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播就不行了呀

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今天

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我不知道我这嗓子状态是好还是不好

4
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我这一整天没说过话

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因为

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我自己觉得没啥不舒服的

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但大家可能听起来跟往天

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呃不是特别一样

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我不知道为啥

10
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哎那个不到一天没播你们还记得我吗

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来自我介绍一下

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我担心我Miami啊

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嗯哈喽哈喽

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大家早上好啊

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怎么好好好就卡了是吧

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卡了吗

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卡了吗

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这不这不好了吗

19
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这不是好了吗

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这一天没来啊乐子人们想我了吗

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哈哈哈啊

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不是不是啊

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乐一天没来乐子人们想我了

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汤圆天气

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早上好亨太go go路go go

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早上好清夏

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上山下卤了一个超大一锅的

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也不能说卤肉吧就是卤菜的那种

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感觉该歇了这就走了

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哈哈哈这就走了

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不行不行不行

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要那个那什么的

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主播后面的咪啊是个语气词

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咪啊叫是生病声音变了

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我觉得声音变了

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声音好像是变了但是也可能是啊

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也可能是睡觉睡太多然后夹不住了

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你们就随便听听吧

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我觉得我今天嗓子既不哑也不疼

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但你们听起来应该是不好听的哦

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就可能是一天没说话然后夹不住了

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你怎么办

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谢谢阿蒙索罗亚斯朵的小花

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谢谢皮神的牛蛙

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感谢支持喵

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呼叫尼尔里亚德

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早早早

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还是能从这个说话的语气里判断出来

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适合我的

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我觉得他应该可以吧

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声音更可爱

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你还多并点吧

53
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能不能骗回250件

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今天让让我骗回250件吧

55
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啊真是的

56
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就不直播你知道吧什么叫逆水行舟啊

57
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这叫逆水行舟不进则退

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主播昨天没直播

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今天起来就250都都没办法被骂了

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你老支持了

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抢了一早上红包

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谢谢你谢谢谢谢

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早上好我刚才翻也翻不动

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我就知道我这网又进了不知道为嘛

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早上好爱萍

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爱笑黑停播的9331

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早上好南凡

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好像没了呃没了

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呃

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谢谢阿蒙索罗亚斯德的见证

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哎哎哦

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卧槽爹谢谢谢谢

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今天刚刚开播7分钟

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就超过了昨天的直播最高收入

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主播很开心

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谢谢谢谢

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哈哈哈知足常乐喵

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知足常乐喵开心开心

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昨天那个那个妖精啊怎么又死了

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我不想播了

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今天这个网是不是真的有问题啊

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怎么又死了怎么怎么这网又卡呀

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我这下面播了8分钟

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我这网络就没好过

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这下面一直都是黄黄红红的

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幸好我不是第250个没事

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卡了还是没卡呀

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我不知道今天出问题了

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没卡吗

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我一般他那个网络飙红的时候

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他就会卡

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然后刚才检测卡了6次你知道吧

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就来回跳

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卡了6次你们居然没卡那就行那就行

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卡了一瞬

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那还好那还好

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谢七东东的关注啊

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我说到哪来着

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我说我们今天刚刚

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直播了8分钟

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就超过了昨天最高的收入

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主播开心

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你开心不

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要开心呀

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哈哈哈今天

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妖姬问我要不要跟他们出去钓鱼啊

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我考虑一下我说不了吧

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我要是放3天假的话

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我肯定拿一天在家睡觉两天出去玩

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但我今天就半天假

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我晚上还得回来给大家直播呢

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我不直播我干嘛呀

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我跟你出门钓鱼他这个点还没回来

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我说你出门钓鱼这个点回不

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来那我直播

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白天也白晚上也白

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那不就近了吗

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那不就晚了吗

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然后他他就跟我说

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说哎呀就想把你带出去玩

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太难了这要是要是那个

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他之前他跟那个几个朋友出去

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玩出去钓鱼什么的

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他就跟人家说

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你别去那个当地那个家具店打工了

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当地那个家具店啊

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就是他他真的就是开的那个

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时薪不是很高但上载时间比较自由吧

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他跟人家说

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呃呃呃呃这个呃我家具店给你开多少

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我给你开十倍

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但是他对着我不敢这么说哈哈哈

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他说他对着我不敢这么说

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他生怕开不起

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我说你别急要急你别急

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我昨天赚了50块钱

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你给我500我今天就跟你

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哈哈哈卧槽真有人给我500啊

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呃谢谢谢大m家的IC啊感谢支持

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卧槽爹怎么真有人给我500啊

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你要带我去哪呀

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啊我刚才闭着眼睛讲的没看屏幕

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你要带我去哪呀

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原来你是妖姬是吧

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他一直跟我说

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要找个小号来我直播间打钱

147
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没有想到居然就是你啊

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你晚上要把我带到哪里去

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事先说好我不睡妖姬的床

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你的那个床垫还没修好太矮了

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要睡就睡我的床吧哈哈哈

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哎哎别乱讲

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不乱讲谢谢大安家的爱心

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感谢支持

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没有算昨天的哈哈

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怎么还有人打了钱算昨天

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8月不打米计划记得不记得吗

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我为什么会这样呢

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卡早上好呀莫非

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谢谢你等我卡完

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我不知道为什么今天

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我一整天网都没有任何

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嗯没有任何那个奇怪的地方

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我觉得可能是因为

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呃跟异世界联

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通的地理位置被定位在境外的原因吧

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哦我现在在北美

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小文老师早上好我还有

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怎么回事呢

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嗯

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卡了我知道卡了

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谢谢小心的灯牌

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感谢支持喵

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谢谢谢谢

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喂在吗喂在吗

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我在我在呢

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别走好吗

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都好都好

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就是也不是别的吧

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我还是觉得我刚才说到哪了

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我说我今天

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我觉得我像一个在扯着脖子喊的人

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呃跟往天的声音不一样

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有没有人评价一下主播

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今天的这个发声方式呀

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两天不说话

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感觉整个人灵魂得到了升华呀

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精神内耗得到了填满

189
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一开口不认识自己了怎么办呢

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早上好肉酱

191
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早上好肉暖暖

192
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我还有那主播不是没睡醒

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我我今天睡了觉

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今天像夹子

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我就说今天像夹子吧

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啊我不知道为嘛

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谢谢亨太的牛蛙送的打call

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谢谢天下的牛蛙阿力盖栋庙

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谢谢

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圣象险中求的关注和非法制服的牛蛙

201
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花生更可爱了

202
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呃谢谢汤圆的10个小花谢谢谢谢

203
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滚奶油的爱人和欧莎英的牛排

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你应该把礼物铆走

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8月不打米

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8月不打米是一种生活态度

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彰显的是你要攒钱好好生活的决心

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而不是苛刻

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我的米打给别的女人呀啊

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哈哈哈

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哎你要是只在我这不打米的话

212
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那还不如你把米都打给米呀米呀吧

213
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其他女人有好饭吃的

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主播我

215
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我今天把冰箱里的材料搜刮了一下

216
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啊谢谢谢谢小猫咪爱的介绍

217
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哇谢谢你成为了我的第250个舰长耶

218
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我操妈咪

219
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欢迎乐天神

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早上好

221
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谢谢谢我家猫咪爱的舰长喵谢谢谢谢

222
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欢迎天井之星

223
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早上好我是我要

224
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跟我要我要写在边上

225
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不是夹子太久没说话不会发声了

226
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隔壁主播比我还卡

227
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抢个红包他掉线了

228
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哈哈哈我不知道为啥

229
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今天就跟人说话有点像强撑着的感觉

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但我其实状态还可以捏

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谢谢小文老师

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牛蛙欢迎云飞

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云飞看不清

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8月不打

235
00:10:04,266 --> 00:10:06,166
你只是不打给我

236
00:10:06,166 --> 00:10:08,133
打给别的女人是吧

237
00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:09,999
对生气了

238
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:10,800
哦

239
00:10:11,566 --> 00:10:12,199
我误了

240
00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:14,900
月底我就用你的录播跟父皇解释

241
00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:15,766
他为什么总在

242
00:10:15,766 --> 00:10:17,266
不要不要

243
00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:18,400
不要不要

244
00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:19,733
哎呀真是的

245
00:10:19,733 --> 00:10:21,699
主播坐在这里不能不说话

246
00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:24,600
说的每一句话还会成为呈堂证供是吧

247
00:10:24,866 --> 00:10:27,966
我的我的我的轴男不是你

248
00:10:28,366 --> 00:10:30,733
不是你污蔑我的资本啊

249
00:10:31,933 --> 00:10:34,333
我叫爹早上好天敌

250
00:10:34,533 --> 00:10:35,799
你好点了吗

251
00:10:36,133 --> 00:10:39,466
发声部位靠前好像会尖一些

252
00:10:39,533 --> 00:10:41,199
我觉得这不是假的

253
00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:43,100
你试试说东北话

254
00:10:45,700 --> 00:10:46,800
这美颜面

255
00:10:46,866 --> 00:10:48,899
一天到晚秃噜反仗的

256
00:10:48,900 --> 00:10:51,800
呃这个呃呃呃不会说

257
00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:53,133
不会的

258
00:10:54,266 --> 00:10:57,133
坏我掏出了我全部的家当给主播

259
00:10:57,133 --> 00:10:58,899
主播能骂我一顿吧

260
00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:02,866
啊小白老师一毛钱改了算了

261
00:11:02,866 --> 00:11:04,899
哈哈哈改了算了

262
00:11:05,266 --> 00:11:06,666
没区别啊

263
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,066
真假的欢迎动漫高手

264
00:11:09,066 --> 00:11:10,666
我不知道今天咋就这样了

265
00:11:10,666 --> 00:11:11,733
不是假的

266
00:11:11,733 --> 00:11:13,466
嗓子出问题了

267
00:11:13,666 --> 00:11:15,699
啊嗓子出问题了

268
00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:17,933
今天音调起的太高了

269
00:11:18,133 --> 00:11:20,599
咱唱唱歌应该能往下压一压

270
00:11:20,900 --> 00:11:23,566
谢谢高新的牛蛙跟这个行业也是

271
00:11:23,566 --> 00:11:25,099
欢迎主跳云吃吃

272
00:11:25,866 --> 00:11:27,566
我来试一下我来试一下

273
00:11:27,566 --> 00:11:29,899
我掏出我全部的家当给主播

274
00:11:29,933 --> 00:11:31,733
你们的全部家长也

275
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,733
大家还是自己留着吧

276
00:11:33,733 --> 00:11:35,199
大家还是自己留着吧

277
00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:36,300
这个这个

278
00:11:36,766 --> 00:11:37,999
吃点好的

279
00:11:38,166 --> 00:11:40,933
谢谢ago西的牛蛙小圣的打call

280
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,900
撑渊的10朵小花和动漫高手的小花

281
00:11:43,900 --> 00:11:44,766
和东方中的

282
00:11:44,766 --> 00:11:46,666
爱了喵爱了喵爱

283
00:11:46,666 --> 00:11:48,599
了喵谢谢谢谢

284
00:11:48,866 --> 00:11:50,499
你怎么一开播就鼻塞

285
00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:52,100
我没有你这没睡醒吗

286
00:11:52,100 --> 00:11:53,400
我不知道呀

287
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,533
你为什么会知道我没睡醒是什么样的

288
00:11:57,900 --> 00:11:59,966
不要主观预测主播

289
00:12:00,133 --> 00:12:01,366
天姐这些

290
00:12:01,700 --> 00:12:04,566
说不定老子平常就是这么可爱呢

291
00:12:04,700 --> 00:12:07,900
你又不认识啊你又不了解我哈哈哈

292
00:12:08,733 --> 00:12:10,999
8月不打美计划第三天

293
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,100
不是呀我是一想到对吧

294
00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:14,066
呃主播

295
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:16,599
在家里面还能翻点冰箱里面

296
00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:17,733
剩的东西啊

297
00:12:17,733 --> 00:12:20,099
比如说什么那个

298
00:12:20,366 --> 00:12:21,166
嗯

299
00:12:21,966 --> 00:12:23,699
比如说丸子呀

300
00:12:23,733 --> 00:12:26,933
猪筋骨呀鸡腿呀之类的这种东西

301
00:12:26,966 --> 00:12:29,333
然后煮点煮点卤菜

302
00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:30,533
但是大家

303
00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:34,566
能掏自己全部的家当给我就小花花

304
00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:38,733
就小花花然后呃感觉这个

305
00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:41,899
主播把你全部的米都抢走了

306
00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:44,533
主播不好意思对不起

307
00:12:45,066 --> 00:12:47,599
今天的小礼物怎么这么多

308
00:12:47,666 --> 00:12:48,766
我也不知道

309
00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:49,899
我也不知道

310
00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:51,800
大家可能知道我今天语速

311
00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,366
慢然后反应不过来

312
00:12:53,366 --> 00:12:54,899
还在杂谈附近所以

313
00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:57,266
送小礼物然后让我来念名字

314
00:12:57,266 --> 00:12:59,199
可以有个缓冲的时间吧

315
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:00,866
谢谢谢谢

316
00:13:00,866 --> 00:13:02,066
消费欲暴涨

317
00:13:02,066 --> 00:13:03,733
你要卡32级咋整

318
00:13:04,133 --> 00:13:06,733
谢谢莫帆的牛蛙牛蛙谢谢

319
00:13:06,733 --> 00:13:08,533
冲你妈妈面的牛蛙

320
00:13:08,900 --> 00:13:10,800
谢谢皮审别消费了

321
00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:11,866
消费个锤子

322
00:13:11,866 --> 00:13:13,099
你在这边啊

323
00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,566
在这边鼓动消费是吧

324
00:13:15,566 --> 00:13:16,999
什么消费陷阱

325
00:13:18,566 --> 00:13:20,099
别消费了

326
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:20,900
天女之星

327
00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:22,599
你有食品在身上呢

328
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:23,933
欢迎新国外日

329
00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:33,300
啥东西分去第四名啊

330
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,166
我卡了大家

331
00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:49,766
我今天写在边上一个序字吧

332
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,700
谢谢大家包容我

333
00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:59,266
境外推流不稳定

334
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:09,000
境外吹牛特殊原因不稳定

335
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:11,966
谢谢包容

336
00:14:13,666 --> 00:14:16,499
嗓子出问题了好像

337
00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:19,333
但不是夹子

338
00:14:19,333 --> 00:14:22,333
哈哈哈但不是夹子啊

339
00:14:23,133 --> 00:14:24,099
我也不行

340
00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:26,166
我们怎么就热门第四了呀

341
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:27,266
我没看到

342
00:14:27,266 --> 00:14:29,733
你们都看到了但我没看到呀

343
00:14:30,266 --> 00:14:31,066
啊

344
00:14:31,966 --> 00:14:33,966
今天喵叫怎么都出问题了啊

345
00:14:33,966 --> 00:14:36,366
我不会叫了啊

346
00:14:37,733 --> 00:14:39,066
我不会叫了

347
00:14:39,066 --> 00:14:41,466
大家你听到我叫的那声了吗

348
00:14:41,733 --> 00:14:42,533
喵

349
00:14:43,366 --> 00:14:45,366
我不会不要叫了

350
00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:47,700
完了

351
00:14:48,666 --> 00:14:51,733
歪了自己种族的语言不会说了

352
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:54,266
歪了怎么办呀

353
00:14:54,733 --> 00:14:56,766
哎哎哎你这个

354
00:14:57,966 --> 00:15:00,333
歪了不会妙了

355
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:04,200
我是不是吃卤水把吃卤味把自己吃嘎

356
00:15:04,266 --> 00:15:07,933
了呀这怎么办呀坏了

357
00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:10,100
谢谢

358
00:15:10,133 --> 00:15:13,999
谢谢谢谢大家等我谢谢你们包容我呢

359
00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:18,133
阿里个奥妙阿里个奥妙

360
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:26,166
谢谢啊我们是什么热门第4呀

361
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,533
我们不是热门第4别乱说

362
00:15:28,533 --> 00:15:30,733
没结算呢没结算呢

363
00:15:30,733 --> 00:15:33,533
不到结算这这结算基本就上不了榜

364
00:15:34,666 --> 00:15:35,933
我还以为结算了呢

365
00:15:35,933 --> 00:15:38,099
我还在想月月什么月

366
00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:39,000
等会把你败了

367
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,966
你你你你谁呀

368
00:15:41,133 --> 00:15:47,066
啊谢谢我的亲下的喵喵喵喵

369
00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:51,866
喵真不会说猫语啦怎么办

370
00:15:51,866 --> 00:15:56,533
我以前猫脚很流畅的今天怎么了啊

371
00:15:57,166 --> 00:16:00,599
喵啊真不会喵了坏了

372
00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:02,866
大家唱到死背的来试试吧

373
00:16:02,866 --> 00:16:07,299
这怎么录歌呀我还打算录片赖呢喵

374
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:12,566
哈哈哈哈哈我的暴雨醉了

375
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:17,333
谢谢天下的时刻喵喵喵时刻喵喵喵

376
00:16:17,333 --> 00:16:19,566
哈哈哈喵喵喵喵

377
00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:24,133
万达全完了这怎么办呀

378
00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:29,099
我们忍受崩塌了大家我们忍受崩塌了

379
00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:29,900
喵

380
00:16:30,533 --> 00:16:31,333
啊

381
00:16:32,666 --> 00:16:34,066
不知道为啥

382
00:16:34,066 --> 00:16:36,866
今天应该嗓子会比较奇怪吧

383
00:16:36,866 --> 00:16:38,299
今天奇怪

384
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:39,400
呜

385
00:16:39,733 --> 00:16:42,066
喵喵喵喵

386
00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:43,333
哈哈哈

387
00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:45,599
别生气坏了

388
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:47,700
你才别生气坏了呢

389
00:16:48,733 --> 00:16:50,166
不再是猫了

390
00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:52,666
燕子你用嗓多了得休息

391
00:16:52,666 --> 00:16:53,899
不可能吧

392
00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:56,466
每天说6个小时的时候嗓子不哑

393
00:16:56,566 --> 00:16:59,933
今天放了一天假然后就哑了

394
00:16:59,966 --> 00:17:02,099
哪有这种情况呀

395
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:04,400
嗓子不好夹不明白了

396
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:07,166
啊还真是夹不明白了喵

397
00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:09,566
喵

398
00:17:11,666 --> 00:17:12,466
啊

399
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,599
好像小猫崽子

400
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:21,666
主播直播中竟原地化身猫娘萝莉

401
00:17:21,733 --> 00:17:24,666
倒退18年啊

402
00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:27,166
今天不是正常

403
00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:29,766
状态吧我昨天没吃辣卤呀

404
00:17:29,766 --> 00:17:32,933
我特意那个卤水里面都没放辣椒

405
00:17:32,933 --> 00:17:34,266
我都没敢放

406
00:17:34,533 --> 00:17:38,066
谢谢大家的红包礼物喵2029喵

407
00:17:38,366 --> 00:17:39,766
谢谢谢谢

408
00:17:40,900 --> 00:17:41,700
嗯

409
00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:44,700
可能是第一天一直说话

410
00:17:44,700 --> 00:17:46,800
歇了一天才开始哑的吗

411
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,866
麻你麻什么你的麻

412
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,900
这就是吃卤肉的下场吗

413
00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:53,200
怎么又又卡了

414
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:54,466
怎么又麻了

415
00:17:54,666 --> 00:18:01,933
失恋的爱何苦残忍逼我把手轻轻放开

416
00:18:01,966 --> 00:18:07,166
请快回来想听你说

417
00:18:07,166 --> 00:18:09,733
说你还在

418
00:18:15,733 --> 00:18:16,499
呼

419
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:19,733
总是断线我怕我心态不好

420
00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:38,500
走过陪你看流星的天堂

421
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:44,666
熬过失去你漫长的等待

422
00:18:46,066 --> 00:18:50,266
好担心没人懂你的无奈

423
00:18:51,933 --> 00:18:55,933
离开我谁还把你当小孩

424
00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:01,466
我猜你一定也会想念我

425
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:07,333
也怕我失落在茫茫人海

426
00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:12,266
没关系只要你肯回头望

427
00:19:12,466 --> 00:19:15,799
想好了我怕我再卡我要哭了

428
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,566
我也不知道为啥

429
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:21,533
今天我真的没办法改变他

430
00:19:21,533 --> 00:19:22,333
因为我

431
00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:25,899
我其实坐在这边我能看到你们的弹幕

432
00:19:25,933 --> 00:19:27,199
大家知道吗

433
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,100
就是

434
00:19:29,166 --> 00:19:31,333
我能看到你们的弹幕

435
00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:34,166
我知道你们在跟我说话

436
00:19:34,166 --> 00:19:36,599
但是我我自己就是连不上

437
00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:42,700
对然后我跟大家说一下那个什么

438
00:19:42,933 --> 00:19:45,566
呃为什么不换被子了

439
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:47,300
延迟的

440
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:49,733
所以就是哎

441
00:19:49,866 --> 00:19:52,899
青青岛没人玩就人在境外

442
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:55,566
然后往往往国内直播

443
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:58,533
呃境外有事然后这个这个

444
00:19:58,766 --> 00:20:01,966
呃也是耽误我直播

445
00:20:01,966 --> 00:20:03,733
我那有事也是

446
00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:05,800
也是就播不了

447
00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:08,566
两边都出问题啊

448
00:20:08,566 --> 00:20:11,699
嗯谢谢肉暖暖的爱心

449
00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:13,800
没有爱丽盖都没有约女友

450
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:17,700
今天的声音很不错各位爹们我开导了

451
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,966
就这一卡一卡的

452
00:20:21,133 --> 00:20:23,599
你不会是寸纸高手吧

453
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:26,200
这一卡一卡的你就是倒计计

454
00:20:27,066 --> 00:20:29,866
呃感觉不如远处的奥比岛

455
00:20:29,866 --> 00:20:31,999
还是还是看看远方的奥比岛吧

456
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,500
别骗了IC不免费

457
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,766
你这个给我打一个大的是吧

458
00:20:36,766 --> 00:20:38,266
这IC还没掉呢

459
00:20:38,266 --> 00:20:39,933
我人都卡掉了

460
00:20:39,966 --> 00:20:42,166
不知道大家今天就是

461
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,666
就是当我来一眼的吧

462
00:20:44,666 --> 00:20:45,899
大家别打钱了

463
00:20:45,900 --> 00:20:48,700
今天今天大家就当我来一眼的

464
00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:51,366
然后大家能听到多少听到多少吧

465
00:20:51,366 --> 00:20:53,499
我争取就好好播

466
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:56,566
然后心态不被这个影响就好了嗯

467
00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,533
谢谢林哥的粉丝灯牌

468
00:21:00,533 --> 00:21:02,299
感谢喵感谢喵

469
00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:04,733
祝大家大家不要打钱了

470
00:21:04,733 --> 00:21:06,733
今天就卡的这么卡

471
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:09,333
主播坐在这主播不配收钱啊嗯

472
00:21:13,166 --> 00:21:14,666
要不弹幕直播吧

473
00:21:14,666 --> 00:21:17,366
我那个卡的时候我争取打打弹幕啊

474
00:21:17,366 --> 00:21:18,166
好吧

475
00:21:20,566 --> 00:21:22,699
这个大家都懂就行

476
00:21:23,266 --> 00:21:24,933
啊一曲琴弦

477
00:21:24,933 --> 00:21:28,299
一弹一曲

478
00:21:29,066 --> 00:21:30,733
一弹一曲

479
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,400
繁花似水

480
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,500
为什么这么卡毫无效果的直播

481
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:35,366
要打钱呢

482
00:21:35,366 --> 00:21:36,299
不要不要

483
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:40,066
离上次啊奇迹之旅才过了几天呢

484
00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:48,266
昨天没播都能收新见长啊

485
00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:49,499
不是不是的

486
00:21:49,666 --> 00:21:52,099
这个是开播了收的新见长

487
00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:53,933
昨天昨天没有新见长

488
00:21:53,933 --> 00:21:57,666
我特意看了我特意看了我昨天播了的

489
00:21:57,666 --> 00:21:59,099
我昨天播满两场了

490
00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:01,066
虽然昨天的营收你们可能觉得

491
00:22:01,066 --> 00:22:02,499
我好像就播了30分钟

492
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:05,366
但我认真的播了两场四个半小时呢

493
00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:06,333
别急

494
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,766
别着急我都不急

495
00:22:08,766 --> 00:22:10,199
你别急啊大家

496
00:22:10,266 --> 00:22:12,799
就是今天大家这个这个看

497
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,300
我要是看不下去的话

498
00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:16,266
就就也不用不用强求

499
00:22:16,266 --> 00:22:17,899
然后我们争取那个

500
00:22:18,133 --> 00:22:20,499
尽量把话题连到一起啊

501
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,766
大家那个我卡了之后

502
00:22:23,066 --> 00:22:26,299
希望可以在弹幕里面打个卡了然后

503
00:22:26,866 --> 00:22:29,466
把我卡着的那句话

504
00:22:29,866 --> 00:22:32,666
就方便的话打在弹幕上

505
00:22:32,666 --> 00:22:33,999
这样的话方便我家

506
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,500
好了之后我来

507
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:38,733
给大家重新从那个话题开始

508
00:22:39,466 --> 00:22:41,733
怎么揭晓说是250呀

509
00:22:41,733 --> 00:22:46,166
扣一帮助主播摆脱250间的这个困惑呀

510
00:22:46,166 --> 00:22:48,299
好吧对你们别打不卡

511
00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:50,866
你们打卡了然后到时候那个

512
00:22:52,166 --> 00:22:54,899
把我说的那句话打在上面就是

513
00:22:55,966 --> 00:22:56,999
方便独挡

514
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,666
对啊对吧

515
00:22:58,666 --> 00:23:02,566
人生如果是一个可以SL的游戏

516
00:23:02,666 --> 00:23:05,299
那么主播今天就是不断的重开

517
00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:06,466
不断的独挡啊

518
00:23:06,466 --> 00:23:08,699
就不要因为这个影响心态

519
00:23:09,466 --> 00:23:11,499
怎么开始开始了不要

520
00:23:14,466 --> 00:23:15,666
话题引进

521
00:23:15,700 --> 00:23:17,166
那肯定是要继续的吗

522
00:23:17,166 --> 00:23:18,566
这个这个啊

523
00:23:18,566 --> 00:23:20,133
海浪会来

524
00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:22,333
生活还要继续

525
00:23:26,133 --> 00:23:31,166
我想说其实你很好你自己却不知道

526
00:23:31,566 --> 00:23:33,699
干嘛让我买劳斯莱斯啊

527
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,733
为什么让我买劳斯莱斯啊

528
00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:41,666
我怕是炸弹

529
00:23:41,666 --> 00:23:43,399
我还特意搜了一下什么东西

530
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:44,500
我都不敢念

531
00:23:44,566 --> 00:23:48,733
谢谢谢谢你记录成单点新的开始

532
00:23:54,566 --> 00:23:57,066
昨天卡的最逗的就是

533
00:23:57,266 --> 00:23:58,199
哈哈哈

534
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:01,533
一直最最最最最最复读一个字

535
00:24:01,533 --> 00:24:03,533
为什么呀为什么会那样啊

536
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,100
他是不是都没有预料到自己要卡

537
00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:08,566
都没有加载什么缓存之类的东西啊

538
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:10,700
为啥我说我生病了

539
00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:13,733
其实不是说我身体不舒服而是我发冷

540
00:24:13,733 --> 00:24:14,666
我浑身发冷

541
00:24:14,666 --> 00:24:16,266
我今天套了一个那种

542
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:19,100
我刚刚来加拿大的第一天

543
00:24:19,100 --> 00:24:21,600
穿着那个外套在我地下室里面

544
00:24:22,566 --> 00:24:25,066
我不是12月份过来这边

545
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:27,466
12月份来的

546
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:27,699
然后

547
00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:30,800
我今天穿着我12月份在室外穿的外套

548
00:24:30,866 --> 00:24:32,399
在这个地下室里面坐着

549
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:35,500
还觉得就感觉什么地方不对劲一样

550
00:24:36,900 --> 00:24:38,066
熬夜熬多了

551
00:24:38,066 --> 00:24:39,299
然后就感觉到

552
00:24:39,566 --> 00:24:41,766
整个人有一种力不从心的感觉

553
00:24:41,766 --> 00:24:43,599
你要说哪里真的不舒服

554
00:24:43,733 --> 00:24:44,966
那又一点都没有

555
00:24:44,966 --> 00:24:46,699
那你要说哪里舒服吧

556
00:24:46,733 --> 00:24:48,599
你又不知道到底该怎么办

557
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,733
你干嘛体虚了会不会发烧

558
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:51,600
那倒不会的

559
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:53,200
我我不会发烧的

560
00:24:53,966 --> 00:24:55,266
我不会发烧的

561
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:56,466
呃我可

562
00:24:56,466 --> 00:24:59,133
能是发烧的这个机子已经被我烧坏

563
00:24:59,133 --> 00:25:02,666
了吧我我这是每逢感冒必发烧

564
00:25:02,666 --> 00:25:05,499
基本上是呃在8岁以前

565
00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:07,866
然后每周周末都得上一趟诊所

566
00:25:07,866 --> 00:25:09,299
去打那个点滴

567
00:25:09,866 --> 00:25:11,599
这一句挺有东北味的吧

568
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,933
都得去一趟那种小的诊所

569
00:25:13,933 --> 00:25:15,533
去打打吊瓶啊

570
00:25:15,533 --> 00:25:16,566
打打吊针

571
00:25:16,566 --> 00:25:17,366
对

572
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:21,266
但是打完那个吊针之后就不会发烧了

573
00:25:21,266 --> 00:25:22,899
后来后面有突然有一天

574
00:25:22,900 --> 00:25:25,100
就是怎么感冒我都不会发烧

575
00:25:25,166 --> 00:25:26,366
怎么量体温

576
00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:31,100
我都不会超过36点多还是37来着

577
00:25:31,166 --> 00:25:33,066
我好像没有这个功能了

578
00:25:33,266 --> 00:25:34,899
欢迎大m酱啊

579
00:25:34,900 --> 00:25:38,200
我的乐园通行证升至99级了大家

580
00:25:38,300 --> 00:25:39,966
哦我升到99级了

581
00:25:39,966 --> 00:25:40,266
还有

582
00:25:40,266 --> 00:25:43,599
马上我就可以获得那个那个镭射包了

583
00:25:43,666 --> 00:25:45,533
马上就有那个镭射包里

584
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,700
谢谢小华的关注

585
00:25:48,700 --> 00:25:49,766
欢迎大安家

586
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:50,733
发烧是免

587
00:25:50,733 --> 00:25:53,399
疫反应猫猫体温高

588
00:25:53,533 --> 00:25:54,333
我还好吧

589
00:25:54,333 --> 00:25:57,799
我觉得我体温不是那么高也也还可以

590
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:00,533
但是我晚上没有赶上那个什么耶

591
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,166
36度多吧差不多

592
00:26:03,166 --> 00:26:04,599
主办你抽到个桌点

593
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:06,566
你们怎么都是抽到的

594
00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:10,466
只有我一个人是老老实实的直播

595
00:26:10,466 --> 00:26:11,966
每天直播每天直播

596
00:26:11,966 --> 00:26:15,733
播了20多天的全勤才才有的吗

597
00:26:16,133 --> 00:26:18,799
用不上这个免疫反应应该就不会发烧

598
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:20,600
那说明一直都没什么大事

599
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:21,700
那还挺好的

600
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:25,466
那把刺激嘛那个耶

601
00:26:25,866 --> 00:26:28,766
那不要比我还骑马

602
00:26:29,133 --> 00:26:33,899
拉不住脑壳的耶x o x o

603
00:26:35,466 --> 00:26:37,933
我唱歌怎么都不在调上了

604
00:26:42,133 --> 00:26:45,333
为什么唱歌都感觉不太对了呀

605
00:26:46,733 --> 00:26:49,566
你们觉得我今天唱歌跟往天一样吗

606
00:26:49,566 --> 00:26:51,299
我怎么觉得还是下不去了

607
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:54,733
往天是上不来今天怎么下不去了呢

608
00:26:55,933 --> 00:26:56,733
呃

609
00:27:00,533 --> 00:27:01,933
问题有点大了

610
00:27:02,066 --> 00:27:03,299
这下问题大了

611
00:27:08,100 --> 00:27:08,800
今天唱戒烟

612
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:11,533
应该是非常的一个非常大的一个

613
00:27:12,166 --> 00:27:13,699
车祸吧我觉得

614
00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:16,400
大家唱一下戒烟你们就知道了

615
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:19,933
检测到你们BGM未交版权费哦

616
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:24,766
现在应该没有吧

617
00:27:24,933 --> 00:27:26,599
应该现在还没有吧

618
00:27:42,133 --> 00:27:42,933
两仪式

619
00:27:43,466 --> 00:27:45,499
早上好呀韭菜盒子

620
00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:46,933
好嗨呦好嗨呦

621
00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:48,299
嗯嗯

622
00:27:48,966 --> 00:27:52,066
减500 干嘛减500呀

623
00:27:53,666 --> 00:27:57,199
主播觉得v谈恋爱要告诉关注吗

624
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:58,533
欢迎乐天神

625
00:27:59,266 --> 00:28:01,299
呃我们先把BGM听一下

626
00:28:01,300 --> 00:28:04,733
主播觉得微谈恋爱要告诉观众吗

627
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:07,366
你是不是在钓我鱼呀

628
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:11,600
你是不是在暗示那个那个呃那个

629
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:13,600
呃

630
00:28:16,133 --> 00:28:17,399
呃我不好说呀

631
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:19,300
这个我假装不知道吧

632
00:28:19,500 --> 00:28:22,366
微谈恋爱要告诉观众吗

633
00:28:23,966 --> 00:28:25,566
我觉得是要的

634
00:28:25,566 --> 00:28:27,166
就我觉得是要的

635
00:28:27,300 --> 00:28:29,000
分两种情况吧

636
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,733
如果你是平常走街吃路线的

637
00:28:31,733 --> 00:28:34,333
然后什么七夕节情人节

638
00:28:34,333 --> 00:28:36,899
然后人家会给你很多的送那种

639
00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:38,800
啊七夕礼物

640
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:43,000
的或者说这个平常经常做一些什么

641
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,800
呃女友的这个奥数磨刃呐

642
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:48,000
或者说一些这个嗯

643
00:28:48,366 --> 00:28:50,499
跟观众说这个喜欢呀

644
00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:53,466
然后就爱爱爱爱什么什么之类的

645
00:28:53,466 --> 00:28:54,299
我觉得你

646
00:28:54,366 --> 00:28:56,666
你就别谈了吧你就别谈了吧

647
00:28:56,666 --> 00:28:58,866
这就这么缺那个恋爱吗

648
00:28:58,933 --> 00:29:01,699
你这辈子搞这个VF事业的时候

649
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:05,466
你这才这这这这也就几年

650
00:29:05,466 --> 00:29:07,766
几年过去了你愿意咋谈咋谈呗

651
00:29:07,766 --> 00:29:09,999
就说你一边跟观众说啊

652
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,666
我喜欢喜欢观众啊

653
00:29:11,666 --> 00:29:14,733
一边做这种模拟的恋爱情景的

654
00:29:14,733 --> 00:29:15,599
这种主题

655
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:16,533
像直播呀

656
00:29:16,533 --> 00:29:17,566
然后靠这个

657
00:29:17,700 --> 00:29:19,900
靠这个有有人气

658
00:29:19,900 --> 00:29:23,166
你再去私下再跟你小男友那什么

659
00:29:23,733 --> 00:29:25,099
这个不好吧

660
00:29:25,266 --> 00:29:26,499
这不好吧

661
00:29:27,666 --> 00:29:29,966
你该吃路线就别搞这种了

662
00:29:29,966 --> 00:29:31,399
该吃路线大家都知道

663
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:34,866
走的快走的远走的大米多

664
00:29:34,866 --> 00:29:37,133
不像主播天天看天吃饭的

665
00:29:37,133 --> 00:29:39,866
今天发挥好了今天今天赚大了

666
00:29:39,866 --> 00:29:41,766
明天发挥不好明天一碗饭都没有

667
00:29:41,766 --> 00:29:43,099
吃昨天的剩饭

668
00:29:43,300 --> 00:29:45,766
这个恋爱要谈名也要骗

669
00:29:45,766 --> 00:29:47,999
那人生哪有十全十美的

670
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000
什么好事都给你占上了

671
00:29:50,166 --> 00:29:53,299
主要是哪有这么这么这么

672
00:29:55,166 --> 00:29:59,399
感情是有这么这么多的余量吗

673
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:02,700
一般就是跟观众还有那种暧昧的感情

674
00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:04,100
一般就是跟那个

675
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:06,800
男朋友还有那种全心全意的喜欢

676
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:07,866
别最后搞的

677
00:30:07,966 --> 00:30:10,466
观众也觉得你这么搞不合适

678
00:30:10,466 --> 00:30:13,266
男朋友也觉得啊凭什么我是你男朋友

679
00:30:13,266 --> 00:30:13,866
但是

680
00:30:13,866 --> 00:30:16,533
但是这个这个你平常还对着观众说哎

681
00:30:16,533 --> 00:30:17,333
喜欢什么

682
00:30:17,333 --> 00:30:19,766
又又观众亲亲抱抱你又不拒绝的

683
00:30:19,766 --> 00:30:21,066
反正是打弹幕吧

684
00:30:21,066 --> 00:30:25,333
但是跟这个精神出轨呃也也

685
00:30:25,733 --> 00:30:27,866
也没什么太大的差别吧

686
00:30:27,866 --> 00:30:30,533
当然你要是那种比较正常的你就

687
00:30:30,733 --> 00:30:32,799
纯杂谈纯哥是人

688
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:34,700
你这我觉得就无所谓吧看

689
00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:35,933
看谁吧

690
00:30:36,466 --> 00:30:39,499
你赚大米和直播表现有什么关系

691
00:30:39,866 --> 00:30:41,499
你好尖锐呀

692
00:30:42,166 --> 00:30:43,599
那我也不知道哎

693
00:30:44,966 --> 00:30:47,399
别边仰边吃边谈人

694
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:50,800
虽然我们道义上是赞同公布的

695
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:54,733
但是实际上为了避免影响业务啊

696
00:30:54,733 --> 00:30:56,599
大家一般是不公布的

697
00:30:56,600 --> 00:31:00,266
但我会我会我会说的我会我会公布的

698
00:31:00,266 --> 00:31:02,299
我以后谈我会公布的

699
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:05,000
好吧但是因为那个什么呀

700
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:08,166
嗯只要买好就行了

701
00:31:08,166 --> 00:31:10,566
工作是工作生活是生活

702
00:31:10,666 --> 00:31:12,766
关键是你生活上的你男朋友

703
00:31:12,766 --> 00:31:13,699
他能不能接受

704
00:31:13,700 --> 00:31:15,666
你从事这样一个职业的同时

705
00:31:15,666 --> 00:31:17,366
又走这样的一个路线

706
00:31:17,466 --> 00:31:18,766
他能接受

707
00:31:19,666 --> 00:31:20,466
妈

708
00:31:21,133 --> 00:31:22,899
我觉得一般都接受不了吧

709
00:31:22,900 --> 00:31:26,266
我要是有一个当管人的男朋友啊

710
00:31:26,266 --> 00:31:28,966
每天在直播间狂养女友粉

711
00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:31,466
我会觉得我很绿哎

712
00:31:32,066 --> 00:31:33,899
可是我会觉得我很绿哎

713
00:31:33,900 --> 00:31:35,800
我肯定不会同意的呀

714
00:31:36,466 --> 00:31:40,066
你哪次壮大是发挥好的了啊

715
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:41,866
啊那别呀

716
00:31:41,866 --> 00:31:44,933
我好不容易确信了这个直播效果

717
00:31:44,933 --> 00:31:48,099
跟那个我我的营收是有直接关系的

718
00:31:48,100 --> 00:31:52,466
所以别让我再再想到那种就是哎呀

719
00:31:52,466 --> 00:31:53,999
大家今天开心

720
00:31:54,066 --> 00:31:55,299
给我打点

721
00:31:55,466 --> 00:31:56,133
然后呢

722
00:31:56,133 --> 00:31:58,699
我今天觉得我挺惨的给我打点

723
00:31:58,700 --> 00:32:00,933
而不是说我今天表现的真棒

724
00:32:00,933 --> 00:32:04,999
来爷爷妈妈快快给你打点买糖吃去吧

725
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:06,066
就是哎呀

726
00:32:06,066 --> 00:32:08,666
都好不容易确信了这个直播效果

727
00:32:08,666 --> 00:32:12,399
跟收入是是有有那个直接联系的

728
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:13,533
这个不是说朴信

729
00:32:13,533 --> 00:32:16,666
而是说让自己更好的去激励自己吧

730
00:32:16,666 --> 00:32:20,133
对吧没有没有效果就没有回报吗

731
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:21,500
是这样的

732
00:32:22,666 --> 00:32:25,299
你好可爱你好可爱呀

733
00:32:26,133 --> 00:32:27,266
燕子大v

734
00:32:27,300 --> 00:32:28,200
天天打游戏

735
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:30,766
是因为他以前做节目效果的时候

736
00:32:30,766 --> 00:32:32,599
人家积累下来的

737
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,566
对吧你兄弟

738
00:32:34,566 --> 00:32:37,899
你10年的过命兄弟找你借1万你借不借

739
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:40,100
你这个这个路人随

740
00:32:40,100 --> 00:32:42,366
便一个人找你借1万你借不借

741
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000
你兄弟找你借钱你肯定借

742
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,333
因为你们都当了这么久的兄弟了

743
00:32:48,166 --> 00:32:50,333
喜欢我大声玩吗

744
00:32:50,566 --> 00:32:51,799
那你怎么说

745
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:52,966
我咋说呀

746
00:32:52,966 --> 00:32:54,366
我不知道我咋说呀

747
00:32:54,366 --> 00:32:55,666
老是人烟子

748
00:32:55,766 --> 00:32:58,299
观众没急小男友急了是吧

749
00:32:58,300 --> 00:33:00,700
那小男友本来就就会急呀

750
00:33:00,700 --> 00:33:02,333
本来就应该急呀

751
00:33:02,666 --> 00:33:05,266
男朋友每天也在直播间打美人

752
00:33:05,266 --> 00:33:07,399
四连老头两男子

753
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:10,200
姐延长榜一大哥身份

754
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:11,466
我榜一叶然

755
00:33:11,466 --> 00:33:13,666
我能跟叶然有啥关系啊

756
00:33:14,066 --> 00:33:16,099
不是你查他他的身份

757
00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:18,800
你会发现你会怀疑你一层一层的

758
00:33:18,866 --> 00:33:20,999
呃这个揭开他的总督牌子

759
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,466
发现他有10个总督

760
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:24,133
我操这

761
00:33:24,133 --> 00:33:25,499
我应该是全v圈

762
00:33:25,500 --> 00:33:28,533
最不可能跟榜一有关系的人之一了吧

763
00:33:28,666 --> 00:33:29,666
哈哈哈

764
00:33:31,266 --> 00:33:34,066
你你你说我虽然易燃怎么样

765
00:33:34,066 --> 00:33:35,166
你还不如说我

766
00:33:35,166 --> 00:33:36,999
呃我不好说了

767
00:33:38,066 --> 00:33:40,166
知道自己有多少男友粉

768
00:33:40,166 --> 00:33:42,699
公布上男友以后跑了多少就知道了

769
00:33:42,700 --> 00:33:43,400
也没有吧

770
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,066
就跑的不一定是男友粉

771
00:33:45,066 --> 00:33:46,499
可能是事业粉啊

772
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:48,733
大家追没追过星啊

773
00:33:48,733 --> 00:33:51,199
内鱼的那种明星啊

774
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:52,666
比较典型的有几个

775
00:33:52,666 --> 00:33:55,999
就20多20多接近30岁的女星

776
00:33:56,100 --> 00:33:58,500
一公布恋情一被狗仔拍到绯闻

777
00:33:58,500 --> 00:34:00,266
就一大堆女粉脱粉

778
00:34:00,266 --> 00:34:02,366
这个女粉你说是他的女友粉吗

779
00:34:02,366 --> 00:34:04,266
不是是他的事业粉

780
00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:06,600
就是很很怒气不争啊

781
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:07,066
觉得呃

782
00:34:07,066 --> 00:34:09,766
我们家姐姐又不拍戏又不唱歌

783
00:34:09,766 --> 00:34:11,733
又不接综艺又没有通告

784
00:34:11,766 --> 00:34:14,566
天天忙着跟这个小鲜肉卿卿我我

785
00:34:14,566 --> 00:34:16,366
我真是太对你失望了

786
00:34:16,566 --> 00:34:18,799
所以他脱粉他不一定是男友粉

787
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,000
那可能只是觉得

788
00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:21,400
你在干这个事的时候

789
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:22,900
你不应该同时干那个事

790
00:34:22,900 --> 00:34:24,900
你应该对生活有所取舍

791
00:34:24,900 --> 00:34:27,733
而不是说把自己的生活搞的重心不分

792
00:34:27,733 --> 00:34:28,866
搞的一团乱麻

793
00:34:28,866 --> 00:34:30,266
对吧你这一辈子都能谈恋爱

794
00:34:30,266 --> 00:34:32,699
演艺事业好的时候可能就这么几年

795
00:34:32,700 --> 00:34:34,566
就这种感觉吧嗯

796
00:34:35,933 --> 00:34:37,866
对啊我前两天刚说过呀

797
00:34:37,866 --> 00:34:40,866
所以大家别让我觉得不是这样了好吗

798
00:34:41,133 --> 00:34:42,366
主播误会了

799
00:34:42,366 --> 00:34:45,199
可能说是一个影响因素但不是正相关

800
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:47,066
正相关就是正相关吧

801
00:34:47,066 --> 00:34:47,866
正相关那个

802
00:34:47,866 --> 00:34:51,333
哪怕是我付出10倍努力多收个0.1大米

803
00:34:51,333 --> 00:34:52,466
那也算正相关

804
00:34:52,466 --> 00:34:54,066
因为他们是有关系的

805
00:34:54,866 --> 00:34:56,933
让男朋友成为老头

806
00:34:56,933 --> 00:34:59,699
为什么不是让老头成为男朋友啊

807
00:34:59,700 --> 00:35:00,733
反了是吧

808
00:35:00,733 --> 00:35:04,399
哈哈哈你一天那没活照样收大米

809
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,800
天天有好活不早赚到天上去了

810
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,366
你别急人都是这样的

811
00:35:09,366 --> 00:35:11,699
一个人平常百密一师

812
00:35:11,700 --> 00:35:13,866
你就天天抓着他那个师不放

813
00:35:13,933 --> 00:35:15,766
一个人要是百师一密

814
00:35:15,766 --> 00:35:18,099
你就会觉得这个人也没有那么傻逼

815
00:35:18,100 --> 00:35:18,900
所以说

816
00:35:18,966 --> 00:35:21,899
可以得到结论主播每周摆个9天半

817
00:35:21,900 --> 00:35:23,666
然后搞个半天的好活

818
00:35:23,666 --> 00:35:25,866
大家就觉得哇我女儿米燕蜜啊

819
00:35:25,866 --> 00:35:27,733
长大了养成蝎

820
00:35:27,733 --> 00:35:30,466
然后就这营收全靠这一天

821
00:35:30,466 --> 00:35:33,266
哈哈哈营收都靠这一天了

822
00:35:33,266 --> 00:35:34,399
懂得都懂啊

823
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,100
好吧懂得都懂啊

824
00:35:36,900 --> 00:35:39,900
听我说你别指什么让老头成为男朋友

825
00:35:39,900 --> 00:35:41,000
男朋友给你打钱

826
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,566
为什么还要分一半给叔叔

827
00:35:42,566 --> 00:35:45,533
这个呃你问我是没有作用的

828
00:35:45,533 --> 00:35:46,933
我觉得你问我没作用

829
00:35:46,933 --> 00:35:48,366
我觉得你应该去问一问

830
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:50,133
一些电台区的女主播

831
00:35:50,133 --> 00:35:51,799
他们应该更了解这件事情

832
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:53,966
你问我你再问虚拟主播啊

833
00:35:53,966 --> 00:35:56,333
男朋友给你打钱为什么分一半给叔叔

834
00:35:56,333 --> 00:35:57,566
这个我解答不了

835
00:35:57,566 --> 00:36:00,166
因为没有男朋友给我打钱这种事情啊

836
00:36:00,666 --> 00:36:03,399
一周摆个9千八哈哈哈

837
00:36:03,466 --> 00:36:05,133
哎呀哎呀

838
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,333
别乱问了别乱问了

839
00:36:07,333 --> 00:36:08,933
他来他来OK

840
00:36:08,933 --> 00:36:09,999
密码不认识

841
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:14,533
等一下变成光守护美亚米亚小姐

842
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:16,500
谢谢谢谢

843
00:36:17,766 --> 00:36:20,299
电台区只要刷钱就是老公

844
00:36:20,300 --> 00:36:23,200
那你真的相信就是你刷了钱

845
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:26,166
然后然后娶到了这个老婆吗

846
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:30,700
你刷了10万然后他叫你他叫你老公

