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海上的晚霞像燃烧的花

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铺在天空等海鸥先走它

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遥远的帆任风浪拍打

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为梦再痛也不会害怕

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远走的风沙

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去谁的天涯春天

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不是怎么回事啊

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我怎么面部又不好使了

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好生气啊

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哈喽大家晚上好

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说话

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我希望许过的愿望一路生花

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护送那时的梦抵挡过风沙

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指尖的樱花如诗写谁的韶华

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疯狂的热爱夹带着文雅

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我希望许过的

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晚上好白砂糖

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好啦我终于把这个面部呃调调

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调好了吗

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我不知道啊调好了吧

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今天出门了

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所以说在一边插着那个充电线

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一边一边捕捉的

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还挺麻烦的

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谢谢白砂糖的红包

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破费了破费了

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阿里阿豆

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终于开了我等你很久了啊

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今天那个本来是不开的

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然后如果想想

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想第一时间得到主播今天到底是

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播了还是播了的消息

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请加入主播的舰长群和粉丝群呀

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因为这个直播之前会会通知的

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然后周一周四啊

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虽然说现在说挺晚的了

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到7月份就不是这个坐骑了

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7月份就正常了

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7月份能正常播

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然后一天一个月啊一周就休息一天

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我说什么呢我在这

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哈哈哈

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大家别

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别送我b l s能量石了吧

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这个我已经淘汰了吧

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我应该已经淘汰了

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大家别送我能量石了没有用啊

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这个看看你们喜欢的其他主播

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哪个还在榜上

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你送给他们吧这样会比较有用一些

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那雨中的人藏在屋檐下

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岁月在冲刷

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逆流沧桑的喧哗

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砂糖怎么也淘汰了

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你怎么淘汰了砂糖

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然后跟大家打个招呼啊

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晚上好砂糖

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晚上好天地

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晚上好酋长

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小亨太

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晚上好东方正460狼王慵懒常胜辽宁啊

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晚上好

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明治仙人阿香小红星儿林蜀国沈毅等

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晚上来的都是我的店长好开心

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晚上好太太开

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嗯嗯

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晚上好螃蟹我开了

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我也开了

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哎呀我今天就想听这个一路升华

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真的是半天半天找不到

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哪都找不到

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最后没办法了

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拿那个b站播着

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就每天总有一首

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歌特别想听啊

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睡前看到开播了

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那你在我这睡觉吧

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我看一下大家都说什么了

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me play胸满

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什么什么

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主播人呢是吧

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什么daddy open尊重都来了

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爹开门是吧

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啊晚上好

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奶糖不吃

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武松那时的梦抵挡我风沙

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这首歌好好听啊

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我虽然不知道什么时候火的呀

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我一般来说

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流行音乐火了半年我才会第一次听

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啊

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谢谢大家的呃那个什么b l s预选没了

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这个

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谢谢大家我们是前60

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谢谢大家

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的支持

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我们是前66

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安静的夜晚你在想谁吗

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安静的夜晚你再相聚

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耶耶晚上好

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晚上好这个打了辆车回来的谢谢

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白砂糖的两个金币一个泡泡糖

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对我说了6月份要播两次啊

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但是我当时就没没想过

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我这个课排的这么紧

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没办法了

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当时就只有这门课比较适合选嘛

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最后就就哎呀

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总之就

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7月份开始应该可以多播一些了

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7月和8月应该没什么太大的问题啊

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因为我这门课6月底就结了

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然后我还有两个月的时间呢

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嗯

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没事我们下个赛段再努力啊

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叔叔为了骗钱开了5个赛段呢

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不要着急

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对别急别急我们都别急

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不着急我只喜欢你怎么办

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真的吗呃你既然这么说那我就相信了

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我我我很容易相信别人的

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你这么说我就相信了

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晚上好

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大家晚上好谢谢全糖奶清的Pica

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感谢支持欢迎找你Alika的

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问的好但是不再建长群

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谁知道主播有开播呢

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好问题

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给我们拿出来给我们念

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燕燕作息太阴间了

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不对啊我

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是姜大人

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我是很正常的作息啊

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我我没有我没有不改我很正常好吧

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这个我只是在阴间作息

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直播只是希望

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给所有喜欢熬夜的管人观众一个家

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呀其实说白了就是白天打不过别人

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晚上这个这个出门

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呃顶着顶着顶着垃圾桶盖子捡垃圾吃

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晚上偷偷的捡捡

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白天的话会被卷的死无葬身之处

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真正的鼠鼠只会在夜晚出没啊

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比如说我

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我只是想成为一只猫

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其实我只是一只小老鼠哩

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谢谢狼王的打call

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谢谢明治先人的牛蛙

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谢谢蓝小f昌盛谢谢东方正420

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你抱着一条鱼干嘛

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当然是我的口粮啊

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我打车回来

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就意味着我吃不上中午饭了

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家人们每天花的钱是有限的

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今天的100块钱花在打车上了

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所以今天就不能点外卖了

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哈哈哈哈

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要直播的话

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周一周四要直播的话我应该直播的

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收益还赚不回来我这个

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吃外卖加上打车的钱

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所以说一般下播就直接40分钟走回来

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然后自己随便做点东西吃

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主要时间跟那个

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这个跟这个金钱会比较有冲突啊

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没办法下播正好就是我平常

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要要下播的那个时间

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太好了我熬到5点半去机场

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可是我不能播到5点半啊我下午

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我今天播不了太久

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我晚上还要还要那个什么呢

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我晚上还有小主讨论呢

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因为我觉得早上应该是播不了了

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我们应该小主讨论要讨很久吧然后就

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呃现在这个点播一下吧

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要不然的话挺不好意思的对吧

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昨天也不播今天也不播

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今天当混子

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100是加币吗

180
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那肯定不可能一天花100加币啊

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我操那是什么

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少爷公主一天花100加币那也太贵了

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谢谢明智仙人的喵娘

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喵

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喵

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安利哥怎么样

187
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肯定不可能的呀

188
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那个100人民币了

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嗯

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欢迎海捕山

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不是主播自己播音

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我的天呐

193
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你们想看我直播还还说我自己播音

194
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你们这样我下次你们喊我也不播了

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好生气呀

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凌晨醒着还要说直播播音阶吗

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我我是加拿大人

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这是我们这边白天贼亮

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电视不用开灯就可多光了

200
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不是啦谁说的耶人是晚上的垃圾

201
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我说我我

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好吧我

203
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小组讨论一下

204
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有一个那个要做president的作业

205
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然后要那个

206
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晚上一起写一下那个kiss

207
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别的祖宗快做完了

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我们祖还没开始动呢

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哈哈哈

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我们祖宗是海比

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祖伴

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贝加姆停了可以放一个流光练习曲吗

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哎呀真好真好

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就是我能放的少数的歌之一

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啊啊谢谢陈倩的IC

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不要破费了我不是跟你说了吗

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打什么什么都会被戒掉的

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打弹幕也会被戒掉的

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我不是大v啦大VS都念不过来

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我这边有弹幕就挺好的了

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所以不要太破费

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谢谢甜甜的IC

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感谢支持要好好吃饭

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对的对的你也是

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你阿里盖豆

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谢谢谢谢

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就是说

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呃咱们就是说这个不要太破费了

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没事我可以看米烟的录播

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米烟不播的话你哪有录播看啊

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哈哈哈

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米烟不播你有录播看吗对吧

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什么东西

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我们小组肯定会讨论啊

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那个不讨论的话谁能写完那么多呀

236
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是我想看着我不是加拿大人

237
00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:25,766
我是人在加拿大人

238
00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:28,599
人呢啊加拿大肥猫

239
00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:30,366
你才是加拿大肥猫呢

240
00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:32,200
我们之间已经隔了一层

241
00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:33,533
可被人后仗毙了

242
00:09:33,533 --> 00:09:35,366
没有没有阿平才是加拿大人

243
00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:36,399
我不是我不是

244
00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:38,266
可你才是加拿大人

245
00:09:38,266 --> 00:09:39,199
哈哈哈

246
00:09:40,666 --> 00:09:41,899
你怎么又上来

247
00:09:41,900 --> 00:09:43,533
我为什么不能上来啊

248
00:09:43,533 --> 00:09:44,699
这皮是真好看

249
00:09:44,700 --> 00:09:45,666
阿迪盖德内

250
00:09:45,666 --> 00:09:46,733
谢谢谢谢

251
00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,900
嗯我今天想当白猫猫啊

252
00:09:49,900 --> 00:09:51,733
因为夏天到了

253
00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,066
加拿大这边的

254
00:09:53,066 --> 00:09:55,733
防晒的东西感觉都不是特别好用啊

255
00:09:55,733 --> 00:09:57,099
就只防晒伤

256
00:09:57,266 --> 00:09:58,533
不防晒黑

257
00:09:58,533 --> 00:10:02,066
然后我又是那种一晒就特别容易呃

258
00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:03,133
肤色不匀

259
00:10:03,133 --> 00:10:04,999
然后就特别不好看的那种然后

260
00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,500
所以说希望

261
00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:09,300
在夏天可以当一只可爱的小白毛驴

262
00:10:09,466 --> 00:10:14,133
或者是加布加布呃数字2333

263
00:10:14,366 --> 00:10:17,666
呃但是大家应该没有听说过这位老师

264
00:10:17,666 --> 00:10:19,299
因为他只画了我一个v

265
00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:22,000
就他也不画别的v他只画了我一个v

266
00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:24,166
呃这又要讲我们

267
00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:27,333
我当年是怎么在贴爸爸画室捡到然后

268
00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:30,166
跟模型师两个人一起一起

269
00:10:30,166 --> 00:10:31,899
这个这个教他拆分

270
00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:33,600
哈哈哈

271
00:10:34,366 --> 00:10:35,699
反正就是我这个皮

272
00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:38,100
你看起来整体会觉得挺好看

273
00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:40,900
但其实如果我贴到你的脸上就比如说

274
00:10:41,066 --> 00:10:42,533
我我我我

275
00:10:42,533 --> 00:10:45,133
我离你很近很近贴到你的脸上的话

276
00:10:45,133 --> 00:10:46,899
你会发现这个皮的那个

277
00:10:47,066 --> 00:10:50,299
精度我不如其他的皮套

278
00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:52,333
那是因为一分钱一分货

279
00:10:52,666 --> 00:10:54,899
就可能有一些特别贵的皮套

280
00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:56,733
要在我这个画的

281
00:10:56,733 --> 00:10:57,966
价格后面加个0

282
00:10:57,966 --> 00:10:58,766
啊对

283
00:10:58,900 --> 00:11:01,766
呃我这个就是特别经济适用型啊

284
00:11:01,766 --> 00:11:03,699
我觉得也很可爱我很喜欢

285
00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:05,900
但是精度就没有那么高了

286
00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:07,500
可能会有点小糊

287
00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:09,599
就呃没关系啦

288
00:11:11,133 --> 00:11:12,566
自己一个人咪叫

289
00:11:12,566 --> 00:11:15,499
哎呀人人今天来就带我的牌子呀

290
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:16,566
哥们想你了我

291
00:11:16,566 --> 00:11:17,799
也想你了

292
00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:19,333
嘿嘿嘿

293
00:11:19,966 --> 00:11:20,766
娘

294
00:11:21,566 --> 00:11:22,499
我也想你

295
00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:24,300
梨快快快凑近看看

296
00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:26,666
我是不是好久没有好好看过我了

297
00:11:26,733 --> 00:11:28,899
嗯嗯哼

298
00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:30,533
你这个多少钱啊

299
00:11:30,533 --> 00:11:33,266
这个呃这个皮其实也也挺贵的

300
00:11:33,266 --> 00:11:35,133
但是我出道当时

301
00:11:35,133 --> 00:11:38,266
就刚刚出道的时候的那个皮挺便宜的

302
00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:43,966
就连建模带话一共也才3,0003,000多一点

303
00:11:43,966 --> 00:11:46,899
对到后面因为那个呃

304
00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:49,500
签约了呀或者什么什么之类的

305
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:52,100
就反正这个皮套还是挺贵的

306
00:11:52,333 --> 00:11:52,799
但是

307
00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:55,366
这个圆形的那个皮还是挺便宜的了

308
00:11:55,466 --> 00:11:57,333
夹布没有没有他叫夹布

309
00:11:57,333 --> 00:12:01,866
夹布就是呃我我打在屏幕上

310
00:12:17,166 --> 00:12:20,099
大猫只念了半句我在这里

311
00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:22,800
离我在这里我就要凑的很近

312
00:12:24,866 --> 00:12:27,333
小组作业不是一个人就做完了吗

313
00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:28,999
真的吗你能来带飞我吗

314
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,266
我也想有一个

315
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:33,166
一个人都做完小组作业的这个人啊

316
00:12:33,700 --> 00:12:35,200
看不出来哪里模糊

317
00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:38,400
这明明就比人家的皮套要模糊好多

318
00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:39,700
很正常吧

319
00:12:40,133 --> 00:12:42,866
毕竟一分钱一分货嘛对吧

320
00:12:44,066 --> 00:12:46,333
主播已经出了这个8分钱了

321
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:47,866
已经得到12分货了

322
00:12:47,866 --> 00:12:49,866
肯定比不上人家出12分钱的

323
00:12:49,866 --> 00:12:52,133
我觉得猫猫大脸

324
00:12:52,133 --> 00:12:54,599
你才大脸呢这叫萝莉

325
00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:55,966
我觉得这很合适啊

326
00:12:55,966 --> 00:12:58,266
这怎么能叫大脸呢生气

327
00:12:58,600 --> 00:12:59,400
哼

328
00:13:04,166 --> 00:13:07,533
只念了半句主播宣布宣布

329
00:13:07,766 --> 00:13:08,966
大姑大姑

330
00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:11,966
欢迎斯特林格的保卫者晚上好

331
00:13:11,966 --> 00:13:13,799
谢谢他打开的情书

332
00:13:14,900 --> 00:13:15,400
嗯

333
00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:16,566
这是他的开的

334
00:13:16,566 --> 00:13:20,499
这个好哎哎这个来自瓷器是吧

335
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,300
大喵喵晚上好呀

336
00:13:22,466 --> 00:13:23,666
要叫小虫是吧

337
00:13:23,666 --> 00:13:24,766
不是了不是了

338
00:13:24,766 --> 00:13:27,133
小虫的米都是他自己开的

339
00:13:27,366 --> 00:13:30,133
他他他要多少我就给他多少

340
00:13:30,133 --> 00:13:32,166
然后他说我也不知道要多少啊

341
00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:35,666
然后我们就去投一个那个那个筛子

