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♪ baby baby ♪

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♪ your honey milk shake makes me ♪

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♪ one love ♪

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♪ three times ♪

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♪ baby baby ♪

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♪ let's go away ♪

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♪ women never been in my life ♪

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♪ i like when your lips ♪

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♪ tastes like a candy ♪

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♪ kiss spring on a little lmine ♪

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♪ yeah ♪

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♪ i might look like it's cool ♪

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♪ but in my head ♪

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♪ you already love me ♪

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♪ three times ♪

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♪ so baby milk honey keeping comment ♪

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♪ if you wanna love me out to see the look in your eyes ♪

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♪ i can wait live this body with you ♪

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♪ hide put your body on your promise ♪

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♪ i love you ♪

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♪ three times ♪

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♪ oh baby ♪

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♪ baby ♪

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♪ all lights on you ♪

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♪ this is hblowing my mind ♪

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♪ oh baby ♪

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♪ baby ♪

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♪ i'm looking at you ♪

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♪ that one is wrong ♪

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♪ but alright ♪

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♪ so baby give me ♪

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♪ what you wanna be my gio ♪

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♪ it's a wrong ♪

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♪ and they're like we wanna chase some milk and honey ♪

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♪ we wanna taste a little bit ♪

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♪ the mistake call your name ♪

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♪ and i'm like gonna ♪

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♪ get it to girls ♪

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♪ it's so baby and honey keep them coming ♪

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♪ if you wanna love me ♪

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♪ i can see the look in your eyes ♪

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♪ i can't tell me your body with you ♪

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♪ honey put your body on me ♪

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♪ promise ♪

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♪ and i love you ♪

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♪ three gu ♪

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啊啊喂喂

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今天这个嗯嗯嗯

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♪ oh no no ♪

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i wanna feel

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我咋感觉今天这个麦延迟这么高呢

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哎呦咋回事

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今天今天的麦颜值好高啊

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嗯我不睡觉了吗

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本来本来这个点哎

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我应该边吃饭边看那个i6 的

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今晚的比赛打完了哈哈

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我忘了今天没有了

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我想了半天了啊

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所以就没什么事嘛

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来来吃个外卖跟大家聊聊天啊

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主播真的铁火星人

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你知道吧

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真正的铁火星人

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我都不知道那个什么我都不知道

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我都不知道那个那个那个陨石的事情

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就我刚才刷那个b站首页

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然后看到什么12月份杭州陨石实录

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然后我特别好奇点进去啊

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那个那个那个那个那个正好那个人就在

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就在那边哎呦开车

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然后直接把他录下来了

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我超哈人

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我想到我以前小的时候好像确实是经常想过

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就是流星啊

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是的

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它落到落到地上会落到什么地方啊

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哎呦谢谢薇薇老师的小花呀

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阿里嘎多

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外卖老师也是有流星大老师吗

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外卖老师我想找小刘

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现在老师约稿

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但是我我又特别不好意思私信了

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人家人家没理我

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哎呦哎呦

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昨天不是呃

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大家不是说让我换点话题吗

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我就那个什么别老婆老婆老师啊

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老师老师

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你还接那个看见了

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他说鸡好好好好

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我们下播详聊啊

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昨天昨天那个这个这个这个

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我大半夜的没睡着觉啊啊老婆老婆借口啊

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大半夜没睡着觉

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然后去逛了一下那个b站工坊啊

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就就然后怒下单

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下了四位数的单

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我带着钻戒来了

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结婚结婚

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老朋友能答了

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这是画画的老师啊

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这这是画画的老师呃

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主播的脸怎么变小了

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这是一种错觉

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你看看看看看紫色肥猫说说喂

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不要打人

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女生就喊老婆

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那是人家愿意的

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人家人家愿意啊

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老师老师

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我们下播细说啊

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我看看找您找您打个什么样的委托嗯

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白白老师中午好

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中午好

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天机天下莫言

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清代老师中午好

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菲躲在猫猫怀中

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中午好

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大前一向自助

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李光曦

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小叶超人

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小小西施

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海任东方正韭菜呃

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中午好

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四川很秀

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嗯嗯好紫色肥猫

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老大大跟大家的心机比

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拉满了

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还是还是穿着吧

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这人情冷漠的22894962

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只有我的大衣能给我带来一丝温暖

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真是人

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我超好久不见的毛衣猫猫

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还是超级蛮对呀

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在跟外嗨老师打游戏

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没有没有

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我是最小

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因为一般来说触发了那个自动回复的话

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好像好像好像

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好像他就没有办法在那个私信里面显示了

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因为我这边有一条自动回复没有写完对

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然后然后那个什么呀

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我这边就经常收到一些没有那个小红点提示的

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那个时候

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然后然后就在那个边上嗯

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一点开才发现有人给我发消息了

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这么阴间哪阴间了

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kz哈哈

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这不是下午吗

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特别适合直播的一个时间啊

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你看着围巾像跟要勒死猫一样

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它本来是这种设定

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本来是那种能遮住脸的设定啊

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但是这个围巾遮脸的话好像不是特别好做呀

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于是就低头的时候就感觉这个围巾有点太厚了

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但抬头的时候你就觉得它很正常

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可能这就是紫色回猫了的蛋白

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别人看你最新的金色牌子是不是可以喊老婆了

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谁的牌子接你去喊谁

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不要喊我

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不不要站边啊

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下午好

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你说你怎么就开播了捏

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来参加一下疯狂星期五

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虽然应该是没法疯狂

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你放假了没放呢

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颠三倒四日夜颠倒的在这边在这边上课呢

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哎呦但是快了

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再有个一两天就放

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今天主要是我人还没吃饭

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对还没吃饭呢

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大家可能可能可能要吃个饭钱

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我好想买个那种那种桌子呀

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桌子放电脑

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又放设备

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又放书

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放不下了

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又放假了

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大家还有你的二一是老婆

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可以啊

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你喊他们哈哈

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你喊他们

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你在这边虚空召唤是吧

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你喊你喊主播

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主播是改不了了

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有没有住在那个虚拟杭州附近

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那鼻音好重

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感冒了

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我刚睡醒

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就是这样的

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也不是刚睡醒吧

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就是没休息好的时候

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刚睡醒或者没睡觉的时候

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然后好久好久不开口了

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就是这样的

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我红妆鼻炎这个问题吧

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鼻炎挺严重的

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我超这这饭怎么凉成这个样子啊

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♪ 也会这样 ♪

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♪ 慢慢喜欢你 ♪

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♪ 慢慢的亲密 ♪

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♪ 慢慢慢聊自己 ♪

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♪ 慢慢和你走在一起 ♪

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你怎么砍了这么多阴阳人的金牌子

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小团体是吧

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小团体是吧

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你的翅膀也太多了

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6月大天使

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我还挺好奇那个掉陨石的事情

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有没有住在那个附近的

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就住在虚拟杭州附近的

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陨石掉在身边是一种什么样的感受啊

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一般这种开头

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难道不都是有一些重要的事情要发生了

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比如随着陨石从天而这样一个无敌美少女

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然后她带有神奇的力量啊

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或者她她他带着那个陨石拥有一些什么呃

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一些什么毒液呀

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然后什么异形啊之类的东西吗

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这东西没有砸到居民去吧

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好恐怖啊

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好多鸡

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我抄了好多鸡

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谢谢超人的小花

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阿里嘎等

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我感觉不如米耶哈

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陨石还挺值钱

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主播是不是小说看多了

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是这种感觉

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今日份热搜陨石不要洗

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他没有辐射吗

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可是可是陨石没有辐射吗

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有辐射的话

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接触他会不会有问题啊

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还是小心点吧

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偷一片碎片

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划自己一刀

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你当蜘蛛侠

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滑稽一张不行

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太凉了

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这个饭我没把它拿进来

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这个天气他在外面待了这么长时间

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好凉啊

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但我现在都直播了

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我也不能下楼去拿微波炉热了呀

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算了不吃了

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慢慢的老去有锤子辐射

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因为据说电子产品的辐射是知识水平越高

250
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然后辐射程度越小

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是真的吗

252
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不会不会

253
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陨石的辐射也是制程度越高

254
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然后辐射水平越小吧

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♪ 奈写到喜出窗外的风 ♪

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不难吃

257
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但实在是太凉了

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就这么凉

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吃下去绝对绝对绝对晚上会胃疼

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所以不吃了

261
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暂时先不吃了

262
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现在那个什么吧

263
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今天这个这个这个到底为什么延迟这么大呀

264
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好奇怪哦

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我听你说话好诡异

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千万别吃凉饭

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真的我说实话

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大家千万千万千万不要吃凉饭

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主播就是就是以前是不太吃

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特别特别烫的那种啊

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然后到了现在就变成了吃凉饭

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就是菜做完之后可能第一顿吃热的嘛

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然后第二顿就不想热

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就直接吃常温的了

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然后就这么吃了1年多

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感觉胃确实是不太行了

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千万千万不要学

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我

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尤其这种放在室外的冰冰凉凉的

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跟那个爆冰一样的饭

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千万不要吃

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人真的是很很奇妙的东西啊

283
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你吃那个冰粥

284
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吃冰沙

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吃刨冰那么凉

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喝个冰可乐那么凉

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一点事都没有

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结果呢

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你吃那个什么

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你吃这种稍微凉一点的饭

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那就会出问题嗯

292
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一烫顶三鲜

293
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你别吃太烫嘛

294
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我吃凉饭

295
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其实一开始不是因为懒得热或者什么样

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或者图方便

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而是我家里面就是热水要喝

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特别特别烫的

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然后那个菜呢也要吃

300
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最最最最刚出锅的就夸张到什么程度呃

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假如说这个菜它出锅了五分钟

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放在桌子上

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三分钟就说它凉透了就要重新热呃

304
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所以我其实特别特别不喜欢吃刚出锅的热菜

305
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因为对身体其实也不好

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食道容易出问题啊

307
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但是好像成年人就没感觉这东西烫

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你知道吗

309
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我就是猫舌头

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我就觉得特别烫

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人家觉得啊没有啊

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我就不烫啊

313
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就我我我最不想听到的就是这句话

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没有啊

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我觉得可以呀

316
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我说那是我吃

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又不是你吃

318
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然后我就等等完之后

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哎呀都凉了都凉了

320
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就这样啊对了

321
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这刚出锅的才好吃

322
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你小心食道出问题啊

323
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你小心嗯

324
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我主要是我家一楼那个温度常年就很低

325
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非常低

326
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真的很定

327
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然后就所以说那个基本上常温放个三四个小时

328
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不会有太大的问题

329
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你觉得不烫不是一件好事

330
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你觉得烫应该踩才算好事

331
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你觉得不烫真的不是好事

332
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有暖气

333
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但是二楼最热

334
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地下室基本没有什么肉

335
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一楼的话因为落地窗比较多吧

336
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然后一楼又没有没有没有窗帘之类的东西

337
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然后还有两三个就通往室外的门

338
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加拿大这边的门都跟自由新政一样

339
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粽子贼大

340
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然后材质贼破烂

341
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感觉一个成年男性多多给他们两拳

342
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就能把它打碎呀

343
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所以反而反而是感觉到

344
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真是一个嗯全屏自主的一个哈哈哈

345
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一个社区啊

346
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呃鬼鬼大落地窗

347
00:14:09,359 --> 00:14:12,400
富婆不是落地窗

348
00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:15,250
这个东西在21楼就特别爽爽

349
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看福凯

350
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你知道吧

351
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但你要是在一楼

352
00:14:18,430 --> 00:14:22,059
那真的已经变成了看风景的人

353
00:14:22,059 --> 00:14:23,499
站在室外看你

354
00:14:23,499 --> 00:14:25,539
你你坐在室内看风景

355
00:14:25,539 --> 00:14:28,000
看风景的人在室外看你

356
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真的就是这种感觉

357
00:14:29,260 --> 00:14:30,319
你明白吗

358
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没有别的感觉了

359
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:35,890
真的就这种感觉

360
00:14:35,890 --> 00:14:39,070
你半夜睡觉的时候都得看一眼那个窗帘

361
00:14:39,070 --> 00:14:40,090
拉没拉严实

362
00:14:40,090 --> 00:14:41,830
因为万一路过一个变态

363
00:14:41,830 --> 00:14:44,660
一个斯托卡把脸贴在那个玻璃上面

364
00:14:44,660 --> 00:14:46,880
他就直接能看到你的睡姿

365
00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:47,870
你知道吗

366
00:14:47,870 --> 00:14:50,570
一楼的落地窗真的特别危险

367
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哎呦主播会去外面擦窗户吗

368
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我不会

369
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我不擦

370
00:14:56,310 --> 00:14:57,180
我不擦

371
00:14:57,180 --> 00:14:58,680
又不是我的房子

372
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:02,060
就喜欢在大落地窗前狠狠发力

373
00:15:02,060 --> 00:15:06,800
我觉得你在58楼的大落地窗狠狠发力

374
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,709
还能叫一种情去啊

375
00:15:08,709 --> 00:15:10,959
你在一楼的落地窗发力

376
00:15:10,959 --> 00:15:13,599
那到底是你在你在享受着

377
00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:16,240
享受着俯瞰世界的快感

378
00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:18,859
还是周围的人享受着呃

379
00:15:18,859 --> 00:15:21,799
现场直播的美感呢真是牺牲自己

380
00:15:21,799 --> 00:15:23,419
造福他人的一个人啊

381
00:15:24,460 --> 00:15:27,820
建议建议你自己住一下一楼的那个落地窗

382
00:15:27,820 --> 00:15:31,020
然后直接外面就是路

383
00:15:31,020 --> 00:15:32,640
你就知道是咋回事了

384
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:33,300
你知道吗

385
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,310
窗户是不反光的

386
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:36,150
你知道吗

387
00:15:36,150 --> 00:15:39,630
哎呦懒猫又不是我的房子

388
00:15:39,630 --> 00:15:40,530
我擦擦干嘛

389
00:15:40,530 --> 00:15:41,850
谁的房子谁擦

390
00:15:41,850 --> 00:15:45,070
反正我不擦我的房子

391
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:46,090
我擦啊

392
00:15:46,090 --> 00:15:49,230
他的房子他擦嗯

393
00:15:49,230 --> 00:15:51,540
主播会卡洗衣机里面吗

394
00:15:51,540 --> 00:15:54,450
爬滚别跟我开黄色玩笑

395
00:15:54,450 --> 00:15:59,959
滚我才知道我的生命在绽放

396
00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:02,270
很喜欢在什么

397
00:16:02,270 --> 00:16:04,400
真恶心真恶心

398
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:10,520
哪里有有些人就是卧槽

399
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:12,920
这才是高能吧

400
00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:13,790
哎呦哎呦

401
00:16:13,790 --> 00:16:15,440
投降投降

402
00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:20,120
♪ 说100年前你不是你 ♪

403
00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:22,980
♪ 我不是我 ♪

404
00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:29,690
我们12月底到1月会有一个新的服装设计

405
00:16:29,690 --> 00:16:32,350
一个新的立绘

406
00:16:32,350 --> 00:16:37,240
然后新的等身抱枕和壁纸

407
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:40,520
还有什么万

408
00:16:59,820 --> 00:17:07,359
然后本来没有想做那个圣诞的特别上舰礼物呃

409
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:08,829
但是想一想嘛

410
00:17:08,829 --> 00:17:10,209
就是过节嘛

411
00:17:10,209 --> 00:17:13,140
圣诞的那天我们可以啊

412
00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:16,940
越来越高

413
00:17:16,940 --> 00:17:17,840
摸鱼头

414
00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:22,820
不知道可不可以拿来做那个宣传海报之类的

415
00:17:22,820 --> 00:17:29,120
不知道人家算不算算不算那什么小青蛙找老婆

416
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:31,310
这个真的找不到了

417
00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:33,770
♪ 世界的人是假的 ♪

418
00:17:33,770 --> 00:17:36,770
♪ 没什么执着 ♪

419
00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:38,600
100年前

420
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,250
♪ 你不是你 ♪

421
00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:46,650
♪ 我不是我被时间的人是假的 ♪

