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:23,000
我还觉得挺好听的

1362
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:25,333
但是不能在直播里面给你们放

1363
01:00:25,333 --> 01:00:27,199
在直播里面给你们放的话有点

1364
01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:28,700
好像好像在骂人一样

1365
01:00:28,700 --> 01:00:30,466
但是我真觉得那个挺好听的

1366
01:00:30,466 --> 01:00:32,066
建议大家都去听听啊

1367
01:00:47,333 --> 01:00:49,933
强烈的鸟在耳朵处听见你

1368
01:00:51,533 --> 01:00:52,766
欢迎南征北战

1369
01:00:52,766 --> 01:00:53,966
常常开头

1370
01:00:58,733 --> 01:01:00,866
切菜吗啊没有呀

1371
01:01:00,866 --> 01:01:03,933
我本来不我不是我不想我不想做饭了

1372
01:01:03,933 --> 01:01:05,566
因为今天已经做过了

1373
01:01:07,166 --> 01:01:08,966
今天做个饭团给他们吃

1374
01:01:08,966 --> 01:01:10,733
血压上来了一下来了一堆

1375
01:01:10,733 --> 01:01:11,766
好辛苦啊怎么办

1376
01:01:11,766 --> 01:01:12,566
来了来了

1377
01:01:12,700 --> 01:01:15,266
need to explode哎呀星光要告急了

1378
01:01:15,266 --> 01:01:15,866
我看一下

1379
01:01:15,866 --> 01:01:17,533
我上上两天打大乱斗

1380
01:01:17,533 --> 01:01:19,266
为啥我的星光还没发给我呀

1381
01:01:19,266 --> 01:01:24,866
every time i told her i just wanna give me kiss then flows away

1382
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:27,133
then flows away

1383
01:01:28,300 --> 01:01:33,266
the dreams got a ledge task i wonder怎么看这个

1384
01:01:36,966 --> 01:01:38,199
怎么来晚了

1385
01:01:38,533 --> 01:01:39,499
本来说好的

1386
01:01:39,500 --> 01:01:41,900
本来说边做饭边给你们播着啦

1387
01:01:41,900 --> 01:01:43,600
但是但是嗯

1388
01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:47,400
在哪里看自己怎么怎么领那个星光呀

1389
01:01:48,166 --> 01:01:49,566
为啥我看不到呀

1390
01:01:52,766 --> 01:01:55,133
然后我有210个谢谢大家

1391
01:01:55,133 --> 01:01:57,799
我发现了有210个情况哇

1392
01:01:57,900 --> 01:02:01,066
好多我本来就剩吃的就剩60了

1393
01:02:01,500 --> 01:02:02,300
one horse

1394
01:02:16,100 --> 01:02:18,600
是主播你问我们我不知道呀

1395
01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:20,400
不是米是星光

1396
01:02:20,566 --> 01:02:22,566
星光这个东西好像

1397
01:02:25,733 --> 01:02:27,566
这是相当于给钱吗

1398
01:02:27,566 --> 01:02:28,766
是1:10来着

1399
01:02:28,766 --> 01:02:29,933
是一星光10块钱

1400
01:02:29,933 --> 01:02:31,866
还是一星光5块钱还是3块钱

1401
01:02:31,866 --> 01:02:32,733
我给忘了

1402
01:02:33,700 --> 01:02:35,566
我是主播你问我

1403
01:02:35,966 --> 01:02:37,366
我真的不知道

1404
01:02:41,300 --> 01:02:44,166
就被点亮屏风遮住

1405
01:02:44,266 --> 01:02:46,166
窗也太长

1406
01:02:46,333 --> 01:02:47,933
卷了声色

1407
01:02:48,733 --> 01:02:50,399
不敢谢场

1408
01:02:51,366 --> 01:02:55,299
笛和筝对望渲染了昏黄

1409
01:02:55,300 --> 01:03:00,800
别退让你和我共饮可在这宴上

1410
01:03:01,300 --> 01:03:07,466
这芳香绚丽的空荡不平常

1411
01:03:08,266 --> 01:03:11,566
谢谢某山真的紫金宝哥的粉玫瑰花

1412
01:03:11,566 --> 01:03:12,366
感谢

1413
01:03:12,933 --> 01:03:14,766
别的直播间也像咱们直播间一样

1414
01:03:14,766 --> 01:03:15,866
天天出出花

1415
01:03:15,866 --> 01:03:17,266
出出那个什么吗

1416
01:03:18,266 --> 01:03:19,366
出金币吗

1417
01:03:20,566 --> 01:03:22,399
是不是我太霉了呀

1418
01:03:22,466 --> 01:03:23,866
主播主打一个五不到

1419
01:03:23,866 --> 01:03:25,466
哎那真是一问三不到了

1420
01:03:25,466 --> 01:03:28,666
今天跟着那个这个这个房东

1421
01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:30,800
哎呀我下了下播真好

1422
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:32,666
我就直接把那戒烟放

1423
01:03:32,666 --> 01:03:34,299
我要把那戒烟放完的话

1424
01:03:34,766 --> 01:03:36,299
他就正好站在我后面

1425
01:03:36,300 --> 01:03:38,133
因为他他进门了之后

1426
01:03:38,466 --> 01:03:39,466
谁也不认识

1427
01:03:39,466 --> 01:03:42,566
就只能来找我找我发现我不在我屋里

1428
01:03:42,666 --> 01:03:44,299
他就只能来那个什么

1429
01:03:44,900 --> 01:03:46,500
他就来地下室看了一眼

1430
01:03:46,500 --> 01:03:49,400
然后就正好我当时正好把电脑刚关上

1431
01:03:49,533 --> 01:03:50,499
欢迎梦里等

1432
01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:54,900
我怂了我还真是怂了

1433
01:03:54,900 --> 01:03:56,533
各位观众向我看齐

1434
01:03:56,533 --> 01:03:57,799
我有件事要宣布

1435
01:03:57,800 --> 01:03:59,166
哈哈傻逼

1436
01:04:03,500 --> 01:04:06,900
谢谢恩是的比克拉床感谢阿力哥的

1437
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:11,500
有点逆天了一顺势

1438
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:16,666
欢迎9月是

1439
01:04:16,966 --> 01:04:18,999
等下我上楼去接个水啊

1440
01:04:21,266 --> 01:04:22,933
我是真的应该养成

1441
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:24,700
没事就喝水的习惯了

1442
01:04:24,700 --> 01:04:27,333
但我特别特别喜欢喝果汁你们知道吧

1443
01:04:28,066 --> 01:04:31,099
橙汁跟那个桃子汁欢迎皮皮酱

1444
01:04:32,166 --> 01:04:34,566
我基本上就是每天喝果汁

1445
01:04:34,566 --> 01:04:36,599
跟水的比例都是1:1的

1446
01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:39,933
加入94962的第七天

1447
01:04:39,933 --> 01:04:43,533
人家都叫我2289你叫我94962哈哈

1448
01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:46,100
不要一直喝饮料对我也觉得不好

1449
01:04:46,100 --> 01:04:48,133
然后我们之前都是去那个Coco

1450
01:04:48,133 --> 01:04:48,966
买的那种

1451
01:04:49,100 --> 01:04:50,333
百分百橙汁

1452
01:04:50,333 --> 01:04:52,099
就不额外加糖的之类的

1453
01:04:52,100 --> 01:04:53,766
但是我还是觉得不好

1454
01:04:53,933 --> 01:04:57,066
橙汁真的很好喝但是纯果汁的

1455
01:04:57,566 --> 01:04:58,999
谢谢15年的

1456
01:04:59,266 --> 01:05:00,599
呃哎

1457
01:05:00,700 --> 01:05:01,300
非常感谢

1458
01:05:01,300 --> 01:05:03,266
我今天生日可以祝我生日快乐吗

1459
01:05:03,266 --> 01:05:04,399
你发白字就好

1460
01:05:04,466 --> 01:05:06,766
你发白字就好我欠你首生日快乐呢

1461
01:05:06,766 --> 01:05:09,299
因为下播下的这个太早了

1462
01:05:09,966 --> 01:05:11,266
生日祝福哥

1463
01:05:11,266 --> 01:05:12,899
谢谢s饭饭感谢

1464
01:05:12,900 --> 01:05:13,533
生日快乐

1465
01:05:13,533 --> 01:05:15,899
不胃和橙子都是橙色的

1466
01:05:15,900 --> 01:05:17,733
我小的时候就过年的时候

1467
01:05:17,866 --> 01:05:19,533
吃家里的砂糖橘

1468
01:05:19,766 --> 01:05:22,533
然后把我的脸跟手都吃成黄色的了

1469
01:05:22,533 --> 01:05:23,966
我还想继续吃

1470
01:05:24,133 --> 01:05:26,333
我从小就特别喜欢橙子

1471
01:05:27,866 --> 01:05:29,766
纯果汁真的好喝呀

1472
01:05:30,066 --> 01:05:32,933
生日快乐

1473
01:05:32,933 --> 01:05:36,766
祝你生日快乐

1474
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:40,966
祝你生日快乐

1475
01:05:41,100 --> 01:05:45,266
祝你生日快乐

1476
01:05:47,100 --> 01:05:48,966
不是啊我现在不是橙色了

1477
01:05:48,966 --> 01:05:52,133
那个橙橙汁带来的那种橙色吧

1478
01:05:52,133 --> 01:05:55,299
他他过一段自然就掉了

1479
01:05:58,300 --> 01:05:59,700
今天你生日

1480
01:05:59,733 --> 01:06:01,733
送上我祝福

1481
01:06:01,766 --> 01:06:05,599
特别的日子有灿烂的笑容

1482
01:06:05,766 --> 01:06:09,866
我们来相聚带着满满的关爱

1483
01:06:09,866 --> 01:06:12,699
祝福你好运常伴

1484
01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:17,600
点燃了蜡烛许下了心愿

1485
01:06:17,866 --> 01:06:21,599
未来的日子每个梦想都实现

1486
01:06:21,900 --> 01:06:25,700
唱首祝福歌我们相亲又相爱

1487
01:06:25,700 --> 01:06:28,666
祝福你健康平安

1488
01:06:30,466 --> 01:06:35,666
嗷嗷嗷对所有的烦恼说拜拜

1489
01:06:35,666 --> 01:06:39,466
对所有的快乐说嗨嗨

1490
01:06:39,733 --> 01:06:43,933
亲爱的亲爱的生日快乐

1491
01:06:43,933 --> 01:06:46,733
每一天都精彩

1492
01:06:47,666 --> 01:06:51,599
看幸福的花儿为你盛开

1493
01:06:51,666 --> 01:06:55,599
听美妙的音乐为你喝彩

1494
01:06:55,766 --> 01:06:59,899
亲爱的亲爱的生日快乐

1495
01:06:59,900 --> 01:07:02,500
祝福幸福永远

1496
01:07:02,500 --> 01:07:04,766
幸福永远

1497
01:07:06,333 --> 01:07:07,699
我忘换衣服了

1498
01:07:07,700 --> 01:07:09,966
我唱一半了我才发现忘换衣服了

1499
01:07:09,966 --> 01:07:12,466
哈哈哈微信微信

1500
01:07:14,933 --> 01:07:17,599
蜡烛许下你心愿

1501
01:07:17,866 --> 01:07:19,399
未来的日子

1502
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:21,533
每个梦想都实现

1503
01:07:21,866 --> 01:07:23,399
唱首祝福歌

1504
01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:25,800
我们相亲又相爱

1505
01:07:25,800 --> 01:07:28,666
祝福你健康平安

1506
01:07:31,666 --> 01:07:35,566
对所有的烦恼说拜拜

1507
01:07:35,700 --> 01:07:39,466
对所有的快乐说嗨嗨

1508
01:07:39,766 --> 01:07:43,866
亲爱的亲爱的生日快乐

1509
01:07:43,866 --> 01:07:46,533
每一天都精彩

1510
01:07:47,666 --> 01:07:51,599
看幸福的花儿为你盛开

1511
01:07:51,600 --> 01:07:55,533
听美妙的音乐为你喝彩

1512
01:07:55,800 --> 01:07:59,866
亲爱的亲爱的生日快乐

1513
01:07:59,866 --> 01:08:04,733
祝你幸福永远幸福永远

1514
01:08:05,933 --> 01:08:08,566
生日快乐生日

1515
01:08:09,133 --> 01:08:11,133
你你要是不怕卡了的话

1516
01:08:11,133 --> 01:08:13,133
主播可以代替你开组会

1517
01:08:13,133 --> 01:08:15,166
这个小袋费用得结一下呀

1518
01:08:15,166 --> 01:08:16,199
陌生人给你弄吧

1519
01:08:16,200 --> 01:08:18,333
小袋的费用得稍微结一下

1520
01:08:18,766 --> 01:08:20,999
应该明白我的意思哈哈哈

1521
01:08:21,266 --> 01:08:25,266
啊谢谢一无言的见长非常非常感谢啊

1522
01:08:25,266 --> 01:08:26,866
怎么你过生日还给我上剑

1523
01:08:26,866 --> 01:08:29,599
啊谢谢一无言的见长谢谢谢谢

1524
01:08:29,600 --> 01:08:32,466
祝你生日快乐每天在音乐的直播间都

1525
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:34,766
一如昨日烛火

1526
01:08:34,766 --> 01:08:36,799
伴着扁舟相随

1527
01:08:36,933 --> 01:08:40,066
哪有唐人不懂得陶醉

1528
01:08:42,766 --> 01:08:47,799
谁说冠军就不能来自虚空

1529
01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:51,100
什么意思呀

1530
01:08:52,133 --> 01:08:53,899
谢谢权威的爱心

1531
01:08:53,900 --> 01:08:55,366
芳芳感谢烟朵

1532
01:08:55,366 --> 01:08:58,733
王子还在兄弟们持续输出他看得到

1533
01:09:00,966 --> 01:09:02,599
哎我不知道呀

1534
01:09:03,500 --> 01:09:05,400
无语了家人们

1535
01:09:06,300 --> 01:09:07,866
虚空之女是吧

1536
01:09:12,566 --> 01:09:14,266
我给我自己点一首孤勇者吧

1537
01:09:14,266 --> 01:09:15,566
我还在那高兴呢

1538
01:09:15,566 --> 01:09:18,166
我还在那高兴有人给我上箭了

1539
01:09:18,333 --> 01:09:20,766
我一高兴发现没人发弹幕了

1540
01:09:20,766 --> 01:09:23,099
主播还寻思自己唱这难听的

1541
01:09:23,766 --> 01:09:25,133
主播怎么还黑屏了

1542
01:09:25,133 --> 01:09:26,333
你刷新一下

1543
01:09:27,300 --> 01:09:28,333
下次点上播

1544
01:09:28,333 --> 01:09:30,199
不推流可以4强懂

1545
01:09:30,533 --> 01:09:31,966
你们包4强吗

1546
01:09:31,966 --> 01:09:32,999
你们励志俊

1547
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:35,500
主播刷新了

1548
01:09:39,366 --> 01:09:41,999
米呀是未到的

1549
01:09:46,500 --> 01:09:47,300
烟

1550
01:09:48,366 --> 01:09:50,566
是未到的

1551
01:09:52,100 --> 01:09:54,366
他生涯的三观

1552
01:09:54,366 --> 01:09:58,266
他的荣誉是混乱的

1553
01:10:03,900 --> 01:10:05,466
只是傻逼

1554
01:10:07,200 --> 01:10:09,100
心思抢着小偷

1555
01:10:09,933 --> 01:10:12,699
大早最后坏了

1556
01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:14,266
憋不下去了

1557
01:10:15,266 --> 01:10:16,899
主播已经不上当了

1558
01:10:16,900 --> 01:10:18,366
我不知道呀

1559
01:10:22,366 --> 01:10:24,099
权威没活了

1560
01:10:24,266 --> 01:10:25,599
弄好你的伤

1561
01:10:25,766 --> 01:10:26,566
没有人爱

1562
01:10:26,566 --> 01:10:28,566
别急别急

1563
01:10:29,900 --> 01:10:32,900
为何孤独不可光荣

1564
01:10:33,100 --> 01:10:36,733
认知有不完美值得歌颂

1565
01:10:37,333 --> 01:10:42,166
伸手无力门显得不算英雄

1566
01:10:46,766 --> 01:10:50,166
不行上不去了编不下去就唱孤勇者了

1567
01:10:50,700 --> 01:10:53,066
我不能再唱这个了

1568
01:10:53,466 --> 01:10:55,699
我没有我唱的是我

1569
01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:59,600
爱你和我那么像缺口都一样

1570
01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:03,300
去吗配吗这褴褛的披风

1571
01:11:03,300 --> 01:11:05,366
战吗战啊

1572
01:11:05,366 --> 01:11:06,999
以最卑微的梦

1573
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:11,733
致那黑夜中的呜咽与怒吼

1574
01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:18,966
谁说开屏直播的才算是强

1575
01:11:19,700 --> 01:11:21,700
我们怎么就是强了呢

1576
01:11:21,700 --> 01:11:25,000
谢谢米叶面有的新进主播榜二第四啊

1577
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:26,800
非常非常感谢家人们

1578
01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:27,666
我我

1579
01:11:27,666 --> 01:11:29,899
有的时候我都不知道你们到底怎么回

1580
01:11:29,900 --> 01:11:32,066
事这个什么超话来的

1581
01:11:32,066 --> 01:11:34,199
里面小微也配的上这歌

1582
01:11:35,500 --> 01:11:36,933
你怎么又想打白宫

1583
01:11:36,933 --> 01:11:40,166
你别打白宫了我的话费都没有了

1584
01:11:40,166 --> 01:11:43,966
我还在等家里给我打点米我好交话费

1585
01:11:45,466 --> 01:11:49,299
突然前面的人没播太自我意识过剩了

1586
01:11:49,466 --> 01:11:52,099
这不是边唱边骂自己的吗

1587
01:11:52,766 --> 01:11:53,799
我真无语了

1588
01:11:53,800 --> 01:11:54,600
家人们

1589
01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:57,733
有人趁着黑屏给主播打私破菜了

1590
01:12:07,933 --> 01:12:09,766
我我没有话费了

1591
01:12:09,766 --> 01:12:12,733
我刚才开流量看直播间

1592
01:12:12,733 --> 01:12:15,899
因为为了给你们传达我那个什么

1593
01:12:16,700 --> 01:12:18,133
我我我断网了

1594
01:12:18,133 --> 01:12:20,133
但是下次就传达不了了

1595
01:12:20,133 --> 01:12:21,566
因为我这手机没费了

1596
01:12:21,566 --> 01:12:23,933
也没法开流量给你们说话了

1597
01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:31,566
不是净赚2万多啊饼干

1598
01:12:32,133 --> 01:12:33,733
我要真能净赚2万多

1599
01:12:33,733 --> 01:12:35,366
我直接给兄弟们磕一个

1600
01:12:35,366 --> 01:12:36,366
我我赚到手

1601
01:12:36,366 --> 01:12:38,499
我到手连5位数都到不了

1602
01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:40,400
抽成太多了

1603
01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:41,400
钱都去哪了

1604
01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:44,300
得下个月的这个20号才能拿到手

1605
01:12:44,666 --> 01:12:46,999
我是一只国际漫游的呀

1606
01:12:47,800 --> 01:12:49,000
我帮你充话费

1607
01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:50,200
手机号给我

1608
01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:52,299
爱你孤身走暗巷

1609
01:12:52,300 --> 01:12:54,100
爱你不跪的模样

1610
01:12:54,100 --> 01:12:55,900
爱你对峙过绝望

1611
01:12:55,900 --> 01:12:57,766
不肯哭一场

1612
01:12:57,766 --> 01:12:58,899
爱你来自

1613
01:12:58,933 --> 01:13:01,333
哎呀我可以帮你充话费

1614
01:13:01,400 --> 01:13:02,700
欢迎陈总

1615
01:13:02,733 --> 01:13:04,199
哎呀你们真的是

1616
01:13:04,200 --> 01:13:04,900
我我

1617
01:13:04,900 --> 01:13:07,333
我问问妈妈能不能给我交个话费吧

1618
01:13:07,366 --> 01:13:08,999
你能给我交个话费吗

1619
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:11,400
我不好像是有给我交因为我没有钱了

1620
01:13:11,466 --> 01:13:14,066
怎么有傻逼一直国际漫游啊

1621
01:13:15,500 --> 01:13:17,333
为什么不搞个加拿大手机号

1622
01:13:17,333 --> 01:13:19,733
我这边手机号欠肉肉是400的

1623
01:13:21,100 --> 01:13:23,366
太钱太多了我不想还

1624
01:13:23,366 --> 01:13:25,066
他又不是不想还他

1625
01:13:25,066 --> 01:13:27,166
我不知道他欠没欠了现在已经

1626
01:13:27,333 --> 01:13:28,966
之前他不小心把别

1627
01:13:28,966 --> 01:13:30,099
人的手机账号的话费

1628
01:13:30,100 --> 01:13:31,300
也算到我手机账号

1629
01:13:31,300 --> 01:13:33,566
我就办了一个停机保号

1630
01:13:33,600 --> 01:13:34,900
我不知道现在停机保号

1631
01:13:34,900 --> 01:13:37,133
这号是消了还是咋样的

1632
01:13:37,133 --> 01:13:38,466
还没没弄呢

1633
01:13:39,566 --> 01:13:41,666
对啊欠了400的离谱吧

1634
01:13:41,666 --> 01:13:44,333
这不是我的我每个月都交自己的话费

1635
01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:47,100
但是我当时跟朋友一起去办的手机号

1636
01:13:47,300 --> 01:13:49,066
就这两个人的手机号

1637
01:13:49,066 --> 01:13:50,333
全都挂在我名下了

1638
01:13:50,333 --> 01:13:51,733
就导致我每个月都逾期

1639
01:13:51,733 --> 01:13:53,533
每个月都逾期我还不知道为啥

1640
01:13:55,266 --> 01:13:57,499
上次跟那个客服掰扯了一个小时

1641
01:13:57,500 --> 01:13:58,300
我才整明白

1642
01:13:58,300 --> 01:13:59,866
原来是这样子

1643
01:13:59,966 --> 01:14:01,099
我去找他们了

1644
01:14:01,100 --> 01:14:03,366
然后我回国之前办了一停机保号

1645
01:14:03,533 --> 01:14:05,466
但是那个只有一年那么久

1646
01:14:05,466 --> 01:14:06,799
我现在都两年了

1647
01:14:07,300 --> 01:14:09,733
我不知道会不会无限的欠下去啊

1648
01:14:13,200 --> 01:14:14,700
手机卡在海里

1649
01:14:15,100 --> 01:14:17,800
我也觉得手机卡在海里吧我不想要了

1650
01:14:18,300 --> 01:14:20,933
你我我是自己的手机号呀

1651
01:14:20,933 --> 01:14:22,533
我又办了一个那个飞走了

1652
01:14:22,533 --> 01:14:24,666
还在路上没没到呢

1653
01:14:27,100 --> 01:14:28,466
你都出国两年了

1654
01:14:28,466 --> 01:14:30,533
不是不是那是两年前的事

1655
01:14:30,933 --> 01:14:32,099
有没有两年吧

1656
01:14:32,100 --> 01:14:34,466
主播这个在说时间的时候会

1657
01:14:34,533 --> 01:14:36,499
有一定的夸张和抹零啊

1658
01:14:36,500 --> 01:14:38,900
比如说这个两年其实可能是一年半

1659
01:14:39,066 --> 01:14:40,933
有可能是一年多一点点

1660
01:14:40,966 --> 01:14:42,266
也有可能是两年多

1661
01:14:42,266 --> 01:14:44,999
就为了避免大家这个特别客观公正

1662
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:47,400
的知道主播目前这个所就读的这个

1663
01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:48,666
这个信息啊啊

1664
01:14:49,566 --> 01:14:51,466
会不会对我兴奋有影响啊

1665
01:14:51,466 --> 01:14:54,333
我不知道但是那个卡好像不是那什么

1666
01:14:54,766 --> 01:14:56,866
那个卡好像好像不是

1667
01:14:56,866 --> 01:14:57,666
不是

1668
01:14:58,466 --> 01:15:00,499
怎么说不是我名字下面的

1669
01:15:00,500 --> 01:15:02,666
好像是我那个朋友名字下面的

1670
01:15:03,466 --> 01:15:05,166
应该不是我名下的

1671
01:15:07,100 --> 01:15:09,866
因为我们当时是去那个那个那个

1672
01:15:09,866 --> 01:15:12,133
这个线下的商场里面办的

1673
01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:15,600
然后好像这两张卡都挂在他名下了

1674
01:15:15,666 --> 01:15:17,266
然后他现在回国了

1675
01:15:19,466 --> 01:15:20,866
我不知道是不是我名下的

1676
01:15:20,866 --> 01:15:21,966
最关键就是

1677
01:15:24,766 --> 01:15:28,666
是地铁哈哈哈我就不想用了呀

1678
01:15:39,966 --> 01:15:41,133
烟大吉了

1679
01:15:41,600 --> 01:15:42,466
嗯

1680
01:15:43,100 --> 01:15:44,166
不是大一

1681
01:15:45,333 --> 01:15:46,899
本科不是大一

1682
01:15:47,533 --> 01:15:49,166
不是PhD我是本科

1683
01:15:49,166 --> 01:15:50,266
权威本科

1684
01:15:50,533 --> 01:15:52,399
你都看了我这么长时间了

1685
01:15:52,400 --> 01:15:52,900
音乐

1686
01:15:52,900 --> 01:15:56,166
嘿嘿我的音乐萧然误伤嘿嘿萧然误伤

1687
01:15:56,200 --> 01:15:58,600
你们知道我是怎么发现网又断了的吗

1688
01:15:58,666 --> 01:16:01,066
因为刚才有有爹给我上剑我特高兴吗

1689
01:16:01,066 --> 01:16:02,899
给爹来了一段这个单口相声

1690
01:16:02,900 --> 01:16:04,133
然后我正想把这个

1691
01:16:04,300 --> 01:16:06,133
舰长心愿啊改成这个

1692
01:16:06,266 --> 01:16:09,133
这个138我就发现他说网络异常

1693
01:16:09,133 --> 01:16:09,799
网络异常

1694
01:16:09,800 --> 01:16:11,000
我就发现哎坏了

1695
01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:13,200
完了哈哈哈完了

1696
01:16:13,500 --> 01:16:17,733
哈哈哈完蛋了又卡了

1697
01:16:18,666 --> 01:16:19,766
唱为什么不唱

1698
01:16:19,766 --> 01:16:21,099
我不唱我不唱

1699
01:16:21,100 --> 01:16:21,966
一尘我不唱

1700
01:16:21,966 --> 01:16:23,166
你又要笑死了

1701
01:16:24,133 --> 01:16:25,333
本科不是大一

1702
01:16:25,333 --> 01:16:25,866
你好学姐

1703
01:16:25,866 --> 01:16:28,066
有些人在这边待了五六年

1704
01:16:28,066 --> 01:16:29,566
然后再叫我学姐

1705
01:16:29,933 --> 01:16:32,333
心拜托慢些降落

1706
01:16:32,500 --> 01:16:34,066
华丽的红房间

1707
01:16:34,266 --> 01:16:35,566
店长许愿环节

1708
01:16:35,566 --> 01:16:37,666
凭什么你改心愿管店长叫什么

1709
01:16:37,666 --> 01:16:39,199
叫爹呀怎么了

1710
01:16:39,200 --> 01:16:40,100
有新爹呀

1711
01:16:40,100 --> 01:16:40,900
什么情况

1712
01:16:42,400 --> 01:16:43,466
是9年

1713
01:16:44,366 --> 01:16:47,066
你都待了9年了你叫我学姐

1714
01:16:47,666 --> 01:16:49,666
你你好好离谱啊

1715
01:16:49,800 --> 01:16:51,200
我之前在高中的时候

1716
01:16:51,200 --> 01:16:52,600
也有一个同级的人

1717
01:16:52,600 --> 01:16:54,733
然后就非要叫我学姐学姐

1718
01:16:54,800 --> 01:16:56,600
我说为什么老叫我学姐呢

1719
01:16:56,600 --> 01:16:57,700
他说因为感觉你很

1720
01:16:57,700 --> 01:16:58,733
成熟我说我哪

1721
01:16:59,100 --> 01:17:01,533
我哪成熟了我天天我就我就给他

1722
01:17:01,966 --> 01:17:04,766
哎你觉得我很成熟吗然后他

1723
01:17:08,700 --> 01:17:11,166
然后就把他把他把他哽住了你知道吧

1724
01:17:11,166 --> 01:17:12,399
哈哈哈哈

1725
01:17:14,066 --> 01:17:16,099
别叫了什么男子是废物

1726
01:17:16,100 --> 01:17:16,900
男子不是废物

1727
01:17:16,900 --> 01:17:17,800
长得老呗

1728
01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:18,900
非要说大实话

1729
01:17:18,900 --> 01:17:19,966
我长得不老

1730
01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:22,166
他们都说我我我长得比较小

1731
01:17:22,166 --> 01:17:23,899
就是像个小孩

1732
01:17:25,966 --> 01:17:28,499
刚刚那个表情在雪地控啊

1733
01:17:29,700 --> 01:17:31,000
就这种感觉知道吧

1734
01:17:31,133 --> 01:17:33,799
我不是研究生我是本科生我是本科生

1735
01:17:37,266 --> 01:17:39,799
哎高情商成熟低情商长得老

1736
01:17:39,800 --> 01:17:41,366
真的长得挺小的

1737
01:17:41,366 --> 01:17:42,666
这个骗你们干嘛

1738
01:17:42,933 --> 01:17:43,466
真的真的

1739
01:17:43,466 --> 01:17:45,699
就是因为尤其是上了大学之后

1740
01:17:45,700 --> 01:17:47,700
人家都觉得我我是我是高中生

1741
01:17:47,700 --> 01:17:50,400
我以前回那个初中母校打车的时候

1742
01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:52,566
然后还有还有那个师傅跟我说哎

