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谢我的

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大一那一把可能几天说话

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欢迎言如惑

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真就上播就来啊

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严老外了

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你们不会真有人去那边刷关注

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米娅米娅

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谢谢喵吧

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我上播之前还在看看看看

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看到直播间了

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谢谢颜如惑的次元之城

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非常非常感谢红豆尼亚

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厉害的

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谢谢谢谢谢关注呃

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什什什么情况

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我我我刚上播啊

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谢谢颜若获得次元之城啊

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发发感谢

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谢谢支持哦

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我刚才还想说这个这个呃

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我超爹刚刚还想说

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颜老来了

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让李老知道一下什么叫夹子音呢

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所以昨天我刚刚上播的时候测了一下还是不行

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兄弟们

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我做的对吗

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你去发关注米娅米娅

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谢谢飘了是吧

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我刚才上播之前还来还来还在看你直播间呢

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太对了

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你想知道什么叫夹子音吗

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你要教我夹子音吗

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你可以问问我的观众了

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他们他们都是很认可我的夹子音的

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但是现在没有办法给你放背景音乐了

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可能你会觉得有点吐啊的

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等下我测了一下

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放不了背景音乐了

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那我给你多少高低

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来一个speed夹

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一个

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哎呀昨天这个装修还没装完

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这个我的我的我的弹幕机呢

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啊好了

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谢谢不会说话的思考的舰长

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非常感谢红豆

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你阿里开的袁老师

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第一天来虚拟区嘛

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你听没听说过虚拟区有一个江湖传说的一个一个一首歌啊

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你有没有听说过那首歌名字叫spade

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叫speed

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你有听说过吗

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157件我不能接受

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昨天然然然然然然抽奖给我抽到了他

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昨天抽奖给我抽到了

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然后这个cp的原创就在我隔壁直播

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谢谢言如惑的提督

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非常非常感谢红豆

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你还厉害的

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谢谢颜老的提督

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感谢支持

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谢谢谢谢啊

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我超爹

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谢谢袁老的提督

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黄灯你还离开早

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谢谢谢谢

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因为这个我昨天声卡没调完

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我可以拿那个那个什么楠楠手机直接放伴奏吗

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先开提督室是谁

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还有这样的

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还有这么玩的

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欢迎娘娘晚上好嗯

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欢迎来到阿尔巴乔啊

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大家晚上好呀

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这位更是重量级

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这位更是重量级之味者

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还真是开门大街

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大家都好久不见了

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你

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然哥遇到对手了

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嗯嗯

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请看阳光攀过窗沿

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细缝温暖了我的被窝

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叫醒没做完的好梦起身

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什么叫乱匆匆出门

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怕赶不上整点开走的巴士

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一路狂奔

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铃声唤不动我疲惫眼神

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怪自己昨夜睡的太沉

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闹钟不够大声

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体温伴着喘息有点上升

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窗外吹来了夏天的风啊

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夕阳晚照轻飘一会风在背后温柔的吹

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看得见的青春

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体会看不见我究竟是风高夜黑

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星目剑眉

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从来不会空手而归

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无声的鬼魅

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颜老师来找夹子音的

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肆意的怪盗

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指尖上的舞蹈直这个原唱比我要重量级多了

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燕子唱的能听懂

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歌词不合格

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这个不会夹是吗

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主要是这个这个我现在电脑放歌会有重音

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没法直接放那个bgm的版本

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不知道不晓得

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谢谢你的舰长不会说话来思考

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我超我爹红豆泥阿里在走

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你能不能别唱了

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我已经要不行

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骗赖不行

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骗赖不行

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这个呃乔在这里听一下原唱呀

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原唱会比较带劲一点

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我这个翻唱的话学不到精髓的1/10嗯

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刚才你应该去了一个叫叫永雏塔菲的直播间吧

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应该应该听了那个吧

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那个应该是挺听主办让你开pk

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你龙马怎么开呀

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今天没有pk啊

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今天今天单位都没开

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那个太可怕了

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关注影出塔菲喵

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关注影出塔菲

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谢谢喵

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哎呀

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今天嗓子状态不好

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夹不出来

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我担心播着播着我没了

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不会吧

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你要在4月1号的时候转播

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他还真可能播着播着美瑞4月一的时候

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他在黑皮叔叔

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他在他在开那个什么

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他在他在他在你所热爱的就是就是你的生活

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没事今天真没pk

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要有pk的话

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我就开了

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能不能来一个关注米呀米呀

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谢谢喵

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能不能别蹭了主播的嘴脸

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你们都想背刺叔叔吗

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我不想我不想我

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我我一直都是嗯你们这个区都这么可怕吗

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我们这个分区大家都是生有反骨的分区啊

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对谢谢琥珀主的两个大扣

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三个牛蛙和这个好耶

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感谢支持

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红豆泥阿里嘎照

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谢谢谢谢

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举报米呀喵呀喵

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举报米呀米呀

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谢谢喵

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这个都对叔叔有想法

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看着颜日后的牌子

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我觉得比可取而代之

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可以点歌嘛啊我超爹

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谢谢hard提督

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非常非常感谢

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什么情况呀

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卧槽今日谢谢哈尔的提督

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感谢支持

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轰动你爱你

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凯哥坏了

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有除草机打上门来了

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主播间了

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对不起对不起

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哈子天

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还有这么叫的大主播

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你点了他也不会唱

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你让我点什么

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你不要听那个什么骗赖吧

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叔叔是主播亲儿

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懂不懂研修的含金量

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有人叫你汉子爹

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你你怎么看懂懂懂懂的懂的怎么了

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谢谢哈尔的提督

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换掉你阿里嘎豆

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谢谢谢谢

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除草机来了

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除草机主播还在播呢

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怎么就忙着他俩开我了

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没事的

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现在人气还没上

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谢谢哈尔的次元之城

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非常非常感谢

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啊啊啊啊

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谢谢哈尔的次元之城

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我超爹

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你别尬

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黑主播是哔哩哔哩长公主

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你不该看这个呀

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你要哔哩哔哩长公主的话

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你应该是谢谢养猪妹小男友的唱片计划

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感谢支持哇

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欧皇谢谢你的唱片计划捏

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谢谢关注啊

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离开

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这不会吧

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各位刚唱完sp的

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然后就有出草期关注我

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真的假的

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谢谢海尔的提督和次元之城

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谢谢袁老的次元之城和提督送到你

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阿里海盗

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我本来想放那个什么哔哩哔哩长公主214的那个视频啊

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你一直都是除草机啊

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那你如何评价我刚才唱的是别的

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昨天没怎么喝水

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然后今天夹不起来那个声音了

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嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯

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嗯嗯嗯

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清晨阳光攀过窗沿

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西风温暖了我的被窝

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叫醒没做完的好梦

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感觉这个会比刚才那个强一点啊

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现在这个呃不太行了

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对

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今天确实是没什么太大的大火

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记得喝水

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今天没喝

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昨天晚上不是说那个那个那个醉酒回来之后人晕了吗

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我感觉一直遇到今天上播之前

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我还睡了半个多小时

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现在还很困

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你们看一下我直播间标题你就知道了

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又困又累又挺晕的

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本来今天都想跟大家说

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就可能没什么话

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然后或者是没什么活能拿得出来

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就聊着就会比较比较复杂

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人家总督才唱

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你是白字

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点了就唱

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我比较便宜

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我比较亲民

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怎么了

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田义亲民还得成为被攻击的理由是吧

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现在还有尾巴大风车吗

241
00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:38,140
有的不喝水对人的伤害很大

242
00:10:38,140 --> 00:10:40,900
我早上的时候炒了一个叫什么来着

243
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酱香饼

244
00:10:42,180 --> 00:10:43,740
盐加多了

245
00:10:43,740 --> 00:10:46,900
大家一定要照着那个菜单炒酱香饼的时候

246
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千万千万不要加五香粉

247
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:49,960
我炒了三次

248
00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:55,540
我发现这个东西问题都出现在这个这个没活

249
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炫一瓶吧

250
00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:58,060
等下上楼炫一瓶水啊

251
00:10:58,060 --> 00:10:59,350
再炫一瓶奶

252
00:10:59,350 --> 00:11:00,940
不能炫酒了

253
00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:03,840
谢谢养猪妹小男友的c盘

254
00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:05,880
感谢红豆女爱恋爱的好姐姐

255
00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:07,920
什么时候有空再唱一个speed

256
00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:09,580
刚才我没听到

257
00:11:09,580 --> 00:11:13,240
我有一个七重实力得的切片可以分享给你啊

258
00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:16,840
这个绝佳绝密的一个一个一个视频啊

259
00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:18,180
他张口就来

260
00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:19,400
你想听哪段

261
00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:21,200
你我给你随便哼两句

262
00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:22,700
你想听哪段啊

263
00:11:22,700 --> 00:11:23,540
我在那个什么

264
00:11:23,540 --> 00:11:26,660
我在我在唱很多完整版的话

265
00:11:26,660 --> 00:11:28,600
容易容易出问题啊

266
00:11:28,860 --> 00:11:30,090
不喝酒

267
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:34,480
今天不喝酒以后也没有喝酒的这个情况

268
00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:36,330
没有这种情况了

269
00:11:36,330 --> 00:11:37,800
高兴的不用点歌

270
00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,120
主播自己会唱

271
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欢迎莫高

272
00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:40,620
晚上好

273
00:11:40,620 --> 00:11:41,580
欢迎乖乖

274
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,060
那个夕阳

275
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夕阳晚照轻佻与回风在背后温柔的吹

276
00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:50,660
看得见的青春体会

277
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看不见我究竟是谁啊

278
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谢谢大王

279
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超

280
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可爱的舰长胖胖

281
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感谢我超爹

282
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今天你们是你们

283
00:11:59,710 --> 00:12:05,620
你们私下是有什么相关的这个这个这个商量好的事情吗

284
00:12:05,620 --> 00:12:06,340
今天是什么

285
00:12:06,340 --> 00:12:07,940
我我过生日吗

286
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:10,620
祝我生日快乐

287
00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:13,150
比cfm好听

288
00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:16,120
您说cf m d反而是扇宝呀

289
00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:19,590
今天谁喝酒

290
00:12:19,590 --> 00:12:25,380
我就要狠狠的一脚踹在你们的屁股上

291
00:12:25,380 --> 00:12:26,720
不可以再喝了

292
00:12:26,740 --> 00:12:28,680
昨天喝的还不多是吧

293
00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:34,100
来晚了啊

294
00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:35,420
没来晚没来晚对啊

295
00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:36,200
你昨天中午喝

296
00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:37,280
早上起来还头疼

297
00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:40,260
我昨天晚上睡了好多高能榜

298
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,370
怎么又来这么多了

299
00:12:41,370 --> 00:12:43,320
我不知道这家人

300
00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:45,720
我不知道我这快乐消失了

301
00:12:45,740 --> 00:12:47,180
不能不能喝酒啊

302
00:12:47,180 --> 00:12:48,290
今天不能喝酒啊

303
00:12:48,290 --> 00:12:50,660
单纯的想把牌子搞个24级

304
00:12:50,660 --> 00:12:52,140
所以来给主播上个够

305
00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:56,770
谢谢你的24集

306
00:12:56,770 --> 00:12:57,700
感谢支持

307
00:12:57,700 --> 00:12:58,120
哥们儿

308
00:12:58,120 --> 00:12:59,740
昨天生日怎么不给我唱这个

309
00:12:59,740 --> 00:13:00,720
你自己唱

310
00:13:01,660 --> 00:13:02,280
对不起

311
00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:03,600
昨天喝大了

312
00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:05,340
昨天喝大了

313
00:13:05,340 --> 00:13:07,220
我现在给你唱吧

314
00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:11,640
今天所有的歌都只能用那个手机放bgm

315
00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:13,300
可能音质会很烂啊

316
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,860
昨天昨天喝了两口

317
00:13:17,860 --> 00:13:19,180
晕的不行了

318
00:13:19,180 --> 00:13:22,520
然后然后就不会不会不会不会说话了

319
00:13:27,260 --> 00:13:30,460
祝你生日快乐

320
00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:34,560
祝你生日快乐

321
00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:39,460
生日快乐啊

322
00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:42,920
祝你生日快乐

323
00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:49,440
哈尔的机票出问题了吗

324
00:13:50,780 --> 00:13:52,180
恭喜28题

325
00:13:52,180 --> 00:13:52,900
我没记错

326
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,780
但是机票出问题了吗

327
00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:57,860
昨天你生日

328
00:13:57,860 --> 00:14:00,000
送上我祝福

329
00:14:00,020 --> 00:14:01,580
特别的日子

330
00:14:01,580 --> 00:14:03,860
有灿烂的笑容

331
00:14:03,860 --> 00:14:05,690
我们来相聚

332
00:14:05,690 --> 00:14:08,060
带着满满的关爱

333
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,860
祝福你好运常伴

334
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,900
点燃了蜡烛

335
00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:15,910
许下你心愿

336
00:14:15,910 --> 00:14:17,650
未来的日子

337
00:14:17,650 --> 00:14:20,020
每个梦想都实现

338
00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:21,660
唱首祝福歌

339
00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:23,880
我们相亲又相爱

340
00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:26,780
祝福你健康平安

341
00:14:30,060 --> 00:14:33,860
所有的烦恼说拜拜

342
00:14:33,860 --> 00:14:38,020
对所有的快乐说嗨嗨

343
00:14:38,020 --> 00:14:42,100
亲爱的亲爱的生日快乐

344
00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:44,820
每一天都精彩

345
00:14:46,020 --> 00:14:48,060
是就唱到这吧

346
00:14:48,060 --> 00:14:48,840
不丢人了

347
00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:51,000
这个这个元老在就不丢人了

348
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,970
主播的歌喉一直都是像天籁一样

349
00:14:53,970 --> 00:14:55,680
推完票有钱上总督了

350
00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:56,520
别呀别呀

351
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:57,780
别别上总督呀

352
00:14:57,780 --> 00:14:59,540
哈都在

353
00:14:59,540 --> 00:15:00,980
虽然你唱的很烂

354
00:15:00,980 --> 00:15:02,540
但哥们还是谢谢你

355
00:15:02,540 --> 00:15:05,000
下次舰长连麦记得上来唱歌呀

356
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:05,580
那还

357
00:15:08,020 --> 00:15:12,270
对所有的快乐说拜拜

358
00:15:12,270 --> 00:15:15,420
对所有的烦恼说嗯

359
00:15:15,420 --> 00:15:16,140
唱错了

360
00:15:16,140 --> 00:15:18,320
对不起呃

361
00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:19,580
狗狗没打菜

362
00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:20,120
狗没点菜

363
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,280
不知道为什么我自己来哼着歌的时候

364
00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:24,920
就有的时候会会会反呃

365
00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,360
你每次半夜开

366
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:26,960
我怎么唱

367
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,900
都会等我那个什么

368
00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:30,100
等我考完期末试

369
00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:31,120
然后就那什么

370
00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:32,380
你舔着个大脸

371
00:15:32,380 --> 00:15:33,760
说自己唱的是天籁

372
00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,300
自己还不给自己面子

373
00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:37,100
面子是自己给的

374
00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:41,060
别人已经知道这个世界已经对你这么这么的无情了

375
00:15:41,060 --> 00:15:42,800
然后你还不自己给自己点面子

376
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,340
你岂不是哥们的舰长

377
00:15:45,340 --> 00:15:46,780
含金量是然然认可的

378
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,460
总督级别的我也认可了

379
00:15:48,460 --> 00:15:49,630
非常之认可你

380
00:15:49,630 --> 00:15:51,280
主播真踹屁股吗

381
00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:55,100
我不踹我不踹你们这个今天不喝酒的乖孩子

382
00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:57,440
会得到这个被我轮流踹屁股的

383
00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:02,400
这个这个这个这个这个这个优秀的待遇啊

384
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:03,720
但是喝了酒的人呢

385
00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:04,980
没错啊

386
00:16:04,980 --> 00:16:07,380
就是你虐所有人都被邀请了

387
00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:08,760
唯独没有你啊

388
00:16:09,860 --> 00:16:11,740
米烟已经原谅自己

389
00:16:11,740 --> 00:16:12,460
那我不喝了

390
00:16:12,460 --> 00:16:14,710
哎太对了太对了

391
00:16:14,710 --> 00:16:16,740
就该是这个样子

392
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:20,980
我终于总算拿知道了

393
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,360
怎么怎么怎么能拿捏

394
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:22,960
大家了

395
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:23,920
别喝了别喝了

396
00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:24,520
对不起

397
00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:25,060
不喝了

398
00:16:25,060 --> 00:16:26,640
哎真是太有用了

399
00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:27,580
对不懂

400
00:16:27,580 --> 00:16:29,560
m还是有这个正话反说

401
00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:30,970
我算是明白了

402
00:16:30,970 --> 00:16:31,900
晚上好啊

403
00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:32,640
娘娘

404
00:16:34,820 --> 00:16:37,960
主播才开17分钟打卡

405
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:42,340
本来今天是上播之后是想想跟大家说说话

406
00:16:42,340 --> 00:16:45,680
然后说一下这个哈哈哈

407
00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:48,260
因为你不行的这件事情啊

408
00:16:48,260 --> 00:16:50,660
看了其他主播才知道我有多真

409
00:16:50,660 --> 00:16:53,080
你能不能这个虽然不好拉踩

410
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:58,920
但是但是这个能不能能不能给我一个给我一个大概的例子

411
00:16:58,940 --> 00:16:59,600
谢谢了

412
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,760
一直想要抓住胖子大道的迷之仙人

413
00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:02,600
那是多小花花

414
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:03,980
感谢支持你

415
00:17:03,980 --> 00:17:05,000
炫的是柠檬茶

416
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,339
小心睡不着觉啊

417
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:11,480
有的时候我发现酒精和咖啡因相关的程度还是挺高的

418
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,280
如果说你酒精不耐受的话

419
00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:16,540
可能咖啡因你也会觉得呃有点问题

420
00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:18,790
什么瓜

421
00:17:18,790 --> 00:17:20,020
大概的查一下

422
00:17:20,020 --> 00:17:21,260
大概的说一下嘛

423
00:17:21,260 --> 00:17:23,540
你不是说看了其他的主播诶

424
00:17:23,540 --> 00:17:24,620
觉得我很真吗

425
00:17:24,620 --> 00:17:26,420
我这个一天到晚搞抽象

426
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:31,200
然后这个天天假音夹子音恶心大家

427
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:34,440
然后在直播间公然拿小皮鞭抽你们屁股的主播

428
00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:35,670
被你评价为很真

429
00:17:35,670 --> 00:17:37,640
那什么样才是很假呢

430
00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:39,990
不知道什么怪呀

431
00:17:39,990 --> 00:17:44,080
还有就是那个青纱就po po duction

432
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:45,760
那个二期生的那个瓜

433
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,260
我有点没吃明白啊

434
00:17:47,260 --> 00:17:48,900
给老上舰长吧

435
00:17:59,180 --> 00:18:02,320
就开了一个很符合咱审美的主播

436
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,840
燕子唱歌简直就是天籁

437
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,360
距离感巨强

438
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:10,360
那这个距离感强是很正常的事情啊

439
00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:12,190
没有没有那个什么吧

440
00:18:12,190 --> 00:18:14,580
距离感强不是很正常吗

441
00:18:15,660 --> 00:18:17,300
那个瓜有点久了

442
00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:18,980
我一直到今天都没吃明白

443
00:18:18,980 --> 00:18:21,020
我这三天一天就看一点点啊

444
00:18:21,020 --> 00:18:21,800
一天看一点点

445
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:22,910
一天看一点点

446
00:18:22,910 --> 00:18:24,900
后面就没没那个什么了

447
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:27,080
我的评价是比顶针还要

448
00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:28,060
真是吧

449
00:18:29,260 --> 00:18:31,140
哎我用bb放歌的时候

450
00:18:31,140 --> 00:18:32,520
你们能听到回音吗

451
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:33,620
不太清楚

452
00:18:36,860 --> 00:18:39,220
就我一般用那个哔哩哔哩放歌的时候

453
00:18:39,220 --> 00:18:40,840
你们能听到回音吗

454
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:50,150
所有的烦恼说拜拜

455
00:18:50,150 --> 00:18:52,760
咱看了你都看不下去其他的了

456
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:54,440
虽然是这个不能拉踩呀

457
00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:56,420
对所以不能不能拉踩

458
00:18:56,420 --> 00:18:58,460
但是你这样我还是很高兴的

459
00:18:58,460 --> 00:19:02,240
哈哈哈嗯你知道我真的很高兴啊

460
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:06,320
谢谢一直想要抓住胖子拉的迷之仙人的六个泡泡糖

461
00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:07,720
一个打榜和三个金币

462
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:09,100
我刚才是不是有漏礼物啊

463
00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:09,760
我看一下

464
00:19:12,340 --> 00:19:13,440
好像没有

465
00:19:14,260 --> 00:19:17,610
谢谢不会说话的思考的四个白银宝盒

466
00:19:17,610 --> 00:19:18,690
感谢支持

467
00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:19,440
谢谢大家

468
00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:21,000
我等你阿离开道

469
00:19:23,340 --> 00:19:26,330
还有那个那个机票被退了的事情

470
00:19:26,330 --> 00:19:28,380
本来你是几月的呀

471
00:19:37,820 --> 00:19:39,040
晚上好呀

472
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,320
红龙吹灭

473
00:19:42,220 --> 00:19:46,060
怎么我在好多地方紫金宝盒都能出货呃

474
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:48,460
我已经很久没有见过这个唱片计划了

475
00:19:48,460 --> 00:19:53,020
一方面是这个这个东西刚刚刚刚刚刚弄出来

476
00:19:53,020 --> 00:19:54,720
然后另一方面是

477
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:08,280
但在cafe的紫金宝盒只能出纸飞机

478
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:11,620
你来我这边正常来说是一个可乐单点的

479
00:20:12,020 --> 00:20:15,200
因为咱疫情网课大学生零花超少

480
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:17,300
没事不要不要不要不要强求啊

481
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:18,700
嗯不要强求

482
00:20:19,420 --> 00:20:23,740
燕燕是喜欢1年舰长还是喜欢一个月的提督啊

483
00:20:30,420 --> 00:20:35,160
按照这个核算的程度来讲

484
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:38,840
1年的舰长是12个月可以加

485
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,790
谢谢弟弟日报的舰长

486
00:20:42,790 --> 00:20:44,500
非常非常感谢红豆尼亚

487
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:45,100
厉害的

488
00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:46,500
谢谢谢谢啊

489
00:20:48,060 --> 00:20:49,640
嗯谢谢了

490
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,230
弟弟日报的舰长哇

491
00:20:51,230 --> 00:20:53,600
弟弟日报给我上舰长了

492
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,300
我是铁关西夫

493
00:20:57,380 --> 00:21:00,370
继214无法如愿老师之后

494
00:21:00,370 --> 00:21:03,860
又有了弟弟预报的这个这个关系户的位置

495
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:05,830
哎呀这真是让人不好意思

496
00:21:05,830 --> 00:21:08,680
想到凌晨在v8 刷贴吧的时候

497
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:10,360
还看到这个什么

498
00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:15,030
呵呵还看到这个这个这个出问题不太好说

499
00:21:15,030 --> 00:21:16,900
这下天使国v了

500
00:21:16,940 --> 00:21:18,140
爷爷晚上好

501
00:21:18,140 --> 00:21:19,520
拿私房钱给爷爷上个船

502
00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:20,120
谢谢你

503
00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:22,340
滴滴预报贴贴啊

504
00:21:22,340 --> 00:21:23,620
狠狠的贴贴

505
00:21:25,140 --> 00:21:27,170
我超有弟弟

506
00:21:27,170 --> 00:21:29,660
这下纯纯的关系负了

507
00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:32,430
so you

508
00:21:32,430 --> 00:21:33,300
谢谢弟弟

509
00:21:33,300 --> 00:21:34,200
日报的舰长

510
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:35,100
你好的

511
00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:36,380
你爱你的

512
00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:39,720
下一步就是拿下咕咕鸟之下

513
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:44,980
然后达成这个这个这个做综艺的作者大满贯啊不对

514
00:21:44,980 --> 00:21:47,380
这听起来好像有点奇怪啊

515
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,140
接下来天选之一了

516
00:21:49,140 --> 00:21:51,380
哈哈哈哈哈

517
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:55,540
地质预报

518
00:21:55,540 --> 00:21:57,940
上次说你有小号在我的舰长群里面

519
00:21:57,940 --> 00:21:59,380
只是一直都隐藏着

520
00:21:59,380 --> 00:22:01,180
然后没有没有没有告诉我

521
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:04,140
等哪天我就偷偷的把你的这个小号抓出来

522
00:22:04,140 --> 00:22:05,910
然后跟你的大号放在一起

523
00:22:05,910 --> 00:22:07,650
狠狠的进行一个对比啊

524
00:22:07,650 --> 00:22:09,240
晚安延吉欧亚斯密

525
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:10,260
晚安晚安

526
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,570
欢迎袁生智

527
00:22:13,570 --> 00:22:15,880
一个1年的舰长还是一个月的提督

528
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:16,840
这个事情的话

529
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:19,060
一个月的提督能加100个小时

530
00:22:19,060 --> 00:22:21,520
但1年的舰长一个半小时

531
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:24,040
你只能让我当场加班六个小时

532
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:25,810
说明年的舰长比较亏呀

533
00:22:25,810 --> 00:22:27,920
对无法如愿

534
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:28,580
那个怎么了

535
00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:31,640
我好歹也是上过人家节目的好吧

536
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:35,540
哼卢燕老师那个怎么了

537
00:22:35,540 --> 00:22:39,320
虽然这个214减的我的高能时刻不太高能啊

538
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:40,280
甚至有点低能

539
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:43,420
然后就如愿老师剪的我也不是特别的国难

540
00:22:43,420 --> 00:22:47,740
感觉大家都都不是特别了解我真正走到极致的一面

541
00:22:47,740 --> 00:22:52,780
但是呢但是呢还是这个非常非常的感谢大伙呀

542
00:22:53,820 --> 00:22:56,960
因为现在比以前看的人多了一些

543
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:59,120
就感觉比以前崩的太紧了

544
00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:02,080
d能主播一直都是很低能的主播

545
00:23:04,460 --> 00:23:06,220
这下版本答案了

546
00:23:06,220 --> 00:23:07,660
就差一个咕咕鸟老师

547
00:23:07,660 --> 00:23:09,880
咕咕鸟老师是他是最先关注我的

548
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:12,880
但是他从来都没有说来看过我的直播

549
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,100
不知道为什么就静等有缘人呐

550
00:23:15,100 --> 00:23:18,740
或许他是发现了我在214的视频里面天天当关系户

551
00:23:18,740 --> 00:23:21,740
什么时候拿下a杠s o u

552
00:23:21,740 --> 00:23:23,840
什么时候拿下a手二分手

553
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:26,030
等主播

554
00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:28,040
7月份先做一个3d皮啊

555
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,620
然后7月份开3d演唱会

556
00:23:30,620 --> 00:23:32,420
一首骗赖技惊四座

557
00:23:32,420 --> 00:23:36,460
成功凭借一个千万播放的切片涨到10万粉

558
00:23:36,460 --> 00:23:39,160
然后跟哔哩哔哩申请装扮之后呢

559
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:43,470
然后踏上了通过装扮的高质量广为人知的第一步

560
00:23:43,470 --> 00:23:43,980
之后

561
00:23:43,980 --> 00:23:45,240
顺利涨到20万粉

562
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:48,720
然后去跟a sou做一个一个一个什么合作

563
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:52,860
然后希望预计在2023年的这个第一个季度啊

564
00:23:52,860 --> 00:23:55,680
我可以跟a soul站在同一个动捕棚里面

565
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:57,360
这个一起表演节目啊

566
00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:58,560
当然这是最快的情况

567
00:23:58,560 --> 00:23:59,520
如果最慢的情况

568
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:01,800
可能要3022年才能达成吧

569
00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:03,460
7月份嗯对

570
00:24:03,460 --> 00:24:04,660
7月份确实有

571
00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:05,680
现在中午了

572
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:06,670
你还没睡醒

573
00:24:06,670 --> 00:24:07,660
今天都说了

574
00:24:07,660 --> 00:24:08,920
且困且累

575
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:11,080
还不让人做梦是吧

576
00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:13,010
做梦不行是吧

577
00:24:13,010 --> 00:24:15,380
那能让我做你装扮的导购吗

578
00:24:15,380 --> 00:24:19,720
到时候这个我就用这个这个体量压迫虚拟区高级运营

579
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,880
那他给我留前100全给我留下

580
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:24,800
到时候就是现在我我高能榜上的

581
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:25,880
大家见者有份

582
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:26,600
人人有份

583
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:27,800
每个人都是靓号啊

584
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:31,570
每个人都不需要当导购的世界就诞生了

585
00:24:31,570 --> 00:24:33,580
顺利的涨到20万粉丝

586
00:24:33,580 --> 00:24:36,360
做梦还说梦话很困

587
00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:37,080
好吧

588
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:39,120
在这个计划暂时如意

589
00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:40,020
起码是有的

590
00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:42,720
10年内实现这个计划都算成功了

591
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:43,960
也没有什么别的了

592
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:47,260
对牌2万粉

593
00:24:47,260 --> 00:24:48,760
我还以为你20万呢

594
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:53,100
那这个谁还欠我一个千万级的切片呢

