1 00:00:11,780 --> 00:00:12,020 gimme 2 00:00:12,020 --> 00:00:12,260 gimme 3 00:00:12,260 --> 00:00:12,560 gimme 4 00:00:13,700 --> 00:00:15,080 i'm in the bathroom 5 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:22,160 went to the reaper takes my life 6 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:24,260 never gonna get me out of life 7 00:00:24,260 --> 00:00:27,060 i will live with dies and million lives 8 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:32,450 more patience is raining is the entertaining 9 00:00:32,450 --> 00:00:36,880 your patience is raining is the to tell me 10 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:40,000 why are you come here a 11 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:45,120 you know that i'm making a ena is not in no one 12 00:00:45,140 --> 00:00:45,740 啊 13 00:00:45,740 --> 00:00:46,910 咿呀咿呀 14 00:00:46,910 --> 00:00:47,800 got the sp 15 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:55,920 old playing with the sea of tof mine 16 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:57,000 there was no grain 17 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,020 black and white 18 00:00:58,020 --> 00:01:00,339 there was never wrong to there was right 19 00:01:02,060 --> 00:01:03,400 feeling like a bottle 20 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:03,779 hurt 21 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:07,400 see all the vulture circle in burning in the plains 22 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:09,149 i'm working in in the 23 00:01:09,149 --> 00:01:10,769 bed is darkneo 24 00:01:10,769 --> 00:01:13,169 patience is raining as the 25 00:01:13,169 --> 00:01:18,980 su to tell me your patience is raining is the entertame 26 00:01:18,980 --> 00:01:21,800 aa a a brthis feeling 27 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:22,040 yeah 28 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:24,920 you know when i'm losing on the truck 29 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:27,730 because this magic in my b啊 30 00:01:27,730 --> 00:01:29,060 咿呀咿呀 31 00:01:29,380 --> 00:01:31,240 it's getting into my soul 32 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:33,340 coi headed for your stars 33 00:01:33,340 --> 00:01:35,560 cause this magic when i f 34 00:01:38,940 --> 00:01:40,789 哈喽哈喽 35 00:01:40,789 --> 00:01:42,319 早上好 36 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:44,329 虽然对大家来说早上 37 00:01:44,329 --> 00:01:47,329 但是对我来说是一个晚上啊 38 00:01:47,329 --> 00:01:51,580 然后我我我挺困的人 39 00:01:51,580 --> 00:01:53,680 实话实说我挺困的 40 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:58,770 我每天最困的时候就是晚上要上播之前 41 00:01:58,770 --> 00:02:00,930 跟早上要上播之前啊 42 00:02:00,930 --> 00:02:02,160 这个是坏 43 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:02,640 哎 44 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:04,140 你们听一下我这个闹铃 45 00:02:04,140 --> 00:02:05,160 哈哈哈哈哈 46 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:07,060 他刚醒的 47 00:02:07,100 --> 00:02:09,540 他刚想了 48 00:02:10,779 --> 00:02:12,419 往天也是四个 49 00:02:12,419 --> 00:02:13,499 然后叫不起来 50 00:02:13,499 --> 00:02:15,540 我你知道吗 51 00:02:16,719 --> 00:02:18,899 啊猜错了 52 00:02:18,899 --> 00:02:24,520 我下午的射手将呢没有睡好就睡 53 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:26,130 睡了一小会 54 00:02:26,130 --> 00:02:27,690 只睡了一小会儿 55 00:02:27,690 --> 00:02:28,770 你别在我这点 56 00:02:28,770 --> 00:02:32,370 这个我放不了境外通通 57 00:02:32,370 --> 00:02:34,250 这些所有东西都不能放 58 00:02:34,250 --> 00:02:36,650 等下我的天赋 59 00:02:43,119 --> 00:02:45,599 不知道不知道干啥就被封了 60 00:02:45,599 --> 00:02:47,789 所以大家不要发任何日期啊 61 00:02:47,789 --> 00:02:49,439 过节啊相关的东西 62 00:02:49,439 --> 00:02:52,730 因为就是呃不知道为啥他就会被封 63 00:02:52,730 --> 00:02:53,480 真的 64 00:02:57,080 --> 00:02:58,000 对不起 65 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,140 斯密马赛啊 66 00:02:59,140 --> 00:02:59,800 来一趟 67 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:00,460 告诉大家 68 00:03:00,460 --> 00:03:02,140 今天早上我醒了 69 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:04,720 待会我待会我不给你直播是吧 70 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:05,500 我不给你直播 71 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:06,400 我就走了 72 00:03:06,579 --> 00:03:07,440 嘿 73 00:03:09,759 --> 00:03:13,799 讨厌红色的电量外加根本信号 74 00:03:13,799 --> 00:03:15,419 怕找不到你 75 00:03:15,419 --> 00:03:17,519 好想你的坏笑 76 00:03:17,519 --> 00:03:19,079 饿的受不了 77 00:03:19,079 --> 00:03:20,849 又不想吃太饱 78 00:03:20,849 --> 00:03:22,589 你要对我很好 79 00:03:22,589 --> 00:03:24,570 我才能睡得着 80 00:03:24,570 --> 00:03:26,850 每天都要撒娇 81 00:03:26,850 --> 00:03:29,510 我最重要独特的方式 82 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:31,550 别人体验不到 83 00:03:31,550 --> 00:03:33,380 我是你的女王 84 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:35,140 你是我的太阳 85 00:03:35,140 --> 00:03:38,160 让我们相互给一个抱抱 86 00:03:38,579 --> 00:03:41,069 忍不住哈哈哈哈 87 00:03:41,069 --> 00:03:42,419 笑女般的笑 88 00:03:42,419 --> 00:03:44,819 我想要抓抓抓抓 89 00:03:44,819 --> 00:03:46,109 想做你的猫 90 00:03:46,109 --> 00:03:48,439 长大野啊啊 91 00:03:48,439 --> 00:03:52,099 你摔倒不要不是你逃逃逃逃 92 00:03:52,099 --> 00:03:53,620 要在你怀抱 93 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:57,100 不是上来就开摆啊 94 00:03:57,100 --> 00:04:00,400 是我必须每天我在睡醒之前 95 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:02,680 我就必须得唱一会儿歌 96 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:05,179 然后我才能久 97 00:04:05,179 --> 00:04:09,439 而且每天的时候都是刚刚刚起床 98 00:04:09,439 --> 00:04:10,339 刚开嗓 99 00:04:10,339 --> 00:04:12,259 刚进来跟你们说第一句话 100 00:04:12,259 --> 00:04:15,999 的时候我是嗓子状态最好了 101 00:04:15,999 --> 00:04:18,579 到后面很多歌就一句也唱不了了 102 00:04:18,579 --> 00:04:21,329 比如这首歌我现在是能给你们唱 103 00:04:21,329 --> 00:04:23,009 但是我等一下我就唱不了了 104 00:04:23,009 --> 00:04:25,280 你知道吧 105 00:04:25,280 --> 00:04:26,000 早上好 106 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:26,900 天津早上好 107 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:28,760 马克特酋长果实喵 108 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:29,570 等我的狼 109 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:30,260 早上好 110 00:04:30,260 --> 00:04:31,700 谢谢海月一更新 111 00:04:31,700 --> 00:04:32,300 早上好 112 00:04:32,300 --> 00:04:33,900 威斯特法乖乖 113 00:04:33,900 --> 00:04:35,100 早上好啊 114 00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:38,220 是不是好几天没有跟大家在早上见面了 115 00:04:38,220 --> 00:04:39,300 这不得不说 116 00:04:44,339 --> 00:04:46,259 然后大放假的早上九点多 117 00:04:46,259 --> 00:04:47,639 大家起来能看v 118 00:04:47,639 --> 00:04:49,139 我还是首先要表扬一下大家 119 00:04:49,139 --> 00:04:51,810 就是主播人在境外都没有办法 120 00:04:51,810 --> 00:04:54,500 在这个时间起来给大家来当路人 121 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:56,060 大家趁这个时间坚 122 00:04:56,060 --> 00:04:58,340 持起来看v我觉得是非常厉害的 123 00:04:58,340 --> 00:04:59,860 你知道吧 124 00:04:59,860 --> 00:05:01,540 你杂谈要开嗓 125 00:05:01,540 --> 00:05:03,830 我脑子得醒吧 126 00:05:03,830 --> 00:05:06,050 脑子得醒吧不行 127 00:05:06,050 --> 00:05:07,100 那我跟你说 128 00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:08,720 不如去冲浪 129 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:10,420 我不睡觉的时候 130 00:05:10,420 --> 00:05:11,080 没有事的时候 131 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:12,740 我都在冲浪的 132 00:05:12,740 --> 00:05:15,380 但是很多那种灵感之类的 133 00:05:15,380 --> 00:05:17,060 并不是关于直播的 134 00:05:17,060 --> 00:05:19,520 而是说因为我一个人要干很多活 135 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:23,379 我今天得到的一些启示是切片方面的 136 00:05:23,379 --> 00:05:26,289 对我今天得到的其实是切片 137 00:05:26,289 --> 00:05:29,510 跟那个纪念回活动策划相关的 138 00:05:29,510 --> 00:05:30,890 但只是一个想法 139 00:05:30,890 --> 00:05:32,330 不一定能做到 140 00:05:32,330 --> 00:05:34,190 所以说我就没有办法说说 141 00:05:34,190 --> 00:05:36,580 你知道吧 142 00:05:37,060 --> 00:05:38,850 好像那般的夏 143 00:05:38,850 --> 00:05:41,220 我想要扎扎扎扎 144 00:05:41,220 --> 00:05:42,780 想做你的猫 145 00:05:42,780 --> 00:05:46,560 这不是答应了果实喵要给他录的 146 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:49,970 歌吗对吧 147 00:05:50,010 --> 00:05:52,070 但是还是学的不好啊 148 00:05:52,070 --> 00:05:53,930 这个私下就跟那个麒麟一样 149 00:05:53,930 --> 00:05:56,590 其实我有练过大家点的歌 150 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:58,150 其实我我都有练过 151 00:05:58,150 --> 00:05:58,630 你知道吧 152 00:05:58,630 --> 00:06:00,130 该找男运营了 153 00:06:00,130 --> 00:06:02,950 也没有几个男的能像主播一样好玩吧 154 00:06:02,950 --> 00:06:03,909 我跟你说 155 00:06:03,909 --> 00:06:04,869 不是我 156 00:06:04,869 --> 00:06:05,949 我的思路的话 157 00:06:05,949 --> 00:06:09,980 跟一般的男生和女生差别还是比较大的 158 00:06:10,980 --> 00:06:14,280 我今天除了除了去那个 159 00:06:14,300 --> 00:06:17,540 找了一些剪视频的灵感之外 160 00:06:17,540 --> 00:06:22,060 好像其他的就是看了一下鞠婧祎的舞台 161 00:06:23,059 --> 00:06:24,339 大家对不起我 162 00:06:24,339 --> 00:06:24,939 我真的 163 00:06:24,939 --> 00:06:29,350 我真的挺喜欢那个长得漂亮的女生的 164 00:06:29,350 --> 00:06:30,730 就看人家跳舞 165 00:06:30,730 --> 00:06:32,050 然后笑得甜甜的 166 00:06:32,050 --> 00:06:33,790 我觉得哇真棒 167 00:06:33,790 --> 00:06:36,720 跳板已经很好听啦 168 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:38,880 看着音乐唱歌一点点进步 169 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:41,580 哎我我觉得我唱歌这个事情 170 00:06:41,580 --> 00:06:45,540 最大的一个问题就是不管什么时期来的 171 00:06:45,540 --> 00:06:47,610 观众要夸我的歌 172 00:06:47,610 --> 00:06:49,020 永远只有一句话 173 00:06:49,020 --> 00:06:53,380 就是就是呃就是啊 174 00:06:53,380 --> 00:06:56,560 主播你唱歌进步的越来越多了 175 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:59,300 不管是去年11月的观众 176 00:06:59,300 --> 00:07:00,620 还是今年1月的 177 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:01,280 3月的 178 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:01,820 5月的 179 00:07:01,820 --> 00:07:02,480 7月的 180 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:06,020 永远对主播的歌力评价就只有一句话啊 181 00:07:06,020 --> 00:07:08,760 主播你唱歌进步的越来越快了 182 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:09,780 我这个进步 183 00:07:09,780 --> 00:07:12,240 到底什么时候才能有一个停止呢 184 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:14,720 哈哈哈哈哈啊哈哈 185 00:07:16,819 --> 00:07:18,339 上升空间很大 186 00:07:18,339 --> 00:07:21,520 并且即将越来越大是吧 187 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:23,020 长得好看我也喜欢 188 00:07:23,020 --> 00:07:23,440 你知道吧 189 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:26,140 我我真的很喜欢长得漂亮的女孩子 190 00:07:26,140 --> 00:07:26,830 你知道吧 191 00:07:26,830 --> 00:07:30,560 很多时候很多时候就是怎么说呢 192 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:33,200 虽然我其实很多时候不太理解 193 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:33,920 谈恋爱的时候 194 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:36,200 大家宁愿选择漂亮的女孩子 195 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:38,780 就是假如说这两个东西不能共存的话 196 00:07:38,780 --> 00:07:41,660 更多的人是会选择去追漂亮的女孩子 197 00:07:41,660 --> 00:07:43,220 而不是性格好的女生 198 00:07:43,220 --> 00:07:45,980 到后面我发现如果外貌她不够漂亮的话 199 00:07:45,980 --> 00:07:49,760 可能到后面她就他就你就你就不想去了解 200 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:51,140 他的性格到底是什么样的 201 00:07:51,140 --> 00:07:51,500 你知道吧 202 00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:55,240 很多时候你觉得他他性格吧可能没有 203 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:56,260 那么好相处 204 00:07:56,260 --> 00:07:57,700 但是一看到他的脸 205 00:07:57,700 --> 00:07:58,900 马上就原谅他了 206 00:07:58,900 --> 00:08:00,580 哎呀我也有这种问题 207 00:08:01,099 --> 00:08:02,599 我都不是异性 208 00:08:02,599 --> 00:08:03,799 我都是同性 209 00:08:03,799 --> 00:08:05,100 我都会嗯 210 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:06,230 你懂吧 211 00:08:06,230 --> 00:08:08,180 都能上冰火了啊 212 00:08:08,180 --> 00:08:09,380 冰火今天有没有 213 00:08:09,380 --> 00:08:11,600 我今天今天没有玩 214 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:16,300 可能你嗓子就那样走可爱路线啊 215 00:08:16,300 --> 00:08:17,170 也没有吧 216 00:08:17,170 --> 00:08:18,010 也没有 217 00:08:18,010 --> 00:08:21,190 本音唱歌的话倒是好了一点 218 00:08:21,190 --> 00:08:24,079 但是嗯好了一点 219 00:08:24,079 --> 00:08:24,919 好的不多 220 00:08:24,919 --> 00:08:27,620 本音唱歌我自己听很奇怪 221 00:08:28,860 --> 00:08:30,800 大家快来帮我杀了一下 222 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:32,990 我到底是打次级联赛呀 223 00:08:32,990 --> 00:08:35,360 还是去绝lpl啊 224 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:39,970 这个航班任务差三个舰长主播就就晋级了 225 00:08:39,970 --> 00:08:42,610 这三个舰长主播今天晚上还来播 226 00:08:42,610 --> 00:08:43,780 今天白天还来播 227 00:08:43,780 --> 00:08:45,370 不可能播不够啊 228 00:08:45,370 --> 00:08:46,090 就差两个 229 00:08:46,090 --> 00:08:47,710 舰长就就完成了 230 00:08:47,710 --> 00:08:50,900 所以说就是呃如果现在要卡分的话 231 00:08:50,900 --> 00:08:52,670 我就得在直播间贴一个 232 00:08:52,670 --> 00:08:55,140 今天千万不要给我打钱 233 00:08:55,140 --> 00:08:58,140 谁打钱我就是谁的 234 