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tonight i'm changing all of the stations

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i like to think that we had enough

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we drove on back to a better place

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but on that road i took a cup

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oh baby why did you run away

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i lost it all you in your darkest times

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i'll stay for you in your darkest nights

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but i wonder where were you when i was at my worst

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down on my knees and you said you had my back

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i wonder where were you

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all the rules you took came back to me

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so i'm falling for

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not that

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it's true the night that leads to you

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and nothing i can do the night

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that leads to you

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哎

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开了哎今天咋这快呢

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我也我也我也我也啊

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欢迎潮汐欢迎饼干欢迎啊

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哈尔欢迎超级啊欢迎

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酋长欢迎林迪欢迎来自圣光

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欢迎他姐早早早早

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这么早啊哎这么早

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今天有个别别叫爹了别叫爹了

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这么贱来干嘛

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欢迎哎呀妈呀草

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呃那个今天今天有个呃

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观众

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他出考研成绩然后我我我答应了这个

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一起见证一下爹

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你来了别别像传话太监一样行不行

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这个正常点我们正常互动了啊

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and you said you had my back

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so i wonder where were you

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all the roads you took came back to me

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so i'm following the map that leads to you

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the map that leads to you

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and now that

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the map that leads to

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following following following to you

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the map that leads to you

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ain't nothing i can do

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the map that leads to

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宝计划考研吗

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我应该是不会考的

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我要么就是申研

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然后总不能回国考研吧

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好了就不陪你们到上夜了

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要睡觉了吗

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还晚安晚安么么么么你那边几点了

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是不是挺晚了

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but i wonder where were you

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when i was at my worst down on my knees

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and you said you had my back

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so i wonder where were you

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all the roads you took came back to me

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so i'm following the map that leads to you

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the life that leads to you

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and there's nothing i can do

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但是吧呃

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呃不知道我的成品能不能升的上啊

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我要是有配的话我肯定希望读啊

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但是我要是不配的话那也没办法呀

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这个也不是我能控制的

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这样的欢迎因你还在的梦

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哎怎么怎么这么早呀

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你醒的好早哦

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申演成绩这么好呀

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肯定不是呀

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因为因为我不是在留学吗

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留学没有考研这个说法的

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要么就是拿这个GPA申

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要么就是申不到就没了就炸了

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早安你你还在的梦

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你发现这个点的主播学历都好高

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还真是我有好几个朋友都都这个点

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其实他们都是留学生啊嗯

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升不到就没机会了吗

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也可以回国考吧

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倒也是

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也也可以回国考但是一般来说

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呃不太会回国考

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就大伙同行一般是我

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介绍一下你的朋友我去看看

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就是几个认识的其实也没

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没有没有加过这个联系方式

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我看一下

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今天早上的基础时间设成多久啊

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90分钟嗯OK

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翻倍的话就大概回去

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一波呃再加上2 OK

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不是4个小时吗

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不是4个小时啊我都播了6个小时了

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我还播4个小时

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今天岂不是卡bug了

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这个才是正常的题目

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今天岂不是卡了

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昨天晚上结算的那个bug

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丢不下你的室友是吧

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昨天下午睡到了12点凌晨3点睡到7点

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我跟你说梦郎是我

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前天的时候下午也是3点睡到晚上9点

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然后半夜1点又睡到早上6点

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早上6点又睡到早上10点

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然后才来给大家直播的

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是宝宝豹哥说的这么快吗

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我连充钱的时间都没

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那我我给你卡我给你卡你卡一

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个哈哈哈

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你要砍什么啊

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饼干你不会真要砍吧

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他

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吧

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我也不知道为什么

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刚想着还挺划算的

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虚拟主播有问题吗

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肯定是虚拟主播

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大早上的冲一次看一天

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我那个什么感谢孟老师的查房

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带来了一位上当提督

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还真是昨天昨天

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这都上传了

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之后

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我给他表演了一下我的绝活大风车

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他问我能不能退款啊

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然后他说再给你一次机会吧

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你再表演点别的

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然后我就战战兢兢的唱了一首

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心动只为你

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他不说话了他说这个需要缓一缓

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哈哈哈他那整个人都傻了

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对然后他他说这个让我来接受一下

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这个对于人类来说

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这种艺术形式有一点像超前

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梦宝这人能穿

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哈

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哈哈怎么安利的

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这么逆天的物业嗯

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小姐残蛋还没睡觉吗

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我怎么感觉残蛋一直都在呀

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就熬了一宿然后残蛋还在

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大清早

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让我们来回顾一下昨天那首歌吧

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不要不要

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你你不会真要听吧

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斌哥那是主播

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那就是我歌里的这个底线了

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你看不代表主播的这个唱歌的水平啊

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正准备睡了

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哦

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谈谈是在哪里

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在英国吗

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还是

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你也在啊

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你们怎么都这么这么这么

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我没听过你也

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你没听过主播唱实力的只有饼干

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没听过白天的主播像一个人

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晚上的主播一次像一个鬼了

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欢迎超人早

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我刚才还在练呢

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刚才还在听一个妹妹唱后来

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我也想唱后来了

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不是这两天有事晚上都不能睡

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啊这样子啊辛苦了辛苦了

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我还在想呢

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我就是想看晚上的主播

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怎么了吗

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我晚上唱

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歌天天被他们嘲笑

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天天说主播唱歌难听难听

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然后我一唱歌他们就笑

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789我告诉你我可看到你去地里了

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人麻了

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刚准备睡觉看一眼手机居然开播了

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没关系没关系快睡觉

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大家打个招呼就睡觉吧

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欢迎坏苹果

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我也唱后来呀

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欢迎新勇者

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你唱歌难听不是众所周知吗

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给我点面子给我点面子

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犹豫了一下要不要点击

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哈哈哈呃这

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那我我我唱点温柔的吧

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万一唱完了之后

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超然跟惨淡都睡不着觉了怎么办呀

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转播开始

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别转播了一边转播一边锐评我

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那不是我才会干的事情吗

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你怎么能大发烟烟财呢

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狠狠的

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这个这个那什么你别把你唱老歌

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好像有几首还行

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真的吗真的吗念真的吗

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算了算了

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哈哈哈怎么了怎么了

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什么事情

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算了谭大

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这样都不行

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其实主播的格力一直都很低下呀

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赚点米给你世界上

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我上次好像有听你哼过来着

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啊还真是

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我确实哼过

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就那个后来吗

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唱歌算了哈哈哈哈

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他睡不着觉是吧

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他在什么时候睡觉啊

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这个要通宵等成绩的主播

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呃这个这个这个店长没有醒怎么办呢

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我单推你啊啊

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你单推我的啊啊我知道了

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早上提神醒脑一天都有好心情

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哈哈可是他都要睡觉了

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他再提神醒脑就完蛋了

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欢迎菠萝肉早

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燕燕早上好

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晚上好早上好

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晚上好白姑姑

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欢迎鬼让

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第二次来吧

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鬼让之前有来过

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我还是想想试试

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后来你跟我提提神吧

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燕子

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走

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后来我总算学会了

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如何去爱可惜你早已远

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去消失在人海是不是这么唱来着

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我总算学会了如何去爱可惜你哈哈哈

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饶了我吧我不唱了我不唱了

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行行行OK没问题

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主播还是跟大伙聊聊天吧

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先不唱了

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先不唱了

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要不然谈恋爱的话晚上睡不着觉

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欢迎风行天下客

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错过就不再

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好健康的叶老师

242
00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:17,700
狠狠的给他吃了

243
00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:20,666
有没有可能我刚下播两三个小时啊

244
00:10:20,766 --> 00:10:22,533
然后我刚刚做了个饭

245
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:26,300
碗还没刷躺床上好像刚躺了10分钟

246
00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:28,066
一起来怎么又要上班了

247
00:10:28,066 --> 00:10:29,066
好奇怪呀

248
00:10:29,133 --> 00:10:31,299
这一天好像没有休息的时间

249
00:10:31,733 --> 00:10:34,533
找我主播能助我抢客啊

250
00:10:34,533 --> 00:10:36,366
我今天好像有抢客呀

251
00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:38,333
助我抢客的时候网别急

252
00:10:39,133 --> 00:10:40,766
你找个代抢吧要不然

253
00:10:41,466 --> 00:10:43,466
我以前抢宿舍就是带抢的

254
00:10:46,133 --> 00:10:50,133
粉丝群狂夸进两群狂骂这不很正常吗

255
00:10:50,133 --> 00:10:51,866
人都是有两面面孔呐

256
00:10:51,933 --> 00:10:54,166
欢迎林化兰沟主播

257
00:10:54,266 --> 00:10:55,499
我不是兰沟啊

258
00:10:55,666 --> 00:10:57,533
晚上好电子猫罐头

259
00:10:57,566 --> 00:10:59,466
后的时光

260
00:10:59,733 --> 00:11:02,133
每当有感叹

261
00:11:02,866 --> 00:11:06,899
总想起当天的星光

262
00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:12,300
那时候的爱情

263
00:11:14,733 --> 00:11:16,933
这个总加班时间到底有在减吗

264
00:11:16,933 --> 00:11:17,699
没有在减

265
00:11:17,700 --> 00:11:21,566
是因为呃我我最近题都太多了

266
00:11:21,566 --> 00:11:24,366
数字不是没变是往上加了200

267
00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:25,866
因为昨天晚上

268
00:11:25,966 --> 00:11:26,966
呃呃

269
00:11:27,766 --> 00:11:29,466
谭大老师和

270
00:11:29,733 --> 00:11:32,566
旧梦哈哈哈和希望永远存在

271
00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:33,766
两个人很支持我

272
00:11:33,766 --> 00:11:36,333
然后上了提督之后多选了加班

273
00:11:36,333 --> 00:11:40,333
加班了之后就这个时间就变得更多了

274
00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:43,366
140天了恭喜恭喜恭喜

275
00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:46,566
提督好多我好高兴啊

276
00:11:48,566 --> 00:11:49,866
但是我又不能

277
00:11:49,933 --> 00:11:51,733
我又不能特别表现出来

278
00:11:51,733 --> 00:11:53,766
这样会显得我像一个特别特别

279
00:11:53,766 --> 00:11:55,566
喜欢你的坏女人

280
00:11:57,266 --> 00:11:59,499
但是我特别高兴嘿嘿

281
00:11:59,666 --> 00:12:01,933
如何回忆我

282
00:12:02,066 --> 00:12:04,999
带着笑或是很沉默

283
00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:06,900
这些年来

284
00:12:06,933 --> 00:12:10,599
有没有人能让你不寂寞

285
00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:18,266
后来我总算学会了如何去爱

286
00:12:18,266 --> 00:12:23,799
可惜你早已远去消失在人海

287
00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:31,100
后来终于在眼泪中明白

288
00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:35,500
有些人一旦错过就不在

289
00:12:36,966 --> 00:12:37,999
没有没有

290
00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:39,666
不是只在乎你啊

291
00:12:39,666 --> 00:12:41,566
这个每天都要给自己狠狠的

292
00:12:41,566 --> 00:12:42,866
上一个小时的这个

293
00:12:42,933 --> 00:12:44,399
心理健康课呀

294
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:47,400
每天这个上播的时候都保持一个呃

295
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:50,600
埋在地底下的心然后被大家挖出来

296
00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:54,900
心动也只是对你啊对咽咽人啊哈哈哈

297
00:12:55,366 --> 00:12:58,866
喜欢倒是喜欢啦怎么可能不喜欢呢

298
00:12:59,066 --> 00:12:59,933
你们说对吧

299
00:12:59,933 --> 00:13:01,399
谢谢关注非常感谢

300
00:13:01,566 --> 00:13:04,933
等我股票涨回去了就帮你清零哦

301
00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:06,500
还有这种好事

302
00:13:06,533 --> 00:13:08,799
缺少或是很沉默

303
00:13:09,533 --> 00:13:11,333
股票涨回去快点涨回去吧

304
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:12,733
再清不清理也无所谓

305
00:13:12,733 --> 00:13:14,599
赶紧涨回去吧别亏了

306
00:13:15,966 --> 00:13:17,899
心理健康可是怎么上的

307
00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:20,100
每天抱着手机催眠自己

308
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,900
嗯这个

309
00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,466
找回这个里面心态啊

310
00:13:25,466 --> 00:13:27,966
然后去里面这个这个这个

311
00:13:28,866 --> 00:13:30,466
看看自己的路过

312
00:13:30,466 --> 00:13:31,933
然后多多想想

313
00:13:31,933 --> 00:13:34,533
不要被这个成绩冲昏了头脑

314
00:13:34,733 --> 00:13:37,699
不要这个沉溺于一些呃

315
00:13:38,566 --> 00:13:40,266
不是因为自己特别厉害

316
00:13:40,266 --> 00:13:42,133
是因为大家特别支持

317
00:13:42,133 --> 00:13:44,933
然后特别好拥有获得的这个成功啊

318
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:48,133
天天都得狠狠的掐自己的大腿

319
00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:52,400
我喜欢肯定是喜欢啦

320
00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:55,099
哇哈哈哈

321
00:13:55,800 --> 00:14:00,533
后来终于在眼泪中明白

322
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:05,333
有些人一旦错过就不在

323
00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:07,933
主播明天能催眠自己

324
00:14:07,933 --> 00:14:09,133
我是你的小男友吗

325
00:14:09,133 --> 00:14:10,499
你怎么想这么美啊

326
00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:12,333
你怎么想这么美啊

327
00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:14,166
股票亏着好几个成都

328
00:14:14,166 --> 00:14:15,666
这也太多了吧

329
00:14:17,533 --> 00:14:18,499
非要谨慎啊

330
00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:19,300
等一下

331
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:22,000
我前几天还在NGA看到推荐你的贴纸

332
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,700
那是我们店长发的

333
00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:25,600
那是我们店长发的

334
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:29,900
别人说什么关键词

335
00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:31,566
你现在是迪边小v吗

336
00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:33,799
哦我不是迪边啊但我是小v

337
00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:37,066
我不能再说自己是迪边了

338
00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:40,866
天天就支持我

339
00:14:40,866 --> 00:14:42,766
我还天天说我是底边底边的

340
00:14:42,766 --> 00:14:44,599
大家都狠狠的支持我

341
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,066
我又狠狠的当底边

342
00:14:46,133 --> 00:14:47,266
那也太坏了

343
00:14:47,866 --> 00:14:50,699
嗯谢谢David的关注和比克拉

344
00:14:50,700 --> 00:14:52,800
非常感谢谢谢支持

345
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:54,400
什么是晋级了

346
00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:55,166
对晋级了

347
00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:57,299
从这个底边的赛道破例出来

348
00:14:57,300 --> 00:14:58,166
变成了小v

349
00:14:58,166 --> 00:14:58,966
哈哈哈

350
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,500
大鱼吃小鱼我们进化了

351
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:02,866
不知道什么时候才能进化

352
00:15:02,866 --> 00:15:04,166
成更厉害的人

353
00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:09,066
谢谢AQ A QA的b克拉非常感谢

354
00:15:09,066 --> 00:15:10,966
谢谢支持啊厉害的

355
00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:14,133
哪有这么多总督呀

356
00:15:14,133 --> 00:15:16,766
小v中的DV DV中的小v

357
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,333
哈哈哈

358
00:15:19,066 --> 00:15:23,133
你这个AQ AQK让我觉得觉得有点那什么

359
00:15:23,666 --> 00:15:27,133
主播上播播的比比我上班还早

360
00:15:27,133 --> 00:15:29,899
那就是今天是特殊情况呀

361
00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:31,500
而且我是有时差限制的

362
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:33,100
不是起的这么早啦

363
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,733
你们如果观察我就会发现

364
00:15:35,733 --> 00:15:38,299
这个昨天晚上5点钟才下播

365
00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:45,566
欢迎六月一刻早

366
00:15:48,133 --> 00:15:49,966
QA QAQ

367
00:15:51,133 --> 00:15:54,333
我记得应该叫他QAQ的欢迎蓝翔

368
00:15:56,966 --> 00:15:59,133
睡觉了主播有缘再相见

369
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,500
晚安彩蛋谢谢彩蛋的支持

370
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:02,766
非常非常感谢

371
00:16:02,766 --> 00:16:03,599
爱的一个到

372
00:16:03,966 --> 00:16:05,066
谢谢谢谢

373
00:16:05,466 --> 00:16:07,499
拜拜你啊

374
00:16:10,566 --> 00:16:12,933
应该这几天的话都能见到我吧

375
00:16:12,933 --> 00:16:16,599
如果这几天都呃需要比较晚睡的话

376
00:16:16,866 --> 00:16:20,366
my mama don't like you and she likes having fun

377
00:16:21,366 --> 00:16:25,099
and i never like to admit that i was wrong

378
00:16:25,866 --> 00:16:30,666
and i've been so caught up in my job didn't see what's going on

379
00:16:30,666 --> 00:16:35,399
and now i know i'm better sleeping on my own

380
00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:39,699
you like the way you look that much

381
00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:43,500
oh baby you should go and love yourself

382
00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:47,166
这首歌我上高中的时候天天

383
00:16:47,533 --> 00:16:49,733
都有人点这个点这个放

384
00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:52,066
然后我点这个歌的这个这个这个

385
00:16:52,066 --> 00:16:52,866
这个女生

386
00:16:52,866 --> 00:16:54,766
是我特别特别不喜欢的一个女生

387
00:16:54,966 --> 00:16:58,299
私生活混乱然后吧人又特别的坏

388
00:16:58,366 --> 00:16:59,466
特别就是

389
00:17:00,366 --> 00:17:01,799
特别自私的那种

390
00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:02,466
然后就

391
00:17:02,466 --> 00:17:04,799
导致我对这首歌也没有什么好印象

392
00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:08,766
没事啊我在群里活动的时

393
00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:10,933
间好像也不比直播的时候少了吧

394
00:17:10,933 --> 00:17:11,933
欢迎吴继明

395
00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:21,999
这个人是不是叫咪咪啊

396
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,133
我才不是呢

397
00:17:23,733 --> 00:17:26,399
但是他也不喜欢我我也不喜欢他

398
00:17:26,466 --> 00:17:27,266
就是

399
00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:31,466
我不喜欢那些就很坏很坏的女人

