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she walk she ain't watching i oh more than enough

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condo no metal drama

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conana

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oh don't it kimmy oh

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aisha

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da da only lumua

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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in the ghett ay ay Kono Saki Sito no kotoki

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Minokio so double d k yo so did that you boom yeah

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对不起

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对不起我迟到了但是那个怎么说呢

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呃因为我今天下到地下室的时候啊

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本来是打算对吧

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给大家按时来直播的呀

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但是

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跪下爬

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那个就本来打算给大家按时直播的呀

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结果这下楼发现

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我嫩大一个电脑不见了

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只剩下一台外星人了

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昨天妖姬把我电脑给借走了

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虽然他那个借走了

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但是

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我为了直播我给他的其实是我的那个

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外星人就给他的新电脑啊

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然后他不知道为什么就

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就自己半夜写作业的时候

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然后把我的旧电脑拿走了

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把我的外星人留在了地下室

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我去楼下的时候

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只能对着一个外星人垄断

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我就想就他现在都没声音啊

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他这个微信也不理我

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我就觉得是不是他是不是睡觉了

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我就想着我先自己找一下吧

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找来找去没找到了之后

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发现不知道他藏到哪里去了

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他藏到他自己包里面去了

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哈哈哈主播怎么在电脑都能丢啊啊

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讨厌咱们

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晚上好晚上好大家

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呃呃呃晚上好呀

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晚上好哲学天机

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晚上好长寿

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晚上好酋长如此慵懒唱歌

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晚上好阳光

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晚上好收收姥爷

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晚上好玉桂艳艳

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我真的不想迟到

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主要今天呃11:45来不是11点来啊

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是因为太太累了

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我今天睡的时间太久了

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才发现b l s还有抽奖

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你可以参加明天的那个

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我看刘华抽到了那个

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限量什么22个的那个

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那个头衔

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阳光平时运气怎么样

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运气还可以的话可以试一下那个

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那叫什么来着

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那个PICO的那个3D VR的那个

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不

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是老懒猫呀是昨天加班加了好久呢

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一天两场体力就容易跟不上

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那个呃申请一下申请一下

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大家我能吃一口薯片吗

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云梦中啊

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哇这么棒哎

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云梦哪个号呀

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是他那个VF号还是他那个

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他那个那个什么号呀

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那个弟弟号呀

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加油为什么炒点布丁好吃呢

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不可以我要吃我要吃薯片

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帮我点啊

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张嘴

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漂泊一段情开花结果

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缓缓低头听途说眼前的失落

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自我奏一曲与子诉说

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山外钟声凋落蜿蜒门庭

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好听吧我特意练过的

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好听吧吃东西好听吧

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欢迎东方中

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谢谢小灰灰的这个行业打call和牛蛙

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获得你而厉害的感谢支持

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好听吧嗯

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因为以前听那个

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吃播睡觉就那种咀嚼音口腔触发音

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听的多了

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然后我自己也开始学那种吃饭的方式

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哈哈哈

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锁众生外寻因果

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三生路上念着佛说

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佛说过人生太寂寞

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三生石旁念着般若

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佛祖说不甘

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就此路过

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什么叫楼上有老鼠踩着塑料袋的声音

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啊

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真的会生气

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哈哈

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我真的会生气哼

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晚上好大家

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没吃饭没吃饭那个稍微潜电两口啊

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潜电两口

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众所周知

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只要没写就是0卡啊

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不对这众所周知这个

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就吃一点点没关系的啊

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晚安哲学我要胜利

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晚安晚安

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晚上好

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谢谢大家的不要二次能量石啊

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现在是不是打下个赛段了

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为钟声凋落

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蜿蜒满地扰人的枷锁

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谁又探头浅酌醉别月下

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在我膝上卧尘世

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咋这样呢

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你这带的什么牌子啊

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小灰灰

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烟烟能请你跟我说句晚安吗谢谢你

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别别你怎么这么客气

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别别别晚安晚安

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呃无敌伟大的灰色受委屈姥爷

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哈哈哈晚安晚安晚安

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我要送你么么哒

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么么么么

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嗯嗯做个好梦啊

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这谁啊这个每天高强度按照嗓子

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喝水好像已经有点救不了了

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啊谢谢任肖老爷子的s c啊

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或者你爱离开的

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主播怎么还顶着呢

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破布丁啊

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我愿意你管我

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我头上的布丁也在愤怒的抖动

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不可以打妹

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不可以嫌弃布布

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呃

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我的布丁

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点歌凤舞九天

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好好

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好注意身体好吗

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没问题主要就是

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平常的时候

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想播那么长时间也没人看

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现在好不容易能摁到几天啊

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然后这个有人看了我觉得还挺好的

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对

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主播怎么还踩着这个肥猫啊

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主播啊那是我的布丁欢迎

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黑皮我这个牌子是吧

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我要凉梦你

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你带这么个牌子打这么个s夜

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很难让人不多想啊

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凤舞九天

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凤舞九天什么歌

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凤舞九天DJ版是吧MC石头

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YX鬼魅凤舞九天金色年华抖音东古版

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我听起来他是一首古风歌呀

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欢迎逍遥大人

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欢迎所有的朋友走进凤舞九天

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最新的专曲最新的狂暴音乐

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OK您准备好了吗

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这个时间最狂暴的音乐依然由MC神九

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为你播出

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能切了吗

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能切了我觉得差不多可以了

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别点楚歌了

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不许点楚歌了

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我真的会谢齐伟我真的会谢宝宝

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猫猫真可爱晚上好呦

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别点楚歌了

175
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薯片十分的珍贵我吃的特别珍惜

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就国内那种很正常的乐吃薯片

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3块5一包的那种

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看一下多少克呀

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你这什么新头衔

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我操好酷

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油光你这什么

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你这好好看

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就70克的那种

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热吃薯片3块5的那种

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主播在这边要花3块5也是刀

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就是就是就是就是

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也是3块5但是刀

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5倍这薯片真的很珍贵

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我一般逛超市我都不敢买

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你想想这两天流水哇这么高

191
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一开心买了一包啊然后就放在背上吃

192
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怎么还有熟人

193
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我不不我我我受不了

194
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我把它切掉我把它切掉了

195
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大无语事件发生

196
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主播竟然是女子大学生

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主播居然不能跟小仙女共青

198
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真的是极美哈哈哈我真的剁了啾啾

199
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主播

200
00:10:23,966 --> 00:10:26,899
这个这个这个正在大无语媚男中啊

201
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然后这个怎么说

202
00:10:28,700 --> 00:10:31,900
呃这个这个这个女生要帮助女生啊

203
00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:34,800
怎么能跟臭男人共情呢对吧

204
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走在街上本不该出门的

205
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星期天会下起雨

206
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刚好可以

207
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应该怎么读啊

208
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什么盗版Meta

209
00:10:49,966 --> 00:10:51,133
应该怎么读啊

210
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退退退倒来了

211
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集美的鸡腱子卷卷纸的脆脆脆的

212
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我一把就剁椒椒的

213
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软乎乎的糯唧唧的啊

214
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这个

215
00:11:03,333 --> 00:11:06,899
米啊米啊头上的布丁啊软乎乎诺基基

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00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:11,066
弥漫着这个奶香味又有谁能抵挡的了

217
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这样这个这个这个这个这个这个这个

218
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不吃后悔一万年

219
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我暴炫小布丁好吧

220
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妹子我做啾啾

221
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晚安喵有人不疯喵

222
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主播怎么可能有奶香啊

223
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我说的是这个布丁布丁

224
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想换个人恋爱

225
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又害怕麻烦

226
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却愿意花时间纠缠

227
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总想戒掉陪

228
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明天早上就没有早播了

229
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我觉得明天早上我得休息一下

230
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天天这么高强度直播

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下播睡觉

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睡完又上播

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感觉自己脑子就一直在直播间啊

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然后如果说

235
00:12:00,733 --> 00:12:03,533
把那个作息调过来的话就还好一些

236
00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:09,100
没吃过布丁能给我吃一个吗

237
00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:10,733
但是我的布丁只有小布丁啊

238
00:12:10,733 --> 00:12:12,099
你能炫我的小布丁吗

239
00:12:12,100 --> 00:12:13,066
不太好吧

240
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:20,533
剑破琴心为啥会被屏蔽

241
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:22,300
这是啥呀

242
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:25,099
见过的啤酒下单的外卖

243
00:12:25,100 --> 00:12:27,533
留在拥抱的红绿灯前

244
00:12:27,533 --> 00:12:29,933
踮着手表的手略显疲

245
00:12:29,933 --> 00:12:31,133
没屏蔽啊

246
00:12:31,466 --> 00:12:33,099
你这不是发出来了吗

247
00:12:37,066 --> 00:12:38,499
看到你感觉精神了

248
00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:39,666
你这个怪东西

249
00:12:39,666 --> 00:12:42,266
艾瑞巴蒂嗨起来呦

250
00:12:43,666 --> 00:12:46,299
呦呵BGM纯音乐

251
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:47,933
要点歌吗

252
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:49,166
等一下等一下

253
00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:50,466
炫炫你的

254
00:12:50,533 --> 00:12:51,333
嗯

255
00:12:51,666 --> 00:12:53,099
炫炫我呀

256
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,866
嘴嘴是真的会歪歪捏

257
00:12:57,466 --> 00:12:59,499
哈哈哈哈

258
00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:06,066
挑剔的浆块一闪闪又渐渐

259
00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:08,966
妄想难过止步不前

260
00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:20,099
挑剔的将回忆删删又减减

261
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,766
妄想难过只不过

262
00:13:22,766 --> 00:13:25,766
主要是每天直播时间太久了

263
00:13:25,933 --> 00:13:27,399
就导致那个什么

264
00:13:27,866 --> 00:13:31,199
导致上播之后没有办法像以前那样

265
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:33,800
像机关枪一样不停的说话了

266
00:13:34,666 --> 00:13:37,199
感觉这这犹如米叶米亚的门

267
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,000
没啊

268
00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:40,800
怎么今天一天都那么困我还去睡会吧

269
00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:43,900
我这阳光可以开开窗户

270
00:13:44,133 --> 00:13:46,766
或者这个这个这个换换空气

271
00:13:46,966 --> 00:13:48,099
一直都困的话

272
00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:50,533
可能是房间含氧量太低了

273
00:13:51,166 --> 00:13:53,766
不是我我在我楼上的那个房间

274
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:55,466
就可以一睡一整天

275
00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:57,600
在楼下这个比较空气流通

276
00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:59,400
的地方就适合睡不着觉

277
00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:01,866
晚上好

278
00:14:06,466 --> 00:14:08,299
烟烟我能骂骂你吗

279
00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:09,400
如果你不骂我的话

280
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:11,566
你刚给我打完米你想骂什么

281
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:12,600
还有保护罩

282
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:14,566
你可以先骂一下我看看

283
00:14:15,533 --> 00:14:17,399
你去洗澡顺便换换气

284
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:18,200
OK

285
00:14:18,866 --> 00:14:20,533
其实这个时间也该睡了

286
00:14:20,533 --> 00:14:22,566
但一般来说你都几点睡觉啊

287
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,200
你不是睡了午觉吗

288
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:26,266
睡了午觉的话这个时间会困吗

289
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:27,299
骂我艳艳

290
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,966
我不要我不要去排队

291
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,600
欢迎小会

292
00:14:41,533 --> 00:14:45,199
会呀会会咱们有新周边了

293
00:14:45,266 --> 00:14:47,366
你要米亚米亚的地毯吗

294
00:14:47,766 --> 00:14:50,966
米亚米亚大脸地毯可以踩在脚下的

295
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,933
啊谢谢治疗坏血病的橙子

296
00:14:53,933 --> 00:14:55,299
哇你的头像是

297
00:14:57,966 --> 00:15:00,166
你的头像是那个东方的

298
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:01,500
哈哈哈哈

299
00:15:04,666 --> 00:15:05,866
是燕姐还是

300
00:15:06,766 --> 00:15:07,566
谁来着

301
00:15:09,266 --> 00:15:10,133
谢谢你的涂鸦

302
00:15:10,133 --> 00:15:12,399
感谢支持欢迎大家关注

303
00:15:12,666 --> 00:15:13,733
什么主播

304
00:15:14,566 --> 00:15:16,999
周边周边其中的周边

305
00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:20,200
不我的老周边还没翻呢

306
00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:21,199
你都要什么

307
00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:22,700
你给我打个包

308
00:15:26,566 --> 00:15:27,699
扭脱万元

309
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:34,933
什么怎么拥有呀

310
00:15:35,066 --> 00:15:36,733
地毯呢也是提租的

311
00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:39,399
小慧上个月的提租周边没发

312
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:41,366
就他没没没说要什么

313
00:15:41,366 --> 00:15:42,499
所以说那个

314
00:15:43,133 --> 00:15:45,366
问他要不要这个月新的

315
00:15:45,933 --> 00:15:48,166
我收到那个地毯的反图了

316
00:15:48,933 --> 00:15:50,166
还挺好看的

317
00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:54,466
就是有人说紫色肥猫

318
00:15:54,466 --> 00:15:56,299
是不是要踩你的大脸

319
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,533
说这不是正是你们想做的事情吗

320
00:15:59,666 --> 00:16:01,499
然后我不知道主播欠了我啥

321
00:16:02,066 --> 00:16:03,799
就是这个绿化的地产了

322
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:05,366
我找一下那15颗

323
00:16:11,866 --> 00:16:12,666
这个这个

324
00:16:17,066 --> 00:16:20,466
一个小圆毯然后可以放在书桌下面

325
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:23,000
大概几十个熊猫

326
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,733
你完了我换我大号去

327
00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:25,533
你还有大号

328
00:16:25,533 --> 00:16:27,399
我到三年之期已到

329
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:28,333
恭迎什么

330
00:16:28,366 --> 00:16:30,499
苏依晨少爷回宫是吧

331
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:33,266
不知道欠啥就是没欠

332
00:16:33,266 --> 00:16:36,566
他他他他不知道就我来安排就好了

333
00:16:43,466 --> 00:16:47,133
喜欢Miamia的小伙伴点点关注不迷路离

334
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:15,199
我对薯片最大的印象就是

335
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,400
上高中的时候

336
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,000
大家早上可能都起的晚来不及吃饭

337
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:24,266
然后第二节课有一个叫大课间的东西

338
00:17:24,266 --> 00:17:27,966
有的时候大家就把这个跳操给淘了

339
00:17:28,066 --> 00:17:29,399
淘了之后就去那个

340
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:31,466
校园里面小超市买东西吃

341
00:17:32,966 --> 00:17:35,766
关键大家都买一些就比较隐蔽的东西

342
00:17:35,766 --> 00:17:37,199
要么就在路上吃完的

343
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,200
要么就是软的面包之类的

344
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:40,299
老师这个

345
00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:42,733
背过肾的时候可以偷偷的嚼一口

346
00:17:43,933 --> 00:17:45,933
只有我的同桌

347
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,099
他每次都非常的勇敢

348
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:50,100
他每次都买那种脆脆的

349
00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:52,466
巨大声音的薯片呢之类的

350
00:17:52,466 --> 00:17:53,999
然后我作为他的同桌

351
00:17:54,166 --> 00:17:57,366
就每天啊每次第三节课就听到他在那

352
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,566
这天上下下的嘎嘣嘎嘣

353
00:18:03,566 --> 00:18:05,366
你的意思是叫我踩你吗

354
00:18:05,366 --> 00:18:06,266
也不是不行啊

355
00:18:06,266 --> 00:18:08,199
你也可以把这个顶在你头上

356
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,500
也可以披在你身上

357
00:18:09,666 --> 00:18:10,766
你可以踩你

358
00:18:10,933 --> 00:18:12,066
你可以踩我

359
00:18:12,266 --> 00:18:14,099
看你吧看你怎么想

360
00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:18,933
哥们接下来两个月不出现

361
00:18:18,933 --> 00:18:20,133
你会想哥们吗

362
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:21,599
那你为什么两个月不出现呢

363
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:22,933
你对我梁某人吗

364
00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:25,066
主播我接下来两分钟都不出现

365
00:18:25,066 --> 00:18:25,866
你会想我吗

366
00:18:25,866 --> 00:18:27,099
我不会发现啊

367
00:18:27,466 --> 00:18:28,466
才两分钟

368
00:18:28,466 --> 00:18:31,333
主播曾经是演讲都能把这两分钟过去

369
00:18:31,333 --> 00:18:32,666
我哪会知道啊

370
00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:35,166
背过身那口能吃上啥

371
00:18:35,166 --> 00:18:36,566
就狠狠的咬一口啊

372
00:18:36,566 --> 00:18:38,899
然后就像玩123木头人一样

373
00:18:38,933 --> 00:18:41,299
他背身写字的时候大家就拼命的嚼

374
00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:43,066
嚼嚼嚼哈哈哈

375
00:18:43,066 --> 00:18:46,099
整个教室里弥漫着一股鸡肉卷

376
00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:47,766
还有烤肠的香气啊

377
00:18:47,766 --> 00:18:49,366
老是要假装不知道

378
00:18:49,533 --> 00:18:51,466
哥们要去给你证明了

379
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:54,500
这么辛苦啊是要正常时差的吗

380
00:18:55,766 --> 00:18:58,533
主播接下来就看不见我你会想我吗

381
00:18:58,533 --> 00:19:00,799
我会的但是你还会回来的吧

382
00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:01,900
对吧

383
00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:04,366
咱俩都这么长时间了你还会回来的吧

384
00:19:04,366 --> 00:19:05,366
我知道了

385
00:19:07,933 --> 00:19:10,333
要工作了吗要正式工作了吗

386
00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:11,699
加油加油

387
00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:13,866
正式工作很厉害呢

388
00:19:14,266 --> 00:19:16,933
主播我接下来两秒都别出现

389
00:19:16,933 --> 00:19:18,566
你能别想我吗

390
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,466
好的好的我不想你

391
00:19:20,466 --> 00:19:22,366
假装没看到假装没看到

392
00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:26,766
一二啊姚光好久没有出现过了

393
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,166
姚光去哪里了呢

394
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,533
不知道啊不知道

395
00:19:29,533 --> 00:19:31,899
姚光姚光不见了啊

396
00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:33,933
好了好了哈哈

397
00:19:34,366 --> 00:19:36,133
到时候最晚10点睡觉

398
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:39,566
那你早班搞不好还能还能来看我吧

399
00:19:39,733 --> 00:19:40,666
你不回来了

400
00:19:40,666 --> 00:19:42,733
主播你以后都不来了

401
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,000
为什么呀

402
00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:47,400
问妹啊什么情况

403
00:19:47,533 --> 00:19:52,133
姚光哈哈哈一直都很熟啊一直都很熟

404
00:20:04,533 --> 00:20:06,866
姚光不见的第一秒想他

405
00:20:06,866 --> 00:20:08,933
姚光不见的第二秒哎

406
00:20:08,933 --> 00:20:10,399
姚光谁啊

407
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:11,866
好熟悉的名字

408
00:20:11,866 --> 00:20:13,266
不能忘记的人

409
00:20:13,733 --> 00:20:14,599
你完蛋了

410
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:18,666
哈哈哈因为感情淡了

411
00:20:18,666 --> 00:20:19,933
你常来吗

412
00:20:20,066 --> 00:20:21,466
啊真的吗

413
00:20:21,733 --> 00:20:23,599
你不喜欢我呀小慧

414
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:30,600
早上7点上工程上工工友们很亲切

415
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:33,800
洗澡去了

416
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,966
祈祷通风过程中别进虫子

417
00:20:35,966 --> 00:20:37,399
二楼虫子还挺多的

418
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,733
二楼有纱窗吗

419
00:20:39,733 --> 00:20:40,966
弄个纱窗呀

420
00:20:42,266 --> 00:20:44,266
开着纱窗应该就行了吧

421
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:48,966
不过我感觉就是这种比较低的

422
00:20:48,966 --> 00:20:49,799
这种楼层

423
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:52,666
就算有纱窗也会莫名其妙的进东西啊

