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come on come on

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turn the radio on is right

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and night

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and i won't bla gotta do my hair

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but my makeup phone

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that's right

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and i

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and i won't be long til

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i

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hethe guns lo hit the dance flow

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i got all

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i need ain't got cash

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my hain't got cash bi got you

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baby

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baby

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i don't need that our bt to have fun tonight

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baby

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i i need all

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i bet to have fun tonight

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i don't need no mind

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i don't need no more

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i need as long

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as

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i keep dancing

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come on

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come on

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turn the radio

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cto

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make the moving on

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唉我把标题给改了

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my anger cash a lancasting

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but i can't stand for me b

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这个最近啊说到了也收到了好多好多意见和建议啊

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我知道这个可能大家看起来这个主播没有什么活呀

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晚上好一会坏

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我知道大家怎么想的

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这我也这么想的

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所以当时把那个标题改掉了嗯

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你怎么把自己牌子卡到18级了

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你直播间不是都没了

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你怎么开的啊

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能给自己送礼物吗

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给自己发弹幕加亲密度吗

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我那个啊我那个小号米烟那个小号给我自己打盒子的那个小号啊

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要是那个上上舰长给我的话

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应该也有个25 六级哈哈哈

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感觉应该有个25 六级了嗯

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没送直接发弹幕

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吗

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拜拜好

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i don't make a behalftonight

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then

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i don't need your best friend tonight

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把那个我上面的滚屏改一下

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感觉就有点有点小白啊

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有点有点太白了是吧

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有点太白了

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对不起

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大家还有绝版牌子

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我怎么给你上啊

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谢谢两仪式的盛典

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门票盛典门票盛典门票盛典门票

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你今天穿的要发力了是吧

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哈哈哈哈

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烟烟传没有发力了是吧

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燕传媒去获奖还有6万分呢

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就你这这怎么发力啊

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这感觉没什么发力的必要啊

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晚上好啊

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小满晚上好啊

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嗯谢谢两仪式的五个盛典门票

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感谢这时候的鸟利爱的中午好中好

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猫猫妈妈摸摸爬

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哈哈哈哈

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又到了每天猫猫的环节

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你们知不知道你们你们逗猫的时候

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让我觉得我真的不像一个不像一个人类呀

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像那个大学城里面的那个野生动物一样

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一到了中午午休下课的那个时候

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大家就鱼贯而入

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开始路过我趴着的那片草地呀

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然后就一大堆的女生就围在那个不远不近的距离边上

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开始猫猫猫猫喵喵喵喵喵

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看看我宝贝

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看看妈妈

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快看看妈妈

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年年啊

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猫猫抬头了

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它摇尾巴了

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哎呀它的小爪子粉粉的

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你们就给我一种这样的感觉

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大家真的就你们叫我猫猫的时候

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就我就很不好意思骂你们

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知道吗

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因为猫猫应

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该是不会骂人的

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这个不太好

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你知道吗

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猫猫摸摸

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别摸了

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吐了

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你的rp精神

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你不是你们没发现你们叫我燕子的时候

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什么什么摸摸抱抱

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我都真叫滚吗

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但是但是但是你叫我猫猫的时候

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我就我就我就忍不下心啊

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因为这个猫猫跟人类互动一下

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感觉还挺正常的

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感动二老师刚赚到钱的报名

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二老师在哪里赚到钱了

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谢谢两仪式的送点门票

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谢谢谢阿里嘎多

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感谢支持

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别叫妈妈了

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别叫妈妈

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滚滚滚

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哈哈哈哈哈快滚

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感动啊

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在呢在呢猫猫贴贴这这这这这这这这贴这个贴这个哎呀

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我真是服了

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这呢这呢这呢这呢这呢别别盯着我

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别盯着我

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看这个看这个看到没看到没

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别盯着我

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哎呦

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我的天呐

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你这人真是真是有点没断奶的那种感觉

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你看这1年啊

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离这个屏幕越来越近呢

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平常那个什么我平常的时候我刚刚刚出道的时候

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我离屏幕很有分寸感的

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我离屏幕很很远的

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我平常是这么远的

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然后随着这1年呢就越来越大

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有的时候干脆一个大头杵在这边直播了

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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

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离爷爷也越来越近了

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但是怎么还要多远才能进入你的心

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主播不知道还要多远才能进入你的心

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还要多久才能扣上你心中有活的标准对吧

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主播做

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了一整天的心理建设

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鼓起勇气来到这个直播间

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就要被你一句啊

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主播今天好无聊

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又是没活的一天的

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轻松的打败破防啊

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还有就是昨天不是下的比较比较匆忙嘛

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然后昨天下的太匆忙了

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然后这个呃本来不是说有那个政府的人来查房

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我结果就没有啊

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不知道为什么没有主播站在门口穿了那个外套

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我把头发梳了

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然后这个带了个很大的口罩啊

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等着迎接人家

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然后就一根毛都没有

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不知道为什么可能有人甩了我吧

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我也不知道是为什么呢

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怎么会事呢

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哎呀二老师去工地搬了一晚上

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砖

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我的天这么辛苦吗

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真的假的

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两次这个这个门票

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你你你你送了你送了我超

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我记得两次15张门票

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外面送了十张

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我在想你

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高能榜为什么是300

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看了半天

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欢迎砖砖

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晚上好

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晚上好

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你是晚上好

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梦瑶天街

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大魔王

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可乐马

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晚上好

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猫鱼鱼小钢琴

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晚上好

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东方中专转男法

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一个系苍天

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晚上好

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英梨

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谢谢两仪式的武装盛典门票

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你

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他爆震多了

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哎

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爹爹爹爹

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你喝大了

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谢谢两次15张盛典门票

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感谢支持红豆尼利克的

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谢谢谢谢蓝色啊

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晚上好

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苍烟阿姨

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晚上好

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陈老师

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蓝桥嗯

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晚上

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好是的

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金全米亚

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那黑猫可能要被虐待

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那个头皮的莎拉蒂蒂娜哥主播如何评价哥们儿在当v的同学的直播间

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一直叫他被办了

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你叫他什么

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你不会叫他真名吧

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你不会叫他真名吧

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不能开盒呀

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我知道大家都会有一种那个信息不对等

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信息不对称带来的种

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知道吗

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哈哈哈

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内心的窃喜啊

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知道我当v的朋友天天叫我感恩超海成为国乒第一啊

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然后我天天叫他古人对吧

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这这个这个是不行的

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大家不能不能不能这样在直播间去啊

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要挟人家

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怎么看到你的名字

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就意味着一个行走的核武器啊

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还有黑历史

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还有塔照

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他不禁言

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你就怪了

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要是我我不敢禁言

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你会拉黑你呢

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我还真吓人呢

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噶吃恋距离怎么啦

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就这怎么啦

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跟叫猫一样

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一直叫月月月月月月月月是什么

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什么是他的名字吗

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月月月

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离屏幕变近

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可能是视力变差了

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呃确实有一点这种感觉吧

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有一点这种感觉嗯

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又在骗二阶的门里

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哎呀哎呀

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那大家大家要怎么骗一骗

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就是就是哈哈哈换一个榜

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一进来之后

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这不是骗二阶的命了

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什么情况呢

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我没讲话多

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凭什么叫我

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你不说话

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我就不能叫你了吗

250
00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:05,300
我能看到的呀

251
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怎么了不行了

252
00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,680
我赢说谁抄了没有

253
00:09:15,279 --> 00:09:17,350
主播如何评价

254
00:09:17,350 --> 00:09:19,270
今天有人在别人直播间给

255
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你万象天引

256
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然后被老头用米砸没影了

257
00:09:22,810 --> 00:09:24,810
这个主播我认识吗

258
00:09:24,810 --> 00:09:27,030
这个这个主播我认识吗

259
00:09:27,030 --> 00:09:28,590
如果这个主播我不认识

260
00:09:28,590 --> 00:09:30,120
也没有提到我的话

261
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我的建议就是这个给我万向天引的人

262
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我不认识

263
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哈哈

264
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天哥了天哥了

265
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不认识

266
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大家还是要重申一下这个互动的这个这个这个东西啊

267
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就是在主播的直播间

268
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主播没有提到的时候

269
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不要就是呃把话题完全的转到另外的没有在弹幕区

270
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或者说就即使在弹幕区出现了

271
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也不要完全把话题转到对方的身上

272
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呃

273
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这个同时是在其他主播直播间的

274
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对方没有提到我的时候呃

275
00:09:58,380 --> 00:10:00,660
请不要提到我的名字捏啊

276
00:10:00,660 --> 00:10:03,900
如果他提到打压不到地面这种东西的话

277
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你可以说一下

278
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就不要让我出现了

279
00:10:10,420 --> 00:10:12,700
我不是一个很很那个什么的人啊

280
00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:17,220
嗯快乐芙芙美颜时代沸腾

281
00:10:17,220 --> 00:10:19,080
再爬这个主播

282
00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:21,250
我的牌子挺高的

283
00:10:21,250 --> 00:10:23,290
呃那就不要提了

284
00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:25,930
不管你们的牌子对吧

285
00:10:25,930 --> 00:10:28,420
弟弟之间的关系好

286
00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:30,130
是弟弟之间的事情啊

287
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,720
欢迎小周晚上好

288
00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:33,870
老周这个弟弟之间关系好

289
00:10:33,870 --> 00:10:35,310
是弟弟之间的事情啊

290
00:10:35,310 --> 00:10:37,290
跟主播没有任何关系啊

291
00:10:37,290 --> 00:10:40,089
就是无论是怎么关系好也好

292
00:10:40,089 --> 00:10:44,440
呃就哪怕是一整个直播间都是阴间

293
00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:48,590
人也不要在对方就是正常直播的时候

294
00:10:48,590 --> 00:10:51,590
然后去唐突的版聊或者是安利我呀

295
00:10:51,590 --> 00:10:54,380
即便大家都都看过或者听说过我

296
00:10:54,380 --> 00:10:59,540
但这样的话对当前主播的那个呃弹幕氛围也好和心态也好

297
00:10:59,540 --> 00:11:02,750
我觉得都并没有那么的好吧

298
00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:06,430
就是作为观众需要遵守一些弹幕礼仪

299
00:11:06,430 --> 00:11:07,900
我觉得是这样的啊

300
00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:09,359
你在那里黑听

301
00:11:09,359 --> 00:11:11,099
听着你汗流下来

302
00:11:11,099 --> 00:11:15,610
哈哈人家有老头爆米主播主播寄了是吧

303
00:11:15,610 --> 00:11:17,650
你哪来的自信听你的声音

304
00:11:17,650 --> 00:11:18,610
阉人对吧

305
00:11:18,610 --> 00:11:20,290
如果就是你想想

306
00:11:20,290 --> 00:11:22,140
如果在直播间说这个话

307
00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:23,460
只有音乐人能听到啊

308
00:11:23,460 --> 00:11:24,420
如果他不是音乐人

309
00:11:24,420 --> 00:11:25,740
他非要提我的话

310
00:11:25,740 --> 00:11:27,740
他那我有什么办法

311
00:11:27,740 --> 00:11:28,580
呢你说是吧

312
00:11:28,580 --> 00:11:29,180
我有什么办法

313
00:11:29,180 --> 00:11:31,090
他不会听我的话

314
00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:32,770
他又不会听我的话

315
00:11:32,770 --> 00:11:33,610
什么意思啊

316
00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,530
人家连你的牌子都没有欢迎

317
00:11:35,530 --> 00:11:37,960
不过没有我的牌踢我干嘛

318
00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:41,130
有病吧啊没有我的牌子提我干什么