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:00,590 我就是谁的 235 00:09:00,590 --> 00:09:02,300 爹的话 236 00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:06,320 感觉不太尊重我就是谁的呃 237 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:08,300 呃你错在 238 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:10,540 不打的话就不晋级了呀 239 00:09:10,540 --> 00:09:11,860 不打就不晋级了 240 00:09:11,860 --> 00:09:12,460 不打的话 241 00:09:12,460 --> 00:09:14,380 今天就就挂一个不打钱 242 00:09:14,380 --> 00:09:15,700 不要打钱的那个牌子了 243 00:09:15,700 --> 00:09:16,380 你知道吧 244 00:09:16,380 --> 00:09:17,370 那么自信 245 00:09:17,370 --> 00:09:19,240 我播三小时 246 00:09:19,540 --> 00:09:21,760 这大留学生刷盘子 247 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:24,219 三小时能刷出来200块钱了 248 00:09:24,420 --> 00:09:25,440 哈哈哈 249 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:27,780 我播三小时 250 00:09:27,780 --> 00:09:29,699 三小时能刷出来安排了 251 00:09:31,260 --> 00:09:33,000 你好 252 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,320 等一下你老公呢 253 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:35,760 你老公没睡醒吧 254 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:37,380 你老公是个挂在我直播间 255 00:09:37,380 --> 00:09:38,580 的啊 256 00:09:38,580 --> 00:09:40,680 你老公是个挂在我直播间的 257 00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:42,700 昨天我进了算分的时候 258 00:09:42,700 --> 00:09:44,740 看到他名字是这样子的 259 00:09:45,100 --> 00:09:46,630 不知道不知道呃 260 00:09:46,630 --> 00:09:50,050 就我我还是推荐大家不要不要那个什么 261 00:09:50,050 --> 00:09:52,120 不要挂在我直播间睡觉啊 262 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:53,560 我真的很害怕吵醒你 263 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:54,339 知道吧 264 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:55,960 你老公这么多 265 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:57,820 你能进来点名道姓找的 266 00:09:57,820 --> 00:09:58,540 欢迎登记 267 00:09:58,540 --> 00:10:02,440 你要进来点名道姓找的肯定是机长啊 268 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:03,620 还能是谁呀 269 00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:09,040 肯定是舰长呀 270 00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:11,940 因为人只会觉得得到了奖励 271 00:10:11,940 --> 00:10:12,300 对呀 272 00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:14,850 怎么骂大家大家都只会觉得得到了奖励 273 00:10:14,850 --> 00:10:18,959 所以就唉顺带肥猫 274 00:10:18,959 --> 00:10:21,299 我们研究一下这几天半个纪念会 275 00:10:21,299 --> 00:10:23,069 顺带把比赛打了 276 00:10:23,069 --> 00:10:24,929 璃月主播试播 277 00:10:24,929 --> 00:10:28,229 还有两天的时间没有任何准备啊 278 00:10:28,229 --> 00:10:30,960 到时候就跟大家回忆一下吧 279 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:33,960 这1年虽然我我平常也一直在回忆啊 280 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:36,960 但是但是可能有人没有系统性的听过 281 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:37,680 我的回忆 282 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:39,240 如果想听肥猫回忆扣 283 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:42,580 一知道你老公是天顶 284 00:10:42,580 --> 00:10:43,500 需要 285 00:10:45,300 --> 00:10:46,910 你去群里喊他吧 286 00:10:46,910 --> 00:10:50,400 这个点他应该醒了 287 00:10:52,220 --> 00:10:54,460 我现在真的就好多时钟 288 00:10:54,460 --> 00:10:55,000 你知道吧 289 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,220 自从我有了好多观众之后 290 00:10:57,220 --> 00:11:00,590 我除了呃北京的时间 291 00:11:00,590 --> 00:11:03,530 加了一个那个多伦多的事件 292 00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:05,150 加了一个温哥华的时间 293 00:11:05,150 --> 00:11:08,320 加了一个那个呃悉尼的时间 294 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:09,730 加了一个墨尔本的时间 295 00:11:09,730 --> 00:11:11,560 又加了一个伦敦的时间啊 296 00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:14,220 还加了一个纽约的时间 297 00:11:14,220 --> 00:11:16,500 方便我判断大家的时间 298 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:17,250 你知道吗 299 00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:19,200 我加了好多好多的时钟 300 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,080 你知道吗 301 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,160 baby boy 302 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:22,120 i could show you 303 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:25,600 how to do i just wanna kiss you 304 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:26,140 baby 305 00:11:26,140 --> 00:11:27,890 don't know what you wanna say 306 00:11:27,890 --> 00:11:31,130 当你把自由约里藏一只猫 307 00:11:31,130 --> 00:11:32,720 你家什么感觉 308 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:33,780 没错药 309 00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,580 晚上好恶心的事 310 00:11:35,580 --> 00:11:36,930 都没亮着啊 311 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:41,020 刚才我大概七点来钟的时候 312 00:11:41,020 --> 00:11:42,730 看到还是亮着的 313 00:11:42,730 --> 00:11:47,000 全球小男友酒店前台海王 314 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,740 哈哈哈 315 00:11:48,740 --> 00:11:49,680 不是啊 316 00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:53,840 就有的时候需要判断一下你们出没的时间 317 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:56,300 你知道你都不加加大东海岸时间 318 00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:59,479 姜大原来分三个时间吗 319 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:03,020 加大原来分三个时间啊 320 00:12:03,050 --> 00:12:06,500 你也想到国际酒店了 321 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:08,060 国际酒店确实有这个设定啊 322 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:10,490 我小的时候第一次去游泳馆的时候 323 00:12:10,490 --> 00:12:11,720 看到他的那个 324 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:13,970 他那个本来是个酒店改的游泳馆 325 00:12:13,970 --> 00:12:16,560 然后他一楼的那个前台的地方 326 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:18,000 上面就有一大排的钟 327 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,450 就有好多好多好多地方的时间 328 00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:23,690 总盯着那个中看 329 00:12:23,690 --> 00:12:24,950 没有想到自己手机里 330 00:12:24,950 --> 00:12:26,660 现在一大堆这个东西啊 331 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,410 妈咪根本不关心你 332 00:12:29,410 --> 00:12:31,270 日本不就差一个小时吗 333 00:12:31,270 --> 00:12:32,620 日本就差一个小时 334 00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:33,880 啥 335 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:37,480 为了爷爷你家的北京时间啊 336 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:39,020 可是老子在加拿大诶 337 00:12:39,020 --> 00:12:41,780 你为了哪个b站的北京时间啊 338 00:12:41,780 --> 00:12:42,980 可是我在江大诶 339 00:12:42,980 --> 00:12:45,140 你为了我家北京时间啊 340 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,560 加拿大原来是不止三个吗 341 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,900 诶原来是这样的吗 342 00:12:51,900 --> 00:12:53,760 那你那边现在是几点了 343 00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:57,150 你那边现在不是不是09:40吗 344 00:12:57,150 --> 00:12:58,230 晚上09:40 345 00:12:58,230 --> 00:12:59,670 原来不是这样哦不对 346 00:12:59,670 --> 00:13:01,170 你比我要晚一个小时 347 00:13:01,170 --> 00:13:01,950 我想起来了 348 00:13:01,950 --> 00:13:02,780 你比我晚 349 00:13:02,780 --> 00:13:04,100 你比我晚一个小时的 350 00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:05,150 我想起来了 351 00:13:05,150 --> 00:13:06,620 你经常跟我说 352 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:09,380 但是我我我我却忘记了 353 00:13:09,380 --> 00:13:10,700 哎呀我是罪 354 00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:11,400 人 355 00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:15,760 人之间的环境还没准备好 356 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:17,620 人和多伦多一个时间嘛 357 00:13:17,620 --> 00:13:19,599 安省都是多伦多时间啊 358 00:13:19,700 --> 00:13:22,040 暴风雨已经灭人 359 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:23,000 爱是你烦 360 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:27,640 心里便造人生谎言也难躲避 361 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:35,010 当一把手下每次发b站的那个预约之前 362 00:13:35,010 --> 00:13:39,770 我都会把我的手机时钟调回国内的时间 363 00:13:39,770 --> 00:13:40,850 要不然的话 364 00:13:40,850 --> 00:13:45,050 他就会就跟着我的那个手机自带时间去走 365 00:13:45,050 --> 00:13:46,010 我也不知道他为什么 366 00:13:46,010 --> 00:13:48,780 这个东西设置成本地的设置 367 00:13:48,820 --> 00:13:54,220 不知不觉在家长该下哪有这么夸张啊 368 00:13:54,220 --> 00:13:55,060 又不是北极圈 369 00:13:55,060 --> 00:13:57,950 引领西部 370 00:13:57,950 --> 00:14:01,430 中部东部大西洋和女芬兰单独一个哦 371 00:14:01,430 --> 00:14:02,450 这么多时间 372 00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:04,880 一天到晚撤回 373 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:07,610 祈祷心愿请勿预告 374 00:14:07,610 --> 00:14:09,350 黑屏来电 375 00:14:09,350 --> 00:14:11,520 转身不敢逃跑 376 00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:14,280 我每天起床之前 377 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:15,480 为了吵醒自己 378 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,820 真的是先先唱歌 379 00:14:17,820 --> 00:14:19,320 先唱十分钟的歌 380 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:20,160 你知道吧 381 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,939 卡尔加里9月就下雪 382 00:14:23,140 --> 00:14:25,620 哎你说的是那个呃 383 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:28,020 你说的不会是那个班 384 00:14:28,020 --> 00:14:30,120 班服下面的那个正版叫什 385 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,260 么卡莫尔 386 00:14:31,260 --> 00:14:32,790 卡莫尔对 387 00:14:32,790 --> 00:14:34,020 是不是叫卡莫尔 388 00:14:34,020 --> 00:14:35,790 你说的不会是卡米尔吧 389 00:14:35,790 --> 00:14:37,260 上爱心的球拍 390 00:14:39,540 --> 00:14:46,690 不明白这个平时也不开预约直播了 391 00:14:46,690 --> 00:14:49,740 纪念回还要你们约我干嘛呀 392 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,060 除了纪念回 393 00:14:51,060 --> 00:14:53,820 也没有什么太大的必要去预约吧 394 00:14:53,820 --> 00:14:55,680 那个那个凯尔家里这边 395 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:57,500 他是不是海拔比较高啊 396 00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:58,820 都不用去拜佛 397 00:14:58,820 --> 00:15:01,220 卡尔加里有时候9月就开始下雪了 398 00:15:01,220 --> 00:15:02,840 我上次去卡尔加里的时候 399 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:04,650 当地的那个导游司机 400 00:15:04,650 --> 00:15:07,950 他就一门心思地给我们推销 401 00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,930 说唉呀凯尔家里是什么 402 00:15:09,930 --> 00:15:14,230 加大第三城市人口数量仅次于什么多伦多 403 00:15:14,230 --> 00:15:14,950 温哥华 404 00:15:14,950 --> 00:15:18,130 然后呢也有这个大家生活得非常幸福 405 00:15:18,130 --> 00:15:19,550 开始家里又没有那么卷 406 00:15:19,550 --> 00:15:21,830 最关键的是房价很便宜啊 407 00:15:21,830 --> 00:15:24,290 这个呃是什么温哥华的三分之 408 00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:26,690 一多伦多的2.5分之一什么什么之类的 409 00:15:26,690 --> 00:15:28,370 我也没记住具体的数字 410 00:15:28,370 --> 00:15:32,090 给我同行的这个我我室友搞得特别心动 411 00:15:32,090 --> 00:15:32,960 你知道吧 412 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:34,700 后面一查才发现 413 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,680 就这边就是就业 414 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:38,480 也不能说是一潭死水吧 415 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,760 但是肯定没有那两个城市要好 416 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:44,720 而且就温度不太不太合适 417 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:46,910 温度有点实在太冷了对啊 418 00:15:46,910 --> 00:15:48,520 9月就开始下雪了 419 00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:52,440 你是比较喜欢看大活动的 420 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:53,640 可惜你个废物 421 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:55,140 办活动也是杂谈 422 00:15:55,140 --> 00:15:56,170 那怎么办呢 423 00:15:56,170 --> 00:15:57,550 我办活动唱歌 424 00:15:57,550 --> 00:15:58,690 你们要说对吧 425 00:15:58,690 --> 00:16:01,690 主播办活动反而比平常杂谈还要拉啊 426 00:16:01,690 --> 00:16:02,680 怎么会是呢 427 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,210 怎么会事呢 428 00:16:04,210 --> 00:16:06,370 谢谢安稳的早睡的心灵钥匙 429 00:16:06,370 --> 00:16:07,450 或者你一个 430 00:16:07,450 --> 00:16:10,260 多主播可以给你出游嘛 431 00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:11,100 以后再说吧 432 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:11,880 以后再说吧 433 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:14,160 等那个起码这个10年之后吧 434 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:16,920 谢谢安稳的早睡的30个星星钥匙 435 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:18,329 你感谢支持 436 00:16:18,329 --> 00:16:21,509 加拿大是英联邦国家嘛 437 00:16:21,509 --> 00:16:23,329 加拿大都是钱 438 00:16:23,329 --> 00:16:24,769 上面倒是会一女王 439 00:16:24,769 --> 00:16:27,079 但是我不知道他是不是应该帮国家 440 00:16:27,079 --> 00:16:28,669 可能可能算吧 441 00:16:28,669 --> 00:16:29,839 可能算吧 442 00:16:29,839 --> 00:16:31,859 跟你说好 443 00:16:33,140 --> 00:16:35,560 呼喊出我心意 444 00:16:37,060 --> 00:16:38,980 呼唤漫天风雨 445 00:16:38,980 --> 00:16:41,180 你就算我办活动唱歌 446 00:16:41,180 --> 00:16:42,680 我估计也是事先录好 447 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:44,360 然后找人做过后期的 448 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:45,170 你知道吧 449 00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,510 应该是应该是事先录好 450 00:16:47,510 --> 00:16:48,890 找人做个后期的 451 00:16:48,890 --> 00:16:51,590 应该是没有办法直接上来就硬唱的 452 00:16:51,590 --> 00:16:52,560 你知道吧 453 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,000 因为办活动的话 454 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,820 我觉得节目效果的呈 455 00:16:56,820 --> 00:16:58,440 现更大于什么的 456 00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:02,440 更大于更大于那个呃真正现场的意义 457 00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:03,580 尤其是大家都知道 458 00:17:03,580 --> 00:17:05,020 我并不是一个格式 459 00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:05,860 并不是一个跳舞 460 00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:06,940 如果哪天拨片 461 00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:08,250 我肯定会跟大家说 462 00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:10,230 这个是拨了片播出来的 463 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:11,040 你知道吧 464 00:17:12,340 --> 00:17:16,639 曾经是现在不打算就是逆子啊 465 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:19,260 办活动拨片应付 466 00:17:19,260 --> 00:17:20,100 办活动 467 00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:21,720 看视频没活 468 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:22,500 办活动 469 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:23,739 唱歌摆烂 470 00:17:23,739 --> 00:17:26,090 办活动杂谈跟平常一样 471 00:17:26,090 --> 00:17:28,370 办活动睡觉神中神 472 00:17:30,710 --> 00:17:35,530 24小时带重回做一个挑战是吧 473 00:17:35,530 --> 00:17:39,850 能待在床上连续睡觉24小时的米娅 474 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,650 米娅会获得胜利 475 00:17:41,650 --> 00:17:43,270 是废物 476 00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:45,370 哈哈哈 477 00:17:45,370 --> 00:17:47,170 一言以蔽之是吧 478 00:17:47,170 --> 00:17:49,210 我觉得干过的还挺好的 479 00:17:49,210 --> 00:17:50,700 废物 480 00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:55,409 大家可能感觉我今天咳的频率有点高啊 481 00:17:55,409 --> 00:17:58,529 是因为早上起来这个确实是身体状况 482 00:17:58,529 --> 00:18:00,149 没有晚上的时候好 483 00:18:00,149 --> 00:18:02,020 所以我现在其实很虚 484 00:18:02,020 --> 00:18:03,700 我现在真的很少 485 00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:05,980 我越虚咳的次数就越多 486 00:18:05,980 --> 00:18:07,370 最近都是这样的 487 00:18:07,370 --> 00:18:08,390 神中神 488 00:18:08,390 --> 00:18:09,929 我要听小咪呼噜 489 00:18:09,929 --> 00:18:11,789 要是我坐在这里睡觉 490 00:18:11,789 --> 00:18:13,889 就有源源不断的舰长 491 00:18:13,889 --> 00:18:16,830 而c礼物大米飘屏 492 00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:20,490 这把小时总榜第一主播员永远都睡在这里 493 00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:21,150 长睡不醒 494 00:18:21,150 --> 00:18:22,710 我即将化身睡美人 495 00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:23,100 然 496 00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:26,700 永远不要有这个耽误主播主播事业的 497 00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:28,080 这个不长眼的王子 498 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:28,800 把我吻醒 499 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:29,700 永远永远不要 500 00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:31,560 好吧对 501 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:32,919 是杂谈训练 502 00:18:34,820 --> 00:18:37,180 但是呃橄榄加拿大 503 00:18:37,180 --> 00:18:39,820 还是有一部分人拿到一天假期五 504 00:18:39,820 --> 00:18:40,420 好像没有 505 00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:41,560 这一天假期 506 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:42,879 我有吗 507 00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:45,440 我有吗 508 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:48,980 有打呼过没有这种东西啊 509 00:18:48,980 --> 00:18:51,980 你们最多听我呛呛咳一下 510 00:18:51,980 --> 00:18:53,420 然后别人咳好吗 511 00:18:53,420 --> 00:18:54,800 太太累了 512 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,060 主要是太累了 513 00:18:56,060 --> 00:18:58,669 但我今天还是撑着来了是吧 514 00:18:58,669 --> 00:19:00,169 你不能说我是摆烂 515 00:19:00,169 --> 00:19:03,199 我只能说我是一个很有事业心的人 516 00:19:03,199 --> 00:19:06,559 在这个好长假的第二天对吧 517 00:19:06,559 --> 00:19:11,000 如果今天不做出来一个好好好的投稿 518 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,039 然后今天不来不来 519 00:19:13,039 --> 00:19:14,689 多多多投一下 520 00:19:14,689 --> 00:19:16,369 多投一下直播对吧 521 00:19:16,369 --> 00:19:17,479 多投入一下 522 00:19:17,479 --> 00:19:19,549 我会觉得挺对不起的 523 00:19:19,549 --> 00:19:22,360 因为平常的时候还能用那种啊 524 00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:23,230 不行不行 525 00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:24,610 今天今天什么 526 00:19:24,610 --> 00:19:25,690 今天上课啊 527 00:19:25,690 --> 00:19:29,830 学生都不在之类的去解释演示一下自己啊 528 00:19:29,830 --> 00:19:30,730 但今天的话 529 00:19:30,730 --> 00:19:34,530 我觉得就是一个比较好的一个时机对吧 530 00:19:34,530 --> 00:19:37,350 嗯可能会有一些新观众之类的 531 00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:38,430 所以我还是要来的 532 00:19:38,430 --> 00:19:39,390 哪怕状态不好 533 00:19:39,390 --> 00:19:40,470 就坐在这边 534 00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:41,670 就是努力过 535 00:19:41,670 --> 00:19:42,330 无怨无悔 536 00:19:42,330 --> 00:19:43,800 好吧笑吧 537 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,790 小猫能打个喷嚏吗 538 00:19:46,790 --> 00:19:48,620 啊这多音节那里咳了 539 00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:50,000 你还叫我打喷嚏是吧 540 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,370 投稿是你做的不是起个标题 541 00:19:52,370 --> 00:19:54,220 起标题起的三天 542 00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:56,200 这标题起了三天 543 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,220 大家请原谅 544 00:19:57,220 --> 00:19:57,460 我 545 00:19:57,460 --> 00:19:59,380 现在暂时没有特别多的 546 00:19:59,380 --> 00:20:02,220 这个做投稿的能力了 547 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:06,700 因为现在很多那种趣味性切片 548 00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:08,140 都是吃后期技术的 549 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,460 主播能自己切出来 550 00:20:09,460 --> 00:20:10,420 还有效果的 551 00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:12,370 肯定是讲道理的那种 552 00:20:12,370 --> 00:20:13,450 把字幕一上啊 553 00:20:13,450 --> 00:20:14,620 就可以的那种 554 00:20:14,620 --> 00:20:16,060 猫猫还是松鼠 555 00:20:16,060 --> 00:20:17,950 当然是可爱的 556 00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,480 猫猫大人 557 00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:21,460 你好 558 00:20:21,780 --> 00:20:22,950 是猪猪 559 00:20:22,950 --> 00:20:24,300 今天早上来播的 560 00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:25,260 所以不是猪 561 00:20:25,260 --> 00:20:26,520 早上来播了 562 00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:27,420 昨天不是说了 563 00:20:27,420 --> 00:20:28,590 早上不播的话 564 00:20:28,590 --> 00:20:30,780 就就这不行吧 565 00:20:30,780 --> 00:20:32,280 但是今天早上来播了 566 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:33,510 所以没关系啊 567 00:20:33,510 --> 00:20:34,220 哼 568 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,170 一进来就道理是吧 569 00:20:44,170 --> 00:20:46,330 你脑子里有没有点别的东西了 570 00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:48,010 能不能能不能别这样 571 00:20:48,010 --> 00:20:52,150 脑子里没点别的东西了 572 00:20:52,150 --> 00:20:54,190 不知道大家有没有吃过一个东西啊 573 00:20:54,190 --> 00:20:54,670 叫什么来着 574 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:58,710 叫叫叫叫泰式炒粉 575 00:20:58,710 --> 00:21:00,150 待在国内的时候 576 00:21:00,150 --> 00:21:02,010 就是有那种东南亚菜店 577 00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:05,300 你们可以点英文名字叫什么叫派派 578 00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:07,010 我本来以为是拍time 579 00:21:07,010 --> 00:21:08,000 但是我搜了一下 580 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,030 发现是拍子太就这个东西啊 581 00:21:11,030 --> 00:21:13,550 我今天点了一下这个派派 582 00:21:13,550 --> 00:21:17,469 因为我之前在本地的一家小餐馆吃 583 00:21:17,469 --> 00:21:17,769 它 584 00:21:17,769 --> 00:21:20,830 就有点像番茄酱炒宽面 585 00:21:20,830 --> 00:21:23,350 然后里面有什么豆芽海鲜 586 00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:24,670 还有鸡肉啊这些 587 00:21:24,670 --> 00:21:27,550 我觉得他是一个很经济实惠的一个东西啊 588 00:21:27,550 --> 00:21:29,110 今天想点个外卖 589 00:21:29,110 --> 00:21:29,830 奖励一下自己 590 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:32,080 毕竟是这个呃节日嘛 591 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,160 虽然我过不了 592 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:34,840 但是虽然也是节日嘛 593 00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:35,620 然后奖励一下 594 00:21:35,620 --> 00:21:37,360 奖励一下自己吃点好的吧 595 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:40,330 结果我点了另外一家的这个派派 596 00:21:40,330 --> 00:21:43,940 拿到手之后长得跟胡萝卜一模一样 597 00:21:43,940 --> 00:21:44,540 你知道吗 598 00:21:44,540 --> 00:21:46,070 你知道什么叫胡萝卜吧 599 00:21:46,070 --> 00:21:49,760 胡萝卜的意思就是他那个粉的 600 00:21:49,860 --> 00:21:52,440 谢谢给我买裤衩子 601 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:56,940 哈哈哈哈 602 00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:58,020 这什么名字 603 00:21:58,020 --> 00:21:58,740 谢谢谢谢 604 00:21:58,740 --> 00:22:00,690 给你买裤衩子的舰长 605 00:22:00,690 --> 00:22:01,949 我超我爹 606 00:22:07,940 --> 00:22:08,500 是的 607 00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:12,050 给你买裤衩就建长按或者女儿一个go主播 608 00:22:12,050 --> 00:22:13,550 现在的夫人好危险啊 609 00:22:13,550 --> 00:22:14,540 大家快帮我 610 00:22:14,540 --> 00:22:16,010 快帮我决定一下 611 00:22:16,010 --> 00:22:16,830 不行不行 612 00:22:16,830 --> 00:22:18,090 快帮我决定下分 613 00:22:18,090 --> 00:22:19,170 太危险了不行 614 00:22:19,170 --> 00:22:20,130 被我下播了 615 00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:21,330 太危险了太危险了 616 00:22:21,330 --> 00:22:22,850 现在谁怼我一下 617 00:22:22,850 --> 00:22:24,290 我马上就完成这个任务 618 00:22:24,290 --> 00:22:26,270 我就不能不能打次级联赛了 619 00:22:26,270 --> 00:22:28,380 我的天切 620 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:30,919 我超低 621 00:22:31,700 --> 00:22:34,840 马上主播男主rng顺利进正赛吗 622 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:36,580 老子马上打不了次级联赛 623 00:22:36,580 --> 00:22:38,080 马上要去打lpl了 624 00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:38,760 g了 625 00:22:39,020 --> 00:22:40,880 你自己决定没用的东西 626 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:41,480 我还能控制 627 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:42,560 你们不打你吧 628 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,480 你们谁谁打破主播的计划 629 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:45,920 然后狠狠的打100块钱 630 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:48,920 主播没有记好茶 631 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:52,919 我喝茶什么茶 632 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:55,260 他的舰长礼物是个裤衩吧 633 00:22:55,260 --> 00:22:56,400 那太便宜他了吧 634 00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:59,880 这起码得是总督才能做裤衩吧 635 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:03,790 遗憾辜负罗德曼蒂亚 636 00:23:03,790 --> 00:23:05,590 就我点的那个拍菜 637 00:23:05,590 --> 00:23:09,020 它本来应该是像番茄酱炒宽粉一样 638 00:23:09,020 --> 00:23:10,940 但是我点到了手之后 639 00:23:10,940 --> 00:23:13,290 发现它是一个说了 640 00:23:13,290 --> 00:23:16,230 长得和胡萝卜一模一样的场面 641 00:23:16,330 --> 00:23:20,640 就是它的粗细的程度和他的那个长度 642 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:24,810 还有它的颜色跟胡萝卜没有任何差别 643 00:23:24,810 --> 00:23:26,190 真的我都傻了 644 00:23:26,190 --> 00:23:27,030 我打开的时候 645 00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:29,889 我以为他给我装了一盒炒胡萝卜过来 646 00:23:29,889 --> 00:23:32,769 我非常试探的拿筷子戳了他一下 647 00:23:32,769 --> 00:23:35,320 发现是软的 648 00:23:35,460 --> 00:23:38,160 我焯水煮笋胡萝卜 649 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:41,040 然后家里筷子放到嘴里啊啊原来是面条 650 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:41,460 就这种 651 00:23:41,460 --> 00:23:42,560 感觉你知道吧 652 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:45,920 你还不如想想这次用什么活动打比赛 653 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:47,600 不是之前能不能骗到 654 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:48,320 骗不到的话 655 00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:50,800 我可能真的平a就能拿到 656 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:52,820 次级联赛的那个前十 657 00:23:52,820 --> 00:23:54,480 就能混点奖金 658 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:56,340 然后但是平a拿那个 659 00:23:56,340 --> 00:23:59,850 拿那个正正赛的前十是绝对不可能的 660 00:23:59,850 --> 00:24:01,410 因为这是全站比赛 661 00:24:01,410 --> 00:24:03,570 全场比赛反而进到那个正赛 662 00:24:03,570 --> 00:24:05,720 是没有什么优势的 663 00:24:05,860 --> 00:24:08,080 别惦记你那b直播了 664 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:08,800 你说的对 665 00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:11,740 但第五人格是由网易自主研发的 666 00:24:11,740 --> 00:24:15,209 一款1v4 不对称竞技冒险啊 667 00:24:15,209 --> 00:24:19,350 不是1v4 不对称竞技的这个对抗对抗 668 00:24:19,350 --> 00:24:20,910 非对称竞技游戏啊 669 00:24:20,910 --> 00:24:24,780 你将在其中扮演一名名为两仪世界的选手 670 00:24:24,780 --> 00:24:25,440 还能 671 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:26,220 毕业吗 672 00:24:26,220 --> 00:24:27,000 没事没事 673 