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感谢他把我当成傻子

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每天都哄我上当一次

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清醒一辈子也就那样子

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来醉生梦死

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原来被催眠真有

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我知道忘了一座歌

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今夜人知

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没空再去对谁解释

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是我自己把自己挟持

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不关他的事

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都快忘了

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只要你一个爱我的事都落到青春

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也许还能活过来

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说心疼我的更应该明白交代

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我们称这个痛快

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就当我陪他恋完这场爱

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只求心花终于盛开

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就没有别的期待

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醒来再去收拾残骸

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怎么了啊啊啊

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怎么了

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大家找了这个来的稍微晚了一点

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因为这个零食感觉胃有那么一点点不舒服

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所以今天可能是这个咱们直播播到一半

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我可能会开始吃吃东西

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哈哈我可以吃吗

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哈哈哈哈哈

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问问大家

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我可以吃吗啊如果大家都不行的话

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那就不吃了

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你这是开什么独轮车啊

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香儿啊

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是我自己把自己下去

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不管他的事

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都快忘了怎样恋一个爱

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我被虚度了的青春

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也许还能活过来

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说心疼我的更应该明白

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我当然会沉醉个痛快

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就让我陪他恋完这场爱

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这场心花终于盛开交没有别的期待

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等我醒来再去收拾残骸

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爱情要从何开始

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就是骗子在呢

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小猫在呢

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有的时候来直播间

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觉得像那个什么一样

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快乐的天空

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好久不见啦

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我来播到一半

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跟小男友去约会都可以

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是因为人宽容

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还就让我陪他恋完这场爱

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执手心花终于盛开

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就没有别的期待

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梦完醒来再去收拾残骸

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早呀早呀

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等你走

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南亚的工具人

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我看到你了

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我看到你打了十个总督的名

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卧槽这么猛的吗

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这么这么打比赛

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这比赛能打这么凶吗

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给我吓着了

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就让我陪他恋完这场爱

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只求心花终于盛开

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就没有别的期待

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乱了心爱

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在哪在哪

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然后被人偷了15个w还能被人偷啊

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哦我第一次看到你这头型这个好看的

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这挺好看的

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昨晚睡觉乒乓乒乓

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别人打乒乓不打正赛的

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我的赛道不在这里啊

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肥猫不打这个赛段

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大家澄清一下

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有人两分钟打了22万啊

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你们这赛道真卷啊

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哈哈哈哈哈哈

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大家大家大家醒了呀

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刚刚聊了这么多呀

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刚刚15万被人20万偷了

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我晕过去

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什么情况

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早安亲亲

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早安爱心冬衣

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早安那是工具人

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早安度某亲人

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东方众请笑

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黄昏早安亨泰风狼奈落酱

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早上好

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你吃了蜜啊

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早上好茶宝刘嘉玲

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晚上好梦言如花

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早上好的路

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谢安东尼亚的小花

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早上好

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梦的天空是海热

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闻声不见的美好的

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这首歌叫画皮呀

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等下这首歌叫画皮

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其实我是想想想

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放那个那个什么画着你画不出你的骨骼

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是不是这首歌什么看着你望着我

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什么什么这个那个那个什么

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你是我一首写不完

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那个是不是这首歌是画皮

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但我不知道为什么这首歌叫画皮

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很奇怪

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最后差了一个城堡

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一个城堡其实没那么多呀

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化完皮画心

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那我跟着画心是吧

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哎呀我说呢

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我说我说怎么搜不到

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我还以为这首歌

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叫花瓶呢

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原来这首歌叫画心啊

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我说这首歌怎么听也没有了

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诶原来这首歌叫画心

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画错东西了

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大家对不起

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画错东西了

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这个世界已经困扰了我很久了

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没有想到原来是主播本人画错东西了

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我还骂了qq音乐

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哈哈哈哈哈

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原来这首歌这首歌叫嗯

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怎么怎么会有电影的歌跟电影不叫一个名字

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我觉得应该削弱这个世界上所有的这个电影的主题曲

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都应该跟电影叫一个名字

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怎么能起这么像个不一样的名字

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化肥画着肥猫

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画不出大米的轮廓是吧

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嘿嘿嘿嘿

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谢谢木木的灯牌

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感谢支持

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爱你

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感动谢谢大家

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有没有觉得我嗓子不太好呀

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我今天躺在床上唱歌的时候

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觉得那个嗓子的状态相对非常失败

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但是来直播这玩意的落泪香

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这是个啥好酷

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承认谢谢

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南亚有工具人的纪元飞艇哇

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哎这个好酷啊

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谢谢谢谢

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好久你

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艾莉卡多太破费了

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这个是这期boos的那个什么三倍稳定三倍积分道具档位解锁礼物

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我超第一次见

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第一次见那个上次中医给我开了一个天启命令

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这次纳尔的工具人给我开了一个四纪元飞艇啊

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这个限定礼物已经是不是二杠三

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等到这个比赛后期的时候

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看看能不能去哪里看看看看看看那个最后一个最后一个应该特别难

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难看到吧

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那个谢谢谢谢啊

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谢谢你的纪元飞艇耶

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没等一下就听话心啊

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别着急

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躺在床上给小男友唱歌

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我没有啊

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我躺在床上

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我的歌都是发到舰长群里面的

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进舰长群除了可以跟群友击剑

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可以写那个舰长礼物地址

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可以听到主播唱电棍之外

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偶尔还会在半夜就下午的时候

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主播没有课的时候能够听到主播唱歌呀

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但是这个歌呢不保证好听

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不保证不好听

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只有清唱

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没有什么其他的做法呀

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天启命令880电池给900闪耀指

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这这这谁送啊

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这打活动谁送这个啊

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就看个特效玩是吧

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今天是决赛吗

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今天不是决赛

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亨泰我们要打的决赛是19号的那个

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19号开始到24号吧

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24号是我要打的那一轮的决赛

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那个我要打点歌

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ok没问题

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而且还挺难抽的

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那这个这个它的意义在什么地方呢

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我记得之前bs那个飞艇是稳定给300分的人

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你是不是没打拳啊

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哦我搜到了

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事先说好

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骗你时间

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黑猫真温柔

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给大家一个避雷的时间是吧

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等19号到24号就不要来看我直播了是吧

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我只是跟大家说一下

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就是如果大家大家有什么最近想要呃呃给肥猫打米的这个计划的话

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可以挪到那个时候去打

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哈哈哈

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可以得到那个时候去打

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菲猫也不想强迫你飞猫强迫你是不好的

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你知道吧

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谢谢周一的小花啊

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离开抖

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感谢支持

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很难理解

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那这个呢这个飞艇是假的啦

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今天送一朵小花花

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谢谢爱丽

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感动和明日之城是什么玩意儿

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多倍积分加成指的就是88啊

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880电池网上给我个20分的零头是吧

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这叫正它叫多倍积分加成

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1.01倍也叫多倍积分加成是吧

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真真哈哈哈

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真想给他两刀

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欢迎来小

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早上好

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早上好

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飞艇2990电池给3500小时

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那就相对没有那么划算了

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这个数值设置成这样

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就是希望大家去抽盒子是吧

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大家都希望就是希望大家都去抽盒子

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然后不要直接靠这个这个这个活动

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然后去去打是吧

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我们主打一个自顾自结晶了

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别的直播间都是自顾自自顾自入脑

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自顾自这个什么破防

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自顾自回血

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我们直播间是自顾自点进来

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自顾自互动

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然后自顾自变成男友粉

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自顾自己精神了

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哈哈哈咩咩

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什么都没有做啊

240
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咩咩啊

241
00:10:49,180 --> 00:10:53,200
我好像最近是不是自称绵绵的时候多了一点

242
00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:56,910
确实是最近老看那些那个vr的切片啊

243
00:10:56,910 --> 00:10:59,430
就老看那个米西miki的切片嘛

244
00:10:59,430 --> 00:11:02,520
然后他他就他就在直播里面天天自称米西mik

245
00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:05,160
然后搞得我天天在这边啊

246
00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:06,660
我在这边美颜咩啊

247
00:11:06,660 --> 00:11:08,280
感觉还挺顺口的呀

248
00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:09,720
什么时候我也可以有那

249
00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:11,649
个四个缩写的花名啊

250
00:11:11,649 --> 00:11:14,679
miss pk不都是m x m k嘛

251
00:11:14,679 --> 00:11:18,110
然后我什么时候变成那个是重演啊

252
00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:20,240
我好像没有办法去缩写

253
00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:22,250
我也是m什么m什么

254
00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:23,990
但是发音不对啊

255
00:11:23,990 --> 00:11:26,930
m n m就很奇怪

256
00:11:26,930 --> 00:11:28,560
m m y是吧

257
00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:30,940
主播还有男友粉啊

258
00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:31,540
鹅鹅了

259
00:11:31,540 --> 00:11:35,360
昨天有人私信我说主播那个那个什么主播

260
00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:37,640
你知道有别的主播跟观众结婚了吗

261
00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:38,900
我说我知道这件事情

262
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祝福祝福

263
00:11:39,830 --> 00:11:43,670
然后人家说主播你怕不怕你的男友粉跟你结婚了

264
00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:50,310
然后只要跟我说说那个呃一般来说就直播间超过30个舰长

265
00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,290
肯定会有那么几个男友粉啊

266
00:11:52,290 --> 00:11:54,090
主播你的直播间都已经在一

267
00:11:54,090 --> 00:11:56,720
百30个舰长超过半年了呃

268
00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:57,800
还是因为你摆烂

269
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如果你不摆烂的话

270
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你的奶粉就是你的这个关舰长应该会更多一些

271
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所以你按比例计算一下你的大数有多少

272
00:12:04,460 --> 00:12:06,210
我当时就陷入了城市

273
00:12:06,210 --> 00:12:07,860
大家都挺能藏的呀

274
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小小黑子吧

275
00:12:08,850 --> 00:12:10,500
犄角长的都挺好的

276
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什么咩咩

277
00:12:14,740 --> 00:12:18,880
什么麦麦麦麦麦麦麦麦是吧

278
00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:22,150
麦麦你也是艾姆米米西miki

279
00:12:22,150 --> 00:12:23,830
我也是m是什么意思啊

280
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:26,870
我不是我是我是我是我没有这个倾向

281
00:12:26,870 --> 00:12:28,520
什么我是呵呵呵

282
00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:29,480
我没有这种倾向

283
00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:30,440
大家澄清一下

284
00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:31,400
我没有这种倾向

285
00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:34,290
大家在直播间里面说什么美呀咪呀

286
00:12:34,290 --> 00:12:35,520
本王的小猫

287
00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:37,470
我不会感到被支配的快感

288
00:12:37,470 --> 00:12:38,970
如果你说米呀米呀

289
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主人请用你的脚狠狠踩我的脸

290
00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:43,730
我也不会感到支配别人的快感

291
00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:45,410
所以这是最快速的测试器

292
00:12:45,410 --> 00:12:46,850
到底有没有奇怪倾向的办法

293
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就是开一个直播间

294
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然后面对大家的发病

295
00:12:50,460 --> 00:12:51,900
看看你到底有没有什么反应

296
00:12:51,900 --> 00:12:52,500
我没有啊

297
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:54,900
我只会觉得我只会担心你的精神状态

298
00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:56,520
所以我没有这个相关的想法

299
00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:57,130
你知道吗

300
00:12:57,130 --> 00:12:58,510
男友粉出来看看

301
00:12:58,510 --> 00:13:00,400
男粉不敢不敢冒头吧

302
00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:01,510
不敢冒头吧

303
00:13:01,510 --> 00:13:03,840
但总得把爱默默的藏在心里

304
00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:04,980
哈哈哈哈

305
00:13:04,980 --> 00:13:06,300
把爱默默的藏在心里

306
00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:07,980
我还可以假装不知道这件事情

307
00:13:07,980 --> 00:13:09,700
如果你要是告诉我了

308
00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:13,400
那这个主播只能像秋风扫落叶一样把你扫走了

309
00:13:16,780 --> 00:13:18,120
教你们怎么发病啊

310
00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:19,380
教你们怎么发病对吧

311
00:13:19,380 --> 00:13:21,460
我大家教我的主播

312
00:13:21,460 --> 00:13:23,020
我要给你主播

313
00:13:23,020 --> 00:13:25,300
你主播主播我要跟你主播

314
00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:27,790
想在你小小的主播上狠狠的主播

315
00:13:27,790 --> 00:13:31,090
这个这个就是你说这些主播我要给你主播

316
00:13:31,090 --> 00:13:32,410
真的好想给你主播

317
00:13:32,410 --> 00:13:33,370
不能给你主播

318
00:13:33,370 --> 00:13:34,880
我已经快要死了

319
00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:37,010
哎没有给你主播的日子

320
00:13:37,010 --> 00:13:38,910
一切都索然无味

321
00:13:38,910 --> 00:13:41,310
主播真的太想跟你主播了

322
00:13:41,310 --> 00:13:43,970
想跟你主播的愿望已经完全压制不住了

323
00:13:43,970 --> 00:13:46,010
你这个你就你就这样说吧

324
00:13:46,010 --> 00:13:47,570
主播又不好意思去办你

325
00:13:47,570 --> 00:13:50,090
但是就是主播又会被你恶心到

326
00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:51,930
就是双管齐下

327
00:13:51,930 --> 00:13:54,090
既保护了自己账号的安全

328
00:13:56,900 --> 00:13:59,390
然后不会不会不会被拿下

329
00:13:59,390 --> 00:14:00,980
同时你能恶心到主播

330
00:14:00,980 --> 00:14:02,270
你就这样讲就好了

331
00:14:02,270 --> 00:14:05,629
嗯你要跟你要跟主播主播是吧

332
00:14:05,629 --> 00:14:12,450
你要把你狠狠的整在主播那个什么话不

333
00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:18,920
他天天跟我说什么全球通5g之类的

334
00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:26,260
我这个256g的手机里面

335
00:14:26,260 --> 00:14:30,280
这是我第一次这辈子把手机的内存用到满

336
00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:31,840
为什么用到满了呢

337
00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:32,890
我查了一下

338
00:14:32,890 --> 00:14:35,350
不是因为我拥有太多的软件

339
00:14:35,350 --> 00:14:37,960
而是因为我的qq加我的剪映

340
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,050
加我的微信

341
00:14:39,050 --> 00:14:41,910
这三个软件加起来超过了100个g

342
00:14:41,910 --> 00:14:44,130
就是剪映有50个g那么大

343
00:14:44,130 --> 00:14:45,480
就我拿来剪视频

344
00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:46,650
他下的素材

345
00:14:46,650 --> 00:14:48,780
然后qq有30个g

346
00:14:49,060 --> 00:14:51,220
qq这30个g都是什么呢

347
00:14:51,220 --> 00:14:52,510
我跟老师传切片

348
00:14:52,510 --> 00:14:53,470
传文件

349
00:14:53,470 --> 00:14:54,820
传那个呃

350
00:14:54,820 --> 00:14:56,410
传我的一些活动策划

351
00:14:56,410 --> 00:14:57,530
传我的图片

352
00:14:57,530 --> 00:15:00,470
然后微信就纯属垃圾群聊太多了

353
00:15:00,470 --> 00:15:04,100
导致这三个软件加起来一共100个g

354
00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:05,950
然后我的手机就爆了

355
00:15:05,950 --> 00:15:08,200
最近这个手机像块砖一样

356
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,930
就结果就有用的东西一点都没有

357
00:15:10,930 --> 00:15:13,030
全是各种各种各种群聊啊

358
00:15:13,030 --> 00:15:14,329
各种聊天什么的

359
00:15:14,329 --> 00:15:15,709
手机剪视频怎么了

360
00:15:15,709 --> 00:15:16,609
手机剪视频不是

361
00:15:16,609 --> 00:15:17,329
挺开心的嘛

362
00:15:17,329 --> 00:15:18,589
你就趴在床上

363
00:15:18,589 --> 00:15:21,810
然后呃这个从天光乍破趴到暮雪白头

364
00:15:21,810 --> 00:15:23,430
再听一段这个原片

365
00:15:23,430 --> 00:15:25,490
20次之后自己都要听吐了

366
00:15:25,490 --> 00:15:27,110
就在那个床边放个盆

367
00:15:27,110 --> 00:15:30,290
然后防止自己听吐了之后就弄脏床单

368
00:15:30,290 --> 00:15:31,660
哈哈哈哈哈哈

369
00:15:31,660 --> 00:15:33,640
我真的就是剪自己的视频

370
00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:34,660
剪到恶心过

371
00:15:34,660 --> 00:15:36,040
捡到生理性反胃过

372
00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:37,120
听到自己的声音

373
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:39,220
就会整个人萎掉的那种程度

374
00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:40,120
你知道吧

375
00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:42,680
就这辈子不想再听到自己的声音了

376
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:49,020
那段时间以至于呃就是开着直播我都不想开而烦

377
00:15:49,020 --> 00:15:49,880
知道吧

378
00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:52,120
直播我都不想开而返

379
00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:53,620
不想听到自己的声音啊

380
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,440
在自己的身边就来来回回的去绕

381
00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:56,740
你知道

382
00:15:56,740 --> 00:15:58,560
吧趴在床上剪

383
00:15:58,560 --> 00:15:59,940
怕不是剪着剪着就放弃

384
00:15:59,940 --> 00:16:01,320
剪着剪着手机往边上一扔

385
00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:01,800
睡着了

386
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:04,360
然后起来之后再继续剪啊

387
00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:06,040
把素材放在电脑上剪

388
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,380
我我其实不太会用电脑捡东西

389
00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:10,650
大家我就不太会用电脑捡东西

390
00:16:11,590 --> 00:16:14,130
还是有那种工作的感觉才能减

391
00:16:14,130 --> 00:16:15,150
不不不不不

392
00:16:15,860 --> 00:16:17,720
我是打感觉派的

393
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:18,800
我的那个界面

394
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,480
但凡我自己剪的有感觉的

395
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,500
基本数据都不赖

396
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:24,140
但是我如果自己剪着剪着剪着头皮很痛

397
00:16:24,140 --> 00:16:24,890
她也想吐

398
00:16:24,890 --> 00:16:26,390
那这个切片投稿之后

399
00:16:26,390 --> 00:16:31,380
基本上就没有什么没有什么呃好的反响和水花呀

400
00:16:31,380 --> 00:16:34,230
如果我到投稿之前就觉得这玩意要凉了

401
00:16:34,230 --> 00:16:35,400
那他多半这个播

402
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,180
放量就不是很尽人意了

403
00:16:37,180 --> 00:16:38,140
但是没办法

404
00:16:38,140 --> 00:16:39,760
这东西就是沉没成本嘛

405
00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:40,840
你都已经剪出来了

406
00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,400
你又不能直接把它啪一下

407
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:42,820
扔在那

408
00:16:42,820 --> 00:16:44,720
那你就得偷了

409
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:47,930
肥大猫咪又小猫咪

410
00:16:47,930 --> 00:16:52,160
什么肥大猫咪怎么这么不会说话呢

411
00:16:52,780 --> 00:16:54,390
这真的不会说话

412
00:16:54,390 --> 00:16:56,070
能不能会说话一点

413
00:16:56,070 --> 00:16:57,900
所以狗牌切片是你剪的吗

414
00:16:57,900 --> 00:16:58,620
不是

415
00:17:04,060 --> 00:17:07,140
不是念不是念佛牌切片

416
00:17:07,140 --> 00:17:08,590
是狗狗老是捡的

417
00:17:08,590 --> 00:17:10,330
可能狗狗老是向往自由

418
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:13,750
然后就没有办法剪自己想喜欢的那种

419
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:14,470
你知道吗

420
00:17:14,470 --> 00:17:15,900
我超过投降

421
00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:19,930
怎么我超投降

422
00:17:19,930 --> 00:17:22,510
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

423
00:17:22,510 --> 00:17:25,629
诶诶诶哎我还在想呢

424
00:17:25,629 --> 00:17:27,249
我都没看到这是谁啊

425
00:17:27,249 --> 00:17:28,450
我就看到啊

426
00:17:28,450 --> 00:17:31,570
高能榜3961电池

427
00:17:31,570 --> 00:17:33,010
对方有五名舰长

428
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:33,670
零命提督

429
00:17:33,670 --> 00:17:34,510
一名总督

430
00:17:34,510 --> 00:17:37,570
当时当时进来说那个投降啊

431
00:17:37,570 --> 00:17:39,430
我还在想怎么这就投降了

432
00:17:39,430 --> 00:17:40,930
我们打过什么样的比赛

433
00:17:40,930 --> 00:17:42,310
打过好多好多仗

434
00:17:42,310 --> 00:17:45,810
怎么这个这个这个3000电池就投降了

435
00:17:45,810 --> 00:17:47,310
然后一看哈哈哈

436
00:17:47,310 --> 00:17:48,330
一看i d啊

437
00:17:48,930 --> 00:17:49,620
绷不住了

438
00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:50,880
对不起对不起

439
00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:52,200
有总督有总督

440
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:52,560
怎么了

441
00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:53,690
我也有总督啊

442
00:17:53,690 --> 00:17:55,310
这就是总督不在而已

443
00:17:55,310 --> 00:17:56,330
哈哈哈哈

444
00:17:56,330 --> 00:17:57,950
先找摇一个总督过来

445
00:17:57,950 --> 00:18:00,650
然后然后帮助帮助咩咩是吧

446
00:18:00,650 --> 00:18:03,940
哈哈哈哎呦不行不行

447
00:18:03,940 --> 00:18:07,940
我有点接受不了

448
00:18:09,460 --> 00:18:10,680
是这首歌吧

449
00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:11,280
这首歌吧

450
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:12,630
刚才有人点了这首歌

451
00:18:12,630 --> 00:18:14,280
然后然后就放完了

452
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,320
我才问是这首歌吧

453
00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:19,600
可能这首歌有点他有点那个什么开片了

454
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:20,140
怎么了

455
00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:21,340
我不会不会啊

456
00:18:21,340 --> 00:18:22,090
别别急

457
00:18:22,090 --> 00:18:22,780
骗不到的

458
00:18:22,780 --> 00:18:24,580
骗不到骗不到的主播

459
00:18:24,580 --> 00:18:27,520
现在直播间这个这个这个虎虎生风的样子

460
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:28,900
基本上是骗不到的

461
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,210
也骗不赢的

462
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:31,020
哈哈哈

463
00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:35,250
你让我揪三个四个五个能骗的阴影人出来