400
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:44,766
哒哒哒哒哒哒哒

401
00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:46,799
主播天天开权限吗

402
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,500
没有呀权限

403
00:17:48,533 --> 00:17:49,933
没有天天开权限

404
00:17:51,133 --> 00:17:52,933
群线的话大概呃

405
00:17:53,533 --> 00:17:56,133
频率最高也就是两周一次

406
00:17:56,133 --> 00:17:58,866
最低的话一个月左右一次吧

407
00:17:59,066 --> 00:17:59,866
群线

408
00:17:59,866 --> 00:18:03,066
呃我说在群里能见到我的话意思就是

409
00:18:03,366 --> 00:18:05,899
呃发文字水群

410
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,733
群里面有很多主播的

411
00:18:07,733 --> 00:18:10,533
这个这个发言的点啊哈哈哈

412
00:18:10,566 --> 00:18:11,966
哎呀多乖呀

413
00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:13,599
你怎么知道我很乖呀

414
00:18:14,266 --> 00:18:17,799
谢谢社长老谭的小花花非常感谢

415
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:18,566
爱恋爱走

416
00:18:18,566 --> 00:18:21,866
对没事主播就是水群之类的

417
00:18:21,933 --> 00:18:23,666
目标只剩人无情

418
00:18:23,666 --> 00:18:26,899
这个熟悉的尴尬搭讪却又共鸣

419
00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:29,666
不知不觉谈天说地并振作

420
00:18:29,666 --> 00:18:30,899
完全难怪你

421
00:18:31,133 --> 00:18:33,266
我在想要不要艾特大家呢

422
00:18:36,066 --> 00:18:38,499
谁在群里一天到晚在这钓我的鱼啊

423
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,800
在这MV我是喝奶茶无语了

424
00:18:43,133 --> 00:18:45,466
开播了闲聊一会

425
00:18:47,733 --> 00:18:48,966
主播水城大王

426
00:18:48,966 --> 00:18:51,499
对呀这个官方认证的主播

427
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:52,733
米亚米亚

428
00:18:52,733 --> 00:18:54,133
老老水王了

429
00:18:56,566 --> 00:18:58,099
水里的主播更没火

430
00:18:58,100 --> 00:18:59,666
早上好海纳可乐

431
00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:02,366
你看主播直播是不是没什么活

432
00:19:02,366 --> 00:19:04,999
主播在群里面我觉得挺好活的呀

433
00:19:05,066 --> 00:19:06,533
早上好云雀是

434
00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:14,866
看看有没有更好听一点的歌天

435
00:19:14,866 --> 00:19:18,499
天听这些歌我都快听得耳朵起茧子了

436
00:19:20,666 --> 00:19:23,699
弹起毛奶哦芭蕾

437
00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:27,200
五彩虹哒哈拉达

438
00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:31,066
哈萨伊哈萨伊雅珍宝

439
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:38,900
我可以真的大口奶提你能怎么睡的

440
00:19:41,266 --> 00:19:45,533
谢谢AQ A QA的小花花非常感谢

441
00:19:45,533 --> 00:19:46,466
爱离开的

442
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,733
雨多田光我唱不了呀

443
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,500
你都听过那些歌太难唱了

444
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,399
哥们还在上网课

445
00:20:01,666 --> 00:20:04,566
人家有有一个说自己要通宵的人

446
00:20:04,566 --> 00:20:06,199
好像现在睡着了

447
00:20:06,766 --> 00:20:07,566
哎呀我

448
00:20:07,566 --> 00:20:10,766
我这场本来就是想见证一下大伙这个

449
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:11,800
这个

450
00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:13,766
这个这个成绩的

451
00:20:13,766 --> 00:20:16,133
因为他考了这么长时间了

452
00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:18,466
全号在哪呀

453
00:20:18,466 --> 00:20:21,099
在我的个性签名的结尾

454
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:21,900
嗯

455
00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:25,900
舰长群的群号的话在上舰之后看私信

456
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:28,799
对你可以点一下我那个详情

457
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,000
主页的那个详情

458
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,100
就可以看到了

459
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:34,733
成绩不是昨天吗

460
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,899
他说他是今天早上9点啊

461
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,700
然而现在已经早8:58了

462
00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:42,066
我真的希望他冲进来跟我狠狠的说

463
00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:43,666
我考上了

464
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,900
这样我也会很高兴啊嗯

465
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,533
i take it too long

466
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:14,166
怎么办呢

467
00:21:14,166 --> 00:21:16,466
蘸酱醋不可以哦

468
00:21:17,166 --> 00:21:18,266
我会生气的

469
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:29,899
on me i can see that you are watching

470
00:21:30,466 --> 00:21:32,466
i'mma make you fall in love

471
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:37,300
just step back and watch me work work work at it

472
00:21:38,366 --> 00:21:41,366
once me while i work work work

473
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:45,600
yeah now let me do my work work

474
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:46,866
work babe

475
00:21:47,900 --> 00:21:49,400
once me while i work

476
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,533
我都没唱你

477
00:21:50,533 --> 00:21:52,666
怎么就没你唱歌这好听了

478
00:21:52,666 --> 00:21:53,799
不是我唱的

479
00:21:54,766 --> 00:21:55,566
嗯

480
00:21:58,300 --> 00:21:59,866
大早上的确实是

481
00:21:59,866 --> 00:22:02,966
感觉这个弹幕不是特别多啊

482
00:22:03,066 --> 00:22:05,866
但是还能早播的时候主播就

483
00:22:06,766 --> 00:22:08,266
尽量多播一会

484
00:22:08,266 --> 00:22:11,466
要不然的话以后早播很难见到我了

485
00:22:11,466 --> 00:22:13,699
就就就比较难受了

486
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,666
不是在哼我是在哼呀

487
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,533
但是我希望你假装没听到嘿嘿

488
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:26,866
暗示弹幕员不行

489
00:22:26,866 --> 00:22:29,199
这怎么什么东西都能解毒呀

490
00:22:30,133 --> 00:22:31,299
你不可以截图

491
00:22:35,666 --> 00:22:37,366
后面早播会比较难吗

492
00:22:37,366 --> 00:22:38,933
也不能说比较难吧

493
00:22:39,133 --> 00:22:41,766
要看的不能一天两场了

494
00:22:41,766 --> 00:22:44,533
就这种晚上播了6个点

495
00:22:44,533 --> 00:22:46,399
早上还来开早播的这种

496
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:49,533
狂妄至极的行为肯定是不行了

497
00:22:49,533 --> 00:22:52,166
要么就是晚上两个点正常下班

498
00:22:52,166 --> 00:22:53,766
然后早上再来俩点

499
00:22:54,766 --> 00:22:56,933
要么就是晚上三个点播完

500
00:22:56,933 --> 00:22:58,399
然后早上这场就没了

501
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,933
要么就晚上停播然后早上播

502
00:23:00,933 --> 00:23:02,966
一天播三个点之类的

503
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:04,766
肯定不能像今天这样

504
00:23:04,766 --> 00:23:06,466
加起来8个小时

505
00:23:06,466 --> 00:23:07,499
哎就

506
00:23:08,133 --> 00:23:08,933
对吧

507
00:23:09,533 --> 00:23:11,899
8个小时也太累了我还得减白工

508
00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:13,300
别减白工了

509
00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:15,966
万一万一真真炸了怎么办呀

510
00:23:15,966 --> 00:23:18,399
这是正义下班兄弟们熬不住了

511
00:23:18,566 --> 00:23:19,766
呃还真是

512
00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:22,199
午饭时间主播肯定记得呀

513
00:23:22,566 --> 00:23:24,499
8个小时不是正常工作时间吗

514
00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:26,600
可是我正常的工作是上班呀

515
00:23:26,866 --> 00:23:29,199
这只是我的兼职哈哈哈

516
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,066
不是正常的工作是上学呀

517
00:23:31,066 --> 00:23:32,366
这只是我的兼职

518
00:23:32,366 --> 00:23:33,666
我的兼职却要

519
00:23:33,933 --> 00:23:35,133
却要呃呃

520
00:23:35,366 --> 00:23:38,933
someone i could call the one one you could be my only

521
00:23:38,933 --> 00:23:41,166
这个点不下班吃大米吗

522
00:23:42,566 --> 00:23:43,366
嗯

523
00:23:46,466 --> 00:23:47,966
我已经吃过饭了

524
00:23:47,966 --> 00:23:50,599
刚才下播吃了个饭又回来的

525
00:23:51,733 --> 00:23:54,166
什么叫午后一个人只是玩玩而已啊

526
00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:56,499
新人他加班时间越来越长了

527
00:23:57,166 --> 00:23:58,999
皮都老想加班呀

528
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,900
我不知道他们为啥加班时间这么长呀

529
00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:03,466
欢迎请大家带带我

530
00:24:05,100 --> 00:24:06,600
下班吃点饭饭

531
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:09,466
8小时上学8小时直播8小时睡觉

532
00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:11,800
怎么有这么高效率的人呢

533
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,200
我才不相信呢

534
00:24:13,866 --> 00:24:17,133
你们能控制自己一分钟鱼也不摸吗

535
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,666
还不是因为舍不得你

536
00:24:19,900 --> 00:24:20,700
哎

537
00:24:21,266 --> 00:24:22,466
我也想问问你们

538
00:24:25,133 --> 00:24:27,799
哎我的下一首歌哪去了呀

539
00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:30,766
你们点的歌怎么不见了呢

540
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:36,100
因为不选加班老师被白让哈哈哈

541
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:39,600
在这里呢

542
00:24:39,933 --> 00:24:41,133
还有一个

543
00:24:41,933 --> 00:24:44,766
快听有一个卓兰永恒花园的吧

544
00:24:44,933 --> 00:24:46,799
这几天不是这几天勤快啊

545
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,866
是这几天我学校放假了

546
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,866
这几天学校放假了会比较好

547
00:24:51,966 --> 00:24:54,299
怎么又停布拉格广场呀

548
00:24:54,966 --> 00:24:56,599
你听不听旋不落呀

549
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,766
刚才还在一会等他休息这么一会

550
00:25:01,766 --> 00:25:04,666
这几天学校放假我可以随便直播

551
00:25:06,133 --> 00:25:08,099
我们学校不会一直放假呀

552
00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:09,566
怎么会一直放假呢

553
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,766
一直放假的话要等到

554
00:25:12,566 --> 00:25:13,666
4月底了

555
00:25:13,700 --> 00:25:14,500
嗯

556
00:25:15,133 --> 00:25:16,899
要要等到4月底了

557
00:25:17,066 --> 00:25:20,266
the colors of the night and the way

558
00:25:20,266 --> 00:25:21,599
开除了是吧

559
00:25:21,966 --> 00:25:23,899
哈哈哈学籍呢

560
00:25:23,900 --> 00:25:26,200
我全世界学籍这款谁给我播啊

561
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:29,866
all there will always be a tomorrow

562
00:25:30,066 --> 00:25:31,999
you'll never have to be alone

563
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,533
diamond city lights illuminate

564
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:37,366
was inside and all the love a deal by your side

565
00:25:37,366 --> 00:25:39,333
according these emotions you

566
00:25:39,366 --> 00:25:41,366
彩虹你好事做尽

567
00:25:42,066 --> 00:25:43,799
呃这啥歌呀

568
00:25:46,566 --> 00:25:49,266
早上的直播时间是否没有这么美

569
00:25:49,266 --> 00:25:50,133
我不知道

570
00:25:51,166 --> 00:25:54,666
早上的话比较贴近于阳光开朗

571
00:25:55,100 --> 00:25:55,900
对吧

572
00:25:56,500 --> 00:25:59,500
主播从来没考虑过18060的加分

573
00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:01,166
我当然考虑过了

574
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:04,566
最近我都可以扣下去20多个小时的

575
00:26:08,266 --> 00:26:10,266
圣光呢圣光呢

576
00:26:10,866 --> 00:26:12,399
主播开了一个早台

577
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:14,700
然后就想跟他一起这个

578
00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:17,200
分享一下这个他他的感情

579
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,400
主播总是幻想一个善良的总督

580
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:22,900
狠狠的把主播的时间给清空啊

581
00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:26,099
我感觉主播的时间声音一直都很慵懒

582
00:26:26,733 --> 00:26:28,699
但是因为主播一直都是懒工啊

583
00:26:30,166 --> 00:26:31,299
圣光来了

584
00:26:31,700 --> 00:26:33,266
不是这个不是这个

585
00:26:33,266 --> 00:26:35,566
呃这这早上不也还是眉笔吗

586
00:26:35,733 --> 00:26:38,299
谢谢花生不想黑天了的粉玫瑰

587
00:26:38,300 --> 00:26:40,933
非常感谢爱天下哥这不还是眉笔吗

588
00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:42,399
这有什么差别呀

589
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,100
我呸哈哈哈

590
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,666
要美女谢谢花生的粉玫瑰

591
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:50,200
不如指望大a股给点力了

592
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:51,600
我天天在家这个

593
00:26:51,900 --> 00:26:55,166
给这个这个股市a股上三炷香

594
00:26:55,166 --> 00:26:57,266
好吧主播就狠狠的上香

595
00:27:00,566 --> 00:27:01,933
主播一直都是眉笔

596
00:27:01,933 --> 00:27:04,066
眉笔是跟着人走的冷知识

597
00:27:04,066 --> 00:27:07,066
而不是说跟着跟着那个什么走的

598
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:11,133
find you where are you

599
00:27:18,666 --> 00:27:19,599
琳琳你在吗

600
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,933
你视频里的表情包在哪里找的

601
00:27:21,933 --> 00:27:23,466
我不知道耶问问琳琳

602
00:27:23,866 --> 00:27:25,899
万一有一个善良的总督加倍呢

603
00:27:25,900 --> 00:27:26,500
我已经有了

604
00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:29,200
4个这样加倍的善良总督了哎

605
00:27:29,766 --> 00:27:32,799
我已经有4个这么善良的加倍总督了

606
00:27:32,900 --> 00:27:38,266
let's go to the pools where our happiness will fade away

607
00:27:38,666 --> 00:27:42,566
if you could always be the joyous

608
00:27:42,700 --> 00:27:46,133
so tell me i think you will be alright

609
00:27:46,133 --> 00:27:48,299
有没有可能是因为主播不会招财

610
00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:49,266
我会的呀

611
00:27:49,333 --> 00:27:51,366
万一有个邪恶的总部来清零了

612
00:27:51,366 --> 00:27:53,499
那我岂不是两眼一亮

613
00:27:55,133 --> 00:27:56,466
飞回来两眼一亮啊

614
00:27:56,466 --> 00:27:58,099
欢迎山中你俩早

615
00:27:58,100 --> 00:27:59,000
早上好山中

616
00:27:59,766 --> 00:28:01,566
那再来一个也无可厚非吧

617
00:28:01,566 --> 00:28:04,366
招财猫摆手没逼猫猫摆尾巴

618
00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:04,900
哎呀

619
00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:08,533
摆尾巴是赢财着是招财的你懂不懂

