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喂

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哈喽哈喽

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旋旋旋转黑白更迭

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也不曾脱离改变

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夜夜夜深人静之间

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也不曾看得见

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我的脸我的眼

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我的双手是否冰是否空悬哎哎

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不见面只见月光打开你我交点

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每一次都短暂告别

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在身后不发觉

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是你和我最默契界

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最残忍无情界线

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等某一个深夜

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等某一刻的停歇

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孤独夹杂厌倦

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将希望掩埋枯竭

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在雨后的长街

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在空荡荡的地铁

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跟随你你浮现

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最后一次对你说

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爱的卑微是软弱

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喜忘却不是谁的错

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放弃了再见了

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做你身后影子久了

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都忘了真实自我

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为啥不想开门呢

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主要是因为呃呃

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今天工作因啊啊今天工作因

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然后如果有我会哼的歌

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我可能会哼一哼啊

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这个好像也没有什么别的内容了

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没内容啊

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家人们刚播完4个小时啊

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机场没有内容的更新跟大家说好

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月圆圈绕红线

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光与影太遥远

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隔着窗隔着帘

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隔地平线

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无法相聚只离别

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越孤单越明显

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因为只是被眷恋

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光出现消失不见

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谢谢娘娘的10个小花花呀

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红豆1个豆

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感谢支持

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在自己狼狈

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在人群中相会

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在碰撞后

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那一念为何

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工作业啊公公公公班班班班班

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班班班班

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波波波波

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飞远

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最后一次对你说

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爱的卑微是软弱

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喜欢却不是谁的错

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放弃了再见了做你身后影子久了都

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好卡呀哎呀

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最后一次对你说

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爱得再委屈让人喜欢却不是谁的错

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主播这次统计这个设置的地址

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特别特别特别的精准啊

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就一点都不差

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我就定了50份然后

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你们就真的真的真的只给我添了50份

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多一份都没有

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真的多一份都没有

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月光是谁的错

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谁的

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这个收件人姓名叫扣一送地狱火呀

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哎呦我的天呐

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能不能别搞这些乱七八糟的

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真的吗

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那我现在去填写

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你填我也不给你发

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已经截止了

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都一个月了你不填现在来填

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大家如果呃有能力的话

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可以救一下主播

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主播过两天要

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经历这个人生最大滑铁炉了

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主播的船要掉光了

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晚上好神意

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中午好冉冉

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要掉多少呀 30个

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就挺多的哈

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我觉得还挺多的

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153掉多少这掉120

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好谢谢肖林的现场

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非常非常感谢

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红灯你还立刻走

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别走呀研究员哎你回来你回来研究员

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我看到了你去那个那个谁

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你去顾子印直播间吃瓜

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被人家房管办了

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看到没有

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就就

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你这个这个平常说话的这个风格对吧

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就米呀米啊

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能这么包容你

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去人家直播间臊皮

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三句话没出就被房管杀了吧哈哈

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没关系掉了以后也比我多

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然然再播一天就比我多啦

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然然再播一天就比我多了

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米亚米亚重回底边计划启动

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这个扣1好吧

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扣1助助力好胭脂这个这个

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不要落入IT的陷阱

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扣1助力好胭脂这个重回150件啊

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欢迎大头软糖单推忍

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谢谢小李的现场感谢支

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持欢迎各位安利哥的细说

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包容你看他在我直播间能活到现在

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还能在我直播间哈哈哈哈乐

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说明主播已经很包容了

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生命的存在本身就是一种奇迹

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好似喵好似喵

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助力咪呀咪啊对吧

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也不能说重回巅峰吧只能说

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只能说那个什么

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只能说

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咱们咱们别别死的太难看就行了

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也没有其他的想法

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纯纯的就希望别死的太难看就好了

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你为啥要掉30

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我上个月这个时候办的纪念回

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然后这个月就

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他们都不续的话那不就都掉没了吗

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除草机除草机怎么了

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除草机

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已经是低谷了怎么样都不会再差了

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不行我我我年龄还小我承受不了这种

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这种

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这种难过的

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这个这个主要是太多了

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平常我也不会跟你们说

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掉船掉多少的

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我都是说掉了无所谓啊掉了无所谓的

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但是这一掉就就

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你们要不就答应别笑话我吧

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大家别笑话我这个掉30

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虽然这个那什么

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哭大声点

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没吃饭

147
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哎呀不是

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掉30 你知道这心里压力得多大呀

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我的天呐

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一共就150个人

151
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然后还有15个是天理之星的烟兵

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你再掉31下这不就掉掉掉

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掉1/4都都少一点点1/5还多一些

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妈呀我的天呐我哈哈哈

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欢迎李维尔后站列建

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要不是我欢迎阳光

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早睡醒了

158
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冲一波300主播马上要冲一波130了

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今天还得乞讨160明天就130了我跟你说

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哎呀

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一个月前我纪念回啊

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我半周年纪念回啊啊

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乐观一点你还有30个可以掉

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哇

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我这一天大家一定要记得那个什么

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一定要记得来看我

167
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什么时候

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呃2呃6月28号这个还6月277号

169
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我反正12点的那个交接

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不见不散呢

171
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一定要来

172
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为什么一定要来呢

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可以见证主播一个虚拟主播掉三个箭

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掉30个键他的心态历程是怎么变化的

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主播太费拉不开了

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主播没办法

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没事我下个月提督就跳了

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主播已经

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哎只能说

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现在还来不及担忧下个月提督的事情

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啊那对于主播来说还太过遥远

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助力主播冲击50件

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谢谢晚将的喵喵Hondown你阿力盖的喵

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喵汪汪汪

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谢谢倾城大人的IC Hondo你阿力盖的Mia

186
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today it's crazy Thursday please Vivie

187
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哈哈哈Vivi 50

188
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你的please打打少字母了

189
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你的please打少字母了

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清唱可以啊

191
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没问题你把你的收款码发给我

192
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我当场发一个这个50给你

193
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小问题谢谢

194
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谢谢倾城的爱心

195
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以后等你安利哥的

196
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不对啊不对不对不对不对

197
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你那个什么

198
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我比你50然后你给我打50的爱心

199
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这样我会亏25的

200
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这样我会亏25的倾城

201
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中午好星期六白砂糖牛牛

202
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我妈把娃娃哈哈

203
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哈

204
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我不会我不会

205
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法语太难了

206
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真给我50吗

207
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真不要

208
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你都开口要了对吧

209
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那我还我还我不逼你是吧

210
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对吧一生对吧

211
00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,866
倾城没有拜托过我什么事情啊

212
00:10:02,866 --> 00:10:06,099
这个星期四要我V50对吧

213
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我还是比较心软的

214
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真v我必须疯狂跳脸

215
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某位总是说没钱的主播

216
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那那那不行啊那不行啊

217
00:10:12,766 --> 00:10:13,799
你不能拿去跳脸

218
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咱们商量哈

219
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偷自己偷偷乐就可以了不能拿去跳脸

220
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要拿去跳脸的话很难

221
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很难下下的来台面啊

222
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我还想那个混一下这个脸熟

223
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然后到时候哪天

224
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混不下去了

225
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然后这个

226
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跪在跪在这个嘚跟娜娜的这个脚下

227
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求光年神话收留我去扫地

228
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还想让他们收留我去扫地呢

229
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你拿着我这个去跳脸让人家

230
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让人家对我怀恨在心

231
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我的扫地工大业怎么办啊

232
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真是跳这脸真是该被跳一跳连了

233
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呃不支持不支持反对反对

234
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怎么顶这个布丁q吧弹吧

235
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想吃布丁吧

236
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没错疯狂星期四啊

237
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大家可以去吃那个

238
00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:08,566
跟布丁相差差不多的这个蛋挞

239
00:11:08,566 --> 00:11:09,499
你们知道吧

240
00:11:09,533 --> 00:11:10,666
可以吃蛋挞

241
00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:12,400
然后这个啊

242
00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:14,600
一想到疯狂星期四没有人为你50

243
00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:15,533
主播就很高兴

244
00:11:15,533 --> 00:11:17,533
这就是主播顶这个不定的原因

245
00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:19,500
希望让人让你意识到

246
00:11:19,666 --> 00:11:22,166
没有人在疯狂星期四为你50

247
00:11:27,866 --> 00:11:29,899
啊剩了2张剩了2张

248
00:11:30,166 --> 00:11:31,399
剩2张塞给谁呢

249
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:33,066
剩了2张好像挺多的

250
00:11:36,066 --> 00:11:38,866
你的胸口什么时候才能这样q弹呢

251
00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:39,966
很简单

252
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,066
很简单我根本不care好吧

253
00:11:43,166 --> 00:11:45,466
什么叫我的胸口什么时候才能这么q

254
00:11:45,466 --> 00:11:46,266
弹

255
00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:04,566
这不就q了吗

256
00:12:05,466 --> 00:12:07,533
没见过QQ弹弹是吧

257
00:12:07,533 --> 00:12:08,399
没见过那个

258
00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,200
什么胸口上菜是吧

259
00:12:10,866 --> 00:12:12,099
这不一样的吗

260
00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:13,133
啊

261
00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:15,100
什么叫你的胸口

262
00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:16,666
什么时候才能这样q弹

263
00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:19,800
这个东西是死的但是人是活的

264
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:20,300
你知道吧

265
00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:21,700
这个人类

266
00:12:21,766 --> 00:12:25,299
最伟大的智慧就在于人类会使用工具

267
00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:26,266
啊啊

268
00:12:28,933 --> 00:12:30,133
我能吃一口吗

269
00:12:30,133 --> 00:12:31,133
不行啊不行啊

270
00:12:31,133 --> 00:12:31,933
这是摆设

271
00:12:31,933 --> 00:12:33,199
这是这是摆设

272
00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:36,266
这不是能给水友吃的东西

273
00:12:36,533 --> 00:12:37,966
钢板上怎么拖起来

274
00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:39,499
当然因为我有魔法呀

275
00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:43,700
how i feel you fucking love like Costa Rica

276
00:12:44,666 --> 00:12:47,399
but it makes you forget the real love

277
00:12:48,333 --> 00:12:50,866
spending the days drinking tequila

278
00:12:52,866 --> 00:12:54,066
哪里色色了

279
00:12:54,166 --> 00:12:56,366
我怎么没收到你的私信呢

280
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,933
我怎么没收到有人要VIVO50的私信呢

281
00:12:58,933 --> 00:13:01,699
我穿了隐身衣在下面脱的对对对

282
00:13:01,866 --> 00:13:03,899
穿了隐身衣在下面脱的

283
00:13:04,133 --> 00:13:06,733
然后这个什么样应该这样对吧

284
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,766
不对这样有点太涩了不太好啊不太好

285
00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:12,400
本来是想着这样的谢谢

286
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,733
挽个鹿这样的喵娘喵

287
00:13:14,866 --> 00:13:18,199
哎呀这本来是想哎哎哎手手哎

288
00:13:18,533 --> 00:13:20,566
摇光的手这样这样

289
00:13:22,066 --> 00:13:22,366
这样

290
00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:24,699
然后然后把这个东西再移到我的胸上

291
00:13:24,700 --> 00:13:26,466
但觉得这样多少有点猥琐了

292
00:13:26,466 --> 00:13:28,666
我相信摇光不是会干这种事的人的

293
00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:30,733
that makes you forget the real you

294
00:13:32,066 --> 00:13:35,299
spend多少3点猥琐猥琐知音了

295
00:13:36,133 --> 00:13:38,566
谢谢 1呢为了你我怎么活的

296
00:13:38,566 --> 00:13:40,199
关注啊后等你挨个再揍

297
00:13:42,766 --> 00:13:44,666
QQ没钱给我你的微

298
00:13:44,666 --> 00:13:47,366
别掉了别掉了掉掉掉啊掉掉掉

299
00:13:47,366 --> 00:13:48,899
谢谢晃晃啥也不会了

300
00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:51,333
别看了i Ain't to everyone

301
00:13:51,866 --> 00:13:54,799
say love you know the wrong

302
00:13:54,800 --> 00:14:01,400
有人给我说要改地址但是他的地址

303
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:04,466
呃呃呃这是哪一位呀

304
00:14:05,533 --> 00:14:07,533
钢板抛光太棒了

305
00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:08,933
烟烟太雅萨西了

306
00:14:08,933 --> 00:14:10,933
我就放过娜娜一次不跳野的

307
00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:11,666
对的对的

308
00:14:11,666 --> 00:14:14,466
这个有助于我以后去去扫地啊

309
00:14:14,733 --> 00:14:17,133
lift the Purafina

310
00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:20,599
you fucking love对吧这个主播主播主播

311
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,366
在娜娜面前属于是

312
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:26,066
呃呃哈哈哈

313
00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:27,566
嗯

314
00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:33,900
这哥们这哥们发不了货呀这哥们

315
00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:36,466
到底谁收不到谁来谁来告诉我一下吧

316
00:14:36,466 --> 00:14:38,533
谢谢晚上的星河入梦呦

317
00:14:38,566 --> 00:14:41,266
怎么回事今天太破费了咋爆米了呢

318
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:42,333
你别说

319
00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:44,999
我该真谢谢你提醒我改支付信息

320
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,333
回国还没来得及改你要改一下呀

321
00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:48,900
谢谢抽烟的打call

322
00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:49,933
或者你挨着个走

323
00:14:49,933 --> 00:14:51,933
别看主播现在嘴上不停了其实主

324
00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:55,966
播在工作因为手上手上一直都在干活

325
00:14:55,966 --> 00:14:58,566
嗯cause i don't wanna stay

326
00:14:58,900 --> 00:15:00,566
cause you gotta move

327
00:15:01,266 --> 00:15:03,166
i wanna go cause daddy

328
00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:04,900
car

329
00:15:18,666 --> 00:15:19,966
怎么了怎么了

330
00:15:20,133 --> 00:15:21,466
猫猫在切片吗

331
00:15:21,466 --> 00:15:23,399
没有我在我在弄地址

332
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,933
我感觉有点不太对劲

333
00:15:25,733 --> 00:15:28,266
给你打点小米抚慰一下

334
00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:29,899
打不起30个船啊

335
00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:31,100
没事的没事的

336
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,366
早晚有一天会再有的

337
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:36,266
只要只要只要一直有人看我

338
00:15:36,266 --> 00:15:39,199
这个东西都不是什么太大的问题

339
00:15:41,533 --> 00:15:44,799
比如说呃小求怡情大求伤身

340
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:48,333
30个船这么多强求灰飞烟灭没意义

341
00:15:48,366 --> 00:15:52,166
but i'm not your woman when my lipstick pops

342
00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:55,799
and i feel like Monroe that's when you want me most

343
00:15:55,800 --> 00:16:00,766
oh oh i'm all out of salt i'm not gonna hide

344
00:16:00,866 --> 00:16:04,599
won't give you what you want cause i look way too good tonight

345
00:16:04,766 --> 00:16:08,199
i'm all out of soul买点粉雾毛病吧

346
00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:12,333
won't give you what you want cause i look way too good tonight

347
00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:17,500
昨天怎么播到3点半

348
00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:20,266
加班机加班机加班机

349
00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:26,933
25,495 你们再骗5个人关注我

350
00:16:26,933 --> 00:16:28,566
我又能看我26,000了

351
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:32,166
不然是真卡在这了

352
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:33,700
也没有吧

353
00:16:35,266 --> 00:16:36,599
天天变成这样的

354
00:16:36,866 --> 00:16:39,999
天天去碰运气的话感觉太难看

355
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,599
真的吗真的呀

356
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:42,800
我骗你干嘛

357
00:16:43,766 --> 00:16:46,266
hands on feel like wonder woman

358
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:48,100
that's when you want only

359
00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:50,066
but i'm not your woman

360
00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:53,933
when my lipstick pops in the feel like Monroe

361
00:16:53,966 --> 00:16:56,666
that's when you want me most oh oh

362
00:16:57,133 --> 00:16:58,933
i'm all out of salt

363
00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:00,800
i'm not gonna cry

364
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:04,766
won't give you what you want'cause i look way too good tonight

365
00:17:04,766 --> 00:17:06,566
i'm all out of salt

366
00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:08,300
tears are running dry

367
00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:12,000
won't give you what you want'cause i look way too good tonight

368
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,000
工作干完主播就要下班

369
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,600
怎么样是不是非常的懒惰

370
00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:19,933
非常的符合我的我的一贯性作业

371
00:17:22,366 --> 00:17:23,466
大雨帮帮忙

372
00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:27,133
大四班猫猫大一班猫猫

373
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,999
哎谢谢苍渊的见长呀

374
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,133
非常非常感谢

375
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,699
好的你爱厉害的

376
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,900
太破费了太破费了

377
00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:37,133
我操爹感谢支持

378
00:17:37,133 --> 00:17:39,533
谢谢谢谢

379
00:17:39,666 --> 00:17:41,099
当天的欠条你也

380
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:47,100
破了

381
00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:58,800
面不可能会卡一下

382
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:01,066
那是因为我在干活嗯

383
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:27,300
你的手指可以指指点点吗

384
00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:29,966
呃可以倒可以但感觉不太有礼貌

385
00:18:29,966 --> 00:18:31,099
没有做这个

386
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:34,066
154了我们冲一下200怎么样

387
00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:37,600
真的吗我觉得这个在在嘎之前

388
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:40,100
我们能上个160就已经很厉害了

389
00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:43,366
主播的作息真够阴间的

390
00:18:44,266 --> 00:18:46,133
还好吧也也就还好

391
00:18:46,133 --> 00:18:48,933
i wanted to admit it cause your love is

392
00:18:49,066 --> 00:18:53,133
still wanted and life Don't seem familiar when i'm Lonely

393
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:56,933
without you i keep bringing it back to life

394
00:18:58,100 --> 00:19:02,966
reminiscing the truth that i would've tried harder

395
00:19:03,066 --> 00:19:06,866
wouldn't stay longer if i could rewind

396
00:19:07,166 --> 00:19:09,366
why should i take my time

397
00:19:09,366 --> 00:19:11,266
pull you in closer

398
00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:13,366
been kissing you slower

399
00:19:13,466 --> 00:19:17,799
you'd still be mine if i could turn back time

400
00:19:33,766 --> 00:19:36,133
baby i'm not rational

401
00:19:37,866 --> 00:19:38,999
thinking what the hell

402
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,800
主办将获得永生

403
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:41,500
确定主办

404
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:43,500
不是会成为第一个虚拟主播界

405
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:44,966
直播猝死的人吗

406
00:19:45,666 --> 00:19:46,999
还有就是澄清一下

407
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,866
大家收到的礼物不是5月的

408
00:19:48,866 --> 00:19:50,066
5月的还没发货呢

409
00:19:50,066 --> 00:19:51,533
你怎么收到5月的呢

410
00:19:52,133 --> 00:19:53,599
属于是有点离谱了

411
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,466
你怎么可能收的到5月的

412
00:20:02,966 --> 00:20:04,766
他人直播间就你一个白的

413
00:20:04,766 --> 00:20:05,933
这小微是这样的吗

414
00:20:05,933 --> 00:20:07,599
底边错底边是这样的

415
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,766
这个店长都不来看自己直播

416
00:20:11,766 --> 00:20:12,899
可怜的要命

417
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:16,100
i should have taken my time

418
00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:17,966
pull you in closer

419
00:20:18,266 --> 00:20:20,199
kissing you slower

420
00:20:20,266 --> 00:20:22,133
you'll still be mine

421
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:24,499
if i could turn back time

422
00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:27,266
没水群你在干活呢

423
00:20:27,266 --> 00:20:28,966
讨厌谁说的

424
00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:31,200
还真是主播怎么忽然认清楚

425
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:32,666
因为那个手机面膜

426
00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:33,966
拿手机干活呢

427
00:20:34,666 --> 00:20:37,366
拿手机找那个收集文章呢

428
00:20:40,666 --> 00:20:47,366
moments good and bad we had it wrong

429
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:51,300
frozen

430
00:20:53,066 --> 00:20:55,366
can't go back and can't go on

431
00:20:56,066 --> 00:20:57,366
i can't count the lies

432
00:20:57,366 --> 00:20:59,533
i would have tried harder

433
00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:01,800
would have stayed longer

434
00:21:01,866 --> 00:21:03,733
if i could break mine

435
00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:05,999
should i take my time

436
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:08,100
pull you in closer

437
00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:10,299
kissing you sober

438
00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:12,200
you'd still be mine

439
00:21:12,266 --> 00:21:13,899
if i could turn back

440
00:21:13,900 --> 00:21:16,166
i would have tried harder

441
00:21:16,366 --> 00:21:18,699
到了我的2月收集表呢

442
00:21:19,066 --> 00:21:20,933
啊我的2月表

443
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,266
你怎么你们验的是宇宙第一v

444
00:21:23,266 --> 00:21:24,166
你们什么宇宙啊

445
00:21:24,166 --> 00:21:25,499
你们宇宙废沙不堪

446
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:27,900
怎么我我都能当你们宇宙的第一v

447
00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:29,766
你们这宇宙一次是要记着

448
00:21:30,066 --> 00:21:32,399
你们这宇宙6岁时候没处理好吧

449
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:35,066
这辈子只能有我这样的v当顶流v啊

450
00:21:35,133 --> 00:21:35,933
烂了

451
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,266
真没见过这样的小v

452
00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:41,099
那主播出道当天

453
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,600
主播出道当天就有种都呢

454
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:46,000
你要以有种都作为那个什么对吧

455
00:21:46,266 --> 00:21:47,466
能不能客观点

456
00:21:47,466 --> 00:21:49,799
咱们这个有种都呢指的是这个

457
00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:51,166
结晶度啊

458
00:21:51,166 --> 00:21:53,099
写的是浓度粉丝浓度

459
00:21:53,100 --> 00:21:55,100
这个提出种都代表浓度

460
00:21:56,900 --> 00:22:00,366
舰长数量才是真正的这个这个对吧

461
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:01,900
厉害的地方啊

462
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:09,333
舰长卡在这里上不去下不来的问题

463
00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:15,799
这直播间以前5个种族呢

464
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,733
你们燕子是你们抽奖国的公主

465
00:22:18,733 --> 00:22:20,733
你们的抽奖给我处理的好烂

466
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:30,500
来这边我都不敢说话

467
00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:31,799
你怕什么呀

468
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,666
我其实都一直都一样的

469
00:22:33,666 --> 00:22:35,466
我哪有什么错误的地方

470
00:22:35,466 --> 00:22:36,966
在用手机工作呢

471
00:22:37,166 --> 00:22:38,766
对我在找那个文档呢

472
00:22:38,766 --> 00:22:39,766
现在好了

473
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,733
缘分懂得可不多

474
00:22:41,766 --> 00:22:43,933
这不是幸运碰到然然吗

475
00:22:44,133 --> 00:22:46,166
碰到然然又不是我自己厉害

476
00:22:46,166 --> 00:22:47,466
是然然厉害

477
00:22:48,166 --> 00:22:49,966
哎呀选我也是为我幸运

478
00:22:49,966 --> 00:22:51,466
也不是因为我厉害的

479
00:23:00,100 --> 00:23:02,766
so jiggy moon what honey want me to show

480
00:23:02,966 --> 00:23:05,933
jiggy moon what hug i want me to show jiggy moon

481
00:23:05,933 --> 00:23:08,299
what honey want me to show jiggy moon

482
00:23:08,300 --> 00:23:10,333
what hug i want me to ah

483
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:14,133
put it on my alphabet then i am

484
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:17,800
好长呀2月怎么有这么多的信息

485
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:18,600
好烦

486
00:23:19,466 --> 00:23:20,333
啊好了

487
00:23:22,533 --> 00:23:25,666
莫哥我还要你俩柯基小奶狗是吧

488
00:23:25,666 --> 00:23:26,333
你知道阳

489
00:23:26,333 --> 00:23:30,099
光你知道这个可可燕直播间的呃

490
00:23:31,533 --> 00:23:32,399
榜前10啊

491
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:34,800
我特意对照着看过

492
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:39,333
基本上前面的榜10都来看过我

493
00:23:40,066 --> 00:23:41,999
对所以大家都是大弟弟

494
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,400
而且都是在半夜

495
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:45,466
基本都是在半夜看我呀

496
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:46,800
我终于复活了

497
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,900
家人们我又可以看屏幕了

498
00:23:49,133 --> 00:23:50,766
做自信女人

499
00:23:50,966 --> 00:23:52,166
呃这个

500
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,700
从拥有动物开始

501
00:23:59,066 --> 00:24:00,566
以前不是有句话

502
00:24:00,566 --> 00:24:03,099
看小唐直播不但要钱还要命

503
00:24:03,100 --> 00:24:05,066
我可没有啊我可没有

504
00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:06,600
我哪有啊

505
00:24:09,100 --> 00:24:10,266
污蔑人

506
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,066
之前关注的一个不是贼勤奋

507
00:24:17,066 --> 00:24:18,866
一天最少直播10个小时

508
00:24:18,866 --> 00:24:20,799
那纯陪伴似的了

509
00:24:21,133 --> 00:24:22,999
一天播10个小时不累吗

510
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,200
你觉得就是他直播质量

511
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,466
他能一天10个小时都有话说吗

512
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:28,866
那他也太厉害了吧

513
00:24:28,866 --> 00:24:29,866
我是不行啊

514
00:24:30,566 --> 00:24:32,966
我一天最多6个小时就撑死了

515
00:24:32,966 --> 00:24:34,366
第二天还得休息

516
00:24:35,533 --> 00:24:38,733
除非就等在直播间坐着等人说话那种

517
00:24:38,733 --> 00:24:39,999
那倒是挺省电的

518
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000
比如我现在这种直播方式

519
00:24:42,133 --> 00:24:43,899
一边干活一边回弹幕

520
00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:45,533
那是能播好久好久的

521
00:24:45,533 --> 00:24:48,266
因为根本脑子都没有在思考

522
00:24:48,266 --> 00:24:49,766
就本能在说话了

523
00:24:50,133 --> 00:24:51,933
你好主播我们丁真宇宙

524
00:24:51,933 --> 00:24:53,699
你们的丁真宇宙你们怎么着

525
00:24:53,900 --> 00:24:55,566
跟我有什么关系

526
00:24:55,700 --> 00:24:57,066
主播又不是你们的

527
00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:58,866
顶珍珍珠

528
00:24:58,866 --> 00:25:00,299
主播有有想买

529
00:25:00,300 --> 00:25:02,066
主播没有没有想买

530
00:25:02,333 --> 00:25:02,733
进来

531
00:25:02,733 --> 00:25:05,499
看到榜一100多万电池就是你们男人啊

532
00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:08,133
这跟我没什么关系啊哈哈

533
00:25:10,366 --> 00:25:13,299
有些人粉丝多我一半见长不及我一半

534
00:25:13,300 --> 00:25:14,566
那太正常了

535
00:25:14,566 --> 00:25:17,999
那是视频是视频吸粉就是这样的

536
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,166
你这个视频关注你100个人

537
00:25:20,166 --> 00:25:20,566
不知

538
00:25:20,566 --> 00:25:23,099
不一定有一个人来你直播间看一眼啊

539
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,066
这个太正常了

540
00:25:28,266 --> 00:25:30,199
我觉得这种就就

541
00:25:31,466 --> 00:25:33,366
就没有必要那个什么了

542
00:25:36,966 --> 00:25:38,933
因为每个人发展道路不一样

543
00:25:38,933 --> 00:25:41,499
有人就是呃怎么高速低质

544
00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:44,100
量发展有人是高质量低速发展的