424
00:20:52,866 --> 00:20:54,566
以前主播在南方住的时

425
00:20:54,566 --> 00:20:56,499
候就是也是住一个二楼

426
00:20:57,766 --> 00:21:02,266
家里面最简单的时候进来过蚊子苍蝇

427
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:03,700
还有小蚂蚁

428
00:21:03,766 --> 00:21:06,499
最离谱的时候进过来两只壁虎

429
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:07,800
还是一前一后

430
00:21:07,866 --> 00:21:11,166
我就洗澡的时候把那个纱窗打开

431
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,666
因为想换气

432
00:21:13,933 --> 00:21:16,999
就眼睁睁的看着他们从那个瓷砖

433
00:21:17,166 --> 00:21:20,699
跟纱窗的缝里面把自己挤进来

434
00:21:21,333 --> 00:21:22,533
贼离谱

435
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:25,299
就我就觉得

436
00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:27,766
纱窗这个东西是不是人类给自己

437
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,700
弄过一个心理作用啊

438
00:21:29,900 --> 00:21:31,300
是不是这种就是

439
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:36,100
别墅型的房子一般都很容易进这种呃

440
00:21:36,166 --> 00:21:37,299
感觉上很离谱

441
00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:39,966
但实际上细想又非常合理的东西啊

442
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:42,133
对啊都不知道这哪来的

443
00:21:42,133 --> 00:21:44,733
尤其是他们在你家可能还长得很大

444
00:21:44,733 --> 00:21:45,999
吃的还很饱

445
00:21:46,533 --> 00:21:47,666
往墙上一趴

446
00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:49,700
你都怕他睡觉的时候掉你嘴里

447
00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:51,366
你根本不知道怎么处理他

448
00:21:51,466 --> 00:21:52,499
你打的他吧

449
00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:53,500
你说他要是

450
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:56,366
他要是小动物你感觉他挺欺负人的

451
00:21:56,366 --> 00:21:58,166
他也不像蚊子会吸你的血

452
00:21:58,166 --> 00:22:01,133
你不打他他真是越长越胖啊我的天呐

453
00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:04,166
主播你这豪宅还有人住吗

454
00:22:04,166 --> 00:22:06,199
不是那边不是那边是另一边

455
00:22:10,466 --> 00:22:11,266
你家9楼

456
00:22:11,266 --> 00:22:12,366
进来给我传

457
00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:14,733
什么来传高中

458
00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:17,133
你就是约会大作战的男主角

459
00:22:17,133 --> 00:22:17,866
世道是吧

460
00:22:17,866 --> 00:22:19,266
来传高中是吧

461
00:22:19,366 --> 00:22:31,566
she says she messed up

462
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,300
哎呀怎么去加拿大呀坐船吗

463
00:22:37,300 --> 00:22:39,100
我是其实我是偷偷的趴

464
00:22:39,100 --> 00:22:41,666
在别的旅客的行李箱上面过来的呀

465
00:22:41,966 --> 00:22:42,733
然后这个

466
00:22:42,733 --> 00:22:45,533
我让这个旅客谎报他携带的宠物

467
00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:47,466
然后我走宠物托运来了

468
00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:48,566
变成大尾巴猫猫

469
00:22:48,566 --> 00:22:50,066
这样可以省机票钱

470
00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:52,766
然后呢主播下次见下次见啊小灰

471
00:22:52,900 --> 00:22:53,733
嗯嗯

472
00:22:54,933 --> 00:22:56,666
别不来嘛有空来看看

473
00:22:56,666 --> 00:22:59,299
我用尾巴张着双脚飞过去的

474
00:22:59,300 --> 00:23:00,066
我太累了

475
00:23:00,066 --> 00:23:02,366
现在魔法还没休息到那种程度呢

476
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,866
your thoughts like you're yours and

477
00:23:15,366 --> 00:23:16,166
i

478
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,533
恐怕还看过约会大作战

479
00:23:22,533 --> 00:23:23,333
那当然了

480
00:23:23,333 --> 00:23:26,566
中患病的时期主播也想去当精灵

481
00:23:27,100 --> 00:23:29,600
因为我真的很喜欢那个那个翻的画风

482
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:32,166
啊感冒在呢在呢

483
00:23:34,466 --> 00:23:36,666
我真的很喜欢那个翻纸画风

484
00:23:38,100 --> 00:23:40,900
为什么不能是跟哥们的约会大作战

485
00:23:42,466 --> 00:23:43,799
首先早上起来

486
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:46,766
你要先有一个梳着双马尾的可爱妹妹

487
00:23:46,900 --> 00:23:49,533
一脚踹在你的麦克风上对吧

488
00:23:49,533 --> 00:23:52,566
然后然后再说约会大作战的事吧

489
00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:54,799
啦啦啦

490
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:03,800
啊

491
00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:07,666
欢迎李宝踹踹你的

492
00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:11,466
我觉得这个那个

493
00:24:11,466 --> 00:24:13,733
他刚开头那个那个叫醒方式就

494
00:24:13,733 --> 00:24:14,999
要不是男主的话

495
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,800
好像是不是一脚把男主踹踹

496
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,466
呃踹成妹妹了

497
00:24:19,466 --> 00:24:21,566
然后所以这个这个

498
00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:25,333
这么多精灵倒贴他他也不为所动啊

499
00:24:25,866 --> 00:24:27,166
感觉这个很危险

500
00:24:27,166 --> 00:24:28,666
稍微一往偏了走

501
00:24:28,666 --> 00:24:30,499
就能走到那个理发分区啊

502
00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:33,866
就那个变成那个爱的爱丽美

503
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:36,700
就不是正正常的动画片了

504
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:43,366
晚安猪猪

505
00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:45,366
怎么了

506
00:24:47,366 --> 00:24:49,766
就是他他他不是那个什么吗

507
00:24:49,766 --> 00:24:51,733
早上起来拥抱太阳

508
00:24:52,300 --> 00:24:53,166
他的妹妹

509
00:24:53,766 --> 00:24:56,099
一脚然后这个这个这个

510
00:24:56,100 --> 00:24:57,766
啊不对这个一个膝盖

511
00:24:57,766 --> 00:24:58,566
然后

512
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:00,666
压在他身上啊

513
00:25:00,933 --> 00:25:02,733
给帽惨淡一番

514
00:25:03,133 --> 00:25:04,333
惨淡一番

515
00:25:04,866 --> 00:25:05,666
哼

516
00:25:06,333 --> 00:25:08,199
哼哈哈哈

517
00:25:16,466 --> 00:25:21,899
当代青年英语频繁表现为女生只会说

518
00:25:22,366 --> 00:25:25,166
打call男生只会说看看逆着

519
00:25:26,333 --> 00:25:29,166
除此之外好像没有什么其他的发言了

520
00:25:31,466 --> 00:25:33,533
请给我来份猫猫汉堡

521
00:25:33,533 --> 00:25:35,333
站着站着猫猫布丁

522
00:25:51,566 --> 00:25:55,333
对酒当歌不胜酒力

523
00:25:55,366 --> 00:25:58,999
满身假意为何轻敌

524
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:02,566
有酒消愁不用酒精

525
00:26:02,700 --> 00:26:04,666
何来何来

526
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:08,366
太美丽对酒当歌

527
00:26:08,466 --> 00:26:09,899
不像酒瓶

528
00:26:10,266 --> 00:26:12,666
满眼晚上好人生

529
00:26:14,733 --> 00:26:16,466
你们脑子还没睡醒啊

530
00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:18,133
大家有没有什么今天

531
00:26:18,266 --> 00:26:19,999
想跟我讨论的事情啊

532
00:26:20,766 --> 00:26:22,266
感觉脑子还没睡醒

533
00:26:22,266 --> 00:26:24,133
让我让我让我把精力集中一下

534
00:26:24,133 --> 00:26:25,799
这个薯片不能再吃了

535
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:28,700
要不然我总想着偷一口薯片吃啊

536
00:26:28,733 --> 00:26:30,599
上班不专心是坏人

537
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,733
小飞猫在呢在呢

538
00:26:32,866 --> 00:26:33,799
我在我在

539
00:26:34,333 --> 00:26:37,199
昨晚其实睡的也不早

540
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:40,700
大概也得个3点多钟睡的

541
00:26:40,866 --> 00:26:42,366
看到自己喜欢的队伍

542
00:26:42,366 --> 00:26:44,066
2:0抬走了对面队伍

543
00:26:44,066 --> 00:26:44,999
特别高兴

544
00:26:45,466 --> 00:26:46,899
心满意足的睡着了

545
00:26:46,900 --> 00:26:49,100
炸鸡配什么酱好吃

546
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:53,466
我喜欢呃裹着酱的那种炸鸡啊

547
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:55,466
不喜欢吃那种脆皮的

548
00:26:55,466 --> 00:26:56,466
就是蘸酱的

549
00:26:56,466 --> 00:27:00,766
我喜欢那个外表直接裹满酱的甜辣酱

550
00:27:00,900 --> 00:27:03,700
韩式甜辣酱然后配花生碎

551
00:27:03,700 --> 00:27:06,133
花生碎一定要是不受潮脆的那种

552
00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:09,699
花生脆芝麻还有生菜特别的好吃

553
00:27:09,700 --> 00:27:10,933
再加上年糕

554
00:27:10,966 --> 00:27:13,599
嗯嗯嗯可以试一下

555
00:27:13,866 --> 00:27:14,966
推荐推荐试一下

556
00:27:16,300 --> 00:27:18,966
主播喜欢什么味道的薯片

557
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:23,466
现在在吃的是乐事墨西哥鸡汁番茄味

558
00:27:23,466 --> 00:27:26,399
在国内的时候还会吃那个意式红烩味

559
00:27:26,900 --> 00:27:29,366
有没有人吃过乐视的那个蒜蓉生蚝味

560
00:27:29,366 --> 00:27:31,733
啊昨天我差点想买了想了想

561
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:35,933
失败的代价太大了3块5还是刀

562
00:27:35,966 --> 00:27:38,699
万一不好吃多多尴尬呀

563
00:27:39,566 --> 00:27:42,266
吃肥点不吃不吃还是炸鸡好吃

564
00:27:42,266 --> 00:27:43,266
对的对的

565
00:27:43,566 --> 00:27:45,599
你之前裹了一层面包糠

566
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:46,933
但是感觉不一样

567
00:27:46,966 --> 00:27:49,499
好像确实不一样啊好像是面糊

568
00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:51,800
面包糠是那个

569
00:27:51,900 --> 00:27:55,533
那个炸其他的那种东西比较细的那种

570
00:27:55,533 --> 00:27:57,366
油炸外表是面包糠

571
00:27:57,733 --> 00:27:59,666
炸鸡好像是裹面糊的

572
00:27:59,666 --> 00:28:01,799
淀粉糊跟面糊你可以试一下

573
00:28:02,266 --> 00:28:05,499
主播怎么看待现在的都哈哈哈

574
00:28:08,900 --> 00:28:11,533
感觉感觉不如让米亚米亚统治感觉让

575
00:28:11,533 --> 00:28:13,199
米亚米亚统治更好一点

576
00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:14,700
主播躺着看

577
00:28:14,700 --> 00:28:15,566
看什么呀

578
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:17,566
乐事的樱花虾不错

579
00:28:17,566 --> 00:28:19,266
樱花虾不就是虾味吗

580
00:28:19,266 --> 00:28:20,466
樱花有味吗

581
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:22,666
我记得以前

582
00:28:22,666 --> 00:28:24,999
有一个特别特别风大的产品

583
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,100
叫什么水性旋饼

584
00:28:27,100 --> 00:28:29,466
对其实就是白果冻就是白凉粉

585
00:28:30,166 --> 00:28:31,299
水信玄饼

586
00:28:31,300 --> 00:28:35,100
樱花水信玄饼在我还上初中的时候

587
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:38,200
是网红微商特地推荐的

588
00:28:38,266 --> 00:28:41,799
逢年过节赠送自己的小姐妹必备的

589
00:28:41,866 --> 00:28:43,166
好看家庭

590
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,800
一个圆圆的半圆果冻里面

591
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:48,300
然后包裹着一朵绽放的樱花

592
00:28:48,300 --> 00:28:50,133
但是自从我自己买了之后

593
00:28:50,133 --> 00:28:51,466
发现只有盐味

594
00:28:51,466 --> 00:28:52,566
没有其他的味道了

595
00:28:52,566 --> 00:28:53,699
我就放弃了

596
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,900
我早在这个

597
00:28:56,500 --> 00:28:59,333
樱花季到来之前我就已经意识到

598
00:28:59,966 --> 00:29:04,199
樱花的一切都是假的除了好看是真的

599
00:29:04,866 --> 00:29:06,999
主播这次高考考了多少分

600
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:07,966
主播这次高考

601
00:29:07,966 --> 00:29:10,299
跟上次高考考的一样的分数啊

602
00:29:14,366 --> 00:29:16,933
播怎么看晚上高考查分

603
00:29:16,933 --> 00:29:19,066
哎呀怎么到处都是那个贴纸呀

604
00:29:19,066 --> 00:29:20,733
我刷到了好多什么

605
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:23,133
什么这个这个教育局

606
00:29:23,133 --> 00:29:24,499
然后打电话

607
00:29:24,533 --> 00:29:26,733
然后让我让我让我去查分

608
00:29:26,733 --> 00:29:29,199
一看考上复旦考上清华北大

609
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,566
真的好厉害呀

610
00:29:30,733 --> 00:29:32,299
主播要是有这个实力

611
00:29:32,300 --> 00:29:34,366
主播也不会出国流血了

612
00:29:35,333 --> 00:29:36,133
哎

613
00:29:36,966 --> 00:29:37,966
太强了

614
00:29:41,133 --> 00:29:43,366
0分哈哈

615
00:29:43,966 --> 00:29:47,299
哈我的评价是这个0:0啊

616
00:29:51,533 --> 00:29:54,899
高考的记忆已经很模糊了哎

617
00:30:05,366 --> 00:30:09,599
不是瑞平留学生了是我我我是这样的

618
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:10,800
嗯

619
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:13,800
因为我当年高考再考

620
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:16,366
再考高2分的话好像都能

621
00:30:16,466 --> 00:30:18,533
去上我喜欢的那个学校了

622
00:30:18,533 --> 00:30:20,066
啊谢谢

623
00:30:20,100 --> 00:30:23,766
请给我来份喵喵汉堡的见长

624
00:30:23,933 --> 00:30:26,533
哇我操有爹

625
00:30:26,666 --> 00:30:27,999
谢谢爹的见长

626
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,800
你好欢迎光临阿里外的

627
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:31,266
感谢支持

628
00:30:31,366 --> 00:30:34,299
谢谢谢谢用户

629
00:30:35,100 --> 00:30:36,266
谢谢谢谢你

630
00:30:38,766 --> 00:30:41,133
我都没高考过哎

631
00:30:41,866 --> 00:30:45,099
是直接上国际学校然后申请出国吗

632
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,566
我不是我是拿高考成绩申的

633
00:30:49,566 --> 00:30:51,399
虽然高考成绩一般般

634
00:30:51,966 --> 00:30:55,133
当年如果考高2分可能我今天

635
00:30:55,266 --> 00:30:57,099
我今天就不在加拿大了

636
00:30:57,100 --> 00:30:58,733
我今天就在国内了

637
00:30:59,966 --> 00:31:02,533
高考都七八年了这下暴露年龄了

638
00:31:02,533 --> 00:31:03,999
我倒没有那么钟爱

639
00:31:17,900 --> 00:31:18,966
昨天晚上

640
00:31:20,933 --> 00:31:22,933
在等那个比赛

641
00:31:23,766 --> 00:31:25,133
开局的时候

642
00:31:25,566 --> 00:31:27,599
去调研了一些新微啊

643
00:31:29,133 --> 00:31:31,533
发现好多微都是那种

644
00:31:31,733 --> 00:31:34,399
弹幕不跟你说话他就不开口

645
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,200
弹幕问啊主播晚上好啊

646
00:31:37,333 --> 00:31:39,333
然后主播说嗯晚上好

647
00:31:39,700 --> 00:31:40,933
然后弹幕又说

648
00:31:41,133 --> 00:31:44,166
主播这个主播主播有什么才艺吗

649
00:31:44,166 --> 00:31:46,999
主播说我会唱歌给你唱个歌吧

650
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:50,266
然后他一开口真的就很好听啊

651
00:31:50,266 --> 00:31:51,399
好听是好听

652
00:31:52,666 --> 00:31:55,999
谢谢牧野的彩虹甜筒感谢支持

653
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,333
欢迎丹尼尔利亚的谢谢谢谢

654
00:31:58,866 --> 00:32:00,333
对啊他唱歌真的很好听

655
00:32:00,333 --> 00:32:02,733
他唱完歌就就立在那

656
00:32:02,900 --> 00:32:03,866
也不说话

657
00:32:04,700 --> 00:32:07,933
然后谁谁进房然后他就他就点名

658
00:32:07,933 --> 00:32:09,266
点名欢迎谁啊

659
00:32:09,266 --> 00:32:10,566
欢迎完了之后就

660
00:32:11,166 --> 00:32:12,266
也不说话

661
00:32:14,366 --> 00:32:15,799
主播没有什么才艺啊

662
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,500
主播特别能说算吗

663
00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:19,100
主播特别能砍算吗

664
00:32:19,766 --> 00:32:21,666
两个打火机你得负责赔

665
00:32:21,666 --> 00:32:25,099
主播这个损失800多钱扣800多呢

666
00:32:25,933 --> 00:32:28,733
你你补上这800多个主播可能考虑一下

667
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:33,133
根本是考完了出去的

668
00:32:33,133 --> 00:32:36,199
学这么久不考不是亏了还真是

669
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:41,600
谁说的来是不是晚教说的国际班啊

670
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:44,533
国际班有一些学生当时报名高考

671
00:32:44,533 --> 00:32:46,499
然后就赶快交卷出来

672
00:32:46,900 --> 00:32:48,666
就是为了接受采访

673
00:32:49,133 --> 00:32:49,566
还有好多

674
00:32:49,566 --> 00:32:50,299
国际班的人

675
00:32:50,300 --> 00:32:52,400
给我们班级里面这个要高考的人举

676
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:54,300
横幅还上了当地报纸

677
00:32:54,300 --> 00:32:55,733
是不是蛮这样说的

678
00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:59,500
啊主播你好啊你好你好

679
00:33:00,766 --> 00:33:02,466
主播觉得这个这个这个

680
00:33:02,466 --> 00:33:03,766
这种直播看多了

681
00:33:03,766 --> 00:33:05,333
真的会影响自己的脑子

682
00:33:05,333 --> 00:33:07,499
比如说昨天晚上看完这个今

683
00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:10,166
天好像一次是有点被传染了

684
00:33:10,166 --> 00:33:11,499
今天好像一次不会

685
00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:13,166
没有弹幕不会说话了

686
00:33:13,666 --> 00:33:14,466
主播

687
00:33:14,700 --> 00:33:18,166
怎么评价哥们出去点歌被骂有病吧

688
00:33:18,933 --> 00:33:20,333
那得看你点的什么呀

689
00:33:20,333 --> 00:33:22,133
要是你点的歌很正常

690
00:33:22,133 --> 00:33:23,933
我就要为你讨回公道

691
00:33:23,933 --> 00:33:27,133
要是点的歌不正常那我就要帮人家骂

692
00:33:28,300 --> 00:33:30,166
主播的屁话真的很多

693
00:33:30,166 --> 00:33:31,499
就喜欢说话

694
00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:34,066
不喜欢不说话的话没有什么意义啊

695
00:33:34,066 --> 00:33:36,599
对吧主播我喜欢你

696
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:40,700
呃这个这个你这ID还是别说喜欢我了

