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you wonder too

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all it takes is that one

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look you do

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and i run

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right back to you

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you cross the line

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and it's time to say a few

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what's the point when you say

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you know

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when you know

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how i'll react

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you

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think you can just take it back

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you're the drug that i'm addicted to

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and i want you so bad

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guess

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i'm stuck with you

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and outside cause when it all falls down then

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whatever

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we need to work out for the better

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if you just to say right now

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it's time to say goodbye

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when your bos down

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when your fes down

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all behind

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you're the drug that i can do

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and i want you so bad

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but i'm fine

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哈喽哈喽哈喽哈喽咳咳

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大家早早上好

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这个呃猫睡了12个小时哦

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来了来

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什么叫好听啊

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咳咳咳

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不是嗓嗓

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嗓子有点问题

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刚才那个下楼打了个水

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然后又吃了一块沙琪玛呀

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因为今天没吃东西

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睡时间一久

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然后晚上就忘了吃了

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早上也没吃

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不知道吃啥

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就毛是有点气了

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知道吧

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看看把a人的魔兽好

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小胡老师晚上好

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晚上好

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去找天机抽卡二华年

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结果老师走路的狼超人文件梦魇一个喜爱笑

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晚上好

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花生加油加油

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是没人发弹幕啊

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没人发弹幕

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那那没事

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那没事

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我还以为是弹幕机坏了呢

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咳咳咳咳咳咳咳

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不应该吃的

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大家大家我不应该吃东西了

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我给大家剪个桃心

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这个我也不太清楚到底为什么就每天早上起来

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这个嗓子状态都像开盲盒呀

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小猫你好

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晚上好

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晚上好

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大家昨天不是喊我去看那个什么赛博朋克边缘行者吗

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然后我搜了一下

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我看一下我收到了一个什么东西啊

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然后说人家说那个赛博朋克世界观是什么

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然后呃这个这个写写这个东西的这个读者不是写这个东西的作者啊