595
00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:54,600
肯定不能靠我来签啊

596
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:56,400
这个靠谁来剪呢

597
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:57,180
是不是爱丽丝

598
00:24:57,180 --> 00:24:58,620
那可能就是你呀

599
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,740
天将降大任于斯人

600
00:25:00,740 --> 00:25:01,040
也

601
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:02,600
必先苦其营收

602
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:03,620
而气流水

603
00:25:03,620 --> 00:25:03,920
恶

604
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:05,560
其粉丝数量空

605
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:05,740
乏

606
00:25:05,740 --> 00:25:06,730
其星光

607
00:25:06,730 --> 00:25:08,200
行不乱其所为

608
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:08,980
所以动心

609
00:25:08,980 --> 00:25:09,610
忍性

610
00:25:09,610 --> 00:25:11,280
增益其所不能

611
00:25:11,300 --> 00:25:12,660
嗯好吧

612
00:25:12,740 --> 00:25:13,880
靓号是吧

613
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:16,520
两个哎这个不能乱说的仙人

614
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:17,480
这不能乱说

615
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,140
10年内就行了

616
00:25:19,140 --> 00:25:20,790
给个1009

617
00:25:20,790 --> 00:25:22,320
请问你让我留四位数

618
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:23,040
那很不行啊

619
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:24,420
给你留009吧

620
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,620
欢迎雨天晚上好

621
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:31,120
千万级哈哈哈

622
00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:32,740
切割了米呀

623
00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:33,220
米呀

624
00:25:33,220 --> 00:25:33,880
不认识

625
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:38,300
能不能主播这个能不能当上20万粉的大v

626
00:25:38,300 --> 00:25:42,380
你能不能当上这个这个b站的百大切片选手

627
00:25:42,380 --> 00:25:44,480
到时候颁奖词都给你想好了

628
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:47,390
他就是z两仪式z

629
00:25:47,390 --> 00:25:52,150
然后这个这个凭借着对虚拟区的这个敏锐发现

630
00:25:52,150 --> 00:25:53,470
精密的剪辑

631
00:25:53,470 --> 00:25:55,420
然后高质量的审美啊

632
00:25:55,420 --> 00:25:59,120
成功的达成了什么百万粉丝的成就

633
00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:02,620
荣获了2025年的哔哩哔哩百大呀

634
00:26:02,620 --> 00:26:06,400
在他背后呢有一个提供素材的不可或缺的女人

635
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:07,300
那就是米呀

636
00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:07,960
米呀

637
00:26:07,980 --> 00:26:09,240
到时候你去领奖的时候

638
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:10,980
抱一个ipad上面的画面

639
00:26:10,980 --> 00:26:12,240
就偷着我的脸

640
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:14,700
然后我们两个人合砍一个百大

641
00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:15,630
你觉得怎么样

642
00:26:15,630 --> 00:26:17,160
主播费拉不堪

643
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:18,620
差点没过万

644
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:23,380
理想跟现实总是有那么一定的差距

645
00:26:23,380 --> 00:26:27,190
但是这个差距是大是小还是世代人为的对吧

646
00:26:27,190 --> 00:26:29,020
不一定就很小嘛

647
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:36,760
然后到时候呢阿姨是手捧我的这个这个ipad

648
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:40,420
然后我们两个人在领奖的时候关注永雏塔菲喵

649
00:26:40,420 --> 00:26:41,680
关注永雏塔菲

650
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:42,840
谢谢喵

651
00:26:43,660 --> 00:26:47,360
他是所有vip都想占有的切片机器

652
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:50,080
不会吧

653
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:52,240
这一定的差距可大可小

654
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:53,290
不一定啊

655
00:26:53,290 --> 00:26:55,180
快进到虚拟去蹭饭

656
00:26:55,180 --> 00:26:57,340
挑战百大up不肯定要做

657
00:26:57,340 --> 00:26:58,300
不要笑挑战的

658
00:26:58,300 --> 00:27:00,900
所以说这个等主播没活的时候

659
00:27:00,900 --> 00:27:02,460
就带着大家刷抖音啊

660
00:27:02,460 --> 00:27:03,900
只要不笑出来就算赢了

661
00:27:03,900 --> 00:27:05,400
这就是主播的不要笑挑战

662
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:08,040
提前体验一下百大的那个生涯

663
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:12,160
其实哎呀我过了愚人节才想到愚人节的企划

664
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:16,580
我完全可以在愚人节那天做一个万粉庆祝回啊

665
00:27:16,580 --> 00:27:20,980
然后我声泪俱下的感谢大家5年以来对我的支持

666
00:27:20,980 --> 00:27:23,860
终于走到了这个虚拟区第一的这一步

667
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:27,720
下面有请这个颁奖嘉宾给米亚米亚颁奖

668
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,300
然后我就领取了我自己发的这个奖

669
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:34,760
然后感动涕零的宣布我的这个心路历程

670
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:36,320
我怎么就给忘了呢

671
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:38,180
整出来这么一个变性的活

672
00:27:38,180 --> 00:27:38,920
哎呀

673
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:42,620
谢谢想想的智慧之书

674
00:27:42,620 --> 00:27:43,790
感谢你的支持

675
00:27:43,790 --> 00:27:45,230
红豆你阿里嘎豆

676
00:27:45,230 --> 00:27:46,420
谢谢谢谢

677
00:27:47,860 --> 00:27:48,930
5年后

678
00:27:48,930 --> 00:27:50,980
嘉然都千万了

679
00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:56,960
你留着明年愚人节用呗

680
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,760
那这几人节刚过去

681
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,480
我就开始想明年愚人节的奇怪了

682
00:28:01,540 --> 00:28:03,240
哪有这么厉害了

683
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:05,160
奖杯可以还给自豪吗

684
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:06,300
我已经还给自豪

685
00:28:06,300 --> 00:28:08,720
我已经获得了虚拟区的11个奖杯啊

686
00:28:08,740 --> 00:28:10,300
全部还给了自豪之后

687
00:28:10,300 --> 00:28:11,380
成功拼出了自豪

688
00:28:11,380 --> 00:28:12,860
真正的冠军奖杯

689
00:28:12,860 --> 00:28:13,580
晚上好

690
00:28:13,580 --> 00:28:14,630
隔壁的小爱香

691
00:28:14,630 --> 00:28:17,200
5年后可能在鸟巢了

692
00:28:17,340 --> 00:28:18,540
应该不会吧

693
00:28:18,540 --> 00:28:20,040
5年后应该是a在鸟巢

694
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:21,860
应该跟我没什么关系

695
00:28:22,700 --> 00:28:24,220
宇宙毁灭之前

696
00:28:24,220 --> 00:28:26,260
你肯定能成为世界第一位

697
00:28:26,260 --> 00:28:27,250
只要活得够久

698
00:28:27,250 --> 00:28:29,680
然后就像晚上下播的时候

699
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:31,900
只要我三点四点下播

700
00:28:31,900 --> 00:28:33,280
三点不是第一

701
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:34,720
我就四点下播诶

702
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:36,280
只要我前面的人睡着了

703
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,640
我就是第一咳咳

704
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:41,140
2992的时候

705
00:28:41,140 --> 00:28:42,820
家人也没有多少粉

706
00:28:42,820 --> 00:28:43,780
现在不有意见

707
00:28:43,780 --> 00:28:45,820
那我跟然然能同日而语吗

708
00:28:45,820 --> 00:28:46,540
我要是有

709
00:28:46,540 --> 00:28:49,800
然然我还没有实现资源的突破呢

710
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:53,010
我还没有成功从轮椅人进化为有双腿的人呢

711
00:28:53,010 --> 00:28:54,120
虽然现在也有啊

712
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:58,080
但是我还没有从轮椅人的这个句号里面走出来

713
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:00,340
然然已经已经饿饿了

714
00:29:00,340 --> 00:29:01,600
你太牛了

715
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:04,740
帮助lpl取得第一个全华班

716
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:09,210
这就是全华班是吧

717
00:29:09,210 --> 00:29:14,180
呃呃呃呃全华班的含金量一次是

718
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:18,940
一圈司马懿是吧

719
00:29:18,940 --> 00:29:20,080
那本来就是嘛

720
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:21,580
只要我前面的人睡着了

721
00:29:21,580 --> 00:29:22,880
我就是第一啊

722
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:26,160
机体升级很快就能升成3d了

723
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:30,420
希望大家期待主播这个这个7月份的这个3d表现

724
00:29:30,420 --> 00:29:31,860
为什么是7月份呢

725
00:29:31,860 --> 00:29:34,240
因为我跟老师说加钱

726
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:35,800
你给我往早了做

727
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:36,760
越早越好

728
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:38,620
我恨不得明天就看到它

729
00:29:38,620 --> 00:29:39,820
但是你要保证质量

730
00:29:39,820 --> 00:29:41,480
我加钱没关系的

731
00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:43,000
然后他说不行

732
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,040
我那个我还是学生

733
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:48,130
我7月份暑假我接不了佳琪

734
00:29:48,130 --> 00:29:50,020
我一想我也还是学生

735
00:29:50,020 --> 00:29:51,310
但我在这天天加班

736
00:29:51,310 --> 00:29:52,120
他是学生

737
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:54,760
他就能坚定的拒绝金钱的诱惑

738
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:58,220
老师一些比我高到不知道什么地方是主播

739
00:29:58,220 --> 00:29:59,360
3d应该不会弹吧

740
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:04,260
我那个老师建模的能力还是挺高的

741
00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:06,900
我觉得虽然他粉丝数量不是很多

742
00:30:06,900 --> 00:30:08,400
但我觉得他建模能力还是很高

743
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:09,330
实在不行

744
00:30:09,330 --> 00:30:12,380
我再找一个重新建嗯

745
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:15,980
我模型师打钱别提了

746
00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:20,160
虚拟区很多画画的倒是都要三倍才能约到

747
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:21,540
甚至五倍才能约到

748
00:30:21,540 --> 00:30:23,850
就特别有名的一些画师

749
00:30:23,850 --> 00:30:27,880
基本上就都是那种你懂吗

750
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:36,720
他都是那种三倍五倍

751
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:38,040
基本也不太接稿的

752
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:39,600
我今天去问了一个老师啊

753
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:41,580
然后他说只接熟人的单子

754
00:30:41,580 --> 00:30:51,410
而且vr使用的立绘带换衣服的基本上要四倍左右考虑接

755
00:30:51,410 --> 00:30:52,580
但只是考虑啊

756
00:30:52,580 --> 00:30:53,540
它不是一定接

757
00:30:53,540 --> 00:30:55,660
他只是考虑而已

758
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:56,720
你想一幅画

759
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:58,760
他哪怕正常就两三千

760
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:01,280
你换个四倍也是12000对吧

761
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:05,440
然后基本上v的收益就都砸到这个里面了

762
00:31:05,620 --> 00:31:08,440
我们那个签约v的群天天聊天

763
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:12,070
基本大家都是在聊什么地方做周边物美价廉

764
00:31:12,070 --> 00:31:14,500
什么地方做周边印刷清晰

765
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:16,860
什么哪个老师约化又便宜

766
00:31:16,860 --> 00:31:17,580
质量又快

767
00:31:17,580 --> 00:31:18,780
然后架子又少

768
00:31:18,780 --> 00:31:20,100
排单又短

769
00:31:20,100 --> 00:31:23,160
大家就天天在交流一些花钱的事情啊

770
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:25,560
但是没有人交流怎么投资怎么赚钱

771
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:32,040
基本上感觉流水从5000~5万的v基本到月末都在筹工资

772
00:31:32,820 --> 00:31:35,220
一句话让老师给我画100张图

773
00:31:35,220 --> 00:31:36,180
能教教我吗

774
00:31:36,180 --> 00:31:37,860
主播现在皮的妈妈是谁啊

775
00:31:37,860 --> 00:31:39,960
b站id加布233啊

776
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:41,560
他jvr的稿子

777
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:46,520
然后目前的话到暑假的排气也是都都卖了这么晚

778
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:48,860
直播为什么为了让你们能很快找到我

779
00:31:48,860 --> 00:31:50,000
这个印象很深

780
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,060
好多好多人都是从那个时候开始认识我的嗯

781
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:01,260
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

782
00:32:03,100 --> 00:32:04,350
我妈妈的话

783
00:32:04,350 --> 00:32:07,380
她给我画过一些其他的话

784
00:32:07,380 --> 00:32:11,270
就比如说之前给天女之身的生贺图

785
00:32:11,270 --> 00:32:13,730
我不知道我这电脑里面还有没有存啦

786
00:32:13,730 --> 00:32:15,400
那个就挺好看的

787
00:32:15,420 --> 00:32:16,680
q版之类的

788
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:17,880
画的都挺好

789
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:20,580
但是他唯一的缺点就是他不接横叉

790
00:32:20,580 --> 00:32:22,320
他画画都是竖版的

791
00:32:23,740 --> 00:32:25,290
又漂亮又快

792
00:32:25,290 --> 00:32:29,990
哎我就应该狠狠地拍他个九曲18张

793
00:32:29,990 --> 00:32:32,390
当时岗位牌少了

794
00:32:32,390 --> 00:32:34,600
有点不高兴

795
00:32:36,860 --> 00:32:39,040
谢谢抽烟烟的顶针

796
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,350
你能不能把你这个破名字改掉

797
00:32:41,350 --> 00:32:43,240
而你天天顶着这么一个名字

798
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:44,900
你知道我有多尴尬

799
00:32:45,500 --> 00:32:47,900
你能不能把你这个名字改掉

800
00:32:47,900 --> 00:32:50,000
你我你看你这个名字

801
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:56,140
我就想开始这个嗯呃我是一个马背上的这个康巴的汉子

802
00:32:56,140 --> 00:32:57,120
好吧

803
00:33:01,900 --> 00:33:03,780
这名字挺好的

804
00:33:03,780 --> 00:33:05,550
这名字一点也不好

805
00:33:05,550 --> 00:33:07,860
我现在想溜那个歌都不行了

806
00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:11,400
溜不了这个好名字

807
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:13,760
那我把这评委我打你一拳

808
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:14,660
你敢接下吧

809
00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:15,500
你试一下

810
00:33:15,500 --> 00:33:18,020
谢谢小钢琴的梦的牛蛙

811
00:33:18,020 --> 00:33:18,920
感谢支持

812
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:19,460
红豆泥

813
00:33:19,460 --> 00:33:20,420
阿里嘎豆

814
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:25,070
那我们是不是能冲一下100 160件呢

815
00:33:25,070 --> 00:33:26,780
可不可以冲一下160件

816
00:33:26,780 --> 00:33:28,020
等一下我写一下

817
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:30,480
忘写了

818
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:31,560
我忘了

819
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:33,440
我忘了158了

820
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:41,170
可以160件妈

821
00:33:41,170 --> 00:33:42,790
谢谢大家

822
00:33:42,790 --> 00:33:44,040
奥利给

823
00:33:52,260 --> 00:33:53,180
多打了一个

824
00:33:53,180 --> 00:33:55,420
一打成1160斤

825
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,570
有点尴尬

826
00:33:57,570 --> 00:33:59,010
但是问题不大

827
00:33:59,010 --> 00:34:00,480
这个有点小尬

828
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:01,500
没米了

829
00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:02,820
你怎么又充了60件

830
00:34:02,820 --> 00:34:05,240
这不是看看凑个整吗

831
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:09,780
咳咳右边还是148 二drill

832
00:34:09,900 --> 00:34:10,950
对不起啊

833
00:34:10,950 --> 00:34:14,699
这个记忆是停留在爱在西元前的

834
00:34:14,699 --> 00:34:16,679
在这里冲千千

835
00:34:16,679 --> 00:34:17,609
打错了

836
00:34:17,609 --> 00:34:19,259
充160斤

837
00:34:19,259 --> 00:34:20,579
148跟150

838
00:34:20,579 --> 00:34:22,040
那不是前天吗

839
00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:23,740
学生明明白了啊

840
00:34:23,740 --> 00:34:24,780
还有就是

841
00:34:31,739 --> 00:34:36,420
年幼的b站用户请勿消费

842
00:34:36,860 --> 00:34:39,860
酒后请勿消费

843
00:34:40,779 --> 00:34:44,039
好正好今天这个版面比较干净啊

844
00:34:44,039 --> 00:34:45,599
然后可以换套衣服吧

845
00:34:45,599 --> 00:34:46,559
又卡了又卡了

846
00:34:46,559 --> 00:34:48,199
今天卡面不无语了

847
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:55,280
黑的那几年没电

848
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:01,720
就消费就消费啊

849
00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:04,240
我没你一拳砸扁你身高缩小两个分

850
00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:05,560
啊啊啊

851
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:06,430
我倒了

852
00:35:06,430 --> 00:35:08,220
我被你打了一拳

853
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:11,850
我我被你打了一拳

854
00:35:11,850 --> 00:35:15,420
我浑身的力气都被你抽走了

855
00:35:15,420 --> 00:35:17,780
现在无力的躺在地下

856
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:19,200
哎

857
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,160
苏愿锦

858
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:24,000
你欠我这里的要用什么还

859
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:28,280
光天化日之下有人打人了啊

860
00:35:35,660 --> 00:35:37,260
这怎么办呢

861
00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:42,220
你们要帮我讨回公道啊

862
00:35:43,580 --> 00:35:44,560
好市民

863
00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:47,460
看来还不够

864
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:51,020
怎么就不许碰瓷了

865
00:35:51,020 --> 00:35:53,000
那让我也来一拳吧

866
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,620
别打了别打了

867
00:35:54,620 --> 00:35:56,520
胸都打凹进去了

868
00:35:58,180 --> 00:36:00,840
二杠十就烂活是吧

869
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:02,100
这一拳什么功力啊

870
00:36:02,100 --> 00:36:06,420
这一拳把主播这个二次元纸片直接打到倒在地上了

871
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:07,940
哥们再给你两拳

872
00:36:07,940 --> 00:36:09,050
对面起来不行

873
00:36:09,050 --> 00:36:11,900
哎呀人家倒了要更慢才能起来

874
00:36:11,900 --> 00:36:12,920
喂不行

875
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:13,820
我要吐了

876
00:36:13,820 --> 00:36:15,540
这个我还是自己起来吧

877
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:18,620
我直接蓄意轰拳

878
00:36:18,620 --> 00:36:19,280
零杠十

879
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:20,120
差评如潮

880
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:21,140
蒸蒸日上

881
00:36:21,140 --> 00:36:24,020
祝你的事业蒸蒸日上是吧

882
00:36:24,020 --> 00:36:25,900
欢迎研究员的晚上好

883
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:30,620
警惕酒后消费呀

884
00:36:30,620 --> 00:36:32,180
我不知道然然在不在啊

885
00:36:32,180 --> 00:36:33,800
总之就是最后一行字啊

886
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:35,340
肯定是写给然然看的

887
00:36:35,340 --> 00:36:37,800
第一是年幼的未成年的b站用户

888
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:38,580
请勿消费

889
00:36:38,580 --> 00:36:41,840
否则我就会发生像之前一样被退款

890
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:43,900
一退退3000这个事情来

891
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:45,060
这个不是最重要的

892
00:36:45,060 --> 00:36:47,550
重要的就是嗯然然不知道在不在

893
00:36:47,550 --> 00:36:49,140
请勿酒后消费啊

894
00:36:49,140 --> 00:36:50,180
酒后消费的话

895
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:51,520
造奇迹之夜

896
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:56,560
然后这个酒醒了之后一下就哎昨天晚上我干了什么

897
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:59,430
八个总督是我吗

898
00:36:59,430 --> 00:37:01,440
对啊千万不要这样

899
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:02,460
我提2k改装

900
00:37:02,460 --> 00:37:05,040
不止我们未能穿透敌人的钢板

901
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:08,540
哈哈超人气推荐

902
00:37:08,540 --> 00:37:11,720
谢谢主播米米荣登现实魔宝虚拟主播第五

903
00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:15,380
我们是八强哈

904
00:37:15,380 --> 00:37:17,750
四强八强16强

905
00:37:17,750 --> 00:37:19,730
1年更比1年强

906
00:37:19,730 --> 00:37:20,870
欢迎哈尔

907
00:37:20,870 --> 00:37:21,980
晚上好呀

908
00:37:21,980 --> 00:37:24,820
恭喜28级仍然在你榜一那里

909
00:37:24,820 --> 00:37:27,980
哎在我能叫炎炎吗

910
00:37:27,980 --> 00:37:28,760
可能叫闫老

911
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:30,260
怪怪的叫炎炎吧

912
00:37:30,260 --> 00:37:31,020
好吧

913
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:32,760
他算了哈哈

914
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:34,110
又不能叫霍霍

915
00:37:34,110 --> 00:37:34,860
叫爷爷

916
00:37:34,860 --> 00:37:35,970
有点奇怪

917
00:37:35,970 --> 00:37:37,920
谢谢乌啼的喵娘饭

918
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:38,760
感谢红灯

919
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:39,840
你还厉害的

920
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:41,700
他离开灯呀

921
00:37:41,700 --> 00:37:42,740
喵

922
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:47,020
嗯你呀咪呀

923
00:37:47,020 --> 00:37:47,560
你有难了

924
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:48,560
我干嘛

925
00:37:48,700 --> 00:37:50,200
谁得罪谁了

926
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:51,160
我得罪谁了

927
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:52,570
我谁也没有得罪啊

928
00:37:52,570 --> 00:37:56,020
你们不会又在这个群问一些要要要那个什么

929
00:37:56,020 --> 00:37:56,880
我是吧

930
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,000
假人来着

931
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,300
我怎么了我怎么了

932
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,580
你们在说什么啊

933
00:38:06,580 --> 00:38:09,580
他一没活肯定就会自由来活

934
00:38:09,580 --> 00:38:12,460
主播没活的时候耶耶人自己会整活

935
00:38:12,460 --> 00:38:14,920
那我们不是互相照顾的关系吗

936
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:15,820
那我没有活的时候

937
00:38:15,820 --> 00:38:17,020
大家帮衬我一下

938
00:38:17,020 --> 00:38:17,840
怎么了

939
00:38:17,860 --> 00:38:19,800
我帮助我一下怎么了

940
00:38:21,140 --> 00:38:25,180
这个这个偷你们这个不能算偷对吧

941
00:38:25,180 --> 00:38:28,120
这抽大家不能算偷的呀

942
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:30,300
我们大家都是一家人对吧

943
00:38:30,300 --> 00:38:30,900
你的活水

944
00:38:30,900 --> 00:38:31,860
我的活拿来吧

945
00:38:31,860 --> 00:38:36,020
你你是我是你爹

946
00:38:36,020 --> 00:38:37,400
你是我爹呀

947
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:38,660
你不记得我了吗

948
00:38:38,660 --> 00:38:39,780
求吗

949
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,480
那是我爹给你两个打火机

950
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:44,800
算方程了也行

951
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:45,660
也不错

952
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:51,410
我昨天看了一个那个什么给刀淬火的那个视频

953
00:38:51,410 --> 00:38:53,180
说的那个舍友骑士的

954
00:38:53,180 --> 00:38:55,040
就拿打火机点起来

955
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:58,660
拿打火机那个内焰的蓝焰去烧美工刀

956
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:01,080
烧出来的那个蓝特别炫彩

957
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:01,800
特别炫酷

958
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:08,620
让我想起了那个cs go里面那个那个叫什么策略的那个视频

959
00:39:08,620 --> 00:39:10,480
你麦克风谁呀

960
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:15,040
谢谢一只想要抓住胖子

961
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:17,200
拉到了迷之仙人的十张心动卡后

962
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:18,280
等你阿里嘎豆

963
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:18,880
谢谢谢谢

964
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:20,100
对对对策火

965
00:39:20,100 --> 00:39:21,480
谢谢30张心动卡

966
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:26,140
那个那个那个那个那个那个那个退货啊

967
00:39:26,140 --> 00:39:26,860
好厉害啊

968
00:39:26,860 --> 00:39:27,880
感觉这工艺吗

969
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:30,280
我这叫考完那个好漂亮啊

970
00:39:30,300 --> 00:39:32,100
我打算之后试试看

971
00:39:32,100 --> 00:39:40,040
嗯嗯我家有一个特别长的一个专门给气灶打火的一个打火机

972
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:44,740
大概他是那个火币有20cm左右

973
00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:46,600
天选之人

974
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:48,340
你毛到了人生第一个天神

975
00:39:48,340 --> 00:39:50,500
你定睛一看是星星

976
00:39:50,500 --> 00:39:51,600
上见代金券

977
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:52,350
我帮你补全

978
00:39:52,350 --> 00:39:54,940
是特么的上舰代金券

979
00:39:54,940 --> 00:39:57,640
我们然然昨天在直播间抽了138

980
00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:59,140
上舰代金券怎样

981
00:39:59,140 --> 00:39:59,980
你不会抽的

982
00:39:59,980 --> 00:40:00,700
是20块钱

983
00:40:00,700 --> 00:40:01,620
十块钱的吧

984
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:03,920
水果刀表面淬火

985
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:04,910
崭新出场

986
00:40:04,910 --> 00:40:07,100
就说这个脆火视频能卖好多钱

987
00:40:07,100 --> 00:40:08,100
是真的吗

988
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,520
主办能打游戏吗

989
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:12,120
今天吗

990
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:12,990
都是考试

991
00:40:12,990 --> 00:40:14,980
这这就算是没复习

992
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:19,540
也不能搞一些打游戏之类的东西来扰乱军心吧

993
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:21,930
那你能咬一下那个打火机吗

994
00:40:21,930 --> 00:40:22,560
太长了

995
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:23,670
有点咬不动啊

996
00:40:23,670 --> 00:40:26,340
假的假的

997
00:40:29,580 --> 00:40:32,000
考完考完之后可以啊

998
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,860
你倒是想要138的

999
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:36,690
现在我这地下室乱的不行

1000
00:40:36,690 --> 00:40:41,440
我手中说要把那个别人的旧衣服都累掉

1001
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,180
结果我发现他没去

1002
00:40:43,180 --> 00:40:45,970
然后我现在在地下室边上都是一堆垃圾

1003
00:40:45,970 --> 00:40:47,620
今天为啥上播迟到了

1004
00:40:47,620 --> 00:40:50,300
就是因为把边上的垃圾扫开了

1005
00:40:50,380 --> 00:40:52,450
都都堆到边上去了

1006
00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:53,950
就都在我左边

1007
00:40:53,950 --> 00:40:56,680
两个大透明塑料袋子

1008
00:40:56,700 --> 00:40:58,710
一地的各种化妆品

1009
00:40:58,710 --> 00:41:00,780
还有一个带轮的

1010
00:41:00,780 --> 00:41:02,070
塌了的小车

1011
00:41:02,070 --> 00:41:03,880
不知道里面是啥东西

1012
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:08,140
考完打斗地主可以都碎掉是吧

1013
00:41:08,140 --> 00:41:11,960
对呀哈哈哈哈哈哎对呀

1014
00:41:12,140 --> 00:41:15,200
总督的20元代金券也行啊

1015
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:16,220
你们想要吗

1016
00:41:16,220 --> 00:41:18,320
你们想要总督20元代金券吗

1017
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:20,240
我去给你们抽一个主播

1018
00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:21,140
还在上学吗

1019
00:41:21,140 --> 00:41:24,980
目前还在上大学本科啊啊他能打明白吗

1020
00:41:24,980 --> 00:41:26,360
大不了就输呗

1021
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:29,000
斗地主还有免费三次送豆机会呢

1022
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,260
就把豆豆花完了

1023
00:41:30,260 --> 00:41:34,560
就就就下播呗

1024
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:35,700
那十分钟下班

1025
00:41:35,700 --> 00:41:37,500
还有这种美食对吧

1026
00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:38,660
这多好呀

1027
00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:43,670
我是黑河马背上的

1028
00:41:43,670 --> 00:41:46,360
刚发的汉字

1029
00:41:49,260 --> 00:41:50,900
两把就下桌了吧

1030
00:41:50,900 --> 00:41:51,560
不至于吧

1031
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:53,600
我只玩那个最低分的那个场

1032
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:55,820
硬输也能输个500呢

1033
00:41:55,820 --> 00:41:57,470
来玩mc吧

1034
00:41:57,470 --> 00:41:58,820
我倒是玩过

1035
00:41:58,820 --> 00:42:02,020
之前朋友心情不好的时候陪朋友玩过一次

1036
00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:02,980
有点晕

1037
00:42:02,980 --> 00:42:05,110
3d玩玩mc玩多了

1038
00:42:05,110 --> 00:42:06,040
我不会别的

1039
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:09,600
我只会去那个村庄里面抢村民

1040
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:12,000
把他们家里面的床书柜

1041
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,180
然后乱七八糟的都拿走

1042
00:42:14,180 --> 00:42:17,460
把他们的那些什么小麦胡萝卜都挖走

1043
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:24,160
然后我就跑到这个村子边上去去去建一个我自己的小房子

