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哎哎先毕业再宣布是吧

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你在聊什么呀

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哎呦你在触摸什么

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我刚把那个网连回来

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我就看到有人在那边啊

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先毕业再宣布

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没有

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所以就寄了吗

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没有吧

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没有吧

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你们刷新一下

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刷新一下

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刷新一下

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我就知道对吧

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绵绵啊

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身上有一种有一种聊瓜的特质啊

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就是百分百一旦网卡了

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大家可以通过打c或者是聊瓜的办法

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帮助主播远程抢修主播的网络啊

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就像是你就知道扣一有用一样

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你知道吧

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哎什么叫先锋也在宣布我在讲什么啊

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哎呦啊

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大家晚上好

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晚上好呀

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好久不见了嗯

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然后状态好了一点

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我们来直播骗米是吧

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没有真的有用的

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我跟你说这个东西它的它的原理是什么

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你知道是什么原理吗

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原理就是当你这个直播间一直在跟这个网络

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发送连接请求的时候

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他可能发送的就没有那么用力呀

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但是一旦你在直播间打了sc这种礼物的话

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然后他就会尝试更快的连接上服务器啊

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因为他想要把这个c呈现在主播的面前

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因为c的供天职就是这样的

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他不能违背这种本能

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所以说很有可能就会加速它连上

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真的就是我们试验出来的

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主播的声音怎么变成这样了

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我不知道哈哈

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我也磕的比较狠吧

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我也不知道嘞

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不好听了嘛

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对不起

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狗妹那塞

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对不起嘛

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对不起

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因为我也好久都没讲话了

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所以我也找不到我的声音了

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哎呀狗妹那赛呀

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没有不好听

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只是不一样了

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可能嗯你说的我这网怎么这么慢啊

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门没开呀

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唉呀怎么这么慢呢

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你今天能举办

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不要笑挑战吗

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我不要我不要换季换声音吗

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换季换声音啊

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晚上好

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阿香是春美少

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晚上好

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新之助天街

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我自己晚上好

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韭菜阿姨tb来抢工具人

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晚上好

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柳州哈尔狂徒贼猪猪

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晚上好

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一个是我的想念

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飞在你身边

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♪ 我的爱未眠 ♪

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晚上好

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东方众

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其实还是撒西不理撒西不理少女音

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喜欢没说话

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哎呀两天没说话了

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天天真的不直播的时候也不知道该干嘛

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然后不直播的时候就就一门心思的准备直播

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这两天去找那个新新新衣服的画师了

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我可能那个生日啦

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一周年了的衣服要换人坏了

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对可能有一定的可能性

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要换人画了

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大家就是现在在谈了在谈

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然后嗯小猫咪喜欢喵喵喵

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嘿嘿嘿嘿

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晚上好

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梦瑶摇了之后已经好几天没看猫猫了啊

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猫猫陪伴你呃

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猫猫陪伴你

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有有那个什么看世界上最最可爱的鹰角猫猫

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都和你身上阳性的力量

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哈哈哈爹

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我三天速通了

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你把什么都有速通了

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你速通了

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你速通了阴阳阴阳的这个魔法是吧

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你是大阴阳师

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要是这样

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最可爱的鹰角猫猫

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来中和你身上的羊羊能量的啊

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注意不要给ai改图框

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应该不是吧

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ai改图画皮套没法拆分的

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因为那个ai改图他现在只有那什么

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只有一带光影的版本啊

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没有不打光的版本

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打光的话换不了皮套的

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但是你的老板和你揭阳了

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小心第二轮啊

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赶快赶快把老板切割了吧

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赶快把老板切割了吧

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我这边这样的

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我也准备下本了

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也能助我也速通吗

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你去哪里下班啊

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啊你去哪里下啊

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主要是这样的

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我先给大家讲啊

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我先给大家脚

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就是我本来的话是不是加布老师嘛

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然后加布老师的话

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他这1年画风变化实在太快了

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导致他现在上色的话

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如果我不让他重新换发型吧

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我又实在想换个发型

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我要让他换发型的话

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呃如果保留着我现在的这个前发的话

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可能后发就会跟前发有特别特别大的差异啊

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可能就导致像那个魔法少女心一样

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那两个辫子描线的办法

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跟前面头发的那个长的样子不一样

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你知道吧

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你那个水友歌会能不能说明他都把图都

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把那个图圣诞图做出来之后

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然后就可以做海报了

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海报内容已经写好了

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嗯主播现在这个发型和三毛一样

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什么呀

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这头上不是有三根吗

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这图上有三个人

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你看看你又何必害怕

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不嫌长

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我这有一口气

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一键开天门

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我这里你看这个这是一个

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然后这个是一个

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然后这个是一个

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这不就是三毛吗

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三根三根毛在这里嗯

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晚上好

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机器人对啊

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三根不就是三宝马可能要坏了

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可能要坏了嗯

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感觉不如米烟散

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感觉不如三根腋毛是吧

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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈啊

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谢谢开着剑刃乱舞的狂徒贼

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来谢感谢支持红灯俩厉害的主播

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我被一个傻子完全拿捏了以后

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他怎么做

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我除了支持他

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也别无选择了

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能骂一下我吗

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♪ 呼啸的掠过 ♪

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请点首歌吧

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这个这个傻子如果不是我

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那我没有权利骂你

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你都被人家拿捏了

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你找我来骂你

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给你点首歌吧

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♪ 现在我们曾经被别人取代 ♪

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♪ 我们都有脑海月亮下的对白 ♪

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单纯的小孩子

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♪ 你有好几次问我 ♪

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那是谁

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♪ 就是爱 ♪

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一切尽在不言中啊

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我们把这首歌放完

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然后就回答了狂徒贼的问题啊

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哎这就是一种爱

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你知道吗

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这就是爱

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没办法嘛

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那你要硬说的话

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就是每个人的想法都不一样

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就算是也是为了他好

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你也没办法完全让他去顺从你

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因为你不是她

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她也不是你

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你不是她的小男友啊

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她也不是你爹

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这个没办法

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美颜时代沸腾

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期待这辈子还会有美颜时代吗

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这辈子还有美颜时代

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我就是一个底部

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我在这边美颜时代名言时代的

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被人家路过的那个哎呦

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看到了

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不得把我当狗一样

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哐哐踹我两脚呀

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肥猫你的不要前挑战直播主播

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每天挑战不要钱不是都挺成功的吗

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啊因为人哎主播每天不要钱的

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挑战不是都挺成功的吗

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每天下播一看分币不赚

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主打一个陪伴啊

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嗯如何评价5万粉千点硬实力啊

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硬实力啊

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说明这个歌是呢很多时候缺少一个一个曝光啊

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你知道吧

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这个呃实力大家都认可呀

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挺好的挺好的

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没什么问题

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刷新了这个呃新纪录啊

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只能说明要进入一个新的时代呀

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主播下辈子在时代吧

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九转三环九转

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只为追寻命中真爱是吧

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已经期待了1年了

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那那那你有没有失望呀

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说明我5万粉也能添加

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那我5万粉千千

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那只有一个办法

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那就是我我上138舰长返198

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这样我5万粉就能千舰

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但就有意义

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如何评价4.6万粉169件

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日暮西山

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不如最近的什么什么新人啊

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这个那个一根毛日暮西餐主播评价为呃

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行走在危险边缘的怪盗

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晚上好

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冬夜几点睡觉

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到点了

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我给你唱歌

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米神能办到

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米神凭什么办不到

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一字之差

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甚至不是一字之差

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读音之差就有天壤之别呀

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咦主播如何评价3万粉260件

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谁啊

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我自己是吧

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哎我我从墓地里面召唤一个历史投影

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然后评价我自己是吧

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哪有这种呃呃呃怎么说呢

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这个这个评价不了啊

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羡慕羡慕

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祝福祝福啊

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如何评价369粉28牌子

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谁啊

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是你吗

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是你吗

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挺好的呀

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你们怎么没有人混在里面

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让我评价如何评价33级牌子

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主播毕业了什么之类的

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哎呦如何评价2万粉五种多

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我超公会公结晶女妖

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大家可能注意到了呃

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虽然不知道你们注没注意到这次的bs的分类

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赛道是那个星耀赛道啊

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但是我去问了一下

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我发现这次的荣耀的意思就是超凡

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然后把那个星耀跟那个什么合并在一起了

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把那个星耀星耀跟那个呃荣耀合并在一起了

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所以不是我加公会了

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我家的话我会跟大家说的

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但是我没加呀

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我去找客服了

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然后客服说您好

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亲

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亲已经知道了您现在的这种状况

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请您稍等3~5分钟哦

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然后等完3~5分钟之后

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他拿着那个大家都能看到的规则

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圈出了其中的第23条说呃

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在比赛开始后

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主播不可不可擅自变更赛道身份

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否则将取消一切比赛成绩

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他给我截图画了个红圈

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说你好

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亲亲

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规则是这样规定的呢

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呃请请那个什么

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请好好的这个阅读规则给我气了个够呛

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我说你给我分错了是吧

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无语了

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我也不知道下个赛道会不会正常呀

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他要是把那个官签主播跟那个公会主播

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扔在一起的话

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就干了

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我现在是怎么样的

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我下午还是还是星耀呢

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我现在是荣耀的感叹

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而且现在回来了是吧

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主播的手

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主播被男人的手一直摸

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你怎么敢假定他是男人啊

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如何评价33级牌子事件

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我是觉得抬起你

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我是觉得让大家都满意真的太难了哦

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我的感觉就是让大家都满意

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真的非常非常非常困难哈哈

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主要你想想这件事情是这样的啊

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一个主播

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一个虚拟主播

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然后呢他在停播了半年回来

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直播的内容跟虚拟区关系不是特别大

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基本上就算半百了的情况下

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宣了跟半个同行

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因为对方也是主播

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加上也算是互联网从业人员吧对吧

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就是所谓的虚拟主播跟职业选手这种组合呃

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宣了跟半个同行

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而不是直播间观众的这个谈恋爱的信息啊

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大部分他的原声观众都没有什么特别反对的

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这种感觉

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然后男方那边呢他也是有粉丝的

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而且是比那个这位这位这位虚拟主播

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他不到10万的体量和知名度要高一些的

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男方那边的话

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女观众也没有反对

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也是尊重祝福

330
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然后这件事情被大家截图

331
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然后挂到各个论坛里面去

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在引发了讨论之后

333
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然后很多很多的人来呃

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从来不看男方

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也不看女方的

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然后来反对来谩骂来攻击

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我

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不知道这件事情是怎么去处理

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才能让大家都满意啊

340
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然后可能只有就是虚拟主播不谈恋爱这条路

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才能让所有人都满意吧

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你说假如说主播

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假如说主播呢跟33级的榜一老头在一起

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可以想象舆论是什么样的

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那舆论就会说对吧

346
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果然是有钱能让磨推鬼啊

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直播间其他的

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除了这个总督之外的所有人都是什么啊

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沸羊羊都是推推屁股

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然后什么就是你你在跟总督呃那个什么的时候

351
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能不能想想到那个我们直播间其他人的名字

352
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是不是给你上舰长

353
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然后你们大特的时候就可以轮流报菜名啊

354
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是不是这样子对吧

355
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然后如果说呢这个主播不跟老头谈恋爱

356
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然后又说哎老头什么对吧

357
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打了几10万

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然后那个那个主播却去自由恋爱了

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你养了电子宠物跟别人跑了对吧

360
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你不得教训一下他

361
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你给他打了这么多的米

362
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然后他最后却不跟你在一起

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我们真是为你鸣不平

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替天行道

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就这种感觉你知道吧

366
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对就是这种感觉啊

367
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啊你说就是跟老头在一起

368
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有跟老头在一起的攻击办法

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不跟老头在一起呢

370
00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:04,790
也有不跟老头在一起的攻击办法啊

371
00:15:04,790 --> 00:15:06,760
只要只要不在一起

372
00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:08,890
只要只要只要在一起对吧

373
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就是就是一些问题啊

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正反不是人

375
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就是这样的

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gr能夺冠的

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支持这门亲事

378
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做梦吧

379
00:15:20,740 --> 00:15:24,340
就把祖上所有的冠军都都都消耗完了

380
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:26,080
我觉得应该是没了

381
00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,359
应该是没了

382
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还好你们刷33集

383
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别乱讲

384
00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:34,760
南方是dota电竞选手

385
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那为什么呢

386
00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:38,920
为什么dota电竞选手这个事就没有那么大反应

387
00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:42,400
但是就是5p电竞选手这个事情

388
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大家就不看好呢

389
00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:45,460
可能还是因为什么

390
00:15:45,460 --> 00:15:47,860
还是因为5p太不知名了

391
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没有dota的知名

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5p太low了

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5p它体量太小

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导致人家一听dota电竞选手按摩

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大家都觉得哇真厉害对吧

396
00:15:59,370 --> 00:15:59,910
挺好的

397
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嫁了吧嫁了吧

398
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:05,540
然后一到那个什么1~1到一到这个5p选手

399
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就是不知道谁啊

400
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:10,810
然后二二十二集什么打赢了33集之类的

401
00:16:10,810 --> 00:16:13,150
其实那根本就不是直播间观众

402
00:16:13,150 --> 00:16:16,360
这样这样这样这样去认识的呀

403
00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:20,020
根本不是一个赛道的纸片人可以谈恋爱吗

404
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:22,120
为什么纸片人不能谈恋爱啊

405
00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:26,360
我们为什么纸片人不能谈恋爱呢

406
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,460
如果他没有跟观众承诺

407
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就是我一定就不会谈恋爱

408
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那他为什么不能谈恋爱呢

409
00:16:32,690 --> 00:16:36,210
主播如何评价这些舰长礼物

410
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什么舰长礼物啊

411
00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:40,470
那些主办居然想的这么深刻

412
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我不是想的深刻不深刻

413
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我只觉得我只是觉得哎这件事情只要他往出说

414
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那么怎么处理

415
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大家都不会满意

416
00:16:49,940 --> 00:16:54,730
还是说大家宁愿主播一定要谈恋爱的话

417
00:16:54,730 --> 00:17:00,430
宁愿主播跟呃打米打的多的这个观众去在一起

418
00:17:00,430 --> 00:17:02,840
也不愿意主播跟现实认识

419
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或者通过自己的社交圈认识的人

420
00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:06,800
这样去在一起呢

421
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:10,320
哦感觉这种心态还是挺挺挺有意思的

422
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:11,640
挺值得研究一下的

423
00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:13,819
感觉大家如果主播一定要谈恋爱的话

424
00:17:13,819 --> 00:17:17,540
他是还是能接受主播去跟这个呃

425
00:17:17,540 --> 00:17:20,819
作为榜一身份的观众在一起的啊

426
00:17:22,239 --> 00:17:23,459
真有人看吗

427
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,690
主播真烂烂烂烂

428
00:17:25,690 --> 00:17:26,830
你那个叫什么

429
00:17:26,830 --> 00:17:28,090
等身抱枕套

430
00:17:29,350 --> 00:17:31,320
立牌钥匙扣徽章

431
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明信片输入法

432
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动态背景设置

433
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马克杯就就得亏个

434
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就等着

435
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:39,340
抱枕套是什么材质的呀

436
00:17:39,340 --> 00:17:42,980
这

437
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千舰的话

438
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一个舰长得亏20吧

439
00:17:47,020 --> 00:17:49,080
学会肥猫在哪

440
00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:50,070
刘嘉玲

441
00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:52,360
这是不是看啥粉吗

442
00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:53,500
我也不知道呀

443
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:54,280
你研究啥

444
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:55,540
你也找到对象了

445
00:17:55,540 --> 00:17:56,200
我没有

446
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,740
我只是觉得这种这种事情做不了

447
00:17:59,740 --> 00:18:00,860
危机公关

448
00:18:00,860 --> 00:18:02,720
只能说就毕业毕业

449
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然后跟大家说

450
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:04,700
大家谈恋爱去了

451
00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:05,180
毕业了

452
00:18:05,180 --> 00:18:06,380
然后就直接走了

453
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这种感觉吧

454
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:07,760
你知道吧

455
00:18:07,890 --> 00:18:10,040
其实肥猫自己也说

456
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直播生涯不会太

457
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,320
这也挺好理解

458
00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,750
但冲的人大部分都不是双方粉丝

459
00:18:14,750 --> 00:18:16,900
就有一种感觉就是什么呢

460
00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:18,550
嗯男方粉丝ok

461
00:18:18,550 --> 00:18:20,110
女方粉丝没问题

462
00:18:20,110 --> 00:18:21,760
然后路人说不行不行

463
00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:23,920
你们之间一定是有什么问题

464
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:28,560
在的这个呃这个这个总督也说祝福祝福

465
00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:31,260
然后然后然后路人就说不行啊

466
00:18:31,260 --> 00:18:32,700
你怎么能不生气呢

467
00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:34,800
你怎么能不不破防的

468
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:35,610
你不破防

469
00:18:35,610 --> 00:18:36,660
我们就要破防了

470
00:18:36,660 --> 00:18:37,500
你不攻击他

471
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:38,760
我们就要攻击你了

472
00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:39,900
就这样的一个感觉

473
00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:40,720
你知道吧

474
00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:42,940
做不了啊

475
00:18:42,940 --> 00:18:44,380
他公开不就是不想干了

476
00:18:44,380 --> 00:18:45,560
那就不干了呗

477
00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:50,720
你为什么会觉得当纸片人可以谈恋爱

478
00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:55,460
为什么当纸片人不能谈恋爱啊

479
00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:57,920
哭着说爱让马克通

480
00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:00,660
你那些牌子里面应该也有人在谈啊

481
00:19:00,660 --> 00:19:01,740
我也不知道啊

482
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:03,540
但是但是我不知道你都有什么牌子的

483
00:19:03,540 --> 00:19:05,640
但是我觉得你的这些牌子里面

484
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,200
不可能没有人没在弹啊

485
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:10,760
我跟你说应该说亏多少

486
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:14,260
如果要是有千舰体谅的话

487
00:19:14,260 --> 00:19:16,780
有点体量的话

488
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:20,660
一个能亏个亏个二三十三四十

489
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:21,980
要是200件的话

490
00:19:21,980 --> 00:19:23,120
那亏的就多了

491
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,570
因为有些东西他做的量大

492
00:19:25,570 --> 00:19:26,440
单价很低

493
00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:27,430
你知道吧

494
00:19:27,430 --> 00:19:28,600
做的量大

495
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:29,320
单价低

496
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:30,160
做的量少

497
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:31,260
单价巨高

498
00:19:31,260 --> 00:19:33,720
就很难去把它平均在一起

499
00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,620
我操菠菠萝

500
00:19:35,620 --> 00:19:37,240
欢迎菠菠萝回来

501
00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:39,430
你谢谢一只菠之萝

502
00:19:39,430 --> 00:19:40,870
是费了舰长

503
00:19:40,870 --> 00:19:43,269
嘿嘿嘿小心

504
00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:45,039
♪ 别再想念我 ♪

505
00:19:45,039 --> 00:19:46,719
♪ 我会受不了 ♪

506
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,459
看到你阿里嘎到

507
00:19:50,679 --> 00:19:51,459
重庆杂谈

508
00:19:51,459 --> 00:19:53,340
我觉得多少有几个男友粉

509
00:19:53,340 --> 00:19:54,420
我也有吗

510
00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:56,430
我也有吗

511
00:19:56,430 --> 00:19:58,480
谢谢波波的舰长

512
00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:02,440
嘿嘿冰糖那个万箭能赚多少

513
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:04,040
也没什么赚头吧

514
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,180
万剑也没什么赚头

515
00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:07,350
最多就是不亏本

516
00:20:07,350 --> 00:20:12,280
大家菠菠萝老师马上就要比肥猫多了

517
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:16,159
那对幼小女孩是全世界所有人都喜欢的

518
00:20:16,260 --> 00:20:18,330
我是你的猫有粉

519
00:20:18,330 --> 00:20:21,379
我是你你猫猫的朋友粉耶

520
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:24,160
好久没有看波波家的猫猫了

521
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:25,210
你肯定有

522
00:20:25,210 --> 00:20:26,480
我真有啊

523
00:20:26,860 --> 00:20:28,480
我不愿意承认诶

524
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,640
但是人就是喜欢逃避现实

525
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:31,840
我不愿意承认

526
00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:34,400
诶哈哈我应该有吧

527
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,570
有倒是有啊

528
00:20:35,570 --> 00:20:37,760
但是怎么说呢

529
00:20:37,860 --> 00:20:39,860
你最好不要让我知道

530
00:20:39,860 --> 00:20:41,060
因为我知道的话

531
00:20:41,060 --> 00:20:45,400
我我真的很我不知道怎么处理你啊

532
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:48,340
你知道吗哈哈所以最好别让我知道

533
00:20:48,340 --> 00:20:50,020
你要知道我会很为难的

534
00:20:50,020 --> 00:20:51,700
我不知道怎么处理你

535
00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:52,540
你告诉我了

536
00:20:52,540 --> 00:20:55,710
我们就没法再接着当朋友了对吧

537
00:20:55,710 --> 00:20:58,260
谢谢一一发的牛蛙

538
00:20:58,260 --> 00:20:59,940
你能帮我排个雷吗

539
00:20:59,940 --> 00:21:00,840
谁帮你排雷啊

540
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:01,620
都是同行使

541
00:21:01,620 --> 00:21:02,940
我是不敢的

542
00:21:04,620 --> 00:21:08,760
反正就是就这怎么说呢

543
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:12,540
可能内行就圈内人看这种事情

544
00:21:12,540 --> 00:21:14,460
跟圈外人看不一样吧

545
00:21:14,460 --> 00:21:16,860
大家觉得这个爆出来就很大的

546
00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:17,580
大瓜啊

547
00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:18,600
乐啊什么的

548
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:25,320
但是我我看起来就是这俩人应该没在一起多久

549
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:27,120
应该都没在一起多久吧

550
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,740
应该也就这两个月的事情

551
00:21:28,740 --> 00:21:32,100
这一两个月的事情直接删了

552
00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:33,000
直接告诉了

553
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:33,960
然后也没有说

554
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,240
就带着小男友一谈谈1年

555
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,660
然后一直播播1年

556
00:21:37,660 --> 00:21:40,450
一边我小男友一边骗骗那个

557
00:21:40,450 --> 00:21:42,100
一边说那个担心

558
00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:43,240
然后一边骗观众的

559
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:44,260
你没有

560
00:21:44,260 --> 00:21:49,720
这样就是其实就挺好的了

561
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:51,580
因为我知道好多这样的

562
00:21:51,580 --> 00:21:52,120
你知道吧

563
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:56,260
我知道有好多这样的

564
00:21:56,260 --> 00:21:56,980
你知道吧

565
00:21:57,140 --> 00:21:59,860
肥猫这种冠军粉事业粉

566
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:03,220
哪有粉丝对我是551

567
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,660
哎主播清洗粉丝

568
00:22:05,660 --> 00:22:07,280
第一个就把你清洗掉

569
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:07,880
晚上好

570
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:08,720
正粉嗯

571
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,800
台蝴蝶谁是乖

572
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:14,270
呃

573
00:22:14,270 --> 00:22:17,000
雨天你的泡好了没啊

574
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,780
雨天啊哈哈哈

575
00:22:18,780 --> 00:22:21,510
残疾不离你的雨天好了没啊

576
00:22:21,510 --> 00:22:23,920
又要搞纯情人设

577
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:27,280
你你怎么就假定人家搞了纯情人设呢

578
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:28,840
大家都假定

579
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:32,860
当一个观众给一个主播打了很多米的时候

580
00:22:32,860 --> 00:22:35,350
那他一定想要跟这个主播结婚

581
00:22:35,350 --> 00:22:38,540
我不排除呃有很多都是这样的

582
00:22:38,540 --> 00:22:40,940
但是也不一定全部都是这样的吧

583
00:22:40,940 --> 00:22:43,020
那比如说我这边的高能跑

584
00:22:43,020 --> 00:22:45,540
你说是然然想跟我结婚呢

585
00:22:45,540 --> 00:22:47,970
还是天底想跟我结婚呢

586
00:22:47,970 --> 00:22:53,900
这俩人加起来比马腾打的要多多多了吧对吧

587
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:57,020
因为你我是一众吃瓜的里

588
00:22:57,020 --> 00:23:00,620
唯一一个没有对5p用职业惊讶的

589
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:06,139
哎哟你想当猫猫的红薯粉可以啊

590
00:23:06,139 --> 00:23:07,699
在锅里面多煮一会儿

591
00:23:07,699 --> 00:23:09,709
要不然吃了会胃疼的

592
00:23:09,709 --> 00:23:12,139
我凭啥说没好好疼

593
00:23:12,139 --> 00:23:13,039
我也好疼啊

594
00:23:13,039 --> 00:23:15,660
所以你们别逗我笑啊对吧

595
00:23:15,660 --> 00:23:16,560
我高攀不起

596
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:17,850
这不就得了吗

597
00:23:17,850 --> 00:23:22,980
你看你看再说那个就是米老头

598
00:23:22,980 --> 00:23:26,290
打米一定就是特别特别喜欢主播啊

599
00:23:26,290 --> 00:23:29,610
米娅我要和米娅结婚

600
00:23:29,610 --> 00:23:31,290
一定是这样吗

601
00:23:31,290 --> 00:23:33,760
我觉得不是吧对吧

602
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,880
你怎么敢假定天顶不是为了接近然然的

603
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:40,000
天顶干活的时候怎么会知道然然这个人啊

604
00:23:40,940 --> 00:23:41,800
欢迎夏林

605
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:42,800
晚上好

606
00:23:43,620 --> 00:23:45,500
刚来就开幕黑鸡

607
00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:47,240
那你们都是这样的吗

608
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:48,740
你们你们一边一边跟我说话

609
00:23:48,740 --> 00:23:49,979
一边咪呀

610
00:23:49,979 --> 00:23:52,259
我要对着米娅呃

611
00:23:52,259 --> 00:23:53,219
是那什么

612
00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:58,630
5p这游戏职业也没什么意思

613
00:23:58,630 --> 00:23:59,410
你知道吗

614
00:23:59,410 --> 00:24:01,420
米亚和米娅结婚

615
00:24:01,420 --> 00:24:03,160
反正就是要叫米娅的人多了去了

616
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:07,040
我可以假装没看见米老头外面花点米

617
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:08,720
不找个比你更好的

618
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:11,980
那怎么还有人叫米娅呀

619
00:24:11,980 --> 00:24:12,970
你是谁啊

620
00:24:12,970 --> 00:24:13,480
不对

621
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:14,860
我又是谁啊

622
00:24:14,860 --> 00:24:20,220
啊但是你看你马头都给人家磕手上了

623
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:22,470
咋说呢

624
00:24:22,470 --> 00:24:24,300
我其实很很不倡导啊

625
00:24:24,300 --> 00:24:25,900
就哪怕是什么

626
00:24:25,900 --> 00:24:27,220
哪怕是

627
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:31,680
真的入脑男友粉也好

628
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:35,600
甚至真的男友甚至真的结婚了也好

629
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:40,100
我也不推荐大家往彼此身上去闻彼此的名字啊

630
00:24:40,100 --> 00:24:41,240
或者说什么呃

631
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:43,400
我永远喜欢什么谁谁谁之类的

632
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,080
你们没看过那个笑话吗

633
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:47,280
第一任女朋友是吗

634
00:24:48,100 --> 00:24:51,360
第一任女朋友姓那个姓什么来着

635
00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:53,680
姓姓像哎呀

636
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:56,920
反正就是他把那个纹身涂涂改改的

637
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:59,940
到最后根本都改不出来一个字样了

638
00:24:59,940 --> 00:25:01,740
因为换了三任女朋友

639
00:25:01,740 --> 00:25:04,320
每次都把那个女朋友的姓纹在身上

640
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:07,080
然后每次都在那个基础上去洗纹身

641
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:08,300
洗完再改

642
00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:10,940
千万不要忘了身上闻闻身上

643
00:25:10,940 --> 00:25:12,800
无论你这是什么样的感情

644
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,660
我觉得都不值得倡导

645
00:25:14,660 --> 00:25:15,360
你知道吧

646
00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:18,210
♪ 现在又有一群战 ♪

647
00:25:18,210 --> 00:25:19,440
搞个纹身贴

648
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:20,980
乐呵一下就得了

649
00:25:20,980 --> 00:25:21,880
确实啊

650
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:22,660
搞个文身贴

651
00:25:22,660 --> 00:25:24,160
你往身上纹星黛露纹

652
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:24,640
玉桂狗

653
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:25,929
闻纹纹

654
00:25:25,929 --> 00:25:28,599
纹那个那个3c都没问题啊

655
00:25:28,599 --> 00:25:32,090
但是就是真的往身上纹的话还是不行啊

656
00:25:34,679 --> 00:25:38,239
你要和烟比拜把子义结金兰

657
00:25:38,239 --> 00:25:44,420
那你就将即将滴直播间所有的所有的白字紫字

658
00:25:44,420 --> 00:25:45,680
蓝字一等

659
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:50,560
因为主播在直播间是处于食物链最底端的

660
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:51,970
你跟我义结金兰

661
00:25:51,970 --> 00:25:56,440
那不相当于把自己的辈分降了很多很多吗

662
00:25:56,540 --> 00:26:00,170
猫猫难道支持行内同行结婚吗

663
00:26:00,170 --> 00:26:03,139
问题是假

664
00:26:03,139 --> 00:26:09,520
是每一个人在到了30岁成为大魔法师之前

665
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:12,250
都可能碰到自己喜欢的人

666
00:26:12,250 --> 00:26:16,639
那么你是觉得主播在观众里面呃

667
00:26:16,639 --> 00:26:18,229
抽选一位幸运观众

668
00:26:18,229 --> 00:26:21,540
然后和和美美的度过一生会好一些

669
00:26:21,540 --> 00:26:24,480
还是主播在自己的社会关系里面

670
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:31,380
碰到一个看待自己不带着主播滤镜的呃人

671
00:26:31,380 --> 00:26:33,390
然后在一起会好一些呢

672
00:26:33,390 --> 00:26:35,580
你会觉得哪个更合适呢

673
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:40,620
把米娅狠狠地刻进你的名字

674
00:26:40,620 --> 00:26:42,700
你的名字里不是me音的哈

675
00:26:42,700 --> 00:26:45,310
什么时候改成啊哈哈

676
00:26:45,310 --> 00:26:47,200
你还刻刻到名字里了

677
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:48,820
你连b站id都不氪

678
00:26:48,820 --> 00:26:50,780
你还刻名字里呢

679
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:53,680
你要跟主播结婚

680
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,300
主播又不禁言你了

681
00:26:55,300 --> 00:26:57,880
假假定你要结的不是我呀

682
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,140
你要文明呀

683
00:26:59,140 --> 00:27:00,190
文忍冬文

684
00:27:00,190 --> 00:27:02,170
你别在这宣传文化

685
00:27:02,170 --> 00:27:03,100
文化输出

686
00:27:03,100 --> 00:27:04,060
别搞别搞

687
00:27:04,060 --> 00:27:06,030
我为什么攻击你

688
00:27:06,030 --> 00:27:07,320
三有中期

689
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:08,550
此才有怒

690
00:27:11,580 --> 00:27:12,560
终极啊

691
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:13,820
第第第三次

692
00:27:13,820 --> 00:27:16,040
那什么到了30就找不到了吗

693
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:17,720
留给哥们的时间不多了

694
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:18,710
是不是特别多

695
00:27:18,710 --> 00:27:19,590
你知道吗

696
00:27:19,590 --> 00:27:21,450
那这样大家就给你打we吧

697
00:27:21,450 --> 00:27:22,710
只要你的猫猫同辈

698
00:27:22,710 --> 00:27:23,640
那不行啊

699
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:26,460
主播能不能评价那个吴昕水平如何呀

700
00:27:26,460 --> 00:27:28,770
我不认识我不认识吴昕啊

701
00:27:28,770 --> 00:27:30,620
啊这个

702
00:27:30,620 --> 00:27:32,900
所以我是抱着看热闹的心态

703
00:27:32,900 --> 00:27:34,160
我不是他的粉丝

704
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:35,900
我也不是他的观众

705
00:27:35,900 --> 00:27:39,379
我只说一下在i v l这边的吴昕

706
00:27:39,379 --> 00:27:42,909
他有什么要让人印象深刻的事情呢

707
00:27:42,909 --> 00:27:47,739
就是前段时间他被俱乐部罚款罚了5000块钱

708
00:27:47,739 --> 00:27:51,429
因为这个我们这个联赛里面有一位呃

709
00:27:51,429 --> 00:27:53,259
人品不是特别好的人啊

710
00:27:53,259 --> 00:27:55,299
虽然他打的呢好像还行

711
00:27:55,299 --> 00:27:57,380
然后他直播的时间

712
00:27:57,380 --> 00:27:59,600
然后从业的时间也相对较久

713
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:02,480
但是这个人呢口嗨家暴

714
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:07,680
然后呃嗯怎么说呢

715
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:10,800
抢了自己的男房管的女朋友

716
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:13,760
这个男房管的女朋友也是他的女房管

717
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:18,420
然后去呃呃睡粉啊什么之类的

718
00:28:18,420 --> 00:28:20,960
就是有很多的一些呃

719
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:24,900
做人不太不太有品德的地方啊

720
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,540
他打的都还行吧

721
00:28:30,540 --> 00:28:34,020
但是好像之前因为支持

722
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:35,480
选手

723
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:37,250
然后发表了一些言论

724
00:28:37,250 --> 00:28:40,780
之后被俱乐部扣了5000块钱哦

725
00:28:40,780 --> 00:28:46,860
我想要当时这边的风气就是无心是个呃

726
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:51,060
这个哎算了

727
00:28:51,060 --> 00:28:52,080
我不想说那个词了

728
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:52,980
大家理解一下吧

729
00:28:53,790 --> 00:28:54,870
大家理解一下吧

730
00:28:54,870 --> 00:28:59,320
不是吴昕本人帮你想个新名字

731
00:28:59,900 --> 00:29:01,300
花生米啊

732
00:29:01,300 --> 00:29:05,190
哦有一部分是主播的声音

733
00:29:05,190 --> 00:29:08,219
像带你入坑五的初恋

734
00:29:08,219 --> 00:29:12,659
你你一直没说是哪个初恋啊

735
00:29:12,659 --> 00:29:14,740
你说的是塔菲

736
00:29:14,740 --> 00:29:15,640
像你的初恋

737
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,180
还是我的声音像你的初恋啊

738
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:21,120
那你初恋还真是一个可爱

739
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:24,659
又没有心机的一个小小女孩呀

740
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:28,909
猫猫觉得糖和精糖有1%的问题吗

741
00:29:28,909 --> 00:29:31,489
不是两个人能相处很多年

742
00:29:31,489 --> 00:29:32,689
你没有办法说

743
00:29:32,689 --> 00:29:36,109
就是一个人完全完全没有问题啊

744
00:29:36,109 --> 00:29:40,129
就是这个世界上是没有什么完美受害者

745
00:29:40,129 --> 00:29:41,520
这种东西的

746
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:45,800
硬要挑问题就是什么样的人都是有问题的

747
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,360
没有人是完美的

748
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:50,190
就没有人是纯白无瑕的

749
00:29:51,250 --> 00:29:54,350
因为世界是非常复杂的

750
00:29:54,350 --> 00:29:56,660
主办喜欢你的新纹身吗

751
00:29:56,660 --> 00:29:58,580
哪呢看不到主播

752
00:29:58,580 --> 00:30:00,320
不知道他职业水平如何吗

753
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:01,400
我不喜欢gr

754
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:02,900
所以我不看他们比赛

755
00:30:02,900 --> 00:30:05,060
我不看他们的比赛

756
00:30:05,060 --> 00:30:08,220
主要就是这个队伍呢

757
00:30:08,220 --> 00:30:12,360
在在第五人格这个这个联赛里面

758
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:13,710
就相当于什么呢

759
00:30:13,710 --> 00:30:16,950
呃连拿连拿了3年的冠军

760
00:30:16,950 --> 00:30:19,050
导致一大堆低龄孝子

761
00:30:19,050 --> 00:30:24,640
所以我顶着gr这两个这个队名的这个选手

762
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:26,830
我基本都不是特别的卡

763
00:30:26,830 --> 00:30:28,409
我不喜欢

764
00:30:28,409 --> 00:30:29,879
因为我不喜欢

765
00:30:29,879 --> 00:30:32,609
主播已经退出无忧职业江湖

766
00:30:32,609 --> 00:30:33,329
退隐山林

767
00:30:33,329 --> 00:30:36,880
让出机会给年轻一辈以后不打了

768
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:38,980
你们平常对面真人有尾巴

769
00:30:38,980 --> 00:30:40,139
有我的大吗

770
00:30:40,139 --> 00:30:41,579
用我的能摇吗

771
00:30:42,719 --> 00:30:45,560
啊这只是一种厌批

772
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:53,159
嗯嗯哼嗯哼嗯哼哼

773
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:57,450
谢谢正版独家泡泡机

774
00:30:57,450 --> 00:30:58,200
泡泡机

775
00:30:58,200 --> 00:30:58,800
泡泡机

776
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:00,179
泡泡机啵

777
00:31:00,179 --> 00:31:03,269
谢谢泡泡机灵

778
00:31:03,269 --> 00:31:06,600
哎呦肉不如梦泪

779
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:09,180
就是这种啊美艳的哈尔米

780
00:31:09,180 --> 00:31:10,200
什么三星

781
00:31:11,460 --> 00:31:14,100
三三星的那什么什么哎呦

782
00:31:14,100 --> 00:31:15,120
哎呦好吧

783
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:16,500
勉强原谅你了

784
00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:17,280
欢迎多多宝

785
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:18,230
晚上好

786
00:31:18,230 --> 00:31:19,850
蹲着尾巴会动

787
00:31:19,850 --> 00:31:21,380
我的也会

788
00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:23,510
我的也会戴口罩了吗

789
00:31:23,510 --> 00:31:24,240
没有

790
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:29,280
那个什么喷嚏与你分享

791
00:31:30,390 --> 00:31:33,660
通过网络把我的喷嚏分享给大家

792
00:31:33,660 --> 00:31:36,540
通过网络把主播的喷嚏分享给大家

793
00:31:36,540 --> 00:31:38,860
列如何评价

794
00:31:38,860 --> 00:31:40,420
对面说他是狗

795
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:43,320
你说你不喜欢狗

796
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:44,280
他破防了

797
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:45,180
没事没事

798
00:31:45,180 --> 00:31:46,680
等下他打赢我的时候

799
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:48,120
就会喜笑颜开了

800
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:52,210
主播主播现在每天就是一个稳定送分的经验