319
00:11:41,130 --> 00:11:42,180
有病吧

320
00:11:42,180 --> 00:11:46,360
他好逊粉丝说的

321
00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:48,100
你你跟莫瑶打配合是吧

322
00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:50,359
金球你跟梦瑶打配合是吧

323
00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:53,630
晚上好晚上好

324
00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,160
嗯对吧

325
00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:55,880
要演的话

326
00:11:55,880 --> 00:12:01,770
你就直接把那个你自己的那个啊签名啊什么的去改成呃

327
00:12:01,770 --> 00:12:06,640
呃阴间传媒所属什么渣渣渣渣之类的

328
00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:08,480
不是啊

329
00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:11,720
人家在在别的直播间啊引流

330
00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:13,850
我还没有我的牌子

331
00:12:13,850 --> 00:12:16,820
那这这谁呀

332
00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,140
哈哈哈

333
00:12:18,140 --> 00:12:18,980
真不熟

334
00:12:18,980 --> 00:12:20,360
真不认识谁啊

335
00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:22,520
男人沈老师天天

336
00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:23,360
给我引流

337
00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:24,800
他在哪给我演啊

338
00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:26,480
在自己直播间也没什么

339
00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:27,620
因为出门看门狗

340
00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:28,460
我来报一声

341
00:12:28,460 --> 00:12:29,690
转三圈汪一声

342
00:12:29,690 --> 00:12:31,010
这什么歌来着

343
00:12:31,010 --> 00:12:34,040
就是嗯转三圈汪一下

344
00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:35,780
那个那个是是一首歌吧

345
00:12:35,780 --> 00:12:37,810
我记得还人设

346
00:12:37,810 --> 00:12:38,650
你不睡觉啊

347
00:12:38,650 --> 00:12:41,340
蓝色光遇钓鱼佬真多

348
00:12:41,340 --> 00:12:43,020
喵17岁就开始钓

349
00:12:43,020 --> 00:12:45,420
什么叫钓鱼佬啊

350
00:12:45,420 --> 00:12:52,270
钓鱼佬的意思是有很多鱼妈危险

351
00:12:52,270 --> 00:12:56,380
因判什么鬼东西呃

352
00:12:56,380 --> 00:12:58,600
那个呃那什么发力是吧

353
00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,640
新粉有什么必须要知道的东西吗

354
00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:02,080
首先不要在主播直播间

355
00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:04,890
在主播没有提的时候提其他主播呀

356
00:13:04,890 --> 00:13:07,410
然后就是呃如果有其他主播串门的话

357
00:13:07,410 --> 00:13:10,060
也尽量避免去跟对方板聊

358
00:13:10,060 --> 00:13:10,540
然后完

359
00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:12,810
全偏离当前直播主题

360
00:13:12,810 --> 00:13:14,490
然后就是主播可以卖啊

361
00:13:14,490 --> 00:13:15,690
但这些人不能卖啊

362
00:13:15,690 --> 00:13:17,949
最后就是不要适合啊

363
00:13:17,949 --> 00:13:19,569
好像就没有什么其他的了

364
00:13:19,569 --> 00:13:20,499
不要叫我老婆

365
00:13:20,499 --> 00:13:21,429
就没其他的了

366
00:13:21,429 --> 00:13:22,790
哈哈哈哈

367
00:13:22,790 --> 00:13:24,470
然后报名理性啊

368
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,210
报名理性消费啊

369
00:13:27,410 --> 00:13:30,110
用着情头带着妹妹加你喵

370
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:31,089
刺激喵

371
00:13:31,089 --> 00:13:32,709
哈哈哈

372
00:13:32,709 --> 00:13:35,190
哎呦喂

373
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:39,500
看到没有有人那个做了一个不太好的示范

374
00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:39,920
看到没

375
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,720
就是这个叫叫媳妇的

376
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:42,620
这个叫奶果

377
00:13:42,620 --> 00:13:44,120
看到叫叫

378
00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:49,020
果然这一生你的老家一天忘记美好的幻想

379
00:13:49,020 --> 00:13:49,860
还没道歉

380
00:13:49,860 --> 00:13:52,199
希望你的回答可以让我留下

381
00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:54,580
maybe we just a slow down

382
00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:57,010
and even you so right

383
00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:58,900
当夜再次走向

384
00:13:58,900 --> 00:14:01,579
连呼吸都在膨胀

385
00:14:01,660 --> 00:14:02,740
你说你们要跟

386
00:14:02,740 --> 00:14:05,020
主播结婚的要跟主播结婚的

387
00:14:05,020 --> 00:14:07,089
脑子里面都在想些什么东西呢

388
00:14:07,089 --> 00:14:08,829
结婚了之后对吧是吧

389
00:14:08,829 --> 00:14:10,389
真的真的跟主播结婚了

390
00:14:10,389 --> 00:14:11,739
主播不是犯重婚罪吗

391
00:14:11,739 --> 00:14:13,449
跟那个600多个人

392
00:14:13,449 --> 00:14:16,179
然后挨个结完了之后收了收了600多个

393
00:14:16,179 --> 00:14:16,959
有工资卡

394
00:14:16,959 --> 00:14:18,579
在收600多个房本

395
00:14:18,579 --> 00:14:20,499
那主播不是笑死了

396
00:14:20,499 --> 00:14:21,560
哈哈哈

397
00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:24,400
然后每天轮着见面是吧

398
00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:27,340
轮着见面600多个粉丝团成员啊对吧

399
00:14:27,340 --> 00:14:30,960
然后然后那个什么1年都见不上一面

400
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:33,480
这就跟那个什么后宫有什么差别啊

401
00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:34,740
今天翻这个牌子

402
00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:36,260
明天翻那个牌子的

403
00:14:36,260 --> 00:14:38,360
少结婚多结晶啊

404
00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:38,840
对对对

405
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:40,100
少跟主播结婚了

406
00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:41,120
多跟主播结晶

407
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:41,660
我觉得这

408
00:14:41,660 --> 00:14:43,759
是很好的很好的一个直播间

409
00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:44,299
文明啊

410
00:14:44,299 --> 00:14:45,139
多结晶吧

411
00:14:45,139 --> 00:14:45,739
都结晶了

412
00:14:45,739 --> 00:14:46,819
我喜欢宝石啊

413
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:47,899
不喜欢不喜欢男人

414
00:14:47,899 --> 00:14:48,889
如果喜欢宝石

415
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:51,620
哈哈哈哈哈哎呀

416
00:14:51,620 --> 00:14:52,820
现在是坏消息

417
00:14:52,820 --> 00:14:53,720
怎么了怎么了

418
00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:54,860
不行是吧啊

419
00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:57,350
把你关在地下室转大米啊

420
00:14:57,350 --> 00:14:59,579
我我是一只自由的猫

421
00:14:59,820 --> 00:15:01,740
哈哈哈哈哈

422
00:15:01,740 --> 00:15:03,420
差不多得了差不多得了

423
00:15:03,420 --> 00:15:06,730
嗯嗯哼对吧

424
00:15:06,730 --> 00:15:09,100
少结婚都结晶了

425
00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:10,060
听到没有

426
00:15:10,060 --> 00:15:11,640
你要当西非

427
00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:13,260
就当替身是吧

428
00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:14,310
就当是熹妃

429
00:15:14,310 --> 00:15:16,320
为什么不当纯元皇后呢

430
00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:18,600
跟主播结婚就撕了算了

431
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:19,819
听到没有哈哈哈

432
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:22,339
为什么不当纯元皇后呢对吧

433
00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:26,500
这个呃除去巫山不是云啊

434
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:28,420
主播心里只有纯元皇后

435
00:15:28,420 --> 00:15:29,320
只有四个的

436
00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:29,440
这

437
00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:31,120
个人才是最好的

438
00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:32,000
哈哈哈

439
00:15:32,820 --> 00:15:37,220
哎在呢在呢啊晚上

440
00:15:37,220 --> 00:15:38,450
好弟夫人

441
00:15:38,450 --> 00:15:40,160
别人主播直播间

442
00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:41,480
主播直播间什么呀

443
00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:43,040
你是魏璎珞

444
00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:47,640
咳纯元没得找啊

445
00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:48,780
纯元没得找大家

446
00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:51,440
所以说这个东西感情这种很多

447
00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,930
很多时候都是都是那种都是那种什么

448
00:15:53,930 --> 00:15:55,280
你怎么你要把我熬死

449
00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:57,000
记上我的直播间是吧

450
00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:59,440
什么叫熬到最后呀

451
00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:00,760
你要把我熬死

452
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,530
继承我的直播间是吧

453
00:16:02,530 --> 00:16:05,010
欢迎折耳根凉拌西瓜皮

454
00:16:05,010 --> 00:16:10,680
但无暇主播改了这个抽象的这个这个标题之后啊

455
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:13,579
好像没有什么人进来看主播了呀

456
00:16:13,579 --> 00:16:15,169
主播的进房

457
00:16:15,169 --> 00:16:20,770
主播的这个进房进房量一次是岌岌可危的嗯

458
00:16:20,770 --> 00:16:22,270
少结晶多结石

459
00:16:22,270 --> 00:16:23,350
看美颜

460
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:25,090
别的主播结晶了

461
00:16:25,090 --> 00:16:25,690
看美颜

462
00:16:25,690 --> 00:16:26,420
米亚金

463
00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:28,660
你截什么疯啊啊

464
00:16:29,860 --> 00:16:34,160
如果说方向撞

465
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:38,260
我怎能波澜不惊去附和

466
00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:39,180
没想

467
00:16:39,180 --> 00:16:43,140
到你我就冷清不楚

468
00:16:51,460 --> 00:16:52,920
我有点接受不了

469
00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:53,580
有点意思

470
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:54,900
有点接受不了啊

471
00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:56,940
嗯过了追溯期了

472
00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:02,840
这不是犯罪行为

473
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:07,520
今天大概就来个一个小时左右

474
00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:10,460
然后我就要走了好吗好吗

475
00:17:10,460 --> 00:17:11,240
大家

476
00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:17,480
你还真真什么你还真扎了

477
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:18,500
这什么意思啊

478
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:24,450
你住了你你你说的这个针针扎了

479
00:17:24,450 --> 00:17:28,620
是被我是我想的那个

480
00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:34,200
掌心刻来

481
00:17:34,380 --> 00:17:37,500
你眼中烟波滴落一滴墨

482
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:41,500
wo都会说落

483
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:47,600
我在草原望北京这点的什么歌

484
00:17:50,900 --> 00:18:02,680
有你我就你说的是站在草原望北京乌兰图雅的是吗

485
00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:12,960
下一首是套马杆是吧

486
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:15,980
你们那边中了什么乌兰图雅病病毒

487
00:18:15,980 --> 00:18:16,760
骂主人

488
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:17,780
饭盆空了

489
00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:19,460
饿死算了

490
00:18:19,460 --> 00:18:21,350
饿死你算了吧

491
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:22,540
哈哈哈

492
00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:24,160
我真是服了

493
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:24,520
哎呀

494
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,720
这这什么什么歌呀

495
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,140
饭盆空了

496
00:18:29,140 --> 00:18:31,300
一脚踢翻你的饭盆啊

497
00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:33,889
后面一脚踹翻你的饭盆

498
00:18:33,889 --> 00:18:35,629
吃饭要靠自己

499
00:18:35,629 --> 00:18:37,459
大家吃饭要靠自己

500
00:18:37,459 --> 00:18:39,630
不能去依靠别人

501
00:18:39,630 --> 00:18:40,230
你懂吧

502
00:18:40,230 --> 00:18:41,910
谢谢发现了阿喵的关注

503
00:18:41,910 --> 00:18:44,730
来一个豆给这个片

504
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,680
大家不要频繁的点歌

505
00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:51,520
因为频繁点歌主播的脑子跟不上主人

506
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:53,560
今天还没带领6万下播

507
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:54,580
记得带我去遛弯

508
00:18:54,580 --> 00:18:56,540
大家都有电子宠物是吧

509
00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:01,100
别的主播上播是扮演电子宠物

510
00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:04,220
我上播是养了一堆电子宠物来是吧