422
00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:48,570
♪ 本来没因果 ♪

423
00:17:49,770 --> 00:17:51,600
100对面我熟

424
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,070
对面是玩五的

425
00:17:53,070 --> 00:17:53,910
对面啊

426
00:17:53,910 --> 00:17:56,850
不是我不是我不是不是我俩互相认识

427
00:17:56,850 --> 00:17:59,929
而是我我我知道他是谁呃

428
00:18:01,009 --> 00:18:02,269
他450的

429
00:18:02,269 --> 00:18:03,859
我记得欢迎中音

430
00:18:03,859 --> 00:18:05,119
下午好

431
00:18:05,119 --> 00:18:08,600
小青蛙的蛙是扣错的啊

432
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,760
ok可以了

433
00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:11,360
下午好

434
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:13,040
下午好

435
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,610
还会被搏杀呀

436
00:18:15,610 --> 00:18:17,290
对面是玩五的

437
00:18:17,290 --> 00:18:20,890
我知道打谁在闹

438
00:18:20,890 --> 00:18:22,770
但不知道被吞了

439
00:18:22,770 --> 00:18:25,440
好像这个词是不太对劲的吧

440
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:26,970
这词这词对吗

441
00:18:26,970 --> 00:18:28,240
好像不太对

442
00:18:31,020 --> 00:18:34,280
是真的人是假的

443
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,860
没什么执着

444
00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:39,320
主播的歌声

445
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:43,420
我知道你在讽刺我

446
00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:45,420
乱讲话是吧

447
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,700
主播就是就是现在现在这个情况

448
00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:53,360
就是在杂谈主播直播间找歌里

449
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:56,660
然后说歌力主播像电子播放器

450
00:18:56,660 --> 00:19:00,110
说游戏主播只要摁打游戏没活

451
00:19:00,110 --> 00:19:05,160
哎呦陷入了一种被他人评价的漩涡之中

452
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:06,000
无法自拔

453
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,220
我现在说话嘴好疼啊

454
00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:09,420
咳咳

455
00:19:09,420 --> 00:19:11,160
现在荆轲的观众

456
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:12,540
我现在说话嘴好疼啊

457
00:19:12,540 --> 00:19:14,850
大家哎呦

458
00:19:14,850 --> 00:19:16,440
喝醉酒

459
00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:19,020
下午一节我现在去哪儿

460
00:19:19,020 --> 00:19:22,950
我现在这这人气还一剪呢

461
00:19:22,950 --> 00:19:23,610
我去哪

462
00:19:23,610 --> 00:19:26,670
我能哪个时段我都排不上前20了

463
00:19:26,670 --> 00:19:30,880
应该嗯嗯你配不来啊

464
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:34,480
不今天有没有什么概率改变啊

465
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,520
我看一下那个星期五活动

466
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:39,899
感觉不如心动盲盒六倍就不好玩

467
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:42,800
♪ 青蛙它在找老婆 ♪

468
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:45,710
他看见紫色粉末虽然什么都没有

469
00:19:45,710 --> 00:19:47,510
但依人就喜欢这样的

470
00:19:47,510 --> 00:19:52,410
你怎么能代替伊人表示自己的审美了

471
00:19:52,410 --> 00:19:55,040
让我看看

472
00:19:55,380 --> 00:19:57,360
♪ 我只是一只猫咪 ♪

473
00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,880
♪ 跟你配不来啊 ♪

474
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:00,900
♪ 不啊 ♪

475
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:07,620
不跟你5%的那个什么璀璨钻石

476
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,660
♪ 池塘边有只青蛙 ♪

477
00:20:09,660 --> 00:20:11,760
♪ 它在找老婆 ♪

478
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:16,600
他看见一只不是那个什么至尊盲盒

479
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,820
疯狂星期五产出概率

480
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:23,200
就是是把什么东西提高了呀

481
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:28,399
把那个钻石的倍数翻了50倍是吧

482
00:20:28,420 --> 00:20:31,320
这有什么好玩的呀

483
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:33,030
15的盒子没变

484
00:20:33,030 --> 00:20:35,940
那个好像50多个100的变了

485
00:20:35,940 --> 00:20:38,020
但是50和100的

486
00:20:38,020 --> 00:20:39,160
50和100的

487
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:42,790
从0.1%的爆率变成了5%

488
00:20:42,790 --> 00:20:44,100
好逆天啊

489
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:47,040
正当什么凌晨5.五点

490
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:48,600
现在也没法当当

491
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:53,700
那个就是榜前123了

492
00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:56,070
好像五点现在也当不了了

493
00:20:56,070 --> 00:20:58,840
好像威斯特法下午好

494
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:01,740
紫色肥猫成为万舰大v

495
00:21:01,740 --> 00:21:04,050
会不会忘掉自己的原始粉丝

496
00:21:04,050 --> 00:21:06,000
怎么大家就所有的观众

497
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,379
是不是都都担心这个问题啊

498
00:21:08,620 --> 00:21:11,140
不应该老回应这个问题啊

499
00:21:11,140 --> 00:21:14,440
天天在这pv主播不应该老回应这个问题

500
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,000
哈哈送不起

501
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,100
太贵了太贵了

502
00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:19,080
看吧

503
00:21:21,660 --> 00:21:22,919
♪ 让人心 ♪

504
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:31,320
谢谢东一场自摸九莲宝灯的闪耀

505
00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:33,300
盲盒的旅行日记

506
00:21:33,300 --> 00:21:34,890
红豆你阿里嘎多

507
00:21:34,890 --> 00:21:36,379
谢谢谢谢

508
00:21:37,180 --> 00:21:39,780
叠叠和麻麻的大勾勾

509
00:21:39,780 --> 00:21:40,740
什么cp粉

510
00:21:40,740 --> 00:21:42,909
我觉得他都不能说是什么

511
00:21:42,909 --> 00:21:45,249
只要叠叠和麻麻能在一起

512
00:21:45,249 --> 00:21:46,269
我宁愿当狗

513
00:21:46,269 --> 00:21:49,869
这样的这种这种抱着这样的决心气的艾莉啊

514
00:21:49,869 --> 00:21:55,129
你的cp脑一定会传达到你的两位单推身上啊

515
00:21:55,129 --> 00:21:55,819
你知道吧

516
00:21:55,819 --> 00:22:00,160
嗯为什么要抱着你啊

517
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:05,379
谢谢九穿着打call嗯嗯

518
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:11,060
5%出赚的概率太大了吧

519
00:22:11,780 --> 00:22:14,379
我在想要不换一个别的

520
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:16,560
怎么排

521
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:16,980
一个人

522
00:22:16,980 --> 00:22:19,860
一个人高能榜就哐哐的五位数的电池啊

523
00:22:19,860 --> 00:22:21,480
肥猫今晚冠军有没有说法

524
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:22,800
有啥说法呀

525
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:26,290
哈哈距离获奖126.2万

526
00:22:26,290 --> 00:22:27,910
这这有啥说法呀

527
00:22:27,910 --> 00:22:28,930
这这怎么说

528
00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:33,089
除非我们今天我们今天开开那个什么

529
00:22:33,089 --> 00:22:35,609
开一个满的奇幻之城出来

530
00:22:35,609 --> 00:22:37,349
还能有啥说法呀

531
00:22:40,209 --> 00:22:42,480
播瘾犯了嗯

532
00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:44,950
主播如何评价

533
00:22:44,950 --> 00:22:47,830
昨天某群友大肆宣扬

534
00:22:47,830 --> 00:22:49,360
说自己不那什么

535
00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:52,240
今天一早说呃这个东西吧

536
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:54,640
就是早晚的事啊

537
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:57,220
早晚的事你早上没那个啥啊

538
00:22:57,220 --> 00:22:58,900
你晚上可能也会那个啥

539
00:22:58,900 --> 00:23:02,090
所以现在最好就是你还没那啥的时候

540
00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:03,590
你就好好准备着

541
00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:05,390
别不要嘲笑别人

542
00:23:05,390 --> 00:23:08,600
因为嘲笑别人来就马上就轮到自己

543
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:12,340
眼泪都要互动的

544
00:23:12,340 --> 00:23:13,540
都是看小v

545
00:23:13,540 --> 00:23:14,920
看大火或者乐子

546
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:15,760
看大v

547
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:16,660
那是这样的

548
00:23:16,660 --> 00:23:19,540
但我主播现在这互动做的也不是特别好呀

549
00:23:19,540 --> 00:23:22,400
你在风舞打pk是这样的

550
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:25,100
没事我们今天应该会把电输完了吧

551
00:23:25,100 --> 00:23:26,840
我今天好像没赢过啊

552
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:28,460
应该会把电输完了

553
00:23:28,460 --> 00:23:29,300
没关系啊

554
00:23:29,300 --> 00:23:33,260
嗯啊啊啊

555
00:23:33,260 --> 00:23:35,240
对面是不带皮套的

556
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:36,080
搏杀的

557
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:37,040
对面谁啊

558
00:23:38,780 --> 00:23:41,889
对面全家强

559
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:46,390
哎主播这辈子就没打赢过

560
00:23:46,390 --> 00:23:47,260
就什么

561
00:23:47,260 --> 00:23:50,380
以前以前以前2020年的时候

562
00:23:50,380 --> 00:23:52,450
被那个瑶瑶摁着打

563
00:23:52,450 --> 00:23:55,120
现在被那个小妹跟枪枪摁着打

564
00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:58,030
哈哈我一看头像才发现啊

565
00:23:58,030 --> 00:24:00,340
投降投降投降投降

566
00:24:00,340 --> 00:24:05,760
我怎么我这么跟我这么个白白白银

567
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:07,280
为什么能排到人家

568
00:24:07,490 --> 00:24:10,610
白银说的话我觉得都对

569
00:24:10,610 --> 00:24:11,240
为什么

570
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:12,110
因为因为

571
00:24:12,110 --> 00:24:16,040
因为主播已经是一个癌症晚期的情况了

572
00:24:16,260 --> 00:24:18,660
白银说的话我觉得都对呀

573
00:24:18,660 --> 00:24:19,080
你知道吗

574
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:20,760
小v氛围也很纯真

575
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,720
你看我像纯真的一样吗

576
00:24:22,740 --> 00:24:24,420
好像丁真还差不多

577
00:24:24,420 --> 00:24:25,710
我还纯真呢

578
00:24:25,710 --> 00:24:27,180
你不是拉黑了吗

579
00:24:27,180 --> 00:24:28,320
怎么还能匹配到

580
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:31,720
我怀疑他这个拉黑是嗯

581
00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:33,460
怎么说呢

582
00:24:33,460 --> 00:24:36,880
他这个拉黑机制有点问题在身上的

583
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:37,800
你知道吧

584
00:24:38,660 --> 00:24:40,000
我拉谁

585
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:44,430
然后就也不会完全的匹不到

586
00:24:44,430 --> 00:24:47,300
我也不知道为什么欢迎春雪

587
00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:49,560
下午好

588
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,780
反正我们就聊一会儿啊

589
00:24:51,780 --> 00:24:54,840
因为本来是想边吃饭边聊天的

590
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:56,280
但是饭太凉了

591
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,239
等下我下播还得去热一下

592
00:24:58,239 --> 00:25:01,779
所以所以就没有这个边吃饭边聊天的环节了

593
00:25:01,779 --> 00:25:03,219
杂谈一会儿就走了

594
00:25:03,219 --> 00:25:05,019
因为也没有什么人看我

595
00:25:05,019 --> 00:25:06,300
我知道了

596
00:25:06,780 --> 00:25:08,280
大家都很忙啊

597
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:11,030
不要让紫色背包浪费你的时间啊

598
00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:12,410
对面是谁

599
00:25:12,410 --> 00:25:14,120
对面是老头嗯

600
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:15,890
江江有对

601
00:25:15,890 --> 00:25:17,919
有40级牌子

602
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,940
♪ i will try to heart ♪

603
00:25:20,940 --> 00:25:22,480
♪ and now you know it ♪

604
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:39,330
哒哒哒哒哒紫色肥猫就没有老头

605
00:25:39,330 --> 00:25:40,980
一个很好的问题

606
00:25:40,980 --> 00:25:43,500
一个一个很好的问题

607
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:45,700
肥猫半夜开播

608
00:25:45,700 --> 00:25:47,020
电费都赚不回来

609
00:25:47,020 --> 00:25:49,610
现在大部分时候都这样吧

610
00:25:49,610 --> 00:25:50,840
那你说咋办呢

611
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,820
我不能一下就摆了

612
00:25:52,820 --> 00:25:54,879
也不能不播呀对吧

613
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,899
an example of the po

614
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:02,860
他那个pk就没有什么意思了

615
00:26:02,860 --> 00:26:04,660
感觉不想打了算了

616
00:26:04,660 --> 00:26:05,890
反正打也打不赢

617
00:26:05,890 --> 00:26:07,239
不开这个东西

618
00:26:07,239 --> 00:26:08,379
但不开的话

619
00:26:08,379 --> 00:26:09,819
就比如说它更烂

620
00:26:09,819 --> 00:26:13,479
哎呀没什么办法算了

621
00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:16,120
不聊这个

622
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:17,620
聊点别的

623
00:26:17,660 --> 00:26:19,600
♪ this is broken ♪

624
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:19,930
♪ now ♪

625
00:26:19,930 --> 00:26:21,100
♪ i lie ♪

626
00:26:21,100 --> 00:26:23,560
♪ oh la li ♪

627
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:24,870
♪ tried to h ♪

628
00:26:24,870 --> 00:26:30,760
主播明天要迎来人生中的第一次双机位考试了

629
00:26:31,060 --> 00:26:32,620
可能有点紧张

630
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:38,400
再拿那个手机

631
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:39,840
然后放在后面

632
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:43,750
从后面打一个那个摄像头

633
00:26:43,750 --> 00:26:45,730
然后电脑摄像头也开着

634
00:26:45,730 --> 00:26:47,860
没考过双机位的

635
00:26:47,860 --> 00:26:53,399
有没有懂哥说说双机位跟正常的有什么差别呀

636
00:26:53,420 --> 00:26:57,620
如何评价你失误在办公室打开自由的视频

637
00:26:58,120 --> 00:26:58,980
那不好

638
00:26:58,980 --> 00:27:00,420
怎么睡不着呀

639
00:27:00,420 --> 00:27:01,620
睡不着呀

640
00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:05,700
我考什么考试要的科目呗

641
00:27:05,700 --> 00:27:07,260
那还能考什么

642
00:27:07,620 --> 00:27:08,840
♪ now you know ♪

643
00:27:09,140 --> 00:27:11,480
感觉背景好好看啊

644
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:14,620
不是背景是付费的

645
00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:21,340
多次售卖的ui不是自己画的人

646
00:27:21,340 --> 00:27:23,700
双肩不好唱

647
00:27:23,700 --> 00:27:24,780
不能抄

648
00:27:24,780 --> 00:27:26,600
抄了就出问题了

649
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:28,910
窗户被退学了怎么办啊

650
00:27:28,910 --> 00:27:30,080
没啥差别

651
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:32,080
你把摄像头都关了

652
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:35,200
正常可以作弊就行了

653
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:35,980
但在不行

654
00:27:35,980 --> 00:27:37,180
说说手法不行

655
00:27:37,180 --> 00:27:38,200
再次不考虑这个

656
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:39,500
暂时不考虑这个

657
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:42,860
要考试了

658
00:27:42,860 --> 00:27:44,550
还连什么睡不着觉

659
00:27:44,550 --> 00:27:46,590
我每次要考试的时候

660
00:27:47,610 --> 00:27:49,240
哎呦没事

661
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:51,160
反正就说一会就说一会儿话

662
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:52,810
说个一小时不到

663
00:27:52,810 --> 00:27:53,940
别急

664
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:57,660
♪ shame right ♪

665
00:27:57,660 --> 00:27:59,100
like a diamond

666
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:05,320
开口说话没发现

667
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:10,240
开口说话发现我嘴右边这个伤

668
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:17,699
when i we're like diamonds in the sky

669
00:28:17,699 --> 00:28:19,199
♪ you're a shooting star ♪

670
00:28:19,199 --> 00:28:22,049
♪ i see a vision of ecstasy ♪

671
00:28:22,049 --> 00:28:23,880
♪ when you hold me ♪

672
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:26,040
好讨厌这个东西啊

673
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:27,420
哎呀疯了

674
00:28:28,300 --> 00:28:31,080
是最近没怎么吃维生素吗

675
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:37,809
然后我现在最最右边下边这个地方稍微笑一下

676
00:28:37,809 --> 00:28:40,809
然后说话语速稍微上了一点

677
00:28:40,809 --> 00:28:41,670
它就疼

678
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:51,060
坏了好大一块

679
00:28:52,659 --> 00:28:54,579
你们主播是动画片吗

680
00:28:54,579 --> 00:28:58,880
什么哎哟主播是你的

681
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:01,300
是你电子朋友

682
00:29:01,345 --> 00:29:03,310
及时互动型

683
00:29:03,310 --> 00:29:07,090
2d纸片动画片呢

684
00:29:07,190 --> 00:29:10,690
♪ like a diamond in the sky shine ♪

685
00:29:10,690 --> 00:29:11,420
b

686
00:29:11,420 --> 00:29:14,720
要不下

687
00:29:17,780 --> 00:29:20,330
♪ like diamonds in the sky ♪

688
00:29:20,330 --> 00:29:23,000
♪ shine bright like a diamond ♪

689
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:23,420
♪ shine ♪

690
00:29:23,420 --> 00:29:26,139
♪ bright like a diamond shining ♪

691
00:29:26,139 --> 00:29:28,139
我总忍不住去舔

692
00:29:31,180 --> 00:29:34,200
有没有什么能让他快点好的办法呀

693
00:29:35,580 --> 00:29:37,200
真的总忍不住去舔

694
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:38,550
然后一舔就疼

695
00:29:38,550 --> 00:29:41,110
哈哈哈哈哎呦哎呦

696
00:29:41,110 --> 00:29:42,980
我受不了了

697
00:29:43,060 --> 00:29:46,060
这不是虚拟宠物了

698
00:29:46,060 --> 00:29:49,120
出道以来一直都不是虚拟宠物主播

699
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,830
主播不是你的电子宠物啊

700
00:29:50,830 --> 00:29:51,430
有病吧

701
00:29:53,350 --> 00:29:55,360
嗯今天换衣服了

702
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,620
但是确实哎呦

703
00:30:04,140 --> 00:30:07,670
嘴唇的右下角要坏掉了一块

704
00:30:07,670 --> 00:30:10,010
一开始是找了一个炮

705
00:30:10,010 --> 00:30:12,110
就是一个很小的一个小洞

706
00:30:14,030 --> 00:30:15,200
我都没多想

707
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:18,170
结果三天之后就这样了

708
00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:24,590
幸好主播现在是一个纯纯的宅女啊

