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猪你的鼻子有两个孔

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感冒时的你还挂这鼻涕牛牛

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猪你有着黑漆漆的眼

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望呀望呀望也看不到边

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猪你的耳朵是那么大

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呼扇呼扇也听不到我在骂你傻

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猪你的尾巴是哪卷又卷

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原来跑跑跳跳还离不开它哦

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猪头猪脑猪身猪尾巴

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从来不挑食的乖娃娃

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每天睡到日晒3杆后从不刷牙

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从不倒下

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今天嗓子状态有点不好啊

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大家知道我昨天请假了吗

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然后其实昨天嗓子状态就不是很好啊

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今天大家凑合着听啊凑合着听啊

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再凑合着听

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嗓子状态不是很好

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昨天那个有点事情然后把嗓子造完了

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嗯早

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大家早上好

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住你的肚子是那么孤

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这下和父皇物种对上了

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这下我们没有生殖障碍了

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明天就给你生一个

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呃小黄妹出来呀

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明天给你生个皇兄出来吧

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怎么样啊

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早要挺挺

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传说你的祖先有八钉耙

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算命先生说他命中犯桃花

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大家打招呼啊

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早上好呀

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160厉害吧厉害吧

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对吧对吧

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没有天井之星的日子我们也在努力啊

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对吧哈哈哈

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啊你明天就不要来了明天就别来了

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天井之星

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哈哈哈

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假的假的明天就130了一天掉30个呢

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哈哈哈明天就别来了啊

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只能说今天在这个天理之星的面前

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短暂的扬眉吐气一下

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让他不用嘲笑我呀

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明天就完了

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扣一助力主播冲击犯贱

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猪头猪脑猪身猪尾巴

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从来不挑食的乖娃娃

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每天睡到日晒3杆后

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从不刷牙

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从不打架哦

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传说你的祖先有八钉耙

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算命先生说他命中犯桃花

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见到漂亮姑娘就嘻嘻哈哈

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不会脸红不会害怕

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愿赌服输愿赌服输

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今天我将这样度过一天啊

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我将我将这样度过今天的直播呀

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这叫愿赌服输

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主播一直都是一个很有很有这个

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呃主播一直都是一个非常有这个

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这个契约精神的人呢

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虽然说因为因为这个

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切片老师自己的问题没有给我切出来

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但是主播还是选择勇于

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承担这个责任呢

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对主播主播

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这是主播上播之前花了5分钟

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拿绘图工具画的

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大家不要觉得这是网络找的素材呀

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这是我画的

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对这是这是主播画的多有诚意啊对吧

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主播上播之前画的

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可爱鱼真的可爱吗

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听到你这么说

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我觉得一切都有了意义呀

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这鼻子怎么还左右不对称呢

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怎么还左边一下右边一下

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这鼻子也能像选购的嘴一样歪呀

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你好可爱呀猪烟猪呀画的猪鼻子

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他走动弯腰不周边吗

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你要想要的话你得带着他直播呀

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等你抽到了之后

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第一场直播你就得带着他

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我发给你嘿嘿

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好厉害

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哎呀其实不厉害了你不要佩服我

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我就是拿那个画图工具画的

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你没看他这么圆吗

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因为他是画图工具哈哈哈想不到吧

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啊啊我的鼻子

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啊好了好了

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还不错还不错

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米亚米亚一直都是一个很守信誉的人

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嗯

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哈哈哈

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b b b公然把

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一个新主播要求他带着猪鼻直播

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不至于吧

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这个我我不也带着猪鼻直播呢吗

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你们原来觉得

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带着猪鼻直播是件很丢人的事情呀

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带着我的猪鼻直播直播了吗

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哎呀我们把它放在耳朵上也行

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当成一个

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饭室吧这样这样

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先放在这一会先放在这一会

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把这布丁扔掉

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把Cherry扔了

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对吧这个还在用传统Cherry吗

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快把它扔掉吧

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什么飞猪

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你才是飞猪呢

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正宗小飞猪

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谢谢小钢琴的梦的IC感谢支持

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珠宝

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我明天必设演讲可以祝我一切顺利吗

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啊明天必设演讲

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加油小钢琴

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啊我支持你

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好呀儿子我支持你

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这要是你不叫我珠宝就更好了

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没有公平又何必计较输赢

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我多么爱你

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小喵喵

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早上好大家早点外卖

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我跟大家那个问早安呢

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我这个猪鼻等下再再调整好

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谢谢坏苹果

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你也坏事做尽的小坏坏

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谢谢娘娘的小花

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感谢支持欢迎大家来到

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等一下主播要调一下那个什么呀

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要调一下那个加班机

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要设成那个那个门票加班

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嗯不抽盒子了

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抽盒子死路一条没有任何前途啊

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主播已经放弃了紫禁宝盒

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让我来跟大家先打个招呼

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早上好小钢琴

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早上好娘娘

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早上好face跳坏苹果

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早上好摇光天机很太早上好赢

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早上好小林

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早上好蓝小3977

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喂

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早上好严重云

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皮草女孩

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重度依赖会打游戏的静杜苍渊

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早上好陆瑜

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花莫老师

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看大家说了些什么

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我不是猪我没有我没有哼

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早上好你好大家我还有嘞

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不能这样度过整个直播生涯

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会出问题的

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我不叫朱嫣朱亚我会生气的嗯

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嘿嘿我忽然感觉我这样还挺可爱的

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你们你们觉得呢

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嗯嗯

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可爱吗

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打猪打不上还行

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什么时候更新下boot

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你还要他脸也写呀

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那也太那个了

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不可以打猪啊

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什么打猪嗯

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生气了哦

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生气了哦

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真变猪咪了

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对呀愿赌服输

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今天要带着猪鼻直播一天

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盒子真不行

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盒子烂完了

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盒子恶心人

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太子我想看看战舰

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太子我也想看看战舰

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什么时候605要建出战舰的

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叫我去看一下

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我想看好久没有见过了

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而且我好像有点挺霉的呀

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不光是那个什么不光是我自己

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直播间见不到

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我下播的时候去别人直播间晃

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人家本来在开盒子呢

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看到我来了他就不开了

188
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本来他们都垫了好几千发了

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就垫了好几百发了

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我一去我就看不到战舰特效

191
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我一走我就看到

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人家投了一个超级战舰

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为了让人家省点钱我觉得还是算了吧

194
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海珠天气是什么呀

195
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可可爱爱可以出来了

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不行我还是小猪呢

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不行不行不行

198
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那天我在605打了1,000个以后我就不想开

199
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和战舰很好看的

200
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战舰那个新版的星空特效很漂亮

201
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海都天气是结账的地方

202
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那是什么地方呀

203
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什么叫结账的地方呀

204
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欢迎易拉罐早上好

205
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什么叫海海都天气呀

206
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啊你让我搜一下

207
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主播居然还有不知道的东西

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最终幻想14

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啊原来是原来是游戏啊

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我还以为是

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什么什么最新最潮的网络热梗

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主播不知道呢

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还好还好是游戏

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感觉在这个年代

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这个不玩这个iPad十四的人已经

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落后于这个时代呀

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就比如说主播大家在直播间当谜语

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爹早早上好

219
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哎你别叫我爹呀

220
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爹早上好

221
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默默那你最后打100个吧

222
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6.5那边什么时候打

223
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可以叫我可以叫我

224
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主播会SB怎么来一个

225
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上次已经唱过了

226
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一个活对吧

227
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整两次就烂完了

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纸上包人早上好我还要练早早早

229
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我操猪鼻

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我操原来是

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谢谢阳光的粉玫瑰甜筒

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粉玫瑰甜筒甜筒甜筒

233
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粉玫瑰甜筒甜筒甜筒

234
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懒人躺椅红着你奥利给走

235
00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:39,100
谢谢阳光的2个粉玫瑰2个甜筒

236
00:10:39,300 --> 00:10:41,333
呃3个彩虹甜筒

237
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3个粉玫瑰

238
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臭臭

239
00:10:46,933 --> 00:10:47,733
哎

240
00:10:55,333 --> 00:10:56,133
哎

241
00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:59,499
太子殿下

242
00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:01,566
什么时候登基

243
00:11:01,566 --> 00:11:02,666
太子殿下

244
00:11:04,566 --> 00:11:08,099
我操谢谢妖怪的

245
00:11:09,533 --> 00:11:10,533
啊

246
00:11:11,866 --> 00:11:14,333
我操歪了全歪了

247
00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:15,933
全歪了我

248
00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:19,400
我吃了605一个走路又吃了605一个

249
00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:22,066
一个超级战舰全歪了

250
00:11:23,466 --> 00:11:25,199
早上好主播

251
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,266
主播一生未逢名主

252
00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:30,566
妖光若不弃

253
00:11:30,766 --> 00:11:32,699
主播愿败为一副

254
00:11:33,266 --> 00:11:34,599
欢迎雪月悬崖

255
00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:37,533
卧槽谢谢

256
00:11:38,900 --> 00:11:44,266
妖光的超级战舰获得的奥利给他

257
00:11:48,966 --> 00:11:51,333
我操我居然提前出了

258
00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:55,366
好帅的剑好帅的剑

259
00:11:55,666 --> 00:11:59,266
50个出的他家605电了不到30个

260
00:12:00,166 --> 00:12:01,266
我宣布我宣布

261
00:12:01,266 --> 00:12:03,199
姚光刷新我们直播间

262
00:12:03,533 --> 00:12:05,299
我刷我刷新了我们直播间

263
00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:07,933
出超级战舰的这个这个这个这个

264
00:12:08,366 --> 00:12:09,699
这个这个这个这个

265
00:12:09,700 --> 00:12:11,766
个数啊必战教父

266
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:16,166
对啊有过若不去燕愿败为一夫

267
00:12:20,166 --> 00:12:22,066
好的你安利个的

268
00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:23,900
谢谢有过的

269
00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:26,600
超级钻戒太酷了

270
00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:30,100
主播两个月以来的第一个钻戒

271
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感谢支持

272
00:12:36,133 --> 00:12:37,533
太子心想事成

273
00:12:37,533 --> 00:12:39,399
太子9,000岁

274
00:12:40,166 --> 00:12:42,533
主播这是驾着我逼宫啊

275
00:12:42,533 --> 00:12:44,299
主播已经把这个超级战舰

276
00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:46,800
的金色礼物特效披在了你的身上

277
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:50,133
对吧这个之后怎么做就要看你了

278
00:12:50,666 --> 00:12:52,099
别急他5点都睡

279
00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:55,666
偷偷看跪下了给爹跪了

280
00:12:56,300 --> 00:12:57,366
给我爹跪着

281
00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:02,566
我操爹哎这个这个妖光若气啊

282
00:13:02,566 --> 00:13:04,766
这米呀米呀愿拜为义父

283
00:13:07,566 --> 00:13:09,299
哎不对不对9,000岁这个

284
00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:11,500
好像不是这么用的对不起对不起

285
00:13:12,066 --> 00:13:13,866
太敬业了太敬业了

286
00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:17,866
主播不是没安好心

287
00:13:17,866 --> 00:13:18,466
主播主播

288
00:13:18,466 --> 00:13:20,966
只是这个这个文化素养不太高啊

289
00:13:21,066 --> 00:13:24,899
我直接换上耶耶人黄袍向可可印头城

290
00:13:26,900 --> 00:13:28,066
双盾加身

291
00:13:28,066 --> 00:13:30,599
现在的你是无敌的

292
00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:35,266
谢谢阳光的超级钻戒

293
00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:43,866
大家知道这这次b l s一次是这个这个

294
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,900
已经是熊兔脚扑朔

295
00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:47,333
雌兔眼迷离了

296
00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:50,933
玲子家的战舰提前出掉了

297
00:13:50,933 --> 00:13:52,899
然后然后玲子家不打了

298
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:55,599
软糖也跟我说软糖家不打了

299
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,566
现在咱们家也在第二赛段

300
00:13:57,566 --> 00:14:00,666
提前出了一个战舰现在

301
00:14:02,266 --> 00:14:04,699
意思是所有人都没有一战之力了

302
00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:07,500
这个这个赛段的冠军究竟会花落谁家

303
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:09,200
我现在已经不敢想了

304
00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:19,333
欢迎软糖软糖我

305
00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:24,733
我们今天也跌出来一个战舰软糖

306
00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:27,866
跌了1,000个就差30个

307
00:14:27,866 --> 00:14:30,566
所以所以在这个这个之前

308
00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:33,766
之前的交流里面主播曾经说过对吧

309
00:14:33,766 --> 00:14:34,399
这个

310
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:37,466
这个很多人在坚持做直播的时候他

311
00:14:37,533 --> 00:14:38,866
他不知道那个

312
00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,266
进度条在什么地方啊

313
00:14:41,266 --> 00:14:42,933
因为前面一直都是一片漆黑

314
00:14:42,933 --> 00:14:46,299
他不知道离自己的目标到底还差多久

315
00:14:47,533 --> 00:14:51,599
比如说摇过1,000个没出然后直接

316
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,533
反手30个就出掉了

317
00:14:56,133 --> 00:14:58,333
谢谢我谢谢大家的礼物啊

318
00:14:58,333 --> 00:14:59,899
谢谢东一的这个行业

319
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,166
谢谢肖林的这个行业

320
00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:03,199
谢谢研究员一盏茶

321
00:15:03,533 --> 00:15:04,933
心动源于花海的牛蛙

322
00:15:04,933 --> 00:15:07,499
谢谢花莫邱尼和菲尔斯的这个好哎

323
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:09,166
谢谢赢的花式夸夸

324
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,900
感谢支持谢谢咖啡泡茶的这个好哎

325
00:15:12,133 --> 00:15:14,766
谢谢谢谢直接分去第二轮喵

326
00:15:15,366 --> 00:15:18,166
哎妖怪我想问一下泰菲打不打呀

327
00:15:18,166 --> 00:15:19,533
泰菲打不打这个呀

328
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:24,500
你战舰也出来我战舰也出来了

329
00:15:24,666 --> 00:15:26,466
大家大家不要在这一

330
00:15:26,466 --> 00:15:28,933
段打咖啡啊大家不要在这一段打咖啡

331
00:15:28,933 --> 00:15:31,199
大家如果有想帮我的心的话

332
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:32,766
请务必请务必

333
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,299
务必留到决赛

334
00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:36,933
因为这个这个这个

335
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:38,933
决赛的排名

336
00:15:38,933 --> 00:15:41,799
每一名都会多一点那个年度积分

337
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:42,666
年度积分

338
00:15:42,666 --> 00:15:44,899
直接影响主播能不能成为一个

339
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:47,100
拥有双重认证的主播

340
00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:49,000
2022年度巅峰主播

341
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:49,800
对

342
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:52,966
今天反手30个喂给肥猫了

343
00:15:52,966 --> 00:15:54,999
不知道没有他们没提过

344
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,100
对啊他们他们可能都不想打

345
00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:58,966
然后他们就已经台上风

346
00:15:58,966 --> 00:16:00,399
瞬间把主播打爆了

347
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:03,100
这就是这是什么哈哈

348
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:05,700
肥猫会不会自闭着

349
00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:06,800
肥猫是会的

350
00:16:11,133 --> 00:16:14,566
肥猫肥猫肥猫到时候这个这个这个要

351
00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:16,366
要自闭的话你就来点

352
00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:17,166
然后

353
00:16:18,166 --> 00:16:20,533
到时候对肥猫下手轻点

354
00:16:21,066 --> 00:16:24,399
昨天是周年他比那边正常营收也可以

355
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,733
其实这个这个也肯定有排名的

356
00:16:27,566 --> 00:16:29,266
不是他非想打

357
00:16:29,266 --> 00:16:31,799
我知道昨天是周年了我肯定知道的

358
00:16:34,066 --> 00:16:36,199
谢谢阳光的超级钻戒

359
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,766
主播主播主播一生给别人当垫子

360
00:16:41,766 --> 00:16:43,166
主播主播主播

361
00:16:43,366 --> 00:16:45,199
真的是一生给别人当垫子

362
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,000
就包括

363
00:16:46,166 --> 00:16:49,199
很甚至很多时候大家双开两个号

364
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:52,166
在我直播间抽10个在对面直播间抽10个

365
00:16:52,166 --> 00:16:53,999
我这边肯定都是花跟可乐

366
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,000
人家那边就是糖姨热气球

367
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,000
超级战舰

368
00:16:57,900 --> 00:16:58,266
主播

369
00:16:58,266 --> 00:17:01,933
第一次体会到被别人垫了保底的开心

370
00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:03,933
真不熟b站bug了

371
00:17:03,933 --> 00:17:04,933
对b站bug了

372
00:17:04,933 --> 00:17:06,699
这个钻石宝盒重新上线了

373
00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:07,466
b站bug了

374
00:17:07,466 --> 00:17:10,066
妖怪从钻石宝盒里捞了一个战舰出来

375
00:17:10,066 --> 00:17:11,966
给我查询太子状态

376
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:14,800
本人无意接触米叶米啊

377
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,733
不知道超级战舰的含义

378
00:17:16,900 --> 00:17:19,866
不行不行就我我有意接触姚光啊

379
00:17:19,866 --> 00:17:22,999
我明白超级战舰的含义并且愿拜姚光

380
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,100
做义夫啊

381
00:17:24,766 --> 00:17:26,133
看着我觉得我也行

382
00:17:26,133 --> 00:17:27,699
晚上去他喂他试试

383
00:17:29,266 --> 00:17:32,333
易拉官求求你了给我一个活路吧

384
00:17:33,866 --> 00:17:34,933
行可以可以

385
00:17:34,933 --> 00:17:37,699
你是你是反正我是肯定打不过他费的

386
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:39,533
就就对吧

387
00:17:41,566 --> 00:17:44,599
店子不在别别供火呀别乱供火呀

388
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:47,066
你这一供火主播主播怎么收场呢

389
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:47,933
你说对吧

390
00:17:48,933 --> 00:17:51,866
昨天晚上可宝还还还还

391
00:17:51,866 --> 00:17:53,266
还要跟我一起睡呢

392
00:17:53,266 --> 00:17:54,999
还要给他来一头小香猪

393
00:17:55,066 --> 00:17:57,766
我就非常开心的把我自己送出去了

394
00:17:58,300 --> 00:18:00,600
然后晚上在咖啡那1,000个没出

395
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,000
明天来这边30个出了

396
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,900
真的能这么写剧本吗

397
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,399
那那依然怪气的明天还来

398
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,066
能这么说吗

399
00:18:08,066 --> 00:18:09,199
对抽1,000个没出

400
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:11,133
到时候记得来这边抽30个呀

401
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,199
对吧这个主播

402
00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:15,333
主播永远都会把这个大爱和仁慈

403
00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:16,599
还有这个临门一跳

404
00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:18,366
这个这个送给大家的对吧

405
00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:22,699
这个冲开中间的米对吧

406
00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:24,333
这个这个他会狠狠的拽了

407
00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:25,699
然后主播主播

408
00:18:25,866 --> 00:18:28,366
主播只只看一个金光就好了

409
00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:31,933
别急电子眉形

410
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,100
什么电子眉形

411
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:35,300
那是我的可宝怎么说话呢

412
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,366
好好拉钩

413
00:18:38,566 --> 00:18:39,733
拉钩上吊

414
00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:45,166
可可因跟除草机一起冲了这个直播间

415
00:18:45,966 --> 00:18:48,199
你们明天就剪个切片是吧

416
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,500
是谁能让

417
00:18:49,533 --> 00:18:52,999
两位粉丝加起来百万的知名虚拟区UP

418
00:18:53,066 --> 00:18:56,266
主把底边小微静静什么偷摘

419
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:59,366
两大知名虚拟区二部主的桃子

420
00:18:59,366 --> 00:19:00,999
然后引发众人追杀

421
00:19:01,133 --> 00:19:03,099
疑似是已经混不下去了

422
00:19:04,066 --> 00:19:05,899
主播就吃个保底而已

423
00:19:05,900 --> 00:19:07,300
哈哈哈

424
00:19:07,966 --> 00:19:09,699
主播一点都不贪心啊

425
00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:11,566
主播就只吃个保底而已

426
00:19:12,733 --> 00:19:17,166
谢谢谢超级钻戒太漂亮了

427
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:19,800
感谢支持

428
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,500
除草机集合

429
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,366
可不敢乱集合呀可不敢乱集合呀

430
00:19:24,366 --> 00:19:24,666
对吧

431
00:19:24,666 --> 00:19:27,866
你7级除草机竟在这里写米燕密啊

432
00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:29,466
已令除草机对吧

433
00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:30,966
这个这个

434
00:19:30,966 --> 00:19:32,999
这个31级除草机还没有说话

435
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,466
你已经开始集合了

436
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:37,866
别把

437
00:19:37,866 --> 00:19:40,899
咱们家人一直呃打都是第一个润的

438
00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:43,766
你们已经继承了主播的这个性格

439
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,400
从来都不会

440
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:50,900
哈哈哈从来都不会保护主播对吧

441
00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:53,266
人家骂主播你们只会在一旁

442
00:19:53,266 --> 00:19:54,466
对呀对呀

443
00:19:54,466 --> 00:19:56,599
嗯嗯说的太对了

444
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,766
哎答案我第一个认了

445
00:20:01,766 --> 00:20:03,666
这个答案我第一个认了

446
00:20:06,366 --> 00:20:07,533
来了来了

447
00:20:07,566 --> 00:20:09,066
不认等着被打

448
00:20:10,133 --> 00:20:12,133
你们就不能跟那个什么

449
00:20:12,133 --> 00:20:14,666
你们不能跟主播站在一起吗

450
00:20:14,666 --> 00:20:17,366
你们为什么非要站在主播的对立面呢

451
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,200
你们都帮着一起卖的

452
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,933
你们居然网爆主播

453
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,600
主播得到了超级战舰

454
00:20:23,666 --> 00:20:25,899
也得到了这个战舰的副作用啊

455
00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:27,300
就是网爆哎

456
00:20:28,366 --> 00:20:29,699
对呀对呀

457
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,800
为什么主播也在跑呢

458
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,800
当然是因为我跑的更快了

459
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:45,266
我跑的比你们更快

460
00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:47,666
对吧飞比跑快呀

461
00:20:47,666 --> 00:20:48,766
著名的

462
00:20:48,866 --> 00:20:52,899
原神角色巴巴托斯封神大人曾经说过

463
00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:54,400
飞比跑快

464
00:20:54,466 --> 00:20:57,866
所以主播这种拥有飞行能力的主播呀

465
00:20:57,866 --> 00:20:59,299
这个如果不跑的话

466
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:01,600
感觉浪费了自己宝贵的天赋

467
00:21:01,733 --> 00:21:02,933
欢迎开心快

468
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:04,866
主播跑的比我们还快

469
00:21:04,866 --> 00:21:07,899
废话我知道你们不会保护我我再不跑

470
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:10,566
对吧要打就打主播吧

471
00:21:10,566 --> 00:21:11,799
不要打我

472
00:21:12,766 --> 00:21:15,866
如果这样就能保护好我的夜夜人的话

473
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:17,300
我愿意

474
00:21:18,166 --> 00:21:19,199
我愿意

475
00:21:20,566 --> 00:21:22,566
哼你尾巴啊啊痛痛

476
00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:26,866
为什么有猪鼻强奸我的动态

477
00:21:26,866 --> 00:21:28,566
昨天不是说好的

478
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,600
谢谢某山中的至今宝盒

479
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:31,666
或者你i like a

480
00:21:31,866 --> 00:21:32,899
感谢支持

481
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:36,266
就昨天不是说好的那个什么吗

482
00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:39,733
说好的我一定要把狗投出来

483
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,400
这周末没有投稿

484
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,166
我就是猪猪猪猪猪

485
00:21:43,366 --> 00:21:46,066
然后那个老师说他做核酸

486
00:21:46,066 --> 00:21:48,899
然后我的单子太急了来不及捡

487
00:21:49,333 --> 00:21:51,733
于是他两天只睡了4

488
00:21:51,733 --> 00:21:52,766
个小时对吧

489
00:21:52,766 --> 00:21:55,499
虽然我给他下的是24小时加急的

490
00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:57,466
但是我也不是没有人性啊

491
00:21:57,466 --> 00:21:59,999
你说人家都说哎为了剪你这个切片

492
00:22:00,100 --> 00:22:02,000
我就只睡了4个小时

493
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,366
然后你说我还能强迫他

494
00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:05,766
让他那个什么吗

495
00:22:05,766 --> 00:22:07,366
让他接着帮我剪吗

496
00:22:07,366 --> 00:22:09,099
对吧我还能苛责他吗

497
00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:10,933
对吧哎

498
00:22:11,066 --> 00:22:13,399
你呀来了大家快跑

499
00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:15,499
什么洪水猛兽

500
00:22:17,766 --> 00:22:21,266
小飞猫不会飞小猪猫就更不会废了

501
00:22:21,266 --> 00:22:24,799
小猪猫我呀一直都是超级可爱的捏

502
00:22:24,866 --> 00:22:26,166
他也不是不靠谱吧

503
00:22:26,166 --> 00:22:27,933
因为我单子确实挺急的

504
00:22:27,933 --> 00:22:30,766
而且我也我也不太喜欢苛责别人

505
00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:33,899
对我还没有看他做的那个成品呢