847
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:34,000
不是电台区女主播不是怎么你

848
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,200
我只是说你问我

849
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:37,866
你不如问问电台区的某些女主播

850
00:36:38,100 --> 00:36:40,366
嗯你刷一毛也是老公吗

851
00:36:40,366 --> 00:36:41,266
你可以去试试

852
00:36:41,266 --> 00:36:42,399
你可以去试试

853
00:36:42,933 --> 00:36:45,799
男朋友冲业绩什么别乱冲呀

854
00:36:46,066 --> 00:36:50,133
iOS上限鉴定为单推库克哈哈哈

855
00:36:50,566 --> 00:36:51,866
一是库克橱

856
00:36:52,733 --> 00:36:55,566
我的意思是这个问题可以去咨询他们

857
00:36:55,566 --> 00:36:57,299
别攻击性那么强吗

858
00:36:57,300 --> 00:36:58,900
毕竟你在这个什么

859
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,266
怎么还有这这什么高房呀

860
00:37:01,333 --> 00:37:04,766
可妮扣你二分手是吧我不好说了

861
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,800
去淘宝只要5毛钱就能当老公

862
00:37:08,966 --> 00:37:11,566
但是好歹那个是女生呀对吧

863
00:37:11,566 --> 00:37:13,766
你好歹电台区那个是女生

864
00:37:13,766 --> 00:37:15,999
你去淘宝的他打字叫你老公

865
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,300
你不知道他背后是不是你的室友啊

866
00:37:18,300 --> 00:37:20,333
那这么一想还怪怪奇怪的

867
00:37:20,333 --> 00:37:22,199
哈哈哈这么

868
00:37:22,966 --> 00:37:24,666
这么一想还怪奇怪的

869
00:37:24,666 --> 00:37:26,766
你问我我哪知道呀

870
00:37:28,100 --> 00:37:29,866
给你50 啊

871
00:37:29,866 --> 00:37:31,866
对大家那个七夕节的时候

872
00:37:31,866 --> 00:37:33,466
可以在在直播间里面

873
00:37:33,533 --> 00:37:34,666
征一下婚啊

874
00:37:34,666 --> 00:37:37,899
这个征一下婚征一下那个群友的婚

875
00:37:38,333 --> 00:37:39,399
但是我不管呀

876
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:42,400
大家这个自由活动这个主播管不了

877
00:37:43,066 --> 00:37:47,099
有100粉丝都叫老公的你来问我

878
00:37:48,333 --> 00:37:51,999
那主播只能说我不喜欢这样的

879
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,100
呃我知道是为了生活

880
00:37:54,100 --> 00:37:56,366
但是这有点太没下限了

881
00:37:57,366 --> 00:37:59,266
看你直播还能有女粉吗

882
00:37:59,266 --> 00:38:00,933
我怎么没有女粉呢

883
00:38:01,133 --> 00:38:02,899
人家人家在公放

884
00:38:02,900 --> 00:38:05,266
我直播的时候妈妈听到了

885
00:38:05,266 --> 00:38:07,733
然后妹妹听到了都觉得还行啊

886
00:38:07,733 --> 00:38:10,866
只不过说我这个看起来就是个普通妹

887
00:38:10,866 --> 00:38:12,099
没什么女生点进来

888
00:38:12,100 --> 00:38:15,100
我有很多女孩子见长的你别乱说

889
00:38:16,766 --> 00:38:16,933
我

890
00:38:16,933 --> 00:38:20,599
还有接近300天的超级时间长的女粉呢

891
00:38:20,733 --> 00:38:22,899
嗯粉丝行为

892
00:38:22,900 --> 00:38:24,300
主播不乖吗

893
00:38:24,966 --> 00:38:26,266
我都这样了

894
00:38:26,266 --> 00:38:29,366
一天在直播间说三遍我不要男友粉

895
00:38:29,366 --> 00:38:31,533
你们还还天天在这啊

896
00:38:31,533 --> 00:38:32,766
妈妈骂我

897
00:38:32,900 --> 00:38:34,466
那你们自己发癫

898
00:38:34,533 --> 00:38:36,466
这跟我也没关系啊

899
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:39,900
尚健这结婚的那这个

900
00:38:40,533 --> 00:38:42,966
那你不会觉得他跟你结完了

901
00:38:42,966 --> 00:38:44,499
然后再跟新店长结

902
00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:46,200
再跟下一个新店长结

903
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:47,733
你不会觉得奇怪吗

904
00:38:47,733 --> 00:38:49,366
当他跟每个人都结婚

905
00:38:49,366 --> 00:38:51,099
叫每个人都是老公的时候

906
00:38:51,100 --> 00:38:52,566
这个这个这个

907
00:38:52,566 --> 00:38:55,599
感觉感情就就变得很很廉价哎

908
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:57,966
这个是追求一个什么东西呢

909
00:38:58,533 --> 00:38:59,866
是天顶吗

910
00:38:59,866 --> 00:39:01,066
天顶谁呀

911
00:39:01,266 --> 00:39:04,733
怎么怎么我主播不卡了我手机卡爆了

912
00:39:04,733 --> 00:39:06,133
天顶是女的吗

913
00:39:06,133 --> 00:39:06,933
谁呀

914
00:39:07,133 --> 00:39:09,866
天顶倒不是女的吧他是男的吧应该

915
00:39:10,666 --> 00:39:11,599
c p d d

916
00:39:12,066 --> 00:39:16,599
要求国内985本硕学位获全球前100大学

917
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,666
SC1做3篇以上

918
00:39:18,666 --> 00:39:19,999
你找那个谁呀

919
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,100
你找王葛璐木他有两篇

920
00:39:22,133 --> 00:39:24,733
他七夕之前努力再发出去一篇

921
00:39:24,733 --> 00:39:26,899
就就符合你的这个那什么了

922
00:39:26,933 --> 00:39:28,699
就符合你的这个要求了

923
00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:29,900
别着急

924
00:39:30,566 --> 00:39:31,866
别急不要急

925
00:39:35,066 --> 00:39:37,066
i see the night

926
00:39:39,133 --> 00:39:41,999
今天中介老公会陪聊交代

927
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:48,166
但我一言名愿见定为2

928
00:39:48,166 --> 00:39:49,999
倒贴钱都没人要

929
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,366
一言名愿见定为倒贴钱都没人要

930
00:39:52,366 --> 00:39:54,333
只能给陈勇当当老婆了

931
00:39:54,333 --> 00:39:55,133
哎呀

932
00:39:55,966 --> 00:39:56,966
我不好睡

933
00:39:58,566 --> 00:40:00,366
早上好刷刷

934
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:07,200
谢谢阿莹的波波奶茶喵谢谢谢谢

935
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:10,466
希望明天群里都是拉手刹

936
00:40:10,466 --> 00:40:12,366
而不是陪女朋友

937
00:40:12,866 --> 00:40:15,366
安排女朋友的人不会来说话的

938
00:40:15,366 --> 00:40:18,399
七夕有安排的人怎么有时间睡群呢

939
00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:20,100
就七夕没有安排的人

940
00:40:20,100 --> 00:40:23,400
然后明天在群里面一说说一天的话

941
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:25,966
还希望大家在群里多说说话

942
00:40:26,900 --> 00:40:29,333
七夕的时候那要不然给大家那个什

943
00:40:29,333 --> 00:40:30,166
么一下吧

944
00:40:30,666 --> 00:40:31,533
明天租界

945
00:40:31,533 --> 00:40:34,499
老公会当着你的面给别的女人刷礼物

946
00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:37,666
哈哈哈啊对了大家这个

947
00:40:37,966 --> 00:40:40,866
你们要是有别的喜欢的女主播的话

948
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,266
可以那个你们

949
00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:12,266
有些时候你没有走到10万粉体量

950
00:41:12,266 --> 00:41:13,866
20万粉体量的时候

951
00:41:13,966 --> 00:41:15,499
你的这个寿命

952
00:41:15,500 --> 00:41:17,866
大概率是跟几个个体的用户

953
00:41:17,966 --> 00:41:20,333
就是挂在一起的

954
00:41:20,466 --> 00:41:22,666
但是不是这样的

955
00:41:22,666 --> 00:41:24,866
就是在经过5个月的直播之后

956
00:41:24,866 --> 00:41:26,133
我觉得不是这样的

957
00:41:26,133 --> 00:41:28,566
因为他就是一个正相关的一个关系

958
00:41:28,766 --> 00:41:30,933
就算他不是一个正相关的关系

959
00:41:30,933 --> 00:41:33,199
如果你相信他不是正相关的那一刻

960
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:35,300
他这辈子都不可能是正相关了

961
00:41:35,466 --> 00:41:37,599
所以无论如何你要去这么相信他

962
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,200
就像快急死了急死了

963
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,533
我是吉吉国王快说快说等会又卡了

964
00:41:41,533 --> 00:41:42,799
我说的就是七夕的时候

965
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,066
如果你有喜欢的女主播

966
00:41:44,066 --> 00:41:45,666
可以去帮他打那个七夕活动

967
00:41:45,666 --> 00:41:47,299
或者说送那个七夕限定的礼物

968
00:41:47,300 --> 00:41:48,600
我记得有三档吧

969
00:41:48,700 --> 00:41:50,733
三档也跟其他的那种小活动一样

970
00:41:50,733 --> 00:41:52,133
都是加不同的那个活动

971
00:41:52,133 --> 00:41:53,499
道具跟亲密度的

972
00:41:53,500 --> 00:41:55,966
值得一提的是这个东西它像是那种

973
00:41:56,133 --> 00:41:56,799
许愿池一样

974
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:57,800
你送完那个礼物之后

975
00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:59,200
他会有一个扭蛋券给你

976
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,266
你可以在那个扭蛋券里面扭到一个

977
00:42:01,300 --> 00:42:02,600
奇怪的礼物的使用权

978
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:04,100
我忘了那个礼物是150块钱

979
00:42:04,100 --> 00:42:05,133
还是1,500块钱了

980
00:42:05,133 --> 00:42:07,166
总之这个150不是1,500的东西

981
00:42:07,300 --> 00:42:09,900
可以加3,000或者3万的亲密度

982
00:42:09,900 --> 00:42:11,133
就是双倍的亲密度

983
00:42:11,133 --> 00:42:12,099
卡牌的利器

984
00:42:12,100 --> 00:42:13,133
如果你愿意的话

985
00:42:13,166 --> 00:42:15,066
你可以规划一下怎么去送这个礼物

986
00:42:15,066 --> 00:42:16,999
然后去把那个1,500的礼物抽出来

987
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,400
完毕欧啊可以了

988
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:19,600
8月不打你

989
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:20,400
可以了可以了

990
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:23,600
哎我就怕他又卡哈哈哈我吸了

991
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:26,000
一口气然后把他全捏完

992
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,800
哈哈哈

993
00:42:28,300 --> 00:42:32,300
对然后这啊我还是觉得挺挺没米线的

994
00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:34,500
不是挺没米线就是啊

995
00:42:34,500 --> 00:42:35,133
这个这个

996
00:42:35,133 --> 00:42:35,799
带你远航

997
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:36,700
好像就是一个

998
00:42:36,700 --> 00:42:38,800
拿出来试探你的一个东西啊

999
00:42:39,100 --> 00:42:41,333
就是大家0.7折的那种

1000
00:42:41,333 --> 00:42:44,799
不是70%的钱用弄百分之百的亲密度

1001
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:46,100
这算是多少来着

1002
00:42:46,466 --> 00:42:48,333
就算1.3倍吧

1003
00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:50,566
1.35还一点一点多少

1004
00:42:50,566 --> 00:42:52,599
1.3倍左右的这个亲密度

1005
00:42:52,733 --> 00:42:54,466
啊就就很那个什么

1006
00:42:54,466 --> 00:42:55,466
集出来了

1007
00:42:55,466 --> 00:42:56,799
也不是集出来了

1008
00:42:58,133 --> 00:43:01,099
终于听到了急死我了快点说完吧

1009
00:43:01,100 --> 00:43:02,566
说完这就说完了

1010
00:43:02,566 --> 00:43:03,799
已经说完了

1011
00:43:03,933 --> 00:43:06,333
没活动不刷亲密度了不是

1012
00:43:06,333 --> 00:43:07,533
他就直接这么把

1013
00:43:07,533 --> 00:43:10,266
双倍的就给就给弄出来了嗯

1014
00:43:11,166 --> 00:43:14,199
他就不能带我喝寂寞

1015
00:43:14,500 --> 00:43:17,733
那本就寂寞那个呀

1016
00:43:20,500 --> 00:43:22,666
差不多差不多没卡了吧

1017
00:43:22,666 --> 00:43:25,099
听到了你可以继续夹吗

1018
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,333
刚才刚才声音正常了是吗

1019
00:43:28,533 --> 00:43:30,766
卡住那一瞬间有点害怕

1020
00:43:30,766 --> 00:43:35,299
别怕别怕我都不怕呢你说我多害怕呀

1021
00:43:36,300 --> 00:43:37,600
昨天开直播

1022
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:40,900
他们就坐在直播间里面看不到弹幕

1023
00:43:40,933 --> 00:43:42,533
我当时我就在想我是

1024
00:43:42,733 --> 00:43:45,399
看不到弹幕比较煎熬呢

1025
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:46,966
还是说能看到弹幕

1026
00:43:46,966 --> 00:43:49,566
但是你们就听不到我说啥比较煎熬呢

1027
00:43:49,666 --> 00:43:51,899
我觉得看不到弹幕我也知道你们在吧

1028
00:43:51,900 --> 00:43:53,100
但是要是我

1029
00:43:53,733 --> 00:43:56,766
我不知道你们你们你们在说啥

1030
00:43:56,766 --> 00:43:59,499
就是你们你们你们不知道我在说什么

1031
00:43:59,500 --> 00:44:02,533
然后我就在等王豪啊对吧

1032
00:44:02,533 --> 00:44:05,566
我在等大招叔叔在等什么哈哈哈

1033
00:44:05,666 --> 00:44:07,133
我能看到你们说啥

1034
00:44:07,133 --> 00:44:09,799
然后我自己又说不了的话我可能会更

1035
00:44:09,900 --> 00:44:11,400
更慌一点吧

1036
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:13,733
你能给我的朋友唱一首分手快乐吗

1037
00:44:13,733 --> 00:44:15,799
别吧别我这我已经过了这个年龄

1038
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:17,133
有情人终成眷属吧

1039
00:44:17,133 --> 00:44:18,666
能成一对是一对吧

1040
00:44:18,700 --> 00:44:20,366
谈个恋爱本来就不容易了

1041
00:44:20,366 --> 00:44:21,966
然后还给他唱分手快乐

1042
00:44:21,966 --> 00:44:23,399
这太太不好了

1043
00:44:23,566 --> 00:44:24,533
太不好了

1044
00:44:26,300 --> 00:44:28,100
你发感冒就行了

1045
00:44:29,966 --> 00:44:32,266
去岛里跟酋长说要亲密度了

1046
00:44:32,266 --> 00:44:33,999
别买我我又回来了

1047
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:37,600
哦呦我又回来了嗯

1048
00:44:46,366 --> 00:44:48,299
全备战最卡直播间啊

1049
00:44:48,300 --> 00:44:50,166
这就是哔哩哔哩最卡直播间

1050
00:44:50,166 --> 00:44:53,099
欢迎来到这个网速最高的直播间

1051
00:44:53,100 --> 00:44:55,066
我是你们的解说明言目呀

1052
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:57,800
我手机卡了只能电脑黑听了哎

1053
00:44:57,900 --> 00:44:59,133
为什么只能黑听啊

1054
00:44:59,133 --> 00:45:01,399
你说我上班摸鱼怕被抓呀

1055
00:45:02,533 --> 00:45:04,166
你是不是上班摸鱼怕被抓

1056
00:45:04,166 --> 00:45:06,533
我叫你你把电脑挂在那里黑听

1057
00:45:06,533 --> 00:45:08,866
然后拿手机黑屏发弹幕

1058
00:45:08,866 --> 00:45:10,899
怎么样怎么样嘿嘿

1059
00:45:12,266 --> 00:45:15,733
嗯谢谢大家今天卡了也陪我念

1060
00:45:15,766 --> 00:45:16,399
我还觉得挺

1061
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,666
哦天呐陪我是老板哈哈哈

1062
00:45:18,666 --> 00:45:20,466
别吧别吧你这个你

1063
00:45:20,466 --> 00:45:22,366
这个危险性有点太高了

1064
00:45:22,366 --> 00:45:25,366
别吧为了一个Mia Mia的直播不值得

1065
00:45:25,466 --> 00:45:26,866
真的好嘞

1066
00:45:27,333 --> 00:45:30,066
哎你们没发现吗这个保护费交的有效

1067
00:45:30,066 --> 00:45:33,199
我每10分钟给叔叔磕一下小磕一声啊

1068
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:34,366
他不卡了哎

1069
00:45:34,366 --> 00:45:36,699
打完那个IC之后不卡了你们没发现吗

1070
00:45:36,700 --> 00:45:37,466
来了宝贝

1071
00:45:37,466 --> 00:45:39,133
你跟惨淡一发学的是吧

1072
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:41,900
你是不是跟惨淡一发学坏了呢

1073
00:45:42,300 --> 00:45:44,766
你昨天晚上等全姐姐你等到4点啊

1074
00:45:44,766 --> 00:45:46,699
5点姐的又卡哎

1075
00:45:46,700 --> 00:45:47,733
又卡了吗

1076
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:49,900
没有吧没有卡吧你

1077
00:45:50,100 --> 00:45:52,366
你听得到吗

1078
00:45:52,900 --> 00:45:54,866
这保护费交的真是太好了

1079
00:45:54,866 --> 00:45:56,299
谢谢谢谢然后等你

1080
00:45:56,300 --> 00:45:58,133
俺应该走谢谢谢谢

1081
00:45:58,300 --> 00:46:00,000
别急再等等

1082
00:46:00,666 --> 00:46:01,766
别掉行吗

1083
00:46:01,766 --> 00:46:04,266
大家平常的时候闹着玩就算了

1084
00:46:04,266 --> 00:46:07,099
能不能今天就就别搞这些

1085
00:46:07,100 --> 00:46:10,133
就是言语之间带着个炸弹夹枪带爆了

1086
00:46:10,133 --> 00:46:12,333
本来今天主播状态这网就不好

1087
00:46:12,333 --> 00:46:13,599
要万一给你念出来

1088
00:46:13,700 --> 00:46:15,133
直播间疯了对吧

1089
00:46:15,133 --> 00:46:16,899
这个这个对吧

1090
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,666
人人看什么呀

1091
00:46:20,666 --> 00:46:23,266
还没急呃确实现在还没急

1092
00:46:23,266 --> 00:46:25,266
昨天我发现s c不显示牌子了

1093
00:46:25,266 --> 00:46:26,366
感觉嫩可惜

1094
00:46:26,500 --> 00:46:30,700
你专门换烟烟人在605铺了个红的

1095
00:46:35,133 --> 00:46:37,799
哈哈哈这下不得不切割了

1096
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:39,700
你一直都是可可音啊你

1097
00:46:39,700 --> 00:46:40,866
你一直都是可可音

1098
00:46:40,866 --> 00:46:43,599
哈哈哈你一直都是可可音啊

1099
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:45,400
你是谁啊啊

1100
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:48,466
很重要的人不能忘记的人

1101
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:49,733
Kimi y大雷

1102
00:46:51,933 --> 00:46:54,899
别在现场好吗别在现场好吗

1103
00:46:54,900 --> 00:46:57,133
啊不要打灭打灭

1104
00:46:58,900 --> 00:47:01,066
你是说再看看会不会砍

1105
00:47:01,066 --> 00:47:03,366
你是说的再看看会不会砍

1106
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:05,066
我知道不是

1107
00:47:05,100 --> 00:47:07,300
我会不知道你在说什么吗

1108
00:47:07,566 --> 00:47:09,266
我会不知道你在说什么吗

1109
00:47:09,266 --> 00:47:11,599
研究员别人我是你我不是人

1110
00:47:11,866 --> 00:47:12,733
老实点

1111
00:47:13,700 --> 00:47:15,533
燕子这猫太温和了

1112
00:47:15,533 --> 00:47:17,133
这猫这手脚颤爆

1113
00:47:17,133 --> 00:47:19,366
哈哈哈我没做这种按键

1114
00:47:19,366 --> 00:47:20,499
哎呀这怎么办

1115
00:47:20,500 --> 00:47:23,466
呢太温柔了真是啊

1116
00:47:23,466 --> 00:47:26,699
切歌了切切歌了

1117
00:47:26,700 --> 00:47:28,200
别乱讲行不行

1118
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:30,000
你们这发点能念的吧

1119
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:31,600
大家发点能念的吧

1120
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:32,500
这个这个

1121
00:47:32,733 --> 00:47:34,133
弹幕刷的慢对吧

1122
00:47:34,133 --> 00:47:36,933
主播主主播这个丑态就暴露出来了

1123
00:47:40,300 --> 00:47:43,900
联动的话谁愿意带我玩啊

1124
00:47:43,900 --> 00:47:46,300
呃那个绝活老师

1125
00:47:46,366 --> 00:47:48,266
但是今天这个嗓子这么烂

1126
00:47:48,266 --> 00:47:49,699
我不知道能不能唱出来

1127
00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:52,300
片烂啊然后我试一下吧

1128
00:47:52,466 --> 00:47:53,666
应该可以

1129
00:47:53,666 --> 00:47:54,733
我要能唱的话

1130
00:47:54,733 --> 00:47:57,099
然后我提前把歌录好发给他

1131
00:48:00,366 --> 00:48:01,999
大家发点能回的吧

1132
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:05,200
要不我还是我还是我还是那个

1133
00:48:05,500 --> 00:48:07,300
虚空拽出来一个话题吧

1134
00:48:07,300 --> 00:48:08,700
还是化身历史学者

1135
00:48:08,700 --> 00:48:10,800
从那个头顶里面拽出来一个话题吧

1136
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:11,600
让我想想

1137
00:48:12,166 --> 00:48:14,599
谢谢迷路的猫猫的盾牌和打call

1138
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,733
你红豆你奥利给等秒

1139
00:48:17,166 --> 00:48:18,299
发点能回的

1140
00:48:18,300 --> 00:48:20,700
没回说明主播不知道咋回啊

1141
00:48:20,700 --> 00:48:23,266
要么就是有点危险要么就有点尬嗯

1142
00:48:25,566 --> 00:48:26,499
还是卡着吧

1143
00:48:26,500 --> 00:48:28,733
主播自带一个节目效果是吧

1144
00:48:37,933 --> 00:48:39,299
阿普普通通

1145
00:48:43,366 --> 00:48:44,166
通

1146
00:48:52,100 --> 00:48:52,900
QQ

1147
00:48:55,266 --> 00:48:59,999
主播如果别人劝酒要怎么劝呢

1148
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:13,266
别人劝着我要怎么去

1149
00:49:14,666 --> 00:49:16,466
我这辈子还没有人劝过我酒

1150
00:49:16,466 --> 00:49:19,166
因为大家都觉得我是一只小猫

1151
00:49:19,266 --> 00:49:20,566
很小的那种

1152
00:49:20,733 --> 00:49:24,399
我唯一一次有人有人劝我呃就是

1153
00:49:27,266 --> 00:49:30,566
妖之在奇迹之夜那天

1154
00:49:31,100 --> 00:49:32,800
拿了一瓶咖啡酒

1155
00:49:32,966 --> 00:49:36,966
然后他说你喝一口吧像奶茶

1156
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:39,566
拿牛奶对像奶茶

1157
00:49:40,166 --> 00:49:40,966
我说

1158
00:49:41,366 --> 00:49:43,399
你骂人怎么可能

1159
00:49:44,133 --> 00:49:46,866
然后他说真的骗你我是小狗

1160
00:49:46,866 --> 00:49:49,099
来来来倒倒倒满上满上

1161
00:49:49,100 --> 00:49:50,866
我说别别别别满别满

1162
00:49:50,933 --> 00:49:53,199
这样你把冰箱里的牛奶拿来

1163
00:49:53,266 --> 00:49:56,699
然后我就先倒了大概4/5杯牛奶吧

1164
00:49:56,700 --> 00:50:00,333
又加了1/5杯那个那个酒搅了一下

1165
00:50:00,900 --> 00:50:01,700
然后喝了一口

1166
00:50:01,700 --> 00:50:02,733
主要确实有酒味

1167
00:50:02,733 --> 00:50:05,099
但是确实挺甜的确实像奶茶

1168
00:50:05,166 --> 00:50:07,866
他其实没骗我但酒味还挺大的

1169
00:50:07,933 --> 00:50:09,299
结果就那瓶

1170
00:50:09,333 --> 00:50:12,466
我喝了三口就喝的晕晕乎乎的东西

1171
00:50:13,500 --> 00:50:15,400
乐乐有一天发现了这个东西

1172
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:16,800
然后他问我这什么呀

1173
00:50:16,866 --> 00:50:20,266
我说这酒咖啡酒你记得别别喝太多

1174
00:50:20,300 --> 00:50:22,166
然后喝喝多了百利甜

1175
00:50:22,166 --> 00:50:25,533
啊对百利甜你喝太多了你会你会晕的

1176
00:50:25,666 --> 00:50:28,599
然后他就把那个那个那个塞子打开

1177
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:30,266
就往那个玻璃杯里面倒

1178
00:50:30,300 --> 00:50:33,100
大概人家兑的那个比例是一半的

1179
00:50:33,133 --> 00:50:34,399
酒加一半的奶

1180
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:35,866
然后他就搅了一下

1181
00:50:35,900 --> 00:50:37,766
蹲蹲蹲直接喝了一杯

1182
00:50:37,766 --> 00:50:39,266
然后一放下

1183
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:42,366
哇奶茶味好喝

1184
00:50:42,566 --> 00:50:45,399
然后他就上楼了上楼去学习考试

1185
00:50:45,533 --> 00:50:48,733
我说这么高的度数你等下考试呢

1186
00:50:48,733 --> 00:50:49,666
你没事吗

1187
00:50:49,666 --> 00:50:52,499
然后他说这有啥呀一点酒味都没有

1188
00:50:53,266 --> 00:50:58,299
哈哈哈我好丢人哈哈哈我好丢人呢

1189
00:50:58,300 --> 00:50:59,566
我不好说了

1190
00:50:59,566 --> 00:51:00,966
欢迎火大念

1191
00:51:03,966 --> 00:51:05,899
当场吃头孢也不是不行吧

1192
00:51:05,900 --> 00:51:06,866
欢迎小m酱

1193
00:51:06,866 --> 00:51:08,333
这不是大m酱吗

1194
00:51:08,366 --> 00:51:09,766
哎小m酱

1195
00:51:10,166 --> 00:51:11,933
想看胭脂醉9回

1196
00:51:11,933 --> 00:51:12,733
欢迎天在

1197
00:51:12,733 --> 00:51:13,933
中午好天在

1198
00:51:14,333 --> 00:51:17,533
最近好多回纪念毁100首联唱

1199
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,333
我可以联唱100首的

1200
00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:24,700
连唱100首10倍的可以吗

1201
00:51:24,733 --> 00:51:26,199
明明就是奶茶

1202
00:51:26,266 --> 00:51:28,266
嗯有人教过我别喝酒

1203
00:51:28,266 --> 00:51:30,099
尤其是出门在外女生

1204
00:51:30,100 --> 00:51:31,266
呃少喝酒

1205
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,666
但是你如果在职场上人家劝你久的话

1206
00:51:34,666 --> 00:51:36,499
你好像也没什么办法吧

1207
00:51:36,533 --> 00:51:39,333
毕竟那个什么大号手机改了

1208
00:51:39,333 --> 00:51:40,499
小心小心

1209
00:51:41,300 --> 00:51:42,466
想喝烟的口角酒

1210
00:51:42,466 --> 00:51:44,299
你小心进进进小黑屋啊

1211
00:51:44,300 --> 00:51:45,100
给他办一下来

1212
00:51:45,100 --> 00:51:46,666
这谁韭菜盒子给他办一下

1213
00:51:46,666 --> 00:51:48,499
发个禁言啊发个禁言打人啊

1214
00:51:48,500 --> 00:51:49,900
真不熟真不认识

1215
00:51:51,366 --> 00:51:53,599
出门在外我完全不喝酒

1216
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:56,766
但是基本上这个不喝酒就是

1217
00:51:57,666 --> 00:51:58,766
喝酒这个问题

1218
00:51:58,766 --> 00:52:01,533
就像是你在外边能不能随心所欲

1219
00:52:01,566 --> 00:52:02,599
是你要去

1220
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:05,700
照顾大家还是要大家来照顾你一样

1221
00:52:05,700 --> 00:52:09,500
就可能在这个饭桌上主导的人叫你喝

1222
00:52:09,500 --> 00:52:10,700
你就不得不喝

1223
00:52:10,700 --> 00:52:12,133
所以不喝酒这个问题

1224
00:52:12,133 --> 00:52:13,866
如何拒绝别人劝酒这个问题

1225
00:52:13,866 --> 00:52:17,666
其实是在跟除了朋友跟家人之外出去

1226
00:52:17,866 --> 00:52:20,066
之外你怎么在这个桌子上

1227
00:52:20,100 --> 00:52:21,200
取得一个最高的

1228
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:23,100
想不喝酒就不喝酒的地位啊

1229
00:52:23,100 --> 00:52:25,100
这是一种社会修炼的哲学

1230
00:52:25,100 --> 00:52:26,500
但如果你比较低的话

1231
00:52:26,500 --> 00:52:28,166
你不管是吃了头孢也好

1232
00:52:28,166 --> 00:52:29,399
还是你是怎么样也好

1233
00:52:29,500 --> 00:52:32,133
你就是不敢扫了人家的姓你知道吧

1234
00:52:32,566 --> 00:52:35,133
你不敢扫了人家的信就会出问题

1235
00:52:35,900 --> 00:52:38,700
你连唱那玩意100首易拉罐必给你

1236
00:52:38,700 --> 00:52:40,266
把咖啡喊来

1237
00:52:41,866 --> 00:52:42,966
仅有什么

1238
00:52:42,966 --> 00:52:44,566
现在孩子也看过我了

1239
00:52:44,566 --> 00:52:45,799
差咖啡了是吧

1240
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:48,966
今天没点可乐所以赶紧给易拉罐带上

1241
00:52:48,966 --> 00:52:50,466
别急啊别着急

1242
00:52:50,500 --> 00:52:52,000
燕子考虑过增肥吗

1243
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,566
没有已经是对补了

1244
00:52:53,566 --> 00:52:54,899
已经不需要再增肥了

1245
00:52:54,900 --> 00:52:57,100
欢迎梦中星球嗯

1246
00:52:58,533 --> 00:53:00,399
谢谢狗狗显卡的6个

1247
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:01,600
这个好哎

1248
00:53:01,766 --> 00:53:02,933
阿里个喵

1249
00:53:02,933 --> 00:53:05,199
感谢支持谢谢谢谢

1250
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,933
海海孩子姐看过我

1251
00:53:11,466 --> 00:53:13,599
文静也看过我其实

1252
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:15,300
奶绿也看过

1253
00:53:15,300 --> 00:53:17,500
我还是因为林迪的那个切片

1254
00:53:17,500 --> 00:53:19,766
然后奶绿看二创的时候就

1255
00:53:20,066 --> 00:53:21,499
不小心看到我了

1256
00:53:21,500 --> 00:53:23,366
不知道谁给他推荐的

1257
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:26,800
但是我那个变声器就不是很好用

1258
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:28,100
然后其实不是很像

1259
00:53:28,100 --> 00:53:29,933
我还觉得挺不好意思的

1260
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:34,666
找别人信根要自己命还是很好选的

1261
00:53:34,666 --> 00:53:36,933
有的时候呃这个

1262
00:53:38,266 --> 00:53:40,133
大家其实都不容易

1263
00:53:40,133 --> 00:53:42,399
就早些年不老有那种

1264
00:53:42,733 --> 00:53:45,066
出去应酬然后喝酒回到家喝吐

1265
00:53:45,066 --> 00:53:47,066
真有人喜欢那么喝酒吗

1266
00:53:47,066 --> 00:53:47,933
那还不是

1267
00:53:48,666 --> 00:53:51,066
还不是有一些嗯东西在

1268
00:53:51,066 --> 00:53:53,366
你不敢去扫人家的信

1269
00:53:53,366 --> 00:53:55,599
哎今天吃了头孢

1270
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:56,866
以茶代酒吧

1271
00:53:56,866 --> 00:53:59,933
那主要是你一次可以这样对吧

1272
00:53:59,933 --> 00:54:02,966
两次可以你说你说可以开车来了

1273
00:54:03,133 --> 00:54:04,466
然后那个三次

1274
00:54:04,466 --> 00:54:06,799
你说你在哺乳期不能喝酒

1275
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:08,366
那后面呢对吧

1276
00:54:08,366 --> 00:54:10,333
你要老是老成大猫

1277
00:54:10,366 --> 00:54:13,966
等主播长大了之后应该就

1278
00:54:15,366 --> 00:54:17,666
劝酒的事情就会少很多了吧

1279
00:54:17,666 --> 00:54:20,499
应该不会应该不会继承这个文化吧

1280
00:54:24,266 --> 00:54:25,199
但是不得不说

1281
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:27,800
酗酒对身体的压力真的很大

1282
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,533
我家里面有长辈

1283
00:54:33,533 --> 00:54:36,466
然后他就是特别喜欢喝酒

1284
00:54:37,133 --> 00:54:39,466
然后对身体的负担真的就很大

1285
00:54:39,466 --> 00:54:42,066
他喜欢喝酒喜欢到什么程度呢

1286
00:54:42,333 --> 00:54:43,133
就是

1287
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:46,366
他是家里面比较德高望重的那种长辈

1288
00:54:46,366 --> 00:54:47,866
谁也管不了他

1289
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:51,133
俗话说的好越老人越小孩

1290
00:54:51,300 --> 00:54:54,266
他就是有的时候酒瘾上来

1291
00:54:54,266 --> 00:54:56,533
吃早饭都要喝一瓶啤酒

1292
00:54:56,533 --> 00:54:57,933
还得是冰着啊

1293
00:54:58,066 --> 00:54:59,966
不让他喝他就不吃饭

1294
00:55:01,966 --> 00:55:05,266
这个很像是小的时候不买玩具啊

1295
00:55:05,266 --> 00:55:06,499
人家在地下打滚

1296
00:55:06,500 --> 00:55:08,200
不给我买妈妈我就不走

1297
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:09,366
就这种感觉

1298
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:11,333
但是所有人都拿他没办法

1299
00:55:11,333 --> 00:55:13,399
因为他是德高望重的长辈

1300
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:14,466
就只能让他喝

1301
00:55:14,466 --> 00:55:15,699
那怎么办不吃饭

1302
00:55:15,700 --> 00:55:18,800
怎么办哎呀真是就很无语你知道吧

1303
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:20,800
小燕子小学生吗

1304
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:21,500
差不多吧

1305
00:55:21,500 --> 00:55:24,600
如果平常猫养的很肥的不健康呀

1306
00:55:24,900 --> 00:55:28,400
不健康呀就是那种胖的特别胖的感觉

1307
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:31,133
还是要运动一下的吧因为那个

1308
00:55:32,133 --> 00:55:33,366
搞太多的猫猫

1309
00:55:33,366 --> 00:55:36,199
他也会有那种肥胖相关的疾病吧

1310
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:37,466
你不能让他去

1311
00:55:37,966 --> 00:55:40,133
无休止的去让他让他

1312
00:55:40,566 --> 00:55:43,066
包容他然后去让他让他胖下去

1313
00:55:43,066 --> 00:55:44,066
这样很不好

1314
00:55:44,666 --> 00:55:47,666
不吃就不吃哎呀我就很头疼

1315
00:55:48,566 --> 00:55:49,866
有一段时间

1316
00:55:50,566 --> 00:55:52,733
有段时间那个人家生病了

1317
00:55:52,733 --> 00:55:54,899
然后家里面就只有我一个人

1318
00:55:54,900 --> 00:55:55,800
我就每天

1319
00:55:56,100 --> 00:55:57,466
每天给他做饭

1320
00:55:57,900 --> 00:56:00,000
每天那个负责负责早上

1321
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:01,200
早上我自己都不吃饭

1322
00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:02,466
我得给人家做饭

1323
00:56:02,466 --> 00:56:03,666
然后那个还得

1324
00:56:04,300 --> 00:56:05,400
哎呀我就不说了

1325
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:08,266
反正这个这个就是照顾他那段时间

1326
00:56:08,266 --> 00:56:10,466
我还觉得就是嗯

1327
00:56:12,133 --> 00:56:13,066
算是算是

1328
00:56:13,066 --> 00:56:13,866
尽了一些

1329
00:56:13,866 --> 00:56:16,199
主播在国内的时候能尽的力吧

1330
00:56:17,466 --> 00:56:19,266
然后他就跟我闹

1331
00:56:19,333 --> 00:56:22,666
我的天呐我家里面我小孩呀

1332
00:56:22,766 --> 00:56:25,133
然后早上给他起来做饭

1333
00:56:25,133 --> 00:56:26,666
我自己都不吃早饭的

1334
00:56:26,666 --> 00:56:28,366
我都是熬夜通宵

1335
00:56:28,366 --> 00:56:30,766
通宵到给他做完早饭我再睡觉

1336
00:56:30,766 --> 00:56:32,733
定个闹铃然后起来做午饭

1337
00:56:32,933 --> 00:56:34,066
哈哈哈

1338
00:56:34,066 --> 00:56:36,666
然后我就我就我就下楼我说哎

1339
00:56:36,766 --> 00:56:38,199
做好了快吃快吃

1340
00:56:38,266 --> 00:56:40,733
他说不行我要喝酒

1341
00:56:40,733 --> 00:56:43,599
然后他他不自己拿他不叫我给他拿

1342
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:46,700
我说不行我说不行你喝酒你就别吃了

1343
00:56:46,766 --> 00:56:50,366
我熬了一宿给你做的饭你要喝酒是吧

1344
00:56:50,366 --> 00:56:51,466
你喝个锤子

1345
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:54,133
天极了

1346
00:56:55,766 --> 00:56:57,966
燕子天天在地下室后面放

1347
00:56:57,966 --> 00:56:59,266
放假去运动一下

1348
00:56:59,266 --> 00:57:00,933
体力下不好做三点

1349
00:57:00,933 --> 00:57:03,899
嗯有有这种去健身房的打算

1350
00:57:04,266 --> 00:57:05,599
有去健身房的打算

1351
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:08,666
乐乐说最近找到了一个挺好的健身房

1352
00:57:08,900 --> 00:57:09,766
你家有一个长辈

1353
00:57:09,766 --> 00:57:11,699
只要吃饭就是一斤多的白酒

1354
00:57:11,700 --> 00:57:13,100
就劝不动吧

1355
00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:15,166
那怎么劝他

1356
00:57:15,166 --> 00:57:15,933
劝不动呀

1357
00:57:15,933 --> 00:57:18,966
我又不好让他真的不吃饭只能硬着他

1358
00:57:18,966 --> 00:57:21,699
真是的哎气死我了

1359
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:25,300
反正我就是我就是反正就我

1360
00:57:25,300 --> 00:57:27,866
我是不太喜欢那种呃

1361
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:31,866
每天都都都都没有酒就不吃饭这种

1362
00:57:31,866 --> 00:57:33,566
我也不是特别理解你

1363
00:57:34,900 --> 00:57:36,266
可能以后如果

1364
00:57:36,266 --> 00:57:38,799
要是职业没有相关的需要的话

1365
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:40,466
我也不会说去太多

1366
00:57:40,933 --> 00:57:43,699
哈哈哈别吃别吃是吧

1367
00:57:43,933 --> 00:57:46,133
这是跟长辈能说的话吗

1368
00:57:46,133 --> 00:57:48,099
人家一个电话一生气告状

1369
00:57:48,100 --> 00:57:50,166
然后告阿里阿杜

1370
00:57:50,366 --> 00:57:53,399
喵喵谢谢大家别吃别吃

1371
00:57:53,733 --> 00:57:54,566
不是我让你

1372
00:57:54,566 --> 00:57:56,599
今天那什么给主播交保护费

1373
00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:58,100
不如让我去看别的妹妹

1374
00:57:58,100 --> 00:57:59,366
还真是大家

1375
00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:01,900
所以今天节目效果其实不高

1376
00:58:01,933 --> 00:58:03,766
大家那个嗯

1377
00:58:04,966 --> 00:58:06,799
大家不开心的话

1378
00:58:06,966 --> 00:58:08,766
就就不用看我了

1379
00:58:08,766 --> 00:58:11,333
真真不用看因为这个不是说气话

1380
00:58:11,333 --> 00:58:14,333
而是说今天确实是没办法给大家

1381
00:58:14,333 --> 00:58:15,866
提供一个稳定的网络

1382
00:58:15,866 --> 00:58:17,133
我也感到很内疚

1383
00:58:17,133 --> 00:58:19,666
但是我对自己也挺无能为力的

1384
00:58:19,666 --> 00:58:20,533
就是这种

1385
00:58:20,966 --> 00:58:22,733
自己改变不了的事情

1386
00:58:22,733 --> 00:58:24,866
还是让人感到很很遗憾

1387
00:58:25,166 --> 00:58:27,599
就是这种感觉确实有点遗憾吧

1388
00:58:27,766 --> 00:58:28,966
但是没关系

1389
00:58:28,966 --> 00:58:32,399
你就等我玩好的时候我们再来就好了

1390
00:58:32,566 --> 00:58:35,466
嗯就爱看就爱看是吧

1391
00:58:35,466 --> 00:58:38,399
受虐狂是吧就好寸枕这一口是吧

1392
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:39,200
嘿嘿嘿

1393
00:58:39,766 --> 00:58:40,933
谢谢按摩

1394
00:58:40,933 --> 00:58:44,699
索罗亚斯德的10朵小花庙爱里个豆庙

1395
00:58:44,966 --> 00:58:47,899
这这往天我还跟大家说说别走好吗

1396
00:58:47,900 --> 00:58:51,933
你说这今天别走看一下看阅读是吧

1397
00:58:52,100 --> 00:58:55,366
我决定现在去看主播这场的录播

1398
00:58:55,900 --> 00:58:56,700
呃

1399
00:58:57,566 --> 00:59:00,966
这场录播应该会卡到爆吧就是

1400
00:59:01,466 --> 00:59:04,499
说话就是一会就变一下一会就变一下

1401
00:59:04,500 --> 00:59:07,866
奇怪呢伊人白天没别处可去

1402
00:59:07,866 --> 00:59:10,333
原来是白天没别处可去呀

1403
00:59:10,333 --> 00:59:12,533
我还以为是喜欢我呢

1404
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:14,700
兴致不已apple apple

1405
00:59:15,266 --> 00:59:17,799
哈哈哈我还以为是喜欢我呢

1406
00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:18,700
原来是别处

1407
00:59:18,700 --> 00:59:19,666
没处可处

1408
00:59:19,900 --> 00:59:23,666
咦人真不能处咦咦咦

1409
00:59:25,900 --> 00:59:26,966
快走好吗

1410
00:59:26,966 --> 00:59:29,666
别急别急今天打算

1411
00:59:29,733 --> 00:59:33,066
网不好的话一直卡一直卡对吧

1412
00:59:33,066 --> 00:59:34,399
我知道录播肯定跳过

1413
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:36,700
所以说话肯定断断续续的

1414
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:39,000
说实话要疯吗

1415
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:41,066
啥都是说实话要疯吗

1416
00:59:41,966 --> 00:59:44,699
你能不能有点情商呀

1417
00:59:45,133 --> 00:59:45,866
哎呀

1418
00:59:45,866 --> 00:59:49,133
这个我们都这么熟了没必要吧对吧

1419
00:59:50,700 --> 00:59:51,500
啊

1420
00:59:52,066 --> 00:59:53,899
澳门都这么熟了

1421
00:59:53,900 --> 00:59:58,000
这个这个畅所欲言对吧更显真诚主播

1422
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,266
主播的一切一直都很真啊

1423
01:00:02,133 --> 01:00:04,133
因为今天没什么内容啊

1424
01:00:04,133 --> 01:00:06,799
嗯谢谢梦瑶的2个打扣

1425
01:00:06,900 --> 01:00:08,700
喵谢谢梦瑶的3个牛蛙

1426
01:00:08,766 --> 01:00:10,133
今天没什么内容

1427
01:00:10,133 --> 01:00:11,799
本来是想好一个话题

1428
01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:13,566
然后就一卡一中断

1429
01:00:13,566 --> 01:00:14,799
我我就是这种

1430
01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:16,900
预热预不上去

1431
01:00:16,900 --> 01:00:19,066
然后状态的话就不太行的人

1432
01:00:19,066 --> 01:00:21,099
现在就一直卡在早场那个

1433
01:00:21,166 --> 01:00:22,366
刚睡醒的状态啊

1434
01:00:22,366 --> 01:00:23,333
上不去下不来

1435
01:00:23,333 --> 01:00:25,566
这问题自己也知道自己啊

1436
01:00:25,566 --> 01:00:27,299
所以今天没啥内容

1437
01:00:27,300 --> 01:00:30,000
就别浪费莫瑶2个小时的时间了

1438
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,733
你说浪费你正常时间啊

1439
01:00:32,966 --> 01:00:35,733
说起来莫瑶我做梦梦到你了

1440
01:00:36,166 --> 01:00:37,733
我做梦梦到你了

1441
01:00:38,100 --> 01:00:39,800
我梦到我拿到了一个

1442
01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:42,800
非常机密的MCN机构的文件

1443
01:00:42,900 --> 01:00:46,400
你跟并交呃是一个公司的

1444
01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:50,566
然后你们都是都是专业的主播运营

1445
01:00:50,766 --> 01:00:53,666
然后你们公司那一栏的那个v APP里面

1446
01:00:53,866 --> 01:00:55,333
有好几个我都认识

1447
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:56,766
都是特别大的大v

1448
01:00:56,766 --> 01:00:59,199
然后在那个负责在那个stop上面

1449
01:00:59,300 --> 01:01:00,400
写一个莫瑶哦

1450
01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:01,600
分手的名字啊

1451
01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:03,700
我就很很逆天我就很意外啊

1452
01:01:03,700 --> 01:01:05,400
啊莫瑶每天要给我打折

1453
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:07,166
然后在我们直播间天天听这种

1454
01:01:07,166 --> 01:01:09,299
原来他是别的公司的stop

1455
01:01:09,333 --> 01:01:11,133
然后这件事我记得很清楚啊

1456
01:01:11,133 --> 01:01:11,933
你知道吧

1457
01:01:12,500 --> 01:01:14,866
凭什么这都被你发现了啊

1458
01:01:14,866 --> 01:01:16,699
对对是这样的

1459
01:01:16,700 --> 01:01:19,400
我摸到他是别的公司的史大夫

1460
01:01:19,533 --> 01:01:20,533
什么买的

1461
01:01:20,533 --> 01:01:21,399
凭什么

1462
01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:23,600
你们在骂什么呢

1463
01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:24,866
别骂好吗

1464
01:01:25,266 --> 01:01:27,266
这个梦好像还挺浅显的

1465
01:01:27,266 --> 01:01:30,099
我做梦也在想着想着单位的事情吧

1466
01:01:30,100 --> 01:01:32,600
可能昨天睡前有人啊

1467
01:01:32,700 --> 01:01:35,300
昨天睡前有人问主播

1468
01:01:35,333 --> 01:01:38,266
有人问主播这个运营相关的事情

1469
01:01:38,266 --> 01:01:40,333
问完了之后很感动

1470
01:01:40,333 --> 01:01:43,499
他说主播主播我今天要来给你报大米

1471
01:01:43,500 --> 01:01:46,400
我还很不好意思我说谢谢谢谢

1472
01:01:46,566 --> 01:01:48,566
人呢人呢

1473
01:01:49,733 --> 01:01:51,333
不说这事我都忘了

1474
01:01:51,333 --> 01:01:51,899
一说这事

1475
01:01:51,900 --> 01:01:54,200
我想起来有人说要给我报大米

1476
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:56,066
人呢哈哈哈哈哈哈

1477
01:01:56,066 --> 01:01:57,166
找不到了

1478
01:01:57,800 --> 01:01:59,400
到处偷火

1479
01:02:00,666 --> 01:02:02,866
我不知道呀什么情况呢

1480
01:02:03,133 --> 01:02:04,133
管理办一下

1481
01:02:04,133 --> 01:02:05,099
这就被你发现

1482
01:02:05,100 --> 01:02:06,000
我们两个是卧底

1483
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:07,400
但定交真的是

1484
01:02:07,566 --> 01:02:09,666
其他的这个那个那个什么啊

1485
01:02:09,666 --> 01:02:12,166
定交真的是其他直播间的那个那个

1486
01:02:12,166 --> 01:02:13,799
那个客气一下吧

1487
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:16,300
哎呀我知道了我知道了

1488
01:02:16,300 --> 01:02:18,566
没事我刚才说的其实不是不是

1489
01:02:18,566 --> 01:02:19,499
不是那个什么

1490
01:02:19,500 --> 01:02:21,466
我说的是呃没事没事

1491
01:02:21,933 --> 01:02:23,299
大米被卡没了

1492
01:02:23,300 --> 01:02:24,000
不着急啊

1493
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:24,733
不急不急

1494
01:02:24,733 --> 01:02:26,666
今天你们会发现我面部老卡

1495
01:02:26,666 --> 01:02:28,466
是因为今天就

1496
01:02:28,700 --> 01:02:33,966
同时对接了12344张画

1497
01:02:33,966 --> 01:02:38,666
然后我怕耽误我怕耽误他那个进度

1498
01:02:38,766 --> 01:02:39,566
所以说

1499
01:02:40,466 --> 01:02:41,899
昨天不是放假吗

1500
01:02:41,900 --> 01:02:43,266
其实一直在干事

1501
01:02:43,933 --> 01:02:44,166
感觉

1502
01:02:44,166 --> 01:02:47,499
每天都能看到我吗每天都能看到吗

1503
01:02:47,700 --> 01:02:49,366
那是因为我每天都直播呀

1504
01:02:49,366 --> 01:02:51,366
你每天都点击大数据就每天都

1505
01:02:51,366 --> 01:02:51,866
拜拜

1506
01:02:51,866 --> 01:02:54,666
把我推荐给你他觉得你喜欢看我呢

1507
01:02:56,366 --> 01:02:59,099
谢谢阿涛的粉丝团灯牌喵阿里个豆

1508
01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:01,966
我知道他因为这个工作心里挺难崩的

1509
01:03:01,966 --> 01:03:03,366
我还得谢谢冰娇

1510
01:03:03,366 --> 01:03:06,533
因为上次我在直播里面聊到这个东西

1511
01:03:06,866 --> 01:03:09,599
聊到一些我说你都是当运营的我

1512
01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:12,366
觉得这个运营两边好像有一些

1513
01:03:12,366 --> 01:03:14,299
有一些共通之处嘛

1514
01:03:14,500 --> 01:03:16,066
有一些比较共通的地方

1515
01:03:16,066 --> 01:03:17,499
然后我觉得可能就

1516
01:03:22,266 --> 01:03:24,199
有一些你的经验

1517
01:03:25,466 --> 01:03:28,533
你这边的一些就是什么技巧啊之类的

1518
01:03:28,533 --> 01:03:31,099
我觉得我可能我也能学一学然后把它

1519
01:03:31,566 --> 01:03:32,899
用到直播里面

1520
01:03:32,900 --> 01:03:35,333
然后让直播更好看流畅一点嘛

1521
01:03:35,333 --> 01:03:38,899
然后他结果他真的给我发了好多那种

1522
01:03:39,166 --> 01:03:39,799
嗯

1523
01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:43,100
就是一些他们内部的那种资料之类

1524
01:03:43,100 --> 01:03:44,866
我还挺不好意思的

1525
01:03:45,533 --> 01:03:48,199
最近还没还没抽出时间去细看

1526
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:50,333
然后咱下播的时候学一下

1527
01:03:50,366 --> 01:03:51,933
这个还挺好的

1528
01:03:52,466 --> 01:03:53,666
谢谢平神的打call

1529
01:03:53,666 --> 01:03:56,499
喵i like a do喵太谢谢了

1530
01:03:57,500 --> 01:03:59,500
欢迎科四

1531
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:01,266
不是诺然

1532
01:04:03,666 --> 01:04:05,266
他被女主播被刺了

1533
01:04:05,266 --> 01:04:06,066
啊

1534
01:04:06,933 --> 01:04:08,066
为什么啊

1535
01:04:08,900 --> 01:04:09,866
运营的话

1536
01:04:09,866 --> 01:04:12,599
权限不是应该比女主播要大好多吗

1537
01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:14,466
欢迎阿巴为什么

1538
01:04:29,566 --> 01:04:33,333
女主播背着她和老板谈恋爱

1539
01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:40,266
哎他作为主播运营的话就女主播

1540
01:04:40,500 --> 01:04:41,900
谈恋爱这个事情啊

1541
01:04:41,900 --> 01:04:44,466
我记得今天有人问原来是这样吗

1542
01:04:44,666 --> 01:04:45,866
原来是这样吗

1543
01:04:45,866 --> 01:04:48,766
那他这个女主播是带货的呀

1544
01:04:48,766 --> 01:04:50,766
还是还是那个那种

1545
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:53,866
那种鬓胶是最后一个知道的

1546
01:04:53,866 --> 01:04:55,866
欢迎冒个泡就走出啊

1547
01:04:55,900 --> 01:04:57,100
真的假的

1548
01:05:00,100 --> 01:05:02,066
点一首嘉宾送给baby知道吧

1549
01:05:02,066 --> 01:05:03,199
点一首嘉宾

1550
01:05:05,666 --> 01:05:08,699
感谢你特别邀请

1551
01:05:09,133 --> 01:05:12,733
来见证你的爱情

1552
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:18,000
嘉宾也许是另一种宿命

1553
01:05:18,866 --> 01:05:22,599
好久不见的你有点疏离

1554
01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:26,166
握手寒暄如此客气

1555
01:05:26,966 --> 01:05:30,099
何必要在他的世界假装

1556
01:05:30,133 --> 01:05:31,933
哈哈哈哈

1557
01:05:31,933 --> 01:05:34,066
点一首嘉宾啊点一首嘉宾

1558
01:05:34,066 --> 01:05:36,166
送给送给送给他

1559
01:05:38,500 --> 01:05:41,700
带货主播为什么能跟老板谈恋爱呀

1560
01:05:41,700 --> 01:05:42,600
他跟什么老板

1561
01:05:42,600 --> 01:05:43,766
就是就是

1562
01:05:43,766 --> 01:05:46,733
他买面膜老板大手一荤1,000箱

1563
01:05:46,733 --> 01:05:49,766
然后他卖那个红枣大手一荤1,000袋

1564
01:05:49,866 --> 01:05:51,599
这样这种老板吗

1565
01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:54,500
带货主播为什么也有老板这个说法呀