1743
01:17:52,566 --> 01:17:53,566
刚放学呀

1744
01:17:53,966 --> 01:17:55,799
你咋不穿校服呢我说

1745
01:17:56,733 --> 01:17:58,399
我我我上大学了

1746
01:17:58,733 --> 01:18:00,133
啊你上大学了

1747
01:18:00,133 --> 01:18:01,299
你不是本地人吧

1748
01:18:01,300 --> 01:18:04,500
我说没有我我我我在这上学的啊

1749
01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:06,333
你普通话真标准啊

1750
01:18:06,400 --> 01:18:07,933
不像咱们这嘎达的人

1751
01:18:07,933 --> 01:18:09,366
就都是都是这样式的

1752
01:18:09,866 --> 01:18:11,733
啊哈哈哈

1753
01:18:12,133 --> 01:18:16,866
给的梦出现裂缝隐隐作痛怎么沟通

1754
01:18:16,866 --> 01:18:18,499
你都没空说

1755
01:18:18,500 --> 01:18:20,700
我不懂说了没用

1756
01:18:23,566 --> 01:18:25,299
开个摄像头我们确认一下

1757
01:18:25,300 --> 01:18:28,166
冷知识这个这个面部是要摄像头的

1758
01:18:28,733 --> 01:18:35,299
时候恨自己真的没用情绪激动

1759
01:18:36,366 --> 01:18:40,533
一颗心到现在还在抽痛

1760
01:18:41,166 --> 01:18:46,699
还在分手前那句抱歉在感动

1761
01:18:51,300 --> 01:18:55,966
穿梭时间的画面的皱

1762
01:18:56,066 --> 01:18:56,999
不行不行

1763
01:18:57,200 --> 01:18:58,366
十声不行了

1764
01:19:01,366 --> 01:19:05,999
回到当初爱你的时刻

1765
01:19:06,200 --> 01:19:08,066
怎么了你想起来什么了

1766
01:19:08,100 --> 01:19:10,166
你怎么又点黑暗骑士

1767
01:19:10,766 --> 01:19:11,799
什么意思

1768
01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:16,366
所有回忆对着我进攻

1769
01:19:16,566 --> 01:19:20,799
我的伤口被你拆封

1770
01:19:21,666 --> 01:19:23,933
誓言太沉重

1771
01:19:23,933 --> 01:19:26,599
泪被纵容

1772
01:19:26,733 --> 01:19:29,799
脸上汹涌失控

1773
01:19:30,700 --> 01:19:33,066
当年元宝说过有总督就开摄像头了

1774
01:19:33,066 --> 01:19:34,266
应该得这个

1775
01:19:34,400 --> 01:19:35,600
对对对

1776
01:19:36,266 --> 01:19:37,899
总督同意是吧

1777
01:19:37,900 --> 01:19:39,366
总督同意才能开

1778
01:19:39,366 --> 01:19:40,799
不行不行总督不同意

1779
01:19:40,800 --> 01:19:41,600
总督这个

1780
01:19:41,866 --> 01:19:42,966
这辈子最大的梦想

1781
01:19:42,966 --> 01:19:45,399
就是希望我可以当一个好VIP

1782
01:19:45,566 --> 01:19:48,066
然后他他作为一个好VIP的爹

1783
01:19:48,066 --> 01:19:50,999
可以获得这个攻打白宫的这个权利啊

1784
01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:53,333
可以当上这个这个什么什么代表啊

1785
01:19:53,333 --> 01:19:55,266
可以就是成为美国总统

1786
01:19:55,266 --> 01:19:57,166
可以获得这个这个J2师啊

1787
01:19:57,166 --> 01:19:59,899
然后买一套2亿的这个房子别墅

1788
01:19:59,900 --> 01:20:01,400
这是天井之星的梦想

1789
01:20:01,400 --> 01:20:02,200
嗯

1790
01:20:02,800 --> 01:20:04,466
我替总都同意了

1791
01:20:07,766 --> 01:20:11,399
黑夜的心情和灯泡加冕

1792
01:20:11,900 --> 01:20:14,533
黑夜的黑不是宅黑

1793
01:20:14,566 --> 01:20:18,266
而参与贪婪找不到底线

1794
01:20:18,733 --> 01:20:19,599
别别别现在不行了

1795
01:20:19,600 --> 01:20:21,500
当v了不行了原教之主义啊

1796
01:20:21,500 --> 01:20:22,300
不行不行

1797
01:20:24,366 --> 01:20:28,199
我孤独站在城市天际线

1798
01:20:28,466 --> 01:20:30,999
别问我想你我想你

1799
01:20:31,166 --> 01:20:34,566
我只是渴望飞的不如你

1800
01:20:35,266 --> 01:20:37,066
为什么你听这首歌会笑啊

1801
01:20:37,066 --> 01:20:39,999
陈总他们都说我唱这歌是有调的

1802
01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:41,900
但是为啥你会笑呢

1803
01:20:43,266 --> 01:20:44,566
早上播多久

1804
01:20:45,500 --> 01:20:47,000
啊加班起来吧

1805
01:20:47,166 --> 01:20:48,133
一个小时

1806
01:20:48,500 --> 01:20:51,600
从前都逃不过考验

1807
01:20:52,966 --> 01:20:57,299
有没有一种考验有没有一次淬炼

1808
01:20:57,300 --> 01:21:01,466
拯救了世界就像英雄电影情节

1809
01:21:01,466 --> 01:21:05,933
有没有一种信念有没有一句誓言

1810
01:21:07,466 --> 01:21:14,366
呼唤黎明的出现耶耶耶耶

1811
01:21:15,966 --> 01:21:19,099
呼唤黎明的出现有

1812
01:21:19,200 --> 01:21:20,366
掉的是啥笔

1813
01:21:20,366 --> 01:21:21,466
为什么呀

1814
01:21:21,933 --> 01:21:23,733
跟主播千般情人不一样

1815
01:21:23,733 --> 01:21:25,366
上个祖宗开摄像头

1816
01:21:25,366 --> 01:21:26,899
什么时候祖宗迫害呀

1817
01:21:26,900 --> 01:21:28,600
不行不行不可以这样的

1818
01:21:29,166 --> 01:21:31,366
主播唱歌挺好笑的

1819
01:21:32,133 --> 01:21:33,999
什么叫主播唱歌好笑

1820
01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:36,500
因为再这样主播再也不给你们唱歌了

1821
01:21:37,666 --> 01:21:38,466
哼

1822
01:21:40,766 --> 01:21:41,566
哼

1823
01:21:50,266 --> 01:21:51,066
你要开谁呀

1824
01:21:51,066 --> 01:21:52,666
梦瑶你要开谁呀

1825
01:21:52,933 --> 01:21:55,766
社交软件天天发中指人照片

1826
01:21:55,966 --> 01:21:57,999
谁呀呃

1827
01:21:58,366 --> 01:22:02,566
7呃那呃还是这个东呃连啊

1828
01:22:02,933 --> 01:22:04,766
谁呀这这

1829
01:22:05,366 --> 01:22:08,366
这得是弹性评价弹性米线

1830
01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:09,100
你这

1831
01:22:09,100 --> 01:22:11,300
你这个限制条件我最少能想到5个v

1832
01:22:12,700 --> 01:22:13,500
边

1833
01:22:15,066 --> 01:22:17,566
只怕每个人

1834
01:22:18,533 --> 01:22:23,466
都关上双耳和双眼都害怕去概念

1835
01:22:25,266 --> 01:22:29,133
有没有一种改变有没有一次壮烈

1836
01:22:29,133 --> 01:22:33,333
结局的完美就像英雄电影情节

1837
01:22:33,333 --> 01:22:37,699
有没有一种信念有没有一句誓言

1838
01:22:39,400 --> 01:22:45,933
呼唤黎明的出现耶耶耶耶

1839
01:22:47,966 --> 01:22:50,366
呼唤黎明的出现

1840
01:22:50,566 --> 01:22:53,499
别跟团啊别跟团啊这这我就不知道了

1841
01:22:53,500 --> 01:22:54,400
有些人吧

1842
01:22:55,466 --> 01:22:57,466
你要看他怎么称呼自己

1843
01:22:57,533 --> 01:23:00,399
你别哭了你不许再哭了啊

1844
01:23:00,766 --> 01:23:02,066
啊你不许再哭了

1845
01:23:02,066 --> 01:23:03,299
就有有些微呢

1846
01:23:03,300 --> 01:23:06,300
他只是会说我有一个皮套

1847
01:23:06,300 --> 01:23:08,566
但是呢他不会说他得是微

1848
01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:10,866
越来越多的灾变

1849
01:23:10,866 --> 01:23:12,733
越来越远的从前

1850
01:23:12,733 --> 01:23:14,999
英雄电影情节

1851
01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:17,100
美食和小丑构建

1852
01:23:17,100 --> 01:23:19,100
名带和才团检阅

1853
01:23:21,133 --> 01:23:23,399
善良和罪恶妥协

1854
01:23:23,400 --> 01:23:25,466
越来越大的企业

1855
01:23:25,466 --> 01:23:27,499
越来越小的宫殿

1856
01:23:27,533 --> 01:23:29,366
越来越深的画面

1857
01:23:29,366 --> 01:23:31,666
英雄电影情节

1858
01:23:31,666 --> 01:23:33,733
面具下的人是谁

1859
01:23:33,733 --> 01:23:36,299
或者说不管是谁

1860
01:23:37,700 --> 01:23:40,366
都无法全身而退

1861
01:23:40,966 --> 01:23:44,499
耶耶耶耶

1862
01:23:46,400 --> 01:23:48,666
都无法全身而退

1863
01:23:49,500 --> 01:23:52,100
耶耶我给你禁言了

1864
01:23:52,666 --> 01:23:54,666
不行我一定要让你们有一天

1865
01:23:54,666 --> 01:23:55,766
懂得主播的厉害

1866
01:23:55,766 --> 01:23:58,799
让你们让你们狠狠的购买SC赎罪券

1867
01:24:00,566 --> 01:24:03,866
好听好听楠楠楠楠喂喂喂

1868
01:24:03,866 --> 01:24:05,466
心有超喜喂喂喂

1869
01:24:07,800 --> 01:24:11,133
我一定要有一天把你们都都塞塞口

1870
01:24:11,400 --> 01:24:13,200
然后让你们购买书对卷

1871
01:24:22,766 --> 01:24:23,899
一种信念

1872
01:24:23,900 --> 01:24:26,100
你就是一句誓言

1873
01:24:27,900 --> 01:24:30,533
世界正等你出现

1874
01:24:31,600 --> 01:24:32,666
刚做志愿者回来

1875
01:24:32,666 --> 01:24:33,733
你去哪里做志愿者

1876
01:24:33,733 --> 01:24:35,099
主播不是不切瓜呀

1877
01:24:35,166 --> 01:24:36,599
这个有一些v呢

1878
01:24:36,600 --> 01:24:38,966
比如说特别典型的这个桃姐

1879
01:24:38,966 --> 01:24:41,333
他只是说我有一个皮套

1880
01:24:41,366 --> 01:24:43,733
然后吧比如说蕾蕾大表哥

1881
01:24:43,900 --> 01:24:44,900
这这些v呢

1882
01:24:44,900 --> 01:24:47,266
他们并不受这个v的这个限制

1883
01:24:47,266 --> 01:24:49,266
因为这个标准的更多的来说

1884
01:24:49,333 --> 01:24:50,333
是源自于什么

1885
01:24:50,333 --> 01:24:53,933
源自于啊kiss马爱班爱前辈他因为

1886
01:24:55,666 --> 01:24:57,766
他的人设呢是一个AI

1887
01:24:58,000 --> 01:24:59,766
所以说他有隐藏中之人

1888
01:24:59,766 --> 01:25:01,166
他是世界上第一个v top

1889
01:25:01,166 --> 01:25:04,066
所以说大家后面隐藏这个中之人的

1890
01:25:04,900 --> 01:25:06,500
流派一般也是

1891
01:25:06,966 --> 01:25:08,966
因为他第一个这样做了

1892
01:25:08,966 --> 01:25:10,399
所以后面的v也会

1893
01:25:10,400 --> 01:25:12,000
就是去隐藏这个东西

1894
01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:14,600
然后让大家更专注于虚拟形象了