709
00:30:24,590 --> 00:30:28,550
要不然嘴唇这个样子没有办法涂口红的

710
00:30:29,930 --> 00:30:35,180
在主播出门还会精心打扮的那个那个年代啊

711
00:30:35,180 --> 00:30:37,940
在主播出门还会精心打扮的那个时候

712
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:41,570
之前有一次头铁

713
00:30:41,570 --> 00:30:46,740
然后嘴唇坏了的时候涂口红简直灾难好吧

714
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:49,610
现在绝对不会再干这种事情了

715
00:30:49,610 --> 00:30:51,860
好像吃柠檬能加快好

716
00:30:51,860 --> 00:30:53,810
真的假的啊

717
00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:54,980
真的呀

718
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:59,560
西瓜霜上火了

719
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,970
好像确实是上火了

720
00:31:03,210 --> 00:31:06,140
人类真是神奇的生物啊

721
00:31:06,140 --> 00:31:11,299
啊在那个身体上面的压力可以反映到那个什么

722
00:31:13,219 --> 00:31:13,850
身体

723
00:31:13,850 --> 00:31:17,090
心理上的压力可以反映到身体上

724
00:31:17,090 --> 00:31:19,670
你上下嘴唇全裂了

725
00:31:19,670 --> 00:31:21,290
尽量这样别笑了

726
00:31:21,290 --> 00:31:22,679
主要我会跟大家说话

727
00:31:22,679 --> 00:31:24,059
我自己忍不住就笑

728
00:31:24,059 --> 00:31:25,460
我就一见啊

729
00:31:25,460 --> 00:31:26,780
一件一件一件

730
00:31:26,780 --> 00:31:28,640
你大家就笑一笑

731
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,980
然后就出大问题

732
00:31:30,980 --> 00:31:31,610
你知道吗

733
00:31:32,670 --> 00:31:34,410
一笑就这样了

734
00:31:34,410 --> 00:31:36,030
哎呀疼疼疼疼

735
00:31:36,030 --> 00:31:38,400
把橘子带皮烧到发黑

736
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:39,330
把皮去掉

737
00:31:39,330 --> 00:31:40,650
吃肉真有用啊

738
00:31:40,650 --> 00:31:44,030
明天去买一兜橘子烧一下看看哦

739
00:31:44,030 --> 00:31:46,580
谢谢九连宝灯的闪耀

740
00:31:46,580 --> 00:31:48,170
盲盒的疯狂心动

741
00:31:48,170 --> 00:31:49,340
亏了20

742
00:31:49,340 --> 00:31:50,210
赚了两块

743
00:31:50,210 --> 00:31:55,360
鉴定为天天为后段的阿里嘎

744
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:55,720
多

745
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:57,180
谢谢谢谢

746
00:31:57,700 --> 00:31:59,200
物质决定意识

747
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,180
意识能反作用于物质的对

748
00:32:01,180 --> 00:32:02,200
就是这种感觉

749
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:03,580
你是不是高中生啊

750
00:32:03,580 --> 00:32:05,280
高中生别看v了

751
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:09,440
能把这段话这么流畅的直接打在弹幕里面

752
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:11,060
第一反应就是这个了

753
00:32:11,060 --> 00:32:16,660
多半多半这个刚离开高中不久啊

754
00:32:16,660 --> 00:32:18,200
我觉得这样的

755
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:23,300
月底还有一张呢

756
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:26,860
闺蜜多吗

757
00:32:27,460 --> 00:32:29,980
不多多的话就把他们拉过来

758
00:32:29,980 --> 00:32:31,510
加入我的阴间传媒

759
00:32:31,510 --> 00:32:33,580
还给他们每个人弄个皮套

760
00:32:33,580 --> 00:32:35,070
然后大家一起

761
00:32:39,780 --> 00:32:42,860
大家一起联合炒作了懂吗

762
00:32:42,860 --> 00:32:44,360
大家一起大家一起联

763
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:45,159
为什么

764
00:32:45,159 --> 00:32:51,960
♪ one of the world and the seware workst ♪

765
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:55,620
今天还能不能赢一把了

766
00:32:58,140 --> 00:33:00,420
今天今天已经非常平和了

767
00:33:00,420 --> 00:33:05,590
但是为什么给主播总是排这样的人呢

768
00:33:05,590 --> 00:33:09,800
主播只是个66胜率的白银而已啊

769
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:13,700
哎哟天挺厉害的

770
00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:15,680
咱们当他不存在吧

771
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:20,200
哎呦服了哈哈哈

772
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:29,520
疯狂刷盒子

773
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:33,740
好哈人啊哈哈哈哈哎呦

774
00:33:33,740 --> 00:33:35,240
谢谢格林的灯牌

775
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:36,140
感谢支持

776
00:33:36,140 --> 00:33:36,740
阿里嘎

777
00:33:36,740 --> 00:33:38,600
多谢谢你啊

778
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:42,139
我今天为什么总是能排到这样的人啊

779
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:44,280
好像分币不刷

780
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:46,440
主打陪伴我超厉害

781
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:48,600
这个这个id可以啊

782
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:50,640
谢谢爱和恩恩的灯牌

783
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:51,750
感谢支持

784
00:33:51,750 --> 00:33:53,880
主播已经没脾气了

785
00:33:55,060 --> 00:33:58,929
肥猫对面是你夺冠路的绊脚石

786
00:33:58,929 --> 00:34:01,089
主播别说夺冠了

787
00:34:01,089 --> 00:34:03,680
主播现在前50都进不去了

788
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:07,410
主播现在前50都进不去了

789
00:34:07,410 --> 00:34:09,900
目标就是赚个电费啊

790
00:34:09,900 --> 00:34:11,400
目标就是赚个电费

791
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:12,780
没有什么别的想法

792
00:34:12,780 --> 00:34:14,700
能赚个电费就得了

793
00:34:14,700 --> 00:34:19,269
感觉呃赚电费的难度还比较比较比较高

794
00:34:20,289 --> 00:34:22,929
对面高能榜16万哦

795
00:34:22,929 --> 00:34:23,649
好厉害

796
00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:27,090
好可怜的猫哈哈

797
00:34:27,090 --> 00:34:31,419
今天今天为什么生而无畏

798
00:34:31,419 --> 00:34:33,399
战至终章好吧

799
00:34:33,399 --> 00:34:35,750
战战至终章一下呃

800
00:34:38,250 --> 00:34:40,490
对面刷了不是160

801
00:34:40,490 --> 00:34:42,060
那是16万

802
00:34:42,060 --> 00:34:44,580
对面的高能榜叫分b不刷

803
00:34:44,580 --> 00:34:45,780
主打陪伴啊

804
00:34:45,780 --> 00:34:48,389
就是刚才进我进我进我唱的

805
00:34:48,389 --> 00:34:49,889
我还看他那个id

806
00:34:49,889 --> 00:34:50,429
你知道吗

807
00:34:50,429 --> 00:34:51,569
给你吸我的血

808
00:34:51,569 --> 00:34:52,709
别四好吗

809
00:34:54,100 --> 00:34:56,140
唉哟唉哟唉哟

810
00:34:58,180 --> 00:34:59,080
没事没事

811
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:00,380
我们我们也这样

812
00:35:00,380 --> 00:35:03,260
我们也34万分抬着过别人啊

813
00:35:03,260 --> 00:35:05,360
这个天道好轮回

814
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:08,180
就是就是就是轮到我身上的次数

815
00:35:08,180 --> 00:35:10,210
是不是有点太多了

816
00:35:10,210 --> 00:35:15,190
这个天道轮回到我身上的次数

817
00:35:15,190 --> 00:35:16,990
是不是有点太多了呀

818
00:35:16,990 --> 00:35:24,580
哎哟感觉有点有点有点没有点霉在身上了

819
00:35:24,580 --> 00:35:30,580
♪ 我的世界的路过的都不对劲 ♪

820
00:35:30,580 --> 00:35:35,100
♪ 再一看啊 ♪

821
00:35:35,100 --> 00:35:37,260
隐藏分太高了

822
00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:38,760
主播只是白银啊

823
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:40,680
知在野区来回逛游

824
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,470
连三狼都不敢刷的那种

825
00:35:43,470 --> 00:35:46,410
非要给我拍职业选手啊

826
00:35:46,410 --> 00:35:48,630
我觉得我是职业选手吗

827
00:35:48,630 --> 00:35:49,950
我觉得我不是啊

828
00:35:51,030 --> 00:35:53,780
我怎么会是职业选手呢

829
00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:58,700
哎呦已经给主播整无语了

830
00:35:58,700 --> 00:36:03,640
今天下班之前应该是赢不了这么一场了

831
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:08,460
我们电费多少啊

832
00:36:08,460 --> 00:36:12,060
♪ 夜晚用尽所有的方式 ♪

833
00:36:12,060 --> 00:36:12,960
我还真不知道

834
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:15,100
我一个月水电的话

835
00:36:15,740 --> 00:36:17,890
摊到每个人身上

836
00:36:17,890 --> 00:36:25,190
应该是水电完美切五六百

837
00:36:25,190 --> 00:36:26,570
可能哦

838
00:36:26,570 --> 00:36:27,470
五六百吧

839
00:36:28,670 --> 00:36:31,490
♪ 我感觉我的心在痛 ♪

840
00:36:31,490 --> 00:36:33,530
这是九元宝东的乱斗

841
00:36:33,530 --> 00:36:37,500
卡尼主播终于排到了舞蹈区

842
00:36:39,860 --> 00:36:41,800
排舞蹈区对吧

843
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,120
输舞蹈区输完

844
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:45,520
输完游戏区说虚拟区

845
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:47,680
说完虚拟区输舞蹈区

846
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,470
说来舞蹈出聊天电台啊

847
00:36:50,470 --> 00:36:53,320
然后再再往后没得输了

848
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:54,280
只能退役了

849
00:36:59,020 --> 00:37:02,140
你能不能排到一个正在跳舞的舞蹈区啊

850
00:37:02,140 --> 00:37:03,040
然后你好你好

851
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:04,420
喊我去看是吧

852
00:37:04,420 --> 00:37:05,380
欢迎哈

853
00:37:05,380 --> 00:37:06,540
晚上好

854
00:37:06,540 --> 00:37:08,100
谢谢中医的心脏徽章

855
00:37:08,100 --> 00:37:09,090
感谢支持

856
00:37:09,090 --> 00:37:11,069
谢谢千姬的这个好耶

857
00:37:11,069 --> 00:37:11,909
谢谢干杯

858
00:37:14,249 --> 00:37:16,649
谢谢文件的打call红豆

859
00:37:16,649 --> 00:37:17,729
你阿里嘎多

860
00:37:17,729 --> 00:37:18,930
谢谢谢谢

861
00:37:18,930 --> 00:37:22,379
再往后就没有什么那什么的了

862
00:37:22,379 --> 00:37:25,019
再往后就就没有什么能打的了

863
00:37:25,019 --> 00:37:28,020
大家大家再往后要看比赛的话

864
00:37:28,020 --> 00:37:29,910
得去看大主播了

865
00:37:29,910 --> 00:37:32,430
就这个什么高能单项赛

866
00:37:32,430 --> 00:37:34,819
再往后那都不是人打的东西

867
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:38,359
真的那个高能单项赛

868
00:37:38,359 --> 00:37:40,610
再往后都不是人打的东西了

869
00:37:41,670 --> 00:37:44,090
♪ 我闻到你的香味 ♪

870
00:37:44,090 --> 00:37:48,050
欢迎工具人升级了工具人

871
00:37:48,050 --> 00:37:49,760
恭喜恭喜

872
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:52,160
可以说鬼畜区呢

873
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:56,540
鬼畜区要是那几位大佬开直播的话

874
00:37:56,540 --> 00:37:58,430
大部分也能搏杀吧

875
00:37:58,430 --> 00:38:01,779
在这样的大主播又不打

876
00:38:01,809 --> 00:38:02,919
大主播

877
00:38:02,919 --> 00:38:07,200
打的主要他这个混赛道的荣耀

878
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:09,000
跟那什么混在一起的

879
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:12,600
所以这个打了也没什么作用啊

880
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:13,440
奖励也不多

881
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:15,880
我也不知道这赛道这么靠后

882
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:17,500
然后竞争这么激烈

883
00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:20,240
最后给这么点奖励到底是啥意思

884
00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:23,200
反正好像没什么人专门去打这个

885
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:24,940
不如看公会pk

886
00:38:24,940 --> 00:38:27,640
你不如随便找一个分区的榜一

887
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,800
然后去看人家pk的特效

888
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:34,180
我等下下播就打算去看特效了

889
00:38:36,959 --> 00:38:38,959
当年dj过来还横行

890
00:38:38,959 --> 00:38:40,999
在那个视频pk的时候

891
00:38:42,019 --> 00:38:43,939
主播准备了一些

892
00:38:43,939 --> 00:38:46,080
万一排到他对吧

893
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:47,130
万一排到他

894
00:38:47,130 --> 00:38:50,340
然后人家独轮车来我这边刷

895
00:38:50,340 --> 00:38:51,930
然后我应该怎么搞

896
00:38:51,930 --> 00:38:54,390
但是没用上啊

897
00:38:54,390 --> 00:38:55,590
一直到主播

898
00:38:55,590 --> 00:38:57,900
一直到dj棍退出pk界

899
00:38:57,900 --> 00:39:02,940
一直到主播成为什么呃前百

900
00:39:02,940 --> 00:39:04,800
然后都没排到了

901
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:07,020
记得我当年是准备了什么

902
00:39:07,020 --> 00:39:13,020
我当年是嗯录了一个自己唱的电棍滚臭啊

903
00:39:13,020 --> 00:39:14,310
打算万一排到他

904
00:39:14,310 --> 00:39:17,059
然后我就放这样的

905
00:39:19,699 --> 00:39:23,119
主要当时当时不是还有v挂过

906
00:39:23,119 --> 00:39:26,439
他说那个影响直播氛围啊

907
00:39:26,439 --> 00:39:28,299
pk大乱斗一排到他

908
00:39:28,299 --> 00:39:33,270
然后他就派自己的粉丝去对面直播间鬼叫唉

909
00:39:34,770 --> 00:39:39,240
本来我是漏了一些人

910
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:40,320
真走了

911
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:40,980
不想追

912
00:39:40,980 --> 00:39:41,820
受不了了

913
00:39:41,820 --> 00:39:42,660
走了走了

914
00:39:42,660 --> 00:39:46,279
大家明天可能还放假

915
00:39:46,279 --> 00:39:47,179
看我心情

916
00:39:49,279 --> 00:39:51,019
你现在可以给哥们看看吗

917
00:39:51,019 --> 00:39:51,559
不给看

918
00:39:51,559 --> 00:39:52,729
这是我的秘密

919
00:39:52,729 --> 00:39:54,760
我不会给人看的

920
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,680
这是我的妹妹

921
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:57,780
不可以呀

922
00:40:06,399 --> 00:40:10,979
见了见了大家

923
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:22,540
有些东西是不可以给你看的

924
00:40:22,540 --> 00:40:26,249
比如说什么颜色呀

925
00:40:26,249 --> 00:40:30,800
比如说什么主播的一些切片的废稿呀

926
00:40:32,199 --> 00:40:35,099
主播的一些素材啊什么之类的

927
00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:36,629
40分钟就走了呀

928
00:40:36,629 --> 00:40:40,490
也感觉你没有什么人想跟我说话

929
00:40:40,490 --> 00:40:41,630
我就走了

930
00:40:43,550 --> 00:40:44,990
别聊了

931
00:40:44,990 --> 00:40:46,919
别聊新人啊

932
00:40:46,919 --> 00:40:50,330
谢谢现在住的两个组神兽带你

933
00:40:50,330 --> 00:40:51,230
谢谢你

934
00:40:51,230 --> 00:40:52,070
妮妮的脸

935
00:40:54,110 --> 00:40:57,960
好正中大咸鱼是有良心

936
00:40:59,439 --> 00:41:02,819
晚上呢也不一定要倒

937
00:41:02,819 --> 00:41:03,479
也不是

938
00:41:03,479 --> 00:41:06,299
我也不知道为什么呀

939
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:09,520
接下冬日的闪耀盲盒的旅行日记

940
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:11,380
喵获得你

941
00:41:11,380 --> 00:41:12,470
艾里嘎多

942
00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:14,860
谢谢谢谢你

943
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,140
这是咋地了吗

944
00:41:17,140 --> 00:41:20,900
是咋地还是还是分没够呀

945
00:41:20,900 --> 00:41:22,310
我也不太清楚

946
00:41:22,310 --> 00:41:23,240
要走了嘛

947
00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:24,520
对要走了

948
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:26,680
感觉感觉弹幕太慢了

949
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:33,500
然后直播等到了惩罚主包也没带什么话题来

