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you don't

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know it

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tie how you take it to school

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so god say that you're the shit that me don't need

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that don't know knock

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i keep eat the traps and turn the net on that

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i gotta go one more ticket to show you what i say that you

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Don't mean with the melody

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some of your day

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except that oj what i know you mean honey

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Don't get ooh

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one more ticket to school

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so so i say the king and the fool who the fashion need

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can't slow the knock

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i ain't always seen the weather

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哈喽哈喽嗯

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嗯嗯

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没有太多的太多

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太多太多太多

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太多太多太多太多太多太多太多太多

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太

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多太多太多

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我居然收到了我收到了

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我收到了观众的七夕节祝福哇

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刚才刚收到的

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1分钟之前

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非常的新鲜的七夕节

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好啦大家早上好喵

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早上好喵

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今天呢因为呃

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一些特殊的原因啊总之总之就是

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got that again

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looking a little off the shirt i think of shows you

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不行我这嗓子呀哎呀

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昨天好像有点按照有点按照太久了

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不管是真心的啊认真的那种

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谢谢你的祝福

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就是跟主播说啊主播主播

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我觉得你强强啊

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厉害主播主播3866

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主播加油喵加油喵

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对这种这种

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今天没什么继续安排啊

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但是我要说今天要早退

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不但要迟到而且要早退

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我12点半就走

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啊两个小时就走

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给钱也不加班了

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我今天要睡觉啊

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给你也不不加班了

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然后明天的话

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11点半左右来吧

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来的不是很早

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香肥猫

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哎听起来像什么

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呃肥美牛肋排之类的东西

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这泉水腌制的太纯净味了啊

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胭脂没泉水是我的

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我的嗓子

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我的嗓子烂了

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早上好天井之星

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哎你们去相亲啊

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为什么今天还有时间看我直播呀

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看来这个相亲的境况不太行啊

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已经10点了

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你该收拾收拾

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准备抹个什么发胶出门了吧

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早上好天津万古路

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早上好榴莲牛奶亨太小钢琴

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早上好东方正

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早上好大m叫陶天

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早上好天顶一个是梦瑶

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沈日如故

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上午好大家

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小冉是上海人

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嗯嗯你被朋友赶出房间了

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他说他要相亲

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傲慢的演奏家

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哈哈哈

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把家里人赶出去表示自己要交给大仙

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不会吧

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早上好小林我还有喵

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早上好西河里有猫咪呀

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对了西河西河西河西河

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我应该怎么样邂逅妈咪

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那个看一下私信里面有现场群

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然后进群可以呃呃呃

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看群置顶

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然后收到礼物捏

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早上好我是喵

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早喵早喵

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七夕快乐

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大家今天记得这个呃

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有对象的要好好约会

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没对象的好好的做一些手工活之类的

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这个尤其是女孩子

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这个

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今天是向上天乞求灵巧的一个乞巧节

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就是你可以去嗯

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在这几天加强自己的这个手工能力

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男生的话就做一些正经的手艺活啊

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不要做一些不正经的手艺活啊

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我看着发文号就知道想想歪了

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真的真不是

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今天是手工的节日你们不知道吗

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你们不知道吗

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你们都不做手工的吗

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以前上学的时候每年过七夕节

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主播都会大肆派发自己的手工制品啊

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然后坚定不移的告诉大家

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今天大家

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不要什么小情侣在操场上压马路

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而是要跟主播一起学做手工

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然后直到呃

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第一年的时候

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送出去的是一些刻的橡皮章啊

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第二年我换了别的玩

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我就换了滴胶丸

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然后就送的全是戒指

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一年七夕节送出去18个戒指

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因为戒指是最不好材料用最好做的

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只需要拿砂纸磨平一面

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磨成镜面就行了

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做手镯胶量又大又难

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然后又又不好保存的

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我送出去18个戒指

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然后送送回来两个喜欢自己的女生

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哈哈哈我是超级女童王是吧

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只能晚上做做手艺活了

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那你们别

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别做那种猫在被窝里面的好不好

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第二薄杀3.09不干嗨不干嗨3.09不打了

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3009不打呃这个这个呃

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在比赛结算之前的一秒钟啊

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我们这个到底是第二还是第三

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都得看3009的脸色

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你知道就是

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人家就是一秒钟可以打到

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可以打到100一百万分的

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人家上次就是一秒钟能打100万分

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喜欢我的女生可以细说呢

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不是什么好故事

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你就是超级百合王

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你去看见什么

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魔法少女小圆那个少女歌剧

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然后魔法少女小圆魔法记录

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什么花吻在上啊金宝草莓

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还有一个那个什么柑橘味香气

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再加上那个那个

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呃一个黑毛一个粉毛那个黑毛是杀手

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然后粉毛是什么

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那个你去看看那个吧看看那些吧

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别看我了

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这个不是什么好故事

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能不能先告诉哥们

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哪个爹给我报的47万

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你说说哪个爹

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你盲猜一下你盲猜一下

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你觉得呢

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你觉得呢

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他已经走了

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8月才过了3天

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流水就抱不完

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那些离哥们太远了没意思

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不是就是我送给你们一张图

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板冒菜果实大m

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其实大家大家

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大家都帮我了大家都帮我了

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嗯桃之夭夭呃单挑

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有国事庙队长马克涛天津

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然后天底之星的48个嗯48个

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你们知道为什么

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为什么我不过七夕但是

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但是还是收到了七夕的礼物吗

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就是这个这张图

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我是超级女童王送给大家

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希望大家在七夕节的时候

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好好欣赏一些女童作品呢

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还有什么对立啊这不也挺好的吗

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什么赛马娘啊还有这个什么什么

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我有点认不出来了总之就是呃我觉

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得这个这个还不错

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挺适合群友的品味的

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大家还不错

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嗯

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我超级女童玩啊发出来了

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48个万48个万个屁48个万

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你是真的牛逼

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你自己都不看一下那个活动的

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你就跟我说48万分

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就是人家给我报48万是吧

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那那个百万亲密度

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是不是人家也给我刷了100万啊

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只要48个万我早都厉害了

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48个48个 48个那个桃之夭夭

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什么48个万48个礼物48个

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你才是那个什么呢

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早上好早上好

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就是大家大家大家共同的那个努力

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主要这个礼物他他太香了

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不是说他什么七夕节

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我们使用主义者从来不看特效

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主要这个礼物他主打一个亲密度翻倍

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你知道吧

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这个一个520418个大概这样2.5差不多2.5嗯

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就就那个什么

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这个礼物主打一个亲密度翻倍

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你知道吧

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这个亲密度翻倍就很好就什么好看

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什么气息这些都不是最重要的

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主打一个亲密度翻倍啊

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对这个礼物亲密度翻倍

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你送这个520块钱

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他他

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他

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给你加相当于1,040块钱的那个亲密度

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对所以你一天卡满那个25,000的那个

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25万的亲密度上限

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那你也送几个吧

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你看我就说我就说大家都实用主义者

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他就是把特效做成天花乱坠的样子

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也不会有人买单

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但是只要有人说像亲密度翻倍

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然后大家马上就哦

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这么划算

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我也来几个吧

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送点豆吧

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谢谢谢谢

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谢谢林少林的10个相思豆喵谢谢谢

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谢

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怎么还有人自己点点点进我的直播间

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然后说我烦死了

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我其实有点受伤啊

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那对不起啊对不起反转了

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送的祝愿200% 送钻百分之无限对吧

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这个

237
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,200
玩个落幕查询一下距离28级的距离啊

238
00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:37,466
查询一下玩个落幕感觉很久都没有

239
00:11:37,566 --> 00:11:38,866
没有没有把它关起来

240
00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:40,699
要不现在找个机会把它关起来吧

241
00:11:40,966 --> 00:11:43,499
毕竟开启亲密度大通胀时代的

242
00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:45,566
我的平台无异于杀鸡取暖了

243
00:11:45,566 --> 00:11:47,566
但是大家明知道是杀鸡取暖

244
00:11:47,566 --> 00:11:48,866
但还是很很

245
00:11:48,866 --> 00:11:49,666
那个什么

246
00:11:50,166 --> 00:11:51,599
桃之夭夭只给1万

247
00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,566
好像他心心相印更赚

248
00:11:53,666 --> 00:11:55,066
心心相印更赚吗

249
00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:56,766
桃之夭夭是1万吗

250
00:11:56,766 --> 00:11:58,266
小文老师中午好

251
00:11:58,333 --> 00:12:01,166
欢迎呃2568号除草机

252
00:12:01,166 --> 00:12:02,566
中午好小文老师

253
00:12:02,766 --> 00:12:04,466
快去听吧 9331

254
00:12:09,966 --> 00:12:11,599
你要白拍我无所谓

255
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,666
你别给原神打钱就行

256
00:12:15,166 --> 00:12:18,366
那个金场特效不好抽他们没人抽到

257
00:12:18,366 --> 00:12:21,199
就他们都都不知道谁抽到了

258
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,000
看看主播在呢

259
00:12:23,166 --> 00:12:26,299
我担心哇这里真是可口袋呦

260
00:12:28,866 --> 00:12:31,533
我可能要5号左右才能把那个

261
00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:33,299
那个那个发给老师

262
00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:34,600
可以吗OK吗

263
00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:37,866
我让我妈妈别给我发语音了我上班了

264
00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:40,200
主播为啥七夕开播

265
00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:45,066
别别给我发语音了我上班了

266
00:12:45,133 --> 00:12:47,966
你要是差钱就

267
00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:53,333
钱就报数我转给你

268
00:12:54,533 --> 00:12:58,599
我不知道是总量还是多少

269
00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:05,133
某山君的相思豆苗

270
00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:07,533
曹之夭夭少给400吗

271
00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:10,100
反正就是24个桃之夭夭就能砍

272
00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:11,366
砍满一天的

273
00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:13,266
52万是啥呀

274
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:14,366
哪有52万

275
00:13:14,366 --> 00:13:15,966
不是52万哪有那多呀

276
00:13:15,966 --> 00:13:17,699
你这个团子多久能记得

277
00:13:17,766 --> 00:13:21,699
你今天早上10点钟给的我地址

278
00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:23,066
今天啊

279
00:13:23,066 --> 00:13:25,333
不是你今天早上9点钟给了我地址

280
00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:26,966
然后10:45

281
00:13:26,966 --> 00:13:29,066
你就问我什么时候能记到是吧

282
00:13:29,566 --> 00:13:31,366
你是吉吉国王

283
00:13:31,366 --> 00:13:32,533
你你有这么急

284
00:13:32,533 --> 00:13:33,733
欢迎碰碰博士

285
00:13:34,133 --> 00:13:36,299
下次活动3倍再下次4倍

286
00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:38,200
人均40级的好时代降临了

287
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:38,666
我觉得可

288
00:13:38,666 --> 00:13:39,866
能就是没有

289
00:13:39,866 --> 00:13:42,133
就是g r全站最强吧

290
00:13:42,133 --> 00:13:44,599
然后然后就第一个40级排的时候

291
00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:46,866
b站就打算开这种这种活动了

292
00:13:46,866 --> 00:13:47,899
我不太清楚啊

293
00:13:48,733 --> 00:13:49,866
他家是1万的

294
00:13:49,866 --> 00:13:50,799
1万的亲密度吧

295
00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:53,133
一万零四千还是1万我不太清楚

296
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:56,299
主播今天就是直播呀就直播咋的了

297
00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:58,566
就就我还争取一场不落吧

298
00:13:58,566 --> 00:14:01,333
主播要出我七夕的饭钱吗

299
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:02,366
疯狂星期四

300
00:14:02,366 --> 00:14:04,566
抽完了抽完了出来晚了

301
00:14:04,733 --> 00:14:06,266
昨天抽到了

302
00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:09,966
52万亲密度啊啊啊

303
00:14:09,966 --> 00:14:12,699
那个是52万是没上建的时候

304
00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:13,166
就是

305
00:14:13,166 --> 00:14:16,566
你1,000块钱就能砍出来一个20级的金牌

306
00:14:16,566 --> 00:14:17,733
非常含金量

307
00:14:18,166 --> 00:14:20,399
妖姬和乐乐叫了几个男人

308
00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:22,500
妖姬叫乐乐没叫乐乐

309
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:24,000
我不知道他人在哪啊

310
00:14:24,166 --> 00:14:27,399
我刚才去打了个冰块因为我

311
00:14:28,466 --> 00:14:30,533
嗓子不好我就开了罐可乐

312
00:14:30,733 --> 00:14:32,466
别问我为什么会这样

313
00:14:32,733 --> 00:14:36,266
我去叫个冰块因为那可乐是常温放的

314
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:39,266
我没塞冰箱里我都是靠加冰来的

315
00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:40,900
我没有冰块对吧

316
00:14:40,900 --> 00:14:42,933
这个这个主播生性奢靡

317
00:14:42,933 --> 00:14:44,933
没有冰块是不喝可乐的

318
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:48,200
我没办法我硬着头皮去打了个冰块

319
00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:51,766
我进去的时候所有人都在看我

320
00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:53,266
我觉得很尴尬

321
00:14:53,266 --> 00:14:56,766
我强装镇定我说我说嗯我打个冰块

322
00:14:56,766 --> 00:14:59,366
然后又进来说哎来来吃饭来吃饭

323
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:00,999
我说不了不了

324
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,733
然后我到地下室我就开始害怕

325
00:15:04,166 --> 00:15:07,133
我真的很怕你知道吗我不好说了

326
00:15:08,566 --> 00:15:10,766
有明天才打算给肥猫地址

327
00:15:10,766 --> 00:15:11,866
今天就寄到了

328
00:15:11,866 --> 00:15:12,766
大家别急啊

329
00:15:12,766 --> 00:15:13,999
可惜8月不打米

330
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:14,466
别急

331
00:15:14,466 --> 00:15:16,799
小白老师你不要让我下个月抓到你

332
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:19,600
又是一个金牌纸牌啊那样就不好说了

333
00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:23,266
嗯谢谢肖林的打call me俺里个锻炼

334
00:15:23,266 --> 00:15:23,933
谢谢谢谢

335
00:15:23,933 --> 00:15:27,566
不然把主播的牌牌升319月也行9月也行

336
00:15:27,566 --> 00:15:28,499
等你哦等你

337
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,333
哦上网就是为了等你

338
00:15:30,466 --> 00:15:33,266
燕子抛弃小男友来开播

339
00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:35,066
谢谢谢谢

340
00:15:35,066 --> 00:15:38,133
阿莹的相思豆和蒙山君的14个牛蛙

341
00:15:38,133 --> 00:15:39,899
还有梦瑶的两个大坑呢

342
00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:41,733
谢谢谢谢见不得人

343
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:45,266
我害怕所有人都在看我我害怕

344
00:15:45,866 --> 00:15:48,066
他们好像在摇骰子玩啊

345
00:15:48,066 --> 00:15:49,599
我也不知道为什么摇骰子

346
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,666
为什么在家里面玩他们好像在摇骰子

347
00:15:51,666 --> 00:15:52,866
我扫了点桌子

348
00:15:53,966 --> 00:15:54,766
慢慢

349
00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:58,366
南城如故

350
00:15:58,366 --> 00:15:59,566
你以前是我店长吧

351
00:15:59,566 --> 00:16:01,333
我记得好像你以前是我店长

352
00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:02,399
你是不是没改名啊

353
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:04,700
下个月终于躲着主播去

354
00:16:05,266 --> 00:16:06,799
你怎么给我画饼呢

355
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,466
那撤回吧那撤回吧

356
00:16:08,466 --> 00:16:11,166
那我当没看到过那我当没看到过

357
00:16:11,166 --> 00:16:13,766
哎呀我是一个善解人意的人

358
00:16:13,766 --> 00:16:17,399
如果说没有啊那你没有就没有吧

359
00:16:24,366 --> 00:16:26,099
我有点社交恐惧症啊

360
00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:27,900
我挺怕的我真挺怕的

361
00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:28,333
现在

362
00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:31,066
班主任的10个小花还没有挨着一个走

363
00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:34,066
没想到人家七夕节晚上就把这个

364
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,066
几个人呢

365
00:16:35,066 --> 00:16:37,566
一二三四五五个人吧还是6个人

366
00:16:37,566 --> 00:16:38,566
我没看清

367
00:16:38,566 --> 00:16:39,399
我都没看清

368
00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:43,733
哈哈哈五六个人然后在这边肆意潇洒

369
00:16:43,733 --> 00:16:45,933
主播季节在在底下上班

370
00:16:45,966 --> 00:16:49,699
还得办公还得还得搞学校的事啊

371
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:52,000
啊

372
00:16:53,366 --> 00:16:55,799
想说这个不同人也不同命

373
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,466
i Don't know i sing about

374
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,533
别别别别乱搞呀主播

375
00:17:16,566 --> 00:17:17,699
疯狂星期四

376
00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:20,700
你想吃KFC但是小七想掐海鲜

377
00:17:22,266 --> 00:17:25,299
七夕节你还不不应着你女朋友啊

378
00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:27,700
七夕节你当然得应着你女朋友

379
00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:29,300
去去去吃了呀

380
00:17:29,366 --> 00:17:31,899
吃什么海鲜那种呃

381
00:17:33,566 --> 00:17:34,999
烧烤类的吗

382
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,966
还是说那种那种清蒸的

383
00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:40,333
还是日料那种海鲜

384
00:17:40,866 --> 00:17:44,066
还是那种比较网红的那个叫什么来着

385
00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:45,800
嗯

386
00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,766
我叫林宛人

387
00:17:51,966 --> 00:17:53,999
是那个那个那个比较火的

388
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:57,000
之前的那个像铁板炒的一样铁

389
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,333
板炒完了之后放到那个

390
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:01,933
桌布上面的那种铁锹海鲜

391
00:18:02,366 --> 00:18:05,766
这个鸟是一个桃子119差不多抽到了吗

392
00:18:06,266 --> 00:18:07,866
啊你们说那个头衔吗

393
00:18:07,866 --> 00:18:09,799
一个的话50%概率

394
00:18:09,866 --> 00:18:11,066
天机是一个抽的

395
00:18:11,066 --> 00:18:12,599
剩下人都是两个抽的呢

396
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:16,133
我要把我的提示关掉气死我了

397
00:18:16,766 --> 00:18:18,266
哎呀我的天呐

398
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:22,699
直播的时候大家不要给我发消息啊

399
00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:23,500
嗯

400
00:18:24,266 --> 00:18:26,066
日料感觉人多一点才好

401
00:18:26,066 --> 00:18:28,599
真的吗人多的话请不起吧

402
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,000
请请的话日料

403
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,166
七夕节约会好歹得吃个人均

404
00:18:32,566 --> 00:18:35,566
呃呃呃日料多少钱啊主播

405
00:18:35,566 --> 00:18:37,099
没吃过这么贵的东西

406
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:42,266
三四百四四五百一一千一千多啊

407
00:18:42,266 --> 00:18:44,466
这人一多的话能吃的动吗

408
00:18:45,266 --> 00:18:47,266
瓦罐啥的瓦罐

409
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,533
那是不是那种就有点像烧烤贴吧

410
00:18:51,533 --> 00:18:52,999
然后偏辣的那种啊

411
00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:54,933
瓦罐海鲜是什么东西啊

412
00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:57,533
我十几个都没抽到

413
00:18:58,066 --> 00:18:59,966
那个你可以多加心点的

414
00:18:59,966 --> 00:19:01,866
你往里面多加心点就好了

415
00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:08,700
有那种日料制作那种的话一般来说就

416
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,666
是不是最那个什么呀

417
00:19:20,766 --> 00:19:23,299
感觉不如灌灌米线

418
00:19:25,933 --> 00:19:27,399
所以他有小吃

419
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:28,533
你呢

420
00:19:29,466 --> 00:19:31,566
他不会跟你去吃米线吗

421
00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:36,200
吃米线的话吃那个番茄肥牛

422
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:39,166
然后里面多加笋多加玉米

423
00:19:39,166 --> 00:19:40,899
还有那个黑木耳好不好

424
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:44,799
帮这个切片一点

425
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:45,933
意外了那是老子

426
00:19:45,933 --> 00:19:48,599
最近万向天隐涨了6,000个粉丝

427
00:19:48,733 --> 00:19:49,966
这6,000个粉丝

428
00:19:49,966 --> 00:19:52,199
甚至都不愿意看一眼我的切片

429
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:55,466
就涨了涨了涨了3,000播放

430
00:19:55,466 --> 00:19:57,266
人家看一眼就退出来了

431
00:19:58,066 --> 00:20:00,466
日料店人均200可以吃的很不错

432
00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:02,333
真的吗我看他们去探店

433
00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:03,333
那种日料店啊

434
00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:05,066
就是什么烧鸟店啊也好

435
00:20:05,066 --> 00:20:08,166
就是吃那种比较比较高级的那种也好

436
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:09,599
感觉都好贵的呀

437
00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:11,399
哈哈哈我

438
00:20:11,533 --> 00:20:13,533
我吃那种全是主食的日料店

439
00:20:13,533 --> 00:20:14,333
我都不好意思说

440
00:20:14,333 --> 00:20:15,199
我吃的日料店

441
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:18,200
我说我吃的是半成品素食店捏

442
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,000
主播有没有小游戏推荐

443
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,666
玩奥比岛吧

444
00:20:21,666 --> 00:20:24,599
小伟老师来跟我们一起玩奥比岛吧

445
00:20:24,666 --> 00:20:26,533
奥比艾喽

446
00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:28,899
啊走嗯

447
00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:31,066
跟我们来一起玩奥比炸吧

448
00:20:31,066 --> 00:20:32,966
这个上班收菜呀

449
00:20:32,966 --> 00:20:35,466
这个每10分钟呃收一次亚麻

450
00:20:35,466 --> 00:20:37,166
每5分钟挤一次牛奶

451
00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:40,266
这个让你享受到定时定点做机械性

452
00:20:40,266 --> 00:20:42,199
重复性工作的这个快感

453
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:43,733
来玩奥比打吧

454
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:45,800
奥比奥比

455
00:20:48,133 --> 00:20:49,866
倒批真的是嗯嗯嗯

456
00:20:49,866 --> 00:20:52,366
别别卖好吗别卖好吗

457
00:20:52,933 --> 00:20:54,899
倒批还有七夕活动呢

458
00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:56,133
倒批比我强多了

459
00:20:56,133 --> 00:20:57,666
人家七夕还卖两套衣服

460
00:20:57,666 --> 00:20:59,733
送一大堆时尚精美小垃圾

461
00:20:59,733 --> 00:21:01,333
哈哈哈哈哈哈

462
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:02,533
那我我我

463
00:21:02,533 --> 00:21:04,999
其实既没有新衣服穿也没什么东西

464
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,566
主办自己都布满了纯纯的阳光工程

465
00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:08,166
我没有啊

466
00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:09,199
我半夜上线的

467
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,933
不信你查一下我的上线时间

468
00:21:11,066 --> 00:21:13,933
我4点半的时候起来做了两个订单啊

469
00:21:13,933 --> 00:21:16,366
我只是每天都到4点的时候才有时间

470
00:21:16,366 --> 00:21:17,166
上线

471
00:21:17,966 --> 00:21:20,133
你怎么做到两天跳过3.5

472
00:21:20,133 --> 00:21:20,899
真三点了

473
00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:21,666
哪买的粉

474
00:21:21,666 --> 00:21:22,899
昨天如果

475
00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:25,200
如果你你愿意给我买这种真人粉的话

476
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,266
你可以直接送我24个桃之11

477
00:21:27,266 --> 00:21:28,999
把每天亲密度卡到上限

478
00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:31,600
让你成为28级的真正的我爹

479
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,400
然后然后这个这个总督

480
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,700
礼物给你寄一套这个以前的这个

481
00:21:35,900 --> 00:21:37,900
这个礼物然后然后然后那个

482
00:21:37,933 --> 00:21:40,133
引来一大堆的路人疯狂的点击

483
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:41,066
我的直播间啊

484
00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:43,533
然后这个这个直播小电视给我发

485
00:21:43,566 --> 00:21:44,533
发几个红包

486
00:21:44,533 --> 00:21:46,799
发完之后这个这主播就3.7万了

487
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:47,566
是不是很快

488
00:21:47,566 --> 00:21:48,299
是不是特别快

489
00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:50,333
哈哈哈是不是很快

490
00:21:50,333 --> 00:21:51,799
跟模拟城市差不多吧

491
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,066
没有吧就是那种

492
00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:56,566
模拟经营种田蔬菜类游戏啊对

493
00:21:58,266 --> 00:21:59,466
对你也可以你也可

494
00:21:59,466 --> 00:22:01,099
以很简单的对吧

495
00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:02,400
这个很简单的

496
00:22:02,466 --> 00:22:04,799
没有什么技巧啊要不你就学技巧

497
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:05,333
技巧

498
00:22:05,333 --> 00:22:08,066
昨天昨天给我发了多少个红包来着

499
00:22:08,333 --> 00:22:10,299
就是一直有人在抢红包

500
00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:11,700
一直有人在抢红包

501
00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:13,100
我不知道为什么呀

502
00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:14,533
我实心疯了是吧

503
00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:15,533
给你上总督

504
00:22:15,666 --> 00:22:17,666
你给元神上了22个总督

505
00:22:17,666 --> 00:22:19,366
给我上一个怎么了

506
00:22:19,466 --> 00:22:20,266
哈哈

507
00:22:20,533 --> 00:22:22,766
你给元神上了22个总督呢

508
00:22:22,766 --> 00:22:24,133
你给我上一个怎么

509
00:22:24,166 --> 00:22:26,199
哈哈哈我知道你不会笑

510
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:27,700
我知道你不会笑我才这么说的

511
00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:29,533
你别你别你别别当真别当真

512
00:22:29,533 --> 00:22:30,133
我是开玩笑

513
00:22:30,133 --> 00:22:31,599
我只想黑你我只想给

514
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,466
我只是想我只是想黑你

515
00:22:33,466 --> 00:22:35,099
给元神上了22个总督

516
00:22:35,100 --> 00:22:36,933
就是没有要你的总督的意思啊

517
00:22:36,933 --> 00:22:38,399
这个这个澄清一下澄清一下

518
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,200
我只是我只是想黑你

519
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:41,500
真的没有别的意思

520
00:22:42,166 --> 00:22:44,066
月榜出了没呀

521
00:22:44,166 --> 00:22:45,933
在十级数一节

522
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,100
今天我没有吧

523
00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:49,066
我就上个月我上个月我就我

524
00:22:49,066 --> 00:22:51,166
我头一次有这么多人看我

525
00:22:51,266 --> 00:22:53,166
我的体量在500-600

526
00:22:53,166 --> 00:22:55,199
粉丝团已经就小半年了吗

527
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,566
然后现在可以到900我觉得还挺开心的

528
00:22:57,566 --> 00:22:59,266
就头一次有这么多人看我吗

529
00:23:03,466 --> 00:23:04,933
是对对对对对的

530
00:23:04,933 --> 00:23:07,799
谢谢波波修沟的粉丝团灯牌呀

531
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,133
红中你爱的爱怎么样

532
00:23:09,133 --> 00:23:10,199
谢谢谢谢

533
00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:12,200
能出6秒命啊吗

534
00:23:14,066 --> 00:23:16,566
一个总督解锁满命米宴是吧

535
00:23:16,566 --> 00:23:20,333
以前打元神的时候一个总督送人家啊

536
00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:22,299
元神区怎么那么卷啊

537
00:23:22,300 --> 00:23:25,333
一个总督就所有人都在送那个满命

538
00:23:25,566 --> 00:23:27,299
啊我在想我算了一下

539
00:23:27,300 --> 00:23:28,966
他给你首开一个总督

540
00:23:28,966 --> 00:23:32,466
你又要给他包一年的全拖带干

541
00:23:32,466 --> 00:23:34,166
你又要给他包个满命

542
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:38,000
那一个满命角色那不就七八千块吗

543
00:23:38,266 --> 00:23:40,966
七八千块的话那你赚钱赚到哪里

544
00:23:40,966 --> 00:23:42,599
你没有赚到哪里去

545
00:23:43,166 --> 00:23:43,999
下一步3D

546
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,466
跟耐久回3三百传一千传3D的话

547
00:23:47,666 --> 00:23:48,733
倒有可能吧

548
00:23:48,733 --> 00:23:50,299
有可能倒是有可能

549
00:23:50,466 --> 00:23:51,599
在哪里有月榜

550
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:52,966
看了那个月榜

551
00:23:52,966 --> 00:23:55,133
里面还有个哥们在下面回复说

552
00:23:55,133 --> 00:23:56,133
虚拟主播

553
00:23:56,166 --> 00:23:57,966
你不要看他冰山一角

554
00:23:57,966 --> 00:23:59,299
他在当董哥啊

555
00:23:59,300 --> 00:24:00,933
就是你不要看他啊

556
00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:03,266
零售就这虚拟主播真好做呀

557
00:24:03,266 --> 00:24:04,666
然后下面人反驳他说

558
00:24:04,666 --> 00:24:06,399
这是头部一共3万

559
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:08,266
这好几万的那种虚拟主播吗

560
00:24:08,266 --> 00:24:11,066
然后只有50个人就月收入是这样的

561
00:24:11,066 --> 00:24:11,999
他说那不是那不是

562
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,800
你看这些主播对吧

563
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:14,900
月流水百万

564
00:24:14,900 --> 00:24:17,800
那签约起码是千万级别的签约费吧

565
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,166
这到时候吃喝不愁

566
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,066
我实在是看不下去了

567
00:24:21,066 --> 00:24:22,066
我就回复他我

568
00:24:22,266 --> 00:24:23,199
本来我说想说

569
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,666
我说我这视频里面排名第18的哥们

570
00:24:25,666 --> 00:24:27,199
你说的是什么签约费

571
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,600
我真的没听说过

572
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,666
但是我又想这样攻击性太强了

573
00:24:30,666 --> 00:24:33,533
感觉就有点像那种啊人家跟你一握手

574
00:24:33,533 --> 00:24:35,099
然后你就跟人说哎你好你好

575
00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:37,166
初次见面你怎么知道我1米84