545
00:25:44,166 --> 00:25:46,566
那两者都得的话那就太厉害了

546
00:25:46,566 --> 00:25:47,466
那很难的

547
00:25:48,166 --> 00:25:48,966
oh

548
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:56,400
la la la la la

549
00:25:56,900 --> 00:25:58,466
莫哥哥总督多久呀

550
00:25:58,500 --> 00:26:00,466
莫哥哥是两个月的

551
00:26:00,466 --> 00:26:02,533
很厉害很厉害嘿嘿

552
00:26:04,100 --> 00:26:05,600
25号到期了

553
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:08,200
没关系没关系别哭别哭

554
00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:11,066
很厉害了哥哥

555
00:26:11,133 --> 00:26:12,333
真的很谢谢你

556
00:26:12,333 --> 00:26:13,966
那天你给我上总督的时候

557
00:26:13,966 --> 00:26:15,599
真的吓了一大跳

558
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,800
就特别惊喜

559
00:26:17,866 --> 00:26:19,066
然后又又

560
00:26:19,700 --> 00:26:22,533
又有点不知所措的那种感觉

561
00:26:23,100 --> 00:26:25,066
又不知道这两个月

562
00:26:26,100 --> 00:26:28,566
开心吗让你失望了吗

563
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:30,800
这是给米亚米亚上种都

564
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:33,900
怎么样感觉怎么样

565
00:26:35,866 --> 00:26:38,133
我什么时候变成可可运榜前10

566
00:26:38,133 --> 00:26:39,866
那不行那你们配合我吧

567
00:26:39,866 --> 00:26:40,933
反正大家都定我

568
00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:43,599
你们你们都你们谁借我一个号吧

569
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,900
我把参战一发的号给偷过来

570
00:26:46,100 --> 00:26:48,400
然后我就能变成榜前10了

571
00:26:48,566 --> 00:26:50,166
你们借借我我的号

572
00:26:51,066 --> 00:26:52,399
宝该下班了啊

573
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:53,333
我要下班了吗

574
00:26:53,333 --> 00:26:54,733
我还有19分钟下班了

575
00:26:54,733 --> 00:26:56,966
那我赶快把活干完我就下班了

576
00:26:57,566 --> 00:26:58,733
欢迎小灰灰

577
00:26:59,133 --> 00:27:00,333
主播是靠啥搞的

578
00:27:00,333 --> 00:27:01,266
5个种猪的

579
00:27:01,266 --> 00:27:04,566
那段时间天天微吧有人说说主播

580
00:27:04,733 --> 00:27:07,333
说主播空降全国空降

581
00:27:07,333 --> 00:27:09,133
说主播线下叫老头

582
00:27:09,266 --> 00:27:11,166
说主播一天直播俩小时

583
00:27:11,166 --> 00:27:12,899
不像别人一样直播6个小时

584
00:27:12,900 --> 00:27:13,800
其实是因为

585
00:27:14,933 --> 00:27:16,866
啊其实是因为那个什么

586
00:27:18,466 --> 00:27:20,966
因为因为主播剩下的这个时间

587
00:27:21,166 --> 00:27:23,166
都用在维护老头身上

588
00:27:23,166 --> 00:27:25,899
线下跟每个老头单独私聊2个小时

589
00:27:25,900 --> 00:27:27,533
这样看起来就很忙啊

590
00:27:28,066 --> 00:27:29,599
这样直播俩小时对吧

591
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:31,100
这个这个五个总督

592
00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:32,300
然后一个人俩小时

593
00:27:32,300 --> 00:27:35,333
一天12小时还有8小时睡觉4小时吃饭

594
00:27:35,333 --> 00:27:37,799
很很很很理想对吧

595
00:27:39,133 --> 00:27:42,099
这个在此主播要澄清一下全他妈扯淡

596
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,000
剩下这个种猪

597
00:27:52,333 --> 00:27:55,499
这是粘着他头顶的蛋糕是布丁

598
00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:57,566
他会画他是布丁

599
00:27:57,700 --> 00:27:59,333
QQ的可爱吧

600
00:28:00,366 --> 00:28:02,499
昨天那个杂弹力惊到我了

601
00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:04,966
弹幕刷到那个速度几乎还没绕

602
00:28:05,733 --> 00:28:08,399
其实我觉得我现在这种边摸鱼

603
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:09,933
然后边跟大家聊天的

604
00:28:09,933 --> 00:28:12,299
可能就跟一般杂弹主播差不多吧

605
00:28:12,300 --> 00:28:13,266
主要是因为现在

606
00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:15,166
心完全没放在这个上面

607
00:28:15,166 --> 00:28:17,599
我怕手上的活出错然后到时候

608
00:28:17,866 --> 00:28:19,966
对接对接出问题啊

609
00:28:19,966 --> 00:28:21,933
所以现在完全是本能说话

610
00:28:21,933 --> 00:28:22,866
怎么说呢

611
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,700
昨天就是呃

612
00:28:25,166 --> 00:28:28,499
作为美业面来说很普通的一场直播

613
00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:31,133
没有什么特别很特别的这种

614
00:28:31,166 --> 00:28:32,566
这种地方呀

615
00:28:35,066 --> 00:28:37,066
可能真的杂产力强吗

616
00:28:37,066 --> 00:28:38,066
我好高兴啊

617
00:28:38,066 --> 00:28:40,399
就今天大家在直播间看完我

618
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:41,600
现在就只剩喷我了

619
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:44,800
又没有人就说说过这种这种了

620
00:28:44,933 --> 00:28:47,066
以前经常有路人进来的时候

621
00:28:47,066 --> 00:28:48,166
还有人说主播

622
00:28:48,166 --> 00:28:50,466
你杂产力好强啊什么什么的

623
00:28:50,566 --> 00:28:53,066
现在就因为都没有路人看我了

624
00:28:53,066 --> 00:28:55,899
所以也很少能抽到这样的评价了

625
00:28:57,733 --> 00:28:59,566
有没有可能小唐是个话痨

626
00:28:59,566 --> 00:29:01,866
那可没有啊我就很珍惜的

627
00:29:01,866 --> 00:29:04,533
我每天有点话题赶快写在本子里面

628
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:07,900
然后就记下来打算给你们给你们说

629
00:29:09,733 --> 00:29:11,299
但是倒也没写台本吧

630
00:29:11,300 --> 00:29:13,466
有的观众不喜欢看直播比如说我

631
00:29:13,466 --> 00:29:15,933
那你还出现在我直播间呢这还挺好的

632
00:29:17,133 --> 00:29:17,933
等一下

633
00:29:19,100 --> 00:29:21,600
像主播这样两者都不得还是可以的

634
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:23,166
还真是哈哈哈

635
00:29:23,166 --> 00:29:25,733
都嫩死我最多只能上一个月长的

636
00:29:25,733 --> 00:29:27,933
这个大家大家要那个什么呀

637
00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:29,366
要要量力而行

638
00:29:32,100 --> 00:29:33,000
都真的很厉害

639
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,700
但是大家不要以为在在

640
00:29:34,700 --> 00:29:37,100
289看9的这种种都特别

641
00:29:37,133 --> 00:29:37,799
常见

642
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:40,166
其实种都是特别特别珍贵的一种灵魂

643
00:29:41,266 --> 00:29:42,533
太认可了

644
00:29:44,266 --> 00:29:45,133
太开心了

645
00:29:45,133 --> 00:29:48,899
真的吗太开心了好想听老公PK老婆

646
00:29:48,900 --> 00:29:51,566
你自己去放非要在我直播间放是吧

647
00:29:52,266 --> 00:29:54,499
小唐主播的心里头不是我

648
00:29:54,666 --> 00:29:56,899
主播给我残蛋然后我把我号借你

649
00:29:56,900 --> 00:29:57,866
好呀好呀

650
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,066
到时候记得给他改一个单纯米亚

651
00:30:00,066 --> 00:30:01,399
米亚之类的ID啊

652
00:30:03,333 --> 00:30:05,766
叫主人不答应叫烟烟就答应

653
00:30:05,766 --> 00:30:07,266
那因为我不是你爹啊

654
00:30:07,266 --> 00:30:08,899
不是我不是你的主人啊

655
00:30:10,066 --> 00:30:13,333
实际上主播每天q线10小时5P 8小时

656
00:30:13,333 --> 00:30:15,733
那可不是那可不是那么一回事

657
00:30:15,866 --> 00:30:19,099
主播5P玩不过三把就会被队友气疯

658
00:30:19,100 --> 00:30:20,533
然后就不想玩了

659
00:30:22,566 --> 00:30:24,133
没在V8看到你清子

660
00:30:24,133 --> 00:30:25,566
估计被老头清理掉了

661
00:30:25,566 --> 00:30:27,299
我怎么有这么大能量呢

662
00:30:27,466 --> 00:30:29,999
那是因为我是底边啊没有那么多人

663
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:33,000
主播都是得高级搜索自己才能搜到的

664
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,133
你能直接刷到那你太厉害了

665
00:30:35,133 --> 00:30:36,366
哪有那么厉害呀

666
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:38,400
那得是2月的事情了

667
00:30:38,966 --> 00:30:41,533
不过那样全力砸残挺耗精力的

668
00:30:41,533 --> 00:30:42,999
又没办法持续太久了

669
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,600
最多就是4个小时

670
00:30:45,966 --> 00:30:48,799
持续太久的话我身体会先撑不住啊

671
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:52,600
对就可能会先犯困或者先犯饿

672
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:55,266
也不是权利咱谈吧

673
00:30:55,266 --> 00:30:57,399
其实可能保险还一般般

674
00:30:57,466 --> 00:30:59,066
也还好差点

675
00:30:59,066 --> 00:31:00,733
6月前山多着迷

676
00:31:02,466 --> 00:31:05,866
谢谢谢谢咱家昨天给我那么高的营收

677
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:09,000
主播本来整个6月都营收都烂完了

678
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,566
谢谢大家昨天救主播一首啊主播

679
00:31:11,866 --> 00:31:12,933
主播那个什么

680
00:31:13,666 --> 00:31:16,133
主播的流水保持了紧紧腰窄

681
00:31:16,133 --> 00:31:18,966
而不是直接变成零头就1/10的那种

682
00:31:18,966 --> 00:31:20,866
谢谢大家真的很感谢

683
00:31:22,300 --> 00:31:24,133
俗话说得好知足常乐

684
00:31:24,133 --> 00:31:26,299
我觉得我现在真的很很开心

685
00:31:27,466 --> 00:31:29,599
普通的一天明明已经是暴走了

686
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:32,333
那没有没有了主要播的时间久嘛

687
00:31:32,766 --> 00:31:35,499
也有人配合我有人发弹幕配合我

688
00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:36,966
我觉得还挺高兴的

689
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:38,466
主播你真能唠啊

690
00:31:38,466 --> 00:31:41,366
谢谢杂谈不是主播你的演讲大会吗

691
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,966
哎呀真是的看什么都不高兴

692
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,600
演讲吧演讲演讲不开心

693
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:49,666
不演讲呢又觉得主播你的杂谈真是

694
00:31:49,666 --> 00:31:53,133
没意思就弹幕说什么你就跟着什么走

695
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:54,133
啦啦啦

696
00:31:54,466 --> 00:31:57,733
什么话都被艳艳人说完了我说什么呀

697
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,333
哼好好好马上改

698
00:32:00,333 --> 00:32:03,599
逗老喵好气喵不要生气不要不要生气

699
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:06,533
不着急主播每次下播都去5P

700
00:32:06,533 --> 00:32:09,899
这不是想发泄一下自己的这个这个

701
00:32:10,166 --> 00:32:12,966
上播积攒的这个这个什么快热吗

702
00:32:12,966 --> 00:32:14,666
我一玩5P就生气

703
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,566
每天也就刚下播那一会傻乐呵

704
00:32:17,566 --> 00:32:18,566
能玩玩5P了

705
00:32:18,566 --> 00:32:19,366
要不然的话

706
00:32:19,533 --> 00:32:22,333
平常的时候一想到5P那些狗队友

707
00:32:22,333 --> 00:32:23,699
根本都不想打开

708
00:32:24,466 --> 00:32:26,266
上播的时候那么高兴对吧

709
00:32:26,266 --> 00:32:26,733
然后下

710
00:32:26,733 --> 00:32:29,566
播赶紧趁着高兴就玩玩生气的游戏

711
00:32:30,766 --> 00:32:33,066
燕子这待久了感觉总督好平常

712
00:32:33,066 --> 00:32:34,299
不行啊你不能

713
00:32:34,366 --> 00:32:37,266
主播的金钱观还没异化呢怎么

714
00:32:45,866 --> 00:32:46,666
我丑

715
00:32:53,666 --> 00:32:54,466
啊啊

716
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:58,600
那个

717
00:32:59,100 --> 00:33:01,000
i'm on team same down team

718
00:33:01,166 --> 00:33:04,666
tell my body six feet i'mma give you everything forever

719
00:33:04,766 --> 00:33:08,399
everything i'm not akafunk Cadillac dry like a media

720
00:33:08,566 --> 00:33:10,466
谢谢阳光的总督

721
00:33:10,466 --> 00:33:12,933
非常非常感谢啊

722
00:33:14,733 --> 00:33:16,799
这这什么情况啊

723
00:33:18,766 --> 00:33:20,299
我那个啊

724
00:33:20,766 --> 00:33:21,566
我

725
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,133
你的

726
00:33:23,900 --> 00:33:24,700
啊

727
00:33:25,966 --> 00:33:26,766
啊啊

728
00:33:28,766 --> 00:33:29,566
哎

729
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:34,800
哦不那个他我

730
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,733
谢谢阳光的猪猪

731
00:33:40,966 --> 00:33:44,599
我在你爱里面都非常非常感谢

732
00:33:44,966 --> 00:33:47,699
谢谢谢谢我我在这边打字

733
00:33:47,700 --> 00:33:51,200
然后刚刚刚刚切过来看一眼时间

734
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:52,133
忽然发现

735
00:33:53,666 --> 00:33:54,466
啊

736
00:33:55,933 --> 00:33:58,099
谢谢阳光的总督

737
00:33:58,300 --> 00:33:59,566
非常非常感谢

738
00:33:59,566 --> 00:34:00,966
我对面那个

739
00:34:01,900 --> 00:34:04,066
我说他们怎么说我断网了

740
00:34:04,066 --> 00:34:07,199
我还以为你们在说在说直播断网了

741
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:12,333
你们明天不会把我做成千篇小微

742
00:34:12,333 --> 00:34:16,599
看到总督就就丝毫不感谢

743
00:34:16,900 --> 00:34:17,700
呃

744
00:34:17,866 --> 00:34:22,766
怎么说孕袍第一除其间毫无沐浴衣啊

745
00:34:22,766 --> 00:34:24,066
不是这么用的

746
00:34:24,966 --> 00:34:25,799
就就

747
00:34:26,500 --> 00:34:29,100
看到总都面不改色也不感谢

748
00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:31,933
还在继续做自己的直播

749
00:34:31,933 --> 00:34:35,566
忽然反应过来了然后就当成傻逼了

750
00:34:38,066 --> 00:34:38,999
啊

751
00:34:40,466 --> 00:34:43,566
谢谢谢谢谢谢姚光的总督

752
00:34:44,266 --> 00:34:45,766
太感谢了

753
00:34:48,066 --> 00:34:50,066
啊吓死我了

754
00:34:50,333 --> 00:34:51,466
这什么情况

755
00:34:51,466 --> 00:34:52,999
我没有看不起总督

756
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,866
我我是因为在工作

757
00:34:54,866 --> 00:34:57,366
因然后礼物提示没有往下

758
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,000
没有往下滑

759
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,400
然后这个我弹幕

760
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:03,166
再给大家看一下我弹幕在什么地方

761
00:35:03,366 --> 00:35:05,333
我的弹幕还在这

762
00:35:08,333 --> 00:35:11,166
给大家看一下我的弹幕还在这个地方

763
00:35:12,133 --> 00:35:14,899
举办总督喵举办总督谢谢喵

764
00:35:14,900 --> 00:35:16,900
这下这下一语成真了

765
00:35:17,333 --> 00:35:20,399
这下不好说了这下这下一语成真了

766
00:35:20,666 --> 00:35:23,799
谁说的主播觉得总督很常见啊

767
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,500
啊好多人安利盖头

768
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:32,466
我我

769
00:35:37,266 --> 00:35:39,166
谢谢阳光的东东

770
00:35:41,266 --> 00:35:44,299
砰砰砰狠狠磕头了

771
00:35:45,166 --> 00:35:46,333
突然坠案

772
00:35:46,466 --> 00:35:47,166
搞错了

773
00:35:47,166 --> 00:35:49,799
忽然注意到我今天亲密度满了

774
00:35:50,266 --> 00:35:51,733
看28级对

775
00:35:54,133 --> 00:35:57,699
辛苦了辛苦了谢谢感谢支持

776
00:35:58,766 --> 00:36:00,299
都差一不是我

777
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:01,533
我刚回来

778
00:36:01,533 --> 00:36:04,999
就看到那个高能榜变成一个金色的

779
00:36:05,500 --> 00:36:09,266
然后姚光开通了总督一个月

780
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,566
谢谢主播小电视的红包谢谢

781
00:36:14,566 --> 00:36:17,666
呃牧种的爱了爱了谢谢2008的爱了谢谢

782
00:36:17,733 --> 00:36:20,699
高原爱花的爱了谢谢酋长的干杯谢谢

783
00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:22,166
一瞬间的爱了爱了

784
00:36:22,166 --> 00:36:23,266
非常感谢

785
00:36:23,933 --> 00:36:25,466
哎呦我的天呐

786
00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:27,766
什么情况呀

787
00:36:28,066 --> 00:36:29,766
呃离大谱了

788
00:36:36,066 --> 00:36:37,366
我刚才你们知道

789
00:36:37,366 --> 00:36:39,866
我刚才只要再往下滑一点点

790
00:36:39,866 --> 00:36:41,566
我就看到他这个种子了

791
00:36:41,566 --> 00:36:44,366
我刚才刚刚回弹幕回到这里

792
00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:46,966
刚刚往下滑就能看到了

793
00:36:49,266 --> 00:36:51,299
就差那么一点点

794
00:36:52,666 --> 00:36:54,566
谢谢妖哥的嘟嘟

795
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,500
不行不行不行我这我太激动了

796
00:36:58,933 --> 00:37:00,166
谢谢谢谢

797
00:37:02,366 --> 00:37:04,799
谢谢爱你的动力

798
00:37:17,333 --> 00:37:18,966
那个那个

799
00:37:19,300 --> 00:37:22,866
考虑到我天天隐身帮主播偷东西遛娃

800
00:37:22,866 --> 00:37:24,266
能让给我吗

801
00:37:24,700 --> 00:37:27,466
你可以协商一下不知道哪一位是遛娃

802
00:37:27,466 --> 00:37:29,166
可能是颜如霍老师

803
00:37:29,533 --> 00:37:31,733
好像是可能是颜如霍老师

804
00:37:31,866 --> 00:37:34,799
他基本上因为他公务繁忙他应

805
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:37,733
该是不太不太来我直播间的

806
00:37:37,733 --> 00:37:38,966
所以应该没问题

807
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,533
我觉得应该没问题

808
00:37:41,766 --> 00:37:44,966
什么奇迹啊对华是k子哥哎

809
00:37:45,533 --> 00:37:48,266
可以和k哥对话一下然后然后

810
00:37:48,666 --> 00:37:52,399
把英文或者老师设置成嗯哎呀

811
00:37:53,733 --> 00:37:55,866
我怎么会有种度啊

812
00:38:09,366 --> 00:38:11,666
家人们这不是在做梦吗

813
00:38:11,666 --> 00:38:14,733
现在已经加拿大的晚上12点半了

814
00:38:14,900 --> 00:38:16,866
我这个时候应该在睡觉

815
00:38:17,266 --> 00:38:19,499
这个是不是在做梦啊

816
00:38:23,166 --> 00:38:23,966
谢谢

817
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:29,100
不行主播明天要去小红书进修

818
00:38:29,100 --> 00:38:29,933
这个这个

819
00:38:29,933 --> 00:38:32,766
作为一个合格的主播怎么谢礼物了

820
00:38:32,766 --> 00:38:34,666
我我不能再这样下去了

821
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:38,866
主播主播一次是每次一有大场面然后

822
00:38:39,366 --> 00:38:42,499
到我身上我就只会说谢谢像猪逼一样

823
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:46,266
mister worldwide as i step in the room i'm a hustler baby

824
00:38:46,266 --> 00:38:48,299
but that you knew and tonight is just me and you yes

825
00:38:48,300 --> 00:38:54,100
baby tonight the danger got us falling in love again

826
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000
yeah baby tonight

827
00:38:59,100 --> 00:39:02,166
danger got us falling in love again

828
00:39:05,466 --> 00:39:06,666
还要斩吗

829
00:39:06,666 --> 00:39:09,533
没有要斩了没有要斩了

830
00:39:09,533 --> 00:39:11,166
谢谢阳光

831
00:39:11,933 --> 00:39:12,333
主播

832
00:39:12,333 --> 00:39:15,666
还没滑到下面都来了我不是直接不理

833
00:39:15,733 --> 00:39:17,666
我没有我刚才没发现

834
00:39:17,666 --> 00:39:20,266
对不起我大母鸡还在前面

835
00:39:20,866 --> 00:39:22,799
我好像那个断网了

836
00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:25,066
13了

837
00:39:26,666 --> 00:39:28,199
总督在我这里

838
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,933
什么也不是一般的平常啊

839
00:39:31,866 --> 00:39:34,266
主播刚才姚光开总督的时候

840
00:39:34,266 --> 00:39:36,366
主播正好念弹幕念到总督

841
00:39:36,366 --> 00:39:37,499
不是一般的平常

842
00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:38,300
是吧

843
00:39:38,366 --> 00:39:41,599
我弹幕速度太慢了因为在一边干活

844
00:39:42,100 --> 00:39:44,466
估计主播炖的肉要糊了

845
00:39:44,566 --> 00:39:46,999
糊了的肉能当总督礼物吗

846
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,333
要是我在国内的话

847
00:39:48,333 --> 00:39:50,266
可能还真的能给大家做点什么

848
00:39:50,266 --> 00:39:51,266
真空包装的

849
00:39:51,266 --> 00:39:52,533
吃的啊之类的

850
00:39:53,166 --> 00:39:55,699
但是在国外所以就不太兴了

851
00:39:56,300 --> 00:39:58,866
谁说的Mia Mia 1是大主播

852
00:39:58,866 --> 00:40:00,099
看不起总督啊

853
00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:02,166
原来是信总督自己说的

854
00:40:02,766 --> 00:40:04,766
光送华贵了光送华贵了

855
00:40:04,766 --> 00:40:06,966
谢谢酋长的干杯感谢支持

856
00:40:06,966 --> 00:40:08,666
好的你爱的丫头

857
00:40:11,100 --> 00:40:12,466
恭喜28级

858
00:40:12,866 --> 00:40:14,099
安利的教练

859
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:15,566
谢谢谢谢

860
00:40:15,666 --> 00:40:17,933
又有新种度了紫色粉宝快10种度

861
00:40:17,933 --> 00:40:19,066
哪有这么快呀

862
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:20,800
八八个了

863
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:22,466
欢迎云梦三7不离

864
00:40:22,466 --> 00:40:23,333
好久不见

865
00:40:23,366 --> 00:40:24,666
我看到云梦了

866
00:40:24,666 --> 00:40:26,666
哈哈刚才来的

867
00:40:29,266 --> 00:40:31,566
离谱谢谢

868
00:40:32,366 --> 00:40:33,466
这么讲的

869
00:40:33,500 --> 00:40:35,500
彩虹甜筒好的你爱这个

870
00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:37,066
这下不得不加班了

871
00:40:37,166 --> 00:40:37,933
谢谢主播

872
00:40:37,933 --> 00:40:40,466
米安米亚荣登现实文榜总榜榜首

873
00:40:40,466 --> 00:40:41,966
今天获得热门热量推荐

874
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:45,733
一天上两次总榜真的是我能我能

875
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:49,533
我能我能体会到的感觉吗

876
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:52,733
好的你爱的盖头我很惨淡

877
00:40:53,466 --> 00:40:56,133
云梦什么叫云梦能像个总督

878
00:40:56,133 --> 00:40:57,299
我坏了不好说了

879
00:40:57,300 --> 00:40:59,666
接下来接下来接下来那个二胎了

880
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:05,200
我操爹

881
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:09,666
fight so dirty but your love so sweet

882
00:41:09,666 --> 00:41:12,966
talk so pretty but your heart got teeth

883
00:41:13,166 --> 00:41:16,399
late night devil put your hands on me

884
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:20,533
and never ever never ever let go some days

885
00:41:20,533 --> 00:41:22,499
you're the best thing in my life

886
00:41:22,700 --> 00:41:24,166
这下这下这下

887
00:41:24,566 --> 00:41:27,533
呃呃惨淡成柿子了是吧

888
00:41:27,533 --> 00:41:28,566
我不好说

889
00:41:29,700 --> 00:41:31,700
惨淡的总督的不是

890
00:41:32,933 --> 00:41:36,733
当年杏花微雨惨淡一发说这个

891
00:41:36,933 --> 00:41:39,133
那个那个以后有机会

892
00:41:40,166 --> 00:41:43,399
把那个给给那个谁的总督给你一次

893
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:47,300
然后我淡笑跟他说在我们直播间

894
00:41:47,300 --> 00:41:48,266
哈哈哈

895
00:41:48,266 --> 00:41:52,099
在在在在在那个在人家直播间对吧

896
00:41:52,100 --> 00:41:53,066
这个这个

897
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,166
不是总督不好见的我只是一个臭底面

898
00:41:57,166 --> 00:41:59,166
我不是总督也很好见

899
00:41:59,900 --> 00:42:02,766
你可以就是看给他对

900
00:42:02,766 --> 00:42:03,899
那个谁呀

901
00:42:04,066 --> 00:42:05,599
哈哈哈

902
00:42:06,533 --> 00:42:08,599
开骗带主播骗美的技术

903
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:09,800
没有啊没有

904
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:12,966
谢谢小嘟嘟玩游戏的关注

905
00:42:12,966 --> 00:42:13,999
主播说说呢

906
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,100
当然是我们对吧

907
00:42:16,266 --> 00:42:17,399
这个这个

908
00:42:19,566 --> 00:42:20,566
哈哈哈

909
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,933
谁呀但是但是可饱了但是谁呀

910
00:42:36,933 --> 00:42:39,466
等一下等一下我把手机充个电

911
00:42:39,566 --> 00:42:40,766
他好卡呀

912
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:42,866
我感觉他有点问题

913
00:42:45,666 --> 00:42:48,066
主播又重回巅峰了

914
00:42:51,300 --> 00:42:52,733
天空发作了

915
00:42:57,200 --> 00:43:00,500
今天是什么超级幸运的日子吗

916
00:43:01,933 --> 00:43:05,499
谢谢谢谢谢谢上学人的关注

917
00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:09,700
主播哎呀真是的主播每次都都嗯