1895
01:25:14,800 --> 01:25:16,966
但现在因为就百花齐放吗

1896
01:25:16,966 --> 01:25:18,299
所以说有很多v呢

1897
01:25:18,300 --> 01:25:21,066
他不说自己是这个纯纯的v

1898
01:25:21,066 --> 01:25:24,133
他只是说我是有一个皮套的

1899
01:25:24,533 --> 01:25:27,299
这样的话你就没有办法去限制他他他

1900
01:25:27,300 --> 01:25:28,533
他发那个

1901
01:25:28,900 --> 01:25:31,066
自拍也是他的自由啊

1902
01:25:31,066 --> 01:25:32,899
这个没有什么太大的办法

1903
01:25:33,300 --> 01:25:35,533
对啊原教的主义真的要呃

1904
01:25:35,600 --> 01:25:36,866
进了欢迎天下

1905
01:25:38,466 --> 01:25:39,533
哥们有的一批

1906
01:25:39,566 --> 01:25:41,199
你们这不是蝙蝠侠吗

1907
01:25:41,200 --> 01:25:42,200
这不是林杰吗

1908
01:25:42,200 --> 01:25:44,300
哈哈哈这不是林杰吗

1909
01:25:44,300 --> 01:25:45,200
林杰桃啊

1910
01:25:45,300 --> 01:25:46,266
你们要这么想

1911
01:25:46,266 --> 01:25:47,733
一个字都不在的是妹子

1912
01:25:47,733 --> 01:25:50,333
他他的完美副歌我的歌里多高呀

1913
01:25:51,300 --> 01:25:52,700
我一直都是你的歌粉啊

1914
01:25:52,700 --> 01:25:53,366
你要自信

1915
01:25:53,366 --> 01:25:56,766
你唱的是我看过的国民里最难听的

1916
01:25:57,500 --> 01:25:59,666
你你妈妈的

1917
01:25:59,766 --> 01:26:01,766
对蕾蕾大表哥是不算v的

1918
01:26:01,766 --> 01:26:03,799
主播唱歌有种小女孩像大家

1919
01:26:03,800 --> 01:26:05,366
炫耀刚学会的感觉

1920
01:26:05,366 --> 01:26:07,333
我就是刚学会啊

1921
01:26:07,666 --> 01:26:08,866
有问题吗

1922
01:26:10,900 --> 01:26:13,800
主播说过跟视频主打一个差异化竞争

1923
01:26:13,800 --> 01:26:15,266
从这个程度来看

1924
01:26:15,566 --> 01:26:17,066
你不要这样说

1925
01:26:17,066 --> 01:26:18,699
我我真的很悲伤

1926
01:26:21,100 --> 01:26:22,500
黑色午夜是吧

1927
01:26:22,500 --> 01:26:26,466
啊这辈子就跟你的二次元过吧

1928
01:26:26,466 --> 01:26:30,099
别呀别开了主播给你们磕了

1929
01:26:30,100 --> 01:26:33,300
别开了别开了

1930
01:26:40,900 --> 01:26:44,300
别开了哈哈哈

1931
01:26:44,400 --> 01:26:46,700
大家说你难听是好事

1932
01:26:46,800 --> 01:26:48,166
我知道我知道

1933
01:26:48,300 --> 01:26:49,900
但是我我这个就像

1934
01:26:49,900 --> 01:26:50,766
就像大家

1935
01:26:50,900 --> 01:26:53,533
如果被这个喜欢的女孩子拒绝了

1936
01:26:53,533 --> 01:26:54,766
说你是个好人

1937
01:26:54,766 --> 01:26:57,599
虽然你这个能力很强但是你不适合我

1938
01:26:57,666 --> 01:27:00,099
你有这这这不好你有那那那不好

1939
01:27:00,100 --> 01:27:02,133
你们也会觉得啊他说的挺客观的

1940
01:27:02,133 --> 01:27:04,266
但是你们也避免不了伤心

1941
01:27:04,966 --> 01:27:07,199
你们肯定也避免不了伤心

1942
01:27:10,533 --> 01:27:12,366
主播还打白宫啊

1943
01:27:12,366 --> 01:27:14,066
主播今天还没有录取呢

1944
01:27:14,066 --> 01:27:16,499
纯萌新上这场有礼物吗有呀

1945
01:27:18,300 --> 01:27:19,300
三个见长了吧

1946
01:27:19,300 --> 01:27:22,066
三个见长的话就是23四月的见长礼物

1947
01:27:22,100 --> 01:27:22,900
嗯

1948
01:27:22,900 --> 01:27:26,766
上周野区全面开打头破千不过来了

1949
01:27:27,133 --> 01:27:27,933
Jesus

1950
01:27:30,600 --> 01:27:34,733
你说不要自作自受自己创造伤悲

1951
01:27:34,733 --> 01:27:37,899
谁都可以彻底忘记谁

1952
01:27:38,566 --> 01:27:42,666
你说过往不及回首别后悔了才会

1953
01:27:42,666 --> 01:27:45,766
想方设法的把你追回

1954
01:27:46,666 --> 01:27:50,599
你说孤独是诗人应该具有的体会

1955
01:27:50,600 --> 01:27:54,133
写歌的人就该有伤悲

1956
01:27:54,600 --> 01:27:58,666
我点一丝烛火一时泛滥了思念

1957
01:27:58,666 --> 01:28:01,733
写首小调名字叫后悔

1958
01:28:07,466 --> 01:28:08,999
主播能来块炫价

1959
01:28:09,000 --> 01:28:10,266
人上分了是吧

1960
01:28:10,266 --> 01:28:12,466
凌晨回家的你好不好睡是吧

1961
01:28:12,466 --> 01:28:15,066
哈哈主播还小主播不敢谈呀

1962
01:28:15,566 --> 01:28:16,766
这个如何评价

1963
01:28:16,766 --> 01:28:19,933
某个v前脚说永不恋爱后脚表白榜一

1964
01:28:19,933 --> 01:28:20,933
认真的吗

1965
01:28:21,000 --> 01:28:22,866
啊哪个v啊

1966
01:28:23,100 --> 01:28:24,166
啥意思

1967
01:28:24,800 --> 01:28:27,000
这这感觉不合理法呀

1968
01:28:28,266 --> 01:28:29,933
这感觉有点不合理法

1969
01:28:40,066 --> 01:28:42,533
还黑暗骑士我这歌单怎么就反方向了

1970
01:28:42,533 --> 01:28:45,599
中黑暗骑士跟这个唐人三首歌呀

1971
01:28:45,800 --> 01:28:46,466
什么意思

1972
01:28:46,466 --> 01:28:48,066
怎么就这三首歌呢

1973
01:28:49,366 --> 01:28:52,566
就像白银你只能夸她黄金还能蚂蚁吗

1974
01:28:53,133 --> 01:28:56,699
今天开始我要自己上厕所

1975
01:28:56,966 --> 01:29:00,199
爸爸妈妈你们不要小看我

1976
01:29:00,200 --> 01:29:01,400
吉祥三宝一博

1977
01:29:01,400 --> 01:29:02,933
哈哈是因为你在

1978
01:29:02,933 --> 01:29:04,933
你把我刚才规范成这样了是吧

1979
01:29:04,933 --> 01:29:06,066
此彼得三时

1980
01:29:06,366 --> 01:29:11,599
不是最黑而在于贪婪角落逃避谁

1981
01:29:13,200 --> 01:29:15,800
就像是卑微的街

1982
01:29:17,500 --> 01:29:21,533
我孤独站在城市天际线

1983
01:29:21,800 --> 01:29:24,466
别问我恶类或善类

1984
01:29:24,466 --> 01:29:27,999
我只是渴望飞的不如雷

1985
01:29:28,466 --> 01:29:29,399
主播我好爱你

1986
01:29:29,400 --> 01:29:32,400
真的吗15级除草机真的吗

1987
01:29:38,866 --> 01:29:41,499
怎么这首歌我觉得我唱的挺好的呀

1988
01:29:41,733 --> 01:29:42,666
你要点几天

1989
01:29:42,666 --> 01:29:43,966
希望永远推荐才能会员

1990
01:29:43,966 --> 01:29:45,466
我不知道耶怎么有哈哈

1991
01:29:45,466 --> 01:29:48,566
能送一首黑暗骑士当我的欠条礼物吗

1992
01:29:49,466 --> 01:29:51,499
你是不是有毛病啊陈总

1993
01:29:52,500 --> 01:29:54,166
你是不是有毛病啊陈总

1994
01:29:54,266 --> 01:29:57,333
呃呃7岁啊这这是不敢乱评啊

1995
01:29:57,333 --> 01:29:58,533
家人们不敢乱评

1996
01:29:58,733 --> 01:30:00,099
信则有不信则无啊

1997
01:30:00,100 --> 01:30:02,566
这个这个都是不敢乱评我不好乱说啊

1998
01:30:02,766 --> 01:30:05,533
这个这个主播容易被狠狠的攻打哎

1999
01:30:05,533 --> 01:30:08,766
别别别这个主播不怂哎

2000
01:30:10,566 --> 01:30:12,533
我还想听万象霜天

2001
01:30:15,966 --> 01:30:17,366
不是梦瑶

2002
01:30:17,900 --> 01:30:20,933
这是什么瓜呀你能不能告诉我呀

2003
01:30:20,933 --> 01:30:23,499
你想跟你的朋友家人分享

2004
01:30:24,333 --> 01:30:25,099
我的鸡

2005
01:30:25,100 --> 01:30:27,866
7岁了主播不要见着礼物你也要

2006
01:30:29,900 --> 01:30:31,966
你们都要我唱歌呀

2007
01:30:31,966 --> 01:30:32,966
那你还行

2008
01:30:32,966 --> 01:30:35,566
唱歌的话我这这两天真能赚到了

2009
01:30:35,566 --> 01:30:36,699
就不用亏本了

2010
01:30:36,700 --> 01:30:37,933
就不用亏钱了

2011
01:30:39,666 --> 01:30:41,333
7岁的时候你不记事

2012
01:30:41,333 --> 01:30:43,466
我真不记事主播没有没有童年

2013
01:30:43,466 --> 01:30:44,499
主播现在才5岁啊

2014
01:30:44,500 --> 01:30:45,733
不知道7岁时候是什么样

2015
01:30:46,766 --> 01:30:49,333
要是真要吃瓜吗你可以私信我

2016
01:30:49,333 --> 01:30:50,666
你别在直播间吃了

2017
01:30:50,666 --> 01:30:53,666
在直播间吃我怕我被被卡卡开

2018
01:30:54,866 --> 01:30:56,366
为什么你们都有见长礼物

2019
01:30:56,366 --> 01:30:57,333
什么都没有

2020
01:30:57,333 --> 01:30:58,266
你也可以有啊

2021
01:30:58,266 --> 01:31:00,799
只是2月份的还没还没开始发呢

2022
01:31:00,800 --> 01:31:02,100
1月份也没发完

2023
01:31:04,166 --> 01:31:05,666
主播我也不要天价礼物

2024
01:31:05,666 --> 01:31:06,733
能来个周杰伦吗

2025
01:31:06,733 --> 01:31:07,566
我给你唱一

2026
01:31:07,566 --> 01:31:09,566
这个穿梭时间的画面的时候

2027
01:31:09,666 --> 01:31:11,699
能放一首你

2028
01:31:11,700 --> 01:31:12,900
你要放这个是吧

2029
01:31:12,900 --> 01:31:14,133
你们就在这嗯

2030
01:31:14,666 --> 01:31:17,166
你们能不能给我录屏发到V8去

2031
01:31:17,166 --> 01:31:18,699
这个这个这个

2032
01:31:18,700 --> 01:31:20,700
大伙玩烂梗霸凌小v啊

2033
01:31:20,700 --> 01:31:21,766
能不能水个天

2034
01:31:21,766 --> 01:31:23,099
小v太可怜了

2035
01:31:23,166 --> 01:31:25,899
一群董哥在这在这狠狠的霸凌小v

2036
01:31:25,966 --> 01:31:27,066
小v这个手足

2037
01:31:27,066 --> 01:31:28,733
无措然后人家一看

2038
01:31:28,733 --> 01:31:31,333
这个小v怎么有138个店长了

2039
01:31:31,333 --> 01:31:32,499
哎呦我的天呐

2040
01:31:32,866 --> 01:31:34,166
这个这也叫小v

2041
01:31:34,200 --> 01:31:35,066
我可去

2042
01:31:35,066 --> 01:31:37,666
呃呃这然后这就这不就吵起来了吗

2043
01:31:37,666 --> 01:31:39,533
对吧家人们会炒作吗

2044
01:31:39,533 --> 01:31:40,666
会炒作吗

2045
01:31:43,266 --> 01:31:47,133
太初太易妄想流行不识戳中少点清净

2046
01:31:47,133 --> 01:31:51,066
生活混沌深呼其名天得一天地得一命

2047
01:31:51,066 --> 01:31:54,966
绵绵如此幼稚不羁鲤跃静坐如意难行

2048
01:31:54,966 --> 01:31:59,333
我有自言中妙智能玩乐闲听嘿嘿

2049
01:32:00,366 --> 01:32:02,766
不是说不外加听我跟他们开玩笑的

2050
01:32:02,900 --> 01:32:04,533
我我我不想我不想

2051
01:32:04,533 --> 01:32:06,199
但是我跟你们开玩笑的

2052
01:32:06,200 --> 01:32:07,566
我知道你们肯定不会

2053
01:32:15,500 --> 01:32:16,466
咱们这个

2054
01:32:16,766 --> 01:32:20,566
尽人间说宇宙曾先后是苟且一世

2055
01:32:20,600 --> 01:32:24,400
悠远的清澈都化作万物的风流

2056
01:32:24,466 --> 01:32:28,866
总是万把所有到尽头之间的真言

2057
01:32:28,900 --> 01:32:32,100
知否是令他菩提的触摸

2058
01:32:32,200 --> 01:32:34,166
是神游迭件的悸动

2059
01:32:34,166 --> 01:32:37,699
是万物的放声放肆与远方争论

2060
01:32:38,100 --> 01:32:40,000
是弹指白驹的飞颂

2061
01:32:40,100 --> 01:32:41,200
是后悔了是吧

2062
01:32:41,200 --> 01:32:43,400
没后悔没有没有开玩笑的给你们

2063
01:32:45,066 --> 01:32:48,533
杂谈是狗饥饿不是是吧

2064
01:32:49,000 --> 01:32:50,300
你好有攻击性啊

2065
01:32:50,300 --> 01:32:51,400
你的素质呢

2066
01:32:51,600 --> 01:32:53,266
不如把你支持粉丝量

2067
01:32:53,300 --> 01:32:55,066
出钱出来发到贴吧

2068
01:32:55,066 --> 01:32:55,733
别买

2069
01:32:55,733 --> 01:32:59,666
我不想到花些钱钱也不想到2,0002,000

2070
01:32:59,800 --> 01:33:01,066
嗯对

2071
01:33:02,066 --> 01:33:05,266
水中明月而天奇幻星沙承载着一片

2072
01:33:05,966 --> 01:33:07,399
七指连为无限期

2073
01:33:09,766 --> 01:33:10,933
为什么我一直在缓冲啊

2074
01:33:10,933 --> 01:33:11,766
你刷新一下

2075
01:33:11,866 --> 01:33:13,066
跌倒始终可以远

2076
01:33:13,100 --> 01:33:14,266
执手不怕辛

2077
01:33:14,266 --> 01:33:15,599
衰竭成剑天

2078
01:33:15,733 --> 01:33:17,199
腹肌检查

2079
01:33:17,200 --> 01:33:18,700
主播这个怎么念

2080
01:33:18,700 --> 01:33:21,066
蜀山勿阿房出

2081
01:33:22,800 --> 01:33:25,966
呃蜀山勿阿房出是吗

2082
01:33:26,666 --> 01:33:27,766
是这么念的吗

2083
01:33:33,900 --> 01:33:35,266
重新定义小微

2084
01:33:35,266 --> 01:33:37,099
这小微不一直都是这样的吗

2085
01:33:37,100 --> 01:33:39,133
主播你说话他也听不见注意吗

2086
01:33:39,133 --> 01:33:40,099
哎就对了

2087
01:33:40,600 --> 01:33:43,400
恶旁车哎为什么是恶旁耶

2088
01:33:43,800 --> 01:33:47,866
所有到尽头这之间的箴言知否

2089
01:33:48,300 --> 01:33:50,166
是不舍昼夜的吟诵

2090
01:33:50,266 --> 01:33:52,199
是妄言叹息的玲珑

2091
01:33:52,200 --> 01:33:55,900
是普度众生的恢弘万古皆成颂

2092
01:33:56,100 --> 01:33:58,066
是秉烛夜游的晚风

2093
01:33:58,066 --> 01:34:01,733
是兴亡载覆的峥嵘千年的峥嵘

2094
01:34:01,733 --> 01:34:02,899
谁道破镜

2095
01:34:02,900 --> 01:34:03,600
为什么呢

2096
01:34:03,600 --> 01:34:05,266
为什么是阿房宫呀

2097
01:34:05,500 --> 01:34:06,500
我不知道呀

2098
01:34:07,066 --> 01:34:09,999
我忘了我从小就特别喜欢造字哎

2099
01:34:10,000 --> 01:34:11,366
造东京你知道吧

2100
01:34:11,600 --> 01:34:13,366
我不是在装装仗义

2101
01:34:13,366 --> 01:34:14,099
家人们

2102
01:34:14,100 --> 01:34:16,733
我真装仗义的话我为啥不背乘法表啊

2103
01:34:16,733 --> 01:34:18,299
这玩意自己还能驾驭的了

2104
01:34:18,600 --> 01:34:21,200
但是这个我从小就会有这个问题

2105
01:34:21,200 --> 01:34:22,366
就因为那个

2106
01:34:23,000 --> 01:34:24,666
可能教育方法的原因吧

2107
01:34:24,666 --> 01:34:26,333
我就是读音

2108
01:34:26,400 --> 01:34:27,200
我

2109
01:34:27,333 --> 01:34:30,099
自己会造一个我觉得能接受的读音啊

2110
01:34:30,100 --> 01:34:32,666
但是等长大了我意识到要改的时候

2111
01:34:32,733 --> 01:34:34,299
我开始看书太早了

2112
01:34:34,300 --> 01:34:36,400
很多字我都不认识拼音

2113
01:34:37,000 --> 01:34:39,700
然后就只能自己造一个读音出来

2114
01:34:39,700 --> 01:34:41,866
然后一直到现在我也改不过来

2115
01:34:41,966 --> 01:34:42,899
我去吃饭了

2116
01:34:42,900 --> 01:34:45,500
要么等我吃完回来再看你11点半吃饭

2117
01:34:45,500 --> 01:34:47,066
饼干的作息好像学上瘾

2118
01:34:47,066 --> 01:34:47,999
拜拜拜拜

2119
01:34:48,300 --> 01:34:49,733
没骗弹幕真的

2120
01:34:50,400 --> 01:34:53,366
问故友谁堪知道

2121
01:34:53,900 --> 01:34:57,266
一叶障目彼岸迢遥

2122
01:34:57,800 --> 01:35:04,800
身在局中又怎知晓全霸此地登高

2123
01:35:05,666 --> 01:35:07,899
送我醉孤枕春刀

2124
01:35:07,900 --> 01:35:11,533
倚山川如铁铸这梦来世再

2125
01:35:11,700 --> 01:35:14,533
多能背出长跪论战的下半句

2126
01:35:14,533 --> 01:35:15,699
却不记得多因子

2127
01:35:15,700 --> 01:35:16,900
这真不是装的呀

2128
01:35:16,966 --> 01:35:18,399
谁跟你们装啥呀

2129
01:35:18,533 --> 01:35:19,266
这个这个

2130
01:35:19,266 --> 01:35:19,766
下半句

2131
01:35:19,766 --> 01:35:21,866
是因为我小的时候就开始被那个什么

2132
01:35:21,866 --> 01:35:22,966
于我所寓言

2133
01:35:22,966 --> 01:35:24,499
然后因为我很闲

2134
01:35:24,566 --> 01:35:27,366
我闲的时候一般就看点别的东西嘛

2135
01:35:28,200 --> 01:35:30,200
而且就是要求背的呀

2136
01:35:30,200 --> 01:35:33,000
初高中的时候不是必备的那个文章吗

2137
01:35:34,366 --> 01:35:36,566
现在吃饭人少比较快

2138
01:35:36,566 --> 01:35:38,266
就是没带馍还是怎么样

2139
01:35:38,500 --> 01:35:40,200
不是不是我没有说这个

2140
01:35:40,200 --> 01:35:42,166
背乘法表不装账月这个

2141
01:35:42,300 --> 01:35:44,866
反应比较慢的时候很容易反应不过来

2142
01:35:44,866 --> 01:35:45,866
是很正常的

2143
01:35:45,866 --> 01:35:46,666
对吧

2144
01:35:46,966 --> 01:35:49,933
我没有说大家这个装账月这个问题

2145
01:35:49,933 --> 01:35:51,299
只是说只是说

2146
01:35:51,333 --> 01:35:53,166
我要是真要造节目效果

2147
01:35:53,166 --> 01:35:54,766
我还真不如背乘法表呢

2148
01:35:54,766 --> 01:35:56,333
这多音字容易那个啥

2149
01:36:20,466 --> 01:36:23,866
主播的名字是读非音蜜啊吗

2150
01:36:23,933 --> 01:36:25,733
蜜烟呀蜜烟呀

2151
01:36:26,066 --> 01:36:28,066
我一直以为是那个

2152
01:36:28,700 --> 01:36:31,966
眯一眼知道我在高中的时候就是

2153
01:36:32,133 --> 01:36:32,899
呃

2154
01:36:32,900 --> 01:36:36,000
学课文好像有一句叫什么什么那个米

2155
01:36:36,300 --> 01:36:39,933
不有出险课有终还是什么

2156
01:36:39,933 --> 01:36:43,399
那个就是战场上的旗子纷纷倒下那个

2157
01:36:43,400 --> 01:36:45,400
就我才发现好像念米

2158
01:36:45,866 --> 01:36:48,466
主播的嘴唇原来是咸的

2159
01:36:48,466 --> 01:36:49,966
因为主播很咸

2160
01:36:49,966 --> 01:36:52,566
你怎么会知道这种事情啊你好恶心啊

2161
01:36:53,866 --> 01:36:55,499
1分米等于多少厘米

2162
01:36:55,500 --> 01:36:56,966
1分米是10厘米吧

2163
01:36:59,133 --> 01:37:01,533
主播的桌子有70分米

2164
01:37:01,733 --> 01:37:03,266
70分米是7米

2165
01:37:03,266 --> 01:37:05,999
哪有这么长呀地下室也才7米长吧

2166
01:37:06,966 --> 01:37:08,566
怎么流汗了还是哭了

2167
01:37:08,566 --> 01:37:09,799
那是流汗了呀

2168
01:37:09,966 --> 01:37:11,899
武士起则乱忘记7米

2169
01:37:11,900 --> 01:37:13,166
对对故竹至

2170
01:37:13,466 --> 01:37:14,933
广林飞火焰

2171
01:37:15,666 --> 01:37:17,666
快给米烟打米呀

2172
01:37:17,666 --> 01:37:18,399
哎可以啊

2173
01:37:18,400 --> 01:37:20,200
以后主播开小号直播

2174
01:37:20,200 --> 01:37:21,800
就叫快给米烟打米呀

2175
01:37:21,800 --> 01:37:23,133
欢迎方川早啊

2176
01:37:23,500 --> 01:37:24,600
报告怎么样了

2177
01:37:25,800 --> 01:37:28,700
我知道这个字读你是因为精神萎靡对

2178
01:37:28,700 --> 01:37:30,900
啊萎靡不振骗不到主播

2179
01:37:30,933 --> 01:37:32,866
主播骂我恶心我好开心

2180
01:37:32,866 --> 01:37:34,799
我操我真应该把这些这个

2181
01:37:34,933 --> 01:37:36,133
你在直播间的丑态

2182
01:37:36,133 --> 01:37:37,733
都狠狠的截图给创创子

2183
01:37:37,733 --> 01:37:38,566
然后看他

2184
01:37:38,766 --> 01:37:40,466
看他看他怎么说

2185
01:37:42,566 --> 01:37:44,466
这就是这个这个

2186
01:37:44,666 --> 01:37:46,566
紫霞的这个这个爱好呀

2187
01:37:46,566 --> 01:37:48,299
希望冲上这这个

2188
01:37:49,100 --> 01:37:50,466
懂吧欢迎林少

2189
01:37:52,066 --> 01:37:54,299
但是主播骂人的时候很敷衍

2190
01:37:54,300 --> 01:37:56,300
那是因为就对你们好的时候

2191
01:37:56,366 --> 01:37:57,766
就很用心嘛

2192
01:37:57,766 --> 01:37:59,166
但是骂人的时候敷衍

2193
01:37:59,166 --> 01:38:00,766
骂人的时候敷衍怎么了

2194
01:38:01,500 --> 01:38:02,600
不行是吧

2195
01:38:06,733 --> 01:38:09,533
大家都午休了是吧现在就能那什么

2196
01:38:12,100 --> 01:38:14,766
大家都午休了现在才刚过来

2197
01:38:20,533 --> 01:38:23,066
精灵社长是1,000多小时

2198
01:38:26,266 --> 01:38:29,333
不认真的用嫌弃的语气那是付费项目

2199
01:38:29,733 --> 01:38:32,466
怎么怎么又有人又能不给主播打米

2200
01:38:32,466 --> 01:38:35,333
然后又被主播很认真的嫌弃他骂了

2201
01:38:35,600 --> 01:38:38,266
我要化身青冈影公主和主播对线

2202
01:38:38,266 --> 01:38:39,766
本公主不想玩了

2203
01:38:39,766 --> 01:38:42,733
哈哈哈大家走人在上我倒了水课呢

2204
01:38:42,766 --> 01:38:43,866
大家快吃饭吧

2205
01:38:43,866 --> 01:38:46,566
等下我下播之后我也去整口饭吃

2206
01:38:46,933 --> 01:38:48,999
我好困啊

2207
01:38:50,000 --> 01:38:50,800
啊

2208
01:38:51,800 --> 01:38:54,900
反转了我根本不困因为那个我我我

2209
01:38:55,133 --> 01:38:57,899
我在上播之前睡了好多个小时呢

2210
01:38:58,933 --> 01:38:59,899
欢迎喵3

2211
01:38:59,966 --> 01:39:01,466
喵3来了好多次

2212
01:39:01,933 --> 01:39:02,733
打卡

2213
01:39:03,133 --> 01:39:05,766
我们今天下播之前能不能回个100次呢

2214
01:39:05,766 --> 01:39:06,733
我就在想

2215
01:39:06,966 --> 01:39:09,999
我就在想能不能不能凑回这个100次

2216
01:39:10,266 --> 01:39:11,533
欢迎六娘啊

2217
01:39:11,533 --> 01:39:15,166
中午好 740天10点半整饭是什么

2218
01:39:15,166 --> 01:39:18,266
对付呃主播的人设是什么样的

2219
01:39:18,266 --> 01:39:21,966
我的人设是17岁零5个月的人形猫咪

2220
01:39:22,000 --> 01:39:24,566
拥有大大的尾巴和笨笨的脑子

2221
01:39:24,700 --> 01:39:28,066
头上的紫水晶是魔法力量的来源

2222
01:39:28,066 --> 01:39:30,999
然后目前正在魔法学校读书

2223
01:39:31,100 --> 01:39:33,366
吃饭饭大学睡觉的专业

2224
01:39:33,400 --> 01:39:36,733
嗯希望可以为世界带来快乐和爱

2225
01:39:36,733 --> 01:39:38,133
收获更多的喜欢

2226
01:39:39,300 --> 01:39:40,766
现在是正式放假了吗

2227
01:39:40,766 --> 01:39:42,499
也不算是正式放假吧

2228
01:39:42,600 --> 01:39:47,000
就是放个小一周十多天

2229
01:39:47,133 --> 01:39:48,666
当然惦记100次了

2230
01:39:48,666 --> 01:39:50,599
算命先生说我能活到卡

2231
01:39:50,600 --> 01:39:54,066
哈哈哈哈哈哈人生是虚拟我爹啊

2232
01:39:54,066 --> 01:39:56,299
不是这个直播间的舰长

2233
01:39:56,300 --> 01:39:58,266
人生是虚拟的我爹啊

2234
01:39:59,333 --> 01:40:01,199
我当然记得我的人生呀

2235
01:40:01,466 --> 01:40:03,599
对啊对还有喜欢宝石和游戏

2236
01:40:03,600 --> 01:40:06,266
对对对对对我忘了哈哈哈

2237
01:40:06,733 --> 01:40:08,133
我忘了对不起

2238
01:40:09,000 --> 01:40:10,666
我忘了我人生还有这个了

2239
01:40:10,666 --> 01:40:12,266
你还记得你身体里多高吗

2240
01:40:12,266 --> 01:40:15,466
呃身高呢是可以逐渐修改的

2241
01:40:15,466 --> 01:40:17,899
因为我出道的时候好像是一米57.5

2242
01:40:17,900 --> 01:40:20,466
但现在已经长到了一米58.5了

2243
01:40:20,800 --> 01:40:22,933
以后可能还会继续长高

2244
01:40:22,933 --> 01:40:25,933
哈哈哈我还可以继续长高了

2245
01:40:25,933 --> 01:40:26,666
因为我还

2246
01:40:26,666 --> 01:40:29,599
我还是一只正在发育的猫咪啊啊

2247
01:40:30,200 --> 01:40:32,966
爱好已经变成了侃大山和赚大米

2248
01:40:32,966 --> 01:40:35,066
还有这个到处认爹了

2249
01:40:36,166 --> 01:40:38,266
燕子的虚拟人设是舰长的妈

2250
01:40:38,266 --> 01:40:40,566
但是舰长的虚拟人设是燕子的爹

2251
01:40:40,566 --> 01:40:41,766
我们各论各的

2252
01:40:41,933 --> 01:40:47,166
some touch of love changing me the

2253
01:40:47,166 --> 01:40:48,199
注闭主播

2254
01:40:48,200 --> 01:40:50,800
自我开始看起来从来没打过游戏

2255
01:40:50,800 --> 01:40:53,400
主播喊爹有一首主播华贵也有一首

2256
01:40:53,466 --> 01:40:54,866
什么人情可恶

2257
01:40:55,500 --> 01:40:58,400
没有但永远的我爹只有天理之心啊

2258
01:40:58,400 --> 01:40:59,266
这个这个

2259
01:40:59,866 --> 01:41:01,399
很多人是短暂的我爹

2260
01:41:01,400 --> 01:41:03,266
很多人是体验卡了我爹

2261
01:41:03,266 --> 01:41:04,299
然后这个

2262
01:41:04,600 --> 01:41:05,666
很多人这个

2263
01:41:05,666 --> 01:41:08,599
在当我爹的过程中逐渐我变成了他爹

2264
01:41:08,600 --> 01:41:11,000
但是只有天井之星一直是我爹啊

2265
01:41:11,500 --> 01:41:13,300
你17岁伴着猫还要发育

2266
01:41:13,300 --> 01:41:14,700
主播玩过召唤神龙

2267
01:41:14,700 --> 01:41:16,100
玩过指甲一扇

2268
01:41:16,133 --> 01:41:18,333
怎么能这么干干黑主播呢

2269
01:41:25,566 --> 01:41:27,699
一个种族立刻变成永久之帖

2270
01:41:27,700 --> 01:41:28,500
还真是

2271
01:41:29,366 --> 01:41:31,366
总督总督很很少见吗

2272
01:41:31,366 --> 01:41:32,766
不是总督很多见吗

2273
01:41:32,766 --> 01:41:34,999
我怎么星光余额正好二百五啊

2274
01:41:38,066 --> 01:41:38,999
这什么意思啊

2275
01:41:39,000 --> 01:41:41,000
星光余额正好二百五什么意思啊

2276
01:41:41,000 --> 01:41:41,866
哈哈哈

2277
01:41:42,700 --> 01:41:43,733
总督会过期吗

2278
01:41:43,733 --> 01:41:46,566
总督会过期啊但我爹的身份不会过期

2279
01:41:46,700 --> 01:41:49,000
因为总督马上一岁快要到期了

2280
01:41:49,000 --> 01:41:51,100
再有个十多天总督也到期了

2281
01:41:51,500 --> 01:41:52,300
喂

2282
01:41:52,766 --> 01:41:55,766
我这星光雨怎么怎么怎么二百五啊

2283
01:41:57,100 --> 01:41:59,600
等下推完这个之后我再去推一点

2284
01:41:59,600 --> 01:42:01,266
因为这个不太好

2285
01:42:03,333 --> 01:42:05,766
250这个数字不太吉利

2286
01:42:06,766 --> 01:42:08,666
等我换电脑给你打米

2287
01:42:08,666 --> 01:42:09,599
好呀好呀

2288
01:42:09,600 --> 01:42:11,133
啊不对不好不好

2289
01:42:11,200 --> 01:42:12,400
人理性消费

2290
01:42:18,466 --> 01:42:22,466
my heart felt so i first saw you

2291
01:42:24,333 --> 01:42:27,466
we were both young when i first saw you

2292
01:42:33,666 --> 01:42:36,599
欢迎天下别画YS给主播打米

2293
01:42:37,133 --> 01:42:40,066
那你不就变成了这个叔叔的爹了吗

2294
01:42:40,400 --> 01:42:42,400
不好就是好你们也知道女生吗

2295
01:42:42,400 --> 01:42:43,133
不好就是好

2296
01:42:43,133 --> 01:42:45,766
超级飞侠我不看我也不看洛洛丽仙境

2297
01:42:46,133 --> 01:42:47,799
妈妈我真的好困

2298
01:42:48,333 --> 01:42:50,166
我毕业了也要换电脑了

2299
01:42:50,333 --> 01:42:52,599
这首歌我很小的时候就开始听了

2300
01:42:53,133 --> 01:42:54,266
欢迎明白坏

2301
01:42:57,066 --> 01:42:58,766
that you were Romeo

2302
01:42:58,766 --> 01:43:00,766
you were throwing pebbles

2303
01:43:00,766 --> 01:43:04,533
and my daddy said stay away from Juliet

2304
01:43:04,600 --> 01:43:07,333
and i was crying on the staircase

2305
01:43:07,333 --> 01:43:08,799
begging you please

2306
01:43:11,766 --> 01:43:17,466
and i said Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone

2307
01:43:17,466 --> 01:43:21,433
i'll be waiting all there's left to do is run

2308
01:43:21,433 --> 01:43:25,466
you'll be the prince and i'll be the princess

2309
01:43:25,466 --> 01:43:30,133
it's a love story baby just say yes

2310
01:43:31,066 --> 01:43:31,866
不想唱了

2311
01:43:31,866 --> 01:43:33,066
晚安无锡迪西

2312
01:43:33,066 --> 01:43:34,333
晚安玛卡玛卡

2313
01:43:34,366 --> 01:43:35,866
怎么有人这个时间说晚安啊

2314
01:43:35,866 --> 01:43:37,999
你不会也在这个国外吧

2315
01:43:39,333 --> 01:43:40,966
你也喜欢坏女人吗

2316
01:43:40,966 --> 01:43:41,799
这加倍认真的

2317
01:43:41,800 --> 01:43:43,000
当然是认真的呀

2318
01:43:43,333 --> 01:43:44,333
怎么说呢

2319
01:43:44,566 --> 01:43:45,366
哦

2320
01:43:45,833 --> 01:43:46,933
就是认真的呀

2321
01:43:46,933 --> 01:43:48,799
你上一个总督还能再翻倍

2322
01:43:52,433 --> 01:43:52,999
晚安

2323
01:43:53,000 --> 01:43:54,133
汤布里布

2324
01:43:54,733 --> 01:43:57,166
汤布里布是什么呀嗯

2325
01:43:59,233 --> 01:44:00,333
饭团好吃吗

2326
01:44:00,333 --> 01:44:02,833
超当然好吃了当然好吃了

2327
01:44:02,833 --> 01:44:03,799
他们都说好吃

2328
01:44:03,800 --> 01:44:05,000
煎一下更好吃

2329
01:44:10,866 --> 01:44:12,199
汤姆不离不饿

2330
01:44:12,200 --> 01:44:13,433
我想吃黑卜梨子

2331
01:44:16,166 --> 01:44:22,033
i'll be the princess it's a long story baby just to say this

2332
01:44:24,033 --> 01:44:24,966
少女嫌弃我

2333
01:44:24,966 --> 01:44:25,999
没有人嫌弃你啊

2334
01:44:26,000 --> 01:44:27,333
我们都是很哎

2335
01:44:27,333 --> 01:44:29,166
怎么两个花里欢迎调戏

2336
01:44:29,733 --> 01:44:30,766
房东带回来了吧

2337
01:44:30,766 --> 01:44:32,333
当然是我做的呀

2338
01:44:32,333 --> 01:44:33,933
怎么能是房东带回来的

2339
01:44:33,933 --> 01:44:35,999
我的还可以给那个什么

2340
01:44:39,866 --> 01:44:41,399
这个当然是我做的

2341
01:44:41,766 --> 01:44:43,933
我还给房东带走了3个呢

2342
01:44:44,000 --> 01:44:45,933
就我一开始我都没反应过来

2343
01:44:45,933 --> 01:44:49,199
后面那个那个我我我留了6个饭团

2344
01:44:49,233 --> 01:44:50,366
然后我室友说

2345
01:44:50,600 --> 01:44:52,366
你给房东带着吗我说啊

2346
01:44:52,433 --> 01:44:53,466
我忘了

2347
01:44:53,566 --> 01:44:54,666
所以说有些时候吧

2348
01:44:54,666 --> 01:44:56,599
主播在现实生活中不受欢迎

2349
01:44:56,600 --> 01:44:57,933
是是那什么的

2350
01:44:57,933 --> 01:44:59,999
主播在焖饭的时候做饭的时候

2351
01:45:00,000 --> 01:45:01,466
我还想起来那什么

2352
01:45:02,366 --> 01:45:04,833
我还我还我还我还在想着那个什么

2353
01:45:06,000 --> 01:45:09,233
想着要要要给房东带出来结果就忘了

2354
01:45:09,366 --> 01:45:10,999
怎么能这么猪呢

2355
01:45:12,033 --> 01:45:12,866
然后我室友

2356
01:45:12,866 --> 01:45:15,333
之后从剩下那个那个6个捏出来

2357
01:45:15,333 --> 01:45:16,733
单独流出来里面

2358
01:45:16,733 --> 01:45:18,366
给房东带着这个走了

2359
01:45:18,633 --> 01:45:21,066
黑蒜黑蒜都来了

2360
01:45:21,333 --> 01:45:23,266
黑布林打梨子多好吃呀

2361
01:45:31,433 --> 01:45:33,633
我只是想看你的生胖气表情包

2362
01:45:33,633 --> 01:45:34,999
什么是生胖气啊

2363
01:45:38,000 --> 01:45:38,966
爆了

2364
01:45:39,133 --> 01:45:40,333
欢迎多么k啊

2365
01:45:40,766 --> 01:45:42,533
探威后背多大

2366
01:45:42,533 --> 01:45:44,466
小米烟说这啥东西啊

2367
01:45:45,000 --> 01:45:46,766
这是人类的语言吗

2368
01:45:47,200 --> 01:45:48,000
啊

2369
01:45:49,133 --> 01:45:49,933
嗯

2370
01:45:52,800 --> 01:45:54,833
主播的饭团是炖的吗肯

2371
01:45:54,833 --> 01:45:56,033
定是捏的呀

2372
01:45:57,133 --> 01:45:59,933
不难受可以吗好呀

2373
01:46:09,166 --> 01:46:10,999
这不是那个探店呢

2374
01:46:11,433 --> 01:46:13,133
上官只是想看我

2375
01:46:13,133 --> 01:46:14,833
你主播别插嘴

2376
01:46:14,833 --> 01:46:17,233
你们自己开个直播间去玩

2377
01:46:18,866 --> 01:46:21,233
谢谢莹莹的情书非常感谢

2378
01:46:21,233 --> 01:46:23,433
i think i谢谢莹莹的良方情书

2379
01:46:24,633 --> 01:46:27,199
哎我为啥设置了一个时间翻两倍

2380
01:46:27,200 --> 01:46:28,266
是那个啥呀

2381
01:46:29,000 --> 01:46:31,666
为啥设置了两个礼物时间翻两倍呀

2382
01:46:32,733 --> 01:46:33,633
好奇怪呀

2383
01:46:34,266 --> 01:46:37,566
饭团捏捏着吃跟直接吃有差别吗

2384
01:46:37,566 --> 01:46:38,599
当然是没差别

2385
01:46:42,433 --> 01:46:44,066
发现我设置错了

2386
01:46:44,866 --> 01:46:46,833
变成4,000块钱翻两倍了

2387
01:46:46,833 --> 01:46:50,399
啊不对变成1,500块钱翻两倍了

2388
01:46:50,666 --> 01:46:52,266
这也太不合理法了

2389
01:46:53,933 --> 01:46:54,866
这会的歌单

2390
01:46:54,866 --> 01:46:57,533
和我开车打开电台的歌单一样了

2391
01:46:57,633 --> 01:46:58,666
对我也是

2392
01:46:58,666 --> 01:47:00,166
我坐室友的车的时候

2393
01:47:00,166 --> 01:47:01,733
他们一般都是这种

2394
01:47:02,066 --> 01:47:04,166
饭团他会更硬一点

2395
01:47:04,166 --> 01:47:05,766
you can tell me when it's over

2396
01:47:06,633 --> 01:47:08,933
if the high was worth the pain

2397
01:47:09,066 --> 01:47:11,599
got a long list of ex lovers

2398
01:47:11,600 --> 01:47:16,600
they'll tell you i'm insane'cause you know i love the players

2399
01:47:16,600 --> 01:47:18,533
and you love the

2400
01:47:18,566 --> 01:47:19,833
为什么要念呢

2401
01:47:21,600 --> 01:47:24,066
we'll take this way too far

2402
01:47:24,133 --> 01:47:26,133
it'll leave you breathless

2403
01:47:26,133 --> 01:47:31,599
hmm or with the nasty scar got a long list of its lovers

2404
01:47:31,633 --> 01:47:33,999
they'll tell you i'm insane

2405
01:47:34,400 --> 01:47:35,433
我不知道

2406
01:47:35,666 --> 01:47:36,533
为什么

2407
01:47:37,433 --> 01:47:39,566
你早点下我还能再睡会

2408
01:47:39,600 --> 01:47:40,400
为什么呀

2409
01:47:40,400 --> 01:47:42,433
对呀我为什么要捏起来他呀

2410
01:47:42,433 --> 01:47:44,399
我直接当拌饭吃不好吗

2411
01:47:44,400 --> 01:47:45,366
还方便

2412
01:47:46,566 --> 01:47:47,733
我还捏了半天

2413
01:47:47,733 --> 01:47:49,799
捏完了之后还下锅煎了一下

2414
01:47:49,933 --> 01:47:51,933
但是煎了一下跟炒有什么

2415
01:47:51,933 --> 01:47:53,199
有什么差别吗

2416
01:47:53,200 --> 01:47:54,200
哎我想到了

2417
01:47:54,400 --> 01:47:57,533
这个饭团捏起来的话里面可以那什么

2418
01:47:57,666 --> 01:48:00,133
可以可以可以可以包芝士

2419
01:48:00,133 --> 01:48:01,566
嗯可以包芝士

2420
01:48:03,566 --> 01:48:05,399
啊我差点被你骗过去了

2421
01:48:05,600 --> 01:48:07,066
坏坏香草嗯

2422
01:48:11,733 --> 01:48:13,366
海湾之旅是个啥呀

2423
01:48:13,766 --> 01:48:15,033
海底历险记又是啥呀

2424
01:48:15,033 --> 01:48:16,133
哪个是便宜的呀

2425
01:48:16,133 --> 01:48:16,633
家人们

2426
01:48:16,633 --> 01:48:18,833
海湾之旅和海底历险记哪个比较便

2427
01:48:18,833 --> 01:48:19,399
宜呀

2428
01:48:19,400 --> 01:48:20,000
come back

2429
01:48:20,000 --> 01:48:23,000
each time you leave cause darling i'm a nightmare dress

2430
01:48:23,000 --> 01:48:24,066
like a daydream

2431
01:48:24,066 --> 01:48:25,999
so it's gonna be forever

2432
01:48:26,600 --> 01:48:30,933
or it's gonna go down in flames you can tell me when it's over