511
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,280
下波蛋就是遛弯

512
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,540
所以我喜欢养猫啊

513
00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:10,440
我不喜欢养狗啊

514
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,290
你知道吧

515
00:19:11,290 --> 00:19:13,690
直播上课本来就够忙的了

516
00:19:13,690 --> 00:19:15,850
然后我还得带电子宠物出门遛弯

517
00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:18,490
那个养猫自己在家里面自己玩

518
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,139
这开心的你知道吧

519
00:19:20,139 --> 00:19:21,759
主播前两天才踩

520
00:19:21,759 --> 00:19:22,779
每个攒个饭饭

521
00:19:22,779 --> 00:19:23,619
再踩一个吧

522
00:19:23,619 --> 00:19:25,749
再踩一个碗吃饭

523
00:19:25,749 --> 00:19:27,369
靠自己喂饭

524
00:19:27,369 --> 00:19:33,139
靠主播吉祥彩云献给你

525
00:19:34,580 --> 00:19:35,860
有点受不了了

526
00:19:35,860 --> 00:19:37,060
大家有点受不了了

527
00:19:37,060 --> 00:19:39,760
我我有的时候觉得就是压力比较大的时候

528
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:42,810
好像好像确实不太适合来直播呀

529
00:19:42,810 --> 00:19:44,370
本来是想着那个什么的

530
00:19:44,370 --> 00:19:45,390
缓解一下压力

531
00:19:45,390 --> 00:19:46,410
缓解一下我的压力

532
00:19:46,410 --> 00:19:47,690
缓解一下你的压力

533
00:19:47,690 --> 00:19:49,790
咱们笑呵呵的说一说话呀

534
00:19:49,790 --> 00:19:50,450
你知道吗

535
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:51,530
结果来了之后

536
00:19:51,530 --> 00:19:53,810
主播的血压已经拉满了

537
00:19:53,810 --> 00:19:54,910
什么意思啊

538
00:19:54,910 --> 00:19:57,620
嗯嗯啊

539
00:19:57,620 --> 00:19:58,340
摩拜人神

540
00:19:58,340 --> 00:19:58,760
晚上好

541
00:19:58,760 --> 00:19:59,660
超人晚上好

542
00:19:59,660 --> 00:20:00,440
晚上好

543
00:20:01,580 --> 00:20:06,470
我记得我依稀记得我最开始做直播的时候

544
00:20:06,470 --> 00:20:08,450
然后给大家定了一些规矩啊

545
00:20:08,450 --> 00:20:09,650
要不是定了一些规矩吧

546
00:20:09,650 --> 00:20:13,639
就是跟大家讲了一些就不希望大家做的事情

547
00:20:13,639 --> 00:20:15,319
首先是不希望大家把

548
00:20:15,319 --> 00:20:16,639
你的什么生活费啊

549
00:20:16,639 --> 00:20:17,239
房子啊

550
00:20:17,239 --> 00:20:17,839
车子啊

551
00:20:17,839 --> 00:20:19,040
什么都打给我

552
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:22,130
再有就是不要把我当成你的女朋友啊

553
00:20:22,130 --> 00:20:25,030
因为主播肯定不会成为你的女朋友的

554
00:20:25,030 --> 00:20:27,070
然后最后就是什么呢

555
00:20:27,070 --> 00:20:29,330
最后就是希望不要叫我妈妈

556
00:20:29,330 --> 00:20:31,070
也不要叫我儿子对吧

557
00:20:31,070 --> 00:20:32,600
这个呃你可以是我爹

558
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:35,589
但是但是呃你不是我的主人

559
00:20:35,589 --> 00:20:36,849
我也不是你的主人呢

560
00:20:36,849 --> 00:20:41,340
我希望我们可以去平等一点的去交流沟通啊

561
00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:43,500
因为这是网络网络的朋友啊

562
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:45,180
我是你的电子朋友可以

563
00:20:45,180 --> 00:20:47,280
但我不能是你的电子妈咪啊

564
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:52,859
电子主人什么什么这个电子狗这些这些都都不太合适啊

565
00:20:52,859 --> 00:20:54,749
我记得依稀记得我出道的

566
00:20:54,749 --> 00:20:56,189
时候跟大家说的好好的

567
00:20:56,189 --> 00:20:59,280
结果这1年吧主播千回百转的变

568
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:01,260
大家也是千回百转的变好哦

569
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,780
宝宝滚

570
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:05,030
喜悦的心情

571
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:06,080
谢谢柳州

572
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:07,440
在西给谁

573
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:10,560
但是你看到别的主播上播扮演电子宠物

574
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:16,740
一望无际

575
00:21:22,810 --> 00:21:25,780
如何把把把观众变成电子宠物

576
00:21:25,780 --> 00:21:29,110
主播的答案就是不知道观众自己就变了

577
00:21:29,110 --> 00:21:30,810
跟我没有关系

578
00:21:31,450 --> 00:21:33,570
这是观众自己变的

579
00:21:33,570 --> 00:21:35,370
跟主播没有任何关系啊

580
00:21:35,370 --> 00:21:36,630
很奇怪好吧

581
00:21:36,630 --> 00:21:38,560
哎呀哎呀

582
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:39,580
猫猫在呢在呢

583
00:21:39,580 --> 00:21:41,200
别怪叫就怪掉就怪了

584
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:41,710
怎么了

585
00:21:41,710 --> 00:21:43,720
怎么就怪叫哈哈

586
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:44,620
不能怪叫吗

587
00:21:44,620 --> 00:21:46,039
燕子你好

588
00:21:46,039 --> 00:21:48,580
我有个问题想跟你咨询

589
00:21:48,580 --> 00:21:52,900
我有个朋友在光遇里面跟人谈恋爱

590
00:21:52,900 --> 00:21:56,889
我依稀记得前天巫术天赋点超然进来说

591
00:21:56,889 --> 00:21:59,889
主播主播买了个号下载光遇入坑

592
00:21:59,889 --> 00:22:00,699
光遇了

593
00:22:00,699 --> 00:22:04,270
主播说呃光遇里面有很多人这个女生啊

594
00:22:04,270 --> 00:22:06,070
然后还有很多小孩儿

595
00:22:06,070 --> 00:22:09,929
就是男生很少就很少见到玩光遇的男生呢

596
00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:12,629
然后昨天巫术天赋点超然进来说

597
00:22:12,629 --> 00:22:14,110
哇好厉害

598
00:22:14,110 --> 00:22:17,200
我在光遇里扮演初二的小孩

599
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,150
碰到了很厉害的剑魔

600
00:22:20,489 --> 00:22:25,109
我说嗯这个鸟神在是呃光遇的一款哦

601
00:22:25,109 --> 00:22:26,789
我的理财产品对吧

602
00:22:26,789 --> 00:22:28,710
这个你要是很贵买不起

603
00:22:28,710 --> 00:22:29,250
主要是由

604
00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:31,940
于是一个我的收入太低的一个问题啊

605
00:22:31,940 --> 00:22:34,820
如果当年穿越回这个2年之前

606
00:22:34,820 --> 00:22:36,290
回到光遇开服的时候

607
00:22:36,290 --> 00:22:39,270
我一定会把我手上所有的钱奥利进去

608
00:22:39,270 --> 00:22:40,470
然后养几个

609
00:22:40,470 --> 00:22:41,910
养十几个开服号

610
00:22:41,910 --> 00:22:44,010
然后现在我们房子的首付就有了

611
00:22:44,010 --> 00:22:46,320
今天无数天赋点超然跟我说

612
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:48,330
燕子有个问题想跟你咨询

613
00:22:48,330 --> 00:22:51,070
我有个朋友在光遇里跟别人谈恋爱

614
00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:54,920
远方你速通了是吧

615
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:57,860
你直接速通是吧

616
00:22:57,900 --> 00:23:00,390
你给我前天下载游戏

617
00:23:00,390 --> 00:23:02,400
昨天玩理财

618
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:05,690
今天谈恋爱给我一

619
00:23:06,750 --> 00:23:11,450
怎么大家当光辉的生活都这么这么丰富多彩啊

620
00:23:11,450 --> 00:23:12,710
啊怎么这么重

621
00:23:12,710 --> 00:23:14,690
怎么这么丰富多彩呢

622
00:23:14,690 --> 00:23:18,960
嗯这个就是可能就是性

623
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,340
别优势吧啊我看看啊

624
00:23:21,340 --> 00:23:24,970
都是24岁的人都比较喜欢音乐

625
00:23:24,970 --> 00:23:27,080
就这么弹起来了

626
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:31,090
你你这个朋友下载游戏是不是只有三天啊

627
00:23:31,090 --> 00:23:31,750
这样吧

628
00:23:31,750 --> 00:23:34,810
我们哪天办一个叫忏悔式的节目吧

629
00:23:34,810 --> 00:23:36,610
你不要在弹幕直接问我了

630
00:23:36,610 --> 00:23:38,449
你到时候发你棉花糖给我

631
00:23:38,449 --> 00:23:41,299
我到时候开个忏悔是吧

632
00:23:41,299 --> 00:23:43,549
你这个应该投到忏悔室里面

633
00:23:43,549 --> 00:23:46,650
这个不应该在弹幕里面问情感经历啊

634
00:23:46,650 --> 00:23:48,870
你该偷偷忏悔室里面怎么下载游戏

635
00:23:48,870 --> 00:23:51,680
三天就谈起恋爱来了

636
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:57,020
光遇是一款成年成年网友的相亲软件是吧

637
00:23:57,060 --> 00:23:59,880
都是24岁的人都比较喜欢音乐

638
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:00,960
就这么弹起来了

639
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:03,480
然后今天别人跟我朋

640
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:05,240
友说感觉有点怪

641
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:07,530
真的也不说给别人是谁呀

642
00:24:07,530 --> 00:24:08,670
别人是谁呀

643
00:24:08,670 --> 00:24:10,230
你说的这个别人是我吗

644
00:24:10,230 --> 00:24:13,110
我也觉得你朋友刚三天就谈起恋爱

645
00:24:13,110 --> 00:24:14,130
有点有点怪啊

646
00:24:14,130 --> 00:24:15,419
有点奇怪啊

647
00:24:15,460 --> 00:24:16,900
好宝宝滚吧

648
00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:17,380
沈老师

649
00:24:17,380 --> 00:24:20,620
你可想跟您咨询咨询是个啥情况哦

650
00:24:20,620 --> 00:24:22,060
那个哦那个还行吧

651
00:24:22,060 --> 00:24:26,340
是呃10年前猫拍到阳台摔死了

652
00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:27,060
把他铲下来

653
00:24:27,060 --> 00:24:28,020
埋到山上回家

654
00:24:28,020 --> 00:24:33,100
看到饭盆主播能评价我这拍的家徒四壁

655
00:24:33,100 --> 00:24:34,300
哈哈粉笔不刷

656
00:24:34,300 --> 00:24:39,360
主打一个陪伴主播看别的主播也是粉笔不刷

657
00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:40,380
主打一个陪伴

658
00:24:40,380 --> 00:24:42,000
除非人家谢我的免费礼

659
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,740
我就特别不好意思

660
00:24:43,740 --> 00:24:45,240
不好意思讲话呀

661
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:45,840
欢迎花花

662
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:46,380
晚上好

663
00:24:46,380 --> 00:24:47,909
花花摸摸摸摸

664
00:24:47,909 --> 00:24:49,829
嗯嗯不行了

665
00:24:49,829 --> 00:24:50,309
笑死了

666
00:24:50,309 --> 00:24:51,569
今天今天你的朋友

667
00:24:51,569 --> 00:24:54,540
你的朋友是不是你的朋友

668
00:24:54,540 --> 00:24:57,140
你朋友好像还不错吧

669
00:24:57,140 --> 00:25:00,800
怎么还有一只野生的快乐星猫啊啊

670
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:03,020
在游戏里扮演皮套人是吧

671
00:25:03,020 --> 00:25:06,940
你将在光遇里邂逅种类多样的头发建模

672
00:25:06,940 --> 00:25:09,880
并且给他们起一些帅气的名字

673
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:14,870
在抖音的呃这个感情尬剧里面穿行

674
00:25:14,870 --> 00:25:17,690
逐渐的邂逅鸟神的真相

675
00:25:17,690 --> 00:25:21,800
啊哈哈速通关于我找哈哈哈哈

676
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,500
这就是速通的感觉吧

677
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:28,160
主播吸溜口水的声音怎么了就吸溜就吸溜