576
00:24:37,166 --> 00:24:38,666
穿拖鞋1米83呢

577
00:24:38,700 --> 00:24:40,333
这感觉有点奇怪了

578
00:24:40,333 --> 00:24:41,933
我就跟他说我说哥们

579
00:24:41,966 --> 00:24:44,399
哥们我主播那个呃

580
00:24:45,100 --> 00:24:47,733
不是这样的这圈子没有签约费

581
00:24:47,733 --> 00:24:48,866
不是这样的

582
00:24:48,866 --> 00:24:51,199
别别那个什么就真人

583
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,566
大主播才有这种东西

584
00:24:52,566 --> 00:24:54,699
小主播哪有这种东西啊

585
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:58,500
然后他不回我他回之前的人

586
00:24:58,666 --> 00:24:59,966
他不回我

587
00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:02,699
我不知道为什么我就等待他的回复

588
00:25:02,733 --> 00:25:04,666
他就把我跳过去了

589
00:25:05,366 --> 00:25:06,599
给我气死了

590
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:10,200
他就跟别人说他就跟别人说有KPI

591
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:12,800
KPI达成了之后也就10%

592
00:25:12,900 --> 00:25:15,700
就是你流水多少他他给你免个税

593
00:25:15,700 --> 00:25:17,500
就这样就这样

594
00:25:18,066 --> 00:25:19,199
没啥别的

595
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:23,566
谢谢079的相思豆喵谢谢谢谢

596
00:25:23,866 --> 00:25:26,699
传奇一个传说还能卖钱都来

597
00:25:26,700 --> 00:25:28,500
哈哈哈真的是老

598
00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:30,200
板的后续开销吧

599
00:25:32,466 --> 00:25:34,899
呃意思就是丸子落幕上了总督

600
00:25:34,900 --> 00:25:37,366
燕子还是会像现在一样骂他

601
00:25:37,366 --> 00:25:40,099
对的对的你看我我骂总督手软吗

602
00:25:40,100 --> 00:25:41,333
我从来不手软

603
00:25:41,666 --> 00:25:42,599
欢迎瑶瑶

604
00:25:42,900 --> 00:25:44,066
瑶瑶中午好

605
00:25:44,566 --> 00:25:45,666
你是拿大号回

606
00:25:45,666 --> 00:25:47,699
我当然是拿大号回的了

607
00:25:47,700 --> 00:25:49,800
他可能觉得变不过我吧

608
00:25:49,866 --> 00:25:51,766
他可能看到我的小闪电

609
00:25:51,766 --> 00:25:53,199
啊又看到我的头像

610
00:25:53,300 --> 00:25:55,366
我操这不视频里的吗

611
00:25:55,366 --> 00:25:57,599
然后不好意思回复我了

612
00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,166
你知道吗就不好说了

613
00:25:59,166 --> 00:26:01,366
嗯感冒咋样

614
00:26:01,366 --> 00:26:04,166
别喊002你可能把人干破防尘

615
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:07,766
哈哈哈不是我感觉他

616
00:26:07,766 --> 00:26:10,333
我感觉他确实不是很了解微全

617
00:26:10,333 --> 00:26:11,299
就是云的

618
00:26:11,300 --> 00:26:12,666
印象里有云的

619
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:14,800
你在哪个视频回了我去逮捕你

620
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:16,466
逮捕我有个锤子用啊

621
00:26:16,466 --> 00:26:17,766
你逮捕我有个锤子用

622
00:26:17,866 --> 00:26:19,499
他可能怕粉丝去冲他

623
00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:22,533
我是那种没事就摇人摇人冲人的人吗

624
00:26:22,533 --> 00:26:23,799
我不是那种人啊

625
00:26:23,900 --> 00:26:25,866
我这辈子就摇过一次人

626
00:26:25,866 --> 00:26:27,733
那是因为他他他他

627
00:26:27,733 --> 00:26:30,933
抄我标题21个字一个字都不改

628
00:26:30,933 --> 00:26:34,166
抄我标题还说大家都能用

629
00:26:34,466 --> 00:26:37,066
都能用你倒是说这标题是我写的呀

630
00:26:37,066 --> 00:26:37,699
你都能用

631
00:26:37,700 --> 00:26:39,333
写个名人名言到作文里边

632
00:26:39,333 --> 00:26:40,899
你还得标明出出呢

633
00:26:41,066 --> 00:26:41,799
写个论文

634
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:43,166
你引用个前任论点

635
00:26:43,166 --> 00:26:45,333
还得在后面附上详细连接呢

636
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:48,166
怎么到我这就成约定俗称的梗了呢

637
00:26:48,333 --> 00:26:49,966
凑子猫二百五了

638
00:26:49,966 --> 00:26:51,799
我推以上众生平整

639
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,333
我推以下阶级分明

640
00:26:53,333 --> 00:26:54,366
还有这种东西

641
00:26:54,366 --> 00:26:56,599
哈哈哈我还觉得我们延安人

642
00:26:56,600 --> 00:27:01,100
我们延安人真是太太太太喜欢团建了

643
00:27:01,100 --> 00:27:02,900
我不知道为嘛呀大家

644
00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:04,533
感觉感觉

645
00:27:04,733 --> 00:27:07,199
为什么今天都是些小甜歌呀

646
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:09,466
放的能不能听点听点那种

647
00:27:09,766 --> 00:27:10,866
听点那种

648
00:27:11,166 --> 00:27:15,399
从来都很低调自信心不高

649
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,166
爱一个人希望他

650
00:27:18,333 --> 00:27:20,366
听点那种比较哲学意义的

651
00:27:20,366 --> 00:27:22,599
歌比如我从哪来我到哪去啊

652
00:27:23,900 --> 00:27:24,700
我操

653
00:27:27,900 --> 00:27:29,966
我操直播事故了大家

654
00:27:30,366 --> 00:27:32,666
我这网咋的了啊

655
00:27:34,300 --> 00:27:35,800
咋忽然一下绿了呢

656
00:27:36,366 --> 00:27:37,933
妈吓我一跳

657
00:27:38,933 --> 00:27:40,966
家乡话都吓出来了

658
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:42,800
什么情况呀

659
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:45,066
啊

660
00:27:46,133 --> 00:27:48,966
咋咋回事呀咋回事呀

661
00:27:50,333 --> 00:27:52,466
怎么还有人叫李唐钟离

662
00:27:52,466 --> 00:27:56,666
哈哈哈李唐钟离啊

663
00:27:56,666 --> 00:27:58,799
我朋友说记了什么情况没

664
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:00,566
没见耶吓我一跳

665
00:28:00,566 --> 00:28:03,199
我刚才怎么怎么屏幕忽然绿了一下呀

666
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:04,533
好奇怪呀

667
00:28:05,533 --> 00:28:07,733
吓死我了绿幕绿幕绿幕

668
00:28:07,733 --> 00:28:10,099
有点奇怪我怎么一切过来就这么绿

669
00:28:10,100 --> 00:28:11,000
欢迎大木匠

670
00:28:12,866 --> 00:28:15,599
不知道呀怎么还叫礼堂钟离

671
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:18,366
哈哈哈到来世界最高层啊

672
00:28:18,366 --> 00:28:21,299
看看远处的开顿钟离吧家人们

673
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:24,500
这个虽然这个元神呃

674
00:28:24,533 --> 00:28:27,466
给你带来了相当于每个月3万的收入

675
00:28:27,533 --> 00:28:28,999
但你不知道的是

676
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,866
钟离其实不是这个游戏里面

677
00:28:30,866 --> 00:28:32,499
盾最后的一个角色

678
00:28:32,933 --> 00:28:34,299
同样都是13级的

679
00:28:34,300 --> 00:28:35,700
这个技能加持下

680
00:28:35,700 --> 00:28:40,000
钟离的这个盾是生命的加成仅有25.6%

681
00:28:40,066 --> 00:28:42,666
但是这个托马的盾达到13级时

682
00:28:42,700 --> 00:28:45,766
他有惊人的41.5%的这个加成

683
00:28:45,766 --> 00:28:48,266
加上了5,000多的这个额外盾量

684
00:28:48,300 --> 00:28:51,666
所以说这个别再吹你的钟离街了好吧

685
00:28:51,700 --> 00:28:54,566
初见皮子毫米毫米女孩子

686
00:28:54,933 --> 00:28:56,466
可可你是女生吧

687
00:28:58,733 --> 00:29:00,566
应该是女孩子我爱你

688
00:29:01,933 --> 00:29:02,733
谢谢

689
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,533
主播是不是纯纯的哦

690
00:29:07,533 --> 00:29:09,599
哦呦早上被拉扯了

691
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,533
晚上要去朋友的七夕联谊

692
00:29:12,333 --> 00:29:14,599
啊不要提七夕联谊了

693
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,966
我今天早上帮妈妈钓鱼

694
00:29:16,966 --> 00:29:19,266
我他钓鱼我他问我你在吗

695
00:29:19,266 --> 00:29:21,566
我们聊聊学费的时候说我在我在

696
00:29:21,566 --> 00:29:23,166
怎么了金额有问题吗

697
00:29:23,266 --> 00:29:24,966
他就给我发了一大堆的语音

698
00:29:24,966 --> 00:29:26,399
好像是鱼线录好的

699
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,066
跟我说哎呀

700
00:29:28,566 --> 00:29:29,966
七夕节了

701
00:29:31,133 --> 00:29:33,599
孩子你都多大了

702
00:29:33,900 --> 00:29:36,600
你知不知道我那个闺蜜家的那个孩子

703
00:29:36,766 --> 00:29:38,666
人家美国毕业之后

704
00:29:38,666 --> 00:29:39,966
找了一个跟

705
00:29:40,100 --> 00:29:42,666
就是跟他在美国是同学的留学生

706
00:29:42,733 --> 00:29:44,299
人家回家考编

707
00:29:44,300 --> 00:29:45,933
考完就考上纪检委

708
00:29:46,166 --> 00:29:47,366
现在马上入职

709
00:29:47,366 --> 00:29:48,899
一边入职一边结婚

710
00:29:48,900 --> 00:29:50,500
过两年孩子又有了

711
00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:52,200
家庭又幸福又美满

712
00:29:52,266 --> 00:29:53,766
男方家里面条件又好

713
00:29:53,766 --> 00:29:55,666
买了个别墅写他的名字

714
00:29:55,966 --> 00:29:57,799
你说我多羡慕人家呀

715
00:29:57,866 --> 00:30:01,999
你呢天天抱着你那个电脑不撒手啊

716
00:30:02,066 --> 00:30:04,599
这么大了还跟十二三岁一样

717
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:05,866
抱着那个电脑

718
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,500
沉迷一些虚无的网络社交

719
00:30:08,533 --> 00:30:09,966
你能给我找到一个

720
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,533
呃这个这个这个女婿回来吗

721
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,200
我

722
00:30:15,133 --> 00:30:16,699
说我们聊聊学习吧

723
00:30:16,700 --> 00:30:17,900
我们聊聊学习吧

724
00:30:18,266 --> 00:30:19,499
我们聊聊学习吧

725
00:30:20,066 --> 00:30:22,699
他说哎别不着急呀

726
00:30:22,700 --> 00:30:24,266
女生25岁之后

727
00:30:24,333 --> 00:30:27,799
择偶的主动权就不在你的身上了

728
00:30:28,300 --> 00:30:30,333
他不在你的身上你知不知道

729
00:30:30,366 --> 00:30:32,999
以后你越到30越清醒

730
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:37,066
但是你30岁以上了谁又谁又会娶你呢

731
00:30:37,066 --> 00:30:40,299
你又不是什么特别出彩的女博士对吧

732
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,200
到时候30岁以上

733
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,400
你万一只能嫁给二婚的人

734
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:47,166
妈妈可怎么活呀

735
00:30:48,533 --> 00:30:50,399
妈妈我17岁零5个月

736
00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:53,299
妈妈妈妈我才多大呀

737
00:30:53,533 --> 00:30:56,666
啊我纯零我铁00后

738
00:30:56,700 --> 00:30:57,500
你

739
00:30:57,866 --> 00:30:59,699
你你

740
00:31:02,066 --> 00:31:03,966
什么你你让我说什么

741
00:31:03,966 --> 00:31:05,199
有个同行

742
00:31:05,333 --> 00:31:08,899
在家坐着天降世界亚军的男朋友

743
00:31:08,900 --> 00:31:09,900
哈哈哈

744
00:31:10,700 --> 00:31:12,066
我妈妈超传统了

745
00:31:12,066 --> 00:31:15,299
他肯定会说打游戏的世界亚军啊

746
00:31:16,133 --> 00:31:18,199
不都是年轻人看的东西吗

747
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:20,000
那以后老了怎么办呢

748
00:31:20,166 --> 00:31:21,533
他肯定会这么说

749
00:31:22,266 --> 00:31:25,533
跟猫妈妈说喜欢女生哦人在大洋彼岸

750
00:31:25,533 --> 00:31:27,699
然后明天把猫妈气住院是吧

751
00:31:27,866 --> 00:31:29,099
不孝之女

752
00:31:30,900 --> 00:31:32,133
17岁零五个月

753
00:31:32,133 --> 00:31:34,099
你搞的像你现在嫁的出去一样

754
00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:35,333
我我说要不然这样吧

755
00:31:35,333 --> 00:31:37,933
我在我在我在直播间点兵点将吧

756
00:31:37,933 --> 00:31:39,499
然后我们编编你们

757
00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:41,366
你们把个人信息告诉我一下

758
00:31:41,366 --> 00:31:42,299
我挑这种最优

759
00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:43,200
秀的编出来一下

760
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:45,500
比如说主播找了一个那个

761
00:31:45,666 --> 00:31:47,499
呃本科的清华大学

762
00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:50,933
然后这个呃这个研究生在在那个英国

763
00:31:50,933 --> 00:31:54,166
然后呃PhD在美国正在做研究

764
00:31:54,166 --> 00:31:55,466
发了两篇SCI

765
00:31:55,466 --> 00:31:57,166
同时手里面有一个企业

766
00:31:57,166 --> 00:32:00,166
然后名下有深圳的那个两栋楼房

767
00:32:00,166 --> 00:32:02,066
然后找了一个这样的小男友

768
00:32:02,066 --> 00:32:02,599
不要否认

769
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:05,366
我的网络社交主播已经已经这个什么

770
00:32:05,366 --> 00:32:07,199
良心折磨人妻是吧

771
00:32:08,733 --> 00:32:10,599
憋不出来呀

772
00:32:11,300 --> 00:32:12,500
不不不是

773
00:32:12,500 --> 00:32:14,900
我这是融合了直播间里面大概

774
00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:15,800
七八个人的

775
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:18,133
这个这个这个这个这个这个

776
00:32:18,333 --> 00:32:19,666
这个这个那个什么

777
00:32:19,666 --> 00:32:21,466
融合了七八个人的特征啊

778
00:32:21,466 --> 00:32:23,333
你们别说别说那什么

779
00:32:25,266 --> 00:32:26,799
然后这个这个这个

780
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:29,300
目前目前在这个这个呃

781
00:32:29,366 --> 00:32:30,766
北京有一套四合院

782
00:32:30,866 --> 00:32:33,666
在这个广东有一套这个这个呃

783
00:32:33,733 --> 00:32:36,199
花园占地800平米的别别墅

784
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,133
每天在自己的这个院子里面

785
00:32:38,133 --> 00:32:39,266
鱼塘里面钓鱼

786
00:32:39,266 --> 00:32:41,199
啊对这个就是他的工作哎

787
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,333
然后这个家里面有有有

788
00:32:43,333 --> 00:32:45,466
有很多很多的企业等着他继承

789
00:32:45,466 --> 00:32:46,533
挑花眼了没

790
00:32:46,700 --> 00:32:48,700
哈哈哈哈哈哈

791
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:49,366
主播

792
00:32:49,366 --> 00:32:52,533
很难找到比你更高工资的正常男友了

793
00:32:52,533 --> 00:32:54,766
我为什么非要他比我更高工资啊

794
00:32:54,766 --> 00:32:57,333
如果人合适的话就没必要吗就

795
00:32:57,500 --> 00:32:58,500
我也不是

796
00:32:58,533 --> 00:33:01,199
纯靠自己的这个专业技能赚钱

797
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,766
而且这个钱也不可能一辈子都赚的

798
00:33:03,866 --> 00:33:05,099
你不会觉得主播

799
00:33:05,266 --> 00:33:08,666
主播主播赚了几个月的高收入然后就

800
00:33:09,566 --> 00:33:11,566
看不起这个看不起那个了吧

801
00:33:11,766 --> 00:33:13,066
我肯定不会这样的

802
00:33:13,066 --> 00:33:16,333
我我就我害怕被人看不起呢哈哈哈

803
00:33:16,333 --> 00:33:17,966
其实我家里面最不看不起的

804
00:33:17,966 --> 00:33:18,866
就是我妈妈了

805
00:33:18,866 --> 00:33:20,699
他觉得我我不是正经职业

806
00:33:20,700 --> 00:33:21,600
然后又跟我说

807
00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:24,166
啊你天天陷在这个直播间里

808
00:33:24,700 --> 00:33:25,966
他们他们给

809
00:33:25,966 --> 00:33:27,999
你打钱就不好意思走

810
00:33:28,066 --> 00:33:30,333
会不会有人就骚扰你

811
00:33:30,333 --> 00:33:32,899
想要线下见面想要那个什么呀

812
00:33:32,900 --> 00:33:34,933
妈妈最近老看一些新闻

813
00:33:34,933 --> 00:33:38,299
什么女主播然后骗人骗人的钱

814
00:33:38,300 --> 00:33:40,200
然后被人追到家里面捅死

815
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:42,600
妈妈好担心你有这样的结局

816
00:33:42,666 --> 00:33:44,499
我说妈妈我不骗人钱

817
00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:46,566
妈妈没有没有

818
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:49,700
真的他他他哎

819
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:50,900
他不相信

820
00:33:50,900 --> 00:33:53,366
我都不敢跟他说我的真实收入

821
00:33:53,366 --> 00:33:54,933
因为我一告诉他对吧

822
00:33:54,933 --> 00:33:58,133
我告诉他就是如果他我告诉少了的话

823
00:33:58,133 --> 00:33:59,133
他就跟我说哎

824
00:33:59,333 --> 00:34:01,666
就这些钱你不如不如好好学习呢

825
00:34:01,666 --> 00:34:04,333
慢慢把你送出国是为了什么

826
00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:06,499
是为了你全心全意的学习啊

827
00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:07,100
你实在不行

828
00:34:07,100 --> 00:34:09,366
你去打个小工不也比这个强吗

829
00:34:09,366 --> 00:34:10,466
欢迎烟雨娜娜

830
00:34:10,466 --> 00:34:11,933
那如果我跟他说多了

831
00:34:11,933 --> 00:34:13,666
我说妈妈我现在赚的比你多了

832
00:34:13,666 --> 00:34:14,966
你都要退休了对吧

833
00:34:14,966 --> 00:34:16,733
你这个重担让我来扛一段吧

834
00:34:16,733 --> 00:34:18,533
他就会觉得很惶恐啊

835
00:34:18,533 --> 00:34:21,166
人家为什么给你打这么多的钱呢

836
00:34:21,466 --> 00:34:22,566
实话告诉我

837
00:34:22,566 --> 00:34:24,799
你是不是跟人家私下有联系

838
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:28,333
每天委曲求全讨人欢心

839
00:34:28,333 --> 00:34:30,866
每天出卖自己的灵魂跟尊严

840
00:34:30,966 --> 00:34:33,166
宝宝咱们不要这样

841
00:34:33,166 --> 00:34:35,066
我们家都是有风骨的人

842
00:34:35,066 --> 00:34:37,299
你千万不要做傻事啊

843
00:34:37,766 --> 00:34:42,099
i'm not leaving you i'm not leaving you所以说这个

844
00:34:43,100 --> 00:34:44,466
所以说这个这个

845
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:46,766
这个你骗我的米速速还我

846
00:34:46,766 --> 00:34:47,599
你就三级

847
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:51,666
31的还没说话呢31的还没说话呢

848
00:34:51,700 --> 00:34:54,266
主播跟你私连主播跟你私连

849
00:34:54,266 --> 00:34:55,599
你好歹不能上个

850
00:34:55,666 --> 00:34:58,799
30个月以上的总督来压然然一筹啊

851
00:34:59,066 --> 00:35:00,533
美艳咪啊收收费

852
00:35:00,533 --> 00:35:01,799
反正就是哎

853
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,800
无论如何他都会会立体防御你知道吧

854
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:07,533
他都会立体防御即使我说不过他

855
00:35:07,733 --> 00:35:09,733
我不想说我不想说话

856
00:35:09,733 --> 00:35:12,399
所以我干脆就不告诉他了我

857
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:14,066
干脆我就不告诉他了

858
00:35:14,066 --> 00:35:15,733
他爱怎么想怎么想吧

859
00:35:15,733 --> 00:35:16,899
欢迎哥德华

860
00:35:16,900 --> 00:35:18,133
哈哈哈

861
00:35:18,133 --> 00:35:20,966
家里面最觉得我我我不太对的

862
00:35:20,966 --> 00:35:22,999
就是就是我妈妈哎

863
00:35:24,266 --> 00:35:26,199
因为我家比较传统嘛

864
00:35:26,266 --> 00:35:27,899
今天白字很多

865
00:35:27,900 --> 00:35:30,733
你能别给我们烟盾丢脸吗

866
00:35:30,733 --> 00:35:32,733
别的别人都有别的盾

867
00:35:32,733 --> 00:35:34,766
只有你一个人只有烟盾是吧

868
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,000
看不起三级牌子的哥们是吧

869
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,900
你不多攒点退个大的

870
00:35:39,866 --> 00:35:42,099
3级牌子主播只能记你一天

871
00:35:42,100 --> 00:35:43,966
讲个31级主播记你一辈

872
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:46,400
你顺带把我大号舰长退了

873
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:47,866
别急别急

874
00:35:48,333 --> 00:35:51,766
真退吗大家要是有那种情况的话

875
00:35:51,766 --> 00:35:52,966
我不是我跟你开玩笑

876
00:35:52,966 --> 00:35:54,666
你要真退的话那个

877
00:35:54,900 --> 00:35:55,800
呃

878
00:35:56,700 --> 00:35:58,866
呃要走不了

879
00:35:58,866 --> 00:36:01,799
那个未成年退款的话可以说去联系我

880
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:02,900
但未不走

881
00:36:02,900 --> 00:36:05,266
未成年退款我大概只能退收益

882
00:36:05,266 --> 00:36:07,699
就如果说你需要急用钱呐之类的

883
00:36:07,700 --> 00:36:09,000
对嗯

884
00:36:10,300 --> 00:36:13,166
30个总督给妈妈比给me i有效

885
00:36:13,166 --> 00:36:14,366
那他会害怕的

886
00:36:14,366 --> 00:36:16,499
他会害怕他会觉得是不是有人

887
00:36:16,766 --> 00:36:19,599
对吧人到人到中年还有人追求他

888
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:21,066
还给他30个总督

889
00:36:21,766 --> 00:36:25,166
挺吓人的你知道吧确实就烟盾没办法

890
00:36:25,166 --> 00:36:25,933
那没办法

891
00:36:25,933 --> 00:36:27,599
这个这个没别的盾啊

892
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:29,733
你只有烟盾然后你只能带着烟盾

893
00:36:29,733 --> 00:36:31,733
这个这个别人都可以那什么呀

894
00:36:32,166 --> 00:36:34,299
还可以这样但是

895
00:36:35,333 --> 00:36:36,133
嗨

896
00:36:37,166 --> 00:36:39,299
嗨呀不是啊

897
00:36:39,300 --> 00:36:42,533
就你们要是有那种很很急用钱的

898
00:36:42,533 --> 00:36:45,866
但是我我建议大家就是你如果就是

899
00:36:45,866 --> 00:36:47,799
就是打完米然后直接说哎

900
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:49,066
主播你给我退钱吧

901
00:36:49,066 --> 00:36:51,066
我可能就是不会给你退啊

902
00:36:51,066 --> 00:36:52,866
但是你如果就是

903
00:36:52,866 --> 00:36:54,166
可以指出来一些

904
00:36:54,166 --> 00:36:55,966
就是证明你确实遇到了

905
00:36:55,966 --> 00:36:57,799
很很困境的这个情况

906
00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,066
就是呃

907
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:02,700
吃饭穿衣解决不了的这个问题

908
00:37:02,700 --> 00:37:04,166
然后欢迎你来找我

909
00:37:04,166 --> 00:37:05,566
然后主播给你退钱

910
00:37:05,566 --> 00:37:06,799
因为主播赚这

911
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:09,500
个钱也也良心过不去嗯

912
00:37:10,933 --> 00:37:12,366
主播会出装扮吗

913
00:37:12,366 --> 00:37:14,499
什么时候20万粉丝什么时候去

914
00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:16,533
去申请一下那个装扮

915
00:37:16,766 --> 00:37:17,799
然后等排队吧

916
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,500
希望大家后年还记得我

917
00:37:19,533 --> 00:37:20,866
2025年之前

918
00:37:20,866 --> 00:37:22,799
我们争取把这个装扮出出来啊

919
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:25,300
现在我们已经有了1/5的粉丝量

920
00:37:25,300 --> 00:37:26,533
还剩80%

921
00:37:26,533 --> 00:37:28,699
我们就达成出装扮的这个能力了

922
00:37:28,700 --> 00:37:30,133
我们真是太厉害了

923
00:37:30,466 --> 00:37:32,166
我想吃疯狂星期四

924
00:37:32,266 --> 00:37:35,299
这种无理取闹的要求我不许受理啊

925
00:37:35,300 --> 00:37:37,400
如果你要说主播我今天对吧

926
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:38,533
我给你打了5,000

927
00:37:38,533 --> 00:37:40,366
我今天跟小女友约会去了

928
00:37:40,366 --> 00:37:42,299
你能给我们随点礼祝福我们吗

929
00:37:42,300 --> 00:37:44,366
那我给你随回去500没啥问题

930
00:37:44,666 --> 00:37:46,366
我吃不起疯狂星期四了

931
00:37:46,366 --> 00:37:48,299
境外别叫我也吃不起

932
00:37:48,300 --> 00:37:50,400
境外没没有疯狂星期四

933
00:37:50,933 --> 00:37:53,566
你能不能多整点活引点大的

934
00:37:54,766 --> 00:37:56,599
你让我引完大的了之后

935
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:57,900
你顶个阉人3级

936
00:37:57,900 --> 00:38:00,200
你觉得我还能老念你弹幕吗

937
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,300
那吃亏的不还是你吗

938
00:38:02,566 --> 00:38:05,299
引完大的之后我又不会改变我

939
00:38:05,300 --> 00:38:06,666
我受米受麻了

940
00:38:06,666 --> 00:38:07,733
我笑死了

941
00:38:07,733 --> 00:38:10,866
但是但是你就借不到了呀

942
00:38:10,866 --> 00:38:13,299
这弹幕那么多我咋注意到你呢

943
00:38:13,300 --> 00:38:14,766
吃亏的是你呀

944
00:38:15,666 --> 00:38:18,299
哥们这辈子能看到你的本子吗

945
00:38:18,300 --> 00:38:19,966
整了半天你是为了本子啊

946
00:38:19,966 --> 00:38:21,333
我还寻思着你牺牲

947
00:38:21,333 --> 00:38:23,299
自己被借到的这个可能性

948
00:38:23,366 --> 00:38:25,199
成全主播的这个未来

949
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:26,166
我还挺感动的

950
00:38:26,166 --> 00:38:28,699
搞半天为了本子就应该死吧

951
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:29,666
快死吧

952
00:38:30,333 --> 00:38:32,899
欢迎守护最美的慧慧小公主

953
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:37,066
我着急买嗷嗷七夕装扮

954
00:38:37,066 --> 00:38:38,499
可以退我6万8吗

955
00:38:38,500 --> 00:38:39,700
我有1,000个

956
00:38:40,700 --> 00:38:42,166
你好贩子是吧

957
00:38:42,300 --> 00:38:43,400
导购是吧

958
00:38:45,100 --> 00:38:46,866
导购南风啊导购

959
00:38:47,100 --> 00:38:49,200
导购谢谢

960
00:38:50,133 --> 00:38:51,533
谢谢飞机

961
00:38:52,133 --> 00:38:53,499
的粉丝灯牌

962
00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:55,166
感谢支持你往后等你啊

963
00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:57,266
一边等说明他不是人

964
00:38:57,266 --> 00:38:58,199
之初

965
00:38:58,333 --> 00:39:01,366
主播我挂红包的时候看到一个58圈

966
00:39:01,366 --> 00:39:03,399
两种的原声都这么强的吗

967
00:39:04,100 --> 00:39:06,133
原生区公会很多啊

968
00:39:06,133 --> 00:39:06,866
他那个总督

969
00:39:06,866 --> 00:39:08,799
你看首先看是不是奥特曼头像

970
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:12,800
奥特曼头像总督85%以上都是公会号