2433
01:48:31,766 --> 01:48:33,133
剩你下次会唱

2434
01:48:33,133 --> 01:48:35,166
下次吹你不唱我不好吹你

2435
01:48:35,433 --> 01:48:37,066
台湾就是昨天的海吹

2436
01:48:37,066 --> 01:48:37,866
哦

2437
01:48:38,233 --> 01:48:39,833
那就是这样OK

2438
01:48:39,833 --> 01:48:40,633
没问题

2439
01:48:41,233 --> 01:48:42,033
那就这样

2440
01:48:45,133 --> 01:48:46,533
好了OK OK

2441
01:48:52,733 --> 01:48:53,733
啊

2442
01:48:54,366 --> 01:48:57,166
希望在这个宝盒这个礼物下架之前

2443
01:48:57,166 --> 01:48:57,966
我们

2444
01:48:58,233 --> 01:49:00,966
能够见一次那个那种战舰之类的

2445
01:49:01,000 --> 01:49:02,666
还得嫌弃太贵了

2446
01:49:03,133 --> 01:49:03,766
但是但是

2447
01:49:03,766 --> 01:49:05,266
我以前在那个

2448
01:49:05,366 --> 01:49:07,633
特别厉害的直播间看过一次特效

2449
01:49:09,033 --> 01:49:13,766
don't say i didn't say i didn't warn ya

2450
01:49:14,066 --> 01:49:18,933
boys only want love if it's torture

2451
01:49:19,033 --> 01:49:23,799
don't say i didn't say i didn't warn ya

2452
01:49:24,000 --> 01:49:25,133
so what's gonna be

2453
01:49:26,666 --> 01:49:27,399
we're gonna

2454
01:49:27,400 --> 01:49:30,933
go down in flames you can tell me when it's over

2455
01:49:31,033 --> 01:49:33,999
over the high was worth the pain

2456
01:49:34,600 --> 01:49:36,933
明天开始得开始学习了

2457
01:49:36,933 --> 01:49:37,799
不能再

2458
01:49:38,133 --> 01:49:39,833
每天都这样混了

2459
01:49:42,233 --> 01:49:43,533
等我室友两个人

2460
01:49:43,533 --> 01:49:46,066
他们处处看那个帅哥的时候

2461
01:49:46,233 --> 01:49:47,433
我该咋办呢

2462
01:49:47,633 --> 01:49:50,933
way too far it'll leave you breathless

2463
01:49:51,633 --> 01:49:54,133
or with a nasty scar

2464
01:49:54,133 --> 01:49:56,466
got a long list of ex lovers

2465
01:49:56,566 --> 01:49:59,133
还得立显这特效好看呢啊

2466
01:49:59,133 --> 01:50:01,033
我看过我看过

2467
01:50:01,066 --> 01:50:04,333
我搜过那个那个特效的那个东西

2468
01:50:11,333 --> 01:50:13,199
给大家直播吧

2469
01:50:13,833 --> 01:50:16,866
海外是战略舰海底是核潜艇

2470
01:50:16,866 --> 01:50:18,633
那什么是歼20呀

2471
01:50:19,033 --> 01:50:21,599
营业员24小时都在真好

2472
01:50:21,766 --> 01:50:23,199
一直有营业人员

2473
01:50:23,633 --> 01:50:26,266
不孤单你室友到底播不播

2474
01:50:26,266 --> 01:50:28,133
他们是不直播的呀

2475
01:50:29,233 --> 01:50:32,033
它没有boy的话只能只能那个什么

2476
01:50:34,233 --> 01:50:37,666
只能只能让他们那个来我直播间

2477
01:50:38,400 --> 01:50:41,933
其实他们就因为我在播吗

2478
01:50:42,133 --> 01:50:45,633
然后他们就都找我问怎么直播之类的

2479
01:50:45,733 --> 01:50:46,999
欢迎蒙山进

2480
01:50:48,866 --> 01:50:50,866
我说你们可能不够二次元

2481
01:50:54,833 --> 01:50:55,999
我要看两个瘦

2482
01:50:56,000 --> 01:50:57,133
拍在主播肩上

2483
01:50:57,133 --> 01:50:58,933
会压成颈椎病的

2484
01:50:59,133 --> 01:51:01,733
为什么我的弹幕总被弹幕击屏蔽

2485
01:51:01,733 --> 01:51:02,966
你被标记了

2486
01:51:03,033 --> 01:51:03,666
哈哈哈

2487
01:51:03,666 --> 01:51:05,066
你被标记了

2488
01:51:07,000 --> 01:51:09,066
一次是叔叔骗你打IC了

2489
01:51:09,066 --> 01:51:10,599
我就怀疑这个阿瓦龙这个

2490
01:51:10,600 --> 01:51:11,733
这个东西是不是

2491
01:51:11,833 --> 01:51:14,166
叔叔骗IC的一个新手段啊

2492
01:51:14,166 --> 01:51:15,999
说不出来的话就狠狠的

2493
01:51:16,133 --> 01:51:18,999
这个用那什么我就觉得他们不够爱吃

2494
01:51:19,000 --> 01:51:21,000
配两个猫的肩膀上

2495
01:51:21,033 --> 01:51:21,833
可以呀

2496
01:51:22,533 --> 01:51:23,199
欢迎一无言

2497
01:51:23,200 --> 01:51:24,933
能给舍友穿你的皮吗

2498
01:51:25,066 --> 01:51:26,533
我倒是可以教会他们

2499
01:51:26,533 --> 01:51:28,933
但是教会徒弟饿死师傅怎么办啊

2500
01:51:33,533 --> 01:51:35,966
你们看雷子的那个新动态吗

2501
01:51:36,133 --> 01:51:37,766
猫雷的那个新动态

2502
01:51:40,200 --> 01:51:42,533
主播不知道自己什么时候1.7万分啊

2503
01:51:42,533 --> 01:51:43,399
我不知道

2504
01:51:49,200 --> 01:51:50,000
就

2505
01:51:51,600 --> 01:51:52,800
那个那个

2506
01:51:53,366 --> 01:51:55,933
和你和那个什么这么多对了

2507
01:51:56,333 --> 01:51:57,633
打这么多对了

2508
01:52:00,933 --> 01:52:02,166
那个没啥大不了的

2509
01:52:02,166 --> 01:52:03,566
为啥有人会觉得

2510
01:52:08,433 --> 01:52:10,066
大家怎么看待这个事呢

2511
01:52:10,766 --> 01:52:12,366
起晚了论文差点没交上

2512
01:52:12,366 --> 01:52:13,966
你快快交呀快交呀

2513
01:52:14,400 --> 01:52:16,000
雷子自己都不在乎没事的

2514
01:52:16,000 --> 01:52:16,800
没事就好

2515
01:52:17,566 --> 01:52:19,033
今天看过国外的漫展吗

2516
01:52:19,033 --> 01:52:20,233
我还真没去过

2517
01:52:20,600 --> 01:52:21,000
我

2518
01:52:21,000 --> 01:52:23,833
离国外漫展最近的一次就是当年这个

2519
01:52:23,833 --> 01:52:25,433
买了一张这个

2520
01:52:25,433 --> 01:52:27,466
这个出于未来巡回演唱会

2521
01:52:27,466 --> 01:52:30,266
然后忘了是温哥华还是多伦多的票

2522
01:52:30,333 --> 01:52:31,466
也没去上

2523
01:52:33,233 --> 01:52:34,399
我去过两次

2524
01:52:34,400 --> 01:52:36,733
怎么样坏苹果好玩吗

2525
01:52:38,766 --> 01:52:40,966
主播抽抽到半人马

2526
01:52:41,133 --> 01:52:42,233
哈哈哈

2527
01:52:43,133 --> 01:52:43,999
什么事啊

2528
01:52:44,000 --> 01:52:45,666
这我也不太好说

2529
01:52:45,766 --> 01:52:46,066
主播

2530
01:52:46,066 --> 01:52:47,966
你别把人人都当成像你一样的地啊

2531
01:52:47,966 --> 01:52:49,633
我就是问问比我还能比的

2532
01:52:49,633 --> 01:52:51,433
大伙怎么看这个

2533
01:52:51,633 --> 01:52:55,566
it's not that you don't need your civilize

2534
01:52:56,133 --> 01:52:57,566
是漫元素太少了

2535
01:52:57,566 --> 01:52:59,999
他们这边漫展会不会都是一些漫威啊

2536
01:53:00,000 --> 01:53:00,733
这种

2537
01:53:00,733 --> 01:53:03,599
就是美漫那种二次元的小马宝莉

2538
01:53:03,766 --> 01:53:05,733
然后这个夫人控制

2539
01:53:06,166 --> 01:53:07,599
呃我也不知道会什么

2540
01:53:07,600 --> 01:53:09,133
就算一种刻板印象吗

2541
01:53:09,133 --> 01:53:11,233
但是我感觉就比较接近这些啊

2542
01:53:16,166 --> 01:53:19,066
我感觉是这么组再被猫雷子炖烤

2543
01:53:20,066 --> 01:53:21,633
这么组真的太好了

2544
01:53:21,633 --> 01:53:22,599
我哭死了

2545
01:53:23,866 --> 01:53:25,166
你说的那些偏多

2546
01:53:25,166 --> 01:53:26,733
要不就是全球爆火的作品

2547
01:53:26,733 --> 01:53:27,666
怪不得呢

2548
01:53:30,533 --> 01:53:32,866
警惕布瑞克午安午安

2549
01:53:33,200 --> 01:53:34,466
like a couple cigar

2550
01:53:34,666 --> 01:53:37,799
i don't got cheaps and i won't have to come go wrong

2551
01:53:49,166 --> 01:53:51,533
不过感觉日漫的画风

2552
01:53:52,233 --> 01:53:54,966
这边的人真的很适合出cos吗

2553
01:53:54,966 --> 01:53:58,066
还是亚洲人出这种cos要适合一点

2554
01:53:58,066 --> 01:53:59,233
我个人装一下

2555
01:53:59,566 --> 01:54:02,933
当然要是那种就美漫那些的话

2556
01:54:03,200 --> 01:54:05,333
还是他们当地人更有优势

2557
01:54:05,400 --> 01:54:06,800
整地主播干嘛

2558
01:54:07,166 --> 01:54:08,199
主播又不是富人

2559
01:54:08,200 --> 01:54:09,200
主播只是有这个

2560
01:54:09,200 --> 01:54:11,033
毛毛和那什么一个认识的

2561
01:54:11,033 --> 01:54:12,233
可能都没见着

2562
01:54:12,400 --> 01:54:13,400
去吃饭了

2563
01:54:13,400 --> 01:54:15,433
欢迎梦瑶拜拜蒙山君

2564
01:54:17,066 --> 01:54:18,466
得看cos学版

2565
01:54:21,200 --> 01:54:22,600
亚洲人多吗

2566
01:54:35,466 --> 01:54:37,433
他们的人种不太适合cos

2567
01:54:37,433 --> 01:54:38,633
体型太壮了

2568
01:54:38,666 --> 01:54:40,999
但是他们的道具的技术力好强哎

2569
01:54:41,000 --> 01:54:42,133
我喜欢这首歌

2570
01:54:42,166 --> 01:54:43,166
我喜欢这个

2571
01:54:43,833 --> 01:54:45,799
欢迎负债百万的女仆匠

2572
01:54:52,200 --> 01:54:54,533
我是魔法猫猫哦哈哈哈

2573
01:54:54,533 --> 01:54:57,233
我是可以化身有乖气的魔法猫咪

2574
01:54:57,366 --> 01:54:58,166
喵喵

2575
01:55:02,833 --> 01:55:03,866
靠实力救人

2576
01:55:03,866 --> 01:55:06,566
友们赶紧助力一下让哥们高兴高兴

2577
01:55:06,966 --> 01:55:09,666
等一会这首歌不是挺高兴的吗

2578
01:55:11,000 --> 01:55:12,266
主播是电子猫吗

2579
01:55:15,366 --> 01:55:16,733
主播在哪个大学

2580
01:55:16,733 --> 01:55:18,366
请不要这个询问

2581
01:55:18,433 --> 01:55:21,566
呃中之人相关特别具体的信息哦

2582
01:55:21,866 --> 01:55:23,033
感谢你的支持

2583
01:55:25,233 --> 01:55:27,233
有空可以去参加也去试试看

2584
01:55:27,233 --> 01:55:28,233
没有同好呀

2585
01:55:28,233 --> 01:55:30,766
我在这边都没有可以一起去的

2586
01:55:33,466 --> 01:55:34,266
哒哒

2587
01:55:49,166 --> 01:55:51,733
多伦多和温哥华的卖点规模会大一点

2588
01:55:55,000 --> 01:55:58,233
啊哈哈哈哈

2589
01:55:58,666 --> 01:56:05,066
哈哈哈啊哈哈哈哈哈哈

2590
01:56:05,333 --> 01:56:08,533
啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦

2591
01:56:08,866 --> 01:56:11,466
主播哥们现在要炒一盘青菜

2592
01:56:11,533 --> 01:56:13,033
有污技巧其实

2593
01:56:13,366 --> 01:56:15,766
呃青菜的话呢

2594
01:56:15,766 --> 01:56:17,066
注意洗菜的时候

2595
01:56:17,066 --> 01:56:19,233
不要把菜口放在菜板上

2596
01:56:19,333 --> 01:56:21,066
菜叶扔到垃圾桶里

2597
01:56:21,200 --> 01:56:24,233
然后就是别炒太久容易老

2598
01:56:24,600 --> 01:56:28,066
你先下这个葱姜蒜爆香一下

2599
01:56:28,133 --> 01:56:30,466
然后把你要炒的这盘青菜呢

2600
01:56:30,566 --> 01:56:32,666
这个这个这个这个

2601
01:56:32,733 --> 01:56:34,666
呃热锅冷油你知道吧

2602
01:56:34,666 --> 01:56:37,466
大概炒香了之后就把这个菜放进去

2603
01:56:37,466 --> 01:56:38,599
简单的炒一炒

2604
01:56:38,600 --> 01:56:40,666
加点什么生抽啊盐呐

2605
01:56:40,800 --> 01:56:42,433
如果你要炒油麦菜的话

2606
01:56:42,433 --> 01:56:44,266
这些东西可以加点蚝油

2607
01:56:44,266 --> 01:56:46,233
然后就可以了对

2608
01:56:48,933 --> 01:56:50,999
吃饭吧大学睡觉就专业

2609
01:56:57,800 --> 01:57:03,166
哈哈哈哈哈

2610
01:57:03,733 --> 01:57:07,766
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