918
00:43:09,766 --> 00:43:11,533
碰到这种大场面的时候

919
00:43:11,533 --> 00:43:14,099
正好就没准备什么活

920
00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:16,900
正好就想随便聊聊

921
00:43:16,933 --> 00:43:19,566
然后正好就想着这个这个

922
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:20,766
快点快点

923
00:43:20,766 --> 00:43:23,666
不是不是快点吧就是一个短突击

924
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:25,966
然后就下班然后就

925
00:43:27,733 --> 00:43:29,966
我们今天把这个加班机隐藏了吧

926
00:43:29,966 --> 00:43:31,366
我们好好加一加

927
00:43:31,866 --> 00:43:34,266
你能不能看看头上的袋子

928
00:43:37,266 --> 00:43:39,399
今天是疯狂星期四

929
00:43:40,100 --> 00:43:40,600
主播

930
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:43,800
不是已经把那个疯狂星期四抽掉了吗

931
00:43:43,866 --> 00:43:44,799
抽给渣男了

932
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:47,166
还没有来找我对象呢嗯

933
00:43:48,866 --> 00:43:50,866
欢迎大头软糖单推人

934
00:43:54,166 --> 00:43:57,666
谢谢谢谢妖怪挽救我要斩的流水

935
00:43:59,533 --> 00:44:00,599
太感动了

936
00:44:01,566 --> 00:44:03,099
让我骗了一个总督

937
00:44:03,533 --> 00:44:06,566
没有我我自己都没有想到

938
00:44:07,100 --> 00:44:10,000
这属于是纯什么开礼物盲盒的

939
00:44:10,933 --> 00:44:14,133
我现在最想看到的是你希望看到什么

940
00:44:14,333 --> 00:44:16,066
我的疯狂星期四呢

941
00:44:16,100 --> 00:44:19,133
我就抽了一个这个大家内卷你没卷过

942
00:44:19,133 --> 00:44:20,166
那怎么办呢

943
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:22,866
小可神们续费了

944
00:44:22,866 --> 00:44:25,333
主播的见证我有呀我有截图的

945
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:26,400
我有截图的

946
00:44:26,900 --> 00:44:29,366
我还有可宝夸我可爱的天空

947
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:31,366
正在循环播放

948
00:44:32,066 --> 00:44:34,866
主播不请我吃疯狂星期四

949
00:44:34,900 --> 00:44:36,733
上次他们在群里面发那个

950
00:44:36,733 --> 00:44:38,966
主播不请我吃疯狂星期四的

951
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:41,666
不不不不行不行就现在

952
00:44:41,666 --> 00:44:42,533
什么就现在

953
00:44:42,533 --> 00:44:43,399
不行不行

954
00:44:43,533 --> 00:44:44,266
可宝不是

955
00:44:44,266 --> 00:44:45,599
可宝不是放假了吗

956
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:46,800
不是在休息吗

957
00:44:47,166 --> 00:44:49,466
we all have our reasons

958
00:44:49,566 --> 00:44:55,399
why we are on the streets we all have our burdens yeah

959
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:58,766
but we just keep on fighting and we never look back

960
00:44:58,966 --> 00:45:00,499
here we go go go

961
00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:04,700
let us heal and roll you won't be alone we're unstoppable

962
00:45:04,866 --> 00:45:08,366
Don't be afraid to show what we're going for吃个药

963
00:45:08,366 --> 00:45:11,566
本来今天没打算就是播很久的嘛

964
00:45:11,566 --> 00:45:12,733
本来打算一个小时

965
00:45:12,733 --> 00:45:14,899
现在我们我们往后延一下吧

966
00:45:14,900 --> 00:45:16,933
虽然因为明天还是要上课嘛

967
00:45:17,066 --> 00:45:20,066
所以可能没有办法通宵给大家播

968
00:45:21,333 --> 00:45:22,799
谢谢很久的关注

969
00:45:22,966 --> 00:45:26,099
没办法通宵给大家播但是就

970
00:45:26,266 --> 00:45:29,133
嗯我尽量多播到

971
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:30,500
2点左右

972
00:45:30,500 --> 00:45:32,533
因为一般我也是那个时候睡觉

973
00:45:32,566 --> 00:45:34,366
掐倒流量包准下播

974
00:45:34,366 --> 00:45:36,899
那也太不尊重主播了吧

975
00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:38,733
那也太不尊重总度了吧

976
00:45:38,733 --> 00:45:40,999
我操主播开飞了

977
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:45,300
其实主播为什么直播那么亢奋

978
00:45:45,300 --> 00:45:48,300
然后可以这个连续不断的说那么多话

979
00:45:48,300 --> 00:45:51,766
原因就是主播呃有那个什么是吧

980
00:45:51,766 --> 00:45:52,899
主播有叶子是吧

981
00:45:52,900 --> 00:45:53,933
这样不好说

982
00:45:54,466 --> 00:45:56,999
慈善主播没有慈善了没有慈善了

983
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,200
我昨晚被禁言了

984
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:01,266
主播新总都就喜欢不被尊重

985
00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:02,166
都来了

986
00:46:03,166 --> 00:46:04,933
多谢多一点

987
00:46:05,100 --> 00:46:06,800
把你塞到洗衣机里面

988
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:08,900
去然后你说啊这个参加1万

989
00:46:08,900 --> 00:46:09,933
快来救救我呀

990
00:46:09,933 --> 00:46:12,933
然后你们两个就被拍视频窜到了呃

991
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:15,666
你得骂他老公

992
00:46:15,666 --> 00:46:17,466
看你不知道跟你说一下

993
00:46:17,466 --> 00:46:19,699
主播以前下播掐毒时到2点

994
00:46:19,700 --> 00:46:20,866
没有掐毒时到2点

995
00:46:20,866 --> 00:46:23,366
就是可能会干点别的听听歌

996
00:46:23,366 --> 00:46:25,799
然后或者是看看视频呐

997
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:27,333
或者是看看因为

998
00:46:27,500 --> 00:46:30,666
给大家直播错过了的5批比赛呀

999
00:46:30,666 --> 00:46:31,566
之类的

1000
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:34,866
这个直播间总督都是这样的

1001
00:46:34,866 --> 00:46:36,499
没有啊我们捋一下

1002
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:38,133
我们捋一下大娃

1003
00:46:38,133 --> 00:46:40,299
天井之星主播的第一个总督

1004
00:46:40,300 --> 00:46:41,333
喜好是什么

1005
00:46:41,366 --> 00:46:42,666
喜好是打交

1006
00:46:42,866 --> 00:46:45,299
然后主播的第二个总督机长

1007
00:46:45,333 --> 00:46:47,766
然后在在群里面大搞南通

1008
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:51,500
然后最喜欢听的就是被叫被叫被叫

1009
00:46:51,500 --> 00:46:52,933
这个这个呃

1010
00:46:53,133 --> 00:46:54,766
二次元呃

1011
00:46:55,266 --> 00:46:56,533
天狗行OP

1012
00:46:57,300 --> 00:46:58,700
我们俩刚见面的时候

1013
00:46:58,700 --> 00:47:01,333
我就这么这么这么不小心叫了他一下

1014
00:47:01,333 --> 00:47:02,666
他记到现在

1015
00:47:02,866 --> 00:47:04,466
然后主播的这个

1016
00:47:05,266 --> 00:47:06,533
三娃四娃

1017
00:47:06,533 --> 00:47:08,566
然后更是更是

1018
00:47:08,700 --> 00:47:10,066
有爹有主人

1019
00:47:10,066 --> 00:47:13,566
这个这个意思是亲戚关系齐全啊

1020
00:47:14,100 --> 00:47:15,900
对主播没有在消费他们

1021
00:47:15,900 --> 00:47:17,266
只是说主播只是说

1022
00:47:17,333 --> 00:47:20,166
讨论一个实际发生的一个现象

1023
00:47:20,166 --> 00:47:23,899
对然后还有这个冉冉颜如火老师

1024
00:47:23,933 --> 00:47:26,133
这个这个因为是变外种族

1025
00:47:26,133 --> 00:47:27,499
我们就不讨论了

1026
00:47:27,566 --> 00:47:31,199
k k我们结缘结语什么地方的结语

1027
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:32,700
他喝多了然后

1028
00:47:33,333 --> 00:47:36,299
热唱什么米呀米呀我爱你之类的

1029
00:47:36,300 --> 00:47:38,133
然后主播劝他的酒

1030
00:47:38,700 --> 00:47:40,700
劝阻他不要再喝了

1031
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:44,566
然然的话

1032
00:47:44,566 --> 00:47:46,133
这个本来是

1033
00:47:46,133 --> 00:47:48,466
所有总督里面最为正常的一位啊

1034
00:47:48,466 --> 00:47:49,266
但是

1035
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:51,466
就是昨天

1036
00:47:52,166 --> 00:47:55,966
昨天昨天昨天昨天凌晨的时候

1037
00:47:56,133 --> 00:47:57,699
疯狂表白男v

1038
00:47:57,966 --> 00:48:01,299
愿为爱作一我觉得好像一次是中原

1039
00:48:01,966 --> 00:48:04,166
炎炎人把人变成了鬼呀

1040
00:48:04,933 --> 00:48:07,599
嫣然嫣然人终于把人变成了贵人

1041
00:48:07,733 --> 00:48:09,366
想起第一次见主播

1042
00:48:09,366 --> 00:48:10,899
主播光速溜了一次

1043
00:48:10,900 --> 00:48:11,966
是很不待见我

1044
00:48:11,966 --> 00:48:15,399
你天天都等了老后半夜了才来

1045
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:17,266
你是不是看不起莫高

1046
00:48:17,266 --> 00:48:18,499
莫高多正常呀

1047
00:48:18,500 --> 00:48:19,766
所以我没有盘点

1048
00:48:19,766 --> 00:48:21,566
盘点里面没有说莫高呀

1049
00:48:21,933 --> 00:48:25,599
莫高的话他其实看起来特别特别的

1050
00:48:25,700 --> 00:48:26,466
纯良

1051
00:48:26,466 --> 00:48:29,133
但是跟他的纯良形成反差的就是

1052
00:48:29,133 --> 00:48:30,166
他的内心

1053
00:48:30,333 --> 00:48:31,599
其实啥都懂

1054
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:33,133
然后主播一脚烂梗

1055
00:48:33,133 --> 00:48:35,266
莫高就哈哈哈哈笑哈哈

1056
00:48:37,300 --> 00:48:39,066
对就每一天

1057
00:48:39,066 --> 00:48:40,199
不管我几点下播

1058
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:43,466
不管我是12点下播还是3点半下播

1059
00:48:43,466 --> 00:48:45,333
惨淡总能赶在我

1060
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:48,466
下播之前10分钟来到直播间叫我肥猫

1061
00:48:48,466 --> 00:48:50,066
然后说别走好吗

1062
00:48:50,533 --> 00:48:52,933
我不知道他怎么掐的那么准的

1063
00:48:54,466 --> 00:48:55,933
冉冉新属性觉醒

1064
00:48:55,933 --> 00:48:58,333
啥时候在主播的舰长群里面

1065
00:48:58,333 --> 00:48:59,566
在主播舰长群里面

1066
00:48:59,566 --> 00:49:02,466
主播主播的群友一次都有珍贵10度啊

1067
00:49:02,466 --> 00:49:05,299
非常的劲爆非常的发言非常的

1068
00:49:05,300 --> 00:49:07,300
这个让人大吃一惊啊

1069
00:49:07,533 --> 00:49:09,499
你们天天深夜拉满

1070
00:49:09,500 --> 00:49:10,566
我没有啊

1071
00:49:11,966 --> 00:49:13,466
没有没有啊我没有

1072
00:49:13,466 --> 00:49:15,899
有没有可能他平时开小号的

1073
00:49:16,866 --> 00:49:18,599
我又不会抓着他

1074
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:21,566
然后然后然后让他让他怎么样

1075
00:49:21,566 --> 00:49:24,466
让他狠狠的支配他和他的米

1076
00:49:24,700 --> 00:49:26,533
他为什么要躲着我呀

1077
00:49:26,700 --> 00:49:31,500
昨天对象查房了3小时不然我早睡了

1078
00:49:32,533 --> 00:49:33,533
查了这么久

1079
00:49:35,066 --> 00:49:37,299
有没有可能我就是那个小号

1080
00:49:37,566 --> 00:49:38,966
什么支配恶魔

1081
00:49:39,100 --> 00:49:40,566
哈哈哈

1082
00:49:40,566 --> 00:49:42,533
其实对支配支配人没有兴趣

1083
00:49:42,533 --> 00:49:45,266
但对支配米的话稍微有那么一点点点

1084
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:46,400
牛牛牛牛

1085
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:53,066
主播什么时候查房

1086
00:49:53,300 --> 00:49:55,766
主播不知道了最近健康

1087
00:49:55,766 --> 00:49:58,366
哥9点睡5点起

1088
00:49:58,866 --> 00:49:59,899
那你每天晚

1089
00:49:59,900 --> 00:50:01,900
上还能来跟我说一句别走好吗

1090
00:50:01,900 --> 00:50:03,500
那我觉得你还挺厉害的

1091
00:50:03,566 --> 00:50:05,666
别跟俺黑惨淡一番忙的很

1092
00:50:05,666 --> 00:50:07,766
真的吗那我

1093
00:50:09,066 --> 00:50:12,099
这么多可可因同胞帮帮馋蛋一发

1094
00:50:12,100 --> 00:50:13,200
狠狠的说话

1095
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:14,666
主播就请

1096
00:50:14,666 --> 00:50:15,733
原谅你一下吧

1097
00:50:15,733 --> 00:50:16,999
请原谅你一下

1098
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:18,533
起来跑步锻炼

1099
00:50:18,533 --> 00:50:19,199
那挺好的

1100
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:21,133
对今天白天直播呀

1101
00:50:21,133 --> 00:50:24,266
所以你你现在都都都能来看了

1102
00:50:25,100 --> 00:50:25,933
究极健康

1103
00:50:25,933 --> 00:50:27,866
那不错主播可以采访鸟鸟吗

1104
00:50:27,866 --> 00:50:29,466
他唱歌真的很好听

1105
00:50:29,533 --> 00:50:32,399
我不是我不想查房我查房太累了

1106
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:34,600
别尬黑我是耶耶

1107
00:50:34,700 --> 00:50:37,066
哈哈哈这下这下真不熟了

1108
00:50:37,066 --> 00:50:38,366
这下不好说了

1109
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:39,966
这下不熟了

1110
00:50:42,766 --> 00:50:44,566
我们一直都有一直发现

1111
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:46,566
不准原谅我

1112
00:50:47,366 --> 00:50:48,999
什么叫不准原谅你啊

1113
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,733
主播好不容易给自己找了个台阶下

1114
00:50:52,333 --> 00:50:54,066
让自己心胸宽广一点

1115
00:50:54,066 --> 00:50:56,733
不要做这种小气的坏女人对吧

1116
00:50:56,900 --> 00:50:58,800
你还在这边不准原谅我

1117
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:02,000
你非要背负着主播的仇恨过下去吗

1118
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,066
对主播良木了

1119
00:51:05,500 --> 00:51:07,866
你只看到别人眼中有刺

1120
00:51:07,866 --> 00:51:09,999
却看不到自己的眼中有良

1121
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,600
目焉焉福音

1122
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:15,366
2022623一点四二

1123
00:51:17,266 --> 00:51:18,966
爷们爷们

1124
00:51:19,133 --> 00:51:20,466
狠狠的霸凌我

1125
00:51:20,466 --> 00:51:21,599
要排队要排队

1126
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:23,133
现在你排在姚光后面了

1127
00:51:23,133 --> 00:51:23,799
要霸凌的话

1128
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:25,966
得先霸凌姚光才能霸凌你啊

1129
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:31,866
你原谅了他他等下打不住胶了

1130
00:51:31,866 --> 00:51:33,499
这正是我想要的

1131
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:34,766
哎呀真是的

1132
00:51:34,766 --> 00:51:35,899
我就是很想说呀

1133
00:51:35,900 --> 00:51:36,266
大家

1134
00:51:36,266 --> 00:51:38,399
千万不要学一些乱七八糟的风气啊

1135
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:39,300
就比如说这个

1136
00:51:39,300 --> 00:51:42,200
这个大白天天一出现就是打胶打胶的

1137
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:44,700
别打了别打了对身体真的很不好

1138
00:51:44,700 --> 00:51:46,133
大家一定要注意养生啊

1139
00:51:46,133 --> 00:51:47,733
这都不年轻了对吧

1140
00:51:47,766 --> 00:51:51,133
今天这个朝气蓬勃的然后然后

1141
00:51:52,133 --> 00:51:55,366
对吧不要不要不要特别放纵自己啊

1142
00:51:55,366 --> 00:51:57,299
人生因自律而精彩

1143
00:51:57,300 --> 00:51:59,900
对不要搞这些嗯

1144
00:52:06,300 --> 00:52:07,366
这个这个

1145
00:52:07,366 --> 00:52:08,933
想伤害自己的身体的时候

1146
00:52:08,933 --> 00:52:10,899
就听一下米呀米呀的劝导吧

1147
00:52:10,900 --> 00:52:12,200
这不好这不好

1148
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:16,200
什么打打打个胶线就那个那个

1149
00:52:16,666 --> 00:52:17,899
哎呀我一个

1150
00:52:18,666 --> 00:52:21,599
黄花大闺女天天跟一群

1151
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:24,500
对吧跟一群这个天天打交打交

1152
00:52:24,500 --> 00:52:26,400
关着准备的臭弟人玩

1153
00:52:27,166 --> 00:52:29,799
搞得我现在说话一点都不避讳

1154
00:52:30,666 --> 00:52:35,266
真是的主播你要是真的想让残蛋好

1155
00:52:35,933 --> 00:52:38,766
用嫌弃的语气说残蛋

1156
00:52:38,766 --> 00:52:41,366
我一辈子都不会原谅你的

1157
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:45,933
嫌弃的语气是什么样的

1158
00:52:46,366 --> 00:52:48,166
黄腔大规矩

1159
00:52:49,666 --> 00:52:52,333
没有吧主播不是搞热水器的

1160
00:52:52,333 --> 00:52:55,866
主播只是一个简简单单的杂谈主播

1161
00:52:55,933 --> 00:52:58,066
有的时候沉浸式演讲

1162
00:52:58,066 --> 00:53:01,299
有的时候输出这个奥利亚费啊哈

1163
00:53:01,300 --> 00:53:03,700
有的时候搞一些乱七八糟的东西啊

1164
00:53:03,700 --> 00:53:07,066
但是这不代表主播会搞热水器啊对吧

1165
00:53:07,066 --> 00:53:08,299
怎么嫌弃呢

1166
00:53:09,933 --> 00:53:10,999
惨淡易发

1167
00:53:11,100 --> 00:53:13,000
我一辈子都不会原谅你的

1168
00:53:15,300 --> 00:53:19,066
呃好像好像有点假好像不太对劲啊

1169
00:53:19,266 --> 00:53:23,733
热水瓶哈哈哈热水瓶这挺可爱的

1170
00:53:25,266 --> 00:53:28,066
主播不搞热水器只搞扬声器

1171
00:53:28,066 --> 00:53:30,899
太硬了会在这个网站被绊掉的

1172
00:53:31,366 --> 00:53:35,533
陈露呢陈露退环境了陈露哎

1173
00:53:37,166 --> 00:53:39,599
点个好姑娘送给美艳妹啊

1174
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:42,300
不要不要不要听楚歌

1175
00:53:43,366 --> 00:53:45,366
缠缠听到你这话直接冲死了

1176
00:53:45,366 --> 00:53:45,799
那这个

1177
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:48,666
大家的这个这个审美仪式不是很好啊

1178
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:53,000
你那天觉得哥们恶心人那个

1179
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,800
我就挺觉得挺够劲不是

1180
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:56,466
大家为什么都这样啊

1181
00:53:56,700 --> 00:53:58,566
大家不要不要那个什么

1182
00:53:58,766 --> 00:54:00,099
你们是真心的吗

1183
00:54:00,100 --> 00:54:01,133
我想采访一下

1184
00:54:01,133 --> 00:54:04,099
我最近老能刷到一些帖子就是说什么

1185
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:05,800
教大家教女生

1186
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:08,133
就在那种女生经常有的那种

1187
00:54:08,133 --> 00:54:10,399
社交软件上经常刷到什么

1188
00:54:10,466 --> 00:54:12,733
女生千万不要找男二次元

1189
00:54:12,733 --> 00:54:16,666
尤其是看虚拟主播的男生当男朋友

1190
00:54:16,700 --> 00:54:19,200
然后感觉这些女生对于

1191
00:54:19,966 --> 00:54:22,566
虚拟主播的观众有很大的偏见啊

1192
00:54:22,566 --> 00:54:25,899
我其实很想就跟他们唇枪舌战去反驳

1193
00:54:25,900 --> 00:54:26,900
他们就觉得

1194
00:54:26,933 --> 00:54:27,699
因为我的观众

1195
00:54:27,700 --> 00:54:29,733
我我起码我自己当新主播我觉

1196
00:54:29,733 --> 00:54:31,799
得都是好人都是特别好的人

1197
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:35,300
结果就大家今天这我有点怀疑了

1198
00:54:35,300 --> 00:54:36,566
就如果说这个

1199
00:54:36,566 --> 00:54:39,766
一个不太懂烂梗的女生点进来一看

1200
00:54:39,766 --> 00:54:41,533
这直播间都是什么风气啊

1201
00:54:41,533 --> 00:54:42,499
我的天呐

1202
00:54:42,933 --> 00:54:45,666
要么就打个交泄要么就击个界限

1203
00:54:45,666 --> 00:54:46,666
要么就是主播

1204
00:54:46,666 --> 00:54:49,166
主播你骂骂我吧我快要好了

1205
00:54:49,166 --> 00:54:51,666
我快要出来了我求求你了

1206
00:54:51,866 --> 00:54:53,133
不要阻止我

1207
00:54:53,133 --> 00:54:54,533
让你用你的这个

1208
00:54:54,666 --> 00:54:57,866
潜物的语气狠狠的抽在我的身上吧

1209
00:54:57,966 --> 00:55:01,399
就我觉得这个大家都会大为震撼吧

1210
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:02,866
这不太好呀对吧

1211
00:55:02,966 --> 00:55:06,366
来我直播间一看偏见更深了哈哈哈

1212
00:55:06,966 --> 00:55:10,466
不会叫人看点歌如愿送给无法如愿

1213
00:55:10,466 --> 00:55:11,366
老师都来了

1214
00:55:11,366 --> 00:55:12,699
这不是实话吗

1215
00:55:12,766 --> 00:55:14,199
谁说的实话不行

1216
00:55:14,266 --> 00:55:16,599
我还着急要给你们澄清呢

1217
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:18,500
你们自己都认了是吧

1218
00:55:18,500 --> 00:55:20,600
我觉得大家都是很好的人呢

1219
00:55:21,100 --> 00:55:22,900
你凭什么被他们那么说呀

1220
00:55:22,900 --> 00:55:24,066
一点都不了解

1221
00:55:24,133 --> 00:55:25,399
那我还要这么说呢

1222
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:26,066
这个

1223
00:55:26,066 --> 00:55:29,166
千万千万这个这个二次元千万不要买

1224
00:55:29,166 --> 00:55:30,266
找那个直女

1225
00:55:30,266 --> 00:55:32,333
千万不要找勾直女当女朋友啊

1226
00:55:32,333 --> 00:55:33,733
根本理解不了你的爱好

1227
00:55:33,733 --> 00:55:36,533
就要找那种懂得二次元的好女孩

1228
00:55:38,366 --> 00:55:41,133
每个群体刚出来的时候都会有偏见的

1229
00:55:41,133 --> 00:55:44,799
万一他就不扭不把他扭转过来的话

1230
00:55:44,900 --> 00:55:47,000
可能后面发展起来就好难呢

1231
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:48,300
这总不能在家

1232
00:55:48,300 --> 00:55:50,800
真的背一个啥软二次元的这个

1233
00:55:51,166 --> 00:55:54,399
标签然后在社交市场上不受欢迎吧

1234
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:55,566
这还挺严重的

1235
00:55:55,566 --> 00:55:56,399
烂烂烂

1236
00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:59,400
把他号发到群里我去举办一下

1237
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:01,533
不是一个人啊蛮多人的

1238
00:56:01,666 --> 00:56:03,733
你打算跟他们唇枪舌战

1239
00:56:03,733 --> 00:56:06,466
是但是我不是把他们轻服

1240
00:56:06,466 --> 00:56:07,799
也不是把他们说服

1241
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:10,333
我不是用跟他们搞百合的方式

1242
00:56:10,900 --> 00:56:13,600
我总不能说跟这些妹妹去搞百合

1243
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:14,866
然后我去追求他们然

1244
00:56:14,866 --> 00:56:15,966
后最后我跟他们说

1245
00:56:16,366 --> 00:56:17,866
老子是虚拟主播

1246
00:56:17,866 --> 00:56:19,899
为了守护我的观众的名誉

1247
00:56:19,900 --> 00:56:20,900
特此告诉你

1248
00:56:20,900 --> 00:56:23,500
虚拟主播的观众里也有好人对吧

1249
00:56:23,500 --> 00:56:25,100
我不是想跟你谈恋爱啊

1250
00:56:25,100 --> 00:56:27,000
但是这个我只是

1251
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:30,766
为了为了澄清我们管人吃群体的名誉

1252
00:56:30,766 --> 00:56:32,766
那也太烂了吧这么好啊

1253
00:56:33,566 --> 00:56:34,366
来来来

1254
00:56:35,533 --> 00:56:36,533
说的也没错

1255
00:56:36,533 --> 00:56:39,366
我就不一样我从来都不说快要出来了

1256
00:56:39,366 --> 00:56:40,933
你都是出来了再说

1257
00:56:43,766 --> 00:56:45,999
那你还你还挺能藏着的哈

1258
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:48,366
事情没有确定之前

1259
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:50,200
你你不会轻易透露

1260
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:52,933
你还挺沉稳的姚光哎

1261
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:54,533
沉稳是个优点啊

1262
00:56:54,533 --> 00:56:56,466
希望你希望你继续保持

1263
00:56:56,466 --> 00:56:58,099
最好一直一直保持

1264
00:56:58,100 --> 00:56:59,900
我不是很想知道你出不出来这些

1265
00:56:59,900 --> 00:57:02,000
事情啊谢谢陆宇的爱心

1266
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,900
恒德的奥利给的感谢支持

1267
00:57:03,900 --> 00:57:04,966
主播我想找一个

1268
00:57:04,966 --> 00:57:07,333
跟我一样抽象的乐子人妹妹谈恋爱

1269
00:57:07,333 --> 00:57:08,333
你能介绍吗

1270
00:57:08,566 --> 00:57:10,399
我觉得你你喜欢什么样的人

1271
00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:13,933
你你你不要等着这个人天生就适合你

1272
00:57:14,066 --> 00:57:16,333
你要学会发现美

1273
00:57:16,333 --> 00:57:18,066
你要学会去发掘他的优点

1274
00:57:18,066 --> 00:57:20,399
就是说什么你先找一个合适的妹妹

1275
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:21,300
慢慢的

1276
00:57:21,300 --> 00:57:23,000
然后在你们两个交往的过程中

1277
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:25,266
你把他变成抽象乐子人不就得了吗