950
00:41:33,500 --> 00:41:35,480
就不带有大家的时间了

951
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:39,140
嘿嘿就是想说说话

952
00:41:39,140 --> 00:41:43,900
然后有的时候闭嘴闭嘴太长时间

953
00:41:43,900 --> 00:41:45,760
然后就这样子了

954
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:47,920
不咋地也不够

955
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:49,180
好像是吧

956
00:41:49,180 --> 00:41:56,080
你给过我的伤害是没有先把电源放了

957
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:59,420
然后要走的时候就可以随时走了

958
00:41:59,470 --> 00:42:01,040
♪ 悲伤 ♪

959
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:05,180
我也不想下次开独轮车

960
00:42:05,180 --> 00:42:07,640
得开点有话题的那种独轮车

961
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:10,100
哎呦疼

962
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:15,460
哎呦

963
00:42:17,940 --> 00:42:18,620
不行

964
00:42:18,620 --> 00:42:22,400
我真的去查查有没有什么药膏可以加速治愈了

965
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:25,050
我现在哎我我是这样的

966
00:42:25,050 --> 00:42:26,670
大家我是这样的

967
00:42:26,670 --> 00:42:28,050
我要来直播

968
00:42:28,050 --> 00:42:31,650
我就得摆摆那个微笑的表情啊

969
00:42:31,650 --> 00:42:35,840
我现在程序就像那个程序冲突一样

970
00:42:35,879 --> 00:42:39,539
我一想我一想那什么

971
00:42:39,539 --> 00:42:41,290
我一想微笑

972
00:42:41,290 --> 00:42:43,300
我的嘴就特别疼

973
00:42:43,300 --> 00:42:45,050
然后我就不敢微笑

974
00:42:45,050 --> 00:42:48,620
我现在大脑里面有很大的一块都用来啊

975
00:42:48,620 --> 00:42:50,140
这个时候笑一笑

976
00:42:50,140 --> 00:42:51,580
提升状态不行

977
00:42:51,580 --> 00:42:52,540
诶嘴好疼

978
00:42:52,540 --> 00:42:53,680
嘴怎么治啊

979
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:55,840
这有好多这样的一个情

980
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:58,750
我们新的盲盒改了吗

981
00:42:58,750 --> 00:42:59,400
我们

982
00:43:01,420 --> 00:43:04,860
谢谢冬夜的20个心动盲盒

983
00:43:04,860 --> 00:43:06,520
谢谢一张电影票

984
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:07,360
六个棉花糖

985
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:08,500
三个觉醒绶带

986
00:43:08,500 --> 00:43:09,160
两个棉花糖

987
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:10,900
一张电影票和六个觉醒绶带

988
00:43:10,900 --> 00:43:12,200
捏好期待

989
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:13,760
权杖太破费了

990
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:15,020
还有电费

991
00:43:15,020 --> 00:43:21,599
他真的我真的他真的我哭死

992
00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:23,220
红豆你阿里嘎多

993
00:43:23,220 --> 00:43:23,760
谢谢

994
00:43:25,380 --> 00:43:26,820
可以刷三国吗

995
00:43:26,820 --> 00:43:29,180
什么三国啊

996
00:43:29,180 --> 00:43:30,200
刷三国

997
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:38,160
怎么哎哟哎哟不舍得不舍影响状态

998
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:42,340
我服了这个这个哎呦嗯哼

999
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:45,080
不行

1000
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:46,370
老子要嗦面

1001
00:43:46,370 --> 00:43:48,770
妈的又掉小珍珠了

1002
00:43:48,770 --> 00:43:51,680
妈的好疼啊好疼

1003
00:43:53,219 --> 00:43:54,769
♪ 戒了烟 ♪

1004
00:43:54,769 --> 00:43:57,370
我不这帽子好好看

1005
00:43:57,370 --> 00:43:58,630
为了达到什么

1006
00:43:58,630 --> 00:44:01,030
为了达到人皮合一的效果

1007
00:44:01,030 --> 00:44:03,480
我在用这个皮套播的时候

1008
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:05,310
我也会戴帽子啊

1009
00:44:05,310 --> 00:44:08,040
但是他是那个猫猫帽子

1010
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:09,300
我的是玉桂狗的

1011
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:13,820
我知道有人要刷播啊

1012
00:44:13,820 --> 00:44:15,440
要刷3c g了

1013
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:17,330
但是确实真的在带

1014
00:44:17,330 --> 00:44:17,960
真的带

1015
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:19,080
你知道吧

1016
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:23,980
真的戴着那个玉桂狗的帽子

1017
00:44:23,980 --> 00:44:26,440
然后再跟大家聊天呢

1018
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:28,060
别刷3c t了

1019
00:44:28,060 --> 00:44:28,960
谁看到你

1020
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:29,820
我要

1021
00:44:31,479 --> 00:44:33,359
真的锁面了不行

1022
00:44:33,359 --> 00:44:35,399
太太好疼啊

1023
00:44:35,399 --> 00:44:36,680
我真的服了

1024
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:43,710
刷波i了都猜出去

1025
00:44:43,710 --> 00:44:45,080
真是的

1026
00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:51,840
啊好多时候我想来跟大家

1027
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:57,179
就是简简单单的那种一问一答的聊聊天啊

1028
00:44:57,179 --> 00:45:01,779
或者说呃就比较闲适的聊聊天

1029
00:45:01,779 --> 00:45:03,000
但我一坐在这

1030
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,860
我语速也提不上来

1031
00:45:04,860 --> 00:45:06,600
然后我就有点害怕

1032
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:07,620
有点焦虑

1033
00:45:07,620 --> 00:45:09,800
这个到底是为什么呀

1034
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:15,160
这种情况也体现在了跟别人去聊天的

1035
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:16,250
那个时候啊

1036
00:45:16,250 --> 00:45:17,870
嗯跟朋友聊天

1037
00:45:17,870 --> 00:45:20,240
好多时候朋友说我说话特别着急

1038
00:45:20,240 --> 00:45:23,890
而且在说完自己想说的事情之前

1039
00:45:23,890 --> 00:45:26,600
就不听别人的那个想法

1040
00:45:26,899 --> 00:45:29,359
我得把我自己话全说完

1041
00:45:29,359 --> 00:45:31,319
我才能看别人的想法

1042
00:45:31,319 --> 00:45:33,179
这是什么单线程吗

1043
00:45:33,179 --> 00:45:36,619
还是说也算是一种另类的社恐啊

1044
00:45:36,619 --> 00:45:39,190
因为只要不是一问一答

1045
00:45:39,190 --> 00:45:40,750
然后你说一句

1046
00:45:40,750 --> 00:45:41,590
我说一句

1047
00:45:41,590 --> 00:45:43,690
根据你说的内容再继续对话

1048
00:45:43,690 --> 00:45:45,190
只要不是这样的情况

1049
00:45:45,190 --> 00:45:47,220
大部分的时候嗯

1050
00:45:47,379 --> 00:45:51,879
其实跟那个自己输出观点没有什么太大的差别

1051
00:45:51,879 --> 00:45:55,850
所以所以这是否也是一种另类的社恐呢

1052
00:45:55,850 --> 00:45:57,440
缺少一种谱系

1053
00:45:59,060 --> 00:46:01,940
唉这你怎么能这样讲呢

1054
00:46:04,940 --> 00:46:06,980
快说你要去传话

1055
00:46:06,980 --> 00:46:08,150
别传真

1056
00:46:08,150 --> 00:46:08,990
真别穿

1057
00:46:08,990 --> 00:46:11,480
不要干扰别的主播直播呀

1058
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:15,170
然后我知道大家互相都挺熟的

1059
00:46:15,170 --> 00:46:18,080
但是不要打扰别的主播直播呀

1060
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:22,120
然后也不要在我这边传着

1061
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:23,740
但是只能输出

1062
00:46:23,740 --> 00:46:25,180
输入是单线程

1063
00:46:25,180 --> 00:46:27,470
同时只能干一件事情啊

1064
00:46:27,470 --> 00:46:30,380
就像我脑子里思考这个嘴的问题

1065
00:46:30,380 --> 00:46:32,069
说话都特别慢

1066
00:46:33,909 --> 00:46:36,950
这是否也是一种专注的特质

1067
00:46:36,950 --> 00:46:41,540
你的脑子限制了你同时只能想一件事情啊

1068
00:46:41,540 --> 00:46:45,320
单线程的好处是做电视的时候条理清晰

1069
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:47,600
但是好容易走神啊

1070
00:46:48,620 --> 00:46:50,460
真的好容易走神啊

1071
00:46:50,460 --> 00:46:55,680
那叫什么ad hd对吧

1072
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:58,220
感觉主播有点多动症了对吧

1073
00:46:58,220 --> 00:47:01,070
天天听着歌左摇右晃的

1074
00:47:01,070 --> 00:47:03,680
然后话题转变特别特别快

1075
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:04,820
跟你一样

1076
00:47:04,820 --> 00:47:06,200
你不能一边打游戏

1077
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:07,220
一边看录播

1078
00:47:07,220 --> 00:47:08,230
对我也不能

1079
00:47:08,230 --> 00:47:09,310
我写作业

1080
00:47:09,310 --> 00:47:10,540
我也听不了歌

1081
00:47:10,540 --> 00:47:16,220
然后甚至有的游戏打游戏我都开不了语音

1082
00:47:16,220 --> 00:47:18,710
我必须得全神贯注的玩语音

1083
00:47:18,710 --> 00:47:19,730
我都不能开

1084
00:47:19,730 --> 00:47:23,300
开了语音就出问题正常

1085
00:47:23,300 --> 00:47:25,400
顺便做事专注认真

1086
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:28,940
真的吗

1087
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:33,060
我感觉我真的特别容易受外界影响

1088
00:47:33,060 --> 00:47:35,160
就好多时候都是你以前还可以

1089
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:36,300
现在不太行

1090
00:47:36,300 --> 00:47:37,500
好像真的

1091
00:47:37,500 --> 00:47:39,539
以前听他们说什么

1092
00:47:39,539 --> 00:47:43,199
人生最聪明的时间是考高考那段时间

1093
00:47:43,199 --> 00:47:44,039
上知天文

1094
00:47:44,039 --> 00:47:44,939
下知地理

1095
00:47:44,939 --> 00:47:46,860
我还觉得是逗闷子的

1096
00:47:46,860 --> 00:47:47,820
是开玩笑的

1097
00:47:47,820 --> 00:47:50,180
我现在真的有点怀疑了

1098
00:47:50,180 --> 00:47:52,700
主播我也一边单线程

1099
00:47:52,700 --> 00:47:54,500
不能一边听你的直播

1100
00:47:54,500 --> 00:47:57,140
一边滚滚滚快滚

1101
00:47:58,420 --> 00:48:02,140
而且开了语音打游戏就有节目效果了

1102
00:48:02,140 --> 00:48:02,680
我不行

1103
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:03,870
我真打不了

1104
00:48:03,870 --> 00:48:07,980
我一般开语音打游戏就忍不住的想想骂队友

1105
00:48:07,980 --> 00:48:10,240
但是人总是这样吧

1106
00:48:10,240 --> 00:48:12,520
对自己的错误无限的宽容

1107
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:15,580
对别人的错误呢就指指点点

1108
00:48:15,580 --> 00:48:20,400
假如一场游戏里面有四五个人去合作

1109
00:48:22,060 --> 00:48:25,240
那么我肯定不会优先指责自己啊

1110
00:48:25,240 --> 00:48:28,870
我肯定在我打的不好的时候沉默寡言

1111
00:48:28,870 --> 00:48:30,220
在别人打的不好的时候

1112
00:48:30,220 --> 00:48:31,920
我就重拳出击啊

1113
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:34,680
属于是那种没有什么游戏德的女人

1114
00:48:35,950 --> 00:48:38,770
录播加游戏不是常态吗

1115
00:48:39,470 --> 00:48:41,890
要是打没有团队配合的那种

1116
00:48:41,890 --> 00:48:42,730
还好啦

1117
00:48:42,730 --> 00:48:45,370
现在就一对一的那种

1118
00:48:45,370 --> 00:48:47,590
嗯还可以

1119
00:48:47,590 --> 00:48:49,880
但有团队配合的不太行

1120
00:48:49,919 --> 00:48:53,759
玩p p t游戏随便播pv有啥意思啊

1121
00:48:53,759 --> 00:48:58,140
要的就是与人斗其乐无穷啊

1122
00:48:58,140 --> 00:48:59,610
与天斗与地斗

1123
00:48:59,610 --> 00:49:01,140
跟程序斗都没意思

1124
00:49:01,140 --> 00:49:02,220
必须得与人斗

1125
00:49:02,220 --> 00:49:03,060
其乐无穷

1126
00:49:03,060 --> 00:49:05,580
哈哈就像你打大乱斗

1127
00:49:05,580 --> 00:49:08,080
你打到打到对面是公会在刷

1128
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:09,520
你就觉得很没意思

1129
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:11,500
但是你要打到打到那什么

1130
00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:12,880
打到活人用户

1131
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:14,020
打到活人主播

1132
00:49:14,020 --> 00:49:17,910
然后呃然后对着压点就很紧张刺激

1133
00:49:17,910 --> 00:49:19,440
这就是这样的

1134
00:49:20,580 --> 00:49:22,790
炉石的空档时间那么多

1135
00:49:22,790 --> 00:49:25,040
主要是这回合这个游戏

1136
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:27,920
你可以在那个对面的回合的时候

1137
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:29,660
你就听啊对吧

1138
00:49:29,839 --> 00:49:33,979
团队配合指血入羞辱队友啊

1139
00:49:33,979 --> 00:49:36,580
狠狠羞辱队友一下

1140
00:49:37,739 --> 00:49:40,159
耶耶的天赋全点攻击性

1141
00:49:40,159 --> 00:49:41,779
我都不敢骂你们了

1142
00:49:41,779 --> 00:49:44,119
我一骂你们说体量一做大

1143
00:49:44,119 --> 00:49:47,390
以前跟弹幕对喷的时候潇洒肆意啊

1144
00:49:47,390 --> 00:49:49,430
现在我都不敢骂大家了

1145
00:49:49,430 --> 00:49:51,110
一骂大家对吧

1146
00:49:51,110 --> 00:49:52,190
嘴上说着啊

1147
00:49:52,190 --> 00:49:53,210
奖励奖励

1148
00:49:53,210 --> 00:49:55,880
背后偷偷的讲我的闲话啊

1149
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:58,960
说主播什么这个不好那个不好

1150
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:00,460
主播天天训粉

1151
00:50:00,460 --> 00:50:02,560
一点也不温柔啊什么的

1152
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:06,460
别人家妹妹都会什么什么都会亲亲你是吧

1153
00:50:06,460 --> 00:50:08,500
小团体给我又传话了

1154
00:50:08,500 --> 00:50:11,290
哎呀这主播这不行那不行的

1155
00:50:11,290 --> 00:50:12,780
别传好吧

1156
00:50:13,580 --> 00:50:15,340
主播旭旭你好吗

1157
00:50:15,340 --> 00:50:16,600
嘴上都这么说

1158
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:17,920
心里面又是一套

1159
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:19,140
我算是知道了

1160
00:50:19,180 --> 00:50:21,340
♪ 彼此终必火化 ♪

1161
00:50:21,340 --> 00:50:28,880
一生一世等天生舞的歌cpu给干烧了

1162
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:30,380
差不多就这种感觉吧

1163
00:50:30,380 --> 00:50:33,350
我就是cpu特别容易过载的那种

1164
00:50:33,350 --> 00:50:35,680
尤其经理不太行的时候

1165
00:50:35,755 --> 00:50:37,420
谢谢你的

1166
00:50:37,420 --> 00:50:39,520
你谁谁给你放出来的

1167
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:40,780
自己回去蹲着去

1168
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:45,700
高功低防爱问花

1169
00:50:45,700 --> 00:50:46,780
这叫温柔

1170
00:50:46,780 --> 00:50:48,460
什么叫高攻低防呀

1171
00:50:48,460 --> 00:50:51,100
我的破防点很奇怪啊

1172
00:50:51,100 --> 00:50:54,300
就我那天不是有点低气压吗

1173
00:50:54,300 --> 00:50:58,379
我不是觉得有点有点嗯有点难受嘛

1174
00:50:58,379 --> 00:51:01,259
然后结果有人私信骂我

1175
00:51:01,259 --> 00:51:03,299
骂我骂我什么的

1176
00:51:03,299 --> 00:51:06,730
骂我瑞平那个欧啊

1177
00:51:06,730 --> 00:51:10,120
帮我视频over ladia的那个视频不客观

1178
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:11,070
不公正

1179
00:51:11,070 --> 00:51:13,320
说我又懂得什么

1180
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:18,840
说我在这边觉得自己啊这个人是什么发展的难

1181
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:21,959
但是你知不知道精华一个人

1182
00:51:21,959 --> 00:51:25,140
他支撑了4年oi的企划

1183
00:51:25,140 --> 00:51:26,880
人家一边工作

1184
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:28,580
一边当主播

1185
00:51:28,580 --> 00:51:30,110
一边上学

1186
00:51:30,110 --> 00:51:31,910
每天就睡四个小时

1187
00:51:31,910 --> 00:51:34,090
你知道他有多努力吗

1188
00:51:34,090 --> 00:51:36,130
然后什么这个又那个人

1189
00:51:36,130 --> 00:51:39,820
我仔仔细细的把他骂我的话看完了

1190
00:51:39,820 --> 00:51:43,290
然后我问我就我就问他

1191
00:51:43,290 --> 00:51:48,450
我说他他困难跟我有什么关系啊

1192
00:51:48,450 --> 00:51:49,440
对吧

1193
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:51,840
这个这个东西难道是这样的

1194
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:53,850
世界上只能有一个人困难

1195
00:51:53,850 --> 00:51:59,050
只能有一个人觉得自己对自己的现状不满意啊

1196
00:51:59,930 --> 00:52:01,840
因为他过得苦

1197
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:04,720
所以我就不能说我自己

1198
00:52:04,720 --> 00:52:07,420
就是我就不能就产生负面情绪

1199
00:52:07,420 --> 00:52:09,820
因为总有人比我过得更苦是吧

1200
00:52:11,740 --> 00:52:13,330
那照这么说的话

1201
00:52:13,330 --> 00:52:15,670
那你也不能说自己买不起房

1202
00:52:15,670 --> 00:52:16,660
压力很大

1203
00:52:16,660 --> 00:52:19,980
因为还有经典的非洲的孩子

1204
00:52:19,980 --> 00:52:20,940
吃不饱饭

1205
00:52:20,940 --> 00:52:23,319
有饭吃就应该感恩啊

1206
00:52:23,319 --> 00:52:25,299
我也不知道他是怎么想的了

1207
00:52:25,299 --> 00:52:28,239
反正哎我本来心情可郁闷了

1208
00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:31,440
结果一看他他就长篇大论的骂我

