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海上的晚霞

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像年少的画

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铺在天空等海鸥衔走它

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遥远的帆

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任风浪拍打

6
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为梦再痛也不会害怕

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远走的风沙

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去谁的天涯

9
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春天可曾在哪里见过他

10
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时间的手抚过了脸颊

11
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他们谁都沉默不说话

12
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我希望许过的愿望一路生花

13
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护送那时的梦抵挡过风沙

14
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指尖的樱花

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不实现谁的韶华

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疯狂的热爱夹带着文雅

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我希望许过的愿望一路生花

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将那雨中的人藏在屋檐

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岁月在

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哈哈哈哈早

21
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我还有早上好

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我想吃冰棍

23
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申请一下我想吃冰棍可以吗OK吗

24
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我可以吃冰棍吗

25
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好好好那我去冰箱拆一个啊

26
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那会不会有点太不好了

27
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有气无力的

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都没睡醒吗

29
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哎呀

30
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又回到那个特别特别宅女的作息了

31
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每天11点多将将爬起来

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这其实不好

33
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我知道这不好

34
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呃这个争取就过两天把它改掉啊啊对

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我希望许过的愿望一路生花

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护送那时的梦抵挡过风沙

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指尖的樱花如诗写谁的韶华

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疯狂的热爱夹带着文雅

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我希望许过的愿望一

40
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挺好听的呀

41
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我又不考研

42
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隐藏在屋檐下

43
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岁月在冲刷

44
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逆流沧桑的喧哗

45
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安静的夜晚你在想谁吗

46
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我觉得是哑

47
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你们怎么觉得是软的

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我觉得是哑

49
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挺挺哑的

50
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世间的樱花能实现谁的笑话

51
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疯狂的人海夹带着温雅

52
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我希望许过的每天刚起来然后呃就

53
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自己的嗓子哎自己什么样

54
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烂成什么样我其实是知道的

55
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不太好啊

56
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主播我带你出差所有粉丝来看你了

57
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别吧别别别吧别吧

58
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那个什么呀

59
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好多考研生拍视频用这个歌啊

60
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对啊这个歌就是热度挺高的呀

61
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就挑一下最近什么歌热度高

62
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其实去蓝音的那个翻唱

63
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翻唱里面就能就能看到啊

64
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就是什么歌热度高

65
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然后他就会翻唱是吗

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就按照他的那个歌单一路往下播

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哎就可以了

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我觉得是这样的嗯

69
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再咬下去根本要变成干吃粉了嗯

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眉笔奢望着你也再次心动

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越美好期待越容易落空

72
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为啥呀不是这本来就是啊

73
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这个这个这个不是啥不好的地方啊

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这个

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我觉得能追热度是一件很好的事啊

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我要是有这种追热度的能力

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我要这么会切片我今天也不至于

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变成这样对吧

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大家知道努力肯定有一天是有回报的

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只是还没到那个时候

81
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点歌

82
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美好的事可不可以发生在我身上啊

83
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行可以啊

84
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可以可以朕批准了

85
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丝的诺言

86
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我知道我可以做到

87
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今天这个沙哑的声音我自己觉得

88
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还还挺适合哼这个歌的

89
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哑了不行

90
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美好的事

91
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不可以发生在我身上

92
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2.7就不是几遍

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好歹是2.9吧是吧

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好歹先2.9然后下一步9.2

95
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然后我们再冲击一个20万

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开个20万纪念回

97
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然后因为切片爆款一个月飞升到70万

98
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什么时候给我写一个计划路线啊

99
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我就是你们手里的宝可梦

100
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什么时候养起来呀

101
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都半年了啊

102
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着急死了

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本来我不着急的

104
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我心里一直觉得啊我还新人呢

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新人新人

106
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结果一算什么

107
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还有四个月

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四个月整我就可以开一周年纪念了

109
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这新个屁呀

110
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这不能再新了

111
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哎呀不行

112
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要着急

113
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这四个月我要开那个一周年纪念会

114
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我一定不能少于5万粉丝啊

115
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这个然后这个暑假又又那个什么呀

116
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对吧暑假啊暑假

117
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暑假没什么机会所以暑假肯定得

118
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我不好说能不能找0.1万开个纪念会

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我可真能开呀

120
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这个真能骗呢

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我的天呐

122
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骗钱是吧

123
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没啥好纪念的呀

124
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纪庆纪念我们两千两千啊

125
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27,023个粉丝纪念会啊

126
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好久不见塞西布利

127
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你什么时候3万粉啊

128
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我不知道

129
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我争取呃

130
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7月15号之前3万粉啊

131
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对我争取10天挑战3,000粉丝

132
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怎么样开炒不炒

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没粉很难的啦

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现在很难的啦

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要不我们对赌吧

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怎么样 7月16号之前主播没有3万粉丝

137
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你们说你们说

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这个这个这个呃怎么样

139
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3万粉挑战了

140
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哈哈哈这什么挑战啊

141
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破烂挑战啊

142
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狠狠的压榨

143
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切片卖一周年有望5万啊

144
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给报酬了

145
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给报酬可不是压榨呀

146
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这个这个

147
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还是快的

148
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前些天才2点

149
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前些天四舍五入2.6现在已经纯2.7了

150
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两个切片发下去1,500了

151
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抽波大的其实很简单

152
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我一晚上一直开天选抽奖红包就行了

153
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但是那太水了我

154
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们不屑于用这种方式

155
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主播200粉的时候不屑于用这种方式

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这个

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2万粉当然更不屑于用这种方式啦

158
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所以我们一定要通过正常正规

159
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有道理的方式达到这个3万粉啊好吧

160
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三三三哥猫咪啊

161
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你不是小红吗你

162
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但是事实上发生的从来没想过

163
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不遗忘于

164
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主播200粉过吗

165
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我当然200粉过了

166
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谁不是从底边摸爬滚打上来的

167
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哈哈哈

168
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之后出生没有任何一个粉丝基础啊

169
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除了天井之星哈哈哈

170
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啊没有吧

171
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这个正式确定直播的时候大概

172
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呃主播以前摆件的光辉

173
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然后呃

174
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吸引了

175
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六七个以前的老观众跑过来给我上传

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啊对

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孤独我紫霞

178
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又又天敌

179
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然后还有谁来着

180
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反正就是呃

181
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酋长啊空城酋长啊

182
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这个是我们之前的这个这个我的尺度

183
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然后大概也就六七个人

184
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对然后就就就干了

185
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就这样就完了

186
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主播就从六七个舰长

187
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底边一路摸爬滚打到今天

188
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你以为主播出生就白见啊

189
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做梦呢对吧

190
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给你买点叔叔家可以自带总督

191
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我都播了一个月了

192
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出道回正式出的时候天姐他给我上了

193
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总督又不是我

194
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我刚开始直播第一天他就给我上了

195
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总督

196
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刚开始他就是舰长好不好

197
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就纯舰长

198
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从底边开始就纯度这么高

199
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那是那老子老厉害了200舰

200
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200粉丝的时候就20舰长了对吧

201
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他们都说我你这么提纯下去

202
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1,000粉的时候你就要1100舰长了呀

203
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我说那可那可不可能

204
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哈哈哈那不可能对吧

205
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你是底边中的大v

206
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能不能什么时候脱离新手区啊

207
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什么时候我

208
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们脱离新手区成为这个呃

209
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好玩的那种

210
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那种起码5万粉丝吧对吧

211
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起码有半个小闪电认证那么多吧对吧

212
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你这么提臀下去

213
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我没提啊我可没提

214
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我跟你说澄清一下

215
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这都是他们黑皮我的话术

216
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不是

217
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我记得以前我我比现在抽象多了呀

218
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什么梗都敢玩

219
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那仗着自己胡仗自己底边啥都敢说

220
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观众反而很收敛

221
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然后都是被我吓到的样子

222
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怎么现在你们都被我养成这样了

223
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你们是不是被被我传染了呀

224
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得了得了抽象病一个传染俩

225
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才569粉丝团

226
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上个月只能对吧

227
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勤劳还是有用的

228
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上个月只能400多

229
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这个月都已经570了对吧

230
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很难的啦

231
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什么v什么粉啊

232
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废物哈哈哈

233
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有人背起了行囊

234
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我们半退半休的人生

235
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没有和你一样被眷顾的

236
00:10:38,166 --> 00:10:40,533
我们半推半就的人生

237
00:10:40,533 --> 00:10:43,866
没有一样和你一样被眷顾的未来

238
00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:52,333
人生怎么过啊怎么过啊

239
00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:59,400
想当年你那个攻击性无人能吃鸡

240
00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:00,700
现在某某人

241
00:11:01,266 --> 00:11:02,133
老嗨是吧

242
00:11:02,133 --> 00:11:03,066
演老嗨是吧

243
00:11:03,066 --> 00:11:04,499
百字里是吧啊

244
00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:05,500
百字里是吧

245
00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:09,666
狠狠的怼你啊哈哈哈有人在百字里啊

246
00:11:09,666 --> 00:11:12,099
啊这个有有老嗨在百字里

247
00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:13,666
大家快来嘲笑他

248
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,166
发视频我当然知道了

249
00:11:17,166 --> 00:11:18,466
这不最近都在发吗

250
00:11:18,466 --> 00:11:19,566
6号还有投稿啊

251
00:11:19,566 --> 00:11:20,199
6号6号

252
00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:24,666
因为我6号那个视频是呃全华班啊

253
00:11:24,666 --> 00:11:26,999
不是全明星班底

254
00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:31,100
除了本人所有的都是全明星啊

255
00:11:31,266 --> 00:11:34,766
这个这个6号视频是讨厌毕业的题材

256
00:11:34,766 --> 00:11:37,999
然后剪辑是鸡大仔那个主主出的

257
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,166
然后封面是林一老师做的

258
00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:43,599
所以说全明星题材啊这个

259
00:11:44,333 --> 00:11:46,666
就指着他爆了好吧就指着他爆了

260
00:11:46,666 --> 00:11:47,866
他不爆主播

261
00:11:48,066 --> 00:11:49,933
给他买个10万播放量让他爆

262
00:11:51,533 --> 00:11:52,766
有没有惹晒

263
00:11:52,766 --> 00:11:55,199
没有惹晒呀就是看着晒会被封的吧

264
00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,200
看着晒哎

265
00:11:57,533 --> 00:12:00,533
这个前明星题材非常的珍贵呀对吧

266
00:12:00,533 --> 00:12:04,166
其他其他老师虽然也是厉害的老师

267
00:12:04,166 --> 00:12:06,533
但不是主播心中的信仰对吧

268
00:12:06,533 --> 00:12:07,499
哈哈哈

269
00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:09,699
啥爆这爆款

270
00:12:09,700 --> 00:12:12,566
切片了起码还得再切个6位数吧

271
00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:15,133
米叶米啊沉淀了3个月对吧

272
00:12:16,166 --> 00:12:16,766
咪呀咪呀

273
00:12:16,766 --> 00:12:20,199
沉淀三个月手里面就一个6位数切片

274
00:12:21,066 --> 00:12:24,766
不得不得不得再做一下证明自己不是

275
00:12:24,900 --> 00:12:27,900
呃没队伍要而是想退役吗对吧

276
00:12:27,900 --> 00:12:30,466
当我觉得我是职业选手的那一刻

277
00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:32,900
漫天光辉即将

278
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,366
加入我身好了

279
00:12:35,766 --> 00:12:36,566
好吧

280
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,100
落花花的你

281
00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:42,700
在心中与我对望

282
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,966
咪呀咪呀要切六位数的片啊不对

283
00:12:48,966 --> 00:12:50,599
一个月切俩就算成功

284
00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:51,900
不不不7月份

285
00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:56,200
7月份我要涨到3万粉哎

286
00:12:56,866 --> 00:12:59,733
谢谢我的m奖的舰长

287
00:12:59,733 --> 00:13:01,933
感谢支持红灯尼阿里来到

288
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,466
谢谢m奖耶

289
00:13:05,133 --> 00:13:08,133
m奖虽然直播的时间比较晚

290
00:13:08,133 --> 00:13:10,799
然后对他也是我转

291
00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:11,533
身之后

292
00:13:11,533 --> 00:13:13,899
从上辈子跟着我一直看到了

293
00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:15,400
这个观众之一

294
00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:18,933
然后虽然说他他那个什么呀他

295
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,733
他基本上就

296
00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:23,733
基本上见不到他

297
00:13:23,733 --> 00:13:25,999
大家也会发现对这个人没有印象

298
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,000
但我知道我一直记得他

299
00:13:28,133 --> 00:13:28,933
就

300
00:13:29,166 --> 00:13:33,899
以前我直播的时间是工作日的早上

301
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:36,733
早上8点多就早上9点多

302
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:37,533
然后

303
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:40,800
那个周末的话是早上8点一直到12点

304
00:13:40,933 --> 00:13:43,599
然后一般来说他开车呀或者上班啊

305
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:44,300
都会黑天

306
00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:46,866
我然后跟着我这个很冷清的直播间

307
00:13:46,866 --> 00:13:48,166
发发弹幕之类的

308
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,766
现在虽然基本上时间对不上了

309
00:13:50,766 --> 00:13:52,666
但还是会自动去我的店长里面

310
00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:54,333
俺们家是个很好的人

311
00:13:56,066 --> 00:13:58,066
全是播啥的卧槽o p

312
00:13:58,266 --> 00:13:59,533
对我是o p啊

313
00:13:59,533 --> 00:14:01,199
嗯我是o p

314
00:14:02,766 --> 00:14:05,733
谢谢阿秋秋秋的关注感谢支持

315
00:14:06,266 --> 00:14:07,733
欢迎一生无所求

316
00:14:07,966 --> 00:14:09,999
嗯那个6万播放

317
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,066
也算是扣到了最近的热点吧

318
00:14:12,066 --> 00:14:13,533
但是我不希望

319
00:14:13,533 --> 00:14:16,366
就是本来其实我可以出一期

320
00:14:16,366 --> 00:14:17,733
黑色背景的视频

321
00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:21,199
把我置顶评论的那些观点输出出去的

322
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:22,466
可能照样有人看

323
00:14:22,466 --> 00:14:25,199
但是我还是不希望这个东西就

324
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,466
过分严肃化或者过分娱乐化呀

325
00:14:28,466 --> 00:14:31,466
所以我就还是逆着做了一个那种

326
00:14:32,733 --> 00:14:33,699
逆着潮流

327
00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:34,600
做了一个这种

328
00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,966
这种感觉比较有乐趣的贴片啊

329
00:14:36,966 --> 00:14:40,899
就大家大家喜欢的话就好啊对

330
00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:42,566
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

331
00:14:45,166 --> 00:14:46,866
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

332
00:14:51,866 --> 00:14:54,366
怎么怎么怎么天天你都有如何评价

333
00:14:54,366 --> 00:14:56,399
还评价都是跟主播没关系的事

334
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:59,166
我看看这赛道在哪啊

335
00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:01,799
啊现在分什么赛道啊

336
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:02,600
这是

337
00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:06,333
元气猛将高能少年

338
00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:08,266
活力少女

339
00:15:09,933 --> 00:15:10,966
元气萌将

340
00:15:10,966 --> 00:15:13,699
怎么怎么怎么怎么怎么怎么怎么

341
00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:15,600
都是大佬啊怎么

342
00:15:17,733 --> 00:15:20,966
早知道爆那个什么活力少女了

343
00:15:23,066 --> 00:15:25,266
啊这活力少女都谁啊

344
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:31,066
这活力少女感觉也都是大佬啊

345
00:15:31,533 --> 00:15:32,866
活力少女赢不了

346
00:15:32,866 --> 00:15:34,099
看到9条了

347
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:37,100
哎呀每天的标题都有发呆

348
00:15:37,533 --> 00:15:39,899
这这这这萌将更赢不了

349
00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:42,900
这萌将都是什么什么大佬啊我操

350
00:15:44,366 --> 00:15:45,666
g r g

351
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:51,766
g g g呃我也在那那没有元气少年啊

352
00:15:51,766 --> 00:15:53,099
那是高能少年

353
00:15:53,566 --> 00:15:56,299
本来应该是元气萌新的怎么怎么

354
00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:58,733
哎呀这个这个多年老主播

355
00:15:58,733 --> 00:16:01,899
三五年的主播也过来抱这个元气萌新

356
00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:04,100
赛道啊就不能管一管吗

357
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:05,166
哔哩哔哩

358
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,699
哎呀我看到这第一

359
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,966
这明显是我还不看主播的时候

360
00:16:09,966 --> 00:16:12,266
人家就已经火了的主播呀

361
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,733
少年你也打不过

362
00:16:14,733 --> 00:16:16,899
少女你也打不过你能打个啥呢

363
00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:18,200
我能打你一顿

364
00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:20,400
你给我不不不

365
00:16:21,533 --> 00:16:23,599
我哈哈哈

366
00:16:24,366 --> 00:16:25,399
我能打你

367
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,733
感觉粉丝牌可以换成传统耶

368
00:16:27,733 --> 00:16:29,166
感觉不太对劲啊

369
00:16:29,266 --> 00:16:32,199
谢谢天津的花小花花阿力感动

370
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,700
感谢支持呀

371
00:16:33,866 --> 00:16:37,133
娘娘嗯嗯谢谢天津的牛蛙

372
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,100
谢谢谢谢

373
00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:42,499
打打我打我排队

374
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,666
这个是等价交换了

375
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,766
谢谢梦瑶的掌康捏

376
00:16:47,766 --> 00:16:49,266
你怎么有这么多牛蛙呀

377
00:16:49,266 --> 00:16:51,966
天津谢谢天津的50多个牛蛙

378
00:16:51,966 --> 00:16:54,566
谢谢梦瑶的10朵小花捏红豆你爱丽

379
00:16:54,566 --> 00:16:56,666
感动感谢感谢

380
00:16:56,733 --> 00:17:00,899
嗯嗯被打了爆迷了哈哈哈

381
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,366
哎你就知道我不会打

382
00:17:02,366 --> 00:17:03,799
你很重你给我爆个

383
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:05,766
爆个爆5毛钱是吧

384
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,566
感觉呃谢谢银匠的干杯

385
00:17:08,566 --> 00:17:09,166
好的你奥

386
00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:12,133
利给走元气场抽的啊

387
00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:15,333
你在元气场里抽了61个牛蛙

388
00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:20,166
主播好卡哇

389
00:17:20,166 --> 00:17:21,966
SK是妹妹吧

390
00:17:21,966 --> 00:17:25,499
看你这个牌子感觉是妹妹嗯

391
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:30,733
谢谢嘿嘿我也觉得我可爱呢

392
00:17:32,466 --> 00:17:33,266
谢谢

393
00:17:33,933 --> 00:17:37,099
小哥Nomia的紫金宝盒的彩虹甜筒

394
00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:38,966
念你是不是小红呀

395
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,166
我是不是记错

396
00:17:40,166 --> 00:17:40,999
记对了吗

397
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:41,966
记错了吗

398
00:17:42,133 --> 00:17:44,899
把刚刚的发病切下来自用

399
00:17:45,166 --> 00:17:47,399
别吧我觉得这个呃呃

400
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,666
对了大家单号已经出了

401
00:17:49,666 --> 00:17:50,466
大家最近

402
00:17:50,466 --> 00:17:52,933
记得要看一下自己的收件地址啊

403
00:17:52,933 --> 00:17:54,466
然后这个

404
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:55,400
呃

405
00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:57,666
上个月的提督可以联系我

406
00:17:57,666 --> 00:17:59,166
补发一只团子

407
00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:01,700
嗯这个月的提督也可以联系我

408
00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:02,733
补发一只团子啊

409
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:05,133
现在手里面还剩下20只

410
00:18:05,266 --> 00:18:06,533
这20只呢

411
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:09,700
这个不知道采用什么方法把它清掉啊

412
00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:11,900
对上个月的团子嗯

413
00:18:13,366 --> 00:18:16,666
就那个一筐一匡伊烟球

414
00:18:16,666 --> 00:18:17,466
对

415
00:18:18,266 --> 00:18:18,999
我不记得

416
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,933
我天没有已经截止了

417
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,466
已经截止了对吧

418
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:28,100
人家别的主播他那个地址截止都是呃

419
00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:29,766
7天或者14天

420
00:18:29,766 --> 00:18:32,166
我们这四个月了不可能补天了

421
00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:34,966
对主包还剩2289号装着

422
00:18:34,966 --> 00:18:36,999
这为什么下个月的提督不能联系你

423
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,166
补发一只团子

424
00:18:38,566 --> 00:18:40,299
现在给我上提督

425
00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:42,533
主主播送你两只团子好吧

426
00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:43,733
哈哈

427
00:18:43,733 --> 00:18:46,966
扣一加入米恩米亚的紫色战舰啊好吧

428
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:50,466
嗯你好你好hello hello晚上好蓝天

429
00:18:50,466 --> 00:18:53,399
别怎么每天来都跟我说你好呀

430
00:18:55,466 --> 00:18:58,199
啊啊啊

431
00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:04,133
这个团子我自己

432
00:19:04,133 --> 00:19:06,799
我自己发到我自己家的地址

433
00:19:06,933 --> 00:19:07,999
发了6个

434
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:12,400
我自己发到我自己家地址发了6个

435
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,666
又骗又骗我

436
00:19:13,666 --> 00:19:14,533
这两只团

437
00:19:14,533 --> 00:19:16,966
子比一般人的提督礼物值钱多了

438
00:19:16,966 --> 00:19:17,999
我可以跟你说

439
00:19:19,466 --> 00:19:21,099
AI啊原来你是AI呀

440
00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:23,666
吓死我了我还以为是活人在操作呢

441
00:19:23,766 --> 00:19:28,133
哦 2289号装扮暂时不说了谢谢大家

442
00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:28,699
就是

443
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:31,900
呃为我为我为我付出这么多精力

444
00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:33,266
我有点不好意思了

445
00:19:33,266 --> 00:19:35,966
主要就是就不是特别好意思

446
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:37,066
念狗没念

447
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,866
谢谢s t r加油努力的这个行业

448
00:19:39,866 --> 00:19:42,299
你是加油努力小团体里面的吗

449
00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:51,133
感觉这个格式的ID好熟悉啊

450
00:19:58,533 --> 00:20:00,866
啊不是啊

451
00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:02,966
啊

452
00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:05,466
啊

453
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,766
好困想吃冰淇淋

454
00:20:09,466 --> 00:20:11,899
从昨天开始我就一直在想

455
00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:13,500
想着吃冰淇淋的事

456
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,100
我在努力生活呢

457
00:20:15,166 --> 00:20:17,533
哈哈哈你退出了是吧

458
00:20:17,533 --> 00:20:19,333
啊欢迎回忆啊

459
00:20:20,466 --> 00:20:23,366
只想要透过你眼睛

460
00:20:23,366 --> 00:20:27,399
去找寻最原始的野性

461
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,900
没想到最后却目击

462
00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:34,066
一整座森林的宁静

463
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:37,766
你呼吸蓝丝绒包裹身体

464
00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:41,199
和海洋的哼鸣

465
00:20:41,766 --> 00:20:44,733
我永远不愿醒

466
00:20:44,900 --> 00:20:47,200
我可以躲进你的心

467
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:48,733
什么时候发个歌

468
00:20:48,733 --> 00:20:50,133
那是没时候了

469
00:20:50,133 --> 00:20:51,333
我不会唱歌呀

470
00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:54,000
主播到现在连个心爱的歌曲都没有

471
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000
因为从来没有唱完过哪一首

472
00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:59,766
就说话的时候感觉说不下去了

473
00:20:59,766 --> 00:21:00,599
才哼两句了

474
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:03,166
然后脑子里面给自己放个假

475
00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:06,699
宝自己人没必要唱的还是很好听

476
00:21:08,366 --> 00:21:09,666
真的吗真的吗

477
00:21:10,066 --> 00:21:11,066
你这个混蛋

478
00:21:11,066 --> 00:21:14,266
一片美颜面赶快闭嘴在这个评论里面

479
00:21:14,266 --> 00:21:16,366
呃我不好说呀

480
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:21,566
我觉得我唱歌确实是不太行啊

481
00:21:21,566 --> 00:21:23,099
就是真的不太行

482
00:21:23,133 --> 00:21:25,999
除了神秘的没有别的歌唱完过吧

483
00:21:26,166 --> 00:21:27,366
还有那个

484
00:21:27,866 --> 00:21:31,499
都什么年代啊就就没了好像就没有了

485
00:21:32,566 --> 00:21:33,499
清流

486
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:36,700
我说的是粉丝

487
00:21:36,700 --> 00:21:38,900
想哥切了谢谢孤岛散

488
00:21:38,900 --> 00:21:41,166
务实的比克拉尼阿里卡特

489
00:21:41,966 --> 00:21:43,299
主播唱歌吗

490
00:21:43,666 --> 00:21:46,366
呃助力燕子

491
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:47,966
礼物是什么

492
00:21:47,966 --> 00:21:49,333
这个月的话

493
00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:51,700
看营收状况啊

494
00:21:51,700 --> 00:21:55,933
如果营收状况好我会做那个什么

495
00:21:56,166 --> 00:21:57,366
营收状况好的话

496
00:21:57,366 --> 00:21:59,533
我会做小夜灯送给大家

497
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:01,166
营收状况不好的话

498
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:02,200
呃

499
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:06,266
可能就要稍微便宜一些

500
00:22:06,866 --> 00:22:09,733
我自己预测是想做小月饼给大家

501
00:22:09,733 --> 00:22:11,199
但是嗯

502
00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:16,800
还是要看这个营收吧毕竟刚刚月初

503
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:17,600
对

504
00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:22,300
可以

505
00:22:23,933 --> 00:22:25,099
不是暗示打你啊

506
00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:27,333
这个这个我觉得是很现实的事情了

507
00:22:27,333 --> 00:22:29,466
主播也不能打肿脸充胖子

508
00:22:29,466 --> 00:22:31,533
然后没赚你这个钱然后全

509
00:22:31,733 --> 00:22:34,299
全投到舰长礼物里去了

510
00:22:36,666 --> 00:22:39,599
播我女朋友在你这学的是背着给我唱

511
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,000
能不能带女朋友看见

512
00:22:41,333 --> 00:22:45,333
看见好的别老看主播在直播对吧

513
00:22:45,666 --> 00:22:47,133
那就月末再看情况

514
00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:50,666
月末的话应该是没法到170了嗯

515
00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:54,733
所以很多人老说对吧

516
00:22:54,733 --> 00:22:56,666
这个这个这个这个

517
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:59,400
很多很多不太了解情况的弟弟

518
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:00,400
经常建议主播

519
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,566
现场礼物不要做那么多米的

520
00:23:02,666 --> 00:23:04,699
但是很多时候他就是这样你

521
00:23:04,766 --> 00:23:06,399
如果舰长礼物你不做好的

522
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:07,933
那就没有人给你上船

523
00:23:07,933 --> 00:23:09,933
但你做的好的你这个船吧

524
00:23:09,966 --> 00:23:12,733
他就是给你上了你也赚不到什么米

525
00:23:12,900 --> 00:23:14,600
就就陷入了一个困境啊

526
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,666
这看起来170多船对吧

527
00:23:16,666 --> 00:23:17,933
看起来礼物很多

528
00:23:18,066 --> 00:23:20,766
其实舰长真的不赚钱

529
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,333
赚钱都是靠礼物来赚

530
00:23:23,466 --> 00:23:25,599
就一个主播的收入构成

531
00:23:25,766 --> 00:23:26,866
呃大家都觉得

532
00:23:26,866 --> 00:23:28,533
我自己包括我自己也觉得

533
00:23:28,533 --> 00:23:30,099
80%是见长的话

534
00:23:30,100 --> 00:23:32,733
那这收入构成真的太健康太健康了

535
00:23:32,733 --> 00:23:35,599
但是也是真的真的就是营收高

536
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,133
纯纯利润贼低

537
00:23:37,133 --> 00:23:38,266
就这种感觉

538
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:41,566
主播尾巴大的像个松鼠娘

539
00:23:42,100 --> 00:23:43,466
我是猫哼

540
00:23:45,266 --> 00:23:46,366
爱是送礼物

541
00:23:46,366 --> 00:23:47,966
不是是跟大家说

542
00:23:47,966 --> 00:23:49,899
为什么每个月都会拖到

543
00:23:49,900 --> 00:23:51,100
月末才决定见着

544
00:23:51,100 --> 00:23:53,966
礼物是我得先核算一下成本啊

545
00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:56,366
谢谢莎莎国娜娜的告白花束

546
00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:58,966
谢谢小红的呃彩虹甜筒

547
00:23:58,966 --> 00:24:01,133
因为红豆你还在等我搞握手会

548
00:24:01,133 --> 00:24:04,099
我还得先买一个二伯万的力反馈手套

549
00:24:04,100 --> 00:24:05,900
你看我把我家掏空了我也掏不出

550
00:24:05,900 --> 00:24:06,700
这二伯万

551
00:24:06,966 --> 00:24:08,733
沦陷了哈哈

552
00:24:08,733 --> 00:24:09,966
摸摸你的头

553
00:24:10,133 --> 00:24:11,133
摸摸么么

554
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,133
我对妹妹很温柔的好吧

555
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,066
6月是什么礼物

556
00:24:20,733 --> 00:24:22,533
啊对啊六月什么礼物来着

557
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,366
六月是那个那个钥匙扣啊

558
00:24:25,366 --> 00:24:28,099
小钥匙扣一个嫣嫣人40级的钥匙扣

559
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,133
还有一个小q版钥匙扣捏

560
00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:33,900
然后那个摇摇乐的话快要做完了