2611
01:57:08,866 --> 01:57:11,166
哒哒哒哒哒哒哒

2612
01:57:11,433 --> 01:57:13,866
主播嗓子状态比状态好点我不知道

2613
01:57:14,366 --> 01:57:15,466
这个什么先

2614
01:57:15,466 --> 01:57:18,766
锅先不放油的时候把把锅烧热一点

2615
01:57:18,766 --> 01:57:20,133
然后再把油加进去

2616
01:57:20,133 --> 01:57:20,633
对

2617
01:57:20,633 --> 01:57:23,666
这就叫热锅冷油热好锅之后再倒油

2618
01:57:23,833 --> 01:57:27,566
就像你车开走之前你要先先那个呃

2619
01:57:27,733 --> 01:57:28,933
暖一下机

2620
01:57:28,933 --> 01:57:31,266
就是让他自己先空转一会对

2621
01:57:38,033 --> 01:57:40,999
谁要爱外斯退款啊我狠狠的给你一套

2622
01:57:42,166 --> 01:57:43,033
我狠狠的给你

2623
01:57:43,033 --> 01:57:45,266
然后谁让我艾文是最快哼

2624
01:57:53,566 --> 01:57:54,533
对呀我只会哈哈

2625
01:57:54,533 --> 01:57:55,333
嗨呀

2626
01:57:55,433 --> 01:57:58,033
天啊主播空转半个小时嗓子就会好

2627
01:57:58,033 --> 01:57:58,966
而也是这样子

2628
01:57:58,966 --> 01:58:00,066
都是一样的

2629
01:58:15,333 --> 01:58:16,566
不嗨嗨了

2630
01:58:25,400 --> 01:58:28,166
刚才谁说我的那个什么是IP出来的

2631
01:58:28,166 --> 01:58:29,266
二次也是IP出来

2632
01:58:29,266 --> 01:58:32,133
主播以前特别残忍二次元的

2633
01:58:32,333 --> 01:58:34,033
但是后来呢因为

2634
01:58:34,933 --> 01:58:35,599
呃

2635
01:58:35,600 --> 01:58:38,400
我想想是什么时候开始不太看动画的

2636
01:58:40,200 --> 01:58:42,933
b站不能把翻剧缓存之后

2637
01:58:42,966 --> 01:58:45,433
我好像就不太看动画了

2638
01:58:45,533 --> 01:58:47,733
因为我一般以前都是把那个

2639
01:58:47,800 --> 01:58:50,233
翻剧下载了之后然后再看的

2640
01:58:50,233 --> 01:58:52,199
后面他就不让我缓存了

2641
01:58:52,266 --> 01:58:54,666
老说版权受限版权受限

2642
01:58:54,966 --> 01:58:58,033
然后我就慢慢的慢慢的就不看了

2643
01:58:58,766 --> 01:59:01,233
因为我都看好久了其实

2644
01:59:06,800 --> 01:59:09,600
大家都都在看的时候我就不看了

2645
01:59:09,733 --> 01:59:11,166
主播一直都有一种

2646
01:59:11,166 --> 01:59:13,733
希望跟别人不一样的这个想法

2647
01:59:14,266 --> 01:59:15,333
我也不知道为什么

2648
01:59:15,333 --> 01:59:16,633
可能就叫这个

2649
01:59:16,633 --> 01:59:19,533
一种幼稚的特立独行的感觉吧

2650
01:59:26,433 --> 01:59:28,199
明天版权版权给你权

2651
01:59:28,200 --> 01:59:28,966
早就不看了

2652
01:59:28,966 --> 01:59:29,966
本来就是嘛

2653
01:59:30,200 --> 01:59:31,466
他那个不让缓存

2654
01:59:31,466 --> 01:59:34,366
就说什么版权受限版权受限

2655
01:59:52,433 --> 01:59:53,933
想想企划吧

2656
01:59:53,933 --> 01:59:55,733
好久都没有想过企划了

2657
01:59:55,733 --> 01:59:57,533
我缓冲完四晃就不看了

2658
01:59:57,533 --> 01:59:58,999
四晃还能缓冲吗

2659
01:59:59,466 --> 02:00:00,933
到现在也没看完

2660
02:00:01,633 --> 02:00:04,133
那也太长时间之前了吧

2661
02:00:11,433 --> 02:00:13,833
贴个那个什么出来吧

2662
02:00:14,433 --> 02:00:16,199
贴个信箱出来

2663
02:00:17,433 --> 02:00:19,399
上次就说要贴信箱

2664
02:00:31,366 --> 02:00:32,266
收到了一封

2665
02:00:32,600 --> 02:00:36,133
呃特别肯定我的这个信

2666
02:00:36,533 --> 02:00:39,999
我第一次注册这个信箱好像是

2667
02:00:40,866 --> 02:00:41,833
嗯

2668
02:00:42,966 --> 02:00:44,366
哎呀头疼

2669
02:00:45,133 --> 02:00:47,033
为了出道我会做准备

2670
02:00:47,033 --> 02:00:49,399
现在已经119天了

2671
02:00:49,800 --> 02:00:53,266
就到明天就是我正式直播4个月了

2672
02:00:53,366 --> 02:00:55,033
就这么一想的话也

2673
02:00:55,800 --> 02:00:57,566
时间过得真快呀

2674
02:01:19,600 --> 02:01:20,933
生成一下卡片

2675
02:01:20,933 --> 02:01:23,166
然后写一下那个那个什么

2676
02:01:23,566 --> 02:01:25,033
群群公告

2677
02:01:25,933 --> 02:01:27,433
开个纪念会吧

2678
02:01:27,433 --> 02:01:30,666
四个月还开纪念会啊当不当正不正的

2679
02:01:30,666 --> 02:01:32,833
白天我都没开纪念会呢

2680
02:01:34,066 --> 02:01:35,566
转念一瞬间是啊

2681
02:01:35,566 --> 02:01:37,199
已经这么长时间了

2682
02:01:37,266 --> 02:01:40,199
大会员去了四五年看剧从来不在RB

2683
02:01:40,666 --> 02:01:41,433
我也是啊

2684
02:01:41,433 --> 02:01:44,533
我现在都不知道为啥我要去大会员了

2685
02:01:45,233 --> 02:01:46,199
奇怪你

2686
02:01:56,400 --> 02:01:58,766
呃写一下看看文啊

2687
02:01:59,566 --> 02:02:02,366
家人们新一期的

2688
02:02:03,633 --> 02:02:07,566
台词小作文开始征集了

2689
02:02:08,000 --> 02:02:09,566
写啥都行

2690
02:02:13,233 --> 02:02:14,566
尽量都念

2691
02:02:18,433 --> 02:02:20,599
快快快快快

2692
02:02:20,766 --> 02:02:22,533
大脑在牵引

2693
02:02:36,533 --> 02:02:38,866
然后转发一下转到这个

2694
02:02:40,033 --> 02:02:41,833
粉丝群好哎

2695
02:02:42,666 --> 02:02:44,866
非常的草率行吗

2696
02:02:45,966 --> 02:02:46,766
嗯

2697
02:02:47,833 --> 02:02:50,033
记得第一次台词回神中

2698
02:02:50,033 --> 02:02:52,599
神这个东西就都需要

2699
02:02:52,600 --> 02:02:54,200
需要那个什么需要

2700
02:02:54,366 --> 02:02:57,133
呃更多新人才能想出来更多的想法

2701
02:02:57,233 --> 02:02:58,933
谢谢你国浪二33

2702
02:02:58,933 --> 02:03:00,999
谢谢你的关注谢谢支持阿力阿斗

2703
02:03:01,000 --> 02:03:01,833
谢谢picara

2704
02:03:02,066 --> 02:03:03,033
谁敷衍你了

2705
02:03:03,033 --> 02:03:04,599
我可没有敷衍你的

2706
02:03:04,733 --> 02:03:05,533
嗯

2707
02:03:06,033 --> 02:03:06,633
可爱定了

2708
02:03:06,633 --> 02:03:07,666
真的可爱吗

2709
02:03:08,033 --> 02:03:09,133
真的可爱吗

2710
02:03:09,200 --> 02:03:12,000
我现在好像想听大家说一句可爱

2711
02:03:12,000 --> 02:03:14,066
只有这个初见我的人才能

2712
02:03:14,133 --> 02:03:15,399
听到这句话了

2713
02:03:16,366 --> 02:03:18,433
基本上就不是初见我的人

2714
02:03:18,433 --> 02:03:20,133
再也不会夸我可爱了

2715
02:03:20,133 --> 02:03:22,133
都会骂我是傻逼

2716
02:03:33,233 --> 02:03:36,633
可爱你你放屁我天天说你可爱

2717
02:03:36,633 --> 02:03:37,833
嗨也是可爱

2718
02:03:37,833 --> 02:03:39,466
嘿嘿嘿

2719
02:03:40,200 --> 02:03:42,600
算数算数好好

2720
02:03:44,400 --> 02:03:45,600
我知道了

2721
02:03:50,833 --> 02:03:52,433
可爱可爱赶紧闭嘴

2722
02:03:52,433 --> 02:03:53,533
每次我跟

2723
02:03:53,733 --> 02:03:55,599
情缘暗恋你的时候都说

2724
02:03:55,600 --> 02:03:57,466
上次跟你说的那只可爱猫猫

2725
02:03:57,466 --> 02:03:59,799
你老跟你情缘聊一个女生

2726
02:04:02,400 --> 02:04:04,966
你你是不是上不去下不来看这里了

2727
02:04:04,966 --> 02:04:07,399
你咋老跟你前面聊一个女生呢

2728
02:04:07,733 --> 02:04:08,533
嗯

2729
02:04:11,333 --> 02:04:11,766
耶耶

2730
02:04:11,766 --> 02:04:13,833
打哈欠的时候像小猫有没有可能

2731
02:04:13,833 --> 02:04:14,533
不是像啊

2732
02:04:14,533 --> 02:04:15,866
我就是个小猫呀

2733
02:04:17,133 --> 02:04:18,066
因为我是小猫

2734
02:04:18,066 --> 02:04:18,733
所以打哈欠

2735
02:04:18,733 --> 02:04:20,799
像小猫不是很正常的事情吗

2736
02:04:21,433 --> 02:04:22,266
这一刻

2737
02:04:22,266 --> 02:04:24,633
我放手自由

2738
02:04:24,633 --> 02:04:27,799
原来爱是祝福所有不同

2739
02:04:28,133 --> 02:04:29,833
欢迎不要抢头

2740
02:04:30,400 --> 02:04:31,600
因为说的情缘

2741
02:04:31,600 --> 02:04:33,933
就只是共同爱好的网友而已

2742
02:04:34,200 --> 02:04:35,000
对了

2743
02:04:35,666 --> 02:04:38,999
也挺好的呀因为这个朋友之间

2744
02:04:39,033 --> 02:04:40,599
是不容易走散的

2745
02:04:40,600 --> 02:04:42,666
但是如果你们你们成了

2746
02:04:42,800 --> 02:04:44,766
这个恋人啊或者什么样的

2747
02:04:44,766 --> 02:04:45,966
很容易就会有

2748
02:04:46,066 --> 02:04:48,966
各种摩擦然后就容易失去彼此

2749
02:04:49,066 --> 02:04:50,133
你们知道吧

2750
02:04:50,366 --> 02:04:54,333
但是如果是朋友的话就会就会很舒服

2751
02:05:00,233 --> 02:05:02,599
哥们天天和对象安利燕子

2752
02:05:02,600 --> 02:05:04,433
他看我的眼神有点怪

2753
02:05:04,433 --> 02:05:05,333
没事业

2754
02:05:06,533 --> 02:05:10,466
就直接说呃我给你找了个女儿哈哈

2755
02:05:10,833 --> 02:05:13,399
送了哥们一个毛茸茸的小猫

2756
02:05:13,400 --> 02:05:16,200
真的吗真的吗活的吗

2757
02:05:16,666 --> 02:05:17,466
哎

2758
02:05:18,233 --> 02:05:19,933
嘿嘿嘿

2759
02:05:21,666 --> 02:05:24,866
能不能送给我呀我也想要小猫

2760
02:05:25,400 --> 02:05:27,533
说不定情缘是个男生女号

2761
02:05:27,533 --> 02:05:30,166
不会吧坏苹果和他情缘都好久了

2762
02:05:30,366 --> 02:05:32,233
男生女号他会不知道吗

2763
02:05:33,433 --> 02:05:35,533
逆天多好耶

2764
02:05:38,000 --> 02:05:39,866
因为我是学习魔法的

2765
02:05:39,866 --> 02:05:42,566
然后现在这个暂时不归

2766
02:05:42,566 --> 02:05:43,466
这个这个

2767
02:05:45,233 --> 02:05:46,466
为什么关啊

2768
02:05:47,800 --> 02:05:48,566
主播

2769
02:05:48,566 --> 02:05:52,033
觉得女生能接受多久不和对象联系呢

2770
02:05:52,333 --> 02:05:53,466
多久

2771
02:06:01,800 --> 02:06:03,600
除了睡觉和

2772
02:06:03,800 --> 02:06:05,666
上课一定有事情

2773
02:06:05,666 --> 02:06:07,933
不能碰手机或者考试这些对吧

2774
02:06:09,033 --> 02:06:10,799
4个小时到6个小时吧

2775
02:06:12,833 --> 02:06:15,733
欢迎皮皮讲我知道他长啥样也开过麦

2776
02:06:15,733 --> 02:06:17,433
他也知道我长啥样啊

2777
02:06:17,433 --> 02:06:19,066
我就男生女号咋了

2778
02:06:19,066 --> 02:06:20,666
我号还比女生还好看

2779
02:06:20,666 --> 02:06:22,233
你怎么这么自豪耶

2780
02:06:22,633 --> 02:06:23,933
就我推算了一下

2781
02:06:23,933 --> 02:06:25,566
我觉得就是4到6个小时

2782
02:06:25,566 --> 02:06:27,599
大概就是一个上午或者一个下午吧

2783
02:06:27,733 --> 02:06:28,766
如果你们的

2784
02:06:28,766 --> 02:06:31,233
对象失踪了一上午或者一下午

2785
02:06:31,233 --> 02:06:32,466
然后他不说话了

2786
02:06:32,466 --> 02:06:34,166
你们会不会觉得奇怪呀

2787
02:06:37,400 --> 02:06:40,166
因为大家现在都是离不开手机了

2788
02:06:40,166 --> 02:06:40,966
你说你

2789
02:06:41,133 --> 02:06:43,966
这个一上午一下午都有事情谁相信啊

2790
02:06:44,966 --> 02:06:45,999
比女生好看

2791
02:06:46,000 --> 02:06:48,533
看看你的我准备抽卡了先不看你

2792
02:06:48,600 --> 02:06:49,133
哎

2793
02:06:49,133 --> 02:06:50,199
不行一定要看

2794
02:06:50,200 --> 02:06:52,733
我不会因为没有对象都有自己都有

2795
02:06:52,733 --> 02:06:53,599
狮王啊

2796
02:06:53,666 --> 02:06:56,133
那你们在在忙之前不会说一句啊

2797
02:06:56,133 --> 02:06:57,999
我要去做什么什么事情了

2798
02:06:58,000 --> 02:06:59,566
然后那个就很

2799
02:06:59,566 --> 02:07:01,833
长时间看不了手机之类的

2800
02:07:02,866 --> 02:07:04,066
那学航海的咋办

2801
02:07:04,066 --> 02:07:07,233
那坏了学航海的对象挺辛苦的

2802
02:07:08,966 --> 02:07:10,533
那确实挺辛苦的

2803
02:07:10,533 --> 02:07:12,766
要看你们在什么时期吧

2804
02:07:12,766 --> 02:07:15,366
你们要是都结婚10年了估计三天

2805
02:07:15,366 --> 02:07:17,199
不不不联系也没人找

2806
02:07:17,200 --> 02:07:18,000
好吧

2807
02:07:18,566 --> 02:07:20,866
海上没信号就不属于那种

2808
02:07:20,866 --> 02:07:22,466
你客观上可以联系

2809
02:07:22,466 --> 02:07:24,666
但却不能联系的那种吗

2810
02:07:26,433 --> 02:07:27,799
海上没信号的话

2811
02:07:27,800 --> 02:07:30,233
就互相珍惜一下有信号的时间

2812
02:07:30,233 --> 02:07:31,733
多多交流就好了

2813
02:07:31,733 --> 02:07:33,433
我要去看女主播了

2814
02:07:33,433 --> 02:07:36,199
很长时间看不了手机

2815
02:07:38,333 --> 02:07:40,266
你找死萧然无声

2816
02:07:40,433 --> 02:07:43,133
对啊次数多了肯定会不高兴的

2817
02:07:43,433 --> 02:07:45,333
哥们要去陪女朋友逛街了

2818
02:07:45,333 --> 02:07:46,866
带上我的祝福滚

2819
02:07:46,866 --> 02:07:49,133
哈哈哈带上我的祝福啊

2820
02:07:49,266 --> 02:07:50,466
好好的逛啊

2821
02:07:51,033 --> 02:07:53,166
太黏了为什么会被嫌弃啊

2822
02:07:53,166 --> 02:07:57,666
林迪你你你你你是男生还是女生来着

2823
02:07:57,666 --> 02:07:58,399
不是林迪

2824
02:07:58,400 --> 02:07:59,800
我记得是男生呀

2825
02:08:00,733 --> 02:08:02,833
开着眉笔直播间抽卡主播

2826
02:08:02,833 --> 02:08:06,033
也是有过十连这个双簧然后100抽

2827
02:08:06,033 --> 02:08:07,799
抽了四个金的时候啊

2828
02:08:09,000 --> 02:08:10,966
对啊你太忙了回不了消息

2829
02:08:10,966 --> 02:08:13,599
你就跟他说我现在要多忙大概要多久

2830
02:08:13,600 --> 02:08:14,666
我去干嘛了

2831
02:08:14,933 --> 02:08:17,433
对面应该也不是胡搅蛮缠的人吧

2832
02:08:17,600 --> 02:08:19,233
这个尾巴太可爱了

2833
02:08:20,866 --> 02:08:21,866
嘿嘿

2834
02:08:23,433 --> 02:08:24,633
呀哈哈哈

2835
02:08:24,633 --> 02:08:26,666
可爱吧我也觉得

2836
02:08:31,766 --> 02:08:33,766
我又开始听这个反方向的创

2837
02:08:34,033 --> 02:08:35,233
创创者忙起来

2838
02:08:35,233 --> 02:08:37,833
我在他公司楼下都让我吹冷风

2839
02:08:37,833 --> 02:08:38,766
那就没办法

2840
02:08:38,766 --> 02:08:40,733
就是客观上没办法了呀

2841
02:08:45,600 --> 02:08:47,400
客观上他太忙了

2842
02:08:48,166 --> 02:08:51,366
又不是他主观上没啥事又不想理你

2843
02:08:52,133 --> 02:08:53,666
不会懒得说你

2844
02:08:53,666 --> 02:08:54,633
你不要这样

2845
02:08:54,633 --> 02:08:55,433
你

2846
02:08:55,933 --> 02:08:58,666
糟糕了你们你们要互相交流一下子

2847
02:08:58,666 --> 02:08:59,799
这个要交流一下

2848
02:08:59,800 --> 02:09:01,633
欢迎饼干吃完饭回来了

2849
02:09:01,633 --> 02:09:02,433
你吃的什么呀

2850
02:09:02,433 --> 02:09:04,199
饼干瞅着吧

2851
02:09:04,200 --> 02:09:07,366
哈哈哈哈

2852
02:09:08,133 --> 02:09:08,933
哈

2853
02:09:12,466 --> 02:09:13,266
哈

2854
02:09:15,366 --> 02:09:16,266
哈哈

2855
02:09:18,066 --> 02:09:18,866
哈

2856
02:09:19,600 --> 02:09:20,966
吃什么呀哈哈

2857
02:09:21,733 --> 02:09:21,999
哈

2858
02:09:22,000 --> 02:09:23,800
怎么有人炒菜呢

2859
02:09:24,533 --> 02:09:25,199
你不会炒

2860
02:09:25,200 --> 02:09:26,633
成一块炭了

2861
02:09:33,033 --> 02:09:33,799
哎呀

2862
02:09:33,800 --> 02:09:35,000
我不好说了

2863
02:09:36,733 --> 02:09:37,866
喂鬼呀

2864
02:09:40,333 --> 02:09:41,366
可以看看

2865
02:09:45,533 --> 02:09:46,566
让我看看啊

2866
02:09:46,566 --> 02:09:48,533
炒什么菜会炒成粑粑

2867
02:09:48,666 --> 02:09:49,933
我不知道

2868
02:09:51,066 --> 02:09:54,133
圣光你做饭也就一个真金白银水平

2869
02:09:54,133 --> 02:09:55,133
别别别

2870
02:09:55,266 --> 02:09:58,133
别别拉低了真金白银的含金量啊

2871
02:10:01,233 --> 02:10:02,666
怎么是这首歌呀

2872
02:10:05,066 --> 02:10:06,466
怎么还听这个呀

2873
02:10:06,633 --> 02:10:08,999
我在等圣光的图呢我好急

2874
02:10:09,000 --> 02:10:10,066
圣光图呢

2875
02:10:10,866 --> 02:10:13,533
炒成粑粑剩下的水平

2876
02:10:13,933 --> 02:10:15,433
你你是火开太大了

2877
02:10:15,433 --> 02:10:17,733
还是炒的时间太长了呀

2878
02:10:18,400 --> 02:10:20,466
看着你的粑粑偷懒

2879
02:10:23,433 --> 02:10:24,866
这是你点的呀

2880
02:10:25,433 --> 02:10:26,833
这是你点的

2881
02:10:27,666 --> 02:10:29,266
怎么是这首歌啊

2882
02:10:42,533 --> 02:10:44,466
是布莱尼的啊

2883
02:10:44,466 --> 02:10:46,999
那首呀但是没有哎

2884
02:10:52,566 --> 02:10:55,033
不然你但是没有哎

2885
02:10:55,200 --> 02:10:57,200
网易云一次又改了

2886
02:11:01,633 --> 02:11:02,833
how about a minute

2887
02:11:05,800 --> 02:11:06,800
爸哎

2888
02:11:06,800 --> 02:11:07,933
什么天下最最

2889
02:11:07,933 --> 02:11:08,833
我们的爱

2890
02:11:08,833 --> 02:11:12,833
美好时光海苔什么带给全家一样健康

2891
02:11:13,466 --> 02:11:14,266
呃

2892
02:11:14,766 --> 02:11:16,033
危险嗯呐

2893
02:11:17,733 --> 02:11:20,433
谁把我的二重唱是为了捡出来的

2894
02:11:20,433 --> 02:11:21,799
你们都是变态是吧

2895
02:11:21,800 --> 02:11:22,800
就好这口

2896
02:11:39,766 --> 02:11:42,833
哒哒哒哒哒哒哒

2897
02:11:49,566 --> 02:11:53,233
我剪的太变态了太过分了

2898
02:11:53,433 --> 02:11:56,033
这种切片道德在哪里

2899
02:11:56,033 --> 02:11:57,333
底线在哪里

2900
02:11:57,333 --> 02:11:59,266
下载连接又在哪里

2901
02:11:59,666 --> 02:12:02,033
这些音乐只带那些开挂动画剪辑

2902
02:12:02,033 --> 02:12:04,333
就一听就特别像那种

2903
02:12:04,833 --> 02:12:05,633
呃

2904
02:12:05,733 --> 02:12:07,599
游戏混剪啊之类的

2905
02:12:07,600 --> 02:12:08,566
中午好

2906
02:12:09,533 --> 02:12:11,166
特别像那种游戏混沌

2907
02:12:11,166 --> 02:12:13,733
然后再加上那些其他的什么动漫

2908
02:12:17,400 --> 02:12:19,266
这歌不太适合我的画风

2909
02:12:19,433 --> 02:12:22,166
换一个可爱一点的有没有可爱一点的

2910
02:12:25,066 --> 02:12:26,199
好可以

2911
02:12:26,566 --> 02:12:28,399
这个帝国少女没问题

2912
02:12:29,433 --> 02:12:32,033
虽然我也被人说过很吵

2913
02:12:34,366 --> 02:12:35,599
欢迎东方正

2914
02:12:48,833 --> 02:12:53,633
da da da da da da

2915
02:13:01,000 --> 02:13:04,133
欢迎航宇那些不够我大哥

2916
02:13:04,366 --> 02:13:05,133
什么什么

2917
02:13:05,133 --> 02:13:06,766
燕子我下课你还在呀

2918
02:13:06,766 --> 02:13:09,033
我还有4分钟就要下班了

2919
02:13:09,033 --> 02:13:10,999
哎为什么今天直播间这么短

2920
02:13:13,466 --> 02:13:14,266
嗯

2921
02:13:15,600 --> 02:13:17,433
今天播了多久呀

2922
02:13:18,333 --> 02:13:20,866
哎我为什么要4分钟就下班了

2923
02:13:20,866 --> 02:13:22,366
欢迎开门迎老鼠

2924
02:13:22,366 --> 02:13:23,399
为什么呀

2925
02:13:24,466 --> 02:13:26,666
啊原来已经两个小时了

2926
02:13:27,366 --> 02:13:29,666
哎对啊还有4分钟就下班了

2927
02:13:29,666 --> 02:13:31,066
因为在加班机里面啊

2928
02:13:31,066 --> 02:13:32,399
4分钟就下班了

2929
02:13:32,433 --> 02:13:34,966
为什么你只有舰长能加时间呀

2930
02:13:35,733 --> 02:13:36,533
呃

2931
02:13:37,233 --> 02:13:39,666
还有别的东西加吗

2932
02:13:47,000 --> 02:13:50,533
燕子他昨天晚上吃的韭菜盒子都来了

2933
02:13:50,566 --> 02:13:52,166
你这总时间不加了

2934
02:13:52,166 --> 02:13:52,966
也加着

2935
02:13:53,200 --> 02:13:56,266
今天还有一个爹呢啊别走好吗

2936
02:13:56,266 --> 02:13:59,233
主要是一天都播四五六个小时了

2937
02:13:59,833 --> 02:14:01,833
总时间只是没往下扣而已

2938
02:14:01,833 --> 02:14:04,566
每天的那个总时间都是往下加了的

2939
02:14:04,666 --> 02:14:06,033
但是没往下扣

2940
02:14:07,366 --> 02:14:09,233
小花花能加1分钟吗

2941
02:14:09,233 --> 02:14:11,733
那一个喵娘就要减55分钟啊

2942
02:14:12,633 --> 02:14:14,766
你们不会想玩礼物加班机

2943
02:14:15,233 --> 02:14:16,399
呃那个啥吧

2944
02:14:16,400 --> 02:14:18,600
资本家的工人都是007

2945
02:14:18,833 --> 02:14:20,533
你好像千里之星啊

2946
02:14:20,533 --> 02:14:23,933
我跟他说嗯上次他来说你不够努力

2947
02:14:23,933 --> 02:14:25,399
我说我怎么不努力了

2948
02:14:25,400 --> 02:14:27,800