506
00:22:33,900 --> 00:22:35,300
我这边下载视频贼慢

507
00:22:35,300 --> 00:22:37,133
而且我给素材的话可能

508
00:22:37,266 --> 00:22:39,133
跟他制作的方向也有点

509
00:22:39,133 --> 00:22:41,399
米呀米呀通人性是吧

510
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:42,600
哈哈哈

511
00:22:43,166 --> 00:22:45,866
就好像那个什么呃这个米呀米呀

512
00:22:45,866 --> 00:22:47,399
栩栩如生是吧

513
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,166
你在这骂我别以为我听不出来

514
00:22:51,966 --> 00:22:52,999
欢迎小天

515
00:23:01,366 --> 00:23:04,733
谢谢东一的彩虹甜筒感谢支持

516
00:23:04,733 --> 00:23:07,066
好的你还应该到谢谢谢谢

517
00:23:07,566 --> 00:23:09,866
对大家这个这个今天今天

518
00:23:09,866 --> 00:23:11,666
今天可以不用给主播送礼物了

519
00:23:11,666 --> 00:23:13,066
今天主播肯定晋级了

520
00:23:13,066 --> 00:23:15,733
肯定晋级了就可以不用考虑这件事了

521
00:23:16,333 --> 00:23:19,466
那个房管你勋章爆肉了啊哪个呀

522
00:23:25,566 --> 00:23:27,299
小猪猫晚上会打呼吗

523
00:23:27,300 --> 00:23:28,933
昨天晚上可能还真会打呼

524
00:23:28,933 --> 00:23:30,466
昨天鼻塞了

525
00:23:30,466 --> 00:23:32,533
哈哈哈昨天鼻塞了

526
00:23:32,533 --> 00:23:34,799
他这个战舰保底到底什么机制

527
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:35,500
我不知道

528
00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:37,333
以前是跟着直播间走的

529
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:39,933
以前是在同一个直播间点才算

530
00:23:39,966 --> 00:23:41,566
跨直播间点不算

531
00:23:41,666 --> 00:23:44,766
但是因为这两天听说了这个新的机制

532
00:23:44,766 --> 00:23:45,299
之后

533
00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:48,000
就老有这个手滑在别的直播间一点点

534
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:48,766
出的事情

535
00:23:48,766 --> 00:23:50,799
我怀疑现在是跟着号走着的

536
00:23:52,166 --> 00:23:53,666
要唱speed的人吗

537
00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:54,999
你们要听吗

538
00:23:55,133 --> 00:23:56,566
要要要这

539
00:23:56,566 --> 00:23:59,133
个这个要听speed的可以扣个2

540
00:23:59,133 --> 00:24:01,666
呃这个不听speed的可以扣个1啊

541
00:24:12,333 --> 00:24:14,066
他不是硬性的

542
00:24:14,066 --> 00:24:15,333
就以前的话

543
00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:17,766
可能是你开到600左右他就会

544
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,200
有有那个什么的

545
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,666
开到600左右他就会有一个

546
00:24:22,966 --> 00:24:24,599
差不多概率叠加

547
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:26,800
就像你原神越接近80抽

548
00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:29,200
你的抽出五星的概率就越高呀

549
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:30,500
我觉得是这样的

550
00:24:30,566 --> 00:24:32,999
但是后面的话我感觉大概

551
00:24:33,366 --> 00:24:36,099
1,000-1,500左右会有一个

552
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:38,166
要是超过1,500还没出的话

553
00:24:38,266 --> 00:24:38,599
其实

554
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:41,200
我只听说过大头软糖单推人的故事

555
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:42,666
啊对大头软糖单推人

556
00:24:42,666 --> 00:24:43,466
你能再讲一遍

557
00:24:43,466 --> 00:24:45,966
你1,450个盒子没出战舰的故事吗

558
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,366
我现在有一种预感

559
00:24:49,366 --> 00:24:51,866
就是决赛的时候除了他比

560
00:24:51,866 --> 00:24:52,533
跟日比

561
00:24:52,533 --> 00:24:55,133
应该一个战舰就能拿到最高的名次了

562
00:24:55,900 --> 00:24:56,800
欢迎房川

563
00:24:56,933 --> 00:24:58,933
现在1,500个必出保底

564
00:24:58,933 --> 00:25:01,066
那你那个战舰留到啥时候呀

565
00:25:06,533 --> 00:25:07,333
哈

566
00:25:10,700 --> 00:25:12,400
那就应该是保底了

567
00:25:12,766 --> 00:25:14,133
不是不是1,000个吗

568
00:25:14,133 --> 00:25:16,399
要光1,000个的话其实也算正常吧

569
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:17,933
就像60头出金一样

570
00:25:18,066 --> 00:25:19,599
你在别的直播间还挺惨的

571
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:20,500
开过一点

572
00:25:23,766 --> 00:25:24,566
妖怪

573
00:25:24,933 --> 00:25:28,266
谢谢你此物与主播有缘

574
00:25:28,266 --> 00:25:29,966
哈哈哈不对不对

575
00:25:29,966 --> 00:25:30,999
不不不是这样的

576
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,600
这个好像是谁谁谁

577
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:34,600
抢东西的时候说的台词

578
00:25:34,866 --> 00:25:36,333
谢谢你这个主播

579
00:25:36,333 --> 00:25:38,099
主播这个心感天地

580
00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:40,933
观看超级战舰与主播有缘啊

581
00:25:41,533 --> 00:25:42,799
好的你爱离开他

582
00:25:43,366 --> 00:25:46,799
谢谢云满森林1897的彩虹甜筒

583
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:48,700
这下偷偷烟什么都偷了

584
00:25:48,700 --> 00:25:50,400
哈哈我不好说了

585
00:25:51,566 --> 00:25:54,566
对不起偷偷烟我一直都是坏人

586
00:25:58,733 --> 00:25:59,799
房串早呀

587
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:01,900
好嗨哟最近怎么样

588
00:26:06,766 --> 00:26:10,733
点歌不是得你终于点那个能听的

589
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:13,800
让我看看是不是那个谁呀

590
00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:16,566
天才地宝

591
00:26:16,566 --> 00:26:19,966
有德者居之本无主是吧我不好说了

592
00:26:21,066 --> 00:26:26,099
公路又是铁边基地亚克拉兰

593
00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:38,066
24小时内刷是1,200超过27小时是1,500啊

594
00:26:38,366 --> 00:26:40,333
你怎么知道这么清楚的呀

595
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:43,666
翠莎别抄翠莎了这直播间

596
00:26:43,866 --> 00:26:44,166
呃

597
00:26:44,166 --> 00:26:48,466
有这个什么热己人官人吃可可印翠莎

598
00:26:48,533 --> 00:26:50,766
小孩子然后还有

599
00:26:52,166 --> 00:26:54,466
还有很多其他的主播的牌子

600
00:26:54,466 --> 00:26:56,866
还有这个小小小花旗

601
00:26:56,866 --> 00:26:58,399
就是没有主播自己的牌子

602
00:26:58,400 --> 00:26:59,266
什么都有

603
00:26:59,666 --> 00:27:02,066
米呀米呀命中注定就此战舰是吧

604
00:27:02,066 --> 00:27:03,999
小猪喵一般都玩啥游戏

605
00:27:04,333 --> 00:27:05,899
我玩5P啊不对

606
00:27:05,900 --> 00:27:08,533
我我玩那个那个那个第五人格

607
00:27:08,533 --> 00:27:10,766
你先不要笑我也知道这游戏烂

608
00:27:10,866 --> 00:27:13,566
但是这个这个游戏就烂吧

609
00:27:13,566 --> 00:27:15,899
但是我对他有一种雏鸟情结

610
00:27:16,100 --> 00:27:17,900
就像我们燕燕人对吧

611
00:27:17,966 --> 00:27:19,733
可能没有其他直播间的

612
00:27:19,733 --> 00:27:21,299
老头那么能抱金币

613
00:27:21,300 --> 00:27:23,100
也没有其他直播间的萌萌人

614
00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:24,466
那么天天夸主播

615
00:27:24,466 --> 00:27:26,799
让主播保持良好的精神状态

616
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,900
我们燕燕人不但嫌弃主播

617
00:27:28,900 --> 00:27:30,333
还给主播带猪鼻子

618
00:27:30,333 --> 00:27:31,333
霸凌主播

619
00:27:31,333 --> 00:27:32,999
拳打脚踢主播

620
00:27:33,266 --> 00:27:36,333
对吧然后还还还天天告主播的小壮

621
00:27:36,333 --> 00:27:37,666
离间主播的关系

622
00:27:37,666 --> 00:27:39,666
但是我还是很爱我们燕燕人的

623
00:27:39,666 --> 00:27:40,299
为什么呢

624
00:27:40,300 --> 00:27:41,733
因为主播出生的时候

625
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,933
就命中注定跟你们相遇啊

626
00:27:43,933 --> 00:27:45,899
对吧所以说哈哈哈

627
00:27:45,966 --> 00:27:48,899
还是很喜欢你们的哈哈哈

628
00:27:50,966 --> 00:27:53,866
纯露人不是每一个主播都有猪鼻子的

629
00:27:53,866 --> 00:27:56,266
这是新的杂交生物啊

630
00:27:56,266 --> 00:27:57,733
现在是小猪猫了

631
00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:58,600
你哭了

632
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,400
哈哈哈原来是你翅膀里吃出来的是吧

633
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:02,566
欢迎新穿围

634
00:28:02,700 --> 00:28:05,266
那个一千二你你想想万一没有这及时

635
00:28:05,266 --> 00:28:08,333
这个一千二万一是你你自己意想的呢

636
00:28:08,333 --> 00:28:10,533
对吧万一是你你想象中的呢

637
00:28:11,300 --> 00:28:12,866
完我们5P是吧

638
00:28:12,866 --> 00:28:14,866
我们5P一直都很厉害啊

639
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:17,300
图图图欢迎新传闻

640
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:19,000
烟烟人主打一个开战

641
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,133
别开战了

642
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,100
上个版本的烟烟人还会万向

643
00:28:22,100 --> 00:28:22,700
天银呢

644
00:28:22,700 --> 00:28:25,500
这个玩意版本的烟烟人只会到处滑轨

645
00:28:26,300 --> 00:28:29,300
主播上次还说除草机只会到处垄断

646
00:28:29,300 --> 00:28:31,100
其实我们烟烟人又何尝不是呢

647
00:28:31,100 --> 00:28:33,000
我们烟烟人只会到处滑轨啊

648
00:28:34,766 --> 00:28:37,799
燕子路人跟我说你的嘴像猪的啊

649
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,166
那我温柔慢一点吧

650
00:28:40,166 --> 00:28:42,166
偶尔稍微慢一点说话吧

651
00:28:42,266 --> 00:28:44,599
要不然的话你们都想被主播戒到

652
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,200
都想被主播念到对吧

653
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:47,333
主播又念不到

654
00:28:47,866 --> 00:28:50,266
主播念不到的话你们又不高兴

655
00:28:50,533 --> 00:28:51,466
那不行吧

656
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:55,333
谢谢10086的关注啊感谢支持

657
00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:57,300
你给艳艳人丢脸了

658
00:28:57,300 --> 00:29:00,066
你可没有给艳艳人丢脸啊哈哈哈

659
00:29:04,966 --> 00:29:06,166
哇这个鼻子好可爱

660
00:29:06,166 --> 00:29:08,566
是吧这个鼻子是我自己画的哦

661
00:29:08,566 --> 00:29:10,799
我厉害吧快夸我

662
00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:12,199
你无法轻易吗

663
00:29:13,466 --> 00:29:14,799
富哥要下界了

664
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:16,200
别急他刚上啊

665
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:17,466
这个还还有一会呢

666
00:29:17,466 --> 00:29:19,666
应该是删不掉的别急别急

667
00:29:19,900 --> 00:29:22,900
看主播如何这个这个化身女妖

668
00:29:22,900 --> 00:29:24,700
这个笼络这个他的心啊

669
00:29:25,066 --> 00:29:27,533
看主播如何化身女妖笼络他的心

670
00:29:27,966 --> 00:29:29,066
别骂好吗

671
00:29:29,066 --> 00:29:30,999
这是学习烟雨的一大波

672
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:31,800
哈哈哈

673
00:29:32,733 --> 00:29:35,166
这是米亚米亚绕口令的一小步

674
00:29:35,166 --> 00:29:35,599
也是

675
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:38,400
大家这个听听那个什么的一大步是吧

676
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:40,066
给自己点一首中国话吧

677
00:29:42,733 --> 00:29:44,333
女妖烟女妖来肉

678
00:29:44,333 --> 00:29:47,333
哎呀女妖到底是个什么评价标准

679
00:29:47,333 --> 00:29:48,799
有没有铁板老汉跟我说一下

680
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:49,866
晚上好好人

681
00:29:50,666 --> 00:29:52,999
我们燕燕人主打一个单抽战舰啊

682
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,900
其实我们直播间只有只有只有那个

683
00:29:57,533 --> 00:29:58,899
刷新了战舰记录啊

684
00:29:58,900 --> 00:30:00,133
我上一个最

685
00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:02,999
出的最早的战舰应该是600抽

686
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,266
对啊K600抽出过一个

687
00:30:05,266 --> 00:30:07,866
剩下的都是800-1,000之内抽的

688
00:30:08,066 --> 00:30:09,699
哦对了怎么了离

689
00:30:09,766 --> 00:30:13,199
谢谢大头软糖单腿的小花感谢支持

690
00:30:13,866 --> 00:30:14,666
嗯

691
00:30:15,966 --> 00:30:19,466
你这发的APP66六七二六八零一牛

692
00:30:19,466 --> 00:30:20,766
这不是那个小

693
00:30:20,766 --> 00:30:22,333
可的表情吗

694
00:30:22,500 --> 00:30:24,966
女妖是版本第一的代称

695
00:30:25,300 --> 00:30:26,500
燕子去过靶场

696
00:30:26,500 --> 00:30:29,000
我没有哎你去过吗

697
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,900
那个靶场好玩吗

698
00:30:31,466 --> 00:30:33,333
我其实一直想试试看

699
00:30:33,333 --> 00:30:35,466
但是我在国内的时候去那种

700
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:37,800
怎么说类似于

701
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:43,000
运动馆就是带攀岩跳舞机还有什么

702
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,700
就是打网球啊然后

703
00:30:44,866 --> 00:30:46,599
蹬自行车之类的那种

704
00:30:46,766 --> 00:30:48,799
室内团建运动馆

705
00:30:48,966 --> 00:30:50,699
我去那边的时候

706
00:30:51,566 --> 00:30:55,533
我端过那种就是打激光板的那种假枪

707
00:30:55,666 --> 00:30:57,766
我觉得举不起来好重啊

708
00:30:57,766 --> 00:30:59,066
然后我打的也不好

709
00:30:59,066 --> 00:31:00,666
所以我来这边之后一直都

710
00:31:00,766 --> 00:31:02,999
没有试着去摸过真枪啊

711
00:31:03,700 --> 00:31:04,500
谢谢

712
00:31:05,733 --> 00:31:08,166
就抱梦瑶抽烟的IC

713
00:31:08,300 --> 00:31:11,533
感谢支持我永远支持米烟米亚

714
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:16,266
我将永远守护紫色小猫单退你

715
00:31:16,366 --> 00:31:17,899
嘿嘿阿里感动

716
00:31:17,900 --> 00:31:19,100
谢谢你的IC

717
00:31:19,466 --> 00:31:20,266
就是说

718
00:31:20,266 --> 00:31:23,499
这个永远是一个遥不可及的誓言

719
00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:24,666
但是因为你

720
00:31:24,666 --> 00:31:28,199
我会记住这一刻中你对我喜欢的程度

721
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,366
达到了愿意跟我说永远

722
00:31:30,366 --> 00:31:31,999
我也愿意接受的程度

723
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,000
谢谢你

724
00:31:33,900 --> 00:31:36,933
嗯嗯谢谢橙子艳遇的这个好哎

725
00:31:38,900 --> 00:31:39,966
这也能记下来

726
00:31:39,966 --> 00:31:41,466
这当然能记下来呀

727
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:44,333
这一看就是可宝的这个直播间啊

728
00:31:44,333 --> 00:31:47,266
我跟可宝同属猪猪国的公主

729
00:31:47,266 --> 00:31:49,199
我们肯定是互相熟悉彼此的

730
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:51,266
这个这个代码的对吧

731
00:31:54,933 --> 00:31:57,333
北京有个靶场不过一直没去过

732
00:31:57,333 --> 00:31:58,466
可以试一下呀

733
00:32:01,266 --> 00:32:02,766
打什么口径的

734
00:32:03,266 --> 00:32:04,166
北京那个我去过

735
00:32:04,166 --> 00:32:05,399
好玩吗好玩吗

736
00:32:05,700 --> 00:32:06,533
枪拔还是剑拔

737
00:32:06,533 --> 00:32:08,699
当然是枪拔啦剑拔没意思

738
00:32:08,866 --> 00:32:10,366
主播认为努力重要吗

739
00:32:10,366 --> 00:32:11,199
很重要

740
00:32:11,266 --> 00:32:14,299
努力不一定成功啊不努力一定不成功

741
00:32:15,166 --> 00:32:17,966
但是有些时候人会比较喜欢逃避吗

742
00:32:17,966 --> 00:32:21,999
就是往原地一躺就觉得啊

743
00:32:22,166 --> 00:32:24,199
我不成功不是因为我不够聪明

744
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:25,400
我不够机灵

745
00:32:25,500 --> 00:32:27,533
不是因为这个什么我怀才不遇

746
00:32:27,533 --> 00:32:28,066
而是因为我

747
00:32:28,066 --> 00:32:28,799
不够努力啊

748
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,100
只要我愿意做什么事都能做的

749
00:32:31,100 --> 00:32:33,133
其实这种做法是想法是错的

750
00:32:33,133 --> 00:32:35,899
只是麻痹自己的一种一种一种

751
00:32:36,666 --> 00:32:37,899
不正确的想法呀

752
00:32:37,900 --> 00:32:41,366
就是安慰自己因为怕失败什么都不做

753
00:32:41,366 --> 00:32:43,299
为什么主播会说这个话呢

754
00:32:43,300 --> 00:32:44,866
我不是说别人说我自己

755
00:32:44,866 --> 00:32:46,133
我自己都这样的

756
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:48,733
还是想去北美玩点大的

757
00:32:48,733 --> 00:32:51,066
等我先玩完先给你介绍一下

758
00:32:51,066 --> 00:32:52,799
但是你要注意在加拿大

759
00:32:53,066 --> 00:32:55,299
飞那些东西回国被检测出来的话

760
00:32:55,300 --> 00:32:56,466
视为在国内飞的

761
00:32:56,466 --> 00:32:57,666
会被关进去的

762
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:01,933
22杂炮是什么呀

763
00:33:01,933 --> 00:33:03,566
哔哩哔哩的公主都来了

764
00:33:03,566 --> 00:33:04,899
我把打猫打进去了

765
00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:08,500
打猫打碎了后座也可以忽略不就好呀

766
00:33:08,500 --> 00:33:10,766
好好好M65炮是吧

767
00:33:10,766 --> 00:33:13,299
你们给我买个火箭筒邮到我家门口

768
00:33:13,333 --> 00:33:14,599
明天这个这个

769
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,566
后院再有松鼠来偷吃我的饭

770
00:33:16,566 --> 00:33:17,666
我就把这一炮轰

771
00:33:17,900 --> 00:33:18,700
轰了

772
00:33:19,300 --> 00:33:21,133
哎呀怎么不换浅色了

773
00:33:21,133 --> 00:33:22,199
现在是小猪啊

774
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,733
不想当浅色猪

775
00:33:23,733 --> 00:33:25,899
猪国开战了哼

776
00:33:28,366 --> 00:33:29,999
扣扳机的时候很减压

777
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,333
不是说那个后坐力太大的枪

778
00:33:32,333 --> 00:33:33,599
如果你没锻炼

779
00:33:33,866 --> 00:33:36,366
持枪姿势不对的话可能他会震的你

780
00:33:36,366 --> 00:33:37,299
虎口疼吗

781
00:33:37,300 --> 00:33:38,300
虎口发麻

782
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:40,300
好的等主播玩完了

783
00:33:40,300 --> 00:33:41,533
对等主播玩完

784
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:42,800
主播怎么知道

785
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:43,400
干过是吧

786
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,466
当然是因为主播这个足不出户

787
00:33:45,466 --> 00:33:46,599
心怀天下事啊

788
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,133
天意3G太快了

789
00:33:49,266 --> 00:33:51,966
我前段时间就是在安省这边

790
00:33:51,966 --> 00:33:53,933
失踪了一个毕业典礼之后

791
00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:55,966
的这个华人女生啊

792
00:33:55,966 --> 00:33:58,699
然后他都已经被找到了

793
00:33:58,700 --> 00:34:00,400
被警察局找到了两天

794
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:03,500
猫妈妈才发给我这个女生失踪的消息

795
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,933
给我发了10条50多秒的语音

796
00:34:05,933 --> 00:34:07,366
长篇大论的教育我

797
00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:10,800
你一定要注意安全晚上不要出门鬼晃