1278
00:57:25,266 --> 00:57:26,699
比如你们约会的时候

1279
00:57:26,766 --> 00:57:29,766
他在那说娇滴滴说哥哥等我一下

1280
00:57:29,766 --> 00:57:31,699
然后你说啊好的好的

1281
00:57:31,766 --> 00:57:34,266
然后啊你说化妆要不要听个

1282
00:57:34,300 --> 00:57:35,500
高雅的背景音乐啊

1283
00:57:35,500 --> 00:57:38,533
妹妹说嗯嗯嗯嗯好的

1284
00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:40,100
然后你就给他放

1285
00:57:40,533 --> 00:57:44,766
啊哈汗滴流26的汗滴流

1286
00:57:44,933 --> 00:57:47,699
郭富到底26的汗滴流

1287
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:49,400
然后妹妹一定很好奇啊

1288
00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:51,966
这种天籁之音他肯定在过去的

1289
00:57:52,266 --> 00:57:54,399
20来年的人生里都没有听过

1290
00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:55,100
所以说

1291
00:57:55,100 --> 00:57:58,066
你就可以用这种潜移默化的方式

1292
00:57:58,133 --> 00:58:00,666
去把它塑造成你想要的样子

1293
00:58:00,666 --> 00:58:02,266
嗯这就很棒吧

1294
00:58:03,466 --> 00:58:04,266
你也没得选

1295
00:58:04,266 --> 00:58:05,466
你明天要看见这段

1296
00:58:05,466 --> 00:58:06,766
你不可以看到这段

1297
00:58:06,766 --> 00:58:07,799
我一点都不会

1298
00:58:08,066 --> 00:58:09,333
太子还是变态呀

1299
00:58:09,333 --> 00:58:11,499
我觉得你们确实挺变态的

1300
00:58:11,733 --> 00:58:14,399
有没有可能这不是偏见是真知着见

1301
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:15,666
我本来觉得是偏见

1302
00:58:15,666 --> 00:58:17,399
今天跟大家一相处我感觉

1303
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:19,300
我感觉我有点怀疑我自己了

1304
00:58:19,300 --> 00:58:20,133
我不是怀疑你吗

1305
00:58:20,133 --> 00:58:21,499
我有点怀疑自己了

1306
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:23,400
同伴大傻逼

1307
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:25,766
我就是动漫大厦

1308
00:58:25,766 --> 00:58:26,933
对怎么了呢

1309
00:58:27,933 --> 00:58:30,333
只要大家都是傻人爱吃人就好了嘛

1310
00:58:30,333 --> 00:58:31,866
对吧很简单啊

1311
00:58:31,933 --> 00:58:33,533
你他妈全想好了是吗

1312
00:58:33,533 --> 00:58:35,199
那很简单啊对吧

1313
00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:39,266
主播这种抱着言情小说看了10年的人

1314
00:58:39,866 --> 00:58:43,166
肯定这种口头上的话都是一套一套的

1315
00:58:43,500 --> 00:58:46,266
这种偏见不会因为个人的抗拒而消失

1316
00:58:46,266 --> 00:58:48,166
也不会因为个人的坚持而长存

1317
00:58:48,166 --> 00:58:51,533
但集体是由很多个个人所组成的呀

1318
00:58:51,533 --> 00:58:53,499
我觉得还是嗯

1319
00:58:53,966 --> 00:58:55,466
我还是还是要

1320
00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:58,000
尽量去尽自己的一份力吧

1321
00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:59,666
改变群体观念这个方面

1322
00:58:59,666 --> 00:59:01,766
每个人都出一点点力的话

1323
00:59:01,766 --> 00:59:03,399
他就会变得很快的

1324
00:59:03,766 --> 00:59:05,899
如果你变成女生去发这种贴

1325
00:59:05,900 --> 00:59:08,066
主播能对你始乱终弃吗

1326
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:09,766
那也太精彩了吧

1327
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:13,000
主播以百合的名义接近你

1328
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,700
结果线下见面发现你竟是男人参

1329
00:59:15,766 --> 00:59:16,899
然后这个

1330
00:59:17,266 --> 00:59:20,533
4个性取向的这个光荣恋爱正式开始

1331
00:59:20,533 --> 00:59:22,699
对吧结果在深入了解之中

1332
00:59:22,700 --> 00:59:23,933
发现你是一个

1333
00:59:23,966 --> 00:59:26,399
拥有女装爱好的这个这个

1334
00:59:26,733 --> 00:59:27,933
第四爱男人

1335
00:59:28,266 --> 00:59:31,933
然后主播正好是这个第四爱女1

1336
00:59:31,933 --> 00:59:34,666
然后呃呃我不好说

1337
00:59:39,900 --> 00:59:42,400
陈文永唱太棒了太棒了

1338
00:59:42,666 --> 00:59:45,333
我们延安人有很多抽象乐这些女粉的

1339
00:59:45,333 --> 00:59:48,466
很棒的太麻烦了带他来我直播间

1340
00:59:48,466 --> 00:59:48,766
对啊

1341
00:59:48,766 --> 00:59:51,699
以前我直播间有一个特别纯良的观众

1342
00:59:51,700 --> 00:59:53,933
他的名字叫蛋花酒酿圆子

1343
00:59:54,166 --> 00:59:56,499
是非常非常的积极向

1344
00:59:56,500 --> 00:59:57,566
上每天都

1345
00:59:57,733 --> 00:59:59,599
饱含着精力健康生活

1346
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:01,933
喜欢花喜欢做手工的一个

1347
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,533
非常文静内敛的女生啊

1348
01:00:04,533 --> 01:00:07,166
自从他看了我200天他的心路历程

1349
01:00:07,166 --> 01:00:08,466
现在已经变成了

1350
01:00:08,466 --> 01:00:11,566
每天只在群里面发一个蹦跳剩下就

1351
01:00:11,733 --> 01:00:15,299
就都都都沉默寡言的但是他什么都懂

1352
01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:18,666
我的评价是被主播淹入

1353
01:00:18,666 --> 01:00:20,766
问了呀嗯不好说呀

1354
01:00:21,166 --> 01:00:24,466
可以把前男友介绍给你吗啊你还要

1355
01:00:24,866 --> 01:00:28,766
主播主播主播你还要接主播的前男友

1356
01:00:28,766 --> 01:00:30,866
主播不好说了这下这下

1357
01:00:31,700 --> 01:00:33,166
你们两个自由恋爱

1358
01:00:33,166 --> 01:00:34,066
前男友说哎

1359
01:00:34,066 --> 01:00:37,099
发现了发现了这个自己真正的取向

1360
01:00:37,166 --> 01:00:39,933
终于甩掉了米燕蜜亚那个动漫大厦

1361
01:00:39,966 --> 01:00:41,666
毕业然后你在心里想啊

1362
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:43,900
亲到了你就等于

1363
01:00:44,266 --> 01:00:46,899
接触到了米燕蜜亚曾经的味道是吧

1364
01:00:46,900 --> 01:00:48,566
什么沸腾爱情啊

1365
01:00:48,733 --> 01:00:50,066
啦啦啦爬

1366
01:00:51,466 --> 01:00:53,566
最新分手小妙招挺不错的

1367
01:00:53,566 --> 01:00:56,166
我对直播间的氛围评价是什么

1368
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:59,266
上欧不正下欧歪

1369
01:00:59,500 --> 01:01:02,333
我上我们上欧一直都很正的

1370
01:01:03,133 --> 01:01:05,499
对吧我们上欧一直都很正的

1371
01:01:05,566 --> 01:01:07,499
动漫男生比正常人会谈恋

1372
01:01:07,500 --> 01:01:08,466
毕竟看了很多

1373
01:01:08,466 --> 01:01:10,533
别吧艺术作品之所以是艺术作品

1374
01:01:10,533 --> 01:01:11,333
就是因为他

1375
01:01:11,500 --> 01:01:13,966
超脱现实他脱离现实的你要是

1376
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:15,800
拿动漫的那种而且

1377
01:01:15,933 --> 01:01:18,266
动漫他始终都是迎合受众的

1378
01:01:18,266 --> 01:01:20,699
你要看多了难评动漫却

1379
01:01:21,333 --> 01:01:23,866
哎男频动漫里面的那个逻辑谈恋爱

1380
01:01:23,866 --> 01:01:25,466
你一定会死的很惨的

1381
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:29,066
如果你想男生想谈恋爱就去

1382
01:01:29,866 --> 01:01:32,299
女频动漫里面学里边的男主

1383
01:01:32,366 --> 01:01:33,599
女生想谈恋爱

1384
01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:36,133
就去男频动漫里面学里边的女生

1385
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:39,100
不要看迎合自己这个性别的作品

1386
01:01:39,100 --> 01:01:41,100
因为这样不会帮到你只会

1387
01:01:41,100 --> 01:01:42,533
给你造成阻碍啊

1388
01:01:44,333 --> 01:01:46,066
二次元变态有什么问题吗

1389
01:01:46,066 --> 01:01:47,199
二次元变态怎么了

1390
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:49,100
二次元集体大部分时候

1391
01:01:49,100 --> 01:01:49,800
是无意识

1392
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:52,100
那倒也是吧所以还是很难啊

1393
01:01:52,566 --> 01:01:54,199
我父皇风情万种

1394
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:56,600
我是美少女萝莉也很合理吧

1395
01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:57,466
你们这个

1396
01:01:57,800 --> 01:02:00,100
你们这个朝代也太现代化了吧

1397
01:02:00,100 --> 01:02:02,766
女皇跟女太子是吧我不好说哎

1398
01:02:03,333 --> 01:02:04,966
你父皇是什么

1399
01:02:04,966 --> 01:02:07,133
真不熟来了切割了是吧

1400
01:02:07,266 --> 01:02:08,999
淹淹我勇士的妻子

1401
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,066
别吧扎脚

1402
01:02:10,066 --> 01:02:12,266
我记得你以前不是这样的

1403
01:02:12,266 --> 01:02:14,166
你以前你以前不是这样的

1404
01:02:14,166 --> 01:02:15,533
你把凯子哥带坏了

1405
01:02:15,533 --> 01:02:17,733
凯子哥也天天在勇士的妻子

1406
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:19,266
腌入味了

1407
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,166
点三七呢

1408
01:02:22,166 --> 01:02:23,899
你跟对象因为动画认识

1409
01:02:23,900 --> 01:02:25,300
那挺不错的呀

1410
01:02:25,466 --> 01:02:27,733
有共同话题不是挺好的吗

1411
01:02:28,500 --> 01:02:29,866
不过主播的这个

1412
01:02:29,866 --> 01:02:32,066
现实生活中聊得来的异性朋友

1413
01:02:32,066 --> 01:02:33,866
好像或多或少都会有一些

1414
01:02:33,900 --> 01:02:35,966
ACGN方面的爱好呀

1415
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:39,100
我在这边熟悉的唯一一个男生就是

1416
01:02:39,100 --> 01:02:41,133
如果你搬家帮不动东西

1417
01:02:41,133 --> 01:02:43,999
可以可以通过这个请他吃饭

1418
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:44,766
或者说

1419
01:02:44,766 --> 01:02:47,366
这个这个给他发发红包这种方式

1420
01:02:47,366 --> 01:02:48,799
然后让他来帮一下

1421
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:49,600
这人

1422
01:02:50,066 --> 01:02:52,966
就喜欢小绿毛他喜欢海之内密克

1423
01:02:53,300 --> 01:02:55,333
就现在现实生活中的社交

1424
01:02:55,333 --> 01:02:56,866
如果人家不沾点二次元

1425
01:02:56,866 --> 01:02:58,899
我都不知道怎么跟他说话了

1426
01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:01,500
感觉主播除了爱出来之外

1427
01:03:01,500 --> 01:03:02,733
别的地方很老土啊

1428
01:03:02,733 --> 01:03:04,299
大家一起刷刷抖音呐

1429
01:03:04,300 --> 01:03:04,900
聊聊什么

1430
01:03:04,900 --> 01:03:06,766
集美双q我真的会谢

1431
01:03:06,866 --> 01:03:08,366
最近新出的化妆品

1432
01:03:08,366 --> 01:03:10,566
什么你你知道哪个牌子的衣服

1433
01:03:10,733 --> 01:03:14,366
时装秀20227那个夏2022秋的新款吗

1434
01:03:14,366 --> 01:03:17,133
我什么都不知道然后一问开车

1435
01:03:17,133 --> 01:03:18,399
开车也不会开

1436
01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:19,366
然后这个这个

1437
01:03:19,366 --> 01:03:22,266
人家聊这些东西我也不不明白

1438
01:03:22,366 --> 01:03:23,799
就只能聊二次元

1439
01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:25,200
烂了烂完了

1440
01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:27,600
想要娶你爹

1441
01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:29,000
先问问你大宝剑

1442
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:30,900
来来来燕子我给你上剑

1443
01:03:30,900 --> 01:03:32,066
能帮我找女朋友吗

1444
01:03:32,066 --> 01:03:33,066
女朋友不行女朋友

1445
01:03:33,066 --> 01:03:35,766
太难了女朋友这个资源太稀缺了

1446
01:03:35,766 --> 01:03:37,166
可以给你找男朋友啊

1447
01:03:37,366 --> 01:03:39,933
那个幸运的家伙上辈子拯救了世界

1448
01:03:39,933 --> 01:03:41,066
都来了是吧

1449
01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:44,200
可以把他介绍给我吗

1450
01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:45,100
你搞的像你

1451
01:03:45,100 --> 01:03:47,200
在网络上不提二次元就能说话

1452
01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:48,100
那都一样的吧

1453
01:03:48,100 --> 01:03:50,733
网友的话可以网友对吧

1454
01:03:50,733 --> 01:03:52,133
能跟我成为网友的人

1455
01:03:52,133 --> 01:03:53,899
多多少少都沾点二次元吧

1456
01:03:53,900 --> 01:03:54,700
不可能有

1457
01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:56,366
一点都不了解二次元的人

1458
01:03:56,366 --> 01:03:58,099
然后来跟我成为网友吧

1459
01:03:58,266 --> 01:04:01,166
对吧你可以把布丁还给我了吗

1460
01:04:01,900 --> 01:04:04,533
对男朋友进店长群包分配啊

1461
01:04:06,566 --> 01:04:07,866
主播是二次元

1462
01:04:07,866 --> 01:04:09,299
我去退一个款

1463
01:04:09,466 --> 01:04:10,366
我可以不是啊

1464
01:04:10,366 --> 01:04:13,399
我特别现充要不然我带大家开抖吧

1465
01:04:13,533 --> 01:04:14,499
特别现充啊

1466
01:04:14,500 --> 01:04:18,000
带大家看看那个那个最新最潮的抖音

1467
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:18,866
欢迎月将

1468
01:04:19,666 --> 01:04:21,066
动漫大厦毕

1469
01:04:23,066 --> 01:04:25,866
你们不会把我这几个这几个剪出来

1470
01:04:25,866 --> 01:04:26,999
然后奖励自己吧

1471
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:29,533
然后到时候今天下播之后就出现了

1472
01:04:29,533 --> 01:04:30,499
主播那个

1473
01:04:30,766 --> 01:04:34,333
动漫大厦币的这个5分钟纯小录音啊

1474
01:04:34,333 --> 01:04:35,333
5分钟够不够长

1475
01:04:35,333 --> 01:04:37,533
要不然8分钟吧他再往长点

1476
01:04:37,766 --> 01:04:40,366
反转的我是二次元看不得现充

1477
01:04:40,366 --> 01:04:41,333
退款了

1478
01:04:43,100 --> 01:04:45,466
我和我和父皇一起死啊

1479
01:04:45,466 --> 01:04:46,499
这下属于是什么

1480
01:04:46,500 --> 01:04:49,266
皇妃陪葬陪葬入皇陵了

1481
01:04:49,900 --> 01:04:53,066
太子太子这个谋权篡位

1482
01:04:53,300 --> 01:04:54,933
等不了这个龙位

1483
01:04:55,933 --> 01:04:57,766
自然更替的一天

1484
01:04:58,600 --> 01:05:03,100
居然把皇后跟皇上一起送入皇陵

1485
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:06,300
利用自己未成年的身份

1486
01:05:07,366 --> 01:05:08,799
执导国家

1487
01:05:09,500 --> 01:05:10,866
太痛苦了

1488
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:12,100
欢迎肖林

1489
01:05:12,466 --> 01:05:14,166
可以多看俊明王子吗

1490
01:05:14,166 --> 01:05:14,799
太丑了

1491
01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:16,900
你什么时候把俊明王子给我约出来呀

1492
01:05:16,900 --> 01:05:19,366
这样我们也拥有自己的俊明王子了

1493
01:05:19,666 --> 01:05:22,333
这下这下我们也有自己的俊明王子了

1494
01:05:22,333 --> 01:05:25,266
就不需要看别人的俊明王子了是吧

1495
01:05:25,666 --> 01:05:26,733
主播还没加我

1496
01:05:26,733 --> 01:05:28,666
看来主播不想要我的52

1497
01:05:28,666 --> 01:05:29,966
主播不收不收

1498
01:05:29,966 --> 01:05:31,099
私下的转账的

1499
01:05:31,100 --> 01:05:33,300
不管是在群里面指明的红包

1500
01:05:33,300 --> 01:05:36,100
还是私下这个给我发红包也好

1501
01:05:36,100 --> 01:05:37,800
扫我的码也好之类的

1502
01:05:37,866 --> 01:05:39,866
主播因为职业的原因

1503
01:05:39,866 --> 01:05:41,466
因为职业道德的原因呢

1504
01:05:41,466 --> 01:05:42,666
不能违背这种

1505
01:05:42,666 --> 01:05:44,466
虽然我不知道是谁规定的

1506
01:05:44,466 --> 01:05:45,666
但是好像有规定的

1507
01:05:45,666 --> 01:05:46,699
这种规定啊

1508
01:05:46,866 --> 01:05:48,733
就希望理解

1509
01:05:48,733 --> 01:05:49,533
阿力感动

1510
01:05:50,866 --> 01:05:53,299
自用切片播放量爆表

1511
01:05:53,800 --> 01:05:55,266
走向共和都来了

1512
01:05:55,266 --> 01:05:57,299
我不好说咋就皇陵了

1513
01:05:57,333 --> 01:05:59,966
他是太子他的父皇是父皇

1514
01:05:59,966 --> 01:06:04,099
我我我和小可是互相舔过袜子的关系

1515
01:06:04,100 --> 01:06:06,166
我难道不是小可的皇妃吗

1516
01:06:06,466 --> 01:06:08,866
那难道那那不就是皇陵吗

1517
01:06:09,500 --> 01:06:10,966
主播可以微我50吗

1518
01:06:10,966 --> 01:06:11,733
那不行啊

1519
01:06:11,733 --> 01:06:12,366
那不可以

1520
01:06:12,366 --> 01:06:13,566
主播看看你的码

1521
01:06:13,566 --> 01:06:14,666
主播有码的

1522
01:06:14,666 --> 01:06:15,699
主播不用给你看

1523
01:06:15,700 --> 01:06:16,600
主播有码

1524
01:06:17,533 --> 01:06:18,966
主播不接受全内搭

1525
01:06:18,966 --> 01:06:19,766
商业

1526
01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:22,666
收红包就是什么养小男友的

1527
01:06:22,666 --> 01:06:23,466
哎

1528
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:25,600
想的挺美

1529
01:06:27,066 --> 01:06:27,933
舔袜子是吧

1530
01:06:27,933 --> 01:06:29,933
有的我有视频违章

1531
01:06:30,366 --> 01:06:31,899
早上好沐辰

1532
01:06:32,600 --> 01:06:34,733
不是我有视频为证的

1533
01:06:34,733 --> 01:06:36,466
你们要逼我放出来吗

1534
01:06:36,466 --> 01:06:37,366
这不好吧

1535
01:06:37,533 --> 01:06:40,933
带着主播口水的茶包能当总督礼物吗

1536
01:06:40,933 --> 01:06:43,733
也也不是不行了你还没舔到呢

1537
01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:45,966
排队排后面去

1538
01:06:45,966 --> 01:06:47,499
主播有幸没优势啊

1539
01:06:47,500 --> 01:06:49,866
既然排在主播的后面嗯

1540
01:06:51,966 --> 01:06:53,766
舔过袜子袜子

1541
01:06:53,766 --> 01:06:57,299
什么袜子袜子袜子排后面去

1542
01:06:57,600 --> 01:07:00,766
对可宝要舔我的袜子我特别不好意思

1543
01:07:00,766 --> 01:07:02,566
但是他太主动了嘿嘿

1544
01:07:04,900 --> 01:07:05,700
嘿

1545
01:07:05,966 --> 01:07:08,166
一想到这天开心的经历

1546
01:07:08,166 --> 01:07:10,733
主播就激动的流下了口水

1547
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:12,800
啊

1548
01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:17,100
呃呃没没没有没有是是真的是真的

1549
01:07:17,533 --> 01:07:18,899
没有主播你不会

1550
01:07:19,066 --> 01:07:21,999
当你发现腹部也有些事

1551
01:07:25,866 --> 01:07:29,666
谢谢姐我愿称之为直播间最绝捧人

1552
01:07:29,933 --> 01:07:30,899
最绝捧人

1553
01:07:31,066 --> 01:07:32,333
太太绝了

1554
01:07:34,300 --> 01:07:36,700
明天就给你切出来大吵特吵

1555
01:07:36,700 --> 01:07:37,766
别吵呀别吵

1556
01:07:37,766 --> 01:07:38,599
我不是要蹭

1557
01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:41,800
我只是表明一下我只是表明一下这个

1558
01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:43,966
这个别别别

1559
01:07:43,966 --> 01:07:47,199
你不是平时的原因没有了就有的时候

1560
01:07:47,300 --> 01:07:49,600
就只要不往我自己身上开

1561
01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:50,400
就是

1562
01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:53,466
对于我本人的一个形象的侵犯的话

1563
01:07:53,466 --> 01:07:55,666
其实我还是挺能开黄腔的

1564
01:07:55,700 --> 01:07:57,600
为什么平常在直播里面不开

1565
01:07:57,600 --> 01:07:58,400
第一是因为

1566
01:07:58,466 --> 01:08:00,866
大家不希望大家觉得我是一个热水器

1567
01:08:00,866 --> 01:08:01,599
营业的病啊

1568
01:08:01,600 --> 01:08:04,300
第二是我可以开一些就

1569
01:08:04,966 --> 01:08:06,366
目光在第三方

1570
01:08:06,366 --> 01:08:07,933
或者说就说一些

1571
01:08:08,300 --> 01:08:10,000
重点不在我自己身上的话

1572
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:11,166
但是你要开到我自己身上

1573
01:08:11,166 --> 01:08:14,533
我可能会不太不太舒服吧对

1574
01:08:16,100 --> 01:08:17,400
我老双比较顺眼

1575
01:08:17,400 --> 01:08:19,800
所以平常我都不会暴露这么直言

1576
01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:21,800
的一面跟你们互动的

1577
01:08:21,900 --> 01:08:23,466
现在是不是有点太直言

1578
01:08:23,466 --> 01:08:25,099
你是不是有点接受不了

1579
01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:27,500
这不甩锅吗

1580
01:08:27,500 --> 01:08:29,500
才不是甩锅呢

1581
01:08:29,900 --> 01:08:31,300
主播可以开我吗

1582
01:08:31,300 --> 01:08:32,000
啊应该走

1583
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:35,900
你回去跟这个天下自己去搓火星啊

1584
01:08:35,900 --> 01:08:38,866
不要那个什么我没有必要没有必要

1585
01:08:39,066 --> 01:08:39,999
真是的

1586
01:08:41,300 --> 01:08:43,400
主播你和以前不一样了

1587
01:08:43,400 --> 01:08:44,900
以前我是什么样的

1588
01:08:44,900 --> 01:08:46,466
现在我是什么样的

1589
01:08:47,066 --> 01:08:50,333
you left me in the worst way i'm the first多来点

1590
01:08:50,333 --> 01:08:51,399
就喜欢看这种

1591
01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:52,600
不行啊不行啊

1592
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:56,066
预先使其灭亡必先使其疯狂

1593
01:08:56,066 --> 01:08:58,199
我我不能完全按照这个

1594
01:08:58,266 --> 01:09:00,099
大家喜欢的东西去看的

1595
01:09:00,100 --> 01:09:01,700
那万一我什么都满足了

1596
01:09:01,700 --> 01:09:02,200
大家

1597
01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:04,966
下一步就让我不要再哔哩哔哩直

1598
01:09:04,966 --> 01:09:07,533
播了下一步就要我去那个哪直播了

1599
01:09:07,533 --> 01:09:09,366
就要去黄黑网站直播了

1600
01:09:09,533 --> 01:09:10,733
那也太吓人了

1601
01:09:10,766 --> 01:09:13,166
什么叫他人不信甜如蜜呀

1602
01:09:13,166 --> 01:09:15,866
主播听的好像什么灾祸巫女一样

1603
01:09:15,866 --> 01:09:16,799
才不是呢

1604
01:09:17,300 --> 01:09:18,800
大伙都知道我是基因

1605
01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:20,900
但是你们也知道我的温柔吧

1606
01:09:20,966 --> 01:09:22,599
我为了不让大家对吧

1607
01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:23,866
你知道我是基因

1608
01:09:23,866 --> 01:09:25,133
我也知道我是基因

1609
01:09:25,133 --> 01:09:26,999
但是平常表现的那么

1610
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:28,866
正经就是因为不希望大家

1611
01:09:28,933 --> 01:09:30,399
对对我有什么呃

1612
01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:31,566
非分之想啊

1613
01:09:31,566 --> 01:09:34,666
对吧哈哈哈演的太累了

1614
01:09:34,666 --> 01:09:36,066
这就像是什么对吧

1615
01:09:36,066 --> 01:09:38,099
借用一下这个摇光的梗

1616
01:09:38,966 --> 01:09:42,066
你也知道你爸爸妈妈呃有那个

1617
01:09:42,133 --> 01:09:43,099
夜间生活

1618
01:09:43,100 --> 01:09:45,466
你爸爸妈妈也知道自己有夜间生活

1619
01:09:45,466 --> 01:09:47,066
要不然怎么造出来你呢

1620
01:09:47,066 --> 01:09:48,166
但是你们三个人

1621
01:09:48,166 --> 01:09:50,366
彼此还要装作不知道的样子

1622
01:09:50,533 --> 01:09:51,333
这小的时候

1623
01:09:51,333 --> 01:09:53,499
你问爸爸妈妈你是哪里来的爸爸妈妈

1624
01:09:53,500 --> 01:09:54,100
一定

1625
01:09:54,100 --> 01:09:57,100
50%的爸爸妈妈说你是垃圾桶捡来的

1626
01:09:57,100 --> 01:10:00,533
50%的爸爸妈妈说你是充话费送的对吧

1627
01:10:00,733 --> 01:10:03,399
他们肯定不能摆在明面上来说

1628
01:10:03,400 --> 01:10:05,100
天知地知你知我知

1629
01:10:05,100 --> 01:10:07,533
唯独不能这个宣之于口啊

1630
01:10:07,533 --> 01:10:10,099
这就是我们之间的默契啊

1631
01:10:10,100 --> 01:10:13,066
就是嫣然人是我爹我又是嫣然人的爹

1632
01:10:13,066 --> 01:10:13,866
我们的关系

1633
01:10:13,866 --> 01:10:15,999
何尝不像一个家庭里的爸爸妈妈

1634
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:18,133
一样的这都是一样的对

1635
01:10:18,766 --> 01:10:19,733
没什么差别

1636
01:10:19,733 --> 01:10:20,666
晚安小林

1637
01:10:20,700 --> 01:10:21,566
哎呀思密

1638
01:10:21,733 --> 01:10:22,966
没人这么说呀

1639
01:10:22,966 --> 01:10:24,933
你哪来的那么详细的计划

1640
01:10:24,933 --> 01:10:27,666
你在群里的基因语录都能排一列

1641
01:10:28,466 --> 01:10:29,266
不不不不不

1642
01:10:29,266 --> 01:10:32,399
大家大家要要把工作跟生活分开呀

1643
01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:35,366
在群里面水群的是不在工作状态的