561
00:24:33,900 --> 00:24:36,200
等下给大家看一下摇摇乐的那个图片

562
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:39,500
嗯主办2万能当二伯万吗

563
00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:40,900
不可能大妹

564
00:24:41,266 --> 00:24:43,799
主播可以用你的头发作为见长礼物吗

565
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:44,900
你怎么能忍心

566
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:47,966
让我头上的阿花跟大毛离开我呀

567
00:24:47,966 --> 00:24:49,799
这个离开我吧

568
00:24:51,566 --> 00:24:53,499
那我就没有头发了

569
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,933
曹嘉诚在我那上了个船

570
00:24:55,933 --> 00:24:56,933
你说送他什么好

571
00:24:56,933 --> 00:24:59,799
送送你珍藏的米叶米亚周边

572
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:01,533
吧怎么样或者送他一个

573
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:06,166
呃你去那个广场卖卖那个

574
00:25:06,300 --> 00:25:08,800
车载CD的那种后备箱

575
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:11,400
你去找找一个那种车

576
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:14,566
然后买一张最土的那种金曲

577
00:25:14,566 --> 00:25:15,533
然后寄给他

578
00:25:15,533 --> 00:25:17,999
我觉得这挺有诚意的挺不错的

579
00:25:18,300 --> 00:25:20,200
摇摇乐是几月的来着

580
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:21,933
摇摇乐是5月的

581
00:25:21,966 --> 00:25:24,766
呃5月正常的礼物因为这个之前

582
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,333
呃主播比较忙的原因呢

583
00:25:27,333 --> 00:25:29,599
然后对接就没对过来嗯

584
00:25:30,966 --> 00:25:33,999
你的Mia钥匙扣差点被你妈妈抢走了

585
00:25:35,366 --> 00:25:38,466
可是我没收到过你的任何周边啊爹

586
00:25:38,533 --> 00:25:41,166
呃你在国外你怎么收到我的周边啊

587
00:25:41,166 --> 00:25:43,999
这个除非你卡个28然后我给你寄过去

588
00:25:44,533 --> 00:25:45,699
我有摇摇乐吗

589
00:25:45,700 --> 00:25:48,200
这得问你们上不上见天不天邪

590
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,333
我哪知道啊哈哈哈

591
00:25:50,333 --> 00:25:52,899
这个这个我哪知道呢对吧

592
00:25:52,900 --> 00:25:53,966
我不知道

593
00:25:55,533 --> 00:25:57,366
我都是直接把那个表格

594
00:25:57,366 --> 00:25:59,066
然后从上到下复下来

595
00:25:59,066 --> 00:26:00,399
然后那个什么的

596
00:26:00,766 --> 00:26:03,499
疫情没发的礼物会一起发吗

597
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,900
我基本都把那个

598
00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:08,866
地址给电了

599
00:26:08,866 --> 00:26:11,899
就可能有一些你们收到的可能在路上

600
00:26:11,900 --> 00:26:13,166
可能电还没发

601
00:26:13,300 --> 00:26:15,866
但是我再跟他报一次的话我不太确定

602
00:26:16,100 --> 00:26:19,066
他会不会把压在他那的发出去

603
00:26:19,066 --> 00:26:20,666
还是说他他会

604
00:26:20,666 --> 00:26:22,199
他会他会怎么样

605
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,600
他会再让我交一份钱再做一个

606
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:25,333
还怎么样

607
00:26:25,333 --> 00:26:26,499
你都没收到什么呀

608
00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:27,866
你可以私信联系我

609
00:26:29,366 --> 00:26:31,099
难道不上镜就没有摇摇乐吗

610
00:26:31,100 --> 00:26:33,000
当然了不上镜当然没有摇摇乐了

611
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:33,800
你做梦是吧

612
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:37,666
哈哈哈你做梦呢啊

613
00:26:38,666 --> 00:26:41,366
然后就是大家在我这帮忙切片的话

614
00:26:41,366 --> 00:26:42,899
这个呃

615
00:26:43,266 --> 00:26:45,899
要不还是按照播放那种来奖励吧

616
00:26:45,900 --> 00:26:49,300
投稿的话就是切出来的片段

617
00:26:50,266 --> 00:26:54,333
呃切出来就会有奖励然后呃

618
00:26:55,333 --> 00:26:55,866
怎么说

619
00:26:55,866 --> 00:26:58,999
现在是一个构想如果是能选到

620
00:26:59,266 --> 00:27:01,133
有投稿的那种情况或

621
00:27:01,133 --> 00:27:03,733
者说是我联系你选的段

622
00:27:04,333 --> 00:27:07,266
就是代表着我肯定会投到我的官

623
00:27:07,266 --> 00:27:08,466
号上面的段

624
00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:10,533
然后会有一个固定的奖励

625
00:27:10,533 --> 00:27:14,566
播放量超过一个档位的话大概是

626
00:27:15,366 --> 00:27:16,499
5万左右

627
00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:18,800
对就是如果超过5万的话

628
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,966
会有额外附送的礼物

629
00:27:20,966 --> 00:27:22,933
大概是这种感觉嗯

630
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,866
BGM好听有歌单吗

631
00:27:26,866 --> 00:27:28,366
网易云搜索耶耶喵

632
00:27:28,366 --> 00:27:30,133
嗯太复杂了

633
00:27:30,133 --> 00:27:30,533
不要

634
00:27:30,533 --> 00:27:34,099
我已经给你买了一个小浣熊张牙舞爪

635
00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:36,533
然后举着手手的本子

636
00:27:38,166 --> 00:27:39,599
没有啊我已经我已经

637
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,366
我给你买了一个坐垫呃

638
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:43,866
谢谢酋长

639
00:27:43,866 --> 00:27:46,333
一直以来在这个号上给我贴的好多

640
00:27:46,366 --> 00:27:47,133
那个什么呀

641
00:27:47,133 --> 00:27:48,999
然后给你补了一贴剃度的周边

642
00:27:49,066 --> 00:27:49,933
谢谢谢谢

643
00:27:51,500 --> 00:27:53,700
燕燕如何评价我赛马娘

644
00:27:53,700 --> 00:27:56,000
费劲心思养了一个小时的马

645
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,766
因为运气不好进了

646
00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,133
你要不还是养我吧

647
00:27:59,133 --> 00:28:01,133
模拟养猫游戏啊这个

648
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,766
给我梳梳毛给我吃点辣条

649
00:28:03,766 --> 00:28:04,799
然后我就贼高兴

650
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,166
我还永远不会进啊

651
00:28:06,166 --> 00:28:08,066
第二天还会来找你这对吧

652
00:28:08,333 --> 00:28:09,999
感觉养马不如养猫

653
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:10,800
嗯

654
00:28:11,266 --> 00:28:12,666
小浣熊好好

655
00:28:12,666 --> 00:28:14,466
5万送提督礼物合适

656
00:28:14,466 --> 00:28:17,133
5万要求比较低了其实

657
00:28:17,266 --> 00:28:19,266
其实正常我这个体量

658
00:28:19,266 --> 00:28:22,499
要说爆起码得是15万以上的切片

659
00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:24,733
5万送提督礼物其实是不合适的

660
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,700
起码得10万以上啊

661
00:28:26,700 --> 00:28:28,100
因为这个怎么说

662
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:30,100
现在创作经历大销之后

663
00:28:30,100 --> 00:28:31,866
主播10万以上的切片

664
00:28:32,266 --> 00:28:34,766
不用想一定有主播在后面买推广

665
00:28:35,133 --> 00:28:37,533
就可能买推广的钱还比你

666
00:28:37,566 --> 00:28:39,999
这个切出来的钱要要要多

667
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:40,600
你知道吧

668
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:43,166
哈哈哈所以我现在基本上就是拿

669
00:28:43,166 --> 00:28:44,333
直播的收入去

670
00:28:44,333 --> 00:28:45,566
添这个切片的

671
00:28:45,566 --> 00:28:47,199
这个钱一个月就

672
00:28:47,533 --> 00:28:49,566
保证5个以上的这种

673
00:28:49,766 --> 00:28:51,666
切片投稿数量跟质量的话

674
00:28:51,666 --> 00:28:53,799
起码要在这个上面花个

675
00:28:54,166 --> 00:28:55,933
1,5002,000的

676
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:57,966
挺贵的嗯

677
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:01,266
养我比养养马强多了

678
00:29:01,266 --> 00:29:04,466
不会付出这个没有用的时间精力对吧

679
00:29:04,466 --> 00:29:06,933
扣一助力Miamia这个170件

680
00:29:06,933 --> 00:29:08,966
然后Miamia狠狠给你磕头捏

681
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,466
经典初见

682
00:29:13,933 --> 00:29:16,566
你把你我的台子掏出来

683
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:18,466
我记得你给我上过船

684
00:29:18,466 --> 00:29:19,266
我记得呢

685
00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:20,333
你可别别别

686
00:29:20,333 --> 00:29:22,466
经典初见啊你给我上过船的

687
00:29:22,533 --> 00:29:24,933
little late nights ending alone

688
00:29:25,133 --> 00:29:28,733
conversations with a stranger i've had enough

689
00:29:28,966 --> 00:29:32,699
swearing this will never last but probably wrong

690
00:29:32,700 --> 00:29:36,400
i've got nothing to lose or yours or do

691
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:39,000
my bad habits lead to wide eyes

692
00:29:40,466 --> 00:29:42,333
and i know i lose control

693
00:29:43,366 --> 00:29:44,766
一切都是有代价的

694
00:29:44,766 --> 00:29:47,166
如果你自己不愿意付出时间

695
00:29:47,166 --> 00:29:48,366
付不出精力

696
00:29:48,366 --> 00:29:50,766
或者说你觉得这个东西

697
00:29:52,266 --> 00:29:56,399
你自己做的不好就有能者居之嘛

698
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,300
这玩意你就肯定要付出钱

699
00:29:58,466 --> 00:30:00,466
毕竟这个东西就是这样的

700
00:30:02,466 --> 00:30:04,866
生活中的所有事情都是这样的呀

701
00:30:04,866 --> 00:30:05,666
哎呀

702
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:10,366
宝宝你的初三学生粉丝去睡觉了

703
00:30:10,366 --> 00:30:11,499
我要给你爆大米

704
00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:12,700
好支持支持

705
00:30:12,733 --> 00:30:14,733
多大的我已经准备好上见礼仪

706
00:30:14,733 --> 00:30:15,599
要谢谢你啊

707
00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:18,600
不给主播磕头还有事

708
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,800
给主播磕头是总督专属的好待遇

709
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,766
这个普通观众只需要

710
00:30:22,766 --> 00:30:24,366
路过主播直播间的时候

711
00:30:24,366 --> 00:30:26,299
深深的对主播鞠上一躬

712
00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:27,866
表示自己对元神啊

713
00:30:28,100 --> 00:30:30,566
对对这个呃

714
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,300
全华班主播的敬意就好了啊

715
00:30:34,866 --> 00:30:36,933
谢谢梦瑶的红包红灯你爱那个等

716
00:30:36,933 --> 00:30:38,133
谢谢能给我磕个头吗

717
00:30:38,133 --> 00:30:39,066
谢谢默默的红包

718
00:30:39,066 --> 00:30:40,066
你们都在干嘛呢

719
00:30:40,066 --> 00:30:41,899
你这报的什么名啊你这是

720
00:30:43,333 --> 00:30:46,799
不行送我红包来提纯的准没有

721
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:49,366
开玩笑的开玩笑纯开玩笑啊

722
00:30:49,533 --> 00:30:52,066
谢谢默默的打榜啊感谢支持

723
00:30:52,266 --> 00:30:54,733
别爆红包了别爆红包了

724
00:30:57,166 --> 00:31:00,399
为什么你们有些进场现在都没有

725
00:31:00,466 --> 00:31:02,166
没有没有那什么了呀

726
00:31:02,533 --> 00:31:03,333
对吧

727
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:05,900
为什么你们现在有些人进场没有没有

728
00:31:05,900 --> 00:31:07,000
没有提示了呀

729
00:31:07,266 --> 00:31:09,399
谢谢零下273度

730
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:10,666
这不是绝对零度吗

731
00:31:10,666 --> 00:31:12,899
谢谢你的粉玫瑰彩虹甜筒

732
00:31:12,900 --> 00:31:14,733
彩虹甜筒彩虹甜筒捏

733
00:31:15,066 --> 00:31:17,099
我们汽车人一直都是很好的人

734
00:31:17,100 --> 00:31:19,700
谢谢三哥妹啊的

735
00:31:20,933 --> 00:31:21,766
彩虹甜筒

736
00:31:21,766 --> 00:31:23,066
谢谢沸水的彩虹甜筒

737
00:31:23,066 --> 00:31:24,533
粉玫瑰粉玫瑰甜筒

738
00:31:24,533 --> 00:31:27,899
甜筒捏谢谢粉玫瑰红豆妮阿里卡豆

739
00:31:27,900 --> 00:31:29,966
感谢支持您的进场有提示

740
00:31:29,966 --> 00:31:31,699
你们现在进场是有提示的

741
00:31:31,700 --> 00:31:34,333
就是哪怕你们关了也是有的

742
00:31:34,333 --> 00:31:36,299
就只是没有见长的流光特效

743
00:31:36,300 --> 00:31:37,300
所以大家不要骗自

744
00:31:37,300 --> 00:31:39,366
己啊尽量还是开着吧

745
00:31:39,366 --> 00:31:41,333
对我开着吧有意思

746
00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:43,799
要不然的话你们进来的话像白字一样

747
00:31:44,166 --> 00:31:45,333
哇谢谢

748
00:31:45,333 --> 00:31:47,333
273度的沸水的

749
00:31:47,333 --> 00:31:48,733
太破费了太破费了

750
00:31:48,733 --> 00:31:49,933
怎么怎么这么破费啊

751
00:31:49,933 --> 00:31:51,066
谢谢谢谢

752
00:31:51,066 --> 00:31:53,733
123个彩虹甜筒1个粉玫瑰谢谢

753
00:31:53,733 --> 00:31:56,166
1个冰可乐11个彩虹甜筒1个懒人糖

754
00:31:56,166 --> 00:31:57,799
1个彩虹甜筒7个粉玫瑰

755
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:00,733
红豆你阿迪开头感谢支持谢谢谢谢

756
00:32:01,300 --> 00:32:03,066
对啊是绝对零度吧

757
00:32:03,100 --> 00:32:05,100
谢谢绝对零度的

758
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,700
30个紫金宝盒

759
00:32:07,700 --> 00:32:08,933
感谢支持

760
00:32:09,133 --> 00:32:10,599
红色的阿里彩灯

761
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:12,333
谢谢谢谢

762
00:32:12,666 --> 00:32:14,566
谢谢这个好哎

763
00:32:14,566 --> 00:32:17,099
我们汽车人一直都是很好很好的人

764
00:32:17,100 --> 00:32:18,800
什么还是白字吗

765
00:32:19,866 --> 00:32:21,199
什么情况啊

766
00:32:22,700 --> 00:32:23,600
安利卡到那

767
00:32:33,300 --> 00:32:35,500
老头送这么多有没有18

768
00:32:35,500 --> 00:32:37,400
我跟你说18有多少万

769
00:32:37,866 --> 00:32:39,599
18要一万

770
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,366
对你要纯送

771
00:32:41,366 --> 00:32:43,166
纯送的话18要一万

772
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:44,966
因为之前

773
00:32:45,066 --> 00:32:47,299
呃我直播间有一个你往下看

774
00:32:47,300 --> 00:32:49,133
有个叫MC look的人

775
00:32:49,133 --> 00:32:49,933
他

776
00:32:50,533 --> 00:32:54,899
他在我这之前养了很久的18到19的牌子

777
00:32:54,900 --> 00:32:57,600
然后他上线了之后直接升到30了

778
00:32:57,933 --> 00:33:01,466
对 19级牌子就能30

779
00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:03,133
你要是20级牌子的话

780
00:33:03,133 --> 00:33:06,199
如果是纯砸钱砸上来的那就能升到

781
00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:08,866
31级半对

782
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,600
谢谢莎莎国娜娜的分享啊

783
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:14,566
所以含金量很高的除了20级牌子

784
00:33:14,566 --> 00:33:15,099
真的

785
00:33:15,100 --> 00:33:18,533
尤其是一天速通20级真的特别那什么

786
00:33:18,566 --> 00:33:20,666
你说问老头到不到18岁

787
00:33:21,566 --> 00:33:25,399
哈哈哈哈哈哈

788
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,066
对不起老头18岁了吧

789
00:33:28,066 --> 00:33:30,333
嗯嗯嗯绝对零度

790
00:33:30,466 --> 00:33:31,699
18岁了吗

791
00:33:32,766 --> 00:33:33,933
你成年了吗

792
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000
你怎么不在我的直播栏第一位了

793
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000
你是不是偷偷看别的女人了

794
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,100
我生气了

795
00:33:39,700 --> 00:33:41,100
你是不是偷偷看别的女人

796
00:33:41,100 --> 00:33:43,600
然后把我看的都不是直播间第一位了

797
00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:46,500
元气门将榜第一名

798
00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:49,566
这这是个屁萌新啊这死了又复活

799
00:33:49,566 --> 00:33:51,699
这就重新计算年龄是吧

800
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:54,500
呃呃

801
00:33:55,933 --> 00:33:58,899
不是试了再复活就重新有主播

802
00:33:58,900 --> 00:34:01,933
怎么荣誉单项老能抱到这种这种

803
00:34:02,300 --> 00:34:03,400
这种那个啥的呀

804
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,733
早知道我就抱高能少年好了

805
00:34:07,666 --> 00:34:09,099
我不好说了

806
00:34:10,966 --> 00:34:12,999
打复活赛打赢了也算也算

807
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,366
重新做人是吧

808
00:34:14,966 --> 00:34:16,499
我出差你问我啊

809
00:34:16,500 --> 00:34:17,566
我不知道啊

810
00:34:17,866 --> 00:34:19,333
谢谢超人的打call

811
00:34:19,333 --> 00:34:20,666
红周尼尔里卡多

812
00:34:20,666 --> 00:34:21,933
感谢支持

813
00:34:23,933 --> 00:34:24,866
谢谢礼物捏

814
00:34:24,866 --> 00:34:26,899
感谢感谢你怎么会蕾丝一个赛道

815
00:34:26,900 --> 00:34:27,933
晦气晦气

816
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:29,066
开变声器

817
00:34:29,066 --> 00:34:31,099
摁冲少年榜没事的

818
00:34:31,100 --> 00:34:33,100
这个这是自己选择的

819
00:34:33,100 --> 00:34:35,600
我可以说我的心理性别认同是男性啊

820
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,066
纯纯的g n跟大家

821
00:34:37,066 --> 00:34:38,099
大家伙都是兄弟

822
00:34:38,100 --> 00:34:39,733
你们帮我作证就好了呀

823
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:40,300
对

824
00:34:40,300 --> 00:34:43,166
我应该报一个高能动物园之类的东西

825
00:34:43,166 --> 00:34:45,699
没有高能动物园感觉不太适合我呀

826
00:34:47,266 --> 00:34:49,533
刷钱到20上天到33吧

827
00:34:49,533 --> 00:34:50,966
33这么多吗

828
00:34:51,333 --> 00:34:53,999
应该32吧我记得对

829
00:34:56,533 --> 00:34:58,199
前香草加橙汁

830
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:00,466
老头还分区爆沙蕾丝你呢

831
00:35:00,466 --> 00:35:02,566
扣1助力主播爆沙蕾丝

832
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,133
救命啊拜拜

833
00:35:04,300 --> 00:35:05,600
朋友你咋的了

834
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:07,466
别干哈你也活在第二世了

835
00:35:07,466 --> 00:35:08,899
那我都不说我是

836
00:35:08,933 --> 00:35:10,499
我是新人啊

837
00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:13,266
吃饭刷到20要10个w

838
00:35:13,466 --> 00:35:15,466
10个w的话是32级

839
00:35:15,566 --> 00:35:17,133
从老师不是男童

840
00:35:17,133 --> 00:35:19,333
他本来就不是男童啊怎么了

841
00:35:20,466 --> 00:35:22,399
你不会以为他是男童吧

842
00:35:23,166 --> 00:35:24,099
我不好说了

843
00:35:24,100 --> 00:35:25,133
欢迎你天呐

844
00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:28,399
主播抛弃了自己o p的钱

845
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:29,500
是我受不了

846
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,166
太茫茫人了

847
00:35:35,166 --> 00:35:36,333
而且那个什么

848
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:39,000
本来主播啊都已经成为了

849
00:35:39,166 --> 00:35:41,533
OP区周末的前三对吧

850
00:35:41,533 --> 00:35:42,766
他不做男模

851
00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:45,933
哦对他是不做男模

852
00:35:46,466 --> 00:35:48,166
嗯嗯男模不好做了

853
00:35:48,166 --> 00:35:50,399
男模做起来感觉不一样

854
00:35:50,666 --> 00:35:52,766
对他他是不做男模

855
00:35:54,466 --> 00:35:58,799
谢谢娜娜的打call和小钢琴的牛蛙捏

856
00:35:59,733 --> 00:36:01,799
送不了送不起一个纸巾了

857
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,800
就不发病了啊

858
00:36:06,933 --> 00:36:07,599
有什么病

859
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:10,366
是需要送一个纸巾才能发的吗

860
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:16,200
对他说他学习做LAP的模型就是因为

861
00:36:16,333 --> 00:36:19,666
呃他想看漂亮妹妹的这个

862
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:23,466
肉体啊对然后这个比较

863
00:36:23,700 --> 00:36:25,366
比较猥琐的出发点

864
00:36:25,366 --> 00:36:27,199
只能说有热爱才有

865
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:29,333
才有才有这个技术力

866
00:36:30,933 --> 00:36:32,399
我这嗓子呀我天

867
00:36:32,500 --> 00:36:34,600
有热爱才有技术力啊家人们

868
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:37,366
所以说这个小从老师进步神速啊

869
00:36:37,500 --> 00:36:38,900
这个短短的半年

870
00:36:38,900 --> 00:36:41,766
就成为了我心里的超一线模型师

871
00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:44,766
这个技术上也是特别的牛啊

872
00:36:44,900 --> 00:36:47,700
所以说这个有有一些动力在里面

873
00:36:50,066 --> 00:36:52,533
谢谢大家的盛典门票

874
00:36:52,566 --> 00:36:55,133
耶谢谢赢的10朵小花

875
00:36:55,133 --> 00:36:56,199
感谢支持

876
00:36:56,366 --> 00:36:58,199
我一直可以说话的

877
00:36:58,200 --> 00:36:59,500
我说话一直可以的

878
00:36:59,500 --> 00:37:02,566
但是就大家只要我为什么想吃冰棍

879
00:37:02,566 --> 00:37:05,199
我想吃冰凶啊我还能点歌吗

880
00:37:05,333 --> 00:37:06,966
弟啊你点吧弟

881
00:37:07,533 --> 00:37:08,933
你怎么不说话呀

882
00:37:08,933 --> 00:37:09,799
这个这个

883
00:37:09,866 --> 00:37:12,766
零下273度的沸水我有点害怕

884
00:37:12,766 --> 00:37:14,299
你怎么一劲送礼物呢

885
00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:16,266
再说一句话好不好你告诉我

886
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:17,900
你告诉我你是成年人吗

887
00:37:17,900 --> 00:37:19,600
你先别走你等会

888
00:37:20,666 --> 00:37:22,266
你先等一下

889
00:37:23,700 --> 00:37:26,266
你先等一下你告诉我你是不是成年人

890
00:37:27,333 --> 00:37:28,399
我有点害怕呀

891
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:29,066
别别别

892
00:37:29,066 --> 00:37:31,333
你这个人怎么一直送礼物不说话呢

893
00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:32,733
好像联机了呜呜

894
00:37:33,166 --> 00:37:35,966
哎你告诉我你今年年满18了吗

895
00:37:35,966 --> 00:37:39,266
这位这位这位这位38岁带俩娃的朋友

896
00:37:39,266 --> 00:37:40,599
他说明年中考

897
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:48,966
私信我吧点日文歌私信我主播

898
00:37:48,966 --> 00:37:50,199
主播是战狼主播

899
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:51,600
不认识日文的啊

900
00:37:52,733 --> 00:37:54,766
hold on Aligator感谢你的配合

901
00:37:54,766 --> 00:37:56,066
你在西班牙吃

902
00:37:56,166 --> 00:37:57,933
主播战狼不认识日文啊

903
00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:02,366
好像是陶老师那边的提督啊这样的