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想跟朋友解释一下什么是赛博朋克世界观

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然后他就跟朋友说

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赛博朋克世界观的就是上下啊

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严重

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割裂顶层跟底层两个世界

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顶层站着坐着躺着不动啊

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干什么都能赚到钱

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底层一旦赚到一点点钱

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然后马上就得去更新自己的这个议题啊

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整个世界的这个资源被大部分的大公司啊之类的

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或者社团之类的掌握在手里面

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剩下的那点生存的物资

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普通的人需要你死我活的去抢

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然后下面人觉得遥不可及的梦想

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是上面的人的这个这个这个完全不太在乎的那种小事啊

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人人都希望成为那个t0 级别的人

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朋友说你说的是不是虚拟主播

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我是哪层

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我就是那个那个等着等着等着捡那个

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t0 的盛夏尔资源抢饭的那一枪啊

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这一看就是v圈啊

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你今天能边吃东西边直播吗

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大家有没有刚睡醒

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我11点才睡醒

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我可以边吃东西边直播吗

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你们现在还能看到吗

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我没带啊

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我说不吃你就不吃嘛

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你说不行

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我就可以不吃啊

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因为就这个东西它也就吃那么两口而已

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吃两口

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然后早上一旦没时间吃早饭

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有时间吃早饭的话

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我会选那种能量很低的

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比如说啊没有油煎个鸡蛋的

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然后再加一大堆菜叶子呀

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就这种东西也不太加酱

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加盐加胡椒这些

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如果有时间做饭

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有时间吃饭的话

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然后我就会蹲一大排女王

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遇到舰长

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卧槽爹

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感谢支持后

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等你阿里嘎

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多谢谢谢谢啊

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谢谢不语忘语的舰长喵

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感谢支持我

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超爹

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切割啥没切割什么呀

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没没没有切割啥

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你们一听到切割就就开始无端联想

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主播是耿鬼嘛

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这样子的话看起来不像吧

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嗯这样子看起来比较像吧

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那个耿鬼的图我存了爹

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教教哄女朋友好吗

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我经历了一天修罗场好嘞

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既然昨天你给我上的四个舰长是你女朋友操作上的对吧

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那我肯定要我肯定要好好的夸夸你女朋友了对吧

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你女朋友这么善良

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这么大方

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这么温柔体贴

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这么这么这么这人狠话不多对吧

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你女朋友这么可爱

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你居然惹他生气

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我要是你的话

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我肯定会就是给给给我的女朋友跪下来谢罪

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再狠狠的亲亲她呀

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好吧

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哎哎哎哎嗯

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现在是墨瑶老师还是师母

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师母都来了

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师母她生气是因为看到了花之岛和你的记录

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你可以你可以叫花指导

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有点难得

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上次在直播后面

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我收到了花指导给我发了一个呵呵这个这个呃尾巴的图片啊

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然后我下播之后就是喷了花指导一次

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我说我说那个小朋友坐坐坐坐坐几天要用

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不做男生要有难得不能随意把不穿衣服的照片发给发给别人

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短发我是一只猫也不可不行的

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咳咳咳

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这个是不可以

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然还想细细说

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这不能细说细说

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直播间要掉了

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直播间要没了

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哎呀哎呀

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大家千万就见不

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要诶我的手机怎么怎么嗯

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回来了

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大家最近千万不要在直播间钓鱼玩

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我已经认识了好几个

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就是本来播的好好的

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直播风格也不出格的主播

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大家但凡就是就是平常小打小闹的时候

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大家掉了也就掉了吧

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最近求求大家真的别掉了

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因为你们不管发什么弹幕

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这个弹幕都会上屏的

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这个弹幕一上屏的话

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它就被视为直播内容的一部分了

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然后就很可能会被封掉

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你知道吗

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哪怕我没有说这个话

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也很可能会被封掉

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发现有这你们怎么都有这个新进场特效啊

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这什

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么地方换的

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如果小智过两周打决赛超级巨化

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不给主播主播会伤心吗

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打决赛能用上我超级计划给我可以用不上我的话

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那为什么要给我呀

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没必要吧

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恭喜mmma成功晋级下一阶段

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好嘞好嘞

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大家我们继续继续发这个想打次级联赛

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可以优先赠送宝盒和好运红叶

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感谢支持

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哈哈哈哎呀哎呀

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刺激联赛

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哎呀好刺激联赛好吧

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我不发弹幕

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我还没有看

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我喜欢这事在干嘛呢

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主播觉得是切片元素造成v的形象吗

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这个是一个很好的问题啊

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好就好

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在主播是没有什么官方切片员的

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一般来说个人是一体机的话

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都是主播说切什么

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然后就是剩下的字幕组啊

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或者是切片切片栏之类的

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会按照主播就是希望切出来的段落

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然后给切吧

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这样的话主播其实就是自己在塑造自己的形象

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我就是典型的自自己塑造自己形象的人啊

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比如说我搞抽象的啊

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我经常也不切出来

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我只会切讲道理的

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偶尔切切瑞平的

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剩下的就是假装自己是个萌萌主播的那种

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很普通很正常的啊

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就是同质化比较高的那种切片啊

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但如果你要说日v时代的话

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切片元素到了v的形象这件事是确实的

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很多时候v的直播内容它其实没有那么好玩

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但是架不住十来个人啊

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全场跟着就你说了三个小时

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好不容易有那么三分钟的高光

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挺好玩的

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然后就细细的切做臊子给你拼起来

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再给你上字幕

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都是切片man自己来负责选段的话

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我觉得很大概率上

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如果他发到了那个官号上

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或者说他是一个二创

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有很多人看的体量较大

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人比的话

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那应该是有切片100个好运红叶

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感谢支持

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感谢支持

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红豆你阿里嘎多

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看主播呆滞的表情

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打字那叫冷静

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怎么能叫呆滞呢

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那叫冷静啊

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可爱吧