798
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,000
你不要觉得街上没有人就都是安全的

799
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,166
啦你看你平

800
00:34:14,166 --> 00:34:16,533
常大门不出二门不迈

801
00:34:16,533 --> 00:34:18,333
没有朋友不参加party

802
00:34:18,533 --> 00:34:20,733
你的室友对吧也说你安静

803
00:34:20,733 --> 00:34:22,099
你在家里除了直播

804
00:34:22,100 --> 00:34:24,266
什么事情都都都没有声音

805
00:34:24,266 --> 00:34:25,333
人家见不到你的人

806
00:34:25,333 --> 00:34:27,199
都不知道你在家还是不在家

807
00:34:27,366 --> 00:34:29,066
你万一不在家万一失踪了

808
00:34:29,066 --> 00:34:30,733
妈妈该多担心你呀

809
00:34:30,733 --> 00:34:32,199
你谁你也联系不上

810
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:33,866
谁也不会想到要找你

811
00:34:33,866 --> 00:34:35,699
你在加拿大都已经凉透了

812
00:34:35,700 --> 00:34:37,966
妈妈还以为你在那好好上学呢

813
00:34:37,966 --> 00:34:39,666
这可怎么办呀

814
00:34:39,666 --> 00:34:42,133
我说我说妈妈他找到了

815
00:34:42,133 --> 00:34:44,099
他说啊找到了

816
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,733
哦好然后就结束了

817
00:34:46,733 --> 00:34:47,533
你知道吧

818
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,266
同一个世界同一个妈妈

819
00:34:50,266 --> 00:34:53,466
对妈妈这这儿行千里母担忧吗

820
00:34:53,466 --> 00:34:55,599
但是也不是母行千里儿不愁呀

821
00:34:55,700 --> 00:34:58,133
这个众所周知利的作用是相互的

822
00:34:58,133 --> 00:35:00,266
我行千里相当于我妈妈行千里

823
00:35:00,266 --> 00:35:02,133
所以其实我也很担心我妈妈呀

824
00:35:02,466 --> 00:35:05,066
担心他一个人啊没人擦眼泪啊

825
00:35:05,066 --> 00:35:07,699
不对我担心他在家做饭不好吃啊

826
00:35:07,700 --> 00:35:09,533
想我做的饭什么的

827
00:35:12,166 --> 00:35:13,466
今天嗓子状态不好

828
00:35:13,466 --> 00:35:15,999
所以可能会频繁的清一清嗓子

829
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,133
大家别嫌弃我

830
00:35:17,133 --> 00:35:18,766
你们要嫌弃我我也没办法

831
00:35:20,166 --> 00:35:21,866
大家别嫌弃我啊

832
00:35:22,733 --> 00:35:23,666
怎么还有松鼠

833
00:35:23,666 --> 00:35:24,266
肯定有呀

834
00:35:24,266 --> 00:35:26,366
我们家后面有个超级高的核桃树

835
00:35:26,366 --> 00:35:27,366
很厉害的

836
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,500
还说不是每天他打开

837
00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:30,600
没有啊没有啊

838
00:35:30,766 --> 00:35:33,066
我群里发几种蛋壳我拍一下

839
00:35:33,066 --> 00:35:35,499
拍这种东西不会封群吗可以吗

840
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:45,533
对哦哦找到了好对他就好了呀

841
00:35:45,966 --> 00:35:48,299
你们只是学生宿舍岗被看

842
00:35:48,666 --> 00:35:49,966
太吓人了

843
00:35:50,100 --> 00:35:51,933
美国出门不一定能回家

844
00:35:51,933 --> 00:35:53,399
也不一定吧对吧

845
00:35:53,666 --> 00:35:56,333
哈哈哈你们你们你们大家别管我呀

846
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,500
颜色的披风各种颜色的头发

847
00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:04,733
嘴里开始念着说的中国话

848
00:36:04,733 --> 00:36:07,166
多少年我们苦练英文发音和文法

849
00:36:10,266 --> 00:36:11,066
一字字评评字

850
00:36:11,066 --> 00:36:13,599
好聪明的中国人好优美的中国话

851
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:14,800
扁担宽板凳长

852
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:15,966
扁担想绑在板凳上

853
00:36:15,966 --> 00:36:17,699
板凳不让扁担绑在板凳上

854
00:36:17,700 --> 00:36:19,133
扁担偏让绑在板凳上

855
00:36:19,133 --> 00:36:21,099
板凳偏偏不让扁担绑在板凳上

856
00:36:21,100 --> 00:36:22,766
到底扁担宽还是板凳长

857
00:36:22,766 --> 00:36:23,966
哥哥弟弟坡前坐

858
00:36:23,966 --> 00:36:26,199
坡上卧着一只鹅坡下流着一条河

859
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:27,400
哥哥说宽宽的河

860
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:28,533
弟弟说白白的鹅

861
00:36:28,533 --> 00:36:29,699
鹅要过河河要渡鹅

862
00:36:29,700 --> 00:36:32,466
不知是那鹅过河还是河渡鹅的

863
00:36:32,500 --> 00:36:35,900
都在学中国话

864
00:36:35,933 --> 00:36:38,266
孔夫子的话

865
00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:41,366
原来所以给大家呃小哼一首

866
00:36:41,366 --> 00:36:42,299
这个什么呀

867
00:36:42,533 --> 00:36:43,666
小哼一首念经

868
00:36:43,666 --> 00:36:44,066
证明

869
00:36:44,066 --> 00:36:46,533
主播的这个嘴皮和口条还是可以的

870
00:36:48,133 --> 00:36:50,599
说的像在加拿大出门有事干

871
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:53,200
要有事干还会看虚拟主播吗

872
00:36:53,533 --> 00:36:55,166
烟平时想家吗

873
00:36:56,566 --> 00:36:58,666
还好我是那种就就

874
00:37:00,733 --> 00:37:03,499
如果我过得很顺利我就不会想家

875
00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:06,000
如果我过得不顺利我才会想家

876
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,133
大家知道有一人开始怀念往前

877
00:37:08,133 --> 00:37:10,066
多半都是当前不够好啊

878
00:37:10,066 --> 00:37:12,133
多半都是当前生活不太如意

879
00:37:12,133 --> 00:37:14,266
所以我我我一想家

880
00:37:14,266 --> 00:37:16,466
我就觉得我最近是不是过得不好了

881
00:37:16,466 --> 00:37:17,999
啥事做的不好了

882
00:37:18,100 --> 00:37:20,466
要不然的话在这边因为我知道就

883
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:21,800
可能凭我的能力

884
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:23,533
没有办法就一直留下来吗

885
00:37:23,533 --> 00:37:27,199
而且就怎么说这个父母在不远游

886
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:28,300
有笔有方

887
00:37:28,333 --> 00:37:30,933
那猫妈妈也希望我以后毕业之后

888
00:37:30,966 --> 00:37:31,799
可以回国呀

889
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:33,900
因为他他就是特别粘我

890
00:37:33,900 --> 00:37:36,133
他把我送出来他老跟我说他后悔了

891
00:37:36,133 --> 00:37:37,266
哈哈哈

892
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:42,000
就就以后就就没有我他怎么办呢是吧

893
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,733
就一想到以后我基本上

894
00:37:44,733 --> 00:37:46,299
大部分时候其实

895
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:48,500
注定了可能要要回去吗

896
00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:51,366
所以就珍惜在这边的生活就好了

897
00:37:51,366 --> 00:37:53,099
就在中国怀念加拿大

898
00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:54,400
在加拿大怀念中国

899
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,333
反而在两边过都不开心

900
00:37:57,866 --> 00:38:00,099
京城现在得保持72小时

901
00:38:00,100 --> 00:38:00,900
核酸

902
00:38:01,533 --> 00:38:02,999
有条件的解封嘛

903
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,333
那还挺好的呀

904
00:38:06,366 --> 00:38:07,599
我做过核酸

905
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:09,200
只是我出国好久了

906
00:38:09,300 --> 00:38:10,533
不是战狼嘛

907
00:38:10,533 --> 00:38:12,733
是猫妈妈想想的嘛

908
00:38:14,266 --> 00:38:16,566
各种颜色的皮肤各种颜色的头发

909
00:38:16,566 --> 00:38:18,866
嘴里念着说着开始流行中国话

910
00:38:23,766 --> 00:38:24,999
你还在北风

911
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:26,566
什么时候见风啊

912
00:38:27,666 --> 00:38:29,933
有个小孩叫小杜上街打醋又买布

913
00:38:29,933 --> 00:38:32,199
买了布打了醋回头看见鹰抓兔

914
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:33,966
放下布搁下醋上前去追

915
00:38:33,966 --> 00:38:36,799
鹰和兔飞了鹰跑了兔洒了醋湿了布

916
00:38:36,866 --> 00:38:37,966
嘴说嘴嘴说嘴

917
00:38:37,966 --> 00:38:40,133
哎呀不行这个地方我就是跟不上

918
00:38:42,700 --> 00:38:45,166
发音方式的问题这一段跟不上来

919
00:38:47,733 --> 00:38:50,066
我不行我得去弄个弄点水喝了

920
00:38:50,066 --> 00:38:52,099
家人们我这嗓子怎么烂成这样了

921
00:38:52,100 --> 00:38:54,266
你们听我声音是不是挺怪的呀

922
00:38:54,466 --> 00:38:58,366
全世界都在讲中国

923
00:38:58,366 --> 00:39:01,133
所以你其实还是最想去东营

924
00:39:01,133 --> 00:39:03,866
地理位置和文化就相对近一些

925
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:05,133
IT的话

926
00:39:05,133 --> 00:39:08,399
去东营好像会发展不是那么容易

927
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,100
我觉得不是那么容易

928
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,533
身边也有一些就是在日本那边

929
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,733
就读书的朋友

930
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,866
嗯我问他们怎么样

931
00:39:17,866 --> 00:39:20,333
他们都都跟我说感觉不如澳洲

932
00:39:20,333 --> 00:39:21,533
就还挺压抑的

933
00:39:21,533 --> 00:39:23,466
本来大家都是挺二次元的

934
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:25,866
去日本那边就日月学完了

935
00:39:25,866 --> 00:39:27,299
然后各种这个

936
00:39:27,900 --> 00:39:29,366
书也读了一年多了

937
00:39:29,366 --> 00:39:32,599
觉得可能就跟自己想象有点差别吧

938
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:34,933
但也不是说坏还是说有点差别

939
00:39:44,166 --> 00:39:46,166
澳洲我怕虫子

940
00:39:47,366 --> 00:39:48,999
哎澳洲有虫子吗

941
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,766
老头应该不需要担心工作问题

942
00:39:52,766 --> 00:39:55,299
找不到就买个公司上班

943
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,766
什么强行创造价值

944
00:40:02,866 --> 00:40:05,133
在澳洲可以跟袋鼠练拳击

945
00:40:05,133 --> 00:40:07,699
我在出国之前听说欢迎一刀

946
00:40:07,700 --> 00:40:10,066
早上好我在出国之前

947
00:40:10,066 --> 00:40:13,166
听说北美这边有一个东西叫什么来着

948
00:40:13,166 --> 00:40:15,799
叫什么bad bug还是什么东西床

949
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:18,200
床翻译过来是这样的吗

950
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:19,666
说这边床垫里面

951
00:40:19,733 --> 00:40:21,066
很多时候都有那个床虫

952
00:40:21,066 --> 00:40:22,366
类似于跳蚤一样

953
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:24,000
我来之前担心了好久

954
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,000
结果我发现

955
00:40:25,100 --> 00:40:26,666
来这边住的几个房子

956
00:40:26,666 --> 00:40:28,299
就都没有经历过这种事情

957
00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:29,133
所以有些

958
00:40:29,366 --> 00:40:32,566
特异现象可能也没有那么普遍吧

959
00:40:32,566 --> 00:40:34,733
我觉得就也还好嗯

960
00:40:36,766 --> 00:40:38,299
主播今天还装春凉吗

961
00:40:38,300 --> 00:40:40,466
不装了今天这个很正常啊

962
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:42,900
你咋从第二掉到第45了

963
00:40:42,900 --> 00:40:45,000
什么叫从第二掉到第45呀

964
00:40:45,266 --> 00:40:48,099
螨虫啊对差不多那个感觉吧

965
00:40:48,733 --> 00:40:50,666
啥叫第二掉第45页

966
00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:54,066
写程序写到纯文或混日子

967
00:40:54,066 --> 00:40:54,966
我觉得不好玩

968
00:40:54,966 --> 00:40:56,866
那个那不就是那个什么吗

969
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,166
那不就是有追求吗

970
00:41:00,900 --> 00:41:03,933
啊那是热门主播热门主播榜啊

971
00:41:03,933 --> 00:41:05,599
跟那个没关系

972
00:41:05,966 --> 00:41:07,333
纯粮不正常

973
00:41:07,333 --> 00:41:09,766
那不是那可不是啊你可不能乱说啊

974
00:41:13,533 --> 00:41:17,066
可能加拿大偏北说北美这边都有呀

975
00:41:17,066 --> 00:41:17,966
但没经历过

976
00:41:17,966 --> 00:41:18,799
还挺好的

977
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:19,900
10点钟了认

978
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,066
拜拜嗯

979
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,166
上班上学上课加油

980
00:41:28,766 --> 00:41:30,399
昨天晚上没直播呀

981
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:34,066
然后去处理了一下个人的事我家人们

982
00:41:35,866 --> 00:41:39,533
一个嗯很很内疚很不好意思啊我

983
00:41:39,533 --> 00:41:41,933
我也不想搅拌的但是

984
00:41:42,533 --> 00:41:45,066
就临时发现处理不完了

985
00:41:45,066 --> 00:41:48,499
下午之后又因为头晕就多睡了一会

986
00:41:48,566 --> 00:41:50,799
导致现在时差彻底乱了

987
00:41:51,366 --> 00:41:52,466
更新了

988
00:41:53,100 --> 00:41:54,600
什么玩意更新啊

989
00:41:55,933 --> 00:41:57,699
周杰伦这是星期日

990
00:41:57,700 --> 00:41:59,100
什么游戏更新啊

991
00:41:59,366 --> 00:42:01,466
哥们一会出去做核酸

992
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:03,400
阳光的宝盒加上了吗

993
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:04,266
加上了

994
00:42:04,900 --> 00:42:05,700
嗯

995
00:42:06,733 --> 00:42:08,166
30个饱和捏

996
00:42:08,166 --> 00:42:09,199
加上了优先

997
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:09,933
注意身体

998
00:42:09,933 --> 00:42:12,266
对啊所以我之前不是跟大家说吗

999
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:13,766
有事情要做

1000
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,800
或者是就着急

1001
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:18,333
有有事情要做的话我不会逞强的

1002
00:42:18,333 --> 00:42:20,166
大家放心啊嗯

1003
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:24,700
还有要跟大家分享一件事

1004
00:42:24,766 --> 00:42:30,599
我又说再次第三次接到了工商要求

1005
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:32,333
这次不同于第一次

1006
00:42:32,333 --> 00:42:36,066
的啊说说明说好听点叫资源置换

1007
00:42:36,266 --> 00:42:39,066
说不好听叫做主播我要白嫖你

1008
00:42:39,100 --> 00:42:41,500
跟第二次的这个我们已经聊完了

1009
00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:44,700
但是这个产品生产线忽然意外中断

1010
00:42:44,700 --> 00:42:46,366
导致没有办法那个什么呀

1011
00:42:49,333 --> 00:42:51,266
这没有办法那个搞明白

1012
00:42:51,266 --> 00:42:53,699
对然后这次是第三次

1013
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:56,900
我接到了一个按摩仪的邀请

1014
00:42:56,933 --> 00:42:59,866
但是他要求我提供过往的工商案例

1015
00:42:59,866 --> 00:43:01,333
还有粉丝画像

1016
00:43:01,466 --> 00:43:03,366
粉丝画像这个倒是好说

1017
00:43:03,500 --> 00:43:05,933
就是他问我说你能接受什么样的

1018
00:43:05,933 --> 00:43:08,266
有常人就是你能接受多少的报价

1019
00:43:08,366 --> 00:43:11,866
但是我我又怕报少了人这个人家

1020
00:43:11,866 --> 00:43:13,999
人家显得我很很廉价呀

1021
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,366
我又怕报多了他觉得啊

1022
00:43:16,366 --> 00:43:17,999
你怎么这么不识好歹

1023
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,933
所以说主播这个体谅人民

1024
00:43:19,933 --> 00:43:21,799
要是接点那种动态的

1025
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:23,600
转发抽奖的小工商

1026
00:43:23,866 --> 00:43:27,999
的话就一般来说是什么样的情况呀

1027
00:43:28,866 --> 00:43:29,499
什么联动

1028
00:43:29,500 --> 00:43:31,133
不是了是按摩仪

1029
00:43:32,166 --> 00:43:33,666
过往的案例是0

1030
00:43:33,666 --> 00:43:35,699
那我跟他说我过往没有案例

1031
00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:37,300
不就相当于漏窃了吗

1032
00:43:37,300 --> 00:43:38,300
他不就知道啊

1033
00:43:38,366 --> 00:43:41,266
你这么好拿捏呀你过往都没有案例啊

1034
00:43:41,266 --> 00:43:42,799
那那我懂得了

1035
00:43:43,133 --> 00:43:44,499
欢迎勾引19

1036
00:43:46,766 --> 00:43:48,533
甲方上个箭都来了

1037
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:50,500
这甲方明显是广撒网啊

1038
00:43:50,500 --> 00:43:51,966
你怎么能让他上箭呢

1039
00:43:51,966 --> 00:43:53,599
他肯定不会上箭的

1040
00:43:56,266 --> 00:43:59,766
按摩椅按摩仪按摩仪不是按摩椅

1041
00:43:59,766 --> 00:44:02,466
按摩椅那么大的东西我肯定接不到呀

1042
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:04,300
欢迎安琪奎上

1043
00:44:05,300 --> 00:44:08,166
按摩椅那么大的东西怎么接的到

1044
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:10,766
不过主播上次联系主播的那个工商

1045
00:44:10,766 --> 00:44:11,666
真的很大

1046
00:44:11,666 --> 00:44:13,333
而且也是个大牌子

1047
00:44:13,466 --> 00:44:16,099
可惜可惜就可惜在

1048
00:44:16,133 --> 00:44:18,299
哎产品生产出问题了

1049
00:44:19,733 --> 00:44:20,766
转发这种吗

1050
00:44:20,766 --> 00:44:21,533
那不会特别高

1051
00:44:21,533 --> 00:44:23,266
没有要我自备文案的吧

1052
00:44:23,266 --> 00:44:24,499
对爆不出呀

1053
00:44:24,533 --> 00:44:26,166
还是让甲方上个舰吧

1054
00:44:26,166 --> 00:44:28,599
哈哈哈我说你给我上个舰长就

1055
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:29,500
行那个舰长多少

1056
00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:31,166
138是吧不会亏

1057
00:44:31,166 --> 00:44:32,799
那就让他给我上个舰吧

1058
00:44:33,266 --> 00:44:35,099
对大家觉得多少合适呢

1059
00:44:35,100 --> 00:44:37,200
就大家在大家心里咪呀咪呀

1060
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:39,100
接一条转发性的广告

1061
00:44:39,166 --> 00:44:42,399
你们觉得应该应该掏什么样人民呢

1062
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:45,200
宝太可爱了你也镇着吗红灯捏

1063
00:44:54,933 --> 00:44:56,066
方上个总督吧

1064
00:44:56,066 --> 00:44:56,766
还能嫖一个

1065
00:44:56,766 --> 00:44:57,866
全站广播

1066
00:44:57,900 --> 00:44:58,533
叉叉叉

1067
00:44:58,533 --> 00:45:01,799
按摩仪给米亚米亚开通了总督是吧

1068
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,800
米亚米亚24小时在直播间里

1069
00:45:03,966 --> 00:45:06,099
我直接开启一场带货直播呀

1070
00:45:06,100 --> 00:45:08,200
大家到时候记得帮我刷啊

1071
00:45:08,333 --> 00:45:10,266
很好用敏感肌也能用

1072
00:45:10,266 --> 00:45:13,133
会回购这个酸酸甜甜很好吃

1073
00:45:13,166 --> 00:45:15,066
上脸效果很服帖

1074
00:45:15,100 --> 00:45:16,533
一点也不脱妆

1075
00:45:16,566 --> 00:45:20,166
保持12小时留香时间没有任何问题

1076
00:45:20,366 --> 00:45:22,099
冰箱制冰能力很强

1077
00:45:22,100 --> 00:45:24,100
简直就像春天一样温暖

1078
00:45:24,100 --> 00:45:25,700
对大家记得帮我刷点弹幕

1079
00:45:25,700 --> 00:45:27,800
不要让我显得这个带货直播人很少

1080
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:29,933
我再买200水晶啊挂在直播间

1081
00:45:29,933 --> 00:45:31,499
感觉这样就对劲了

1082
00:45:32,500 --> 00:45:34,866
开总都有这种开总都有啊

1083
00:45:35,133 --> 00:45:37,699
有啊有有全站广播的对吧

1084
00:45:39,100 --> 00:45:40,166
带货直播是吧

1085
00:45:40,166 --> 00:45:43,133
马上拿着爸妈的iPhone给主播刷流水

1086
00:45:45,766 --> 00:45:47,599
啊啊我不好说呀

1087
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:49,166
1,000以上估计甲方接

1088
00:45:49,166 --> 00:45:51,799
开润500的话我估计他都得走吧

1089
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:53,700
听说出战舰对我

1090
00:45:53,866 --> 00:45:58,133
我姚光爹在605 砸了1,000

1091
00:45:58,133 --> 00:46:00,166
然后在主播间砸了300

1092
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:01,166
这个这个这个

1093
00:46:01,166 --> 00:46:03,699
只能说姚光爹兜里的天才地宝

1094
00:46:03,700 --> 00:46:05,000
今天跟主播有缘啊

1095
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,700
但长久来看还是永远跟605有缘的

1096
00:46:07,700 --> 00:46:09,266
只是今天跟主播有缘

1097
00:46:09,266 --> 00:46:10,799
哈哈哈今天主播

1098
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:14,200
主播这个狐媚妖术魅惑了姚光的心