971
00:39:17,100 --> 00:39:18,166
我也不知道为啥

972
00:39:18,566 --> 00:39:20,333
很多公会号就是他那个

973
00:39:20,333 --> 00:39:22,866
上总督的号都喜欢拿奥特曼当头像

974
00:39:22,866 --> 00:39:25,099
哎这个基本上就是你稍微看两眼

975
00:39:25,100 --> 00:39:26,500
就会知道他是公会

976
00:39:26,700 --> 00:39:27,500
很奇怪

977
00:39:27,900 --> 00:39:30,400
可能是他就是让让稍微懂的人

978
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,533
就马上就让他知道这是公会

979
00:39:32,533 --> 00:39:34,933
然后就也不会那什么吧对

980
00:39:36,566 --> 00:39:37,766
不是不是不是

981
00:39:37,766 --> 00:39:39,799
别别建个原型就OK啊

982
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:42,300
有些人跟OP的差别是他不玩原型

983
00:39:42,300 --> 00:39:44,966
有些人跟OP的差别是他他

984
00:39:45,166 --> 00:39:46,399
他只玩原型

985
00:39:48,300 --> 00:39:50,866
别别建个玩原型的就OK啊

986
00:39:50,866 --> 00:39:52,066
但是玩给露姆这种

987
00:39:52,066 --> 00:39:54,933
这种充了22万然后不打给米列米亚的

988
00:39:54,933 --> 00:39:56,266
确实是粘着的

989
00:39:59,266 --> 00:40:02,566
什么敌我标识我不知道我不太清楚啊

990
00:40:02,566 --> 00:40:06,399
可能这个呃方便这个同行看出来吧

991
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:08,733
我也不知道为什么要方便同行看出来

992
00:40:09,166 --> 00:40:10,333
很奇怪然后

993
00:40:10,366 --> 00:40:11,733
就之前的那种

994
00:40:11,733 --> 00:40:14,566
那种超能用户里面好多都是

995
00:40:14,666 --> 00:40:15,899
奥特曼头像的

996
00:40:15,900 --> 00:40:17,266
但现在没有了吧

997
00:40:17,466 --> 00:40:19,733
绿头发美少女是达人啊

998
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,933
啊绿头发美少女是啥呀

999
00:40:25,666 --> 00:40:28,933
不是哎还是活人还会发弹幕

1000
00:40:29,100 --> 00:40:31,466
也不一定公会号不一定不发弹幕

1001
00:40:31,466 --> 00:40:33,099
公会号是不一定不发弹幕

1002
00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:35,500
甚至我以前播原形的时候就是

1003
00:40:35,566 --> 00:40:38,799
呃别的工会的工会号老来我直播间

1004
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:40,900
然后然后发弹幕发发弹幕

1005
00:40:40,900 --> 00:40:42,600
关心一下我最近怎么样啊

1006
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:44,900
最近怎么样还是什么哈哈哈

1007
00:40:44,966 --> 00:40:48,166
就是甚至还给我送过那种那种小礼物

1008
00:40:48,166 --> 00:40:49,366
就我但我知道

1009
00:40:49,366 --> 00:40:51,333
我知道他是别的工会的工会号

1010
00:40:51,333 --> 00:40:52,566
因为他挖我

1011
00:40:52,766 --> 00:40:55,566
他挖我他私下加我挖我我知道

1012
00:40:55,566 --> 00:40:57,133
他说我我知道他是那个号

1013
00:40:57,133 --> 00:40:58,766
所以你们不要把工会

1014
00:40:58,766 --> 00:41:00,799
想的就像是机器人组织一样

1015
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:02,800
工会也有血工会也有肉

1016
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:04,766
工会也有情工会也有爱呀

1017
00:41:04,766 --> 00:41:05,699
好吧哈哈哈

1018
00:41:05,966 --> 00:41:08,199
人家后后面也是有真人的

1019
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:09,866
最近怎么样啊小包

1020
00:41:09,866 --> 00:41:12,199
最近还可以你也欢迎进来龙田川

1021
00:41:12,333 --> 00:41:14,666
原先1万真的只能说是入门了

1022
00:41:14,666 --> 00:41:16,199
都不够一个角色

1023
00:41:16,933 --> 00:41:18,166
我不好说呀

1024
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:20,333
过敏烟吗

1025
00:41:20,333 --> 00:41:21,466
最近怎么样啊

1026
00:41:21,466 --> 00:41:24,366
哦呦呦呦金大好我是米烟呀

1027
00:41:24,366 --> 00:41:26,799
今天来点大家想看的东西啊

1028
00:41:26,866 --> 00:41:28,666
现在大家想看杂弹

1029
00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:30,300
嗯

1030
00:41:30,733 --> 00:41:33,066
快让这是莫西欢迎易水

1031
00:41:33,300 --> 00:41:34,500
你不也是OP

1032
00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:35,366
这样子攻击你的

1033
00:41:35,366 --> 00:41:38,133
舰长我才充了多少钱他充了多少钱

1034
00:41:38,133 --> 00:41:39,466
当然原省扣了1万

1035
00:41:39,466 --> 00:41:40,299
1万还可以吧

1036
00:41:40,300 --> 00:41:41,600
就是你每个池子下一点

1037
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:42,533
每个池子下一单

1038
00:41:42,533 --> 00:41:45,366
然后这个就感觉不知不觉就就下去了

1039
00:41:45,366 --> 00:41:46,166
你知道吧

1040
00:41:46,266 --> 00:41:47,366
就不知不觉就下去

1041
00:41:47,366 --> 00:41:48,333
我感觉一个游戏

1042
00:41:48,333 --> 00:41:51,299
他付费的那种价值还是挺重要的

1043
00:41:51,333 --> 00:41:54,499
而且每个公司有自己的一些原则吧

1044
00:41:54,500 --> 00:41:56,766
就比如说原神他死活不降价啊

1045
00:41:56,766 --> 00:41:59,566
除了那个首充双倍死活他都不降价

1046
00:41:59,566 --> 00:42:00,966
所以说他那个原金

1047
00:42:01,100 --> 00:42:02,933
就给人一种啊比较保值的感觉

1048
00:42:02,933 --> 00:42:04,766
也没有说早买早享受

1049
00:42:04,766 --> 00:42:05,766
满满免费送

1050
00:42:05,766 --> 00:42:07,766
你不管要抽什么时候的角色

1051
00:42:07,900 --> 00:42:10,466
哪怕是你现在这个版本过了2年了

1052
00:42:10,466 --> 00:42:11,366
你去抽可丽

1053
00:42:11,466 --> 00:42:13,166
你还是要花那么多的石头

1054
00:42:13,166 --> 00:42:14,399
就没什么差别

1055
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,266
但是有一些游戏他就是

1056
00:42:16,266 --> 00:42:18,133
呃这个随着强度的降低

1057
00:42:18,133 --> 00:42:20,299
这个角色逐渐逐渐逐渐就免费送啊

1058
00:42:20,300 --> 00:42:21,500
免费送免费送

1059
00:42:21,700 --> 00:42:22,300
这个这个

1060
00:42:22,300 --> 00:42:25,000
只能说就是不同的运营策略不一样吧

1061
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,400
那比如说雷霆就是

1062
00:42:26,500 --> 00:42:27,966
什么礼包他都打一折

1063
00:42:27,966 --> 00:42:29,099
什么礼包他都打一折

1064
00:42:29,100 --> 00:42:31,533
奥比岛就是让你感觉啊什么都很赚

1065
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:33,266
这块6块那块6块

1066
00:42:33,333 --> 00:42:34,666
这块18那块18

1067
00:42:34,666 --> 00:42:36,933
一下子看自己充了啊六七百块钱了

1068
00:42:36,933 --> 00:42:38,599
怎么钱都花到哪去了呢

1069
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:40,466
你看密密麻麻的充值订单

1070
00:42:40,466 --> 00:42:41,699
全都是那个什么

1071
00:42:41,700 --> 00:42:44,066
但原始就是一单一单克就不一样

1072
00:42:44,066 --> 00:42:46,799
我知道原先每年不就冲这一次双倍吗

1073
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,366
就冲这个一次双倍吧

1074
00:42:48,700 --> 00:42:49,900
也不是很多哎

1075
00:42:50,700 --> 00:42:53,066
现在什么版本美颜美颜能免费送

1076
00:42:53,266 --> 00:42:55,766
米亚米亚这是强度最巅峰的时期

1077
00:42:55,766 --> 00:42:57,533
像刚出的钟离没有人抽

1078
00:42:57,533 --> 00:42:59,799
大家都觉得他是他是废品啊

1079
00:42:59,966 --> 00:43:02,533
纵使迎来二度加强对吧

1080
00:43:02,533 --> 00:43:04,066
二度加强完了之后

1081
00:43:04,066 --> 00:43:08,066
这个钟离一度成为炙手可热的7070那个

1082
00:43:08,133 --> 00:43:09,266
开秘之一啊

1083
00:43:09,266 --> 00:43:11,466
主播现在就属于一个一个

1084
00:43:11,933 --> 00:43:13,133
一个那个什么

1085
00:43:13,166 --> 00:43:15,466
一个最强的一个巅峰时期啊

1086
00:43:15,466 --> 00:43:16,799
后面还没有出平替

1087
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:18,733
然后前面的版本的神呢

1088
00:43:18,733 --> 00:43:20,799
又感觉跟主播差那么一点意思啊

1089
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:22,900
因为这主播现在250件

1090
00:43:22,900 --> 00:43:25,333
还不是历史最强时期还不行吗

1091
00:43:25,566 --> 00:43:26,466
如何评价哦

1092
00:43:26,466 --> 00:43:27,766
七夕原价720

1093
00:43:27,766 --> 00:43:30,133
反正他也不按原价吧他给你乱标呗

1094
00:43:30,133 --> 00:43:33,199
我还能说我见长原价一个月1,388呢

1095
00:43:33,333 --> 00:43:34,733
现在138对吧

1096
00:43:34,733 --> 00:43:36,066
然后上线只剩21级

1097
00:43:36,066 --> 00:43:37,499
非常的赚非常赚

1098
00:43:37,700 --> 00:43:38,600
我这个舰长礼物

1099
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:40,966
原价就是我卖的话我要卖1,500

1100
00:43:40,966 --> 00:43:42,299
因为是我的文创产品

1101
00:43:42,300 --> 00:43:44,600
我感觉有我自己的文化定位

1102
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:46,400
我的产品定位就是高端定位

1103
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:48,500
我本来就是一个马克杯我卖1,500

1104
00:43:48,500 --> 00:43:50,466
但你现在上138件我送给你怎么样

1105
00:43:50,466 --> 00:43:50,999
是不是很赚

1106
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,600
哈哈哈是不是很赚

1107
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,000
我送你一堆精美时尚小垃圾

1108
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,300
什么米叶米亚壁纸

1109
00:43:56,300 --> 00:43:58,166
米叶米亚表情包使用权

1110
00:43:58,400 --> 00:43:59,933
米叶米亚那个那个

1111
00:43:59,933 --> 00:44:01,999
那个以后的鼠标指针

1112
00:44:02,066 --> 00:44:02,399
然后

1113
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,533
然后在米叶米亚直播间叫爹的机会

1114
00:44:04,533 --> 00:44:06,266
送你一堆精美时尚小垃圾

1115
00:44:06,266 --> 00:44:09,533
怎么样哈哈哈太拽了怎么样嗯

1116
00:44:10,866 --> 00:44:12,399
没挣钱之前确实是废

1117
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:13,566
那对我就是这样的

1118
00:44:13,566 --> 00:44:15,566
没挣钱之前主播也挺废的啊

1119
00:44:15,566 --> 00:44:17,499
没挣钱之前主播也挺强的嘛

1120
00:44:17,500 --> 00:44:20,166
其实还没有人发现主播的美貌了

1121
00:44:20,166 --> 00:44:20,966
嗯

1122
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:23,666
干嘛干嘛为什么发问号

1123
00:44:23,666 --> 00:44:26,199
别别发问号好吗别发问号好吗

1124
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:28,800
干嘛你这样会搞的我很尴尬哎

1125
00:44:28,966 --> 00:44:30,799
跟哔哩哔哩直播活动要转

1126
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:32,133
对啊宣传也很赚的

1127
00:44:32,133 --> 00:44:33,166
哔哩哔哩直播活动

1128
00:44:33,166 --> 00:44:34,966
如果你要卡牌子等级的话

1129
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:38,500
现在520块钱就可以卡出1,040块钱的效果

1130
00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:40,666
非常的新鲜非常的美味啊

1131
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:42,266
主播可以给怪加

1132
00:44:42,900 --> 00:44:46,933
哈哈哈我可以我可以捏

1133
00:44:46,966 --> 00:44:49,866
紫色肥猫一听就不是那种刺激角色吧

1134
00:44:49,866 --> 00:44:51,399
一听明明就是那种

1135
00:44:51,466 --> 00:44:53,566
像常见侍女一样的角色啊

1136
00:44:53,566 --> 00:44:55,733
不得不提那个常见侍女

1137
00:44:55,733 --> 00:44:57,133
就是在除了游戏里外

1138
00:44:57,133 --> 00:44:58,899
其他的这种二创里面见到他

1139
00:44:58,900 --> 00:45:01,000
感觉还是还是还是挺色的

1140
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,533
这个这个这个这个这个

1141
00:45:02,533 --> 00:45:04,399
不知道为什么啊不知道为什么

1142
00:45:04,666 --> 00:45:06,066
真的吗我要充了

1143
00:45:06,066 --> 00:45:07,733
呃你可以冷静一下

1144
00:45:07,733 --> 00:45:08,533
但是是真的

1145
00:45:08,533 --> 00:45:09,366
我说的是真的

1146
00:45:09,366 --> 00:45:11,299
但是你充钱的话冷静一下你

1147
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:14,533
小幸早上好

1148
00:45:14,533 --> 00:45:17,899
主播为我520给弟弟妹妹送个桃子呀

1149
00:45:17,900 --> 00:45:22,000
哈哈哈你一分钱你也不少要是吧

1150
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:22,966
你就不能说

1151
00:45:22,966 --> 00:45:25,533
就学习那个良好的那个传统微商

1152
00:45:25,533 --> 00:45:27,766
良好传统138S c对吧

1153
00:45:27,766 --> 00:45:29,533
然后然后差一块钱

1154
00:45:29,533 --> 00:45:31,199
给弟弟妹妹送个桃之夭夭

1155
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:32,900
对吧你给我打个5一9的爱心

1156
00:45:32,900 --> 00:45:34,300
然后我给你补个一块钱

1157
00:45:34,300 --> 00:45:35,466
然后你再给弟的妹妹啊

1158
00:45:35,466 --> 00:45:37,166
就是我送个桃之夭夭

1159
00:45:37,333 --> 00:45:39,099
只能说这个名利双收啊

1160
00:45:39,100 --> 00:45:40,466
感觉就可以做切片了

1161
00:45:40,466 --> 00:45:42,166
李小玲成为我切片的男主角

1162
00:45:42,166 --> 00:45:43,266
下一步就是你了

1163
00:45:43,566 --> 00:45:45,366
哎为什么总是有这种切片啊

1164
00:45:45,366 --> 00:45:47,766
就感觉大家大家都不看的吗

1165
00:45:47,766 --> 00:45:48,899
都不看切片的吗

1166
00:45:48,900 --> 00:45:52,066
感觉这种切片就是统治化还是很强的

1167
00:45:52,066 --> 00:45:54,866
基本上就是看了封面然后点开

1168
00:45:54,866 --> 00:45:57,099
就不用点开就知道他大概什么一个

1169
00:45:57,100 --> 00:45:58,800
走向就大同小异吧

1170
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:01,866
但是每个热度基本上都不低

1171
00:46:01,866 --> 00:46:04,099
就感觉呃还是怪怪的

1172
00:46:04,300 --> 00:46:05,333
还是怪怪的

1173
00:46:05,366 --> 00:46:07,666
主要是怕你和我大号被白领

1174
00:46:07,666 --> 00:46:09,366
没事的不滚屏我们偷偷的

1175
00:46:09,366 --> 00:46:10,799
他不知道他不知道

1176
00:46:11,766 --> 00:46:14,699
骗了房管1,000多420他说好骗好骗

1177
00:46:14,700 --> 00:46:15,666
支持支持

1178
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,700
早上好 7号吊船

1179
00:46:19,700 --> 00:46:22,066
别急别急别急别急

1180
00:46:22,366 --> 00:46:25,366
主播的技能不会是扔可口可乐手雷吧

1181
00:46:25,366 --> 00:46:26,799
啊我的新衣服在设计

1182
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:29,000
别问我泳装还没发出来为什么

1183
00:46:29,100 --> 00:46:30,700
为什么就在设计新衣服了

1184
00:46:30,700 --> 00:46:31,400
我只能说

1185
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:33,966
新衣服有点大家想看的东西啊

1186
00:46:33,966 --> 00:46:36,566
这个新衣服会来点大家想看的东西

1187
00:46:36,766 --> 00:46:39,699
现在把你们最想看的主播的按键动画

1188
00:46:39,900 --> 00:46:40,866
打在屏幕上

1189
00:46:40,866 --> 00:46:43,133
看看我们是否心有灵犀啊

1190
00:46:43,133 --> 00:46:45,766
发送彩铃到这个16669985

1191
00:46:45,766 --> 00:46:47,899
看看一下我们是否心有灵犀啊

1192
00:46:47,900 --> 00:46:49,566
看看把你最想啊

1193
00:46:49,566 --> 00:46:50,733
对我我数321

1194
00:46:50,733 --> 00:46:51,866
我们一起把这个

1195
00:46:51,900 --> 00:46:52,266
呃

1196
00:46:52,266 --> 00:46:54,733
这个你最想看到的东西写在屏幕上

1197
00:46:54,733 --> 00:46:55,533
好吗

1198
00:46:59,666 --> 00:47:01,266
你也喜欢现在这个

1199
00:47:01,266 --> 00:47:02,799
但是就是不停的换衣服吗

1200
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:03,900
这个具体还是会用的

1201
00:47:03,900 --> 00:47:05,800
还是会换其他的衣服的嗯

1202
00:47:07,366 --> 00:47:09,566
但那个的话算是呃升级

1203
00:47:09,566 --> 00:47:10,966
但我不知道大家会不会喜欢

1204
00:47:10,966 --> 00:47:12,699
那个画风是半厚涂的那种

1205
00:47:12,700 --> 00:47:14,566
现在这个就是二次元平图

1206
00:47:14,566 --> 00:47:15,733
精度不是特别高

1207
00:47:15,733 --> 00:47:18,099
换一个精度高一点的那个皮套

1208
00:47:18,100 --> 00:47:21,333
然后我会尽量去让他去让他还原这个

1209
00:47:21,333 --> 00:47:22,899
这个呃会尽

1210
00:47:22,900 --> 00:47:26,166
量去让他还原这个这个这个那个什么

1211
00:47:26,533 --> 00:47:30,133
黑线紫色肥猫变身按键动画

1212
00:47:30,300 --> 00:47:31,666
说的倒立

1213
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:34,133
呃说的倒立是吧

1214
00:47:34,133 --> 00:47:35,766
肯定都是交大的

1215
00:47:36,100 --> 00:47:37,200
花了多少米

1216
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:39,566
1万多吧不知道能不能到2万

1217
00:47:39,566 --> 00:47:41,566
有可能会到2万这个屁

1218
00:47:43,133 --> 00:47:44,799
特效雨刮器

1219
00:47:45,300 --> 00:47:46,900
怎么粒子特效吗

1220
00:47:46,900 --> 00:47:49,566
我觉得这种简简单单的就很可爱了

1221
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:08,100
听着不够高的大冤种都算是

1222
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,200
挺好的吧都挺好的应该

1223
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:15,133
应该不至于太差吧应该不至于太差

1224
00:48:15,133 --> 00:48:19,099
1万5打底应该是差不多1万5打底

1225
00:48:19,566 --> 00:48:21,566
哥们只发了紫猫

1226
00:48:21,566 --> 00:48:24,166
猪猪妈非得加个色肥啊

1227
00:48:24,166 --> 00:48:25,466
哎呀对不起了

1228
00:48:25,466 --> 00:48:27,733
我一看到紫猫就一下关联

1229
00:48:27,733 --> 00:48:29,099
那个色肥

1230
00:48:29,100 --> 00:48:30,333
紫色肥猫

1231
00:48:30,333 --> 00:48:33,066
哎呀哈喽哈喽我来哈喽哈喽

1232
00:48:33,066 --> 00:48:33,766
想唱这首

1233
00:48:33,766 --> 00:48:35,566
新皮变身成大娃吗

1234
00:48:35,566 --> 00:48:36,566
肯定不能啊

1235
00:48:36,700 --> 00:48:39,733
他要出道的话我自费给他做个皮套

1236
00:48:39,733 --> 00:48:41,799
他自己不想玩他自己不想要

1237
00:48:41,900 --> 00:48:44,500
你们要不说说他然后让他让他收一下

1238
00:48:44,500 --> 00:48:47,300
他那个种族万万富到现在都没做出来

1239
00:48:47,533 --> 00:48:48,899
不知道给他做啥

1240
00:48:49,666 --> 00:48:52,333
啊啊

1241
00:48:52,933 --> 00:48:55,366
还有没有什么想看的东西啊大家

1242
00:48:56,366 --> 00:48:58,733
除了这个美玉说的道理之外

1243
00:48:58,733 --> 00:48:59,533
这肯定不行

1244
00:48:59,533 --> 00:49:01,699
这美玉说的道理太奇怪了

1245
00:49:02,166 --> 00:49:06,166
自我定位清晰是吧咦嗯嗯

1246
00:49:07,900 --> 00:49:08,700
嗯

1247
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:10,066
嗯

1248
00:49:16,566 --> 00:49:18,933
你想吃你想吃什么

1249
00:49:20,766 --> 00:49:21,666
不该

1250
00:49:22,300 --> 00:49:24,500
怎么天天点你这个币不该呀

1251
00:49:24,500 --> 00:49:25,666
你怎么天天点你这个币

1252
00:49:25,666 --> 00:49:28,933
不该想看魔法猫猫变身

1253
00:49:34,566 --> 00:49:36,599
变身的话

1254
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:44,666
变身的话我想一下应该怎么安排动作

1255
00:49:44,933 --> 00:49:46,699
把这个手

1256
00:49:47,300 --> 00:49:51,400
把把左手微微的抬起来一些

1257
00:49:51,566 --> 00:49:53,766
右手扶在胸口

1258
00:49:53,933 --> 00:49:57,966
换发色只能换发色呀只能换发色呀

1259
00:49:59,500 --> 00:50:01,600
那怎么办只能换发色呀

1260
00:50:01,966 --> 00:50:03,099
非想看大娃

1261
00:50:03,100 --> 00:50:04,766
我只能抱个大娃的娃娃

1262
00:50:04,766 --> 00:50:06,166
但是你说这个直播里面

1263
00:50:06,166 --> 00:50:07,133
抱个别人的娃娃

1264
00:50:07,133 --> 00:50:08,566
对吧我就做了大娃的

1265
00:50:08,733 --> 00:50:11,299
我就不得不做冉冉的不得不做姚光的

1266
00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:15,133
不得不做莫高的东一的机长的啊对吧