1644
01:10:35,366 --> 01:10:36,133
米呀咪呀

1645
01:10:36,133 --> 01:10:37,366
就像你下班了

1646
01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:39,466
你蹦迪的时候会穿西装吗

1647
01:10:39,466 --> 01:10:41,199
你不会呀只是我选择这个

1648
01:10:41,200 --> 01:10:43,733
下班之后跟同事一起蹦迪对吧

1649
01:10:43,733 --> 01:10:45,199
跟甲方一起蹦迪

1650
01:10:45,366 --> 01:10:46,799
那这个在职场

1651
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:48,966
就要有职场的这个这个规则

1652
01:10:48,966 --> 01:10:51,399
跟职场的这个这个礼貌啊

1653
01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:54,333
所以群里的既然发言跟我不一样

1654
01:10:54,333 --> 01:10:57,333
因为人没法两次踏入同一条河流

1655
01:10:57,333 --> 01:10:59,866
所以以前上一秒发言的我

1656
01:10:59,866 --> 01:11:02,166
不代表这一秒发言的我对

1657
01:11:03,666 --> 01:11:05,899
主播要切割先切割自己吧

1658
01:11:05,900 --> 01:11:07,466
好支持啊支持

1659
01:11:07,466 --> 01:11:09,733
不愧是玩什么第五人格的主播

1660
01:11:09,733 --> 01:11:12,399
出身的这个人格一直都很分裂呀

1661
01:11:12,400 --> 01:11:15,933
哈哈哈一只小猫叼来的

1662
01:11:15,933 --> 01:11:18,733
真的吗那得多大的猫才能叼的动我

1663
01:11:18,733 --> 01:11:20,333
这么大尾巴的猫猫呀

1664
01:11:21,966 --> 01:11:24,899
你跟妈妈说小姨肚子上有疤都来了

1665
01:11:24,900 --> 01:11:25,900
你是米燕咪啊

1666
01:11:25,900 --> 01:11:30,066
叼来着咬着你的后劲把你叼到了2289

1667
01:11:30,066 --> 01:11:32,533
哈哈哈好可爱呀

1668
01:11:32,700 --> 01:11:34,900
正经是工作戒烟是生活

1669
01:11:34,900 --> 01:11:35,933
那是这样的

1670
01:11:35,933 --> 01:11:36,966
没错没错

1671
01:11:37,566 --> 01:11:38,766
肥猫叼不动你

1672
01:11:38,766 --> 01:11:40,799
你太重的话我叼不动你

1673
01:11:40,933 --> 01:11:42,999
之前去垃圾堆捡你的时候嚼

1674
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:45,066
嘿嘿我爸都来了巴

1675
01:11:45,066 --> 01:11:46,066
海运营啊

1676
01:11:46,066 --> 01:11:47,099
那会说话

1677
01:11:47,100 --> 01:11:48,200
那就还好吧

1678
01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:48,933
主播

1679
01:11:48,933 --> 01:11:51,533
既不会唱歌也不会跳舞更不会打游戏

1680
01:11:51,533 --> 01:11:52,999
嘴皮子再不利索点

1681
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:55,266
主播就不用当直播了对吧

1682
01:11:55,566 --> 01:11:57,099
一技之长啥也没有

1683
01:11:57,100 --> 01:11:58,366
那我还播啥呀

1684
01:11:59,366 --> 01:12:02,166
等着大家在直播间坐着给我喂饭是吧

1685
01:12:02,166 --> 01:12:04,099
什么什么什么患者

1686
01:12:04,966 --> 01:12:06,933
可以跟男运营计件吗

1687
01:12:06,933 --> 01:12:08,699
你们每次质疑我是男运的时候

1688
01:12:08,700 --> 01:12:09,866
我都会发一条语音

1689
01:12:09,866 --> 01:12:10,999
你们没发现吗

1690
01:12:11,266 --> 01:12:12,899
当然这个东西告诉你们之后

1691
01:12:12,900 --> 01:12:14,900
我就不会再因为这件事发语音了呀

1692
01:12:14,900 --> 01:12:16,666
因为你们这样的话就会

1693
01:12:16,666 --> 01:12:18,899
24小时的在群里面艾特我

1694
01:12:18,900 --> 01:12:20,200
然后喊我是男运营

1695
01:12:20,200 --> 01:12:21,666
就希望你听我多说话

1696
01:12:21,666 --> 01:12:23,299
我知道大家都很该吃

1697
01:12:23,466 --> 01:12:24,733
我这样会累死的

1698
01:12:24,733 --> 01:12:27,699
为了可持续发展可持续压榨呀对吧

1699
01:12:27,733 --> 01:12:29,899
为了你们不被挂在路灯上

1700
01:12:29,900 --> 01:12:32,733
主播不能不能去答应这样的一个要求

1701
01:12:32,766 --> 01:12:36,599
过度开采资源必经必将走走向灭亡啊

1702
01:12:38,300 --> 01:12:41,266
反转的水纯的是米烟直播的是我

1703
01:12:41,266 --> 01:12:42,333
可以可以可以可以

1704
01:12:42,333 --> 01:12:44,299
直播间给你我正好下班了

1705
01:12:44,300 --> 01:12:47,133
太棒了简直就是一条龙服务

1706
01:12:47,133 --> 01:12:48,466
你被一条龙服务我们

1707
01:12:48,466 --> 01:12:49,866
我被一条龙俘虏过呀

1708
01:12:49,866 --> 01:12:52,566
这个姚光就是我们直播间的盖世真龙

1709
01:12:52,666 --> 01:12:55,366
不但上总督还帮主播上班

1710
01:12:55,366 --> 01:12:58,766
简直就是付费上班的第一人

1711
01:12:59,100 --> 01:13:01,466
让我联想到了一些这个这个

1712
01:13:01,466 --> 01:13:02,666
什么四四大

1713
01:13:02,666 --> 01:13:04,733
那个什么事务所

1714
01:13:04,866 --> 01:13:06,733
就那个普华永道之类的

1715
01:13:06,733 --> 01:13:08,333
每年总有一些

1716
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:11,866
缺乏这个实习经历的应届生啊

1717
01:13:11,866 --> 01:13:15,133
花两三万买一个无心打工的机会啊

1718
01:13:15,133 --> 01:13:17,566
跟带薪工作带薪实习不对

1719
01:13:17,666 --> 01:13:20,199
付费实习没什么差别啊这个

1720
01:13:20,333 --> 01:13:23,099
只不过姚光是在我们2289付费实习

1721
01:13:23,100 --> 01:13:24,400
真的令人感动

1722
01:13:24,800 --> 01:13:28,300
说明我们我们要成为国际大厂了

1723
01:13:28,933 --> 01:13:30,666
你又想起来小浣熊手掌

1724
01:13:30,666 --> 01:13:32,566
小浣熊手掌就是很可爱呀

1725
01:13:33,466 --> 01:13:36,333
都是假的鱼里面是冰红茶

1726
01:13:37,266 --> 01:13:39,099
真的吗大胆主播

1727
01:13:39,100 --> 01:13:41,766
怎么能说出如此大逆不道的话

1728
01:13:41,766 --> 01:13:43,766
太子就是真龙了啊

1729
01:13:43,766 --> 01:13:44,766
不不不不不

1730
01:13:44,766 --> 01:13:48,299
这个这个这个这个这个未来的真龙啊

1731
01:13:48,300 --> 01:13:49,333
未来的真龙啊

1732
01:13:49,333 --> 01:13:50,166
没有没有没有

1733
01:13:50,166 --> 01:13:52,266
主播没有要谋权篡位的意思啊

1734
01:13:52,366 --> 01:13:54,133
头上的布丁嫩丝滑

1735
01:13:54,133 --> 01:13:55,933
那是因为他是挂件了

1736
01:13:57,100 --> 01:13:59,166
我当时还真是付费上班

1737
01:13:59,166 --> 01:14:00,366
真付费上班啊

1738
01:14:00,366 --> 01:14:01,266
大家能不能

1739
01:14:01,400 --> 01:14:02,533
给我解说一下

1740
01:14:02,533 --> 01:14:04,966
这个付费上班到底是为了啥

1741
01:14:04,966 --> 01:14:06,399
就是一段实习经历

1742
01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:10,400
值得去拿两三万人民币然后来换吗

1743
01:14:11,533 --> 01:14:12,199
实在不行的话

1744
01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:14,400
主播也去付费找个班上吧

1745
01:14:14,900 --> 01:14:18,700
太后鼓动我发动宫变怎么办呢

1746
01:14:19,933 --> 01:14:20,899
啊不不不不

1747
01:14:20,900 --> 01:14:23,366
可不能这么这么这么这么说呀

1748
01:14:23,533 --> 01:14:26,166
可不能这么说我可不是太后啊

1749
01:14:27,266 --> 01:14:29,599
那我不成了小可的妈妈了吗

1750
01:14:29,600 --> 01:14:30,566
那不对劲啊

1751
01:14:30,566 --> 01:14:31,599
那不行那不行

1752
01:14:32,900 --> 01:14:35,133
你可不能把我往火坑里推呀

1753
01:14:35,133 --> 01:14:35,933
妖怪

1754
01:14:36,666 --> 01:14:39,099
主播主播正在正在辅佐你

1755
01:14:39,100 --> 01:14:41,100
你却把主播往火坑里推

1756
01:14:41,866 --> 01:14:44,366
满城金坛黄金甲都来了

1757
01:14:44,466 --> 01:14:46,166
几点了 1点钟

1758
01:14:46,333 --> 01:14:48,766
如果你直播间都是iOS的船

1759
01:14:48,766 --> 01:14:50,599
那还真是付钱上班

1760
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:51,666
还真是啊

1761
01:14:51,666 --> 01:14:54,099
有的时候就你们抽紫金宝盒

1762
01:14:54,100 --> 01:14:56,933
然后没事就抽出来一点那个那个什么

1763
01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:57,966
没事就抽出来

1764
01:14:57,966 --> 01:15:00,899
出来点冰可乐没事就抽出来点冰可乐

1765
01:15:00,966 --> 01:15:02,966
有的时候你们单点冰可乐

1766
01:15:02,966 --> 01:15:04,533
我还真走付费上班

1767
01:15:04,666 --> 01:15:06,266
垂帘听政是吧明天

1768
01:15:06,266 --> 01:15:09,299
我怕我这个主播叫亲爸爸哈哈哈

1769
01:15:11,566 --> 01:15:14,666
不是亲爸爸这个称号好像称呼太监的

1770
01:15:14,666 --> 01:15:15,666
不得不说

1771
01:15:16,100 --> 01:15:17,466
你去什么

1772
01:15:17,900 --> 01:15:20,333
你去天明有二2,500家

1773
01:15:20,333 --> 01:15:21,699
你不需要付钱上班

1774
01:15:21,700 --> 01:15:23,700
不是的主要是为了写简历吗

1775
01:15:23,733 --> 01:15:25,366
谢谢沈毅的彩虹甜筒

1776
01:15:25,366 --> 01:15:26,699
好的你爱离开的

1777
01:15:26,766 --> 01:15:27,566
晚安花生

1778
01:15:27,566 --> 01:15:28,899
你怎么这个时间睡觉啊

1779
01:15:28,900 --> 01:15:32,200
这什么什么什么清黄不接的时间

1780
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:35,000
是光绪征服慈禧的

1781
01:15:35,733 --> 01:15:37,299
我垂帘听政是吧

1782
01:15:37,300 --> 01:15:40,866
我把我我我我可我可不敢我可不敢

1783
01:15:40,866 --> 01:15:42,099
我跟那个那个

1784
01:15:42,100 --> 01:15:42,966
我跟我跟

1785
01:15:42,966 --> 01:15:45,933
我跟可宝那个什么琴瑟和鸣啊这个

1786
01:15:46,100 --> 01:15:47,400
举案齐眉

1787
01:15:47,966 --> 01:15:49,299
抗力情深

1788
01:15:51,166 --> 01:15:53,199
这个我我始终没有爱心的

1789
01:15:53,200 --> 01:15:55,066
你可不能这样这样去污蔑人家

1790
01:15:55,066 --> 01:15:55,866
欢迎三木

1791
01:15:57,866 --> 01:15:59,133
晚安化车

1792
01:15:59,133 --> 01:15:59,733
我也是

1793
01:15:59,733 --> 01:16:02,733
命运主要不是为了写那个什么吗

1794
01:16:02,733 --> 01:16:05,533
我大焉自有国情在此是吧

1795
01:16:05,533 --> 01:16:06,333
什么什么

1796
01:16:07,200 --> 01:16:09,800
米呀米啊这个这个的道路啊

1797
01:16:10,266 --> 01:16:11,866
午觉不都这点吗

1798
01:16:11,866 --> 01:16:13,733
那我跟你说晚安还是午安呢

1799
01:16:13,733 --> 01:16:14,999
午安午安午安

1800
01:16:15,133 --> 01:16:18,166
嗯午安呀欧耶斯密

1801
01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:21,933
don't let you down

1802
01:16:22,966 --> 01:16:25,366
don't let you down

1803
01:16:27,100 --> 01:16:28,866
don't let you down

1804
01:16:30,900 --> 01:16:32,533
又改国号为焉了

1805
01:16:32,533 --> 01:16:33,933
这不是在我直播间吗

1806
01:16:33,933 --> 01:16:36,133
可以爽一下到这个什么时候

1807
01:16:37,133 --> 01:16:37,666
不知道

1808
01:16:37,666 --> 01:16:41,199
那天主播在这个这个可宝直播间

1809
01:16:41,300 --> 01:16:42,500
光速华贵

1810
01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:44,000
然后姚光在不在我的

1811
01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:46,533
因为人都在背后痛骂我没出息

1812
01:16:47,766 --> 01:16:51,066
主播在直播间狠狠的摁摁滑呀摁溃

1813
01:16:52,400 --> 01:16:54,766
什么欲望加速你听出来了

1814
01:16:54,766 --> 01:16:56,266
我已经把它切掉了

1815
01:16:56,333 --> 01:16:57,333
能点歌吗

1816
01:16:57,333 --> 01:16:58,499
今天暂时不点了

1817
01:16:58,500 --> 01:17:01,300
因为本来状态就不是不是特别好

1818
01:17:01,300 --> 01:17:02,700
本来状态就一般般嘛

1819
01:17:02,700 --> 01:17:05,766
然后再点歌的话可能会出问题啊

1820
01:17:05,766 --> 01:17:07,699
对啊我们是不是结算了呀

1821
01:17:07,933 --> 01:17:09,066
我们什么时候结算了

1822
01:17:09,066 --> 01:17:12,399
刚才是不是说话太太那个太太

1823
01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:14,366
太投入了

1824
01:17:15,766 --> 01:17:17,799
我们刚才的热门榜是什么样的

1825
01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:18,766
快让我看看

1826
01:17:18,766 --> 01:17:21,599
bring me a little closer tell you it's okay

1827
01:17:21,600 --> 01:17:25,533
i don't wanna be something you can throw away

1828
01:17:28,366 --> 01:17:31,933
baby take my hand i'll show you the way

1829
01:17:31,933 --> 01:17:35,333
bring me a little closer tell you it's okay

1830
01:17:35,366 --> 01:17:39,133
i don't wanna be something you can throw away

1831
01:17:39,700 --> 01:17:41,766
原来已经早都结算完了

1832
01:17:42,866 --> 01:17:44,333
我还以为那个什么呢

1833
01:17:44,333 --> 01:17:46,533
我还以为我还以为我们是上一场的呢

1834
01:17:46,666 --> 01:17:48,366
搞了半天是上上场的

1835
01:17:48,500 --> 01:17:50,566
上一场上上场是什么排名啊

1836
01:17:50,566 --> 01:17:51,999
我还没没有谢

1837
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:52,766
好像没有谢

1838
01:17:52,766 --> 01:17:53,799
大家是不是太激动了

1839
01:17:53,800 --> 01:17:55,966
没谢完猫猫困了

1840
01:17:55,966 --> 01:17:57,266
我倒是没困吧

1841
01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:00,766
这种需要长时间集中注意力的

1842
01:18:01,566 --> 01:18:03,866
好好说话的这种工作

1843
01:18:04,066 --> 01:18:05,933
一般下播之后要平

1844
01:18:05,933 --> 01:18:08,066
息1个小时左右才能睡着

1845
01:18:09,600 --> 01:18:11,166
baby take my hand

1846
01:18:11,166 --> 01:18:12,999
i'll show you tonight

1847
01:18:13,066 --> 01:18:16,333
bring me little closer to you it's okay

1848
01:18:16,566 --> 01:18:19,966
i don't wanna be something you can thrill me

1849
01:18:19,966 --> 01:18:23,333
i don't wanna be something you can thrill me

1850
01:18:23,333 --> 01:18:24,666
baby take my hand

1851
01:18:24,666 --> 01:18:26,699
i'll show you tonight

1852
01:18:26,733 --> 01:18:28,999
bring me little closer

1853
01:18:29,133 --> 01:18:33,999
it's okay i Don't wanna be something you can throw away

1854
01:18:35,066 --> 01:18:38,599
新电脑来了你有什么想玩的

1855
01:18:38,733 --> 01:18:41,066
我呀我想一想

1856
01:18:41,100 --> 01:18:42,466
我想先玩那个

1857
01:18:42,466 --> 01:18:43,766
就化身大鹅

1858
01:18:43,766 --> 01:18:46,766
破坏其他家的那个种植园的那个游戏

1859
01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:48,800
就那个去人家的那个

1860
01:18:48,800 --> 01:18:51,333
那个那个院子里面摘南瓜什么的

1861
01:18:51,466 --> 01:18:53,333
那个一摇一摆的那个大鹅

1862
01:18:53,333 --> 01:18:54,299
你们看过没

1863
01:18:54,600 --> 01:18:56,066
我就想玩那个

1864
01:18:56,800 --> 01:18:58,300
小燕我在呢

1865
01:18:58,300 --> 01:18:59,366
大鹅好玩的

1866
01:18:59,366 --> 01:19:01,466
对对我一直想玩那个呢

1867
01:19:02,766 --> 01:19:04,999
还有一些比较掉掉

1868
01:19:05,700 --> 01:19:06,500
怎么说

1869
01:19:07,300 --> 01:19:11,300
治疗低血压的游戏吧比如说那种呃

1870
01:19:12,300 --> 01:19:16,000
兔子人之类的线下联动能玩兔子人吗

1871
01:19:16,533 --> 01:19:19,566
鹅我创伤后应激综合症犯了

1872
01:19:19,566 --> 01:19:20,966
大鹅怎么了吗

1873
01:19:21,533 --> 01:19:22,866
嘻嘻怎么了嘛

1874
01:19:23,133 --> 01:19:24,799
现在还有双人模式

1875
01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:29,366
这么好 12点到12点半是总榜榜首哇

1876
01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:33,933
谢谢谢谢妖怪的总督谢谢

1877
01:19:33,933 --> 01:19:35,066
总榜第一呀

1878
01:19:35,066 --> 01:19:36,366
对啊我当然谢过了

1879
01:19:36,366 --> 01:19:40,166
对不起对不起我我脑子一次次烂完了

1880
01:19:40,333 --> 01:19:41,333
真的服了

1881
01:19:41,333 --> 01:19:43,499
你的闺蜜说好了一起运动

1882
01:19:43,500 --> 01:19:44,966
然后他在喝奶茶

1883
01:19:44,966 --> 01:19:46,199
这不挺好的吗

1884
01:19:46,533 --> 01:19:48,399
说明你们是真的闺蜜

1885
01:19:48,533 --> 01:19:50,499
你们要是说好了一起喝奶茶

1886
01:19:50,500 --> 01:19:52,333
然后他偷偷背着你运动

1887
01:19:52,500 --> 01:19:54,700
那那说明友情太塑料了

1888
01:19:54,700 --> 01:19:56,666
他变好的时候不想带着你

1889
01:19:56,800 --> 01:19:59,100
这个一起运动他在喝奶茶

1890
01:19:59,100 --> 01:20:01,166
我觉得这个这这是真朋友啊

1891
01:20:01,166 --> 01:20:02,999
这不挺好的吗嗯

1892
01:20:05,200 --> 01:20:06,400
电脑到了我教你

1893
01:20:06,400 --> 01:20:08,300
亚索我才不要玩撸啊撸呢

1894
01:20:08,333 --> 01:20:11,566
主播该睡了再播一会吧再播一会吧

1895
01:20:11,566 --> 01:20:13,799
今天太高兴了好像在做梦一样

1896
01:20:13,800 --> 01:20:14,900
怕等会睡着了

1897
01:20:14,900 --> 01:20:17,700
上楼的时候发现就是在做梦

1898
01:20:17,700 --> 01:20:19,333
不行让我多做一会

1899
01:20:19,333 --> 01:20:23,499
哈哈哈让我再做一会这个梦吧嗯

1900
01:20:25,133 --> 01:20:26,533
湖南太折磨了

1901
01:20:26,533 --> 01:20:28,899
我本来刚才也想脱口而出说湖南

1902
01:20:28,900 --> 01:20:30,266
湖南太难了吧

1903
01:20:30,666 --> 01:20:33,566
表面在喝奶茶脚下在那主

1904
01:20:33,566 --> 01:20:34,999
播该醒了啊

1905
01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:36,366
那你弹我脑瓜崩

1906
01:20:36,366 --> 01:20:38,599
咚咚咚啊哎哎好痛

1907
01:20:38,600 --> 01:20:40,766
一旦呦哈哈

1908
01:20:43,666 --> 01:20:46,366
大呦喝完奶茶还在吃薯片

1909
01:20:46,366 --> 01:20:49,599
让他少吃点或者你吃完了之后就就

1910
01:20:49,933 --> 01:20:52,733
你把他抢过来你把他都吃掉就好了

1911
01:20:52,733 --> 01:20:54,599
这样他就没东西能吃了

1912
01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:55,600
怎么样

1913
01:20:56,333 --> 01:20:57,999
你把他抢过来都吃掉

1914
01:20:58,966 --> 01:21:01,599
啊啊咪呀咪呀

1915
01:21:02,933 --> 01:21:04,799
米亚米亚维卡

1916
01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:07,600
醒醒醒醒哇

1917
01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:12,900
猫猫敢玩恐怖游戏吗

1918
01:21:12,900 --> 01:21:15,733
深夜直播的话果然还是恐怖游戏吧

1919
01:21:15,866 --> 01:21:18,099
我不敢我会怕

1920
01:21:18,700 --> 01:21:19,766
我会怕的

1921
01:21:21,166 --> 01:21:22,533
一呆呦

1922
01:21:23,166 --> 01:21:25,599
哥们给你个脑瓜蹦很痛的

1923
01:21:25,600 --> 01:21:26,600
欢迎好人

1924
01:21:26,766 --> 01:21:29,099
哎怎么这个时间能看到好人呢

1925
01:21:29,266 --> 01:21:31,099
我熬夜直播你也熬夜

1926
01:21:31,100 --> 01:21:31,866
弟弟是吧

1927
01:21:31,866 --> 01:21:33,566
这下双向奔赴了

1928
01:21:33,733 --> 01:21:35,766
你用宝石扎了我的手

1929
01:21:35,766 --> 01:21:36,799
很痛的

1930
01:21:37,666 --> 01:21:39,266
我是晚上好

1931
01:21:39,266 --> 01:21:40,333
晚上好呀

1932
01:21:40,500 --> 01:21:42,300
那算了我会害怕

1933
01:21:43,800 --> 01:21:47,133
主要是我一害怕因为人都嘲笑我

1934
01:21:47,133 --> 01:21:48,499
你们也不保护我

1935
01:21:48,500 --> 01:21:50,266
都坐在我的后面

1936
01:21:51,166 --> 01:21:51,999
笨蛋

1937
01:21:54,766 --> 01:21:55,899
欺负女孩子

1938
01:21:58,600 --> 01:22:02,366
你在做仰卧起坐他坐在你脚上吃零食

1939
01:22:02,600 --> 01:22:03,666
这有点过分了

1940
01:22:03,666 --> 01:22:05,333
正在杀人中心了

1941
01:22:05,766 --> 01:22:06,733
欢迎茄子

1942
01:22:07,166 --> 01:22:09,966
感觉这个有点多少有点杀人诛心了

1943
01:22:10,133 --> 01:22:14,066
烟烟人可以让主播保护等到时候对吧

1944
01:22:14,333 --> 01:22:16,766
到时候那个主播害怕了

1945
01:22:16,766 --> 01:22:18,966
主播就攥着大尾巴飞走了

1946
01:22:19,100 --> 01:22:22,800
留下烟烟人在原地跟鬼大眼瞪小眼

1947
01:22:23,933 --> 01:22:26,066
超级不负责任的坏主播

1948
01:22:27,266 --> 01:22:28,999
燕子别怕我也怕

1949
01:22:32,366 --> 01:22:34,733
啊什么意思

1950
01:22:36,366 --> 01:22:38,999
什么叫椰子别怕我也怕呀

1951
01:22:40,400 --> 01:22:42,566
主播还有后备隐藏能源的

1952
01:22:42,566 --> 01:22:45,399
还能还能还能带着爷爷人一起走啊

1953
01:22:45,400 --> 01:22:46,900
但是你们别太重要

1954
01:22:46,900 --> 01:22:48,333
不然主播飞不起来了

1955
01:22:49,733 --> 01:22:51,699
我怕淹淹人吓到鬼

1956
01:22:51,700 --> 01:22:54,533
我也觉得我怕这个这个对吧

1957
01:22:54,700 --> 01:22:57,200
我不害我害怕鬼但是鬼没有伤我

1958
01:22:57,200 --> 01:22:59,400
分好我不怕淹淹人

1959
01:22:59,500 --> 01:23:01,900
但淹淹人却让我遍体鳞伤

1960
01:23:04,933 --> 01:23:06,299
要不要溜怪弹呢怪

1961
01:23:06,300 --> 01:23:07,200
弹我不怕

1962
01:23:07,200 --> 01:23:09,933
因为能过避战审核的一般都

1963
01:23:09,933 --> 01:23:11,199
没什么太大问题

1964
01:23:11,200 --> 01:23:13,066
给你袜子拽掉了

1965
01:23:14,533 --> 01:23:16,933
人家都是趴在我的背上

1966
01:23:16,933 --> 01:23:18,766
只有你揪着我的袜子

1967
01:23:18,766 --> 01:23:20,366
就宁愿死

1968
01:23:20,366 --> 01:23:22,733
也要从我身上扒点原味的东西走

1969
01:23:22,733 --> 01:23:23,533
是吧

1970
01:23:24,700 --> 01:23:27,266
属于是舍生取义的惨淡一番

1971
01:23:29,066 --> 01:23:31,666
尾巴上加座位也不是不行的

1972
01:23:32,066 --> 01:23:33,099
也不是不行

1973
01:23:34,733 --> 01:23:36,566
是不是可以溜面孔了

1974
01:23:36,566 --> 01:23:37,566
不太行李

1975
01:23:38,533 --> 01:23:39,899
不行不行不行不行

1976
01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:43,500
不能有那种特别特别具象的我害怕