697
00:33:40,700 --> 00:33:41,900
雪别溅我身上

698
00:33:41,900 --> 00:33:44,500
哈哈哈离我远点雪别溅我身上

699
00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:45,300
听到没有

700
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,266
解放巨大风流都来了

701
00:33:48,300 --> 00:33:50,500
不说话的你挺好的

702
00:33:50,666 --> 00:33:52,366
哎呀又说点歌

703
00:33:52,366 --> 00:33:54,566
昨天晚上有个贼主播听过吗

704
00:33:54,566 --> 00:33:56,966
那果然果然就是要被骂有病吧

705
00:33:56,966 --> 00:33:58,133
这歌听过

706
00:33:58,700 --> 00:34:00,300
这到底是谁的梗啊

707
00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:01,866
这到底是哪个主播的梗啊

708
00:34:01,866 --> 00:34:03,199
天天莫要在我直播间

709
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:04,600
天天昨天晚上有个贼

710
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:05,933
天天晚上有个贼的

711
00:34:07,266 --> 00:34:10,599
算了你直接骂我吧有病吧

712
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:16,200
哇谢谢牧野为胜利做出的贡献哇

713
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:18,200
我们132:124

714
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:18,900
我们米亚

715
00:34:18,900 --> 00:34:20,966
米亚加这个压点一直都可以的

716
00:34:20,966 --> 00:34:22,499
太强了太强了

717
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:25,600
无敌我们将无敌于世间啊

718
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,333
我想说你们是不是恶趣味呀

719
00:34:41,466 --> 00:34:43,399
就那种特别喜欢

720
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,933
这个这个这个这个抖s啊然后特别

721
00:34:47,333 --> 00:34:50,333
擦边球然后那个那个

722
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,100
都s的那种主播

723
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:54,666
没事就可以送点礼物

724
00:34:54,666 --> 00:34:56,399
就可以被踩的那种主播

725
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,466
你们不去让人家骂你们

726
00:34:58,733 --> 00:35:01,699
就偏偏找我这种想学女生

727
00:35:02,133 --> 00:35:03,699
对吧骂你们

728
00:35:04,566 --> 00:35:06,799
是不是男生就喜欢什么啊这个

729
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:07,466
这个这个

730
00:35:07,466 --> 00:35:10,999
这个劝什么从良然后逼什么违章啊

731
00:35:11,900 --> 00:35:15,666
赖赖赖那真的怪哥我被到处禁言

732
00:35:15,966 --> 00:35:18,266
真的吗那要不要我也补一下呀

733
00:35:18,266 --> 00:35:21,733
让你的禁言图鉴集的更加完满一些

734
00:35:23,100 --> 00:35:24,733
就是要这样才有感觉

735
00:35:24,733 --> 00:35:26,866
我才不会配合你呢恶心

736
00:35:26,866 --> 00:35:27,666
爬

737
00:35:28,700 --> 00:35:30,700
不是我来骂就没有意义

738
00:35:30,700 --> 00:35:33,166
只有你是这么想的酋长因为你是嘎哧

739
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:34,266
只有你是这么想的

740
00:35:34,266 --> 00:35:36,399
你问问他们他们肯定不是这么想的

741
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:38,500
小学出生还真是

742
00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:41,500
这个这个一语中的一针见血的

743
00:35:41,566 --> 00:35:42,866
正确的正确的

744
00:35:47,733 --> 00:35:49,333
好好好镇静吗

745
00:35:49,533 --> 00:35:51,199
一一扣1送禁言

746
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:52,500
一一一镇静吗

747
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,333
别出去乱传啊别出去乱传

748
00:35:56,333 --> 00:35:57,099
说

749
00:35:57,100 --> 00:36:00,900
这个主播一言不合观众向他讨要福利

750
00:36:00,900 --> 00:36:02,700
他竟把观众反手禁言

751
00:36:02,700 --> 00:36:04,600
你们别给我点出去就行了

752
00:36:06,566 --> 00:36:07,366
咱们商量好的

753
00:36:07,366 --> 00:36:09,466
这是你自己自己自愿的

754
00:36:09,933 --> 00:36:11,099
攻击我是吧

755
00:36:11,100 --> 00:36:13,133
我说你是该吃怎么就是骂你呢

756
00:36:13,133 --> 00:36:14,366
才不是骂你呢

757
00:36:14,533 --> 00:36:16,933
我来我来哈哈哈

758
00:36:16,933 --> 00:36:18,766
16086是什么意思啊

759
00:36:18,766 --> 00:36:19,166
不要

760
00:36:19,166 --> 00:36:21,666
没有房管的自己解不开自己的主播

761
00:36:21,666 --> 00:36:23,066
好强的攻击性的

762
00:36:23,066 --> 00:36:25,133
主播一直都是这么强的攻击性

763
00:36:25,133 --> 00:36:27,399
今天有点没睡醒还在这吃薯片

764
00:36:28,266 --> 00:36:30,733
现在这个这个形态还没有全开

765
00:36:30,733 --> 00:36:31,966
要不然你看看他们

766
00:36:32,266 --> 00:36:32,599
他们

767
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:35,266
他们明显觉得这点程度不痛不痒啊

768
00:36:35,266 --> 00:36:37,699
说明主播平常直播间的攻击性比较高

769
00:36:37,700 --> 00:36:38,500
多了

770
00:36:39,166 --> 00:36:40,599
主要是喜欢主播

771
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:42,800
但是爱而不得因爱生恨了

772
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:44,733
你爱了个锤子你爱了个铲子

773
00:36:44,733 --> 00:36:45,533
你在这

774
00:36:46,566 --> 00:36:48,299
马上发帖V8集合

775
00:36:48,300 --> 00:36:49,533
主播是底边

776
00:36:49,700 --> 00:36:51,733
你去V8发主播的帖子

777
00:36:51,733 --> 00:36:53,199
只会得到一个评价

778
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:56,166
别在这宣传你爹对吧

779
00:36:56,166 --> 00:36:59,266
底边臭底边根本没人看换滚

780
00:36:59,933 --> 00:37:02,599
一般的大家攻击性比我强多了

781
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:05,100
所以大家不要水主播的贴纸

782
00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:07,300
因为没有人会给你经验的

783
00:37:07,300 --> 00:37:10,066
咱不如多水水什么塔菲什么星童

784
00:37:10,366 --> 00:37:12,799
什么什么33之类的这种的话

785
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:14,666
经验经验掐饱饱

786
00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:16,599
然后你上黄牌之后认爹

787
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:18,400
也也更有这个这个

788
00:37:18,933 --> 00:37:19,733
倚仗啊

789
00:37:20,933 --> 00:37:21,999
下穿真灵

790
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,100
有错吗没错没错

791
00:37:26,300 --> 00:37:27,600
你还没办过人

792
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:28,566
你来你来

793
00:37:28,566 --> 00:37:30,999
那他们肯定是要我亲手颁奖对吧

794
00:37:33,133 --> 00:37:35,599
水主播费力不讨好

795
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,666
哪怕是这个国际名人2仪式

796
00:37:38,866 --> 00:37:41,299
去水主播也只会获得获得

797
00:37:41,700 --> 00:37:44,933
别宣传你爹咪呀咪呀啦这种评价呀

798
00:37:44,933 --> 00:37:45,366
对吧

799
00:37:45,366 --> 00:37:48,766
可见这个透明巴友如果这个什么的话

800
00:37:50,100 --> 00:37:53,166
如果自行前往的话那就是完蛋了

801
00:37:53,366 --> 00:37:56,566
你可是我第7喜欢的咪呀咪呀呀

802
00:37:58,300 --> 00:37:59,766
我有葫芦娃战队

803
00:37:59,766 --> 00:38:02,099
我有大娃到到8娃对吧

804
00:38:02,100 --> 00:38:04,166
现在现在妖怪已经是我们家8娃了

805
00:38:04,166 --> 00:38:05,066
我不好说

806
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,866
哎这个这个我我我也有8娃

807
00:38:07,866 --> 00:38:08,999
然后你在这边

808
00:38:09,066 --> 00:38:13,099
你也在这给喜欢的主播排排8娃是吧

809
00:38:13,300 --> 00:38:15,366
我怎么就是你第七喜欢的人呢

810
00:38:16,166 --> 00:38:17,699
能不能往前排一排啊

811
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:19,566
当不了你最喜欢的

812
00:38:19,566 --> 00:38:22,399
起码当个前前三前五吧

813
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,366
就把第三第五都排不上

814
00:38:24,966 --> 00:38:27,133
电子小三一点上进心都没有

815
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:29,066
晚上好你好小张张

816
00:38:29,100 --> 00:38:30,866
你好谢谢Idol的关注

817
00:38:30,866 --> 00:38:33,299
或者你还是看着别给你点引流

818
00:38:33,300 --> 00:38:34,500
真没人爱看

819
00:38:34,500 --> 00:38:37,566
臭弟弟没事就搞自己那点干吃活

820
00:38:37,566 --> 00:38:39,266
天天在这养干吃

821
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,200
什么叫要求真高

822
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:50,766
你天天叫我飞猫

823
00:38:51,366 --> 00:38:53,066
对吧我还不跟你生气

824
00:38:53,066 --> 00:38:55,399
我要求不得高一点吗哼

825
00:38:57,300 --> 00:39:01,800
你可是我弟968喜欢的米彦妹啊你

826
00:39:02,300 --> 00:39:04,700
皇上你的后宫人太多了

827
00:39:05,300 --> 00:39:07,100
臣妾先告退了

828
00:39:08,066 --> 00:39:09,299
欢迎李宝

829
00:39:10,166 --> 00:39:13,266
我受不了了哎

830
00:39:15,366 --> 00:39:17,333
每次在这边逛超市

831
00:39:17,500 --> 00:39:19,666
总有种特别孤独的感觉

832
00:39:19,666 --> 00:39:22,733
因为每次要么就是我自己去

833
00:39:22,733 --> 00:39:25,566
要么就是我跟妖姬一起去

834
00:39:26,700 --> 00:39:28,766
我每次总能在超市里面碰到

835
00:39:28,766 --> 00:39:30,066
5对以上的情侣

836
00:39:30,066 --> 00:39:31,966
就那种明显住在附近的

837
00:39:32,266 --> 00:39:33,799
女生穿着个小拖鞋

838
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:36,366
然后男生搂着他的肩膀就那种

839
00:39:36,466 --> 00:39:39,166
然后我就觉得我是一个很很多余的人

840
00:39:39,466 --> 00:39:40,899
就包括拿个土豆

841
00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:43,300
主播在这边正好正在看啊

842
00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:44,566
哪个土豆没发芽

843
00:39:44,566 --> 00:39:45,599
哪个土豆没长斑

844
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,100
我在特认真的选

845
00:39:47,100 --> 00:39:49,333
然后就听旁边女生哎呀

846
00:39:49,333 --> 00:39:51,066
我不要吃这个嘛

847
00:39:51,733 --> 00:39:54,366
我不要吃这个上面都是土不想拿

848
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:56,900
然后那个男生就嗯乖宝贝

849
00:39:57,566 --> 00:40:00,133
我们去吃那个那个那个那个小的

850
00:40:00,133 --> 00:40:01,999
小的那个上面没有土好吗

851
00:40:02,166 --> 00:40:04,566
他说嗯真好

852
00:40:04,766 --> 00:40:06,366
然后就我在这边

853
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:08,933
我这边穿着个t恤穿着个短裤

854
00:40:08,933 --> 00:40:11,066
然后我在那个认真的挑选带土的

855
00:40:11,066 --> 00:40:11,866
土豆的样子

856
00:40:11,866 --> 00:40:12,866
像极了一个

857
00:40:12,966 --> 00:40:16,499
为家操碎了心的中年妇女啊就

858
00:40:18,133 --> 00:40:22,933
哎我真受不了你知道吧瘦猫肥猫牙哦

859
00:40:23,300 --> 00:40:25,000
小猫小猫

860
00:40:26,866 --> 00:40:29,066
主办骂自己怎么那么顺口啊

861
00:40:29,066 --> 00:40:30,766
这个主播骂自己

862
00:40:30,766 --> 00:40:33,199
不是让大家跟着一起骂自己的

863
00:40:33,333 --> 00:40:34,999
是不让大家跟着一起骂

864
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,800
我来说我先把我自己骂完了

865
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:38,866
你们就不能拿这个来攻击我了

866
00:40:38,866 --> 00:40:40,666
这叫立于不败之地懂吧

867
00:40:40,666 --> 00:40:41,899
希望大家明白啊

868
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:43,400
you're blue

869
00:40:44,966 --> 00:40:47,133
i think i see the sign of us i know

870
00:40:47,133 --> 00:40:49,299
i don't know the girl that i ain't got none

871
00:40:49,300 --> 00:40:50,533
i don't know the more you know

872
00:40:50,533 --> 00:40:52,699
and i am messing up but i love you

873
00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:54,166
i take back a quarter with a hood

874
00:40:54,166 --> 00:40:56,166
i stand myself just get out of my

875
00:40:56,200 --> 00:41:00,000
我小火龙勾勺鸡鸡鱼子解酒都不在播

876
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,700
我居然排到这么多人后面

877
00:41:01,700 --> 00:41:02,333
啊

878
00:41:02,333 --> 00:41:04,933
那你在我这里也排到很多观众后面

879
00:41:05,266 --> 00:41:07,499
只有这个主播直播间

880
00:41:07,733 --> 00:41:10,699
这个说话的人少于少于3个的时候

881
00:41:10,700 --> 00:41:11,400
才会想起

882
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:12,066
惨淡一发

883
00:41:12,066 --> 00:41:12,566
这个点赞

884
00:41:12,566 --> 00:41:13,566
平常真不愁

885
00:41:16,100 --> 00:41:17,966
主播就像菜市场的大妈

886
00:41:17,966 --> 00:41:19,666
有没有标配环保袋

887
00:41:19,666 --> 00:41:21,899
我在这边碾了半天

888
00:41:21,966 --> 00:41:23,299
我不知道是为什么呀

889
00:41:23,300 --> 00:41:26,200
为什么我的手就碾不开那个购物袋呀

890
00:41:26,333 --> 00:41:28,566
碾了半天购物袋没碾开

891
00:41:28,566 --> 00:41:31,099
显得我像一个在人家边上偷听的变态

892
00:41:31,100 --> 00:41:31,900
一样

893
00:41:32,366 --> 00:41:35,533
你都这么大了还不习惯情侣真下头

894
00:41:35,966 --> 00:41:39,166
我本来就不在主播的前排念以前在的

895
00:41:39,166 --> 00:41:41,133
你伤害了我之后就不在了

896
00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:44,800
我连远远都没去看再看你这只肥猫

897
00:41:44,966 --> 00:41:46,966
哎呀谢谢你啊

898
00:41:46,966 --> 00:41:48,399
欢迎椅子柯桥

899
00:41:59,666 --> 00:42:01,999
为啥我最近基础加班时间都这么短呢

900
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:05,133
我才发现怎么就6分钟就要下班了呀

901
00:42:05,666 --> 00:42:06,799
这不太对劲吧

902
00:42:12,900 --> 00:42:15,400
破案了主播是你妈妈

903
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:18,966
你妈妈回回逛超市都得你负责开袋子

904
00:42:19,366 --> 00:42:21,166
为什么呀这个是为什么

905
00:42:21,166 --> 00:42:24,333
是那个手摩擦力不够吗

906
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:25,333
头太疼了

907
00:42:25,333 --> 00:42:26,733
睡觉玩安全带

908
00:42:26,733 --> 00:42:27,699
熬夜是为了

909
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:28,800
晚安晚安

910
00:42:29,100 --> 00:42:33,133
虽然我不是你最喜欢的主播虽然

911
00:42:33,133 --> 00:42:34,733
这个呃我看一下

912
00:42:36,066 --> 00:42:37,899
虽然小火龙勾勺

913
00:42:37,900 --> 00:42:40,000
唧唧鱼子姐惹都不在播

914
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,566
让你退而求其次来到了我的直播间啊

915
00:42:42,566 --> 00:42:45,166
但是作为直播间的主人我还是要

916
00:42:45,866 --> 00:42:49,133
这这个尽心尽力的祝你晚上快乐

917
00:42:49,133 --> 00:42:50,699
祝你做个好梦

918
00:42:50,700 --> 00:42:52,566
oh yes me晚安晚安

919
00:42:54,766 --> 00:42:55,866
想当妈了

920
00:42:55,900 --> 00:42:57,200
没有吧没有吧

921
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:59,266
我每次就是跟别人去

922
00:42:59,366 --> 00:43:02,466
去超市的话袋子都是他们开我开不开

923
00:43:02,733 --> 00:43:05,699
肥猫你不许学你不许学

924
00:43:07,066 --> 00:43:08,066
燕子晚上好

925
00:43:08,066 --> 00:43:09,766
晚上好韭菜盒子

926
00:43:10,366 --> 00:43:11,966
怎么样出去走了吗

927
00:43:11,966 --> 00:43:13,599
觉得这个每天

928
00:43:14,366 --> 00:43:17,299
觉得今天今天觉得没有那么颓废了吗

929
00:43:18,900 --> 00:43:20,566
因为手干力气小

930
00:43:20,566 --> 00:43:23,299
主要是蠢劲和主播如出一辙

931
00:43:24,133 --> 00:43:27,399
太笑了笑出强大笑出自信

932
00:43:27,466 --> 00:43:29,533
怎么能这么说自己的妈妈呢

933
00:43:30,100 --> 00:43:31,766
不许叫我肥猫叫我肥猫

934
00:43:31,766 --> 00:43:33,499
全办了全办完了

935
00:43:33,533 --> 00:43:35,099
等你28级的

936
00:43:35,933 --> 00:43:38,666
我觉得我觉得先先先混个26

937
00:43:38,666 --> 00:43:38,999
然后

938
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,866
那个混到一个不会轻易被禁言的地位

939
00:43:42,066 --> 00:43:43,866
莫欺少年穷

940
00:43:44,300 --> 00:43:46,166
晚安可爱的小肥猫

941
00:43:46,166 --> 00:43:48,499
谢谢你要是把肥去掉就更好了

942
00:43:50,466 --> 00:43:53,733
惨淡一发今天小火龙

943
00:43:53,733 --> 00:43:55,066
呃等一下

944
00:43:58,533 --> 00:44:00,499
淡一发今天小火龙

945
00:44:00,500 --> 00:44:04,533
勾勺唧唧鱼子结者都不在播嗯

946
00:44:07,966 --> 00:44:10,933
他们都不在的话我替他们道一声晚安

947
00:44:11,166 --> 00:44:12,499
晚安哦

948
00:44:15,700 --> 00:44:16,733
记恩换滚

949
00:44:17,466 --> 00:44:18,933
拜拜拜拜晚安晚安

950
00:44:19,866 --> 00:44:20,866
莫欺中年穷

951
00:44:20,866 --> 00:44:23,099
我这种白字就不攻击主播了

952
00:44:23,133 --> 00:44:24,366
随便随便

953
00:44:24,733 --> 00:44:26,366
看你攻击的有没有道理

954
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:27,866
有道理的话我会附和你的

955
00:44:27,866 --> 00:44:29,866
没道理的话我会我会

956
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:31,133
我会怎么样的

957
00:44:31,133 --> 00:44:32,366
我会警告你的

958
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:34,133
我不随便扮人的

959
00:44:34,566 --> 00:44:35,999
但上次不小心啊

960
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,333
给人发房管的时候

961
00:44:37,333 --> 00:44:38,266
到26级的时候

962
00:44:38,266 --> 00:44:41,333
你其实有一个给我拉黑的机会啊嗯

963
00:44:42,733 --> 00:44:46,266
谢谢坤特的啊啊啊

964
00:44:46,933 --> 00:44:49,599
谢谢坤特的IC感谢支持

965
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:54,000
主播的皮好好看声音好好玩呢么么么