我一周播45个小时呢

2949
02:14:27,800 --> 02:14:31,333
他说一周有这这这不才两天多一点吗

2950
02:14:31,333 --> 02:14:32,399
还不到两天呢

2951
02:14:32,400 --> 02:14:34,000
你剩下5天都在干嘛

2952
02:14:34,466 --> 02:14:35,633
你不够努力

2953
02:14:36,333 --> 02:14:37,566
今天有个辛迪

2954
02:14:37,766 --> 02:14:39,733
但是有人给我减班呀

2955
02:14:41,933 --> 02:14:43,833
那就再再加一会吧

2956
02:14:43,833 --> 02:14:46,733
一周45小时很长啊

2957
02:14:46,733 --> 02:14:48,366
45小时还不长呀

2958
02:14:48,366 --> 02:14:49,566
你在做义工吧

2959
02:14:49,566 --> 02:14:50,733
你不够努力

2960
02:14:52,233 --> 02:14:55,599
我加班每周70个小时啊斌哥

2961
02:14:55,600 --> 02:14:58,366
真的吗你也太辛苦了吧你

2962
02:14:59,266 --> 02:15:02,533
你加班都70小时真的吗

2963
02:15:06,033 --> 02:15:06,833
啊

2964
02:15:14,233 --> 02:15:16,033
这也太那个了吧

2965
02:15:16,033 --> 02:15:16,833
欢迎机械

2966
02:15:16,833 --> 02:15:19,333
真啊这个也太那个了吧

2967
02:15:25,833 --> 02:15:26,866
谁给你剪了

2968
02:15:26,866 --> 02:15:28,366
没事的说出来吧

2969
02:15:28,366 --> 02:15:31,166
怎么了你怎么说完一句就走了

2970
02:15:31,166 --> 02:15:32,933
坏苹果互联网企业是这

2971
02:15:32,933 --> 02:15:34,466
样互联网太累了

2972
02:15:35,666 --> 02:15:38,333
主要现在我这边都11点钟了耶

2973
02:15:44,033 --> 02:15:45,533
这不是还挺好的吗

2974
02:15:45,533 --> 02:15:48,133
胜过你怎么能说自己炒的不好呢

2975
02:15:48,233 --> 02:15:50,999
那青菜本身就长这样你怎么能说

2976
02:15:51,066 --> 02:15:52,666
你是不是加淀粉了呀

2977
02:15:53,466 --> 02:15:55,966
你这个色泽是加了淀粉还是

2978
02:15:56,000 --> 02:15:57,000
油放多了呀

2979
02:15:57,000 --> 02:16:01,600
怎么感觉反光有一点异于常人的亮呢

2980
02:16:02,433 --> 02:16:05,066
圣光圣光哎圣女

2981
02:16:05,400 --> 02:16:07,666
你你你这里不会放淀粉了吧

2982
02:16:07,666 --> 02:16:09,399
你还是放油放多了呀

2983
02:16:09,666 --> 02:16:11,599
每月70小时

2984
02:16:12,366 --> 02:16:13,166
哈哈

2985
02:16:13,233 --> 02:16:15,033
你怎么能说我呢

2986
02:16:16,133 --> 02:16:17,933
那难道不是说这个

2987
02:16:17,933 --> 02:16:20,199
为了加班就就可以骗骗大家

2988
02:16:20,200 --> 02:16:21,233
给我上个见长

2989
02:16:21,233 --> 02:16:23,333
我还能凑个140件吗

2990
02:16:25,633 --> 02:16:27,066
你猜猜我想说什么

2991
02:16:27,066 --> 02:16:29,066
但不敢说了我怕被人打

2992
02:16:29,066 --> 02:16:30,733
哈哈哈我懂了

2993
02:16:30,733 --> 02:16:32,066
他家的冰

2994
02:16:34,266 --> 02:16:36,666
哎这是这是加了淀粉还是加了油

2995
02:16:36,666 --> 02:16:38,266
燕宝膨胀了没有

2996
02:16:38,266 --> 02:16:39,933
膨胀了开玩笑的

2997
02:16:40,400 --> 02:16:43,166
一天播六七个小时还膨胀呢

2998
02:16:43,266 --> 02:16:44,733
哪有这么救人

2999
02:16:45,466 --> 02:16:48,566
我妹妹跟我说你长得好漂亮啊

3000
02:16:48,666 --> 02:16:50,066
我还有女粉啊

3001
02:16:50,400 --> 02:16:52,600
他怎么知道我长得好漂亮

3002
02:16:52,600 --> 02:16:53,533
哈哈哈

3003
02:16:53,533 --> 02:16:56,599
哎这下我是子贡像动画里面的角色了

3004
02:16:56,600 --> 02:16:57,400
嘿

3005
02:16:57,833 --> 02:16:59,933
欢迎墨宝的叉子我的上班时常

3006
02:16:59,933 --> 02:17:01,799
说出来我可能会被人踹出去

3007
02:17:01,966 --> 02:17:04,833
你一天到晚一天上半个小时的班

3008
02:17:05,266 --> 02:17:07,533
我要狠狠的把你叉出去

3009
02:17:30,600 --> 02:17:32,833
小喵喵叫

3010
02:17:33,933 --> 02:17:35,066
上来听到

3011
02:17:35,066 --> 02:17:37,166
好久没有喵喵叫了

3012
02:17:38,066 --> 02:17:39,066
厌犯了

3013
02:17:41,166 --> 02:17:41,966
喵

3014
02:17:43,233 --> 02:17:44,533
想要小猫

3015
02:17:44,533 --> 02:17:47,366
好久没有见过火的小猫了

3016
02:17:48,133 --> 02:17:48,933
嗯

3017
02:17:49,400 --> 02:17:51,800
小猫猫猫的尾巴

3018
02:17:53,200 --> 02:17:54,266
少儿频道

3019
02:17:54,266 --> 02:17:57,933
是啊我一直都是很少儿频道的人呢

3020
02:18:01,000 --> 02:18:02,566
声音好小呀啊

3021
02:18:04,166 --> 02:18:06,466
谢谢蓝翔的舰长

3022
02:18:06,466 --> 02:18:08,266
非常非常感谢大家听个够

3023
02:18:09,766 --> 02:18:13,933
卧槽福大厦之际倒挽狂澜之江清

3024
02:18:14,200 --> 02:18:15,600
谢谢蓝翔

3025
02:18:16,800 --> 02:18:18,766
这店长欢迎新店登船

3026
02:18:18,766 --> 02:18:20,066
爸爸感谢阿力哥走

3027
02:18:20,733 --> 02:18:23,366
谢谢谢谢爹的店长

3028
02:18:23,366 --> 02:18:25,399
主播要狠狠的加班了阿力哥

3029
02:18:25,400 --> 02:18:26,366
走阿力哥走

3030
02:18:26,766 --> 02:18:28,333
加班喽嗨皮

3031
02:18:28,333 --> 02:18:29,399
哈哈

3032
02:18:29,466 --> 02:18:31,533
你加班开心我加班也开心

3033
02:18:31,533 --> 02:18:32,399
我们还剩

3034
02:18:33,000 --> 02:18:34,533
重新生效一下

3035
02:18:39,866 --> 02:18:40,666
oh

3036
02:18:43,833 --> 02:18:46,033
oh oh

3037
02:18:48,633 --> 02:18:50,133
怎么就剩9分钟了呀

3038
02:18:50,133 --> 02:18:51,733
我再狠狠的改这个东西

3039
02:18:51,733 --> 02:18:53,599
我看一下能不能

3040
02:18:53,833 --> 02:18:57,366
呃把它调好一点在不关的情况下

3041
02:19:07,066 --> 02:19:10,433
不是短视频歌单这是主播的那个什么

3042
02:19:11,033 --> 02:19:12,333
这是个啥呀

3043
02:19:13,600 --> 02:19:17,400
啊这是这是那个主播的私人FM推荐

3044
02:19:17,400 --> 02:19:19,466
感受米燕的压迫感哎

3045
02:19:19,466 --> 02:19:22,266
这个一般都是不是都配一些那个踩点

3046
02:19:22,266 --> 02:19:23,433
剪辑变装

3047
02:19:23,433 --> 02:19:26,166
然后这个这个这个呃黑丝

3048
02:19:26,166 --> 02:19:28,366
然后这个胸啊什么什么的

3049
02:19:28,600 --> 02:19:29,833
又换成什么了

3050
02:19:30,433 --> 02:19:31,666
变身话筒

3051
02:19:32,766 --> 02:19:34,399
什么礼物时间乘2了

3052
02:19:34,400 --> 02:19:37,266
那个叫海湾历险记

3053
02:19:38,800 --> 02:19:39,766
因为我跟他们说

3054
02:19:39,766 --> 02:19:42,733
我说开战舰当场时间翻五倍

3055
02:19:42,833 --> 02:19:44,666
然后他们说可是66个箱子

3056
02:19:44,666 --> 02:19:45,933
一个一个的送

3057
02:19:45,933 --> 02:19:48,999
万一给你开了5个66个箱子

3058
02:19:49,000 --> 02:19:50,766
然后开出来了之后呢

3059
02:19:51,233 --> 02:19:55,633
那这样的话就是乘2*2*2*2*2再乘5

3060
02:19:56,200 --> 02:19:58,966
why don't you go go

3061
02:20:04,766 --> 02:20:05,333
go

3062
02:20:05,333 --> 02:20:08,533
就变成了当场80倍这是绝对加不完的

3063
02:20:08,833 --> 02:20:11,399
于是我发现这个bug非常的致命啊

3064
02:20:11,400 --> 02:20:13,266
然后我就紧急的把这个成二

3065
02:20:13,266 --> 02:20:15,066
的礼物给修改了

3066
02:20:15,800 --> 02:20:17,666
现在谁成二居然这么贵着吗

3067
02:20:17,666 --> 02:20:19,399
其实是我当时那个

3068
02:20:19,466 --> 02:20:22,133
我本来想调一个那个那个为你加冕

3069
02:20:22,133 --> 02:20:23,199
然后成二的

3070
02:20:24,433 --> 02:20:25,666
你家里面两个窗外

3071
02:20:25,666 --> 02:20:28,199
但是因为当时在调那个那个那个什么

3072
02:20:28,200 --> 02:20:29,266
再调回来吧

3073
02:20:32,966 --> 02:20:34,133
因为实在找不到

3074
02:20:34,133 --> 02:20:35,999
直接能卡到660的东西啊

3075
02:20:36,000 --> 02:20:38,766
除了那个饱和之外好像都是这样的

3076
02:20:39,566 --> 02:20:41,666
燕宝醒了还是熬到现在

3077
02:20:41,666 --> 02:20:42,733
我是睡醒了

3078
02:20:45,266 --> 02:20:46,633
下课了嗨皮

3079
02:20:46,633 --> 02:20:47,933
你们中午吃什么

3080
02:20:48,433 --> 02:20:49,733
我也想吃饭饭

3081
02:20:49,733 --> 02:20:52,333
这怎么变成一个小时49分钟了

3082
02:20:52,800 --> 02:20:54,133
让人感到

3083
02:20:54,533 --> 02:20:56,233
but you're so cool

3084
02:20:56,266 --> 02:21:03,833
come on you're a mini boy

3085
02:21:03,866 --> 02:21:06,999
机子一一一刷新是不是他就会出问题

3086
02:21:07,000 --> 02:21:07,800
啊

3087
02:21:11,433 --> 02:21:12,233
啊

3088
02:21:13,333 --> 02:21:14,433
啊好了

3089
02:21:16,033 --> 02:21:20,233
看不到 666卡880万20个低言低语不就660啊

3090
02:21:20,233 --> 02:21:21,799
对了对了

3091
02:21:23,366 --> 02:21:27,833
好变还有不行脆皮鸡和肉末茄子

3092
02:21:27,833 --> 02:21:28,633
我跟你们说

3093
02:21:28,633 --> 02:21:29,933
我觉得烤肉拌饭

3094
02:21:29,933 --> 02:21:31,833
加点沙拉酱和蜜汁之后

3095
02:21:32,166 --> 02:21:33,433
茄子粉丝

3096
02:21:33,433 --> 02:21:36,233
然后那种酸甜的干豆腐丝加玉米粒

3097
02:21:36,266 --> 02:21:38,466
是最最好吃的我饿了

3098
02:21:39,566 --> 02:21:40,999
我饿了

3099
02:21:42,333 --> 02:21:44,033
对啊可以30个花束

3100
02:21:48,533 --> 02:21:50,166
烤肉拌饭吃多了容易胖

3101
02:21:50,166 --> 02:21:52,433
我在这边吃烤肉拌饭只能自己做

3102
02:21:52,433 --> 02:21:53,733
因为没有人做

3103
02:21:54,166 --> 02:21:56,733
100个干杯啊对可以100个干杯

3104
02:21:58,200 --> 02:21:59,033
忘了忘了

3105
02:22:01,266 --> 02:22:02,399
你不饿干杯

3106
02:22:03,466 --> 02:22:05,799
狠狠的进行一个生肖啊我开了

3107
02:22:06,000 --> 02:22:07,400
应该是我开了吧

3108
02:22:07,533 --> 02:22:10,966
有一万种方法我好想吃烤肉拌饭

3109
02:22:11,033 --> 02:22:12,733
但是他真的很胖人

3110
02:22:12,733 --> 02:22:13,766
欢迎香草

3111
02:22:27,800 --> 02:22:30,633
谢谢露露卷的关注非常感谢

3112
02:22:30,833 --> 02:22:32,999
all them wake up soon like a dog

3113
02:22:35,200 --> 02:22:39,033
我现在手机还是没有费

3114
02:22:39,466 --> 02:22:42,733
然后这个猫妈妈还是没管我

3115
02:22:43,366 --> 02:22:45,966
他是不是在搪塞我呀

3116
02:22:45,966 --> 02:22:49,733
他是不是已经忘了有我这个孩子了

3117
02:22:49,833 --> 02:22:53,133
我还在这可怜巴巴等着交话费

3118
02:22:54,333 --> 02:22:55,933
他不知道我在干什么

3119
02:22:55,933 --> 02:22:59,033
这都两个小时了一直在放养我

3120
02:22:59,600 --> 02:23:00,933
我缺失的话费

3121
02:23:00,933 --> 02:23:02,566
这块钱给我补啊

3122
02:23:08,166 --> 02:23:12,199
有没有种可能他忘了他还有个孩子

3123
02:23:16,200 --> 02:23:18,466
我往他的支付宝里打钱了

3124
02:23:18,466 --> 02:23:21,666
然后我用他的亲情号画画

3125
02:23:21,733 --> 02:23:23,599
给自己交了个话费

3126
02:23:23,733 --> 02:23:25,366
我怎么这么惨啊

3127
02:23:25,833 --> 02:23:28,166
你把二维码往屏幕上一贴

3128
02:23:28,166 --> 02:23:30,199
这个叫什么贫贱不能移

3129
02:23:30,233 --> 02:23:31,966
这个威武不能屈

3130
02:23:31,966 --> 02:23:35,433
哎主要是我我其实不是那什么

3131
02:23:35,433 --> 02:23:38,666
我这不是没有钱我只是没有人民币了

3132
02:23:38,666 --> 02:23:42,199
中午好对啊就往屏幕上贴二维码

3133
02:23:42,200 --> 02:23:44,400
早些年你们忘了有有一个主播

3134
02:23:44,400 --> 02:23:45,666
他是大主播

3135
02:23:45,666 --> 02:23:46,799
他是怎么没的吗

3136
02:23:46,800 --> 02:23:48,566
他就是往屏幕上贴二维码

3137
02:23:48,566 --> 02:23:49,833
然后就狠狠的嘎了

3138
02:23:49,833 --> 02:23:50,633
你们忘了

3139
02:23:53,866 --> 02:23:55,533
说起来他还来看过我

3140
02:23:55,533 --> 02:23:56,566
你往机场出去发

3141
02:23:56,566 --> 02:23:58,266
不是呀你也没有人民币

3142
02:23:58,266 --> 02:24:00,733
我们留学生最缺的就是人民币

3143
02:24:00,733 --> 02:24:02,966
你给哥们打美刀也行啊

3144
02:24:03,233 --> 02:24:05,199
我也没有美的我只有家园

3145
02:24:05,600 --> 02:24:07,733
想烤米线吃但没有洋葱

3146
02:24:07,733 --> 02:24:09,433
没有洋葱的这个这个

3147
02:24:09,833 --> 02:24:12,766
炒菜就像是没有灵魂一样

3148
02:24:20,166 --> 02:24:21,433
写的好快呀

3149
02:24:23,633 --> 02:24:25,733
你们写写一下好快呀

3150
02:24:29,433 --> 02:24:30,966
这是谁发的

3151
02:24:31,033 --> 02:24:33,166
燕燕红豆红豆

3152
02:24:33,200 --> 02:24:35,166
呃我的燕燕

3153
02:24:35,433 --> 02:24:36,333
嘿嘿嘿

3154
02:24:36,366 --> 02:24:38,233
我永远你永远啥

3155
02:24:41,666 --> 02:24:42,799
我看不到呀

3156
02:24:42,800 --> 02:24:44,200
你你你这

3157
02:24:44,200 --> 02:24:45,666
我在外面能看到

3158
02:24:45,666 --> 02:24:47,933
你说你永远是嘤嘤的狗

3159
02:24:48,633 --> 02:24:49,433
但是

3160
02:24:50,566 --> 02:24:54,033
啊我点进去就看不到了这是为什么呀

3161
02:24:54,233 --> 02:24:55,733
你是不是被屏蔽了呀

3162
02:24:55,733 --> 02:24:58,333
你这个这个这个抖m的丑态

3163
02:24:58,433 --> 02:25:00,366
被这个网站管理员窒息

3164
02:25:00,366 --> 02:25:02,033
然后把你这个一些

3165
02:25:02,166 --> 02:25:05,066
虎狼支持狠狠的给你屏蔽了这

3166
02:25:08,633 --> 02:25:09,599
怎么还在播

3167
02:25:09,600 --> 02:25:10,466
有加班呢

3168
02:25:10,466 --> 02:25:11,666
那边有韭菜吗

3169
02:25:11,666 --> 02:25:15,266
有哦我觉得最最最最最不能理解

3170
02:25:15,266 --> 02:25:16,666
大家叫大葱吧

3171
02:25:16,666 --> 02:25:19,533
我们这边是就是呃

3172
02:25:19,533 --> 02:25:22,599
大概直径3厘米到4厘米的大葱

3173
02:25:22,600 --> 02:25:24,866
两根要卖到6刀左右

3174
02:25:24,966 --> 02:25:27,166
就是两根葱30块钱

3175
02:25:28,166 --> 02:25:30,366
这个第一次来真的震撼到我

3176
02:25:30,366 --> 02:25:31,933
就包括姜也挺贵的

3177
02:25:31,933 --> 02:25:33,799
那个葱为什么那么贵呀

3178
02:25:34,000 --> 02:25:36,800
你要是缺加倍讲话的我可以喝个EMP

3179
02:25:36,800 --> 02:25:37,433
不我加倍

3180
02:25:37,433 --> 02:25:38,233
有的

3181
02:25:39,366 --> 02:25:41,199
你总不能没有微笑吧

3182
02:25:41,200 --> 02:25:44,000
但是微笑的话我没有绑我自己的卡

3183
02:25:44,000 --> 02:25:46,866
因为我怕就就是乱花他的钱

3184
02:25:47,400 --> 02:25:49,800
the way you make a missing bring down on my

3185
02:25:49,800 --> 02:25:52,466
怎么加班时间变成42分钟了啊

3186
02:25:53,166 --> 02:25:55,799
家长不加价多送大家一点哈哈哈

3187
02:25:55,800 --> 02:25:58,766
这个这加班机除非这个动的特别离谱

3188
02:25:58,766 --> 02:26:01,199
相差超过半个小时我都我都懒得搞

3189
02:26:01,200 --> 02:26:02,000
他

3190
02:26:03,266 --> 02:26:04,399
抢钱吧大葱

3191
02:26:04,400 --> 02:26:05,833
我今天山东人有话说

3192
02:26:05,833 --> 02:26:07,799
这什么土地跟人力成本太高

3193
02:26:07,800 --> 02:26:09,566
但是这边的什么土豆啊

3194
02:26:09,566 --> 02:26:12,199
番茄呀之类的都不贵呀

3195
02:26:12,200 --> 02:26:14,066
就只有这个葱特贵

3196
02:26:14,533 --> 02:26:16,766
我就很很纳闷你知道吧

3197
02:26:16,833 --> 02:26:19,066
别的东西甚至小葱都不贵

3198
02:26:19,333 --> 02:26:21,533
好节省狠狠的心疼了

3199
02:26:21,533 --> 02:26:23,266
我确实过了就

3200
02:26:24,400 --> 02:26:27,733
不是特别膨胀的人但是我真的很离谱

3201
02:26:27,833 --> 02:26:29,666
人家可能会觉得奢侈品今天

3202
02:26:29,666 --> 02:26:31,333
今年这个包又长了

3203
02:26:31,333 --> 02:26:32,366
这个1,000刀

3204
02:26:32,366 --> 02:26:33,466
呃他好黑

3205
02:26:33,466 --> 02:26:34,366
我只会觉得

3206
02:26:34,400 --> 02:26:36,466
超市里面两根大葱卖我6刀

3207
02:26:36,466 --> 02:26:37,566
挺离谱的

3208
02:26:39,200 --> 02:26:41,333
都是进口或者大棚一样的

3209
02:26:41,333 --> 02:26:44,766
没有吧葱这个东西有有这么娇贵吗

3210
02:26:46,333 --> 02:26:48,033
他们是不是都不吃葱啊

3211
02:26:48,033 --> 02:26:49,599
就导致我现在都是

3212
02:26:49,633 --> 02:26:51,766
一买买个一磅的圆葱

3213
02:26:51,766 --> 02:26:53,999
然后圆葱就是洋葱的意思

3214
02:26:54,000 --> 02:26:55,766
就扔到那个壁炉边上

3215
02:26:55,966 --> 02:26:57,199
也不会坏什么的

3216
02:26:57,200 --> 02:27:00,166
然后做饭都是拿洋葱煲过了

3217
02:27:01,133 --> 02:27:02,533
因为葱太贵

3218
02:27:02,566 --> 02:27:04,333
很很离谱你知道吧

3219
02:27:04,766 --> 02:27:06,366
大葱自己种好种吗

3220
02:27:06,366 --> 02:27:07,433
不能说难种

3221
02:27:07,433 --> 02:27:08,933
我老家的时候

3222
02:27:08,933 --> 02:27:11,166
我家里有老人就种过大葱

3223
02:27:11,200 --> 02:27:13,366
但这边这现在大冬天的

3224
02:27:13,366 --> 02:27:14,933
这葱种了之后放哪呀

3225
02:27:14,933 --> 02:27:16,766
外面都是一堆一堆的雪

3226
02:27:16,933 --> 02:27:19,799
动物都要冻死了葱肯定活不下来呀

3227
02:27:20,366 --> 02:27:22,833
大葱怎么机械化很难想想

3228
02:27:22,933 --> 02:27:24,366
这葱可以自己种

3229
02:27:24,566 --> 02:27:26,999
如果没有需求葱就会很贵

3230
02:27:28,166 --> 02:27:29,466
哎坏苹果

3231
02:27:29,466 --> 02:27:31,599
我来采访一下各位在加拿大

3232
02:27:31,600 --> 02:27:32,766
或者在美国的人

3233
02:27:32,766 --> 02:27:34,766
你们那边的葱也这么贵吗

3234
02:27:35,033 --> 02:27:36,766
大家都都这么贵吗

3235
02:27:39,966 --> 02:27:42,766
大葱这边只有华人才会吃怪不得

3236
02:27:45,333 --> 02:27:47,566
非常贵是非常非常贵

3237
02:27:47,866 --> 02:27:50,266
而且就正常的超市都没有卖的

3238
02:27:50,266 --> 02:27:53,233
但小葱的话就有两美刀

3239
02:27:53,233 --> 02:27:54,366
啥两美刀啊

3240
02:27:55,400 --> 02:27:58,200
4.4每刀吧4.5每刀左右

3241
02:27:58,200 --> 02:27:59,833
贵呀好贵好贵呀

3242
02:28:00,033 --> 02:28:01,966
小葱白人也吃所以便宜

3243
02:28:01,966 --> 02:28:04,599
为什么白人不吃小葱

3244
02:28:04,600 --> 02:28:06,600
不是为什么白人不吃大葱呀

3245
02:28:08,266 --> 02:28:10,566
但他们心里大葱和小葱不一样吗

3246
02:28:10,566 --> 02:28:11,999
在我心里就是小葱

3247
02:28:12,000 --> 02:28:14,066
只是小的时候的大葱而已

3248
02:28:14,266 --> 02:28:16,199
但他们就觉得不一样是吗

3249
02:28:16,200 --> 02:28:17,766
英国也贵应该

3250
02:28:17,766 --> 02:28:18,933
英国也贵啊

3251
02:28:18,933 --> 02:28:21,566
我们这直播间怎么无时无刻都可以

3252
02:28:21,566 --> 02:28:24,233
凑齐各个国家的这个留学生

3253
02:28:24,600 --> 02:28:28,366
所有蔬菜都贼贵我觉得生菜之类的就

3254
02:28:29,400 --> 02:28:30,200
呃

3255
02:28:30,333 --> 02:28:33,466
就包括那个什么原生菜呀大头菜呀

3256
02:28:33,466 --> 02:28:36,266
那些椰菜这些东西都不太贵

3257
02:28:36,266 --> 02:28:38,233
胡萝卜之类的也不算特贵

3258
02:28:38,233 --> 02:28:40,066
跟当地的物价比起来吧

3259
02:28:40,433 --> 02:28:42,033
乡愁附加费

3260
02:28:43,033 --> 02:28:44,433
但我不买小葱

3261
02:28:44,433 --> 02:28:45,799
大葱很容易坏

3262
02:28:45,800 --> 02:28:47,166
小葱才容易坏呢

3263
02:28:47,166 --> 02:28:48,399
香菜也容易坏

3264
02:28:48,566 --> 02:28:50,233
直播颜值忽然降低了好多

3265
02:28:50,233 --> 02:28:53,166
我不知道你这边土豆便宜到离谱

3266
02:28:53,166 --> 02:28:53,533
对啊

3267
02:28:53,533 --> 02:28:56,133
所以我每次都买一堆土豆烂了就烂了

3268
02:28:56,833 --> 02:28:58,433
卷心菜不容易坏又便宜

3269
02:28:58,433 --> 02:29:01,166
我们当地那个卖卷心菜好像还没到

3270
02:29:01,166 --> 02:29:02,133
一刀一把

3271
02:29:02,333 --> 02:29:03,933
就便宜又实惠了

3272
02:29:03,933 --> 02:29:08,066
说的是大葱是调料小葱是生活是吧

3273
02:29:08,166 --> 02:29:10,133
发完弹幕两三秒就能看到

3274
02:29:10,133 --> 02:29:11,966
有的时候可能就

3275
02:29:13,033 --> 02:29:14,466
忽然马力就高了吧

3276
02:29:14,466 --> 02:29:15,799
我也不太清楚

3277
02:29:16,966 --> 02:29:19,066
是存在着这种可能性的啊

3278
02:29:21,433 --> 02:29:28,366
go down and on i can't say come a little yawning