1977
01:23:43,566 --> 01:23:44,899
害怕人脸

1978
01:23:45,266 --> 01:23:46,933
扭一下Coco kiss

1979
01:23:46,966 --> 01:23:49,533
又奶奶Coco kiss又奶

1980
01:23:54,800 --> 01:23:55,600
奶

1981
01:23:59,533 --> 01:24:02,933
还真是好久没有看主播怪谈了

1982
01:24:03,300 --> 01:24:04,466
那下次吧

1983
01:24:04,466 --> 01:24:07,666
下次中国晚上加拿大早上的时候

1984
01:24:07,666 --> 01:24:08,733
带着大家看

1985
01:24:08,933 --> 01:24:10,599
上次在什么地方黑天

1986
01:24:10,600 --> 01:24:14,366
我呃呃很抱歉听到这个抱歉抱歉

1987
01:24:15,900 --> 01:24:18,466
有鬼你就拍你的浣熊咬他

1988
01:24:18,600 --> 01:24:20,566
酋长咬他

1989
01:24:21,366 --> 01:24:22,866
就想去咬他

1990
01:24:23,533 --> 01:24:24,899
啊呃

1991
01:24:32,300 --> 01:24:34,066
大家都没脸见主播了

1992
01:24:34,066 --> 01:24:35,466
因为主播害怕人脸

1993
01:24:35,466 --> 01:24:38,066
主播害怕人脸不是很正常的事情吗

1994
01:24:38,166 --> 01:24:39,533
主播不害怕人脸

1995
01:24:39,533 --> 01:24:42,199
怎么怎么当上受恐的呀对吧

1996
01:24:43,900 --> 01:24:45,133
怪带感的

1997
01:24:46,133 --> 01:24:49,266
你就是宝可梦训练大师米耶米亚吧

1998
01:24:49,366 --> 01:24:51,399
出来吧小幻酋长

1999
01:24:51,900 --> 01:24:55,500
这个由小浣熊进化而成的小浣酋长

2000
01:24:55,766 --> 01:24:57,999
拥有这个温柔的拍拍

2001
01:24:58,000 --> 01:25:00,366
跟锋利的爪鸡两种模式

2002
01:25:00,700 --> 01:25:02,466
去吧小浣酋长

2003
01:25:02,666 --> 01:25:03,499
使用

2004
01:25:04,166 --> 01:25:06,499
呃呃主播真的是愤压不堪

2005
01:25:06,500 --> 01:25:08,266
再也不用看你直播了

2006
01:25:08,300 --> 01:25:09,700
精神攻击他

2007
01:25:11,500 --> 01:25:12,666
哈哈哈

2008
01:25:13,866 --> 01:25:15,733
宝可梦训练是好酷

2009
01:25:15,733 --> 01:25:19,099
我也想我玩恐怖游戏都闭着眼睛

2010
01:25:19,100 --> 01:25:20,900
边往前走边骂鬼

2011
01:25:21,166 --> 01:25:22,599
不要激怒他呀对吧

2012
01:25:22,600 --> 01:25:24,866
你要把鬼想成一个犯罪嫌疑人

2013
01:25:24,866 --> 01:25:26,533
他对你抱有恶意对吧

2014
01:25:26,533 --> 01:25:27,466
你夸夸他

2015
01:25:27,466 --> 01:25:29,966
你说他今天流的血真漂亮

2016
01:25:29,966 --> 01:25:31,766
像你嘴上的口红色号

2017
01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:33,566
你说他的表情对吧

2018
01:25:33,566 --> 01:25:35,399
只要再微笑一下就会很上相

2019
01:25:35,400 --> 01:25:37,466
你夸夸他他就不会伤害你了

2020
01:25:37,566 --> 01:25:38,933
你要是骂他的话对吧

2021
01:25:38,933 --> 01:25:40,866
这个容易激怒犯罪嫌疑人啊

2022
01:25:40,866 --> 01:25:43,666
对你的人身安全有一定的危险

2023
01:25:44,800 --> 01:25:45,600
欢迎东一

2024
01:25:52,533 --> 01:25:55,766
你要先平稳犯罪嫌疑人的情绪吗

2025
01:25:56,166 --> 01:25:57,899
为什么女生会知道这些呢

2026
01:25:57,900 --> 01:25:59,733
其实女生也不该知道这些

2027
01:26:00,000 --> 01:26:01,700
就如果说他不是

2028
01:26:01,700 --> 01:26:03,966
就一门心思的奔着杀你来说

2029
01:26:03,966 --> 01:26:06,899
只能说保住青山在不怕没柴烧

2030
01:26:06,966 --> 01:26:07,866
他要干嘛

2031
01:26:07,866 --> 01:26:10,399
你确定没法反抗他你就先配合他吧

2032
01:26:10,400 --> 01:26:13,100
因为活着总比死了强

2033
01:26:15,100 --> 01:26:16,766
初见单推结婚

2034
01:26:16,766 --> 01:26:18,333
呃你排队拿去后面

2035
01:26:18,333 --> 01:26:21,866
排号吧跟鬼使用狂风决息展

2036
01:26:21,866 --> 01:26:23,666
怎么听起来像赛尔号呢

2037
01:26:23,766 --> 01:26:26,599
哈哈跟鬼不会是万福特

2038
01:26:26,900 --> 01:26:28,566
大妹跟跟

2039
01:26:29,200 --> 01:26:32,466
关注米亚米亚跟关注米亚米亚谢谢

2040
01:26:32,466 --> 01:26:33,866
跟阿里嘎逗跟

2041
01:26:37,933 --> 01:26:40,266
我能这样夸夸主播吗

2042
01:26:40,266 --> 01:26:42,199
不行不行不行大妹

2043
01:26:43,533 --> 01:26:45,533
耿鬼真的会10万伏特呀

2044
01:26:45,533 --> 01:26:48,666
耿鬼使用百万啊这简单

2045
01:26:53,566 --> 01:26:54,366
刚刚

2046
01:26:55,866 --> 01:26:57,366
这太简单了

2047
01:26:57,366 --> 01:27:00,666
让主播用点难一点的东西吧哎

2048
01:27:02,333 --> 01:27:03,699
我纠结了2个小时

2049
01:27:03,700 --> 01:27:05,500
还没准备好午餐吃什么

2050
01:27:05,500 --> 01:27:07,066
能吃烤肉拌饭吗

2051
01:27:07,366 --> 01:27:08,866
能不能吃麻辣香锅

2052
01:27:08,866 --> 01:27:10,499
能不能吃烤肉拌饭

2053
01:27:10,700 --> 01:27:11,900
主播来了加拿大

2054
01:27:11,900 --> 01:27:13,366
之后最抑郁的事情就是

2055
01:27:13,366 --> 01:27:15,933
自己喜欢的地摊小吃什么都没有了

2056
01:27:16,100 --> 01:27:18,300
没有街边的烤煎饼果子

2057
01:27:18,300 --> 01:27:20,700
烤冷面一份要卖人民币50

2058
01:27:21,100 --> 01:27:22,166
然后也没有

2059
01:27:22,166 --> 01:27:25,299
没有那个好吃的那个烤肉拌饭了

2060
01:27:26,466 --> 01:27:28,566
我好喜欢吃烤肉拌饭啊

2061
01:27:28,566 --> 01:27:32,099
又没有那种很很平价的盒饭之类的

2062
01:27:32,600 --> 01:27:33,400
哎

2063
01:27:34,466 --> 01:27:36,533
燕子躺着讲话好可爱

2064
01:27:36,533 --> 01:27:38,666
真的吗你对我的滤镜已经有9分

2065
01:27:38,666 --> 01:27:39,733
顶那么厚了吧

2066
01:27:40,500 --> 01:27:42,366
让我检查一下你的滤镜

2067
01:27:42,400 --> 01:27:44,066
有没有我的眼镜后

2068
01:27:44,366 --> 01:27:45,166
你看

2069
01:27:45,600 --> 01:27:46,400
哦

2070
01:27:47,533 --> 01:27:48,333
哦

2071
01:27:49,733 --> 01:27:52,533
一眼米烟啊一眼盯着

2072
01:27:52,600 --> 01:27:56,566
鉴定为呃春春的滤镜身后

2073
01:28:00,133 --> 01:28:02,266
你遇到过下头男吗

2074
01:28:02,266 --> 01:28:04,266
集美这真下头是吧

2075
01:28:04,266 --> 01:28:06,099
这个怎么说呢这个

2076
01:28:06,766 --> 01:28:07,566
嗯

2077
01:28:10,266 --> 01:28:12,666
大家或多或少都遇到过不好的人吧

2078
01:28:12,666 --> 01:28:14,566
但是也不是光局限于性别

2079
01:28:14,966 --> 01:28:16,366
我都吃完了你吃什么

2080
01:28:16,366 --> 01:28:18,466
马上把烤肉拌饭吃给主播看

2081
01:28:18,466 --> 01:28:20,933
可以在吃前拍一张吃后拍一张吗

2082
01:28:21,533 --> 01:28:22,999
假装主播吃掉了

2083
01:28:24,066 --> 01:28:26,733
哽滚食人诺克萨斯断头台

2084
01:28:34,600 --> 01:28:35,400
可以吗

2085
01:28:36,100 --> 01:28:38,333
你中午吃的是四川凉面

2086
01:28:38,600 --> 01:28:39,900
好厉害呀

2087
01:28:40,200 --> 01:28:43,500
哎现在听大家说这个这个

2088
01:28:43,700 --> 01:28:44,666
什么什么

2089
01:28:44,800 --> 01:28:46,333
妈妈做的什么什么饭

2090
01:28:46,333 --> 01:28:47,966
感觉离我好遥远呢

2091
01:28:52,933 --> 01:28:54,533
主播你会玩妖精吗

2092
01:28:54,533 --> 01:28:55,466
我不会啊我

2093
01:28:55,466 --> 01:28:58,199
不会我不会二段位移我也不会

2094
01:28:58,200 --> 01:29:01,400
不会这个半夜偷偷的摸到室友的床上

2095
01:29:01,400 --> 01:29:03,533
你不要在这跟我玩一语双关

2096
01:29:03,600 --> 01:29:07,066
我的评价是低级低级太低级了

2097
01:29:07,266 --> 01:29:10,166
哈哈魔法少女夜夜喵

2098
01:29:11,366 --> 01:29:12,166
喵

2099
01:29:12,866 --> 01:29:14,499
奥利给喵喵

2100
01:29:16,266 --> 01:29:22,499
gonna sing me my singing

2101
01:29:34,400 --> 01:29:36,866
那么的心太可耐

2102
01:29:38,166 --> 01:29:38,966
了

2103
01:29:42,200 --> 01:29:45,866
差不多等一下快要下播了郑州的加班

2104
01:29:45,933 --> 01:29:49,299
我等那个明天下一场直播再来加

2105
01:29:50,466 --> 01:29:53,199
因为因为这一场如果再继续

2106
01:29:53,200 --> 01:29:55,566
就播超过2个小时的话

2107
01:29:55,866 --> 01:29:57,766
来点港式糯米鸡

2108
01:29:58,166 --> 01:29:59,966
港式糯米鸡是什么样的

2109
01:30:01,133 --> 01:30:03,666
这个也分港式跟广式的吗

2110
01:30:04,500 --> 01:30:07,066
可不可以来点港式的那种弹台呀

2111
01:30:08,166 --> 01:30:09,933
都是室友摸到他床上

2112
01:30:09,933 --> 01:30:11,799
没有我们睡觉都会反锁门的

2113
01:30:11,800 --> 01:30:14,166
就是为了防止谁晚上狂性大发

2114
01:30:14,166 --> 01:30:15,599
摸到对方床上呀

2115
01:30:16,333 --> 01:30:19,399
不能求哥哎

2116
01:30:20,533 --> 01:30:23,533
猛男的在网易云私信跟我说土味情话

2117
01:30:23,533 --> 01:30:26,899
我知道那种确实挺挺挺下头的

2118
01:30:26,933 --> 01:30:29,199
这个这个这个这个

2119
01:30:29,200 --> 01:30:31,300
陌生人莫名其妙的骚扰你

2120
01:30:31,300 --> 01:30:32,366
就因为你是女生

2121
01:30:32,366 --> 01:30:34,399
那还挺挺难受的

2122
01:30:35,266 --> 01:30:38,266
前一天一餐造了188的羊排

2123
01:30:38,266 --> 01:30:40,499
这天有点腻了吃点清淡的

2124
01:30:40,700 --> 01:30:43,100
是做的还是在外面吃的呀

2125
01:30:43,666 --> 01:30:45,333
别光有做过羊排吗

2126
01:30:45,333 --> 01:30:48,499
我有一个问题啊就是我在这边烤羊排

2127
01:30:48,700 --> 01:30:49,933
那个羊排他

2128
01:30:50,366 --> 01:30:52,366
就基本都是蛮硬的

2129
01:30:52,366 --> 01:30:55,499
就没有那种外面吃的那种很嫩很软

2130
01:30:55,500 --> 01:30:56,333
的那种感觉

2131
01:30:56,333 --> 01:30:57,766
是我做的问题吗

2132
01:30:57,900 --> 01:31:00,566
有没有什么特殊需要注意的事项呀

2133
01:31:02,800 --> 01:31:05,533
下次不要扣问号直接扣微号这种

2134
01:31:05,533 --> 01:31:07,966
这种人一般来说跟你的年龄差距对吧

2135
01:31:07,966 --> 01:31:10,133
你还得看微你肯定不会年龄太大

2136
01:31:10,266 --> 01:31:13,866
他跟你的年龄还有这个这什么学历

2137
01:31:13,866 --> 01:31:16,266
然后这个这个什么什么这个这个

2138
01:31:16,266 --> 01:31:18,466
收入水平也好受教育程度也好

2139
01:31:18,466 --> 01:31:19,899
都有极大的差距

2140
01:31:19,900 --> 01:31:21,133
不要离开就好

2141
01:31:21,400 --> 01:31:24,500
这世界上总是生物多样性很多的呀

2142
01:31:24,500 --> 01:31:27,600
这个奇怪的人到处都有乱七八糟的

2143
01:31:28,333 --> 01:31:30,566
没试过我只会自己做牛排

2144
01:31:30,566 --> 01:31:32,333
牛排感觉也好难啊

2145
01:31:33,366 --> 01:31:36,366
你脑上有顶个布丁是要做猫起兽吗

2146
01:31:36,366 --> 01:31:36,999
这是我自己

2147
01:31:37,000 --> 01:31:39,366
要吃的只是放来馋馋你们也

2148
01:31:39,366 --> 01:31:40,566
才不给你们呢

2149
01:31:41,300 --> 01:31:44,933
空气炸锅和锡纸就正常烤了之后他就

2150
01:31:45,066 --> 01:31:46,266
也包了锡纸了

2151
01:31:46,266 --> 01:31:47,599
就会觉得有点硬

2152
01:31:47,600 --> 01:31:50,000
香倒是很香啊但是就是硬

2153
01:31:50,333 --> 01:31:52,933
这种就拉黑吧真的好恶心啊

2154
01:31:56,500 --> 01:31:58,500
还好吧这不是最恶心的

2155
01:31:58,500 --> 01:32:01,300
有那种很恶心的人骗你回复他然后

2156
01:32:01,366 --> 01:32:03,566
他有给你发图片的权限了

2157
01:32:03,566 --> 01:32:05,466
他就给你发一些这个这个

2158
01:32:05,466 --> 01:32:06,866
你一辈子都不想知道

2159
01:32:06,866 --> 01:32:07,566
这个

2160
01:32:07,566 --> 01:32:09,999
这个这个这个长什么样的一些东西

2161
01:32:11,300 --> 01:32:12,666
水分不够是这样吗

2162
01:32:12,666 --> 01:32:14,399
椰子能不能来点御姐音

2163
01:32:14,400 --> 01:32:16,566
我不行我不行

2164
01:32:16,900 --> 01:32:19,266
用的话怀疑是太熟或者太干了

2165
01:32:19,266 --> 01:32:20,599
预热的温度太高哎

2166
01:32:20,600 --> 01:32:22,166
这个听起来挺靠谱哎

2167
01:32:25,500 --> 01:32:26,100
能给

2168
01:32:26,100 --> 01:32:29,566
哥们看看有没有区别于唐音的声音吗

2169
01:32:29,933 --> 01:32:30,733
嗯

2170
01:32:32,466 --> 01:32:33,666
啊我不知道

2171
01:32:34,500 --> 01:32:36,533
应该还是温度问题

2172
01:32:36,666 --> 01:32:38,499
嗯OK稍等

2173
01:32:38,500 --> 01:32:42,366
下次就稍微稍微把那个温度调低一点

2174
01:32:42,533 --> 01:32:44,966
椰子终于重回150了体验卡了

2175
01:32:44,966 --> 01:32:47,266
体验卡很快就要掉了

2176
01:32:47,266 --> 01:32:48,366
体验卡离

2177
01:32:51,600 --> 01:32:53,066
这还不如我呢

2178
01:32:53,066 --> 01:32:53,533
是啊

2179
01:32:53,533 --> 01:32:56,399
就本来就不是御姐音的那个声音吗

2180
01:32:56,400 --> 01:32:57,533
当年不是说

2181
01:32:57,800 --> 01:33:00,500
闹着玩去接陪玩的时候人家说

2182
01:33:00,500 --> 01:33:03,300
你能不能有御姐音呢然后我试着给他

2183
01:33:03,366 --> 01:33:04,799
表演一下我的御姐音

2184
01:33:04,800 --> 01:33:06,900
他就当场把我的单子退了

2185
01:33:07,200 --> 01:33:07,400
说

2186
01:33:07,400 --> 01:33:10,333
这个要是这个声带发育不完全的话

2187
01:33:10,333 --> 01:33:12,366
就不要出来卷陪玩单

2188
01:33:12,500 --> 01:33:15,400
干点什么都比当陪玩强啊

2189
01:33:16,566 --> 01:33:17,766
我为什么当时

2190
01:33:17,800 --> 01:33:18,533
成年之后

2191
01:33:18,533 --> 01:33:19,799
其实我一直对主播

2192
01:33:19,800 --> 01:33:22,366
虚拟主播这个行业都挺挺有兴趣的

2193
01:33:22,366 --> 01:33:23,333
为什么我没有

2194
01:33:23,333 --> 01:33:24,666
没有那个直接来

2195
01:33:24,966 --> 01:33:25,766
当主播的

2196
01:33:25,766 --> 01:33:27,733
就是因为当年有点想当主播吗

2197
01:33:27,733 --> 01:33:29,533
就想我先当当陪玩吧

2198
01:33:29,566 --> 01:33:30,899
陪玩一对一聊天

2199
01:33:30,900 --> 01:33:32,933
可能比一对多要简单一些吧

2200
01:33:33,000 --> 01:33:35,400
先试一下试了7天之后感觉

2201
01:33:35,400 --> 01:33:37,400
收到了市场很不好的评价

2202
01:33:37,400 --> 01:33:37,933
然后

2203
01:33:37,933 --> 01:33:41,299
我就放弃了这个这个想当主播的心

2204
01:33:41,300 --> 01:33:43,466
一年多直到这个疫情

2205
01:33:43,466 --> 01:33:46,266
然后我才重新回来试一下

2206
01:33:46,266 --> 01:33:48,766
结果没想到有真的有人支持我

2207
01:33:48,766 --> 01:33:49,566
所以我还

2208
01:33:49,700 --> 01:33:51,400
我还挺感动的啊

2209
01:33:52,733 --> 01:33:54,933
毕竟主播老老被否认吗

2210
01:33:54,933 --> 01:33:57,999
就就有一种有一种不太开心的那个

2211
01:33:58,000 --> 01:33:58,800
看见

2212
01:33:59,566 --> 01:34:00,966
1对1感觉更难

2213
01:34:00,966 --> 01:34:02,599
是吗那确实挺难的呀

2214
01:34:02,600 --> 01:34:04,766
我自己以前接拍完的时候找话题

2215
01:34:04,766 --> 01:34:07,866
人家说我说这个这想聊点什么呀

2216
01:34:07,866 --> 01:34:09,299
老板你想聊点什么呀

2217
01:34:09,400 --> 01:34:11,600
然后这个这个他说你随便吧

2218
01:34:11,600 --> 01:34:13,766
我说那你这个你最近工作状态怎么样

2219
01:34:13,766 --> 01:34:15,333
他说我没工作我在家

2220
01:34:15,500 --> 01:34:18,266
我说那你最近上学呢上学学习怎么样

2221
01:34:18,266 --> 01:34:19,466
有没有特别难的科目

2222
01:34:19,466 --> 01:34:22,066
他说我已经从学校毕业5年了

2223
01:34:22,100 --> 01:34:23,733
然后我说那你中午吃什么呀

2224
01:34:23,733 --> 01:34:24,599
他说我没吃饭

2225
01:34:24,600 --> 01:34:26,333
能不能找点有营养的话题

2226
01:34:26,400 --> 01:34:27,566
我说嗯

2227
01:34:28,400 --> 01:34:31,800
呃我说老板你这波团打的真漂亮啊

2228
01:34:31,866 --> 01:34:34,599
然后欢迎刚没落呢然后他就死了

2229
01:34:34,800 --> 01:34:36,200
然后之后之后

2230
01:34:36,966 --> 01:34:39,266
就挺尴尬的你知道吧

2231
01:34:40,100 --> 01:34:43,500
一男的说我当的新娘38离婚带俩娃

2232
01:34:43,700 --> 01:34:47,166
你跟他说是不是你你的老娘对吧

2233
01:34:47,166 --> 01:34:47,699
你你你

2234
01:34:47,700 --> 01:34:50,533
失去了你的老娘才要找一个新娘来啊

2235
01:34:51,333 --> 01:34:52,166
我不像你啊

2236
01:34:52,166 --> 01:34:53,266
我是有妈妈的

2237
01:34:53,266 --> 01:34:55,133
就我不需要找一个新妈妈来啊

2238
01:34:55,133 --> 01:34:56,399
你就这么跟他说就行了

2239
01:34:56,400 --> 01:34:57,500
骂他就行了

2240
01:34:57,566 --> 01:34:58,366
恶心人的吗

2241
01:34:58,366 --> 01:35:00,299
这不是平底锅

2242
01:35:00,300 --> 01:35:02,533
尖的话住一下火灾报警器没问题

2243
01:35:02,533 --> 01:35:03,699
我们这边是

2244
01:35:03,700 --> 01:35:06,066
我们这边是耗宿不住宿舍的

2245
01:35:06,066 --> 01:35:08,133
嗯没有火灾报警器的

2246
01:35:09,133 --> 01:35:10,933
精准击破烟笔的弱点

2247
01:35:10,933 --> 01:35:12,366
烟笔能够做陪玩吗

2248
01:35:12,366 --> 01:35:13,999
不过做陪玩的话有一个好处

2249
01:35:14,000 --> 01:35:14,966
就是戒网瘾啊

2250
01:35:14,966 --> 01:35:18,399
主播以前是一个十足的这个手游p啊

2251
01:35:18,400 --> 01:35:19,333
然后自从

2252
01:35:19,766 --> 01:35:20,699
干了赔完之后

2253
01:35:20,700 --> 01:35:22,366
发现这个一把打打游戏

2254
01:35:22,366 --> 01:35:23,599
打一把能赚10块钱

2255
01:35:23,600 --> 01:35:24,400
后面就

2256
01:35:24,466 --> 01:35:27,066
我发现这个什么游戏也不是很好玩啊

2257
01:35:27,066 --> 01:35:28,733
然后赚钱倒挺开心的

2258
01:35:28,800 --> 01:35:31,266
那既然没有人给我这个下单

2259
01:35:31,266 --> 01:35:32,499
我为什么还要玩游戏呢

2260
01:35:32,500 --> 01:35:33,666
从此我再也不玩了

2261
01:35:33,666 --> 01:35:36,133
特别高兴就把网瘾戒掉了

2262
01:35:36,133 --> 01:35:37,666
爸爸妈妈都很纳闷啊

2263
01:35:37,666 --> 01:35:39,533
因为我以前特别喜欢玩手游

2264
01:35:39,533 --> 01:35:41,266
人后面就不玩了

2265
01:35:42,566 --> 01:35:44,466
你把老板念到死

2266
01:35:44,466 --> 01:35:47,699
哈哈哈考大老板都来了

2267
01:35:47,700 --> 01:35:49,800
就是改名管小咪吧

2268
01:35:49,900 --> 01:35:52,533
烂烂烂烂真的挺烂的

2269
01:35:53,000 --> 01:35:55,100
就怎么说就是挺烂的吧

2270
01:35:56,566 --> 01:35:59,733
哎我真的很很不喜欢那几个老板

2271
01:35:59,733 --> 01:36:02,999
要不是他们否认我攻击我的信心对吧

2272
01:36:03,000 --> 01:36:03,966
搞不好大家

2273
01:36:04,100 --> 01:36:05,566
在 19年

2274
01:36:05,566 --> 01:36:08,399
18年那个时候就能看到冉冉升起的v

2275
01:36:08,400 --> 01:36:09,700
圈新星米燕

2276
01:36:09,700 --> 01:36:10,700
米亚对吧

2277
01:36:10,866 --> 01:36:12,366
成为什么这个这个

2278
01:36:12,500 --> 01:36:14,300
呃到时候也能摆摆资历啊

2279
01:36:14,300 --> 01:36:16,566
这个主播当国币当这久了

2280
01:36:17,533 --> 01:36:19,699
是新娘不是后妈

2281
01:36:19,766 --> 01:36:21,699
新娘不就是新的娘吗

2282
01:36:21,700 --> 01:36:22,533
你解雇一下

2283
01:36:22,533 --> 01:36:25,699
你咋没有这个幽默感呢你真是的

2284
01:36:26,066 --> 01:36:27,766
嫩妇哪有嫩妇

2285
01:36:27,766 --> 01:36:28,699
没有没有

2286
01:36:29,866 --> 01:36:31,999
这解构一下嘛对吧

2287
01:36:35,100 --> 01:36:38,766
我们是不是得磕头感谢你啊

2288
01:36:42,333 --> 01:36:44,133
我这弹幕好像断档了

2289
01:36:44,133 --> 01:36:45,999
两边弹幕显示的不一样

2290
01:36:46,000 --> 01:36:46,533
哎

2291
01:36:46,533 --> 01:36:49,599
主播当兵这么久了一定有很多活板

2292
01:36:49,600 --> 01:36:52,533
那真是当的让我大吃一惊

2293
01:36:54,600 --> 01:36:55,766
烂中烂

2294
01:36:55,800 --> 01:37:00,000
我的评价是GN前辈GN级大前辈

2295
01:37:00,000 --> 01:37:03,400
搞不好能提前开启什么抽象版本是吧

2296
01:37:04,133 --> 01:37:04,999
烂烂烂

2297
01:37:05,400 --> 01:37:09,200
这段时间小微被乐夫V87冲死不少

2298
01:37:09,300 --> 01:37:12,300
V87跟乐夫一直都不是一个一个

2299
01:37:12,500 --> 01:37:15,133
一个一个那个什么的一个战线的

2300
01:37:15,200 --> 01:37:17,166
虽然背后可能有一些关系吧

2301
01:37:17,166 --> 01:37:19,066
但大部分在V8混的人

2302
01:37:19,066 --> 01:37:21,099
他应该都很讨厌乐夫的

2303
01:37:21,866 --> 01:37:24,499
你别看V8现在进服啊但是

2304
01:37:25,466 --> 01:37:26,333
不好说

2305
01:37:28,700 --> 01:37:31,966
这么看来我们不花钱都能攻击你那

2306
01:37:31,966 --> 01:37:34,266
对啊对吧你们不花钱对吧

2307
01:37:34,333 --> 01:37:37,066
点一下呃这个喷一年

2308
01:37:37,300 --> 01:37:39,333
骂米亚米亚不花一分钱

2309
01:37:39,333 --> 01:37:40,999
但是有概率被我拉黑了

2310
01:37:41,000 --> 01:37:41,766
所以你

2311
01:37:41,766 --> 01:37:44,599
最后一条里面把所有想骂想爽的话

2312
01:37:44,600 --> 01:37:46,400
都都都都搞完了

2313
01:37:46,400 --> 01:37:49,933
然后就安然的被主播送走

2314
01:37:50,333 --> 01:37:52,199
我也知道我大拇指进了

2315
01:37:52,266 --> 01:37:53,733
哎呀真是的

2316
01:37:54,500 --> 01:37:56,166
后备隐藏能源

2317
01:37:59,000 --> 01:38:02,266
主播后背隐藏能源启动的非常熟练啊

2318
01:38:02,600 --> 01:38:04,733
我不喜欢你我只需要你的深情

2319
01:38:04,733 --> 01:38:08,166
这真是真是触摸着下头男我感觉

2320
01:38:08,400 --> 01:38:10,733
感觉这个男性里面有这样的人

2321
01:38:10,733 --> 01:38:12,533
都都给整个男性群体

2322
01:38:12,533 --> 01:38:13,499
就是不说吧

2323
01:38:13,600 --> 01:38:14,566
就是就是

2324
01:38:14,566 --> 01:38:17,499
其他的男的跟这种男的并称为男性

2325
01:38:17,500 --> 01:38:17,966
群体

2326
01:38:17,966 --> 01:38:21,199
都脏了其他的男的的这种这种名声啊

2327
01:38:22,966 --> 01:38:24,399
当碰到这种人的时候

2328
01:38:24,400 --> 01:38:26,333
就不要把他跟群体共情了

2329
01:38:26,333 --> 01:38:28,599
因为他实在是烂的别出心裁

2330
01:38:28,600 --> 01:38:29,766
烂的别具一格

2331
01:38:29,766 --> 01:38:31,333
烂出一朵花样

2332
01:38:31,500 --> 01:38:33,366
已经脱离了正常人类

2333
01:38:33,366 --> 01:38:34,933
能够达到的一个范围

2334
01:38:38,600 --> 01:38:41,466
太棒了马上的主播把我送走

2335
01:38:43,133 --> 01:38:45,733
上了总督主播就送不走你了

2336
01:38:45,733 --> 01:38:47,266
切割了我不当男人

2337
01:38:47,266 --> 01:38:47,766
不是

2338
01:38:47,766 --> 01:38:50,733
你不要把他当成这个这个这个崇拜啊

2339
01:38:50,733 --> 01:38:51,933
他不是你的同类

2340
01:38:51,933 --> 01:38:53,266
你的同类应该是

2341
01:38:53,466 --> 01:38:55,466
有学识有教养有礼仪

2342
01:38:55,466 --> 01:38:56,199
然后

2343
01:38:56,200 --> 01:38:59,800
就是就是起码起码最起码最起码是

2344
01:39:00,466 --> 01:39:02,566
是正经人吧对吧

2345
01:39:03,066 --> 01:39:04,133
这种人明显

2346
01:39:04,133 --> 01:39:07,133
跟什么样的好人都不能归为一类呀

2347
01:39:08,266 --> 01:39:10,899
你需要尾巴当枕头嗯

2348
01:39:12,800 --> 01:39:14,900
馋吧喜欢吧

2349
01:39:16,500 --> 01:39:18,200
我不给你嘿嘿

2350
01:39:21,200 --> 01:39:23,666
怎么样是不是很想要

2351
01:39:25,900 --> 01:39:27,500
啊我偏偏不给你

2352
01:39:27,500 --> 01:39:30,133
你来抢啊你来抢啊

2353
01:39:33,200 --> 01:39:34,000
哼

2354
01:39:36,166 --> 01:39:37,733
不是小妹你是谁

2355
01:39:37,733 --> 01:39:39,666
我就希望你爹认识

2356
01:39:39,966 --> 01:39:42,333
有没有可能我只是想当美少女

2357
01:39:42,766 --> 01:39:43,933
搞了半天借个油

2358
01:39:43,933 --> 01:39:46,399
头把把男人切了当女粉是吧

2359
01:39:46,400 --> 01:39:47,466
我不好说呀

2360
01:39:48,400 --> 01:39:49,700
我是不是说错了什么

2361
01:39:49,700 --> 01:39:50,900
没有说错什么

2362
01:39:50,900 --> 01:39:51,866
没有没有

2363
01:39:53,333 --> 01:39:55,466
燕子这个开端我这两天看完

2364
01:39:55,466 --> 01:39:56,666
好看吗好看吗

2365
01:39:56,766 --> 01:39:58,766
来看看什么级别的热水器

2366
01:39:58,766 --> 01:39:59,599
没有啊这个

2367
01:39:59,600 --> 01:40:01,900
如果说塔菲的热水器是这个

2368
01:40:01,900 --> 01:40:03,366
这个太阳的光辉啊

2369
01:40:03,366 --> 01:40:05,899
主播的这个热水器一次是连连

2370
01:40:05,900 --> 01:40:08,400
这个豆大的火星打火机打出来的

2371
01:40:08,400 --> 01:40:09,066
都不算的

2372
01:40:09,066 --> 01:40:10,266
主播没有热水器

2373
01:40:11,000 --> 01:40:12,966
女装大佬的照片发一下

2374
01:40:12,966 --> 01:40:14,766
球迷哥啊对了

2375
01:40:14,766 --> 01:40:17,899
有过我的总督礼物可以选一件

2376
01:40:18,266 --> 01:40:19,733
YOF的重变

2377
01:40:21,166 --> 01:40:23,399
如果你真的喜欢切割的话

2378
01:40:23,400 --> 01:40:25,066
我可以试着找人

2379
01:40:25,600 --> 01:40:28,333
做一件我的公式Cos服送给你

2380
01:40:29,200 --> 01:40:31,166
但是这工期应该会很久啊

2381
01:40:32,600 --> 01:40:34,200
喜欢白敬亭

2382
01:40:36,200 --> 01:40:37,933
你超喜欢白敬亭

2383
01:40:38,133 --> 01:40:38,799
还是不错

2384
01:40:38,800 --> 01:40:40,600
有时候为剧情有点着急

2385
01:40:40,600 --> 01:40:42,200
那毕竟这个节奏

2386
01:40:42,200 --> 01:40:45,733
要要跟这个剧集的这个剧情啊之类的

2387
01:40:45,766 --> 01:40:46,899
做妥协嘛

2388
01:40:47,533 --> 01:40:48,333
需要返图

2389
01:40:48,333 --> 01:40:49,599
对但需要返图啊

2390
01:40:49,600 --> 01:40:50,466
需要穿这个

2391
01:40:50,466 --> 01:40:52,466
最好返一个视频1分钟左右

2392
01:40:52,466 --> 01:40:54,566
Cos不算我Cos效果不好

2393
01:40:54,700 --> 01:40:56,166
身高太高了

2394
01:40:57,333 --> 01:41:00,199
正好弥补一下小咪一米五几的感觉

2395
01:41:00,533 --> 01:41:01,866
总督礼物

2396
01:41:02,933 --> 01:41:04,399
哪有这种东西啊

2397
01:41:04,400 --> 01:41:05,333
要是有这种东西

2398
01:41:05,333 --> 01:41:07,533
参加一番不是早都给我上总督了

2399
01:41:07,533 --> 01:41:08,866
要真有洗澡水小样

2400
01:41:08,866 --> 01:41:10,399
他早都给我上总督了

2401
01:41:12,566 --> 01:41:15,199
最长的袜子穿到我腿上跟过膝盖

2402
01:41:15,200 --> 01:41:17,166
哇这么厉害

2403
01:41:19,100 --> 01:41:21,333
那总督的礼物包括

2404
01:41:21,333 --> 01:41:24,599
就是可以指定下一套衣服的一些

2405
01:41:24,600 --> 01:41:26,333
希望携带的元素

2406
01:41:26,333 --> 01:41:29,899
或者说希望呃希望的设计之类的

2407
01:41:29,933 --> 01:41:33,199
或者说做一件那个wife的礼物

2408
01:41:33,400 --> 01:41:36,300
礼物的话有什么想要的

2409
01:41:36,333 --> 01:41:39,666
我可以往那个方向去做嗯

2410
01:41:41,533 --> 01:41:44,366
你之前说是骑猪就有的涨价了

2411
01:41:44,366 --> 01:41:45,999
主播坐地起价了

2412
01:41:47,666 --> 01:41:48,499
谁说提都有

2413
01:41:48,500 --> 01:41:50,333
洗澡水我从来没说过这句话呀

2414
01:41:50,333 --> 01:41:51,966
我从来没说过这种这句话呀

2415
01:41:51,966 --> 01:41:53,499
这就是不明码标价了吗

2416
01:41:53,500 --> 01:41:54,300
没没没没

2417
01:41:54,800 --> 01:41:57,466
要残蛋的洗澡水小样跟酸菜行吗

2418
01:41:57,466 --> 01:42:00,399
那没问题我我我去帮你要

2419
01:42:00,766 --> 01:42:03,899
我拿这个这个是我拿我拿我拿我拿

2420
01:42:03,900 --> 01:42:04,866
我的跟他换

2421
01:42:05,933 --> 01:42:06,933
不不不不

2422
01:42:07,566 --> 01:42:07,999
不

2423
01:42:08,000 --> 01:42:11,133
你养猫了给你家猫定制一个米燕蜜啊

2424
01:42:11,133 --> 01:42:12,199
套装可以啊

2425
01:42:12,200 --> 01:42:13,933
但是我身上装饰太多了

2426
01:42:13,933 --> 01:42:15,899
猫猫穿着可能会不舒服

2427
01:42:15,933 --> 01:42:18,866
kiss me kiss me kiss me

2428
01:42:18,866 --> 01:42:21,166
infect me with your loving

2429
01:42:22,166 --> 01:42:25,299
take me take take take me

2430
01:42:25,300 --> 01:42:27,000
wanna be your victim

2431
01:42:27,000 --> 01:42:28,866
ready for your vision

2432
01:42:30,366 --> 01:42:32,766
2月份说题都有原味黑丝

2433
01:42:32,766 --> 01:42:34,066
我从来没说过这种话

2434
01:42:34,066 --> 01:42:35,866
能不能不要在直播间污蔑主播呀

2435
01:42:35,866 --> 01:42:38,599
不是我挺在意的我从来没说过这种话

2436
01:42:38,800 --> 01:42:41,333
我从来从来从来从来没说过这种话

2437
01:42:41,333 --> 01:42:42,999
这个主播不搞这些东西

2438
01:42:43,566 --> 01:42:45,133
因为主播主播还是

2439
01:42:45,266 --> 01:42:46,333
挺挺不喜欢

2440
01:42:46,333 --> 01:42:48,399
就是拿这些当卖点的主播的

2441
01:42:48,400 --> 01:42:50,066
这样就感觉挺怪的

2442
01:42:51,000 --> 01:42:51,700
攻击燕北

2443
01:42:51,700 --> 01:42:54,066
我去考试了加油鹿晗干巴丹丹

2444
01:42:54,766 --> 01:42:56,333
没有这种事呀

2445
01:42:56,666 --> 01:42:58,733
没有这种事嗯

2446
01:43:00,066 --> 01:43:03,099
a different dimension

2447
01:43:03,266 --> 01:43:08,133
you open my eyes and i'm ready to go

2448
01:43:08,133 --> 01:43:09,666
lead me into the light

2449
01:43:10,166 --> 01:43:13,299
kiss me ki ki kiss me

2450
01:43:13,400 --> 01:43:16,533
kick me with your love and fill me with your poison

