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我预言过千次百次的重逢

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你却始终站在梦里的出口

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还能回头

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只能一直走不停

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两个人流失人海之中

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担心明明还在

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刚去别了家

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重演造就不同命运

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守望者

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你也在次心动

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我越美好

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期待越容易落空

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承认我不配烦恼更轻松

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有些爱与度只有自己才懂嗯

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脑中这份爱多多少

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一放手就消散掉

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我一声洒脱

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想说一声

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那么强而已

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你都不重要

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也许还会遇到另一个人

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许下相似的诺言

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嗯大家晚上好

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呃那个呃今天不是特别走运啊

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哎我怎么这么开呀

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这边有早就不

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因为好像有点问题

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稍等一下

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大家

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我把那个先退一下

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后台都退越美好

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期待也让你落空

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大胆去

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所有事情都只有自己才懂

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时光洪流中

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这份爱多飘香

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一放手就像三点

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我一直在想说一声漫漫长夜

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英语都不重要

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就那个呃本来今天应该应该应该用新电脑给大家直播的呀

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但是出了一些不可抗力的问题

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所以今天我们可能还是不掉卡

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很不好意思啊

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这个上播之前就调试了一下

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可能这个新电脑还要再往后推一点啊

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其实我啊真去啊

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别别别谢谢

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很菜的舰长

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这个因为一些电脑本身的硬件问题

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然后我们可能还是还是在那个什么

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今天不许跟我提新电脑

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别欺负人

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我会我会扮人的

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嗯然后怎么说呢

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就嗯谢谢欢太的心

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感谢支持和带女儿离开刀

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谢谢谢谢燕子

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别想太多了

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继续上班去了

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你加油加油

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上班去

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我没有想很多

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主要其实就是可能最近压力有点大吧

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然后我们现在已经好啦

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我刚才确实是有点有点破防呀

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然后我觉得我好了

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我才上播的

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因为我们不是说好了

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不能在直播里面啊

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哭啊

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或者说怎么样的吗

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有没有

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我不是跟大家说了嘛

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我也不会那样的

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谢谢小红大气

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我已经不哭了

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我这个已经哭完了

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我很快的几分钟就完事了

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呃比大家那个那个打打打呃

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呃打打架还要快啊

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谢谢小红的爱心红豆

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你阿里嘎豆源源不哭了

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没过之后生活会更好捏

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阿里卡豆念

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谢谢很菜和小黄的c

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谢谢很菜的舰长

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感谢支持

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谢谢大家嗯

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然后呃欢迎洛丽克老师

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晚上好

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晚上好

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小红晚上好

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天机娘娘来

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小梦言酋长悠然

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晚上好

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人中人

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西莫晚上好

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神秘音乐

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可爱的晚上好

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洛里柯老师嗯

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晚上好长寿

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那个什么呃

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别问号

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我要跟跟群友说一下

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我开播了

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我本来不是说晚点来嘛

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但是也没玩很久啊

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我们也就晚了两分钟就不要正常啊

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对晚上好一次怎么说呢

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这就有一种嗯

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大家都是排队交钱买货回家

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那打开就用

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怎么就到我这边啊

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对大家都知道我是一个不太懂电子产品的人啊

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怎么就到我这边

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然后我没事敲一下就发现他有问题的呢

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大家都知道我的手

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这其实不是很大的

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我其实就是像敲门一样

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就这样敲了一下

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然后他就花瓶百敲百花

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再敲再花

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我想骗自己是一次接触不好都没办法呀

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然后而且刚才看了一下戴尔那个官网

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他也说现在在线的那个online chat暂时不能用

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所以我得下班之后下一个what's app

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然后再去跟他们讲啊

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因为我觉得我打电话的话可能讲不明白

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打电话也没办法给他发图片

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发视频证明我这个确实花屏了嘛对吧

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还有就是想问一下董哥

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就是他那个有一个电脑自测硬件有没有问题的

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那个那个那个真的会好用吗

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晚上好

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阿香嗯

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幸好发现有问题

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不然用段时间i数据都存进去了

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再修就麻烦了

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哎呀其实就是那种你特别特别期待一件事的发生

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你每天对着日历数日子

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对着对着日历数日子数着数着

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然后你发现哇这一天终于到了

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对这个这个这你发现这一天终于来了

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来了之后吧

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就是就像爸爸妈妈跟你说

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我们周日带你去那个带你去游乐园

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然后你周一周二周三周四周五分钟数着日子过了

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这周日你终于可以去游乐园了

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爸爸妈妈也给你买票了

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你们都站在门口了

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忽然天上掉了一块大石头

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把游乐园拆碎了

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就这种感觉很很倒霉啊

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正是因为这个这个非人之过

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也不是其他人的过错

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也不是自己能控制的过错

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所以就更显得自己很倒霉对

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然后所以刚才会有点情绪波动了

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因为很多时候就包括考试考的不好

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其实我也是不会就胡乱哭啊

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或者怎么样的

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但是这种完全不由自主就是由不得自己的事情

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我就会觉得很无妄之灾呀

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我就会觉得很难受

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这个情况百分百有问题了

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我也这么打算的

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就是联系他们一下

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他们总不能硬着头皮说哎这个花屏了也是你的问题

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花屏了不是我的问题

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总不能是这样的吧对吧

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这个这个他的过错我又控制不了他

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所以就像是这个这个如果有流星撞碎的游乐园

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那我们能说是地球引力或者是这个这个这个彗星的这个错吗

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我也怪不了他呀

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没办法呀

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唉这个屏幕是你敲了两下成这样的

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就我这个电脑

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我现在框框的拿锤子砸他

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他都不会花屏的

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我觉得拿敲门的力度敲他两下

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他就花屏了

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这绝对是有问题啊

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我又不是没用过笔记本电脑

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这东西又不是什么呃

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拿那个拿扑克搭起来的纸牌堆呢

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敲一下就散了

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哪有这么脆呀对吧

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这框框敲一下怎么会有问题呢

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这都有问题

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说明他本身就有问题吧

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嗯因为你胖了

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我能不能照你脑袋上面敲啊

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晚上好晚上好超人晚上好

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花生嗯啊反正就是给我搞的心情特别不好

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我现在就他们会赖他们会不会赖他们自己拿回去就知道了

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我又不是哐哐地拿锤子敲他自己对吧

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而且这个东西第一次花瓶本身也不是我敲的

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他第一次开机的时候就带了一个花瓶

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但是只花了一分钟

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只花了一分钟

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就就就也不是一分钟吧

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两秒钟就那什么

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我以为是戴尔第一次装那个系统的特效呢

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我都没看清

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我还在想好赛博朋克呀

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哇真是太棒了

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怎么这么赛博朋克

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结果结果第二次的时候

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我把手机直接放在屏幕上

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就放在那个地方

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大家都知道手机这个东西它是电子元件吗

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你放在那里

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然后他直接就花屏了

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我才发现不对劲啊

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我等了一会我才发现不对劲啊

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原来不是特效啊

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我草原来不是这个这个外星人

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我在想外星人这么高科技

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我做一个这么漂亮的转场

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哎呀真的觉得我像一个沙口

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谢谢莫瑶的爱奇艺

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感谢支持

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红豆

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你阿里嘎多爹

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我给你引了女粉

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然后你直接说比你打加快

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现在那姐妹问我打胶是什么意思

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我要怎么回

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你不不不不要不要

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我跟他不要跟他说

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这个只是我的一个巨渊

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真下头的比喻啊

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我我我我我说的很下头的话

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对不起

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这位在我直播间观看了可爱妹妹啊

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果咩纳塞

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对不起

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对不起

239
00:11:12,140 --> 00:11:15,080
这个就就好像呃怎么说呢

240
00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:17,660
就是就是形容时光飞逝

241
00:11:17,660 --> 00:11:18,560
日月如梭

242
00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:20,720
这个这个呃像光速一样啊

243
00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:23,240
就是很很呃很很快

244
00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:25,100
就是很快的意思啊

245
00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,740
你不要不要问

246
00:11:26,740 --> 00:11:27,700
不要问

247
00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:29,680
谢谢梦瑶的c啊

248
00:11:29,700 --> 00:11:32,040
确实是太赛博朋克了

249
00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:35,280
真的很符合我对于这个外星人的想象