966
00:44:54,700 --> 00:44:58,666
感觉这个IC一听就是妹妹所以谢谢你

967
00:45:01,100 --> 00:45:04,333
嘿嘿嘿波波阿迪卡登庙

968
00:45:07,133 --> 00:45:09,999
行了爬吧行了行了爬吧

969
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:14,533
哈哈哈3带一发行了爬吧嗯

970
00:45:16,933 --> 00:45:18,333
主播别恶心大伙

971
00:45:18,333 --> 00:45:19,666
跟你有什么关系

972
00:45:20,133 --> 00:45:21,399
跟你有什么关系

973
00:45:21,700 --> 00:45:23,966
沟直男哈哈哈

974
00:45:24,166 --> 00:45:27,999
主播谁暗示你我没有啊我没有我没有

975
00:45:31,466 --> 00:45:33,533
就是我已经发现了

976
00:45:33,533 --> 00:45:35,999
妹妹进来看我直播他们就会

977
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:39,600
哇主播你的皮好能动好可爱哦

978
00:45:39,900 --> 00:45:41,566
对他们就会这么说

979
00:45:41,866 --> 00:45:44,266
但是男生一般都不会

980
00:45:46,466 --> 00:45:49,166
大伙看你这个嘴脸宵夜都吃不下去

981
00:45:49,166 --> 00:45:50,166
我吃的很香啊

982
00:45:50,166 --> 00:45:52,266
你们都不要吃了留给我吃吧

983
00:45:53,100 --> 00:45:54,300
就这种感觉出来

984
00:45:54,300 --> 00:45:55,900
你觉得我是妹妹还是弟弟

985
00:45:55,900 --> 00:45:58,533
我觉得你是那个QQ宠物的那个男企鹅

986
00:45:58,533 --> 00:46:00,066
围一个红围巾的

987
00:46:00,133 --> 00:46:03,099
然后在街上吧嗒吧嗒的走

988
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:05,566
你等会这样被主播说没了

989
00:46:05,566 --> 00:46:08,266
被前几个主播说的就剩最后一个

990
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,733
这人真的是这人真的是

991
00:46:13,766 --> 00:46:16,699
哇主播的皮好能动好可爱呀

992
00:46:16,700 --> 00:46:17,500
一人迷人

993
00:46:17,866 --> 00:46:18,799
一人迷人

994
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:21,666
鉴定为一人天地哇

995
00:46:23,266 --> 00:46:26,299
陈代一发去隔壁就是你的宝宝来

996
00:46:26,300 --> 00:46:27,300
这就是肥猫

997
00:46:27,300 --> 00:46:29,066
所以我不喜欢陈代一发

998
00:46:29,066 --> 00:46:30,899
因为陈代一发老欺负人

999
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:32,000
嗯

1000
00:46:32,700 --> 00:46:33,500
哼

1001
00:46:34,300 --> 00:46:36,466
他是个锤子干吃哼

1002
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:40,100
对别的妹妹那么好对我这么坏

1003
00:46:41,566 --> 00:46:43,333
深深的感到了良木

1004
00:46:45,566 --> 00:46:46,966
休得妄语

1005
00:46:46,966 --> 00:46:48,499
传话传话

1006
00:46:48,566 --> 00:46:49,999
没有没有没有没有

1007
00:46:50,500 --> 00:46:51,900
我早都知道的

1008
00:46:51,900 --> 00:46:55,200
大家米亚米亚在你们心里的定位

1009
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:56,500
是什么样的

1010
00:46:56,500 --> 00:46:58,566
我早都知道了

1011
00:46:58,733 --> 00:47:01,099
不需要大家来告诉我

1012
00:47:01,100 --> 00:47:02,400
我一直都知道

1013
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:07,300
我只是一个社会的边缘人呐啊

1014
00:47:08,766 --> 00:47:11,933
哎在大家心里咪呀咪呀

1015
00:47:11,933 --> 00:47:14,933
永远都不是最最重要的那个咪

1016
00:47:15,133 --> 00:47:17,666
我真的好难过呀

1017
00:47:18,766 --> 00:47:21,133
多啦啦啦上个剑吧太子

1018
00:47:21,133 --> 00:47:23,666
这些化身机器人把我骗迷是吧

1019
00:47:25,500 --> 00:47:27,733
明明是主播在霸凌你

1020
00:47:27,900 --> 00:47:29,900
明明是主播每天上播

1021
00:47:29,966 --> 00:47:32,766
强颜欢笑给各位带来欢乐

1022
00:47:32,766 --> 00:47:36,066
还有被你们天天左一个肥猫右一个

1023
00:47:36,066 --> 00:47:37,133
感觉不如谁

1024
00:47:37,133 --> 00:47:41,266
谁说的我的心真的好痛好痛啊

1025
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,766
你知道这是帮大忙啊

1026
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:49,133
我就说别别的别的别的那个别的IT

1027
00:47:49,266 --> 00:47:50,699
跳脸跳到主播脸上

1028
00:47:50,700 --> 00:47:52,533
主播伤心人家还会哄

1029
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:55,200
咱们这巴不得这个本那个那个那个

1030
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:56,700
小匕首不够宠的

1031
00:47:56,700 --> 00:47:58,266
还得来个三棱刺

1032
00:47:58,466 --> 00:48:00,733
觉得小匕首出血量不够多

1033
00:48:01,166 --> 00:48:03,133
早该裹鞋裹鞋

1034
00:48:03,866 --> 00:48:04,666
哈哈

1035
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:08,000
你说我胖我不想说了

1036
00:48:08,066 --> 00:48:12,533
哎裹鞋可可硬是吧就要裹鞋你们哼

1037
00:48:13,333 --> 00:48:15,266
错啦你只是宠物

1038
00:48:15,266 --> 00:48:17,266
没有我要做自己的女王

1039
00:48:17,866 --> 00:48:20,499
刚进浴室有个虫子试图跳我脸

1040
00:48:20,500 --> 00:48:21,700
大的还是小的呀

1041
00:48:21,700 --> 00:48:24,200
大的就就拿浴巾拍

1042
00:48:24,366 --> 00:48:27,266
小的就拿手拍然后洗手

1043
00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:33,366
希望刚才透气的时候别进来更多东西

1044
00:48:33,366 --> 00:48:34,399
应该没问题吧

1045
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:36,166
实在不行的话弄一个那个

1046
00:48:36,366 --> 00:48:37,799
粘蟑螂的东西

1047
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:40,066
弄个粘蟑螂的然后放在那边

1048
00:48:40,266 --> 00:48:42,933
荒唐才记得你的模样

1049
00:48:42,933 --> 00:48:45,266
你身帅不好说了

1050
00:48:45,366 --> 00:48:46,666
这要是在南方的话

1051
00:48:46,666 --> 00:48:47,699
还得提防一下

1052
00:48:47,700 --> 00:48:50,166
进那种会飞的白蚁啊之类的

1053
00:48:50,533 --> 00:48:52,299
不小感觉有蜜蜂嫩大

1054
00:48:52,300 --> 00:48:54,066
那什么虫子啊

1055
00:48:55,066 --> 00:48:56,533
好像不是蜜蜂

1056
00:48:56,733 --> 00:48:57,866
不是张嘴结

1057
00:48:57,866 --> 00:48:59,799
蛋白质含量是牛肉的6倍是吧

1058
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:03,533
啦啦啦啦完啦烟宝烟宝我在我在了

1059
00:49:03,533 --> 00:49:06,499
怎么了他们欺负我

1060
00:49:07,566 --> 00:49:10,066
播加班机没了你能排了吗大家

1061
00:49:10,066 --> 00:49:12,066
我今天好像直播时间要到了呀

1062
00:49:12,066 --> 00:49:13,733
我是不是要下班了呀

1063
00:49:13,933 --> 00:49:15,866
可是我不想下班怎么办啊

1064
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:19,333
好不容易跟大家这个一起玩

1065
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:21,800
好不容易找到电脑上来着

1066
00:49:23,900 --> 00:49:25,500
怎么就排了呢

1067
00:49:26,366 --> 00:49:27,166
呃

1068
00:49:27,866 --> 00:49:29,599
别赖真的吗

1069
00:49:29,933 --> 00:49:31,499
这就别赖了

1070
00:49:37,133 --> 00:49:39,499
就走啦我我不想走

1071
00:49:39,500 --> 00:49:41,866
再播一会吧才一个小时

1072
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:43,533
再播一会吧

1073
00:49:43,666 --> 00:49:45,899
好想听主播唱歌呀

1074
00:49:45,900 --> 00:49:48,900
真的吗你是不是刚看我第一天呐

1075
00:49:49,166 --> 00:49:51,866
你听我唱歌你就不会喜欢我了

1076
00:49:51,866 --> 00:49:53,399
为了让你多喜欢我一会

1077
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:54,933
我不我我不想唱歌

1078
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:59,466
不想下班就给自己打点米

1079
00:49:59,466 --> 00:50:01,299
打100个资金宝箱

1080
00:50:01,500 --> 00:50:02,900
有点太多了

1081
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:05,600
懒得打了不想打

1082
00:50:06,533 --> 00:50:08,199
再播一个小时吧

1083
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:11,000
这么能赖的主播不唱首骗赖吗

1084
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,266
也不是不行了

1085
00:50:14,066 --> 00:50:14,966
欢迎哈尔

1086
00:50:15,766 --> 00:50:17,866
唱的好听就上见念

1087
00:50:18,900 --> 00:50:20,066
哈哈好听是什

1088
00:50:20,066 --> 00:50:21,299
么样的标准

1089
00:50:22,300 --> 00:50:23,766
搞怪的可以吗

1090
00:50:30,500 --> 00:50:33,066
那完了那完了他们要听骗赖

1091
00:50:33,066 --> 00:50:34,733
这骗赖怎么好听吗

1092
00:50:36,733 --> 00:50:37,533
哎

1093
00:50:39,566 --> 00:50:40,866
骗赖怎么好听

1094
00:50:40,866 --> 00:50:42,666
这骗赖十分的珍贵

1095
00:50:50,300 --> 00:50:52,066
哈哈哈哈哈喽哈喽

1096
00:50:52,333 --> 00:50:54,666
想认真的唱中文情歌

1097
00:50:54,666 --> 00:50:55,999
等我这个骗赖听完

1098
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:57,566
给你唱一首反方向的中版

1099
00:50:57,566 --> 00:50:58,566
你等一下吧

1100
00:51:01,766 --> 00:51:11,566
买的都是正版天线宝宝也碎成三两段

1101
00:51:13,900 --> 00:51:26,133
每当我一说你们会烦你就会肯定的

1102
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:30,933
say no

1103
00:51:32,866 --> 00:51:36,599
呃呃呃我不卖我不卖

1104
00:51:36,666 --> 00:51:40,399
呃呃呃我非要我非要

1105
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:43,866
我呃呃呃我不卖我不卖

1106
00:51:43,866 --> 00:51:47,266
哈哈哈你不依我我就闹

1107
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:52,100
二闹三上吊

1108
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:58,900
还会啊啊啊我不卖我不卖

1109
00:51:59,333 --> 00:52:02,399
啊啊啊我非要我非要

1110
00:52:02,466 --> 00:52:05,999
呃呃呃我不卖我不吗

1111
00:52:06,066 --> 00:52:09,399
哈哈哈哈哈你不理我我就闹

1112
00:52:10,366 --> 00:52:13,533
因为有点放不开啊而且嗓子的问题啊

1113
00:52:13,533 --> 00:52:14,699
嗓子的问题

1114
00:52:15,100 --> 00:52:18,200
有点放不开我是不是有偶像包袱

1115
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:19,333
当然有了

1116
00:52:19,500 --> 00:52:20,166
耶耶

1117
00:52:20,166 --> 00:52:24,566
莫跳呀呀呀呀瞎搞你一哭二闹三上吊

1118
00:52:24,566 --> 00:52:26,366
呦呦呦莫闹

1119
00:52:26,366 --> 00:52:28,266
切切切听好

1120
00:52:28,266 --> 00:52:31,266
哇哇哇翻墙没以前狂了

1121
00:52:31,266 --> 00:52:32,066
真的吗

1122
00:52:32,766 --> 00:52:34,199
你们要怎么狂啊

1123
00:52:38,466 --> 00:52:39,799
你在收敛什么

1124
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:44,533
哈哈哈我不好意思我不好意思

1125
00:52:44,533 --> 00:52:45,966
太不要矜持

1126
00:52:46,733 --> 00:52:50,466
嗯嗯嗯我不卖我不卖

1127
00:52:50,466 --> 00:52:54,166
呃呃呃我非要我非要

1128
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:57,700
呃呃呃我不卖我不卖

1129
00:52:57,700 --> 00:53:01,066
哈哈哈哈你不依我我就闹

1130
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:05,166
嗯嗯嗯我不骂我不骂

1131
00:53:05,166 --> 00:53:08,899
嗯嗯嗯我非要我非要

1132
00:53:08,966 --> 00:53:12,399
嗯嗯嗯我不骂我不骂

1133
00:53:12,466 --> 00:53:15,799
哈哈哈哈你不理我我就闹

1134
00:53:18,733 --> 00:53:20,366
不行不行

1135
00:53:20,366 --> 00:53:22,699
别别干嘛主播

1136
00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:25,300
好不容易有点通缉全被主播唱掉了

1137
00:53:25,300 --> 00:53:29,066
都没了连麦PK卡菲唱死贝德

1138
00:53:29,500 --> 00:53:31,600
你要想试的话你先去吧

1139
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:33,933
我不想试啊我不想试

1140
00:53:35,533 --> 00:53:36,733
我不想试了

1141
00:53:36,733 --> 00:53:39,399
我还是喜欢你以前放荡不羁的样子

1142
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:41,066
哎呀不好意思嘛

1143
00:53:42,933 --> 00:53:44,099
你在收敛什么

1144
00:53:44,100 --> 00:53:45,600
就是不好意思

1145
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:49,500
别点凤舞9天了别折磨人了

1146
00:53:49,500 --> 00:53:52,100
今天开始不能点土歌了

1147
00:53:52,533 --> 00:53:55,766
今天开始不点土歌了大家别折磨人了

1148
00:53:55,766 --> 00:53:57,666
真的巨影响我直播状态

1149
00:53:57,666 --> 00:53:58,866
听了这个东西之后

1150
00:53:59,133 --> 00:54:01,499
我整个脑子都不知道该说什么话

1151
00:54:01,500 --> 00:54:03,100
我受不了了

1152
00:54:03,100 --> 00:54:06,933
哈哈你们快把主播折磨疯了啊

1153
00:54:08,900 --> 00:54:11,700
主播唱的太保守了所以从今没人

1154
00:54:12,333 --> 00:54:14,499
愿不愿偶像包袱太重了

1155
00:54:14,500 --> 00:54:16,200
也不是吧嗓子的问题

1156
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:18,200
啊嗓子不能再那么按照了

1157
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:29,400
脑瓜子嗡嗡的

1158
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:31,466
你只管摇我们负责打米

1159
00:54:31,566 --> 00:54:32,599
今天没有米

1160
00:54:32,700 --> 00:54:34,100
你们是骗人的

1161
00:54:35,266 --> 00:54:37,666
一眼米鉴定为骗人的

1162
00:54:48,133 --> 00:54:52,266
亲爱的你躲在哪里发呆

1163
00:54:53,733 --> 00:54:57,799
有什么心事还无法释怀

1164
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:03,533
我们总把人生想得太坏

1165
00:55:05,333 --> 00:55:09,199
像旁人不允许我们的怪

1166
00:55:10,366 --> 00:55:14,866
每一片与众不同的云彩

1167
00:55:16,300 --> 00:55:20,300
都需要找到天空去存在

1168
00:55:21,566 --> 00:55:25,966
我们都习惯了原地徘徊

1169
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:31,400
却无法习惯被依赖

1170
00:55:33,933 --> 00:55:40,166
你给我这一辈子都不想失联的爱

1171
00:55:40,566 --> 00:55:45,599
相信爱的征途就是星辰大海

1172
00:55:45,933 --> 00:55:50,399
美好剧情不会更改

1173
00:55:50,733 --> 00:55:57,999
是命运最好的安排你是我

1174
00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,266
我知道你是狼

1175
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:01,133
这不在唱歌吗

1176
00:56:03,366 --> 00:56:07,999
何苦残忍逼我把手轻轻放开

1177
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:11,733
他一直都是冷只是他不太说话

1178
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:15,166
对每次他说话说到一半

1179
00:56:15,166 --> 00:56:16,266
忽然有个进场提示

1180
00:56:16,266 --> 00:56:18,066
说明他被人附体了

1181
00:56:19,333 --> 00:56:21,199
你点了朝夕我知道

1182
00:56:22,133 --> 00:56:22,933
喔喔喔

1183
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:37,400
喔喔

1184
00:56:38,966 --> 00:56:41,566
谢谢爱人爱的我说的被美颜漏光了

1185
00:56:41,566 --> 00:56:43,899
我记得我记得

1186
00:56:44,533 --> 00:56:46,999
喏谢谢长寿的是个打call

1187
00:56:47,066 --> 00:56:48,333
谢谢弹弹开的牛蛙

1188
00:56:48,333 --> 00:56:49,666
红灯你还没改到

1189
00:56:52,300 --> 00:56:56,500
好担心没人懂你的无奈

1190
00:56:57,900 --> 00:57:02,100
离开我谁还把你当小孩

1191
00:57:03,566 --> 00:57:07,799
我猜你一定也会想念我

1192
00:57:09,166 --> 00:57:13,599
也也怕我失落在茫茫人海

1193
00:57:14,900 --> 00:57:18,933
没关系只要你肯回头望

1194
00:57:20,566 --> 00:57:24,399
会发现我一直都在

1195
00:57:26,666 --> 00:57:33,166
你给我这一辈子都不想失联的爱

1196
00:57:33,500 --> 00:57:38,300
你的每条讯息都是心跳节拍

1197
00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:43,366
每秒都想拥你入怀

1198
00:57:43,766 --> 00:57:48,199
全世界你最可爱

1199
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:55,766
你是我这一辈子都不想失联的爱

1200
00:57:56,066 --> 00:58:01,133
就算你的呼吸远在千山之外

1201
00:58:01,133 --> 00:58:08,733
请你相信我给的爱值得你爱

1202
00:58:19,733 --> 00:58:22,699
1.5不能够多了啊

1203
00:58:22,733 --> 00:58:24,399
1.5是什么意思啊

1204
00:58:26,900 --> 00:58:28,500
啊我不是歌手

1205
00:58:28,533 --> 00:58:30,666
我不是我不是我不会唱歌了

1206
00:58:30,666 --> 00:58:32,699
开PK了我就不唱了不唱了不唱了

1207
00:58:32,700 --> 00:58:33,533
不行不行

1208
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:36,066
啊这个

1209
00:58:37,066 --> 00:58:38,866
果然还是得养养嗓子

1210
00:58:39,366 --> 00:58:41,133
早播就呃

1211
00:58:41,133 --> 00:58:42,599
如果我不是特别想播的话

1212
00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:43,966
我就把它取消了吧

1213
00:58:43,966 --> 00:58:46,699
那今天就晚上2个小时就好了

1214
00:58:46,700 --> 00:58:48,100
不唱了不唱了

1215
00:58:49,900 --> 00:58:52,066
来一首sweet的爆沙对面好吗

1216
00:58:52,066 --> 00:58:53,133
你们别以为我不知道

1217
00:58:53,133 --> 00:58:56,166
趁着开PK的时候你们就要去那个对面

1218
00:58:56,166 --> 00:58:57,066
注意身体

1219
00:58:57,066 --> 00:58:58,666
我会的阳光放心

1220
00:58:59,466 --> 00:59:01,199
嗯嗯放心放心

1221
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:04,200
我真的要休息的时候谁也劝不动我啊

1222
00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:05,966
我就会临时割掉的

1223
00:59:06,866 --> 00:59:07,933
真的不舒服的话

1224
00:59:07,933 --> 00:59:10,333
我还干过那种直播播到1万

1225
00:59:10,366 --> 00:59:11,366
然后不高兴

1226
00:59:11,366 --> 00:59:12,199
也不是不高兴吧

1227
00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:13,166
就身体不舒服

1228
00:59:13,166 --> 00:59:15,699
然后感觉情绪特别低落就提前走了

1229
00:59:15,700 --> 00:59:17,300
为了让主播注意身体

1230
00:59:17,300 --> 00:59:18,466
今天我决定不打米

1231
00:59:18,466 --> 00:59:19,599
不然主播要加班

1232
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:20,466
好呀好呀

1233
00:59:20,966 --> 00:59:22,666
谢谢坤特的店长

1234
00:59:22,666 --> 00:59:26,166
我超级感谢支持获得你爱的

1235
00:59:26,733 --> 00:59:27,699
真的好听啊

1236
00:59:27,700 --> 00:59:28,733
谢谢你的认可

1237
00:59:29,500 --> 00:59:31,000
我其实我觉得我不好听

1238
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:34,266
只是只是我们只是我们的那个那个

1239
00:59:34,266 --> 00:59:35,566
大家有滤镜吧

1240
00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:37,566
嘿嘿嘿我操的

1241
00:59:37,566 --> 00:59:38,566
欢迎孟爷

1242
00:59:40,266 --> 00:59:41,299
阿里卡东

1243
00:59:41,300 --> 00:59:43,666
谢谢thank you呀

1244
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:45,500
关注没呀没呀

1245
00:59:45,500 --> 00:59:47,333
thank you呀关注没呀没呀

1246
00:59:47,333 --> 00:59:48,866
红豆你阿力哥等你

1247
00:59:49,566 --> 00:59:51,399
我超级但是不好吃

1248
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:54,366
你就想骂我是吧哼哼哼

1249
00:59:55,133 --> 00:59:58,966
啊啊哈哈我不骂我不骂

1250
00:59:59,300 --> 01:00:03,000
哦哦哦哦我非要我非要

1251
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:08,133
哼我操怎么300战的都追杀人家