620
00:28:09,300 --> 00:28:09,933
再翻一翻

621
00:28:09,933 --> 00:28:12,466
一下子这辈子就只能感谢你主播了

622
00:28:12,466 --> 00:28:13,266
哎呀

623
00:28:14,466 --> 00:28:17,299
我记得他们有人告诉过我就是表情包

624
00:28:17,300 --> 00:28:18,666
那种特别常用的表情包

625
00:28:18,666 --> 00:28:20,499
可以在一个网站里面找的

626
00:28:20,733 --> 00:28:23,199
我上次的切片就是用那个表情包

627
00:28:23,266 --> 00:28:24,899
用那个网站找的嗯

628
00:28:27,700 --> 00:28:30,800
但是这个尾巴可爱可爱你可爱你

629
00:28:32,900 --> 00:28:34,366
找点能唱的歌吧

630
00:28:34,366 --> 00:28:37,366
嗯惨淡应该睡睡熟了

631
00:28:37,366 --> 00:28:39,133
我觉得他应该睡熟了

632
00:28:39,533 --> 00:28:41,199
我们整点能唱的吧

633
00:28:45,166 --> 00:28:46,966
没有什么能唱的歌呀

634
00:28:59,900 --> 00:29:01,266
明月天涯

635
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:02,766
这也不行呀

636
00:29:03,733 --> 00:29:05,133
唱点法语歌

637
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:07,600
太难了吧

638
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,000
法语歌肯定是不会的

639
00:29:10,166 --> 00:29:11,866
西语我都唱不明白了

640
00:29:11,866 --> 00:29:14,066
西语我都学过我都唱不明白

641
00:29:14,866 --> 00:29:16,366
应该会法语吗

642
00:29:21,100 --> 00:29:23,200
熟了唱大家的帽子好点

643
00:29:23,466 --> 00:29:25,866
别万一把他吵醒了怎么办啊

644
00:29:26,733 --> 00:29:29,299
我能听主播唱最炫民族风

645
00:29:29,300 --> 00:29:30,000
我媳妇会

646
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,300
哇这么厉害

647
00:29:32,733 --> 00:29:34,566
感觉发育一直都很优雅哎

648
00:29:44,066 --> 00:29:46,766
你作为一个在加拿大生活工作学习的

649
00:29:46,766 --> 00:29:48,733
人不会反省我也不会

650
00:29:49,933 --> 00:29:50,999
我也不会

651
00:29:51,066 --> 00:29:53,766
但自从有了闺女他就百战不畅了

652
00:29:53,766 --> 00:29:54,999
那你后不后悔

653
00:29:55,133 --> 00:29:56,766
应该应该那个什么

654
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,000
应该应该多过两年二人世界

655
00:29:59,300 --> 00:30:01,666
多幸福两年哈哈哈

656
00:30:03,666 --> 00:30:05,333
现在他他他他

657
00:30:05,333 --> 00:30:08,266
最喜欢这个这个这个闺女了

658
00:30:08,666 --> 00:30:10,666
英语歌也不行啊我的咬字不行

659
00:30:10,666 --> 00:30:12,733
不后悔我现在可以玩闺女

660
00:30:14,533 --> 00:30:17,899
你的形容词有点比媳妇好很多

661
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:22,066
你的形容词让我感觉有点呃呃

662
00:30:22,366 --> 00:30:23,399
我不好说

663
00:30:36,066 --> 00:30:37,766
动词好逆天啊

664
00:30:38,066 --> 00:30:40,333
我也觉得动词好逆天啊

665
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:44,866
树影狂澜回首长叹三笑见酒量

666
00:30:46,100 --> 00:30:47,500
人间清苦

667
00:30:47,533 --> 00:30:49,499
回首弥漫清香

668
00:30:49,700 --> 00:30:51,733
天地渺意气满

669
00:30:51,733 --> 00:30:53,099
她是长安

670
00:30:53,500 --> 00:30:54,500
让平凡

671
00:30:54,666 --> 00:30:56,999
就都想骗我找老婆生闺女是吧

672
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,966
万一生你儿子你就不两眼一黑

673
00:31:00,166 --> 00:31:02,999
小小男孩真的没有那么好玩你知道吧

674
00:31:03,133 --> 00:31:06,066
四脚吞七兽出去拿来玩的

675
00:31:16,766 --> 00:31:17,666
啊啊啊

676
00:31:18,900 --> 00:31:20,133
啥玩意掉了

677
00:31:22,066 --> 00:31:23,733
老酋长娶你回你了

678
00:31:23,733 --> 00:31:25,799
生个儿子嘎子当女儿养

679
00:31:26,100 --> 00:31:28,600
你这儿子为什么这么这么好啊

680
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:31,200
你这儿子有点太好了

681
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,000
好了让我有点不能接受

682
00:31:34,566 --> 00:31:38,499
谢谢Nike的小花花非常感谢

683
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,500
美女唱歌真好听

684
00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:43,333
美女干啥呢

685
00:31:43,333 --> 00:31:44,966
美女我唱歌真好听

686
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:49,766
谢谢五五一的小花花非常感谢啊

687
00:31:49,900 --> 00:31:51,533
你怎么还要送我小花花呀

688
00:31:51,533 --> 00:31:52,766
这多不好意思呀

689
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:56,666
辩正邪如明月今圆别时缺

690
00:31:56,666 --> 00:31:59,399
倒不如一拍案入寒渊

691
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:04,300
唯此间江湖年少偏爱纵横天下

692
00:32:04,300 --> 00:32:07,400
恩仇趁年华轻剑快马

693
00:32:07,766 --> 00:32:11,766
红尘未破也无甚牵挂只恋生杀

694
00:32:11,766 --> 00:32:15,099
醉里论道醒时折花

695
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,666
上不来气哎

696
00:32:17,666 --> 00:32:19,599
什么情况啊

697
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:22,300
早上好小伙听燕燕唱歌真好看

698
00:32:22,300 --> 00:32:23,966
燕燕长得真好听

699
00:32:24,266 --> 00:32:25,466
燕燕真不错呀

700
00:32:25,466 --> 00:32:27,799
哎呀真是太不错了

701
00:32:27,933 --> 00:32:29,466
有人把我放鸽子了

702
00:32:29,466 --> 00:32:30,499
哎我不说是谁

703
00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:31,366
我都等了十分钟

704
00:32:31,366 --> 00:32:33,099
我才意识到我被人割了

705
00:32:38,100 --> 00:32:39,800
都没准备话题

706
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,900
2月22日早上二二

707
00:32:44,900 --> 00:32:47,466
2月22号早上9:05

708
00:32:47,566 --> 00:32:49,466
主播在我点的紫罗兰

709
00:32:49,466 --> 00:32:51,166
唱了一句之后就切了

710
00:32:51,166 --> 00:32:52,566
假装无事发生

711
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:54,266
啊这是你点的歌啊

712
00:32:54,266 --> 00:32:55,366
我以为放完了

713
00:32:56,333 --> 00:33:01,799
AQA芭蕾EQE Queen代表着幸福代表着开心

714
00:33:01,900 --> 00:33:05,000
祝家人们每天都有这个长长久久的

715
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,666
这个开心嗯

716
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,266
欢迎杨先生

717
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,166
什么是谁呢

718
00:33:20,966 --> 00:33:21,966
早上好友

719
00:33:26,133 --> 00:33:30,333
星光到账提醒我昨天获得210个星光

720
00:33:30,333 --> 00:33:32,533
我是怎么获得这么多星光的

721
00:33:33,533 --> 00:33:34,333
啊

722
00:33:37,266 --> 00:33:39,499
啊赛季段位奖励

723
00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:40,966
吓我一跳我还在想呢

724
00:33:40,966 --> 00:33:42,699
去你去给我发扶持

725
00:33:43,366 --> 00:33:44,999
怎么这么突然又这么惊喜

726
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,766
一看是我我把他想的太好了

727
00:33:48,333 --> 00:33:52,966
燕燕今天是2022年2月22日农历

728
00:33:53,566 --> 00:33:55,666
啊周日农历二月二十二

729
00:34:00,333 --> 00:34:05,399
我要在今晚的22:22发一个朋友圈

730
00:34:09,266 --> 00:34:10,566
农历不是

731
00:34:11,466 --> 00:34:15,299
1月22吗农历不是1月22吗

732
00:34:16,100 --> 00:34:16,900
哎

733
00:34:22,133 --> 00:34:22,933
嗯

734
00:34:23,933 --> 00:34:26,166
农历12月22吗

735
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:29,700
不是1月份吗

736
00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:31,166
正月吗这不是

737
00:34:31,766 --> 00:34:33,733
正月是不是一月吗

738
00:34:34,066 --> 00:34:35,299
Don't find

739
00:34:36,166 --> 00:34:41,066
me i don't tell letter inside

740
00:34:46,666 --> 00:34:48,966
你看嘛我就说哪有这么好的事

741
00:34:48,966 --> 00:34:51,866
农历跟这个这个阳历一样

742
00:34:51,866 --> 00:34:52,966
怎么可能呢

743
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:53,666
怎么可能

744
00:34:53,666 --> 00:34:55,499
这个阴历和阳历完全一样

745
00:34:55,533 --> 00:34:58,266
be giving in tonight

746
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:02,600
sure as the might to keep it together

747
00:35:03,166 --> 00:35:06,366
wise recovery is taking more than here

748
00:35:06,466 --> 00:35:10,566
fool the whole world just until i get better i'm

749
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:12,766
到时候应该吃饭的时候想想

750
00:35:12,766 --> 00:35:13,933
那个话题了

751
00:35:14,066 --> 00:35:16,166
我现在脑子里都空空的

752
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,400
不知道该跟大家聊什么

753
00:35:19,366 --> 00:35:22,533
i feel like the answers look tonight i wish i did

754
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,966
all the pain i can't explain the way away

755
00:35:25,066 --> 00:35:27,466
冬奥会是不是已经结束了呀

756
00:35:28,766 --> 00:35:30,266
Don't make me say it

757
00:35:30,566 --> 00:35:33,933
don't make me say it don't make me say it

758
00:35:34,166 --> 00:35:36,499
don't make me say it oh

759
00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:38,966
don't make me say it

760
00:35:39,866 --> 00:35:43,366
don't make me say it还是买不到冰墩墩啊

761
00:35:44,733 --> 00:35:45,533
这

762
00:35:46,100 --> 00:35:46,900
啊

763
00:35:48,333 --> 00:35:50,566
为什么还是这个这么火呀

764
00:35:51,366 --> 00:35:53,399
结束了闭幕式已经开过了

765
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:57,133
这样子谢谢电子猫罐头的喵娘

766
00:35:57,133 --> 00:35:57,966
非常感谢

767
00:36:01,966 --> 00:36:02,766
喵

768
00:36:10,266 --> 00:36:11,666
淘宝也可以买

769
00:36:12,066 --> 00:36:15,299
他们之前不是都断货吗说断货

770
00:36:16,733 --> 00:36:18,399
啥东西在派送啊

771
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:19,866
哎呀大家家人们

772
00:36:19,866 --> 00:36:22,799
你们这个这个冬天的这个这个

773
00:36:23,300 --> 00:36:25,100
这个这个这个东西啊

774
00:36:25,133 --> 00:36:25,933
呃

775
00:36:26,566 --> 00:36:27,799
要要完事了

776
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,000
就是你们你们啊不对我在说啥呢

777
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,366
生日会抽到的那个徽章啊嗯

778
00:36:35,900 --> 00:36:37,000
好像都到货了

779
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,966
你们抽的看到的话可以给我返个图

780
00:36:40,300 --> 00:36:42,266
就有抽到这个徽章的

781
00:36:42,566 --> 00:36:44,199
对可以给我返个图

782
00:36:55,366 --> 00:36:58,133
小学生作业要要求做冰墩墩的

783
00:36:58,566 --> 00:37:01,199
不会是你闺女就要做冰墩墩吧

784
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,100
那玩意咋做呀多难呐

785
00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:05,266
美女喵叫真可爱

786
00:37:05,566 --> 00:37:07,399
现在随便买了是吧

787
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,200
已经完事了

788
00:37:10,566 --> 00:37:12,466
我感觉我好像已经

789
00:37:14,933 --> 00:37:16,866
落后于这个时代了

790
00:37:19,133 --> 00:37:21,366
没有那个钥匙扣蛮立体的

791
00:37:21,366 --> 00:37:22,899
我看好像没有哎

792
00:37:24,100 --> 00:37:27,000
只有那个印刷的那个图片的

793
00:37:27,166 --> 00:37:28,599
没有立体的

794
00:37:28,733 --> 00:37:29,899
the sky

795
00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:33,099
and when the sun

796
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,866
the sun goes down

797
00:37:39,500 --> 00:37:40,566
还是没有

798
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,133
这东西以后不会不出产了吧

799
00:37:45,700 --> 00:37:48,666
用泥捏的我捏了6个小时

800
00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:51,199
哈哈哈有照片吗

801
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:52,466
我想看看

802
00:37:52,733 --> 00:37:54,366
能不能让我看看你捏的泥

803
00:37:54,366 --> 00:37:55,266
怎么办呀斌哥

804
00:37:55,266 --> 00:37:56,366
让我看看

805
00:37:57,566 --> 00:37:58,699
你的毛线

806
00:37:58,700 --> 00:38:01,700
你一个朋友用毛线购的兵哥哥

807
00:38:01,700 --> 00:38:03,600
他是小学生的爹

808
00:38:04,266 --> 00:38:07,299
虽然他不是小学生但他是小学生的爹

809
00:38:10,333 --> 00:38:12,533
你看你捏了6个小时的东西

810
00:38:12,766 --> 00:38:16,666
你你都不想照个相留念一下的吗

811
00:38:17,333 --> 00:38:19,733
我不相信我不相信

812
00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:23,499
你肯定照相了

813
00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:27,866
你只是觉得啊不好看不想给我们看

814
00:38:28,533 --> 00:38:31,299
不好看才不要哈哈哈

815
00:38:33,466 --> 00:38:35,199
这小学作业就折磨家长

816
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,266
我记得就小学生会有那种

817
00:38:37,333 --> 00:38:38,899
什么让做灯笼啊

818
00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:40,566
然后小学生不让玩手机

819
00:38:40,566 --> 00:38:41,966
又有在软件上的作业

820
00:38:41,966 --> 00:38:45,133
是现在小孩比我当年强大的时候

821
00:38:45,133 --> 00:38:46,266
难养多了

822
00:38:48,066 --> 00:38:49,999
现在这些小孩平均的这个待遇

823
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,700
放在我小的时候也

824
00:38:51,866 --> 00:38:54,733
真的是就是贵族公主一样的待遇

825
00:38:54,733 --> 00:38:57,266
但现在每一个上小学的小孩都是这样

826
00:39:02,300 --> 00:39:04,800
现在有在iPad上做作业的

827
00:39:05,700 --> 00:39:07,700
那万一没有iPad怎么办呀

828
00:39:07,700 --> 00:39:09,866
我小学最多让做过一个纸板桌

829
00:39:09,866 --> 00:39:13,266
我小时候最多有那种画画的美术课

830
00:39:13,900 --> 00:39:15,700
然后就是折纸的那种课

831
00:39:15,700 --> 00:39:17,100
其他的就没有了

832
00:39:17,300 --> 00:39:20,166
现在这个确实要求越来越高了

833
00:39:20,166 --> 00:39:23,333
因为我不是在我小姨家有个弟弟吗

834
00:39:23,466 --> 00:39:26,399
然后那个弟弟刚快小学毕业了

835
00:39:26,933 --> 00:39:28,299
他上小学这些年

836
00:39:28,300 --> 00:39:30,600
把他爸爸妈妈折腾的够呛

837
00:39:30,866 --> 00:39:33,699
这个带着写作业带着做手工

838
00:39:33,700 --> 00:39:35,200
发展各种各样的爱好

839
00:39:35,666 --> 00:39:36,366
然后我说

840
00:39:36,366 --> 00:39:38,333
当年我好像也不是这么长大的

841
00:39:38,333 --> 00:39:40,599
他说没办法现在所有小孩都这样

842
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,200
拿废品做衣服走秀

843
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:44,800
为了作业特意去买了一个啊

844
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,400
我我们以前作业的时候还干了个

845
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:48,300
什么来着

846
00:39:52,133 --> 00:39:54,899
最多就是把那个铝制的那个

847
00:39:54,966 --> 00:39:56,533
易拉罐裁开

848
00:39:57,133 --> 00:40:00,099
然后把它做成一个向日葵一样的那些

849
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,066
用那个易拉罐做小花盆啊这种

850
00:40:06,500 --> 00:40:09,500
拿纸去折一些小篮子这些

851
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:11,566
感觉跟现在小花一比

852
00:40:11,566 --> 00:40:14,299
我们这也太复古了好像上个世纪的是

853
00:40:14,566 --> 00:40:17,199
谢谢会飞的皮卡丘的关注非常感谢

854
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:18,000
阿里亚德

855
00:40:19,533 --> 00:40:21,399
哎呀你自己都没有

856
00:40:21,866 --> 00:40:22,999
你买一个呀

857
00:40:23,966 --> 00:40:25,599
我小学做过一个直板凳

858
00:40:25,866 --> 00:40:27,333
和我爸爸一起做的

859
00:40:27,333 --> 00:40:29,133
我小的时候也跟我爸爸一起

860
00:40:29,333 --> 00:40:31,066
折了一个特别特别直

861
00:40:31,066 --> 00:40:35,066
然后特别结实的柳条做了一个小风车

862
00:40:35,766 --> 00:40:37,399
那个小风车我玩了三年

863
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:39,166
最后搬家的时候弄丢了

864
00:40:41,266 --> 00:40:42,799
真的很难能见到

865
00:40:42,900 --> 00:40:45,566
那么直那么硬的一个柳条

866
00:40:45,566 --> 00:40:47,133
然后正好长度大小

867
00:40:47,133 --> 00:40:49,133
就特别适合做一个风车的杆

868
00:40:49,366 --> 00:40:53,199
poison take me take me

869
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:54,766
wanna be a victim

870
00:40:54,766 --> 00:40:56,599
ready for abduction

871
00:40:57,166 --> 00:40:59,699
boy you're an alien

872
00:41:00,366 --> 00:41:03,099
your touch so pouring

873
00:41:03,566 --> 00:41:06,766
it's supernatural

874
00:41:06,766 --> 00:41:09,533
extraterrestrial

875
00:41:10,966 --> 00:41:12,699
你们说以后这个钟

876
00:41:12,700 --> 00:41:14,300
就那种圆形的那个钟

877
00:41:14,300 --> 00:41:15,900
会不会逐渐被淘汰掉啊

878
00:41:15,900 --> 00:41:18,600
我感觉现在生活中要么就是电子钟

879
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:20,100
要么就是人手一个手机

880
00:41:20,100 --> 00:41:21,133
基本上都

881
00:41:21,300 --> 00:41:22,733
除非是那种

882
00:41:23,966 --> 00:41:27,499
呃呃专门买的那种奢侈品牌子的表

883
00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:29,933
要不然表感觉都没有什么人带了

884
00:41:31,700 --> 00:41:33,133
会不会以后就

885
00:41:33,733 --> 00:41:34,499
几十年之后

886
00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:36,566
大家都不会看这种圆盘中了

887
00:41:36,566 --> 00:41:38,766
都只是看这种电子计时器啊

888
00:41:39,266 --> 00:41:40,366
可以放家里啊

889
00:41:40,366 --> 00:41:41,766
对现在还有放家里的

890
00:41:41,766 --> 00:41:44,166
但是感觉已经没有以前那么普遍了

891
00:41:44,766 --> 00:41:45,666
好看

892
00:41:46,300 --> 00:41:47,700
啊他真好看

893
00:41:47,766 --> 00:41:50,599
圆盘确实比电子版的漂亮多了

894
00:41:50,933 --> 00:41:51,866
我也有一个

895
00:41:51,866 --> 00:41:53,933
就是那种类似时装表一样的

896
00:41:53,933 --> 00:41:55,966
我也特别喜欢戴他

897
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,966
但是我那个表盘特别小

898
00:41:57,966 --> 00:41:59,399
看时间就不太准

899
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:00,700
像手链一样

900
00:42:01,300 --> 00:42:03,333
我家里都有每天都看

901
00:42:04,566 --> 00:42:06,933
这个房子好像是没有钟表的

902
00:42:06,933 --> 00:42:08,333
我现在住的这个

903
00:42:08,333 --> 00:42:11,066
哦但是我们也没觉得奇怪

904
00:42:12,066 --> 00:42:14,133
以前我记得小的时候

905
00:42:14,133 --> 00:42:16,766
在家里面都是在门口上挂一个叫

906
00:42:17,100 --> 00:42:18,133
叫什么来着

907
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:21,333
万年历你们知不知道那个东西

908
00:42:21,366 --> 00:42:22,266
一个电子表

909
00:42:22,266 --> 00:42:23,766
然后下面会显示一些

910
00:42:23,933 --> 00:42:25,766
奇怪的那个东西的

911
00:42:26,133 --> 00:42:27,466
那个东西叫万年历

912
00:42:27,466 --> 00:42:29,799
对我们家用了好多年

913
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:31,966
美女我要眯一会你可快睡觉吧

914
00:42:31,966 --> 00:42:33,166
这一宿都在这顶

915
00:42:40,166 --> 00:42:40,999
晚安晚安

916
00:42:43,466 --> 00:42:44,999
可能不能及时夸你

917
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,666
别别惦记夸我那个快睡觉吧

918
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:49,700
推荐辉光中哎

919
00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:50,966
辉光中是什么呀

920
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:53,966
半年利用在10,000一年的时候怎么办

921
00:42:53,966 --> 00:42:54,899
买新的呢

922
00:42:54,900 --> 00:42:55,766
不知道呀

923
00:42:55,766 --> 00:42:56,799
那我早都改了

924
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:57,900
我哪知道呀

925
00:42:58,166 --> 00:43:01,066
亏你可以往上贴贴纸真好呀

926
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:07,300
我看一下什么是汇光中啊

927
00:43:07,766 --> 00:43:09,533
我还有一个小日鬼呢

928
00:43:10,100 --> 00:43:11,300
别人送给我的

929
00:43:20,933 --> 00:43:23,366
感谢哎呀怎么这么客气

930
00:43:24,300 --> 00:43:25,733
谢551的心动卡

931
00:43:25,733 --> 00:43:27,299
非常感谢复

932
00:43:27,300 --> 00:43:29,600
古感爆棚的灰光中

933
00:43:29,666 --> 00:43:32,533
让灰光管发亮只显示数字

934
00:43:32,700 --> 00:43:33,533
欢迎朝霞

935
00:43:33,533 --> 00:43:34,399
这么厉害

936
00:43:35,166 --> 00:43:36,866
这这这东西

937
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:46,700
time to listen to my confess呃