342
00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:39,300
摇到多少然后就开多少

343
00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:40,600
谢谢哲学的牛

344
00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,800
蛙好的雅丽开动

345
00:13:43,566 --> 00:13:44,999
我也觉得很合适

346
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:45,800
娘娘

347
00:13:46,866 --> 00:13:48,299
你都是一个人干完的

348
00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:49,533
诚招一个人能

349
00:13:49,533 --> 00:13:51,799
干完小组作业的人加入我的小组

350
00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:53,566
帮我写小组作业

351
00:13:54,566 --> 00:13:57,133
真的我们真的是这么定价的

352
00:13:58,500 --> 00:13:58,900
就

353
00:13:58,900 --> 00:14:01,766
这个建模的时候然后他给我一个范围

354
00:14:01,766 --> 00:14:03,599
就是比如说从那个

355
00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:05,133
什么什么

356
00:14:05,133 --> 00:14:07,466
4,000到6,000然后他就摇个骰

357
00:14:07,466 --> 00:14:09,466
子在这个里面随机一个数字啊

358
00:14:09,466 --> 00:14:10,299
然后他就

359
00:14:10,466 --> 00:14:13,299
他就他就呃按照那个来收费啊

360
00:14:14,266 --> 00:14:15,066
啊

361
00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:17,600
谢谢爱心的爱心红豆

362
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:18,333
你啊这个

363
00:14:18,333 --> 00:14:21,166
都自己一个人全做完就不用讨论了

364
00:14:21,166 --> 00:14:23,733
才不要呢我才不要自己全做完呢

365
00:14:24,066 --> 00:14:25,099
诚招一些

366
00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:26,566
会自己都做完

367
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,766
小组作业的人加入我的小组

368
00:14:28,766 --> 00:14:31,799
然后让你们每个人只做1/3

369
00:14:32,366 --> 00:14:34,066
嗯然后我我负责

370
00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:36,299
我负责给大家直播怎么样

371
00:14:36,533 --> 00:14:38,299
最讨厌小主作业

372
00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:39,600
也不是吧主要

373
00:14:40,266 --> 00:14:41,799
到今天我才知道

374
00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,266
我后面坐着的那个女

375
00:14:43,266 --> 00:14:45,133
生居然跟我是同一个组的

376
00:14:45,133 --> 00:14:47,066
我都不知道他跟我是一个组的

377
00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:50,299
今天晚上要要最终讨论小组作业了

378
00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:51,800
他才来拍了拍我呀

379
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:54,133
跟我说呃我们是一个组的

380
00:14:54,133 --> 00:14:56,066
我说哎我们是一个组的

381
00:14:56,133 --> 00:14:57,466
他说嗯嗯对

382
00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,100
我都不知道这件事情

383
00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:01,700
我只知道我原来我们组还有一个中国

384
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:03,300
人我一直以为这个

385
00:15:03,533 --> 00:15:04,366
我们组织

386
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,700
我跟那个上次一起看那一广告

387
00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:09,266
特别尴尬的那个哥们两个中国人呢

388
00:15:09,266 --> 00:15:10,266
结果原来是

389
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:11,600
这么多人呢

390
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:14,766
这是什么傻帽

391
00:15:14,766 --> 00:15:17,533
这不是我傻呀他也没告诉我呀

392
00:15:19,066 --> 00:15:21,499
一个两个干活其他人围观着

393
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,133
我们这种就是呃

394
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:26,100
外国的这两个妹妹就比较说话

395
00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:29,000
然后我们三个中国人一般就写东西

396
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,566
不太爱说话

397
00:15:39,466 --> 00:15:40,766
思路不一样吧

398
00:15:41,466 --> 00:15:43,099
根本就算了你看为什

399
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:43,900
么会更改

400
00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:46,533
主要是当时正好分到一组

401
00:15:46,533 --> 00:15:49,566
去讨论讨论那个那个克奇还是

402
00:15:49,733 --> 00:15:51,733
研究那个维多利亚的秘密

403
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:54,166
那个内衣广告的一个营销的那个

404
00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:54,966
那个什么

405
00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:57,900
品牌文化影响之类的东西啊

406
00:15:57,900 --> 00:15:59,733
然后就就

407
00:15:59,733 --> 00:16:02,599
我们两个奋斗的任务正好是去找

408
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:03,766
他的那个

409
00:16:04,133 --> 00:16:05,599
营销的实力

410
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:08,133
然后我们两个就对着那个内衣广告

411
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,133
一顿乱翻

412
00:16:09,133 --> 00:16:10,266
就很尴尬呀

413
00:16:10,266 --> 00:16:11,066
对

414
00:16:11,533 --> 00:16:14,799
维多利亚的秘密你们不是有认识吗

415
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:16,966
认识不知道谁长什么样啊

416
00:16:16,966 --> 00:16:18,533
比如说我的意思就是

417
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:21,000
就是特别的一个一个一个

418
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,700
一个小猫当头像的

419
00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:25,600
人家都是拿自己的自拍当头像的

420
00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:27,533
就我是个二次元傻卵

421
00:16:27,533 --> 00:16:29,933
我拿一只猫当头像真尴尬

422
00:16:30,766 --> 00:16:33,299
每次小组赛都觉得一个人做更快

423
00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:35,066
那倒也不是不行啊

424
00:16:35,266 --> 00:16:37,933
怎么了这我是不太懂

425
00:16:37,933 --> 00:16:41,266
要是跟数学历史相关的随便问

426
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:42,866
能直播6维密吗

427
00:16:42,866 --> 00:16:44,099
那会被绊的吧

428
00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:46,700
处男超管那么那么那么处

429
00:16:46,966 --> 00:16:50,899
他肯定那么出生他肯定不会容许我

430
00:16:51,133 --> 00:16:54,266
现场看那个维多利亚的秘密吧

431
00:16:54,366 --> 00:16:56,099
小蜜一时肉肉

432
00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:58,366
谢谢喵什么都不发了

433
00:16:58,366 --> 00:17:01,099
只是用来讨论小组作业的

434
00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:03,133
要是有发东西的话

435
00:17:03,133 --> 00:17:04,933
我倒是会告诉大家的

436
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,866
好久不见呀

437
00:17:07,466 --> 00:17:08,866
啊k晚上好

438
00:17:08,866 --> 00:17:10,566
你上次说要来看我的

439
00:17:10,566 --> 00:17:13,499
然后你没来我还特意早开播了20分钟

440
00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:18,066
狠狠的狠狠的记住了狠狠的记仇了

441
00:17:18,066 --> 00:17:18,866
好吧

442
00:17:19,066 --> 00:17:22,333
你的意思为什么不是米呀妹啊妹啊

443
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:24,566
不知道为什么当地人喜欢叫咪啊

444
00:17:24,566 --> 00:17:25,699
叫叫妹啊

445
00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:27,666
呃我也不知道为什么呀

446
00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:31,666
但是我觉得为什么不是那个Mia Mia呢

447
00:17:31,666 --> 00:17:33,399
就你拿社团号看着啊

448
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,366
让你看了那我原谅你了

449
00:17:35,666 --> 00:17:39,499
我真的呃特别的特别的善解

450
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:41,600
人意啊就特别的可爱

451
00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:44,000
原谅你你也不理我

452
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,733
我哪有不理你啊

453
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,200
你说话了吗

454
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,933
我还没原谅你呢

455
00:17:48,933 --> 00:17:50,799
那我们互相原谅一下吧

456
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:51,966
那我们各退一步嘛

457
00:17:51,966 --> 00:17:53,366
我们互相原谅一下

458
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:56,300
他的那个等玫瑰

459
00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:58,300
主播不理白字

460
00:17:58,300 --> 00:18:00,066
你才不理白字呢

461
00:18:00,966 --> 00:18:01,799
我没有啊

462
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:03,533
没有看到你那个社团号呀

463
00:18:03,533 --> 00:18:04,899
我看到了吗

464
00:18:05,100 --> 00:18:06,900
没有你说话了吗

465
00:18:07,133 --> 00:18:08,299
我不知道

466
00:18:08,866 --> 00:18:10,499
晚上好小鸟

467
00:18:10,766 --> 00:18:12,133
篮子也不连

468
00:18:17,566 --> 00:18:22,933
抽卡啊谢谢娘娘的彩虹甜筒呀

469
00:18:22,933 --> 00:18:24,166
红中你爱的个中

470
00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:24,966
喵

471
00:18:24,966 --> 00:18:27,999
谢谢谢谢今日运气小迪

472
00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:29,133
嗯

473
00:18:29,666 --> 00:18:33,399
这里IC谁这里IC了真是的

474
00:18:34,533 --> 00:18:36,866
主播在你们心里就是这么以你

475
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:37,999
为导向的人吗

476
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,066
当然不是的了

477
00:18:39,066 --> 00:18:40,199
我我是一个

478
00:18:40,866 --> 00:18:41,733
嗓子好哑

479
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,066
等一下等一下

480
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:12,666
狂干狂干一个

481
00:19:12,666 --> 00:19:13,699
那个龙角散呢

482
00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:14,866
哈哈哈

483
00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:18,600
要是说有什么吃播主播能创造记录

484
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,200
应该就是吃龙角散吧

485
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:20,566
主播

486
00:19:20,566 --> 00:19:22,866
吃龙角散的这个频率和速率是真的

487
00:19:22,866 --> 00:19:23,666
高

488
00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:25,800
燕燕要是只理IC的话

489
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,766
那基本我就不用说话了

490
00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:29,866
那为什么我不玩禁言机呢

491
00:19:29,866 --> 00:19:33,099
像其他主播一样弄个禁言机

492
00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:36,300
谁打多久IC就能就能让我说话多久

493
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,666
是吧人家都是打IC可以禁言

494
00:19:38,666 --> 00:19:40,566
主播打多久就能禁言多久

495
00:19:40,566 --> 00:19:43,799
我是IC多久我能说多久的话是吧

496
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,700
那我这一字千金也太贵了吧

497
00:19:46,866 --> 00:19:48,299
我没有别的追求了

498
00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:48,966
这场直播

499
00:19:48,966 --> 00:19:51,133
能让我把那个我打车的钱赚回来

500
00:19:51,133 --> 00:19:52,266
就行了现在应该

501
00:19:52,533 --> 00:19:55,133
呃不知道赚不赚回来就赚回来就行了

502
00:19:55,133 --> 00:19:56,499
供过山顶就行

503
00:19:57,933 --> 00:20:01,566
谢谢谢谢鸟鸟的爱心啊非常感谢

504
00:20:01,566 --> 00:20:02,333
以后叫你啊

505
00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:03,599
应该的谢谢谢谢

506
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,666
主播可以一口掐一条龙教材吗

507
00:20:05,666 --> 00:20:06,899
这有什么难的呀

508
00:20:07,566 --> 00:20:08,299
你你

509
00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:09,300
你知不知道那个

510
00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:12,100
龙教材我吃的是那种粉末的呀

511
00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:15,066
那种撕开之后直接往喉咙那边倒

512
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,800
吃一条我还觉得有点少

513
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,333
可能要吃2条左右

514
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:20,299
耶耶

515
00:20:20,466 --> 00:20:22,766
你怎么好像这么久没见我的样子

516
00:20:22,766 --> 00:20:23,699
超然怎么了

517
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:24,733
晚上好

518
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,800
谢谢娘娘的送分小心心啊

519
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:28,500
欢迎珍妮啊

520
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:29,366
迪卡托尼

521
00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:32,333
今天能溜视频吗

522
00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:34,333
溜视频都是后半段的

523
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,899
先让我聊完天然后咱们再溜视频

524
00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:38,966
等我没活了再溜视频对吧

525
00:20:39,533 --> 00:20:41,366
大概一个月要吃多少吧

526
00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:42,533
一个月吃龙角散

527
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:45,099
可能都要吃个500人民币左右的吧