1044
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:25,240
然后就没了

1045
00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:26,880
我就不会搞别的了

1046
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:27,540
怎么办

1047
00:42:27,540 --> 00:42:29,460
我话剧团把名字改回去

1048
00:42:29,460 --> 00:42:30,540
你本来叫什么呀

1049
00:42:30,540 --> 00:42:32,360
我天使嗯

1050
00:42:35,300 --> 00:42:37,840
把豆都花完了就下播呗

1051
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:38,920
还有这种好事

1052
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:40,480
当然有这种好事啦

1053
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:42,440
怎么会没有这种好事呢

1054
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:45,200
掠夺者

1055
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:46,820
这是mc玩家传统性的

1056
00:42:46,820 --> 00:42:50,120
我还以为是我本人

1057
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:52,280
只有我会这么干呢

1058
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:09,480
抽烟烟的顶针我觉得挺好的

1059
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:16,240
你如果不想让我做梦都是做的话

1060
00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:17,640
就算了吧

1061
00:43:17,700 --> 00:43:19,620
这不得把村民赶出去

1062
00:43:19,620 --> 00:43:20,340
自己住

1063
00:43:20,340 --> 00:43:21,630
我觉得他们叫起来

1064
00:43:21,630 --> 00:43:22,950
我有点不忍心

1065
00:43:22,950 --> 00:43:24,600
然后我就不会把他们赶出去了

1066
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:25,740
我就那样了

1067
00:43:26,540 --> 00:43:31,250
哼我们都住在村民家里

1068
00:43:31,250 --> 00:43:36,200
那你跟一些长着脸上长着麦克风的人共处一室

1069
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:37,460
你不会感到紧张吗

1070
00:43:37,460 --> 00:43:38,520
欢迎阿狸

1071
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:40,720
你不会感到很紧张吗

1072
00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:42,400
主播可以直播打团吗

1073
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:43,330
这个不行啊

1074
00:43:43,330 --> 00:43:44,740
燕子快叫我收尾

1075
00:43:44,740 --> 00:43:45,700
人大人

1076
00:43:45,700 --> 00:43:47,020
你中二病犯了吧

1077
00:43:47,020 --> 00:43:48,360
啊小灰灰

1078
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:50,620
为什么呢

1079
00:43:50,620 --> 00:43:52,300
燕宝吃饭的选择恐惧症

1080
00:43:52,300 --> 00:43:56,880
跟妹妹还是跟自己快把快把快把选择跟我说一下

1081
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:57,540
跟我说

1082
00:43:57,540 --> 00:43:59,880
跟我说自己繁殖村民

1083
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:01,170
做村民交易站

1084
00:44:01,170 --> 00:44:03,660
我才不搞人口贩卖这种事情呢

1085
00:44:03,660 --> 00:44:05,480
这是违背道德了

1086
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:06,800
晚上好呀

1087
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:09,260
鹰酱脸上长着麦克风的人

1088
00:44:09,260 --> 00:44:10,520
他们不就是脸上长着麦克风

1089
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:11,820
叫起来像驴一样

1090
00:44:11,820 --> 00:44:14,700
这个这个晚上躺在床上睡觉的时候

1091
00:44:14,700 --> 00:44:15,600
听到他们的叫声

1092
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:17,260
我都会感到害怕呀

1093
00:44:22,060 --> 00:44:23,400
我问她吃啥

1094
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:24,270
她说不知道

1095
00:44:24,270 --> 00:44:26,420
那你们之前都吃过啥眼

1096
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:29,600
难道不是违反刑法吗

1097
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:30,320
啊对啊

1098
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:32,300
不能做这种违反刑法的事情啊

1099
00:44:32,300 --> 00:44:35,240
大家欢迎中方正哦

1100
00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:38,960
那你们是想吃中餐吧

1101
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:41,960
还是说呃外国菜呀

1102
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:44,500
外国菜的话我好像不太清楚

1103
00:44:45,620 --> 00:44:46,480
暴露了

1104
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:50,650
我是一个从来没吃过高端餐厅的笨蛋

1105
00:44:50,650 --> 00:44:53,490
我的心里呵呵

1106
00:44:53,490 --> 00:44:55,500
没有什么好吃的东西

1107
00:44:57,300 --> 00:44:58,940
啥都吃过

1108
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:06,930
嗯那之前吃过的东西先排除掉吧

1109
00:45:06,930 --> 00:45:08,340
中餐吧

1110
00:45:08,340 --> 00:45:12,060
中餐的话嗯嗯

1111
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:16,460
让我想想

1112
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:27,620
为什么我能想到的都是那种在国内路边摊的东西

1113
00:45:28,420 --> 00:45:34,840
哎这个这个这个这个肯定肯定是我的阶阶级的问题啊

1114
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:36,880
我想想我再想想

1115
00:45:38,660 --> 00:45:40,600
青团啊对了

1116
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:41,920
要要清明节了

1117
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:43,000
随便推荐几个

1118
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,460
我再去排除

1119
00:45:44,500 --> 00:45:46,660
我想吃咖喱鸡

1120
00:45:46,660 --> 00:45:48,520
吃点淮扬菜吧

1121
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:50,280
英国有淮扬菜嘛

1122
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:54,560
好像连多伦多都没有什么淮扬菜的地

1123
00:45:55,740 --> 00:45:57,290
吃粤菜呢

1124
00:45:57,290 --> 00:46:00,680
粤菜的话应该还会还可以吧

1125
00:46:06,900 --> 00:46:09,800
滑铁卢好像也没有什么华阳菜肉店

1126
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:11,680
两个人吃火锅的话

1127
00:46:12,300 --> 00:46:14,200
跟妹妹吃火锅

1128
00:46:15,460 --> 00:46:19,860
他是很注意外在形象和装的这种这种妹妹吗

1129
00:46:19,860 --> 00:46:22,240
如果她穿了那种很娇贵的衣服

1130
00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:23,500
然后你跟他吃火锅的话

1131
00:46:23,500 --> 00:46:24,980
可能会出问题吧

1132
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:27,420
我不觉得有正宗的淮扬菜

1133
00:46:27,420 --> 00:46:28,920
那还真的是诶

1134
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:31,280
欢迎花期晚上好友

1135
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:38,700
粤菜都是点心

1136
00:46:38,700 --> 00:46:39,900
上次吃的烧鹅

1137
00:46:39,900 --> 00:46:41,600
想不到粤菜还有什么

1138
00:46:42,380 --> 00:46:43,960
好像也是诶

1139
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:47,740
茶餐厅上了火锅桌还能绷得住吗

1140
00:46:47,740 --> 00:46:49,480
但是很多妹妹约会的时候

1141
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,600
她穿的衣服是很贵的呀

1142
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:53,120
火锅算了

1143
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:55,760
上次吃了太远了嗯

1144
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:58,240
炒菜的话感觉没什么新意吧

1145
00:46:58,800 --> 00:46:59,880
晚上好呀

1146
00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:02,670
滑梯炒菜是不是没什么新意

1147
00:47:02,670 --> 00:47:05,220
有没有有没有那个什么有没有有没有带

1148
00:47:05,220 --> 00:47:08,000
有没有好的建议啊

1149
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:08,840
我一下子不知道

1150
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:10,520
你等会儿我看看我周围啊

1151
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:13,200
我看看我周围都是什么东西

1152
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:20,100
我跟朋友出去吃饭

1153
00:47:20,100 --> 00:47:25,280
一般就是炒菜或者是米线这些麻辣烫这种烧烤呢

1154
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:30,640
我感觉留学生约会吃西餐的话

1155
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,740
平常就天天吃这类的东西

1156
00:47:32,740 --> 00:47:35,140
然后然后再在吃西餐的话

1157
00:47:35,140 --> 00:47:38,340
意思是有点我做太多次了

1158
00:47:38,340 --> 00:47:40,040
今天真不想做了

1159
00:47:43,260 --> 00:47:44,960
天天自己做饭

1160
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:46,880
我也是天天自己做饭

1161
00:47:46,900 --> 00:47:47,980
遇事不决

1162
00:47:47,980 --> 00:47:49,000
大众评审

1163
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:49,940
撸串

1164
00:47:49,940 --> 00:47:50,840
麦当劳

1165
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:52,880
肯德基东北大锅炖

1166
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:55,280
没有没有阿离在在英国那边

1167
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:57,350
他在他在他在英国

1168
00:47:57,350 --> 00:48:03,960
然后这个得按照当地的这个这个这个饮食习惯来推荐东西啊

1169
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:09,270
北京烤鸭那边有吗

1170
00:48:09,270 --> 00:48:12,280
你但好像可以

1171
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:14,500
我是我天天念叨说想吃烤鸭

1172
00:48:14,500 --> 00:48:15,720
想吃烤鸭

1173
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:23,260
吃本地的菜

1174
00:48:23,260 --> 00:48:24,760
本地菜不好吃呀

1175
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:26,380
麻辣烫有点咸

1176
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:28,600
真的我也想吃麻辣烫

1177
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:29,980
我们当地有一家麻辣烫

1178
00:48:29,980 --> 00:48:33,300
真纯骨汤炖的汤底就特别香

1179
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:37,640
我自己都会煮麻辣烫之后就咳咳咳

1180
00:48:37,900 --> 00:48:39,460
我自己明明都会煮

1181
00:48:39,460 --> 00:48:42,060
但我还是会忍不住想点那家麻辣烫

1182
00:48:43,780 --> 00:48:45,750
中东菜不好吃呀

1183
00:48:45,750 --> 00:48:48,180
我吃了好多家的那个中东菜

1184
00:48:48,180 --> 00:48:50,400
我都觉得没有一家是好吃的

1185
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:53,320
麻辣烫我已经7年没吃过了

1186
00:48:53,500 --> 00:48:54,760
那没办法嘛

1187
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:58,120
在在这个这个国外老吃麻辣烫

1188
00:48:58,120 --> 00:48:58,960
一堆手卷肉

1189
00:48:58,960 --> 00:48:59,920
看着太不卫生

1190
00:48:59,920 --> 00:49:01,480
不太适合那个什么呀

1191
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:02,720
不太适合约会

1192
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:07,780
在北京烤鸭已经吃吐了

1193
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:13,080
萨利哈哈萨莉亚

1194
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:15,000
我也想吃萨莉亚了

1195
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,520
好久都没有去过有萨利亚的城市了

1196
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:19,860
上次吃萨莉亚还是2年前的

1197
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:22,280
当下在国内

1198
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:30,440
我是一个马背上的横巴的汉子

1199
00:49:32,660 --> 00:49:38,260
饺子饺子的话不知道别的学生怎么想

1200
00:49:38,260 --> 00:49:40,000
反正我的话我如果出门

1201
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,680
我是绝对不会选饺子

1202
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:43,020
不为了别的

1203
00:49:43,020 --> 00:49:46,140
就因为在家天天吃速冻饺子

1204
00:49:46,140 --> 00:49:46,980
吃腻歪了

1205
00:49:46,980 --> 00:49:48,810
麻辣烫可以好呀好呀

1206
00:49:48,810 --> 00:49:50,880
欢迎女生的右手晚上好

1207
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:52,560
完了它可以好诶

1208
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:55,350
出去玩不是边吃小吃边逛

1209
00:49:55,350 --> 00:49:58,880
这个有没有可能

1210
00:49:58,880 --> 00:49:59,900
伦敦那边

1211
00:49:59,900 --> 00:50:03,860
英国那边没有什么路边能买的小吃搞定了

1212
00:50:03,860 --> 00:50:04,400
谢谢大家

1213
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:05,300
太客气了

1214
00:50:05,300 --> 00:50:06,140
玩的开心

1215
00:50:06,140 --> 00:50:08,160
李宝麻辣烫可以

1216
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:09,560
maron可以太棒

1217
00:50:12,460 --> 00:50:16,240
哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼

1218
00:50:21,420 --> 00:50:24,120
速冻饺子怎么能和自己包的饺子比

1219
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:27,540
嗯我虽然同意

1220
00:50:27,540 --> 00:50:28,830
谢谢阿离的牛仔

1221
00:50:28,830 --> 00:50:30,120
非常感谢

1222
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:33,000
就我虽然同意这个说法

1223
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:38,780
但是我还是喜欢吃那种速冻的玉米猪肉饺子

1224
00:50:38,780 --> 00:50:40,900
感觉比自己家包的要好诶

1225
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:43,200
我们家比较擅长包那种酸菜的

1226
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:44,580
而不是脚踩的那种

1227
00:50:44,580 --> 00:50:48,900
是东北的那种拿大白菜腌出来的酸菜

1228
00:50:48,940 --> 00:50:50,280
欢迎科莫

1229
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:54,290
那个就特别好吃

1230
00:50:54,290 --> 00:50:55,670
听起来很黑暗

1231
00:50:55,670 --> 00:50:58,200
叫什么酸菜鸡蛋一下

1232
00:50:58,200 --> 00:50:59,940
但是吃起来很清爽的

1233
00:50:59,940 --> 00:51:01,200
就是如果你吃酸的话

1234
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:02,560
都可以去试试

1235
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:04,840
出去的话一般吃火锅烤肉

1236
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:06,460
其实我在国内的时候聚餐

1237
00:51:06,460 --> 00:51:09,280
一般大家也都是火锅烤肉的吃

1238
00:51:09,580 --> 00:51:12,310
其他的话吃的比较少

1239
00:51:12,310 --> 00:51:14,980
主播吃了火鸡面已经肚子疼了

1240
00:51:14,980 --> 00:51:15,820
怎么办

1241
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:18,720
你喝点热水或者喝点热牛奶吧

1242
00:51:18,720 --> 00:51:19,740
这没办法了

1243
00:51:19,740 --> 00:51:20,940
吃火鸡面肚子疼

1244
00:51:20,940 --> 00:51:23,860
基本就是等着等着住在厕所了

1245
00:51:24,860 --> 00:51:26,560
我只吃韭菜鸡蛋

1246
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:28,480
而且必须是现包的

1247
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:30,160
你咋这么高要求呢

1248
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:31,060
这些欢迎拖拉

1249
00:51:31,060 --> 00:51:31,750
晚上好

1250
00:51:31,750 --> 00:51:33,220
你为啥有这么高的要求

1251
00:51:33,220 --> 00:51:34,280
欢迎养猪妹

1252
00:51:36,020 --> 00:51:38,500
几个朋友坐在路边吃烧烤

1253
00:51:38,500 --> 00:51:42,040
你知道在在辽宁有一种烧烤方式

1254
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:45,940
是在路边搭一个大塑料棚子

1255
00:51:45,940 --> 00:51:51,640
类似于冬天给地保暖的那种温室一样

1256
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:54,850
人就坐在里面搬这个塑料马扎

1257
00:51:54,850 --> 00:51:58,360
然后在这个风雪天的塑料膜里面吃

1258
00:51:58,360 --> 00:51:59,820
晚上好呀

1259
00:52:01,660 --> 00:52:04,320
有没有人吃过白菜花生馅的饺子

1260
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:05,280
你这是个啥呀

1261
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:07,860
我只听说过花生猪蹄汤

1262
00:52:07,860 --> 00:52:10,720
白菜花生馅的饺子是什么东西啊

1263
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:12,940
啊

1264
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:17,700
嗯

1265
00:52:20,420 --> 00:52:22,860
粉色的把我c60000 

1266
00:52:23,700 --> 00:52:26,240
粉色烟烟会漏人家c啊

1267
00:52:26,240 --> 00:52:30,820
但是这个这个这个呃紫色ti是不会漏一个c的

1268
00:52:30,820 --> 00:52:33,420
紫色ti只是一个臭底不爱的意念

1269
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:35,760
花生馅不是甜的吧

1270
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:38,790
花生纯花生汤圆是甜的

1271
00:52:38,790 --> 00:52:41,520
但是没吃过猪肉莲藕馅

1272
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:43,800
这个想起来应该还还可以

1273
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:47,790
但是你要说那个那什么花生馅真挺怪的

1274
00:52:47,790 --> 00:52:49,140
想点外卖了

1275
00:52:49,140 --> 00:52:49,920
你吃什么呀

1276
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:50,720
超燃

1277
00:52:51,820 --> 00:52:55,200
你现在你现在你上次那个事情解决了吗

1278
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:56,600
我饿了

1279
00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:57,980
还好

1280
00:52:57,980 --> 00:52:59,960
我早上刚做了一个酱香饼啊

1281
00:52:59,960 --> 00:53:00,980
虽然齁的不行

1282
00:53:00,980 --> 00:53:03,080
让我今天加speed都没夹起来

1283
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:06,840
这个声音我今天特意没有在手边放放东西啊

1284
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:10,260
因为我舍友昨天给了我一包什么酒糟面膜

1285
00:53:10,260 --> 00:53:13,200
然后还有一包什么什么霸王生发液

1286
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:16,700
都是收拾这个这个这个遗产收拾出来的东西

1287
00:53:16,720 --> 00:53:19,840
就如果说我把这些东西放在手边的话

1288
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:20,680
我可能渴了

1289
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:21,640
我就直接来一口

1290
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:23,980
这样做天我都不打算喝酒了

1291
00:53:23,980 --> 00:53:26,680
然后结果那个酒就放在我边上

1292
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:28,500
我就我就直接来了一口

1293
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:33,340
我今天都没敢往手边放液体啊

1294
00:53:33,340 --> 00:53:35,620
谢谢某山君的紫金宝盒的智慧结束

1295
00:53:35,620 --> 00:53:36,520
感谢支持

1296
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:38,040
欢迎到你爱的爱豆

1297
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:39,720
莲藕的话

1298
00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:41,580
我们家会炸藕盒吃诶

1299
00:53:41,580 --> 00:53:43,040
偶和好吃的

1300
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:50,820
我是一个马背上的康巴的汉子

1301
00:53:53,720 --> 00:53:57,760
小时候可喜欢吃肥五花肉炖酸菜了

1302
00:53:58,860 --> 00:54:00,830
我不吃肥肉诶

1303
00:54:00,830 --> 00:54:02,900
就我只吃那个什么

1304
00:54:02,900 --> 00:54:04,850
我只吃我只吃瘦的

1305
00:54:04,850 --> 00:54:06,380
我不吃肥肉的

1306
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:10,550
放开塞露好吗

1307
00:54:10,550 --> 00:54:14,240
嗯嗯我的电影是你可能不需要这个啊

1308
00:54:14,240 --> 00:54:15,140
欢迎阿尔泰

1309
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:17,500
你们吃的饺子真的好奇怪啊

1310
00:54:17,500 --> 00:54:19,000
给我自己来一口霸王生发液

1311
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:20,780
会不会在嘴里长毛呀

1312
00:54:20,780 --> 00:54:22,730
锅包肉好吃

1313
00:54:22,730 --> 00:54:24,820
对锅包肉确实好吃啊

1314
00:54:27,540 --> 00:54:30,260
我从小就一点肥肉都吃不了

1315
00:54:30,260 --> 00:54:32,180
我也基本上是不吃

1316
00:54:32,180 --> 00:54:33,680
我小的时候就还好一点

1317
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:36,620
但是长大了之后就越来越不行

1318
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:44,330
但是锅包肉里面那种就是带一点点的

1319
00:54:44,330 --> 00:54:46,280
跟正常的肥肉口感不一样的

1320
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:48,220
我还是会吃一点点

1321
00:54:48,240 --> 00:54:49,680
一般都不吃肥肉吧

1322
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:50,760
我就吃红烧肉

1323
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:53,100
我都只会吃那个瘦的部分

1324
00:54:53,100 --> 00:54:55,060
然后肥的部分就丢掉了

1325
00:54:55,260 --> 00:54:57,420
因为家里没有人吃啊

1326
00:54:57,420 --> 00:54:58,680
肥的部分就丢掉了

1327
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:00,900
然后人家就觉得哎你是不是好浪费

1328
00:55:00,900 --> 00:55:02,400
但其实真的没有人吃

1329
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:03,400
欢迎哈哈

1330
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:04,960
214又来世间了

1331
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:07,480
我喜欢吃连带着一点点皮的

1332
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:08,860
连着肉很好吃

1333
00:55:08,860 --> 00:55:10,060
馋的我只能干吃

1334
00:55:10,060 --> 00:55:11,400
麦片都来了

1335
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:12,620
咳咳

1336
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:16,560
哼哼哼哼哼

1337
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:20,640
214天天就带你猪蹄的那种

1338
00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:21,480
我都接受不了

1339
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:22,740
猫妈妈喜欢吃啊

1340
00:55:22,740 --> 00:55:23,940
它是不吃肥肉

1341
00:55:23,940 --> 00:55:25,620
但是它会吃猪蹄

1342
00:55:25,620 --> 00:55:28,740
我是就偶尔吃一点点吧

1343
00:55:28,740 --> 00:55:30,270
就看有哪些菜

1344
00:55:30,270 --> 00:55:32,280
有一些菜吧可能会吃

1345
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:37,560
但是但是就今晚你五个总督一个都不在

1346
00:55:41,220 --> 00:55:42,680
那很正常呀

1347
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:44,400
这不是很正常的事吗

1348
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:45,360
燕子晚安

1349
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:46,380
哥们要睡觉了

1350
00:55:46,380 --> 00:55:47,580
快跟哥们说完

1351
00:55:47,580 --> 00:55:49,020
晚安娜受委任

1352
00:55:49,020 --> 00:55:50,760
意思是戒烟成功了

1353
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:51,960
东西睡觉了吧

1354
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:53,760
春节准备做手术了

1355
00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:55,680
机长的不太清楚诶

1356
00:55:55,840 --> 00:56:00,480
嗯一刀一般都是半夜四五点他才出现

1357
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:10,080
然然的话应该现在在这个呃炎炎炎老的直播间

1358
00:56:16,140 --> 00:56:18,140
倒吸一口冷气之后

1359
00:56:18,140 --> 00:56:19,100
这不很正常

1360
00:56:19,100 --> 00:56:19,760
就没有了

1361
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:21,800
这个总督不在

1362
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:24,960
大家就是这个这个最大的老好吧

1363
00:56:25,140 --> 00:56:27,120
这不是很正常嘛

1364
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:35,820
主办什么时候学下去了

1365
00:56:35,820 --> 00:56:36,690
等我放假

1366
00:56:36,690 --> 00:56:38,080
等我放完假

1367
00:56:38,540 --> 00:56:42,740
放完假就就就就就来就来学去啦

1368
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:44,720
有无烟烟单推人

1369
00:56:44,720 --> 00:56:48,600
有在我的这个大航海里面有烟烟单推人啊

1370
00:56:50,180 --> 00:56:55,800
我是一个马背上的康巴的痕迹

1371
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:03,890
大家看到我的头像了吗

1372
00:57:03,890 --> 00:57:05,800
我的我的啊不对

1373
00:57:06,140 --> 00:57:07,820
你们现在看不到

1374
00:57:07,820 --> 00:57:15,280
我今天就有一个这谁在推荐的这个这个什么呀

1375
00:57:15,380 --> 00:57:21,100
谁在推荐的这个v里面里面里面里面安利我了呀

1376
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:24,620
有没有什么推荐的小v

1377
00:57:24,620 --> 00:57:25,580
想养成了

1378
00:57:25,580 --> 00:57:27,340
想当萌萌人了

1379
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:31,590
烟烟人啊

1380
00:57:31,590 --> 00:57:37,360
这个我当时帝国他很长时间看他起来了就没订过了

1381
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:41,340
打起来了之后就不必了了

1382
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:45,080
这这是否有些他起来了就不地震了

1383
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:49,200
主播如何评价你的提督散将把账号密码忘了

1384
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:52,860
这个意思是有点猪了

1385
00:57:52,860 --> 00:57:53,580
欢迎思考

1386
00:57:53,580 --> 00:57:54,570
但是没关系

1387
00:57:54,570 --> 00:57:55,820
但是没关系

1388
00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:58,560
爷爷单推人给家人打了两天i7 

1389
00:57:58,560 --> 00:58:00,210
他不也给我上提督的吗

1390
00:58:00,210 --> 00:58:02,840
潮水退去就白字还陪着我

1391
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:04,880
谁说白子以后不是彩字啊

1392
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:09,720
这个彩字总有一天也会重归白字的白字有一天也登堂变成金子

1393
00:58:09,740 --> 00:58:12,260
这个这个都是不好说的呀

1394
00:58:12,260 --> 00:58:13,920
观众一直都是观众的

1395
00:58:13,940 --> 00:58:16,580
有没有可能我就是喵好的喵

1396
00:58:17,660 --> 00:58:18,260
晚上好啊

1397
00:58:18,260 --> 00:58:20,930
谢谢真的吗

1398
00:58:20,930 --> 00:58:22,280
有的有呀

1399
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:23,090
真有呀

1400
00:58:23,090 --> 00:58:25,100
可以在这里推荐吗

1401
00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:27,140
我就喜欢看小v

1402
00:58:27,140 --> 00:58:27,890
不小不看

1403
00:58:27,890 --> 00:58:28,460
谢谢你啊

1404
00:58:28,460 --> 00:58:29,540
我现在还挺小的

1405
00:58:29,540 --> 00:58:33,940
我也觉得我现在还挺小的哈

1406
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:37,160
可能一个切片就火了

1407
00:58:37,160 --> 00:58:38,300
一个切片就火的

1408
00:58:38,300 --> 00:58:40,960
后续基本上能这个这个

1409
00:58:45,700 --> 00:58:47,160
切片质量高的话

1410
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:55,420
基本上我感觉啊就嗯一个15万~30万左右的切片

1411
00:58:55,420 --> 00:58:57,980
就够把一个v从50天开到百件

1412
00:58:57,980 --> 00:59:01,160
但是这个台湾之后的下一个月啊

1413
00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:02,120
潮水退去

1414
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:06,200
这个v就还要面临着就六七十件的这种尴尬境界

1415
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:10,140
能不能起来就真的起来

1416
00:59:10,140 --> 00:59:13,200
然后或者是退下去了

1417
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:15,020
这个就要看他自己了

1418
00:59:16,380 --> 00:59:17,960
什么舰长总督

1419
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:18,680
你有种乎

1420
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:20,620
你要推翻我的直播间呢

1421
00:59:20,780 --> 00:59:22,880
这片火的会绑定属性的

1422
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:24,020
那你欺骗不火的话

1423
00:59:24,020 --> 00:59:26,140
你连这个属性都没得绑

1424
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:41,150
还是看v自己失礼

1425
00:59:41,150 --> 00:59:42,860
你停播一个月都不一定

1426
00:59:42,860 --> 00:59:44,060
我就掉白金啊

1427
00:59:44,060 --> 00:59:46,700
我一个月我一周掉20个舰长了

1428
00:59:46,700 --> 00:59:51,240
家人们这个这个掉的很快的

1429
00:59:51,380 --> 00:59:53,720
我上次停播了十天不到

1430
00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:56,300
从100件退到60多件都停不下来

1431
00:59:56,300 --> 00:59:58,780
开生日会开才开出了70多件

1432
00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:00,600
主播喜欢我的id吗

1433
01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:01,560
艳艳的米线

1434
01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:02,820
给自己加个番茄吧

1435
01:00:02,820 --> 01:00:04,020
我只吃番茄米线

1436
01:00:04,020 --> 01:00:07,000
我不吃这个这个这个这个辣味的

1437
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:08,860
我只吃鸡汤的和番茄的

1438
01:00:08,860 --> 01:00:10,660
不吃菌菇的难吃

1439
01:00:12,180 --> 01:00:17,740
我是一个马悲伤的康巴的汉子

1440
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:26,330
我是励志10年都去舰长的人

1441
01:00:26,330 --> 01:00:27,140
真的吗

1442
01:00:27,140 --> 01:00:32,220
你刚刚才不是还问我一个月的提督跟1年的舰长打个号吗

1443
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:35,120
那万一我说一个月提督好呢

1444
01:00:35,260 --> 01:00:37,060
你吃烤米线吗

1445
01:00:37,060 --> 01:00:38,740
你们怎么都跟酋长学了

1446
01:00:38,740 --> 01:00:39,460
烤米线

1447
01:00:39,460 --> 01:00:43,800
我只吃那个清水的那个没有吃过烤米线

1448
01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:46,620
我只吃那种凉拌的

1449
01:00:46,620 --> 01:00:48,260
但是没吃过烤的

1450
01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:50,260
你是主播的10年老粉

1451
01:00:50,260 --> 01:00:51,820
主播出生还没有10年的

1452
01:00:51,820 --> 01:00:53,860
你就是主播的10年老粉啊

1453
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:56,100
你的时间非常值钱啊

1454
01:00:56,100 --> 01:00:58,520
这个贪玩蓝月等你来看

1455
01:00:59,140 --> 01:01:00,780
建议停播2年

1456
01:01:00,780 --> 01:01:02,720
那我麦克风谁呀

1457
01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:05,230
停播2年

1458
01:01:05,230 --> 01:01:06,520
我麦克风谁啊

1459
01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:09,080
我听过2年哦

1460
01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:11,540
我快要升这个app等级了

1461
01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:13,320
我快升app等级了

1462
01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:14,460
我快到30级了

1463
01:01:14,460 --> 01:01:16,380
我靠这个光阴似箭

1464
01:01:16,380 --> 01:01:17,160
是月如梭

1465
01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:19,000
我居然快到30级了

1466
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:21,160
抱枕的质量不错

1467
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:22,840
可以考虑一下等身抱枕啊

1468
01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:23,740
现在上提督的话

1469
01:01:23,740 --> 01:01:26,040
还有送这个额外的礼物来着

1470
01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:31,180
不过月末的话会开一个小闪电的纪念会

1471
01:01:31,180 --> 01:01:33,580
大家这个想上舰的可以到时候再上啊

1472
01:01:33,580 --> 01:01:34,990
准备了一些礼物

1473
01:01:34,990 --> 01:01:37,500
请2年我刚好调整

1474
01:01:37,940 --> 01:01:38,660
哎呀

1475
01:01:38,660 --> 01:01:41,000
需要2年的时间才能忘记我是吧

1476
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:42,200
我要干什么来着

1477
01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:44,180
你这样我想起来了

1478
01:01:44,180 --> 01:01:47,100
我想等下去那个喝口水

1479
01:01:53,260 --> 01:01:55,920
百件千件万件的用户框都不一样

1480
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:58,680
万剑是黑色的哦

1481
01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:00,630
万剑那个是很酷的那种

1482
01:02:00,630 --> 01:02:02,280
摆件的话是绿的

1483
01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:04,140
那个绿的就挺常见的

1484
01:02:04,140 --> 01:02:04,800
你小闪电

1485
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:05,640
这个月月末啊

1486
01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:06,360
他再不给我发

1487
01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:07,660
我真要生气了

1488
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:08,940
他说给我发的

1489
01:02:08,940 --> 01:02:10,140
他答应了我的

1490
01:02:10,140 --> 01:02:11,100
他再不给我发

1491
01:02:11,100 --> 01:02:12,500
我真的要生气了

1492
01:02:16,580 --> 01:02:19,540
这下绑定了我的提督立牌发了

1493
01:02:19,540 --> 01:02:21,340
过期了都没给我

1494
01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:23,220
他为什么会欠我就可以立牌呢