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一般来说我给大家听一下

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这个打字的声音一般是很小的

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因为我笔记本电脑是巧克力键盘

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所以你能听到我在这边疯狂的乱舞的时候

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说明我的我的这个这个心情非常的沉默

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还知道吧

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晚上好梦梦啊

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主办一次中了千年创办可能在跨天嘛

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大家别着急

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可能在跨天跨天是这样的

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跨天不要那什么

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这个晋级积分是不会那什么的

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大家晋级积分不不是不是不是累计的

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但是这个旅行大作战这个东西

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它今天是前多少名晋级啊

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45名吗

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可能每天都得有个1万多分

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然后才能进到那个什么吧

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每天应该都得有个1万多分才能进去

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所以大家大家如果如果想送礼物的话

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可以优先送那个好运红叶嗯嗯

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所以你今天要搂着他睡

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别说了好吗

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别说了好嘛

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爬爬

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晚安

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今天你要防止女朋友拿你的手机给你给你打钱啊

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不行不行

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能不能别抱着她睡

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她在生你的气呢

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你这样去凑到人家身边

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人家会影响人家睡眠质量的

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能不能不要抱着他睡呀

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就是给他一个自由冷静的时间好吗

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我觉得现在你们还不太适合抱着睡啊

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等等那个等等等

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等三天之后等她消气了之后好吧

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到时候你来我直播间发现你经常是金色的

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到时候你来我直播间发现你进场就金色了

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怎么办

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打竞技就行了

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是啊打竞技啊

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谢谢花生的三个好运

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红叶

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感谢支持

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后周年阿狸do决赛

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再发力是吧

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但也得晋级啊

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也得晋级啊

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你知道吗

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我会花花在睡觉啊

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遭报应了

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谁说的嘴脸

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谁说的嘴脸

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不是他不是问我怎么才能才能哄吗

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你知道吧

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很多时候成年人的世界里面

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真正的爱就是放手给她自由

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不是说那个什么说你们吵完架之后

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为了影响睡眠质量

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你们你们不应该搂着睡

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你们应该背对背拥抱

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你知道吧

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这样就是心贴着心

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要不然的话这个正正面的话

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可能新新更新的距离就没有背对背那么那么近

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能看到了没

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人能看到了吗

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我能看到你们了

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你们能看到我了吗

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咳咳我来念小c呀

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我的小c

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谢谢花花的苏per叉的红豆

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谢谢花花大西

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废了吧

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我问他

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我说你看一下时间

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然后他振振有词的说

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后天后天

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我说哦

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那后天后天

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那我那我来得及准备了

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那后天吧

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那就后天吧

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结果搞了半天啊

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结果搞了半天

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搞了半天

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今年就365天

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我也没认真算

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他也没认真看

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敷衍人是吧

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根本看都没看

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我真是服了

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四人大晚

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不是你们

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有的时候我会给你们发私信的

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你们

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收到过我的私信吗

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大白不是断过吗

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他没断

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他是12点过的时候没了

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然后他下午的时候又上了

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这应该算了吧

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这应该算的吧

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我不知道呀

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我怎么知道他这样子啊

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我真是服了

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哎呦

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我的天呐

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欢迎欢迎天下欢迎欢迎嗯

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没收到过诶

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真的吗

354
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真的没收到过吗

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没收到过

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别急啊

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或者时间够久中

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总有主播找你们的时候

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但是其实很少

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你知道吧

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因为已经12点了

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现在就是365天啊

363
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可是我想给你们做的东西还没那什么

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我吹过你吹过的晚风

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是否看过同样风景

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像扰乱时差

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留在错位时

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空重要感谢支持

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我劝你不要不识好歹啊

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比比汉丽丽

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听到没有

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你再这样我就不打这次比赛了

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让你少收米

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听到没有哎呀

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危险危险好吧

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危险危险一下

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威胁一下

378
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在家我就要去那个隔壁那个什么了

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隔壁隔壁那个那个什么什么台了

380
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听到没有

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已经拿刀架在网线上了

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大家已经拿刀架在网线上了

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听到没有

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比比哈莉莉从不缺你的米

385
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就比比哈莉莉现在直播亏损这个样子

386
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怎么可能不缺我的米呢

387
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他肯定缺的

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你看你看你看嗯

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谢谢花花的心愿

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水晶球

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感谢支持

392
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今天不开心吗

393
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今天开心吗

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没

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事没事再卡我就下播

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真去寻线了

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无所谓

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再卡我就真下播去水线好狂

399
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但是打不打不在你

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今天如果之后直播一次不卡

401
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我自费打这个比赛打到第一

402
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谢谢进步青年白某某的灯牌

403
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感谢支持后中间那个go哪个吃哪个队友都有开唇线的话

404
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阿星不在群里怎么办

405
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能先回答一下吗

406
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能先回来一下吗

407
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激他一下嘛

408
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击他一下啊

409
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不是非常开心

410
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不是花花白白是吧

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卡了是吧

412
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卡了吗啊

413
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我这边是没看到卡了卡了是吧

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春风take a whole day

415
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i'll be trying to get way up