528
00:20:46,533 --> 00:20:48,699
如果每天播一场的话

529
00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:51,700
大概一周能吃完一盒

530
00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:53,566
一盒多一点

531
00:20:53,566 --> 00:20:57,133
如果每天播两场的话可能5天吃一盒

532
00:20:57,133 --> 00:20:58,566
一盒是多少条

533
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,466
一盒是16条吧

534
00:21:01,966 --> 00:21:02,966
我不知道

535
00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:08,166
反正他说一天最多吃6包

536
00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:09,266
我没有吃过顶啊

537
00:21:09,266 --> 00:21:11,733
我一天最多吃3包就不会吃太多了

538
00:21:11,733 --> 00:21:13,399
吃太多我也怕有问题

539
00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:16,099
烟喝大力吧

540
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:17,500
那不是农药吗

541
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,100
你你想让我死

542
00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:20,866
我只想好好直播

543
00:21:21,066 --> 00:21:24,999
我只想好好的做做大家的米呀咪呀

544
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,566
你居然想让我干了你真的好毒

545
00:21:27,566 --> 00:21:28,533
我的天呐

546
00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:30,900
主办b l y是没晋级啊

547
00:21:30,900 --> 00:21:32,766
我都没直播怎么可能晋级呢

548
00:21:32,766 --> 00:21:34,366
难不成你指望从天而降

549
00:21:34,366 --> 00:21:36,566
有人有人出来拯救我是吧

550
00:21:36,566 --> 00:21:37,666
怎么可能呢

551
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,066
燕子动态那个什么

552
00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:43,333
我操对面好厉害

553
00:21:43,866 --> 00:21:47,466
我说的不是那个那个那个康斯列瓦

554
00:21:47,466 --> 00:21:48,699
我说的是那个

555
00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:50,466
我不知道那个词怎么念啊

556
00:21:51,366 --> 00:21:53,133
我说的是CB那个社

557
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:56,466
就是找见笑还有那个谁

558
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,900
丽花瑶他们那个社团

559
00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:00,300
之前出过事情

560
00:22:00,300 --> 00:22:02,400
还有基带因果的那个社团

561
00:22:03,266 --> 00:22:05,566
前两天我就刷到那个谁了

562
00:22:05,966 --> 00:22:07,799
前两天我就刷到那个那个

563
00:22:08,900 --> 00:22:10,933
梨花园然后他的那个蝎

564
00:22:10,933 --> 00:22:12,166
子皮

565
00:22:13,133 --> 00:22:13,966
怎么说呢

566
00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:15,099
本来那个梨花园

567
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:17,166
我还是看过一些时间的

568
00:22:17,166 --> 00:22:18,899
然后现在这个梨花园就

569
00:22:19,333 --> 00:22:21,566
呃直播风格挺

570
00:22:22,733 --> 00:22:23,866
我不知道怎么评价呀

571
00:22:23,866 --> 00:22:26,166
总之就是挺挺有点奇怪吧

572
00:22:26,266 --> 00:22:27,799
就稍微有点小怪

573
00:22:29,266 --> 00:22:30,566
什么无知总督

574
00:22:31,366 --> 00:22:32,333
我不知道啊

575
00:22:33,900 --> 00:22:35,466
主播是钱币

576
00:22:35,466 --> 00:22:37,499
l是冠军不限于参加

577
00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:40,800
怎么可能啊不是不是不是不是

578
00:22:42,733 --> 00:22:45,199
c b s对啊c b s那个

579
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:47,933
结果今天他把那个老大哥

580
00:22:47,933 --> 00:22:49,466
就是找见小3K

581
00:22:49,466 --> 00:22:50,333
大家知道吧

582
00:22:50,333 --> 00:22:53,799
就那个之前卖卖那个呃呃呃

583
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,200
哈哈哈

584
00:22:55,366 --> 00:22:57,966
认认那个披家披家的这个

585
00:22:57,966 --> 00:23:02,099
这个其他其他的这个这个观众当姐夫

586
00:23:02,166 --> 00:23:03,066
然后

587
00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:05,766
那个有好多总督的那个

588
00:23:05,766 --> 00:23:07,899
很厉害的虚拟宋丹丹

589
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:09,566
出了自己装扮的

590
00:23:09,566 --> 00:23:10,533
我万万没想到

591
00:23:10,533 --> 00:23:13,066
出了自己装扮居然还被拿来借尸

592
00:23:13,066 --> 00:23:15,733
还回来还的还不是同一个魂

593
00:23:15,733 --> 00:23:16,766
而且这个人他

594
00:23:17,933 --> 00:23:19,866
他是敬畏前辈就算了

595
00:23:19,866 --> 00:23:21,366
他一点也不敬畏前辈

596
00:23:21,366 --> 00:23:23,333
然后今天晚上一天抱着点

597
00:23:23,333 --> 00:23:24,766
够我吃一周的饭了

598
00:23:27,733 --> 00:23:32,133
前b l s冠军PK大战都被爆杀大家都

599
00:23:32,733 --> 00:23:33,933
冷眼旁观

600
00:23:33,933 --> 00:23:35,366
那我也没办法呀

601
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:37,400
哎

602
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,700
那能怎么办我我直接

603
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,700
这个PK输了我就表演一个开哭

604
00:23:42,700 --> 00:23:44,600
然后然后然后开始炫粉

605
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:46,166
那那这也太不好了吧

606
00:23:46,166 --> 00:23:49,799
感觉不太符合这个我们的怎么说

607
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:51,000
不太符合我们

608
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,600
我们直播一直以来的风格啊哈哈哈

609
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:59,366
考虑过招募他身上可能有合同吧

610
00:24:02,166 --> 00:24:02,966
有这种事

611
00:24:02,966 --> 00:24:04,133
对面好厉害呀

612
00:24:04,133 --> 00:24:04,799
对呀

613
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,266
燕子少说点吧能听出嗓子不太好了

614
00:24:07,266 --> 00:24:08,399
人都坐在这了

615
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:09,866
要是嗓子真不好

616
00:24:10,066 --> 00:24:11,166
就坐在这了

617
00:24:11,166 --> 00:24:12,199
就一定要说

618
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,766
如果不坐在这的话

619
00:24:13,766 --> 00:24:15,333
那可能就不来直播了

620
00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:16,733
你都开播了然后

621
00:24:16,733 --> 00:24:18,166
你说嗓子不好然后

622
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,266
你坐在这

623
00:24:20,866 --> 00:24:23,499
那谁说呀对吧哈哈哈

624
00:24:23,533 --> 00:24:26,666
直播间开都开了我都来开台了

625
00:24:26,666 --> 00:24:28,466
那我怎么可能不说话呢

626
00:24:29,266 --> 00:24:30,766
颜面就是这样的

627
00:24:32,133 --> 00:24:34,333
颜颜有没有卖枇杷膏的

628
00:24:34,333 --> 00:24:36,466
我我不吃那种糖浆类的

629
00:24:36,466 --> 00:24:39,066
我觉得糖浆类的呼嗓子不清澈

630
00:24:39,666 --> 00:24:42,366
我在国内吃的那个药特别的难吃

631
00:24:42,366 --> 00:24:44,733
但大家如果有相关的这个

632
00:24:44,866 --> 00:24:46,466
困扰的话我推荐大家一下

633
00:24:46,466 --> 00:24:48,166
我把它打在屏幕上吧

634
00:24:48,166 --> 00:24:52,066
baby you baby you know i love you

635
00:24:55,933 --> 00:24:58,466
我看一下他叫菊梅粒烟颗粒啊

636
00:24:58,466 --> 00:25:00,166
但这几个字好难打呀

637
00:25:07,966 --> 00:25:10,799
对如果大家有相关的这个需求的话

638
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,666
可以试一下这个橘莓的烟颗粒啊

639
00:25:12,666 --> 00:25:13,733
它非常好用

640
00:25:14,666 --> 00:25:15,899
主播PK票有啥用

641
00:25:15,900 --> 00:25:17,866
没啥用没有用PK票没有用

642
00:25:17,866 --> 00:25:20,699
你按这个顺序新的英国也要登台了

643
00:25:20,700 --> 00:25:23,866
我本来以为他只是想这个这个什么

644
00:25:23,866 --> 00:25:25,866
呃秋兔满月的时候我没说话

645
00:25:25,866 --> 00:25:27,199
绿花摇的时候我没说话

646
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:30,266
这个这个轮到早见笑了我真播不住了

647
00:25:30,266 --> 00:25:32,866
而且那个那个点爆了真的是

648
00:25:33,733 --> 00:25:35,666
我下课的这5分钟

649
00:25:35,666 --> 00:25:38,799
看他一眼就发现他爆了不少星点

650
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:39,533
还有耐心

651
00:25:39,533 --> 00:25:41,133
那都什么东西啊这是

652
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:45,166
嗓子不好别夹了这叫这叫职业素养啊

653
00:25:45,166 --> 00:25:48,199
嗓子再不好也是得保持音乐声线的

654
00:25:49,733 --> 00:25:51,099
吃你吃没有用

655
00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:54,933
换去开连麦功能让酋长上麦算了吧

656
00:25:56,366 --> 00:25:58,366
说的别太假了

657
00:25:58,500 --> 00:26:02,266
为了让PK票有用主播能打开摄像头吗

658
00:26:02,266 --> 00:26:03,766
我觉得这个嗯

659
00:26:03,966 --> 00:26:05,899
这就好像你买了一瓶醋

660
00:26:05,900 --> 00:26:07,500
你去隔壁借了一个

661
00:26:07,866 --> 00:26:09,399
借了一个饺子一样

662
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:12,500
橘梅粒烟颗粒

663
00:26:12,733 --> 00:26:13,933
嗯嗯

664
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:16,733
还好吧其实我不觉得难受啊

665
00:26:16,733 --> 00:26:17,499
只是大家听起来

666
00:26:17,500 --> 00:26:20,133
这个声音可能烈化的比较明显一点

667
00:26:20,333 --> 00:26:21,899
因为呃

668
00:26:22,366 --> 00:26:25,199
我的用嗓方法可能不太正确

669
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:28,266
就没有办法保证声带一直稳定

670
00:26:30,133 --> 00:26:31,933
大家听起来好就行

671
00:26:31,933 --> 00:26:33,666
我自己其实没有难受

672
00:26:33,666 --> 00:26:36,699
如果我难受觉得一直想咳嗽啊之类的

673
00:26:36,766 --> 00:26:39,533
这种特别影响直播的

674
00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:42,400
这种病我肯定会去休息的

675
00:26:42,566 --> 00:26:43,733
就是假酒了

676
00:26:43,733 --> 00:26:45,366
对的对的就是假酒了

677
00:26:45,366 --> 00:26:46,166
要不然的话

678
00:26:46,300 --> 00:26:49,333
主播总不能直接拿这个这个纯本意

679
00:26:49,333 --> 00:26:49,966
来播吧

680
00:26:49,966 --> 00:26:53,299
太白赖了算了算了还是假酒直播吧

681
00:26:58,500 --> 00:26:59,766
你干嘛瞅着

682
00:27:01,366 --> 00:27:02,766
我操瞅着

683
00:27:04,266 --> 00:27:05,799
别别别呀

684
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:06,800
你这个

685
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:11,100
大大家都知道抽奖这个这个

686
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,933
酋长你把你的收款码发给我

687
00:27:16,933 --> 00:27:18,899
我给你那个那个什么

688
00:27:18,933 --> 00:27:20,299
咱们两个合砍一个爱心

689
00:27:20,300 --> 00:27:24,133
谢谢酋长的送菠菜的饭房感谢红豆

690
00:27:24,133 --> 00:27:24,933
你还应该懂

691
00:27:24,933 --> 00:27:26,099
谢谢谢谢

692
00:27:26,366 --> 00:27:27,799
燕子我的好燕子

693
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:30,100
我把我的外卖钱给你你好好吃饭

694
00:27:30,100 --> 00:27:32,266
不不不不不不要不要吃个

695
00:27:32,366 --> 00:27:33,466
我想吃什么的话

696
00:27:33,466 --> 00:27:35,866
我到时候可以在直播间抽天选

697
00:27:35,866 --> 00:27:37,099
抽给音乐人吃

698
00:27:37,100 --> 00:27:39,333
我以前就经常干这种事情啊因为

699
00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:43,600
呃在我这边就能吃个外卖要150200

700
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:44,400
在国内的话

701
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:47,133
可能三四十就能吃一顿特别

702
00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:48,666
不错的外卖了

703
00:27:48,666 --> 00:27:51,533
所以不太划算啊真的不合算

704
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,900
我除非是特别没空直播

705
00:27:53,900 --> 00:27:54,466
或者想

706
00:27:54,466 --> 00:27:56,933
吃的东西自己实在实在是做不出来

707
00:27:56,933 --> 00:27:58,499
然后才会点外卖的

708
00:27:58,900 --> 00:28:00,400
谢谢酋长的爱心啊

709
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:01,933
酋长把收款版发给我

710
00:28:01,933 --> 00:28:03,199
不要不要为难自己啊

711
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:04,000
这个这个

712
00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:07,400
大家都知道酋长是呃这个男大学生