801
00:31:52,210 --> 00:31:53,950
宝宝谁也赢不了了

802
00:31:53,950 --> 00:31:55,570
是不是哈哈哈

803
00:31:55,570 --> 00:31:57,550
一想二骂三念叨

804
00:31:57,550 --> 00:31:59,140
有人在念叨主办

805
00:31:59,140 --> 00:32:01,660
因为人天天不都念叨我吗

806
00:32:01,660 --> 00:32:03,940
因为人天天都在念叨我了

807
00:32:05,660 --> 00:32:07,900
嘴巴疼的不能泡泡机了吗

808
00:32:07,900 --> 00:32:08,860
嘴巴太干了

809
00:32:08,860 --> 00:32:11,620
已经不会那个吹泡泡的那个声音了

810
00:32:11,620 --> 00:32:12,340
你知道吧

811
00:32:12,340 --> 00:32:16,100
已经没法吹泡泡的声音了啊

812
00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:18,020
对面是大尾巴狗

813
00:32:18,020 --> 00:32:21,740
对面是大尾巴肥猫忍忍

814
00:32:22,140 --> 00:32:23,660
我刚一点进去

815
00:32:23,660 --> 00:32:28,120
对面主播就说你看看梦什么嗯

816
00:32:31,300 --> 00:32:32,040
好吧

817
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:34,080
谢谢后洛基之上的牛蛙

818
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:34,860
感谢支持

819
00:32:34,860 --> 00:32:35,400
阿里嘎

820
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:35,760
多

821
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:36,600
谢谢谢谢

822
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:40,909
我本来就不会

823
00:32:40,909 --> 00:32:42,529
我本来我会的

824
00:32:42,529 --> 00:32:44,480
你们不是把我教会了吗

825
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,100
但现在不会了

826
00:32:46,100 --> 00:32:47,780
因为嘴太干了

827
00:32:47,780 --> 00:32:50,920
唉哟不好不用啊

828
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:53,290
涂那个什么涂那个润唇膏

829
00:32:53,290 --> 00:32:55,270
你们都说让我涂润唇膏

830
00:32:55,270 --> 00:33:00,720
我涂了之后就感觉嘴巴像像涂了猪油一样

831
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:01,440
你知道吗

832
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:07,540
真的我就特别讨厌那种滋润特别好的唇膏

833
00:33:07,540 --> 00:33:09,880
感觉嘴巴像涂了猪油一样

834
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:11,800
但你不涂的话又特别干

835
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:14,360
就卡在这上不去下不来了

836
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:16,400
猫猫喝水

837
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:17,060
我喝了

838
00:33:17,060 --> 00:33:19,840
我上播之前喝了好多泡泡机

839
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:20,770
泡泡机

840
00:33:20,770 --> 00:33:21,700
泡泡机

841
00:33:21,700 --> 00:33:24,050
第一次勇敢泡泡

842
00:33:24,050 --> 00:33:26,240
第二次勇敢泡泡

843
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:29,220
终极泡泡波啊

844
00:33:29,220 --> 00:33:30,810
真的就这种感觉

845
00:33:30,810 --> 00:33:32,280
同类不相识啊

846
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,350
我给你放禁言里面去了

847
00:33:34,350 --> 00:33:36,419
天天天天欺负人的

848
00:33:36,580 --> 00:33:38,260
真的好难受啊

849
00:33:38,260 --> 00:33:41,920
不喜欢讨厌

850
00:33:42,780 --> 00:33:44,780
就不管是凡士林

851
00:33:44,780 --> 00:33:46,580
那什么以前很火的

852
00:33:46,580 --> 00:33:51,310
什么蜂蜜玫瑰芦荟润唇膏都一样

853
00:33:51,310 --> 00:33:52,930
就是蜂蜜味的猪油

854
00:33:52,930 --> 00:33:54,389
玫瑰味的猪油

855
00:33:54,389 --> 00:33:58,419
还有那个芦荟味的猪油

856
00:33:58,540 --> 00:34:00,280
那不还是猪油吗

857
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:01,480
都一样的啦

858
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:02,080
唉哟

859
00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:09,520
开塞露

860
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:11,970
你知不知道开塞露是甜的呀

861
00:34:11,970 --> 00:34:15,390
不过这玩意喝了之后会不会拉肚子呀

862
00:34:15,390 --> 00:34:20,520
我总觉得就是这玩意喝了会不会拉肚子呀

863
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:21,360
试过呀

864
00:34:24,180 --> 00:34:25,540
听说是甜的

865
00:34:25,540 --> 00:34:26,920
只要是甜的的东西

866
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:28,840
那想必肯定有人吃过吧

867
00:34:30,100 --> 00:34:33,260
就像这么一行不行

868
00:34:33,260 --> 00:34:36,030
吃啥补啥这类的对吧

869
00:34:36,030 --> 00:34:39,780
你相信吃猪脑可以补人脑

870
00:34:39,780 --> 00:34:42,680
你相信吃核桃可以让你变得聪明

871
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:47,080
那你喝开塞露想必也能起到一些疗效吧

872
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:49,420
欢迎不二

873
00:34:49,420 --> 00:34:50,900
晚上好不二

874
00:34:50,900 --> 00:34:53,240
曼秀雷敦没这么用吧

875
00:34:53,240 --> 00:34:56,360
我当时买了一盒玫瑰味的那个曼秀雷敦

876
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,880
还有一个纯刷小唇刷

877
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:02,690
在我还是一个精致的少女的时候啊

878
00:35:02,690 --> 00:35:05,850
在我还是个精致的女生的时候

879
00:35:05,850 --> 00:35:10,110
冬天的时候还是会用蜂蜜护手霜

880
00:35:10,110 --> 00:35:12,120
用玫瑰润唇膏

881
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:14,330
哈哈对一个女孩子

882
00:35:14,330 --> 00:35:17,720
然后家里面把我这些东西都没收了

883
00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:19,690
说你现在应该学习

884
00:35:19,690 --> 00:35:20,830
你不好好学习

885
00:35:20,830 --> 00:35:22,780
你净摆弄这些啊

886
00:35:22,780 --> 00:35:25,840
净摆弄这些没有用的东西

887
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:29,860
然后主播主播主播出国了之后

888
00:35:29,860 --> 00:35:33,250
每次家里面打电话都非常关切的问我啊

889
00:35:33,250 --> 00:35:36,199
最近有没有买什么新的化妆品啊

890
00:35:36,199 --> 00:35:40,500
你有没有什么新的啊尝试化妆的那个照片啊

891
00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:41,910
你拍来给我看看

892
00:35:41,910 --> 00:35:43,710
然后说没有

893
00:35:43,710 --> 00:35:46,660
我心里面觉得怎么这么像那个直男

894
00:35:46,660 --> 00:35:48,760
就是这么像那个那个g n啊

895
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:51,720
哎呦你你有没有最近的照片啊

896
00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:52,920
必须要素颜的

897
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:54,370
最好现拍对吧

898
00:35:54,370 --> 00:35:56,200
我不喜欢你修图

899
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:58,270
你你你多拍点照片给我

900
00:35:58,270 --> 00:35:58,930
就这种感觉

901
00:35:58,930 --> 00:35:59,470
你知道吧

902
00:36:01,210 --> 00:36:03,660
妈妈变年亲了啊

903
00:36:03,660 --> 00:36:06,960
这是这是这是妈妈上学的时候的衣服

904
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,780
啊啊偶尔拿出来穿一下老皇冠

905
00:36:09,780 --> 00:36:10,850
刷刷绿漆

906
00:36:10,850 --> 00:36:11,990
请不要介意

907
00:36:13,020 --> 00:36:15,300
你一次一根全吃了都没事

908
00:36:15,300 --> 00:36:16,050
真的呀

909
00:36:16,050 --> 00:36:17,700
哥们买曼秀雷敦

910
00:36:17,700 --> 00:36:21,000
纯粹是因为桥本环奈代言了这玩意

911
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,440
吃了不会拉肚子吧

912
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:23,580
不可以吧

913
00:36:23,580 --> 00:36:25,560
你要和桥本环奈结婚

914
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:29,630
你的提督40个字就拿来这么用的是吧哈哈

915
00:36:29,630 --> 00:36:32,090
我要和桥本环奈结婚

916
00:36:32,090 --> 00:36:34,060
去后面排队嗯

917
00:36:34,060 --> 00:36:35,680
这个模型可以报备吧

918
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:37,570
你要跟gr无心机

919
00:36:40,580 --> 00:36:43,840
哎哎哎别别搞

920
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:45,070
别搞不行

921
00:36:45,070 --> 00:36:46,920
乐死我了不行

922
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:48,450
没有搞笑

923
00:36:51,750 --> 00:36:55,080
对啦谢谢防川的舰长

924
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,360
我看到了自动续费的

925
00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:01,880
看到了看到了爱情观对你的罪过

926
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:02,840
你什么罪过呀

927
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:03,950
矿主神对吧

928
00:37:03,950 --> 00:37:08,420
你来我们直播间主播主包的柔和

929
00:37:08,420 --> 00:37:09,870
主包的包容

930
00:37:09,870 --> 00:37:11,490
让大家都发现了

931
00:37:11,490 --> 00:37:13,230
可以可以刷结婚

932
00:37:13,230 --> 00:37:13,770
你知道吗

933
00:37:13,770 --> 00:37:14,670
米娅对不起

934
00:37:14,670 --> 00:37:15,330
都是我的错

935
00:37:15,330 --> 00:37:17,310
没没没事没事没事

936
00:37:17,310 --> 00:37:20,420
主播不会因为这点小事就破防的

937
00:37:20,420 --> 00:37:22,580
反正大家都是刷着玩的

938
00:37:22,580 --> 00:37:24,620
当然要有谁刷真心话的话

939
00:37:24,620 --> 00:37:26,590
就就还是算了吧

940
00:37:26,590 --> 00:37:27,779
那不行啊

941
00:37:27,779 --> 00:37:31,019
你干脆把自己晚上好

942
00:37:31,019 --> 00:37:33,920
月琵琶旧爱总会被喜欢

943
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:35,720
谢谢月月的小花呢

944
00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:36,560
阿里嘎多

945
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:37,520
感谢支持

946
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:39,900
谢谢别结了

947
00:37:39,900 --> 00:37:43,560
唉呀唉我跟你们都结完婚

948
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:46,960
主播这重婚罪得关到下半辈子去吧

949
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:48,100
数罪并罚

950
00:37:48,100 --> 00:37:49,870
重罚就关到下半辈子

951
00:37:49,870 --> 00:37:52,180
卡分是你发明的

952
00:37:52,180 --> 00:37:53,460
什么是卡分啊

953
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:57,970
什么是卡普尔主播

954
00:37:57,970 --> 00:37:59,950
你的大乱斗终于正常了

955
00:37:59,950 --> 00:38:02,950
已经重新排舞蹈区和奥数魔刃了

956
00:38:02,950 --> 00:38:04,270
排谁有什么差别

957
00:38:04,270 --> 00:38:05,630
反正都打不过

958
00:38:05,630 --> 00:38:07,540
勇敢去追

959
00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:08,260
哎呀

960
00:38:08,260 --> 00:38:12,740
我就是怕有人趁乱在这边讲结婚结婚的真心话

961
00:38:12,740 --> 00:38:14,420
然后我才我才不想

962
00:38:14,420 --> 00:38:16,160
我才不想让你们刷的

963
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:18,460
但我不想也没有用啊

964
00:38:18,460 --> 00:38:19,480
你们想刷

965
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:21,100
我不想让你们刷

966
00:38:21,100 --> 00:38:25,000
那那我也左右不了你们呀

967
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,360
那有什么办法嘛

968
00:38:26,590 --> 00:38:29,420
耶耶耶

969
00:38:29,420 --> 00:38:31,880
谢谢肥猫老板的小花

970
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:34,730
而且该等肥猫考完了吗

971
00:38:34,730 --> 00:38:37,170
18号还有一个嗯

972
00:38:37,175 --> 00:38:39,570
你能不能带进去呆着呀

973
00:38:39,570 --> 00:38:41,310
你是不是想给我送礼了呀

974
00:38:41,310 --> 00:38:42,000
马克托

975
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,430
提前谢谢马克偷来西亚红豆

976
00:38:44,430 --> 00:38:46,380
年龄该多谢谢谢谢

977
00:38:46,380 --> 00:38:47,160
谢谢你的

978
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:51,270
赤橙黄绿青蓝紫色的超级无敌六和颜色

979
00:38:51,270 --> 00:38:54,870
好久没有见到这么精彩的礼物啦

980
00:38:54,870 --> 00:38:56,230
真的好美丽啊

981
00:38:56,230 --> 00:38:57,250
太美丽了

982
00:38:57,250 --> 00:38:58,530
马克兔嗯

983
00:39:01,350 --> 00:39:02,790
可以让你看的更多啊

984
00:39:02,790 --> 00:39:04,110
我就靠你的大乱斗

985
00:39:04,110 --> 00:39:06,260
找的热水器电台

986
00:39:07,399 --> 00:39:08,349
晚上好

987
00:39:11,619 --> 00:39:14,889
你看我的大乱斗找热水器电台

988
00:39:14,889 --> 00:39:17,699
然后你就不看我了

989
00:39:17,699 --> 00:39:22,740
都跑去看大乱斗对面的对手是吧

990
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:27,660
主播斗天斗地逗虚拟区

991
00:39:27,660 --> 00:39:31,470
斗奥数魔刃在逗那个什么斗舞蹈区

992
00:39:31,470 --> 00:39:32,730
把把都不赢

993
00:39:32,730 --> 00:39:35,820
反而到最后给自己的观众

994
00:39:35,820 --> 00:39:39,420
加了一大堆的那个关注是吧

995
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,770
给自己找了一大堆的竞争对手

996
00:39:42,770 --> 00:39:43,680
受不了了

997
00:39:44,319 --> 00:39:45,579
你也热一个

998
00:39:45,579 --> 00:39:47,880
我热不起来喝冰水吧

999
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:50,880
如何评价你刚才说的那个舰长里

1000
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:52,860
我还在家整形和流沙

1001
00:39:52,860 --> 00:39:55,260
流沙挂画是什么东西啊

1002
00:39:55,330 --> 00:39:57,600
乖坏人能留吗

1003
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:58,800
可以吗

1004
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:00,720
对面是热水器的话

1005
00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:02,649
麻烦回来通禀一声

1006
00:40:02,649 --> 00:40:05,049
你还不想每个都自己点进去看

1007
00:40:05,049 --> 00:40:07,740
你还得让人家给你省流一下是吧

1008
00:40:08,220 --> 00:40:11,130
当天我受不了

1009
00:40:11,130 --> 00:40:12,600
闹不出

1010
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:14,360
♪ 我很爱她 ♪

1011
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:18,070
可以pk病娇音声up主吗

1012
00:40:18,070 --> 00:40:20,300
不要不要达咩

1013
00:40:20,439 --> 00:40:22,479
谢谢狗狗显卡的小花

1014
00:40:22,479 --> 00:40:23,679
我打不过他

1015
00:40:23,679 --> 00:40:24,549
他又病娇

1016
00:40:24,549 --> 00:40:26,259
一次性有观众对吧

1017
00:40:26,259 --> 00:40:27,360
那就完蛋了

1018
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:30,010
这200件指亏多少

1019
00:40:30,010 --> 00:40:32,890
一个舰长怎么也得亏个六七十吧

1020
00:40:32,890 --> 00:40:33,910
我不知道

1021
00:40:33,910 --> 00:40:37,520
可能因为我这边一直都没有什么比较低的

1022
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:39,020
那个供货渠道啊

1023
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:44,210
因为有些东西跟有些东西质量是不一样的

1024
00:40:44,210 --> 00:40:47,570
然后呃厂家不一样的话

1025
00:40:47,570 --> 00:40:49,070
报价也会不一样

1026
00:40:49,070 --> 00:40:52,670
所以在这边的话会有一些差别在身上

1027
00:40:52,670 --> 00:40:57,900
嗯你去了对面耳朵受不了了

1028
00:40:57,900 --> 00:41:01,560
反正比走进她心里

1029
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:05,380
最后却又离开他

1030
00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:11,240
因为我不愿再看她流泪啦

1031
00:41:12,899 --> 00:41:15,139
对面的奥数听着不舒服

1032
00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:18,349
你们这么几分钟就已经把那都摸清了

1033
00:41:18,349 --> 00:41:22,019
哎呦不用你们给对面送礼物

1034
00:41:22,019 --> 00:41:23,159
换成星本事

1035
00:41:23,159 --> 00:41:24,059
晚上好呀

1036
00:41:24,059 --> 00:41:29,020
群星本事主播什么时候自己弄弄奥数吗

1037
00:41:29,860 --> 00:41:31,120
那个要报备吧

1038
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:32,740
我都不知道找谁报备

1039
00:41:32,740 --> 00:41:34,400
那种轻语类的

1040
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:36,500
你稍微在直播间对吧

1041
00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:37,790
少说两句

1042
00:41:37,790 --> 00:41:41,240
你稍微在直播间稍微稍微少说那么一两句

1043
00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:42,780
就会被拿下的

1044
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:45,920
♪ 上天啊 ♪

1045
00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:51,389
主要就是之前我在直播间那么讲话的时候

1046
00:41:51,389 --> 00:41:52,829
没有人举办我呀

1047
00:41:52,829 --> 00:41:54,929
要是有人举办我的话

1048
00:41:54,929 --> 00:41:57,620
我直播间就直接没了

1049
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:00,020
谢谢燕燕子冲鸭

1050
00:42:00,020 --> 00:42:05,510
谢谢群星本色的七彩权杖和心动盲盒的圣诞捏

1051
00:42:05,510 --> 00:42:07,820
我超太破费了哦

1052
00:42:07,820 --> 00:42:09,869
哦谢谢啊

1053
00:42:09,869 --> 00:42:10,499
谢谢你

1054
00:42:10,499 --> 00:42:11,279
其实没事

1055
00:42:11,279 --> 00:42:11,759
欢迎找你

1056
00:42:11,759 --> 00:42:12,809
阿里嘎多

1057
00:42:12,809 --> 00:42:13,679
谢谢期待

1058
00:42:13,679 --> 00:42:14,480
权杖

1059
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:17,580
举办啥哦

1060
00:42:17,580 --> 00:42:19,140
已经时过境迁了

1061
00:42:19,140 --> 00:42:20,100
你现在补举办

1062
00:42:20,100 --> 00:42:21,930
我是没有用的

1063
00:42:21,930 --> 00:42:25,760
所以如果你发现你的兴趣主播在那边

1064
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:28,040
给你做一些人头麦轻语之类的

1065
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:29,360
千万别举报他呀

1066
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:31,320
他容易播着播着直接就进去了

1067
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:32,800
我就特别容易

1068
00:42:33,439 --> 00:42:34,239
还好吧

1069
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:35,259
现在挺底边的

1070
00:42:35,259 --> 00:42:36,459
应该没有什么超管

1071
00:42:36,459 --> 00:42:39,519
把那个把那个视角放在我身上了

1072
00:42:39,519 --> 00:42:41,460
应该没什么太大的问题

1073
00:42:41,460 --> 00:42:43,920
♪ 今天我们给 ♪

1074
00:42:46,020 --> 00:42:48,540
你喜欢的两个队伍的比赛开始了

1075
00:42:48,540 --> 00:42:49,779
现在是什么比赛啊

1076
00:42:49,779 --> 00:42:50,859
世界杯是吗

1077
00:42:50,859 --> 00:42:52,269
世界杯开始啦

1078
00:42:52,269 --> 00:42:54,099
一会儿见一会儿见哦

1079
00:42:55,119 --> 00:42:55,899
你不申请

1080
00:42:55,899 --> 00:42:57,519
你偷偷播也可以

1081
00:42:57,519 --> 00:43:02,160
但是偷偷播能不能保得住就不一定了哦

1082
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:06,740
偷偷播能不能保得住那个那个直播的权限

1083
00:43:06,740 --> 00:43:07,880
能不能不被封

1084
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:09,510
直播间就不知道了

1085
00:43:09,510 --> 00:43:11,670
左上角是欧内的手吗

1086
00:43:11,670 --> 00:43:14,600
左上角是烟烟人的手

1087
00:43:14,779 --> 00:43:20,869
你别不小心落到克罗地亚和摩洛哥这两个国家

1088
00:43:20,869 --> 00:43:24,060
听起来都不是很会踢足球的样子啊

1089
00:43:24,580 --> 00:43:26,800
主播对于足球的刻板印象

1090
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:31,039
一次是哎我朋友跟我聊世界杯啊

1091
00:43:31,039 --> 00:43:33,949
然后他说法国很厉害

1092
00:43:33,949 --> 00:43:36,259
我说啊法国为什么很厉害啊

1093
00:43:36,259 --> 00:43:40,180
为什么我觉得法国听起来就不太会踢球的样子

1094
00:43:40,180 --> 00:43:41,920
然后人家一副见了鬼的表情

1095
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:44,319
看着你跟我说

1096
00:43:44,319 --> 00:43:46,479
法国是上一届的冠军啊

1097
00:43:46,479 --> 00:43:48,459
跟我说法国是这一届的卫冕冠军

1098
00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:50,100
说是吗啊

1099
00:43:50,100 --> 00:43:50,940
这样吗

1100
00:43:50,940 --> 00:43:52,500
他说不跟你聊了

1101
00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:53,600
拜拜

1102
00:43:54,140 --> 00:43:56,420
对我只会加拿大象

1103
00:43:56,420 --> 00:44:00,530
葡萄牙里不看球事啊

1104
00:44:00,530 --> 00:44:01,310
不看球啊

1105
00:44:01,310 --> 00:44:02,390
谢娜诺的六

1106
00:44:02,390 --> 00:44:03,170
感谢支持

1107
00:44:03,170 --> 00:44:03,920
阿里嘎多

1108
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:05,820
克罗地亚vs摩洛哥

1109
00:44:05,820 --> 00:44:07,620
克罗地亚是上届亚军啊

1110
00:44:07,620 --> 00:44:10,230
这个东西不是4年一届吗

1111
00:44:10,230 --> 00:44:12,240
他既然是4年一届的话

1112
00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:14,880
为什么看起来这么这么简单啊

1113
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:16,840
就是呃也不是简单

1114
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:19,120
就是他们的水平为什么这么稳定啊

1115
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:23,120
因为其他的很多比赛我超p到大主播

1116
00:44:25,220 --> 00:44:27,640
好多不都是那种嗯

1117
00:44:29,419 --> 00:44:32,619
就电竞了那种比赛可能今年是冠军

1118
00:44:32,619 --> 00:44:34,059
然后明年就臭八强

1119
00:44:34,059 --> 00:44:36,870
后年就就进不了世界赛

1120
00:44:36,870 --> 00:44:38,220
不是都很正常吗

1121
00:44:38,220 --> 00:44:41,619
为什么这种这种足球啊之类的

1122
00:44:41,619 --> 00:44:46,400
然后强队的话感觉水平都挺稳定的呀

1123
00:44:47,419 --> 00:44:49,959
主播只知道加拿大圣不上压

1124
00:44:51,039 --> 00:44:53,349
马上到阿根廷对法国了

1125
00:44:53,349 --> 00:44:55,700
阿根廷对法国的话

1126
00:44:55,700 --> 00:44:59,030
你们觉得阿根廷能赢还是法国男人啊

1127
00:44:59,030 --> 00:45:01,190
♪ 还被说的廉价 ♪

1128
00:45:01,190 --> 00:45:04,410
真心被践踏

1129
00:45:04,410 --> 00:45:07,800
♪ 谁又说了真话假话 ♪

1130
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:10,500
说过的爱都有没有可能

1131
00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:14,180
法国是欧洲五大联赛世界前八

1132
00:45:14,180 --> 00:45:15,800
好厉害啊

1133
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,230
不是阿紫什么阿紫呀

1134
00:45:19,210 --> 00:45:21,790
我觉得瓷器的足球也很厉害

1135
00:45:21,790 --> 00:45:23,830
世界杯夺冠有没有希望

1136
00:45:25,150 --> 00:45:27,400
你把那个温枪打开

1137
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:29,140
不要把电池抠出来

1138
00:45:29,140 --> 00:45:31,450
把这个温枪按开关打开

1139
00:45:31,450 --> 00:45:32,830
不是按清零打开

1140
00:45:32,830 --> 00:45:33,910
按开关打开

1141
00:45:33,910 --> 00:45:36,290
然后把它对着自己的脑门儿

1142
00:45:36,290 --> 00:45:37,730
大概10cm左右

1143
00:45:37,730 --> 00:45:38,450
不要太近

1144
00:45:38,450 --> 00:45:39,440
也不要太远

1145
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:41,820
然后报一下上面的数字啊

1146
00:45:41,820 --> 00:45:45,100
让我看看是不是在38~39之间

1147
00:45:46,579 --> 00:45:47,859
你还好吗

1148
00:45:47,859 --> 00:45:50,660
关切关切你还好吗

1149
00:45:51,340 --> 00:45:53,820
足球运动员能踢到35左右

1150
00:45:53,820 --> 00:45:55,140
体能这么厉害啊

1151
00:45:55,140 --> 00:45:56,460
能跟到35呢

1152
00:45:56,850 --> 00:45:59,630
我感觉主播主播现在15岁

1153
00:45:59,630 --> 00:46:01,970
妙龄少女已经快瘫痪在床了

1154
00:46:01,970 --> 00:46:03,710
他们能踢到35啊

1155
00:46:03,710 --> 00:46:05,040
这么厉害

1156
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:08,700
有没有可能体育运动跟电竞有一定的差别

1157
00:46:08,700 --> 00:46:09,780
我不太清楚诶

1158
00:46:09,780 --> 00:46:11,720
不太了解体育运动啊

1159
00:46:11,720 --> 00:46:15,440
梭哈外马尔庙外马尔回家了吗

1160
00:46:16,140 --> 00:46:17,870
妈妈回家了吗

1161
00:46:17,870 --> 00:46:20,420
额温枪上显示27不对

1162
00:46:20,420 --> 00:46:22,250
是不是对着房间的空气

1163
00:46:22,250 --> 00:46:23,520
是对着自己的头

1164
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:24,840
不要对着前面

1165
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:26,220
对着后面嗯

1166
00:46:27,900 --> 00:46:31,460
间歇性头晕是不是羊的先兆啊

1167
00:46:31,460 --> 00:46:32,570
不是不是不是

1168
00:46:32,570 --> 00:46:35,780
大家不要把什么什么东西都往那上面靠啊

1169
00:46:35,780 --> 00:46:38,140
不要把什么东西都往那上面靠

1170
00:46:38,979 --> 00:46:40,469
他不是那样的

1171
00:46:40,469 --> 00:46:41,729
你你你别怕

1172
00:46:41,729 --> 00:46:43,529
你越怕它跑的越慢

1173
00:46:43,529 --> 00:46:45,640
你越不怕他跑的越快

1174
00:46:45,859 --> 00:46:48,079
主播是不是有点违心了呀

1175
00:46:48,079 --> 00:46:50,690
但是确实得强强强心态

1176
00:46:50,690 --> 00:46:52,970
才能帮助你更快的战胜这个东西

1177
00:46:52,970 --> 00:46:53,930
你就放平吧

1178
00:46:53,930 --> 00:46:55,550
反正今天不是你

1179
00:46:55,550 --> 00:46:57,100
明天也是你呃

1180
00:46:57,100 --> 00:46:58,060
明天不是你

1181
00:46:58,060 --> 00:46:59,020
后天还是你

1182
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:05,020
刚才卡了一下吧

1183
00:47:05,359 --> 00:47:07,459
谢谢凌霄凌的牛万叶

1184
00:47:07,459 --> 00:47:08,119
感谢支持

1185
00:47:08,119 --> 00:47:09,079
红豆加利格

1186
00:47:09,079 --> 00:47:10,159
多谢谢谢谢

1187
00:47:10,159 --> 00:47:11,059
欢迎小钢琴

1188
00:47:11,059 --> 00:47:11,779
晚上好

1189
00:47:11,779 --> 00:47:13,819
小钢琴

1190
00:47:14,690 --> 00:47:16,130
15能开直播

1191
00:47:16,130 --> 00:47:18,350
不不不不不是不是我开玩笑的

1192
00:47:18,350 --> 00:47:20,030
我开玩笑的凑个数而已

1193
00:47:20,030 --> 00:47:23,420
也不能报自己的那个确实年龄啊

1194
00:47:23,420 --> 00:47:26,870
27度体温快打110版

1195
00:47:28,710 --> 00:47:32,029
真的很多事情你你逃避

1196
00:47:32,029 --> 00:47:32,749
你害怕

1197
00:47:32,749 --> 00:47:36,229
你恐惧是因为你还有几率不去面对它

1198
00:47:36,229 --> 00:47:38,690
所以你逃避害怕恐惧还有作用

1199
00:47:38,690 --> 00:47:42,170
当基本上一定会面对他的时候

1200
00:47:42,170 --> 00:47:44,960
那你就没有必要去太害怕的人

1201
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:46,400
你就想怎么解决就好了

1202
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:49,040
反正已经知道这件事情也发生了

1203
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:51,320
反正你知道就像学生要考期末试一样

1204
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:53,510
你一定会发生这件事情的

1205
00:47:53,535 --> 00:47:54,590
晚上好

1206
00:47:54,590 --> 00:47:56,760
小钢琴主播是会安慰人

1207
00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:59,640
但我觉得今天还是明天都无所谓的寄

1208
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:01,830
无所谓的寄了是吧

1209
00:48:01,830 --> 00:48:05,780
主播人四会练

1210
00:48:07,780 --> 00:48:09,400
这么地狱是吧

1211
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:12,040
主播人色脸色会发白

1212
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:14,800
那黑人是不是不会死了

1213
00:48:21,260 --> 00:48:24,040
一个很好的问题

1214
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:30,370
哎呦陷入了一种沉默

1215
00:48:36,410 --> 00:48:37,910
不用怕基本药了

1216
00:48:37,910 --> 00:48:40,100
就跟病毒性感冒差不多

1217
00:48:40,100 --> 00:48:41,660
囤点吃的吧

1218
00:48:41,660 --> 00:48:44,060
囤点囤点能嗯

1219
00:48:44,060 --> 00:48:47,640
不用起床抬手就能拿到的吃的

1220
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:48,540
还有喝的

1221
00:48:48,540 --> 00:48:50,130
提供能量的那种

1222
00:48:50,130 --> 00:48:55,380
提供维生素的那种嗯

1223
00:48:55,380 --> 00:48:56,220
还强大

1224
00:48:56,220 --> 00:48:58,980
你怎么你怎么复制自己啦

1225
00:49:00,720 --> 00:49:03,800
群友告诉我黑人嘎就行

1226
00:49:04,279 --> 00:49:06,139
这问题我不能回答你

1227
00:49:06,139 --> 00:49:06,859
我回答你

1228
00:49:06,859 --> 00:49:08,419
我直播间要没了

1229
00:49:08,419 --> 00:49:10,270
你们为什么这么热衷于

1230
00:49:10,270 --> 00:49:13,450
然后留学生唱阳光小红

1231
00:49:13,450 --> 00:49:14,680
彩虹小白马

1232
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:17,680
然后去回答一些身份笑话啊

1233
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:19,060
我真是服了

1234
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:21,900
就喜欢看主播

1235
00:49:23,580 --> 00:49:26,660
犹犹豫豫的那个那个样子是吧

1236
00:49:27,300 --> 00:49:29,720
谢谢洛洛子的小花

1237
00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:32,240
我超平局嗯

1238
00:49:33,419 --> 00:49:35,569
你扩容了好嘞

1239
00:49:35,569 --> 00:49:36,860
没问题

1240
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:40,380
惨淡十分一天的心很小

1241
00:49:40,380 --> 00:49:42,030
只能装下一个女人

1242
00:49:42,030 --> 00:49:44,400
现在现在现在你的心很大

1243
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:46,260
可以装下十个女人了是吧

1244
00:49:46,260 --> 00:49:48,410
这就是惨淡十发的来历

1245
00:49:49,710 --> 00:49:53,450
病毒性的病基本在初中状前自己有感觉

1246
00:49:53,450 --> 00:49:54,590
那你有感觉的话

1247
00:49:54,590 --> 00:49:56,879
趁着现在还挺好的呃

1248
00:49:56,879 --> 00:49:57,959
早做准备

1249
00:49:57,959 --> 00:50:01,780
离这次就是那种感觉

1250
00:50:01,780 --> 00:50:02,530
没关系

1251
00:50:02,530 --> 00:50:03,850
不要太怕主播

1252
00:50:03,850 --> 00:50:05,760
主播会陪着大家的

1253
00:50:06,060 --> 00:50:07,620
但我还是不希望大家

1254
00:50:07,620 --> 00:50:10,760
在主播的那个直播时间出现

1255
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:12,290
如果你赢了的话

1256
00:50:12,290 --> 00:50:13,940
应该早点休息的

1257
00:50:13,940 --> 00:50:16,040
不应该不应该这样的

1258
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:18,440
那可远远不止十个

1259
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:20,000
你的心可真大呀

1260
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:21,040
你的心

1261
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:23,340
主播手机每天都要充电

1262
00:50:23,340 --> 00:50:24,960
你说在电发明之前

1263
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:26,580
手机怎么充电的呀

1264
00:50:26,580 --> 00:50:29,900
♪ 到处在的你 ♪

1265
00:50:33,999 --> 00:50:38,189
你知道那个手机远古的时代

1266
00:50:38,189 --> 00:50:41,040
手机的表现形就跟现在是不一样的

1267
00:50:41,559 --> 00:50:47,630
因为这个这个大部分的机械造物

1268
00:50:47,630 --> 00:50:50,210
都是由生活中取得灵感的

1269
00:50:50,210 --> 00:50:52,970
所以以前可以给人带来欢笑的

1270
00:50:52,970 --> 00:50:56,700
然后会当成闹铃提醒人起床的

1271
00:50:56,700 --> 00:51:00,840
然后就是又跟那个大家的生活息息相关的

1272
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:01,680
一些东西呢

1273
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:04,340
就是鸡鸡圈里面的这个鸡啊

1274
00:51:04,879 --> 00:51:07,939
手机就是一种长不大的

1275
00:51:07,939 --> 00:51:12,160
可以在手上面被一直拿着玩弄的

1276
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:14,279
一种小型的情人呀

1277
00:51:15,459 --> 00:51:18,859
所以说一般来说你知道扫地机器人吧

1278
00:51:18,859 --> 00:51:20,119
日出而作

1279
00:51:20,119 --> 00:51:20,989
日落而息

1280
00:51:20,989 --> 00:51:24,930
然后等到那个他觉得自己没有能量了的时候

1281
00:51:24,930 --> 00:51:27,270
他就会回到自己的那个草窝里面

1282
00:51:27,270 --> 00:51:29,370
把自己屁股往下一坐

1283
00:51:29,370 --> 00:51:32,440
然后就可以开始休息

1284
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:33,520
可以开始充电了

1285
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:34,800
直到第二天早上

1286
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:35,520
等到你

1287
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:36,840
你要上工的时候

1288
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:40,520
他就会用一种自己喜欢的闹铃来叫你啊

1289
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:43,200
♪ 收到我的心 ♪

1290
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:46,730
主播仔仔想听敲打猎

1291
00:51:46,730 --> 00:51:48,290
骂主播的时候

1292
00:51:48,290 --> 00:51:51,050
说主播的皮套狗想点歌的时候

1293
00:51:51,050 --> 00:51:53,160
在这边妈咪崽崽的

1294
00:51:53,580 --> 00:51:55,620
我才不想不想理你

1295
00:51:55,620 --> 00:51:58,860
这当机哈哈哈是啊

1296
00:51:58,860 --> 00:51:59,520
当机了

1297
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:00,060
错误的

1298
00:52:00,060 --> 00:52:02,520
我阳的时候全靠看主播撑过来的

1299
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:04,200
不过我我养的时候

1300
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:06,500
其实脑子里面唯一的想法就是

1301
00:52:06,500 --> 00:52:08,600
我特别想找个人说话

1302
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:11,240
虽然我已经哑的说不出来话了

1303
00:52:11,240 --> 00:52:13,070
但是我特别想听他说话

1304
00:52:13,070 --> 00:52:15,980
所以嗯大家都睡不着觉的话

1305
00:52:15,980 --> 00:52:17,780
听听我说话也挺好的

1306
00:52:17,780 --> 00:52:18,860
因为可焦虑了

1307
00:52:18,860 --> 00:52:20,600
我身边也没有什么人嘛

1308
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:23,280
当时那段时间心态也不是特别好

1309
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:24,690
身体也不舒服

1310
00:52:24,690 --> 00:52:26,220
睡着之前

1311
00:52:26,220 --> 00:52:27,560
然后肾疼

1312
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:30,290
睡醒之后全身都疼

1313
00:52:30,290 --> 00:52:31,880
每次睡睡完

1314
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:33,380
然后那个症状都转移

1315
00:52:33,380 --> 00:52:34,340
第一天肩膀

1316
00:52:34,340 --> 00:52:35,750
第二天是腰子

1317
00:52:35,750 --> 00:52:39,470
然后接下来就是什么胸口啊之类的

1318
00:52:39,470 --> 00:52:40,670
都不知道什么地方疼

1319
00:52:40,670 --> 00:52:41,690
像抽彩票一样

1320
00:52:41,690 --> 00:52:43,490
我就特别想找个人说话呀

1321
00:52:43,490 --> 00:52:49,799
嗯所以就是开心能给大家带来一些减负的话

1322
00:52:49,799 --> 00:52:51,060
也挺好的

1323
00:52:54,860 --> 00:52:55,790
快了

1324
00:52:55,790 --> 00:52:59,060
那你就要做好准备照顾他吧

1325
00:52:59,060 --> 00:53:01,220
就不要想着就是哎呀

1326
00:53:01,220 --> 00:53:04,960
这个怎么样防范能够不传染给我了

1327
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:08,020
基本上没什么没什么可能嘞

1328
00:53:09,639 --> 00:53:10,619
12点了

1329
00:53:10,619 --> 00:53:12,659
晚安主播晚上好

1330
00:53:12,659 --> 00:53:13,619
欧阳me

1331
00:53:13,619 --> 00:53:15,130
晚安晚安捏

1332
00:53:15,130 --> 00:53:19,659
嗯妈妈那个闹铃是华为的吗

1333
00:53:19,659 --> 00:53:20,859
对是华为的

1334
00:53:20,859 --> 00:53:24,009
然后那个时候每天大家都会听着华为的闹铃

1335
00:53:24,009 --> 00:53:24,710
起床

1336
00:53:24,710 --> 00:53:27,170
嗦一碗白象的方便面

1337
00:53:27,170 --> 00:53:29,230
然后才会出门上班

1338
00:53:29,230 --> 00:53:31,150
白象方面真难吃啊

1339
00:53:31,150 --> 00:53:34,060
有没有人会没收我的这个那什么

1340
00:53:34,060 --> 00:53:36,650
我说我的这个护照啊

1341
00:53:36,650 --> 00:53:38,870
但是白药方便面真难吃啊

1342
00:53:38,870 --> 00:53:40,670
那个面饼怎么那么难吃

1343
00:53:40,670 --> 00:53:41,779
我真服了

1344
00:53:41,779 --> 00:53:42,619
♪ 你 ♪

1345
00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:49,580
的臭打猎怎么赶不上啊

1346
00:53:49,580 --> 00:53:54,160
啊为什么点不上这个点上了哦

1347
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:58,000
谢谢琥珀川的琥珀煮面的舰长

1348
00:53:58,000 --> 00:53:58,660
你好的

1349
00:53:58,660 --> 00:53:59,560
你阿里嘎多

1350
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:02,080
谢谢琥珀自动续费的舰长

1351
00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:03,340
太过分啦

1352
00:54:03,340 --> 00:54:05,200
感谢支持红豆泥

1353
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:06,250
阿里嘎多

1354
00:54:06,250 --> 00:54:08,800
谢谢叶艾米尔自动续费的舰长

1355
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:10,400
心哈哈

1356
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:11,480
今天不掉线

1357
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:14,150
原来是大家都开了自动续费吗

1358
00:54:14,150 --> 00:54:16,400
谢谢好多年了

1359
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:18,300
感动嗯

1360
00:54:18,300 --> 00:54:19,860
太过分了

1361
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:23,650
我超爹

1362
00:54:23,650 --> 00:54:28,210
请问叫姐姐好还是叫妹妹好

1363
00:54:30,300 --> 00:54:31,560
还叫妹妹吧

1364
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:32,940
但是都挺油腻的

1365
00:54:32,940 --> 00:54:36,020
其实姐姐的话会让我想起来那种

1366
00:54:36,020 --> 00:54:37,880
我超谢谢v酱的舰长

1367
00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:40,880
怎么怎么搭这么多自动续费呀呀哎呀