416
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有够缺德的

417
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真是服了

418
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这到底是为什么呀

419
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不是他到底是为什么呢

420
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很奇怪啊

421
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大家

422
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什么底线试探给我卡一下

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然后然后看看我会不会走是吧

424
00:17:17,909 --> 00:17:20,009
我现在评价一下花花的呃

425
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那个什么吧

426
00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:24,480
但是花花我要告诉你啊

427
00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:27,270
现在10月份就是尽量尽量去

428
00:17:27,270 --> 00:17:30,270
不要不要私信发一些很奇怪的东西

429
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你知道吗

430
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不要私信发一些奇怪的东西

431
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容易被拿下

432
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我没收到呀

433
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你发到什么地方了

434
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没收到呀

435
00:17:38,930 --> 00:17:41,220
没看到啊

436
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:43,139
小卡不算卡是吧

437
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没有我都没意识到卡了

438
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然后大家就就跟我说卡了一下

439
00:17:46,919 --> 00:17:50,420
刷出来好多好多的那个掉帧了

440
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我看一下吧

441
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很奇怪啊

442
00:17:54,820 --> 00:17:57,120
网络丢帧是什么意思

443
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:03,580
网络丢帧是什么意思

444
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:15,090
他的那个丢正在百分百到83%之间

445
00:18:15,090 --> 00:18:19,659
然后每隔一会儿他就丢一下这个网络丢帧是为什么呀

446
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:22,280
就是网络丢帧了

447
00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:27,660
网络不纯洁了

448
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失去了他的纯真

449
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给他给他抽两口

450
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他会好吗

451
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给他抽两口

452
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他会好起来吗

453
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嗯

454
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这是网不行

455
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:49,210
那这个主要是他他去那个外面跟跟在在家里不一样

456
00:18:49,210 --> 00:18:54,480
就是他呃不往国内吹的话

457
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它没什么问题啊

458
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:58,260
可是不往国内推的话

459
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他就不会出事

460
00:18:59,460 --> 00:19:02,300
往国内推他就出事了

461
00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:04,520
你的网络上行速度不够

462
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:05,900
把码率降低啊

463
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真的吗

464
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,080
那我要不下个网

465
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:11,139
我要不要降个网速呀

466
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:21,760
尾巴摆了多少次吗

467
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fls down

468
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when you're falls down

469
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i'll be f

470
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我一点也不放

471
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怎么办啊

472
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你们有谁知道猫猫出道到现在尾巴摆了多少次

473
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1233秒两次

474
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应该是三秒摆两次

475
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除了直升机状态之外

476
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所以你可以按照时间来大略估算出来

477
00:19:51,380 --> 00:19:52,640
猫猫的尾巴摆动了

478
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都上去

479
00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:57,300
应该是b区第一卡比了

480
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我是真的无语

481
00:19:58,620 --> 00:20:00,540
你知道

482
00:20:03,260 --> 00:20:04,240
真的无语

483
00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:08,920
哥哥本来刚才直播的时候想说什么来着

484
00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:10,139
我给搞忘了

485
00:20:10,980 --> 00:20:12,170
太卡了

486
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:14,240
然后就只想着卡的事情了

487
00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:14,960
就忘记了

488
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:15,920
你知道吗

489
00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:18,560
if you just the same right

490
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:21,020
and it's time to say goodbye

491
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:22,239
when you

492
00:20:22,239 --> 00:20:26,799
就我这种要是去应聘人家社团那种刚开的小社团

493
00:20:26,799 --> 00:20:28,919
我连第一道观众过不去

494
00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:32,740
人家肯定要求什么设备可以啊

495
00:20:32,740 --> 00:20:34,360
有一个稳定的网络

496
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:36,080
什么什么之类的

497
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:38,720
猫猫认为品味竟三俗

498
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:39,320
出名了

499
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:40,220
没出名啊

500
00:20:40,220 --> 00:20:41,179
没出名啊

501
00:20:41,179 --> 00:20:43,579
那个视频播放量虽然挺高的

502
00:20:43,579 --> 00:20:45,139
但是没有什么人

503
00:20:45,139 --> 00:20:45,559
那个什么

504
00:20:45,559 --> 00:20:46,500
你知道吧

505
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:47,840
fine fine

506
00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:48,800
没有什么人

507
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:51,140
因为那个引过来看我的直播

508
00:20:51,140 --> 00:20:54,020
大家基本上都是那个什么的大

509
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:57,170
家基本上都是都是我以前的老观众

510
00:20:57,170 --> 00:21:03,240
什么时候出真雨刮器周边礼物可以贴在雨刮器上

511
00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:09,990
我是一直想做一个那种我的尾巴当那个印刷扇叶的那种善片