1267
00:50:15,133 --> 00:50:16,499
这个这个这个

1268
00:50:16,500 --> 00:50:18,600
不得不做这个一刀这个这个

1269
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:19,900
颜如霍老师

1270
00:50:20,266 --> 00:50:21,699
我不得不做这些

1271
00:50:21,700 --> 00:50:22,900
我再做个k k的

1272
00:50:22,900 --> 00:50:26,066
我光光抱娃娃就够我抱破产的

1273
00:50:26,100 --> 00:50:27,133
太贵了

1274
00:50:29,900 --> 00:50:31,500
变个猫嘛啊

1275
00:50:31,500 --> 00:50:33,133
猫好像不太行

1276
00:50:34,500 --> 00:50:37,133
变个猫的话那是俩皮套的那个

1277
00:50:37,133 --> 00:50:38,933
那个的话挺困难的

1278
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:45,800
光他自己都不知道他长啥样了

1279
00:50:48,266 --> 00:50:51,333
对你的好无法计较

1280
00:50:51,333 --> 00:50:54,133
我不想要你对我吃什么香

1281
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:56,166
你的味道

1282
00:50:56,733 --> 00:50:58,933
那个他自己都不知道他长啥样

1283
00:51:00,866 --> 00:51:03,466
我的爱是否不重要

1284
00:51:03,466 --> 00:51:07,566
可不可以再让我最后走掉

1285
00:51:09,266 --> 00:51:10,966
虽然你落幕

1286
00:51:12,766 --> 00:51:14,299
so let me know

1287
00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:24,466
下个曝光先不要去了

1288
00:51:32,466 --> 00:51:35,899
可波布卡日本过往的葡萄翻新来了

1289
00:51:37,500 --> 00:51:39,966
找老师再画我以前的设计

1290
00:51:40,666 --> 00:51:42,366
那不就彻底彻底

1291
00:51:42,366 --> 00:51:45,333
以后就就说就是不用这个拼了吗

1292
00:51:45,500 --> 00:51:47,533
那万一那个你们不喜欢

1293
00:51:47,533 --> 00:51:49,166
我还得换回来呀

1294
00:51:49,166 --> 00:51:49,966
对吧

1295
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:53,500
这个不是说贵大家就一定喜欢的

1296
00:51:53,500 --> 00:51:55,866
因为我的这个身份也不一定

1297
00:51:55,966 --> 00:51:57,766
能代表所有的音乐啊

1298
00:51:57,766 --> 00:52:00,499
这个老师他就是半厚涂的那种感觉

1299
00:52:00,500 --> 00:52:02,366
那喜欢的人他就会很喜欢

1300
00:52:02,366 --> 00:52:03,533
让我就是你

1301
00:52:03,533 --> 00:52:04,799
如果你们不喜欢的话

1302
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:06,400
可能就会很不喜欢

1303
00:52:06,500 --> 00:52:07,700
就会出问题

1304
00:52:07,933 --> 00:52:10,533
谢谢可爱听的关注喵啊一个逗

1305
00:52:12,500 --> 00:52:15,100
不喜欢的人应该就会很不喜欢

1306
00:52:15,266 --> 00:52:18,466
所以说这个要看一下大家的反应啊

1307
00:52:18,466 --> 00:52:20,366
如果大家反应不好的话

1308
00:52:20,366 --> 00:52:22,199
那可能就还会换回来这个

1309
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:24,566
然后去做一下吧down

1310
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:27,400
so let me know

1311
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:34,200
也不至于吧

1312
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:36,866
有一些我约的图你们都觉得不好看啊

1313
00:52:36,866 --> 00:52:37,699
但我不知道

1314
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:39,566
我不知道大家是为了说

1315
00:52:39,566 --> 00:52:42,266
为了黑我说不好看还是还是

1316
00:52:42,266 --> 00:52:44,366
就是就是真的觉得不好看

1317
00:52:45,700 --> 00:52:48,333
因为我感觉我越逛那种越高软件

1318
00:52:48,333 --> 00:52:49,799
感觉被那种会圈

1319
00:52:49,900 --> 00:52:52,366
会圈的画风带偏的越严重

1320
00:52:52,466 --> 00:52:52,866
因为

1321
00:52:52,866 --> 00:52:55,099
为什么越高软件里面能约到的画风

1322
00:52:55,100 --> 00:52:57,700
感觉都跟大家比较喜欢看的那种

1323
00:52:57,733 --> 00:53:00,666
精致细腻的插画不太一样啊

1324
00:53:00,900 --> 00:53:02,333
一般都都是

1325
00:53:02,866 --> 00:53:04,299
差别还挺大的

1326
00:53:04,300 --> 00:53:06,000
明显一看就是个人乐稿

1327
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,766
明显一看就不是商业稿件

1328
00:53:08,766 --> 00:53:11,599
不是那种成熟的插画是画出来的

1329
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:12,400
看出来

1330
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:15,400
现在手里没有

1331
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:18,000
我其实觉得都是咱这皮套不是很好看

1332
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,666
但为啥你们觉得好看呢

1333
00:53:19,666 --> 00:53:21,466
我也磨练过我觉得他那个皮套

1334
00:53:21,933 --> 00:53:22,933
我觉得他那个皮套

1335
00:53:22,933 --> 00:53:25,899
那个发型就是那个那个刘海

1336
00:53:26,133 --> 00:53:30,066
跟那个什么跟眼睛有点奇怪

1337
00:53:30,066 --> 00:53:32,333
但是就是就其他的都可以

1338
00:53:32,333 --> 00:53:35,066
但是他那个发型跟眼睛挺奇怪的

1339
00:53:39,366 --> 00:53:42,166
这哥们到底一天一天到晚在刷啥呢

1340
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:46,500
主要是白毛

1341
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:49,333
白毛版本都这么久了

1342
00:53:49,333 --> 00:53:51,099
白毛版本都已经4年了

1343
00:53:51,100 --> 00:53:53,000
还在抵抗不了白毛啊

1344
00:53:53,133 --> 00:53:55,933
你们不会也想让主播哪天出一个那种

1345
00:53:55,966 --> 00:53:58,099
白色头发白色睫毛啊

1346
00:53:58,100 --> 00:54:01,800
然后设定就是什么力量啊使用过度了

1347
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:02,966
然后然后那个

1348
00:54:02,966 --> 00:54:05,966
那个直接变成白发剩女的那种皮套吧

1349
00:54:06,500 --> 00:54:08,266
白头发倒也不是不行吧

1350
00:54:08,266 --> 00:54:09,733
就白白白毛

1351
00:54:09,733 --> 00:54:10,199
然后

1352
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:13,133
白色睫毛跟这种浅紫色的眼睛还是

1353
00:54:13,333 --> 00:54:16,366
挺搭的鸳鸯什么还不够直接

1354
00:54:16,366 --> 00:54:17,999
老子爱做什么做什么

1355
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:19,533
今晚人好少呀

1356
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:22,300
不是人少人不少只是你们都不说话

1357
00:54:22,300 --> 00:54:23,300
所以我坐在这边

1358
00:54:23,300 --> 00:54:25,366
有时候我就得想一下我该说什么呀

1359
00:54:25,366 --> 00:54:27,333
啊我也不太清楚

1360
00:54:27,533 --> 00:54:29,266
可能七夕大家都去约会了吧

1361
00:54:29,266 --> 00:54:32,199
这点哪有人看这个这个虚拟主播呀

1362
00:54:33,133 --> 00:54:35,533
白毛一直都是二次元的组织军

1363
00:54:35,533 --> 00:54:39,099
织日椰子你粉切黑白色跟你不搭

1364
00:54:39,366 --> 00:54:41,933
这不已经有粉切黑的设定了吗

1365
00:54:44,466 --> 00:54:46,533
白毛真的是说的就是

1366
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:48,766
怎么还有鹿藻闲食天羌渊

1367
00:54:48,766 --> 00:54:50,199
人家是精卫是吧

1368
00:54:50,366 --> 00:54:51,799
什么鬼东西啊

1369
00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:56,100
第一次来到这个疯狂星期四啊主播

1370
00:54:56,100 --> 00:54:57,100
没有任何的意外

1371
00:54:57,100 --> 00:54:58,700
因为这个属于我的卢浮宫

1372
00:54:58,700 --> 00:55:01,666
我早已经289遇见我们这个舰长

1373
00:55:01,666 --> 00:55:04,399
真的有人前段时间去那个去巴黎了

1374
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:07,100
然后然后去拍了一张卢浮宫给我

1375
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:10,500
oh i love you more than your lover now

1376
00:55:12,533 --> 00:55:14,499
那个白色他没有上色的

1377
00:55:14,500 --> 00:55:18,100
他只是就是像漫画切镜头一样的然后

1378
00:55:18,466 --> 00:55:20,333
加了一个白色的特效而已

1379
00:55:22,133 --> 00:55:24,333
整个部门就俩人上班一个离

1380
00:55:24,333 --> 00:55:26,666
婚带俩娃还有一个就是我

1381
00:55:27,100 --> 00:55:28,766
那他们剩下的人呢

1382
00:55:28,766 --> 00:55:30,399
今天都放假了吗

1383
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:31,800
今天什么事情啊

1384
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:33,000
都放假了是吧

1385
00:55:34,466 --> 00:55:35,466
随意换头

1386
00:55:35,466 --> 00:55:37,999
没有只是换了个发色双发色一直哦

1387
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:38,800
这个好好看

1388
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:41,066
这个七夕的经常好好看欢迎草莓都

1389
00:55:42,466 --> 00:55:45,533
双发色一直都是我的传统设定之一

1390
00:55:45,566 --> 00:55:47,199
因为我对于一个东西

1391
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:48,800
如果我买的下来的话

1392
00:55:48,900 --> 00:55:51,000
如果我纠结到底要哪个

1393
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:53,300
就是浅色还是深色我到底要哪个

1394
00:55:53,300 --> 00:55:55,400
我的选择就是加钱都要

1395
00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:58,966
这个白睫毛感觉像是老了100岁

1396
00:55:58,966 --> 00:56:00,499
跟背景的原因吧

1397
00:56:00,500 --> 00:56:03,766
就是这两个发色跟背景不一样嗯

1398
00:56:05,133 --> 00:56:06,499
还被骗米了

1399
00:56:06,500 --> 00:56:07,666
啊他怎么了

1400
00:56:07,966 --> 00:56:09,166
我不知道哎

1401
00:56:10,166 --> 00:56:11,366
我不太清楚哎

1402
00:56:11,866 --> 00:56:13,333
他发生什么了我

1403
00:56:13,333 --> 00:56:14,966
因为我最近就是我也比较忙

1404
00:56:14,966 --> 00:56:16,133
休息时间也不太好

1405
00:56:16,133 --> 00:56:16,733
然后

1406
00:56:16,733 --> 00:56:19,066
就有时候注意不到大家的这个状态

1407
00:56:19,066 --> 00:56:20,933
他咋又什么情况

1408
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:25,333
头上的可乐给我喝吧

1409
00:56:25,333 --> 00:56:26,933
不行我在喝呢

1410
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:30,566
主播跟结果学唱功还是抽象

1411
00:56:30,566 --> 00:56:32,966
结果老师我跟你学啥呢结果老师

1412
00:56:32,966 --> 00:56:35,333
哈哈哈我不知道呀

1413
00:56:35,333 --> 00:56:37,799
我不知道我跟他应该学唱功吧

1414
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:40,100
我们俩那个私信内容都是

1415
00:56:40,566 --> 00:56:41,099
都是

1416
00:56:41,100 --> 00:56:44,866
教教教主播怎么怎么怎么怎么呼吸啊

1417
00:56:44,866 --> 00:56:46,499
怎么正常呼吸的

1418
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:50,400
看到他动态好像不太好人家啊摸摸头

1419
00:56:50,500 --> 00:56:52,966
要是有有需要的话欢迎来找我

1420
00:56:52,966 --> 00:56:55,133
就是有需要的话欢迎来找我你

1421
00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:59,733
主播跟结果是学唱歌还是抽象

1422
00:56:59,733 --> 00:57:01,266
我觉得这个抽象的话

1423
00:57:01,266 --> 00:57:02,933
他应该比我抽象一些吧

1424
00:57:02,933 --> 00:57:05,066
但是但是我再跟他学的话

1425
00:57:05,066 --> 00:57:07,066
我这个虚拟主播也不用当了

1426
00:57:07,066 --> 00:57:09,133
我直接转动物园主播得了

1427
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:13,766
怎么办居然跟结果是连哔哩哔哩私信

1428
00:57:13,766 --> 00:57:14,733
咋了

1429
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:19,400
就是那个唱歌发声的那个办法

1430
00:57:20,933 --> 00:57:21,533
结果老师

1431
00:57:21,533 --> 00:57:22,599
真的是个好人

1432
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:24,133
你说他自己唱的那么好

1433
00:57:24,133 --> 00:57:25,333
天天在这鼓励我

1434
00:57:25,333 --> 00:57:27,266
给我整的可不好意思了

1435
00:57:27,500 --> 00:57:29,933
他他真的他真的

1436
00:57:30,766 --> 00:57:32,566
哎他唱歌唱的那么好

1437
00:57:32,566 --> 00:57:34,999
然后主播在这边乱哼

1438
00:57:35,066 --> 00:57:35,999
对吧这个这个

1439
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:37,533
结婚老师天天在下面

1440
00:57:37,533 --> 00:57:40,333
好听好听好听啊好听好听

1441
00:57:40,333 --> 00:57:41,766
哈哈哈

1442
00:57:41,866 --> 00:57:44,266
我真的我真的就很不好意思你知道吗

1443
00:57:44,266 --> 00:57:45,133
你哪好听了

1444
00:57:45,133 --> 00:57:46,699
我自己都不知道哪好听

1445
00:57:46,733 --> 00:57:47,799
就很奇怪

1446
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:48,600
哎呀

1447
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:52,066
嗯这搞的可不好意思可可害羞了

1448
00:57:52,933 --> 00:57:55,366
主播的抽象跟冲浪独一家

1449
00:57:55,366 --> 00:57:57,266
你大号是不是被绊了呀

1450
00:57:57,300 --> 00:57:58,866
你为啥大号给我上传

1451
00:57:58,866 --> 00:58:00,899
然后然后这什么情况呀

1452
00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:03,166
你大号是被绊了吗

1453
00:58:03,900 --> 00:58:05,566
为啥不开大号说话呢

1454
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:10,966
apple这么大是可以打结了

1455
00:58:10,966 --> 00:58:13,166
我我感觉我老被问这种问题

1456
00:58:13,166 --> 00:58:13,866
就大家

1457
00:58:13,866 --> 00:58:16,733
大家会觉得就这种问题比较好玩吗

1458
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:19,333
我说结婚老师昨天怎么出了一个奖

1459
00:58:19,333 --> 00:58:20,466
怎么唱歌的

1460
00:58:20,466 --> 00:58:21,733
这个视频

1461
00:58:22,333 --> 00:58:23,366
没有呀没有

1462
00:58:23,366 --> 00:58:26,399
那是他评论区下面的哥们问人谈

1463
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:27,333
跟我没关系

1464
00:58:27,333 --> 00:58:28,399
我是女生

1465
00:58:28,666 --> 00:58:30,333
他男生他教的

1466
00:58:30,466 --> 00:58:32,366
他教的是那个什么

1467
00:58:32,366 --> 00:58:34,266
他教的是男生的那个调

1468
00:58:34,266 --> 00:58:35,466
我去下面回了

1469
00:58:35,466 --> 00:58:37,733
他说他这视频讲的是男生的

1470
00:58:37,733 --> 00:58:38,999
我在记笔记呢

1471
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:41,533
然后他一说讲的是男生的

1472
00:58:41,533 --> 00:58:42,999
然后我就不记了

1473
00:58:44,333 --> 00:58:48,466
流行乐才能讲音色嘎吱眼里都好听

1474
00:58:54,066 --> 00:58:56,799
好点就是今天还有时间看管人呢

1475
00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:57,666
你的这个

1476
00:58:57,866 --> 00:59:00,299
你是我你爹你那什么

1477
00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:04,000
你那个那个那个你那个什么

1478
00:59:06,366 --> 00:59:07,733
这点礼物是大尾巴可以

1479
00:59:07,733 --> 00:59:10,599
万千别别做梦了别做梦千件都费劲

1480
00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:12,766
谁谁对我的尾巴感兴趣

1481
00:59:13,866 --> 00:59:16,333
啥时候真有那个充千件的体谅

1482
00:59:16,333 --> 00:59:19,533
起码也得个3,000粉丝团才能充千件吧

1483
00:59:19,766 --> 00:59:21,599
每三个人就有一个人给你上线

1484
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:23,400
这结局也太能提

1485
00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:24,266
了吧对吧

1486
00:59:24,333 --> 00:59:26,399
这个起码得是得是

1487
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:29,500
1,000起坐吧对吧反正主播不如

1488
00:59:29,500 --> 00:59:31,266
音响能不能换滚啊快点

1489
00:59:31,266 --> 00:59:34,499
你你你你爹这个糖9下

1490
00:59:34,500 --> 00:59:36,500
跟你的妈妈这个这个

1491
00:59:36,500 --> 00:59:38,400
吉诺儿今天约会不带你

1492
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:41,200
在家你你吃疯狂星期四对吧

1493
00:59:41,766 --> 00:59:42,799
带你去了

1494
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:50,333
有毛病吧看人看看看看别人主播去了

1495
00:59:51,533 --> 00:59:52,733
大伙那个什么

1496
00:59:52,933 --> 00:59:53,999
直播的时候别喊

1497
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,600
看别的主播群友也好或者怎么样

1498
00:59:56,600 --> 00:59:57,933
就是呃

1499
01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:02,500
当主播的话就不很方便

1500
01:00:02,966 --> 01:00:06,399
现在已经快35天了 250

1501
01:00:07,766 --> 01:00:09,399
250900块没有吧

1502
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:12,066
也还好吧也还好31件太吓人了

1503
01:00:12,066 --> 01:00:12,933
300件

1504
01:00:13,066 --> 01:00:17,066
那300件人家就说这主播怎么提纯结晶

1505
01:00:17,333 --> 01:00:20,399
哎不行不想被这么说了不想被这么说

1506
01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:22,900
争取赶紧把粉丝团混到1,000个吧

1507
01:00:22,900 --> 01:00:24,466
最近天天努力呢

1508
01:00:24,666 --> 01:00:26,966
争取赶紧把粉丝团混到1,000个

1509
01:00:26,966 --> 01:00:27,766
然后我那

1510
01:00:27,966 --> 01:00:29,499
我今天没睡好

1511
01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:30,666
他们在楼上打牌

1512
01:00:30,666 --> 01:00:32,899
然后我就听楼上笑笑闹闹

1513
01:00:32,900 --> 01:00:34,533
今天做梦做的都特乱

1514
01:00:34,533 --> 01:00:35,933
一会梦到我坐着上班

1515
01:00:35,933 --> 01:00:38,766
一会梦到交学费交不起了流落街头

1516
01:00:38,900 --> 01:00:41,100
一会梦到去赌场里面打工啊

1517
01:00:41,100 --> 01:00:42,566
周围人都是喝酒的

1518
01:00:42,566 --> 01:00:43,766
结果醒来一看

1519
01:00:43,766 --> 01:00:45,999
这怎么真真真真是这个声音

1520
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,533
结果这楼下人欢声笑语真的好吵

1521
01:00:48,533 --> 01:00:49,766
人真好吵

1522
01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:51,066
大家合租的话

1523
01:00:51,066 --> 01:00:51,933
千万不要把

1524
01:00:51,933 --> 01:00:53,899
特别多的人带到家里面来玩

1525
01:00:53,900 --> 01:00:55,333
尤其这种木质结构的房

1526
01:00:55,333 --> 01:00:56,566
真的很吵很吵

1527
01:00:56,766 --> 01:00:58,999
然后然后就是人家问我吵不吵

1528
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:00,100
我还不好意思说

1529
01:01:00,100 --> 01:01:02,333
我只能说有点吧有点吧那我还能

1530
01:01:02,566 --> 01:01:04,533
人都来了我还能说啊对吧

1531
01:01:04,533 --> 01:01:06,666
我还能像傲慢的演奏家一样

1532
01:01:06,666 --> 01:01:08,366
就是就跟家里人说啊

1533
01:01:08,366 --> 01:01:10,699
滚犊哥我要打打打打

1534
01:01:10,700 --> 01:01:13,133
不对不能这么说我要交个大

1535
01:01:13,133 --> 01:01:14,899
那不行不能这样啊

1536
01:01:15,133 --> 01:01:17,733
今天不是收过大娃的礼物了吗

1537
01:01:17,733 --> 01:01:19,066
什么大娃礼物

1538
01:01:19,133 --> 01:01:21,066
told me told me

1539
01:01:21,066 --> 01:01:24,499
一眼米燕鉴定为一场直播挣60块钱

1540
01:01:24,500 --> 01:01:26,166
主播一直都是这种感觉

1541
01:01:26,333 --> 01:01:28,966
有没有一种可能上见和再见不一样

1542
01:01:29,966 --> 01:01:32,299
呃好像也是

1543
01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:34,100
好像也是

1544
01:01:35,333 --> 01:01:36,266
主播公鸡

1545
01:01:36,266 --> 01:01:37,733
不知道大米这公鸡谁

1546
01:01:37,733 --> 01:01:39,266
有的主播在直播呢

1547
01:01:39,266 --> 01:01:40,499
你说主播真没活

1548
01:01:40,500 --> 01:01:41,966
主播看看别的主播呗

1549
01:01:41,966 --> 01:01:42,933
那你咋不去看

1550
01:01:42,933 --> 01:01:44,299
你不爱看别人看

1551
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:46,766
最后不会明天考试过了吧

1552
01:01:46,766 --> 01:01:49,066
所以今天这个提前跟大家说说

1553
01:01:49,066 --> 01:01:49,933
大米也不加班

1554
01:01:49,933 --> 01:01:52,099
正好这个有理由早退你知道吧

1555
01:01:52,133 --> 01:01:54,933
就是主播总是能有赢的这个地方

1556
01:01:54,933 --> 01:01:56,333
就有理由早退

1557
01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:58,766
哈哈哈有理由早退

1558
01:01:58,766 --> 01:01:59,899
然后这个今天

1559
01:01:59,900 --> 01:02:02,166
今天虽然迟到了但是我还是要早退啊

1560
01:02:02,166 --> 01:02:02,733
耽误不了

1561
01:02:02,733 --> 01:02:05,299
我早退正好收大米的话我还不好走

1562
01:02:05,300 --> 01:02:07,133
今天这正好就给大家一眼

1563
01:02:07,133 --> 01:02:09,066
一眼完了我就2个小时走了

1564
01:02:10,966 --> 01:02:12,533
群里是快400人了

1565
01:02:12,533 --> 01:02:14,166
群里面一直有人在退群啊

1566
01:02:14,166 --> 01:02:16,299
可能因为就是觉得吵

1567
01:02:16,300 --> 01:02:17,866
觉得比较吵呀之类的

1568
01:02:17,866 --> 01:02:18,866
我也不太清楚

1569
01:02:18,866 --> 01:02:19,666
这

1570
01:02:19,966 --> 01:02:22,066
四舍五入已经两团一建了

1571
01:02:22,066 --> 01:02:23,133
那不能这么算

1572
01:02:23,133 --> 01:02:26,666
那有些主播他那个见长群 1,000多个人

1573
01:02:26,666 --> 01:02:28,099
那你要这么说的话

1574
01:02:28,100 --> 01:02:30,766
他一共才3,000个粉丝团才1,000人

1575
01:02:30,766 --> 01:02:31,866
这个不是这么算的

1576
01:02:31,866 --> 01:02:33,599
而且我这个还有以前的那种

1577
01:02:33,600 --> 01:02:34,533
那个什么呀

1578
01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:37,933
什么QQ嗯什么QQ

1579
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:53,866
主播我妈今天新衣服发布

1580
01:02:53,866 --> 01:02:55,966
你能祝他狠狠收米吗

1581
01:02:56,666 --> 01:03:01,299
像你让主播来祝你你狠狠收米是吧

1582
01:03:01,500 --> 01:03:04,166
不是主播一场直播收63

1583
01:03:04,166 --> 01:03:06,666
祝你喜欢的主播狠狠收米是吧

1584
01:03:06,666 --> 01:03:07,466
这什么

1585
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:09,166
眉笔祝福是吧

1586
01:03:09,166 --> 01:03:11,766
能不能要点好的学点好的吧

1587
01:03:11,766 --> 01:03:15,066
等那个主播收这个营收好的时候

1588
01:03:15,066 --> 01:03:18,499
然后再再再再给别人发这个好的祝

1589
01:03:18,500 --> 01:03:19,133
福行不行

1590
01:03:19,133 --> 01:03:20,866
这主播营收都烂成这样了

1591
01:03:20,866 --> 01:03:22,666
还能助人收大米

1592
01:03:22,666 --> 01:03:23,333
我只能说

1593
01:03:23,333 --> 01:03:25,666
祝你喜欢的主播不像主播一样

1594
01:03:25,866 --> 01:03:28,299
不会早上收63块钱就行

1595
01:03:29,866 --> 01:03:31,899
哦a q哦

1596
01:03:32,866 --> 01:03:35,099
中间应该打一个u或者一个o

1597
01:03:35,166 --> 01:03:36,166
这样就很可爱

1598
01:03:36,166 --> 01:03:39,133
你看你今凌晨不收了大几万

1599
01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:42,333
天天就笑着迷哎

1600
01:03:48,166 --> 01:03:50,866
这不是整活了受到的

1601
01:03:50,900 --> 01:03:52,266
打完心态崩了

1602
01:03:52,266 --> 01:03:54,166
我都跟他说了我都跟他说了

1603
01:03:54,166 --> 01:03:55,933
我说那个什么你要是

1604
01:03:56,500 --> 01:03:57,600
之后你之后你之后

1605
01:03:57,600 --> 01:04:00,000
好了之后我把这钱打回去给你

1606
01:04:00,100 --> 01:04:01,533
我退回去给你

1607
01:04:02,900 --> 01:04:05,000
打完这米不算米是吧

1608
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:06,300
他心态崩了

1609
01:04:06,300 --> 01:04:09,400
这不是他在正常精神状态下打出来的

1610
01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:10,133
不知道他咋

1611
01:04:10,133 --> 01:04:11,733
咋回事心态忽然就崩了

1612
01:04:11,733 --> 01:04:14,133
然后竟然在这报不清消费

1613
01:04:19,666 --> 01:04:22,299
这种报复性消费的话主播是不提倡的

1614
01:04:22,300 --> 01:04:23,333
就是就是

1615
01:04:23,700 --> 01:04:25,933
对吧这个哥们明显不是

1616
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:28,166
会赶七夕节狂送礼物的人

1617
01:04:28,166 --> 01:04:29,933
一看就是心态崩了然后

1618
01:04:30,266 --> 01:04:30,499
然后

1619
01:04:30,500 --> 01:04:33,333
到时候等他现在好点可能还得弄弄弄

1620
01:04:33,333 --> 01:04:34,199
打回去给他

1621
01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:35,766
就这个这这个

1622
01:04:39,566 --> 01:04:42,199
谢谢玉白美青山的粉丝灯牌

1623
01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:45,300
没有好多年那个懂什么三七分成不是

1624
01:04:45,366 --> 01:04:45,999
你们要是

1625
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:48,266
就是现在贼笨的时候给我打的钱

1626
01:04:48,266 --> 01:04:50,266
然后就还好了一点

1627
01:04:50,266 --> 01:04:52,133
你跟我说我也可能我也可以

1628
01:04:52,133 --> 01:04:53,499
就是把收益给你打回去

1629
01:04:53,500 --> 01:04:55,333
前天我手上有流动资金啊

1630
01:04:55,333 --> 01:04:57,299
这这不好这不好

1631
01:04:57,300 --> 01:04:58,866
这个主播主播

1632
01:04:58,866 --> 01:04:59,933
主播不是那种

1633
01:04:59,933 --> 01:05:01,466
是添加PUA啊

1634
01:05:01,466 --> 01:05:04,133
或者说吵气氛的那种类型的主播

1635
01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:06,200
我也不是不是那种就是

1636
01:05:06,733 --> 01:05:09,366
就是收个大米对吧万中

1637
01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:12,800
这什么不顾礼义而受之啊

1638
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:15,000
万中与我合家焉对吧

1639
01:05:15,066 --> 01:05:17,366
主播这个啊这什么

1640
01:05:17,666 --> 01:05:20,733
一丹卤水吃两天然后这个那

1641
01:05:20,733 --> 01:05:24,333
个一一瓢可乐喝喝一喝开心一整天啊

1642
01:05:24,333 --> 01:05:25,866
主播不是这样的人

1643
01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:27,066
那玩意咋的

1644
01:05:27,066 --> 01:05:29,333
我不知道昨天他进来就是报复性消费

1645
01:05:30,366 --> 01:05:32,466
自己说的我哪知道他咋了

1646
01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:33,600
搞不好家里

1647
01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:34,500
家里催婚吗

1648
01:05:34,500 --> 01:05:36,000
家里催婚把心态搞炸了

1649
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:39,666
哈哈哈搞不好他也被家里现在说啊啊