1368
00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:41,840
这么客气

1369
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:44,840
我超谢谢谢谢谢谢啊

1370
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:50,279
卧槽真的假的这么厉害哦

1371
00:54:51,719 --> 00:54:57,979
我去谢谢琥珀恋爱问酱和不加糖手指

1372
00:54:57,979 --> 00:54:58,849
这个舰长

1373
00:54:58,849 --> 00:55:00,820
我超级主播

1374
00:55:00,820 --> 00:55:03,760
什么时候见过这种自动续费的正常哇

1375
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:05,020
谢谢谢谢

1376
00:55:05,020 --> 00:55:07,300
没见过大家没见过

1377
00:55:07,300 --> 00:55:08,680
忘了关吧

1378
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:09,700
别关了吧

1379
00:55:09,700 --> 00:55:11,080
哎呦谢谢谢谢

1380
00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:11,560
轰多尼

1381
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:12,520
阿里嘎多

1382
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:14,020
这个挺可爱的

1383
00:55:14,020 --> 00:55:15,800
我这个人也很可爱的

1384
00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:17,600
没收大米了

1385
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:19,460
真没收大米嗯

1386
00:55:20,540 --> 00:55:21,800
正确的吹白象

1387
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:23,120
我估计不吃泡面

1388
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:26,170
就像是落下悬崖

1389
00:55:26,170 --> 00:55:27,560
我怎么说呢

1390
00:55:27,560 --> 00:55:29,600
就像是知名度最高的人

1391
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:31,700
他不一定是水平最好的人一样

1392
00:55:31,700 --> 00:55:33,920
就是所谓的c那个什么b啊

1393
00:55:34,740 --> 00:55:35,880
懂得都懂啊

1394
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:37,200
怎么这么多米啊

1395
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:39,720
因为都是我的单推人捏

1396
00:55:39,720 --> 00:55:41,220
我的单推能力

1397
00:55:41,220 --> 00:55:42,120
哎呦不行

1398
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:43,920
刚才该太开心了

1399
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:45,060
进场太多了

1400
00:55:45,060 --> 00:55:46,680
然后嘴一下裂了

1401
00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:50,249
哎呦疼哈哈哈哈哎呦

1402
00:55:50,249 --> 00:55:52,049
疼疼疼疼疼疼

1403
00:55:52,049 --> 00:55:53,080
我服了

1404
00:55:53,220 --> 00:55:54,540
嗯不乖

1405
00:55:54,540 --> 00:55:55,680
你不改我就不乖

1406
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:56,460
好嘞

1407
00:55:56,460 --> 00:55:57,840
绝对不乖好吧

1408
00:55:57,840 --> 00:55:59,400
主播我绝对不会改的

1409
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:00,560
放心放心

1410
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:03,170
但是但是哎呦

1411
00:56:03,170 --> 00:56:06,260
这是什么舰长得意大人都失忆

1412
00:56:06,260 --> 00:56:10,060
主播要被人家抬走了一次

1413
00:56:10,060 --> 00:56:12,340
好像好像赢不了了

1414
00:56:12,620 --> 00:56:14,810
♪ 要独特才是流行 ♪

1415
00:56:14,810 --> 00:56:17,720
♪ 无法复制的自己 ♪

1416
00:56:17,720 --> 00:56:21,200
让我连受伤也有心

1417
00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:27,490
♪ 不是毕竟是所谓自己与勇气 ♪

1418
00:56:27,490 --> 00:56:30,040
你能推我下悬崖

1419
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:32,230
我能学会飞行

1420
00:56:32,230 --> 00:56:34,520
从不停

1421
00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:37,640
♪ 我命令很独立 ♪

1422
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:41,570
♪ 耳朵用来听自己的心灵 ♪

1423
00:56:41,570 --> 00:56:45,420
主要是叫这什么姐姐妹妹的这个东西吧

1424
00:56:45,420 --> 00:56:47,640
你叫叫妹妹的话

1425
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:54,180
有那种中年网络男性网友的那种感觉

1426
00:56:54,180 --> 00:56:57,120
就是那种啊啊什么

1427
00:57:00,060 --> 00:57:02,520
你随便发一个那种伤感非主流

1428
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:06,050
说说什么我的爱谁懂之类的

1429
00:57:06,050 --> 00:57:10,050
然后就会就会在那个社交软件上面

1430
00:57:10,050 --> 00:57:13,050
会有一些偏向中年的

1431
00:57:13,050 --> 00:57:18,339
这个拿自己的呃仰仰角自拍做头像的大叔

1432
00:57:18,339 --> 00:57:22,000
比如说他的名字会叫什么岁月静好

1433
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,370
或者什么花开不败之类的

1434
00:57:24,370 --> 00:57:27,990
然后说美女真漂亮呀之类的

1435
00:57:27,990 --> 00:57:30,150
然后加几个玫瑰的那个表情

1436
00:57:30,150 --> 00:57:31,680
就叫妹妹妹妹

1437
00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:33,360
小妹妹真好看呀

1438
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:36,020
还有什么丫头妹妹真漂亮

1439
00:57:36,020 --> 00:57:37,670
就是有一种那样的感觉

1440
00:57:37,670 --> 00:57:39,300
你要是叫姐姐的话

1441
00:57:39,300 --> 00:57:42,970
就那种自吃个桃桃

1442
00:57:42,970 --> 00:57:46,030
呵呵吹吹好凉凉

1443
00:57:46,030 --> 00:57:47,710
姐姐啊

1444
00:57:47,710 --> 00:57:50,200
好久没有看到你了

1445
00:57:50,319 --> 00:57:53,190
呃小奶狗真的很想你

1446
00:57:53,190 --> 00:57:54,630
就有那种感觉

1447
00:57:54,630 --> 00:57:55,890
所以叫叫姐姐

1448
00:57:55,890 --> 00:57:57,760
叫妹妹的都挺肉麻

1449
00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:00,340
怎么说实话就这样的一个味

1450
00:58:00,340 --> 00:58:01,900
那个味儿太重了

1451
00:58:01,900 --> 00:58:03,820
有点有点受不了

1452
00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:05,750
有梦就别怕

1453
00:58:05,750 --> 00:58:07,130
你也是萌萌人

1454
00:58:07,130 --> 00:58:08,570
你都当hoo泪目

1455
00:58:08,570 --> 00:58:09,410
七七生了

1456
00:58:09,410 --> 00:58:10,430
你想怎么样

1457
00:58:10,430 --> 00:58:11,750
主播就顺从你吧

1458
00:58:11,750 --> 00:58:12,530
那怎么办呢

1459
00:58:12,530 --> 00:58:13,670
那没办法呀

1460
00:58:13,670 --> 00:58:16,830
主播我就先去其他妹妹的

1461
00:58:16,830 --> 00:58:19,890
但我的作息只有你在算单推吗

1462
00:58:19,890 --> 00:58:20,870
这叫什么

1463
00:58:20,870 --> 00:58:23,450
这叫同床异梦算了

1464
00:58:23,450 --> 00:58:24,950
主播没跟你同床啊

1465
00:58:24,950 --> 00:58:28,190
这叫同同同房就不对

1466
00:58:28,190 --> 00:58:29,700
同也同房也不对

1467
00:58:30,319 --> 00:58:31,279
♪ 红裙 ♪

1468
00:58:33,679 --> 00:58:36,529
这就像那个契约婚姻一样

1469
00:58:36,529 --> 00:58:37,609
你知道吧

1470
00:58:37,609 --> 00:58:42,000
哎呦这就是我跟你的单推关系

1471
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,700
就是名存实亡的一种关系啊

1472
00:58:44,700 --> 00:58:47,959
白天风白马主播

1473
00:58:47,959 --> 00:58:48,919
别夹自己人

1474
00:58:48,919 --> 00:58:51,559
你是你是沈一鸣啊

1475
00:58:51,559 --> 00:58:54,190
你是很希黄雨欣

1476
00:58:54,190 --> 00:58:55,280
晚上好

1477
00:58:55,359 --> 00:58:57,339
正好不对

1478
00:58:57,339 --> 00:59:01,390
不能说错了说错了

1479
00:59:01,390 --> 00:59:04,630
反正就是同同直播间异梦诶

1480
00:59:04,630 --> 00:59:08,660
你看着我心里面在想其他颜色的肥猫

1481
00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:12,830
这是一种精神上的侮辱啊

1482
00:59:12,830 --> 00:59:14,060
但你不要告诉我

1483
00:59:14,060 --> 00:59:15,440
我就可以假装不知道

1484
00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:16,700
那你要非要告诉我

1485
00:59:16,700 --> 00:59:18,039
我就会伤心

1486
00:59:18,039 --> 00:59:20,820
然后我猫在被窝里偷偷扎小人

1487
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:22,280
写一个小人

1488
00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:23,360
然后是写病娇

1489
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:26,900
然后扎在他他的那个那个那个上面

1490
00:59:26,900 --> 00:59:28,900
偷偷的扎你的小人儿啊

1491
00:59:29,299 --> 00:59:31,759
你

1492
00:59:34,459 --> 00:59:35,980
为什么不能同床

1493
00:59:35,980 --> 00:59:37,600
谁要跟你同床啊

1494
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:39,520
是否有些自我意识过剩了

1495
00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:40,740
你是谁啊

1496
00:59:40,740 --> 00:59:42,420
我为什么要跟你重装

1497
00:59:42,420 --> 00:59:45,960
都恶心我肥猫只有你一个

1498
00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:47,580
别的都是可爱的小女孩

1499
00:59:47,580 --> 00:59:48,900
猫猫只有我一个人

1500
00:59:48,900 --> 00:59:49,920
肥猫是吧

1501
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:52,350
对我为什么这么不公平啊

1502
00:59:52,350 --> 00:59:54,579
哈哈哎

1503
00:59:54,579 --> 00:59:56,469
别的妹妹负责鲜花

1504
00:59:56,469 --> 00:59:57,879
掌声收大米

1505
00:59:57,879 --> 01:00:00,360
我负责角落里抱团取暖

1506
01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:01,320
挨骂是吧

1507
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:03,600
不行不能再这么抽象下去了

1508
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:06,310
我们我们直播间抽象浓度太超标了

1509
01:00:06,310 --> 01:00:07,990
路人一进来都吓跑了

1510
01:00:07,990 --> 01:00:08,890
差不多得了

1511
01:00:08,890 --> 01:00:11,640
欢迎周一生日快乐

1512
01:00:12,039 --> 01:00:13,289
生日快乐

1513
01:00:13,289 --> 01:00:14,039
周余

1514
01:00:18,059 --> 01:00:19,300
生日快乐

1515
01:00:20,300 --> 01:00:22,210
祝早日康复

1516
01:00:22,210 --> 01:00:25,770
生日祝福歌最可爱

1517
01:00:25,770 --> 01:00:27,360
♪ 托着腮发梢 ♪

1518
01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:29,560
♪ 别一支钗 ♪

1519
01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:30,520
生日快乐

1520
01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:31,240
喵

1521
01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:36,720
快乐

1522
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:40,590
祝你生日快乐

1523
01:00:40,590 --> 01:00:43,530
祝你生日纯路人

1524
01:00:43,530 --> 01:00:45,930
抽象程度简直像到家了一样是吧

1525
01:00:45,930 --> 01:00:50,520
♪ 祝你生日快乐啊 ♪

1526
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:51,690
我好像卡了

1527
01:00:51,690 --> 01:00:54,180
等一下

1528
01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:01,850
卧槽坏了

1529
01:01:01,850 --> 01:01:03,300
♪ 今天你是 ♪

1530
01:01:08,540 --> 01:01:11,440
完了哎哎完完蛋了

1531
01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:13,680
主播记混时间了

1532
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:15,840
完了完了完了完了没算明白

1533
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:18,990
时差我们来相聚

1534
01:01:18,990 --> 01:01:21,160
带着满满的关爱

1535
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:22,540
祝福你

1536
01:01:22,540 --> 01:01:23,840
好运常伴

1537
01:01:25,260 --> 01:01:27,170
点燃了蜡烛

1538
01:01:27,170 --> 01:01:29,330
许下你心愿

1539
01:01:29,330 --> 01:01:31,340
完了主播没算明白

1540
01:01:31,340 --> 01:01:31,790
时差

1541
01:01:31,790 --> 01:01:33,400
主播寄了直播

1542
01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:37,160
进了我们相亲又相爱

1543
01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:39,800
祝福你健康平安

1544
01:01:43,220 --> 01:01:47,069
对所有的烦恼说拜拜

1545
01:01:47,069 --> 01:01:49,889
对所有的快乐说

1546
01:01:51,509 --> 01:01:52,589
♪ 亲爱的 ♪

1547
01:01:52,589 --> 01:01:55,390
♪ 亲爱的生日快热 ♪

1548
01:01:55,390 --> 01:01:57,980
每一天都精彩

1549
01:01:59,100 --> 01:02:03,020
看幸福的花儿为你盛开

1550
01:02:03,020 --> 01:02:07,050
听美妙的音乐为你喝彩

1551
01:02:07,050 --> 01:02:08,550
亲爱的

1552
01:02:08,550 --> 01:02:11,410
♪ 亲爱的生日快乐 ♪

1553
01:02:11,410 --> 01:02:12,970
♪ 祝你幸福 ♪

1554
01:02:12,970 --> 01:02:17,140
♪ 永远幸福永远 ♪

1555
01:02:17,140 --> 01:02:19,480
我算混时差了

1556
01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:21,580
我终于发现一件事情

1557
01:02:21,580 --> 01:02:23,740
就是昨天是阿笑的生日

1558
01:02:23,740 --> 01:02:25,560
今天是冬一的生日

1559
01:02:26,300 --> 01:02:27,880
但是在我这边

1560
01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:32,580
我算的是他是我明天早上应该给唱生日快乐歌

1561
01:02:32,580 --> 01:02:35,940
然后明天晚上应该给东一唱生日快乐歌

1562
01:02:35,940 --> 01:02:37,620
我还在想呢

1563
01:02:37,620 --> 01:02:39,420
刚才阿香为什么走了

1564
01:02:39,420 --> 01:02:40,560
这是他过了12点

1565
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:42,540
我还想祝他生日快乐

1566
01:02:45,019 --> 01:02:46,060
完蛋

1567
01:02:48,419 --> 01:02:49,939
全完了

1568
01:02:49,939 --> 01:02:52,639
人在加拿大变成加大时间了

1569
01:02:52,639 --> 01:02:54,920
完了哈哈

1570
01:02:56,960 --> 01:02:58,430
好多年的感动

1571
01:02:58,430 --> 01:02:59,840
谢谢谢谢

1572
01:02:59,840 --> 01:03:01,700
很喜欢肥猫的一句话

1573
01:03:01,700 --> 01:03:04,260
我忘了要说啥了哈哈

1574
01:03:05,079 --> 01:03:06,989
我还在想呢

1575
01:03:06,989 --> 01:03:09,659
我还在想我刚才唱的这首歌

1576
01:03:09,659 --> 01:03:11,740
我到底是怎么回事

1577
01:03:11,740 --> 01:03:13,120
完蛋了

1578
01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:15,400
姐姐姐姐又算错了

1579
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:16,460
又算错了

1580
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:19,250
兰香是10 17号

1581
01:03:19,250 --> 01:03:21,620
然后东一是18号

1582
01:03:28,539 --> 01:03:31,319
然后我定了那个12点的闹铃

1583
01:03:31,319 --> 01:03:33,680
提醒我有人过生日

1584
01:03:36,459 --> 01:03:39,629
结果这个12点是我这边的12点

1585
01:03:39,629 --> 01:03:43,139
就是我这边的那个中午12点

1586
01:03:43,139 --> 01:03:44,600
你知道吗

1587
01:03:45,020 --> 01:03:46,220
完蛋了

1588
01:03:46,220 --> 01:03:47,660
全完了

1589
01:03:47,660 --> 01:03:48,960
哎呀哎呀哎呀

1590
01:03:49,279 --> 01:03:50,689
一团一团

1591
01:03:50,689 --> 01:03:53,040
主播主播的处理一次就寄了

1592
01:03:53,379 --> 01:03:54,819
生日快乐

1593
01:03:54,819 --> 01:03:55,719
生日快乐

1594
01:03:55,719 --> 01:03:58,460
你不是我的生日

1595
01:04:00,620 --> 01:04:01,870
生日快乐

1596
01:04:01,870 --> 01:04:04,850
祝你烂完了烂完了

1597
01:04:04,850 --> 01:04:07,070
我怎么什么时候能回国呀

1598
01:04:07,790 --> 01:04:09,290
我好想回国呀

1599
01:04:09,290 --> 01:04:12,620
我把大家的那个时间都哎呦

1600
01:04:12,620 --> 01:04:13,660
我服了

1601
01:04:13,660 --> 01:04:17,290
完了我还去申请那个主播庆贺

1602
01:04:17,290 --> 01:04:18,470
你们知道吗

1603
01:04:18,470 --> 01:04:20,870
我就想起了那个主播庆会

1604
01:04:20,870 --> 01:04:24,100
然后好像还没过审啊

1605
01:04:24,100 --> 01:04:27,610
我就按照那个正常时间睡的晚上十点

1606
01:04:27,610 --> 01:04:31,520
结果他给我显示的是半夜几点了

1607
01:04:31,520 --> 01:04:33,140
还是早上几点

1608
01:04:33,140 --> 01:04:34,060
我忘了

1609
01:04:34,060 --> 01:04:36,580
因为他是按照我这边的时间来的

1610
01:04:36,580 --> 01:04:39,880
这一天净跟这个错峰时间打交道了

1611
01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:41,520
哎呀哈哈哈

1612
01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:42,750
对不起啊

1613
01:04:42,750 --> 01:04:45,300
生日快乐多一哎哟

1614
01:04:45,300 --> 01:04:47,220
把哥们整不会了

1615
01:04:47,220 --> 01:04:48,540
主播也整不会了

1616
01:04:48,540 --> 01:04:49,620
主播哎呦

1617
01:04:49,620 --> 01:04:53,520
♪ 美妙的音乐为你喝彩 ♪

1618
01:04:53,520 --> 01:04:55,740
♪ 亲爱的亲爱的 ♪

1619
01:04:55,740 --> 01:04:57,570
♪ 生日快乐 ♪

1620
01:04:57,570 --> 01:04:59,070
♪ 祝你幸福 ♪

1621
01:04:59,070 --> 01:05:01,990
永远幸福优雅

1622
01:05:01,990 --> 01:05:03,220
你弹幕呢

1623
01:05:03,220 --> 01:05:04,440
我看到了

1624
01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:05,160
晚上好

1625
01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:05,700
晚上好

1626
01:05:05,700 --> 01:05:06,540
灰色的天

1627
01:05:06,540 --> 01:05:07,380
醒了几点了

1628
01:05:07,380 --> 01:05:12,780
主播11.11完了

1629
01:05:15,300 --> 01:05:17,540
今天不是我的生日

1630
01:05:17,540 --> 01:05:19,280
♪ 说拜拜 ♪

1631
01:05:19,280 --> 01:05:23,150
对所有的快乐说坏了

1632
01:05:23,150 --> 01:05:26,840
主播主播主播主播又又又犯错误

1633
01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:29,140
又在这个方面上犯错

1634
01:05:29,140 --> 01:05:30,700
谢谢了

1635
01:05:30,700 --> 01:05:32,020
谢谢明亮的灯牌

1636
01:05:32,020 --> 01:05:33,540
感谢支持

1637
01:05:33,540 --> 01:05:35,310
主播行程下播

1638
01:05:35,310 --> 01:05:37,020
今天加班比较多

1639
01:05:37,020 --> 01:05:39,560
♪ 愿为你喝彩 ♪

1640
01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:40,760
♪ 亲爱的 ♪

1641
01:05:40,760 --> 01:05:41,720
♪ 亲爱的 ♪

1642
01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:43,550
♪ 生日快乐 ♪

1643
01:05:43,550 --> 01:05:49,280
祝你幸福永远幸福永远

1644
01:05:56,600 --> 01:05:59,680
你再去炸三天薯条就有钱上舰了

1645
01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:01,220
别砸了别砸了

1646
01:06:01,220 --> 01:06:02,940
油烟太重了

1647
01:06:03,439 --> 01:06:06,259
好好吃饭没有好好吃饭没有

1648
01:06:06,259 --> 01:06:07,759
等什么时候什么时候

1649
01:06:07,759 --> 01:06:11,360
阿平找回自己失去的工作

1650
01:06:11,360 --> 01:06:14,060
然后再再再回来吧

1651
01:06:15,260 --> 01:06:16,569
欢迎狂徒贼

1652
01:06:23,569 --> 01:06:27,649
我是不是应该找一个国内的朋友来提醒我呀

1653
01:06:27,649 --> 01:06:30,769
大家我应该找一个国内的朋友

1654
01:06:30,769 --> 01:06:33,469
把我的一些时间点

1655
01:06:33,469 --> 01:06:35,870
然后让对方提醒我一下

1656
01:06:35,870 --> 01:06:37,399
每次都算错

1657
01:06:37,399 --> 01:06:38,119
好烦

1658
01:06:39,259 --> 01:06:41,899
就在今天在在在这说挺好看

1659
01:06:41,899 --> 01:06:43,579
嘿嘿生日快乐了

1660
01:06:43,579 --> 01:06:46,180
等你生日快乐

1661
01:06:46,180 --> 01:06:49,120
在那东村里还有个梅拉

1662
01:06:49,120 --> 01:06:50,420
有个锤子呀

1663
01:06:50,420 --> 01:06:52,370
我知道你要你要说什么

1664
01:06:52,370 --> 01:06:55,640
没了都冰火冰火个锤

1665
01:06:55,640 --> 01:06:57,260
官方又把我给忘了

1666
01:06:57,260 --> 01:06:58,430
没给我发邀请

1667
01:06:58,430 --> 01:06:59,480
都宣人了

1668
01:06:59,480 --> 01:07:01,680
就没没没没那什么了

1669
01:07:01,680 --> 01:07:04,800
我知道的时候已经过了

1670
01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:06,720
我超你不是炸薯条吗

1671
01:07:06,720 --> 01:07:07,560
瓶谢谢

1672
01:07:07,560 --> 01:07:08,220
坏兔兔

1673
01:07:08,220 --> 01:07:08,880
坏透了

1674
01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:09,600
自动续费了

1675
01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:11,220
舰长

1676
01:07:13,339 --> 01:07:14,589
卧槽爹

1677
01:07:14,589 --> 01:07:15,459
欢迎回来

1678
01:07:15,459 --> 01:07:17,019
平安嗯

1679
01:07:17,019 --> 01:07:18,550
那拜年纪念

1680
01:07:18,550 --> 01:07:21,130
那我什么时候到可宝那个水平

1681
01:07:21,130 --> 01:07:22,480
我在拜年祭

1682
01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:24,250
300天快乐

1683
01:07:24,250 --> 01:07:26,480
你怎么今天今天回来

1684
01:07:26,480 --> 01:07:27,800
正好300天是吧

1685
01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:30,320
300天快乐是没有

1686
01:07:30,320 --> 01:07:33,680
你应该也快1年了吧

1687
01:07:33,680 --> 01:07:35,620
天就正常来说

1688
01:07:35,620 --> 01:07:38,380
不按照哔哩哔哩这个没有什么人情味的

1689
01:07:38,380 --> 01:07:39,860
这个这个算术办法

1690
01:07:40,620 --> 01:07:42,140
你应该也1年了吧

1691
01:07:42,140 --> 01:07:43,520
你没发动态算了

1692
01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:44,740
不发了

1693
01:07:44,770 --> 01:07:46,300
发一个呗

1694
01:07:46,300 --> 01:07:47,500
为啥不发呀

1695
01:07:47,500 --> 01:07:48,580
主播咋了

1696
01:07:48,580 --> 01:07:50,470
主播又算错时间了

1697
01:07:50,470 --> 01:07:54,000
又按照自己这边的时间往往前去推

1698
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:55,710
然后没推明白

1699
01:07:55,710 --> 01:07:58,620
因为因为艾希是一个小时之后过生日

1700
01:07:58,620 --> 01:08:00,200
结果东一进来了

1701
01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:01,760
刚才我卡了一下

1702
01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:02,840
就是我去算了一下

1703
01:08:02,840 --> 01:08:03,740
动一的时间

1704
01:08:03,740 --> 01:08:04,680
我发现不对

1705
01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:06,400
阿强比斗鱼早一天

1706
01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:08,560
周一这个点进来都要过生日

1707
01:08:10,060 --> 01:08:12,340
然后我才发现算得不对劲

1708
01:08:12,340 --> 01:08:14,980
我把这两个人算成了同一天

1709
01:08:14,980 --> 01:08:16,600
差12个小时的那种

1710
01:08:17,680 --> 01:08:22,780
我的爱是否没有要到2月份

1711
01:08:24,280 --> 01:08:26,020
什么要到2月份啊啊对

1712
01:08:26,020 --> 01:08:28,120
2月份我们认识了对吧

1713
01:08:28,120 --> 01:08:31,160
主播能表演一下苏联榜七老头嘛

1714
01:08:31,160 --> 01:08:32,900
这不能叫私人啊

1715
01:08:32,900 --> 01:08:34,400
就怎么说呢

1716
01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:39,780
我跟大家我觉得就是两个字试出来了吧

1717
01:08:39,780 --> 01:08:40,920
就是过生日

1718
01:08:40,920 --> 01:08:43,080
还有那个什么过生日

1719
01:08:43,080 --> 01:08:44,020
还有生病

1720
01:08:44,020 --> 01:08:49,720
或者是特别特别难受的那种状态里是除外的

1721
01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:57,600
哎呀真的是我刚刚炖菜的时候

1722
01:08:57,600 --> 01:09:00,830
我还在看看那个什么呢

1723
01:09:00,830 --> 01:09:02,630
看生日礼物呢

1724
01:09:02,630 --> 01:09:03,740
坏了

1725
01:09:03,740 --> 01:09:07,070
主播没单独准备一个国内钟表的手机吗

1726
01:09:07,070 --> 01:09:07,620
我是这样

1727
01:09:07,620 --> 01:09:09,720
我是拿手机拿了

1728
01:09:09,720 --> 01:09:11,479
拿了五个时钟

1729
01:09:11,479 --> 01:09:12,679
但是那五个时钟

1730
01:09:12,679 --> 01:09:15,079
他只会按照加拿大这个时空的闹铃

1731
01:09:15,079 --> 01:09:16,159
所以就很怪

1732
01:09:16,159 --> 01:09:17,959
你知道吧

1733
01:09:19,460 --> 01:09:21,100
凉了就是凉了

1734
01:09:21,100 --> 01:09:22,299
不过哥们见

1735
01:09:22,299 --> 01:09:23,259
谢谢怎么了

1736
01:09:25,959 --> 01:09:29,190
私联到底是什么样的定义啊

1737
01:09:29,190 --> 01:09:30,630
是我回你私信

1738
01:09:30,630 --> 01:09:32,400
就算咱俩私联吗

1739
01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:35,880
还是我得跟你有一些经济上的来往

1740
01:09:35,880 --> 01:09:40,130
还是我得跟你是一些三次元的事情的讨论

1741
01:09:40,130 --> 01:09:42,470
我主动告诉你的才算连啊

1742
01:09:42,470 --> 01:09:46,820
还是说我得跟你有一些感情的交往才能算连啊

1743
01:09:46,820 --> 01:09:49,380
四连这个定义到底是什么样的

1744
01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:50,940
不太懂

1745
01:09:50,940 --> 01:09:52,200
刚醒人晕乎乎的

1746
01:09:52,200 --> 01:09:53,340
你几点醒的啊

1747
01:09:53,340 --> 01:09:54,660
你怎么跟沈老师一样

1748
01:09:54,660 --> 01:09:56,260
都最近刚醒呀

1749
01:09:57,440 --> 01:10:00,640
羊的美食欲刚刚刷到了美食视频

1750
01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:01,480
又有点馋了

1751
01:10:01,480 --> 01:10:06,040
我真的信什么五个什么五个我不知道呀

1752
01:10:07,320 --> 01:10:11,960
我刚刚炖菜的时候还在看他俩的那个生日礼

1753
01:10:12,890 --> 01:10:14,590
没有被私联过

1754
01:10:16,090 --> 01:10:17,290
私下讲一句话

1755
01:10:17,290 --> 01:10:18,430
就算是失联了

1756
01:10:18,430 --> 01:10:19,240
好严格

1757
01:10:19,355 --> 01:10:22,300
还要这样的话

1758
01:10:25,180 --> 01:10:29,240
应该嗯你开播的时候我睡着了

1759
01:10:29,240 --> 01:10:32,600
就专门挑我直播的时候睡觉是吧

1760
01:10:32,600 --> 01:10:34,580
那为什么为什么为什么又醒啦

1761
01:10:34,580 --> 01:10:35,540
我把你喊醒了

1762
01:10:35,540 --> 01:10:36,620
不会吧

1763
01:10:39,020 --> 01:10:41,200
不会是我把你喊醒了吧

1764
01:10:41,200 --> 01:10:44,460
哎呦我班纳赛

1765
01:10:45,660 --> 01:10:49,280
你说的话能放到直播间动态里说吗

1766
01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:50,270
为什么不能啊

1767
01:10:50,270 --> 01:10:52,620
那我单独去艾特一个人

1768
01:10:52,620 --> 01:10:54,060
祝人家生日快乐

1769
01:10:54,060 --> 01:10:56,460
你就就就开始就开始当杠精了

1770
01:10:56,460 --> 01:10:57,480
马克头

1771
01:10:57,480 --> 01:10:59,250
这有啥不能说的呀

1772
01:10:59,250 --> 01:11:00,000
人不在

1773
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:03,790
然后我单独在直播里面

1774
01:11:03,790 --> 01:11:07,150
在面向几百个人的直播间里面

1775
01:11:07,150 --> 01:11:09,730
然后单独跟一个人一直去说话的话

1776
01:11:09,730 --> 01:11:10,930
你觉得合适吗

1777
01:11:10,930 --> 01:11:12,940
可以说有什么不能说的

1778
01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:16,020
晚上好捏

1779
01:11:16,740 --> 01:11:22,100
那能讲啥就无非就是对不起嘛

1780
01:11:22,100 --> 01:11:23,420
然后祝人家生日快乐

1781
01:11:23,420 --> 01:11:23,780
对不对

1782
01:11:23,780 --> 01:11:26,600
那我在直播间里面道歉什么的

1783
01:11:26,600 --> 01:11:27,560
然后自省什么

1784
01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:28,859
你们要说哎呀

1785
01:11:28,859 --> 01:11:30,449
不要影响直播效果

1786
01:11:30,449 --> 01:11:34,080
不要不要影响直播内容哦

1787
01:11:34,179 --> 01:11:35,799
所以你就别杠了

1788
01:11:35,799 --> 01:11:38,079
没有什么事情能让所有人都满意的

1789
01:11:38,079 --> 01:11:39,549
但是确实哎呦

1790
01:11:39,549 --> 01:11:42,900
我怎么我怎么是个

1791
01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:44,400
我服了

1792
01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:46,469
我真的我是个

1793
01:11:46,469 --> 01:11:48,989
国内11点不就是该睡的时间段吗

1794
01:11:48,989 --> 01:11:50,429
那这点不该醒啊

1795
01:11:50,429 --> 01:11:51,089
你为什么不睡

1796
01:11:51,089 --> 01:11:51,809
到明天早上

1797
01:11:51,809 --> 01:11:54,719
我早上醒的那个op再把你叫醒来

1798
01:11:55,779 --> 01:11:56,759
谢谢莲子

1799
01:11:56,759 --> 01:11:57,119
草莓

1800
01:11:57,119 --> 01:11:58,100
六六牛蛙

1801
01:11:58,100 --> 01:11:59,210
阿里嘎多

1802
01:11:59,210 --> 01:12:01,820
感谢支持

1803
01:12:03,060 --> 01:12:06,920
♪ 天河城对梦渲染了昏黄 ♪

1804
01:12:06,920 --> 01:12:10,030
♪ 别退让你和我共饮 ♪

1805
01:12:10,030 --> 01:12:13,360
♪ 可在这宴上 ♪

1806
01:12:13,589 --> 01:12:15,349
♪ 长安的方向 ♪

1807
01:12:15,349 --> 01:12:18,829
绚丽的空荡不平常

1808
01:12:18,829 --> 01:12:24,050
♪ 那是假装我本就该放浪 ♪

1809
01:12:24,050 --> 01:12:29,529
你叫太大声了不行

1810
01:12:29,529 --> 01:12:31,540
我真的找人提醒我一下

1811
01:12:31,540 --> 01:12:33,280
我这脑子不太好用

1812
01:12:33,280 --> 01:12:36,520
大家已经好多次这样试了

1813
01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:37,280
不好不好

1814
01:12:37,280 --> 01:12:39,080
你改一下

1815
01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:42,219
改一下我的这个那个什么老出问题