250
00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:36,320
哈哈哈

251
00:11:36,340 --> 00:11:38,380
我们外星人对吧

252
00:11:38,380 --> 00:11:42,040
都什么年代还在看传统屏幕

253
00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:47,960
我买的花瓶包含了加拿大品牌的魅力

254
00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:51,880
欢迎你来我的联系

255
00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:55,820
技术支持后台湾啊

256
00:11:58,260 --> 00:12:00,560
装纯良能不能装久一点

257
00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:02,360
我一直都挺纯良的

258
00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:03,320
我不用装吧

259
00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:05,240
我这就是二向性的问题啊

260
00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:06,020
烟妹妹

261
00:12:06,020 --> 00:12:07,720
找外星人不能脏啊

262
00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:10,240
我超13000块钱呢

263
00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:11,640
这就造了

264
00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:14,140
这不能脏了

265
00:12:14,140 --> 00:12:14,740
不能不能

266
00:12:14,740 --> 00:12:16,960
我下播之后我去联系一下

267
00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:18,300
欢迎星光雨琦

268
00:12:18,370 --> 00:12:22,040
我现在你知道我就抱着这个电脑在这播

269
00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:23,060
我越抱着她

270
00:12:23,060 --> 00:12:25,100
感受着他在我膝盖上的重量

271
00:12:25,100 --> 00:12:26,440
我就越难剥

272
00:12:26,460 --> 00:12:30,000
我感觉他比我现在的这个电脑还要轻一点

273
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,840
但其实不是很重

274
00:12:31,860 --> 00:12:34,620
但是为什么就这样期待我的心上

275
00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:36,000
我就这么难过呢

276
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:40,500
哎哎别打了

277
00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:41,280
别打了

278
00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:42,390
猫猫痛痛

279
00:12:42,390 --> 00:12:43,800
她真的很漂亮

280
00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:45,600
我本来特别开心

281
00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:48,540
因为我以为我买的是一个黑色的外星人

282
00:12:48,540 --> 00:12:50,800
他给我发过来是白色的

283
00:12:50,820 --> 00:12:51,480
白色的

284
00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:52,620
多漂亮啊

285
00:12:52,620 --> 00:12:54,360
然后我又加了武士刀

286
00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:56,280
换了那个键盘

287
00:12:56,300 --> 00:12:59,180
那个流光的键盘也特别好看

288
00:12:59,180 --> 00:13:02,580
外星人的系统感觉也特别的高级

289
00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:06,140
然后这电脑一看就比我现在这个电脑强多了

290
00:13:06,140 --> 00:13:07,580
结果出了这种问题

291
00:13:07,580 --> 00:13:08,740
好难过

292
00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:10,560
电脑到了新电脑不带画

293
00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:12,740
到了新电脑还坏了呢

294
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:17,260
我今天搬了一个板凳坐在家门口

295
00:13:17,260 --> 00:13:20,500
我早上四五点的时候收到戴尔的邮件

296
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:25,360
告诉我你的这个快递已经在路上装车了

297
00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:26,360
今天就会到

298
00:13:26,380 --> 00:13:27,730
我一大早上

299
00:13:27,730 --> 00:13:29,440
就因为今天天气好

300
00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:32,400
我就搬了一个塑料凳子坐在家门口

301
00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:35,220
人家乘凉都是坐在家里的院子里

302
00:13:35,220 --> 00:13:36,300
我坐在家门口

303
00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:38,260
我就看着一辆一辆的车

304
00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:42,000
推算着哪一辆会是带着我电脑的车呀

305
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:47,040
然后我从七点坐到九点到十点的时候

306
00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,420
我上楼拿点东西

307
00:13:48,420 --> 00:13:49,740
然后忽然听到我车上

308
00:13:49,740 --> 00:13:50,980
我就跑下去

309
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,220
听到那个呃问门口

310
00:13:53,220 --> 00:13:53,820
真的真的

311
00:13:53,820 --> 00:13:55,700
那个车就在我家门口停了

312
00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:57,400
然后他就按我家门铃

313
00:13:57,400 --> 00:14:01,090
我就特别有仪式感的拿着我的护照冲了下去

314
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,800
结果他只问了我叫什么

315
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:03,460
我叫什么

316
00:14:03,460 --> 00:14:04,240
他回答完之后

317
00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:07,240
他就祝我这个使用新电脑开心

318
00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:08,200
我特别高兴

319
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:08,940
你知道吗

320
00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:11,240
哎呀我就想给他塞小费了

321
00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:14,000
然后我就抱着这个电脑嗖嗖嗖的窜到地下室

322
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,120
大家都知道我真的很高兴

323
00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:21,900
但是哎这个就只能说这个东西就是寓意先扬啊

324
00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:23,220
这你前面越高兴

325
00:14:23,220 --> 00:14:25,770
显得你发现他有故障之后

326
00:14:25,770 --> 00:14:27,420
你就越小丑

327
00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:30,840
就是就是像小丑一样

328
00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:32,700
其实我上不见已经哭过一次

329
00:14:32,700 --> 00:14:33,780
要不然我说这话

330
00:14:33,780 --> 00:14:34,740
我肯定要哭了

331
00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:35,820
我已经哭完了

332
00:14:35,820 --> 00:14:41,420
因为因为这个这个主播主播觉得要不然今天就得t r直播了

333
00:14:41,420 --> 00:14:42,740
我不想dt r直播呀

334
00:14:42,740 --> 00:14:44,780
我就上播之前我先哭了一会儿

335
00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:47,020
然后然后再上播呀

336
00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:50,280
因为这样的话应该就就就不那什么了

337
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:52,800
我边上这个幸好我是拿了一张厨房纸

338
00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,240
大家都知道厨房纸很软

339
00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,280
然后我拿这个厨房纸哭

340
00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:59,640
这厨房纸都被我不是厨房纸很硬啊

341
00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:01,620
它是很干的那种很硬的纸

342
00:15:01,620 --> 00:15:04,220
他都被我哭的像那个毛巾一样的

343
00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:06,460
哈哈哈哈哈哈

344
00:15:06,610 --> 00:15:08,560
特别好玩

345
00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:12,240
因为别人我什么人定的要放在地下室

346
00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:14,430
我一直都在地下室直播呀

347
00:15:14,430 --> 00:15:17,260
我不在地下室直播我们的办法

348
00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:20,400
谢谢鸟鸟的十朵小花呀

349
00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:22,260
直播这个东西挺吵

350
00:15:22,260 --> 00:15:24,540
大家正好家里面地下室是空的人嘛

351
00:15:24,540 --> 00:15:27,000
然后我就我觉得地下室播的

352
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,910
他大半是小故障

353
00:15:34,910 --> 00:15:35,960
我就忍了

354
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:42,380
他花瓶就稍微嗯他就他就他那个电脑那个键盘

355
00:15:42,420 --> 00:15:45,100
键盘在触摸屏边上

356
00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:47,020
右边它不是有一块那个地方吗

357
00:15:47,020 --> 00:15:48,940
我不知道这个地方装的是什么东西啊

358
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:51,240
反正这个就是稍微一敲

359
00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:52,800
就这种这种程度的

360
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,780
敲一下就哐哐的就花屏了

361
00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:58,360
应景的一剪梅都来了

362
00:15:58,380 --> 00:16:00,660
不打游戏的话不会更好啊

363
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:08,280
所有的这个v都是对于那个呃对于呃生产力的那种电脑本比较需求的

364
00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:11,580
你可以直接按照高档配置的游戏本

365
00:16:11,580 --> 00:16:12,660
或者是打游戏

366
00:16:12,660 --> 00:16:14,880
或者是你要建模的那些

367
00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:16,340
你去去买啊

368
00:16:16,340 --> 00:16:19,220
因为你这个苹果的这个笔记本的话

369
00:16:19,220 --> 00:16:25,150
它没有办法就是承担一些大的模型的面部对

370
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:31,940
因为他这个模型面部本身你就可以把它看成一个在后台既吃cpu