713
00:28:07,766 --> 00:28:10,199
然后平常生活比较比较简简

714
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,200
简简简单简约的

715
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:13,533
这个不要这样

716
00:28:16,166 --> 00:28:18,666
天只能用本音说一句话吗

717
00:28:18,666 --> 00:28:21,366
我已经找不出来我的本音是哪个了

718
00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:23,333
面对着电脑摄像头

719
00:28:23,566 --> 00:28:25,599
我的本音就是现在这样

720
00:28:26,133 --> 00:28:29,499
你要让我说本音的话那可能就

721
00:28:29,533 --> 00:28:30,333
呃

722
00:28:31,366 --> 00:28:32,366
hello hello

723
00:28:33,666 --> 00:28:35,733
可能就比较接近这种嗯

724
00:28:35,733 --> 00:28:37,166
低沉一点的声音吧

725
00:28:37,166 --> 00:28:38,666
对大概就这样

726
00:28:39,966 --> 00:28:41,099
主播在哪里啊

727
00:28:41,100 --> 00:28:44,000
我在加拿大我在加拿大里

728
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,166
我在在这个

729
00:28:45,166 --> 00:28:48,333
呃北美国家属于是水深火热了

730
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,400
两笔小夹子没办法呀

731
00:28:51,866 --> 00:28:54,899
就是谢谢谢谢谢谢酋长的爱心啊

732
00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:57,166
谢谢谢谢谢谢你的这个心意啊

733
00:28:57,166 --> 00:28:58,266
谢谢谢谢

734
00:29:00,066 --> 00:29:03,799
酋长的号没有被美艳异地登录干嘛

735
00:29:04,366 --> 00:29:05,199
啊

736
00:29:05,700 --> 00:29:06,733
谢谢酋长

737
00:29:06,733 --> 00:29:08,199
好的呀皮卡丘

738
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:09,900
谢谢谢谢

739
00:29:10,666 --> 00:29:13,599
干嘛声音好软布景还挺好的

740
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:16,066
本身我觉得听着更温柔但是我觉得

741
00:29:16,300 --> 00:29:17,333
那个什么

742
00:29:18,166 --> 00:29:21,266
不是我觉得本音我觉得更可爱一点

743
00:29:21,266 --> 00:29:22,266
更像萝莉

744
00:29:22,266 --> 00:29:23,966
我比较喜欢听萝莉

745
00:29:23,966 --> 00:29:25,299
哈哈哈

746
00:29:25,900 --> 00:29:27,666
这也不是夹子吧

747
00:29:27,666 --> 00:29:30,466
就我平常的时候就

748
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:32,000
不直播的时候也是

749
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,166
我被吓到的话

750
00:29:33,166 --> 00:29:35,666
会是这种比较声调高的声音啊

751
00:29:36,100 --> 00:29:37,700
然后这不是那个

752
00:29:37,700 --> 00:29:41,000
生活中会比较刻意就是往下压

753
00:29:41,533 --> 00:29:42,733
速速本音直播

754
00:29:42,733 --> 00:29:46,666
不行我不会啊不行你让我本音直播我

755
00:29:46,733 --> 00:29:47,499
我不会

756
00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:49,066
我不会说话了真的

757
00:29:53,666 --> 00:29:56,366
我不知道怎么怎么用那个本音

758
00:29:56,366 --> 00:29:57,899
然后给给大家直播

759
00:29:57,900 --> 00:30:00,600
因为因为那个平常

760
00:30:00,733 --> 00:30:04,266
对着电脑的时候一般都是比较

761
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:06,200
声调比较高吗

762
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,800
对吧大家应该都知道我的

763
00:30:10,300 --> 00:30:12,600
我也不知道怎么不用嗓子

764
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:15,066
然后就给大家说话

765
00:30:15,533 --> 00:30:18,366
而且听起来就不要不要肾虚啊

766
00:30:18,366 --> 00:30:19,333
我不知道大家

767
00:30:19,466 --> 00:30:22,266
觉得这个声音听起来是个什么感觉

768
00:30:22,266 --> 00:30:25,133
我自己听起来我觉得是不好听

769
00:30:25,133 --> 00:30:29,133
而且也就很一般很普通的那种声音

770
00:30:29,933 --> 00:30:33,299
然后听起来也挺挺怪的所以说

771
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:34,400
一般来说

772
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:37,200
我都不会用这个声音来直播了

773
00:30:38,333 --> 00:30:41,266
谢谢心碎小牛的关注而立个冬天

774
00:30:41,266 --> 00:30:42,666
谢谢谢谢

775
00:30:43,966 --> 00:30:45,366
我一直都挺虚的

776
00:30:45,366 --> 00:30:47,499
对但是这样这样给大家播的话

777
00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:48,900
你们听起来就会觉得

778
00:30:49,066 --> 00:30:51,099
啊主播是不是肾虚了

779
00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:53,733
昨天晚上是不是就瞒着我们啊

780
00:30:53,733 --> 00:30:56,899
干了一些什么啊特别不好的事情啊

781
00:30:56,900 --> 00:30:57,366
对吧

782
00:30:57,366 --> 00:30:59,866
这样的话可能我觉得你们可能就

783
00:31:00,066 --> 00:31:01,399
啊没有办法去

784
00:31:01,733 --> 00:31:03,499
呃原谅我对吧

785
00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:04,566
虽然我没有干

786
00:31:04,566 --> 00:31:07,066
但是我们延安人的这个发现能力

787
00:31:07,066 --> 00:31:08,266
一直都可以的

788
00:31:08,466 --> 00:31:10,899
这个温柔他不是一种嗯

789
00:31:10,900 --> 00:31:12,200
不是一种声线啊

790
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:14,000
我觉得他不是一种音色

791
00:31:14,100 --> 00:31:15,900
而是一种说话的方式

792
00:31:15,900 --> 00:31:17,266
那比如说我也可以

793
00:31:17,533 --> 00:31:19,299
那个什么那叫怎么来着

794
00:31:19,466 --> 00:31:23,333
你是白云我是黑土啊什么他今年83啊

795
00:31:23,333 --> 00:31:24,699
我今年85对吧

796
00:31:24,700 --> 00:31:26,900
我也可以这样啊但是但是

797
00:31:26,900 --> 00:31:27,966
就呃

798
00:31:29,300 --> 00:31:32,600
就毕竟我们是晚间晚间电台吗

799
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:33,933
我不能特别

800
00:31:34,266 --> 00:31:36,999
特别特别粗旷的跟大家说话

801
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,966
我觉得这样很不合适对吧

802
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,600
我做什么事也不会肾虚吧

803
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:43,500
这个肾虚是天生的

804
00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:44,533
就像就像

805
00:31:44,533 --> 00:31:44,899
就像

806
00:31:44,900 --> 00:31:48,266
我们延安人一直每次在弹幕里面说

807
00:31:48,266 --> 00:31:51,499
要这个奖励自己啊这个奖励自己

808
00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:52,300
之后呢

809
00:31:52,466 --> 00:31:56,533
就呃很快你们就又在屏幕上打字了

810
00:31:56,533 --> 00:31:58,266
我觉得这个不是你们的错啊

811
00:31:58,266 --> 00:32:00,866
这个可能是可能是天生的

812
00:32:00,866 --> 00:32:01,599
对这个

813
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:03,500
我从来都没有因此嘲笑

814
00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:04,966
嫌弃过一些人啊

815
00:32:05,366 --> 00:32:08,666
希望大家呢有一个呃嫣然人的自信啊

816
00:32:08,666 --> 00:32:10,999
嫣然人你要你要更加的自信对吧

817
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,766
这个时间短也不是你的错误

818
00:32:14,533 --> 00:32:17,699
谢谢那过去的轮回的关注啊感谢支持

819
00:32:17,766 --> 00:32:18,733
为什么就

820
00:32:18,733 --> 00:32:22,666
呃就正常直播反而有人关注我对

821
00:32:24,300 --> 00:32:25,133
别别别

822
00:32:25,133 --> 00:32:27,866
我用这个生活里面声音给大家播的话

823
00:32:27,866 --> 00:32:29,566
我会觉得比较比较尴尬呀

824
00:32:29,566 --> 00:32:32,166
所以我们还是可爱一点吧好吗

825
00:32:32,533 --> 00:32:33,333
嗯

826
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:36,933
胭脂他真的我哭死没啥影

827
00:32:36,933 --> 00:32:39,166
响也不是没啥影响吧就我觉得

828
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:42,666
呃就像是你在家穿睡衣的时候

829
00:32:42,666 --> 00:32:44,166
你就特别想放松吗

830
00:32:44,166 --> 00:32:45,933
你就特别想放松睡觉

831
00:32:46,066 --> 00:32:49,366
但是你要是这个这个在家穿西装的话

832
00:32:49,366 --> 00:32:51,866
可能你居家办公就那个什么

833
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,933
from home的话就会比较有感觉

834
00:32:55,100 --> 00:32:56,366
人靠衣装

835
00:32:56,366 --> 00:32:58,999
然后我就虚拟主播的一个营业状态

836
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,100
应该也跟声线有关系吧

837
00:33:01,266 --> 00:33:03,866
就当我选择这么说话的时候

838
00:33:03,866 --> 00:33:05,933
就是米呀米呀对

839
00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:09,700
爹今天几点溜土味啊

840
00:33:09,700 --> 00:33:11,966
你现在已经不想听老子说谎了

841
00:33:11,966 --> 00:33:13,799
已经不想听你爹教诲你

842
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:14,700
而是只想

843
00:33:14,766 --> 00:33:17,399
天天想着溜那个土味视频是吧

844
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,166
我真是无语了

845
00:33:19,766 --> 00:33:21,566
你在家穿丝袜呢

846
00:33:30,866 --> 00:33:33,266
大家穿丝袜的话这个

847
00:33:34,900 --> 00:33:37,200
好像也也不是不行啊这个

848
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:38,900
但是有有人看吗

849
00:33:39,366 --> 00:33:41,933
俗话说得好是为知己者死

850
00:33:41,933 --> 00:33:43,699
这个女为悦己者容

851
00:33:43,700 --> 00:33:46,066
你的丝袜是穿给谁看的呢

852
00:33:46,100 --> 00:33:48,300
如果不是穿给我们嫣嫣人看的

853
00:33:48,300 --> 00:33:50,466
我觉得那一切将毫无意义啊

854
00:33:50,666 --> 00:33:52,599
如果是穿给我们嫣嫣人看的话

855
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:53,566
那请你

856
00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:56,366
把你的丝袜照片现在私信发给我

857
00:33:56,366 --> 00:33:58,566
我先鉴定一下是不是你本人啊

858
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:01,000
最好在边上可以配上一个

859
00:34:01,100 --> 00:34:04,300
写着你的ID和我的ID的这个纸片

860
00:34:04,300 --> 00:34:05,766
你看过那个美化吧

861
00:34:05,766 --> 00:34:07,733
或者什么什么圆圈吧吗

862
00:34:07,733 --> 00:34:09,899
就是所谓的美女举牌呀

863
00:34:09,900 --> 00:34:10,766
你拿你这个

864
00:34:11,300 --> 00:34:13,100
这个这个面巾纸

865
00:34:13,100 --> 00:34:15,600
随便写一张写有自己ID的纸

866
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,100
放在你的这个两腿中间

867
00:34:17,100 --> 00:34:18,466
然后给我拍张照片

868
00:34:18,533 --> 00:34:20,366
我现在鉴定一下是不是真的

869
00:34:20,366 --> 00:34:23,166
然后再再呃公开给验验人啊

870
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,333
谢谢哲学的i love

871
00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:27,200
感谢支持和等你i love you

872
00:34:27,466 --> 00:34:28,499
谢谢谢谢

873
00:34:28,666 --> 00:34:29,566
我自愿的

874
00:34:29,566 --> 00:34:30,499
你不许自愿啊

875
00:34:30,500 --> 00:34:31,966
你把收款码发给我你听

876
00:34:31,966 --> 00:34:34,266
到没有主播什么时候聊完呢

877
00:34:34,266 --> 00:34:35,599
看不到视频要赶了

878
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:38,500
我我我状态都烂成这样了

879
00:34:38,500 --> 00:34:40,933
我在里面给你们营业上播

880
00:34:40,933 --> 00:34:41,566
你们就

881
00:34:41,566 --> 00:34:44,599
就一门一门心思的想要赶我下去

882
00:34:44,700 --> 00:34:46,800
你们知不知道这样我会难过的

883
00:34:48,066 --> 00:34:49,133
晚安呐晚安

884
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:50,333
你怎么这么懂我

885
00:34:50,333 --> 00:34:51,199
当然很懂啊

886
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:54,700
其实这个月进展有可以原味还开心吗

887
00:34:54,700 --> 00:34:56,733
你搁我这进货倒卖是吧

888
00:34:57,166 --> 00:34:59,866
你知不知道现在市场上买一条要多少

889
00:34:59,866 --> 00:35:01,066
钱啊欢迎热餐

890
00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:03,866
你知不知道要买一条有多少钱啊