464
00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:36,540
我都骗不到

465
00:18:36,580 --> 00:18:38,160
我都揪不出来

466
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:38,880
你知道吧

467
00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:43,159
我们拜拜

468
00:18:43,159 --> 00:18:44,659
今天有点胃疼

469
00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:50,509
老子今天也是很可爱的一天

470
00:18:50,509 --> 00:18:53,430
微糖加冰哦

471
00:18:53,430 --> 00:18:54,960
不对不对

472
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,990
那个微糖加冰

473
00:18:56,990 --> 00:18:57,830
加芋圆

474
00:18:57,830 --> 00:18:58,370
加布丁

475
00:18:58,370 --> 00:18:59,030
加椰果

476
00:18:59,030 --> 00:18:59,690
加奥奥碎

477
00:18:59,690 --> 00:19:00,470
加脆啵啵

478
00:19:00,470 --> 00:19:01,449
加麻薯

479
00:19:01,449 --> 00:19:03,919
绝绝子多跳跳

480
00:19:05,660 --> 00:19:08,320
我不忍多想

481
00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:16,540
为恶小心破耶草野火就任放过也不错

482
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:19,850
别叫醒我

483
00:19:19,850 --> 00:19:21,920
我不忍多想

484
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:30,100
为鹅下钱婆野草野火救人放过也不错

485
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,399
像八宝粥一样

486
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:37,700
你你的意思是夸我又有营养价值

487
00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:39,560
然后又是开盖

488
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:42,510
即使没有什么饮食的门槛

489
00:19:42,510 --> 00:19:44,730
又口味老少咸宜

490
00:19:44,730 --> 00:19:49,730
同时啊这个嗯有实用价值

491
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:50,930
同时性价比还高

492
00:19:50,930 --> 00:19:52,320
物美价廉是吧

493
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:58,780
嘿嘿你前面一条被吞了

494
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:00,919
他说你糊成一坨了

495
00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:01,700
一口气

496
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:02,540
一不经一把火

497
00:20:02,540 --> 00:20:04,340
烧尽了黑暗密布的深渊

498
00:20:04,340 --> 00:20:05,810
让此刻记住我

499
00:20:05,810 --> 00:20:07,160
刻在了天上的豪言

500
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:10,060
那就请诸位到那天我做梦看我叫

501
00:20:13,710 --> 00:20:17,210
怎么直直着播就容易被自己人给气死了

502
00:20:17,210 --> 00:20:20,620
有时候直着播就容易被人被人狮子一口气上不来

503
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:21,160
你知道吧

504
00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:22,060
哈哈哈哈

505
00:20:22,060 --> 00:20:23,380
我应该出个切片啊

506
00:20:23,380 --> 00:20:25,680
如果哪天主播猝死在直播间

507
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:27,570
别人人都是虾人犯

508
00:20:27,570 --> 00:20:28,879
哈哈哈哈

509
00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:31,300
现在这种现在不是很火吗

510
00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:33,670
啊如果哪天我毕业了

511
00:20:33,670 --> 00:20:35,310
我隐退了

512
00:20:35,310 --> 00:20:37,110
我抑郁症发作了

513
00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:38,790
我伤害了自己

514
00:20:38,790 --> 00:20:41,100
我消失在了世界上

515
00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:42,960
那么给主播搞个电

516
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:45,930
谢谢谢谢阿里亚朵哈哈

517
00:20:45,930 --> 00:20:47,910
如果我做了这件事情

518
00:20:47,910 --> 00:20:51,950
那么呃这个这个我即将对吧

519
00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:53,900
你用英语发怎么了

520
00:20:53,900 --> 00:20:56,100
你用英语发我看不懂是吧

521
00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:57,660
用英语法我看不懂是吧

522
00:20:57,660 --> 00:20:59,540
而且天界这个好耶

523
00:20:59,540 --> 00:21:00,140
那不行

524
00:21:00,140 --> 00:21:01,400
主播猝死在直播间

525
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:02,180
这么多人

526
00:21:02,180 --> 00:21:04,640
没有这么多香槟开

527
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:05,870
哈哈哈哈

528
00:21:05,870 --> 00:21:07,280
哪天我也出了个千片

529
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:11,670
如果我嘎在直播间这个这个观众香槟抢着开

530
00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:16,499
然后抢不过彼此学点红的是吧

531
00:21:16,499 --> 00:21:17,219
学点总督

532
00:21:17,219 --> 00:21:19,559
然后就为了在直播间狠狠地开香槟

533
00:21:19,559 --> 00:21:20,680
送围城

534
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:22,919
什么玩意儿

535
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:27,000
非常多东西的奶茶就像就像粥一样是吧

536
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:32,759
能不能发挥一下你那个那个那个那个cpu 2区的工地啊

537
00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:33,820
行不行啊

538
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,620
我知道加很多东西的奶茶

539
00:21:36,620 --> 00:21:37,860
像粥一样

540
00:21:37,860 --> 00:21:39,000
加红豆

541
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,380
加燕麦

542
00:21:40,380 --> 00:21:41,610
加芋圆儿

543
00:21:41,610 --> 00:21:45,090
然后在三分糖就是牛奶粥啊

544
00:21:45,090 --> 00:21:46,470
差不多就那个味儿吧

545
00:21:46,470 --> 00:21:48,750
也没有什么其他的要求

546
00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:50,409
差不多就这样

547
00:21:56,170 --> 00:22:04,280
这个中文是你是不是发了一些这个大之类的关键词啊

548
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:08,800
哎你发了些什么东西啊

549
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,530
欢迎陈皮皮

550
00:22:19,530 --> 00:22:20,280
早上好

551
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:23,250
优酷

552
00:22:27,830 --> 00:22:29,270
可以可以可以倒着发

553
00:22:29,270 --> 00:22:30,920
主播能看懂的

554
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:34,640
遗憾落败

555
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:36,380
遗憾落败就遗憾落败了

556
00:22:36,380 --> 00:22:38,000
当年落败次数太多了

557
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,530
你就你就不会觉得有什么遗憾了

558
00:22:40,530 --> 00:22:42,570
如果你这赛季只输这一把

559
00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:45,290
然后就可能你会有点遗憾

560
00:22:45,290 --> 00:22:46,610
但你输多了你就麻了

561
00:22:46,610 --> 00:22:47,450
你知道吧

562
00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:48,290
哈哈哈

563
00:22:48,290 --> 00:22:50,930
等下主播主播比较惦记的是主播

564
00:22:50,930 --> 00:22:52,280
本来想去嗦个粉

565
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:54,020
先等一下

566
00:22:54,020 --> 00:22:56,130
等一下应该会去嗦个粉啊

567
00:22:56,130 --> 00:22:58,140
高情商遗憾落败

568
00:22:58,140 --> 00:22:59,310
低情商搏杀

569
00:22:59,310 --> 00:23:00,720
还有平局的时候呢

570
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,360
两边一分都没有

571
00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:04,040
最后零比零打平了

572
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:08,020
然后这个那个平局看起来还像那个和平鸽一样

573
00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:09,220
你们知不知道和平鸽

574
00:23:09,220 --> 00:23:11,300
其实这指的是现实

575
00:23:11,300 --> 00:23:16,490
不是和平的

576
00:23:16,490 --> 00:23:21,920
这是和平哥这个概念出自于哪个知名画家送给他妹妹的一幅画

577
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:25,630
但是给人家画那个鸽子的时候

578
00:23:25,630 --> 00:23:29,110
是希望他像鸽子一样那个交友善战啊

579
00:23:29,110 --> 00:23:31,120
希望他像鸽子一样特别能打

580
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:33,970
也不知道为什么就变成了这个和平鸽

581
00:23:33,970 --> 00:23:34,960
哈哈哈哈

582
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,180
其实鸽子这个东西一点也不和平

583
00:23:37,180 --> 00:23:38,860
你到山上的时候

584
00:23:38,860 --> 00:23:40,300
你如果兜里有吃的

585
00:23:40,300 --> 00:23:41,440
他可能真落你手上

586
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:42,520
邦邦开始咬你

587
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,120
虽然它也咬不动你

588
00:23:44,180 --> 00:23:45,740
对于大明来说

589
00:23:45,740 --> 00:23:47,540
输一场要记一辈子

590
00:23:47,540 --> 00:23:48,380
什么意思啊

591
00:23:48,380 --> 00:23:51,320
主播都都已经那个什么记都记不过来了

592
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:52,820
拿个日记本记不住啊

593
00:23:52,820 --> 00:23:53,580
知道吧

594
00:23:53,580 --> 00:23:55,560
在加拿大做的什么

595
00:23:55,560 --> 00:24:00,370
在加拿大吃的是我们国产的米线啊

596
00:24:00,370 --> 00:24:03,760
吃的是我们国产的米线啊

597
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,500
这个番茄米线

598
00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:06,760
哈哈哈哈哈

599
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:13,380
大家真的真的大v还打pk吗

600
00:24:13,380 --> 00:24:14,760
大v没有人打pk的

601
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:16,680
大v打pk最多就是做做节目效果

602
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:19,220
像基金那种那种打视频pk

603
00:24:19,220 --> 00:24:22,860
然后嗯就就搞那个的毕加索吧

604
00:24:22,860 --> 00:24:23,640
对毕加索

605
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:25,380
但是我不太确定是谁啊

606
00:24:25,380 --> 00:24:26,400
我怕说错了

607
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:30,300
我就干脆不说了

608
00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:30,720
你知道吧

609
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,220
是你们家大国产的吗

610
00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:33,300
当时我们中国产的

611
00:24:33,300 --> 00:24:34,480
我是中国猫

612
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:36,160
别别主播

613
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:39,469
只是暂时的这个躯体上

614
00:24:39,469 --> 00:24:41,449
这个中之人躯体上再加大

615
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:48,350
mia mia这个版权形象是在国内的版权注册的

616
00:24:48,350 --> 00:24:52,280
然后主播的这个合同跟税都是在国内交着

617
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:54,260
就是人与人纯纯的中国人

618
00:24:54,260 --> 00:24:57,899
没有一点跟那个什么有两人知道吧

619
00:24:58,120 --> 00:25:00,000
主播能不能打视频pk

620
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:00,600
不行不行不行

621
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:01,200
我打不过

622
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,630
我害怕我害怕不行不行不行

623
00:25:03,630 --> 00:25:05,910
在加大就加大人是吧

624
00:25:05,910 --> 00:25:08,490
什么在哪就是老人灵活米线是吧

625
00:25:08,490 --> 00:25:10,350
那不是那不是那不行了

626
00:25:10,350 --> 00:25:13,170
等下点一首我的中国心吧

627
00:25:18,620 --> 00:25:20,870
都去加拿大抢购版权

628
00:25:20,870 --> 00:25:21,890
你错了

629
00:25:21,890 --> 00:25:25,540
我注册的是那个国内的那个车

630
00:25:25,540 --> 00:25:28,060
国内的那个也带国际效率的

631
00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:28,720
我去

632
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,240
但应该不会有人跨越千山万水

633
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:31,840
从外国

634
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:34,650
然后就盗用我的这个东西吧

635
00:25:34,650 --> 00:25:37,560
肥猫可以打对跳舞的小姐姐流口水

636
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:38,520
那不行啊

637
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:39,210
那不行

638
00:25:39,210 --> 00:25:40,590
对着跳舞的小姐姐流口水

639
00:25:40,590 --> 00:25:42,240
那得人家给我跳舞

640
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:43,920
那得是我把人家打赢了

641
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:45,969
人家才能给我跳舞

642
00:25:45,969 --> 00:25:47,289
如果我把人家打输了

643
00:25:47,289 --> 00:25:48,669
我怎么给人家跳啊

644
00:25:48,669 --> 00:25:54,040
我开我的3d模型给他来一段那个大摆锤是吧啊对对

645
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,020
打赢了才能才能有舞

646
00:25:56,020 --> 00:26:00,620
看了你你发不出来

647
00:26:00,620 --> 00:26:02,780
你还整一繁体字发是吧

648
00:26:02,780 --> 00:26:04,220
哈哈哈哈

649
00:26:04,220 --> 00:26:05,360
不是我是中国人

650
00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:06,820
国籍是中国的

651
00:26:06,820 --> 00:26:08,560
只是在国外上上学

652
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:11,380
谢谢主播美美容哥

653
00:26:11,380 --> 00:26:13,000
现实人们把谢谢主播榜第六

654
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:13,720
即将会的冷漠

655
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:14,500
最美的推荐

656
00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:16,399
我们是第六天

657
00:26:16,399 --> 00:26:18,210
早上好

658
00:26:19,810 --> 00:26:22,050
别笑了别乐了

659
00:26:22,050 --> 00:26:22,770
真是的

660
00:26:22,770 --> 00:26:24,090
你输入法出问题了

661
00:26:24,090 --> 00:26:26,240
只能只能切那个什么什么

662
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:28,630
你一直都没有告诉过我

663
00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:30,160
我应该叫你什么

664
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,560
大家的工具人哈哈

665
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:35,590
我觉得喊你全名就有点怪怪的

666
00:26:35,590 --> 00:26:37,159
你会不会觉得不太好啊

667
00:26:37,220 --> 00:26:38,870
凭什么说什么

668
00:26:38,870 --> 00:26:40,700
你连卫衣都没有

669
00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:42,540
凭什么说自己是

670
00:26:49,860 --> 00:26:52,140
要是真的做一个新衣服

671
00:26:52,140 --> 00:26:53,460
整一个绿色的外套

672
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:58,840
会不会就有问题啊

673
00:26:59,460 --> 00:27:01,700
就是这种这种穿这个衣服

674
00:27:01,700 --> 00:27:03,419
它会不会有这种问题

675
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:07,080
这个是可以穿的嘛

676
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:09,600
就是在直播里面就是作为虚拟形象的衣服

677
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:10,740
它是可以穿

678
00:27:10,780 --> 00:27:14,320
大家有没有人帮我解释一下呀

679
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:17,080
问题是不会忍

680
00:27:19,940 --> 00:27:22,120
但是大家都会笑死

681
00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:23,860
不会你认识一个v

682
00:27:23,860 --> 00:27:25,300
他就整了这个怎么样

683
00:27:25,300 --> 00:27:25,780
然后呢

684
00:27:25,780 --> 00:27:27,080
他被ban了吗

685
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:29,230
就是中国这俩字嘛

686
00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:30,980
就中国这俩字吗

687
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:46,810
主播你直接把直播身份证拍到屏幕上啊

688
00:27:46,850 --> 00:27:49,330
直接出道自带那个什么是吧

689
00:27:49,330 --> 00:27:50,470
出道自带盒是吧

690
00:27:50,470 --> 00:27:53,460
别人都是出道自带一个自带一个什么

691
00:27:53,460 --> 00:27:55,680
人家出道都是拍那个胃镜

692
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:56,940
都被说是三所

693
00:27:56,940 --> 00:27:58,980
我出道的时候是吧啊

694
00:27:58,980 --> 00:28:02,370
为了让大家更好地了解米米亚的事情

695
00:28:02,370 --> 00:28:05,460
所以呢特此准备了一些特殊的资料

696
00:28:05,460 --> 00:28:06,330
锵锵

697
00:28:06,330 --> 00:28:08,310
这是我的房产证

698
00:28:08,310 --> 00:28:10,470
它位于虚拟叉叉手

699
00:28:10,470 --> 00:28:12,810
虚拟叉叉是虚拟叉叉区

700
00:28:12,810 --> 00:28:14,630
叉接叉叉号

701
00:28:14,630 --> 00:28:15,410
叉叉洞

702
00:28:15,410 --> 00:28:16,910
叉叉叉叉龙

703
00:28:16,910 --> 00:28:19,610
然后这个啊给大家再看一下

704
00:28:19,610 --> 00:28:21,019
这是我的呃

705
00:28:21,019 --> 00:28:22,939
这个这个这个什么什么档案

706
00:28:22,939 --> 00:28:26,509
里面记载了我从小学到高中的各种升学路线哦

707
00:28:26,509 --> 00:28:26,839
给大

708
00:28:26,839 --> 00:28:27,840
家来看一下

709
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:32,760
然后最后呢就是我们本期最为重要的揭秘环节了

710
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:33,480
锵锵哦

711
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,460
这是我的身份证件哦

712
00:28:35,460 --> 00:28:38,190
大家已经跟大家如此的贴近

713
00:28:38,190 --> 00:28:40,200
如此的坦诚相待

714
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,300
嗯这个不太不太好

715
00:28:42,300 --> 00:28:42,960
你知道吗

716
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:44,460
你还整这种烂活的话

717
00:28:44,460 --> 00:28:45,780
登顶v8 指日可待

718
00:28:45,780 --> 00:28:47,520
我觉得我整整活的话

719
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:50,600
明天我就是v8 女王好吧

720
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:54,380
哎整点新活入籍加大宣誓

721
00:28:54,380 --> 00:28:55,340
我是整不了了

722
00:28:55,340 --> 00:28:58,580
你你你好像你好像以后还有一次机会

723
00:28:58,580 --> 00:29:04,760
我是整不了这种活的那个处世因果之翻斗大街

724
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:07,340
翻斗花园1001是做个假的

725
00:29:07,340 --> 00:29:08,720
核心是贴在屏幕上

726
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:10,990
会不会被人说是炒作勾啊

727
00:29:10,990 --> 00:29:12,790
有些时候吧就是对于

728
00:29:12,790 --> 00:29:15,490
名声对于名声过度的在乎

729
00:29:15,490 --> 00:29:20,260
很多时候给主播的炒作功力设置了一个上限

730
00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:21,480
哈哈哈哈

731
00:29:22,340 --> 00:29:25,360
但是你可以整新的烂活那种

732
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:26,320
发泄气的话

733
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:29,710
还可以一边发一边卖卖惨的

734
00:29:30,950 --> 00:29:33,490
发cp可以一边发一边卖惨的

735
00:29:33,490 --> 00:29:36,140
大家发cp发一个颈椎的

736
00:29:36,140 --> 00:29:37,640
然后一边跟大家说

737
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,410
跟大家露骨的相见

738
00:29:39,410 --> 00:29:44,870
然后一边说大家看注意看这个第几块第几块骨头啊

739
00:29:44,870 --> 00:29:46,460
他有一点反思了

740
00:29:46,460 --> 00:29:49,389
这就是长期以来我给大家直播

741
00:29:49,389 --> 00:29:51,580
然后作为兼职主播

742
00:29:51,580 --> 00:29:53,140
半年播了800个小时

743
00:29:53,140 --> 00:29:54,700
我的心路历程是什么样的

744
00:29:54,700 --> 00:29:58,300
什么什么这个那个的就这些这些内容啊

745
00:29:58,300 --> 00:30:00,220
然后可以跟大家说一说主播

746
00:30:00,220 --> 00:30:02,360
的一些心路历程之类的

747
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:03,380
谢谢杰瑞

748
00:30:03,380 --> 00:30:04,400
想拥抱你的心动

749
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:05,710
盲盒的决赛收带

750
00:30:05,710 --> 00:30:07,150
感谢支持

751
00:30:07,150 --> 00:30:09,490
生命化作虚伪之后

752
00:30:09,490 --> 00:30:11,410
就把它贴在屏幕上面

753
00:30:11,410 --> 00:30:15,310
不发一下你现在的照片

754
00:30:15,790 --> 00:30:20,860
一只猫的话应该5kg就差不多了吧

755
00:30:20,860 --> 00:30:21,640
啊啊啊

756
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:22,120
欢迎染

757
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:28,080
这是墨西这个一只猫是不是2kg就差不多5kg就差不多了呀

758
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,540
那我得找一个5kg的东西上

759
00:30:30,540 --> 00:30:34,140
蹲在体重秤上面掠过耳边的

760
00:30:34,140 --> 00:30:36,210
特别一般猫多重啊

761
00:30:36,210 --> 00:30:39,780
谢谢请自然小心击退的关注还是该够

762
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:44,560
最后请要下下忠诚

763
00:30:49,460 --> 00:30:53,080
感冒在我最无

764
00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:59,010
小猫1kg

765
00:30:59,010 --> 00:31:00,899
大猫四攻击

766
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:03,380
你的意思是我上车

767
00:31:03,380 --> 00:31:05,159
如果是5kg的话

768
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:08,900
这是怀孕的状态吗

769
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:14,980
5kg是正宗大肥猫

770
00:31:15,820 --> 00:31:21,460
哎可是我身边的布偶猫他们好像都有个七八斤的样子啊

771
00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:25,130
我身边布偶猫好像都有个七八斤的样子

772
00:31:25,130 --> 00:31:27,919
直播是吃加拿大猫粮

773
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:33,390
这个世界上气劲爆

774
00:31:33,390 --> 00:31:35,040
红色的是好的

775
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:36,600
哈哈哈哈啊

776
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:37,140
对不起

777
00:31:37,140 --> 00:31:39,600
总是遇到这段就想跟着唱一唱

778
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:40,800
你在说你

779
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,900
那不是他不说的吗

780
00:31:42,900 --> 00:31:44,220
大猫4kg

781
00:31:44,220 --> 00:31:45,120
小猫1kg

782
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:48,230
那5kg这个体重不就是大猫带小猫吗