1495
01:02:23,220 --> 01:02:24,600
他明明有一批已经做了

1496
01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:26,720
但是这一批的话他就没做

1497
01:02:27,740 --> 01:02:29,710
他之前已经做了一批了

1498
01:02:29,710 --> 01:02:31,240
你帮我看一眼

1499
01:02:34,380 --> 01:02:35,480
快放开我

1500
01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:36,320
我要跳船

1501
01:02:38,660 --> 01:02:40,180
不许跳不许跳

1502
01:02:45,220 --> 01:02:46,080
别提了

1503
01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:51,200
这家店我给他又又又下了一个99个钥匙扣的单子

1504
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:52,820
然后分成11份

1505
01:02:52,820 --> 01:02:55,060
然后先发一批给大家

1506
01:02:55,220 --> 01:02:58,820
结果呢结果呢结果呢就是说啊

1507
01:02:58,820 --> 01:03:02,860
咱们就是说这个我给他发了四次

1508
01:03:02,860 --> 01:03:04,960
我要做的图都在qq上

1509
01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:07,080
他每次都跟我说啊

1510
01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:09,000
今天下午就给你出一出这个图

1511
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:10,140
然后我到晚上去问

1512
01:03:10,140 --> 01:03:11,200
您给我出了吗

1513
01:03:11,220 --> 01:03:12,480
你给我出预览了吗

1514
01:03:12,480 --> 01:03:13,080
实物预览

1515
01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:14,100
然后他说哎呀

1516
01:03:14,100 --> 01:03:14,700
对不起

1517
01:03:14,700 --> 01:03:17,040
我忘了我们qq没记录了

1518
01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:18,180
你再给我发一下吧

1519
01:03:18,180 --> 01:03:20,220
这个今天早上醒了

1520
01:03:20,220 --> 01:03:21,960
第一件事我就去问这个预览

1521
01:03:21,980 --> 01:03:23,360
然后他又跟我说

1522
01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:24,620
我们qq没记录了

1523
01:03:24,620 --> 01:03:26,300
我说我给你发第四次了

1524
01:03:26,300 --> 01:03:27,140
你知道吗

1525
01:03:27,140 --> 01:03:31,380
你知道这个这四次对我的这个这个心有多大的

1526
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:35,920
多大的这个这个这个打击嘛

1527
01:03:35,940 --> 01:03:36,660
然后他说啊

1528
01:03:36,660 --> 01:03:37,440
对不起啊

1529
01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:39,000
亲我们没有记录

1530
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:41,160
我说你能不能保存一下呀

1531
01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:43,260
你你你做一个钥匙扣

1532
01:03:43,260 --> 01:03:45,240
让人家给你发四次原图是吧

1533
01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:47,200
很难怀疑你们都在干什么

1534
01:03:47,220 --> 01:03:49,080
欢迎早上和萝卜啊

1535
01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:49,440
对不起

1536
01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:50,340
我们qq没记录

1537
01:03:50,340 --> 01:03:50,880
无语了

1538
01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:51,180
多久

1539
01:03:51,180 --> 01:03:52,980
舰长能换一套舰长礼物

1540
01:03:52,980 --> 01:03:54,800
有一些已经复刻不了了

1541
01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:57,710
用户那框都是金色的

1542
01:03:57,710 --> 01:03:59,000
可以自己装扮

1543
01:03:59,000 --> 01:03:59,420
那不行

1544
01:03:59,420 --> 01:04:02,480
只能在当前那个直播间里面装扮舰长框

1545
01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:03,880
在别的地方都一样的

1546
01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:06,120
错误的催稿方式

1547
01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:06,840
准确的是

1548
01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:08,380
今天完成奖金500

1549
01:04:08,380 --> 01:04:11,740
他今天完成是他应该做的

1550
01:04:11,740 --> 01:04:14,120
我还要给他发奖金是吧

1551
01:04:14,340 --> 01:04:16,200
我又不是他的老板

1552
01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:18,180
本来他就赚好多钱了

1553
01:04:18,180 --> 01:04:20,060
这家本来就好多钱的

1554
01:04:28,920 --> 01:04:31,070
你问的就是现有的

1555
01:04:31,070 --> 01:04:32,620
现有的话

1556
01:04:37,060 --> 01:04:38,800
我还真不知道

1557
01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:40,500
我还真不知道

1558
01:04:41,720 --> 01:04:43,180
所有舰长礼的话

1559
01:04:43,180 --> 01:04:45,060
应该得接近

1560
01:04:48,860 --> 01:04:51,280
1年到1年半的舰长了吧

1561
01:04:51,300 --> 01:04:52,320
你要跳船

1562
01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:54,060
我现在就在船上刻个记号

1563
01:04:54,060 --> 01:04:54,780
等掉线了

1564
01:04:54,780 --> 01:04:55,440
我才跳

1565
01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:58,340
日本那什么赛博克中成见了

1566
01:04:58,360 --> 01:05:00,100
事实上他就是你爹

1567
01:05:00,100 --> 01:05:01,300
他说你能咋地

1568
01:05:01,300 --> 01:05:02,200
老子把单一退

1569
01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:02,500
我不上

1570
01:05:02,500 --> 01:05:04,540
你家做的比人家便宜好看

1571
01:05:04,540 --> 01:05:06,900
有的是我只是懒得找别的家了

1572
01:05:06,900 --> 01:05:08,010
我才加的

1573
01:05:08,010 --> 01:05:09,420
非要我急是吧

1574
01:05:09,420 --> 01:05:10,800
我没找到耶

1575
01:05:10,820 --> 01:05:12,340
刻舟求天

1576
01:05:12,980 --> 01:05:14,380
我找不到了呀

1577
01:05:14,380 --> 01:05:15,940
这根本终于坐在那边

1578
01:05:15,940 --> 01:05:17,140
恭喜恭喜天气

1579
01:05:17,140 --> 01:05:18,340
我没it

1580
01:05:18,460 --> 01:05:19,840
这就咱们开年费

1581
01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:21,250
提督提督啊

1582
01:05:21,250 --> 01:05:23,700
提督提督不用那么开吧

1583
01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:28,280
哼哼哼哼哼哼哼

1584
01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:33,580
年费舰长

1585
01:05:35,460 --> 01:05:37,940
最好最好是能开小号的

1586
01:05:38,120 --> 01:05:40,220
最好是能开小号的

1587
01:05:40,220 --> 01:05:40,820
为什么呢

1588
01:05:40,820 --> 01:05:42,560
因为这个开小号的话

1589
01:05:42,560 --> 01:05:47,100
我我我我的这个舰长数量看起来会比较好看啊

1590
01:05:47,100 --> 01:05:48,540
有没有什么为什么呀

1591
01:05:48,540 --> 01:05:50,340
只是只是会比较好看而已啦

1592
01:05:50,340 --> 01:05:52,100
你可以照顾照顾我

1593
01:06:00,140 --> 01:06:01,640
你还记得喝水啊

1594
01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:02,780
我喝水的话得上楼

1595
01:06:02,780 --> 01:06:03,800
现在还不急啊

1596
01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:06,450
等等这个上完楼再说吧

1597
01:06:06,450 --> 01:06:08,940
等这个等会中场休息的时候再说

1598
01:06:08,940 --> 01:06:10,920
要不然的话现在就聊到一半

1599
01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:11,760
然后上楼了

1600
01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:12,920
感觉怪怪的

1601
01:06:13,020 --> 01:06:17,520
怕你们觉得哎呀这个v什么一点逼得都没有对吧

1602
01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:19,800
然后这个聊到一半上楼去了

1603
01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:21,440
干嘛什么意思啊

1604
01:06:28,220 --> 01:06:30,220
烟烟人人均三个号

1605
01:06:30,220 --> 01:06:32,300
我的阉人都这么厉害吗

1606
01:06:32,300 --> 01:06:33,920
其实我只有50个舰长

1607
01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:35,120
一个人开俩小号

1608
01:06:35,120 --> 01:06:36,020
然后给我凑到了

1609
01:06:36,020 --> 01:06:38,000
凑到这么高的这个剑是吧

1610
01:06:39,240 --> 01:06:40,220
咳咳

1611
01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:45,020
就不开小号

1612
01:06:45,020 --> 01:06:45,920
就不开小号

1613
01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:47,920
等下就去开小号了

1614
01:06:48,100 --> 01:06:49,240
老哥晚安

1615
01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:49,660
谁说的

1616
01:06:49,660 --> 01:06:50,680
晚安娜晚安娜

1617
01:06:50,680 --> 01:06:51,340
迷之仙人

1618
01:06:51,340 --> 01:06:52,260
我just me

1619
01:06:52,280 --> 01:06:54,020
一点v德都没有

1620
01:06:54,020 --> 01:06:56,720
嘿嘿不是我v德的迷胡说

1621
01:06:56,720 --> 01:06:57,380
根本是四个

1622
01:06:57,380 --> 01:06:58,040
真的假的

1623
01:06:58,040 --> 01:07:00,620
你在我这开了14个抢号呀

1624
01:07:00,640 --> 01:07:04,320
那我这个这个150件水分也太大了吧

1625
01:07:18,500 --> 01:07:25,320
今天的话后面然后后半段应该还是离转全席会

1626
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:28,300
我觉得就很焦虑

1627
01:07:28,300 --> 01:07:29,920
然后又有点学不进去

1628
01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:31,800
一到了这个时候就这样

1629
01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:34,880
这里开了六个真六个小号

1630
01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:35,540
圆梦瑶

1631
01:07:35,540 --> 01:07:38,090
我操真六个小号呀

1632
01:07:38,090 --> 01:07:39,880
那也太多了吧

1633
01:07:40,940 --> 01:07:43,510
就我一人一个号呃

1634
01:07:43,510 --> 01:07:45,790
主播还有俩号呢

1635
01:07:45,790 --> 01:07:46,960
就你一人一个号

1636
01:07:46,960 --> 01:07:48,120
意思是真的

1637
01:07:55,640 --> 01:07:58,060
一个号的加你一个

1638
01:07:58,060 --> 01:07:59,640
对我也是

1639
01:08:00,340 --> 01:08:02,700
但是我都没有给自己开舰长了

1640
01:08:02,700 --> 01:08:04,800
今天这个哎呀也没有这个歌

1641
01:08:04,800 --> 01:08:06,780
有的时候找不到说话的思路

1642
01:08:06,780 --> 01:08:07,860
怎么回事呢

1643
01:08:07,880 --> 01:08:11,840
太太太太太单薄了

1644
01:08:11,840 --> 01:08:16,370
光是我的上映主播甚至不愿意给自己上舰凑160

1645
01:08:16,370 --> 01:08:16,700
哎呀

1646
01:08:16,700 --> 01:08:18,260
给自己上舰的话还要送钱

1647
01:08:18,260 --> 01:08:19,979
还不如给别人上舰

1648
01:08:19,979 --> 01:08:22,859
都是送138没有意义

1649
01:08:22,859 --> 01:08:25,799
老子高考前两天还在网吧通宵呢

1650
01:08:25,799 --> 01:08:26,519
那不行啊

1651
01:08:26,519 --> 01:08:29,520
这个高考考炸了不会多给钱的

1652
01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:31,560
这个考炸了是要多给钱的

1653
01:08:34,700 --> 01:08:37,440
很贵的咳咳咳咳

1654
01:08:51,620 --> 01:08:53,080
那我刚才闭麦的时候

1655
01:08:53,080 --> 01:08:54,340
你们能听到我咳嗽吗

1656
01:08:54,340 --> 01:08:55,540
为啥我还能听到

1657
01:08:55,540 --> 01:08:56,950
你们听到了吗

1658
01:08:56,950 --> 01:08:58,680
你们能听到吗

1659
01:08:59,900 --> 01:09:01,060
我是听不到的

1660
01:09:01,060 --> 01:09:04,940
反正谢谢童年的打call和a来了

1661
01:09:04,940 --> 01:09:05,780
感谢支持

1662
01:09:05,780 --> 01:09:06,500
找不到思路

1663
01:09:06,500 --> 01:09:07,820
只从开播一直刷到现在

1664
01:09:07,820 --> 01:09:10,880
杂谈是这要是卡在这不就完蛋了吗

1665
01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:12,320
听到了那就完了呀

1666
01:09:12,320 --> 01:09:13,640
那几乎卖也憋不住了

1667
01:09:13,640 --> 01:09:14,500
怎么办呢

1668
01:09:15,519 --> 01:09:16,559
这麦也憋不住了

1669
01:09:16,559 --> 01:09:17,339
怎么办呢

1670
01:09:17,339 --> 01:09:18,779
听得到人

1671
01:09:19,579 --> 01:09:21,959
中考前两天在网吧

1672
01:09:25,400 --> 01:09:27,880
通宵导致我中考睡觉

1673
01:09:27,880 --> 01:09:29,140
那你中考睡觉了

1674
01:09:29,140 --> 01:09:30,910
你你不是记了吗

1675
01:09:30,910 --> 01:09:32,280
你没记吗

1676
01:09:34,340 --> 01:09:39,060
嗯哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼

1677
01:09:41,520 --> 01:09:42,140
你

1678
01:09:44,480 --> 01:09:45,500
兄弟这么猛啊

1679
01:09:45,500 --> 01:09:46,760
什么兄弟这么猛

1680
01:09:48,419 --> 01:09:50,089
长得好疼啊

1681
01:09:50,089 --> 01:09:53,149
真的不能碰酒精类的这个东西啊

1682
01:09:53,149 --> 01:09:54,379
好不舒服啊

1683
01:09:54,379 --> 01:09:58,460
就感觉我中考晚上都睡不着了

1684
01:09:58,460 --> 01:09:59,300
别说考场了

1685
01:09:59,300 --> 01:10:00,980
我中考的时候倒是不紧张啊

1686
01:10:00,980 --> 01:10:03,000
因为中考的时候就觉得哎呀

1687
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:08,620
反正网上去网上去那个什么网上去这个这个上不去

1688
01:10:08,620 --> 01:10:08,980
下不来

1689
01:10:08,980 --> 01:10:12,100
够不着这个重点重点的那个奥数班

1690
01:10:12,120 --> 01:10:14,400
但是往下的话肯定不管怎么考

1691
01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:15,540
都在重点高中

1692
01:10:15,540 --> 01:10:17,220
所以就摆了

1693
01:10:17,220 --> 01:10:18,300
基本就是摆了

1694
01:10:18,300 --> 01:10:19,680
心态特别的平啊

1695
01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:21,120
没有任何的问题

1696
01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:21,840
欢迎水饺子

1697
01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:22,740
晚上好

1698
01:10:29,720 --> 01:10:33,700
所以就没有什么其他的这个小孩特别平稳的

1699
01:10:33,700 --> 01:10:37,090
然后就考了一个当地的重点高中

1700
01:10:37,090 --> 01:10:38,360
就拉倒了

1701
01:10:39,680 --> 01:10:42,280
当然跟我的同学跟我关系好的

1702
01:10:42,280 --> 01:10:44,050
基本都去重点班

1703
01:10:44,050 --> 01:10:45,700
都去奥数班了

1704
01:10:45,700 --> 01:10:50,280
但是我呢进入了光荣的摆烂环节啊

1705
01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:55,120
然后就跟他们的这个生活拉开了差距

1706
01:10:55,120 --> 01:10:56,800
我中考考的差的不行

1707
01:10:56,800 --> 01:10:58,100
晚上好捏

1708
01:10:58,360 --> 01:11:00,520
我等下上楼去倒水的时候

1709
01:11:00,520 --> 01:11:01,780
我一定要记得

1710
01:11:01,780 --> 01:11:03,550
我一定要记得那个什么

1711
01:11:03,550 --> 01:11:04,300
我一定要记得

1712
01:11:04,300 --> 01:11:07,180
闭麦的时候要把它全都毙掉

1713
01:11:09,780 --> 01:11:13,240
有没有什么好的厂推荐我去打螺丝赚米

1714
01:11:14,160 --> 01:11:15,560
别去富士康呀

1715
01:11:15,560 --> 01:11:18,440
据说是这个这个压力太大了

1716
01:11:18,440 --> 01:11:20,180
别去富士康呀

1717
01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:23,530
打给燕子编呀

1718
01:11:23,530 --> 01:11:24,700
好好学习

1719
01:11:24,700 --> 01:11:26,440
中考不都是预录取吗

1720
01:11:26,440 --> 01:11:28,760
不知道我们这边没有预录取这个制度

1721
01:11:30,020 --> 01:11:32,720
我们那边没有没有这个制度来着

1722
01:11:39,160 --> 01:11:41,100
华强你值得拥有

1723
01:11:41,100 --> 01:11:43,000
华强北真的可以吗

1724
01:11:43,040 --> 01:11:44,960
主播要毕不了业的话

1725
01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:48,620
那就那就那就之后去找个厂打螺丝

1726
01:11:48,620 --> 01:11:50,000
还需要大家内推一下

1727
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:52,610
有没有那种放假比较多

1728
01:11:52,610 --> 01:11:56,200
然后这个帅哥美女比较多的这种场

1729
01:11:56,220 --> 01:11:59,340
然后这个平常工作的时候难度不要太大

1730
01:11:59,340 --> 01:12:03,530
然后不不不这个就可以小发一会儿呆

1731
01:12:03,530 --> 01:12:06,280
然后然后做做白日梦的这种这种

1732
01:12:08,720 --> 01:12:10,450
我给推个黑中介

1733
01:12:10,450 --> 01:12:11,680
我才不信你呢

1734
01:12:11,680 --> 01:12:12,940
葫芦你给推了

1735
01:12:12,940 --> 01:12:15,580
我先从这个名单上划掉

1736
01:12:15,600 --> 01:12:17,040
千万不要吃这家

1737
01:12:17,040 --> 01:12:18,460
记住了就好了

1738
01:12:29,640 --> 01:12:30,600
哼哼

1739
01:12:32,700 --> 01:12:34,580
进场等于坐牢

1740
01:12:36,320 --> 01:12:40,560
好像还真是你在这打工养老一天二博

1741
01:12:40,560 --> 01:12:41,520
你是不是不想努力

1742
01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:44,540
而你在你在在自己家里的公司打工吗