891
00:35:03,866 --> 00:35:05,866
你在我这边138进货了

892
00:35:05,866 --> 00:35:07,766
然后当着双倍价格卖出去

893
00:35:07,766 --> 00:35:09,766
你给我上20个见长去

894
00:35:09,766 --> 00:35:11,366
咸鱼双倍价格倒卖

895
00:35:11,366 --> 00:35:13,533
你在这搞财富密码呢是吧

896
00:35:13,566 --> 00:35:16,266
什么前电后场完整的商业链

897
00:35:17,266 --> 00:35:18,866
当我的经销商是吧

898
00:35:20,900 --> 00:35:22,866
到点开土味叫我

899
00:35:22,866 --> 00:35:23,899
不行别叫

900
00:35:23,900 --> 00:35:25,566
那这辈子我也不想叫你了

901
00:35:25,566 --> 00:35:26,766
我这辈子都不开了

902
00:35:26,766 --> 00:35:30,066
哼你有本事一眼都不看我要多少

903
00:35:30,066 --> 00:35:31,166
什么要多少

904
00:35:31,333 --> 00:35:33,866
你把收款码发给我什么要多少

905
00:35:34,666 --> 00:35:36,899
我让你把收款码发给我

906
00:35:39,166 --> 00:35:42,333
哎天天天天不要总是聊这些GN话题

907
00:35:42,333 --> 00:35:44,299
我觉得不太好听我觉得不太好

908
00:35:44,300 --> 00:35:45,933
我不太喜欢这种GN话题

909
00:35:45,933 --> 00:35:46,933
这真的不好

910
00:35:47,266 --> 00:35:50,333
大家大家千万不要这个学习呀

911
00:35:50,333 --> 00:35:51,899
莫哥晚上好呀

912
00:35:52,666 --> 00:35:55,466
我刚才还想说呢莫高在怎么不说话

913
00:35:55,466 --> 00:35:57,799
然后我发现莫高的进场其实刚出来

914
00:35:57,966 --> 00:35:59,799
正好我往下滑看了一眼

915
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:01,300
然后正好莫高就进来

916
00:36:01,300 --> 00:36:04,366
嘿嘿娘娘晚上好

917
00:36:05,966 --> 00:36:07,133
早呀阿平

918
00:36:07,166 --> 00:36:08,166
我还要呢

919
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:09,900
你是刚来吗

920
00:36:10,500 --> 00:36:11,966
你是刚刚来吗

921
00:36:12,166 --> 00:36:13,533
你迟到了

922
00:36:13,533 --> 00:36:15,266
打你叫你

923
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:24,866
本来今天是想在这个呃

924
00:36:24,966 --> 00:36:27,333
妖姬给我留下的那个房间里面

925
00:36:27,566 --> 00:36:29,199
我上过知音时刻

926
00:36:29,333 --> 00:36:30,599
我上过的

927
00:36:30,666 --> 00:36:33,766
就上过一期但是因为我我不太知

928
00:36:33,766 --> 00:36:35,133
音的我感觉我

929
00:36:35,266 --> 00:36:38,099
我讲的这些笑话都太有底线了

930
00:36:38,100 --> 00:36:40,400
在这个日益内转的微圈里面

931
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:42,466
我讲的这些小笑话已经

932
00:36:42,666 --> 00:36:44,333
刺激不到大家了对吧

933
00:36:44,333 --> 00:36:46,366
大家平常都是看那种

934
00:36:46,733 --> 00:36:50,699
特别特别呃特别直白的呀对吧

935
00:36:50,700 --> 00:36:53,666
然后我我讲这些比较比较有米线

936
00:36:53,666 --> 00:36:54,966
比较小学女生的

937
00:36:54,966 --> 00:36:56,933
可能大家已经觉得不算

938
00:36:57,366 --> 00:36:59,199
不算什么事情了啊

939
00:36:59,366 --> 00:37:01,133
你为烟烟感到不平

940
00:37:01,133 --> 00:37:01,899
没什么吧

941
00:37:01,900 --> 00:37:04,100
v快报这个东西我不知道呀

942
00:37:04,100 --> 00:37:06,866
反正我我已经有214的关系户了

943
00:37:06,866 --> 00:37:09,766
哈哈哈我已经是214的关系户了

944
00:37:09,766 --> 00:37:12,166
你总不能要求v圈所有的这种

945
00:37:12,166 --> 00:37:13,299
这种活动

946
00:37:13,333 --> 00:37:15,366
周报什么乱七八糟的然后

947
00:37:15,466 --> 00:37:16,266
都

948
00:37:16,566 --> 00:37:17,966
都那个什么

949
00:37:20,266 --> 00:37:22,899
都都都把你当成那个什么吧

950
00:37:23,066 --> 00:37:24,166
关系富吧

951
00:37:33,466 --> 00:37:35,066
今天也很可爱的

952
00:37:36,366 --> 00:37:39,166
没迟到初见可爱

953
00:37:39,266 --> 00:37:42,966
晚上好主播说话嘴怎么不动

954
00:37:42,966 --> 00:37:44,699
其实有在动的啦

955
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:45,966
有在动的

956
00:37:45,966 --> 00:37:48,933
只是我平常说话的时候就是嘴的这个

957
00:37:49,366 --> 00:37:51,133
动作就不是很明显

958
00:37:51,266 --> 00:37:53,366
而且为什么现在更不明显了呢

959
00:37:53,366 --> 00:37:56,533
因为因为这个摄像头捕捉的问题啊

960
00:37:56,533 --> 00:38:00,166
他这个手机现在一边充电一边面哺我

961
00:38:00,166 --> 00:38:01,666
他就离我很远

962
00:38:01,666 --> 00:38:04,666
然后他就看不清我的嘴是什么动作

963
00:38:05,566 --> 00:38:07,099
国威魅力时刻的

964
00:38:07,100 --> 00:38:07,966
那不就是

965
00:38:08,066 --> 00:38:09,266
GN魅力时刻

966
00:38:09,266 --> 00:38:12,266
后面有两期改名叫国威魅力时刻的吗

967
00:38:12,333 --> 00:38:14,099
不要在v圈屁事多

968
00:38:14,100 --> 00:38:15,466
那个节目见到就行了

969
00:38:15,466 --> 00:38:18,733
希望哪一天能在丁老头的这个这个

970
00:38:19,266 --> 00:38:19,666
哎

971
00:38:19,666 --> 00:38:21,766
怎么有人叫梦里寻烟啊

972
00:38:21,766 --> 00:38:23,299
你是在找我吗

973
00:38:24,100 --> 00:38:27,366
谢谢梦里寻烟的关注啊感谢支持

974
00:38:28,266 --> 00:38:29,866
你这怎么叫这个名字啊

975
00:38:29,866 --> 00:38:31,533
哎呀给我搞的不好意思

976
00:38:31,533 --> 00:38:32,899
你是不是在找我呀

977
00:38:34,366 --> 00:38:36,199
主办不是嘴巴太小了

978
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:37,766
主办强烈怀疑是因为自己说

979
00:38:37,766 --> 00:38:39,099
话张不开嘴

980
00:38:39,366 --> 00:38:41,133
嗯可能是有问题

981
00:38:41,133 --> 00:38:43,733
好好听是在找我吗

982
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,366
我在西班牙Miyamir电视

983
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:47,966
牛哈哈哈

984
00:38:47,966 --> 00:38:48,466
这什么

985
00:38:48,466 --> 00:38:51,199
这就是上天注定他这辈子要弟弟我

986
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:53,933
对吧主办不要自我意识过剩

987
00:38:53,933 --> 00:38:55,066
你带着那个

988
00:38:55,066 --> 00:38:58,099
艾米燕的牌子叫我不要自我意识过剩

989
00:38:58,100 --> 00:39:00,133
我觉得你才不要自我意识过剩

990
00:39:00,133 --> 00:39:01,899
万一他就是在找我呢

991
00:39:02,300 --> 00:39:04,866
前世今生我们注定该有一段

992
00:39:04,900 --> 00:39:07,066
合适的缘分啊好吧

993
00:39:09,700 --> 00:39:12,333
这下听懂了确实这下听懂了

994
00:39:12,333 --> 00:39:14,966
这个弹幕要不然给大家给翻译一下吧

995
00:39:15,066 --> 00:39:17,299
我要改名神烟大莫高

996
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:18,800
哈哈哈

997
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,400
那奥利奥呢

998
00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:23,166
谢谢梦里神烟的比克拉

999
00:39:23,166 --> 00:39:24,333
感谢支持

1000
00:39:25,333 --> 00:39:27,966
欢迎莎莎国乐乐点亮

1001
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:29,866
我带这个

1002
00:39:30,366 --> 00:39:31,699
我们的粉丝团

1003
00:39:31,700 --> 00:39:34,933
水平回升到了大概4月初的水平了

1004
00:39:34,933 --> 00:39:37,366
但是这个舰长数却已永远都回不去了

1005
00:39:37,366 --> 00:39:39,733
真的令人感到非常的感叹

1006
00:39:39,733 --> 00:39:40,899
不知道为什么

1007
00:39:41,700 --> 00:39:43,066
虽然感到感叹

1008
00:39:43,066 --> 00:39:44,999
但是我觉得我应该

1009
00:39:45,266 --> 00:39:46,766
这两天好好想想

1010
00:39:46,766 --> 00:39:49,766
怎么怎么怎么去炒下一波了

1011
00:39:49,900 --> 00:39:51,266
怎么去演下一波了

1012
00:39:51,266 --> 00:39:53,566
不炒作是没有办法生存的

1013
00:39:53,733 --> 00:39:54,533
嗯

1014
00:39:55,566 --> 00:39:56,799
我要改名

1015
00:39:57,300 --> 00:39:58,866
王源发布

1016
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,700
你能不能改点正常的东西啊

1017
00:40:02,966 --> 00:40:05,966
我感觉应该搞点乱七八糟的

1018
00:40:05,966 --> 00:40:07,333
首先排除了

1019
00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:08,866
呃热水器切片

1020
00:40:08,866 --> 00:40:09,933
排除爸爸妈

1021
00:40:09,933 --> 00:40:12,299
妈爷爷奶奶发现我在做直播

1022
00:40:12,333 --> 00:40:14,799
排除跟这个室友搞百合

1023
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:16,266
排除这个这个这个

1024
00:40:16,266 --> 00:40:19,399
呃被陌生人发现这个这个在当v

1025
00:40:19,700 --> 00:40:21,600
然后再拍出这个这个这个

1026
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:24,666
呃小男友小女友的软色情切片

1027
00:40:24,733 --> 00:40:28,299
再拍出呃翻唱切片再拍出这个这个

1028
00:40:28,333 --> 00:40:31,599
呃假毕业卖惨视频再拍出

1029
00:40:32,500 --> 00:40:33,933
干嘛呢我在这

1030
00:40:35,166 --> 00:40:37,966
那我还有啥能切的啊对还有醉酒回啊

1031
00:40:37,966 --> 00:40:40,899
但醉酒回的话那不那太久了

1032
00:40:40,900 --> 00:40:42,333
我再喝一个醉酒回跟你

1033
00:40:42,333 --> 00:40:42,466
们

1034
00:40:42,466 --> 00:40:45,366
搞真心话大冒险专门为了做切片是吧

1035
00:40:45,366 --> 00:40:46,799
那没什么能切的啦

1036
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:47,666
我的天呐

1037
00:40:49,500 --> 00:40:51,200
翻唱别排出好吗

1038
00:40:51,566 --> 00:40:56,866
晨阳光盼过窗帘清风温暖了我的被窝

1039
00:40:56,866 --> 00:40:59,933
叫醒没做完的不好吧这样

1040
00:40:59,933 --> 00:41:02,466
谢谢新创维优异的贝克拉感谢支持

1041
00:41:02,466 --> 00:41:04,966
这感觉没什么能贴的了呀真是的

1042
00:41:04,966 --> 00:41:07,599
先进经验学习的怎么都是这些东西啊

1043
00:41:08,100 --> 00:41:10,000
茶成分没被办好耶

1044
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:10,800
哎

1045
00:41:10,900 --> 00:41:12,000
这全排除了

1046
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,733
这下这下一个不剩了我不好说了

1047
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,766
这下这下什么都不剩了还有什么

1048
00:41:18,766 --> 00:41:21,999
还有这个呃假装跟什么舰长结婚毕业

1049
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,866
然后没事给舰长打个电话什么什么的

1050
00:41:24,966 --> 00:41:26,699
再排除这个这个

1051
00:41:26,700 --> 00:41:27,500
呃

1052
00:41:28,766 --> 00:41:29,499
呃呃

1053
00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:30,733
怎么说呢

1054
00:41:32,333 --> 00:41:34,533
再切个什么呢切个什么呢

1055
00:41:34,533 --> 00:41:37,133
除了呃屎尿屁之外

1056
00:41:37,133 --> 00:41:39,699
好像有趣的东西就那么些

1057
00:41:40,166 --> 00:41:43,299
主播你还不如酋长能切的东西多

1058
00:41:44,300 --> 00:41:44,800
嗯

1059
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,366
主要老想搞个大的吗

1060
00:41:46,366 --> 00:41:48,399
高不成低不就这叫眼高手低啊

1061
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:51,966
应该从一个呃比较小的片段入手啊

1062
00:41:51,966 --> 00:41:54,266
因为感觉很多爆火的气氛

1063
00:41:54,266 --> 00:41:55,699
其实也没有那么有趣了

1064
00:41:55,700 --> 00:41:58,000
万一就被流量推到了呢

1065
00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,466
然后我们就慢慢来吧

1066
00:41:59,500 --> 00:42:01,100
其实我我有一个办法

1067
00:42:01,100 --> 00:42:02,400
就是有一个办法呀

1068
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:03,766
就是就是那个什么

1069
00:42:03,966 --> 00:42:07,333
呃我现在就去翻唱那个那个呃

1070
00:42:08,066 --> 00:42:10,066
电棍的经典作品

1071
00:42:10,733 --> 00:42:11,899
我现在就去翻唱

1072
00:42:11,900 --> 00:42:13,766
翻完之后再那个什么

1073
00:42:14,366 --> 00:42:15,499
哇对面好厉害

1074
00:42:15,500 --> 00:42:16,300
对面

1075
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:18,166
来点打拳

1076
00:42:19,300 --> 00:42:22,200
打拳不行吧那个黑榴莲不想吃

1077
00:42:24,566 --> 00:42:25,599
哇对面

1078
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:29,600
啊今天不打了老输不想打了

1079
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:33,100
昨天我就标了3个点

1080
00:42:33,100 --> 00:42:34,733
没有什么能切的对吧

1081
00:42:34,733 --> 00:42:36,766
7锥你觉得有什么

1082
00:42:36,766 --> 00:42:39,399
如果切出来好玩的可以告诉我

1083
00:42:39,466 --> 00:42:41,366
让你吸引一堆抽象人

1084
00:42:41,366 --> 00:42:42,533
要不然就这样吧

1085
00:42:42,533 --> 00:42:43,999
我去买点水军

1086
00:42:44,366 --> 00:42:46,466
我去买点水军去小红书宣传

1087
00:42:46,466 --> 00:42:47,699
一下我自己

1088
00:42:48,666 --> 00:42:50,099
还不如整个大活

1089
00:42:50,100 --> 00:42:52,533
什么样的叫大活什么样叫小活呀

1090
00:42:52,533 --> 00:42:53,766
这个不好说的

1091
00:43:00,300 --> 00:43:03,266
不打了不打了谁也打不过不想打了

1092
00:43:09,066 --> 00:43:10,066
不如贴吧

1093
00:43:10,066 --> 00:43:11,166
不不不不不不

1094
00:43:11,166 --> 00:43:13,399
这个贴吧已经是红海了

1095
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,566
但是这个小红书还是蓝海啊

1096
00:43:15,566 --> 00:43:19,399
这个主播明天就去小红书买228个水军

1097
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:21,933
然后天天发这个米页面

1098
00:43:21,933 --> 00:43:23,666
哇这个这个小猫真可爱

1099
00:43:23,666 --> 00:43:24,999
这个小猫皮套好灵活

1100
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,666
这个小猫眼睛里有光

1101
00:43:26,700 --> 00:43:30,200
然后然后这个到时候就就就就怎么着

1102
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,600
现在的观众到时候就跟跟

1103
00:43:32,700 --> 00:43:33,700
哈哈哈

1104
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:36,366
跟姐妹开始大战了怎么办呀

1105
00:43:36,366 --> 00:43:37,133
那不好吧

1106
00:43:37,133 --> 00:43:38,199
我觉得不好呀

1107
00:43:40,066 --> 00:43:42,866
小红书还能干这个当然可以了

1108
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:44,466
万一就对吧

1109
00:43:44,466 --> 00:43:45,899
我一个人发10条笔记

1110
00:43:45,900 --> 00:43:47,700
万一哪一条被推流了呢

1111
00:43:48,900 --> 00:43:50,666
听说会给主播打轴

1112
00:43:50,666 --> 00:43:51,966
说没什么可以记录的

1113
00:43:51,966 --> 00:43:52,966
主播会破房

1114
00:43:52,966 --> 00:43:54,099
那确实会吧

1115
00:43:54,133 --> 00:43:54,866
那确实会吧

1116
00:43:54,866 --> 00:43:56,166
但是最让人破房的就是

1117
00:43:56,166 --> 00:43:57,799
其实没有人给我打轴的

1118
00:43:59,700 --> 00:44:02,500
到时候就有雇雇点人给我打轴吧

1119
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:05,966
能不能翻唱k老师的狂浪啊

1120
00:44:06,166 --> 00:44:06,999
tonight

1121
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:14,733
我觉得这不好吧

1122
00:44:14,733 --> 00:44:16,733
这个这个我我叫不出来

1123
00:44:16,733 --> 00:44:19,566
不行了等哪天可能我会

1124
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:21,500
开一个没有人认识的小号

1125
00:44:21,500 --> 00:44:24,866
然后随便发点那种翻唱吧

1126
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,866
对我哪天等我

1127
00:44:28,866 --> 00:44:29,733
那个什么

1128
00:44:30,933 --> 00:44:32,533
你怎么每天都换衣服

1129
00:44:32,533 --> 00:44:34,366
那是因为我衣服太多了对吧

1130
00:44:34,366 --> 00:44:35,466
那135246

1131
00:44:35,466 --> 00:44:38,133
穿不同的套才能给你一个新鲜感呀

1132
00:44:38,733 --> 00:44:41,199
这姐妹这姐妹们快来啊

1133
00:44:41,300 --> 00:44:43,700
那我我真是不敢我真不敢演

1134
00:44:43,700 --> 00:44:46,300
万一这个真演到姐妹了

1135
00:44:46,300 --> 00:44:48,200
然后直播间大家都是

1136
00:44:49,266 --> 00:44:51,566
那就是最最抽象的一批人

1137
00:44:51,566 --> 00:44:53,366
跟最萌的萌萌人

1138
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:55,966
同时看同一个v i

1139
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,733
就相当于把那个呃康巴的老哥

1140
00:44:58,733 --> 00:45:01,366
和这个微博的集美关在一起

1141
00:45:01,966 --> 00:45:05,599
让他们动兽让他们喜欢同一个偶像

1142
00:45:05,766 --> 00:45:07,533
除了人民币之外啊

1143
00:45:07,533 --> 00:45:08,466
没有什么

1144
00:45:08,766 --> 00:45:11,566
哪个东西可以让康巴老哥和微博集美

1145
00:45:11,566 --> 00:45:12,666
同时喜欢的吧

1146
00:45:12,666 --> 00:45:14,966
我觉得我驾驭不住啊这也太难了

1147
00:45:15,100 --> 00:45:16,200
欢迎天下

1148
00:45:16,966 --> 00:45:18,199
迷你138

1149
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:22,000
我一个人顶100个人去赢点WOX的女粉