678
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:28,580
怎么了

679
00:25:28,580 --> 00:25:29,540
就羡慕了吗

680
00:25:29,540 --> 00:25:31,650
怎么怎么怎么怎么哎

681
00:25:31,650 --> 00:25:33,870
这个这个没有什么好羡慕的

682
00:25:33,870 --> 00:25:35,130
没有什么好羡慕的

683
00:25:35,130 --> 00:25:35,580
呃

684
00:25:35,580 --> 00:25:38,340
我觉得流浪

685
00:25:38,900 --> 00:25:40,780
明天分手成为心碎

686
00:25:40,780 --> 00:25:43,690
嫣然明天分手回来给主播报大米是吧

687
00:25:43,690 --> 00:25:45,840
呵呵啊

688
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:47,460
不行啊不行啊

689
00:25:47,460 --> 00:25:49,140
感情既然已经谈起来

690
00:25:49,140 --> 00:25:49,980
就要郑重

691
00:25:49,980 --> 00:25:50,280
你知道吗

692
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:50,880
就要正中

693
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:52,950
不能说这样去咒人家

694
00:25:52,950 --> 00:25:53,310
你知道吧

695
00:25:53,310 --> 00:25:54,330
不能这样咒人家

696
00:25:54,330 --> 00:25:56,790
哈哈万一有人问鱼怎么办

697
00:25:56,790 --> 00:25:57,420
什么鱼啊

698
00:25:57,420 --> 00:25:59,520
然后今天别人给你朋友说感觉有点怪

699
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:00,300
真的也不说

700
00:26:00,300 --> 00:26:01,440
想跟我咨询咨询

701
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:04,920
嗯嗯你的朋友我知道是你朋友的对象啊

702
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:10,980
你朋友的对象啊啊你你你你你你你的朋友的对象啊

703
00:26:10,980 --> 00:26:12,180
你的朋友的对象

704
00:26:12,180 --> 00:26:14,380
他还跟你说有点奇怪

705
00:26:14,380 --> 00:26:16,870
在你黄昏来

706
00:26:16,870 --> 00:26:18,970
你的朋友的对象是个女的吗

707
00:26:18,970 --> 00:26:19,990
你先确定一下

708
00:26:19,990 --> 00:26:20,710
因为光遇这

709
00:26:20,710 --> 00:26:24,990
个游戏里面你看起来是男生建模的

710
00:26:24,990 --> 00:26:27,340
一般都是女生去穿啊

711
00:26:27,340 --> 00:26:29,920
你看起来一般是女生建模的

712
00:26:32,860 --> 00:26:34,490
就像大家对吧

713
00:26:34,490 --> 00:26:36,630
就是网络二次元嘛

714
00:26:36,630 --> 00:26:42,090
男生经常用一些这个跟自己的实际情况不相符合的一些呃

715
00:26:42,090 --> 00:26:43,980
网络萌妹的那种呃

716
00:26:43,980 --> 00:26:46,860
跟game画风的那个网络萌妹头像一样

717
00:26:46,860 --> 00:26:49,740
我觉得这个是很正常的一种现象啊

718
00:26:49,740 --> 00:26:51,840
所以你要先确定好他的性别啊

719
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:55,880
嗯主播如何评价你的女朋友

720
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:57,020
你怎么还有女朋友啊

721
00:27:01,030 --> 00:27:02,560
一下就给它剪了

722
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:04,390
它被拴在树上的话

723
00:27:04,390 --> 00:27:06,250
可能是有人把它拴上去

724
00:27:06,250 --> 00:27:10,420
可能它的主人呢小心哪别碰你

725
00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:11,920
这主播亲手刷的

726
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:13,110
哈哈哈哈

727
00:27:13,110 --> 00:27:15,150
你是路上的一条狗是吧

728
00:27:15,150 --> 00:27:15,750
沈老师

729
00:27:15,750 --> 00:27:16,590
人都不当了

730
00:27:16,590 --> 00:27:17,190
你明明在笑

731
00:27:17,190 --> 00:27:18,090
我没有在笑

732
00:27:18,090 --> 00:27:19,140
我没有在笑

733
00:27:19,140 --> 00:27:19,650
是的

734
00:27:19,650 --> 00:27:21,899
你连麦的不是你的朋友吗

735
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:24,060
什么叫是的

736
00:27:24,060 --> 00:27:24,900
你连麦了

737
00:27:24,900 --> 00:27:26,220
你能解释一下这句话吗

738
00:27:26,220 --> 00:27:26,520
是的

739
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:27,780
你连麦了是什么意思

740
00:27:27,780 --> 00:27:30,360
不是你的朋友吗

741
00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:41,560
你聊爆了哎呦

742
00:27:42,260 --> 00:27:43,660
一个网上初恋

743
00:27:43,660 --> 00:27:44,740
一个三次元初恋

744
00:27:44,740 --> 00:27:46,540
都给你造成了重创的

745
00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:47,560
谨慎谈恋爱

746
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:49,650
谨慎谨慎谈恋爱

747
00:27:49,650 --> 00:27:51,240
你朋友发的弹幕

748
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:53,159
你的朋友连麦了

749
00:27:53,460 --> 00:27:55,440
不是是你的朋友哦

750
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:58,760
我知道了我知道了我知道了嗯

751
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:00,700
如何评价你的男朋友

752
00:28:00,700 --> 00:28:02,440
你的男朋友在哪里

753
00:28:05,570 --> 00:28:07,190
你们的男朋友在哪里啊

754
00:28:07,190 --> 00:28:08,930
得先给我存在这个人

755
00:28:08,930 --> 00:28:11,150
然后然后我才我才能评价呀

756
00:28:11,150 --> 00:28:12,230
我不知道这个人存不存在

757
00:28:12,230 --> 00:28:13,419
我怎么评价呢

758
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,440
你朋友发的弹幕

759
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:19,270
哈哈哈呃行吧行吧

760
00:28:19,270 --> 00:28:23,200
可以可以可以ok ok是你是你

761
00:28:25,780 --> 00:28:28,130
嗯让我想一想呃

762
00:28:28,130 --> 00:28:29,930
让我想一想这个问题吧

763
00:28:29,930 --> 00:28:36,649
就是如果我要是你的你的这个你的朋友的这个女朋友

764
00:28:36,649 --> 00:28:39,730
我也会觉得比较奇怪呀

765
00:28:42,909 --> 00:28:44,889
如果早上对吧

766
00:28:44,889 --> 00:28:46,089
前天下载游戏

767
00:28:46,089 --> 00:28:47,559
昨天探讨理财

768
00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:48,609
今天认识

769
00:28:48,609 --> 00:28:51,190
然后一下就秒处啊

770
00:28:51,190 --> 00:28:52,450
什么叫秒处

771
00:28:52,450 --> 00:28:55,780
这个好像有点太太太网络用语了

772
00:28:55,780 --> 00:29:00,190
一下就谈起来恋爱的话不会觉得很奇怪嘛

773
00:29:00,190 --> 00:29:04,600
就是那种好像好像好像5年前的那个qq爱

774
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:06,040
就是加上好友之后

775
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:08,890
直接我可以叫你老婆吗啊

776
00:29:08,890 --> 00:29:10,360
然后那边说讨厌

777
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:11,470
怎么这样呢

778
00:29:11,470 --> 00:29:16,330
然后这个这个呃然后那个男男生就说哎那可不可以嘛

779
00:29:16,330 --> 00:29:17,560
然后女生说啊

780
00:29:18,060 --> 00:29:20,280
你就是我的好老公啦

781
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:21,180
什么什么之类的

782
00:29:21,180 --> 00:29:22,680
就是有有这种感觉

783
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:24,780
有一点有一点这样的一个感觉

784
00:29:24,780 --> 00:29:26,760
感觉有点有点有点诡异啊

785
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:27,120
知道吧

786
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:28,140
有点奇怪

787
00:29:28,140 --> 00:29:32,080
的你们不觉得有点奇怪吗

788
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:34,360
就是刚刚认识了一天

789
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:37,000
然后然后一下就就这样呛去

790
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:43,680
叫我感觉一般来说嗯要去发展一些情感表深入的关系的话

791
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:45,900
还得还得多多认识一下吧

792
00:29:45,900 --> 00:29:47,100
多多认识一下吧

793
00:29:47,100 --> 00:29:47,699
好吧

794
00:29:47,699 --> 00:29:49,439
就是多多认识一下

795
00:29:49,439 --> 00:29:50,759
你知道魔幻机

796
00:29:50,759 --> 00:29:52,679
晚上师傅晚上好

797
00:29:52,679 --> 00:29:56,470
师傅哥们儿花了一个小时在里边表白

798
00:29:56,470 --> 00:29:58,240
花了很多心思的

799
00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:59,350
你不会告诉我

800
00:29:59,350 --> 00:30:01,310
你带着他去潜水

801
00:30:01,310 --> 00:30:04,220
然后去上天给他放烟花看

802
00:30:04,220 --> 00:30:05,540
还领着他驯龙

803
00:30:05,540 --> 00:30:06,800
还带着他跑图

804
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,750
然后给他去打卡景点

805
00:30:08,750 --> 00:30:12,230
最后掏出一根直直的大白蜡烛

806
00:30:12,230 --> 00:30:15,280
上面放着爱心型的那个火焰

807
00:30:15,860 --> 00:30:18,160
然后你就跟他说

808
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:19,379
宝贝

809
00:30:19,540 --> 00:30:21,700
经过这两个小时的认证

810
00:30:21,700 --> 00:30:23,909
我真的好喜欢你啊

811
00:30:23,909 --> 00:30:26,039
可以跟我在一起吗

812
00:30:26,039 --> 00:30:30,020
然后他说好的好的

813
00:30:30,020 --> 00:30:34,220
不是你们加起来比主播的鞋码已经大了嫩多了

814
00:30:34,220 --> 00:30:37,500
谢谢可乐a的20个盛典门票啊

815
00:30:37,500 --> 00:30:38,100
感谢支持

816
00:30:38,100 --> 00:30:39,120
红多尼阿里嘎多

817
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:40,050
谢谢谢谢

818
00:30:40,050 --> 00:30:40,950
不是关键

819
00:30:40,950 --> 00:30:43,770
就是这个游戏还有什么能准备的呢

820
00:30:43,770 --> 00:30:45,930
你刚认识了一天

821
00:30:45,930 --> 00:30:47,130
就花了一个小时

822
00:30:47,130 --> 00:30:48,030
准备了一个表白

823
00:30:48,030 --> 00:30:52,570
你还好意思拿来跟我说一个小时而已

824
00:30:52,570 --> 00:30:56,880
你这你你还好意思跟我说

825
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:57,720
就一个小时

826
00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:01,140
你还你还你还那么骄傲自豪的拿出来讲