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,440 我明天少播会唱 674 00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:29,899 明天我要考试 675 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,100 我天天整这么早播 676 00:24:33,100 --> 00:24:35,050 这是我正常的直播时间 677 00:24:35,050 --> 00:24:37,080 网片都是没睡醒 678 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:40,320 不是我看比赛看的很生气 679 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:41,040 你知道吗 680 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:44,640 就我我我还我还抽空看了一眼那个比赛 681 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:45,740 你知道吗 682 00:24:45,900 --> 00:24:47,640 怎么样才能不尽胜赛 683 00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:50,740 我今天今天今天一整天 684 00:24:50,740 --> 00:24:52,540 全部的营收小于100块钱 685 00:24:52,540 --> 00:24:54,110 就可以不用进正赛了 686 00:24:54,110 --> 00:24:57,350 就这场直播到后面一分钱都不能收了 687 00:24:57,350 --> 00:25:00,060 就可以不进正赛了 688 00:25:00,180 --> 00:25:04,140 扮演两仪是在跟八个陪玩小姐姐一决高下 689 00:25:04,140 --> 00:25:05,670 开启联合狩猎 690 00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:08,400 逐步探索蹭陪玩的真相 691 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,980 嗯嗯周末居然考试了 692 00:25:10,980 --> 00:25:11,340 嗯 693 00:25:15,700 --> 00:25:16,720 相思 694 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:19,540 轻放下梦中 695 00:25:19,540 --> 00:25:23,620 我痴痴牵挂 696 00:25:25,300 --> 00:25:27,090 顾不顾将相王侯 697 00:25:27,090 --> 00:25:28,710 管不管万世千秋 698 00:25:28,710 --> 00:25:32,800 求只求爱化解这万丈红尘纷乱永无休 699 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,540 爱更爱天长地久 700 00:25:34,540 --> 00:25:36,220 要更要似水温柔 701 00:25:36,220 --> 00:25:37,480 谁在乎谁主 702 00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:42,780 春秋一生有爱何惧风飞沙悲白发 703 00:25:42,780 --> 00:25:44,860 留不住芳华 704 00:25:45,100 --> 00:25:47,050 抛却江山如画 705 00:25:47,050 --> 00:25:48,700 换她笑面如花 706 00:25:48,700 --> 00:25:51,560 抵过这一生空牵挂 707 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:52,700 心若无怨 708 00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:54,770 爱恨也随她 709 00:25:54,770 --> 00:25:56,450 天地大情 710 00:25:56,450 --> 00:25:58,160 路永无涯 711 00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:03,540 只为给我加分了东西别给我加分 712 00:26:03,820 --> 00:26:07,780 别别别给我加分了 713 00:26:07,780 --> 00:26:10,899 完了完了完了完了完了完了剩80 714 00:26:11,140 --> 00:26:12,880 别别给我加分了 715 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:15,820 大家大家那个不是我觉得我打不过了 716 00:26:15,820 --> 00:26:18,100 真的我觉得我应该打不过的 717 00:26:18,100 --> 00:26:20,330 所以打次级联赛好像还好一点 718 00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:22,010 谢谢冬天的十个好运红 719 00:26:22,010 --> 00:26:23,270 叶谢谢果树喵的智慧 720 00:26:23,270 --> 00:26:23,750 结束了 721 00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:24,530 感谢支持 722 00:26:24,530 --> 00:26:25,830 会多点六加go 723 00:26:25,830 --> 00:26:26,850 我写在这里 724 00:26:26,850 --> 00:26:28,170 别别打钱了 725 00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:29,970 我现在别打钱了 726 00:26:29,970 --> 00:26:31,710 大家我打四级联赛 727 00:26:31,710 --> 00:26:36,360 又想打次级联赛 728 00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:44,200 大伙今天开启不打米计划好吗 729 00:26:45,060 --> 00:26:49,520 一生有爱何惧风飞沙悲白发 730 00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,659 留不住芳华 731 00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,750 抛却江山如画 732 00:26:53,750 --> 00:26:55,430 换她笑面如画 733 00:26:55,430 --> 00:26:58,330 碧光穿一生空牵挂 734 00:26:58,330 --> 00:26:59,470 心若无怨 735 00:26:59,470 --> 00:27:01,370 爱恨也随她 736 00:27:01,370 --> 00:27:04,820 天地大情路永无涯 737 00:27:04,820 --> 00:27:08,940 只为她小小天 738 00:27:08,940 --> 00:27:10,920 现在一言一言 739 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:15,960 大家一眼一眼一眼一悲白发 740 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:19,470 定为一眼 741 00:27:19,470 --> 00:27:28,100 我一眼我这一今天一眼爱恨也随他 742 00:27:28,100 --> 00:27:31,430 天地大情路永无涯 743 00:27:31,430 --> 00:27:36,440 只为她笑笑天下 744 00:27:36,540 --> 00:27:37,740 今天一眼 745 00:27:37,740 --> 00:27:39,450 大家千万别让我静静 746 00:27:39,450 --> 00:27:41,280 别送好运红叶了 747 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,560 别送300积分的礼物了 748 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:44,820 别卡我了 749 00:27:44,820 --> 00:27:49,080 我的天54465杠55000 750 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:52,640 本关目标值就就就嗯别打了 751 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:53,360 别打了 752 00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:54,320 真真别打了 753 00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:55,679 今天睁一眼了 754 00:27:58,139 --> 00:28:00,059 千万不要送给我啊 755 00:28:00,059 --> 00:28:00,839 求求你了 756 00:28:00,839 --> 00:28:01,979 千万不要送给你 757 00:28:01,979 --> 00:28:02,440 送给我 758 00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:03,160 我就改了 759 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:03,460 你知道吗 760 00:28:03,460 --> 00:28:05,320 我讲控个分刷到99 761 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:07,480 那谁谁进来随便送 762 00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:07,750 我 763 00:28:07,750 --> 00:28:09,160 不要送礼物了 764 00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:10,120 不要加分了 765 00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:11,080 不要送南哥 766 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:12,580 不要送牛蛙了 767 00:28:12,580 --> 00:28:15,020 不要不要不要送给大家 768 00:28:15,020 --> 00:28:16,820 大家这个咩咩啊对吧 769 00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:18,870 医生这个从来行得正 770 00:28:18,870 --> 00:28:19,350 坐得直 771 00:28:19,350 --> 00:28:20,310 光明磊落 772 00:28:20,310 --> 00:28:21,510 未曾求人啊 773 00:28:21,510 --> 00:28:22,440 求求大家 774 00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:23,520 我米米啊 775 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,200 我小咪在这里求大家 776 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,640 今天别打米了 777 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:27,840 不要不要打米了 778 00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:30,380 大家听我好像好好说说话 779 00:28:30,380 --> 00:28:30,860 说 780 00:28:30,860 --> 00:28:33,800 说完之后我就我就下播了 781 00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:37,200 写那什么嗯也不行 782 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:38,640 必须得送给你下播 783 00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,080 我到就黑屏打米 784 00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:40,620 你们 785 00:28:40,620 --> 00:28:43,780 平常怎么没有这种打米热情啊 786 00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:46,400 你赶上这种要扣分的 787 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:48,380 说别别别别折磨我 788 00:28:48,380 --> 00:28:48,800 求求了 789 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:50,760 我就大家都不要等 790 00:28:52,420 --> 00:28:55,170 大家我曾经说过一句话 791 00:28:55,170 --> 00:28:58,740 就是假如我们把这个晋级过了 792 00:28:58,740 --> 00:29:00,990 我就想去打打分 793 00:29:00,990 --> 00:29:03,750 但是这不是能打分的一个比赛 794 00:29:03,750 --> 00:29:06,740 所以我们别介不要再送了 795 00:29:07,340 --> 00:29:09,200 谢谢马扣扣的打call 796 00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:12,389 谢谢谢谢马克哥展示的牛蛙下播 797 00:29:12,389 --> 00:29:13,469 打米不加分吗 798 00:29:13,469 --> 00:29:14,069 哎真的吗 799 00:29:14,069 --> 00:29:14,369 真的吗 800 00:29:14,369 --> 00:29:15,509 我现在就想等一下 801 00:29:15,509 --> 00:29:16,409 那我现在就下来 802 00:29:16,409 --> 00:29:18,200 我们开群线吧 803 00:29:18,380 --> 00:29:19,220 我看一下 804 00:29:19,220 --> 00:29:21,080 我看一下助力规则 805 00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:21,560 等我看一下 806 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:22,520 别别搜了 807 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:23,270 别搜了 808 00:29:23,270 --> 00:29:24,140 不要再送了 809 00:29:24,140 --> 00:29:25,340 再送我就下播了 810 00:29:25,340 --> 00:29:27,730 刀就架在我脖子上了 811 00:29:27,730 --> 00:29:29,830 刀已经架在我脖子上了 812 00:29:29,830 --> 00:29:31,030 再送我就要下播了 813 00:29:31,030 --> 00:29:31,720 我跟你说 814 00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:33,250 再送我就要下播了 815 00:29:33,250 --> 00:29:34,780 你再送啊 816 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:41,860 没有啊 817 00:29:41,860 --> 00:29:48,060 他没有说朱丽贵在没有说上坡才算坏了 818 00:29:48,060 --> 00:29:48,620 坏了 819 00:29:48,860 --> 00:29:50,240 下播算了 820 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:51,020 下播算的 821 00:29:51,020 --> 00:29:52,880 因为我一开始看这个活动 822 00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:55,340 就是就是就是就是天顶的朋友 823 00:29:55,340 --> 00:29:57,260 在我黑屏的时候给我上了个舰长 824 00:29:57,260 --> 00:29:59,639 然后我发现我怎么有990分啊 825 00:29:59,700 --> 00:30:01,200 这个黑人是帅的 826 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:02,220 再送航班了 827 00:30:02,220 --> 00:30:03,690 不要再送了 828 00:30:03,690 --> 00:30:05,100 我要卡分了 829 00:30:05,100 --> 00:30:06,960 大家再送航班了 830 00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:08,220 别别别送了 831 00:30:08,220 --> 00:30:09,200 别送了 832 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:12,260 今天上舰没没没有活动 833 00:30:12,260 --> 00:30:13,580 没有活动了 834 00:30:13,580 --> 00:30:16,040 你写上天主播会吃蝌蚪气 835 00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,500 我就不要想学 836 00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:21,860 学个是个锤子 837 00:30:21,860 --> 00:30:22,760 别别别谢 838 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:24,620 两人事情书别打钱了 839 00:30:24,620 --> 00:30:26,659 不不要宝贝 840 00:30:29,260 --> 00:30:31,530 像像那个什么呆呆 841 00:30:31,530 --> 00:30:34,200 不要不要挑战主播的这个神经 842 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,120 再送再送跑航班去了 843 00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,340 再送卡的太死了 844 00:30:38,340 --> 00:30:42,100 这个如春水映梨花 845 00:30:42,100 --> 00:30:42,940 生日快乐 846 00:30:42,940 --> 00:30:46,480 不会结 847 00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:52,030 相思轻放下梦中 848 00:30:52,030 --> 00:30:56,419 我痴痴牵挂 849 00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,000 我就不应该强调 850 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:00,480 你知道吧 851 00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:01,440 我不强调的话 852 00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:04,080 很多时候大家就不会记得给我打钱 853 00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:04,920 这事情 854 00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:05,700 很多时候 855 00:31:05,700 --> 00:31:08,620 很多时候就是就是就是希望大家打钱的 856 00:31:08,620 --> 00:31:10,840 就看主播打3009 857 00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:12,560 你做梦我才不打呢 858 00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:13,220 我神经病 859 00:31:13,220 --> 00:31:15,740 我在打30连胜 860 00:31:16,570 --> 00:31:18,280 我又不是发病了 861 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:19,270 送点辣条 862 00:31:19,270 --> 00:31:19,630 送辣条 863 00:31:19,630 --> 00:31:20,170 不加粉 864 00:31:20,170 --> 00:31:21,010 送点辣条了 865 00:31:21,010 --> 00:31:22,390 差点没点穿啊 866 00:31:22,390 --> 00:31:23,969 不要打咩 867 00:31:23,969 --> 00:31:28,020 打算谁这把谁把我抬到航班 868 00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:30,120 我就平等的恨每一个人 869 00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:32,680 平等的讨厌每一个人 870 00:31:32,780 --> 00:31:34,280 不要让我晋级了 871 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:35,960 大家让我们做这个赛道 872 00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:37,580 这个赛道最厉害的人了 873 00:31:37,580 --> 00:31:38,420 好吧 874 00:31:38,420 --> 00:31:40,460 不不不要不要不要 875 00:31:40,460 --> 00:31:42,740 你们知不知道什么叫寸寸子啊 876 00:31:42,740 --> 00:31:43,040 大家知 877 00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:44,060 不知道什么叫寸子啊 878 00:31:44,060 --> 00:31:45,200 我给你们倒个数吧 879 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:45,699 好吧 880 00:31:45,699 --> 00:31:46,689 倒个数吧 881 00:31:46,689 --> 00:31:48,759 那个19 8765432 882 00:31:48,759 --> 00:31:51,150 别不要再送了啊 883 00:31:51,150 --> 00:31:52,440 这个倒个数吧 884 00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,900 然后就就就不要不要不要送了 885 00:31:54,900 --> 00:31:55,560 谢谢谢谢 886 00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:56,040 打call 887 00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:56,940 谢谢谢谢 888 00:31:56,940 --> 00:31:57,720 马扣扣蛋 889 00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:58,740 但是不要再送了 890 00:31:58,740 --> 00:32:00,100 真不要再送了 891 00:32:01,140 --> 00:32:04,140 这不是专门来给你们说一下 892 00:32:04,140 --> 00:32:05,160 送主播上去 893 00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:10,060 主播会主播笑得连鼠标都拿不稳了 894 00:32:10,060 --> 00:32:10,420 对不起 895 00:32:10,420 --> 00:32:13,120 调音量的时候可能不行 896 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:14,920 校园鼠标都拿不稳了 897 00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:16,120 你不是送我上去 898 00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:17,020 我会讨厌你 899 00:32:17,020 --> 00:32:20,940 要是说我平等的讨厌每一个人 900 