904
00:38:02,766 --> 00:38:05,299
n d w d还有未成年粉丝吗

905
00:38:05,300 --> 00:38:08,200
嗯没事没事我我玩梗的玩梗的嗯

906
00:38:09,466 --> 00:38:11,366
两眼一黑哈哈

907
00:38:12,733 --> 00:38:13,533
哈

908
00:38:16,700 --> 00:38:19,066
谢谢野猫头匠的盛典门票

909
00:38:19,066 --> 00:38:20,199
谢谢你的

910
00:38:20,966 --> 00:38:22,699
32张盛典门票

911
00:38:22,700 --> 00:38:23,733
念如果

912
00:38:23,766 --> 00:38:26,299
哔哩哔哩比比哈利利抽奖有权重的话

913
00:38:26,300 --> 00:38:27,566
我觉得肯定是你中

914
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:30,300
如果不是你中那代表有黑幕

915
00:38:30,366 --> 00:38:33,933
我们明天携手你就打到叔叔家门口

916
00:38:34,100 --> 00:38:34,900
好吧

917
00:38:35,466 --> 00:38:38,466
谢谢天下的盛典门票获得你而立而动

918
00:38:38,933 --> 00:38:43,099
老头别急着退款等17岁11个月0

919
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:44,900
这个这个29天

920
00:38:44,900 --> 00:38:45,800
然后过半了

921
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:48,133
晚上12点准时申请退款是吧

922
00:38:48,666 --> 00:38:49,566
欢迎房串

923
00:38:49,700 --> 00:38:51,733
那你直接搜路上的猫尾草

924
00:38:51,733 --> 00:38:55,566
好的路上的猫尾草

925
00:38:58,100 --> 00:38:58,933
欢迎房川

926
00:38:58,933 --> 00:39:00,499
你晚上好

927
00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:01,800
最近顺利吗

928
00:39:02,466 --> 00:39:04,566
感觉最近房川来都不太说话

929
00:39:04,566 --> 00:39:06,133
跟我吃饭我跟你打招呼

930
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:10,300
啊寂寞寂寞寂寞寂寞西摩西啊

931
00:39:10,300 --> 00:39:12,100
我知道是这首歌呀

932
00:39:14,266 --> 00:39:15,066
这个不是

933
00:39:15,100 --> 00:39:17,766
超级多的那种模型展示视频

934
00:39:17,766 --> 00:39:19,066
都在用的歌吗

935
00:39:27,933 --> 00:39:28,866
我的心情

936
00:39:29,333 --> 00:39:30,366
顺利的好

937
00:39:30,366 --> 00:39:32,199
哎你好

938
00:39:36,300 --> 00:39:37,900
被天选骗了啊

939
00:39:37,900 --> 00:39:39,566
狗妹呢我错了

940
00:39:41,166 --> 00:39:42,899
谢谢美丽的关注

941
00:39:42,933 --> 00:39:44,299
我不要听老公PK

942
00:39:44,300 --> 00:39:47,100
老婆最近在那边出差

943
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,333
7月打米挑战失败

944
00:39:49,866 --> 00:39:53,099
7月给管人打米挑战成功啊

945
00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:56,499
当你失败了一个事之后

946
00:39:56,500 --> 00:39:57,800
你就会成功另一个事

947
00:39:58,533 --> 00:40:00,399
燕子看7月17号的生日会

948
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,600
谁的打脸打脸谁的呢

949
00:40:03,700 --> 00:40:07,100
就像肉酱的金笔金笔和泡泡糖泡泡糖

950
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:08,200
哎呀别提了

951
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:09,566
我办生日会的时候

952
00:40:09,566 --> 00:40:11,999
是我最凉最凉的时候

953
00:40:12,333 --> 00:40:15,266
别人办生日会都敢向自己上生气办

954
00:40:15,366 --> 00:40:17,599
就我傻傻的把他跟冬至人

955
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,466
生日确定到差不多的

956
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,066
这个时间了

957
00:40:23,266 --> 00:40:25,133
一月这个20号

958
00:40:25,666 --> 00:40:26,566
之前

959
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:29,566
主播一直都是拜见主播

960
00:40:29,700 --> 00:40:32,866
之后主播也慢慢的八仙过海啊

961
00:40:32,866 --> 00:40:37,599
110120然后150160这个站了150三个月

962
00:40:38,166 --> 00:40:40,499
现在回顾一下我的直播历史

963
00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:42,766
就办生日会的时候最凉

964
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,800
60多个见着就办

965
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:46,933
生日会还发了一套新衣服

966
00:40:46,933 --> 00:40:48,466
办完之后80多件

967
00:40:48,466 --> 00:40:51,466
我下播之后就想哎呀吃蛋糕都没见

968
00:40:51,900 --> 00:40:53,066
我这辈子算完了

969
00:40:53,066 --> 00:40:54,866
我这辈子再也不能白见了

970
00:40:54,866 --> 00:40:57,799
哈哈哈那你就就是那种哎呀

971
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:02,700
嫔妾这辈子为份永无今生之日了要

972
00:41:02,700 --> 00:41:03,400
真没想到

973
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:05,800
开生日会的时候是自己最凉的时候

974
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:09,100
人家都趁生日会勇创新高就我哎呀

975
00:41:09,566 --> 00:41:11,966
谢谢天下的心红哥你爱的小手

976
00:41:12,066 --> 00:41:13,099
感谢支持

977
00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:16,333
对0好对0对0对0对0对0

978
00:41:16,333 --> 00:41:17,066
你为什么不是1

979
00:41:17,066 --> 00:41:17,866
下午发的

980
00:41:17,866 --> 00:41:19,899
我记得他们发对0都是下午发

981
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:21,133
买点燕子

982
00:41:21,133 --> 00:41:22,699
饿了但没有那么饿的感觉

983
00:41:22,700 --> 00:41:25,000
尝试吃点有咸味的零食就好了

984
00:41:25,366 --> 00:41:28,533
嗯主播生日会的时候拉的太狠了

985
00:41:28,533 --> 00:41:29,699
我受不了了

986
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,666
哦我记得我生日会的时候

987
00:41:31,733 --> 00:41:34,166
好像金色的礼物收到了

988
00:41:34,166 --> 00:41:35,533
潢川的那个

989
00:41:36,066 --> 00:41:38,066
一个金色的礼物小电视

990
00:41:38,066 --> 00:41:40,466
还是泰国走来的对

991
00:41:41,866 --> 00:41:44,866
唯一撑场面的金色礼物啊

992
00:41:45,266 --> 00:41:47,499
你是我榜一但是我记得了

993
00:41:47,866 --> 00:41:49,466
主播什么时候生日呢

994
00:41:49,466 --> 00:41:51,766
肯定不是啊我是1月份

995
00:41:52,366 --> 00:41:54,466
生日会狂拉你知道吧

996
00:41:54,533 --> 00:41:56,666
不搞活动现场还能稳定

997
00:41:56,666 --> 00:41:57,799
我就见过两个

998
00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:59,533
我觉得我还是挺稳定的吧

999
00:41:59,533 --> 00:42:01,599
上个月活动都没有这个月多

1000
00:42:04,366 --> 00:42:07,299
你家没有零食那你就只能点外卖啦

1001
00:42:07,966 --> 00:42:09,133
考虑考虑吃什么吧

1002
00:42:09,133 --> 00:42:10,266
吃小龙虾吧

1003
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:11,700
我觉得这个饿

1004
00:42:11,733 --> 00:42:13,699
又饿又不饿多半是馋了

1005
00:42:13,700 --> 00:42:15,366
咱们说实话多半是馋了

1006
00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:17,533
吃点有咸味的东西啊

1007
00:42:17,900 --> 00:42:20,733
我一到半夜就想吃又咸又辣的东西

1008
00:42:20,733 --> 00:42:22,799
然后白天就只想喝果汁

1009
00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:26,000
这果汁凉的猕猴桃水

1010
00:42:27,333 --> 00:42:29,999
陶老师他是不咋搞活动啊

1011
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:30,500
我跟你说

1012
00:42:30,500 --> 00:42:33,866
陶老师的这个知名度五湖四海啊

1013
00:42:33,966 --> 00:42:35,166
遍传大地

1014
00:42:35,266 --> 00:42:37,199
爹您认识做男模的吗

1015
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:38,500
我帮你找找吧主

1016
00:42:38,500 --> 00:42:39,800
要好多都没档次

1017
00:42:40,500 --> 00:42:42,333
我不想改做女模

1018
00:42:43,466 --> 00:42:47,133
呃跟中医交流一下跟中医交流一下

1019
00:42:47,133 --> 00:42:49,366
他也是男模我不知道他找谁建模

1020
00:42:52,666 --> 00:42:54,699
那你就明天把它冻起来

1021
00:42:54,700 --> 00:42:57,100
你把这外卖放冰箱明天再吃呗

1022
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:58,800
谢谢你能给我磕个头

1023
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:00,866
卖了打call或者你俩一个斗

1024
00:43:00,866 --> 00:43:02,699
感谢支持嗯

1025
00:43:05,966 --> 00:43:07,466
坏苹果想出道了

1026
00:43:07,466 --> 00:43:08,733
坏苹果坏苹果

1027
00:43:08,733 --> 00:43:10,799
他要出道然后跟我联动了

1028
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:12,466
然后主播就要复刻上辈子

1029
00:43:12,466 --> 00:43:14,133
跟难为联动被延上

1030
00:43:14,133 --> 00:43:15,299
然后烂完

1031
00:43:15,700 --> 00:43:18,533
等七九月下或10月就行了

1032
00:43:20,066 --> 00:43:20,899
不好找啊

1033
00:43:20,900 --> 00:43:22,333
现在的建模是只有俩月

1034
00:43:22,333 --> 00:43:23,899
长期了真不好找呀

1035
00:43:23,966 --> 00:43:25,733
听完了拜拜拜拜

1036
00:43:25,866 --> 00:43:27,699
怀里的是本体

1037
00:43:27,733 --> 00:43:30,333
喵喵我呀嗯猫猫我呀

1038
00:43:30,333 --> 00:43:31,699
这就可爱了呢

1039
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:37,500
只有俩月不好找呀

1040
00:43:38,466 --> 00:43:40,533
你说不要自作自受

1041
00:43:40,533 --> 00:43:42,399
自己创造伤悲

1042
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:45,700
谁都可以彻底忘记谁

1043
00:43:46,366 --> 00:43:48,566
你说过往不及回首

1044
00:43:48,566 --> 00:43:49,966
别后悔了才

1045
00:43:51,100 --> 00:43:54,066
无语了人家人家车我

1046
00:43:54,066 --> 00:43:54,866
然后吧

1047
00:43:54,866 --> 00:43:57,666
大半夜人我在这这也不是联动吧

1048
00:43:57,666 --> 00:44:00,333
就挖矿就挖矿然后合作挖矿

1049
00:44:00,333 --> 00:44:01,133
然后

1050
00:44:01,533 --> 00:44:03,999
大半夜的人家这个砸个小电视

1051
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,600
把自己的同伴召唤过来

1052
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:07,066
然后在直播间骂我

1053
00:44:08,733 --> 00:44:10,266
说啊我都不能跟你玩

1054
00:44:10,266 --> 00:44:11,799
我都不能线下跟你玩啊

1055
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:13,800
凭什么你们两个可以一起玩啊

1056
00:44:13,866 --> 00:44:14,399
对吧

1057
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:16,766
这个他要跟你玩对吧先让他上个总督

1058
00:44:17,700 --> 00:44:19,333
呦他妈毛病吧

1059
00:44:19,333 --> 00:44:22,166
我现在一想我以前写的跟个包子一样

1060
00:44:22,166 --> 00:44:23,533
我现在就直接开骂了

1061
00:44:23,533 --> 00:44:25,266
你他妈有毛病吧是吧

1062
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:27,100
有没有私信发定

1063
00:44:27,333 --> 00:44:28,699
什么私信发定了

1064
00:44:30,133 --> 00:44:32,566
快你小小心车没带了安平

1065
00:44:32,566 --> 00:44:33,866
你别什么都乱评

1066
00:44:33,866 --> 00:44:35,066
这有些微不能评的

1067
00:44:35,066 --> 00:44:37,099
有些微小心车没带啊

1068
00:44:37,700 --> 00:44:39,600
妈呢韭菜盒子我要吃面

1069
00:44:40,166 --> 00:44:41,699
你啊气我干嘛

1070
00:44:41,766 --> 00:44:43,899
这这这这抢我饭碗是吧

1071
00:44:43,900 --> 00:44:45,933
你这样我可不跟你连对的是吧

1072
00:44:45,933 --> 00:44:47,266
你还要仰仗不是

1073
00:44:47,266 --> 00:44:49,166
你还要依靠主播的光辉

1074
00:44:49,166 --> 00:44:50,966
积攒这个原始粉丝

1075
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,700
你还要模仿我抢我的饭碗

1076
00:44:53,866 --> 00:44:56,599
怎么有这样的人啊哈哈我好难过

1077
00:44:57,666 --> 00:45:02,099
怎么像m m r k g拉帮招我就觉得很怪吗

1078
00:45:02,366 --> 00:45:04,999
你只凭我牌子等级高的啊

1079
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,166
对然后就他给你上个欠条

1080
00:45:07,166 --> 00:45:08,933
你还得去砍个牌子去买

1081
00:45:11,900 --> 00:45:15,766
你说米呀米呀米呀米呀紫色猫猫你

1082
00:45:16,466 --> 00:45:19,733
你要不人设定成吸血吸血鬼算了

1083
00:45:19,733 --> 00:45:20,533
哈哈哈

1084
00:45:21,366 --> 00:45:24,499
没事就吸我一口你整个吸血鬼来来

1085
00:45:24,533 --> 00:45:25,899
然后然后咱俩联动

1086
00:45:25,900 --> 00:45:28,800
你就就狠狠的这个这个吸啊狂吸

1087
00:45:30,666 --> 00:45:32,666
谢谢大家的打call和i love

1088
00:45:32,900 --> 00:45:34,166
好的你挨着挨揍

1089
00:45:34,266 --> 00:45:35,066
感谢支持

1090
00:45:35,100 --> 00:45:35,566
什么米呀

1091
00:45:35,566 --> 00:45:36,999
还有模仿者里面小微

1092
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,400
模仿里面小微感觉没有前途呀

1093
00:45:39,933 --> 00:45:41,799
啦啦啦啦啦啦

1094
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:45,900
我点一丝烛火任性泛滥了

1095
00:45:45,900 --> 00:45:49,733
思念谁的桥梁一去找不回

1096
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:51,800
这段时间看的不多

1097
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:54,766
主播越来越好令人高兴呀吼

1098
00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:00,400
对吧我们我们都要在彼此的

1099
00:46:00,500 --> 00:46:02,166
生活里面各自努力啊

1100
00:46:02,166 --> 00:46:04,733
然后有空的时候开心一下

1101
00:46:04,733 --> 00:46:06,366
然后凑到一起就好了

1102
00:46:08,333 --> 00:46:09,466
什么希望

1103
00:46:09,566 --> 00:46:11,533
为了让你开心的可爱

1104
00:46:11,533 --> 00:46:13,266
中国吸血小鬼是吧

1105
00:46:13,266 --> 00:46:16,499
别吧别别跟我提这个挺恶心的

1106
00:46:16,500 --> 00:46:17,666
恭喜南京北站

1107
00:46:17,666 --> 00:46:19,133
他在开啊一只猫

1108
00:46:19,133 --> 00:46:20,933
他在开电视对没

1109
00:46:20,933 --> 00:46:21,899
怎么没抽到

1110
00:46:21,900 --> 00:46:24,266
绝对零度啊叔叔有黑幕

1111
00:46:25,566 --> 00:46:29,733
有人砸了32张门票没抽到18块8红包

1112
00:46:29,733 --> 00:46:31,566
我不认可我真的不认可

1113
00:46:32,566 --> 00:46:35,099
比比嗨丽丽烂完了抽奖真是

1114
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:40,400
没中难受

1115
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:41,666
睡了晚安妮

1116
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:44,266
黑摸有黑摸哼

1117
00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:50,133
谢谢沸水的冰可乐

1118
00:46:50,133 --> 00:46:52,966
为我们直播间创造了18块8抽奖的机会

1119
00:46:52,966 --> 00:46:53,766
呢

1120
00:46:55,966 --> 00:46:57,733
不会真是开始一样的吧

1121
00:46:57,733 --> 00:46:59,133
我不知道呀

1122
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:01,800
不太清楚

1123
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:03,466
不是我黑不开

1124
00:47:03,500 --> 00:47:06,666
我要能控制我就抽给他的对吧

1125
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:10,366
这个盛典门票是什么加分的礼物

1126
00:47:10,366 --> 00:47:13,199
就是那个b s赛道里面加分的礼物

1127
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:16,333
对没中奖主播能退吗

1128
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,400
你在卡BUG呢

1129
00:47:18,533 --> 00:47:21,166
你突然刷出手号呢在这边是吧

1130
00:47:21,366 --> 00:47:23,366
做梦我才不退呢

1131
00:47:24,766 --> 00:47:26,499
没中能退门票吗

1132
00:47:26,500 --> 00:47:29,366
你刷初十是吧我才不退给你呢

1133
00:47:37,133 --> 00:47:40,099
因为只是晚上出去打麻将被女朋友逮

1134
00:47:40,100 --> 00:47:41,300
捕了你能安慰我一下

1135
00:47:41,300 --> 00:47:42,600
好4秒好4秒

1136
00:47:42,966 --> 00:47:44,599
打麻将不好习惯啊

1137
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:45,533
好使好使

1138
00:47:46,966 --> 00:47:48,333
你还让我安慰你

1139
00:47:48,333 --> 00:47:49,699
然后早点戒了吧

1140
00:47:50,066 --> 00:47:51,133
都不是什么那什么

1141
00:47:51,133 --> 00:47:52,366
出门吃烧烤了

1142
00:47:52,366 --> 00:47:54,399
你带着我行不行啊

1143
00:47:55,366 --> 00:47:58,266
哎哎哎你别走

1144
00:47:58,266 --> 00:48:00,699
烧烤点菜

1145
00:48:00,700 --> 00:48:02,733
我想吃那个啊

1146
00:48:02,733 --> 00:48:04,366
烤烤干豆腐卷

1147
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:06,300
烤鸭脖烤鸡翅

1148
00:48:06,300 --> 00:48:09,066
烤土豆片烤小地瓜烤玉米粒

1149
00:48:09,066 --> 00:48:10,366
我想吃烤梅肉

1150
00:48:10,366 --> 00:48:13,333
烤排骨烤猪肉串烤牛肉串啊

1151
00:48:13,333 --> 00:48:15,333
还想吃塑胶五分熟

1152
00:48:15,333 --> 00:48:17,966
烤豆皮哈哈烤菠萝

1153
00:48:18,300 --> 00:48:20,100
你带着我走吧

1154
00:48:20,100 --> 00:48:21,400
我要吃冷面

1155
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:23,733
酸甜焖汤加两片牛肉

1156
00:48:23,866 --> 00:48:27,999
哈哈哈我不想直播了我想吃烧烤

1157
00:48:34,933 --> 00:48:37,266
谢谢冯串的盛典门票

1158
00:48:37,266 --> 00:48:39,133
谢谢冯串的5张盛典门票

1159
00:48:39,133 --> 00:48:40,599
你也会等你安利盖座

1160
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:42,366
谢谢s c p奖的爱心

1161
00:48:42,500 --> 00:48:45,066
感谢支持获得你安利盖座

1162
00:48:45,100 --> 00:48:47,466
明天下里迎面的时候我在看燕子

1163
00:48:47,466 --> 00:48:48,599
这都几点了

1164
00:48:49,100 --> 00:48:51,066
这都12点多了你快去睡觉吧

1165
00:48:51,066 --> 00:48:52,266
要不我给你发个禁言

1166
00:48:52,266 --> 00:48:54,133
你就不可以在我直播间说话了

1167
00:48:54,166 --> 00:48:55,699
还有就是这么叫我

1168
00:48:55,700 --> 00:48:56,900
看了你给我切的片

1169
00:48:56,900 --> 00:48:58,733
我感觉只有最后一个可能

1170
00:48:58,766 --> 00:49:02,333
就是是我打算切然后想发到官号上的

1171
00:49:02,333 --> 00:49:03,133
之后之后

1172
00:49:03,133 --> 00:49:06,166
等你面试完了之后我们再细聊好吗

1173
00:49:07,500 --> 00:49:09,400
带着我吧哈

1174
00:49:09,666 --> 00:49:11,999
一个人吃烧烤太孤单了

1175
00:49:12,066 --> 00:49:14,466
带上小熊小咪吧

1176
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:16,766
你看小熊小咪小小的

1177
00:49:16,766 --> 00:49:19,166
但是他能吃好多东西呢

1178
00:49:19,166 --> 00:49:21,899
呃拜托了欧尼该

1179
00:49:22,566 --> 00:49:23,766
你吃的下吗

1180
00:49:23,766 --> 00:49:25,999
我可以一样吃一串就好了

1181
00:49:26,266 --> 00:49:27,199
骨肉相连

1182
00:49:27,333 --> 00:49:28,566
想吃草莓

1183
00:49:28,866 --> 00:49:31,099
别在这边一吃提吃的就草莓

1184
00:49:31,100 --> 00:49:32,100
有米线的

1185
00:49:32,100 --> 00:49:34,466
能不能别这么耿小鬼呀

1186
00:49:34,466 --> 00:49:36,766
让完了怎么可以禁言我吗

1187
00:49:36,766 --> 00:49:37,666
带着你带着你

1188
00:49:37,666 --> 00:49:39,166
我等到你下播开车去找你

1189
00:49:39,166 --> 00:49:42,499
好好好好哎好哎哈哈

1190
00:49:52,700 --> 00:49:55,533
好哎有有有烧烤吃哎

1191
00:49:55,533 --> 00:49:57,099
我们这边烧烤都不好吃

1192
00:49:57,100 --> 00:49:58,600
没有我自己做的好吃

1193
00:49:58,600 --> 00:49:59,600
你想要抑郁

1194
00:50:00,533 --> 00:50:01,333
哎

1195
00:50:07,900 --> 00:50:09,900
坏苹果开车把主播卖了

1196
00:50:09,900 --> 00:50:11,733
我不值钱的对吧

1197
00:50:11,733 --> 00:50:13,566
不管是论斤卖还是卖奇怪

1198
00:50:13,566 --> 00:50:14,733
我都不值钱的

1199
00:50:15,100 --> 00:50:17,766
你跟坏苹果吃烧烤主播我替你吃

1200
00:50:17,766 --> 00:50:19,533
你想点啥我点给你看

1201
00:50:19,533 --> 00:50:22,066
记得把菜单拍给我让我来画圈

1202
00:50:22,066 --> 00:50:23,499
然后到时候你拍给我看

1203
00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:24,133
好吧

1204
00:50:24,133 --> 00:50:26,666
是不是我牵着攻击性都太强还抽象

1205
00:50:26,666 --> 00:50:27,866
我觉得有一些能火

1206
00:50:27,866 --> 00:50:29,266
但是不适合发到官号

1207
00:50:29,266 --> 00:50:30,999
上就呃

1208
00:50:31,300 --> 00:50:34,133
大概我看几段比较逻辑通顺的

1209
00:50:34,133 --> 00:50:37,199
然后你之后有空了可以签或者发到

1210
00:50:37,366 --> 00:50:39,333
小号或者自己的号上

1211
00:50:39,333 --> 00:50:42,933
然后主播帮你转发可能也能小伙小伙

1212
00:50:42,933 --> 00:50:45,366
哈哈哈但是不是切到我的号上

1213
00:50:45,366 --> 00:50:46,533
不是说你切的不好

1214
00:50:46,533 --> 00:50:48,566
而是说那个题材的问题啊

1215
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:51,466
主播不想谁一看我这个切片

1216
00:50:51,466 --> 00:50:53,533
然后把我鉴定为易拉罐呢

1217
00:50:53,533 --> 00:50:54,666
对这不好

1218
00:50:54,766 --> 00:50:55,799
我想我想

1219
00:50:55,900 --> 00:50:57,100
起码在关后

1220
00:50:57,100 --> 00:51:00,066
给大家保持一个正经的一个形象啊

1221
00:51:00,700 --> 00:51:03,566
谢谢小猫丢丢了的关注感谢支持

1222
00:51:03,566 --> 00:51:05,766
对我的偶像包袱很重的

1223
00:51:07,700 --> 00:51:08,500
欢迎小莫

1224
00:51:08,966 --> 00:51:11,099
我的偶像包袱真的很严重

1225
00:51:11,100 --> 00:51:11,900
欢迎爱笑

1226
00:51:11,900 --> 00:51:13,066
晚上好呀

1227
00:51:13,266 --> 00:51:17,566
你好谢谢笑脸三妹的关注欢迎来到

1228
00:51:19,500 --> 00:51:21,933
我真的真的真的觉得很

1229
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:25,166
我不是纯纯的易拉罐这叫耿老

1230
00:51:25,166 --> 00:51:27,066
嗨耿战士

1231
00:51:30,866 --> 00:51:32,199
别骗自己

1232
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:36,000
嗯

1233
00:51:36,700 --> 00:51:38,966
啊啊我受不了

1234
00:51:38,966 --> 00:51:43,399
哈哈哈你怎么刚刚刚刚来就骂我呀

1235
00:51:45,866 --> 00:51:50,066
小猫怎么能承受这种委屈呢啊

1236
00:51:50,866 --> 00:51:51,766
啊

1237
00:51:52,666 --> 00:51:54,066
欢迎a g嗯

1238
00:51:54,333 --> 00:51:56,533
谢谢奋水的打call

1239
00:51:56,533 --> 00:52:00,299
谢谢默默和自我者的礼物谢谢谢谢

1240
00:52:00,666 --> 00:52:02,966
没关系本来又搞了几个类型染条

1241
00:52:02,966 --> 00:52:04,499
辛苦了阿里达悼念

1242
00:52:04,666 --> 00:52:06,399
谢谢谢谢嗯

1243
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:10,666
选段感觉都挺好的

1244
00:52:10,666 --> 00:52:12,999
最近大家觉得有没有哪个段能切呀

1245
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,000
切完手上的这几个之后感觉

1246
00:52:15,266 --> 00:52:17,099
后半个月不知道发什么了

1247
00:52:17,700 --> 00:52:18,966
但是在每天直播

1248
00:52:18,966 --> 00:52:20,799
里面也会不断的有效果的吧

1249
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:22,733
所以看看情况嗯

1250
00:52:24,533 --> 00:52:27,366
下一个要发的贴片是讨论毕业的

1251
00:52:27,366 --> 00:52:30,933
再下一个发的是下周的周末

1252
00:52:30,933 --> 00:52:33,333
9号十号左右会发一个

1253
00:52:33,366 --> 00:52:35,133
小学生算数的那个

1254
00:52:35,133 --> 00:52:36,733
哎先给我出的那道题

1255
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:40,133
谢谢菠萝赛东只认钱的

1256
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:41,933
s c啊红豆你Aligato

1257
00:52:41,933 --> 00:52:43,466
今天被家里赶着相亲

1258
00:52:43,466 --> 00:52:45,199
因为刚分手没多久有点不

1259
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:45,933
情愿

1260
00:52:45,933 --> 00:52:48,699
结果发现快赶上选妃了有点幻灭

1261
00:52:49,733 --> 00:52:53,166
别秀啦你在凡尔赛是吧

1262
00:52:53,466 --> 00:52:54,799
你要是不满意

1263
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:56,900
就把我的联系方式推给他们

1264
00:52:56,900 --> 00:52:59,666
或者跟他们说关注我的大号

1265
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:01,266
坏苹果bad apple

1266
00:53:01,266 --> 00:53:03,766
让坏苹果来帮你承受这一切吧

1267
00:53:06,266 --> 00:53:07,533
打你打你

1268
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:09,133
你怎么这么呃

1269
00:53:10,566 --> 00:53:12,066
谢谢林迪的爱了爱了

1270
00:53:12,066 --> 00:53:14,699
谢谢天下的牛蛙红中你爱的感动

1271
00:53:14,700 --> 00:53:15,733
感谢支持

1272
00:53:15,733 --> 00:53:16,666
嗯嗯

1273
00:53:17,333 --> 00:53:19,733
别别哈哈哈

1274
00:53:19,933 --> 00:53:21,466
我真的不会羡慕

1275
00:53:21,866 --> 00:53:23,499
我我真的不会羡慕

1276
00:53:23,700 --> 00:53:27,066
大家觉得相亲出真爱的概率有多高呀

1277
00:53:29,566 --> 00:53:32,966
就是年轻小说里面那种啊你去相亲

1278
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:35,333
然后去那个什么加油

1279
00:53:36,100 --> 00:53:37,400
谢谢你桃红渊

1280
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:39,666
not enough

1281
00:53:41,966 --> 00:53:45,133
this is not enough

1282
00:53:50,100 --> 00:53:51,166
很难想象

1283
00:53:51,500 --> 00:53:53,200
两个人没有真正相爱过

1284
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:55,666
然后结婚过日子是什么样的体验啊

1285
00:53:55,666 --> 00:53:56,899
我是不是太小了

1286
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:59,466
就我想象不了这是一个什么样的这个

1287
00:53:59,466 --> 00:54:00,466
这个感觉啊

1288
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:03,000
觉得就操持家里面的事情

1289
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,900
真的是超级超级累人的

1290
00:54:04,900 --> 00:54:06,700
尤其是你一个人生活的时候

1291
00:54:06,700 --> 00:54:07,766
什么都能随意啊

1292
00:54:07,766 --> 00:54:09,199
但两个人生活的话

1293
00:54:09,300 --> 00:54:12,100
就一个人就乱七八糟的一个无所谓

1294
00:54:12,100 --> 00:54:13,200
一个人喜欢干净

1295
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:14,966
那就得都依着这个干净的

1296
00:54:14,966 --> 00:54:16,799
一个人对吃没什么讲究

1297
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:18,100
另一个人对吃有要求

1298
00:54:18,100 --> 00:54:19,566
那就都得依着这个

1299
00:54:19,933 --> 00:54:21,333
对吃有要求的

1300
00:54:21,366 --> 00:54:22,666
所以说反而

1301
00:54:22,666 --> 00:54:23,333
两个人都

1302
00:54:23,333 --> 00:54:25,566
都干了自己平常一个人过的时候

1303
00:54:25,566 --> 00:54:27,399
绝对不会干的那种活呀

1304
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:28,933
然后就压力很大

1305
00:54:28,933 --> 00:54:30,299
而且还不是为了自己做的

1306
00:54:30,300 --> 00:54:32,600
如果中间没有感情没有爱的话

1307
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:34,400
那那也太累了吧

1308
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:37,700
除非这又不是谁家里都能这个独栋

1309
00:54:37,766 --> 00:54:39,199
保姆司机

1310
00:54:39,300 --> 00:54:42,366
然后没事天天打理打理花园就行

1311
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:45,000
哪有人天天都是这样的生活呀

1312
00:54:46,733 --> 00:54:48,266
往往不是为了感情

1313
00:54:48,266 --> 00:54:49,066
对啊一般来说

1314
00:54:49,066 --> 00:54:51,899
相亲不都会把什么身高体重三围

1315
00:54:51,900 --> 00:54:54,733
家里三代背景有什么财产情况

1316
00:54:54,733 --> 00:54:55,999
婚后什么要求

1317
00:54:56,066 --> 00:54:59,099
甚至说孩子偏好的性别都会写上

1318
00:54:59,100 --> 00:55:00,966
然后这个怎么样自己的各种

1319
00:55:01,366 --> 00:55:03,966
就感觉有点像找工作了写个简历

1320
00:55:03,966 --> 00:55:06,133
然后两边对着挑

1321
00:55:06,133 --> 00:55:07,899
哎呀甜蜜圈的

1322
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:09,733
谢谢菠萝菜等主人

1323
00:55:09,733 --> 00:55:11,599
前任IC风等你i think i do

1324
00:55:11,700 --> 00:55:13,166
主要是以前跟燕子说过

1325
00:55:13,166 --> 00:55:15,533
为了前女友我读研出国都放弃了

1326
00:55:15,533 --> 00:55:17,899
结果相亲对象条件都比他好

1327
00:55:18,366 --> 00:55:21,399
这个条件好只能说明什么呢

1328
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:24,066
我觉得学生时代是很容易出真爱的呀