2451
01:43:16,533 --> 01:43:19,699
take me take me take me

2452
01:43:19,700 --> 01:43:21,366
wanna be your victim

2453
01:43:21,366 --> 01:43:22,999
ready for abduction

2454
01:43:23,000 --> 01:43:26,466
noise you are in behind

2455
01:43:27,133 --> 01:43:29,533
your touch so far away

2456
01:43:30,366 --> 01:43:32,766
it's supernatural

2457
01:43:33,466 --> 01:43:35,766
it's just a natural

2458
01:43:38,466 --> 01:43:41,099
我想找周边新衣服元素就算了

2459
01:43:41,100 --> 01:43:44,700
好的你可以指定那种版型

2460
01:43:44,700 --> 01:43:45,266
比如说

2461
01:43:45,266 --> 01:43:48,166
你希望我出一套现在没有计划的装

2462
01:43:48,166 --> 01:43:50,766
现在有计划的就是两套礼服

2463
01:43:50,766 --> 01:43:53,099
这个是魔法少女加女仆装

2464
01:43:53,166 --> 01:43:56,766
下一套会做泳装还有一套那种基佬装

2465
01:43:56,766 --> 01:43:59,333
基本都是比较隆重的衣服吧

2466
01:43:59,366 --> 01:44:00,999
然后现在还有一个东服

2467
01:44:01,000 --> 01:44:04,400
东服的话是大衣加上JK裙和毛衣

2468
01:44:04,800 --> 01:44:07,366
嗯衣服这种衣服我更想看

2469
01:44:07,366 --> 01:44:09,533
主播自己的想法也没问题

2470
01:44:09,566 --> 01:44:11,699
我自己的想法也在设计了

2471
01:44:12,266 --> 01:44:14,333
男棒球球球了

2472
01:44:16,666 --> 01:44:18,333
不这么平的玩意

2473
01:44:18,333 --> 01:44:20,866
就算把这个衣服擦掉给你看半球

2474
01:44:20,866 --> 01:44:22,166
有任何的意义吗

2475
01:44:22,166 --> 01:44:23,699
没有意义啊对吧

2476
01:44:24,066 --> 01:44:27,333
这这属于无效要求啊有什么好看的

2477
01:44:27,966 --> 01:44:29,466
我还有一个小时考试

2478
01:44:29,466 --> 01:44:30,999
主播给你当你场外吗

2479
01:44:31,000 --> 01:44:32,566
那你要是当我场外的话

2480
01:44:32,566 --> 01:44:34,566
属于是考试直播没处理好

2481
01:44:34,866 --> 01:44:37,333
直接只能重开到补考了

2482
01:44:38,200 --> 01:44:39,533
没意义啊

2483
01:44:42,100 --> 01:44:44,133
要不然主播给我来点想法

2484
01:44:44,133 --> 01:44:45,166
我自己定会设计

2485
01:44:45,166 --> 01:44:46,066
最近有点纠结

2486
01:44:46,066 --> 01:44:46,866
可以呀

2487
01:44:47,800 --> 01:44:49,733
阳光是什么样的人设呀

2488
01:44:49,733 --> 01:44:50,999
可以发给我看看

2489
01:44:51,000 --> 01:44:54,400
就是不方便发成图的话就铺色的那种

2490
01:44:54,400 --> 01:44:56,800
能看个轮廓的之类的也行

2491
01:44:57,133 --> 01:44:58,899
南半球是信仰

2492
01:45:01,066 --> 01:45:04,999
难办倒是可以难办有没有球挺纯宜的

2493
01:45:06,200 --> 01:45:07,533
真的有吗

2494
01:45:07,866 --> 01:45:10,666
真的有球这种东西吗啊

2495
01:45:17,400 --> 01:45:19,466
走吧我要被同学论文卷死

2496
01:45:19,466 --> 01:45:21,366
没关系安心做自己

2497
01:45:21,366 --> 01:45:23,799
只要不是那个同学都拿u

2498
01:45:23,866 --> 01:45:24,766
你就拿不了u

2499
01:45:24,766 --> 01:45:26,733
那就安心做自己没关系

2500
01:45:28,266 --> 01:45:30,133
现在在服装设计的阶段

2501
01:45:30,133 --> 01:45:32,166
没有正式决定例会化身

2502
01:45:33,166 --> 01:45:36,466
阳光的这个例会是男性还是女性呀

2503
01:45:40,700 --> 01:45:42,800
服装设计的话

2504
01:45:45,100 --> 01:45:47,366
再小的挤挤总能有的

2505
01:45:47,366 --> 01:45:48,533
我才不要呢

2506
01:46:00,400 --> 01:46:02,766
转生二次来了一定想当美少女

2507
01:46:02,766 --> 01:46:04,933
可是现在这个版本是男v版本

2508
01:46:05,000 --> 01:46:06,900
这个版本当班没有感觉

2509
01:46:06,966 --> 01:46:09,266
不过也不是为了那个那个

2510
01:46:09,366 --> 01:46:11,899
就是认真的去

2511
01:46:12,266 --> 01:46:14,466
呃狠狠发展的话

2512
01:46:16,466 --> 01:46:18,299
按照自己喜欢的就好了

2513
01:46:32,900 --> 01:46:34,900
美少女的话

2514
01:46:35,333 --> 01:46:37,499
我的金色我的心脏

2515
01:46:42,333 --> 01:46:42,766
要光

2516
01:46:42,766 --> 01:46:43,533
看我的衣服

2517
01:46:43,533 --> 01:46:45,766
就知道我喜欢的是什么样的了

2518
01:46:45,766 --> 01:46:47,733
就是那种小裙子呀

2519
01:46:47,866 --> 01:46:50,866
或者说比较华丽的一些衣服

2520
01:46:51,166 --> 01:46:53,566
然后在细节上面稍微有点设计

2521
01:46:53,566 --> 01:46:54,933
版型又不太混乱

2522
01:46:54,933 --> 01:46:57,166
最好衣服上印花不多啊

2523
01:46:57,166 --> 01:46:58,499
但是版型

2524
01:46:58,500 --> 01:47:00,733
或者是其他的一些立体的装饰

2525
01:47:00,733 --> 01:47:01,733
比较多的

2526
01:47:02,000 --> 01:47:04,766
嗯我会比较喜欢这种风格的

2527
01:47:07,900 --> 01:47:09,333
大概是什么体型呢

2528
01:47:09,333 --> 01:47:12,566
如果御姐的话可以突突一下那个

2529
01:47:12,733 --> 01:47:13,733
胸前啊

2530
01:47:14,500 --> 01:47:16,933
因为主要你在直播的时候能露出来的

2531
01:47:16,933 --> 01:47:18,999
就是上半身到这个地方

2532
01:47:19,133 --> 01:47:22,799
所以在胸口这个地方的设计跟发型啊

2533
01:47:23,000 --> 01:47:25,166
之类的设计一定要额外的注意

2534
01:47:25,166 --> 01:47:26,366
不能让他太空

2535
01:47:30,533 --> 01:47:31,133
没关系

2536
01:47:31,133 --> 01:47:33,699
姚光喜欢画师的话他应该会加急的

2537
01:47:34,300 --> 01:47:37,966
米燕公主我又不是公主啊真是的讨厌

2538
01:47:43,800 --> 01:47:44,600
啊

2539
01:47:46,866 --> 01:47:48,666
晚上好花7月半

2540
01:47:49,066 --> 01:47:51,399
爱你哦记录k c k o

2541
01:47:51,400 --> 01:47:54,333
有你开什么爱的希望

2542
01:47:54,566 --> 01:47:55,933
i Don't wanna give up

2543
01:47:56,266 --> 01:48:00,499
压抑的爱你想陪你看看世界

2544
01:48:00,500 --> 01:48:03,333
我把心都给你比谁愿意比你

2545
01:48:03,466 --> 01:48:05,533
播有动物模型吗

2546
01:48:06,933 --> 01:48:07,799
动物

2547
01:48:08,600 --> 01:48:10,066
动动物

2548
01:48:11,600 --> 01:48:14,133
本来又想在这个月出道的

2549
01:48:14,400 --> 01:48:16,800
那要要好好那个什么一下

2550
01:48:16,800 --> 01:48:18,600
化身妈妈找好了吗

2551
01:48:19,100 --> 01:48:21,133
那那个那个

2552
01:48:22,500 --> 01:48:23,866
魔仙妈妈找好了吗

2553
01:48:23,866 --> 01:48:25,066
这算动物吗

2554
01:48:25,066 --> 01:48:27,333
小小的动物吗

2555
01:48:28,166 --> 01:48:32,199
本命年运势不顺你要你要穿红内裤呀

2556
01:48:32,933 --> 01:48:34,866
你要穿红内裤的妖怪

2557
01:48:35,300 --> 01:48:36,733
这个算动物吗

2558
01:48:44,566 --> 01:48:45,666
嘿嘿

2559
01:48:46,733 --> 01:48:47,866
这是小糖

2560
01:48:47,866 --> 01:48:49,533
你才是小糖呢

2561
01:48:49,533 --> 01:48:50,966
我不是小糖

2562
01:48:51,533 --> 01:48:53,366
穿了这悬悬不太扣

2563
01:48:53,366 --> 01:48:55,699
那就站在脚腕上系一个

2564
01:48:56,066 --> 01:48:57,733
系一个红绳的葫芦

2565
01:49:00,333 --> 01:49:01,999
哎你会看命盘啊

2566
01:49:02,000 --> 01:49:03,700
那我不先给建议了

2567
01:49:04,066 --> 01:49:05,299
这是大唐

2568
01:49:06,166 --> 01:49:10,333
我从东土大唐而来是吧难说了

2569
01:49:13,533 --> 01:49:18,766
Maria

2570
01:49:20,900 --> 01:49:21,700
de

2571
01:49:24,200 --> 01:49:27,133
Ti Latter

2572
01:49:30,333 --> 01:49:33,133
我也不知道算不算会好厉害哦

2573
01:49:34,866 --> 01:49:37,733
太慢了怎么感觉脸像冬雪莲

2574
01:49:37,733 --> 01:49:40,599
我这个模型比冬雪莲做的早多了

2575
01:49:40,900 --> 01:49:42,866
比冬雪莲出道早

2576
01:49:50,666 --> 01:49:51,966
糖系主播是吧

2577
01:49:51,966 --> 01:49:53,099
没有很糖的

2578
01:49:53,300 --> 01:49:54,566
给朋友算意外的准

2579
01:49:54,566 --> 01:49:55,966
那都是买这个

2580
01:49:56,066 --> 01:49:58,399
算命都是没有办法算自己的

2581
01:50:05,166 --> 01:50:07,333
主播今天说不能点歌了

2582
01:50:08,566 --> 01:50:11,499
但是不是回来不能点歌吗嗯

2583
01:50:19,200 --> 01:50:21,366
算自己人也挺准的

2584
01:50:21,366 --> 01:50:23,366
那不是挺好的吗

2585
01:50:23,666 --> 01:50:26,599
算自己都准那是功力很高升的呢

2586
01:50:26,966 --> 01:50:34,666
给你咿呀咿呀弄了咿啦咿啦啦嗦啦

2587
01:50:36,600 --> 01:50:38,333
看这个樱桃刚才滚了一下

2588
01:50:38,333 --> 01:50:39,399
你们看到了吗

2589
01:50:39,500 --> 01:50:41,866
这个樱桃刚才咕噜咕噜滚了一圈

2590
01:50:41,933 --> 01:50:45,266
但是有点哈人啊这个

2591
01:50:45,533 --> 01:50:47,899
没事没事我们我们弹性悬悬

2592
01:50:47,900 --> 01:50:50,066
如果算出来是好的话就说明

2593
01:50:50,133 --> 01:50:51,499
这个命中自有安排

2594
01:50:51,500 --> 01:50:52,800
算出来这个如果

2595
01:50:52,933 --> 01:50:54,299
呃比较比较

2596
01:50:54,400 --> 01:50:57,000
比较这个这个不太理想的话就是

2597
01:50:57,000 --> 01:50:58,900
我们要相信科学嗯

2598
01:51:01,300 --> 01:51:03,666
主播玩弹性一直都可以的

2599
01:51:03,700 --> 01:51:04,733
哈哈哈

2600
01:51:05,733 --> 01:51:06,866
早该弹性

2601
01:51:06,866 --> 01:51:09,199
对就是该弹性的吧这东西本来就是

2602
01:51:09,333 --> 01:51:11,666
我觉得有个动画片说的很好

2603
01:51:11,666 --> 01:51:13,366
相信的心就是你的魔法呀

2604
01:51:13,366 --> 01:51:15,999
如果你一直相信生活会越变越好的话

2605
01:51:16,266 --> 01:51:18,799
我觉得这个还是会有一些作用的

2606
01:51:18,866 --> 01:51:20,799
如果你天天就很悲观的话

2607
01:51:20,800 --> 01:51:23,700
本来可能很好的事他最后也会变渣

2608
01:51:26,666 --> 01:51:27,466
对啊

2609
01:51:28,200 --> 01:51:30,400
酷骨磁草何知吉凶

2610
01:51:32,500 --> 01:51:34,666
谋事待人啊谋事待人

2611
01:51:36,200 --> 01:51:38,333
然后这个你真的有城市的话

2612
01:51:38,333 --> 01:51:39,699
天也会注定的

2613
01:51:41,066 --> 01:51:42,299
啊哥们睡了晚安

2614
01:51:42,300 --> 01:51:44,266
晚安我也快要这个下播了

2615
01:51:44,266 --> 01:51:46,133
今天两个小时就下了

2616
01:51:46,366 --> 01:51:48,999
要不然明天上学会迟到的

2617
01:51:49,166 --> 01:51:52,099
这今天 2点就下了剩下的总部加班

2618
01:51:52,300 --> 01:51:55,200
对了妖怪可以选择我的总加班时间

2619
01:51:55,200 --> 01:51:56,800
翻倍或者是

2620
01:51:56,966 --> 01:51:59,699
减半现在目前是8080

2621
01:52:02,333 --> 01:52:03,966
看一下有没有比较好听的歌啊

2622
01:52:03,966 --> 01:52:06,066
在放戒烟之前我们放一下

2623
01:52:07,133 --> 01:52:09,099
左眼跳对左眼跳财

2624
01:52:09,100 --> 01:52:10,066
右眼跳是什么

2625
01:52:10,066 --> 01:52:11,899
右眼跳就是没休息好

2626
01:52:11,900 --> 01:52:13,733
缺乏休息了该睡一觉

2627
01:52:13,900 --> 01:52:16,366
右眼跳就说明神经上有问题啊

2628
01:52:16,366 --> 01:52:19,999
左眼跳就是因为要有米了晚安呐

2629
01:52:22,933 --> 01:52:24,499
8080下小时

2630
01:52:24,500 --> 01:52:28,066
对的总不能是8,880天吧

2631
01:52:44,533 --> 01:52:46,799
左右眼一起跳怎么办

2632
01:52:47,966 --> 01:52:50,199
那这个就不好说了

2633
01:52:50,866 --> 01:52:51,866
那翻倍吧

2634
01:52:51,866 --> 01:52:54,199
欠太多前头又没欠钱

2635
01:52:55,600 --> 01:52:57,666
好的稍等稍等稍等

2636
01:53:03,900 --> 01:53:05,766
主播曾经欠了600年

2637
01:53:05,766 --> 01:53:06,266
对啊因

2638
01:53:06,266 --> 01:53:09,099
为每次总督都可以选翻倍或者减半

2639
01:53:09,266 --> 01:53:11,333
本来一开始翻的贼慢贼慢

2640
01:53:11,333 --> 01:53:12,133
结果后面

2641
01:53:12,333 --> 01:53:14,699
冉冉造奇迹之夜的时候一下

2642
01:53:14,866 --> 01:53:17,399
就翻了好多好多好多倍

2643
01:53:17,866 --> 01:53:20,333
而且越到后面就加的数字越多

2644
01:53:20,333 --> 01:53:21,799
最后导致600年

2645
01:53:21,866 --> 01:53:24,599
每天24小时直播都还不完

2646
01:53:25,000 --> 01:53:26,700
欢迎大头软糖单推人

2647
01:53:26,700 --> 01:53:27,866
对了恭喜亚军

2648
01:53:27,866 --> 01:53:29,066
我昨天有说吗

2649
01:53:29,066 --> 01:53:30,266
恭喜亚军啊

2650
01:53:31,100 --> 01:53:32,266
指数爆炸

2651
01:53:32,266 --> 01:53:33,333
是这样的

2652
01:53:33,966 --> 01:53:35,733
技术太大了

2653
01:53:37,166 --> 01:53:39,966
所以我其实很佩服那些能开那个

2654
01:53:40,000 --> 01:53:42,533
一个见长翻倍加班机的主播呀

2655
01:53:42,533 --> 01:53:45,066
要是我的话我估计最后加不完

2656
01:53:45,066 --> 01:53:47,533
我只能哭着求人让我下播

2657
01:53:49,166 --> 01:53:51,266
600年是天宇哥翻的600年

2658
01:53:51,266 --> 01:53:52,399
当时是因为

2659
01:53:54,000 --> 01:53:55,000
射了什么

2660
01:53:55,000 --> 01:53:56,066
射了这个

2661
01:53:56,300 --> 01:53:57,600
66个干杯

2662
01:53:57,600 --> 01:54:00,400
还是166个干杯就可以翻倍来着

2663
01:54:00,566 --> 01:54:04,799
k子哥卡我bug他竟然先打5组166干杯

2664
01:54:04,900 --> 01:54:05,366
一下

2665
01:54:05,366 --> 01:54:08,266
就把我的加班时间翻到了好几十天

2666
01:54:08,766 --> 01:54:11,599
然后我见识不对临时涨价

2667
01:54:11,600 --> 01:54:11,900
然后

2668
01:54:11,900 --> 01:54:15,166
结果之后不小心被加到了这个600多年

2669
01:54:15,300 --> 01:54:17,900
然后只能在直播间大哭啊

2670
01:54:17,900 --> 01:54:19,666
一个小花花仅10万分钟

2671
01:54:19,666 --> 01:54:21,933
最后才把自己弄下播的

2672
01:54:22,600 --> 01:54:23,966
什么凡尔赛

2673
01:54:24,300 --> 01:54:25,866
没有没有是真的吗

2674
01:54:25,866 --> 01:54:27,699
真的这是加班机

2675
01:54:27,700 --> 01:54:28,400
没有然然

2676
01:54:28,400 --> 01:54:29,266
当时翻那个

2677
01:54:29,266 --> 01:54:31,899
总加班时间基本也翻到那个那么长了

2678
01:54:32,966 --> 01:54:34,799
他要是全选翻倍的话

2679
01:54:34,800 --> 01:54:36,266
其实当时也有那么长

2680
01:54:36,266 --> 01:54:39,566
但他太心软了他选了一次清零啊

2681
01:54:39,566 --> 01:54:40,466
然后就

2682
01:54:41,266 --> 01:54:43,333
大家的努力全部木大了

2683
01:54:43,400 --> 01:54:45,500
现在600年等于没见了

2684
01:54:45,500 --> 01:54:46,566
问题不大

2685
01:54:47,166 --> 01:54:49,999
哎呀然后后面玩加班机就有人说

2686
01:54:50,100 --> 01:54:51,766
主播你都不诚实守信

2687
01:54:52,333 --> 01:54:54,999
然后这个主播我对你良木了

2688
01:54:55,000 --> 01:54:58,066
就这样然后后面所以玩的不要笑了

2689
01:55:04,766 --> 01:55:05,733
来个戒烟

2690
01:55:08,100 --> 01:55:09,933
为什么选择这首歌作为下

2691
01:55:09,933 --> 01:55:11,333
播之前的最后一首歌呢

2692
01:55:11,333 --> 01:55:12,733
因为这首歌一共有9分

2693
01:55:12,733 --> 01:55:16,366
21秒啊还可以再跟烟烟人待在一起

2694
01:55:16,366 --> 01:55:18,066
呃很很长时间

2695
01:55:19,300 --> 01:55:21,766
一般的歌两三分钟就完事了

2696
01:55:21,966 --> 01:55:23,733
之前那个还有在吗

2697
01:55:23,733 --> 01:55:26,499
嗯大哥肥猫我在呢

2698
01:55:26,500 --> 01:55:27,866
弹弹怎么了

2699
01:55:32,000 --> 01:55:33,733
长是吧很长呀

2700
01:55:34,000 --> 01:55:35,300
别走好吗

2701
01:55:35,300 --> 01:55:37,466
我都放了这么长的一首歌了

2702
01:55:37,466 --> 01:55:38,466
你还叫我别走

2703
01:55:38,466 --> 01:55:40,366
那我明天怎么怎么上课呀

2704
01:55:40,366 --> 01:55:41,699
我不上课怎么办

2705
01:55:41,933 --> 01:55:43,566
这首歌9分钟了

2706
01:55:45,400 --> 01:55:49,400
9分21秒嗯快走好吗

2707
01:55:49,966 --> 01:55:51,699
没事听完就走了

2708
01:55:51,933 --> 01:55:52,766
嗯嗯

2709
01:55:52,933 --> 01:55:55,599
加班机的问题是你好几次赖着不下

2710
01:55:55,600 --> 01:55:57,566
搞了半天是我赖着不下呀

2711
01:55:57,666 --> 01:55:59,933
我还以为是我下的太早了呢

2712
01:56:00,600 --> 01:56:01,533