1816
01:12:43,279 --> 01:12:45,159
声音传到我的梦里

1817
01:12:45,159 --> 01:12:45,819
对不起嘛

1818
01:12:45,819 --> 01:12:48,190
我现在晚上温柔点小点声

1819
01:12:48,190 --> 01:12:52,560
说话里韬光礼仪都得当

1820
01:12:52,560 --> 01:12:58,080
♪ 姿态和目光惨淡收场 ♪

1821
01:12:58,080 --> 01:13:03,360
♪ 我这一曲穿插在夜宴后半场 ♪

1822
01:13:03,360 --> 01:13:06,720
♪ 你看过我有我的 ♪

1823
01:13:07,860 --> 01:13:11,780
♪ 我不后悔 ♪

1824
01:13:11,780 --> 01:13:16,360
啊啊啊啊

1825
01:13:20,100 --> 01:13:21,780
啊还特意早来了

1826
01:13:21,780 --> 01:13:22,800
一会儿

1827
01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:26,039
在周围一堆都是什么

1828
01:13:27,059 --> 01:13:28,379
大家都都怪了

1829
01:13:28,379 --> 01:13:29,800
你觉得你能坚持

1830
01:13:29,800 --> 01:13:32,980
我觉得最好不要抱有这个期待呀

1831
01:13:34,240 --> 01:13:36,100
这东西就是赌概率

1832
01:13:36,100 --> 01:13:39,700
你也不知道你做的哪件事情会让你改掉

1833
01:13:39,700 --> 01:13:42,719
你也不知道你说哪件事情会不让你改掉

1834
01:13:42,719 --> 01:13:45,920
所以别别别别赌概率好吧

1835
01:13:45,920 --> 01:13:47,630
你是跟柳州睡觉了

1836
01:13:47,630 --> 01:13:48,960
拜拜沈老师

1837
01:13:48,960 --> 01:13:51,030
我就知道你们两个人

1838
01:13:51,030 --> 01:13:55,340
我就知道你们两个人有点问题在身上的

1839
01:13:55,340 --> 01:13:56,180
快去吧

1840
01:13:56,180 --> 01:13:57,380
拜拜晚安晚安

1841
01:13:57,380 --> 01:14:00,059
你可别赌了

1842
01:14:00,059 --> 01:14:02,129
没有什么太大的意义

1843
01:14:02,129 --> 01:14:04,499
赶紧赶紧能买啥就买啥吧

1844
01:14:04,499 --> 01:14:06,780
赶紧做好准备吧好吧

1845
01:14:06,780 --> 01:14:08,040
♪ 故事所采访 ♪

1846
01:14:08,040 --> 01:14:10,590
♪ 你可劝我尽情活个酣畅 ♪

1847
01:14:10,590 --> 01:14:12,980
别在一起打

1848
01:14:12,980 --> 01:14:16,049
♪ 他活着 ♪

1849
01:14:16,049 --> 01:14:20,579
♪ 一只杨桃花玉玉的搭档 ♪

1850
01:14:20,579 --> 01:14:25,870
♪ 姿态和模样惨淡收场 ♪

1851
01:14:25,870 --> 01:14:30,050
♪ 我这一曲穿插的夜宴 ♪

1852
01:14:30,050 --> 01:14:31,250
♪ 后半场 ♪

1853
01:14:31,250 --> 01:14:32,540
你可懂

1854
01:14:32,540 --> 01:14:34,740
♪ 我要卧槽 ♪

1855
01:14:36,660 --> 01:14:37,680
欢迎帅猴子

1856
01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:39,840
下午打电话给家里人

1857
01:14:46,850 --> 01:14:51,010
炎炎人的那个比例有点太高了

1858
01:14:51,010 --> 01:14:52,870
不是自己就是好朋友

1859
01:14:52,870 --> 01:14:55,820
要么就是家人基本没有什么人

1860
01:14:55,820 --> 01:14:58,520
就周围认识的人都都没有

1861
01:14:58,520 --> 01:14:59,910
没有仲裁的

1862
01:14:59,910 --> 01:15:01,830
能不能给你买黄桃罐头

1863
01:15:01,830 --> 01:15:03,480
你不会有那什么了吧

1864
01:15:03,480 --> 01:15:09,019
你你也你也你也也来跟主播捷报频传了是吧

1865
01:15:09,019 --> 01:15:10,699
其他这两天也是天天养

1866
01:15:10,699 --> 01:15:12,850
那大家大家赢了的话

1867
01:15:12,850 --> 01:15:17,380
有就是有学校的价或者有单位的价嘛

1868
01:15:17,380 --> 01:15:18,480
本来说

1869
01:15:26,820 --> 01:15:29,520
烈焰人洋洋

1870
01:15:31,680 --> 01:15:33,720
杨洋人是什么鬼呀

1871
01:15:33,720 --> 01:15:37,530
洋洋人无心甲

1872
01:15:37,530 --> 01:15:39,150
欢迎周一不睡觉啊

1873
01:15:39,150 --> 01:15:39,840
周日啊

1874
01:15:39,840 --> 01:15:41,880
生日快乐嗯

1875
01:15:41,880 --> 01:15:45,600
瑶瑶好像嘴唇的叫证明

1876
01:15:47,780 --> 01:15:48,620
我看有多音

1877
01:15:48,620 --> 01:15:49,400
我就反应过来

1878
01:15:49,400 --> 01:15:50,120
我应该给唱

1879
01:15:50,120 --> 01:15:51,020
是快乐歌

1880
01:15:51,020 --> 01:15:55,580
但是为什么刚才就没有想到今天是as long as

1881
01:15:55,580 --> 01:15:58,100
♪ i can feel you love me ♪

1882
01:15:58,100 --> 01:16:00,200
现在好像可以套盾三天

1883
01:16:00,200 --> 01:16:00,980
你不会学

1884
01:16:00,980 --> 01:16:04,380
人家把那个温度计泡到热水里面

1885
01:16:04,380 --> 01:16:07,380
你把温度浸泡到热水里面

1886
01:16:07,380 --> 01:16:10,000
然后看它温度嗖嗖往上涨是吧

1887
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:12,040
聊了就结草衔环

1888
01:16:12,040 --> 01:16:12,640
无以为

1889
01:16:14,920 --> 01:16:16,670
你现在五内俱焚

1890
01:16:16,670 --> 01:16:17,730
那怎么办啊

1891
01:16:17,730 --> 01:16:18,750
吃点药吧

1892
01:16:18,750 --> 01:16:19,530
吃点药吧

1893
01:16:19,530 --> 01:16:23,100
哎呦大家都都

1894
01:16:24,900 --> 01:16:27,639
我记得当时打那个什么世界赛的时候

1895
01:16:29,559 --> 01:16:31,359
是rng还是哪个队伍啊

1896
01:16:31,359 --> 01:16:32,199
顶着羊打

1897
01:16:32,199 --> 01:16:34,179
但是当时不知道是啥感觉

1898
01:16:34,179 --> 01:16:36,230
现在现在一次都知道

1899
01:16:36,230 --> 01:16:38,690
好办法

1900
01:16:38,690 --> 01:16:39,470
你试试

1901
01:16:39,470 --> 01:16:41,630
但是你万一之后真的那啥了

1902
01:16:41,630 --> 01:16:42,600
怎么办呢

1903
01:16:42,600 --> 01:16:45,420
你第一次你你拿温度计去了

1904
01:16:45,420 --> 01:16:50,820
然后那个第二次怎么办呢

1905
01:16:51,140 --> 01:16:52,820
生病是不补的

1906
01:16:52,820 --> 01:16:54,360
不补课吗

1907
01:16:54,360 --> 01:16:56,880
给考试院报的是阴性阳了

1908
01:16:56,880 --> 01:16:58,800
你也不知道你该分到哪个考场

1909
01:16:58,800 --> 01:17:00,840
这玩意还分阴阳考场啊

1910
01:17:07,900 --> 01:17:09,520
确实很多

1911
01:17:09,540 --> 01:17:12,060
别编了

1912
01:17:12,060 --> 01:17:13,500
编了之后对吧

1913
01:17:13,500 --> 01:17:15,000
这个假期是有限的

1914
01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:16,740
就不能刚刚演完

1915
01:17:16,740 --> 01:17:17,400
然后又摇

1916
01:17:17,400 --> 01:17:18,600
然后接着再演完

1917
01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:20,580
你现在现在是编出来了

1918
01:17:20,580 --> 01:17:23,450
那你以后想那个真的生病了的时候

1919
01:17:23,525 --> 01:17:25,430
你没理由给嫁了

1920
01:17:25,430 --> 01:17:27,350
怎么办呢

1921
01:17:28,440 --> 01:17:30,320
基本都是平时成绩

1922
01:17:30,320 --> 01:17:31,400
我们这边的话

1923
01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:33,080
如果你提个病条

1924
01:17:33,080 --> 01:17:35,460
就会补考补考

1925
01:17:35,460 --> 01:17:37,200
然后不能补的话

1926
01:17:37,200 --> 01:17:38,940
不会改其他形式

1927
01:17:38,940 --> 01:17:41,370
因为说对其他学生不公平

1928
01:17:41,370 --> 01:17:43,500
也不会把那个考试的形式

1929
01:17:43,500 --> 01:17:46,520
让你变成带回家的那种城市啊

1930
01:17:46,520 --> 01:17:50,240
而是会改成下学期再开同一门课的时候

1931
01:17:50,240 --> 01:17:52,220
你跟着考嗯

1932
01:17:52,220 --> 01:17:53,920
基本都是这样的

1933
01:17:56,960 --> 01:17:58,420
平时成绩的话

1934
01:17:58,420 --> 01:17:59,920
你们是怎么算分啊

1935
01:17:59,920 --> 01:18:01,360
就是平时80分

1936
01:18:01,360 --> 01:18:02,200
期末90分

1937
01:18:02,200 --> 01:18:04,930
平均一下给85分

1938
01:18:04,930 --> 01:18:08,580
还是说平时40分

1939
01:18:08,580 --> 01:18:11,160
期末30分加起来一下等了70分

1940
01:18:11,160 --> 01:18:12,540
这样的一种办法呀

1941
01:18:12,540 --> 01:18:13,780
是什么样的呀

1942
01:18:14,600 --> 01:18:17,080
感觉就回去考试大概就有了

1943
01:18:17,080 --> 01:18:18,760
没关系没关系

1944
01:18:18,760 --> 01:18:19,900
不要太紧张

1945
01:18:19,900 --> 01:18:21,520
不要太紧张了

1946
01:18:22,520 --> 01:18:24,520
编舞应该强制或者变大

1947
01:18:24,520 --> 01:18:26,680
单位补个报告就变假单吧

1948
01:18:26,680 --> 01:18:29,620
变化单补考一是最通用的吧

1949
01:18:29,620 --> 01:18:32,410
看学科自由选课

1950
01:18:32,410 --> 01:18:33,730
海狸宝

1951
01:18:33,730 --> 01:18:35,050
我超可可

1952
01:18:35,050 --> 01:18:36,120
运气多

1953
01:18:38,040 --> 01:18:39,350
你被咳嗽

1954
01:18:39,350 --> 01:18:41,690
你们可宝上魅惑了是吧

1955
01:18:41,690 --> 01:18:43,850
晚上好

1956
01:18:43,850 --> 01:18:44,150
你

1957
01:18:47,750 --> 01:18:50,620
选修的话有一些没有那么严格呀

1958
01:18:50,620 --> 01:18:51,160
但是

1959
01:18:54,460 --> 01:18:58,540
基本上我们这边如果他结算是考试形式的那种

1960
01:18:58,540 --> 01:19:01,000
那种那种科目的话

1961
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:02,140
他就不会让你

1962
01:19:02,140 --> 01:19:06,800
就不会给你有那个换成写报告的那种

1963
01:19:09,320 --> 01:19:11,720
30平时分70考试分

1964
01:19:11,720 --> 01:19:14,100
但你们考试只算期末了嘛

1965
01:19:14,100 --> 01:19:15,900
我们这样的就出勤

1966
01:19:15,900 --> 01:19:17,700
可能占个10%左右吧

1967
01:19:17,700 --> 01:19:20,820
而且你还要在课堂上举手回答问题啊

1968
01:19:20,820 --> 01:19:22,850
参与小组讨论啊之类的

1969
01:19:22,850 --> 01:19:26,030
谢谢李宝的十个牛蛙捏阿里嘎的主播

1970
01:19:26,030 --> 01:19:27,800
你也被可宝魅惑了

1971
01:19:27,800 --> 01:19:30,559
明天我就去找可宝学习哈哈

1972
01:19:30,559 --> 01:19:34,620
明天我就去找他学该怎么魅惑主播

1973
01:19:34,620 --> 01:19:37,380
主播已经一辈子没有见过新奇多了

1974
01:19:37,380 --> 01:19:39,420
主播明天就去拜师学艺

1975
01:19:39,420 --> 01:19:41,500
然后后天就来试试

1976
01:19:41,610 --> 01:19:43,420
有来不了的人

1977
01:19:43,420 --> 01:19:44,560
就是写报告啊

1978
01:19:44,560 --> 01:19:45,670
中期40

1979
01:19:45,670 --> 01:19:47,040
中期47

1980
01:19:47,040 --> 01:19:47,820
期末40

1981
01:19:47,820 --> 01:19:48,960
然后平时20嘛

1982
01:19:48,960 --> 01:19:50,280
那感觉还挺好的

1983
01:19:50,280 --> 01:19:55,079
感觉肖宇也有欢迎陈剑出勤作业

1984
01:19:55,079 --> 01:19:56,879
实验报告都是捞人的分

1985
01:19:56,879 --> 01:20:00,119
我们这边老师就基本不会往上捞人

1986
01:20:00,119 --> 01:20:01,650
只会往下压呀

1987
01:20:01,650 --> 01:20:03,990
就比如全班的那个考试

1988
01:20:03,990 --> 01:20:05,730
它出的太简单了

1989
01:20:05,730 --> 01:20:07,710
然后大家都是80分

1990
01:20:07,710 --> 01:20:08,610
90分的

1991
01:20:08,610 --> 01:20:11,760
他就会给你往下平均一下啊

1992
01:20:11,760 --> 01:20:15,390
正常考80多分的人就会考70多分

1993
01:20:15,390 --> 01:20:17,100
正常考90多分的人了

1994
01:20:17,100 --> 01:20:19,060
一下就考80多分了

1995
01:20:19,559 --> 01:20:21,599
他会给你往下降的

1996
01:20:21,599 --> 01:20:23,939
因为他的高到一定的程度的话

1997
01:20:23,939 --> 01:20:28,389
他会受处罚的

1998
01:20:28,389 --> 01:20:29,289
看课呀

1999
01:20:29,289 --> 01:20:30,969
有的只靠最后一次的

2000
01:20:30,969 --> 01:20:33,249
你出题零杠15都可以

2001
01:20:33,249 --> 01:20:34,089
那倒是吧

2002
01:20:34,089 --> 01:20:36,139
有的课他出勤不算分的

2003
01:20:36,139 --> 01:20:37,879
但是你出勤不算分的话

2004
01:20:37,879 --> 01:20:38,719
你不去上课

2005
01:20:38,719 --> 01:20:41,379
你怎么能明白呢

2006
01:20:41,479 --> 01:20:42,459
你不是上课

2007
01:20:42,459 --> 01:20:44,109
你怎么会知道呢

2008
01:20:44,109 --> 01:20:46,820
也有40中期报告

2009
01:20:46,820 --> 01:20:49,110
60期末之类的

2010
01:20:51,730 --> 01:20:53,130
不捞就不捞

2011
01:20:53,130 --> 01:20:55,120
如果要捞的就这么捞

2012
01:20:57,440 --> 01:20:59,540
网课查资料啊

2013
01:21:11,580 --> 01:21:15,120
你们这个这个我一直觉得带回家写报告

2014
01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:17,340
比去学校考试强多了

2015
01:21:17,340 --> 01:21:21,060
谢谢李宝的心中盲盒的紫色圣诞都不说话呀

2016
01:21:21,060 --> 01:21:26,900
这咋不说话里有些懒狗教授不敢提问

2017
01:21:26,900 --> 01:21:27,520
前辈

2018
01:21:27,520 --> 01:21:29,800
有一些就是期末考试啊

2019
01:21:30,820 --> 01:21:32,340
之前是吧

2020
01:21:32,340 --> 01:21:36,840
之前之前之前有我的同学呀

2021
01:21:36,840 --> 01:21:41,330
然后跟我说搞到了往期的这门课的试题啊

2022
01:21:41,330 --> 01:21:43,250
问我要不要花钱买

2023
01:21:43,250 --> 01:21:46,310
我说我为什么要花钱买往期的试题啊

2024
01:21:47,990 --> 01:21:51,760
他说呃这个老师是懒狗

2025
01:21:51,760 --> 01:21:54,820
然后以前的期末考试基本上换个数

2026
01:21:54,820 --> 01:21:57,370
就会就会就会就会用到这一次

2027
01:21:57,370 --> 01:21:58,630
所以他从来不在学校

2028
01:21:58,630 --> 01:22:01,300
官方渠道发那个往期的视频

2029
01:22:01,300 --> 01:22:02,980
我害怕被他举办

2030
01:22:02,980 --> 01:22:03,520
你知道吗

2031
01:22:03,520 --> 01:22:04,750
我害怕被他举办

2032
01:22:07,520 --> 01:22:08,900
然后最后考完之后

2033
01:22:08,900 --> 01:22:09,620
我问他

2034
01:22:09,620 --> 01:22:12,640
我说我说我说一样吗

2035
01:22:12,640 --> 01:22:14,900
他说今年的教授更懒了

2036
01:22:14,900 --> 01:22:16,970
因为网考他连数都没换

2037
01:22:16,970 --> 01:22:18,740
他好像玩不明白程序

2038
01:22:18,740 --> 01:22:21,580
他就直接把去年的卷子倒进全世界

2039
01:22:21,580 --> 01:22:23,290
♪ 却断了点 ♪

2040
01:22:23,290 --> 01:22:25,390
♪ 离开你的季节 ♪

2041
01:22:25,390 --> 01:22:27,680
你们会采年货吗

2042
01:22:28,140 --> 01:22:32,090
不会不会在圣诞节的话

2043
01:22:32,090 --> 01:22:33,170
应该会买东西吧

2044
01:22:33,170 --> 01:22:34,430
我不知道什么时候啊

2045
01:22:34,430 --> 01:22:35,570
今天去下楼的时候

2046
01:22:35,570 --> 01:22:38,690
看到客厅角落放了一颗银色的圣诞树

2047
01:22:38,690 --> 01:22:40,130
我盯着他看了半天

2048
01:22:40,130 --> 01:22:41,090
不知道是谁买回来

2049
01:22:41,090 --> 01:22:42,050
还挺有情趣的

2050
01:22:43,070 --> 01:22:45,000
还挺有情趣的人

2051
01:22:45,340 --> 01:22:48,640
年货没有什么好买的

2052
01:22:48,640 --> 01:22:50,260
♪ 也许是想和你 ♪

2053
01:22:50,260 --> 01:22:53,800
毕竟这边又不过中国的新年之类的

2054
01:22:53,800 --> 01:22:57,610
也不知道什么地方能买到春联啊之类的

2055
01:22:57,610 --> 01:22:59,980
好像也没有什么人有这个习惯吧

2056
01:22:59,980 --> 01:23:02,490
但是现在出门去小区里面看的话

2057
01:23:02,490 --> 01:23:03,270
可以看到

2058
01:23:03,270 --> 01:23:06,750
大部分的院子都会有一些圣诞的装饰啊

2059
01:23:06,750 --> 01:23:09,160
包括什么塑胶的小雪人呐

2060
01:23:09,160 --> 01:23:11,020
特别高的圣诞树啊

2061
01:23:11,020 --> 01:23:13,360
各种彩灯彩带之类的

2062
01:23:13,360 --> 01:23:14,050
呃

2063
01:23:14,050 --> 01:23:18,160
但是我因为一般房子都会包含一些门牌号

2064
01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:19,480
之类的地址信息嘛

2065
01:23:19,480 --> 01:23:22,660
我就不敢我不敢拍给你们啊

2066
01:23:22,660 --> 01:23:24,340
对我不敢拍给你们

2067
01:23:24,340 --> 01:23:28,600
卧槽又又天天被搏杀

2068
01:23:28,600 --> 01:23:32,320
哎呦完了你们更搞笑

2069
01:23:32,320 --> 01:23:34,820
一本统计同事去考试修三对对

2070
01:23:34,820 --> 01:23:36,680
就这种事件轮换的感觉

2071
01:23:36,680 --> 01:23:39,320
谢谢阿里的红字伞对主播的支持

2072
01:23:39,320 --> 01:23:40,420
谢谢李宝

2073
01:23:40,420 --> 01:23:41,910
什么q区呀

2074
01:23:42,045 --> 01:23:45,300
突然就变空荡荡的城市猫

2075
01:23:45,300 --> 01:23:47,250
虽然我不是一个现充啊

2076
01:23:47,250 --> 01:23:50,820
但是我还是挺希望看到周围的环信

2077
01:23:50,820 --> 01:23:54,060
比较比较繁华

2078
01:23:54,060 --> 01:23:58,320
比较热闹的主播以后买那个小房子

2079
01:23:58,320 --> 01:23:59,940
如果说自己一个人住的话

2080
01:23:59,940 --> 01:24:01,760
买那种比较小的小房子

2081
01:24:01,760 --> 01:24:07,640
我对于房子的设想就是在比较繁华的购物区

2082
01:24:07,640 --> 01:24:08,690
商区附近

2083
01:24:08,690 --> 01:24:10,260
最好是下面

2084
01:24:10,260 --> 01:24:12,420
然后左边就是超市啊

2085
01:24:12,420 --> 01:24:15,620
然后什么右边就是什么商场之类的

2086
01:24:15,620 --> 01:24:18,440
然后这个道路呢比较车水马龙

2087
01:24:18,440 --> 01:24:20,760
但是不要有太多的噪音吧

2088
01:24:20,760 --> 01:24:22,740
楼下就是地铁站

2089
01:24:22,740 --> 01:24:24,480
还有24小时便利店

2090
01:24:24,480 --> 01:24:26,100
就希望住在这样的地方

2091
01:24:26,100 --> 01:24:29,770
这样每年什么圣诞的时候就可以看商场的热闹

2092
01:24:29,770 --> 01:24:32,340
情人节的时候看楼下卖花的热闹

2093
01:24:32,340 --> 01:24:35,939
春节的时候看楼下那个张灯结彩的那个超市

2094
01:24:35,939 --> 01:24:39,340
大特价酬宾的那个哈哈哈

2095
01:24:41,620 --> 01:24:41,980
你知道吗

2096
01:24:41,980 --> 01:24:44,780
我真的很喜欢下楼就是购物街的感觉啊

2097
01:24:44,780 --> 01:24:46,220
最好再高一点吧

2098
01:24:46,220 --> 01:24:49,099
但是这种房子一般都是公寓呀

2099
01:24:49,099 --> 01:24:50,569
民宿啊之类的

2100
01:24:50,569 --> 01:24:53,900
所以等电梯就特别特别特别的慢

2101
01:24:53,900 --> 01:24:55,700
最好就是一一户一梯啊

2102
01:24:55,700 --> 01:24:56,660
还是一梯一户

2103
01:24:56,660 --> 01:24:57,080
怎么说

2104
01:24:57,080 --> 01:24:59,219
这话最好是一梯一户的

2105
01:24:59,219 --> 01:25:01,019
然后下楼就能看到

2106
01:25:02,999 --> 01:25:05,240
听着像住在山坡不行不行

2107
01:25:05,240 --> 01:25:06,440
起码得20楼

2108
01:25:06,440 --> 01:25:07,220
二楼不行啊

2109
01:25:07,220 --> 01:25:08,680
二楼不可以走

2110
01:25:08,680 --> 01:25:12,190
你是否在查询南京南站不太清楚

2111
01:25:12,190 --> 01:25:14,720
最好离那个交通啊

2112
01:25:14,720 --> 01:25:15,620
什么都方便

2113
01:25:15,620 --> 01:25:17,870
就是希望生活都方便吧

2114
01:25:17,870 --> 01:25:21,200
都很想念唐人街

2115
01:25:21,200 --> 01:25:24,200
应该会有

2116
01:25:24,740 --> 01:25:26,470
应该会有吧

2117
01:25:26,470 --> 01:25:29,380
但我过年不是说要跟大家一起播吗

2118
01:25:29,380 --> 01:25:31,120
就不能去唐人街了

2119
01:25:32,339 --> 01:25:34,399
热闹都是别人的猫猫

2120
01:25:34,399 --> 01:25:36,019
什么都没有嗯

2121
01:25:36,019 --> 01:25:37,519
我没有也没关系嘛

2122
01:25:37,519 --> 01:25:39,120
没有也没关系的

2123
01:25:41,980 --> 01:25:47,250
♪ 开开门 ♪

2124
01:25:48,370 --> 01:25:50,910
建议去新街口买一栋

2125
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欢迎群星本市

2126
01:25:54,480 --> 01:25:55,680
欢迎回来

2127
01:25:55,680 --> 01:25:57,600
楼下给你个健身房

2128
01:25:57,600 --> 01:25:59,400
还有什么还带个温泉

2129
01:26:00,340 --> 01:26:03,150
怎么有人叫一生挚爱东雪莲啊

2130
01:26:03,150 --> 01:26:06,360
谢谢一生挚爱东雪莲的打call和这个好人

2131
01:26:06,360 --> 01:26:09,060
谢谢谢谢你

2132
01:26:09,180 --> 01:26:10,820
不要健身房了

2133
01:26:10,820 --> 01:26:12,350
健身房不用主播

2134
01:26:12,350 --> 01:26:15,929
主播不是特别对这种事不是特别有爱好呀

2135
01:26:15,929 --> 01:26:17,969
最多在家买个跑步机就得了

2136
01:26:19,349 --> 01:26:23,720
温泉的话最好自己家里带浴缸就好了

2137
01:26:23,720 --> 01:26:29,060
感觉出门泡温泉还是太忘记了

2138
01:26:29,060 --> 01:26:33,139
我有点接受不了那种公共露天的那种温泉

2139
01:26:33,139 --> 01:26:33,739
你知道吧

2140
01:26:33,739 --> 01:26:36,259
然后然后你你往那个里面一钻

2141
01:26:36,259 --> 01:26:39,239
唉呀有点想象不了

2142
01:26:39,239 --> 01:26:40,540
我受不了

2143
01:26:41,900 --> 01:26:44,320
而你今天是要通宵看球吗

2144
01:26:45,520 --> 01:26:47,440
跑步机你也能用几回

2145
01:26:47,440 --> 01:26:49,299
有一些东西就是你买回来

2146
01:26:49,299 --> 01:26:51,639
他就融入了家里

2147
01:26:51,639 --> 01:26:56,340
比如说我房间里面的蛋黄派跟奥利奥是那种

2148
01:26:56,340 --> 01:26:58,900
我饿死了也绝对不会吃一口的

2149
01:26:59,780 --> 01:27:03,160
比如说就是我家地下室的跑步机和瑜伽

2150
01:27:03,160 --> 01:27:08,169
第二是我来了1年没见人用过三次的啊

2151
01:27:08,169 --> 01:27:13,140
比如说这个主播在国内的时候买的榨汁机

2152
01:27:13,140 --> 01:27:15,060
什么烤肠鸡

2153
01:27:15,060 --> 01:27:17,370
多功能煎烤一体盘

2154
01:27:17,370 --> 01:27:19,950
什么这个又那个人啊

2155
01:27:19,950 --> 01:27:24,020
这都是基本上没有用过的哦

2156
01:27:24,980 --> 01:27:26,380
马上结束了

2157
01:27:26,380 --> 01:27:27,700
不是还有决赛吗

2158
01:27:27,700 --> 01:27:30,360
决赛今天还是明天啊

2159
01:27:30,360 --> 01:27:31,680
现实版喜加一

2160
01:27:31,680 --> 01:27:34,050
但这个喜加一是要钱的呀

2161
01:27:34,050 --> 01:27:36,440
那个喜加一是不要钱的吧

2162
01:27:36,440 --> 01:27:38,030
这个咸鱼是要钱的

2163
01:27:38,030 --> 01:27:39,340
名天啊

2164
01:27:39,340 --> 01:27:42,580
那明天我就不跟我就不跟那什么了吧

2165
01:27:42,580 --> 01:27:44,320
我就不跟他抢时间了

2166
01:27:44,320 --> 01:27:45,800
我要不要跟他抢时间啊

2167
01:27:45,800 --> 01:27:47,120
明天在几点啊

2168
01:27:47,120 --> 01:27:48,140
张大时间几点

2169
01:27:48,140 --> 01:27:49,460
中午时间几点啊

2170
01:27:49,460 --> 01:27:51,320
我不想再算时差了

2171
01:27:51,320 --> 01:27:53,180
留下了深刻的心理阴影了

2172
01:27:53,180 --> 01:27:55,940
♪ 精灵的爱恨 ♪

2173
01:27:57,140 --> 01:28:00,040
有些东西买了就不是为了用的

2174
01:28:00,040 --> 01:28:02,300
就是为了摆着看的

2175
01:28:02,300 --> 01:28:05,540
你购买的不是现在使用这个东西

2176
01:28:05,540 --> 01:28:09,200
天天使用这个东西的一个愿望啊

2177
01:28:09,200 --> 01:28:10,460
而是什么的

2178
01:28:10,460 --> 01:28:14,120
而是幸错付终身幻想

2179
01:28:14,120 --> 01:28:15,710
♪ 岁月无声 ♪

2180
01:28:15,710 --> 01:28:18,900
♪ 百年之后合 ♪

2181
01:28:20,080 --> 01:28:21,600
♪ 我爱你 ♪

2182
01:28:21,600 --> 01:28:25,340
而是可以随时使用这个东西的权利

2183
01:28:25,800 --> 01:28:27,680
对就是这种感觉

2184
01:28:27,680 --> 01:28:31,289
谢谢宇宙怪兽露露子的小花

2185
01:28:31,289 --> 01:28:34,949
谢谢主播的地理好差

2186
01:28:34,949 --> 01:28:36,200
就是很差呀

2187
01:28:36,200 --> 01:28:37,880
好像又没有学相关的东西

2188
01:28:37,880 --> 01:28:40,250
每个人都有一些擅长的东西

2189
01:28:40,250 --> 01:28:41,990
比如我就不擅长地理

2190
01:28:41,990 --> 01:28:45,790
不擅长不擅长那个科学类的

2191
01:28:45,790 --> 01:28:47,230
我到底擅长什么呢

2192
01:28:47,230 --> 01:28:48,900
小编也很费劲哈

2193
01:28:48,900 --> 01:28:50,340
我也不知道我擅长什么

2194
01:28:50,340 --> 01:28:52,500
谢谢李宝的两个四个牛蛙捏

2195
01:28:52,500 --> 01:28:53,160
感谢支持

2196
01:28:53,160 --> 01:28:53,700
晚上好

2197
01:28:53,700 --> 01:28:53,820
新

2198
01:28:53,820 --> 01:28:55,260
天天好嗯

2199
01:28:55,330 --> 01:28:57,300
谢谢柳州的乱斗

2200
01:28:57,300 --> 01:28:59,760
卡涅准备一个中国时间的钟

2201
01:28:59,760 --> 01:29:04,120
就向往有有的委屈死了

2202
01:29:05,140 --> 01:29:06,340
对不起

2203
01:29:07,980 --> 01:29:09,440
叫一叫我嘛

2204
01:29:09,440 --> 01:29:10,870
叫一叫我嘛

2205
01:29:10,870 --> 01:29:13,030
哎呀在换换时间的时候

2206
01:29:13,030 --> 01:29:14,170
叫一叫我吧

2207
01:29:15,430 --> 01:29:18,840
那你擅长啥啊

2208
01:29:19,640 --> 01:29:27,220
像旁人不允许我们的像猫一样擅长打哈欠

2209
01:29:27,220 --> 01:29:28,960
撒娇卖萌

2210
01:29:28,960 --> 01:29:30,500
歪理诡辩

2211
01:29:30,500 --> 01:29:31,460
胡搅蛮缠

2212
01:29:32,520 --> 01:29:33,120
对对对

2213
01:29:33,120 --> 01:29:34,860
就擅长这个主播

2214
01:29:34,860 --> 01:29:37,380
主播就就想知道这些啊

2215
01:29:37,380 --> 01:29:39,000
就想知道这些好吧

2216
01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:40,080
别的不想知道

2217
01:29:40,080 --> 01:29:47,020
就想知道这些却无法习惯被依赖

2218
01:29:48,560 --> 01:29:49,900
擅长滑轨

2219
01:29:49,900 --> 01:29:51,220
擅长道歉

2220
01:29:51,220 --> 01:29:55,280
不是我不想失恋的痛

2221
01:29:55,280 --> 01:29:59,930
♪ 相信爱的征途就是星辰大海 ♪

2222
01:29:59,930 --> 01:30:03,450
什么养大小姐就是没有嗯

2223
01:30:03,450 --> 01:30:06,450
但是我不好意思说自己擅长什么事情

2224
01:30:06,450 --> 01:30:10,460
换冬日我不好意思说自己擅长什么事情

2225
01:30:10,460 --> 01:30:12,860
主播今天能不能赢个一把两把

2226
01:30:12,860 --> 01:30:14,540
好像今天赢不上了

2227
01:30:14,540 --> 01:30:16,340
不打了不打了

2228
01:30:16,340 --> 01:30:17,740
到了这个段位

2229
01:30:17,740 --> 01:30:22,680
基本上胜率就已经记完了

2230
01:30:22,680 --> 01:30:26,460
没赢过的赛季末再说吧

2231
01:30:28,260 --> 01:30:29,500
铜是紫毛

2232
01:30:29,500 --> 01:30:31,390
一有大小姐之分

2233
01:30:34,220 --> 01:30:35,860
也不是大小姐了

2234
01:30:35,860 --> 01:30:38,050
纯纯的打工人擅长

2235
01:30:38,050 --> 01:30:41,440
我现在都不敢说我自己擅长高速神言了

2236
01:30:41,440 --> 01:30:43,980
感觉说的说的说的太慢了

2237
01:30:43,980 --> 01:30:46,200
已经没有之前那么快了

2238
01:30:47,460 --> 01:30:51,720
有一点点有一点点不太会直播了

2239
01:30:51,720 --> 01:30:53,940
就一下子感觉反应不过来

2240
01:30:53,940 --> 01:30:55,980
该怎么播了的那个样子啊

2241
01:30:55,980 --> 01:31:00,460
什么比全公主更流星的天台

2242
01:31:00,560 --> 01:31:06,370
像紫老师一样失去你漫长的等待吧

2243
01:31:06,370 --> 01:31:08,660
也不是不行

2244
01:31:08,660 --> 01:31:10,100
也可以啊也可以呀

2245
01:31:11,840 --> 01:31:12,560
好呀

2246
01:31:12,560 --> 01:31:13,540
谢谢你的舰长

2247
01:31:13,540 --> 01:31:15,220
哎呀我看到了混沌

2248
01:31:15,220 --> 01:31:17,360
两个都谢谢你

2249
01:31:17,360 --> 01:31:23,180
♪ 我猜你一定也会想念我 ♪

2250
01:31:23,820 --> 01:31:27,860
也怕我失落在茫茫人海

2251
01:31:27,860 --> 01:31:30,770
喔喔没关系

2252
01:31:30,770 --> 01:31:34,580
只要你肯回头望

2253
01:31:34,960 --> 01:31:39,840
我发现我一直都在

2254
01:31:41,020 --> 01:31:45,900
我有的时候就没有没有特别强的自信嘛

2255
01:31:45,900 --> 01:31:48,190
然后大家说唱歌不好听

2256
01:31:48,190 --> 01:31:49,360
我就不唱歌了

2257
01:31:49,360 --> 01:31:50,620
然后我跟着哼日语歌

2258
01:31:50,620 --> 01:31:51,820
说我日语不好听

2259
01:31:51,820 --> 01:31:55,880
然后可能我就我就会比较回避日语对吧

2260
01:31:55,880 --> 01:31:59,600
然后以前打游戏说不好看没活

2261
01:31:59,600 --> 01:32:02,840
然后我就回去打游戏一看视频吧

2262
01:32:02,840 --> 01:32:04,550
又有弹幕天天讲我摆烂

2263
01:32:04,550 --> 01:32:07,000
然后我就回避回避回避

2264
01:32:07,000 --> 01:32:09,550
每次都不回去看视频

2265
01:32:09,550 --> 01:32:13,080
最后把直播的你的呼吸

2266
01:32:13,080 --> 01:32:14,970
把直播的这个内容

2267
01:32:14,970 --> 01:32:17,120
然后搞得就比较单一啊

2268
01:32:17,120 --> 01:32:22,120
心我给的我就像那个心术一样

2269
01:32:22,120 --> 01:32:24,430
只要我相信能成的事情

2270
01:32:24,430 --> 01:32:26,740
然后我的能力就会有增强

2271
01:32:26,740 --> 01:32:28,930
但是我一旦不相信了

2272
01:32:28,930 --> 01:32:32,170
就是我我一下子觉得我没有没有那么厉

2273
01:32:32,170 --> 01:32:32,770
害了之后

2274
01:32:32,770 --> 01:32:35,160
我的能力就会越来越倒退

2275
01:32:35,819 --> 01:32:38,599
对就这种感觉真是说啥信啥

2276
01:32:38,599 --> 01:32:40,339
所以这不切割马克抽吗

2277
01:32:40,339 --> 01:32:41,539
赶紧切割马扣扣连

2278
01:32:41,539 --> 01:32:44,800
不然我话都不会说了哈

2279
01:32:44,890 --> 01:32:46,360
星宿对

2280
01:32:46,360 --> 01:32:47,440
就是那种感觉

2281
01:32:47,440 --> 01:32:49,860
你你相信的东西就会成真啊

2282
01:32:49,860 --> 01:32:51,780
但是你不相信的东西就不行

2283
01:32:51,780 --> 01:32:53,580
你越相信自己会杂谈

2284
01:32:53,580 --> 01:32:55,200
你杂谈的水平就越高

2285
01:32:55,200 --> 01:32:57,060
你越相信自己不会杂谈

2286
01:32:57,060 --> 01:32:59,520
那你就可能就束手束脚的

2287
01:32:59,520 --> 01:33:00,360
这也不敢说

2288
01:33:00,360 --> 01:33:03,430
那也不敢说猫猫围巾好看

2289
01:33:03,430 --> 01:33:07,260
新的插图里也有围巾的

2290
01:33:07,260 --> 01:33:10,260
新的那个圣诞插图也没见

2291
01:33:10,260 --> 01:33:12,420
大家

2292
01:33:14,700 --> 01:33:16,760
可以放一个弦上有春秋吗

2293
01:33:16,760 --> 01:33:17,540
你要睡觉了

2294
01:33:26,370 --> 01:33:27,830
主播能不能杀死自己

2295
01:33:27,830 --> 01:33:29,030
学习很好啊

2296
01:33:29,030 --> 01:33:33,220
这个这个东西是有客观标准来评分的啊

2297
01:33:33,220 --> 01:33:35,140
这个是有客观标准的

2298
01:33:35,140 --> 01:33:37,960
这不能靠我自己相信就能做到

2299
01:33:39,580 --> 01:33:42,660
得是那种主观的公说公有理

2300
01:33:42,660 --> 01:33:45,240
婆说婆有理的那种才可以啊

2301
01:33:45,240 --> 01:33:46,080
学习很好

2302
01:33:46,080 --> 01:33:49,240
这种事情不是自己相信就可以的

2303