1099
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:15,533
我的错我的错

1100
00:46:15,766 --> 00:46:17,899
嗯什么叫五位数啊

1101
00:46:17,900 --> 00:46:18,966
五位数肯定不行的

1102
00:46:18,966 --> 00:46:21,266
咱们就考虑是200还是300之类

1103
00:46:21,266 --> 00:46:23,066
这种报价的太高

1104
00:46:23,066 --> 00:46:25,899
没人没人没人没人接的咱们粉丝

1105
00:46:25,900 --> 00:46:27,666
量太低了对吧

1106
00:46:27,900 --> 00:46:29,666
认真实点拜拜

1107
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:32,100
很好用啊敏感肌能用

1108
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:33,133
对他不

1109
00:46:33,133 --> 00:46:35,999
他不懂直播粉的这个这个含金量的

1110
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,700
他就只看粉丝数呀

1111
00:46:37,700 --> 00:46:40,900
还有那个呃活跃度用户活跃度

1112
00:46:40,900 --> 00:46:42,166
还搁那摇光呢

1113
00:46:42,166 --> 00:46:45,366
叫太子太子殿下

1114
00:46:45,566 --> 00:46:46,799
哈哈哈

1115
00:46:47,333 --> 00:46:51,299
公若不妾米燕米尔愿拜为异父

1116
00:46:51,866 --> 00:46:53,366
300也太少了

1117
00:46:53,566 --> 00:46:56,133
能不能放尊重别人叫太子殿下

1118
00:46:56,133 --> 00:46:58,533
你问你问姚光他想问我叫什么

1119
00:47:00,966 --> 00:47:03,899
今天带上了这个这个可宝的猪鼻子

1120
00:47:03,900 --> 00:47:06,166
我短暂的成为了可宝的族人

1121
00:47:07,333 --> 00:47:09,166
除非是懂行的

1122
00:47:10,366 --> 00:47:13,399
我们这边手游区都给了两个启航

1123
00:47:16,100 --> 00:47:17,133
细说细说

1124
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:19,666
真的假的

1125
00:47:19,666 --> 00:47:21,766
有这么多什么样的呀

1126
00:47:22,100 --> 00:47:24,166
哎手游去给起航

1127
00:47:24,166 --> 00:47:26,266
是不是那个活动啊就是什么

1128
00:47:26,366 --> 00:47:28,466
就是直播活动之类的

1129
00:47:28,466 --> 00:47:30,333
可能是那种活动哎

1130
00:47:31,366 --> 00:47:32,899
什么虚拟吕布

1131
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,500
哈哈哈

1132
00:47:41,366 --> 00:47:44,199
为你而在的梦老师早上好呀

1133
00:47:45,766 --> 00:47:47,933
现在是不是价格下载了

1134
00:47:47,933 --> 00:47:50,133
前几天我朋友接着总有个几克

1135
00:47:50,133 --> 00:47:51,699
现在价格都挺低的啦

1136
00:47:51,700 --> 00:47:53,700
因为我的粉丝本来也不多

1137
00:47:53,733 --> 00:47:56,566
咱们也就多少2.6万的粉丝

1138
00:47:56,733 --> 00:47:59,099
主播刚才有人跟我说了一句话

1139
00:47:59,100 --> 00:48:00,066
你说你说

1140
00:48:02,566 --> 00:48:03,999
坏了我明天

1141
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:07,733
啊谢谢梦老师的星河入梦

1142
00:48:07,766 --> 00:48:08,733
感谢支持

1143
00:48:08,733 --> 00:48:10,333
太破费了太破费了

1144
00:48:10,333 --> 00:48:12,699
你也不想被大力切割吧

1145
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:13,800
啊

1146
00:48:14,466 --> 00:48:16,199
啊啊这

1147
00:48:17,166 --> 00:48:18,666
弓不见小可

1148
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:20,400
啊

1149
00:48:22,100 --> 00:48:23,900
这个就是那个坏人

1150
00:48:23,900 --> 00:48:26,700
在柯南里面被发现了自己作恶多端

1151
00:48:26,700 --> 00:48:29,666
然后浑身脱力跪倒在地板上的样子

1152
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:34,200
这个战舰是小切割是大

1153
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:35,466
咬光

1154
00:48:35,466 --> 00:48:38,733
千万不要在直播间为为我美颜紧致

1155
00:48:38,733 --> 00:48:40,466
如果你要为我美颜的话

1156
00:48:41,133 --> 00:48:44,899
可黄意思是会直接叫老臣处死啊

1157
00:48:47,333 --> 00:48:48,666
入我入我

1158
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:50,266
什么入我入我

1159
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:52,700
收收尾收收尾

1160
00:48:52,700 --> 00:48:54,466
欢迎动漫歌手欢迎阿香

1161
00:48:54,466 --> 00:48:55,366
早日阿香

1162
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:58,500
欢迎三七不离今天的直播时

1163
00:48:58,500 --> 00:48:59,866
间很健康吧

1164
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:01,733
最近的作息怎么样了

1165
00:49:01,733 --> 00:49:03,733
还是12点睡3点醒吗

1166
00:49:04,966 --> 00:49:06,499
一口一杯

1167
00:49:07,900 --> 00:49:09,400
甜蜜脑兜里头

1168
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:11,933
你拿的是买了一套

1169
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:16,700
主播别怕有我在你必备父皇凌迟

1170
00:49:17,366 --> 00:49:19,366
今天晚上就给你父皇吹枕头风了

1171
00:49:19,366 --> 00:49:20,766
然后让他把你拉黑

1172
00:49:20,766 --> 00:49:22,999
这样他就看不到你的这个发言了

1173
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:27,166
我先跟他说东宫易变紫薇心动

1174
00:49:27,166 --> 00:49:30,566
东宫这个这个有反叛之心啊

1175
00:49:30,566 --> 00:49:33,966
愿可皇冥界牵手把这个摇光

1176
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:35,533
关入黑屋

1177
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:37,900
然后然后他就看不到你你你来

1178
00:49:37,900 --> 00:49:38,933
你来你来你来

1179
00:49:38,933 --> 00:49:40,933
那什么我的这个这个话了

1180
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,333
主播主播你的战舰没了啊

1181
00:49:43,333 --> 00:49:44,133
有呀

1182
00:49:45,100 --> 00:49:46,600
别呀不行

1183
00:49:46,666 --> 00:49:50,699
别你你别真真别这跳的真别真别摇光

1184
00:49:50,700 --> 00:49:51,500
那我

1185
00:49:55,900 --> 00:49:58,066
我只不过是没见过这样的孩子

1186
00:49:58,066 --> 00:49:58,933
这个这个

1187
00:49:59,066 --> 00:50:02,066
非要非要让爸爸妈妈打的不可开交

1188
00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:04,066
离婚才好吗

1189
00:50:04,766 --> 00:50:06,599
让我在直播间眯一会哈

1190
00:50:07,133 --> 00:50:11,799
你好可以来点宝日金劲爆跳舞街

1191
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:13,366
这一听就不是能放的歌呀

1192
00:50:13,366 --> 00:50:17,333
我不放阴谋录波已存半生传发情

1193
00:50:18,866 --> 00:50:21,599
没有了床上躺了一晚上睡了半小时

1194
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:23,066
今天白天多半也戒了

1195
00:50:23,066 --> 00:50:24,666
努力一口气熬到晚上

1196
00:50:25,266 --> 00:50:28,933
给阿香点一首美酒加咖啡啊

1197
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:34,166
给你点一首美酒加咖啡

1198
00:50:34,733 --> 00:50:36,266
赫赫婢女罢了

1199
00:50:36,266 --> 00:50:38,566
主播一直都是纯纯的婢女啊

1200
00:50:38,766 --> 00:50:40,599
孟老师嘿嘿

1201
00:50:42,533 --> 00:50:44,266
不对你也是孟老师啊

1202
00:50:44,266 --> 00:50:47,333
小钢琴的梦因你而战的梦还有旧梦

1203
00:50:47,366 --> 00:50:49,333
我们直播间这个意思是

1204
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:51,900
梦梦都齐全了

1205
00:50:53,900 --> 00:50:56,400
轮椅载着你半身不遂的梦

1206
00:50:56,700 --> 00:50:59,166
好有攻击性啊好有攻击性

1207
00:50:59,166 --> 00:51:00,533
有些人在自习室吧

1208
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:01,666
不好好学习

1209
00:51:01,666 --> 00:51:04,999
然后进来这个学习学学的火冒三丈

1210
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,066
进直播间霸凌两句肥猫是吧

1211
00:51:07,066 --> 00:51:07,866
欢迎生破

1212
00:51:08,666 --> 00:51:11,166
不能喝咖啡也不能喝酒谨慎一酌

1213
00:51:11,166 --> 00:51:12,599
所以咱们就听听了

1214
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:13,533
就像主播

1215
00:51:13,766 --> 00:51:16,066
不能吃东西的时候主播也就闻一闻

1216
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:19,700
云梦人呢

1217
00:51:19,700 --> 00:51:20,466
出来说话

1218
00:51:20,466 --> 00:51:21,933
云梦好久都不来了

1219
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:30,966
我要美酒加咖啡一杯再一杯

1220
00:51:31,733 --> 00:51:32,799
为什么没有梦泪

1221
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:34,100
因为主播不会玩韩信啊

1222
00:51:34,100 --> 00:51:36,133
等主播把韩信玩明白就好了

1223
00:51:36,500 --> 00:51:37,566
怎么样实拍

1224
00:51:37,966 --> 00:51:41,566
我并没有醉

1225
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:46,900
我只是心儿碎

1226
00:51:48,700 --> 00:51:53,566
开放的花蕊

1227
00:51:54,100 --> 00:51:57,533
你怎么也流泪

1228
00:51:59,100 --> 00:52:01,566
小的时候猫妈妈特喜欢听这个呀

1229
00:52:01,700 --> 00:52:03,933
不对好像是猫妈妈的猫妈妈

1230
00:52:05,366 --> 00:52:07,299
这个外婆很喜欢听这个

1231
00:52:07,300 --> 00:52:08,333
主播脚呢

1232
00:52:08,333 --> 00:52:10,699
主播轮椅人轮椅人是没有脚的

1233
00:52:10,966 --> 00:52:13,166
主播好热能开下风扇吗

1234
00:52:13,166 --> 00:52:14,599
直播间冷气开放

1235
00:52:16,533 --> 00:52:17,333
韩信

1236
00:52:18,866 --> 00:52:22,366
跟韩信之神韩风写申请书了吗

1237
00:52:22,466 --> 00:52:23,133
没有啊

1238
00:52:23,133 --> 00:52:27,166
这个这这1千年只有主播知道有韩信

1239
00:52:27,166 --> 00:52:28,966
韩信却不知道有主播

1240
00:52:29,366 --> 00:52:30,533
主播投稿呢

1241
00:52:30,533 --> 00:52:31,533
没剪完呢

1242
00:52:31,533 --> 00:52:33,199
那个字有点太大了

1243
00:52:33,366 --> 00:52:41,166
没有醉我只是心儿碎

1244
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:43,933
播的直播越看越热怎么办

1245
00:52:43,933 --> 00:52:46,699
你那是烧起来了建议你洗个冷水澡吧

1246
00:52:46,900 --> 00:52:48,266
主播这种对吧

1247
00:52:48,266 --> 00:52:51,133
浑身上下捂得严严实实都能看着

1248
00:52:51,366 --> 00:52:52,399
烧起来的直播

1249
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:54,333
我推荐你还是去看看医生吧

1250
00:52:54,333 --> 00:52:55,133
对吧

1251
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:57,700
昨天大家有没有朋友被盗号呀

1252
00:52:57,700 --> 00:53:00,200
就那个学习中壮酷的那个事情

1253
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:03,600
我本来看大家在群里面发那些什么

1254
00:53:03,766 --> 00:53:05,866
什么那个一张正常的图片

1255
00:53:05,866 --> 00:53:07,999
披上一些什么什么什么那个

1256
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:08,733
比如说这个

1257
00:53:08,733 --> 00:53:12,066
加q什么114514看李唐丁真在线

1258
00:53:12,066 --> 00:53:13,533
在线高歌之类的

1259
00:53:13,533 --> 00:53:15,333
这种已经够离谱的了

1260
00:53:15,333 --> 00:53:17,699
我本来以为这已经够够逆天的了

1261
00:53:18,300 --> 00:53:20,300
后面直到主播半夜啊

1262
00:53:20,300 --> 00:53:21,100
也不是半夜

1263
00:53:21,100 --> 00:53:23,700
这边的下午主播在这搓面条呢

1264
00:53:24,066 --> 00:53:26,399
一看QQ收到一条新消息

1265
00:53:26,866 --> 00:53:27,999
我在想谁找我

1266
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,200
这时间大半夜的大家都睡了

1267
00:53:30,266 --> 00:53:31,333
我点开一看

1268
00:53:31,466 --> 00:53:33,366
主播的初中同桌呀

1269
00:53:33,366 --> 00:53:34,599
给主播发了一张

1270
00:53:34,766 --> 00:53:37,299
这个极其暴露的这个这个

1271
00:53:37,500 --> 00:53:38,866
真人身体照片

1272
00:53:38,866 --> 00:53:41,666
上面配上了一个神秘的连接网站

1273
00:53:41,733 --> 00:53:43,666
我才知道原来这个盗号是真的

1274
00:53:43,666 --> 00:53:46,066
我还以为大家都被都被那个什么了呢

1275
00:53:46,700 --> 00:53:48,766
我还以为大家都是都是都是在玩梗

1276
00:53:48,766 --> 00:53:50,799
搞了半天真的有人被盗号啊

1277
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:54,700
昨天小可舰长群里面我杀了一个

1278
00:53:54,700 --> 00:53:56,566
还行了咱们咱们咱们

1279
00:53:56,766 --> 00:53:59,166
咱们咱们群里面好像没有什么呀

1280
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:01,933
对咱们咱们这样群里面基本上没啥

1281
00:54:01,966 --> 00:54:03,266
是不是因为咱们

1282
00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:05,733
咱们烟烟人都不是特别学习啊

1283
00:54:05,733 --> 00:54:07,733
感觉都没有学习通啊

1284
00:54:07,733 --> 00:54:08,899
主播就没有学习通

1285
00:54:08,900 --> 00:54:10,866
要不然主播要开全员禁言

1286
00:54:11,066 --> 00:54:13,199
之后自己被盗号了就完蛋了

1287
00:54:14,500 --> 00:54:17,000
早上起来都是丁真叔叔KFC了

1288
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:18,366
对啊都是这些了

1289
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:19,366
还有阿姨呢

1290
00:54:19,366 --> 00:54:20,699
不不光叔叔呀

1291
00:54:21,666 --> 00:54:23,199
没搞你看他鼻子

1292
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:24,866
对你看我鼻子就好了

1293
00:54:24,966 --> 00:54:27,166
'cause they got all the stupid top got me Tom

1294
00:54:27,166 --> 00:54:29,199
i'm sorry i thought give me no what

1295
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:31,766
i go i got she's suck i ain't no sorry

1296
00:54:31,766 --> 00:54:34,299
he beat that some man they can't take him no go

1297
00:54:34,300 --> 00:54:35,733
比较没有文化

1298
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:39,100
想要吗可以我我建议不要

1299
00:54:39,166 --> 00:54:40,799
我觉得不应该要啊

1300
00:54:41,133 --> 00:54:43,133
不是因为人都没上过大学

1301
00:54:43,133 --> 00:54:45,399
是大家好像都过了使用这个学系统软

1302
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:46,566
件的这个时候了

1303
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:48,900
不是这么重要的一个软件

1304
00:54:48,900 --> 00:54:51,466
为什么他保密做的那么不好

1305
00:54:56,133 --> 00:54:58,866
说明我们大家的防范心理很强啊

1306
00:54:58,866 --> 00:55:01,999
我们大家都一直都很有防范心理

1307
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,100
我们大家一直都挺那个什么的

1308
00:55:05,333 --> 00:55:07,166
我们大家一直都都会

1309
00:55:07,166 --> 00:55:09,466
把不同的这个账号用不同的密码呀

1310
00:55:09,466 --> 00:55:11,866
就不会出现这种低级的失误

1311
00:55:12,700 --> 00:55:14,466
学习通是啥东西啊

1312
00:55:14,866 --> 00:55:17,533
推测是大学需要用到的一个软件的

1313
00:55:20,666 --> 00:55:24,333
我好像从来没有什么用过水系统吧

1314
00:55:24,333 --> 00:55:26,666
还有点才是纯网络人才是故意的

1315
00:55:26,666 --> 00:55:27,933
可不敢乱发现啊

1316
00:55:28,066 --> 00:55:28,566
只能说

1317
00:55:28,566 --> 00:55:30,733
大家一定要保护好自己的个人信息啊

1318
00:55:30,733 --> 00:55:33,266
对吧要不然一个看起来很正经的人

1319
00:55:33,266 --> 00:55:35,366
你忽然在这个群里面发送一些

1320
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:36,500
色色的东西啊

1321
00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:38,333
我觉得这种形象很难收场

1322
00:55:38,333 --> 00:55:40,733
虽然大家都知道是盗号但还挺尴尬的

1323
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:44,666
铭文纯密码其实是个挺离谱的事情

1324
00:55:44,966 --> 00:55:45,866
之前叔叔

1325
00:55:45,966 --> 00:55:47,266
备战不也被爆出来

1326
00:55:47,266 --> 00:55:49,133
把你的ip地址写在前端

1327
00:55:49,133 --> 00:55:50,966
直接拿网页查一下就能查出来

1328
00:55:50,966 --> 00:55:51,766
的事情吗

1329
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:53,933
有些时候觉得这个这个这个

1330
00:55:54,100 --> 00:55:56,100
在职程序员是不是这个

1331
00:55:57,100 --> 00:55:57,933
程序写多了

1332
00:55:57,933 --> 00:56:00,166
有点忘记了最基本的逻辑了呀

1333
00:56:01,333 --> 00:56:03,199
这个名字像是高中用的

1334
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:05,533
我不是除草剂可以看你直播吗

1335
00:56:05,533 --> 00:56:07,933
可以可以只要你是可可爷爷

1336
00:56:07,933 --> 00:56:09,399
乐己人观人吃

1337
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:12,066
然后这个这个这个这个小孩子

1338
00:56:12,100 --> 00:56:13,700
然后还有什么其他的

1339
00:56:13,700 --> 00:56:14,666
这小花旗

1340
00:56:14,666 --> 00:56:17,199
对这个还有还有还有那个

1341
00:56:19,366 --> 00:56:20,499
很多很多的v

1342
00:56:20,500 --> 00:56:22,266
的粉丝都可以看我的直播呀

1343
00:56:22,266 --> 00:56:23,266
不要担心啊

1344
00:56:24,166 --> 00:56:25,299
我站起来了

1345
00:56:25,333 --> 00:56:27,766
难崩的时候高中老师也中招着

1346
00:56:27,766 --> 00:56:29,766
老师中招着就更尴尬了

1347
00:56:29,966 --> 00:56:31,333
密码是用来验证

1348
00:56:31,333 --> 00:56:33,899
所以按理来说只需要存一个哈七就行

1349
00:56:33,933 --> 00:56:35,866
因为你知道用户只有密码

1350
00:56:35,866 --> 00:56:38,699
不需要知道密码是什么这样就

1351
00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:41,933
什么叫哈七啊

1352
00:56:42,166 --> 00:56:42,933
不能看吗

1353
00:56:42,933 --> 00:56:44,066
你可以啊喜之郎

1354
00:56:44,066 --> 00:56:45,333
可以可以没问题

1355
00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:55,566
对面是个熟人啊

1356
00:56:55,566 --> 00:56:56,533
对面呃

1357
00:56:57,333 --> 00:56:59,266
什么v圈百家饭

1358
00:57:00,900 --> 00:57:01,533
等下等下

1359
00:57:01,533 --> 00:57:03,933
讲一讲跟这个对面这个主播的故事

1360
00:57:03,933 --> 00:57:05,566
其实我从来没有跟他接触过

1361
00:57:05,566 --> 00:57:08,499
但是但是这个也算是一个熟人呢

1362
00:57:08,500 --> 00:57:12,366
嗯不同平台的密码最好搞成不同的

1363
00:57:12,533 --> 00:57:15,366
哈西值从铭文计算出来的一个值

1364
00:57:15,566 --> 00:57:17,399
谢谢谢谢大解释

1365
00:57:18,366 --> 00:57:19,166
哎

1366
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:22,600
我也觉得

1367
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:25,000
但是主播很多平台的密码都一样

1368
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:27,566
所以这个是给主播进行了一个

1369
00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:30,300
启示吧因为主播这个东西

1370
00:57:30,300 --> 00:57:32,300
网上的信息安全应该是比

1371
00:57:32,500 --> 00:57:34,300
正常用户要更注意的

1372
00:57:34,300 --> 00:57:35,800
所以我这段时间也在陆续

1373
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:37,100
改自己的密码了

1374
00:57:37,866 --> 00:57:39,666
欢迎金刀山西不利

1375
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,800
如果你有对应铭文的话可以算出哈西

1376
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:44,600
但是哈西很难逆推出铭文

1377
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:45,700
那挺好的呀

1378
00:57:46,066 --> 00:57:47,133
燕子哈西都不懂

1379
00:57:47,133 --> 00:57:49,099
是不是没学过大学计算机基础

1380
00:57:49,100 --> 00:57:50,333
确实没学过呀

1381
00:57:50,933 --> 00:57:52,266
还好我密码的不一样

1382
00:57:52,266 --> 00:57:55,466
确实呢如果用户能提供哈西的话

1383
00:57:55,466 --> 00:57:57,299
他可以向你证明他有这个密码

1384
00:57:57,300 --> 00:57:59,533
但是不需要证明密码是什么

1385
00:58:00,066 --> 00:58:03,733
万一哪家公司数据库泄露会被撞库

1386
00:58:04,300 --> 00:58:07,733
啊这样子我懂了

1387
00:58:09,333 --> 00:58:10,299
好像懂了

1388
00:58:10,700 --> 00:58:13,500
对面在说四川话哎

1389
00:58:20,500 --> 00:58:21,766
哇谢谢

1390
00:58:24,500 --> 00:58:26,133
谢谢太子的烟盾

1391
00:58:26,166 --> 00:58:28,699
后生的2019太子殿下

1392
00:58:29,166 --> 00:58:32,133
谢谢姚公的星光盾牌

1393
00:58:32,133 --> 00:58:34,333
卧槽老弟感谢支持

1394
00:58:35,166 --> 00:58:36,766
谢谢谢谢谢谢

1395
00:58:36,900 --> 00:58:39,600
谢谢我们28级音乐人赠送的烟盾

1396
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:40,333
获得你爱

1397
00:58:40,333 --> 00:58:42,199
丽爱的感谢支持

1398
00:58:42,866 --> 00:58:44,099
谢谢谢谢

1399
00:58:47,700 --> 00:58:48,900
怎么又套盾

1400
00:58:49,100 --> 00:58:53,100
今天他预预感到要在605发s开我

1401
00:58:53,100 --> 00:58:55,666
然后先给主播套个盾防止主播死

1402
00:58:56,300 --> 00:58:57,500
清一下电池

1403
00:58:57,500 --> 00:58:59,266
本来又来抽宝盒

1404
00:58:59,700 --> 00:59:01,166
结果出货了是吧

1405
00:59:01,166 --> 00:59:02,366
呃呃我不好说

1406
00:59:02,366 --> 00:59:03,399
星光盾牌

1407
00:59:05,666 --> 00:59:07,666
三博好像是三博

1408
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:09,666
这什么礼物

1409
00:59:09,666 --> 00:59:10,933
好炫酷的礼物

1410
00:59:10,933 --> 00:59:12,166
对我给大家讲一下

1411
00:59:12,166 --> 00:59:14,999
大家应该都在直播间久了的人

1412
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,333
或多或少都听过主播这个故事吧

1413
00:59:17,333 --> 00:59:19,333
大家应该都听过主播的那个

1414
00:59:19,733 --> 00:59:22,166
那个前世是怎么死的这个故事吧

1415
00:59:22,166 --> 00:59:23,899
就就被主播

1416
00:59:23,966 --> 00:59:26,533
呃就是就是有人私下骚扰主播

1417
00:59:26,533 --> 00:59:28,299
就跟主播早上好晚上好

1418
00:59:28,300 --> 00:59:30,566
然后发自己饭吃什么今天干嘛

1419
00:59:30,566 --> 00:59:33,466
然后跟同事说了些什么什么之类的

1420
00:59:33,466 --> 00:59:35,299
就这个大家应该听过吧

1421
00:59:35,466 --> 00:59:37,266
欢迎安慰的备胎2号

1422
00:59:37,666 --> 00:59:38,933
PK啥等级了

1423
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:41,933
呃最后两天了应该上不了钻了

1424
00:59:41,933 --> 00:59:44,399
那我们只是黄金仔睡觉了晚安晚安

1425
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:45,466
听到oh yes me

1426
00:59:45,866 --> 00:59:49,399
春季赛机长的那个钻石铠甲对吧

1427
00:59:51,333 --> 00:59:52,599
没听过戏说

1428
00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:55,800
就主播以前是一个原生区的小主播呀

1429
00:59:55,900 --> 00:59:58,533
什么纠结人之初他不是人之初

1430
00:59:58,533 --> 00:59:59,766
他说喜欢我

1431
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,500
就意思是想跟我卸下基础想跟我

1432
01:00:02,500 --> 01:00:03,300
想跟我呃呃呃

1433
01:00:03,300 --> 01:00:06,300
发展一些其他的那个什么之类的那种

1434
01:00:06,566 --> 01:00:08,366
然后我就我就搞的很害怕

1435
01:00:08,366 --> 01:00:10,466
我也我也特别的那个什么

1436
01:00:10,566 --> 01:00:12,966
之后就最后主播直播的那半个月

1437
01:00:12,966 --> 01:00:14,566
就一直在直播间给压力

1438
01:00:14,566 --> 01:00:17,333
然后主播当时也就是一个小主播吗

1439
01:00:17,333 --> 01:00:19,866
就每天直播间来来回回就那么几个人

1440
01:00:19,866 --> 01:00:20,666
就很寒人

1441
01:00:20,666 --> 01:00:21,466
你知道吧

1442
01:00:21,733 --> 01:00:23,333
哪个是前世我都还不知道

1443
01:00:23,333 --> 01:00:26,199
因为就同名同名同名账号去掉咪呀

1444
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:27,466
我从来没藏过

1445
01:00:27,466 --> 01:00:29,066
因为这个不是因为我自己什么

1446
01:00:29,066 --> 01:00:31,066
要炒作觉得账号没流量了

1447
01:00:31,066 --> 01:00:33,066
真的我干脆就是被逼停播了

1448
01:00:33,166 --> 01:00:36,066
再加上工会的问题我要跟工会解约

1449
01:00:36,066 --> 01:00:37,666
然后我就换了个新号

1450
01:00:38,366 --> 01:00:39,866
切歌喵切歌喵

1451
01:00:42,100 --> 01:00:46,566
反正就就就就对方对吧对方就是

1452
01:00:46,666 --> 01:00:49,766
为什么会这样的主播也知道就是

1453
01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:51,300
可能能猜到

1454
01:00:51,300 --> 01:00:53,866
后面想想可能为什么会这样因为主播

1455
01:00:53,966 --> 01:00:56,199
主播一直都是一个挺温和的人啊

1456
01:00:56,200 --> 01:00:58,733
大家大家跟主播说一些自己的烦恼

1457
01:00:58,733 --> 01:01:01,266
说一些自己经历的事情啊什么的

1458
01:01:01,333 --> 01:01:03,599
主播一般就都会都会

1459
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:06,766
安慰安慰的就安慰的范围包括就是

1460
01:01:07,100 --> 01:01:08,200
生了什么疾病

1461
01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:09,566
最近忽然有变故啊

1462
01:01:09,566 --> 01:01:11,333
或者感情问题啊之类的

1463
01:01:11,333 --> 01:01:12,533
就你说我听

1464
01:01:12,533 --> 01:01:14,366
然后我一般我都会安慰一下

1465
01:01:14,700 --> 01:01:16,100
因为以前还不是v吗

1466
01:01:16,100 --> 01:01:17,266
对所以说有些

1467
01:01:17,266 --> 01:01:19,599
有些就是一些人都会私信给我呀

1468
01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:21,266
或者有些糯米球对

1469
01:01:21,266 --> 01:01:22,766
糯米球是我以前的粉丝团

1470
01:01:22,900 --> 01:01:25,100
然后就会私信给我然后我也会安慰

1471
01:01:25,133 --> 01:01:28,499
结果就这个哥们安慰完他之后对吧他

1472
01:01:28,766 --> 01:01:30,566
他就就就

1473
01:01:31,733 --> 01:01:35,133
他就会他觉得就是我我在我在

1474
01:01:35,133 --> 01:01:37,133
那个什么忽然提这个干嘛

1475
01:01:37,300 --> 01:01:38,933
对提这个是因为

1476
01:01:40,133 --> 01:01:41,566
那个安慰完他之后

1477
01:01:41,866 --> 01:01:44,699
呃他就有一天在直播间说

1478
01:01:44,700 --> 01:01:46,766
啊这个燕燕你真好

1479
01:01:46,766 --> 01:01:47,966
我要单推你

1480
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:49,533
我不看以前的主播

1481
01:01:50,733 --> 01:01:52,099
刚才咱们大家都PK

1482
01:01:52,100 --> 01:01:52,800
排到的这个

1483
01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:54,800
就是他以前看的那个主播

1484
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:56,900
所以我还挺有心理阴影的

1485
01:01:56,900 --> 01:01:57,700
我一看他

1486
01:01:57,733 --> 01:01:59,466
我看他头像显示不出来

1487
01:01:59,466 --> 01:02:00,766
我还以为是那个什么呢

1488
01:02:00,766 --> 01:02:03,066
我一点开一看我操这不那个谁

1489
01:02:06,166 --> 01:02:07,733
当时还没有他费呢

1490
01:02:07,733 --> 01:02:10,466
他现在20年什么时候没有他费呢

1491
01:02:12,966 --> 01:02:15,266
那我当时我还说我还傻我还很傻呀

1492
01:02:15,266 --> 01:02:15,666
你知道吧

1493
01:02:15,666 --> 01:02:18,766
我还说啊谢谢谢谢对谢谢谢谢

1494
01:02:19,766 --> 01:02:22,933
我完全没想到他是这种推法啊

1495
01:02:23,700 --> 01:02:25,900
崩溃了我真的无语了

1496
01:02:26,500 --> 01:02:27,800
我哪知道啊

1497
01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:33,133
前任文学马上把其他人拍的全退了