783
00:31:48,275 --> 00:31:50,750
那这个小猫在什么地方啊

784
00:31:50,750 --> 00:31:55,380
这不是在揣揣着小妈妈肥猫的朋友圈

785
00:31:55,380 --> 00:31:56,460
都是肥猫

786
00:31:56,460 --> 00:31:58,500
人家看起来很优雅的

787
00:31:58,500 --> 00:31:59,810
只是只是虚胖

788
00:31:59,810 --> 00:32:01,070
只是毛厚而已

789
00:32:01,070 --> 00:32:02,870
你怎么能这么说别人猫咪呢

790
00:32:02,870 --> 00:32:04,620
真没礼貌

791
00:32:09,050 --> 00:32:11,270
你看我的尾巴这么大呢

792
00:32:11,270 --> 00:32:13,570
这尾巴起码也得个啊

793
00:32:13,570 --> 00:32:15,960
这个尾巴要抽人抽的动

794
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:17,940
要这么晃来晃去的话

795
00:32:17,940 --> 00:32:20,220
那起码也得主播的毛厚吧

796
00:32:20,220 --> 00:32:22,560
你看这边上这边上这个猫

797
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:27,470
其实主播是实胖

798
00:32:27,470 --> 00:32:28,400
那倒没有吧

799
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:29,570
我我也是虚胖

800
00:32:29,570 --> 00:32:30,380
我也虚胖

801
00:32:30,380 --> 00:32:33,260
大家这个看起来有点小圆

802
00:32:33,260 --> 00:32:37,360
但实际上就是嗯实际上

803
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:42,020
没没有

804
00:32:42,020 --> 00:32:46,950
那么嗯嗯嗯是谁心中梦游啊

805
00:32:46,950 --> 00:32:50,280
梦里水月镜花一般共赴

806
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:52,700
落得满地啊

807
00:32:52,700 --> 00:32:56,750
满是全世界最瘦的脸颊

808
00:32:56,750 --> 00:33:00,060
真心被践踏

809
00:33:00,060 --> 00:33:02,400
谁又说了真话

810
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:03,389
假话

811
00:33:03,389 --> 00:33:07,409
说过的爱都会获胜

812
00:33:07,409 --> 00:33:09,599
感谢节日生日做出的贡献

813
00:33:09,599 --> 00:33:15,220
而那个豆小圆哪里有小圆圈

814
00:33:16,540 --> 00:33:21,300
要不是小圆这个画风离现在受欢迎的皮套画风实在太远了

815
00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:21,780
说实话

816
00:33:21,780 --> 00:33:27,699
我可能就真的就是做一个小圆差不多一样的那种画风风格的皮套

817
00:33:27,699 --> 00:33:29,619
这不是夜王莉莉丝那个皮套嘛

818
00:33:29,619 --> 00:33:35,100
他那个特别明显的就是受到有肯定有受到那个小圆风格的影响的

819
00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:35,919
你知道吗

820
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,370
小猫咪大猫是肥猫

821
00:33:39,370 --> 00:33:40,900
五紫猫十

822
00:33:40,900 --> 00:33:41,620
我顶我

823
00:33:41,620 --> 00:33:44,040
我一个顶十个小猫是吧

824
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:46,200
小猫真的只有1kg吧

825
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:49,430
那这感觉还没有一块西瓜阵呢

826
00:33:49,430 --> 00:33:52,010
你说的小猫不会是猫崽崽吧

827
00:33:52,010 --> 00:33:54,260
就那种还没有一个手机藏

828
00:33:54,260 --> 00:33:57,280
哪个手机不知道长多少的那种

829
00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:59,560
真的假的那么点

830
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:02,550
感觉像小孩一样哎

831
00:34:02,550 --> 00:34:05,660
你们不觉得那个小猫咪腿短短

832
00:34:05,660 --> 00:34:08,090
然后尾巴是一个尖叫

833
00:34:08,090 --> 00:34:11,680
人上那种尖尖的声音

834
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:13,180
就像小孩一样吗

835
00:34:13,180 --> 00:34:14,920
哦我就不喜欢人类幼崽

836
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,529
但我很喜欢小猫诶

837
00:34:17,769 --> 00:34:18,809
紫色肥猫

838
00:34:18,809 --> 00:34:20,399
你感觉75

839
00:34:20,399 --> 00:34:21,929
你为什么不说不说

840
00:34:21,929 --> 00:34:24,640
紫色肥猫直接二铂金算了

841
00:34:25,899 --> 00:34:28,319
紫色废猫50确实那种很可爱

842
00:34:28,319 --> 00:34:29,219
是很可爱啊

843
00:34:29,219 --> 00:34:31,459
人类都很喜欢幼小的动物

844
00:34:31,459 --> 00:34:33,679
但除了除了幼小人类之外

845
00:34:33,679 --> 00:34:36,020
其他幼小的动物感觉都挺可爱

846
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:37,540
好像飞鸟小船

847
00:34:37,540 --> 00:34:39,460
但人类的那个婴儿说

848
00:34:39,460 --> 00:34:40,000
说实话

849
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,740
如果不是有亲人呐

850
00:34:41,740 --> 00:34:45,769
或者是就是知道他是跟你有血缘关系的

851
00:34:45,769 --> 00:34:49,580
这种这种暗示

852
00:34:49,919 --> 00:34:51,419
你不会觉得他很可爱的

853
00:34:51,419 --> 00:34:51,719
就会觉

854
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:52,619
得很奇怪

855
00:34:53,819 --> 00:34:56,260
你说75期一信吗

856
00:34:56,260 --> 00:34:57,730
肥猫的话

857
00:34:57,730 --> 00:35:03,920
肥猫观测的体重应该在80~90之间吧

858
00:35:04,020 --> 00:35:07,660
但是这个腿的话看起来又像又像80出头

859
00:35:10,330 --> 00:35:11,560
所以不能太胖

860
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:14,399
应该有个80 80斤左右就差不多了吧

861
00:35:14,399 --> 00:35:15,899
梦是镜

862
00:35:15,899 --> 00:35:18,539
成年后你要装作有的

863
00:35:18,539 --> 00:35:21,390
我在雪月花

864
00:35:22,410 --> 00:35:24,580
全世界都在时间

865
00:35:24,580 --> 00:35:29,020
就我这皮套可动性真的不去录个唱歌视频都可惜了

866
00:35:29,020 --> 00:35:30,040
左晃右晃一下

867
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:31,660
感觉诶很可爱呀

868
00:35:31,660 --> 00:35:35,320
但是但是其实可惜中之人长了一张嘴

869
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:36,760
关键就不会唱歌

870
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,910
就白瞎这个皮套可动性了

871
00:35:39,910 --> 00:35:43,120
哎呀你这头身比真没有159150

872
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:43,540
不能再

873
00:35:43,540 --> 00:35:48,810
多我这头身比明明是标准165以上的女上的那个头身比你好啊

874
00:35:48,810 --> 00:35:52,650
你好你好你好你好你好

875
00:35:53,779 --> 00:35:55,279
it's got a rainy

876
00:35:57,769 --> 00:36:01,720
that's why it's something that can fulfill your appeti

877
00:36:02,399 --> 00:36:03,739
还录歌呢

878
00:36:03,739 --> 00:36:07,290
咋的切片都保不住了是吧

879
00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:10,390
那我跟大家商量一下

880
00:36:10,390 --> 00:36:11,470
跟大家商量一下

881
00:36:11,470 --> 00:36:14,290
我要是把那个就本来能播两场

882
00:36:14,290 --> 00:36:15,880
本来能播四个小时的话

883
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:21,070
把这个直播时间砍成一天一个半小时或者两点之后

884
00:36:21,070 --> 00:36:22,970
剩下俩点呢

885
00:36:22,970 --> 00:36:27,140
剪切片你们会觉得怅然若失嘛

886
00:36:27,140 --> 00:36:29,360
就大家会觉得不好嘛

887
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:31,760
因为我我最终还是那个什么

888
00:36:35,140 --> 00:36:39,660
不然你自己想别问我们主播哥哥不行

889
00:36:40,939 --> 00:36:43,299
米耶米娅女王大人说的话

890
00:36:43,299 --> 00:36:45,129
怎么能轮到你说不行呢

891
00:36:45,129 --> 00:36:46,770
跪下哈哈

892
00:36:46,770 --> 00:36:48,390
什么鬼啊哈哈哦

893
00:36:48,390 --> 00:36:50,370
我今天听了好多音声啊

894
00:36:50,370 --> 00:36:52,400
大姐我听了好多音声啊

895
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:56,360
而且我还看那个小说里面有一个巨姐角色

896
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:57,380
穿一身红衣

897
00:36:57,380 --> 00:36:59,180
拿个枪帮帮帮杀人

898
00:36:59,180 --> 00:37:02,000
我就我就在这边躺在床上嘻嘻傻笑

899
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,690
然后一边一边一边那个一边看小说

900
00:37:05,690 --> 00:37:07,190
一边在这边录音呢

901
00:37:07,190 --> 00:37:09,830
给这个御姐角色的发言去配音的

902
00:37:09,830 --> 00:37:11,510
结果我正在自嗨呢

903
00:37:11,510 --> 00:37:12,770
又特别高兴了

904
00:37:12,770 --> 00:37:14,700
然后正好我就一下楼

905
00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:16,800
我就边下楼边听自己的声音

906
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:20,430
在这个这个这个路过这个饭厅的时候

907
00:37:20,430 --> 00:37:24,210
发现我室友腰肌坐在桌子边上嗦泡面呢

908
00:37:24,210 --> 00:37:25,530
然后他抬头看看我

909
00:37:25,530 --> 00:37:26,760
我低头看看他

910
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:28,200
然后他又抬头看我

911
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:29,160
我又低头看他

912
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:29,280
他

913
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:31,080
那个表情

914
00:37:34,879 --> 00:37:37,179
然后我说啊你你在啊

915
00:37:37,179 --> 00:37:38,019
你在家呀

916
00:37:38,019 --> 00:37:39,759
我以为大家都去上课了

917
00:37:39,759 --> 00:37:43,890
那我就说啊呃你唱歌挺好听的

918
00:37:43,890 --> 00:37:45,150
声音也不错啊

919
00:37:45,150 --> 00:37:46,830
我说啊嘿嘿嘿

920
00:37:46,830 --> 00:37:50,340
谢谢谢谢

921
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,730
什么怎么表哥还没死呢

922
00:37:56,730 --> 00:37:57,510
怎么评价

923
00:37:57,510 --> 00:38:00,900
我拿那个电脑充电器充手机

924
00:38:00,900 --> 00:38:02,400
现在不用买暖手宝了

925
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:03,840
这玩意儿功率不一样吧

926
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:05,340
你小心把手机充爆炸了

927
00:38:05,340 --> 00:38:07,280
明天加拿大又少了一个男v

928
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,910
本来加拿大v就是要嘎了吗

929
00:38:13,330 --> 00:38:17,020
你们在我直播间听这么多的那个什么baby

930
00:38:17,020 --> 00:38:19,360
连播一天用一个小时

931
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:21,400
主播要刷铁人成就吗

932
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:22,340
哪有啊

933
00:38:23,419 --> 00:38:25,039
你这话也就是给你说

934
00:38:25,039 --> 00:38:27,439
那是因为老子是诚心诚意的骂你

935
00:38:27,439 --> 00:38:28,279
我给别人说

936
00:38:28,279 --> 00:38:29,959
那不变成奖励别人了

937
00:38:29,959 --> 00:38:31,230
不能奖励人

938
00:38:31,264 --> 00:38:35,080
因为我确实想骂人的呀对吧

939
00:38:35,299 --> 00:38:38,359
比如说同样一个棍青唱给不

940
00:38:38,359 --> 00:38:40,099
熟悉抽象文化的人

941
00:38:40,099 --> 00:38:42,810
那就是那就是那个攻击性了

942
00:38:42,810 --> 00:38:44,010
如果唱个沈老师

943
00:38:44,010 --> 00:38:47,970
他还会兴致勃勃的接接你没唱的那个部分了

944
00:38:47,970 --> 00:38:48,390
你知道吧

945
00:38:48,390 --> 00:38:49,170
欢迎参蛋

946
00:38:49,170 --> 00:38:51,399
早上肥猫认真点

947
00:38:51,399 --> 00:38:52,640
哪有认真点

948
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:54,860
他是不是以为你在网上奖励别人

949
00:38:54,860 --> 00:38:56,420
没有我那个御姐角色

950
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:05,539
他是那种就是唉老板今天给你杀了三个人

951
00:39:06,979 --> 00:39:10,419
就这点钱的话很难办事啊

952
00:39:10,419 --> 00:39:12,999
就这种这种这种类型的角色

953
00:39:12,999 --> 00:39:13,850
你知道吧

954
00:39:13,850 --> 00:39:17,520
他是他是那个那个那个杀人的杀人的

955
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:19,110
哈哈哈哈哈

956
00:39:19,110 --> 00:39:21,420
就这种类这种类型的角色

957
00:39:21,420 --> 00:39:23,220
所以我在找感觉呀

958
00:39:23,220 --> 00:39:24,600
谢谢晚上这个好耶

959
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:25,260
阿里嘎多

960
00:39:25,260 --> 00:39:27,480
谢谢乐

961
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:28,650
乐乐欢迎奔奔

962
00:39:28,650 --> 00:39:29,460
早安奔奔

963
00:39:29,460 --> 00:39:30,540
你起床了

964
00:39:30,540 --> 00:39:31,020
起床了

965
00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:31,920
又有我是吧

966
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:32,820
你起的好晚啊

967
00:39:32,820 --> 00:39:34,290
笨笨肥猫

968
00:39:34,290 --> 00:39:36,210
你在这里是不是喜欢玩恋

969
00:39:36,210 --> 00:39:38,190
总不喜欢我不喜欢我

970
00:39:38,190 --> 00:39:41,730
只是我只是有的时候会给小说角色配音啊

971
00:39:41,730 --> 00:39:43,920
你们不会有这种想法吗

972
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:44,640
我不但配

973
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:45,600
我还会录下来

974
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:48,590
看看什么地方的普通话说的不标准

975
00:39:48,590 --> 00:39:52,130
万一以后就是肥猫混成了厉害的大v

976
00:39:52,130 --> 00:39:53,870
有什么广播剧啊

977
00:39:53,870 --> 00:39:54,350
游戏啊

978
00:39:54,350 --> 00:39:55,850
找主播去配音呢

979
00:39:55,850 --> 00:39:57,529
就万一呢对吧

980
00:39:57,529 --> 00:39:59,860
好又有什么好用啊

981
00:40:02,039 --> 00:40:05,359
上网查查舍友是神经病怎么办

982
00:40:05,359 --> 00:40:07,339
我估计人家出去社交

983
00:40:07,339 --> 00:40:09,409
然后聊到室友怎么样

984
00:40:09,409 --> 00:40:10,879
他们都会说啊

985
00:40:10,879 --> 00:40:13,460
米米娅是一个不错的舍友啊

986
00:40:13,460 --> 00:40:16,670
平常做饭的时候可能还带大家一口

987
00:40:16,670 --> 00:40:19,510
但是平常的第一次见不到

988
00:40:19,510 --> 00:40:20,800
第一次见不到面

989
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:22,390
只能听到他的声音

990
00:40:22,390 --> 00:40:23,830
响彻在整个房子里

991
00:40:23,830 --> 00:40:25,720
无论白天还是黑夜呀

992
00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:28,180
感觉他在校外打工非常的努力

993
00:40:28,180 --> 00:40:30,800
但是打的攻好像不是什么正经工啊

994
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:35,319
大家知不知道为什么为什么匹配到的每一个人都打不过啊

995
00:40:35,319 --> 00:40:36,339
哈哈哈

996
00:40:36,339 --> 00:40:37,539
我不想再输了

997
00:40:37,539 --> 00:40:40,830
再输真没这种事啊

998
00:40:40,844 --> 00:40:42,810
现在是坏小时了

999
00:40:42,810 --> 00:40:44,319
怎么了怎么了

1000
00:40:45,019 --> 00:40:46,959
太对吗好啦

1001
00:40:46,959 --> 00:40:47,919
开腿吗

1002
00:40:49,119 --> 00:40:50,079
对面好强

1003
00:40:50,079 --> 00:40:51,630
对面好厉害

1004
00:40:53,110 --> 00:40:54,810
高情商要结爱了

1005
00:40:54,810 --> 00:40:57,720
爱了主播在黄金怎么天天排钻石

1006
00:40:57,720 --> 00:41:05,030
可能我不知道对面是70场98的胜率

1007
00:41:05,030 --> 00:41:09,710
大家人家是70场98的胜率

1008
00:41:09,710 --> 00:41:10,220
诶

1009
00:41:10,220 --> 00:41:12,390
太猛了太厉害了

1010
00:41:12,390 --> 00:41:16,110
你知道还是我给你弹一首就弹弹弹弹十分

1011
00:41:16,110 --> 00:41:17,070
51连胜

1012
00:41:17,070 --> 00:41:18,270
有人想断一下吧

1013
00:41:18,270 --> 00:41:18,930
算了算了算了

1014
00:41:18,930 --> 00:41:22,810
51连胜就就就那个什么就别别别搞

1015
00:41:22,810 --> 00:41:24,190
别搞开通是吧

1016
00:41:24,190 --> 00:41:25,300
哈哈哈哈哈

1017
00:41:25,300 --> 00:41:28,060
非要非要偷掉人家51连胜是吧

1018
00:41:28,060 --> 00:41:30,280
到时候人家人家压分压一个什么

1019
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:31,870
压一个探索者启航

1020
00:41:31,870 --> 00:41:32,580
哈哈哈

1021
00:41:32,580 --> 00:41:35,550
然后我们压一个小电视飞船是吧啊

1022
00:41:35,550 --> 00:41:37,560
是我会守住结晶人的一切

1023
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:39,060
别急别急

1024
00:41:39,060 --> 00:41:44,290
不然你要那什么断了不道德哎呀道不道德都都是对啊

1025
00:41:44,290 --> 00:41:45,010
都是那样的

1026
00:41:45,010 --> 00:41:47,570
还好还好送送送

1027
00:41:47,570 --> 00:41:51,350
正好给了一个绝杀的分类

1028
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:54,200
pk有剧组吗

1029
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:56,060
这玩意儿怎么上剧组啊

1030
00:41:56,060 --> 00:41:57,380
这玩意儿怎么上剧组

1031
00:41:57,380 --> 00:41:58,340
上不了剧组

1032
00:41:58,340 --> 00:41:59,720
除非你排到认识的人

1033
00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:00,950
你送他一把

1034
00:42:00,950 --> 00:42:01,890
哈哈哈

1035
00:42:01,890 --> 00:42:02,910
你排到认识的人

1036
00:42:02,910 --> 00:42:04,170
你送他一把可以啊

1037
00:42:04,170 --> 00:42:05,610
你怎么你怎么上去的啊

1038
00:42:05,610 --> 00:42:07,590
对面对你的认知比你自己还清楚

1039
00:42:07,590 --> 00:42:12,530
那时黑白哥太有好啦

1040
00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:14,610
这么痛谁动手啊

1041
00:42:14,610 --> 00:42:15,750
哈哈哈哈

1042
00:42:15,750 --> 00:42:16,350
想偷懒

1043
00:42:16,350 --> 00:42:19,080
想偷谁动手呢

1044
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:22,500
西拉西拉斯卡酷西没大红豆

1045
00:42:22,500 --> 00:42:24,420
老婆我一定卡

1046
00:42:24,420 --> 00:42:26,300
say that you love

1047
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:28,790
谢谢老六的小花

1048
00:42:28,790 --> 00:42:30,560
感谢支持啊

1049
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:37,400
1米诺的卡米还真是本来就是这样的嘛

1050
00:42:39,060 --> 00:42:40,110
无所谓

1051
00:42:40,110 --> 00:42:42,859
正在正在那个啥呀

1052
00:42:42,859 --> 00:42:45,739
今天早上大概是也是一个半小时左右吧

1053
00:42:45,739 --> 00:42:48,199
我们现在基础时间都降了一个半小时左右

1054
00:42:48,199 --> 00:42:51,380
因为反正反正阉人吧就是想要我留的时候

1055
00:42:52,940 --> 00:42:55,320
你居然没阉人牌子

1056
00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:59,220
因为主播整了一个海洋之心

1057
00:42:59,220 --> 00:43:02,300
你没有主播的牌子啊

1058
00:43:05,020 --> 00:43:08,040
爸爸主播今天落魄了

1059
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:09,180
小花都要谢我

1060
00:43:09,180 --> 00:43:10,260
小花一直都谢了

1061
00:43:10,260 --> 00:43:12,560
从出道那天到到现在

1062
00:43:12,819 --> 00:43:17,559
主播还没有脱离那个不能不不用谢小花的那个体量

1063
00:43:21,150 --> 00:43:21,780
你知道吧

1064
00:43:21,780 --> 00:43:22,830
要三连败

1065
00:43:22,830 --> 00:43:23,970
三连败三连败

1066
00:43:23,970 --> 00:43:24,570
我不管了

1067
00:43:24,570 --> 00:43:25,950
谢谢娜子公主的灯牌

1068
00:43:25,950 --> 00:43:26,610
看看牌子

1069
00:43:26,610 --> 00:43:28,800
来看看牌子应该20级了吧

1070
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:30,420
怎么了

1071
00:43:30,420 --> 00:43:32,460
刀神哈哈哈哈

1072
00:43:32,460 --> 00:43:33,240
笑死是吧

1073
00:43:33,240 --> 00:43:35,280
进来就看米米亚的笑话

1074
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:40,460
谢谢谢谢李小李东一九侠和一刀的小花呀

1075
00:43:40,460 --> 00:43:43,980
那个都六级六级

1076
00:43:44,759 --> 00:43:46,139
我

1077
00:43:49,259 --> 00:43:52,319
记得你给主播整过一个海洋之心啊

1078
00:43:52,319 --> 00:43:53,740
六级

1079
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:02,080
哔哩哔哩这个没上船的亲密度都这么金贵吗