3279
02:29:35,066 --> 02:29:36,033
欢迎阿卡丽

3280
02:29:36,133 --> 02:29:37,999
小葱和大葱我都当调料吃

3281
02:29:38,000 --> 02:29:40,766
我都是当爆锅还有吃火锅的那个

3282
02:29:41,133 --> 02:29:42,233
调料来的

3283
02:29:42,333 --> 02:29:44,933
谢谢太傻萝莉的关注非常感谢

3284
02:29:45,766 --> 02:29:46,999
你也是山东人

3285
02:29:47,666 --> 02:29:48,733
我觉得山东人

3286
02:29:48,733 --> 02:29:51,333
好像我遇到的山东人都挺好的

3287
02:29:51,400 --> 02:29:53,466
我之前就在那个

3288
02:29:53,466 --> 02:29:56,399
在这边租的那个我应该跟你们说过吧

3289
02:29:57,066 --> 02:29:58,633
就我有一个室友

3290
02:29:58,633 --> 02:30:01,366
然后他给我留了好多好多好多的东西

3291
02:30:01,366 --> 02:30:03,933
就化妆品生活用品之类的好多

3292
02:30:03,933 --> 02:30:06,233
这个一直到我回国都不用卖了

3293
02:30:06,433 --> 02:30:07,533
他就是山东人

3294
02:30:07,533 --> 02:30:10,433
特别敞亮然后特别大方的那种女孩子

3295
02:30:10,766 --> 02:30:12,999
很自信我很喜欢他

3296
02:30:13,600 --> 02:30:16,333
一看常看到你们在这聊吃的我半夜呢

3297
02:30:16,333 --> 02:30:17,199
欢迎广界

3298
02:30:17,666 --> 02:30:19,599
用培根炒卷心菜当晚饭

3299
02:30:19,600 --> 02:30:21,366
炒卷心菜真的好吃

3300
02:30:21,633 --> 02:30:23,533
燕子知道爱德华土豆岛吗

3301
02:30:23,533 --> 02:30:24,466
我不知道呀

3302
02:30:24,666 --> 02:30:27,466
大葱葱爆羊肉好吃我喜欢

3303
02:30:28,466 --> 02:30:29,433
好客山东

3304
02:30:29,433 --> 02:30:31,566
去山东差点没被喝死

3305
02:30:31,733 --> 02:30:33,266
对啊是宣告春天

3306
02:30:33,566 --> 02:30:36,233
大葱卷烤鸭加上那个饼跟甜面酱

3307
02:30:36,233 --> 02:30:37,599
大葱那个葱丝

3308
02:30:37,733 --> 02:30:40,533
切了之后就老北京鸡肉卷好吃

3309
02:30:40,933 --> 02:30:41,999
你济南的

3310
02:30:42,000 --> 02:30:43,666
什么贝老乡留学生

3311
02:30:43,666 --> 02:30:45,866
我那个朋友他也是济南的

3312
02:30:45,866 --> 02:30:47,199
人特别特别好

3313
02:30:49,400 --> 02:30:52,333
好客山头欢迎您

3314
02:30:53,033 --> 02:30:54,733
给你留了生活物品

3315
02:30:54,733 --> 02:30:55,966
哦怎么了

3316
02:31:00,600 --> 02:31:01,933
你不会认识他吧

3317
02:31:01,933 --> 02:31:02,733
啊

3318
02:31:07,766 --> 02:31:10,399
you hey Coley koolini

3319
02:31:10,466 --> 02:31:15,599
you hey jami Koni na le Daron you hey

3320
02:31:20,133 --> 02:31:21,666
在忘记我那卡天卡那

3321
02:31:21,666 --> 02:31:23,533
来到你的那口袋里

3322
02:31:23,533 --> 02:31:25,633
看那不对谁是男人啊

3323
02:31:26,666 --> 02:31:27,733
好奇味的那

3324
02:31:27,866 --> 02:31:28,666
样啊

3325
02:31:29,600 --> 02:31:31,533
我去海边沙

3326
02:31:34,200 --> 02:31:35,266
哎no他那他

3327
02:31:35,266 --> 02:31:37,266
你饿那个一到吃

3328
02:31:38,266 --> 02:31:39,433
我那个一万年

3329
02:31:43,800 --> 02:31:45,666
爱德华王子岛我知道

3330
02:31:53,133 --> 02:31:54,033
阿拉斯提拉

3331
02:31:54,033 --> 02:31:54,733
膝盖

3332
02:31:54,733 --> 02:31:56,333
啪啪啪哈哈

3333
02:32:01,733 --> 02:32:04,566
点歌都点不了热门了坏笑

3334
02:32:05,966 --> 02:32:07,333
这不是和呀

3335
02:32:08,166 --> 02:32:11,066
我试了他怎么会和我呢

3336
02:32:14,266 --> 02:32:15,999
不过当年那个什么

3337
02:32:16,000 --> 02:32:20,566
我我那个我我我我我帮他打那个

3338
02:32:21,000 --> 02:32:22,733
王者荣耀代打的时候

3339
02:32:23,600 --> 02:32:26,566
他当年特别特别喜欢看抖音

3340
02:32:27,866 --> 02:32:30,566
就是我我我少数几次觉得这个这个

3341
02:32:31,433 --> 02:32:33,199
抖友特别能处的机器啊

3342
02:32:33,200 --> 02:32:35,966
然后我就跟着他看那些开盲盒的抖音

3343
02:32:35,966 --> 02:32:36,933
完了忽然跟我说

3344
02:32:36,933 --> 02:32:38,266
哎最近抖音有个特别火的

3345
02:32:38,266 --> 02:32:40,666
就是那个用各种声线叫那大米的

3346
02:32:40,666 --> 02:32:42,733
你声线挺多遍的你能不能帮我叫叫

3347
02:32:42,733 --> 02:32:44,766
我说我不好意思我不行

3348
02:32:45,266 --> 02:32:47,399
就那个那个那个那个呃

3349
02:32:47,433 --> 02:32:49,533
元气少女元杰神吧那个

3350
02:32:49,533 --> 02:32:51,333
不知道为什么忽然在抖音上火了

3351
02:32:51,333 --> 02:32:52,133
找你

3352
02:32:52,833 --> 02:32:54,333
你看看私信啊

3353
02:32:58,066 --> 02:32:59,966
什么情况不会真有喝吧

3354
02:33:13,133 --> 02:33:14,799
不行啊我这Wifi不行了

3355
02:33:14,800 --> 02:33:15,933
手机啥也连不上

3356
02:33:15,933 --> 02:33:16,533
不知道为啥

3357
02:33:16,533 --> 02:33:18,133
现在电脑虽然正常直播

3358
02:33:18,133 --> 02:33:19,833
但是吧手机啥也连不上

3359
02:33:20,933 --> 02:33:23,366
QQ也打不开b站也打不开

3360
02:33:32,666 --> 02:33:34,866
放心吧不当然不是了

3361
02:33:38,033 --> 02:33:39,399
他姓啥来着

3362
02:33:40,133 --> 02:33:40,433
忘了

3363
02:33:40,433 --> 02:33:41,566
哈哈哈

3364
02:33:41,566 --> 02:33:42,833
我已经忘了

3365
02:33:43,866 --> 02:33:46,366
即使什么叫你说中了主播也会否认

3366
02:33:46,366 --> 02:33:48,033
没说中也别说了

3367
02:33:48,033 --> 02:33:49,599
我到燕子门口了

3368
02:33:49,866 --> 02:33:50,799
欢迎林少

3369
02:33:52,400 --> 02:33:54,133
燕子叫请我飞扬开一下门

3370
02:33:54,133 --> 02:33:56,333
用灰心感受一下看看哈

3371
02:33:58,966 --> 02:34:00,033
欢迎南征北战

3372
02:34:00,033 --> 02:34:02,999
他打开主播家门口抽送到了是吧

3373
02:34:03,933 --> 02:34:06,933
哎我们下播之前能不能凑个140啊

3374
02:34:06,933 --> 02:34:08,866
主播接下来又重回巅峰了

3375
02:34:08,866 --> 02:34:10,533
什么叫巅峰时刻呀

3376
02:34:17,966 --> 02:34:20,966
啊这个这个这个这个好听这个好听

3377
02:34:20,966 --> 02:34:21,766
我记得

3378
02:34:21,833 --> 02:34:25,333
you do love me like you do

3379
02:34:25,733 --> 02:34:27,666
touch me like you do

3380
02:34:28,133 --> 02:34:29,733
黑名肯德基送大葱

3381
02:34:30,766 --> 02:34:32,599
我好想吃老北京鸡肉串啊

3382
02:34:32,600 --> 02:34:35,866
我在这边都就研研制出了怎么自己

3383
02:34:36,033 --> 02:34:36,999
从那个

3384
02:34:37,066 --> 02:34:39,933
腌肉开始做老北京鸡肉串的办法

3385
02:34:39,933 --> 02:34:42,266
但是还是跟他的不一样你知道吧

3386
02:34:42,266 --> 02:34:43,599
我特别想吃老北

3387
02:34:43,600 --> 02:34:44,400
京鸡肉串

3388
02:34:45,433 --> 02:34:47,466
主要是我有一同学挺符合的

3389
02:34:47,466 --> 02:34:49,366
有很多很多同学呢前面

3390
02:34:51,733 --> 02:34:53,366
怎么又重回巅峰了

3391
02:34:53,366 --> 02:34:54,866
哪有这种好事呀

3392
02:34:57,333 --> 02:34:59,566
哎我有一个朋友的群里面啊

3393
02:34:59,566 --> 02:35:01,599
全在讨论这个啊喵喵

3394
02:35:01,866 --> 02:35:03,966
还有这个这个猫雷

3395
02:35:04,133 --> 02:35:06,599
我能不能想个办法让他们天天讨论

3396
02:35:06,600 --> 02:35:07,733
米呀米呀呀

3397
02:35:09,233 --> 02:35:10,199
有没有啥办法

3398
02:35:10,200 --> 02:35:12,533
我去这个这个这个群里面天天

3399
02:35:12,600 --> 02:35:14,800
天天发我自己的表情包行吗

3400
02:35:15,000 --> 02:35:16,800
能不能有想个办法把他们

3401
02:35:16,800 --> 02:35:18,666
把他们拐到绵绵啊家里啊

3402
02:35:24,733 --> 02:35:25,966
你整个大新闻

3403
02:35:25,966 --> 02:35:27,866
你先录屏下猫雷试试

3404
02:35:28,566 --> 02:35:30,333
喵雷最强喵雷最强

3405
02:35:30,333 --> 02:35:31,733
都是猫猫嫉妒是吧

3406
02:35:31,733 --> 02:35:32,766
对啊我嫉妒了

3407
02:35:32,766 --> 02:35:34,433
老北京没有腌肉啊

3408
02:35:35,600 --> 02:35:40,000
呃低脂减肥版的老北京里面是炸鸡

3409
02:35:40,000 --> 02:35:43,633
但是我自己在家做炸鸡第一是不好整

3410
02:35:43,633 --> 02:35:44,599
第二是不行

3411
02:35:44,600 --> 02:35:45,400
所以我就

3412
02:35:47,200 --> 02:35:49,366
拿鸡蛋清腌肉之后煎

3413
02:35:49,366 --> 02:35:52,166
煎了之后就会少很多油吗

3414
02:35:52,566 --> 02:35:53,633
会比较健康

3415
02:35:53,633 --> 02:35:57,399
就当那种蛋挞可拌鸡肉卷那种弄出来

3416
02:35:58,000 --> 02:36:00,866
但味道相差不多烟不灭

3417
02:36:00,866 --> 02:36:01,733
哈哈哈

3418
02:36:01,733 --> 02:36:03,333
外面讨个咖啡更多

3419
02:36:03,333 --> 02:36:04,199
这群里

3420
02:36:04,933 --> 02:36:07,766
是个女生群主女生不喜欢咖啡

3421
02:36:08,000 --> 02:36:10,366
谢谢林上空的比克拉

3422
02:36:10,366 --> 02:36:12,199
非常非常感谢谢谢支持

3423
02:36:12,633 --> 02:36:14,399
发我的本子主播是逮捕

3424
02:36:14,633 --> 02:36:16,199
发本子也太狠了

3425
02:36:16,333 --> 02:36:17,733
凶手们非要录个视频

3426
02:36:17,766 --> 02:36:18,799
主播没有本子

3427
02:36:18,800 --> 02:36:20,233
主播什么时候有天见了主播

3428
02:36:20,233 --> 02:36:21,799
就亲手约自己的本子

3429
02:36:21,800 --> 02:36:23,733
约那个那个毛宇老师

3430
02:36:25,666 --> 02:36:27,666
what are you waiting for

3431
02:36:29,533 --> 02:36:31,433
love me like you do

3432
02:36:31,433 --> 02:36:33,966
love me love me like you do

3433
02:36:33,966 --> 02:36:36,533
like you do love me like you do

3434
02:36:36,533 --> 02:36:38,933
lo lo love me like you do

3435
02:36:39,066 --> 02:36:40,633
约本站我去帮主播约一个

3436
02:36:40,633 --> 02:36:41,866
你们先帮我占个坑吧

3437
02:36:41,866 --> 02:36:43,666
我现在没有钱都不敢回话

3438
02:36:43,666 --> 02:36:44,833
是妈妈这些东西

3439
02:36:44,966 --> 02:36:46,366
一一什么题材

3440
02:36:46,733 --> 02:36:47,533
我不知道啊

3441
02:36:59,033 --> 02:37:00,066
在群里面发这个

3442
02:37:00,066 --> 02:37:02,666
喵喵喵是什么什么什么什么链接吗

3443
02:37:02,666 --> 02:37:04,333
什么词里什么

3444
02:37:09,033 --> 02:37:09,933
作文是今晚读吗

3445
02:37:09,933 --> 02:37:12,333
肯定不是啊肯定不是今晚读啊

3446
02:37:12,333 --> 02:37:13,799
这这个多那个什么

3447
02:37:14,233 --> 02:37:17,733
多多多多多多征集几天

3448
02:37:17,733 --> 02:37:20,666
本来咱们咽炎人的创造力吧就就不行

3449
02:37:20,733 --> 02:37:22,766
然后早上征集晚上就读

3450
02:37:22,766 --> 02:37:25,633
那岂不是太难为我的咽炎人了

3451
02:37:25,866 --> 02:37:27,033
哈哈哈

3452
02:37:27,600 --> 02:37:29,433
小作文和台词会分开吗

3453
02:37:29,433 --> 02:37:32,466
如果这个多的话

3454
02:37:32,466 --> 02:37:35,666
如果如果投稿很多的话那就分开

3455
02:37:35,666 --> 02:37:37,399
如果投稿不多的话就

3456
02:37:37,566 --> 02:37:41,166
我自己分类然后一场先台词在小作文

3457
02:37:41,166 --> 02:37:41,966
啊

3458
02:37:44,200 --> 02:37:45,800
全部都是你的错

3459
02:37:53,566 --> 02:37:55,399
哈哈哈哈大姐

3460
02:37:55,400 --> 02:37:58,733
你醒了大姐姐姐白天没有小作文

3461
02:37:58,733 --> 02:38:00,166
小作文都是晚上吗

3462
02:38:00,633 --> 02:38:03,966
白天写小作文的人好像都没醒

3463
02:38:04,366 --> 02:38:05,166
对

3464
02:38:05,233 --> 02:38:06,833
好像都不行着

3465
02:38:08,466 --> 02:38:08,799
应该

3466
02:38:08,800 --> 02:38:11,333
想看吗我可以把这个稍微提前一点

3467
02:38:11,333 --> 02:38:12,833
本该天天几点睡觉啊

3468
02:38:15,966 --> 02:38:18,199
华贵产能不足哎

3469
02:38:23,866 --> 02:38:24,999
欢迎哎呦强

3470
02:38:25,566 --> 02:38:26,633
写小作文怎么行

3471
02:38:26,633 --> 02:38:27,266
你可以念

3472
02:38:27,266 --> 02:38:28,999
那这样的话他们不会觉得那什么

3473
02:38:29,000 --> 02:38:30,466
我晚上看心情的

3474
02:38:31,333 --> 02:38:32,766
小作文得晚上才有感觉

3475
02:38:32,766 --> 02:38:36,599
人的这个晚上会比较比较有脑子

3476
02:38:36,766 --> 02:38:39,666
心情好晚点睡心情快就早点睡

3477
02:38:40,066 --> 02:38:42,833
那你那你天天都看不到我啊那你

3478
02:38:43,000 --> 02:38:44,633
什么时候会心情好呢

3479
02:38:45,033 --> 02:38:46,599
我的产能也不行

3480
02:38:47,000 --> 02:38:49,633
谢谢陈雪中真好听

3481
02:38:54,933 --> 02:38:57,666
你也可以早睡早起配合哥们的作息

3482
02:38:59,033 --> 02:38:59,866
还是喜欢这个

3483
02:38:59,866 --> 02:39:00,833
咬住秒震

3484
02:39:00,833 --> 02:39:02,533
欢迎梦瑶还没到抑郁的点

3485
02:39:02,533 --> 02:39:04,533
不能熬夜了身体没以前好了

3486
02:39:04,533 --> 02:39:05,466
对哦冰蛋

3487
02:39:07,200 --> 02:39:08,433
还是要多注意身体

3488
02:39:08,433 --> 02:39:09,833
小作文会不会太奢侈

3489
02:39:09,866 --> 02:39:10,766
你不需要写自

3490
02:39:10,766 --> 02:39:11,966
己是谁写的呀

3491
02:39:12,200 --> 02:39:13,133
反正这个

3492
02:39:13,133 --> 02:39:15,799
我们直播间所有不明处处的小作文

3493
02:39:15,800 --> 02:39:17,200
这个没有人愿意认领的话

3494
02:39:17,200 --> 02:39:19,133
一律都是香草写的

3495
02:39:19,133 --> 02:39:20,633
没关系匿名的

3496
02:39:20,800 --> 02:39:23,400
呃如果不是匿名的那就是香草写的

3497
02:39:23,866 --> 02:39:26,266
BGM好棒棒关注了你

3498
02:39:26,266 --> 02:39:27,199
怎么怎么

3499
02:39:27,766 --> 02:39:29,333
22届在在上班

3500
02:39:29,333 --> 02:39:32,433
去年烟宝气坑那半年我大病了一趟了

3501
02:39:32,633 --> 02:39:33,866
养好了就好

3502
02:39:34,033 --> 02:39:36,033
么么么么抱抱抱抱

3503
02:39:36,266 --> 02:39:37,066
嗯嗯

3504
02:39:37,533 --> 02:39:38,333
到年底才考

3505
02:39:38,333 --> 02:39:39,366
辛苦了辛苦了

3506
02:39:39,366 --> 02:39:40,166
么么么么

3507
02:39:42,866 --> 02:39:43,799
我都不知道

3508
02:39:43,800 --> 02:39:46,633
那半年我离大家的生活太远了

3509
02:39:46,766 --> 02:39:50,133
对香草来承受香草来背负

3510
02:39:50,433 --> 02:39:52,166
香草永远的身

3511
02:39:52,333 --> 02:39:54,733
加油啊坏爷爷的大本本

3512
02:39:56,066 --> 02:39:56,999
什么时候迁建

3513
02:39:57,000 --> 02:39:58,733
主播主播就狠狠的划分了

3514
02:40:01,866 --> 02:40:04,833
欢迎哎你怎么叫黑山短

3515
02:40:04,966 --> 02:40:07,733
这是欢迎萌萌哒萌到

3516
02:40:08,433 --> 02:40:10,733
黑山短以前的ID是什么呀

3517
02:40:10,733 --> 02:40:11,766
快让我更新一下

3518
02:40:11,766 --> 02:40:13,266
我的我的我的脑子

3519
02:40:14,633 --> 02:40:16,933
香草即兴写一篇香草以前

3520
02:40:16,933 --> 02:40:18,666
这个已经承担了我们直播间

3521
02:40:18,666 --> 02:40:19,866
大部分写小作文的

3522
02:40:19,866 --> 02:40:21,833
这个这个这什么呀

3523
02:40:22,000 --> 02:40:24,966
欢迎啊雪人给

3524
02:40:26,000 --> 02:40:27,833
白水长啊

3525
02:40:28,266 --> 02:40:30,999
你把那个哔哩什么什么数字的名字

3526
02:40:31,566 --> 02:40:33,633
白水长黑山短

3527
02:40:33,633 --> 02:40:34,766
哈哈哈

3528
02:40:35,733 --> 02:40:37,733
哎情侣ID是吧

3529
02:40:37,933 --> 02:40:39,666
好久没写了没灵感了

3530
02:40:39,666 --> 02:40:41,733
能不能写偏小男友风格小文

3531
02:40:41,733 --> 02:40:44,266
别惦记你那个b小男友了行不行啊

3532
02:40:44,433 --> 02:40:46,866
你们能不能别惦记那个b小男友了

3533
02:40:50,533 --> 02:40:55,633
i hope you

3534
02:40:58,566 --> 02:40:59,033
got it

3535
02:40:59,033 --> 02:41:01,566
啊啊

3536
02:41:04,600 --> 02:41:05,400
啊

3537
02:41:06,333 --> 02:41:07,133
啊

3538
02:41:08,433 --> 02:41:11,466
大半夜叫外卖是不是有点太太不好哎

3539
02:41:11,466 --> 02:41:12,599
不行不行

3540
02:41:12,633 --> 02:41:15,633
不可以因为赚了钱就天天叫外卖吃

3541
02:41:15,633 --> 02:41:16,966
这样太罪恶了

3542
02:41:17,000 --> 02:41:18,133
等下等下还要下

3543
02:41:18,133 --> 02:41:20,333
播了之后我去煮个煮个煮个

3544
02:41:20,533 --> 02:41:22,533
煮个泡面随便吃一口吧

3545
02:41:22,566 --> 02:41:23,766
谢谢酋长啊

3546
02:41:23,766 --> 02:41:24,599
欢迎酋长

3547
02:41:24,800 --> 02:41:26,933
我没有困我确实是饿了

3548
02:41:28,533 --> 02:41:29,666
主播吃饭对不

3549
02:41:29,666 --> 02:41:30,999
不行不行不行不行

3550
02:41:31,000 --> 02:41:32,333
不可以不可以不可以

3551
02:41:32,433 --> 02:41:33,866
要克制要克制

3552
02:41:33,866 --> 02:41:34,833
这个人呢

3553
02:41:34,833 --> 02:41:36,566
一旦这个物欲膨胀了

3554
02:41:36,566 --> 02:41:37,666
就会陷入一种

3555
02:41:37,666 --> 02:41:40,199
天天叫外卖的奢侈浪费的生活

3556
02:41:40,566 --> 02:41:41,599
是不行的

3557
02:41:41,733 --> 02:41:42,666
就是不行

3558
02:41:47,533 --> 02:41:48,533
太奢侈了

3559
02:41:53,800 --> 02:41:56,000
同名换呃不当逮捕

3560
02:41:56,333 --> 02:41:58,666
放肆丢出去我自己做吧

3561
02:41:58,666 --> 02:41:59,999
还是我自己做吧

3562
02:42:01,200 --> 02:42:02,466
燕子如何评价我

3563
02:42:02,466 --> 02:42:03,866
排了半小时队才吃完饭

3564
02:42:03,866 --> 02:42:06,399
你排了什么热门窗口呀这么长时间

3565
02:42:07,166 --> 02:42:09,233
燕子爱妃室友天天叫外卖

3566
02:42:09,666 --> 02:42:11,966
没有了今天捏饭团捏少了

3567
02:42:11,966 --> 02:42:14,799
我本来想着把晚上的饭团也捏出来

3568
02:42:14,866 --> 02:42:18,733
结果嗯四个人吃都没够

3569
02:42:18,833 --> 02:42:21,566
我本来是做了三个人分量的

3570
02:42:22,600 --> 02:42:23,266
欢迎同名

3571
02:42:23,266 --> 02:42:25,133
坏早知道应该多煮点饭了

3572
02:42:25,133 --> 02:42:27,233
因为每次煮饭都吃不了

3573
02:42:27,233 --> 02:42:28,266
然后我就

3574
02:42:28,666 --> 02:42:32,066
我就在想煮太多了也会坏掉太浪费了

3575
02:42:37,066 --> 02:42:37,866
不管

3576
02:42:38,066 --> 02:42:40,933
大姨妈带我哭啊孩子

3577
02:42:41,000 --> 02:42:43,200
我一点都进不去

3578
02:42:44,600 --> 02:42:45,600
人好多

3579
02:42:45,766 --> 02:42:48,799
最普通的那种食堂就在宿舍楼

3580
02:42:48,966 --> 02:42:51,133
哈哈哈但我非要点外卖送到楼下

3581
02:42:51,133 --> 02:42:53,599
你们知道我最喜欢吃的菜是什么吗

3582
02:42:53,766 --> 02:42:55,033
特别人民工啊

3583
02:42:56,200 --> 02:42:57,166
没冰箱吗

3584
02:42:57,166 --> 02:42:59,333
有冰箱我懒得放里面去

3585
02:42:59,333 --> 02:43:00,533
而且冰箱塞不下了

3586
02:43:00,533 --> 02:43:01,766
我们冰箱太小了

3587
02:43:02,333 --> 02:43:03,133
欢迎陆宇

3588
02:43:04,266 --> 02:43:05,633
你们知不知道主播

3589
02:43:05,633 --> 02:43:07,566
主播最喜欢吃的菜是什么呀

3590
02:43:09,400 --> 02:43:12,833
酸甜微辣口味的鱼香肉丝哈哈哈

3591
02:43:13,366 --> 02:43:15,566
就是我做的不好

3592
02:43:15,566 --> 02:43:18,199
但是我又特别喜欢吃的一道菜啊

3593
02:43:18,333 --> 02:43:21,466
我基本上每次在北方的时候出去吃

3594
02:43:21,600 --> 02:43:24,033
我都我都是会吃这个的

3595
02:43:26,600 --> 02:43:28,800
不是豆芽豆芽是小时候的

3596
02:43:28,966 --> 02:43:32,366
鱼香肉丝不行必须要酸甜微辣口味的

3597
02:43:32,800 --> 02:43:34,533
不可以是那种咸口的

3598
02:43:34,533 --> 02:43:36,633
你懂吧特别的好吃

3599
02:43:36,633 --> 02:43:39,633
鱼香肉丝的肉应该是猪里脊

3600
02:43:39,633 --> 02:43:41,566
但是猪肉当年涨价了之后

3601
02:43:41,566 --> 02:43:43,366
也有人用鸡胸肉来做

3602
02:43:43,466 --> 02:43:44,266
嗯

3603
02:43:44,600 --> 02:43:46,000
鸡皮肉也有人用

3604
02:43:47,033 --> 02:43:48,133
正宗的来说

3605
02:43:48,133 --> 02:43:52,366
在我心里正宗的应该是这个猪里脊肉

3606
02:43:52,366 --> 02:43:55,599
对必须是酸甜一点点辣的

3607
02:43:55,666 --> 02:43:58,233
然后就不能加姜丝

3608
02:43:58,366 --> 02:44:00,999
里面必须要有这个笋丝

3609
02:44:01,033 --> 02:44:02,866
然后那个猪里脊肉

3610
02:44:03,166 --> 02:44:05,533
一些就特别细的胡萝卜丝

3611
02:44:05,533 --> 02:44:06,799
跟那个黑木耳

3612
02:44:07,600 --> 02:44:10,800
还有一点点辣椒彩椒那种

3613
02:44:10,800 --> 02:44:12,266
对特别的香

3614
02:44:13,233 --> 02:44:14,733
鱼香肉丝有咸口

3615
02:44:14,733 --> 02:44:17,599
因为我室友他之前就做过一次咸口的

3616
02:44:17,600 --> 02:44:18,966
我觉得不好吃

3617
02:44:19,133 --> 02:44:20,866
你吃鱼香肉丝放蒜苔吗

3618
02:44:20,866 --> 02:44:22,199
不要不好吃

3619
02:44:23,000 --> 02:44:24,166
酸菜太难吃了

3620
02:44:24,166 --> 02:44:26,333
欢迎旧梦这么一听就很香啊

3621
02:44:26,333 --> 02:44:27,933
而且特别的下饭

3622
02:44:27,966 --> 02:44:29,199
有人就嘲笑我

3623
02:44:29,200 --> 02:44:30,133
就一般来说

3624
02:44:30,133 --> 02:44:31,933
这个最喜欢的菜应该是一些

3625
02:44:31,933 --> 02:44:32,933
比较高端的

3626
02:44:32,933 --> 02:44:33,199
是吧

3627
02:44:33,200 --> 02:44:36,133
然后我其次喜欢的就是高中对面

3628
02:44:36,166 --> 02:44:38,333
学校对面的一家叫那个

3629
02:44:38,866 --> 02:44:41,266
沈阳麻辣拌的绝活麻辣拌

3630
02:44:41,266 --> 02:44:43,233
特别特别特别的绝活

3631
02:44:43,233 --> 02:44:45,033
家人们我这辈子都没吃过

3632
02:44:45,166 --> 02:44:47,466
就比他更好吃的麻辣拌了

3633
02:44:47,566 --> 02:44:49,166
以前觉得是自己没见识

3634
02:44:49,166 --> 02:44:50,766
现在五湖四海都吃完了

3635
02:44:50,766 --> 02:44:52,066
还是他家最好吃

3636
02:44:55,066 --> 02:44:55,566
为什么

3637
02:44:55,566 --> 02:44:57,766
鱼香肉丝既没有鱼也没有鱼香了

3638
02:44:57,766 --> 02:44:58,733
我也很好吃

3639
02:44:58,733 --> 02:44:59,933
鱼香肉丝是川菜

3640
02:44:59,933 --> 02:45:03,066
但是在四川跟东北的做法是不一样的

3641
02:45:03,533 --> 02:45:04,466
欢迎蓝翔

3642
02:45:07,466 --> 02:45:08,866
蒜苔好吃的

3643
02:45:09,233 --> 02:45:10,999
别说了再说要被开合了

3644
02:45:11,000 --> 02:45:13,233
全国大概有那么1,000多家

3645
02:45:13,233 --> 02:45:14,399
叫沈阳麻辣拌的

3646
02:45:14,400 --> 02:45:16,966
这个这个这个这个麻辣拌吧

3647
02:45:25,933 --> 02:45:26,666
妈的什么大

3648
02:45:26,666 --> 02:45:29,166
叔爱好对啊他们都说我很捞

3649
02:45:29,166 --> 02:45:30,933
然后我还喜欢吃那个

3650
02:45:31,066 --> 02:45:34,199
学校门口小推车卖的灌汤烤冷面

3651
02:45:34,400 --> 02:45:38,233
酸甜微软然后多加香菜多加圆葱

3652
02:45:39,133 --> 02:45:41,166
再加一个煎的鱼排

3653
02:45:41,166 --> 02:45:44,466
啊我以前就特别特别喜欢吃这些东西

3654
02:45:44,466 --> 02:45:46,766
我一直到现在还特别特别喜欢

3655
02:45:47,366 --> 02:45:50,966
支撑着我暑假每年回老家的这个这个

3656
02:45:51,466 --> 02:45:55,599
动力就是哈哈哈吃这两样东西

3657
02:45:56,333 --> 02:45:59,266
哥们最爱吃的也是青红椒炒牛肉

3658
02:45:59,966 --> 02:46:02,133
我好久都没有吃过那个

3659
02:46:02,866 --> 02:46:04,933
孜然羊肉爪这些东西了

3660
02:46:04,966 --> 02:46:05,233
对啊

3661
02:46:05,233 --> 02:46:07,666
你们可能觉得我的这个爱好特别的

3662
02:46:07,666 --> 02:46:09,633
特别的奇葩耶

3663
02:46:09,633 --> 02:46:12,199
但是其实我真的觉得很幸福

3664
02:46:12,200 --> 02:46:14,466
就吃这些东西我就会很幸福啦

3665
02:46:15,666 --> 02:46:18,166
有些人的幸福天生就很便宜

3666
02:46:18,166 --> 02:46:20,599
不用说我我真的就没什么不好的

3667
02:46:20,600 --> 02:46:23,466
因为很简单就能快乐起来你

3668
02:46:25,766 --> 02:46:28,166
这BGM切的有够及时了

3669
02:46:28,233 --> 02:46:30,033
这不是我切的他自己切的

3670
02:46:30,033 --> 02:46:31,233
这些菜都挺贵的

3671
02:46:31,233 --> 02:46:33,266
哪有啊鱼香肉丝哪里贵了

3672
02:46:36,333 --> 02:46:38,566
鱼香肉丝本来就挺便宜的呀

3673
02:46:39,333 --> 02:46:43,566
在东北大概呃30块钱能吃到

3674
02:46:44,566 --> 02:46:47,233
跟你洗脸的盆一样大的一盆

3675
02:46:47,533 --> 02:46:49,333
也不是一盆吧一盘

3676
02:46:50,133 --> 02:46:52,566
吃的开心就好呀高兴就好了

3677
02:46:52,566 --> 02:46:55,766
哎呀真的我社会做了好多东西

3678
02:46:55,966 --> 02:46:57,933
吃了好多好吃的地方

3679
02:46:58,933 --> 02:46:59,733
嗯

3680
02:47:00,333 --> 02:47:01,833
但是呢这

3681
02:47:03,200 --> 02:47:05,133
还是忘不了这些东西

3682
02:47:05,866 --> 02:47:09,633
独在异乡为异客每逢佳节倍思亲

3683
02:47:09,800 --> 02:47:11,633
我倒是不想我妈妈做的饭啊

3684
02:47:11,633 --> 02:47:12,799
他做的饭不好吃

3685
02:47:12,800 --> 02:47:14,000
他倒是会想

3686
02:47:14,166 --> 02:47:16,233
他倒是会想我做的饭

3687
02:47:16,766 --> 02:47:18,066
想吃米线了

3688
02:47:18,166 --> 02:47:19,333
我跟你们说

3689
02:47:19,466 --> 02:47:20,166
这个香草

3690
02:47:20,166 --> 02:47:22,133
想吃的米线肯定是云南的那种

3691
02:47:22,133 --> 02:47:24,533
但是东北也有自己特殊的米线

3692
02:47:24,533 --> 02:47:26,266
虽然大家都说加一滴香

3693
02:47:26,366 --> 02:47:27,833
也是那种小摊的味道

3694
02:47:27,833 --> 02:47:29,733
但是东北人那种粗米线

3695
02:47:29,800 --> 02:47:31,966
就跟新疆的粗米粉一样

3696
02:47:32,066 --> 02:47:33,466
非常的好吃

3697
02:47:33,600 --> 02:47:35,033
你们如果有机会的话

3698
02:47:35,033 --> 02:47:36,633
一定要试一次粗米线

3699
02:47:36,633 --> 02:47:37,833
很粗的那种

3700
02:47:39,366 --> 02:47:41,433
跟西米线是完全不同的感觉

3701
02:47:46,166 --> 02:47:48,199
我记得我初中的时候攒钱

3702
02:47:48,200 --> 02:47:49,466
想买一条围巾

3703
02:47:49,666 --> 02:47:51,566
然后中午就跟一个女生

3704
02:47:51,566 --> 02:47:53,433
我们两个人拼饭吃

3705
02:47:53,466 --> 02:47:54,599
就是那种

3706
02:47:54,966 --> 02:47:59,066
呃一碗正常的米线不是十十块钱吗

3707
02:47:59,066 --> 02:48:00,833
6块钱还是7块钱来着

3708
02:48:00,866 --> 02:48:03,233
加一份米线再加一份那个丸子

3709
02:48:03,233 --> 02:48:04,633
拼盘的话是

3710
02:48:05,033 --> 02:48:05,866
啊

3711
02:48:06,133 --> 02:48:08,366
十十四还是15来着

3712
02:48:08,366 --> 02:48:09,766
我们两个就这么拼着吃

3713
02:48:09,766 --> 02:48:12,266
比一人点一份的话要便宜

3714
02:48:12,266 --> 02:48:14,599
大概一个人三块钱左右

3715
02:48:14,766 --> 02:48:16,233
就三块钱就可以

3716
02:48:16,233 --> 02:48:19,466
可以那什么可以攒起来然后就买东西

3717
02:48:19,933 --> 02:48:21,266
欢迎有02715

3718
02:48:21,333 --> 02:48:24,166
新疆米粉要微微辣才好吃

3719
02:48:24,166 --> 02:48:25,566
炒米粉特别的香

3720
02:48:25,566 --> 02:48:28,166
但是因为我吃不了太辣吗

3721
02:48:29,466 --> 02:48:31,833
而且那个我确实炒的还可以

3722
02:48:32,433 --> 02:48:35,233
虽然在这边没办法做特别特别正宗了

3723
02:48:35,233 --> 02:48:37,799
但是真的很香我喜欢

3724
02:48:40,133 --> 02:48:42,166
看学校食堂的米线狗都不吃

3725
02:48:42,166 --> 02:48:43,466
广东勉强吃一下

3726
02:48:43,466 --> 02:48:45,733
云南的是一天365天吃

3727
02:48:46,000 --> 02:48:47,866
米线和面线不一样的

3728
02:48:47,866 --> 02:48:49,066
米线很有嚼劲的

3729
02:48:49,066 --> 02:48:50,266
勤俭持家腌

3730
02:48:50,400 --> 02:48:53,566
所以我记忆中好像没有说

3731
02:48:53,633 --> 02:48:57,399
就非常自由然后随心所欲的花钱过

3732
02:48:57,400 --> 02:48:59,800
但我也不觉得这样不高兴啊

3733
02:48:59,866 --> 02:49:01,366
已经算是一种习惯了

3734
02:49:01,366 --> 02:49:03,333
其实我现在就是我赚的钱

3735
02:49:03,333 --> 02:49:05,033
即使是在加拿大这边

3736
02:49:05,133 --> 02:49:07,399
我就是每天吃外卖我还可以

3737
02:49:07,400 --> 02:49:09,266
就是有剩的那种吗

3738
02:49:09,266 --> 02:49:13,133
但是我还是习惯这个就

3739
02:49:15,366 --> 02:49:18,166
比象和桂象和米线我都觉得不好吃

3740
02:49:18,166 --> 02:49:19,866
什么什么双那小王爷

3741
02:49:20,866 --> 02:49:22,333
还是家最好

3742
02:49:23,566 --> 02:49:25,133
主播一直都很有米线啊

3743
02:49:25,133 --> 02:49:25,999
一直都很有

3744
02:49:26,000 --> 02:49:28,366
这个穿越火线和道德底线的

3745
02:49:28,866 --> 02:49:29,933
真的香啊

3746
02:49:29,933 --> 02:49:32,133
家人们咱的钱打算做什么呢

3747
02:49:32,133 --> 02:49:33,333
我不知道呀

3748
02:49:34,266 --> 02:49:35,266
不太清楚

3749
02:49:37,066 --> 02:49:40,133
就是看着数字增加我会很高兴

3750
02:49:41,433 --> 02:49:43,166
攒了钱的话可能

3751
02:49:43,266 --> 02:49:45,766
呃追求一下自己的梦想吧

3752
02:49:45,766 --> 02:49:47,433
找孙伟老师画个画

3753
02:49:47,533 --> 02:49:50,033
对然后拥有一套孙伟画的皮套

3754
02:49:50,166 --> 02:49:52,166
对把机体升级一下

3755
02:49:52,200 --> 02:49:53,800
把电脑换一下

3756
02:49:53,800 --> 02:49:55,866
然后然后还有什么呢

3757
02:49:56,366 --> 02:49:56,966
嗯

3758