1743
01:12:44,540 --> 01:12:49,520
那你这个打工只是为了更好的继承继承家业

1744
01:12:49,520 --> 01:12:51,880
你只是为了继承继承家业

1745
01:12:52,480 --> 01:12:55,980
这个这个这个阿伯是短期的

1746
01:12:55,980 --> 01:12:56,700
要长久的

1747
01:12:56,700 --> 01:12:58,980
你要你要把目光放长远

1748
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:00,680
排除法是吧对啊

1749
01:13:00,680 --> 01:13:04,540
就先把大家给我建议的排除了之后再再看别的

1750
01:13:05,580 --> 01:13:07,670
嘿嘿晚上好呀

1751
01:13:07,670 --> 01:13:09,800
但我上楼真的去倒个水了

1752
01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:10,460
再不倒水

1753
01:13:10,460 --> 01:13:11,520
我要噶了

1754
01:13:12,020 --> 01:13:13,660
带到手完蛋了

1755
01:13:15,740 --> 01:13:17,500
他也不喝水啊

1756
01:13:17,500 --> 01:13:20,640
主播的嗓子真的嗯

1757
01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:23,760
给你们抽点啥东西吧

1758
01:13:23,760 --> 01:13:27,780
喝水的时候欢迎东海大v158 减了

1759
01:13:27,780 --> 01:13:29,000
我不是大v

1760
01:13:29,140 --> 01:13:30,880
烟烟人不骗莺燕

1761
01:13:30,880 --> 01:13:31,810
愿者上钩

1762
01:13:31,810 --> 01:13:32,980
你们还不骗我

1763
01:13:32,980 --> 01:13:33,900
算了吧

1764
01:13:35,340 --> 01:13:36,080
啊对了

1765
01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:38,450
上次这个发几张礼物之前

1766
01:13:38,450 --> 01:13:40,860
我上次抽了四个天选

1767
01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:43,150
哼哼哼

1768
01:13:43,150 --> 01:13:45,220
我上次抽了四个天券

1769
01:13:46,360 --> 01:13:47,920
全都没开奖啊

1770
01:13:47,920 --> 01:13:51,400
然后上次中奖的人再再私信我一下

1771
01:13:51,400 --> 01:13:54,520
因为这个发私信的时候把大家的这个消息都顶下去了

1772
01:13:54,520 --> 01:13:57,180
那两天正好微信限制付款了

1773
01:13:57,180 --> 01:13:59,300
现在解开了就还可以了

1774
01:14:09,640 --> 01:14:14,360
他一天四天发15个人工资就给我200

1775
01:14:17,480 --> 01:14:20,140
但是想着是不是因为我太偷懒了

1776
01:14:20,140 --> 01:14:21,980
他扣我米哈

1777
01:14:21,980 --> 01:14:24,020
也有可能会苦其心志

1778
01:14:24,020 --> 01:14:24,800
劳其筋骨

1779
01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:25,880
饿其体肤空

1780
01:14:25,880 --> 01:14:26,690
乏其身

1781
01:14:26,690 --> 01:14:27,800
行不乱其所为

1782
01:14:27,800 --> 01:14:30,820
让他没有没有钱给这个妹妹打米

1783
01:14:30,820 --> 01:14:33,730
所以这个让你让你提高你的能力

1784
01:14:33,730 --> 01:14:36,240
然后瞒着你爹藏私房钱

1785
01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:38,640
主播不开个bgm

1786
01:14:38,640 --> 01:14:39,120
开bgm

1787
01:14:39,120 --> 01:14:39,930
有婚姻呢

1788
01:14:39,930 --> 01:14:41,260
我也想

1789
01:14:41,520 --> 01:14:44,160
我也想这个这个开播间嘛

1790
01:14:46,700 --> 01:14:48,120
那我上个楼

1791
01:14:57,900 --> 01:14:59,780
我小学生打钱

1792
01:14:59,780 --> 01:15:00,680
我是学生

1793
01:15:00,680 --> 01:15:03,380
能不能把这个东西包邮送给我

1794
01:15:03,380 --> 01:15:06,320
然后再在这个快递里面夹200块钱

1795
01:15:06,340 --> 01:15:08,830
别逼我跪下来求你

1796
01:15:08,830 --> 01:15:10,450
欢迎怠惰的守夜

1797
01:15:10,450 --> 01:15:12,760
感觉烟的直播事故快成特色了

1798
01:15:12,760 --> 01:15:13,840
我没有试过啊

1799
01:15:13,840 --> 01:15:15,160
我哪是过来

1800
01:15:15,380 --> 01:15:16,400
谁试过了

1801
01:15:16,400 --> 01:15:17,180
我可没有人

1802
01:15:20,240 --> 01:15:21,400
谁是过来

1803
01:15:24,380 --> 01:15:25,780
只要我不放歌啊

1804
01:15:25,780 --> 01:15:26,980
只要避开这个部分

1805
01:15:26,980 --> 01:15:28,340
然后就没有试过

1806
01:15:32,440 --> 01:15:34,320
我把这个麦先关一下

1807
01:15:34,320 --> 01:15:35,520
我上楼倒个水

1808
01:15:35,520 --> 01:15:36,360
我是婴儿

1809
01:15:36,360 --> 01:15:37,320
能给我退款吗

1810
01:15:37,320 --> 01:15:40,200
你说你是紫霞和创创子的孩子都不能退款

1811
01:15:40,200 --> 01:15:40,760
怕

1812
01:20:20,120 --> 01:20:20,940
啥

1813
01:20:25,700 --> 01:20:27,780
出出什么问题了吗

1814
01:20:30,240 --> 01:20:31,400
都唱完了

1815
01:20:31,400 --> 01:20:31,940
没没没

1816
01:20:31,940 --> 01:20:34,340
刚才刚才刚才直播事故了

1817
01:20:34,340 --> 01:20:36,260
刚才刚才不不是我的问题

1818
01:20:36,260 --> 01:20:37,460
非非我就过来

1819
01:20:37,460 --> 01:20:39,460
然后这个这个

1820
01:20:41,120 --> 01:20:44,960
这个这个声卡之过呀

1821
01:20:44,960 --> 01:20:46,160
刚才没声了

1822
01:20:46,160 --> 01:20:47,450
我下楼倒了个水

1823
01:20:47,450 --> 01:20:49,160
然后那个声卡把自己关了

1824
01:20:49,160 --> 01:20:50,540
又没法重新打开了

1825
01:20:50,540 --> 01:20:51,760
我也不知道为啥

1826
01:20:51,760 --> 01:20:53,620
然后就就那个啥的

1827
01:20:54,700 --> 01:20:56,020
这不是我的问题吗

1828
01:20:56,020 --> 01:20:57,220
我怎么不信呢

1829
01:20:57,340 --> 01:20:58,300
你再说

1830
01:20:58,300 --> 01:20:59,530
不是我的问题

1831
01:20:59,530 --> 01:21:00,640
不是我的问题

1832
01:21:00,640 --> 01:21:03,200
我不相信这不是返场

1833
01:21:03,200 --> 01:21:07,240
还真是这个返场反应会想反一会儿啊

1834
01:21:07,260 --> 01:21:09,270
那我吃个果冻啊

1835
01:21:09,270 --> 01:21:10,320
你别急

1836
01:21:10,320 --> 01:21:11,780
吃点东西

1837
01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:14,340
小摆一手

1838
01:21:24,240 --> 01:21:25,640
有点问题啊

1839
01:21:25,640 --> 01:21:26,760
这个嗓子

1840
01:22:05,360 --> 01:22:09,640
下午下午01:18了

1841
01:22:09,640 --> 01:22:14,780
然后到222点多的时候就下了

1842
01:22:15,680 --> 01:22:18,280
欢迎大家晚上好好困困哦

1843
01:22:18,280 --> 01:22:20,050
明明白天一直在睡觉

1844
01:22:20,050 --> 01:22:21,660
我也好困呐

1845
01:22:24,660 --> 01:22:25,740
你刚才不是黑屏

1846
01:22:25,740 --> 01:22:26,220
不开心

1847
01:22:26,220 --> 01:22:27,240
我刚才吃果冻

1848
01:22:27,240 --> 01:22:28,300
你听到了吗

1849
01:22:28,300 --> 01:22:30,490
我吃的时候没声音了

1850
01:22:30,490 --> 01:22:32,560
有声音没关麦呀

1851
01:22:32,560 --> 01:22:33,730
没关麦

1852
01:22:33,730 --> 01:22:35,920
但是但是就是你们没听到

1853
01:22:35,920 --> 01:22:37,440
那不是我的问题

1854
01:22:37,820 --> 01:22:39,140
你们没听到

1855
01:22:39,140 --> 01:22:41,560
这不是我的问题呢对吧

1856
01:22:42,420 --> 01:22:47,060
加了烟染上悲伤

1857
01:22:47,060 --> 01:22:50,740
我也不想

1858
01:22:53,500 --> 01:22:55,260
黑屏刷新一下就有了

1859
01:22:55,260 --> 01:22:56,280
你刷一下就好了

1860
01:22:56,280 --> 01:22:57,400
那你就睡呗

1861
01:22:57,420 --> 01:23:00,870
不行我老睡觉的话会出问题的

1862
01:23:00,870 --> 01:23:04,080
现在没有那么多时间留给我睡觉了

1863
01:23:04,080 --> 01:23:05,180
我肯定要

1864
01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:11,460
烟烟能v我六块六恰个饭吗

1865
01:23:11,860 --> 01:23:14,920
怎么还有人要六块六掐个饭的

1866
01:23:14,920 --> 01:23:17,340
好像是我的舰长nv给他吧

1867
01:23:18,560 --> 01:23:20,860
是不是之前跟大家说过这个呃

1868
01:23:20,860 --> 01:23:23,200
生活遇到问题的时候找我呀

1869
01:23:23,200 --> 01:23:24,660
喂完了

1870
01:23:29,200 --> 01:23:31,380
好谢谢冬日

1871
01:23:31,380 --> 01:23:32,580
不要酱子关注

1872
01:23:32,580 --> 01:23:34,200
谢谢雅怡子的三个打call

1873
01:23:34,200 --> 01:23:34,920
谢谢比克拉

1874
01:23:34,920 --> 01:23:35,580
感谢支持

1875
01:23:35,580 --> 01:23:36,360
燕子的剧本

1876
01:23:36,360 --> 01:23:38,220
真的有没有可能是真的呀

1877
01:23:38,220 --> 01:23:39,840
主播的一切都很正常

1878
01:23:39,840 --> 01:23:41,220
没有剧本

1879
01:23:41,240 --> 01:23:43,280
天天就把这当成剧本来看

1880
01:23:43,280 --> 01:23:44,660
到剧本来看是乱的

1881
01:23:44,660 --> 01:23:45,800
但是到生活来看

1882
01:23:45,800 --> 01:23:52,370
就只能说生活确实是呃总是让人充满惊喜

1883
01:23:52,370 --> 01:23:55,120
我也不知道为啥这个剧本会这样

1884
01:23:56,660 --> 01:23:58,740
只能说随机应变了

1885
01:24:01,600 --> 01:24:04,740
主办我下个礼拜可能又吃不起饭了

1886
01:24:04,740 --> 01:24:06,720
竟然能v5138 上个舰嘛

1887
01:24:06,720 --> 01:24:08,020
这药太多了吧

1888
01:24:08,280 --> 01:24:10,020
哪有这多钱呢

1889
01:24:12,680 --> 01:24:14,920
你所热爱的就是你的生活

1890
01:24:14,920 --> 01:24:15,850
好像还没给

1891
01:24:15,850 --> 01:24:18,680
还没给妍妍妍妍上那个什么

1892
01:24:22,940 --> 01:24:24,760
好像还没给圆圆上上

1893
01:24:24,760 --> 01:24:25,440
那个

1894
01:24:28,400 --> 01:24:31,420
房管拿手机来弄一下

1895
01:24:40,380 --> 01:24:43,660
我所热爱的就是我的生活怎么了

1896
01:24:44,380 --> 01:24:47,340
不能不能不能是我的生活是吧

1897
01:24:53,480 --> 01:24:54,300
好

1898
01:24:57,680 --> 01:24:58,840
法官有啥用

1899
01:24:58,840 --> 01:25:01,660
我都不能禁言主播上一个嘛

1900
01:25:02,800 --> 01:25:05,040
你饿什么时候饿

1901
01:25:14,480 --> 01:25:15,580
我看一下大哥

1902
01:25:15,580 --> 01:25:17,440
我直播间设了什么屏蔽词啊

1903
01:25:17,440 --> 01:25:19,800
怎么怎么看直播间的屏蔽词啊

1904
01:25:24,700 --> 01:25:27,500
应该怎么看直播电视屏蔽起来

1905
01:25:37,460 --> 01:25:39,740
谢谢id风风的关注

1906
01:25:39,740 --> 01:25:45,860
禁言的隔壁有个房间设置在这个房间设置也不是那个什么呀

1907
01:25:45,860 --> 01:25:46,460
点举办

1908
01:25:46,460 --> 01:25:48,480
然后确定呃

1909
01:25:48,480 --> 01:25:52,400
呃这下不好说了

1910
01:25:59,120 --> 01:26:02,020
为什么我的禁言列表里有礼堂丁真啊

1911
01:26:02,020 --> 01:26:03,580
由天顶之星进来

1912
01:26:03,580 --> 01:26:06,940
你们在在放这个物镜的人的时候

1913
01:26:07,040 --> 01:26:10,900
都没有没有都没有人把它放出来吧

1914
01:26:10,900 --> 01:26:13,420
确定要撤销礼堂丁真的禁言吗

1915
01:26:13,420 --> 01:26:14,140
确定

1916
01:26:15,980 --> 01:26:18,180
怎么还有人禁言了

1917
01:26:24,180 --> 01:26:27,740
还在为提升业绩节约成本找办法

1918
01:26:27,740 --> 01:26:29,240
这都什么东西啊

1919
01:26:29,240 --> 01:26:30,620
奇怪了

1920
01:26:30,620 --> 01:26:33,040
燕子怎么了

1921
01:26:38,180 --> 01:26:44,010
我这屏蔽词都是啥呀啊这屏蔽词还挺挺挺安全的

1922
01:26:44,010 --> 01:26:45,480
屏蔽个老婆是吧

1923
01:26:45,480 --> 01:26:47,460
哈哈挺好的

1924
01:26:47,460 --> 01:26:49,440
这个直播间不许叫老婆

1925
01:26:49,460 --> 01:26:50,540
那是你进的

1926
01:26:50,540 --> 01:26:53,210
那不是我禁的天顶之星金的

1927
01:26:53,210 --> 01:26:54,140
那不是

1928
01:26:54,140 --> 01:26:55,840
那不是我进的

1929
01:26:56,840 --> 01:26:58,510
晚上好晚上好

1930
01:26:58,510 --> 01:27:02,520
那不是我这个怎么能对吧

1931
01:27:03,560 --> 01:27:05,240
这能怪我啊

1932
01:27:05,240 --> 01:27:06,680
这都能怪我

1933
01:27:07,820 --> 01:27:09,480
真的不好说了

1934
01:27:09,760 --> 01:27:12,460
谢谢三个up主的命的关注啊

1935
01:27:12,460 --> 01:27:13,660
感谢支持

1936
01:27:21,420 --> 01:27:23,480
小咪可以当我对象吗

1937
01:27:23,480 --> 01:27:24,440
给老子滚

1938
01:27:24,440 --> 01:27:28,400
能不能这个主播就进什么

1939
01:27:28,400 --> 01:27:30,620
然后就就就那个什么呀

1940
01:27:32,640 --> 01:27:33,440
进什么

1941
01:27:33,440 --> 01:27:35,900
然后然后然后你就偏要说什么

1942
01:27:35,900 --> 01:27:37,360
正常点啊

1943
01:27:38,840 --> 01:27:40,240
支持正义禁言

1944
01:27:40,240 --> 01:27:43,540
谁谁被禁了好多片哥呀

1945
01:27:43,540 --> 01:27:44,860
现在去四海上

1946
01:27:46,720 --> 01:27:50,670
你们不知道资源怎么来

1947
01:27:50,670 --> 01:27:55,940
你们就混入一个虚拟主播的这个这个这个房管位啊

1948
01:27:55,940 --> 01:27:56,900
给他上个提督

1949
01:27:56,900 --> 01:27:58,700
然后混到他房间的房管去

1950
01:27:58,700 --> 01:28:00,560
他那个房间的这个弹幕池

1951
01:28:00,560 --> 01:28:02,840
这个禁言的库里面去找啊

1952
01:28:02,840 --> 01:28:04,220
全是片哥哇

1953
01:28:04,220 --> 01:28:05,900
你两眼放光一看哎

1954
01:28:05,900 --> 01:28:06,920
这个也是片哥

1955
01:28:06,920 --> 01:28:08,120
什么看好看的

1956
01:28:08,120 --> 01:28:10,860
加我v什么什么什么那个也是片哥啊

1957
01:28:10,860 --> 01:28:12,270
什么刺激劲爆

1958
01:28:12,270 --> 01:28:14,580
午夜无人尽在叉叉叉

1959
01:28:14,580 --> 01:28:15,840
你两眼放光

1960
01:28:15,840 --> 01:28:18,020
你这些阶段得到了灵魂

1961
01:28:18,040 --> 01:28:18,700
你的归属啊

1962
01:28:18,700 --> 01:28:21,820
就在这个禁言管理这一方小小的世界里

1963
01:28:21,840 --> 01:28:25,020
你居然发现这么多好看的这个资源

1964
01:28:25,020 --> 01:28:29,640
然后你就挨个沿着这个禁言列表往下一个一个的添加微信

1965
01:28:29,640 --> 01:28:33,240
最后被骗了这个这个网恋被骗3000

1966
01:28:33,240 --> 01:28:34,980
这是可以说的吗

1967
01:28:38,560 --> 01:28:41,400
早该静静的叔叔呗

1968
01:28:41,400 --> 01:28:42,240
还能是

1969
01:28:44,040 --> 01:28:46,220
小米可以当我的压寨夫人

1970
01:28:46,220 --> 01:28:47,420
别恶心我好吧

1971
01:28:47,420 --> 01:28:48,020
别恶心

1972
01:28:48,020 --> 01:28:50,140
我为什么要找片哥

1973
01:28:50,140 --> 01:28:51,220
我自己不会是吧

1974
01:28:51,220 --> 01:28:54,100
那万一直播间大家有的时候就挺高能的

1975
01:28:54,100 --> 01:28:55,960
有的时候就有点小小滴呢

1976
01:28:55,960 --> 01:28:57,520
万一有的时候不会呢

1977
01:29:04,860 --> 01:29:07,100
还得先花个提督钱是吧

1978
01:29:07,100 --> 01:29:11,400
那这个是提督的这个这个附带的附带的东西

1979
01:29:11,400 --> 01:29:14,160
而不是说你为了他来搞这个

1980
01:29:14,160 --> 01:29:16,700
而是说你你附带的对吧

1981
01:29:16,760 --> 01:29:19,160
想想上虚拟主播的提督技能

1982
01:29:19,160 --> 01:29:20,940
获得一个食物等身抱枕

1983
01:29:20,960 --> 01:29:24,020
又能获得一个获得虚拟资源的这个房管位

1984
01:29:24,020 --> 01:29:28,820
意思是这个现实跟虚拟两者两种世界都当过大赢家了

1985
01:29:29,560 --> 01:29:31,460
我找不到的

1986
01:29:31,460 --> 01:29:33,440
只能说作为男人挺失败的

1987
01:29:33,440 --> 01:29:34,580
这不是很正常吗

1988
01:29:34,580 --> 01:29:36,320
总有人总有人不会找的

1989
01:29:36,320 --> 01:29:39,600
这个信息差就是最值钱的东西啊

1990
01:29:39,600 --> 01:29:41,260
总有人不会的对吧

1991
01:29:41,260 --> 01:29:45,880
要不然国内那种什么专为在美华人提供的那种乱七八糟的网站

1992
01:29:45,880 --> 01:29:47,200
怎么能盈利呢

1993
01:29:49,600 --> 01:29:52,140
如果评价你刚刚爆心滑下去了

1994
01:29:52,140 --> 01:29:53,480
刚好听到骂

1995
01:29:54,500 --> 01:29:55,660
这不是我呀

1996
01:29:55,660 --> 01:29:56,980
跟我有什么关系啊

1997
01:29:56,980 --> 01:29:58,300
你听别的妹妹骂

1998
01:29:58,300 --> 01:30:01,100
这个又不是我吃饭

1999
01:30:01,220 --> 01:30:02,600
还有人不会找

2000
01:30:02,600 --> 01:30:04,660
总有人用完了就删

2001
01:30:04,920 --> 01:30:05,760
你好懂啊

2002
01:30:05,760 --> 01:30:07,440
那我当然很懂啊

2003
01:30:07,440 --> 01:30:08,420
哼

2004
01:30:10,580 --> 01:30:12,220
那种不是靠广告

2005
01:30:12,220 --> 01:30:13,420
有什么我不知道呀

2006
01:30:13,420 --> 01:30:15,100
我前两天上电影课

2007
01:30:15,100 --> 01:30:20,160
要看一个国内没有引进的一个一个一个这个外国的片子

2008
01:30:20,160 --> 01:30:21,600
然后我就去搜了一下

2009
01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:25,580
这个结果全都是那种什么什么澳门美女荷官