1252
01:00:08,133 --> 01:00:09,466
呃我不好说了

1253
01:00:10,733 --> 01:00:13,366
今天就就打算播两个小时

1254
01:00:13,366 --> 01:00:14,266
不打算继续

1255
01:00:14,266 --> 01:00:15,766
继续播久了

1256
01:00:18,300 --> 01:00:19,533
开始点名欢迎

1257
01:00:19,533 --> 01:00:22,766
一个乌龟叫打不过打不过乌龟叫

1258
01:00:22,766 --> 01:00:25,399
我打不过乌龟叫老婆不打不打

1259
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:27,100
那个那个那个

1260
01:00:27,100 --> 01:00:31,566
哈哈哈依然哥不在狠狠的打

1261
01:00:32,133 --> 01:00:33,899
打不过打不过

1262
01:00:35,300 --> 01:00:36,766
我操他们

1263
01:00:38,133 --> 01:00:40,566
他看冉冉不在他又欺负我

1264
01:00:41,766 --> 01:00:43,966
什么时候欺负我老无力是吧

1265
01:00:43,966 --> 01:00:45,533
还真打不过还真打不过

1266
01:00:45,533 --> 01:00:48,466
没事不用太破费我们不打的嗯

1267
01:00:51,166 --> 01:00:53,399
我刚才刚刚才

1268
01:00:53,866 --> 01:00:57,399
开玩笑你怎么欺负人呢真是的哈哈哈

1269
01:00:57,966 --> 01:00:58,766
哎呀

1270
01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:04,266
机器人比主播可爱1.5倍

1271
01:01:04,266 --> 01:01:06,066
我助理现在在在播啊

1272
01:01:06,066 --> 01:01:07,966
原来是在播我还以为是

1273
01:01:08,066 --> 01:01:09,733
我还以为是你本人在播

1274
01:01:10,733 --> 01:01:11,899
冉冉在忙自己直播

1275
01:01:11,900 --> 01:01:12,933
冉冉很忙的

1276
01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:15,700
刚刚有朋友来说让一让啊

1277
01:01:15,700 --> 01:01:18,366
让一让是什么意思啊啊

1278
01:01:21,500 --> 01:01:23,066
先给我杀了

1279
01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:25,133
哈哈哎呀

1280
01:01:27,266 --> 01:01:28,199
在讲故事吧

1281
01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:29,466
我就来看看

1282
01:01:29,466 --> 01:01:30,499
谢谢谢谢

1283
01:01:30,500 --> 01:01:31,300
查房

1284
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:34,166
主播随便打打的

1285
01:01:34,166 --> 01:01:36,266
呃这个这个应该是赢不了的

1286
01:01:36,266 --> 01:01:37,733
主播可以让我带播吗

1287
01:01:37,733 --> 01:01:40,099
我操真傻呀说PK让一让

1288
01:01:40,933 --> 01:01:43,533
咱们这也不是能让了就能赢的呀

1289
01:01:43,533 --> 01:01:45,133
不不用勉强不用勉强

1290
01:01:45,133 --> 01:01:47,066
谢谢谢谢谢谢

1291
01:01:47,300 --> 01:01:48,766
嗯阿里嘎到

1292
01:01:50,333 --> 01:01:51,399
来点个互关

1293
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:55,600
好嘞多少悲欢离合的过去

1294
01:01:57,133 --> 01:02:02,199
多少别让幸福在心底我操

1295
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:06,466
42万分啊

1296
01:02:07,166 --> 01:02:10,699
互关我也太尊贵了吧

1297
01:02:11,966 --> 01:02:14,866
我操我居然跟这么大的大阿婆互粉了

1298
01:02:15,700 --> 01:02:18,666
好高兴没有没有输100无所谓

1299
01:02:18,666 --> 01:02:20,766
我跟我跟这么大大阿婆互粉了

1300
01:02:21,366 --> 01:02:22,799
激动开心

1301
01:02:24,733 --> 01:02:26,966
谢谢乌龟点亮的互粉呀

1302
01:02:26,966 --> 01:02:28,366
好的你奥迪卡到

1303
01:02:28,366 --> 01:02:29,499
感谢支持

1304
01:02:29,766 --> 01:02:30,733
我是奥迪

1305
01:02:30,733 --> 01:02:33,099
哈哈哈有爹

1306
01:02:33,100 --> 01:02:35,700
嗯谢谢谢谢谢谢谢谢

1307
01:02:35,700 --> 01:02:36,800
那个那个那个

1308
01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:39,300
让一让的我能不能打一下

1309
01:02:39,333 --> 01:02:41,966
可以是可以你真要打吗

1310
01:02:42,166 --> 01:02:44,533
为了互关淹淹人滑轨了

1311
01:02:44,533 --> 01:02:45,899
主播可以自己来滑

1312
01:02:45,900 --> 01:02:47,666
不用不用淹淹人不用麻烦我们

1313
01:02:47,666 --> 01:02:49,599
淹淹人主播自己会滑轨

1314
01:02:49,700 --> 01:02:52,333
哈哈哈谢谢谢谢

1315
01:02:56,566 --> 01:02:57,533
欢迎肖林

1316
01:02:57,933 --> 01:02:58,466
我抄

1317
01:02:58,466 --> 01:03:00,933
这个APP我看过主播是我去滑轨的

1318
01:03:00,933 --> 01:03:03,199
我谢谢你南征北战踏踏开

1319
01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:06,866
我好想你

1320
01:03:08,733 --> 01:03:13,799
不敢打给你我找不到原因

1321
01:03:16,500 --> 01:03:19,666
什么失眠的声音

1322
01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:23,300
变得好熟悉

1323
01:03:23,366 --> 01:03:27,099
沉默的场景做你的代替

1324
01:03:27,100 --> 01:03:29,500
陪我等雨停

1325
01:03:31,666 --> 01:03:36,099
期待让人越来越沉溺

1326
01:03:38,766 --> 01:03:40,899
谁和我一样

1327
01:03:40,900 --> 01:03:43,866
等不到他的谁

1328
01:03:46,066 --> 01:03:49,666
爱上你我总在学会

1329
01:03:50,500 --> 01:03:53,300
寂寞的滋味

1330
01:03:53,300 --> 01:03:57,166
一个人撑伞一个人擦泪

1331
01:03:57,166 --> 01:03:59,333
一个人好累

1332
01:04:00,366 --> 01:04:04,133
怎样的雨怎样的夜

1333
01:04:04,133 --> 01:04:07,899
怎样的我能让你更想念

1334
01:04:07,933 --> 01:04:09,733
雨要多大

1335
01:04:09,733 --> 01:04:16,666
天要多黑才能够有你的体贴其实

1336
01:04:18,900 --> 01:04:19,700
我俩

1337
01:04:20,133 --> 01:04:22,266
开反3S就憋死了

1338
01:04:22,266 --> 01:04:23,266
3是什么

1339
01:04:24,966 --> 01:04:26,099
欢迎大家

1340
01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:28,333
腿怎么断了

1341
01:04:28,333 --> 01:04:30,333
明明是明明是跪坐

1342
01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:32,500
什么叫腿断了这叫跪坐

1343
01:04:32,500 --> 01:04:33,600
谁截肢了

1344
01:04:33,933 --> 01:04:34,733
哼

1345
01:04:35,166 --> 01:04:36,499
好听谢谢谢谢

1346
01:04:36,500 --> 01:04:39,733
他敢在街头唱住啊我也可以我也可以

1347
01:04:39,866 --> 01:04:41,266
我也不是不行吗

1348
01:04:41,333 --> 01:04:43,266
反正现在街头也没有人

1349
01:04:43,266 --> 01:04:44,966
主播也可以嫁给嫁个街头

1350
01:04:44,966 --> 01:04:46,699
然后套一个自己的米呀米呀

1351
01:04:46,700 --> 01:04:47,600
头套对吧

1352
01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:49,400
这边有没有定制头套的

1353
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:51,666
为什么嘲讽你啊

1354
01:04:51,666 --> 01:04:52,666
我不知道呀

1355
01:04:53,333 --> 01:04:54,899
技师掐毒食

1356
01:04:55,300 --> 01:04:57,000
必须放在直播间给大伙做餐

1357
01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:59,366
反正他们听不懂啊我无所谓的呀

1358
01:05:00,100 --> 01:05:01,366
又没有人认识我

1359
01:05:01,366 --> 01:05:03,866
我也可以去街头唱呀对吧

1360
01:05:03,866 --> 01:05:05,399
带两个大音箱

1361
01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:08,300
对我就当边跑步边哼歌呗

1362
01:05:08,300 --> 01:05:10,366
没有人认识我在唱什么

1363
01:05:10,666 --> 01:05:12,733
有人问我我就说中文天词

1364
01:05:12,733 --> 01:05:15,599
来自异国他乡的文化不就行了呀

1365
01:05:15,966 --> 01:05:18,199
嗯这是华贵了呀对呀

1366
01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:22,200
浣熊煮爪子爪子

1367
01:05:26,133 --> 01:05:28,599
寂寞的滋味

1368
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:32,866
一个人撑伞一个人擦泪

1369
01:05:32,900 --> 01:05:35,000
一个人好累

1370
01:05:35,966 --> 01:05:39,766
怎样的雨怎样的夜

1371
01:05:39,766 --> 01:05:43,466
怎样的我能让你更想念

1372
01:05:43,666 --> 01:05:45,466
雨要多大

1373
01:05:45,466 --> 01:05:50,999
天要多黑才能够有你的体贴

1374
01:05:51,666 --> 01:05:55,166
其实没有我你分不清那些

1375
01:05:55,166 --> 01:05:58,566
差别结局还能多明显

1376
01:05:58,900 --> 01:06:01,300
别说你会难过

1377
01:06:01,300 --> 01:06:04,500
别说你想改变

1378
01:06:06,500 --> 01:06:10,200
被爱的人不用道歉

1379
01:06:11,066 --> 01:06:13,066
进来怎么看到主播在滑轨

1380
01:06:13,066 --> 01:06:14,599
刚才跟大阿婆互关了

1381
01:06:14,600 --> 01:06:15,900
嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿

1382
01:06:31,466 --> 01:06:32,766
叔叔辈子是哪个

1383
01:06:32,766 --> 01:06:34,599
惨淡一番惨淡一番

1384
01:06:34,900 --> 01:06:36,133
惨淡一番睡觉了

1385
01:06:36,133 --> 01:06:38,166
惨淡一番今天叔叔辈子不在

1386
01:06:42,066 --> 01:06:45,599
被爱的人不用道歉

1387
01:06:47,133 --> 01:06:49,133
谢谢军哥的关注

1388
01:06:49,166 --> 01:06:50,766
嗯惨淡叔叔

1389
01:06:50,766 --> 01:06:53,266
他在别的直播间不是被人这么叫吗

1390
01:06:55,966 --> 01:06:56,666
我发现

1391
01:06:56,666 --> 01:06:59,266
主播是不是真的就有一种把观众变得

1392
01:06:59,266 --> 01:07:01,299
变得变成其他画风的能力啊

1393
01:07:01,300 --> 01:07:01,966
感觉大家在

1394
01:07:01,966 --> 01:07:04,299
其他的直播间都是纯纯的嘎吃

1395
01:07:04,366 --> 01:07:07,199
主播唱歌刷好听主播大家夸可爱

1396
01:07:07,200 --> 01:07:09,133
然后这个这个叫主播宝宝

1397
01:07:09,133 --> 01:07:10,066
主播叫你哥哥

1398
01:07:10,066 --> 01:07:11,999
或者主播叫你什么叔叔之类的

1399
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:14,000
很亲切我这就是啊

1400
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:17,000
惨淡一发惨淡一发进来就啊肥猫

1401
01:07:17,066 --> 01:07:18,133
这个这个

1402
01:07:18,133 --> 01:07:20,266
我感觉是不是有点不太对劲啊

1403
01:07:20,266 --> 01:07:21,699
这是不是不太好呀

1404
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:23,333
感觉嗯

1405
01:07:24,100 --> 01:07:26,766
感觉这味道不太对啊

1406
01:07:26,766 --> 01:07:28,966
是不是我把大家变成这样的

1407
01:07:29,600 --> 01:07:31,733
你想多了我一贯主打跳脸

1408
01:07:31,733 --> 01:07:34,399
那还好这个这个本质如一呀

1409
01:07:34,700 --> 01:07:37,166
谢谢只愿安的人比克拉

1410
01:07:37,166 --> 01:07:39,266
感谢你的支持你还会等你

1411
01:07:39,333 --> 01:07:41,099
感动谢谢谢谢

1412
01:07:41,500 --> 01:07:43,933
估计的男主播能治疗头疼

1413
01:07:43,933 --> 01:07:45,699
真的吗碰到你

1414
01:07:46,100 --> 01:07:47,733
谢谢只愿的心动卡

1415
01:07:47,733 --> 01:07:48,566
谢谢你的比克拉

1416
01:07:48,566 --> 01:07:50,199
太破费了嘿嘿

1417
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:52,866
不是主人

1418
01:07:52,866 --> 01:07:55,066
当然不是主人了是叫我主人

1419
01:07:55,066 --> 01:07:56,099
有毛病吧

1420
01:07:56,900 --> 01:07:59,700
可恶的主人你把人变成鬼

1421
01:07:59,700 --> 01:08:01,133
你在每个直播间都一样

1422
01:08:01,133 --> 01:08:01,799
那还好吧

1423
01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:02,700
那说明不正常

1424
01:08:02,700 --> 01:08:03,700
那是烟烟人啊

1425
01:08:03,700 --> 01:08:06,400
不是我说明是烟烟人不正常

1426
01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:07,800
说明不是我不正常

1427
01:08:07,900 --> 01:08:10,000
哈哈傻逼主人

1428
01:08:10,533 --> 01:08:13,766
主人知不知道咱们今天给你整了

1429
01:08:13,766 --> 01:08:15,799
东北最新的大碴粥啊

1430
01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:17,766
主人起床喝粥啦

1431
01:08:17,766 --> 01:08:20,266
主人快点给你抹抹脸吧

1432
01:08:20,266 --> 01:08:21,799
拿着抹布给你抹抹脸

1433
01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:23,400
对不起主人粥咋洒

1434
01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:24,666
你身上了呢

1435
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:27,933
我不是故意的主人我不知道呀

1436
01:08:28,733 --> 01:08:30,799
啥你说大家都不好吃啊

1437
01:08:30,800 --> 01:08:33,166
下次给给你整大黄米饭

1438
01:08:33,166 --> 01:08:34,499
祖爷祖爷

1439
01:08:34,966 --> 01:08:37,366
别嫌弃我别辞退我

1440
01:08:37,366 --> 01:08:40,066
没有你我可咋活呀祖爷

1441
01:08:42,200 --> 01:08:44,366
你说的是主播不是主人

1442
01:08:44,366 --> 01:08:47,666
念都能念歪然只能治疗男的头疼

1443
01:08:47,666 --> 01:08:49,399
看男为止头疼是吧

1444
01:08:49,700 --> 01:08:51,266
冉冉的灵丹妙药

1445
01:08:51,266 --> 01:08:52,099
小狗啊

1446
01:08:52,933 --> 01:08:54,933
点歌弦上有春秋

1447
01:08:55,100 --> 01:08:56,333
行的行吧

1448
01:08:56,900 --> 01:08:58,600
这女仆咋一股东北的

1449
01:08:58,600 --> 01:09:00,366
祖言吗这不是祖言

1450
01:09:00,366 --> 01:09:01,599
不愧是我母后

1451
01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:02,400
这个是我

1452
01:09:02,533 --> 01:09:04,799
我跟你母后搞不好还是老乡呢

1453
01:09:05,366 --> 01:09:05,766
对吧

1454
01:09:05,766 --> 01:09:08,799
所以我们我们是老乡然后出来打拼

1455
01:09:08,866 --> 01:09:09,933
各自相识

1456
01:09:09,933 --> 01:09:13,733
然后我们我们这个二人性中衣锦还乡

1457
01:09:13,733 --> 01:09:15,366
然后在这个东北小城

1458
01:09:15,366 --> 01:09:17,133
度过自己的这个下半辈子

1459
01:09:17,133 --> 01:09:19,599
是不是剧本都写好了多棒

1460
01:09:22,100 --> 01:09:25,133
你是怎么精准的抓到自己认识的人的

1461
01:09:25,133 --> 01:09:25,933
妖怪

1462
01:09:29,400 --> 01:09:30,766
你淑女点吧

1463
01:09:31,500 --> 01:09:34,266
嗯淑女点的话那那就得你叫我爹了

1464
01:09:34,266 --> 01:09:35,733
那就不能我叫你主人了

1465
01:09:35,733 --> 01:09:39,333
欢迎3977 那就得我就你叫我爹了

1466
01:09:39,333 --> 01:09:40,733
那就不是这个价格了

1467
01:09:40,733 --> 01:09:42,266
淑女就不是这个价格了

1468
01:09:42,266 --> 01:09:43,733
欢迎品爷啊

1469
01:09:46,133 --> 01:09:48,933
东北小城养老然后问我要养老费是吧

1470
01:09:48,933 --> 01:09:49,899
对的对的

1471
01:09:49,900 --> 01:09:51,700
我跟你母后两个人吧

1472
01:09:51,700 --> 01:09:53,766
都不是这个正式职工啊

1473
01:09:53,766 --> 01:09:56,566
我们都是自由职业所以社保交的不多

1474
01:09:56,666 --> 01:09:59,899
这个养老还得养上我们我们姚光

1475
01:09:59,900 --> 01:10:02,900
哈哈哈养老还得养着我们姚国

1476
01:10:02,900 --> 01:10:04,000
你可能不能因为

1477
01:10:04,100 --> 01:10:07,466
因为因为因为爹老了爹没有用了

1478
01:10:07,466 --> 01:10:11,133
就把爹扔在东北小城孤独一生啊

1479
01:10:11,733 --> 01:10:12,933
独生子女的痛

1480
01:10:12,933 --> 01:10:14,299
也不是独生子女吧

1481
01:10:14,300 --> 01:10:15,800
还行吧这个这个

1482
01:10:15,900 --> 01:10:18,700
我们俩加起来的儿子应该遍天下了

1483
01:10:18,700 --> 01:10:19,733
哈哈哈

1484
01:10:21,100 --> 01:10:23,866
独生子女是吧我不好说了

1485
01:10:24,700 --> 01:10:27,066
i'm coming home i'm coming back down

1486
01:10:27,066 --> 01:10:27,933
tonight

1487
01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:30,966
年少有春秋

1488
01:10:33,566 --> 01:10:36,733
i'm coming home i'm coming back home tonight

1489
01:10:40,400 --> 01:10:42,900
主播感冒了我同意捐赠

1490
01:10:46,066 --> 01:10:47,899
这就同意捐赠了

1491
01:10:48,566 --> 01:10:50,966
能不能有点坚持有点坚持

1492
01:10:50,966 --> 01:10:52,133
有点有点有点

1493
01:10:52,133 --> 01:10:54,333
这个人与人之间的友爱好不好

1494
01:10:55,066 --> 01:10:56,799
为了继承主播

1495
01:10:56,866 --> 01:10:59,699
欠比比汉丽丽的30万血汗钱

1496
01:10:59,700 --> 01:11:01,466
为了继承主播的债务

1497
01:11:01,933 --> 01:11:03,999
姚光真的是我哭死了

1498
01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:07,000
本来以为可以继承主播的存折啊