371
00:16:31,940 --> 00:16:33,740
又吃内存的一个游戏啊

372
00:16:33,740 --> 00:16:38,850
对遇到对直播对配置要求还是挺高的

373
00:16:38,850 --> 00:16:42,540
高性能商务本在我这就是高性能商务本啊

374
00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:44,820
对生产力本哈哈哈

375
00:16:44,820 --> 00:16:46,740
冷手硬剪了一剪梅

376
00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:48,600
别把什么都没有了

377
00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:53,750
谢谢丘尼阿ka的fc b a的面燕宝

378
00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:55,040
我鬼混回来了

379
00:16:55,060 --> 00:16:55,720
哈哈哈

380
00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:57,220
这个小说的应该说一下啊

381
00:16:57,220 --> 00:16:58,210
欢迎回家

382
00:16:58,210 --> 00:17:00,820
如果要是很可爱的就啊欢迎回家

383
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:04,480
请你如果要是那种很很很很那个很一的

384
00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:08,120
就该说啊去什么地方鬼混了对吧

385
00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:10,760
就是这种这种办法真的我不知道呀

386
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:13,100
我不太会抱着大尾巴蹭蹭

387
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:13,850
喵喵喵

388
00:17:13,850 --> 00:17:15,260
谢谢你的爱心呀

389
00:17:15,260 --> 00:17:15,800
很疼你

390
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,720
爱丽卡的对啊

391
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:19,820
在我手里就是高性能商务本

392
00:17:19,820 --> 00:17:20,780
也不商务本

393
00:17:20,780 --> 00:17:21,500
太重了

394
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:25,880
高性能的石头搬着他上学太累了

395
00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:29,950
我们我们教室里面三四十个人都是苹果本

396
00:17:29,950 --> 00:17:36,050
就我一个人拿一个那个呃这个这个拿一个惠普的游戏本

397
00:17:36,050 --> 00:17:40,440
上次老师去那个说品牌的时候

398
00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:44,210
主播正月的舰长礼物是不是皮鞭

399
00:17:44,210 --> 00:17:46,160
我做不起皮鞭了

400
00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:48,200
皮皮都来了

401
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,460
你们越传越离谱了

402
00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:51,980
本来一开始不是要什么宠物胸牌

403
00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:53,240
宠物项圈

404
00:17:53,260 --> 00:17:59,380
到后面变成那个那个那个那个那个什么抖抖抖m4 件套

405
00:17:59,380 --> 00:18:01,240
现在连皮鞭都来了

406
00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:03,690
欢迎黄春晚上好

407
00:18:03,690 --> 00:18:05,080
三七末日

408
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,450
哎呀我觉得现在好多了

409
00:18:08,450 --> 00:18:10,520
已经没办法嘛

410
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:12,500
就是你已经不是小孩了

411
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,300
不管你经历了什么事情

412
00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:16,640
然后你你怎么难受啊

413
00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:17,540
或者怎么了

414
00:18:17,540 --> 00:18:20,540
你你你哭完了也好

415
00:18:20,540 --> 00:18:21,580
不哭也罢

416
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,880
最后不还是得自己出力吗

417
00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:26,180
我其实最怕麻烦事啊

418
00:18:26,220 --> 00:18:28,420
但是总没办法

419
00:18:28,420 --> 00:18:30,300
还是要自己出例子

420
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,360
下播之后

421
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:33,920
今天下播之后

422
00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:41,880
我去联系一下那个他们的那个嗯主播的尾巴掉了

423
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:44,220
这是我把尾巴放在前面了

424
00:18:44,220 --> 00:18:45,600
这怎么能是掉了呢

425
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,820
我的尾巴是是挂件

426
00:18:47,820 --> 00:18:48,840
不是插件啊

427
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:50,140
不是我的尾巴

428
00:18:50,140 --> 00:18:51,280
是器官

429
00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:52,300
不是挂件

430
00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:53,700
不是插件

431
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:55,260
不是攻略

432
00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:58,320
谢谢小灰灰的新年和周年

433
00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:03,980
艾琳爱豆燕宝哥们正在复习明天的专业课考试

434
00:19:03,980 --> 00:19:07,700
你能叫我收尾人老爷鼓励一下哥们吗

435
00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:09,530
小生生嗯

436
00:19:09,530 --> 00:19:12,470
小灰灰小呃

437
00:19:12,470 --> 00:19:13,940
社会人老爷

438
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:14,920
敌兽老爷

439
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,560
谢谢南星雅无敌兽老爷很大

440
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:21,440
你那个等祝你明天考试考到50分以上啊

441
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:24,290
括号加拿大的及格分数是50分

442
00:19:24,290 --> 00:19:27,720
不知道你们你们那个考试是多少分

443
00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:29,400
妹子以为尾巴断了

444
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:30,270
在哀悼

445
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:30,600
我

446
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:31,140
尾巴断了

447
00:19:31,140 --> 00:19:32,820
我背上还有小花是吗

448
00:19:32,820 --> 00:19:35,260
我我我乐死了

449
00:19:35,260 --> 00:19:36,910
我乐自己乐死了

450
00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:39,100
踏马的不学了

451
00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:40,450
快科别呀

452
00:19:40,450 --> 00:19:43,020
这把你不能用他人的错误

453
00:19:43,020 --> 00:19:46,260
你不能用迷烟灭啊的错误来惩罚你自己

454
00:19:46,260 --> 00:19:50,320
别的直播间不是都有那种哎高考了之后

455
00:19:50,780 --> 00:19:53,920
高考之后凭什么600多分

456
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:58,000
700来分的这个卷子换什么中之人塔照一张嘛

457
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:01,140
这样这个小灰灰你可以凭借期末考试

458
00:20:01,140 --> 00:20:02,250
明天考什么呀

459
00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:04,060
凭借这门课的成绩单

460
00:20:04,060 --> 00:20:06,340
这个这个跟我换这个兑换

461
00:20:06,340 --> 00:20:08,380
这个叫你超级无敌

462
00:20:08,380 --> 00:20:11,680
伟大的收老爷的这个这个这个资格呀

463
00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:12,120
好吧

464
00:20:12,140 --> 00:20:14,360
你要是考95分以上

465
00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:16,300
我可以连续教你一个月

466
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:20,160
伟大的无敌的首脑也这样快乐一听

467
00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:23,280
像燕宝可以帮我复习一下历史吗

468
00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:28,040
2022年6月15号晚上是几点了

469
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,590
11:52

470
00:20:29,590 --> 00:20:30,460
mia mia

471
00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:31,900
今天的电脑到了

472
00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:32,980
然后又坏了

473
00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:35,340
大喜大悲莫过如此

474
00:20:35,340 --> 00:20:41,460
哼唉因为你我会记住这一分钟

475
00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:44,660
初见你又出现

476
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,700
我已经像你都来了多少次了

477
00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:47,540
我都认识你了

478
00:20:47,540 --> 00:20:49,120
你还不认识我呢

479
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:54,000
这学校这b科目好像就没有95

480
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,020
家人没有吧

481
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:57,180
我觉得这个在我的经历之下

482
00:20:57,180 --> 00:20:59,700
你肯定能考到95分以上吧

483
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:03,620
创造这个学校的这个这个神话还是可以吧