1650
01:05:39,700 --> 01:05:40,933
什么什么啊

1651
01:05:40,933 --> 01:05:43,399
你看人家人家叉叉家的孩子啊

1652
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:44,300
三年抱俩

1653
01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:45,600
三年抱俩

1654
01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:46,900
昨天机长不也没有

1655
01:05:46,900 --> 01:05:48,133
没有机长机长机长

1656
01:05:48,133 --> 01:05:49,899
挺正常这样挺正常

1657
01:05:50,133 --> 01:05:52,533
我一时冲动给你上了个粉丝团

1658
01:05:52,866 --> 01:05:53,733
你一时冲动

1659
01:05:53,733 --> 01:05:56,066
连支配一块钱都都不能支配

1660
01:05:56,066 --> 01:05:56,466
是吧

1661
01:05:56,466 --> 01:05:58,933
我的天呐我受不了了主播主播主播

1662
01:05:58,933 --> 01:06:00,066
有点受不了

1663
01:06:01,766 --> 01:06:04,366
主要是挣挣多钱也不少对吧

1664
01:06:04,366 --> 01:06:05,866
太这有点太多了

1665
01:06:05,866 --> 01:06:07,666
要是这个打个两两千三

1666
01:06:07,666 --> 01:06:09,266
千的主播也就不过分

1667
01:06:09,266 --> 01:06:12,199
这这一打打打个打个五位数

1668
01:06:12,266 --> 01:06:13,466
挺挺吓人的

1669
01:06:18,133 --> 01:06:20,599
啊我好想今天没有直播内容

1670
01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:22,966
好想把我的草图贴出来给大家看一下

1671
01:06:22,966 --> 01:06:25,799
但是我真的我真的就不想再漏勺了

1672
01:06:25,800 --> 01:06:28,200
我这次真的不能再当大漏勺了

1673
01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:29,866
每次我新一发布之前

1674
01:06:29,866 --> 01:06:31,533
所有人都知道我新衣服长什么样

1675
01:06:31,533 --> 01:06:32,899
全世界只有我一个人不知道

1676
01:06:32,900 --> 01:06:35,733
成品牌大家都已经都已经全都知道了

1677
01:06:35,733 --> 01:06:36,899
只有我不知道

1678
01:06:37,166 --> 01:06:38,999
那为啥不上个总督呢

1679
01:06:39,100 --> 01:06:42,000
那个七夕礼物翻倍那个分翻倍

1680
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:43,933
他上总督的话他得

1681
01:06:46,500 --> 01:06:48,400
昨天有多少没卡到32

1682
01:06:48,400 --> 01:06:51,133
昨天那个两万4相当于四万8

1683
01:06:51,133 --> 01:06:54,533
上总部的话得上三个才有这样的份

1684
01:06:54,900 --> 01:06:56,966
三个总部的话那多少钱

1685
01:06:56,966 --> 01:06:58,366
那都5万多了

1686
01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:01,666
主播太无聊了

1687
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:05,500
要不然去陪陪小男友也也不是不行了

1688
01:07:05,500 --> 01:07:06,400
等会就下播了

1689
01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:07,200
要不是

1690
01:07:07,900 --> 01:07:08,700
不行

1691
01:07:09,333 --> 01:07:10,533
要点弹幕吧

1692
01:07:10,533 --> 01:07:11,599
大早上怎么都不爱

1693
01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:12,933
跟我说话呀

1694
01:07:12,966 --> 01:07:15,266
你们知不知道我真的很尴尬

1695
01:07:15,333 --> 01:07:16,699
我把天机禁言了

1696
01:07:16,700 --> 01:07:17,300
这一早上

1697
01:07:17,300 --> 01:07:19,466
弹幕还没我12月份这个弹幕多

1698
01:07:19,466 --> 01:07:20,533
主播一直在说

1699
01:07:20,533 --> 01:07:22,766
然后这都硬着头皮你知道吗

1700
01:07:22,766 --> 01:07:25,299
就眼睛都睁不开了我的天

1701
01:07:25,733 --> 01:07:28,666
哎掉点弹幕吧掉点弹幕吧

1702
01:07:28,900 --> 01:07:30,700
没办法主播牵着弹幕活

1703
01:07:30,700 --> 01:07:32,300
他没有弹幕活不下去了

1704
01:07:32,300 --> 01:07:33,100
没有没有

1705
01:07:33,266 --> 01:07:35,533
有钱我可以活因为我还有存款

1706
01:07:35,533 --> 01:07:37,366
但没有弹幕真的活不下去了

1707
01:07:37,366 --> 01:07:38,599
我就想下播

1708
01:07:38,766 --> 01:07:39,799
我受不了

1709
01:07:40,100 --> 01:07:42,600
他是主播精神状态不是小男友

1710
01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:43,800
去吧走吧走吧

1711
01:07:43,900 --> 01:07:45,000
主播辛苦了

1712
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:46,100
没事没事

1713
01:07:46,333 --> 01:07:48,333
实在不行的话我唱唱歌吧

1714
01:07:48,333 --> 01:07:49,699
实在不行咱们就一个小时

1715
01:07:49,700 --> 01:07:50,866
定个唱歌时间吧

1716
01:07:50,866 --> 01:07:53,966
好吧我把天津办了的话我就明天

1717
01:07:53,966 --> 01:07:55,666
明天弹幕难看的要命

1718
01:07:55,666 --> 01:07:58,566
你知道我以前两个小时播完1,400弹幕

1719
01:07:58,566 --> 01:07:59,266
没机器人

1720
01:07:59,266 --> 01:08:00,866
现在三个半小时

1721
01:08:00,933 --> 01:08:02,866
有时候也就2,000个弹幕

1722
01:08:02,866 --> 01:08:03,666
就是就是

1723
01:08:03,933 --> 01:08:06,566
观众越来越多弹幕越来越少你知道吗

1724
01:08:06,566 --> 01:08:07,766
就这种感觉可能

1725
01:08:08,733 --> 01:08:09,899
我也不知道为啥

1726
01:08:10,166 --> 01:08:12,499
可能是确实是我出了一些问题啊

1727
01:08:12,500 --> 01:08:14,500
我去自己等下播反思一下

1728
01:08:14,500 --> 01:08:16,900
可能我这个说话频率太高了

1729
01:08:17,900 --> 01:08:19,733
人际交往之间可能都是这样

1730
01:08:19,733 --> 01:08:21,966
如果有女生疯狂狂热的追求你

1731
01:08:21,966 --> 01:08:24,166
然后你就不冷不淡的去搭理他一下

1732
01:08:24,166 --> 01:08:25,799
然后他就能火力满满的话

1733
01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:26,100
可能

1734
01:08:26,100 --> 01:08:28,400
可能这样的女生你不会多跟他说话

1735
01:08:28,566 --> 01:08:30,099
但如果说那种很高冷的

1736
01:08:30,100 --> 01:08:31,500
偶尔跟你说一句话的女生

1737
01:08:31,500 --> 01:08:33,900
你为了追她你就得不停的去找话题

1738
01:08:33,933 --> 01:08:36,466
我是不是也得学一下怎么惜字如金

1739
01:08:36,466 --> 01:08:38,799
然后然后让弹幕不停的给我大家话

1740
01:08:38,800 --> 01:08:40,500
然后我就多念念大家弹幕

1741
01:08:40,533 --> 01:08:41,866
本来我是想的就是

1742
01:08:41,933 --> 01:08:43,333
不要把那个借到也好

1743
01:08:43,333 --> 01:08:44,566
不借到也好的那种

1744
01:08:44,566 --> 01:08:46,099
氛围搞的那么那个什么

1745
01:08:46,100 --> 01:08:48,666
因为都是念熟人弹幕的话感觉

1746
01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:51,500
这直播间有点太熟人社会了

1747
01:08:51,500 --> 01:08:52,800
这就不是很好

1748
01:08:53,133 --> 01:08:53,999
然后就是

1749
01:08:54,100 --> 01:08:55,600
不念熟人的弹幕的话

1750
01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:56,700
大家会觉得不开心

1751
01:08:56,700 --> 01:08:58,600
所以我尽量在不念弹幕的情况下

1752
01:08:58,600 --> 01:09:00,866
看看能不能表达大家的意思

1753
01:09:00,866 --> 01:09:02,366
我再继续往下说

1754
01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:03,933
但是说完了之后呢

1755
01:09:03,933 --> 01:09:05,766
发现大家还是没什么互动的感觉

1756
01:09:05,766 --> 01:09:08,133
所以我还是今天就多多多念念吧

1757
01:09:08,133 --> 01:09:09,199
多念念吧多念吧

1758
01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:10,300
哦哦

1759
01:09:10,900 --> 01:09:13,666
谢谢果实妙的乔治666

1760
01:09:13,933 --> 01:09:15,333
空中的爱你赶走

1761
01:09:15,333 --> 01:09:20,099
谢谢谢谢谢谢我超级谢谢果实妙的

1762
01:09:20,333 --> 01:09:21,199
博士庙的

1763
01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:22,266
呃呃呃

1764
01:09:22,700 --> 01:09:26,300
破费了破费谢谢博士庙的逃生药药呢

1765
01:09:26,466 --> 01:09:27,299
那不一样吧

1766
01:09:27,300 --> 01:09:29,266
只能说你不喜欢那个追你的女生

1767
01:09:29,266 --> 01:09:30,966
可是如果我是那个追你的女生

1768
01:09:30,966 --> 01:09:31,766
我怎么办呢

1769
01:09:31,766 --> 01:09:34,333
哈哈哈这还不是追你追你

1770
01:09:34,333 --> 01:09:35,366
放弃就放弃

1771
01:09:35,366 --> 01:09:38,199
我当主播了我得同时追所有人啊不对

1772
01:09:38,300 --> 01:09:39,400
这么说奇怪

1773
01:09:39,400 --> 01:09:41,466
我得同时跟所有人说话

1774
01:09:41,466 --> 01:09:42,966
然后我就就你不理

1775
01:09:42,966 --> 01:09:46,133
不理我我也不能放弃啊对吧我超疼

1776
01:09:46,133 --> 01:09:47,733
谢谢谢谢

1777
01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:50,766
哇谢谢来源的梦游仙境

1778
01:09:50,766 --> 01:09:53,533
早上好来源谢谢谢谢来源的梦游仙境

1779
01:09:53,533 --> 01:09:54,466
喵好等你啊

1780
01:09:54,466 --> 01:09:55,499
一个都没有

1781
01:09:55,533 --> 01:09:57,566
太破费了太破费了

1782
01:09:57,566 --> 01:10:00,099
我超级感谢感谢

1783
01:10:00,533 --> 01:10:01,933
感谢不离人

1784
01:10:01,966 --> 01:10:03,199
七夕节快乐

1785
01:10:04,133 --> 01:10:07,299
认知时代已经过去现在歌舞的版本了

1786
01:10:08,466 --> 01:10:09,999
查询两仪式的

1787
01:10:10,166 --> 01:10:14,066
亲爹和妈妈的这个见长数量查询一下

1788
01:10:14,566 --> 01:10:16,099
歌舞是有版本

1789
01:10:16,100 --> 01:10:18,200
但认知时代永远过不去

1790
01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:20,366
认知的时代永远过不去

1791
01:10:20,766 --> 01:10:22,299
看歌看舞

1792
01:10:23,466 --> 01:10:26,966
真看感觉不如内语偶像不如韩团

1793
01:10:26,966 --> 01:10:27,766
不如这个

1794
01:10:28,366 --> 01:10:31,466
整齐度不如这个日系48人齐跳啊

1795
01:10:31,466 --> 01:10:32,966
这个主打一个认知度啊

1796
01:10:32,966 --> 01:10:35,666
好吧就是认知度永远有市场的

1797
01:10:36,666 --> 01:10:38,199
你今天感觉没睡醒

1798
01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:40,066
一边吃开封菜一边发弹幕

1799
01:10:40,066 --> 01:10:41,499
帮我吃个那什么

1800
01:10:41,500 --> 01:10:42,300
帮我吃个蛋挞

1801
01:10:42,300 --> 01:10:43,566
我今天就是没睡醒

1802
01:10:43,566 --> 01:10:45,199
我今天吃药了其实

1803
01:10:45,533 --> 01:10:46,766
我今天吃药了

1804
01:10:46,900 --> 01:10:48,100
这个这个我怕

1805
01:10:48,100 --> 01:10:50,133
我怕明天早上办事起不来

1806
01:10:50,133 --> 01:10:52,466
我吃药了那个我去那个

1807
01:10:52,533 --> 01:10:54,466
我吃了个那个褪黑素来着

1808
01:10:54,466 --> 01:10:56,299
然后觉没醒我就来了

1809
01:10:56,566 --> 01:10:58,066
晚上又没睡好

1810
01:10:58,066 --> 01:10:58,266
对

1811
01:10:58,266 --> 01:11:00,799
我就强行把这时差倒过来了你知道吧

1812
01:11:00,800 --> 01:11:02,066
欢迎然爷嗯

1813
01:11:06,333 --> 01:11:07,099
是男人的梦游

1814
01:11:07,100 --> 01:11:08,400
先救喵我宠我

1815
01:11:08,400 --> 01:11:10,300
梦小燕你好

1816
01:11:10,300 --> 01:11:12,266
你好上网就是为了等你

1817
01:11:12,266 --> 01:11:13,066
喵

1818
01:11:13,533 --> 01:11:14,333
你好

1819
01:11:15,066 --> 01:11:16,866
你会一脚把你踹开

1820
01:11:16,866 --> 01:11:18,133
那你能不能换棍啊

1821
01:11:18,133 --> 01:11:20,266
别在主播直播间赖着不走好吗

1822
01:11:20,266 --> 01:11:21,999
别在我这赖着不走好吗

1823
01:11:22,733 --> 01:11:24,333
八月不打米活动失败

1824
01:11:24,333 --> 01:11:26,799
可恶孤乖七夕大家都一样的

1825
01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:27,533
大家都一样

1826
01:11:27,533 --> 01:11:30,133
你看我直播间185个人呢都一样的

1827
01:11:30,133 --> 01:11:32,066
来吧来吧别急

1828
01:11:32,333 --> 01:11:34,533
今天七夕所以是七月是吧

1829
01:11:34,533 --> 01:11:36,066
永远过不去的七月了

1830
01:11:36,066 --> 01:11:37,999
这下这下七月一直在回响

1831
01:11:39,300 --> 01:11:40,166
真难怪了

1832
01:11:40,166 --> 01:11:41,366
我吃了个药的

1833
01:11:41,366 --> 01:11:43,666
但是就是我的语速也没有影响

1834
01:11:43,666 --> 01:11:44,599
我只是就是你

1835
01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:47,300
不你觉得我眼睛有点睁不开而已

1836
01:11:51,866 --> 01:11:53,166
我眼睛有点睁不开

1837
01:11:53,166 --> 01:11:54,733
但是我的语速啊这

1838
01:11:54,733 --> 01:11:56,733
可能语调有点撑起来有点困

1839
01:11:56,733 --> 01:12:00,133
困着啊但是语速这类人没太受影响

1840
01:12:00,133 --> 01:12:02,333
因为这个嘴跟大脑众所周知

1841
01:12:02,333 --> 01:12:05,066
不是不是长在同一个人身上的

1842
01:12:05,066 --> 01:12:07,533
哈哈哈他不是长在同一个人身上的

1843
01:12:07,533 --> 01:12:08,666
所以没关系你

1844
01:12:08,666 --> 01:12:10,566
其实这个也跟手机面部有关系

1845
01:12:10,566 --> 01:12:11,599
手机离太远了

1846
01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:13,733
他看不到我眼睛睁大大的

1847
01:12:14,333 --> 01:12:15,499
8月才循环

1848
01:12:15,533 --> 01:12:16,499
7月才循环

1849
01:12:16,500 --> 01:12:17,866
也没有呢

1850
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:19,466
啊怎么了

1851
01:12:19,466 --> 01:12:20,766
主播说话点点亮

1852
01:12:20,766 --> 01:12:22,799
谢谢小石子老师的比克拉

1853
01:12:22,866 --> 01:12:24,766
小石子老师七夕快乐

1854
01:12:24,766 --> 01:12:27,333
谢谢小石子你埃里克周庙

1855
01:12:27,333 --> 01:12:30,466
埃里克周庙主播说话带点慵懒

1856
01:12:30,466 --> 01:12:31,733
这不困吗

1857
01:12:31,766 --> 01:12:33,199
这不还是困吗

1858
01:12:33,200 --> 01:12:34,566
哈哈哈

1859
01:12:34,566 --> 01:12:37,366
别急晚上再看看是不是都七夕去了

1860
01:12:37,366 --> 01:12:41,166
早上没人看我晚上我就不来看你们

1861
01:12:41,166 --> 01:12:43,733
哈哈哈主播报复心理一直都很强

1862
01:12:43,733 --> 01:12:44,533
哈哈哈

1863
01:12:44,933 --> 01:12:47,466
主播报复心理有好像8月循环

1864
01:12:47,466 --> 01:12:49,733
是开端吧是开端吧

1865
01:12:49,733 --> 01:12:50,733
欢迎小天

1866
01:12:50,933 --> 01:12:53,099
那个什么那个呃

1867
01:12:53,533 --> 01:12:56,933
放弃规则和那个什么调查中是吧

1868
01:12:58,666 --> 01:13:00,133
是不是调查中人

1869
01:13:02,533 --> 01:13:04,166
说话不爱张嘴

1870
01:13:04,166 --> 01:13:05,366
是这样的

1871
01:13:05,466 --> 01:13:08,566
困练功哦是练功呀

1872
01:13:08,566 --> 01:13:12,366
对不起其实主播晚上不播是吧

1873
01:13:12,666 --> 01:13:16,733
没有报复直播我当然不会报复直播

1874
01:13:17,166 --> 01:13:19,566
报复直播折磨的不还是我自己吗

1875
01:13:19,566 --> 01:13:20,899
这种心态是不对的

1876
01:13:20,900 --> 01:13:22,500
欢迎柯基小奶狗

1877
01:13:24,200 --> 01:13:26,533
漫无止境的八月凉过

1878
01:13:26,966 --> 01:13:29,366
四月是你的谎言

1879
01:13:29,533 --> 01:13:31,799
还有漫无止境的八月二二七月

1880
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:34,966
每个月份都有自己独特的含义是吧

1881
01:13:35,066 --> 01:13:36,866
我不知道数学怎么写

1882
01:13:36,866 --> 01:13:38,799
但我会算这个原始的原始

1883
01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:41,133
我不知道怎么又开始原始了啊

1884
01:13:41,133 --> 01:13:42,599
我不知道那个语文

1885
01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:44,466
但我会写原始这两个字

1886
01:13:44,466 --> 01:13:46,733
我历史不好但我知道礼乐

1887
01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:48,133
几千年的文化

1888
01:13:48,400 --> 01:13:51,400
这个这个什么这样的烟烟也好可爱

1889
01:13:51,400 --> 01:13:52,566
就没睡醒吗

1890
01:13:52,566 --> 01:13:53,366
欢迎

1891
01:13:54,166 --> 01:13:56,733
这是舔药的高仿吗啊

1892
01:14:00,466 --> 01:14:02,399
这舔药的高仿吧

1893
01:14:05,100 --> 01:14:08,566
什么叫上统计啊统什么统计啊停停停

1894
01:14:09,666 --> 01:14:12,366
不是我是知道有一个二次元的那种

1895
01:14:12,366 --> 01:14:14,066
什么我历史学的不好

1896
01:14:14,066 --> 01:14:15,299
但我一直记得

1897
01:14:15,300 --> 01:14:17,466
什么什么动画片里面的那种啊

1898
01:14:17,466 --> 01:14:19,333
什么我生物学的不好

1899
01:14:19,333 --> 01:14:21,499
但是我一直记得什么那种那种

1900
01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:21,900
但是

1901
01:14:21,900 --> 01:14:24,533
但是就是我记不清那个应该怎么说

1902
01:14:24,533 --> 01:14:25,333
你知道吧

1903
01:14:25,366 --> 01:14:28,099
主播说话已经肉眼可见的神志不清

1904
01:14:28,100 --> 01:14:30,133
我就是懒得张嘴而已

1905
01:14:30,166 --> 01:14:33,466
我困不是我懒得张嘴

1906
01:14:33,466 --> 01:14:34,966
什么钱呀我看到

1907
01:14:34,966 --> 01:14:37,099
了一个带着两个

1908
01:14:37,100 --> 01:14:38,466
两个那个什么的

1909
01:14:38,466 --> 01:14:40,466
就七夕哪个微博播的统计

1910
01:14:40,666 --> 01:14:42,999
没人没人统计我呀

1911
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:46,166
没人认识我他们都不觉得我是微

1912
01:14:46,166 --> 01:14:49,133
什么微哪个微最钢版

1913
01:14:49,133 --> 01:14:51,733
哪个微给别人上键涨的最多

1914
01:14:51,800 --> 01:14:55,466
哪个微这个这个7 季节直播没直播

1915
01:14:55,466 --> 01:14:56,599
哪个节情人

1916
01:14:56,600 --> 01:14:59,166
哪个v情人节请假什么什么的

1917
01:14:59,333 --> 01:15:00,966
都不统计我

1918
01:15:00,966 --> 01:15:02,299
我只能在v圈

1919
01:15:02,300 --> 01:15:04,266
这节目里面只有两仪式

1920
01:15:04,266 --> 01:15:06,799
跟那个统计流水的带我玩

1921
01:15:06,800 --> 01:15:08,766
别人都不觉得我是v啊

1922
01:15:08,766 --> 01:15:09,966
为什么呀

1923
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:13,400
都怪咽炎人哈哈都怪咽炎人

1924
01:15:13,400 --> 01:15:15,533
要是咽炎人一个人能给我

1925
01:15:15,533 --> 01:15:16,799
也一百个人

1926
01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:18,333
我怎么会这样

1927
01:15:18,333 --> 01:15:22,399
哈哈哈我不知道这就是底边吧

1928
01:15:22,400 --> 01:15:25,166
我都在那个签约v群里面了

1929
01:15:25,166 --> 01:15:27,599
然后人家群有做一个统计

1930
01:15:27,600 --> 01:15:29,966
微哪个人见长最多的

1931
01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:33,933
然后统计见长最多的那个节目

1932
01:15:33,966 --> 01:15:35,599
我当时还说话了

1933
01:15:35,600 --> 01:15:38,200
人家根本看都没看我一眼

1934
01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:39,700
根本没问我

1935
01:15:39,700 --> 01:15:41,500
哈哈我就很尴尬

1936
01:15:41,533 --> 01:15:44,399
我也不能自己去凑上去说吧

1937
01:15:44,400 --> 01:15:46,000
那也太尴尬了

1938
01:15:47,300 --> 01:15:48,400
欢迎刷刷

1939
01:15:48,866 --> 01:15:50,699
中午好燕子

1940
01:15:50,700 --> 01:15:52,400
这波看出来粉丝有多少

1941
01:15:52,400 --> 01:15:54,866
有对象有没有可能他只是装就是

1942
01:15:55,200 --> 01:15:57,933
刻意不看我假装他有对象呢

1943
01:15:57,933 --> 01:15:59,699
哎呀就大家都放置

1944
01:15:59,700 --> 01:16:02,100
放置我我一直都知道的你知道吗

1945
01:16:02,100 --> 01:16:03,166
欢迎凌暮云烟

1946
01:16:03,166 --> 01:16:03,966
中午好

1947
01:16:04,066 --> 01:16:07,399
但放置我我一直都知道的欢迎陶天啊

1948
01:16:07,800 --> 01:16:09,466
别急就得厚脸皮

1949
01:16:09,466 --> 01:16:10,266
那对了

1950
01:16:10,300 --> 01:16:13,266
是我要是有义气不在你的这个结尾

1951
01:16:13,300 --> 01:16:16,666
让阿香来帮我说吧让阿香帮我说吧

1952
01:16:16,666 --> 01:16:20,466
你的这个呃你的你的呃

1953
01:16:22,133 --> 01:16:23,266
我我不行

1954
01:16:23,266 --> 01:16:26,966
我命令你360小时每天都在看我的直播

1955
01:16:26,966 --> 01:16:28,466
然后给我疯狂的捡

1956
01:16:28,466 --> 01:16:30,466
一起米燕高能时刻出来

1957
01:16:30,466 --> 01:16:32,966
你快点我就要厚脸皮了

1958
01:16:32,966 --> 01:16:34,066
快你快

1959
01:16:34,800 --> 01:16:35,533
我音乐不

1960
01:16:35,533 --> 01:16:37,133
好但我会唱说爱你

1961
01:16:37,133 --> 01:16:39,199
我文笔不好但我会写小作文

1962
01:16:39,200 --> 01:16:42,400
我历史不好但我记得二指

1963
01:16:42,766 --> 01:16:44,799
不能再往下说了是吧

1964
01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:46,333
我我数学不好

1965
01:16:46,333 --> 01:16:49,599
但是我会算万千要多少个团推是吧

1966
01:16:49,600 --> 01:16:50,733
你这什么呀

1967
01:16:52,466 --> 01:16:54,899
是下集都正片了啊

1968
01:16:54,900 --> 01:16:56,366
我还有正片呀

1969
01:16:56,366 --> 01:16:57,766
谢谢谢谢

1970
01:16:57,800 --> 01:16:59,866
不是我要全部的正片

1971
01:16:59,866 --> 01:17:02,366
我要你剪一个5分钟的米燕高能时刻

1972
01:17:02,366 --> 01:17:05,966
然后封面放上碳水星同冰糖

1973
01:17:06,366 --> 01:17:07,699
恩恩手优异

1974
01:17:07,733 --> 01:17:08,699
然后给我引流

1975
01:17:08,700 --> 01:17:10,133
点进去一看全是米呀

1976
01:17:10,133 --> 01:17:12,533
我要这样反正跟主播没关系

1977
01:17:12,533 --> 01:17:13,999
我我要上你的节目

1978
01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:16,466
你不是说厚脸皮才有出路吗

1979
01:17:16,466 --> 01:17:19,166
你快点你放上你爹这个糖9下

1980
01:17:19,166 --> 01:17:21,533
跟你的你的妈妈纪诺尔

1981
01:17:21,533 --> 01:17:22,933
然后给我引流

1982
01:17:22,933 --> 01:17:25,299
快快不行我受不了了

1983
01:17:25,300 --> 01:17:27,533
我已经这种底边的日子已经过

1984
01:17:27,533 --> 01:17:28,533
过的不行了

1985
01:17:28,533 --> 01:17:29,999
我要开始发癫了

1986
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:33,200
哈哈哈我要开始发癫见了

1987
01:17:33,200 --> 01:17:35,900
然后你写一个这个v圈大乱斗

1988
01:17:35,900 --> 01:17:38,566
两仪式精华5分钟纯详剪辑版

1989
01:17:38,566 --> 01:17:40,399
点进去一看都是米艳米啊

1990
01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:42,666
在那唱死逼的好吧

1991
01:17:42,700 --> 01:17:43,500
没问题吧

1992
01:17:43,500 --> 01:17:46,133
主外是失心风这段有什么能用的

1993
01:17:46,166 --> 01:17:48,366
只能说底边想火想疯了

1994
01:17:48,366 --> 01:17:50,099
没有就当我在说梦话吧

1995
01:17:50,100 --> 01:17:52,800
我今天说话有点有点没什么把握

1996
01:17:52,800 --> 01:17:53,766
就是就是

1997
01:17:54,466 --> 01:17:57,666
隔在我心里的那道墙而不是心之壁啊

1998
01:17:57,666 --> 01:17:59,366
就是拦着自己不要

1999
01:17:59,366 --> 01:18:01,733
太暴露抽象本质的那道墙

2000
01:18:01,733 --> 01:18:03,599
今天因为墙没睡醒

2001
01:18:03,600 --> 01:18:04,733
然后就有点

2002
01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:05,166
有点

2003
01:18:05,166 --> 01:18:07,933
这个抽象的言语像奔涌的洪流一样

2004
01:18:07,933 --> 01:18:09,899
不知不觉从我的嘴里面流出来

2005
01:18:09,900 --> 01:18:10,700
我不知道为什么

2006
01:18:10,700 --> 01:18:12,866
你你要毁了这个家吗

2007
01:18:12,866 --> 01:18:15,166
没关系结晶女妖的能力对吧

2008
01:18:15,166 --> 01:18:17,466
万向天隐隐完了之后

2009
01:18:17,466 --> 01:18:20,399
这个能接受的都都都都结晶

2010
01:18:20,466 --> 01:18:23,933
都都成年人接受不了的就都都不看了

2011
01:18:23,933 --> 01:18:25,099
好吧都不看

2012
01:18:26,500 --> 01:18:29,800
多加泰哥你学学林迪看看人家切片

2013
01:18:29,900 --> 01:18:32,333
切片说我是加拿大新v啊

2014
01:18:32,333 --> 01:18:33,699
尽显引流本色

2015
01:18:33,700 --> 01:18:35,166
那泰哥打的啊

2016
01:18:35,166 --> 01:18:38,266
打星奶铃猫雷坑你打的

2017
01:18:38,266 --> 01:18:39,766
他腿打的是谁

2018
01:18:39,766 --> 01:18:40,599
冬雪莲

2019
01:18:40,766 --> 01:18:42,999
看人家的泰哥打的五花八门的

2020
01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:45,733
不像你老老实实的捡谁就打谁