938
00:43:47,266 --> 00:43:49,599
看着有点奇怪

939
00:43:53,066 --> 00:43:56,466
佛光中的寿命长还是短呢

940
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,333
为啥这东西这么贵呀

941
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:03,733
辉光管是什么呀

942
00:44:03,733 --> 00:44:04,533
我看一下

943
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:08,533
电子管做的

944
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:16,933
我就挺喜欢齿轮了

945
00:44:17,366 --> 00:44:19,933
chain me to your heart's desire

946
00:44:19,933 --> 00:44:22,366
i don't want you to stop

947
00:44:22,566 --> 00:44:26,499
lock me in and hold this moment never get enough

948
00:44:26,533 --> 00:44:27,933
牙齿怎么那么多呀

949
00:44:27,933 --> 00:44:29,333
没关系啊

950
00:44:29,466 --> 00:44:31,766
你们还是照样安踢就行了

951
00:44:32,166 --> 00:44:34,199
美女你眨眼真好看

952
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:35,900
能不能当个正常人呢

953
00:44:36,266 --> 00:44:38,599
你当个正常人吧我求求你了

954
00:44:38,866 --> 00:44:40,933
我感觉也不好看还挺贵的

955
00:44:40,933 --> 00:44:43,133
但是看起来挺有科技感的

956
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:45,200
美女你尾巴真可爱

957
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:47,266
别呀别呀

958
00:44:47,466 --> 00:44:49,533
哎呀别别别当变态

959
00:44:57,966 --> 00:44:59,566
换帽子你看

960
00:45:02,266 --> 00:45:05,899
等一个这个悠久之人让我再看看

961
00:45:06,933 --> 00:45:07,999
哎行

962
00:45:09,166 --> 00:45:11,099
美女你最爱是女的好棒

963
00:45:11,100 --> 00:45:12,666
你怎么知道我是男的呀

964
00:45:12,666 --> 00:45:13,799
真是太巧了

965
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:15,066
你怎么会知道呢

966
00:45:16,466 --> 00:45:17,766
别美女了

967
00:45:17,766 --> 00:45:19,366
而且被洗脑了

968
00:45:19,366 --> 00:45:20,566
别美女了

969
00:45:29,733 --> 00:45:29,866
啊

970
00:45:29,866 --> 00:45:32,133
我知道为什么有时候我会背错按键了

971
00:45:32,133 --> 00:45:33,333
因为这个按键

972
00:45:33,533 --> 00:45:35,999
这个切换发型和发色的按键

973
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,866
在两个模型上是相反的

974
00:45:39,733 --> 00:45:40,533
啊

975
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:45,600
啊

976
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:48,400
啊

977
00:45:50,933 --> 00:45:52,199
今天看起来不红了吧

978
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:53,666
我上播之前特意记得

979
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:56,166
现在我闺女造型给这个蛮像的

980
00:45:56,166 --> 00:45:57,566
就是少了顶帽子

981
00:45:57,700 --> 00:45:59,866
那他不要穿的像我一样他会冷的

982
00:45:59,866 --> 00:46:01,133
你没发现我露腿了吗

983
00:46:01,133 --> 00:46:03,133
不应该露腿会冷的

984
00:46:03,133 --> 00:46:04,733
你看你看

985
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,333
这样会很冷的

986
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,000
很快他就会有帽子了

987
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:15,100
今天的开启浓度有点高

988
00:46:16,500 --> 00:46:19,966
喂我有个病看到你逆天发呆就会死

989
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:21,166
你有几套撇

990
00:46:21,166 --> 00:46:22,866
欢迎风行天下可欢迎帅哥

991
00:46:23,666 --> 00:46:24,899
能不能披个散发

992
00:46:24,900 --> 00:46:27,000
我刚输钱你就让我披个散发

993
00:46:29,133 --> 00:46:31,199
咋了色精啊你看着啥呢

994
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:32,933
你不会又被绊了吧

995
00:46:33,133 --> 00:46:34,899
啊你终于能说话了

996
00:46:34,933 --> 00:46:37,666
恭喜狱警不在小说一会

997
00:46:37,666 --> 00:46:40,066
哎恭喜色精出狱

998
00:46:40,066 --> 00:46:42,299
呃小学生不能露腿

999
00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:43,533
小小学生不能露腿

1000
00:46:43,533 --> 00:46:44,699
让他穿裤子

1001
00:46:44,966 --> 00:46:46,366
你终于出狱了

1002
00:46:46,866 --> 00:46:47,799
有光头吗

1003
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:49,000
没有这种东西啊

1004
00:46:58,966 --> 00:47:00,999
你这净利润咋灰了呢

1005
00:47:01,666 --> 00:47:03,933
你这27净利润也会灰呀

1006
00:47:04,066 --> 00:47:06,933
放不下的理由是不是会太

1007
00:47:06,933 --> 00:47:08,699
我一想到你的发带和背景

1008
00:47:08,700 --> 00:47:11,366
完美的融合在一起哈哈哈

1009
00:47:12,766 --> 00:47:13,566
哎

1010
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:16,400
这下这个脑子

1011
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:18,466
那什么我这两眼一黑

1012
00:47:18,733 --> 00:47:21,099
八重绳子同款发型呃

1013
00:47:22,666 --> 00:47:24,699
我和八重神子很像吗

1014
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,900
啊只有人说过我像克勤

1015
00:47:28,166 --> 00:47:30,733
还没有人说过我像八重神子呢

1016
00:47:30,933 --> 00:47:33,599
这还是第一次啊哈哈哈

1017
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:35,333
这还是第一次有人说我像

1018
00:47:35,333 --> 00:47:36,999
我像八重神子啊

1019
00:47:37,366 --> 00:47:39,933
吃完早饭成绩怎么样了美女

1020
00:47:39,933 --> 00:47:40,966
我不知道呀

1021
00:47:41,766 --> 00:47:43,799
我不知道耶又不是我考的

1022
00:47:44,133 --> 00:47:45,899
他不来我哪知道

1023
00:47:45,900 --> 00:47:47,766
真的还像八重生子呀

1024
00:47:49,933 --> 00:47:51,966
你说我像克勤我也人了

1025
00:47:51,966 --> 00:47:53,933
你说我像向完我也接受

1026
00:47:54,166 --> 00:47:56,099
我怎么就像八重生子了

1027
00:47:57,766 --> 00:47:59,066
他怎么还不来呀

1028
00:47:59,066 --> 00:48:00,533
我一会我都下播了

1029
00:48:00,533 --> 00:48:02,766
我一会还剩45分钟就下播了

1030
00:48:02,766 --> 00:48:04,899
我只在这等待圣光啊

1031
00:48:04,900 --> 00:48:07,133
只在这等这么长时间嗯

1032
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:16,800
感觉尾巴还是可爱那个皮都是

1033
00:48:16,966 --> 00:48:18,299
不能把尾巴

1034
00:48:18,466 --> 00:48:20,366
跟主播本人分割开来

1035
00:48:20,366 --> 00:48:22,766
然后去单独的看待他的可爱呀

1036
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:24,600
尾巴之所以可爱是因为

1037
00:48:24,666 --> 00:48:26,999
他长在主播的身上哈哈哈

1038
00:48:32,666 --> 00:48:34,466
我还比公务员还公务员呢

1039
00:48:34,466 --> 00:48:38,266
主播这一天到晚加班加的多狠呐

1040
00:48:38,300 --> 00:48:40,866
一天兼职主播直播8个小时

1041
00:48:40,866 --> 00:48:43,266
全职主播都没有播这么长时间的

1042
00:48:43,366 --> 00:48:44,166
你还说我

1043
00:48:44,166 --> 00:48:45,399
我想公务员

1044
00:48:45,666 --> 00:48:47,133
我真的要破房了

1045
00:48:50,866 --> 00:48:51,899
剩女剩女

1046
00:48:51,900 --> 00:48:54,600
他今天他要他要那个什么

1047
00:48:54,733 --> 00:48:56,366
他研究生出成绩

1048
00:48:56,933 --> 00:48:58,066
然后这个

1049
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:03,800
你不是光为了他吧

1050
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:05,766
我只是觉得他把我割了

1051
00:49:06,300 --> 00:49:10,133
就就听听听他是不是睡过去了铸币

1052
00:49:11,166 --> 00:49:12,666
自己出成绩的日子

1053
00:49:12,666 --> 00:49:15,766
然后昨天在直播间他信誓旦旦的说要

1054
00:49:15,900 --> 00:49:17,366
要等到那个什么

1055
00:49:17,533 --> 00:49:21,199
要要要等到那个9点要通宵

1056
00:49:21,266 --> 00:49:24,899
这应该是通到一半这个中到睡觉了

1057
00:49:29,466 --> 00:49:31,099
直播不是为了他开的呀

1058
00:49:31,100 --> 00:49:32,933
本来我也会开早场的呀

1059
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:36,133
昨天没开早场的话今天就会开早场的

1060
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:37,866
因为现在放假呀

1061
00:49:37,866 --> 00:49:39,899
两天肯定会开一次早场

1062
00:49:40,366 --> 00:49:43,266
只不过这么早是因为他说他这个点

1063
00:49:43,266 --> 00:49:45,499
要不然的话我可能现在这个点刚上播

1064
00:49:45,700 --> 00:49:48,166
对吧这都播了一个小时了都

1065
00:49:48,166 --> 00:49:49,666
啥时候播啊主播

1066
00:49:50,166 --> 00:49:52,766
嗯一般是晚上11点半开始

1067
00:49:52,766 --> 00:49:53,999
然后到后半夜

1068
00:49:55,866 --> 00:49:58,133
两包烟宝点歌剂

1069
00:49:58,566 --> 00:50:01,899
这个这个这是不是有点不太吉利啊

1070
00:50:01,900 --> 00:50:03,366
这这个这个时间点

1071
00:50:03,366 --> 00:50:05,099
这个会不会有点不太好

1072
00:50:13,733 --> 00:50:16,799
送给我最喜欢的TS战队那就行

1073
00:50:27,166 --> 00:50:29,066
uh uh let's go

1074
00:50:29,266 --> 00:50:40,066
let me tell you it's a gonna go for nothing

1075
00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:44,166
ES forty的公演开始

1076
00:50:44,466 --> 00:50:47,566
哈哈哈哎主播现在同阶多少

1077
00:50:47,566 --> 00:50:48,599
80多

1078
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:50,533
80多

1079
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:58,066
睡醒了主播还好播是不是很劳模

1080
00:50:58,066 --> 00:51:00,399
有没有特别感动想给主播来上一个

1081
00:51:00,533 --> 00:51:02,299
这个爱的店长加班啊

1082
00:51:02,300 --> 00:51:03,766
主播确实挺能播的

1083
00:51:04,766 --> 00:51:07,133
记记记记拜拜拜拜

1084
00:51:07,533 --> 00:51:11,766
吧尖叫尖叫吼呜走哇no no no no no

1085
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:16,566
哑巴没加没加停哦哦哦哦

1086
00:51:16,566 --> 00:51:18,899
头脑皱啊皱啊扣no

1087
00:51:18,900 --> 00:51:22,733
妈妈叽叽叽叽叽呼一起奋斗

1088
00:51:22,866 --> 00:51:24,133
自己到底什么意思啊

1089
00:51:24,133 --> 00:51:25,166
不会不会

1090
00:51:25,300 --> 00:51:27,300
肯定不是真的那个意思吧

1091
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:35,300
你还以为从昨晚播到现在

1092
00:51:35,300 --> 00:51:36,700
我可以是从昨晚播到现在

1093
00:51:36,700 --> 00:51:38,800
我中间才下班了两个小时呀

1094
00:51:39,466 --> 00:51:41,966
没没下多长时间我就做了个饭

1095
00:51:42,500 --> 00:51:44,466
然后就就就完事了

1096
00:51:45,966 --> 00:51:47,366
刚想歌一会

1097
00:51:47,366 --> 00:51:48,533
然后就发现

1098
00:51:48,566 --> 00:51:51,499
哎到点上班了然后急忙就过来了

1099
00:51:59,366 --> 00:52:01,733
大早上的黑厅特别特别的多

1100
00:52:02,700 --> 00:52:06,066
一般来说我的黑听率在百分之呃

1101
00:52:06,566 --> 00:52:07,399
四十左右吧

1102
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:09,133
那今天早上有60%多

1103
00:52:29,266 --> 00:52:32,299
谢谢月老蓝桥的贝克拉非常感谢

1104
00:52:32,300 --> 00:52:33,333
谢谢支持

1105
00:52:36,866 --> 00:52:38,666
谢谢月老蓝桥的关注

1106
00:52:39,133 --> 00:52:40,999
甜蜜蜜的i

1107
00:52:48,466 --> 00:52:49,266
love

1108
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:53,800
you

1109
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:02,466
就跟那个欧耶呀什么no no no

1110
00:53:02,466 --> 00:53:04,166
这也相差不多对吧

1111
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:05,533
那我明白了

1112
00:53:06,266 --> 00:53:07,866
下次下次一定

1113
00:53:07,933 --> 00:53:09,399
哈哈哈没关系的

1114
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:10,866
这个不要有心理压力啊

1115
00:53:10,866 --> 00:53:12,733
该看就看这个

1116
00:53:12,966 --> 00:53:15,766
等我们什么时候缘分到了然后自然吧

1117
00:53:15,766 --> 00:53:17,766
你可能会成为我的这个蓝名

1118
00:53:17,766 --> 00:53:21,366
缘分不到的话这个也也也都无所谓啊

1119
00:53:21,366 --> 00:53:22,366
欢迎好日子

1120
00:53:27,900 --> 00:53:31,766
什么白银说是我的锅就是我的锅

1121
00:53:31,766 --> 00:53:33,266
这是哪首歌呀

1122
00:53:43,133 --> 00:53:45,666
我只会唱这个我不会唱你那个

1123
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:47,166
晚上好

1124
00:53:48,266 --> 00:53:51,066
红灯塔垃圾自己事到自己

1125
00:53:55,866 --> 00:53:59,699
baby i must be saying day by day

1126
00:54:02,166 --> 00:54:05,266
哦吃吃哦吃啊

1127
00:54:09,300 --> 00:54:11,200
这这欧诗秋那个不是吗

1128
00:54:11,333 --> 00:54:12,199
呃

1129
00:54:13,133 --> 00:54:14,599
呃等会啊我想一下

1130
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:17,666
本来想起调调的配你一套直接失忆

1131
00:54:18,166 --> 00:54:19,733
你想什么叫666

1132
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:20,600
是

1133
00:54:21,266 --> 00:54:24,166
我想起来这个电棍的那个记

1134
00:54:24,933 --> 00:54:26,933
电棍的那个记是那个

1135
00:54:27,100 --> 00:54:30,066
kissing my baby hey come on don't take it down there on the day

1136
00:54:30,066 --> 00:54:34,466
day by day come on ya motakika

1137
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:45,400
meet you on the either one voodoo eh do you do me na me taga

1138
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:50,500
talk talk talk give me no call him on the come on and on

1139
00:54:53,766 --> 00:54:54,399
can i

1140
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:57,100
啊半夜换你这么说的话

1141
00:54:57,100 --> 00:55:00,500
该让我怎么真心回答啊啊

1142
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:02,900
思想不知道变化

1143
00:55:03,366 --> 00:55:04,799
呃呃这个

1144
00:55:05,133 --> 00:55:09,799
百次逃离不见在穷抬杠叽叽叽叽叽

1145
00:55:09,866 --> 00:55:14,599
大眼迷失方向耍鼻三郎叽叽叽叽叽

1146
00:55:15,300 --> 00:55:16,133
是不是这个

1147
00:55:24,966 --> 00:55:32,133
77777在我范围城里只是播放2000

1148
00:55:33,866 --> 00:55:36,866
哎老婆怎么有人进来叫老婆呀

1149
00:55:36,900 --> 00:55:39,600
你你是不是走错了呀啊

1150
00:55:43,733 --> 00:55:45,533
我们直播间只有这个

1151
00:55:45,566 --> 00:55:48,166
这个上一辈和下一辈怎么还有老婆呢

1152
00:55:48,966 --> 00:55:49,766
哎

1153
00:55:50,366 --> 00:55:51,266
这叫老婆呀

1154
00:55:51,266 --> 00:55:51,999
什么情况呀

1155
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:52,466
我不知道

1156
00:55:52,466 --> 00:55:54,299
一颗颜色不是第一次来呀

1157
00:55:54,333 --> 00:55:56,166
但是但是他怎么会进来叫老婆

1158
00:55:56,166 --> 00:55:57,599
你是不是走错了呀

1159
00:56:06,066 --> 00:56:07,666
真不熟真不熟

1160
00:56:07,666 --> 00:56:08,899
什么情况呀

1161
00:56:08,966 --> 00:56:10,866
一颗颜色哈哈

1162
00:56:16,900 --> 00:56:19,366
没做错真没做错呀啊

1163
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:21,666
bottleshine alone