1498
01:02:33,133 --> 01:02:34,299
给你刷40级

1499
01:02:34,666 --> 01:02:35,799
别吧别吧

1500
01:02:36,100 --> 01:02:38,700
就在刚刚喜提之后三天皇马

1501
01:02:38,700 --> 01:02:39,566
为什么皇马了

1502
01:02:39,566 --> 01:02:40,366
什么情况

1503
01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:42,066
i'm going insane

1504
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:44,766
刚才递了个新v

1505
01:02:45,066 --> 01:02:47,399
榜一又是摇光昏过去了

1506
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:49,300
哈哈哈摇光宇宙啊

1507
01:02:49,300 --> 01:02:50,400
你永远摆脱不了

1508
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:52,933
这个走到哪里都看到太子的真是

1509
01:02:53,500 --> 01:02:55,900
燕子属于是帮人家解围了

1510
01:02:57,133 --> 01:03:01,099
我哪知道啊我哪知道这样啊

1511
01:03:01,100 --> 01:03:03,533
我要知道这样我肯定对吧

1512
01:03:03,866 --> 01:03:07,366
我是本着人道主义然后去去那个什么

1513
01:03:07,366 --> 01:03:09,166
就是你说我听吧对吧

1514
01:03:09,166 --> 01:03:10,566
我总不能说对吧对吧

1515
01:03:10,566 --> 01:03:11,566
这个这个这个

1516
01:03:11,866 --> 01:03:14,566
这个这个这个说哎呀燕子最近很烦

1517
01:03:14,566 --> 01:03:16,866
我说你烦跟我有什么关系换滚

1518
01:03:16,900 --> 01:03:19,800
我下次要是能穿越回这个过去

1519
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:21,466
我一定会这么说的

1520
01:03:22,300 --> 01:03:24,266
有的时候太太多的这个那什么

1521
01:03:24,266 --> 01:03:25,766
给自己搞很多事情

1522
01:03:25,766 --> 01:03:27,366
太子微服私访

1523
01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:29,000
我觉得他一点也不微服啊

1524
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:30,900
他到哪都穿着可可阴潮的这个

1525
01:03:30,900 --> 01:03:31,900
这个朝服

1526
01:03:32,100 --> 01:03:33,700
他一点也不微服

1527
01:03:33,700 --> 01:03:35,133
他这服挺大的

1528
01:03:37,266 --> 01:03:38,866
放屁你刚上

1529
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:42,000
哈哈哈什么鬼啊

1530
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:43,733
哎呀偷偷的看一眼

1531
01:03:44,333 --> 01:03:45,699
还热乎的是吧

1532
01:03:45,700 --> 01:03:46,300
我也不知道

1533
01:03:46,300 --> 01:03:48,300
我室友都没有黄我就黄一了

1534
01:03:48,300 --> 01:03:49,166
什么情况

1535
01:03:49,366 --> 01:03:52,199
原来是刚给605上的我不好说了

1536
01:03:52,533 --> 01:03:53,399
谢谢不存在的

1537
01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:55,466
双桨子的关注啊欢迎大家

1538
01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:01,733
主播好可爱

1539
01:04:01,733 --> 01:04:02,799
是吧我也可爱

1540
01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:03,766
瑞平太子

1541
01:04:03,766 --> 01:04:04,766
我没瑞平太子

1542
01:04:04,766 --> 01:04:05,933
我觉得太子这个

1543
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:07,666
心理承受能力还挺好的

1544
01:04:07,666 --> 01:04:09,133
咱们就随便评一评啊

1545
01:04:09,300 --> 01:04:10,500
一点也不尖锐

1546
01:04:13,266 --> 01:04:15,499
看看猪猪猪够猪吗

1547
01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:17,966
今天主播的OP还是猪之歌呢

1548
01:04:17,966 --> 01:04:18,999
愿赌服输啊

1549
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:21,866
我是一个敢于承认错误敢于拉

1550
01:04:21,866 --> 01:04:25,333
拉下脸然后跟大家那个打成一片脸

1551
01:04:25,333 --> 01:04:29,066
哈哈哈来吧来到米呀米呀的小猪圈

1552
01:04:29,066 --> 01:04:31,799
来到我的怀抱抱抱哈哈哈

1553
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:36,100
太吓人了太吓人了真的

1554
01:04:37,666 --> 01:04:40,299
搞的搞的主播现在好友都不敢加了

1555
01:04:44,966 --> 01:04:46,499
本来正常营业的号

1556
01:04:46,500 --> 01:04:48,600
可能就加个好友也没有什么吧

1557
01:04:48,600 --> 01:04:50,600
但搞的现在主播好友都不敢加了

1558
01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:52,533
就是PTS第一直到今天啊

1559
01:04:53,466 --> 01:04:54,899
切片老师干的好

1560
01:04:54,900 --> 01:04:56,533
我都怀疑切片老师是不是

1561
01:04:56,600 --> 01:04:58,066
他收了我200多

1562
01:04:58,066 --> 01:05:00,166
然后他是不是收了你们500啊

1563
01:05:00,166 --> 01:05:01,599
你们给了他双倍的价格

1564
01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:02,966
要他今天别出片

1565
01:05:02,966 --> 01:05:06,066
他高高兴兴的拿着钱然后拖走了啊

1566
01:05:06,066 --> 01:05:08,466
当然是假的我只是这个开个玩笑

1567
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:12,133
我不是帮你切了给我的片发出来了吗

1568
01:05:12,266 --> 01:05:14,666
酋长不行一人做事一人当

1569
01:05:14,666 --> 01:05:16,566
你切是你的问题

1570
01:05:16,700 --> 01:05:18,900
你切是你做的工作

1571
01:05:18,900 --> 01:05:21,133
我自己的账号没有在这个之中

1572
01:05:21,133 --> 01:05:22,966
内切出来就是我的问题

1573
01:05:23,133 --> 01:05:24,066
谢谢不存在的

1574
01:05:24,066 --> 01:05:26,499
双将子的比克拉感谢支持和丹尼尔

1575
01:05:26,700 --> 01:05:28,166
的谢谢

1576
01:05:28,866 --> 01:05:31,533
谢谢西冷的盛典门票感谢感谢

1577
01:05:32,666 --> 01:05:35,466
不就是画个猪鼻子戴一会吗

1578
01:05:35,566 --> 01:05:36,699
不就是啊

1579
01:05:36,700 --> 01:05:38,000
欢迎永远的魔力

1580
01:05:38,333 --> 01:05:40,699
不就是画个猪鼻子戴一会吗

1581
01:05:40,900 --> 01:05:41,700
嗯

1582
01:05:42,666 --> 01:05:44,466
大丈夫能屈能伸

1583
01:05:44,466 --> 01:05:45,733
我不在乎

1584
01:05:45,866 --> 01:05:46,999
一样美丽

1585
01:05:48,500 --> 01:05:51,066
去话说你的直播回放在哪里

1586
01:05:51,066 --> 01:05:53,066
直播回放在那个那个哪里

1587
01:05:53,066 --> 01:05:54,566
在那个我

1588
01:05:54,933 --> 01:05:58,333
手机端投稿的里面有一个直播回放

1589
01:05:58,333 --> 01:06:00,466
那个芬兰能看到那个里面

1590
01:06:00,533 --> 01:06:02,533
猪猪烟本来没鼻子的

1591
01:06:02,533 --> 01:06:03,933
现在反而有鼻子了

1592
01:06:03,933 --> 01:06:04,733
哎

1593
01:06:05,766 --> 01:06:07,699
本来也有的哼

1594
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:10,200
那白干了

1595
01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:11,966
抽奖是我收款码

1596
01:06:11,966 --> 01:06:12,499
主播

1597
01:06:12,500 --> 01:06:15,966
主播按照一个车费1博5-2博给你结账

1598
01:06:16,166 --> 01:06:17,466
哈哈哈

1599
01:06:20,066 --> 01:06:22,966
有的时候觉得差异化竞争真的太重要

1600
01:06:22,966 --> 01:06:23,599
了

1601
01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:26,733
感觉这种剪辑技术其实在圈外那种

1602
01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:28,800
就剪那种vlog也好

1603
01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:30,933
剪那种正常的真人露脸啊

1604
01:06:30,933 --> 01:06:32,133
不主视频也好

1605
01:06:32,333 --> 01:06:33,966
对吧就那些

1606
01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:35,133
那些视频

1607
01:06:35,133 --> 01:06:39,266
感觉技术比我们做v的直播切片要

1608
01:06:39,966 --> 01:06:41,599
好多了也自然多了

1609
01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:43,766
转场啊切镜头啊之类的

1610
01:06:43,766 --> 01:06:44,799
还要把很多段

1611
01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:46,766
那个不同的视频剪在一起

1612
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:48,933
直播回放好歹只是一段视频

1613
01:06:48,933 --> 01:06:50,199
从里面挑片段

1614
01:06:51,666 --> 01:06:54,399
就对于对于这个这个剪辑技术来说

1615
01:06:54,400 --> 01:06:55,933
可能是那种要求更高

1616
01:06:55,933 --> 01:06:58,766
反而是v圈的直播切片老师剪的好的

1617
01:06:58,766 --> 01:07:00,899
真的是一个位置难求

1618
01:07:00,900 --> 01:07:04,366
又要等又要给钱给好多好多钱

1619
01:07:04,666 --> 01:07:06,199
然后最后可能还

1620
01:07:08,066 --> 01:07:09,099
差强人意

1621
01:07:09,133 --> 01:07:10,799
只能说勉强让人满意

1622
01:07:10,800 --> 01:07:12,666
不能说让人不满意吧

1623
01:07:14,500 --> 01:07:16,366
有点嗜毒的感觉

1624
01:07:19,733 --> 01:07:21,066
哼哼

1625
01:07:22,300 --> 01:07:24,133
直播回放的芬兰

1626
01:07:26,133 --> 01:07:27,599
就是芬兰嘛

1627
01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:28,866
那个下面的

1628
01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:32,900
主播直播间的弹幕忽然不见了

1629
01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:35,700
我弹幕呢

1630
01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:38,066
我的网呢

1631
01:07:39,866 --> 01:07:40,866
啊好了

1632
01:07:41,866 --> 01:07:43,699
大家刚才说什么了

1633
01:07:44,466 --> 01:07:47,366
欢迎浩浩云虚拟直播

1634
01:07:47,366 --> 01:07:49,399
只要皮套好听声音好看就行

1635
01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:51,700
那你太欠薄了还得看点别的

1636
01:07:52,466 --> 01:07:53,666
中了变猪魔法

1637
01:07:53,666 --> 01:07:55,699
做视频是技术活加体力活

1638
01:07:55,700 --> 01:07:57,266
我制造一下就是

1639
01:07:57,266 --> 01:08:00,499
同样都是做视频感觉外面比较卷

1640
01:08:00,500 --> 01:08:00,966
尤其是

1641
01:08:00,966 --> 01:08:03,766
剪那些什么抖音才点视频的那些人

1642
01:08:03,866 --> 01:08:06,166
就虚拟圈这边就挺蓝海的

1643
01:08:06,600 --> 01:08:08,200
阿烟怎么有点可爱了

1644
01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:09,800
我一直都很可爱呀

1645
01:08:09,966 --> 01:08:12,099
自己学剪不好还剪不烂吗

1646
01:08:12,100 --> 01:08:13,166
靠人不如靠自己

1647
01:08:13,166 --> 01:08:13,999
我已经会了

1648
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:16,200
我这个账号目前投稿的所有切片

1649
01:08:16,200 --> 01:08:18,266
除了联合投稿全是我自己做的

1650
01:08:18,466 --> 01:08:22,099
我会倒是会但是就精益求精吧

1651
01:08:26,300 --> 01:08:27,700
不是都是懒够了

1652
01:08:27,700 --> 01:08:30,133
我我我做这个东西真的挺难

1653
01:08:30,133 --> 01:08:31,566
我就是想让一个人

1654
01:08:32,366 --> 01:08:32,666
想

1655
01:08:32,666 --> 01:08:35,266
找一个专业的剪辑老师帮我来整理

1656
01:08:35,266 --> 01:08:36,533
我的语言顺序

1657
01:08:36,533 --> 01:08:37,766
有的时候直

1658
01:08:37,766 --> 01:08:40,733
播跟视频表现出来的东西是不一样的

1659
01:08:40,733 --> 01:08:41,966
直播的时候你可能

1660
01:08:42,066 --> 01:08:44,533
完全能理解我的这个意思啊

1661
01:08:44,533 --> 01:08:48,333
但是做成视频显得难免有些条理混乱

1662
01:08:48,500 --> 01:08:50,300
你3本书6个录不

1663
01:08:50,300 --> 01:08:52,966
别急感冒喵

1664
01:08:54,500 --> 01:08:57,000
下次你们发打包我就瞄一下是吧

1665
01:08:57,466 --> 01:08:59,666
好像那个猫猫门铃啊

1666
01:09:00,866 --> 01:09:03,499
一圈很多都是自愿打白宫的呢

1667
01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:05,533
就我是个奇怪的人啊

1668
01:09:05,533 --> 01:09:08,399
就如果你愿意给我打白宫

1669
01:09:08,500 --> 01:09:11,133
你对我的感情已经到了愿意耗

1670
01:09:11,133 --> 01:09:12,766
费其他的时间

1671
01:09:12,766 --> 01:09:15,166
就是光是看直播开心

1672
01:09:15,166 --> 01:09:16,266
而是愿意在

1673
01:09:16,366 --> 01:09:17,566
日常生活中

1674
01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:20,800
付出休息时间来给我打罢工的冲动

1675
01:09:20,800 --> 01:09:22,800
对吧你都这么喜欢我了

1676
01:09:23,266 --> 01:09:25,933
我怎么能让你给我白干活呢

1677
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:28,500
那不就是利用你喜欢我的情感

1678
01:09:28,500 --> 01:09:31,766
然后让你让你心甘情愿的给我干活吗

1679
01:09:31,766 --> 01:09:33,333
这不是坏女人吗

1680
01:09:33,733 --> 01:09:34,766
我不好意思

1681
01:09:34,766 --> 01:09:37,866
本来就是收大家的礼物就已经其实

1682
01:09:38,066 --> 01:09:41,199
情感成本就已经很欠大家很多东西了

1683
01:09:41,200 --> 01:09:42,133
然后我再

1684
01:09:42,333 --> 01:09:42,766
我再

1685
01:09:42,766 --> 01:09:46,199
我再一边收米一边让你们帮我干活

1686
01:09:46,266 --> 01:09:48,799
我像公主一样没意思

1687
01:09:50,466 --> 01:09:53,333
主播觉得雪糕车这什么东西啊

1688
01:09:54,866 --> 01:09:56,566
闲着没事才打白宫

1689
01:09:56,566 --> 01:09:58,966
还可以骗这种其实可以给周边

1690
01:09:59,166 --> 01:10:01,099
我我一直这边都有

1691
01:10:01,100 --> 01:10:03,133
就是周边兑换的机制的

1692
01:10:03,133 --> 01:10:04,099
但是主播

1693
01:10:04,100 --> 01:10:06,266
主播只能给一些钥匙扣之类的

1694
01:10:06,266 --> 01:10:08,066
没什么太多的意义

1695
01:10:08,166 --> 01:10:08,966
对

1696
01:10:09,266 --> 01:10:12,199
谁真的干活是涂那么两个钥匙扣呀

1697
01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:14,166
也没有几块钱的东西

1698
01:10:16,066 --> 01:10:18,133
小裙子没有看过的

1699
01:10:18,133 --> 01:10:20,399
主播好像是好女人吧

1700
01:10:21,100 --> 01:10:24,500
嗯我不好意思打白宫有周边的

1701
01:10:24,700 --> 01:10:27,533
对所以大家那个什么呃

1702
01:10:28,133 --> 01:10:31,166
应该会有一些切片卖

1703
01:10:31,166 --> 01:10:32,866
已经收到了我的周边啊

1704
01:10:32,866 --> 01:10:34,599
但是也有一些还没收到的

1705
01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:35,533
因为我这边

1706
01:10:35,766 --> 01:10:38,499
做周边都是一批一批统计的

1707
01:10:40,933 --> 01:10:41,933
不是善良啊

1708
01:10:41,933 --> 01:10:44,166
我觉得就可能我一直都

1709
01:10:44,166 --> 01:10:45,933
只把自己当成一个

1710
01:10:46,700 --> 01:10:49,866
跟大家相处的人吧就平常就

1711
01:10:50,566 --> 01:10:52,899
老是蒙受大家的帮助

1712
01:10:53,166 --> 01:10:55,899
对吧我也没有干嘛我就是在这边

1713
01:10:55,933 --> 01:10:59,199
随心所欲的开心讲话然后就有人

1714
01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:00,700
帮助我然后也

1715
01:11:00,766 --> 01:11:03,566
愿意提供更多的帮助我觉得就已经

1716
01:11:03,733 --> 01:11:04,699
很开心了

1717
01:11:04,700 --> 01:11:07,533
但是更多的我觉得就是受之有愧啊

1718
01:11:08,366 --> 01:11:10,466
真给钱有几个养的亲的

1719
01:11:10,466 --> 01:11:11,899
之所以现在打算

1720
01:11:12,466 --> 01:11:15,199
给米去切一下试试看看

1721
01:11:19,533 --> 01:11:21,799
而且确实之前有过

1722
01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:23,933
给字母组开工资西宝吗

1723
01:11:23,933 --> 01:11:24,299
西宝

1724
01:11:24,300 --> 01:11:27,133
他给字母组开工资不就开出事了吗

1725
01:11:29,900 --> 01:11:32,400
这个还是很难说的

1726
01:11:32,566 --> 01:11:34,099
给你很多人也不会要

1727
01:11:34,100 --> 01:11:37,333
对啊对啊给你好多人也不会要的

1728
01:11:38,100 --> 01:11:38,900
哎

1729
01:11:39,300 --> 01:11:51,066
give me your easy easy easy

1730
01:11:54,566 --> 01:11:56,099
喜欢很多不会要的

1731
01:11:56,100 --> 01:11:59,400
对呀我都知道我我如果开口的话就

1732
01:11:59,566 --> 01:12:02,533
我想给你们米你们都不会收的

1733
01:12:02,700 --> 01:12:05,933
哈哈哈所以我就没开口嘛

1734
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:09,533
就上次就拜托酋长帮我切个片

1735
01:12:09,533 --> 01:12:11,866
然后我是想按照正常的那种

1736
01:12:11,866 --> 01:12:12,933
切片的价格

1737
01:12:12,933 --> 01:12:13,666
结给他的

1738
01:12:13,666 --> 01:12:15,566
他就不要他就不收

1739
01:12:15,566 --> 01:12:17,966
然后我所以我在这我就不敢找他了

1740
01:12:17,966 --> 01:12:19,966
我怕他我怕他又不收

1741
01:12:19,966 --> 01:12:21,333
那多尴尬呀

1742
01:12:23,966 --> 01:12:25,533
性质就变了

1743
01:12:25,666 --> 01:12:26,766
没有没有呀

1744
01:12:26,766 --> 01:12:28,899
你喜欢我你愿意为我做的事

1745
01:12:28,900 --> 01:12:29,700
我也喜欢你

1746
01:12:29,700 --> 01:12:32,733
所以我不想让你让你有损失嘛

1747
01:12:32,900 --> 01:12:36,500
对吧不知道扣什么弹幕点歌砰砰砰

1748
01:12:36,500 --> 01:12:36,800
哇

1749
01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:39,800
你今天点了一首性质非常高雅的歌耶

1750
01:12:41,100 --> 01:12:42,333
支持啊支持

1751
01:12:43,700 --> 01:12:45,700
细胞是被畜生骗了

1752
01:12:45,700 --> 01:12:47,300
哎呀他也出生了

1753
01:12:48,066 --> 01:12:49,699
我发现我会被吞弹幕

1754
01:12:58,466 --> 01:13:00,333
我能不能放这个还唱的呀

1755
01:13:01,900 --> 01:13:03,400
可不可以放一首

1756
01:13:04,333 --> 01:13:05,966
26走

1757
01:13:06,900 --> 01:13:07,700
OK

1758
01:13:09,866 --> 01:13:14,966
boom boom boom

1759
01:13:17,566 --> 01:13:26,166
boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom

1760
01:13:29,266 --> 01:13:31,733
卑微爱咖啡爱的戏奴

1761
01:13:31,733 --> 01:13:32,966
你追我吧

1762
01:13:33,300 --> 01:13:34,933
那等下我给你切回来吧

1763
01:13:39,700 --> 01:13:41,100
差个微差什么微啊

1764
01:13:41,100 --> 01:13:41,933
恰恰恰

1765
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:45,200
没有没有现实有有事情

1766
01:13:45,200 --> 01:13:47,166
小组作业有事来联系我

1767
01:13:47,166 --> 01:13:48,666
他们在问我评分的事情

1768
01:13:48,666 --> 01:13:51,299
所以我一边在回一边给大家直播

1769
01:13:51,300 --> 01:13:51,933
对不起啊

1770
01:13:51,933 --> 01:13:52,733
因为这个

1771
01:13:52,866 --> 01:13:53,599
学校的事情

1772
01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:55,600
有的时候还是需要沟通一下的

1773
01:13:55,933 --> 01:13:56,699
看有的微

1774
01:13:56,700 --> 01:13:59,133
把剪辑卖的努力当做理所当然

1775
01:13:59,133 --> 01:14:00,566
真的会血压上升

1776
01:14:00,966 --> 01:14:03,533
当周围的所有人都是对你

1777
01:14:03,700 --> 01:14:04,966
特别好的时候

1778
01:14:04,966 --> 01:14:05,866
你就分不出来

1779
01:14:05,866 --> 01:14:08,066
这种好是不是理所应当的了

1780
01:14:08,133 --> 01:14:10,933
所有人都捧着鲜花带着笑脸

1781
01:14:10,933 --> 01:14:12,199
迎着你的时候

1782
01:14:12,300 --> 01:14:14,100
那谁捧的鲜花不够大

1783
01:14:14,100 --> 01:14:15,800
谁捧的花不够鲜艳

1784
01:14:15,933 --> 01:14:17,566
谁就成了不合群的那个

1785
01:14:17,566 --> 01:14:19,399
反而成了有错的那个了

1786
01:14:21,100 --> 01:14:24,366
所以全肯定全蒙蒙人的氛围

1787
01:14:24,500 --> 01:14:26,600
真的很会让人迷失的

1788
01:14:26,600 --> 01:14:28,600
大家都不是圣人啊所以

1789
01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:32,400
其他的办法

1790
01:14:32,400 --> 01:14:35,200
只有不让自己置身于那种范围内吧

1791
01:14:35,200 --> 01:14:36,666
如果你置身于那种范围

1792
01:14:36,666 --> 01:14:37,933
你就很难避免了

1793
01:14:37,933 --> 01:14:39,566
每个人都是一样的

1794
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:42,733
哥们也想听砰砰砰

1795
01:14:42,733 --> 01:14:45,066
你们两个人在我直播间秀恩爱

1796
01:14:45,066 --> 01:14:46,466
相敬如宾是吧

1797
01:14:46,466 --> 01:14:47,799
啊你说这个

1798
01:14:47,800 --> 01:14:49,733
阿香说要听草子点的歌

1799
01:14:49,733 --> 01:14:51,666
草子说要听阿香点的歌

1800
01:14:51,666 --> 01:14:53,166
哈哈哈干嘛

1801
01:14:54,200 --> 01:14:55,400
晚上好冬夜

1802
01:14:55,900 --> 01:14:59,000
你去领宝格丽金劲爆跳舞街了

1803
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:00,366
哈哈哈什么鬼

1804
01:15:00,566 --> 01:15:02,566
给主播讲解只因为我想解

1805
01:15:02,566 --> 01:15:04,999
你想解还不是喜欢我想浣熊

1806
01:15:05,066 --> 01:15:06,066
听懂了没有

1807
01:15:06,866 --> 01:15:10,166
爸爸真拜拜了啊好吧

1808
01:15:11,933 --> 01:15:13,799
哈诺克罗森斯

1809
01:15:14,100 --> 01:15:18,700
蒂米纳德莫西兹尼尼库莫西蒂

1810
01:15:19,333 --> 01:15:22,999
莫西亚洛南基本乌鲁洛克队

1811
01:15:23,500 --> 01:15:27,466
雷蒙斯拉斯蒂索马伊迪斯里等等

1812
01:15:28,466 --> 01:15:29,366
欢迎牛奶

1813
01:15:30,700 --> 01:15:32,366
他真的我哭死

1814
01:15:32,366 --> 01:15:33,699
别哭死别哭死

1815
01:15:33,700 --> 01:15:35,000
正常人正常人

1816
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:37,000
大家大家别别这样老是吹

1817
01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:39,200
捧主播主播会会飘的

1818
01:15:39,600 --> 01:15:39,800
主播

1819
01:15:39,800 --> 01:15:42,400
会在星期四以外的时间吃肯德基吗

1820
01:15:42,400 --> 01:15:42,966
我会的

1821
01:15:42,966 --> 01:15:46,333
我教大家怎么怎么那个平常的时候吃

1822
01:15:46,500 --> 01:15:49,766
吃那个肯德基吃那个比较便宜一点啊

1823
01:15:49,766 --> 01:15:51,699
就大家都用大众点评吧

1824
01:15:51,700 --> 01:15:54,600
我一般都在大众点评上面买那个券啊

1825
01:15:55,333 --> 01:15:57,166
好金的牌子哇

1826
01:15:58,500 --> 01:16:00,333
他是他是西蒙优单推人

1827
01:16:00,333 --> 01:16:02,166
牛奶西蒙优单推人我记得

1828
01:16:06,600 --> 01:16:07,966
肥猫你在呀

1829
01:16:07,966 --> 01:16:10,066
参战一块点歌2050

1830
01:16:10,066 --> 01:16:11,533
你怎么还听2050的

1831
01:16:12,566 --> 01:16:15,366
可是哥们从初中听砰砰砰听到现在的

1832
01:16:15,366 --> 01:16:15,999
我也听

1833
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:19,466
你听过那个那个静音的那个版本吗