1209
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:34,080
我反而反而清醒了不少

1210
00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:37,150
我反而哎逻辑思维就开始了

1211
00:52:37,150 --> 00:52:39,340
一下就给我整乐了

1212
00:52:39,340 --> 00:52:41,710
我我就很无语了

1213
00:52:41,710 --> 00:52:42,700
你知道吗

1214
00:52:44,899 --> 00:52:49,100
怎么会评价最近的什么bbb跟切片man谁啊

1215
00:52:49,100 --> 00:52:50,420
能不能别当谜语人

1216
00:52:50,420 --> 00:52:53,630
谁知道啊

1217
00:52:53,630 --> 00:52:56,870
现在天梯的打call

1218
00:52:58,860 --> 00:52:59,940
我不知道呀

1219
00:52:59,940 --> 00:53:03,660
也不知道是粉丝还是觉得我说的不好的

1220
00:53:03,660 --> 00:53:04,900
我也不太明白

1221
00:53:04,900 --> 00:53:06,220
很奇怪啊

1222
00:53:06,220 --> 00:53:07,840
主播也不知道

1223
00:53:08,140 --> 00:53:10,840
总之就是蛮奇怪的一个情况

1224
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:11,680
让我很费解

1225
00:53:13,259 --> 00:53:14,639
比上不足

1226
00:53:14,639 --> 00:53:15,599
比下有余

1227
00:53:15,599 --> 00:53:16,559
大伙一样了

1228
00:53:16,559 --> 00:53:18,599
我再看看人家怎么说我的

1229
00:53:18,599 --> 00:53:19,679
别急啊

1230
00:53:19,679 --> 00:53:20,920
等我等我看看

1231
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:22,060
我给忘了

1232
00:53:22,060 --> 00:53:25,700
因为好几天之前的事了

1233
00:53:25,720 --> 00:53:28,060
♪ 太痛 ♪

1234
00:53:37,099 --> 00:53:39,309
他说我在呃

1235
00:53:39,309 --> 00:53:42,879
我说冰糖跟京华的付出不成正比

1236
00:53:42,879 --> 00:53:45,520
在我完全不了解的情况下

1237
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:51,660
口出狂言出这个切片是吃人血馒头啊

1238
00:53:51,660 --> 00:53:53,640
上下嘴皮子一碰

1239
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:58,540
然后到头来自己因诗抱怨自怨自艾

1240
00:53:58,540 --> 00:54:00,550
如果论付出努力

1241
00:54:00,550 --> 00:54:02,490
论被人坑的程度

1242
00:54:02,490 --> 00:54:04,050
论吃力不讨好

1243
00:54:04,050 --> 00:54:07,780
我有哪一点比得上over lydia啊

1244
00:54:10,740 --> 00:54:16,800
你非常轻薄无礼

1245
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:19,320
把人家4年的付出都否定了

1246
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:22,560
你不了解他们任何一个人对直播事业的热爱

1247
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:24,420
你也远远不及他们两个人

1248
00:54:24,420 --> 00:54:26,430
我都不知道你想干嘛

1249
00:54:26,430 --> 00:54:29,750
哎呦因为我太先入为主

1250
00:54:29,750 --> 00:54:32,960
因为我把他俩当成流量符号

1251
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:36,680
所以我只能看得见自己的不容易

1252
00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:40,840
但是看不见对方的不容易啊

1253
00:54:42,479 --> 00:54:46,249
这个我也不知道他在想什么呀

1254
00:54:46,249 --> 00:54:51,730
嗯反正反正反正嗯对对

1255
00:54:51,730 --> 00:54:53,410
我也不知道对面想干嘛

1256
00:54:53,410 --> 00:54:54,970
反正给我整乐了

1257
00:54:54,970 --> 00:54:59,410
哈哈哎就是看起来每一句话好像都挺有道理的

1258
00:54:59,410 --> 00:55:02,230
然后实际上好像每一句话都不太对劲

1259
00:55:02,230 --> 00:55:04,250
就是这种感觉嗯

1260
00:55:04,250 --> 00:55:06,120
挺搞笑的

1261
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:09,330
♪ 一对又一对友 ♪

1262
00:55:09,330 --> 00:55:11,880
某一小包哭也美的

1263
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:13,690
要客观系列

1264
00:55:13,690 --> 00:55:17,710
你的太阳

1265
00:55:19,630 --> 00:55:22,500
我们我们哥哥做事是对的

1266
00:55:25,220 --> 00:55:26,510
♪ 不可能不懂 ♪

1267
00:55:26,510 --> 00:55:28,070
♪ 但开心没肺 ♪

1268
00:55:28,070 --> 00:55:31,940
♪ 还能酸奶不一样 ♪

1269
00:55:33,220 --> 00:55:35,700
我说我我难受的时候

1270
00:55:35,700 --> 00:55:38,400
我也没有开直播跟大家哭

1271
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:40,080
说我有多困难

1272
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:41,310
我也没有锁面

1273
00:55:41,310 --> 00:55:43,700
然后也没有靠锁面来

1274
00:55:43,700 --> 00:55:45,680
我来搜直播营收

1275
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:48,860
怎么我就我就哎我为什么要挨骂呀

1276
00:55:48,860 --> 00:55:50,430
我自己都搞不明白了

1277
00:55:50,430 --> 00:55:52,710
下午好问题

1278
00:55:52,710 --> 00:55:54,480
他什么哥哥怎么没活

1279
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:56,370
我也不知道哥哥怎么没活

1280
00:55:56,370 --> 00:55:57,810
复活赛没打赢吧

1281
00:55:57,810 --> 00:55:58,410
我问他

1282
00:55:58,410 --> 00:56:00,039
我说我说

1283
00:56:00,039 --> 00:56:06,189
我说我说你觉得那个精华开台的直播做的好吗

1284
00:56:06,189 --> 00:56:07,719
然后他不理我

1285
00:56:08,939 --> 00:56:13,079
我说你觉得京华那个澄清的直播做的好吗

1286
00:56:13,079 --> 00:56:17,459
他他拿了什么有有逻辑的证据出来吗

1287
00:56:17,459 --> 00:56:19,120
啊然后他不理我

1288
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:24,070
哈哈哈哈好谢总

1289
00:56:24,070 --> 00:56:27,940
下午好弟弟骑士来了

1290
00:56:27,940 --> 00:56:29,380
谁日评你们哥哥

1291
00:56:29,380 --> 00:56:30,880
然后他阴阳怪气

1292
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:33,520
我说我和我和然然有合作

1293
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:34,870
说我打比赛

1294
00:56:34,870 --> 00:56:36,700
说我说我会打比赛

1295
00:56:36,700 --> 00:56:37,870
什么怎么怎么

1296
00:56:37,870 --> 00:56:40,790
现在现在现在现在哈哈哈

1297
00:56:40,790 --> 00:56:42,530
现在搞成这样子

1298
00:56:42,530 --> 00:56:44,440
哎呦这有什么关系啊

1299
00:56:44,575 --> 00:56:46,600
平等的骂所有人

1300
00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:49,990
不然平等的被所有人骂什么什么鹰角啊

1301
00:56:49,990 --> 00:56:53,560
每天每天睁开眼睛就是想铜丝

1302
00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:54,520
所有人是吧

1303
00:56:56,530 --> 00:56:57,570
骂爽了

1304
00:56:57,570 --> 00:57:00,700
就我也不知道他在喷我什么呀

1305
00:57:00,700 --> 00:57:04,240
所以我说了我的破防点其实很奇怪呀

1306
00:57:04,240 --> 00:57:06,040
就被人家这么指着鼻子骂

1307
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:08,440
我反而觉得内心充满了疑惑

1308
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:10,750
没有一点点的低落情绪

1309
00:57:13,100 --> 00:57:16,940
哎我我什么时候跟然然有合作的

1310
00:57:16,940 --> 00:57:20,080
然然就是主播的观众

1311
00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:21,700
这主播有种族

1312
00:57:21,700 --> 00:57:23,720
没有跟主播有合作呀

1313
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:26,990
你怎么来了

1314
00:57:26,990 --> 00:57:28,010
下午来了

1315
00:57:28,010 --> 00:57:29,510
你要不开始攻击燕人

1316
00:57:29,510 --> 00:57:31,010
就要攻击你了

1317
00:57:31,010 --> 00:57:33,900
嫣然都是变态嗯算了

1318
00:57:33,900 --> 00:57:35,040
一人都是好人

1319
00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:36,760
我不能骂阴阳人的

1320
00:57:48,620 --> 00:57:49,540
饿疯了

1321
00:57:49,540 --> 00:57:51,060
开始吃小饼干

1322
00:57:52,039 --> 00:57:53,319
有些人是这样的

1323
00:57:53,319 --> 00:57:54,459
在私信放着

1324
00:57:54,459 --> 00:57:56,559
不是不是不是那种啊

1325
00:58:00,100 --> 00:58:02,700
而是有些人的那个逻辑思维

1326
00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:06,660
就他经常陷入一种逻辑陷阱之中

1327
00:58:06,660 --> 00:58:07,140
你知道吗

1328
00:58:07,140 --> 00:58:11,060
我搜一下常见的逻辑陷阱

1329
00:58:12,979 --> 00:58:15,129
对逻辑谬误啊

1330
00:58:15,129 --> 00:58:21,980
就是他经常会有一些什么滑坡或者是以偏概全

1331
00:58:21,980 --> 00:58:25,290
你都不知道他那个逻辑是怎么递进的

1332
00:58:25,290 --> 00:58:30,180
就是对面的逻辑就是因为精华4年很努力

1333
00:58:30,180 --> 00:58:31,800
抗的压力比较大

1334
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:34,580
所以我我在这边自怨自艾

1335
00:58:34,580 --> 00:58:37,280
就是非常值得抨击的问题

1336
00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:39,050
就是我俩有啥关系啊

1337
00:58:39,050 --> 00:58:40,140
不懂就

1338
00:58:42,500 --> 00:58:44,560
他他逻辑自洽不了

1339
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:45,600
你知道吧

1340
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:48,210
哎呦还有声音

1341
00:58:48,210 --> 00:58:49,200
♪ 要不离开 ♪

1342
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:52,820
我就哎呦哎呦哎呦

1343
00:58:53,479 --> 00:58:54,699
好厉害呀

1344
00:58:56,559 --> 00:58:59,129
哎哟你再不打给我

1345
00:58:59,129 --> 00:59:00,689
♪ 我就不打算追回 ♪

1346
00:59:00,689 --> 00:59:01,620
你

1347
00:59:01,620 --> 00:59:03,120
要不还是下播吧

1348
00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:04,200
不想不想播了

1349
00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:05,220
我们还逃跑吧

1350
00:59:05,220 --> 00:59:06,500
大家哈哈哈

1351
00:59:06,500 --> 00:59:08,120
我们还是逃跑吧

1352
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:10,090
卧槽还是逃跑吧

1353
00:59:10,090 --> 00:59:14,039
走了走了走了走了走了

1354
00:59:15,839 --> 00:59:17,609
哎遗憾离场

1355
00:59:17,609 --> 00:59:20,559
走了走了哎呦拜拜

1356
00:59:22,299 --> 00:59:24,429
下播机器人就逃跑了

1357
00:59:24,429 --> 00:59:26,780
拜拜想念你

1358
00:59:26,780 --> 00:59:28,700
你发视频蹭我家哥哥

1359
00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:32,380
只是有人想看的

1360
00:59:33,700 --> 00:59:36,360
其实很爱这玩意儿

1361
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:40,800
就不能直接点投降嘛啊就不能直接点投降嘛

1362
00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:42,600
就直接点一下那个投降

1363
00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:44,600
然后这把就不用打了

1364
00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:45,560
难道不行吗

1365
00:59:47,060 --> 00:59:49,840
梅开2度了啊

1366
00:59:49,905 --> 00:59:52,720
哎给我打的这么惨

1367
00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:54,220
刚才打断我左腿

1368
00:59:54,220 --> 00:59:55,420
现在打断我右腿

1369
00:59:55,420 --> 00:59:55,930
卧槽

1370
00:59:55,930 --> 00:59:59,540
这咱们要是在那个真人主播分区高低得整点

1371
00:59:59,540 --> 01:00:00,930
医疗费之类的

1372
01:00:00,930 --> 01:00:02,760
♪ 什么都要怎么比 ♪

1373
01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:03,390
♪ 吵架 ♪

1374
01:00:03,390 --> 01:00:04,490
我的爱

1375
01:00:07,050 --> 01:00:08,630
怎么感觉变好看

1376
01:00:08,630 --> 01:00:10,240
换了一套衣服呀

1377
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:11,770
换了套衣服捏

1378
01:00:11,945 --> 01:00:14,740
♪ 我怎么就怎么还没讲完 ♪

1379
01:00:14,740 --> 01:00:16,030
对面发力了

1380
01:00:16,030 --> 01:00:17,950
对面发不发力也打不过人家

1381
01:00:17,950 --> 01:00:19,360
对面发力

1382
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:22,090
♪ 在你喜欢的电影找你 ♪

1383
01:00:22,090 --> 01:00:24,240
怎么老是我呀

1384
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:24,840
对啊

1385
01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:26,410
为什么老是我呢

1386
01:00:26,410 --> 01:00:28,930
这个世界上可以有这么多主播受伤

1387
01:00:28,930 --> 01:00:31,560
为什么非要是我呢

1388
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:35,380
唉这个世界上可以有这么多主播受伤

1389
01:00:35,380 --> 01:00:36,970
为什么非要是我呢

1390
01:00:36,970 --> 01:00:39,310
对面榜一快30万了

1391
01:00:39,310 --> 01:00:41,680
为爱好厉害

1392
01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:42,130
哎

1393
01:00:42,130 --> 01:00:44,850
♪ 总会想念你 ♪

1394
01:00:47,310 --> 01:00:47,910
阿里嘎多

1395
01:00:47,910 --> 01:00:49,200
感谢支持

1396
01:00:57,240 --> 01:00:58,980
全赛道一起了

1397
01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:07,660
就你能不能能不能不要让这种这种这种

1398
01:01:07,660 --> 01:01:10,420
周榜第九第11的

1399
01:01:10,420 --> 01:01:13,030
能不能去跟大主播打呀

1400
01:01:13,030 --> 01:01:18,779
能不能不要来虐我这种总榜130的菜呀

1401
01:01:18,779 --> 01:01:23,920
还有你怎么我只是臭白银

1402
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:24,370
哎

1403
01:01:24,370 --> 01:01:27,400
这这这匹配机制真的服了

1404
01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:29,290
主播有打得过的吗

1405
01:01:29,290 --> 01:01:30,340
好问题啊

1406
01:01:30,340 --> 01:01:34,680
今天好像好像打了多少把

1407
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:36,240
一共赢了两把吧

1408
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:38,340
还在打

1409
01:01:38,340 --> 01:01:40,140
人家是刷榜的

1410
01:01:40,140 --> 01:01:42,110
又不是为了打我

1411
01:01:43,290 --> 01:01:46,010
人家是刷榜刷第一的

1412
01:01:47,130 --> 01:01:51,830
虽然我不知道这比赛刷第一到底有啥意义啊

1413
01:01:54,359 --> 01:01:55,769
有人炸鱼啊

1414
01:01:55,769 --> 01:01:57,569
哎呦好疼啊

1415
01:01:57,569 --> 01:01:59,039
炸鱼炸的好疼啊

1416
01:01:59,039 --> 01:02:02,360
大家一袋

1417
01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:10,240
真下了成了风舞背景板

1418
01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:12,840
看了别人的风舞也挺好的呀

1419
01:02:14,380 --> 01:02:15,540
来是来

1420
01:02:15,540 --> 01:02:18,030
但是就主播现在的水平

1421
01:02:18,030 --> 01:02:20,100
封五应该封不了

1422
01:02:20,100 --> 01:02:21,000
今天放过了

1423
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:23,860
不放可以直接下播了

1424
01:02:23,860 --> 01:02:26,710
大家晚上没猫了吧

1425
01:02:26,710 --> 01:02:28,580
我不知道耶

1426
01:02:35,119 --> 01:02:38,259
你pk的主播有大哥刷了30万

1427
01:02:38,259 --> 01:02:41,509
然后这个热闹都是别人的

1428
01:02:42,649 --> 01:02:44,749
哎热闹都是别人的

1429
01:02:44,749 --> 01:02:47,629
我们我们被零分狠狠抬走啊

1430
01:02:47,629 --> 01:02:48,880
别着急

1431
01:02:54,380 --> 01:02:55,300
不重要

1432
01:02:55,300 --> 01:02:57,110
下播吃饭去了

1433
01:03:02,919 --> 01:03:08,189
♪ baby i don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight ♪

1434
01:03:08,189 --> 01:03:08,879
♪ baby ♪

1435
01:03:08,879 --> 01:03:11,670
♪ i don't need dollar bills to have fu ♪

1436
01:03:11,670 --> 01:03:15,670
我也不知道我这观众为什么那么多反串演员啊

1437
01:03:15,670 --> 01:03:18,380
就是呃

1438
01:03:21,600 --> 01:03:23,840
冠军粉吧看热闹

1439
01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:26,560
冠军粉肥猫发力

1440
01:03:26,560 --> 01:03:28,090
肥猫从什么时候发力

1441
01:03:28,090 --> 01:03:30,040
肥猫肥猫还不如梦中发力

1442
01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:31,060
做个梦出来

1443
01:03:33,520 --> 01:03:35,770
谢谢冬日的拉特兰

1444
01:03:39,910 --> 01:03:41,410
这样子拉扯

1445
01:03:49,050 --> 01:03:50,810
不不不不拜拜了

1446
01:03:50,810 --> 01:03:52,490
有加班不拜拜了

1447
01:03:52,490 --> 01:03:55,070
大家

1448
01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:57,400
又加班在身上了

1449
01:03:57,400 --> 01:03:59,380
这个现在不能拜拜了

1450
01:03:59,380 --> 01:04:01,020
我超加班来了

1451
01:04:01,020 --> 01:04:02,730
谢谢奈洛的舰长

1452
01:04:02,730 --> 01:04:03,660
好多你啊

1453
01:04:03,660 --> 01:04:04,860
你应该走走吧

1454
01:04:04,860 --> 01:04:05,700
我们不加班

1455
01:04:05,700 --> 01:04:06,180
那不行

1456
01:04:06,180 --> 01:04:07,430
也得加一下

1457
01:04:07,430 --> 01:04:09,530
应该得小加一下嗯

1458
01:04:09,530 --> 01:04:11,090
回旋那不行

1459
01:04:11,090 --> 01:04:14,990
这个是有是有契约精神的嗯还是得加一下

1460
01:04:14,990 --> 01:04:16,780
赶我走了啊

1461
01:04:16,780 --> 01:04:17,980
不许赶我走

1462
01:04:17,980 --> 01:04:21,860
就这么这么

1463
01:04:22,060 --> 01:04:24,420
给个留下的理由吗

1464
01:04:24,420 --> 01:04:26,640
不是给个留下的借口吗

1465
01:04:26,640 --> 01:04:31,029
哎哟那我选择减班

1466
01:04:31,029 --> 01:04:32,049
减半的话

1467
01:04:32,049 --> 01:04:34,119
可以往下减半场啊

1468
01:04:34,119 --> 01:04:36,849
高能单项不分分会不分了

1469
01:04:36,849 --> 01:04:39,360
不分公会和个人都一样的

1470
01:04:39,740 --> 01:04:43,760
所以这个往后的比赛就没有什么打的必要了

1471
01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:44,360
你知道吧

1472
01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:48,440
因为打不过个人咋打呢

1473
01:04:52,319 --> 01:04:54,439
主播还是舍不得阴阳人

1474
01:04:54,439 --> 01:04:55,699
那当然没活呀

1475
01:04:55,699 --> 01:04:56,419
没活呀

1476
01:04:56,419 --> 01:04:58,700
又进入了那个没活的阶段

1477
01:04:59,679 --> 01:05:02,579
我现在都是一个月里面有半个月

1478
01:05:02,579 --> 01:05:04,520
感觉精神特别活跃呀

1479
01:05:04,520 --> 01:05:06,800
现在每天上播之前都惦记着直播

1480
01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:09,410
但是一直播来感觉脑子又不太好用