1164
00:56:35,266 --> 00:56:37,066
别叫老婆了别叫老婆了

1165
00:56:37,066 --> 00:56:38,966
不行不行不能这么叫的

1166
00:56:39,166 --> 00:56:41,599
你可以说这个女儿也可以喊爹

1167
00:56:41,666 --> 00:56:44,699
别别别哈哈哈什么亚索

1168
00:56:45,533 --> 00:56:49,299
哈哈哈别别别啊别叫老婆啊

1169
00:56:49,466 --> 00:56:50,799
叫老公也不行

1170
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:52,000
不支持第三哎

1171
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,400
别叫老婆也别叫老公啊

1172
00:56:54,900 --> 00:56:56,600
不要你看什么

1173
00:56:56,933 --> 00:56:59,066
嗯我接受不了

1174
00:57:04,366 --> 00:57:08,133
老妈哎爸爸哎

1175
00:57:08,133 --> 00:57:12,199
什么天下最缺我们的爱营养时光海苔

1176
00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:14,666
什么带给全家营养健康

1177
00:57:15,866 --> 00:57:16,666
嗯

1178
00:57:20,666 --> 00:57:23,766
主播自我意识有点闺女哎没问题

1179
00:57:23,933 --> 00:57:25,299
不行有问题

1180
00:57:25,466 --> 00:57:27,599
这个我们直播间只有见长

1181
00:57:27,666 --> 00:57:29,499
齐度和总度才是我的爹

1182
00:57:31,666 --> 00:57:32,733
不能答应你

1183
00:57:32,733 --> 00:57:35,366
因为这样会侵犯这个蓝字的这个权益

1184
00:57:36,900 --> 00:57:38,333
别造米线行不行啊

1185
00:57:38,333 --> 00:57:40,533
这个一级净利索啊

1186
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:42,000
能不能别造米线

1187
00:57:42,933 --> 00:57:46,133
美好时光海苔啊是美好时光海苔呀

1188
00:57:51,066 --> 00:57:51,866
我

1189
00:57:54,466 --> 00:57:55,866
还是当老婆吧

1190
00:57:56,366 --> 00:57:57,866
当老婆就更不行了

1191
00:57:57,866 --> 00:58:00,566
主播直播间连总督都不能这么喊啊

1192
00:58:01,900 --> 00:58:03,700
不过总督也没有兴趣这么喊啊

1193
00:58:03,700 --> 00:58:06,900
总督只会只会只会嘲笑我是傻逼嗯

1194
00:58:08,666 --> 00:58:09,933
店长就可以当爹吗

1195
00:58:09,933 --> 00:58:10,933
是啊你可以获得

1196
00:58:11,066 --> 00:58:13,766
这个主播本月2月份的店长礼物一份

1197
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:17,166
加上一句真情实感的卧槽爹嗯对

1198
00:58:21,466 --> 00:58:23,333
还真行店长还真能当爹

1199
00:58:23,333 --> 00:58:24,466
让大伙现身说法

1200
00:58:24,466 --> 00:58:26,799
总督就可以嘲笑我当然可以了

1201
00:58:29,566 --> 00:58:29,933
哎

1202
00:58:29,933 --> 00:58:33,366
每次进来都是带着带着带着大刀进来

1203
00:58:33,766 --> 00:58:36,699
抢主播的这个这个这个身上看来呀

1204
00:58:37,333 --> 00:58:38,566
哈哈傻逼

1205
00:58:38,566 --> 00:58:40,299
呃你看我禁言你了

1206
00:58:40,300 --> 00:58:42,266
主播有的时候这个心胸

1207
00:58:42,366 --> 00:58:44,599
宽宏大量的让自己都害怕呀

1208
00:58:44,600 --> 00:58:45,966
所以说你们这些

1209
00:58:46,300 --> 00:58:48,933
小小的攻击这个这个风浪之类的

1210
00:58:48,933 --> 00:58:50,466
你平时就没嘲笑吗

1211
00:58:50,466 --> 00:58:51,666
哈哈哈

1212
00:58:52,533 --> 00:58:55,099
本该很好了他他不咋嘲笑我

1213
00:58:55,100 --> 00:58:56,800
呃也只是不咋而已

1214
00:59:08,166 --> 00:59:09,666
我没有嘲笑音乐

1215
00:59:09,666 --> 00:59:12,099
对呀饼干一直都很很好呢

1216
00:59:13,700 --> 00:59:17,166
主播是钢板什么心大胸不大

1217
00:59:17,166 --> 00:59:17,966
嗯

1218
00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:19,866
你只是不关注我而已

1219
00:59:19,866 --> 00:59:21,666
你不可以不关注我

1220
00:59:21,900 --> 00:59:24,866
我生气了哈哈哈

1221
00:59:32,133 --> 00:59:33,899
主播能不能早点打白宫

1222
00:59:33,900 --> 00:59:35,466
把灯子换了救救美股

1223
00:59:35,466 --> 00:59:36,866
救美股有啥用啊

1224
00:59:37,666 --> 00:59:39,099
饼干这是a股

1225
00:59:39,266 --> 00:59:40,599
救美股也没有用啊

1226
00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:42,800
我要行使我的持续权利

1227
00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:45,466
哈哈哈哈逆天

1228
00:59:45,466 --> 00:59:47,799
嗯可以我接受啊

1229
00:59:47,900 --> 00:59:49,733
接受一些中肯的评价

1230
00:59:50,066 --> 00:59:52,466
快使用权利有保质期了

1231
01:00:09,333 --> 01:00:10,599
a股还好点

1232
01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:11,866
真的假的

1233
01:00:13,500 --> 01:00:15,733
来听点听点蔡依林吧

1234
01:00:15,733 --> 01:00:16,366
主播这个

1235
01:00:16,366 --> 01:00:18,466
一不知道说啥的时候就想狠狠的听

1236
01:00:18,466 --> 01:00:19,333
蔡依林

1237
01:00:28,166 --> 01:00:29,533
救救谱子吧

1238
01:00:29,533 --> 01:00:30,466
救不动了

1239
01:00:30,466 --> 01:00:31,799
我已经救不动了

1240
01:00:31,933 --> 01:00:33,566
都跌的没有米了

1241
01:00:36,300 --> 01:00:38,100
主播在白宫开澡堂

1242
01:00:38,100 --> 01:00:39,400
主播哪有这么厉害

1243
01:00:45,733 --> 01:00:48,499
我的数字货币涨了就是没法取现

1244
01:00:48,566 --> 01:00:50,466
应该是哪种数字货币啊

1245
01:00:50,700 --> 01:00:53,400
我曾经是IBM的CEO

1246
01:00:53,466 --> 01:00:56,733
我现在是IBM的劳工哈哈哈

1247
01:00:58,200 --> 01:00:59,200
哈

1248
01:01:01,266 --> 01:01:04,199
ETH我不是很了解这个

1249
01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:05,366
现场搜一下

1250
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:08,166
好寺庙好寺庙

1251
01:01:08,166 --> 01:01:09,999
想当爹不能一套房呀

1252
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,566
啊一套房呀

1253
01:01:11,766 --> 01:01:14,366
我昨天还吃了一个瓜

1254
01:01:14,366 --> 01:01:15,299
就是那个

1255
01:01:15,566 --> 01:01:16,366
呃

1256
01:01:17,466 --> 01:01:18,699
一套房那个

1257
01:01:21,933 --> 01:01:23,566
65个一套房

1258
01:01:24,333 --> 01:01:25,766
换一个电子头像

1259
01:01:26,366 --> 01:01:27,799
是那个叫什么来着

1260
01:01:28,066 --> 01:01:29,399
那个有唯一性的那个

1261
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:30,800
嗯嗯什么来着

1262
01:01:31,133 --> 01:01:32,466
哎我忘了

1263
01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:35,200
昨天还看了这个呢

1264
01:01:35,533 --> 01:01:37,399
让你忍让就让让耶

1265
01:01:37,666 --> 01:01:38,599
说的爱你

1266
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:39,200
只是让

1267
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:41,800
就换一个具有唯一性的电子头像啊

1268
01:01:41,800 --> 01:01:43,066
我看挺丑的

1269
01:01:43,066 --> 01:01:44,733
对NFT没错

1270
01:01:44,866 --> 01:01:45,266
应该是

1271
01:01:45,266 --> 01:01:47,666
看过那个留学吃饭糊弄日记吗

1272
01:01:47,666 --> 01:01:49,866
我看过我还在直播间大伙看过呢

1273
01:01:49,866 --> 01:01:51,399
结果我笑的像个傻逼

1274
01:01:51,500 --> 01:01:52,566
大伙都觉得

1275
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:54,900
但我都觉得没啥好笑的

1276
01:02:05,366 --> 01:02:07,066
那属于有钱人的玩具

1277
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:08,400
就

1278
01:02:08,966 --> 01:02:10,366
特别特别有米

1279
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:26,066
对昨天看群友跟着群友吃瓜子

1280
01:02:26,066 --> 01:02:28,299
一天能卖三四个这头像

1281
01:02:29,666 --> 01:02:31,166
而且长得很丑

1282
01:02:31,166 --> 01:02:32,766
我我有点不太理解啊

1283
01:02:32,766 --> 01:02:34,266
而且就长得像那个

1284
01:02:34,333 --> 01:02:37,466
早些年QQ刚注册的时候那个那个

1285
01:02:38,100 --> 01:02:40,466
那那种默认头像一样你们知道吧

1286
01:02:40,466 --> 01:02:42,366
糊弄学10组真能糊弄

1287
01:02:42,366 --> 01:02:44,866
哈哈哈大伙都觉得

1288
01:02:45,133 --> 01:02:46,999
呃他做的比我做的精致

1289
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:48,300
大伙这什么早上

1290
01:02:48,300 --> 01:02:50,266
中午鸡胸肉晚上鸡蛋白

1291
01:02:50,966 --> 01:02:51,766
就是那

1292
01:02:52,933 --> 01:02:53,899
你健身吗

1293
01:02:53,900 --> 01:02:55,866
你怎么吃多折磨自己啊

1294
01:03:13,500 --> 01:03:14,366
欢迎追梦

1295
01:03:14,900 --> 01:03:16,166
健身的啊

1296
01:03:16,166 --> 01:03:18,166
怪不得你瞧女生不懂经济

1297
01:03:18,166 --> 01:03:19,266
男孩我是不懂

1298
01:03:19,266 --> 01:03:22,066
那你能分的清18个口红的色号吗

1299
01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:24,566
我们不同性别之间

1300
01:03:24,566 --> 01:03:26,966
彼此不了解不是很正常的事情吗

1301
01:03:30,966 --> 01:03:32,933
我要是成了解你们

1302
01:03:32,933 --> 01:03:34,966
你们男生的这个生活习惯了

1303
01:03:34,966 --> 01:03:36,399
你们又要两眼一黑

1304
01:03:37,366 --> 01:03:38,199
这个哈欠

1305
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:40,300
不知道有没有人在用指甲刮黑板

1306
01:03:43,166 --> 01:03:44,933
这才叫直角刮黑板呢

1307
01:03:45,666 --> 01:03:47,199
直角刮黑板不是这种声音的

1308
01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:48,366
一听就没听过

1309
01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:55,800
半夜一天的无邪浪荡睡衣间美

1310
01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:58,333
清晨5点的万人登上缔造大会

1311
01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:01,500
00年代欧洲前卫地下导演讨论会 90后

1312
01:04:04,100 --> 01:04:05,266
别挂求求了

1313
01:04:05,266 --> 01:04:07,133
我就挂我就挂

1314
01:04:07,366 --> 01:04:09,866
大半夜的还不行人睡觉了

1315
01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:11,500
挂了我就去

1316
01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:19,300
听这种声音会让人浑身发毛

1317
01:04:20,866 --> 01:04:23,533
就是那种鸡皮疙瘩都竖起来的感觉

1318
01:04:26,266 --> 01:04:27,566
哎呀好嘞

1319
01:04:27,900 --> 01:04:31,800
哎呀我配都配都配

1320
01:04:32,100 --> 01:04:34,066
什么都喜欢什么都会

1321
01:04:34,066 --> 01:04:36,699
什么都什么都喜欢什么都会

1322
01:04:37,866 --> 01:04:38,666
什么都

1323
01:04:39,900 --> 01:04:41,500
喜欢什么都会

1324
01:04:41,566 --> 01:04:44,466
don't play don't play don't play

1325
01:04:44,466 --> 01:04:46,533
don't play don't play don't play

1326
01:04:50,900 --> 01:04:53,466
妈我都睡了一觉了还在播

1327
01:04:54,300 --> 01:04:56,700
真的吗我这么厉害呀

1328
01:04:57,466 --> 01:04:58,733
我也快下了

1329
01:04:58,733 --> 01:05:01,599
对早上本来就是想跟大家闲聊一下

1330
01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:03,933
早场这个时间比较短

1331
01:05:03,933 --> 01:05:05,333
对早上好

1332
01:05:05,500 --> 01:05:06,666
跟大家打个招呼

1333
01:05:06,666 --> 01:05:08,933
然后简单的陪着我上会班

1334
01:05:09,100 --> 01:05:10,733
对然后就可以下了

1335
01:05:10,900 --> 01:05:12,566
实习假实习一天读海明威

1336
01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:13,566
网络上50个

1337
01:05:13,566 --> 01:05:15,466
你下播了我也要去运动了

1338
01:05:15,466 --> 01:05:16,866
你们那边几点呢

1339
01:05:17,166 --> 01:05:18,866
我这边都晚上8点半了

1340
01:05:18,866 --> 01:05:20,133
怎么才运动呀

1341
01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:20,766
上课说的

1342
01:05:20,766 --> 01:05:22,999
连环节拍比心更重要

1343
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:24,000
做什么假线

1344
01:05:24,333 --> 01:05:26,599
管你小种大葱我配

1345
01:05:26,700 --> 01:05:28,700
管你是小星星是种氛围我配

1346
01:05:28,700 --> 01:05:29,900
和我一个视频

1347
01:05:29,900 --> 01:05:31,166
真健康你

1348
01:05:31,733 --> 01:05:34,499
哎你怎么半夜还要去运动呀

1349
01:05:34,733 --> 01:05:37,133
啊你有这么厉害

1350
01:05:37,133 --> 01:05:39,533
你怎么大半夜你还要去运动啊

1351
01:05:45,300 --> 01:05:47,866
简单的聊一会等一个善良的总督

1352
01:05:47,866 --> 01:05:48,866
那我等一下

1353
01:05:48,900 --> 01:05:50,733
等一下就把直播标题改成这个

1354
01:05:50,733 --> 01:05:53,533
简单的聊一会括号等一个善良的总督

1355
01:05:53,533 --> 01:05:56,133
哈哈哈晚跑很舒服的

1356
01:05:56,133 --> 01:05:57,399
我们女生吧

1357
01:05:57,400 --> 01:06:00,266
在国外应该是享受不到晚跑这种

1358
01:06:00,333 --> 01:06:01,733
舒服的感觉了

1359
01:06:01,766 --> 01:06:05,599
嗯不敢不敢晚跑

1360
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:12,366
我这辈子从来都没玩跑过

1361
01:06:14,333 --> 01:06:15,866
摇尾巴你不可以摇

1362
01:06:15,933 --> 01:06:17,899
你不可以摇我的尾巴嗯

1363
01:06:21,133 --> 01:06:22,199
治安不好吗

1364
01:06:22,200 --> 01:06:23,600
倒不是治安不好吧

1365
01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:25,966
治安再好晚上女生

1366
01:06:26,166 --> 01:06:28,066
孤身一个人还在一个

1367
01:06:28,100 --> 01:06:30,166
有些人可能有枪的地方

1368
01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:33,066
对吧然后大街上还没什么人

1369
01:06:33,266 --> 01:06:35,299
你一个人在街上跑步

1370
01:06:35,533 --> 01:06:37,066
那有点呃

1371
01:06:38,566 --> 01:06:41,333
挑战这个这个他人的这个

1372
01:06:41,333 --> 01:06:42,266
把自己的安危

1373
01:06:42,266 --> 01:06:44,599
支持在他人的善良的基础上啊

1374
01:06:44,766 --> 01:06:46,299
确实是不太好

1375
01:06:48,466 --> 01:06:49,299
男的也不敢

1376
01:06:49,300 --> 01:06:52,066
哈哈你也不敢那我就平衡了

1377
01:06:52,100 --> 01:06:53,466
原来你也不敢

1378
01:06:53,733 --> 01:06:54,666
我也不敢

1379
01:06:56,333 --> 01:06:58,999
我在学校跑在家只会摆档案

1380
01:06:59,766 --> 01:07:02,399
affection i want your satisfaction

1381
01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:04,066
give me give me give me give

1382
01:07:04,066 --> 01:07:08,599
me give me your satisfaction i need your satisfaction i

1383
01:07:08,666 --> 01:07:09,799
没枪谁敢啊

1384
01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:12,300
谁出门跑步还带一把枪啊

1385
01:07:14,066 --> 01:07:16,299
公寓的好处在健身房啊

1386
01:07:16,300 --> 01:07:17,300
耗子也可以啊

1387
01:07:17,300 --> 01:07:19,733
我这下面有跑步机的

1388
01:07:20,100 --> 01:07:21,900
有没有可能主播下播了之后

1389
01:07:21,900 --> 01:07:23,366
等下就去跑一会呀

1390
01:07:33,700 --> 01:07:35,466
爱美知识小姐姐

1391
01:07:36,100 --> 01:07:40,133
欢迎一颗牙带枪跑不会是跑毒了吧

1392
01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:41,366
吃鸡是吧

1393
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:43,666
爱的小游戏

1394
01:07:45,466 --> 01:07:47,999
你和我的这场戏

1395
01:07:49,366 --> 01:07:50,466
超乎想象

1396
01:07:50,466 --> 01:07:51,399
凡的心

1397
01:07:52,366 --> 01:07:53,599
我还真不会跑

1398
01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:56,266
我的运动鞋都不知道放哪去了

1399
01:07:56,533 --> 01:07:57,599
夏日舒适

1400
01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:00,400
是吧这个别的女人啊

1401
01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:03,600
没有主播可爱没有主播萌对吧

1402
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:06,600
燕人打电话给燕子

1403
01:08:06,600 --> 01:08:07,666
你们谁有我电话

1404
01:08:07,666 --> 01:08:09,333
怎么可能有人给我打电话呢

1405
01:08:09,566 --> 01:08:13,266
主播早上今天是星海生日怎么

1406
01:08:13,300 --> 01:08:17,100
哎星海生日怎么还上我这来点歌呀

1407
01:08:17,100 --> 01:08:18,866
哎祝这个内裤外穿

1408
01:08:18,866 --> 01:08:21,399
的紫色头发的这个人形龙王啊

1409
01:08:21,400 --> 01:08:22,366
生日快乐

1410
01:08:22,500 --> 01:08:24,300
一首爱如潮水送给你

1411
01:08:24,300 --> 01:08:25,800
希望我们星海呢

1412
01:08:25,900 --> 01:08:28,333
早日获得应该有的售后和加强

1413
01:08:28,733 --> 01:08:30,299
主播不开大乱斗吗

1414
01:08:30,300 --> 01:08:31,533
没有人喊我呀

1415
01:08:31,700 --> 01:08:32,733
现在打吗

1416
01:08:32,733 --> 01:08:34,099
我不是你老婆

1417
01:08:34,100 --> 01:08:35,600
我真不是你老婆

1418
01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:36,900
你认错了

1419
01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:40,066
那打一把吧

1420
01:08:40,333 --> 01:08:41,399
那就打一把

1421
01:08:41,733 --> 01:08:43,133
珊瑚攻心海

1422
01:08:43,133 --> 01:08:43,933
嗯

1423
01:08:44,500 --> 01:08:46,566
捕捉爱的小游戏

1424
01:08:48,333 --> 01:08:51,066
你和我在这场戏

1425
01:08:52,266 --> 01:08:54,366
超互相相反的心

1426
01:08:56,533 --> 01:08:58,533
这时间上了一

1427
01:08:59,300 --> 01:09:01,600
没说会帮你打你钓我鱼是吧

1428
01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:03,733
没事我只是让你开

1429
01:09:03,800 --> 01:09:05,866
你让我开你又不帮我打

1430
01:09:06,566 --> 01:09:07,766
渣男是吧

1431
01:09:08,166 --> 01:09:09,333
我不好说了

1432
01:09:09,333 --> 01:09:11,866
没事反正我们连胜已经断了

1433
01:09:12,133 --> 01:09:13,299
这个连胜断了之后

1434
01:09:13,300 --> 01:09:15,166
主播就不是那么纯粹的胜利

1435
01:09:15,166 --> 01:09:16,299
对对花了呀

1436
01:09:16,400 --> 01:09:19,333
35连胜非常的一个好的一个数字啊

1437
01:09:19,333 --> 01:09:20,699
我已经非常的满意

1438
01:09:20,766 --> 01:09:22,866
欢迎不遗忘约欢迎酋长

1439
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:24,266
i want your love