1566
01:05:57,300 --> 01:05:58,600
谢谢榜一大哥

1567
01:05:58,600 --> 01:06:01,866
在我媳妇家这买的百八十万的货

1568
01:06:02,066 --> 01:06:03,066
不会吧

1569
01:06:07,466 --> 01:06:09,999
老板是工会老板

1570
01:06:10,333 --> 01:06:15,566
原来早已有人为你订做了嫁衣

1571
01:06:15,766 --> 01:06:18,599
感谢你特别邀请

1572
01:06:18,933 --> 01:06:21,999
来见证你的爱情

1573
01:06:22,533 --> 01:06:27,099
我时刻提醒自己别逃避

1574
01:06:27,900 --> 01:06:31,733
把这些天一步一步走近

1575
01:06:31,733 --> 01:06:34,999
他精心布置的场地

1576
01:06:35,266 --> 01:06:38,966
可惜这是属于你的风景

1577
01:06:38,966 --> 01:06:41,133
而我只是嘉宾

1578
01:06:41,533 --> 01:06:47,699
我放下所有回忆来成全你的爱情

1579
01:06:47,700 --> 01:06:52,666
却始终不愿相信这是命

1580
01:06:53,533 --> 01:06:57,366
好久不见的你有点疏离

1581
01:06:57,366 --> 01:07:00,733
握手寒暄如此客气

1582
01:07:01,133 --> 01:07:05,166
何必要在他的面前刻意隐瞒

1583
01:07:05,166 --> 01:07:06,866
我的世界诱

1584
01:07:07,733 --> 01:07:09,133
惑你

1585
01:07:09,266 --> 01:07:11,766
他跟公会老板谈恋爱为什么要瞒着

1586
01:07:11,766 --> 01:07:14,333
运营啊这大家不都是自己人吗

1587
01:07:14,900 --> 01:07:16,900
哎大家不都是自己人吗

1588
01:07:16,900 --> 01:07:19,400
可是这这这应该是同样的

1589
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:21,200
你跳的怎么听起来一点都不痛

1590
01:07:21,200 --> 01:07:22,933
因为我把嘉宾改成了运营

1591
01:07:22,933 --> 01:07:24,999
听起来感觉就很搞笑你知道吧

1592
01:07:31,500 --> 01:07:33,200
是我当时听说乐死我了

1593
01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:35,500
那他得他得好好调理吧

1594
01:07:35,500 --> 01:07:37,200
我让他问郁闷去了

1595
01:07:38,966 --> 01:07:42,333
当所有人都替你开心

1596
01:07:42,866 --> 01:07:44,533
输的人是你

1597
01:07:44,533 --> 01:07:46,333
而我只是赢

1598
01:07:46,500 --> 01:07:49,866
赢我流尽所有婚礼

1599
01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:53,066
来庆祝你的婚礼

1600
01:07:53,166 --> 01:07:55,366
你们怎么一条一条的

1601
01:07:55,366 --> 01:07:56,566
大家都卡是吗

1602
01:07:56,566 --> 01:07:58,133
谢谢满扣头奖的爱心

1603
01:07:58,133 --> 01:07:59,299
没有爱你看都没有

1604
01:07:59,300 --> 01:08:00,166
别卡好吗

1605
01:08:00,166 --> 01:08:01,733
不卡不卡不卡不卡

1606
01:08:01,866 --> 01:08:04,266
起码会好一段时间吧

1607
01:08:04,266 --> 01:08:05,166
我就是啊

1608
01:08:08,500 --> 01:08:10,000
打打打打打打

1609
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:13,266
发这个消息给我震着哎呦

1610
01:08:15,533 --> 01:08:17,799
刚才也是为我MC被吞了

1611
01:08:18,766 --> 01:08:21,266
哎呦我的天呐谁呀

1612
01:08:24,400 --> 01:08:25,866
老师跟我说没有问题

1613
01:08:25,866 --> 01:08:28,733
好吧我应该把手机的那个震动关掉

1614
01:08:28,733 --> 01:08:30,266
我应该把手机震动关掉

1615
01:08:30,266 --> 01:08:31,966
人家一直开震动他就一直

1616
01:08:32,466 --> 01:08:33,699
一直出问题啊

1617
01:08:33,700 --> 01:08:34,600
好了好了

1618
01:08:34,966 --> 01:08:36,166
回来了回来了

1619
01:08:36,166 --> 01:08:38,599
喵我要人喵咪呢

1620
01:08:41,066 --> 01:08:41,999
谢谢黑豹

1621
01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:43,900
拜八耳饰的关注

1622
01:08:43,900 --> 01:08:45,466
谢谢马克特奖的surprise

1623
01:08:45,466 --> 01:08:46,866
谢谢大m奖的surprise

1624
01:08:46,900 --> 01:08:47,766
你也会等你阿丽

1625
01:08:47,766 --> 01:08:49,766
感动感谢支持感谢支持

1626
01:08:49,900 --> 01:08:50,966
刚才被吓了一跳

1627
01:08:50,966 --> 01:08:52,466
我忽然觉得我好像醒了

1628
01:08:52,466 --> 01:08:54,899
现在这个声音跟往天应该差不多了吧

1629
01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:56,200
晚安的汉泰

1630
01:08:56,200 --> 01:08:57,533
我要私密我要私密

1631
01:08:57,533 --> 01:08:59,766
我感觉今天这声音跟往天差不多了

1632
01:08:59,766 --> 01:09:01,299
怎么样怎么样

1633
01:09:01,333 --> 01:09:03,599
我是不是忽然就感觉像醒了一样了

1634
01:09:06,766 --> 01:09:09,799
今天大概要是卡的话就播到2点

1635
01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:11,800
然后不卡的话播到那个两个半小时

1636
01:09:11,800 --> 01:09:14,700
左右吧啊小咪我睡醒了

1637
01:09:14,700 --> 01:09:15,466
哈喽哈喽

1638
01:09:15,466 --> 01:09:17,866
大家重新认识一下我是米亚米亚

1639
01:09:17,866 --> 01:09:21,266
好吧重新介绍一下我叫米亚米亚

1640
01:09:21,266 --> 01:09:22,933
自我介绍2.0

1641
01:09:22,933 --> 01:09:24,266
糖糖三少啊

1642
01:09:25,133 --> 01:09:26,466
但是米亚米亚

1643
01:09:26,466 --> 01:09:29,599
我呢因为职业的原因

1644
01:09:29,800 --> 01:09:31,933
不能吃辣辣的东西哦

1645
01:09:32,733 --> 01:09:33,733
不能不说

1646
01:09:33,933 --> 01:09:35,199
要不是那个什么

1647
01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:37,400
要不是要不是那个那个那个什么

1648
01:09:37,566 --> 01:09:40,966
要不是我要干活要不是我要上播

1649
01:09:41,466 --> 01:09:43,099
我肯定就往死里面

1650
01:09:43,100 --> 01:09:45,000
往那个卤水里面加辣椒了

1651
01:09:45,066 --> 01:09:47,899
他现在纯一个甜的酱炖菜

1652
01:09:48,700 --> 01:09:51,666
没有辣味的卤水就像是没有

1653
01:09:52,966 --> 01:09:54,799
没有三郎的电棍一样

1654
01:09:54,800 --> 01:09:57,400
缺少的一些一些生活里的东西啊

1655
01:09:57,400 --> 01:09:58,166
你知道吧

1656
01:09:58,166 --> 01:09:59,999
你掉了750出来

1657
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:03,066
哦原来我以前有千千啊

1658
01:10:03,066 --> 01:10:04,299
我这么厉害呀

1659
01:10:04,766 --> 01:10:06,366
那我肯定要加油努力啊

1660
01:10:06,366 --> 01:10:07,699
好吧加油努力啊

1661
01:10:07,700 --> 01:10:09,000
米啊米啊加油努力

1662
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:09,900
来吧来吧

1663
01:10:10,900 --> 01:10:12,000
唱首歌清醒一下

1664
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:13,100
你们想听什么

1665
01:10:13,366 --> 01:10:14,799
往天唱的那种

1666
01:10:15,733 --> 01:10:17,766
你们想听什么来清醒一下

1667
01:10:20,866 --> 01:10:22,699
我们家心疼小蒸发

1668
01:10:22,900 --> 01:10:24,933
别争了别争了我投降了

1669
01:10:24,933 --> 01:10:26,299
为了直播牺牲太多

1670
01:10:26,300 --> 01:10:27,600
真不好吃呀

1671
01:10:27,766 --> 01:10:29,699
我虽然就是不是很能吃辣

1672
01:10:29,700 --> 01:10:31,766
但是我就是那种又菜又爱玩的游戏

1673
01:10:31,766 --> 01:10:34,933
玩的越烂我就越越有上上进心啊

1674
01:10:35,066 --> 01:10:36,299
玩的越好我就不想玩

1675
01:10:36,300 --> 01:10:38,533
比如说那个第五人格啊我就不咋玩了

1676
01:10:38,533 --> 01:10:40,066
因为玩的实在太好了

1677
01:10:40,200 --> 01:10:42,533
这个感觉城市赛已经取得了亚军啊

1678
01:10:42,533 --> 01:10:44,266
打不打这个游戏已经无所谓了

1679
01:10:44,266 --> 01:10:45,399
但是说这个为什么

1680
01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:46,866
倒闭倒就一直玩呢

1681
01:10:46,866 --> 01:10:47,999
因为我一直没衣服

1682
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:49,800
然后我就一直玩然后我一直往上进

1683
01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:51,566
前一只猫什么一只猫

1684
01:10:51,666 --> 01:10:54,466
刚醒你要给我唱回那个奶味的一只猫

1685
01:10:54,466 --> 01:10:55,299
别一只猫了

1686
01:10:55,300 --> 01:10:56,533
怎么怎么我醒了

1687
01:10:56,533 --> 01:11:00,099
怎么这么突然呢我就感觉独孤求败

1688
01:11:00,133 --> 01:11:01,199
对独孤求败

1689
01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:03,766
现在站在你面前的是2022年夏季赛

1690
01:11:03,766 --> 01:11:05,999
哈哈哈哈哈不行不行

1691
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:09,700
现在站在你面前的是202ML夏季赛

1692
01:11:10,533 --> 01:11:14,499
每一场的准时收看着2022IBL秋季赛的

1693
01:11:14,666 --> 01:11:16,566
呃这个狂热粉丝

1694
01:11:16,600 --> 01:11:20,700
2021深渊的这个这个这个呃线下票购买

1695
01:11:20,700 --> 01:11:23,700
但是却没去着2022年的这个

1696
01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:26,000
夏季赛的这个这个这个呃

1697
01:11:26,400 --> 01:11:28,200
呃呃m y c小子

1698
01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:29,933
哈哈跟我都没什么关系

1699
01:11:29,933 --> 01:11:31,266
我只是一个观众啊

1700
01:11:31,333 --> 01:11:32,799
啥时候饥荒来着

1701
01:11:32,800 --> 01:11:35,000
饥荒的话得啊

1702
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:36,200
那个帽子做完

1703
01:11:36,266 --> 01:11:38,399
不得不提的就是宣传一下饥荒啊大家

1704
01:11:38,400 --> 01:11:41,333
这个饥荒现在是8月9号之前吧

1705
01:11:41,333 --> 01:11:45,599
还是联机版12块钱平时低了平时低了

1706
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:47,900
建议还是可以现在买一下正好

1707
01:11:47,900 --> 01:11:48,766
饥荒打折吗

1708
01:11:48,766 --> 01:11:49,966
就是为了主播

1709
01:11:50,300 --> 01:11:53,300
他知道主播没买饥荒他真的连夜打折

1710
01:11:53,300 --> 01:11:54,200
我真的哭死

1711
01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:55,533
好吧谁要听的

1712
01:11:55,533 --> 01:11:56,466
一只猫啊

1713
01:11:57,400 --> 01:12:00,400
快乐星猫怎么还有阿蒙本体啊

1714
01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:02,366
哈哈哈哎

1715
01:12:02,366 --> 01:12:04,666
为什么还有阿蒙本体啊

1716
01:12:04,733 --> 01:12:06,766
怎么有这么多阿蒙家族的人

1717
01:12:06,766 --> 01:12:08,399
你们你们怎么回事啊

1718
01:12:08,400 --> 01:12:10,600
你们是天底之星的分身吗

1719
01:12:21,133 --> 01:12:27,099
我是一只猫快乐的星猫

1720
01:12:27,100 --> 01:12:30,100
周围冒气泡

1721
01:12:30,866 --> 01:12:32,866
音乐的符号

1722
01:12:33,133 --> 01:12:36,099
我是一只猫

1723
01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:39,000
带给你热闹

1724
01:12:39,066 --> 01:12:44,999
一起来舞蹈喵你快乐就好

1725
01:12:45,866 --> 01:12:46,666
嗷

1726
01:12:47,300 --> 01:12:52,400
我的身体摇摇嘴巴翘翘

1727
01:12:53,200 --> 01:12:58,400
我是快乐星猫不睡懒觉

1728
01:12:58,533 --> 01:13:04,666
身边阳光围绕闻到快乐的味道

1729
01:13:05,333 --> 01:13:10,266
一起大声叫喵喵喵

1730
01:13:11,200 --> 01:13:16,600
我的耳朵听到你的心跳

1731
01:13:17,200 --> 01:13:22,500
请你给我拥抱心是城堡

1732
01:13:22,566 --> 01:13:28,666
舞台星光闪让我们唱唱又跳跳

1733
01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:34,000
一起大声叫喵喵喵

1734
01:13:34,500 --> 01:13:40,566
我是一只猫快乐的星猫

1735
01:13:40,566 --> 01:13:43,599
周围冒气泡

1736
01:13:44,366 --> 01:13:46,333
音乐的符号

1737
01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:49,600
我是一只猫

1738
01:13:50,300 --> 01:13:52,533
带给你热闹

1739
01:13:52,533 --> 01:13:55,499
一起来舞蹈

1740
01:13:56,266 --> 01:13:58,599
你快乐就好

1741
01:13:59,700 --> 01:14:00,500
啊

1742
01:14:01,700 --> 01:14:03,666
那个卧槽爹就是大坑

1743
01:14:03,666 --> 01:14:06,199
那个卧槽爹是大坑爹

1744
01:14:16,766 --> 01:14:19,799
不过阿蒙其实是系家族的姓氏吧

1745
01:14:20,300 --> 01:14:21,766
这是家族盛世吧

1746
01:14:21,766 --> 01:14:24,066
后面再挂一个是好像有点奇怪

1747
01:14:27,266 --> 01:14:30,133
我是一只猫

1748
01:14:31,566 --> 01:14:38,966
二下你闹我自信自豪还有点骄傲

1749
01:14:38,966 --> 01:14:48,066
我是一只猫大儿学你闹快乐没烦恼

1750
01:14:48,766 --> 01:14:50,999
永远不会老

1751
01:14:51,066 --> 01:14:59,999
我是一只猫快乐的星猫周围冒气泡

1752
01:15:00,766 --> 01:15:02,866
音乐的符号

1753
01:15:03,300 --> 01:15:11,966
我是一只猫带给你热闹一起来舞蹈

1754
01:15:12,733 --> 01:15:15,099
你快乐就好

1755
01:15:21,800 --> 01:15:23,766
可以了感觉我好像醒了吧

1756
01:15:23,766 --> 01:15:25,866
现在醒了原来是真没睡醒啊

1757
01:15:25,866 --> 01:15:27,599
原来天女星说的是真的

1758
01:15:27,800 --> 01:15:29,133
我当时我还怼他

1759
01:15:29,133 --> 01:15:29,666
我说

1760
01:15:29,666 --> 01:15:31,999
我说我说你怎么知道我睡醒什么样

1761
01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:32,933
不睡醒什么样

1762
01:15:32,933 --> 01:15:34,866
考不好老子就是今天可爱

1763
01:15:34,933 --> 01:15:37,133
我不该怼他了我给我爹道歉

1764
01:15:37,133 --> 01:15:37,866
对不起对不起

1765
01:15:37,866 --> 01:15:39,466
原来真是没睡醒啊

1766
01:15:39,600 --> 01:15:40,800
我不知道呀

1767
01:15:41,300 --> 01:15:43,166
就刚才那个吓了我一跳

1768
01:15:43,166 --> 01:15:45,366
就像那个小孩被掩住了的时候

1769
01:15:45,466 --> 01:15:45,966
大家知道

1770
01:15:45,966 --> 01:15:48,299
有的时候小时候会做梦魇那种感觉吧

1771
01:15:48,300 --> 01:15:49,500
有有那种梦魇

1772
01:15:49,700 --> 01:15:51,700
然后你你就得吓他一下

1773
01:15:51,700 --> 01:15:52,966
我记得特别清楚

1774
01:15:52,966 --> 01:15:54,333
我妈妈就是拿这个下

1775
01:15:54,333 --> 01:15:55,666
我小时候一直打嗝

1776
01:15:55,733 --> 01:15:56,299
一直打嗝

1777
01:15:56,300 --> 01:15:58,300
我就哭着跟妈妈说妈妈怎么办

1778
01:15:58,300 --> 01:16:00,533
然后我妈妈忽然掏了一下兜说

1779
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:03,133
我兜里少了5块钱是不是你拿的

1780
01:16:03,133 --> 01:16:03,999
是不是你偷的

1781
01:16:04,100 --> 01:16:06,200
然后我就被他吓了一跳

1782
01:16:06,300 --> 01:16:08,666
我说我才没有偷东西呢

1783
01:16:08,666 --> 01:16:11,066
我才没有偷东西呢你污蔑我

1784
01:16:11,066 --> 01:16:12,666
然后我就急急哭了

1785
01:16:12,666 --> 01:16:15,399
非常急啊很急很急但是别急别急

1786
01:16:15,933 --> 01:16:17,933
然后然后他就看着我哭了一会

1787
01:16:17,933 --> 01:16:19,133
就一直在这在这说

1788
01:16:19,133 --> 01:16:20,499
我说了一会之后忽然说

1789
01:16:20,500 --> 01:16:22,533
你看你现在不打嗝了吧我说呃

1790
01:16:24,400 --> 01:16:25,200
呃

1791
01:16:26,400 --> 01:16:28,266
呃呃呃呃

1792
01:16:28,400 --> 01:16:30,200
他说哎呀这个这个

1793
01:16:30,400 --> 01:16:32,400
一直打嗝的话转移一下注意力啊

1794
01:16:32,400 --> 01:16:34,533
下一下就好了下一下就好哈哈哈

1795
01:16:34,533 --> 01:16:35,533
我感觉我没睡醒

1796
01:16:35,533 --> 01:16:37,599
好像也是刚才那个手机滑了一下

1797
01:16:37,600 --> 01:16:39,566
然后然后我我就吓了一跳

1798
01:16:39,566 --> 01:16:41,099
然后就就醒了

1799
01:16:41,466 --> 01:16:43,566
所以大家以后感觉我嗓子不对劲的话

1800
01:16:43,566 --> 01:16:45,566
你们你们要不还是下下一下我吧

1801
01:16:45,566 --> 01:16:48,199
要不下一下我开倒别倒了别倒了

1802
01:16:48,366 --> 01:16:50,399
昨天晚上半夜啊倒了一下

1803
01:16:50,400 --> 01:16:51,900
然后这个这个这个

1804
01:16:52,066 --> 01:16:53,466
玩一会二逼倒啊

1805
01:16:54,700 --> 01:16:56,200
我参悟出了一个东西

1806
01:16:56,200 --> 01:16:58,733
就是那个大订单经验模样

1807
01:16:58,933 --> 01:17:00,799
那个大订单经验模样

1808
01:17:00,933 --> 01:17:02,299
如果大家能熬夜的话

1809
01:17:02,300 --> 01:17:03,766
推荐你们4点半喝

1810
01:17:03,766 --> 01:17:05,333
然后把材料备好

1811
01:17:05,333 --> 01:17:07,199
把所有的这个东西全备好

1812
01:17:07,200 --> 01:17:08,200
备好了之后

1813
01:17:08,733 --> 01:17:10,099
你再去你再去搞

1814
01:17:10,200 --> 01:17:12,500
下次骗你说大白要退钱

1815
01:17:12,500 --> 01:17:13,866
他又不可能退的

1816
01:17:14,100 --> 01:17:14,800
你你吓我

1817
01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:15,666
没用的

1818
01:17:16,666 --> 01:17:17,999
你下午没用得

1819
01:17:18,566 --> 01:17:21,299
得剑走偏锋啊

1820
01:17:21,666 --> 01:17:22,866
得剑走偏锋

1821
01:17:22,866 --> 01:17:25,566
我又不是没被退过牌根本没在怕人家

1822
01:17:26,166 --> 01:17:28,566
半夜4点多家族泡澡

1823
01:17:28,566 --> 01:17:30,666
对呀蹭两天多棒呀

1824
01:17:30,666 --> 01:17:31,366
对两天

1825
01:17:31,366 --> 01:17:33,733
连续两天订单就只用喝一瓶了

1826
01:17:33,733 --> 01:17:35,733
感觉就很划算啊

1827
01:17:35,733 --> 01:17:37,733
我没反应过来我3点钟喝的

1828
01:17:37,733 --> 01:17:39,366
我3点喝完我才知道的

1829
01:17:39,866 --> 01:17:41,566
欢迎帅猴子欢迎馨儿

1830
01:17:41,566 --> 01:17:42,966
可是太子会退钱

1831
01:17:42,966 --> 01:17:45,066
你真的会吗你真的会吗

1832
01:17:47,400 --> 01:17:50,100
还有就是下一个衣服给大家涂透一下

1833
01:17:50,100 --> 01:17:51,666
虽然泳装还没做完呢

1834
01:17:51,666 --> 01:17:53,733
但是给大家透一下下一个衣服

1835
01:17:54,066 --> 01:17:55,899
下一个衣服的话是

1836
01:17:57,900 --> 01:18:01,400
搭肩搭马尾跟散发双发型

1837
01:18:01,766 --> 01:18:05,599
外套加上高领衬衫短裤

1838
01:18:05,766 --> 01:18:08,199
嗯就是穿裤子了

1839
01:18:08,200 --> 01:18:09,600
主播终于不是

1840
01:18:09,666 --> 01:18:12,699
不是穿那种宽宽松松的贴身蓬蓬裙了

1841
01:18:12,700 --> 01:18:13,500
我

1842
01:18:14,600 --> 01:18:16,100
要穿裤子了

1843
01:18:16,866 --> 01:18:18,099
都给你剧透完了

1844
01:18:18,100 --> 01:18:20,400
米烟太太这不好办

1845
01:18:21,533 --> 01:18:22,933
都没有给我剧透完了

1846
01:18:22,933 --> 01:18:25,499
走的是那种华贵优雅的风格

1847
01:18:25,500 --> 01:18:28,000
可能会比这个稍微成熟一点点

1848
01:18:28,066 --> 01:18:29,999
可能会比幼年期的咪

1849
01:18:30,100 --> 01:18:32,000
稍微成熟一点点啊

1850
01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:33,166
但是不是很多

1851
01:18:33,500 --> 01:18:35,500
嗯我会让老师尽量去

1852
01:18:35,666 --> 01:18:37,166
保留这个五官比例

1853
01:18:37,166 --> 01:18:39,133
跟长相的这个感觉的

1854
01:18:39,133 --> 01:18:40,933
嗯人气发型

1855
01:18:40,933 --> 01:18:42,666
不是不是很帅的那种

1856
01:18:42,666 --> 01:18:45,166
就是那种狼尾扎个马尾辫

1857
01:18:45,166 --> 01:18:47,599
然后搭在那个肩膀上的那种

1858
01:18:47,800 --> 01:18:48,933
滑轨优雅

1859
01:18:48,933 --> 01:18:51,399
燕燕的第一条裤子对着对着

1860
01:18:51,400 --> 01:18:54,800
燕燕我终于可以穿裤子直播了

1861
01:18:54,800 --> 01:18:57,800
燕燕我对裤子有着美好的畅想对吧

1862
01:18:57,800 --> 01:18:58,400
俗话说得

1863
01:18:58,400 --> 01:18:59,800
好酷酷飞飞

1864
01:18:59,933 --> 01:19:01,199
不能酷酷飞飞了

1865
01:19:01,200 --> 01:19:02,266
这样就行了

1866
01:19:02,900 --> 01:19:04,966
什么时候从轮椅上站起来

1867
01:19:04,966 --> 01:19:06,366
我一直都是站着的

1868
01:19:06,366 --> 01:19:08,599
就每天都站着给大家直播的

1869
01:19:10,100 --> 01:19:12,700
谢谢平神的牛蛙

1870
01:19:12,700 --> 01:19:15,366
酋长说这话好油腻啊好油腻啊

1871
01:19:15,366 --> 01:19:17,333
这个这个就是那种那种那种

1872
01:19:17,866 --> 01:19:20,133
哈哈哈昨天看了一个同

1873
01:19:20,133 --> 01:19:22,366
事之间的那个什么油腻对话

1874
01:19:22,366 --> 01:19:23,466
然后这个这个

1875
01:19:23,466 --> 01:19:24,733
写写笔记啊

1876
01:19:24,733 --> 01:19:28,166
写笔小红书集美小红书姐妹写的笔记

1877
01:19:28,333 --> 01:19:30,199
考了个蛋糕发朋友圈

1878
01:19:30,200 --> 01:19:32,100
结果不是很熟的这个同事

1879
01:19:32,100 --> 01:19:33,466
就给他发消息说啊

1880
01:19:33,500 --> 01:19:36,366
蛋糕考的不错呀然后附带一个那种

1881
01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:39,466
那种流氓坏笑的那种表情

1882
01:19:39,466 --> 01:19:40,999
蛋糕可乐真不错呀

1883
01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:43,166
可惜我不在单位没有口福

1884
01:19:43,166 --> 01:19:45,266
然后这个这个这个女生说

1885
01:19:45,333 --> 01:19:47,866
呃谢谢你在单位也轮不到你

1886
01:19:47,866 --> 01:19:48,899
哈哈哈

1887
01:19:48,900 --> 01:19:51,900
我什么时候要能这么说话就好了

1888
01:19:51,900 --> 01:19:52,900
感觉好爽啊

1889
01:19:52,900 --> 01:19:55,266
看那种怼人的那种消息就觉得好爽

1890
01:19:55,266 --> 01:19:56,499
好爽啊真的

1891
01:19:57,200 --> 01:19:59,200
说出了我不敢说的话

1892
01:19:59,200 --> 01:20:02,133
好多时候都是看那种那种比较爽的

1893
01:20:02,133 --> 01:20:04,099
哎呀老上次让你加班

1894
01:20:04,100 --> 01:20:06,666
然后你去怎么巧妙把他怼回去之类的

1895
01:20:06,666 --> 01:20:08,533
但是生活里面我就不敢这么说

1896
01:20:08,533 --> 01:20:09,666
太懦弱了

1897
01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:12,366
米艳密呀你根本没有勇气

1898
01:20:12,366 --> 01:20:13,733
你到底在哪里

1899
01:20:14,500 --> 01:20:15,000
我发现

1900
01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:17,966
就是我我我那个什么我网不卡的时候

1901
01:20:17,966 --> 01:20:19,966
然后大家就都不发弹幕啊

1902
01:20:19,966 --> 01:20:20,966
没有一条弹幕

1903
01:20:20,966 --> 01:20:23,499
就谁也不说话就听着我在这一直说

1904
01:20:23,800 --> 01:20:26,400
大家那个等我卡了的时候大家都

1905
01:20:26,500 --> 01:20:28,966
发弹幕发的很急切呀

1906
01:20:28,966 --> 01:20:30,599
我也不太明白是为什么

1907
01:20:30,600 --> 01:20:31,500
就是可能

1908
01:20:31,500 --> 01:20:33,366
可能主播还是有点那个什么的

1909
01:20:33,366 --> 01:20:36,133
昨天被人被人讲问说那个

1910
01:20:36,466 --> 01:20:38,799
进100级了我好厉害喵

1911
01:20:38,800 --> 01:20:39,933
好厉害喵

1912
01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:43,533
这个通行证卡的时间特别的紧

1913
01:20:43,566 --> 01:20:44,533
你说我这种

1914
01:20:44,533 --> 01:20:45,999
每天都全勤直播

1915
01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:47,666
每天任务都能做完的人

1916
01:20:47,666 --> 01:20:48,466
然后他

1917
01:20:48,566 --> 01:20:51,533
他就给我留了3天的时间你知道吧

1918
01:20:51,600 --> 01:20:53,933
他就给我留了3天的时间

1919
01:20:56,166 --> 01:20:58,533
但是我每天我不会分享节目单

1920
01:20:58,533 --> 01:21:00,899
所以每5天就亏一集

1921
01:21:01,166 --> 01:21:03,533
一集的话大概是20多经验

1922
01:21:03,533 --> 01:21:04,399
就相当于

1923
01:21:04,533 --> 01:21:07,599
就算你每天都拉满全勤去做这个任务

1924
01:21:07,600 --> 01:21:09,866
最多最多也就给自己剩下个

1925
01:21:09,900 --> 01:21:13,066
4天半到5天半左右的时间吧

1926
01:21:13,300 --> 01:21:15,866
他就他就很卡你知道吧哎

1927
01:21:15,866 --> 01:21:17,366
s c显示牌子

1928
01:21:17,666 --> 01:21:18,799
但我这边不显示

1929
01:21:18,800 --> 01:21:21,000
主播端不显示牌子看不到你

1930
01:21:22,800 --> 01:21:26,600
谢谢谢谢我的大m酱的s e喵

1931
01:21:26,600 --> 01:21:28,600
谢谢金色s e阿里嘎达

1932
01:21:28,666 --> 01:21:32,333
关注喵喵喵关注喵喵喵谢谢喵

1933
01:21:32,333 --> 01:21:34,066
呼叫你阿里嘎达喵

1934
01:21:34,566 --> 01:21:35,899
刚说到哪来着

1935
01:21:35,900 --> 01:21:39,100
我说有人昨天有人问我说说主播主播

1936
01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:40,566
这个看看你的直播

1937
01:21:40,566 --> 01:21:42,399
觉得这个哎呀你的这个这个

1938
01:21:42,400 --> 01:21:43,766
思维能力好强

1939
01:21:43,766 --> 01:21:45,266
什么这个这个

1940
01:21:45,266 --> 01:21:46,966
哎呀我都被他夸不好意思

1941
01:21:46,966 --> 01:21:48,899
首先先说一下不好意思谢谢你夸我

1942
01:21:48,900 --> 01:21:51,200
然后就是你爱思维能力好强

1943
01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:53,200
然后但是就是你这种节目效果

1944
01:21:53,200 --> 01:21:54,333
这种方式的话

1945
01:21:54,333 --> 01:21:56,933
会不会就有一些受众就比较少呢

1946
01:21:56,933 --> 01:21:57,466
会不会就

1947
01:21:57,466 --> 01:21:59,533
有些人就是觉得你这种没有那么好

1948
01:21:59,533 --> 01:22:00,566
看来我找一下吧

1949
01:22:00,566 --> 01:22:01,766
我有点忘了他

1950
01:22:01,933 --> 01:22:03,666
说的那个具体的那个话了

1951
01:22:03,666 --> 01:22:04,533
让我来看一下

1952
01:22:04,533 --> 01:22:06,066
你别急啊你别急

1953
01:22:06,366 --> 01:22:08,399
就是他觉得有没有想过

1954
01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:10,133
这个直播的受众人群啊

1955
01:22:10,133 --> 01:22:13,799
他觉得我这种接连不断的这个玩梗

1956
01:22:13,800 --> 01:22:16,533
然后可能会对观众的这个体

1957
01:22:16,533 --> 01:22:19,099
体验有很大的一个压迫感吗

1958
01:22:19,100 --> 01:22:22,266
他觉得就是观众成绩是直播吗

1959
01:22:22,266 --> 01:22:24,399
但是很多就是比较想黑听啊

1960
01:22:24,400 --> 01:22:26,566
或者说想挂着当个工作应当

1961
01:22:26,566 --> 01:22:28,399
个背背景的可能他就

1962
01:22:28,500 --> 01:22:29,466
不会那么花

1963
01:22:29,466 --> 01:22:31,599
心思来听我到底说了些什么

1964
01:22:31,600 --> 01:22:32,966
他只是只想有一个

1965
01:22:33,166 --> 01:22:35,266
比较好听的一个不管什么语言的

1966
01:22:35,266 --> 01:22:36,899
就类似于那种轻语啊之类

1967
01:22:36,900 --> 01:22:38,066
其实我也有的时候

1968
01:22:38,166 --> 01:22:39,966
开了一个视频然后就一直不放

1969
01:22:39,966 --> 01:22:41,099
其实我都听了10遍了

1970
01:22:41,100 --> 01:22:42,700
我还没听明白他到底在说什么

1971
01:22:42,700 --> 01:22:44,333
就是这种这种觉得吧

1972
01:22:44,333 --> 01:22:46,766
他会不会觉得就是大家会更喜欢

1973
01:22:46,766 --> 01:22:49,366
尤其在工作日的白天啊就可能

1974
01:22:49,400 --> 01:22:51,266
要不要改变一下这种直播风格

1975
01:22:51,266 --> 01:22:53,366
因为大家一般都是边工作边摸摸鱼

1976
01:22:53,366 --> 01:22:54,266
听一下吗

1977
01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:57,400
没嫩多时间去听我说话然后就