2010
01:30:25,580 --> 01:30:27,740
要么就是那种色情广告

2011
01:30:27,740 --> 01:30:30,320
我都不好意思放在屏幕上跟大家一起看

2012
01:30:30,320 --> 01:30:31,980
本来是打算跟大家一起看的

2013
01:30:31,980 --> 01:30:33,420
全都是那种广告

2014
01:30:33,420 --> 01:30:35,130
你说你叫我怎么看嘛

2015
01:30:35,130 --> 01:30:36,330
这我怎么看嘛

2016
01:30:36,330 --> 01:30:37,120
对吧

2017
01:30:38,480 --> 01:30:40,180
看了会出问题的呀

2018
01:30:40,180 --> 01:30:42,540
这直播超管就会把我拿下了

2019
01:30:42,800 --> 01:30:45,980
那你喜欢我不喜欢看这些东西啊

2020
01:30:45,980 --> 01:30:49,460
我只是为了研究这个果然的心理啊

2021
01:30:49,460 --> 01:30:51,760
我不喜欢看这些东西的

2022
01:30:52,960 --> 01:30:57,860
来点来点有什么好玩的

2023
01:30:58,700 --> 01:31:03,200
你不会是连资源都要找女主播要的废物吧

2024
01:31:03,600 --> 01:31:05,880
那还真是有够可笑的

2025
01:31:11,860 --> 01:31:13,720
呃呃呃什么哥

2026
01:31:13,720 --> 01:31:15,360
欢迎您生日的初见

2027
01:31:16,200 --> 01:31:18,290
嘴上说不喜欢看

2028
01:31:18,290 --> 01:31:19,700
私下里没少看吧

2029
01:31:19,700 --> 01:31:20,960
你这个都要结婚了

2030
01:31:20,960 --> 01:31:23,460
但是但是这个跟我讨论这些东西

2031
01:31:23,460 --> 01:31:24,660
你不觉得不合适吗

2032
01:31:24,660 --> 01:31:27,960
给老子爬口嫌体正直是吧

2033
01:31:27,960 --> 01:31:29,370
你喜欢看萝莉

2034
01:31:29,370 --> 01:31:30,480
喜欢看萝莉的人

2035
01:31:30,480 --> 01:31:35,660
意思是这个心里都有一种不能喜欢看萝莉啊

2036
01:31:35,660 --> 01:31:36,230
好吧

2037
01:31:36,230 --> 01:31:38,870
喜欢看萝莉是违法的

2038
01:31:38,870 --> 01:31:40,340
是违法的

2039
01:31:43,060 --> 01:31:45,000
这个世界上总要有废物

2040
01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:46,200
为什么不能是你呢

2041
01:31:46,200 --> 01:31:47,400
燕子在骂点

2042
01:31:47,400 --> 01:31:50,400
真的是就应了应了你的那个什么

2043
01:31:53,100 --> 01:31:56,180
对于抖m真的是不知道该怎么去攻击的

2044
01:31:56,180 --> 01:31:56,900
你说骂他吧

2045
01:31:56,900 --> 01:31:57,980
他反而觉得高兴

2046
01:31:57,980 --> 01:32:00,320
然后我反而会觉得哎呀亏了

2047
01:32:00,320 --> 01:32:07,840
但是占便宜的感觉只能说这个精神胜利到什么时候都是都是嗯

2048
01:32:08,580 --> 01:32:10,880
这是尾巴会转的那只猫猫吗

2049
01:32:10,880 --> 01:32:16,670
是啊昨天在v8 看到有人评价我说这个呃经常往这个屏幕上写

2050
01:32:16,670 --> 01:32:20,100
经常往标题里写什么尾巴很大的猫

2051
01:32:20,100 --> 01:32:21,060
然后点进去一看

2052
01:32:21,060 --> 01:32:23,760
我的尾巴还没有他的麦克风大

2053
01:32:23,760 --> 01:32:26,900
但是我的这个尾巴食物有70cm那么长

2054
01:32:26,920 --> 01:32:28,180
这个这位吧友啊

2055
01:32:28,180 --> 01:32:30,520
如果你这个现在在看我的直播

2056
01:32:30,520 --> 01:32:31,780
可不可以私信我一下

2057
01:32:31,780 --> 01:32:35,980
你你的这个这个引以为傲的70米的麦克风长什么样

2058
01:32:35,980 --> 01:32:37,300
最好边上弄一个尺子

2059
01:32:37,300 --> 01:32:38,580
我真的很好奇

2060
01:32:38,600 --> 01:32:41,660
虽然我对这种事情没有什么关注点啊

2061
01:32:41,660 --> 01:32:46,920
但是你的一言一行真的很吸引我的这个这个这个注意力呀

2062
01:32:46,920 --> 01:32:50,240
我是非常想知道这个相关的事情了

2063
01:32:50,860 --> 01:32:52,200
能不能细说一下

2064
01:32:52,200 --> 01:32:57,060
这个我的尾巴没有你的麦克风大的这个这个这件事情了

2065
01:32:57,320 --> 01:32:58,580
看看你的对啊

2066
01:32:58,580 --> 01:32:59,720
看看看看你的

2067
01:32:59,720 --> 01:33:00,920
看看你的

2068
01:33:03,020 --> 01:33:05,380
我的这个尾巴我给大家宣传一下

2069
01:33:05,380 --> 01:33:09,940
上提督可以送的这个这个这个这个尾巴抱枕逆行的

2070
01:33:09,940 --> 01:33:11,220
但是有白边啊

2071
01:33:11,720 --> 01:33:13,310
这是一条尾巴

2072
01:33:13,310 --> 01:33:15,050
直的像棍一样

2073
01:33:15,050 --> 01:33:16,300
70cm长

2074
01:33:22,480 --> 01:33:26,730
哼哼他不得有1米

2075
01:33:26,730 --> 01:33:28,620
它的我也不知道了

2076
01:33:28,620 --> 01:33:32,460
可能它它的物种就会出现一些小问题吧

2077
01:33:32,460 --> 01:33:34,400
那也不太清楚呀

2078
01:33:36,180 --> 01:33:39,260
打个贴贴法棍是吧

2079
01:33:39,260 --> 01:33:40,580
真的真有趣的灵敏

2080
01:33:40,580 --> 01:33:41,580
我真没办

2081
01:33:42,620 --> 01:33:44,110
有印花的啊

2082
01:33:44,110 --> 01:33:45,640
怎么能叫法棍呢

2083
01:33:45,640 --> 01:33:47,980
有印花的可以拿来打人的

2084
01:33:50,820 --> 01:33:52,960
不信的话可以试试

2085
01:33:53,680 --> 01:33:54,840
我去吃东西

2086
01:33:54,840 --> 01:33:55,800
吃完睡觉了

2087
01:33:55,800 --> 01:33:56,850
你吃什么

2088
01:33:56,850 --> 01:33:58,020
你吃什么

2089
01:33:58,620 --> 01:34:00,240
鸭子掏出来

2090
01:34:00,240 --> 01:34:03,220
我从我的裙子下面掏出来哇

2091
01:34:03,300 --> 01:34:05,490
这个掏出我的大茄子

2092
01:34:05,490 --> 01:34:08,340
然后然后给大家狠狠的转上三圈

2093
01:34:08,340 --> 01:34:11,850
周围的浦西男都惊呆了啊

2094
01:34:11,850 --> 01:34:14,320
然后快进到我去

2095
01:34:14,560 --> 01:34:17,230
哎这是能说的吗

2096
01:34:17,230 --> 01:34:19,040
这个不知道呀

2097
01:34:19,120 --> 01:34:22,240
从我的裙子下面掏出我的这个这个尾巴

2098
01:34:22,240 --> 01:34:24,880
然后周围的普吉他都惊呆了

2099
01:34:29,680 --> 01:34:30,840
这是能说的话

2100
01:34:30,840 --> 01:34:37,180
你们关键是今天真看到真看到有人说我天天贴一个这个这个尾巴很大

2101
01:34:37,180 --> 01:34:38,260
贴在标题上

2102
01:34:38,260 --> 01:34:43,060
然后结果结果他没有他的他他的他的他的麦克风大

2103
01:34:43,060 --> 01:34:51,220
我都在想这个人人类人类是可以有这种这种嗯对吗

2104
01:34:52,000 --> 01:34:53,960
爱了无法如愿

2105
01:34:53,980 --> 01:34:57,100
那如月老师已经放弃我了

2106
01:34:57,100 --> 01:34:59,260
你爱的是没有用的

2107
01:34:59,260 --> 01:35:00,580
你叫破了喉咙

2108
01:35:00,580 --> 01:35:03,500
如业老师也不会来救我的

2109
01:35:03,720 --> 01:35:05,520
这下真要俯角如烟了

2110
01:35:05,520 --> 01:35:07,760
我喜欢迎悠久的李莲娜啊

2111
01:35:08,160 --> 01:35:10,140
小虫舰长掉了

2112
01:35:10,140 --> 01:35:11,220
不骗一下吗

2113
01:35:11,220 --> 01:35:14,380
骗自己妈妈是不是不太好啊对吧

2114
01:35:14,540 --> 01:35:17,540
这g n高呢也许是跟屏幕比的

2115
01:35:17,540 --> 01:35:20,180
那这个按照屏幕的长宽比例来说

2116
01:35:20,180 --> 01:35:22,540
你如果用手机横屏来看直播

2117
01:35:22,560 --> 01:35:24,840
就不讨论竖屏小窗看直播

2118
01:35:24,840 --> 01:35:26,280
横屏来看直播的话

2119
01:35:26,280 --> 01:35:28,300
那就是什么呢

2120
01:35:28,300 --> 01:35:30,640
一个手机大概有7cm宽吧

2121
01:35:30,640 --> 01:35:32,200
按照这个屏幕占比来说

2122
01:35:32,200 --> 01:35:34,880
我这个尾巴应该在3cm到4cm之间

2123
01:35:34,880 --> 01:35:38,740
那这样这个它它的麦克风比这个尾巴要大的话

2124
01:35:38,760 --> 01:35:41,760
应该应该也是情有可原的

2125
01:35:41,760 --> 01:35:44,520
因为毕竟已经不能更小了

2126
01:35:44,520 --> 01:35:45,080
对

2127
01:35:47,340 --> 01:35:49,600
有没有可能他说的是这个呀

2128
01:35:53,540 --> 01:35:55,260
就我看过很多

2129
01:35:57,400 --> 01:36:02,590
哎我在我在爷爷那儿磨了一个水晶球

2130
01:36:02,590 --> 01:36:03,760
哈哈哈

2131
01:36:12,320 --> 01:36:15,380
我太爷爷就忙了一个水晶球

2132
01:36:16,400 --> 01:36:20,380
我在我在我在我榜一直播间忙了一个水晶球

2133
01:36:26,380 --> 01:36:27,480
笑死了

2134
01:36:27,480 --> 01:36:29,880
我第一次这辈子第一次玩到星月

2135
01:36:29,880 --> 01:36:31,580
神经强啊

2136
01:36:31,620 --> 01:36:33,900
开心也不再是北鄙了

2137
01:36:33,900 --> 01:36:36,780
高兴高兴没有呀

2138
01:36:36,780 --> 01:36:39,120
我看这个这个这个手机没锁屏

2139
01:36:39,120 --> 01:36:39,960
放在边上了

2140
01:36:39,960 --> 01:36:42,380
我看这个屏幕上有个弹窗嘛

2141
01:36:43,200 --> 01:36:45,110
我看屏幕上有个弹窗

2142
01:36:45,110 --> 01:36:46,940
我一开始应援发的红包

2143
01:36:46,940 --> 01:36:48,080
我想着点一下嘛

2144
01:36:48,080 --> 01:36:48,560
点一下

2145
01:36:48,560 --> 01:36:49,940
结果玩到一个球

2146
01:36:49,960 --> 01:36:53,950
哈哈点一下玩1年新月水晶球不要钱

2147
01:36:53,950 --> 01:36:57,940
哈哈谢谢紫霞的这个好累啊

2148
01:36:57,940 --> 01:36:58,540
非常感谢

2149
01:36:58,540 --> 01:37:00,040
让我毛走了是呀

2150
01:37:00,040 --> 01:37:01,600
欢迎梦梦是呀

2151
01:37:01,600 --> 01:37:02,860
让我毛走了

2152
01:37:02,860 --> 01:37:05,200
哈哈开心

2153
01:37:06,840 --> 01:37:08,660
怎么还能让眉笔猫的

2154
01:37:08,660 --> 01:37:10,040
那你这不好说呀

2155
01:37:10,040 --> 01:37:12,560
说明我是幸运的人对吧

2156
01:37:12,620 --> 01:37:15,800
这是这是这是幸运的人好吧

2157
01:37:15,800 --> 01:37:17,680
真下头哈哈哈

2158
01:37:17,820 --> 01:37:22,800
我好高兴哈哈笑死

2159
01:37:25,580 --> 01:37:26,320
别尬

2160
01:37:26,320 --> 01:37:29,260
黑214住着对2141直都住着

2161
01:37:29,260 --> 01:37:30,340
国女真下头

2162
01:37:30,340 --> 01:37:32,440
那我第一次抽到这么大的奖啦

2163
01:37:32,440 --> 01:37:35,480
这怎么能第一次抽到这大奖

2164
01:37:35,480 --> 01:37:36,520
有问题吗

2165
01:37:39,180 --> 01:37:43,640
还是你的笑容最可爱

2166
01:37:43,640 --> 01:37:49,060
兔子在发烧边和一只柴杨梅

2167
01:37:49,060 --> 01:37:49,600
石榴

2168
01:37:49,600 --> 01:37:53,900
千万种姿态随便掉

2169
01:37:53,900 --> 01:37:54,200
闹

2170
01:37:54,200 --> 01:37:57,260
闹到我醒来

2171
01:37:57,260 --> 01:38:01,130
还是你的笑容最可爱

2172
01:38:01,130 --> 01:38:03,260
嘿嘿开心了

2173
01:38:03,260 --> 01:38:05,820
我直接想开始唱歌

2174
01:38:05,820 --> 01:38:08,100
主播把我们的球毛走了

2175
01:38:08,100 --> 01:38:09,980
谁毛走你们的球啊

2176
01:38:10,960 --> 01:38:12,090
没有啊

2177
01:38:12,090 --> 01:38:13,200
我一直在这转

2178
01:38:13,200 --> 01:38:13,680
214

2179
01:38:13,680 --> 01:38:15,500
一直坐在这儿啊对吧

2180
01:38:22,940 --> 01:38:25,100
哇哇哇哇哇

2181
01:38:25,100 --> 01:38:27,350
数鸭子被猫叼跑了

2182
01:38:27,350 --> 01:38:28,520
嗯没有吧

2183
01:38:28,520 --> 01:38:30,170
有这么夸张

2184
01:38:30,170 --> 01:38:32,180
没有这么夸张吧

2185
01:38:38,580 --> 01:38:40,040
想想啊

2186
01:38:40,040 --> 01:38:41,480
唱唱歌

2187
01:38:41,480 --> 01:38:42,680
但是没有bgm

2188
01:38:42,680 --> 01:38:43,400
好烦呐

2189
01:38:43,400 --> 01:38:44,680
我想唱歌

2190
01:38:47,280 --> 01:38:48,100
啊

2191
01:38:49,920 --> 01:38:53,060
我看着两个直播还在视频

2192
01:38:53,060 --> 01:38:57,400
三线程不是你是怎么做到三线程的呀

2193
01:38:58,540 --> 01:39:00,200
你怎么做到的

2194
01:39:02,780 --> 01:39:07,200
哼哼哼

2195
01:39:08,840 --> 01:39:11,080
唱没有bgm

2196
01:39:11,080 --> 01:39:12,640
他这个不给我不给我

2197
01:39:12,640 --> 01:39:13,660
不给我换掉

2198
01:39:13,660 --> 01:39:14,860
我就很烦

2199
01:39:15,240 --> 01:39:16,860
因为他不给我换

2200
01:39:16,860 --> 01:39:18,570
不给我弄那个声卡

2201
01:39:18,570 --> 01:39:19,680
我去问他修

2202
01:39:19,680 --> 01:39:21,020
他也不给我修

2203
01:39:22,220 --> 01:39:25,300
这就是弟弟以主播的英文理解

2204
01:39:25,300 --> 01:39:26,440
有没有bgm

2205
01:39:26,440 --> 01:39:27,520
差不多

2206
01:39:27,880 --> 01:39:28,780
真的吗

2207
01:39:28,780 --> 01:39:31,900
我已经有这么高的音乐造纸了呀

2208
01:39:32,220 --> 01:39:33,720
听到你认可我

2209
01:39:33,720 --> 01:39:35,500
我真的好高兴

2210
01:39:35,520 --> 01:39:37,260
山县城不会串台吗

2211
01:39:37,260 --> 01:39:39,480
万一这三个人都在唱歌怎么办啊

2212
01:39:39,480 --> 01:39:40,650
一个在唱抒情

2213
01:39:40,650 --> 01:39:42,880
一个在唱这个这个摇滚

2214
01:39:42,880 --> 01:39:44,290
另一个在唱英文

2215
01:39:44,290 --> 01:39:45,460
那怎么办呀

2216
01:39:45,460 --> 01:39:47,380
你三个歌一起听吗

2217
01:39:47,380 --> 01:39:48,480
换成水饺

2218
01:39:50,420 --> 01:39:51,700
我不知道呀

2219
01:39:51,700 --> 01:39:53,530
这个传话不要传啊

2220
01:39:53,530 --> 01:39:58,540
这个他们他们团建玩他们的这个这个我我我播我的传话

2221
01:39:58,540 --> 01:40:03,400
不要传哪正义

2222
01:40:03,420 --> 01:40:09,600
你觉得这个这个你会把造诣这两个字打到屏幕上之后

2223
01:40:09,600 --> 01:40:12,060
就说明我调到了好吧

2224
01:40:12,920 --> 01:40:14,800
怎么可能主播在钓鱼啊

2225
01:40:14,800 --> 01:40:15,760
剪视频的话

2226
01:40:15,760 --> 01:40:17,740
我提前在视频里标记好了

2227
01:40:17,740 --> 01:40:18,880
你标了是吗

2228
01:40:18,880 --> 01:40:21,580
你你你你标了今天的内容吗

2229
01:40:22,220 --> 01:40:24,400
等我喝一口啊

2230
01:40:30,200 --> 01:40:33,170
就喝一口

2231
01:40:33,170 --> 01:40:35,120
咱还是太纯良了

2232
01:40:35,120 --> 01:40:37,500
这早都知道了呀

2233
01:40:37,500 --> 01:40:40,560
这也不是第一次主播念念造纸了

2234
01:40:40,560 --> 01:40:41,340
就这么念

2235
01:40:41,340 --> 01:40:42,480
有什么不好的吧

2236
01:40:42,480 --> 01:40:48,220
笨笨的呆呆的不是更符合这个虚拟主播现在的样子吧对吧

2237
01:40:48,640 --> 01:40:53,370
还是你的笑容最可爱

2238
01:40:53,500 --> 01:41:00,070
拖着沙发上边一直在谢谢天使的红包

2239
01:41:00,070 --> 01:41:01,420
感谢支持红豆

2240
01:41:01,420 --> 01:41:02,320
你的爱豆

2241
01:41:02,340 --> 01:41:04,920
你是一分钟进50个直播间的弟弟

2242
01:41:04,920 --> 01:41:09,700
那你还有呃5/6秒的时间啊

2243
01:41:09,700 --> 01:41:12,220
6/5秒的时间给我发了一条弹幕啊

2244
01:41:12,220 --> 01:41:13,060
谢谢你啊

2245
01:41:13,060 --> 01:41:15,040
明天一来一回坐12小时

2246
01:41:15,040 --> 01:41:16,030
可辛苦啦

2247
01:41:16,030 --> 01:41:18,560
不是大家明天有事情都顺利呢

2248
01:41:18,560 --> 01:41:19,910
晚安老板娘

2249
01:41:19,910 --> 01:41:22,340
我就是笨笨的呆呆的造纸

2250
01:41:22,340 --> 01:41:24,350
你们也下了

2251
01:41:24,350 --> 01:41:26,600
现在没有50个人直播了

2252
01:41:26,600 --> 01:41:27,440
怎么没有啊

2253
01:41:27,440 --> 01:41:30,380
大半夜的大半夜没有50个人直播是吧

2254
01:41:31,480 --> 01:41:37,350
哼还是你的笑容最可爱

2255
01:41:37,350 --> 01:41:39,330
拖着才发笑

2256
01:41:39,330 --> 01:41:46,680
边一直踩杨梅是有千万种姿态

2257
01:41:46,820 --> 01:41:48,950
偏偏闹闹闹的

2258
01:41:48,950 --> 01:41:50,800
我醒来

2259
01:41:51,500 --> 01:41:53,140
主播喜欢造纸

2260
01:41:53,140 --> 01:41:54,640
主播没有牛牛

2261
01:41:54,640 --> 01:41:56,160
有牛蛙牛蛙

2262
01:41:56,840 --> 01:41:58,660
谢谢天使的泡泡糖

2263
01:41:58,660 --> 01:41:59,380
感谢支持

2264
01:41:59,380 --> 01:42:01,360
希望你对你的考试真的态度

2265
01:42:01,360 --> 01:42:02,320
我要下班了

2266
01:42:02,320 --> 01:42:03,640
我要下班了

2267
01:42:03,680 --> 01:42:05,140
我要下班啦

2268
01:42:05,140 --> 01:42:07,330
问问这个有缘再见

2269
01:42:07,330 --> 01:42:10,120
后会有期这个我我不想直播了

2270
01:42:10,120 --> 01:42:12,240
我要走了再见

2271
01:42:13,980 --> 01:42:16,040
谢谢o t s牛哇牛哇

2272
01:42:16,040 --> 01:42:16,880
感谢支持

2273
01:42:16,880 --> 01:42:18,740
你看这不是有牛肉的吗

2274
01:42:22,260 --> 01:42:28,100
主播今天的人气掉到一个比较正常的一个一个一个一个趋势范围内的

2275
01:42:28,120 --> 01:42:31,240
但是预计三天之后又会又会开始暴涨

2276
01:42:31,240 --> 01:42:33,310
这两天要抓紧时间

2277
01:42:33,310 --> 01:42:35,320
然后看有人有人进场

2278
01:42:35,320 --> 01:42:36,760
我就我就那什么下班了

2279
01:42:36,760 --> 01:42:37,690
没没没没有

2280
01:42:37,690 --> 01:42:39,400
他说我考试的事情

2281
01:42:39,400 --> 01:42:41,380
然后我才我才说下班的

2282
01:42:41,480 --> 01:42:43,580
每天都要嘴唱戒烟

2283
01:42:43,580 --> 01:42:44,300
很累的呀

2284
01:42:44,300 --> 01:42:46,020
多播一会儿就多播一会儿嘛

2285
01:42:46,600 --> 01:42:48,760
你把你的牛牛给主办了

2286
01:42:48,760 --> 01:42:51,100
我不要我不要你把你收款码发给我

2287
01:42:51,100 --> 01:42:52,240
我发给你一毛钱

2288
01:42:52,240 --> 01:42:54,040
这个我不要你的牛牛啊

2289
01:42:54,040 --> 01:42:55,480
我不缺牛牛

2290
01:42:55,500 --> 01:42:56,280
我不缺

2291
01:42:56,280 --> 01:42:59,170
这个还是d的不够多

2292
01:42:59,170 --> 01:43:00,580
你低那么多

2293
01:43:00,580 --> 01:43:02,500
那哪里是你的家呢

2294
01:43:02,660 --> 01:43:03,740
你爹那么多

2295
01:43:03,740 --> 01:43:04,760
哪里是你的家

2296
01:43:04,760 --> 01:43:05,900
你救救烟

2297
01:43:05,900 --> 01:43:06,200
烟

2298
01:43:06,200 --> 01:43:07,560
不可以救救我

2299
01:43:07,860 --> 01:43:09,240
你啥时候考试

2300
01:43:09,240 --> 01:43:11,120
我10号就考了

2301
01:43:11,980 --> 01:43:14,760
所以等一下到两个小时左右

2302
01:43:14,760 --> 01:43:15,840
我就要下了

2303
01:43:15,840 --> 01:43:16,800
看看你的

2304
01:43:16,800 --> 01:43:17,580
我没有啊

2305
01:43:17,580 --> 01:43:18,980
我没有这种东西

2306
01:43:19,340 --> 01:43:22,360
到到两点多左右我就要下了

2307
01:43:25,380 --> 01:43:27,580
四海为家都来了

2308
01:43:35,880 --> 01:43:40,100
是你的笑容最可爱

2309
01:43:40,100 --> 01:43:41,810
多来两个

2310
01:43:41,810 --> 01:43:44,570
谢小星星

2311
01:43:44,570 --> 01:43:45,680
不缺牛肉是吧

2312
01:43:45,680 --> 01:43:46,940
我不需要这种东西啊

2313
01:43:46,940 --> 01:43:48,500
我是一个美少女

2314
01:43:48,500 --> 01:43:52,140
美少女是不需要有自己身上不存在的东西的

2315
01:43:52,160 --> 01:43:56,300
谢谢红包的粉丝还是应该照晚上好呀

2316
01:43:56,300 --> 01:43:57,820
空腹吃饭ok吗

2317
01:43:58,140 --> 01:43:59,940
生活早就恢复了

2318
01:43:59,940 --> 01:44:02,490
那天直播直播到一半就恢复了

2319
01:44:02,490 --> 01:44:04,020
谢谢小鱼的打call

2320
01:44:04,020 --> 01:44:05,460
谢谢天使的打call

2321
01:44:05,460 --> 01:44:06,600
谢谢天琪的爱了

2322
01:44:06,600 --> 01:44:10,360
爱了哈呀哈哼

2323
01:44:13,260 --> 01:44:17,180
当月光洒在我的脸上

2324
01:44:17,180 --> 01:44:21,240
我想我就快变了模样

2325
01:44:21,340 --> 01:44:24,880
有一种叫做撕心裂肺的汤

2326
01:44:25,900 --> 01:44:29,160
喝了它有神奇的力量

2327
01:44:30,140 --> 01:44:33,340
闭上眼看见天堂

2328
01:44:33,340 --> 01:44:36,840
那是藏着你笑的地方

2329
01:44:37,780 --> 01:44:41,280
我躲开无数个猎人的枪

2330
01:44:42,300 --> 01:44:43,500
赶走坟墓

2331
01:44:43,500 --> 01:44:45,560
爬出的忧伤

2332
01:44:46,980 --> 01:44:48,470
为了你

2333
01:44:48,470 --> 01:44:51,200
我变成狼人模样

2334
01:44:51,200 --> 01:44:55,300
为了你染上了疯狂

2335
01:44:55,900 --> 01:44:57,630
为了你

2336
01:44:57,630 --> 01:45:00,640
我穿上厚厚的伪装

2337
01:45:00,660 --> 01:45:03,800
为了你换了心肠

2338
01:45:05,020 --> 01:45:08,520
我们还能不能再见面

2339
01:45:08,520 --> 01:45:12,940
我在佛前苦苦求了几千年

2340
01:45:12,940 --> 01:45:17,410
愿意用几世换我们一世情缘

2341
01:45:17,410 --> 01:45:21,470
希望可以感动香甜

2342
01:45:21,540 --> 01:45:26,730
我们还能不能能不能再见面啊

2343
01:45:26,730 --> 01:45:30,140
什么情况没没没没没没什么情况

2344
01:45:30,140 --> 01:45:31,610
就想混个歌

2345
01:45:31,610 --> 01:45:39,120
突然想起来这个我在佛前苦苦求了几千年

2346
01:45:39,140 --> 01:45:43,610
当我在踏过这条奈何桥之前

2347
01:45:43,610 --> 01:45:47,140
让我再吻一吻你的脸

2348
01:45:48,720 --> 01:45:51,660
就忽然想到嘉乐的那个歌了

2349
01:45:51,720 --> 01:45:54,540
哎呀每天说上播要摆烂

2350
01:45:54,540 --> 01:45:55,200
要没有活

2351
01:45:55,200 --> 01:45:55,980
又不聊天

2352
01:45:55,980 --> 01:45:56,800
要学习

2353
01:45:56,800 --> 01:46:02,860
结果每天每天都嗯都是没忍住跟你们聊天

2354
01:46:02,860 --> 01:46:05,160
主播的自制力太差了

2355
01:46:06,980 --> 01:46:08,680
你确定这是一首歌

2356
01:46:08,680 --> 01:46:09,340
那肯定啊

2357
01:46:09,340 --> 01:46:10,600
我的难听怎么发出去

2358
01:46:10,600 --> 01:46:11,020
难听

2359
01:46:11,020 --> 01:46:12,040
不带屏蔽词典啊

2360
01:46:12,040 --> 01:46:16,120
主播的这个屏蔽词里面没有难听这两个字

2361
01:46:16,120 --> 01:46:19,060
嗯这个可以找房管看一眼啊

2362
01:46:19,060 --> 01:46:20,400
让房管做成

2363
01:46:24,160 --> 01:46:26,100
所以我啥时候开始学习

2364
01:46:26,100 --> 01:46:28,530
我可以现在开始啊

2365
01:46:28,530 --> 01:46:30,820
啊什么时候好了

2366
01:46:31,400 --> 01:46:32,930
这什么声音啊

2367
01:46:32,930 --> 01:46:34,760
感觉好难看下去

2368
01:46:34,760 --> 01:46:35,760
不

2369
01:46:36,340 --> 01:46:39,600
为什么我电脑自己开始发出声音呢

2370
01:46:40,860 --> 01:46:42,560
咱也是每天说挂着

2371
01:46:42,560 --> 01:46:43,100
然后学习

2372
01:46:43,100 --> 01:46:44,660
结果每天都在这互动

2373
01:46:44,660 --> 01:46:46,120
这什么声音啊

2374
01:46:47,360 --> 01:46:49,080
好奇怪呀

2375
01:46:54,700 --> 01:47:00,870
刚才好像是开了一个哔哩哔哩的什么什么活动的内容

2376
01:47:00,870 --> 01:47:03,780
然后他自己删了一个视频

2377
01:47:03,980 --> 01:47:05,900
我没有在偷偷看东西

2378
01:47:05,900 --> 01:47:07,520
是刚才他给我弹窗

2379
01:47:07,520 --> 01:47:08,360
我点了一下

2380
01:47:08,360 --> 01:47:12,460
他自己都弹出来一个很奇怪的

2381
01:47:16,660 --> 01:47:17,280
嗯

2382
01:47:25,020 --> 01:47:27,760
边播边地没有在地底

2383
01:47:27,940 --> 01:47:31,120
你们也太低估我了

2384
01:47:31,120 --> 01:47:33,760
边播边地怎么可能露出来

2385
01:47:33,760 --> 01:47:36,860
这种这种生意让你们发现呢

2386
01:47:36,880 --> 01:47:38,950
谢谢天使的红包

2387
01:47:38,950 --> 01:47:40,180
晚安娜女神

2388
01:47:40,180 --> 01:47:42,260
我要是你早点休息哦

2389
01:47:42,280 --> 01:47:43,660
谢谢蓝小的牛蛙

2390
01:47:43,660 --> 01:47:45,460
谢谢萝卜的打call谢顶

2391
01:47:45,460 --> 01:47:48,580
真的牛蛙牛蛙主播今天是不是又没换主板

2392
01:47:48,580 --> 01:47:49,720
对的对的啊

2393
01:47:49,720 --> 01:47:53,030
不对不对对的对的不对不对不对

2394
01:47:53,030 --> 01:47:54,220
对的对的

2395
01:47:57,620 --> 01:48:02,660
我们还能不能能不不能再见面

2396
01:48:02,660 --> 01:48:07,940
我在佛前苦苦求了几千年

2397
01:48:08,200 --> 01:48:13,360
愿意用几世换我们一世情缘

2398
01:48:13,360 --> 01:48:17,820
希望可以感动上天

2399
01:48:18,880 --> 01:48:20,820
什么虚拟去带家伟

2400
01:48:20,820 --> 01:48:22,740
我在看东西的家人们

2401
01:48:22,740 --> 01:48:25,180
现在弹幕可能活的不及时啊

2402
01:48:25,320 --> 01:48:26,970
在看书了

2403
01:48:26,970 --> 01:48:29,850
其他直播间都是主播乳舰长

2404
01:48:29,850 --> 01:48:31,560
这我包容他们吧

2405
01:48:31,560 --> 01:48:34,140
让他们欺负欺负我又没什么的

2406
01:48:34,180 --> 01:48:37,420
反正我该欺负的时候肯定会欺负回来的

2407
01:48:37,500 --> 01:48:39,060
这是月光石井

2408
01:48:39,060 --> 01:48:41,100
能用外星视为天然打开性

2409
01:48:41,100 --> 01:48:42,630
不以忘里的安乐

2410
01:48:42,630 --> 01:48:43,800
来听下这

2411
01:48:43,820 --> 01:48:45,680
你的尾巴上过大学吗

2412
01:48:45,680 --> 01:48:46,700
我的尾巴上过大学

2413
01:48:46,700 --> 01:48:48,820
我就让他去带我考试了

2414
01:48:49,360 --> 01:48:52,280
我还至于像现在一样狼狈不堪吗

2415
01:48:52,560 --> 01:48:54,720
白字不懂燕子攻击

2416
01:48:54,720 --> 01:48:55,680
请递了几年

2417
01:48:55,680 --> 01:48:57,460
其实没活挺好的

2418
01:49:18,820 --> 01:49:22,680
你这是山东猫还是荷兰猫

2419
01:49:22,680 --> 01:49:23,340
没有呀

2420
01:49:23,340 --> 01:49:24,020
没有

2421
01:49:24,020 --> 01:49:25,580
不是这两个地方的

2422
01:49:25,580 --> 01:49:26,540
我是东北人

2423
01:49:26,540 --> 01:49:28,040
茂茂冬雨

2424
01:49:28,040 --> 01:49:29,220
你回来啦

2425
01:49:29,380 --> 01:49:30,700
你睡醒了

2426
01:49:30,700 --> 01:49:33,140
你今天不是说要睡觉的吗

2427
01:49:38,540 --> 01:49:40,900
燕子你欺负我吧

2428
01:49:40,900 --> 01:49:42,420
美得你

2429
01:49:51,040 --> 01:49:52,560
难得有团建

2430
01:49:52,560 --> 01:49:56,140
嘿嘿有人在那个tp去艾特文静

2431
01:49:56,140 --> 01:49:57,460
别艾特文静啊

2432
01:49:57,460 --> 01:49:58,960
别别我学的不像了

2433
01:49:58,960 --> 01:50:00,040
我自己去听了一下

2434
01:50:00,040 --> 01:50:01,400
其实不像的

2435
01:50:01,600 --> 01:50:03,550
纯引流狗罢了

2436
01:50:03,550 --> 01:50:05,980
东北咋还唱出了奇怪的味道

2437
01:50:05,980 --> 01:50:09,240
那这个出门在外多年呢

2438
01:50:09,240 --> 01:50:12,660
可能就会涉及到一些其他的问题啊

2439
01:50:12,660 --> 01:50:13,560
主播在看什么

2440
01:50:13,560 --> 01:50:15,280
我肯定在看ppt啊

2441
01:50:16,640 --> 01:50:17,740
先不睡觉

2442
01:50:17,740 --> 01:50:19,060
反正隔离也没事干

2443
01:50:19,060 --> 01:50:20,380
我隔壁就不睡觉了

2444
01:50:20,380 --> 01:50:22,810
不能不能搞个生物钟啊东西

2445
01:50:22,810 --> 01:50:24,880
那你学习一定很好吧

2446
01:50:24,880 --> 01:50:28,000
够你给我爬

2447
01:50:29,200 --> 01:50:30,280
气死我了

2448
01:50:32,200 --> 01:50:35,010
哎呀静静军出动

2449
01:50:35,010 --> 01:50:35,760
怎么怎么

2450
01:50:35,760 --> 01:50:38,130
现在就就要塔塔开我了是吧

2451
01:50:38,130 --> 01:50:40,060
就塔塔开我了是吧

2452
01:50:45,320 --> 01:50:48,920
主播你的ppt是油炸的还是清蒸的

2453
01:50:49,180 --> 01:50:51,040
燕子给我唱个骗赖

2454
01:50:51,040 --> 01:50:52,300
当睡前曲吧

2455
01:50:52,300 --> 01:50:53,980
应该每门课都能及格

2456
01:50:53,980 --> 01:50:55,620
学习很好

2457
01:50:56,300 --> 01:51:00,080
哎我就怕妹妹跟万一结不了格怎么办啊

2458
01:51:00,080 --> 01:51:01,660
别毒奶我呀

2459
01:51:03,600 --> 01:51:11,300
怕不是会买的都是正版天线

2460
01:51:11,300 --> 01:51:13,820
宝宝也碎成散

2461
01:51:13,820 --> 01:51:15,340
两端

2462
01:51:17,660 --> 01:51:24,120
每当我一说你们会发

2463
01:51:24,220 --> 01:51:28,260
你就会肯定单

2464
01:51:30,000 --> 01:51:32,320
say no

2465
01:51:32,640 --> 01:51:33,780
萌蜜桃

2466
01:51:33,780 --> 01:51:35,400
你是不是今天回了

2467
01:51:35,400 --> 01:51:36,960
我回了我动态来着

2468
01:51:36,960 --> 01:51:39,180
我好像记得你欢迎你哦

2469
01:51:39,700 --> 01:51:41,860
嗯嗯嗯嗯

2470
01:51:41,860 --> 01:51:44,500
我不嘛我不嘛

2471
01:51:44,500 --> 01:51:46,450
嗯嗯嗯嗯

2472
01:51:46,450 --> 01:51:51,160
我非要我非要嗯嗯嗯嗯

2473
01:51:51,160 --> 01:51:53,320
我不卖我不卖

2474
01:51:53,320 --> 01:51:54,850
哈哈哈哈哈

2475
01:51:54,850 --> 01:51:55,960
你不依我

2476
01:51:55,960 --> 01:51:57,060
我就闹

2477
01:52:06,820 --> 01:52:09,780
主播为什么今天不欢迎我啊

2478
01:52:11,100 --> 01:52:12,140
什么情况

2479
01:52:16,460 --> 01:52:17,440
谢谢椰子

2480
01:52:17,440 --> 01:52:18,580
今晚能睡个好觉了

2481
01:52:18,580 --> 01:52:19,360
晚安晚安的

2482
01:52:19,360 --> 01:52:20,980
不要你欢迎没用的东西

2483
01:52:20,980 --> 01:52:22,420
你是不是精神分裂呀

2484
01:52:22,440 --> 01:52:27,380
能不能能不能这个稍微稍微呃对吧

2485
01:52:31,820 --> 01:52:34,750
主播你的骗赖是什么学历的

2486
01:52:34,750 --> 01:52:37,660
我的骗赖在大学进修恶念

2487
01:52:37,660 --> 01:52:40,380
所以才会如此有攻击性啊

2488
01:52:55,800 --> 01:52:59,780
哼酋长在打预判他有毛病吧

2489
01:52:59,780 --> 01:53:03,470
这个意思是防防到空气上了

2490
01:53:03,470 --> 01:53:05,680
主播你也是亡灵吗

2491
01:53:06,940 --> 01:53:08,880
王雷是什么呀

2492
01:53:09,300 --> 01:53:12,180
嗯你等我查一下王雷是什么

2493
01:53:12,180 --> 01:53:15,500
欢迎北淮王雷

2494
01:53:22,400 --> 01:53:24,360
绝世好男人

2495
01:53:24,360 --> 01:53:25,860
对他夸赞不绝

2496
01:53:25,860 --> 01:53:27,390
太让人羡慕了

2497
01:53:27,390 --> 01:53:29,220
对艺术要求严格

2498
01:53:29,220 --> 01:53:30,720
拍戏从来不会戏

2499
01:53:30,720 --> 01:53:32,140
对角色负责

2500
01:53:32,440 --> 01:53:33,400
这这

2501
01:53:35,560 --> 01:53:39,720
啊是那个卖鱼的吗

2502
01:53:40,080 --> 01:53:42,060
卖王雷是我的同行

2503
01:53:42,060 --> 01:53:43,380
可是我不是演员啊

2504
01:53:43,380 --> 01:53:46,080
你在暗示主播的一切都很假是吧

2505
01:53:46,380 --> 01:53:49,500
你你在暗示主播的一切都很假是吧

2506
01:53:49,500 --> 01:53:52,760
你可能搜的不是同一个王雷

2507
01:53:59,980 --> 01:54:02,220
主播是个人事还是商业

2508
01:54:02,220 --> 01:54:03,360
是什么叫商业事啊

2509
01:54:03,360 --> 01:54:06,280
个人事商业是不是这么说的

2510
01:54:06,280 --> 01:54:07,000
那叫社团

2511
01:54:07,000 --> 01:54:07,900
是企业

2512
01:54:07,900 --> 01:54:09,160
是弟弟去了

2513
01:54:09,160 --> 01:54:10,390
有缘再见啊

2514
01:54:10,390 --> 01:54:11,720
好久不见呐

2515
01:54:12,580 --> 01:54:15,200
你这搜朱振义行

2516
01:54:18,340 --> 01:54:19,880
朱正义

2517
01:54:32,220 --> 01:54:35,780
他在facebook上直播带货卖东西啊

2518
01:54:35,780 --> 01:54:40,180
就是那个那个什么什么你的这个什么什么能放生吗

2519
01:54:40,180 --> 01:54:46,530
然后你的这个什么什么能能能能那个那个那个嗯是吧

2520
01:54:46,530 --> 01:54:47,280
这种是吧

2521
01:54:47,280 --> 01:54:49,860
我明白我知道什么意思了

2522
01:54:49,860 --> 01:54:55,790
就是著名主播朱振义力士是什么

2523
01:54:55,790 --> 01:54:58,220
刚刚家里的wifi断了

2524
01:54:58,220 --> 01:54:59,920
只能转手机了

2525
01:55:03,220 --> 01:55:04,980
我的尾巴能放生吗

2526
01:55:04,980 --> 01:55:06,660
我的尾巴上过大学了

2527
01:55:06,660 --> 01:55:11,480
你的尾巴这个呢我记得我当年看过他的一些切片啊

2528
01:55:11,480 --> 01:55:13,300
不对不能叫切片

2529
01:55:15,100 --> 01:55:16,740
那个什么林北什么什么

2530
01:55:16,740 --> 01:55:18,040
是不是他来着

2531
01:55:19,160 --> 01:55:21,400
你的尾巴是公的还是母的

2532
01:55:21,400 --> 01:55:22,840
有没有四文鱼啊

2533
01:55:22,840 --> 01:55:25,380
你的你的这个可可以放生吗

2534
01:55:27,580 --> 01:55:30,300
我记得他他会挺会怼怼那个什么

2535
01:55:30,300 --> 01:55:31,680
挺会怼主播的

2536
01:55:31,680 --> 01:55:33,600
而不是挺会怼观众的

2537
01:55:38,800 --> 01:55:42,380
主播的头能接到八把美的身体上

2538
01:55:44,800 --> 01:55:47,940
嗯林北等你爹

2539
01:55:47,940 --> 01:55:49,890
林北不是老子的意思吗

2540
01:55:49,890 --> 01:55:52,080
林北不是老子的意思吗

2541
01:55:55,640 --> 01:55:56,680
主播主播

2542
01:55:56,680 --> 01:55:58,940
你为什么不会怼观众啊

2543
01:55:59,440 --> 01:56:00,760
因为我比较温柔

2544
01:56:00,760 --> 01:56:02,710
我不愿意伤害大家

2545
01:56:02,710 --> 01:56:04,240
谢谢蓝翔的这个好

2546
01:56:04,240 --> 01:56:05,920
因为我不愿意伤害大家

2547
01:56:05,920 --> 01:56:08,100
我要是想伤害你们的话

2548
01:56:09,040 --> 01:56:11,520
唉我使用3d啊

2549
01:56:11,520 --> 01:56:14,160
我用这个这个这个皮套

2550
01:56:14,180 --> 01:56:15,800
然后我还能直接说话

2551
01:56:15,800 --> 01:56:16,520
你们打字

2552
01:56:16,520 --> 01:56:18,500
那我对你们造成的伤害就太大了

2553
01:56:18,500 --> 01:56:20,660
这一切都是神的仁慈

2554
01:56:20,660 --> 01:56:22,720
但是不懂事的你们呢却

2555
01:56:25,920 --> 01:56:28,280
丢人玩意爬出2289

2556
01:56:28,280 --> 01:56:29,660
主播站着能看到自己的脚

2557
01:56:29,660 --> 01:56:30,080
你怎么说

2558
01:56:30,080 --> 01:56:32,020
我的手肘能不能对到一起呢

2559
01:56:32,020 --> 01:56:33,340
已经过时了

2560
01:56:33,340 --> 01:56:34,000
别钓了

2561
01:56:34,000 --> 01:56:35,050
已经过时了

2562
01:56:35,050 --> 01:56:36,560
不是那么一回事了

2563
01:56:40,780 --> 01:56:44,260
2289爬出丢人玩意好吗

2564
01:56:44,460 --> 01:56:47,070
干嘛欢迎憨憨干什么

2565
01:56:47,070 --> 01:56:48,540
什么情况

2566
01:56:48,540 --> 01:56:49,460
哼

2567
01:56:50,340 --> 01:56:52,220
烟烟可会怼了主播

2568
01:56:52,220 --> 01:56:53,240
你好废物啊

2569
01:56:53,240 --> 01:56:55,220
什么样的主播带出什么样的观众啊

2570
01:56:55,220 --> 01:56:56,300
你说我都这样了

2571
01:56:56,300 --> 01:56:59,000
那你呢真的是难以想象啊

2572
01:56:59,000 --> 01:57:01,820
不是说这个这个主播的尾巴70cm

2573
01:57:01,820 --> 01:57:04,940
然后这个还是比不上v8 的老哥哎

2574
01:57:05,080 --> 01:57:08,740
主播的攻击性不如弹幕的一个标点符号

2575
01:57:08,740 --> 01:57:10,240
你睁着眼睛说瞎话

2576
01:57:10,240 --> 01:57:10,900
你都这样了

2577
01:57:10,900 --> 01:57:12,160
为什么不顺从你呢

2578
01:57:12,160 --> 01:57:15,980
你说你就哎你说的都对

2579
01:57:15,980 --> 01:57:17,360
你知道为什么吗

2580
01:57:17,360 --> 01:57:20,270
我连夜扛着2289逃离主播

2581
01:57:20,270 --> 01:57:22,720
你不要到我的直播间号吧

2582
01:57:23,060 --> 01:57:25,460
主播的攻击性早就记了

2583
01:57:25,460 --> 01:57:27,590
那就是主播的温柔

2584
01:57:27,590 --> 01:57:28,790
就是温柔

2585
01:57:28,790 --> 01:57:30,460
这不是那个什么呀

2586
01:57:39,700 --> 01:57:41,760
主办的攻击性太强了

2587
01:57:41,760 --> 01:57:43,440
人家又哭哭了

2588
01:57:47,440 --> 01:57:50,820
你你要不上麦哭一个

2589
01:57:50,820 --> 01:57:52,020
我切一下分区

2590
01:57:52,020 --> 01:57:53,800
你要不上麦哭一个

2591
01:57:57,540 --> 01:57:59,720
音乐人其实喜欢被攻击

2592
01:57:59,720 --> 01:58:01,060
不喜欢温柔

2593
01:58:06,700 --> 01:58:08,790
那你们喜欢什么样的呢

2594
01:58:08,790 --> 01:58:11,460
不是就真就抖m啊

2595
01:58:11,460 --> 01:58:15,220
这这个这个越越那个什么就越那个什么对吧

2596
01:58:18,060 --> 01:58:19,280
越越狂暴

2597
01:58:19,280 --> 01:58:22,300
然后你你就越越越兴奋

2598
01:58:22,460 --> 01:58:24,620
但是我不是干这行的呀

2599
01:58:24,620 --> 01:58:25,700
是不是业有专攻

2600
01:58:25,700 --> 01:58:28,300
你应该去找专门专门看这个人

2601
01:58:28,300 --> 01:58:32,400
而不是在在这个主播的直播间寻求刺激对吧

2602
01:58:32,420 --> 01:58:34,460
不然哥们看你干嘛

2603
01:58:34,460 --> 01:58:35,500
嗯这

2604
01:58:37,600 --> 01:58:39,580
你为什么不去看黄黑色网站

2605
01:58:39,580 --> 01:58:41,140
你为什么看我的主播

2606
01:58:41,140 --> 01:58:43,360
今天你喝了可以打你的屁股吗

2607
01:58:43,360 --> 01:58:46,050
滚你就不能学嘛

2608
01:58:46,050 --> 01:58:49,100
我这个常言道

2609
01:58:49,100 --> 01:58:51,380
这个提供什么样的节目是

2610
01:59:00,660 --> 01:59:02,540
就提供什么样的节目

2611
01:59:02,540 --> 01:59:07,440
是这个这个这个这个这个我我我主播来决定的

2612
01:59:07,440 --> 01:59:09,000
而不是大家裹挟我来

2613
01:59:09,000 --> 01:59:12,600
虚拟区多少比你温柔的主播心里有点a b c d说就好

2614
01:59:12,600 --> 01:59:16,920
这口这个这个这个假装强装温柔的异味

2615
01:59:16,920 --> 01:59:18,240
改了咋可可了

2616
01:59:18,240 --> 01:59:18,720
我不知道

2617
01:59:18,720 --> 01:59:20,920
我刚才忽然呛了一下就好

2618
01:59:20,920 --> 01:59:23,040
这口强壮温柔的异味感

2619
01:59:28,160 --> 01:59:31,300
主播回避了变笨的问题是吧

2620
01:59:31,300 --> 01:59:35,080
那这个嘛张飞可能真的会变笨吧

2621
01:59:35,080 --> 01:59:37,180
因为我以前看书挺快的

2622
01:59:37,180 --> 01:59:38,760
我现在看书很慢的

2623
01:59:41,860 --> 01:59:43,980
我可能是个假的欧洲人

2624
01:59:43,980 --> 01:59:46,320
你给我上小黑屋里面呆着去干什么玩意儿

2625
01:59:46,320 --> 01:59:47,820
就别在这发癫

2626
01:59:47,820 --> 01:59:50,860
听到了那个烧零可以

2627
01:59:50,860 --> 01:59:53,650
但是不要在这跟主播发癫了

2628
01:59:53,650 --> 01:59:58,080
原神的提督的礼物可以换成原神的包月托管

2629
01:59:59,160 --> 02:00:01,140
不可以不可以

2630
02:00:01,160 --> 02:00:03,140
现在没有这项业务了

2631
02:00:03,140 --> 02:00:05,780
你用前朝的剑斩本朝的官

2632
02:00:05,780 --> 02:00:07,160
也许是斩不到我的

2633
02:00:07,160 --> 02:00:09,260
那我的呢什么我的呢

2634
02:00:09,260 --> 02:00:09,950
我的呢

2635
02:00:09,950 --> 02:00:11,840
主播小学毕业了吗

2636
02:00:11,840 --> 02:00:13,820
小学应该还是毕业了的吧

2637
02:00:13,820 --> 02:00:16,260
这个应该还是毕业了的

2638
02:00:18,100 --> 02:00:21,820
嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯

2639
02:00:21,820 --> 02:00:24,660
我不嘛我不嘛

2640
02:00:33,320 --> 02:00:36,820
好寺庙咱就喜欢这种温柔是真温柔

2641
02:00:36,820 --> 02:00:37,720
怼人认真怼人

2642
02:00:37,720 --> 02:00:39,460
你哪看出我真温柔了

2643
02:00:39,460 --> 02:00:41,520
我的嘴里都是怼人的话

2644
02:00:41,540 --> 02:00:47,180
但是你你你你是不了解主播的性格

2645
02:00:47,180 --> 02:00:49,820
然后你才会说出来主播的温柔是真温柔

2646
02:00:49,820 --> 02:00:51,260
啥地方温柔的呢

2647
02:00:51,280 --> 02:00:54,460
什么地方给你带来了我很温柔的错觉呀

2648
02:00:55,860 --> 02:00:57,800
主播不喜欢对线了

2649
02:00:57,800 --> 02:00:59,180
因为人的青春结束了

2650
02:00:59,180 --> 02:01:00,320
我倒是喜欢吧

2651
02:01:00,320 --> 02:01:02,240
但是他他太恶心人了

2652
02:01:02,240 --> 02:01:03,260
那什么呀

2653
02:01:03,260 --> 02:01:04,480
这个这个

2654
02:01:06,440 --> 02:01:07,480
坏人叫梦

2655
02:01:07,480 --> 02:01:08,680
他很恶心啊

2656
02:01:08,680 --> 02:01:11,560
关键是他他他他那个话说的你不觉得吗

2657
02:01:11,580 --> 02:01:13,770
喝酒之后挺温柔的

2658
02:01:13,770 --> 02:01:17,400
主播提督礼物可以换成帮我考个a w s证书吗

2659
02:01:17,400 --> 02:01:18,600
我给你上个提督

2660
02:01:18,600 --> 02:01:21,240
你来帮我帮我帮我考期末试吧

2661
02:01:21,240 --> 02:01:21,720
换苹果

2662
02:01:21,720 --> 02:01:22,440
求求你了

2663
02:01:22,440 --> 02:01:23,240
换高地

2664
02:01:23,240 --> 02:01:25,280
你在帮我考期末试吧

2665
02:01:25,280 --> 02:01:26,090
好吧

2666
02:01:26,090 --> 02:01:28,820
我有没有cs考试就交给你了啊

2667
02:01:28,820 --> 02:01:29,380
平

2668
02:01:40,220 --> 02:01:42,790
酋长他真的好温柔

2669
02:01:42,790 --> 02:01:44,020
他太温柔

2670
02:01:44,020 --> 02:01:45,760
跟麦克风他温柔

2671
02:01:45,760 --> 02:01:47,260
我的禁言呢

2672
02:01:47,420 --> 02:01:49,940
能不能别哄抢禁言啊

2673
02:01:49,940 --> 02:01:51,200
能不能不要哄抢禁言

2674
02:01:51,200 --> 02:01:52,640
人家直播间一禁言

2675
02:01:52,640 --> 02:01:56,520
然后就就就要么就是说哎呀主播怎么乱发禁言

2676
02:01:56,520 --> 02:01:58,560
要么一禁言就变得乖乖的

2677
02:01:58,560 --> 02:02:00,840
我们直播间一发个禁言

2678
02:02:00,840 --> 02:02:02,700
然后大家就开始哄抢啊

2679
02:02:02,700 --> 02:02:03,480
我也要我也要

2680
02:02:03,480 --> 02:02:04,260
你怎么偏心

2681
02:02:04,260 --> 02:02:04,800
只发给他

2682
02:02:04,800 --> 02:02:05,700
你不发给我

2683
02:02:05,720 --> 02:02:07,220
你们这什么意思啊

2684
02:02:07,220 --> 02:02:09,500
主播我上个题都能把我画集卡吗

2685
02:02:09,500 --> 02:02:10,840
集卡什么东西啊

2686
02:02:11,120 --> 02:02:12,500
你给我上个舰长

2687
02:02:12,500 --> 02:02:13,280
我就给你考

2688
02:02:13,280 --> 02:02:14,600
但我负责考不负责

2689
02:02:14,600 --> 02:02:15,860
能过能保90吗

2690
02:02:15,860 --> 02:02:16,640
能保90的话

2691
02:02:16,640 --> 02:02:17,960
我瞬间就给你上了

2692
02:02:17,960 --> 02:02:20,100
谢谢蓝翔的这个行业好的

2693
02:02:20,100 --> 02:02:23,240
你应该到哄抬禁言价格

2694
02:02:25,240 --> 02:02:26,780
集卡是吧

2695
02:02:34,520 --> 02:02:36,040
保八五可以吗

2696
02:02:36,040 --> 02:02:36,700
没问题啊

2697
02:02:36,700 --> 02:02:37,300
没问题

2698
02:02:37,300 --> 02:02:40,180
私聊我私聊我话题卡是吗

2699
02:02:49,120 --> 02:02:50,720
就是镜头

2700
02:02:53,220 --> 02:02:54,920
这个百度都查不到诶

2701
02:02:54,920 --> 02:02:56,600
你是你是什么专业的呀

2702
02:02:56,600 --> 02:02:57,680
感觉好厉害呀

2703
02:02:57,680 --> 02:02:58,800
艾尔平方

2704
02:02:58,900 --> 02:03:00,850
我肯定是不行的啦

2705
02:03:00,850 --> 02:03:01,840
皇冠代办

2706
02:03:01,840 --> 02:03:03,520
有意见的是让主办办

2707
02:03:03,520 --> 02:03:05,940
我及格就行

2708
02:03:05,940 --> 02:03:06,480
不不不

2709
02:03:06,480 --> 02:03:08,340
我要85嗯

2710
02:03:08,340 --> 02:03:09,680
要85

2711
02:03:16,280 --> 02:03:21,520
你这个集卡好像查不到好厉害的东西

2712
02:03:30,280 --> 02:03:34,040
给我我能卡在55~60

2713
02:03:34,980 --> 02:03:37,060
我是讲故事的

2714
02:03:38,140 --> 02:03:39,660
感觉很厉害

2715
02:03:39,660 --> 02:03:41,880
55~60太低了

2716
02:03:41,880 --> 02:03:42,780
不行不行

2717
02:03:42,780 --> 02:03:44,040
不可以不可以

2718
02:03:44,040 --> 02:03:44,840
大面

2719
02:03:45,920 --> 02:03:47,480
你不同意啊

2720
02:03:47,480 --> 02:03:48,620
不可以不可以的

2721
02:03:50,240 --> 02:03:55,960
我的希望你看一下我主页呢来了来了

2722
02:03:55,960 --> 02:03:57,360
让我看一眼啊

2723
02:03:58,780 --> 02:04:00,630
关注米呀米呀喵

2724
02:04:00,630 --> 02:04:01,860
关注米呀米呀

2725
02:04:01,860 --> 02:04:02,780
谢谢喵

2726
02:04:03,980 --> 02:04:07,380
艾尔平方一家正经的动画公司哇

2727
02:04:08,280 --> 02:04:11,030
主要作品10万个冷笑话

2728
02:04:11,030 --> 02:04:13,120
尸兄镇魂街

2729
02:04:14,000 --> 02:04:16,000
我滴个天呐

2730
02:04:16,020 --> 02:04:17,820
这么大的大v啊不对

2731
02:04:17,820 --> 02:04:21,460
这么大的大大大大佬来逼我

2732
02:04:21,460 --> 02:04:23,500
蓬荜生辉哇

2733
02:04:23,500 --> 02:04:24,820
镇魂姐来了

2734
02:04:24,820 --> 02:04:25,720
开喵啊

2735
02:04:25,720 --> 02:04:26,700
喵什么

2736
02:04:28,060 --> 02:04:31,320
你们怎么知道我这边喵娘有喵喵这个环节了

2737
02:04:31,320 --> 02:04:32,880
我都没往屏幕上写的

2738
02:04:32,880 --> 02:04:34,520
你怎么知道开喵了

2739
02:04:34,740 --> 02:04:36,540
快跑往什么地方跑

2740
02:04:36,540 --> 02:04:37,940
哎哎什么情况

2741
02:04:41,120 --> 02:04:42,040
这怎么啦

2742
02:04:43,120 --> 02:04:44,080
快下播

2743
02:04:44,080 --> 02:04:44,740
还有机会

2744
02:04:44,740 --> 02:04:46,060
爱尔平方诶

2745
02:04:46,060 --> 02:04:49,980
我嗯你看我

2746
02:04:52,400 --> 02:04:54,220
谢谢嗯

2747
02:04:54,220 --> 02:04:57,180
颜如画的这

2748
02:04:58,880 --> 02:05:01,330
谢谢颜老的200个喵娘

2749
02:05:01,330 --> 02:05:02,500
非常非常感谢

2750
02:05:02,500 --> 02:05:04,600
你想听什么样的版本呢

2751
02:05:05,680 --> 02:05:07,740
你想听什么样的版本呢

2752
02:05:09,720 --> 02:05:12,530
谢谢颜如花的喵娘

2753
02:05:12,530 --> 02:05:14,540
阿里开灯啊

2754
02:05:15,640 --> 02:05:18,860
喵喵喵

2755
02:05:21,700 --> 02:05:24,180
嗯等一下吧

2756
02:05:24,180 --> 02:05:25,920
我这200个喵娘这么喵的话

2757
02:05:25,920 --> 02:05:27,420
应该能喵到天亮了

2758
02:05:27,440 --> 02:05:31,400
喵好似喵好是喵

2759
02:05:31,400 --> 02:05:32,810
阿里嘎多喵

2760
02:05:32,810 --> 02:05:33,620
笑死我了

2761
02:05:33,620 --> 02:05:37,340
哈哈哈哈喵嗯这

2762
02:05:40,080 --> 02:05:42,830
来来来来来个彩虹猫吧

2763
02:05:42,830 --> 02:05:45,060
怎么样来个彩虹猫吧

2764
02:05:47,900 --> 02:05:49,570
彩虹猫放不出来呀

2765
02:05:49,570 --> 02:05:51,640
第一次是有点费拉不堪了

2766
02:05:51,640 --> 02:05:52,990
今天的直播内容

2767
02:05:52,990 --> 02:05:55,480
喵就是这些人呢

2768
02:05:55,480 --> 02:05:59,360
喵眼霜掉到猫窝里了

2769
02:05:59,360 --> 02:06:00,320
喵

2770
02:06:02,480 --> 02:06:06,410
喵他们说我其实学猫叫还挺像的

2771
02:06:06,410 --> 02:06:10,280
像那种呃没吃到凉的那种那种

2772
02:06:10,280 --> 02:06:16,310
三四个月大的小猫喵喵

2773
02:06:16,310 --> 02:06:17,360
神奇的妙

2774
02:06:17,360 --> 02:06:20,480
就这样喵那种那种那种感觉

2775
02:06:20,480 --> 02:06:21,140
知道吧

2776
02:06:22,500 --> 02:06:26,940
喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵

2777
02:06:27,960 --> 02:06:29,660
像更年期的吗

2778
02:06:31,120 --> 02:06:34,380
喵这个才是更年期的猫啊

2779
02:06:34,380 --> 02:06:36,040
有没有汤姆猫

2780
02:06:36,220 --> 02:06:38,580
汤姆猫外老婆老婆

2781
02:06:38,580 --> 02:06:39,960
我真的好爱你啊

2782
02:06:39,960 --> 02:06:42,760
以后我毕业之后一定能一个月赚3000块钱

2783
02:06:42,780 --> 02:06:44,760
我肯定能好好养活你的老婆

2784
02:06:44,760 --> 02:06:45,420
求求你了

2785
02:06:45,420 --> 02:06:47,020
让我做你的汤姆猫吧

2786
02:06:47,040 --> 02:06:48,960
让你肆意的玩弄我的心灵

2787
02:06:48,960 --> 02:06:50,820
让我整个人都跪倒在你的脚底下

2788
02:06:50,840 --> 02:06:52,940
老婆老婆求求你跟我结婚吧

2789
02:06:52,940 --> 02:06:55,160
苗我真的真的好喜欢你

2790
02:06:55,160 --> 02:06:56,300
给我个机会吗

2791
02:06:56,300 --> 02:06:59,440
喵喵呀

2792
02:07:03,900 --> 02:07:05,720
这不是汤姆猫的叫声吗

2793
02:07:05,720 --> 02:07:06,860
你懂不懂汤姆猫

2794
02:07:06,860 --> 02:07:08,540
汤姆猫不就是这样的吗

2795
02:07:08,960 --> 02:07:09,920
老婆老婆

2796
02:07:09,920 --> 02:07:11,120
我真的好爱你啊

2797
02:07:11,120 --> 02:07:12,760
那个喵

2798
02:07:15,160 --> 02:07:17,340
你看看人家隔壁嗯

2799
02:07:20,360 --> 02:07:22,100
隔壁喵了200胜了

2800
02:07:22,160 --> 02:07:25,450
你们要那种长的还是要短的

2801
02:07:25,450 --> 02:07:29,260
如果说只是喵喵喵喵喵这种这种200收

2802
02:07:29,260 --> 02:07:30,700
我应该也挺快的

2803
02:07:31,600 --> 02:07:32,940
告诉我隔壁怎么瞄的

2804
02:07:32,940 --> 02:07:34,110
长的还是短的

2805
02:07:34,110 --> 02:07:36,620
真就纯喵200胜呀

2806
02:07:36,860 --> 02:07:38,460
那你们给我查一下吧

2807
02:07:41,420 --> 02:07:45,080
我们汤姆猫粉丝蒸发你一个非打不开的主播

2808
02:07:46,340 --> 02:08:02,320
喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵飘的毫无诚意

2809
02:08:02,320 --> 02:08:05,520
艺术水平也就到这了呀

2810
02:08:07,260 --> 02:08:08,180
喵呜

2811
02:08:13,880 --> 02:08:15,400
瞄准标准忽然卡了一下

2812
02:08:15,400 --> 02:08:15,940
怎么回事

2813
02:08:19,000 --> 02:08:29,480
喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵

2814
02:08:32,160 --> 02:08:34,100
喵喵欢迎一动

2815
02:08:34,100 --> 02:08:35,000
晚上好啊

2816
02:08:35,000 --> 02:08:37,730
喵嗯

2817
02:08:37,730 --> 02:08:41,000
为什么瞄准瞄准脸红啊

2818
02:08:41,000 --> 02:08:48,800
喵喵喵喵喵喵喵

2819
02:08:50,420 --> 02:08:52,730
如何评价主播人在外面守约

2820
02:08:52,730 --> 02:08:54,140
喵不正经

2821
02:08:54,140 --> 02:08:56,380
喵一点感情都没有

2822
02:08:56,400 --> 02:08:59,980
这个喵的不是很理想

2823
02:08:59,980 --> 02:09:01,210
一次就是这样的

2824
02:09:01,210 --> 02:09:05,460
但是这个喵主播一次就是就是这个艺术水平了

2825
02:09:06,260 --> 02:09:09,160
因为主播那种喵喵的很长的那种

2826
02:09:09,160 --> 02:09:17,090
喵就是喵啊那种那种那种医生要大概大概大概大概接近十秒的声音

2827
02:09:17,090 --> 02:09:19,360
要纯喵玩200l的话

2828
02:09:20,100 --> 02:09:23,320
主办认真点好吧嗯

2829
02:09:27,860 --> 02:09:31,020
有没有可能我真的瞄的还挺认真的

2830
02:09:34,600 --> 02:09:36,560
看看人家隔壁

2831
02:09:38,340 --> 02:09:39,680
能不能指个路

2832
02:09:39,680 --> 02:09:41,620
告诉我是怎么瞄的

2833
02:10:02,060 --> 02:10:04,930
这个只不过内容不同的话

2834
02:10:04,930 --> 02:10:08,200
应该也不能不能这样去比查房吧

2835
02:10:08,200 --> 02:10:09,640
真的去学学业务了

2836
02:10:09,640 --> 02:10:10,160
该

2837
02:10:14,020 --> 02:10:17,520
请每次达到90dB

2838
02:10:18,540 --> 02:10:21,320
时间超过三秒

2839
02:10:24,940 --> 02:10:28,980
大家真的想听每一声都是那样的喵啊

2840
02:10:28,980 --> 02:10:29,970
真的呀

2841
02:10:29,970 --> 02:10:32,300
欢迎笑果可以真的呀

2842
02:10:54,740 --> 02:10:56,080
90dB

2843
02:10:56,080 --> 02:10:59,880
那这个这是不是太大了呀

2844
02:11:04,660 --> 02:11:06,000
要那么高吗

2845
02:11:08,040 --> 02:11:13,160
就这个这种这种这种这种这种这种声音真的不像猫嘛

2846
02:11:13,160 --> 02:11:17,940
大家听起来就这个喵这种这种真的不像猫吗

2847
02:11:18,920 --> 02:11:21,280
大概叫了50l左右吧

2848
02:11:21,280 --> 02:11:23,080
主要是楼上有室友在学习

2849
02:11:23,080 --> 02:11:24,460
我不能叫那么大声啊

2850
02:11:24,460 --> 02:11:25,240
我叫那么大声

2851
02:11:25,240 --> 02:11:27,440
我在我在地下室里跳

2852
02:11:27,440 --> 02:11:29,600
跳那么大声会容易出问题

2853
02:11:31,640 --> 02:11:33,000
真的没问题吗

2854
02:11:37,820 --> 02:11:39,640
嗯现在先别闹别闹

2855
02:11:39,640 --> 02:11:40,840
我是认真的在问

2856
02:11:40,840 --> 02:11:42,580
先先先别闹别闹

2857
02:11:42,800 --> 02:11:44,480
主播家里养过猫吗

2858
02:11:44,480 --> 02:11:48,580
我这辈子都没跟一只猫同同时待过15分钟以上

2859
02:11:53,200 --> 02:11:56,540
奶里奶气的小声叫也可以

2860
02:12:00,360 --> 02:12:01,900
我想想啊

2861
02:12:05,820 --> 02:12:08,540
哎还真的从小都没有人跟我说过

2862
02:12:08,540 --> 02:12:10,280
我的这个猫叫不像猫

2863
02:12:10,280 --> 02:12:11,060
不像猫

2864
02:12:11,060 --> 02:12:12,180
像猫娘

2865
02:12:12,380 --> 02:12:14,620
猫的声音应该是什么样的

2866
02:12:16,220 --> 02:12:18,580
关键是大家大家觉得不像啊

2867
02:12:18,580 --> 02:12:21,010
我喵的这个方式大家觉得不满意啊

2868
02:12:21,010 --> 02:12:22,800
所以就想问问呀

2869
02:12:24,300 --> 02:12:30,200
喵我感觉野猫是怎么叫的呀

2870
02:12:32,520 --> 02:12:33,500
已经暴露了

2871
02:12:33,500 --> 02:12:36,440
我已经1年多没有接触过真猫这件事情了

2872
02:12:36,440 --> 02:12:38,560
就这个喵

2873
02:12:40,260 --> 02:12:43,140
你没有叫过喵

2874
02:12:44,640 --> 02:12:45,450
这样呢

2875
02:12:45,450 --> 02:12:47,280
这样会比较像吗

2876
02:12:47,280 --> 02:12:50,600
坏了变成在线学猫叫喵

2877
02:12:52,420 --> 02:12:57,330
喵喵主办的猫叫的缺少一些攻击性

2878
02:12:57,330 --> 02:12:58,700
本来就是

2879
02:13:01,220 --> 02:13:05,530
我的评价是没你小时候你们要的像小孩的声线比较偏尖的

2880
02:13:05,530 --> 02:13:07,440
攻击性强一点

2881
02:13:07,560 --> 02:13:09,000
不要不要

2882
02:13:09,000 --> 02:13:09,600
攻击性强

2883
02:13:09,600 --> 02:13:12,360
就喜欢那种软的猫

2884
02:13:12,360 --> 02:13:14,160
没拖这么长呀

2885
02:13:14,160 --> 02:13:15,540
就这样吗

2886
02:13:17,240 --> 02:13:18,310
就短的吗

2887
02:13:18,310 --> 02:13:20,780
这一声喵这种吗

2888
02:13:20,860 --> 02:13:22,240
主播更像猫

2889
02:13:22,240 --> 02:13:23,260
别人更像猫娘

2890
02:13:23,260 --> 02:13:23,740
90dB

2891
02:13:23,740 --> 02:13:24,940
完了吱一声没有了

2892
02:13:24,940 --> 02:13:27,400
建议养一只慢慢学学主播

2893
02:13:27,400 --> 02:13:30,080
要是能学的明白就好了

2894
02:13:30,140 --> 02:13:31,640
我好开声音没有

2895
02:13:31,640 --> 02:13:33,100
我在我在练呢

2896
02:13:33,780 --> 02:13:38,440
我在练呢啊这种这种声音吗

2897
02:13:40,980 --> 02:13:45,500
不是我看那个什么我看那种那种那种那个萌宠

2898
02:13:45,500 --> 02:13:49,240
视频里的小猫咪都是喵喵

2899
02:13:49,240 --> 02:13:52,060
就那种短短的那种声音啊

2900
02:13:52,060 --> 02:13:53,100
嗯

2901
02:14:13,500 --> 02:14:14,870
多看多学

2902
02:14:14,870 --> 02:14:17,480
下播之后我就看看你叫的声音不对

2903
02:14:17,480 --> 02:14:19,760
速度查房呃

2904
02:14:20,160 --> 02:14:24,720
大家请不要非常直接的

2905
02:14:24,720 --> 02:14:27,000
我主播的这个直播内容啊

2906
02:14:27,000 --> 02:14:28,080
非常感谢

2907
02:14:28,480 --> 02:14:29,920
音调不够高

2908
02:14:32,140 --> 02:14:33,700
还要更高呀

2909
02:14:34,360 --> 02:14:35,640
再高的话

2910
02:14:35,640 --> 02:14:38,400
喵这样子吗

2911
02:14:38,400 --> 02:14:40,740
这个是比之前要高了一点

2912
02:14:40,740 --> 02:14:42,510
但这样就很上抢人

2913
02:14:42,510 --> 02:14:43,520
这样吗

2914
02:14:44,000 --> 02:14:45,590
听起来像吗

2915
02:14:45,590 --> 02:14:47,080
你真信啊

2916
02:14:47,100 --> 02:14:48,810
我刚才是不是说了

2917
02:14:48,810 --> 02:14:51,520
请直截了当的提出建议

2918
02:14:51,520 --> 02:14:53,260
我现在很认真的在讲话

2919
02:14:53,260 --> 02:14:56,920
然后你们要从360度无死角的来攻击我

2920
02:14:57,200 --> 02:15:01,520
我我我想听一些就比较有用的建议

2921
02:15:01,520 --> 02:15:04,940
而不是这个我往这边来来来来到

2922
02:15:04,940 --> 02:15:06,860
然后大家就觉得那边不好

2923
02:15:06,860 --> 02:15:07,760
我往那边来找

2924
02:15:07,760 --> 02:15:09,280
大家觉得这边没好

2925
02:15:11,440 --> 02:15:14,130
喵这样的对吧

2926
02:15:14,130 --> 02:15:17,640
这是你们想听的这个对吧

2927
02:15:21,400 --> 02:15:22,820
柔和一点

2928
02:15:25,240 --> 02:15:27,360
确实怎么样都好听

2929
02:15:27,360 --> 02:15:28,770
不不不不是

2930
02:15:28,770 --> 02:15:31,640
就是想改成什么样啊

2931
02:15:33,620 --> 02:15:40,500
因为没有没有没有跟我提过这个喵娘相关的这个主播在主持直播嘛

2932
02:15:42,860 --> 02:15:43,780
我不知道

2933
02:15:46,120 --> 02:15:48,240
大家觉得好不好听啊

2934
02:15:50,420 --> 02:15:52,180
音调低奶一点

2935
02:15:52,180 --> 02:15:52,960
可爱一点

2936
02:15:52,960 --> 02:15:56,560
那我之前就是喵嗯

2937
02:15:56,560 --> 02:15:59,080
然后他们说我没感情敷衍

2938
02:15:59,080 --> 02:16:00,970
然后再在网上

2939
02:16:00,970 --> 02:16:02,340
在网上喵的话

2940
02:16:02,360 --> 02:16:03,560
我是全肯定

2941
02:16:03,560 --> 02:16:06,280
你别问我这三字跟你一点关系都没有

2942
02:16:07,380 --> 02:16:10,400
喵没有啊

2943
02:16:10,400 --> 02:16:12,560
我主要是我t200 声喵呢

2944
02:16:12,560 --> 02:16:14,180
我到现在就连练习都算上

2945
02:16:14,180 --> 02:16:15,700
还欠120上

2946
02:16:18,540 --> 02:16:21,200
你喵你m的

2947
02:16:21,200 --> 02:16:24,240
我要听我喜欢的歌手唱的歌

2948
02:16:24,240 --> 02:16:25,350
那这不是

2949
02:16:25,350 --> 02:16:27,720
虽然爷爷现在没有再看了

2950
02:16:27,720 --> 02:16:31,040
但是喵但是对吧

2951
02:16:31,040 --> 02:16:32,900
你拿着针包来叫他们收费了

2952
02:16:32,900 --> 02:16:34,520
所以我跟大家认真的说

2953
02:16:34,540 --> 02:16:37,660
我说我说我认真的想听一下大家的建议

2954
02:16:37,660 --> 02:16:39,100
然后大家还是在攻击我

2955
02:16:39,100 --> 02:16:40,979
我是真的想改一下

2956
02:16:40,979 --> 02:16:43,019
改成你们觉得好听的这种猫叫

2957
02:16:43,019 --> 02:16:45,389
然后大家还是在攻击还是在攻击

2958
02:16:45,389 --> 02:16:48,040
然后我就不知道网上报价就改了

2959
02:16:48,100 --> 02:16:49,300
去综合一下

2960
02:16:49,300 --> 02:16:51,960
知道我现在我只能说我不到呀

2961
02:16:54,460 --> 02:16:56,060
不正经的吗

2962
02:16:57,020 --> 02:17:00,940
其实我们也不知道像不像最开始都很好听

2963
02:17:00,940 --> 02:17:03,130
我找不到最开始怎么叫的

2964
02:17:03,130 --> 02:17:15,310
喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵

2965
02:17:15,310 --> 02:17:16,180
老婆老婆

2966
02:17:16,180 --> 02:17:17,440
我真的好爱你啊

2967
02:17:17,440 --> 02:17:20,380
喵以后我的3000块钱工资全都会给你买化妆品的

2968
02:17:20,380 --> 02:17:20,740
喵

2969
02:17:20,740 --> 02:17:22,300
求求你来跟我结婚吧

2970
02:17:22,300 --> 02:17:23,440
我睡觉会想家了

2971
02:17:23,440 --> 02:17:24,400
我早都不想家了

2972
02:17:24,400 --> 02:17:25,360
我直播我想家了

2973
02:17:25,360 --> 02:17:26,540
我吃饭会想家了

2974
02:17:26,559 --> 02:17:28,359
我的一切时候都会想家的

2975
02:17:28,359 --> 02:17:29,739
加入了我的生命之火

2976
02:17:29,739 --> 02:17:30,669
我的灵魂之光

2977
02:17:30,669 --> 02:17:32,919
我我愿意成为这汤姆猫

2978
02:17:32,919 --> 02:17:33,939
求求你魅惑我吧

2979
02:17:33,939 --> 02:17:38,270
米呀嗯感觉不太像而已

2980
02:17:38,270 --> 02:17:44,489
喵喵今天每天都有很多路人呐

2981
02:17:44,489 --> 02:17:45,959
谢谢木青子的b克拉

2982
02:17:45,959 --> 02:17:47,219
感谢支持喵喵

2983
02:17:47,219 --> 02:17:49,200
这是汤姆猫的叫声吗

2984
02:17:50,500 --> 02:17:55,680
喵喵好了

2985
02:17:55,680 --> 02:17:56,640
剩下的这个100

2986
02:17:56,640 --> 02:17:59,100
剩下次爷爷来的时候钱给他吧

2987
02:17:59,100 --> 02:18:00,600
你想家的时候会想家吗

2988
02:18:00,600 --> 02:18:01,860
你吃饭的时候会吃饭吗

2989
02:18:01,860 --> 02:18:03,820
你睡觉的时候会睡觉吗

2990
02:18:03,820 --> 02:18:06,280
你喵喵的时候会想喵喵嘛

2991
02:18:06,420 --> 02:18:08,220
过来来这么一手哈

2992
02:18:08,220 --> 02:18:09,240
真的绷不住嗯

2993
02:18:10,260 --> 02:18:11,220
罗技喵

2994
02:18:11,220 --> 02:18:12,840
你是暹罗猫吧

2995
02:18:12,840 --> 02:18:18,539
谢谢罗技喵的观众喵攻击人的攻击是不以主播一直为转移的

2996
02:18:18,539 --> 02:18:20,879
所以有些时候主播需要听听意见的时候

2997
02:18:20,879 --> 02:18:23,800
就是大家也不要觉得这个不念你的弹幕

2998
02:18:23,800 --> 02:18:26,350
因为可能有的时候在这个情境下不太适合念

2999
02:18:26,350 --> 02:18:29,320
对主播在国外的时候肯定不在国内吧

3000
02:18:29,320 --> 02:18:30,700
那你在大半夜熬夜的时候

3001
02:18:30,700 --> 02:18:32,660
你肯定没有早早的睡觉吧

3002
02:18:32,660 --> 02:18:35,360
你早上出门上晚上早课的时候

3003
02:18:35,360 --> 02:18:36,980
肯定不是晚上出门上晚课

3004
02:18:36,980 --> 02:18:39,340
晚给主播

3005
02:18:42,480 --> 02:18:52,900
喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵

3006
02:18:54,380 --> 02:18:55,840
好像还真挺有用啊

3007
02:18:55,840 --> 02:18:57,360
你们知道我在说什么吗

3008
02:19:00,520 --> 02:19:02,100
我们是来看直播的

3009
02:19:02,100 --> 02:19:03,240
不是来提意见的

3010
02:19:03,240 --> 02:19:04,620
如果不是来提意见的话

3011
02:19:04,620 --> 02:19:08,560
为什么刚才弹幕里都是一间捏敷衍

3012
02:19:08,560 --> 02:19:09,990
这不吗啊

3013
02:19:09,990 --> 02:19:11,520
这就很敷衍了

3014
02:19:11,520 --> 02:19:14,940
你们不是说把想说的话的语音语调改成猫叫就行了吧

3015
02:19:14,940 --> 02:19:15,900
你没听懂

3016
02:19:15,900 --> 02:19:16,660
我在说

3017
02:19:16,660 --> 02:19:19,960
哎呀这个你你喵你嗯的

3018
02:19:19,960 --> 02:19:20,860
这是什么

3019
02:19:20,860 --> 02:19:21,940
n是m啊

3020
02:19:21,940 --> 02:19:23,920
我要听我喜欢的歌手的歌

3021
02:19:23,920 --> 02:19:27,150
傻逼这个喵喵

3022
02:19:27,150 --> 02:19:29,780
你们听不出来这个这个语调吗

3023
02:19:32,260 --> 02:19:34,680
妈妈们给我主人上个舰长吗

3024
02:19:34,680 --> 02:19:37,020
今天怎么不是爹爹们给你主人上个舰长

3025
02:19:37,020 --> 02:19:38,400
直接变成妈妈们了是吧

3026
02:19:38,400 --> 02:19:39,600
就喜欢听喵叫的

3027
02:19:39,600 --> 02:19:41,040
都是都是妹妹去吧

3028
02:19:41,999 --> 02:19:42,939
喵

3029
02:19:47,900 --> 02:19:51,400
怎么算你们那部分这里不代表我意见啊

3030
02:19:51,400 --> 02:19:53,140
那如果大家有意见的话

3031
02:19:53,140 --> 02:19:55,380
尽量尽量不让别人代表自己啊

3032
02:19:55,380 --> 02:19:56,760
尽量自己代表自己啊

3033
02:19:56,760 --> 02:19:58,140
然后这个自己代表自己

3034
02:19:58,140 --> 02:20:01,860
完了之后把自己的这个观点明确的表达出来啊

3035
02:20:14,360 --> 02:20:17,380
喵我说你不行

3036
02:20:17,380 --> 02:20:19,360
和我喜欢听你说话有什么关系吗

3037
02:20:19,360 --> 02:20:20,680
别当精神分裂是吧

3038
02:20:20,680 --> 02:20:22,030
自我拉扯是吧

3039
02:20:22,030 --> 02:20:23,860
我要表达我的观点了

3040
02:20:23,860 --> 02:20:27,040
你说喵

3041
02:20:29,200 --> 02:20:30,120
喵喵

3042
02:20:32,800 --> 02:20:35,900
喵喵喵

3043
02:20:37,940 --> 02:20:40,000
你怎么敢假定我的性别

3044
02:20:40,000 --> 02:20:42,580
我知道你在互联网上是没有性别的小精灵啊

3045
02:20:42,580 --> 02:20:45,980
但是妈妈妈妈给主人上个舰长吧

3046
02:20:46,000 --> 02:20:49,300
不要你爸爸有意见的时候就很有意见

3047
02:20:49,300 --> 02:20:51,160
没有意见的时候就很没有意见啊

3048
02:20:51,160 --> 02:20:51,760
为了你

3049
02:20:51,760 --> 02:20:53,740
我要我要嗯

3050
02:20:54,000 --> 02:20:57,260
你有嗯喵

3051
02:20:59,400 --> 02:21:00,520
哈喽

3052
02:21:05,880 --> 02:21:09,920
你要你这两个o下面藏着的到底是什么东西呢

3053
02:21:09,920 --> 02:21:11,060
很难说啊

3054
02:21:11,620 --> 02:21:12,100
喵

3055
02:21:16,720 --> 02:21:17,480
喵

3056
02:21:20,460 --> 02:21:25,900
喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵

3057
02:21:27,500 --> 02:21:30,360
喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵

3058
02:21:40,940 --> 02:21:42,700
这一下面小小的怪

3059
02:21:44,740 --> 02:21:46,060
可爱捏我干嘛呢

3060
02:21:46,060 --> 02:21:47,200
就快捏

3061
02:21:47,820 --> 02:21:54,080
喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵

3062
02:21:54,080 --> 02:22:00,020
喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵

3063
02:22:00,020 --> 02:22:03,920
喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵

3064
02:22:03,920 --> 02:22:11,480
喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵

3065
02:22:12,100 --> 02:22:13,020
嘿嘿

3066
02:22:13,020 --> 02:22:14,370
彩虹包

3067
02:22:14,370 --> 02:22:15,000
哎呀

3068
02:22:15,000 --> 02:22:16,620
我好想听彩虹猫啊

3069
02:22:16,620 --> 02:22:17,520
我怎么了

3070
02:22:17,520 --> 02:22:18,660
我现在定不了

3071
02:22:18,660 --> 02:22:19,320
我好急

3072
02:22:19,320 --> 02:22:21,020
我想听彩虹猫

3073
02:22:22,020 --> 02:22:23,860
你为什么发问号

3074
02:22:24,680 --> 02:22:25,480
爱因斯

3075
02:22:25,480 --> 02:22:26,560
你知不知道这个名字

3076
02:22:26,560 --> 02:22:28,690
我在电脑上都打不出来了

3077
02:22:28,690 --> 02:22:30,480
经常打不出来的

3078
02:22:32,220 --> 02:22:33,800
彩虹猫多好呀

3079
02:22:37,040 --> 02:22:38,260
打不出来

3080
02:22:49,080 --> 02:22:49,700
怎么了

3081
02:22:49,700 --> 02:22:50,660
谁都可以

3082
02:22:50,660 --> 02:22:53,420
我感觉我嗓子最近有点过度用嗓了

3083
02:22:53,420 --> 02:22:57,020
所以瞄的时候没有没有那么大声啊

3084
02:22:57,020 --> 02:22:59,660
大家知道我今天就一直在咳嗽嘛

3085
02:22:59,660 --> 02:23:02,520
当然应该应该不是挂了

3086
02:23:02,520 --> 02:23:05,330
但是不太舒服

3087
02:23:05,330 --> 02:23:09,180
嗯我真的接受国民国民高等时刻

3088
02:23:09,200 --> 02:23:11,300
我要不是说把记住了

3089
02:23:11,300 --> 02:23:13,480
我打字也得花好几分钟

3090
02:23:15,740 --> 02:23:18,040
主播这是群里面这三关来的主播

3091
02:23:18,040 --> 02:23:22,540
当然群里面真三国俩长的主播怎么就不缺啥喵

3092
02:23:23,540 --> 02:23:26,080
为什么泰国v第一个出来是姑姑鸟

3093
02:23:26,080 --> 02:23:29,290
因为姑姑鸟的粉丝数量比r e c要多啊

3094
02:23:29,290 --> 02:23:33,180
对因为这个咕咕鸟的这个粉丝数量多

3095
02:23:36,940 --> 02:23:40,830
但是姑娘已经陷入了2000 2000的这个这个美色之中

3096
02:23:40,830 --> 02:23:42,540
对因为不对

3097
02:23:42,540 --> 02:23:49,600
因为因为因为这个这个我爹214就在就在这个这个什么

3098
02:23:49,600 --> 02:23:50,440
而不是我爹

3099
02:23:50,440 --> 02:23:52,240
米呀米呀

3100
02:23:52,240 --> 02:23:54,160
我就是国民的代表是吧

3101
02:23:54,160 --> 02:23:56,040
我不是天选国宴

3102
02:23:56,240 --> 02:23:58,760
因为主播费拉不开等等

3103
02:23:58,760 --> 02:24:01,580
这个米亚米亚比以前更厉害之后

3104
02:24:01,580 --> 02:24:08,840
然后直接就能把这个搜出来的人变成变成变成米亚米亚了

3105
02:24:09,920 --> 02:24:12,180
g n魅力时刻

3106
02:24:12,820 --> 02:24:15,870
总有一天我要让这个这个姑娘

3107
02:24:15,870 --> 02:24:17,640
然后爱因斯还无法如愿

3108
02:24:17,640 --> 02:24:19,380
老师还有日报哎

3109
02:24:19,380 --> 02:24:20,430
都剪我的片

3110
02:24:20,430 --> 02:24:23,440
然后到时候就大喊开心

3111
02:24:23,440 --> 02:24:24,880
忘记看了

3112
02:24:24,880 --> 02:24:26,560
气得我五点才睡

3113
02:24:26,560 --> 02:24:27,940
你忘记看了直播

3114
02:24:27,940 --> 02:24:29,860
为什么会气的五点才睡啊

3115
02:24:29,860 --> 02:24:31,060
这什么意思啊

3116
02:24:35,540 --> 02:24:37,360
我喝口水呀

3117
02:24:41,880 --> 02:24:42,740
嗯

3118
02:24:46,520 --> 02:24:49,060
天天我昨天不能呼吸了

3119
02:24:49,060 --> 02:24:50,080
为什么你为你

3120
02:24:50,080 --> 02:24:51,980
你把袜子套在头上了吗

3121
02:24:54,160 --> 02:24:56,170
的确背后的黑手

3122
02:24:56,170 --> 02:24:57,040
那对呀

3123
02:24:57,040 --> 02:24:59,500
我今天已经被人黑了

3124
02:24:59,500 --> 02:25:01,720
是已经有人给我画面了

3125
02:25:01,740 --> 02:25:10,660
已经已经有了一个一个一个画面的初步初步的这个这个这个这个蓝图

3126
02:25:10,660 --> 02:25:17,580
预计在未来应该很快就会成为v8 的新一届经验书

3127
02:25:18,640 --> 02:25:24,040
恹恹的大手在背后操纵着睡了

3128
02:25:24,040 --> 02:25:25,720
喵拜拜喵拜拜

3129
02:25:25,720 --> 02:25:26,020
喵

3130
02:25:26,020 --> 02:25:27,550
养猪妹小男友

3131
02:25:27,550 --> 02:25:28,980
拜拜拜拜

3132
02:25:30,000 --> 02:25:32,240
可惜我不看什么a手

3133
02:25:32,240 --> 02:25:34,310
不是靠米黑手啊

3134
02:25:34,310 --> 02:25:36,180
哈a手不行是吧

3135
02:25:36,180 --> 02:25:37,800
还得看米安黑手啊

3136
02:25:37,800 --> 02:25:38,340
不行啊

3137
02:25:38,340 --> 02:25:39,240
我不允许你这么说

3138
02:25:39,240 --> 02:25:41,680
我爱的黑a手a手是我爹

3139
02:25:41,680 --> 02:25:43,900
你不吃蔬菜主播

3140
02:25:43,900 --> 02:25:46,630
你是一个一个一个一个主播啊

3141
02:25:46,630 --> 02:25:53,560
我是那个那个呃这个这个那个那个这个这个晚安呐

3142
02:25:53,560 --> 02:25:56,890
晚安晚安是那个大家都早点休息

3143
02:25:56,890 --> 02:26:00,560
哎呀一不小心今天又播了两个半小时

3144
02:26:00,840 --> 02:26:04,820
意思是今天一不小心又播了两个来小时

3145
02:26:05,780 --> 02:26:08,860
有没有下播的时候吧

3146
02:26:08,860 --> 02:26:11,920
喵喵呜

3147
02:26:11,920 --> 02:26:14,800
谢谢佳乐的草莓袜的泡泡糖啊

3148
02:26:14,800 --> 02:26:17,020
非常感谢好多的阿丽爱豆

3149
02:26:17,020 --> 02:26:19,920
就没有没有下播的时候吗

3150
02:26:21,460 --> 02:26:23,460
没有不妙妙的时候吗

3151
02:26:23,460 --> 02:26:24,660
我现在除了妙妙

3152
02:26:24,660 --> 02:26:27,860
心里已经忘了忘了其他的东西怎么弄了

3153
02:26:27,880 --> 02:26:29,320
谢谢家乐的草莓袜子

3154
02:26:29,320 --> 02:26:30,220
两个泡泡糖

3155
02:26:30,220 --> 02:26:30,940
两个金币

3156
02:26:30,940 --> 02:26:33,380
非常感谢红豆里阿里嘎豆

3157
02:26:33,380 --> 02:26:34,780
谢谢谢谢

3158
02:26:41,060 --> 02:26:42,530
你就喵吧

3159
02:26:42,530 --> 02:26:45,230
喵不能喵诶

3160
02:26:45,230 --> 02:26:47,100
我再喵就这样

3161
02:26:48,520 --> 02:26:50,820
反正也没有人听主播说话

3162
02:26:50,820 --> 02:26:53,480
有没有可能没人听说话的是你呢

3163
02:26:53,820 --> 02:26:56,640
哇哦哇哦

3164
02:26:56,640 --> 02:26:57,480
是什么

3165
02:26:58,300 --> 02:27:00,780
哼哼哼

3166
02:27:00,800 --> 02:27:03,320
到时候考试的时候卷着全行吧

3167
02:27:03,320 --> 02:27:04,280
那完蛋了呀

3168
02:27:04,280 --> 02:27:05,720
就重交学费

3169
02:27:05,720 --> 02:27:07,040
那重交学费

3170
02:27:07,040 --> 02:27:11,000
那也太太哎呀

3171
02:27:17,980 --> 02:27:20,760
看不懂就是老师文化造纸不够

3172
02:27:20,760 --> 02:27:22,950
意思是考贸易选修

3173
02:27:22,950 --> 02:27:28,300
然后在在在在这个上面写满那个那个喵喵

3174
02:27:28,300 --> 02:27:30,960
像日语的那个是喵

3175
02:27:31,660 --> 02:27:35,080
然后那个那个英文的那个是那个喵是吧

3176
02:27:35,080 --> 02:27:38,500
是不是说明北美的猫要比日本的猫凶一点啊

3177
02:27:38,500 --> 02:27:39,550
中文的话是喵

3178
02:27:39,550 --> 02:27:42,060
就是m开头的喵

3179
02:27:42,100 --> 02:27:44,820
然后介于两者中间的这种感觉

3180
02:27:50,480 --> 02:27:52,420
主播我一天不看你直播

3181
02:27:52,420 --> 02:27:53,530
我就浑身难受

3182
02:27:53,530 --> 02:27:55,300
这个多洗澡啊

3183
02:27:55,300 --> 02:27:56,200
这个浑身难受

3184
02:27:56,200 --> 02:27:58,480
一般来说不是不看直播的原因啊

3185
02:27:58,500 --> 02:28:01,380
而是而是你懂的你懂的

3186
02:28:01,380 --> 02:28:05,020
这个个人的这个这个卫生做的不是很好啊

3187
02:28:05,020 --> 02:28:07,450
希望你在看我直播之前沐浴更衣

3188
02:28:07,450 --> 02:28:08,220
嗯

3189
02:28:08,960 --> 02:28:12,250
那个哇这就很凶啊

3190
02:28:12,250 --> 02:28:14,860
但是我在这边都没有怎么看到过野猫

3191
02:28:14,860 --> 02:28:16,210
看到它也不会叫

3192
02:28:16,210 --> 02:28:18,420
我很久没有听到过猫叫了

3193
02:28:20,160 --> 02:28:21,220
嗨呀

3194
02:28:27,400 --> 02:28:31,760
大概今天应该差不多就到这里

3195
02:28:31,780 --> 02:28:34,780
然后我每天都是下播时学习

3196
02:28:34,780 --> 02:28:36,980
但下播时其实都是往野那一摊

3197
02:28:37,000 --> 02:28:38,920
然后就发呆发半个小时

3198
02:28:38,920 --> 02:28:39,880
喵了几声了

3199
02:28:39,880 --> 02:28:41,260
大概有个120 30

3200
02:28:41,260 --> 02:28:44,180
双百应该有120 30收

3201
02:28:44,180 --> 02:28:49,220
然后明天欠着人家200个喵娘了

3202
02:28:49,740 --> 02:28:52,080
那你们答应我喵完不跑

3203
02:28:52,080 --> 02:28:55,680
然后不喷敷衍我就把他喵完在下

3204
02:29:10,500 --> 02:29:12,540
那你还是去学习吧

3205
02:29:12,580 --> 02:29:14,620
嗯很多v都养的

3206
02:29:14,620 --> 02:29:16,120
主要为什么不养猫呢

3207
02:29:16,120 --> 02:29:18,020
我觉得房东说的挺对的

3208
02:29:18,040 --> 02:29:19,480
身为一个留学生

3209
02:29:19,480 --> 02:29:23,140
平常的经历一般就用来照顾自己的

3210
02:29:23,140 --> 02:29:27,580
然后你肯定你毕业之后或者研究生毕业

3211
02:29:27,580 --> 02:29:28,420
或者本科毕业之后

3212
02:29:28,420 --> 02:29:30,250
他肯定涉及到要回国嘛

3213
02:29:30,250 --> 02:29:31,480
你假期的时候

3214
02:29:31,480 --> 02:29:32,500
你这个猫怎么办

3215
02:29:32,500 --> 02:29:34,600
如果放在同学家里面的话

3216
02:29:34,620 --> 02:29:36,240
你要养两三个月

3217
02:29:36,240 --> 02:29:36,900
三四个月

3218
02:29:36,900 --> 02:29:38,310
然后才能还给你

3219
02:29:38,310 --> 02:29:40,650
这个期间他好不好两说

3220
02:29:40,650 --> 02:29:42,440
然后就是你毕业之后

3221
02:29:42,720 --> 02:29:44,880
你找工作不在本地找

3222
02:29:44,880 --> 02:29:45,720
如果你回国的话

3223
02:29:45,720 --> 02:29:47,280
这个猫怎么办呢

3224
02:29:47,300 --> 02:29:48,800
你又带不回去他

3225
02:29:48,800 --> 02:29:50,780
你只能在本地再找一个人家

3226
02:29:50,780 --> 02:29:53,300
然后把他就半卖半送的送给人家

3227
02:29:53,300 --> 02:29:55,880
你没有办法对待他的一生负责呀

3228
02:29:55,900 --> 02:29:59,920
留学生就是一个你在这边你不知道能待几年的一个集体

3229
02:29:59,920 --> 02:30:01,180
没有自己的房子

3230
02:30:01,180 --> 02:30:03,020
没有稳定的收入

3231
02:30:03,020 --> 02:30:05,840
也没有那么多的空闲时间去陪伴他

3232
02:30:05,840 --> 02:30:11,240
你没有办法去承担一个生命十几年漫长的人生嘛

3233
02:30:11,240 --> 02:30:14,280
然后所以说即使很想养猫

3234
02:30:14,280 --> 02:30:21,020
我觉得也是呃在这个期间就至少本科期间不会养吧

3235
02:30:21,020 --> 02:30:24,560
如果后面在这边拿到一个稳定的工作的offer的话

3236
02:30:24,560 --> 02:30:26,140
可能会考虑养吗

3237
02:30:28,140 --> 02:30:34,140
就如果说这个这个猫就已知道知道会分别

3238
02:30:34,140 --> 02:30:38,000
那可能还是会选择晚一点再来相遇吧

3239
02:30:38,440 --> 02:30:41,020
主播是不是觉得背后有阴人在盘

3240
02:30:41,020 --> 02:30:42,540
那你们也太重了吧

3241
02:30:44,300 --> 02:30:47,560
爹爹们给我主人上个舰长吧

3242
02:30:47,580 --> 02:30:55,600
哎哎你真的是你真的是让我那喵

3243
02:30:57,760 --> 02:30:58,380
喵

3244
02:31:01,060 --> 02:31:07,260
嗯喵喵呜喵

3245
02:31:09,540 --> 02:31:10,400
喵

3246
02:31:12,300 --> 02:31:14,800
喵喵

3247
02:31:17,560 --> 02:31:18,620
喵

3248
02:31:22,260 --> 02:31:24,740
主播没活可以直播睡觉

3249
02:31:24,740 --> 02:31:26,840
只要直播睡觉的时候就不开播

3250
02:31:26,840 --> 02:31:28,340
就跟他请假了

3251
02:31:28,340 --> 02:31:31,200
喵喵喵

3252
02:31:34,120 --> 02:31:46,540
喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵

3253
02:31:50,600 --> 02:31:51,420
喵

3254
02:31:56,820 --> 02:32:01,660
喵喵喵

3255
02:32:05,740 --> 02:32:08,820
谢谢关注哦

3256
02:32:08,820 --> 02:32:10,500
到你海里来的

3257
02:32:10,500 --> 02:32:30,660
喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵

3258
02:32:30,660 --> 02:32:36,420
喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵

3259
02:32:38,660 --> 02:32:40,720
我最讨厌瞄来瞄去的

3260
02:32:40,720 --> 02:32:43,270
我要听我喜欢的歌手唱的歌

3261
02:32:43,270 --> 02:32:45,340
你喵你m的p

3262
02:32:45,340 --> 02:32:46,440
你给我爬

3263
02:32:47,640 --> 02:32:51,200
好像刚才差不多五六十层

3264
02:32:51,200 --> 02:32:52,240
差不多吧

3265
02:32:53,200 --> 02:33:00,480
喵呜喵呜喵呜喵喵喵喵

3266
02:33:02,680 --> 02:33:04,110
嗷呜哇

3267
02:33:04,110 --> 02:33:05,940
怎么200生有这么多

3268
02:33:05,940 --> 02:33:07,400
哈哈喵

3269
02:33:08,000 --> 02:33:08,980
气死我了

3270
02:33:08,980 --> 02:33:11,880
喵喵喵

3271
02:33:14,140 --> 02:33:26,080
喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵撵走

3272
02:33:26,080 --> 02:33:26,560
下播了

3273
02:33:26,560 --> 02:33:27,940
但我不也得喵完吗

3274
02:33:27,940 --> 02:33:29,950
这个契约精神要放在这

3275
02:33:29,950 --> 02:33:38,400
喵喵喵喵呜喵嗷呜

3276
02:33:39,780 --> 02:33:41,180
我说我要下来

3277
02:33:41,180 --> 02:33:42,500
他看到我在对着电脑

3278
02:33:42,500 --> 02:33:43,280
喵喵喵喵喵

3279
02:33:43,280 --> 02:33:46,130
他会以为我在这是在搞变态的事情了

3280
02:33:46,130 --> 02:33:53,160
喵喵你别摔了东西

3281
02:33:53,160 --> 02:33:54,480
哈哈你别摔了

3282
02:33:54,480 --> 02:33:56,040
我还差五分钟就秒完了

3283
02:33:56,040 --> 02:33:57,800
你别摔了我一刀

3284
02:34:05,500 --> 02:34:29,190
喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵呜嗷呜喵喵喵喵喵哈哈哈

3285
02:34:29,190 --> 02:34:31,320
我好累啊哈哈

3286
02:34:31,320 --> 02:34:33,540
我come back to my cat

3287
02:34:33,540 --> 02:34:34,440
我的月牙

3288
02:34:34,440 --> 02:34:35,940
我好累呀

3289
02:34:36,360 --> 02:34:40,320
喵喵喵喵喵喵喵

3290
02:34:40,320 --> 02:34:41,400
不可以刷了

3291
02:34:41,400 --> 02:34:45,640
喵喵喵喵嗯

3292
02:34:45,760 --> 02:35:01,150
喵喵喵呜嗷呜喵喵喵喵喵喵喵

3293
02:35:01,320 --> 02:35:07,160
啊呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀

3294
02:35:13,620 --> 02:35:15,440
好了喵完了

3295
02:35:15,440 --> 02:35:17,180
我不是说我查够了

3296
02:35:17,190 --> 02:35:18,740
我唱歌了

3297
02:35:18,740 --> 02:35:20,210
我就是不挣钱的包

3298
02:35:20,210 --> 02:35:21,290
就是娇气

3299
02:35:21,290 --> 02:35:22,130
怎么着吧

3300
02:35:22,130 --> 02:35:22,850
怎么着

3301
02:35:22,850 --> 02:35:25,060
尿完了走了拜拜

3302
02:35:25,060 --> 02:35:26,290
我要玩了

3303
02:35:26,290 --> 02:35:28,060
哈哈哈

3304
02:35:28,060 --> 02:35:28,920
小笨

3305
02:35:33,200 --> 02:35:34,260
喵

3306
02:35:36,040 --> 02:35:37,080
小白萝卜

3307
02:35:38,100 --> 02:35:39,440
拜拜拜拜

3308
02:35:40,660 --> 02:35:42,720
喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵

3309
02:35:45,900 --> 02:35:53,620
夜烟呢喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵

3310
02:35:56,100 --> 02:36:02,350
喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵啊

3311
02:36:02,350 --> 02:36:03,100
完了

3312
02:36:03,100 --> 02:36:03,910
暖圆圆

3313
02:36:03,910 --> 02:36:04,720
我去睡

3314
02:36:04,720 --> 02:36:05,500
人妖不对

3315
02:36:05,500 --> 02:36:06,660
我去睡了呀

3316
02:36:06,700 --> 02:36:08,560
我爱小学生

3317
02:36:08,560 --> 02:36:21,080
喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵

3318
02:36:23,760 --> 02:36:29,020
喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵

3319
02:36:31,800 --> 02:36:45,640
喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵

3320
02:36:45,640 --> 02:36:53,320
喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵啊啊啊

3321
02:36:54,580 --> 02:37:12,010
喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵

3322
02:37:12,010 --> 02:37:28,740
喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵哇呜

3323
02:37:29,880 --> 02:37:34,220
下班了看不许刷美女啊

3324
02:37:34,220 --> 02:37:36,320
不许给我刷喵娘走了走了

3325
02:37:48,480 --> 02:37:50,420
喂什么

3326
02:37:50,420 --> 02:37:51,860
10万定阅才能露脸

3327
02:37:51,860 --> 02:37:53,020
走错直播间了

3328
02:37:55,460 --> 02:38:02,460
喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵

3329
02:38:13,180 --> 02:38:15,250
你在我脑海

3330
02:38:15,250 --> 02:38:19,680
宝贝留在红包飘零看空

3331
02:38:21,400 --> 02:38:27,740
哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哈哈哼哼哼

3332
02:38:32,080 --> 02:38:39,340
哎嘿哈哈哈呼哈哈呼哈哈

3333
02:38:39,540 --> 02:38:41,040
好黑呀

3334
02:38:41,040 --> 02:38:42,620
哈哈哈

3335
02:38:47,420 --> 02:38:48,500
哈哈哈

3336
02:39:04,600 --> 02:39:08,940
哇谢谢大家今天的支持

3337
02:39:08,960 --> 02:39:14,300
嗯谢谢你荣获得200个喵娘次元之城和提督

3338
02:39:14,300 --> 02:39:17,960
谢谢哈尔的次元之城和提督

3339
02:39:17,960 --> 02:39:18,860
你好

3340
02:39:18,860 --> 02:39:20,000
逗你离开豆

3341
02:39:20,000 --> 02:39:21,280
谢谢谢谢

3342
02:39:26,340 --> 02:39:32,600
然后今天的舰长因为因为这个舰长过了一次

3343
02:39:32,600 --> 02:39:35,760
所以说没办法感谢了

3344
02:39:37,720 --> 02:39:38,540
晚安娜