484
00:21:03,620 --> 00:21:05,480
你让胳膊长城是吧

485
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:06,740
那退而求其次嘛

486
00:21:06,740 --> 00:21:09,000
85分我可以叫你一周啊

487
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,220
80分可以叫你三天对吧

488
00:21:11,220 --> 00:21:14,620
70分可以教你一天怎么样

489
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:17,620
哈

490
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:25,540
燕宝可以帮我复习一下信号吗

491
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:26,380
我给你

492
00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:27,940
我可以给你复习一下暗号

493
00:21:27,940 --> 00:21:29,980
我们听一下周杰伦的暗号吧

494
00:21:29,980 --> 00:21:32,220
听一下你喜欢的歌手的歌吧

495
00:21:32,220 --> 00:21:36,120
这个根据周杰伦的这个爱好的这个说法呀

496
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:39,960
这个呃那叫什么来着

497
00:21:41,860 --> 00:21:44,880
他们猜随便猜不重要对吧

498
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:47,160
脸上彼此的讯号哎

499
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:47,860
好大声

500
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,840
卧槽怎么这么大声

501
00:21:50,420 --> 00:21:53,540
连上彼此的讯号才有个依靠啊

502
00:21:53,540 --> 00:21:55,120
我觉得这样就很好

503
00:21:58,420 --> 00:21:59,580
欢迎白砂糖

504
00:21:59,580 --> 00:22:00,840
晚上好呀

505
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:04,880
我想要的这猫怎么被班长带

506
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:06,680
你又不是第一次见到我的

507
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:09,920
因为我就是这么带起来

508
00:22:09,940 --> 00:22:11,020
那59呢

509
00:22:11,020 --> 00:22:12,160
你要考59的话

510
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:13,720
我就不认识你了

511
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:15,900
我就要切割你了

512
00:22:16,260 --> 00:22:19,200
东北欢迎石榴的三角龙

513
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,340
可爱爱你啊

514
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:23,140
因为对你的喜爱每次都是全新的

515
00:22:23,140 --> 00:22:25,750
本家知道你这么油腻吗

516
00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:28,440
本人知道你这么油腻吗

517
00:22:28,460 --> 00:22:35,080
鉴定为呃这个这个呃孤芳自赏性被极星满

518
00:22:35,420 --> 00:22:37,780
但是大家很爱你

519
00:22:37,780 --> 00:22:39,240
shado

520
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:40,440
我想吹风

521
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:41,370
想自由

522
00:22:41,370 --> 00:22:44,250
想要一起手牵手去看海

523
00:22:44,250 --> 00:22:47,400
绕世界流浪

524
00:22:47,460 --> 00:22:50,340
突然害怕你心碎

525
00:22:50,340 --> 00:22:52,600
没人帮你擦

526
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,240
别管那是非

527
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:00,960
只要我们能决定

528
00:23:02,860 --> 00:23:07,800
谢谢小钢琴的梦的s亚红昭君艾琳爱豆燕子抱着尾巴

529
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:08,280
好可爱

530
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:09,320
斯哈斯哈

531
00:23:09,580 --> 00:23:13,500
哎呀应该应该这样

532
00:23:14,940 --> 00:23:17,880
那时间就能回

533
00:23:19,140 --> 00:23:21,500
我觉得斯哈斯哈没有没有感觉

534
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:23,780
还是有这种这种这种大喘气

535
00:23:23,780 --> 00:23:25,640
才才能体现出你的喜爱呀

536
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:26,240
晚上好

537
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:26,420
缠

538
00:23:26,420 --> 00:23:27,260
弹一发

539
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,780
晚上好呀

540
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,100
鸭子怎么抱着电风扇

541
00:23:35,100 --> 00:23:37,890
女这个因为近大远小

542
00:23:37,890 --> 00:23:40,500
所以离大家近的时候看起来会很大

543
00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:42,320
我觉得是很正常的

544
00:23:42,340 --> 00:23:45,820
搞得我们整天跳跳扎心太多

545
00:23:45,820 --> 00:23:46,540
讯号弱

546
00:23:46,540 --> 00:23:48,640
就连风吹都要干扰

547
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:55,400
可是你不想一直走在黑暗地下道

548
00:23:55,420 --> 00:23:56,560
想吹风

549
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:57,550
想自由

550
00:23:57,550 --> 00:24:00,430
想要一起手牵手去看海

551
00:24:00,430 --> 00:24:03,640
绕世界流浪

552
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:10,860
我害怕你帮你擦眼

553
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,420
别管那是非

554
00:24:14,740 --> 00:24:17,720
只要我们感觉对

555
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:22,160
等一下要上楼去拿拿我的那个什么的

556
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:23,300
拿我充电线了

557
00:24:23,300 --> 00:24:27,800
因为今天在地下室都忙着连着这个电脑的事情了

558
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,560
身边没有没有没有来了

559
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:33,680
截至只要把充电线带下来啊

560
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,880
手机等下没电了就变不了了啊

561
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:37,960
我现在抱着它

562
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:40,820
我有一种又幸福又难过的感觉

563
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:44,500
哥们又要周期性下决心早睡了

564
00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:47,660
晚安主播明天再来听一剪梅

565
00:24:47,660 --> 00:24:49,340
这已经不早了

566
00:24:49,340 --> 00:24:50,540
你快去睡觉吧

567
00:24:50,540 --> 00:24:51,500
这都几点了

568
00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:54,840
这已经这已经12点了

569
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:55,860
哇

570
00:24:55,860 --> 00:24:57,800
这还能叫啥呀

571
00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,410
快睡觉

572
00:24:59,410 --> 00:25:00,820
摸摸头来

573
00:25:00,820 --> 00:25:06,190
想摸摸摸摸我妈妈到底谁走

574
00:25:06,190 --> 00:25:15,040
谁跟着放任你才会说你呼我害怕你心碎

575
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:18,360
没人帮你擦眼泪

576
00:25:19,860 --> 00:25:21,980
别管那是非

577
00:25:23,300 --> 00:25:28,390
只要我们感觉对群里是男运营

578
00:25:28,390 --> 00:25:30,340
群里不是我男运营哭了

579
00:25:30,340 --> 00:25:33,340
跟我米米娅没有任何关系

580
00:25:33,540 --> 00:25:36,500
这个这个大家大家都知道

581
00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:39,890
主播的必修课应该是情绪管理吧对吧

582
00:25:39,890 --> 00:25:42,960
所以这个该开心的时候就要开心啊

583
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:44,820
这个不能因为自己的事情

584
00:25:44,820 --> 00:25:46,840
然后当我应该开心的时候

585
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,440
睡觉要放电烟是吧

586
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:52,080
才不是那沙香要睡觉了

587
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:53,400
热了是吧

588
00:25:53,420 --> 00:25:54,380
笑我呀

589
00:25:54,380 --> 00:25:57,980
兄弟我也希望今年早早点换过来嗯

590
00:25:57,980 --> 00:25:58,520
怎么办

591
00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:00,620
如何学姐饿饿要出装扮了

592
00:26:00,620 --> 00:26:01,820
叔叔现在有点急啊

593
00:26:01,820 --> 00:26:05,290
我记得以前出装扮一周一个还是什么时候来着

594
00:26:05,290 --> 00:26:09,160
反正除虚拟主播的装扮都是间隔挺久的

595
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:12,140
现在基本上一天两天三天就一个

596
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,920
我也不知道为啥他会他会那么久啊

597
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:16,420
刚才哭过了吗

598
00:26:16,420 --> 00:26:18,340
哭完了别着急别急

599
00:26:18,340 --> 00:26:19,460
别别叫

600
00:26:21,740 --> 00:26:29,120
一五哥们儿在这给你刷套l t c礼堂丁

601
00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:32,300
真我的c大喵喵

602
00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:33,140
我要幸运

603
00:26:33,140 --> 00:26:34,680
那你为什么还不我

604
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:35,580
我不知道呀

605
00:26:35,580 --> 00:26:37,230
等这个鸡呃

606
00:26:37,230 --> 00:26:40,190
卓玛的火米舔完了面

607
00:26:40,190 --> 00:26:42,440
然后这个狗呃

608
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:43,960
这个这个这个

609
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:52,100
我不好说呀

610
00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:56,560
我本来想说这个这个狗的绵密啊

611
00:26:56,580 --> 00:26:59,340
41级主播就能出装扮了

612
00:26:59,340 --> 00:27:02,220
看着感觉这样有点太太辱骂人了

613
00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:03,240
就不好

614
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:09,440
你再哭一个

615
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:10,580
我给你续个舰长

616
00:27:10,580 --> 00:27:11,540
我不是卖笑的

617
00:27:11,540 --> 00:27:12,500
也不是卖空的

618
00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:12,940
也不卖

619
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:14,100
也不卖报

620
00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:16,620
为什么直播间已经没有搞过这些东西