1329
00:55:24,066 --> 00:55:27,133
这个为了感情人可以做很多事情

1330
00:55:27,133 --> 00:55:28,333
但是就让

1331
00:55:28,333 --> 00:55:31,166
你为了这些条件更好的相亲对象

1332
00:55:31,166 --> 00:55:33,366
我让你读研放弃出国你愿意吗

1333
00:55:33,366 --> 00:55:34,533
肯定你不愿意啊

1334
00:55:34,533 --> 00:55:36,733
所以说感情还是很有用的呀

1335
00:55:36,733 --> 00:55:38,099
欢迎默默家嗯

1336
00:55:39,533 --> 00:55:42,899
根据你丰富的相亲经验基本是0捏

1337
00:55:42,933 --> 00:55:43,733
主要感觉

1338
00:55:43,733 --> 00:55:46,299
1相亲大家往这个桌子上一坐

1339
00:55:46,966 --> 00:55:48,933
感觉就像谈判一样

1340
00:55:49,166 --> 00:55:50,733
没有那种意思

1341
00:55:52,100 --> 00:55:53,366
那是小组作业吧

1342
00:55:53,366 --> 00:55:54,999
没有组队的人组成一队

1343
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,600
那这一队的人一般都摆烂吧

1344
00:55:58,733 --> 00:55:59,799
你为什么在哭

1345
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:02,500
有人欺负我我才哭的

1346
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:04,800
欢迎琉璃

1347
00:56:05,733 --> 00:56:07,733
过日子不就是互相弥补

1348
00:56:07,733 --> 00:56:09,466
那可能是这样的

1349
00:56:09,933 --> 00:56:12,266
两个人是能忍的了最大的缺点

1350
00:56:12,266 --> 00:56:15,599
没有爱的话怎么忍这个缺点呢很难吧

1351
00:56:16,866 --> 00:56:18,699
是因为这样才觉得没劲吧

1352
00:56:18,700 --> 00:56:21,500
情幻灭那你总不能指望你是

1353
00:56:21,566 --> 00:56:23,333
言情小说里的主角

1354
00:56:23,466 --> 00:56:25,999
你的女主角在相亲的时候跟你

1355
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:27,000
从天而降

1356
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:28,133
你们两个人对吧

1357
00:56:28,366 --> 00:56:30,366
互相为了一个原因逃相亲

1358
00:56:30,366 --> 00:56:33,333
然后在这个逃相亲的路上相识了

1359
00:56:33,333 --> 00:56:35,066
然后决定反叛世俗啊

1360
00:56:35,066 --> 00:56:37,133
把彼此带到对方家里说

1361
00:56:37,166 --> 00:56:38,733
这辈子我只爱他一个

1362
00:56:38,733 --> 00:56:39,533
之后呢

1363
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:41,566
家里说这就是给你的相亲对象啊

1364
00:56:41,566 --> 00:56:44,466
那你们赶快送入洞房即刻开始婚礼吧

1365
00:56:44,466 --> 00:56:45,266
然后你们两个

1366
00:56:45,266 --> 00:56:46,966
度过了幸福快乐的一生啊

1367
00:56:47,133 --> 00:56:50,266
又不是言情小说怎么可能呢对吧

1368
00:56:50,266 --> 00:56:51,599
假的假的

1369
00:56:51,900 --> 00:56:53,700
这还是都都相亲了

1370
00:56:53,700 --> 00:56:54,933
你要么就靠自己

1371
00:56:54,933 --> 00:56:57,133
再看看能不能遇到这个

1372
00:56:57,333 --> 00:56:58,199
有感觉的人

1373
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:00,300
要么就看看这个这个这个

1374
00:57:00,700 --> 00:57:01,900
条件的问题吧

1375
00:57:01,900 --> 00:57:03,900
感觉就某一些本来可能

1376
00:57:03,900 --> 00:57:06,700
如果他们自然的相识相知

1377
00:57:06,866 --> 00:57:08,533
真的能成为一对情侣

1378
00:57:08,533 --> 00:57:09,333
就是那种

1379
00:57:09,366 --> 00:57:12,133
发自感情从感情开始的情侣的

1380
00:57:12,133 --> 00:57:13,399
这种两个人呢

1381
00:57:13,566 --> 00:57:15,733
如果在相亲的那个场合认识的话

1382
00:57:15,733 --> 00:57:17,199
他们也不会往那个方向

1383
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:20,266
去发展就算最后结果都是在一起

1384
00:57:20,266 --> 00:57:23,333
但是可能中间的心态呀什么的

1385
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:24,600
就都完全不一样

1386
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:27,200
所以认识的地方还是挺奇妙的呀

1387
00:57:27,366 --> 00:57:29,099
我有的朋友他们就是

1388
00:57:30,100 --> 00:57:33,333
谈恋爱嘛然后他们就觉得恋爱不顺利

1389
00:57:33,333 --> 00:57:35,599
然后我就从他们认识开始问我说

1390
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:37,133
你们什么地方认识的

1391
00:57:37,166 --> 00:57:38,199
他就说啊

1392
00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:38,533
我们

1393
00:57:38,533 --> 00:57:40,933
我们是之前去夜店蹦迪的时候认识的

1394
00:57:40,933 --> 00:57:43,133
我说可能我有点这个偏见了

1395
00:57:43,133 --> 00:57:45,933
我觉得你们从夜店蹦迪认识肯定

1396
00:57:45,966 --> 00:57:46,699
这个感情

1397
00:57:46,700 --> 00:57:47,300
他就没有

1398
00:57:47,300 --> 00:57:49,600
你们俩图书馆学习的时候认识

1399
00:57:49,933 --> 00:57:51,299
要要正经一些啊

1400
00:57:51,300 --> 00:57:53,533
就算你们在一起之后一起去夜店蹦迪

1401
00:57:53,533 --> 00:57:54,699
也不是那么一回事啊

1402
00:57:54,700 --> 00:57:57,933
这个开始还是决定了很多东西的啊

1403
00:57:58,266 --> 00:58:00,933
什么高速冲击170件啊

1404
00:58:01,300 --> 00:58:05,533
161就冲170这只是强行的吗对吧

1405
00:58:05,533 --> 00:58:07,266
假的假的啊

1406
00:58:07,666 --> 00:58:09,066
没有白金怎么了

1407
00:58:09,066 --> 00:58:12,299
我喜马拉雅听到消炎投资了都没白金

1408
00:58:12,500 --> 00:58:14,133
p大尊也p的受不了了

1409
00:58:14,133 --> 00:58:15,066
摸摸头啊

1410
00:58:15,066 --> 00:58:16,466
男生打呼噜

1411
00:58:16,533 --> 00:58:18,299
这个主播的择偶标准就是

1412
00:58:18,300 --> 00:58:19,333
千万不要打呼噜

1413
00:58:19,333 --> 00:58:21,366
如果你打呼噜的话

1414
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:22,600
酒

1415
00:58:23,666 --> 00:58:26,099
不管你多么的符合我的择偶标准

1416
00:58:26,100 --> 00:58:27,600
都不行都给老子滚

1417
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:30,333
哈哈哈我有精神衰弱

1418
00:58:30,466 --> 00:58:31,399
然后这个

1419
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:33,800
我爸爸妈妈两个人就是因为打呼噜

1420
00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:34,800
就是老吵架

1421
00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:37,500
老吵架这个东西真的很影响感情

1422
00:58:38,266 --> 00:58:40,166
谢谢小钢琴的梦的IC啊

1423
00:58:40,166 --> 00:58:41,099
红灯你爱丽盖的

1424
00:58:41,100 --> 00:58:41,600
燕子

1425
00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:44,266
我被对象甩了可以给我一个大逼斗吗

1426
00:58:44,333 --> 00:58:46,799
你就咱俩没事的时候打打大逼斗还行

1427
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:48,800
你被对象甩了我只能安慰安慰你

1428
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:51,333
我摸摸你的头发好吧这个

1429
00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:55,133
人生天涯何处无芳草对吧下一个更

1430
00:58:55,266 --> 00:58:56,566
也不能说下一个更好吧

1431
00:58:56,566 --> 00:58:57,933
这样有点不太尊重了

1432
00:58:58,066 --> 00:59:00,499
你肯定能找到一个更适合你的人啊

1433
00:59:00,500 --> 00:59:02,966
就分开了说明还没有那么适合嗯

1434
00:59:05,133 --> 00:59:07,766
任何爱情在一起都会转化成亲情

1435
00:59:07,766 --> 00:59:08,166
但是

1436
00:59:08,166 --> 00:59:10,866
你爱情的基础也决定了你转化了亲情

1437
00:59:10,866 --> 00:59:11,666
怎么样

1438
00:59:11,700 --> 00:59:14,333
我也是听说过那种多年30年的夫妻

1439
00:59:14,333 --> 00:59:15,099
还很恩爱

1440
00:59:15,100 --> 00:59:16,800
然后男方管女方叫宝宝

1441
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:18,966
女方管管男方叫哥哥

1442
00:59:18,966 --> 00:59:22,266
然后从小到大这个这个家庭里的孩子

1443
00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:25,600
就是他爹说的宝宝就肯定不是他

1444
00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:26,733
就肯定是他妈妈

1445
00:59:26,733 --> 00:59:27,933
我觉得这种这种爱

1446
00:59:27,933 --> 00:59:29,366
这种家庭真的很幸福

1447
00:59:29,366 --> 00:59:30,199
这种孩子

1448
00:59:30,300 --> 00:59:32,066
就是在这种家庭里成长的孩子

1449
00:59:32,066 --> 00:59:34,333
一定也是那种很有爱的能力的那种

1450
00:59:34,333 --> 00:59:35,366
孩子对

1451
00:59:35,933 --> 00:59:36,733
然后如果说

1452
00:59:37,100 --> 00:59:38,933
家庭原生家庭可能

1453
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,000
两边总吵架的

1454
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,100
你长大之后可能就不太相信真的

1455
00:59:42,100 --> 00:59:43,200
有爱情的存在

1456
00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:45,966
呀谢谢YB6的比克拉太破费了

1457
00:59:45,966 --> 00:59:47,399
感谢支持红灯点亮

1458
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:48,500
这个腻不腻

1459
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:50,266
你不羡慕吗对吧

1460
00:59:50,533 --> 00:59:51,799
哇30年如一日

1461
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:53,966
你刚在一起那是挺腻歪的

1462
00:59:53,966 --> 00:59:56,933
你30年的话我觉得真的太可贵了怎么

1463
00:59:57,066 --> 00:59:58,399
哪有那么简单的

1464
00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:00,800
对啊破房了我还真只想要这样的

1465
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:01,900
很难的了

1466
01:00:01,900 --> 01:00:04,566
好吧谢谢大家的牛蛙和打call啊

1467
01:00:04,566 --> 01:00:05,766
风筝你阿力嘎到

1468
01:00:05,766 --> 01:00:06,799
感谢支持

1469
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:08,366
就真的是这样的

1470
01:00:08,366 --> 01:00:10,199
你跟你前女友的图书馆认识的

1471
01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:12,666
最开始是很重要的事情嗯

1472
01:00:14,066 --> 01:00:15,166
你失去资格

1473
01:00:15,166 --> 01:00:15,966
那倒不是吧

1474
01:00:15,966 --> 01:00:18,566
我择偶标准是不能打呼噜哈哈哈

1475
01:00:18,566 --> 01:00:20,066
还有就是呃

1476
01:00:20,133 --> 01:00:21,533
得有责任心

1477
01:00:21,533 --> 01:00:24,166
就该自己做的事情不能逃避

1478
01:00:24,366 --> 01:00:27,166
然后就是起码有一技之长

1479
01:00:27,166 --> 01:00:28,966
这个一技之长指的就是

1480
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:31,533
呃不管你是性格好也好

1481
01:00:31,533 --> 01:00:32,533
这个这个

1482
01:00:32,533 --> 01:00:35,599
这个学术上厉害也好然后或者是

1483
01:00:35,700 --> 01:00:38,500
工作上厉害也好或者是哪怕是你

1484
01:00:38,533 --> 01:00:39,666
都不行那你家庭

1485
01:00:39,666 --> 01:00:40,766
上厉害也好就

1486
01:00:41,933 --> 01:00:43,266
起码有一技之长

1487
01:00:43,266 --> 01:00:47,333
不能样样拿出来都感觉没有没有什么

1488
01:00:47,466 --> 01:00:49,099
特点或者都是负分

1489
01:00:49,133 --> 01:00:50,599
起码有一技之长

1490
01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:52,133
对大概就是这种感觉吧

1491
01:00:52,133 --> 01:00:53,299
啊主播

1492
01:00:53,300 --> 01:00:55,400
有没有遇到过能让你忍受打呼噜啊

1493
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:57,200
我高中的时候有一个女生

1494
01:00:57,200 --> 01:00:58,200
她在我们家睡觉

1495
01:00:58,200 --> 01:00:59,766
然后她她抱着我睡着

1496
01:00:59,933 --> 01:01:01,899
我感觉她打小呼噜还挺可爱的

1497
01:01:02,533 --> 01:01:04,166
当然都是过去的事情

1498
01:01:04,533 --> 01:01:05,733
你跟老爹一起睡

1499
01:01:05,733 --> 01:01:08,566
他一打呼我就踢他早上他说怎么背他

1500
01:01:08,566 --> 01:01:09,899
哈哈哈什么

1501
01:01:09,900 --> 01:01:12,166
看不见你的笑我怎么睡得着

1502
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:13,933
你说你的床太软了

1503
01:01:13,933 --> 01:01:15,299
别叫我燕燕哥哥

1504
01:01:15,300 --> 01:01:18,966
干嘛燕燕哥哥我们要孩子

1505
01:01:18,966 --> 01:01:20,666
太相信爱情然后被骗了

1506
01:01:20,666 --> 01:01:21,566
我觉得不是吧

1507
01:01:21,566 --> 01:01:23,999
拥有爱的能力总比没有爱的能力要强

1508
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:25,500
因为拥有爱的能力

1509
01:01:25,500 --> 01:01:27,500
你可以选择把这个爱给别人

1510
01:01:27,500 --> 01:01:28,333
或者不给别人

1511
01:01:28,333 --> 01:01:29,799
但你没有爱的能力的话

1512
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:31,600
你碰到自己真的想爱的人

1513
01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:32,900
你都没有办法去

1514
01:01:33,133 --> 01:01:33,999
表达出来呀

1515
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:34,800
这很不好

1516
01:01:36,166 --> 01:01:37,533
燕子要交小男友了

1517
01:01:37,533 --> 01:01:39,133
不是我说说择偶标准

1518
01:01:39,133 --> 01:01:41,299
谁都有择偶标准吧我觉得

1519
01:01:41,366 --> 01:01:44,499
谁说的年轻的老头能做饭好也行

1520
01:01:44,500 --> 01:01:46,333
不用不用我我我我做饭好

1521
01:01:46,333 --> 01:01:47,066
不用不用啊

1522
01:01:47,066 --> 01:01:49,099
但是就是怎么说呢

1523
01:01:49,100 --> 01:01:50,500
你可以做饭不好吃

1524
01:01:50,500 --> 01:01:53,766
但你一定不能抱有那种啊这个这个

1525
01:01:53,766 --> 01:01:55,333
如果两个人一起生活

1526
01:01:55,366 --> 01:01:57,999
那你给我做饭吃就是应该的

1527
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,666
就你绝对不能有这种这种这种想法

1528
01:02:00,666 --> 01:02:02,099
就是说啊你是女生

1529
01:02:02,100 --> 01:02:04,466
所以你就应该扫地拖地

1530
01:02:04,466 --> 01:02:06,199
就应该做饭好吃

1531
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:07,566
就应该这个这个

1532
01:02:07,566 --> 01:02:09,766
在家务上面就比我做的更多

1533
01:02:09,766 --> 01:02:10,766
我可以做的更多

1534
01:02:10,766 --> 01:02:11,766
但如果你这么想

1535
01:02:11,766 --> 01:02:14,133
那肯定我们两个会会坦白的

1536
01:02:14,133 --> 01:02:15,466
对嗯

1537
01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:18,900
你打呼声音特大也算慢

1538
01:02:19,966 --> 01:02:20,799
谢谢某山

1539
01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:22,766
真的彩虹甜筒或等你安利个

1540
01:02:22,766 --> 01:02:24,066
等谢谢长寿的这个好爱

1541
01:02:24,066 --> 01:02:25,299
谢谢微微6的打call

1542
01:02:25,533 --> 01:02:26,766
耶耶人打呼你也嫌弃

1543
01:02:26,766 --> 01:02:28,766
我又不跟你们一起睡觉对吧

1544
01:02:28,766 --> 01:02:29,999
跟我有什么关系

1545
01:02:30,600 --> 01:02:31,333
燕燕哥哥

1546
01:02:31,333 --> 01:02:32,199
这场b l s

1547
01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:34,500
可比当初那场选拔赛水平高多了

1548
01:02:34,500 --> 01:02:37,266
哈哈哈所以我们捡漏捡了1万呀

1549
01:02:37,266 --> 01:02:38,366
我已经很高兴了

1550
01:02:38,366 --> 01:02:39,166
家人们

1551
01:02:39,400 --> 01:02:42,533
这个祝愿下下两场b l s的时候比比

1552
01:02:42,533 --> 01:02:43,399
哈利利凉了

1553
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:45,766
这样我就可以成为202年度巅峰主播

1554
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:50,066
哇谢谢零下273度的沸水的懒人躺椅

1555
01:02:50,166 --> 01:02:53,733
欧皇降临阿里凯的谢谢谢谢支持

1556
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,133
不打呼但会把别人踹下去

1557
01:02:56,133 --> 01:02:57,666
那不行那是暴力狂

1558
01:02:57,800 --> 01:03:00,300
不同意不同意不同意

1559
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:03,333
我是觉得什么呢

1560
01:03:03,333 --> 01:03:06,766
就是两边要有一个差不多的心态吧

1561
01:03:06,766 --> 01:03:09,133
要不然的话容易很不平衡啊嗯

1562
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:13,933
就这个这个这个

1563
01:03:15,333 --> 01:03:18,699
我来留学之前我这边有个朋友然后他

1564
01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:20,333
他我不是给大家讲过吗

1565
01:03:20,333 --> 01:03:23,166
我有个女生朋友挺现充的挺漂亮的

1566
01:03:23,166 --> 01:03:24,366
有一个这个

1567
01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:27,000
北京土著的男生一直在追她

1568
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:29,366
然后各方面条件都挺好的人

1569
01:03:29,366 --> 01:03:30,399
感觉也挺靠谱的

1570
01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:33,866
然后这个女生跟他说就跟我说就

1571
01:03:34,300 --> 01:03:37,366
不太喜欢他就感觉不是很想接受啊

1572
01:03:37,466 --> 01:03:39,499
有点像备胎的那个意思吧

1573
01:03:39,500 --> 01:03:42,900
然后我问为啥呀女生说他天天玩手游

1574
01:03:43,100 --> 01:03:45,400
他玩那个叫什么坦克大战

1575
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:46,533
还是坦克世界

1576
01:03:46,533 --> 01:03:48,566
都这个年龄段了还在玩手游

1577
01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:51,866
太没有这个什么太不成熟了吧

1578
01:03:51,866 --> 01:03:53,733
然后其实我觉得他这个很偏见

1579
01:03:53,733 --> 01:03:56,599
但是如果我换成他我也不会

1580
01:03:56,866 --> 01:03:58,333
考虑跟这个人在一起啊

1581
01:03:58,333 --> 01:03:59,899
不是因为这个人玩手游

1582
01:03:59,900 --> 01:04:00,933
而是因为什么呢

1583
01:04:00,933 --> 01:04:04,099
而是因为带我们聚餐的时候就这个

1584
01:04:04,100 --> 01:04:05,466
男生他不会做饭

1585
01:04:05,466 --> 01:04:06,399
他跟他说

1586
01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:08,100
他跟他跟他跟我们说

1587
01:04:08,100 --> 01:04:09,600
家里面就觉得他出国

1588
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:10,733
能找到一个女朋友

1589
01:04:10,733 --> 01:04:12,133
照顾他的生活啊

1590
01:04:12,133 --> 01:04:13,799
女朋友给他做饭就可以了

1591
01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:16,566
对然后就是而且就是

1592
01:04:17,266 --> 01:04:19,966
我室友也是一个家里面的大小姐

1593
01:04:19,966 --> 01:04:20,699
但是

1594
01:04:20,700 --> 01:04:24,000
我每次我做饭因为我做饭比较好吃嘛

1595
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:26,966
然后但是他也不会就跟着只吃我的

1596
01:04:26,966 --> 01:04:29,966
他会帮我就洗洗菜呀削削皮呀

1597
01:04:30,066 --> 01:04:32,966
切切刀啊这种比较简单的这种东西

1598
01:04:33,066 --> 01:04:35,566
对他其实怕火然后也怕刀

1599
01:04:35,566 --> 01:04:37,866
但是人家就是在合租里面

1600
01:04:37,866 --> 01:04:39,399
人家还是会知道就是

1601
01:04:40,333 --> 01:04:42,466
应该承担一些工作的

1602
01:04:42,466 --> 01:04:43,333
但是这个哥们

1603
01:04:43,333 --> 01:04:43,966
他就是

1604
01:04:43,966 --> 01:04:46,333
每次我们四五个人聚在一起吃饭

1605
01:04:46,333 --> 01:04:48,899
就是我们四五个人在灶台边上忙活

1606
01:04:48,933 --> 01:04:51,066
然后就他一个人坐在那个躺椅上面

1607
01:04:51,066 --> 01:04:52,499
玩他的手游

1608
01:04:52,700 --> 01:04:55,533
对所以就如果说让我来去选的话

1609
01:04:55,533 --> 01:04:57,799
就是人家也是啊长得也挺帅

1610
01:04:57,800 --> 01:05:00,400
然后这个这个怎么说也挺高

1611
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:03,000
然后家里条件也不差人性格也不错

1612
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:04,533
但是我不会这么去选择他

1613
01:05:04,533 --> 01:05:06,133
因为我觉得这种性格的话

1614
01:05:06,333 --> 01:05:09,933
你很难说去改变他的想法呀对吧

1615
01:05:11,300 --> 01:05:14,266
做饭伸手吃洗碗玩手机要你何用

1616
01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:15,800
懒人躺椅

1617
01:05:15,933 --> 01:05:18,933
对对对就是懒人躺椅啊

1618
01:05:18,933 --> 01:05:19,733
对

1619
01:05:20,100 --> 01:05:21,333
玩手游怎么了

1620
01:05:21,333 --> 01:05:23,466
玩手游可以啊我也玩手游啊

1621
01:05:23,466 --> 01:05:25,966
你玩手游氪金我就不管你没关系啊

1622
01:05:27,300 --> 01:05:29,933
对你现在都是自己做别人做饭信不过

1623
01:05:30,166 --> 01:05:31,799
玩手游感觉被侵犯

1624
01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:33,000
对玩手游也要拐

1625
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:36,200
这就是现冲眼里的玩游戏的人

1626
01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:37,500
所以我跟大家说

1627
01:05:37,533 --> 01:05:38,799
千万不要跟

1628
01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:41,966
你周围的现冲朋友暴露你在看拐人

1629
01:05:42,366 --> 01:05:43,533
拜拜晚安

1630
01:05:43,600 --> 01:05:44,533
嗯就你

1631
01:05:44,533 --> 01:05:46,599
千万不要跟你的现充朋友暴露你在看

1632
01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:49,700
官人我经常跟大家这么说因

1633
01:05:49,700 --> 01:05:51,133
为我周围有很多

1634
01:05:51,533 --> 01:05:52,333
死宅留学生

1635
01:05:52,333 --> 01:05:55,133
有很多现冲留学生吗我特别清楚

1636
01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:57,333
现冲表面上觉得啊理解理解

1637
01:05:57,400 --> 01:05:58,800
这都是每个人的爱好啊

1638
01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:00,600
这个情感寄托吗很正常

1639
01:06:00,666 --> 01:06:03,499
他们会跟你说漂亮话场面话背地里

1640
01:06:03,500 --> 01:06:04,900
然后提到你的时候就

1641
01:06:04,900 --> 01:06:06,333
啊那个2特别死宅

1642
01:06:06,333 --> 01:06:08,266
对着这个屏幕上的这个

1643
01:06:08,266 --> 01:06:11,266
这个虚拟形象哈哈大笑哎你看

1644
01:06:11,566 --> 01:06:14,266
脸都不露对吧这个这个说个话

1645
01:06:14,333 --> 01:06:17,166
这个背后指不定是什么什么乔碧萝

1646
01:06:17,166 --> 01:06:18,266
哎呀真是的

1647
01:06:18,266 --> 01:06:20,099
这这天天晚上盯着这东西

1648
01:06:20,100 --> 01:06:21,466
哈哈太搞笑了

1649
01:06:21,466 --> 01:06:22,699
哈哈管人吃

1650
01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:25,133
对我很怕大家被这么嘲笑啊

1651
01:06:25,133 --> 01:06:26,999
虽然这不是你们的错但是

1652
01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:28,300
还是不希望大家因为

1653
01:06:28,300 --> 01:06:30,000
对我的喜欢在现实生活中

1654
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:30,600
遭受

1655
01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:32,333
一些不白的这个待遇

1656
01:06:32,333 --> 01:06:33,466
我觉得很不好

1657
01:06:33,466 --> 01:06:35,333
你知道吧这真的很不好

1658
01:06:35,666 --> 01:06:37,866
所以说所以那个那个

1659
01:06:37,866 --> 01:06:39,599
这个这个要学会隐藏自己

1660
01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:41,733
我们小众群体要学会隐藏自己

1661
01:06:41,733 --> 01:06:42,899
哈哈哈

1662
01:06:43,066 --> 01:06:44,933
谢谢大家的爱了爱了很牛蛙呀

1663
01:06:44,933 --> 01:06:45,799
红豆你爱了一个

1664
01:06:45,933 --> 01:06:47,599
感谢支持嗯嗯

1665
01:06:48,766 --> 01:06:50,966
小男友给别的女主播打米

1666
01:06:50,966 --> 01:06:52,399
我觉得我接受不了啊

1667
01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:53,800
我接受不了啊

1668
01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:55,100
我我是接受不了的

1669
01:06:55,100 --> 01:06:56,800
所以我经常跟大家说这个

1670
01:06:56,866 --> 01:06:59,166
有女朋友的就不要给我打米了

1671
01:06:59,166 --> 01:07:00,599
或者有女朋友的

1672
01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:03,133
你问问你女朋友同不同意啊对吧

1673
01:07:03,366 --> 01:07:05,499
因为女主播这个这个群体

1674
01:07:05,500 --> 01:07:07,733
我知道我本人很承认这个

1675
01:07:07,733 --> 01:07:09,266
存在的一切偏见虽然

1676
01:07:09,266 --> 01:07:10,899
我都没有在那个

1677
01:07:10,900 --> 01:07:13,300
做这些并且尽量在避免这些东西了

1678
01:07:13,300 --> 01:07:13,900
但是

1679
01:07:13,900 --> 01:07:17,466
呃你的女朋友既然不了解这个行业他

1680
01:07:17,700 --> 01:07:20,266
联想到女主播他第一时间想到这个

1681
01:07:20,266 --> 01:07:22,799
这个脱衣或者是什么什么

1682
01:07:22,866 --> 01:07:26,899
呃抖胸之类跳舞然后啊好哥哥

1683
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:28,500
嗯今天晚上

1684
01:07:28,533 --> 01:07:31,466
来看人家直播吗好吗

1685
01:07:31,533 --> 01:07:32,099
就是你他

1686
01:07:32,100 --> 01:07:34,366
第一时间联想到这种主播是很正常的

1687
01:07:34,366 --> 01:07:36,799
因为这个长久的这个我这个这个

1688
01:07:37,133 --> 01:07:40,199
一些主播界的怎么说害群之马

1689
01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:42,533
还是说这个有需求一定有市场啊

1690
01:07:42,533 --> 01:07:44,966
总之就是这种主播大部分

1691
01:07:45,100 --> 01:07:47,566
出现在人们的视野里印象就是这样的

1692
01:07:47,566 --> 01:07:48,199
所以说

1693
01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:51,200
你你不要因为这个是跟你女朋友吵架

1694
01:07:51,466 --> 01:07:54,599
要是要是我的话我也会生气的好吧

1695
01:07:54,866 --> 01:07:55,666
啊

1696
01:07:56,800 --> 01:07:59,666
主女主播接受男朋友看管人打米吗

1697
01:07:59,666 --> 01:08:01,666
看什么样的管人我接受看企业

1698
01:08:01,666 --> 01:08:02,966
是接受看那个

1699
01:08:03,066 --> 01:08:04,899
呃不会回私信的那种啊

1700
01:08:04,900 --> 01:08:06,600
接受看30万以上粉丝的

1701
01:08:06,600 --> 01:08:09,600
就是就是不接受看这个这个小v

1702
01:08:09,666 --> 01:08:12,066
对我不接受看小v啊3实践的那种

1703
01:08:12,066 --> 01:08:14,466
只要进群就能跟说话的那种不接受啊

1704
01:08:14,466 --> 01:08:15,266
嗯

1705
01:08:15,966 --> 01:08:17,733
看管人是现充怎么办

1706
01:08:17,733 --> 01:08:18,866
那挺好的呀

1707
01:08:19,200 --> 01:08:20,700
我之前有一个朋友啊

1708
01:08:20,700 --> 01:08:22,333
然后每次来我们家都是喝酒

1709
01:08:22,333 --> 01:08:23,499
摇骰子样样精通

1710
01:08:23,500 --> 01:08:24,500
当然这个是

1711
01:08:24,533 --> 01:08:26,766
这个是我之前室友邀请来的

1712
01:08:26,766 --> 01:08:28,466
然后也是同学

1713
01:08:28,566 --> 01:08:30,499
之后就看着他

1714
01:08:30,866 --> 01:08:34,299
就每次穿衣的品味都非常的酷

1715
01:08:34,300 --> 01:08:37,500
就像一个抖s一样就不知道怎么说呀

1716
01:08:37,500 --> 01:08:39,166
然后这个蹬个大靴子

1717
01:08:39,166 --> 01:08:41,199
弄个大裤链的那种那种那种

1718
01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:42,266
然后贼酷

1719
01:08:42,666 --> 01:08:44,099
然后家里面还有鞋墙

1720
01:08:44,100 --> 01:08:45,566
直到有一次看到他喝醉了

1721
01:08:45,566 --> 01:08:46,666
躺在我朋友床上

1722
01:08:46,666 --> 01:08:48,899
然后这这个这个这个这个

1723
01:08:49,533 --> 01:08:51,866
开聚会的时候看到他躺在我朋友床上

1724
01:08:51,866 --> 01:08:52,866
就是歇了一会

1725
01:08:52,900 --> 01:08:54,000
看他在玩手机

1726
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:56,166
然后我路过他我看了一眼什么东西

1727
01:08:56,166 --> 01:08:57,533
我操崩坏3

1728
01:08:57,766 --> 01:09:00,266
我说啊你你你你玩崩坏3啊

1729
01:09:00,266 --> 01:09:02,366
他说嗯对对对啊

1730
01:09:02,366 --> 01:09:04,733
我磕了一万多了垃圾游戏

1731
01:09:04,933 --> 01:09:07,666
然后从此以后我就知道就是怎么说

1732
01:09:07,666 --> 01:09:08,299
每一个人

1733
01:09:08,300 --> 01:09:10,866
他都是有一些心心中的自留力的

1734
01:09:10,866 --> 01:09:11,933
大家不要哈哈哈

1735
01:09:11,933 --> 01:09:14,666
不要对人家有一个先入为主的感觉

1736
01:09:14,666 --> 01:09:14,966
对吧

1737
01:09:14,966 --> 01:09:17,533
然后他现在已经变成了纯纯的哦呦

1738
01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:19,900
对头像啊什么的这个这个这个