1978
01:22:57,800 --> 01:22:59,133
可能就跟不上话题

1979
01:22:59,133 --> 01:23:01,566
话题转的太快了需要全情去投入

1980
01:23:01,566 --> 01:23:02,766
像讲课一样

1981
01:23:02,800 --> 01:23:03,966
会不会新观众

1982
01:23:03,966 --> 01:23:05,866
就不太好融入这个直播间

1983
01:23:05,866 --> 01:23:07,566
进来之后觉得都是那几个人在发

1984
01:23:07,566 --> 01:23:08,799
弹幕都蓝字紫字

1985
01:23:08,800 --> 01:23:10,200
就比如说大家进来啊

1986
01:23:10,200 --> 01:23:11,000
润了润了

1987
01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:12,333
这高能榜正哈人

1988
01:23:12,333 --> 01:23:13,999
走走走走走就这种感觉吧

1989
01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:15,466
就会不会有这种这种

1990
01:23:15,666 --> 01:23:17,466
这种感觉昨天就我想了一下

1991
01:23:17,466 --> 01:23:18,599
欢迎冉冉中午好

1992
01:23:18,600 --> 01:23:19,500
中午好冉冉

1993
01:23:21,266 --> 01:23:22,966
我手机也看不着牌子

1994
01:23:22,966 --> 01:23:25,733
别急别急没有什么赛季通行证

1995
01:23:26,300 --> 01:23:27,733
欢迎大王超可爱

1996
01:23:27,866 --> 01:23:28,933
中午好捏

1997
01:23:29,366 --> 01:23:31,799
就大家觉得这方面的反馈的话

1998
01:23:31,800 --> 01:23:34,366
虽然我我自己觉得就是可能

1999
01:23:34,500 --> 01:23:35,300
呃

2000
01:23:36,300 --> 01:23:38,700
路线这个问题就是我也没有后悔过吗

2001
01:23:38,700 --> 01:23:41,266
因为做自己被喜欢是最好的对吧

2002
01:23:41,266 --> 01:23:43,466
百变怪喜欢当皮卡丘

2003
01:23:43,500 --> 01:23:45,166
他也喜欢当小火龙

2004
01:23:45,166 --> 01:23:48,899
但是百变怪最开心的时候是做他自己

2005
01:23:50,100 --> 01:23:51,666
还有橙子在呢在呢

2006
01:23:51,666 --> 01:23:53,333
这是又被说数人社会的意思吧

2007
01:23:53,333 --> 01:23:54,199
也不是吧

2008
01:23:54,400 --> 01:23:55,600
耶耶我好伤心

2009
01:23:55,600 --> 01:23:57,600
我们小区停电停水停燃气一整天

2010
01:23:57,600 --> 01:23:59,000
然后要不要出去

2011
01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:00,733
出去找个民宿啥住一

2012
01:24:00,733 --> 01:24:02,599
下吧这个天停电的话

2013
01:24:02,766 --> 01:24:04,699
停电有点太遭罪了吧

2014
01:24:05,200 --> 01:24:06,400
刚才榜87人啊

2015
01:24:06,400 --> 01:24:07,100
走了走了

2016
01:24:07,100 --> 01:24:09,000
橙子什么时候才能站起来了

2017
01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:10,800
来了什么小火龙

2018
01:24:10,800 --> 01:24:13,266
烟人都被说是饭圈别急

2019
01:24:13,300 --> 01:24:14,100
这个这个

2020
01:24:14,100 --> 01:24:16,300
不了解烟烟人的人对吧这个

2021
01:24:16,300 --> 01:24:18,600
不了解时诋毁米烟

2022
01:24:18,800 --> 01:24:20,700
成熟时诋毁米烟

2023
01:24:20,700 --> 01:24:23,266
诋毁跟诋毁之间只差一字之差呀

2024
01:24:23,266 --> 01:24:25,066
但是是你心态的转变好吧

2025
01:24:25,066 --> 01:24:25,966
哈哈哈

2026
01:24:25,966 --> 01:24:28,599
这下真是这个这个这个这个那个

2027
01:24:28,600 --> 01:24:29,966
幼年期诋毁米烟

2028
01:24:29,966 --> 01:24:31,066
成熟期诋毁米烟

2029
01:24:31,066 --> 01:24:33,066
发展期诋毁米烟啊这个

2030
01:24:33,366 --> 01:24:35,266
米烟他直播的时候你诋毁米烟

2031
01:24:35,266 --> 01:24:37,333
米烟下播之后你诋毁米烟是吧

2032
01:24:37,333 --> 01:24:40,966
米烟这个毁了米烟的这个大主播梦

2033
01:24:41,333 --> 01:24:42,766
哈哈哈这什么梗啊

2034
01:24:42,766 --> 01:24:44,766
这么米线主播怎么今天什么都玩

2035
01:24:44,766 --> 01:24:45,933
我真不好说了

2036
01:24:45,966 --> 01:24:47,933
复活赛带走米燕啊对吧

2037
01:24:47,933 --> 01:24:49,333
下辈子当米燕的爹吧

2038
01:24:49,333 --> 01:24:50,133
嗯

2039
01:24:50,600 --> 01:24:51,866
别急别急

2040
01:24:51,866 --> 01:24:54,566
家里住27楼你要不下楼你就别回来

2041
01:24:54,566 --> 01:24:57,533
拿好家里的细软拿好这个自己的证件

2042
01:24:57,533 --> 01:24:59,166
拿好自己手机充电器

2043
01:24:59,300 --> 01:25:01,566
出去出去住个房房间吧

2044
01:25:01,566 --> 01:25:03,266
出去开个房待一下吧

2045
01:25:03,266 --> 01:25:04,366
早上好呢

2046
01:25:04,766 --> 01:25:06,199
早上好吉火老师

2047
01:25:06,200 --> 01:25:07,300
早上好

2048
01:25:08,266 --> 01:25:10,199
早上好结果老师我吃卤味

2049
01:25:10,200 --> 01:25:12,066
把自己嗓子吃吃嘎了

2050
01:25:12,300 --> 01:25:14,466
复活赛打赢美颜网吧

2051
01:25:14,466 --> 01:25:16,866
网吧太吵了网吧太吵了

2052
01:25:17,066 --> 01:25:19,933
主办又不是钱总不能所有人都喜欢吧

2053
01:25:19,933 --> 01:25:22,933
钱有喜欢高低高低之分的

2054
01:25:22,933 --> 01:25:24,866
我已经拿好艳艳的例牌了

2055
01:25:24,866 --> 01:25:26,766
这就是我的全部家长啊

2056
01:25:26,866 --> 01:25:28,533
哎呀真的吗

2057
01:25:28,600 --> 01:25:30,966
那那还有点不好意思呢

2058
01:25:32,166 --> 01:25:34,166
那那还有点不好意思啊

2059
01:25:34,200 --> 01:25:35,733
那个不太好吧

2060
01:25:35,733 --> 01:25:37,333
那你记得拿充电器

2061
01:25:37,333 --> 01:25:40,366
要不然的话很难跟群友保持联系

2062
01:25:40,366 --> 01:25:42,999
然后一一起跟他们交个大钱

2063
01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:44,966
你拿着充电器啊记得

2064
01:25:45,466 --> 01:25:47,999
主播的嗓子有点脆弱哎呀我

2065
01:25:48,000 --> 01:25:49,866
吃卤味把自己吃嘎了

2066
01:25:50,300 --> 01:25:51,700
我就是那种

2067
01:25:51,800 --> 01:25:54,266
我就一直想着周黑鸭的那个甜辣味

2068
01:25:54,266 --> 01:25:56,066
黑鸭味他应该是甜的吧

2069
01:25:56,133 --> 01:25:57,066
我那个卤味

2070
01:25:57,066 --> 01:25:59,399
除了加了两包那个卤水包之外

2071
01:25:59,400 --> 01:26:01,866
我还自己往里面加了3勺生抽

2072
01:26:02,066 --> 01:26:04,866
3勺黄豆酱2勺甜面酱

2073
01:26:05,100 --> 01:26:09,166
然后6小勺的白糖和两大把的冰糖

2074
01:26:09,166 --> 01:26:10,966
结果还是吃不出来甜味

2075
01:26:10,966 --> 01:26:13,199
我就急了你知道吧我就急了

2076
01:26:13,300 --> 01:26:15,600
急了之后就是又抓了一把那个冰糖

2077
01:26:15,600 --> 01:26:16,200
煮完了之后

2078
01:26:16,200 --> 01:26:18,766
结果我发现他冷了之后就特别甜

2079
01:26:18,766 --> 01:26:21,766
甜味都在那个煮出来那个东西里面啊

2080
01:26:21,766 --> 01:26:24,966
之后就让我感觉到很很很无语

2081
01:26:25,066 --> 01:26:25,866
嫩甜死人

2082
01:26:25,866 --> 01:26:27,099
欢迎欢迎清秋

2083
01:26:28,400 --> 01:26:29,866
所以大家就

2084
01:26:30,600 --> 01:26:33,100
千万在你不太做炖菜的时候

2085
01:26:33,100 --> 01:26:33,900
你不要上手

2086
01:26:33,900 --> 01:26:36,600
就卤那一大锅的那种那种那种菜

2087
01:26:36,933 --> 01:26:38,266
真的因为这种东西

2088
01:26:38,266 --> 01:26:39,766
它热的时候跟它冷的时候

2089
01:26:39,766 --> 01:26:40,866
它不是一个味道

2090
01:26:40,866 --> 01:26:41,999
它真的不是一个味道

2091
01:26:42,000 --> 01:26:43,400
尤其你放隔夜了之后

2092
01:26:43,400 --> 01:26:44,666
它又又不是一个味道

2093
01:26:44,666 --> 01:26:46,766
你放完冰箱冷藏它又变了一个味道

2094
01:26:46,900 --> 01:26:48,533
千万千万不要再腻

2095
01:26:48,733 --> 01:26:50,666
就没有做明白炖菜的时候

2096
01:26:50,666 --> 01:26:52,566
你去你去做这个卤味

2097
01:26:52,666 --> 01:26:54,599
因为我是拿大蒸锅炖的

2098
01:26:54,600 --> 01:26:56,166
大概5斤你知道吧

2099
01:26:56,266 --> 01:26:59,766
可能连水带锅加起来都得8斤多了

2100
01:26:59,766 --> 01:27:02,166
里干料的话起码也得有个

2101
01:27:02,600 --> 01:27:03,766
4斤半左右吧

2102
01:27:03,766 --> 01:27:06,166
这个量就巨大很难很难掌握

2103
01:27:06,466 --> 01:27:08,966
番茄炒蛋都要放糖的人这样的

2104
01:27:08,966 --> 01:27:09,566
我就这样

2105
01:27:09,566 --> 01:27:11,199
我就本来我就想

2106
01:27:11,333 --> 01:27:13,266
清理一下家里边的那个鸡腿

2107
01:27:13,266 --> 01:27:15,166
对吧不吃白不吃你知道吧

2108
01:27:15,400 --> 01:27:16,700
不吃白不吃

2109
01:27:16,700 --> 01:27:19,566
那个鸡腿是这边最便宜的肉

2110
01:27:19,566 --> 01:27:22,399
大概一斤也就个三刀左右吧

2111
01:27:22,400 --> 01:27:23,733
一斤就三刀

2112
01:27:23,966 --> 01:27:25,333
哎也不能说最便宜吧

2113
01:27:25,333 --> 01:27:26,499
就是就是还好

2114
01:27:26,566 --> 01:27:28,699
买其他的肉的话可能就是一磅

2115
01:27:28,700 --> 01:27:30,066
他要个八九刀

2116
01:27:30,066 --> 01:27:32,566
但鸡腿的话他就要两刀多就三刀

2117
01:27:32,600 --> 01:27:35,166
就一一磅半左右大概750克

2118
01:27:35,500 --> 01:27:37,133
就特别特别的便宜

2119
01:27:37,133 --> 01:27:38,533
我就想着把它翻出来吧

2120
01:27:38,533 --> 01:27:41,133
因为老放在冰箱里面冻了化化了冻

2121
01:27:41,133 --> 01:27:42,133
冻了化化了冻

2122
01:27:42,133 --> 01:27:45,199
然后他就他就会有一种口水的味道

2123
01:27:45,200 --> 01:27:47,666
我就在想前两天买的吃个新鲜吧

2124
01:27:47,666 --> 01:27:48,999
不能天天囤货吧

2125
01:27:49,133 --> 01:27:50,333
我就把那个鸡腿切了

2126
01:27:50,333 --> 01:27:52,066
切了之后翻了翻冰箱啊

2127
01:27:52,066 --> 01:27:53,799
这两个卤料包不能浪费

2128
01:27:53,800 --> 01:27:54,700
干嘛呢

2129
01:27:55,400 --> 01:27:57,800
翻出来一盒猪骨头猪胫骨

2130
01:27:58,466 --> 01:27:59,866
又把那个猪胫骨加进去了

2131
01:27:59,866 --> 01:28:01,333
又翻出来一盒火锅丸子

2132
01:28:01,333 --> 01:28:03,366
想起来在国内吃的那种卤丸子

2133
01:28:03,366 --> 01:28:04,599
好像也挺好吃的

2134
01:28:04,666 --> 01:28:06,066
又加了点丸子

2135
01:28:06,066 --> 01:28:08,899
翻冰箱又翻到了这个乐乐的香菇

2136
01:28:08,900 --> 01:28:11,533
我心想香菇提鲜了然后自己吃的话

2137
01:28:11,700 --> 01:28:13,866
那个香菇丁卤肉饭里面的也挺香

2138
01:28:13,866 --> 01:28:15,133
那再切点香菇吧

2139
01:28:15,133 --> 01:28:16,966
我切了点香菇哈哈

2140
01:28:16,966 --> 01:28:18,566
看到家里面灶台上面

2141
01:28:18,566 --> 01:28:20,199
上次买的那个玉米

2142
01:28:20,200 --> 01:28:22,266
然后我就想着卤玉米好像也不错

2143
01:28:22,266 --> 01:28:23,533
那再卤点玉米吧

2144
01:28:23,700 --> 01:28:26,166
结果就塞了一大锅啊讨厌

2145
01:28:26,166 --> 01:28:28,166
我哪知道你为什么会这样

2146
01:28:28,666 --> 01:28:30,733
加大米难买吗

2147
01:28:30,766 --> 01:28:32,499
加拿大米难买吗

2148
01:28:32,500 --> 01:28:35,166
米不难买有那个各种进口的就是

2149
01:28:35,933 --> 01:28:37,066
调料啊什么的

2150
01:28:37,066 --> 01:28:39,299
都很简单都都很简单就能买到

2151
01:28:39,300 --> 01:28:40,900
但是最难的其实是什么

2152
01:28:40,900 --> 01:28:43,500
最难的其实是你去买那个

2153
01:28:44,000 --> 01:28:46,133
肉制品吧我觉得是最难的

2154
01:28:46,133 --> 01:28:48,099
但是就是就是调料这些东西

2155
01:28:48,100 --> 01:28:48,700
基本上

2156
01:28:48,700 --> 01:28:51,100
可能比国内的小超市还要全一些

2157
01:28:51,300 --> 01:28:54,200
因为他韩系的东南亚的什么的

2158
01:28:54,200 --> 01:28:55,900
就这边中超基本都有

2159
01:28:57,066 --> 01:29:00,499
不爱吃别吃别吃给我吃啊

2160
01:29:00,500 --> 01:29:01,266
那也行吧

2161
01:29:01,266 --> 01:29:03,299
炫你嘴里哈哈哈了

2162
01:29:03,300 --> 01:29:05,166
我说啊你留下了

2163
01:29:05,533 --> 01:29:06,766
他说嗯嗯

2164
01:29:06,766 --> 01:29:08,266
那个紫色头发的

2165
01:29:08,266 --> 01:29:09,999
那个深紫色头发的我留

2166
01:29:10,000 --> 01:29:11,666
了一个不寄出去了

2167
01:29:11,666 --> 01:29:13,533
有好东西都不给我留

2168
01:29:13,533 --> 01:29:15,799
先给别人胳膊肘往外拐

2169
01:29:15,800 --> 01:29:18,066
你是不是要嫁出去了我说

2170
01:29:19,466 --> 01:29:20,366
那你留着吧

2171
01:29:20,366 --> 01:29:21,799
哈哈哈不是那

2172
01:29:21,900 --> 01:29:23,100
那你留吧

2173
01:29:23,100 --> 01:29:24,533
那个不知道谁

2174
01:29:24,533 --> 01:29:25,533
不知道哪一位

2175
01:29:25,533 --> 01:29:27,066
这个收到我的快递的人

2176
01:29:27,066 --> 01:29:29,099
你的箱子里会少一个马克杯

2177
01:29:29,133 --> 01:29:32,066
别急这一对在我妈妈手里

2178
01:29:32,300 --> 01:29:34,933
我不知道是谁会收到这个少了一个的

2179
01:29:34,933 --> 01:29:36,066
这个马克杯啊

2180
01:29:36,066 --> 01:29:37,533
嗯就会出问题呢

2181
01:29:38,266 --> 01:29:42,133
我们是卡比我们一直都是胭脂卡比呀

2182
01:29:42,133 --> 01:29:43,566
哎呀让我一直说吧

2183
01:29:43,566 --> 01:29:46,166
算大家听不到的那个部分吧

2184
01:29:46,166 --> 01:29:47,133
就是听不到的部分

2185
01:29:47,133 --> 01:29:49,399
就当就当主播没带说话吧

2186
01:29:49,400 --> 01:29:52,266
因为这么卡我就被迫把嘴提下来

2187
01:29:52,266 --> 01:29:54,133
之后我就会特别影响我的状态

2188
01:29:54,133 --> 01:29:56,566
我就不看那个网络较好网络较差了

2189
01:29:56,566 --> 01:29:59,799
咱们就咱就一直说吧咱们一直说吧

2190
01:30:00,300 --> 01:30:02,400
如何评价我克制CP离婚了

2191
01:30:02,400 --> 01:30:04,133
但他们离婚了更甜

2192
01:30:05,666 --> 01:30:09,399
说明真正的感情感觉不如

2193
01:30:10,166 --> 01:30:11,733
演出来的感觉

2194
01:30:12,200 --> 01:30:13,800
感觉不如演出来的吧

2195
01:30:13,800 --> 01:30:15,400
只能说确实是感觉不如

2196
01:30:15,400 --> 01:30:17,500
不太不太不太如演出来的

2197
01:30:17,566 --> 01:30:18,733
因为演出来的

2198
01:30:18,733 --> 01:30:20,366
这个节目永远都是完美的

2199
01:30:20,366 --> 01:30:21,333
但是真正的感情

2200
01:30:21,333 --> 01:30:23,399
总是充满着各种瑕疵的

2201
01:30:24,000 --> 01:30:25,666
不会是王师傅吧

2202
01:30:26,400 --> 01:30:28,300
王师傅跟小毛毛吧

2203
01:30:28,466 --> 01:30:29,599
哎大家都知道

2204
01:30:29,600 --> 01:30:31,100
原来大家都知道啊

2205
01:30:31,566 --> 01:30:32,799
他们他们甜

2206
01:30:32,800 --> 01:30:35,000
他们生活得啥样你咋知道呢

2207
01:30:35,333 --> 01:30:37,499
好多这种这种情况呀

2208
01:30:38,400 --> 01:30:40,333
成了就没法营业了

2209
01:30:40,333 --> 01:30:42,933
你真成了之后你就没办法去

2210
01:30:43,000 --> 01:30:46,000
什么东西都排除你自己的这个情感了

2211
01:30:46,000 --> 01:30:46,800
对吧

2212
01:30:46,933 --> 01:30:49,599
但是你要是只是演只是营业的话

2213
01:30:49,666 --> 01:30:52,333
人家是有共同的目标人家做事业的

2214
01:30:52,333 --> 01:30:54,499
当然当然就很甜了呀

2215
01:30:54,600 --> 01:30:55,900
当然甜了呀

2216
01:30:59,500 --> 01:31:02,200
不过现在是不是情侣的流量还挺多的

2217
01:31:02,200 --> 01:31:03,000
呀

2218
01:31:04,766 --> 01:31:06,499
我之前老刷到一个账号

2219
01:31:06,500 --> 01:31:09,333
就是一个唱歌特别好听的一个男生

2220
01:31:09,600 --> 01:31:12,466
但是他就是体格比较健壮

2221
01:31:12,466 --> 01:31:14,266
然后他有个女朋友

2222
01:31:14,466 --> 01:31:17,866
大概是一个玩cosplay的80斤的妹子

2223
01:31:17,866 --> 01:31:19,866
然后这个男生他好像是230

2224
01:31:19,866 --> 01:31:21,466
不是240斤来着

2225
01:31:21,800 --> 01:31:23,966
他们两个人账号的那个营销的方向

2226
01:31:23,966 --> 01:31:25,099
就是就是

2227
01:31:25,500 --> 01:31:27,700
240斤的这个这个这个哥哥

2228
01:31:27,700 --> 01:31:29,166
和80斤的这个妹妹

2229
01:31:29,166 --> 01:31:30,466
然后两个人一起出镜

2230
01:31:30,466 --> 01:31:32,799
女生负责呃拿手机挡脸

2231
01:31:32,800 --> 01:31:34,533
然后长得漂亮

2232
01:31:34,566 --> 01:31:38,299
男生负责这个这个这个这个唱歌哎

2233
01:31:38,333 --> 01:31:40,299
不得不说唱的真的挺不错的

2234
01:31:40,300 --> 01:31:41,800
就挺有那个水平的

2235
01:31:41,866 --> 01:31:42,799
但是就

2236
01:31:43,666 --> 01:31:45,399
就是他自己单人的唱歌

2237
01:31:45,400 --> 01:31:46,600
视频就没有人看

2238
01:31:46,600 --> 01:31:47,866
但是两个人一起出镜

2239
01:31:47,866 --> 01:31:49,766
那种视频数据总是很好

2240
01:31:49,900 --> 01:31:51,166
我就很怀疑

2241
01:31:51,866 --> 01:31:55,066
我就很怀疑这个这个这个这个是

2242
01:31:55,333 --> 01:31:56,499
这个是真的情侣

2243
01:31:56,500 --> 01:31:58,000
还是说他只是没办法

2244
01:31:58,000 --> 01:31:59,700
他想让更多人听到自己唱歌

2245
01:31:59,700 --> 01:32:00,866
来吸引一些自己的

2246
01:32:00,866 --> 01:32:01,666
这种

2247
01:32:01,966 --> 01:32:05,566
这种这种这种粉丝念什么白等一下

2248
01:32:05,600 --> 01:32:06,200
这啥呀

2249
01:32:06,200 --> 01:32:09,533
离婚之后我每次都嗑他还好嗑哈哈哈

2250
01:32:11,133 --> 01:32:13,266
这下这下这下不得不营业了

2251
01:32:13,266 --> 01:32:15,166
只能说这下不得不营业了

2252
01:32:15,900 --> 01:32:17,666
然后在那个那个里面

2253
01:32:19,766 --> 01:32:21,733
在那个我说的那个博主账号里面

2254
01:32:21,733 --> 01:32:23,366
他自己唱歌投稿的那种

2255
01:32:23,366 --> 01:32:24,499
单人投稿的那种

2256
01:32:24,500 --> 01:32:26,333
数据都都挺惨淡的

2257
01:32:27,000 --> 01:32:29,466
只能说呃这就是信息差吧

2258
01:32:29,466 --> 01:32:32,533
他要是来当虚拟主播的话何至如此呢

2259
01:32:32,733 --> 01:32:35,166
这种评论区会非常活跃所以有流量

2260
01:32:35,166 --> 01:32:35,966
所以就是

2261
01:32:36,066 --> 01:32:37,133
争议抢的那种

2262
01:32:37,133 --> 01:32:39,066
视频现在越来越多了是吧

2263
01:32:39,266 --> 01:32:41,333
是不是得学会当一个标题党啊

2264
01:32:41,333 --> 01:32:42,166
我感觉我都

2265
01:32:42,166 --> 01:32:44,899
不好意思去下力去写这个标题

2266
01:32:45,200 --> 01:32:48,466
总是想身上有一种想伪装成正常人

2267
01:32:48,466 --> 01:32:49,866
收吧又收不住放

2268
01:32:49,866 --> 01:32:53,066
吧又放不开就那种那种异味你知道吧

2269
01:32:53,066 --> 01:32:54,999
异味异味异味太重了

2270
01:32:55,066 --> 01:32:56,366
尤其是切一些

2271
01:32:56,366 --> 01:32:59,266
就是我意想中我脑补周啊

2272
01:32:59,266 --> 01:33:00,499
我觉得v圈啊

2273
01:33:00,500 --> 01:33:03,600
传统观众就会喜欢的那种内容的时候

2274
01:33:03,600 --> 01:33:05,166
我就尤其束手束脚

2275
01:33:05,166 --> 01:33:07,199
就一边束缚一边放开

2276
01:33:07,200 --> 01:33:09,166
人家可能就炒作的都比我

2277
01:33:09,166 --> 01:33:10,333
比我放的开多了

2278
01:33:10,333 --> 01:33:11,933
然后我就觉得写这个是不好

2279
01:33:11,933 --> 01:33:13,466
写那个是不是不好

2280
01:33:13,466 --> 01:33:15,199
上不去下不来卡在这里

2281
01:33:15,200 --> 01:33:16,733
所以传统切片的这个

2282
01:33:17,066 --> 01:33:20,099
这个内容这个播放总是非常惨淡

2283
01:33:20,100 --> 01:33:21,333
但我非常不信邪

2284
01:33:21,333 --> 01:33:24,333
我宣布我下一个要切的片是我要切

2285
01:33:24,500 --> 01:33:27,466
路人进来问我是不是夹子音

2286
01:33:27,466 --> 01:33:29,699
然后我当场给他那个什么是吧

2287
01:33:29,700 --> 01:33:31,300
我当然给他还能更夹

2288
01:33:31,366 --> 01:33:33,333
夹是相对的这个是叫什么

2289
01:33:33,400 --> 01:33:35,266
呃夹夹骨相对论

2290
01:33:35,266 --> 01:33:37,899
我已经把标题起好了叫什么来着

2291
01:33:38,066 --> 01:33:39,299
等一下我写一下

2292
01:33:40,133 --> 01:33:42,999
什么夹子烟都是主播的坚持跟努力

2293
01:33:43,466 --> 01:33:47,099
对对你试试看标题主打一个正能量

2294
01:33:48,866 --> 01:33:49,899
你是

2295
01:33:50,933 --> 01:33:55,266
什么夹子烟都是主播的坚持跟努力

2296
01:33:55,266 --> 01:33:58,166
懂不懂主播坚持跟努力的含金量啊

2297
01:33:58,533 --> 01:33:59,866
那个夹子烟

2298
01:34:02,300 --> 01:34:06,700
好哥哥如果你认为人家是夹子

2299
01:34:06,700 --> 01:34:08,866
人家还可以更夹呢

2300
01:34:08,866 --> 01:34:12,366
谢谢你给我买的小风车哇

2301
01:34:16,733 --> 01:34:19,166
夹子首先是种相对而言的

2302
01:34:19,166 --> 01:34:21,133
再就是这个营业生线对吧

2303
01:34:21,133 --> 01:34:23,533
能能更夹而不选择更夹

2304
01:34:23,533 --> 01:34:24,899
这个是一种生活态度

2305
01:34:24,900 --> 01:34:25,966
你可以说我是夹子

2306
01:34:25,966 --> 01:34:28,399
但是不要否认主播的坚持跟努力

2307
01:34:28,733 --> 01:34:32,733
呃呃呃我是骆宾王哈哈哈

2308
01:34:33,733 --> 01:34:35,799
我是超级骆宾王

2309
01:34:39,200 --> 01:34:41,100
啊啊啊

2310
01:34:41,800 --> 01:34:43,333
喂喂

2311
01:34:44,333 --> 01:34:47,499
小弟弟七夕一个人啊

2312
01:34:47,500 --> 01:34:50,900
要不要跟哥哥一起来玩耍呀

2313
01:34:50,900 --> 01:34:52,200
哈哈哈哈

2314
01:34:53,500 --> 01:34:56,400
这就是来自主播的压迫感好强

2315
01:34:56,400 --> 01:34:58,133
我已经很久没有夹出过这声线

2316
01:34:58,133 --> 01:34:58,966
今天趁着嗓子

2317
01:34:58,966 --> 01:35:01,266
不好用了然后把它夹出来一下

2318
01:35:01,333 --> 01:35:02,399
这个好这个好

2319
01:35:02,400 --> 01:35:05,100
好好听的声音爱了爱了怎么样够两声

2320
01:35:05,100 --> 01:35:06,000
累了够两声

2321
01:35:06,000 --> 01:35:06,766
就喜欢这个

2322
01:35:06,766 --> 01:35:07,999
就好这口是吧

2323
01:35:08,166 --> 01:35:09,399
就好这口是吧

2324
01:35:09,866 --> 01:35:12,599
啊啊我不好说

2325
01:35:12,933 --> 01:35:14,399
七夕一个人吗

2326
01:35:14,500 --> 01:35:17,333
来跟哥哥一起玩耍吧啊

2327
01:35:17,566 --> 01:35:20,199
这个像DNF的奥兰奶奶

2328
01:35:20,200 --> 01:35:21,766
我觉得听起来像男生吧

2329
01:35:21,766 --> 01:35:22,866
这感觉得劲

2330
01:35:23,400 --> 01:35:24,966
刀疤垂杨柳是吧

2331
01:35:25,666 --> 01:35:26,299
就好这口

2332
01:35:26,300 --> 01:35:29,366
告白垂杨柳的听别的咳嗽呃就好这口

2333
01:35:29,366 --> 01:35:30,133
垂杨柳啊

2334
01:35:30,133 --> 01:35:32,099
好吧有点逆天了

2335
01:35:32,100 --> 01:35:33,366
多多少少有点逆天了

2336
01:35:33,366 --> 01:35:35,466
主播能一直用这个声线就好这口

2337
01:35:35,466 --> 01:35:37,799
这可是很贵的哎

2338
01:35:37,800 --> 01:35:39,366
谢谢华年的嗨翻全场

2339
01:35:39,366 --> 01:35:41,199
谢谢马克多加来信仰红灯

2340
01:35:41,200 --> 01:35:42,766
你阿里个抖有没有

2341
01:35:42,966 --> 01:35:44,733
有没有甜一点的声线

2342
01:35:47,700 --> 01:35:50,733
呵呵怎么能说人家是假字呢

2343
01:35:51,000 --> 01:35:53,733
人家本来天生就是体弱

2344
01:35:53,933 --> 01:35:56,699
出门都是这样说话的

2345
01:35:57,066 --> 01:35:58,699
你不能对我们

2346
01:35:58,866 --> 01:36:02,533
对我们气短的人有偏见呐

2347
01:36:02,533 --> 01:36:03,333
啊

2348
01:36:03,933 --> 01:36:04,933
啊

2349
01:36:07,700 --> 01:36:10,666
我玩甜一点剩下我只会恶心人的

2350
01:36:10,666 --> 01:36:14,366
和和和大哥哥来玩吧

2351
01:36:14,466 --> 01:36:16,999
剩下我只会这两个

2352
01:36:17,400 --> 01:36:19,000
幼猫不是幼猫啊

2353
01:36:19,000 --> 01:36:21,366
这没点呼吸道出问题了吧

2354
01:36:21,400 --> 01:36:23,600
就是一边说话一边大喘气

2355
01:36:23,600 --> 01:36:25,600
就没点呼吸道出问题了吧

2356
01:36:26,000 --> 01:36:28,933
这样说话人肺活量一天只有50毫升

2357
01:36:29,000 --> 01:36:32,900
哈哈哈跟谁学的断气唱法啊

2358
01:36:32,900 --> 01:36:34,800
就是就是跟很多v学的

2359
01:36:34,800 --> 01:36:37,733
在市场调研的时候就就感觉很多啊

2360
01:36:37,733 --> 01:36:39,333
但是电台可能更多一点

2361
01:36:39,333 --> 01:36:41,666
很多v都是都是都是这种这种感觉

2362
01:36:42,600 --> 01:36:45,566
欢迎欢迎咪呀咪呀

2363
01:36:46,100 --> 01:36:48,666
谢谢你送的粉丝团灯牌

2364
01:36:51,933 --> 01:36:54,999
然后还能刷到一些那种那种那种

2365
01:36:56,166 --> 01:36:59,266
怎么能说我是夹子呢

2366
01:36:59,500 --> 01:37:03,200
人家的声音天生就是这样的

2367
01:37:03,966 --> 01:37:09,199
啊我的腿比我的头长了10倍

2368
01:37:09,200 --> 01:37:10,700
就是p图吗

2369
01:37:11,200 --> 01:37:13,066
天生丽质难自

2370
01:37:13,066 --> 01:37:15,466
弃嫉妒我的人

2371
01:37:15,733 --> 01:37:18,699
总是露出了一些黑子的脚

2372
01:37:19,266 --> 01:37:21,366
我不能被他们打败

2373
01:37:21,766 --> 01:37:23,999
对不起大家

2374
01:37:24,200 --> 01:37:26,000
让你们失望了

2375
01:37:28,300 --> 01:37:30,533
这然后就很有可能这样

2376
01:37:30,533 --> 01:37:31,966
就很有可能这样

2377
01:37:32,533 --> 01:37:34,333
这个弱气的声音

2378
01:37:34,500 --> 01:37:37,533
跟大喘气的声音是不一样的

2379
01:37:37,666 --> 01:37:38,666
作为一个

2380
01:37:38,900 --> 01:37:42,966
上能顶天立地下能那个深入海沟的人

2381
01:37:42,966 --> 01:37:45,299
我还不知道你这声音是咋出来的吗

2382
01:37:45,366 --> 01:37:47,333
咱就别那啥了好吧

2383
01:37:47,533 --> 01:37:48,499
咱就别那啥了

2384
01:37:48,500 --> 01:37:50,133
给我听着好了我听着也累

2385
01:37:50,133 --> 01:37:50,799
欢迎大头

2386
01:37:50,800 --> 01:37:53,666
我听着都快4了哈哈哈

2387
01:37:53,666 --> 01:37:56,166
咱们就是说营业声线要有一个

2388
01:37:56,266 --> 01:37:57,266
正常的营业

2389
01:37:57,266 --> 01:37:58,866
你起码你连播个6个小时

2390
01:37:58,866 --> 01:38:00,266
你能维持一个声线不变

2391
01:38:00,266 --> 01:38:01,099
我觉得我也认可

2392
01:38:01,100 --> 01:38:03,300
这是属于你本人的声音啊你知道吧

2393
01:38:03,500 --> 01:38:04,300
要不你就借助

2394
01:38:04,300 --> 01:38:06,300
点声卡之类的微调一下自己的声音

2395
01:38:06,300 --> 01:38:07,800
我觉得这也没什么太大问题

2396
01:38:07,800 --> 01:38:10,066
但你非要搞一个这种这种

2397
01:38:10,400 --> 01:38:12,400
这种这种搭喘气的这种声音

2398
01:38:12,400 --> 01:38:15,000
然后让人听的就很很很很奇怪

2399
01:38:15,000 --> 01:38:16,366
你这做的是个什么啊

2400
01:38:16,366 --> 01:38:17,999
皮病病若没人往

2401
01:38:19,333 --> 01:38:24,133
上能顶天立地下能开天立地我的心啊

2402
01:38:25,000 --> 01:38:26,733
Miami啊是爷

2403
01:38:31,900 --> 01:38:32,866
不过不过

2404
01:38:32,866 --> 01:38:33,366
我发现

2405
01:38:33,366 --> 01:38:35,566
我当了主播之后有了一个新技能啊

2406
01:38:35,566 --> 01:38:36,366
就是就是

2407
01:38:36,533 --> 01:38:39,299
就是在尖叫的时候也能保持营业上线

2408
01:38:39,300 --> 01:38:40,500
就是被吓到的时候

2409
01:38:40,500 --> 01:38:42,333
我也能保持营业上线

2410
01:38:42,500 --> 01:38:44,333
但这个技能也有副作用啊

2411
01:38:44,333 --> 01:38:46,366
比如跟朋友出去玩的时候啊

2412
01:38:46,366 --> 01:38:48,399
就平常我都跟他们就是

2413
01:38:48,400 --> 01:38:50,333
就把嗓子压低了那么说话

2414
01:38:50,366 --> 01:38:52,766
然后人家问我啊吃冰激凌吗

2415
01:38:52,766 --> 01:38:55,466
我说嗯我吃我吃哦

2416
01:38:55,666 --> 01:38:56,899
来了来了来了

2417
01:38:56,966 --> 01:38:58,733
然后这样听起来就很正常对吧

2418
01:38:58,733 --> 01:39:00,799
就没有那种萝莉的感觉吗对吧

2419
01:39:00,800 --> 01:39:02,266
这样然后但是但是

2420
01:39:02,266 --> 01:39:04,566
如果说这个冰淇淋化了掉到我的鞋

2421
01:39:04,566 --> 01:39:07,366
上我就啊这冰淇淋还挺好吃的啊

2422
01:39:07,500 --> 01:39:08,600
然后我朋友就

2423
01:39:12,300 --> 01:39:13,100
什么动静

2424
01:39:13,366 --> 01:39:16,299
我说啊没没没没没没有

2425
01:39:16,300 --> 01:39:16,900
没有没有

2426
01:39:16,900 --> 01:39:19,800
没有没有没有别着急别着急没有没有

2427
01:39:20,500 --> 01:39:23,300
你是个锤子哈哈哈哈

2428
01:39:23,933 --> 01:39:24,766
我就跟他们说啊

2429
01:39:24,766 --> 01:39:25,933
没有没有没有没有没有

2430
01:39:25,933 --> 01:39:27,666
你你听错了你听错了

2431
01:39:27,666 --> 01:39:29,299
没有没有没有这感觉

2432
01:39:29,533 --> 01:39:32,299
我不知道为什么压低的比较好听

2433
01:39:32,300 --> 01:39:33,300
真的假的

2434
01:39:33,300 --> 01:39:35,933
朋友什么b动静啊什么b动静

2435
01:39:36,500 --> 01:39:38,766
然后然后就哎只能说

2436
01:39:40,166 --> 01:39:43,533
哎总有牺牲每个职业总有些牺牲啊

2437
01:39:43,666 --> 01:39:45,399
真的压低的好听吗

2438
01:39:46,100 --> 01:39:48,266
压低的我觉得不好听吧一般般吧

2439
01:39:48,266 --> 01:39:49,266
但是比较真实吧

2440
01:39:49,266 --> 01:39:52,133
比较像一个正常的人的声音啊

2441
01:39:53,266 --> 01:39:56,266
比如老跟那个猫妈妈发语音

2442
01:39:56,266 --> 01:39:59,133
我一跟他发语音然后有的时候我就

2443
01:39:59,666 --> 01:40:01,533
妈妈能帮我发个货吗

2444
01:40:01,533 --> 01:40:03,466
然后妈妈发个语音给我

2445
01:40:03,733 --> 01:40:06,533
干哈呀老儿子天天直播

2446
01:40:06,533 --> 01:40:09,066
咋把自己声音整成这样呢

2447
01:40:09,300 --> 01:40:10,100
我说

2448
01:40:10,566 --> 01:40:12,133
我就不说方言了

2449
01:40:12,133 --> 01:40:12,499
咋的

2450
01:40:12,500 --> 01:40:15,200
非得给你整那个方言才有那个味是吧

2451
01:40:15,200 --> 01:40:18,933
他说啊对对这是我女儿刚才那是谁呀

2452
01:40:19,333 --> 01:40:20,133
我说

2453
01:40:22,166 --> 01:40:23,566
哈哈哈

2454
01:40:25,066 --> 01:40:28,333
别当人好吗哎呀人家真的挺好听的

2455
01:40:28,333 --> 01:40:29,866
不好听不好听

2456
01:40:29,933 --> 01:40:32,566
你可以做个正太平每天压低说话别急

2457
01:40:32,566 --> 01:40:33,966
主播七夕活动开打

2458
01:40:33,966 --> 01:40:35,199
这又开打了

2459
01:40:35,500 --> 01:40:36,866
不是七夕活动咋的了

2460
01:40:36,866 --> 01:40:37,866
跟我有啥关系啊

2461
01:40:37,866 --> 01:40:38,666
七夕活动

2462
01:40:39,100 --> 01:40:40,266
我不是说提倡

2463
01:40:40,266 --> 01:40:43,499
提倡提倡那个七夕活动这个这个主播

2464
01:40:43,566 --> 01:40:45,166
主播即使谢谢你的礼物

2465
01:40:45,166 --> 01:40:46,566
也不会跟你过七夕的

2466
01:40:46,566 --> 01:40:47,766
所以这个反推来说

2467
01:40:47,766 --> 01:40:48,966
就是打的没有意义啊

2468
01:40:48,966 --> 01:40:50,566
大家大家打的没有意义

2469
01:40:50,733 --> 01:40:52,966
不是我说着不养嘎吃练

2470
01:40:52,966 --> 01:40:55,599
最后你们给我整一个七夕活动前五

2471
01:40:55,600 --> 01:40:56,866
那不是尴尬死了

2472
01:40:56,866 --> 01:40:57,799
我这辈子带着这

2473
01:40:57,800 --> 01:40:59,766
个七夕活动徽章我都说不清了

2474
01:40:59,766 --> 01:41:00,566
好吧

2475
01:41:01,266 --> 01:41:02,899
欢迎欢迎战无不克啊

2476
01:41:03,266 --> 01:41:04,499
东北喵喵

2477
01:41:04,500 --> 01:41:07,500
东北喵喵怎么了你东北喵喵怎么了你

2478
01:41:07,500 --> 01:41:08,566
你前五榜首

2479
01:41:08,566 --> 01:41:09,566
你打个榜首

2480
01:41:09,566 --> 01:41:11,866
我这辈子都跳进黄河洗不清了

2481
01:41:14,466 --> 01:41:14,766
哎呀

2482
01:41:14,766 --> 01:41:17,666
人家人家去议论你人家议论你议论你

2483
01:41:17,666 --> 01:41:18,866
哎这迷人面说啊

2484
01:41:18,866 --> 01:41:19,866
不整嘎吃店

2485
01:41:20,266 --> 01:41:21,733
我看看他的牌子

2486
01:41:21,866 --> 01:41:25,399
七夕活动榜一这个烟女妖我的天呐

2487
01:41:25,400 --> 01:41:28,066
同时嘎吃18个人帮他打活动

2488
01:41:28,066 --> 01:41:29,199
房子都卖了

2489
01:41:29,200 --> 01:41:31,466
哈哈哈你这房子真吗

2490
01:41:31,466 --> 01:41:32,733
啊假的假的

2491
01:41:32,766 --> 01:41:35,699
人家人可真叛逆带着礼物就逃之夭夭

2492
01:41:37,000 --> 01:41:39,966
来来来给唱送送给大家一首歌吧唱

2493
01:41:40,500 --> 01:41:42,733
休想逃之夭夭

2494
01:41:43,100 --> 01:41:45,133
便进入我的怀抱

2495
01:41:45,566 --> 01:41:48,599
人人扬起嘴角和骄傲

2496
01:41:49,166 --> 01:41:51,899
挣扎已是徒劳抵抗

2497
01:41:52,200 --> 01:41:55,666
我就要一招神秘的黑桃

2498
01:41:55,666 --> 01:41:58,099
我在里头吃药药

2499
01:41:58,566 --> 01:42:00,266
那个词读着嘎七

2500
01:42:00,266 --> 01:42:02,499
我知道我知道但我喜欢读嘎七

2501
01:42:02,533 --> 01:42:03,333
嘎七的话

2502
01:42:03,333 --> 01:42:05,366
听起来就是比较比较比较国民化

2503
01:42:05,366 --> 01:42:06,533
我知道读嘎七

2504
01:42:06,866 --> 01:42:07,666
那个

2505
01:42:07,700 --> 01:42:11,366
c h i的话他应该是就是日文的那个

2506
01:42:11,366 --> 01:42:12,799
吃那个c h i

2507
01:42:12,800 --> 01:42:14,166
其实读7对吧

2508
01:42:15,466 --> 01:42:16,399
我第一次知道这件事情

2509
01:42:16,400 --> 01:42:17,600
是因为我喜欢那个谁

2510
01:42:17,600 --> 01:42:18,533
我喜欢那个

2511
01:42:18,866 --> 01:42:22,999
呃米津玄师他以前的名字叫Hatchy

2512
01:42:23,000 --> 01:42:25,900
ha hatch总不能念hatch吧hatchy

2513
01:42:25,966 --> 01:42:28,366
嗯我直接写作Gatch

2514
01:42:28,400 --> 01:42:30,366
嘎吱呜吱吱

2515
01:42:31,400 --> 01:42:33,600
谢谢某山镇的5个相思豆

2516
01:42:33,600 --> 01:42:36,100
这就不得不提这个七夕的一些传统了

2517
01:42:36,100 --> 01:42:37,666
这个相思豆这个东西呢

2518
01:42:37,700 --> 01:42:39,933
早些年也骗了很多的小女生啊

2519
01:42:39,933 --> 01:42:41,299
相思豆不就是红豆吗

2520
01:42:41,300 --> 01:42:42,100
然后那个

2521
01:42:42,166 --> 01:42:44,266
呃之前有一段时间风很大

2522
01:42:44,266 --> 01:42:45,299
给大家讲一下吧

2523
01:42:45,300 --> 01:42:47,133
给大家讲讲赌博的七夕吧

2524
01:42:53,733 --> 01:42:56,699
脚麻了我起来拿一下那个那个充电线

2525
01:42:56,700 --> 01:42:56,866
然后

2526
01:42:56,866 --> 01:42:59,666
他把手机插上我差点独角都没站住

2527
01:42:59,666 --> 01:43:02,333
什么什么什么独角米

2528
01:43:02,500 --> 01:43:03,700
嘿独角米

2529
01:43:03,700 --> 01:43:06,200
见证了轮椅人差点把桌子干翻了

2530
01:43:07,666 --> 01:43:08,599
真有桃之夭夭

2531
01:43:08,600 --> 01:43:10,966
休想桃之夭夭啊快进入我的怀抱

2532
01:43:10,966 --> 01:43:12,199
红豆生南国

2533
01:43:12,200 --> 01:43:13,500
春来发几枝

2534
01:43:13,600 --> 01:43:16,366
愿君多采撷此物最相思

2535
01:43:16,566 --> 01:43:18,966
嗯这个红豆的话呃

2536
01:43:19,200 --> 01:43:22,766
经常被拿着骗小初高中的女生啊

2537
01:43:22,766 --> 01:43:23,766
这个这个这个

2538
01:43:24,000 --> 01:43:26,466
以前做手工的时候很火的一个东西

2539
01:43:26,466 --> 01:43:27,733
就是菩提子

2540
01:43:28,100 --> 01:43:29,166
就是菩提子

2541
01:43:29,200 --> 01:43:31,600
然后给你一个菩提子啊

2542
01:43:31,600 --> 01:43:33,800
给你两个菩提子一点红豆砂纸

2543
01:43:33,800 --> 01:43:34,766
然后给你个教程

2544
01:43:34,766 --> 01:43:36,766
让你自己去磨那个红豆筛子

2545
01:43:36,766 --> 01:43:39,299
哈哈哈送给送给喜欢的人

2546
01:43:39,300 --> 01:43:41,300
在七夕节的时候送给喜欢的人

2547
01:43:41,300 --> 01:43:42,766
我试过了是假的

2548
01:43:42,766 --> 01:43:44,566
喜欢的人不会跟你在一起

2549
01:43:44,566 --> 01:43:47,799
哈哈哈我试过了是假的不要买不要买

2550
01:43:48,366 --> 01:43:51,499
就那个菩提子跟红豆跟沙子哦

2551
01:43:58,333 --> 01:43:59,333
我跟大家说个事

2552
01:43:59,333 --> 01:44:01,399
我第一次能看到这个礼物特效

2553
01:44:01,400 --> 01:44:03,800
这个礼物主播端是能看到动图的

2554
01:44:04,066 --> 01:44:06,499
就是动态的礼物特效

2555
01:44:06,500 --> 01:44:07,666
他是不是把礼物

2556
01:44:07,666 --> 01:44:09,466
贴图直接做成礼物图标了

2557
01:44:09,466 --> 01:44:10,866
他怎么这么懒呢

2558
01:44:10,866 --> 01:44:13,099
啊但是我能看到

2559
01:44:13,800 --> 01:44:17,466
谢谢果实庙的谢谢果实庙的桃之夭夭

2560
01:44:17,466 --> 01:44:18,799
这个我能看到哎

2561
01:44:19,900 --> 01:44:22,133
在主播端第一个能看到动图

2562
01:44:22,133 --> 01:44:25,099
全部礼物特效的一个礼物呀哦

2563
01:44:26,666 --> 01:44:29,199
谢谢谢谢谢谢果实庙的

2564
01:44:29,733 --> 01:44:30,733
桃之夭夭

2565
01:44:31,000 --> 01:44:32,400
休想桃之夭夭

2566
01:44:32,666 --> 01:44:34,133
真谢谢谢谢谢谢红豆

2567
01:44:34,133 --> 01:44:36,333
你阿里嘎中喵谢谢喵谢谢喵

2568
01:44:36,733 --> 01:44:39,866
我超爹谢谢谢谢谢谢默默的相思中

2569
01:44:39,866 --> 01:44:42,099
你阿里嘎中你谢谢谢谢

2570
01:44:44,100 --> 01:44:44,933
中午好中午好

2571
01:44:44,933 --> 01:44:46,299
我说到哪来着

2572
01:44:48,066 --> 01:44:50,699
上次大家在这个这个电影圈里面交流

2573
01:44:50,700 --> 01:44:51,800
也说其实信息差

2574
01:44:51,800 --> 01:44:53,266
就是一个最好的一个做生

2575
01:44:53,266 --> 01:44:53,966
意的一个东西

2576
01:44:53,966 --> 01:44:54,699
比如说你

2577
01:44:54,700 --> 01:44:57,733
在淘宝上搜模型摆放塑料架

2578
01:44:57,733 --> 01:44:59,466
你能搜到15块钱一个的

2579
01:44:59,466 --> 01:45:01,299
但是同样的一个东西

2580
01:45:02,166 --> 01:45:04,533
你如果搜鞋架也能搜出来这个东西

2581
01:45:04,533 --> 01:45:05,933
那他就卖2块钱

2582
01:45:05,933 --> 01:45:07,399
所以说这个这个

2583
01:45:07,700 --> 01:45:08,766
主播曾经

2584
01:45:09,066 --> 01:45:11,466
一度考虑过成年之后开一个

2585
01:45:11,566 --> 01:45:13,299
动漫周边店啊

2586
01:45:13,300 --> 01:45:15,466
去去倒手赚差价

2587
01:45:15,500 --> 01:45:16,333
当然这个

2588
01:45:16,333 --> 01:45:19,599
在我还是二次元初中杀软的那个年代

2589
01:45:19,600 --> 01:45:21,066
这种店还是蛮挣钱的

2590
01:45:21,066 --> 01:45:23,366
现在大家都惊了都不好糊弄

2591
01:45:24,300 --> 01:45:26,533
现在大家都惊了都不好糊弄了

2592
01:45:26,533 --> 01:45:28,766
我就没有在想过做生意的事情

2593
01:45:28,766 --> 01:45:30,366
做生意实在太难了

2594
01:45:30,666 --> 01:45:34,066
说到主播磨筛子啊对主播磨筛子

2595
01:45:34,066 --> 01:45:35,266
我试过的是假的

2596
01:45:35,266 --> 01:45:36,533
那红豆就很便宜

2597
01:45:36,533 --> 01:45:38,533
挑点那好看的然后你自己

2598
01:45:38,866 --> 01:45:41,499
磨那个菩提子也其实也挺简单的

2599
01:45:41,500 --> 01:45:42,733
拿一个小车床

2600
01:45:42,733 --> 01:45:44,966
然后你去弄他就就很简单

2601
01:45:45,566 --> 01:45:47,499
你七夕活动怎么第三了

2602
01:45:47,500 --> 01:45:51,333
哈哈不养嘎吃店不搞七夕活动

2603
01:45:51,400 --> 01:45:53,400
不这七夕不打米从我做起

2604
01:45:53,400 --> 01:45:56,333
好吧这个不不搞嘎吃店不搞嘎吃店

2605
01:45:56,333 --> 01:45:57,133
嗯

2606
01:45:57,533 --> 01:45:59,899
有导购有导购导购是这样

2607
01:45:59,900 --> 01:46:02,000
怎么我们就荣耀第三了

2608
01:46:02,333 --> 01:46:04,699
怎么就我不要第一

2609
01:46:04,733 --> 01:46:07,266
谢谢谢谢果实喵的心心相印啊

2610
01:46:07,266 --> 01:46:09,366
谢谢谢谢谢谢红豆你阿里盖中

2611
01:46:09,866 --> 01:46:12,366
太破费了太破费了红中你阿里盖中

2612
01:46:13,133 --> 01:46:15,566
520天只算一零四零零

2613
01:46:17,166 --> 01:46:18,133
哇哎

2614
01:46:18,133 --> 01:46:19,566
不不不别别别别别别

2615
01:46:19,566 --> 01:46:22,099
别别别别别谢谢谢谢谢谢大麻将

2616
01:46:22,100 --> 01:46:22,966
桃之夭夭

2617
01:46:23,166 --> 01:46:24,166
谢谢谢谢红灯

2618
01:46:24,166 --> 01:46:25,933
你爱丽爱都别滴了别滴了

2619
01:46:25,933 --> 01:46:27,199
可以了可以了可以了

2620
01:46:27,400 --> 01:46:29,966
就这么转啊这么转啊

2621
01:46:30,000 --> 01:46:32,133
一眼酋长天天为原来今天是七夕

2622
01:46:32,133 --> 01:46:32,999
谢谢谢谢他们

2623
01:46:33,000 --> 01:46:35,066
谢谢他们送来的这个翻倍亲密度

2624
01:46:35,066 --> 01:46:36,666
他们太好了他们太好了

2625
01:46:36,666 --> 01:46:38,166
红灯你爱的

2626
01:46:38,666 --> 01:46:40,733
我在主播端看这个头套

2627
01:46:40,733 --> 01:46:41,933
就是那个涂透的时

2628
01:46:41,933 --> 01:46:43,899
候我还以为是就是他

2629
01:46:44,066 --> 01:46:46,566
扭蛋机里面抽到的礼物才能双倍的

2630
01:46:46,566 --> 01:46:48,399
没没想到是都双倍

2631
01:46:49,933 --> 01:46:51,533
这下这个活动

2632
01:46:51,533 --> 01:46:53,566
那就不用担心排名的事情了

2633
01:46:53,566 --> 01:46:55,066
那就不用担心排名的事情

2634
01:46:55,066 --> 01:46:56,666