621
00:27:16,620 --> 00:27:18,480
我不是不知道这能收大米

622
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,540
我只觉得这太物化人了

623
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:24,100
这个有所缺而有所不掐呀

624
00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:25,000
你要愿意给我试

625
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,000
店长的话

626
00:27:26,020 --> 00:27:26,560
我不哭

627
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:27,790
你也会给我睡着

628
00:27:27,790 --> 00:27:29,530
然后你要是就直接提

629
00:27:29,530 --> 00:27:31,120
说让我哭一个

630
00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:32,920
然后然后你就给我上舰

631
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:33,820
然后我还真哭了

632
00:27:33,820 --> 00:27:35,840
我觉得就不是那么一回事了

633
00:27:36,980 --> 00:27:38,140
抽象皮套

634
00:27:38,140 --> 00:27:38,800
谢谢你啊

635
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,780
你是不是给我给我私信了呀

636
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,580
那个喵是我自己提供的服务

637
00:27:46,580 --> 00:27:47,600
不是你点的

638
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:48,740
你就是这种东西

639
00:27:48,740 --> 00:27:51,740
就像是就像是呃怎么说呢

640
00:27:51,740 --> 00:27:54,320
谢谢万丈高鸟离开正面

641
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:55,120
谢谢喵喵

642
00:27:55,140 --> 00:27:57,660
就是我可以选择小喵就喵啊

643
00:27:57,660 --> 00:27:59,520
我也可以选择不想喵就不喵

644
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:02,720
而不是说那如果你要说我给你送十个包

645
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:03,980
你啊你给我喵100声

646
00:28:03,980 --> 00:28:05,560
那我肯定会拒绝人

647
00:28:05,620 --> 00:28:08,200
这个切出来跟你声不一样

648
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:11,160
我买个这

649
00:28:11,180 --> 00:28:14,240
but someone i say love you

650
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:14,720
love you

651
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:15,260
love you

652
00:28:15,260 --> 00:28:16,440
love you always

653
00:28:17,660 --> 00:28:19,900
不是不教主播做事啊

654
00:28:19,900 --> 00:28:23,040
是这种怪怪的

655
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:26,280
有点像在在卖身的感觉

656
00:28:26,300 --> 00:28:29,000
就是有一种明码标价的感觉

657
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,340
我对这种东西还是挺敏感的

658
00:28:31,340 --> 00:28:32,840
我觉得挺奇怪的

659
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:33,680
怎么不喵了

660
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:34,640
赔我五块二

661
00:28:34,660 --> 00:28:36,280
本来这个喵娘喵

662
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,260
我从来也没有写到任何一个地方

663
00:28:38,260 --> 00:28:39,280
我想喵就喵

664
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:40,460
不想喵就不喵

665
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:41,590
我搞不清楚

666
00:28:41,590 --> 00:28:43,600
小时候给老子上舰

667
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:44,410
真的吗

668
00:28:44,410 --> 00:28:46,440
小时候给老子上舰

669
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:48,340
哈哈哈哈哈哈

670
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:50,340
大家不要因为上舰长

671
00:28:50,340 --> 00:28:52,840
然后影响自己正常的生活呀

672
00:28:52,860 --> 00:28:54,660
你在教我做事

673
00:28:54,660 --> 00:28:56,100
不是说你在教我做事

674
00:28:56,100 --> 00:29:00,160
反而说就有一种这个明码标价等价交换的感觉啊

675
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:01,060
你给我什么什么

676
00:29:01,060 --> 00:29:02,200
然后我给你什么什么

677
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,520
我觉得这不是

678
00:29:11,140 --> 00:29:12,540
皮套不抽象啊

679
00:29:12,540 --> 00:29:13,500
抽象的是魂儿

680
00:29:13,500 --> 00:29:15,240
是我把皮套腌入味的

681
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:16,740
皮套是个可爱的妹子

682
00:29:16,740 --> 00:29:17,370
不信我

683
00:29:17,370 --> 00:29:18,360
我不开面捕

684
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:19,420
你看看

685
00:29:19,420 --> 00:29:21,580
moon walk around the brand

686
00:29:21,580 --> 00:29:22,030
new

687
00:29:22,030 --> 00:29:22,900
ain't tryna

688
00:29:22,900 --> 00:29:23,200
tell you

689
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:23,600
what to

690
00:29:23,620 --> 00:29:25,300
你看我不开面部对吧

691
00:29:25,300 --> 00:29:27,580
你把我跟这个形象风格开来

692
00:29:27,580 --> 00:29:29,920
你会发现这皮套真挺可爱的

693
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,140
就是那种很纯良的感觉

694
00:29:32,140 --> 00:29:32,540
会

695
00:29:37,460 --> 00:29:38,500
没低调了

696
00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:39,380
对不起

697
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:44,200
这个呃感觉会在直播间卖萌哥哥之类的这种感觉

698
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:45,670
会天天哥哥

699
00:29:45,670 --> 00:29:46,660
你给人家上

700
00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:48,560
舰长给你喵喵叫嘛

701
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:51,480
嗯就这种这种这种感觉

702
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:53,940
但是一旦加上了主播的面部

703
00:29:53,940 --> 00:29:57,280
一切都变得抽象而亲切了起来啊

704
00:29:57,300 --> 00:29:58,320
来了来了啊

705
00:29:58,320 --> 00:29:59,220
怎么不喵了

706
00:29:59,220 --> 00:30:00,060
赔你五块啊

707
00:30:00,060 --> 00:30:01,860
从来咱也没说过一定要瞄啊

708
00:30:01,860 --> 00:30:03,720
那是我自己想喵的

709
00:30:03,740 --> 00:30:05,540
这皮套真挺疼的

710
00:30:05,540 --> 00:30:06,560
给我爬出客

711
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:09,440
能不能爬出克滚出克

712
00:30:11,580 --> 00:30:12,800
这个月给你上

713
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:13,820
这哥们直接吃土

714
00:30:13,820 --> 00:30:14,940
但你别给我上来

715
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:15,800
都给我上了

716
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:16,220
家人们

717
00:30:16,220 --> 00:30:18,980
这个你们要进组就少上一个舰的话

718
00:30:18,980 --> 00:30:21,880
主播可能to play

719
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:24,280
我还在劝你别上舰了

720
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:25,240
少上一个舰的话

721
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,740
主播不一定会吃土

722
00:30:26,740 --> 00:30:27,700
但是少上一个键

723
00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:29,900
如果是你为难自己的产物

724
00:30:29,900 --> 00:30:32,160
我真的不希望这样

725
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:33,660
你干嘛

726
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:37,100
我的天呐

727
00:30:37,100 --> 00:30:39,920
谢谢谢谢灰色收尾人的舰长啊

728
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,180
谢谢小灰灰的舰长

729
00:30:41,180 --> 00:30:44,000
获得你厉害就能给哥们giao giao的叫吗

730
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:44,660
主播是什么

731
00:30:44,660 --> 00:30:46,100
亚历山大猫是吧

732
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:48,940
喵呜这种声音吧

733
00:30:48,940 --> 00:30:52,440
真的听着我自己没事的时候挺爱鬼叫的

734
00:30:52,460 --> 00:30:53,600
艾丽卡德尔尼尔

735
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:54,560
谢谢我

736
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:55,670
超级谢谢

737
00:30:55,670 --> 00:30:56,840
伟大聪明

738
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:57,560
智慧伶俐

739
00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:59,440
明天考试一定能考90分的

740
00:30:59,460 --> 00:31:03,900
无敌的这个这个这个正确的这个这个呃有知有德的

741
00:31:03,900 --> 00:31:05,760
然后这个充满文化素养的

742
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:07,660
然后这个米娅米娅的

743
00:31:07,660 --> 00:31:10,720
然后这个亲爹的这个这个灰色收尾人的现象

744
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:11,800
获得尼尔利亚的

745
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:12,780
谢谢谢谢

746
00:31:13,900 --> 00:31:14,340
主播

747
00:31:14,340 --> 00:31:16,020
不是不差你这仨瓜俩枣

748
00:31:16,020 --> 00:31:17,220
也不是什么叫不差

749
00:31:17,220 --> 00:31:18,240
你这仨瓜俩枣

750
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:19,540
每一份每一份

751
00:31:19,540 --> 00:31:21,640
因为爱花的米都应该被尊重啊

752
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:22,180
家人们

753
00:31:22,180 --> 00:31:25,780
这也是为什么到现在我不是哈哈哈

754
00:31:25,780 --> 00:31:31,940
我之前我之前那个就是到现在也是主要是礼物都行

755
00:31:31,940 --> 00:31:33,500
只要是付费礼物都谢

756
00:31:35,180 --> 00:31:36,140
该怎么说呢

757
00:31:36,140 --> 00:31:41,020
就这个东西就是一个平衡吧

758
00:31:41,020 --> 00:31:42,880
如果大家都不达米

759
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:46,660
那主播这个这个商业循环就继续不下去了