1739
01:09:19,900 --> 01:09:21,900
微信的这个背景啊什么

1740
01:09:21,966 --> 01:09:23,566
全都是那个原声

1741
01:09:23,700 --> 01:09:24,500
哈哈哈

1742
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:25,933
我不好说了

1743
01:09:25,933 --> 01:09:26,533
只能说

1744
01:09:26,533 --> 01:09:29,133
然后这个刚入坑刻了个满面油拉呀

1745
01:09:29,133 --> 01:09:30,899
就挺挺吓人的啊

1746
01:09:33,566 --> 01:09:36,366
你对燕子嘶哈嘶哈有错有错的有错的

1747
01:09:36,366 --> 01:09:38,399
你要有女朋友你要对女朋友负责呀

1748
01:09:38,400 --> 01:09:40,166
好吧你要对女朋友负责

1749
01:09:41,100 --> 01:09:43,500
哥们圈子都是二次元那挺好的呀

1750
01:09:43,500 --> 01:09:45,966
相亲里女生不会喜欢二次元死宅的

1751
01:09:45,966 --> 01:09:47,666
如果你相亲的这个女生

1752
01:09:47,866 --> 01:09:49,766
她是小红书重度用户

1753
01:09:49,766 --> 01:09:51,999
我建议两个人在相亲的时候

1754
01:09:53,166 --> 01:09:55,733
最快的了解对方成分的办法就是

1755
01:09:55,733 --> 01:09:57,733
把两边的手机交换过来

1756
01:09:57,866 --> 01:09:59,733
看一下屏幕使用时间

1757
01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:02,733
看一下他屏幕每天使用多久

1758
01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:05,733
然后用户习惯分布在什么软件里

1759
01:10:05,933 --> 01:10:07,799
如果这个女生看到这个男生

1760
01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:09,300
主要的阵地是什么

1761
01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:11,700
贴吧然后SE这些的

1762
01:10:11,700 --> 01:10:13,866
这个女生就大概会对用户画像

1763
01:10:13,866 --> 01:10:14,699
有一个体验

1764
01:10:14,700 --> 01:10:15,933
琥珀这些东西

1765
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:16,933
然后男生呢

1766
01:10:16,933 --> 01:10:18,099
相反看到的微博

1767
01:10:18,100 --> 01:10:20,300
小红书这些东西如果排在第一位

1768
01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:22,366
那你也要慎重考虑了

1769
01:10:22,366 --> 01:10:25,333
对因为这个群体的这个这个

1770
01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:26,533
这个意识

1771
01:10:26,533 --> 01:10:29,133
一般来说真的会影响到个人的意识的

1772
01:10:29,133 --> 01:10:30,899
大家你天天看这些东西

1773
01:10:30,900 --> 01:10:31,900
你一开始觉得不对

1774
01:10:31,900 --> 01:10:34,466
你后面就会慢慢的向他让步向他滑坡

1775
01:10:34,466 --> 01:10:36,399
因为我前段时间刷小红书

1776
01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:38,566
每次刷那些宠物美食

1777
01:10:38,566 --> 01:10:40,766
总能刷到一些女权的言论

1778
01:10:40,766 --> 01:10:42,266
我到后面就是就是

1779
01:10:42,333 --> 01:10:44,599
呃我居然都没有觉得有什么不对劲了

1780
01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:45,100
我觉得这样

1781
01:10:45,100 --> 01:10:47,000
很危险然后我就把小红书卸掉

1782
01:10:47,900 --> 01:10:48,966
哈哈哈对

1783
01:10:48,966 --> 01:10:50,466
所以说你

1784
01:10:50,700 --> 01:10:53,900
相亲里面女生尤其是小红书系的女生

1785
01:10:53,933 --> 01:10:55,566
非常的讨厌二次元

1786
01:10:55,566 --> 01:10:58,166
他们对于二次元的刻板印象极强

1787
01:10:58,166 --> 01:11:00,466
觉得二次元都喜欢巨乳Coser

1788
01:11:00,500 --> 01:11:02,366
然后不关心家庭

1789
01:11:02,533 --> 01:11:04,733
只关心网络上的虚拟人物

1790
01:11:04,733 --> 01:11:07,733
然后对于女朋友有一些下流的性幻想

1791
01:11:07,733 --> 01:11:09,299
大家千万不要

1792
01:11:10,100 --> 01:11:12,500
找这种对二次元有刻板印象的女生啊

1793
01:11:12,500 --> 01:11:13,700
对真正好的人

1794
01:11:13,700 --> 01:11:16,000
在对于自己不了解的群体之前

1795
01:11:16,166 --> 01:11:17,699
就对于自己不了解的群体

1796
01:11:17,700 --> 01:11:18,900
他们是不会先入为主

1797
01:11:18,900 --> 01:11:20,466
有一个很烂的印象的

1798
01:11:20,533 --> 01:11:21,366
如果说

1799
01:11:21,400 --> 01:11:23,700
什么都不了解又要妄加评论的人

1800
01:11:23,700 --> 01:11:26,533
不管是男是女都归类为脑瘫就好了

1801
01:11:26,900 --> 01:11:27,700
嗯

1802
01:11:28,966 --> 01:11:30,066
真接受不了吗

1803
01:11:30,066 --> 01:11:31,166
让你小男友出去看看

1804
01:11:31,166 --> 01:11:32,099
老子没有小男友

1805
01:11:32,100 --> 01:11:34,300
啪啪啪女朋友在炫耀

1806
01:11:34,300 --> 01:11:36,133
他从QVQ酱那里拿到了徽章

1807
01:11:36,133 --> 01:11:38,166
你们怎么是线下小团体啊

1808
01:11:38,166 --> 01:11:40,599
你女朋友为什么跟QVQ酱认识啊

1809
01:11:40,600 --> 01:11:42,166
我不好说了哈哈哈

1810
01:11:42,300 --> 01:11:43,400
你跟你女朋友科普

1811
01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:45,700
虚拟主播对你女朋友能接受的话

1812
01:11:45,700 --> 01:11:46,400
挺好的呀

1813
01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:47,200
对吧

1814
01:11:47,766 --> 01:11:49,099
谈恋爱的时候一毛没打过

1815
01:11:49,100 --> 01:11:50,566
我觉得这样就是很负责任的

1816
01:11:50,566 --> 01:11:51,199
这个枪法

1817
01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:53,500
如果好的虚拟主播他知道你谈恋爱的

1818
01:11:53,500 --> 01:11:54,333
他也不会说

1819
01:11:54,333 --> 01:11:56,533
像你这边去推荐长催营收之类的

1820
01:11:56,533 --> 01:11:57,966
我就是挺衷心祝福的

1821
01:11:57,966 --> 01:12:00,133
比如说我们这边已经有结婚的啦

1822
01:12:00,133 --> 01:12:01,566
看我的时候还是大学生

1823
01:12:01,566 --> 01:12:03,966
现在已经跟女朋友结婚准备待攒了

1824
01:12:04,366 --> 01:12:05,299
就紫霞吗

1825
01:12:05,300 --> 01:12:07,200
现在婚后生活过得也挺好的

1826
01:12:07,300 --> 01:12:08,733
对你当着你的面

1827
01:12:08,733 --> 01:12:08,966
把

1828
01:12:08,966 --> 01:12:11,499
这个手机壁纸什么设置成什么小鲜肉

1829
01:12:11,500 --> 01:12:13,533
啊什么蔡徐坤啊王俊凯啊之类

1830
01:12:13,533 --> 01:12:14,299
你能接受吗

1831
01:12:14,300 --> 01:12:15,266
你肯定不能啊

1832
01:12:15,866 --> 01:12:17,699
对吧看主播

1833
01:12:17,700 --> 01:12:19,733
的人你都没见过他你还花钱

1834
01:12:19,733 --> 01:12:22,699
那主播这个这个见过就花钱吗

1835
01:12:22,700 --> 01:12:24,666
那你看电影你还见不到演员呢

1836
01:12:24,666 --> 01:12:26,766
你为什么看电影花钱呢对吧

1837
01:12:27,533 --> 01:12:29,533
不要考验自己的人性啊

1838
01:12:29,533 --> 01:12:30,399
欢迎魔中星球

1839
01:12:30,400 --> 01:12:32,300
不要觉得自己性格多么坚定啊

1840
01:12:32,300 --> 01:12:34,000
我去趟一趟刀山火海

1841
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:36,466
很多东西没必要经受的好吧

1842
01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:39,900
心灵就是会被环境影响的

1843
01:12:39,933 --> 01:12:42,533
原神和必胜客出了一款原神联动披萨

1844
01:12:42,533 --> 01:12:44,566
铁成圆哈哈哈

1845
01:12:44,566 --> 01:12:46,266
难难崩啊难崩啊

1846
01:12:46,266 --> 01:12:47,599
不好说是QQ怎么办

1847
01:12:47,600 --> 01:12:50,566
说明是群友啊群友都是发色图的好人

1848
01:12:50,566 --> 01:12:52,466
我觉得群友挺不错的

1849
01:12:52,933 --> 01:12:54,133
是QQ的话对吧

1850
01:12:54,133 --> 01:12:56,933
你还要看他社交软件用的是哪个

1851
01:12:56,933 --> 01:12:58,533
是微信的话可能偏线充

1852
01:12:58,533 --> 01:12:58,999
是QQ

1853
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:01,100
现在基本上多少沾点网络冲浪跟

1854
01:13:01,100 --> 01:13:02,000
二次元呢

1855
01:13:02,100 --> 01:13:03,933
嗯QQ挺不错的

1856
01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:04,800
嗯

1857
01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:08,066
小心被震进去啊比比汉丽丽也挺好的

1858
01:13:08,700 --> 01:13:10,866
互相发现有备战都关注了美颜面

1859
01:13:10,866 --> 01:13:11,666
那挺好的呀

1860
01:13:11,666 --> 01:13:14,066
这美颜面给你们当电子话筒挺不好

1861
01:13:14,066 --> 01:13:15,566
挺好的对吧

1862
01:13:18,300 --> 01:13:20,733
朋友圈有些集美精神出问题了对吧

1863
01:13:20,733 --> 01:13:23,399
但是这个相对的贴吧有些

1864
01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:25,800
g n也是精神出问题了

1865
01:13:26,266 --> 01:13:28,499
太极端的人永远都是精神出问题啊

1866
01:13:28,500 --> 01:13:29,700
对吧紫霞被炸成

1867
01:13:29,700 --> 01:13:32,666
看虚拟主播多少包含一点性幻想来

1868
01:13:32,666 --> 01:13:33,466
大家

1869
01:13:34,300 --> 01:13:36,733
对主播抱有性幻想请扣1啊

1870
01:13:36,733 --> 01:13:38,066
主播给你永久封禁人

1871
01:13:38,066 --> 01:13:38,899
有毛病吧

1872
01:13:38,900 --> 01:13:40,800
看虚拟主播包含性幻想

1873
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:42,700
这是在否定虚拟主播

1874
01:13:42,700 --> 01:13:44,400
整个行业给人提供的

1875
01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:46,866
除了除了性幻想之外

1876
01:13:46,866 --> 01:13:47,699
主播行业

1877
01:13:47,700 --> 01:13:49,266
还剩下什么

1878
01:13:49,766 --> 01:13:53,733
难道不能是纯粹的认同交流和友谊吗

1879
01:13:53,966 --> 01:13:58,133
你交朋友除了性幻想就是攻击人对吧

1880
01:13:58,133 --> 01:14:00,999
那那这人生也太失败了吧

1881
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:03,300
我操这个我觉得只有

1882
01:14:03,300 --> 01:14:04,900
这个太二极管的人

1883
01:14:04,900 --> 01:14:06,666
脑子里面除了性幻想之外

1884
01:14:06,666 --> 01:14:07,666
就没有别的了

1885
01:14:07,666 --> 01:14:09,799
就没有朋友吗就对吧

1886
01:14:12,500 --> 01:14:14,533
星巴卡巴多少沾点多少沾点

1887
01:14:14,533 --> 01:14:15,766
魔怔了我不好说了

1888
01:14:15,766 --> 01:14:17,299
交朋友就不能有新幻想

1889
01:14:17,300 --> 01:14:18,666
那你对你朋友抱有新幻想

1890
01:14:18,666 --> 01:14:19,966
你也真是有够恶心的

1891
01:14:21,200 --> 01:14:23,166
真丰满什么福瑞扣

1892
01:14:24,100 --> 01:14:25,566
现在我想知道

1893
01:14:25,733 --> 01:14:28,066
别别别别别别加速了

1894
01:14:28,066 --> 01:14:29,699
我建议那个大家

1895
01:14:29,800 --> 01:14:31,766
大家需要正视一些事实

1896
01:14:31,766 --> 01:14:34,599
然后脱离一些极端的这个言论

1897
01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:38,066
全体啊纯捡垃圾吃的

1898
01:14:38,333 --> 01:14:40,399
哈哈哈没朋友怎么你了

1899
01:14:40,400 --> 01:14:42,066
你攻击没朋友的人干嘛

1900
01:14:42,066 --> 01:14:43,299
我没有没有说啊

1901
01:14:43,300 --> 01:14:46,266
我没有说那个就是没朋友的人不好

1902
01:14:46,266 --> 01:14:49,299
我的意思是你怎么还回来啊是不是啊

1903
01:14:49,300 --> 01:14:51,766
你你你你你该去睡觉了

1904
01:14:51,766 --> 01:14:53,166
你明天夏日赢的

1905
01:14:53,166 --> 01:14:55,699
你别以为你们现在关了进场提示

1906
01:14:56,333 --> 01:14:56,999
我偷偷的

1907
01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:59,466
那个什么性幻想本质都逃避现实

1908
01:14:59,466 --> 01:15:02,799
那你离集美说的那个那个那个什么

1909
01:15:02,800 --> 01:15:05,000
离集美说的那种二次元也不远了

1910
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:07,466
我强烈建议矫正一下这种这种

1911
01:15:07,466 --> 01:15:08,966
这种不健康的心态

1912
01:15:08,966 --> 01:15:09,866
呀我跟你说

1913
01:15:11,066 --> 01:15:11,599
我跟你说

1914
01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:13,766
强烈建议矫正一下不健康的心态

1915
01:15:13,766 --> 01:15:16,299
幻想是幻想现实是现实

1916
01:15:16,366 --> 01:15:18,866
你要把现实跟幻想分开对吧

1917
01:15:18,900 --> 01:15:20,666
就像你们你们天天

1918
01:15:20,966 --> 01:15:21,599
天天看

1919
01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:24,600
看本的时候看什么什么什么琴曲

1920
01:15:24,600 --> 01:15:26,166
看什么这个这个什么

1921
01:15:26,200 --> 01:15:28,600
什么这个这个这个这个这个什么group

1922
01:15:28,600 --> 01:15:30,066
之类的你们

1923
01:15:30,666 --> 01:15:30,999
你们

1924
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:33,333
生活中会希望自己经历这种事情吗

1925
01:15:33,333 --> 01:15:34,266
那肯定不会呀

1926
01:15:34,266 --> 01:15:36,266
带路的人多少沾点脑瘫吧

1927
01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:38,733
别吧好吧

1928
01:15:39,866 --> 01:15:42,499
猫喀能多养几只紫色肥猫吗

1929
01:15:42,500 --> 01:15:43,700
只有我一个人呢

1930
01:15:43,700 --> 01:15:46,500
只有我这猫猫才这么肥呢好吧

1931
01:15:48,666 --> 01:15:50,699
集美们说的还是有点道理的

1932
01:15:50,700 --> 01:15:52,133
你自己都认可啦

1933
01:15:52,133 --> 01:15:53,733
那你别带着大户我死啊

1934
01:15:53,733 --> 01:15:54,733
我也是二次元

1935
01:15:54,733 --> 01:15:56,066
我可不是这样我可不认的

1936
01:15:56,066 --> 01:15:56,599
我告诉你

1937
01:15:56,600 --> 01:15:59,600
哈哈哈你建议你就带入自己就行了

1938
01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:00,500
别别别

1939
01:16:00,500 --> 01:16:02,900
那什么我我还想为二次元证明呢

1940
01:16:02,900 --> 01:16:05,200
我们二次元都是挺纯洁善良的一批人

1941
01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:08,066
你可别别别带着我我可不是这样的

1942
01:16:09,666 --> 01:16:11,466
带路不就是为了逃避吗

1943
01:16:11,466 --> 01:16:13,299
那逃避现实的话我觉得你

1944
01:16:13,566 --> 01:16:17,166
如果逃避现实成性最好还是自己过

1945
01:16:17,333 --> 01:16:21,166
因为这样的话你现在人你没有权利去

1946
01:16:21,266 --> 01:16:25,466
为另一个人的人生和未来去负责对吧

1947
01:16:26,500 --> 01:16:27,400
谈恋爱这个东西

1948
01:16:27,400 --> 01:16:28,800
除了荷尔蒙的吸引之外

1949
01:16:28,800 --> 01:16:30,366
还有两方的责任感啊

1950
01:16:30,366 --> 01:16:31,199
你这个如果

1951
01:16:31,300 --> 01:16:33,066
已经没有能力去负责

1952
01:16:33,066 --> 01:16:35,899
只想自己都经营不好想只想逃避的话

1953
01:16:35,900 --> 01:16:38,333
那建议最好短期内还是不要

1954
01:16:38,500 --> 01:16:40,200
考虑感情生活这个问题

1955
01:16:41,533 --> 01:16:43,366
晚安妮已婚人士

1956
01:16:44,400 --> 01:16:45,900
一头紫色猫猫

1957
01:16:45,900 --> 01:16:46,700
喵

1958
01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:48,300
在这里呢

1959
01:16:48,966 --> 01:16:51,266
被喜欢的姑娘狠狠拒绝

1960
01:16:51,266 --> 01:16:53,699
你怎么又被喜欢的姑娘狠狠拒绝呀

1961
01:16:54,533 --> 01:16:56,299
啊哪个

1962
01:16:57,166 --> 01:16:57,999
什么情况

1963
01:16:58,000 --> 01:16:59,966
你怎么又被喜欢的姑娘狠狠拒绝

1964
01:16:59,966 --> 01:17:02,299
为什么纯洁善良就不能有性幻想

1965
01:17:02,300 --> 01:17:02,566
你说

1966
01:17:02,566 --> 01:17:05,399
纯洁善良跟性幻想这个搭的上边吗

1967
01:17:05,400 --> 01:17:07,166
别逗我笑啊好吧

1968
01:17:08,533 --> 01:17:10,266
果然喜欢看什么情曲什么的

1969
01:17:10,266 --> 01:17:11,266
没有我只是把

1970
01:17:11,266 --> 01:17:13,066
我的这个屏蔽的太给念了一下

1971
01:17:13,066 --> 01:17:14,066
我不喜欢看情曲

1972
01:17:14,066 --> 01:17:16,266
我也不喜欢看人气难看

1973
01:17:16,466 --> 01:17:18,333
被线冲主播攻击了

1974
01:17:18,333 --> 01:17:19,733
我没有我没有

1975
01:17:19,933 --> 01:17:21,699
这攻击的其实是我自己

1976
01:17:21,700 --> 01:17:22,666
我现在就是

1977
01:17:22,800 --> 01:17:24,333
对生活抱有幻想

1978
01:17:24,333 --> 01:17:26,733
对我自己抱有逃避心态的这种情况

1979
01:17:26,733 --> 01:17:28,699
所以我觉得我没有办法这个

1980
01:17:29,533 --> 01:17:29,999
那个什么

1981
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:31,566
以前觉得哎呀这个

1982
01:17:31,666 --> 01:17:33,899
谈个恋爱是不是精神状态能好一些

1983
01:17:33,900 --> 01:17:36,600
精神能很稳定然后生活有目标但

1984
01:17:36,600 --> 01:17:37,700
是我觉得就

1985
01:17:38,166 --> 01:17:39,799
不要把不要把

1986
01:17:39,800 --> 01:17:40,133
你

1987
01:17:40,133 --> 01:17:42,666
所有的人生的希望寄托在你的另一半

1988
01:17:42,666 --> 01:17:43,799
身上啊当这个

1989
01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:46,666
很缺爱的时候确实会出现我这种状况

1990
01:17:46,666 --> 01:17:47,566
这个这个

1991
01:17:48,133 --> 01:17:48,966
怎么说呢

1992
01:17:49,066 --> 01:17:51,699
把你的人生的希望啊还有未来呀

1993
01:17:51,700 --> 01:17:53,166
然后去把这种

1994
01:17:53,300 --> 01:17:56,300
不存在的重量去压到你未来的另一半

1995
01:17:56,300 --> 01:17:58,866
身上然后觉得对方能给你提供救赎

1996
01:17:58,966 --> 01:18:00,466
我觉得这是不好的

1997
01:18:00,466 --> 01:18:02,733
先把自己搞明白搞成一个正常人

1998
01:18:02,733 --> 01:18:04,899
然后再去谈正常人恋爱吧

1999
01:18:04,900 --> 01:18:06,900
对吧喜欢你的人又没做错什么

2000
01:18:06,900 --> 01:18:09,266
凭什么要承担这样的重量啊

2001
01:18:09,500 --> 01:18:10,700
所以我觉得就

2002
01:18:10,733 --> 01:18:13,933
我现在也不适合有感情相关的生活呀

2003
01:18:17,333 --> 01:18:20,066
主播说了大伙失恋来找你你可以安慰

2004
01:18:20,066 --> 01:18:21,699
可是别人失恋来你就攻击

2005
01:18:21,700 --> 01:18:23,166
哎呀我们是认识的

2006
01:18:23,666 --> 01:18:24,966
我就问问他

2007
01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:27,566
都是过日子没有爱

2008
01:18:27,566 --> 01:18:28,799
那你这种心态的话

2009
01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:31,000
就是尽量建议找一个过日子的人呐

2010
01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:32,666
不要找那个就是

2011
01:18:32,900 --> 01:18:35,733
爱就是很渴求爱的女孩子

2012
01:18:35,733 --> 01:18:36,666
我觉得女生

2013
01:18:36,666 --> 01:18:39,199
大部分还是希望有有真爱的

2014
01:18:39,200 --> 01:18:41,700
对哪怕以后会变成那个什么呀

2015
01:18:42,066 --> 01:18:43,166
谢谢抱抱的

2016
01:18:43,166 --> 01:18:45,099
别抱了别抱了别抱了

2017
01:18:45,100 --> 01:18:46,566
怎么失恋了抱金币呢

2018
01:18:46,566 --> 01:18:48,299
别抱了谢谢谢谢

2019
01:18:48,300 --> 01:18:49,300
3级西瓜霜

2020
01:18:49,300 --> 01:18:51,366
一个疯狂应援和两个泡泡糖

2021
01:18:51,366 --> 01:18:51,966
你也会逗

2022
01:18:51,966 --> 01:18:52,799
你挨了一个揍

2023
01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:53,866
感谢支持

2024
01:18:54,500 --> 01:18:56,666
异性的喜欢都有点性幻想

2025
01:18:56,666 --> 01:18:57,866
那作为你的异性朋友

2026
01:18:57,866 --> 01:18:59,566
你可千万别把我当成异性朋友

2027
01:18:59,566 --> 01:19:02,099
那多少沾点那个什么了哈哈哈

2028
01:19:02,400 --> 01:19:05,366
你们认为异性真的没有友谊吗

2029
01:19:05,366 --> 01:19:08,166
不是这个异性没有友谊的话

2030
01:19:08,166 --> 01:19:10,333
那不就相当于你的生物学本能

2031
01:19:10,333 --> 01:19:11,466
战胜了你的

2032
01:19:11,500 --> 01:19:13,733
作为社会属性的人的本能吗

2033
01:19:13,733 --> 01:19:15,399
你就承认你自己是一个

2034
01:19:15,466 --> 01:19:17,533
完全被本能支配的动物

2035
01:19:17,533 --> 01:19:18,666
忽略了对方

2036
01:19:19,200 --> 01:19:22,300
这思想的闪光之处然后然后然后

2037
01:19:22,466 --> 01:19:23,599
单纯的去

2038
01:19:23,700 --> 01:19:24,800
去只只

2039
01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:27,900
只接受这个生物生理意义上的吸引

2040
01:19:27,900 --> 01:19:29,666
你觉得这是合理的一件事吗

2041
01:19:29,666 --> 01:19:30,799
我觉得不合理啊

2042
01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:33,100
谢谢常胜的金笔跟泡泡糖

2043
01:19:33,100 --> 01:19:34,800
我是一个理想主义者嗯

2044
01:19:36,500 --> 01:19:39,733
谢谢 273度的沸水的彩虹甜筒

2045
01:19:39,733 --> 01:19:43,133
2个粉玫瑰3个彩虹甜筒和1个懒人糖饮

2046
01:19:43,133 --> 01:19:44,499
以后等你阿力盖等

2047
01:19:44,666 --> 01:19:47,199
谢谢小萝莉怪叔叔的金币泡泡糖捏

2048
01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:48,933
感谢支持谢谢谢谢

2049
01:19:48,933 --> 01:19:50,066
失恋爆装备

2050
01:19:50,266 --> 01:19:52,699
哈哈哈你把我个疯狂1元给我

2051
01:19:52,700 --> 01:19:53,400
阿里改到

2052
01:19:53,400 --> 01:19:54,300
谢谢支持

2053
01:19:54,300 --> 01:19:57,066
嗯我还是觉得是有纯友谊的

2054
01:19:57,066 --> 01:19:59,533
对扣2选择没有我觉得是有的

2055
01:19:59,533 --> 01:20:00,333
对

2056
01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:02,933
但是就是彼此之间有异性恋人的话

2057
01:20:02,933 --> 01:20:04,299
建议还是尊重一下

2058
01:20:04,300 --> 01:20:06,133
不要不要跟异性朋友走的太近

2059
01:20:06,133 --> 01:20:09,533
对这个这个瓜甜不系鞋带啊

2060
01:20:09,533 --> 01:20:12,199
这个底下不摘帽子好吧

2061
01:20:13,533 --> 01:20:14,966
同性有纯友谊吗

2062
01:20:14,966 --> 01:20:16,099
有呀对吧

2063
01:20:16,300 --> 01:20:19,900
万一你的这个朋友他就是同性恋

2064
01:20:19,900 --> 01:20:21,733
那你说他跟你有纯友谊吗

2065
01:20:21,766 --> 01:20:23,166
欢迎安琪奎圣

2066
01:20:23,800 --> 01:20:24,666
塞西布利

2067
01:20:24,666 --> 01:20:26,299
你被前女友当雪豹了

2068
01:20:26,300 --> 01:20:27,866
凭尽量别找抑郁的妹妹

2069
01:20:27,866 --> 01:20:29,166
对还有就是

2070
01:20:29,166 --> 01:20:31,366
就如果自己精神状态不稳定的话

2071
01:20:31,366 --> 01:20:32,333
建议尽量

2072
01:20:32,966 --> 01:20:35,533
就是不要不要不要这个

2073
01:20:35,933 --> 01:20:37,666
怎么说自己自觉

2074
01:20:37,666 --> 01:20:38,699
精神状态很不稳

2075
01:20:38,700 --> 01:20:40,600
定的话不要把对方当成一个

2076
01:20:40,600 --> 01:20:42,533
很救赎的一个角色啊

2077
01:20:42,533 --> 01:20:46,166
这同样的也是呃如果你不想

2078
01:20:46,700 --> 01:20:49,066
不想一味的去输出情绪

2079
01:20:49,066 --> 01:20:51,599
去安抚另一个人的话或者你不是

2080
01:20:51,733 --> 01:20:53,733
那么喜欢只是可有可无的话

2081
01:20:53,733 --> 01:20:54,999
千万不要找这个

2082
01:20:55,133 --> 01:20:57,199
比较郁郁的因为你会觉得很累

2083
01:20:57,200 --> 01:20:59,700
每个人的能量他都不是无穷无尽的

2084
01:20:59,933 --> 01:21:01,299
然后你一味的给他说

2085
01:21:01,300 --> 01:21:02,400
出你又得不到

2086
01:21:02,400 --> 01:21:04,366
太多的回馈因为他本身精神状

2087
01:21:04,366 --> 01:21:05,866
态就自身难保了

2088
01:21:05,933 --> 01:21:07,999
这不能怪他也不能怪你

2089
01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:09,333
但是你就是会很累

2090
01:21:09,333 --> 01:21:10,766
然后最后照顾着照顾着

2091
01:21:10,766 --> 01:21:12,166
可能把你自己的情绪

2092
01:21:12,166 --> 01:21:13,266
如果你不是很坚定

2093
01:21:13,266 --> 01:21:14,599
你也会被他感染的

2094
01:21:14,700 --> 01:21:15,533
欢迎水果王

2095
01:21:15,533 --> 01:21:17,066
哈喽哈喽晚上好

2096
01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:20,100
你和球球就是纯友情

2097
01:21:20,100 --> 01:21:22,566
哈哈哈好好

2098
01:21:22,566 --> 01:21:24,266
嗯这首歌好听

2099
01:21:24,266 --> 01:21:27,099
是吧这是你点的那个列如玉指

2100
01:21:29,200 --> 01:21:30,966
总比当钱包强

2101
01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:34,100
我觉得有些时候你会宁愿当钱包的