1481
01:05:09,410 --> 01:05:11,170
哈哈就上不去

1482
01:05:11,170 --> 01:05:11,710
下不来

1483
01:05:11,710 --> 01:05:12,790
卡在这里了

1484
01:05:13,870 --> 01:05:19,060
买东西你们看没看到

1485
01:05:19,060 --> 01:05:21,460
那个就是让人血压高起来的

1486
01:05:21,460 --> 01:05:24,050
那个什么逻辑问题之类的

1487
01:05:24,050 --> 01:05:26,540
就是把那个快递放在前台呀

1488
01:05:26,540 --> 01:05:30,760
然后什么呃去机场订蛋糕啊之类的那个长条

1489
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:34,220
我看好多人都在看那个真的看的血压都上来了

1490
01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:37,550
基本上怎么说呢

1491
01:05:37,550 --> 01:05:39,029
看了那个之后

1492
01:05:39,029 --> 01:05:41,729
我就觉得大部分的时候

1493
01:05:41,729 --> 01:05:43,619
主播的那个逻辑能力

1494
01:05:43,619 --> 01:05:48,240
都是为了给这样的人去解释

1495
01:05:48,240 --> 01:05:50,850
为了跟这样的人吵架练出来的

1496
01:05:50,850 --> 01:05:53,460
最近总赶不上我直播

1497
01:05:54,939 --> 01:05:57,419
因为最近时间比较诡异的

1498
01:05:57,419 --> 01:05:58,559
一般是半夜哇

1499
01:05:58,559 --> 01:05:59,999
我没有170啦

1500
01:05:59,999 --> 01:06:01,019
开心开心

1501
01:06:01,019 --> 01:06:02,009
不是视频

1502
01:06:02,009 --> 01:06:07,380
是一个那个要我念给大家吧

1503
01:06:09,100 --> 01:06:10,860
是一个那个长条

1504
01:06:10,860 --> 01:06:13,260
也有人发到舰长群里面去了

1505
01:06:13,260 --> 01:06:15,740
一个nga的一个整理

1506
01:06:18,060 --> 01:06:22,160
看一下能不能念给大家听一听

1507
01:06:22,200 --> 01:06:24,300
♪ baby baby ♪

1508
01:06:24,300 --> 01:06:26,040
♪ let's go away with me ♪

1509
01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:28,040
♪ never been in my life ♪

1510
01:06:28,739 --> 01:06:30,439
♪ i like when your lips ♪

1511
01:06:30,439 --> 01:06:31,579
♪ tastes like a diy ♪

1512
01:06:31,579 --> 01:06:37,050
♪ kids spring on a little love by i like i like it ♪

1513
01:06:37,050 --> 01:06:40,310
but in my head you already

1514
01:06:40,410 --> 01:06:41,090
哎呦

1515
01:06:41,090 --> 01:06:45,359
谁发的呀

1516
01:06:45,359 --> 01:06:47,279
算了我再转发一下吧

1517
01:06:49,679 --> 01:06:51,419
已经成阳间音乐人

1518
01:06:51,419 --> 01:06:52,799
看不到猫猫直播了

1519
01:06:52,799 --> 01:06:54,529
只能看录播里

1520
01:06:54,529 --> 01:06:58,969
不要我现在我也不知道在什么时间播

1521
01:06:58,969 --> 01:07:01,160
大家都能看到呀

1522
01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:04,250
但我现在这个作息的话

1523
01:07:04,250 --> 01:07:05,780
能来下午场

1524
01:07:05,780 --> 01:07:08,470
我可能会稍微多来一点点

1525
01:07:08,470 --> 01:07:15,260
可能会变成呃三个时间选二或者选一呀

1526
01:07:15,260 --> 01:07:17,030
就早上九点

1527
01:07:17,030 --> 01:07:20,780
下午一两点钟跟晚上的11点半

1528
01:07:20,780 --> 01:07:24,080
那肯定不能都来一天

1529
01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:27,200
可能心情好的时候就来两次

1530
01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:30,140
心情不好的时候就来一次

1531
01:07:30,140 --> 01:07:31,160
简单吧

1532
01:07:31,160 --> 01:07:32,160
可以吧

1533
01:07:33,140 --> 01:07:34,700
♪ and honey keep them coming ♪

1534
01:07:34,700 --> 01:07:35,960
♪ if you wanna love me ♪

1535
01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:38,860
♪ i can see the look in your eyes ♪

1536
01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:47,160
有没有发现主播官号的切片又开始停更了呀

1537
01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:49,140
本来今天应该投一个人

1538
01:07:49,140 --> 01:07:52,230
但是选了半天没选出来

1539
01:07:52,230 --> 01:07:55,230
断哎呦

1540
01:07:58,010 --> 01:08:00,040
切了一堆小垃圾

1541
01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:02,950
可能主播要切的小垃圾

1542
01:08:02,950 --> 01:08:07,399
就会不知道哪一个主播转发了一切

1543
01:08:07,399 --> 01:08:10,519
可能就是主播的小号或者是主播

1544
01:08:10,519 --> 01:08:11,659
主播找个朋友

1545
01:08:11,659 --> 01:08:15,570
然后让人家帮我发都是有可能的

1546
01:08:15,570 --> 01:08:17,310
早上没人叫你

1547
01:08:17,310 --> 01:08:18,780
一般睡到12点

1548
01:08:18,780 --> 01:08:22,200
我基本上过了1年没人叫我的生活

1549
01:08:22,200 --> 01:08:24,960
现在已经除了上学有需要之外

1550
01:08:24,960 --> 01:08:26,930
除了直播有效之外

1551
01:08:26,930 --> 01:08:29,510
剩下的时间真的就是随心所欲地睡

1552
01:08:29,510 --> 01:08:31,070
想睡几点睡几点啊

1553
01:08:33,110 --> 01:08:34,220
什么加拿大

1554
01:08:34,220 --> 01:08:35,100
我

1555
01:08:40,260 --> 01:08:42,180
可

1556
01:08:49,679 --> 01:08:51,649
什么时候能好呀

1557
01:08:51,649 --> 01:08:52,999
这都第三天了

1558
01:08:52,999 --> 01:08:54,379
这嘴什么时候能好呀

1559
01:08:54,379 --> 01:08:57,140
我天稍微一激动

1560
01:08:57,519 --> 01:08:58,779
稍微一激动

1561
01:08:58,779 --> 01:09:02,079
然后然后这个这个这个这个嘴就特别难受

1562
01:09:02,079 --> 01:09:03,300
哎我服了

1563
01:09:05,879 --> 01:09:08,729
能不能把那个灵儿拉黑啊

1564
01:09:08,729 --> 01:09:11,369
啊大家能不能把把人家拉黑啊

1565
01:09:11,369 --> 01:09:12,929
我看看怎么把他拉黑

1566
01:09:12,929 --> 01:09:14,069
晚上有直播吗

1567
01:09:14,069 --> 01:09:15,450
现在不太确定了

1568
01:09:15,450 --> 01:09:16,650
明天可能没有

1569
01:09:16,650 --> 01:09:19,220
后天可能有哎呦

1570
01:09:21,719 --> 01:09:23,059
嘴坏掉了

1571
01:09:23,059 --> 01:09:25,279
没发现我今天说话慢吗

1572
01:09:25,279 --> 01:09:26,299
就慢吞吞的

1573
01:09:26,299 --> 01:09:27,379
不敢说太快

1574
01:09:27,379 --> 01:09:28,950
我怕眉飞色舞

1575
01:09:28,950 --> 01:09:29,850
一说太快

1576
01:09:29,850 --> 01:09:31,110
整个人碎掉了

1577
01:09:31,110 --> 01:09:33,270
怎么办啊

1578
01:09:33,270 --> 01:09:36,980
哎呦语速提不上来

1579
01:09:36,980 --> 01:09:38,840
脑子就跟不上话题

1580
01:09:38,840 --> 01:09:40,310
找的就没有那么快

1581
01:09:40,310 --> 01:09:41,140
哎呦

1582
01:09:45,719 --> 01:09:48,199
人家就打这么一天

1583
01:09:48,199 --> 01:09:50,380
人家一直都在打吧

1584
01:09:50,580 --> 01:09:52,260
以后排不到的

1585
01:09:52,260 --> 01:09:53,250
真的吗

1586
01:09:53,250 --> 01:09:54,240
真的吗

1587
01:09:54,240 --> 01:09:56,910
人家人家这几天打的这么凶

1588
01:09:56,910 --> 01:10:00,920
然后一共主播的牌这么多次

1589
01:10:00,920 --> 01:10:01,820
欢禁闭

1590
01:10:01,820 --> 01:10:02,900
我真的服了

1591
01:10:02,900 --> 01:10:04,380
有心理阴影了

1592
01:10:04,500 --> 01:10:09,700
有一种有一种在召唤召唤古神的美感啊

1593
01:10:09,700 --> 01:10:12,610
就那种在卡池子里面

1594
01:10:12,610 --> 01:10:14,950
你想抽卡

1595
01:10:14,950 --> 01:10:17,820
然后天天抽歪的那种感觉

1596
01:10:17,820 --> 01:10:19,890
主人可以把你拉黑吗

1597
01:10:19,890 --> 01:10:21,360
如果让你出去带节奏

1598
01:10:21,360 --> 01:10:26,980
我是把蓝牌子主播一言不合直接就给你拉下

1599
01:10:26,980 --> 01:10:30,220
看看宝什么宝呀

1600
01:10:30,220 --> 01:10:31,210
没有宝贝

1601
01:10:31,210 --> 01:10:36,400
你看宝去那个那个你是找他们榜一看

1602
01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:38,020
他们的多我都没有

1603
01:10:38,020 --> 01:10:39,700
我没有哈哈哈

1604
01:10:39,800 --> 01:10:41,600
我去哪找宝呀

1605
01:10:41,600 --> 01:10:42,500
疯狂

1606
01:10:42,500 --> 01:10:44,360
星期五就就特别熟练

1607
01:10:44,360 --> 01:10:44,960
就进不来

1608
01:10:44,960 --> 01:10:46,620
我就找宝是吧

1609
01:10:46,620 --> 01:10:48,960
♪ 我在等候 ♪

1610
01:10:48,960 --> 01:10:50,130
有点不敢开

1611
01:10:50,130 --> 01:10:51,480
有没有人帮我看一眼

1612
01:10:51,480 --> 01:10:52,740
他现在在没在打呀

1613
01:10:52,740 --> 01:10:54,600
我真不想再打到他了

1614
01:10:54,600 --> 01:11:00,030
♪ 所有生平勾肘究竟生没多少意义 ♪

1615
01:11:00,030 --> 01:11:04,090
对于梦奇死前的黑暗之中了

1616
01:11:04,090 --> 01:11:06,550
也通透

1617
01:11:08,870 --> 01:11:11,210
米耶米耶拉黑我

1618
01:11:11,210 --> 01:11:14,139
我要去米烟的小黑屋

1619
01:11:14,659 --> 01:11:15,879
每次说没宝

1620
01:11:15,879 --> 01:11:17,379
蛋宝一直在咔咔咔

1621
01:11:17,379 --> 01:11:18,519
这都真没了

1622
01:11:18,519 --> 01:11:21,010
哎呀真没了哎

1623
01:11:23,270 --> 01:11:25,210
美好生活要自己创造

1624
01:11:25,210 --> 01:11:25,750
要看宝

1625
01:11:25,750 --> 01:11:27,650
就自己看一下脸

1626
01:11:28,710 --> 01:11:31,310
哪有天天有宝的好事啊

1627
01:11:32,750 --> 01:11:35,690
哎呦愿意为世界不必保持

1628
01:11:35,690 --> 01:11:36,620
不行不行

1629
01:11:36,620 --> 01:11:38,660
我们现在这身体状况适合干

1630
01:11:38,660 --> 01:11:39,740
不要笑挑战

1631
01:11:39,740 --> 01:11:44,310
真的这个身体状况已经已经不适合

1632
01:11:44,310 --> 01:11:48,060
再开一些自己也会发笑的玩笑了

1633
01:11:48,060 --> 01:11:50,280
我们适合不要笑挑战

1634
01:11:50,280 --> 01:11:52,920
就大家给我投点投点视频的稿子

1635
01:11:52,920 --> 01:11:55,000
然后我就坐在那边绷着脸看

1636
01:11:55,160 --> 01:11:58,640
谢谢正中大咸鱼的汉堡包是什么包

1637
01:11:58,640 --> 01:12:01,720
哈哈谁说汉堡不是一种保安

1638
01:12:01,720 --> 01:12:03,910
谢谢谢谢正宗大咸鱼的汉堡

1639
01:12:03,910 --> 01:12:05,320
感谢谢谢阿里嘎

1640
01:12:05,320 --> 01:12:06,840
多谢谢谢谢

1641
01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:08,040
真不要笑

1642
01:12:08,040 --> 01:12:08,700
挑战吧

1643
01:12:08,700 --> 01:12:10,140
这已经不能笑了

1644
01:12:10,140 --> 01:12:12,780
再笑已经不是功德没了的问题了

1645
01:12:12,780 --> 01:12:14,370
这嘴也太疼了

1646
01:12:15,610 --> 01:12:19,410
现在只有那种特别特别特别那个什么的

1647
01:12:19,410 --> 01:12:20,750
特别特别啊

1648
01:12:20,750 --> 01:12:23,030
呃特别特别紧张的那种表情

1649
01:12:23,030 --> 01:12:23,720
你知道吗

1650
01:12:23,720 --> 01:12:25,910
你也想去美艳的暗黑地牢

1651
01:12:25,910 --> 01:12:27,290
你们俩在我地牢里做什么

1652
01:12:27,290 --> 01:12:28,760
不要脏了我的地板

1653
01:12:29,710 --> 01:12:30,790
谢谢得了

1654
01:12:30,790 --> 01:12:31,870
狼的加鸡腿啊

1655
01:12:31,870 --> 01:12:32,530
你快走

1656
01:12:32,530 --> 01:12:35,170
感谢支持了

1657
01:12:35,630 --> 01:12:37,190
加个辣翅

1658
01:12:37,190 --> 01:12:39,740
辣翅跟腿不是一个价格

1659
01:12:39,740 --> 01:12:41,690
这边鸡翅贼贵

1660
01:12:41,690 --> 01:12:45,070
就是怎么个贵法呢

1661
01:12:45,070 --> 01:12:49,480
四个鸡翅能买一斤的腿

1662
01:12:49,480 --> 01:12:52,280
好像是这样

1663
01:12:52,440 --> 01:12:58,300
那个鸡翅的美金的价格好像是腿的三倍左右吧

1664
01:12:58,300 --> 01:13:01,280
三倍二倍

1665
01:13:01,320 --> 01:13:02,630
大概这样子

1666
01:13:02,630 --> 01:13:04,940
我也不知道为什么鸡翅这么贵啊

1667
01:13:04,940 --> 01:13:07,790
然后鸡胸比鸡翅还要贵

1668
01:13:07,790 --> 01:13:11,510
所以这都没有人吃那个鸡胸啊

1669
01:13:11,510 --> 01:13:12,620
反正我是不吃

1670
01:13:12,620 --> 01:13:14,690
刚才加大的时候特别不懂事啊

1671
01:13:14,690 --> 01:13:17,340
然后去去超市不看价签

1672
01:13:17,340 --> 01:13:21,120
然后就凭借着在国内生活的那个习惯去买肉

1673
01:13:22,620 --> 01:13:24,000
觉得牛肉比较贵

1674
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:27,530
然后那个猪肉跟那个什么觉得排骨贵