2021
01:18:45,733 --> 01:18:47,266
整点流量不好吗

2022
01:18:47,333 --> 01:18:50,333
那他们做切片还打原神泰哥呢对吧

2023
01:18:50,333 --> 01:18:52,299
只要你成功了没有人说你

2024
01:18:52,300 --> 01:18:54,566
哈哈哈永远结晶

2025
01:19:02,100 --> 01:19:03,000
这个周杰伦

2026
01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:05,566
因为我已经见过a s咖啡同学了

2027
01:19:05,566 --> 01:19:06,499
你是不是要我死

2028
01:19:06,500 --> 01:19:07,600
你看我要死了

2029
01:19:11,333 --> 01:19:13,899
听不懂我开玩笑的开玩笑的

2030
01:19:13,900 --> 01:19:15,300
大家你别给我剪出来

2031
01:19:15,300 --> 01:19:18,366
我开玩笑的我就是随便随便说说

2032
01:19:18,366 --> 01:19:19,899
你看我眼睛都睁不开了

2033
01:19:19,900 --> 01:19:20,733
说梦话呀

2034
01:19:20,733 --> 01:19:22,499
小孩不懂是乱说的

2035
01:19:22,533 --> 01:19:24,466
小孩子不懂是随便说的

2036
01:19:24,466 --> 01:19:27,066
国王排名e o e a手

2037
01:19:27,066 --> 01:19:30,066
冬雪莲涌出塔菲英雄联盟

2038
01:19:30,533 --> 01:19:32,199
这些爱来自家乡啊

2039
01:19:32,200 --> 01:19:33,766
家人们爱来自家乡

2040
01:19:33,766 --> 01:19:36,066
刚才这段放国民时刻才合适

2041
01:19:36,066 --> 01:19:38,799
米叶面瑞平国民时刻不敢吵

2042
01:19:38,800 --> 01:19:40,300
不能吵不会吵

2043
01:19:40,300 --> 01:19:44,100
哈哈哈米燕米亚瑞平国民高能时刻

2044
01:19:44,100 --> 01:19:45,700
不敢不能不会吵

2045
01:19:45,700 --> 01:19:47,366
是吧这个让我来让我来

2046
01:19:47,366 --> 01:19:49,099
当国民高能时刻的运营

2047
01:19:49,100 --> 01:19:51,666
一定把这个节目带着走向巅峰啊

2048
01:19:51,933 --> 01:19:54,666
然后就往七七里面都塞我的私货

2049
01:19:54,666 --> 01:19:56,466
什么时候能塞我唱歌呀

2050
01:19:56,566 --> 01:19:59,133
姑姑你要早都塞过两千两千唱歌

2051
01:19:59,133 --> 01:20:00,933
你什么时候塞给我唱歌进去

2052
01:20:00,933 --> 01:20:01,933
让人打打打

2053
01:20:01,933 --> 01:20:02,699
吓人一跳

2054
01:20:02,700 --> 01:20:06,066
哎已经1减3主播等清算呢

2055
01:20:06,166 --> 01:20:08,499
你只有清算我的时候才带我的牌子

2056
01:20:08,500 --> 01:20:09,300
是吧

2057
01:20:09,533 --> 01:20:12,999
一家人捅刀捅的最狠我真受不了

2058
01:20:15,700 --> 01:20:17,700
i haven't been a part of

2059
01:20:18,066 --> 01:20:21,899
all you've been caught too long i've been changed just

2060
01:20:22,733 --> 01:20:23,533
for

2061
01:20:23,900 --> 01:20:27,266
走向巅峰对吧主播已经走向巅峰了

2062
01:20:27,733 --> 01:20:29,499
不是主要就是就是

2063
01:20:29,500 --> 01:20:33,166
这两天确实是看到了一些这个就是嗯

2064
01:20:33,400 --> 01:20:36,900
乱屏乱吵的然后老挨骂的

2065
01:20:36,900 --> 01:20:39,100
千万别给我剪出来我不想挨骂

2066
01:20:39,100 --> 01:20:41,166
我比起火我更不想挨骂

2067
01:20:41,166 --> 01:20:44,133
我就躲在主播的这个直播间里面

2068
01:20:44,133 --> 01:20:45,866
然后躲在这个可可里面

2069
01:20:45,866 --> 01:20:47,399
每天开开心心的啊

2070
01:20:47,566 --> 01:20:49,966
来我来我直播间都喜欢我

2071
01:20:49,966 --> 01:20:51,099
然后咱们就行了

2072
01:20:51,100 --> 01:20:51,900
就不用

2073
01:20:51,900 --> 01:20:54,366
不用不用让我剪出去让我挨骂了

2074
01:20:54,366 --> 01:20:56,499
不用整这大的那啥了

2075
01:20:56,500 --> 01:20:58,800
别天隐了天驾驭不住呀

2076
01:20:59,333 --> 01:21:00,566
这天引对吧

2077
01:21:00,566 --> 01:21:03,333
这3万粉大家一看啊3万粉里面

2078
01:21:03,666 --> 01:21:05,166
同比来说还不错

2079
01:21:05,166 --> 01:21:07,733
我引到30万那就泯然众人了

2080
01:21:07,733 --> 01:21:10,366
你别给我引你引完了之后我不好处理

2081
01:21:10,366 --> 01:21:12,933
好吧这个基础还没打实呢

2082
01:21:12,933 --> 01:21:15,066
不能吞服丹药强行升级

2083
01:21:15,066 --> 01:21:17,066
否则这个气息虚浮

2084
01:21:17,066 --> 01:21:19,466
脚步凌乱然后一步三倒

2085
01:21:19,466 --> 01:21:20,499
这个这个这个

2086
01:21:20,533 --> 01:21:22,999
主播的休闲生涯就被你毁了

2087
01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:26,400
只能说洗经发髓然后转世重开

2088
01:21:26,400 --> 01:21:29,400
然后然后然后重新积累一个那个

2089
01:21:29,466 --> 01:21:32,066
从寂静灵魂里面积累一个这个

2090
01:21:32,066 --> 01:21:33,166
东胜大圆满

2091
01:21:33,166 --> 01:21:34,299
再冲击进去

2092
01:21:34,300 --> 01:21:35,100
这个这个

2093
01:21:35,200 --> 01:21:36,533
千箭之气不足

2094
01:21:36,533 --> 01:21:38,199
说什么了我在哈哈哈

2095
01:21:39,500 --> 01:21:41,100
感冒早上好

2096
01:21:41,100 --> 01:21:42,466
然后胡言胡乱语呢

2097
01:21:42,466 --> 01:21:44,166
好像今天有点就我一

2098
01:21:44,200 --> 01:21:46,300
我一睡不醒我就胡言乱语

2099
01:21:46,300 --> 01:21:47,000
你们知道吧

2100
01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:48,100
说话就没什么

2101
01:21:48,100 --> 01:21:50,466
没什么那个那什么就很跳跃

2102
01:21:50,466 --> 01:21:52,966
大家这都是因为ADHD啊

2103
01:21:52,966 --> 01:21:55,566
成年人的ADHD有的时候就表现的

2104
01:21:55,666 --> 01:21:56,666
过于自信

2105
01:21:56,666 --> 01:21:59,066
然后滔滔不绝侃侃而谈

2106
01:21:59,066 --> 01:22:02,399
然后这个就就很容易打断别人说话

2107
01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:03,700
沉浸在自己的思维里

2108
01:22:03,700 --> 01:22:05,333
说一句话跳个三步

2109
01:22:05,333 --> 01:22:07,099
然后思维发展能力很强

2110
01:22:07,400 --> 01:22:09,400
我其实有些事去利用这个东西但

2111
01:22:09,400 --> 01:22:10,333
是不得不说

2112
01:22:10,333 --> 01:22:13,199
还是说给大家可能带来了一些问题吧

2113
01:22:13,200 --> 01:22:16,266
有一些ADHD的表现就是不爱说话

2114
01:22:16,266 --> 01:22:17,766
然后说话支离破碎的

2115
01:22:17,766 --> 01:22:19,399
我说话不但不支离破碎

2116
01:22:19,400 --> 01:22:21,366
我说话还非常的连贯

2117
01:22:21,366 --> 01:22:23,899
就说太多了有点有点不太好

2118
01:22:23,900 --> 01:22:27,100
我知道但是我有点我有点控制不了

2119
01:22:27,100 --> 01:22:28,400
谢谢谢谢大家

2120
01:22:28,500 --> 01:22:29,733
谢谢肖林的牛蛙

2121
01:22:29,733 --> 01:22:30,966
感谢支持呀

2122
01:22:31,166 --> 01:22:33,333
嗯谢谢水月似的粉丝

2123
01:22:33,333 --> 01:22:34,733
灯牌太破费了

2124
01:22:34,733 --> 01:22:36,766
怎么还没13-14很急很急

2125
01:22:36,766 --> 01:22:39,966
别着急我看主播有冲击斗地的潜力

2126
01:22:39,966 --> 01:22:43,599
就冲击斗地也不能说冲击斗地还得去

2127
01:22:44,133 --> 01:22:45,133
呃这个这个

2128
01:22:45,133 --> 01:22:47,933
跟别人一起修修炼的主播是终极斗地

2129
01:22:47,933 --> 01:22:50,166
自己在家闭门然后闭门300年

2130
01:22:50,166 --> 01:22:51,333
出来就成斗地了

2131
01:22:51,333 --> 01:22:52,599
哪有这么简单

2132
01:22:52,933 --> 01:22:54,366
刚才那首叫啥

2133
01:22:54,366 --> 01:22:58,466
叫喝壁但是他就有很多这个歌哎

2134
01:22:58,466 --> 01:22:59,999
主播ADHD是什么

2135
01:23:00,166 --> 01:23:01,266
多动倾向

2136
01:23:03,066 --> 01:23:04,166
多动倾向

2137
01:23:04,366 --> 01:23:06,933
欢迎夜见哥哥5号梦中直播

2138
01:23:06,933 --> 01:23:08,899
今天就梦中直播胡言乱语了

2139
01:23:08,900 --> 01:23:10,733
今天有点像做梦的感觉

2140
01:23:11,300 --> 01:23:14,166
成年的这个ADHD确实确实有问题

2141
01:23:14,166 --> 01:23:15,399
欢迎诡计大叔

2142
01:23:15,600 --> 01:23:17,100
别挣到天地了

2143
01:23:17,100 --> 01:23:19,700
要能挣到天地我至于坐在这里

2144
01:23:20,000 --> 01:23:21,500
我至于坐在这里对吧

2145
01:23:21,500 --> 01:23:23,300
给大家念来念去的

2146
01:23:23,300 --> 01:23:25,066
我现在就开始开板唱歌

2147
01:23:25,066 --> 01:23:26,499
反正反正那什么

2148
01:23:26,500 --> 01:23:29,333
一般来说独自闭关修炼都是老妖怪

2149
01:23:30,066 --> 01:23:32,533
啊可是我只有17岁零5个月

2150
01:23:34,200 --> 01:23:38,400
烟天地逆火第三师我说的逆火第三师

2151
01:23:38,400 --> 01:23:40,166
逆火第三师对不起大家了

2152
01:23:40,166 --> 01:23:42,966
这个号其实不是我的那个那个证

2153
01:23:42,966 --> 01:23:45,099
但是我也不打算换号了

2154
01:23:45,166 --> 01:23:46,899
因为我现在在换号的话

2155
01:23:46,900 --> 01:23:48,200
虽然方便我自己啊

2156
01:23:48,200 --> 01:23:50,200
但大家养的牌子全废了

2157
01:23:50,400 --> 01:23:53,400
什么总多什么31啊对吧

2158
01:23:53,466 --> 01:23:56,499
马上的这个这个天顶的32全废了

2159
01:23:56,500 --> 01:23:58,000
天顶上辈子已经废了一

2160
01:23:58,000 --> 01:24:00,700
个27级的接近28的糯米球了

2161
01:24:00,733 --> 01:24:02,666
这辈子再废一个32级的

2162
01:24:02,666 --> 01:24:03,766
这个阴烟人

2163
01:24:03,766 --> 01:24:05,799
下辈子估计一次就是没他了

2164
01:24:05,800 --> 01:24:06,300
你知道吧

2165
01:24:06,300 --> 01:24:07,333
就没他了

2166
01:24:11,200 --> 01:24:13,866
主播有点a d h d不显得奇怪

2167
01:24:13,866 --> 01:24:16,266
也不能说是那什么只能说双刃剑啊

2168
01:24:16,266 --> 01:24:17,866
经典双刃剑理论来

2169
01:24:17,866 --> 01:24:18,766
这个呃

2170
01:24:18,766 --> 01:24:21,399
a d h d对于主播来说确实双刃剑的

2171
01:24:21,400 --> 01:24:22,933
那种挺多的

2172
01:24:23,000 --> 01:24:24,400
之前那为什么换呀

2173
01:24:24,400 --> 01:24:26,066
被黑心工会扣了

2174
01:24:26,400 --> 01:24:30,133
我是他们工会的台柱子一个小破工会

2175
01:24:30,200 --> 01:24:34,100
然后吃着资源的人流水没有主播 1/2多

2176
01:24:34,100 --> 01:24:35,300
我说你能不能给我点

2177
01:24:35,300 --> 01:24:36,600
你别让他天天摁吃

2178
01:24:36,600 --> 01:24:38,866
搬着让他摁吃天马卡了

2179
01:24:38,933 --> 01:24:41,266
你一天给他100流量一个月给我100

2180
01:24:41,266 --> 01:24:43,099
然后最后最后算出来钱

2181
01:24:43,100 --> 01:24:44,500
我比他多挣了一倍

2182
01:24:44,533 --> 01:24:45,966
你说你是不是傻逼啊

2183
01:24:45,966 --> 01:24:48,099
公会可人家是我们签约主播呀

2184
01:24:48,100 --> 01:24:49,266
你不跟我签合同

2185
01:24:49,333 --> 01:24:50,666
我说你现在都这样了

2186
01:24:50,666 --> 01:24:52,366
你指望我跟你签合同是吧

2187
01:24:52,366 --> 01:24:53,866
你会不会销售呀

2188
01:24:54,100 --> 01:24:56,866
这个你美容院当然是说姐你真漂亮

2189
01:24:56,866 --> 01:24:58,333
今天气色又好了

2190
01:24:58,333 --> 01:25:01,066
欢迎雪花你你今天气色又好了

2191
01:25:01,066 --> 01:25:03,699
姐然后这个买我们产品会更好

2192
01:25:03,700 --> 01:25:05,133
让我们让你好好休息休息

2193
01:25:05,133 --> 01:25:06,599
焕发这个心姿啊

2194
01:25:06,600 --> 01:25:07,666
发现你的美

2195
01:25:07,700 --> 01:25:09,466
你在那说姐你可真磕碜

2196
01:25:09,466 --> 01:25:11,299
这满脸都是痘脸都烂了吧

2197
01:25:11,300 --> 01:25:12,566
快来买买我们产品吧

2198
01:25:12,566 --> 01:25:14,966
谁去啊神经病你PUA我是吧

2199
01:25:15,166 --> 01:25:18,099
然后工会说那个你要是不行你就180天

2200
01:25:18,100 --> 01:25:19,300
我说那我就180天

2201
01:25:19,300 --> 01:25:20,933
反正你们少赚钱跟我没关系

2202
01:25:20,933 --> 01:25:22,099
反正我我我有

2203
01:25:22,166 --> 01:25:22,999
我有主业的

2204
01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:24,900
我走了你们工会差不多要倒闭了

2205
01:25:25,066 --> 01:25:27,266
哈哈哈不是我说的话有点狠

2206
01:25:27,266 --> 01:25:29,066
但是他们真的就是就是

2207
01:25:29,300 --> 01:25:30,700
很恶心你知道吧

2208
01:25:31,500 --> 01:25:33,266
要不实力不允许高低整个未

2209
01:25:33,266 --> 01:25:35,166
成年退款你连款都没打

2210
01:25:35,200 --> 01:25:36,000
你连款都没打

2211
01:25:36,000 --> 01:25:37,466
你怎么未成年退款

2212
01:25:38,266 --> 01:25:39,466
上一次就叫米燕

2213
01:25:39,466 --> 01:25:41,333
行不更名坐不改姓啊

2214
01:25:41,666 --> 01:25:43,066
行不更名坐不改姓

2215
01:25:43,066 --> 01:25:43,933
我就叫米燕

2216
01:25:43,933 --> 01:25:46,099
没换过名字我就叫这个名字

2217
01:25:46,600 --> 01:25:48,666
这是就是加了个后缀而已

2218
01:25:48,666 --> 01:25:49,999
就没啥差别啊

2219
01:25:50,266 --> 01:25:51,599
没啥对不起别人的

2220
01:25:51,600 --> 01:25:54,100
所以我也我也不打算换名字呢

2221
01:25:54,400 --> 01:25:56,400
我没啥这个那什么的

2222
01:25:56,966 --> 01:26:00,133
硬刚工会他们又扣不住我

2223
01:26:00,300 --> 01:26:01,800
我又没跟他们有合同

2224
01:26:01,800 --> 01:26:04,266
所以大家身边要是有那种主播

2225
01:26:04,300 --> 01:26:05,800
要跟工会签合同

2226
01:26:05,800 --> 01:26:08,166
你一定要让他小心谨慎

2227
01:26:08,333 --> 01:26:10,466
就是我承接一些咨询啊

2228
01:26:10,533 --> 01:26:11,699
有一些是付费的

2229
01:26:11,700 --> 01:26:12,533
比如说主播

2230
01:26:12,533 --> 01:26:14,699
怎么才能让我的直播间初期发展的更

2231
01:26:14,700 --> 01:26:17,600
快主播怎么才能提升杂谈的技巧

2232
01:26:17,600 --> 01:26:19,266
主播具体到某一个决策

2233
01:26:19,266 --> 01:26:20,799
你觉得我应该这样还是那样

2234
01:26:20,933 --> 01:26:22,199
这些是付费咨询啊

2235
01:26:22,200 --> 01:26:24,166
这个有些只对子传以上

2236
01:26:24,166 --> 01:26:25,399
甚至总督才开放的

2237
01:26:25,400 --> 01:26:26,966
因为这主播家传绝活

2238
01:26:26,966 --> 01:26:28,733
你上来就问人餐饮店啊

2239
01:26:28,733 --> 01:26:30,499
你30年招牌菜咋做的

2240
01:26:30,500 --> 01:26:32,533
那你肯定你要付出些代价对吧

2241
01:26:32,533 --> 01:26:34,366
主播只能让你加个盟什么的

2242
01:26:34,500 --> 01:26:37,200
但是主播承接一些免费咨询

2243
01:26:37,200 --> 01:26:38,666
免费咨询包括什么

2244
01:26:38,666 --> 01:26:39,933
主播觉得这个

2245
01:26:40,266 --> 01:26:42,533
直播一定要避开的东西在哪

2246
01:26:42,566 --> 01:26:44,899
和主播了不了解这个工会

2247
01:26:44,900 --> 01:26:45,800
这工会咋样

2248
01:26:45,800 --> 01:26:46,966
和主播一些工会

2249
01:26:46,966 --> 01:26:48,866
是有些东西不能在这个直播间说

2250
01:26:48,866 --> 01:26:50,333
有些工会真的不错

2251
01:26:50,333 --> 01:26:52,333
我认识一些朋友在不错的工会里面

2252
01:26:52,333 --> 01:26:54,199
然后互相成就

2253
01:26:54,200 --> 01:26:55,500
但有些工会真的不行

2254
01:26:55,500 --> 01:26:57,900
比如我的那工会我对他良木很深啊

2255
01:26:59,466 --> 01:27:01,866
我听说最近有个知名公会

2256
01:27:01,866 --> 01:27:04,099
用一个绿头发美少女当头像

2257
01:27:04,100 --> 01:27:05,966
达人啊达人

2258
01:27:06,733 --> 01:27:09,666
啊原来是天凤愿姚光

2259
01:27:09,666 --> 01:27:11,899
特此澄清一下姚光是未成年工

2260
01:27:11,900 --> 01:27:14,700
会人士主播怎么唱歌更好听

2261
01:27:14,700 --> 01:27:16,500
结果老师你在吗

2262
01:27:16,500 --> 01:27:18,533
结结结果老师

2263
01:27:18,566 --> 01:27:20,399
能不能让主发给主播照片

2264
01:27:20,400 --> 01:27:21,800
让主播评价一下颜值

2265
01:27:21,800 --> 01:27:23,366
你这不是我二次元

2266
01:27:23,366 --> 01:27:24,866
我看不懂三次元的呀

2267
01:27:24,866 --> 01:27:26,333
这我二次元人

2268
01:27:26,400 --> 01:27:27,566
你发我照片是吧

2269
01:27:27,566 --> 01:27:29,399
你发什么照片啊你别乱发呀

2270
01:27:29,400 --> 01:27:31,700
你要发身体什么部位我真是不敢想了

2271
01:27:31,700 --> 01:27:33,566
别天天起来之后

2272
01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:36,733
看着一些这个这个不该看的东西吧

2273
01:27:36,733 --> 01:27:38,066
那我会恶心一天的

2274
01:27:38,066 --> 01:27:39,499
我我会把你永久禁言

2275
01:27:39,500 --> 01:27:40,700
还会把你举办的

2276
01:27:41,266 --> 01:27:42,966
难道然那个马上大火

2277
01:27:42,966 --> 01:27:43,933
然然不需要我

2278
01:27:43,933 --> 01:27:44,733
然然那边

2279
01:27:44,766 --> 01:27:46,166
然然那边还有光年的

2280
01:27:46,166 --> 01:27:47,599
那个那个那个协助呢

2281
01:27:47,600 --> 01:27:49,933
对吧这个这个这个

2282
01:27:50,066 --> 01:27:51,666
然那边还有光年光年

2283
01:27:51,666 --> 01:27:53,166
人家是专业的运营公司

2284
01:27:53,166 --> 01:27:54,733
我只是说你就作为观众

2285
01:27:54,733 --> 01:27:56,733
如果不知道找谁你可以来找我

2286
01:27:56,733 --> 01:27:57,533
你知道吧

2287
01:27:58,700 --> 01:28:01,166
发头像二次元头像啊

2288
01:28:01,166 --> 01:28:03,333
你倒是可以发发一些二次元头像

2289
01:28:03,333 --> 01:28:04,399
让我鉴定这个人

2290
01:28:04,400 --> 01:28:06,500
这个头像是比较倾向于男用

2291
01:28:06,500 --> 01:28:07,866
还是倾向于女用啊

2292
01:28:07,933 --> 01:28:09,199
这个我还挺擅长的

2293
01:28:09,200 --> 01:28:11,800
但好不好看的话见仁见智吧

2294
01:28:11,800 --> 01:28:13,400
你给我发真人照片

2295
01:28:13,400 --> 01:28:15,566
然后你要是发的是你自己

2296
01:28:15,566 --> 01:28:17,799
你是想主播狠狠的攻击你一顿呢

2297
01:28:17,800 --> 01:28:19,800
还是想主播夸你好看呢

2298
01:28:19,966 --> 01:28:20,299
对吧

2299
01:28:20,300 --> 01:28:22,800
这不太明白你的这个这个目的呀

2300
01:28:22,800 --> 01:28:25,300
好吧烟烟的想象力有点丰

2301
01:28:25,300 --> 01:28:27,000
想象力不丰富坐着发呆是吧

2302
01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:28,933
大家的弹幕想象力太不丰富了