760
00:31:46,660 --> 00:31:48,010
赌博就活不下去

761
00:31:48,010 --> 00:31:49,720
如果大家都打你的话

762
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:51,780
如果你都为难自己打米的话

763
00:31:51,780 --> 00:31:53,460
我觉得你们生活质量降低

764
00:31:53,460 --> 00:31:54,420
这样就很不好

765
00:31:54,420 --> 00:31:56,840
主播反而就成了耽误大家

766
00:31:56,840 --> 00:32:02,120
就是拥有更好生活的一个一个一个什么蛇精

767
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:03,620
一个妖精对吧

768
00:32:03,620 --> 00:32:06,020
一个不好的这个这个东西啊

769
00:32:06,020 --> 00:32:09,580
所以大家一定要把握好这个平衡

770
00:32:09,580 --> 00:32:10,960
谢谢研究人的爱

771
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:12,420
爱的感谢支持

772
00:32:15,020 --> 00:32:17,320
你给物流一个月3000刀

773
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:18,820
还给你一台坏电脑

774
00:32:18,820 --> 00:32:19,660
你再破我的防

775
00:32:19,660 --> 00:32:20,980
我就把你禁言了

776
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:24,540
能不能让乐乐来面部阴间摔我啊

777
00:32:24,540 --> 00:32:25,290
我没有摔

778
00:32:25,290 --> 00:32:27,660
你不开面部感觉有点唐突

779
00:32:27,660 --> 00:32:28,520
真的吗

780
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:31,360
谢谢谢谢小叔叔的舰长啊

781
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:32,920
获得奖励盖走

782
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:34,270
谢谢谢谢

783
00:32:34,270 --> 00:32:35,920
下次鬼叫能不能发群里

784
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:36,820
让群友情点

785
00:32:36,820 --> 00:32:37,180
不行啊

786
00:32:37,180 --> 00:32:42,200
我觉得我最近还是有一个最后的最后的最后的形象了

787
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:45,760
如果说这个你们还要听我的话

788
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:47,020
真的太亲密了吧

789
00:32:47,020 --> 00:32:51,000
这不你的感觉

790
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,560
不过主播滚掉之后

791
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:55,200
有的时候会随机发送这个看动物园的朋友

792
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:59,790
听了这个朋友就是都是都是那种他们的反应都是啊

793
00:32:59,790 --> 00:33:01,680
我日吓死我了

794
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:04,230
我老子把音量开到最大

795
00:33:04,230 --> 00:33:07,160
你他妈的弄了些啥对

796
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:09,500
然后这个这个呃不是我在骂人啊

797
00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:11,030
是这个我在我在传达

798
00:33:11,030 --> 00:33:12,440
对我在我在传达

799
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:15,920
一般来说收到我这个鬼叫的都是这种感觉

800
00:33:15,940 --> 00:33:19,880
我觉得世界要毁灭哦

801
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:20,900
你爱费呃

802
00:33:20,900 --> 00:33:22,460
呃点歌别乱点

803
00:33:22,460 --> 00:33:23,120
别乱点

804
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:24,140
这恰到米了

805
00:33:24,140 --> 00:33:25,500
当然开心

806
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:27,140
这不是废话吗

807
00:33:27,140 --> 00:33:29,120
你猜到迷你不开心吗

808
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:31,250
你发工资的时候你开不开心

809
00:33:31,250 --> 00:33:32,480
这肯定有人呀

810
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:33,880
不是家人们

811
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:36,100
难道希望这个你给主播打钱了

812
00:33:36,100 --> 00:33:38,140
然后主播哭丧着脸不开心嘛

813
00:33:38,140 --> 00:33:39,610
那肯定不可能的呀

814
00:33:39,610 --> 00:33:43,560
中没想到你是这种样子

815
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:45,840
这不是你利用一下大家的话吗

816
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:47,160
这从小说的三观来的

817
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:48,440
不是我说的

818
00:33:48,460 --> 00:33:50,260
我以为可以数字id收割

819
00:33:50,260 --> 00:33:51,100
那好呀

820
00:33:51,100 --> 00:33:51,820
那行啊

821
00:33:51,820 --> 00:33:53,800
让我看看那行了

822
00:33:53,820 --> 00:33:54,720
狐狸精

823
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:57,090
96月舰长礼物能不能整个围裙

824
00:33:57,090 --> 00:33:59,880
你这个咱们现在的经济状况

825
00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:02,680
6月舰长礼物整一块破布都整不齐了

826
00:34:03,660 --> 00:34:05,270
那根本没听清

827
00:34:05,270 --> 00:34:07,320
你能骂我吗

828
00:34:07,340 --> 00:34:08,720
我怎么骂你啊

829
00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:10,340
你这个一定要给我付费了

830
00:34:10,340 --> 00:34:11,300
我还要骂你

831
00:34:11,300 --> 00:34:13,580
那这不就是花钱买买骂骂吗

832
00:34:13,580 --> 00:34:14,520
那太怪了

833
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,080
是一般单车路过人的

834
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:19,260
打call 2代的牛马和这个好诶