2102
01:21:34,100 --> 01:21:35,000
我说真的

2103
01:21:35,200 --> 01:21:36,766
情绪受到的亏损

2104
01:21:36,766 --> 01:21:38,266
是很多钱都买不回来的

2105
01:21:38,266 --> 01:21:40,299
尤其是你赚钱越来越多的情况下

2106
01:21:40,300 --> 01:21:42,000
你的情绪就越来越贵

2107
01:21:42,766 --> 01:21:45,733
谢谢沸水的3个彩虹甜筒

2108
01:21:45,866 --> 01:21:47,399
4个彩虹甜筒2个粉玫瑰

2109
01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:49,000
红灯尼阿迪卡走对

2110
01:21:49,133 --> 01:21:50,066
对的对的

2111
01:21:50,066 --> 01:21:51,733
精神状态不稳定的人

2112
01:21:51,766 --> 01:21:53,966
建立亲密关系真的很困难

2113
01:21:53,966 --> 01:21:54,366
又

2114
01:21:54,366 --> 01:21:56,933
你又因为付出了很多不愿意轻易放弃

2115
01:21:56,933 --> 01:21:58,166
真的很吓人的

2116
01:22:00,133 --> 01:22:03,466
心理医生上班还要上班下班还要下班

2117
01:22:03,466 --> 01:22:05,133
对吧我觉得心理医生但是

2118
01:22:05,333 --> 01:22:08,133
最最不可能跟患者或者跟

2119
01:22:08,600 --> 01:22:11,733
这个精神状态不稳定的人建立好好

2120
01:22:11,733 --> 01:22:13,533
好好的长久的关系的

2121
01:22:13,566 --> 01:22:15,766
因为就像厨子回家不做饭

2122
01:22:15,766 --> 01:22:17,499
司机回家不开车一样

2123
01:22:17,533 --> 01:22:19,699
人家的工作内容就是干这个的

2124
01:22:19,700 --> 01:22:21,666
你让我上班也工作下班也工作

2125
01:22:21,666 --> 01:22:23,799
我不管你们怎么想反正我是会疯啊

2126
01:22:23,800 --> 01:22:25,000
我是不会干这个的

2127
01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:27,566
好吧谢谢你的紫金宝盒

2128
01:22:27,566 --> 01:22:28,933
非谁阿力盖的

2129
01:22:29,933 --> 01:22:31,899
谢谢直播小电视的红包呢

2130
01:22:31,933 --> 01:22:34,933
论迹不论心人内心有阴暗之处

2131
01:22:34,933 --> 01:22:37,666
对啊你论心无完人嘛谁都是这样的

2132
01:22:37,666 --> 01:22:39,199
但是你怎么表现给对方

2133
01:22:39,200 --> 01:22:41,700
有些人他就是表现都表现不了的呀

2134
01:22:43,933 --> 01:22:45,966
什么叫精神状态不稳定

2135
01:22:45,966 --> 01:22:46,766
就是

2136
01:22:47,300 --> 01:22:49,100
比较极端的那种情况

2137
01:22:49,100 --> 01:22:51,066
主播接触到现实中的并交吗

2138
01:22:51,066 --> 01:22:53,466
还挺吓人的这个我推荐大家

2139
01:22:53,966 --> 01:22:56,333
现实中的并交还是少接触吧

2140
01:22:56,333 --> 01:22:58,766
你不要觉得这个你可以例外呀

2141
01:22:58,766 --> 01:23:00,533
或者说你可以你可以

2142
01:23:00,766 --> 01:23:02,333
给对方救赎啊之类的

2143
01:23:02,333 --> 01:23:04,366
人家这个爱真的太沉重了

2144
01:23:04,366 --> 01:23:05,533
算了吧算了吧

2145
01:23:07,666 --> 01:23:09,866
双向这个是可以治疗的吧

2146
01:23:09,866 --> 01:23:13,066
不说治愈起码能维持一个稳定的状态

2147
01:23:13,066 --> 01:23:14,133
谢谢西格斯的打call

2148
01:23:14,133 --> 01:23:14,933
有些人他

2149
01:23:15,100 --> 01:23:17,933
精神上没有就是生理意义上的疾病

2150
01:23:17,933 --> 01:23:21,299
但是他的这个思路什么的都很不正常

2151
01:23:21,300 --> 01:23:22,100
对

2152
01:23:22,733 --> 01:23:25,533
现实不说病叫都要傲娇都受不了

2153
01:23:25,533 --> 01:23:26,733
哎呀天呐

2154
01:23:28,200 --> 01:23:30,400
燕子厨子下班有下厨的

2155
01:23:30,400 --> 01:23:32,933
但是厨子下班他肯定不爱下厨呀

2156
01:23:32,933 --> 01:23:34,599
什么东西干成工作了都

2157
01:23:34,600 --> 01:23:36,200
没有那么强的意思呀

2158
01:23:36,500 --> 01:23:37,533
谢谢大家的关注

2159
01:23:37,533 --> 01:23:38,999
念阿里盖豆我接触到了

2160
01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:40,300
我差点改了对吧

2161
01:23:40,300 --> 01:23:42,333
所以说这种二次元很萌

2162
01:23:42,333 --> 01:23:44,966
三次元觉得很很烂的属性

2163
01:23:45,200 --> 01:23:46,600
对吧二次元很萌

2164
01:23:46,600 --> 01:23:48,666
多半是因为二次元的这个世界观

2165
01:23:48,666 --> 01:23:49,599
不会设置在

2166
01:23:49,666 --> 01:23:51,566
每天朝九晚五平平无奇的

2167
01:23:51,566 --> 01:23:53,533
上班的世界观要么就是异世界

2168
01:23:53,533 --> 01:23:56,933
要么就是有什么动荡战乱之类的一些

2169
01:23:56,933 --> 01:23:58,133
要么就魔法

2170
01:23:58,200 --> 01:24:01,400
崇尚武力然后社会达尔文这种世界观

2171
01:24:01,400 --> 01:24:03,933
这种世界观的并交一旦有强大的能力

2172
01:24:03,933 --> 01:24:04,166
对吧

2173
01:24:04,166 --> 01:24:06,599
他能给你提供很多的这个意义啊

2174
01:24:06,600 --> 01:24:07,733
但是如果

2175
01:24:07,800 --> 01:24:10,200
你把它带入现实你会发现这个就

2176
01:24:10,200 --> 01:24:11,966
哈哈哈很不好哎

2177
01:24:11,966 --> 01:24:14,066
这个要在特定的世界观里面的

2178
01:24:14,066 --> 01:24:14,866
嗯

2179
01:24:15,200 --> 01:24:17,600
三泉冰雕快跑吧求求你了

2180
01:24:17,766 --> 01:24:18,099
对啊

2181
01:24:18,100 --> 01:24:20,533
你接受他的负能量你还要给他正反馈

2182
01:24:20,533 --> 01:24:22,133
谁能谁是圣人啊

2183
01:24:22,133 --> 01:24:24,899
谁能一直那个什么你又不是他的插座

2184
01:24:26,200 --> 01:24:27,933
快跑吧真的

2185
01:24:30,266 --> 01:24:33,133
对心理医生的压力比不少人都大

2186
01:24:33,133 --> 01:24:36,199
所以心理医生其实我冒昧来说我

2187
01:24:36,200 --> 01:24:38,966
觉得他应该很重要的一件事就是把

2188
01:24:39,333 --> 01:24:41,899
这患者的生活跟自己的生活切割

2189
01:24:41,900 --> 01:24:42,900
就包括心理医生

2190
01:24:42,900 --> 01:24:45,100
他们不是有那种从业的规范

2191
01:24:45,100 --> 01:24:46,966
千万不能在咨询的过程中

2192
01:24:46,966 --> 01:24:50,566
就是对患者产生超过患者的情感吗

2193
01:24:50,566 --> 01:24:53,066
之后他的温柔啊或者说他帮助你

2194
01:24:53,100 --> 01:24:55,100
他辅导你都是他的职业素养

2195
01:24:55,100 --> 01:24:56,933
下班了之后他马上就会忘记你

2196
01:24:56,933 --> 01:24:57,966
就这种感觉

2197
01:24:58,400 --> 01:24:59,700
谢谢常胜的情书

2198
01:24:59,700 --> 01:25:02,066
所以看到很多言情小说写什么

2199
01:25:02,066 --> 01:25:04,266
心理医生跟病患谈恋爱呀

2200
01:25:04,266 --> 01:25:06,199
对吧我说的就是你5批

2201
01:25:06,800 --> 01:25:08,766
心理医生跟病患谈恋爱

2202
01:25:08,766 --> 01:25:11,399
我觉得这个很有被职业素养的很不好

2203
01:25:11,400 --> 01:25:14,466
对模仿二次元话说的傲娇不算

2204
01:25:14,466 --> 01:25:15,333
那叫二次元

2205
01:25:15,333 --> 01:25:16,599
哪那是二次元

2206
01:25:16,600 --> 01:25:18,133
不是很懂你们二次元

2207
01:25:18,166 --> 01:25:19,466
你们二次元怎么这样

2208
01:25:19,466 --> 01:25:21,333
你们二次元我不好说了

2209
01:25:22,966 --> 01:25:24,666
谢谢天下的大哥

2210
01:25:24,666 --> 01:25:26,266
谢谢因因而在的梦大哥

2211
01:25:26,266 --> 01:25:28,566
现实中的病交他要再有点执行力

2212
01:25:28,566 --> 01:25:30,133
他会上社会新闻的

2213
01:25:30,300 --> 01:25:31,466
很吓人的动作

2214
01:25:31,466 --> 01:25:35,099
砍砍杀杀的啊就你想想什么叫病交

2215
01:25:35,133 --> 01:25:36,733
哎呀坏了手机没有电了

2216
01:25:36,733 --> 01:25:38,899
等一下等一下我重新充一下电

2217
01:25:38,900 --> 01:25:40,300
先卡一下面部我们

2218
01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:45,533
看一下面部这什么表情啊我操