2303
01:28:28,933 --> 01:28:31,299
我只能漫天发散是吧

2304
01:28:31,300 --> 01:28:33,600
坐地聊天漫天发散

2305
01:28:33,666 --> 01:28:36,099
再不漫天发散我坐着坐牢了

2306
01:28:36,100 --> 01:28:38,500
这直播间啥声音也没有也没有歌

2307
01:28:38,500 --> 01:28:40,466
就只有我自己的声音很安静

2308
01:28:40,466 --> 01:28:41,566
这街道今天

2309
01:28:41,733 --> 01:28:43,666
有没有什么人在在走路啊

2310
01:28:43,666 --> 01:28:46,133
对吧这个团长今天也非常

2311
01:28:46,366 --> 01:28:48,566
呃非常非常什么呢

2312
01:28:48,566 --> 01:28:50,599
我就换个歌单吧就换个歌单吧

2313
01:28:50,600 --> 01:28:51,800
换个带人声的吧

2314
01:28:51,800 --> 01:28:52,733
好吧好吧

2315
01:28:53,066 --> 01:28:55,866
中午好一念之断在在坐到半小时

2316
01:28:55,866 --> 01:28:57,799
主播就润润润

2317
01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:01,966
唱个爱你啊我不爱你

2318
01:29:01,966 --> 01:29:04,566
不行今天七夕不能唱爱你唱个别的吧

2319
01:29:04,566 --> 01:29:05,566
唱个什么呢

2320
01:29:06,133 --> 01:29:07,699
加拿大国家公园很好啊

2321
01:29:07,700 --> 01:29:09,766
对加拿大国家公园很好看的

2322
01:29:09,766 --> 01:29:12,799
那个我我可以去可以去那个很好看的

2323
01:29:15,266 --> 01:29:17,566
主播可以放一首你说

2324
01:29:19,800 --> 01:29:21,933
啊哎

2325
01:29:23,333 --> 01:29:25,266
单身情歌吧

2326
01:29:27,166 --> 01:29:30,133
也也不是不行也不是不行

2327
01:29:30,966 --> 01:29:32,999
这是精华

2328
01:29:33,000 --> 01:29:37,000
是是运田吧谢谢运田的粉丝灯牌

2329
01:29:37,000 --> 01:29:37,966
感谢支持

2330
01:29:38,333 --> 01:29:39,733
阿拉斯加海湾

2331
01:29:39,733 --> 01:29:41,966
你们为什么都喜欢阿拉斯加海湾啊

2332
01:29:42,200 --> 01:29:44,400
我上次在直播间和阿拉斯加海湾

2333
01:29:44,400 --> 01:29:45,266
有人说是

2334
01:29:45,333 --> 01:29:46,466
舔狗之歌

2335
01:29:49,333 --> 01:29:52,299
是超然上提督的时候让我学的

2336
01:29:55,000 --> 01:29:56,166
看咪啊坐牢

2337
01:29:56,166 --> 01:29:57,666
下播键在我手里啊

2338
01:29:57,666 --> 01:29:58,666
别的东西不知道

2339
01:29:58,666 --> 01:30:00,466
下播键可是在我手里的

2340
01:30:00,666 --> 01:30:02,699
谢谢12月9的心心相印喵

2341
01:30:02,700 --> 01:30:05,366
啊别别别别别送太太破费了太破费了

2342
01:30:05,366 --> 01:30:07,766
谢谢谢谢谢谢12月9送的心心相印

2343
01:30:07,933 --> 01:30:09,066
你咋这么破费

2344
01:30:09,066 --> 01:30:09,999
啥情况呀

2345
01:30:10,066 --> 01:30:11,466
红豆你阿力盖的

2346
01:30:11,533 --> 01:30:12,866
来个梦里吧

2347
01:30:13,933 --> 01:30:16,866
如放IBR阿拉斯加天狗好饿

2348
01:30:16,866 --> 01:30:17,799
吃饭了呢吃饭

2349
01:30:17,800 --> 01:30:20,133
谢谢谢谢少爷给我四个心心相印的喵

2350
01:30:20,200 --> 01:30:23,666
我等你2016面太破费了喵太破费了呀

2351
01:30:24,300 --> 01:30:25,700
谢谢谢谢

2352
01:30:26,100 --> 01:30:27,366
感谢支持

2353
01:30:27,466 --> 01:30:30,133
今天不是那个什么今天不是没力气

2354
01:30:30,133 --> 01:30:31,166
今天主要是困了

2355
01:30:31,166 --> 01:30:33,299
然后身上还带着那个药劲

2356
01:30:33,300 --> 01:30:36,966
对我身上还带着那个药劲所以说啊

2357
01:30:37,300 --> 01:30:39,700
大家包容我一下然后我不能太醒

2358
01:30:39,700 --> 01:30:40,700
因为我醒了之后

2359
01:30:40,700 --> 01:30:42,533
我肯定晚上就睡不着觉了

2360
01:30:42,966 --> 01:30:44,766
主播好晚上好

2361
01:30:46,100 --> 01:30:47,566
就就那个什么

2362
01:30:47,700 --> 01:30:48,533
然后这个

2363
01:30:48,533 --> 01:30:50,866
我身上这个药劲要是散掉的话

2364
01:30:50,866 --> 01:30:52,866
我明天可能就早上8点我

2365
01:30:52,866 --> 01:30:54,799
就起不来了起不来就完了

2366
01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:56,966
7快乐7快乐捏

2367
01:31:02,000 --> 01:31:02,800
一

2368
01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:05,600
七五七三这是樱花草吗

2369
01:31:06,366 --> 01:31:07,199
琴声悠扬

2370
01:31:07,200 --> 01:31:08,533
透过了石板墙

2371
01:31:08,533 --> 01:31:10,966
为谁弹奏一曲忧伤

2372
01:31:11,700 --> 01:31:13,733
我在等你羞涩的模样

2373
01:31:13,733 --> 01:31:15,266
那纯白无暇的

2374
01:31:15,300 --> 01:31:17,900
啊我知道这首歌我知道这首歌

2375
01:31:17,900 --> 01:31:19,366
你知道我是怎么知道的吗

2376
01:31:19,700 --> 01:31:24,100
就是b站直播区排名第一的富婆

2377
01:31:25,866 --> 01:31:30,133
b站直播间啊直播区排名第一的富婆

2378
01:31:30,300 --> 01:31:32,666
啊就是就是就是女老板

2379
01:31:33,266 --> 01:31:35,399
啊他跟那个主播好像

2380
01:31:35,400 --> 01:31:37,566
就是就是比较喜欢这首歌

2381
01:31:40,666 --> 01:31:41,866
怎么知道的

2382
01:31:42,600 --> 01:31:44,600
就是那个什么你是我的

2383
01:31:44,700 --> 01:31:47,266
独家记忆什么什么的

2384
01:31:47,466 --> 01:31:48,766
唱在百家心里

2385
01:31:48,766 --> 01:31:50,699
不管别人说的多么难听什么的

2386
01:31:50,700 --> 01:31:52,366
这个好像是我

2387
01:31:52,366 --> 01:31:52,933
我第一次

2388
01:31:52,933 --> 01:31:54,766
在人家那个直播间逛逛的时候

2389
01:31:54,766 --> 01:31:55,899
听到的那个歌

2390
01:31:57,266 --> 01:31:58,999
谢谢冬雨又里的这个行业

2391
01:31:59,000 --> 01:32:02,133
谢谢王小河的小花感谢喵

2392
01:32:03,166 --> 01:32:04,299
怎么办怎么知道的

2393
01:32:04,300 --> 01:32:05,766
我当然看过呀

2394
01:32:06,600 --> 01:32:08,000
我当然看过呀

2395
01:32:09,733 --> 01:32:11,066
你看人家跟我说哇

2396
01:32:11,066 --> 01:32:12,699
看到一个金色的牌子

2397
01:32:12,733 --> 01:32:14,399
说哪里哪里

2398
01:32:14,566 --> 01:32:16,866
我当然没见过世面我说哪里哪里

2399
01:32:16,900 --> 01:32:19,800
金色哇然后他就带我去看

2400
01:32:19,800 --> 01:32:21,800
我说你去那个那个谁谁谁直播间

2401
01:32:21,800 --> 01:32:23,966
你看那个那个那个那个榜一

2402
01:32:23,966 --> 01:32:25,566
那个榜一他是金色的

2403
01:32:26,166 --> 01:32:27,466
然后我哦

2404
01:32:28,966 --> 01:32:31,333
好厉害然后我就我就去了

2405
01:32:33,400 --> 01:32:35,800
主办的市场调研脚步遍布世界

2406
01:32:35,800 --> 01:32:38,466
当然啦我肯定什么地方都会去的呀

2407
01:32:38,800 --> 01:32:41,566
就搞不好大家看的一些什么舞蹈区啊

2408
01:32:41,566 --> 01:32:44,566
什么有电台区啊之类的我都看过呢

2409
01:32:45,500 --> 01:32:46,933
有啊不是不是

2410
01:32:47,200 --> 01:32:49,000
是个男主播男主播

2411
01:32:49,666 --> 01:32:51,333
爱在心底

2412
01:32:52,166 --> 01:32:54,666
不管别人说这热评

2413
01:32:54,766 --> 01:32:57,366
频繁聊天会产生错觉的爱意

2414
01:32:57,400 --> 01:32:58,933
早上好结婚老师

2415
01:32:58,933 --> 01:32:59,866
刚才有人问我

2416
01:32:59,866 --> 01:33:02,099
我是跟你学唱歌还是跟你学抽象

2417
01:33:02,766 --> 01:33:04,466
哈哈哈哎呀

2418
01:33:04,900 --> 01:33:06,066
欢迎结婚老师

2419
01:33:06,066 --> 01:33:07,166
没有晚上好

2420
01:33:07,166 --> 01:33:10,133
晚安今天要早点睡明天要去公司上课

2421
01:33:10,166 --> 01:33:11,499
嗯加油哦

2422
01:33:11,500 --> 01:33:13,766
加油你也爱拼干巴的呢

2423
01:33:14,133 --> 01:33:15,199
加油加油

2424
01:33:15,500 --> 01:33:16,666
嗯看好你

2425
01:33:16,800 --> 01:33:19,266
为什么我在游戏就从来没见过主播

2426
01:33:19,266 --> 01:33:21,799
啊你去第五人格分区找我就好了

2427
01:33:21,800 --> 01:33:23,600
你去第五人格分区啊

2428
01:33:23,600 --> 01:33:26,166
那个那个别的区我不看因为我不玩

2429
01:33:26,166 --> 01:33:28,599
我不会都跟我学的

2430
01:33:28,600 --> 01:33:30,066
骗你的去试吧

2431
01:33:30,066 --> 01:33:33,766
哦哈哈哈哈可爱的捏呢

2432
01:33:34,133 --> 01:33:36,499
你好得先可爱的捏呀

2433
01:33:37,266 --> 01:33:39,366
你不能先夸我一句吗

2434
01:33:40,933 --> 01:33:42,333
主播抽象比我多

2435
01:33:42,333 --> 01:33:42,966
不不不不

2436
01:33:42,966 --> 01:33:45,333
我只是野牛哥而已我只是野牛哥而已

2437
01:33:45,333 --> 01:33:46,133
主播

2438
01:33:46,166 --> 01:33:48,766
主办被你抬的这么高主办成惶成恐了

2439
01:33:48,766 --> 01:33:50,499
就像这个说的道理

2440
01:33:50,500 --> 01:33:52,766
如果是这个20万播放量的视频啊

2441
01:33:52,766 --> 01:33:55,366
他将是这个一个小而美的情况

2442
01:33:55,366 --> 01:33:56,733
但他现在200万了

2443
01:33:56,733 --> 01:33:58,333
我的评价是德不配位啊

2444
01:33:58,333 --> 01:34:00,199
200万的恨不得是那个

2445
01:34:00,266 --> 01:34:02,466
是欠债调音师的群亲啊

2446
01:34:02,466 --> 01:34:03,266
为什么是这个

2447
01:34:03,266 --> 01:34:06,166
这个绿木大头真是呃不好分

2448
01:34:08,266 --> 01:34:09,733
一届的这个引人入吉

2449
01:34:09,733 --> 01:34:11,766
吉国的这个引流引流作品

2450
01:34:11,766 --> 01:34:12,566
我的天下

2451
01:34:13,133 --> 01:34:17,566
我这个认证别乱认证了别乱认证了

2452
01:34:17,566 --> 01:34:20,333
火哥也太坏了吧别乱认证啊

2453
01:34:20,533 --> 01:34:21,733
欢迎肉酱

2454
01:34:22,900 --> 01:34:24,500
我又有点不舍得走了

2455
01:34:24,500 --> 01:34:26,600
今天同学终于回正常情况了

2456
01:34:26,600 --> 01:34:27,666
你二百多了

2457
01:34:27,666 --> 01:34:28,866
二百六十多了

2458
01:34:29,566 --> 01:34:31,566
谢谢不会做饭的小江的关注

2459
01:34:31,566 --> 01:34:33,899
关注主播学习做饭技巧

2460
01:34:34,266 --> 01:34:36,733
呃如果有一些这个生活中的做饭技巧

2461
01:34:36,733 --> 01:34:37,333
包括料

2462
01:34:37,333 --> 01:34:39,866
调料瓶器啊之类都可以来问我

2463
01:34:40,533 --> 01:34:40,866
群群

2464
01:34:40,866 --> 01:34:43,299
只能说是攻击性的艺术只能说这个

2465
01:34:43,300 --> 01:34:43,933
呃我和

2466
01:34:43,933 --> 01:34:46,166
我巴不得这个200万的是我翻唱

2467
01:34:46,166 --> 01:34:47,266
电棍轮椅之王

2468
01:34:47,266 --> 01:34:49,199
而不是而不是这个

2469
01:34:49,300 --> 01:34:50,500
哈哈哈不对

2470
01:34:50,500 --> 01:34:52,800
我巴不得是200万的是结婚老师

2471
01:34:52,800 --> 01:34:53,600
跟露露的

2472
01:34:53,600 --> 01:34:55,966
不该呀而不是这个说的道理

2473
01:34:55,966 --> 01:34:57,733
这个这个这个怎么说

2474
01:35:00,466 --> 01:35:04,399
一坨一坨呃打打打打那个什么对

2475
01:35:06,700 --> 01:35:08,100
播到早上好吗

2476
01:35:08,100 --> 01:35:10,500
那不行那不可以的那不行的

2477
01:35:10,500 --> 01:35:14,000
打妹打妹妹打妹妹打妹妹

2478
01:35:14,766 --> 01:35:19,499
你是我独家的记忆

2479
01:35:19,500 --> 01:35:21,466
摆在心底

2480
01:35:22,100 --> 01:35:27,500
不管别人说的多么难听

2481
01:35:27,700 --> 01:35:30,133
现在我拥有的

2482
01:35:30,133 --> 01:35:31,099
不睡觉吗

2483
01:35:31,200 --> 01:35:33,100
那你明天上课睡觉吗

2484
01:35:33,266 --> 01:35:36,066
多大人了还干上课睡觉的事呢

2485
01:35:36,066 --> 01:35:37,866
小猪小猪

2486
01:35:38,766 --> 01:35:41,533
调皮的尾巴好想抓住你啊

2487
01:35:43,400 --> 01:35:44,200
啊呜

2488
01:35:44,733 --> 01:35:45,999
200万不会没有我

2489
01:35:46,000 --> 01:35:47,066
假的假的

2490
01:35:47,066 --> 01:35:47,933
但是关注

2491
01:35:47,933 --> 01:35:50,299
结果老师没有关注结果老师谢谢

2492
01:35:50,300 --> 01:35:50,866
没有结果

2493
01:35:50,866 --> 01:35:53,599
老师1万粉丝翻唱那个什么对吧

2494
01:35:53,600 --> 01:35:54,966
一人助力一下吧

2495
01:35:54,966 --> 01:35:57,466
结果老师1万粉丝翻唱那个那个

2496
01:35:57,666 --> 01:35:59,466
那个那个那个

2497
01:35:59,733 --> 01:36:01,766
国玉的战争对就那个

2498
01:36:03,766 --> 01:36:07,566
哈哈哈哈就那个啊啊啊

2499
01:36:10,866 --> 01:36:14,599
就那个那个就就就他他他有翻唱那个

2500
01:36:15,966 --> 01:36:17,999
就就大家如果想听的话

2501
01:36:18,000 --> 01:36:19,666
关注他一下关注他一下

2502
01:36:19,666 --> 01:36:21,566
你电脑投屏到74寸电视

2503
01:36:21,566 --> 01:36:24,333
你会发现主播的画质可真低呀

2504
01:36:24,333 --> 01:36:26,966
哈哈哈你会发现主播画质可真低呀

2505
01:36:26,966 --> 01:36:28,666
收到燕敏如山谢谢

2506
01:36:28,666 --> 01:36:30,266
还行谢谢谢谢

2507
01:36:34,866 --> 01:36:36,133
我都没听过原曲

2508
01:36:36,166 --> 01:36:37,766
就我只听过这个呃

2509
01:36:41,700 --> 01:36:44,300
动物园的人一般都不太关注人家

2510
01:36:44,300 --> 01:36:46,300
你看挑战调音师也没10万粉

2511
01:36:46,300 --> 01:36:48,566
大家都溜完作品也不关注人

2512
01:36:48,700 --> 01:36:50,200
吃水老忘挖井人呢

2513
01:36:50,200 --> 01:36:51,133
怎么回事

2514
01:36:58,566 --> 01:37:05,133
上天啊难道你看不出我很爱她

2515
01:37:05,533 --> 01:37:09,066
怎么明明相爱的两个人

2516
01:37:09,066 --> 01:37:12,466
你要拆散他们啊

2517
01:37:15,300 --> 01:37:21,666
上天啊你千万不要偷偷告诉她

2518
01:37:22,200 --> 01:37:25,900
在无数夜深人静的夜晚

2519
01:37:25,933 --> 01:37:29,066
有个人在想她

2520
01:37:31,066 --> 01:37:37,399
以后的日子你要好好照顾她

2521
01:37:39,400 --> 01:37:45,766
我不在她身旁你不能欺负她

2522
01:37:47,700 --> 01:37:56,100
别再让人走进她心里最后却又离开她

2523
01:37:57,000 --> 01:38:02,333
因为我不愿再看她流泪啦

2524
01:38:16,700 --> 01:38:20,133
你上天啊

2525
01:38:20,666 --> 01:38:24,299
你是不是在偷偷看笑话

2526
01:38:24,866 --> 01:38:28,366
明知我还没能力保护她

2527
01:38:28,366 --> 01:38:31,733
让我们相遇啊

2528
01:38:34,400 --> 01:38:40,900
上天啊她最近是否不再失眠啦

2529
01:38:41,533 --> 01:38:45,166
愿世间温情化作一缕风

2530
01:38:45,166 --> 01:38:48,533
代替我拥抱她

2531
01:38:50,366 --> 01:38:56,666
以后的日子你要好好要照顾她

2532
01:38:58,600 --> 01:39:04,966
我不在她身旁你不能欺负她

2533
01:39:06,900 --> 01:39:15,500
别再让人走进她心里最后却又离开她

2534
01:39:16,266 --> 01:39:21,333
因为我不愿再看她流泪啦

2535
01:39:24,100 --> 01:39:30,166
希望我的努力能够赶上她

2536
01:39:32,166 --> 01:39:38,399
有天我能给她完整的一个家

2537
01:39:40,533 --> 01:39:45,299
可若你安排了别人给她

2538
01:39:45,300 --> 01:39:48,700
我会祝福她

2539
01:39:49,800 --> 01:39:54,566
上天你别管我先让她幸福吧

2540
01:39:57,966 --> 01:40:04,499
上天啊这些晚上我对你说的话

2541
01:40:04,900 --> 01:40:08,500
你别不小心漏嘴告诉她

2542
01:40:08,566 --> 01:40:11,699
我怕会吵醒她

2543
01:40:14,533 --> 01:40:17,266
啊上天啊

2544
01:40:17,866 --> 01:40:21,333
你千万不要偷偷告诉她

2545
01:40:21,966 --> 01:40:25,533
在无数夜深人静的夜晚

2546
01:40:25,533 --> 01:40:28,866
我依旧在想她

2547
01:40:34,333 --> 01:40:35,899
还行吧挺温柔的

2548
01:40:35,900 --> 01:40:38,400
谢谢平平无奇的错的粉丝灯牌

2549
01:40:38,400 --> 01:40:39,200
欢迎怀念

2550
01:40:39,200 --> 01:40:40,966
这是欢迎欢迎

2551
01:40:40,966 --> 01:40:42,899
唱调爱是个童间的

2552
01:40:42,900 --> 01:40:44,200
谁说的好听啊

2553
01:40:44,200 --> 01:40:46,733
唱调爱是个童间的说明还是不好听

2554
01:40:47,066 --> 01:40:48,099
我发现了

2555
01:40:48,100 --> 01:40:50,800
我看了一眼童间这上吊好多人呢

2556
01:40:51,300 --> 01:40:52,933
我不会唱没学过这个

2557
01:40:52,933 --> 01:40:54,099
这个也没学过

2558
01:40:54,100 --> 01:40:56,333
但是这个你们说好听的应该不难听

2559
01:40:56,333 --> 01:40:58,299
完美怎么就完美了

2560
01:40:58,366 --> 01:41:00,699
是不是这个声音把我的那个那个

2561
01:41:00,866 --> 01:41:02,666
就气声的时候抖的那个声音

2562
01:41:02,666 --> 01:41:04,066
他自己给屏蔽掉了

2563
01:41:04,066 --> 01:41:05,199
所以这其实是

2564
01:41:05,333 --> 01:41:07,566
那种什么声卡对人的帮助吗

2565
01:41:07,566 --> 01:41:09,666
我自己听着我都知道抖

2566
01:41:09,866 --> 01:41:10,866
但是但是

2567
01:41:11,000 --> 01:41:12,900
就放一首爱不单行吧

2568
01:41:12,900 --> 01:41:14,266
大家告诉我爱不单行

2569
01:41:14,266 --> 01:41:15,333
别害怕捏

2570
01:41:19,266 --> 01:41:21,566
就我自己听着我都知道在抖啊

2571
01:41:21,566 --> 01:41:25,099
但是大家就是说喜欢好听啊啥的

2572
01:41:25,300 --> 01:41:28,366
这个我这个爹也不太明白

2573
01:41:37,133 --> 01:41:37,933
喵

2574
01:41:38,866 --> 01:41:39,666
喵

2575
01:41:43,066 --> 01:41:44,466
多唱就不动了

2576
01:41:44,466 --> 01:41:47,533
好呀好我会努力的

2577
01:41:51,866 --> 01:41:53,533
我超好吃孩子

2578
01:41:55,700 --> 01:41:59,066
对了你们那个守护者记得去发一下

2579
01:41:59,066 --> 01:41:59,899
那个什么

2580
01:42:01,000 --> 01:42:03,966
你们那个守护者要是要头衔的话

2581
01:42:04,466 --> 01:42:06,466
上桥基本上就是

2582
01:42:06,666 --> 01:42:09,299
那个那个那个二百多就能上了

2583
01:42:09,300 --> 01:42:10,900
我看我看好像二百多

2584
01:42:10,900 --> 01:42:11,700
就是就是

2585
01:42:11,966 --> 01:42:13,399
守护值就几百

2586
01:42:13,400 --> 01:42:15,733
几千五千二左右就能在中间了

2587
01:42:15,733 --> 01:42:17,199
他就能排在前面了

2588
01:42:17,200 --> 01:42:19,466
就是你们手里面有剩的那个守护者

2589
01:42:19,600 --> 01:42:22,100
可以去发然后他会有个七天的头衔

2590
01:42:22,100 --> 01:42:24,566
那个缘定三生虽然也不太好看吧

2591
01:42:26,600 --> 01:42:28,133
要是你们抽完这个扭蛋

2592
01:42:28,133 --> 01:42:29,266
没什么能抽的话

2593
01:42:29,266 --> 01:42:30,366
就那个知心月

2594
01:42:30,366 --> 01:42:32,699
没啥能抽的话就就

2595
01:42:33,966 --> 01:42:37,899
就不用就不用留着了留下

2596
01:42:40,100 --> 01:42:43,700
爱是不可恕的吗

2597
01:42:44,766 --> 01:42:47,666
教我们一群普通人听歌有那么专业吗

2598
01:42:48,933 --> 01:42:51,066
但你们都能听出来唱的不好听

2599
01:42:52,066 --> 01:42:53,799
放个爱不单行吧希望

2600
01:42:53,800 --> 01:42:55,933
大家在明年的今天

2601
01:42:55,933 --> 01:42:57,999
我好像去年也说过这句话

2602
01:42:58,166 --> 01:43:00,266
我圣诞节的时候说大家对吧

2603
01:43:00,266 --> 01:43:01,899
有当时童年不太高

2604
01:43:01,900 --> 01:43:04,466
我这才几十个人吧办了个所有歌回来

2605
01:43:04,600 --> 01:43:06,566
但是我走之前最后一场

2606
01:43:06,566 --> 01:43:08,533
就是正经认真的直播

2607
01:43:08,533 --> 01:43:11,166
因为后面就甚至把桌子都搬走了

2608
01:43:11,166 --> 01:43:14,299
欢迎没没没嗯就是怎么说呢

2609
01:43:19,100 --> 01:43:22,600
2021年最后一场重点的直播

2610
01:43:23,766 --> 01:43:25,499
我跟大家说要是你们不来看

2611
01:43:25,500 --> 01:43:27,100
我是陪小女友去了

2612
01:43:27,100 --> 01:43:28,800
或者怎么样的家庭幸福

2613
01:43:28,800 --> 01:43:30,000
或者陪朋友去了

2614
01:43:30,100 --> 01:43:32,100
友谊圆满我觉得也很开心

2615
01:43:32,100 --> 01:43:34,200
我不会因为这个重接自己感到

2616
01:43:34,300 --> 01:43:35,266
不开心的

2617
01:43:35,266 --> 01:43:37,733
但是有些人去年只有葛辉也在

2618
01:43:37,733 --> 01:43:38,933
今年七夕节也在

2619
01:43:38,933 --> 01:43:40,466
我什么时候能找到幸福啊

2620
01:43:40,466 --> 01:43:41,866
主播比你还着急呢

2621
01:43:42,366 --> 01:43:45,099
什么时候什么时候找到幸福呀

2622
01:43:45,666 --> 01:43:48,899
快点吧哎呀主播急了快点

2623
01:43:49,600 --> 01:43:52,533
本来说待两周现在才两个月啊

2624
01:43:52,533 --> 01:43:53,899
出差这么久呢

2625
01:43:54,366 --> 01:43:56,266
哦哦

2626
01:43:59,333 --> 01:44:00,799
好久呀

2627
01:44:06,133 --> 01:44:08,133
别急别急别吃别吃

2628
01:44:11,400 --> 01:44:12,466
慢慢去吧

2629
01:44:12,500 --> 01:44:13,866
我多温和呀

2630
01:44:13,866 --> 01:44:14,766
我又没说什么

2631
01:44:14,766 --> 01:44:17,933
你看看看看别的观众看看紫霞

2632
01:44:17,933 --> 01:44:20,866
然后在我直播间从他大学没毕业

2633
01:44:20,866 --> 01:44:21,999
看到他找工作

2634
01:44:22,000 --> 01:44:24,933
看到他认识他女朋友看到他结婚

2635
01:44:24,933 --> 01:44:27,999
现在幸福的跟这个创创子生活在一起

2636
01:44:28,200 --> 01:44:30,933
对吧我又没说没举别人的例子

2637
01:44:31,066 --> 01:44:32,766
我觉得没怎么样那个就还挺好

2638
01:44:32,766 --> 01:44:33,999
就是美好的祝愿

2639
01:44:34,000 --> 01:44:35,366
珍惜自己啊

2640
01:44:35,366 --> 01:44:36,466
别急别急

2641
01:44:36,533 --> 01:44:37,699
我又不着急

2642
01:44:37,700 --> 01:44:41,266
我我找着你们不得远远的没人但是我

2643
01:44:42,533 --> 01:44:44,666
没什么没什么那个什么的

2644
01:44:45,166 --> 01:44:46,166
看看中医

2645
01:44:46,166 --> 01:44:48,699
孩子都已经脱离了满地乱爬的年龄

2646
01:44:48,700 --> 01:44:51,133
可以抱着咪呀咪呀的大尾巴睡觉了

2647
01:44:51,133 --> 01:44:52,899
都快赶上我的尾巴沟了

2648
01:44:53,133 --> 01:44:54,866
你们呢你们呢

2649
01:44:55,533 --> 01:44:57,866
儿子都会滴冬雪莲了是吧

2650
01:44:58,266 --> 01:44:59,666
这儿子要不还是

2651
01:44:59,800 --> 01:45:00,600
呃

2652
01:45:01,166 --> 01:45:03,699
感觉感觉儿子有点呃

2653
01:45:04,300 --> 01:45:06,466
从小我就喜欢冬雪莲是吧

2654
01:45:07,333 --> 01:45:10,333