1080
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:04,600
谢谢4027和恒大的小花呀

1081
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:05,260
感谢支持

1082
00:44:05,260 --> 00:44:10,820
红豆奶奶豆开牌前打的都不算主播

1083
00:44:10,820 --> 00:44:13,040
现在剪直播之前肯定想好好吃饭

1084
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:14,960
主播现在直播是要冬眠了

1085
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:18,419
大家我没有剪

1086
00:44:18,419 --> 00:44:20,529
我跟大家澄清一下

1087
00:44:20,529 --> 00:44:26,619
我在出道的那天跟耶耶人承诺的直播时间是一周播四天

1088
00:44:26,619 --> 00:44:28,560
一场两小时

1089
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:31,050
就是意味着无论我怎么减

1090
00:44:31,050 --> 00:44:33,550
我都比我承诺的要多

1091
00:44:33,550 --> 00:44:35,950
哈哈哈哈哈

1092
00:44:35,950 --> 00:44:37,870
不能从一天四个小时

1093
00:44:37,870 --> 00:44:39,130
然后每周全勤

1094
00:44:39,130 --> 00:44:42,970
每每周播30个小时就就就降成本

1095
00:44:42,970 --> 00:44:44,110
周播15个小时

1096
00:44:44,110 --> 00:44:45,760
你就快快开喷啊

1097
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:46,860
那不行啊

1098
00:44:46,919 --> 00:44:48,670
爱过上舰就算了

1099
00:44:48,670 --> 00:44:49,630
上舰就算了

1100
00:44:49,630 --> 00:44:51,700
你帮我骗舰长是吧

1101
00:44:51,700 --> 00:44:54,340
你把我骗大家给主人的舰长是吧

1102
00:44:54,340 --> 00:44:55,490
早上好

1103
00:44:55,490 --> 00:44:56,570
早上好

1104
00:44:56,570 --> 00:44:57,980
强强嗯

1105
00:44:59,660 --> 00:45:00,260
给我破了

1106
00:45:00,260 --> 00:45:01,460
小花都要靠骗了

1107
00:45:01,460 --> 00:45:02,330
好问题

1108
00:45:02,330 --> 00:45:03,890
谢谢恒大的小花

1109
00:45:03,890 --> 00:45:04,430
很多年了

1110
00:45:04,430 --> 00:45:06,230
盖多大家会去旅游

1111
00:45:06,230 --> 00:45:08,450
圣诞夺冠不是一周六小时

1112
00:45:08,450 --> 00:45:10,240
每周播十天

1113
00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:11,380
我去哪里弄

1114
00:45:11,380 --> 00:45:12,600
十天出来

1115
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:15,200
谢谢小豆腐的鸡腿

1116
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:16,400
谢谢亨泰的小花

1117
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:17,420
感谢支持

1118
00:45:17,420 --> 00:45:18,620
其实没事的主播

1119
00:45:18,620 --> 00:45:20,240
我也没指望你会吃吃无所谓

1120
00:45:20,240 --> 00:45:21,700
你会出手是吧

1121
00:45:22,359 --> 00:45:26,799
谢谢小豆腐的四个打call呢

1122
00:45:26,799 --> 00:45:30,900
主要是我现在不知道哪个啊

1123
00:45:32,410 --> 00:45:34,860
没有创作激情啊

1124
00:45:34,860 --> 00:45:36,450
没有创作欲望

1125
00:45:36,450 --> 00:45:39,930
经典承诺一周四天算承诺加班不算

1126
00:45:39,930 --> 00:45:41,210
算了算了

1127
00:45:41,210 --> 00:45:43,130
就每天都在都在搞呢

1128
00:45:43,130 --> 00:45:45,890
但是每次我只要但凡来了

1129
00:45:45,890 --> 00:45:46,760
欢迎各位

1130
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:48,080
只要我但凡来了

1131
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:50,120
我都记不住要改这个

1132
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:50,660
你知道吧

1133
00:45:50,660 --> 00:45:53,520
我都记不住要改这个切完成

1134
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:55,800
比如说我现在已经限时三天了

1135
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:58,140
我每次都忘了剪这个数字

1136
00:45:58,140 --> 00:46:02,260
我每次都忘记捡这个数字

1137
00:46:02,460 --> 00:46:03,600
主播已经骗了

1138
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:04,320
很爽了

1139
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:05,220
不用切片了

1140
00:46:05,220 --> 00:46:06,660
再不行就嘎了

1141
00:46:06,660 --> 00:46:07,920
今天真播到四点

1142
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:09,900
大家准备好那个泡面什么的

1143
00:46:09,900 --> 00:46:11,390
今天真播到四点

1144
00:46:11,390 --> 00:46:13,670
谁不播到四点

1145
00:46:13,670 --> 00:46:18,839
谁就是小狗跟我有什么关系

1146
00:46:19,979 --> 00:46:23,210
好欠本来已经就欠13天了

1147
00:46:23,210 --> 00:46:24,800
本来就欠13天了

1148
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:27,010
然后每次每次你们不提醒我

1149
00:46:27,010 --> 00:46:28,780
我都忘记把那个时间消掉

1150
00:46:28,780 --> 00:46:31,270
晚上四点当然是假的

1151
00:46:31,270 --> 00:46:32,920
但是假的当然是骗你的

1152
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:34,660
欢迎新教授啊

1153
00:46:34,660 --> 00:46:36,220
播到明天四点

1154
00:46:36,220 --> 00:46:38,830
反正主播当狗也不是一次两次

1155
00:46:38,830 --> 00:46:44,179
主播承诺当狗最后都会被被都会被野人带走

1156
00:46:44,179 --> 00:46:46,620
被被野人带当别急

1157
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:49,500
真四点当然是假四点了

1158
00:46:49,500 --> 00:46:51,480
我这边开开加班的

1159
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:53,040
等我哪天体力好的时候

1160
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:58,040
大家大家大家大家那个弄那种无上限加班会啊

1161
00:46:58,439 --> 00:47:01,439
紫色小猪当然是假的了

1162
00:47:02,639 --> 00:47:06,330
你主播给你许诺三小时对吧

1163
00:47:06,330 --> 00:47:08,359
你要咬咬牙就播完了

1164
00:47:08,359 --> 00:47:09,919
主播直接给你许诺

1165
00:47:09,919 --> 00:47:10,759
扣个圈

1166
00:47:10,759 --> 00:47:12,139
给你许诺八个小时

1167
00:47:12,139 --> 00:47:14,000
那不可能播完的呀

1168
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,220
主播讲话你是从来不信的

1169
00:47:16,220 --> 00:47:17,870
那你上相不相信主播

1170
00:47:17,870 --> 00:47:18,440
主播主

1171
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:20,720
播真的很喜欢音乐人呐

1172
00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:26,290
你相不相信主播是一个自闭社恐阴湿死宅

1173
00:47:26,290 --> 00:47:28,720
然后只喜欢烟烟人啊

1174
00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:35,170
就很多时候谢谢摸着天空的摸摸这个摸摸送礼物的时候

1175
00:47:35,170 --> 00:47:38,320
是不是应该这个亲一下

1176
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:41,200
但是感觉不太符合美艳米娅的性格

1177
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:46,060
所以就切哎算了

1178
00:47:46,060 --> 00:47:46,780
听不出来了

1179
00:47:46,780 --> 00:47:48,820
就那个那个做嘴的声音啊

1180
00:47:48,820 --> 00:47:50,080
之前叶子交给我的

1181
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:53,380
我忘记怎么怎么亲了

1182
00:47:54,980 --> 00:47:56,330
嘿嘿哈哈哈

1183
00:47:56,330 --> 00:47:59,140
对对对对对对对对对对对对诶

1184
00:47:59,140 --> 00:48:00,430
好谢谢

1185
00:48:00,430 --> 00:48:02,740
主播的早产都50名了

1186
00:48:02,740 --> 00:48:05,080
如何评价肥猫32强都进不去

1187
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:06,100
淹死在海选

1188
00:48:06,100 --> 00:48:06,930
什么意思啊

1189
00:48:06,930 --> 00:48:07,920
什么意思啊

1190
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:11,250
你你真的是什么样体量的大v

1191
00:48:11,250 --> 00:48:13,470
然后进来进来进来直播

1192
00:48:13,470 --> 00:48:18,440
然后每一个场次结算都框框的在那个分区前十啊

1193
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:20,040
主播哪有这实力啊

1194
00:48:20,860 --> 00:48:22,500
脑髓吸食转赢了

1195
00:48:22,500 --> 00:48:24,000
我不是很认可什么意思啊

1196
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:28,860
大家就等着看那个主播主播的笑话是吧

1197
00:48:29,620 --> 00:48:34,870
大家就等着看主播的笑话是吧啊这个这个不能不能赢是吧

1198
00:48:34,870 --> 00:48:36,010
这歌不好听啊

1199
00:48:36,010 --> 00:48:36,850
咱切了吧

1200
00:48:36,850 --> 00:48:39,310
虽然是我比较喜欢的一位选手写

1201
00:48:39,310 --> 00:48:39,790
但是还是

1202
00:48:39,790 --> 00:48:40,540
不好听啊

1203
00:48:40,540 --> 00:48:41,890
好难听啊

1204
00:48:41,890 --> 00:48:42,880
对不起

1205
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:48,420
主播骗自己可以别骗大火好吗

1206
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:51,800
如果不靠骗自己

1207
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:54,050
怎么能一直生存下去呢

1208
00:48:54,050 --> 00:48:56,000
就一定要骗自己的呀

1209
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:59,689
不骗自己怎么能哎

1210
00:48:59,689 --> 00:49:01,459
燕子总榜12

1211
00:49:01,459 --> 00:49:02,539
放弃出爪来

1212
00:49:02,539 --> 00:49:03,379
不打这轮了

1213
00:49:03,379 --> 00:49:04,639
我的赛场不在这里

1214
00:49:04,639 --> 00:49:05,569
不打这轮

1215
00:49:05,569 --> 00:49:07,369
打这轮倒是想打这一轮

1216
00:49:07,369 --> 00:49:13,100
是因为这一轮的前三奖励还是

1217
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:17,720
就还是应该大概率80%的概率

1218
00:49:17,720 --> 00:49:21,329
还是还是那个呃呃对

1219
00:49:21,329 --> 00:49:23,570
但是就是怎么说呢

1220
00:49:23,570 --> 00:49:25,670
第一我这次机会还没用完

1221
00:49:25,670 --> 00:49:29,600
第二就是第二就是人家主办方把我黑名单了

1222
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:30,800
我不让我唱歌

1223
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:34,040
我我实在不知道怎么搞了

1224
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:34,920
你知道吧

1225
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:37,860
肥猫现在也就能骗骗自己了

1226
00:49:37,899 --> 00:49:39,519
强颜欢笑

1227
00:49:39,519 --> 00:49:43,430
没有玩的垃圾就不让说怎么着

1228
00:49:43,430 --> 00:49:44,150
早上好

1229
00:49:45,950 --> 00:49:47,330
当v不骗自己

1230
00:49:47,330 --> 00:49:48,530
怎么往下过呀

1231
00:49:48,530 --> 00:49:51,230
怎么精神状态得维持精神状态

1232
00:49:51,230 --> 00:49:58,360
是是啊对是是奈亚的工具人是怎么你你要你要你要拿下了

1233
00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:01,600
你要拿下了这个80%的概率是

1234
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:03,520
但是你要一直催那个主办方啊

1235
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:04,990
要不然他会一直欠着你

1236
00:50:04,990 --> 00:50:06,820
他就说啊后期有安排

1237
00:50:06,820 --> 00:50:07,630
后续有安排

1238
00:50:07,630 --> 00:50:10,930
然后然后然后他就拖着拖着就又忘记了

1239
00:50:10,930 --> 00:50:11,290
知道吧

1240
00:50:11,290 --> 00:50:12,900
早上好早上好

1241
00:50:14,020 --> 00:50:16,840
果然刚才是回光返照的侥幸

1242
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:18,220
你是不是没事闲的

1243
00:50:18,220 --> 00:50:19,540
你做学术压力大了

1244
00:50:19,540 --> 00:50:21,069
就来直播间骂我呀

1245
00:50:21,069 --> 00:50:23,499
我觉得你这个骂我的程度

1246
00:50:23,499 --> 00:50:24,549
你早晚高低

1247
00:50:24,549 --> 00:50:28,209
有一天你得开点那个什么紫的红的去保护一下你自己

1248
00:50:28,209 --> 00:50:29,169
要不然哪天把你关

1249
00:50:29,169 --> 00:50:31,110
你再不放绝了

1250
00:50:31,110 --> 00:50:35,610
怎么怎么你们你们你们卡不到那个分吗

1251
00:50:36,260 --> 00:50:37,340
kissing baby

1252
00:50:37,340 --> 00:50:39,970
i must feel sad for my day

1253
00:50:39,970 --> 00:50:42,100
你能上冰火

1254
00:50:42,100 --> 00:50:44,170
不是不是就是在那个奖励奖励

1255
00:50:44,170 --> 00:50:48,780
这个是应该是70%的概率是啊

1256
00:50:48,780 --> 00:50:51,060
但是我也不我也不好说

1257
00:50:51,060 --> 00:50:51,420
你知道吧

1258
00:50:51,420 --> 00:50:52,140
我也不好说

1259
00:50:52,140 --> 00:51:02,120
因为还不太确定他不太确定他在内蒙古里的卡巴伊拉

1260
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:08,340
他的脑壳你要day by day

1261
00:51:10,300 --> 00:51:12,180
你看吧你看吧

1262
00:51:12,180 --> 00:51:15,270
尽量你们反正都已经打了

1263
00:51:15,270 --> 00:51:17,490
尽量要打就打个前三吧

1264
00:51:17,490 --> 00:51:19,470
尽量要拿就拿个前三吧

1265
00:51:19,470 --> 00:51:21,900
估计不必踩的

1266
00:51:21,900 --> 00:51:23,480
要么那多人

1267
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:25,160
这个大概率会是那个

1268
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:30,610
但是也不一定可能人家人家后续就有一些其他的活动安排

1269
00:51:30,610 --> 00:51:31,390
也不一定啊

1270
00:51:31,390 --> 00:51:33,580
但是我们这一届就春天

1271
00:51:33,580 --> 00:51:35,230
夏天和秋天

1272
00:51:35,230 --> 00:51:40,530
好像为了每一都是开始威胁骗你开打

1273
00:51:40,530 --> 00:51:41,910
我们已经开打不了了

1274
00:51:41,910 --> 00:51:43,350
我们已经开打不了了

1275
00:51:43,350 --> 00:51:46,960
这只能只能只能让隔壁加油了

1276
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:49,660
现在星耀跟这个超凡都有隔壁

1277
00:51:49,660 --> 00:51:53,279
他们打比赛认识多挣多挣多

1278
00:51:53,279 --> 00:51:57,479
最多朋友主播的人际关系一次都是靠打比赛来拓展

1279
00:51:57,479 --> 00:51:58,970
原来有这种事

1280
00:51:58,970 --> 00:51:59,870
你还有什么

1281
00:51:59,870 --> 00:52:01,300
就是主播主播

1282
00:52:01,300 --> 00:52:02,740
意思是打比赛专业户

1283
00:52:02,740 --> 00:52:03,910
你认识大头吗

1284
00:52:03,910 --> 00:52:07,660
主播认识的这个主播里面只有大头比主播更懂打比赛

1285
00:52:07,660 --> 00:52:09,960
你要有什么就想问关于比赛的时候

1286
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:11,520
我看看能不能解答一下你

1287
00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:12,900
你可以觉得不好说吧

1288
00:52:12,900 --> 00:52:14,060
可以私信我

1289
00:52:14,700 --> 00:52:16,440
谢谢亨泰的烟花爆啊

1290
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:18,240
里嘎多对啊

1291
00:52:18,240 --> 00:52:25,099
主播主播打比赛认识的就是就是我超怎么保护费是吧

1292
00:52:25,099 --> 00:52:28,570
打个红的上来给整个打上花火吧

1293
00:52:28,570 --> 00:52:30,790
谢谢晚上璀璨烟火

1294
00:52:30,790 --> 00:52:31,840
感谢支持

1295
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:32,680
红豆加里卡

1296
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:34,780
多谢谢保护费是吧

1297
00:52:34,780 --> 00:52:36,100
哈哈哈哈

1298
00:52:36,100 --> 00:52:37,360
今天骂的太狠了

1299
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:39,850
整点整点那什么假装放水

1300
00:52:39,850 --> 00:52:40,630
交个朋友

1301
00:52:40,630 --> 00:52:41,470
实际费拉不堪

1302
00:52:41,470 --> 00:52:42,310
根本打不过

1303
00:52:42,310 --> 00:52:42,850
没有啊

1304
00:52:42,850 --> 00:52:44,590
这个是一个态度问题

1305
00:52:44,590 --> 00:52:45,550
有能打过的

1306
00:52:45,550 --> 00:52:46,930
咱们人家说一定要打

1307
00:52:46,930 --> 00:52:48,100
那就不打了

1308
00:52:48,100 --> 00:52:49,930
你看我打比赛都认识谁啊

1309
00:52:49,930 --> 00:52:51,260
打比赛认识的

1310
00:52:51,260 --> 00:52:52,640
按时间顺序来说

1311
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:54,380
摩拉克斯钟离啊

1312
00:52:54,380 --> 00:52:56,500
认识先认识机长打pk认识

1313
00:52:56,500 --> 00:52:59,080
然后舰长帮我打boos的时候认识了

1314
00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:00,880
然然哈哈哈哈哈

1315
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:04,060
然后后面又认识了又认识了对吧

1316
00:53:04,060 --> 00:53:05,170
认识了大头

1317
00:53:05,170 --> 00:53:08,920
认识了认识了那个工具人

1318
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:11,300
还有谁来着呃

1319
00:53:11,359 --> 00:53:13,340
小妹哦

1320
00:53:15,139 --> 00:53:18,039
反正好多人都是打比赛认识的

1321
00:53:22,799 --> 00:53:24,599
之前人家要打第一

1322
00:53:24,599 --> 00:53:25,919
然后来我直播间蹲着

1323
00:53:25,919 --> 00:53:27,359
我说人家应该要打第一吧

1324
00:53:27,359 --> 00:53:29,489
然后然后后面就没打了

1325
00:53:29,489 --> 00:53:30,959
然后他又打了个地毯

1326
00:53:30,959 --> 00:53:31,760
谢谢我

1327
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:32,420
谢谢我

1328
00:53:32,420 --> 00:53:32,960
谢谢我

1329
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:35,000
让其实我不让我也打不过人家

1330
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:35,420
你知道吗

1331
00:53:35,420 --> 00:53:36,800
我不让我也打不过人家

1332
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:40,770
但是就是3万分的第一跟28000分的

1333
00:53:40,770 --> 00:53:42,090
第二还有30万分的

1334
00:53:42,090 --> 00:53:44,730
第一跟28万分的第二讲的都是一模一样

1335
00:53:44,730 --> 00:53:46,109
就是叔叔掐米

1336
00:53:46,109 --> 00:53:48,809
叔叔一想到叔叔赚钱比我亏钱还难受

1337
00:53:48,809 --> 00:53:50,309
比我拿不到名次还难受

1338
00:53:50,309 --> 00:53:51,990
不想让人赚钱

1339
00:53:51,990 --> 00:53:53,370
赚多了没意思

1340
00:53:53,370 --> 00:53:54,030
你知道吧

1341
00:53:54,030 --> 00:53:55,230
让他让他赚钱

1342
00:53:55,230 --> 00:53:56,070
赚太多了

1343
00:53:56,070 --> 00:53:56,670
真没意思

1344
00:53:56,670 --> 00:53:58,620
大家不如商量好的保护费

1345
00:53:58,620 --> 00:53:59,720
哈哈哈

1346
00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:03,440
你的保护费打不过人家还玩个露露

1347
00:54:03,660 --> 00:54:04,680
玩个露露

1348
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:09,570
你你你的保护费打不过人家还玩个露露

1349
00:54:09,570 --> 00:54:12,430
哈哈哈一

1350
00:54:12,430 --> 00:54:14,320
and i'll be out the boy

1351
00:54:24,339 --> 00:54:25,509
我不知道呀

1352
00:54:25,509 --> 00:54:27,279
原来我们不是最近才认识的吗

1353
00:54:27,279 --> 00:54:29,019
我还以为我们是最近才认识的

1354
00:54:29,019 --> 00:54:31,539
还夸你是我爱你

1355
00:54:31,539 --> 00:54:33,210
罗布是眉笔

1356
00:54:34,010 --> 00:54:36,010
而且那个海洋是别人换的

1357
00:54:36,010 --> 00:54:36,910
别算我头上

1358
00:54:36,910 --> 00:54:40,570
我知道我知道我知道我知道这不是别人换的

1359
00:54:40,570 --> 00:54:42,010
那是我换的好吧

1360
00:54:42,010 --> 00:54:43,260
那是我换的

1361
00:54:44,740 --> 00:54:45,720
那不一样

1362
00:54:45,720 --> 00:54:46,080
你知道吗

1363
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:49,980
下把你去对面的哈哈别搞

1364
00:54:49,980 --> 00:54:51,940
别搞我开玩笑的

1365
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:53,890
我开玩笑的

1366
00:54:53,890 --> 00:54:55,510
谢谢对方主播的绝杀

1367
00:54:55,510 --> 00:54:58,810
时刻领先我方2000万豆子触发绝杀

1368
00:54:58,810 --> 00:54:59,470
感谢支持

1369
00:54:59,470 --> 00:54:59,950
红豆姐

1370
00:54:59,950 --> 00:55:00,490
你感谢我

1371
00:55:00,490 --> 00:55:01,750
谢谢晚酱的存在

1372
00:55:01,750 --> 00:55:04,260
烟火一起去啊

1373
00:55:04,260 --> 00:55:06,900
别别别别走别走别走别走别走

1374
00:55:06,900 --> 00:55:07,620
我错了

1375
00:55:07,620 --> 00:55:08,040
我错了

1376
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:10,240
哈哈哈哈

1377
00:55:10,279 --> 00:55:11,809
老有这种情况

1378
00:55:11,809 --> 00:55:12,799
老有这种情况

1379
00:55:12,799 --> 00:55:14,599
就是你这边你这边分吧

1380
00:55:14,599 --> 00:55:16,420
然后就是假如你有100分

1381
00:55:16,420 --> 00:55:17,500
对面就有200分

1382
00:55:17,500 --> 00:55:18,520
假如你一分都没有

1383
00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:19,420
对面也就一分

1384
00:55:19,420 --> 00:55:21,640
就这种遇强则强的感觉

1385
00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:23,380
有点像那个机制啊

1386
00:55:23,380 --> 00:55:24,970
有点像那个匹配机制

1387
00:55:24,970 --> 00:55:25,600
不确定

1388
00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:27,920
你这也太拉了

1389
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:30,500
那主播还能一天到晚的骗是吧

1390
00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:35,950
一天到晚的骗贼多的米不符合你对于主播这边的印象是吧

1391
00:55:35,950 --> 00:55:37,720
你打比赛就是这样的是啊

1392
00:55:37,720 --> 00:55:38,680
好多人都是这样

1393
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:40,880
就感觉匹配机制有问题

1394
00:55:42,620 --> 00:55:44,420
穷哥们一天赢一把

1395
00:55:44,420 --> 00:55:45,410
101天

1396
00:55:45,410 --> 00:55:50,730
那是那是就一天一次上天就更主播哈哈毁了一生啊

1397
00:55:50,730 --> 00:55:53,850
就是对于主播来说就是非常宝贵的一个胜利

1398
00:55:53,850 --> 00:55:55,090
谢谢哈哈

1399
00:55:55,090 --> 00:55:56,140
阿里卡头

1400
00:55:56,140 --> 00:55:57,780
感谢支持

1401
00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:00,700
还好今天坐在这边反感

1402
00:56:00,700 --> 00:56:01,990
感觉没有那么胃疼

1403
00:56:01,990 --> 00:56:04,000
只不过还是有点治病的效果

1404
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:08,119
就本来我躺在床上的时候已经觉得不太行了

1405
00:56:09,199 --> 00:56:12,060
大家在那个胃不太好的时候

1406
00:56:12,060 --> 00:56:13,560
如果躺着不太舒服的话

1407
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:15,060
就坐着蜷起来

1408
00:56:15,060 --> 00:56:16,140
就把自己蜷起来

1409
00:56:16,140 --> 00:56:18,380
可能会比躺着更好一些

1410
00:56:18,380 --> 00:56:18,920
打5万

1411
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:19,760
对面打8万

1412
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:20,240
打20万

1413
00:56:20,240 --> 00:56:21,080
对面打28万

1414
00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:22,580
这应该是匹配机制的问题吧

1415
00:56:22,580 --> 00:56:25,130
你下次试试这个这个这个匹配

1416
00:56:25,130 --> 00:56:26,690
然后再充电池试试看

1417
00:56:26,690 --> 00:56:27,560
哈哈哈

1418
00:56:29,990 --> 00:56:30,470
你知道吗

1419
00:56:30,470 --> 00:56:32,740
有种无穷无尽的感觉

1420
00:56:32,740 --> 00:56:36,040
那是狂浪治病的效果

1421
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:36,880
治病啊

1422
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:43,030
治治疗不是导致欢迎葫芦不是匹配bs这种bs这种的话