00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:24,860 欢迎to reach for the summit 901 00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:27,660 我曾经跟大家说过 902 00:32:27,660 --> 00:32:30,680 不要挂着我的直播间睡觉啊 903 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:32,870 现在是几点十点 904 00:32:32,870 --> 00:32:35,120 钟英国的几点 905 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,230 英国的半夜三点 906 00:32:37,230 --> 00:32:38,790 你出现在我直播间里面 907 00:32:41,269 --> 00:32:44,349 如果让我再发现你早上出现在我直播间里 908 00:32:44,349 --> 00:32:45,429 我就拉黑你了 909 00:32:45,429 --> 00:32:49,020 让你看不到我意外的消失在你手机里 910 00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,240 不不不要不要飞 911 00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:51,720 不要飞 912 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:52,560 又卡档了 913 00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:54,360 不飞不飞不飞不飞不卡 914 00:32:55,020 --> 00:32:57,240 你说你看白银还是开黑机 915 00:32:58,020 --> 00:32:59,970 你要是送我上岛 916 00:32:59,970 --> 00:33:02,310 你就上个那个什么小电视飞船 917 00:33:02,310 --> 00:33:03,810 让我死得其所好吧 918 00:33:03,810 --> 00:33:06,540 你别你们最后那一个画一个花的 919 00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,080 你有什么想看礼物特效 920 00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:16,280 我想看那个36集的那个叫什么来着 921 00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:17,060 36级那 922 00:33:17,060 --> 00:33:19,379 叫什么来着呃 923 00:33:19,540 --> 00:33:25,080 you do know eg领航者飞船 924 00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:26,820 我想看我想看 925 00:33:26,820 --> 00:33:29,220 我想看海洋之心 926 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:31,180 咳咳咳咳 927 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:33,940 谢谢文静的幸运钥匙 928 00:33:33,940 --> 00:33:36,100 感谢支持红豆女儿的大哥 929 00:33:36,780 --> 00:33:39,000 这俩应该是没醒吧 930 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,659 就是进来不说话 931 00:33:52,660 --> 00:33:54,730 可以在乡村300中 932 00:33:54,730 --> 00:33:56,830 谢谢染衣室的两朵小花了 933 00:33:56,830 --> 00:33:57,430 30多星啊 934 00:33:57,430 --> 00:33:58,270 别别送了 935 00:33:58,270 --> 00:33:59,410 能不能别送了 936 00:33:59,410 --> 00:34:01,580 平常的时候对吧对吧 937 00:34:01,580 --> 00:34:03,020 主播pk大乱斗 938 00:34:03,020 --> 00:34:04,280 十分20分狠狠 939 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:05,510 被爆杀的时候 940 00:34:05,510 --> 00:34:06,920 大家都在这边啊 941 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:08,909 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 942 00:34:13,660 --> 00:34:15,240 摩拉克斯钟离不睡觉 943 00:34:19,939 --> 00:34:21,249 叛叛逆期 944 00:34:21,249 --> 00:34:21,999 别点了 945 00:34:21,999 --> 00:34:23,019 技巧别点了 946 00:34:23,019 --> 00:34:23,679 别点了 947 00:34:23,679 --> 00:34:24,039 再点 948 00:34:24,039 --> 00:34:25,509 我真要飞了 949 00:34:25,509 --> 00:34:28,360 坏了坏了坏了坏了坏了 950 00:34:28,659 --> 00:34:29,919 别别卡分了 951 00:34:29,919 --> 00:34:30,879 大家别卡分了 952 00:34:30,879 --> 00:34:32,979 剩剩40块钱了 953 00:34:32,979 --> 00:34:34,239 剩40块钱了 954 00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:35,979 不是这卡不住了 955 00:34:35,979 --> 00:34:37,670 一会儿就卡不住了 956 00:34:37,670 --> 00:34:38,450 没事没事 957 00:34:38,450 --> 00:34:40,250 发弹幕加了分已经加完了 958 00:34:40,250 --> 00:34:42,890 发弹幕一天最多只能加50块钱的粉 959 00:34:42,890 --> 00:34:43,970 已经过去了 960 00:34:43,970 --> 00:34:47,310 对我们我们已经卡到了 961 00:34:49,710 --> 00:34:52,540 完了完了完了完了被拿下 962 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,339 还有人质没事 963 00:34:54,339 --> 00:34:56,439 那这个那这个比赛就放掉了 964 00:34:56,439 --> 00:34:58,119 打到最后一关反而放掉了 965 00:34:58,119 --> 00:34:58,479 你知道吧 966 00:34:58,479 --> 00:34:59,199 再见了 967 00:34:59,199 --> 00:35:00,309 经常想抱 968 00:35:00,309 --> 00:35:04,640 不不不不不不行不行不行不行 969 00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:08,840 我就想着在家大早上来的还太早了 970 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:10,940 想着跑 971 00:35:11,750 --> 00:35:12,710 不行不行不行 972 00:35:12,710 --> 00:35:13,790 不能再进去了 973 00:35:13,790 --> 00:35:15,620 你在倒钱品 974 00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:18,620 白猫你理我一下 975 00:35:18,620 --> 00:35:19,760 不然我就要打游戏了 976 00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:21,180 诶怎么打东西 977 00:35:21,180 --> 00:35:23,620 同样的字也已经肥猫 978 00:35:23,620 --> 00:35:26,080 你怎么看待新晋的千舰大v 979 00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:27,460 蹭你主人的发色 980 00:35:27,460 --> 00:35:31,920 一个人心碎了 981 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:35,280 新晋千舰大v蹭你主人发色 982 00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:39,720 陶老师可能被写进历史 983 00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:41,790 向上绝不向下 984 00:35:41,790 --> 00:35:42,960 人做大 985 00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:44,000 就想个办法 986 00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:46,020 新进的千舰大v 987 00:35:46,020 --> 00:35:48,000 我是不是最近冲浪冲少了 988 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,700 打打雷打雷 989 00:36:02,540 --> 00:36:04,140 就是我觉得他他挺厉害的 990 00:36:04,140 --> 00:36:07,020 他数据上面就是能看出来他很厉害 991 00:36:07,020 --> 00:36:07,710 你知道吧 992 00:36:07,710 --> 00:36:09,370 但是其实细看的话 993 00:36:09,370 --> 00:36:11,050 因为为了避免影响自己的风格 994 00:36:11,050 --> 00:36:14,410 我是大部分的v都没有说去细看过 995 00:36:14,410 --> 00:36:15,910 除非路线完全不一样的 996 00:36:15,910 --> 00:36:18,840 会觉得膝盖这挺厉害的 997 00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:21,300 但是哎我觉得陶老师是前粉诶 998 00:36:21,300 --> 00:36:22,740 我觉得陶老师是前粉诶 999 00:36:22,740 --> 00:36:24,790 这位是身份吧 1000 00:36:24,790 --> 00:36:27,310 设计钻石项链还在不断向前 1001 00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:28,930 我要最大最闪的星星 1002 00:36:28,930 --> 00:36:29,840 像在新天 1003 00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:31,640 现在我只在乎我自己 1004 00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:32,900 搬出旧的街道 1005 00:36:32,900 --> 00:36:34,240 你对我望尘莫及 1006 00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:35,500 no one do locdo 1007 00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:37,900 don't make for fu 1008 00:36:37,900 --> 00:36:39,420 说什么是奇迹 1009 00:36:42,270 --> 00:36:45,750 就不要不要发相关的关键词啊 1010 00:36:45,750 --> 00:36:47,080 我现在到现在 1011 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:48,280 我也不知道为什么 1012 00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:50,080 最近有这么多境外的直播间 1013 00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,100 就哐哐的被ban了 1014 00:36:52,100 --> 00:36:56,090 但是但是就是就是就是这就不是说好话 1015 00:36:56,090 --> 00:36:56,870 坏话的问题 1016 00:36:56,870 --> 00:36:59,630 而是说就是一视同仁的死 1017 00:36:59,630 --> 00:37:01,070 一视同仁的记 1018 00:37:01,070 --> 00:37:05,140 所以说就不要不要不要发任何涉及到日期 1019 00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:06,220 不管是好还是坏 1020 00:37:06,220 --> 00:37:06,820 不管是发 1021 00:37:06,820 --> 00:37:09,700 不要发任何涉及到节点或者是什么之类的 1022 00:37:09,700 --> 00:37:10,600 什么都不要发 1023 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:16,300 谢谢就直说假期就行了啊 1024 00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:18,440 跟他们讲 1025 00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:20,780 想上绝不向下 1026 00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:21,920 能做大 1027 00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:23,200 就想个办法 1028 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:24,580 with my swa 1029 00:37:24,580 --> 00:37:25,480 长沙称霸 1030 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:27,680 就是叫你怕把我轰烂 1031 00:37:28,700 --> 00:37:30,280 作为一个境外人 1032 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:34,300 确实是天天夹着尾巴做人啊 1033 00:37:34,300 --> 00:37:36,250 被绊就不会进去 1034 00:37:36,250 --> 00:37:37,150 被绊的话 1035 00:37:37,150 --> 00:37:40,270 我我那个什么赛道也白打了呀 1036 00:37:40,270 --> 00:37:42,610 我好不容易走到那个哪的 1037 00:37:42,610 --> 00:37:45,450 我好不容易好不容易播到那个呃 1038 00:37:47,950 --> 00:37:49,380 这什么赛道呀 1039 00:37:49,380 --> 00:37:53,710 啊我好不容易过完了那个游轮任务的 1040 00:37:53,710 --> 00:37:55,210 我好不容易过完游轮 1041 00:37:57,670 --> 00:38:01,870 办了之后就就游轮资格都没有了 1042 00:38:01,870 --> 00:38:02,800 干嘛呀 1043 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:03,820 就这么欺负人 1044 00:38:03,820 --> 00:38:05,140 别欺负我呀 1045 00:38:05,899 --> 00:38:10,419 大家好不容易努力送肥猫上邮轮去旅游了 1046 00:38:10,419 --> 00:38:12,039 然后你一个举办是吧 1047 00:38:12,039 --> 00:38:13,210 我就被拿下了 1048 00:38:13,210 --> 00:38:15,490 千万最近别别乱举办人 1049 00:38:15,490 --> 00:38:17,410 因为平常举办可能闹着玩 1050 00:38:17,410 --> 00:38:18,970 但是这段时间举办的话 1051 00:38:18,970 --> 00:38:20,770 他是真的很容易被拿下来 1052 00:38:20,770 --> 00:38:21,460 你知道吧 1053 00:38:21,460 --> 00:38:24,420 他真的真的很容易被拿下 1054 00:38:24,819 --> 00:38:26,739 现在办是永伴吗 1055 00:38:26,739 --> 00:38:28,479 不一定是不是永伴啊 1056 00:38:28,479 --> 00:38:29,139 我不知道 1057 00:38:29,139 --> 00:38:31,089 但永伴的话是解不开的 1058 00:38:31,089 --> 00:38:32,420 欢迎超越 1059 00:38:32,420 --> 00:38:33,200 鲁班是解 1060 00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:33,920 不开的 1061 00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:35,180 我以前找过人 1062 00:38:35,180 --> 00:38:37,700 但是永伴确实解不开 1063 00:38:37,700 --> 00:38:39,620 没办法就没任何办法 1064 00:38:39,620 --> 00:38:40,960 可能因为主播 1065 00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:43,690 主播确实也不是特别认识人吧 1066 00:38:43,690 --> 00:38:46,090 就只是找自己的运营去问 1067 00:38:46,090 --> 00:38:48,980 但是永伴现在目前确实是解不开的 1068 00:38:48,980 --> 00:38:50,300 想请你再好 1069 00:38:50,620 --> 00:38:53,920 可能有一些比较大的社团啊之类的 1070 00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,980 他们可以直接有更高级的对接啊 1071 00:38:56,980 --> 00:38:59,140 可能人家直接跟高级运营说话 1072 00:38:59,140 --> 00:39:00,680 人家能通融通融 1073 00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:03,620 能转成什么15天那一个月呀 1074 00:39:03,620 --> 00:39:07,510 这但我这次真不宣的吧 1075 00:39:07,510 --> 00:39:10,630 我等到你终于来到桃花 1076 00:39:10,630 --> 00:39:12,880 旗袍随清风飘摇 1077 00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:13,510 心 1078 00:39:16,370 --> 00:39:18,970 我现在权限最多能干啥呢 1079 00:39:18,970 --> 00:39:21,650 就比如我打了一个哔哩哔哩的比赛 1080 00:39:21,650 --> 00:39:24,160 但是他有一个实体奖励 1081 00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:28,420 但是我忘记在那个期限之内去填那个地址 1082 00:39:28,420 --> 00:39:30,300 然后他就给我发不出来 1083 00:39:30,300 --> 00:39:32,940 本来正常来说应该算放弃了 1084 00:39:32,940 --> 00:39:39,960 但可能就呃超过时间的不是很长的 1085 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:41,760 那个那个那个范围之内吧 1086 00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:43,319 我还是可以那什么的 1087 00:39:43,319 --> 00:39:44,879 我还是可以去找运营 1088 00:39:44,879 --> 00:39:46,139 然后补贴一下 1089 00:39:46,139 --> 00:39:48,059 就只有这种权限 1090 00:39:48,059 --> 00:39:51,059 这个一直点赞会挨办了 1091 00:39:51,059 --> 00:39:52,640 而且点赞会吃饭的 1092 00:39:56,460 --> 00:40:00,300 谢谢小虎牙和加上小白有点cod等信息 1093 00:40:00,300 --> 00:40:01,140 谢谢 1094 00:40:02,980 --> 00:40:04,480 房管干下活 1095 00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:05,260 平常啊 1096 00:40:05,260 --> 00:40:09,310 不进主播给主播改名的时候这么快是吧 1097 00:40:09,310 --> 00:40:10,630 房管能不能干一下活 1098 00:40:10,630 --> 00:40:13,870 房管这弹幕刷屏刷的房管干活啦 1099 00:40:13,870 --> 00:40:15,460 听到没有 1100 00:40:15,460 --> 00:40:17,279 真是的 1101 00:40:17,279 --> 00:40:19,379 青丝孤芳自赏 1102 00:40:19,379 --> 00:40:20,639 眉目流盼 1103 00:40:20,639 --> 00:40:21,880 熙熙攘攘 1104 00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:24,220 听钟声回响缓慢悠扬 1105 00:40:24,220 --> 00:40:25,600 远方铃响起 1106 00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:26,790 你在何方 1107 00:40:26,790 --> 00:40:29,010 为你上那件桃花旗袍 1108 00:40:29,010 --> 00:40:30,210 金丝绣花 1109 00:40:30,210 --> 00:40:32,780 可人家主播你不能自己干嘛 1110 00:40:32,780 --> 00:40:35,660 那我给你跟给大家发房管干嘛呀 1111 00:40:35,660 --> 00:40:38,580 你总算能能能办一次人了 1112 00:40:38,580 --> 00:40:40,290 结果结果你们都不干 1113 00:40:40,290 --> 00:40:42,990 就想着办自己的朋友是吧 1114 00:40:42,990 --> 00:40:44,899 就欺负应该人 1115 00:40:45,779 --> 00:40:48,829 桃花旗袍随清风飘摇 1116 00:40:48,829 --> 00:40:50,929 心飘摇 1117 00:40:54,230 --> 00:40:56,630 能不能不要随便链接丢我们 1118 00:40:56,630 --> 00:40:59,570 因为人家脸 1119 00:41:00,180 --> 00:41:03,560 执子之手愿与子偕老 1120 00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:06,710 江山如画 1121 00:41:06,710 --> 00:41:07,760 如此多娇 1122 00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:12,940 怎可一人赴天涯海角 1123 00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:17,900 风月无边成一朵烟 1124 00:41:19,359 --> 00:41:22,580 只羡鸳鸯不羡桃花仙 1125 00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:26,420 该光速下播报平安安的 1126 00:41:26,420 --> 00:41:27,880 好像也不是不行啊 1127 00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:29,770 好像也不是不行了 1128 00:41:31,270 --> 00:41:32,290 反正肯定不是 1129 00:41:32,290 --> 00:41:35,590 不是主播的那个什么正正经观众啊 1130 00:41:35,590 --> 00:41:36,850 肯定不是正经观众 1131 00:41:36,850 --> 00:41:37,800 就是 1132 00:41:44,839 --> 00:41:45,819 真吓人 1133 00:41:45,819 --> 00:41:47,319 那今天一个小时就下了 1134 00:41:47,319 --> 00:41:48,980 是不是有点太早了 1135 00:41:51,899 --> 00:41:53,299 一个小时就下了 1136 00:41:53,299 --> 00:41:55,999 那这个导播跟那个走一个流程 1137 00:41:55,999 --> 00:41:57,840 有什么差别吗 1138 00:41:58,379 --> 00:42:01,589 有好看的妹妹上播打人啊 1139 00:42:01,589 --> 00:42:02,339 打人啊 1140 00:42:02,339 --> 00:42:03,980 你不会没事的时候 1141 00:42:03,980 --> 00:42:06,920 天天都拍的那个人与自然的那个频道 1142 00:42:09,620 --> 00:42:12,660 所以你才说咱说那个什么 1143 00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:17,460 你再说说那个那个那个天天都有 1144 00:42:17,460 --> 00:42:18,360 好看的妹妹照 1145 00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:19,140 不是舰长 1146 00:42:19,140 --> 00:42:20,010 你快睡觉 1147 00:42:20,010 --> 00:42:21,480 警长你快睡觉吧 1148 00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:22,560 你快睡觉吧 1149 00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:23,580 别别进场了 1150 00:42:23,580 --> 00:42:25,229 你快睡觉啊 1151 00:42:27,869 --> 00:42:29,429 谢谢真的小白牛哇 1152 00:42:29,429 --> 00:42:30,900 感谢支持 1153 00:42:31,439 --> 00:42:33,419 稳定打次级联赛好一点嘛 1154 00:42:33,419 --> 00:42:34,910 我也在想 1155 00:42:34,910 --> 00:42:37,970 但我下播之后搞不好还有人给我送东西 1156 00:42:37,970 --> 00:42:40,310 所以说我播不播其实都是一样的 1157 00:42:40,310 --> 00:42:40,970 你知道吧 1158 00:42:40,970 --> 00:42:42,480 谁要不想让我打气 1159 00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:44,040 联赛现在随便给我送点啥 1160 00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:47,990 我就直接就就就就就就上次的照吧 1161 00:42:49,790 --> 00:42:50,880 月子 1162 00:42:57,020 --> 00:43:01,439 所以现在走到这个分已经都一样了 1163 00:43:01,439 --> 00:43:04,169 这控分因为注意控太高了 1164 00:43:04,169 --> 00:43:05,639 本来以为不正常 1165 00:43:05,639 --> 00:43:06,779 不刻意去打的话 1166 00:43:06,779 --> 00:43:09,119 肯定是肯定是打不上去的 1167 00:43:09,119 --> 00:43:14,190 没想到注意到已经5.2回去 1168 00:43:14,190 --> 00:43:16,650 龙小虎出怀袖 1169 00:43:16,650 --> 00:43:21,650 其外失落海连波动描述指控后 1170 00:43:21,650 --> 00:43:24,140 先通着 1171 00:43:24,750 --> 00:43:28,500 啊我直播里面除了感动之外就哭过一次 1172 00:43:28,500 --> 00:43:31,350 我就哭过一次 1173 00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:33,660 哎我就哭过一次 1174 00:43:33,660 --> 00:43:34,620 我想起来了 1175 00:43:34,620 --> 00:43:36,540 我不是一次都没哭过呀 1176 00:43:36,540 --> 00:43:38,160 大家给我做生贺的时候 1177 00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:39,330 我哭过一次 1178 00:43:39,330 --> 00:43:42,340 然后那个什么时候呢 1179 00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:45,700 还有还有什么时候被大家写棉花糖的时候 1180 00:43:45,700 --> 00:43:46,660 被大家感动 1181 00:43:46,660 --> 00:43:47,820 哭过一次 1182 00:43:49,319 --> 00:43:52,530 还有一次就是什么时候 1183 00:43:52,530 --> 00:43:54,300 我刚跟机长认识的时候 1184 00:43:54,300 --> 00:43:56,680 跟机长哭了一次对 1185 00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:02,339 谢谢天羽圣元正派 1186 00:44:02,339 --> 00:44:03,440 感谢支持 1187 00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:04,700 你看还是有送礼物的 1188 00:44:04,700 --> 00:44:06,260 在播的时候真不会在刺身刀妹 1189 00:44:06,260 --> 00:44:08,020 我下播的时候有人吃 1190 00:44:08,419 --> 00:44:08,959 我 1191 00:44:08,959 --> 00:44:11,599 下播的时候也有人送我下播 1192 00:44:11,599 --> 00:44:13,339 起码起码得有3000分 1193 00:44:13,339 --> 00:44:16,660 是大家不知道为什么下播的时候送给我的 1194 00:44:16,759 --> 00:44:21,230 我自己查流水记录的时候发现的那次对 1195 00:44:21,230 --> 00:44:24,530 就是那次只有刚认识击掌的时候哭了一次 1196 00:44:24,530 --> 00:44:26,390 准确哎呀 1197 00:44:26,550 --> 00:44:28,850 还是挺挺挺不好的 1198 00:44:28,850 --> 00:44:29,510 挺不好的 1199 00:44:29,510 --> 00:44:31,950 忽然想起来主播什么样 1200 00:44:31,950 --> 00:44:33,480 看什么样的人能哭 1201 00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:36,150 当时确实是挺不好的 1202 00:44:37,410 --> 00:44:42,200 你三大相间色相构染 1203 00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:42,980 冰雪 1204 00:44:42,980 --> 00:44:44,980 先披琉璃胄 1205 00:44:44,980 --> 00:44:48,440 站住自江东轻音柔 1206 00:44:48,759 --> 00:44:51,279 我明明是坏的 1207 00:44:51,279 --> 00:44:54,780 大公和小晋级会哭吧 1208 00:44:56,220 --> 00:44:58,500 我晋级大家的负担小 1209 00:44:58,500 --> 00:45:01,680 晋级大家的负担大 1210 00:45:02,210 --> 00:45:03,470 我自己晋级了 1211 00:45:03,470 --> 00:45:04,970 大不了就是赢不了 1212 00:45:04,970 --> 00:45:05,750 你知道吧 1213 00:45:05,750 --> 00:45:08,340 但晋级了大家大家看人家分高 1214 00:45:08,340 --> 00:45:09,480 不然不会炸吗 1215 00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:11,700 主播头像是自己画的配饰啊 1216 00:45:11,700 --> 00:45:12,420 可爱吧 1217 00:45:12,420 --> 00:45:14,180 我也觉得很可爱 1218 00:45:14,460 --> 00:45:18,100 一世为散苍茫存款妙 1219 00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:22,040 晋级大家都润 1220 00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:23,540 那你们怎么这样啊 1221 00:45:23,540 --> 00:45:24,200 欢迎阿香 1222 00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:25,160 欢迎柯基小奶狗 1223 00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:27,170 中午好情 1224 00:45:27,170 --> 00:45:29,240 一念墨尽非空 1225 00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:31,980 百代飞白中 1226 00:45:32,919 --> 00:45:35,020 我以为秋 1227 00:45:36,580 --> 00:45:42,660 天使技巧为裙角能叫没吃够 1228 00:45:42,660 --> 00:45:48,040 这情能够只怪这人一唱 1229 00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:53,130 看主播鼻子那里没有东西 1230 00:45:53,130 --> 00:45:55,840 我有鼻子的别乱说 1231 00:45:57,100 --> 00:45:59,820 哎我有鼻子的别乱说啊 1232 00:45:59,820 --> 00:46:00,420 看到没有 1233 00:46:00,420 --> 00:46:03,779 有个点的 1234 00:46:03,779 --> 00:46:07,079 只言听秋水问蜉蝣 1235 00:46:07,079 --> 00:46:09,389 既然命不可量 1236 00:46:09,389 --> 00:46:13,820 北斗却何相思最温柔 1237 00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:16,420 暮盼花发光芒 1238 00:46:16,420 --> 00:46:17,980 忽然而老 1239 00:46:17,980 --> 00:46:20,050 1月28首 1240 00:46:20,050 --> 00:46:21,850 千年老 1241 00:46:31,030 --> 00:46:33,190 我一看到博士喵 1242 00:46:33,190 --> 00:46:34,750 我就想起他那个头像 1243 00:46:34,750 --> 00:46:37,470 是明日方舟里面的那个猪猪女孩 1244 00:46:37,470 --> 00:46:38,520 那个猪猪 1245 00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:40,620 然后你摸一下他的那个 1246 00:46:40,620 --> 00:46:43,140 我就就那个指着自己的人哦 1247 00:46:43,140 --> 00:46:45,660 哦摸摸那种感觉好可爱哦 1248 00:46:45,660 --> 00:46:49,200 可是喵喵喵确实就是感觉真的像个像个崽 1249 00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:49,920 崽也一样 1250 00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:50,880 像小孩子一样 1251 00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:51,960 也不是像小孩子一样 1252 00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:53,660 我们都很可爱的那种 1253 00:46:53,660 --> 00:46:54,740 把双手伸起来 1254 00:46:54,740 --> 00:46:57,320 妈妈抱抱那种那种就很可爱 1255 00:46:57,320 --> 00:47:01,080 你知道明明是猫猫哦 1256 00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:02,100 原来是猫猫吗 1257 00:47:02,100 --> 00:47:04,230 我还以为是小猪呢 1258 00:47:04,230 --> 00:47:05,680 对不起啊 1259 00:47:08,140 --> 00:47:11,680 就感觉是就爱摸摸摸摸这种这种感觉 1260 00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:12,700 你知道吗 1261 00:47:16,740 --> 00:47:19,440 卧槽粥批怎么认 1262 00:47:25,540 --> 00:47:27,190 扬起嘴角 1263 00:47:27,190 --> 00:47:28,690 心情很妙 1264 00:47:28,690 --> 00:47:31,630 那就是青春的味道 1265 00:47:31,630 --> 00:47:33,200 汗水更好 1266 00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:37,270 泪水就是我成长的记号 1267 00:47:37,270 --> 00:47:39,850 有转弯也有技巧 1268 00:47:39,850 --> 00:47:42,860 我们越过每个路桥 1269 00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:45,750 有尖叫也有欢笑 1270 00:47:45,750 --> 00:47:49,900 现在就跟我一起长沙哦 1271 00:47:49,900 --> 00:47:50,920 太久没唱了 1272 00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:53,080 忘了这歌什么调 1273 00:47:54,700 --> 00:47:56,070 给我信号 1274 00:47:56,070 --> 00:47:57,870 冲破无限速目标 1275 00:47:57,870 --> 00:47:59,130 跟着心跳 1276 00:47:59,130 --> 00:48:00,930 享受热情燃烧 1277 00:48:00,930 --> 00:48:04,160 给我力量冲向无限速方向 1278 00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:06,890 所有期盼就在前方 1279 00:48:06,890 --> 00:48:08,090 我的口号 1280 00:48:08,090 --> 00:48:09,890 挑战无限速目标 1281 00:48:09,890 --> 00:48:11,090 气氛刚好 1282 00:48:11,090 --> 00:48:13,000 我们一起奔跑 1283 00:48:14,060 --> 00:48:17,620 这首歌哎没有玩过qq飞车 1284 00:48:17,620 --> 00:48:19,540 但是主播却听了好久 1285 00:48:19,540 --> 00:48:20,740 很奇怪了 1286 00:48:24,439 --> 00:48:25,879 还是别圆了 1287 00:48:25,879 --> 00:48:27,199 圆不是坏人啊 1288 00:48:27,199 --> 00:48:30,310 你看绫华钟离都不是坏人 1289 00:48:30,310 --> 00:48:31,540 然后我又是温迪 1290 00:48:31,540 --> 00:48:32,340 对吧啊 1291 00:48:32,340 --> 00:48:33,870 我不是问题啊 1292 00:48:33,870 --> 00:48:37,720 但我喜欢温迪青春的味道 1293 00:48:37,720 --> 00:48:39,130 汗水真好 1294 00:48:39,130 --> 00:48:43,180 泪水就是我成长的记号 1295 00:48:43,180 --> 00:48:45,850 右转弯也有技巧 1296 00:48:45,850 --> 00:48:48,840 我们越过每个路桥 1297 00:48:49,180 --> 00:48:51,730 有尖叫也有欢笑 1298 00:48:51,730 --> 00:48:53,290 现在就跟着我 1299 00:48:53,290 --> 00:49:00,480 一起冲下我们梦想中的那个地 1300 00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:02,100 一凡给我信号 1301 00:49:02,100 --> 00:49:03,870 冲破无限速目标 1302 00:49:03,870 --> 00:49:05,130 给我心跳 1303 00:49:05,130 --> 00:49:06,930 享受热情燃烧 1304 00:49:06,930 --> 00:49:08,130 给我力量 1305 00:49:08,130 --> 00:49:10,240 冲向无前方向 1306 00:49:10,240 --> 00:49:13,170 所有期盼就在期盼 1307 00:49:13,170 --> 00:49:16,410 我是不是把他难听醒了 1308 00:49:16,410 --> 00:49:17,910 你能不能别啊 1309 00:49:17,910 --> 00:49:22,140 你睡不睡觉了 1310 00:49:22,180 --> 00:49:25,070 没有什么可以抵得 1311 00:49:32,740 --> 00:49:34,210 线速方向 1312 00:49:34,210 --> 00:49:36,850 所有我再也不在早场唱歌了 1313 00:49:36,850 --> 00:49:39,430 因为我知道有人会直接睡在我直播间里 1314 00:49:39,430 --> 00:49:40,090 你知道吧 1315 00:49:40,090 --> 00:49:41,650 而且不是一个两个 1316 00:49:41,650 --> 00:49:43,140 而且是很多人 1317 00:49:43,140 --> 00:49:43,860 我现在滑 1318 00:49:43,860 --> 00:49:46,260 我发现好几个人都睡在我直播间里 1319 00:49:46,260 --> 00:49:48,000 早上起来被我一嗓子嗷 1320 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:48,840 老婆好醒了 1321 00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:52,980 就觉得噩梦级别的一个起床办法啊好吧 1322 00:49:52,980 --> 00:49:55,380 我觉得比苹果默认的那个手机铃声 1323 00:49:55,380 --> 00:49:56,770 还要更恐怖 1324 00:49:56,770 --> 00:49:58,990 被主播唱歌唱醒的话 1325 00:49:58,990 --> 00:50:02,540 感觉这辈子都不是很想再睡觉了 1326 00:50:03,240 --> 00:50:04,500 太夸张了 1327 00:50:04,500 --> 00:50:05,820 太过分了 1328 00:50:05,820 --> 00:50:08,160 主播知道不太不太清楚 1329 00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:10,080 念被魔音贯耳惊醒 1330 00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:12,620 感觉这一天都不会再幸福 1331 00:50:12,980 --> 00:50:15,320 真的感觉这一天都不会太幸福了 1332 00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:16,240 你知道吧 1333 00:50:18,319 --> 00:50:20,020 啦啦啦啦 1334 00:50:20,299 --> 00:50:21,799 简直就是天籁 1335 00:50:21,799 --> 00:50:23,899 你现在不仅能送礼物 1336 00:50:23,899 --> 00:50:25,309 还能打字是吧 1337 00:50:25,309 --> 00:50:27,080 好听好听是吧 1338 00:50:28,879 --> 00:50:30,559 大家我推荐大家 1339 00:50:30,559 --> 00:50:33,739 千千万万不要逆着自己的时差去看直播 1340 00:50:33,739 --> 00:50:36,350 知道千千千千万不要理解自己的时间 1341 00:50:36,350 --> 00:50:36,950 去看直播 1342 00:50:36,950 --> 00:50:38,270 主播真的会很担心 1343 00:50:38,270 --> 00:50:40,570 尤其是我知道你们这个点 1344 00:50:40,570 --> 00:50:42,250 根本不应该醒着的时候 1345 00:50:42,250 --> 00:50:45,190 他却反常地出现在了直播间的时候 1346 00:50:45,190 --> 00:50:51,730 为什么奥利安阿q a是否还有一些无无奈 1347 00:50:51,730 --> 00:50:55,500 嘟嘟嘟不如和我一起热本奥日 1348 00:50:56,180 --> 00:50:57,880 尽情的享受 1349 00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:01,300 现在你是九点半起来看一眼 1350 00:51:01,300 --> 00:51:02,200 没有qq艾特 1351 00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:03,520 然后睡不着了啊 1352 00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:05,470 有呀有吧 1353 00:51:06,050 --> 00:51:07,570 明明是有的 1354 00:51:09,430 --> 00:51:10,570 被主播唱醒的话 1355 00:51:10,570 --> 00:51:13,020 我也觉得人生应该走到尽头了 1356 00:51:13,759 --> 00:51:16,239 我跟你高低得干一个 1357 00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:17,259 要不就我走到尽头 1358 00:51:17,259 --> 00:51:19,059 要不你走到尽头啊 1359 00:51:19,059 --> 00:51:20,360 我要人 1360 00:51:21,319 --> 00:51:23,679 我忘了一件事 1361 00:51:23,679 --> 00:51:24,579 大家忘了一件事 1362 00:51:24,579 --> 00:51:25,059 我忘了一件事 1363 00:51:25,059 --> 00:51:26,439 我晚上吃东西的时候 1364 00:51:26,439 --> 00:51:29,830 我把西瓜拿了出来 1365 00:51:29,830 --> 00:51:30,970 他还剩三片 1366 00:51:30,970 --> 00:51:32,470 然后我吃了一片半 1367 00:51:32,470 --> 00:51:33,850 我想着它太凉了 1368 00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:39,460 然后我就把它放在那五个小时过去了 1369 00:51:39,460 --> 00:51:42,720 他的常温下面既不在垃圾桶里 1370 00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:43,830 也不在冰箱里 1371 00:51:43,830 --> 00:51:45,120 等等到我下楼的时候 1372 00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:45,900 我下播之前 1373 00:51:45,900 --> 00:51:48,369 大家提醒我一下去去把那个西瓜扔掉 1374 00:51:48,369 --> 00:51:49,209 我给忘记了 1375 00:51:49,209 --> 00:51:50,529 我忘记了怎么扔下 1376 00:51:50,529 --> 00:51:51,380 我忘记了 1377 00:51:51,380 --> 00:51:53,990 他已经醒到可以开始打字了 1378 00:51:53,990 --> 00:51:55,100 是没办法了 1379 00:51:55,100 --> 00:51:56,080 你知道吧 1380 00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:01,800 完了完了完了完了全完了 1381 00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:02,740 我忘了 1382 00:52:02,740 --> 00:52:03,940 