不好说明年七夕还要看我

2655
01:45:10,333 --> 01:45:11,299
那真的吗

2656
01:45:11,300 --> 01:45:13,366
反正明年七夕我应该不出意外

2657
01:45:13,366 --> 01:45:14,366
我还坐在这播

2658
01:45:14,366 --> 01:45:16,266
你来不来看我我就不知道了

2659
01:45:16,600 --> 01:45:20,966
也许经过这种学习生涯的这个漫长

2660
01:45:21,000 --> 01:45:22,400
你们早都忘了我

2661
01:45:22,400 --> 01:45:24,100
但我应该还会播的哈

2662
01:45:25,666 --> 01:45:27,933
这个儿子从小就喜欢冬雪莲啊

2663
01:45:27,933 --> 01:45:29,199
但他儿子确实看冬雪莲

2664
01:45:29,200 --> 01:45:30,666
不但看冬雪莲还看猫雷

2665
01:45:30,666 --> 01:45:31,466
这只能说

2666
01:45:31,600 --> 01:45:34,333
从小就有一种这个v u的潜质

2667
01:45:34,333 --> 01:45:37,333
确实是从小就是v老嗨的哈哈哈

2668
01:45:37,333 --> 01:45:38,766
以后跟同学吹对吧

2669
01:45:38,766 --> 01:45:40,899
圆宇宙 3岁我就了解了

2670
01:45:40,900 --> 01:45:41,933
什么我了解什么

2671
01:45:41,933 --> 01:45:43,499
我了解猫雷牙露

2672
01:45:43,500 --> 01:45:45,366
嗯我了解冬雪莲

2673
01:45:45,400 --> 01:45:46,200
嗯

2674
01:45:46,800 --> 01:45:49,000
我还看过这个哔哔哔

2675
01:45:49,000 --> 01:45:50,400
咪呀咪呀的直播呀

2676
01:45:50,400 --> 01:45:52,166
还抱着他的那个猫球

2677
01:45:52,166 --> 01:45:55,133
跟他那个那个尾巴睡觉哇真好

2678
01:46:00,766 --> 01:46:01,566
哎

2679
01:46:03,266 --> 01:46:05,366
这药效真是好快呀

2680
01:46:07,166 --> 01:46:08,599
弟弟要从小培养

2681
01:46:08,600 --> 01:46:11,133
对从小就是递一些深度的对吧

2682
01:46:11,133 --> 01:46:13,566
我们出生就跨越了某某人这个阶段

2683
01:46:13,566 --> 01:46:15,399
就像是斗地血脉是吧

2684
01:46:15,800 --> 01:46:17,266
东一一人成帝

2685
01:46:17,266 --> 01:46:19,966
然后他的女儿那个那个谁那个潇潇

2686
01:46:19,966 --> 01:46:22,299
啊不对就直接跨越了这个

2687
01:46:22,300 --> 01:46:23,533
人家数年的修炼

2688
01:46:23,533 --> 01:46:25,566
直接达到斗尊大圆满了

2689
01:46:25,566 --> 01:46:28,499
这个东一的儿子从小出生就就开始

2690
01:46:28,666 --> 01:46:31,333
跨过蒙蒙人这个跟这个这个这个

2691
01:46:31,333 --> 01:46:34,199
坐怀疑这两个阶段直接进入老嗨阶段

2692
01:46:34,200 --> 01:46:36,733
只能说有些人出生就在这个罗马

2693
01:46:36,733 --> 01:46:39,899
有些人哈哈哈挺搞笑的

2694
01:46:39,900 --> 01:46:41,900
嗯挺好玩的

2695
01:46:42,566 --> 01:46:45,866
告诉我爱不担心别害怕

2696
01:46:47,266 --> 01:46:48,699
潇潇出生就是斗宗

2697
01:46:48,700 --> 01:46:50,300
对这个这个我们我们

2698
01:46:50,300 --> 01:46:52,666
这个这个这个这个这个

2699
01:46:52,666 --> 01:46:54,966
东一的儿子出生也是跨越了这个

2700
01:46:54,966 --> 01:46:55,666
那什么呀

2701
01:46:55,666 --> 01:46:58,666
哈哈8星斗胜人家不成帝的时候

2702
01:46:59,300 --> 01:47:01,800
报道八星斗胜18米诺是吧

2703
01:47:01,800 --> 01:47:03,000
什么18米诺

2704
01:47:03,100 --> 01:47:05,400
和心爱的孩子出生就是斗胜

2705
01:47:05,400 --> 01:47:06,566
那真好呀

2706
01:47:06,933 --> 01:47:08,599
挺好的潇潇挺可爱的

2707
01:47:08,600 --> 01:47:09,800
我挺喜欢潇潇

2708
01:47:09,800 --> 01:47:11,133
但我一直觉得斗破苍穹

2709
01:47:11,133 --> 01:47:12,599
我也觉得是个纯爱作品

2710
01:47:12,600 --> 01:47:14,300
没有想到处理的这么乱啊

2711
01:47:14,300 --> 01:47:16,766
这个这个就是经典经典

2712
01:47:16,766 --> 01:47:18,899
春春春那个什么梗啊

2713
01:47:18,900 --> 01:47:20,400
这这好烂啊好烂啊

2714
01:47:20,400 --> 01:47:22,766
就不能两个人两情相悦吗是吧

2715
01:47:22,766 --> 01:47:25,266
然后非要搞的人家像倒贴的一样

2716
01:47:25,266 --> 01:47:26,999
然后你就要不得不对他负责

2717
01:47:27,000 --> 01:47:28,566
彰显像好男人一样

2718
01:47:28,566 --> 01:47:30,999
像好男人就不应该有这种梗真是

2719
01:47:32,866 --> 01:47:35,099
感觉不符合主播心里的这个这个

2720
01:47:35,100 --> 01:47:36,333
纯爱的那种啊

2721
01:47:39,266 --> 01:47:40,066
呦呵

2722
01:47:40,500 --> 01:47:41,466
欢迎阿姨

2723
01:47:45,100 --> 01:47:46,366
热水器作品

2724
01:47:46,366 --> 01:47:48,666
你说的那是那个那个什么吧

2725
01:47:48,666 --> 01:47:50,933
你说那个是冰火魔图吧

2726
01:47:52,566 --> 01:47:53,999
那唐三写的

2727
01:47:54,666 --> 01:47:56,933
土豆那也不是很热水器吧

2728
01:47:58,366 --> 01:48:02,199
而在意贪婪找不到底线

2729
01:48:03,966 --> 01:48:06,199
脚下是卑微的天

2730
01:48:08,100 --> 01:48:10,466
我孤独站在城市啊

2731
01:48:10,866 --> 01:48:12,766
呃怎么碰到个大黑哥

2732
01:48:12,766 --> 01:48:14,266
呃哈哈什么情况

2733
01:48:23,000 --> 01:48:25,200
不是对立面

2734
01:48:27,133 --> 01:48:33,266
而是每个人那最后纯洁的防线

2735
01:48:33,266 --> 01:48:35,466
都逃不过考验

2736
01:48:36,733 --> 01:48:40,999
有没有一种考验有没有一次淬炼

2737
01:48:41,000 --> 01:48:45,166
拯救了世界就像英雄电影情节

2738
01:48:45,366 --> 01:48:47,366
有没有一种信念

2739
01:48:47,366 --> 01:48:49,966
有没有一种誓言啊

2740
01:48:51,400 --> 01:48:53,333
呼唤黎明的出现

2741
01:48:54,666 --> 01:48:55,466
耶

2742
01:48:56,733 --> 01:48:57,799
耶耶

2743
01:48:58,566 --> 01:49:01,799
谢谢阿姨的3个相思豆片谢谢

2744
01:49:02,066 --> 01:49:10,266
and yeah yeah yeah yeah oh who really need it to share

2745
01:49:19,066 --> 01:49:21,166
为什么抓断了贼

2746
01:49:23,500 --> 01:49:25,500
我感觉一般的那种玄幻作品

2747
01:49:25,500 --> 01:49:27,500
我都觉得前期写的是最好看的

2748
01:49:27,500 --> 01:49:30,533
就是还没有出自己的那个家乡的城市

2749
01:49:30,533 --> 01:49:32,099
到成为这个城市最好看

2750
01:49:32,100 --> 01:49:34,400
然后再进学院那之类的对吧

2751
01:49:34,700 --> 01:49:35,600
不愿意说显示好

2752
01:49:35,600 --> 01:49:36,933
到后面就是就是

2753
01:49:37,000 --> 01:49:38,966
特别厉害了之后我反而不爱看了

2754
01:49:38,966 --> 01:49:39,766
知道为啥

2755
01:49:43,966 --> 01:49:46,133
哎呀最近在看什么小说

2756
01:49:46,133 --> 01:49:47,933
没时间看小说呀

2757
01:49:47,933 --> 01:49:49,533
每天6个小时直播

2758
01:49:49,533 --> 01:49:52,166
然后还要偶尔找一下

2759
01:49:52,533 --> 01:49:54,566
基本都没怎么看

2760
01:49:54,866 --> 01:49:56,799
不怕难分辨

2761
01:49:58,866 --> 01:50:01,333
只怕每个人

2762
01:50:02,333 --> 01:50:04,999
都关上双耳和双眼

2763
01:50:05,000 --> 01:50:07,500
都害怕去改变

2764
01:50:09,066 --> 01:50:12,099
最近每天有时间都在翻服装设计

2765
01:50:12,133 --> 01:50:13,466
在做新的辐射

2766
01:50:23,333 --> 01:50:25,266
呼唤黎明的出现

2767
01:50:26,500 --> 01:50:27,600
耶

2768
01:50:28,466 --> 01:50:29,933
耶

2769
01:50:30,766 --> 01:50:33,599
啊呜呼唤黎明的出现

2770
01:50:36,733 --> 01:50:39,066
我要是那个乐团里面合唱的

2771
01:50:39,066 --> 01:50:40,099
我估计都是

2772
01:50:41,100 --> 01:50:43,933
天天不能敲三角铁的啊

2773
01:50:43,933 --> 01:50:45,966
一场敲个两声就行了

2774
01:50:46,000 --> 01:50:47,866
工资跟别人拿一样

2775
01:50:49,066 --> 01:50:50,533
黎明的出现

2776
01:50:50,533 --> 01:50:54,599
越来越多的雨水越来越多的在变

2777
01:50:54,600 --> 01:50:58,800
越来越远的从前英雄电影情节

2778
01:50:58,800 --> 01:51:02,866
零食很少抽过烟明白很菜团检阅

2779
01:51:04,966 --> 01:51:06,766
善良和罪恶妥

2780
01:51:07,000 --> 01:51:09,266
雪越来越大的天

2781
01:51:09,300 --> 01:51:11,333
越来越小的公园

2782
01:51:11,366 --> 01:51:13,266
越来越深的画面

2783
01:51:13,266 --> 01:51:15,566
英雄电影情节

2784
01:51:15,566 --> 01:51:17,299
眼睛下的人是谁

2785
01:51:17,300 --> 01:51:21,066
我怎么说说话就有口水呀口水吧是吧

2786
01:51:21,800 --> 01:51:23,266
我竟然是选购

2787
01:51:24,933 --> 01:51:26,133
耶

2788
01:51:26,933 --> 01:51:28,099
耶耶

2789
01:51:30,000 --> 01:51:32,366
都无法全身而退

2790
01:51:33,266 --> 01:51:34,466
耶

2791
01:51:35,300 --> 01:51:36,500
耶耶

2792
01:51:38,400 --> 01:51:40,766
都无法全身而退

2793
01:51:41,666 --> 01:51:43,899
他不敲钱的时候肯定让他干别的去了

2794
01:51:43,900 --> 01:51:45,066
我就敲钱

2795
01:51:45,066 --> 01:51:46,899
我就拿大尾巴敲钱

2796
01:51:46,966 --> 01:51:49,499
敲完了不干了就不干别的了

2797
01:51:49,500 --> 01:51:50,400
我就这里

2798
01:51:52,466 --> 01:51:53,599
音乐礼物发了

2799
01:51:53,600 --> 01:51:54,966
没有了没有了

2800
01:51:57,166 --> 01:52:01,399
当我们都走上街当我们怀抱信念

2801
01:52:01,400 --> 01:52:05,566
当我们亲身扮演英雄电影情节

2802
01:52:05,566 --> 01:52:09,999
你就是一种信念你就是一句誓言

2803
01:52:10,866 --> 01:52:18,999
哦世界正等你出现耶耶耶耶

2804
01:52:20,133 --> 01:52:26,733
世界正等你出现耶耶耶耶

2805
01:52:28,566 --> 01:52:31,199
哦耶耶呜

2806
01:52:32,966 --> 01:52:33,966
啊热爱国

2807
01:52:34,000 --> 01:52:36,133
中午好七夕快乐喵

2808
01:52:36,366 --> 01:52:37,666
七夕快乐喵

2809
01:52:39,100 --> 01:52:41,400
当我们偷走向前

2810
01:52:41,400 --> 01:52:46,300
当我们怀抱信念当我们琴声扮演英雄

2811
01:52:46,300 --> 01:52:47,933
电影情节

2812
01:52:48,566 --> 01:52:49,866
小心被大老板

2813
01:52:49,866 --> 01:52:52,099
KTV还有这种情况呜呜

2814
01:52:52,900 --> 01:52:54,933
呃哈哈哈哈

2815
01:52:54,966 --> 01:52:56,999
KTV了就回来当主播嘛

2816
01:52:57,000 --> 01:52:59,100
反正越野人还要看我的

2817
01:52:59,733 --> 01:53:02,699
我们这里不养熊猫啊啊

2818
01:53:02,700 --> 01:53:05,600
别呀别把这是黑暗骑士了

2819
01:53:05,600 --> 01:53:06,400
哎呀

2820
01:53:06,600 --> 01:53:09,900
他们都说我能把这个黑暗骑士唱的

2821
01:53:09,966 --> 01:53:11,466
唱的很很像

2822
01:53:12,500 --> 01:53:14,533
很伤心儿歌不知道为啥呀

2823
01:53:14,533 --> 01:53:16,333
我记得陈总有一天

2824
01:53:16,533 --> 01:53:19,099
来我直播间听黑暗骑士狂笑

2825
01:53:19,100 --> 01:53:20,500
给我上了4个舰长

2826
01:53:20,500 --> 01:53:22,800
然后一边听一边笑就狂笑

2827
01:53:23,133 --> 01:53:24,399
好多人会听啊

2828
01:53:24,400 --> 01:53:26,900
对啊是好多人会听啊就是一般

2829
01:53:27,300 --> 01:53:29,566
看主播也不一定非要互动嘛

2830
01:53:29,566 --> 01:53:32,599
虽然好听但是把夜夜故意唱成夜夜

2831
01:53:32,766 --> 01:53:35,266
我就夜夜我就夜夜

2832
01:53:35,266 --> 01:53:36,366
你怎么了

2833
01:53:37,466 --> 01:53:39,733
你不同意是吧我就夜夜

2834
01:53:39,933 --> 01:53:41,266
欢迎某山之

2835
01:53:41,266 --> 01:53:43,133
呃这叫版权规避

2836
01:53:43,133 --> 01:53:44,566
你懂个锤子

2837
01:53:45,266 --> 01:53:46,599
你懂个锤子

2838
01:53:53,666 --> 01:53:55,999
要下播了放一首戒烟

2839
01:53:56,000 --> 01:54:00,766
我们今天的直播生涯就到这里结束了

2840
01:54:01,333 --> 01:54:02,133
嗯

2841
01:54:02,700 --> 01:54:03,500
哼

2842
01:54:05,200 --> 01:54:06,500
喵呜喵呜

2843
01:54:16,800 --> 01:54:18,933
什么呢smoking free

2844
01:54:26,933 --> 01:54:27,733
嗨

2845
01:54:28,100 --> 01:54:31,400
你看沐浴带人家歌词不还是被警告

2846
01:54:31,733 --> 01:54:32,999
沐浴好惨呀

2847
01:54:33,000 --> 01:54:34,400
沐浴怎么这么惨

2848
01:54:35,066 --> 01:54:37,299
不过亮优真的挺厉害的

2849
01:54:37,300 --> 01:54:40,666
亮优亮优房车的能力一直都可以的

2850
01:54:41,100 --> 01:54:43,133
他他们发的那都啥呀

2851
01:54:43,133 --> 01:54:44,999
亮优说了5,000多条量

2852
01:54:45,000 --> 01:54:47,533
又一直都都都话很多呀

2853
01:54:47,533 --> 01:54:50,799
我还是我觉得挺好的起码话多

2854
01:54:50,933 --> 01:54:51,933
欢迎阿蒙耶

2855
01:54:51,933 --> 01:54:53,966
不拉黑我要走了

2856
01:54:54,266 --> 01:54:56,666
我会评价现在版权政策

2857
01:55:02,300 --> 01:55:05,800
爱创者没小米创作者也没多收米

2858
01:55:05,800 --> 01:55:06,600
被谁收了

2859
01:55:06,600 --> 01:55:07,600
我不好受

2860
01:55:08,966 --> 01:55:09,966
我还没吃点

2861
01:55:09,966 --> 01:55:11,099
热热切切

2862
01:55:11,100 --> 01:55:13,500
人家可能睡着了要不然我也要

2863
01:55:14,566 --> 01:55:16,599
啊我也要睡了

2864
01:55:18,700 --> 01:55:19,866
别急好吗

2865
01:55:19,866 --> 01:55:22,799
好好好别急别急好吗

2866
01:55:25,466 --> 01:55:26,333
别急

2867
01:55:29,200 --> 01:55:33,200
戒了烟我不习惯

2868
01:55:33,200 --> 01:55:36,866
没有你我怎么办

2869
01:55:37,200 --> 01:55:40,900
3年零一个礼拜

2870
01:55:41,200 --> 01:55:44,933
才学会怎么忍耐

2871
01:55:45,200 --> 01:55:49,166
你给过我的伤害

2872
01:55:49,200 --> 01:55:52,933
是没有一句责怪

2873
01:55:53,166 --> 01:55:59,299
戒了烟染上悲伤我也不

2874
01:56:14,366 --> 01:56:17,066
你说最近过的还

2875
01:56:18,566 --> 01:56:19,366
行吗

2876
01:56:20,200 --> 01:56:22,266
呃不一定吧

2877
01:56:22,266 --> 01:56:24,733
11点半我状态好就来

2878
01:56:25,266 --> 01:56:26,299
我争取来

2879
01:56:26,366 --> 01:56:29,066
没睡着没睡着刚才处理了点事

2880
01:56:29,066 --> 01:56:29,866
别急

2881
01:56:30,700 --> 01:56:32,900
10点半考完就来 8点半

2882
01:56:36,566 --> 01:56:38,666
晚上好呀爱喵喵

2883
01:56:39,366 --> 01:56:42,933
我得到了惩罚

2884
01:56:45,200 --> 01:56:49,166
戒了烟我不习惯

2885
01:56:49,166 --> 01:56:52,966
没有你我怎么办

2886
01:56:53,200 --> 01:56:56,933
3年零一个礼拜

2887
01:56:57,200 --> 01:57:00,666
才学会怎么忍耐

2888
01:57:00,866 --> 01:57:03,299
啊结晶国女皇

2889
01:57:03,733 --> 01:57:04,533
啊

2890
01:57:05,666 --> 01:57:06,999
结晶国国王

2891
01:57:07,000 --> 01:57:08,866
结晶国女花是吧

2892
01:57:08,866 --> 01:57:10,666
结晶国国王可不是我呀

2893
01:57:10,666 --> 01:57:13,166
我可不敢乱当结晶国王

2894
01:57:14,266 --> 01:57:16,166
逮住是逮住人家

2895
01:57:16,866 --> 01:57:19,699
七夕上班辛苦了呀辛苦了

2896
01:57:19,700 --> 01:57:21,300
我出去也考试了

2897
01:57:24,366 --> 01:57:26,066
我也不想

2898
01:57:27,300 --> 01:57:29,600
没有你我怎么办

2899
01:57:30,600 --> 01:57:32,866
来我给你们唱你的原声好高哎

2900
01:57:32,866 --> 01:57:34,533
什么怎么连起来了

2901
01:57:34,533 --> 01:57:37,166
别连了别连我最近网不好

2902
01:57:37,400 --> 01:57:39,466
最近不知道什么情况

2903
01:57:41,700 --> 01:57:45,500
戒了烟我不习惯

2904
01:57:45,866 --> 01:57:49,399
没有你我怎么办

2905
01:57:49,766 --> 01:57:53,533
3年零一个礼拜

2906
01:57:53,700 --> 01:57:57,400
才学会怎么忍耐

2907
01:57:57,900 --> 01:58:01,566
你给过我的伤害

2908
01:58:01,666 --> 01:58:05,366
是没有一句责怪

2909
01:58:05,700 --> 01:58:09,666
戒了烟染上悲伤

2910
01:58:09,733 --> 01:58:12,499
我也不想

2911
01:58:13,766 --> 01:58:14,399
七夕快乐

2912
01:58:14,400 --> 01:58:15,933
大家七夕快乐

2913
01:58:16,000 --> 01:58:17,266
那么今天呢

2914
01:58:17,266 --> 01:58:20,266
没有你我去上班哈哈哈

2915
01:58:20,500 --> 01:58:22,933
中午午休吗中午午休吗

2916
01:58:22,933 --> 01:58:25,566
嗯七夕快乐你

2917
01:58:26,200 --> 01:58:29,933
拜拜拜拜喵呼喵呼

2918
01:58:30,300 --> 01:58:31,466
爱你爱你

2919
01:58:31,500 --> 01:58:32,866
感动感动

2920
01:58:32,966 --> 01:58:34,533
谢谢谢谢

2921
01:58:34,600 --> 01:58:36,000
再见再见

2922
01:58:36,000 --> 01:58:39,366
睡觉睡觉拜拜拜拜

2923
01:58:44,166 --> 01:58:47,499
Y2除了之后就摆着故意摆着哼

2924
01:58:47,500 --> 01:58:48,666
故意摆着

2925
01:58:50,366 --> 01:58:51,366
拜拜六

2926
01:58:54,666 --> 01:58:55,966
还在家里吗

2927
01:58:55,966 --> 01:58:57,799
我都播到12点半了

2928
01:58:57,800 --> 01:59:00,700
我操这12点之后家里还有别的男生

2929
01:59:00,700 --> 01:59:02,266
我真有点无语了

2930
01:59:02,533 --> 01:59:05,133
甚至下次能不能过了12点之后你

2931
01:59:05,300 --> 01:59:07,600
你去你去别的地方玩呀

2932
01:59:07,600 --> 01:59:09,400
我真我不好意思说

2933
01:59:10,166 --> 01:59:13,599
12点都过后半夜了家人还别人

2934
01:59:13,600 --> 01:59:15,966
今天没有来西也没有大航海

2935
01:59:15,966 --> 01:59:16,999
这俩不用谢了

2936
01:59:17,000 --> 01:59:19,266
我们就从礼物里面开始谢吧

2937
01:59:20,000 --> 01:59:21,766
今天这俩可以跳过了

2938
01:59:21,766 --> 01:59:23,666
谢礼物的时间所用很短

2939
01:59:23,666 --> 01:59:25,499
我们就随便放个歌吧

2940
01:59:25,766 --> 01:59:28,333
放个分开旅行吧祝这个

2941
01:59:28,733 --> 01:59:31,533
大家都不要被这什么困难

2942
01:59:32,333 --> 01:59:33,733
不要被信息发困扰

2943
01:59:33,733 --> 01:59:37,199
然后晚上的话记得来听我的恋爱主持

2944
01:59:37,200 --> 01:59:38,000
七夕湘潭

2945
01:59:41,666 --> 01:59:42,999
谢谢大家的牛蛙

2946
01:59:43,000 --> 01:59:44,500
爱了爱了打call

2947
01:59:44,766 --> 01:59:46,733
嗯还有小花花呢

2948
01:59:47,466 --> 01:59:49,666
谢谢谢谢少林的

2949
01:59:51,366 --> 01:59:53,666
谢谢少林的10个相似动物

2950
01:59:53,666 --> 01:59:55,733
山中的5个相似动庙

2951
01:59:56,333 --> 01:59:58,899
呃谢谢谢谢谢

2952
01:59:59,600 --> 02:00:01,900
谢狗是喵的桃之夭夭

2953
02:00:02,133 --> 02:00:05,566
谢谢谢谢谢谢来源的梦游仙境啊

2954
02:00:05,600 --> 02:00:07,133
感谢支持呢

2955
02:00:10,666 --> 02:00:12,866
谢谢小雨给我的4个心心相印

2956
02:00:13,066 --> 02:00:14,199
太过分了

2957
02:00:15,500 --> 02:00:17,700
在你的怀里

2958
02:00:18,300 --> 02:00:21,866
却不一定在你心里

2959
02:00:22,133 --> 02:00:25,566
巴黎下了一整天雨

2960
02:00:38,266 --> 02:00:41,133
我不想要去证明

2961
02:00:41,333 --> 02:00:44,366
也不知道怎样证明

2962
02:00:44,366 --> 02:00:47,166
相爱是两人事情

2963
02:00:47,166 --> 02:00:50,099
我不喜欢你怀疑

2964
02:00:50,200 --> 02:00:53,666
怀疑爱是可怕的武器

2965
02:00:53,900 --> 02:00:55,933
谋杀了爱情

2966
02:00:55,933 --> 02:01:00,399
我在这里本来是晴晴朗好天气

2967
02:01:00,700 --> 02:01:01,500
like party

2968
02:01:02,666 --> 02:01:05,199
送给你我的心

2969
02:01:05,600 --> 02:01:11,666
计划是分开旅行啊为何像结局

2970
02:01:11,666 --> 02:01:17,066
我明白停在你的怀里

2971
02:01:17,400 --> 02:01:20,766
却不一定在你心里

2972
02:01:21,400 --> 02:01:24,466
把你陷入成天局

2973
02:01:25,466 --> 02:01:27,466
爱到怎样的程度

2974
02:01:27,533 --> 02:01:30,666
不停的反复忘了爱怎么投入

2975
02:01:30,666 --> 02:01:34,399
现在两条路应该怎么走牵不牵我的手

2976
02:01:34,400 --> 02:01:36,933
等到最后妥协的还是我

2977
02:01:37,266 --> 02:01:40,066
所以baby在一个人睡着的

2978
02:01:45,666 --> 02:01:47,566
这个原版好像不是这样的

2979
02:01:50,200 --> 02:01:52,666
给你我的心

2980
02:01:52,966 --> 02:01:55,766
计划是分开旅行啊

2981
02:01:55,766 --> 02:01:58,933
为何像结局

2982
02:01:59,000 --> 02:02:04,366
我明白睡在你的怀里

2983
02:02:04,933 --> 02:02:08,399
却不一定在你心里

2984
02:02:08,733 --> 02:02:11,866
巴黎下一整天雨

2985
02:02:11,866 --> 02:02:16,133
让风送给你我的心

2986
02:02:16,866 --> 02:02:19,566
计划是分开旅行啊

2987
02:02:19,566 --> 02:02:22,766
为何像结局

2988
02:02:22,766 --> 02:02:28,099
我明白停在你的怀里

2989
02:02:28,533 --> 02:02:32,333
却不一定在你心里

2990
02:02:32,966 --> 02:02:35,733
爱你下一整天雨

2991
02:02:37,000 --> 02:02:39,400
我选择去洛杉矶

2992
02:02:39,400 --> 02:02:43,166
你一个人要飞向巴黎

2993
02:02:43,166 --> 02:02:45,933
尊重各自的决定

2994
02:02:45,966 --> 02:02:48,699
维持和平的爱情

2995
02:02:48,700 --> 02:02:51,166
相爱是一种习题

2996
02:02:51,166 --> 02:02:54,499
在自由和亲密中有疑

2997
02:02:54,500 --> 02:02:57,600
你问过太多次我爱不爱你

2998
02:02:57,600 --> 02:02:59,533
black black heart

2999
02:02:59,966 --> 02:03:02,533
送给你我的心

3000
02:03:02,700 --> 02:03:05,266
计划是分开旅行啊

3001
02:03:05,266 --> 02:03:08,299
为何像结局

3002
02:03:08,300 --> 02:03:13,300
我明白停在你的怀里

3003
02:03:13,566 --> 02:03:16,933
却不一定在你心里

3004
02:03:17,066 --> 02:03:20,199
巴黎下了一整天雨

3005
02:03:22,333 --> 02:03:23,133
嗯

3006
02:03:24,500 --> 02:03:27,533
休息一下不需要那么问题哈哈

3007
02:03:27,533 --> 02:03:28,733
不会了rap不会了

3008
02:03:28,733 --> 02:03:30,766
拜了谢谢大家七夕快乐

3009
02:03:30,800 --> 02:03:32,866
好了拜拜晚上见

3010
02:03:34,200 --> 02:03:36,400
这歌就应该那个ID的唱

3011
02:03:36,400 --> 02:03:37,966
不ID不会唱歌

3012
02:03:37,966 --> 02:03:39,499
好了拜拜

3013
02:03:39,500 --> 02:03:40,966
拜拜拜拜

3014
02:03:40,966 --> 02:03:42,333
不要不要不要