1499
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:07,400
结果发现

1500
01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:08,600
继承了主播的贷款

1501
01:11:08,600 --> 01:11:09,933
是一种怎么样的体验

1502
01:11:10,500 --> 01:11:13,100
主播蹭了个皮同意捐着

1503
01:11:22,766 --> 01:11:24,133
天下一束璀璨

1504
01:11:24,533 --> 01:11:26,099
捆绑半截流年

1505
01:11:26,266 --> 01:11:27,399
风凛冽

1506
01:11:27,400 --> 01:11:29,700
哎个人是二级轮椅人真的自由

1507
01:11:29,700 --> 01:11:31,466
想吃薯片就能吃薯片

1508
01:11:31,466 --> 01:11:32,666
大家不高兴

1509
01:11:32,800 --> 01:11:35,366
也没有其他的这个这个那个什么呀

1510
01:11:35,600 --> 01:11:38,600
谢谢迎着彩虹甜筒往后走你还离开走

1511
01:11:38,966 --> 01:11:40,933
想吃薯片就能吃薯片对吧

1512
01:11:40,933 --> 01:11:42,266
也不用上级批准

1513
01:11:42,266 --> 01:11:44,666
也不用那个跟别人请示

1514
01:11:45,066 --> 01:11:47,799
做自己的女王想吃薯片就吃薯片

1515
01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:49,100
哈哈哈

1516
01:11:49,733 --> 01:11:51,299
拆了香吧香吧

1517
01:11:51,300 --> 01:11:53,400
主播睡着了你就同意捐赠啊

1518
01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:55,600
能不能这个司马昭之心

1519
01:11:55,800 --> 01:11:58,200
一世莫尧之心这个摇光皆知

1520
01:12:01,600 --> 01:12:02,566
这游真好啊

1521
01:12:02,566 --> 01:12:04,166
昨天还有人问我呢

1522
01:12:04,300 --> 01:12:06,900
说你一个月是不是比加公会的人

1523
01:12:07,100 --> 01:12:09,066
少赚10%到手呀

1524
01:12:09,266 --> 01:12:13,499
我说对人家到手55%主播到手45%都不到

1525
01:12:14,333 --> 01:12:16,133
他说那你为啥不加公会啊

1526
01:12:16,266 --> 01:12:17,533
但是数据挺好的

1527
01:12:17,533 --> 01:12:20,499
一个月不是因为这个损失多少钱

1528
01:12:21,166 --> 01:12:23,533
我说我最多的一个月因为这个损失过

1529
01:12:23,766 --> 01:12:24,799
三四万吧

1530
01:12:25,466 --> 01:12:27,933
他说哇三四万但咋不加公会

1531
01:12:28,133 --> 01:12:29,999
我说我我想自由

1532
01:12:30,200 --> 01:12:32,333
哈哈哈我想自由

1533
01:12:32,333 --> 01:12:34,199
但自由好像自由不下去了

1534
01:12:34,200 --> 01:12:35,866
以后万一这个分成再低

1535
01:12:35,866 --> 01:12:37,566
然后工会这边分成再高

1536
01:12:37,566 --> 01:12:39,166
那可能就真得劲了

1537
01:12:39,333 --> 01:12:40,999
加加我的你有吗

1538
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:43,666
现在谁能收留我

1539
01:12:43,666 --> 01:12:45,299
呢kiss说能收留我

1540
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:48,700
然后这个这个光年神话好像也是

1541
01:12:48,700 --> 01:12:50,700
不要这么废渣不堪的肥猫

1542
01:12:54,100 --> 01:12:55,500
工会不抽成

1543
01:12:55,933 --> 01:12:56,933
不一样的

1544
01:12:59,166 --> 01:13:00,199
企业抽成

1545
01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:01,166
工会不抽成啊

1546
01:13:01,166 --> 01:13:02,499
虽然两个东西本质

1547
01:13:02,500 --> 01:13:04,066
在商业形态上是一样的

1548
01:13:04,066 --> 01:13:06,399
但是为什么区别叫法呢

1549
01:13:08,866 --> 01:13:12,399
工会55其实工会最多给我开到过62

1550
01:13:13,900 --> 01:13:16,300
就我数学最好的那几个月

1551
01:13:16,466 --> 01:13:17,866
有人来找我商量

1552
01:13:18,933 --> 01:13:22,133
对赌任务完成的话分成是62%

1553
01:13:26,566 --> 01:13:27,733
你能不心动吗

1554
01:13:28,700 --> 01:13:32,266
哇你一个月流水5万到手就差5,000

1555
01:13:33,666 --> 01:13:35,499
因为流水10万到手就差一万

1556
01:13:35,500 --> 01:13:36,866
一万是小千吗

1557
01:13:37,200 --> 01:13:38,600
根本不是小千呢

1558
01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:41,400
主播这一个月在那个什么之前

1559
01:13:42,666 --> 01:13:45,899
在在这两天在这个阳光的总督

1560
01:13:46,100 --> 01:13:48,133
还有刘华的探索者起航之前

1561
01:13:48,966 --> 01:13:51,699
这一个月20多天都没有一万

1562
01:13:53,966 --> 01:13:56,366
你要从音乐传媒离舍出走

1563
01:13:56,600 --> 01:13:57,800
没有呀没有

1564
01:13:59,566 --> 01:14:02,133
主播直播的时候一直说话我同意捐赠

1565
01:14:02,133 --> 01:14:03,066
我没死呢

1566
01:14:03,066 --> 01:14:04,699
我就是为了让你们别捐赠

1567
01:14:04,700 --> 01:14:05,733
我才一直说话的

1568
01:14:05,733 --> 01:14:06,866
你怎么这就捐赠了

1569
01:14:06,866 --> 01:14:09,566
你把我的嘴捂住然后把我捐赠了是吧

1570
01:14:10,766 --> 01:14:11,799
可以的事不收费

1571
01:14:11,933 --> 01:14:13,333
我别我可以的说

1572
01:14:13,333 --> 01:14:14,733
里边有有微

1573
01:14:14,733 --> 01:14:15,799
这个有有我

1574
01:14:15,800 --> 01:14:18,066
我是里面有一个微的偶像呢

1575
01:14:18,066 --> 01:14:19,166
给我搞不好意思了

1576
01:14:19,166 --> 01:14:20,133
欢迎肉酱

1577
01:14:20,866 --> 01:14:22,499
流水压力太大了

1578
01:14:22,600 --> 01:14:24,566
人家说会找人帮忙

1579
01:14:24,566 --> 01:14:26,299
帮我帮我不帮我过任务啊

1580
01:14:26,300 --> 01:14:27,766
但是就怎么说呢

1581
01:14:28,066 --> 01:14:31,766
母后说话老不好多半是忌了哈哈哈

1582
01:14:33,266 --> 01:14:35,366
同意捐赠就好了是吧

1583
01:14:35,566 --> 01:14:37,266
太残暴了

1584
01:14:37,733 --> 01:14:39,999
笑出强大笑出自信啊

1585
01:14:40,366 --> 01:14:41,899
太笑了太笑了

1586
01:14:43,100 --> 01:14:46,533
主播你要是想帮上我拔管就喘下气

1587
01:14:46,700 --> 01:14:48,400
主播你要是想让我拔管

1588
01:14:48,400 --> 01:14:49,866
你就眨一下眼啊

1589
01:14:54,566 --> 01:14:55,899
你还是别人的偶像

1590
01:14:55,900 --> 01:14:57,200
我直接同意捐赠

1591
01:14:57,266 --> 01:14:59,266
同意捐赠的话其实有一个前提

1592
01:14:59,266 --> 01:15:00,133
就是你认我

1593
01:15:00,133 --> 01:15:02,133
做爹对我认做你爹

1594
01:15:02,133 --> 01:15:04,199
你认我做爹你才能同意我的捐赠

1595
01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:05,333
要不然你勾巴谁啊

1596
01:15:05,333 --> 01:15:06,699
怎么还能捐赠我呢

1597
01:15:07,900 --> 01:15:09,866
在我还活着的时候对吧

1598
01:15:09,866 --> 01:15:10,666
这个这个这个

1599
01:15:10,666 --> 01:15:12,766
我认做你爹你才能捐赠我呀

1600
01:15:12,966 --> 01:15:17,366
me cause nobody knows me不留你在这里害人啊

1601
01:15:20,466 --> 01:15:21,799
我可以是你的父亲

1602
01:15:21,800 --> 01:15:23,566
让你同意捐那个屁盘

1603
01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:29,066
that you could be the one who could find the cure

1604
01:15:29,066 --> 01:15:30,566
won't treat you like it before

1605
01:15:31,366 --> 01:15:35,666
i remember back then when i used to know you

1606
01:15:35,666 --> 01:15:37,566
call you every night time

1607
01:15:37,566 --> 01:15:39,466
use you as my lifeline

1608
01:15:39,466 --> 01:15:41,599
now it's only missed calls

1609
01:15:41,666 --> 01:15:42,999
时候我也变成大海v啊

1610
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:45,933
变成那种啊30万粉的大海v对吧

1611
01:15:45,933 --> 01:15:49,266
现在这粉丝数翻10倍我就去找现在

1612
01:15:49,500 --> 01:15:51,166
嗯就是去找去找

1613
01:15:51,166 --> 01:15:52,166
小可申请一下

1614
01:15:52,166 --> 01:15:54,399
看能不能什么时候连个洞啊之类的

1615
01:15:54,933 --> 01:15:56,366
现在体量太强了

1616
01:15:56,766 --> 01:15:57,866
连动的话

1617
01:15:58,766 --> 01:16:02,599
往高了连往高了申请人家说我是蹭狗

1618
01:16:02,966 --> 01:16:04,499
然后往往低了连

1619
01:16:06,100 --> 01:16:07,366
我又不熟悉

1620
01:16:11,333 --> 01:16:12,566
扣个税的

1621
01:16:12,600 --> 01:16:14,566
但是他们是这样的

1622
01:16:15,500 --> 01:16:18,933
他们完成高级的流水任务之后

1623
01:16:20,366 --> 01:16:24,799
就表个人是你到手就50%在扣税

1624
01:16:24,933 --> 01:16:26,066
但是不是的

1625
01:16:26,566 --> 01:16:27,299
呃

1626
01:16:27,300 --> 01:16:32,000
比比哈利利会把70%的收益都打给工会

1627
01:16:32,200 --> 01:16:33,900
然后工会给你60%

1628
01:16:33,900 --> 01:16:35,533
剩下的税他们帮你代交

1629
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:36,800
干嘛

1630
01:16:37,566 --> 01:16:39,766
我们605主打一个收米

1631
01:16:41,100 --> 01:16:44,200
那天大家帮我去605打IC的时候

1632
01:16:44,200 --> 01:16:47,000
差不多就好像有一个总督的位了

1633
01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:48,500
差不多有有了

1634
01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:52,100
主播这么懒天天做梦

1635
01:16:52,100 --> 01:16:54,300
做梦怎么了人生没有梦吗

1636
01:16:54,500 --> 01:16:55,733
你不想有梦吗

1637
01:16:55,866 --> 01:16:57,466
谢谢肉酱的粉玫瑰

1638
01:16:57,466 --> 01:16:59,566
肉酱怎么老爆粉玫瑰呢肉酱

1639
01:16:59,866 --> 01:17:02,766
谢谢19的盛典门票红豆娘利盖走

1640
01:17:02,766 --> 01:17:05,333
谢谢19的金币金币金币

1641
01:17:05,333 --> 01:17:07,733
我们这今天什么月前四个金币

1642
01:17:07,733 --> 01:17:09,199
我操我受不了了

1643
01:17:09,300 --> 01:17:11,066
我我有点接受不了这个

1644
01:17:11,066 --> 01:17:12,799
谢谢19的泡泡糖啊

1645
01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:14,400
谢谢这么漂亮的金币泡泡糖

1646
01:17:14,400 --> 01:17:17,166
金币啊谢谢多多小姐的无故事先生

1647
01:17:18,266 --> 01:17:19,733
是打刀的那个多多吗

1648
01:17:20,500 --> 01:17:21,733
谢谢无故事的贝克尔

1649
01:17:21,766 --> 01:17:22,733
感谢支持

1650
01:17:23,266 --> 01:17:24,933
嗯梦里想屁吃

1651
01:17:24,933 --> 01:17:25,966
那就想想吧

1652
01:17:25,966 --> 01:17:27,199
想想就想想呗

1653
01:17:27,533 --> 01:17:28,799
视频没做完呢

1654
01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:31,466
看到个数季度10不够吧

1655
01:17:31,466 --> 01:17:34,399
5% 哔哩哔哩出百分之那个什么

1656
01:17:35,066 --> 01:17:38,466
哔哩哔哩出百分之那个那个那个10%

1657
01:17:39,100 --> 01:17:41,933
对然后那个公司那边有办法

1658
01:17:41,933 --> 01:17:44,099
就是以企业为单位交的话

1659
01:17:44,100 --> 01:17:46,966
他有办法那个呃

1660
01:17:49,700 --> 01:17:50,600
我去睡觉了各

1661
01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:52,100
位晚安晚安东方正

1662
01:17:57,166 --> 01:17:57,966
不够大呀

1663
01:17:57,966 --> 01:18:00,699
前段时间那个切片那个那个那个

1664
01:18:02,966 --> 01:18:05,299
观众的切片都十几万

1665
01:18:05,300 --> 01:18:07,700
播放了之后搞不好都能混到20万

1666
01:18:07,700 --> 01:18:08,500
只能说

1667
01:18:09,100 --> 01:18:10,733
怪不得大家都爱蹭热度啊

1668
01:18:10,733 --> 01:18:12,066
做自己的内容

1669
01:18:12,466 --> 01:18:13,566
说自己的话

1670
01:18:14,900 --> 01:18:17,400
真不如一分钟随便乱点的那种

1671
01:18:18,166 --> 01:18:19,499
蹭上热度的切片

1672
01:18:19,500 --> 01:18:21,700
怪不得大家都喜欢当瑞平

1673
01:18:21,700 --> 01:18:22,500
是啊

1674
01:18:23,500 --> 01:18:24,700
我自己做一个

1675
01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:27,333
做了我自己手头有一个然后那个

1676
01:18:28,066 --> 01:18:30,299
就那个鸡大仔那边有一个

1677
01:18:30,300 --> 01:18:33,466
这两个都是月这个这个周周周末冲

1678
01:18:34,166 --> 01:18:35,333
下载那个拖着我

1679
01:18:35,333 --> 01:18:37,533
要不然的话昨天就能发了

1680
01:18:37,900 --> 01:18:41,500
他拖我本来他说这周能能出的

1681
01:18:41,500 --> 01:18:43,133
有两个视频是有啊

1682
01:18:43,366 --> 01:18:46,766
一个是我剪一个是别人剪双保险

1683
01:18:48,766 --> 01:18:50,733
说了多久了没剪完

1684
01:18:50,733 --> 01:18:53,666
因为我自己剪视频真的很慢很慢很慢

1685
01:18:54,466 --> 01:18:56,699
刚捡到这个6分钟左右的地方

1686
01:18:56,700 --> 01:18:57,766
女婿还没换

1687
01:19:00,333 --> 01:19:02,866
而且最近天天直播加班

1688
01:19:04,800 --> 01:19:06,866
谢谢用这样的彩虹甜筒

1689
01:19:06,866 --> 01:19:08,266
或者你还应该走

1690
01:19:08,500 --> 01:19:12,533
发光号也有粉丝涨的多对不是

1691
01:19:14,900 --> 01:19:16,400
我不是瑞平市第一位啊

1692
01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:18,533
人家有人比我平的多多了

1693
01:19:18,533 --> 01:19:19,366
但是我觉得

1694
01:19:20,166 --> 01:19:22,666
凭着那么恨早晚有一天会出节奏的

1695
01:19:22,666 --> 01:19:24,366
我不想出那个节奏

1696
01:19:24,366 --> 01:19:26,599
也不想担那个负面的名声呀

1697
01:19:26,866 --> 01:19:30,599
谢谢床上的5个泡泡糖4个金币1个打榜

1698
01:19:30,600 --> 01:19:31,733
或者你还另外等

1699
01:19:31,733 --> 01:19:32,333
我的我的

1700
01:19:32,333 --> 01:19:33,566
我让主播加班了

1701
01:19:33,566 --> 01:19:35,699
不是不是是我自己想加的

1702
01:19:36,200 --> 01:19:37,666
是我自己想加的

1703
01:19:39,100 --> 01:19:41,600
本来就之前答应了大家

1704
01:19:41,600 --> 01:19:43,566
6月份要全职主播吗

1705
01:19:43,566 --> 01:19:45,133
这两天正好有空

1706
01:19:45,200 --> 01:19:46,600
是我自己想加的

1707
01:19:46,600 --> 01:19:48,500
不是不是大家让我加的

1708
01:19:49,133 --> 01:19:50,733
就是没有米我也加人

1709
01:19:50,733 --> 01:19:51,899
看昨天加班那一场

1710
01:19:51,900 --> 01:19:53,666
那一场就是收益也不高

1711
01:19:53,933 --> 01:19:55,599
今天晚上这一场收益也不高

1712
01:19:55,600 --> 01:19:56,866
但是我也会加的

1713
01:19:57,200 --> 01:19:58,266
嗯要

1714
01:19:58,266 --> 01:20:00,933
要干的事情也也不是完全取决于米吗

1715
01:20:00,933 --> 01:20:02,499
虽然说有米会导致

1716
01:20:02,700 --> 01:20:04,100
加班然后这个

1717
01:20:04,100 --> 01:20:07,000
但可能有米也会导致下班哈哈哈

1718
01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:11,133
这个是那个什么这个是呃怎么说

1719
01:20:12,766 --> 01:20:15,733
主播的大手操纵的主播主播

1720
01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:18,933
什么样情况都可能发生

1721
01:20:19,966 --> 01:20:22,066
主播的作息是烂完了没有啊

1722
01:20:22,066 --> 01:20:23,866
好歹是黑天的时候睡觉

1723
01:20:23,866 --> 01:20:25,333
白天的时候起床啊

1724
01:20:25,600 --> 01:20:26,866
如果不直播的话

1725
01:20:26,866 --> 01:20:27,966
那就搞不好是

1726
01:20:27,966 --> 01:20:30,266
每天什么时候醒就什么时候睡觉了

1727
01:20:32,800 --> 01:20:33,733
啊输了

1728
01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:38,566
没事的主播

1729
01:20:38,566 --> 01:20:40,366
大家都知道你是个什么鬼呀

1730
01:20:40,566 --> 01:20:41,866
in the moment

1731
01:20:42,800 --> 01:20:47,500
i Don't care if i'm making all alive baby

1732
01:20:47,500 --> 01:20:48,000
let's just

1733
01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:50,566
有没有可能我只是想找个台阶退款

1734
01:20:50,566 --> 01:20:54,566
你你真要把父皇跟母后全捐赠了

1735
01:20:55,366 --> 01:20:57,066
可以可以可以可以

1736
01:20:58,166 --> 01:20:59,166
可以倒是可以

1737
01:20:59,166 --> 01:21:00,566
主播被偷了

1738
01:21:00,866 --> 01:21:03,566
主播被偷了啊受不了

1739
01:21:05,333 --> 01:21:06,133
哎

1740
01:21:06,966 --> 01:21:09,733
so let's get lost

1741
01:21:09,800 --> 01:21:12,200
就其实差分差的很多的话

1742
01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:13,700
输的心甘情愿啊

1743
01:21:13,700 --> 01:21:15,966
就是差一点点然后被偷了就会觉得

1744
01:21:16,100 --> 01:21:17,166
很无力回天

1745
01:21:17,166 --> 01:21:18,166
又没什么办法

1746
01:21:18,166 --> 01:21:20,866
别急退了款换小号全打给父皇

1747
01:21:20,866 --> 01:21:22,533
不错不错挺不错的

1748
01:21:23,133 --> 01:21:24,499
那边时差多久

1749
01:21:24,500 --> 01:21:27,566
那你记得先先给父皇开个年份总督

1750
01:21:27,566 --> 01:21:28,566
然后这样的话

1751
01:21:28,600 --> 01:21:31,700
这个号就也不会被被迫消耗吗

1752
01:21:31,700 --> 01:21:33,000
所以这个这个就

1753
01:21:33,133 --> 01:21:35,333
父皇这边总督就一直很久很久了

1754
01:21:35,333 --> 01:21:36,899
然后再把它全退了

1755
01:21:37,966 --> 01:21:40,999
makes me one in love with three times

1756
01:21:41,466 --> 01:21:46,599
baby baby let's go away women never been in my life

1757
01:21:47,700 --> 01:21:50,400
i like when your lips take现在是夏天

1758
01:21:50,400 --> 01:21:52,333
然后安省的话是

1759
01:21:52,900 --> 01:21:54,100
12个小时整

1760
01:21:54,800 --> 01:21:57,133
不行明年我就成年了

1761
01:21:57,966 --> 01:21:58,933
不是不是

1762
01:21:58,933 --> 01:22:01,099
你开个年费总督然后退款

1763
01:22:01,100 --> 01:22:03,200
那个大黄海不会掉的

1764
01:22:03,666 --> 01:22:05,166
对那个大海不会掉的

1765
01:22:06,100 --> 01:22:07,666
你退完款他也会有效

1766
01:22:07,666 --> 01:22:10,566
body with you honey put your body on me promise