荣耀端肯定有人要

2635
01:46:56,700 --> 01:46:58,666
打满亲密度去升牌子的

2636
01:46:58,666 --> 01:46:59,466
不用着急

2637
01:46:59,466 --> 01:47:00,699
你就看人家

2638
01:47:00,866 --> 01:47:02,199
一天打那个

2639
01:47:02,200 --> 01:47:05,533
那个2万5的分的话就是多少来着

2640
01:47:05,733 --> 01:47:06,866
一零四零零

2641
01:47:06,866 --> 01:47:08,533
人家就会每天打1万2

2642
01:47:08,533 --> 01:47:10,599
然后去那个去升这个牌子的

2643
01:47:10,600 --> 01:47:12,266
别急啊别急别急

2644
01:47:12,966 --> 01:47:14,066
这榜一了

2645
01:47:14,066 --> 01:47:14,766
我们这个

2646
01:47:14,766 --> 01:47:16,066
这个赛道的榜一

2647
01:47:16,066 --> 01:47:17,999
绝对是躲在天台的猫猫

2648
01:47:18,000 --> 01:47:20,266
我说的好吧我说的我说的

2649
01:47:20,300 --> 01:47:23,100
主播的榜一只是一个15分钟的体验卡

2650
01:47:23,100 --> 01:47:23,733
这个赛道的

2651
01:47:23,733 --> 01:47:26,266
榜一一定是属于躲在天台的猫猫的

2652
01:47:26,266 --> 01:47:28,766
别急这怎么还有头衔呢

2653
01:47:29,366 --> 01:47:30,566
啥头衔呢

2654
01:47:35,300 --> 01:47:37,533
你们不会是要那个全站守护墙

2655
01:47:37,533 --> 01:47:38,999
的那个那个头衔吧

2656
01:47:39,100 --> 01:47:41,066
不是那个守护墙的那个很贵

2657
01:47:43,066 --> 01:47:45,266
谢谢大家的桃之夭夭的

2658
01:47:45,266 --> 01:47:46,866
桃之夭夭的桃之夭夭

2659
01:47:46,866 --> 01:47:49,066
放个sweet吧这不放sweet不如不放

2660
01:47:49,066 --> 01:47:50,566
谢谢谢谢谢谢谢谢

2661
01:47:50,666 --> 01:47:52,133
咱别把当七夕活动打

2662
01:47:52,133 --> 01:47:53,899
就当那亲密度限制翻倍吧

2663
01:47:53,900 --> 01:47:56,266
别别别别把七夕活动打了

2664
01:47:56,766 --> 01:47:58,299
谢谢谢谢爹的大

2665
01:47:59,133 --> 01:48:01,499
谢谢爹的大表谢谢谢谢谢谢

2666
01:48:02,800 --> 01:48:05,066
你们要真没没没东西那个写的话

2667
01:48:05,066 --> 01:48:06,933
你们就写Miamia是我儿子

2668
01:48:06,933 --> 01:48:08,299
我是Miamia的爹就行

2669
01:48:08,300 --> 01:48:09,933
别写什么乱七八糟的什么

2670
01:48:10,300 --> 01:48:12,866
愿与你相守相望

2671
01:48:12,933 --> 01:48:14,599
然后相伴一生

2672
01:48:14,600 --> 01:48:16,700
千万别写真话让我看到我会死

2673
01:48:16,700 --> 01:48:18,900
你就写Miamia是我儿就行了啊

2674
01:48:19,266 --> 01:48:22,066
谢谢抱抱吃鱼又撸猫的心心相印

2675
01:48:22,066 --> 01:48:23,366
喵获得你阿力感动

2676
01:48:23,533 --> 01:48:24,599
感谢支持

2677
01:48:24,866 --> 01:48:26,466
谢谢谢谢咖啡谢谢咖啡

2678
01:48:26,466 --> 01:48:28,366
谢谢咖啡带来的双倍亲密度啊

2679
01:48:28,366 --> 01:48:29,299
就听我说谢谢

2680
01:48:29,300 --> 01:48:31,300
咖啡3009没开始呢

2681
01:48:31,300 --> 01:48:32,733
这赛道绝对3099第一

2682
01:48:32,733 --> 01:48:34,533
他一定是每天打满一万两千五

2683
01:48:34,533 --> 01:48:35,599
来刷点亲密度的

2684
01:48:35,600 --> 01:48:36,400
别急

2685
01:48:37,466 --> 01:48:40,266
你们3009一直都习惯最后一秒钟发力

2686
01:48:40,366 --> 01:48:42,533
你就看他最后一秒压100万分吧

2687
01:48:42,533 --> 01:48:45,099
上次就是被他这么这么这么抄了的

2688
01:48:45,733 --> 01:48:47,666
所以我一点也不担心我不会拒绝

2689
01:48:48,500 --> 01:48:52,133
小猫长来匆匆出门怕赶不上正

2690
01:48:52,133 --> 01:48:55,366
点开走的巴士一路狂奔

2691
01:48:55,600 --> 01:48:59,500
铃声缓不懂我疲惫眼神

2692
01:48:59,533 --> 01:49:02,166
怪自己昨夜睡得太沉

2693
01:49:02,166 --> 01:49:04,299
闹钟不够大声

2694
01:49:04,366 --> 01:49:08,266
体温伴着喘息有点上升

2695
01:49:08,400 --> 01:49:12,066
窗外吹来了夏天的风

2696
01:49:13,533 --> 01:49:15,533
夕阳晚照青草余晖

2697
01:49:15,533 --> 01:49:17,766
风在背后温柔的吹

2698
01:49:17,766 --> 01:49:19,933
看得见的青春体会

2699
01:49:19,933 --> 01:49:22,133
看不见我究竟是谁

2700
01:49:22,133 --> 01:49:24,333
风高月黑师母姐妹

2701
01:49:24,333 --> 01:49:26,533
从来不会空手而归

2702
01:49:26,533 --> 01:49:29,166
巫山的鬼魅

2703
01:49:30,533 --> 01:49:31,566
啊呜

2704
01:49:34,066 --> 01:49:38,399
行走在危险边缘是一个怪兽

2705
01:49:38,566 --> 01:49:42,599
自由的小丑指尖上的舞蹈

2706
01:49:42,733 --> 01:49:46,766
轻盈的像暗影中重复的波斯猫

2707
01:49:46,766 --> 01:49:49,799
等待下一个目标

2708
01:49:52,166 --> 01:49:52,799
红包了吧

2709
01:49:52,800 --> 01:49:54,133
好像我们是那个

2710
01:49:54,266 --> 01:49:56,399
全站第一个把这个红包发出来的

2711
01:49:56,400 --> 01:49:57,600
所以人特多

2712
01:50:06,733 --> 01:50:09,066
一只烧汤一张黑桃

2713
01:50:09,066 --> 01:50:11,866
属于我最神秘的好

2714
01:50:19,900 --> 01:50:22,466
就像桃之夭夭

2715
01:50:22,466 --> 01:50:24,599
快进入我的怀抱

2716
01:50:24,600 --> 01:50:25,800
人人要去

2717
01:50:25,800 --> 01:50:27,966
这叫海角啊

2718
01:50:29,500 --> 01:50:32,366
应该是全站第一个把红包发出来的吧

2719
01:50:32,600 --> 01:50:34,933
嗯要么就是前三个

2720
01:50:34,933 --> 01:50:36,966
我反正我不知道是第一还是前三

2721
01:50:38,566 --> 01:50:40,099
改不要吃了欢迎各位来当

2722
01:50:40,100 --> 01:50:41,133
该吃什么该吃

2723
01:50:41,133 --> 01:50:43,333
别该吃了别该了差不多得了

2724
01:50:44,933 --> 01:50:46,666
感谢大家的礼物喵

2725
01:50:46,966 --> 01:50:49,199
谢谢大m掉了两个桃之夭夭

2726
01:50:49,333 --> 01:50:50,533
红灯你202走

2727
01:50:50,533 --> 01:50:52,866
谢谢抱抱吃鱼又拥抱的心心相印

2728
01:50:53,000 --> 01:50:54,600
太过分了太过分了

2729
01:50:54,600 --> 01:50:56,533
谢谢超大只怪兽这个好哎

2730
01:50:56,766 --> 01:50:59,299
谢谢和小妮说晚安

2731
01:50:59,300 --> 01:51:01,800
和某山真的心心相印耶

2732
01:51:02,200 --> 01:51:03,266
太过分了

2733
01:51:03,300 --> 01:51:04,566
好的你阿里盖头

2734
01:51:04,900 --> 01:51:06,300
别跟我心心相印了

2735
01:51:06,300 --> 01:51:08,266
要不这样吧这个包分配吧

2736
01:51:08,866 --> 01:51:11,499
那个那个单双数的心心相印抓在一起

2737
01:51:11,500 --> 01:51:12,600
你们就过七夕吧

2738
01:51:12,600 --> 01:51:13,700
跟我没关系

2739
01:51:14,366 --> 01:51:16,566
谢谢大家的两个心心相印呢

2740
01:51:16,700 --> 01:51:17,600
阿里嘎达呢

2741
01:51:17,600 --> 01:51:18,966
恭喜抽到那个

2742
01:51:19,066 --> 01:51:20,366
那个挺好看的

2743
01:51:22,133 --> 01:51:24,399
我早已躺着痒痒

2744
01:51:26,166 --> 01:51:28,266
不过跟那个海洋之心的同学

2745
01:51:28,266 --> 01:51:29,899
好像有点相差不多哎

2746
01:51:29,900 --> 01:51:32,500
就都是一个是两个粉色的小海豚

2747
01:51:32,500 --> 01:51:34,333
然后一个是两个小鸟呢

2748
01:51:34,566 --> 01:51:36,766
这个真的挺好看的嗯

2749
01:51:38,266 --> 01:51:40,533
行走在危险边缘

2750
01:51:40,600 --> 01:51:43,000
是你的轨道

2751
01:51:43,466 --> 01:51:45,799
人太多了现在快消愁

2752
01:51:48,000 --> 01:51:50,166
等一下那个人人不多了之后

2753
01:51:50,166 --> 01:51:51,766
然后再再正常聊天

2754
01:51:51,766 --> 01:51:52,933
现在弹幕太多了

2755
01:51:52,933 --> 01:51:54,533
稍微有点影响我的思路

2756
01:51:54,533 --> 01:51:55,333
嗯

2757
01:51:56,266 --> 01:51:58,666
差不多是我看一下

2758
01:52:01,966 --> 01:52:02,766
谢谢

2759
01:52:04,000 --> 01:52:05,300
粉丝团灯牌呢

2760
01:52:05,300 --> 01:52:09,266
谢谢r e m please star的please粉丝团灯牌

2761
01:52:09,266 --> 01:52:10,966
感谢支持感谢支持

2762
01:52:11,800 --> 01:52:14,533
其实这个许愿抽奖概率也太高了吧

2763
01:52:14,600 --> 01:52:16,266
抽奖概率也太高了吧

2764
01:52:16,666 --> 01:52:18,099
他没什么好东西吧

2765
01:52:18,100 --> 01:52:19,900
你IC又要审核了啊

2766
01:52:19,900 --> 01:52:22,400
谢谢我身边的这个好人才如此慵懒

2767
01:52:22,466 --> 01:52:23,866
大家不要谢谢某双君

2768
01:52:24,800 --> 01:52:26,666
谢谢直播小电视的红包呢

2769
01:52:27,633 --> 01:52:30,066
这来毛的人也太多了吧

2770
01:52:30,666 --> 01:52:33,399
谢谢小妮的打call感谢支持喵

2771
01:52:33,400 --> 01:52:35,266
这来毛的人也太多了吧

2772
01:52:35,266 --> 01:52:36,933
关注一下咪呀咪呀喵

2773
01:52:36,933 --> 01:52:38,199
关注一下咪呀咪呀

2774
01:52:38,200 --> 01:52:40,100
谢谢喵阿里嘎达我咪呢

2775
01:52:40,300 --> 01:52:43,200
他发了100个红包不知道以为发了5块的

2776
01:52:43,200 --> 01:52:44,833
剩下全被毛走了是吧

2777
01:52:44,833 --> 01:52:46,533
这个人气有点太高了

2778
01:52:47,133 --> 01:52:48,533
谢谢天下的打call

2779
01:52:48,600 --> 01:52:50,433
感谢支持欢迎还有原因

2780
01:52:51,333 --> 01:52:53,099
谢谢知道的小花

2781
01:52:53,400 --> 01:52:54,733
感谢感谢喵

2782
01:52:54,933 --> 01:52:56,599
我第一次发现红包是真的

2783
01:52:56,600 --> 01:52:57,833
谢谢阿萌的相思豆

2784
01:52:57,833 --> 01:52:59,466
我头一次弹幕刷这么快

2785
01:52:59,466 --> 01:53:01,066
谢谢苍天的相思豆喵

2786
01:53:01,133 --> 01:53:02,866
你们抽啥东西啊

2787
01:53:03,633 --> 01:53:04,499
抽奖概率高

2788
01:53:04,500 --> 01:53:07,266
你们不会就抽那个什么华硕a s u s

2789
01:53:07,266 --> 01:53:08,699
那个什么相机了吧

2790
01:53:08,800 --> 01:53:10,333
啊不对这啥东西啊

2791
01:53:11,033 --> 01:53:16,099
华硕a s u s t u f r t x 3080啊

2792
01:53:16,100 --> 01:53:18,133
我要这个我要这个

2793
01:53:18,233 --> 01:53:19,599
我也要抽这个

2794
01:53:20,000 --> 01:53:22,500
谢谢默默的花式夸夸

2795
01:53:23,066 --> 01:53:25,199
谢谢抽烟的相思豆喵

2796
01:53:25,200 --> 01:53:26,533
谢谢战无不克的相思豆

2797
01:53:26,533 --> 01:53:27,599
感谢支持

2798
01:53:27,833 --> 01:53:30,866
谢谢谢谢欢迎易拉罐早上好易拉罐

2799
01:53:31,300 --> 01:53:33,733
刚刚逃之夭夭丸

2800
01:53:33,733 --> 01:53:35,599
他们说送的那个桃之夭夭的礼物

2801
01:53:35,600 --> 01:53:37,000
那个双倍的亲密度

2802
01:53:37,000 --> 01:53:39,333
然后给我搞成这桃之夭夭去了

2803
01:53:39,333 --> 01:53:41,066
我操桃之夭夭

2804
01:53:41,200 --> 01:53:44,933
哈哈哈什么行走桃之夭夭不好说了

2805
01:53:45,100 --> 01:53:46,233
在哪里抽

2806
01:53:47,400 --> 01:53:49,233
10台啊就10个耶

2807
01:53:49,300 --> 01:53:52,000
那好像不是很不是很多

2808
01:53:52,300 --> 01:53:54,933
那个莱卡相机很贵吗

2809
01:53:55,266 --> 01:53:57,399
那个莱卡是莱卡相机吗

2810
01:53:57,900 --> 01:54:02,300
莱卡d购i l u x 7这个很贵嘛

2811
01:54:02,466 --> 01:54:03,099
那个那个

2812
01:54:03,100 --> 01:54:05,133
那个那个那个显卡都有10张

2813
01:54:05,133 --> 01:54:06,666
然后这个相机只有一台哎

2814
01:54:06,666 --> 01:54:08,933
这不会是10万级别的那种相机吧

2815
01:54:10,233 --> 01:54:12,033
红包比主播好那不行啊

2816
01:54:12,033 --> 01:54:14,733
没有主播的主播没有主播的努力

2817
01:54:14,900 --> 01:54:17,433
对吧没有主播的努力跟坚持

2818
01:54:17,433 --> 01:54:19,066
你怎么能抽到红包呢

2819
01:54:19,066 --> 01:54:21,599
我还是怎么又被拖拉机又得审是吧

2820
01:54:21,600 --> 01:54:24,533
别审了别审了别审了好吗

2821
01:54:25,466 --> 01:54:29,533
谢谢我是喵的IC喵Aliga的b b v了

2822
01:54:29,533 --> 01:54:31,133
这下不得不发i c说话

2823
01:54:31,133 --> 01:54:31,899
假的假的

2824
01:54:31,900 --> 01:54:34,266
我肯定能挑出来咱们大家的那个话

2825
01:54:34,266 --> 01:54:37,066
在那个一大堆的什么点赞啊

2826
01:54:37,066 --> 01:54:39,299
什么什么这个经常特效里面

2827
01:54:39,300 --> 01:54:41,633
我肯定能挑出来大家的话来说呀

2828
01:54:41,633 --> 01:54:42,999
别急啊别急

2829
01:54:43,033 --> 01:54:45,133
嗯我肯定能看到的

2830
01:54:47,100 --> 01:54:48,533
最近IC审核的慢

2831
01:54:48,533 --> 01:54:51,066
大家知道原因的也不要说也不要讨论

2832
01:54:51,066 --> 01:54:52,666
但是这个很正常很正常

2833
01:54:52,666 --> 01:54:54,933
我只能说打IC最近就是

2834
01:54:55,333 --> 01:54:57,433
审核的会比较严格一些

2835
01:54:57,433 --> 01:54:58,233
甚至说我

2836
01:54:58,233 --> 01:55:01,066
我昨天没播就是因为我开不了播

2837
01:55:01,066 --> 01:55:02,533
你知道吧我开不了播

2838
01:55:02,533 --> 01:55:05,199
在播的人看不到弹幕也下不去

2839
01:55:05,200 --> 01:55:07,233
不在播的人上不来

2840
01:55:07,433 --> 01:55:09,033
然后我就睡觉去了

2841
01:55:09,333 --> 01:55:10,399
我就睡觉去了

2842
01:55:10,400 --> 01:55:12,933
而且这个我们直播间一向都挺危险的

2843
01:55:12,933 --> 01:55:14,899
老有一些炸弹人呐什么的

2844
01:55:14,900 --> 01:55:17,900
老有些炸弹人弹幕又上屏就挺害怕的

2845
01:55:18,000 --> 01:55:18,800
嗯

2846
01:55:19,233 --> 01:55:21,999
大家就不要在直播间里面讨论

2847
01:55:22,000 --> 01:55:22,700
就说给大家

2848
01:55:22,700 --> 01:55:23,600
大家说一下

2849
01:55:23,600 --> 01:55:24,333
这个这个

2850
01:55:24,333 --> 01:55:27,066
最近可能会有一些各种各样的情况

2851
01:55:27,066 --> 01:55:30,433
包括我吹牛不太合适之类的

2852
01:55:30,433 --> 01:55:31,633
就都会有吧

2853
01:55:32,033 --> 01:55:33,299
欢迎西西云

2854
01:55:33,433 --> 01:55:34,266
谢谢宝宝

2855
01:55:34,266 --> 01:55:35,199
吃鱼又撸猫

2856
01:55:35,200 --> 01:55:38,200
苍曰蓝翔研究员梦梦石墨烯

2857
01:55:38,300 --> 01:55:40,400
奶包毛谢谢阿香

2858
01:55:40,400 --> 01:55:41,933
谢谢苍曰的两个相思豆

2859
01:55:41,933 --> 01:55:44,399
谢谢好好吃饭的这个好运和蓝翔的打

2860
01:55:44,400 --> 01:55:46,233
call感谢喵感谢喵

2861
01:55:46,500 --> 01:55:47,533
你再过来还在吗

2862
01:55:47,533 --> 01:55:50,466
再来吃桃吃药药还逃是吧还逃是吧

2863
01:55:50,933 --> 01:55:53,066
这礼物送多少都亲密度翻倍

2864
01:55:54,400 --> 01:55:55,533
每天上线吧

2865
01:55:55,533 --> 01:55:57,599
你每天最多送个一万两千五的

2866
01:55:57,700 --> 01:55:59,700
你每天最多送一万两千五的呀

2867
01:55:59,733 --> 01:56:01,433
因为他那个上限啊

2868
01:56:01,633 --> 01:56:04,799
每天最多送个十十几个呀

2869
01:56:04,800 --> 01:56:06,133
这是是两个

2870
01:56:06,600 --> 01:56:09,300
一万两千五好像就那几个礼物翻倍

2871
01:56:09,866 --> 01:56:12,899
那个桃之夭夭一天最多送十二三个吧

2872
01:56:12,900 --> 01:56:14,800
最多送14个好像是

2873
01:56:14,866 --> 01:56:16,899
再往上的话他就一出了

2874
01:56:19,200 --> 01:56:20,466
如此慵懒和苍渊

2875
01:56:20,500 --> 01:56:23,633
感谢喵感谢喵谢谢天伤地气的关注

2876
01:56:28,800 --> 01:56:30,600
第一刷了22个桃子

2877
01:56:30,733 --> 01:56:33,133
哇强强你看我就说我们是

2878
01:56:33,233 --> 01:56:34,466
我们是那个什么吧

2879
01:56:34,466 --> 01:56:36,899
我就说我们我们肯定是肯定是

2880
01:56:37,933 --> 01:56:39,299
世界果实没有的

2881
01:56:39,300 --> 01:56:40,533
桃之夭夭

2882
01:56:40,533 --> 01:56:42,399
红的女儿的耳朵

2883
01:56:42,666 --> 01:56:45,033
就像桃之夭夭

2884
01:56:45,133 --> 01:56:47,133
快进入我的怀抱

2885
01:56:47,466 --> 01:56:51,199
谢谢谢谢谢谢谢谢谢谢我是喵的桃子

2886
01:56:51,200 --> 01:56:51,533
要要

2887
01:56:51,533 --> 01:56:54,099
没有红豆你还应该走主播主播主播

2888
01:56:54,100 --> 01:56:55,733
这下这下知道了

2889
01:56:55,733 --> 01:56:57,799
亲密度双倍之后一下就收回了

2890
01:56:57,800 --> 01:56:59,700
这个第一不是那个谁吗

2891
01:56:59,833 --> 01:57:02,133
第一不是不是我们自己人吗

2892
01:57:02,133 --> 01:57:03,033
哎呀第一自己人

2893
01:57:03,033 --> 01:57:05,633
没事没事第一自己人这下狠狠报名了

2894
01:57:05,633 --> 01:57:07,066
哈哈哈这是

2895
01:57:07,066 --> 01:57:09,733
这下这下这下不得不参与这个内券了

2896
01:57:09,733 --> 01:57:12,333
这下这叔叔是铁了心的要这个业绩了

2897
01:57:12,333 --> 01:57:13,233
我估计是

2898
01:57:13,700 --> 01:57:16,066
他真是铁了心的要这个业绩了

2899
01:57:16,066 --> 01:57:17,399
双倍都出来了

2900
01:57:17,400 --> 01:57:18,400
我的天呐

2901
01:57:19,633 --> 01:57:20,666
这下子保守

2902
01:57:20,666 --> 01:57:22,866
我肯定保守不了的我肯定保守不了的

2903
01:57:22,866 --> 01:57:24,466
前面还有自己人在呢

2904
01:57:24,466 --> 01:57:27,033
前面3009再加大头

2905
01:57:27,633 --> 01:57:29,999
大头这次应该肯定他是要打的吧

2906
01:57:30,033 --> 01:57:33,666
两倍免费送你520相当于不花钱

2907
01:57:33,666 --> 01:57:37,133
哈哈哈还有这种说法

2908
01:57:37,233 --> 01:57:38,533
这次头衔能叠加吗

2909
01:57:38,533 --> 01:57:40,099
叠不了吧就抽到了就能

2910
01:57:40,100 --> 01:57:40,466
那什么

2911
01:57:40,466 --> 01:57:43,033
你们多余的那个心点还想抽头衔的话

2912
01:57:43,033 --> 01:57:45,399
在那个全站守护墙里面

2913
01:57:45,533 --> 01:57:48,666
30分钟最高的30条守护鱼有一个上墙

2914
01:57:48,666 --> 01:57:50,266
加上一个缘定三生的头像

2915
01:57:50,266 --> 01:57:51,133
但他不好看

2916
01:57:51,133 --> 01:57:53,033
感觉不不如那个鸟好看啊

2917
01:57:53,233 --> 01:57:54,333
不如这个鸟好看

2918
01:57:54,333 --> 01:57:57,266
就不好看你知道吧就是铁铁的不好看

2919
01:57:58,233 --> 01:57:59,899
而且我也不想跟大家用

2920
01:57:59,900 --> 01:58:02,000
比翼双飞的那个情侣皮肤啊

2921
01:58:02,000 --> 01:58:04,033
所以我对这个不是很感兴趣啊

2922
01:58:04,133 --> 01:58:05,899
这个真的太狠了吧

2923
01:58:06,033 --> 01:58:07,533
谢谢多么大的相思豆

2924
01:58:07,533 --> 01:58:08,633
感谢支持喵

2925
01:58:08,733 --> 01:58:10,099
两个头两个印

2926
01:58:10,100 --> 01:58:12,200
百分之百概率但应该不能叠

2927
01:58:12,200 --> 01:58:14,466
就百分之百90%都差不多了吧

2928
01:58:14,466 --> 01:58:15,233
我觉得一件事情

2929
01:58:15,233 --> 01:58:17,233
50%成功率就可以试一下

2930
01:58:17,500 --> 01:58:18,733
守护雨是IC吗

2931
01:58:18,733 --> 01:58:19,533
不是吧

2932
01:58:20,666 --> 01:58:22,133
这个守护雨啥东西啊

2933
01:58:22,133 --> 01:58:24,266
我不知道我不知道呢

2934
01:58:27,500 --> 01:58:29,100
我的本房间守护值

2935
01:58:29,100 --> 01:58:30,200
如何获取啊

2936
01:58:30,200 --> 01:58:32,466
你们送礼物就可以去发那个语

2937
01:58:32,466 --> 01:58:33,799
那个守护语言了

2938
01:58:33,800 --> 01:58:37,433
对记得发一个那个呃这个这什么

2939
01:58:38,100 --> 01:58:40,100
别面是我儿子的东西啊

2940
01:58:40,600 --> 01:58:44,033
0.33的资料皮肤单抽几次就出来

2941
01:58:44,433 --> 01:58:45,433
你就是那个

2942
01:58:45,433 --> 01:58:47,633
那个不叠概率叠次数的是吧

2943
01:58:47,633 --> 01:58:49,733
如果有个哈哈傻逼会发生什么

2944
01:58:49,733 --> 01:58:50,499
我觉得挺好的

2945
01:58:50,500 --> 01:58:52,066
你们记得发点这个哈哈傻逼

2946
01:58:52,066 --> 01:58:53,699
别发乱七八糟的啊

2947
01:58:54,200 --> 01:58:56,800
这搞2倍以后普通礼物没人打了都等

2948
01:58:56,800 --> 01:58:58,000
2倍倒也不是吧

2949
01:58:58,000 --> 01:58:59,466
我觉得可能就是2倍的时候

2950
01:58:59,466 --> 01:59:01,666
就大家就疯狂的打米吧

2951
01:59:02,700 --> 01:59:03,833
发了能看到吗

2952
01:59:03,833 --> 01:59:05,599
看不到好像得半个小时

2953
01:59:05,600 --> 01:59:06,900
还有3分钟结算了

2954
01:59:06,900 --> 01:59:09,500
你们结算就是相当于下个盲注吧

2955
01:59:09,500 --> 01:59:11,900
你看你下多少你能下到这个这个

2956
01:59:12,266 --> 01:59:14,933
30分钟内守护值最高的30条守护员

2957
01:59:14,933 --> 01:59:16,399
应该差不多吧我感觉

2958
01:59:16,400 --> 01:59:18,833
因为这30分钟也没多少米啊

2959
01:59:18,833 --> 01:59:19,499
这个这个

2960
01:59:19,500 --> 01:59:20,333
感觉现在

2961
01:59:20,400 --> 01:59:22,600
第第一个30分钟应该是最好打的

2962
01:59:22,600 --> 01:59:23,200
因为

2963
01:59:23,200 --> 01:59:25,833
看榜就能算出来到底有多少人打了钱

2964
01:59:25,833 --> 01:59:26,899
就这种感觉吧

2965
01:59:27,100 --> 01:59:29,200
谢谢躲在猫猫怀中的关注

2966
01:59:29,200 --> 01:59:31,300
我们不打的那个猫猫1

2967
01:59:31,300 --> 01:59:33,100
我们不打的我们打不过你

2968
01:59:34,333 --> 01:59:35,599
我打不过3009

2969
01:59:35,600 --> 01:59:36,833
我们不打这活动的

2970
01:59:36,833 --> 01:59:39,399
这活动只是只是蹭一下那个双倍值啊

2971
01:59:39,400 --> 01:59:40,233
不打这活动

2972
01:59:40,233 --> 01:59:42,899
嗯谢谢一条小金金的关注

2973
01:59:42,900 --> 01:59:44,600
喵或者你啊李哥等你

2974
01:59:44,600 --> 01:59:45,733
谢谢谢谢

2975
01:59:46,533 --> 01:59:47,733
对晚上再看吧

2976
01:59:47,733 --> 01:59:49,333
晚上晚上晚上神多

2977
01:59:49,333 --> 01:59:50,499
晚上太多大神了

2978
01:59:50,500 --> 01:59:52,300
到了晚上我估计这个榜应该

2979
01:59:52,433 --> 01:59:55,199
比上一个那个航海争霸赛还要

2980
01:59:55,433 --> 01:59:56,299
打的还要狠

2981
01:59:56,300 --> 01:59:57,100
你知道吧

2982
01:59:57,100 --> 02:00:00,933
谢谢请喊你滚去复习考研的关注

2983
02:00:01,033 --> 02:00:03,399
快去复习考研啦听到没有

2984
02:00:03,866 --> 02:00:04,799
欢迎动漫高手

2985
02:00:04,800 --> 02:00:04,933
谢谢

2986
02:00:04,933 --> 02:00:07,699
古时喵的牛蛙红豆鸟灵感豆喵谢谢

2987
02:00:07,700 --> 02:00:09,200
支持谢谢支持

2988
02:00:10,533 --> 02:00:11,433
啊

2989
02:00:12,200 --> 02:00:12,933
啊

2990
02:00:12,933 --> 02:00:16,233
抽入场特效没抽到什么什么入场特效

2991
02:00:16,233 --> 02:00:17,699
还有入场特效啊

2992
02:00:20,633 --> 02:00:23,733
双向奔赴知心愿

2993
02:00:25,233 --> 02:00:26,733
长相厮守

2994
02:00:27,866 --> 02:00:29,733
这是画的两个啥呀

2995
02:00:29,733 --> 02:00:30,866
喜鹊吗

2996
02:00:31,033 --> 02:00:33,733
我这脸都贴到屏幕上了我看不清

2997
02:00:35,066 --> 02:00:36,666
两个喜鹊吗

2998
02:00:37,033 --> 02:00:39,533
有点土有点像中秋节的特效哎

2999
02:00:39,533 --> 02:00:40,533
你们不觉得吗

3000
02:00:40,533 --> 02:00:43,299
这是两个鸟然后然后再加上一棵

3001
02:00:43,300 --> 02:00:44,533
这什么树啊

3002
02:00:45,066 --> 02:00:46,599
有点像中秋节的特效

3003
02:00:46,600 --> 02:00:48,666
果实喵这个前缀多少米

3004
02:00:48,666 --> 02:00:50,099
好像不是很多吧

3005
02:00:50,233 --> 02:00:52,099
谢谢路宇的爱心喵

3006
02:00:52,100 --> 02:00:53,433
或周尼亚的一个耶耶

3007
02:00:53,433 --> 02:00:56,099
给你送米缓解一下衣服哈哈哈

3008
02:00:58,066 --> 02:01:00,833
主播的精神已经被那个什么吸引过去

3009
02:01:00,833 --> 02:01:01,833
已经被这个双倍

3010
02:01:01,833 --> 02:01:04,033
亲密度的米线吸引过去了

3011
02:01:04,066 --> 02:01:07,266
我以为起码最多放个1.5倍的出来

3012
02:01:07,266 --> 02:01:08,299
或者说有门槛的

3013
02:01:08,300 --> 02:01:09,800
这次这些大家都能了

3014
02:01:09,800 --> 02:01:12,333
我的天那个资料卡皮肤也好看

3015
02:01:12,333 --> 02:01:14,133
正好不贵礼好抽

3016
02:01:14,133 --> 02:01:15,533
我一个桃子11就抽到了

3017
02:01:15,533 --> 02:01:16,933
应该感觉还挺大的吧

3018
02:01:17,033 --> 02:01:19,733
谢谢陆宇的爱心喵或者你还是个喵

3019
02:01:19,733 --> 02:01:21,599
不阴谋不阴谋我一直都不阴谋

3020
02:01:21,600 --> 02:01:22,700
我只是没睡醒

3021
02:01:23,533 --> 02:01:25,499
我现在知道了我真没睡醒

3022
02:01:25,866 --> 02:01:28,199
没睡醒的时候就疯狂的走神

3023
02:01:28,200 --> 02:01:30,233
我甚至翘个二郎腿

3024
02:01:30,233 --> 02:01:31,399
拿着我的签字笔

3025
02:01:31,400 --> 02:01:33,100
在我腿上画着一个这个

3026
02:01:33,100 --> 02:01:34,800
这个小人的那种

3027
02:01:34,800 --> 02:01:36,033
耶耶喵的那种

3028
02:01:36,066 --> 02:01:37,466
小人的那个图案呢

3029
02:01:37,466 --> 02:01:39,033
我都没反应过来我在干嘛

3030
02:01:39,033 --> 02:01:40,733
我就我就画出来了你知道吧

3031
02:01:41,100 --> 02:01:43,466
谢谢某山真的相思豆相思豆

3032
02:01:43,466 --> 02:01:44,433
好多好相思豆

3033
02:01:44,433 --> 02:01:45,666
因为阿里个豆是主播

3034
02:01:45,666 --> 02:01:48,066
美颜米亚荣登现实门榜总榜第6

3035
02:01:48,066 --> 02:01:49,633
即将获得热门浏览推荐

3036
02:01:50,000 --> 02:01:52,433
哈哈哈我在我身上画了个图

3037
02:01:52,433 --> 02:01:54,299
等我还得去把它洗下去

3038
02:01:54,300 --> 02:01:55,500
我真是服了

3039
02:01:55,500 --> 02:01:56,266
看看好吗

3040
02:01:56,266 --> 02:01:58,066
肯定不可能给你们看啊

3041
02:01:58,633 --> 02:01:59,133
我发现

3042
02:01:59,133 --> 02:02:01,099
的时候我已经把五官都画完了

3043
02:02:01,100 --> 02:02:02,333
然后我就控制不了自己

3044
02:02:02,333 --> 02:02:04,699
勾线的时候我就把整个都画完了

3045
02:02:04,733 --> 02:02:07,599
哈哈哈所以你们没发现我刚

3046
02:02:07,600 --> 02:02:08,500
才就是直播的时候

3047
02:02:08,500 --> 02:02:09,666
我低着头的吗

3048
02:02:09,666 --> 02:02:11,833
其实我是在一边画画一边说话

3049
02:02:15,400 --> 02:02:18,033
这就是一个典型的a d h d的表现

3050
02:02:18,033 --> 02:02:19,866
总是要做些什么东西来

3051
02:02:19,866 --> 02:02:23,599
来缓解现在所在做事的这种焦虑感吧

3052
02:02:24,600 --> 02:02:26,100
我真上课的时候特无聊

3053
02:02:26,100 --> 02:02:27,733
我就在页角上画画

3054
02:02:27,833 --> 02:02:29,999
铅笔用完了我就用签字笔

3055
02:02:30,000 --> 02:02:31,266
导致就是

3056
02:02:31,266 --> 02:02:33,266
全年组都知道有一个

3057
02:02:33,266 --> 02:02:35,733
特别特别喜欢在书上画画的人

3058
02:02:35,733 --> 02:02:37,999
我还曾经被班主任提起来过

3059
02:02:38,000 --> 02:02:40,400
在我的那个做的那个卷子边上

3060
02:02:40,400 --> 02:02:41,633
就画着画画小人

3061
02:02:41,633 --> 02:02:44,033
画那种动漫卡通小人

3062
02:02:44,033 --> 02:02:46,833
长发飘飘仙气满满

3063
02:02:47,033 --> 02:02:49,433
再加上那个什么精灵耳朵

3064
02:02:49,433 --> 02:02:50,899
我以前特喜欢精灵

3065
02:02:50,900 --> 02:02:53,300
然后我就每每画一个人都是三角耳朵

3066
02:02:53,300 --> 02:02:56,500
被我们班主任提溜起来骂骂我啊

3067
02:02:56,500 --> 02:02:59,433
天天上课不听课也不做数学卷啊

3068
02:02:59,433 --> 02:03:02,533
就就仗着自己聪明就天天摸鱼

3069
02:03:03,066 --> 02:03:05,666
天天画三角耳朵的这个这个这个

3070
02:03:05,666 --> 02:03:07,433
小女孩哈哈哈

3071
02:03:08,466 --> 02:03:10,199
导致那段时间都没脸见人

3072
02:03:10,200 --> 02:03:11,133
每个人见我都说

3073
02:03:11,133 --> 02:03:13,466
你这三角耳朵小女儿画的怎么样

3074
02:03:13,800 --> 02:03:15,433
很尴尬真的很尴尬

3075
02:03:15,433 --> 02:03:16,799
跟我小时候在舞蹈室

3076
02:03:16,800 --> 02:03:18,700
扣那个胶皮的故事差不多

3077
02:03:19,000 --> 02:03:21,600
我超谢谢马克偷的桃子夭夭

3078
02:03:21,800 --> 02:03:25,633
感谢支持喵感谢感谢红豆呀利干德

3079
02:03:25,700 --> 02:03:26,900
太破费了太破费了

3080
02:03:26,900 --> 02:03:28,600
谢谢马克偷讲桃子夭夭

3081
02:03:28,733 --> 02:03:31,066
那是我学习最好的一段时间

3082
02:03:31,133 --> 02:03:32,899
我都不咋努力然后

3083
02:03:33,500 --> 02:03:34,900
班主任对我的评价就是

3084
02:03:34,900 --> 02:03:37,133
你要努力的话你能跟咱班第一一样

3085
02:03:37,133 --> 02:03:39,933
我说老师别往我脸上贴金

3086
02:03:39,933 --> 02:03:42,266
我知道我自己哈哈哈他说

3087
02:03:42,300 --> 02:03:44,133
你这孩子怎么不争气呢

3088
02:03:44,133 --> 02:03:45,899
夸夸你激励一下你

3089
02:03:45,900 --> 02:03:47,866
你怎么就往后退呢

3090
02:03:47,866 --> 02:03:49,266
什么时候往后缩干嘛

3091
02:03:49,266 --> 02:03:51,099
他就拿那个那个那个

3092
02:03:51,700 --> 02:03:52,533
那个那个

3093
02:03:52,800 --> 02:03:55,700
那种那种秸秆扎起来的那种小小

3094
02:03:55,700 --> 02:03:56,866
小小小条条

3095
02:03:56,866 --> 02:03:58,233
然后就怼我一下

3096
02:03:58,233 --> 02:04:01,533
哈哈哈不是不是他搞暴力

3097
02:04:01,533 --> 02:04:04,833
是因为我跟他关系很好然后他就他就

3098
02:04:05,100 --> 02:04:07,800
对我很好对我很好对我家人也很好

3099
02:04:09,000 --> 02:04:11,266
这个礼物的logo它会一直动

3100
02:04:11,266 --> 02:04:13,666
对这个礼物的logo就是它的特效吧

3101
02:04:13,666 --> 02:04:14,633
谢谢谢谢谢谢

3102
02:04:14,633 --> 02:04:17,399
马克特讲桃子11米奥阿里嘎达尼尔

3103
02:04:17,700 --> 02:04:19,000
好等你阿里嘎达尔等我

3104
02:04:19,000 --> 02:04:20,066
喵看看好吗

3105
02:04:20,066 --> 02:04:21,299
不能看不能看

3106
02:04:21,500 --> 02:04:24,066
哈哈哈在七夕的当天

3107
02:04:24,066 --> 02:04:26,866
主播给给观众发腿照是吧

3108
02:04:27,066 --> 02:04:28,033
终于直播了

3109
02:04:28,033 --> 02:04:28,799
在呢狗蛋

3110
02:04:28,800 --> 02:04:30,333
是在呢昨天特殊情况啊

3111
02:04:30,333 --> 02:04:32,866
我这还得去把这个洗掉挺麻烦

3112
02:04:34,233 --> 02:04:34,499
哎

3113
02:04:34,500 --> 02:04:37,033
有一种有一种这个这个纹身的感觉

3114
02:04:37,033 --> 02:04:38,099
他不是这种感觉

3115
02:04:38,100 --> 02:04:40,333
嗯欢迎s t b

3116
02:04:40,466 --> 02:04:41,933
你的排位打的咋样

3117
02:04:41,933 --> 02:04:46,933
s t b你不会才醒吧s t b咦咦呃呜

3118
02:04:49,200 --> 02:04:50,233
这个包包牛牛

3119
02:04:50,233 --> 02:04:51,933
哇好多女孩这个都

3120
02:04:52,500 --> 02:04:54,200
这个礼物的logo真的很好看

3121
02:04:54,200 --> 02:04:55,400
你抽到了吗马克托

3122
02:04:55,400 --> 02:04:56,500
抽到了吗抽到了吗

3123
02:04:56,500 --> 02:04:57,333
热门宝来的

3124
02:04:57,333 --> 02:04:58,433
谁是美颜啊

3125
02:04:58,533 --> 02:04:59,933
主办画了个啥

3126
02:04:59,933 --> 02:05:01,466
我画了个那种

3127
02:05:02,400 --> 02:05:04,233
呃我在纸上画一下吧

3128
02:05:04,233 --> 02:05:06,233
其实不是夜夜喵但是我嗓子淹没

3129
02:05:06,233 --> 02:05:08,333
画出来很奇怪啊哈哈

3130
02:05:20,266 --> 02:05:22,999
等一下我我手机飞出去了

3131
02:05:23,466 --> 02:05:26,033
我手机飞出去了你们等一下

3132
02:05:26,666 --> 02:05:29,466
他他他飞出去了

3133
02:05:36,433 --> 02:05:37,533
飞的老远

3134
02:05:37,533 --> 02:05:38,666
哎呀你们都

3135
02:05:38,733 --> 02:05:40,899
你们能不能听到这个这支架的声音

3136
02:05:40,900 --> 02:05:42,300
好像摔坏了

3137
02:05:47,400 --> 02:05:49,466
完了完了卡了卡了

3138
02:05:49,466 --> 02:05:50,633
啥呀这都

3139
02:05:53,400 --> 02:05:56,600
刚才刚才那个拉了一下那个那个那个

3140
02:05:56,600 --> 02:05:58,100
垫在下面的那个纸

3141
02:05:58,100 --> 02:06:00,933
然后他把充电线给拉拉脱了

3142
02:06:00,933 --> 02:06:03,199
拉脱了然后他就飞出去了

3143
02:06:03,266 --> 02:06:05,066
我也不知道他怎么飞出去的

3144
02:06:05,066 --> 02:06:06,799
别问我我不知道

3145
02:06:07,466 --> 02:06:08,433
这声音

3146
02:06:09,100 --> 02:06:10,900
都不所以我说很尴尬呀

3147
02:06:10,900 --> 02:06:12,633
我也不想我也不想

3148
02:06:12,633 --> 02:06:15,133
所以我说很尴尬你知道吗真的很尴尬

3149
02:06:15,233 --> 02:06:17,699
你说你很正经的时候你你被吓

3150
02:06:17,700 --> 02:06:18,933
你忽然忽然就

3151
02:06:20,000 --> 02:06:23,233
啊我画在腿上的这个这个猫脸花了

3152
02:06:23,233 --> 02:06:26,133
哈哈哈画在腿上这个猫脸花了

3153
02:06:26,133 --> 02:06:27,633
如果看见我昨天睡12小时

3154
02:06:27,633 --> 02:06:29,333
你把主播的觉都睡完了

3155
02:06:29,333 --> 02:06:30,699
你怎么这能睡呢

3156
02:06:31,066 --> 02:06:32,133
你也太能睡了吧

3157
02:06:32,133 --> 02:06:34,833
我在纸上面给你们画一个差不多的

3158
02:06:34,833 --> 02:06:37,899
然后然后那个等下拍给你们看一眼吧

3159
02:06:38,300 --> 02:06:39,833
我在纸上画一个差不多的

3160
02:06:39,833 --> 02:06:41,633
我对着自己的腿临摹

3161
02:06:41,633 --> 02:06:42,633
是一个什么样的人呢

3162
02:06:42,633 --> 02:06:44,433
好奇怪的人呢大家

3163
02:06:44,866 --> 02:06:46,399
怎么会有这么奇怪的人

3164
02:06:46,433 --> 02:06:48,199
我还以为看到那个可爱的微笑声

3165
02:06:48,200 --> 02:06:50,266
你们没听到那个哐哐往地上掉

3166
02:06:50,266 --> 02:06:51,399
的那个声音吗

3167
02:06:51,900 --> 02:06:54,066
就刚才那个手机掉地上那个声音

3168
02:06:54,066 --> 02:06:56,599
然后摔出去老远的那个声音啊

3169
02:06:56,600 --> 02:06:59,433
不行这纸上画的没有在腿上画的可爱

3170
02:06:59,433 --> 02:07:01,233
我不能拍腿啊我去

3171
02:07:03,066 --> 02:07:05,666
这纸上画的怎么这么阴险呢

3172
02:07:07,266 --> 02:07:09,733
好丑好丑好丑好丑

3173
02:07:09,900 --> 02:07:11,133
来给大家看一下

3174
02:07:11,933 --> 02:07:13,199
我被吓醒了别急

3175
02:07:13,200 --> 02:07:15,133
下播之后给你们看下播之后给你们看

3176
02:07:15,133 --> 02:07:16,266
别急别急

3177
02:07:16,666 --> 02:07:17,666
滑了滑了

3178
02:07:17,666 --> 02:07:18,899
滑滑屁滑

3179
02:07:19,033 --> 02:07:20,533
快滚快滚

3180
02:07:21,033 --> 02:07:23,699
给我吓醒了给我吓醒了给我也吓到了

3181
02:07:23,700 --> 02:07:24,900
不好意思不好意思大家

3182
02:07:24,900 --> 02:07:26,033
不好意思不好意思

3183
02:07:26,033 --> 02:07:27,533
对不起啊对不起对不起

3184
02:07:27,633 --> 02:07:29,099
我以为这个直播断了呢

3185
02:07:29,100 --> 02:07:30,266
我以为你们没听到呢

3186
02:07:30,266 --> 02:07:31,733
你们怎么听到了呀

3187
02:07:31,733 --> 02:07:33,133
我以为我以为直播断了呢

3188
02:07:33,133 --> 02:07:36,066
我还在想幸好幸好这这没人说我搞

3189
02:07:36,066 --> 02:07:37,999
热水器了直播断了真好

3190
02:07:38,000 --> 02:07:40,400
结果发现你们都听到了真是服了

3191
02:07:42,666 --> 02:07:43,666
你被吓醒了

3192
02:07:43,666 --> 02:07:46,399
别急也别急你可以把纸放在腿上面啊

3193
02:07:46,400 --> 02:07:48,533
对把纸放腿上面是不是就有手感了

3194
02:07:50,300 --> 02:07:51,266
欢迎微风细雨

3195
02:07:51,266 --> 02:07:52,599
我早就滑坏人了

3196
02:07:52,600 --> 02:07:54,466
别滑了差不多得了

3197
02:07:54,466 --> 02:07:55,633
别滑了别滑了

3198
02:07:55,633 --> 02:07:56,899
真没搞真没搞

3199
02:07:56,933 --> 02:07:59,599
你这说我搞热水器我浑身难受

3200
02:07:59,600 --> 02:08:00,733
我为啥要给你搞热水器

3201
02:08:00,733 --> 02:08:01,999
好像多滑是吧

3202
02:08:02,033 --> 02:08:03,233
换过换过

3203
02:08:07,666 --> 02:08:09,466
听听远处的周杰伦吧

3204
02:08:09,600 --> 02:08:12,000
i s q成屏蔽词了发不出来

3205
02:08:12,000 --> 02:08:14,066
7月不是有那个社区整顿吗

3206
02:08:14,066 --> 02:08:14,933
社区整顿之后

3207
02:08:14,933 --> 02:08:16,466
发不出来我觉得很正常的

3208
02:08:16,466 --> 02:08:18,499
马克都抽到了吗抽到了吗

3209
02:08:18,500 --> 02:08:20,100
那个那个嗯

3210
02:08:21,433 --> 02:08:22,433
交个大先

3211
02:08:22,433 --> 02:08:24,699
别对着我交大我会觉得你恶心

3212
02:08:24,700 --> 02:08:26,000
对着我交大一次

3213
02:08:26,000 --> 02:08:29,133
这个呃呃呃这个呃呃

3214
02:08:32,333 --> 02:08:34,433
哈哈哈怎么威胁你们

3215
02:08:35,033 --> 02:08:36,199
没法威胁你们

3216
02:08:36,200 --> 02:08:37,033
被吓困了

3217
02:08:37,033 --> 02:08:38,266
那你快睡啊先

3218
02:08:38,400 --> 02:08:40,300
不对你这个点不能睡觉

3219
02:08:40,300 --> 02:08:41,500
你也不能睡觉

3220
02:08:42,400 --> 02:08:44,200
你你不可以睡觉你

3221
02:08:45,033 --> 02:08:46,333
入场特效好难受

3222
02:08:46,333 --> 02:08:47,299
入场特效贵

3223
02:08:47,300 --> 02:08:48,100
入场特效很贵

3224
02:08:48,100 --> 02:08:49,033
肯定贵着

3225
02:08:49,300 --> 02:08:51,866
交不出来我也不如对着自己讲算了

3226
02:08:51,866 --> 02:08:53,599
没事没事么么么么

3227
02:08:55,300 --> 02:08:56,500
你不会单抽的吧

3228
02:08:56,500 --> 02:08:57,466
他能换的

3229
02:08:57,466 --> 02:08:59,433
他能那个拉拉平日的

3230
02:09:00,700 --> 02:09:02,266
我来说哈哈哈

3231
02:09:02,266 --> 02:09:04,699
好好好好好好好支持啊

3232
02:09:04,700 --> 02:09:06,833
支持支持支持支持

3233
02:09:06,833 --> 02:09:08,999
那个呃阿香正义代言啊

3234
02:09:09,000 --> 02:09:10,133
支持正义代言

3235
02:09:10,533 --> 02:09:14,333
你来啦哦你来啦

3236
02:09:14,333 --> 02:09:16,533
阿平你怎么这个点来了

3237
02:09:16,800 --> 02:09:19,666
我们在加拿大的这个半夜相约是吧

3238
02:09:19,666 --> 02:09:20,999
是不是你是不是你

3239
02:09:21,000 --> 02:09:23,100
是不是要夜袭夜席多伦多了

3240
02:09:23,100 --> 02:09:23,600
这个这个

3241
02:09:23,600 --> 02:09:26,000
我去找一个饭团快送的骑手

3242
02:09:26,000 --> 02:09:27,466
把我做的卤味给你分一个

3243
02:09:27,466 --> 02:09:30,533
哈哈哈我找个骑手然后

3244
02:09:30,700 --> 02:09:33,033
找个带货的带到多伦多去

3245
02:09:33,300 --> 02:09:34,633
其实我一直都在我知

3246
02:09:34,633 --> 02:09:37,399
道你一直在卡你是不是在去美云的

3247
02:09:37,400 --> 02:09:40,533
画画画画画画画画

3248
02:09:42,133 --> 02:09:44,399
画画画画画画画

3249
02:09:45,233 --> 02:09:49,266
就该完整的过过过过过过

3250
02:09:49,266 --> 02:09:51,899
这人若从来不属于我

3251
02:09:51,933 --> 02:09:54,099
我忽然想到我是不打美联盟的

3252
02:09:55,433 --> 02:09:56,233
呃

3253
02:09:56,666 --> 02:09:59,433
我我假装不知道我假装不知道这件事

3254
02:09:59,700 --> 02:10:02,400
小心点我随时可能出现在你身后喔

3255
02:10:04,000 --> 02:10:05,833
拽着你爹尾巴

3256
02:10:05,866 --> 02:10:07,799
我爹没有尾巴

3257
02:10:08,266 --> 02:10:09,266
拽我好吗

3258
02:10:09,266 --> 02:10:10,433
别拽我爹

3259
02:10:10,433 --> 02:10:11,466
你也太坏了吧

3260
02:10:11,466 --> 02:10:13,466
加拿大有假心比国

3261
02:10:13,466 --> 02:10:14,466
有倒是有啊

3262
02:10:14,900 --> 02:10:16,633
之前多多还有演唱会的

3263
02:10:16,633 --> 02:10:18,466
但我没去看因为因为

3264
02:10:18,733 --> 02:10:20,833
感觉看看着没啥意思

3265
02:10:20,833 --> 02:10:23,199
但不得不说的是就是最近很火的那个

3266
02:10:23,200 --> 02:10:24,733
大家放一下这歌手他

3267
02:10:24,900 --> 02:10:27,533
他好像在那个渥太华演出了哎

3268
02:10:27,600 --> 02:10:29,866
这个歌手他好像也是加拿大的

3269
02:10:30,666 --> 02:10:32,233
大张无事发生了

3270
02:10:32,300 --> 02:10:34,266
这个歌手也是加拿大的

3271
02:10:39,000 --> 02:10:40,733
1,500可以直接买

3272
02:10:41,033 --> 02:10:42,433
好像百分百吧

3273
02:10:42,433 --> 02:10:44,933
但我一般80%我就去赌了

3274
02:10:45,266 --> 02:10:48,333
这个歌手他开了那我唱了这首歌来着

3275
02:10:48,533 --> 02:10:50,866
好像也是加拿大的在问台华开的

3276
02:10:50,933 --> 02:10:53,299
8月不打饼不玩了也不是很好看

3277
02:10:53,400 --> 02:10:54,500
冷静消费捏

3278
02:10:54,900 --> 02:10:57,833
么么么chase your legacy

3279
02:10:59,400 --> 02:11:04,233
keep it a thousand a self made with no pet agree

3280
02:11:04,233 --> 02:11:05,666
baby pet on me

3281
02:11:05,666 --> 02:11:09,033
let them see you smiling on the front pages

3282
02:11:09,033 --> 02:11:11,899
Mama这首歌最好听的还是这个地方

3283
02:11:12,100 --> 02:11:13,466
就这个地方最好听

3284
02:11:13,466 --> 02:11:14,933
但不知道为什么大家都在卡

3285
02:11:14,933 --> 02:11:16,099
那个副歌的点

3286
02:11:18,800 --> 02:11:20,266
you should bet on me

3287
02:11:20,333 --> 02:11:21,999
like i'm apple in the ninety's

3288
02:11:22,000 --> 02:11:23,466
you should bet on me

3289
02:11:23,466 --> 02:11:25,133
gonna wanna get behind me

3290
02:11:25,133 --> 02:11:28,299
like i'm twenty three before Mikey was on Nikes