1675
01:13:27,530 --> 01:13:29,270
然后那个鸡胸比较便宜

1676
01:13:29,270 --> 01:13:30,900
就拿了两盒鸡胸

1677
01:13:30,900 --> 01:13:33,660
结果我抱着鸡胸回来做咖喱饭的时候

1678
01:13:33,660 --> 01:13:37,240
房东一看我超经济状况挺好呀

1679
01:13:37,320 --> 01:13:39,180
我说咋了

1680
01:13:39,180 --> 01:13:43,980
她说你这一盒鸡胸能买三盒子

1681
01:13:43,980 --> 01:13:45,780
能买334盒鸡腿

1682
01:13:45,780 --> 01:13:46,560
我说啊

1683
01:13:47,380 --> 01:13:48,060
真的吗

1684
01:13:48,060 --> 01:13:52,250
哈哈可是这跟腿不是一一对应的吗

1685
01:13:52,250 --> 01:13:55,220
这得看那个怎么说呢

1686
01:13:55,220 --> 01:14:00,550
这个看看看看这边人的需求吧

1687
01:14:00,550 --> 01:14:01,960
就是骨头越少

1688
01:14:01,960 --> 01:14:04,800
好像对他们来说越好吃

1689
01:14:05,820 --> 01:14:09,000
所以鸡胸这种没有骨头的肉又健康

1690
01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:10,980
然后又适应绿色

1691
01:14:10,980 --> 01:14:13,680
有减肥的这种就特别便宜

1692
01:14:13,680 --> 01:14:14,880
不是就特别困

1693
01:14:17,880 --> 01:14:20,300
笑了的惩罚就是嘴巴疼

1694
01:14:20,720 --> 01:14:22,700
谢谢抖抖狼的快乐水

1695
01:14:22,700 --> 01:14:25,760
念阿里嘎多进去

1696
01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:27,890
当然是为了等你投喂啊

1697
01:14:27,890 --> 01:14:30,260
谢谢桐叶的书

1698
01:14:30,260 --> 01:14:31,460
500心灵钥匙

1699
01:14:31,460 --> 01:14:32,300
感谢支持

1700
01:14:32,300 --> 01:14:33,460
安利钙豆

1701
01:14:34,180 --> 01:14:36,460
你这生气都降价了

1702
01:14:38,260 --> 01:14:39,660
我还不太买菜

1703
01:14:39,660 --> 01:14:40,620
但是会做饭的

1704
01:14:40,620 --> 01:14:46,540
那个时候去超市看那个那种不是冷冻的

1705
01:14:46,540 --> 01:14:47,980
就是冷鲜的那种

1706
01:14:47,980 --> 01:14:51,180
翅中的时候深深的被这个物价惊呆了

1707
01:14:51,700 --> 01:14:54,220
让我想哎呦

1708
01:14:54,220 --> 01:14:55,780
真的好贵啊

1709
01:14:55,780 --> 01:14:57,700
加拿大人是不懂美食的

1710
01:14:57,700 --> 01:14:58,540
他没有懂美食

1711
01:14:58,540 --> 01:15:04,470
也不至于天天抱着那个芝士土豆肉酱不放了

1712
01:15:04,470 --> 01:15:06,680
那玩意儿真的很难吃诶

1713
01:15:07,200 --> 01:15:09,060
谢谢奈落的快乐水

1714
01:15:09,060 --> 01:15:10,080
谢谢大家的可乐

1715
01:15:10,080 --> 01:15:11,560
不能再喝可乐了

1716
01:15:11,880 --> 01:15:13,860
不能再喝可乐了

1717
01:15:13,860 --> 01:15:17,860
这个碳流失碳不是钙流失

1718
01:15:17,860 --> 01:15:19,840
是小修牙设大

1719
01:15:19,840 --> 01:15:23,260
我决定一定要戒除这种甜饮料了

1720
01:15:23,260 --> 01:15:25,080
不能再喝这些东西

1721
01:15:26,199 --> 01:15:27,959
看了一下自己的牙呀

1722
01:15:27,959 --> 01:15:31,319
拿着那种小手电看了一下自己的牙

1723
01:15:31,319 --> 01:15:33,720
觉得回国又要修了

1724
01:15:35,380 --> 01:15:37,680
小镇暖阳下打滚

1725
01:15:37,680 --> 01:15:38,940
动物是吧

1726
01:15:38,940 --> 01:15:41,420
等我的狼是吧

1727
01:15:49,500 --> 01:15:54,200
主播电子宠物是不是一种会寄生物

1728
01:15:54,950 --> 01:15:58,790
机器人也是有心有情有爱的

1729
01:15:58,790 --> 01:16:03,360
我不允许我不允许你这么攻击我们机器人

1730
01:16:03,599 --> 01:16:05,819
听说可乐那个啥

1731
01:16:05,819 --> 01:16:09,539
能不能别传这种这种这种盐啊

1732
01:16:09,539 --> 01:16:10,500
你知道吧

1733
01:16:10,540 --> 01:16:14,890
这个世界上唯一会让人完全不去证实

1734
01:16:14,890 --> 01:16:18,880
然后同时又极其深信不疑的两种作用

1735
01:16:18,880 --> 01:16:24,380
就是那个什么还有撞那个什么嗯

1736
01:16:24,380 --> 01:16:26,220
♪ 还没讲完 ♪

1737
01:16:26,740 --> 01:16:29,820
假设某地闹蝗灾

1738
01:16:29,920 --> 01:16:31,300
不需要干别的

1739
01:16:31,300 --> 01:16:33,460
也不需要引进什么生物平衡

1740
01:16:33,460 --> 01:16:38,680
你只需要在当地的那个公众号上面天天发软文

1741
01:16:38,680 --> 01:16:42,630
说那个东西可以提高能力

1742
01:16:42,630 --> 01:16:45,980
然后这个蝗灾估计很快就会消失

1743
01:16:46,099 --> 01:16:50,749
♪ 好在曾经拥有春秋 ♪

1744
01:16:50,749 --> 01:16:55,279
为什么大家传这些东西都都这么的深信不疑呢

1745
01:16:55,279 --> 01:16:56,100
哎呦

1746
01:16:58,180 --> 01:17:02,900
相信可乐杀精的人一定是杀软吧

1747
01:17:04,380 --> 01:17:07,400
这东西唯一的作用就是杀智商啊

1748
01:17:07,400 --> 01:17:09,380
需要辐射能伤害到什么

1749
01:17:09,380 --> 01:17:10,760
辐射什么都伤害不到

1750
01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:13,460
尤其wifi的辐射只能伤害到脑子啊

1751
01:17:13,460 --> 01:17:15,360
别的什么用都没有

1752
01:17:16,699 --> 01:17:23,060
可乐经过你的消化系统后还开吗

1753
01:17:23,220 --> 01:17:25,019
所以嗯算了

1754
01:17:25,019 --> 01:17:26,939
这个话题不能再往下聊了

1755
01:17:28,139 --> 01:17:28,919
再往下聊

1756
01:17:28,919 --> 01:17:30,179
直播间要被ban了

1757
01:17:30,179 --> 01:17:31,979
本来应该还往下说说的

1758
01:17:31,979 --> 01:17:34,829
但是希望大家在呃

1759
01:17:34,829 --> 01:17:39,000
呃在发生一些亲密关系的时候

1760
01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:41,640
一定要走正规渠道去呃

1761
01:17:44,820 --> 01:17:47,550
做一些保护的这个措施啊

1762
01:17:47,550 --> 01:17:49,770
要不然的话伤害的不仅是对方

1763
01:17:49,770 --> 01:17:51,120
还是你自己啊

1764
01:17:51,120 --> 01:17:51,799
好吧

1765
01:18:01,170 --> 01:18:03,110
一水探究也没办

1766
01:18:03,110 --> 01:18:05,680
再往下就是怎么说呢

1767
01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:09,560
我朋友的朋友在通过首页

1768
01:18:09,560 --> 01:18:12,020
那个你可能感兴趣的人

1769
01:18:12,020 --> 01:18:16,070
那个大数据功能刷到了我的那个切片

1770
01:18:16,070 --> 01:18:17,520
我的那个什么

1771
01:18:19,819 --> 01:18:22,440
那个牛头人的切片之后

1772
01:18:22,440 --> 01:18:23,700
他跟我朋友说

1773
01:18:23,700 --> 01:18:25,920
哇这个人你是不是认识我

1774
01:18:25,920 --> 01:18:27,360
朋友说嗯是怎么了

1775
01:18:27,360 --> 01:18:29,940
然后他说玩的真花

1776
01:18:29,940 --> 01:18:31,139
玩的好大

1777
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:38,630
主播一会被人家打上三俗热水器主播的标签了

1778
01:18:38,630 --> 01:18:42,500
哎呦正规渠道笑死不

1779
01:18:42,500 --> 01:18:43,910
正规渠道是啥

1780
01:18:43,910 --> 01:18:45,920
那你没有看过新闻吗

1781
01:18:47,600 --> 01:18:49,400
你没有看过新闻吗

1782
01:18:50,900 --> 01:18:53,440
这不能叫医学探讨啊

1783
01:18:53,440 --> 01:18:55,480
因为因为哎呀这个不可以

1784
01:18:55,480 --> 01:18:56,240
人家

1785
01:18:58,239 --> 01:19:00,149
哎呀好疼好疼

1786
01:19:00,149 --> 01:19:02,160
真走了真走了

1787
01:19:05,880 --> 01:19:08,180
有拉扯的话再留一会儿

1788
01:19:08,180 --> 01:19:10,550
然后嗯没拉扯的话

1789
01:19:10,550 --> 01:19:12,110
放首歌走啦

1790
01:19:12,110 --> 01:19:13,000
大家

1791
01:19:15,560 --> 01:19:16,930
不是那个啦

1792
01:19:16,930 --> 01:19:19,900
而是说他们不是在说那个可乐的那个作用吗

1793
01:19:19,900 --> 01:19:21,640
我就看到张当时有新闻

1794
01:19:21,640 --> 01:19:24,230
就是两个未成年人呃

1795
01:19:24,230 --> 01:19:26,570
呃做了一些不该做的事情之后

1796
01:19:26,570 --> 01:19:31,940
然后然后不敢去药店买东西

1797
01:19:31,940 --> 01:19:33,350
不敢去药店买药

1798
01:19:33,350 --> 01:19:37,630
然后就想到了使用可乐这样的一个一个做法呀

1799
01:19:37,630 --> 01:19:39,969
我都没有想过他们是怎么想的

1800
01:19:39,969 --> 01:19:42,849
总之生理知识缺乏真的很害人

1801
01:19:42,849 --> 01:19:44,799
我是这么感觉的

1802
01:19:44,799 --> 01:19:48,399
哎呦豆豆你考完了

1803
01:19:48,399 --> 01:19:51,140
豆豆不是大半夜了

1804
01:19:51,480 --> 01:19:53,360
咋能看到你呢

1805
01:19:53,360 --> 01:19:55,580
谢谢hoo 77生的心动

1806
01:19:55,580 --> 01:19:56,780
盲盒的棉花糖

1807
01:19:58,280 --> 01:20:02,360
蝗灾期间的蝗虫体内清

1808
01:20:03,140 --> 01:20:04,120
是吧

1809
01:20:04,120 --> 01:20:05,320
含量较大

1810
01:20:05,320 --> 01:20:06,100
让人中毒

1811
01:20:06,100 --> 01:20:06,640
不能吃

1812
01:20:06,640 --> 01:20:08,410
你一份挣钱的

1813
01:20:08,410 --> 01:20:10,750
真的呀对

1814
01:20:10,750 --> 01:20:13,930
就是那个修女与鱼的那个那个那个故事

1815
01:20:13,930 --> 01:20:15,490
不可以不可以

1816
01:20:15,490 --> 01:20:19,300
♪ 我现在的伤害我超高 ♪

1817
01:20:19,300 --> 01:20:24,480
♪ 就是骑着红颜的败坏 ♪

1818
01:20:24,700 --> 01:20:30,139
这时代信仰荒无而无奈

1819
01:20:30,139 --> 01:20:32,530
这什么情况都不跟我讲话

1820
01:20:32,530 --> 01:20:35,830
不是梦游了吧

1821
01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:43,420
♪ 我只要我的世界我的世界 ♪

1822
01:20:43,760 --> 01:20:52,060
黑暗之中的光芒里的你是我的神

1823
01:20:52,420 --> 01:20:55,720
谢谢赫萝七七送的心动盲盒的棉花糖

1824
01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:57,260
不是疯狂

1825
01:20:57,260 --> 01:21:00,800
星期五不是没改那个心动盲盒的爆率吗

1826
01:21:00,800 --> 01:21:02,940
为啥十个盒子六个桃

1827
01:21:02,940 --> 01:21:05,790
然后三个盒子连着都是糖啊

1828
01:21:05,790 --> 01:21:08,520
你的心动盲盒里面只有糖是吧

1829
01:21:08,520 --> 01:21:11,260
你你是我炒糖炒

1830
01:21:11,260 --> 01:21:12,970
谢谢三个棉花糖

1831
01:21:12,970 --> 01:21:13,780
感谢支持

1832
01:21:13,780 --> 01:21:14,980
获得你应该多

1833
01:21:14,980 --> 01:21:17,740
谢谢你以后的继续上

1834
01:21:17,780 --> 01:21:20,240
平时单只可以吃炸着贼香

1835
01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:22,580
不要跟主播讨论吃虫子的问题

1836
01:21:22,580 --> 01:21:24,080
一概不吃

1837
01:21:24,080 --> 01:21:25,940
不吃奇怪的东西

1838
01:21:26,580 --> 01:21:28,520
我对于奇怪的食材

1839
01:21:28,520 --> 01:21:32,020
接受度最高的就是那个牛蛙腿

1840
01:21:32,020 --> 01:21:35,920
对我只我只吃牛蛙腿

1841
01:21:35,920 --> 01:21:38,100
就最奇怪的最奇怪的

1842
01:21:38,250 --> 01:21:43,200
反正一这已经是主播能接受的极限了

1843
01:21:43,200 --> 01:21:46,420
而且牛蛙腿这个东西在1年之前我还不吃

1844
01:21:49,180 --> 01:21:50,879
是吃焖锅的时候

1845
01:21:50,879 --> 01:21:52,559
跟朋友一起吃焖锅的时候

1846
01:21:52,559 --> 01:21:55,229
它有好多种东西受够

1847
01:21:55,229 --> 01:21:58,200
这时代它有好多种肉混在一起

1848
01:21:58,200 --> 01:21:59,760
什么羊肉牛肉

1849
01:21:59,760 --> 01:22:01,440
还有那个丸子呀

1850
01:22:01,440 --> 01:22:03,330
还有牛蛙之类的

1851
01:22:03,330 --> 01:22:05,480
然后我就吃到了一块

1852
01:22:05,480 --> 01:22:07,220
我不知道是什么肉啊

1853
01:22:08,300 --> 01:22:11,360
就是从牛蛙腿上面煮的掉下来的那个肉

1854
01:22:11,360 --> 01:22:13,000
我觉得还挺好吃的

1855
01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:16,060
之后我就尝了一口里面的鸡肉