1150
00:45:23,966 --> 00:45:25,566
甜宝应该就是吧

1151
00:45:26,700 --> 00:45:30,133
谢谢公园遛鸟的爱心红豆你阿里盖头

1152
00:45:30,133 --> 00:45:31,333
谢谢谢谢

1153
00:45:31,366 --> 00:45:32,866
love you呃

1154
00:45:32,866 --> 00:45:34,733
我觉得你后面没有一个代理

1155
00:45:34,733 --> 00:45:36,066
好像不太合适

1156
00:45:36,066 --> 00:45:37,399
应该有个代理的

1157
00:45:38,700 --> 00:45:40,133
烟熏糖是吧

1158
00:45:40,133 --> 00:45:42,366
烟熏糖啊对烟熏糖啊

1159
00:45:42,533 --> 00:45:44,599
溜达了就能爱出来了

1160
00:45:45,100 --> 00:45:47,066
不行吧这种重量级东西

1161
00:45:47,066 --> 00:45:48,566
有变化才有新机遇

1162
00:45:48,566 --> 00:45:49,999
对要有变化的

1163
00:45:50,100 --> 00:45:51,200
所以我要决定去

1164
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:53,133
眼睛美了这个这个

1165
00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:54,100
怎么说

1166
00:45:54,100 --> 00:45:55,600
那句话怎么说来着

1167
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:57,866
哈哈哈啊

1168
00:45:59,166 --> 00:46:00,666
啊这个

1169
00:46:00,666 --> 00:46:03,466
行了滚吧戒烟拜拜

1170
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:04,400
哈哈哈

1171
00:46:05,766 --> 00:46:07,133
我这也太怪了

1172
00:46:07,133 --> 00:46:09,333
不行不行了太怪了太怪了

1173
00:46:11,366 --> 00:46:12,933
我这粉丝打起来了

1174
00:46:12,933 --> 00:46:15,399
姻缘铁大鱼欢迎莫哥晚上好

1175
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:19,900
好也好什么也好也烂也烂

1176
00:46:19,900 --> 00:46:22,133
开主播不也是集美

1177
00:46:22,133 --> 00:46:25,066
集美是一种生活状态不是一种性别

1178
00:46:25,133 --> 00:46:27,533
集美是一种生活状态

1179
00:46:27,533 --> 00:46:28,766
表达着啊啊

1180
00:46:28,766 --> 00:46:31,533
决绝子哦哦跺脚脚这种这种

1181
00:46:31,866 --> 00:46:34,266
这种啊现在其实已经不是决绝

1182
00:46:34,266 --> 00:46:35,533
子跺脚脚的版本了

1183
00:46:35,533 --> 00:46:36,933
现在是呃

1184
00:46:36,933 --> 00:46:39,966
只要说什么东西好吃就是软乎乎

1185
00:46:40,100 --> 00:46:43,966
糯唧唧然后不管是软糖还是薯片

1186
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:47,000
他们在写这个好吃的评价的时候

1187
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,566
永远都有一个词就是软糯

1188
00:46:49,866 --> 00:46:51,933
我不知道这个软糯是什么地方来的

1189
00:46:51,933 --> 00:46:52,599
在我心里

1190
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:54,466
软糯这个东西可能只跟

1191
00:46:54,533 --> 00:46:57,099
一些橡皮泥啊这些东西有关系

1192
00:46:57,100 --> 00:46:59,333
最多也就是跟糍粑这些东西有关系

1193
00:46:59,333 --> 00:47:01,266
但现在感觉大家吃什么都

1194
00:47:01,266 --> 00:47:02,766
是软乎乎糯唧唧

1195
00:47:02,766 --> 00:47:03,399
然后

1196
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:06,100
感觉对我的判断造成了很大的影响

1197
00:47:06,100 --> 00:47:07,766
就不知道这东西好不好吃

1198
00:47:09,366 --> 00:47:11,533
就像当年看那个香评的时候

1199
00:47:11,533 --> 00:47:12,966
不管什么样的香

1200
00:47:13,133 --> 00:47:16,566
集美一写出来都是什么清冷幽寒

1201
00:47:16,566 --> 00:47:17,933
然后引人入胜

1202
00:47:17,933 --> 00:47:19,066
然后这个这个

1203
00:47:19,066 --> 00:47:22,199
不管是孤儿院也好还是那个呃

1204
00:47:22,500 --> 00:47:24,866
那个那个那个名府之路也好

1205
00:47:24,866 --> 00:47:26,599
都是给集美一种哎呀

1206
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:28,366
特别孤高清冷的感觉

1207
00:47:28,366 --> 00:47:30,699
孤高清冷到底是个什么味啊

1208
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:33,333
你就说他是木头味还是花味不行吗

1209
00:47:33,333 --> 00:47:35,999
你跟我说他闻起来孤高清冷

1210
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,333
我哪知道要不要买呀

1211
00:47:37,333 --> 00:47:38,899
买回来一股烧柴火那个

1212
00:47:38,900 --> 00:47:40,266
烧火棍那个味道

1213
00:47:40,500 --> 00:47:42,266
我真是被你骗惨了

1214
00:47:42,366 --> 00:47:44,966
就那软乎乎诺基基那些东西也是

1215
00:47:44,966 --> 00:47:45,699
我的天呐

1216
00:47:45,700 --> 00:47:48,300
真的到手要么就是咬不动

1217
00:47:48,300 --> 00:47:50,166
要么就是像个牛皮糖一样

1218
00:47:50,166 --> 00:47:52,099
一嚼100下才能吃的

1219
00:47:52,933 --> 00:47:55,299
哥们故高清冷你可以形容

1220
00:47:55,300 --> 00:47:57,700
性格你怎么能拿来形容一种味道呢

1221
00:47:58,500 --> 00:48:01,533
能不能写点有用的呀真是的

1222
00:48:02,366 --> 00:48:04,299
主播爹味这么浓

1223
00:48:04,733 --> 00:48:05,333
什么意思

1224
00:48:05,333 --> 00:48:07,399
重新定义爹味是吧

1225
00:48:08,133 --> 00:48:10,466
主播这么了解一定是集美投资吧

1226
00:48:10,466 --> 00:48:12,599
知知己知彼百战不殆

1227
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:13,966
好吧你让我去

1228
00:48:14,300 --> 00:48:17,300
当集美投资我我也不是不行了

1229
00:48:17,300 --> 00:48:19,933
也不是不可以了对吧都可以

1230
00:48:21,566 --> 00:48:23,566
刚才吃的甘蔗软乎乎的

1231
00:48:23,566 --> 00:48:24,966
你是不是失心疯了

1232
00:48:24,966 --> 00:48:25,699
跟我打米

1233
00:48:25,700 --> 00:48:28,100
怎么怎么能让人疯成这种程度呢

1234
00:48:28,300 --> 00:48:29,533
一溜的软广

1235
00:48:29,533 --> 00:48:31,099
对对对我每次刷小红薯

1236
00:48:31,100 --> 00:48:33,500
总能刷到什么叶黄素软糖

1237
00:48:33,733 --> 00:48:35,599
然后什么对眼睛好

1238
00:48:35,666 --> 00:48:36,966
叶黄素叶绿素

1239
00:48:36,966 --> 00:48:38,533
这东西不是你吃点胡萝卜

1240
00:48:38,533 --> 00:48:40,266
吃点菜叶子里面都有吗

1241
00:48:40,266 --> 00:48:41,766
他就吹上天了

1242
00:48:41,766 --> 00:48:43,666
哇这个软糖真的决绝子

1243
00:48:43,666 --> 00:48:46,933
然后这个第一张先拍一个外包装啊

1244
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,600
然后从什么姑妈小姨什

1245
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:52,400
么什么侄女包里面偷到的软糖

1246
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:54,366
同事塞给我一块软糖

1247
00:48:54,366 --> 00:48:56,499
什么姐姐妹妹发现我最近气色不好

1248
00:48:56,500 --> 00:48:57,166
给我塞软糖

1249
00:48:57,166 --> 00:48:58,133
哇吃了之后

1250
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:01,733
简直就是灵丹妙药到嘴药到病除啊

1251
00:49:01,733 --> 00:49:03,299
我马上年轻了20岁

1252
00:49:03,366 --> 00:49:05,933
法令纹和鱼尾纹全都没有啦

1253
00:49:05,933 --> 00:49:08,199
然后我整个人诺基基软乎乎

1254
00:49:08,333 --> 00:49:10,299
对然后这个耳清目明

1255
00:49:10,300 --> 00:49:12,500
感觉马上能去跑一个30公里

1256
00:49:12,500 --> 00:49:13,766
然后第二页就

1257
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:15,266
就写哇原来是这个

1258
00:49:15,266 --> 00:49:17,799
叉叉品牌的软糖真是太棒了

1259
00:49:17,900 --> 00:49:19,700
太适合我们集美了

1260
00:49:19,700 --> 00:49:21,866
这个真的是决绝纸剁椒饺

1261
00:49:21,866 --> 00:49:22,999
然后大家都去买

1262
00:49:23,166 --> 00:49:25,599
评论区就还得有一个人去问他

1263
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:27,300
哎呀这什么牌子的呀

1264
00:49:27,500 --> 00:49:29,366
博主我心动了我也想买

1265
00:49:29,366 --> 00:49:31,366
然后这个博主就说啊这是叉叉牌子

1266
00:49:31,366 --> 00:49:33,533
那个软糖真是太棒了

1267
00:49:33,666 --> 00:49:35,266
对然后真的真的

1268
00:49:35,266 --> 00:49:37,933
我每次到底给多少广告费啊

1269
00:49:37,933 --> 00:49:39,566
怎么天天都在推呀

1270
00:49:39,566 --> 00:49:41,399
我真的不想看这种东西了

1271
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:42,733
我宁愿刷贴吧

1272
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:45,700
贴吧刷出来的广告好歹都是一些什么

1273
00:49:45,733 --> 00:49:47,366
乱七八糟的手游

1274
00:49:47,366 --> 00:49:49,666
澳门赌场什么之类的

1275
00:49:49,666 --> 00:49:52,933
总比你天天看那个软糖强吧

1276
00:49:54,866 --> 00:49:55,299
哥们

1277
00:49:55,300 --> 00:49:58,600
引人入胜什么引人入胜之后都是软狗

1278
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:01,000
推荐你去加拿大留学别来快跑

1279
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,133
加拿大这QS你要回国的话

1280
00:50:03,266 --> 00:50:04,999
真的是吃亏到家了

1281
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,166
我建议你要回国的话还是英奥把

1282
00:50:07,166 --> 00:50:09,366
英奥QS太太棒了

1283
00:50:09,366 --> 00:50:11,699
还能落户到这个世界最高层

1284
00:50:11,700 --> 00:50:14,000
上海啊就很不错对吧

1285
00:50:14,066 --> 00:50:17,299
一定要往这个QS前50去去加油啊

1286
00:50:17,300 --> 00:50:19,766
你要加拿大的话真是不太行

1287
00:50:21,266 --> 00:50:24,133
笑死了这么好笑吗真的吗

1288
00:50:24,133 --> 00:50:26,533
怎么感觉没有什么人发弹幕啊

1289
00:50:26,533 --> 00:50:28,766
我们直播间就是互补定律

1290
00:50:28,766 --> 00:50:31,799
主播嘴速越快说的东西越好玩

1291
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:33,300
弹幕就越慢

1292
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:35,066
主播越没有话说

1293
00:50:35,066 --> 00:50:37,566
弹幕就越快然后同阶就越多

1294
00:50:37,733 --> 00:50:40,799
主播挂机的时候同阶就破百

1295
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:44,266
主播回来一说啊他大姨妈我回来了

1296
00:50:44,266 --> 00:50:44,799
马上

1297
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:47,133
我的这个童年哐哐哐哐就开始掉了