01:33:49,280 --> 01:33:51,500
不愿意离开主播

2304
01:33:51,500 --> 01:33:53,540
今天多少别问了

2305
01:33:53,540 --> 01:33:57,200
你别问我了

2306
01:33:58,020 --> 01:34:01,100
主播属于是毕业万岁

2307
01:34:01,100 --> 01:34:02,210
毕业万岁

2308
01:34:02,210 --> 01:34:03,740
毕业万岁的就行了

2309
01:34:03,740 --> 01:34:05,930
哈哈我不行了

2310
01:34:05,930 --> 01:34:08,960
哎呦我爱你

2311
01:34:10,220 --> 01:34:13,140
你能不能相信自己的阳光活泼

2312
01:34:15,060 --> 01:34:17,720
主播的阴暗也就是与生俱来的

2313
01:34:17,720 --> 01:34:19,220
你到底没有特别阴暗吗

2314
01:34:19,220 --> 01:34:20,800
其实也没有那么阴暗

2315
01:34:20,800 --> 01:34:22,840
我只是有的时候想事情啊

2316
01:34:22,840 --> 01:34:25,780
网子跟自己相关的事情有点消极啊

2317
01:34:25,780 --> 01:34:26,680
哥们毕业了

2318
01:34:26,680 --> 01:34:28,180
祝你也顺利拿到学位证

2319
01:34:28,180 --> 01:34:28,660
好嘞

2320
01:34:28,660 --> 01:34:30,050
李宝嗯

2321
01:34:30,050 --> 01:34:33,800
♪ 为你弹奏肖邦的曲 ♪

2322
01:34:33,800 --> 01:34:37,250
纪念我死去的哎呀

2323
01:34:37,250 --> 01:34:38,060
都看了

2324
01:34:38,060 --> 01:34:40,070
人家都已经毕业了

2325
01:34:40,070 --> 01:34:40,970
读研吧

2326
01:34:40,970 --> 01:34:42,020
读研吧

2327
01:34:42,020 --> 01:34:47,800
♪ 对你心跳的感应还是如你的情节 ♪

2328
01:34:47,800 --> 01:34:51,580
主播能不能一定相信自己就能速通10万粉

2329
01:34:51,580 --> 01:34:53,080
速通千姐

2330
01:34:53,900 --> 01:34:55,960
那不得切点片看看嘛

2331
01:34:55,960 --> 01:34:58,780
主播今天的大乱斗让我仿佛回到了上半年

2332
01:34:58,780 --> 01:35:00,000
我这一周都这样啊

2333
01:35:00,000 --> 01:35:01,830
这一周基本都打不赢

2334
01:35:01,830 --> 01:35:06,120
好像都没什么打赢的时候啧

2335
01:35:07,580 --> 01:35:08,800
事实证明白

2336
01:35:08,800 --> 01:35:11,560
成死刑犯丢在足球上也不会获得冠军

2337
01:35:11,560 --> 01:35:12,850
怎么看完球回来

2338
01:35:12,850 --> 01:35:15,670
看完球回来有有那个什么的是吧

2339
01:35:15,670 --> 01:35:17,230
有感慨的是吧

2340
01:35:17,810 --> 01:35:19,000
你要肥猫

2341
01:35:19,000 --> 01:35:20,600
你跟肥猫说对吧

2342
01:35:20,600 --> 01:35:22,700
现在就是跟人比跑步

2343
01:35:22,700 --> 01:35:23,300
跑赢了

2344
01:35:23,300 --> 01:35:25,580
马上明天我就能睡觉

2345
01:35:25,580 --> 01:35:29,409
起来就能实现那个10万粉的愿对吧

2346
01:35:29,409 --> 01:35:31,989
我也做不到呀

2347
01:35:32,190 --> 01:35:34,290
这个东西就是客观限制的

2348
01:35:34,290 --> 01:35:35,790
都不会主观管的

2349
01:35:38,070 --> 01:35:41,570
所以可能我需要休息一段时间了

2350
01:35:41,570 --> 01:35:45,830
主播能不能出现在查房切片里查我的房啊

2351
01:35:45,830 --> 01:35:51,480
万一就是别的主播查房都是那种有来有回的

2352
01:35:51,480 --> 01:35:53,190
和蔼可亲的互动啊

2353
01:35:53,190 --> 01:35:57,400
那我的话万一我是人家一进来

2354
01:35:57,400 --> 01:35:59,200
我就直接卧槽大v

2355
01:35:59,200 --> 01:36:02,800
然后啪啪就往地上一跪

2356
01:36:04,520 --> 01:36:07,420
成为了全场胆子最小

2357
01:36:07,420 --> 01:36:10,210
骨气最少的主播啊

2358
01:36:13,550 --> 01:36:15,850
在雷切片里见过一次

2359
01:36:15,850 --> 01:36:17,710
我当时还不知道他是谁

2360
01:36:17,710 --> 01:36:20,540
他就进来进来叫阿姨

2361
01:36:20,540 --> 01:36:23,210
我其实不觉得他那个切片有什么问题啊

2362
01:36:23,210 --> 01:36:24,740
但是他的切片火了之后

2363
01:36:24,740 --> 01:36:26,270
一大堆人模仿

2364
01:36:26,270 --> 01:36:27,660
你知道吧

2365
01:36:27,840 --> 01:36:30,639
一大堆人都在模仿那个切片

2366
01:36:30,639 --> 01:36:32,559
所以就很很不喜欢

2367
01:36:32,559 --> 01:36:39,380
因为不想让他们模仿我的提醒我这是主播

2368
01:36:39,380 --> 01:36:41,480
能喷水友113吗

2369
01:36:41,480 --> 01:36:43,280
但是真的很想一起玩的话

2370
01:36:43,280 --> 01:36:44,080
可以呀

2371
01:36:45,060 --> 01:36:46,340
可以整理

2372
01:36:46,340 --> 01:36:49,280
挑一个大家都在搞大活的日子

2373
01:36:49,280 --> 01:36:51,820
然后我们偷偷地关起门来玩游戏

2374
01:36:52,960 --> 01:36:54,360
不是m d y

2375
01:36:54,360 --> 01:36:55,560
只是不想打职业

2376
01:36:55,560 --> 01:36:57,840
哎呀不是不是不想打职业的

2377
01:36:57,840 --> 01:36:59,220
我觉得我是职业选手

2378
01:36:59,220 --> 01:37:00,740
只是没人要了

2379
01:37:00,800 --> 01:37:02,720
只是没人要啊

2380
01:37:02,720 --> 01:37:03,950
虽然没退役

2381
01:37:03,950 --> 01:37:05,900
但是没人要

2382
01:37:06,640 --> 01:37:08,520
上次优老师查你房

2383
01:37:08,520 --> 01:37:10,380
人家唯一的注意点是天机

2384
01:37:10,380 --> 01:37:12,900
可能因为我就是普通的在直播

2385
01:37:12,900 --> 01:37:14,070
也没有整活

2386
01:37:14,070 --> 01:37:16,199
然后也没有也没有也没有

2387
01:37:16,199 --> 01:37:19,079
也没有玩什么游戏啊之类的

2388
01:37:19,079 --> 01:37:20,890
有没有唱歌

2389
01:37:20,890 --> 01:37:22,870
查房容易出效果的话

2390
01:37:22,870 --> 01:37:25,410
还是还是唱歌之类的吧

2391
01:37:27,690 --> 01:37:30,440
你比较想玩这种击派对

2392
01:37:34,089 --> 01:37:35,189
跟你们玩的话

2393
01:37:35,189 --> 01:37:36,569
你们会欺负我了吧

2394
01:37:37,709 --> 01:37:38,909
一样子照顾好自己

2395
01:37:38,909 --> 01:37:39,749
哥们儿热了

2396
01:37:39,749 --> 01:37:41,720
晚晚我要吃蜜晚

2397
01:37:41,720 --> 01:37:42,740
安妮李宝

2398
01:37:44,060 --> 01:37:45,020
你要结晶

2399
01:37:45,020 --> 01:37:47,240
就周末一场舰长游戏回好吗

2400
01:37:47,240 --> 01:37:48,799
不要指导主播

2401
01:37:48,809 --> 01:37:50,569
不要指导主播

2402
01:37:50,569 --> 01:37:53,800
谢谢晚安

2403
01:37:53,860 --> 01:37:54,400
no

2404
01:37:54,400 --> 01:37:56,110
yes me yes

2405
01:37:56,110 --> 01:37:58,840
查房出效果不是在说怪话吗

2406
01:37:58,840 --> 01:38:02,290
关键你也不知道什么时候人家查房

2407
01:38:02,290 --> 01:38:04,690
你要是提前告知好了

2408
01:38:04,690 --> 01:38:05,950
几点可能要查房

2409
01:38:05,950 --> 01:38:08,040
你记得整点节目效果对吧

2410
01:38:08,040 --> 01:38:09,360
那样的话还好

2411
01:38:09,360 --> 01:38:11,130
你要说忽然一下子查房

2412
01:38:11,130 --> 01:38:13,500
那哪能无时无刻说怪话呀

2413
01:38:13,500 --> 01:38:17,600
无时无刻说怪话也太太那个什么了吧

2414
01:38:17,600 --> 01:38:19,730
还是看戏不行不行啊

2415
01:38:19,730 --> 01:38:20,570
不可以

2416
01:38:22,010 --> 01:38:24,090
晚安晚安晚安

2417
01:38:27,610 --> 01:38:32,060
秋天考验同学1年

2418
01:38:34,640 --> 01:38:37,309
♪ 只被长时 ♪

2419
01:38:39,209 --> 01:38:41,749
反正主播说怪话也没有效果

2420
01:38:41,749 --> 01:38:45,460
大家的那个阀值都太高了

2421
01:38:45,460 --> 01:38:47,680
大家的阀值都太高了

2422
01:38:47,680 --> 01:38:48,700
主播说怪话

2423
01:38:48,700 --> 01:38:51,400
要的是那种主播无意之间对吧

2424
01:38:51,400 --> 01:38:54,430
说了一点点引人遐想的话

2425
01:38:54,430 --> 01:38:57,560
然后大家弹幕一块疯狂的扣问号

2426
01:38:57,560 --> 01:38:59,000
这样才有观赏价值

2427
01:38:59,000 --> 01:39:00,710
就不管我说什么感觉

2428
01:39:00,710 --> 01:39:02,300
因为人都没什么反应

2429
01:39:02,300 --> 01:39:03,110
你知道吧

2430
01:39:03,110 --> 01:39:05,360
大家已经已经被主播

2431
01:39:05,360 --> 01:39:07,190
已经被主播锻炼出来了

2432
01:39:07,190 --> 01:39:08,690
已经被主播训练出来了

2433
01:39:08,690 --> 01:39:10,120
我知道是阈值

2434
01:39:10,120 --> 01:39:11,620
这不骗点弹幕吗

2435
01:39:11,620 --> 01:39:13,300
这没有没有弹幕给我染

2436
01:39:13,300 --> 01:39:15,320
我知道你遇哎呦

2437
01:39:18,119 --> 01:39:20,479
燕燕山和太空狼人杀

2438
01:39:20,479 --> 01:39:23,080
好像都是一个类型的游戏吧

2439
01:39:23,080 --> 01:39:26,500
这也算指导主播没有干的事情

2440
01:39:26,500 --> 01:39:28,600
然后你非要让主播干

2441
01:39:28,600 --> 01:39:29,670
这不是吗

2442
01:39:32,110 --> 01:39:35,460
开什么

2443
01:39:35,460 --> 01:39:38,040
我知道我知道念月

2444
01:39:38,040 --> 01:39:41,700
我知道念月早都知道了

2445
01:39:41,700 --> 01:39:43,800
就像那个造纸一样

2446
01:39:44,160 --> 01:39:45,770
就这么读吗

2447
01:39:45,770 --> 01:39:47,360
烟烟人的阈值高

2448
01:39:47,360 --> 01:39:49,340
但是主播的文化造纸低

2449
01:39:49,340 --> 01:39:50,120
是这样的

2450
01:39:50,120 --> 01:39:51,620
让全包什么骗弹幕了

2451
01:39:51,620 --> 01:39:53,100
再不骗点

2452
01:39:53,659 --> 01:39:54,759
骗完骗完

2453
01:39:54,759 --> 01:39:56,499
骗完犊子骗礼物

2454
01:39:56,499 --> 01:39:58,089
骗完礼物骗弹幕

2455
01:39:58,089 --> 01:39:59,799
再再不骗赞

2456
01:39:59,799 --> 01:40:00,759
不骗弹幕

2457
01:40:00,759 --> 01:40:02,840
明天毕业了怎么办啊

2458
01:40:02,840 --> 01:40:04,220
那不怪了吗

2459
01:40:05,540 --> 01:40:06,440
打完游戏了

2460
01:40:06,440 --> 01:40:07,400
至少有什么内容吗

2461
01:40:07,400 --> 01:40:08,480
没有念存钱

2462
01:40:08,480 --> 01:40:10,909
聊了屏也不敢评

2463
01:40:10,909 --> 01:40:11,899
脑子昏昏的

2464
01:40:11,899 --> 01:40:13,039
打两点下播啊

2465
01:40:13,039 --> 01:40:16,279
剩下的那个舰长加班时间算到早场好吧

2466
01:40:17,539 --> 01:40:20,460
我看一下欠了一个小时

2467
01:40:20,460 --> 01:40:22,650
整想骗骗我的人

2468
01:40:22,650 --> 01:40:24,660
而不是骗骗我的名对吧

2469
01:40:24,660 --> 01:40:25,860
把你的人得到

2470
01:40:25,860 --> 01:40:26,760
得到你的人

2471
01:40:26,760 --> 01:40:29,130
那你的米不是手到擒来的事情吗

2472
01:40:30,110 --> 01:40:31,940
对骗到你的人

2473
01:40:31,940 --> 01:40:36,629
我直接拿那个尾巴怼在你的脖子上

2474
01:40:38,129 --> 01:40:39,119
威胁你

2475
01:40:39,119 --> 01:40:41,369
让你把你的银行卡密码交出来

2476
01:40:42,940 --> 01:40:45,120
这不是很好的事情吗

2477
01:40:46,480 --> 01:40:49,800
上次的加拿大和加拿大欺骗是骗出来的

2478
01:40:49,800 --> 01:40:50,880
大家都被骗了

2479
01:40:50,880 --> 01:40:52,020
对都被骗了

2480
01:40:52,020 --> 01:40:56,020
但是好像好像好像大家不是很不是

2481
01:40:56,020 --> 01:40:57,400
不是很那个什么呀

2482
01:40:57,400 --> 01:40:59,020
不是不是特别有那什么

2483
01:40:59,020 --> 01:41:01,120
你可以看以前的录播呀

2484
01:41:01,120 --> 01:41:03,430
不是说今天这一场没内容

2485
01:41:03,430 --> 01:41:05,180
以后就没什么能做的人

2486
01:41:13,360 --> 01:41:15,660
等我等我弄个棍子出来吧

2487
01:41:15,660 --> 01:41:17,640
都弄棍子出来吧

2488
01:41:19,440 --> 01:41:21,060
我以前有一个皮套

2489
01:41:21,060 --> 01:41:22,000
有棍子

2490
01:41:22,000 --> 01:41:22,960
有棍子

2491
01:41:25,300 --> 01:41:28,440
然后可以端端的打人

2492
01:41:30,660 --> 01:41:31,560
五榜不利

2493
01:41:31,560 --> 01:41:32,220
我跟你们说

2494
01:41:32,220 --> 01:41:33,300
真的五把不利

2495
01:41:33,300 --> 01:41:34,549
那个棍子一戳

2496
01:41:34,549 --> 01:41:36,529
大家都要给我爆金币的

2497
01:41:36,529 --> 01:41:38,869
因为实在是太神奇了

2498
01:41:38,869 --> 01:41:40,920
所以我把它封印起来

2499
01:41:43,000 --> 01:41:44,790
其实就是我忘记了

2500
01:41:44,790 --> 01:41:47,490
我忘记了他在哪个屏上面装着呀

2501
01:41:47,490 --> 01:41:51,200
对敲一下就会大爆爆大米的电棍嗯

2502
01:41:51,215 --> 01:41:54,860
可能会在新品里面还会再画一个出来

2503
01:41:56,000 --> 01:41:56,600
又来黑

2504
01:41:56,600 --> 01:41:57,410
听了好嘞

2505
01:41:57,410 --> 01:41:58,600
没问题

2506
01:42:03,440 --> 01:42:05,570
棍子没有锤子也没有

2507
01:42:05,570 --> 01:42:07,680
下次换刀再换铲子

2508
01:42:07,680 --> 01:42:11,130
我们武器岂是如此不便之物

2509
01:42:11,130 --> 01:42:13,290
我们的武器池如此不变之物

2510
01:42:13,290 --> 01:42:13,590
人

2511
01:42:17,790 --> 01:42:19,020
我是米尔的狗

2512
01:42:19,020 --> 01:42:20,380
实锤了

2513
01:42:22,920 --> 01:42:24,140
也可以是

2514
01:42:24,140 --> 01:42:25,040
但没必要

2515
01:42:25,040 --> 01:42:26,910
不是不是不是这样

2516
01:42:28,150 --> 01:42:30,150
观众的主播不是鸭鸭杀

2517
01:42:30,150 --> 01:42:30,990
就是狼人杀

2518
01:42:30,990 --> 01:42:32,130
看都不想看看

2519
01:42:32,130 --> 01:42:36,040
所以主播不能太太太听大家的话

2520
01:42:36,040 --> 01:42:36,940
大家叫我干嘛

2521
01:42:36,940 --> 01:42:37,660
我就干嘛

2522
01:42:37,660 --> 01:42:40,240
最后只会只会走向一个道路

2523
01:42:40,240 --> 01:42:44,200
就是一个人表达了意见

2524
01:42:44,200 --> 01:42:45,880
然后我听他的

2525
01:42:45,880 --> 01:42:48,700
就只有这一个人想看这部分内容

2526
01:42:48,700 --> 01:42:51,700
然后剩下的人吧他都不希望改

2527
01:42:51,700 --> 01:42:56,920
就只会这样子的一个182015年

2528
01:42:56,920 --> 01:42:59,830
♪ 请问我哪一 ♪

2529
01:42:59,830 --> 01:43:04,360
所以现在需要再找一找自己的感觉了

2530
01:43:05,420 --> 01:43:06,760
大家的建议

2531
01:43:06,760 --> 01:43:10,180
除非是我之前就打算要去做的

2532
01:43:10,180 --> 01:43:12,980
要不然的话可能暂时都不会去执行

2533
01:43:12,980 --> 01:43:16,940
有一些有一部分就除了我答应之后的观众

2534
01:43:16,940 --> 01:43:18,260
不知道没意见

2535
01:43:18,260 --> 01:43:19,530
主播也改了

2536
01:43:19,745 --> 01:43:22,470
让我来复健一下吧

2537
01:43:22,470 --> 01:43:23,370
欢迎大头

2538
01:43:23,370 --> 01:43:24,420
晚上好

2539
01:43:24,445 --> 01:43:25,860
复建一下

2540
01:43:25,860 --> 01:43:26,910
复建一下

2541
01:43:26,910 --> 01:43:28,920
真快不会播了

2542
01:43:28,920 --> 01:43:31,380
我好像那个蓄电吃一下

2543
01:43:33,540 --> 01:43:35,430
别人都是越播越会播

2544
01:43:35,430 --> 01:43:38,100
我是沉默很长很长时间

2545
01:43:38,100 --> 01:43:39,610
然后续了一块绿

2546
01:43:40,670 --> 01:43:42,250
蓄完了这个力之后

2547
01:43:43,390 --> 01:43:46,450
一次把它释放出来之后之后

2548
01:43:46,450 --> 01:43:49,520
身上就没有什么没有什么力量在的

2549
01:43:49,520 --> 01:43:50,480
就这种感觉

2550
01:43:52,220 --> 01:43:53,120
谢谢群星

2551
01:43:53,120 --> 01:43:54,860
本市的40个打call日

2552
01:43:54,860 --> 01:43:56,660
获得你的感受

2553
01:43:56,660 --> 01:44:01,040
谢嗯谢谢支持

2554
01:44:02,350 --> 01:44:06,040
老实说这两个游戏的节目效果纯属随缘

2555
01:44:06,040 --> 01:44:07,000
是这样的

2556
01:44:07,000 --> 01:44:09,040
人都没意思

2557
01:44:09,040 --> 01:44:10,480
都挺不好玩的

2558
01:44:10,480 --> 01:44:12,160
别人都是单走一个六人

2559
01:44:12,160 --> 01:44:13,780
单凭一张嘴

2560
01:44:14,840 --> 01:44:19,180
今天带的主播可以卖出去高客单价的东西了

2561
01:44:19,180 --> 01:44:21,220
可能可以过个好周末了

2562
01:44:21,220 --> 01:44:25,720
你会有抽成吗啊转行那个卖压缩毛巾的话

2563
01:44:25,720 --> 01:44:27,100
你会有抽成吗

2564
01:44:27,100 --> 01:44:29,400
你带着主播卖出去很厉害的东西

2565
01:44:29,400 --> 01:44:33,780
那你呢他他他到手他抽多少

2566
01:44:33,780 --> 01:44:35,360
那你抽多少呀

2567
01:44:38,380 --> 01:44:38,680
我

2568
01:44:42,040 --> 01:44:43,120
想做你的歌

2569
01:44:43,120 --> 01:44:46,090
切我的那个什么女人爱潇洒

2570
01:44:46,090 --> 01:44:47,140
男人爱漂亮

2571
01:44:47,140 --> 01:44:49,030
还没有学会呢

2572
01:44:49,030 --> 01:44:51,160
来来来唱一下这个吧

2573
01:44:51,160 --> 01:44:52,580
唱一下这个吧

2574
01:44:54,500 --> 01:44:59,110
上次的那个奇幻之城指定的雪哥

2575
01:44:59,110 --> 01:45:00,280
我还没学会呢

2576
01:45:03,119 --> 01:45:05,060
谢谢奈落的肉捏

2577
01:45:18,140 --> 01:45:19,660
女人啊算了

2578
01:45:19,660 --> 01:45:20,920
有点轻松了

2579
01:45:20,920 --> 01:45:25,810
♪ 男人爱漂亮不是皮肤 ♪

2580
01:45:25,810 --> 01:45:27,920
全地球迷上你

2581
01:45:29,720 --> 01:45:32,160
♪ 我说你潇洒 ♪

2582
01:45:32,260 --> 01:45:35,230
你说我漂亮

2583
01:45:35,230 --> 01:45:39,160
♪ 谈恋爱说情话的甜蜜 ♪

2584
01:45:41,200 --> 01:45:46,760
现代人跳前后爱情更能抓得牢

2585
01:45:46,760 --> 01:45:52,130
♪ 谈到终身大事就有烦恼 ♪

2586
01:45:52,410 --> 01:45:55,250
有爱情还要面包

2587
01:45:55,250 --> 01:45:58,130
有房子还要珠宝

2588
01:45:58,130 --> 01:45:59,850
小撒票

2589
01:45:59,850 --> 01:46:00,960
♪ 老样子 ♪

2590
01:46:00,960 --> 01:46:02,250
68 八

2591
01:46:03,750 --> 01:46:06,040
我超工资真高啊

2592
01:46:06,080 --> 01:46:09,020
能不能介绍一下这种这种好工作

2593
01:46:09,020 --> 01:46:10,100
可不可以介绍给我

2594
01:46:10,100 --> 01:46:14,240
我我也想10万营业额的4%

2595
01:46:14,240 --> 01:46:19,040
4%的话不就是4000

2596
01:46:19,040 --> 01:46:21,659
50万的话是多少

2597
01:46:21,659 --> 01:46:24,359
50万的话是2%

2598
01:46:24,359 --> 01:46:25,799
是1万吧

2599
01:46:25,799 --> 01:46:27,179
1万的1%诶

2600
01:46:27,179 --> 01:46:28,790
那不是差不多吗

2601
01:46:28,790 --> 01:46:31,670
50万的2%和100万的1%

2602
01:46:31,670 --> 01:46:32,810
不是一样的吗

2603
01:46:34,010 --> 01:46:37,280
糊涂地就迷上你

2604
01:46:38,100 --> 01:46:41,600
我说你现在实习才5k啊

2605
01:46:41,600 --> 01:46:41,960
♪ 说 ♪

2606
01:46:44,420 --> 01:46:45,660
了持股了

2607
01:46:45,660 --> 01:46:47,220
我觉得这挺不错的呀

2608
01:46:47,220 --> 01:46:50,400
但是50万跟100万为什么是一样的呀

2609
01:46:50,400 --> 01:46:51,780
这不是没差别吗

2610
01:46:51,780 --> 01:46:53,980
♪ 知道为什么 ♪

2611
01:46:53,980 --> 01:46:56,680
还是说一般能卖到50万的东西

2612
01:46:56,680 --> 01:46:58,420
就都能卖到100万啊

2613
01:46:58,420 --> 01:47:00,340
是不是还挺难的呀

2614
01:47:00,340 --> 01:47:01,180
抽成这么高

2615
01:47:01,180 --> 01:47:03,850
♪ 有老婆还要风骚 ♪

2616
01:47:03,850 --> 01:47:05,379
♪ 有魅力 ♪

2617
01:47:05,379 --> 01:47:08,949
♪ 还要怕老潇洒漂亮 ♪

2618
01:47:08,949 --> 01:47:10,479
有时不开了

2619
01:47:10,479 --> 01:47:15,320
♪ 他女人爱潇洒 ♪

2620
01:47:15,320 --> 01:47:16,940
这工作你不满意

2621
01:47:16,940 --> 01:47:18,020
你就是自己在做

2622
01:47:18,020 --> 01:47:20,390
现在学学完了就走了是吧

2623
01:47:20,390 --> 01:47:21,200
主播怎么差

2624
01:47:21,200 --> 01:47:21,740
那不唱

2625
01:47:21,740 --> 01:47:22,760
因为我不会

2626
01:47:22,760 --> 01:47:24,320
我不会唱这首歌

2627
01:47:24,320 --> 01:47:25,660
我只会唱一半

2628
01:47:25,660 --> 01:47:28,300
因为我只会唱一半耶耶

2629
01:47:28,300 --> 01:47:30,220
我的客单价是1000多

2630
01:47:30,220 --> 01:47:33,820
我卖出去十个只剩1万了

2631
01:47:35,020 --> 01:47:39,240
有那种躺在床上还能哭哭收钱的工作吗

2632
01:47:39,240 --> 01:47:41,670
皮套人开被窝回

2633
01:47:41,670 --> 01:47:44,130
躺在床上哭哭收钱

2634
01:47:44,130 --> 01:47:47,430
把那个手机往怀里面一摸

2635
01:47:47,430 --> 01:47:49,530
给大家听自己的心跳

2636
01:47:49,530 --> 01:47:52,230
大家都很幸福

2637
01:47:52,230 --> 01:47:54,120
主播也很幸福啊

2638
01:47:54,120 --> 01:47:59,520
然后你看到怎么还没睡

2639
01:47:59,520 --> 01:48:04,220
今早加班人有美的海异地直播是吧

2640
01:48:04,220 --> 01:48:04,880
就好就好

2641
01:48:04,880 --> 01:48:06,740
这口电台养噶吃啊

2642
01:48:06,740 --> 01:48:08,500
就喜欢这口电台养噶吃

2643
01:48:08,500 --> 01:48:12,460
是刚刚那个你看直播不看电台养噶吃

2644
01:48:12,460 --> 01:48:14,830
这个直播将毫无意义对吧

2645
01:48:14,830 --> 01:48:19,500
就喜欢这种星与星的距离特别贴近的时候啊

2646
01:48:21,419 --> 01:48:24,180
你现在就在学习的时候找团队啊

2647
01:48:24,460 --> 01:48:26,740
大家都有自己想做的事情

2648
01:48:26,740 --> 01:48:27,400
都在努力

2649
01:48:27,400 --> 01:48:30,100
真好呢

2650
01:48:30,790 --> 01:48:32,290
我现在坐久了

2651
01:48:32,290 --> 01:48:33,280
右边就疼

2652
01:48:33,280 --> 01:48:34,450
卧槽谢谢

2653
01:48:34,450 --> 01:48:35,650
清下面啊

2654
01:48:35,650 --> 01:48:38,560
自动续费的舰长

2655
01:48:39,940 --> 01:48:41,700
谢谢春夏的舰长

2656
01:48:41,700 --> 01:48:43,950
捏我超爹

2657
01:48:43,950 --> 01:48:44,940
红豆泥

2658
01:48:44,940 --> 01:48:46,080
阿里嘎多

2659
01:48:46,080 --> 01:48:49,020
今天加大班了是吧

2660
01:48:49,020 --> 01:48:50,820
加大班了是吧

2661
01:48:51,739 --> 01:48:53,139
有没有切片大佬

2662
01:48:53,139 --> 01:48:55,989
能有这个给主播切烟烟小卖部

2663
01:48:55,989 --> 01:48:57,560
我有什么好卖的

2664
01:48:57,639 --> 01:48:58,719
收冰箱

2665
01:48:58,719 --> 01:48:59,499
收彩电

2666
01:48:59,499 --> 01:49:00,189
收破烂

2667
01:49:00,189 --> 01:49:03,920
回收不要的次元火力和星钻徽章

2668
01:49:05,440 --> 01:49:07,290
哎呀回收烟花棒

2669
01:49:07,290 --> 01:49:09,390
b o s能量石了

2670
01:49:09,390 --> 01:49:10,740
这是收破烂的吧

2671
01:49:10,740 --> 01:49:12,000
这不是小卖部吧

2672
01:49:12,000 --> 01:49:14,250
365天一周年快乐

2673
01:49:14,250 --> 01:49:15,600
亲爱老师

2674
01:49:16,339 --> 01:49:17,559
老板大气

2675
01:49:17,559 --> 01:49:19,020
谢谢你

2676
01:49:19,020 --> 01:49:21,300
现在想做的是就白米亚米亚欺骗组

2677
01:49:21,300 --> 01:49:22,080
好巧啊

2678
01:49:22,080 --> 01:49:24,330
我们两个想做的事是一样的嘞

2679
01:49:24,330 --> 01:49:25,760
刚看完球赛

2680
01:49:25,760 --> 01:49:27,260
喜欢的队伍赢了吗

2681
01:49:27,260 --> 01:49:30,530
来迟了没迟没迟没迟

2682
01:49:30,530 --> 01:49:32,090
我超1年

2683
01:49:32,090 --> 01:49:35,030
谢谢青夏的周年陪伴

2684
01:49:35,030 --> 01:49:37,920
你开心高兴高兴

2685
01:49:40,980 --> 01:49:44,479
哦主播我今天200天了

2686
01:49:46,339 --> 01:49:48,469
刘华跟大家认识这么久了

2687
01:49:48,469 --> 01:49:49,460
嘿嘿嘿

2688
01:49:51,760 --> 01:49:53,560
♪ i can't read my no ♪

2689
01:49:53,560 --> 01:49:57,340
we can't be my local face

2690
01:49:57,580 --> 01:49:58,140
不行

2691
01:49:58,140 --> 01:50:00,960
我现在要采用一个像像那什么

2692
01:50:00,960 --> 01:50:02,520
像霍金一样的纸伞

2693
01:50:03,900 --> 01:50:06,170
然后脖子还得往一边歪

2694
01:50:06,170 --> 01:50:08,150
我都不知道这是为什么呀

2695
01:50:08,150 --> 01:50:09,410
哎呦好疼好疼

2696
01:50:10,790 --> 01:50:12,770
小猫猫脑袋大

2697
01:50:12,770 --> 01:50:13,350
and it's my

2698
01:50:13,350 --> 01:50:15,210
你连写顺口溜都不押韵

2699
01:50:15,210 --> 01:50:18,150
你知道感觉文化造诣不太够啊

2700
01:50:18,150 --> 01:50:19,230
不太行啊

2701
01:50:19,230 --> 01:50:22,359
主播你的对手好像产生了如何评价

2702
01:50:22,359 --> 01:50:24,750
db嘲笑我没他观看天数多了

2703
01:50:24,750 --> 01:50:26,160
那你多看看嘛

2704
01:50:26,160 --> 01:50:27,450
那你多看看嘛

2705
01:50:27,450 --> 01:50:28,830
这有什么的

2706
01:50:28,830 --> 01:50:32,410
主播去年是啥时候去的加拿大来着

2707
01:50:43,080 --> 01:50:44,600
还有十天

2708
01:50:44,600 --> 01:50:46,260
还有十天

2709
01:50:53,579 --> 01:50:56,370
太没见着你也追不上pop

2710
01:50:56,370 --> 01:50:57,090
♪ pop poker ♪

2711
01:50:57,090 --> 01:50:58,290
♪ face p p poker ♪

2712
01:50:58,290 --> 01:51:00,490
♪ face p p p p ♪

2713
01:51:00,490 --> 01:51:02,110
你可以多发弹幕

2714
01:51:02,110 --> 01:51:05,180
然后在观看时间上碾压它怎样

2715
01:51:05,185 --> 01:51:06,500
这个可以吗

2716
01:51:06,500 --> 01:51:06,980
实在不行

2717
01:51:06,980 --> 01:51:08,540
就在牌子上碾压他

2718
01:51:08,540 --> 01:51:10,480
他蓝牌你只拍好吧

2719
01:51:10,480 --> 01:51:11,560
狠狠拿下

2720
01:51:13,120 --> 01:51:14,140
我想问一下

2721
01:51:14,140 --> 01:51:16,090
视频也播完就飞走了呀

2722
01:51:16,090 --> 01:51:19,560
嗯差不多再有两天我就看1年了

2723
01:51:19,560 --> 01:51:22,080
见证了主播的辉煌和落寞是吧

2724
01:51:22,080 --> 01:51:22,860
嘿嘿嘿

2725
01:51:22,860 --> 01:51:27,380
一般听说当皮套人都有一些深情毛病

2726
01:51:27,380 --> 01:51:28,900
我现在真的就是

2727
01:51:30,620 --> 01:51:32,410
这种姿势才舒服

2728
01:51:32,410 --> 01:51:33,220
你知道吧

2729
01:51:33,220 --> 01:51:34,580
只能这样子

2730
01:51:34,720 --> 01:51:38,650
只能把头然后靠在一侧的肩膀上

2731
01:51:38,650 --> 01:51:41,350
当你身边有小男友的时候对吧

2732
01:51:41,350 --> 01:51:43,240
你可以靠在别人的肩膀上

2733
01:51:43,240 --> 01:51:44,980
但你假如没有小男友

2734
01:51:44,980 --> 01:51:46,780
就只能自己靠在自己的肩膀

2735
01:51:46,780 --> 01:51:48,280
像个半身不遂一样

2736
01:51:48,280 --> 01:51:50,310
却缓解自己的落枕啊

2737
01:51:50,310 --> 01:51:51,420
我都不知道怎么办

2738
01:51:51,420 --> 01:51:54,210
哎呦大家等我一下

2739
01:51:54,210 --> 01:51:58,070
我上次把我室友的那个按摩椅进来了

2740
01:51:58,070 --> 01:51:59,270
我把它拆一下

2741
01:51:59,270 --> 01:52:03,410
我看看他能不能一边一边一边直播一边按摩呀

2742
01:52:03,410 --> 01:52:04,240
大家

2743
01:52:06,779 --> 01:52:09,739
这在哪里拆啊

2744
01:52:11,560 --> 01:52:13,710
啊是落枕对吧

2745
01:52:13,710 --> 01:52:19,520
我超好酷好酷的高高精尖设备啊

2746
01:52:19,520 --> 01:52:21,920
大家好好酷的设备啊

2747
01:52:21,980 --> 01:52:23,120
主播主播

2748
01:52:23,120 --> 01:52:26,480
很久都没有见过这么酷的高精尖设备了

2749
01:52:26,480 --> 01:52:28,010
大家哇哇

2750
01:52:28,010 --> 01:52:29,960
这怎么还要插电了

2751
01:52:31,160 --> 01:52:33,790
这为什么哎按摩也要插电

2752
01:52:33,790 --> 01:52:36,419
原来我服了

2753
01:52:36,419 --> 01:52:39,280
这东西怎么用啊

2754
01:52:40,960 --> 01:52:43,320
小霍啊哈哈哈哈

2755
01:52:43,320 --> 01:52:44,640
小霍是这样的

2756
01:52:44,640 --> 01:52:46,200
小霍这只东西怎么用啊

2757
01:52:46,200 --> 01:52:47,580
怎么往身上穿啊

2758
01:52:47,580 --> 01:52:51,840
坏了大家主播主播好像不是很会啊

2759
01:52:51,840 --> 01:52:55,320
好像不是很擅长在家自己给自己做按摩

2760
01:52:55,320 --> 01:52:59,580
人插电插电了

2761
01:52:59,580 --> 01:53:00,980
插电插电

2762
01:53:03,340 --> 01:53:06,180
这怎么感觉像像那个什么一样

2763
01:53:06,180 --> 01:53:07,920
像像变声器一样啊

2764
01:53:07,920 --> 01:53:11,080
然后他这样是对的吗

2765
01:53:11,080 --> 01:53:12,220
好像不太对诶

2766
01:53:12,220 --> 01:53:14,960
大家不是按摩椅啦

2767
01:53:14,960 --> 01:53:15,890
是按摩仪

2768
01:53:15,890 --> 01:53:17,000
哎呦我试一下

2769
01:53:17,000 --> 01:53:17,600
我试一下

2770
01:53:17,600 --> 01:53:19,050
大家我试一下

2771
01:53:19,050 --> 01:53:22,170
主播在直播里面公然掏出大型插电玩具

2772
01:53:22,170 --> 01:53:25,580
然后现场让观众指导如何操作是吧

2773
01:53:25,580 --> 01:53:27,100
我看看我看看

2774
01:53:29,000 --> 01:53:30,250
你是懂得

2775
01:53:30,250 --> 01:53:32,940
你是懂得下三路烂炒的

2776
01:53:33,980 --> 01:53:35,620
我看一下大家

2777
01:53:37,180 --> 01:53:38,960
这个还有哎呀

2778
01:53:46,920 --> 01:53:48,260
突然插上了

2779
01:53:48,260 --> 01:53:49,420
然后呢

2780
01:54:03,659 --> 01:54:05,209
他没反应啊

2781
01:54:05,209 --> 01:54:07,099
他插上了也没反应啊

2782
01:54:07,099 --> 01:54:08,200
换东叶

2783
01:54:12,520 --> 01:54:14,760
我看看那什么吧

2784
01:54:17,820 --> 01:54:19,760
让我看看说明书啊

2785
01:54:19,760 --> 01:54:20,000
不行

2786
01:54:20,000 --> 01:54:21,680
我得看一眼说明书

2787
01:54:21,680 --> 01:54:23,160
我不会用诶

2788
01:54:31,980 --> 01:54:33,590
找找遥控器

2789
01:54:33,590 --> 01:54:35,940
这种东西怎么会有遥控器啊

2790
01:54:36,280 --> 01:54:41,360
♪ you come around lay down in your gone ♪

2791
01:54:46,480 --> 01:54:49,200
我背着他的办法都是背对的

2792
01:54:49,200 --> 01:54:51,780
但我不知道在哪里点开关啊

2793
01:54:51,780 --> 01:54:55,640
谢谢爱吃花的小花阿里嘎多

2794
01:54:58,560 --> 01:55:00,320
它上面有四个按钮啊

2795
01:55:00,320 --> 01:55:01,240
我看到

2796
01:55:05,060 --> 01:55:08,980
哇他冒出了旋转中的红光

2797
01:55:08,980 --> 01:55:10,000
我来我试试看

2798
01:55:10,000 --> 01:55:12,100
我我来我来试一下

2799
01:55:12,220 --> 01:55:14,840
应该先把头发扎起来了

2800
01:55:24,420 --> 01:55:29,520
你们能听到他在我身上滚来滚去的声音吗

2801
01:55:29,520 --> 01:55:31,860
哈哈哈哈哎

2802
01:55:31,860 --> 01:55:34,830
这东西的原理就是三个球

2803
01:55:34,830 --> 01:55:37,920
就是三个球在那边一直转圈

2804