2219
01:25:46,400 --> 01:25:47,766
忘了给手机充电了

2220
01:25:47,766 --> 01:25:49,066
说的太高兴了

2221
01:25:49,466 --> 01:25:51,933
谢谢越调皮越可爱的泡泡糖啊红豆

2222
01:25:51,933 --> 01:25:52,999
你爱丽盖豆

2223
01:25:53,700 --> 01:25:56,266
我发现直能直播间高能榜人好多

2224
01:25:56,266 --> 01:25:57,999
这个是因为呃

2225
01:25:58,500 --> 01:26:00,566
因为那个那个那个

2226
01:26:01,100 --> 01:26:03,666
高能榜改版然后高能榜基本会翻倍

2227
01:26:03,700 --> 01:26:05,566
主播下班会切个关注吗

2228
01:26:05,566 --> 01:26:06,099
没有啊我

2229
01:26:06,100 --> 01:26:07,366
你进舰长群

2230
01:26:07,366 --> 01:26:07,866
你会发现

2231
01:26:07,866 --> 01:26:10,366
主播下班每天在舰长群里面都是龙王

2232
01:26:10,366 --> 01:26:10,566
啊

2233
01:26:10,566 --> 01:26:13,499
这个其他人加起来不如主播的人口

2234
01:26:13,500 --> 01:26:16,566
主播有270多天的龙王天天跟大家睡去

2235
01:26:16,566 --> 01:26:17,466
哈哈哈

2236
01:26:18,166 --> 01:26:19,466
尽早结束异地

2237
01:26:19,466 --> 01:26:20,533
异地恋这个东西

2238
01:26:20,533 --> 01:26:22,099
熬过去真的就是一辈子

2239
01:26:22,100 --> 01:26:23,000
但你熬不过去

2240
01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:24,800
那你就一辈子都再也不见了

2241
01:26:25,166 --> 01:26:27,599
我感觉你们对心理医生有什么误解

2242
01:26:28,366 --> 01:26:31,199
对他一般是就心理那种咨询师吗

2243
01:26:31,200 --> 01:26:33,000
跟医生还有点差别的

2244
01:26:35,333 --> 01:26:37,099
啊啊啊啊啊

2245
01:26:37,166 --> 01:26:39,533
这几天有事呀对吧

2246
01:26:39,533 --> 01:26:41,099
我总不能放着事不干

2247
01:26:41,100 --> 01:26:44,166
我肯定是有事的我不能一直没有事

2248
01:26:44,533 --> 01:26:46,266
加起来不如主播一根

2249
01:26:46,266 --> 01:26:47,799
对加起来不如主播一根呢

2250
01:26:47,800 --> 01:26:49,166
感觉不如主播一根

2251
01:26:49,166 --> 01:26:52,299
哈哈哈他们都说我天天水平

2252
01:26:52,300 --> 01:26:54,766
然后是不是就没什么事可干了

2253
01:26:54,766 --> 01:26:57,533
主播你是不是闲着没事没事可做呀

2254
01:26:58,100 --> 01:27:00,000
你是不是只有网上这些朋友了

2255
01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:01,366
我的表现还真是

2256
01:27:01,366 --> 01:27:02,399
对还真是

2257
01:27:07,200 --> 01:27:08,066
你妈妈的

2258
01:27:08,066 --> 01:27:10,399
刚才有个女生绕过我直接找我家去

2259
01:27:10,400 --> 01:27:12,400
我回家发现他再给我买醋去炒菜

2260
01:27:12,400 --> 01:27:13,766
那挺吓人的

2261
01:27:14,266 --> 01:27:15,799
那真的挺烦人的

2262
01:27:20,333 --> 01:27:23,166
我现在心里是一个很难学的东西

2263
01:27:23,866 --> 01:27:26,666
然后再者就是心里的这个从业

2264
01:27:26,666 --> 01:27:28,166
也不是特别那个什么

2265
01:27:28,166 --> 01:27:29,599
国内心理医生的市场

2266
01:27:29,600 --> 01:27:31,166
毕竟还是比较少的

2267
01:27:38,400 --> 01:27:40,333
再有就是什么呢

2268
01:27:41,166 --> 01:27:44,699
张口就加勒比海盗你才加勒比海盗呢

2269
01:27:44,700 --> 01:27:47,533
哈哈哈对啊就是一般

2270
01:27:47,533 --> 01:27:49,599
呃生活比较

2271
01:27:49,966 --> 01:27:50,866
叫怎么说

2272
01:27:50,866 --> 01:27:51,966
比较拮据的人

2273
01:27:51,966 --> 01:27:53,299
他也没有办法意识到

2274
01:27:53,300 --> 01:27:55,266
自己是出了心理问题啊

2275
01:27:55,366 --> 01:27:58,166
不是说生活比较拮据的人他就

2276
01:27:58,266 --> 01:27:59,533
没有心理问题

2277
01:27:59,566 --> 01:28:02,266
也不是说心理问题是一个富贵病啊

2278
01:28:02,266 --> 01:28:04,766
什么的而是说这个东西

2279
01:28:05,166 --> 01:28:07,199
生活拮据的人他一般意识不到

2280
01:28:07,200 --> 01:28:08,400
他也没有空去意识到

2281
01:28:08,400 --> 01:28:09,733
自己其实已经有了心理

2282
01:28:09,733 --> 01:28:12,999
疾病了对哇你为什么脸红了啊

2283
01:28:13,066 --> 01:28:14,866
说说话上头了不卖

2284
01:28:15,066 --> 01:28:17,166
谢谢娘娘的10朵小花

2285
01:28:17,166 --> 01:28:18,133
晚上好呢

2286
01:28:18,500 --> 01:28:20,133
是不能自己停药啊

2287
01:28:20,133 --> 01:28:21,166
那是这样的

2288
01:28:22,333 --> 01:28:24,399
自己停药这东西就像感冒一样

2289
01:28:24,400 --> 01:28:26,600
你说给自己停药那挺危险的

2290
01:28:28,800 --> 01:28:29,666
开心果

2291
01:28:31,300 --> 01:28:34,466
咨询师就聊天要这只能靠精神医生了

2292
01:28:34,466 --> 01:28:35,299
一般来说

2293
01:28:35,466 --> 01:28:38,299
心理学目前这发展方向还是跟那个

2294
01:28:38,333 --> 01:28:40,066
生理比如说大脑啊

2295
01:28:40,133 --> 01:28:42,966
这个这个心脏啊这些结合去聊聊

2296
01:28:43,200 --> 01:28:46,200
单独的去聊心理的话那有点太古典了

2297
01:28:47,700 --> 01:28:50,333
你朋友去评论了两句被问啥意思啊

2298
01:28:50,333 --> 01:28:52,599
哪里啊水果王感觉被吞了

2299
01:28:52,600 --> 01:28:55,600
你弹幕你在说这句之前说了什么

2300
01:28:55,600 --> 01:28:56,700
你啊水果王

2301
01:28:57,766 --> 01:28:59,699
主播你的脸为什么还是红的

2302
01:28:59,700 --> 01:29:03,100
不是红的啦现在就是自然的红润

2303
01:29:03,133 --> 01:29:04,299
健康的红润

2304
01:29:04,300 --> 01:29:06,300
要是没有的话就煞白煞白的

2305
01:29:06,300 --> 01:29:07,766
那多奇怪呀

2306
01:29:10,066 --> 01:29:12,466
现在爱看管人是心里有问题

2307
01:29:12,466 --> 01:29:13,899
我觉这是一种爱好

2308
01:29:13,900 --> 01:29:16,733
人那有些钓鱼老哥天天钓鱼空军

2309
01:29:16,733 --> 01:29:18,899
那你能说那是心理问题吗

2310
01:29:19,066 --> 01:29:21,699
那有人都都30岁了还愿意扣泥巴玩呢

2311
01:29:21,700 --> 01:29:22,966
那也不是心理问题啊

2312
01:29:22,966 --> 01:29:24,766
这尊重自己的爱好啊

2313
01:29:24,866 --> 01:29:25,899
人家还没说啥

2314
01:29:25,900 --> 01:29:27,933
你就先说自己有心理问题是吧

2315
01:29:29,500 --> 01:29:30,966
鸿运是缺氧了吗

2316
01:29:30,966 --> 01:29:32,999
是可爱是腮红啊

2317
01:29:33,000 --> 01:29:34,933
上班不得化个妆吗

2318
01:29:34,933 --> 01:29:37,866
画个腮红显得又活泼又俏皮

2319
01:29:37,866 --> 01:29:39,533
你们是不是狗直男啊

2320
01:29:39,733 --> 01:29:41,899
会对着女朋友的双眼皮贴说啊

2321
01:29:41,900 --> 01:29:43,566
你眼上有脏东西我给你撕下来

2322
01:29:43,566 --> 01:29:45,599
你咵嚓一下把双眼皮贴撕下来了

2323
01:29:45,600 --> 01:29:48,333
然后他变成一个大小眼看着你是吧

2324
01:29:52,333 --> 01:29:53,299
不好说了

2325
01:29:53,333 --> 01:29:55,266
你看B8算心里有问题吗

2326
01:29:55,266 --> 01:29:56,566
看看你牌子等级啊

2327
01:29:56,566 --> 01:29:58,533
黄牌的话可能多少粘贴了

2328
01:30:00,500 --> 01:30:02,800
吃药很烦感觉副作用很大

2329
01:30:02,800 --> 01:30:05,066
但为了好也得吃呀对吧

2330
01:30:05,366 --> 01:30:06,333
主播同意

2331
01:30:06,333 --> 01:30:08,699
是个人或多少少都有心理的缺陷

2332
01:30:08,700 --> 01:30:09,300
或者疾病

2333
01:30:09,300 --> 01:30:10,000
或者变态吗

2334
01:30:10,000 --> 01:30:11,300
人无完人呢

2335
01:30:11,600 --> 01:30:14,133
哪有人是完全没有心理上的问题的

2336
01:30:14,133 --> 01:30:15,066
你要硬说

2337
01:30:15,200 --> 01:30:18,500
嫉妒羡慕那都不是圣人所谓对吧

2338
01:30:18,666 --> 01:30:19,499
就是就是

2339
01:30:19,500 --> 01:30:22,700
这个这个背后说人小话那还是小人呢

2340
01:30:23,066 --> 01:30:24,966
谁没干过这种事啊对吧

2341
01:30:25,066 --> 01:30:26,299
大家都干过这种

2342
01:30:26,300 --> 01:30:28,900
偷偷的跟朋友或者是抱怨自己同事

2343
01:30:28,900 --> 01:30:30,800
老板啊什么之类的事情吧

2344
01:30:30,900 --> 01:30:31,966
你讨厌的同学

2345
01:30:31,966 --> 01:30:33,899
你回家还会跟爸爸妈妈说吧

2346
01:30:33,900 --> 01:30:36,966
对吧是没有人能当圣人的

2347
01:30:36,966 --> 01:30:39,766
我觉得你这个东西就范围就太大了

2348
01:30:41,600 --> 01:30:43,866
帮某人买比较贵的贴出来炫炫

2349
01:30:43,866 --> 01:30:46,733
我朋友却留言我钱包空了

2350
01:30:50,300 --> 01:30:53,000
你还得管住朋友的嘴哈哈哈

2351
01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:55,500
你这你你就说是朋友呗

2352
01:30:55,666 --> 01:30:56,799
你就说你就说你就说

2353
01:30:56,800 --> 01:30:58,000
朋友管我啥事

2354
01:30:58,000 --> 01:30:59,666
又不是我让朋友去说的他

2355
01:30:59,666 --> 01:31:00,533
他跟你急什么

2356
01:31:00,533 --> 01:31:01,933
他跟你朋友吵架呗

2357
01:31:02,133 --> 01:31:04,566
为什么假睫毛只贴一缕

2358
01:31:04,700 --> 01:31:08,300
那不是假睫毛那是我头发哎

2359
01:31:08,900 --> 01:31:10,500
哎呀气死我了

2360
01:31:11,900 --> 01:31:14,166
谢谢我去他喵的非法制服的比克拉

2361
01:31:14,166 --> 01:31:15,566
感谢支持红豆芽

2362
01:31:15,566 --> 01:31:16,666
这个都烟烟

2363
01:31:16,666 --> 01:31:17,799
我想谈点青春

2364
01:31:17,800 --> 01:31:20,200
青春没啥好谈的都是伤痛文学

2365
01:31:20,400 --> 01:31:23,000
和你吵那就多少有点不懂事

2366
01:31:23,066 --> 01:31:25,333
你给他买的东西贵的

2367
01:31:25,333 --> 01:31:28,733
你的朋友说啊买这么贵的东西

2368
01:31:28,933 --> 01:31:29,733
然后

2369
01:31:30,500 --> 01:31:31,800
他跟你吵架

2370
01:31:31,800 --> 01:31:33,966
他是不是忘了东西是你买的呀

2371
01:31:34,066 --> 01:31:35,299
我不好说啊

2372
01:31:35,800 --> 01:31:38,000
你你让他找女朋友呗

2373
01:31:38,600 --> 01:31:40,666
所以说狗这样很无趣啊

2374
01:31:42,066 --> 01:31:43,099
好说呀

2375
01:31:44,200 --> 01:31:49,100
我在江南撒八环多无邪

2376
01:31:50,133 --> 01:31:52,533
我在粉色软件里要比比汉丽丽呀

2377
01:31:52,533 --> 01:31:55,733
没事的时候看看5P的这个游戏实况

2378
01:31:55,733 --> 01:31:57,599
在没事的时候看看别的管人的

2379
01:31:57,600 --> 01:31:59,933
切片抄一抄灵感偷一偷

2380
01:31:59,933 --> 01:32:02,199
啊这个也能切啊我还以为可无聊了

2381
01:32:02,200 --> 01:32:03,400
哎播放还挺高

2382
01:32:03,500 --> 01:32:04,566
明天就切这个

2383
01:32:04,666 --> 01:32:06,199
对我就是这样的

2384
01:32:06,200 --> 01:32:07,000
这这这

2385
01:32:07,533 --> 01:32:09,733
因为我不知道某某人喜欢什么东西

2386
01:32:09,733 --> 01:32:11,599
只能看那种某某人都特

2387
01:32:11,600 --> 01:32:12,866
别喜欢看的主播

2388
01:32:12,900 --> 01:32:15,800
观察他们的切片内容来反推一下

2389
01:32:15,866 --> 01:32:17,566
什么东西受市场欢迎啊

2390
01:32:17,566 --> 01:32:20,733
所以我切这方面的这个片一直都很弱

2391
01:32:20,733 --> 01:32:22,933
贴瑞平系的片就一选一个准啊

2392
01:32:22,933 --> 01:32:24,866
但是正常的片就选不出来

2393
01:32:24,866 --> 01:32:27,166
不会你可以叫我宝贝吗

2394
01:32:27,166 --> 01:32:29,099
不行不行不可以不可以

2395
01:32:30,366 --> 01:32:31,699
你好像没有记住

2396
01:32:31,700 --> 01:32:34,066
打小报告或者特别针对别人的也没有

2397
01:32:34,066 --> 01:32:35,533
我觉得肯定是你忘了对吧

2398
01:32:35,533 --> 01:32:37,733
人会记忆里筛选自己做的

2399
01:32:37,800 --> 01:32:39,333
没有那么君子的事情啊

2400
01:32:39,333 --> 01:32:40,066
对

2401
01:32:40,066 --> 01:32:42,933
肯定不可能是没有的这是人的本能

2402
01:32:43,266 --> 01:32:45,166
我觉得倾诉欲跟这个

2403
01:32:45,366 --> 01:32:47,966
就是羡慕啊嫉妒啊是人的本能

2404
01:32:47,966 --> 01:32:49,533
我就很坦率啊对吧

2405
01:32:49,566 --> 01:32:52,166
我数据不好的时候我就羡慕大v对吧

2406
01:32:52,600 --> 01:32:55,733
我就羡慕人家然后高能榜几千人对吧

2407
01:32:55,800 --> 01:32:57,600
主播累死累活说一宿

2408
01:32:57,866 --> 01:33:00,499
然后200来人了我也挺羡慕人家的

2409
01:33:00,500 --> 01:33:02,366
但是这个羡慕的话只能说

2410
01:33:02,500 --> 01:33:04,333
转化为你内在的一个动力吧

2411
01:33:04,333 --> 01:33:05,966
这不是什么坏事啊对吧

2412
01:33:06,400 --> 01:33:07,933
暗示因为人都不纯良

2413
01:33:07,933 --> 01:33:09,566
我们因为人是都不纯良啊

2414
01:33:09,566 --> 01:33:11,266
因为人早都是那什么了

2415
01:33:12,866 --> 01:33:16,133
宝贝宝贝宝贝小黑屋待着去吧毛病

2416
01:33:17,566 --> 01:33:18,866
发病了

2417
01:33:22,100 --> 01:33:24,000
有人在发病啊我不好说

2418
01:33:24,000 --> 01:33:26,466
主播你现在也有3位数高能榜了要

2419
01:33:26,666 --> 01:33:29,466
这是改版之后才有3位数的

2420
01:33:29,733 --> 01:33:32,199
这改版之后才有3位数的主播

2421
01:33:32,200 --> 01:33:33,700
内德韦德算大v吗

2422
01:33:33,700 --> 01:33:35,133
我们汽车人一直都是

2423
01:33:35,133 --> 01:33:38,199
贝格贝格贝格贝格super super super super VR

2424
01:33:38,600 --> 01:33:39,533
他还不是大v

2425
01:33:39,533 --> 01:33:40,533
那我是什么

2426
01:33:40,566 --> 01:33:42,933
我是他车轮下面的一只蝼蚁

2427
01:33:42,933 --> 01:33:45,899
是妄图挡住他那个那个车轮前进的

2428
01:33:45,900 --> 01:33:47,100
这个这个这个螳螂

2429
01:33:47,100 --> 01:33:48,700
是吧哈哈哈哈哈哈

2430
01:33:48,700 --> 01:33:49,933
还能说话吗

2431
01:33:50,133 --> 01:33:52,866
对吧现在的受众跟你擅长的不重合

2432
01:33:52,866 --> 01:33:55,699
那谁说不能创造受众呢

2433
01:33:55,700 --> 01:33:56,300
对吧

2434
01:33:56,300 --> 01:33:58,366
我现在知道就是个人能力够强的话

2435
01:33:58,366 --> 01:34:00,133
个人是可以创造受众的

2436
01:34:00,133 --> 01:34:02,166
因为市场永远比你想象的要小

2437
01:34:02,166 --> 01:34:03,766
也永远比你想象的要大

2438
01:34:04,100 --> 01:34:05,966
大家都觉得IP是没有前途的

2439
01:34:05,966 --> 01:34:07,899
但是沙皇人家还是醉宿金盾啊

2440
01:34:07,900 --> 01:34:10,166
只能说只要个人能力足够强

2441
01:34:10,166 --> 01:34:12,699
就你可以让版本为你而变啊

2442
01:34:12,700 --> 01:34:15,100
当然我不是我不是这样能力的人

2443
01:34:16,300 --> 01:34:17,500
有毛病吧

2444
01:34:17,500 --> 01:34:20,300
你们再叫我宝贝我就下播了

2445
01:34:23,266 --> 01:34:24,066
我

2446
01:34:30,566 --> 01:34:31,733
我要下播了

2447
01:34:31,733 --> 01:34:33,766
我我米燕蜜啊

2448
01:34:33,766 --> 01:34:36,133
距离桃之夭夭怎么还有15分钟呢

2449
01:34:37,700 --> 01:34:39,466
来个来个董哥帮我把这清了

2450
01:34:39,466 --> 01:34:40,133
我要下播了

2451
01:34:40,133 --> 01:34:41,699
我要还有15分钟要下播了

2452
01:34:42,900 --> 01:34:43,766
啊哈

2453
01:34:46,133 --> 01:34:47,799
那刷哈姆哈姆呗

2454
01:34:47,800 --> 01:34:51,333
别别别刷宝宝宝宝刷哈姆哈姆好吗

2455
01:34:51,333 --> 01:34:52,466
哈姆哈姆好吗

2456
01:34:52,466 --> 01:34:53,899
哈姆的贝母好吗

2457
01:35:08,133 --> 01:35:12,366
啊出去我生气了宝贝快走

2458
01:35:13,066 --> 01:35:14,366
叫妈妈吧叫妈妈吧

2459
01:35:14,366 --> 01:35:16,766
叫爹也行叫爹也行叫主人也行

2460
01:35:16,766 --> 01:35:18,366
我我现在都都原谅了

2461
01:35:18,366 --> 01:35:20,133
剩米烟可以原谅一切称呼

2462
01:35:20,133 --> 01:35:22,166
别叫我宝贝别吓人

2463
01:35:23,533 --> 01:35:26,466
主办最初的是不行不行那不行

2464
01:35:26,466 --> 01:35:28,066
主播不知道大伙有逆反心理

2465
01:35:28,066 --> 01:35:29,399
求求大家千万别叫我爹

2466
01:35:29,400 --> 01:35:30,500
也别叫我妈妈对吧

2467
01:35:30,500 --> 01:35:32,466
也别叫我主人求求了求求了

2468
01:35:32,600 --> 01:35:34,966
儿子也可以也可以都都不是不行啊

2469
01:35:34,966 --> 01:35:36,366
不是不行都可以都可以

2470
01:35:36,366 --> 01:35:39,966
主人好好好好好好好好我我我

2471
01:35:42,800 --> 01:35:43,900
叫宝贝的

2472
01:35:43,900 --> 01:35:46,100
现在开始这一条

2473
01:35:46,100 --> 01:35:49,566
我现在话音刚落这一条开始全部封掉

2474
01:35:50,000 --> 01:35:51,466
除非你给我打赎罪剑

2475
01:35:51,466 --> 01:35:53,099
要不然的话我不放你出来了

2476
01:35:53,900 --> 01:35:54,766
亲爱的可以吗

2477
01:35:54,766 --> 01:35:56,699
你叫我嘚吧你别叫我dear了好吧

2478
01:35:56,700 --> 01:35:57,866
你叫我嘚可以

2479
01:36:01,666 --> 01:36:04,066
折中宝贝你下播吧

2480
01:36:04,066 --> 01:36:06,366
你再宝贝你再宝贝你就要打30块钱

2481
01:36:06,366 --> 01:36:07,533
就要给自己解封了

2482
01:36:09,800 --> 01:36:10,966
你跑什么

2483
01:36:11,100 --> 01:36:14,700
哈哈哈一一一阵风吗

2484
01:36:15,333 --> 01:36:19,966
啊这上赶着给主播打打MC是吧

2485
01:36:23,333 --> 01:36:24,699
气死我了

2486
01:36:25,533 --> 01:36:27,533
急了急了我急了我急了

2487
01:36:28,066 --> 01:36:29,399
出去借30吗

2488
01:36:29,400 --> 01:36:30,566
便宜是吧

2489
01:36:30,733 --> 01:36:32,899
你300 便宜是吧

2490
01:36:33,866 --> 01:36:35,566
机器人死了好死

2491
01:36:35,666 --> 01:36:36,399
开香槟了

2492
01:36:36,400 --> 01:36:37,500
月卡多少钱

2493
01:36:37,533 --> 01:36:38,599
你还要包月

2494
01:36:38,600 --> 01:36:39,566
月卡

2495
01:36:39,933 --> 01:36:42,666
你每天进来先给主播打个金地毯是吧

2496
01:36:42,666 --> 01:36:44,566
今天今天给你的赎罪卷啊

2497
01:36:44,566 --> 01:36:45,899
今天别别封我了

2498
01:36:45,900 --> 01:36:46,933
你上个提督吧

2499
01:36:46,933 --> 01:36:47,899
那你上个提督吧

2500
01:36:47,900 --> 01:36:49,866
提督的话还能打六七折呢

2501
01:36:50,800 --> 01:36:54,333
急了宝贝真丰满啊生气了

2502
01:36:56,266 --> 01:36:57,366
啊

2503
01:37:03,466 --> 01:37:05,266
我真的是我真的会生气

2504
01:37:05,266 --> 01:37:07,599
姐妹别别别别这样别这样

2505
01:37:07,600 --> 01:37:09,066
他们可以自己放自己出来

2506
01:37:09,066 --> 01:37:10,366
那你们房管就撤了

2507
01:37:10,366 --> 01:37:12,366
你们再这样房管要撤了好吧

2508
01:37:13,533 --> 01:37:14,699
不要不要不要不要

2509
01:37:20,133 --> 01:37:22,533
谢谢宁愿选择榴莲不放糖的

2510
01:37:22,533 --> 01:37:24,299
收破菜的红灯你阿里赶走

2511
01:37:24,533 --> 01:37:26,533
滴滴滴滴滴滴滴

2512
01:37:28,966 --> 01:37:33,899
滴滴喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵

2513
01:37:36,733 --> 01:37:37,699
谢谢你的爱心

2514
01:37:37,700 --> 01:37:38,666
感谢支持

2515
01:37:38,666 --> 01:37:40,099
红哥你爱你个头

2516
01:37:40,100 --> 01:37:41,200
感谢感谢

2517
01:37:41,566 --> 01:37:42,399
畜生

2518
01:37:43,566 --> 01:37:46,599
畜生怎么没人说话呢对吧

2519
01:37:46,600 --> 01:37:47,733
还能说话吗

2520
01:37:47,733 --> 01:37:48,966
还能说话吗

2521
01:37:50,700 --> 01:37:52,566
对吧这个我我喜欢

2522
01:37:52,566 --> 01:37:54,766
宝贝家数字这一条龙

2523
01:37:54,866 --> 01:37:57,366
直接连我动手禁言都免了是吧

2524
01:37:57,400 --> 01:37:58,933
别喊爹喊长吧

2525
01:37:58,933 --> 01:38:00,766
那你得自己再自定一眼啊

2526
01:38:01,700 --> 01:38:03,533
什么鬼啊

2527
01:38:03,533 --> 01:38:06,333
集美们绿色发言急着点笑死我

2528
01:38:06,333 --> 01:38:07,566
没有弹幕打

2529
01:38:20,400 --> 01:38:22,766
我跟你们说今天然然不在

2530
01:38:22,766 --> 01:38:26,999
姚光不在没有人能摆脱主播的禁言

2531
01:38:27,000 --> 01:38:30,200
他们俩两个总督全都不在对吧

2532
01:38:30,900 --> 01:38:32,866
你们就笑你们再接着笑啊

2533
01:38:32,866 --> 01:38:33,699
再接着笑

2534
01:38:33,700 --> 01:38:36,000
有你们乐的时候听到了没有

2535
01:38:36,933 --> 01:38:40,166
主播你先别急别叫我宝贝

2536
01:38:40,166 --> 01:38:42,466
主播刚跟大家说完这个

2537
01:38:42,466 --> 01:38:44,499
这个虚拟主播不是都

2538
01:38:44,600 --> 01:38:46,733
都是男友粉女友粉

2539
01:38:46,733 --> 01:38:49,199
我要用自己的直播间证明这一点

2540
01:38:49,200 --> 01:38:50,566
你们还非要叫我宝贝

2541
01:38:50,566 --> 01:38:52,799
宝贝的鸡皮疙瘩都起来了

2542
01:38:52,800 --> 01:38:54,966
猫妈妈都10年没这么叫过我了

2543
01:38:54,966 --> 01:38:55,799
别这么叫

2544
01:38:57,600 --> 01:39:00,700
寒人今晚播的还挺长

2545
01:39:00,733 --> 01:39:01,999
还有10分钟下班了

2546
01:39:02,000 --> 01:39:02,866
还有10分钟

2547
01:39:02,966 --> 01:39:04,866
带扣球的豪爽

2548
01:39:05,266 --> 01:39:07,333
要不然我还是我还是我还是

2549
01:39:08,300 --> 01:39:10,300
主播还让小红书洗地呢

2550
01:39:10,300 --> 01:39:12,800
哎呦我天呐我现在这洗的什么东西

2551
01:39:12,800 --> 01:39:15,066
我要不还是跟他们加入集美大军

2552
01:39:15,066 --> 01:39:16,166
说集美卖

2553
01:39:16,166 --> 01:39:18,166
我是二次元虚拟主播呀

2554
01:39:18,200 --> 01:39:21,400
亲身经历证明二次元不能出

2555
01:39:21,400 --> 01:39:24,166
都是一群抖m逆反心理

2556
01:39:24,166 --> 01:39:26,333
你要他往东他偏就往西

2557
01:39:27,600 --> 01:39:28,400
哎呀

2558
01:39:29,300 --> 01:39:30,700
集美吧集美吧

2559
01:39:30,733 --> 01:39:32,399
不是那么一回事好吧

2560
01:39:32,533 --> 01:39:33,866
还以为要加班呢

2561
01:39:33,866 --> 01:39:35,966
没有加班机看加班机

2562
01:39:38,900 --> 01:39:39,933
看加班机呢

2563
01:39:40,466 --> 01:39:44,899
但要你和我一样不需要再忍耐

2564
01:39:46,266 --> 01:39:48,399
集美你紫色头发色号是什么

2565
01:39:48,400 --> 01:39:51,066
应该是那种灰蓝紫色对

2566
01:39:52,733 --> 01:39:52,999
谢

2567
01:39:53,000 --> 01:39:56,666
谢小钢琴之梦的s亚红豆尼亚利亚朵

2568
01:39:56,666 --> 01:40:01,399
呜呜呜我怎么被放出来了还想被禁言

2569
01:40:02,966 --> 01:40:05,933
今天下班我就去小红书发帖

2570
01:40:05,966 --> 01:40:08,066
说二次元男人不能错

2571
01:40:08,066 --> 01:40:12,466
二次元都是又受虐狂的人啊

2572
01:40:13,333 --> 01:40:15,133
集美你真的太集美了

2573
01:40:15,133 --> 01:40:17,133
这就是媚男主播的下场

2574
01:40:18,466 --> 01:40:20,666
因为有好次元和坏次元的你们

2575
01:40:20,666 --> 01:40:22,166
明天就是坏次元

2576
01:40:22,966 --> 01:40:24,566
谢谢谢

2577
01:40:25,400 --> 01:40:28,133
谢水果王的花式夸夸

2578
01:40:28,400 --> 01:40:29,766
谢谢谢谢

2579
01:40:30,400 --> 01:40:32,400
太厉害的主播找3块

2580
01:40:36,466 --> 01:40:38,666
米是不会还给你的佩克

2581
01:40:39,700 --> 01:40:42,100
钱是不会还给你的佩克

2582
01:40:42,466 --> 01:40:43,966
哈哈哈

2583
01:40:44,900 --> 01:40:48,000
哎呀我的加班机一直都是纯纯的笑话

2584
01:40:48,000 --> 01:40:51,000
不行今天加班机到了我就要下哼

2585
01:40:52,766 --> 01:40:54,666
谢谢水国王的

2586
01:40:56,500 --> 01:40:57,700
开始快快念

2587
01:40:58,366 --> 01:40:59,533
哈哈哈哈

2588
01:40:59,533 --> 01:41:01,499
你是不会还给你的贝扣

2589
01:41:01,600 --> 01:41:02,366
贝扣是什么

2590
01:41:02,366 --> 01:41:04,566
是那个这个梗这个梗的来源

2591
01:41:04,566 --> 01:41:06,133
这个兔田贝克拉呃

2592
01:41:08,933 --> 01:41:11,466
扣事后V30好吗

2593
01:41:11,766 --> 01:41:12,599
什么十倍

2594
01:41:12,600 --> 01:41:15,366
看集美们这就是典型的抖m啊

2595
01:41:15,366 --> 01:41:17,733
对真真不能错典型的抖m

2596
01:41:18,766 --> 01:41:21,499
呃呃谢谢阿香的彩虹甜筒

2597
01:41:21,500 --> 01:41:23,133
阿香不要爆米梨不要

2598
01:41:23,133 --> 01:41:25,533
不要我纯纯的良木了

2599
01:41:25,700 --> 01:41:27,733
好吧我管了

2600
01:41:28,266 --> 01:41:30,166
我的意思是你现在就下播吧

2601
01:41:30,166 --> 01:41:31,933
你天天催我下播我怎么做

2602
01:41:31,933 --> 01:41:34,666
那个什么别叫我宝贝啊大家真的真的

2603
01:41:34,733 --> 01:41:36,466
你们可以叫我燕子

2604
01:41:36,466 --> 01:41:38,333
哪怕叫我燕宝也行

2605
01:41:38,366 --> 01:41:40,933
你们叫我宝贝真的太吓人了

2606
01:41:42,933 --> 01:41:44,133
我挺害怕的

2607
01:41:44,133 --> 01:41:46,866
我真挺害怕的万一你们哪个人对吧

2608
01:41:47,000 --> 01:41:50,133
在这折磨我至于说出了内心的真心话

2609
01:41:50,133 --> 01:41:52,166
然后这个称呼促使了你们啊

2610
01:41:52,166 --> 01:41:53,666
成为了我的男友粉

2611
01:41:53,800 --> 01:41:56,333
以后以后主播主播天天挨骂怎么办啊

2612
01:41:56,333 --> 01:41:58,499
别叫我宝宝美女别叫宝宝

2613
01:41:59,266 --> 01:42:00,666
叫我燕宝可以

2614
01:42:00,933 --> 01:42:03,899
把你给的爱填满我的心坎

2615
01:42:05,000 --> 01:42:07,533
什么宝贝留给小男友

2616
01:42:07,733 --> 01:42:09,066
以后再说吧现在没

2617
01:42:09,066 --> 01:42:10,133
有小男友了

2618
01:42:10,266 --> 01:42:12,266
主播快下播我要去喜马拉雅

2619
01:42:12,266 --> 01:42:13,699
听到破苍井

2620
01:42:15,400 --> 01:42:18,733
哎呀我叫你宝贝是宠物的宝贝

2621
01:42:18,733 --> 01:42:20,466
那你还不如叫我球球呢

2622
01:42:21,500 --> 01:42:23,200
第一个要叫你宝贝是个妹妹

2623
01:42:23,200 --> 01:42:26,000
妹妹也不行妹妹也不行不能开这个口

2624
01:42:27,266 --> 01:42:30,599
不可以都不行都不行烟宝

2625
01:42:32,133 --> 01:42:36,133
爹我想要那个海底历险记

2626
01:42:36,666 --> 01:42:42,199
爹爹我们一起去水里面坐大船船玩玩

2627
01:42:42,466 --> 01:42:45,166
爹爹我想当太空人

2628
01:42:45,166 --> 01:42:48,499
我要那个那个探索者起航

2629
01:42:48,766 --> 01:42:52,366
爸爸买这个你给我买这个吗

2630
01:43:00,533 --> 01:43:04,466
爸爸肯定对我很好吧呢爸爸

2631
01:43:06,700 --> 01:43:07,466
给你一拳

2632
01:43:07,466 --> 01:43:08,966
你个发癫的东西

2633
01:43:09,366 --> 01:43:12,933
这不是在对冲吗神经病吗这不是

2634
01:43:13,966 --> 01:43:16,699
开开什么玩笑爹给你最爱的大逼咒子

2635
01:43:16,700 --> 01:43:18,733
哎太正常这就终于正常了

2636
01:43:18,733 --> 01:43:19,599
弹幕终于正常了

2637
01:43:19,600 --> 01:43:22,200
太好了太好了太好了太好了

2638
01:43:24,766 --> 01:43:25,499
谢谢大家

2639
01:43:25,500 --> 01:43:27,533
这个恭喜大家回到正常的时间啊

2640
01:43:27,533 --> 01:43:28,899
阿力感动阿力感动

2641
01:43:28,900 --> 01:43:29,700
嗯

2642
01:43:30,200 --> 01:43:32,400
听话听个屁话爬

2643
01:43:33,466 --> 01:43:35,699
怎么今天打不了了啊

2644
01:43:35,700 --> 01:43:37,700
天津被我禁言了啊不对

2645
01:43:37,733 --> 01:43:39,066
天津天没有能打

2646
01:43:39,066 --> 01:43:40,499
你看那个打猫成功

2647
01:43:40,533 --> 01:43:41,899
今天第44个

2648
01:43:41,900 --> 01:43:42,966
本月两天

2649
01:43:43,100 --> 01:43:45,800
快快快那月枪炮挣多少

2650
01:43:47,100 --> 01:43:49,400
我也比较喜欢看学院的那一块

2651
01:43:49,400 --> 01:43:51,566
学院那块过了我觉得就没意思了

2652
01:43:51,566 --> 01:43:54,866
对燕宝宝闹脾气了

2653
01:43:54,866 --> 01:43:58,166
人家要剁揪揪哼

2654
01:43:58,700 --> 01:44:00,133
哈哈哈哼

2655
01:44:01,300 --> 01:44:02,766
谢谢鸟鸟的爱心

2656
01:44:02,800 --> 01:44:05,333
红豆鸟那个的听话咱不买

2657
01:44:05,766 --> 01:44:07,533
不买不买

2658
01:44:07,566 --> 01:44:08,499
哈哈

2659
01:44:08,966 --> 01:44:14,766
人家不买人家就要就要那个就要那个

2660
01:44:14,966 --> 01:44:18,133
耶耶要在地上打滚呜呜

2661
01:44:18,133 --> 01:44:21,599
哈哈哈怎么回事呢

2662
01:44:23,333 --> 01:44:25,199
我要在地上打滚

2663
01:44:27,000 --> 01:44:29,333
爸爸虐待儿童了

2664
01:44:31,466 --> 01:44:32,766
小孩不都是这样的吗

2665
01:44:32,766 --> 01:44:33,966
就叫我宝宝的话

2666
01:44:33,966 --> 01:44:36,566
先先先自己想想自己讨不讨厌小孩啊

2667
01:44:36,566 --> 01:44:37,866
我是很讨厌小孩的

2668
01:44:40,166 --> 01:44:41,566
卡住了你他卡住了

2669
01:44:41,566 --> 01:44:42,299
等下哪有粉

2670
01:44:42,300 --> 01:44:43,200
没事第一粉来

2671
01:44:43,200 --> 01:44:44,300
了我宁愿有第一粉

2672
01:44:44,733 --> 01:44:47,933
我握紧了拳头张红了脸

2673
01:44:47,933 --> 01:44:53,066
只能小小声的憋出来一句你坏死了人

2674
01:44:53,533 --> 01:44:55,899
不是我受不了

2675
01:44:56,566 --> 01:44:57,766
不行我想吐啊

2676
01:44:58,866 --> 01:45:00,666
我好想吐啊我受不了

2677
01:45:02,100 --> 01:45:03,500
你能先站起来不

2678
01:45:03,500 --> 01:45:07,100
要不要不给买这个人家就不站起来

2679
01:45:07,333 --> 01:45:10,266
啊哈哈我就要这个吗

2680
01:45:10,400 --> 01:45:12,466
所以这个我其实不喜欢小孩

2681
01:45:12,466 --> 01:45:14,766
尤其是逛玩具店的时候就往地上一躺

2682
01:45:14,766 --> 01:45:16,133
然后然后然后就

2683
01:45:16,300 --> 01:45:17,600
那个什么的小孩啊

2684
01:45:17,600 --> 01:45:19,466
我是我是不喜欢这种小孩的

2685
01:45:20,166 --> 01:45:22,366
这个表演一下自己最讨厌的角色

2686
01:45:22,366 --> 01:45:23,866
然后让大家看一下

2687
01:45:24,400 --> 01:45:26,166
开什么玩笑要吐了

2688
01:45:26,166 --> 01:45:28,066
好吧你先别吐明天切片

2689
01:45:28,066 --> 01:45:29,866
有的你吐了你看谁敢切

2690
01:45:30,900 --> 01:45:33,366
谢谢菠萝赛冬植人钱啊

2691
01:45:33,366 --> 01:45:35,266
谢谢洪德尼亚利卡的胭脂

2692
01:45:35,266 --> 01:45:37,066
我分手后天天去夜店捡垃圾

2693
01:45:37,066 --> 01:45:38,099
回头想想有点像

2694
01:45:38,200 --> 01:45:40,600
米兰昆德拉笔下田园牧歌的毁灭

2695
01:45:40,600 --> 01:45:42,366
只能说这个怎么说呢

2696
01:45:42,500 --> 01:45:43,000
这个这个

2697
01:45:43,000 --> 01:45:45,400
分手之后破罐破摔呀这其实不好

2698
01:45:45,400 --> 01:45:47,000
这这这不好啊对吧

2699
01:45:47,133 --> 01:45:47,966
你分手了之后

2700
01:45:47,966 --> 01:45:49,966
不能因为这个错误惩罚自己啊

2701
01:45:49,966 --> 01:45:51,966
对吧你哪怕你以后有了喜欢的人

2702
01:45:51,966 --> 01:45:53,699
你想到你天天去夜店捡垃圾

2703
01:45:53,700 --> 01:45:55,900
可能他也不会喜欢你啊对

2704
01:45:57,533 --> 01:46:00,733
是得了别切别呀别别

2705
01:46:00,733 --> 01:46:01,533
你威胁我

2706
01:46:01,533 --> 01:46:02,933
明天早上上闹钟起来切

2707
01:46:02,933 --> 01:46:05,666
我今天就选择不发布直播录像啊

2708
01:46:06,000 --> 01:46:07,300
我看你切个屁

2709
01:46:07,300 --> 01:46:09,766
哈哈哈好吧没有东西能切

2710
01:46:09,800 --> 01:46:10,533
小花撒娇

2711
01:46:10,533 --> 01:46:12,533
感觉最好的处理还是在一旁玩手机

2712
01:46:12,533 --> 01:46:14,099
不理他对是这样的

2713
01:46:14,200 --> 01:46:15,666
对对是这样的

2714
01:46:15,966 --> 01:46:16,666
就是就是

2715
01:46:16,666 --> 01:46:19,699
这不是撒娇我这耍赖了就很不好管

2716
01:46:19,700 --> 01:46:21,333
所以我真的很不喜欢小孩

2717
01:46:21,333 --> 01:46:22,333
小孩太难管了

2718
01:46:22,333 --> 01:46:23,133
小孩子

2719
01:46:24,166 --> 01:46:26,866
你找姚光耀我让他也删掉

2720
01:46:27,200 --> 01:46:28,400
要不然我拉黑他

2721
01:46:28,400 --> 01:46:31,066
哈哈哈他只要在直播间狠狠磕头

2722
01:46:31,066 --> 01:46:32,799
啊主播要切个屁啊

2723
01:46:32,800 --> 01:46:34,466
不能切啊我四个号三连

2724
01:46:34,466 --> 01:46:36,666
别别啊别你别

2725
01:46:38,266 --> 01:46:39,199
哎呀

2726
01:46:40,000 --> 01:46:42,933
全自动OBS录像谁录我

2727
01:46:42,933 --> 01:46:44,966
越幻变越想破罐子破摔

2728
01:46:44,966 --> 01:46:45,966
你还有珍惜啊

2729
01:46:45,966 --> 01:46:47,499
万一你以后碰到喜欢的人

2730
01:46:47,500 --> 01:46:50,500
喜欢的人知道你以前啊天天泡夜店

2731
01:46:50,500 --> 01:46:52,166
夜店咔就觉得好脏

2732
01:46:52,166 --> 01:46:54,166
脏男人脏男人不能要

2733
01:46:54,166 --> 01:46:55,166
脏男人真的

2734
01:46:55,866 --> 01:46:56,566
嗯

2735
01:46:56,566 --> 01:46:59,066
然后然后他就他就润了怎么办呢对吧

2736
01:46:59,066 --> 01:47:01,133
人家还是要对自己负责任的好吧

2737
01:47:01,133 --> 01:47:02,266
你12个号

2738
01:47:02,533 --> 01:47:04,799
你12个手机还差不多吧

2739
01:47:04,966 --> 01:47:08,733
谢谢谢谢水果王的数据12人36连啊

2740
01:47:08,733 --> 01:47:09,599
什么时候开这个

2741
01:47:09,600 --> 01:47:11,566
比比汉丽丽播放量工作室

2742
01:47:11,566 --> 01:47:14,933
哈哈哈你什么时候开播放量工作室

2743
01:47:16,800 --> 01:47:17,766
欢迎常胜

2744
01:47:17,933 --> 01:47:19,966
这就买硬盘天天录你

2745
01:47:19,966 --> 01:47:21,699
你要不然杀了我吧

2746
01:47:22,466 --> 01:47:24,666
脏猫你才脏猫呢嗯

2747
01:47:26,333 --> 01:47:27,133
哼

2748
01:47:29,133 --> 01:47:30,166
生气了我

2749
01:47:30,933 --> 01:47:33,333
爸爸我你爹

2750
01:47:33,366 --> 01:47:35,533
呃好像好像还挺对劲的

2751
01:47:35,533 --> 01:47:36,899
主播是说夜店

2752
01:47:36,900 --> 01:47:38,500
求雷厉风行的科普

2753
01:47:38,500 --> 01:47:39,500
你找男童来啊

2754
01:47:39,500 --> 01:47:41,100
我不能雷厉风行的科普啊

2755
01:47:42,000 --> 01:47:43,100
男人不自爱

2756
01:47:43,100 --> 01:47:44,066
这是

2757
01:47:45,000 --> 01:47:46,266
什么鬼啊

2758
01:47:47,466 --> 01:47:48,366
这个

2759
01:47:55,300 --> 01:47:57,766
开工作室要100个号的别别急

2760
01:47:57,766 --> 01:47:59,699
什么时候开工作室帮我做数据啊

2761
01:47:59,700 --> 01:48:02,400
快快快这个米安咪啊传媒啊

2762
01:48:02,400 --> 01:48:03,933
这个就差了一个

2763
01:48:04,266 --> 01:48:06,933
帮忙帮忙做数据的运筹帷幄的人了

2764
01:48:06,933 --> 01:48:07,333
快

2765
01:48:07,333 --> 01:48:11,466
你还差88个手机就可以帮我做数据了

2766
01:48:11,933 --> 01:48:13,666
我觉得你你跟前女友同居

2767
01:48:13,666 --> 01:48:15,499
你们你们交往很久的话

2768
01:48:15,500 --> 01:48:16,400
这个这个

2769
01:48:16,466 --> 01:48:18,333
有感情基础在的话

2770
01:48:18,533 --> 01:48:21,066
呃你好好说也不是不能理解

2771
01:48:21,066 --> 01:48:23,533
但是不能骗不能瞒着人家对吧

2772
01:48:24,133 --> 01:48:25,699
瞒着的话这个事就大

2773
01:48:25,700 --> 01:48:29,100
如果说了这个事就他理解的话那就小

2774
01:48:30,800 --> 01:48:32,500
但是跟那种就是

2775
01:48:32,800 --> 01:48:36,066
like the bag on my hand try to stay connected

2776
01:48:36,133 --> 01:48:39,299
怎么说就乱玩的可能还是不一样吧

2777
01:48:39,766 --> 01:48:40,933
建议多看

2778
01:48:41,066 --> 01:48:43,733
哈哈接受难得教育都来

2779
01:48:44,400 --> 01:48:46,400
我记得当年哎呀就是

2780
01:48:46,600 --> 01:48:49,100
那种微博神ID贼多

2781
01:48:49,100 --> 01:48:50,266
有个叫难得的号

2782
01:48:50,266 --> 01:48:53,566
天天在哥哥评论区里面发发宣传

2783
01:48:53,566 --> 01:48:54,966
难得贼好玩

2784
01:48:55,600 --> 01:48:57,566
其实没差88家里还有20

2785
01:48:57,566 --> 01:48:59,166
你咋这多手机呢

2786
01:49:00,066 --> 01:49:01,766
你咋有这多手机嘞

2787
01:49:02,066 --> 01:49:03,533
主播可以跟我说声晚安吗

2788
01:49:03,533 --> 01:49:04,333
晚安安姐

2789
01:49:04,333 --> 01:49:05,333
欢迎会长

2790
01:49:06,666 --> 01:49:08,666
这是注册

2791
01:49:08,666 --> 01:49:10,866
我给你发小号你给我3点

2792
01:49:12,600 --> 01:49:13,866
难得学院

2793
01:49:13,900 --> 01:49:14,733
这不好呀

2794
01:49:17,566 --> 01:49:18,066
好了

2795
01:49:18,066 --> 01:49:21,766
那么我们今天的直播快要结束了捏

2796
01:49:21,933 --> 01:49:22,733
嗯嗯

2797
01:49:27,733 --> 01:49:29,566
可以关注何雨

2798
01:49:35,700 --> 01:49:38,933
行了行了快跑呃

2799
01:49:40,300 --> 01:49:42,000
晚安喵别走很慢

2800
01:49:42,200 --> 01:49:44,200
还有56秒了我要走了

2801
01:49:44,600 --> 01:49:46,966
拜拜大家还差11分钟

2802
01:49:47,266 --> 01:49:48,166
哪差11分钟

2803
01:49:48,166 --> 01:49:50,366
没差11分钟了晚安妮

2804
01:49:51,533 --> 01:49:52,966
那那小豆

2805
01:49:55,600 --> 01:49:56,400
爹

2806
01:49:57,500 --> 01:49:59,566
看看你一声爹的份上可以可以

2807
01:49:59,566 --> 01:50:00,699
加班一小会啊

2808
01:50:00,700 --> 01:50:01,333
好吧

2809
01:50:01,333 --> 01:50:04,399
wanna know if i should come打开新世界的大门

2810
01:50:04,400 --> 01:50:06,066
评论确实一直主播

2811
01:50:06,100 --> 01:50:07,933
甚至不播满2个小时

2812
01:50:08,300 --> 01:50:10,866
什么什么比比汉丽丽公务员啊

2813
01:50:11,766 --> 01:50:14,133
到期了你纯粮时间也要结束

2814
01:50:14,133 --> 01:50:15,466
下次化身炸弹人啊

2815
01:50:15,466 --> 01:50:17,533
我知道那我现在给你禁言不就得了吗

2816
01:50:18,333 --> 01:50:19,599
不播了俩小时吗

2817
01:50:19,600 --> 01:50:21,466
差不多吧就

2818
01:50:22,000 --> 01:50:22,966
呃其实

2819
01:50:22,966 --> 01:50:23,933
我每次说下播

2820
01:50:23,933 --> 01:50:26,066
还得拖个10分钟左右才能下呀

2821
01:50:26,600 --> 01:50:27,800
你怎么刷这么多的

2822
01:50:27,800 --> 01:50:30,000
不要不要不要不要叫我别叫我

2823
01:50:30,000 --> 01:50:33,133
俩小时俩小时好吧真是的什么情况

2824
01:50:33,133 --> 01:50:35,266
谢谢鸟哥的金宝花的彩虹甜筒

2825
01:50:35,266 --> 01:50:36,766
你也获得你耳朵

2826
01:50:36,766 --> 01:50:38,966
感谢感谢嗯嗯

2827
01:50:42,500 --> 01:50:44,066
那种不倒2小时的

2828
01:50:44,066 --> 01:50:46,366
跌跌跌不要跌了不要跌了

2829
01:50:48,000 --> 01:50:48,800
嗯

2830
01:50:52,500 --> 01:50:53,300
哎

2831
01:50:57,333 --> 01:50:59,499
这个汗挂在这了

2832
01:50:59,733 --> 01:51:03,466
make up on it's bright and i这个汗哎

2833
01:51:05,166 --> 01:51:06,599
这汗涌出来了

2834
01:51:06,900 --> 01:51:07,966
他不好用了

2835
01:51:07,966 --> 01:51:10,933
谢谢零下273度的沸水的粉玫瑰

2836
01:51:10,966 --> 01:51:11,733
谢谢彩虹点亮

2837
01:51:11,733 --> 01:51:13,333
太破费了太破费了

2838
01:51:13,466 --> 01:51:14,266
在家了在

2839
01:51:14,266 --> 01:51:15,966
家了红哥你俺的感受

2840
01:51:15,966 --> 01:51:17,866
谢谢小玫瑰你

2841
01:51:19,566 --> 01:51:20,666
谢谢彩虹甜筒

2842
01:51:20,866 --> 01:51:23,133
嗯嗯感谢支持

2843
01:51:25,366 --> 01:51:26,199
这是好汉

2844
01:51:26,200 --> 01:51:27,333
这是个屁的好汉

2845
01:51:27,333 --> 01:51:29,999
他他不好用了他收不回去了

2846
01:51:30,000 --> 01:51:31,200
怎么回事啊

2847
01:51:31,200 --> 01:51:33,100
好了好了

2848
01:51:33,666 --> 01:51:35,766
不知道他为什么收不回去了

2849
01:51:36,100 --> 01:51:37,333
麻花辫能拿掉

2850
01:51:37,333 --> 01:51:38,133
可以啊

2851
01:51:38,600 --> 01:51:39,400
可以啊

2852
01:51:43,600 --> 01:51:44,933
很可爱吧

2853
01:51:44,933 --> 01:51:45,733
耶

2854
01:51:46,933 --> 01:51:49,699
谢谢沸水的彩虹甜筒

2855
01:51:49,866 --> 01:51:50,733
感谢支持

2856
01:51:50,733 --> 01:51:52,099
欢迎跟你儿子感动

2857
01:51:53,766 --> 01:51:56,599
众筹每人一个纸巾主播就下不了播

2858
01:51:56,600 --> 01:51:59,566
那是现在166个人每人一个纸巾主播

2859
01:51:59,600 --> 01:52:01,800
主播确实是得播到明天了

2860
01:52:02,533 --> 01:52:03,599
我那个时候

2861
01:52:04,166 --> 01:52:05,699
用力点按键盘就行

2862
01:52:05,700 --> 01:52:07,100
一会把键盘按爆了

2863
01:52:08,000 --> 01:52:11,500
上次进直播间有人说要跟你交换企业

2864
01:52:13,100 --> 01:52:14,666
注意呃

2865
01:52:15,300 --> 01:52:16,966
注意身体健康啊

2866
01:52:16,966 --> 01:52:18,866
这个建议注意身体健康

2867
01:52:19,466 --> 01:52:21,499
主播本麻花片收到哪里去了

2868
01:52:21,500 --> 01:52:23,566
当然是收到裙子下面来了

2869
01:52:23,666 --> 01:52:26,533
要来看看美丽的星空吗来

2870
01:52:28,400 --> 01:52:30,800
来吧不要违背自己的想法

2871
01:52:30,800 --> 01:52:32,100
把头伸进来吧

2872
01:52:32,100 --> 01:52:33,866
这样主播就可以出席了

2873
01:52:33,866 --> 01:52:37,166
这个喜欢专业人群自己的静音了好吧

2874
01:52:39,133 --> 01:52:42,133
伸进去的东西都会按照切面截断啊

2875
01:52:42,133 --> 01:52:44,666
然后传送到随机的其他宇宙去

2876
01:52:46,266 --> 01:52:51,333
通往二次元的门开启了哈哈哈

2877
01:52:56,266 --> 01:52:57,566
确定是这样的呀

2878
01:53:02,933 --> 01:53:05,866
主播的头发果然是可拆卸的假发

2879
01:53:05,866 --> 01:53:07,366
明明是魔法的力量

2880
01:53:08,500 --> 01:53:10,100
传送门开啊传送

2881
01:53:10,100 --> 01:53:11,600
我们的传送门已经建立啊

2882
01:53:11,600 --> 01:53:13,600
大家的行动会变得更加瞬间

2883
01:53:13,900 --> 01:53:15,266
to have fun tonight

2884
01:53:15,266 --> 01:53:16,566
i love cheap thrills

2885
01:53:16,566 --> 01:53:19,133
baby i don't need dollar bills

2886
01:53:19,133 --> 01:53:20,699
to have fun tonight

2887
01:53:20,700 --> 01:53:22,100
i love cheap thrills

2888
01:53:22,100 --> 01:53:25,700
i don't need no money

2889
01:53:27,366 --> 01:53:30,733
as long as i can feel the beat

2890
01:53:30,866 --> 01:53:33,133
挣钱可以看看蓝毛吗可以

2891
01:53:38,566 --> 01:53:39,366
好呢

2892
01:53:40,133 --> 01:53:41,199
你在干什么

2893
01:53:42,000 --> 01:53:43,000
门在哪里

2894
01:53:43,000 --> 01:53:45,133
这个传送门我已经建立

2895
01:53:47,366 --> 01:53:48,466
这能穿越吗

2896
01:53:48,466 --> 01:53:49,766
我去玄幻区

2897
01:53:50,000 --> 01:53:51,333
可以点击

2898
01:53:52,000 --> 01:53:54,066
别别开黄腔啊别开黄腔啊

2899
01:53:54,066 --> 01:53:55,733
这个这个这个这个这个

2900
01:53:55,733 --> 01:53:58,133
喜欢看人群里的静音的都会被主播处

2901
01:53:58,166 --> 01:53:58,966
处处决掉

2902
01:53:59,200 --> 01:54:00,466
感觉不如白忙

2903
01:54:01,600 --> 01:54:03,533
什么时候力量全开的时候

2904
01:54:03,533 --> 01:54:05,499
可能会变成一个纯白的小猫咪

2905
01:54:06,400 --> 01:54:09,000
不过我不是白毛控我只是说说而已

2906
01:54:09,000 --> 01:54:11,400
我对白毛也没有那么强大的爱好吗

2907
01:54:11,400 --> 01:54:13,600
只是有一点点喜欢而已

2908
01:54:13,600 --> 01:54:15,066
有那么一点点喜欢

2909
01:54:15,066 --> 01:54:17,999
一咪咪一丢丢一哇

2910
01:54:18,766 --> 01:54:20,299
哈哈哈

2911
01:54:22,966 --> 01:54:24,099
你送了我小花呀

2912
01:54:24,100 --> 01:54:25,000
我不知道呀

2913
01:54:26,000 --> 01:54:27,400
谢谢晚降的小花呀

2914
01:54:27,400 --> 01:54:28,533
红灯雅丽感动

2915
01:54:28,533 --> 01:54:29,566
感谢支持

2916
01:54:31,400 --> 01:54:33,400
i don't know i don't know where to go

2917
01:54:33,400 --> 01:54:36,466
we play bass jam in the basement

2918
01:54:37,200 --> 01:54:38,800
i don't know i don't know

2919
01:54:38,800 --> 01:54:41,000
where do we go from here

2920
01:54:42,000 --> 01:54:44,300
where do we go from here

2921
01:54:45,166 --> 01:54:47,366
where do we go from here

2922
01:54:48,466 --> 01:54:50,399
where do we go from here

2923
01:54:51,600 --> 01:54:52,733
i'm a little place

2924
01:54:53,200 --> 01:54:56,300
take me away take me to a place

2925
01:54:56,500 --> 01:55:00,800
away from here i'm a little place run this place

2926
01:55:01,966 --> 01:55:05,166
这床上的粉玫瑰甜筒

2927
01:55:05,500 --> 01:55:08,200
懒人藤椅粉玫瑰哇

2928
01:55:08,566 --> 01:55:11,766
欧皇妮谢谢你的4个水晶宝盒

2929
01:55:11,766 --> 01:55:14,966
感谢支持后在你耳里的比心NO

2930
01:55:17,100 --> 01:55:19,100
我操有爹拉扯

2931
01:55:19,600 --> 01:55:20,000
主播

2932
01:55:20,000 --> 01:55:22,933
永远到达不了逃之夭夭0分钟的事实

2933
01:55:22,933 --> 01:55:26,066
是吧今天好多糖也吃着梨

2934
01:55:27,133 --> 01:55:29,866
但是没见到那个什么极速赛车之类的

2935
01:55:29,866 --> 01:55:31,133
热气球之类的

2936
01:55:31,566 --> 01:55:33,499
上次他们抽盒子哇

2937
01:55:33,500 --> 01:55:36,700
直播间抽了120个盒子抽了俩热气球

2938
01:55:36,700 --> 01:55:37,966
贼哦贼哦

2939
01:55:38,866 --> 01:55:41,933
主播直播半年也就一次这种情况

2940
01:55:42,166 --> 01:55:44,199
有没有可能直播间都是懒人

2941
01:55:44,200 --> 01:55:45,400
狠狠的躺平啊

2942
01:55:45,400 --> 01:55:46,200
好吧

2943
01:55:46,766 --> 01:55:50,199
点扣一扣紫金宝和为自己购买座位啊

2944
01:55:50,200 --> 01:55:51,566
然后别人做饭的时候

2945
01:55:51,566 --> 01:55:53,266
你可以坐在上面躺着

2946
01:55:54,266 --> 01:55:56,099
你还要去看别的女人啊

2947
01:55:56,100 --> 01:55:57,733
然后就把别的女人都熬死了

2948
01:55:57,733 --> 01:55:59,166
哪有人这个点还直播着

2949
01:55:59,300 --> 01:56:00,500
老老实实看我吧

2950
01:56:02,766 --> 01:56:04,366
我已经是最后一班了

2951
01:56:04,366 --> 01:56:05,333
这我下播之后

2952
01:56:05,333 --> 01:56:07,533
虚拟区哪还有这个这个这个

2953
01:56:07,533 --> 01:56:09,333
你想看的女人啊是吧

2954
01:56:41,333 --> 01:56:42,733
大家注意多穿点

2955
01:56:43,566 --> 01:56:45,166
换季啊不对

2956
01:56:45,500 --> 01:56:46,866
好好冷

2957
01:56:48,100 --> 01:56:49,900
是说用的什么洗头膏

2958
01:56:49,900 --> 01:56:51,133
这是魔法的力量

2959
01:56:51,133 --> 01:56:53,099
什么洗头膏这魔法

2960
01:56:54,966 --> 01:56:57,933
什么AJ那个打喷嚏的声音啊

2961
01:56:57,933 --> 01:57:00,766
嗯流光溢彩的漂亮吧

2962
01:57:00,866 --> 01:57:02,166
那漂亮吧

2963
01:57:03,566 --> 01:57:05,099
天子你这学校花了多少米

2964
01:57:05,100 --> 01:57:06,066
还挺多的呀

2965
01:57:06,066 --> 01:57:10,366
5,000-8,000 一码二像一一像二骂三念叨

2966
01:57:10,366 --> 01:57:13,299
主播打了五个喷嚏说明有人念叨了我

2967
01:57:13,300 --> 01:57:14,800
然后又想了我两次

2968
01:57:14,800 --> 01:57:16,800
有人想了五次哈哈哈

2969
01:57:16,800 --> 01:57:18,533
为什么不是骂了两次

2970
01:57:18,533 --> 01:57:21,066
然后想了一想骂的太亲了呢

2971
01:57:21,533 --> 01:57:23,366
对吧先先先骂一次

2972
01:57:23,366 --> 01:57:25,533
想想骂太轻了又骂一次这

2973
01:57:25,533 --> 01:57:26,766
样正好是五声

2974
01:57:27,000 --> 01:57:29,200
怎么样来个少白头

2975
01:57:29,200 --> 01:57:30,866
这已经挺白的了

2976
01:57:30,966 --> 01:57:32,466
少白头其实不是

2977
01:57:32,566 --> 01:57:34,499
一绺白或者全部都白啊

2978
01:57:34,500 --> 01:57:36,100
我以前是少白头哎

2979
01:57:37,000 --> 01:57:41,166
然后就是黑头发里面会有一些白色的

2980
01:57:41,366 --> 01:57:44,733
然后怎么说呢就烧白头这个东西

2981
01:57:46,666 --> 01:57:47,699
以前可明显了

2982
01:57:47,700 --> 01:57:50,100
然后猫妈妈就掰着我的头

2983
01:57:50,100 --> 01:57:51,666
就给我薅我的白头发

2984
01:57:51,666 --> 01:57:52,533
后面他不薅了

2985
01:57:52,533 --> 01:57:54,399
为什么头发太少了

2986
01:57:54,466 --> 01:57:56,533
然后忽然就找不到白头发了

2987
01:57:56,533 --> 01:57:58,166
可能因为头发掉没了吧

2988
01:57:59,366 --> 01:58:00,499
主播好理解

2989
01:58:00,500 --> 01:58:01,733
对很厉害吧

2990
01:58:01,733 --> 01:58:02,533
对

2991
01:58:02,966 --> 01:58:06,466
我都知道肯定是因为人在喷我哼

2992
01:58:08,366 --> 01:58:10,666
主播的数学能力还要全拆成1

2993
01:58:10,666 --> 01:58:12,133
不要捡的啊

2994
01:58:12,200 --> 01:58:14,566
别吧那我还是能搞明白的

2995
01:58:14,566 --> 01:58:16,933
晚安呀小红我要生命

2996
01:58:21,366 --> 01:58:23,899
哥哥刚才毕业之后就没有少白头

2997
01:58:23,900 --> 01:58:25,600
可能因为不是少了吧

2998
01:58:26,100 --> 01:58:27,966
可能因为已经不是少了

2999
01:58:28,800 --> 01:58:31,866
我已经不被少白头协会认可了哎

3000
01:58:32,666 --> 01:58:34,899
所以我打算自己染个白毛而

3001
01:58:34,900 --> 01:58:36,133
染染染个直捋

3002
01:58:36,133 --> 01:58:37,766
然后但是这样不好看了

3003
01:58:37,766 --> 01:58:40,899
白头发除非是特别厚的一缕

3004
01:58:40,900 --> 01:58:42,766
要不然混在黑发里不好看

3005
01:58:43,000 --> 01:58:44,700
染点别的颜色吧

3006
01:58:44,800 --> 01:58:46,966
晚安你也明天开始戒网被

3007
01:58:48,900 --> 01:58:51,733
你真的啊真的

3008
01:58:53,000 --> 01:58:55,166
真的吗哈哈

3009
01:58:56,066 --> 01:58:58,466
主播今天全部的营收

3010
01:58:59,366 --> 01:59:00,166
哎

3011
01:59:00,900 --> 01:59:02,666
这叫付诸东流了吧

3012
01:59:03,066 --> 01:59:04,999
哈哈哈好吧

3013
01:59:05,766 --> 01:59:07,399
破房了哎呀

3014
01:59:07,733 --> 01:59:09,333
他才是少年

3015
01:59:09,366 --> 01:59:10,133
他他被占

3016
01:59:10,133 --> 01:59:12,166
中考啊

3017
01:59:12,933 --> 01:59:13,733
啊

3018
01:59:14,666 --> 01:59:15,933
中考加油

3019
01:59:15,933 --> 01:59:19,499
初三学生粉丝或许根本没有初三学生

3020
01:59:19,800 --> 01:59:22,533
又或许每个人都是初三学生

3021
01:59:22,666 --> 01:59:25,166
那完了白加班了

3022
01:59:26,300 --> 01:59:27,500
你们也要高考

3023
01:59:27,500 --> 01:59:28,400
拜拜

3024
01:59:29,300 --> 01:59:31,866
祝你们考试顺利大家

3025
01:59:32,966 --> 01:59:34,899
米娜oh yes me

3026
01:59:37,733 --> 01:59:38,733
哎欢迎

3027
01:59:43,733 --> 01:59:44,733
不客气

3028
01:59:46,333 --> 01:59:47,333
加油喵

3029
01:59:58,166 --> 02:00:03,299
不小心成了你的倾诉对象

3030
02:00:05,566 --> 02:00:09,966
电话约在从前约会的地方

3031
02:00:09,966 --> 02:00:12,699
要陪你唱歌吃饭我

3032
02:00:12,766 --> 02:00:14,666
是好人你也是好人

3033
02:00:14,666 --> 02:00:17,733
答应我下个月不要看到什么

3034
02:00:18,400 --> 02:00:21,100
未成年用户申请退费之类的

3035
02:00:21,900 --> 02:00:24,900
我玩的不好我不播游戏我不想播

3036
02:00:25,700 --> 02:00:27,266
再再宣传一下米亚

3037
02:00:27,266 --> 02:00:29,766
助力米亚米亚冲击150斤

3038
02:00:29,966 --> 02:00:32,299
啊不对啊对不起冲错了

3039
02:00:34,266 --> 02:00:35,133
嗓子哑了

3040
02:00:35,133 --> 02:00:37,766
助力米亚米亚冲击170斤

3041
02:00:38,000 --> 02:00:40,200
很需要大家的支持和帮助

3042
02:00:40,200 --> 02:00:42,700
猫猫从来没有达到过世界最高峰

3043
02:00:42,700 --> 02:00:44,866
然后希望希望大家对吧

3044
02:00:44,866 --> 02:00:46,733
这个如果有有有

3045
02:00:48,333 --> 02:00:50,866
有想法的话非常非常的感谢

3046
02:00:50,866 --> 02:00:52,566
红豆你爱你个够嗯

3047
02:00:56,866 --> 02:01:00,599
没有你我怎么办

3048
02:01:00,700 --> 02:01:04,400
3年零一个礼拜

3049
02:01:04,666 --> 02:01:08,366
才学会怎么忍耐

3050
02:01:08,600 --> 02:01:12,566
你给过我的伤害

3051
02:01:12,666 --> 02:01:16,333
是没有一句责怪

3052
02:01:16,666 --> 02:01:17,999
舰长都不加班

3053
02:01:19,700 --> 02:01:22,266
也对哦那下次开舰长加班

3054
02:01:25,566 --> 02:01:26,999
一个舰长多久

3055
02:01:27,000 --> 02:01:29,066
15分钟 20分钟

3056
02:01:30,933 --> 02:01:34,266
嗯让我想想让我想想

3057
02:01:37,333 --> 02:01:39,333
啊啊

3058
02:01:42,900 --> 02:01:46,066
两天你要不杀了我吧

3059
02:01:46,300 --> 02:01:47,733
现在25分钟

3060
02:01:49,666 --> 02:01:51,666
他爸我要去看美女

3061
02:01:51,666 --> 02:01:53,399
15提督一小时

3062
02:01:54,966 --> 02:01:56,899
一一四五一4分钟

3063
02:01:57,133 --> 02:01:59,999
提督一小时太少了提督起码2小时吧

3064
02:02:00,100 --> 02:02:02,333
提督起码是2小时的嗯

3065
02:02:02,766 --> 02:02:06,499
我得到了惩罚

3066
02:02:08,666 --> 02:02:12,566
戒了烟我不习惯

3067
02:02:12,566 --> 02:02:16,333
没有你我怎么办

3068
02:02:16,666 --> 02:02:20,299
3年零一个礼拜

3069
02:02:20,666 --> 02:02:24,399
才学会怎么忍耐

3070
02:02:25,333 --> 02:02:26,733
我爱你我也是

3071
02:02:26,733 --> 02:02:29,699
你们呀现在热了两点睡觉

3072
02:02:29,700 --> 02:02:31,733
好我也去下播吃冰棍了

3073
02:02:32,066 --> 02:02:33,533
总督耐力赛是吧

3074
02:02:33,533 --> 02:02:36,299
总督最多能单场加12小时啊对

3075
02:02:36,733 --> 02:02:41,399
我也不我也不想

3076
02:02:44,733 --> 02:02:47,933
我也拜大家

3077
02:02:48,933 --> 02:02:51,299
新开的仅限新开啊仅限新开

3078
02:02:51,366 --> 02:02:54,299
嗯能不能给大家来点固有含量

3079
02:02:54,300 --> 02:02:56,133
不好吗这好不容易大家

3080
02:02:56,300 --> 02:02:58,333
大家大家今天还挺正常的

3081
02:02:58,333 --> 02:02:59,666
聊的话题也都挺好的

3082
02:02:59,666 --> 02:03:01,399
我还给你整点混含量

3083
02:03:01,466 --> 02:03:02,999
吃雪莲好吗

3084
02:03:03,933 --> 02:03:06,066
雪人其实香蕉味挺重的

3085
02:03:06,100 --> 02:03:07,933
对但是考虑到它的价格

3086
02:03:07,933 --> 02:03:09,866
真的什么都不能考虑对

3087
02:03:11,366 --> 02:03:12,966
小时候那种可乐冰啊

3088
02:03:12,966 --> 02:03:15,533
雪碧冰啊那种其实香蕉味都挺重的

3089
02:03:15,533 --> 02:03:17,999
我就特别喜欢先含着它用力说

3090
02:03:18,166 --> 02:03:20,099
然后把它的味道全说出来

3091
02:03:20,100 --> 02:03:22,366
那个冰块可能我吃到一半我就吐了

3092
02:03:23,500 --> 02:03:25,200
这么一想法挺败家的

3093
02:03:25,333 --> 02:03:30,733
学会怎么提督俩小时舰长不得0.2小时

3094
02:03:30,733 --> 02:03:35,099
0.2*120=24分钟四舍五入一个小时

3095
02:03:36,866 --> 02:03:38,399
这哪一步是对的

3096
02:03:38,533 --> 02:03:39,699
这个这个对吧

3097
02:03:39,700 --> 02:03:42,000
主播一天直播赚300块钱

3098
02:03:42,000 --> 02:03:43,700
那一个月的话就是对吧

3099
02:03:43,700 --> 02:03:44,700
就是3万

3100
02:03:44,766 --> 02:03:47,066
然后一年的话就是300万

3101
02:03:47,100 --> 02:03:48,500
哇太厉害了

3102
02:03:48,500 --> 02:03:49,866
主播只要工作十年

3103
02:03:49,866 --> 02:03:52,333
就可以成为3亿首富女主播了

3104
02:03:52,333 --> 02:03:54,199
对吧太厉害了太厉害

3105
02:03:55,666 --> 02:03:56,599
哥们也这样

3106
02:03:56,600 --> 02:03:58,066
我我就是这样的

3107
02:03:58,100 --> 02:03:59,666
好啦Mina

3108
02:03:59,733 --> 02:04:00,466
oh yes me

3109
02:04:00,466 --> 02:04:02,799
谢谢大家今天对我的支持和鼓励

3110
02:04:02,800 --> 02:04:05,366
那么我们明天早上

3111
02:04:05,400 --> 02:04:07,866
呃不知道什么时候啊总之加油拿它

3112
02:04:07,966 --> 02:04:09,933
啊不对呃天呐

3113
02:04:20,333 --> 02:04:22,533
今天今天换一个其他的东西吧

3114
02:04:22,533 --> 02:04:23,999
今天换一个换一个

3115
02:04:24,000 --> 02:04:25,533
换一个小风扇吧

3116
02:04:25,533 --> 02:04:27,666
这小风扇怎么感觉转的不是很很

3117
02:04:27,666 --> 02:04:28,733
有玛丽啊

3118
02:04:29,133 --> 02:04:31,199
小风扇转的感觉不是特别好

3119
02:04:31,933 --> 02:04:34,499
i don't wanna be normal no more

3120
02:04:34,500 --> 02:04:36,933
i Don't wanna take drugs at the club

3121
02:04:37,066 --> 02:04:39,533
i Don't wanna be normal no more

3122
02:04:39,533 --> 02:04:41,999
Don't wanna be all just for fun

3123
02:04:42,000 --> 02:04:44,600
i Don't wanna be normal no more

3124
02:04:44,600 --> 02:04:47,100
i Don't wanna take drugs at the club

3125
02:04:47,100 --> 02:04:49,500
i Don't wanna pretend i'm in love

3126
02:04:49,666 --> 02:04:53,133
Don't wanna be all just for fun today

3127
02:04:55,066 --> 02:04:59,099
我买了个小风车呼

3128
02:04:59,866 --> 02:05:04,166
哇哇小风车太好玩了

3129
02:05:05,766 --> 02:05:06,733
晚安大家

3130
02:05:06,866 --> 02:05:08,933
那么我来感谢一下今天的礼物

3131
02:05:08,933 --> 02:05:10,166
红豆尼阿利盖豆

3132
02:05:10,166 --> 02:05:11,199
谢谢大家

3133
02:05:11,533 --> 02:05:14,266
谢谢小钢琴的IC谢谢青夏的IC

3134
02:05:14,266 --> 02:05:15,499
谢谢ICP强的IC

3135
02:05:15,500 --> 02:05:17,600
谢谢菠萝塞冬整体的三条IC

3136
02:05:17,866 --> 02:05:20,199
谢谢水果王的滴滴滴滴滴滴滴啊

3137
02:05:20,200 --> 02:05:21,700
谢谢小钢琴的啊

3138
02:05:21,700 --> 02:05:23,200
能不能再给我禁言一会

3139
02:05:23,266 --> 02:05:24,966
谢谢娘娘的呃

3140
02:05:25,600 --> 02:05:28,333
听话咱不买啊安利来逗虐

3141
02:05:28,366 --> 02:05:31,066
谢谢大家谢谢安讲的舰长

3142
02:05:31,066 --> 02:05:31,799
感谢支持

3143
02:05:31,800 --> 02:05:35,000
谢谢零下273度的废水的60个紫丁宝盒

3144
02:05:35,200 --> 02:05:36,366
红豆尼奥利亚的

3145
02:05:36,366 --> 02:05:38,299
谢谢糖一粉玫瑰冰可乐

3146
02:05:38,666 --> 02:05:40,766
嗯嗯还有彩虹甜筒

3147
02:05:41,100 --> 02:05:45,133
谢谢水果王的需要找零的快手快快呀

3148
02:05:46,266 --> 02:05:48,266
谢谢阿香的彩虹甜筒

3149
02:05:48,266 --> 02:05:50,999
谢谢唐圣的甜筒粉玫瑰和糖泥

3150
02:05:51,466 --> 02:05:54,133
谢谢大家的牛蛙情书打call

3151
02:05:54,133 --> 02:05:56,899
爱了爱了谢谢直播小电视的红包

3152
02:05:57,366 --> 02:05:59,099
嗯嗯谢谢

3153
02:05:59,300 --> 02:06:00,600
包包的疯狂演员

3154
02:06:00,600 --> 02:06:02,500
谢谢常胜的百因饱和

3155
02:06:07,066 --> 02:06:10,266
谢谢某山真的懒人堂一个彩虹甜筒呢

3156
02:06:10,266 --> 02:06:12,099
谢谢v b 6的比克拉

3157
02:06:15,066 --> 02:06:17,766
谢谢大家的盛典门票感谢支持

3158
02:06:18,133 --> 02:06:23,399
beyond and fucked up your bones but green upon the city

3159
02:06:29,800 --> 02:06:32,300
谢谢梦瑶的红包谢谢

3160
02:06:33,933 --> 02:06:35,866
珊瑚宫米尔的彩虹甜筒

3161
02:06:35,866 --> 02:06:37,499
谢谢天机的欢喜块块

3162
02:06:51,000 --> 02:06:53,500
i'm on the edge just for fun

3163
02:07:09,866 --> 02:07:13,533
i'm not enough Don't want me i'm just right now

3164
02:07:15,666 --> 02:07:17,799
阿里个都谢谢大家

3165
02:07:17,800 --> 02:07:19,500
阿里个都阿里个都

3166
02:07:19,733 --> 02:07:20,666
阿里个捣蛋

3167
02:07:27,400 --> 02:07:31,266
燕燕哥哥你买了一个小风车

3168
02:07:31,366 --> 02:07:34,499
你女儿知道了会不会生气呀

3169
02:07:36,400 --> 02:07:39,366
bye bye谢谢支持谢谢大家

3170
02:07:42,333 --> 02:07:44,733
i don't wanna take no more

3171
02:07:44,733 --> 02:07:49,199
no more i don't wanna be just i don't care

3172
02:07:49,600 --> 02:07:52,666
don't wanna be a better man

3173
02:07:52,733 --> 02:07:55,899
don't wanna be just for fun