1298
00:50:47,133 --> 00:50:49,199
我的声音就这么难听吗

1299
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:51,900
能不能给点面子呀真是的

1300
00:50:53,300 --> 00:50:55,333
听说澳门主场还得是婴儿

1301
00:50:55,333 --> 00:50:57,799
对啊我觉得还是婴儿比较好一点

1302
00:50:57,933 --> 00:50:59,499
不是礼堂就不行了

1303
00:50:59,500 --> 00:51:02,566
从礼堂到了上海啊哥们收获好多money

1304
00:51:02,733 --> 00:51:04,999
所以说世界最高层还是上海

1305
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,733
因为从礼堂都已经到了上海了对吧

1306
00:51:07,733 --> 00:51:08,999
世界的尽头啊

1307
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:11,200
加大人生纯纯的冤种啊

1308
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:12,600
对啊这个确实是

1309
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:14,466
主播能不能性感发拍

1310
00:51:14,500 --> 00:51:16,533
我可以感性的发给你拍

1311
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,166
大家都全神贯注的在听是吧

1312
00:51:19,166 --> 00:51:20,566
他大姨妈OK

1313
00:51:20,766 --> 00:51:21,566
嗯对

1314
00:51:22,166 --> 00:51:23,466
怎么了怎么了

1315
00:51:23,466 --> 00:51:25,266
拉扯LV5

1316
00:51:25,266 --> 00:51:27,699
你们再这么拉扯我会很伤心的

1317
00:51:27,700 --> 00:51:30,266
那我就往这一坐开个禁言机

1318
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:32,100
你们弹幕自己聊天

1319
00:51:32,100 --> 00:51:34,066
然后我就在坐在这收大米

1320
00:51:34,066 --> 00:51:36,533
你要让我不说话的话要付费

1321
00:51:36,966 --> 00:51:39,466
别的直播间都是让主播说话要付费

1322
00:51:39,466 --> 00:51:42,133
我直播间是让主播闭嘴的话要付费

1323
00:51:42,133 --> 00:51:42,933
好吧

1324
00:51:44,166 --> 00:51:46,333
不发弹幕是想让主播溜视频

1325
00:51:46,333 --> 00:51:48,733
有没有可能你不发弹幕我感到自闭

1326
00:51:48,733 --> 00:51:49,933
我感到不开心

1327
00:51:49,966 --> 00:51:52,766
然后我不溜视频我就直接下播了

1328
00:51:52,766 --> 00:51:53,966
我哭着跑了

1329
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,666
我不但哭着跑了我还特别的难过呀

1330
00:51:56,666 --> 00:51:58,666
然后我决定明天也不直播了

1331
00:51:59,100 --> 00:52:00,066
哈哈哈

1332
00:52:00,166 --> 00:52:02,766
有没有可能是听到主播的声音后

1333
00:52:02,766 --> 00:52:03,766
忙着去办事

1334
00:52:03,766 --> 00:52:05,733
那你们办事能不能快一点啊

1335
00:52:05,866 --> 00:52:06,799
能不能快一点

1336
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:09,133
求求你们了3秒钟能不能完事

1337
00:52:09,166 --> 00:52:11,066
就给个准话能不能快点

1338
00:52:11,266 --> 00:52:13,866
谢谢新川围的2个彩虹甜筒

1339
00:52:13,866 --> 00:52:14,866
和1个粉玫瑰

1340
00:52:14,866 --> 00:52:15,799
感谢支持

1341
00:52:16,066 --> 00:52:20,066
基本上这边反正我知道的很多学

1342
00:52:20,066 --> 00:52:21,866
校毕业之后他们

1343
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:25,366
就尤其是CS的都想往美国那边去跑

1344
00:52:25,366 --> 00:52:27,366
什么弯曲硅谷啊这些这些

1345
00:52:27,900 --> 00:52:29,266
但是呃

1346
00:52:29,900 --> 00:52:32,533
我也不太清楚啊总之呃

1347
00:52:32,533 --> 00:52:34,166
要是在多伦多的话

1348
00:52:34,166 --> 00:52:36,666
买房子和生活的这个

1349
00:52:37,100 --> 00:52:38,933
成本也也不低现在

1350
00:52:38,933 --> 00:52:41,333
现在其实已经没有之前那么好润了

1351
00:52:41,333 --> 00:52:43,199
2015年左右润的话就

1352
00:52:43,366 --> 00:52:45,866
买房子之类的成本就挺低的

1353
00:52:45,866 --> 00:52:48,133
但是现在的话其实就挺高的了

1354
00:52:48,133 --> 00:52:48,899
因为

1355
00:52:48,900 --> 00:52:51,866
房子到现在基本上疫情前疫情后

1356
00:52:51,866 --> 00:52:53,766
起码都翻了一倍左右吧

1357
00:52:53,766 --> 00:52:55,899
我也不知道他为什么翻这么快呀

1358
00:52:56,366 --> 00:52:59,366
来的时候感觉没有赶上特别好的时间

1359
00:53:01,766 --> 00:53:04,099
胭脂能召唤青眼白龙了吗

1360
00:53:04,100 --> 00:53:06,500
召唤青眼白龙的条件是什么呀

1361
00:53:06,566 --> 00:53:09,066
我才不要哭呢我打了都三连败

1362
00:53:09,066 --> 00:53:10,399
我都没哭哈哈

1363
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:12,300
对面怎么这么能打呀

1364
00:53:13,166 --> 00:53:16,733
怎么只有我打不过我好难难受

1365
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:18,666
晚上好妈妈

1366
00:53:18,766 --> 00:53:19,999
诱导消费是吧

1367
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:21,900
我又诱导什么消费啊

1368
00:53:21,900 --> 00:53:23,100
我要会诱导消费

1369
00:53:23,100 --> 00:53:25,366
还至于连打车钱都赚不回来吗

1370
00:53:25,366 --> 00:53:26,399
一天天的

1371
00:53:26,866 --> 00:53:27,666
嗯

1372
00:53:30,066 --> 00:53:32,133
哭哭哭弹幕更会哭

1373
00:53:32,133 --> 00:53:34,066
完事又有了怎么办

1374
00:53:34,266 --> 00:53:34,999
你还想入

1375
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,733
回国看看情况吧

1376
00:53:37,766 --> 00:53:39,066
要看情况

1377
00:53:39,100 --> 00:53:40,500
国内有好工作的话

1378
00:53:40,500 --> 00:53:43,000
其实回去也也不是特别的坏呀

1379
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:46,466
对吧多伦多的落日太美了

1380
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:50,466
不是赢了一把吗

1381
00:53:50,466 --> 00:53:53,099
完全没有打赢今天都是在输

1382
00:53:53,100 --> 00:53:54,800
哪有哪有赢过

1383
00:53:56,100 --> 00:53:58,100
啊对抽奖帮我赢了一把

1384
00:53:58,100 --> 00:54:00,366
但是我要把这个米还给抽奖呀

1385
00:54:00,366 --> 00:54:04,199
那是我自己打的相当于抽奖赢的算赢

1386
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:05,900
我要还给你签的

1387
00:54:08,866 --> 00:54:10,733
我只是想热回去摆烂

1388
00:54:10,733 --> 00:54:11,266
我觉得

1389
00:54:11,266 --> 00:54:13,566
开摆的话还是在这边好摆一点吧

1390
00:54:13,566 --> 00:54:15,199
回家摆烂的话可能

1391
00:54:15,733 --> 00:54:16,466
怎么办呀

1392
00:54:16,466 --> 00:54:17,866
能摆能摆动吗

1393
00:54:19,966 --> 00:54:21,333
美呀美呀晚上好

1394
00:54:21,333 --> 00:54:22,466
晚上好呀

1395
00:54:23,166 --> 00:54:25,266
赢了阿里嘎冬恋爱

1396
00:54:25,266 --> 00:54:26,499
谢谢谢谢

1397
00:54:27,266 --> 00:54:28,099
大家不要把

1398
00:54:28,100 --> 00:54:30,500
BRS能量石送给我呀我已经

1399
00:54:30,500 --> 00:54:32,166
我已经被淘汰了大家

1400
00:54:32,166 --> 00:54:33,866
送给有需要的主播

1401
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,166
送给现在还晋级了的主播

1402
00:54:37,333 --> 00:54:38,866
其实那天如果

1403
00:54:38,866 --> 00:54:41,766
我们没有完成LV5的任务的话

1404
00:54:42,133 --> 00:54:45,133
应该能保一个最后的前十

1405
00:54:45,133 --> 00:54:49,499
但是这个这个一念之差就把LV5做完了

1406
00:54:49,500 --> 00:54:51,800
LV5这个赛道实在是太倦了

1407
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:53,000
早知道我们应该

1408
00:54:53,300 --> 00:54:54,133
过个第三

1409
00:54:54,133 --> 00:54:54,466
然后

1410
00:54:54,466 --> 00:54:57,066
然后在第三压着别的妹妹打就好了

1411
00:54:57,066 --> 00:54:58,166
哈哈哈哈

1412
00:54:58,966 --> 00:55:01,966
哎我下次我下次就知道该怎么办了

1413
00:55:01,966 --> 00:55:04,599
晚安哲学燕比你现在好温柔

1414
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:05,733
我温柔吗

1415
00:55:05,966 --> 00:55:06,733
哎呀真是

1416
00:55:06,733 --> 00:55:07,733
别吵别吵

1417
00:55:07,733 --> 00:55:10,266
修炼一下去骗小红书的妹妹呢

1418
00:55:10,266 --> 00:55:11,599
要他们夸我可爱

1419
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:13,500
才不要他们夸我国男呢

1420
00:55:13,766 --> 00:55:16,666
我要修炼一下骗骗小红书的妹妹啊

1421
00:55:16,966 --> 00:55:18,666
你失去了原有的攻击性

1422
00:55:18,666 --> 00:55:20,766
没办法攻击性没有饭吃啊

1423
00:55:20,766 --> 00:55:22,466
我要我要回归这个

1424
00:55:22,900 --> 00:55:26,266
正统某某人的道路了我要去玩烂活了

1425
00:55:26,266 --> 00:55:28,499
没办法攻击性没有饭吃

1426
00:55:28,866 --> 00:55:29,666
哈哈哈

1427
00:55:29,666 --> 00:55:31,266
向市场妥协了

1428
00:55:31,266 --> 00:55:32,866
压着别的妹妹打是吧

1429
00:55:32,866 --> 00:55:34,999
那对呀你们看你们看那个

1430
00:55:35,066 --> 00:55:36,099
其他的榜

1431
00:55:36,100 --> 00:55:39,133
就只有那个那个那个最难的那个榜

1432
00:55:39,133 --> 00:55:41,666
太拽了那个真的太拽了

1433
00:55:44,366 --> 00:55:48,533
啊有电谢谢新传闻的天长你被骗了

1434
00:55:48,533 --> 00:55:52,266
卧槽谢谢谢谢你的天长谢谢新天

1435
00:55:52,300 --> 00:55:53,500
安利的动念

1436
00:55:53,966 --> 00:55:55,499
就是压在他们身上

1437
00:55:55,500 --> 00:55:57,300
左美女全右美女全爱

1438
00:55:57,300 --> 00:55:59,266
感觉这样是不是有点太粗鲁了

1439
00:55:59,266 --> 00:55:59,733
就

1440
00:55:59,733 --> 00:56:02,933
你们看荣耀王者那个赛道特别的好打

1441
00:56:02,933 --> 00:56:04,299
就很好打呀

1442
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:06,100
我就应该

1443
00:56:06,100 --> 00:56:08,500
当时我就应该就卡一下分的

1444
00:56:08,500 --> 00:56:09,566
压一下等级

1445
00:56:09,566 --> 00:56:10,766
宁愿在这个

1446
00:56:10,900 --> 00:56:13,333
低段位这个这个这个炸鱼

1447
00:56:13,333 --> 00:56:16,666
也不上高段位被被厉害的人压着打

1448
00:56:16,700 --> 00:56:18,166
我才不要那样呢

1449
00:56:19,066 --> 00:56:20,333
早知道就应该

1450
00:56:20,366 --> 00:56:22,499
反正我们都是荣耀赛到了下

1451
00:56:22,500 --> 00:56:24,566
次有这种活动我就知道了

1452
00:56:26,766 --> 00:56:29,666
下次有这种活动然后我就直接卡分

1453
00:56:29,666 --> 00:56:32,366
就卡到那个第二段里面就好了

1454
00:56:32,366 --> 00:56:33,899
大主播都在第一段

1455
00:56:33,900 --> 00:56:37,200
然后小主播的话第二段就可以乱删了

1456
00:56:37,466 --> 00:56:38,899
听说妹妹手感如何

1457
00:56:38,900 --> 00:56:41,266
硬邦邦的好像打错人了

1458
00:56:41,266 --> 00:56:42,866
好像打成烟烟人了

1459
00:56:43,066 --> 00:56:45,966
谢谢新传闻的情书感谢你的支持

1460
00:56:46,100 --> 00:56:47,600
然后找你安利卡顿

1461
00:56:47,933 --> 00:56:49,466
谢谢谢谢

1462
00:56:50,166 --> 00:56:52,533
硬邦邦的打错人了

1463
00:56:53,100 --> 00:56:54,766
怎么又有人被骗了

1464
00:56:54,766 --> 00:56:57,199
我再不骗点人一会就要毕业了

1465
00:56:57,200 --> 00:57:00,666
家人们数据每况愈下我又不想哭惨

1466
00:57:00,666 --> 00:57:03,533
然后进来一个人然后我就

1467
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:06,266
我就问问人家这个这个要不要上

1468
00:57:06,266 --> 00:57:07,199
舰长这些人

1469
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:08,700
我不好意思

1470
00:57:08,966 --> 00:57:10,199
哈哈哈

1471
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:12,966
我不好意思这个

1472
00:57:13,666 --> 00:57:14,466
嗯

1473
00:57:14,700 --> 00:57:16,500
感觉这不会理发

1474
00:57:17,266 --> 00:57:21,533
哎死亡皮套人突破100万播放了

1475
00:57:22,700 --> 00:57:26,500
恭喜我最近老能刷到那个什么

1476
00:57:27,266 --> 00:57:31,066
昨天溜的时候100.01万

1477
00:57:31,066 --> 00:57:31,999
恭喜恭喜

1478
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,933
我昨天看到了这个的的啊

1479
00:57:34,933 --> 00:57:39,899
谢谢常胜的彩虹甜筒两朵花和冰可乐

1480
00:57:39,900 --> 00:57:40,700
哈哈哈

1481
00:57:41,566 --> 00:57:44,733
谢谢冰可乐爱的感动谢谢支持

1482
00:57:45,166 --> 00:57:46,766
感谢感谢

1483
00:57:46,900 --> 00:57:50,333
谢谢常胜的至尊宝和的甜筒呀

1484
00:57:50,333 --> 00:57:51,733
获得奖励感动

1485
00:57:53,333 --> 00:57:54,866
开个18点半

1486
00:57:54,900 --> 00:57:55,866
这不是你

1487
00:57:55,866 --> 00:57:57,099
你不要IP好吗

1488
00:57:57,100 --> 00:57:58,066
经典毕业牌

1489
00:57:58,066 --> 00:57:58,999
我不毕业

1490
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:00,166
开玩笑的

1491
00:58:00,866 --> 00:58:01,966
每天必看

1492
00:58:01,966 --> 00:58:04,499
每天一遍这个快乐在

1493
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:06,866
哎哎开错了

1494
00:58:16,766 --> 00:58:18,299
坏了昨天昨天昨天

1495
00:58:18,300 --> 00:58:20,966
骗票的那个怎么今天直接开了

1496
00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:23,133
完了完了开错了

1497
00:58:23,133 --> 00:58:25,999
对不起大家对不起开错了开了个天选

1498
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:27,333
开了个送礼物

1499
00:58:27,333 --> 00:58:28,499
天选的不应该开

1500
00:58:28,500 --> 00:58:31,133
送礼物的应该开直接发弹幕的

1501
00:58:31,133 --> 00:58:32,066
开错了狗没

1502
00:58:32,066 --> 00:58:32,966
那狗没狗没

1503
00:58:33,300 --> 00:58:34,266
对不起对不起

1504
00:58:34,266 --> 00:58:36,933
谢谢蓝翔的门票谢谢不语妄语的门票

1505
00:58:36,933 --> 00:58:38,199
谢谢青川围的门票

1506
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:39,600
谢谢鸟鸟的门票

1507
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:40,533
谢谢东方哥

1508
00:58:40,533 --> 00:58:42,299
的门票阿里卡多阿里卡多

1509
00:58:42,366 --> 00:58:44,566
谢谢支持谢谢很菜的门票

1510
00:58:44,700 --> 00:58:45,333
谢谢

1511
00:58:45,333 --> 00:58:49,399
f堂上的甜筒和冰可乐里阿里卡多呢

1512
00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:51,133
谢谢支持

1513
00:58:51,466 --> 00:58:52,733
欢迎上山西啊

1514
00:58:52,733 --> 00:58:53,866
晚上好呀

1515
00:58:55,066 --> 00:58:56,399
番茄炒西红柿

1516
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:58,800
我刚看到有一个人名字叫番茄炒西红