这下不能吃了 1383 00:52:03,940 --> 00:52:05,320 倒不是说不能吃了吧 1384 00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:06,400 怕他招虫子 1385 00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:08,440 主要是怕在招虫子 1386 00:52:09,820 --> 00:52:11,750 我怕有虫一定之王 1387 00:52:11,750 --> 00:52:16,320 现在你跟我们一起叫我一个人发呆 1388 00:52:17,419 --> 00:52:21,960 是否还有一些无奈不行的 1389 00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:25,200 你们知道西瓜汁这个东西它必须得加冰打 1390 00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:26,400 加冰沙打 1391 00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:27,960 必须得是冰镇的西瓜 1392 00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:29,069 然后加冰打 1393 00:52:29,069 --> 00:52:32,109 打出来之后才差不多 1394 00:52:32,109 --> 00:52:35,720 如果你要是常温的西瓜去打的话 1395 00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:38,600 当他打出来的那一刻 1396 00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:41,000 就会有那种坏掉的西瓜的味道 1397 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,320 真的你们可以试一下去 1398 00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:45,480 就是自己在家里面打西瓜汁的 1399 00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:46,920 跟饭店里面打西瓜 1400 00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:47,700 就那种冰的 1401 00:52:47,700 --> 00:52:48,660 为什么喝起来不一样 1402 00:52:48,660 --> 00:52:51,400 就是因为家里面常温打的话 1403 00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:52,480 一般都得加冰 1404 00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:53,800 然后再加个外加糖 1405 00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:55,360 如果你真拿那个西瓜打的话 1406 00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:59,430 真的爱你们 1407 00:52:59,430 --> 00:53:01,560 差那一点时差都来了 1408 00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:02,310 羡慕情况 1409 00:53:02,310 --> 00:53:03,210 别羡慕好吗 1410 00:53:03,210 --> 00:53:04,470 等下我下播就丢掉 1411 00:53:04,470 --> 00:53:05,250 下一波就是丢掉 1412 00:53:05,250 --> 00:53:06,690 反正今天那个什么 1413 00:53:06,690 --> 00:53:08,790 今天今天今天今天 1414 00:53:08,790 --> 00:53:11,670 我们我们那个那个那个那个什么 1415 00:53:12,670 --> 00:53:15,030 欢迎大头 1416 00:53:16,210 --> 00:53:18,190 谁是电音之王 1417 00:53:18,190 --> 00:53:20,050 我是电音之王 1418 00:53:20,050 --> 00:53:21,850 谁是电音之王 1419 00:53:21,850 --> 00:53:22,890 我是电 1420 00:53:22,890 --> 00:53:25,290 你们觉得我打个前十的那个 1421 00:53:25,290 --> 00:53:27,720 拿一个印章的概率到底有多大呀 1422 00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:33,070 主要他这个活动前每个赛道就那个骑行 1423 00:53:33,070 --> 00:53:36,220 就那航班跟游轮就只差一个印章 1424 00:53:36,220 --> 00:53:39,779 我一起嗨嗨嗨就不差别的了 1425 00:53:41,099 --> 00:53:42,299 万一我拿了分 1426 00:53:42,299 --> 00:53:44,459 就可以拿一个什么印章之类的 1427 00:53:44,459 --> 00:53:47,680 然后我到时候会觉得算了算了还是算了 1428 00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:49,300 我觉得应该拿不到前十 1429 00:53:49,300 --> 00:53:50,020 太难了 1430 00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:53,780 你们家水果贵吗 1431 00:53:53,980 --> 00:53:55,150 加拿大的话 1432 00:53:55,150 --> 00:53:59,339 西瓜应该是七刀一个吧 1433 00:53:59,339 --> 00:54:02,669 七刀八刀一个特大的那种 1434 00:54:04,859 --> 00:54:06,959 大概是12刀左右 1435 00:54:06,959 --> 00:54:09,419 但是他很很开盲盒 1436 00:54:09,419 --> 00:54:09,839 你知道吗 1437 00:54:09,839 --> 00:54:12,390 很多时候你看他长什么样子 1438 00:54:12,390 --> 00:54:13,710 他不是说像国内一样 1439 00:54:13,710 --> 00:54:14,820 你随便买一个 1440 00:54:14,820 --> 00:54:18,100 你随便买一个什么样的那种那种西瓜 1441 00:54:18,100 --> 00:54:19,900 然后你切开都很漂亮 1442 00:54:19,900 --> 00:54:22,180 我第一次在家里买西瓜的时候 1443 00:54:22,180 --> 00:54:25,290 就是围着那个西瓜摊子挑了半天 1444 00:54:25,290 --> 00:54:26,670 挑了十分钟啊 1445 00:54:26,670 --> 00:54:28,530 周边的外国人都看着我 1446 00:54:28,530 --> 00:54:31,120 因为好像据说是亚洲人 1447 00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:33,340 中国人有挑西瓜的这个能力吗 1448 00:54:33,340 --> 00:54:35,320 但是我的话我就完全没有 1449 00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:36,390 我挑了之后 1450 00:54:36,390 --> 00:54:39,270 我按照他所说的那种什么瓜地偏小啊 1451 00:54:39,270 --> 00:54:40,290 纹路清晰啊 1452 00:54:40,290 --> 00:54:41,730 什么黑皮比较多呀 1453 00:54:41,730 --> 00:54:44,240 然后还有黄色的着地的地方之类的 1454 00:54:44,240 --> 00:54:45,860 我挑一个回家切开之后 1455 00:54:45,860 --> 00:54:48,380 那个白色的部分大概有两厘 1456 00:54:48,380 --> 00:54:49,240 米那么宽 1457 00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:50,620 大概有2cm那么宽 1458 00:54:50,620 --> 00:54:51,040 你知道吧 1459 00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:51,940 2cm那么宽 1460 00:54:51,940 --> 00:54:54,400 这边不是说在国内挑瓜 1461 00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:57,300 是好吃跟超级好吃的差别 1462 00:54:57,300 --> 00:55:00,780 这边挑瓜是我抄这东西是人类选品 1463 00:55:00,780 --> 00:55:01,830 跟我去 1464 00:55:01,830 --> 00:55:02,310 这东西 1465 00:55:02,310 --> 00:55:04,890 上辈子是不是来报恩之间的一个差费啊 1466 00:55:04,890 --> 00:55:05,850 方差极大 1467 00:55:05,850 --> 00:55:07,420 方差非常的大 1468 00:55:07,740 --> 00:55:09,540 连连看拍瓜教程 1469 00:55:09,540 --> 00:55:10,260 我拍瓜 1470 00:55:10,260 --> 00:55:11,820 他不跟我说话呀 1471 00:55:11,820 --> 00:55:13,560 我跟后面的小松鼠说话 1472 00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:14,910 他都会理我的 1473 00:55:14,910 --> 00:55:16,890 但是我拍过他不跟我说话 1474 00:55:16,890 --> 00:55:17,850 气死我了 1475 00:55:17,850 --> 00:55:19,770 植物没有那么聪明 1476 00:55:19,770 --> 00:55:21,810 不会跟主播沟通 1477 00:55:21,810 --> 00:55:23,490 植物太笨了 1478 00:55:23,490 --> 00:55:25,080 他不会跟我说话 1479 00:55:27,180 --> 00:55:29,000 老板你给我挑一个 1480 00:55:30,020 --> 00:55:30,800 他们不会 1481 00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:31,520 你知道吧 1482 00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:33,260 他们这边的都不会 1483 00:55:34,799 --> 00:55:37,049 这边的植物太笨了 1484 00:55:37,049 --> 00:55:39,029 小松鼠跟我说什么 1485 00:55:39,029 --> 00:55:42,719 哎我会给你嗑嗑嗑瓜子 1486 00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:44,429 我会帮你剥核桃的 1487 00:55:44,429 --> 00:55:46,679 我不会不要吃掉 1488 00:55:46,679 --> 00:55:47,459 我好吗 1489 00:55:47,459 --> 00:55:48,449 不要吃掉 1490 00:55:48,449 --> 00:55:50,319 我全买了 1491 00:55:50,319 --> 00:55:52,719 吃最甜的什么大小姐 1492 00:55:52,719 --> 00:55:54,279 很贵的西瓜 1493 00:55:54,279 --> 00:55:55,779 很贵的那个西瓜 1494 00:55:55,779 --> 00:55:57,380 当时我记得是 1495 00:55:59,319 --> 00:56:02,499 多少多少八刀12刀挺贵的 1496 00:56:02,499 --> 00:56:03,249 买那么多 1497 00:56:03,249 --> 00:56:04,659 而且我抱不动 1498 00:56:04,659 --> 00:56:05,610 你知道吧 1499 00:56:05,610 --> 00:56:07,470 家里的大苞米跟我说话 1500 00:56:07,470 --> 00:56:08,910 求求你不要苞米 1501 00:56:08,910 --> 00:56:11,800 你让拔出来舔一舔就舔不舔的 1502 00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:15,100 我这刀可是涂满了西瓜汁的 1503 00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:20,960 我的刀可是涂满了西瓜汁的剧毒的刀啊 1504 00:56:21,779 --> 00:56:24,359 想要和你低空飞行 1505 00:56:24,359 --> 00:56:26,950 和你到处收集氧气 1506 00:56:26,950 --> 00:56:28,150 假如没有 1507 00:56:28,150 --> 00:56:29,350 你看不清 1508 00:56:29,350 --> 00:56:31,960 不如坠入我的心里 1509 00:56:32,339 --> 00:56:34,889 想带你从吵闹到安宁 1510 00:56:34,889 --> 00:56:37,199 想带你从多云到转晴 1511 00:56:37,199 --> 00:56:39,560 想要为你整理衬衣 1512 00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:42,100 为你到处收集世界 1513 00:56:42,759 --> 00:56:43,659 我要等一下 1514 00:56:43,659 --> 00:56:44,979 我要下播了 1515 00:56:44,979 --> 00:56:45,939 我要下播了 1516 00:56:45,939 --> 00:56:48,260 我没看完的影片 1517 00:56:48,260 --> 00:56:49,160 你看我的世界 1518 00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:50,570 你是否还失眠 1519 00:56:50,570 --> 00:56:51,500 从不熬夜的 1520 00:56:51,500 --> 00:56:54,840 我也明天跟你说话 1521 00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:57,520 我们一起去掰苞米呀 1522 00:56:58,720 --> 00:57:01,680 现在最贵的时候 1523 00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:05,269 我觉得是他们山竹或者荔枝吧 1524 00:57:05,269 --> 00:57:07,279 对这两个都是比较贵的 1525 00:57:07,279 --> 00:57:12,220 我想和你一起看日出到日落天气 1526 00:57:12,220 --> 00:57:17,260 我想和你穿过格林威治和时间飞行 1527 00:57:17,260 --> 00:57:22,210 我想见你穿过教堂和人海拥抱你 1528 00:57:22,210 --> 00:57:24,640 我想和你过日语嘛 1529 00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:26,230 嗨嗨是的 1530 00:57:26,230 --> 00:57:26,770 是的 1531 00:57:26,770 --> 00:57:27,640 是个屁 1532 00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:30,720 是纯纯的国民 1533 00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:34,280 中国人中国猫是个屁 1534 00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:41,340 这个粉在这样一个非常有意义的假期里 1535 00:57:41,340 --> 00:57:41,700 对吧 1536 00:57:41,700 --> 00:57:44,040 你怎么能问问人是不是有病人 1537 00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:47,720 简直就是侮辱啊 1538 00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:50,210 假如迷雾你看不清 1539 00:57:50,210 --> 00:57:52,760 不如坠入我的心灵 1540 00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:55,750 想带你从吵闹到安宁 1541 00:57:55,750 --> 00:57:58,120 想带你从多云到转晴 1542 00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:00,380 想要为你整理衬衣 1543 00:58:00,460 --> 00:58:02,860 为你到处收集诗句 1544 00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:04,440 又过了 1545 00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:06,240 每晚给你热牛奶的时 1546 00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:08,880 我会去看 1547 00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:13,020 看不出来中文说的不是很利索是吧 1548 00:58:13,020 --> 00:58:14,280 主播的中文水平 1549 00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:18,960 一次性玩偶依然陪在身边 1550 00:58:18,980 --> 00:58:21,080 大家其实还挺配合我的 1551 00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:23,810 对外我想到了一个段子 1552 00:58:23,810 --> 00:58:25,670 就是那个什么说 1553 00:58:25,670 --> 00:58:28,899 我是一个在家里说一不二的人 1554 00:58:28,899 --> 00:58:31,560 然后我跟我的老婆说 1555 00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:33,060 今天要先拖地 1556 00:58:33,060 --> 00:58:34,830 他就答应我先拖地 1557 00:58:34,830 --> 00:58:37,260 我跟我的老婆说今天先洗碗 1558 00:58:37,260 --> 00:58:39,060 他就答应我先洗碗 1559 00:58:39,060 --> 00:58:40,560 我叫他放在那边 1560 00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:41,700 把菜刀放在那 1561 00:58:41,700 --> 00:58:42,360 不要做饭 1562 00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:42,960 让我来 1563 00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:44,460 他就乖乖听我的话 1564 00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:50,440 我们验验人主播主播主播虽然不喊打钱 1565 00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:53,560 但是因为人家人那个在在不打钱的时候 1566 00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:54,970 还是很照顾我的 1567 00:58:54,970 --> 00:58:58,670 就是主播主播这个时候觉得确实是被大家 1568 00:58:58,670 --> 00:59:01,850 大家其实面上嘴上去舔舔攻击的 1569 00:59:01,850 --> 00:59:06,010 但是其实对我还是很很很照顾别人照吧 1570 00:59:06,010 --> 00:59:08,440 还真要点中国话呀 1571 00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:09,280 我下播了 1572 00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:10,540 大家就说完 1573 00:59:10,540 --> 00:59:11,320 要下播了 1574 00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:12,280 你知道吗 1575 00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:14,120 一个小时可以了 1576 00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:15,800 早上证明一下我醒着 1577 00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:16,400 你知道吧 1578 00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:19,100 咱证明下我醒着你的 1579 00:59:19,100 --> 00:59:23,840 诺言拍的边缘让泪流进心里面 1580 00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:27,190 想和你一起闯进森林 1581 00:59:27,190 --> 00:59:28,570 潜入海底 1582 00:59:28,570 --> 00:59:33,690 我想和你一起看日出到日落天晴 1583 00:59:33,690 --> 00:59:38,580 我想和你穿过格林威治和时间飞行 1584 00:59:38,580 --> 00:59:44,040 我想见你穿过教堂和人海拥抱你 1585 00:59:44,759 --> 00:59:45,929 欢迎帅猴子 1586 00:59:45,929 --> 00:59:47,639 谢谢大家的牛蛙啊 1587 00:59:47,639 --> 00:59:49,980 你感动黄金走 1588 00:59:50,100 --> 00:59:53,400 这下班陪陪锤子小男友了 1589 00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:56,040 可我觉得可以了可以了可以了 1590 00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:59,640 今天的直播是不是差不多就到到这里了 1591 00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:00,180 可以了 1592 01:00:00,180 --> 01:00:01,650 再往下播的话 1593 01:00:01,650 --> 01:00:04,650 主播欠着三天早场怎么办哦 1594 01:00:04,650 --> 01:00:07,340 我还欠三天早场呀 1595 01:00:10,419 --> 01:00:12,399 我有年假不好 1596 01:00:12,399 --> 01:00:14,439 我们把它换成年假去吧 1597 01:00:14,439 --> 01:00:16,179 就像我欠大家 1598 01:00:16,179 --> 01:00:17,619 大家欠着寒假 1599 01:00:17,619 --> 01:00:19,180 假期放到 1600 01:00:19,180 --> 01:00:22,420 不是大家欠着11假期放到寒假里面 1601 01:00:22,420 --> 01:00:24,890 大家有没有有没有那个什么呀 1602 01:00:24,890 --> 01:00:27,740 许愿池是直接砸出来的事啊 1603 01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:29,880 只要到手就是送的啊 1604 01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:34,180 有一个办法不让他直接直接那个弄出来啊 1605 01:00:34,339 --> 01:00:36,079 有一个办法你想听吗 1606 01:00:36,079 --> 01:00:38,539 就是你现在随便发点乱七八糟的 1607 01:00:38,539 --> 01:00:39,679 主播给你举办了 1608 01:00:39,679 --> 01:00:43,730 然后你在被封号的期间抽的许愿池 1609 01:00:48,399 --> 01:00:50,279 又出了不出油 1610 01:00:50,279 --> 01:00:52,120 下播了下 1611 