3291
02:11:28,300 --> 02:11:30,866
you should bet bet bet bet on me

3292
02:11:31,400 --> 02:11:32,733
you should bet on me

3293
02:11:32,800 --> 02:11:33,900
这口大吃了

3294
02:11:33,900 --> 02:11:35,066
什么心动反应

3295
02:11:37,133 --> 02:11:38,133
说英语放不开

3296
02:11:38,133 --> 02:11:40,099
太放不开说英语压的很低

3297
02:11:40,100 --> 02:11:41,033
像个鲁智深一样

3298
02:11:41,033 --> 02:11:41,833
不好听

3299
02:11:42,033 --> 02:11:44,133
传出来还挺好看的我也不买特效了

3300
02:11:44,133 --> 02:11:45,333
好嘞没问题

3301
02:11:45,333 --> 02:11:47,199
他家有个哈哈哈

3302
02:11:47,233 --> 02:11:48,266
他家有个

3303
02:11:48,333 --> 02:11:50,866
有个贾斯丁比伯啊简称

3304
02:11:51,533 --> 02:11:53,233
加了我强制主播

3305
02:11:53,233 --> 02:11:54,499
你不怕被封号啊

3306
02:11:54,500 --> 02:11:56,533
记得告诉我5句话人家去举办你

3307
02:11:56,533 --> 02:11:58,333
我告诉你现在主播有红包啊

3308
02:11:58,333 --> 02:12:00,433
就是啊是谁点的那个

3309
02:12:00,466 --> 02:12:02,399
那波那呀这什么歌呀

3310
02:12:02,400 --> 02:12:04,100
哎呀好好土啊不好听

3311
02:12:04,100 --> 02:12:05,600
别姐姐没有好了吧

3312
02:12:05,600 --> 02:12:06,333
已经好了

3313
02:12:06,333 --> 02:12:08,133
别骗人已经好了

3314
02:12:09,133 --> 02:12:11,999
亚麻熟一次主办能砍3次

3315
02:12:12,333 --> 02:12:12,999
阿香

3316
02:12:13,000 --> 02:12:15,833
我告诉你奥比岛有一个重亚麻的脚本

3317
02:12:15,833 --> 02:12:18,299
你去那个呃哔哩哔哩搜一下

3318
02:12:18,300 --> 02:12:21,933
有一个全自动PC端的亚麻脚本你知道

3319
02:12:21,933 --> 02:12:24,233
10分钟解放双手

3320
02:12:24,233 --> 02:12:25,666
把你的这个这个

3321
02:12:25,800 --> 02:12:26,633
奥比岛一下

3322
02:12:26,633 --> 02:12:28,199
从这个农业社会迈入

3323
02:12:28,200 --> 02:12:29,800
全自动的工业社会

3324
02:12:29,833 --> 02:12:31,033
玩养成游戏

3325
02:12:31,033 --> 02:12:33,833
就是要使用现代化的技术手段来辅佐

3326
02:12:33,833 --> 02:12:34,733
自己的这个

3327
02:12:34,933 --> 02:12:36,333
解放自己的双手啊好

3328
02:12:36,333 --> 02:12:37,799
别当脚本跟好吗

3329
02:12:38,000 --> 02:12:39,900
我们只是收一收亚麻

3330
02:12:39,900 --> 02:12:42,533
我们又不是拿脚本去交易行抢东西

3331
02:12:42,533 --> 02:12:43,733
这个不危害别人的

3332
02:12:43,733 --> 02:12:45,933
只是提高我们自己的生产力啊对吧

3333
02:12:46,033 --> 02:12:48,466
这个资本的原始积累不从别人身上

3334
02:12:48,466 --> 02:12:49,533
不从倒买倒卖来

3335
02:12:49,533 --> 02:12:51,233
而是从我们自己生产我们自己造

3336
02:12:51,233 --> 02:12:52,999
亚麻自己劳动支付啊

3337
02:12:53,000 --> 02:12:55,300
自己支付我觉得这样很好你知道吧

3338
02:12:55,833 --> 02:12:58,866
好开哈哈哈别当脚本勾好吗

3339
02:12:58,866 --> 02:13:00,666
脚本勾不危害别人

3340
02:13:00,700 --> 02:13:02,933
我只是解放了我自己的双手怎么了

3341
02:13:02,933 --> 02:13:05,233
我又不会去打亚麻价格战

3342
02:13:05,233 --> 02:13:07,099
然后把别人的亚麻都收购回来

3343
02:13:07,100 --> 02:13:08,466
然后把我自己的卖出去

3344
02:13:08,466 --> 02:13:09,699
我又不会这么干

3345
02:13:09,833 --> 02:13:11,799
哈哈哈脚本勾是吧

3346
02:13:11,800 --> 02:13:14,500
举报了别乱搞别乱讲啊别乱讲

3347
02:13:15,100 --> 02:13:16,300
you should better me

3348
02:13:17,000 --> 02:13:19,733
i couldn't do it no no you should better me

3349
02:13:20,266 --> 02:13:22,233
啊不行我发不出来这音

3350
02:13:22,433 --> 02:13:23,233
不行

3351
02:13:24,033 --> 02:13:25,199
开了就是挂

3352
02:13:25,200 --> 02:13:27,733
这都是大哥的坚持跟努力

3353
02:13:27,800 --> 02:13:30,833
我用手看的东西凭什么他说是脚本

3354
02:13:30,933 --> 02:13:32,599
我们手本一直都很厉害

3355
02:13:32,600 --> 02:13:34,100
我们手本一直都很强

3356
02:13:34,300 --> 02:13:37,000
给电影人的情书啊你们都喜欢那个吗

3357
02:13:41,600 --> 02:13:43,200
我学编程就是为了这个

3358
02:13:43,200 --> 02:13:44,633
我学写程序就是为了这个

3359
02:13:44,633 --> 02:13:45,033
我不写

3360
02:13:45,033 --> 02:13:47,933
我写程序我不辅佐我自己的生活对吧

3361
02:13:48,100 --> 02:13:50,300
不让这个重复性劳动然后

3362
02:13:50,700 --> 02:13:51,400
机械化

3363
02:13:51,400 --> 02:13:54,000
不让不让重复性劳动那个解放双手

3364
02:13:54,000 --> 02:13:55,100
我为什么我要学这个

3365
02:13:55,100 --> 02:13:57,033
我学这个就是为了干这个啊

3366
02:13:57,133 --> 02:13:58,733
小开不算开啊

3367
02:13:59,000 --> 02:14:00,200
那天我有个朋友来我家

3368
02:14:00,200 --> 02:14:01,433
为我展示外挂的时候

3369
02:14:01,433 --> 02:14:02,899
他当着你的面干嘛了

3370
02:14:03,033 --> 02:14:03,733
他干嘛了

3371
02:14:03,733 --> 02:14:05,899
奥比巴莱的谁是脚本吗

3372
02:14:05,933 --> 02:14:07,399
不推荐开交易脚本

3373
02:14:07,400 --> 02:14:09,733
要不这样会扰乱其他玩家的这个体验

3374
02:14:09,733 --> 02:14:11,466
也不推荐开弹琴脚本

3375
02:14:11,833 --> 02:14:13,866
能不能来首贾斯丁比伯

3376
02:14:14,633 --> 02:14:16,633
我听贾斯丁比伯听PTSD的

3377
02:14:16,633 --> 02:14:19,099
高中有个特讨厌的女生就是那种

3378
02:14:20,200 --> 02:14:21,500
那种社会姐

3379
02:14:21,500 --> 02:14:24,500
然后小团体排挤别人的那种那种

3380
02:14:24,533 --> 02:14:26,599
那种很做作那种女生

3381
02:14:26,600 --> 02:14:29,466
然后天天听贾斯丁比伯

3382
02:14:29,466 --> 02:14:31,299
当我们班的文艺委员

3383
02:14:31,300 --> 02:14:32,833
每天往脚下一怼

3384
02:14:32,833 --> 02:14:34,233
就放他那个贾斯丁比伯

3385
02:14:34,233 --> 02:14:35,499
我就很讨厌他

3386
02:14:35,533 --> 02:14:38,233
连带着也也没有那么喜欢贾斯丁比伯

3387
02:14:38,233 --> 02:14:40,666
但不是说不好听就是挺好听的

3388
02:14:41,333 --> 02:14:42,666
这是卢老爷的点

3389
02:14:43,066 --> 02:14:45,599
哦原来是那个谢谢

3390
02:14:45,600 --> 02:14:47,866
迷惑孤军的情书啊你看对面

3391
02:14:48,100 --> 02:14:49,266
谢谢谢谢

3392
02:14:49,466 --> 02:14:51,433
我大学学了4年计算机

3393
02:14:51,433 --> 02:14:53,466
我玩个游戏还不能用我的专

3394
02:14:53,466 --> 02:14:55,333
业去辅佐一下我自己吗

3395
02:14:55,333 --> 02:14:57,599
真是别叫别叫

3396
02:14:57,600 --> 02:14:58,933
别叫美颜美颜不开

3397
02:14:59,233 --> 02:15:01,266
的追求永恒

3398
02:15:02,066 --> 02:15:05,099
生活却颠簸无常

3399
02:15:05,100 --> 02:15:06,500
遗憾

3400
02:15:07,900 --> 02:15:11,533
你傻傻地追求完美

3401
02:15:12,433 --> 02:15:17,533
却一直给误会给伤害给放弃

3402
02:15:17,866 --> 02:15:19,799
给责备

3403
02:15:21,000 --> 02:15:23,433
和悲和哀

3404
02:15:23,733 --> 02:15:26,199
何必执着与苦

3405
02:15:26,233 --> 02:15:29,933
何必相骂恨与爱

3406
02:15:31,300 --> 02:15:35,500
人间不过啊好了来了来了

3407
02:15:36,066 --> 02:15:38,999
卡了别掉在主播身后看现场能不卡

3408
02:15:40,466 --> 02:15:43,599
因为其实不能总是卡总是卡

3409
02:15:43,600 --> 02:15:45,600
我就不能让自己沉浸到这种

3410
02:15:45,600 --> 02:15:46,500
不停的说话

3411
02:15:46,500 --> 02:15:48,066
不停的狂热里面的

3412
02:15:48,066 --> 02:15:50,199
就是我每次卡完我都会害怕

3413
02:15:50,200 --> 02:15:52,200
我都会犹豫怎么开口

3414
02:15:52,333 --> 02:15:54,333
因为这个对于我来说

3415
02:15:54,333 --> 02:15:56,199
只要一开口我就停不下来

3416
02:15:56,200 --> 02:15:57,833
但最难的就是开口

3417
02:15:57,833 --> 02:16:00,033
只要一起床我就可以一直工作

3418
02:16:00,033 --> 02:16:01,466
但最难的就是起床

3419
02:16:01,466 --> 02:16:03,266
所以每次你们会发现我

3420
02:16:03,400 --> 02:16:04,700
我沉默了一会之后

3421
02:16:04,700 --> 02:16:06,833
可能就要重新找找状态

3422
02:16:07,266 --> 02:16:08,066
我

3423
02:16:08,733 --> 02:16:11,933
我我我最终还是战胜不了那个

3424
02:16:12,233 --> 02:16:15,499
在现实生活中懦弱的胆小的

3425
02:16:15,500 --> 02:16:18,100
开口之前要再三思量的小猫

3426
02:16:18,100 --> 02:16:20,433
只能说靠着一个惯性

3427
02:16:20,433 --> 02:16:22,199
靠着一个一直向前走的惯性

3428
02:16:22,200 --> 02:16:22,933
开一场直播

3429
02:16:22,933 --> 02:16:25,499
一直侃侃谈到下播之后我就会害怕

3430
02:16:25,500 --> 02:16:26,066
担心啊

3431
02:16:26,066 --> 02:16:27,799
哪句话说的是不是不对了

3432
02:16:27,800 --> 02:16:29,933
大家是不是被我这个话得罪了

3433
02:16:29,933 --> 02:16:31,399
后半场不发弹幕了

3434
02:16:31,400 --> 02:16:33,033
他是不是不喜欢我了呀

3435
02:16:33,033 --> 02:16:34,999
哈哈哈啊

3436
02:16:35,300 --> 02:16:38,033
谢谢躲在猫猫怀中的粉丝团

3437
02:16:38,033 --> 02:16:41,233
灯牌主播现在穿着白色小睡裙

3438
02:16:41,233 --> 02:16:43,333
面前架着一个手机支架

3439
02:16:43,433 --> 02:16:45,833
上面放着他的iPhone 14

3440
02:16:45,833 --> 02:16:47,399
呃你怎么发现的

3441
02:16:47,400 --> 02:16:50,866
卧槽你的摄像头按在哪里了

3442
02:16:51,900 --> 02:16:55,733
你你啊你的摄像头

3443
02:16:55,933 --> 02:16:56,733
呃

3444
02:16:57,300 --> 02:16:58,066
没有吧没有

3445
02:16:58,066 --> 02:17:01,066
我是iPhone 13买不起14真太贵了是不是

3446
02:17:02,200 --> 02:17:03,833
大家是不是不爱我了

3447
02:17:03,833 --> 02:17:05,099
大家不要猫猫了

3448
02:17:05,100 --> 02:17:05,900
倒没有吧

3449
02:17:05,900 --> 02:17:09,433
只是这种比较谨小慎微的发言的这种

3450
02:17:09,433 --> 02:17:12,233
这种感觉总是常败在我的身边的

3451
02:17:12,233 --> 02:17:13,033
也不是

3452
02:17:13,333 --> 02:17:15,899
也不是特别你就在我家阁楼盯着我

3453
02:17:15,900 --> 02:17:17,633
哈哈哈阁楼能盯着

3454
02:17:17,633 --> 02:17:20,099
盯穿两层楼盯到地下室是吧你

3455
02:17:20,100 --> 02:17:21,833
好强强强

3456
02:17:22,233 --> 02:17:25,399
听说白色小睡裙这个紫色的

3457
02:17:25,400 --> 02:17:26,433
其实紫色的

3458
02:17:26,433 --> 02:17:28,866
紫色猫咪这个当然是紫色的

3459
02:17:28,866 --> 02:17:32,933
我这一身这个这个拖鞋是黑紫黑紫的

3460
02:17:32,933 --> 02:17:35,199
然后睡裙是白紫白紫的

3461
02:17:35,200 --> 02:17:36,300
我就喜欢紫色

3462
02:17:36,300 --> 02:17:38,000
紫色虽然很显黑呀

3463
02:17:38,033 --> 02:17:40,133
显得主播像个像个美术袋一样

3464
02:17:40,133 --> 02:17:41,033
但是还很可爱

3465
02:17:41,033 --> 02:17:41,833
你喜欢紫色

3466
02:17:41,833 --> 02:17:43,799
你你们这几天晚上

3467
02:17:43,800 --> 02:17:46,300
是不是能听到凌晨45点有开冰箱哦

3468
02:17:46,300 --> 02:17:47,833
是我那是我

3469
02:17:47,833 --> 02:17:49,833
我凌晨45点我还在楼下呢

3470
02:17:49,833 --> 02:17:50,899
你可别乱说啊

3471
02:17:51,033 --> 02:17:53,733
谢谢风清合作聊斋的粉丝灯牌

3472
02:17:53,733 --> 02:17:54,499
感谢你的支持

3473
02:17:54,500 --> 02:17:55,900
红灯啊应该等5秒

3474
02:17:56,000 --> 02:17:58,000
第二天打开冰箱里看所有的

3475
02:17:58,000 --> 02:18:00,533
其他都没了哈哈哈

3476
02:18:03,600 --> 02:18:05,200
小小浣熊是吧

3477
02:18:05,200 --> 02:18:07,533
小浣熊偷偷的来我家打鸡蛋

3478
02:18:07,533 --> 02:18:08,499
做蛋包饭是吧

3479
02:18:08,500 --> 02:18:10,033
我今天腌的鸡蛋呢

3480
02:18:10,133 --> 02:18:11,599
大家都想吃鸡蛋的话

3481
02:18:11,600 --> 02:18:13,266
等下我把那个鸡蛋捞出来

3482
02:18:13,266 --> 02:18:14,999
然后我我卤的鸡蛋

3483
02:18:15,000 --> 02:18:17,333
然后把它切开给大家拍个照片怎么样

3484
02:18:18,700 --> 02:18:21,600
我偷着昨天是我的偶像生日

3485
02:18:23,033 --> 02:18:25,466
踩着婀娜的步伐向着镜头走来

3486
02:18:25,466 --> 02:18:27,466
忽然他开始扎马步

3487
02:18:27,466 --> 02:18:30,533
然后跳了起来从身后拿出了一个篮球

3488
02:18:30,533 --> 02:18:33,866
一边抖肩一边蹦跳一边运球

3489
02:18:33,900 --> 02:18:35,233
这个视频你们看过没

3490
02:18:35,233 --> 02:18:37,066
这是我我对于那个呃

3491
02:18:37,066 --> 02:18:39,199
你的偶像的生日的唯一的这个印象

3492
02:18:39,200 --> 02:18:40,866
大头你要拿这个冠军吗

3493
02:18:40,866 --> 02:18:42,199
你要打这个冠军吗

3494
02:18:43,433 --> 02:18:46,266
我给大家找一下吧我给大家找一下吧

3495
02:18:46,600 --> 02:18:48,466
你们是不是都看过那个视频

3496
02:18:48,466 --> 02:18:50,333
为了防止有人没看过

3497
02:18:50,600 --> 02:18:52,733
那是我对我偶像的完美播放

3498
02:18:52,733 --> 02:18:53,666
你们是不是都看过

3499
02:18:53,666 --> 02:18:54,866
我给你们看一下吧

3500
02:18:55,266 --> 02:18:56,833
我给你们来看一下来

3501
02:18:57,600 --> 02:18:58,866
你们是不是都看过

3502
02:18:58,866 --> 02:19:01,299
那个那个叫什么来着什么老婆来着

3503
02:19:01,300 --> 02:19:02,400
他好可爱

3504
02:19:06,000 --> 02:19:07,100
灼灼老婆

3505
02:19:07,100 --> 02:19:09,100
对他叫灼灼老婆

3506
02:19:09,266 --> 02:19:10,466
我想起来了

3507
02:19:12,233 --> 02:19:15,833
这个人昨天刚7万粉丝啊今天就14万了

3508
02:19:15,833 --> 02:19:17,399
只能说影响力太大

3509
02:19:17,400 --> 02:19:18,300
给大家看一下吧

3510
02:19:18,300 --> 02:19:19,933
就是我一直都不太理解

3511
02:19:19,933 --> 02:19:21,866
蔡徐坤这个梗到底好笑在哪

3512
02:19:21,866 --> 02:19:24,199
但是他这个视频实在是太好笑了

3513
02:19:25,000 --> 02:19:27,700
我就不得不不得不看了很多遍

3514
02:19:27,700 --> 02:19:28,100
你知道吧

3515
02:19:28,100 --> 02:19:29,833
我都我都非常的那个

3516
02:19:30,300 --> 02:19:32,800
沉迷然后我就不得不看了很多遍

3517
02:19:32,800 --> 02:19:34,633
我我我我我已经

3518
02:19:34,633 --> 02:19:36,266
我已经对他上瘾了你知道吧

3519
02:19:36,266 --> 02:19:38,133
感觉有像像的沙丘尼玩玩

3520
02:19:38,133 --> 02:19:39,666
别乱杀别乱杀

3521
02:19:41,866 --> 02:19:43,433
dig给大家看一下吧

3522
02:19:43,433 --> 02:19:45,233
这视频昨天真给我笑笑惨了

3523
02:19:45,233 --> 02:19:47,133
在洗澡的时候哈哈哈

3524
02:19:47,466 --> 02:19:48,833
笑的像个傻逼一样

3525
02:19:48,833 --> 02:19:50,499
我就不停的重复这一段

3526
02:19:50,633 --> 02:19:53,066
这一段哎今天这么卡还坚持陪着我

3527
02:19:53,066 --> 02:19:54,133
我今天多播一会

3528
02:19:54,133 --> 02:19:56,099
明明卡的时间加起来都半个小时

3529
02:19:56,100 --> 02:19:58,066
今天半三个半小时多播一会

3530
02:19:58,266 --> 02:20:00,199
别急总之别急好吧

3531
02:20:01,700 --> 02:20:03,633
他真的真的好能蹦呀

3532
02:20:03,633 --> 02:20:04,299
我的天呐

3533
02:20:04,300 --> 02:20:05,933
我你让我自己穿个平底鞋

3534
02:20:05,933 --> 02:20:06,866
我都不一定能蹦的

3535
02:20:06,866 --> 02:20:07,433
有他好看

3536
02:20:07,433 --> 02:20:09,199
快点走好吗别走好吗

3537
02:20:09,400 --> 02:20:12,500
拉扯行吧别拉好吗别拉好吗

3538
02:20:13,466 --> 02:20:14,266
哼

3539
02:20:15,400 --> 02:20:18,333
今天还没到我们传统的唱歌时间呢

3540
02:20:18,333 --> 02:20:19,899
今天有唱歌时间吗

3541
02:20:19,900 --> 02:20:21,233
原来主办是爱哭

3542
02:20:21,433 --> 02:20:23,866
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

3543
02:20:24,400 --> 02:20:25,933
今天捡卤鸡蛋了

3544
02:20:25,933 --> 02:20:28,899
别别乱你在这边等着网好

3545
02:20:29,066 --> 02:20:31,699
就像课本里的两个小人在等待戈

3546
02:20:31,700 --> 02:20:34,300
多一样他们不知道戈多是谁

3547
02:20:34,300 --> 02:20:36,400
他们也不知道戈多什么时候来

3548
02:20:36,433 --> 02:20:37,733
但是他们站在树下

3549
02:20:37,733 --> 02:20:39,433
就只是为了等待戈多

3550
02:20:39,500 --> 02:20:40,900
我也是一样的

3551
02:20:41,000 --> 02:20:42,833
我不知道这个网为什么坏

3552
02:20:42,866 --> 02:20:44,833
我也不知道他将什么时候好

3553
02:20:44,833 --> 02:20:47,633
我只能坐在这里漫无目的的发呆

3554
02:20:47,700 --> 02:20:49,533
等待一个可能的答案

3555
02:20:49,600 --> 02:20:52,300
但这一切的意义到底在哪里

3556
02:20:52,333 --> 02:20:54,099
在刚才网卡的时候我的

3557
02:20:54,100 --> 02:20:55,866
心中飘过了星空

3558
02:20:56,633 --> 02:20:57,699
飘过了宇宙

3559
02:20:58,033 --> 02:21:01,033
飘过了这个一切的人生的归宿

3560
02:21:01,133 --> 02:21:02,533
我觉得可能直播

3561
02:21:02,600 --> 02:21:04,533
如果也有闲着时间的话

3562
02:21:04,700 --> 02:21:06,600
大概等待网卡的一秒钟

3563
02:21:06,600 --> 02:21:09,033
让我反思了很多很多

3564
02:21:09,500 --> 02:21:11,233
在直播间的喧哗之外

3565
02:21:11,233 --> 02:21:13,499
真实的美丽世界正在等着我

3566
02:21:13,533 --> 02:21:15,799
那么我今天晚上坐在地下室里

3567
02:21:15,800 --> 02:21:16,700
就说明

3568
02:21:16,700 --> 02:21:20,533
我自己拒绝了明天白天清醒着出门

3569
02:21:20,533 --> 02:21:21,499
度过可能

3570
02:21:22,200 --> 02:21:24,233
拥有无限可能的一天的生活

3571
02:21:24,233 --> 02:21:25,733
而选择了每天都循规蹈

3572
02:21:25,733 --> 02:21:27,666
矩的重复一样的这个世界

3573
02:21:27,700 --> 02:21:31,066
时间在我身上似乎就这样凝固了下去

3574
02:21:31,100 --> 02:21:33,066
伴着我的网一样

3575
02:21:33,633 --> 02:21:35,999
我只能在原地空忙的发呆

3576
02:21:38,500 --> 02:21:40,033
从编导的角度来看

3577
02:21:40,033 --> 02:21:41,866
戈多本来就是不存在的美好

3578
02:21:41,866 --> 02:21:44,433
就像我等不来的贝偶一样

3579
02:21:44,833 --> 02:21:46,933
他是我的一种美好的愿景

3580
02:21:46,933 --> 02:21:48,433
我总觉得Rogers不行

3581
02:21:48,433 --> 02:21:50,333
那换了贝偶可能就好了吧

3582
02:21:50,533 --> 02:21:53,233
但是贝偶的商家却告诉我说

3583
02:21:53,266 --> 02:21:54,299
贝偶也不行

3584
02:21:54,300 --> 02:21:57,066
贝偶在你这网速是Rogers的1/5

3585
02:21:57,533 --> 02:21:58,866
那么这个1/5

3586
02:21:58,933 --> 02:22:00,666
他到底会不会比现在更好呢

3587
02:22:00,666 --> 02:22:01,399
我不知道

3588
02:22:01,400 --> 02:22:03,066
但我总是把美好的想象

3589
02:22:03,066 --> 02:22:05,399
寄托于现在没有拥有的事物上

3590
02:22:05,400 --> 02:22:09,000
我觉得这一切真的都非常脱离实际啊

3591
02:22:10,100 --> 02:22:12,900
师傅别念了大师兄都跑了

3592
02:22:13,066 --> 02:22:15,299
人生何尝不是如此呢

3593
02:22:15,300 --> 02:22:19,000
对吧 2022年8月3号

3594
02:22:19,500 --> 02:22:25,433
下午12:57咪呀咪呀跟你谈论天谈论地

3595
02:22:25,866 --> 02:22:26,999
谈论于

3596
02:22:59,866 --> 02:23:03,599
我没有得到这个开心的爽

3597
02:23:03,866 --> 02:23:06,899
但是我却得到了闲着时间的痛

3598
02:23:07,233 --> 02:23:10,299
那么我的爽到底被谁承担了呢

3599
02:23:11,300 --> 02:23:12,633
是谁在爽呢

3600
02:23:12,633 --> 02:23:13,899
小黑子说话

3601
02:23:24,266 --> 02:23:25,399
今天的录播

3602
02:23:25,600 --> 02:23:29,533
已经像我的心一样满地疮痍满地破碎

3603
02:23:29,733 --> 02:23:31,933
有一个童话说的很好

3604
02:23:32,033 --> 02:23:34,533
一个女孩子拥有玻璃做的心

3605
02:23:35,066 --> 02:23:36,899
在风雪之中他的心被打

3606
02:23:36,900 --> 02:23:37,900
成了碎片

3607
02:23:38,066 --> 02:23:40,099
最后一片就在巫婆的眼里

3608
02:23:40,100 --> 02:23:41,933
我觉得我最后的一片一定是在

3609
02:23:42,000 --> 02:23:43,200
贝尔斯这个运营商

3610
02:23:43,200 --> 02:23:45,533
在rose那个运营商的眼睛里面吧

3611
02:23:45,866 --> 02:23:47,533
满地都是玻璃碎片

3612
02:23:47,533 --> 02:23:49,799
你要我如何去承受面对

3613
02:23:50,800 --> 02:23:53,400
看着你的脸我如何承受面对

3614
02:23:59,700 --> 02:24:01,000
你们没有发现

3615
02:24:01,266 --> 02:24:02,399
你们没有发现

3616
02:24:02,400 --> 02:24:03,666
我我

3617
02:24:04,300 --> 02:24:07,033
我本来直播卡了一次

3618
02:24:07,033 --> 02:24:09,199
我急卡了两次我闹

3619
02:24:09,266 --> 02:24:11,799
卡了三次我又哭又笑

3620
02:24:12,433 --> 02:24:13,333
卡到第30次

3621
02:24:13,333 --> 02:24:15,066
我的心里只剩一片平静

3622
02:24:15,066 --> 02:24:17,533
跟一片不出意料的感觉

3623
02:24:17,600 --> 02:24:19,266
我觉得人生可能就是这样的

3624
02:24:19,266 --> 02:24:21,499
如果说你有一个经常出轨的伴侣啊

3625
02:24:21,500 --> 02:24:24,866
他出轨1次你为他痛心疾首他出轨2次

3626
02:24:24,933 --> 02:24:27,866
你对他这个这个这个怀抱愤恨

3627
02:24:27,866 --> 02:24:29,466
他出轨20次你就会觉得

3628
02:24:29,833 --> 02:24:32,999
啊今天这个还不错比上一个强

3629
02:24:33,633 --> 02:24:34,466
就这个感觉

3630
02:24:34,466 --> 02:24:36,233
我现在已经已经很乐观

3631
02:24:36,233 --> 02:24:37,233
就乐观到

3632
02:24:37,400 --> 02:24:41,066
比对每一次复活这个时间所用的长短

3633
02:24:41,066 --> 02:24:42,466
我觉得还挺不错的

3634
02:24:43,133 --> 02:24:45,499
谢谢梦幻之队的3个爱的爱的

3635
02:24:45,500 --> 02:24:46,666
这主播的内容吗

3636
02:24:46,666 --> 02:24:48,733
我不知道我不知道我内容什么样

3637
02:24:48,733 --> 02:24:50,399
可能我内容跟哥多一样

3638
02:24:50,400 --> 02:24:51,900
就消散在风里了吧

3639
02:24:53,466 --> 02:24:54,666
毛礼物给你念

3640
02:24:54,666 --> 02:24:55,933
谢谢你谢谢你

3641
02:24:55,933 --> 02:24:57,099
后头你也立个抖

3642
02:24:57,100 --> 02:24:58,833
大家看个乐呵就行了

3643
02:24:59,133 --> 02:25:00,833
大家看个乐呵就行了

3644
02:25:00,833 --> 02:25:02,833
如果这卡顿也是一种节目效果

3645
02:25:02,833 --> 02:25:03,933
那么我愿意去

3646
02:25:04,100 --> 02:25:04,866
我愿意去

3647
02:25:04,866 --> 02:25:06,433
那什么我就怕你们急

3648
02:25:06,433 --> 02:25:09,199
我就怕你们着急然后不来看我了对吧

3649
02:25:09,200 --> 02:25:11,000
这个很正常也很正常吧

3650
02:25:11,000 --> 02:25:14,533
但是但是就can i let you shoot

3651
02:25:14,600 --> 02:25:17,600
谢谢大家今天就顶着这么卡还来看我

3652
02:25:17,600 --> 02:25:18,700
我真的就觉得

3653
02:25:18,800 --> 02:25:20,200
可能我我

3654
02:25:20,200 --> 02:25:22,100
对于我对于我

3655
02:25:22,100 --> 02:25:23,100
对于燕人来说

3656
02:25:23,100 --> 02:25:24,133
可能也是一些

3657
02:25:24,233 --> 02:25:26,533
没有办法去替代的主播吧

3658
02:25:26,533 --> 02:25:27,999
我为什么这么拼的

3659
02:25:28,000 --> 02:25:30,066
7月份一整个月我一天我也不休息

3660
02:25:30,066 --> 02:25:31,633
我每天我播6个小时

3661
02:25:31,833 --> 02:25:33,799
就是让我觉得我在上升期

3662
02:25:33,833 --> 02:25:34,933
但是这个上升期

3663
02:25:34,933 --> 02:25:36,899
不是我自己给自己创造的

3664
02:25:36,900 --> 02:25:39,000
而是说正好放暑假了

3665
02:25:39,000 --> 02:25:40,700
然后看的人就很多

3666
02:25:40,700 --> 02:25:41,800
就不是我自己创造

3667
02:25:41,800 --> 02:25:44,300
而是说我干出来的时长越多

3668
02:25:44,300 --> 02:25:46,433
然后我跟我就能让更多烟人看到

3669
02:25:46,433 --> 02:25:47,899
我三天不来看你就忘了我

3670
02:25:47,900 --> 02:25:49,666
但我今天我真的感觉到就是

3671
02:25:50,200 --> 02:25:52,100
人生在世还是有一点特殊的

3672
02:25:52,100 --> 02:25:53,100
就很谢谢大伙

3673
02:25:53,233 --> 02:25:54,899
let's go that you move

3674
02:25:55,266 --> 02:25:56,099
比如我们就

3675
02:25:56,466 --> 02:25:57,333
下一次的觉得

3676
02:25:57,333 --> 02:25:59,666
直播就是应该有一个好的网

3677
02:25:59,666 --> 02:26:01,999
就是应该有个好的网速一个好的状态

3678
02:26:02,033 --> 02:26:03,099
比如我们下一次觉得

3679
02:26:03,100 --> 02:26:04,200
世界上所有的商店

3680
02:26:04,200 --> 02:26:05,700
应该所有地方都开着

3681
02:26:05,700 --> 02:26:08,000
总有一个人在你的背后等你

3682
02:26:08,033 --> 02:26:09,666
但是等到维多利亚日的时候

3683
02:26:09,666 --> 02:26:11,533
你发现全世界哪怕是便利店

3684
02:26:11,533 --> 02:26:13,333
你找到一个开着你都很开心

3685
02:26:13,400 --> 02:26:15,233
钻进去摸摸里面的水果杯

3686
02:26:15,233 --> 02:26:17,599
看看里面的这个这个饮料罐

3687
02:26:17,600 --> 02:26:19,500
你都觉得一切都是那么的美好

3688
02:26:19,500 --> 02:26:20,700
因为在这个时候

3689
02:26:21,133 --> 02:26:23,133
你觉得已经在等你的这一切

3690
02:26:23,133 --> 02:26:25,833
就理所应当的在原地等你的一切都

3691
02:26:25,900 --> 02:26:26,833
消失不见了

3692
02:26:26,833 --> 02:26:28,633
就像我我不知道往天

3693
02:26:28,700 --> 02:26:31,100
可以连贯连续不断的直播啊

3694
02:26:31,100 --> 02:26:32,300
也是一种奢侈对吧

3695
02:26:32,300 --> 02:26:33,333
我上一次有这种体验

3696
02:26:33,333 --> 02:26:34,933
还是我没拿到白名单

3697
02:26:34,933 --> 02:26:36,233
等我出国的时候

3698
02:26:36,633 --> 02:26:38,466
直播推流我进了别人的号

3699
02:26:38,466 --> 02:26:39,666
无论如何也推不出去

3700
02:26:39,666 --> 02:26:41,599
我就很急很空茫很焦虑

3701
02:26:41,600 --> 02:26:43,033
就想躺在沙发上

3702
02:26:43,033 --> 02:26:44,499
因为我知道这些天不直播

3703
02:26:44,500 --> 02:26:46,066
会让我的数据一落千丈

3704
02:26:46,066 --> 02:26:48,466
可能后面很久也缓不过来气了

3705
02:26:48,800 --> 02:26:51,266
就是让我再一次感觉到了这种

3706
02:26:52,633 --> 02:26:55,266
平凡生活中每一个按部就班的这

3707
02:26:55,266 --> 02:26:57,799
个日常都是一种难得可贵的东西

3708
02:26:57,800 --> 02:26:59,266
大家谢谢大家

3709
02:27:00,833 --> 02:27:02,199
小猫我16级了

3710
02:27:02,200 --> 02:27:04,900
恭喜你捏得着的狼恭喜恭喜

3711
02:27:05,333 --> 02:27:06,466
觉得铺垫那么多

3712
02:27:06,466 --> 02:27:07,733
鸡你太没事吧

3713
02:27:07,733 --> 02:27:10,466
今天卡就不好说了不好说

3714
02:27:12,666 --> 02:27:13,633
谢谢大家

3715
02:27:14,533 --> 02:27:16,466
总之就是讲点道理吧

3716
02:27:16,466 --> 02:27:18,233
听听美艳说的道理吧

3717
02:27:19,600 --> 02:27:21,900
每一次卡我都有一些新的感触吧

3718
02:27:21,900 --> 02:27:25,333
只能说这种情况下大家还不放弃我

3719
02:27:25,433 --> 02:27:26,799
不抛弃不放弃

3720
02:27:26,800 --> 02:27:28,800
你就明知道主播都ICU了

3721
02:27:28,800 --> 02:27:31,633
你还你还坚持守护我到最后一刻不到

3722
02:27:31,833 --> 02:27:34,133
看到结果你都你都不会放弃我

3723
02:27:34,133 --> 02:27:35,399
真的很感谢啊

3724
02:27:36,000 --> 02:27:38,400
谢谢等肉的狼的16个相思豆呢

3725
02:27:38,633 --> 02:27:40,699
小猫我17级了哦

3726
02:27:41,100 --> 02:27:42,533
哇升级这么快

3727
02:27:42,533 --> 02:27:44,999
哈哈哈升级这么快

3728
02:27:45,000 --> 02:27:47,666
谢谢等肉的狼的17个16个相思豆呢

3729
02:27:47,666 --> 02:27:49,099
啊离开豆面怎么谢

3730
02:27:49,100 --> 02:27:50,000
言语不起作用

3731
02:27:50,000 --> 02:27:51,900
等我什么时候网能连续24小时不断

3732
02:27:51,900 --> 02:27:53,200
我就播24小时

3733
02:27:54,033 --> 02:27:56,233
等我什么时候网连续24小时能不断

3734
02:27:56,233 --> 02:27:57,233
就好了

3735
02:27:58,200 --> 02:27:59,933
真是一个奢求呀

3736
02:28:03,200 --> 02:28:04,000
哎

3737
02:28:05,800 --> 02:28:08,033
所以大家要珍惜眼前人

3738
02:28:08,033 --> 02:28:09,666
珍惜眼前的事物

3739
02:28:09,666 --> 02:28:11,466
你觉得理所应当的一切

3740
02:28:11,466 --> 02:28:13,699
是别人梦寐以求的东西

3741
02:28:14,700 --> 02:28:16,133
今天一天就有20斤

3742
02:28:16,133 --> 02:28:17,666
牌子脸哦

3743
02:28:17,900 --> 02:28:20,033
但是但是金色很漂亮

3744
02:28:20,400 --> 02:28:22,733
看着看着睡着了躺椅子后脑勺疼

3745
02:28:22,733 --> 02:28:24,266
你快揉揉后脑勺吧

3746
02:28:25,100 --> 02:28:27,033
就今天24小时开再播

3747
02:28:27,033 --> 02:28:27,933
24小时你就

3748
02:28:27,933 --> 02:28:30,699
你就直接说想听我睡觉得了呗

3749
02:28:30,833 --> 02:28:32,899
你直说想听我睡觉不行吗

3750
02:28:32,900 --> 02:28:35,400
还给自己搞的那么那么那个啥

3751
02:28:35,533 --> 02:28:37,499
今天我们有5,000多个人看过

3752
02:28:37,500 --> 02:28:38,933
大家都想看看这么

3753
02:28:39,000 --> 02:28:41,200
10分钟卡顿4次的眉笔是谁

3754
02:28:41,200 --> 02:28:42,000
对吧

3755
02:28:42,833 --> 02:28:44,866
我们今天怎么有这么多人看啊

3756
02:28:44,866 --> 02:28:46,199
这最卡的一天

3757
02:28:46,200 --> 02:28:48,300
然后结果进房量正高

3758
02:28:48,433 --> 02:28:51,199
大家都想知道10分钟嘎啦44的超卡顿

3759
02:28:51,200 --> 02:28:52,433
砸他直播间是什么

3760
02:28:52,433 --> 02:28:53,333
样子对吧

3761
02:28:54,500 --> 02:28:56,400
网络一线牵珍惜诺言

3762
02:28:56,400 --> 02:28:58,300
大家相聚289都是缘分

3763
02:28:58,300 --> 02:28:59,066
为我50续上

3764
02:28:59,066 --> 02:29:00,633
这个缘啊可不能续啊

3765
02:29:00,633 --> 02:29:02,999
这个这周不参加这个疯狂星期四啊

3766
02:29:03,000 --> 02:29:03,866
不能参加

3767
02:29:04,700 --> 02:29:06,233
大家都想都好奇啊

3768
02:29:06,233 --> 02:29:09,033
就平常说夸自己可爱也没有用

3769
02:29:09,033 --> 02:29:11,466
夸自己好笑夸自己砸坛有梗

3770
02:29:11,466 --> 02:29:13,266
这都王婆卖瓜不好玩

3771
02:29:13,466 --> 02:29:14,699
然后我倒想看看

3772
02:29:14,700 --> 02:29:17,100
10分钟卡4次是什么样的直播

3773
02:29:17,266 --> 02:29:18,133
哈哈哈

3774
02:29:18,866 --> 02:29:19,833
掌握了时间

3775
02:29:19,833 --> 02:29:22,066
魔法不停的回流啊不停的重造

3776
02:29:22,066 --> 02:29:23,899
我就是小美颜啊

3777
02:29:24,100 --> 02:29:26,000
转转转转转我是小美颜

3778
02:29:26,000 --> 02:29:27,033
好吧转转转

3779
02:29:39,200 --> 02:29:41,600
最坏苹果50让他成为一个型的男人

3780
02:29:41,600 --> 02:29:43,900
他50 呃

3781
02:29:45,066 --> 02:29:46,299
有点少吧

3782
02:29:51,133 --> 02:29:53,033
我看一下有没有人跟我对接的

3783
02:29:53,033 --> 02:29:54,133
说了一个多小时了

3784
02:29:54,133 --> 02:29:54,699
看看我

3785
02:29:54,700 --> 02:29:57,133
我反应过来只要活够多总会火的

3786
02:29:57,133 --> 02:29:58,833
那你们觉得我活多不多呀

3787
02:29:59,133 --> 02:30:01,599
我也就不知道有活是个什么样的概念

3788
02:30:01,866 --> 02:30:03,599
有活到底是个什么样的概念

3789
02:30:03,600 --> 02:30:05,500
在这光说完就卡

3790
02:30:05,500 --> 02:30:06,300
没事

3791
02:30:07,100 --> 02:30:09,633
有活到底是个什么样的概念呢

3792
02:30:09,633 --> 02:30:11,399
我很想知道这件事情

3793
02:30:17,066 --> 02:30:19,099
不如说你没火好了

3794
02:30:19,533 --> 02:30:21,199
开口就是个名场面

3795
02:30:22,100 --> 02:30:22,833
也不至于吧

3796
02:30:22,833 --> 02:30:25,133
我这名场面还日常直播积累来的

3797
02:30:25,133 --> 02:30:27,633
你哪有那么多名场面天天名场面

3798
02:30:28,400 --> 02:30:29,900
baby i just want to

3799
02:30:30,200 --> 02:30:33,066
主播没活的常态本来就是这样的吗

3800
02:30:33,666 --> 02:30:35,599
你这个觉得每句话都是名场面

3801
02:30:35,600 --> 02:30:37,333
那你肯定活在切片里面的

3802
02:30:37,433 --> 02:30:38,599
强如张金华

3803
02:30:38,633 --> 02:30:40,699
人家天天直播也是狂进来心

3804
02:30:43,500 --> 02:30:45,700
你的朋友就是个开心果

3805
02:30:45,700 --> 02:30:47,333
我觉得我也是个开心果呀

3806
02:30:47,333 --> 02:30:48,899
大家听我说话不开心吗

3807
02:30:49,833 --> 02:30:51,499
你们听我说话不高兴吗

3808
02:30:51,800 --> 02:30:53,600
我觉得我也是开心果呀

3809
02:30:53,633 --> 02:30:57,099
开心果这个东西是要自我修炼的

3810
02:30:57,400 --> 02:30:58,266
没有我可以

3811
02:30:58,266 --> 02:31:00,499
别别别我不是想听咬打火机我们

3812
02:31:00,500 --> 02:31:01,400
只是想听听

3813
02:31:01,400 --> 02:31:03,600
真的大家对于活的定义是什么呀

3814
02:31:05,000 --> 02:31:06,066
知道你是小美颜

3815
02:31:06,066 --> 02:31:08,466
小美颜是魔法少女小园里面

3816
02:31:08,466 --> 02:31:10,633
掌握着时间回述能力

3817
02:31:10,633 --> 02:31:12,433
为了拯救心爱的女孩子

3818
02:31:12,433 --> 02:31:14,666
轮回了这个108次的

3819
02:31:14,933 --> 02:31:17,433
代表物为紫色菱形宝石的魔法

3820
02:31:17,600 --> 02:31:19,533
紫色菱形宝石的魔法少女呢

3821
02:31:26,333 --> 02:31:27,866
多的活都是有限制的

3822
02:31:27,866 --> 02:31:29,666
不是无限制绝对自由啊

3823
02:31:29,833 --> 02:31:32,266
我朋友可能跟你玩一些比较米线的歌

3824
02:31:32,266 --> 02:31:34,433
而且我私下可能有的时候也会玩

3825
02:31:35,433 --> 02:31:36,933
我私下可能有时候也会玩

3826
02:31:36,933 --> 02:31:38,699
但是我直播的时候

3827
02:31:38,700 --> 02:31:40,233
这个还是要分得清的

3828
02:31:40,233 --> 02:31:41,499
直播的时候肯定要分得清

3829
02:31:41,500 --> 02:31:42,600
什么能说什么不能说

3830
02:31:42,600 --> 02:31:44,033
你要分不清那就嘎了

3831
02:31:44,533 --> 02:31:47,266
那巴马美的可以介绍一下马美学姐吗

3832
02:31:48,433 --> 02:31:52,399
我站的是粉黑跟那个跟跟红蓝

3833
02:31:52,400 --> 02:31:53,666
所以说巴马美

3834
02:31:53,666 --> 02:31:54,866
作为我的CP管里边

3835
02:31:54,866 --> 02:31:56,499
唯一一个没有CP的人

3836
02:31:57,066 --> 02:31:59,033
小美颜跟小圆脸还挺配

3837
02:31:59,033 --> 02:32:00,833
主播你CP是小圆脸吗

3838
02:32:01,800 --> 02:32:03,400
别问这么伤心的问题吧

3839
02:32:03,400 --> 02:32:04,633
可能以前是吧

3840
02:32:05,266 --> 02:32:06,466
都是男的

3841
02:32:10,033 --> 02:32:12,533
对但是涉及到一个问题

3842
02:32:12,533 --> 02:32:13,899
你在择偶的时候会择

3843
02:32:13,900 --> 02:32:16,133
你说话好玩像开心果的兄弟

3844
02:32:16,466 --> 02:32:19,666
还是择长得漂亮但是性格羞涩的妹妹

3845
02:32:19,933 --> 02:32:21,066
欢迎大头

3846
02:32:21,500 --> 02:32:23,500
能讲一下我真的是个笨蛋吗

3847
02:32:23,666 --> 02:32:25,266
我的心啊

3848
02:32:25,266 --> 02:32:27,466
那我叫你爸看

3849
02:32:29,233 --> 02:32:31,433
你不会学那不就得了吗

3850
02:32:32,233 --> 02:32:34,033
马尾学姐在在

3851
02:32:34,466 --> 02:32:36,299
在在跟我手里的贝贝对峙

3852
02:32:36,300 --> 02:32:37,200
别急别急

3853
02:32:37,200 --> 02:32:38,400
可是兄弟

3854
02:32:38,700 --> 02:32:40,533
兄弟就是献玉的工具是吧

3855
02:32:40,533 --> 02:32:43,233
哈哈哈哈哈哈什么逆天表情包

3856
02:32:43,233 --> 02:32:45,899
我看你们上次看你们在群里发那个

3857
02:32:45,900 --> 02:32:47,666
那个熊猫头上面写什么

3858
02:32:47,666 --> 02:32:49,266
兄弟就是现遇的工具

3859
02:32:49,266 --> 02:32:50,633
能不能正常点

3860
02:32:51,466 --> 02:32:53,633
我不是选择人我被选择人

3861
02:32:53,633 --> 02:32:56,299
被选择人就没有没有没有真正想主

3862
02:32:56,300 --> 02:32:57,333
动选择的东西吗

3863
02:32:57,333 --> 02:32:58,799
你只是不敢去选择

3864
02:32:59,933 --> 02:33:00,866
买大西瓜

3865
02:33:01,466 --> 02:33:02,799
好的你看看

3866
02:33:02,933 --> 02:33:03,733
哈哈哈

3867
02:33:04,333 --> 02:33:07,699
哈一天怎么20级的

3868
02:33:07,700 --> 02:33:09,033
你今天打1,000

3869
02:33:09,033 --> 02:33:10,399
打2个那个什么

3870
02:33:10,466 --> 02:33:11,333
你打两个

3871
02:33:11,333 --> 02:33:13,633
打两个那个那个那个那个什么

3872
02:33:13,633 --> 02:33:14,433
桃之夭夭

3873
02:33:14,433 --> 02:33:16,533
对你打两桃之夭夭直接速通20级

3874
02:33:16,533 --> 02:33:18,099
从没牌子速通20级

3875
02:33:18,700 --> 02:33:20,100
特简单你知道吧

3876
02:33:21,666 --> 02:33:23,399
我喜欢长得好看有钱

3877
02:33:23,400 --> 02:33:25,233
说话有趣的开心果兄弟

3878
02:33:25,233 --> 02:33:27,466
哦所以你跟机长结婚了

3879
02:33:28,033 --> 02:33:29,499
原来是今天对吧

3880
02:33:29,500 --> 02:33:30,933
打两个咖啡就行了

3881
02:33:30,933 --> 02:33:31,933
对你打两个咖啡

3882
02:33:31,933 --> 02:33:33,299
左手一个咖啡右手一个咖啡

3883
02:33:33,300 --> 02:33:35,033
打完了就要就二级了

3884
02:33:35,933 --> 02:33:38,099
暴露了舰长群逆天的一角

3885
02:33:38,200 --> 02:33:39,866
这这我觉得大家应该都知道

3886
02:33:39,866 --> 02:33:42,666
米亚米亚的这个观众肯定是随主播的

3887
02:33:42,666 --> 02:33:43,699
主播都这味儿

3888
02:33:43,700 --> 02:33:45,600
舰长群什么味我真的不敢想

3889
02:33:46,866 --> 02:33:47,699
暴露了

3890
02:33:47,700 --> 02:33:50,500
小黑子露出了早就知道你是个机长的

3891
02:33:50,500 --> 02:33:53,200
嘎哧早就知道你要跟机长结婚了

3892
02:33:53,200 --> 02:33:54,000
哈哈

3893
02:33:54,733 --> 02:33:55,599
机长是你

3894
02:33:55,600 --> 02:33:58,433
哈哈你怎么黑听了半天不跟我说话呀

3895
02:33:58,433 --> 02:33:59,533
你在干嘛呢妖怪

3896
02:33:59,533 --> 02:34:01,899
说了半天说一句机长是你的是吧

3897
02:34:02,800 --> 02:34:05,300
你就没有什么别的要跟我说的了吗

3898
02:34:06,100 --> 02:34:07,066
我又卡了

3899
02:34:07,300 --> 02:34:07,933
give me give me give me give me

3900
02:34:07,933 --> 02:34:08,333
give me give me give me give me

3901
02:34:08,333 --> 02:34:09,133
give me give me give me give me give me give me give me