1834
01:16:19,466 --> 01:16:20,866
我听那个比较多

1835
01:16:21,266 --> 01:16:23,099
周四以外吃MG

1836
01:16:27,566 --> 01:16:29,766
你们汉堡王比肯德基贵1.5倍

1837
01:16:29,766 --> 01:16:30,899
别以为我不知道

1838
01:16:35,333 --> 01:16:37,099
你用大众点评的卷

1839
01:16:37,100 --> 01:16:39,966
买那个蛋挞跟老北京鸡肉卷

1840
01:16:39,966 --> 01:16:41,766
价格就特别的划算

1841
01:16:41,900 --> 01:16:43,466
你要是用其他的话

1842
01:16:44,333 --> 01:16:47,299
你要直接在小程序买的话那就贼贵了

1843
01:16:47,300 --> 01:16:49,733
但是你可以就大众点评卷的话

1844
01:16:49,733 --> 01:16:52,133
没有比疯狂星期四贵太多呀

1845
01:16:52,866 --> 01:16:55,366
我一般都是弄个卷啊然后在店员这个

1846
01:16:55,466 --> 01:16:56,133
呃

1847
01:16:56,133 --> 01:16:58,933
每次我跟他说我要扫大众点评的卷

1848
01:16:58,933 --> 01:17:00,066
他总是看我一眼

1849
01:17:00,066 --> 01:17:01,966
我不知道他看我这眼什么意思啊

1850
01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:04,166
反正这个他也不跟我说什么对吧

1851
01:17:04,166 --> 01:17:06,099
你也不能说因为我用大众点评卷

1852
01:17:06,100 --> 01:17:07,133
我不想出去点单

1853
01:17:07,133 --> 01:17:08,766
你就喷我吧哈哈哈

1854
01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:13,700
汉堡王25吃到撑

1855
01:17:13,700 --> 01:17:15,900
谁说的汉堡王25能吃到撑啊

1856
01:17:15,966 --> 01:17:18,366
你们去汉堡王不吃洋葱圈的人

1857
01:17:18,366 --> 01:17:21,166
人生真的是就灰暗了一半啊

1858
01:17:21,166 --> 01:17:21,966
对

1859
01:17:22,900 --> 01:17:26,266
大家不吃汉堡王的粗薯跟这个洋葱圈

1860
01:17:26,266 --> 01:17:28,766
我觉得真的就失去了全部的意义

1861
01:17:29,466 --> 01:17:31,933
平时的咖啡要吃不起的

1862
01:17:33,666 --> 01:17:34,899
也挺贵的

1863
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:37,300
因为2050有一个角色是郁郁

1864
01:17:37,300 --> 01:17:37,866
我也郁郁

1865
01:17:37,866 --> 01:17:39,533
你别郁郁别郁郁

1866
01:17:39,533 --> 01:17:40,333
哎呀真是的

1867
01:17:40,333 --> 01:17:41,799
以前不是挺阳光的吗

1868
01:17:42,066 --> 01:17:43,933
对吧以前不是挺阳光的吗

1869
01:17:44,366 --> 01:17:45,333
别郁郁啊

1870
01:17:46,900 --> 01:17:49,166
因为KFC现在都在搞自助点餐

1871
01:17:49,166 --> 01:17:51,333
对所以每次我都去这个吧台点

1872
01:17:51,333 --> 01:17:53,399
感觉像一个刚刚进城的土狗一样

1873
01:17:53,400 --> 01:17:54,533
但是我不在乎

1874
01:17:54,933 --> 01:17:57,799
因为因为这个这样点真的能省好多钱

1875
01:17:59,733 --> 01:18:01,466
汉堡王大薯永远的神

1876
01:18:01,466 --> 01:18:03,166
汉堡王那个薯条是粗的

1877
01:18:03,166 --> 01:18:05,933
粗薯蘸番茄酱特别的好吃

1878
01:18:06,066 --> 01:18:07,133
我个人代表

1879
01:18:07,133 --> 01:18:08,133
我个人觉得

1880
01:18:08,133 --> 01:18:11,366
所有这个蘸黑胡椒粉撒粗盐的都

1881
01:18:11,800 --> 01:18:12,533
不能臭啊

1882
01:18:12,533 --> 01:18:13,333
不能臭

1883
01:18:13,466 --> 01:18:16,066
你不吃番茄酱你吃薯条有什么意义呢

1884
01:18:16,066 --> 01:18:16,866
对吧

1885
01:18:18,200 --> 01:18:19,733
没吃过汉堡王

1886
01:18:20,166 --> 01:18:21,333
还是挺好吃的

1887
01:18:21,333 --> 01:18:22,533
尤其那个洋葱圈

1888
01:18:22,533 --> 01:18:24,799
刚刚炸出来的时候特别的香

1889
01:18:24,866 --> 01:18:26,333
其他的吧就

1890
01:18:26,933 --> 01:18:29,933
一般般我觉得一般般嗯

1891
01:18:38,966 --> 01:18:40,766
学到了回国靠这个省钱

1892
01:18:40,766 --> 01:18:42,266
给米呀米呀打米

1893
01:18:42,300 --> 01:18:43,300
好呀好呀

1894
01:18:43,300 --> 01:18:45,200
哈哈好呀好呀

1895
01:18:46,133 --> 01:18:48,533
号数5宝加鸡块加中暑

1896
01:18:48,533 --> 01:18:50,399
加中可乐完全足够了

1897
01:18:50,400 --> 01:18:51,366
那倒也是

1898
01:18:55,266 --> 01:18:56,799
肯德基25能吃个啥

1899
01:18:56,800 --> 01:18:58,566
能吃一个板烧鸡腿堡

1900
01:18:59,166 --> 01:19:02,166
主播12岁以前最喜欢的肯德基单品

1901
01:19:02,166 --> 01:19:03,799
新奥尔良烤鸡腿堡

1902
01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:06,133
小的时候依稀记得他是那种

1903
01:19:06,266 --> 01:19:08,999
有两个拳头那么大的长方形汉堡啊

1904
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:11,400
现在就是拿到手就一个手

1905
01:19:11,400 --> 01:19:13,366
大概也就那么大一点点

1906
01:19:15,666 --> 01:19:18,066
省钱还得看麦当劳穷鬼套餐

1907
01:19:18,066 --> 01:19:19,733
对两个随心配啊

1908
01:19:19,733 --> 01:19:21,966
真的是吃到撑特别的开心

1909
01:19:26,400 --> 01:19:29,400
你看主播着急或者要坐长途车的时候

1910
01:19:29,400 --> 01:19:31,066
就去买一袋麦当劳啊

1911
01:19:31,133 --> 01:19:32,366
一个香芋派

1912
01:19:32,400 --> 01:19:36,100
然后那个一个汉堡再加一个什么来着

1913
01:19:36,900 --> 01:19:38,066
再加一杯喝的

1914
01:19:38,900 --> 01:19:40,133
主播的手大了

1915
01:19:40,133 --> 01:19:41,499
原来不是汉堡小了呀

1916
01:19:41,500 --> 01:19:43,200
我还以为是汉堡小了呢

1917
01:19:44,266 --> 01:19:45,599
板烧不是m的

1918
01:19:45,600 --> 01:19:47,466
新奥尔良烤鸡腿堡

1919
01:19:47,466 --> 01:19:48,999
就是板烧的那个感觉

1920
01:19:50,200 --> 01:19:52,800
谢谢麦老的关注520关注

1921
01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:57,566
麦香鸡还有那个云子原味鸡

1922
01:19:57,566 --> 01:19:58,933
真的好吃吗

1923
01:19:59,700 --> 01:20:00,766
真的好吃吗

1924
01:20:00,766 --> 01:20:03,866
那个11块钱一份吧还12来着

1925
01:20:03,966 --> 01:20:05,399
不知道有没有涨价呀

1926
01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:07,333
主播出国这段时间它涨价了吗

1927
01:20:07,333 --> 01:20:11,066
我记得以前好像1112这样子的欢迎花花

1928
01:20:12,800 --> 01:20:16,133
穷鬼套餐吃到撑的不是勉强果腹

1929
01:20:19,266 --> 01:20:20,733
有没有可能你是男的

1930
01:20:20,733 --> 01:20:21,866
我是女的

1931
01:20:28,366 --> 01:20:29,699
主播你的鼻子怎么了

1932
01:20:29,700 --> 01:20:33,000
主播没有如约在周末愁出来搞

1933
01:20:33,133 --> 01:20:35,199
所以主播主播

1934
01:20:35,666 --> 01:20:38,499
今天当小猪一天

1935
01:20:39,900 --> 01:20:42,366
两份三份主食一份可乐

1936
01:20:42,366 --> 01:20:44,166
对啊都是两个嘛

1937
01:20:44,566 --> 01:20:46,299
啊原来是

1938
01:20:46,733 --> 01:20:48,933
对不起救命啊

1939
01:20:49,500 --> 01:20:51,733
对不起哎呀我错了

1940
01:20:53,333 --> 01:20:54,133
哈哈哈

1941
01:20:55,400 --> 01:20:58,400
为什么为什么主播是文盲啊

1942
01:20:58,400 --> 01:21:01,133
主播是男女同学呀哈哈哈

1943
01:21:03,533 --> 01:21:04,333
哎呀

1944
01:21:14,300 --> 01:21:15,800
相见断了

1945
01:21:16,466 --> 01:21:18,333
我不想活了

1946
01:21:21,466 --> 01:21:24,733
我不知道在哪里留学我在加拿大

1947
01:21:25,700 --> 01:21:27,866
一天就不是播嘎了

1948
01:21:29,133 --> 01:21:32,066
之前一个女同事汉堡王吃一个

1949
01:21:32,166 --> 01:21:32,966
当成环保

1950
01:21:32,966 --> 01:21:34,333
差点撑吐了

1951
01:21:34,400 --> 01:21:36,933
你这女同事饭量也太小了

1952
01:21:37,766 --> 01:21:40,266
啊我一直觉得去饭店哪之类的

1953
01:21:40,266 --> 01:21:42,099
会不会有人一直都在卷啊

1954
01:21:42,100 --> 01:21:44,166
就是怎么说呢

1955
01:21:45,200 --> 01:21:46,733
去食堂打饭的时候

1956
01:21:46,733 --> 01:21:48,199
总能看到一些妹妹啊

1957
01:21:48,200 --> 01:21:50,866
他就那个饭就只打那么一点点

1958
01:21:50,866 --> 01:21:53,999
一两米饭还是半两米饭就那么一小团

1959
01:21:54,000 --> 01:21:56,333
我不知道两是什么样的概念一小团

1960
01:21:56,333 --> 01:21:57,466
一点点点

1961
01:21:57,733 --> 01:22:00,866
对然后他就说他吃撑了吃饱了

1962
01:22:00,866 --> 01:22:02,466
就是我看到这种东西时候

1963
01:22:02,466 --> 01:22:03,799
可能因为我是逮捕吧

1964
01:22:03,800 --> 01:22:06,133
所以我看到的时候我一般都是

1965
01:22:07,266 --> 01:22:08,533
像看到那种文学

1966
01:22:08,533 --> 01:22:10,766
哎呀这个妈妈包的饺子太好吃了

1967
01:22:10,766 --> 01:22:13,099
可惜我一般对吧只能吃两个

1968
01:22:13,100 --> 01:22:15,933
今天我吃了3个差点撑吐了q v q

1969
01:22:16,066 --> 01:22:18,399
哎呀这个这个这个妈妈包饺子

1970
01:22:18,400 --> 01:22:19,100
这个这个

1971
01:22:19,100 --> 01:22:21,366
太香了哎呀下次我只能吃

1972
01:22:21,366 --> 01:22:23,499
两个了撑吐了对胃不好

1973
01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:24,666
就我

1974
01:22:24,666 --> 01:22:27,599
我都觉得看到了这种文学的实体化呀

1975
01:22:28,366 --> 01:22:30,733
可能比美颜面还想吃啊

1976
01:22:30,733 --> 01:22:34,799
这样做3层环保最多加半杯可乐

1977
01:22:34,866 --> 01:22:37,566
哎怎么这歌被被被被切掉了

1978
01:22:39,200 --> 01:22:41,266
调个声音怎么就被切了

1979
01:22:42,866 --> 01:22:43,999
欢迎收尾

1980
01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:45,600
人家人的安全吗

1981
01:22:45,600 --> 01:22:47,533
我这边目前没出什么事情

1982
01:22:47,533 --> 01:22:49,899
但是这东西都是幸存者偏差呀

1983
01:22:52,800 --> 01:22:54,266
你就整好一个7层

1984
01:22:54,266 --> 01:22:56,199
加一个霸王鸡和加一个安格斯

1985
01:22:56,200 --> 01:22:58,466
正环保我觉得暴饮暴食是不好的

1986
01:22:58,466 --> 01:23:00,099
暴饮暴食是一种坏习惯

1987
01:23:00,200 --> 01:23:02,500
别叫我主人啊别叫我主人

1988
01:23:02,500 --> 01:23:04,166
带着可可饮者牌的叫我主人

1989
01:23:04,166 --> 01:23:05,666
我们这下不好说了

1990
01:23:06,466 --> 01:23:09,333
美丽一朵蓝蓝一

1991
01:23:14,266 --> 01:23:17,166
片一片一朵i love you

1992
01:23:21,366 --> 01:23:23,933
你出个视频主播给你报销啊

1993
01:23:23,933 --> 01:23:26,466
别别他他万一真的能吃这么多呢

1994
01:23:26,466 --> 01:23:27,666
主播报不起

1995
01:23:27,900 --> 01:23:28,866
主播报不起

1996
01:23:28,866 --> 01:23:31,333
他他应该是真的能吃这么多的嗯

1997
01:23:31,800 --> 01:23:35,100
胖妹妹胖胖妹妹胖胖妹

1998
01:23:35,100 --> 01:23:38,066
胖妹胖胖妹妹胖妹妹

1999
01:23:38,133 --> 01:23:42,566
胖胖妹胖妹妹妹胖胖妹妹妹胖胖妹

2000
01:23:42,566 --> 01:23:47,399
胖妹胖胖妹妹胖妹妹妹妹胖妹胖妹妹

2001
01:23:52,366 --> 01:23:54,666
天天吃这么多就是规日饮食

2002
01:23:54,666 --> 01:23:57,133
偶尔吃一吃要泡一泡是吧

2003
01:23:57,666 --> 01:23:58,566
呃呃

2004
01:23:59,500 --> 01:24:01,300
只能说难崩啊

2005
01:24:03,733 --> 01:24:04,533
你好

2006
01:24:05,966 --> 01:24:08,599
一顿饭吃两天的热量这样不好

2007
01:24:08,600 --> 01:24:09,500
对胃不好

2008
01:24:09,566 --> 01:24:12,266
但主播现在是一顿饭吃一天的热量

2009
01:24:12,266 --> 01:24:13,766
然后一天都不吃饭了

2010
01:24:13,766 --> 01:24:15,099
这样真的很赖了

2011
01:24:15,133 --> 01:24:16,666
现身说法对吧

2012
01:24:16,666 --> 01:24:18,866
我我用自己来做那个什么

2013
01:24:19,000 --> 01:24:21,533
做做做一个举例的这个对象

2014
01:24:21,533 --> 01:24:23,133
说明这个真的很赖

2015
01:24:26,066 --> 01:24:27,466
等等一下等一下

2016
01:24:27,700 --> 01:24:28,900
我要充个电

2017
01:24:28,933 --> 01:24:30,499
我再不充电的话要干

2018
01:24:44,333 --> 01:24:44,933
吓我一跳

2019
01:24:44,933 --> 01:24:47,766
手机差点差点差点差点差点掉地上去

2020
01:24:47,766 --> 01:24:49,933
了哈喽哈喽大家好

2021
01:24:50,166 --> 01:24:51,299
欢迎水果王

2022
01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:01,733
no empty love

2023
01:25:11,800 --> 01:25:13,966
之前减肥的时候就是一天一顿

2024
01:25:13,966 --> 01:25:15,966
减肥虽然要吃掉热量缺口啊

2025
01:25:15,966 --> 01:25:17,533
但是理论上来说

2026
01:25:18,133 --> 01:25:20,266
我记得有一个说法呀

2027
01:25:20,266 --> 01:25:21,866
就是如果你

2028
01:25:21,900 --> 01:25:24,300
你的身体习惯了这个低消耗的话

2029
01:25:24,300 --> 01:25:25,666
他就特别容易反弹

2030
01:25:26,533 --> 01:25:27,333
然后冉冉

2031
01:25:27,966 --> 01:25:30,799
对如果你身体习惯了这个消耗很低

2032
01:25:30,800 --> 01:25:33,200
然后你减下来了之后虽然减的快

2033
01:25:33,200 --> 01:25:35,066
但是他很容易反弹

2034
01:25:36,100 --> 01:25:38,166
原来主播是机器人对的

2035
01:25:38,166 --> 01:25:40,333
要充电的尾巴要充电的

2036
01:25:41,400 --> 01:25:44,066
谢谢小灰灰的牛吧还来着

2037
01:25:46,133 --> 01:25:48,899
然然这不是你最喜欢的米燕蜜啊

2038
01:25:49,266 --> 01:25:52,366
我不是人人最喜欢的米燕蜜啊哈哈

2039
01:25:53,133 --> 01:25:55,099
我是人人最喜欢的

2040
01:25:55,300 --> 01:25:57,133
呃米燕小猪

2041
01:25:58,666 --> 01:25:59,466
嘿嘿

2042
01:26:00,066 --> 01:26:01,866
主播的disco的小了吗

2043
01:26:01,866 --> 01:26:03,366
是我的微信啊哎呀

2044
01:26:04,133 --> 01:26:06,466
all the boys in the club like who is she

2045
01:26:06,500 --> 01:26:07,733
all we want here is love

2046
01:26:07,733 --> 01:26:08,966
but it's so empty

2047
01:26:09,000 --> 01:26:11,100
你能叫我小瘦老爷子吗

2048
01:26:11,100 --> 01:26:12,666
我觉得你的年龄不至于

2049
01:26:12,966 --> 01:26:13,699
buy me a drink

2050
01:26:13,700 --> 01:26:16,100
all the boys in the club they starting to sting

2051
01:26:16,100 --> 01:26:18,500
i'm just walking around in a baseball team

2052
01:26:18,500 --> 01:26:20,733
don't want no empty love

2053
01:26:37,000 --> 01:26:38,566
还是有点头疼

2054
01:26:38,566 --> 01:26:42,933
昨天干完活之后眼睛酸头疼

2055
01:26:45,300 --> 01:26:47,300
今天又看到了

2056
01:26:48,000 --> 01:26:51,266
秀特的新视频好想狠狠的抽他

2057
01:26:51,600 --> 01:26:54,400
你就知道我这边人气不高

2058
01:26:54,400 --> 01:26:56,400
然后可以随便发言是吧

2059
01:26:56,400 --> 01:26:57,366
就在就在

2060
01:26:57,366 --> 01:26:59,599
就在叶叶的直播间狠狠的发病

2061
01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:02,266
明天给你录下来明天给你录下来