827
00:31:01,140 --> 00:31:02,760
谁给你的勇气啊

828
00:31:03,540 --> 00:31:04,920
我真是服了

829
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:06,360
我的天哪

830
00:31:07,140 --> 00:31:08,720
哎呦晚上好

831
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:09,650
晚上好啊

832
00:31:09,650 --> 00:31:11,280
嗯谢谢

833
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:12,840
可乐宝的十张少年门票啊

834
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:14,260
感谢支持哦

835
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:15,680
主播是不是经历过

836
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:22,510
大家我还在当主播之前

837
00:31:22,510 --> 00:31:23,950
早在当主播之前

838
00:31:30,510 --> 00:31:33,880
就基本上当时网恋不是很潮人嘛

839
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:36,370
主播虽然没怎么搞过

840
00:31:36,370 --> 00:31:38,260
但是主播有一个技能

841
00:31:38,260 --> 00:31:43,929
就是能够从设了权限的空间蛛丝马迹的背景名片

842
00:31:43,929 --> 00:31:45,069
什么名片赞

843
00:31:45,069 --> 00:31:48,039
然后各种各种那个社交名媒台

844
00:31:55,780 --> 00:31:57,280
主播有这种能力了

845
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:00,160
女孩子跟我关系好的

846
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:03,559
女孩子但凡谈了网恋都来找我看啊

847
00:32:03,559 --> 00:32:05,539
他们有没有被绿啊什么的

848
00:32:05,539 --> 00:32:06,100
哈哈哈

849
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:11,330
主播算这个是很厉害的好吧

850
00:32:11,330 --> 00:32:12,950
主播经常被这样子

851
00:32:12,950 --> 00:32:14,930
连我可没有爱玩光遇的时候

852
00:32:14,930 --> 00:32:17,030
从来都没有人带我去打卡过

853
00:32:17,690 --> 00:32:19,710
有有有有有一个女孩子

854
00:32:19,710 --> 00:32:26,530
她带我去拍了那个那个嗯峡谷的一个全是云的一个地方啊

855
00:32:26,530 --> 00:32:28,420
那是我唯一去过的一个景点

856
00:32:28,420 --> 00:32:30,160
你笑的人在发抖

857
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:32,620
你都24岁了

858
00:32:33,140 --> 00:32:35,940
24岁我理解你是个学生

859
00:32:35,940 --> 00:32:37,080
你都24岁了

860
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,160
他也24岁了

861
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:41,160
你们两个怎么会认为游戏里面精心准备了一个小时的表白

862
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:41,280
就

863
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:42,840
能让你们两个私定终身

864
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:45,900
然后共同奔向美好的未来

865
00:32:45,900 --> 00:32:47,520
然后直接一直到结婚

866
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:48,930
能不能收到你们的喜糖

867
00:32:48,930 --> 00:32:50,760
哎我这已经胡言乱语了

868
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:51,840
都24岁了

869
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:54,940
你怎么这么哎呀对吧咳咳

870
00:32:55,020 --> 00:32:57,300
你们公司有个女生同事

871
00:32:57,300 --> 00:33:00,620
一星期跟比他小三岁的闪婚

872
00:33:01,700 --> 00:33:02,860
能不能哈哈哈

873
00:33:02,860 --> 00:33:03,760
我输了

874
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:05,220
哈哈哈哈哈

875
00:33:06,100 --> 00:33:07,920
主播就这样打大乱斗

876
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:11,100
但凡爱大凡对面有点分全都输给对面

877
00:33:11,100 --> 00:33:12,860
难过了大家

878
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:15,040
我真是无语了

879
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:18,640
哥们靠着高情商睡说了一个小时的话

880
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:20,890
成功说服对方跟哥们儿处

881
00:33:20,890 --> 00:33:22,840
你当打辩论呢

882
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:26,680
你靠高情商说了一个小时的话

883
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:29,920
成功说服了对面给你交往

884
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:32,700
这是什么

885
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:36,240
我有点接受不了啊

886
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:37,440
大家让我笑一会儿

887
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:38,280
让我笑一会儿

888
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:39,960
不是不是也不是笑一会嘛

889
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:45,710
就是就是我我不否认是会有这种一见钟情的缘分啊

890
00:33:45,710 --> 00:33:48,890
但是但是你为什么要花一个小时说服他呢

891
00:33:48,890 --> 00:33:53,950
我觉得表白这个东西它应该是一个宣告成功的一个旗帜啊

892
00:33:53,950 --> 00:33:55,990
而不是一个冲锋的号角吧

893
00:33:55,990 --> 00:34:00,570
就就嗯可能我主播主播很多年不网恋

894
00:34:00,570 --> 00:34:03,270
现在已经有点接受不了这样的模式了

895
00:34:03,270 --> 00:34:07,530
我觉得大家还是应该如果你要想那个好好谈的话

896
00:34:07,530 --> 00:34:10,900
最好最好还是先从朋友开始慢慢了解一下

897
00:34:10,900 --> 00:34:11,860
如果实在不行的话

898
00:34:18,259 --> 00:34:19,670
在这个情感

899
00:34:19,670 --> 00:34:23,030
在这个情感或者说男女朋友这方面不要考虑其他人

900
00:34:23,030 --> 00:34:24,710
你应该多多了解一下吧

901
00:34:24,710 --> 00:34:26,450
我觉得又不是小孩子

902
00:34:26,450 --> 00:34:27,470
14岁对吧

903
00:34:27,470 --> 00:34:30,130
给你给你充个qq黄钻

904
00:34:30,130 --> 00:34:32,560
然后一下子就把他送个季卡

905
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:34,290
就季卡就是通行证啊

906
00:34:34,290 --> 00:34:35,070
这个季卡

907
00:34:35,070 --> 00:34:37,530
然后一下子然后两个人挂在一起了

908
00:34:37,530 --> 00:34:37,710
哇

909
00:34:37,710 --> 00:34:40,470
正好就正好给我点奶茶喝呢

910
00:34:40,470 --> 00:34:43,080
我觉得不应该这样的吧

911
00:34:43,159 --> 00:34:45,859
就打发时间的话倒倒也可以吧

912
00:34:45,859 --> 00:34:47,779
你要说情话的含金量

913
00:34:47,779 --> 00:34:49,339
你说情话能说一个小时

914
00:34:49,339 --> 00:34:53,280
我真的我真你是我27级的牌子

915
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:54,480
你是我27级牌子

916
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:55,440
我不能骂你

917
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:55,860
你知道吗

918
00:34:55,860 --> 00:34:56,640
我不能骂你

919
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:58,020
但你自己心里想想吧

920
00:34:58,020 --> 00:34:59,120
哈哈哈哈

921
00:34:59,299 --> 00:35:01,279
一个小时的情怀

922
00:35:01,279 --> 00:35:02,959
我张扬不是受不了了

923
00:35:02,959 --> 00:35:05,100
哎呦这波好厉害

924
00:35:05,100 --> 00:35:05,760
一小时睡服

925
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:06,840
对方突然有这能力

926
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:08,940
不如从他兜里骗点钱呢

927
00:35:09,180 --> 00:35:10,920
你可以鉴定一下我吗

928
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:11,640
我想去一下

929
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:12,780
你帮我看看有没有破绽

930
00:35:12,780 --> 00:35:14,520
你身上除了破绽之外

931
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:15,840
就没有其他的东西了

932
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:20,760
幕僚你那个qq连qq看起来都不像是有女朋友的样子

933
00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:26,479
你有没有被绿姐姐姐姐姐姐姐姐在谈恋爱嘛

934
00:35:26,479 --> 00:35:27,739
直接给我私聊一下

935
00:35:27,739 --> 00:35:28,459
给我私聊一下

936
00:35:28,459 --> 00:35:29,539
把你号发给我

937
00:35:29,539 --> 00:35:32,060
然后把你要鉴定的那个人发给我

938
00:35:32,060 --> 00:35:32,240
我

939
00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:33,020
让我去看

940
00:35:33,020 --> 00:35:33,820
哈哈哈

941
00:35:33,879 --> 00:35:34,599
你帮我

942
00:35:34,599 --> 00:35:36,999
你帮我把那个什么我我帮你看一下

943
00:35:36,999 --> 00:35:38,060
我帮你看一下

944
00:35:38,060 --> 00:35:40,250
燕子算不算算自己的

945
00:35:40,250 --> 00:35:41,030
我跟你说

946
00:35:46,540 --> 00:35:47,560
旁观者清

947
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:50,280
这个是没有办法去算明白的

948
00:35:52,439 --> 00:35:54,780
你到了自己这边

949
00:35:54,780 --> 00:35:56,160
你就算不明白的

950
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:58,260
因为这个医者难以自医啊

951
00:35:58,260 --> 00:35:58,950
你懂吗

952
00:35:58,950 --> 00:36:00,900
对面名字也叫米娅

953
00:36:00,900 --> 00:36:02,800
什么情况

954
00:36:03,879 --> 00:36:07,560
天这可不是什么聊天规范行为

955
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,540
我们直播间主打一个不规范用对

956
00:36:09,540 --> 00:36:13,440
我发现你其实很关心我们直播间的一个一个一个进程啊

957
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,240
但是我们直播间主打一个不规范

958
00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:16,380
主打一个随心所欲

959
00:36:16,380 --> 00:36:17,580
别急

960
00:36:17,580 --> 00:36:20,159
世界不是你朋友嘛

961
00:36:20,159 --> 00:36:24,460
这菜市场买菜猫抱抱抱抱抱抱抱抱抱抱抱

962
00:36:24,460 --> 00:36:25,300
嗯嗯嗯嗯

963
00:36:25,300 --> 00:36:27,100
主播能祝你找一个好伴侣吗

964
00:36:27,100 --> 00:36:30,319
主播的伴侣你是不是不太不太行啊

965
00:36:30,319 --> 00:36:31,879
主播祝你不太行吧

966
00:36:31,879 --> 00:36:32,839
哈哈哈哈

967
00:36:32,839 --> 00:36:34,099
主播助不了你啊

968
00:36:34,099 --> 00:36:35,540
主播只能祝你不太行

969
00:36:35,540 --> 00:36:36,860
主播能祝你找不到对象

970
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:40,400
你还指望找到对象了

971
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:41,180
不用主播祝你

972
00:36:41,180 --> 00:36:41,420
你也

973
00:36:41,420 --> 00:36:46,340
找不到还有主播能跟你从朋友开始吗

974
00:36:46,340 --> 00:36:47,420
毕业之后再说吧

975
00:36:47,420 --> 00:36:48,320
毕业之后再说吧

976
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:49,400
大家毕业之后

977
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,080
大家又来跟我当朋友的话

978
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,000
欢迎啊

979
00:36:53,879 --> 00:36:54,889
高情商

980
00:36:54,889 --> 00:36:57,559
你三岁半也想了解了解孟老师想学

981
00:36:57,559 --> 00:37:01,109
现在光遇里给你点个派大去干嘛

982
00:37:01,109 --> 00:37:01,829
你干嘛

983
00:37:01,829 --> 00:37:03,779
哎呀呀

984
00:37:03,779 --> 00:37:05,609
27级就不能骂了

985
00:37:05,609 --> 00:37:07,649
什么27级不好意思骂他呀

986
00:37:07,649 --> 00:37:08,420
你知道吗

987
00:37:08,420 --> 00:37:10,040
那不升了什么意思啊

988
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:11,720
那你你你给我升到二七级

989
00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:13,160
主播给你纯享版

990
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:14,450
骂你15分钟好吧

991
00:37:14,450 --> 00:37:15,860
你要给你打个米娅刷一波

992
00:37:15,860 --> 00:37:17,200
肯定是我呀

993
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,180
我跟你们认识这么长时间了

994
00:37:19,180 --> 00:37:21,160
你们不会不会有帮对面吧

995
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:22,510
我也接受不了啊

996
00:37:22,510 --> 00:37:24,000
当然是我啦

997
00:37:24,399 --> 00:37:27,260
真是的

998
00:37:27,459 --> 00:37:28,769
看看你的

999
00:37:28,769 --> 00:37:30,479
我看不了你们的呀

1000
00:37:30,479 --> 00:37:32,549
我得就是完全了解

1001
00:37:32,549 --> 00:37:34,919
完全了解那个就是一对一的去看

1002
00:37:34,919 --> 00:37:38,690
然后甚至要拿到对方的那个社交账号

1003
00:37:38,690 --> 00:37:40,660
然后才能去看的嗯

1004
00:37:41,140 --> 00:37:43,060
谢谢qq这样的盛典门票

1005
00:37:43,060 --> 00:37:43,780
感谢支持

1006
00:37:43,780 --> 00:37:44,770
红豆尼亚里卡多

1007
00:37:44,770 --> 00:37:45,980
感谢感谢

1008
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:48,120
说实话你跟一个哥们

1009
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:48,960
还有那个对象

1010
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:51,300
从晚上七点在里头聊到凌晨四点

1011
00:37:51,300 --> 00:37:52,980
为什么你跟你对象聊天

1012
00:37:52,980 --> 00:37:54,520
还有一个哥们儿呀

1013
00:37:54,919 --> 00:37:58,040
那你你你你在光遇这个游戏里面

1014
00:37:58,040 --> 00:37:59,720
最好不要把自己的对象啊

1015
00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:00,620
自己的监护啊

1016
00:38:00,620 --> 00:38:03,160
自己的cp啊之类的引荐给哥们儿

1017
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:05,740
万一你哥们跟你对象玩到一起怎么办