3902
02:34:09,133 --> 02:34:09,533
give me give me give me

3903
02:34:09,533 --> 02:34:10,333
give

3904
02:34:11,000 --> 02:34:12,666
me give me

3905
02:34:15,300 --> 02:34:16,100
give me

3906
02:34:19,200 --> 02:34:20,000
give me

3907
02:34:21,266 --> 02:34:23,266
没卡我操那我怎么唱起来

3908
02:34:23,266 --> 02:34:25,199
哥对不起对不起对不起对不起

3909
02:34:25,200 --> 02:34:26,033
我以为我又卡了

3910
02:34:26,033 --> 02:34:27,666
我看不到下面高能榜了

3911
02:34:27,666 --> 02:34:28,833
我以为我又卡了呢

3912
02:34:28,833 --> 02:34:31,633
狗问狗问狗问对不起对不起没卡别急

3913
02:34:31,733 --> 02:34:33,699
我不能再随心所欲的干一些

3914
02:34:33,700 --> 02:34:35,300
不该在直播里干的事情了

3915
02:34:35,300 --> 02:34:36,400
狗问狗问对不起

3916
02:34:37,900 --> 02:34:39,466
你在跟别的主播下互动

3917
02:34:39,466 --> 02:34:41,199
五子棋你能不能吓赢他

3918
02:34:41,200 --> 02:34:43,000
五子棋我先手必赢的你知不知道

3919
02:34:43,233 --> 02:34:45,133
你先给他打个30块钱

3920
02:34:45,133 --> 02:34:46,399
叫他把先手让给你

3921
02:34:46,400 --> 02:34:48,800
然后爆杀他从他手里赢50块钱

3922
02:34:48,833 --> 02:34:50,199
然后这样下200把

3923
02:34:50,200 --> 02:34:52,266
就可以给我打出来一个总

3924
02:34:52,300 --> 02:34:53,733
哈哈哈什么鬼

3925
02:34:54,066 --> 02:34:55,066
不是这样就可以

3926
02:34:55,066 --> 02:34:57,533
就可以攒出来那个那个出道的皮套钱

3927
02:34:57,533 --> 02:34:58,333
怎么样

3928
02:34:58,433 --> 02:35:00,933
主播有活还是要讲唱歌讲笑说段子

3929
02:35:00,933 --> 02:35:01,999
我这够段子吗

3930
02:35:02,000 --> 02:35:03,033
段子都是原创的

3931
02:35:03,033 --> 02:35:04,066
我后手被爆炸了

3932
02:35:04,066 --> 02:35:07,466
应该打30然后你们你们嘎个50的怎么样

3933
02:35:07,933 --> 02:35:10,199
欢迎乐琵琶被吞弹幕了

3934
02:35:10,200 --> 02:35:11,800
别急别急怎么样怎么样

3935
02:35:12,000 --> 02:35:14,200
只要来回往复200把就行了

3936
02:35:14,333 --> 02:35:16,866
充了个两个活3连了一个活4

3937
02:35:16,866 --> 02:35:17,799
那怎么还能输啊

3938
02:35:17,800 --> 02:35:18,933
活4了还能输

3939
02:35:19,800 --> 02:35:21,500
坐牢一周毛了2万多

3940
02:35:22,500 --> 02:35:23,466
辛苦了辛苦了

3941
02:35:23,466 --> 02:35:25,699
你下的时候左上角你在演是吧

3942
02:35:25,700 --> 02:35:26,533
你在演是吧

3943
02:35:26,533 --> 02:35:29,599
被主播爆炸了原来是让他三步是吧

3944
02:35:29,600 --> 02:35:31,133
这个这个我们下五子棋吧

3945
02:35:31,133 --> 02:35:32,866
先让你先让你三步

3946
02:35:32,933 --> 02:35:34,299
先让你四手

3947
02:35:34,300 --> 02:35:36,666
然后我们再下好吧先让你四个字

3948
02:35:37,266 --> 02:35:39,499
感觉主播主播下不下都无所谓了

3949
02:35:39,500 --> 02:35:40,933
这五子棋已经赢了

3950
02:35:40,933 --> 02:35:42,433
精神已经胜利了啊

3951
02:35:42,600 --> 02:35:44,333
情商对就是情商

3952
02:35:44,333 --> 02:35:45,866
情商就是送就是送

3953
02:35:45,866 --> 02:35:48,033
你什么时候大家跟主播下五子棋

3954
02:35:48,033 --> 02:35:50,999
原来主播水有鱼头没人跟主播玩

3955
02:35:51,700 --> 02:35:52,866
我始终记得

3956
02:35:53,066 --> 02:35:55,333
就屈辱的事情啊我始终记得屈

3957
02:35:55,333 --> 02:35:56,699
辱的事一说谁有玩游戏

3958
02:35:56,700 --> 02:35:59,133
我就想起来我跟香草加橙子两个人

3959
02:35:59,200 --> 02:36:01,533
在12月冬天的寒风里面

3960
02:36:01,600 --> 02:36:03,800
等谁有一起打斗地主

3961
02:36:03,800 --> 02:36:05,633
大家在群里面说的好好的啊

3962
02:36:05,633 --> 02:36:06,933
主播主播我一定要打你

3963
02:36:06,933 --> 02:36:07,999
我主播要狠狠打打你

3964
02:36:08,000 --> 02:36:09,233
我要冲欢乐豆去

3965
02:36:09,333 --> 02:36:10,666
然后我们两个人坐在这边

3966
02:36:10,666 --> 02:36:11,833
谈笑风生又一年

3967
02:36:11,833 --> 02:36:14,866
这个25分钟没人来坐这个第三个人了

3968
02:36:14,866 --> 02:36:17,499
等的都自己把那个QQ游戏大厅

3969
02:36:17,500 --> 02:36:18,800
那个桌子退出去了

3970
02:36:18,800 --> 02:36:21,033
然后我从此以后再也不开始游戏

3971
02:36:21,033 --> 02:36:22,099
回我就很尴尬

3972
02:36:22,100 --> 02:36:25,033
哈哈哈我觉得好尴尬呀

3973
02:36:28,433 --> 02:36:31,333
斗地主打的都高级场我打的最低级的

3974
02:36:31,333 --> 02:36:32,333
我们来玩井字琴

3975
02:36:32,333 --> 02:36:33,599
先让我三步

3976
02:36:33,800 --> 02:36:34,800
能不能让两步

3977
02:36:34,800 --> 02:36:36,200
两步就行了吧

3978
02:36:36,266 --> 02:36:38,099
这个斗地主就俩人

3979
02:36:38,666 --> 02:36:39,666
我始终记得

3980
02:36:39,666 --> 02:36:42,033
所以说强者就是要羞辱弱者

3981
02:36:42,033 --> 02:36:43,399
我当时就努力发誓

3982
02:36:43,400 --> 02:36:45,433
我一定要成为一个贝格贝格v

3983
02:36:45,433 --> 02:36:46,666
我一定要成为一个b b v

3984
02:36:46,666 --> 02:36:48,133
让所有人都知道我的名字

3985
02:36:48,133 --> 02:36:50,733
有人提到紫色猫咪啊就是我米燕咪啊

3986
02:36:50,833 --> 02:36:53,299
我要让我的水有回座无虚席啊

3987
02:36:53,300 --> 02:36:55,733
从今以后再也没有孤单寂寞和害怕

3988
02:36:55,733 --> 02:36:57,133
我已经不是孤身一人了

3989
02:36:57,133 --> 02:36:58,899
萨瓦迪卡一起走吧

3990
02:36:58,900 --> 02:37:01,700
呃我在说什么哈哈哈

3991
02:37:01,800 --> 02:37:04,733
糖豆人半天凑不完我都不敢开糖豆人

3992
02:37:04,733 --> 02:37:05,499
我寻思

3993
02:37:05,500 --> 02:37:08,500
我一个人三个人开个斗地主总行了吧

3994
02:37:08,500 --> 02:37:11,000
这这听哔哔哔讲述心酸往事

3995
02:37:11,000 --> 02:37:12,033
我始终记着这件事

3996
02:37:12,033 --> 02:37:13,433
真的我寻思着

3997
02:37:13,433 --> 02:37:15,933
我们水友会我都不敢搞什么乱路

3998
02:37:15,933 --> 02:37:17,499
第一是我不会第二是玩浓

3999
02:37:17,500 --> 02:37:18,600
我都怕凑不齐5个人

4000
02:37:18,600 --> 02:37:20,633
我想斗地主啊

4001
02:37:20,633 --> 02:37:21,599
三个人对吧

4002
02:37:21,600 --> 02:37:22,633
肯定能凑齐

4003
02:37:22,633 --> 02:37:23,899
我自己还是一个人呢

4004
02:37:23,900 --> 02:37:25,733
来俩人轻而易举对吧

4005
02:37:25,733 --> 02:37:27,733
翻翻手为云覆手为雨啊这个轻

4006
02:37:27,733 --> 02:37:29,799
而易举结果等了20分钟

4007
02:37:29,800 --> 02:37:31,866
没有第三个人进到我的这个桌子上

4008
02:37:31,866 --> 02:37:32,466
我就知道

4009
02:37:32,466 --> 02:37:34,399
对自己还是有一定程度的高估

4010
02:37:34,400 --> 02:37:36,300
我本来以为大家都很想跟我互动

4011
02:37:36,300 --> 02:37:38,866
哈哈哈还是很惨的你知道吗

4012
02:37:38,866 --> 02:37:40,333
我好像挺惨的没进

4013
02:37:40,333 --> 02:37:41,733
先手必胜先手就是挺

4014
02:37:41,733 --> 02:37:42,933
必胜先手就是必胜

4015
02:37:42,933 --> 02:37:44,099
先手公式的

4016
02:37:45,800 --> 02:37:48,500
火的话看山尼若文我都已经唱完

4017
02:37:48,500 --> 02:37:49,500
弱智的兵

4018
02:37:51,800 --> 02:37:52,500
什么时候火呀

4019
02:37:52,500 --> 02:37:54,900
动物园欠我的流量什么时候给我呀

4020
02:37:55,133 --> 02:37:57,699
动物园欠我的正经流量什么时候给我

4021
02:37:57,700 --> 02:38:00,600
然后进来被我高深的杂弹力折服然后

4022
02:38:01,000 --> 02:38:03,266
这个这个不再不再附属哈姆哈姆

4023
02:38:03,266 --> 02:38:05,133
然后成为米亚米亚的信徒是吧

4024
02:38:05,133 --> 02:38:07,266
哈哈哈我觉得现在有点上状态了

4025
02:38:07,266 --> 02:38:09,066
但凡给我抓住一个不卡的时候

4026
02:38:09,066 --> 02:38:09,733
让我一直说

4027
02:38:09,733 --> 02:38:10,799
我就能滚雪球

4028
02:38:10,833 --> 02:38:13,399
那雪球滚到一半就不让人滚了

4029
02:38:13,400 --> 02:38:15,733
就那个视频看到一半就不让人看了

4030
02:38:15,833 --> 02:38:17,333
这个这个这个这个

4031
02:38:17,466 --> 02:38:17,999
交个大

4032
02:38:18,000 --> 02:38:20,466
交到一半你就你就非要非要寸职

4033
02:38:20,466 --> 02:38:23,266
那这这让人多难受啊

4034
02:38:23,266 --> 02:38:25,599
真真没意思真没意思

4035
02:38:25,600 --> 02:38:27,133
动物园流量都去优异了

4036
02:38:27,133 --> 02:38:28,733
让我吃点异络吧行不行

4037
02:38:28,733 --> 02:38:30,599
从从一个版本等到另一个版本

4038
02:38:30,600 --> 02:38:31,733
哥们也就稳定发力

4039
02:38:31,733 --> 02:38:34,033
都什么年代还来看传统女团

4040
02:38:34,066 --> 02:38:34,866
主播直播间

4041
02:38:34,866 --> 02:38:36,233
白子有借道的魅力

4042
02:38:36,233 --> 02:38:37,633
欢迎你来我的289玩

4043
02:38:37,633 --> 02:38:40,066
快来吧快来吧求求你玩哈哈哈

4044
02:38:40,066 --> 02:38:42,666
你找蓝毛当代啊

4045
02:38:44,033 --> 02:38:45,433
你总督至尊

4046
02:38:45,433 --> 02:38:48,099
找职业选手来打主播是吧

4047
02:38:48,100 --> 02:38:50,733
主播一个新人上来就打那个

4048
02:38:50,800 --> 02:38:52,433
左上山人家是吧

4049
02:38:52,633 --> 02:38:54,066
你要不杀了我吧

4050
02:38:54,633 --> 02:38:55,233
动物园的人

4051
02:38:55,233 --> 02:38:57,133
虽然自己抽象的喜欢看纯粮

4052
02:38:57,133 --> 02:38:58,633
你知道这是一种什么心理吗

4053
02:38:58,633 --> 02:39:01,999
这就是一种钓鱼信息差优越的心理啊

4054
02:39:02,000 --> 02:39:03,266
如果你跟我说

4055
02:39:03,266 --> 02:39:06,033
汉姆我说汉姆汉姆汉姆的汉姆的贝姆

4056
02:39:06,033 --> 02:39:07,266
然后你就会觉得没意思

4057
02:39:07,266 --> 02:39:08,799
又是个蹭抽象流量的

4058
02:39:08,900 --> 02:39:11,800
如果我说啊小哥哥汉姆是什么意思啊

4059
02:39:11,800 --> 02:39:12,866
听起来好可爱

4060
02:39:12,866 --> 02:39:14,433
是狗的名字吗

4061
02:39:14,466 --> 02:39:16,233
炫炫是狗的名字吗

4062
02:39:16,233 --> 02:39:16,499
啊

4063
02:39:16,500 --> 02:39:19,000
然后这样你就会觉得哇太有意思了

4064
02:39:19,000 --> 02:39:20,300
我要狠狠的教这个主播

4065
02:39:20,300 --> 02:39:22,666
让他认识到新世界让他崇拜我

4066
02:39:22,700 --> 02:39:24,400
我的知识面真是太广了

4067
02:39:24,400 --> 02:39:25,933
这个主播一定会很喜欢我的

4068
02:39:25,933 --> 02:39:27,199
你们肯定会这么觉得

4069
02:39:27,200 --> 02:39:28,000
你知道吧

4070
02:39:28,033 --> 02:39:29,666
说起来蓝猫还是你的群友

4071
02:39:29,866 --> 02:39:31,066
101你去找

4072
02:39:31,433 --> 02:39:32,866
你别乱找你别乱找

4073
02:39:32,866 --> 02:39:35,466
好吧你就是这种感觉你知道吧

4074
02:39:36,633 --> 02:39:39,699
说这个纯粮就是有一种被钓鱼的魅力

4075
02:39:39,700 --> 02:39:42,800
养成系养成就养成在啥你的职业

4076
02:39:42,800 --> 02:39:44,800
如果你的这个技能进步的慢

4077
02:39:44,800 --> 02:39:46,700
如果你的唱歌现在是8分

4078
02:39:46,700 --> 02:39:48,300
你想进步到10分很难

4079
02:39:48,300 --> 02:39:50,200
但你演到5分很简单

4080
02:39:50,200 --> 02:39:51,433
然后你就可以每个月

4081
02:39:51,700 --> 02:39:53,100
放开一下自己的实力

4082
02:39:53,133 --> 02:39:54,733
你先说哦我真的不会唱歌

4083
02:39:54,733 --> 02:39:56,933
然后你就4分嘛4分就慢慢演

4084
02:39:56,933 --> 02:39:59,133
下个月5分下个月6分下个月7分

4085
02:39:59,133 --> 02:40:01,433
然后大家觉得啊养成真是太快乐了

4086
02:40:01,433 --> 02:40:03,833
其实人家8分修炼了10年都是装的

4087
02:40:03,833 --> 02:40:04,833
都是骗你的

4088
02:40:04,933 --> 02:40:07,533
你真觉得优异有了一送那个前提人家

4089
02:40:07,600 --> 02:40:09,466
人家肯定恶补文化课呀

4090
02:40:09,466 --> 02:40:10,933
但是说要有一个过程啊

4091
02:40:10,933 --> 02:40:12,433
就是这种改变由你来做

4092
02:40:12,433 --> 02:40:13,733
你会觉得很有参与感

4093
02:40:14,000 --> 02:40:16,033
他出道就巅峰的话你就会觉得哇

4094
02:40:16,033 --> 02:40:17,466
这成品号不行不行

4095
02:40:17,533 --> 02:40:20,099
成品号不好玩得自己练得自己充值啊

4096
02:40:20,100 --> 02:40:21,700
要不然的话就是买别人账号

4097
02:40:21,700 --> 02:40:23,600
大家都去玩游戏都买别人账号了

4098
02:40:23,600 --> 02:40:24,433
谁还自己练号

4099
02:40:24,433 --> 02:40:25,533
自己练号有感情啊

4100
02:40:25,533 --> 02:40:27,999
就自己练号的感情还是没法攀比的

4101
02:40:28,266 --> 02:40:29,299
有空在家聊一下

4102
02:40:29,300 --> 02:40:30,533
一个人完成闭环是吧

4103
02:40:30,533 --> 02:40:32,199
主播就是演的我可不是演的

4104
02:40:32,200 --> 02:40:34,100
我真不会我真一点学的

4105
02:40:34,266 --> 02:40:36,033
喊毛毛来一对七段军训

4106
02:40:36,033 --> 02:40:37,299
主播能不能别军训

4107
02:40:37,300 --> 02:40:40,333
我能不能叫哥摇个打给柯姐打IC

4108
02:40:40,333 --> 02:40:41,833
让柯姐给我打个围棋吧

4109
02:40:41,833 --> 02:40:43,599
主播嫩心急啊吓跑了

4110
02:40:43,600 --> 02:40:45,933
我又不是这样的我会啥我就说啥

4111
02:40:46,300 --> 02:40:47,700
我说的那是前提

4112
02:40:47,700 --> 02:40:50,533
人家本来就有关注的人我这种还藏着

4113
02:40:50,600 --> 02:40:52,266
全身上下都是着

4114
02:40:52,266 --> 02:40:53,233
藏都藏不住

4115
02:40:53,233 --> 02:40:55,233
还把我唯一的优点再藏起来

4116
02:40:55,233 --> 02:40:56,533
我活不活了

4117
02:40:56,533 --> 02:40:57,499
这有人看我吗

4118
02:40:57,500 --> 02:40:58,900
没人看我了好不好

4119
02:40:59,500 --> 02:41:01,100
确实是主播说的道理

4120
02:41:01,100 --> 02:41:02,233
说的道理很厉害的

4121
02:41:02,233 --> 02:41:04,066
主播说的道理一直都很有魅力

4122
02:41:04,066 --> 02:41:06,599
你欢迎两人是在我不要跟你吵架

4123
02:41:06,600 --> 02:41:07,900
两人是我是真那个

4124
02:41:08,000 --> 02:41:08,933
确实是这样的

4125
02:41:08,933 --> 02:41:11,066
我跟你说你不相信你不相信

4126
02:41:11,066 --> 02:41:12,699
但是这个东西你必须要相信

4127
02:41:12,700 --> 02:41:13,466
如果你不相信

4128
02:41:13,466 --> 02:41:15,466
你就没有去做到这个的机会了

4129
02:41:17,300 --> 02:41:18,333
你在干嘛呢

4130
02:41:18,333 --> 02:41:19,333
水果王你

4131
02:41:20,100 --> 02:41:21,100
啊

4132
02:41:21,233 --> 02:41:26,199
谢谢水果王的7个桃之夭夭我操爹啊

4133
02:41:29,600 --> 02:41:30,666
来是看到没有

4134
02:41:30,666 --> 02:41:31,666
主播的发挥

4135
02:41:31,666 --> 02:41:33,666
跟主播的这个营收是成正比的

4136
02:41:33,666 --> 02:41:34,299
看到没

4137
02:41:34,300 --> 02:41:37,200
主播能巧妙化解每次卡顿做节目效果

4138
02:41:37,200 --> 02:41:38,400
抓住不卡的机会

4139
02:41:38,433 --> 02:41:40,099
赶紧给大家快点说话

4140
02:41:40,100 --> 02:41:41,833
然后等那个卡顿时候再写

4141
02:41:41,900 --> 02:41:43,666
有正经的有正经的

4142
02:41:43,666 --> 02:41:44,733
谢谢主播小天使红包

4143
02:41:44,733 --> 02:41:46,633
谢谢送给我的7个桃子11

4144
02:41:46,800 --> 02:41:49,266
好多年的感动谢谢谢谢谢

4145
02:41:49,800 --> 02:41:54,533
谢谢谢水果王我找爹谢谢谢谢谢谢

4146
02:41:55,466 --> 02:41:57,066
涛涛涛涛涛吃药药

4147
02:41:57,066 --> 02:41:59,866
快进入我的怀怀怀怀抱谢谢谢谢

4148
02:42:01,033 --> 02:42:02,266
卡顿那没办法吗

4149
02:42:02,266 --> 02:42:03,666
卡顿已经成为了事实了

4150
02:42:03,666 --> 02:42:05,733
只能说我去尽力把它圆他吧

4151
02:42:05,800 --> 02:42:07,300
再卡一次我再讲点道理

4152
02:42:07,300 --> 02:42:08,500
然后再再整点整点

4153
02:42:08,500 --> 02:42:11,200
好玩的谢谢谢谢给大家看点好的

4154
02:42:11,200 --> 02:42:13,300
抓紧不卡的机会让观众爆米是吧

4155
02:42:13,300 --> 02:42:14,733
我可没有一个字提到米啊

4156
02:42:14,733 --> 02:42:15,666
我没有一个字提到米

4157
02:42:15,666 --> 02:42:16,799
就跟大家聊聊天

4158
02:42:16,900 --> 02:42:18,100
谢谢谢谢

4159
02:42:18,100 --> 02:42:20,100
水果王的7颗桃子11秒

4160
02:42:20,100 --> 02:42:21,666
哈哈哈立刻多秒

4161
02:42:21,666 --> 02:42:22,466
生牌子吗

4162
02:42:22,466 --> 02:42:23,699
哎是生牌子吗

4163
02:42:23,700 --> 02:42:24,733
现在多少级了

4164
02:42:25,900 --> 02:42:27,233
我唱次元之城

4165
02:42:27,233 --> 02:42:27,999
假的假的

4166
02:42:28,000 --> 02:42:29,266
次元之城是假的

4167
02:42:29,866 --> 02:42:30,699
是他弹幕发的

4168
02:42:30,700 --> 02:42:31,500
这什么品种

4169
02:42:31,500 --> 02:42:34,500
瓦达西魔法大尾巴猫猫

4170
02:42:34,633 --> 02:42:36,933
呃这个学魔法的很多啊

4171
02:42:36,933 --> 02:42:37,899
大尾巴猫有很多

4172
02:42:37,900 --> 02:42:39,866
但是我觉得我我这个尾巴比较大

4173
02:42:39,866 --> 02:42:41,433
应该还算是独一号的吧

4174
02:42:41,666 --> 02:42:43,266
谢谢柠檬橙子青苹果的

4175
02:42:43,266 --> 02:42:44,466
这个好耶27了

4176
02:42:44,466 --> 02:42:45,933
恭喜27级喵

4177
02:42:46,300 --> 02:42:47,266
奥利给咚

4178
02:42:47,933 --> 02:42:51,599
欢迎叶子红软糖糖哎叶子红软软糖

4179
02:42:51,700 --> 02:42:52,933
软糖糖

4180
02:42:53,800 --> 02:42:55,833
软糖吗啊自己人吗

4181
02:42:55,900 --> 02:42:57,133
嗯欢迎你

4182
02:42:58,300 --> 02:42:59,433
插上了网线

4183
02:42:59,433 --> 02:43:01,733
主播的直播即将变得行云流水啊

4184
02:43:01,733 --> 02:43:02,866
然后这个哈哈哈

4185
02:43:02,866 --> 02:43:05,466
拔掉了网线我又怎么爱你知道吧

4186
02:43:05,466 --> 02:43:06,466
插上了网线

4187
02:43:06,466 --> 02:43:08,399
我就不能不能用双手拥抱你

4188
02:43:08,400 --> 02:43:11,133
拔掉了网线我就不能跨越次元去

4189
02:43:11,233 --> 02:43:12,699
去联系你啊

4190
02:43:14,300 --> 02:43:16,933
谢谢谢谢支持红豆鸟的感动

4191
02:43:16,933 --> 02:43:20,066
谢谢大家的牛蛙这个行业感谢支持喵

4192
02:43:20,333 --> 02:43:21,133
探索者起航

4193
02:43:21,133 --> 02:43:21,933
卧槽

4194
02:43:22,833 --> 02:43:23,699
什么情况

4195
02:43:23,700 --> 02:43:24,700
在飞什么呢

4196
02:43:24,700 --> 02:43:27,133
你们在说那个上面的那个那个什么吗

4197
02:43:27,233 --> 02:43:28,233
上面那个滚屏吗

4198
02:43:28,233 --> 02:43:29,199
那不是一直有吗

4199
02:43:29,800 --> 02:43:33,633
谢谢d o n t y e的嗨翻全场喵

4200
02:43:33,700 --> 02:43:36,433
阿里盖的谢谢支持谢谢支持谢谢

4201
02:43:36,433 --> 02:43:40,233
嗨翻全场谢谢d o n t y e的嗨翻全场捏

4202
02:43:40,300 --> 02:43:43,533
感谢感谢谢谢大家谢谢大家

4203
02:43:44,233 --> 02:43:46,133
我们怎么又荣耀赛到第二了

4204
02:43:46,133 --> 02:43:47,666
我们怎么又第二了

4205
02:43:49,900 --> 02:43:51,900
我操阮超家也太能打了吧

4206
02:43:51,900 --> 02:43:53,633
他家就是铁了心要拿这个第

4207
02:43:53,633 --> 02:43:54,199
一是吧

4208
02:43:54,200 --> 02:43:56,066
第一什么奖励让我看看让我看看

4209
02:43:56,066 --> 02:43:57,033
第一什么奖励

4210
02:44:01,033 --> 02:44:02,933
等下问问大头他是不是铁了心要打

4211
02:44:02,933 --> 02:44:04,399
铁了心要打就不跟他争了

4212
02:44:04,400 --> 02:44:05,666
不不不跟他争了

4213
02:44:05,666 --> 02:44:07,833
我们本来就是打比赛认识的

4214
02:44:08,033 --> 02:44:10,599
这个本来主播也不是不是那个啥的

4215
02:44:10,600 --> 02:44:14,400
所以这个比赛感觉打也也那个啥不大

4216
02:44:14,500 --> 02:44:16,600
他们要打的话我们不跟他们争了

4217
02:44:16,666 --> 02:44:17,466
嗯

4218
02:44:18,433 --> 02:44:22,399
不是卧槽奇迹之夜卧槽奇迹之夜

4219
02:44:22,400 --> 02:44:23,200
第一太可怕

4220
02:44:23,200 --> 02:44:25,466
第一是认识的人第一是我们认识的人

4221
02:44:25,466 --> 02:44:26,933
嗯谢谢

4222
02:44:26,933 --> 02:44:28,599
谢谢榴莲牛奶抱抱

4223
02:44:28,600 --> 02:44:31,033
谢谢西施海瑞f常胜谢谢酋长

4224
02:44:31,033 --> 02:44:31,733
感谢支持

4225
02:44:31,733 --> 02:44:33,199
喵获得你啊立刻动漫

4226
02:44:33,200 --> 02:44:34,866
谢谢阳光的打call

4227
02:44:34,933 --> 02:44:37,466
喵喵喵喵谢谢不起眼

4228
02:44:37,866 --> 02:44:38,733
谢谢果实喵的

4229
02:44:38,733 --> 02:44:39,299
这个好哎

4230
02:44:39,300 --> 02:44:41,400
他家赚了我如果我认真看了相机

4231
02:44:41,633 --> 02:44:44,633
他家他家把那个相机显卡抽掉了啊

4232
02:44:44,633 --> 02:44:45,033
我就说

4233
02:44:45,033 --> 02:44:47,466
大头绝对不会做那个亏本生意的

4234
02:44:47,933 --> 02:44:49,099
我早刷了

4235
02:44:49,800 --> 02:44:52,200
那你那你那个显卡现在应该还有吧

4236
02:44:52,200 --> 02:44:54,833
显卡现在应该还有的要充吗

4237
02:44:57,333 --> 02:44:59,933
大号还定在250的也没关系吧

4238
02:44:59,933 --> 02:45:02,799
这个这个他家把那个相机抽掉了

4239
02:45:02,800 --> 02:45:05,833
那相机很贵吧原价是几万的吧应该

4240
02:45:06,066 --> 02:45:09,499
因为显卡他不是就一万一张吗就没了

4241
02:45:09,500 --> 02:45:11,800
显卡已经没了啊

4242
02:45:12,000 --> 02:45:12,866
真快

4243
02:45:13,700 --> 02:45:16,100
这这活动才开了多久啊

4244
02:45:16,266 --> 02:45:18,799
有什么手段能屏蔽这些进来就

4245
02:45:18,866 --> 02:45:19,899
刷表情的人吗

4246
02:45:19,900 --> 02:45:21,233
他们来抽红包的

4247
02:45:21,233 --> 02:45:22,099
我也不知道

4248
02:45:22,133 --> 02:45:24,066
只能把点赞这个表情屏蔽掉

4249
02:45:24,066 --> 02:45:25,999
因为他们一般都是刷点赞这个表情

4250
02:45:26,000 --> 02:45:26,833
但有办法吗

4251
02:45:26,833 --> 02:45:28,633
我不知道没办法吧应该

4252
02:45:28,733 --> 02:45:30,633
我也觉得很卡你知道吧

4253
02:45:30,866 --> 02:45:32,066
这么快就没了

4254
02:45:32,066 --> 02:45:33,899
我还在想这次给的礼物挺好

4255
02:45:33,900 --> 02:45:35,866
比上次什么拍立得强多了

4256
02:45:36,033 --> 02:45:38,499
哈哈哈叔叔真是这个这个时

4257
02:45:38,500 --> 02:45:39,666
候要业绩了是吧

4258
02:45:39,666 --> 02:45:40,999
礼物又双倍亲密

4259
02:45:41,000 --> 02:45:42,066
然后又那个什么

4260
02:45:42,066 --> 02:45:44,133
然后又又又那个那个那个

4261
02:45:44,233 --> 02:45:47,233
又又把那个大东西放出来给抽奖

4262
02:45:47,900 --> 02:45:48,900
他怎么回事啊

4263
02:45:48,900 --> 02:45:50,500
谢谢日头该吃的

4264
02:45:51,933 --> 02:45:52,799
粉丝团灯牌

4265
02:45:52,800 --> 02:45:53,700
感谢支持妙

4266
02:45:53,700 --> 02:45:54,500
听个龙泉吧

4267
02:45:54,500 --> 02:45:56,866
我有时候打开了天化神为龙家人们

4268
02:46:00,833 --> 02:46:03,666
哎说这么久打个嗝先累死了

4269
02:46:05,300 --> 02:46:06,866
右上角隐藏特效

4270
02:46:06,866 --> 02:46:08,499
那不是特效的问题

4271
02:46:08,500 --> 02:46:10,800
他们是点那个表情的

4272
02:46:10,800 --> 02:46:12,600
不能屏蔽直播间表情吧

4273
02:46:12,866 --> 02:46:14,599
就挺卡的没办法

4274
02:46:14,600 --> 02:46:17,133
就老有老有刷弹幕太快了现在

4275
02:46:17,133 --> 02:46:18,733
但是我能挑出来你知道吧

4276
02:46:18,800 --> 02:46:20,800
显得上个月大家就是就是

4277
02:46:20,800 --> 02:46:22,400
刷大船的时候就很傻

4278
02:46:22,400 --> 02:46:23,200
你知道吗

4279
02:46:23,466 --> 02:46:25,933
他下次活动要是要是那个

4280
02:46:26,466 --> 02:46:28,266
要再出2.5倍亲密度

4281
02:46:28,266 --> 02:46:30,633
那这个亲密度显得就像笑话你知道吗

4282
02:46:30,633 --> 02:46:32,933
这就是跟杀鸡取暖没啥差别了

4283
02:46:32,933 --> 02:46:35,099
以前40级感觉没那有含金量

4284
02:46:36,266 --> 02:46:37,199
他不打他

4285
02:46:37,200 --> 02:46:37,700
他不觉得

4286
02:46:37,700 --> 02:46:40,433
每得罪每天2万5刷满的哥们们吗

4287
02:46:40,666 --> 02:46:43,733
要是获取难度高点就像那个什么呃

4288
02:46:43,733 --> 02:46:44,866
我觉得就是

4289
02:46:44,900 --> 02:46:47,433
真的去设置这种亲密度礼物

4290
02:46:47,433 --> 02:46:49,499
然后刷翻倍的话

4291
02:46:49,500 --> 02:46:52,200
就那种之前那个什么盛典的那个朦胧

4292
02:46:52,200 --> 02:46:54,233
提示那种礼物啊

4293
02:46:54,233 --> 02:46:56,099
还有什么之前的那个小文老师

4294
02:46:56,100 --> 02:46:57,433
掏出来那个什么彩虹啊

4295
02:46:57,433 --> 02:46:57,866
那个礼物

4296
02:46:57,866 --> 02:47:00,033
就那种亲密度翻倍倒还行吧

4297
02:47:00,100 --> 02:47:01,866
那门槛太高了那种礼物

4298
02:47:01,866 --> 02:47:03,033
结果门槛高是吧

4299
02:47:03,033 --> 02:47:04,999
然后他就获得的就比较少

4300
02:47:08,466 --> 02:47:10,799
这里我到现在就看到一个这一刻有20

4301
02:47:10,800 --> 02:47:11,900
确实挺让人难受

4302
02:47:11,900 --> 02:47:13,133
前面都是假的

4303
02:47:13,266 --> 02:47:14,799
2.5倍就是

4304
02:47:15,733 --> 02:47:18,599
稍微便宜了一些吧直接省了300万

4305
02:47:18,800 --> 02:47:21,400
那你说如果这次22.5倍就是

4306
02:47:21,400 --> 02:47:22,533
他不长度的话

4307
02:47:22,533 --> 02:47:25,899
那后面再出1.51.3倍你说谁还刷呢

4308
02:47:26,833 --> 02:47:29,066
恋人化身为龙半仙后出

4309
02:47:29,066 --> 02:47:31,799
现移动天庭地缝隐藏特效

4310
02:47:31,800 --> 02:47:33,233
可以屏蔽表情包呀

4311
02:47:33,400 --> 02:47:35,333
那这样的话大家就看不到什么卧槽

4312
02:47:35,333 --> 02:47:36,466
街呀什么这些

4313
02:47:36,466 --> 02:47:38,466
我直播间本来就表情包了

4314
02:47:38,700 --> 02:47:39,133
也行

4315
02:47:39,133 --> 02:47:41,333
现在有红包的时候大家把屏蔽一下

4316
02:47:41,333 --> 02:47:42,499
有点太太吵了

4317
02:47:42,500 --> 02:47:44,233
我看一下我能不能屏蔽一下

4318
02:47:44,333 --> 02:47:47,033
有点弹幕太快了又没有什么内容

4319
02:47:47,266 --> 02:47:49,433
全世界的表情十分的一种

4320
02:47:50,000 --> 02:47:51,233
小丸那边也没刷多少

4321
02:47:51,233 --> 02:47:52,799
但是30级好像翻倍了

4322
02:47:52,800 --> 02:47:53,666
是翻倍了的

4323
02:47:53,666 --> 02:47:54,999
这应该是翻倍了的

4324
02:47:55,000 --> 02:47:58,133
不过吧就像哥们都分不下去一样

4325
02:47:58,500 --> 02:48:01,200
打折打多了人家就只等你打折

4326
02:48:01,200 --> 02:48:03,433
比如我前段时间见长就送了很多礼物

4327
02:48:03,433 --> 02:48:05,699
这段时间就正常见长上见的人就不多

4328
02:48:05,700 --> 02:48:06,033
你知道吗

4329
02:48:06,033 --> 02:48:08,466
大家都在等我8月13号纪念会

4330
02:48:08,833 --> 02:48:11,533
大家都在等我8月13号开纪念会

4331
02:48:11,533 --> 02:48:14,399
就没有人现在想那个什么你知道吧

4332
02:48:19,900 --> 02:48:22,833
我要趁打开了切换身份证对

4333
02:48:24,233 --> 02:48:25,666
还真看不到了

4334
02:48:25,666 --> 02:48:26,266
挺好的呀

4335
02:48:26,266 --> 02:48:28,933
那不挺好的现在来想这个行业很挣钱

4336
02:48:29,000 --> 02:48:30,800
那个之后今天不是很累

4337
02:48:30,800 --> 02:48:32,300
因为吃饱喝足了才到

4338
02:48:32,533 --> 02:48:35,399
所以说我们今天大概会再播个20分钟

4339
02:48:35,400 --> 02:48:37,200
弥补我们卡顿的时间

4340
02:48:37,200 --> 02:48:38,800
谁同意谁反对

4341
02:48:38,833 --> 02:48:40,399
那么同意的请举手

4342
02:48:40,400 --> 02:48:42,666
不同意的请扣106699825

4343
02:48:42,666 --> 02:48:46,033
好吧屏蔽大啊不走大表情看不到了

4344
02:48:46,033 --> 02:48:46,499
是呀

4345
02:48:46,500 --> 02:48:48,933
但我本来好像都看不到你们说话呀

4346
02:48:50,033 --> 02:48:52,266
我们好像别的看不到吧

4347
02:48:52,266 --> 02:48:53,799
欢迎冬日

4348
02:48:54,133 --> 02:48:59,099
发现没动半闪扣全身一动送给106699825

4349
02:48:59,100 --> 02:49:01,633
干嘛叛逆期是吧

4350
02:49:01,633 --> 02:49:04,466
同意了同意了扣我这个这个哈哈哈

4351
02:49:04,466 --> 02:49:09,199
干嘛呀叛逆期叛逆期啊真不怪

4352
02:49:12,066 --> 02:49:14,066
我之前再播2个小时

4353
02:49:14,066 --> 02:49:15,333
那有点久了吧

4354
02:49:15,333 --> 02:49:17,333
谢谢榴莲牛奶的花式框框

4355
02:49:17,833 --> 02:49:18,633
阿里盖中

4356
02:49:19,066 --> 02:49:20,299
谢谢谢谢

4357
02:49:20,633 --> 02:49:21,099
谢谢榴

4358
02:49:21,100 --> 02:49:23,900
莲牛奶的花式框框喵感谢支持喵

4359
02:49:27,433 --> 02:49:29,599
我要去打开那电话身份证

4360
02:49:29,866 --> 02:49:31,999
全世界的表情只剩下一种

4361
02:49:32,000 --> 02:49:33,833
我又想起姚光发的这个GIF

4362
02:49:34,200 --> 02:49:37,033
能不能再发一遍我还想看不是上瘾了

4363
02:49:37,033 --> 02:49:38,399
我好想看那个呀

4364
02:49:39,000 --> 02:49:41,400
哼哼哼

4365
02:49:41,400 --> 02:49:43,466
哎呀开始想别笑了

4366
02:49:44,266 --> 02:49:46,666
你下播了我可以毫无罪恶赶着去睡

4367
02:49:46,666 --> 02:49:48,599
怎么上播就要看我吗

4368
02:49:48,633 --> 02:49:51,099
哎呀坏苹果真粘人呐

4369
02:49:51,600 --> 02:49:54,133
坏苹果真粘人呐

4370
02:49:54,266 --> 02:49:58,999
咦哈哈哈又开始吸鼻子了真是的

4371
02:49:59,800 --> 02:50:01,833
看一下啊看一下放点什么

4372
02:50:04,333 --> 02:50:05,699
再把耳机也要没了

4373
02:50:05,700 --> 02:50:07,733
快快快快还差多少还差多少

4374
02:50:07,733 --> 02:50:08,899
你快去抽快去抽

4375
02:50:08,900 --> 02:50:11,000
弄个耳机先弄个耳机先

4376
02:50:11,000 --> 02:50:12,933
别急别急快弄个耳机先

4377
02:50:13,600 --> 02:50:14,800
限量20台是吧

4378
02:50:14,800 --> 02:50:16,266
那个索尼的那个

4379
02:50:16,533 --> 02:50:18,633
深夜来这不还挺好的吗

4380
02:50:21,066 --> 02:50:23,333
快苹果真粘人呐

4381
02:50:23,333 --> 02:50:24,133
咦

4382
02:50:24,733 --> 02:50:28,633
烦人好好好哈哈哈支持支持

4383
02:50:29,633 --> 02:50:31,199
我已经弄到了好嘞

4384
02:50:34,400 --> 02:50:36,333
我也要你也要什么呀

4385
02:50:36,500 --> 02:50:37,733
只要7个

4386
02:50:37,900 --> 02:50:39,733
7个就能换个耳机

4387
02:50:40,733 --> 02:50:43,066
那那这么巧的话就是双倍亲密度

4388
02:50:43,066 --> 02:50:44,199
7个又能换个耳机

4389
02:50:44,200 --> 02:50:45,866
这不还是挺划算的吗

4390
02:50:49,033 --> 02:50:49,799
看放个什么

4391
02:50:49,800 --> 02:50:50,900
放个破茧吧

4392
02:50:50,900 --> 02:50:52,066
就每次一听破茧

4393
02:50:52,066 --> 02:50:54,099
想起来星童的那个大翅膀

4394
02:50:54,433 --> 02:50:54,866
就说

4395
02:50:54,866 --> 02:50:57,266
主播已经管人吃住脑到一定程度了

4396
02:50:57,666 --> 02:50:59,799
我7个就能换个耳机正好

4397
02:50:59,800 --> 02:51:01,233
现在是不是已经没了呀

4398
02:51:01,233 --> 02:51:03,899
不是摇光了失联我要他发到群里面

4399
02:51:04,300 --> 02:51:07,100
充电可爱结婚就算了吧

4400
02:51:07,100 --> 02:51:09,600
可爱可以3,500换2,400

4401
02:51:09,600 --> 02:51:11,033
这么好

4402
02:51:11,200 --> 02:51:13,833
真的换耳机在那个幸运点抽奖里面

4403
02:51:14,266 --> 02:51:16,066
现在还有了吗没了吧

4404
02:51:17,933 --> 02:51:20,866
那没事你能把上周买了就退款了吗

4405
02:51:20,866 --> 02:51:23,733
现在限量了限量了啊

4406
02:51:25,500 --> 02:51:26,633
啊我还以为是

4407
02:51:26,800 --> 02:51:28,500
我还以为是那个发群里呢

4408
02:51:28,500 --> 02:51:30,133
原来你真发给我的

4409
02:51:30,400 --> 02:51:31,833
你怎么发出来的啊

4410
02:51:31,833 --> 02:51:33,233
那个是农村发的吗

4411
02:51:34,600 --> 02:51:35,666
啊存了存了

4412
02:51:35,666 --> 02:51:37,066
收到了收到了我看着

4413
02:51:38,700 --> 02:51:39,500
看着看着

4414
02:51:41,433 --> 02:51:42,333
速度快没了

4415
02:51:42,333 --> 02:51:44,866
快快快快快快快快快抽抽抽抽

4416
02:51:47,533 --> 02:51:50,233
回首你在我左右

4417
02:51:51,533 --> 02:51:55,633
命运的诅咒让故事不朽

4418
02:51:55,700 --> 02:51:58,266
我会再放肆狂游

4419
02:51:58,400 --> 02:52:00,666
小虎你一腔孤勇

4420
02:52:02,300 --> 02:52:03,433
如果你是聋哑

4421
02:52:04,066 --> 02:52:06,099
主播你能不能说今天名怎么骗的

4422
02:52:06,100 --> 02:52:07,500
哔哩哔哩骗的

4423
02:52:07,866 --> 02:52:10,666
我不知道今天今天哔哩哔哩骗的

4424
02:52:10,666 --> 02:52:12,799
不是我不是我跟我没关系

4425
02:52:18,100 --> 02:52:20,266
谢谢总小就爱看武艺人的关注

4426
02:52:20,266 --> 02:52:21,266
感谢支持

4427
02:52:25,633 --> 02:52:26,666
你喜欢看510

4428
02:52:26,666 --> 02:52:29,033
主播在哼歌的时候你关注主播是吧

4429
02:52:29,433 --> 02:52:31,433
谢谢谢谢对不起对不起

4430
02:52:31,466 --> 02:52:32,599
狗妹狗妹对不起

4431
02:52:32,600 --> 02:52:33,500
这个这个这个

4432
02:52:33,500 --> 02:52:34,500
喜欢看510的话

4433
02:52:34,500 --> 02:52:36,733
主播这个歌声有点太难听了

4434
02:52:37,333 --> 02:52:38,266
能换首吗

4435
02:52:38,266 --> 02:52:40,599
为啥为什么主播说话听点可

4436
02:52:42,433 --> 02:52:43,299
你好

4437
02:52:43,300 --> 02:52:47,433
主播是可以非常清晰的说话的但是呃

4438
02:52:47,700 --> 02:52:49,066
我觉得这样可爱

4439
02:52:58,800 --> 02:53:02,200
运的诅咒让故事不朽

4440
02:53:02,233 --> 02:53:07,266
不管再放肆狂涌守护你一腔孤勇

4441
02:53:07,266 --> 02:53:12,799
哪怕玫瑰花如洪流也不曾退后

4442
02:53:12,866 --> 02:53:18,133
当现实无路可逃绝望将希望缠绕

4443
02:53:18,233 --> 02:53:21,333
也依旧无所谓地笑

4444
02:53:23,533 --> 02:53:28,866
左垂护右手暗藏双生的烈焰出鞘

4445
02:53:29,466 --> 02:53:31,699
该起飞了该有大翅膀了

4446
02:53:31,700 --> 02:53:33,000
大家该有大翅膀了

4447
02:53:33,000 --> 02:53:34,900
有人搞到耳机前看耳机了

4448
02:53:34,900 --> 02:53:36,000
你问那个谁

4449
02:53:36,000 --> 02:53:37,066
你问你问水果王

4450
02:53:37,066 --> 02:53:39,233
他抽到了他抽到了那个耳机了

4451
02:53:39,800 --> 02:53:41,733
这个不是抽到的算是换到的吧

4452
02:53:41,900 --> 02:53:47,600
的诅咒让故事不收复魂再放肆狂游

4453
02:53:47,666 --> 02:53:50,699
收复迷离江湖有哪怕

4454
02:53:51,633 --> 02:53:53,633
未来如风流

4455
02:53:53,933 --> 02:53:57,433
也不曾退后让现实看

4456
02:53:58,066 --> 02:53:59,866
透但这首歌还挺好听的

4457
02:54:00,100 --> 02:54:03,900
缠绕也依旧无所谓的傻

4458
02:54:06,266 --> 02:54:09,699
左吹虎右手的发双身

4459
02:54:10,733 --> 02:54:11,333
的挣扎

4460
02:54:11,333 --> 02:54:14,266
那个显卡跟相机是多少钱换的呀

4461
02:54:14,400 --> 02:54:15,600
那个是多少钱换的

4462
02:54:18,133 --> 02:54:20,933
我都没看我以为心愿点可多了呢

4463
02:54:23,033 --> 02:54:24,199
放错歌了耶

4464
02:54:24,400 --> 02:54:25,433
但是放错歌了

4465
02:54:28,266 --> 02:54:36,033
twenty nine twenty twenty twenty twenty twenty

4466
02:54:37,633 --> 02:54:41,533
may im loyal order poppin charger baby

4467
02:54:41,533 --> 02:54:44,099
Turkey o and born a shipo

4468
02:54:44,866 --> 02:54:48,699
i pulled it up so you got me like

4469
02:54:48,700 --> 02:54:52,866
aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