01:55:37,920 --> 01:55:38,730
卧槽

2805
01:55:38,730 --> 01:55:44,420
然后我还得像像像像捏的那个公交车的扶手一

2806
01:55:44,420 --> 01:55:44,780
样

2807
01:55:44,780 --> 01:55:47,000
一直捏着这个这个袋子

2808
01:55:47,000 --> 01:55:48,500
让它固定在我身上

2809
01:55:48,500 --> 01:55:50,360
让他才能在我身上转圈

2810
01:55:50,360 --> 01:55:52,280
要不然他没有办法在我身上转

2811
01:55:54,150 --> 01:55:56,010
哎呦这什么鬼啊

2812
01:55:56,010 --> 01:55:57,030
你们能听到吗

2813
01:55:57,030 --> 01:56:01,140
这个这个哗啦哗啦的声音在捏我脖子的声音

2814
01:56:03,380 --> 01:56:06,040
一听起来就进来就听见嗡嗡的

2815
01:56:06,040 --> 01:56:08,260
对他现在他现在这玩意

2816
01:56:08,260 --> 01:56:10,180
他现在现在绑在我脖子上

2817
01:56:10,180 --> 01:56:11,320
我长好多好多

2818
01:56:11,320 --> 01:56:12,240
哎呦哎呦

2819
01:56:12,240 --> 01:56:13,800
不是落枕的时候

2820
01:56:13,800 --> 01:56:17,080
落枕的时候可以可以可以捏肩膀吗

2821
01:56:17,080 --> 01:56:18,580
对我手得摁着的

2822
01:56:18,580 --> 01:56:22,139
我现在两个手像那个认罪认罚进监狱了一样

2823
01:56:22,139 --> 01:56:25,109
双手被那个皮扣锁着

2824
01:56:25,109 --> 01:56:30,550
因为是要靠我的手往下搭在那两个皮扣里面

2825
01:56:30,550 --> 01:56:32,410
它才能固定在我肩膀上

2826
01:56:32,410 --> 01:56:33,550
要不然它就掉了

2827
01:56:33,550 --> 01:56:35,330
他没有自己固定的办法

2828
01:56:35,330 --> 01:56:37,550
只能把手搭搭在这里

2829
01:56:37,550 --> 01:56:39,050
只能把手挂在这里

2830
01:56:39,050 --> 01:56:41,380
然后自己去压着他

2831
01:56:42,739 --> 01:56:44,319
哎呦哎呦

2832
01:56:44,319 --> 01:56:45,249
好疼好疼

2833
01:56:45,249 --> 01:56:46,740
哎哎呀

2834
01:56:46,740 --> 01:56:47,340
不行不行

2835
01:56:47,340 --> 01:56:50,880
我我其实我其实不太喜欢去外面做理疗的

2836
01:56:50,880 --> 01:56:53,940
原因就是我是一个不太能吃痛的人啊

2837
01:56:53,940 --> 01:56:55,680
就是稍微按一下肩膀

2838
01:56:55,680 --> 01:56:56,820
然后疼一下

2839
01:56:56,820 --> 01:56:58,260
我就会特别的难受

2840
01:56:58,260 --> 01:56:59,050
你知道吧

2841
01:56:59,050 --> 01:57:01,120
我就会我就会特别难受

2842
01:57:01,120 --> 01:57:02,290
然后我就哭

2843
01:57:02,290 --> 01:57:04,010
我一哭我就会好

2844
01:57:04,010 --> 01:57:04,880
我一嚎

2845
01:57:04,880 --> 01:57:08,090
然后人家就会用很惊异的眼神看着我

2846
01:57:08,090 --> 01:57:10,559
每次我自己去的时候

2847
01:57:10,559 --> 01:57:12,749
要不就是跟我妈妈一起去的时候

2848
01:57:12,749 --> 01:57:15,059
我们两个两个屋子按完之后

2849
01:57:15,059 --> 01:57:17,669
人家那个店员肯定都会跟我妈妈说说

2850
01:57:17,669 --> 01:57:18,219
哇

2851
01:57:18,219 --> 01:57:24,310
你女儿比较比较比较呃

2852
01:57:24,310 --> 01:57:26,770
他他说我找了半天的那个词啊

2853
01:57:26,770 --> 01:57:30,970
他不知道他不知道该怎么形容比较娇小

2854
01:57:30,970 --> 01:57:34,780
你女儿比较比较嗯不太能吃力呀

2855
01:57:34,780 --> 01:57:37,650
我说嗯嗯感觉你没玩明白

2856
01:57:37,650 --> 01:57:40,350
我看了他有那个推荐知识

2857
01:57:40,350 --> 01:57:43,180
我都不知道这东西为什么会有推荐知识

2858
01:57:43,180 --> 01:57:45,600
总之他那个推荐知识就是这样的

2859
01:57:46,099 --> 01:57:47,449
♪ 一阵子 ♪

2860
01:57:47,449 --> 01:57:51,740
他那个推荐姿势就是就是这个样子的爱情

2861
01:57:51,740 --> 01:57:53,960
他好像还有两种档位啊

2862
01:57:53,960 --> 01:57:55,940
大家这是这是第一种

2863
01:57:55,940 --> 01:57:57,680
就是那个最基础的档位

2864
01:57:57,680 --> 01:58:00,640
让我看看这第二种档位是什么样的

2865
01:58:00,679 --> 01:58:02,659
痛说明有问题

2866
01:58:02,659 --> 01:58:06,220
有一句话叫通则不痛

2867
01:58:06,220 --> 01:58:07,240
痛则不通

2868
01:58:07,240 --> 01:58:10,430
是不是这个我记得有一句话是这么讲的

2869
01:58:10,430 --> 01:58:13,190
反正我就是那个痛则不通的人

2870
01:58:13,190 --> 01:58:15,590
我看看我看看有没有第二种

2871
01:58:15,590 --> 01:58:17,300
看第二种什么样的

2872
01:58:20,560 --> 01:58:22,380
这第二种什么东西啊

2873
01:58:22,380 --> 01:58:24,930
试一下试一下

2874
01:58:24,930 --> 01:58:28,380
哈哈哈哎呦

2875
01:58:30,980 --> 01:58:34,520
早确定手的温度来自

2876
01:58:36,780 --> 01:58:38,300
确实挺疼的呀

2877
01:58:38,300 --> 01:58:41,420
这玩意儿人家人家都有那个什么礼物

2878
01:58:41,420 --> 01:58:43,490
加班加班机制

2879
01:58:43,490 --> 01:58:46,210
我觉得要做什么惩罚之类的

2880
01:58:46,210 --> 01:58:47,650
我也不用搞健身环

2881
01:58:47,650 --> 01:58:48,790
我也不用搞跑步机

2882
01:58:48,790 --> 01:58:50,590
我也不用一个舰长跑多少米

2883
01:58:51,420 --> 01:58:54,810
这就让我一个舰长背15分钟的这个按摩仪

2884
01:58:54,810 --> 01:58:57,020
我就可以疼的滋哇乱叫

2885
01:58:59,840 --> 01:59:01,240
我可以帮你按摩

2886
01:59:01,240 --> 01:59:02,380
你最好先全麻

2887
01:59:02,380 --> 01:59:02,860
你怎么不说

2888
01:59:02,860 --> 01:59:04,960
我直接做一个头部以下截肢

2889
01:59:04,960 --> 01:59:06,450
整个人机械飞升

2890
01:59:06,450 --> 01:59:08,910
然后回归到机械母亲的怀抱

2891
01:59:08,910 --> 01:59:11,480
从此免去所有血肉苦弱

2892
01:59:11,480 --> 01:59:12,380
还可以

2893
01:59:12,380 --> 01:59:16,550
就是在大家说那个就是讲黄色笑话的时候

2894
01:59:16,550 --> 01:59:19,559
掏出来我的机械一体跟大家比比大笑啊

2895
01:59:19,559 --> 01:59:20,639
你怎么不这样讲

2896
01:59:20,639 --> 01:59:21,059
啊

2897
01:59:21,059 --> 01:59:26,390
哈哈啊啊啊啊不是真是像坐牢一样

2898
01:59:28,070 --> 01:59:29,559
卧槽疼疼疼疼

2899
01:59:29,559 --> 01:59:30,399
不能乱

2900
01:59:30,399 --> 01:59:31,479
正骨正骨

2901
01:59:31,479 --> 01:59:33,519
万一把我整偏瘫了怎么办

2902
01:59:33,519 --> 01:59:34,779
正骨把我整偏瘫了

2903
01:59:34,779 --> 01:59:36,819
你对我的下半辈子负责吗

2904
01:59:36,819 --> 01:59:40,000
♪ 啊真正的遇见 ♪

2905
01:59:40,000 --> 01:59:40,780
晚上好

2906
01:59:40,780 --> 01:59:41,620
仙子组

2907
01:59:41,620 --> 01:59:45,880
仙子组打call主播赛博坦

2908
01:59:47,139 --> 01:59:49,260
哈哈哈哈啊

2909
01:59:49,260 --> 01:59:50,820
你这给我安偏瘫了

2910
01:59:50,820 --> 01:59:51,600
怎么办啊

2911
01:59:51,600 --> 01:59:52,140
这不行

2912
01:59:52,140 --> 01:59:54,000
很疼的很疼很疼的

2913
01:59:54,000 --> 01:59:54,540
哎呦

2914
01:59:54,540 --> 01:59:56,549
疼疼疼疼不行

2915
01:59:56,549 --> 01:59:57,629
实在受不了了

2916
01:59:57,629 --> 01:59:59,470
主播已经带哎

2917
01:59:59,470 --> 02:00:01,840
这个东西为什么越按越热呀

2918
02:00:01,840 --> 02:00:06,520
大家是我调了什么发热模式吗

2919
02:00:10,180 --> 02:00:12,300
娶妻当娶米呀

2920
02:00:12,300 --> 02:00:16,720
米呀这种动不动就给你一拳的人

2921
02:00:16,720 --> 02:00:19,909
然后主打一个小

2922
02:00:19,909 --> 02:00:21,129
没关系

2923
02:00:21,129 --> 02:00:23,769
1米4也也挺不错的

2924
02:00:23,769 --> 02:00:25,689
小小的也很可爱啊

2925
02:00:25,689 --> 02:00:27,429
1米4也很不错的

2926
02:00:29,099 --> 02:00:31,679
这玩意儿为什么发热呀

2927
02:00:31,679 --> 02:00:33,359
就是像苹果手机一样

2928
02:00:33,359 --> 02:00:35,159
它自己运转一段时间就开始

2929
02:00:35,159 --> 02:00:35,909
卧槽

2930
02:00:35,909 --> 02:00:38,500
25分钟起来

2931
02:00:39,199 --> 02:00:40,179
真爱了

2932
02:00:40,179 --> 02:00:42,699
卧槽谢谢青夏的金色s太破

2933
02:00:42,699 --> 02:00:44,109
费后多年还没开走

2934
02:00:44,109 --> 02:00:46,539
那咱再按个15分钟来

2935
02:00:46,539 --> 02:00:46,899
来

2936
02:00:46,899 --> 02:00:50,000
那个您您上座js啊

2937
02:00:50,000 --> 02:00:52,280
js爷您您上座哈哈

2938
02:00:52,280 --> 02:00:55,280
您看一下那个我们有四种档位啊

2939
02:00:55,280 --> 02:00:58,259
一种是普通的正转逆转的

2940
02:00:58,259 --> 02:01:00,239
然后一种是发热的

2941
02:01:00,239 --> 02:01:02,429
剩下两种我还不知道是什么样的

2942
02:01:02,429 --> 02:01:04,199
我还不知道都是什么样的

2943
02:01:04,199 --> 02:01:10,000
然后那个还可以有四个按摩的地方呀

2944
02:01:10,000 --> 02:01:11,860
这这玩意儿虽然我没搞明白

2945
02:01:11,860 --> 02:01:14,500
但是它它好像可以按肩膀

2946
02:01:14,500 --> 02:01:16,330
可以按那个颈椎

2947
02:01:16,330 --> 02:01:17,740
然后可以按腰

2948
02:01:17,740 --> 02:01:18,760
还有肚子

2949
02:01:18,760 --> 02:01:21,700
为什么会有人喜欢把三个球在肚子上怼着

2950
02:01:21,700 --> 02:01:22,920
来回转啊

2951
02:01:22,920 --> 02:01:25,020
这是一种什么样的想法呀

2952
02:01:25,020 --> 02:01:27,300
我操来你你你你选吧

2953
02:01:27,300 --> 02:01:27,900
你选吧

2954
02:01:27,900 --> 02:01:29,100
不是好疼啊

2955
02:01:29,100 --> 02:01:29,780
卧槽

2956
02:01:31,940 --> 02:01:37,070
2289号紫色肥猫里面一位家猪

2957
02:01:37,070 --> 02:01:40,420
还好里边请哈哈哈哈哈

2958
02:01:40,435 --> 02:01:42,340
真的家中按摩了

2959
02:01:42,340 --> 02:01:45,580
这是什么公费公费治疗主播颈椎病是吧

2960
02:01:45,580 --> 02:01:47,200
你试试哪个舒服按哪个

2961
02:01:47,200 --> 02:01:49,900
我现在就是整个在啊啊

2962
02:01:57,659 --> 02:02:01,920
哎呦主播夹都夹不住了

2963
02:02:01,920 --> 02:02:03,360
营业声线都赢不了

2964
02:02:03,360 --> 02:02:04,440
人家好疼啊

2965
02:02:04,440 --> 02:02:07,750
就感觉像有你雇了108个大汉

2966
02:02:07,750 --> 02:02:09,910
然后在你身上殴打你呀

2967
02:02:09,910 --> 02:02:10,630
你知道吧

2968
02:02:10,630 --> 02:02:11,740
就这种感觉

2969
02:02:11,740 --> 02:02:15,759
哎呀年轻人一般都是自己的老年人才让机器动

2970
02:02:15,759 --> 02:02:17,499
你知不知道人工很贵的

2971
02:02:17,499 --> 02:02:19,520
人工很贵的好不好

2972
02:02:21,080 --> 02:02:22,820
人工是很贵的

2973
02:02:22,820 --> 02:02:23,420
欢迎晴天

2974
02:02:23,420 --> 02:02:25,520
本事真真他妈疼啊

2975
02:02:25,520 --> 02:02:26,240
卧槽不

2976
02:02:26,240 --> 02:02:27,440
脖子按折了吧

2977
02:02:27,440 --> 02:02:30,280
没有我在按那个右边后面的肩膀呀

2978
02:02:32,500 --> 02:02:34,050
这边人工特贵

2979
02:02:34,050 --> 02:02:36,780
你去约一个人工给你按摩的话

2980
02:02:36,780 --> 02:02:39,090
起码一个小时怎么着

2981
02:02:39,090 --> 02:02:42,900
反正比主播这一场直播挣得名可多多了

2982
02:02:43,619 --> 02:02:46,219
主播的小时心不如人家理疗师

2983
02:02:46,219 --> 02:02:48,679
小时新的一根一根小时髦啊

2984
02:02:48,679 --> 02:02:49,429
欢迎木棉

2985
02:02:49,429 --> 02:02:50,780
晚上好

2986
02:02:51,260 --> 02:02:52,240
给我看看

2987
02:02:52,240 --> 02:02:53,610
大汉等下

2988
02:02:53,610 --> 02:02:54,420
给大家

2989
02:02:54,420 --> 02:02:58,410
给大家给给给这个给我按摩的这个拍个照吧

2990
02:02:58,410 --> 02:02:59,540
给他拍个照吧

2991
02:02:59,540 --> 02:03:02,120
人工再贵不如儿女孝顺

2992
02:03:02,120 --> 02:03:02,780
那是啊

2993
02:03:02,780 --> 02:03:03,800
那可不是咋的

2994
02:03:03,800 --> 02:03:04,940
你跟那个理疗师

2995
02:03:04,940 --> 02:03:06,889
你一个小时给他500块钱

2996
02:03:06,889 --> 02:03:08,660
他给他就给你按

2997
02:03:08,920 --> 02:03:11,980
你到了需要儿女给你按肩膀的年龄

2998
02:03:11,980 --> 02:03:14,800
儿女成长倒是能给你按肩膀的年龄

2999
02:03:14,800 --> 02:03:17,260
那其实500块钱能下来的

3000
02:03:17,260 --> 02:03:18,719
500万还差不多啊

3001
02:03:18,719 --> 02:03:20,879
500万他连肩都不给你捏

3002
02:03:20,879 --> 02:03:22,199
那是什么不孝之子啊

3003
02:03:22,199 --> 02:03:23,600
你直接把他塞回去

3004
02:03:23,600 --> 02:03:26,719
让他重新投胎就好了

3005
02:03:26,719 --> 02:03:28,159
主播你明天要考试了

3006
02:03:28,159 --> 02:03:28,819
你考什么呀

3007
02:03:28,819 --> 02:03:30,619
我看看祝福你会不会好

3008
02:03:30,619 --> 02:03:32,119
谢谢北宇的小花

3009
02:03:32,119 --> 02:03:32,779
感谢支持

3010
02:03:32,779 --> 02:03:33,139
红豆泥

3011
02:03:33,139 --> 02:03:33,840
阿里嘎多

3012
02:03:33,840 --> 02:03:38,400
谢谢你要什么祝福呀

3013
02:03:38,580 --> 02:03:40,020
会不会有点吵诶

3014
02:03:40,020 --> 02:03:42,000
大家这东西这东西一转一转的

3015
02:03:42,000 --> 02:03:43,460
它会不会有点吵啊

3016
02:03:43,460 --> 02:03:47,780
我现在就是真的背着这个东西

3017
02:03:47,780 --> 02:03:51,930
有一种已经进入了那种赛博朋克社会的感觉

3018
02:03:51,930 --> 02:03:55,110
这个这个东西就像我的外置装甲一样

3019
02:03:55,110 --> 02:03:57,750
只不过他不像那个唐三的八蛛矛一样

3020
02:03:57,750 --> 02:04:01,290
它会他的攻击性是面向四面八方的

3021
02:04:01,290 --> 02:04:03,870
我这玩意儿的攻击性就是面向我本人的

3022
02:04:03,870 --> 02:04:05,190
他只攻击我自己

3023
02:04:05,190 --> 02:04:06,600
很痛的

3024
02:04:06,600 --> 02:04:08,850
他为什么这么攻击我自己啊

3025
02:04:08,850 --> 02:04:11,219
听不到的是吗

3026
02:04:11,219 --> 02:04:12,179
你们听一下

3027
02:04:15,599 --> 02:04:17,100
现在能听到了吧

3028
02:04:21,159 --> 02:04:23,339
施法让你打到75分

3029
02:04:23,339 --> 02:04:24,299
你要打75分

3030
02:04:24,299 --> 02:04:25,920
都要主播施法呀

3031
02:04:26,200 --> 02:04:27,700
你打75分多

3032
02:04:27,700 --> 02:04:28,780
主播施法的话

3033
02:04:28,780 --> 02:04:30,880
那你你还是寄了吧

3034
02:04:30,880 --> 02:04:32,220
你还是改了吧

3035
02:04:32,639 --> 02:04:35,449
哦哦永别了牢笼

3036
02:04:35,449 --> 02:04:37,909
我们v之城没有活着的传奇啊

3037
02:04:37,909 --> 02:04:39,349
因为主播锐评太多

3038
02:04:39,349 --> 02:04:42,770
然后然后人家的那个其他被主播锐评的

3039
02:04:42,770 --> 02:04:45,530
v的意志即将寄宿在这个哈哈哈

3040
02:04:45,530 --> 02:04:48,410
寄宿在这个这个这个这个按摩仪里面

3041
02:04:48,410 --> 02:04:50,360
狠狠的左勾拳

3042
02:04:50,360 --> 02:04:52,730
右勾拳上踢脚啊

3043
02:04:52,730 --> 02:04:54,330
什么哎呦

3044
02:04:54,330 --> 02:04:55,440
疼疼疼疼

3045
02:04:55,440 --> 02:04:59,100
怎么感觉跟人家同款的一个背带一样的东西啊

3046
02:04:59,100 --> 02:05:00,540
一个像背带一样的东西

3047
02:05:00,540 --> 02:05:02,520
我也不知道是不是跟人家同款

3048
02:05:02,520 --> 02:05:06,360
反正他看起来很像那个暗黑董大为的那个装备

3049
02:05:06,360 --> 02:05:08,370
就那个什么什么啊啊

3050
02:05:08,370 --> 02:05:12,270
just good什么deep dark fancy那种那种那种东西

3051
02:05:12,270 --> 02:05:13,160
你知道吧

3052
02:05:13,860 --> 02:05:15,800
人家都不乐意跟你沾边

3053
02:05:15,800 --> 02:05:16,790
那可不咋的

3054
02:05:16,790 --> 02:05:19,940
我也知道我没有人没有人喜欢主播

3055
02:05:19,940 --> 02:05:21,910
主播也不去凑热闹

3056
02:05:21,910 --> 02:05:24,070
也不是知道没有人喜欢我吗

3057
02:05:24,070 --> 02:05:25,150
有人喜欢我

3058
02:05:25,150 --> 02:05:28,590
但是嗯感觉我的心在动

3059
02:05:28,590 --> 02:05:29,490
怎么说呢

3060
02:05:29,490 --> 02:05:33,730
就是就是嗯我也不好意思啊

3061
02:05:34,430 --> 02:05:37,020
明天下午考试不慌

3062
02:05:37,080 --> 02:05:41,160
你还有最后的这个挣扎的12个小时的时间

3063
02:05:41,160 --> 02:05:43,980
你不把它用来用来好好学习

3064
02:05:43,980 --> 02:05:49,250
你非要把它用来看v祈求v的保佑是吧

3065
02:05:50,139 --> 02:05:54,300
你在相信自己跟相信科学中间

3066
02:05:54,300 --> 02:05:56,280
选择了相信魔法呀

3067
02:05:56,280 --> 02:05:58,200
那主播也只能祝你好运了

3068
02:05:58,200 --> 02:05:59,830
那真没什么办法了

3069
02:05:59,830 --> 02:06:00,910
我喜欢你

3070
02:06:00,910 --> 02:06:01,990
别不好意思啊

3071
02:06:01,990 --> 02:06:03,020
谢谢谢谢

3072
02:06:03,020 --> 02:06:05,660
我说的喜欢是那种同事之间的

3073
02:06:05,660 --> 02:06:08,560
同事感情的喜欢啊

3074
02:06:09,220 --> 02:06:10,860
只不过都是同事嘛

3075
02:06:10,860 --> 02:06:13,200
有些人是别的公司的同事

3076
02:06:13,200 --> 02:06:15,880
有的人是自己公司的同事啊

3077
02:06:17,260 --> 02:06:19,080
主播你下周考试

3078
02:06:19,080 --> 02:06:20,580
下周考试还在看v的人

3079
02:06:20,580 --> 02:06:22,380
想必一定能跟米米一样

3080
02:06:22,380 --> 02:06:25,360
拥有一个及格万岁的未来吧

3081
02:06:26,740 --> 02:06:28,860
霓虹下你的不行不行

3082
02:06:28,860 --> 02:06:30,180
不能厚此薄彼啊

3083
02:06:30,180 --> 02:06:31,500
天天按右边

3084
02:06:31,500 --> 02:06:33,000
按右边不能再按了

3085
02:06:33,000 --> 02:06:34,590
你按左边吧

3086
02:06:35,470 --> 02:06:37,110
两边一样疼啊

3087
02:06:37,110 --> 02:06:38,850
真的真的就是这种感觉

3088
02:06:38,850 --> 02:06:40,280
当你按右边的时候

3089
02:06:40,280 --> 02:06:42,140
你觉得右边的压力特别大

3090
02:06:42,140 --> 02:06:45,140
当你把那个精力放在左边上的时候

3091
02:06:45,140 --> 02:06:47,300
你发现左边也是一样的

3092
02:06:47,360 --> 02:06:48,800
没什么差别

3093
02:06:48,800 --> 02:06:49,880
都很困难啊

3094
02:06:49,880 --> 02:06:51,680
你已经开始备考2023了

3095
02:06:51,680 --> 02:06:52,040
咋了

3096
02:06:52,040 --> 02:06:53,180
你弃考了

3097
02:06:53,180 --> 02:06:54,530
你不考了

3098
02:06:54,530 --> 02:06:56,860
毕业都要费劲了

3099
02:06:59,960 --> 02:07:02,140
按成高低肩了怎么办

3100
02:07:02,140 --> 02:07:03,400
本来就有点

3101
02:07:03,400 --> 02:07:04,900
不过不得不说的是

3102
02:07:04,900 --> 02:07:06,700
暗晚好像确实好了一点

3103
02:07:06,700 --> 02:07:08,620
虽然按的时候好啊

3104
02:07:08,760 --> 02:07:12,260
♪ myself in myself啊 ♪

3105
02:07:12,260 --> 02:07:13,760
那时候是挺痛的呀

3106
02:07:15,140 --> 02:07:16,460
考研人去睡啊

3107
02:07:16,460 --> 02:07:17,960
你要你要考研啊

3108
02:07:17,960 --> 02:07:18,710
确实本事

3109
02:07:18,710 --> 02:07:22,420
那你天天天天晚上我一晚播就能看到你啊

3110
02:07:23,600 --> 02:07:25,030
考研快去睡觉

3111
02:07:25,030 --> 02:07:26,480
考完了之后来给我抱一下

3112
02:07:26,480 --> 02:07:27,560
听到没有

3113
02:07:27,560 --> 02:07:29,960
卡巴娜娜给我报销

3114
02:07:30,260 --> 02:07:32,960
还有372天就考研了

3115
02:07:32,960 --> 02:07:34,400
祝大家考研顺利

3116
02:07:34,400 --> 02:07:36,080
是不是12月20号来着

3117
02:07:36,080 --> 02:07:36,860
♪ 我 ♪

3118
02:07:39,320 --> 02:07:41,120
现在真怀疑是不是得罪过谁

3119
02:07:41,120 --> 02:07:43,040
然后他的灵魂寄宿在这个里面

3120
02:07:43,040 --> 02:07:45,260
暗无老头

3121
02:07:45,260 --> 02:07:47,390
轻点电子老头啊

3122
02:07:47,390 --> 02:07:49,530
都说了是虚拟人了

3123
02:07:49,530 --> 02:07:50,730
虚拟人对吧

3124
02:07:50,730 --> 02:07:53,370
虚拟人怎么会有三次元的老头呢

3125
02:07:53,370 --> 02:07:55,650
虚拟人只会有电子老头啊

3126
02:07:55,650 --> 02:08:00,960
像这种由电池程序跟那个充满着科技力量的

3127
02:08:00,960 --> 02:08:03,309
滚珠组成的赛博老头

3128
02:08:03,464 --> 02:08:05,889
我一直都是大家追求的

3129
02:08:05,889 --> 02:08:10,100
没有人格的这种这种这种这种老头嘛

3130
02:08:11,680 --> 02:08:13,590
其实最疼的是按腿

3131
02:08:13,590 --> 02:08:15,639
我没有什么按腿的必要了

3132
02:08:15,639 --> 02:08:17,349
不过每天都坐着的话

3133
02:08:17,349 --> 02:08:21,680
到年龄大的那个时候有一定的概率静脉曲张啊

3134
02:08:21,680 --> 02:08:23,720
有一定的概率会静脉曲张

3135
02:08:23,720 --> 02:08:25,960
所以大家最好不要一直坐着

3136
02:08:27,259 --> 02:08:29,319
不过这些话其实谁都知道

3137
02:08:29,319 --> 02:08:30,189
大家都知道

3138
02:08:30,189 --> 02:08:31,239
多跑步

3139
02:08:31,239 --> 02:08:32,619
然后多运动

3140
02:08:32,619 --> 02:08:34,119
然后少加班

3141
02:08:34,119 --> 02:08:35,420
对身体好

3142
02:08:35,420 --> 02:08:37,040
少吃预制菜

3143
02:08:37,040 --> 02:08:38,840
然后多自己做菜

3144
02:08:38,840 --> 02:08:42,699
少少少那个什么多多泡健身房啊

3145
02:08:42,699 --> 02:08:43,899
少吃垃圾食品

3146
02:08:43,899 --> 02:08:45,639
但是人就是这样吗

3147
02:08:45,639 --> 02:08:47,830
你知道不代表你能做到呀

3148
02:08:47,830 --> 02:08:50,050
主播的机器的位置是不是没放

3149
02:08:50,050 --> 02:08:51,690
对应该放什么地方啊

3150
02:08:54,130 --> 02:08:55,710
老躺着也不可以啊

3151
02:08:55,710 --> 02:08:57,750
老躺着对颈椎压力也挺大的

3152
02:08:57,750 --> 02:08:59,370
应该多活动活动

3153
02:08:59,370 --> 02:09:02,490
不管你是总是躺着还是总是坐着

3154
02:09:02,490 --> 02:09:06,100
最后都会导致就是肩周啊

3155
02:09:06,100 --> 02:09:06,880
颈椎啊

3156
02:09:06,880 --> 02:09:10,000
然后整个辐射起来它就比较板结了

3157
02:09:10,000 --> 02:09:11,020
板结了之后

3158
02:09:11,020 --> 02:09:15,040
你可能你想把那个肩膀往前往后去活动的话

3159
02:09:15,040 --> 02:09:16,720
那个活动范围就会越来越小

3160
02:09:16,720 --> 02:09:18,200
就会僵画呀

3161
02:09:18,200 --> 02:09:21,140
好想看看主播下半身穿的是什么

3162
02:09:21,140 --> 02:09:23,240
你不会以为主播虚拟人

3163
02:09:23,240 --> 02:09:24,800
虚拟人的下半身

3164
02:09:24,800 --> 02:09:28,400
像那个你在你在那个住面试的时候

3165
02:09:28,400 --> 02:09:29,600
上半身穿个西装

3166
02:09:29,600 --> 02:09:31,200
下半身穿个裤衩吧

3167
02:09:31,200 --> 02:09:33,120
那下半身当然是小裙子了

3168
02:09:33,120 --> 02:09:35,400
还能是什么嘞

3169
02:09:35,830 --> 02:09:37,870
主播今天什么颜色

3170
02:09:37,870 --> 02:09:42,340
今天是今天是find me winning lib

3171
02:09:49,040 --> 02:09:50,889
哎呦疼疼疼

3172
02:09:50,889 --> 02:09:53,469
这15分钟坐牢能不能做完了

3173
02:09:53,469 --> 02:09:55,029
谢谢燕燕的冲呀

3174
02:09:55,029 --> 02:09:56,169
感谢支持

3175
02:09:56,169 --> 02:09:59,409
谢谢群星本色的决选秀大太破费了

3176
02:09:59,409 --> 02:10:02,180
全本色成本是真的超可靠

3177
02:10:02,180 --> 02:10:05,200
主播的胜率现在还有62

3178
02:10:05,200 --> 02:10:07,480
这60里面起码有10%

3179
02:10:07,480 --> 02:10:11,440
跟群星本是有有超强的关系

3180
02:10:14,100 --> 02:10:15,000
我看一下

3181
02:10:17,520 --> 02:10:22,640
这c是什么时候打的1.18啊

3182
02:10:22,640 --> 02:10:24,020
已经十分钟了

3183
02:10:24,020 --> 02:10:25,400
我这东西停了

3184
02:10:25,400 --> 02:10:26,060
你知道吧

3185
02:10:26,060 --> 02:10:27,560
这东西停了

3186
02:10:28,260 --> 02:10:29,540
什么线看呀

3187
02:10:29,540 --> 02:10:32,540
我回头看了一眼那个我的机子

3188
02:10:32,540 --> 02:10:34,420
我不知道他为什么停了

3189
02:10:35,100 --> 02:10:36,620
试一下第三档吧

3190
02:10:36,620 --> 02:10:38,660
我们刚才把前两档试完了

3191
02:10:38,660 --> 02:10:39,800
看一下第三档

3192
02:10:39,800 --> 02:10:41,560
第三档是一个

3193
02:10:43,139 --> 02:10:45,120
你怎么没反应啊

3194
02:10:55,099 --> 02:11:00,079
我怎么觉得这三档都一样呢

3195
02:11:00,079 --> 02:11:02,690
大家没有感觉到什么差别

3196
02:11:02,690 --> 02:11:04,430
就是三个球在后面转

3197
02:11:07,730 --> 02:11:09,840
感觉不如那个机场啊

3198
02:11:09,840 --> 02:11:11,580
火车站里面那种

3199
02:11:11,580 --> 02:11:13,500
你往他身上坐

3200
02:11:13,500 --> 02:11:16,740
然后他就在你耳边的那个音响里面

3201
02:11:16,740 --> 02:11:19,110
叫你请扫码付款

3202
02:11:19,110 --> 02:11:21,820
请扫码付款嗯

3203
02:11:21,820 --> 02:11:25,930
请扫码扫码扫码为按摩一付款哦

3204
02:11:25,930 --> 02:11:29,080
然后什么请不要过长时间的坐在这里

3205
02:11:29,080 --> 02:11:30,520
什么什么之类的

3206
02:11:31,520 --> 02:11:35,680
我每次啊一类我就又没有正常的椅子

3207
02:11:35,680 --> 02:11:37,120
我就只能坐在那个上面

3208
02:11:37,120 --> 02:11:38,210
一坐在那个上面

3209
02:11:38,210 --> 02:11:41,540
他就开始在在在我耳朵边上那个音响

3210
02:11:41,540 --> 02:11:46,490
然后骂我之后我就很无语

3211
02:11:46,490 --> 02:11:49,520
我就点了他的骂我就我就分笔不刷

3212
02:11:49,520 --> 02:11:51,480
主打一个陪伴按摩椅

3213
02:11:52,350 --> 02:11:53,820
主播就粉笔不刷

3214
02:11:53,820 --> 02:11:55,940
主打一个陪伴按摩椅

3215
02:11:55,940 --> 02:11:56,780
换大头

3216
02:11:58,280 --> 02:11:58,880
错误了

3217
02:11:58,880 --> 02:11:59,480
看了看

3218
02:11:59,480 --> 02:12:01,860
发现自己播客主播

3219
02:12:01,860 --> 02:12:04,380
主播的麦克风不是一直都在身后吗

3220
02:12:04,380 --> 02:12:06,360
不是一直都挺大的

3221
02:12:06,360 --> 02:12:10,200
广场上人每个是按五分钟对

3222
02:12:10,200 --> 02:12:12,260
按完了之后他就让你付费

3223
02:12:12,960 --> 02:12:15,740
按完了之后神清气爽就可以走了

3224
02:12:17,060 --> 02:12:21,030
主播我的窗户叫的声音比你大

3225
02:12:21,030 --> 02:12:24,510
你为什么你的窗户叫的声音比我大

3226
02:12:24,510 --> 02:12:25,500
算什么本事

3227
02:12:25,500 --> 02:12:28,980
你叫叫那个什么的声音比我大啊

3228
02:12:28,980 --> 02:12:31,040
不是我服了

3229
02:12:31,040 --> 02:12:32,660
欢迎云霄云嗯

3230
02:12:34,280 --> 02:12:35,480
什么被动型人格

3231
02:12:35,480 --> 02:12:36,860
我就瘫在上面不动

3232
02:12:36,860 --> 02:12:37,460
你知道吗

3233
02:12:37,460 --> 02:12:39,160
主播就瘫在上面不动

3234
02:12:39,160 --> 02:12:40,600
真的好疼呀

3235
02:12:40,600 --> 02:12:46,120
你身边我的爱未眠都没什么差别了

3236
02:12:46,120 --> 02:12:47,370
你在说什么

3237
02:12:48,070 --> 02:12:49,500
我的按摩

3238
02:12:49,500 --> 02:12:50,730
我的按摩

3239
02:12:50,730 --> 02:12:53,310
欢迎雨天晚上好

3240
02:12:53,310 --> 02:12:55,310
雨天哎呀

3241
02:12:55,310 --> 02:12:57,650
疼疼疼疼疼疼疼不疼

3242
02:12:57,650 --> 02:12:59,260
跟跟受刑一样

3243
02:12:59,260 --> 02:13:00,730
我真是服了

3244
02:13:00,730 --> 02:13:02,510
你练一下

3245
02:13:02,510 --> 02:13:03,920
我不想听

3246
02:13:03,920 --> 02:13:05,360
你练一下

3247
02:13:05,360 --> 02:13:09,080
我不想切不好切啊

3248
02:13:09,080 --> 02:13:10,160
主播你不动

3249
02:13:10,160 --> 02:13:10,760
谁在动

3250
02:13:10,760 --> 02:13:12,140
敌不动我不动啊

3251
02:13:12,140 --> 02:13:14,399
山不就我我不就山

3252
02:13:14,399 --> 02:13:16,019
山再不救我

3253
02:13:16,019 --> 02:13:17,190
我还不救山

3254
02:13:17,190 --> 02:13:19,080
然后我我躺在原地

3255
02:13:19,080 --> 02:13:20,370
山也躺在原地

3256
02:13:20,370 --> 02:13:21,150
我们俩死了

3257
02:13:21,150 --> 02:13:24,350
哈哈哈哎呦哎呦

3258
02:13:24,350 --> 02:13:25,100
疼的呢

3259
02:13:25,100 --> 02:13:26,390
按摩椅在动啊

3260
02:13:26,390 --> 02:13:28,160
还能是谁在动啊

3261
02:13:28,160 --> 02:13:30,359
难不成是阉人在动人

3262
02:13:30,359 --> 02:13:31,379
家人动个屁

3263
02:13:31,379 --> 02:13:33,989
家人都是逮捕你

3264
02:13:33,989 --> 02:13:37,379
就是按摩机在动

3265
02:13:37,379 --> 02:13:38,640
你不动是啊

3266
02:13:40,440 --> 02:13:42,420
那他都动了

3267
02:13:42,420 --> 02:13:44,430
我还动干嘛呀对吧

3268
02:13:44,430 --> 02:13:47,880
我花钱买它不就是为了让他动的吗

3269
02:13:47,880 --> 02:13:50,210
不哎呦

3270
02:13:50,210 --> 02:13:53,180
♪ 寄出代表爱的明信 ♪

3271
02:13:53,180 --> 02:13:54,800
要是要我来动的话

3272
02:13:54,800 --> 02:13:56,600
那不变成了我给他按摩

3273
02:13:56,600 --> 02:13:58,820
那他应该给我付钱才对啊

3274
02:13:58,820 --> 02:14:01,400
♪ 小心把世界走遍 ♪

3275
02:14:01,400 --> 02:14:03,290
♪ 你就是庆典 ♪

3276
02:14:03,290 --> 02:14:04,280
你这不对吧

3277
02:14:04,280 --> 02:14:05,420
按摩机打爆

3278
02:14:05,420 --> 02:14:06,980
对一拳把他打爆

3279
02:14:06,980 --> 02:14:07,940
给我打疼了

3280
02:14:07,940 --> 02:14:08,900
给我按摩疼了

3281
02:14:08,900 --> 02:14:10,280
等下一拳把他打爆

3282
02:14:10,280 --> 02:14:12,140
把他关到地下室里面去

3283
02:14:12,140 --> 02:14:13,420
不给他吃饭

3284
02:14:13,420 --> 02:14:14,260
一辈子

3285
02:14:14,260 --> 02:14:17,590
把他的那个插头就放在插座边上

3286
02:14:17,590 --> 02:14:19,630
但是我却不给它插上去

3287
02:14:19,630 --> 02:14:23,899
我就拿着他那个充电线给它捆起来说啊

3288
02:14:23,899 --> 02:14:24,919
知道错了没

3289
02:14:24,919 --> 02:14:25,339
按

3290
02:14:25,339 --> 02:14:26,299
藤本公主

3291
02:14:26,299 --> 02:14:29,140
这就是你的下场啊对吧

3292
02:14:29,340 --> 02:14:31,040
惩罚你

3293
02:14:31,040 --> 02:14:32,120
惩罚你

3294
02:14:32,120 --> 02:14:36,020
这个这个永远只能跟这个插头

3295
02:14:36,020 --> 02:14:38,840
得到自己最心爱的电量一线之隔啊

3296
02:14:38,840 --> 02:14:41,909
惩罚你永远只能呆在暗黑的地下室

3297
02:14:42,989 --> 02:14:45,760
嗯还有这种癖好

3298
02:14:45,760 --> 02:14:47,120
我不知道诶

3299
02:14:47,120 --> 02:14:48,260
你也去按一下

3300
02:14:48,260 --> 02:14:49,220
你也去按一下吧

3301