1517
00:58:58,800 --> 00:58:59,533
柿了

1518
00:58:59,533 --> 00:59:01,733
等下下播了之后要去炖汤

1519
00:59:01,733 --> 00:59:02,899
炖罗宋汤

1520
00:59:02,933 --> 00:59:05,466
好久没有喝过罗宋汤了

1521
00:59:05,466 --> 00:59:07,533
虽然家里面已经没有肉了

1522
00:59:09,666 --> 00:59:12,699
谢谢袁中原的门票谢谢梦瑶的门票

1523
00:59:12,700 --> 00:59:13,666
而立在这

1524
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:16,733
这家里面已经没有没有肉了

1525
00:59:16,733 --> 00:59:19,866
所以炖一锅素的应该也差不多吧

1526
00:59:20,366 --> 00:59:21,966
好像也没有香肠了

1527
00:59:21,966 --> 00:59:23,199
什么都没了

1528
00:59:23,466 --> 00:59:25,099
还是白银很适合我

1529
00:59:25,100 --> 00:59:26,866
承受不了粉玫瑰的打击

1530
00:59:26,866 --> 00:59:29,733
我们出可乐了昌盛AABBY

1531
00:59:29,733 --> 00:59:31,199
我去睡了拜拜晚安

1532
00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:33,266
晚安诺海我要私密

1533
00:59:33,500 --> 00:59:33,900
谢谢

1534
00:59:33,900 --> 00:59:35,266
心儿的盛典门票

1535
00:59:35,266 --> 00:59:37,499
尼亚阿里卡多阿里卡多

1536
00:59:38,733 --> 00:59:40,299
谢谢大家

1537
00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:46,366
有没有人发现我今天的歌单非常的平

1538
00:59:46,366 --> 00:59:47,166
级啊

1539
00:59:48,266 --> 00:59:49,999
去沙发市买点

1540
00:59:50,566 --> 00:59:52,299
家里离得稍微有点远

1541
00:59:52,300 --> 00:59:54,066
主要我不想出门走路了

1542
00:59:54,066 --> 00:59:55,599
晚上还有事情呢

1543
00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:57,966
i don't know what to do

1544
01:00:07,900 --> 01:00:09,966
哎山坡子原来卖肉吗

1545
01:00:11,166 --> 01:00:14,133
我一直以为他只卖那种冷冻的东西啊

1546
01:00:14,700 --> 01:00:17,533
我都没有发现过下次我去看看吧

1547
01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:20,133
我上次在山坡去买了那个

1548
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:23,900
冷冻的速食意面千层面

1549
01:00:23,933 --> 01:00:25,733
特别的难吃

1550
01:00:25,733 --> 01:00:29,366
就比那个直接拿番茄酱拌面还要难吃

1551
01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:32,400
番茄酱跟生抽再加黑胡椒

1552
01:00:32,466 --> 01:00:33,766
拿那个锅煮开

1553
01:00:33,766 --> 01:00:35,933
直接拌面都比他做的那个好吃

1554
01:00:35,933 --> 01:00:37,733
都不知道为什么是我的问题

1555
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:40,700
主播不会今天带了个拖吧

1556
01:00:40,700 --> 01:00:41,933
什么叫拖呀

1557
01:00:42,300 --> 01:00:45,566
燕比今天说了好多完全没听到BGM

1558
01:00:45,566 --> 01:00:47,199
我还是在听的啦

1559
01:00:47,533 --> 01:00:49,333
因为有的时候大家会说

1560
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:51,000
我说话声音太小了

1561
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:52,933
然后把BGM盖过去

1562
01:00:52,933 --> 01:00:55,399
我就会每次都那个什么

1563
01:00:55,466 --> 01:00:57,733
每次都把BGM稍微调小一点啊

1564
01:00:57,733 --> 01:01:00,099
然后尽量把我说话的声音

1565
01:01:00,133 --> 01:01:01,966
啊啊

1566
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:04,666
啊

1567
01:01:04,666 --> 01:01:06,399
我的腰我的腰

1568
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:07,966
哈哈我的腰

1569
01:01:08,266 --> 01:01:11,066
把我的说话的声音放大一点

1570
01:01:12,066 --> 01:01:13,933
啊我刚才往后靠了一下

1571
01:01:13,933 --> 01:01:16,666
我发现我的这个肩膀真的好烂啊

1572
01:01:16,666 --> 01:01:19,866
接触到这个椅背我现在整个人都烂了

1573
01:01:20,900 --> 01:01:22,066
哎哎

1574
01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:25,333
哎不能躺一躺就困了

1575
01:01:25,333 --> 01:01:27,266
起来了起来了不行不行

1576
01:01:28,866 --> 01:01:31,866
谢谢强项的盛典门票谢谢大家的

1577
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:33,800
呃PK票和

1578
01:01:33,900 --> 01:01:36,866
宝盒谢谢斯兰的夫人和娜娜的爱了爱

1579
01:01:36,866 --> 01:01:38,533
了谢谢s f

1580
01:01:38,666 --> 01:01:40,266
的圣典门票谢谢泡泡糖

1581
01:01:40,266 --> 01:01:42,299
谢谢吉他们k k子的贝克拉

1582
01:01:42,333 --> 01:01:43,533
谢谢盛典门票

1583
01:01:43,533 --> 01:01:45,733
感谢支持获得奖励该多

1584
01:01:46,266 --> 01:01:48,866
主播每天跑步强身健体

1585
01:01:48,866 --> 01:01:50,666
我知道强身健体是什么意思

1586
01:01:50,666 --> 01:01:51,866
不许用这个词

1587
01:01:52,700 --> 01:01:56,266
每天跟这个这个大家强身健体是吧

1588
01:01:56,300 --> 01:01:57,366
给你一拳

1589
01:01:58,133 --> 01:01:59,733
孙兰的夫人

1590
01:02:00,366 --> 01:02:01,166
哎

1591
01:02:03,166 --> 01:02:04,533
虽然是

1592
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:08,166
是那个游戏里面的那个角色

1593
01:02:08,166 --> 01:02:09,333
是女孩子吗

1594
01:02:09,566 --> 01:02:10,366
哎

1595
01:02:10,500 --> 01:02:12,200
有女生夸我可爱了

1596
01:02:13,466 --> 01:02:16,166
谢谢研究员的这个行业非常感

1597
01:02:16,166 --> 01:02:17,999
谢有啥特殊含义吗

1598
01:02:18,133 --> 01:02:19,099
反正在咖啡

1599
01:02:19,100 --> 01:02:22,600
直播间刷强身健体的人都是呃

1600
01:02:23,733 --> 01:02:25,933
取第一个字跟第三个字的

1601
01:02:34,333 --> 01:02:36,199
谢谢f y f的泡泡糖

1602
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:37,300
感谢支持

1603
01:02:37,866 --> 01:02:39,133
反正都是他们

1604
01:02:39,133 --> 01:02:40,533
都没有什么正经的

1605
01:02:40,533 --> 01:02:42,333
那个那个那个那个意思了

1606
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:45,666
谢谢人人的这个好运而已关注

1607
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,533
这是考试望天的圣洁门票

1608
01:02:58,533 --> 01:03:00,366
红豆奖励高端电视

1609
01:03:02,300 --> 01:03:03,500
他比是谁啊

1610
01:03:03,500 --> 01:03:05,533
你在这装你再给我装

1611
01:03:05,566 --> 01:03:07,266
你再装哼

1612
01:03:07,266 --> 01:03:08,533
那还真是

1613
01:03:08,766 --> 01:03:09,599
哇

1614
01:03:11,100 --> 01:03:12,966
我都知道你们是什么意思

1615
01:03:12,966 --> 01:03:15,999
你们就天天在里面对我指手画脚

1616
01:03:16,566 --> 01:03:19,266
一天不冲浪不懂网络用语

1617
01:03:19,266 --> 01:03:20,333
我觉得这个也是

1618
01:03:20,333 --> 01:03:22,066
他们创造力真的太高了

1619
01:03:22,066 --> 01:03:23,199
我都想不到

1620
01:03:23,566 --> 01:03:25,533
然后我我我去问了

1621
01:03:25,533 --> 01:03:28,066
然后人家才才才才告诉我

1622
01:03:28,300 --> 01:03:29,900
那还真是没那个意思

1623
01:03:29,900 --> 01:03:31,300
真的呀那好吧

1624
01:03:31,300 --> 01:03:32,900
幸好没有那个意思

1625
01:03:33,266 --> 01:03:34,366
他是谁啊

1626
01:03:34,366 --> 01:03:36,566
你都叫莎莎国娜娜了对吧

1627
01:03:36,566 --> 01:03:39,133
你都是翠翠莎了你还不认识他飞

1628
01:03:39,166 --> 01:03:40,266
我不相信啊

1629
01:03:40,566 --> 01:03:41,966
我我不相信

1630
01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:45,866
我还以为是大脸吧原来是尾巴呀

1631
01:03:45,866 --> 01:03:46,733
抱尾巴

1632
01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:47,600
呀

1633
01:03:50,766 --> 01:03:51,466
没有

1634
01:03:51,466 --> 01:03:54,866
没有妹妹会拒绝me and me i的爆尾巴呀

1635
01:03:54,933 --> 01:03:57,599
我应该录一个那个什么Baton me然后就

1636
01:03:59,366 --> 01:04:01,933
i had a dream so big and loud

1637
01:04:01,933 --> 01:04:04,566
i jumped so high i touched the clouds

1638
01:04:04,566 --> 01:04:09,199
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

1639
01:04:09,466 --> 01:04:11,899
我是说这个说法没意思无聊

1640
01:04:11,900 --> 01:04:13,066
确实挺没意思

1641
01:04:13,066 --> 01:04:14,566
好像这个开不明白

1642
01:04:14,566 --> 01:04:16,366
黄腔还要硬开的这个

1643
01:04:16,500 --> 01:04:17,900
小学男生一样

1644
01:04:17,900 --> 01:04:19,300
确实挺没意思的

1645
01:04:19,533 --> 01:04:21,566
这个抱尾巴可爱呀

1646
01:04:23,866 --> 01:04:25,199
我也喜欢

1647
01:04:31,266 --> 01:04:33,199
this is gonna be the last day of

1648
01:04:35,366 --> 01:04:36,199
my life my life

1649
01:04:40,366 --> 01:04:42,733
动起来感觉就没有静态那么可爱了

1650
01:04:42,733 --> 01:04:44,066
还是静态比较可爱

1651
01:04:44,266 --> 01:04:46,299
主播你的尾巴能不能当鱼饵

1652
01:04:46,333 --> 01:04:47,099
没有我那个

1653
01:04:47,100 --> 01:04:49,400
上个月那个见长礼物不就是这样的吗

1654
01:04:49,766 --> 01:04:50,166
主播

1655
01:04:50,166 --> 01:04:52,333
上个月的见长礼物不就是这样的吗

1656
01:04:58,266 --> 01:05:00,166
上个月的例牌是这样的

1657
01:05:00,733 --> 01:05:01,533
那

1658
01:05:01,733 --> 01:05:02,666
你们知道吗

1659
01:05:08,300 --> 01:05:08,733
没事

1660
01:05:08,733 --> 01:05:12,366
过两天我即将和小从合作推出这个

1661
01:05:12,533 --> 01:05:13,899
我可爱的这个

1662
01:05:13,900 --> 01:05:15,766
这个这个魔星展示视频啊

1663
01:05:15,766 --> 01:05:18,499
可能到时候就拿抱尾巴当这个这个

1664
01:05:18,666 --> 01:05:19,699
视频封面了

1665
01:05:19,700 --> 01:05:21,066
我们两个商量一下

1666
01:05:21,266 --> 01:05:21,733
呃我

1667
01:05:21,733 --> 01:05:24,399
虽然我还没有搞明白背景

1668
01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:25,266
弄成什么样的

1669
01:05:25,266 --> 01:05:26,533
但是我相信

1670
01:05:26,533 --> 01:05:29,699
我们一定可以很快做出来这个视频的

1671
01:05:29,700 --> 01:05:32,533
对吧对啊绿品绿牌是这样的

1672
01:05:33,566 --> 01:05:35,699
这个是跪着就是跪着的

1673
01:05:36,466 --> 01:05:37,933
爹如何评价

1674
01:05:37,933 --> 01:05:39,766
我昨天晚上拉着一个妹子

1675
01:05:39,766 --> 01:05:41,566
看了两个钟头的怪胎

1676
01:05:41,733 --> 01:05:43,899
那这个哪个妹子啊

1677
01:05:43,900 --> 01:05:45,000
你不是有女朋友吗

1678
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:46,766
你为什么能拉着妹子看两个钟头

1679
01:05:46,766 --> 01:05:47,566
怪胎啊