1018
00:38:05,740 --> 00:38:09,440
毕竟你你你只比你哥们儿早认识你对象半天

1019
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:11,150
大半天的时间也没有

1020
00:38:11,150 --> 00:38:12,550
也没有很久啦

1021
00:38:12,550 --> 00:38:15,850
万11000你们感情还没有太确定的时候

1022
00:38:15,850 --> 00:38:18,500
然后然后那个啥他热了怎么办呢

1023
00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:19,490
你要小心点

1024
00:38:19,490 --> 00:38:21,500
我经常看到这种剧情啊

1025
00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:23,960
你千万不要成为这种故事的一员啊

1026
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:26,330
你是真狗

1027
00:38:26,330 --> 00:38:26,960
行行行

1028
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:27,920
你是真狗啊

1029
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:28,580
我是真猫

1030
00:38:28,580 --> 00:38:29,680
你是真狗

1031
00:38:29,839 --> 00:38:32,239
如果不是因为我们会聊天

1032
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:33,319
没那么无聊

1033
00:38:33,319 --> 00:38:36,140
陪到那个点也对哦也对哦

1034
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:43,720
应该是和对面比差点差不多得了差不多得了

1035
00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:45,580
大家今天早上刚说完

1036
00:38:45,580 --> 00:38:46,120
刚说完

1037
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,120
然后然后哈哈哈哈

1038
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,370
主播今天早上刚说完

1039
00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:51,360
刚刚上播的时候

1040
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:52,860
刚说完这个话题啊

1041
00:38:52,860 --> 00:38:54,900
下播的时候就是还没下播呢

1042
00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:55,860
刚20分钟过去

1043
00:38:55,860 --> 00:38:59,760
大家就忘了主播怎么评价你们称为大主播

1044
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:00,720
嗯

1045
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:05,580
假的假的起码得个10万粉才能叫大主播

1046
00:39:05,580 --> 00:39:08,160
假的假的歪了

1047
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:09,360
跟那主播说的

1048
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:09,900
毕业了

1049
00:39:09,900 --> 00:39:11,280
少跟粉丝当朋友

1050
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:12,920
容易把米打回去

1051
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:15,200
哈哈哈哈

1052
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,400
哎呀这句话说的对

1053
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:18,510
这话说的对

1054
00:39:18,510 --> 00:39:20,190
谢谢qq的棉花糖啊

1055
00:39:20,190 --> 00:39:21,570
感谢支持么多年了

1056
00:39:21,570 --> 00:39:23,390
该到谢谢谢谢

1057
00:39:23,510 --> 00:39:26,390
主要就是把跟大家一起当朋友

1058
00:39:26,390 --> 00:39:26,510
你

1059
00:39:26,510 --> 00:39:30,010
说女人就不好意思靠朋友养着了

1060
00:39:30,010 --> 00:39:32,420
虽然就我给大家提供节目效果啊

1061
00:39:32,420 --> 00:39:36,740
给大家提供聊天的这个开心的这种感觉啊之类的

1062
00:39:36,740 --> 00:39:39,590
但是这嗯当完朋友们之后

1063
00:39:39,590 --> 00:39:43,820
就是确实不太好意思去骗大家的这个钱啊

1064
00:39:43,820 --> 00:39:46,460
因为钱这个东西确实很难转

1065
00:39:46,460 --> 00:39:47,540
是很难转的

1066
00:39:47,540 --> 00:39:48,720
我知道的

1067
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:50,700
我不是没干过别的工作

1068
00:39:50,700 --> 00:39:52,560
我知道钱是很难赚的

1069
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:58,399
所以就尤其是大家可能要攒很长时间吧

1070
00:39:58,399 --> 00:40:01,879
然后一下一天工资一下就打给我

1071
00:40:01,879 --> 00:40:03,840
这挺不好意思的

1072
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:07,900
干嘛你只能跟我们说晚安晚安小灰灰

1073
00:40:07,900 --> 00:40:08,500
我来思密

1074
00:40:08,500 --> 00:40:09,439
晚安晚安

1075
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:15,360
不说是吧

1076
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:17,040
说呀我弹幕看的慢

1077
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:18,300
我弹幕看的慢了

1078
00:40:18,300 --> 00:40:21,990
谢谢oo打call感谢支持嗯

1079
00:40:21,990 --> 00:40:23,910
主播这把没打回来吗

1080
00:40:23,910 --> 00:40:24,810
你要1598

1081
00:40:24,810 --> 00:40:27,120
你都没有给我打过1598

1082
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:29,370
购买开心猫猫保险

1083
00:40:29,370 --> 00:40:32,700
购买我的开心猫猫保险好吧

1084
00:40:32,779 --> 00:40:36,889
这个这个凌霄云现在购买主播的开心猫猫保险

1085
00:40:36,889 --> 00:40:39,199
然后这个成为尊贵的紫字

1086
00:40:39,199 --> 00:40:44,229
毕业之后全额全额全额全额给你上回去是吧

1087
00:40:44,229 --> 00:40:46,569
这这这这感觉有点有点偏了

1088
00:40:46,569 --> 00:40:47,160
没有啊

1089
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:50,250
毕业之后也不会全都给你上回去的

1090
00:40:50,250 --> 00:40:51,930
为了给肥猫打米

1091
00:40:51,930 --> 00:40:53,910
能不能尊重点自己的沈老师

1092
00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:58,260
我以

1093
00:40:58,260 --> 00:40:59,940
为是女性向的

1094
00:40:59,940 --> 00:41:00,960
咳咳

1095
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:03,080
你不给他买了

1096
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:05,240
吃的衣服一堆已经打回去了

1097
00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:07,350
哎呀很多时候都那样的

1098
00:41:07,350 --> 00:41:08,970
你看一天燕子直播吧

1099
00:41:08,970 --> 00:41:10,770
摆烂一天的工资都打给燕子

1100
00:41:10,770 --> 00:41:11,250
真的吗

1101
00:41:11,250 --> 00:41:12,810
你收获了摆烂的快乐

1102
00:41:12,810 --> 00:41:15,710
燕子收获了吃饭交房租的米

1103
00:41:15,710 --> 00:41:17,420
我们都有光明的一天

1104
00:41:17,420 --> 00:41:18,050
可以吗

1105
00:41:18,050 --> 00:41:18,830
可以吗

1106
00:41:18,830 --> 00:41:20,090
可以吗

1107
00:41:20,090 --> 00:41:24,519
诶我当时想给你打紫字来着

1108
00:41:24,519 --> 00:41:26,619
但当时不都变成大船了吗

1109
00:41:26,619 --> 00:41:27,740
什么大船啊

1110
00:41:31,380 --> 00:41:33,560
别给主播画饼了

1111
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:35,540
别给主播画饼了

1112
00:41:35,540 --> 00:41:38,920
呜五个大船刚刚好

1113
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:40,380
什么叫五个大船

1114
00:41:42,859 --> 00:41:45,229
这个世界上吃情报

1115
00:41:45,229 --> 00:41:48,139
红色的信号灯还是银发小醒

1116
00:41:48,139 --> 00:41:49,500
沉睡的人们

1117
00:41:49,500 --> 00:41:50,940
人生无法怒吼

1118
00:41:50,940 --> 00:41:52,200
大地不断摇晃

1119
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:53,520
在颤抖颤抖

1120
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:55,930
忘记还能颤抖哦

1121
00:41:55,930 --> 00:41:57,250
带你远航

1122
00:41:57,250 --> 00:42:00,130
那个礼物是我特别喜欢的一个礼物

1123
00:42:00,130 --> 00:42:02,650
大家真的我特别喜欢带你远航

1124
00:42:02,650 --> 00:42:07,180
主要就是主打一个就是比那个七夕鹊桥的那个礼物

1125
00:42:07,180 --> 00:42:11,000
应该应该是我喜欢的排名前三的礼物吧

1126
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,920
第一应该是小电视飞船

1127
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:14,410
因为他太好看了

1128
00:42:14,410 --> 00:42:15,610
第二次超级战舰

1129
00:42:15,610 --> 00:42:17,110
第三就是这个丹尼尔哈

1130
00:42:18,010 --> 00:42:19,870
是因为这个东西升级快快快

1131
00:42:19,870 --> 00:42:21,210
你知道吧

1132
00:42:21,210 --> 00:42:23,070
安大略就那么几个coco

1133
00:42:23,070 --> 00:42:25,460
我一周蹲一个哈哈

1134
00:42:25,580 --> 00:42:26,960
只许主播给粉

1135
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:27,560
丝画饼

1136
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:29,600
不许粉丝给主播画饼是吧

1137
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:31,559
大家都给画妈干嘛

1138
00:42:31,559 --> 00:42:32,759
我也不给大家画饼

1139
00:42:32,759 --> 00:42:33,839
做不到就是做不到

1140
00:42:33,839 --> 00:42:35,039
你知道做做不到

1141
00:42:35,039 --> 00:42:35,519
对不起

1142
00:42:35,519 --> 00:42:35,999
做不到

1143
00:42:35,999 --> 00:42:36,940
哈哈哈

1144
00:42:36,940 --> 00:42:38,830
主播不喜欢星际漫步

1145
00:42:38,830 --> 00:42:41,100
星际漫步现在没上吧

1146
00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:43,740
主播已经一辈子没收过星际漫步了

1147
00:42:43,740 --> 00:42:45,220
已经不知道长什么样了

1148
00:42:46,859 --> 00:42:48,259
你喜欢那个鹊桥

1149
00:42:48,259 --> 00:42:49,279
就那个鹊桥特好

1150
00:42:49,279 --> 00:42:49,699
你知道吧

1151
00:42:49,699 --> 00:42:51,460
那鹊桥是双倍的

1152
00:42:51,879 --> 00:42:54,729
我感觉大家都应该去喜欢那个鹊桥

1153
00:42:54,729 --> 00:42:56,499
真的点歌吃饼

1154
00:42:56,499 --> 00:42:58,680
你只烧的是什么歌呀

1155
00:42:59,000 --> 00:42:59,960
欢迎潮汐

1156
00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:00,500
晚上好

1157
00:43:00,500 --> 00:43:01,520
你喜欢那个七夕

1158
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:01,760
对对

1159
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:02,900
就那个鹊桥啊

1160
00:43:02,900 --> 00:43:04,220
那个鹊桥

1161
00:43:06,799 --> 00:43:07,689
是吗

1162
00:43:07,689 --> 00:43:09,260
吃饼

1163
00:43:11,479 --> 00:43:14,259
大家问我什么时候画本子了

1164
00:43:16,059 --> 00:43:16,599
是的

1165
00:43:17,739 --> 00:43:20,159
我只吃奥利奥

1166
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:23,759
真有这首歌吗

1167
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:25,840
i'm an unstoppable rocket

1168
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:27,790
the straight to the mo

1169
00:43:27,790 --> 00:43:29,860
没有这首歌骗人的

1170
00:43:29,860 --> 00:43:32,230
我还以为真有这么一个逆天之歌呢

1171
00:43:32,230 --> 00:43:33,960
我走啦啦啦对啊

1172
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:34,980
鹊桥的520

1173
00:43:34,980 --> 00:43:36,120
那算1040的

1174
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:37,410
我喜欢那个点歌

1175
00:43:37,410 --> 00:43:40,080
声音大是因为声音大

1176
00:43:41,460 --> 00:43:45,370
这个突然的这个感情的问题

1177
00:43:45,370 --> 00:43:47,050
有些时候帮不了你

1178
00:43:47,050 --> 00:43:48,610
不是因为主播不想帮你

1179
00:43:48,610 --> 00:43:50,290
不是因为主播不擅长这个东西

1180
00:43:50,290 --> 00:43:56,620
是因为是因为我不知道怎么去判断这种一天的这个这个情感啊

1181
00:43:56,620 --> 00:43:58,660
确实有点时间比较短

1182
00:43:58,660 --> 00:44:00,100
短了一点点啊

1183
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:14,500
看我现编的歌名爬你想看封面的白丝