02:14:49,220 --> 02:14:50,360
哦到时间了

3302
02:14:50,360 --> 02:14:52,020
大家定时到了

3303
02:14:52,020 --> 02:14:53,280
定时到了

3304
02:14:53,280 --> 02:14:55,200
应该是青夏的15分钟

3305
02:14:55,200 --> 02:14:56,630
家中爱玩了哇

3306
02:14:56,630 --> 02:14:58,570
他好精准啊

3307
02:14:58,570 --> 02:14:59,890
他好精致啊

3308
02:14:59,890 --> 02:15:01,360
大家他自己停了

3309
02:15:01,360 --> 02:15:02,770
我没设那个定时

3310
02:15:02,770 --> 02:15:04,330
然后我按了两轮

3311
02:15:04,330 --> 02:15:05,470
正好15分钟了

3312
02:15:05,470 --> 02:15:05,830
可以了

3313
02:15:05,830 --> 02:15:06,440
可以了

3314
02:15:06,440 --> 02:15:08,750
解放我的手可以动了

3315
02:15:08,750 --> 02:15:11,270
可是为过于阴暗

3316
02:15:11,270 --> 02:15:12,320
主播不会扬

3317
02:15:12,320 --> 02:15:13,700
对主播不会扬吧

3318
02:15:13,700 --> 02:15:14,480
不会发烧

3319
02:15:14,480 --> 02:15:15,980
就是因为太阴暗了

3320
02:15:15,980 --> 02:15:19,020
就是这样的一个阴暗的人

3321
02:15:19,020 --> 02:15:22,020
得要什么样的热度才能去照亮照

3322
02:15:23,300 --> 02:15:24,560
你还按吗

3323
02:15:24,560 --> 02:15:25,700
要不再按一会儿

3324
02:15:26,120 --> 02:15:28,520
我感觉不知道好没好呀

3325
02:15:28,520 --> 02:15:29,900
感觉脖子能动了

3326
02:15:29,900 --> 02:15:31,930
但是哎呦

3327
02:15:31,930 --> 02:15:35,290
明天起来会不会像被人打了一顿一样啊

3328
02:15:35,290 --> 02:15:37,840
有的时候按摩就是你刚按完时候

3329
02:15:37,840 --> 02:15:40,620
那一瞬间感觉神清气爽

3330
02:15:40,620 --> 02:15:43,200
然后第二天起来全身都是淤青

3331
02:15:43,200 --> 02:15:44,880
像被人打了一顿一样

3332
02:15:44,880 --> 02:15:46,320
好疼啊

3333
02:15:47,440 --> 02:15:48,900
阴暗到极致

3334
02:15:48,900 --> 02:15:51,930
就是既不会既不会抗原阳性

3335
02:15:51,930 --> 02:15:53,520
也不会那什么也不会

3336
02:15:53,520 --> 02:15:54,540
也不会发烧啊

3337
02:15:54,540 --> 02:15:58,280
因为这都是羊角才能发烧啊

3338
02:15:58,280 --> 02:16:00,000
主播是不会发烧的

3339
02:16:00,000 --> 02:16:01,680
怎么雨天也在这

3340
02:16:01,680 --> 02:16:06,390
雨天雨天跟我成立了这个北美嘴炮组合

3341
02:16:06,390 --> 02:16:08,000
对哈哈哈哈

3342
02:16:08,000 --> 02:16:10,400
北美起水泡组合呀

3343
02:16:10,400 --> 02:16:12,980
我们两个正在正在正在研究

3344
02:16:12,980 --> 02:16:17,000
怎么样才能把自己的水泡快点治好

3345
02:16:17,000 --> 02:16:20,240
你的心头填满一条殊途

3346
02:16:20,240 --> 02:16:21,620
我发现他不是不动了

3347
02:16:21,620 --> 02:16:25,219
大家的这咋还拆是吧

3348
02:16:25,219 --> 02:16:26,479
他不是不动了

3349
02:16:26,479 --> 02:16:28,850
他是他是特别慢

3350
02:16:28,850 --> 02:16:29,660
你知道吧

3351
02:16:29,660 --> 02:16:31,460
他真的他他他现在特别慢

3352
02:16:31,460 --> 02:16:33,279
就像那个没吃饭一样

3353
02:16:33,279 --> 02:16:35,139
怎么就这么点劲啊

3354
02:16:35,139 --> 02:16:37,479
谢谢青夏燃夕混沌鸟

3355
02:16:37,479 --> 02:16:41,689
你看东东国外22891位漂亮的小猫

3356
02:16:41,689 --> 02:16:45,049
里边请没吃饭一样

3357
02:16:45,049 --> 02:16:46,240
怎么回事啊

3358
02:16:47,160 --> 02:16:49,840
主播日评赛博老头没吃饭

3359
02:16:49,960 --> 02:16:51,760
不是他现在贼慢

3360
02:16:51,760 --> 02:16:52,300
你知道吗

3361
02:16:52,300 --> 02:16:53,950
现在柳州的盛典门票

3362
02:16:53,950 --> 02:16:55,480
感谢支持了好多年了

3363
02:16:55,480 --> 02:16:57,880
感动谢谢谢谢

3364
02:16:57,880 --> 02:16:59,800
真的真的很慢诶

3365
02:16:59,800 --> 02:17:03,430
但是主播腻子在你的身旁

3366
02:17:03,430 --> 02:17:06,550
比较比较廉价的这个按摩仪啊

3367
02:17:06,550 --> 02:17:08,470
比较廉价的按摩仪是这样的

3368
02:17:08,470 --> 02:17:11,980
你也不能就是躺在他的那个怀抱里面

3369
02:17:11,980 --> 02:17:14,020
你也不能感受他脾气的温暖

3370
02:17:14,020 --> 02:17:15,100
它只有一个背带

3371
02:17:15,100 --> 02:17:21,450
还需要你去手动去把把把着它这一颗心脏前生

3372
02:17:21,450 --> 02:17:24,609
所有未能说主播不养男友粉啊

3373
02:17:24,609 --> 02:17:26,679
因为主播说不养男友粉

3374
02:17:26,679 --> 02:17:29,360
所以他干脆不工作了是吧

3375
02:17:30,240 --> 02:17:32,060
能不能大点力气啊

3376
02:17:32,060 --> 02:17:33,760
这玩意怎么调呀

3377
02:17:38,900 --> 02:17:39,800
真的真的

3378
02:17:39,800 --> 02:17:45,120
他为什么现在力气这么小呀

3379
02:17:45,120 --> 02:17:48,600
哦我算是明白了

3380
02:17:48,600 --> 02:17:51,800
我们家是家传绝学的那个什么

3381
02:17:51,800 --> 02:17:52,490
你知道吧

3382
02:17:52,490 --> 02:17:55,550
我们家是家传绝学的颈椎病

3383
02:17:55,550 --> 02:17:59,540
虽然别人家可能家传了什么一两栋房子啊

3384
02:17:59,540 --> 02:18:01,130
什么家传宝玉

3385
02:18:01,130 --> 02:18:03,170
家传什么珠宝匣子

3386
02:18:03,170 --> 02:18:05,690
家传什么爷爷的祖宗是什么

3387
02:18:05,690 --> 02:18:08,340
什么什么那个特别厉害的人啊

3388
02:18:08,340 --> 02:18:09,060
什么之类的

3389
02:18:09,060 --> 02:18:09,780
我们家没有

3390
02:18:09,780 --> 02:18:14,440
我们家是三代单传的三代单传的颈椎病啊

3391
02:18:14,440 --> 02:18:16,210
哦我我姥爷

3392
02:18:16,210 --> 02:18:19,009
我姥爷传给了我的妈妈

3393
02:18:19,009 --> 02:18:20,389
我妈妈又传给了我

3394
02:18:20,389 --> 02:18:22,619
我们家三代单传的颈椎病

3395
02:18:26,560 --> 02:18:29,670
所以大部分的那个时候呢

3396
02:18:29,670 --> 02:18:34,120
我小的时候就跟着我妈妈出入那个按摩院

3397
02:18:34,120 --> 02:18:35,130
美容院

3398
02:18:35,130 --> 02:18:40,450
别人别人家的那个中年女性去美容院是什么

3399
02:18:40,450 --> 02:18:41,650
是做拉皮

3400
02:18:41,650 --> 02:18:42,460
做保养

3401
02:18:42,460 --> 02:18:44,080
打水光针啊

3402
02:18:44,080 --> 02:18:44,890
敷面膜

3403
02:18:44,890 --> 02:18:46,840
再不济的话做个spa之类的

3404
02:18:46,840 --> 02:18:48,650
我们家出入美容院

3405
02:18:48,650 --> 02:18:50,719
主要的目的就是按摩

3406
02:18:50,760 --> 02:18:53,520
哈哈主要的目的就是按摩呀

3407
02:18:53,520 --> 02:18:56,610
全美容院唯一一个天天去按摩的

3408
02:18:56,610 --> 02:18:57,360
很奇怪

3409
02:18:57,360 --> 02:18:57,840
你知道吧

3410
02:18:57,840 --> 02:18:58,980
颈椎病不是后天

3411
02:18:58,980 --> 02:18:59,889
我也不知道

3412
02:18:59,889 --> 02:19:03,219
我也不知道为什么我们家人这个疾病都很重

3413
02:19:03,340 --> 02:19:05,860
所以怀疑这是跟家里面有关系的

3414
02:19:05,860 --> 02:19:08,500
然后我爸爸那边的亲戚就都没有这个病

3415
02:19:08,500 --> 02:19:10,300
然后我妈妈这边的就都有

3416
02:19:10,300 --> 02:19:11,320
不知道为什么

3417
02:19:11,320 --> 02:19:13,330
谢谢柠檬不萌的心动卡

3418
02:19:13,330 --> 02:19:15,480
感谢支持阿里嘎多

3419
02:19:18,120 --> 02:19:21,320
所以霍金家族哈哈哈哈

3420
02:19:21,780 --> 02:19:24,900
那主播疑似没有继承霍金的智商呀

3421
02:19:24,900 --> 02:19:27,370
有有点那种聪明

3422
02:19:27,370 --> 02:19:29,980
就拿那个身体状况去换换换

3423
02:19:29,980 --> 02:19:30,160
换

3424
02:19:30,160 --> 02:19:32,590
聪明的话我觉得还是挺好的

3425
02:19:32,590 --> 02:19:34,510
因为我比较喜欢的人设

3426
02:19:34,510 --> 02:19:35,230
就在小说里面

3427
02:19:35,230 --> 02:19:38,700
喜欢看的人设就是那种呃力量很强

3428
02:19:38,700 --> 02:19:42,540
但是在其他的地方比较不太擅长生活呀

3429
02:19:42,540 --> 02:19:45,549
或者说就是有很大的副作用啊之类的

3430
02:19:45,549 --> 02:19:46,509
非常典型的

3431
02:19:46,509 --> 02:19:47,649
我觉得大家也挺喜欢的

3432
02:19:47,649 --> 02:19:50,369
就是龙族里面不是有个角色叫惠灵衣吗

3433
02:19:50,369 --> 02:19:52,199
他虽然特别厉害

3434
02:19:52,199 --> 02:19:54,089
但是他又又不懂事

3435
02:19:54,089 --> 02:19:55,049
又不能说话

3436
02:19:55,049 --> 02:20:01,660
就是这种这种这种呃缺点和优点都非常明显的

3437
02:20:01,660 --> 02:20:04,240
这种人人物设定啊感觉挺好的

3438
02:20:04,240 --> 02:20:07,599
假设说哎呦卧槽

3439
02:20:09,680 --> 02:20:11,350
哎呀呀呀呀

3440
02:20:11,350 --> 02:20:12,800
疼疼疼疼疼疼

3441
02:20:12,900 --> 02:20:16,290
主播喜欢浩克什么浩克啊

3442
02:20:16,290 --> 02:20:18,180
浩克浩克是不行不行

3443
02:20:18,180 --> 02:20:19,110
长得不好看

3444
02:20:19,110 --> 02:20:20,790
不喜欢长得不好看呢

3445
02:20:20,790 --> 02:20:22,220
哎我操

3446
02:20:25,020 --> 02:20:27,320
刚才像那个筋膜枪一样

3447
02:20:27,320 --> 02:20:30,489
就是我我右边手一下没拉住他

3448
02:20:30,489 --> 02:20:32,349
然后他就往下了一点

3449
02:20:32,349 --> 02:20:33,069
往下了一点

3450
02:20:33,069 --> 02:20:37,629
正好就就按在了那个关节中间那个缝中间

3451
02:20:37,629 --> 02:20:39,039
他往里面一怼

3452
02:20:39,039 --> 02:20:41,860
感觉一下魂飞天外

3453
02:20:41,860 --> 02:20:42,460
有点像

3454
02:20:42,460 --> 02:20:45,350
有点像风

3455
02:20:45,350 --> 02:20:46,970
我现在在开刀

3456
02:20:46,970 --> 02:20:48,119
我不确定啊

3457
02:20:48,334 --> 02:20:50,219
怎么忽然停会议

3458
02:20:50,219 --> 02:20:50,759
第一啊

3459
02:20:50,759 --> 02:20:52,619
就是类似于会一一这样的角色

3460
02:20:52,619 --> 02:20:54,179
大家不都挺喜欢的嘛

3461
02:20:54,179 --> 02:20:59,310
所以如果能用能用那种那种那什么呀

3462
02:20:59,310 --> 02:21:03,860
能用能用那个身体的健康换来一些头脑啊

3463
02:21:03,860 --> 02:21:06,260
智力啊或者是能力的强大

3464
02:21:06,260 --> 02:21:07,460
其实还挺好的

3465
02:21:07,460 --> 02:21:08,900
我还挺喜欢这样的

3466
02:21:08,900 --> 02:21:12,260
但是可能就比较比较困难吧

3467
02:21:12,260 --> 02:21:13,600
一般都挺困难的

3468
02:21:13,600 --> 02:21:15,460
真的不是物理打桩吗

3469
02:21:15,460 --> 02:21:16,300
牙咋又

3470
02:21:16,300 --> 02:21:18,640
等下给你办了清清没事

3471
02:21:18,640 --> 02:21:20,830
等下给你办了清清

3472
02:21:23,150 --> 02:21:25,220
喜欢你小孤独吗

3473
02:21:25,420 --> 02:21:27,730
小孤独是小怪兽

3474
02:21:27,730 --> 02:21:28,600
小孤独

3475
02:21:32,320 --> 02:21:36,640
我也哎呦喂不起哦

3476
02:21:36,640 --> 02:21:38,530
孤独摇滚没看过

3477
02:21:38,530 --> 02:21:39,130
对不起

3478
02:21:39,130 --> 02:21:39,910
没看过

3479
02:21:41,410 --> 02:21:42,130
没看过

3480
02:21:42,130 --> 02:21:44,019
你不知道你

3481
02:21:44,100 --> 02:21:47,950
孤独摇滚的女主挺好看的

3482
02:21:47,950 --> 02:21:49,480
但我之前不是说过吗

3483
02:21:49,480 --> 02:21:51,000
就是那种啊

3484
02:21:51,480 --> 02:21:55,320
因为带一个酒瓶底厚的眼镜或者刘海流的

3485
02:21:55,320 --> 02:21:57,019
盖过了眼镜之后

3486
02:21:57,720 --> 02:22:01,419
大家就发现不了她长得特别漂亮

3487
02:22:01,419 --> 02:22:05,109
一旦这个主角在假期的时候把那个刘海梳上去

3488
02:22:05,109 --> 02:22:06,519
或者把眼镜摘掉

3489
02:22:06,519 --> 02:22:07,890
就像换了一个人一样

3490
02:22:07,890 --> 02:22:10,050
这种事情是不可能发生的

3491
02:22:10,050 --> 02:22:11,310
又要给他设置

3492
02:22:11,310 --> 02:22:12,170
那什么

3493
02:22:12,170 --> 02:22:15,980
又要又要给他设置一个那种呃

3494
02:22:15,980 --> 02:22:18,260
不太不太不太那什么的身份

3495
02:22:18,260 --> 02:22:19,280
然后又要这样子

3496
02:22:19,280 --> 02:22:20,960
不可以主播

3497
02:22:20,960 --> 02:22:23,180
你去看山田两把是谁啊

3498
02:22:23,180 --> 02:22:26,519
山田凉谁不认识

3499
02:22:28,800 --> 02:22:32,300
唉哟我在在那边抱着他打字好费劲啊

3500
02:22:33,920 --> 02:22:35,099
山田凉

3501
02:22:38,800 --> 02:22:40,380
对我还没讲完呢

3502
02:22:40,380 --> 02:22:42,390
那个按摩的那个事情啊

3503
02:22:42,390 --> 02:22:47,580
山田凉介是山田凉介

3504
02:22:47,580 --> 02:22:50,340
是东京都出身的日本偶像

3505
02:22:50,340 --> 02:22:51,630
什么呀

3506
02:22:52,390 --> 02:22:54,630
它看起来经常染头发

3507
02:22:54,630 --> 02:22:55,530
是牛郎吗

3508
02:22:55,530 --> 02:22:56,279
是你的

3509
02:22:56,279 --> 02:22:57,659
是你的那什么吗

3510
02:22:57,659 --> 02:22:58,799
是你的偶像吗

3511
02:22:58,799 --> 02:23:00,359
是你的牛郎偶像吗

3512
02:23:00,359 --> 02:23:02,439
不太认识这是谁啊

3513
02:23:04,880 --> 02:23:08,240
不会主播就是这样的美少女吧

3514
02:23:08,240 --> 02:23:09,680
对主播平时头不梳

3515
02:23:09,680 --> 02:23:10,280
脸不洗的

3516
02:23:10,280 --> 02:23:13,390
一旦化妆就会绽放出惊人的美丽啊

3517
02:23:13,390 --> 02:23:17,389
然后然后这个平常把头发随便一扎

3518
02:23:17,389 --> 02:23:19,039
梳一个太太的发型

3519
02:23:19,039 --> 02:23:20,989
穿一身学校的文化衫

3520
02:23:20,989 --> 02:23:24,370
戴着个红色的大毛线帽

3521
02:23:24,370 --> 02:23:28,060
背着个破破烂烂的100块钱的

3522
02:23:28,060 --> 02:23:34,090
在国内那个在国内名创优品买的那个帆布书包

3523
02:23:34,090 --> 02:23:35,470
去上学的时候

3524
02:23:35,470 --> 02:23:39,690
跟主播平时那个啊当那个party king的时候

3525
02:23:39,690 --> 02:23:42,340
穿这个镶钻小礼裙

3526
02:23:42,340 --> 02:23:44,380
带主播的全套首饰

3527
02:23:44,380 --> 02:23:46,570
然后挽一个精美的发簪

3528
02:23:46,570 --> 02:23:49,710
穿上6cm的高跟鞋的时候

3529
02:23:49,710 --> 02:23:52,290
再再拿一个那种没有链子的手

3530
02:23:52,290 --> 02:23:55,050
拿包的时候就是非常婉约啊是吧

3531
02:23:55,050 --> 02:23:56,550
就判若两人啊

3532
02:23:56,550 --> 02:23:58,470
做梦不可能怎么可能呢

3533
02:23:58,470 --> 02:24:01,180
主播永远都是死宅啊啊

3534
02:24:04,460 --> 02:24:07,750
什么客观印象好乐就是这样的呀

3535
02:24:07,750 --> 02:24:08,880
怎么可能啊

3536
02:24:08,880 --> 02:24:10,920
做梦呢吧

3537
02:24:11,020 --> 02:24:14,580
我老觉得山田凉看着像佳乐哦

3538
02:24:14,580 --> 02:24:16,240
哦带带他

3539
02:24:16,240 --> 02:24:17,080
你可以带呀

3540
02:24:17,080 --> 02:24:17,800
没关系

3541
02:24:17,800 --> 02:24:18,460
你可以带

3542
02:24:18,460 --> 02:24:19,960
反正他没反对啊

3543
02:24:19,960 --> 02:24:21,580
反正他没反对

3544
02:24:21,580 --> 02:24:24,820
我去你的也是孤独摇滚里的是谁啊

3545
02:24:24,820 --> 02:24:27,820
我看看山田凉

3546
02:24:38,790 --> 02:24:44,349
oh oh oh oh孤独摇滚

3547
02:24:45,169 --> 02:24:47,079
平常沉默寡言

3548
02:24:47,079 --> 02:24:52,000
一谈到摇滚就会就会就会

3549
02:24:54,100 --> 02:24:55,340
我看看啊

3550
02:24:57,820 --> 02:25:02,960
♪ 一起放在这里感恩的 ♪

3551
02:25:02,960 --> 02:25:04,850
虽然家庭富裕

3552
02:25:04,850 --> 02:25:06,500
但是喜欢乐器

3553
02:25:06,500 --> 02:25:07,730
经常缺钱

3554
02:25:07,730 --> 02:25:10,040
社交恐惧症啊

3555
02:25:10,040 --> 02:25:12,350
不是这什么还吃草

3556
02:25:12,350 --> 02:25:13,640
我不会吃草啊

3557
02:25:13,640 --> 02:25:17,210
吃草会中毒的

3558
02:25:17,310 --> 02:25:19,490
长得还挺漂亮的

3559
02:25:19,490 --> 02:25:21,050
长得挺好看的

3560
02:25:21,050 --> 02:25:22,600
我还挺喜欢她的

3561
02:25:28,580 --> 02:25:29,630
这什么词条

3562
02:25:29,630 --> 02:25:31,460
不是乐团里的小白脸吗

3563
02:25:31,460 --> 02:25:32,300
不知道呀

3564
02:25:32,300 --> 02:25:36,700
山田凉漫画作者绘制动画版人设图

3565
02:25:36,700 --> 02:25:39,029
蓝发黄瞳不是他吗

3566
02:25:39,029 --> 02:25:41,939
然后那个刘海遮眼睛

3567
02:25:41,939 --> 02:25:43,709
这bgm是什么呀

3568
02:25:43,709 --> 02:25:47,350
烟草烟草人不是借前辈吗

3569
02:25:47,350 --> 02:25:47,590
是啊

3570
02:25:47,590 --> 02:25:50,710
她看着还挺漂亮的呀

3571
02:25:53,710 --> 02:25:54,490
晚上好

3572
02:25:54,490 --> 02:25:57,970
又说谢谢群星百事的15个幸运钥匙捏

3573
02:25:57,970 --> 02:25:58,930
阿里嘎多

3574
02:25:58,930 --> 02:25:59,840
谢谢

3575
02:26:01,760 --> 02:26:03,700
♪ 摩托gle ♪

3576
02:26:03,700 --> 02:26:06,220
♪ 宝可梦里天天有摩托 ♪

3577
02:26:06,220 --> 02:26:08,240
♪ jule day ♪

3578
02:26:09,600 --> 02:26:12,540
我现在都听不见歌了

3579
02:26:12,540 --> 02:26:14,619
我只能听见这玩意儿在我后面

3580
02:26:14,619 --> 02:26:17,679
哗啦哗啦哗啦哗啦的哈哈哈哈

3581
02:26:17,679 --> 02:26:20,500
哗啦哗啦的响啊

3582
02:26:20,500 --> 02:26:21,460
谢谢群星

3583
02:26:21,460 --> 02:26:23,260
本次的38个牛蛙

3584
02:26:26,620 --> 02:26:29,000
啊这是东方粽子小花

3585
02:26:32,420 --> 02:26:33,620
看虚拟主播的

3586
02:26:33,620 --> 02:26:35,500
哪有不二次元的

3587
02:26:35,500 --> 02:26:36,910
我跟你说吧

3588
02:26:36,910 --> 02:26:41,900
次元最狠的就是就是就是二次元本人啦

3589
02:26:44,000 --> 02:26:46,780
你看那些骂杀软二次元的

3590
02:26:46,780 --> 02:26:51,040
一般点开他首页多多少少都沾点二次元

3591
02:26:51,040 --> 02:26:53,320
你要是不沾二次元的话

3592
02:26:53,320 --> 02:26:54,860
是没有办法精通的

3593
02:26:54,860 --> 02:26:58,430
清楚的知道二次元每一个痛点在哪里的

3594
02:26:58,430 --> 02:27:02,180
所以一定要自己也是二次元才能够骂明白

3595
02:27:02,180 --> 02:27:03,460
欢迎顾父爱

3596
02:27:03,460 --> 02:27:08,200
山西不是也好久没见你上来

3597
02:27:08,200 --> 02:27:09,220
你不是二次元

3598
02:27:09,220 --> 02:27:11,220
你可以是你不要害怕嘛

3599
02:27:11,220 --> 02:27:12,510
你可以吃的

3600
02:27:12,510 --> 02:27:14,140
别怕

3601
02:27:14,780 --> 02:27:16,000
有锤子群

3602
02:27:16,000 --> 02:27:17,740
二群只会被砍头的

3603
02:27:17,740 --> 02:27:19,600
没有参与就没有发言权

3604
02:27:19,600 --> 02:27:20,800
七连胜了

3605
02:27:20,800 --> 02:27:21,460
谢谢群星

3606
02:27:21,460 --> 02:27:23,080
本视为胜利做出的贡献

3607
02:27:23,080 --> 02:27:28,540
你好多你爱的爱的主播的胜场

3608
02:27:28,540 --> 02:27:32,320
意思是爱主播的60胜率

3609
02:27:32,320 --> 02:27:34,720
一次全是群星本事撑起来的

3610
02:27:34,720 --> 02:27:35,840
我的眼泪

3611
02:27:36,060 --> 02:27:38,520
今天晚上今天晚上赢得场次

3612
02:27:39,540 --> 02:27:41,699
青夏群星哎

3613
02:27:42,620 --> 02:27:44,260
给给各位爹磕一个

3614
02:27:44,260 --> 02:27:45,880
给各位爹磕一个主播

3615
02:27:45,880 --> 02:27:49,120
主播今天居然从七连败到七连胜

3616
02:27:49,120 --> 02:27:50,380
给各位爹磕一个

3617
02:27:50,380 --> 02:27:51,539
感谢支持

3618
02:27:51,620 --> 02:27:53,180
我觉得我是主播

3619
02:27:53,180 --> 02:27:54,260
能骂骂你吗

3620
02:27:54,260 --> 02:27:55,580
主播浓度没有你高

3621
02:27:55,580 --> 02:27:56,920
怎么骂你呢

3622
02:27:58,760 --> 02:28:00,700
主播的浓度都没有你高

3623
02:28:00,700 --> 02:28:01,930
我怎么骂你

3624
02:28:01,930 --> 02:28:05,560
忽然人之初主打一个人机啊

3625
02:28:05,560 --> 02:28:09,690
嗯你的你的那什么

3626
02:28:09,690 --> 02:28:11,850
你的辉夜给你放你的辉夜吧

3627
02:28:14,190 --> 02:28:14,960
飞吧

3628
02:28:14,960 --> 02:28:17,360
我好像只会这一句啊

3629
02:28:17,360 --> 02:28:18,230
别的不会的

3630
02:28:18,230 --> 02:28:19,840
剩下你自己听吧

3631
02:28:21,200 --> 02:28:22,480
主播是易拉罐

3632
02:28:22,480 --> 02:28:23,590
只看小圆

3633
02:28:23,590 --> 02:28:25,300
那我就喜欢小圆嘛

3634
02:28:26,560 --> 02:28:29,429
你觉得你是不会有棍学长吧

3635
02:28:29,429 --> 02:28:31,619
哎呦被你发现了

3636
02:28:31,619 --> 02:28:33,989
那我也没有必要再隐藏了

3637
02:28:33,989 --> 02:28:36,709
哈哈哈哎呦

3638
02:28:36,709 --> 02:28:39,000
主播现在不看动漫了吗

3639
02:28:40,720 --> 02:28:42,180
看的比较少了

3640
02:28:42,180 --> 02:28:45,720
主要是出国了之后吧

3641
02:28:49,080 --> 02:28:51,300
第一是不能缓存了

3642
02:28:51,300 --> 02:28:55,920
我看动画以前都是拿一个那种二手的手机

3643
02:28:55,920 --> 02:28:58,020
然后等到周六周日的时候

3644
02:28:58,020 --> 02:29:02,220
跑到附近书店里面蹭个wifi一口气吧

3645
02:29:02,220 --> 02:29:06,040
我想看所有的动画全都缓存下来之后

3646
02:29:06,040 --> 02:29:08,440
留到那个没有网的时候

3647
02:29:08,440 --> 02:29:11,640
或者在学校里面体育课的时候偷偷看的

3648
02:29:11,640 --> 02:29:14,340
这种偷来的时间就非常珍贵啊

3649
02:29:14,340 --> 02:29:17,760
但是就比如说米米娅加班的时候呢

3650
02:29:17,760 --> 02:29:19,980
大家都都都非常珍惜

3651
02:29:19,980 --> 02:29:21,780
但明明正常直播的时候

3652
02:29:21,780 --> 02:29:23,640
你却放弃又追悔莫及

3653
02:29:23,640 --> 02:29:24,180
就这样

3654
02:29:24,180 --> 02:29:25,100
你知道吗

3655
02:29:25,100 --> 02:29:27,800
你天天在家里小角落缓存啥

3656
02:29:27,800 --> 02:29:29,540
我留下习惯了呀

3657
02:29:29,540 --> 02:29:33,340
那段时间主包主包还能缓存的时候

3658
02:29:33,340 --> 02:29:35,440
把b站的小圆缓存了下来

3659
02:29:35,440 --> 02:29:37,060
一直到换手机

3660
02:29:37,060 --> 02:29:39,880
这个小圆就多没多没多没内存

3661
02:29:39,880 --> 02:29:41,660
都一直留在手机里面

3662
02:29:41,660 --> 02:29:43,820
碰到一个喜欢看动画的

3663
02:29:43,820 --> 02:29:45,680
我就直接拿手机给他放

3664
02:29:45,680 --> 02:29:46,700
压着他看

3665
02:29:48,440 --> 02:29:51,350
有一种传播绝望影像的感觉

3666
02:29:51,350 --> 02:29:54,100
嗯易拉罐不应该引的都是巨人

3667
02:29:54,100 --> 02:29:54,580
吃货

3668
02:29:54,580 --> 02:29:56,080
刀剑之类的别提了

3669
02:29:56,080 --> 02:29:58,840
当时看巨人真没看明白啥呀

3670
02:29:58,840 --> 02:30:00,540
都学会磕cp了

3671
02:30:00,630 --> 02:30:03,360
但是看巨人真没看明白啥

3672
02:30:03,360 --> 02:30:05,280
我也没觉得巨人多好看

3673
02:30:05,280 --> 02:30:09,740
但当时实在是有太多人在在写巨人的同人文了

3674
02:30:09,740 --> 02:30:11,900
导致我也不小心看了几天了啊

3675
02:30:11,900 --> 02:30:12,680
很不小心

3676
02:30:14,360 --> 02:30:15,980
怪不得没有人喜欢

3677
02:30:15,980 --> 02:30:17,060
怎么啦

3678
02:30:17,060 --> 02:30:18,860
小新不喜欢小圆的人

3679
02:30:18,860 --> 02:30:21,500
感觉留在世界上也没有什么意义啊

3680
02:30:21,500 --> 02:30:24,980
嗯欢迎杨先生

3681
02:30:25,720 --> 02:30:27,190
还有人看巨人

3682
02:30:27,190 --> 02:30:29,440
就是他刚出的那个时候嘛

3683
02:30:29,440 --> 02:30:30,160
刚出的时候

3684
02:30:30,160 --> 02:30:34,450
大家不都会唱那个那个红莲的弓矢是吧

3685
02:30:34,450 --> 02:30:36,680
他那个op是这个对吧

3686
02:30:36,680 --> 02:30:39,050
当时当时很多人喜欢呀

3687
02:30:39,050 --> 02:30:40,820
当时很多人喜欢主播的

3688
02:30:40,820 --> 02:30:43,460
主播的连胜即将止步在这了吗

3689
02:30:47,400 --> 02:30:49,430
那你怎么评价老师

3690
02:30:49,430 --> 02:30:50,240
晚上好

3691
02:30:50,240 --> 02:30:50,870
小黑

3692
02:30:50,870 --> 02:30:52,040
我不知道呀

3693
02:30:52,040 --> 02:30:54,480
点歌国玉的战争

3694
02:30:54,480 --> 02:30:56,370
这个不能点吧

3695
02:30:56,370 --> 02:30:58,560
按着别人的头看动画

3696
02:30:58,560 --> 02:31:00,120
谁会喜欢主播呀

3697
02:31:00,120 --> 02:31:03,140
那那怎么办呢

3698
02:31:03,140 --> 02:31:05,660
那我按着阴阳人的头跟我一起看动画

3699
02:31:05,660 --> 02:31:07,160
阴阳人会喜欢我吗

3700
02:31:07,160 --> 02:31:09,120
燕人会讨厌我吗

3701
02:31:09,120 --> 02:31:11,280
那岩人也不会讨厌我吧

3702
02:31:11,280 --> 02:31:12,660
不喜欢小圆

3703
02:31:12,660 --> 02:31:13,920
喜欢小美人怎么办

3704
02:31:13,920 --> 02:31:15,380
我也喜欢炎啊

3705
02:31:15,380 --> 02:31:17,630
我也比较喜欢盐

3706
02:31:17,630 --> 02:31:20,850
所以说其实你更喜欢圆和颜

3707
02:31:20,850 --> 02:31:23,600
就对于你的

3708
02:31:23,700 --> 02:31:27,890
你的对于事情的看法就可能有点折射出来了吧

3709
02:31:27,890 --> 02:31:29,840
抛出性格相关的问题

3710
02:31:29,840 --> 02:31:31,400
我就是那种啊

3711
02:31:31,400 --> 02:31:34,760
只要这么什么我比较重视的人过得好

3712
02:31:34,760 --> 02:31:35,510
世界怎么样

3713
02:31:35,510 --> 02:31:36,590
我不太关心

3714
02:31:36,590 --> 02:31:38,580
其实本质是这样的性格啊

3715
02:31:38,580 --> 02:31:42,360
但是圆的话就是哪怕这个人跟我没关系对吧

3716
02:31:42,360 --> 02:31:45,660
我也会考虑到对方是集体啊

3717
02:31:45,660 --> 02:31:47,720
或者是对方不需要照顾

3718
02:31:47,720 --> 02:31:50,750
然后把近在咫尺的这种幸福

3719
02:31:50,750 --> 02:31:52,760
把自己的和自己的朋友的幸福

3720
02:31:52,760 --> 02:31:53,980
牺牲掉的这种性格

3721
02:31:57,260 --> 02:31:59,470
能被按头好耶

3722
02:31:59,470 --> 02:32:02,400
那你们要是认识以前的我八成的话

3723
02:32:02,400 --> 02:32:04,260
比沈老师跟柳州这样

3724
02:32:04,260 --> 02:32:07,470
天天天天天天天天搞在一起的

3725
02:32:07,470 --> 02:32:09,330
你们要是能在以前认识我

3726
02:32:09,330 --> 02:32:09,810
搞不好

3727
02:32:09,810 --> 02:32:13,200
主播会直接把你们俩头像贴在直播间

3728
02:32:13,200 --> 02:32:15,810
然后给你们做一个啵嘴小动画

3729
02:32:15,810 --> 02:32:18,900
把你们俩头像挂在那个啵嘴的小模型上面

3730
02:32:18,900 --> 02:32:21,849
让你们俩直播播播播播就挂在直播间里面

3731
02:32:21,849 --> 02:32:24,129
谁在我面前在这边搞男同

3732
02:32:24,129 --> 02:32:27,189
我就把你们的头像贴在这个啵嘴小动画上面

3733
02:32:27,189 --> 02:32:30,679
就天天天天就在我直播间播播就得了啊

3734
02:32:30,920 --> 02:32:33,020
但是你是小圆的性格

3735
02:32:33,020 --> 02:32:34,300
就是矛盾了

3736
02:32:34,300 --> 02:32:35,200
也不一定嘛

3737
02:32:35,200 --> 02:32:36,340
你看远喜欢颜

3738
02:32:36,340 --> 02:32:36,640
颜

3739
02:32:36,640 --> 02:32:37,420
喜欢圆嘛

3740
02:32:37,420 --> 02:32:38,400
这不挺好的嘛

3741
02:32:38,400 --> 02:32:40,020
严虽然是自己那种性格

3742
02:32:40,020 --> 02:32:41,520
但是他喜欢小圆啊

3743
02:32:41,520 --> 02:32:42,690
很正常呀

3744
02:32:42,690 --> 02:32:44,789
错过了才念什么

3745
02:32:44,789 --> 02:32:46,979
错过好好好不行啊

3746
02:32:46,979 --> 02:32:47,999
那得竞标啊

3747
02:32:47,999 --> 02:32:48,959
你们要多想上的话

3748
02:32:48,959 --> 02:32:51,820
那只能竞标了以后做做一个动画

3749
02:32:52,840 --> 02:32:53,860
做一个动画

3750
02:32:53,860 --> 02:32:56,140
然后竞不竞竞争上岗啊

3751
02:32:56,140 --> 02:32:58,240
比如我今天把沈老师挂在直播间

3752
02:32:58,240 --> 02:33:00,130
另外一个头像是空的

3753
02:33:00,130 --> 02:33:03,100
然后你们你们你们你们自己竞争

3754
02:33:03,100 --> 02:33:04,690
自己自己贴在上面

3755
02:33:04,690 --> 02:33:06,970
就等我下播的时候

3756
02:33:06,970 --> 02:33:10,480
这个人的头像上面会不会贴得像那个葡萄一样

3757
02:33:10,480 --> 02:33:12,640
贴了一串的那种圆形头像

3758
02:33:14,080 --> 02:33:15,640
你最近换姨太太了

3759
02:33:15,640 --> 02:33:17,080
你可真封建好了

3760
02:33:17,080 --> 02:33:18,040
我的时间到了

3761
02:33:18,040 --> 02:33:18,760
他停了

3762
02:33:19,040 --> 02:33:21,310
时间到了嘞

3763
02:33:21,310 --> 02:33:22,860
好封建啊

3764
02:33:22,860 --> 02:33:23,580
好锋利

3765
02:33:23,580 --> 02:33:24,360
好变态

3766
02:33:24,360 --> 02:33:25,740
人家挂榜一老偷

3767
02:33:25,740 --> 02:33:27,020
你挂榜一难通

3768
02:33:27,020 --> 02:33:28,370
那我们的榜一

3769
02:33:28,370 --> 02:33:31,460
我的榜一老头可以跟那个那个什么

3770
02:33:31,460 --> 02:33:33,740
可以跟可以跟那个专业人士搞

3771
02:33:33,740 --> 02:33:35,420
南通不是挺好的吗

3772
02:33:35,420 --> 02:33:38,869
这不是挺好的吗

3773
02:33:41,729 --> 02:33:43,879
我觉得也不错啦

3774
02:33:43,879 --> 02:33:46,260
你有什么意见吗

3775
02:33:46,260 --> 02:33:48,240
♪ 呀呀呀呀呀 ♪

3776
02:33:50,160 --> 02:33:51,600
看看我们今天的舰长

3777
02:33:51,600 --> 02:33:53,459
1234567

3778
02:33:53,459 --> 02:33:54,059
还差一个

3779
02:33:54,059 --> 02:33:54,899
能加两天

3780
02:33:54,899 --> 02:33:57,619
晚场人有兴趣吗

3781
02:34:05,180 --> 02:34:07,360
要开最贵的那瓶酒

3782
02:34:09,640 --> 02:34:11,140
你跟沈老师搞在一起

3783
02:34:14,750 --> 02:34:15,430
那不用

3784
02:34:15,430 --> 02:34:17,290
我今晚加完了

3785
02:34:17,290 --> 02:34:18,850
今晚加了多少呀

3786
02:34:18,850 --> 02:34:19,900
没兴趣是吧

3787
02:34:19,900 --> 02:34:22,480
米神你榜一老头不是夜海王吗

3788
02:34:24,460 --> 02:34:26,140
米神是什么鬼啊

3789
02:34:26,140 --> 02:34:31,980
哈哈哈哎v圈v圈米开头的浓浓风神的

3790
02:34:38,220 --> 02:34:39,440
怎么能卖掉

3791
02:34:39,440 --> 02:34:41,300
然然的不可以卖

3792
02:34:41,300 --> 02:34:44,000
然然一人在加班时间被清空了吗

3793
02:34:44,000 --> 02:34:45,140
在加呢

3794
02:34:45,140 --> 02:34:48,800
12341个半小时起

3795
02:34:48,800 --> 02:34:50,300
现在已经加了一个小时了

3796
02:34:50,300 --> 02:34:51,200
我还欠多少

3797
02:34:51,200 --> 02:34:52,970
我怎么还欠这么多

3798
02:34:53,920 --> 02:34:55,960
我怎么还欠这么多呀

3799