512
00:21:09,990 --> 00:21:15,820
但是到现在都没有办法找到哪个厂家接这种小量的

513
00:21:15,820 --> 00:21:17,380
因为体量太小了

514
00:21:17,380 --> 00:21:19,240
什么时候我们能听见的时候

515
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:21,880
然后给大家做个雨刮器风扇吧

516
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:24,010
明年明年夏天怎么样

517
00:21:24,010 --> 00:21:26,160
嗯好像不卡了

518
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,720
主播可以自己打第一了吗

519
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,580
他应该就是不想让我自己打第一

520
00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:31,830
所以他才刚才卡了我几下吧

521
00:21:31,830 --> 00:21:33,360
风扇对对对对对

522
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:37,410
风扇呢别人只能给哥们一个给你打米的理由嘛

523
00:21:37,410 --> 00:21:38,490
让同学理解

524
00:21:38,490 --> 00:21:41,600
一下你玩游戏呃

525
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,740
能给个能给个什么

526
00:21:44,780 --> 00:21:45,440
燕子

527
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:47,780
能不能给我一个给你打钱的理由

528
00:21:47,780 --> 00:21:49,250
让同学理解一下

529
00:21:49,250 --> 00:21:51,510
你玩游戏充钱

530
00:21:51,510 --> 00:21:54,250
然后抽你喜欢的角色

531
00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:56,470
游戏厂商不会谢谢你

532
00:21:56,470 --> 00:22:01,409
然后你的虚拟老婆也不会也不会知道你到底是谁

533
00:22:01,409 --> 00:22:04,709
你给不喜欢你的女生送礼物

534
00:22:04,709 --> 00:22:06,909
女生只会说你是个好人

535
00:22:06,909 --> 00:22:10,300
然后你给那个动画片儿氪金买周边

536
00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:14,200
在这个动画里面的角色也不会知道你的存在

537
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:18,470
让他的这个所在的公司一直过得都很好

538
00:22:18,470 --> 00:22:19,880
但是你给我打钱

539
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:23,720
只要138就可以成为主播的这个大爹呀

540
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:27,620
所以我觉得给我打钱是一种非常好非常经济

541
00:22:27,620 --> 00:22:30,139
实惠的一种移动活动

542
00:22:30,139 --> 00:22:31,129
你去追星

543
00:22:31,129 --> 00:22:33,379
你给自己的哥哥姐姐打头

544
00:22:33,379 --> 00:22:34,669
你买100份周边

545
00:22:34,669 --> 00:22:37,120
然后明星也不会知道你是谁

546
00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:42,100
但是你只要在我这里上一个提督主播给你亲笔签名啊