1423
00:56:43,030 --> 00:56:44,470
你们那个赛道人太多了

1424
00:56:44,470 --> 00:56:45,710
没法商量吧

1425
00:56:45,710 --> 00:56:46,730
你快点开

1426
00:56:46,730 --> 00:56:48,290
你要去对面看人

1427
00:56:48,290 --> 00:56:49,250
什么意思啊

1428
00:56:49,250 --> 00:56:51,020
我今天不打了

1429
00:56:51,020 --> 00:56:52,370
今天不来了

1430
00:56:52,370 --> 00:56:56,539
害怕我今天不打了

1431
00:56:56,539 --> 00:56:59,119
假的周五鬼叫叫胃疼了

1432
00:56:59,119 --> 00:57:00,859
是自己听有点难受了

1433
00:57:00,859 --> 00:57:02,779
你怎么不跟我对歌了呀

1434
00:57:02,779 --> 00:57:04,870
我在后面唱歌都没有人

1435
00:57:04,870 --> 00:57:05,710
没有人听了

1436
00:57:05,710 --> 00:57:06,810
你知道吧

1437
00:57:06,810 --> 00:57:07,920
也不输

1438
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:09,030
可着脚步

1439
00:57:09,030 --> 00:57:11,020
要爱你就来

1440
00:57:11,020 --> 00:57:12,160
三楼是

1441
00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:14,680
奥利安飞三狼是奥林

1442
00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:15,880
别追三狼

1443
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:19,040
三狼撒啦撒啦

1444
00:57:19,060 --> 00:57:21,400
三楼是奥利安飞

1445
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:22,960
三楼是奥林

1446
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:30,870
这个主播现在直播间已经没有人能欣赏主播的歌喉

1447
00:57:30,870 --> 00:57:33,180
感觉一唱歌就掉同接了

1448
00:57:33,180 --> 00:57:35,230
感觉还挺挺郁郁的

1449
00:57:35,230 --> 00:57:37,330
明天明天不做切片了

1450
00:57:37,330 --> 00:57:40,220
明天的主播宣布即将投稿声

1451
00:57:40,220 --> 00:57:42,620
唱那个什么声声唱轮椅之王

1452
00:57:42,620 --> 00:57:43,940
引点动物园人士

1453
00:57:43,940 --> 00:57:49,680
我将在下半年继续扮演这个v圈的这个抽象先锋啊啊这什么两开花

1454
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:51,290
哈哈哈哈

1455
00:57:51,290 --> 00:57:53,450
就像匹配到同行了

1456
00:57:53,450 --> 00:57:54,470
同行呀

1457
00:57:54,470 --> 00:57:55,670
同行呀

1458
00:57:55,670 --> 00:58:01,470
虚拟主播分区歌挺好听的

1459
00:58:01,470 --> 00:58:03,850
我激活的更

1460
00:58:03,850 --> 00:58:06,130
你今天也没做切片啊

1461
00:58:06,130 --> 00:58:07,630
对面都没舰长在线

1462
00:58:07,630 --> 00:58:08,530
总能赢了吧

1463
00:58:08,530 --> 00:58:10,240
主播直播间呃

1464
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:12,280
这怎么这么大声啊

1465
00:58:13,540 --> 00:58:15,040
他怎么这么大声呀

1466
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:17,030
哎呦偷偷的偷

1467
00:58:17,030 --> 00:58:18,960
明明是光着

1468
00:58:19,025 --> 00:58:20,640
对不起对不起

1469
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:21,690
吵到大家

1470
00:58:21,690 --> 00:58:25,170
现在晚上小花园里有什么叫明天不做切片

1471
00:58:25,170 --> 00:58:26,160
不做切片的意思

1472
00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:27,790
都不知道切哪了

1473
00:58:27,790 --> 00:58:30,000
就不知道切哪的意思

1474
00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:32,000
反倒更轻松

1475
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:35,210
有时还1度只有体积

1476
00:58:35,210 --> 00:58:36,600
也才懂

1477
00:58:37,939 --> 00:58:40,660
有没有左手指月

1478
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:46,390
一放手就消散掉

1479
00:58:46,390 --> 00:58:50,110
我相信我一生的双生那么长

1480
00:58:50,110 --> 00:58:53,400
爱你都不重要

1481
00:58:56,200 --> 00:59:01,639
你有没有听过那个你有没有听过一首歌叫勾手指月啊

1482
00:59:01,639 --> 00:59:04,060
那没听过一首歌叫勾手指月

1483
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:05,520
要不先听听那个

1484
00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:07,200
然后再听我的左手指月吧

1485
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:08,220
我思考了一下

1486
00:59:08,220 --> 00:59:10,920
可能比那个勾手指月要稍微好

1487
00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:15,840
那么好像那么几分

1488
00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:18,360
好像那么几分啊

1489
00:59:18,879 --> 00:59:20,319
但我上不去啊

1490
00:59:20,319 --> 00:59:21,099
我上不去

1491
00:59:21,099 --> 00:59:21,819
我只能降调

1492
00:59:21,819 --> 00:59:24,999
你知道190优势在你优势在不在

1493
00:59:24,999 --> 00:59:26,679
你还不如看看你哎呦

1494
00:59:26,679 --> 00:59:27,620
我的天呐

1495
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:32,140
真听了

1496
00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:34,510
别硬推上去

1497
00:59:34,510 --> 00:59:35,260
没事的

1498
00:59:35,260 --> 00:59:36,400
我会我无所谓

1499
00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:37,600
我会降价

1500
00:59:39,259 --> 00:59:41,839
勾手指月是无法超越的经典

1501
00:59:41,839 --> 00:59:44,680
就如果你不能做的特别好的时候

1502
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:49,140
那么就是坏出自己的风格也是一种非常困难的事情

1503
00:59:52,779 --> 00:59:53,709
小脑瘫

1504
00:59:53,709 --> 00:59:56,649
我超谢谢娜娜的工具人的天启命令

1505
00:59:56,649 --> 00:59:57,880
感谢支持

1506
00:59:57,880 --> 01:00:00,160
卧槽你的预感还挺挺对的

1507
01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:01,180
对面要收拾吧

1508
01:00:01,180 --> 01:00:03,550
谢谢娜娜工具人的天启命令

1509
01:00:03,550 --> 01:00:04,420
感谢支持

1510
01:00:04,420 --> 01:00:05,600
谢谢谢谢

1511
01:00:09,220 --> 01:00:11,860
完了本来是想预演一下的

1512
01:00:11,860 --> 01:00:13,120
你你送礼物的话

1513
01:00:15,359 --> 01:00:16,079
你收礼物的话

1514
01:00:16,079 --> 01:00:17,759
我觉得这首歌不值得

1515
01:00:17,759 --> 01:00:19,199
你打钱了不行

1516
01:00:19,199 --> 01:00:19,979
我不会唱

1517
01:00:23,779 --> 01:00:24,469
知道吗

1518
01:00:30,140 --> 01:00:31,220
哈喽哈喽

1519
01:00:31,220 --> 01:00:32,900
小黑猫早上好

1520
01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:36,820
右手握着天

1521
01:00:38,220 --> 01:00:43,440
想纹裂出了十方的闪电

1522
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:55,640
把时光匆匆兑换成了年3000世如所不见

1523
01:00:57,960 --> 01:01:00,300
左手拈着花

1524
01:01:00,300 --> 01:01:03,080
右手舞着剑

1525
01:01:04,420 --> 01:01:06,840
眉间落下了

1526
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:07,620
不行不行

1527
01:01:07,620 --> 01:01:08,520
我不能再唱了

1528
01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:10,340
大半夜的疯了吗

1529
01:01:11,259 --> 01:01:12,140
那

1530
01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:15,340
啊不行不行

1531
01:01:15,340 --> 01:01:15,940
上不去了

1532
01:01:15,940 --> 01:01:16,660
大家上不去

1533
01:01:16,660 --> 01:01:17,200
就这样吧

1534
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:18,460
就这样吧就这样吧

1535
01:01:18,460 --> 01:01:19,060
就这样吧

1536
01:01:19,060 --> 01:01:19,600
就这样吧

1537
01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:21,040
高音上不去了

1538
01:01:21,819 --> 01:01:22,659
上不去了

1539
01:01:22,659 --> 01:01:23,379
对不起

1540
01:01:23,379 --> 01:01:25,640
看完进来就翻点啊

1541
01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:31,090
左手拈着花

1542
01:01:31,090 --> 01:01:34,040
右手舞着剑

1543
01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:40,520
眉间落下了1万年的雪

1544
01:01:40,919 --> 01:01:42,419
一滴泪

1545
01:01:43,559 --> 01:01:44,879
哈哈哈哈哎呀

1546
01:01:44,879 --> 01:01:49,150
再往上就是就是杀就是杀了我的一个程度了

1547
01:01:49,150 --> 01:01:49,570
你知道吗

1548
01:01:51,790 --> 01:01:52,630
你听过吗

1549
01:01:54,490 --> 01:01:58,500
那个啊就那个声音

1550
01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:00,590
我感觉隔壁都能听到

1551
01:02:00,590 --> 01:02:01,760
既然他布置结构

1552
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:03,140
房子真的隔音不行了

1553
01:02:03,140 --> 01:02:04,460
大半夜我在这啊啊啊

1554
01:02:04,460 --> 01:02:06,200
我室友没被敲墙杀了

1555
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:07,340
我就不错了

1556
01:02:09,379 --> 01:02:11,239
行了行了可以了可以了

1557
01:02:11,239 --> 01:02:12,859
这个啊啊一下就可以了

1558
01:02:12,859 --> 01:02:15,379
大家大家知道知道我不会唱就行了

1559
01:02:15,379 --> 01:02:16,489
哈哈哈哈

1560
01:02:16,489 --> 01:02:18,450
他唱我不会唱就行了

1561
01:02:18,450 --> 01:02:19,410
这是什么意思

1562
01:02:19,410 --> 01:02:20,310
跟对对对

1563
01:02:20,310 --> 01:02:21,390
勾神跟主播比

1564
01:02:21,390 --> 01:02:22,590
勾神太掉价

1565
01:02:22,590 --> 01:02:24,090
不是勾神太掉价了

1566
01:02:24,090 --> 01:02:26,140
我去法治新闻

1567
01:02:26,819 --> 01:02:30,059
不是最近有一个不知道是真是假的新闻吗

1568
01:02:30,059 --> 01:02:31,799
说那个在这个疫情期间

1569
01:02:31,799 --> 01:02:34,150
楼上楼上孩子上网课

1570
01:02:34,150 --> 01:02:36,100
然后楼下觉得他们太吵

1571
01:02:36,100 --> 01:02:38,300
希望他们买个地毯之后

1572
01:02:38,300 --> 01:02:40,199
楼上的变本加厉

1573
01:02:40,199 --> 01:02:41,279
他不但不买地毯

1574
01:02:41,279 --> 01:02:43,379
他还买一桶弹珠倒到那个地板上

1575
01:02:43,379 --> 01:02:44,519
那个弹珠到处滚

1576
01:02:44,519 --> 01:02:46,019
楼下神经衰弱

1577
01:02:46,019 --> 01:02:46,859
实在受不了了

1578
01:02:46,859 --> 01:02:48,550
上楼就开刀啊

1579
01:02:48,550 --> 01:02:52,630
送那个楼上大人小孩全都去蕊蕊了

1580
01:02:52,630 --> 01:02:56,870
下下辈子戴安静去这个这个只能说主播很害怕

1581
01:02:56,870 --> 01:02:59,260
尤其加拿大这房子像纸糊的一样

1582
01:02:59,260 --> 01:03:00,880
玻璃不是玻璃门

1583
01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:01,720
不是门的

1584
01:03:01,720 --> 01:03:04,900
这个这个主播在这边左手指月容易

1585
01:03:04,900 --> 01:03:07,300
明天就送到月球上去指月了

1586
01:03:07,300 --> 01:03:08,770
挺害怕的

1587
01:03:08,770 --> 01:03:10,000
有点有点怕啊

1588
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:14,589
大家不过每天待在房子里面的话

1589
01:03:14,589 --> 01:03:19,859
确实是会出现一些精神过分紧绷的症状呀

1590
01:03:21,269 --> 01:03:22,979
我们这个省份没有啊

1591
01:03:22,979 --> 01:03:25,140
但是其他的省份有

1592
01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:29,630
我在去那个班夫那个国家公园旅游的时候

1593
01:03:29,630 --> 01:03:32,420
当地导游司机给我们讲过一个故事

1594
01:03:32,420 --> 01:03:35,270
就是在我们要去的那个山

1595
01:03:36,290 --> 01:03:37,670
山脚停车场上

1596
01:03:37,670 --> 01:03:47,850
曾经有一个华裔的老师带着他家的孩子在那个停车场那边停着之后

1597
01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:56,130
这个老师带着他孩子路过那条路

1598
01:03:56,130 --> 01:03:58,319
那个孩子就好奇去看了一眼

1599
01:04:01,470 --> 01:04:03,150
就是嗷的一声冲下来

1600
01:04:05,370 --> 01:04:07,800
然后又给了那个老师两巴掌

1601
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:09,420
这两个人就逃到停车场

1602
01:04:09,420 --> 01:04:13,010
拿出这个车里面的这个防狼喷雾

1603
01:04:15,110 --> 01:04:16,620
然后再把他喷走了

1604
01:04:16,660 --> 01:04:18,100
差一点就嘎掉了

1605
01:04:18,100 --> 01:04:18,760
你知道吗

1606
01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:21,260
特别的危险特别危险啊

1607
01:04:21,859 --> 01:04:24,859
所以大家这个防狼喷雾有时候防的不是人

1608
01:04:24,859 --> 01:04:25,699
你知道吧

1609
01:04:25,699 --> 01:04:26,779
是你神态

1610
01:04:26,779 --> 01:04:28,429
什么神太郎不知道啊

1611
01:04:28,429 --> 01:04:30,950
是你神太郎是吧

1612
01:04:33,419 --> 01:04:35,339
这个问题主播不能回答你

1613
01:04:35,339 --> 01:04:38,220
这个直播间不能讨论一些这个政治

1614
01:04:38,220 --> 01:04:40,020
宗教和色情相关的东西

1615
01:04:40,020 --> 01:04:43,390
虽然这个前者第一个也没有人敢讨论的

1616
01:04:43,390 --> 01:04:44,950
然后这个第三个吧

1617
01:04:44,950 --> 01:04:46,090
大家一直都在讨论

1618
01:04:46,090 --> 01:04:46,750
我也管不住

1619
01:04:46,750 --> 01:04:49,360
大家就当第二个主播还是能拐一下

1620
01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:50,260
就不能讨论

1621
01:04:50,260 --> 01:04:51,040
不能不能讲

1622
01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:51,580
不能讲

1623
01:04:51,580 --> 01:04:52,960
这尊重所有人的信仰

1624
01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:54,300
哈哈哈哈哈

1625
01:04:54,300 --> 01:04:55,320
绑你干嘛

1626
01:04:55,320 --> 01:04:57,480
你小时候的老华人诶

1627
01:04:57,480 --> 01:04:59,640
你也在外国吗

1628
01:04:59,640 --> 01:05:01,260
你小时候老有老华人气

1629
01:05:03,060 --> 01:05:04,200
给你整新阴影了

1630
01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:06,270
一般的一般的省没有啊

1631
01:05:06,270 --> 01:05:08,490
除非你的地方特别多的山

1632
01:05:10,050 --> 01:05:12,060
现在城市化程度也不是很低了

1633
01:05:12,060 --> 01:05:13,230
最多有狼吧

1634
01:05:13,230 --> 01:05:16,330
我觉得最多最多最多就是狼和鹿

1635
01:05:16,330 --> 01:05:19,150
而且狼这个东西他一般不往人家后院穿

1636
01:05:19,150 --> 01:05:20,050
不上路路

1637
01:05:20,050 --> 01:05:24,070
有的时候他自己就往人家后院穿

1638
01:05:24,260 --> 01:05:25,820
这是不可以讨论的

1639
01:05:25,820 --> 01:05:28,580
你中间都要加一个一个符号

1640
01:05:28,580 --> 01:05:29,420
把它分开了

1641
01:05:29,420 --> 01:05:30,260
你还在这扯

1642
01:05:30,260 --> 01:05:31,160
可以讨论是吧

1643
01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:35,720
爬你这边就是说不听话的小孩会被狼叼走

1644
01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:37,520
以前有个课文吧

1645
01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:39,080
就是两个狼跟着一

1646
01:05:39,080 --> 01:05:40,040
个屠户

1647
01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:41,360
一个狼在前面躲

1648
01:05:41,360 --> 01:05:46,720
另一个狼在后面吃那个屠户扔下的那个骨头是吧

1649
01:05:46,720 --> 01:05:47,740
是不是有这样一个

1650
01:05:47,740 --> 01:05:51,250
其实那个还挺给人一种心理阴影的感觉的

1651
01:05:51,250 --> 01:05:56,000
为啥你的弹幕可以多用20个字不敢逃跑

1652
01:05:56,100 --> 01:05:56,760
对啊

1653
01:05:56,760 --> 01:05:59,190
为啥你的弹幕可以多余20个字啊

1654
01:05:59,190 --> 01:06:00,740
这是什么

1655
01:06:02,659 --> 01:06:06,919
就是在其他直播间也可以发好多好多的证

1656
01:06:07,190 --> 01:06:10,010
直播用户30级还是多少级

1657
01:06:11,090 --> 01:06:11,480
诶

1658
01:06:11,480 --> 01:06:12,780
这样子吗

1659
01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:14,340
可以30个字

1660
01:06:14,340 --> 01:06:17,150
直播用户等级原来不是牌子

1661
01:06:18,740 --> 01:06:21,350
现在都看不到那个直播用户等级了

1662
01:06:21,350 --> 01:06:22,190
大家欢迎分享

1663
01:06:22,190 --> 01:06:24,470
小城一般是看不到这个直播用户等

1664
01:06:24,470 --> 01:06:25,340
级的

1665
01:06:25,340 --> 01:06:31,560
只有在抽天选的时候能看到以前弹幕姬是能看到你们的用户等级的

1666
01:06:31,560 --> 01:06:39,100
所以说其实以前以前就是在202020年左右的时候

1667
01:06:39,760 --> 01:06:40,570
你进来

1668
01:06:40,570 --> 01:06:41,710
然后不用说话

1669
01:06:41,710 --> 01:06:44,200
主播就知道你能不能打你

1670
01:06:45,340 --> 01:06:50,170
但是这个也有很多的那个呃判断失误的情况

1671
01:06:50,170 --> 01:06:51,460
比如我有一个朋友

1672
01:06:51,460 --> 01:06:56,000
他直播用户等级是ul 56级

1673
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:56,960
给我整傻了

1674
01:06:56,960 --> 01:06:57,440
你知道吧

1675
01:06:57,440 --> 01:06:59,420
我第一次我问他

1676
01:06:59,420 --> 01:07:00,860
我说你这怎么56级啊

1677
01:07:00,860 --> 01:07:03,200
你不是你打了多少钱

1678
01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:04,460
你不会打了一栋房吧

1679
01:07:05,120 --> 01:07:06,320
我就打了几千啊

1680
01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:08,570
就打了打了打了几千哦

1681
01:07:08,570 --> 01:07:09,110
没有打的

1682
01:07:09,110 --> 01:07:09,770
打了1万多

1683
01:07:09,770 --> 01:07:10,670
我说你1万多

1684
01:07:10,670 --> 01:07:10,850
你怎

1685
01:07:10,850 --> 01:07:11,840
么五六级的

1686
01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:15,350
他说是当年那个b站直播区特别早的时候

1687
01:07:15,350 --> 01:07:16,920
他拿辣条啊

1688
01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:17,580
签到啊

1689
01:07:17,580 --> 01:07:18,600
挂着刷的

1690
01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:23,150
所以这个因为我等级这个东西就就后面好像就没有什么人去看人

1691
01:07:23,150 --> 01:07:24,770
你知道吧

1692
01:07:28,010 --> 01:07:29,990
成就20级就行了嘛

1693
01:07:29,990 --> 01:07:31,010
你快40了

1694
01:07:31,010 --> 01:07:32,940
40级正高啊

1695
01:07:33,339 --> 01:07:34,779
一狼得骨止

1696
01:07:34,779 --> 01:07:36,399
一狼仍从复投之后

1697
01:07:36,399 --> 01:07:38,379
张之前狼又至古以尽矣

1698
01:07:38,379 --> 01:07:40,359
对啊是不是后面躲在草堆里面出来

1699
01:07:40,359 --> 01:07:41,500
我忘记了

1700
01:07:42,020 --> 01:07:43,460
你ul蛮高的

1701
01:07:43,460 --> 01:07:45,300
主播那里有功德吗

1702
01:07:45,300 --> 01:07:46,230
应该有吧

1703
01:07:46,230 --> 01:07:50,619
就是那个功德无量那个什么什么什么功德无量

1704
01:07:50,619 --> 01:07:53,799
那个什么在在在一切的这个功德啊

1705
01:07:53,799 --> 01:07:54,819
电子化之前

1706
01:07:54,819 --> 01:07:55,119
我们

1707
01:07:55,119 --> 01:07:59,930
一般都是采用一个呃采用一个什么样的办法呢

1708
01:07:59,930 --> 01:08:03,710
就是你买一条还活着的咸水鱼啊

1709
01:08:03,710 --> 01:08:05,720
把他带到这个水坑边上

1710
01:08:05,720 --> 01:08:08,700
然后让这个潜水鱼做圆周运动

1711
01:08:08,700 --> 01:08:11,100
当这个潜水鱼入水的一瞬间的

1712
01:08:11,100 --> 01:08:15,800
你实现了把鱼放到水里面的一个放生啊

1713
01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:16,460
功德加一

1714
01:08:16,460 --> 01:08:17,960
当它出水的一瞬间呢

1715
01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:20,180
你又把咸水鱼从淡水里救了出来