1440
01:09:27,133 --> 01:09:28,333
i want your love

1441
01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:30,066
i want your love

1442
01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:32,000
i want your love

1443
01:09:33,333 --> 01:09:34,933
你们就欺负主播善良

1444
01:09:34,933 --> 01:09:37,499
什么什么帽子都往主播头上扣

1445
01:09:37,866 --> 01:09:38,733
哎呀

1446
01:09:39,366 --> 01:09:40,366
直接直接

1447
01:09:40,366 --> 01:09:43,733
这个这个开口要米的主播你们不抨击

1448
01:09:43,733 --> 01:09:44,366
你们抨击

1449
01:09:44,366 --> 01:09:46,699
主播这个不好意思张嘴的

1450
01:09:47,966 --> 01:09:49,399
我们的party

1451
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:53,766
哎谁给我发微信啊

1452
01:09:54,700 --> 01:09:56,366
怎么会有人给我发微信呢

1453
01:09:56,366 --> 01:09:57,466
这个时间

1454
01:09:58,600 --> 01:09:59,966
快让我看看

1455
01:10:26,700 --> 01:10:28,400
这么快就三连胜了

1456
01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:30,366
这是今天的上一场打的

1457
01:10:30,366 --> 01:10:31,699
今天还没打过呢

1458
01:10:31,933 --> 01:10:33,366
主播会踹一脚

1459
01:10:33,500 --> 01:10:35,866
谢谢饼干的干杯非常感谢

1460
01:10:35,866 --> 01:10:38,099
哈哈哈我怎么踹你一脚啊

1461
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:40,566
哎怎么踹你一下

1462
01:10:40,566 --> 01:10:43,299
主播这脚意思是不能动只能左右晃晃

1463
01:10:44,266 --> 01:10:46,366
这怎么踹你啊

1464
01:10:47,966 --> 01:10:49,299
什么时候主播三句话

1465
01:10:49,300 --> 01:10:51,166
就狠狠一脚蹬在屏幕上啊

1466
01:10:51,466 --> 01:10:54,066
主播给我招个财乐透中了打你一把

1467
01:10:54,533 --> 01:10:55,333
来

1468
01:10:56,333 --> 01:11:00,533
cold dead i just wanna feel alive

1469
01:11:03,500 --> 01:11:08,800
this time love bites wild

1470
01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:11,400
rose in my head

1471
01:11:17,166 --> 01:11:17,966
i can

1472
01:11:18,366 --> 01:11:21,699
这个机构发的这个东西不要全信啊

1473
01:11:21,700 --> 01:11:24,266
他有一些就是做外校的那个课程

1474
01:11:24,266 --> 01:11:26,299
跟学校的学分互认的

1475
01:11:26,300 --> 01:11:28,000
他不一定是那种

1476
01:11:28,400 --> 01:11:29,866
就很那个什么

1477
01:11:29,866 --> 01:11:33,133
他可能是宣传他那个机构的你懂吧

1478
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:37,766
呃还没开呢你等会让我看一下啊

1479
01:11:37,766 --> 01:11:38,733
好吧好吧

1480
01:11:42,333 --> 01:11:42,933
哎呀

1481
01:11:42,933 --> 01:11:46,566
猫妈妈找我找我问我暑假上课的事情

1482
01:11:46,733 --> 01:11:49,666
一瞬间放大就像激素贴近的感觉

1483
01:11:50,100 --> 01:11:52,500
谢谢杨先生的这么惨的伤疤

1484
01:11:52,500 --> 01:11:53,766
感谢好燕子

1485
01:11:53,766 --> 01:11:55,466
愿岁月照顾你

1486
01:11:55,466 --> 01:11:58,566
哈哈要岁月照顾我谢谢王爷

1487
01:11:59,300 --> 01:12:01,266
呃谢谢你杨先生

1488
01:12:01,366 --> 01:12:03,499
嗯也希望岁月照顾你一面

1489
01:12:12,300 --> 01:12:15,133
哒哒哒

1490
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:19,800
哒哒

1491
01:12:24,500 --> 01:12:26,500
你好我我不是岁月

1492
01:12:30,466 --> 01:12:32,499
暑课肯定不会更水的

1493
01:12:32,500 --> 01:12:35,133
暑课肯定是因为他时间短

1494
01:12:35,466 --> 01:12:37,966
然后他他会更难学你知道吧

1495
01:12:37,966 --> 01:12:40,199
因为他时间要比正常上学短

1496
01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:41,966
正常一年学完的课

1497
01:12:41,966 --> 01:12:45,066
然后你放暑假两三个月学完了你想想

1498
01:12:45,566 --> 01:12:47,599
那肯定要更难学一些的

1499
01:12:53,966 --> 01:12:55,566
我看一下暑假的话

1500
01:12:55,566 --> 01:12:58,699
要不我可能找一个线上的实习

1501
01:12:58,700 --> 01:12:59,766
或者是怎么样的

1502
01:12:59,766 --> 01:13:01,299
也有朋友跟我说

1503
01:13:01,466 --> 01:13:04,466
就有给我介绍这个实习啊

1504
01:13:04,466 --> 01:13:05,266
啊

1505
01:13:05,933 --> 01:13:07,733
对对再再说吧

1506
01:13:07,733 --> 01:13:10,133
这个再说吧我等下看一眼啊

1507
01:13:10,366 --> 01:13:11,866
还没决定好呢

1508
01:13:20,200 --> 01:13:22,133
早上大a又开始白染了

1509
01:13:22,133 --> 01:13:23,066
大a什么

1510
01:13:23,066 --> 01:13:24,533
a股吗还是什么

1511
01:13:24,933 --> 01:13:26,699
现在暑假的客户压缩

1512
01:13:26,700 --> 01:13:28,566
对啊一个学期里三四个月的课

1513
01:13:28,566 --> 01:13:30,866
暑假也就一两个月一个半月

1514
01:13:31,066 --> 01:13:32,933
那我不能说我当主播实习

1515
01:13:32,933 --> 01:13:35,166
这在家里人心里又觉得没有什么

1516
01:13:35,300 --> 01:13:36,933
没有什么那个那个

1517
01:13:37,466 --> 01:13:39,366
没有什么这个这个这个

1518
01:13:39,600 --> 01:13:41,466
可可能性了你知道吧

1519
01:13:45,500 --> 01:13:46,700
我不知道呀

1520
01:13:46,700 --> 01:13:47,666
我要选啊

1521
01:13:47,666 --> 01:13:52,166
那个那门课的话我应该就就就哇

1522
01:13:53,766 --> 01:13:55,766
呃好事开香槟了

1523
01:13:57,166 --> 01:13:59,099
呃要是我选内门课的话

1524
01:13:59,100 --> 01:14:01,366
我应该就只选这个这个

1525
01:14:01,366 --> 01:14:02,366
内一门了

1526
01:14:02,366 --> 01:14:04,599
就别的课不选了你知道吧

1527
01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:10,533
我都没反应过来想找个啥地方实习

1528
01:14:10,533 --> 01:14:11,599
呃坏苹果

1529
01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:13,133
给我介绍一个IVM的

1530
01:14:13,133 --> 01:14:14,199
但是我感觉好像

1531
01:14:14,300 --> 01:14:16,400
我的专业不太不太适合

1532
01:14:16,400 --> 01:14:17,533
还没有想好呢

1533
01:14:17,533 --> 01:14:20,533
我也在看一些网站之类的被偷塔了

1534
01:14:20,533 --> 01:14:22,166
哈哈哈是啊

1535
01:14:23,166 --> 01:14:24,699
这不是大意不大意的问题

1536
01:14:24,700 --> 01:14:26,866
就很很容易很容易被偷

1537
01:14:26,866 --> 01:14:28,133
这个很正常的

1538
01:14:28,133 --> 01:14:30,166
没有什么太大的这个问题

1539
01:14:30,466 --> 01:14:31,699
你记不记得冰盖

1540
01:14:31,700 --> 01:14:33,166
咱们当年打大乱斗的时候

1541
01:14:33,166 --> 01:14:34,499
全都是最后一秒

1542
01:14:34,500 --> 01:14:36,733
你们就狠狠的砍点哈哈

1543
01:14:38,066 --> 01:14:40,133
哈哎呀被偷是很正常的

1544
01:14:40,133 --> 01:14:42,999
事情啊谢谢大家的这个这个礼物

1545
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:45,466
谢谢杨先生的双胞胎谢谢饼干的干杯

1546
01:14:45,466 --> 01:14:46,333
非常感谢

1547
01:14:46,666 --> 01:14:48,266
是是大的也可以啊

1548
01:14:48,266 --> 01:14:50,899
真的吗但是我这个能力不行吧

1549
01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:52,800
我这个不行吧

1550
01:14:53,266 --> 01:14:55,066
主播再来一把包输

1551
01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:58,000
哎呀

1552
01:14:58,866 --> 01:15:00,733
我这能力真的能行吗

1553
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:02,466
我怕我不行

1554
01:15:03,366 --> 01:15:05,466
虽然我朋友都说就是

1555
01:15:05,600 --> 01:15:07,166
实习好像也没有什么

1556
01:15:07,200 --> 01:15:09,700
特别特别正经的工作内容

1557
01:15:09,700 --> 01:15:11,766
有没有那种远程实习呀

1558
01:15:12,600 --> 01:15:14,900
远超市一般都在什么地方找呀

1559
01:15:14,966 --> 01:15:16,166
我是商科的

1560
01:15:24,200 --> 01:15:24,966
实习不用怕

1561
01:15:24,966 --> 01:15:26,099
真的吗真的不用怕

1562
01:15:26,100 --> 01:15:27,766
家在实习有钱但是

1563
01:15:27,900 --> 01:15:30,000
呃收入不是特别高吧

1564
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:32,366
就好像还没有我当主播赚的多

1565
01:15:32,366 --> 01:15:33,999
好像没有远程实习说

1566
01:15:34,066 --> 01:15:36,366
之前我室友他们有几个都是

1567
01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:38,400
远程实习的嗯

1568
01:15:41,100 --> 01:15:41,800
我在想

1569
01:15:41,800 --> 01:15:45,533
我觉得应该是不是也也也该实习一下

1570
01:15:45,533 --> 01:15:45,999
之类的

1571
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:49,133
因为他们好像都在找有很多人

1572
01:15:49,300 --> 01:15:50,333
内推之类的

1573
01:15:50,333 --> 01:15:54,066
然后我也在想办法去那个问一下

1574
01:15:54,533 --> 01:15:56,366
关键我还不知道我就专业

1575
01:15:56,366 --> 01:15:57,766
实习都干啥呢

1576
01:15:57,866 --> 01:15:59,366
你以前带实习生

1577
01:15:59,366 --> 01:16:00,266
你你你

1578
01:16:01,266 --> 01:16:03,399
你手下实习生都干嘛呀

1579
01:16:08,266 --> 01:16:09,799
我干的是没钱的事情

1580
01:16:09,800 --> 01:16:11,866
国内有一些实习内卷起来

1581
01:16:11,866 --> 01:16:12,999
还要倒贴钱呢

1582
01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:13,966
你们知不知道

1583
01:16:14,166 --> 01:16:16,266
就是在国内好像有一些就是什么

1584
01:16:16,333 --> 01:16:17,166
包介绍

1585
01:16:17,166 --> 01:16:20,866
近四大什么什么这些这些就是实习

1586
01:16:20,933 --> 01:16:22,999
然后然后就是那种

1587
01:16:23,066 --> 01:16:24,733
什么带什么实习证明啊

1588
01:16:24,733 --> 01:16:26,066
可以开这个用那个的

1589
01:16:26,066 --> 01:16:29,666
哈哈哈结果那些是要钱的

1590
01:16:29,666 --> 01:16:30,533
我看有一些机构

1591
01:16:30,533 --> 01:16:32,999
就专门出这些实习的机会

1592
01:16:33,966 --> 01:16:35,966
对啊为什么实习还要倒贴钱啊

1593
01:16:35,966 --> 01:16:36,799
我一直都不知道

1594
01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:40,566
实习不是应该找一份就类似的工作吗

1595
01:16:41,200 --> 01:16:43,000
对啊然后然后然后

1596
01:16:43,300 --> 01:16:46,466
反而我要倒贴给他五位数的钱

1597
01:16:46,500 --> 01:16:48,066
然后去换一个工作

1598
01:16:48,066 --> 01:16:50,133
的机会这也太

1599
01:16:54,333 --> 01:16:55,999
实习都有好好的合同的

1600
01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:58,366
IBM有一些实习的商业咨询

1601
01:16:58,800 --> 01:17:00,533
跟你的背景比较相关

1602
01:17:00,533 --> 01:17:02,799
可以进IBM的话我可以直接帮你推

1603
01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:04,500
另外的话要问问朋友

1604
01:17:04,533 --> 01:17:06,366
好好好我要试试

1605
01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:08,166
实习的好了

1606
01:17:08,166 --> 01:17:10,099
有机会能直接进就是概率低

1607
01:17:10,100 --> 01:17:12,733
我觉得我直接进的概率应该很低吧

1608
01:17:12,733 --> 01:17:14,533
我应该没有那么厉害了

1609
01:17:20,333 --> 01:17:21,366
我再研究研究

1610
01:17:21,366 --> 01:17:24,099
因为我还没想好我是上暑课还是去实

1611
01:17:24,100 --> 01:17:24,866
习呢

1612
01:17:24,866 --> 01:17:25,766
因为我的经历

1613
01:17:25,766 --> 01:17:29,599
如果暑假还要保证就是直播一下的话

1614
01:17:29,600 --> 01:17:32,900
我应该是就咋说呢

1615
01:17:34,766 --> 01:17:37,766
呃我要是整这个的话应该挺难

1616
01:17:37,766 --> 01:17:39,333
但一般只有大四才实习

1617
01:17:39,333 --> 01:17:40,799
这么早才开始实习吗

1618
01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:41,500
没有

1619
01:17:41,500 --> 01:17:43,566
我们留学这边基本上都是大一就

1620
01:17:43,566 --> 01:17:44,366
开始了

1621
01:17:44,566 --> 01:17:47,666
我大一都没实习我已经算很混的人了

1622
01:17:48,366 --> 01:17:50,533
对我大一都没实习嗯

1623
01:17:52,266 --> 01:17:53,599
问问我熟悉的教授

1624
01:17:53,600 --> 01:17:55,166
问题就是我们这边都是

1625
01:17:55,266 --> 01:17:57,099
比较大的那种大班的课

1626
01:17:57,100 --> 01:17:58,500
教授除了上课之外

1627
01:17:58,500 --> 01:18:00,266
基本都没有什么那啥的

1628
01:18:00,466 --> 01:18:01,599
我们学校倒是有那种

1629
01:18:01,600 --> 01:18:03,366
类似就业中心一样的

1630
01:18:03,533 --> 01:18:06,266
但是机会也不是很多呃

1631
01:18:07,866 --> 01:18:09,499
最近也没再留意那个了

1632
01:18:09,500 --> 01:18:12,000
好像很多很久没给我们发过邮件了

1633
01:18:24,366 --> 01:18:25,399
好像我听

1634
01:18:25,466 --> 01:18:26,199
我我我

1635
01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:29,300
我也在那个直播间跟他们交流了一下

1636
01:18:29,300 --> 01:18:32,000
现在很多都是那种线上的实习吗

1637
01:18:32,166 --> 01:18:33,933
就嗯

1638
01:18:35,133 --> 01:18:37,133
也有也有特别好的观众说

1639
01:18:37,133 --> 01:18:38,533
可以给我内推一下

1640
01:18:38,533 --> 01:18:40,899
之类的我所以说我就在考虑吗

1641
01:18:41,166 --> 01:18:41,999
这个东西

1642
01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:44,733
就工作经历这个要到底是不是要

1643
01:18:44,866 --> 01:18:48,199
两段3段的然后写在简历上才够用啊

1644
01:18:48,300 --> 01:18:49,366
我不太清楚哎

1645
01:18:49,366 --> 01:18:51,966
反正之前听机构的那种公开课

1646
01:18:51,966 --> 01:18:53,699
他们都说最好能有个

1647
01:18:53,766 --> 01:18:56,666
两段左右的实习会比较好一点哦

1648
01:18:58,866 --> 01:19:01,699
你建议实习期间

1649
01:19:02,766 --> 01:19:04,333
没事吧这个

1650
01:19:13,366 --> 01:19:15,566
我们组有个人在南方远程了半年

1651
01:19:15,566 --> 01:19:16,999
主要是在这边远

1652
01:19:17,266 --> 01:19:18,533
这是啥意思呀

1653
01:19:25,266 --> 01:19:26,666
这个这个

1654
01:19:26,666 --> 01:19:29,299
这个词跟实习连在一起是什么意思啊

1655
01:19:30,700 --> 01:19:33,866
好谢谢饼干的10个干杯非常感谢

1656
01:19:33,866 --> 01:19:35,899
而离开照谢谢谢谢

1657
01:19:38,733 --> 01:19:40,933
哈哈哈这是啥意思呀

1658
01:19:42,300 --> 01:19:45,133
好痛没偷掉啊

1659
01:19:45,966 --> 01:19:47,766
时间过了坏了

1660
01:19:47,766 --> 01:19:50,399
没事本来也要200才能追上的

1661
01:19:50,733 --> 01:19:53,666
如果实习的地方不在你住的地方附近

1662
01:19:53,666 --> 01:19:56,466
你可需要暂时搬去别的城市

1663
01:19:58,733 --> 01:19:59,533
嗯

1664
01:20:02,133 --> 01:20:04,799
应该没什么问题吧

1665
01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:07,800
我也不是那种特别多情理的人

1666
01:20:08,166 --> 01:20:10,966
哦应该没什么问题吧

1667
01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:15,166
还没赢呢

1668
01:20:15,800 --> 01:20:16,666
什么

1669
01:20:17,300 --> 01:20:20,866
还没赢呢是吧哈哈哈

1670
01:20:25,366 --> 01:20:26,766
对面也很难打

1671
01:20:26,766 --> 01:20:28,666
对面是这个五连胜

1672
01:20:28,733 --> 01:20:29,899
然后71胜率

1673
01:20:29,900 --> 01:20:32,133
基本跟我一样都是胜利队出来的

1674
01:20:39,466 --> 01:20:41,066
那我帮你再注意一下

1675
01:20:41,133 --> 01:20:42,366
谢谢坏苹果

1676
01:20:42,366 --> 01:20:43,266
辛苦了辛苦了

1677
01:20:43,266 --> 01:20:45,599
我看看猫妈妈对这个事怎么说呀

1678
01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:48,600
他问我这个会不会影响我上课呀