547
00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:44,080
还甚至可以给你写信

548
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:47,020
还可以亲亲手给你说一段话是吧

549
00:22:47,020 --> 00:22:49,120
非常的非常的经济实惠啊

550
00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:54,030
嗯听曲看戏都要交钱

551
00:22:54,030 --> 00:22:55,350
纯平那什么

552
00:22:55,350 --> 00:22:58,790
这主播就像支个摊子在街头卖艺的一样

553
00:22:58,790 --> 00:23:00,290
你觉得主播卖的好

554
00:23:00,290 --> 00:23:03,440
那个主播打个打个几块钱对吧

555
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:06,230
然后大家这个不想打钱了

556
00:23:06,230 --> 00:23:07,190
对不对好

557
00:23:07,190 --> 00:23:09,050
然后就要给主播鼓鼓掌

558
00:23:09,050 --> 00:23:10,130
主播就很开心了

559
00:23:10,130 --> 00:23:12,590
给大家这个播个俩小时对吧

560
00:23:12,590 --> 00:23:13,070
表演个俩

561
00:23:13,070 --> 00:23:14,899
小时收摊回家了

562
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,180
谢谢柳州的好运

563
00:23:17,180 --> 00:23:17,840
红叶呀

564
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:19,220
感谢支持红的鸟人

565
00:23:19,220 --> 00:23:20,780
该多谢谢你

566
00:23:20,780 --> 00:23:21,620
现在不下播

567
00:23:21,620 --> 00:23:22,520
自己打第一吧

568
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:23,540
不然我看不起你

569
00:23:23,540 --> 00:23:24,800
我还想直播的

570
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:25,370
你知道吧

571
00:23:25,370 --> 00:23:26,480
我还想直播的

572
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:27,179
你知道吧

573
00:23:27,179 --> 00:23:29,699
主播一说自费第一就不卡了是吧

574
00:23:29,699 --> 00:23:30,419
那感情好

575
00:23:30,419 --> 00:23:32,180
老子自费咋地

576
00:23:32,340 --> 00:23:33,840
虽然我不是舰长

577
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:34,740
可以叫我姐猫猫

578
00:23:34,740 --> 00:23:37,830
平时有什么活后只有一个大风车

579
00:23:37,830 --> 00:23:39,390
我不知道什么叫活

580
00:23:39,390 --> 00:23:42,510
大家就像k k k老师不知道什么叫调一样

581
00:23:42,510 --> 00:23:44,100
我不知道什么叫活

582
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:47,740
这个活到底什么样才算呢

583
00:23:47,740 --> 00:23:49,270
唱歌跳舞吗

584
00:23:49,270 --> 00:23:53,600
还是就嗯有特别大的准备的企划吗

585
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:54,320
他说怎么样

586
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:55,040
我不知道

587
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:55,720
我不知道

588
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:55,900
我也

589
00:23:55,900 --> 00:23:57,580
觉得这钱又不赚也罢了

590
00:23:57,580 --> 00:23:59,080
这钱这钱要不还是算了吧

591
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:00,800
我们好像不是很适合

592
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:04,280
好像好像叔叔不是特别想让主播抓起来

593
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:05,780
米哈哈哈

594
00:24:05,780 --> 00:24:09,020
感觉叔叔不是非常想让我赚钱啊

595
00:24:09,020 --> 00:24:11,660
感觉叔叔不是非常想让他自己赚钱啊

596
00:24:11,660 --> 00:24:12,620
这是为什么呢

597
00:24:12,620 --> 00:24:13,520
怎么会事呢

598
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:14,840
怎么会事呢

599
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:17,600
不太清楚不太了解怎么回事呢

600
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:21,980
呃呃呃哎

601
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,200
就不能稍微稍微的啊

602
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,030
这个给点面子嘛

603
00:24:28,030 --> 00:24:29,260
耳朵在动

604
00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:29,680
好可爱

605
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:30,940
好想摸摸

606
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:34,110
swaving you from the radio set