1716
01:08:20,180 --> 01:08:21,380
这就是功德加一

1717
01:08:21,380 --> 01:08:24,220
所以圈可以加这个两份的工作

1718
01:08:24,220 --> 01:08:28,270
虽然还不如现代化的这种电子器械要要好

1719
01:08:28,270 --> 01:08:30,860
但是一般来说还是比较快的

1720
01:08:30,860 --> 01:08:33,500
比那个买鱼放生什么的要快多了

1721
01:08:33,500 --> 01:08:35,540
是一个很容易推荐的办法

1722
01:08:35,540 --> 01:08:39,320
推荐大家推荐大家什么文

1723
01:08:39,320 --> 01:08:40,460
人文小课堂

1724
01:08:40,460 --> 01:08:41,180
电子墨鱼

1725
01:08:41,180 --> 01:08:41,960
你的枪法

1726
01:08:41,960 --> 01:08:46,760
那个电子木鱼这个东西会不会就是射那个什么

1727
01:08:46,760 --> 01:08:48,100
然后被封呀

1728
01:08:48,250 --> 01:08:49,300
对呀

1729
01:08:49,300 --> 01:08:50,380
双倍的放生了

1730
01:08:50,380 --> 01:08:53,200
双倍的那个积积攒积攒能力啊

1731
01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:54,520
这个是什么无量啊

1732
01:08:54,520 --> 01:08:55,360
好吧

1733
01:08:55,779 --> 01:08:57,819
主要很多关键词我不敢说

1734
01:08:57,819 --> 01:08:59,559
我怕我怕那个那个什么

1735
01:08:59,559 --> 01:09:00,939
我怕到时候给我办掉了

1736
01:09:00,939 --> 01:09:02,469
应该没问题吧

1737
01:09:02,469 --> 01:09:04,139
应该没问题吧

1738
01:09:04,139 --> 01:09:06,599
这样说水那个什么那那个不行啊

1739
01:09:06,599 --> 01:09:07,259
那个不行啊

1740
01:09:07,259 --> 01:09:08,099
那个不行的

1741
01:09:08,099 --> 01:09:10,500
那个那个那个是折磨人的

1742
01:09:10,500 --> 01:09:12,660
你一天到晚到底怕什么东西

1743
01:09:12,660 --> 01:09:13,440
超级敏感

1744
01:09:13,440 --> 01:09:14,430
是这样的呀

1745
01:09:14,430 --> 01:09:15,360
超级敏感

1746
01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:18,260
大家哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

1747
01:09:18,260 --> 01:09:20,649
主播用瑞平

1748
01:09:20,649 --> 01:09:21,879
然后又蹭狗

1749
01:09:21,879 --> 01:09:23,969
还能活到现在一点

1750
01:09:23,969 --> 01:09:24,989
曝光度都没有

1751
01:09:24,989 --> 01:09:27,610
有些时候没有消息就是最好的消息

1752
01:09:27,610 --> 01:09:28,870
用瑞平又蹭狗

1753
01:09:28,870 --> 01:09:31,210
都都是咱们自己家关起门来的事

1754
01:09:31,210 --> 01:09:32,590
阉人之间的事情啊

1755
01:09:39,110 --> 01:09:40,010
因为出名

1756
01:09:40,010 --> 01:09:41,780
然后被人家骂死

1757
01:09:41,780 --> 01:09:43,520
就是一个钻机的事情

1758
01:09:43,520 --> 01:09:45,920
然后钻机上了人家三dm的文章

1759
01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:48,970
人家还说还有还夸我理智冷静的

1760
01:09:48,970 --> 01:09:51,310
这肯定是有点功底在身上的

1761
01:09:51,310 --> 01:09:52,270
胆小怕事

1762
01:09:52,270 --> 01:09:53,050
胆小好色

1763
01:09:53,050 --> 01:09:55,580
一直都是主播的一个懂吧

1764
01:09:56,660 --> 01:09:57,260
就肥猫

1765
01:09:57,260 --> 01:09:58,340
你看了一下u a l

1766
01:09:58,340 --> 01:10:01,010
你刚好20级是不是钱全打给我了

1767
01:10:01,010 --> 01:10:02,870
你是不是钱全打给我了

1768
01:10:02,870 --> 01:10:04,250
你领到奖励了

1769
01:10:04,250 --> 01:10:04,490
你也

1770
01:10:04,490 --> 01:10:06,240
能发30个字了

1771
01:10:07,200 --> 01:10:09,060
你要站在我面前耀武扬威

1772
01:10:09,060 --> 01:10:10,620
主播就把你关进去看

1773
01:10:12,330 --> 01:10:13,980
昨天那个还能唱歌吗

1774
01:10:13,980 --> 01:10:15,450
那个好吓人啊

1775
01:10:15,450 --> 01:10:16,650
那个好吓人啊

1776
01:10:16,650 --> 01:10:18,790
你你你20级啊

1777
01:10:18,790 --> 01:10:20,260
我看看我多少集啊

1778
01:10:20,260 --> 01:10:20,800
大家等一下

1779
01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:21,940
我看下我多少级

1780
01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:25,140
这玩意儿怎么看

1781
01:10:25,160 --> 01:10:26,720
我都21级了

1782
01:10:26,720 --> 01:10:27,740
你才20级

1783
01:10:27,740 --> 01:10:28,820
我都21级了

1784
01:10:28,820 --> 01:10:32,309
你知不知道我21马上22级了

1785
01:10:32,309 --> 01:10:35,189
我都马上22级了

1786
01:10:35,189 --> 01:10:36,539
还有两只沈梦溪

1787
01:10:36,539 --> 01:10:38,440
你是懂防gank

1788
01:10:38,440 --> 01:10:39,940
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

1789
01:10:39,940 --> 01:10:42,190
主播一直都求生欲很强啊

1790
01:10:42,190 --> 01:10:44,680
主播就是那种录一个视频之前

1791
01:10:44,680 --> 01:10:46,510
首先会免责声明

1792
01:10:46,510 --> 01:10:47,650
先套盾的那种人

1793
01:10:47,650 --> 01:10:48,520
你知道吧

1794
01:10:48,520 --> 01:10:50,170
你怎么才34

1795
01:10:50,170 --> 01:10:52,570
我不知道我那个我是上了

1796
01:10:52,570 --> 01:10:53,830
我上过三个提督

1797
01:10:53,830 --> 01:10:54,900
我这个账号

1798
01:10:54,900 --> 01:10:57,060
我这账号因为他他上过

1799
01:10:57,060 --> 01:10:58,680
他上过三个提督啊

1800
01:10:58,680 --> 01:10:59,520
三个还是四个

1801
01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:00,840
我忘记了哈哈

1802
01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:02,880
就是这号是三个三个提督啊

1803
01:11:02,880 --> 01:11:04,380
一个是那个太子的

1804
01:11:04,380 --> 01:11:06,660
一个是一个是娜娜的

1805
01:11:06,660 --> 01:11:07,660
一个是

1806
01:11:13,480 --> 01:11:15,100
别说了

1807
01:11:15,100 --> 01:11:22,400
带我的sky爱的爱送完了

1808
01:11:24,640 --> 01:11:26,040
忘了对不起

1809
01:11:26,040 --> 01:11:28,920
第三个忘了第三个忘了

1810
01:11:28,920 --> 01:11:32,260
第三个忘了是谁的

1811
01:11:40,300 --> 01:11:45,700
反正大概就是然后还续了好多那种朋友之间的船嘛

1812
01:11:45,700 --> 01:11:49,370
然后所以我的账号等级价比马可洛夫还要高

1813
01:11:49,370 --> 01:11:52,820
有时候其实觉得不是关系特别好的那种

1814
01:11:52,820 --> 01:11:55,130
不是不是关系特别特别好的主播

1815
01:11:55,130 --> 01:11:58,510
其实我我就比较嗯

1816
01:11:58,510 --> 01:11:59,410
除非很熟吧

1817
01:11:59,410 --> 01:12:00,370
真的很熟的那种

1818
01:12:01,990 --> 01:12:02,920
要不熟的话

1819
01:12:02,920 --> 01:12:06,140
我就觉得就开个人情船

1820
01:12:06,140 --> 01:12:07,490
然后你送我一块

1821
01:12:07,490 --> 01:12:08,660
然后我送你一块

1822
01:12:08,660 --> 01:12:12,050
就觉得很很很很亏钱

1823
01:12:12,050 --> 01:12:14,110
很亏米来着

1824
01:12:14,110 --> 01:12:15,790
s可以打40个字

1825
01:12:15,790 --> 01:12:16,270
家人们

1826
01:12:16,270 --> 01:12:18,740
你打个红的还能打100多字呢

1827
01:12:18,740 --> 01:12:21,620
可以直接写那个华灯初上的夜里面

1828
01:12:21,620 --> 01:12:27,080
什么你你那个叫了个大仙之后走到阳台点了一根米娅

1829
01:12:27,080 --> 01:12:27,980
米娅之后

1830
01:12:27,980 --> 01:12:29,550
这个说起了从前

1831
01:12:33,690 --> 01:12:35,510
看到这个楼下的妹妹

1832
01:12:35,510 --> 01:12:37,070
看到什么什么什么

1833
01:12:37,070 --> 01:12:40,310
因为在男朋友怀里那种笑容是我从来没有发现过的

1834
01:12:40,310 --> 01:12:41,930
我下楼买瓶水啊

1835
01:12:41,930 --> 01:12:44,750
手里面就要一定要拽一个农夫山泉才有安全感

1836
01:12:44,750 --> 01:12:45,410
什么什么

1837
01:12:45,410 --> 01:12:47,680
你可以把车全写下来

1838
01:12:48,260 --> 01:12:51,100
哎呦肥猫

1839
01:12:51,100 --> 01:12:53,380
你现在可以发十个肥猫感叹号了

1840
01:12:53,380 --> 01:12:55,360
我当没看见你就当白发呀

1841
01:12:55,360 --> 01:12:55,900
好吧

1842
01:12:55,900 --> 01:13:00,400
我当没看见你就相当于白发飞马

1843
01:13:00,740 --> 01:13:02,720
有些有些幼稚的人

1844
01:13:02,720 --> 01:13:04,280
就是不知道该怎么讲他

1845
01:13:04,280 --> 01:13:04,520
你知道

1846
01:13:04,520 --> 01:13:05,840
吗有些幼稚的人

1847
01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:08,280
这个精神追求好像

1848
01:13:09,860 --> 01:13:11,000
好像

1849
01:13:17,200 --> 01:13:17,500
我不知道

1850
01:13:17,500 --> 01:13:19,330
我也觉得今天弹幕有点少

1851
01:13:19,330 --> 01:13:20,710
相对于今天童年来说

1852
01:13:20,710 --> 01:13:22,750
今天弹幕确实不是很多呀

1853
01:13:22,750 --> 01:13:23,290
很奇怪

1854
01:13:23,290 --> 01:13:24,130
我也不知道为什么

1855
01:13:24,130 --> 01:13:26,530
你确实确实怪怪人类

1856
01:13:27,610 --> 01:13:29,170
为什么劣质用户惨淡

1857
01:13:29,170 --> 01:13:30,010
零发来了

1858
01:13:30,010 --> 01:13:30,790
不说话呀

1859
01:13:30,790 --> 01:13:32,700
今天今天都不叫主播

1860
01:13:32,700 --> 01:13:37,750
臭肥猫的感觉有点有点有点不太适应了

1861
01:13:37,750 --> 01:13:40,180
他好像在那边挂了好久了

1862
01:13:40,180 --> 01:13:43,150
还真的能发十个阳光

1863
01:13:43,150 --> 01:13:44,980
把大地变向

1864
01:13:44,980 --> 01:13:47,440
你发现繁体输入法还是有好处的

1865
01:13:47,440 --> 01:13:48,700
会不会被屏吗

1866
01:13:48,700 --> 01:13:52,120
是因为不会被平吗

1867
01:13:52,730 --> 01:13:54,530
我指的是空气很好

1868
01:13:54,530 --> 01:13:57,230
也曾在水里无声飘摇

1869
01:13:57,230 --> 01:13:58,760
每日的情调

1870
01:13:58,760 --> 01:14:01,280
你说你偷偷的叫一句

1871
01:14:01,280 --> 01:14:03,620
看在你是机器人的份上

1872
01:14:03,620 --> 01:14:08,850
我还可以假装没有看到你发一个两行出来

1873
01:14:08,850 --> 01:14:10,170
主播也不瞎啊

1874
01:14:10,170 --> 01:14:16,470
这弹幕有那么少主播想给你找理由都找不到啊

1875
01:14:16,470 --> 01:14:21,689
只是眼神有意无意地掏心

1876
01:14:21,689 --> 01:14:29,230
地球星星很闪耀遥远海平面总是一条直线单调

1877
01:14:29,230 --> 01:14:33,910
新地球永远回不到那1年

1878
01:14:33,910 --> 01:14:37,280
那年被遗忘的小岛

1879
01:14:38,980 --> 01:14:42,880
猫猫猫咪带着带着烟最强烟不灭是吧

1880
01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:45,640
呵呵上一个发最强不灭的

1881
01:14:45,640 --> 01:14:47,680
现在已经5-1=0了

1882
01:14:47,680 --> 01:14:49,360
主播可以去ag超玩

1883
01:14:49,360 --> 01:14:50,440
会打上单吗

1884
01:14:50,440 --> 01:14:51,970
为什么不打野呀

1885
01:14:51,970 --> 01:14:56,040
为什么不是那个梦之泪伤那个那个什么的模样

1886
01:14:56,040 --> 01:14:57,540
为什么不能玩打野呢

1887
01:14:58,560 --> 01:15:00,520
哎g的上单是谁啊

1888
01:15:02,479 --> 01:15:04,750
臭猫猫真的长大

1889
01:15:04,750 --> 01:15:10,180
这我已经心平气和地接受了大家对我各种诡异的称呼

1890
01:15:10,180 --> 01:15:12,820
只是永远不能跟那个老婆和解

1891
01:15:12,820 --> 01:15:13,240
你知道吗

1892
01:15:13,240 --> 01:15:17,169
有的时候觉得就希望希望在直播间对吧

1893
01:15:17,169 --> 01:15:25,540
就当米娅米娅的这个这个这个这个这个米娅米娅的人不就好

1894
01:15:27,540 --> 01:15:28,980
我也不知道该怎么说了

1895
01:15:28,980 --> 01:15:31,620
也不知道是你你更你更那个啥

1896
01:15:31,620 --> 01:15:32,900
还是我更那个啥

1897
01:15:32,900 --> 01:15:33,560
可以这样

1898
01:15:35,600 --> 01:15:46,830
但我更喜欢当我自己只是越想有一无语得到心地球从头来一遭

1899
01:15:46,830 --> 01:15:55,780
过去的错误不能一起重开到流行地将我却笑回的荣耀赛道

1900
01:15:55,780 --> 01:15:57,760
就是比你想的还要简单啊

1901
01:15:57,920 --> 01:16:00,880
如果他现在就是比你想的还要简单

1902
01:16:00,880 --> 01:16:03,750
很多时候我觉得以前我不加公会

1903
01:16:03,750 --> 01:16:07,050
是因为是因为我有一种追求自由的梦想

1904
01:16:07,050 --> 01:16:08,070
现在我不加工会

1905
01:16:08,070 --> 01:16:10,940
纯粹是因为荣耀赛道的比赛太好打了

1906
01:16:13,540 --> 01:16:17,390
纯粹是因为只剩猫雷是吧

1907
01:16:17,390 --> 01:16:19,400
嗯不行不行

1908
01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:20,960
这个离屏幕太近了

1909
01:16:20,960 --> 01:16:21,920
看不到眼睛

1910
01:16:21,920 --> 01:16:23,530
但没有猫雷的味儿了

1911
01:16:23,530 --> 01:16:26,260
感觉不如飞燕打将军

1912
01:16:26,360 --> 01:16:28,880
我还真有一段时间叫飞燕人啊

1913
01:16:28,880 --> 01:16:32,160
我在其他其他的那个视频网站

1914
01:16:32,160 --> 01:16:34,680
在其他的直播网站看直播的时候

1915
01:16:34,680 --> 01:16:35,760
我都叫飞燕的

1916
01:16:37,889 --> 01:16:41,230
我在其他直播好像真的叫我叫过飞燕

1917
01:16:41,230 --> 01:16:44,890
主要是因为有一些主播他比较久漏鱼

1918
01:16:44,890 --> 01:16:47,340
他不认识米这个字

1919
01:16:47,340 --> 01:16:49,140
然后人家就一直叫我啊

1920
01:16:49,140 --> 01:16:50,040
飞烟飞烟

1921
01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:51,180
我最后没办法

1922
01:16:51,180 --> 01:16:54,740
我不想看到我看的主播比较比较

1923
01:16:54,740 --> 01:16:55,640
我不想看到我

1924
01:16:55,640 --> 01:17:00,090
我我看的主播他他他他每天都在直播间丢人

1925
01:17:00,090 --> 01:17:03,330
我就忍痛用这个改名机会把自己砍成了飞燕

1926
01:17:03,330 --> 01:17:05,760
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哎呦