1184
00:44:18,559 --> 00:44:20,169
那叫雪糕

1185
00:44:20,169 --> 00:44:22,539
那叫雪糕

1186
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:28,650
咳咳我感觉波波他是比较喜欢画雪糕的

1187
00:44:28,650 --> 00:44:30,450
他他会比较喜欢画雪糕

1188
00:44:30,450 --> 00:44:31,710
就是我就图的画手

1189
00:44:31,710 --> 00:44:33,870
他会比较喜欢画雪糕一点

1190
00:44:33,870 --> 00:44:38,980
一般来说就要不是那个水手服

1191
00:44:38,980 --> 00:44:40,540
没有办法去穿袜子

1192
00:44:40,540 --> 00:44:42,080
要不然太逆天了

1193
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:48,040
我觉得波波应该也会给那个画一个画一个白袜子上去

1194
00:44:49,779 --> 00:44:51,380
谁要听呢

1195
00:44:57,020 --> 00:44:59,770
猫你怎么第十呃

1196
00:44:59,770 --> 00:45:01,060
没打算打

1197
00:45:01,060 --> 00:45:02,440
这比赛没打算打

1198
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:07,160
所以第十咱们要是打算打的话

1199
00:45:07,399 --> 00:45:12,559
哎哟这个赛道还有人这么打排名啊

1200
00:45:12,559 --> 00:45:13,680
疯了吧

1201
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:17,700
哎传说第二名12万分宗师

1202
00:45:17,700 --> 00:45:19,140
第二名50万分

1203
00:45:19,140 --> 00:45:20,160
疯了吧

1204
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:21,360
哈哈哈

1205
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:22,820
你打这个东西干嘛

1206
00:45:22,820 --> 00:45:24,080
真的没太明白

1207
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:27,680
大家这个这个我们都已经在宗师这个赛道了

1208
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:29,779
还不是主打一个开摆

1209
00:45:29,779 --> 00:45:34,340
肯定当然是主打一个开麦看热闹了

1210
00:45:36,859 --> 00:45:38,409
叫醒我

1211
00:45:38,409 --> 00:45:40,089
我睡得多

1212
00:45:40,089 --> 00:45:43,690
将几次挑衅我耶

1213
00:45:43,690 --> 00:45:45,490
雪糕是没想到的

1214
00:45:45,490 --> 00:45:47,050
你自己感觉无所适从

1215
00:45:47,050 --> 00:45:49,390
那个游戏一星期探索的差不多了

1216
00:45:49,390 --> 00:45:50,950
现在基本就是个聊天室

1217
00:45:50,950 --> 00:45:52,600
就光遇这个游戏吧

1218
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:55,360
我觉得你从那个怎么说

1219
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:57,790
你要不追求那个装扮的话

1220
00:45:57,790 --> 00:46:01,379
你自己从最开始的那个地方一个个点光翼

1221
00:46:01,379 --> 00:46:02,909
然后把地图都走一遍

1222
00:46:04,619 --> 00:46:06,419
再把那个以前的季节都看一下

1223
00:46:06,419 --> 00:46:07,800
最后去献祭一次

1224
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:10,080
这个游戏当成一个单机就可以结束了

1225
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:12,840
到后面其实就后面都是社交

1226
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:17,659
咳咳主播参加比赛能唱这首吗

1227
00:46:17,659 --> 00:46:18,349
不行啊

1228
00:46:18,349 --> 00:46:19,159
不行不行

1229
00:46:19,159 --> 00:46:20,630
单位加大略

1230
00:46:22,190 --> 00:46:23,330
间看看你打不打

1231
00:46:23,330 --> 00:46:26,270
他们看起来看起来我就是什么比赛都打的人吗

1232
00:46:26,270 --> 00:46:27,350
那肯定不是啊

1233
00:46:27,450 --> 00:46:30,890
哪有人能一直不断不停的打比赛啊

1234
00:46:30,890 --> 00:46:33,230
大家他们也太高估我了

1235
00:46:33,230 --> 00:46:36,540
我这舰长160都保不住了

1236
00:46:36,540 --> 00:46:37,200
兔子哥

1237
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:39,180
其实我看到了天上的好点

1238
00:46:39,180 --> 00:46:41,280
那就请诸位都来给我打个铁

1239
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:43,180
看我刻下好眼

1240
00:46:43,439 --> 00:46:46,889
天下风云出我辈

1241
00:46:46,889 --> 00:46:49,860
不是我北天下风云所出

1242
00:46:50,180 --> 00:46:50,840
好啦

1243
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:51,980
恭喜甜食了

1244
00:46:51,980 --> 00:46:52,940
谢谢谢谢

1245
00:46:52,940 --> 00:46:53,870
里卡豆

1246
00:46:53,870 --> 00:46:55,280
人家进了一阵的

1247
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:57,090
看什么直播间什么意思

1248
00:46:57,090 --> 00:46:58,050
哈哈哈

1249
00:46:58,050 --> 00:46:59,700
他们都说我是公会勾

1250
00:46:59,700 --> 00:47:02,560
谁说的哦

1251
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:03,700
公会沟的话

1252
00:47:03,700 --> 00:47:05,400
主播还是对吧

1253
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:06,750
就是这样嘛

1254
00:47:06,750 --> 00:47:09,600
这今年最后一场就是彻底疯狂

1255
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:10,410
不是我的赛

1256
00:47:10,410 --> 00:47:11,670
场不在这里

1257
00:47:11,670 --> 00:47:14,490
我的赛道不在这里睡了

1258
00:47:14,490 --> 00:47:19,289
这时我就像黄你说的

1259
00:47:19,289 --> 00:47:21,680
问是哪个公会的

1260
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:22,760
可以呀

1261
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:24,440
我的哥哥我的顶尖

1262
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:25,760
但是我的球迷把大山给上面

1263
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:26,480
上山顶

1264
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:27,860
我记下我的亲家过的

1265
00:47:27,860 --> 00:47:28,280
亲家过的

1266
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:28,580
看到了

1267
00:47:28,580 --> 00:47:30,190
我觉得好听好听

1268
00:47:30,355 --> 00:47:31,990
志不在此

1269
00:47:31,990 --> 00:47:33,660
对我们志不在此啊

1270
00:47:33,660 --> 00:47:36,060
我们自带自带什么自带打

1271
00:47:36,060 --> 00:47:39,600
打赢今天打赢每天的那个大乐斗第一把就行了

1272
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:40,800
别的不用想

1273
00:47:42,300 --> 00:47:45,140
我这个赛道的前景怎么了呢

1274
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:47,420
主播没活就下播吧

1275
00:47:47,420 --> 00:47:48,200
是要走了

1276
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:48,830
要走了

1277
00:47:48,830 --> 00:47:51,340
还有13分钟走

1278
00:47:51,660 --> 00:47:53,100
主播不是公会勾

1279
00:47:53,100 --> 00:47:57,300
不然我和东京作为一传媒旗下的主播也不会这么惨

1280
00:47:57,300 --> 00:47:59,679
哈哈那咋办

1281
00:47:59,679 --> 00:48:00,279
主播喜欢

1282
00:48:00,279 --> 00:48:02,580
的主播你都吃不到资源对吧

1283
00:48:02,580 --> 00:48:04,020
主播自己都吃不到资源

1284
00:48:04,020 --> 00:48:06,300
然后你还指望主播来扶持你

1285
00:48:06,300 --> 00:48:08,580
这不是纯纯的做梦吗

1286
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,260
一言名言啊

1287
00:48:10,260 --> 00:48:11,640
真的为纯纯的做梦

1288
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:15,060
没有什么没有什么太大的意义在身上啊

1289
00:48:15,060 --> 00:48:19,760
嗯嗯叫醒我

1290
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:21,830
我不然多伤

1291
00:48:21,830 --> 00:48:24,340
为何下弦婆

1292
00:48:24,879 --> 00:48:27,189
欢迎梦梦准时一个小时

1293
00:48:27,189 --> 00:48:28,539
这不跟大家说了吗

1294
00:48:28,539 --> 00:48:29,799
怎么一小时都没到

1295
00:48:29,799 --> 00:48:31,179
你不是赶我走吗

1296
00:48:31,179 --> 00:48:31,779
你赶我走

1297
00:48:31,779 --> 00:48:33,240
我当时就要走了呀

1298
00:48:33,240 --> 00:48:35,160
这个主播是很听话的

1299
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:36,000
主播很听话

1300
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:36,960
你别急

1301
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:40,510
谢谢潮汐的圣诞门票

1302
00:48:40,510 --> 00:48:41,200
感谢支持

1303
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:43,400
红的鸟了个豆

1304
00:48:44,799 --> 00:48:46,599
今天是无缝吗

1305
00:48:46,599 --> 00:48:49,569
大家无缝开第二个赛道吗

1306
00:48:49,569 --> 00:48:53,820
我看一眼无缝开第二段吗

1307
00:48:55,060 --> 00:48:57,610
别叫醒我

1308
00:48:57,610 --> 00:48:59,740
我不敢多想

1309
00:48:59,740 --> 00:49:01,360
为何小心

1310
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:02,340
不

1311
00:49:02,759 --> 00:49:06,059
因为中间如果有一些搜索之类的东西

1312
00:49:06,059 --> 00:49:09,520
然后去他不是不是无缝开啊

1313
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:10,620
我这样找的

1314
00:49:10,620 --> 00:49:13,080
本来今天就准备就只待一会儿

1315
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:14,310
没关系没关系

1316
00:49:14,310 --> 00:49:16,500
你只觉得开始坐牢了之后

1317
00:49:16,500 --> 00:49:18,590
主播也有相同的感应

1318
00:49:18,590 --> 00:49:20,150
主播有相同的感觉

1319
00:49:20,150 --> 00:49:20,810
主播要走了

1320
00:49:20,810 --> 00:49:22,200
大家拜拜拜拜

1321
00:49:23,439 --> 00:49:25,350
猫猫走了走了

1322
00:49:25,350 --> 00:49:27,990
主播怎么评价你认识的画师都对你说

1323
00:49:27,990 --> 00:49:29,130
他们不会画男人

1324
00:49:29,130 --> 00:49:32,640
一般来说画皮套的画师会画男人的特别少啊

1325
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:36,540
呃画那个插画的画师也是基本上有7%