607
00:24:34,110 --> 00:24:35,610
drinking ball tea

608
00:24:35,610 --> 00:24:36,690
枫树看不下去

609
00:24:36,690 --> 00:24:38,130
主播在这里行骗了

610
00:24:38,130 --> 00:24:39,539
我跟正常来说

611
00:24:39,539 --> 00:24:41,639
我应该跟他是一家的呀对吧

612
00:24:41,639 --> 00:24:42,479
我赚了钱

613
00:24:42,479 --> 00:24:45,300
我还要分给我儿子叔叔一口呢

614
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:46,700
我赚了名

615
00:24:46,700 --> 00:24:49,130
我还会分给我的儿子叔叔呢

616
00:24:49,130 --> 00:24:52,440
他他他怎么就这样对我呀

617
00:24:53,580 --> 00:24:54,380
小v

618
00:24:57,980 --> 00:24:59,100
好婆婆

619
00:25:01,780 --> 00:25:03,780
但我发现了一件事情啊

620
00:25:03,780 --> 00:25:05,340
就是就是那个什么呀

621
00:25:05,340 --> 00:25:10,130
就是就是大家大家打米的前后特别容易卡

622
00:25:10,130 --> 00:25:12,080
然后到了不打米的时候

623
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:13,760
就没什么米的时候

624
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:15,679
反而好像还好一点

625
00:25:15,869 --> 00:25:17,629
啥情况

626
00:25:17,629 --> 00:25:21,190
所以小男友是谁说的

627
00:25:21,190 --> 00:25:22,750
就是我收养的

628
00:25:22,750 --> 00:25:27,370
收养的并不是并不是那个什么都不是亲生的呀对吧

629
00:25:27,370 --> 00:25:28,690
亲生的能这么叛逆

630
00:25:28,690 --> 00:25:30,130
我这主播收养

631
00:25:30,130 --> 00:25:31,909
欢迎马克扣

632
00:25:31,909 --> 00:25:32,689
like you

633
00:25:32,689 --> 00:25:37,490
do we were chilling under the ponry

634
00:25:37,490 --> 00:25:38,390
怎么了嘛

635
00:25:38,390 --> 00:25:41,060
扣扣你刚来了就不卡了是吧

636
00:25:41,060 --> 00:25:43,940
他骗了想带我打你试试吧

637
00:25:43,940 --> 00:25:46,940
你难道不会觉得那个什么吗

638
00:25:46,940 --> 00:25:50,130
难道不会觉得这番话说的就是你想啊

639
00:25:50,130 --> 00:25:51,330
大家想好好看直播

640
00:25:51,330 --> 00:25:52,170
可以甚至不打

641
00:25:52,170 --> 00:25:53,490
你就不打你的话

642
00:25:53,490 --> 00:25:55,380
可能反而他就不会开是吧

643
00:25:55,380 --> 00:25:58,420
你怎么不觉得主播是是在诱导不消费

644
00:25:58,420 --> 00:26:00,620
而是觉得主播在诱导消费

645
00:26:00,620 --> 00:26:02,960
说明这个东西就是仁者见仁

646
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:03,800
智者见智

647
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,760
想消费的人就能看到要消费的曙光

648
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:09,800
截图还留着我什么呀

649
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,600
你感觉你彻底做细胞了

650
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,340
你怎么做戏崩了呢

651
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:14,700
谢谢关注后

652
00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:16,860
等你来这个豆

653
00:26:19,909 --> 00:26:22,860
we can both haching your stream

654
00:26:22,860 --> 00:26:25,230
my summer dreams

655
00:26:25,230 --> 00:26:26,880
can we have the flow

656
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:28,920
and you will know my trust

657
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,899
no one knows can

658
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:35,040
一毛钱可能有特效吗

659
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:39,560
每天一毛钱特效自己能看到的

660
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:40,700
主播是骗舰长吗

661
00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:41,870
对的对的对的

662
00:26:41,870 --> 00:26:44,330
如果能骗到的话

663
00:26:44,330 --> 00:26:45,860
让舰长开心

664
00:26:45,860 --> 00:26:47,750
因为舰长有技术的

665
00:26:47,750 --> 00:26:50,030
我想回个160看看呢

666
00:26:50,030 --> 00:26:52,800
大家还想回个160看看

667
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:54,420
and we will go

668
00:26:54,420 --> 00:26:55,980
主播又找不消费

669
00:26:55,980 --> 00:26:57,270
你看有人信吗

670
00:26:57,270 --> 00:27:00,960
这什么这叫什么君子爱财取之有道了对吧

671
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:04,800
大家如果实在克制不住想要给主播打米的心啊

672
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,750
可以等到等到什么时候呢

673
00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:10,100
哈哈哈上舰长能摸一下主播的耳朵吧