1927
01:17:08,520 --> 01:17:09,900
没办法呀

1928
01:17:10,300 --> 01:17:12,820
那这个山不就我我来就山

1929
01:17:12,820 --> 01:17:13,840
人家不认识你

1930
01:17:13,840 --> 01:17:15,280
你也不能一遍遍提醒人家

1931
01:17:15,280 --> 01:17:16,180
多尴尬呀

1932
01:17:19,139 --> 01:17:20,519
没有面子啊

1933
01:17:20,519 --> 01:17:22,739
万一人家一生气以后都不认识你了

1934
01:17:22,739 --> 01:17:23,339
怎么办啊

1935
01:17:23,339 --> 01:17:23,999
你看主播

1936
01:17:23,999 --> 01:17:24,839
看主播的时候

1937
01:17:24,839 --> 01:17:25,859
不管看主播的时候

1938
01:17:25,859 --> 01:17:28,889
还当主播的时候都谨小慎微的

1939
01:17:28,889 --> 01:17:29,729
怎么回事

1940
01:17:29,729 --> 01:17:31,769
看了看主播的时候当孙子

1941
01:17:31,769 --> 01:17:33,990
然后当了主播的时候还当孙子

1942
01:17:33,990 --> 01:17:37,380
是不是人的性格其实跟位置没有什么关系

1943
01:17:37,380 --> 01:17:42,940
主播就是无论在哪里哈哈都都都被大家霸凌的那个那个命啊

1944
01:17:42,940 --> 01:17:49,090
哈哈固执美丽的意义

1945
01:17:49,090 --> 01:17:53,830
固执空洞的美丽飘飘

1946
01:17:53,830 --> 01:17:57,840
然然空中遇见你

1947
01:17:59,340 --> 01:18:03,240
你是我未曾拥有无法捕捉的亲昵

1948
01:18:03,240 --> 01:18:04,980
我却有你的吻

1949
01:18:04,980 --> 01:18:05,880
你的魂

1950
01:18:05,880 --> 01:18:08,690
你的心肺呀

1951
01:18:08,690 --> 01:18:09,320
飞呀

1952
01:18:09,320 --> 01:18:12,400
飞越过了意义

1953
01:18:14,260 --> 01:18:18,820
你是我就是想把触手可及的虚拟陪着我

1954
01:18:18,820 --> 01:18:19,720
像纸笔

1955
01:18:19,720 --> 01:18:20,680
像自己

1956
01:18:20,680 --> 01:18:26,610
像雨滴看着我追呀吹呀吹落到云里

1957
01:18:26,610 --> 01:18:30,140
你不封烟是吧

1958
01:18:30,140 --> 01:18:31,280
不会录音声啊

1959
01:18:31,280 --> 01:18:34,210
就主播这个水平还不分烟呢

1960
01:18:34,210 --> 01:18:40,559
不该要知道主播在外面拿着旗号招摇撞骗偷来给主播两巴掌

1961
01:18:40,559 --> 01:18:41,579
又想猫猫

1962
01:18:41,579 --> 01:18:42,899
现实里一看就是大美人

1963
01:18:42,899 --> 01:18:44,639
我记得你马油米奥飞车

1964
01:18:44,639 --> 01:18:46,679
你别以为在大v直播间发癫

1965
01:18:46,679 --> 01:18:49,340
人家记不住你只能记住你发的弹幕

1966
01:18:49,340 --> 01:18:49,940
我记得你

1967
01:18:49,940 --> 01:18:53,700
你上次来说主播下播之后就投入到小男友的怀抱

1968
01:18:53,700 --> 01:18:55,500
然后在被窝里面一边卿卿我

1969
01:18:55,500 --> 01:18:55,740
我

1970
01:18:55,740 --> 01:18:58,080
一边抱怨这个因人人真烦人

1971
01:18:58,080 --> 01:19:01,560
然后上上次来说主播真适合去小红书开生活号

1972
01:19:01,560 --> 01:19:03,800
然后去分享一些好吃的东西

1973
01:19:03,800 --> 01:19:04,760
当美妆博主

1974
01:19:04,760 --> 01:19:06,140
然后去钓男人啊

1975
01:19:06,140 --> 01:19:09,320
你上上次说主播看起来就像是微博集美一样

1976
01:19:09,320 --> 01:19:11,030
应该整一个自己的超话

1977
01:19:11,030 --> 01:19:14,420
在微博下班之后狠狠的去攻击禁烟

1978
01:19:14,420 --> 01:19:16,840
我记得你的你的每一言一行

1979
01:19:16,840 --> 01:19:19,120
我都记得你已经被我重点标记

1980
01:19:19,120 --> 01:19:20,740
在主播直播间大放厥词

1981
01:19:20,740 --> 01:19:22,780
就只能给主播交钱了好吧

1982
01:19:22,780 --> 01:19:26,300
自己的陪着我像纸笔

1983
01:19:26,300 --> 01:19:28,340
像自己像雨滴

1984
01:19:28,340 --> 01:19:29,860
让我追主播

1985
01:19:29,860 --> 01:19:31,270
刚才在录音声

1986
01:19:31,270 --> 01:19:32,260
我没有录啊

1987
01:19:32,260 --> 01:19:34,360
我我都是点那个取消的

1988
01:19:34,360 --> 01:19:34,960
你知道吧

1989
01:19:34,960 --> 01:19:36,330
都点取消的

1990
01:19:36,330 --> 01:19:36,930
读一半

1991
01:19:36,930 --> 01:19:40,870
为什么不是马麻衣麻衣麻衣是谁啊

1992
01:19:40,870 --> 01:19:43,360
麻衣麻衣你应该教是谁吧

1993
01:19:43,780 --> 01:19:45,460
你咋记得这么清楚

1994
01:19:45,460 --> 01:19:47,500
因为他每次来都很逆天啊

1995
01:19:47,500 --> 01:19:51,160
他逆天的那股味儿就是就是那种自虐的味道啊

1996
01:19:51,160 --> 01:19:54,730
主播虽然我知道你在台前对我们的态度很好

1997
01:19:54,730 --> 01:19:56,150
也没有什么距离感

1998
01:19:56,150 --> 01:19:59,750
但你的台后一定要完全跟台前是相反的吧

1999
01:19:59,750 --> 01:20:02,380
主播一定一点都不喜欢自己的观众

2000
01:20:02,380 --> 01:20:05,740
一定都把老头的米当成这个这个什么当成

2001
01:20:05,740 --> 01:20:09,240
当成那个那个那个那个那个大风刮来的

2002
01:20:09,240 --> 01:20:14,119
然后一定是特别特别喜欢打拳的小仙女一枚吧

2003
01:20:14,119 --> 01:20:15,439
什么什么之类的

2004
01:20:15,439 --> 01:20:18,330
就是只能说的就很可悲啊

2005
01:20:18,330 --> 01:20:18,690
这主

2006
01:20:18,690 --> 01:20:21,670
播上播的时候给你表现真实的自己

2007
01:20:21,670 --> 01:20:25,280
隔着虚拟的皮套去给你表现真实的自己

2008
01:20:25,280 --> 01:20:29,490
你却在心里默默的觉得真实的一切都是演出来的

2009
01:20:29,490 --> 01:20:31,170
世界上所有的妹妹对吧

2010
01:20:31,170 --> 01:20:35,050
只有虚拟的二次元小人阿鱼饭碗不会欺骗你

2011
01:20:35,050 --> 01:20:36,370
剩下大家下了班

2012
01:20:36,370 --> 01:20:38,100
脱了这身工作服之后

2013
01:20:38,100 --> 01:20:40,320
都是都是你心里的小仙女啊

2014
01:20:40,320 --> 01:20:44,480
都是都是你觉得跟你聊不来的这个可怕的异性啊

2015
01:20:44,480 --> 01:20:46,220
不要把异性当成洪水猛兽

2016
01:20:46,220 --> 01:20:48,320
我知道这是小厨男那种表现

2017
01:20:48,320 --> 01:20:50,360
但是你不要害怕一个性别

2018
01:20:50,360 --> 01:20:52,180
也不要觉得大家对吧

2019
01:20:52,180 --> 01:20:56,540
虚拟主播都是都是都是端起碗吃饭

2020
01:20:56,540 --> 01:20:58,040
放下碗骂娘的人啊

2021
01:20:58,040 --> 01:20:58,460
不要这

2022
01:20:58,460 --> 01:21:00,230
么看着好吧

2023
01:21:00,230 --> 01:21:01,340
不是太冲了

2024
01:21:01,340 --> 01:21:02,540
大家不要这么觉得

2025
01:21:02,540 --> 01:21:04,400
嗯嗯什么嗯

2026
01:21:04,460 --> 01:21:05,960
今天战绩什么味儿

2027
01:21:05,960 --> 01:21:07,040
好像二杠七

2028
01:21:07,040 --> 01:21:08,540
今天战绩没赢过

2029
01:21:08,540 --> 01:21:09,920
咱俩别挤了别挤了

2030
01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:11,540
主播马上要含泪下播了

2031
01:21:11,540 --> 01:21:13,880
拜拜主播

2032
01:21:13,880 --> 01:21:15,920
昨天妹妹给哥们打电话

2033
01:21:15,920 --> 01:21:17,840
哥们讲了半小时抽象话

2034
01:21:17,840 --> 01:21:19,820
你后来发现他开着免提下

2035
01:21:19,820 --> 01:21:21,820
你亲戚都拼死了

2036
01:21:26,780 --> 01:21:29,860
要不然那个什么就是现在还来得及啊

2037
01:21:29,860 --> 01:21:36,550
就是下辈子你现在你现在那个你现在蕊了成为妹妹的妹妹还来得及

2038
01:21:36,550 --> 01:21:41,500
跟家里的亲戚就是成为同样的这个家人

2039
01:21:41,500 --> 01:21:44,080
你现在成为妹妹的妹妹还来得及

2040
01:21:44,080 --> 01:21:45,440
哈哈哈哈哈

2041
01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:47,880
这这没办法啊

2042
01:21:47,880 --> 01:21:48,660
这没办法

2043
01:21:48,660 --> 01:21:51,090
那这个只要你你不在乎

2044
01:21:51,090 --> 01:21:51,930
只要你不在乎

2045
01:21:51,930 --> 01:21:54,000
就无敌的就是你啊

2046
01:21:54,000 --> 01:21:54,810
众所周知

2047
01:21:54,810 --> 01:21:57,920
以前有一个什么人曾经对主播说过啊

2048
01:21:57,920 --> 01:22:00,410
如果你在家里面交个大仙

2049
01:22:00,410 --> 01:22:02,850
然后被家里的亲戚发现了

2050
01:22:02,850 --> 01:22:04,410
或者你交大忘脱裤子

2051
01:22:04,410 --> 01:22:05,250
然后就醒了

2052
01:22:05,250 --> 01:22:07,590
发现过年一大圈亲戚围在你边上

2053
01:22:07,590 --> 01:22:09,400
只要你镇定自若的起来

2054
01:22:10,300 --> 01:22:10,900
继续交大

2055
01:22:10,900 --> 01:22:12,340
尴尬的就是他们知道吧

2056
01:22:12,340 --> 01:22:13,180
就不要害怕

2057
01:22:13,180 --> 01:22:13,910
你知道吧

2058
01:22:13,975 --> 01:22:16,250
我永远打不到

2059
01:22:16,250 --> 01:22:19,680
给他多在镜子里的身材

2060
01:22:19,680 --> 01:22:20,910
我进不去

2061
01:22:20,910 --> 01:22:24,300
只能观赏或打碎点燃

2062
01:22:24,720 --> 01:22:25,860
你说呀

2063
01:22:25,860 --> 01:22:26,580
你说呀

2064
01:22:26,580 --> 01:22:27,960
咋还有一段时间呢

2065
01:22:29,580 --> 01:22:31,170
被发现了就打招呼

2066
01:22:31,170 --> 01:22:33,190
嗯哈哈哈哈嗯

2067
01:22:33,190 --> 01:22:36,900
对你就是嗯你好哈喽哈喽

2068
01:22:36,900 --> 01:22:40,560
主播玩过以前球球空间的抢车位没玩过

2069
01:22:40,560 --> 01:22:41,580
当然我的车特别酷

2070
01:22:41,580 --> 01:22:42,760
我是个啥玩意儿

2071
01:22:42,760 --> 01:22:44,840
捷达还是尼桑来着

2072
01:22:44,840 --> 01:22:45,980
看着人家的跑车

2073
01:22:45,980 --> 01:22:48,260
主播只能握紧手里的农夫山泉

2074
01:22:48,260 --> 01:22:50,990
然后露出羡慕嫉妒的眼神

2075
01:22:50,990 --> 01:22:55,580
看到人家那个保时捷什么法拉利泛滥泛出的光芒

2076
01:22:55,580 --> 01:22:57,920
那种笑容是我从来没有体会过

2077
01:22:57,920 --> 01:22:59,260
哈哈哈哈哈

2078
01:22:59,260 --> 01:23:01,470
哎如果你现在不果断

2079
01:23:01,470 --> 01:23:04,050
你只能做个相对宠失败的一生

2080
01:23:04,050 --> 01:23:04,830
那没关系啊

2081
01:23:04,830 --> 01:23:07,680
大家我的亲戚都知道我在网上当虚拟小人

2082
01:23:07,680 --> 01:23:10,080
不知道什么什么叫虚拟小人

2083
01:23:10,080 --> 01:23:11,640
但大家都知道我是二次元

2084
01:23:11,640 --> 01:23:13,270
我不也活的这么大吗

2085
01:23:13,270 --> 01:23:17,050
就是呃有的时候大家不知道我为什么出国留学吧

2086
01:23:17,050 --> 01:23:19,400
那就是在家里面混不下去了

2087
01:23:19,400 --> 01:23:20,300
有点待不下去了

2088
01:23:20,300 --> 01:23:22,640
大家都觉得我是个二次元孤僻的怪胎

2089
01:23:22,640 --> 01:23:23,360
我没办法

2090
01:23:23,360 --> 01:23:25,650
只能换一个国家生活了

2091
01:23:25,650 --> 01:23:26,730
哈哈哈哈

2092
01:23:26,730 --> 01:23:28,500
只能换一个国家生活了

2093
01:23:28,500 --> 01:23:30,660
离开这个世俗的纷纷扰扰啊

2094
01:23:30,660 --> 01:23:34,090
要不然我是我们当地知名的这个二次元奇怪小人

2095
01:23:34,090 --> 01:23:35,050
哈哈哈

2096
01:23:35,050 --> 01:23:36,010
我受不了

2097
01:23:36,010 --> 01:23:37,690
你把麻油米干碎了

2098
01:23:37,690 --> 01:23:38,710
他跑路了

2099
01:23:38,710 --> 01:23:41,709
真就很多时候阴湿是这样的

2100
01:23:41,709 --> 01:23:43,209
主播有人说自己阴湿

2101
01:23:43,209 --> 01:23:44,560
但是装羊角的

2102
01:23:44,560 --> 01:23:48,040
这段时间也发现主播装出来这个羊角还挺痒的哈

2103
01:23:48,040 --> 01:23:49,820
比如真正的阴湿

2104
01:23:49,820 --> 01:23:52,280
他只会在弹幕里面混在人群之中

2105
01:23:52,280 --> 01:23:53,660
然后连舰长都不敢上

2106
01:23:53,660 --> 01:23:56,180
他就整一白字也不带主播的牌子

2107
01:23:56,180 --> 01:23:58,040
生怕主播记住他的名字

2108
01:23:58,040 --> 01:23:59,300
让主播记住他的名字

2109
01:23:59,300 --> 01:24:01,100
跟他名字关联的一些黑皮

2110
01:24:01,100 --> 01:24:02,120
他的这个话之后

2111
01:24:02,120 --> 01:24:05,630
这个他他就像那个致命雪

2112
01:24:05,630 --> 01:24:06,830
就是阳光

2113
01:24:06,830 --> 01:24:09,950
阳光阳光直射在那个雪堆上面一样

2114
01:24:09,950 --> 01:24:10,010
那

2115
01:24:10,010 --> 01:24:12,170
就很快融化在那个地里面

2116
01:24:12,170 --> 01:24:13,670
然后蒸发成气体了

2117
01:24:13,670 --> 01:24:14,600
他就不想

2118
01:24:14,600 --> 01:24:16,280
我不想再说话就消失了

2119
01:24:16,280 --> 01:24:17,280
你知道吧

2120
01:24:17,280 --> 01:24:19,800
把亲戚家的小人也发展成二次元

2121
01:24:19,800 --> 01:24:20,280
不行了

2122
01:24:20,280 --> 01:24:22,020
我要维护我最爱的二次元

2123
01:24:22,020 --> 01:24:23,890
亲戚家小孩那么逆天

2124
01:24:23,890 --> 01:24:24,790
那么闹腾

2125
01:24:24,790 --> 01:24:27,430
我怎么可能带人家去认识二次元

2126
01:24:27,430 --> 01:24:28,480
那不行了

2127
01:24:28,480 --> 01:24:30,510
哈哈哈哈哈哈

2128
01:24:30,510 --> 01:24:30,840
哎

2129
01:24:30,840 --> 01:24:32,070
那怎么能行呢

2130
01:24:32,070 --> 01:24:33,600
那不可以的呀

2131
01:24:33,600 --> 01:24:36,070
是海海海

2132
01:24:36,300 --> 01:24:37,810
整个人感慨

2133
01:24:37,810 --> 01:24:39,490
这就是主播对白字的看法

2134
01:24:39,490 --> 01:24:40,030
我没有

2135
01:24:40,030 --> 01:24:43,930
我只是说白玉米这种白字进来就说主播是小仙女

2136
01:24:43,930 --> 01:24:47,090
主播主播憋他很久的气了

2137
01:24:47,090 --> 01:24:48,530
主播憋了很久的气了

2138
01:24:48,530 --> 01:24:50,150
人家进来都夸主播可爱

2139
01:24:50,150 --> 01:24:50,990
你不夸主播可爱

2140
01:24:50,990 --> 01:24:51,530
你说主播

2141
01:24:51,530 --> 01:24:52,610
脑残也行

2142
01:24:52,610 --> 01:24:54,770
非要阴搓搓的在那边揣测啊

2143
01:24:54,770 --> 01:24:57,110
主播你现在这个性格我很喜欢

2144
01:24:57,110 --> 01:24:58,930
但是你的性格一定是装的吧

2145
01:24:58,930 --> 01:25:02,630
就不可能说有哪个女生的性格天生就跟男生呃

2146
01:25:02,630 --> 01:25:03,500
这个聊得来

2147
01:25:03,500 --> 01:25:05,630
天生就喜欢跟男生聊天啊

2148
01:25:05,630 --> 01:25:08,280
天生就能理解这个哥们想的是啥

2149
01:25:08,280 --> 01:25:09,420
就肯定是你装的

2150
01:25:09,420 --> 01:25:14,070
你肯定是那个下播之后就偷偷的研究什么美人心计啊

2151
01:25:14,070 --> 01:25:15,690
偷偷的研究美人心计

2152
01:25:15,690 --> 01:25:17,160
然后就顺着我们说

2153
01:25:17,160 --> 01:25:19,170
你就为了骗大家的钱

2154
01:25:19,170 --> 01:25:20,460
你再这么说

2155
01:25:20,480 --> 01:25:23,120
一个人装装装一个小时可以

2156
01:25:23,120 --> 01:25:25,340
他能装1000个小时啊

2157
01:25:25,380 --> 01:25:31,200
这主播的快嘴快问快答的这个样还能还能装到什么地方去

2158
01:25:31,960 --> 01:25:32,500
白色

2159
01:25:32,500 --> 01:25:34,060
纯拉你主播别夹了

2160
01:25:34,060 --> 01:25:35,440
差不多得了鸟

2161
01:25:35,440 --> 01:25:36,820
拼点还是有的吧

2162
01:25:36,820 --> 01:25:37,480
有个锤子

2163
01:25:37,480 --> 01:25:41,120
有主播开始分化白字群体的主播

2164
01:25:41,120 --> 01:25:44,240
谁分化白他那被伤害过不会害怕呀

2165
01:25:44,240 --> 01:25:46,570
主播也被伤害过

2166
01:25:46,570 --> 01:25:48,790
这个你不能因为被一个人伤害你

2167
01:25:48,790 --> 01:25:52,139
你就放弃了整个群体啊对吧

2168
01:25:52,139 --> 01:25:52,979
主播你好

2169
01:25:52,979 --> 01:25:53,279
闹

2170
01:25:53,279 --> 01:25:54,419
弹一定有重要的吧

2171
01:25:54,419 --> 01:25:55,820
这个好像是真的呀

2172
01:25:55,820 --> 01:25:57,860
你觉得你对男生理解吗

2173
01:25:59,540 --> 01:26:00,920
能不能打赢一把呀

2174
01:26:03,160 --> 01:26:03,640
哎

2175
01:26:03,640 --> 01:26:04,660
我的天呐

2176
01:26:04,660 --> 01:26:06,460
我受不了

2177
01:26:06,460 --> 01:26:07,960
你觉得你对男生理解吗

2178
01:26:07,960 --> 01:26:08,830
我觉得还好吧

2179
01:26:08,830 --> 01:26:09,880
我觉得还好吧

2180
01:26:11,980 --> 01:26:13,150
不是很差吧

2181
01:26:13,150 --> 01:26:14,860
我不能说理解吧

2182
01:26:14,860 --> 01:26:18,390
但是我觉得我很多时候想事儿挺像一个男的

2183
01:26:18,390 --> 01:26:20,070
不太像个女的

2184
01:26:20,070 --> 01:26:24,300
不太不太像大家印象里面比较典型的性别

2185
01:26:24,300 --> 01:26:27,540
女的投降又投又投

2186
01:26:27,540 --> 01:26:29,160
烟人再投就退无可退了

2187
01:26:29,160 --> 01:26:31,800
这把打完我就走了

2188
01:26:31,830 --> 01:26:34,830
雷诺拉家的一次在脑海

2189
01:26:34,830 --> 01:26:36,140
娜娜

2190
01:26:38,919 --> 01:26:41,699
这个老镇长带着猫和陈老师的想法

2191
01:26:41,699 --> 01:26:42,680
而且很多

2192
01:26:51,570 --> 01:26:54,030
我自己去对面跪着我

2193
01:26:54,030 --> 01:26:56,730
我我不人家只是知道有我这么个人

2194
01:26:56,730 --> 01:26:58,770
我跟人家不熟不行

2195
01:26:58,770 --> 01:26:59,850
就别搞别搞

2196
01:26:59,850 --> 01:27:01,200
你们也没吃过

2197
01:27:01,200 --> 01:27:03,690
因为整个鬼我觉得整节目效果

2198
01:27:03,690 --> 01:27:05,130
大家开玩笑的

2199
01:27:05,130 --> 01:27:09,000
开玩笑的别搞别搞

2200
01:27:12,490 --> 01:27:13,720
头像稿子

2201
01:27:13,720 --> 01:27:15,950
谢谢丽丽的

2202
01:27:15,950 --> 01:27:17,210
送点门票

2203
01:27:17,210 --> 01:27:19,239
谢谢真的

2204
01:27:19,239 --> 01:27:21,519
主播是你们根本要喜欢女人

2205
01:27:21,519 --> 01:27:24,159
你说的你说的对

2206
01:27:26,319 --> 01:27:28,270
啊哈哈哈

2207
01:27:31,430 --> 01:27:34,180
怎么你打了个小花就烂掉呃

2208
01:27:35,620 --> 01:27:36,460
没笔数量

2209
01:27:36,460 --> 01:27:37,200
是不

2210
01:27:40,680 --> 01:27:43,230
人家应该是等那个那个什么吧

2211
01:27:43,230 --> 01:27:46,150
人家等那个结算的时候

2212
01:27:46,150 --> 01:27:53,080
打了两个小的眼

2213
01:27:53,080 --> 01:27:55,600
我可太ok好色

2214
01:27:55,600 --> 01:27:57,100
可还ok

2215
01:28:07,630 --> 01:28:10,270
优势又带你能不能赢一把呀

2216
01:28:10,270 --> 01:28:11,470
这把没有怎么办

2217
01:28:11,470 --> 01:28:14,410
然后露露给我整点整点整点才艺吧

2218
01:28:14,410 --> 01:28:15,130
哈哈哈

2219
01:28:15,130 --> 01:28:17,240
你给我整点才艺吧

2220
01:28:17,240 --> 01:28:18,260
如果pk是零分

2221
01:28:18,260 --> 01:28:19,760
对面会觉得主播不敢打

2222
01:28:19,760 --> 01:28:21,100
随便下点分

2223
01:28:21,100 --> 01:28:22,360
然后就容易引起了

2224
01:28:22,360 --> 01:28:24,100
但是我们这边也没有什么人呀

2225
01:28:24,100 --> 01:28:25,240
你知道吗

2226
01:28:25,240 --> 01:28:27,940
在这一辈子没赢过

2227
01:28:27,940 --> 01:28:30,240
对这辈子没演过去了

2228
01:28:30,240 --> 01:28:36,120
谢谢阿娇的小花阿里嘎多

2229
01:28:37,799 --> 01:28:39,359
能不能现场给我表演一个

2230
01:28:39,359 --> 01:28:40,949
就是写那个什么呀

2231
01:28:40,949 --> 01:28:43,259
我我我最近有个作业要截止

2232
01:28:43,259 --> 01:28:45,340
能不能现场表演一个什么作业

2233
01:28:45,440 --> 01:28:47,180
别别别不行不行不行

2234
01:28:47,180 --> 01:28:48,980
感觉让你来写的话要遭殃

2235
01:28:48,980 --> 01:28:55,800
要炸啦啦啦啦啦哦好了

2236
01:28:55,800 --> 01:28:57,390
听完美人鱼就下播了

2237
01:28:57,390 --> 01:29:00,120
这个是昨天谁给我点的歌来着

2238
01:29:00,120 --> 01:29:01,690
美人鱼当我没放

2239
01:29:01,690 --> 01:29:02,980
我忘记放了

2240
01:29:02,980 --> 01:29:05,620
只要我不会唱这首歌就没搞了

2241
01:29:08,820 --> 01:29:10,020
为啥你不信任我

2242
01:29:10,020 --> 01:29:12,720
写作业能有我不是我不是一个专业吧

2243
01:29:12,720 --> 01:29:13,920
别走好吗

2244
01:29:13,920 --> 01:29:15,300