1767
01:22:10,566 --> 01:22:12,599
i love you three times

1768
01:22:29,600 --> 01:22:32,333
主播我离你很近呢就几千公里的距离

1769
01:22:32,333 --> 01:22:33,299
是的呢亲亲

1770
01:22:33,300 --> 01:22:35,666
几千公里大概是哈哈哈

1771
01:22:35,766 --> 01:22:38,733
从那个新疆到那个澳门的距离吧

1772
01:22:38,733 --> 01:22:39,799
之前看到一个提督

1773
01:22:39,800 --> 01:22:41,466
退款之后大航海掉了

1774
01:22:42,466 --> 01:22:44,533
我这边有人申请退款

1775
01:22:44,600 --> 01:22:45,533
欢迎李宝

1776
01:22:45,600 --> 01:22:47,766
之前之前我这边有人申请退款

1777
01:22:47,766 --> 01:22:49,066
然后他船也没掉了

1778
01:22:49,066 --> 01:22:50,133
他把我的米退了

1779
01:22:50,133 --> 01:22:51,966
然后他还挂在我的欠账呢

1780
01:22:52,066 --> 01:22:53,933
那个应该是刚好到时间了

1781
01:22:54,966 --> 01:22:57,799
一上就申请退然后一个月的审核期

1782
01:22:58,700 --> 01:23:01,166
如果他上了一个月然后申请退款的话

1783
01:23:01,333 --> 01:23:03,133
那应该正好就是掉了

1784
01:23:03,533 --> 01:23:05,066
他要退款的是你吗

1785
01:23:05,066 --> 01:23:08,133
别提了这人真的气死我了

1786
01:23:08,266 --> 01:23:09,966
他我真的很生气

1787
01:23:09,966 --> 01:23:11,966
当时说说那个呃

1788
01:23:11,966 --> 01:23:14,199
米艾米亚送给你一个元旦礼物

1789
01:23:14,200 --> 01:23:15,966
我说什么他给我上了个提供

1790
01:23:15,966 --> 01:23:17,999
然后送点礼物之类的

1791
01:23:18,333 --> 01:23:19,999
然后我就很高兴吧

1792
01:23:20,000 --> 01:23:22,300
就是正常给他发的那个蜘蛛礼物

1793
01:23:22,300 --> 01:23:25,466
结果过了多久过了到3月四月的时候

1794
01:23:25,533 --> 01:23:27,333
他给我申请了个退款

1795
01:23:27,333 --> 01:23:29,333
申请了之后就退掉了

1796
01:23:29,333 --> 01:23:32,466
关键他申请退款了之后我就很生气

1797
01:23:32,466 --> 01:23:34,133
我把他那个号拉黑了

1798
01:23:34,133 --> 01:23:36,499
然后把他那个号的房管也取消了

1799
01:23:36,500 --> 01:23:37,933
你都申请退款了对吧

1800
01:23:37,933 --> 01:23:39,333
你也没有跟我说什么

1801
01:23:39,666 --> 01:23:40,899
那我还不能拉黑你吗

1802
01:23:40,900 --> 01:23:41,700
对吧

1803
01:23:42,166 --> 01:23:45,366
关键他就是也是未成年退款的理由

1804
01:23:45,366 --> 01:23:47,366
但是他天天在直播间半夜看直播

1805
01:23:47,366 --> 01:23:48,599
我说你半夜怎么睡觉

1806
01:23:48,600 --> 01:23:49,766
他说他半夜出差

1807
01:23:49,933 --> 01:23:52,199
现在什么童工啊半夜就出差

1808
01:23:52,966 --> 01:23:55,899
年仅16岁就掌握了全球500强企业

1809
01:23:55,900 --> 01:23:58,133
还需要在主播这未成年退款3,000块钱

1810
01:23:58,133 --> 01:23:58,933
是吧

1811
01:24:00,133 --> 01:24:02,199
最关键的是就这段

1812
01:24:02,200 --> 01:24:04,666
b l s他还来他还来给我送PK票

1813
01:24:04,666 --> 01:24:06,533
他开个小号来给我送PK票

1814
01:24:06,533 --> 01:24:08,799
大号被我拉黑了还不知道为啥吗

1815
01:24:08,866 --> 01:24:10,266
你都申请退款了

1816
01:24:10,266 --> 01:24:12,066
你还来主播直播间干嘛呀

1817
01:24:12,066 --> 01:24:14,566
你这膈应我是吧真是的

1818
01:24:16,166 --> 01:24:17,899
我本来没有那么生气

1819
01:24:17,900 --> 01:24:19,700
他每次来我都生气

1820
01:24:20,533 --> 01:24:22,533
不是你什么意思呀

1821
01:24:22,533 --> 01:24:24,366
这个来我这耀武扬威是吧

1822
01:24:24,366 --> 01:24:25,366
哈哈主播

1823
01:24:25,366 --> 01:24:26,599
我把你款退了

1824
01:24:26,600 --> 01:24:28,300
你也没什么办法打我对吧

1825
01:24:28,300 --> 01:24:29,166
我不说话

1826
01:24:29,200 --> 01:24:31,466
你叫你叫我我也不吱声哎

1827
01:24:31,466 --> 01:24:33,566
我就来看你我就送PK票

1828
01:24:33,866 --> 01:24:35,333
神经病吧

1829
01:24:35,700 --> 01:24:37,300
你怎么知道是小号

1830
01:24:37,700 --> 01:24:41,733
他那个ID就叫做叉叉叉的小号

1831
01:24:43,200 --> 01:24:45,000
退款的ID是叉叉叉

1832
01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:47,166
他那个ID就叫叉叉的小号

1833
01:24:50,966 --> 01:24:52,899
主播好气好气抿出来没了

1834
01:24:52,900 --> 01:24:55,700
关键不是不是光气抿没了呀

1835
01:24:55,700 --> 01:24:58,100
被人跳脸很难受的

1836
01:24:59,800 --> 01:25:00,166
气死

1837
01:25:00,166 --> 01:25:03,966
我每次说这些我都很生气啊你知道吧

1838
01:25:05,400 --> 01:25:07,766
我觉得我已经是很便宜

1839
01:25:07,766 --> 01:25:10,333
不是不是很便宜就是很很

1840
01:25:11,133 --> 01:25:13,166
我已经是脾气很好的一个人了

1841
01:25:13,166 --> 01:25:13,999
我都跟大家说

1842
01:25:14,000 --> 01:25:15,800
人家主播都说你不要消费

1843
01:25:15,800 --> 01:25:17,766
你要以后退还就不要在我这消费

1844
01:25:17,766 --> 01:25:19,699
不要让我先开心又失望了

1845
01:25:19,733 --> 01:25:21,099
而且做礼物还有成本

1846
01:25:21,100 --> 01:25:23,766
我都说大家如果真的真的遇到急事

1847
01:25:23,766 --> 01:25:24,533
遇到困难

1848
01:25:24,533 --> 01:25:25,466
我不是不能理解

1849
01:25:25,466 --> 01:25:26,566
你跟我说一下

1850
01:25:26,900 --> 01:25:30,566
是不是人越温柔越善良越容易欺负呀

1851
01:25:31,200 --> 01:25:33,700
你退款就退款了你还你还

1852
01:25:33,866 --> 01:25:36,866
你还来我这天天送送免费礼物

1853
01:25:38,800 --> 01:25:40,466
无语真是的

1854
01:25:42,066 --> 01:25:44,533
他单复制的换一黑人牌子去网爆

1855
01:25:44,533 --> 01:25:46,766
他都来了我还给他打码了

1856
01:25:46,800 --> 01:25:49,066
我最后的温柔都都给他了

1857
01:25:49,066 --> 01:25:51,133
他还他还这么对我不好

1858
01:25:51,133 --> 01:25:53,266
我是我急了我真的急了

1859
01:25:53,500 --> 01:25:55,266
我要额外出税的

1860
01:25:56,100 --> 01:25:57,500
我要倒亏多少

1861
01:25:57,800 --> 01:25:59,266
我倒亏300 多

1862
01:26:03,366 --> 01:26:07,099
欢迎燕这就改个名字每天来送PK票

1863
01:26:07,100 --> 01:26:09,266
阿狸的红纸伞的小号是吧

1864
01:26:09,266 --> 01:26:10,333
哈哈哈

1865
01:26:10,466 --> 01:26:12,666
昨天跟你说那个特别好看的头像

1866
01:26:12,666 --> 01:26:14,999
发给我那你可不可以发给我我备战

1867
01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:16,733
私信呢大家

1868
01:26:16,733 --> 01:26:17,733
私信我能收到

1869
01:26:17,733 --> 01:26:18,699
现在不行

1870
01:26:19,100 --> 01:26:20,200
马上激活

1871
01:26:21,300 --> 01:26:21,900
不是这个

1872
01:26:21,900 --> 01:26:24,133
这个不好啊这个不行啊这个单位

1873
01:26:25,366 --> 01:26:29,733
我哼着歌脸自然的就至少有了

1874
01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:33,466
我知道妈妈就在胸膛

1875
01:26:34,300 --> 01:26:36,900
我想说其实你很好

1876
01:26:37,200 --> 01:26:39,533
我看到了这个田园猫好可爱呀

1877
01:26:39,533 --> 01:26:40,966
哈哈我喜欢

1878
01:26:41,066 --> 01:26:44,133
哎呀你的直播间长猫了好可爱我喜欢

1879
01:26:44,400 --> 01:26:48,533
爱一个人希望他过更好

1880
01:26:48,933 --> 01:26:51,199
打从心里暖暖的

1881
01:26:51,266 --> 01:26:53,366
你比自己更重要

1882
01:26:53,366 --> 01:26:57,099
请问是赵钱孙李周吴郑王先生吧

1883
01:26:57,100 --> 01:26:57,900
哈哈哈

1884
01:26:58,733 --> 01:27:00,899
你在这挨个乱猜呢是吧

1885
01:27:00,900 --> 01:27:02,933
什么什么什么没举法

1886
01:27:03,400 --> 01:27:05,366
那个好可爱我喜欢呢

1887
01:27:07,266 --> 01:27:11,599
爱一个人希望他过更好

1888
01:27:12,866 --> 01:27:14,899
那个吗打的跟没打有区别吗

1889
01:27:14,900 --> 01:27:16,100
我打都打了

1890
01:27:17,700 --> 01:27:18,900
对屏切片来的

1891
01:27:18,900 --> 01:27:19,566
谁是米呀

1892
01:27:19,566 --> 01:27:21,266
我我我是米呀

1893
01:27:21,266 --> 01:27:23,066
咋了你爹我在这呢

1894
01:27:23,366 --> 01:27:25,166
行不高明坐不改姓

1895
01:27:25,166 --> 01:27:28,399
完蛋洗碗米呀面这是有何贵干

1896
01:27:28,533 --> 01:27:29,899
哈哈哈啊

1897
01:27:29,900 --> 01:27:30,966
晚上好蓝颜

1898
01:27:31,466 --> 01:27:32,599
你暖暖的

1899
01:27:32,733 --> 01:27:35,499
你比自己更重要

1900
01:27:35,500 --> 01:27:37,733
比自己更重要

1901
01:27:37,733 --> 01:27:38,766
我是可可因

1902
01:27:38,766 --> 01:27:39,599
和主播不熟

1903
01:27:39,600 --> 01:27:41,333
干嘛呀哈哈哈哈

1904
01:27:41,366 --> 01:27:42,166
我就知道

1905
01:27:42,166 --> 01:27:44,199
喜欢看瑞平切片的人都好这口

1906
01:27:44,200 --> 01:27:44,900
攻击性了

1907
01:27:44,900 --> 01:27:47,566
被我骂一下然后还哈哈哈哈的

1908
01:27:47,866 --> 01:27:48,399
贼开心

1909
01:27:48,400 --> 01:27:51,133
哈哈哈哈哈没有其实我开玩笑的

1910
01:27:51,133 --> 01:27:52,733
我都笑着说要冒犯你

1911
01:27:52,733 --> 01:27:54,333
非常抱歉非常抱歉

1912
01:27:54,866 --> 01:27:55,933
狗没内狗没内

1913
01:27:56,400 --> 01:27:58,166
主播行为请勿上升观众

1914
01:27:58,166 --> 01:27:59,199
你怎么这么怂啊

1915
01:27:59,200 --> 01:28:00,366
这就跟我切歌了

1916
01:28:00,366 --> 01:28:01,699
不行你是我的总督

1917
01:28:01,700 --> 01:28:04,200
代表着我们直播间的脸面的对吧

1918
01:28:04,200 --> 01:28:07,533
如果你做出一些出门然后把这个

1919
01:28:08,133 --> 01:28:10,199
本命年红色内裤在这个

1920
01:28:10,200 --> 01:28:11,933
大家面前露出来的事情

1921
01:28:11,933 --> 01:28:13,899
丢的也是我们2289的脸

1922
01:28:13,900 --> 01:28:15,300
不对到时候你就是可可因了

1923
01:28:15,300 --> 01:28:17,766
哈哈到时候你就是可可因了

1924
01:28:19,066 --> 01:28:19,999
啊啊啊

1925
01:28:22,066 --> 01:28:23,866
玉山家什么玉山家

1926
01:28:23,866 --> 01:28:25,566
怎么了别了别了

1927
01:28:26,266 --> 01:28:27,666
可宝挺好的

1928
01:28:28,533 --> 01:28:30,699
真不熟总都手滑开的

1929
01:28:30,700 --> 01:28:32,300
已经在推广了

1930
01:28:32,500 --> 01:28:34,300
投降了投降了我投降了

1931
01:28:34,300 --> 01:28:35,200
害怕了害怕了

1932
01:28:35,200 --> 01:28:37,066
我先润了啊

1933
01:28:37,533 --> 01:28:39,099
我先润了

1934
01:28:43,666 --> 01:28:46,333
卡个牌子简简单单卡个牌子

1935
01:28:46,333 --> 01:28:47,666
哈哈哈

1936
01:28:48,700 --> 01:28:51,666
卡错了不小心卡成总督了

1937
01:28:55,000 --> 01:28:55,966
耶耶如何评价

1938
01:28:55,966 --> 01:28:57,499
我高考考了603

1939
01:28:57,500 --> 01:28:58,733
哇这么厉害

1940
01:28:58,733 --> 01:29:00,799
比主播的文化素质高多了

1941
01:29:00,800 --> 01:29:02,100
你好厉害呀

1942
01:29:04,933 --> 01:29:06,499
简简单单套个盾

1943
01:29:06,500 --> 01:29:08,066
套个28级盾是吧

1944
01:29:08,066 --> 01:29:09,333
这盾太金了

1945
01:29:09,500 --> 01:29:12,300
盘他套盾套个紫的你套盾套个金的

1946
01:29:14,333 --> 01:29:16,733
我懵懵懂懂过了一年

1947
01:29:17,200 --> 01:29:19,866
徘徊在石板路的街边

1948
01:29:20,333 --> 01:29:25,099
曾经笑容灿烂如今却空空如也

1949
01:29:26,500 --> 01:29:28,966
一切的星光都已陨灭

1950
01:29:29,566 --> 01:29:34,066
得过且过是我如今速写无

1951
01:29:34,266 --> 01:29:37,333
所谓让重重叠

1952
01:29:38,966 --> 01:29:41,266
主播我妹妹考了585

1953
01:29:41,266 --> 01:29:42,466
你们都好厉害啊

1954
01:29:42,466 --> 01:29:43,366
主播当年

1955
01:29:43,600 --> 01:29:47,100
主播当年考考考的分都是双飞的分数

1956
01:29:48,966 --> 01:29:52,299
主播的分一次是呃呃一次是近日

1957
01:29:55,333 --> 01:29:57,766
穷哥们鼠标不敢用太狠

1958
01:30:00,500 --> 01:30:01,333
懂了懂了

1959
01:30:01,333 --> 01:30:04,966
阳光的这个这个这个首度礼物

1960
01:30:05,400 --> 01:30:07,200
给你定制一个米耶米啊

1961
01:30:07,200 --> 01:30:08,300
什么米耶米啊

1962
01:30:08,300 --> 01:30:10,200
使用了一年的这个鼠标

1963
01:30:10,266 --> 01:30:12,266
然后漂洋过海寄给你怎么样

1964
01:30:15,266 --> 01:30:16,966
我是治一下精光液

1965
01:30:28,166 --> 01:30:30,533
我懵懵懂懂过了一年

1966
01:30:31,133 --> 01:30:33,499
徘徊在18楼的街边

1967
01:30:34,333 --> 01:30:38,733
促进小楼灿烂如今却空空如也

1968
01:30:40,066 --> 01:30:42,399
晚安通宵人要睡着熬夜寻觅

1969
01:30:42,766 --> 01:30:43,566
晚安晚安

1970
01:30:44,200 --> 01:30:45,733
主播你是黄金哥吗

1971
01:30:45,733 --> 01:30:47,533
主播这辈子上不了钻了

1972
01:30:47,533 --> 01:30:49,933
今天这个黄金钻就已经打不过了

1973
01:30:49,933 --> 01:30:51,066
今天上不了钻

1974
01:30:52,200 --> 01:30:53,333
这不会要输了吧

1975
01:30:53,333 --> 01:30:54,999
应该吧应该吧

1976
01:30:57,666 --> 01:30:59,566
没事反正我也快下播了

1977
01:31:00,366 --> 01:31:01,533
主播又要被打了

1978
01:31:01,533 --> 01:31:03,766
没关系啊我已经被打习惯了

1979
01:31:05,066 --> 01:31:07,466
白天和晚上都是冬夜

1980
01:31:08,100 --> 01:31:11,333
悲伤的到来我怎么去遇见

1981
01:31:12,200 --> 01:31:16,933
反反正也是空空空空如也

1982
01:31:17,366 --> 01:31:20,266
我懵懂谢谢默默救我一下啊

1983
01:31:20,266 --> 01:31:20,799
一个揍

1984
01:31:20,800 --> 01:31:23,166
谢谢默默的三个泡泡糖两个金币

1985
01:31:23,500 --> 01:31:25,066
今天怎么要下播了

1986
01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:27,933
今天不是答应了大家不加班吗