01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:54,760 咱这边找到麻辣香锅的 1612 01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:56,800 你你你你也得加大呀 1613 01:00:56,800 --> 01:00:58,960 加拿大这边麻辣香锅做的好吃 1614 01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:00,860 但确实不是你好 1615 01:01:00,860 --> 01:01:01,730 机长跟你说 1616 01:01:10,799 --> 01:01:12,959 是提督当总督对应是吧 1617 01:01:12,959 --> 01:01:15,900 总督总督奖励是举办是吧 1618 01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:18,200 舰长当提督 1619 01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:19,220 提督当总督 1620 01:01:22,820 --> 01:01:24,440 把你嫁给天顶之星好吧 1621 01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:26,720 以后你就是我我的妈妈 1622 01:01:26,759 --> 01:01:27,899 什么鬼 1623 01:01:31,899 --> 01:01:34,299 别叫醒我 1624 01:01:34,299 --> 01:01:36,279 我不忍多想 1625 01:01:36,279 --> 01:01:38,520 未落下心魄 1626 01:01:39,439 --> 01:01:41,689 打野火救人 1627 01:01:41,689 --> 01:01:44,580 放过也不错 1628 01:01:45,379 --> 01:01:47,689 别叫醒我 1629 01:01:47,689 --> 01:01:49,759 我不忍多想 1630 01:01:49,759 --> 01:01:51,660 为留下心痛 1631 01:01:52,580 --> 01:01:54,340 早要社死了 1632 01:01:54,340 --> 01:01:55,720 关注米呀米呀米呀 1633 01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:56,800 关注米呀米呀 1634 01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:57,700 谢谢喵 1635 01:01:57,700 --> 01:01:58,720 玩一会呗 1636 01:01:58,720 --> 01:01:59,500 什么东西啊 1637 01:01:59,500 --> 01:02:00,980 哎那什么 1638 01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:03,040 早上好 1639 01:02:04,300 --> 01:02:05,540 4027 1640 01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:07,320 谢谢关注红豆 1641 01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:08,560 你这个咒 1642 01:02:11,319 --> 01:02:12,819 怎么还是顽强的人 1643 01:02:12,819 --> 01:02:15,309 那肯定是让先锋折断了气 1644 01:02:15,309 --> 01:02:16,880 呼啸的略过 1645 01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:21,440 哦对了 1646 01:02:22,460 --> 01:02:24,320 我有一个活要整了一下 1647 01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:28,800 差一步上天 1648 01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:29,580 一口气 1649 01:02:29,580 --> 01:02:32,190 一不经一把火烧尽了黑暗密布的深渊 1650 01:02:32,190 --> 01:02:35,980 让此刻提出刻在了天上 1651 01:02:35,980 --> 01:02:37,030 不可胜 1652 01:02:37,030 --> 01:02:41,930 看我这火燎原要好玩的话 1653 01:02:41,930 --> 01:02:44,390 这什么鬼招进入江湖 1654 01:02:44,390 --> 01:02:47,900 岁月催不安 1655 01:02:47,900 --> 01:02:49,780 效忠无胜 1656 01:02:49,780 --> 01:02:53,080 人生一场醉 1657 01:02:53,799 --> 01:02:55,239 相信我 1658 01:02:55,239 --> 01:02:57,459 我不忍多想 1659 01:02:57,459 --> 01:02:59,140 为何战士 1660 01:03:01,079 --> 01:03:02,599 好快呀 1661 01:03:02,599 --> 01:03:05,900 风波也不多 1662 01:03:08,479 --> 01:03:11,829 晚上不是说有一些吧 1663 01:03:11,829 --> 01:03:15,580 有一些关于投稿的视频的想法 1664 01:03:15,580 --> 01:03:20,620 然后我去联系一下做做制作的老师 1665 01:03:20,940 --> 01:03:22,980 咳咳我联系大家制作的老师 1666 01:03:22,980 --> 01:03:23,460 你知道吗 1667 01:03:23,460 --> 01:03:25,560 然后他刚给我发了一个预览 1668 01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:27,000 哈哈哈哈 1669 01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:29,160 给我笑到了哈哈 1670 01:03:29,160 --> 01:03:30,600 今天今天真下了 1671 01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:32,280 大家你们听一下我的嗓子 1672 01:03:33,660 --> 01:03:34,540 听一下 1673 01:03:34,540 --> 01:03:36,820 我要给你看到的 1674 01:03:36,820 --> 01:03:38,440 听到过的那些所有花的火柴加在一起 1675 01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:40,220 还要顶好了 1676 01:03:40,220 --> 01:03:41,000 好了好了 1677 01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:41,960 真真要下了 1678 01:03:41,960 --> 01:03:43,580 真要下嗓子不行了 1679 01:03:43,580 --> 01:03:45,620 这要是大家听一下 1680 01:03:45,620 --> 01:03:47,230 就这样 1681 01:03:47,230 --> 01:03:48,070 既然来了 1682 01:03:48,070 --> 01:03:49,560 就是一直在氪了 1683 01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:51,940 真下了 1684 01:03:51,940 --> 01:03:52,840 真真下了 1685 01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:53,890 真下了 1686 01:03:53,890 --> 01:03:56,080 嗓子嗓子不太舒服 1687 01:04:08,799 --> 01:04:10,359 而且早上跟大家 1688 01:04:10,359 --> 01:04:12,249 我觉得聊一聊就可以了 1689 01:04:12,249 --> 01:04:13,689 晚上播嘛 1690 01:04:13,689 --> 01:04:15,700 晚上应该也播吧 1691 01:04:15,700 --> 01:04:17,830 播播着播着放电烟 1692 01:04:17,830 --> 01:04:19,640 放放放电 1693 01:04:22,580 --> 01:04:23,540 搞半张塞尔 1694 01:04:23,540 --> 01:04:24,500 对不起 1695 01:04:25,240 --> 01:04:27,040 咱们就换电子的吧 1696 01:04:27,040 --> 01:04:28,360 10月1号开始 1697 01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:29,800 没有各种口味的 1698 01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:31,900 没有哥们想给你尝尝各种口味的 1699 01:04:31,900 --> 01:04:33,939 各种口味都没了哈哈 1700 01:04:33,939 --> 01:04:40,089 只有原味的变得更好 1701 01:04:40,089 --> 01:04:42,540 去掉锋芒 1702 01:04:44,500 --> 01:04:50,820 一不小心成了你的金色对象 1703 01:04:52,500 --> 01:04:56,460 电话约在从前约会的地方 1704 01:04:56,779 --> 01:04:59,239 要陪你唱歌吃饭 1705 01:04:59,239 --> 01:05:01,040 我结账 1706 01:05:01,520 --> 01:05:04,460 保持有良心 1707 01:05:08,540 --> 01:05:15,090 你说最近我现在听不到你的打火机声音 1708 01:05:15,090 --> 01:05:16,890 你这后遗症还累到了 1709 01:05:16,890 --> 01:05:18,630 这个就是现在累到了之后 1710 01:05:18,630 --> 01:05:21,280 就很明显的后遗症 1711 01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:25,750 晚上睡醒睡很久再来的话就会好一些 1712 01:05:25,750 --> 01:05:28,850 睡很久再来就会好一些 1713 01:05:28,850 --> 01:05:30,470 听你说话 1714 01:05:30,470 --> 01:05:32,960 看你哭湿头发 1715 01:05:33,500 --> 01:05:38,020 我得到了惩罚 1716 01:05:39,620 --> 01:05:41,120 戒了烟 1717 01:05:43,480 --> 01:05:45,190 没有你 1718 01:05:45,190 --> 01:05:46,960 我怎么办 1719 01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:49,240 养养嗓子了 1720 01:05:49,240 --> 01:05:51,480 大家要嗓子了 1721 01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:54,960 学会这种很高昂的 1722 01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:57,720 然后饱含情绪的说话的办法 1723 01:05:57,720 --> 01:05:58,840 其实很认 1724 01:06:00,380 --> 01:06:03,370 其实对嗓子的要求有点太大了 1725 01:06:03,370 --> 01:06:04,690 你要听啥呀 1726 01:06:04,690 --> 01:06:06,730 你要听那个打火机声呀 1727 01:06:06,730 --> 01:06:09,610 打火机声那得那得我用支架的时候啊 1728 01:06:09,610 --> 01:06:10,870 我下楼才会用支架 1729 01:06:10,870 --> 01:06:12,620 你就想听这个是吧 1730 01:06:17,080 --> 01:06:18,820 就想听这个是吧 1731 01:06:18,820 --> 01:06:21,190 这个这个已经退休了 1732 01:06:21,190 --> 01:06:23,060 已经已经退休了 1733 01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:28,220 你说最近过的什么声音啊 1734 01:06:28,220 --> 01:06:30,020 我来试一下 1735 01:06:32,319 --> 01:06:33,369 这个对不对 1736 01:06:33,369 --> 01:06:37,059 是不是这个声音 1737 01:06:37,939 --> 01:06:40,099 主播点蚊香就想听 1738 01:06:40,099 --> 01:06:41,749 就喜欢听打火机声 1739 01:06:41,749 --> 01:06:43,879 主播直播里面陪一个人的话 1740 01:06:43,879 --> 01:06:46,800 你要不生涯就这样结束了吧 1741 01:06:46,879 --> 01:06:49,429 主播里面直播里面开陪着玩 1742 01:06:49,429 --> 01:06:51,880 为啥不生涯就这样结束了 1743 01:06:51,960 --> 01:06:53,100 你们听一下 1744 01:06:53,100 --> 01:06:55,510 这是这是自拍杆的声音 1745 01:06:55,510 --> 01:06:56,950 能不能不要暴露出来 1746 01:06:56,950 --> 01:06:58,930 大家其实没有交过女朋友 1747 01:06:58,930 --> 01:07:01,809 也没有看过女孩子拿自拍杆的时候 1748 01:07:01,809 --> 01:07:03,189 那个自拍杆什么构造 1749 01:07:03,189 --> 01:07:04,809 然后那个那个自拍杆 1750 01:07:04,809 --> 01:07:07,389 它是它是什么样的一个一个样子 1751 01:07:07,389 --> 01:07:09,190 然后自拍杆的那个声音 1752 01:07:09,190 --> 01:07:11,530 大家怎么连自拍杆都不认识啊 1753 01:07:11,530 --> 01:07:16,820 大家不会变成那个那个黄色论坛里边那种 1754 01:07:16,820 --> 01:07:18,170 到了30岁 1755 01:07:18,170 --> 01:07:20,810 然后酒桌上面三个人讨论女孩子什么地方 1756 01:07:20,810 --> 01:07:21,529 最出来 1757 01:07:21,529 --> 01:07:23,089 一个人说听说胸很软 1758 01:07:23,089 --> 01:07:24,859 还有一个人说听说肚子很软 1759 01:07:24,859 --> 01:07:26,689 最后我默默的吐了个烟圈 1760 01:07:26,689 --> 01:07:28,129 说听说手还挺软的 1761 01:07:28,129 --> 01:07:30,340 然后三个人无语凝噎是吧 1762 01:07:31,220 --> 01:07:33,200 这是自拍杆的声音 1763 01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:35,360 自拍杆不是陪一根 1764 01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:39,320 不是不是不是那个啥饭了对吧 1765 01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:40,280 烟瘾犯了啊 1766 01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:43,380 小抽一口也不是各种口味 1767 01:07:44,779 --> 01:07:46,039 也不是不笑 1768 01:07:46,039 --> 01:07:47,059 真是服了 1769 01:07:52,779 --> 01:07:54,219 不是点烟 1770 01:07:54,219 --> 01:07:54,939 先点烟 1771 01:07:54,939 --> 01:07:56,019 拿个拿个打火机 1772 01:07:56,019 --> 01:07:58,440 一直在那玩啊 1773 01:07:59,580 --> 01:08:01,140 缺了眼 1774 01:08:03,270 --> 01:08:05,010 没有你 1775 01:08:05,010 --> 01:08:07,340 我怎么办 1776 01:08:07,540 --> 01:08:10,570 3月为一个人 1777 01:08:10,570 --> 01:08:17,130 在这就是烟瘾犯的最难受的一次 1778 01:08:17,130 --> 01:08:20,440 还是给小男友点烟 1779 01:08:20,500 --> 01:08:24,550 我对象要是以后我对象抽烟对吧 1780 01:08:24,550 --> 01:08:27,740 那就是嘎直接干掉 1781 01:08:27,740 --> 01:08:29,090 对面不接受抽烟 1782 01:08:29,090 --> 01:08:30,320 主播不接受抽烟 1783 01:08:30,320 --> 01:08:30,920 你知道吧 1784 01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:33,060 这个东西是一个硬性要求 1785 01:08:33,980 --> 01:08:36,060 不接受抽烟 1786 01:08:39,059 --> 01:08:40,709 呼吸道本来就不好 1787 01:08:40,709 --> 01:08:43,139 还还还那个小男友还抽烟 1788 01:08:45,139 --> 01:08:46,159 好啦 1789 01:08:46,159 --> 01:08:49,609 那么今天的直播就到这里结束了哟 1790 01:08:49,609 --> 01:08:51,180 大家拜拜 1791 01:08:51,519 --> 01:08:53,859 走之前变个色给你们看看 1792 01:08:53,859 --> 01:08:55,400 再见拜拜 1793 01:09:04,260 --> 01:09:05,880 其他方面都很符合 1794 01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:07,350 那就给老子戒烟 1795 01:09:07,350 --> 01:09:09,420 其他方面是软性的 1796 01:09:09,420 --> 01:09:11,000 但这个是硬性的 1797 01:09:11,019 --> 01:09:12,519 别走哪儿啊 1798 01:09:12,519 --> 01:09:13,179 急死我了 1799 01:09:13,179 --> 01:09:15,459 哈哈我呀 1800 01:09:15,459 --> 01:09:18,540 我觉得的话应该是第一站 1801 01:09:18,600 --> 01:09:21,870 当你的发丝微乱 1802 01:09:21,870 --> 01:09:23,400 有阵风吹过 1803 01:09:23,400 --> 01:09:25,500 那是我摸一下吧 1804 01:09:25,500 --> 01:09:27,520 我也不知道哪 1805 01:09:43,620 --> 01:09:44,520 你在忙吗 1806 01:09:44,520 --> 01:09:45,780 你要选s加成 1807 01:09:45,780 --> 01:09:47,340 我可以也不是不行 1808 01:09:47,340 --> 01:09:48,480 好大一条 1809 01:09:48,480 --> 01:09:51,360 那个摸完能不能借我炸一下 1810 01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:52,780 没失败 1811 01:09:52,780 --> 01:09:59,030 你看5.4~5.5万没失败好吧 1812 01:09:59,030 --> 01:10:01,220 爱你的时候心最软 1813 01:10:01,220 --> 01:10:02,090 摸不到啊 1814 01:10:02,090 --> 01:10:04,970 这东西这东西心是摸不到的 1815 01:10:04,970 --> 01:10:07,740 大家这怎么可能能摸到心啊 1816 01:10:07,740 --> 01:10:10,320 我又不是我把胸膛剖开 1817 01:10:10,320 --> 01:10:12,000 然后摸一下是吧 1818 01:10:12,220 --> 01:10:13,690 铁石心肠 1819 01:10:13,690 --> 01:10:15,520 你就你就攻击我是吧 1820 01:10:17,500 --> 01:10:18,880 没没有诶 1821 01:10:20,160 --> 01:10:22,360 我觉得好像都差不多 1822 01:10:22,980 --> 01:10:25,850 当你的发丝微乱 1823 01:10:25,850 --> 01:10:27,380 有阵风吹过 1824 01:10:27,380 --> 01:10:34,119 那是我在远处想念小鸡长的小花 1825 01:10:34,119 --> 01:10:35,139 你快睡觉吧 1826 01:10:35,139 --> 01:10:38,679 你可小鸡长的牛蛙 1827 01:10:40,160 --> 01:10:45,800 当你的天空突然下起了大雨 1828 01:10:46,040 --> 01:10:47,660 所以我们到底空不空啊 1829 01:10:47,660 --> 01:10:48,860 大家到底空不空 1830 01:10:48,860 --> 01:10:50,870 我今天晚上睡觉都睡不安息 1831 01:10:50,870 --> 01:10:54,790 哎呀我卡牛肚呢 1832 01:10:54,790 --> 01:10:57,219 肚肚啊 1833 01:10:57,219 --> 01:10:57,879 肚肚子 1834 01:10:57,879 --> 01:11:00,360 看能不能借她炸一下 1835 01:11:01,880 --> 01:11:03,290 还好吧 1836 01:11:03,290 --> 01:11:05,060 也不是那么不见 1837 01:11:05,060 --> 01:11:06,380 万家灯火 1838 01:11:06,380 --> 01:11:08,520 尽斩世间妖魔 1839 01:11:08,559 --> 01:11:10,539 如此一切只为苍生 1840 01:11:10,539 --> 01:11:14,579 不要想太多平凡的起起落落 1841 01:11:16,739 --> 01:11:18,500 都可以向风诉说 1842 01:11:19,160 --> 01:11:23,420 当你的天空突然下起了大雨 1843 01:11:23,420 --> 01:11:26,720 那是我在为你炸 1844 01:11:26,840 --> 01:11:30,080 我讨厌的 1845 01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:35,720 那是我在远处想念你 1846 01:11:38,420 --> 01:11:41,980 啊啊啊啊啊 1847 01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:47,880 啦啦啦啦啦 1848 01:11:49,559 --> 01:11:52,649 如果你迷恋岁月 1849 01:11:52,649 --> 01:11:54,149 舍不得向前 1850 01:11:54,149 --> 01:11:58,000 我就梦默记录这诗篇 1851 01:11:58,074 --> 01:12:00,100 天天的时间挺多 1852 01:12:00,100 --> 01:12:00,940 不用谢礼物 1853 01:12:00,940 --> 01:12:01,300 云妹 1854 01:12:01,300 --> 01:12:04,609 谢谢给你买裤衩子的舰长 1855 01:12:04,609 --> 01:12:06,229 谢谢大家的小花 1856 01:12:08,070 --> 01:12:10,500 手上灯牌和好运的红玉 1857 01:12:14,220 --> 01:12:17,790 我当你的发丝微乱 1858 01:12:17,790 --> 01:12:19,290 有阵风吹过 1859 01:12:19,290 --> 01:12:23,190 那是我在远处山甜蜜 1860 01:12:23,190 --> 01:12:28,270 啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦 1861 01:12:28,270 --> 01:12:37,700 哇哇啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦 1862 01:12:37,760 --> 01:12:38,680 the one 1863 01:12:39,099 --> 01:12:46,060 啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦 1864 01:12:50,759 --> 01:12:53,620 谢谢拜拜 1865 01:12:55,200 --> 01:12:59,650 晚晚上晚上去准备拉菜 1866 01:12:59,650 --> 01:13:00,820 晚安晚上见 1867 01:13:00,820 --> 01:13:02,300 晚上见拜拜