674
00:27:10,100 --> 00:27:11,780
主播还可以转个风车给你看啊

675
00:27:11,780 --> 00:27:12,440
如果你愿意

676
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,060
的话嗯

677
00:27:14,060 --> 00:27:18,890
我们那个那个10月5号5号是那个什么呀

678
00:27:18,890 --> 00:27:20,760
什么时候决赛啊

679
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,700
这比赛啥时候决赛啊

680
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:27,690
怎么打这么久啊

681
00:27:27,690 --> 00:27:30,180
百强赛3号打到5号

682
00:27:30,180 --> 00:27:32,659
十强赛6号打到8号

683
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:35,740
然后然后马上网就给主播掐断

684
00:27:35,740 --> 00:27:36,580
就是那种感觉

685
00:27:36,580 --> 00:27:37,180
你知道吧

686
00:27:37,180 --> 00:27:40,800
哎呀下次早上我下地下室了

687
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:42,180
我真的下地下室了

688
00:27:42,180 --> 00:27:44,220
再不下地下室要出问题了

689
00:27:45,300 --> 00:27:47,790
一个舰长一天cool moon

690
00:27:47,790 --> 00:27:48,960
熬不到下一

691
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:51,060
我这边一个总督都加不到一天

692
00:27:51,060 --> 00:27:54,300
一个总督十个小时

693
00:27:57,679 --> 00:28:00,270
你的笑闹闹闹闹闹

694
00:28:00,270 --> 00:28:01,530
一般没车

695
00:28:01,530 --> 00:28:03,390
没钱给你加油

696
00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:05,200
喔喔喔喔喔

697
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:08,380
上舰长加班吧

698
00:28:09,950 --> 00:28:10,970
可以加

699
00:28:10,970 --> 00:28:14,460
我现在是四个舰长多加一整场

700
00:28:14,460 --> 00:28:16,080
然后如果你愿意的话

701
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:17,640
是在下班时间上

702
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:19,620
舰长可以加个15分钟左右

703
00:28:19,620 --> 00:28:25,430
但是但是今天我推荐你加到明天或者加到舰长群里面

704
00:28:25,430 --> 00:28:26,630
群线的时间啊

705
00:28:26,630 --> 00:28:28,250
我推荐你加到群里面

706
00:28:28,250 --> 00:28:34,880
真的上次太子四个总督没看你40个小时不是肯定是一个

707
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:35,420
你知道吧

708
00:28:35,420 --> 00:28:38,930
肯定是一个一个一个总督能加十个小时

709
00:28:38,930 --> 00:28:42,110
就是最多只能一场单场播十个小时播了

710
00:28:42,110 --> 00:28:44,000
我播不了

711
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,100
你一次性给我上100个总督

712
00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:48,320
我也不可能挂在这1000个小时

713
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:49,280
那会死人的

714
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,980
你知不知道他还欠着好几场

715
00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:52,580
别上当

716
00:28:52,580 --> 00:28:54,280
我欠了欠了多少

717
00:28:54,340 --> 00:28:56,080
不是我欠了多少

718
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:58,180
我欠了六六天的

719
00:28:58,180 --> 00:28:59,440
很快就加完了

720
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:00,040
你知道吧

721
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,000
很快六天就加完了

722
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:05,120
主播的舰长阻止阻止我骗钱

723
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:07,400
我们直播间主打一个理性消费啊

724
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:08,900
主打一个理性消费啊

725
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:11,540
圆圆的

726
00:29:14,060 --> 00:29:15,740
想不明白

727
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:23,919
权限的话是开在舰长群里的

728
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:26,370
舰长群群号的话

729
00:29:26,370 --> 00:29:30,960
上舰会私信自动发给你的

730
00:29:31,330 --> 00:29:32,670
收不到米了

731
00:29:32,670 --> 00:29:34,290
这下急死了没有

732
00:29:34,290 --> 00:29:36,300
不是不是收不到米的问题

733
00:29:36,300 --> 00:29:39,320
而是说为什么会这样的问题呢

734
00:29:39,700 --> 00:29:42,400
跟生命没有关系啊

735
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:45,750
而且说这个东西哪怕我一分钱不赚

736
00:29:45,750 --> 00:29:48,030
然后我我正常播个一个小时

737
00:29:48,030 --> 00:29:50,230
我也会觉得挺高兴的

738
00:29:50,230 --> 00:29:52,990
但是他他不让我播

739
00:29:52,990 --> 00:29:53,770
都不让我播

740
00:29:53,770 --> 00:29:54,550
什么意思呢

741
00:29:56,470 --> 00:29:57,310
下播吧

742
00:29:57,310 --> 00:29:58,500
下播吧

743
00:29:59,460 --> 00:30:01,070
喝几杯

744
00:30:01,070 --> 00:30:02,990
唱了几段

745
00:30:02,990 --> 00:30:04,720
你却哭了

746
00:30:07,420 --> 00:30:09,090
想去安慰

747
00:30:09,090 --> 00:30:11,670
却不知是哪里找

748
00:30:11,670 --> 00:30:13,440
听你说话

749
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:14,550
和你故事

750
00:30:14,550 --> 00:30:20,419
同我得到了惩罚

751
00:30:22,460 --> 00:30:24,090
却没烟

752
00:30:26,310 --> 00:30:28,110
没有你

753
00:30:28,110 --> 00:30:30,480
我怎么办

754
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:38,500
3年零一个礼拜才学会怎么忍耐

755
00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:46,420
你给过我的伤害是没有一句责怪

756
00:30:46,420 --> 00:30:48,070
戒了烟

757
00:30:48,070 --> 00:30:50,320
染上悲伤

758
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:53,399
我也路上

759
00:30:59,620 --> 00:31:00,620
下班吧