原来我们

2713
01:56:01,666 --> 01:56:04,099
我们我们知道的不是一个东西

2714
01:56:04,100 --> 01:56:06,333
原来是因为我赖着不下是吧

2715
01:56:06,933 --> 01:56:08,599
我还以为是因为那什么呢

2716
01:56:08,600 --> 01:56:09,800
那早知道我

2717
01:56:09,900 --> 01:56:12,200
我就不应该因为放不下鸳鸯人啊

2718
01:56:12,200 --> 01:56:12,900
直接

2719
01:56:12,900 --> 01:56:16,266
一上播10分钟清零了我就跑了对吧

2720
01:56:16,266 --> 01:56:18,466
今天就不用上班了美滋滋

2721
01:56:18,533 --> 01:56:21,333
又收米又不上班太高兴了

2722
01:56:22,466 --> 01:56:24,366
加班嗯是

2723
01:56:25,400 --> 01:56:26,200
这个社团

2724
01:56:26,200 --> 01:56:28,566
痴心哥基本都会炒这首的冷饭

2725
01:56:28,566 --> 01:56:30,366
但这首真的挺好听的呀

2726
01:56:30,800 --> 01:56:33,266
情歌王不行不行不行

2727
01:56:33,266 --> 01:56:34,599
没有这么一回事

2728
01:56:34,966 --> 01:56:36,733
主播太粘烟烟人了

2729
01:56:36,733 --> 01:56:39,399
那对呀掐到流量包就下播

2730
01:56:39,533 --> 01:56:41,133
早都掐完了

2731
01:56:41,900 --> 01:56:44,566
应该掐完了吧我看看

2732
01:56:48,933 --> 01:56:49,999
啊掐完了

2733
01:56:51,166 --> 01:56:51,966
嗯嗯

2734
01:57:00,533 --> 01:57:02,399
这辈子都忘不了一个小花花

2735
01:57:02,400 --> 01:57:03,200
10万分钟

2736
01:57:03,200 --> 01:57:04,866
最后这个大家还道歉

2737
01:57:04,866 --> 01:57:06,533
我好几十万分钟啊

2738
01:57:07,333 --> 01:57:08,499
1万分钟吧

2739
01:57:08,500 --> 01:57:10,733
10万分钟也太没米线了

2740
01:57:10,733 --> 01:57:11,566
真的吗

2741
01:57:12,766 --> 01:57:15,399
是不拆了360个流量包了

2742
01:57:15,500 --> 01:57:17,700
昨天晚上推不出去

2743
01:57:17,700 --> 01:57:19,766
那个流量包卡bug了应该

2744
01:57:19,900 --> 01:57:22,866
他好像就推了50%我就下播了

2745
01:57:22,933 --> 01:57:25,366
因为晚上半夜推的太慢了

2746
01:57:25,366 --> 01:57:27,399
没有那么多人看直播呀

2747
01:57:27,500 --> 01:57:29,066
等我出道时候给我掰点

2748
01:57:29,066 --> 01:57:30,966
放心保证

2749
01:57:32,966 --> 01:57:35,099
你也知道自己没米线呀

2750
01:57:35,100 --> 01:57:36,900
哇这怎么会这

2751
01:57:36,900 --> 01:57:37,766
么那样呢

2752
01:57:37,900 --> 01:57:40,166
到时候这个这个姚光试播

2753
01:57:40,166 --> 01:57:42,999
我直接带着一人冲进姚光的直播间

2754
01:57:45,100 --> 01:57:46,933
每炒一次就加一个

2755
01:57:46,933 --> 01:57:48,366
呃呃我不好说

2756
01:57:48,466 --> 01:57:50,466
说到米线我就想吃米线

2757
01:57:50,466 --> 01:57:51,933
大家再给大家直播下去

2758
01:57:51,933 --> 01:57:53,899
我就该吃那个夜宵了

2759
01:57:53,900 --> 01:57:55,000
这都几点了

2760
01:57:55,100 --> 01:57:56,366
中午好好吃顿

2761
01:57:56,366 --> 01:57:57,599
面试顺利吗

2762
01:58:01,600 --> 01:58:03,700
哒哒哒

2763
01:58:07,266 --> 01:58:08,199
哇

2764
01:58:12,366 --> 01:58:13,166
嗨

2765
01:58:13,766 --> 01:58:17,533
还吃夜宵啊这晚上都加班了对吧

2766
01:58:17,533 --> 01:58:19,466
所以为了避免吃夜宵

2767
01:58:19,466 --> 01:58:21,999
等下下班了就要赶快刷牙睡觉

2768
01:58:22,600 --> 01:58:24,100
还有10分钟才开始

2769
01:58:24,100 --> 01:58:25,900
这个时候你还在看官人呢

2770
01:58:26,266 --> 01:58:28,999
哦那那梅艳蜜啊

2771
01:58:29,000 --> 01:58:31,333
祝你马到成功

2772
01:58:32,100 --> 01:58:32,933
跳跳

2773
01:58:33,266 --> 01:58:36,999
咪呀咪呀我呀一直都是很善良的人捏

2774
01:58:39,333 --> 01:58:40,566
等一下看看这个

2775
01:58:40,566 --> 01:58:43,666
我的新贴片我的新眼贴怎么样了

2776
01:58:45,566 --> 01:58:47,399
我的心也签什么播放量

2777
01:58:50,566 --> 01:58:52,266
啊啊

2778
01:58:53,100 --> 01:58:53,900
喵

2779
01:58:55,066 --> 01:58:55,866
喵

2780
01:59:04,866 --> 01:59:06,733
该去上班了加油

2781
01:59:06,733 --> 01:59:09,466
彩蛋怎么是这个时间呢

2782
01:59:19,300 --> 01:59:22,300
哇419播放好厉害呀

2783
01:59:26,200 --> 01:59:27,600
有光回我什么

2784
01:59:27,600 --> 01:59:29,000
一位吃播博主

2785
01:59:29,000 --> 01:59:31,533
午餐时吃了一家轮腌黄瓜

2786
01:59:31,533 --> 01:59:33,899
这是他大脑发生的变化

2787
01:59:35,733 --> 01:59:36,533
怎么

2788
01:59:37,133 --> 01:59:39,066
这不是那个那个什么吗

2789
01:59:39,733 --> 01:59:42,299
这不是那个研究大脑变化的那个吗

2790
01:59:42,300 --> 01:59:45,200
我记得最印象最深刻的那个就是

2791
01:59:46,100 --> 01:59:47,600
就有一个一个

2792
01:59:47,900 --> 01:59:50,866
男学生吃了他室友剩下的面条

2793
01:59:51,133 --> 01:59:53,933
然后他急性送医院截肢了

2794
01:59:56,166 --> 01:59:57,499
我知道我知道

2795
01:59:57,733 --> 02:00:00,566
你终于像娜娜的装扮卖到2154了

2796
02:00:00,566 --> 02:00:03,199
好好好明天应该不行应该得后天了

2797
02:00:03,366 --> 02:00:06,799
昨天出差今天下午再去加油

2798
02:00:10,266 --> 02:00:11,899
加仑是多少呀

2799
02:00:18,466 --> 02:00:20,366
3.7升

2800
02:00:26,533 --> 02:00:28,133
加仑腌黄瓜

2801
02:00:28,700 --> 02:00:30,166
他为啥吃这么多

2802
02:00:30,400 --> 02:00:30,966
小心

2803
02:00:30,966 --> 02:00:34,499
腌黄瓜我最多也就吃个1片左右吧

2804
02:00:35,066 --> 02:00:36,933
也不是一片就是一根

2805
02:00:36,933 --> 02:00:39,333
一根腌黄瓜也就最多一根

2806
02:00:40,266 --> 02:00:42,366
今天播这么久是不是很勤劳

2807
02:00:42,366 --> 02:00:43,166
嘿嘿

2808
02:00:43,666 --> 02:00:45,166
怎么又有人笑走动了

2809
02:00:45,166 --> 02:00:48,266
被坏女人迷呀迷呀呵呵的蒙骗了

2810
02:00:49,166 --> 02:00:52,899
总帮我商量一下我帮你拿下娜娜的2289

2811
02:00:52,900 --> 02:00:53,700
然后呢

2812
02:00:53,900 --> 02:00:57,466
作为交换我要把我装扮的001给你是吧

2813
02:00:57,700 --> 02:00:59,700
我都预判了你的操作了

2814
02:00:59,700 --> 02:01:00,900
我才不要呢

2815
02:01:03,166 --> 02:01:04,266
我没了

2816
02:01:06,066 --> 02:01:10,133
谢谢可宝谢谢谢谢遥控外地感动的

2817
02:01:13,733 --> 02:01:16,966
one two three time

2818
02:01:29,300 --> 02:01:32,100
to fall in the dark

2819
02:01:36,466 --> 02:01:39,766
stuck at all that soon i wanna be mine

2820
02:01:41,933 --> 02:01:44,699
每次一到要下播我就会提前

2821
02:01:45,366 --> 02:01:47,133
简单沉默一下

2822
02:01:47,400 --> 02:01:49,700
要不然的话整理一下情绪啊

2823
02:01:49,700 --> 02:01:51,166
等下太激动了

2824
02:01:51,533 --> 02:01:53,399
太激动了容易下不了播

2825
02:01:53,400 --> 02:01:55,766
缓和一下缓和一下

2826
02:01:55,966 --> 02:01:58,599
呼呼嗯嗯

2827
02:02:00,900 --> 02:02:02,733
早该兮兮了

2828
02:02:03,666 --> 02:02:04,466
哎呀

2829
02:02:05,900 --> 02:02:08,733
为什么直播间不能发表情包呀

2830
02:02:09,300 --> 02:02:11,100
发点那个小水塔

2831
02:02:11,100 --> 02:02:14,500
然后让主播狠狠的嘿嘿一下

2832
02:02:16,066 --> 02:02:17,466
不是激动的下班

2833
02:02:17,466 --> 02:02:19,899
是直播的时候太激动了然后

2834
02:02:20,000 --> 02:02:21,000
然后现在

2835
02:02:21,600 --> 02:02:22,333
因为

2836
02:02:22,333 --> 02:02:25,266
因为要下班了所以要平复一下寝室

2837
02:02:25,266 --> 02:02:28,899
要不然下班之后太太兴奋了有点尴尬

2838
02:02:29,066 --> 02:02:33,299
雪花也在从前有低调啊啊啊啊啊啊

2839
02:02:38,100 --> 02:02:40,366
保持优良习

2840
02:02:41,000 --> 02:02:41,800
惯

2841
02:02:44,733 --> 02:02:47,266
你先别急我急我急

2842
02:02:47,266 --> 02:02:50,399
当米亚米亚宣布下播的时候

2843
02:02:50,400 --> 02:02:51,666
日出沸腾了

2844
02:02:51,666 --> 02:02:54,666
大家都在问米亚米亚是谁

2845
02:02:57,100 --> 02:02:57,900
呃呃

2846
02:02:57,900 --> 02:03:02,100
这个感觉感觉这个笑话还挺有水平的

2847
02:03:02,700 --> 02:03:04,866
下班让人神清气爽

2848
02:03:04,866 --> 02:03:06,199
就像新的一年

2849
02:03:06,266 --> 02:03:07,399
这个惨淡一发

2850
02:03:07,400 --> 02:03:10,066
偷到了这个摇光的新内裤一样

2851
02:03:10,333 --> 02:03:12,566
套在自己身上一样舒爽是吧

2852
02:03:14,266 --> 02:03:16,366
这什么时间你居然来看我

2853
02:03:16,366 --> 02:03:21,333
嗨下午我跟你居然会在直播间相遇

2854
02:03:21,900 --> 02:03:23,966
这是有生以来第一次吧

2855
02:03:24,166 --> 02:03:25,699
你怎么也没睡觉啊

2856
02:03:28,700 --> 02:03:29,500
啊

2857
02:03:30,866 --> 02:03:31,799
啊

2858
02:03:33,366 --> 02:03:36,899
什么叫总算可以不用伺候这群人

2859
02:03:37,133 --> 02:03:39,566
这群人你怎么给观众加币呀

2860
02:03:39,933 --> 02:03:40,499
对吧

2861
02:03:40,500 --> 02:03:43,300
我直播的时候难道不是这个这个这个

2862
02:03:43,300 --> 02:03:44,666
坐在铲铲一番

2863
02:03:44,666 --> 02:03:47,199
这个这个这个人肉椅子上面吗

2864
02:03:49,000 --> 02:03:51,366
你们在复读些什么呀

2865
02:03:51,733 --> 02:03:53,199
对吧难道不是说这个

2866
02:03:53,200 --> 02:03:53,466
你们

2867
02:03:53,466 --> 02:03:56,566
你们两个人莫非是被我当椅子坐累了

2868
02:03:56,733 --> 02:03:59,199
早上7点啊你起这么早

2869
02:03:59,500 --> 02:04:03,266
我还说因为主要是经常11点左右

2870
02:04:03,300 --> 02:04:05,933
上午11点还能见到见到那个什么

2871
02:04:06,666 --> 02:04:10,099
见到灵宝啊阿k啊他们我就感觉英国

2872
02:04:10,100 --> 02:04:13,000
那边是不是一直都是永夜呀

2873
02:04:13,400 --> 02:04:16,333
要坐就坐我们说好的坐电竞椅呢

2874
02:04:16,333 --> 02:04:17,366
对坐电竞椅

2875
02:04:17,366 --> 02:04:18,366
坐电竞椅

2876
02:04:19,133 --> 02:04:20,899
真坐吗假的假的

2877
02:04:23,100 --> 02:04:25,866
主播你原先ID是不是105开头啊

2878
02:04:25,866 --> 02:04:26,766
我不知道哎

2879
02:04:27,000 --> 02:04:28,900
我叫魔女的心之火

2880
02:04:31,800 --> 02:04:35,800
戒了烟我不习惯

2881
02:04:35,800 --> 02:04:39,566
没有你我怎么办

2882
02:04:39,866 --> 02:04:43,533
三年零一个礼拜

2883
02:04:43,800 --> 02:04:47,500
才学会怎么忍耐

2884
02:04:47,766 --> 02:04:51,799
你给过我的伤害

2885
02:04:52,133 --> 02:04:55,333
是没有一句策划

2886
02:04:55,866 --> 02:04:59,666
戒了烟染上悲伤

2887
02:04:59,933 --> 02:05:02,399
我的故乡

2888
02:05:04,666 --> 02:05:06,866
带大家一起来看看我的切片吧

2889
02:05:06,866 --> 02:05:07,666
要不然

2890
02:05:08,366 --> 02:05:10,066
能唱大声点吗

2891
02:05:10,366 --> 02:05:11,399
欢迎肖林

2892
02:05:15,766 --> 02:05:17,966
除草机什么情况啊除草机

2893
02:05:17,966 --> 02:05:18,866
这么多除草机

2894
02:05:18,866 --> 02:05:19,933
在我的下面

2895
02:05:19,966 --> 02:05:22,699
在我的这个这个这视频下面

2896
02:05:22,733 --> 02:05:26,499
我我我说这个什么除草机只会入断

2897
02:05:26,500 --> 02:05:28,200
然后一群除草机在下面复读

2898
02:05:28,200 --> 02:05:29,066
他们表情包

2899
02:05:29,066 --> 02:05:30,199
对呀对呀

2900
02:05:30,800 --> 02:05:31,933
对呀对呀

2901
02:05:31,966 --> 02:05:33,666
呃呃我不好说了

2902
02:05:35,900 --> 02:05:39,466
戒了烟我不习惯

2903
02:05:39,800 --> 02:05:43,366
没有你我怎么办

2904
02:05:43,866 --> 02:05:47,499
3年零一个礼拜

2905
02:05:47,766 --> 02:05:51,533
才学会怎么忍耐

2906
02:05:51,866 --> 02:05:55,599
你给过我的伤害

2907
02:05:55,733 --> 02:05:59,799
是没有一句责怪

2908
02:06:03,800 --> 02:06:07,700
戒了烟染上悲伤

2909
02:06:07,766 --> 02:06:10,666
我也不想

2910
02:06:12,100 --> 02:06:13,400
做你你是按摩椅

2911
02:06:13,400 --> 02:06:16,500
按摩椅屁都没有用按摩椅没有用

2912
02:06:17,133 --> 02:06:20,266
通宵这个没有放戒烟就等于下播了

2913
02:06:20,266 --> 02:06:22,066
戒烟是直播间异地

2914
02:06:23,400 --> 02:06:25,266
戒烟是直播间异地

2915
02:06:26,333 --> 02:06:29,533
好的谢谢大家今天的陪伴和支持

2916
02:06:29,566 --> 02:06:32,299
非常非常感谢大家在本来是工作日

2917
02:06:32,400 --> 02:06:34,566
乱乱七八糟的杂谈怀里面

2918
02:06:34,666 --> 02:06:37,999
还愿意在这个工作日的这个白天

2919
02:06:38,000 --> 02:06:41,000
来陪伴一只紫色的矮者小猫

2920
02:06:41,200 --> 02:06:42,500
别异地好吗

2921
02:06:42,500 --> 02:06:45,500
哈哈哈我总觉得你在说的不是这个

2922
02:06:45,500 --> 02:06:46,200
异地的意思

2923
02:06:46,200 --> 02:06:47,366
是别的意思吧

2924
02:06:48,666 --> 02:06:51,266
谢谢谢谢谢谢谢谢

2925
02:06:52,133 --> 02:06:54,599
谢谢阳光的总督

2926
02:06:55,266 --> 02:06:57,066
啊好大的2020

2927
02:06:57,300 --> 02:06:58,500
喵喵喵喵喵

2928
02:06:58,566 --> 02:06:59,933
爱心在偷喵

2929
02:07:00,566 --> 02:07:02,799
开心嘿嘿

2930
02:07:03,900 --> 02:07:05,600
谢谢肖林的舰长

2931
02:07:05,600 --> 02:07:07,300
谢谢杜苍渊的舰长范凡

2932
02:07:07,300 --> 02:07:10,766
感谢谢谢倾城大人的IC谢谢陆宇的IC

2933
02:07:10,933 --> 02:07:12,066
感谢支持

2934
02:07:12,166 --> 02:07:14,166
谢谢沈毅的彩虹甜筒

2935
02:07:14,166 --> 02:07:16,499
谢谢酋长的干杯红灯的第二者

2936
02:07:16,500 --> 02:07:18,766
谢谢晚上的喵娘和星河入梦

2937
02:07:19,066 --> 02:07:22,266
谢谢直播小电视的红包感谢支持

2938
02:07:22,500 --> 02:07:24,733
嗯嗯爱你个锻炼

2939
02:07:25,933 --> 02:07:27,766
主播不会知道别的意思吧

2940
02:07:27,766 --> 02:07:29,399
主播怎么就不知道别的意思呢

2941
02:07:29,400 --> 02:07:31,866
主播一直都是纯纯的抽支烟的对吧

2942
02:07:31,866 --> 02:07:33,066
主播当然知道了

2943
02:07:41,566 --> 02:07:46,766
我希望许过的愿望一路生花

2944
02:07:46,766 --> 02:07:50,999
护送那时的我抵挡过风沙

2945
02:07:52,800 --> 02:07:58,333
岁月如樱花如诗写谁的韶华

2946
02:07:58,366 --> 02:08:02,566
疯狂的热爱夹带着文雅

2947
02:08:09,466 --> 02:08:10,266
you

2948
02:08:16,400 --> 02:08:18,733
这下总督比提督多了

2949
02:08:18,733 --> 02:08:20,966
哈哈主播的水平太高了

2950
02:08:20,966 --> 02:08:24,733
那这个你你都把总督算成历史

2951
02:08:24,733 --> 02:08:26,533
就是历史上过总督就算

2952
02:08:26,533 --> 02:08:29,666
那你为什么不历史上过提督的都算呢

2953
02:08:33,366 --> 02:08:37,133
拜拜你拜拜拜拜拜拜阳光

2954
02:08:42,400 --> 02:08:43,066
啥意思啊

2955
02:08:43,066 --> 02:08:44,733
你怎么不知道这是百度啊

2956
02:08:44,733 --> 02:08:45,799
你怎么吊我呢

2957
02:08:45,800 --> 02:08:47,900
别吊我真是的

2958
02:08:48,700 --> 02:08:50,600
为什么刚来主播就走

2959
02:08:50,600 --> 02:08:53,533
我就知道你要说这种这种这种这种

2960
02:08:53,533 --> 02:08:56,499
壁画呀我知道你要说这种壁画哼

2961
02:08:57,366 --> 02:08:59,666
一眼刚来鉴定为对吧

2962
02:08:59,666 --> 02:09:02,499
一人迷烟鉴定为惨淡一发刚来

2963
02:09:04,166 --> 02:09:07,466
拜呀拜拜拜拜拜拜

2964
02:09:18,900 --> 02:09:20,566
他怎么改名了呀

2965
02:09:20,733 --> 02:09:22,366
no he wants to get lost

2966
02:09:22,366 --> 02:09:25,566
show some kind of heart to show the world cool

2967
02:09:25,566 --> 02:09:27,399
i must bet them all

2968
02:09:27,500 --> 02:09:30,566
she needs a little much content

2969
02:09:30,566 --> 02:09:33,333
it's a boy time i want she's

2970
02:09:33,333 --> 02:09:37,166
谢谢谢谢高高的总督

2971
02:09:37,666 --> 02:09:41,933
那么祝大家今天你要顺顺利利

2972
02:09:47,133 --> 02:09:48,366
i can't go down

2973
02:09:48,366 --> 02:09:51,299
he was so movie that i'm in

2974
02:09:55,600 --> 02:09:57,000
a house