1987
01:31:27,933 --> 01:31:30,199
不加班的话就是一个半小时左右

1988
01:31:31,066 --> 01:31:33,566
看我的心情看我的状态

1989
01:31:33,566 --> 01:31:35,599
状态好的话就两个小时

1990
01:31:35,600 --> 01:31:37,300
状态不好就一个半小时

1991
01:31:37,300 --> 01:31:40,500
所谓认同终点

1992
01:31:44,300 --> 01:31:45,533
行走吧走吧

1993
01:31:45,533 --> 01:31:47,199
好走吧走吧

1994
01:31:48,333 --> 01:31:51,133
你这个年纪你是怎么想要下播的

1995
01:31:51,900 --> 01:31:54,266
我这个年纪怎么就不能下播呢

1996
01:31:54,966 --> 01:31:57,999
你看不起老女人是吧哼

1997
01:31:59,766 --> 01:32:01,133
燕子什么没有啊

1998
01:32:01,133 --> 01:32:01,666
不不不

1999
01:32:01,666 --> 01:32:03,733
不要直接在直播间问这种问题啊

2000
01:32:03,733 --> 01:32:06,533
这个哈哈挺挺挺挺不好的

2001
01:32:06,533 --> 01:32:09,099
大家别直接问这种问题啊哈哈

2002
01:32:17,733 --> 01:32:18,766
看一下我的签

2003
01:32:18,766 --> 01:32:20,599
约任务看一下主播的签约

2004
01:32:20,600 --> 01:32:22,066
哇我又升级了

2005
01:32:23,600 --> 01:32:25,366
每一电池或

2006
01:32:25,866 --> 01:32:28,999
100银瓜子的礼物提升1点积分

2007
01:32:30,300 --> 01:32:32,666
100银瓜子是一包辣条吗

2008
01:32:35,933 --> 01:32:37,533
欢迎直播红包机

2009
01:32:37,566 --> 01:32:39,966
为什么直播红包机会进直播间啊

2010
01:32:40,166 --> 01:32:41,933
哎有红包吗

2011
01:32:42,266 --> 01:32:44,133
没有吧体会

2012
01:32:44,566 --> 01:32:46,799
你最想和谁喝两杯

2013
01:32:46,800 --> 01:32:50,900
这个号背后原来是有有人在跳动的吗

2014
01:32:57,333 --> 01:32:58,966
送点辣条吧家人们

2015
01:32:58,966 --> 01:33:03,399
还差192,447包辣条

2016
01:33:03,400 --> 01:33:06,466
主播就能升到u l等级31级了

2017
01:33:07,900 --> 01:33:10,266
那个退款是不是被主播禁言了

2018
01:33:10,266 --> 01:33:12,099
我算算时间就能找到了

2019
01:33:12,700 --> 01:33:14,900
没有吧我记得我是拉黑他的

2020
01:33:14,933 --> 01:33:16,399
你把我喂

2021
01:33:17,333 --> 01:33:18,333
恭候斯佑

2022
01:33:18,600 --> 01:33:20,800
我还差19万包辣条就可以升级了

2023
01:33:20,800 --> 01:33:25,600
家人们谢谢红石的泡泡糖感谢支持

2024
01:33:26,066 --> 01:33:29,699
好像才30岁却聪明了30倍

2025
01:33:29,700 --> 01:33:32,200
我不知会遇见你

2026
01:33:32,200 --> 01:33:38,966
那年1987 夜空有好多闪烁星星爱

2027
01:33:38,966 --> 01:33:40,666
是纯白的原因

2028
01:33:40,666 --> 01:33:43,799
我是我你也只是你

2029
01:33:46,333 --> 01:33:50,866
我不知会遇见你那年你987

2030
01:33:51,533 --> 01:33:54,199
感动回来的你大概这样吧

2031
01:33:54,200 --> 01:33:56,300
然后我算了一下

2032
01:33:56,700 --> 01:33:58,900
一个半小时早上还能来一会

2033
01:33:58,900 --> 01:34:01,966
因为现在去休息的话可以休好久

2034
01:34:02,300 --> 01:34:03,100
嗯

2035
01:34:03,400 --> 01:34:06,200
要是3个小时的话早上可能就不来了

2036
01:34:07,266 --> 01:34:09,399
大家晚安

2037
01:34:09,400 --> 01:34:12,333
oh yes me呀嗯嗯

2038
01:34:22,900 --> 01:34:24,966
一个电池是

2039
01:34:27,333 --> 01:34:29,133
对10个电池是一点积分

2040
01:34:29,133 --> 01:34:30,566
一个电池是一点积分

2041
01:34:30,566 --> 01:34:31,566
多少分啊

2042
01:34:31,866 --> 01:34:33,166
还差2万

2043
01:34:33,733 --> 01:34:35,599
下个月再播一个月就可以了

2044
01:34:35,766 --> 01:34:38,466
再播一个月我就u l 31了家人们

2045
01:34:39,266 --> 01:34:40,699
哇好厉害

2046
01:34:41,000 --> 01:34:43,300
以前PK的时候排到

2047
01:34:43,800 --> 01:34:45,200
又要那个那个又要

2048
01:34:45,200 --> 01:34:47,266
又要等级30级以上的主播

2049
01:34:47,266 --> 01:34:49,066
我就觉得哇大雾

2050
01:34:49,666 --> 01:34:52,866
没有想到我现在有一天也快到了

2051
01:34:53,533 --> 01:34:54,899
明天见呐大家

2052
01:35:06,266 --> 01:35:06,933
一个月2万

2053
01:35:06,933 --> 01:35:09,099
正常直播不就一个月2万吗

2054
01:35:14,100 --> 01:35:16,133
啊自我估值过高啊

2055
01:35:16,666 --> 01:35:18,066
那不关你什么了

2056
01:35:18,133 --> 01:35:20,933
谁说的直播间被人只有砸红底台

2057
01:35:21,266 --> 01:35:22,733
哼才没有呢

2058
01:35:22,966 --> 01:35:24,699
是什么立场

2059
01:35:24,900 --> 01:35:27,500
听你说话和你故事

2060
01:35:27,733 --> 01:35:28,866
头发

2061
01:35:29,700 --> 01:35:32,466
我等到别走很慢不好

2062
01:35:33,700 --> 01:35:36,166
跟大家说晚安吧说一下时间

2063
01:35:37,366 --> 01:35:41,099
晚安龙江晚安小鱼儿晚安一只孔雀

2064
01:35:41,266 --> 01:35:43,699
晚安鸭咬过么么么么

2065
01:35:44,000 --> 01:35:44,800
嗯

2066
01:35:45,533 --> 01:35:46,933
晚安草原

2067
01:35:48,066 --> 01:35:49,166
晚安梦梦

2068
01:35:49,166 --> 01:35:52,399
别走很慢晚安殷志伟晚安天津

2069
01:35:52,666 --> 01:35:53,699
晚安长寿

2070
01:35:53,966 --> 01:35:56,899
嗯嗯嗯欧耶斯密尼亚

2071
01:35:57,466 --> 01:35:59,333
一句责怪

2072
01:35:59,700 --> 01:36:02,066
戒了烟染上

2073
01:36:02,166 --> 01:36:03,899
怎么下个月就下船了呀

2074
01:36:03,900 --> 01:36:06,000
好吧艳艳的反应能力已经很快

2075
01:36:06,000 --> 01:36:08,200
几乎不是有弹幕有没有可能是弹幕太

2076
01:36:08,733 --> 01:36:11,966
弹幕太少了哈哈哈

2077
01:36:12,100 --> 01:36:13,900
弹幕不多的时候倒也行啊

2078
01:36:13,900 --> 01:36:16,366
弹幕一多主播就手忙脚乱

2079
01:36:16,366 --> 01:36:18,933
弹幕不多主要是没问题的

2080
01:36:19,666 --> 01:36:21,199
早日成为v圈顶流

2081
01:36:21,200 --> 01:36:23,300
什么时候能让别人来蹭我而不是我去

2082
01:36:23,300 --> 01:36:24,266
蹭别人呢

2083
01:36:24,400 --> 01:36:27,133
这也太这也太目标太伟大了

2084
01:36:27,133 --> 01:36:28,466
可能要好久吧

2085
01:36:29,133 --> 01:36:30,133
是不该吃饭了

2086
01:36:30,133 --> 01:36:33,499
我在一边吃吃薯片一边一边直播呢

2087
01:36:33,600 --> 01:36:34,400
嗯

2088
01:36:39,400 --> 01:36:40,900
安娜大王超可爱

2089
01:36:40,900 --> 01:36:43,466
晚安蓝翔偶然是密山丹

2090
01:36:43,900 --> 01:36:45,733
晚安夏川真凉

2091
01:36:45,900 --> 01:36:47,400
下个月最多提多了

2092
01:36:47,400 --> 01:36:49,500
不然一个月8万真花不起

2093
01:36:49,800 --> 01:36:52,933
真真真小薇直播间主播这边

2094
01:36:53,333 --> 01:36:54,399
上一个月中中

2095
01:36:54,400 --> 01:36:56,466
你已经是主播一辈子的爹了

2096
01:36:58,600 --> 01:37:00,533
主播一辈子戒了要过

2097
01:37:01,533 --> 01:37:04,333
在直播间将永久获得八娃的封号

2098
01:37:04,333 --> 01:37:05,133
哈哈

2099
01:37:06,000 --> 01:37:06,800
哈

2100
01:37:10,133 --> 01:37:10,866
一个月提督

2101
01:37:10,866 --> 01:37:11,966
我有一位总督

2102
01:37:11,966 --> 01:37:14,666
我已经特别特别特别的感谢了

2103
01:37:15,100 --> 01:37:18,300
嗯每个月都总督的话真的太破费了

2104
01:37:23,000 --> 01:37:25,900
每个月换一个号上总都上完退款

2105
01:37:27,000 --> 01:37:29,266
你怎么有这么多未成年身份证啊

2106
01:37:29,933 --> 01:37:30,733
难崩

2107
01:37:33,933 --> 01:37:35,399
这下总督永动机了

2108
01:37:35,400 --> 01:37:36,966
这下大家就会议论啊

2109
01:37:36,966 --> 01:37:38,566
明月密啊每个月都有新总督啊

2110
01:37:38,566 --> 01:37:40,466
月月不重样哈哈哈

2111
01:37:42,066 --> 01:37:45,333
总督退款总督这下永动机了

2112
01:37:45,800 --> 01:37:48,933
另外两个是谁弟妹妹不带兄弟们

2113
01:37:51,466 --> 01:37:53,299
啊不知道呀

2114
01:37:55,533 --> 01:37:59,299
戒了烟我不习惯

2115
01:37:59,566 --> 01:38:03,199
没有你我怎么办

2116
01:38:03,566 --> 01:38:06,266
3年零一个

2117
01:38:06,333 --> 01:38:07,699
这烟我不习惯

2118
01:38:07,700 --> 01:38:09,266
没有你我怎么办

2119
01:38:09,266 --> 01:38:11,166
什么人呐

2120
01:38:11,566 --> 01:38:15,266
你给过我的伤害

2121
01:38:15,600 --> 01:38:19,100
是没有一句自夸

2122
01:38:23,566 --> 01:38:27,399
戒了嫣然伤悲伤

2123
01:38:27,666 --> 01:38:33,466
我也不想戒了嫣然伤悲伤

2124
01:38:33,666 --> 01:38:36,199
我也不想

2125
01:38:39,000 --> 01:38:40,100
我也不想

2126
01:38:40,166 --> 01:38:42,699
家人们欢迎星仔

2127
01:38:44,566 --> 01:38:45,199
好啦

2128
01:38:45,200 --> 01:38:48,733
那么今天的直播谢谢大家就到这里了

2129
01:38:48,733 --> 01:38:51,066
下次我要把加班机调成1个小时零

2130
01:38:51,066 --> 01:38:51,966
10分钟

2131
01:38:53,866 --> 01:38:54,999
主播有一套啊

2132
01:38:55,000 --> 01:38:57,200
三个种度微圈顶流指日可待

2133
01:38:57,200 --> 01:38:58,933
大家3月的时候也这么跟我说

2134
01:38:58,933 --> 01:39:00,666
因为3月我有5个种度

2135
01:39:00,933 --> 01:39:01,666
这个这个

2136
01:39:01,666 --> 01:39:03,066
4月的时候也这么跟我说

2137
01:39:03,066 --> 01:39:04,366
4月我还有4个种度

2138
01:39:04,366 --> 01:39:05,733
5月的时候你们也这么说

2139
01:39:05,733 --> 01:39:07,099
5月还有2个种度

2140
01:39:07,100 --> 01:39:08,500
6月的时候还这么说

2141
01:39:08,500 --> 01:39:12,133
因为6月还有3个种度哈哈哈

2142
01:39:14,800 --> 01:39:16,966
只能说主播这边意思是

2143
01:39:17,166 --> 01:39:20,999
低速提高质量发展了哈哈哈

2144
01:39:22,966 --> 01:39:24,366
主播未来可期啊

2145
01:39:24,366 --> 01:39:25,999
主播的未来什么样的呢

2146
01:39:26,000 --> 01:39:29,100
我已经没有未来可言了哈哈哈

2147
01:39:29,200 --> 01:39:30,166
不是本来6个

2148
01:39:30,166 --> 01:39:32,699
本来最多的时候是同时有5个是吧

2149
01:39:37,066 --> 01:39:37,866
哇哦

2150
01:39:39,366 --> 01:39:42,733
主播的未来一次是可惜不了了

2151
01:39:42,733 --> 01:39:44,666
对不起让你失望了

2152
01:39:45,966 --> 01:39:48,533
千万不要因为种多多就吓到

2153
01:39:49,500 --> 01:39:52,266
主播的本质都是纯纯的臭底面

2154
01:39:53,700 --> 01:39:55,600
原来这总督还有一年多呢

2155
01:39:56,500 --> 01:39:58,466
hmm they say you do

2156
01:40:02,400 --> 01:40:04,600
okay it's cool i Fuck with you

2157
01:40:06,133 --> 01:40:08,899
intentionally you

2158
01:40:10,566 --> 01:40:15,066
you you make me fall for you 20个钟都差不多

2159
01:40:16,500 --> 01:40:18,533
我终于可以快乐的吃薯片了

2160
01:40:27,566 --> 01:40:28,366
哈哈

2161
01:40:28,600 --> 01:40:30,266
当时你在啊妖怪

2162
01:40:30,300 --> 01:40:31,533
不过你确实

2163
01:40:32,166 --> 01:40:33,799
阳光确实那个那个什么

2164
01:40:33,800 --> 01:40:35,466
我记得你第一次给我上传是

2165
01:40:35,766 --> 01:40:37,066
弹弹骗来的

2166
01:40:37,200 --> 01:40:39,533
弹弹说摇过摇过上个船吧

2167
01:40:39,533 --> 01:40:42,266
然后摇过购买了舰长诚意

2168
01:40:42,566 --> 01:40:44,566
弹弹说云梦云梦上个船吧

2169
01:40:44,566 --> 01:40:46,599
云梦购买了舰长诚意

2170
01:40:49,000 --> 01:40:50,400
主播一般吃嫩着

2171
01:40:50,400 --> 01:40:51,333
那是因为一边直

2172
01:40:51,333 --> 01:40:52,366
播一边吃吗

2173
01:40:52,366 --> 01:40:54,466
总不能就一直吃吃吃着

2174
01:40:54,766 --> 01:40:56,666
你在家除了请我吃薯片之外

2175
01:40:56,666 --> 01:40:58,599
没有什么别的活就能干的呀

2176
01:40:58,600 --> 01:40:59,533
那多不好

2177
01:41:05,533 --> 01:41:06,699
这是惨淡过来的

2178
01:41:06,700 --> 01:41:08,266
谢谢谢谢惨淡一番

2179
01:41:08,266 --> 01:41:09,799
虽然他每天叫我肥猫

2180
01:41:09,800 --> 01:41:11,466
谢谢他帮我也带着

2181
01:41:11,933 --> 01:41:13,199
他带着一人的牌子

2182
01:41:13,200 --> 01:41:15,600
被父皇带可宝直播间打红地毯

2183
01:41:15,600 --> 01:41:17,266
然后带着一人牌子

2184
01:41:17,533 --> 01:41:20,466
那个切片我看过哈哈哈

2185
01:41:21,300 --> 01:41:22,100
我没想

2186
01:41:24,333 --> 01:41:28,266
lock me off my feet

2187
01:41:28,600 --> 01:41:31,266
oh okay how cruel and kind of you

2188
01:41:32,866 --> 01:41:35,466
intentionally

2189
01:41:37,300 --> 01:41:39,733
you you you make me fall for you

2190
01:41:41,266 --> 01:41:45,399
knock me off my feet

2191
01:41:45,666 --> 01:41:48,166
oh okay how cruel and kind of you

2192
01:42:19,400 --> 01:42:22,000
哎呀是不是好了你们刷一下

2193
01:42:22,266 --> 01:42:24,199
你们刷新一下是不是好了

2194
01:42:31,100 --> 01:42:33,566
你们刷新一下人好了吧好了吧

2195
01:42:33,566 --> 01:42:33,766
那

2196
01:42:33,766 --> 01:42:36,099
那个那我那我自己卸吧那我自己卸吧

2197
01:42:36,100 --> 01:42:38,733
我这刚打完字吗真是哎呀好讨厌呢

2198
01:42:39,066 --> 01:42:42,333
谢谢无敌收尾人的这个这个

2199
01:42:42,400 --> 01:42:42,966
爱心啊

2200
01:42:42,966 --> 01:42:45,333
谢谢娘娘的爱心谢谢坤特的爱心

2201
01:42:45,466 --> 01:42:47,733
谢谢请给我来份猫猫汉堡的店长

2202
01:42:47,733 --> 01:42:50,599
或者雅丽盖的谢谢坤特的店长

2203
01:42:50,700 --> 01:42:51,766
感谢支持

2204
01:42:52,300 --> 01:42:53,900
谢谢默默的白银宝盒

2205
01:42:53,900 --> 01:42:56,166
谢谢长寿的白银宝盒谢谢肉米酱彩虹

2206
01:42:56,166 --> 01:42:57,499
甜筒谢谢大家的

2207
01:42:57,533 --> 01:42:58,899
谢谢施主的金币

2208
01:42:59,000 --> 01:43:02,900
谢谢盛典门票谢谢肉米酱的粉玫瑰

2209
01:43:03,000 --> 01:43:06,100
谢谢赢的甜筒谢谢紫薇的比克拉

2210
01:43:06,100 --> 01:43:07,800
红豆尼亚利亚豆谢谢

2211
01:43:07,800 --> 01:43:10,666
橙子的比克拉谢谢牧野的彩虹甜筒

2212
01:43:11,100 --> 01:43:14,333
感谢支持谢谢大家今天的陪伴

2213
01:43:14,333 --> 01:43:14,999
那么晚安

2214
01:43:15,000 --> 01:43:16,800
晚安欧耶生命欧耶生命

2215
01:43:16,800 --> 01:43:20,533
哎有水晶雀同伴哎奶糖不甜哎呦

2216
01:43:20,666 --> 01:43:22,366
他是来找你的吗

2217
01:43:25,333 --> 01:43:27,766
我刚才看到一个紫色的水晶线

2218
01:43:37,366 --> 01:43:38,266
好啦

2219
01:43:38,266 --> 01:43:42,799
那么就卸好了大家我可以拜拜拜拜

2220
01:43:48,066 --> 01:43:49,533
28级牌子

2221
01:43:49,866 --> 01:43:51,599
应该是刷到我了

2222
01:43:51,700 --> 01:43:54,400
点上个箭吧都来哈哈哈

2223
01:43:55,666 --> 01:43:56,966
哎呀我要是

2224
01:43:57,566 --> 01:43:59,066
我要摇光这两下子

2225
01:43:59,066 --> 01:44:01,766
主播一次就快200件了主播主播

2226
01:44:02,533 --> 01:44:03,333
哎

2227
01:44:04,200 --> 01:44:06,900
主播现在看着主播特别开心

2228
01:44:06,900 --> 01:44:09,200
即使主播心中有一点忧虑

2229
01:44:11,466 --> 01:44:14,899
真别笑话我大家大家记得真别笑话我

2230
01:44:14,900 --> 01:44:15,866
那个什么

2231
01:44:18,366 --> 01:44:21,666
我还有三天就要掉到120多圈了

2232
01:44:21,666 --> 01:44:23,499
大家别笑话我好吗

2233
01:44:23,700 --> 01:44:25,000
答应我好吗

2234
01:44:25,800 --> 01:44:29,466
真别笑我笑我我会难过的大家别笑我

2235
01:44:55,333 --> 01:44:56,499
笑话我

2236
01:44:56,500 --> 01:44:59,933
你们笑话我我就不来直播了我怕

2237
01:45:02,466 --> 01:45:05,266
哈哈我要哭哭了

2238
01:45:34,900 --> 01:45:37,266
健身上玩吧啊

2239
01:45:37,366 --> 01:45:40,799
讨厌我再也不要来直播了

2240
01:45:42,200 --> 01:45:43,100
我再也不要

2241
01:45:43,100 --> 01:45:44,266
来了拜拜

2242
01:45:58,066 --> 01:45:59,733
你们不会开香槟吧

2243
01:45:59,733 --> 01:46:01,899
你们不会背着我偷偷开香槟吧

2244
01:46:01,900 --> 01:46:05,700
哈哈哈哎别别别开玩笑

2245
01:46:05,700 --> 01:46:06,866
大家别笑话

2246
01:46:06,900 --> 01:46:08,000
大家别笑话我

2247
01:46:08,800 --> 01:46:10,166
嗯晚安

2248
01:46:10,533 --> 01:46:11,966
way on the east side of the city

2249
01:46:11,966 --> 01:46:13,333
she was working every day

2250
01:46:13,333 --> 01:46:16,099
cleaning dishes in the evening she could barely stay awake

2251
01:46:16,100 --> 01:46:18,933
she was clinging to the feeling that her luck was gonna change

2252
01:46:18,933 --> 01:46:21,666
in cross town she would take the bus at night

2253
01:46:21,666 --> 01:46:23,099
to a one bedroom apartment

2254
01:46:23,100 --> 01:46:24,966
and when she turned on the light she was