1326
00:49:36,540 --> 00:49:38,550
十都是只会画女生的

1327
00:49:38,550 --> 00:49:40,350
还有50%啊

1328
00:49:40,350 --> 00:49:41,370
或者40%

1329
00:49:43,050 --> 00:49:44,310
不太会画御姐

1330
00:49:44,310 --> 00:49:47,620
会画御姐的已经就成功了一半了

1331
00:49:47,620 --> 00:49:49,990
然后这个这个会画男人的呢

1332
00:49:49,990 --> 00:49:51,700
很多都只会画正太

1333
00:49:51,700 --> 00:49:52,780
只会画正太

1334
00:49:52,780 --> 00:49:56,500
绘画成男的是少之又少了中年以上的男性了

1335
00:49:56,500 --> 00:50:00,080
那几乎是呃又二次元又中年男性

1336
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,240
那基本是没有这种这种画质的

1337
00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:03,020
非常非常少

1338
00:50:03,020 --> 00:50:04,820
极其之上啊

1339
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:09,690
说的就是我嗯嗯对对

1340
00:50:09,690 --> 00:50:11,970
我知道记得喝水

1341
00:50:11,970 --> 00:50:13,110
你嗓子快改了

1342
00:50:13,110 --> 00:50:14,610
我呀真的假的

1343
00:50:14,610 --> 00:50:16,170
你也只会做女模

1344
00:50:16,170 --> 00:50:18,510
3d建模都只会做女魔呀

1345
00:50:18,510 --> 00:50:19,960
没了啊

1346
00:50:21,240 --> 00:50:22,800
主播怎么带咳嗽

1347
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:25,200
这说话说的强度有点高啊

1348
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:26,400
所以说强度有点高

1349
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:27,660
要走了嗯

1350
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:30,420
戒了戒了大家戒了

1351
00:50:30,740 --> 00:50:35,360
你找某个末代末代热带水果画师画头像

1352
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:36,020
他说能画

1353
00:50:36,020 --> 00:50:37,670
但是但是画又有小女孩

1354
00:50:37,670 --> 00:50:44,470
菠菠萝确实是他好像不会画男生啊

1355
00:50:44,470 --> 00:50:45,850
他好像不会画男生

1356
00:50:45,850 --> 00:50:47,290
到底只是画女生

1357
00:50:47,290 --> 00:50:48,190
也不是吧

1358
00:50:48,190 --> 00:50:51,830
就是女生画师也是画女生绘画

1359
00:50:51,830 --> 00:50:52,850
擅长画的多

1360
00:50:52,850 --> 00:50:57,479
可能参考自己男生画师也是会画女生的多

1361
00:50:57,479 --> 00:51:01,430
不知道为什么这个我推测可能是因为男生学画画

1362
00:51:01,430 --> 00:51:02,810
学建模呀之类的

1363
00:51:02,810 --> 00:51:04,310
比如我的建模妈妈对吧

1364
00:51:04,310 --> 00:51:04,790
丛林老师

1365
00:51:04,790 --> 00:51:09,060
我建模妈妈她就说他学建模就是为了看美少女啊

1366
00:51:09,060 --> 00:51:10,860
所以他不会见男模

1367
00:51:10,860 --> 00:51:12,000
这个是很正常的

1368
00:51:16,940 --> 00:51:18,080
男生好看的话

1369
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:19,940
是你去看一下他皮下的性别

1370
00:51:19,940 --> 00:51:21,190
他都是女生

1371
00:51:21,190 --> 00:51:23,540
因为他喜欢男生

1372
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:26,190
因为他喜欢男生

1373
00:51:26,190 --> 00:51:27,420
后面被起风了

1374
00:51:27,420 --> 00:51:27,840
晚上好

1375
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:29,230
海山嗯

1376
00:51:29,230 --> 00:51:31,570
却不只是男的

1377
00:51:31,570 --> 00:51:33,370
肌肉男还可以

1378
00:51:33,370 --> 00:51:35,280
其他的不行

1379
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:41,360
我的肌肉男感觉还挺难的吧

1380
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:46,060
我其实喜欢那种嗯少年气质的

1381
00:51:46,060 --> 00:51:47,230
谢谢u盾的钥匙

1382
00:51:47,230 --> 00:51:50,020
我挺喜欢这种少年气质的

1383
00:51:50,020 --> 00:51:51,910
就很少年的那种

1384
00:51:51,910 --> 00:51:54,130
不知道大家有没有有没有懂

1385
00:51:54,130 --> 00:51:56,120
你们好像不太明白

1386
00:51:56,439 --> 00:51:59,750
16 七八岁的那种少年啊

1387
00:51:59,750 --> 00:52:02,030
不要特别硬汉的那种

1388
00:52:02,030 --> 00:52:03,590
不喜欢特别硬的

1389
00:52:03,590 --> 00:52:06,030
没有好久没有看猫了

1390
00:52:06,030 --> 00:52:06,810
站着站着

1391
00:52:06,810 --> 00:52:07,770
你是少年

1392
00:52:07,770 --> 00:52:09,720
你有点肩太宽了啊

1393
00:52:09,720 --> 00:52:12,800
感觉你的身材比例肩有点太宽了

1394
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:15,500
你的嗓子状态完蛋了

1395
00:52:15,500 --> 00:52:16,520
很正常

1396
00:52:17,859 --> 00:52:19,659
没关系没关系

1397
00:52:19,659 --> 00:52:20,859
无所谓的啦

1398
00:52:20,859 --> 00:52:22,780
哎呀无所谓的啦

1399
00:52:24,399 --> 00:52:26,700
你26 七八

1400
00:52:28,060 --> 00:52:30,570
你的设定也26 七八吗

1401
00:52:30,570 --> 00:52:32,740
你怎么怎么嗯

1402
00:52:32,819 --> 00:52:34,679
谢谢可乐a的小花儿

1403
00:52:34,679 --> 00:52:36,299
那个都给谢支持了

1404
00:52:36,299 --> 00:52:38,039
好像在说你也不确定

1405
00:52:38,039 --> 00:52:40,790
再看看那个主播不会念的

1406
00:52:40,790 --> 00:52:43,480
打call是你的两个打call你阿里嘎多

1407
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:44,440
感谢支持

1408
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:46,960
真完蛋了

1409
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:48,180
那我去喝水啊

1410
00:52:48,180 --> 00:52:51,060
我喝水去了

1411
00:52:51,060 --> 00:52:55,930
下播了下播了下播了

1412
00:52:55,930 --> 00:52:58,090
谢谢u队的20个小花花

1413
00:52:58,090 --> 00:52:59,800
或者天天气不利

1414
00:53:02,540 --> 00:53:04,310
没有你

1415
00:53:04,310 --> 00:53:06,120
我怎么办

1416
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:14,740
下播多喝点

1417
00:53:14,740 --> 00:53:15,640
这样走的吗

1418
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:18,110
这样走了再看

1419
00:53:18,110 --> 00:53:20,360
真的要走了没有

1420
00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:22,100
一我能说啥呢

1421
00:53:22,100 --> 00:53:24,560
下播多喝点水还不能说呀

1422
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:27,849
下播多喝水这件事情是不能说的吗

1423
00:53:29,589 --> 00:53:35,660
我也不想病理报告是什么东西啊

1424
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:39,460
你给自己看病吗

1425
00:53:40,319 --> 00:53:41,179
走得好快

1426
00:53:41,179 --> 00:53:45,500
上课嘛也不说

1427
00:53:54,339 --> 00:53:55,499
放心放心

1428
00:53:56,639 --> 00:53:57,960
注意身体面

1429
00:54:00,299 --> 00:54:03,809
左手上天了

1430
00:54:03,809 --> 00:54:04,289
眼

1431
00:54:06,700 --> 00:54:08,350
没有你

1432
00:54:08,350 --> 00:54:10,600
我怎么办

1433
00:54:10,759 --> 00:54:18,580
301可以才学会怎么忍耐

1434
00:54:18,580 --> 00:54:26,240
你给过我的是有一句词不

1435
00:54:28,460 --> 00:54:32,409
少人惊奇的戒了烟

1436
00:54:32,409 --> 00:54:34,660
染上悲伤

1437
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:38,740
有条件的话可以去医院做雾化试一下

1438
00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:42,260
拜拜

1439
00:54:46,660 --> 00:54:48,010
结束了呀

1440
00:54:48,010 --> 00:54:49,540
辩位是第一段

1441
00:54:49,540 --> 00:54:50,520
结束了

1442
00:54:52,060 --> 00:54:54,250
再过几天就第二段了

1443
00:54:54,250 --> 00:54:55,420
别急

1444
00:55:03,399 --> 00:55:04,599
这什么歌呀

1445
00:55:04,599 --> 00:55:05,139
来嗨一下

1446
00:55:05,139 --> 00:55:06,699
我吐一下吐一下吧

1447
00:55:06,699 --> 00:55:08,139
谢谢有重的事啊

1448
00:55:08,139 --> 00:55:09,819
感谢这次我当年那个刀

1449
00:55:09,819 --> 00:55:13,010
哈哈谢谢谢谢大家的小花

1450
00:55:13,010 --> 00:55:14,810
打开心钥匙盛典门票

1451
00:55:14,810 --> 00:55:16,310
谢谢qq的棉花糖

1452
00:55:17,330 --> 00:55:20,169
拜拜言言作祟

1453
00:55:20,169 --> 00:55:23,379
宝贝还有五分钟干嘛走了

1454
00:55:23,379 --> 00:55:29,440
这是你最爱的黑桃a干杯

1455
00:55:31,540 --> 00:55:32,260
可乐

1456
00:55:35,799 --> 00:55:36,699
黑桃a

1457
00:55:40,599 --> 00:55:41,220
啊

1458
00:55:43,379 --> 00:55:47,309
这是哪一款香水搭配呀的美

1459
00:55:47,309 --> 00:55:51,130
让我成功进入心动的氛围

1460
00:55:51,130 --> 00:55:52,720
长长的腿

1461
00:55:52,720 --> 00:55:54,520
一尺八的腰围

1462
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:57,040
结果的我只想哈哈

1463
00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:57,970
好土啊

1464
00:55:57,970 --> 00:56:00,959
这个歌拿来吧

1465
00:56:00,959 --> 00:56:03,779
你hey hey

1466
00:56:03,779 --> 00:56:05,399
你是我的宝贝

1467
00:56:05,399 --> 00:56:07,349
想你的滋味

1468
00:56:07,349 --> 00:56:09,320
永远的水

1469
00:56:09,379 --> 00:56:10,849
宝贝宝贝

1470
00:56:10,849 --> 00:56:18,860
我们敢以为这是你最爱的樱桃干杯

1471
00:56:18,860 --> 00:56:20,800
谢谢走了

1472
00:56:22,439 --> 00:56:23,279
好土啊

1473
00:56:23,279 --> 00:56:23,999
好土啊好土

1474
00:56:23,999 --> 00:56:26,660
受不了一对

1475
00:56:32,180 --> 00:56:34,790
灯灯灯灯光到位

1476
00:56:34,790 --> 00:56:36,560
amic准备

1477
00:56:40,210 --> 00:56:42,040
一人喝一杯

1478
00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:43,880
那还能不醉

1479
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:45,980
谢谢主播的公益直播

1480
00:56:45,980 --> 00:56:47,399
不客气

1481
00:56:47,399 --> 00:56:49,289
我好像是有点醉了

1482
00:56:49,289 --> 00:56:51,269
还是单身狗都碎了

1483
00:56:51,269 --> 00:56:53,140
走到哪里都是

1484
00:56:53,140 --> 00:56:56,920
今天都知道主播是来一演的对吧

1485
00:56:56,920 --> 00:56:57,700
没有效

1486
00:56:57,700 --> 00:56:58,120
时长

1487
00:56:58,120 --> 00:56:58,720
没有说

1488
00:56:58,720 --> 00:57:02,130
没事聊聊天怎么了

1489
00:57:07,580 --> 00:57:10,220
当一切都没有的时候

1490
00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:14,130
就应该开心人了

1491
00:57:14,130 --> 00:57:18,360
天美天眼作祟

1492
00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:19,980
宝贝宝贝

1493
00:57:19,980 --> 00:57:21,810
我们干一杯

1494
00:57:21,810 --> 00:57:25,280
这是你最爱的黑桃

1495
00:57:25,540 --> 00:57:29,050
诶诶诶诶你是我的宝贝

1496
00:57:29,050 --> 00:57:31,150
想你的滋味

1497
00:57:31,150 --> 00:57:32,920
夜夜走下

1498
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:34,540
宝贝宝贝

1499
00:57:34,540 --> 00:57:36,370
我们干一杯

1500
00:57:36,370 --> 00:57:39,820
这是你最爱的黑糖

1501
00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:42,280
here we go

1502
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:45,180
拜拜

1503
00:57:54,740 --> 00:57:57,020
这这这这后面越来越丑了

1504
00:57:57,020 --> 00:57:58,190
我受不了

1505
00:57:58,190 --> 00:57:59,920
再来一杯吧

1506
00:58:02,379 --> 00:58:03,729
再来一杯吧

1507
00:58:03,729 --> 00:58:04,720
谢谢