835
00:34:19,260 --> 00:34:20,980
感谢支持你

836
00:34:20,980 --> 00:34:23,140
舰长怎么自动延期了四天

837
00:34:23,140 --> 00:34:23,980
我不知道哎

838
00:34:23,980 --> 00:34:25,440
他送了你四天了

839
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:28,080
他知道你不想给老子续费

840
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:30,659
然后然后然后就那个什么是吧

841
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:36,200
你像窝在被子里的笑话

842
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:39,219
却又像风中

843
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:42,100
这个你能不能别拿数字id点歌啊

844
00:34:42,100 --> 00:34:45,220
因为我现在按键动作都是绑在数字上面的

845
00:34:45,220 --> 00:34:46,720
你要拿数字id点歌的话

846
00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:47,970
我我很为难

847
00:34:47,970 --> 00:34:50,580
我现在两边都都没有办法

848
00:34:50,580 --> 00:34:52,000
那个那个什么呀

849
00:34:53,060 --> 00:34:58,000
你有种左灯右行的冲突

850
00:34:58,300 --> 00:35:00,220
刚才一看这个二小时

851
00:35:00,220 --> 00:35:01,000
再拖一会儿

852
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:01,780
那也行吧

853
00:35:01,780 --> 00:35:03,200
再拖一会儿吧

854
00:35:03,260 --> 00:35:06,020
你现在只能偷偷的用别人的围裙

855
00:35:06,020 --> 00:35:08,580
你连一条围裙都不买

856
00:35:08,580 --> 00:35:10,440
谢谢promise的关注

857
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:11,310
感谢支持

858
00:35:11,310 --> 00:35:12,900
用别人的委屈你干嘛

859
00:35:12,900 --> 00:35:14,900
你不会当裸体围裙穿吧

860
00:35:14,900 --> 00:35:18,400
你按一下1234567会发生什么

861
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:21,770
哈哈哈哈哈

862
00:35:21,770 --> 00:35:27,940
当一个虚拟主播不小心用脸砸到了小键盘的时候

863
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:33,220
这是他的表情变化哈

864
00:35:37,660 --> 00:35:40,080
房地案件14514

865
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:42,060
这个用围裙当然是做饭的

866
00:35:42,060 --> 00:35:43,740
你为什么不买一条小猫呢

867
00:35:43,740 --> 00:35:44,190
对吧

868
00:35:44,190 --> 00:35:46,340
你买一条那个那种

869
00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:47,220
哦对了

870
00:35:47,220 --> 00:35:48,540
你们都是带围裙的吗

871
00:35:48,540 --> 00:35:51,480
我都是做饭的时候就换一个t恤

872
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:53,580
然后那个t恤就是一周一洗

873
00:35:53,580 --> 00:35:54,940
一周洗一次

874
00:35:55,660 --> 00:35:58,880
要不然的话会弄一身的那个油烟味儿

875
00:36:00,340 --> 00:36:01,380
一流汗

876
00:36:01,380 --> 00:36:04,260
二爱心三风车是变色无脸红

877
00:36:04,260 --> 00:36:05,280
你看错了

878
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:06,720
一共按了九个键呢

879
00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:07,920
你一个都没猜对

880
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:08,660
哈哈哈

881
00:36:08,660 --> 00:36:10,400
你一个都没猜对

882
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:12,780
笨蛋蛋笨蛋

883
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:18,440
猪ber怎么这么菜啊

884
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,340
今天是不是又有新的活动了

885
00:36:21,340 --> 00:36:26,080
家人们让我来看看今天的新的片尾活动是什么

886
00:36:27,580 --> 00:36:29,280
今天是不是16号了

887
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:33,780
我问一下16号的话可以挂一些诱导消费的东西了

888
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:36,680
怎么不懂你懂不懂

889
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:39,200
说了不懂说了没用

890
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:42,020
他的笑容有何不同

891
00:36:42,020 --> 00:36:44,250
心中分区冠军赛

892
00:36:44,250 --> 00:36:45,780
虚拟区冠军赛来了

893
00:36:45,780 --> 00:36:46,320
家人们

894
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:47,820
虚拟区冠军赛来了

895
00:36:47,820 --> 00:36:49,260
这个呃算了

896
00:36:49,260 --> 00:36:50,280
跟我没关系了

897
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:52,140
去年上次夺冠的

898
00:36:52,140 --> 00:36:53,580
今年已经打不过了

899
00:36:53,580 --> 00:36:54,700
哈哈哈

900
00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:56,940
直播间有攻击性这么强

901
00:36:56,940 --> 00:36:58,290
我我抑郁了

902
00:36:58,290 --> 00:36:59,100
我抑郁了

903
00:36:59,100 --> 00:37:00,480
我还不能攻击一下

904
00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:02,540
我都这么郁郁了

905
00:37:02,540 --> 00:37:05,300
这次已经跟我没关系了

906
00:37:05,300 --> 00:37:07,400
bs夏季赛开始

907
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:12,080
因为传媒拿这个不知道啊

908
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:14,640
有名字吗

909
00:37:14,740 --> 00:37:21,070
从反方向开始遇到欢迎大王

910
00:37:21,070 --> 00:37:22,540
你这进度不对

911
00:37:22,540 --> 00:37:23,800
不能快进到抑郁

912
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:24,900
那你要听什么

913
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:26,480
你要先不要笑

914
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:27,380
挑战和蹭饭

915
00:37:27,380 --> 00:37:28,460
我直接抑郁了

916
00:37:28,460 --> 00:37:29,060
是你吃

917
00:37:29,060 --> 00:37:32,210
难道不是那个开心出道

918
00:37:32,210 --> 00:37:33,290
郁郁毕业

919
00:37:33,290 --> 00:37:35,240
难道不是这样的一个流程吗

920
00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:36,220
欢迎张张

921
00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:38,480
这真的不是这样的一个流程吗

922
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:40,550
自信点直接第一

923
00:37:40,550 --> 00:37:43,760
这个我们连大乱斗都打不过

924
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:46,260
怎么第一的肯定第一不了啊

925
00:37:46,540 --> 00:37:48,460
这个此一时彼一时啊

926
00:37:48,460 --> 00:37:52,340
这个我只能说呃呃

927
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:03,120
等我看一下这个这个赛怎么打

928
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:08,040
过第二关注资格赛啊

929
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:13,060
你们阴间传媒早就已经收回了

930
00:38:13,060 --> 00:38:16,400
你们大手不知道就去哪

931
00:38:16,420 --> 00:38:18,280
就打了一个扣扣扣

932
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:22,280
哇伊抛弃了这个下滑主播

933
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:26,480
那你怎么还在我这哔哔赖赖对吧

934
00:38:33,140 --> 00:38:34,180
我打小算

935
00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:39,760
谢谢小钢琴的梦的bl爱情能量是阿里嘎咒

936
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:42,580
而现在能量石还加分吗

937
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:44,880
欣赏一下主播的落魄

938
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:48,380
我觉得就是你们这样来嘲讽主播的话

939
00:38:48,380 --> 00:38:49,940
主播很难不破防啊

940
00:38:49,940 --> 00:38:51,320
真的很难不产生新

941
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:52,560
真不远我

942
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:56,280
我怎么给自己一个不产生心之壁的理由

943
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:58,300
好像找不到这种理由啊

944
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:00,060
什么时候蹭饭挑战

945
00:39:00,060 --> 00:39:02,940
谢谢万酱的彩虹甜筒和粉玫瑰

946
00:39:02,940 --> 00:39:03,720
感谢支持

947
00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:13,790
欢张杰的感正蹭饭的我每天在现实生活中都在蹭饭炒饭

948
00:39:13,790 --> 00:39:16,440
我对上楼去南京去了

949
00:39:16,460 --> 00:39:19,130
谢谢万丈的哈哈眉笔

950
00:39:19,130 --> 00:39:20,180
谢谢万丈

951
00:39:20,180 --> 00:39:22,460
亏了四块钱的五个紫金宝盒呀

952
00:39:22,460 --> 00:39:23,240
感谢支持

953
00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:24,140
谢谢米米亚

954
00:39:24,140 --> 00:39:28,100
完成夏季赛lv一任务或者流量包奖励

955
00:39:28,100 --> 00:39:28,940
谢谢小猴子

956
00:39:28,940 --> 00:39:32,700
时装盛典门票还是立刻到内盛典门票

957
00:39:32,700 --> 00:39:35,910
这个赛段也有那个翻倍的积分吗

958
00:39:35,910 --> 00:39:37,180
哦可以啊

959
00:39:37,180 --> 00:39:38,020
暴躁的

960
00:39:38,020 --> 00:39:40,980
我这个也有翻倍的那个吗

961
00:39:42,060 --> 00:39:42,810
晚上好

962
00:39:42,810 --> 00:39:43,920
芋圆圆

963
00:39:46,420 --> 00:39:48,840
这什么夏日机车

964
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:50,160
星光盾牌

965
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:51,480
朦胧骑士

966
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:52,880
这啥东西啊

967
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,320
谢谢晚上十张盛典门票

968
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:56,480
感谢支持

969
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:02,160
哦还是有还是有嗯

970
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,520
我觉得叔叔是真的急了

971
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:10,490
以前那个那个三倍的那个pk的

972
00:40:10,490 --> 00:40:16,000
不是pk去了以前那个三倍的那个积分礼物就得特别大课

973
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,460
那个骑士团要做到很高很高

974
00:40:18,460 --> 00:40:22,420
然后他才会给你一个那种三倍积分的礼物

975
00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:26,500
这次三倍积分就直接就海岛游船就直接放在那儿了