1679
01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:06,733
对面的声音好好听啊

1680
01:21:06,733 --> 01:21:09,066
怎么有人待礼投敌啊

1681
01:21:09,100 --> 01:21:11,966
哈哈怎么有人待礼投敌啊

1682
01:21:12,966 --> 01:21:14,299
谢谢坏苹果

1683
01:21:17,133 --> 01:21:20,699
总之就是先想想暑假的事情吧

1684
01:21:23,133 --> 01:21:24,799
欢迎无尽名啊

1685
01:21:24,900 --> 01:21:27,133
我也确实最近应该想想了

1686
01:21:27,266 --> 01:21:29,666
谢谢饼干的三个干杯非常感谢

1687
01:21:29,666 --> 01:21:31,866
啊离开到哇这就赢了

1688
01:21:33,133 --> 01:21:34,799
他他不是五连胜吗

1689
01:21:34,800 --> 01:21:35,933
哎什么情况

1690
01:21:36,666 --> 01:21:38,066
谢谢饼干的

1691
01:21:42,400 --> 01:21:44,400
四个干杯非常非常感谢

1692
01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:46,333
我是不会背叛你的烟神

1693
01:21:46,333 --> 01:21:48,466
已经好久都没有人叫我烟神了

1694
01:21:48,466 --> 01:21:50,166
欢迎海绵宝宝电棍

1695
01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:53,500
确实好听哎

1696
01:21:53,766 --> 01:21:54,966
对面是什么声音啊

1697
01:21:54,966 --> 01:21:57,099
没有不好听没有音乐好听

1698
01:21:57,100 --> 01:21:59,333
还真好还是饼干好哎

1699
01:21:59,333 --> 01:22:01,566
不是对面是什么声音啊我都挺好听的

1700
01:22:01,566 --> 01:22:02,733
他叫什么名字啊

1701
01:22:02,866 --> 01:22:03,699
带我我去

1702
01:22:03,700 --> 01:22:04,500
看看

1703
01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:07,300
等我下播之后我可以去看看

1704
01:22:20,166 --> 01:22:23,766
就是那种暑假的这几个月的就可以

1705
01:22:24,100 --> 01:22:25,600
但我就是不知道

1706
01:22:25,600 --> 01:22:27,166
这个时间到底是用来

1707
01:22:27,166 --> 01:22:28,666
就是上暑课好一点

1708
01:22:28,666 --> 01:22:30,999
还是弄个实习强一点啊

1709
01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:33,500
就我我再问问吧我也跟着那个

1710
01:22:33,700 --> 01:22:35,200
就就我室友他们

1711
01:22:35,400 --> 01:22:36,666
问问他们啊

1712
01:22:37,066 --> 01:22:39,933
他们有实习过的也有没实习过的

1713
01:22:41,566 --> 01:22:43,799
啥样的都有欢迎2

1714
01:22:47,733 --> 01:22:48,766
欢迎超人

1715
01:22:49,900 --> 01:22:51,933
这样烟宝摆烂的时候就可以看了

1716
01:22:51,933 --> 01:22:53,333
我让烟宝开大了都

1717
01:22:53,333 --> 01:22:53,733
就为了

1718
01:22:53,733 --> 01:22:55,866
随机看看对面有没有好看好听的

1719
01:22:55,866 --> 01:22:58,533
小姐姐你也太坏了吧

1720
01:22:58,933 --> 01:23:01,733
对面ID燕子爱唱歌哈哈哈

1721
01:23:01,766 --> 01:23:02,766
看我想读烟

1722
01:23:02,766 --> 01:23:04,099
还是找工作吧

1723
01:23:04,100 --> 01:23:07,600
我可能比较倾向于找工作吧我我觉着

1724
01:23:08,066 --> 01:23:10,733
如果如果工作的话那可能就

1725
01:23:11,366 --> 01:23:12,966
比较倾向于找工作

1726
01:23:13,966 --> 01:23:14,766
嗯

1727
01:23:16,100 --> 01:23:19,733
呀我怎么忽然变得这么小了啊

1728
01:23:20,666 --> 01:23:23,166
我刚才怎么忽然变得这么小了

1729
01:23:23,866 --> 01:23:24,666
啊

1730
01:23:29,166 --> 01:23:31,399
嘿什么情况呀

1731
01:23:31,800 --> 01:23:34,200
哈哈还是读研了再找好点

1732
01:23:34,200 --> 01:23:35,700
我也觉得是

1733
01:23:36,266 --> 01:23:38,266
怎么怎么刚才背的这么孝顺

1734
01:23:38,300 --> 01:23:41,666
我也觉得本科好像挺难留在加拿大的

1735
01:23:41,933 --> 01:23:43,799
回国本科也难呐

1736
01:23:43,800 --> 01:23:46,000
都挺都挺不容易的

1737
01:23:47,266 --> 01:23:48,799
如果想进好的公司

1738
01:23:48,800 --> 01:23:50,933
除非自己当老板就对了

1739
01:23:51,600 --> 01:23:53,000
太难找了

1740
01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:54,800
哎

1741
01:23:57,533 --> 01:23:58,333
嗯

1742
01:24:01,466 --> 01:24:03,099
看专业的

1743
01:24:03,200 --> 01:24:05,133
我也推荐读研

1744
01:24:05,500 --> 01:24:07,533
究竟然学个技能不用重进

1745
01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:09,100
呃

1746
01:24:09,100 --> 01:24:11,800
我室友还在问我要不要学那个叫什么

1747
01:24:12,166 --> 01:24:15,666
呃数据分析还是什么来着

1748
01:24:16,100 --> 01:24:19,733
就是那个SQL什么什么的那个

1749
01:24:20,600 --> 01:24:22,733
他还问我呢说那个

1750
01:24:23,133 --> 01:24:25,533
要不要去学学这些东西

1751
01:24:25,766 --> 01:24:27,133
我说那是个啥呀

1752
01:24:27,133 --> 01:24:29,299
哈哈哈我不知道

1753
01:24:29,300 --> 01:24:31,366
尽管类的本科确实不好惹

1754
01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:32,800
确实难受呀

1755
01:24:33,700 --> 01:24:35,600
计算机类的确实本科够了

1756
01:24:35,600 --> 01:24:37,000
数据分析现在很火

1757
01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:39,600
谢谢您百欢乐泡泡机和泡泡糖

1758
01:24:39,600 --> 01:24:41,533
非常感谢数

1759
01:24:41,533 --> 01:24:42,933
字化的东西都很火

1760
01:24:42,933 --> 01:24:45,299
但是我我能学明白吗

1761
01:24:45,300 --> 01:24:46,100
这个

1762
01:24:46,466 --> 01:24:49,866
我现在学我那个数据库那些东西

1763
01:24:50,066 --> 01:24:51,866
还有那个婴儿图之类的

1764
01:24:51,866 --> 01:24:53,899
我做的好像都挺费劲的

1765
01:24:54,066 --> 01:24:56,166
学个数据分析很有用呀

1766
01:24:56,666 --> 01:25:00,133
哦让我看看有没有相关的课哦

1767
01:25:04,300 --> 01:25:06,800
好像确实可以试试看哦

1768
01:25:06,933 --> 01:25:09,499
跟我现在的上课专业有交叉的

1769
01:25:09,500 --> 01:25:10,533
那挺好的呀

1770
01:25:10,533 --> 01:25:14,166
但我数学不行我数学很烂的怎么办呀

1771
01:25:14,333 --> 01:25:16,499
不是数据库接来着啊

1772
01:25:16,900 --> 01:25:17,800
这样跳

1773
01:25:19,000 --> 01:25:21,600
老板让你弄个图或者算个相关性

1774
01:25:21,600 --> 01:25:22,766
学生时代学东西

1775
01:25:22,766 --> 01:25:24,766
除了时间都不需要成本

1776
01:25:25,200 --> 01:25:27,166
统计学只要数学好就行

1777
01:25:27,166 --> 01:25:28,699
可是我数学很烂呀

1778
01:25:28,900 --> 01:25:31,966
大家也知道主播这个数学水平就是

1779
01:25:32,566 --> 01:25:33,933
快入图了

1780
01:25:34,700 --> 01:25:36,200
学学统计学

1781
01:25:37,800 --> 01:25:39,700
代学统计来着

1782
01:25:45,266 --> 01:25:47,333
国内我上课的同学都读研了

1783
01:25:47,333 --> 01:25:48,733
刚刚乱斗打的谁呀

1784
01:25:48,733 --> 01:25:50,966
我不知道乱斗打的谁呀没看

1785
01:26:02,666 --> 01:26:06,533
没关系的学到能用到的部分都行哦

1786
01:26:07,366 --> 01:26:09,066
嗯好

1787
01:26:09,733 --> 01:26:11,466
我去研究研究啊

1788
01:26:11,466 --> 01:26:14,966
等我那个那个什么我去研究研究

1789
01:26:17,200 --> 01:26:18,900
刚刚有呆滞的眼神

1790
01:26:18,900 --> 01:26:21,200
因为我有点没太清楚了

1791
01:26:21,200 --> 01:26:22,000
嘿嘿

1792
01:26:22,666 --> 01:26:23,666
比较笨

1793
01:26:24,400 --> 01:26:26,400
家人们太笨了

1794
01:26:38,333 --> 01:26:40,333
哒哒哒哒哒

1795
01:26:40,866 --> 01:26:42,099
能给我毕业就行

1796
01:26:42,100 --> 01:26:44,400
反正你进了公司都是从头再一次

1797
01:26:44,766 --> 01:26:46,899
尤其是计算机相关的

1798
01:26:46,933 --> 01:26:48,699
哦是哦

1799
01:26:49,000 --> 01:26:50,466
是吗真的吗

1800
01:26:50,466 --> 01:26:52,499
我觉得我现在虽然学

1801
01:26:52,500 --> 01:26:54,500
但是什么都没学会

1802
01:26:55,866 --> 01:26:57,899
就感觉什么都没学会

1803
01:27:02,100 --> 01:27:03,366
wink可爱你

1804
01:27:08,266 --> 01:27:10,599
我真的要wink的时候自己去控制

1805
01:27:10,600 --> 01:27:11,766
wink的时候就

1806
01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:14,266
特别像半身不遂的面瘫

1807
01:27:15,533 --> 01:27:18,566
数字化和计算机不是完全重叠的

1808
01:27:19,600 --> 01:27:23,166
上一年课不如去公司搬一天砖都来了

1809
01:27:26,266 --> 01:27:29,299
大学学的东西没有用哦

1810
01:27:29,500 --> 01:27:32,800
后面都是进来之后重新学过

1811
01:27:32,800 --> 01:27:34,600
混血运动版少年了

1812
01:27:34,966 --> 01:27:36,599
我们公司有部分人都是

1813
01:27:36,600 --> 01:27:39,166
业务出身做的数字化岗位

1814
01:27:39,766 --> 01:27:41,099
好厉害呀

1815
01:27:44,733 --> 01:27:45,533
哇

1816
01:27:49,166 --> 01:27:53,866
感觉也想讨论到这个昼夜相关的东西

1817
01:28:04,100 --> 01:28:07,133
上课去了燕子拜拜拜拜你别坏

1818
01:28:07,133 --> 01:28:07,866
你还早呢

1819
01:28:07,866 --> 01:28:08,966
我哪里早了

1820
01:28:09,466 --> 01:28:10,699
我不早啊

1821
01:28:10,700 --> 01:28:11,800
哪里早啊

1822
01:28:12,066 --> 01:28:14,133
应该想想早该想想

1823
01:28:14,166 --> 01:28:16,533
是啊哈哈哈有压力了

1824
01:28:16,533 --> 01:28:18,799
所以说这个虚拟的世界

1825
01:28:18,800 --> 01:28:20,700
就充满着欢声笑语啊

1826
01:28:20,700 --> 01:28:24,166
但是但是但是嗯但是

1827
01:28:26,466 --> 01:28:29,066
现实中总是有各种这个不好的

1828
01:28:29,066 --> 01:28:30,299
学好专业课

1829
01:28:30,700 --> 01:28:31,666
然后再考虑

1830
01:28:31,666 --> 01:28:34,466
好谢谢l酱的金币和泡泡糖

1831
01:28:34,466 --> 01:28:36,066
还有金币泡泡糖

1832
01:28:36,500 --> 01:28:39,900
嗯然后还是金币金币泡泡糖

1833
01:28:43,566 --> 01:28:46,133
泡泡糖Jimmy阿里盖头

1834
01:28:48,000 --> 01:28:49,300
不要攻击我了

1835
01:28:49,300 --> 01:28:50,500
哎呀真的是

1836
01:29:03,900 --> 01:29:04,800
读研吧

1837
01:29:04,800 --> 01:29:07,600
读研的时候教授肯定会带着做课题

1838
01:29:07,600 --> 01:29:09,800
到时候也就知道你想要什么了

1839
01:29:10,333 --> 01:29:12,199
嗯嗯好

1840
01:29:13,566 --> 01:29:14,366
好

1841
01:29:26,800 --> 01:29:29,266
谢谢超然的金币

1842
01:29:29,333 --> 01:29:30,533
非常感谢

1843
01:29:31,500 --> 01:29:33,600
好听好听啊

1844
01:29:33,966 --> 01:29:35,499
咋了都好听好听

1845
01:29:35,500 --> 01:29:37,000
怎么大伙这么现实

1846
01:29:37,000 --> 01:29:40,066
因为家里面会有人给我发那个什么

1847
01:29:40,266 --> 01:29:42,666
发发发发微信

1848
01:29:42,666 --> 01:29:45,466
然后问我这个暑假安排的事情

1849
01:29:45,700 --> 01:29:46,933
燕子居然还在播

1850
01:29:46,933 --> 01:29:48,599
是呀我还在播呢

1851
01:29:49,100 --> 01:29:51,566
欢迎诺诺的骚懒该下班喽

1852
01:29:51,566 --> 01:29:52,899
是哦该下班喽

1853
01:29:52,900 --> 01:29:55,400
哈哈哈该下班喽

1854
01:29:57,466 --> 01:30:03,166
哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒

1855
01:30:14,600 --> 01:30:17,533
上班就下棋是吧

1856
01:30:18,366 --> 01:30:20,866
等月宝下班了我就是准备开会了

1857
01:30:20,866 --> 01:30:23,733
好呀天大教授会不会客气吗

1858
01:30:23,733 --> 01:30:24,699
欧洲都是自己找

1859
01:30:24,700 --> 01:30:25,733
我不知道哎

1860
01:30:26,566 --> 01:30:27,699
问问坏苹果

1861
01:30:27,700 --> 01:30:29,733
哈哈我真不知道这个事情

1862
01:30:29,966 --> 01:30:31,566
做主播能收米

1863
01:30:31,566 --> 01:30:34,733
就是能能赚钱但是又不是永久的耶

1864
01:30:35,000 --> 01:30:36,666
工作是要跟一辈子的

1865
01:30:36,666 --> 01:30:40,399
但是直播10年之后我还能当主播吗

1866
01:30:49,566 --> 01:30:50,366
能

1867
01:30:50,966 --> 01:30:52,099
真的吗

1868
01:30:53,766 --> 01:30:56,166
看教授看专业也看学校

1869
01:30:56,166 --> 01:30:57,199
欢迎皮皮酱

1870
01:30:58,200 --> 01:31:01,100
刚准备睡了被领导搞去搞卫生

1871
01:31:01,100 --> 01:31:02,000
辛苦了超人

1872
01:31:02,000 --> 01:31:03,066
么么么么

1873
01:31:03,566 --> 01:31:05,266
当你的主编小微

1874
01:31:05,466 --> 01:31:07,733
一直当我的主编小微啊

1875
01:31:07,900 --> 01:31:10,666
那十年主播没有薪火早就毕业了

1876
01:31:11,166 --> 01:31:14,199
不能说一定会也不能说一定不会

1877
01:31:14,466 --> 01:31:16,866
确实说的像没说一样啊

1878
01:31:26,766 --> 01:31:28,166
大大大大

1879
01:31:28,466 --> 01:31:29,966
大v肯定是全职

1880
01:31:29,966 --> 01:31:31,999
但是大v的全职也不会

1881
01:31:32,100 --> 01:31:33,966
就那么长时间吗

1882
01:31:34,400 --> 01:31:35,366
当主播

1883
01:31:35,366 --> 01:31:38,199
能火三年已经是非常非常了不起的

1884
01:31:38,200 --> 01:31:40,600
全网都知道的传奇主播了

1885
01:31:42,533 --> 01:31:44,566
主要是大v要赚钱的话

1886
01:31:44,566 --> 01:31:47,266
他他要把他一辈子的钱都赚出来呀

1887
01:31:53,666 --> 01:31:57,099
淹淹的默默给我亲手套上复活甲

1888
01:31:57,100 --> 01:31:58,533
我只是摸摸你啊

1889
01:31:58,533 --> 01:31:59,933
我又不是摸摸你

1890
01:32:00,066 --> 01:32:02,599
打不赢说实话呀笨蛋

1891
01:32:04,300 --> 01:32:06,700
去年呃一整年

1892
01:32:07,700 --> 01:32:11,466
能到手100个以上的v在v区

1893
01:32:11,666 --> 01:32:14,999
在v圈所有人里面好像都不超过

1894
01:32:16,300 --> 01:32:17,666
二三十人吧

1895
01:32:19,133 --> 01:32:21,699
呃如果说是就是流水一波个以上

1896
01:32:21,700 --> 01:32:23,266
然后不排除工会

1897
01:32:24,200 --> 01:32:26,366
不排除工会刷流水这个情况

1898
01:32:26,366 --> 01:32:28,333
然后能达到一波个的这个

1899
01:32:28,733 --> 01:32:30,566
你也就二三十个人

1900
01:32:30,566 --> 01:32:33,533
如果排除工会刷流水的情况下呢

1901
01:32:33,533 --> 01:32:34,266
就更少了

1902
01:32:34,266 --> 01:32:37,899
如果说要是一年能到手一博个人v

1903
01:32:37,933 --> 01:32:40,466
那基本就是大家都听过的大v了

1904
01:32:41,400 --> 01:32:43,300
有二三十个那有些v他

1905
01:32:43,300 --> 01:32:46,666
一年工会给他流水就抬100来万的

1906
01:32:46,666 --> 01:32:49,099
你怎么你怎么知道他不是这样的呢

1907
01:32:57,500 --> 01:32:59,466
但咱们烟宝是很特别的

1908
01:32:59,466 --> 01:33:00,966
特别就特别带什么的

1909
01:33:00,966 --> 01:33:03,566
哈哈哈特别就特别带什么的

1910
01:33:06,566 --> 01:33:08,099
让我给大家看一眼啊

1911
01:33:08,100 --> 01:33:11,100
这个图今天我还觉得挺好的

1912
01:33:16,766 --> 01:33:19,066
这个能能在这个这个

1913
01:33:19,466 --> 01:33:21,799
2021年一整年的营收

1914
01:33:21,800 --> 01:33:23,266
这个如果是

1915
01:33:23,866 --> 01:33:27,366
140万营收可以排到第50

1916
01:33:28,266 --> 01:33:31,733
然后到手的100万以上的话

1917
01:33:31,733 --> 01:33:34,199
大概也就是那么

1918
01:33:34,966 --> 01:33:36,733
20个人左右

1919
01:33:38,066 --> 01:33:39,199
这20个人呢

1920
01:33:39,200 --> 01:33:41,000
排除了大家都知道的

1921
01:33:41,000 --> 01:33:42,933
特别特别有名的人之外

1922
01:33:48,100 --> 01:33:50,166
个人是少之又少

1923
01:33:51,200 --> 01:33:53,066
还排除Asso的五个

1924
01:33:53,100 --> 01:33:55,466
阿紫七海这就七个人了

1925
01:33:55,666 --> 01:33:57,599
然后再排狼羊

1926
01:33:57,700 --> 01:34:01,200
然后那个呃岳父手里的千玺啊阿萨

1927
01:34:01,400 --> 01:34:03,666
hello这些排除掉之后

1928
01:34:03,666 --> 01:34:06,399
然后再剩下这这十个人才是说

1929
01:34:06,500 --> 01:34:07,566
你能想象

1930
01:34:07,566 --> 01:34:09,066
想象你想成为的人呢

1931
01:34:09,066 --> 01:34:09,866
对吧

1932
01:34:10,500 --> 01:34:12,466
特别长的加班时间

1933
01:34:12,866 --> 01:34:15,399
特别高的耐球特别能摆

1934
01:34:15,400 --> 01:34:16,333
咱这个怎么样

1935
01:34:16,333 --> 01:34:18,499
咱这个第10万

1936
01:34:20,866 --> 01:34:22,166
啊第八第八

1937
01:34:22,166 --> 01:34:23,699
仅次于这个这个

1938
01:34:23,900 --> 01:34:24,766
这个这个

1939
01:34:24,966 --> 01:34:27,866
那个什么仅次于那七位第八

1940
01:34:28,333 --> 01:34:30,799
咖啡呢去年还没有咖啡呢吧

1941
01:34:30,966 --> 01:34:32,266
去年有啥咖啡啊

1942
01:34:32,266 --> 01:34:34,466
家人们咖啡是今年才起来的

1943
01:34:35,733 --> 01:34:37,199
冷鸟这里也要排除

1944
01:34:37,200 --> 01:34:38,466
那冷鸟再一盖

1945
01:34:38,466 --> 01:34:41,099
然后这个汗色再一盖那就没了呀

1946
01:34:41,400 --> 01:34:42,566
那还有啥呀

1947
01:34:43,933 --> 01:34:45,699
去年party还没播呢

1948
01:34:55,200 --> 01:34:57,600
倒有一些你们可能没听说过的

1949
01:34:58,066 --> 01:34:58,866
嗯

1950
01:34:59,600 --> 01:35:01,933
比如说连我都有没听说过的

1951
01:35:01,933 --> 01:35:04,399
对比如说这个出棉Kitty

1952
01:35:04,766 --> 01:35:06,133
我现在查一下

1953
01:35:08,266 --> 01:35:11,366
这张榜上居然有主播没递到过人物呀

1954
01:35:11,366 --> 01:35:14,533
这个让主播觉得觉得很离谱

1955
01:35:19,666 --> 01:35:20,899
这个出名Kitty

1956
01:35:21,900 --> 01:35:23,700
一年流水192万

1957
01:35:23,700 --> 01:35:25,933
但是我却没有没有关注过他

1958
01:35:27,700 --> 01:35:29,733
我燕子我不是很认同家人

1959
01:35:29,733 --> 01:35:32,733
们主播主播能上个虚拟去月榜的

1960
01:35:32,733 --> 01:35:36,533
这个这个前30主播都能给大伙磕一个

1961
01:35:36,533 --> 01:35:37,899
前30咱都上不去

1962
01:35:37,900 --> 01:35:39,500
你说你怎么上这张榜呢

1963
01:35:43,466 --> 01:35:44,699
我是弟弟头子是吧

1964
01:35:44,700 --> 01:35:46,333
怎么又会有我不认识的呢

1965
01:35:46,333 --> 01:35:47,099
所以这张

1966
01:35:47,100 --> 01:35:50,333
这张表要是排水把公会似的一排

1967
01:35:50,333 --> 01:35:51,866
那就真不胜杀了

1968
01:35:56,366 --> 01:35:58,933
再排出一些靠这个两三个人

1969
01:35:58,933 --> 01:36:02,199
这个一年打一博版养的人民对

1970
01:36:10,600 --> 01:36:11,466
我也不认识

1971
01:36:11,466 --> 01:36:12,699
我也不认识啊

1972
01:36:16,366 --> 01:36:18,966
b站有大v们有AISO

1973
01:36:20,300 --> 01:36:21,100
呃

1974
01:36:23,600 --> 01:36:27,666
七海娜娜咪阿紫从小就很可爱嗯

1975
01:36:28,966 --> 01:36:32,099
这大v大v的定义是相对而言的

1976
01:36:32,100 --> 01:36:33,100
这都是大v

1977
01:36:33,366 --> 01:36:36,733
这张表上其实都能算大v怎么拼

1978
01:36:38,300 --> 01:36:39,866
你看那个下播之后

1979
01:36:42,300 --> 01:36:43,500
咋咋咋说呢

1980
01:36:43,500 --> 01:36:44,800
直接搜虚拟主播

1981
01:36:44,800 --> 01:36:47,666
然后最早出来的那几个就都是

1982
01:36:49,466 --> 01:36:51,799
你饼干应该不会喜欢吧

1983
01:36:51,800 --> 01:36:53,933
应该不是特别对你的胃口

1984
01:36:58,466 --> 01:37:01,199
尿大要看相对什么而言大呀

1985
01:37:01,400 --> 01:37:04,333
要是相对整个平台那就不好说了

1986
01:37:04,366 --> 01:37:07,466
要是相对我那就一大堆中吧

1987
01:37:08,933 --> 01:37:11,366
我会很挑应该

1988
01:37:11,366 --> 01:37:13,333
我觉得很难

1989
01:37:13,933 --> 01:37:16,699
很难对上你的胃口啊我觉得

1990
01:37:16,700 --> 01:37:17,666
我是觉得

1991
01:37:19,166 --> 01:37:20,299
塞纳河是啥

1992
01:37:20,800 --> 01:37:22,533
s a h forty eight

1993
01:37:43,400 --> 01:37:45,733
这张图今天穿的挺多的

1994
01:37:45,733 --> 01:37:46,533
是耶

1995
01:37:47,166 --> 01:37:49,333
那个姓名是指谁的姓名啊

1996
01:37:49,500 --> 01:37:51,700
那个姓名是相对照的

1997
01:37:51,700 --> 01:37:54,333
塞纳河从第一到第48

1998
01:37:54,333 --> 01:37:56,099
为什么这张表有48个人

1999
01:37:56,100 --> 01:37:58,500
因为大家都知道snh forty eight

2000
01:37:58,800 --> 01:38:01,333
后面他那个forty就是48嘛

2001
01:38:01,566 --> 01:38:04,566
前48的这个流水是会公布出来的

2002
01:38:04,966 --> 01:38:06,499
所以这就是这个v圈

2003
01:38:06,500 --> 01:38:09,666
2021年一整年跟那个塞纳河一整年

2004
01:38:09,733 --> 01:38:12,999
这个这个弄的钱相对比一下对吧

2005
01:38:13,000 --> 01:38:14,366
集资相对比一下

2006
01:38:19,533 --> 01:38:20,566
这不是真名

2007
01:38:20,566 --> 01:38:23,799
那是那是塞纳和成员的那个第一

2008
01:38:23,800 --> 01:38:26,866
是去年登顶的孙瑞后面是这个原一起

2009
01:38:26,866 --> 01:38:28,499
不过他俩就差这点钱呢

2010
01:38:30,100 --> 01:38:31,700
原来他俩就差了

2011
01:38:32,100 --> 01:38:34,533
就差了这么点钱

2012
01:38:38,266 --> 01:38:41,533
对啊七海以前是塞纳和斯巴的哦

2013
01:38:41,533 --> 01:38:42,699
现在不是了

2014
01:38:43,066 --> 01:38:44,799
溜了拜拜拜拜东方正

2015
01:38:47,066 --> 01:38:48,799
一年就财富自由了

2016
01:38:48,800 --> 01:38:50,333
这个这个钱肯定是

2017
01:38:50,866 --> 01:38:52,699
没法到手这么多的呀

2018
01:38:52,733 --> 01:38:55,399
就比如说你看那个前妻这些人

2019
01:38:55,966 --> 01:38:58,266
呃阿紫和七海

2020
01:38:58,266 --> 01:39:00,499
去年这个到手的钱可能也就

2021
01:39:01,333 --> 01:39:03,466
有个200万都算多的了

2022
01:39:03,966 --> 01:39:05,199
因为他们是企业

2023
01:39:05,200 --> 01:39:06,933
是啊VIP肯定还要分的

2024
01:39:06,933 --> 01:39:07,499
家人

2025
01:39:07,500 --> 01:39:10,966
贝拉家的奶林他们拿的更是死工资

2026
01:39:11,200 --> 01:39:12,533
这没法定的

2027
01:39:12,766 --> 01:39:14,699
one more day

2028
01:39:15,466 --> 01:39:17,599
再往下啊这个

2029
01:39:19,600 --> 01:39:23,066
但是这个虚拟区有大概1万个v

2030
01:39:24,200 --> 01:39:26,100
只有这些v能做出头

2031
01:39:26,100 --> 01:39:28,600
哪有这么多能能做出头的人呢

2032
01:39:29,266 --> 01:39:32,399
对呀反正肯定这个不属于我呀

2033
01:39:32,700 --> 01:39:35,200
even when i'm a mess you

2034
01:39:35,400 --> 01:39:37,733
这是2021年的这个流水啊

2035
01:39:37,733 --> 01:39:39,899
跟现在不一样的i think

2036
01:39:41,533 --> 01:39:42,333
about

2037
01:39:42,600 --> 01:39:47,133
i i don't wanna have to lie

2038
01:39:48,266 --> 01:39:53,966
let's stay this way even though we're changing

2039
01:39:54,400 --> 01:39:57,266
太难了也不能说太难了吧

2040
01:39:58,466 --> 01:40:01,599
有的公司不完全看赚米能力的

2041
01:40:02,500 --> 01:40:04,600
但是有能力的又摊上

2042
01:40:04,600 --> 01:40:06,700
好公司很难不赚大米啊

2043
01:40:07,200 --> 01:40:08,866
他们很难不赚大米

2044
01:40:10,000 --> 01:40:12,566
娶你却最少有个一个w的v吧

2045
01:40:13,100 --> 01:40:15,366
燕宝如果每天都能有那天的收入

2046
01:40:15,366 --> 01:40:16,466
就是大v了

2047
01:40:16,466 --> 01:40:18,899
哈哈哪有那么简单啊

2048
01:40:19,866 --> 01:40:21,166
哪有那么简单啊

2049
01:40:21,166 --> 01:40:24,466
那已经是我我收入最最厉害的一天了

2050
01:40:24,466 --> 01:40:25,766
哪有那么简单呢

2051
01:40:27,333 --> 01:40:28,566
一天的幸运

2052
01:40:28,566 --> 01:40:32,499
这指望把他拉长成永久的状态那多

2053
01:40:34,100 --> 01:40:36,566
显得有点就不识好歹了

2054
01:40:36,566 --> 01:40:37,799
就有点我就有点

2055
01:40:37,800 --> 01:40:40,533
好像不知道大家在抬举我一样了

2056
01:40:40,533 --> 01:40:41,366
哈哈

2057
01:40:44,333 --> 01:40:45,899
偶尔上一次那个营收

2058
01:40:45,900 --> 01:40:47,900
日报我就觉得很厉害啦

2059
01:40:52,966 --> 01:40:55,333
这东西真不是想上就能上的

2060
01:41:03,066 --> 01:41:04,999
哈哈你带来了奇迹

2061
01:41:05,000 --> 01:41:08,733
嗯KCK哈哈你带来了奇迹

2062
01:41:21,600 --> 01:41:22,700
啥时候能上一次

2063
01:41:22,700 --> 01:41:23,400
那个月报

2064
01:41:23,400 --> 01:41:25,766
吊车尾就是特别特别厉害的了

2065
01:41:25,766 --> 01:41:26,366
哈哈哈

2066
01:41:26,366 --> 01:41:29,566
不把你开出去面面自己出榜是吧

2067
01:41:30,333 --> 01:41:31,199
干嘛

2068
01:41:33,166 --> 01:41:35,866
哪有哪有这么多米处帮呀

2069
01:41:36,133 --> 01:41:38,333
天天天天这个拍

2070
01:41:39,533 --> 01:41:41,066
拍自己吃饭

2071
01:41:41,933 --> 01:41:44,466
哎呀我好像要下班了家人们

2072
01:41:44,533 --> 01:41:45,133
这个这个

2073
01:41:45,133 --> 01:41:47,966
说到这我都忘了要下班这个事了

2074
01:41:48,900 --> 01:41:52,666
营收日报前十周一次20加名还有几次

2075
01:41:53,133 --> 01:41:54,533
我说的是那个月报

2076
01:41:54,533 --> 01:41:56,499
啥时候能上一次就说明真是

2077
01:41:56,500 --> 01:41:59,800
就还是还算有点体谅了嗯

2078
01:42:01,566 --> 01:42:03,666
那个月报特别的难想

2079
01:42:05,066 --> 01:42:06,066
反正越来越好了

2080
01:42:06,066 --> 01:42:08,499
是啊越来越好了哈哈

2081
01:42:09,200 --> 01:42:11,266
比以前好就是有进步啊

2082
01:42:11,266 --> 01:42:12,933
一直都高兴好吧

2083
01:42:13,066 --> 01:42:15,066
家人们我们一直都很高兴

2084
01:42:18,700 --> 01:42:20,333
每一天都比前一天好一点

2085
01:42:20,333 --> 01:42:22,399
那可那可那个太难了

2086
01:42:22,966 --> 01:42:26,099
那你要这么说我我我那个有8个提督

2087
01:42:26,100 --> 01:42:27,866
第二天我是不是就应该有9个

2088
01:42:27,866 --> 01:42:30,533
第三天有有10个哈哈哈

2089
01:42:30,533 --> 01:42:32,366
那不出一个月我

2090
01:42:33,166 --> 01:42:35,999
我就能成为这个应收第一了

2091
01:42:37,300 --> 01:42:38,800
我会慢慢加油的

2092
01:42:38,800 --> 01:42:41,866
谢谢家人们的支持谢谢你们的支持

2093
01:42:43,000 --> 01:42:44,000
爱丽莎到

2094
01:42:45,266 --> 01:42:46,399
谢谢大家

2095
01:42:46,933 --> 01:42:48,599
你这标准可以适当放弃的

2096
01:42:48,600 --> 01:42:49,000
那你

2097
01:42:49,000 --> 01:42:51,666
你不是叫我每天都比前一天厉害点吗

2098
01:42:51,666 --> 01:42:53,899
我现在我这个月这样

2099
01:42:53,900 --> 01:42:54,100
这样

2100
01:42:54,100 --> 01:42:57,100
我真的真的超级超级知足了好不好

2101
01:42:57,200 --> 01:42:58,166
不是知足

2102
01:42:58,166 --> 01:43:00,666
我真的就觉得开心的像做梦一样

2103
01:43:00,666 --> 01:43:01,466
嘿嘿

2104
01:43:02,200 --> 01:43:04,533
每天都高兴没压力

2105
01:43:11,800 --> 01:43:14,000
厉害点不是让你多一个提供

2106
01:43:14,933 --> 01:43:17,533
是让我自己厉害一点我知道

2107
01:43:27,466 --> 01:43:28,966
下班喽大猫猫

2108
01:43:28,966 --> 01:43:31,299
拜拜拜拜点睫毛罐头

2109
01:43:39,766 --> 01:43:42,166
好啦加油晚安

2110
01:43:42,200 --> 01:43:44,766
嗯我放一个异地然

2111
01:43:44,766 --> 01:43:46,766
后就下播啦再见

2112
01:43:46,800 --> 01:43:48,766
谢谢早上的陪伴

2113
01:43:48,966 --> 01:43:50,533
非常非常感谢

2114
01:43:52,266 --> 01:43:53,499
还得开到啊

2115
01:43:53,566 --> 01:43:56,666
上班上学工作的这个早安小猫猫

2116
01:43:56,666 --> 01:43:58,966
哎呀我要下班了哈哈哈

2117
01:43:59,400 --> 01:44:01,666
啊早安早安小草

2118
01:44:02,400 --> 01:44:04,533
崩不住了我崩不住了下播了耶

2119
01:44:04,533 --> 01:44:07,399
拜拜你我没等到圣光他不来

2120
01:44:08,466 --> 01:44:09,533
他不来

2121
01:44:11,066 --> 01:44:12,066
晚安娘

2122
01:44:14,733 --> 01:44:15,599
哈利街道

2123
01:44:22,900 --> 01:44:25,733
越唱越好我会的我会的

2124
01:44:25,966 --> 01:44:28,733
燕宝又被放鸽子一天哎呀

2125
01:44:29,266 --> 01:44:30,466
难免的嘛

2126
01:44:36,266 --> 01:44:38,299
困了快要下了

2127
01:44:38,333 --> 01:44:41,199
反正快要下了困不困都没关系

2128
01:44:46,866 --> 01:44:49,766
等下去刷个杯子然后做做家务

2129
01:44:50,266 --> 01:44:52,899
然后然后这个收拾收拾东西

2130
01:44:52,900 --> 01:44:54,966
想想夏天的事情

2131
01:45:02,866 --> 01:45:03,766
拜拜喵

2132
01:45:15,333 --> 01:45:17,399
冲啊也也不是不可以啦

2133
01:45:17,400 --> 01:45:18,900
也可以小冲一下

2134
01:45:19,400 --> 01:45:22,100
可以小冲一冲啊但是这个

2135
01:45:29,733 --> 01:45:30,899
bye bye喵