2062
01:27:02,566 --> 01:27:04,933
好吧谢谢小灰灰的支持欢迎等你来

2063
01:27:04,933 --> 01:27:05,733
这个等

2064
01:27:05,766 --> 01:27:08,899
家里养了个小虎斑猫家人叫他小灰灰

2065
01:27:08,900 --> 01:27:11,066
哎呀你也是小虎斑猫了

2066
01:27:11,200 --> 01:27:12,600
就在这里发癫

2067
01:27:12,600 --> 01:27:15,133
你不可以在这里发癫别在这里发癫

2068
01:27:15,166 --> 01:27:15,899
可以切吗

2069
01:27:15,900 --> 01:27:17,733
把它切下来吧把它切下来吧

2070
01:27:17,733 --> 01:27:18,533
这个

2071
01:27:18,533 --> 01:27:21,899
呃叶然在不在直播间的路拨切片啊

2072
01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:24,600
然然多说点这个我在听啊

2073
01:27:24,900 --> 01:27:26,266
多说点我在听呢

2074
01:27:33,200 --> 01:27:34,900
想必粘上播放密码

2075
01:27:34,900 --> 01:27:37,100
这个切片一定会大爆特爆吧

2076
01:27:38,066 --> 01:27:39,666
对不起了然然

2077
01:27:39,900 --> 01:27:42,900
可是我真的很需要这个爆款切片对吧

2078
01:27:42,900 --> 01:27:45,100
为了早日摆脱猪鼻的命运

2079
01:27:45,266 --> 01:27:46,699
谁说在直播间

2080
01:27:46,733 --> 01:27:48,966
投稿切片一定要投稿自己的呢

2081
01:27:48,966 --> 01:27:50,666
明天主播就投稿这个

2082
01:27:51,200 --> 01:27:53,566
一人对发癫切片非常好切

2083
01:27:53,700 --> 01:27:54,666
一个小时

2084
01:27:54,666 --> 01:27:56,466
27分钟53秒的时候

2085
01:27:56,466 --> 01:27:58,266
啊轴已经被我标记完了

2086
01:27:58,533 --> 01:28:01,133
被切下来了当场就被切了

2087
01:28:01,166 --> 01:28:03,866
哈哈哈怎么有人给我卷呢

2088
01:28:03,866 --> 01:28:06,699
不行我自己有一手录播呀我要当场切

2089
01:28:06,700 --> 01:28:07,500
好吧

2090
01:28:10,766 --> 01:28:12,266
别拽别拽

2091
01:28:12,600 --> 01:28:13,400
哎呀

2092
01:28:14,266 --> 01:28:16,666
母后能给我来点竹板炒肉吗

2093
01:28:16,666 --> 01:28:18,766
别急你的福气还在后头呢

2094
01:28:18,766 --> 01:28:20,766
妖怪我的切片马上出来

2095
01:28:20,766 --> 01:28:22,666
你记得点个联合投稿啊

2096
01:28:23,866 --> 01:28:25,133
这种嗯蹭冉冉是吧

2097
01:28:25,133 --> 01:28:28,366
对主播一直都是对吧哈哈哈

2098
01:28:28,466 --> 01:28:31,899
哎呀这下主播成为吸血吸血小猪了

2099
01:28:39,133 --> 01:28:42,333
你的福气还在后头呢

2100
01:28:42,566 --> 01:28:44,566
哈哈哈哈

2101
01:28:45,066 --> 01:28:48,366
主播希望可宝可谢冉冉

2102
01:28:48,766 --> 01:28:50,999
哈哈哈没有没有

2103
01:28:51,000 --> 01:28:53,666
开玩笑的咱们咱们咱们开玩笑咱们不

2104
01:28:53,666 --> 01:28:54,999
是不是这样的人呢

2105
01:28:55,000 --> 01:28:57,200
我主播一直都是克己富里

2106
01:28:57,200 --> 01:29:00,000
一直都非常的自持啊从来不这样的

2107
01:29:00,266 --> 01:29:02,166
以后搞不好还要吸我

2108
01:29:02,800 --> 01:29:03,066
对吧

2109
01:29:03,066 --> 01:29:05,266
为了把你养起来你先吸一口我吧

2110
01:29:05,266 --> 01:29:07,066
然后等你长起来我再吸吸你

2111
01:29:07,066 --> 01:29:08,366
吸吸你的快

2112
01:29:08,366 --> 01:29:09,699
哈哈哈

2113
01:29:09,900 --> 01:29:13,000
只能说来到主播直播间难逃一吸啊

2114
01:29:13,000 --> 01:29:14,900
能来点绿茶吗主人

2115
01:29:18,933 --> 01:29:21,766
知道早上早间档有很多

2116
01:29:21,766 --> 01:29:24,499
特别可爱又好看的主播啊

2117
01:29:24,733 --> 01:29:27,966
但是谢谢大家选择了我

2118
01:29:28,000 --> 01:29:29,066
就算是你们

2119
01:29:29,066 --> 01:29:31,766
想要看其他主播也没关系的

2120
01:29:31,866 --> 01:29:33,599
去陪别的姐姐吧

2121
01:29:33,666 --> 01:29:36,699
我我我真的不会伤心的

2122
01:29:36,700 --> 01:29:39,533
因为你只要有一点点时间留给我

2123
01:29:39,566 --> 01:29:41,199
我就会真的很高兴

2124
01:29:42,800 --> 01:29:45,300
知足是人类最好的美德

2125
01:29:45,366 --> 01:29:47,899
我我已经很知足了

2126
01:29:50,966 --> 01:29:53,299
等你们玩的开心之后

2127
01:29:53,300 --> 01:29:54,866
记得回来看一看我

2128
01:29:56,300 --> 01:29:57,333
拜拜喵

2129
01:29:58,966 --> 01:30:01,333
哈哈哈别呀

2130
01:30:02,900 --> 01:30:05,366
烂了哎全烂完了

2131
01:30:05,366 --> 01:30:08,266
别呀拨拨小烟喵嘿嘿嘿

2132
01:30:08,566 --> 01:30:10,533
拨拨小烟嗯

2133
01:30:18,500 --> 01:30:20,266
别霍霍呀

2134
01:30:20,533 --> 01:30:22,066
别走好吗

2135
01:30:22,700 --> 01:30:25,533
我错了准备能换套衣服吗不要

2136
01:30:38,133 --> 01:30:42,066
我骗了个人进来他说你皮图不符哎

2137
01:30:42,333 --> 01:30:44,099
我封面不就这皮吗

2138
01:30:46,466 --> 01:30:48,333
哎呀小尾巴在哪呀

2139
01:30:48,533 --> 01:30:50,166
哎呀我看别哭了

2140
01:30:50,166 --> 01:30:52,399
别笑我去找冉冉开播了

2141
01:30:52,400 --> 01:30:53,666
不要啊不要

2142
01:30:53,666 --> 01:30:55,699
快回来让我当冉冉的代餐吧

2143
01:30:55,700 --> 01:30:56,666
即使是你们

2144
01:30:56,866 --> 01:30:59,133
你们只把我当成代餐哈哈哈

2145
01:30:59,133 --> 01:31:01,066
我也会很感恩大家的

2146
01:31:04,533 --> 01:31:05,866
我的诈骗图案

2147
01:31:05,866 --> 01:31:06,899
什么诈骗图案

2148
01:31:07,600 --> 01:31:08,400
哎

2149
01:31:09,766 --> 01:31:10,966
你们要看哪个

2150
01:31:18,733 --> 01:31:20,366
Coco Coco

2151
01:31:24,333 --> 01:31:25,133
这个吗

2152
01:31:26,866 --> 01:31:28,166
哦哎

2153
01:31:29,666 --> 01:31:31,566
主播我是谁的代餐

2154
01:31:33,400 --> 01:31:34,666
做自己啊做自己

2155
01:31:39,466 --> 01:31:41,966
冬装怎么怎么是冬装呀

2156
01:31:43,066 --> 01:31:45,766
不这个时间穿冬装会捂出痱子的

2157
01:31:45,766 --> 01:31:47,933
我直播已经很久没有穿过冬装了

2158
01:31:55,266 --> 01:31:58,399
谢谢马克偷217的比克拉

2159
01:31:58,400 --> 01:31:59,300
谢谢你的支持

2160
01:31:59,300 --> 01:32:00,466
或者你爱丽爱豆

2161
01:32:00,466 --> 01:32:02,499
他喜欢看哪个发型哪个发色呀

2162
01:32:02,500 --> 01:32:03,566
冬装什么

2163
01:32:03,566 --> 01:32:05,133
情况啊哎

2164
01:32:07,300 --> 01:32:09,200
碰到你灯光

2165
01:32:14,600 --> 01:32:15,733
谢谢关注

2166
01:32:23,100 --> 01:32:23,900
这样吗

2167
01:32:28,666 --> 01:32:29,899
太热了吧

2168
01:32:29,900 --> 01:32:32,466
谁大夏天穿长袖啊

2169
01:32:33,166 --> 01:32:34,466
太热了

2170
01:32:38,100 --> 01:32:40,900
蹦蹦哒哒骂我无忌怒耶

2171
01:32:42,166 --> 01:32:43,333
无忌怒耶

2172
01:32:44,533 --> 01:32:48,666
哇呀呀那爱吃的可耐呢猛的抢到大

2173
01:32:48,733 --> 01:32:51,299
谁的英语买来拿电影记得好

2174
01:32:51,300 --> 01:32:55,600
戏弄我的糖的口袋里有那那那那

2175
01:33:01,966 --> 01:33:03,299
那那那

2176
01:33:04,600 --> 01:33:06,400
开16度空调好吗

2177
01:33:06,600 --> 01:33:08,266
加大度

2178
01:33:08,766 --> 01:33:12,066
虽然他是一个看起来挺寒冷的国家

2179
01:33:12,066 --> 01:33:13,266
但是他也不可能

2180
01:33:13,766 --> 01:33:15,166
像像那个什么

2181
01:33:15,733 --> 01:33:17,266
天天住冰屋子啊

2182
01:33:17,766 --> 01:33:18,933
主播没有空调啊

2183
01:33:18,933 --> 01:33:21,599
这个家庭什么条件还用的起空调

2184
01:33:23,066 --> 01:33:23,899
那也冷吗

2185
01:33:23,900 --> 01:33:24,466
穿这么厚

2186
01:33:24,466 --> 01:33:26,133
他们想看我的冬装

2187
01:33:28,166 --> 01:33:31,133
主要夏天哪有没有冬装的呀

2188
01:33:33,900 --> 01:33:36,600
how can i do that i know nothing

2189
01:33:45,266 --> 01:33:46,299
还是换回来吧

2190
01:33:46,300 --> 01:33:47,666
你们想看这个波吗

2191
01:33:47,666 --> 01:33:49,166
想看这个波扣1啊

2192
01:33:49,500 --> 01:33:51,333
呃这个不想看这个波扣1啊

2193
01:33:51,333 --> 01:33:52,733
不想看这个波扣1

2194
01:33:54,900 --> 01:33:58,133
大夏天的穿个毛衣真太奇怪了

2195
01:34:02,166 --> 01:34:02,999
啊

2196
01:34:03,766 --> 01:34:04,566
啊

2197
01:34:05,333 --> 01:34:07,733
啊不过这个皮只有一个好处

2198
01:34:07,733 --> 01:34:10,066
就是嫌弃人的时候更凶一点

2199
01:34:10,066 --> 01:34:10,999
你们看着没有

2200
01:34:14,533 --> 01:34:16,933
嫌弃人的时候看起来很凶嗯

2201
01:34:24,266 --> 01:34:25,066
想看

2202
01:34:25,866 --> 01:34:27,199
龚师傅哎

2203
01:34:29,066 --> 01:34:30,266
公式服是什么东西

2204
01:34:36,766 --> 01:34:38,866
公式服对吧

2205
01:34:38,866 --> 01:34:40,966
刚才穿着公式服等下回来

2206
01:34:46,266 --> 01:34:51,399
哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒

2207
01:34:53,533 --> 01:34:54,333
哒

2208
01:35:00,800 --> 01:35:01,600
哒哒

2209
01:35:08,133 --> 01:35:11,366
想看百合营业波波

2210
01:35:11,800 --> 01:35:13,933
假的假的百合都是假的

2211
01:35:16,066 --> 01:35:18,599
主播才不会才不会百合呢

2212
01:35:18,766 --> 01:35:20,299
百合营业都是假的

2213
01:35:20,966 --> 01:35:23,366
燕宝我今天搬宿舍加油

2214
01:35:24,933 --> 01:35:26,266
等着快递着

2215
01:35:26,966 --> 01:35:28,899
你们搬完之后这个这个用

2216
01:35:28,900 --> 01:35:30,200
会不会有学校要求

2217
01:35:30,200 --> 01:35:32,366
就是男生帮女生搬宿舍呀

2218
01:35:32,800 --> 01:35:34,700
应该都自己搬自己的吧

2219
01:35:35,133 --> 01:35:37,599
主播我给你出个对子你对怎么样

2220
01:35:37,600 --> 01:35:39,066
哈哈哈嗯

2221
01:35:39,333 --> 01:35:40,966
这么有挑战性的活动

2222
01:35:40,966 --> 01:35:42,999
主播这个文化人真是太喜欢了

2223
01:35:49,100 --> 01:35:52,800
卡拉卡拉拉卡要买卡哇斯的西玛塔

2224
01:35:52,933 --> 01:35:55,199
拜拜蒙黑密衣妈咪

2225
01:35:55,200 --> 01:35:57,300
大雨滴答滴答走吗

2226
01:35:57,300 --> 01:36:00,333
QQ q卡从梦里电视嘛长大

2227
01:36:00,500 --> 01:36:01,800
当你拉下电流

2228
01:36:01,900 --> 01:36:04,500
谢谢风萧萧的疯子关注感谢支持

2229
01:36:10,900 --> 01:36:12,666
对着呢对着呢

2230
01:36:14,300 --> 01:36:15,766
而且有志愿者

2231
01:36:16,166 --> 01:36:18,266
这要是放到晚上啊

2232
01:36:18,266 --> 01:36:19,699
又要被打拳了

2233
01:36:19,700 --> 01:36:21,333
哎呀我们男生吃冷斗

2234
01:36:21,333 --> 01:36:23,466
什么时候能站起来什么时候才能

2235
01:36:23,766 --> 01:36:27,099
对吧生出来咱都不帮女生搬宿舍

2236
01:36:27,100 --> 01:36:29,566
小仙女特权哈哈哈

2237
01:36:30,500 --> 01:36:31,900
大家都愿意吗

2238
01:36:32,133 --> 01:36:34,699
生活里面可能还没有那么那什么吧

2239
01:36:35,333 --> 01:36:40,266
琴瑟琵琶八大王各路头角

2240
01:36:40,900 --> 01:36:47,566
酷的在彩虹玛丽瓦斯顿星巴塔bye bye bye

2241
01:36:56,100 --> 01:36:57,133
能百度吗

2242
01:36:58,066 --> 01:36:59,366
能能百度吗

2243
01:37:00,300 --> 01:37:01,933
能能百度吗

2244
01:37:10,000 --> 01:37:12,966
什么魑魅魍魉然后呢

2245
01:37:16,900 --> 01:37:18,966
4小鬼哈哈

2246
01:37:19,766 --> 01:37:22,333
什么鬼呀不觉得百度吗

2247
01:37:22,566 --> 01:37:24,766
b a e gonna blow your brain

2248
01:37:24,766 --> 01:37:25,899
blow your brain

2249
01:37:26,933 --> 01:37:29,166
Gengkai Hoochie Nuki Bang

2250
01:37:29,333 --> 01:37:32,966
oh oh oh let's get started with this

2251
01:37:35,733 --> 01:37:38,099
琴瑟琵琶八大王

2252
01:37:38,200 --> 01:37:40,800
一班头面魑魅魍魉四小鬼

2253
01:37:40,800 --> 01:37:42,266
还真是四小鬼啊

2254
01:37:42,400 --> 01:37:43,733
各样肚肠

2255
01:37:45,933 --> 01:37:47,799
在金融射雕一书中

2256
01:37:47,800 --> 01:37:50,566
朱子柳和黄蓉对着这个对子

2257
01:37:53,500 --> 01:37:54,900
但有所变化

2258
01:37:54,933 --> 01:37:56,266
互相讽刺

2259
01:37:57,066 --> 01:37:59,799
在证实上这个对的是纪晓岚对的

2260
01:38:00,333 --> 01:38:02,333
你是不是对纪晓岚看多了

2261
01:38:02,333 --> 01:38:04,799
你上次说看纪晓岚你正在对这个是吧

2262
01:38:05,666 --> 01:38:07,666
满朝文武无一能对啊

2263
01:38:07,700 --> 01:38:10,466
然后这个他他他们现在对的是吧

2264
01:38:13,333 --> 01:38:14,766
nothing too hard

2265
01:38:15,266 --> 01:38:19,266
just something you're mine tonight tonight

2266
01:38:19,600 --> 01:38:20,866
baby

2267
01:38:22,100 --> 01:38:26,933
come back to the sky we're out of so bright so bright

2268
01:38:27,066 --> 01:38:29,366
surprise stay down

2269
01:38:29,800 --> 01:38:32,900
so they told her that her eyes is candy like a diamond

2270
01:38:32,900 --> 01:38:35,700
one and only through the sign of stupid girls

2271
01:38:35,700 --> 01:38:37,133
show me just coming

2272
01:38:37,133 --> 01:38:38,766
and express your feeling

2273
01:38:39,133 --> 01:38:41,133
for once in your life

2274
01:38:41,333 --> 01:38:45,466
we'll never collide tonight tonight

2275
01:38:47,666 --> 01:38:49,733
everybody let it bang

2276
01:38:50,400 --> 01:38:52,966
oh oh oh b a e

2277
01:38:53,133 --> 01:38:55,066
也不知道这情话现在怎么样

2278
01:38:55,066 --> 01:38:56,666
没有在抄短歌行

2279
01:38:56,666 --> 01:38:59,533
抄到古色催生就想起来怎么怎么

2280
01:38:59,666 --> 01:39:01,366
怎么还抄短歌行啊

2281
01:39:01,666 --> 01:39:03,699
阿香最近在修身养性吧

2282
01:39:04,800 --> 01:39:06,766
谢谢往事随风的关注

2283
01:39:06,866 --> 01:39:08,133
等你爱你感动

2284
01:39:11,100 --> 01:39:11,900
然后

2285
01:39:12,400 --> 01:39:13,466
哦哦

2286
01:39:14,300 --> 01:39:16,466
本来今天说我播到12点的

2287
01:39:16,466 --> 01:39:19,266
但是可能两个小时左右也就下了

2288
01:39:20,066 --> 01:39:21,066
主要是

2289
01:39:22,200 --> 01:39:25,466
今天今天那个等下可能还有点事

2290
01:39:25,700 --> 01:39:34,166
the cheese all the flavor can boots call me boomer cheese