你想做什么都可以

2245
01:29:15,300 --> 01:29:17,500
那我想坐在直播间嗦粉

2246
01:29:17,880 --> 01:29:20,250
我想坐在直播间嗦粉

2247
01:29:20,250 --> 01:29:21,760
你会同意吗

2248
01:29:23,599 --> 01:29:25,839
再吃一顿也没干

2249
01:29:25,839 --> 01:29:26,319
别的

2250
01:29:26,319 --> 01:29:27,999
不是没有啊

2251
01:29:27,999 --> 01:29:28,929
没有啊

2252
01:29:28,929 --> 01:29:34,339
不是四点小狗到什么四点了

2253
01:29:34,339 --> 01:29:34,939
不行了

2254
01:29:34,939 --> 01:29:35,539
没有了

2255
01:29:35,539 --> 01:29:36,919
就你那点b作业

2256
01:29:36,919 --> 01:29:38,719
我拿脚写都能写100分

2257
01:29:38,719 --> 01:29:40,350
真的真的真的

2258
01:29:40,350 --> 01:29:44,020
你能不能开开摄像头写写单脚写作业

2259
01:29:44,720 --> 01:29:48,940
能不能开摄像头打打拿点写作业啊

2260
01:29:48,940 --> 01:29:52,180
说粉的意思是说面训粉没有用啊

2261
01:29:52,180 --> 01:29:56,750
大家双面迅粉发自我的本心

2262
01:29:56,750 --> 01:29:57,830
我是不会干的

2263
01:29:57,830 --> 01:30:00,050
但是出于功利的角度的话

2264
01:30:00,050 --> 01:30:03,560
你这就双面性粉爆的金币我也不敢拿呀

2265
01:30:03,560 --> 01:30:06,570
哎呀狠心断绝

2266
01:30:06,570 --> 01:30:10,080
忘记我不变的誓言

2267
01:30:10,080 --> 01:30:12,060
我也被断了线

2268
01:30:13,320 --> 01:30:19,340
欧耶现实里有了我对你的眷恋

2269
01:30:19,340 --> 01:30:21,860
我愿意化作雕像

2270
01:30:21,860 --> 01:30:25,240
等你出现再见

2271
01:30:25,240 --> 01:30:27,310
再也不见心

2272
01:30:27,310 --> 01:30:30,260
碎了飘荡在海边

2273
01:30:30,280 --> 01:30:33,700
你抬头看得见不行了

2274
01:30:33,700 --> 01:30:35,320
有些米是不敢拿的

2275
01:30:35,320 --> 01:30:37,000
有些菜品不敢拿

2276
01:30:37,000 --> 01:30:37,960
你知道吧

2277
01:30:37,960 --> 01:30:39,400
已经没有金币报了

2278
01:30:39,400 --> 01:30:40,900
不要强迫自己爆金币了

2279
01:30:40,900 --> 01:30:43,800
所以什么作业我不敢再让你写

2280
01:30:43,800 --> 01:30:45,120
你转头给我写完了

2281
01:30:45,120 --> 01:30:46,320
你给我举报到学校

2282
01:30:46,320 --> 01:30:47,040
学术不端

2283
01:30:47,040 --> 01:30:48,560
明天被退学了

2284
01:30:49,220 --> 01:30:50,180
11月是啥

2285
01:30:50,180 --> 01:30:51,320
有实体礼物没有

2286
01:30:51,320 --> 01:30:52,760
每个月都做实体礼物了

2287
01:30:52,760 --> 01:30:54,560
大家目前还没有摆

2288
01:30:54,560 --> 01:30:57,660
摆到每个月哪个月不做实体礼物啊

2289
01:30:57,660 --> 01:31:00,240
猪逼粑粑猫啥都写不出来

2290
01:31:00,240 --> 01:31:05,940
我们居然以123分比55分的分差第一次赢了大主播

2291
01:31:05,940 --> 01:31:06,540
谢谢大家

2292
01:31:06,540 --> 01:31:07,260
谢谢大家

2293
01:31:07,260 --> 01:31:10,900
谢谢

2294
01:31:10,900 --> 01:31:12,880
谢谢啊谢谢谢谢

2295
01:31:12,880 --> 01:31:15,160
非常值得纪念的1年

2296
01:31:15,160 --> 01:31:17,020
怎么你是对面丢人

2297
01:31:17,020 --> 01:31:17,620
我都说了

2298
01:31:17,620 --> 01:31:18,220
你是眉笔

2299
01:31:18,220 --> 01:31:19,480
你还不相信

2300
01:31:19,480 --> 01:31:20,080
我都说了

2301
01:31:20,080 --> 01:31:24,900
你这眉笔你还不相信你对面打个一分两分就赢了

2302
01:31:25,320 --> 01:31:26,280
你的8月礼物

2303
01:31:26,280 --> 01:31:27,960
有没有说你的8月礼物

2304
01:31:29,400 --> 01:31:31,430
等我现场问一下

2305
01:31:31,430 --> 01:31:32,690
那我下我问一下

2306
01:31:32,690 --> 01:31:36,430
我也可以为你潜入海

2307
01:31:36,430 --> 01:31:38,530
离别早发

2308
01:31:38,530 --> 01:31:41,470
我心疼天空寂寞

2309
01:31:41,470 --> 01:31:43,360
长远的誓言

2310
01:31:43,500 --> 01:31:45,540
我眼泪断了线

2311
01:31:46,800 --> 01:31:49,620
欧耶是你有吗

2312
01:31:49,620 --> 01:31:55,320
我对你的眷恋爱我愿意化作雕像

2313
01:31:55,320 --> 01:31:58,730
等你重现再见

2314
01:31:58,730 --> 01:32:00,230
再也不见

2315
01:32:00,230 --> 01:32:01,640
心碎了

2316
01:32:01,640 --> 01:32:03,780
飘荡在海边

2317
01:32:03,780 --> 01:32:06,280
你抬头就看见

2318
01:32:08,160 --> 01:32:12,540
这快手账号在什么地方啊

2319
01:32:14,080 --> 01:32:14,940
真有啊

2320
01:32:14,940 --> 01:32:15,810
你开玩笑

2321
01:32:15,810 --> 01:32:19,040
什么叫你开玩笑的

2322
01:32:19,040 --> 01:32:20,000
不是8月底

2323
01:32:20,000 --> 01:32:21,800
我怎么可能没有呢

2324
01:32:24,740 --> 01:32:26,600
好像还可以吧

2325
01:32:27,099 --> 01:32:29,950
那一天是你啊

2326
01:32:29,950 --> 01:32:30,880
什么八流

2327
01:32:30,880 --> 01:32:32,740
什么巴流是巴黎

2328
01:32:32,740 --> 01:32:36,290
是我们3d发布回的那个那个什么呀

2329
01:32:36,290 --> 01:32:38,840
是我们3d发布的那个舰长礼物

2330
01:32:38,840 --> 01:32:42,100
改的真有肯定有啊

2331
01:32:42,100 --> 01:32:45,040
你就是那个灾厄化身

2332
01:32:45,040 --> 01:32:48,680
是我超活着的美女力量

2333
01:32:48,680 --> 01:32:50,780
8月前半是单一个令牌

2334
01:32:50,780 --> 01:32:52,800
8月后半是一套对

2335
01:32:52,800 --> 01:32:54,120
发现前面单一个地盘

2336
01:32:54,120 --> 01:32:55,110
但没什么人

2337
01:32:55,110 --> 01:32:56,040
没什么人

2338
01:32:56,040 --> 01:32:59,200
没什么人单独就在那个时候上了

2339
01:32:59,200 --> 01:33:01,180
就没什么单独在那个时候上舰有吧

2340
01:33:01,180 --> 01:33:01,900
没收到啊

2341
01:33:01,900 --> 01:33:03,820
因为立牌还没到转运那呢

2342
01:33:03,820 --> 01:33:04,960
人家给我发的顺丰

2343
01:33:04,960 --> 01:33:08,740
我不知道他他他那个搞好了没啊

2344
01:33:10,080 --> 01:33:10,680
好啦

2345
01:33:10,680 --> 01:33:14,400
那么今天的直播大概也许可能我不知

2346
01:33:14,400 --> 01:33:16,580
道啊可能就到这了吧

2347
01:33:18,099 --> 01:33:19,419
发了什么礼物啊

2348
01:33:19,419 --> 01:33:20,919
两招连上票

2349
01:33:20,919 --> 01:33:24,500
两张拍立得一个

2350
01:33:26,380 --> 01:33:28,420
一个银葱徽章

2351
01:33:28,420 --> 01:33:32,439
还有一个15cm的立牌

2352
01:33:36,759 --> 01:33:37,659
是不是喝了假酒

2353
01:33:37,659 --> 01:33:39,600
是啊帅死了

2354
01:33:39,600 --> 01:33:40,890
我说播到五点吗

2355
01:33:40,890 --> 01:33:42,930
但是哈哈哈

2356
01:33:42,930 --> 01:33:43,830
但是有加班

2357
01:33:43,830 --> 01:33:45,330
主播跟你都五点了

2358
01:33:45,330 --> 01:33:47,230
没加班可以睡觉去了

2359
01:33:47,230 --> 01:33:48,130
越花越

2360
01:33:48,130 --> 01:33:48,970
你干了什么

2361
01:33:48,970 --> 01:33:49,750
我干了什么

2362
01:33:49,750 --> 01:33:51,370
你你的小作文不见了

2363
01:33:51,370 --> 01:33:53,110
什么叫小作文不见了

2364
01:33:53,110 --> 01:33:54,490
足足十分钟

2365
01:33:54,490 --> 01:33:55,880
我不知道呀

2366
01:33:56,160 --> 01:33:57,180
我不知道呀

2367
01:33:58,800 --> 01:34:05,059
你写的太太奇怪的东西被人家被人家拿下了

2368
01:34:05,059 --> 01:34:07,519
我的还算幸福

2369
01:34:07,519 --> 01:34:10,900
秘密对了

2370
01:34:10,900 --> 01:34:12,040
什么鬼啊

2371
01:34:13,660 --> 01:34:15,799
主播的一切都很假

2372
01:34:15,799 --> 01:34:18,619
我跟大家说两场一场一个半小时的时候

2373
01:34:18,619 --> 01:34:20,779
你们你们就不觉得这是真话

2374
01:34:20,779 --> 01:34:24,900
然后然后那个什么现在就觉得是什么意思

2375
01:34:24,900 --> 01:34:27,119
我和你不是好啦

2376
01:34:27,119 --> 01:34:30,060
那么今天就播到这里啦

2377
01:34:30,700 --> 01:34:31,740
捏捏人

2378
01:34:31,740 --> 01:34:33,120
乖乖捏捏人

2379
01:34:33,120 --> 01:34:34,350
别闹捏捏人

2380
01:34:34,350 --> 01:34:35,830
哎呀哎呀

2381
01:34:35,830 --> 01:34:37,090
不能再养嘎子

2382
01:34:37,090 --> 01:34:38,090
天天天天

2383
01:34:38,090 --> 01:34:40,130
现在就在这边养肝是吧

2384
01:34:40,130 --> 01:34:41,090
感觉不太好

2385
01:34:41,090 --> 01:34:42,290
但是还是当哥们吧

2386
01:34:42,290 --> 01:34:43,370
养肝实在受不了

2387
01:34:43,370 --> 01:34:45,320
就浑身鸡皮疙瘩

2388
01:34:45,320 --> 01:34:47,330
以前是一场两小时

2389
01:34:47,330 --> 01:34:50,150
以前就一场呀

2390
01:34:50,150 --> 01:34:52,190
不是两场一场

2391
01:34:52,190 --> 01:34:54,350
12点钟到现在坐着就睡觉了

2392
01:34:54,350 --> 01:34:56,210
起来之后就12个钟够了

2393
01:34:56,210 --> 01:34:57,410
这样子呀

2394
01:34:57,410 --> 01:34:58,730
我不知道怎么养

2395
01:34:58,730 --> 01:35:01,950
养肝非常的劣质

2396
01:35:01,950 --> 01:35:02,730
你知道吗

2397
01:35:03,930 --> 01:35:05,190
眼光非常劣质

2398
01:35:05,190 --> 01:35:06,090
你还当哥们

2399
01:35:06,090 --> 01:35:07,770
你哥们是不会收租的

2400
01:35:07,770 --> 01:35:08,940
我也没收到啊

2401
01:35:08,940 --> 01:35:10,460
谁收到了

2402
01:35:10,860 --> 01:35:11,760
哪有珠子

2403
01:35:11,760 --> 01:35:12,600
可收啊

2404
01:35:12,600 --> 01:35:13,680
好温

2405
01:35:14,179 --> 01:35:15,619
比前一场三个半

2406
01:35:15,619 --> 01:35:16,339
一天两场

2407
01:35:16,339 --> 01:35:17,419
什么时候回200件

2408
01:35:17,419 --> 01:35:20,419
都回回那个一天五个小时的时候啊

2409
01:35:20,419 --> 01:35:21,350
哈哈哈

2410
01:35:21,350 --> 01:35:22,850
这个年景不好

2411
01:35:22,850 --> 01:35:24,200
年景不好啊

2412
01:35:24,200 --> 01:35:25,700
别急啊

2413
01:35:27,080 --> 01:35:28,610
花了几杯

2414
01:35:28,610 --> 01:35:30,560
唱了几段

2415
01:35:30,560 --> 01:35:33,500
你却哭了

2416
01:35:35,059 --> 01:35:38,179
想去安慰却不知什么

2417
01:35:38,179 --> 01:35:41,690
日常听你主播如何评价

2418
01:35:41,690 --> 01:35:43,220
主播也该吃

2419
01:35:43,220 --> 01:35:48,460
但是该吃保保证些什么

2420
01:35:48,620 --> 01:35:50,360
这个第五人格真好

2421
01:35:50,360 --> 01:35:50,540
玩

2422
01:35:50,540 --> 01:35:52,219
一下都来了哈哈

2423
01:35:52,219 --> 01:35:53,899
你怎么知道我下播要去玩游戏

2424
01:35:53,899 --> 01:35:55,459
其实我没有怎么玩这个游戏

2425
01:35:55,459 --> 01:35:56,599
一般也就八分钟

2426
01:35:56,599 --> 01:35:58,339
然后我今天就打了15分钟

2427
01:35:58,339 --> 01:35:59,119
两把全输了

2428
01:35:59,119 --> 01:36:01,809
不想玩了的李白

2429
01:36:01,809 --> 01:36:04,209
这就去买号

2430
01:36:04,209 --> 01:36:05,229
买什么号呀

2431
01:36:05,229 --> 01:36:07,389
你要给我谈50个舰长

2432
01:36:07,389 --> 01:36:14,040
然后回到每天每天每天两小时穿梭时间的画面的钟是来自光

2433
01:36:15,679 --> 01:36:17,599
就说明这场赢兽烂完了

2434
01:36:17,599 --> 01:36:18,739
好没脸啊

2435
01:36:18,739 --> 01:36:21,180
你玩个露露怎么能这么美呢

2436
01:36:23,099 --> 01:36:25,049
你可以下播打游戏

2437
01:36:25,049 --> 01:36:26,159
下播不打了

2438
01:36:26,159 --> 01:36:26,759
不打了

2439
01:36:26,759 --> 01:36:28,980
那不是晚上下播的时候

2440
01:36:28,980 --> 01:36:30,300
你们都睡着了呀

2441
01:36:30,300 --> 01:36:33,550
我玩游戏都是加大时间都三四点了

2442
01:36:33,550 --> 01:36:34,630
中国都四五点了

2443
01:36:34,630 --> 01:36:37,580
我水个群唱歌都没人给我鼓掌的

2444
01:36:37,580 --> 01:36:38,600
还播呀

2445
01:36:38,600 --> 01:36:41,420
那这都都都都没有人理我了

2446
01:36:41,420 --> 01:36:42,560
我还直播了

2447
01:36:42,560 --> 01:36:45,929
那回到多少

2448
01:36:45,929 --> 01:36:47,669
刚刚开播的时间

2449
01:36:47,669 --> 01:36:48,809
定格画面

2450
01:36:48,809 --> 01:36:50,159
每天两个小时

2451
01:36:50,159 --> 01:36:51,179
贼开心吧

2452
01:36:51,179 --> 01:36:59,460
那时候嗯你可以睡前别摇尾巴了好了

2453
01:36:59,460 --> 01:37:03,120
主播上船有没有小金花走错地方了

2454
01:37:03,120 --> 01:37:04,740
你去那个小小溪呀

2455
01:37:04,740 --> 01:37:05,700
你去小溪呀

2456
01:37:05,700 --> 01:37:09,240
我是我是那个那个那个那个我是燕燕

2457
01:37:09,240 --> 01:37:10,180
走错了

2458
01:37:10,180 --> 01:37:16,620
你给过我的伤害是没有离去

2459
01:37:16,620 --> 01:37:20,200
责怪拜拜

2460
01:37:22,120 --> 01:37:27,640
千年难上悲伤无言

2461
01:37:29,580 --> 01:37:31,120
拜拜喵

2462
01:37:33,860 --> 01:37:35,480
老粉一看主播唱歌

2463
01:37:35,480 --> 01:37:41,780
马上把那个那个那个什么马上把音量关掉是吧

2464
01:37:50,059 --> 01:37:51,799
再也不想见到我了

2465
01:37:51,799 --> 01:37:52,939
你怎么说气话

2466
01:37:52,939 --> 01:37:53,779
你别说气话

2467
01:37:53,779 --> 01:37:54,799
万一我当真了

2468
01:37:54,799 --> 01:37:56,350
再也不来了怎么办

2469
01:37:56,350 --> 01:37:57,820
谢谢大家的小花

2470
01:37:57,820 --> 01:37:58,870
送点门票

2471
01:37:58,870 --> 01:38:00,970
谢谢奈亚的天启命令

2472
01:38:00,970 --> 01:38:04,760
现在工具人的天启命令和纪元飞艇

2473
01:38:04,760 --> 01:38:05,390
谢谢谢谢

2474
01:38:05,390 --> 01:38:07,680
谢谢杰瑞的学长收到

2475
01:38:09,760 --> 01:38:13,840
落日天空的摸摸和晚上璀璨烟火红的鸟里的动

2476
01:38:13,840 --> 01:38:15,440
感谢支持

2477
01:38:16,220 --> 01:38:17,540
什么歌呀

2478
01:38:17,540 --> 01:38:19,580
听起来很奇怪呀

2479
01:38:20,720 --> 01:38:21,380
听哪个

2480
01:38:21,380 --> 01:38:22,780
我想听那个

2481
01:38:38,140 --> 01:38:41,640
on the power line remember to put on protection

2482
01:38:41,640 --> 01:38:49,030
lake down your pieces of your creational in my darrator in the sualization

2483
01:38:49,030 --> 01:38:50,560
set up a new world

2484
01:38:50,560 --> 01:38:53,180
and let's begin the mulation

2485
01:39:07,680 --> 01:39:09,080
i'm a set of points

2486
01:39:09,080 --> 01:39:10,280
then i will give you

2487
01:39:10,280 --> 01:39:11,600
my i mean sure if

2488
01:39:11,600 --> 01:39:12,800
i'm a circle

2489
01:39:12,800 --> 01:39:13,040
then

2490
01:39:13,040 --> 01:39:13,940
i will give you

2491
01:39:13,940 --> 01:39:16,680
my friends of ha sign with me

2492
01:39:16,700 --> 01:39:17,420
you can say

2493
01:39:17,420 --> 01:39:17,900
oh no

2494
01:39:17,900 --> 01:39:20,180
my hand is file trinfinity

2495
01:39:20,180 --> 01:39:20,820
then you can

2496
01:39:20,930 --> 01:39:23,700
但也一直想见到主播

2497
01:39:23,700 --> 01:39:24,540
不要多话

2498
01:39:24,540 --> 01:39:27,060
我们晚上再见

2499
01:39:30,049 --> 01:39:33,370
can travel to waiting to be sad

2500
01:39:33,370 --> 01:39:36,310
we can you like sy place for the

2501
01:39:36,310 --> 01:39:36,640
b

2502
01:39:37,580 --> 01:39:41,030
成年二卷中有34年的时间

2503
01:39:41,030 --> 01:39:43,150
那真人的中年

2504
01:39:43,150 --> 01:39:44,800
so i turing

2505
01:39:44,800 --> 01:39:46,270
i can make you happy

2506
01:39:46,270 --> 01:39:47,540
i will run to

2507
01:39:47,540 --> 01:39:50,719
这首歌we are true to the same s

2508
01:40:10,580 --> 01:40:13,850
whatever from the end to hear those

2509
01:40:13,850 --> 01:40:16,330
which i roland

2510
01:40:17,719 --> 01:40:20,089
you can turn the trance

2511
01:40:20,089 --> 01:40:20,930
the trance

2512
01:40:20,930 --> 01:40:22,730
if i can miss

2513
01:40:22,730 --> 01:40:25,520
i can feel your my grations in

2514
01:40:25,520 --> 01:40:29,360
i can i can finally become from you

2515
01:40:29,360 --> 01:40:31,220
have to you have left you

2516
01:40:31,220 --> 01:40:32,180
have to you

2517
01:40:32,180 --> 01:40:33,080
i love you

2518
01:40:33,080 --> 01:40:34,430
i like you have to

2519
01:40:41,150 --> 01:40:44,060
没有秘密的小感觉

2520
01:40:44,060 --> 01:40:46,620
我真的我看不懂

2521
01:40:47,300 --> 01:40:49,070
我想见到主播

2522
01:40:49,070 --> 01:40:50,060
我看不懂

2523
01:40:50,060 --> 01:40:50,780
诶阿湘

2524
01:40:50,780 --> 01:40:52,960
这个是什么意思啊

2525
01:40:53,179 --> 01:40:54,379
这个是什么意思啊

2526
01:40:54,379 --> 01:40:56,179
这什么什么代码吗

2527
01:40:56,179 --> 01:40:57,420
这个是

2528
01:41:10,020 --> 01:41:12,860
正则表达式

2529
01:41:19,320 --> 01:41:26,440
pixel有分布而执念而真挚的目的就是没买着没拿着你

2530
01:41:37,540 --> 01:41:38,700
欢迎来

2531
01:41:46,279 --> 01:41:49,179
昨晚做梦梦到你养了一只新猫

2532
01:41:49,179 --> 01:41:50,520
是我吗

2533
01:41:51,080 --> 01:41:52,460
是紫色的吗

2534
01:41:52,460 --> 01:41:54,220
会吃大米吗

2535
01:41:55,260 --> 01:41:57,680
谢谢拜拜

2536
01:41:57,680 --> 01:41:59,840
晚上见

2537
01:42:04,300 --> 01:42:05,280
声音

2538
01:42:13,000 --> 01:42:15,340
不是大家我不是学这个人

2539
01:42:15,340 --> 01:42:17,709
我怎么我怎么能懂呢

2540
01:42:17,709 --> 01:42:19,209
我不是学这个的

2541
01:42:19,209 --> 01:42:23,469
我知道你们或多或少都都要么就是双学位计算机

2542
01:42:23,469 --> 01:42:26,329
要么就是单修一个计算机问题

2543
01:42:26,329 --> 01:42:27,949
就是这东西对于我来说

2544
01:42:27,949 --> 01:42:31,010
就像你是大家都是都是水灵根

2545
01:42:31,010 --> 01:42:32,960
但是我是我是什么呢

2546
01:42:32,960 --> 01:42:34,550
我是序列五的

2547
01:42:34,550 --> 01:42:35,390
不是我是什么

2548
01:42:35,390 --> 01:42:38,870
我是我是那个那个我是那个占卜家序列的一样

2549
01:42:38,870 --> 01:42:42,600
咱们不是一个根本不是一个赛道的东西啊

2550
01:42:42,600 --> 01:42:46,720
你说你你说大家都知道用这个水灵根怎么造水问题

2551
01:42:46,720 --> 01:42:48,700
就是老子根本不学这个东西

2552
01:42:48,700 --> 01:42:50,860
我怎么会知道这些东西

2553
01:42:50,980 --> 01:42:51,640
好啦

2554
01:42:51,640 --> 01:42:52,780
那我玩玩

2555
01:42:52,780 --> 01:42:54,800
我要是那个啊不对

2556
01:42:54,800 --> 01:42:57,620
早安早安系系列系列

2557
01:42:57,620 --> 01:42:59,000
不是不是不是那个意思啊

2558
01:42:59,000 --> 01:43:02,560
不是那hello bb

2559
01:43:16,220 --> 01:43:17,660
怎么刚来就白白

2560
01:43:17,660 --> 01:43:19,540
你刚来多久

2561
01:43:50,340 --> 01:43:53,229
哎呀看不起我们下播

2562
01:43:53,229 --> 01:43:54,369
拜拜拜拜

2563
01:43:54,369 --> 01:43:56,919
我下播了忘下播了忘了

2564
01:43:56,919 --> 01:43:59,720
现在点一下下播下不去得点两下