976
00:40:26,500 --> 00:40:28,060
我觉得就真的挺急的

977
00:40:28,060 --> 00:40:29,020
你知道吧

978
00:40:29,020 --> 00:40:31,060
已经把那个没有米了

979
00:40:31,060 --> 00:40:35,400
然后这个这个拓宽受众写在了自己的脸上了

980
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:36,540
破防一下

981
00:40:36,540 --> 00:40:37,320
再打点米

982
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:39,040
达成一个动态平衡

983
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:41,020
这怎么能叫动态平衡呢

984
00:40:41,020 --> 00:40:42,370
你换个角度来想

985
00:40:42,370 --> 00:40:45,220
你打了你却没有收到这个打了米之后

986
00:40:45,220 --> 00:40:49,560
主播原来这个这个嗯应该应该对你怎么说呃

987
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:52,080
如果说主播是一个攻略版的

988
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:53,400
改了game的话对吧

989
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:55,940
你自己然后选错选项

990
00:40:55,940 --> 00:40:57,500
把那个好感度往下掉

991
00:40:57,500 --> 00:40:58,640
然后你再氪金吧

992
00:40:58,640 --> 00:40:59,920
好感度往上刻

993
00:40:59,940 --> 00:41:02,970
你这不是纯纯的怨种吗对吧

994
00:41:02,970 --> 00:41:04,860
你这不是纯纯的怨种吗

995
00:41:04,860 --> 00:41:07,220
你这怎么能叫动态平衡呢

996
00:41:07,240 --> 00:41:09,580
谢谢蓝翔的彩虹甜筒

997
00:41:09,580 --> 00:41:11,220
安利凯特舒服了

998
00:41:11,220 --> 00:41:11,940
认拜拜

999
00:41:11,940 --> 00:41:12,870
你拜拜

1000
00:41:12,870 --> 00:41:14,730
被战都裁了些人

1001
00:41:14,730 --> 00:41:16,620
我不知道他为什么那么急啊

1002
00:41:16,620 --> 00:41:18,240
享受破防的过程

1003
00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:19,500
你真的有毛病

1004
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:27,200
我的评价是就是哎真的坐在这个位置上才会发现啊

1005
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,420
有些时候说一些真心话

1006
00:41:29,420 --> 00:41:32,080
或者是说一些大家都会说的话

1007
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:34,300
然后人家就会说你急了急了

1008
00:41:34,300 --> 00:41:35,320
如果你不说的话

1009
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:37,740
又说你你是你是你是鳖鳖

1010
00:41:37,740 --> 00:41:38,940
你是龟龟啊

1011
00:41:38,940 --> 00:41:42,780
很多时候就什么事都不知道怎么处理啊

1012
00:41:42,780 --> 00:41:43,800
因为你处理了之后

1013
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,300
人家说还真不近人情

1014
00:41:45,300 --> 00:41:46,600
你不处理的话呢

1015
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:48,280
然后他又要说你哎呀

1016
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:50,980
真的是就就天天给自己找压抗

1017
00:41:50,980 --> 00:41:52,640
抗压能力又低下

1018
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:56,300
我感觉好多虚拟主播都被人讲过

1019
00:41:56,300 --> 00:41:57,500
一边被人讲怂

1020
00:41:57,500 --> 00:41:58,400
一边被人抢

1021
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:00,380
怎么怎么怎么这么刚什么的

1022
00:42:00,380 --> 00:42:01,700
就什么样的都有啊

1023
00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:03,760
晚安小红睡觉了

1024
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:07,580
晚安晚安哦呀斯密可持续性破防

1025
00:42:07,580 --> 00:42:09,440
这个我觉得不好啊

1026
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:10,160
这不好啊

1027
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:15,750
这个意思是这个天将降大米与主播一些什么

1028
00:42:15,750 --> 00:42:19,160
这个这个呃破其心智了

1029
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:19,580
这把

1030
00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:23,780
等一下

1031
00:42:23,780 --> 00:42:26,140
不是我要我要我要擦个鼻涕

1032
00:42:26,260 --> 00:42:29,020
哼他鼻涕纸不会抽

1033
00:42:29,020 --> 00:42:29,620
给你们俩

1034
00:42:29,620 --> 00:42:31,360
等一下

1035
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:32,420
对不起啊

1036
00:42:32,420 --> 00:42:32,900
对不起

1037
00:42:32,900 --> 00:42:36,020
那个本来本来主播的鼻子就不是特别好

1038
00:42:36,020 --> 00:42:38,660
然后看下冲真点

1039
00:42:38,660 --> 00:42:40,100
不然我鼻子就不是特别好

1040
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:43,040
然后上播之前又哭了一下

1041
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:44,300
然后就更难受了

1042
00:42:44,300 --> 00:42:46,340
为什么不抽

1043
00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:50,680
你们送给总督泡茶喝好吧

1044
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:52,060
送给总督泡茶喝

1045
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:55,960
蓝猫晚上好

1046
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:58,620
赵赵bt也不能抽啊

1047
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:02,400
梦瑶又听弦上有春秋了

1048
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:05,040
好久没有在这里点弦上有春秋了

1049
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:07,890
鼻炎也不能说是鼻炎吧

1050
00:43:07,890 --> 00:43:09,930
就是比较干燥

1051
00:43:09,930 --> 00:43:15,140
然后来了加拿大之后才有这种问题

1052
00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:18,780
晚上好

1053
00:43:19,240 --> 00:43:22,410
i was busy dreaming about boys

1054
00:43:22,410 --> 00:43:26,900
身上有春秋boys啊

1055
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:28,120
只能给你放

1056
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:29,800
不是那个你想听的日本

1057
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:31,000
为什么哭了呀

1058
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,340
不想再讲一遍我的破防日程了

1059
00:43:33,340 --> 00:43:35,580
总之就是先这样再那样

1060
00:43:35,580 --> 00:43:39,000
最后呃呃呃欢乐世界九支持

1061
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:42,600
就就先这样再那样

1062
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:44,640
最后最后电脑坏了

1063
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:46,380
我麻麻的哭对

1064
00:43:46,380 --> 00:43:48,520
大概就是这个这个过程

1065
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:49,880
哥们热了

1066
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:50,360
加油

1067
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:51,590
明天考试加油

1068
00:43:51,590 --> 00:43:52,700
你明天考试

1069
00:43:52,700 --> 00:43:54,260
今天还来看虚拟主播

1070
00:43:54,260 --> 00:43:56,600
我觉得是很不正确的一种审美啊

1071
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:59,400
小灰灰我我我真的不好

1072
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:02,880
天下一首最好捆绑半截流

1073
00:44:02,940 --> 00:44:07,230
我超鱼子姐嘎嘎乱哭

1074
00:44:07,230 --> 00:44:09,790
我特意整理了一下

1075
00:44:09,790 --> 00:44:11,380
坐等破防切片

1076
00:44:11,380 --> 00:44:13,900
我怕你们搞出破防切片来

1077
00:44:13,900 --> 00:44:15,920
我特意都没有上播哭

1078
00:44:15,940 --> 00:44:18,160
我下播之后嗷嗷乱哭的

1079
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:19,000
不是我

1080
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,220
我上播之前嗷嗷乱哭

1081
00:44:21,220 --> 00:44:23,670
然后下播之后那个什么

1082
00:44:23,670 --> 00:44:26,520
你今天考完试就来看虚拟主播

1083
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:27,600
你考的怎么样啊

1084
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:29,420
是不是59分来研究类

1085
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:31,240
欢迎清夏晚上好

1086
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:37,680
你现在是米亚米亚嘎嘎乱哭

1087
00:44:37,700 --> 00:44:40,230
水的米呀

1088
00:44:40,230 --> 00:44:43,860
这个东西听起来像是把鸭子肚子掏空了

1089
00:44:43,860 --> 00:44:46,340
塞糯米的那种好吃的东西

1090
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:47,680
发生什么事了

1091
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:49,510
我电脑坏掉了

1092
00:44:49,510 --> 00:44:51,020
欢喜大气

1093
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:51,940
快哭

1094
00:44:51,940 --> 00:44:54,180
你们都是来看我哭的

1095
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:58,860
春有檐

1096
00:44:59,300 --> 00:45:01,240
我不好说

1097
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:03,700
我不好说啊

1098
00:45:03,700 --> 00:45:05,560
那个我已经哭完了

1099
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:06,340
我很坚强了

1100
00:45:06,340 --> 00:45:08,160
我不会再哭了

1101
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:10,440
嗯