02:49:56,966 --> 02:49:58,033
不知道了

3759
02:50:01,366 --> 02:50:03,333
给猫妈妈买点东西

3760
02:50:03,333 --> 02:50:04,733
对我已经看好了

3761
02:50:04,733 --> 02:50:06,233
一个智能的

3762
02:50:06,233 --> 02:50:09,233
可以在APP上规划路线的扫地机器人

3763
02:50:09,466 --> 02:50:10,266
对

3764
02:50:11,266 --> 02:50:13,366
大概要三四千吧

3765
02:50:13,566 --> 02:50:14,333
对我看一下

3766
02:50:14,333 --> 02:50:16,533
这个月换完电脑之后应该

3767
02:50:16,600 --> 02:50:17,966
不知道钱够不够

3768
02:50:18,400 --> 02:50:20,066
一通电话要我去上班

3769
02:50:20,066 --> 02:50:21,366
烟烟可以给我鼓励一下吗

3770
02:50:21,366 --> 02:50:22,333
上班加油

3771
02:50:22,766 --> 02:50:24,466
下班了之后回来看我

3772
02:50:25,933 --> 02:50:27,033
就咋说呢

3773
02:50:27,033 --> 02:50:28,366
因为这个

3774
02:50:28,433 --> 02:50:29,633
猫妈妈对于家

3775
02:50:29,633 --> 02:50:31,633
里的这个环境要求实在太

3776
02:50:31,633 --> 02:50:34,233
高了然后我看他本来要求不好

3777
02:50:34,233 --> 02:50:36,833
然后他经常就喜欢脱离扫地什么的

3778
02:50:38,600 --> 02:50:40,400
就包括地上他掉一根头发

3779
02:50:40,400 --> 02:50:41,533
他都想捡起来

3780
02:50:41,533 --> 02:50:43,666
然后要是整个机器人的话应该就会

3781
02:50:43,933 --> 02:50:45,199
好不少吧

3782
02:50:46,066 --> 02:50:48,833
能够智能化的东西就不要人工化

3783
02:50:48,833 --> 02:50:51,399
对这个虽然我一直建议他他买呀

3784
02:50:51,400 --> 02:50:52,933
但是他一直都不买

3785
02:50:53,000 --> 02:50:54,966
但我想必如果我买回去了

3786
02:50:54,966 --> 02:50:56,233
他应该也不会不用

3787
02:50:56,233 --> 02:50:57,799
对我就是这么想

3788
02:50:57,800 --> 02:50:59,733
也不是单纯的喜欢存钱吧

3789
02:50:59,800 --> 02:51:01,266
喜欢存钱肯定是有希望

3790
02:51:01,266 --> 02:51:02,833
想要实现的梦想呀

3791
02:51:03,533 --> 02:51:05,033
谢谢PK的打扣饭

3792
02:51:05,033 --> 02:51:06,133
感谢阿力哥哥

3793
02:51:06,933 --> 02:51:08,199
主播怎么还不下播

3794
02:51:08,200 --> 02:51:10,633
扫地机器人不是很干净慢慢的会不行

3795
02:51:10,633 --> 02:51:12,633
能能能起头发就行了

3796
02:51:13,366 --> 02:51:16,733
谢谢萧然无声的100张心动卡房感谢

3797
02:51:16,766 --> 02:51:17,666
还是应该照

3798
02:51:17,766 --> 02:51:21,833
我们家的地面是可以当镜子用的

3799
02:51:22,166 --> 02:51:24,333
就是特别的光滑

3800
02:51:24,333 --> 02:51:25,399
也不是特别光滑吧

3801
02:51:25,400 --> 02:51:27,600
那个反光就能把那个

3802
02:51:28,133 --> 02:51:31,766
倒影印的特别特别的明显

3803
02:51:35,933 --> 02:51:38,399
小丽机器人跟洗碗机都是好帮手洗碗

3804
02:51:38,400 --> 02:51:40,433
机的话因为家里一般就一两个人

3805
02:51:40,433 --> 02:51:42,333
他可能就用不上你知道吧

3806
02:51:42,533 --> 02:51:44,866
而且他还比较喜欢刷洗碗机

3807
02:51:44,866 --> 02:51:47,333
他天天刷洗碗机那不就本末倒置了吗

3808
02:51:48,166 --> 02:51:49,866
扫地机器人扫不出来这种效果

3809
02:51:49,866 --> 02:51:51,466
带拖地功能的也不行

3810
02:51:51,566 --> 02:51:53,666
主要就是能帮吸头发就行

3811
02:51:53,666 --> 02:51:55,333
我们家有一个特别特别便宜的

3812
02:51:55,333 --> 02:51:57,166
充话费送的扫地机器人

3813
02:51:57,433 --> 02:51:59,533
他也可以就是扫头发的

3814
02:51:59,533 --> 02:52:01,366
就让他稍微轻松一点吧

3815
02:52:05,233 --> 02:52:07,199
对就开了光锥那种效果

3816
02:52:11,333 --> 02:52:13,399
因为扫地机器人不是一般

3817
02:52:13,400 --> 02:52:14,833
会有那种那什么吗

3818
02:52:15,200 --> 02:52:16,166
清理一次就知道

3819
02:52:16,166 --> 02:52:17,133
我清理过

3820
02:52:17,266 --> 02:52:18,266
他不在家的时候

3821
02:52:18,266 --> 02:52:19,766
我在家都是用我家那个超

3822
02:52:19,766 --> 02:52:20,933
便宜的扫地机器人

3823
02:52:20,933 --> 02:52:22,599
弄的全都是灰

3824
02:52:23,733 --> 02:52:24,399
全都是灰

3825
02:52:24,400 --> 02:52:26,433
但是他缠头发还挺好用的

3826
02:52:26,433 --> 02:52:29,333
因为他有一个就底盘一样的东西

3827
02:52:29,333 --> 02:52:30,766
可以把头发吸在上面

3828
02:52:30,766 --> 02:52:32,199
就缠在那个上面

3829
02:52:38,400 --> 02:52:40,000
贵的一样贵的也一样吗

3830
02:52:40,000 --> 02:52:42,400
但是那个那个便宜的他特别吵

3831
02:52:42,400 --> 02:52:43,566
我都受不了

3832
02:52:45,866 --> 02:52:47,433
那大家说就

3833
02:52:47,733 --> 02:52:49,233
家用比较好用的东西

3834
02:52:49,233 --> 02:52:51,266
我应该送点什么会好一点呀

3835
02:52:52,200 --> 02:52:54,200
你们这样一说我又不知道就

3836
02:52:54,333 --> 02:52:55,833
该该买什么了

3837
02:52:56,966 --> 02:52:58,033
吸尘器呢

3838
02:52:58,033 --> 02:53:00,633
单身的单身的吸尘器怎么样

3839
02:53:01,233 --> 02:53:03,266
我掉头发比较厉害了

3840
02:53:04,166 --> 02:53:06,466
他经常跟我说哎你不在家

3841
02:53:06,466 --> 02:53:08,466
咱家的地上都没有头发

3842
02:53:08,533 --> 02:53:11,266
咱家的这个这个瓷砖上也没有灰

3843
02:53:11,366 --> 02:53:12,333
你要想想

3844
02:53:12,333 --> 02:53:15,266
到底是这个谁造成的这些东西啊

3845
02:53:15,366 --> 02:53:17,733
我说我都走了你别骂了

3846
02:53:18,566 --> 02:53:21,366
很吵但很好用吸尘器太吵了

3847
02:53:23,800 --> 02:53:25,933
每天送个心他就不用擦脸

3848
02:53:25,933 --> 02:53:27,766
谢谢冷雾的关注非常感谢

3849
02:53:28,066 --> 02:53:29,433
能擦玻璃的那种

3850
02:53:29,433 --> 02:53:30,199
擦玻璃的话

3851
02:53:30,200 --> 02:53:33,033
我们家是找人一年擦几次了

3852
02:53:33,333 --> 02:53:35,366
他应该用不上擦玻璃的东西

3853
02:53:37,600 --> 02:53:39,400
燕宝是长发还是短发

3854
02:53:39,400 --> 02:53:41,833
算是长发吧这个

3855
02:53:41,833 --> 02:53:45,166
以前是长发很长的头发然后后面

3856
02:53:45,266 --> 02:53:46,366
因为觉得

3857
02:53:46,433 --> 02:53:49,666
总打理太麻烦了一长又打结发质不好

3858
02:53:49,733 --> 02:53:51,466
就把它剪成了那种

3859
02:53:52,266 --> 02:53:56,333
大概刚刚到胸口的那个那个情况

3860
02:53:56,366 --> 02:54:00,366
单身好用贵两三千块钱好像

3861
02:54:02,266 --> 02:54:04,566
这个要找代购吗还是这个

3862
02:54:05,033 --> 02:54:07,166
在淘宝上买就可以啊

3863
02:54:10,366 --> 02:54:11,466
跟他商量商量吧

3864
02:54:11,466 --> 02:54:13,566
看看他是想要这个这个

3865
02:54:13,933 --> 02:54:16,966
呃吸尘器还是想要扫地机器人呢

3866
02:54:17,866 --> 02:54:19,166
有时候会打折

3867
02:54:19,166 --> 02:54:20,766
不止吧我看了一下

3868
02:54:20,766 --> 02:54:23,066
好像销量最高的是3,000多的

3869
02:54:23,133 --> 02:54:24,566
也有5,000多的

3870
02:54:25,333 --> 02:54:27,466
我们这边好像就是这个

3871
02:54:27,600 --> 02:54:28,233
这个这个

3872
02:54:28,233 --> 02:54:31,166
我现在住的这个house他他就是单身的

3873
02:54:31,166 --> 02:54:32,066
吸尘器

3874
02:54:32,666 --> 02:54:34,999
但是他细地毯的话感觉也一般般哎

3875
02:54:35,000 --> 02:54:36,566
没有那么那么干净

3876
02:54:36,600 --> 02:54:38,833
每样买了寄过去的话那个

3877
02:54:39,966 --> 02:54:41,399
邮费也太多了吧

3878
02:54:41,400 --> 02:54:43,166
但是在京东上买就行吧

3879
02:54:43,166 --> 02:54:44,266
我也觉得呀

3880
02:54:45,766 --> 02:54:47,399
群里大型白日梦现场

3881
02:54:47,400 --> 02:54:48,933
你们在梦什么呢

3882
02:54:49,366 --> 02:54:50,166
啊

3883
02:54:50,466 --> 02:54:51,933
他们在干嘛呀

3884
02:54:53,233 --> 02:54:55,333
猫猫掉毛也没什么问题吗

3885
02:54:55,366 --> 02:54:57,833
对啊猫猫掉毛也没什么问题

3886
02:54:58,766 --> 02:55:00,599
查询灯的状态

3887
02:55:01,200 --> 02:55:04,366
烟宝白宫打下要做啥呀

3888
02:55:04,366 --> 02:55:05,833
骑手该吃一转

3889
02:55:05,833 --> 02:55:07,733
NT吉祥烟宝

3890
02:55:08,600 --> 02:55:10,600
主播亲你一口

3891
02:55:11,766 --> 02:55:12,766
该吃不起来

3892
02:55:12,766 --> 02:55:14,366
你要先装作安体

3893
02:55:14,366 --> 02:55:16,999
你见过父亲和儿子计较的吗

3894
02:55:17,766 --> 02:55:18,566
嗯

3895
02:55:19,066 --> 02:55:20,666
你们在说嘛呢

3896
02:55:26,466 --> 02:55:27,999
哥们拿烟当妈

3897
02:55:28,400 --> 02:55:30,266
可是我没有你这个儿子呀

3898
02:55:34,433 --> 02:55:35,599
为啥是单身的

3899
02:55:35,600 --> 02:55:37,566
吸尘带身的吸尘器

3900
02:55:37,766 --> 02:55:40,533
养宠物猫会治好洁癖还真是

3901
02:55:42,466 --> 02:55:43,799
所以我是女儿啊

3902
02:55:43,800 --> 02:55:45,600
你一直一直都是女儿啊

3903
02:55:46,000 --> 02:55:48,866
反转了这个上剑是我爹

3904
02:56:02,200 --> 02:56:07,800
哒哒哒哒哒

3905
02:56:23,666 --> 02:56:26,399
媳妇要买房子我的钱

3906
02:56:27,933 --> 02:56:29,533
辛苦了辛苦了

3907
02:56:29,600 --> 02:56:30,400
呃

3908
02:56:30,566 --> 02:56:34,466
早该买买了谢谢呃周可的6个小心心

3909
02:56:34,466 --> 02:56:36,033
反感谢爱离开的

3910
02:56:36,333 --> 02:56:37,733
国外要去哪买宠物

3911
02:56:37,733 --> 02:56:38,599
我不知道呀

3912
02:56:38,600 --> 02:56:41,466
我们这边买宠物的这个朋友好像都是

3913
02:56:42,033 --> 02:56:42,999
从一些什么

3914
02:56:43,033 --> 02:56:46,033
就朋友圈啊之类的或者是一些

3915
02:56:46,133 --> 02:56:48,399
这个朋友的朋友介绍

3916
02:56:48,400 --> 02:56:49,600
之类的你要说真

3917
02:56:49,600 --> 02:56:50,233
宠物的话

3918
02:56:50,233 --> 02:56:52,166
我不知道但我知道超市里都有卖

3919
02:56:52,166 --> 02:56:53,433
宠物用品的

3920
02:56:54,466 --> 02:56:56,433
只是留学买宠物的话

3921
02:56:57,133 --> 02:56:59,833
毕业了要么只能就找新家

3922
02:57:00,866 --> 02:57:03,199
转出去要不然的话就只能

3923
02:57:03,566 --> 02:57:04,866
就咋说呢

3924
02:57:05,000 --> 02:57:07,833
把它弄一个单独的仓然后带回国

3925
02:57:07,833 --> 02:57:08,866
但是这种

3926
02:57:08,933 --> 02:57:10,399
长期的这种

3927
02:57:11,000 --> 02:57:14,833
航班的话对宠物跟你自己都挺辛苦的

3928
02:57:17,133 --> 02:57:18,399
养电子宠物不错

3929
02:57:18,400 --> 02:57:20,200
主外没有猫舍救助战队

3930
02:57:20,200 --> 02:57:21,766
学生不建议养宠物

3931
02:57:23,133 --> 02:57:24,266
我要待五六年了

3932
02:57:24,266 --> 02:57:26,033
五六年的话倒也还行吧

3933
02:57:26,033 --> 02:57:27,633
五六年我觉得可以

3934
02:57:32,866 --> 02:57:35,766
谢谢林哥的这个行业方感谢

3935
02:57:36,600 --> 02:57:39,200
有款球形的吸尘器砌地毯也好用

3936
02:57:39,200 --> 02:57:40,566
我们家没有地毯因为

3937
02:57:40,766 --> 02:57:43,399
呃猫妈妈觉得地毯这个东西太

3938
02:57:43,400 --> 02:57:45,033
藏灰藏头发了

3939
02:57:45,533 --> 02:57:46,633
球形的是什么样的

3940
02:57:46,633 --> 02:57:48,399
我们家的好像就是球形的

3941
02:57:49,266 --> 02:57:51,766
哎我们家的好像就是球形的

3942
02:57:51,766 --> 02:57:52,966
我不好说了

3943
02:57:53,033 --> 02:57:54,999
他是不是一个有一个球形的那个

3944
02:57:55,000 --> 02:57:56,733
那个像屁股一样的那种

3945
02:57:58,266 --> 02:57:59,733
然后可以拉出来了

3946
02:57:59,800 --> 02:58:01,466
主播GN是什么意思

3947
02:58:01,466 --> 02:58:03,466
GN就是那个呃

3948
02:58:05,766 --> 02:58:06,466
呃

3949
02:58:06,466 --> 02:58:07,566
欢迎老区

3950
02:58:08,466 --> 02:58:10,833
哎我们今天是不是见过啊

3951
02:58:10,833 --> 02:58:14,466
老区我们在梨子的直播间好像见过

3952
02:58:14,633 --> 02:58:16,066
这些就是观念的意思啊

3953
02:58:16,066 --> 02:58:17,933
就有一些观念的主播不认同

3954
02:58:17,933 --> 02:58:19,833
所以说我会说这个这些

3955
02:58:20,133 --> 02:58:21,466
呃真的是啊

3956
02:58:21,466 --> 02:58:22,566
就是观念真的是

3957
02:58:22,566 --> 02:58:25,233
你的这个概念真的是有点小小的问

3958
02:58:25,233 --> 02:58:26,033
题啊

3959
02:58:29,933 --> 02:58:32,333
今天就是主播嗯不

3960
02:58:32,333 --> 02:58:35,233
是呀我截图发进两群里干嘛

3961
02:58:35,533 --> 02:58:36,333
欢迎林少

3962
02:58:43,433 --> 02:58:46,266
总想要透过你眼睛

3963
02:58:46,266 --> 02:58:50,266
去找寻最原始的野性

3964
02:58:50,266 --> 02:58:52,999
没想到最后却闯进

3965
02:58:53,233 --> 02:58:56,999
一整座森林的宁静

3966
02:58:57,000 --> 02:59:00,600
你呼吸蓝丝绒包裹身体

3967
02:59:02,366 --> 02:59:05,666
主播的观念只觉得和我已很相似

3968
02:59:05,733 --> 02:59:07,199
主播跟你一点都不相似

3969
02:59:07,200 --> 02:59:08,400
欢迎睡前脚

3970
02:59:09,633 --> 02:59:10,866
我只能说

3971
02:59:12,200 --> 02:59:15,233
有一些东西啊可不敢乱说的

3972
02:59:15,433 --> 02:59:19,533
我室友那个599点奖励着布偶猫

3973
02:59:19,533 --> 02:59:21,066
地毯上都是猫毛

3974
02:59:25,133 --> 02:59:25,833
有人要吃

3975
02:59:25,833 --> 02:59:28,533
禁烟了我不说是谁用这个吸非常干净

3976
02:59:28,533 --> 02:59:29,633
好呀我看一下

3977
02:59:30,733 --> 02:59:32,233
主播曾经公开发表

3978
02:59:32,233 --> 02:59:33,433
自己就是职业人员了

3979
02:59:33,433 --> 02:59:34,733
可不能污蔑主播了

3980
02:59:34,733 --> 02:59:37,366
你怎么就能假定主播就是主播呢

3981
02:59:37,600 --> 02:59:38,966
睡了晚安夜夜

3982
02:59:38,966 --> 02:59:40,033
晚安夜夜

3983
02:59:45,933 --> 02:59:52,066
哒哒哒哒哒哒

3984
03:00:06,600 --> 03:00:08,566
没有地毯不需要这么贵

3985
03:00:09,400 --> 03:00:11,166
600的话也还可以吧

3986
03:00:11,166 --> 03:00:12,833
主播是谁我超待播

3987
03:00:12,833 --> 03:00:14,166
皮套下有好多终点

3988
03:00:14,166 --> 03:00:15,266
一直都是活跃

3989
03:00:15,766 --> 03:00:17,799
我这个皮套没公开过

3990
03:00:18,200 --> 03:00:20,166
对这个皮套没有公开过

3991
03:00:20,233 --> 03:00:22,999
我只想在爱里沉溺

3992
03:00:23,433 --> 03:00:26,599
这世界是块冰

3993
03:00:26,933 --> 03:00:29,866
就让她是块冰

3994
03:00:30,766 --> 03:00:32,133
主播要下班了

3995
03:00:32,766 --> 03:00:34,066
主播又要下班了

3996
03:00:34,066 --> 03:00:36,266
哎主播怎么总是在下班呢

3997
03:00:36,800 --> 03:00:39,333
高兴啊不对不开心

3998
03:00:39,400 --> 03:00:41,833
600是税钱不过你们省的税不高

3999
03:00:41,833 --> 03:00:43,666
对啊我们省的税确实不多

4000
03:00:49,433 --> 03:00:52,633
公开之日毕业之时呃不可以公开

4001
03:00:53,966 --> 03:00:54,999
么么么么

4002
03:00:55,166 --> 03:00:56,599
不公开不公开

4003
03:01:01,366 --> 03:01:03,266
主播要睡觉去了吗

4004
03:01:03,433 --> 03:01:06,199
没有主播的加班机即将走到尽头

4005
03:01:07,066 --> 03:01:07,933
我们下班了

4006
03:01:07,933 --> 03:01:09,866
我们又下班我们总在没下班

4007
03:01:09,866 --> 03:01:12,133
主播谁北京却老乡了你给我爬

4008
03:01:12,766 --> 03:01:14,233
主播是我的身体

4009
03:01:15,033 --> 03:01:16,766
是的没错我就在这个

4010
03:01:16,766 --> 03:01:18,433
呃换苹果在哪的那个

4011
03:01:18,433 --> 03:01:20,766
哈哈哈哈什么

4012
03:01:21,933 --> 03:01:23,733
公开一只小公猫

4013
03:01:26,333 --> 03:01:28,399
这样温暖的你

4014
03:01:28,400 --> 03:01:34,966
哒哒哒哒哒哒

4015
03:01:35,566 --> 03:01:36,666
快上总督买主播

4016
03:01:36,666 --> 03:01:38,366
这个皮套未免有些太贵了

4017
03:01:38,366 --> 03:01:39,266
欢迎少年

4018
03:01:39,533 --> 03:01:41,833
我作为一个在加拿大生活工作

4019
03:01:41,833 --> 03:01:42,833
学习的9年的人

4020
03:01:42,833 --> 03:01:44,333
主播是学姐没错

4021
03:01:44,333 --> 03:01:47,533
主播呢就是数一数二的这个这个

4022
03:01:48,000 --> 03:01:51,166
呃其实主播现在已经38岁这个带俩娃

4023
03:01:51,166 --> 03:01:52,566
然后已经这个

4024
03:01:52,733 --> 03:01:53,533
呃

4025
03:01:54,166 --> 03:01:55,133
编不下去了

4026
03:01:58,533 --> 03:01:59,799
吃完午饭了

4027
03:02:00,400 --> 03:02:01,533
哈哈哈

4028
03:02:03,133 --> 03:02:05,166
阿姨看完菜后一口没吃

4029
03:02:05,166 --> 03:02:06,933
本公主不想做饭

4030
03:02:07,666 --> 03:02:09,199
哎正光我教你

4031
03:02:09,200 --> 03:02:10,633
你那个下载一个抖音

4032
03:02:10,633 --> 03:02:13,166
然后你平常去多刷一些那个什么

4033
03:02:13,200 --> 03:02:14,733
你别从炒青菜开始

4034
03:02:14,733 --> 03:02:16,633
炒青菜这个东西很吃功底的

4035
03:02:16,733 --> 03:02:17,966
你从啥玩意开始呢

4036
03:02:17,966 --> 03:02:19,199
从可乐鸡翅

4037
03:02:19,366 --> 03:02:22,033
然后番茄牛腩这种简单的菜开始

4038
03:02:22,033 --> 03:02:23,799
你别看它是肉菜你觉得它难

4039
03:02:23,800 --> 03:02:25,333
其实它特别的简单啊

4040
03:02:25,333 --> 03:02:26,966
你不要担心这个事情

4041
03:02:27,000 --> 03:02:28,200
千万千万的不要

4042
03:02:28,200 --> 03:02:29,000
那什么

4043
03:02:29,866 --> 03:02:32,199
千万不要从炒青菜这种吃功利的

4044
03:02:32,200 --> 03:02:34,600
什么土豆丝啊这些东西太难了

4045
03:02:36,000 --> 03:02:38,133
哥们一口水没憋住

4046
03:02:38,133 --> 03:02:39,133
哈哈哈

4047
03:02:39,133 --> 03:02:40,433
每次法力有限

4048
03:02:40,433 --> 03:02:42,233
主播83岁有俩孙子了

4049
03:02:42,233 --> 03:02:44,233
这下单身的一代俩娃了

4050
03:02:44,466 --> 03:02:45,433
收了就行

4051
03:02:45,666 --> 03:02:47,799
他说让你家娃来直播一下

4052
03:02:49,600 --> 03:02:52,033
爸爸的爸爸叫爷爷

4053
03:02:52,266 --> 03:02:54,733
妈妈的妈妈叫姥

4054
03:02:54,800 --> 03:02:59,933
姥各位观众朋友们大家好我是米亚

4055
03:02:59,966 --> 03:03:00,833
米亚的

4056
03:03:01,466 --> 03:03:02,266
爹

4057
03:03:03,600 --> 03:03:05,833
米亚38岁有200多个爹

4058
03:03:06,433 --> 03:03:08,599
对啊做饭多看看b站视频

4059
03:03:08,600 --> 03:03:09,400
对

4060
03:03:09,966 --> 03:03:11,566
不听不听不做了我摆了

4061
03:03:11,566 --> 03:03:14,199
别摆呀为什么要夹着我还38岁

4062
03:03:14,366 --> 03:03:16,599
换一个喂

4063
03:03:17,600 --> 03:03:19,266
欢迎来到智慧树乐园

4064
03:03:19,266 --> 03:03:21,033
我是你们的主持人

4065
03:03:21,066 --> 03:03:22,466
红苹果

4066
03:03:22,633 --> 03:03:24,599
呃我是你们的主持人绿泡泡

4067
03:03:24,600 --> 03:03:27,133
愿半生飘零未遇明珠

4068
03:03:29,033 --> 03:03:29,833
嗯嗯

4069
03:03:29,933 --> 03:03:30,999
我不好说

4070
03:03:31,800 --> 03:03:35,433
下一个83岁了吧开始嗯该戒烟了

4071
03:03:36,733 --> 03:03:37,266
欢迎

4072
03:03:37,266 --> 03:03:40,133
如何摆脱犹阁什么犹阁犹阁泡泡

4073
03:03:41,633 --> 03:03:43,199
老东西别装了

4074
03:03:43,200 --> 03:03:45,766
送一个吉祥三宝直接下播吧

4075
03:03:46,000 --> 03:03:47,866
哈哈哎

4076
03:03:49,233 --> 03:03:52,633
红果果和绿泡泡在一起的这多幸福呀

4077
03:03:53,233 --> 03:03:54,166
真好

4078
03:03:55,400 --> 03:04:01,133
已经为了变得更好去掉锋芒

4079
03:04:02,000 --> 03:04:07,233
一不小心成了你的倾诉对象

4080
03:04:07,933 --> 03:04:08,833
哈哈哈

4081
03:04:08,933 --> 03:04:09,866
哎呀

4082
03:04:10,766 --> 03:04:12,999
姐姐喽睡觉了

4083
03:04:13,000 --> 03:04:13,933
喵喵

4084
03:04:15,866 --> 03:04:17,166
欢迎不语妄语

4085
03:04:18,266 --> 03:04:19,733
还有3分钟的救援员

4086
03:04:19,733 --> 03:04:21,766
放完了正好就没了耶

4087
03:04:21,833 --> 03:04:22,866
哈哈哈

4088
03:04:22,866 --> 03:04:24,399
放完了正好就没了

4089
03:04:24,400 --> 03:04:25,933
谢谢QVQ的分享

4090
03:04:27,600 --> 03:04:29,466
抽根烟我不习惯

4091
03:04:29,866 --> 03:04:31,599
被呛着我怎么办

4092
03:04:31,600 --> 03:04:34,533
在医院唱一礼拜才学会怎么忍耐

4093
03:04:34,533 --> 03:04:36,166
才8点 真8点

4094
03:04:36,166 --> 03:04:38,333
12点主播声音有心得了没有

4095
03:04:38,333 --> 03:04:39,133
你让那个

4096
03:04:39,233 --> 03:04:41,833
你让那个那个坏苹果给你分享一下吧

4097
03:04:41,833 --> 03:04:42,799
我分享不了

4098
03:04:42,800 --> 03:04:45,600
坏苹果是阅读9分的人啊我分享不了

4099
03:04:46,133 --> 03:04:49,966
主播雅思4颗加起来9分花苹果单颗9分

4100
03:04:49,966 --> 03:04:53,199
人家一只手就打我这个双拳双脚啊

4101
03:05:03,800 --> 03:05:05,466
主播可以说话带后缀吗

4102
03:05:05,466 --> 03:05:07,733
喵这不是收破叉的疾病吗

4103
03:05:07,733 --> 03:05:08,533
喵

4104
03:05:09,400 --> 03:05:10,333
这都是什么活

4105
03:05:10,333 --> 03:05:11,633
都哪来的活呀

4106
03:05:12,366 --> 03:05:13,599
后缀指定是吧

4107
03:05:13,600 --> 03:05:16,800
SC挂着的期间说话带后缀你想要对吧

4108
03:05:17,033 --> 03:05:20,466
戒了烟我不习惯

4109
03:05:20,466 --> 03:05:24,399
没有你我怎么办

4110
03:05:24,600 --> 03:05:28,200
3年零一个礼拜

4111
03:05:28,466 --> 03:05:32,233
才学会怎么忍耐

4112
03:05:35,000 --> 03:05:37,166
才刚12点但是我肯定睡不着觉

4113
03:05:37,166 --> 03:05:39,999
因为我上播之前我就在睡觉

4114
03:05:40,000 --> 03:05:40,933
我一直从

4115
03:05:41,000 --> 03:05:43,766
下午吃完那个午饭四三四点钟吧

4116
03:05:43,766 --> 03:05:46,533
四点多五点多一直睡到我上播之前

4117
03:05:46,533 --> 03:05:48,833
你们想想吧主播像一个猪逼一样

4118
03:05:53,166 --> 03:05:55,633
凌晨1点是坏苹果那边不是我这边

4119
03:05:56,366 --> 03:05:58,799
刚12点 不着急

4120
03:06:02,366 --> 03:06:04,799
已经过得还算

4121
03:06:05,200 --> 03:06:06,766
幸福密码

4122
03:06:07,200 --> 03:06:08,066
今晚还播吗

4123
03:06:08,066 --> 03:06:10,266
播呗我不直播我干嘛呀

4124
03:06:10,466 --> 03:06:14,833
一杯唱了几段你却哭了

4125
03:06:14,833 --> 03:06:16,233
对啊不直播我干嘛

4126
03:06:16,233 --> 03:06:17,033
你

4127
03:06:17,566 --> 03:06:20,199
想去安慰却不知什么

4128
03:06:20,200 --> 03:06:20,466
对啊

4129
03:06:20,466 --> 03:06:23,533
下播之后去做个小饭然后睡个小裙

4130
03:06:23,600 --> 03:06:24,333
哈哈哈

4131
03:06:24,333 --> 03:06:26,266
幸福快乐嗯

4132
03:06:26,633 --> 03:06:30,366
我得到了惩罚

4133
03:06:32,566 --> 03:06:36,566
戒了烟我不习惯

4134
03:06:36,733 --> 03:06:40,333
没有你我怎么办

4135
03:06:40,533 --> 03:06:44,333
3年零一个礼拜

4136
03:06:44,533 --> 03:06:48,233
才学会怎么忍耐

4137
03:06:48,433 --> 03:06:54,066
你给过我的伤害是没有

4138
03:06:54,066 --> 03:06:56,199
520可以两金一银

4139
03:06:56,233 --> 03:07:00,133
你可以两荤一素两菜一汤两脚一蹬

4140
03:07:00,200 --> 03:07:02,266
两手一摊两点一线

4141
03:07:02,466 --> 03:07:03,833
这什么呀

4142
03:07:04,133 --> 03:07:06,066
怎么进来就有叫妈妈的

4143
03:07:10,200 --> 03:07:10,933
来个见长

4144
03:07:10,933 --> 03:07:12,366
又能圆梦又能加班

4145
03:07:12,366 --> 03:07:14,233
这也不是我能控制的了的呀

4146
03:07:14,233 --> 03:07:16,333
没有办法这我控制不了

4147
03:07:19,400 --> 03:07:21,033
我可以两眼一黑

4148
03:07:21,033 --> 03:07:21,599
哈哈哈

4149
03:07:21,600 --> 03:07:24,733
我还能两眼一亮呢晚安

4150
03:07:27,966 --> 03:07:29,766
只能说世界中等你出现

4151
03:07:29,766 --> 03:07:31,399
加班的英雄是吧

4152
03:07:34,266 --> 03:07:35,766
我想你

4153
03:07:35,766 --> 03:07:37,133
想戒

4154
03:07:37,266 --> 03:07:38,166
了烟

4155
03:07:38,333 --> 03:07:40,366
我不习惯

4156
03:07:40,666 --> 03:07:44,033
没有你我怎么办

4157
03:07:44,533 --> 03:07:48,266
3年零一个礼拜

4158
03:07:48,466 --> 03:07:52,266
才学会怎么忍耐

4159
03:07:52,433 --> 03:07:56,433
你给过我的伤害

4160
03:07:56,433 --> 03:08:00,766
是没有一句责怪

4161
03:08:02,833 --> 03:08:03,633
哦

4162
03:08:04,366 --> 03:08:08,366
戒了烟染上悲伤

4163
03:08:08,600 --> 03:08:11,233
我也不想

4164
03:08:11,533 --> 03:08:13,166
今晚不是小作文征集

4165
03:08:13,166 --> 03:08:14,433
几天之后来小作文

4166
03:08:14,433 --> 03:08:16,633
可能3天左右嗯

4167
03:08:21,866 --> 03:08:23,833
谢谢你们今天的陪伴和支持

4168
03:08:23,833 --> 03:08:25,466
然后今天我也非常非常高兴

4169
03:08:25,466 --> 03:08:28,999
祝大家下午的工作学习都顺利

4170
03:08:29,433 --> 03:08:30,233
喵

4171
03:08:30,766 --> 03:08:33,366
没钱开车没过线都来了

4172
03:08:34,633 --> 03:08:35,133
不行啊

4173
03:08:35,133 --> 03:08:37,133
可我可以没钱但不能没过线啊

4174
03:08:37,133 --> 03:08:38,566
一定要狠狠的过线

4175
03:08:38,866 --> 03:08:40,766
拜拜我是争取弄动态

4176
03:08:40,766 --> 03:08:42,466
我得下播之后才弄动态

4177
03:08:42,866 --> 03:08:44,133
下播之后再发

4178
03:09:00,600 --> 03:09:02,166
yeah i'll tell you what i want

4179
03:09:02,166 --> 03:09:03,533
what i really really want

4180
03:09:03,533 --> 03:09:04,966
so tell me what you want

4181
03:09:04,966 --> 03:09:06,266
what you really really want

4182
03:09:06,266 --> 03:09:07,799
i'll tell you what i want

4183
03:09:07,800 --> 03:09:09,266
what i really really want

4184
03:09:09,266 --> 03:09:13,733
拜拜拜拜拜拜拜拜呜

4185
03:09:15,233 --> 03:09:15,766
呜呜

4186
03:09:15,766 --> 03:09:16,733
拜拜拜拜

4187
03:09:16,733 --> 03:09:17,833
Jigger Jigger

4188
03:09:20,800 --> 03:09:23,266
really really really wanna Jigger Jigger

4189
03:09:24,000 --> 03:09:25,733
if you were my future

4190
03:09:26,966 --> 03:09:28,933
forget my past

4191
03:09:29,600 --> 03:09:34,400
if you wanna get with me better make it fast

4192
03:09:35,200 --> 03:09:39,966
now don't go wasting my precious time

4193
03:09:40,533 --> 03:09:45,133
get your act together we could be just fine

4194
03:09:46,133 --> 03:09:48,733
if you wanna be my lover

4195
03:09:48,800 --> 03:09:51,833
you gotta get with my friends

4196
03:09:51,833 --> 03:09:54,333
make it last forever

4197
03:09:54,333 --> 03:09:57,399
friendship never ends

4198
03:09:57,466 --> 03:09:59,933
if you wanna be my lover

4199
03:10:00,366 --> 03:10:02,566
you have got to give

4200
03:10:03,066 --> 03:10:08,133
taking is too easy but that's the way it is

4201
03:10:08,400 --> 03:10:09,933
you're taking what i want

4202
03:10:09,933 --> 03:10:11,266
what i really really want

4203
03:10:11,266 --> 03:10:12,733
so tell me what you want

4204
03:10:12,733 --> 03:10:13,966
what you really really want

4205
03:10:13,966 --> 03:10:17,066
i wanna i wanna i wanna i wanna

4206
03:10:17,166 --> 03:10:19,933
i really really really wanna zigazig ah

4207
03:10:20,366 --> 03:10:25,166
what you think bout that now you know how i feel

4208
03:10:25,966 --> 03:10:30,933
say you can handle my love are you for real

4209
03:10:31,666 --> 03:10:36,333
i won't be hasty i'll give you a try

4210
03:10:37,000 --> 03:10:41,666
if you really book me then i'll say goodbye

4211
03:10:42,933 --> 03:10:45,066
if you wanna be my lover

4212
03:10:45,366 --> 03:10:48,266
you gotta get with my friends

4213
03:10:48,266 --> 03:10:50,799
make it last forever

4214
03:10:50,800 --> 03:10:53,766
friendship never ends

4215
03:10:53,933 --> 03:10:56,466
if you wanna be my lover

4216
03:10:56,766 --> 03:10:59,033
you have got to give

4217
03:10:59,600 --> 03:11:04,966
taking is too easy but that's the way it ends

4218
03:11:04,966 --> 03:11:06,366
yeah i tell you what i want

4219
03:11:06,366 --> 03:11:07,766
what i really really want

4220
03:11:07,766 --> 03:11:09,199
so tell me what you want

4221
03:11:09,200 --> 03:11:10,400
what you really really want

4222
03:11:10,400 --> 03:11:13,433
i wanna i wanna i wanna i wanna

4223
03:11:13,600 --> 03:11:16,166
i really really really wanna zigazig ah

4224
03:11:16,166 --> 03:11:18,999
so here's a story from a to z