1856
01:22:16,060 --> 01:22:16,960
发现不是那个味

1857
01:22:16,960 --> 01:22:18,400
才发现牛蛙牛肉了

1858
01:22:18,400 --> 01:22:20,020
感觉思考了一下

1859
01:22:21,210 --> 01:22:22,290
思考了一下

1860
01:22:22,290 --> 01:22:25,590
然后还是开始吃了

1861
01:22:25,590 --> 01:22:28,600
你给我的炸虾的味道

1862
01:22:28,600 --> 01:22:31,480
熟肉口感像肉丝不行不行

1863
01:22:31,480 --> 01:22:33,820
跟他的外表我我联系不起来

1864
01:22:33,820 --> 01:22:35,860
不可以

1865
01:22:35,880 --> 01:22:40,020
好像女生怕虫子都是小的时候特别不怕

1866
01:22:40,020 --> 01:22:40,500
我

1867
01:22:40,500 --> 01:22:43,580
小时候还把敢把那种全身是刺儿的

1868
01:22:43,580 --> 01:22:46,340
那个花里胡哨的七彩斑斓的毛毛虫

1869
01:22:46,340 --> 01:22:48,140
直接捏在手里面

1870
01:22:48,140 --> 01:22:53,030
然后看他在那个在手里面左右晃

1871
01:22:53,030 --> 01:22:55,100
然后又挣脱不出去的那个感觉

1872
01:22:55,100 --> 01:22:56,600
我还能呵呵傻笑

1873
01:22:56,600 --> 01:22:58,460
别问我为什么知道的呀

1874
01:23:00,320 --> 01:23:01,880
可是我为什么知道的

1875
01:23:01,880 --> 01:23:05,110
我看过家里面给我录的视频

1876
01:23:05,110 --> 01:23:09,860
就那珍贵的像素不高的那个小视频里面

1877
01:23:09,860 --> 01:23:12,470
我抓着那个洋喇子在那边

1878
01:23:12,470 --> 01:23:15,220
玩家里面都给我捏一把汗

1879
01:23:15,220 --> 01:23:16,720
然后我还特别开心

1880
01:23:16,720 --> 01:23:18,160
露出天真纯真

1881
01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:20,700
满足又幸福的笑容

1882
01:23:20,700 --> 01:23:24,300
有的时候觉得小孩真是真是啥都不怕

1883
01:23:24,300 --> 01:23:26,880
哎呦对我这边是晚上

1884
01:23:26,880 --> 01:23:27,720
等下就睡了

1885
01:23:27,720 --> 01:23:32,540
那玩意会把什么苯丙氨酸转化成苯乙醛呃

1886
01:23:32,540 --> 01:23:33,740
主播认不出来

1887
01:23:33,740 --> 01:23:34,880
蝗虫兽制

1888
01:23:34,880 --> 01:23:35,900
你是学这个的吗

1889
01:23:35,900 --> 01:23:37,220
你不会是学生物的吧

1890
01:23:37,220 --> 01:23:40,170
21世纪是生物的世界哇

1891
01:23:40,170 --> 01:23:41,640
肃然起敬

1892
01:23:41,640 --> 01:23:43,140
你好残忍

1893
01:23:43,140 --> 01:23:43,620
没有

1894
01:23:43,620 --> 01:23:44,430
我又不会

1895
01:23:44,430 --> 01:23:46,310
我又不会捏死他啊

1896
01:23:46,310 --> 01:23:48,560
我只会就是把它拿在手里面

1897
01:23:48,560 --> 01:23:50,360
然后看他左右晃

1898
01:23:50,360 --> 01:23:52,400
就像主播现在左右晃一样

1899
01:23:52,400 --> 01:23:55,330
像想挣脱出来又挣脱不了的那种感觉

1900
01:23:55,330 --> 01:23:56,980
我觉得他好可爱呀

1901
01:23:56,980 --> 01:23:58,900
当时就是这么想的

1902
01:23:59,840 --> 01:24:02,830
然后去那个饭店的时候

1903
01:24:02,830 --> 01:24:04,960
我不是在北方长大吗

1904
01:24:04,960 --> 01:24:07,040
北方不是有那种什么吗

1905
01:24:07,179 --> 01:24:12,460
有那种吃炸蚕蛹的那个习惯

1906
01:24:12,460 --> 01:24:15,400
那个蚕蛹它不就是圆圆的棕色的

1907
01:24:15,400 --> 01:24:17,620
然后身上有好多重叠的那种吗

1908
01:24:17,620 --> 01:24:19,600
我现在都看不了那个东西

1909
01:24:19,600 --> 01:24:20,860
我现在都害怕

1910
01:24:20,860 --> 01:24:22,510
结果家里人跟我说

1911
01:24:22,510 --> 01:24:25,139
我以前去饭店吃蚕蛹

1912
01:24:25,139 --> 01:24:26,339
别人都吃炸的

1913
01:24:26,339 --> 01:24:26,879
我不干

1914
01:24:26,879 --> 01:24:29,900
我偷偷的睡一那个那个活着的

1915
01:24:29,900 --> 01:24:31,520
然后拿纸巾包起来

1916
01:24:31,520 --> 01:24:33,260
非要带回家养着

1917
01:24:33,260 --> 01:24:35,200
说能变成蝴蝶

1918
01:24:35,200 --> 01:24:36,460
家里面没办法

1919
01:24:36,460 --> 01:24:40,080
只能找了个透明的塑料盒子往里面塞纸

1920
01:24:40,080 --> 01:24:45,240
最后那个才有自己死了

1921
01:24:46,160 --> 01:24:48,250
只能说确实不是很怕

1922
01:24:48,250 --> 01:24:50,530
不是很怕这些东西啊

1923
01:24:50,530 --> 01:24:53,480
你对人家都吃活的

1924
01:24:53,480 --> 01:24:54,140
我不干

1925
01:24:54,140 --> 01:24:55,820
不是人家都吃那个炸的

1926
01:24:55,820 --> 01:24:56,300
我不干

1927
01:24:56,300 --> 01:24:59,880
我非要拿个活的回家就怎么哭怎么闹

1928
01:24:59,880 --> 01:25:00,960
家里不让我就闹

1929
01:25:00,960 --> 01:25:02,100
我就躺地下哭

1930
01:25:02,100 --> 01:25:07,080
我就再找一个让我最后我现在你让我多看一眼

1931
01:25:07,080 --> 01:25:08,760
再看一眼就会爆炸好吧

1932
01:25:08,760 --> 01:25:09,960
多看一眼就会融化

1933
01:25:09,960 --> 01:25:12,820
我看我都看不了那些东西

1934
01:25:12,820 --> 01:25:15,040
但当时确实不太害怕呀

1935
01:25:15,040 --> 01:25:16,520
我也不太明白

1936
01:25:16,520 --> 01:25:18,560
小的时候没人管给你吃

1937
01:25:18,560 --> 01:25:19,670
你肯定吃

1938
01:25:19,670 --> 01:25:21,320
那长得丑啊

1939
01:25:21,320 --> 01:25:23,040
长得丑我不吃的

1940
01:25:23,040 --> 01:25:24,750
你看我也没吃毛毛虫

1941
01:25:24,750 --> 01:25:27,120
我也没吃那个炸的蚕蛹

1942
01:25:27,120 --> 01:25:28,720
我不觉得他是生物

1943
01:25:28,720 --> 01:25:29,920
不觉得他吃的

1944
01:25:29,920 --> 01:25:31,240
我觉得它是一种生物

1945
01:25:31,240 --> 01:25:32,020
你知道吗

1946
01:25:32,020 --> 01:25:34,060
我觉得它是一种玩具

1947
01:25:36,320 --> 01:25:40,170
就有点像那个看不清猫吗

1948
01:25:40,170 --> 01:25:41,220
猫抓蟑螂

1949
01:25:41,220 --> 01:25:42,330
大家知道吧

1950
01:25:42,330 --> 01:25:45,120
就在南方的那个噎人

1951
01:25:45,120 --> 01:25:49,680
应该家里面有很多养猫的猫是会抓蟑螂的

1952
01:25:49,680 --> 01:25:52,740
就蟑螂那个速度虽然人看起来并不慢

1953
01:25:52,740 --> 01:25:56,440
但是猫看起来他就真的真的很慢

1954
01:25:56,440 --> 01:26:00,040
就随便啪的一下就就能抓到

1955
01:26:00,040 --> 01:26:04,030
然后把它放到你轻轻的放在你的床边

1956
01:26:04,030 --> 01:26:04,780
打枪的

1957
01:26:04,780 --> 01:26:08,250
不要等你醒来的时候就发现这个蟑螂

1958
01:26:08,250 --> 01:26:09,980
然后在你的床边

1959
01:26:09,980 --> 01:26:11,240
你啊的一声尖叫

1960
01:26:11,240 --> 01:26:12,740
然后把蹲在你旁边

1961
01:26:12,740 --> 01:26:14,960
观察你的这个表情的猫吓一跳

1962
01:26:14,960 --> 01:26:16,180
就这种感觉

1963
01:26:16,180 --> 01:26:18,400
我的爱主播下次寄礼物

1964
01:26:18,400 --> 01:26:19,780
哥们这蚕蛹蟑螂

1965
01:26:19,780 --> 01:26:20,980
你要给我寄活体

1966
01:26:20,980 --> 01:26:22,120
我这辈子都拉黑

1967
01:26:22,120 --> 01:26:23,680
你给我打多少钱都没用啊

1968
01:26:23,680 --> 01:26:24,160
喂

1969
01:26:27,040 --> 01:26:28,920
猫吃鱼的时候说吧

1970
01:26:28,920 --> 01:26:31,740
一般还是吃正常的肉

1971
01:26:41,820 --> 01:26:44,580
你家猫猫看到老鼠会跑

1972
01:26:44,580 --> 01:26:45,600
我也会跑

1973
01:26:45,600 --> 01:26:46,820
我跑的比他快

1974
01:26:46,820 --> 01:26:48,320
我不需要跑过老鼠

1975
01:26:48,320 --> 01:26:49,160
我只需要跑过

1976
01:26:49,160 --> 01:26:50,860
他任性了

1977
01:26:50,860 --> 01:26:51,940
害怕

1978
01:26:51,940 --> 01:26:54,100
那我记蚕宝宝们

1979
01:26:54,100 --> 01:26:55,390
记虫子的人

1980
01:26:55,390 --> 01:26:57,400
品味修养和道德素质

1981
01:26:57,400 --> 01:27:00,379
一次次都永远的停留在幼年期

1982
01:27:00,379 --> 01:27:07,250
不会长大烂人生太早看到仓鼠

1983
01:27:07,250 --> 01:27:09,400
♪ 我的爱是否不重 ♪

1984
01:27:09,400 --> 01:27:12,100
我倒还挺喜欢玩仓鼠的

1985
01:27:14,500 --> 01:27:16,000
但是也没有那么

1986
01:27:18,520 --> 01:27:20,890
这怎么都这么厉害呀

1987
01:27:20,890 --> 01:27:27,660
唉哟我不知道呀

1988
01:27:27,660 --> 01:27:31,680
为什么人家是公会的呀

1989
01:27:32,580 --> 01:27:33,680
不一定吧

1990
01:27:33,680 --> 01:27:36,380
为啥为啥人家是公会的呀

1991
01:27:36,380 --> 01:27:39,140
我怎么天天打这样的呢

1992
01:27:39,140 --> 01:27:40,460
有点接受不了

1993
01:27:43,200 --> 01:27:48,200
为啥老老怼着这个前面绑前这些人打呢

1994
01:27:48,200 --> 01:27:49,200
很奇怪

1995
01:27:52,760 --> 01:27:53,980
真不玩了

1996
01:27:53,980 --> 01:27:55,120
我们下播了

1997
01:27:55,120 --> 01:27:58,090
大家不想再给人家当垫子了

1998
01:27:58,090 --> 01:28:01,840
做了

1999
01:28:10,790 --> 01:28:12,530
多多少少对不对

2000
01:28:12,530 --> 01:28:14,360
感觉组cp的时候

2001
01:28:14,360 --> 01:28:17,600
组百合cp的时候是不是也得注意一下物种啊

2002
01:28:17,600 --> 01:28:19,600
比如说猫跟鱼呀

2003
01:28:19,600 --> 01:28:20,680
猫跟老鼠啊

2004
01:28:20,680 --> 01:28:23,280
有一种自带的相爱相杀的感觉

2005
01:28:23,280 --> 01:28:27,270
♪ 我把一滴的吹到半路 ♪

2006
01:28:27,270 --> 01:28:29,680
♪ 我写的吗 ♪

2007
01:28:38,280 --> 01:28:39,240
对不起

2008
01:28:39,240 --> 01:28:44,960
♪ 我笑的夜空打开拉到还是太美了没 ♪

2009
01:28:44,960 --> 01:28:48,680
我会打开对面的

2010
01:28:48,680 --> 01:28:49,280
有直播

2011
01:28:49,280 --> 01:28:50,360
好可爱

2012
01:28:50,510 --> 01:28:52,980
有这么个玩法啊

2013
01:28:54,120 --> 01:28:55,620
有这种玩法是吧

2014
01:28:55,620 --> 01:28:57,720
进场出场都不做一下的

2015
01:28:57,720 --> 01:28:59,620
直接就从对面来的

2016
01:29:01,220 --> 01:29:03,580
主播的老鼠还没没

2017
01:29:03,580 --> 01:29:06,100
这个是什么呢

2018
01:29:06,500 --> 01:29:08,950
世界红色满天空

2019
01:29:08,950 --> 01:29:11,400
打开万达好

2020
01:29:12,580 --> 01:29:16,740
我的苍穹之姿

2021
01:29:16,740 --> 01:29:18,360
今天给人送温暖了

2022
01:29:18,360 --> 01:29:22,900
大家今天以我的胜率为代价

2023
01:29:22,900 --> 01:29:24,340
给人家狠狠送温暖

2024
01:29:24,340 --> 01:29:27,600
是多送点

2025
01:29:27,600 --> 01:29:28,560
没关系的

2026
01:29:30,300 --> 01:29:31,800
我输了就输了吧

2027
01:29:31,800 --> 01:29:33,240
这这怎么打赢啊

2028
01:29:33,240 --> 01:29:35,660
这这能赢

2029
01:29:35,660 --> 01:29:36,530
这种赢法

2030
01:29:36,530 --> 01:29:37,860
在雨中走

2031
01:29:37,860 --> 01:29:38,970
♪ 来到大学去 ♪

2032
01:29:38,970 --> 01:29:43,000
♪ 勇敢碰到一点点花 ♪

2033
01:29:43,000 --> 01:29:45,850
♪ 那么紧紧锁定战斗 ♪

2034
01:29:45,850 --> 01:29:47,470
♪ 悠扬的心 ♪

2035
01:29:47,470 --> 01:29:52,260
这是一天三花头昏眼发的

2036
01:30:01,119 --> 01:30:03,749
这不是什么能念的嗯

2037
01:30:03,749 --> 01:30:06,920
这是什么能念的名字不

2038
01:30:11,620 --> 01:30:12,720
注意身体

2039
01:30:13,860 --> 01:30:14,760
注意休息

2040
01:30:15,780 --> 01:30:19,780
还有就是青音对是的

2041
01:30:19,780 --> 01:30:22,950
这是主播直播间唯一的一首轻音的歌

2042
01:30:22,950 --> 01:30:24,150
猫还在呢

2043
01:30:24,150 --> 01:30:26,670
猫今天kk你查我大乱斗记录

2044
01:30:26,670 --> 01:30:28,710
你看我今天被多少人打过

2045
01:30:29,680 --> 01:30:34,180
哎我今天被榜一三十万的啪啪连打两次哎呦

2046
01:30:34,180 --> 01:30:38,660
然后又来了榜10万的对面唱歌没我好听

2047
01:30:38,660 --> 01:30:42,860
你们都是对面来的啊

2048
01:30:43,670 --> 01:30:46,040
it don't say you are lady

2049
01:30:54,020 --> 01:30:55,850
♪ 我打你一下 ♪

2050
01:30:55,850 --> 01:31:00,440
♪ 给你一天都不带的 ♪

2051
01:31:00,440 --> 01:31:02,980
真的真的

2052
01:31:02,980 --> 01:31:06,730
土豆这唱歌水平还能还能超过人呐

2053
01:31:06,730 --> 01:31:08,110
熬夜当背景板

2054
01:31:08,110 --> 01:31:09,610
哎呀不说了不说了

2055
01:31:09,610 --> 01:31:10,270
心疼我

2056
01:31:10,270 --> 01:31:11,190
走了哈哈

2057
01:31:11,190 --> 01:31:14,280
走了下

2058
01:31:14,280 --> 01:31:16,080
播放新的乌托邦吧

2059
01:31:16,080 --> 01:31:17,340
好拜拜

2060
01:31:17,340 --> 01:31:18,660
下播了大家

2061
01:31:18,660 --> 01:31:21,140
我要去楼下肉饭肉

2062
01:31:26,580 --> 01:31:28,940
本来说好了好好来干的

2063
01:31:28,940 --> 01:31:30,360
结果状态又

2064
01:31:33,000 --> 01:31:37,260
又回落了

2065
01:31:38,480 --> 01:31:45,480
♪ 这么有个马里与他和大起点 ♪

2066
01:31:45,480 --> 01:31:50,570
只是我那个谢谢奈落的舰长

2067
01:31:50,570 --> 01:31:51,200
谢谢哦

2068
01:31:51,200 --> 01:31:53,690
有七七送的四个棉花糖女

2069
01:31:53,690 --> 01:31:57,050
谢谢红叶的波波奶茶

2070
01:31:57,050 --> 01:31:58,880
谢谢大家的炸鸡腿

2071
01:31:58,880 --> 01:32:00,200
快乐水打call

2072
01:32:00,200 --> 01:32:03,400
谢谢打钱一个汉堡面

2073
01:32:03,400 --> 01:32:05,020
舰长来是吧

2074
01:32:05,020 --> 01:32:07,300
哈哈舰长来是吧

2075
01:32:09,080 --> 01:32:10,240
绝对不可能

2076
01:32:10,240 --> 01:32:13,660
怎么可能次次都有拉扯呢

2077
01:32:15,580 --> 01:32:22,770
♪ so give me when i need you keep me wr啊 ♪

2078
01:32:22,770 --> 01:32:23,640
♪ 好一波 ♪

2079
01:32:23,640 --> 01:32:29,620
♪ 古诺西亚飞天雷诺和西格纳 ♪

2080
01:32:39,660 --> 01:32:46,780
主播你会评价冉冉阳的哎康复早日康复

2081
01:32:46,780 --> 01:32:47,080
喵

2082
01:32:48,220 --> 01:32:56,380
这个这个大家确实这个时间啊

2083
01:32:56,380 --> 01:33:00,060
可能意思是只有早晚之分了

2084
01:33:00,060 --> 01:33:06,840
给了一个我经历过的那周五是公会乱斗的吗

2085
01:33:06,840 --> 01:33:09,060
你看主播能打赢谁啊

2086
01:33:09,060 --> 01:33:12,300
你看主播能打游戏

2087
01:33:19,780 --> 01:33:21,960
这打法也太忙了

2088
01:33:21,960 --> 01:33:25,110
♪ 爹爹勾过来干什么 ♪

2089
01:33:25,110 --> 01:33:29,250
♪ 一个那华西裤子 ♪

2090
01:33:29,250 --> 01:33:32,920
♪ 皮尔的西马女友 ♪

2091
01:33:32,920 --> 01:33:38,000
♪ 麻木的达雷达达达西游 ♪

2092
01:33:38,000 --> 01:33:41,120
♪ 麻烦大家 ♪

2093
01:33:52,320 --> 01:33:57,340
嗯就走了啊啊啊啊

2094
01:34:04,520 --> 01:34:06,580
♪ 摩西摩托 ♪

2095
01:34:06,580 --> 01:34:13,180
♪ 那个我记得我南方 ♪

2096
01:34:13,180 --> 01:34:14,110
♪ more ♪

2097
01:34:14,110 --> 01:34:16,080
♪ you need to ♪

2098
01:34:16,080 --> 01:34:17,760
♪ 谢谢绿卡 ♪

2099
01:34:17,760 --> 01:34:21,980
♪ 那可能那天龙大道 ♪

2100
01:34:23,220 --> 01:34:27,260
没什么太大的必要好

2101
01:34:27,260 --> 01:34:31,520
♪ 你不如墨西南飞之类 ♪

2102
01:34:31,520 --> 01:34:37,640
那是晚上或者明天早上

2103
01:34:47,500 --> 01:34:56,080
♪ 或是自己也搞一大堆那么一点发达的能力 ♪

2104
01:34:56,080 --> 01:34:59,350
♪ 带路一起带着 ♪

2105
01:34:59,350 --> 01:35:01,560
♪ 么么哒 ♪

2106
01:35:01,560 --> 01:35:02,760
♪ 有多难 ♪

2107
01:35:02,760 --> 01:35:07,140
♪ 你也可以发现一片奇迹 ♪

2108
01:35:07,140 --> 01:35:11,260
♪ 让你不看我那个炼油 ♪

2109
01:35:13,880 --> 01:35:17,980
本来就是小播完之后

2110
01:35:17,980 --> 01:35:18,460
然后

2111
01:35:21,520 --> 01:35:29,960
睡觉的睡不着了

2112
01:35:36,279 --> 01:35:39,040
谢谢凯迪拉