2291
01:39:45,800 --> 01:39:46,600
纳闷

2292
01:39:49,666 --> 01:39:52,566
就上次我说考的贼差的那个

2293
01:39:52,900 --> 01:39:54,333
心理学考试

2294
01:39:55,066 --> 01:39:56,899
今天收到了教授的一封

2295
01:39:57,066 --> 01:39:58,733
也不能说是罪己照

2296
01:39:58,733 --> 01:40:00,299
也不能说是什么东西啊

2297
01:40:00,600 --> 01:40:04,133
贼长我本来以为他都我看着标题

2298
01:40:04,133 --> 01:40:05,933
说关于第一次期中考试

2299
01:40:05,933 --> 01:40:07,799
我在想怎么关于第一次中考

2300
01:40:07,800 --> 01:40:09,200
第一次中考怎么了

2301
01:40:09,500 --> 01:40:11,133
结果他发了一大堆

2302
01:40:11,133 --> 01:40:14,499
就是那个奥特录那个界面上大概

2303
01:40:14,733 --> 01:40:18,999
呃1233页就我还在想怎么这是这什么

2304
01:40:19,000 --> 01:40:20,533
就是通告信吗

2305
01:40:20,533 --> 01:40:21,266
还是什么

2306
01:40:21,266 --> 01:40:23,699
结果一看他说啊这个大家呀

2307
01:40:23,700 --> 01:40:25,900
我我今天仔细的看了一下

2308
01:40:25,900 --> 01:40:27,100
啊对我还没看

2309
01:40:27,166 --> 01:40:29,566
仔细的看了一下我们的这个成绩

2310
01:40:31,166 --> 01:40:32,933
这个大家的这个分数啊

2311
01:40:32,933 --> 01:40:34,999
比我想象中要低很多

2312
01:40:35,100 --> 01:40:37,266
对这个想象是想象

2313
01:40:37,266 --> 01:40:38,933
比我想象中要低很多呀

2314
01:40:38,966 --> 01:40:41,499
我预测吧虽然我们这个题目有难度

2315
01:40:41,500 --> 01:40:42,866
虽然我们题量很大

2316
01:40:42,900 --> 01:40:45,400
虽然我们有各种各样的问题但是

2317
01:40:45,800 --> 01:40:47,900
我觉得我们应该对

2318
01:40:47,900 --> 01:40:48,766
我觉得我们

2319
01:40:48,766 --> 01:40:51,599
我们这个成绩比我想象中要低好多呀

2320
01:40:51,866 --> 01:40:54,899
就大家不应该是这么低的分数啊

2321
01:40:54,966 --> 01:40:55,366
然后

2322
01:40:55,366 --> 01:40:58,566
然后这个比其他的班级也要低好多

2323
01:40:58,700 --> 01:41:00,466
为什么呢怎么回事呢

2324
01:41:00,533 --> 01:41:03,199
然后他说哎这个分布起来这个这个

2325
01:41:03,500 --> 01:41:06,100
实在是太太困难了呀

2326
01:41:06,100 --> 01:41:06,900
说

2327
01:41:07,466 --> 01:41:09,133
咱班大部分人基本

2328
01:41:09,133 --> 01:41:11,533
上都都打了个五六十分的

2329
01:41:11,533 --> 01:41:13,899
没有没有没有人打很高的分

2330
01:41:13,966 --> 01:41:16,299
大家基本都打了个五六十分的

2331
01:41:16,300 --> 01:41:18,400
这个一般来说不应该这样

2332
01:41:20,066 --> 01:41:22,533
对吧我发现有一些我能改变的事情

2333
01:41:22,533 --> 01:41:24,366
然后我可以就

2334
01:41:24,566 --> 01:41:26,599
给你们提高一点点成绩啊

2335
01:41:26,600 --> 01:41:27,366
对吧

2336
01:41:27,366 --> 01:41:30,699
就给你们稍微往高的哎提那么一点点

2337
01:41:33,866 --> 01:41:35,299
下次考试的时候吧

2338
01:41:35,300 --> 01:41:37,066
我希望这个我可以

2339
01:41:37,166 --> 01:41:39,733
通过一些其他的手段控制一下难度

2340
01:41:39,733 --> 01:41:42,299
让大家都考的分像个人一样

2341
01:41:42,300 --> 01:41:44,666
我估计是他出这个题太难了然后

2342
01:41:44,866 --> 01:41:46,466
我也是我考的也不好

2343
01:41:46,466 --> 01:41:48,299
我也是那个挺低的

2344
01:41:49,933 --> 01:41:51,399
你去溜达一下冉冉的皮鞭

2345
01:41:51,400 --> 01:41:52,766
主播你的眼怎么这么怪呀

2346
01:41:52,766 --> 01:41:53,766
我在看他的那个

2347
01:41:53,766 --> 01:41:55,699
那个东西一看就是声源问题

2348
01:41:55,700 --> 01:41:57,000
还可真可能是

2349
01:41:57,200 --> 01:41:59,600
下播之前能来一首黎明的全是爱吗

2350
01:41:59,600 --> 01:42:00,900
可以呀没问题

2351
01:42:04,200 --> 01:42:05,866
主播的消息怎么这么多

2352
01:42:05,866 --> 01:42:07,199
都是一个人发的

2353
01:42:16,066 --> 01:42:17,533
退学通知总来着

2354
01:42:18,700 --> 01:42:20,466
练练字练字好运

2355
01:42:21,300 --> 01:42:22,300
别走好吗

2356
01:42:22,300 --> 01:42:24,733
主播等下等下可能还有点事情

2357
01:42:30,966 --> 01:42:32,366
小男友什么小男友

2358
01:42:32,366 --> 01:42:33,566
小主的事情

2359
01:42:33,933 --> 01:42:35,799
有什么小男友发

2360
01:42:42,500 --> 01:42:42,866
这歌

2361
01:42:42,866 --> 01:42:45,533
听起来怎么好像也不太不太对劲啊

2362
01:42:49,133 --> 01:42:50,599
主播有男朋友吗

2363
01:42:50,600 --> 01:42:52,500
没有啊没有没有没有没有

2364
01:42:52,500 --> 01:42:53,666
以后也不打算有

2365
01:42:53,666 --> 01:42:55,399
有的话肯定会告诉你们

2366
01:42:59,533 --> 01:43:02,533
哥也挺符合大喵喵的性格呀

2367
01:43:08,866 --> 01:43:10,599
然然有专业的录播主就得问

2368
01:43:10,600 --> 01:43:13,500
然然然然然然你有专业的录播主了吗

2369
01:43:13,500 --> 01:43:14,566
然然

2370
01:43:17,366 --> 01:43:20,266
刚刚消息的提示是这边是我这边的

2371
01:43:20,266 --> 01:43:21,666
是我这边的是

2372
01:43:22,066 --> 01:43:23,766
主播可以把提示关掉吗

2373
01:43:23,766 --> 01:43:26,099
可以我把那个那个什么退掉吧

2374
01:43:28,100 --> 01:43:29,300
我把微信退掉吧

2375
01:43:29,300 --> 01:43:31,500
主要就是他们讨论的时候我怕我不在

2376
01:43:31,500 --> 01:43:33,100
等下这个错过东西

2377
01:43:33,500 --> 01:43:35,200
我把微信退了没关系

2378
01:43:35,700 --> 01:43:36,933
以前传说

2379
01:43:37,866 --> 01:43:39,766
我笑素芬有一年出的菜

2380
01:43:39,766 --> 01:43:42,199
但是成绩开根号然后成死

2381
01:43:44,300 --> 01:43:46,866
开个号诚实好像还挺不错的呀对吧

2382
01:43:46,866 --> 01:43:48,599
你要开个号的话这个

2383
01:43:50,300 --> 01:43:52,133
9分就是30分对吧

2384
01:43:52,133 --> 01:43:55,699
这个这个这个36分就能及格了

2385
01:43:55,766 --> 01:43:57,766
但是就是就比较高分的

2386
01:43:57,766 --> 01:43:59,966
比如说这个这个你打个81

2387
01:43:59,966 --> 01:44:02,999
他也只会给你上升到那个那个什么

2388
01:44:03,400 --> 01:44:06,266
90左右啊感觉这还挺合理的

2389
01:44:07,166 --> 01:44:10,366
这个就是宝丽金金宝跳舞机

2390
01:44:10,366 --> 01:44:11,599
我被你掉了是吧

2391
01:44:11,600 --> 01:44:14,333
我看这歌手是黎明我以为是正经人呢

2392
01:44:15,566 --> 01:44:16,966
小女友什么上

2393
01:44:16,966 --> 01:44:18,066
上过了再上

2394
01:44:18,066 --> 01:44:21,099
生气了上个提督吧我当你小女友

2395
01:44:21,100 --> 01:44:23,100
哈哈哈

2396
01:44:24,000 --> 01:44:25,966
谢谢我们这个这个什么

2397
01:44:25,966 --> 01:44:29,466
我们直播间的1换1一直都是传统美德

2398
01:44:29,466 --> 01:44:31,399
满分400 开哥好诚实

2399
01:44:32,533 --> 01:44:36,299
浪完了意思是又扑都不够哦

2400
01:44:36,400 --> 01:44:39,100
行胜热情什么都占有

2401
01:44:39,866 --> 01:44:41,466
哦没事的对吧

2402
01:44:41,466 --> 01:44:44,099
两个人齐聚在主播的这个见长群里面

2403
01:44:44,100 --> 01:44:46,900
然后每天琴瑟和鸣抗力恩爱

2404
01:44:46,900 --> 01:44:48,533
这个一次是非常的棒啊

2405
01:44:48,533 --> 01:44:50,133
很符合主播对于这个

2406
01:44:50,166 --> 01:44:52,666
这个看管人的情侣的传统预期啊

2407
01:44:52,666 --> 01:44:52,933
对吧

2408
01:44:52,933 --> 01:44:55,866
都什么年代还在这个看传统主播

2409
01:44:55,866 --> 01:44:58,366
主播的这个这个群里面

2410
01:44:58,566 --> 01:45:01,066
呃有香香软软的魅力啊

2411
01:45:01,933 --> 01:45:03,533
别尬黑我是美少女

2412
01:45:03,533 --> 01:45:04,766
你皮套还没做完呢吧

2413
01:45:04,766 --> 01:45:06,599
皮套没做完之前不是美少女啊

2414
01:45:06,733 --> 01:45:07,899
现在还不是

2415
01:45:08,133 --> 01:45:10,933
黎明是歌手啊怎么就不是正经人

2416
01:45:11,333 --> 01:45:13,266
他我知道他是正经人

2417
01:45:13,266 --> 01:45:16,333
但是你你点这首歌在我直播间放

2418
01:45:16,333 --> 01:45:17,399
就不是很正经啊

2419
01:45:17,400 --> 01:45:18,200
你知道吧

2420
01:45:25,133 --> 01:45:25,799
不是他

2421
01:45:25,800 --> 01:45:27,733
在在我心里印象不是会唱

2422
01:45:27,733 --> 01:45:28,999
这种歌的人的

2423
01:45:35,866 --> 01:45:37,566
其实之前有个出版皮套

2424
01:45:37,566 --> 01:45:38,866
不过之后没有我的想法

2425
01:45:38,866 --> 01:45:39,899
不然说说

2426
01:45:41,366 --> 01:45:43,466
是设计上面的改变吗

2427
01:45:44,733 --> 01:45:48,766
你的评价是没看见统一当男的

2428
01:45:54,800 --> 01:45:57,466
买了一啲铁袜熟

2429
01:45:57,466 --> 01:46:00,166
你一啲套马骝喇

2430
01:46:02,100 --> 01:46:04,566
随时踢一下你吗

2431
01:46:04,566 --> 01:46:07,199
买了一啲铁袜手

2432
01:46:07,200 --> 01:46:09,933
你一啲套袜手喇

2433
01:46:12,466 --> 01:46:13,933
哼就是膨胀

2434
01:46:14,600 --> 01:46:15,766
什么叫膨胀

2435
01:46:24,866 --> 01:46:26,733
主播的总督全都出道了

2436
01:46:26,733 --> 01:46:28,799
之前没人看主播真是

2437
01:46:29,400 --> 01:46:29,866
主播

2438
01:46:29,866 --> 01:46:31,966
总督出完道是不是就有一人传媒了

2439
01:46:31,966 --> 01:46:33,966
天顶现在也有自己的人设了

2440
01:46:34,600 --> 01:46:36,666
天顶那个人设就就

2441
01:46:37,166 --> 01:46:39,366
本来本来我问他要不要给他做个皮套

2442
01:46:39,366 --> 01:46:40,933
他说不要哈哈哈

2443
01:46:40,933 --> 01:46:42,666
他说不要他不要那就不要了

2444
01:46:42,666 --> 01:46:45,533
之后主播省米了这个天顶

2445
01:46:45,533 --> 01:46:46,666
天顶有人设了

2446
01:46:46,666 --> 01:46:47,566
然后那个

2447
01:46:49,066 --> 01:46:51,933
机长的话他那个人设也是中离变铁

2448
01:46:52,466 --> 01:46:55,733
然后那个莫高高的现在好像没消息

2449
01:46:56,600 --> 01:46:58,700
姚光要出道东一要出道

2450
01:46:58,700 --> 01:47:00,800
然然已经开始直播了

2451
01:47:01,866 --> 01:47:04,399
颜如霍老师也曾经是v圈

2452
01:47:04,400 --> 01:47:06,066
第一男虚拟主播呀

2453
01:47:06,066 --> 01:47:08,566
对吧主播这这呃这

2454
01:47:08,566 --> 01:47:12,066
直播间这个一次是出道的风水宝地了

2455
01:47:12,966 --> 01:47:14,866
原来v圈流行总督出道

2456
01:47:14,866 --> 01:47:17,066
对啊倾城了不就是吗

2457
01:47:20,966 --> 01:47:22,933
力米呀米呀重回底边

2458
01:47:22,933 --> 01:47:24,166
别助力了

2459
01:47:24,200 --> 01:47:25,066
今天

2460
01:47:25,166 --> 01:47:27,766
今天那个上一个舰长明天就能看到

2461
01:47:27,766 --> 01:47:28,866
主播米呀米啊

2462
01:47:28,866 --> 01:47:31,899
这个重回130件就可以看主播笑话了

2463
01:47:32,500 --> 01:47:34,900
就可以看主播的笑话了对吧

2464
01:47:34,900 --> 01:47:36,300
这个看主播笑话的

2465
01:47:36,300 --> 01:47:38,400
这个机不可失时不再来啊

2466
01:47:39,600 --> 01:47:40,866
青城有皮套吗

2467
01:47:40,866 --> 01:47:42,266
我说的木青城峦

2468
01:47:42,366 --> 01:47:44,133
木青城峦有好多皮的

2469
01:47:45,600 --> 01:47:47,133
凌霄玲不是我的总督啊

2470
01:47:47,133 --> 01:47:50,099
对他出不出道这个漠不关心哈哈哈

2471
01:47:55,200 --> 01:47:56,133
k子哥也是

2472
01:47:56,133 --> 01:47:57,366
k k也是我的总督啊

2473
01:47:57,366 --> 01:47:59,799
但是k k k k直接那个什么了

2474
01:48:00,566 --> 01:48:02,099
这个直接办社团了

2475
01:48:02,100 --> 01:48:02,966
他更厉害

2476
01:48:08,466 --> 01:48:10,999
对千城的那个皮草做的真的挺好的

2477
01:48:17,600 --> 01:48:18,600
感情淡了

2478
01:48:18,600 --> 01:48:20,466
燕子感情深一口闷了

2479
01:48:20,466 --> 01:48:22,099
主播不喝酒反转了

2480
01:48:22,400 --> 01:48:24,900
不是不是我开玩笑的我怎么会这样

2481
01:48:24,900 --> 01:48:26,366
没有没有没有啊没有啊

2482
01:48:26,900 --> 01:48:28,500
下个月什么时候出来我也去捧

2483
01:48:28,500 --> 01:48:31,466
场啊感觉最近这个这个主播挂的船

2484
01:48:31,466 --> 01:48:32,666
已经越来越多的

2485
01:48:32,666 --> 01:48:34,733
都是咱们观众的这个船了

2486
01:48:35,666 --> 01:48:37,899
我好饿呀哎

2487
01:48:41,900 --> 01:48:42,933
不行我还挺惦记

2488
01:48:42,933 --> 01:48:44,133
我偷偷拿着我手机

2489
01:48:44,133 --> 01:48:45,966
看一眼他们在说什么呢

2490
01:49:02,700 --> 01:49:04,200
我也好饿呀

2491
01:49:05,100 --> 01:49:06,466
快去吃中饭了

2492
01:49:06,466 --> 01:49:08,199
大家都吃中饭的时间了

2493
01:49:08,200 --> 01:49:10,966
12点啊啊不对刚11点啊

2494
01:49:10,966 --> 01:49:12,999
那那个11点的话还得再等一会

2495
01:49:13,000 --> 01:49:14,066
别急别急

2496
01:49:17,533 --> 01:49:18,399
仔细想想

2497
01:49:18,400 --> 01:49:21,300
我出道的想法已酝酿了快一年了

2498
01:49:21,700 --> 01:49:23,600
怎么做的做的这么慢呢

2499
01:49:23,966 --> 01:49:25,066
快做快做

2500
01:49:25,733 --> 01:49:27,099
为什么做的这么慢

2501
01:49:27,733 --> 01:49:29,799
刚刚那要好色啊

2502
01:49:30,566 --> 01:49:32,599
这个待机表情好谢

2503
01:49:32,600 --> 01:49:33,900
刚刚那要好色

2504
01:49:33,900 --> 01:49:34,733
什么东西

2505
01:49:34,800 --> 01:49:36,533
什么东西色什么东西谢

2506
01:49:41,133 --> 01:49:42,933
我家的冰箱又没有菜了

2507
01:49:42,933 --> 01:49:43,799
出去买呀

2508
01:49:45,400 --> 01:49:47,200
我打算回国出道

2509
01:49:47,200 --> 01:49:48,100
没事的没事

2510
01:49:48,100 --> 01:49:50,266
主播可以帮你去找关机户啊

2511
01:49:50,266 --> 01:49:51,666
主播有运营的好友

2512
01:49:51,666 --> 01:49:54,366
对谁在国外有开播相关的困难

2513
01:49:54,366 --> 01:49:55,733
我可以去找运营问

2514
01:49:56,566 --> 01:49:57,966
本来年初就想搞这个

2515
01:49:57,966 --> 01:49:59,466
前几个月一堆事情

2516
01:49:59,766 --> 01:50:01,599
主要现在档期越排越慢

2517
01:50:01,600 --> 01:50:02,933
然后现在要开始

2518
01:50:03,133 --> 01:50:03,599
开始

2519
01:50:03,600 --> 01:50:06,300
那个弄的话可能要到好久好久之后了

2520
01:50:06,466 --> 01:50:07,499
我直播间到的

2521
01:50:07,500 --> 01:50:08,133
菠萝菠萝

2522
01:50:08,133 --> 01:50:10,699
搭了随便整个几千的皮套玩玩

2523
01:50:10,700 --> 01:50:11,966
主要就是等工期

2524
01:50:11,966 --> 01:50:13,366
价格不是问题啊

2525
01:50:14,900 --> 01:50:15,933
价格不是问题

2526
01:50:15,933 --> 01:50:18,966
主要就是等工期等的太慢了很久很久

2527
01:50:19,700 --> 01:50:21,733
谢谢柠檬水芝士的贝克拉

2528
01:50:21,733 --> 01:50:23,099
感谢支持后的你

2529
01:50:23,100 --> 01:50:26,333
挨着一个道谢谢谢谢嗯嗯

2530
01:50:30,800 --> 01:50:34,466
我当时有认识的话是这个倒不至于

2531
01:50:36,366 --> 01:50:38,099
那就好啊那挺好的

2532
01:50:38,100 --> 01:50:38,933
我也有认识的

2533
01:50:38,933 --> 01:50:40,799
坏事给你点坏事推荐你看

2534
01:50:40,800 --> 01:50:42,666
你要你要多少钱的

2535
01:50:42,666 --> 01:50:43,466
对

2536
01:50:43,966 --> 01:50:46,133
你你对那个质量要稳定

2537
01:50:46,133 --> 01:50:48,266
还是要跟别人不太一样的

2538
01:50:48,266 --> 01:50:51,333
比如说你要是约约头发妈妈呀

2539
01:50:51,333 --> 01:50:53,566
或者是你要约那个如宾妈

2540
01:50:53,566 --> 01:50:54,466
妈呀之类的

2541
01:50:54,466 --> 01:50:55,499
对你要约紫妍

2542
01:50:55,500 --> 01:50:58,533
那他们其实就质量都很稳定都很高

2543
01:50:58,533 --> 01:51:01,133
但是就一个问题就是他们画太多皮了

2544
01:51:01,300 --> 01:51:02,366
对真的他们

2545
01:51:02,400 --> 01:51:03,533
他们画的皮套

2546
01:51:03,533 --> 01:51:06,399
没有150个也得有个100个了

2547
01:51:06,400 --> 01:51:07,966
就你老能看到

2548
01:51:07,966 --> 01:51:09,999
而且他们画风很标志很固定

2549
01:51:10,000 --> 01:51:12,266
老能看到脸是一样的然后

2550
01:51:12,366 --> 01:51:14,766
就头发换发型换发色换衣服

2551
01:51:14,766 --> 01:51:16,566
其实感觉还是一个人的那种

2552
01:51:16,666 --> 01:51:18,933
那种因为他们画风太稳定了

2553
01:51:19,533 --> 01:51:23,299
嗯我推荐一个很厉害张舌头哈哈哈

2554
01:51:24,400 --> 01:51:26,900
哎呀我要下播了我听到有人回来了

2555
01:51:26,900 --> 01:51:29,133
这个这个妖姬也是回家了

2556
01:51:29,133 --> 01:51:30,966
我要把我的东西撤走了

2557
01:51:31,500 --> 01:51:34,200
我在想要不要跟他白嫖一个算了

2558
01:51:34,700 --> 01:51:36,733
我可以在线下架着他给我画

2559
01:51:36,733 --> 01:51:39,533
可以啊你就拿拿拿着刀架着他

2560
01:51:41,066 --> 01:51:43,066
紫妍的孩子长得好多呀

2561
01:51:45,200 --> 01:51:47,966
个个色紫妍本来就挺色的

2562
01:51:48,266 --> 01:51:49,766
哈喽哈喽我要走了

2563
01:51:49,766 --> 01:51:50,599
我现在就走

2564
01:51:51,300 --> 01:51:52,100
啊

2565
01:51:53,133 --> 01:51:55,333
为什么我不行

2566
01:51:57,700 --> 01:51:58,666
你怎么了

2567
01:52:01,266 --> 01:52:03,966
你成为了我们家唯一一个

2568
01:52:04,366 --> 01:52:05,666
不是单身的人

2569
01:52:07,666 --> 01:52:09,866
有进展等一下

2570
01:52:09,866 --> 01:52:10,566
这个这个

2571
01:52:10,566 --> 01:52:12,933
闺蜜之间有分享一下情感的进展了

2572
01:52:12,933 --> 01:52:14,566
我要我要我要我要喝喜酒了

2573
01:52:14,566 --> 01:52:15,299
大家等一会啊

2574
01:52:15,300 --> 01:52:16,200
稍等一下

2575
01:52:17,766 --> 01:52:19,066
这做的都啥呀

2576
01:52:19,133 --> 01:52:23,666
看一下鸡蛋炒炒炒什么炒辣椒

2577
01:52:23,933 --> 01:52:26,299
这小鸡炖蘑菇啊

2578
01:52:26,666 --> 01:52:28,699
呃麻婆豆腐肉末

2579
01:52:28,733 --> 01:52:30,799
这什么老母鸡汤

2580
01:52:31,466 --> 01:52:33,333
哇好厉害

2581
01:52:34,666 --> 01:52:38,299
拜拜呢哈哈哈就是我唱歌多好是吧

2582
01:52:39,066 --> 01:52:42,599
亲什么久保连的哈哈哈拜拜

2583
01:52:42,600 --> 01:52:43,366
没有没有啊

2584
01:52:43,366 --> 01:52:45,299
这个这个这个我还不下播

2585
01:52:46,500 --> 01:52:48,866
我今天坐在大皮卡的副驾校

2586
01:52:51,400 --> 01:52:52,700
他不提了个皮卡吗

2587
01:52:52,933 --> 01:52:53,733
嗯嗯

2588
01:52:54,266 --> 01:52:55,533
皮卡酷吗

2589
01:52:55,533 --> 01:52:58,999
挺酷的然后他今天我不是昨天就是

2590
01:52:59,200 --> 01:53:01,066
去办那个一个活动

2591
01:53:01,200 --> 01:53:04,366
然后就是办那个活动然后他

2592
01:53:04,966 --> 01:53:07,933
就是路过就去拿手机壳了然后看到了

2593
01:53:07,933 --> 01:53:09,999
行车记录仪我现在已经买了

2594
01:53:14,566 --> 01:53:18,366
好贵呀直接就给我帖子整整最好的

2595
01:53:18,466 --> 01:53:19,266
然后就给他

2596
01:53:19,266 --> 01:53:22,266
我就看我们妖姬多大方对吧对吧

2597
01:53:22,266 --> 01:53:24,533
对对自己抠抠门门

2598
01:53:24,533 --> 01:53:26,366
然后对这个这个这个

2599
01:53:26,500 --> 01:53:28,533
这个这个可爱的人对吧

2600
01:53:28,533 --> 01:53:30,666
这个这个200刀对吧

2601
01:53:30,666 --> 01:53:31,333
眼都不眨

2602
01:53:31,333 --> 01:53:33,533
我们妖姬真的是个特别好的女孩

2603
01:53:34,466 --> 01:53:36,733
哈哈哈干嘛我在夸你呢

2604
01:53:36,733 --> 01:53:37,766
夸张分享

2605
01:53:37,966 --> 01:53:40,299
然后然后我们就在那整整整吗

2606
01:53:40,300 --> 01:53:43,166
然后说要转我钱说啊他说

2607
01:53:56,266 --> 01:53:58,199
他不一样说他没充电吗

2608
01:53:58,333 --> 01:54:00,599
然后他就把车发动着了然后

2609
01:54:01,566 --> 01:54:03,699
那一块说用户21还挺好的

2610
01:54:03,700 --> 01:54:05,333
哎呦坐坐车

2611
01:54:05,466 --> 01:54:08,966
坐待会小点声小点乐乐猪睡着了

2612
01:54:08,966 --> 01:54:09,966
小点声小点声

2613
01:54:10,133 --> 01:54:12,899
好人卡百合屯裂开我们CP毕业了

2614
01:54:12,900 --> 01:54:13,900
我健身毕业了

2615
01:54:13,900 --> 01:54:14,766
好吧这个这个

2616
01:54:14,766 --> 01:54:16,199
姐妹找到真正的幸福

2617
01:54:16,200 --> 01:54:18,100
已经不需要我这个备胎了对吧

2618
01:54:18,400 --> 01:54:20,200
主播唯一的功能就是这个

2619
01:54:20,200 --> 01:54:22,533
一只猫扒在灶台边上给他做饭

2620
01:54:22,533 --> 01:54:23,866
今天没有我

2621
01:54:23,866 --> 01:54:26,199
妖姬也吃到了可爱的四菜一汤啊

2622
01:54:26,200 --> 01:54:27,000
所以这个我

2623
01:54:27,100 --> 01:54:29,566
我们已经我们这个CP已经毕业了

2624
01:54:29,566 --> 01:54:32,133
哈哈哈哈啊

2625
01:54:32,366 --> 01:54:33,599
欢迎大家啊

2626
01:54:33,700 --> 01:54:35,966
什么好人看百合成裂开本来就是好人

2627
01:54:36,000 --> 01:54:37,266
这小猫多麻烦

2628
01:54:37,266 --> 01:54:38,766
我呀我呀怎么了

2629
01:54:39,666 --> 01:54:40,533
嗯你说

2630
01:54:43,800 --> 01:54:45,933
嗯你每天去钓鱼

2631
01:54:46,333 --> 01:54:47,933
你怎么以后都不用这房间

2632
01:54:47,933 --> 01:54:49,066
你不会要搬走了吧

2633
01:54:49,066 --> 01:54:50,266
你别吓我

2634
01:54:50,266 --> 01:54:51,299
我们我们家

2635
01:54:51,300 --> 01:54:53,100
我们这个家不能没有你

2636
01:54:53,100 --> 01:54:54,166
我不学习了

2637
01:54:54,200 --> 01:54:56,600
啊你不学习了嗯

2638
01:54:59,866 --> 01:55:00,666
啊

2639
01:55:01,600 --> 01:55:02,466
啊好热

2640
01:55:05,933 --> 01:55:06,733
嗯

2641
01:55:12,766 --> 01:55:14,566
他说他背着你过去

2642
01:55:15,300 --> 01:55:16,600
他抱着你过去

2643
01:55:26,500 --> 01:55:29,166
我为了你我高低也得停在前面

2644
01:55:29,200 --> 01:55:31,766
前面就是离超市门口很近的地方

2645
01:55:32,333 --> 01:55:34,566
那超市没给你俩铺个红毯

2646
01:55:34,566 --> 01:55:37,533
然后放个结婚进行曲这样你俩走着

2647
01:55:37,733 --> 01:55:39,199
小点声小点声

2648
01:55:40,300 --> 01:55:41,100
怎么了谢

2649
01:55:41,100 --> 01:55:42,533
谢谢谢关注

2650
01:55:47,000 --> 01:55:48,666
哈哈哈哈

2651
01:55:49,200 --> 01:55:50,133
这个这个

2652
01:55:51,133 --> 01:55:54,266
哎哎等会啊这个这个妖姬在看弹幕啊

2653
01:55:54,266 --> 01:55:56,766
你们不要在这说骂他傻逼等会再骂

2654
01:55:58,900 --> 01:56:00,533
不是他们他们从来不攻击你

2655
01:56:00,533 --> 01:56:01,933
没事他们对你都很好的

2656
01:56:01,933 --> 01:56:03,399
就是只是对我不好

2657
01:56:03,933 --> 01:56:04,799
放心放心

2658
01:56:04,800 --> 01:56:05,866
这个大家都知道

2659
01:56:05,866 --> 01:56:07,699
恋爱里面的女生真的是

2660
01:56:07,766 --> 01:56:09,133
没有没有理智啊

2661
01:56:09,133 --> 01:56:10,799
对吧这个弥勒佛不灭

2662
01:56:10,800 --> 01:56:12,500
好吧弥勒佛不灭

2663
01:56:12,500 --> 01:56:13,300
好OK

2664
01:56:14,366 --> 01:56:15,866
你明天几点走呀

2665
01:56:16,666 --> 01:56:18,066
你什么时候回来呀

2666
01:56:18,200 --> 01:56:20,566
晚上回来你晚上几点回来呀

2667
01:56:22,200 --> 01:56:23,200
你要回来的晚

2668
01:56:23,200 --> 01:56:25,933
你要是回来的晚的话我们得问一下你

2669
01:56:25,933 --> 01:56:27,599
怕你失踪怕你消失

2670
01:56:27,600 --> 01:56:29,866
对你要你要回来太晚

2671
01:56:29,866 --> 01:56:33,199
我我我对你们得你得给我发发消息啊

2672
01:56:33,200 --> 01:56:34,566
对啊嗯

2673
01:56:34,700 --> 01:56:36,266
怕他不安全出去玩

2674
01:56:36,266 --> 01:56:37,466
虽然虽然他有车

2675
01:56:37,466 --> 01:56:39,133
安全系数大幅度上升啊

2676
01:56:39,133 --> 01:56:40,733
但是万一呢对吧

2677
01:56:40,733 --> 01:56:41,966
就大家也不知道有人

2678
01:56:41,966 --> 01:56:43,966
或者有人在毕业典礼上失踪了

2679
01:56:43,966 --> 01:56:46,733
所以说还是女生还是要注意安全

2680
01:56:47,866 --> 01:56:49,933
百合正统在弥勒佛呀

2681
01:56:49,966 --> 01:56:51,366
哈哈哈哈哈

2682
01:56:52,066 --> 01:56:53,899
我们不都在骂主播傻逼

2683
01:56:53,900 --> 01:56:55,600
你怎么这么攻击你舍友啊

2684
01:56:55,600 --> 01:56:57,000
没有啊转嫁伤害啊

2685
01:56:57,000 --> 01:56:59,333
他是我的室友他就应该帮我承担一些

2686
01:56:59,733 --> 01:57:02,099
快乐呀你看你看人家哎呀

2687
01:57:02,866 --> 01:57:05,199
你看人家都成了啊

2688
01:57:05,300 --> 01:57:09,333
我还在这边半夜12点对着电脑啊

2689
01:57:09,966 --> 01:57:11,166
这个这个

2690
01:57:11,566 --> 01:57:12,999
本来就一个房间

2691
01:57:13,000 --> 01:57:15,166
就像大家知道就像你们住宿舍一样

2692
01:57:15,166 --> 01:57:16,933
就本来大家都是单身吗

2693
01:57:16,933 --> 01:57:18,566
就玩游戏玩的开开心心的

2694
01:57:18,566 --> 01:57:20,066
你们谁也不觉得玩游戏不好

2695
01:57:20,200 --> 01:57:22,400
谁也不觉得兄弟们这个什么不行

2696
01:57:22,400 --> 01:57:25,200
就但凡有一个人有情况其他的人就会

2697
01:57:25,200 --> 01:57:26,200
哎你这个狗

2698
01:57:26,200 --> 01:57:27,900
你怎么背着我们偷偷的

2699
01:57:27,900 --> 01:57:28,866
欢迎水果王

2700
01:57:28,866 --> 01:57:30,366
刚才好像没跟你打招呼

2701
01:57:30,366 --> 01:57:31,399
水果王早

2702
01:57:31,766 --> 01:57:33,466
兄弟们都听不下去了

2703
01:57:33,466 --> 01:57:35,533
我没有他已经走了