4470
02:54:58,200 --> 02:55:01,266
大概再放个两首我们今天就戒烟了

4471
02:55:01,266 --> 02:55:02,499
谁同意谁反对

4472
02:55:03,300 --> 02:55:04,833
大家放下手我们戒烟

4473
02:55:04,833 --> 02:55:07,199
我上楼去吃我的那个菜了

4474
02:55:13,333 --> 02:55:16,466
我等下再唱个片段吧点火老师

4475
02:55:16,533 --> 02:55:17,666
点火老师

4476
02:55:18,000 --> 02:55:19,600
你你在吗

4477
02:55:19,833 --> 02:55:22,266
你在吗点火老师

4478
02:55:25,133 --> 02:55:28,233
蛮臭呀都是蛮臭的我反对

4479
02:55:28,633 --> 02:55:29,333
对呀

4480
02:55:29,333 --> 02:55:32,533
我我能不能再唱一个你在我好紧张呀

4481
02:55:32,800 --> 02:55:34,333
我能再唱个Piana吗

4482
02:55:34,333 --> 02:55:35,599
你别走好吗

4483
02:55:35,733 --> 02:55:38,066
你都要走了我为什么不能走呀

4484
02:55:38,066 --> 02:55:39,066
你去哪呀

4485
02:55:39,933 --> 02:55:40,899
现在就爬

4486
02:55:41,466 --> 02:55:42,733
爬就爬是吧

4487
02:55:42,800 --> 02:55:43,500
别走好吗

4488
02:55:43,500 --> 02:55:44,866
残蛋还没来别急

4489
02:55:44,866 --> 02:55:47,466
我这个人生何必要有残蛋

4490
02:55:47,466 --> 02:55:48,933
或许处处都是残蛋一发呀

4491
02:55:48,933 --> 02:55:50,466
大家已经继承了残蛋的精神

4492
02:55:50,466 --> 02:55:52,233
感觉残蛋来不来都一样啊

4493
02:55:52,233 --> 02:55:52,999
不是不是不是

4494
02:55:53,000 --> 02:55:54,400
那个就是安慰自己的话呀

4495
02:55:54,400 --> 02:55:56,033
我知道彩蛋其实不忙

4496
02:55:56,033 --> 02:55:57,699
但是人家可能在看别的微吧

4497
02:55:57,700 --> 02:55:59,600
就是他可能不忙但是在看别的微

4498
02:55:59,600 --> 02:56:01,800
但是我还是我还就是安慰自己吗

4499
02:56:01,800 --> 02:56:03,633
就是毕竟当主播就得精神胜利

4500
02:56:03,633 --> 02:56:05,233
天天都觉得自己关注啊

4501
02:56:05,233 --> 02:56:07,633
比起我你更喜欢那个女人

4502
02:56:07,633 --> 02:56:09,199
那我就不用玩了对吧

4503
02:56:28,066 --> 02:56:30,399
当爷爷家的妖怪也不是不行吧

4504
02:56:31,466 --> 02:56:32,499
也不是不行

4505
02:56:32,533 --> 02:56:35,433
但其实你们俩都是都是小可家的

4506
02:56:35,433 --> 02:56:38,099
你要这么换的话我得我得去

4507
02:56:38,466 --> 02:56:39,799
我得去这个

4508
02:56:39,900 --> 02:56:41,333
呃忽悠一下天井之星

4509
02:56:41,333 --> 02:56:43,399
让他叫小可家的天津啊

4510
02:56:43,466 --> 02:56:44,533
cars and tunnel

4511
02:56:44,533 --> 02:56:48,833
Molly got the ship

4512
02:56:51,333 --> 02:56:52,133
up

4513
02:56:54,900 --> 02:56:57,066
我这个时间段没法计较别的女人吧

4514
02:56:57,133 --> 02:56:59,299
我不愿意去想大家是主动选择我

4515
02:56:59,300 --> 02:57:00,200
还是被动选择我

4516
02:57:00,200 --> 02:57:03,066
只要你选择我咱们就一样都一视同仁

4517
02:57:03,900 --> 02:57:06,033
对吧谁说你我在这个时间段播

4518
02:57:06,033 --> 02:57:07,499
不是我坚持跟努力啊

4519
02:57:07,500 --> 02:57:09,433
这我这边都半夜了我还在这播

4520
02:57:09,433 --> 02:57:10,866
这不是我坚持和努力吗

4521
02:57:10,866 --> 02:57:12,266
我们两个双向奔赴啊

4522
02:57:12,266 --> 02:57:13,266
你点开我

4523
02:57:13,433 --> 02:57:16,066
可能因为你无路可退可能因为你

4524
02:57:16,600 --> 02:57:17,866
就是直奔我来

4525
02:57:17,866 --> 02:57:19,066
但是这个

4526
02:57:19,100 --> 02:57:20,500
宠物猫不会问主人

4527
02:57:20,500 --> 02:57:21,600
为什么把自己整丢了

4528
02:57:21,600 --> 02:57:22,466
之后弄到

4529
02:57:22,700 --> 02:57:24,266
又进宠物店想买猫啊

4530
02:57:24,266 --> 02:57:24,733
对吧

4531
02:57:24,733 --> 02:57:28,266
只要我们两个人就是在直播间相遇了

4532
02:57:28,266 --> 02:57:30,133
这就是我们两个人共同的努力

4533
02:57:30,333 --> 02:57:32,599
不要急不要着急

4534
02:57:41,400 --> 02:57:43,300
我都不急你先别急

4535
02:57:43,300 --> 02:57:46,133
谁要听什么来着冬之花真情啊

4536
02:57:46,466 --> 02:57:48,233
大王不会去那边上总督吧

4537
02:57:48,233 --> 02:57:50,599
他哪有那个钱他哪有那钱

4538
02:57:53,133 --> 02:57:55,299
大娃大娃大娃他他他

4539
02:57:55,300 --> 02:57:57,500
他要出国了他估计要攒钱了

4540
02:57:57,500 --> 02:57:58,300
哪有这个名

4541
02:57:58,900 --> 02:58:00,866
燕燕家的月下三兄贵

4542
02:58:00,866 --> 02:58:03,666
哈哈哈哪有这种东西啊

4543
02:58:03,666 --> 02:58:04,666
没有这种东西啊

4544
02:58:04,666 --> 02:58:06,499
燕燕家的惨淡阳光天地是吧

4545
02:58:06,500 --> 02:58:08,833
哦什么什么头饰

4546
02:58:10,266 --> 02:58:13,833
喂你这什么头像啊喂我在黑屏里呢

4547
02:58:13,866 --> 02:58:17,933
哈哈哈什么头像啊什么时候啊

4548
02:58:18,000 --> 02:58:20,633
燕燕家的蚕蛋跟小可家姚光一起上

4549
02:58:20,633 --> 02:58:21,866
总督燕燕家蚕蛋上

4550
02:58:21,866 --> 02:58:23,799
给我小可家姚光上一小可是吧

4551
02:58:24,466 --> 02:58:25,266
哼

4552
02:58:25,866 --> 02:58:28,433
刚能把钱还凑个c p哎也不是不行啊

4553
02:58:28,433 --> 02:58:29,633
这个可以这个可以

4554
02:58:29,666 --> 02:58:30,466
可以可以

4555
02:58:30,833 --> 02:58:32,533
没问题天理之星你来了

4556
02:58:32,533 --> 02:58:33,399
我刚说完

4557
02:58:36,000 --> 02:58:38,700
哈哈哈哎呀你是谁呀

4558
02:58:38,700 --> 02:58:40,666
你是不认识了不认识了

4559
02:58:40,666 --> 02:58:42,066
你还感觉不如按摩

4560
02:58:42,066 --> 02:58:43,099
感觉不如按摩

4561
02:58:43,233 --> 02:58:44,333
差差不多得了

4562
02:58:44,333 --> 02:58:45,999
别别站直播间你

4563
02:58:46,500 --> 02:58:48,400
你是我爹你也不能这么玩啊

4564
02:58:48,400 --> 02:58:49,633
别在直播间啊天天

4565
02:58:49,633 --> 02:58:51,033
别在直播间听到没有

4566
02:58:53,133 --> 02:58:54,433
怎么回事呢

4567
02:58:54,533 --> 02:58:55,733
怎么回事呢

4568
02:59:00,633 --> 02:59:02,333
别乱搞呀别乱搞

4569
02:59:11,000 --> 02:59:13,200
我能去改一个天顶的情头吗

4570
02:59:13,200 --> 02:59:14,433
也不是不行吧

4571
02:59:14,500 --> 02:59:16,033
感觉也不是不行吧

4572
02:59:16,066 --> 02:59:17,699
马上打IC当炸弹人

4573
02:59:17,700 --> 02:59:20,900
看你是打钱的手快还是我吃IC的手快

4574
02:59:21,666 --> 02:59:23,933
我是爱新手很快的好吧

4575
02:59:25,700 --> 02:59:27,100
你别乱改别乱改

4576
02:59:27,100 --> 02:59:29,333
我现在就是弹幕上屏

4577
02:59:29,333 --> 02:59:31,266
我是一秒钟能把它切掉

4578
02:59:31,266 --> 02:59:32,099
这没问题吗

4579
02:59:32,100 --> 02:59:33,066
这不真没问题吗

4580
02:59:33,066 --> 02:59:35,099
你别最后给我给我玩没了

4581
02:59:35,100 --> 02:59:36,500
我是境内的话没啥问题

4582
02:59:36,500 --> 02:59:38,233
我是境外的你忘了

4583
02:59:41,000 --> 02:59:42,066
你在说谁

4584
02:59:43,000 --> 02:59:44,300
万一你被抓起来了

4585
02:59:44,300 --> 02:59:46,233
你再说谁抓起来还不知道吗

4586
02:59:46,233 --> 02:59:48,033
你别乱别乱搞别乱搞

4587
02:59:48,033 --> 02:59:49,133
好吧别乱搞

4588
02:59:49,133 --> 02:59:50,266
倩倩别乱搞

4589
02:59:52,233 --> 02:59:54,866
什么叫种族的s随便删那不是炸弹

4590
02:59:54,866 --> 02:59:56,933
这个问题不管多少钱都得删掉的

4591
02:59:57,300 --> 02:59:59,066
心里耍什么嘴硬

4592
02:59:59,066 --> 03:00:00,833
耍耍什么嘴硬

4593
03:00:01,200 --> 03:00:02,300
有什么毛病

4594
03:00:02,300 --> 03:00:04,100
有有什么毛病

4595
03:00:06,400 --> 03:00:09,833
请你别太得意

4596
03:00:23,400 --> 03:00:24,900
把这首歌唱完啊

4597
03:00:25,633 --> 03:00:27,533
再给我一首歌的时间

4598
03:00:29,466 --> 03:00:32,699
再给我两分钟

4599
03:00:33,266 --> 03:00:36,999
让我把回忆结成冰

4600
03:00:37,300 --> 03:00:39,000
这首歌什么歌词来着

4601
03:00:40,733 --> 03:00:42,499
这什么什么歌词来着

4602
03:00:46,500 --> 03:00:49,400
别融化了眼泪

4603
03:00:49,400 --> 03:00:54,300
你妆都花了要我怎么记得

4604
03:00:56,100 --> 03:00:56,900
是不是这个

4605
03:00:58,333 --> 03:00:59,666
吃的啥菜呀

4606
03:00:59,666 --> 03:01:00,799
啥也没吃

4607
03:01:02,900 --> 03:01:04,533
行学一下学一下

4608
03:01:04,533 --> 03:01:05,833
欢迎生如南凡

4609
03:01:06,933 --> 03:01:09,266
谢谢928的打call

4610
03:01:09,300 --> 03:01:10,433
感谢你的支持喵

4611
03:01:11,833 --> 03:01:13,333
球长的嘴硬气了

4612
03:01:14,700 --> 03:01:15,900
大家聊了些什么呀

4613
03:01:15,900 --> 03:01:19,033
啊刚才交大运过去了钢琴

4614
03:01:20,000 --> 03:01:21,700
别急别急

4615
03:01:22,133 --> 03:01:23,733
嗯别急

4616
03:01:24,800 --> 03:01:28,100
我票都还留着

4617
03:01:29,266 --> 03:01:32,199
冰上的芭蕾

4618
03:01:33,200 --> 03:01:36,333
脑海中还在旋转

4619
03:01:38,100 --> 03:01:43,066
我可以慢慢忘记你

4620
03:01:45,700 --> 03:01:48,100
朦胧的时间

4621
03:01:49,033 --> 03:01:51,933
我们溜了多远

4622
03:01:53,066 --> 03:01:59,899
冰刀划的圈圈起了谁改变

4623
03:02:01,100 --> 03:02:03,866
如果再重来

4624
03:02:04,933 --> 03:02:08,066
会不会稍嫌狼狈

4625
03:02:09,900 --> 03:02:14,833
爱是不是不开口才珍贵

4626
03:02:16,333 --> 03:02:19,866
再给我两分钟

4627
03:02:20,400 --> 03:02:24,400
让我把记忆结成冰

4628
03:02:24,400 --> 03:02:27,433
别融化了眼泪

4629
03:02:27,433 --> 03:02:32,299
你妆都花要我怎么记得

4630
03:02:32,300 --> 03:02:36,266
记得你要我忘了吧

4631
03:02:36,266 --> 03:02:40,833
记得你要我忘了吧

4632
03:02:41,100 --> 03:02:46,700
你说你会哭不是因为在乎

4633
03:02:51,666 --> 03:02:54,499
你说你会哭不是因为在乎

4634
03:02:58,800 --> 03:03:00,600
开学了好了

4635
03:03:01,500 --> 03:03:03,700
大家大家那个呃晚上好

4636
03:03:03,700 --> 03:03:05,233
晚上好那个那个

4637
03:03:05,400 --> 03:03:06,700
刚才跑掉了没

4638
03:03:07,066 --> 03:03:08,599
跑跑跑掉了吗

4639
03:03:09,100 --> 03:03:09,533
我不

4640
03:03:09,533 --> 03:03:11,466
知道我刚才拿本音唱的我不知道他

4641
03:03:11,466 --> 03:03:12,999
好了对不起对不起

4642
03:03:13,066 --> 03:03:14,899
对不起对不起好像有点有点吵了

4643
03:03:14,900 --> 03:03:16,533
没有的好听吗

4644
03:03:16,533 --> 03:03:17,399
哈哈哈

4645
03:03:17,600 --> 03:03:19,933
那不好意思刚才那本音唱的那个

4646
03:03:19,933 --> 03:03:20,666
我没注意到

4647
03:03:20,666 --> 03:03:23,466
好我以为又卡好久了这两分钟给你了

4648
03:03:23,666 --> 03:03:24,433
好嘞好嘞

4649
03:03:24,433 --> 03:03:25,666
主播我对你很失望

4650
03:03:25,666 --> 03:03:27,666
不是不是结婚老师你客观评价一下

4651
03:03:27,666 --> 03:03:28,733
你客观评价一下

4652
03:03:28,733 --> 03:03:31,066
我刚才不是假场就是没上去

4653
03:03:31,066 --> 03:03:33,299
我确实上不去本音更上不去了

4654
03:03:33,300 --> 03:03:34,900
我本音唱歌的方法就是

4655
03:03:34,933 --> 03:03:36,466
把最低的那个音放低

4656
03:03:36,466 --> 03:03:38,033
然后高音就可以避开了

4657
03:03:38,033 --> 03:03:39,899
就可以用我平常的声音唱了

4658
03:03:40,800 --> 03:03:41,900
我这很客观

4659
03:03:41,900 --> 03:03:43,133
你都滤镜都落满了

4660
03:03:43,133 --> 03:03:46,199
脸上都带酒瓶底了你还客观哈哈哈

4661
03:03:48,000 --> 03:03:50,433
哎呀这不好意思不好意思谢谢

4662
03:03:50,433 --> 03:03:51,699
果实面的牛蛙牛蛙

4663
03:03:51,700 --> 03:03:53,233
大家大家大家评论一下

4664
03:03:53,233 --> 03:03:55,299
大家怎么评价怎么评价主播怎么评价

4665
03:03:55,300 --> 03:03:56,233
主播的视频啊

4666
03:03:56,233 --> 03:03:57,699
没有坏苹果代唱

4667
03:03:58,300 --> 03:04:00,066
花苹果唱的比我好听

4668
03:04:00,066 --> 03:04:01,533
花苹果比我厉害

4669
03:04:01,700 --> 03:04:04,033
呃在你心里花苹果比我重要

4670
03:04:04,033 --> 03:04:06,266
哈哈哈好像还挺正常的啊

4671
03:04:06,300 --> 03:04:08,300
我的评论是给我米那个

4672
03:04:08,300 --> 03:04:09,333
不是不是不行了

4673
03:04:09,333 --> 03:04:11,133
你是不是有直播我去给你上见长

4674
03:04:11,133 --> 03:04:13,733
你到时候你出道时候我给你上见长去

4675
03:04:13,866 --> 03:04:14,599
没上不去

4676
03:04:14,600 --> 03:04:16,033
这个对你来说不高

4677
03:04:17,466 --> 03:04:19,333
确实这个歌确实不高啊

4678
03:04:19,333 --> 03:04:21,999
确实不往高了唱唱原唱就行

4679
03:04:22,200 --> 03:04:23,433
周杰伦唱的一直很好

4680
03:04:23,433 --> 03:04:25,499
那我呢那我呢

4681
03:04:25,500 --> 03:04:27,066
哦那我呢

4682
03:04:27,333 --> 03:04:28,266
啊

4683
03:04:29,433 --> 03:04:30,399
啊

4684
03:04:32,900 --> 03:04:35,300
除了心碎的感觉我觉得我已经

4685
03:04:35,333 --> 03:04:38,499
我已经极力去代入这个失恋的感情了

4686
03:04:38,500 --> 03:04:39,266
但是我代入不

4687
03:04:39,266 --> 03:04:40,633
了我最近太乐乐了

4688
03:04:40,633 --> 03:04:42,933
哪有什么失恋的代入不了

4689
03:04:42,933 --> 03:04:46,099
就是一想到这个大家对吧我我就想笑

4690
03:04:46,100 --> 03:04:48,733
哈哈哈一想到恋人我就想笑

4691
03:04:48,733 --> 03:04:49,699
所以说没必要

4692
03:04:49,700 --> 03:04:51,700
就就就代不了失恋的感情

4693
03:04:52,933 --> 03:04:56,066
再给我两分钟

4694
03:04:56,666 --> 03:05:00,666
让我把粉丝结成金

4695
03:05:01,300 --> 03:05:03,833
别融化了大米

4696
03:05:03,833 --> 03:05:05,933
你钱都大了

4697
03:05:05,933 --> 03:05:08,199
要我怎么不记得

4698
03:05:08,466 --> 03:05:09,899
是这什么调啊

4699
03:05:09,900 --> 03:05:11,400
你给我编的什么词啊

4700
03:05:11,400 --> 03:05:12,533
谢谢马克豆点的花谢谢

4701
03:05:12,533 --> 03:05:14,733
快快红豆女孩应该救命

4702
03:05:14,833 --> 03:05:17,033
谢谢谢谢谢谢谢

4703
03:05:17,666 --> 03:05:18,633
谢好听跟难听

4704
03:05:18,633 --> 03:05:19,499
现在有两种状态

4705
03:05:19,500 --> 03:05:22,000
一种是很难好听一种是好难听

4706
03:05:23,000 --> 03:05:24,600
你假装我们切歌女人

4707
03:05:24,600 --> 03:05:25,866
那倒不至于吧

4708
03:05:25,933 --> 03:05:28,199
但他写的他写的词

4709
03:05:30,433 --> 03:05:31,899
好听好听

4710
03:05:32,200 --> 03:05:34,300
搞了半天你们就喜欢j口是吧

4711
03:05:34,300 --> 03:05:35,466
就喜欢再给我2分钟

4712
03:05:35,466 --> 03:05:36,866
把粉丝结成精是吧

4713
03:05:36,866 --> 03:05:37,866
哈哈

4714
03:05:38,833 --> 03:05:40,899
哈还说不走嘎吃

4715
03:05:40,900 --> 03:05:44,333
那是他给我添的词即兴我跟着下一句

4716
03:05:44,333 --> 03:05:45,333
跟着下一句谁写的

4717
03:05:45,333 --> 03:05:46,399
花瓶写的

4718
03:05:46,400 --> 03:05:50,266
他写的假如画了眉线

4719
03:05:50,266 --> 03:05:54,499
你剑都丢了让我怎么追回

4720
03:05:54,900 --> 03:05:57,700
欢迎大头大头你是不是你是不是要打

4721
03:05:57,700 --> 03:05:58,433
你是不是要打

4722
03:05:58,433 --> 03:06:00,899
大头你跟我说话呀大头你说句话呀

4723
03:06:00,900 --> 03:06:01,600
大头

4724
03:06:01,600 --> 03:06:05,900
你要打的话那个那个让让让过过过过

4725
03:06:06,133 --> 03:06:07,633
你们是不是要打

4726
03:06:08,500 --> 03:06:09,800
你们要打第一

4727
03:06:10,500 --> 03:06:12,866
小队长发的跟酋长没关系

4728
03:06:12,866 --> 03:06:14,799
哈哈哈不一定

4729
03:06:14,800 --> 03:06:16,933
我感觉你们你们是打第一的样啊

4730
03:06:16,933 --> 03:06:17,466
小心

4731
03:06:17,466 --> 03:06:20,066
我只能说小心3609啊别的不多说了

4732
03:06:20,066 --> 03:06:20,999
小心3609啊

4733
03:06:21,000 --> 03:06:21,866
别的说不了

4734
03:06:25,733 --> 03:06:28,266
其他的都感觉

4735
03:06:28,700 --> 03:06:31,266
没什么太多的这个感觉吧

4736
03:06:31,266 --> 03:06:32,599
你小于309就行

4737
03:06:37,066 --> 03:06:39,333
3:09放了他放了他放了

4738
03:06:39,333 --> 03:06:40,799
那你这把你还不赢

4739
03:06:40,800 --> 03:06:42,800
已经爆杀我们大伙一位数了

4740
03:06:42,800 --> 03:06:43,933
你还赢不了

4741
03:06:44,200 --> 03:06:45,133
我不信啊

4742
03:06:45,200 --> 03:06:46,333
他说着放

4743
03:06:46,333 --> 03:06:47,999
他说放他最后一秒钟

4744
03:06:48,000 --> 03:06:50,266
下50万分的时候也不是没有

4745
03:06:50,300 --> 03:06:52,200
我上次就是被他哈哈

4746
03:06:53,900 --> 03:06:55,400
不是我这桌子到底咋回事

4747
03:06:55,400 --> 03:06:57,633
手机放着放着它就能掉下来是吧

4748
03:06:57,633 --> 03:07:00,299
有病吧有病吧

4749
03:07:03,866 --> 03:07:05,333
欢迎墨鱼冬菇

4750
03:07:05,500 --> 03:07:06,300
嗯

4751
03:07:06,900 --> 03:07:09,133
欢迎不畏谁心碎和棉花的柠檬水

4752
03:07:09,133 --> 03:07:10,433
你们没听到我啪的一下吗

4753
03:07:10,433 --> 03:07:12,833
这次把他接住了所以不用离他远点

4754
03:07:13,433 --> 03:07:15,466
每日掉落今天已经掉了4次了

4755
03:07:15,466 --> 03:07:17,466
不是这支架是不是这桌子是不是坏了

4756
03:07:17,466 --> 03:07:18,599
他是不是不平了呀

4757
03:07:18,600 --> 03:07:19,700
稍微有一点什么东西

4758
03:07:19,700 --> 03:07:21,133
然后他就他就掉下来

4759
03:07:21,133 --> 03:07:22,699
很奇怪我研究他一下

4760
03:07:24,666 --> 03:07:26,299
好爽该换桌子了

4761
03:07:26,300 --> 03:07:28,233
我这桌子是捡的地下室的

4762
03:07:28,233 --> 03:07:30,799
为什么这桌子他有两层但没人用呢

4763
03:07:30,800 --> 03:07:32,233
是因为这腿歪了

4764
03:07:32,533 --> 03:07:34,233
最外边那层的腿歪了

4765
03:07:34,233 --> 03:07:36,199
然后我就把它搬到这个外面

4766
03:07:36,200 --> 03:07:37,700
然后然后我就

4767
03:07:38,066 --> 03:07:40,299
争取除了电脑之外比上面

4768
03:07:40,466 --> 03:07:41,733
不受其他的力啊

4769
03:07:41,733 --> 03:07:43,599
然后我也不会拄着这个桌子什么

4770
03:07:43,600 --> 03:07:43,900
所以说

4771
03:07:43,900 --> 03:07:46,266
这个歪歪斜斜的桌子就勉强用了

4772
03:07:46,400 --> 03:07:47,300
这个凳子

4773
03:07:47,300 --> 03:07:49,500
是我从这个卧室里面顺过来的

4774
03:07:49,500 --> 03:07:51,866
就是就都是都是偷的都是偷的

4775
03:07:52,200 --> 03:07:53,266
自用素材

4776
03:07:53,266 --> 03:07:54,333
你用什么东西

4777
03:07:54,333 --> 03:07:56,599
你在啊欢迎欣然燃气

4778
03:07:56,733 --> 03:07:59,999
有病吧 8月份第一副恶魔

4779
03:08:00,333 --> 03:08:01,066
你给我们

4780
03:08:01,066 --> 03:08:02,266
给我们家三人念

4781
03:08:04,200 --> 03:08:07,600
再给我两分钟

4782
03:08:08,400 --> 03:08:12,433
让我把回忆结成冰

4783
03:08:14,300 --> 03:08:15,833
主播不是大v

4784
03:08:16,700 --> 03:08:18,933
我有点小事要先走了

4785
03:08:19,466 --> 03:08:22,866
你慢慢播拜拜拜拜喵拜拜喵

4786
03:08:26,500 --> 03:08:28,100
老师你说我是跟

4787
03:08:28,600 --> 03:08:31,700
刘教授那个版本还是小圆那个版本

4788
03:08:31,700 --> 03:08:33,433
小圆那个版本我跟不了吧

4789
03:08:34,133 --> 03:08:35,466
主播是不是歪着直播的

4790
03:08:35,466 --> 03:08:38,333
你怎么知道我一直都是歪头歪脑

4791
03:08:38,333 --> 03:08:42,533
就那个小体格歪头歪脑哈哈哈

4792
03:08:42,533 --> 03:08:44,866
哎主播一直都是小月

4793
03:08:44,866 --> 03:08:46,833
别乱讲别乱讲别乱讲

4794
03:08:46,833 --> 03:08:48,599
好吧主播大v都不理你了

4795
03:08:48,600 --> 03:08:50,200
没有米线急先锋对吧

4796
03:08:50,200 --> 03:08:50,333
把

4797
03:08:50,333 --> 03:08:53,233
把你拖到小黑屋里面先关个500年再说

4798
03:08:55,700 --> 03:08:56,800
还不是弹幕太少

4799
03:08:56,800 --> 03:08:59,666
你钓鱼我得硬着脑袋接外头

4800
03:08:59,833 --> 03:09:02,533
外脑主播会唱靠近吗

4801
03:09:02,533 --> 03:09:03,333
不会念

4802
03:09:04,000 --> 03:09:05,533
这样不会得颈椎病吧

4803
03:09:05,533 --> 03:09:07,333
还好吧这个经常动一动

4804
03:09:07,333 --> 03:09:08,733
所以你们看我直播的时候

4805
03:09:08,733 --> 03:09:10,633
其实他一直在左右扭来扭去

4806
03:09:10,633 --> 03:09:14,333
的你知道宇宙尽头是什么吗是289

4807
03:09:15,233 --> 03:09:21,133
8个人买的都是正版

4808
03:09:22,066 --> 03:09:26,933
天线宝宝也碎成三两段

4809
03:09:29,633 --> 03:09:30,433
每当

4810
03:09:31,233 --> 03:09:32,466
我一说

4811
03:09:33,133 --> 03:09:36,433
你们会发自知之方

4812
03:09:36,433 --> 03:09:38,033
要不然结婚老唱不唱不了

4813
03:09:38,466 --> 03:09:41,499
不会肯定的

4814
03:09:44,800 --> 03:09:47,033
承诺

4815
03:09:48,466 --> 03:09:51,933
啊啊啊我不卖我不卖

4816
03:09:51,933 --> 03:09:55,699
啊啊啊我偏要我偏要

4817
03:09:55,733 --> 03:09:59,299
呃呃呃我不卖我不卖

4818
03:09:59,333 --> 03:10:02,499
哼哼哼哼哼你不理我我就闹

4819
03:10:02,900 --> 03:10:07,500
一哭二闹三上吊

4820
03:10:08,433 --> 03:10:14,066
还会呃呃呃我不卖我不卖

4821
03:10:14,133 --> 03:10:19,233
呃呃呃无非呀无非哎呀呃呃呃

4822
03:10:19,400 --> 03:10:21,333
我不骂我不骂

4823
03:10:21,400 --> 03:10:24,800
哈哈哈你不理我我就闹

4824
03:10:27,600 --> 03:10:28,866
感觉这个

4825
03:10:29,133 --> 03:10:31,133
一定会拿下小文老师所有工

4826
03:10:31,133 --> 03:10:32,099
会第一的吧

4827
03:10:32,100 --> 03:10:32,900
对吧

4828
03:10:33,700 --> 03:10:35,633
真好呀呀呀呀

4829
03:10:35,633 --> 03:10:39,933
莫跳呀呀呀呀胸口一哭二闹三上跳

4830
03:10:40,233 --> 03:10:41,299
呦呦呦

4831
03:10:42,300 --> 03:10:45,100
这个地方听不清歌词但是他缺了两句

4832
03:10:45,333 --> 03:10:47,233
你真的有点不得了

4833
03:10:49,300 --> 03:10:51,033
你们搞得我心里有点慌

4834
03:10:51,033 --> 03:10:52,833
老婆的淘宝天天搞

4835
03:10:52,833 --> 03:10:54,666
但我又不是支付宝

4836
03:10:54,900 --> 03:10:57,800
姑娘姑娘你站起来随时随地都可以

4837
03:10:57,800 --> 03:11:01,400
天赖天赖真是你们想赖他想赖就能赖

4838
03:11:01,400 --> 03:11:05,933
还赖呃呃呃我不卖我不卖

4839
03:11:05,933 --> 03:11:09,666
呃呃呃我非要我非要

4840
03:11:11,100 --> 03:11:14,333
我不骂我不骂哼哼哼哼哼

4841
03:11:14,466 --> 03:11:16,399
你不理我我就闹

4842
03:11:17,033 --> 03:11:20,733
呃呃呃我不骂我不骂

4843
03:11:22,133 --> 03:11:27,799
我非要我非要呃呃呃我不骂我不骂

4844
03:11:27,933 --> 03:11:31,266
哈哈哈哈哈你不理我我就闹

4845
03:11:31,600 --> 03:11:35,333
嗯嗯其实就是搞这种整合歌的话

4846
03:11:35,333 --> 03:11:36,899
其实如果非要非要

4847
03:11:36,900 --> 03:11:38,600
真的就是冠军粉啊

4848
03:11:38,600 --> 03:11:40,066
真的就特别想赢的话

4849
03:11:40,066 --> 03:11:42,499
我应该拿那个鲁智深音就往下压

4850
03:11:42,533 --> 03:11:44,466
往下压一下然后跟大家撒娇

4851
03:11:44,466 --> 03:11:45,733
我觉得这样真的是绝杀

4852
03:11:45,733 --> 03:11:48,333
我觉得应该前三应该有把握吧

4853
03:11:48,333 --> 03:11:49,933
这肯定有把握吧对吧

4854
03:11:51,100 --> 03:11:52,866
等一下等一下这个琵琶稍等一下

4855
03:11:52,866 --> 03:11:54,399
我看一下怎么把它压下去

4856
03:11:54,833 --> 03:12:00,033
呃呃啊啊Mike OK听得到吗喂喂

4857
03:12:00,333 --> 03:12:01,433
嗯嗯嗯

4858
03:12:01,433 --> 03:12:04,333
我不骂我不骂就这种感觉你知道吧

4859
03:12:04,333 --> 03:12:05,333
就这种感觉

4860
03:12:05,333 --> 03:12:08,099
哎呀这个发音方式好像那种那种那种

4861
03:12:08,633 --> 03:12:09,399
那种

4862
03:12:09,400 --> 03:12:12,133
击打着自己胸口大猩猩啊好痛啊

4863
03:12:12,133 --> 03:12:13,666
好痛啊哈哈哈

4864
03:12:13,666 --> 03:12:14,599
好痛啊这嗓

4865
03:12:14,600 --> 03:12:15,433
子好疼啊

4866
03:12:15,433 --> 03:12:17,199
皮是好皮人更是好人

4867
03:12:17,200 --> 03:12:19,200
那对这个主播的皮是好皮

4868
03:12:19,200 --> 03:12:20,466
人也是好人呐

4869
03:12:21,000 --> 03:12:22,466
谢谢谢谢谢谢

4870
03:12:22,466 --> 03:12:23,833
热琵琶还是越琵琶呀

4871
03:12:23,833 --> 03:12:24,733
越琵琶吧

4872
03:12:24,800 --> 03:12:26,033
啊说我惊吓

4873
03:12:26,033 --> 03:12:28,466
别吓我就我就这样肯定拿来冠军

4874
03:12:28,466 --> 03:12:29,899
但主播还是偶像派歌手

4875
03:12:29,900 --> 03:12:30,600
偶像派歌手

4876
03:12:30,600 --> 03:12:33,466
我感觉往上提就提了往下就算了吧

4877
03:12:33,466 --> 03:12:36,933
往下就算了判若两人哈哈哈哈哈

4878
03:12:37,133 --> 03:12:39,466
上次怎么念乐越琵琶对吧越琵琶是吧

4879
03:12:39,466 --> 03:12:40,899
人更是我的主

4880
03:12:42,066 --> 03:12:43,066
陈逆天啊

4881
03:12:43,200 --> 03:12:45,233
换人了对的刚南运营代唱

4882
03:12:45,233 --> 03:12:46,299
南运营代唱啊

4883
03:12:46,666 --> 03:12:47,833
这比天下老师强

4884
03:12:47,833 --> 03:12:51,099
如果让绝活老师唱女生让我来唱男生

4885
03:12:51,100 --> 03:12:52,600
那这更是绝杀

4886
03:12:52,600 --> 03:12:55,733
呃对吧这个我们两个人反弹琵琶呀

4887
03:12:55,733 --> 03:12:57,633
就感觉感觉能特

4888
03:12:57,733 --> 03:12:59,133
整出来一个特等奖出来

4889
03:12:59,133 --> 03:13:00,099
就是没有特等奖

4890
03:13:00,100 --> 03:13:02,200
我们也得现场射出来一个特等奖

4891
03:13:02,200 --> 03:13:03,300
哈哈哈哈

4892
03:13:04,200 --> 03:13:05,000
哎呀

4893
03:13:05,533 --> 03:13:09,033
他骑着妖姬叫打野猫哈买冰可乐

4894
03:13:09,033 --> 03:13:11,799
被天敌说是最危险的地方他都去过

4895
03:13:11,800 --> 03:13:13,633
哎真是还真是还真是哎

4896
03:13:13,633 --> 03:13:15,666
这几句没有没有一点不对的

4897
03:13:16,000 --> 03:13:17,500
你应该没听过我的绝活

4898
03:13:17,500 --> 03:13:18,200
我是女生

4899
03:13:18,200 --> 03:13:19,133
对啊对哎

4900
03:13:19,133 --> 03:13:21,799
哈哈哈什么哥你是女生是吧

4901
03:13:21,866 --> 03:13:23,233
你是女生

4902
03:13:23,233 --> 03:13:24,999
漂亮的女生是吧

4903
03:13:25,466 --> 03:13:26,666
那南岳人来吗

4904
03:13:26,666 --> 03:13:28,666
那找天人之声跟结婚老师合唱算了

4905
03:13:28,666 --> 03:13:30,666
那找天人之声跟结婚老师合唱吧对吧

4906
03:13:30,666 --> 03:13:32,699
别人我请不动我请不动天理之星了

4907
03:13:32,733 --> 03:13:34,599
然后再加上摇光摇光和音

4908
03:13:34,600 --> 03:13:35,600
然后咱们仨去

4909
03:13:35,600 --> 03:13:36,466
咱们咱们四个

4910
03:13:36,466 --> 03:13:38,266
我们四个真是太厉害了我们四个

4911
03:13:38,266 --> 03:13:39,499
哈哈哈我服

4912
03:13:39,500 --> 03:13:40,666
我我负责投稿

4913
03:13:43,466 --> 03:13:44,866
听听你的

4914
03:13:45,500 --> 03:13:47,066
我是女生

4915
03:13:47,066 --> 03:13:48,399
结果老师那个嗓子

4916
03:13:48,400 --> 03:13:50,266
就发出什么样的声音我都不奇怪

4917
03:13:50,266 --> 03:13:50,833
你知道吗

4918
03:13:50,833 --> 03:13:53,299
他发出什么样的声音我真的都不奇怪

4919
03:13:53,300 --> 03:13:55,133
就是一个能驾驭好这

4920
03:13:55,133 --> 03:13:57,699
个选购偶尔山尼若电棍

4921
03:13:57,900 --> 03:14:00,500
啊哈这种啊呜什么的之类

4922
03:14:00,500 --> 03:14:02,666
能翻唱加勒比海盗的人

4923
03:14:02,666 --> 03:14:04,433
我他怎么样我都不奇怪

4924
03:14:04,433 --> 03:14:06,933
好吧他我是女生是他的绝活

4925
03:14:06,933 --> 03:14:09,433
我觉得绝活老师生你真一直都可以的

4926
03:14:09,433 --> 03:14:10,466
怎么样都行

4927
03:14:11,066 --> 03:14:14,333
今晚演出的抽象主播算他最喜欢他

4928
03:14:14,333 --> 03:14:16,866
走到吧台先点了一杯旺仔牛奶

4929
03:14:16,866 --> 03:14:21,466
哈哈哈牛奶太贵了太贵了不好意思喝

4930
03:14:22,266 --> 03:14:24,266
给大家听一首我比较喜欢的歌吧

4931
03:14:24,266 --> 03:14:25,066
还是好吵啊

4932
03:14:25,066 --> 03:14:26,899
这是听一首比较喜欢的歌

4933
03:14:26,900 --> 03:14:27,833
然后我们下播了吧

4934
03:14:27,833 --> 03:14:30,099
这个中间正在逐渐走低啊

4935
03:14:30,233 --> 03:14:31,799
因为这是很正常的事情捏

4936
03:14:37,000 --> 03:14:40,133
呀哈对啊这就播了4个小时了吧

4937
03:14:40,866 --> 03:14:42,999
所以我吃饱了的话我的情绪很高

4938
03:14:43,000 --> 03:14:44,433
还能再播两点呢

4939
03:14:52,800 --> 03:14:56,400
啊对靠近我想起来了对不起来了

4940
03:14:57,400 --> 03:14:59,100
没想到我的徽章还蛮多吧

4941
03:14:59,100 --> 03:15:01,466
居然有我的下一首给你放袁雅薇是吧

4942
03:15:01,600 --> 03:15:02,600
OK收到了

4943
03:15:16,266 --> 03:15:17,433
好听吗好听吗

4944
03:15:17,433 --> 03:15:19,266
你可以攻击我的音乐品味

4945
03:15:19,266 --> 03:15:20,533
不是你可以攻击我音乐水平

4946
03:15:20,533 --> 03:15:22,199
但也不能攻击我的音乐品味

4947
03:15:22,200 --> 03:15:24,266
我的尊色动感就是最强的

4948
03:15:24,466 --> 03:15:28,699
to leave oh darling i ya ya

4949
03:15:32,933 --> 03:15:33,733
ya

4950
03:15:37,233 --> 03:15:38,099
管它多多激怒

4951
03:15:38,400 --> 03:15:51,466
i Santa in naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

4952
03:15:57,200 --> 03:15:58,600
这首歌听一半就整整好

4953
03:15:58,600 --> 03:15:59,866
就是把这肩肘放完

4954
03:15:59,866 --> 03:16:01,866
到1分三四十秒的时候就整好

4955
03:16:02,133 --> 03:16:03,866
不要听他那个后半段

4956
03:16:03,866 --> 03:16:05,799
然后就会觉得啊真好听

4957
03:16:08,733 --> 03:16:10,866
不对啊这个网易云好像没有哎

4958
03:16:10,866 --> 03:16:11,533
欢迎马Coto

4959
03:16:11,533 --> 03:16:12,699
我正好唱完一个日文歌

4960
03:16:12,700 --> 03:16:13,900
马Coto就进来了

4961
03:16:13,900 --> 03:16:16,533
正好正好正好不用那个什么

4962
03:16:16,733 --> 03:16:17,999
我来了但我不想走

4963
03:16:18,000 --> 03:16:20,300
不想走就住着呗不想走就住在这里啊

4964
03:16:20,300 --> 03:16:23,400
别急这是另版的怎么回事啊

4965
03:16:25,300 --> 03:16:26,400
啊是这个

4966
03:16:26,800 --> 03:16:27,500
我也觉得

4967
03:16:27,500 --> 03:16:28,933
我这个唱歌的方法

4968
03:16:28,933 --> 03:16:30,866
其实就是学日系的歌

4969
03:16:30,900 --> 03:16:31,666
学出来的

4970
03:16:31,666 --> 03:16:32,466
你知道吗

4971
03:16:36,600 --> 03:16:38,300
这是爱情公寓的那个歌吗

4972
03:16:38,300 --> 03:16:39,300
我咋了没有没有

4973
03:16:39,300 --> 03:16:41,200
幸好你唱完了才来

4974
03:16:41,200 --> 03:16:41,700
要不然的话

4975
03:16:41,700 --> 03:16:43,733
你听懂了之后你又要发杠杠

4976
03:16:44,266 --> 03:16:45,499
你又要发杠杠了

4977
03:16:45,500 --> 03:16:47,200
我怕我怕你对吧

4978
03:16:47,200 --> 03:16:49,233
直播间有会热门的人我都害怕

4979
03:16:54,500 --> 03:16:55,700
歌不太会

4980
03:16:55,800 --> 03:17:00,333
不会唱就是你让我唱那个那个那个

4981
03:17:00,600 --> 03:17:02,000
那个靠近还行

4982
03:17:02,066 --> 03:17:03,633
能唱吗不会唱

4983
03:17:04,333 --> 03:17:06,999
没听过对不起对不起

4984
03:17:09,266 --> 03:17:11,699
这个就是我听了就觉得我不会的

4985
03:17:11,700 --> 03:17:12,466
我不会哎

4986
03:17:12,466 --> 03:17:14,066
你会你会的别怕

4987
03:17:14,066 --> 03:17:16,266
你把杠杠屏蔽了你保护我是吧

4988
03:17:16,400 --> 03:17:18,233
再靠近一点

4989
03:17:18,900 --> 03:17:20,466
请浮现

4990
03:17:20,466 --> 03:17:22,599
这个歌听的我都不知道怎么去模仿

4991
03:17:22,600 --> 03:17:24,533
他发声的那个办法你知道吧

4992
03:17:25,466 --> 03:17:26,266
远

4993
03:17:27,833 --> 03:17:31,499
你是否用心发现

4994
03:17:32,900 --> 03:17:36,033
我猜你一想靠近吧

4995
03:17:36,700 --> 03:17:41,533
直到我睫毛轻刷着你脸颊

4996
03:17:42,533 --> 03:17:47,399
直到你低头就闻到我长发

4997
03:17:48,466 --> 03:17:50,466
这想法

4998
03:17:50,900 --> 03:17:51,866
副歌我跟不了

4999
03:17:51,866 --> 03:17:52,933
那就是一点都不会

5000
03:17:52,933 --> 03:17:54,699
这首歌一整首歌一点都不会

5001
03:17:54,700 --> 03:17:56,133
没听过第一次听

5002
03:17:56,133 --> 03:17:57,199
挺好听的

5003
03:17:59,433 --> 03:18:00,199
我一直不会

5004
03:18:00,200 --> 03:18:02,033
这种就听起来又虚又实的声音

5005
03:18:02,033 --> 03:18:03,033
到底怎么发出来

5006
03:18:03,033 --> 03:18:04,933
我要么就贼实要么就贼虚

5007
03:18:05,533 --> 03:18:07,633
等下那个既然马后头来了

5008
03:18:07,633 --> 03:18:09,033
再给他唱一下戏吧

5009
03:18:09,100 --> 03:18:13,933
会害怕你说好吗

5010
03:18:14,100 --> 03:18:15,300
多么想谁

5011
03:18:15,300 --> 03:18:16,133
气息声偏多

5012
03:18:16,133 --> 03:18:17,866
但我一唱气声跟肾虚一样

5013
03:18:17,866 --> 03:18:18,999
我不知道为嘛捏

5014
03:18:19,633 --> 03:18:20,433
为什么呢

5015
03:18:20,733 --> 03:18:22,299
我发现杠杠是习惯

5016
03:18:22,300 --> 03:18:24,066
我知道我知道啊我知道

5017
03:18:24,066 --> 03:18:25,633
我当然知道你们别人也行啊

5018
03:18:25,633 --> 03:18:26,433
我明白的

5019
03:18:26,433 --> 03:18:28,133
就哪怕两个人说

5020
03:18:28,266 --> 03:18:30,499
同一句话我也知道你们就是

5021
03:18:30,833 --> 03:18:32,433
意思可能表达的是不一样的

5022
03:18:32,433 --> 03:18:35,466
因为你的性格我会有一个简单的感觉

5023
03:18:35,466 --> 03:18:36,599
我只是开玩笑

5024
03:18:38,133 --> 03:18:39,266
你不下班了

5025
03:18:40,200 --> 03:18:41,800
我昨天不是没播吗

5026
03:18:41,800 --> 03:18:42,666
昨天晚上没播

5027
03:18:42,666 --> 03:18:44,466
今天这个胆的这个能量

5028
03:18:44,466 --> 03:18:46,199
在这卡顿的这能量

5029
03:18:46,266 --> 03:18:49,266
今天3个小时才那什么呀

5030
03:18:49,400 --> 03:18:51,400
3个小时才进唱歌环节

5031
03:18:51,400 --> 03:18:52,833
我不跟大家说了吗

5032
03:18:52,833 --> 03:18:53,999
如果每天只播一场

5033
03:18:54,000 --> 03:18:55,300
我能播4个点左右吧

5034
03:18:55,300 --> 03:18:56,866
那你要每天让我播两场那

5035
03:18:57,300 --> 03:18:58,600
3个小时我就得走了

5036
03:19:01,000 --> 03:19:02,333
这个现场版好强哦

5037
03:19:02,333 --> 03:19:03,399
我放的现场版

5038
03:19:03,400 --> 03:19:05,600
他这个就是听着就不会唱

5039
03:19:05,600 --> 03:19:07,200
就很强很强这种感觉

5040
03:19:15,100 --> 03:19:16,933
下午2点怎么着也醒了

5041
03:19:16,933 --> 03:19:18,866
不管你下不下班我先播回头见

5042
03:19:18,866 --> 03:19:19,799
下赢了吗

5043
03:19:19,900 --> 03:19:20,866
下赢了吗

5044
03:19:21,100 --> 03:19:23,866
喏下赢了吗妖怪嗯

5045
03:19:26,633 --> 03:19:28,033
那么晚安啦

5046
03:19:28,033 --> 03:19:29,033
晚安晚安不对

5047
03:19:29,033 --> 03:19:31,033
你不能再睡了你不能再睡了

5048
03:19:31,033 --> 03:19:33,499
你要倒时差的你要倒时差的

5049
03:19:34,666 --> 03:19:35,733
你不能再睡了

5050
03:19:35,733 --> 03:19:37,099
你不说要倒时差吗

5051
03:19:37,266 --> 03:19:39,899
na na na na na na na

5052
03:19:42,533 --> 03:19:43,333
oh

5053
03:19:45,300 --> 03:19:46,400
to you

5054
03:19:52,800 --> 03:19:55,133
准备好给你

5055
03:19:55,266 --> 03:19:56,499
这个和声是实的

5056
03:19:56,500 --> 03:19:58,333
我听到了我听到了

5057
03:19:58,700 --> 03:20:00,800
我就下了那一场后面准备关

5058
03:20:00,833 --> 03:20:02,299
哦哦我还以为你有点反

5059
03:20:03,066 --> 03:20:06,299
我到晚上吧最好就就是大脑清白

5060
03:20:06,300 --> 03:20:07,100
哈哈哈

5061
03:20:07,733 --> 03:20:08,466
我也是这样

5062
03:20:08,466 --> 03:20:11,066
所以我直播之前都会补充时间那种

5063
03:20:11,066 --> 03:20:12,099
简单睡一觉

5064
03:20:12,233 --> 03:20:15,399
我今天来直播之前睡了15分钟啊

5065
03:20:15,400 --> 03:20:18,266
本来应该9点半来的但我睡到9:45才来

5066
03:20:19,700 --> 03:20:21,033
强行倒下来我倒不来

5067
03:20:21,033 --> 03:20:22,499
那就自然倒成一轮吧

5068
03:20:22,500 --> 03:20:23,433
反正应该

5069
03:20:23,833 --> 03:20:26,033
在家工作的话也没什么太大问题

5070
03:20:28,866 --> 03:20:30,233
在你脸上

5071
03:20:32,833 --> 03:20:34,433
这个好好听啊

5072
03:20:34,633 --> 03:20:36,866
摆了别摆好了别摆好了

5073
03:20:36,866 --> 03:20:39,299
困是人的这个本能啊很正常

5074
03:20:49,866 --> 03:20:50,666
i say

5075
03:20:53,800 --> 03:20:56,666
hey hey hey sata

5076
03:21:00,200 --> 03:21:03,033
hey hey hey sata

5077
03:21:07,000 --> 03:21:09,200
不给那颗桃林的寂寞

5078
03:21:20,533 --> 03:21:23,733
加德勒娜唔达送到黑咖啡

5079
03:21:23,733 --> 03:21:26,633
太咕噜去明了

5080
03:21:26,633 --> 03:21:28,333
看清内都有你

5081
03:21:28,333 --> 03:21:30,333
哈吉玛利卡多多

5082
03:21:31,733 --> 03:21:34,599
爱西卡有卡哇嘞

5083
03:21:35,033 --> 03:21:40,233
西伯哇尼卡哇嘞买博西尼哈提尼

5084
03:21:41,733 --> 03:21:44,733
tu tu tu

5085
03:21:47,533 --> 03:22:01,033
tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu

5086
03:22:02,733 --> 03:22:04,499
开家族玛拉玛伊伊哆

5087
03:22:04,500 --> 03:22:04,733
伊伊伊伊伊伊

5088
03:22:04,733 --> 03:22:05,699
伊伊伊伊伊伊伊伊伊伊伊伊伊伊伊

5089
03:22:05,733 --> 03:22:06,399
伊伊伊伊伊

5090
03:22:06,400 --> 03:22:07,200
伊伊伊伊伊伊伊伊伊伊伊伊伊伊

5091
03:22:07,266 --> 03:22:09,233
伊伊伊伊伊伊伊伊伊

5092
03:22:10,466 --> 03:22:12,266
伊伊伊已

5093
03:22:20,233 --> 03:22:21,499
嘿哒哒

5094
03:22:24,900 --> 03:22:28,066
嘿嘿嘿哒哒

5095
03:22:28,600 --> 03:22:29,800
哎就到这了

5096
03:22:30,200 --> 03:22:32,533
今天少唱错了2个地方

5097
03:22:32,533 --> 03:22:34,533
今天只唱错了一块半

5098
03:22:34,833 --> 03:22:36,299
有进步有进步

5099
03:22:36,433 --> 03:22:38,733
今天就只唱少唱错了一块半

5100
03:22:39,133 --> 03:22:39,999
那一天

5101
03:22:42,133 --> 03:22:44,433
爱心跳加加

5102
03:22:47,400 --> 03:22:48,200
酷

5103
03:22:50,033 --> 03:22:57,299
ye

5104
03:23:00,533 --> 03:23:02,266
差不多就可以了就到这吧

5105
03:23:02,800 --> 03:23:03,733
唱一半吧

5106
03:23:03,733 --> 03:23:04,933
没见面只有半声

5107
03:23:04,933 --> 03:23:05,866
反正你听不懂

5108
03:23:05,900 --> 03:23:06,800
你听得懂

5109
03:23:06,800 --> 03:23:08,066
你别骗我

5110
03:23:08,666 --> 03:23:10,233
你别骗我

5111
03:23:10,266 --> 03:23:11,266
我记得

5112
03:23:11,266 --> 03:23:13,433
我怎么会连这种声都不记得呀

5113
03:23:13,633 --> 03:23:14,433
啊

5114
03:23:15,133 --> 03:23:15,933
哈哈

5115
03:23:21,400 --> 03:23:22,200
快去

5116
03:23:22,666 --> 03:23:23,466
快去

5117
03:23:28,066 --> 03:23:31,666
好啦第一次有白子说我唱歌好听

5118
03:23:33,833 --> 03:23:35,199
但是确实我

5119
03:23:35,233 --> 03:23:37,599
我自己琢磨的唱歌的办法

5120
03:23:37,600 --> 03:23:39,733
确实是听数曲听出来的

5121
03:23:39,733 --> 03:23:40,933
一般日日文歌

5122
03:23:40,933 --> 03:23:43,833
韩文歌感跟中文歌发声方式不太一样

5123
03:23:44,000 --> 03:23:45,333
总之我

5124
03:23:45,466 --> 03:23:48,133
我发声的方式确实是唱日系几种

5125
03:23:48,133 --> 03:23:49,433
风的那种感觉

5126
03:23:54,400 --> 03:23:56,000
she's been in all the

5127
03:24:00,800 --> 03:24:01,600
time

5128
03:24:02,933 --> 03:24:04,799
每天要忘这么多事

5129
03:24:06,133 --> 03:24:09,299
他忘记了所有的事情却始终记得

5130
03:24:09,533 --> 03:24:10,599
要爱你

5131
03:24:11,333 --> 03:24:12,833
要爱一捏人捏

5132
03:24:14,900 --> 03:24:17,033
你说下日语歌这是锁死的

5133
03:24:17,033 --> 03:24:17,433
对啊

5134
03:24:17,433 --> 03:24:19,899
我说下日语歌就是锁在那一个声音上

5135
03:24:19,900 --> 03:24:21,433
唱什么歌都那个声音

5136
03:24:21,700 --> 03:24:25,133
baby请你帮我哭诉说NO NO NO

5137
03:24:25,700 --> 03:24:27,933
准备好脱我衣

5138
03:24:29,066 --> 03:24:29,866
OK

5139
03:24:31,666 --> 03:24:35,933
OK OK OK OK OK OK

5140
03:24:42,300 --> 03:24:42,733
OK

5141
03:24:42,733 --> 03:24:44,333
就是很高的那种音调

5142
03:24:44,333 --> 03:24:45,633
音调的不能乱夹

5143
03:24:45,633 --> 03:24:47,699
就很高很高的那种声音

5144
03:24:49,433 --> 03:24:50,799
大概可以戒烟

5145
03:24:50,800 --> 03:24:52,933
哪天搞个出于未来的消失

5146
03:24:52,933 --> 03:24:54,099
我不太行吧

5147
03:24:54,500 --> 03:24:57,800
我我日语一块我就发不明白音了

5148
03:25:01,400 --> 03:25:04,333
放个戒烟然后我们今天的直播

5149
03:25:04,333 --> 03:25:05,299
哇4个小时

5150
03:25:05,300 --> 03:25:07,400
我真是太了不起了

5151
03:25:07,866 --> 03:25:09,499
尿尿哼哼

5152
03:25:09,500 --> 03:25:11,800
米烟得意哈哈哈

5153
03:25:11,800 --> 03:25:13,700
我真是太了不起了

5154
03:25:13,700 --> 03:25:16,400
那么今天就下了我

5155
03:25:20,666 --> 03:25:25,999
哇悄悄爷爷背个5 爷背了这么多年了

5156
03:25:37,000 --> 03:25:42,233
已经为了变的更好去掉锋芒

5157
03:25:44,666 --> 03:25:50,399
一不小心成了你的倾诉对象

5158
03:25:52,700 --> 03:25:56,233
电话约在从前约会的地

5159
03:25:56,233 --> 03:25:57,899
热天神下播了

5160
03:25:57,900 --> 03:25:58,333
大家

5161
03:25:58,333 --> 03:26:00,733
今天我的俩店长加班是不是够多了

5162
03:26:10,066 --> 03:26:11,133
对个街先

5163
03:26:11,133 --> 03:26:14,066
别急对个街先你们

5164
03:26:16,666 --> 03:26:20,199
喝了几杯唱了几段

5165
03:26:20,233 --> 03:26:22,233
你却哭了

5166
03:26:22,933 --> 03:26:26,633
拜拜你多林国啊我学了

5167
03:26:26,700 --> 03:26:30,266
我就学了那个那个123我学到四

5168
03:26:30,266 --> 03:26:31,699
多林国学到四啊

5169
03:26:31,900 --> 03:26:32,900
头发

5170
03:26:33,733 --> 03:26:36,666
我得到了拜拜喵

5171
03:26:36,666 --> 03:26:39,399
脑壳痛拜拜喵拜拜喵

5172
03:26:39,700 --> 03:26:45,666
戒了烟我不习惯没有你我

5173
03:26:45,666 --> 03:26:47,499
我怎么办

5174
03:26:47,633 --> 03:26:51,333
3年零一个礼拜

5175
03:26:51,666 --> 03:26:55,299
才学会怎么忍耐

5176
03:26:55,633 --> 03:26:59,433
你给过我的伤害

5177
03:26:59,633 --> 03:27:03,666
是没有一句责怪

5178
03:27:03,666 --> 03:27:07,633
戒了烟染上悲伤

5179
03:27:07,633 --> 03:27:10,533
我也不想

5180
03:27:11,733 --> 03:27:14,066
的嫣然上悲伤拜拜

5181
03:27:14,066 --> 03:27:15,899
晚场还能有没有吧

5182
03:27:16,066 --> 03:27:17,699
我们可能会换赛道

5183
03:27:17,700 --> 03:27:19,300
我们应该是素人的

5184
03:27:21,266 --> 03:27:22,066
啊

5185
03:27:22,933 --> 03:27:24,333
你们要换超凡

5186
03:27:24,833 --> 03:27:29,799
你说最近过的还算幸福美满

5187
03:27:29,800 --> 03:27:31,700
超凡的话有时间限制吧

5188
03:27:31,700 --> 03:27:32,133
我记得

5189
03:27:32,133 --> 03:27:34,799
三个月还是6个月以内才能进超凡吧

5190
03:27:36,866 --> 03:27:40,333
你们要有超凡的话那39不可能不打了

5191
03:27:40,500 --> 03:27:43,000
他就肯定打了随便拿个机器吗

5192
03:27:43,600 --> 03:27:45,500
他超凡你看一下有没有时间限制啊

5193
03:27:45,500 --> 03:27:46,933
我看一下赛道划分吧

5194
03:27:47,733 --> 03:27:49,933
榜单罗杰赛道划分

5195
03:27:51,100 --> 03:27:52,700
你们没有官签吗

5196
03:27:52,700 --> 03:27:54,400
这账号没有官签吗

5197
03:27:54,400 --> 03:27:56,700
哎对软糖账号没有官签

5198
03:27:58,800 --> 03:28:00,333
晚场24小时七夕

5199
03:28:00,333 --> 03:28:01,533
假的假的

5200
03:28:01,533 --> 03:28:03,333
怎么可能24小时七夕啊

5201
03:28:03,700 --> 03:28:07,400
3年零一个礼拜

5202
03:28:07,666 --> 03:28:11,466
才学会怎么忍耐

5203
03:28:11,633 --> 03:28:14,066
你给过我的

5204
03:28:14,100 --> 03:28:15,466
哈喽我来你来

5205
03:28:20,300 --> 03:28:21,100
了

5206
03:28:24,933 --> 03:28:26,333
应该换不了吧

5207
03:28:26,333 --> 03:28:29,099
有这个高能主播认证的应该都是那个

5208
03:28:29,100 --> 03:28:29,900
什么

5209
03:28:30,400 --> 03:28:32,633
都是都是都是有合同的吧

5210
03:28:33,666 --> 03:28:36,866
他有那个小闪电那个高能主播认证是

5211
03:28:37,400 --> 03:28:38,900
不知道整了一个啥合同

5212
03:28:38,900 --> 03:28:40,000
才能有那个认证的

5213
03:28:40,000 --> 03:28:42,300
我记得但可能他是

5214
03:28:42,300 --> 03:28:45,033
就是他不是他比我比我前辈吗

5215
03:28:45,033 --> 03:28:48,399
他比我早出道嫩久可能当时他那个

5216
03:28:48,800 --> 03:28:51,600
跟我的就不一样你知道吧他当时就是

5217
03:28:52,200 --> 03:28:53,833
判定的标准跟我不一样

5218
03:28:53,833 --> 03:28:54,933
但是我当时就是

5219
03:28:54,933 --> 03:28:56,999
我签约的时候就只有签约才有

5220
03:28:57,000 --> 03:28:57,866
那个高能主播

5221
03:28:57,866 --> 03:28:58,899
被官方踢了

5222
03:28:58,900 --> 03:28:59,700
啊

5223
03:29:00,466 --> 03:29:02,033
啊还有这种

5224
03:29:02,533 --> 03:29:04,466
嗯欢迎不小姐

5225
03:29:05,633 --> 03:29:07,266
还有这种操作啊

5226
03:29:08,133 --> 03:29:09,099
欢迎小幸

5227
03:29:10,866 --> 03:29:15,433
中午好才学会怎么忍耐

5228
03:29:15,700 --> 03:29:19,333
你给过我的伤害

5229
03:29:19,666 --> 03:29:23,599
是没有一句责怪

5230
03:29:26,533 --> 03:29:28,933
哇今天有7,000多人看过哎

5231
03:29:29,133 --> 03:29:31,033
一个好的标题居然对

5232
03:29:31,033 --> 03:29:32,866
直播间有这么重要

5233
03:29:35,033 --> 03:29:36,466
哎一个好的标题

5234
03:29:36,466 --> 03:29:38,433
他直播间居然有这么重要

5235
03:29:38,433 --> 03:29:39,633
我不好说了

5236
03:29:40,300 --> 03:29:42,600
今天我才发现有7,000多人看过

5237
03:29:42,600 --> 03:29:44,333
谢谢大家看我谢谢关注

5238
03:29:44,333 --> 03:29:46,233
绵绵啊喵啊关注绵绵谢谢喵

5239
03:29:46,233 --> 03:29:47,633
红豆你啊你看多喵

5240
03:29:47,700 --> 03:29:51,466
3克喵3克喵谢谢喵谢谢喵啊你看多喵

5241
03:29:51,833 --> 03:29:54,266
哈哈哈我不知道为啥抽红包

5242
03:29:54,266 --> 03:29:55,799
往天有好多红包也没

5243
03:29:55,800 --> 03:29:57,466
这这这厉害啊

5244
03:29:58,666 --> 03:29:59,733
打米太多了

5245
03:29:59,733 --> 03:30:01,633
今天既不是打米最多的一天

5246
03:30:01,633 --> 03:30:03,133
也不是红包最多的一天

5247
03:30:03,133 --> 03:30:05,666
也不是第一天在虚拟区的一天

5248
03:30:05,666 --> 03:30:08,033
然后这个结果这个那个什么呀

5249
03:30:09,000 --> 03:30:11,233
好嘞大家拜拜拜拜

5250
03:30:15,433 --> 03:30:17,833
原有能不能别在主播直播间刷了

5251
03:30:17,833 --> 03:30:20,733
主播主播不玩原神主播不玩原神

5252
03:30:21,533 --> 03:30:23,833
我的个天原有别刷了行吗

5253
03:30:23,833 --> 03:30:25,433
对不起原有原有那个

5254
03:30:25,733 --> 03:30:28,599
出去别说你玩原神行了我哎

5255
03:30:30,700 --> 03:30:33,466
谢谢谢谢大米923的

5256
03:30:34,300 --> 03:30:35,500
橙色爱心你要互

5257
03:30:35,500 --> 03:30:38,533
动呀立刻走欢迎水果王下播了水果王

5258
03:30:38,633 --> 03:30:40,533
谢谢若暖暖的爱心

5259
03:30:40,533 --> 03:30:43,533
谢谢陆宇的爱心谢谢果实喵的爱心

5260
03:30:43,533 --> 03:30:44,866
谢谢蓝色爱心你

5261
03:30:44,900 --> 03:30:47,700
谢谢果实喵的一二

5262
03:30:47,900 --> 03:30:50,100
呃呃呃喵喵喵

5263
03:30:50,733 --> 03:30:52,499
我是喵的两条金色IC

5264
03:30:52,500 --> 03:30:55,833
谢谢大MG的三条金色IC是什么

5265
03:30:55,833 --> 03:30:57,333
看到这样的两条金色IC

5266
03:30:57,533 --> 03:30:59,666
喵谢谢阳光的金色IC

5267
03:30:59,900 --> 03:31:01,333
别急别急别急

5268
03:31:01,600 --> 03:31:03,133
别当急救国王好吗

5269
03:31:04,600 --> 03:31:07,700
谢谢阿蒙索罗亚斯德的见证

5270
03:31:07,800 --> 03:31:10,066
谢谢谢谢我妈咪爱的见证

5271
03:31:10,233 --> 03:31:12,533
我超逼感谢支持喵

5272
03:31:12,933 --> 03:31:16,433
谢谢谢谢谢谢小花花粉丝灯牌

5273
03:31:16,533 --> 03:31:17,333
哦

5274
03:31:19,333 --> 03:31:20,133
哦

5275
03:31:23,300 --> 03:31:24,400
哦

5276
03:31:27,233 --> 03:31:28,133
哦

5277
03:31:30,033 --> 03:31:33,999
充满着激情的把你们的礼物都谢了

5278
03:31:34,000 --> 03:31:37,133
谢完了之后抬头一看我操

5279
03:31:37,800 --> 03:31:43,533
卡死了我真是气疯了我真是服了啊

5280
03:31:44,333 --> 03:31:46,599
然后我最后再谢一遍啊谢谢谢谢

5281
03:31:46,633 --> 03:31:48,299
谢谢流年牛奶跟马克特

5282
03:31:48,300 --> 03:31:50,866
这样的话是怪怪没有奥利给的

5283
03:31:50,866 --> 03:31:54,099
谢谢d o n t y e嗨翻全场

5284
03:31:54,300 --> 03:31:57,100
谢谢水果王的桃子11秒互动

5285
03:31:57,100 --> 03:31:59,600
你阿里嘎达获得里阿里嘎尔多

5286
03:31:59,933 --> 03:32:00,733
啪啪啪

5287
03:32:03,633 --> 03:32:04,699
谢谢

5288
03:32:04,933 --> 03:32:07,999
谢谢狗肉的狼的16个相思豆跟17级牌子

5289
03:32:08,000 --> 03:32:10,333
谢谢抱抱吃鱼又撸猫的2个心心相印

5290
03:32:10,333 --> 03:32:11,999
谢谢小天的3个心心相印

5291
03:32:12,000 --> 03:32:14,033
喵谢谢喵谢谢喵

5292
03:32:14,500 --> 03:32:15,700
嗯谢谢大家

5293
03:32:15,700 --> 03:32:17,866
谢谢马克特酱的桃汁呦呦

5294
03:32:18,333 --> 03:32:19,499
嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟

5295
03:32:20,433 --> 03:32:21,866
谢谢果树喵的桃汁

5296
03:32:21,866 --> 03:32:23,933
呦呦怎么又开呀怎么又开

5297
03:32:23,933 --> 03:32:25,866
别进了别进了我真要下播了

5298
03:32:25,866 --> 03:32:26,933
我已经卸完