02:34:55,960 --> 02:34:56,620
欢迎大头

3800
02:34:59,020 --> 02:35:00,880
主播居然还会黑桃a

3801
02:35:00,880 --> 02:35:01,840
我会呀

3802
02:35:01,840 --> 02:35:03,910
主播黑桃a这个很厉害的

3803
02:35:03,910 --> 02:35:04,540
真的吗

3804
02:35:04,540 --> 02:35:07,340
你相信吗

3805
02:35:09,360 --> 02:35:10,820
捧杀怎么说

3806
02:35:10,820 --> 02:35:15,190
捧杀有限制币的梁木起来了

3807
02:35:15,190 --> 02:35:17,140
你第一次听冉宝就冲

3808
02:35:17,140 --> 02:35:17,920
然然嘛

3809
02:35:17,920 --> 02:35:18,939
然然嘛

3810
02:35:19,180 --> 02:35:21,039
本来叫什么

3811
02:35:21,380 --> 02:35:26,900
然然这个称呼好像是我这边先叫的

3812
02:35:26,900 --> 02:35:28,100
还是娜娜

3813
02:35:28,100 --> 02:35:29,960
那边先叫我忘了

3814
02:35:30,360 --> 02:35:33,680
谢谢千之星的关注

3815
02:35:35,900 --> 02:35:36,580
哎呀

3816
02:35:39,100 --> 02:35:41,020
这东西就像书包一样

3817
02:35:41,020 --> 02:35:41,980
背了半天

3818
02:35:41,980 --> 02:35:43,420
把泥石把它卸下来

3819
02:35:43,420 --> 02:35:44,740
你会觉得很不适应

3820
02:35:44,740 --> 02:35:48,669
为什么主播会

3821
02:35:48,669 --> 02:35:50,470
如果我是dj

3822
02:35:50,470 --> 02:35:52,210
你会爱我吗

3823
02:35:53,890 --> 02:35:57,390
我会那个我会那个鬼畜版的

3824
02:35:57,390 --> 02:36:00,210
可是我会鬼畜版的孤独

3825
02:36:00,210 --> 02:36:03,180
♪ 站在城市天际线 ♪

3826
02:36:03,180 --> 02:36:05,020
♪ 别问我而来 ♪

3827
02:36:05,020 --> 02:36:06,520
对我这边叫然然

3828
02:36:06,520 --> 02:36:11,460
娜娜那边叫腋毛都不如善恶的分界

3829
02:36:13,440 --> 02:36:18,439
不会那个那个当年的那个四倩做的那个什么呃

3830
02:36:20,020 --> 02:36:21,240
好像会吧

3831
02:36:21,240 --> 02:36:23,040
电音电钱你不会真的吗

3832
02:36:23,040 --> 02:36:24,360
主播会快乐崇拜

3833
02:36:24,360 --> 02:36:25,440
你想听什么

3834
02:36:25,440 --> 02:36:26,720
你想听什么

3835
02:36:27,540 --> 02:36:29,599
要听那个呃

3836
02:36:30,000 --> 02:36:32,940
现在让钻石白银像钻石

3837
02:36:32,940 --> 02:36:34,260
像白银崇拜是吧

3838
02:36:34,260 --> 02:36:35,460
你是不是想听这个

3839
02:36:35,460 --> 02:36:39,220
就是昨天你喊我开大乱斗大头

3840
02:36:39,480 --> 02:36:41,779
然后你怎么跑了

3841
02:36:42,520 --> 02:36:44,580
你昨天喊我开大乱斗

3842
02:36:44,580 --> 02:36:47,400
然后我我还我还特别特别开心

3843
02:36:47,400 --> 02:36:48,120
开了一把

3844
02:36:48,120 --> 02:36:50,560
结果你跑了什么什么情况

3845
02:36:50,560 --> 02:36:54,040
说不定等下红地毯的问号都打过来了

3846
02:36:54,040 --> 02:36:54,940
谁打问号了

3847
02:36:54,940 --> 02:36:57,220
除非你会发个红地毯打问号

3848
02:36:57,220 --> 02:36:59,399
或者或者说一路走好

3849
02:36:59,399 --> 02:37:00,389
还有谁啊

3850
02:37:00,389 --> 02:37:01,699
还有谁啊

3851
02:37:04,660 --> 02:37:06,030
真要听吗

3852
02:37:06,030 --> 02:37:06,840
什么呀

3853
02:37:06,840 --> 02:37:10,300
如果这是什么呀

3854
02:37:10,300 --> 02:37:11,440
什么钓鱼啊

3855
02:37:11,440 --> 02:37:13,000
骗我掉分的

3856
02:37:13,960 --> 02:37:15,600
我再也不相信你了

3857
02:37:15,600 --> 02:37:17,720
我再也不相信你

3858
02:37:19,060 --> 02:37:20,610
你钓我的鱼

3859
02:37:20,610 --> 02:37:25,000
我再也不相信我服了

3860
02:37:25,000 --> 02:37:27,580
我真是扣胜率罢了

3861
02:37:27,580 --> 02:37:29,560
这胜率都再再往下退

3862
02:37:29,560 --> 02:37:30,820
都要都要没了

3863
02:37:30,820 --> 02:37:32,290
还扣胜率啊

3864
02:37:32,290 --> 02:37:34,510
那七八十空过来就得了

3865
02:37:34,510 --> 02:37:35,530
看看你也开的话

3866
02:37:35,530 --> 02:37:37,060
能不能垫刀是吗

3867
02:37:37,060 --> 02:37:38,170
电刀是吧

3868
02:37:38,170 --> 02:37:39,550
没有我也开pk

3869
02:37:39,550 --> 02:37:41,720
你要你要跟我打是吧

3870
02:37:42,720 --> 02:37:44,360
你要跟我打起来

3871
02:37:44,360 --> 02:37:45,620
你什么段位啊

3872
02:37:45,620 --> 02:37:46,960
你什么段位啊

3873
02:37:47,380 --> 02:37:49,930
看看遇到你应该不行吧

3874
02:37:49,930 --> 02:37:51,400
好像是遇不到的

3875
02:37:51,400 --> 02:37:55,540
一般来说它这个会有一个会有一个机制的

3876
02:37:55,540 --> 02:37:58,360
就哪怕你跟我就全b站

3877
02:37:58,360 --> 02:38:02,690
只有你跟我跟那个跟跟小妹同时开pk

3878
02:38:02,690 --> 02:38:04,910
那肯定是你在等待排位

3879
02:38:04,910 --> 02:38:06,200
然后我打小妹

3880
02:38:06,200 --> 02:38:08,510
我也不知道为什么肯定是这样的

3881
02:38:09,240 --> 02:38:10,620
很奇怪呀

3882
02:38:10,620 --> 02:38:11,900
嗯很奇怪

3883
02:38:12,080 --> 02:38:15,380
连麦pk连麦pk那得指定啊

3884
02:38:15,380 --> 02:38:17,679
我不想连麦pk有回音的

3885
02:38:17,860 --> 02:38:20,020
我看一下你们谁要听什么

3886
02:38:20,020 --> 02:38:22,019
谁要听黑桃a是吧

3887
02:38:22,740 --> 02:38:24,440
能不能别骂我呀

3888
02:38:24,440 --> 02:38:26,019
黑桃也别骂我

3889
02:38:27,320 --> 02:38:31,600
我看他们唱黑桃a都是那种很很很涩的

3890
02:38:31,600 --> 02:38:32,620
很色气的

3891
02:38:32,620 --> 02:38:37,060
我在首页刷好几个黑桃a都是那种嗯

3892
02:38:37,060 --> 02:38:38,500
再来一杯嘛

3893
02:38:38,500 --> 02:38:40,600
那种那种很很好听

3894
02:38:40,600 --> 02:38:41,860
没放的哎

3895
02:38:41,860 --> 02:38:42,900
没放呢

3896
02:38:46,160 --> 02:38:48,310
嘎七真的是歌啊

3897
02:38:48,310 --> 02:38:49,990
没开始唱呢

3898
02:38:49,990 --> 02:38:51,699
什么好听啊

3899
02:38:53,120 --> 02:38:54,980
哦哦是什么意思啊

3900
02:38:56,980 --> 02:38:58,770
没开始唱呢

3901
02:38:58,770 --> 02:39:00,240
为什么要骂你

3902
02:39:00,240 --> 02:39:01,500
听了就知道了

3903
02:39:01,500 --> 02:39:02,760
那帮帮主夫人

3904
02:39:02,760 --> 02:39:03,660
帮主夫人不行了

3905
02:39:03,660 --> 02:39:08,960
那什么相公公人家要跳山山

3906
02:39:13,460 --> 02:39:17,560
一是大脑小脑手眼都不太协调了

3907
02:39:17,560 --> 02:39:18,160
来晚了

3908
02:39:18,160 --> 02:39:20,240
这么唱完了还没开始唱

3909
02:39:20,700 --> 02:39:23,640
你们你们你们没有听过那个吗

3910
02:39:23,640 --> 02:39:26,060
那个人家要听我声声

3911
02:39:27,980 --> 02:39:29,480
感觉命不久矣啊

3912
02:39:29,480 --> 02:39:31,370
有一种命不久矣的美感

3913
02:39:32,960 --> 02:39:35,870
哎那个帮主夫人真的巨搞笑

3914
02:39:35,870 --> 02:39:39,980
我我真的他们他们之前在我直播间c点歌

3915
02:39:39,980 --> 02:39:41,540
就喜欢点那个恶心我

3916
02:39:41,540 --> 02:39:42,140
你知道吧

3917
02:39:42,140 --> 02:39:43,520
就喜欢点那恶心我

3918
02:39:43,520 --> 02:39:45,199
我都不知道他们在想什么

3919
02:39:46,400 --> 02:39:49,960
你除了speed和吉祥上七星娱乐

3920
02:39:49,960 --> 02:39:51,640
你的兴趣可真扭曲啊

3921
02:39:51,640 --> 02:39:53,179
要不然就切了吧

3922
02:39:53,200 --> 02:39:54,790
要不还切了吧

3923
02:39:54,790 --> 02:39:55,480
别去了

3924
02:39:55,480 --> 02:39:56,410
别走呀

3925
02:39:56,410 --> 02:39:57,820
嗯别走

3926
02:39:57,940 --> 02:39:59,440
怕做噩梦

3927
02:39:59,440 --> 02:40:00,940
你在怕什么

3928
02:40:00,940 --> 02:40:02,320
勇敢面对好吧

3929
02:40:02,320 --> 02:40:03,040
勇敢面对

3930
02:40:03,040 --> 02:40:04,120
一点勇气都没有

3931
02:40:04,120 --> 02:40:05,000
怎么能这样

3932
02:40:05,020 --> 02:40:08,530
怎么怎么能怎么怎么是怎么能叫阴烟人呢

3933
02:40:08,530 --> 02:40:10,210
一点勇气都没有

3934
02:40:10,210 --> 02:40:12,940
连面对不可名状的勇气都没有

3935
02:40:12,940 --> 02:40:16,119
你哎呦

3936
02:40:22,480 --> 02:40:25,560
在主播直播间找歌力怎么说呢

3937
02:40:25,560 --> 02:40:27,150
主播不能主播的直播

3938
02:40:27,150 --> 02:40:28,710
不能没有唱歌

3939
02:40:28,710 --> 02:40:31,230
就像鱼不能没有自行车啊

3940
02:40:38,340 --> 02:40:42,480
k122894 

3941
02:40:42,740 --> 02:40:46,220
one two three four heee

3942
02:40:46,220 --> 02:40:47,840
你是我的宝贝

3943
02:40:47,840 --> 02:40:51,680
想你的滋味隐隐作岁

3944
02:40:51,680 --> 02:40:53,270
宝贝宝贝

3945
02:40:53,270 --> 02:40:55,100
我们干一杯

3946
02:40:55,100 --> 02:41:01,200
这是你最爱的黑桃a干杯

3947
02:41:07,260 --> 02:41:10,040
黑桃a哈哈哈

3948
02:41:10,040 --> 02:41:14,000
哎呦咳咳

3949
02:41:14,820 --> 02:41:18,770
这是哪一款香水搭配夜的美

3950
02:41:18,770 --> 02:41:22,529
让我成功陷入心动的氛围

3951
02:41:22,529 --> 02:41:24,209
长长的腿

3952
02:41:24,209 --> 02:41:26,039
一尺八的腰围

3953
02:41:26,039 --> 02:41:31,600
此刻的我只想哈哈你诶

3954
02:41:31,600 --> 02:41:32,530
拿来吧

3955
02:41:32,530 --> 02:41:35,280
你嗯heea

3956
02:41:35,280 --> 02:41:36,990
你是我的宝贝

3957
02:41:36,990 --> 02:41:38,920
♪ 想你的滋味 ♪

3958
02:41:38,920 --> 02:41:40,810
芸芸的水

3959
02:41:40,810 --> 02:41:42,430
宝贝宝贝

3960
02:41:42,430 --> 02:41:44,240
我们干一杯

3961
02:41:44,240 --> 02:41:50,120
这是你最爱的黑桃a干飞

3962
02:41:53,660 --> 02:41:56,560
乐乐什么算了

3963
02:41:56,560 --> 02:41:59,020
我的歌声如果能给大家带来欢笑的话

3964
02:41:59,020 --> 02:42:01,800
那就是世界上最有意义的歌声啊哈哈

3965
02:42:01,800 --> 02:42:03,720
如果能给你带来欢乐的话

3966
02:42:03,720 --> 02:42:06,980
那就是这个世界上最有意义的歌声了

3967
02:42:06,980 --> 02:42:08,090
♪ 去准备 ♪

3968
02:42:08,090 --> 02:42:11,740
这是一群烟烟人把我包围

3969
02:42:11,740 --> 02:42:13,580
一人喝一杯

3970
02:42:13,580 --> 02:42:15,500
那还能不醉

3971
02:42:15,500 --> 02:42:18,140
还有一句口号叫分比不刷

3972
02:42:18,140 --> 02:42:19,540
主打陪伴

3973
02:42:19,540 --> 02:42:20,830
像是有点醉了

3974
02:42:20,830 --> 02:42:22,780
好听好听好了

3975
02:42:22,780 --> 02:42:25,540
走到哪里都是鹰角

3976
02:42:25,540 --> 02:42:28,120
每天打ht都是好痛啊

3977
02:42:28,120 --> 02:42:33,400
♪ 是哪一位问我要不要再来一瓶黑桃a ♪

3978
02:42:36,320 --> 02:42:40,180
科大的人不会真是这样的感觉吧

3979
02:42:40,940 --> 02:42:41,620
拿来吧

3980
02:42:41,620 --> 02:42:45,950
你嗯嘿诶诶你是我的宝贝

3981
02:42:45,950 --> 02:42:48,000
想你的滋味

3982
02:42:48,000 --> 02:42:49,890
一饮作祟

3983
02:42:49,890 --> 02:42:51,480
宝贝宝贝

3984
02:42:51,480 --> 02:42:53,310
我们干一杯

3985
02:42:53,310 --> 02:43:00,600
这是你最爱的黑桃a诶诶诶你是我的宝贝

3986
02:43:00,600 --> 02:43:02,490
想你的滋味

3987
02:43:02,490 --> 02:43:04,410
一种水

3988
02:43:04,410 --> 02:43:06,030
宝贝宝贝

3989
02:43:06,030 --> 02:43:07,860
我能干一杯

3990
02:43:07,860 --> 02:43:13,200
这是你最爱的黑桃a here

3991
02:43:13,200 --> 02:43:15,340
we go

3992
02:43:15,340 --> 02:43:17,440
一人分一杯是吗

3993
02:43:17,440 --> 02:43:20,470
在我直播间只能分一杯孟婆汤吧

3994
02:43:20,470 --> 02:43:23,240
就是听完绵绵唱歌之后喝了它

3995
02:43:23,240 --> 02:43:26,000
然后把米米娅唱歌的样子忘掉

3996
02:43:26,000 --> 02:43:29,240
否则你会遭受污染的先生

3997
02:43:29,240 --> 02:43:30,110
这个大众

3998
02:43:30,110 --> 02:43:33,830
我方好像主播能不能再嗨一点

3999
02:43:33,830 --> 02:43:34,460
怎么了

4000
02:43:34,460 --> 02:43:35,690
你是不是被主播

4001
02:43:35,690 --> 02:43:37,940
被主播被主播搞坏了呀

4002
02:43:37,940 --> 02:43:40,980
啊主播应该再嗨一点

4003
02:43:40,980 --> 02:43:44,320
如果我是dj

4004
02:43:44,320 --> 02:43:46,630
你会爱我吗

4005
02:43:46,630 --> 02:43:49,270
我还会唱电音之王啊

4006
02:43:49,270 --> 02:43:50,939
如果你愿意的话

4007
02:43:51,620 --> 02:43:53,640
这首歌怎么唱啊

4008
02:43:56,840 --> 02:43:57,700
这是什么

4009
02:43:57,700 --> 02:43:58,360
再喝一口

4010
02:43:58,360 --> 02:43:58,900
这是什么

4011
02:43:58,900 --> 02:43:59,800
再喝一口

4012
02:44:01,000 --> 02:44:02,050
史迪仔

4013
02:44:02,050 --> 02:44:02,980
史迪仔

4014
02:44:02,980 --> 02:44:03,850
史迪仔

4015
02:44:03,850 --> 02:44:06,340
史迪仔啊

4016
02:44:06,340 --> 02:44:09,400
如果我是dj是dj

4017
02:44:09,400 --> 02:44:10,330
♪ 是dj ♪

4018
02:44:10,330 --> 02:44:13,300
是dj是dj

4019
02:44:13,820 --> 02:44:16,660
♪ 如果我是dj是dj ♪

4020
02:44:16,660 --> 02:44:18,940
很难想象主播平时都听什么

4021
02:44:18,940 --> 02:44:21,400
也就是简简单单的知道吧

4022
02:44:21,400 --> 02:44:24,160
如果我是dj是dj

4023
02:44:24,160 --> 02:44:25,120
是dj

4024
02:44:25,120 --> 02:44:28,140
是dj是dj哟

4025
02:44:28,600 --> 02:44:30,180
如果我是他

4026
02:44:30,180 --> 02:44:33,540
为什么这首歌就一直是这个是dj

4027
02:44:33,540 --> 02:44:35,400
他这前奏也太长了吧

4028
02:44:35,400 --> 02:44:36,600
一直在试dj是吧

4029
02:44:36,600 --> 02:44:37,960
不会天使是吧

4030
02:44:37,960 --> 02:44:41,800
是dj是dj是dj不行不行

4031
02:44:41,800 --> 02:44:42,760
点这首歌

4032
02:44:42,760 --> 02:44:44,400
主播开心起来

4033
02:44:44,400 --> 02:44:46,290
365天

4034
02:44:46,290 --> 02:44:51,520
♪ 没有一天可以放个假 ♪

4035
02:44:51,740 --> 02:44:53,140
带上餐厅

4036
02:44:53,140 --> 02:44:55,240
♪ 二星轻夜的party ♪

4037
02:44:55,240 --> 02:44:57,700
♪ 我最大 ♪

4038
02:44:59,120 --> 02:45:01,060
我是午夜dj

4039
02:45:01,060 --> 02:45:05,420
感受我的music快乐时光不能浪费

4040
02:45:05,420 --> 02:45:07,340
♪ 如如果我是dj ♪

4041
02:45:07,340 --> 02:45:09,020
你会爱我吗

4042
02:45:09,020 --> 02:45:10,880
你会爱我吗

4043
02:45:10,880 --> 02:45:12,920
♪ 你会爱我咩 ♪

4044
02:45:14,660 --> 02:45:15,140
我不行

4045
02:45:15,140 --> 02:45:16,160
我太想笑了

4046
02:45:16,160 --> 02:45:17,420
我受不了了

4047
02:45:17,420 --> 02:45:21,100
这首歌主播居然能在直播里开始唱

4048
02:45:21,100 --> 02:45:23,200
♪ 每当夜幕降临 ♪

4049
02:45:23,200 --> 02:45:24,700
♪ 我们才睡醒 ♪

4050
02:45:24,700 --> 02:45:25,990
♪ 睁开双眼 ♪

4051
02:45:25,990 --> 02:45:31,000
♪ 双眼带上我的apple ♪

4052
02:45:31,000 --> 02:45:32,020
好土啊

4053
02:45:32,020 --> 02:45:33,040
但我受不了

4054
02:45:33,040 --> 02:45:34,720
这歌词很难出口

4055
02:45:34,720 --> 02:45:35,200
你知道吗

4056
02:45:35,200 --> 02:45:38,740
真的很难出口的感受

4057
02:45:38,740 --> 02:45:42,330
♪ 我的musi快乐时光不能浪费 ♪

4058
02:45:42,330 --> 02:45:44,280
♪ 如果我是dj ♪

4059
02:45:44,280 --> 02:45:46,020
你会爱我吗

4060
02:45:46,020 --> 02:45:47,760
♪ 你会爱我吗 ♪

4061
02:45:47,760 --> 02:45:49,710
♪ 你会爱我咩 ♪

4062
02:45:49,710 --> 02:45:52,860
如果是我特别想看

4063
02:45:52,860 --> 02:45:54,360
你们听过那个鬼畜版吗

4064
02:45:54,360 --> 02:45:59,080
就是那个啊什么什么那个如果我们靠近

4065
02:45:59,080 --> 02:46:00,520
你会爱我吗

4066
02:46:00,520 --> 02:46:02,140
你会爱我吗

4067
02:46:02,140 --> 02:46:03,820
你会爱我咩

4068
02:46:03,820 --> 02:46:06,939
那个那个你们没听过那个鬼畜版吗

4069
02:46:09,080 --> 02:46:10,460
没听过这个吗

4070
02:46:11,580 --> 02:46:12,900
所以不要害怕

4071
02:46:12,900 --> 02:46:15,420
现在只在黄金八点档开台唱

4072
02:46:15,420 --> 02:46:16,920
你们没听过这个吗

4073
02:46:16,920 --> 02:46:19,080
啊你们没听过鬼畜的吗

4074
02:46:19,080 --> 02:46:22,020
就是那个哎如果我是比利

4075
02:46:22,020 --> 02:46:23,100
你会爱我吗

4076
02:46:23,100 --> 02:46:25,439
你们你们有没有听过吗

4077
02:46:25,440 --> 02:46:28,980
那个那个远古视频你们都不看鬼畜的吗

4078
02:46:31,560 --> 02:46:32,580
都可以唱算了

4079
02:46:32,580 --> 02:46:33,900
还是电音之王吧

4080
02:46:33,900 --> 02:46:35,540
电音之王你们要听哪个班啊

4081
02:46:35,540 --> 02:46:37,460
你们你们要听正常版的

4082
02:46:37,460 --> 02:46:39,320
还是要听不正常版的呀

4083
02:46:39,320 --> 02:46:41,410
本来这首歌就够不正常的了

4084
02:46:41,410 --> 02:46:43,539
你们要听什么样的版本啊

4085
02:46:45,600 --> 02:46:47,120
你们要听什么版本啊

4086
02:46:47,120 --> 02:46:48,620
卧槽啊

4087
02:46:48,620 --> 02:46:49,940
不小心投降了

4088
02:46:49,940 --> 02:46:50,720
我服了

4089
02:46:50,720 --> 02:46:54,000
天天说我要很早了

4090
02:46:54,360 --> 02:46:55,920
想听哪个版本了

4091
02:46:55,920 --> 02:46:58,620
要听要听正常版的

4092
02:46:58,620 --> 02:47:00,480
原唱版的还是电棍版的

4093
02:47:00,480 --> 02:47:02,679
还是结合版的啊

4094
02:47:05,180 --> 02:47:06,940
鬼叔的记得多少年了

4095
02:47:06,940 --> 02:47:08,980
主播真总别急别急

4096
02:47:08,980 --> 02:47:10,360
电棍又没改

4097
02:47:10,360 --> 02:47:12,070
我可以唱他的歌

4098
02:47:12,070 --> 02:47:12,939
没关系

4099
02:47:16,480 --> 02:47:18,140
想听哪个班的

4100
02:47:22,020 --> 02:47:23,750
他这首歌我录过啊

4101
02:47:23,750 --> 02:47:26,540
但是有点放不开哎呦

4102
02:47:26,540 --> 02:47:28,000
电棍版的

4103
02:47:30,420 --> 02:47:31,280
真的吗

4104
02:47:31,280 --> 02:47:31,940
真的吗

4105
02:47:33,140 --> 02:47:34,420
真的吗啊

4106
02:47:41,880 --> 02:47:43,900
真听电棍版

4107
02:47:50,240 --> 02:47:50,920
哎哟

4108
02:47:53,200 --> 02:47:55,340
大半夜大家玩的都挺大的

4109
02:48:18,900 --> 02:48:21,590
让我师傅来给我伴奏一下吧

4110
02:48:24,020 --> 02:48:29,540
哎哎嗨嗨哎嗨嗨嗨嗨

4111
02:48:29,540 --> 02:48:37,599
嗨啊哈哎嗨哎嗨哎嗨哎嗨哎嗨哎嗨

4112
02:48:38,380 --> 02:48:41,760
呃呃呃呃呃啊啊啊啊啊

4113
02:48:41,760 --> 02:48:42,960
奥利呃

4114
02:48:42,960 --> 02:48:47,360
呃啊啊啊啊啊啊啊哈啊哈啊啊啊啊啊啊

4115
02:48:47,360 --> 02:48:49,010
啊啊啊啊啊

4116
02:48:49,010 --> 02:48:53,400
奥利呃呃呃呃呃呃呃呃呃呃

4117
02:48:53,500 --> 02:48:57,190
为什么米哈洋人还在奥利奥可爱

4118
02:48:57,190 --> 02:49:01,030
为什么钢筋头嘟嘟嘟

4119
02:49:01,030 --> 02:49:03,040
为什么回家抬棺材

4120
02:49:04,840 --> 02:49:06,860
来来来来来来来

4121
02:49:08,300 --> 02:49:10,070
谁是三岁国王

4122
02:49:10,070 --> 02:49:11,860
我是电棍之死亡

4123
02:49:11,860 --> 02:49:13,720
年仅三岁国王

4124
02:49:13,720 --> 02:49:15,700
我是电棍之王

4125
02:49:15,700 --> 02:49:17,440
年仅三岁国王

4126
02:49:17,440 --> 02:49:19,360
我是电棍之王

4127
02:49:19,360 --> 02:49:21,720
年仅三岁国王

4128
02:49:22,420 --> 02:49:26,110
卧槽比三狼狼跟我一起刷刷刷

4129
02:49:26,110 --> 02:49:29,800
比三狼狼跟我一起大大大

4130
02:49:29,800 --> 02:49:33,480
卧槽比三狼狼跟我一起啊啊啊

4131
02:49:33,480 --> 02:49:37,410
卧槽比三狼狼跟我一起哔哔哔

4132
02:49:37,410 --> 02:49:42,510
哎哎嘿嘿哎嗨嗨

4133
02:49:42,510 --> 02:49:52,130
哎嗨哎嗨啊哈哎哎嗨嗨哎嗨嗨哎嗨嗨

4134
02:49:52,130 --> 02:49:55,550
得得得得得得得得得得得得

4135
02:49:55,550 --> 02:49:59,740
奥利得得得得得得得得得得得啊

4136
02:49:59,740 --> 02:50:02,840
得得得得得得得得得得得

4137
02:50:02,840 --> 02:50:06,560
奥利得得得得得得得得得得

4138
02:50:08,660 --> 02:50:09,680
比原版好

4139
02:50:09,680 --> 02:50:10,640
但是没味儿

4140
02:50:10,640 --> 02:50:14,210
这哪有人可以一直以以神明

4141
02:50:14,210 --> 02:50:17,180
不是以人类之躯比肩神明啊

4142
02:50:17,180 --> 02:50:19,570
我哎呦

4143
02:50:19,570 --> 02:50:21,820
我也不能我也不能吃

4144
02:50:21,820 --> 02:50:23,800
我像结果老是那样

4145
02:50:23,800 --> 02:50:26,020
我就直接当动物园歌姬去了

4146
02:50:26,020 --> 02:50:27,880
我在这边砸什么弹的

4147
02:50:27,940 --> 02:50:30,400
我那个阿哈确实挺像的

4148
02:50:30,400 --> 02:50:34,280
因为这个这个教我唱阿哈的人

4149
02:50:34,280 --> 02:50:37,570
说这个这个这个这个啊哈呢

4150
02:50:37,570 --> 02:50:39,790
应该男生要发出这个声音

4151
02:50:39,790 --> 02:50:41,830
多多少少得失去一些东西的

4152
02:50:41,830 --> 02:50:43,720
得噶一些东西在身上的

4153
02:50:43,720 --> 02:50:44,980
但是女生的话

4154
02:50:44,980 --> 02:50:46,720
那个阿哈的话就还可以啊

4155
02:50:46,720 --> 02:50:47,350
你知道吗

4156
02:50:47,350 --> 02:50:53,280
女生这个啊哈天生就有一些一些烟神的动静

4157
02:50:53,280 --> 02:50:55,020
也太抽象了啊

4158
02:50:56,520 --> 02:50:58,500
哎哟我们我们

4159
02:51:01,080 --> 02:51:02,300
屏幕黑了

4160
02:51:02,300 --> 02:51:03,980
扣一助力美颜米啊

4161
02:51:03,980 --> 02:51:07,670
谢谢谢谢群星本事的时空晶体啊

4162
02:51:07,670 --> 02:51:08,090
谢谢你

4163
02:51:08,090 --> 02:51:09,230
也太破费了

4164
02:51:09,230 --> 02:51:09,950
多尼亚离开

4165
02:51:09,950 --> 02:51:10,490
谢谢你

4166
02:51:11,230 --> 02:51:15,100
让主播不用在三分钟的时候绝杀

4167
02:51:16,210 --> 02:51:16,690
谢谢你

4168
02:51:16,690 --> 02:51:18,819
让主播晚噶了

4169
02:51:18,819 --> 02:51:20,619
那么两分钟

4170
02:51:20,619 --> 02:51:21,819
安利钙多

4171
02:51:21,819 --> 02:51:26,240
现在直播间前面以人类之躯比肩古神

4172
02:51:26,240 --> 02:51:28,840
那我就擅长唱这些哦

4173
02:51:28,840 --> 02:51:30,160
我只擅长唱这些

4174
02:51:30,160 --> 02:51:31,180
那怎么办嘛

4175
02:51:31,180 --> 02:51:32,580
别的也不会啊

4176
02:51:33,540 --> 02:51:36,740
因为我唱歌本质上是模仿人家的声音

4177
02:51:36,740 --> 02:51:37,720
你知道吧

4178
02:51:38,500 --> 02:51:40,890
诶诶诶来了来了啊

4179
02:51:40,890 --> 02:51:43,260
哈啊哈哈哈哈

4180
02:51:43,260 --> 02:51:45,420
直播肯定不能这么唱啊

4181
02:51:45,420 --> 02:51:46,790
直播这么唱的话

4182
02:51:46,790 --> 02:51:47,930
太放的开了

4183
02:51:47,930 --> 02:51:49,070
会出问题的

4184
02:51:49,070 --> 02:51:49,790
太放得开

4185
02:51:49,790 --> 02:51:51,859
直播间被办了怎么办啊

4186
02:51:54,180 --> 02:51:58,820
卧槽谢谢群星本性的至尊

4187
02:51:58,820 --> 02:52:00,200
盲盒的奇才

4188
02:52:00,200 --> 02:52:02,820
全造记记记

4189
02:52:04,620 --> 02:52:08,510
100换30啊

4190
02:52:08,510 --> 02:52:09,380
坏老赵

4191
02:52:09,380 --> 02:52:11,570
晚上好好黑呀

4192
02:52:12,599 --> 02:52:15,239
眼泪眼泪下来了

4193
02:52:15,239 --> 02:52:16,919
眼泪晚上好

4194
02:52:16,919 --> 02:52:18,940
老周超级不利

4195
02:52:19,960 --> 02:52:21,580
感觉还不够尽情

4196
02:52:21,580 --> 02:52:22,660
那你要听什么

4197
02:52:22,660 --> 02:52:28,570
你要听什么主播的那个哇咔哇咔练了

4198
02:52:28,570 --> 02:52:29,920
你们要听吗

4199
02:52:30,240 --> 02:52:32,040
我知道我问你们要不要听

4200
02:52:32,040 --> 02:52:33,420
你们肯定说要听啊

4201
02:52:33,420 --> 02:52:35,700
但是但是我又很害怕

4202
02:52:35,700 --> 02:52:36,300
你知道吗

4203
02:52:36,300 --> 02:52:38,019
我又害怕出问题

4204
02:52:38,980 --> 02:52:39,960
好好好

4205
02:52:39,960 --> 02:52:40,500
主播的话

4206
02:52:40,500 --> 02:52:41,580
看完看裂了

4207
02:52:41,580 --> 02:52:43,170
但是不一定好听啊

4208
02:52:43,170 --> 02:52:43,860
试试看

4209
02:52:43,860 --> 02:52:46,780
练好没

4210
02:52:46,780 --> 02:52:47,740
不怪你

4211
02:52:47,740 --> 02:52:49,750
群星这事怪我

4212
02:52:49,750 --> 02:52:51,460
我太霉了

4213
02:52:58,020 --> 02:53:00,440
竹荪竹荪可以试试

4214
02:53:00,440 --> 02:53:02,480
我不知道你们喜不喜欢

4215
02:53:07,380 --> 02:53:08,220
啊啊

4216
02:53:11,540 --> 02:53:16,680
诶诶来了来了啊哈啊哈

4217
02:53:16,680 --> 02:53:20,460
诶诶诶来来来来啊哈啊哈

4218
02:53:20,460 --> 02:53:24,240
诶诶诶来来来来啊哈啊哈

4219
02:53:24,240 --> 02:53:28,250
诶诶诶来来来来啊啊啊哼

4220
02:53:28,250 --> 02:53:31,430
想到你把踩的是内

4221
02:53:31,430 --> 02:53:34,460
马上去把裙子上躲藏在最后

4222
02:53:34,460 --> 02:53:37,800
是发现能够抓住妙手啊

4223
02:53:37,800 --> 02:53:39,630
喷他q没啦

4224
02:53:39,630 --> 02:53:42,060
明白白哥斯拉交给别人

4225
02:53:42,060 --> 02:53:43,480
你能死啊

4226
02:53:43,480 --> 02:53:46,300
自称天下神经

4227
02:53:46,300 --> 02:53:49,020
它是你活家

4228
02:53:49,020 --> 02:53:52,620
说发发为什么没有开打

4229
02:53:52,620 --> 02:53:54,960
为什么为什么不能打几把

4230
02:53:54,960 --> 02:53:55,560
打不打

4231
02:53:55,560 --> 02:53:57,480
我超你学有声音

4232
02:53:57,480 --> 02:53:58,350
别开挂

4233
02:53:58,350 --> 02:54:00,180
四川就骂骂开挂

4234
02:54:00,180 --> 02:54:03,200
莓七个大不大

4235
02:54:03,200 --> 02:54:04,160
你学

4236
02:54:04,160 --> 02:54:06,820
到时候你别开挂

4237
02:54:21,260 --> 02:54:26,180
来一把猜的是内马是违法裙子

4238
02:54:26,180 --> 02:54:29,440
走路草人则有人发现哈哈哈

4239
02:54:29,440 --> 02:54:30,610
老手啊

4240
02:54:30,610 --> 02:54:33,160
灯塔q没了心

4241
02:54:33,160 --> 02:54:34,720
白白哥斯拉叫哥哥

4242
02:54:34,720 --> 02:54:36,520
然你能死啊

4243
02:54:36,520 --> 02:54:40,120
就算出去的血吗

4244
02:54:40,120 --> 02:54:43,810
等这么久死机了

4245
02:54:43,810 --> 02:54:45,700
♪ 怎么没有开大 ♪

4246
02:54:45,700 --> 02:54:47,980
这一波为什么不能打700

4247
02:54:47,980 --> 02:54:50,640
打不打我草莓学牛牛勇敢

4248
02:54:50,640 --> 02:54:53,160
不怕他人骂你骂开挂

4249
02:54:53,160 --> 02:54:54,510
兵

4250
02:54:54,510 --> 02:54:56,100
你大不大

4251
02:54:56,100 --> 02:54:57,260
不起来

4252
02:54:57,260 --> 02:55:01,280
嗯嗯打开罐头

4253
02:55:01,280 --> 02:55:02,000
我草莓

4254
02:55:02,000 --> 02:55:04,770
你我这么说了

4255
02:55:04,770 --> 02:55:10,020
那叫你别开大开大打开的哈哈

4256
02:55:10,020 --> 02:55:11,220
滴答答答答

4257
02:55:11,220 --> 02:55:12,300
我唱起来

4258
02:55:12,300 --> 02:55:14,840
小熊你热爱开的很

4259
02:55:14,900 --> 02:55:20,000
打开打开打不带我跳起来

4260
02:55:20,000 --> 02:55:21,840
要求别开挂

4261
02:55:21,840 --> 02:55:23,850
哎来来来啊

4262
02:55:26,130 --> 02:55:27,960
来来来来开车

4263
02:55:27,960 --> 02:55:29,460
你也别开大

4264
02:55:31,180 --> 02:55:34,380
主播今天晚上收到的最多的礼物

4265
02:55:34,380 --> 02:55:36,480
居然是因为热场动物园金曲

4266
02:55:36,480 --> 02:55:38,410
你们都喜欢什么东西啊

4267
02:55:38,410 --> 02:55:39,430
谢谢群星

4268
02:55:39,430 --> 02:55:40,720
本次的智慧之书

4269
02:55:40,720 --> 02:55:41,530
爽了吧

4270
02:55:41,530 --> 02:55:42,699
老子哎呦

4271
02:55:42,900 --> 02:55:44,460
谢谢可乐妈的心愿

4272
02:55:44,460 --> 02:55:45,180
水晶球啊

4273
02:55:45,180 --> 02:55:45,780
感谢支持

4274
02:55:45,780 --> 02:55:46,260
红多尼啊

4275
02:55:46,260 --> 02:55:46,860
你嘎多

4276
02:55:46,860 --> 02:55:47,460
谢谢姐姐

4277
02:55:47,460 --> 02:55:48,240
好久没来了

4278
02:55:48,240 --> 02:55:49,020
一来就抽象

4279
02:55:49,020 --> 02:55:50,480
好久没抽象了

4280
02:55:50,480 --> 02:55:51,860
9号赶上对吧

4281
02:55:51,860 --> 02:55:53,300
9号赶快来一起享受

4282
02:55:54,640 --> 02:55:56,440
这曲子放八点半播

4283
02:55:56,440 --> 02:55:58,900
应该就是就会被超管拿下的

4284
02:55:58,900 --> 02:55:59,800
大家都觉得

4285
02:55:59,800 --> 02:56:04,120
主播就是经常会有一些太太压抑自己的情况了

4286
02:56:04,120 --> 02:56:07,600
所以说很多时候这个时候确实是刚才谁说的

4287
02:56:07,600 --> 02:56:08,680
经典是什么来着

4288
02:56:08,680 --> 02:56:12,500
谁说的经典经典是那个你要听哪个呀

4289
02:56:12,780 --> 02:56:14,610
你要听你要听什么

4290
02:56:14,610 --> 02:56:17,580
你要听那个电棍逐星是谁点的

4291
02:56:17,840 --> 02:56:20,120
主播引的都是抽象乐子人

4292
02:56:20,120 --> 02:56:21,470
那大家一起玩嘛

4293
02:56:21,470 --> 02:56:22,490
六什么的

4294
02:56:22,490 --> 02:56:25,900
开心啊

4295
02:56:25,975 --> 02:56:27,760
我记不住歌词啊

4296
02:56:27,760 --> 02:56:29,560
这个我记不住歌词

4297
02:56:29,560 --> 02:56:31,220
大家嗯

4298
02:56:32,940 --> 02:56:35,030
醉倒不用思念

4299
02:56:35,030 --> 02:56:37,040
倒鬼扯进背包

4300
02:56:37,040 --> 02:56:39,180
空荡的最宝贝

4301
02:56:39,180 --> 02:56:40,890
浅浅言语调

4302
02:56:40,890 --> 02:56:42,960
窗外烟雨摇曳

4303
02:56:42,960 --> 02:56:45,720
♪ 入北京 ♪

4304
02:56:45,900 --> 02:56:51,560
韭菜和味爆浆鸡和看包围蒙的味道和营养

4305
02:56:51,560 --> 02:56:52,700
♪ 别到位 ♪

4306
02:56:52,700 --> 02:56:54,520
纯纯的电鱼套

4307
02:56:54,520 --> 02:56:55,480
讲真天

4308
02:56:55,480 --> 02:56:59,200
只要我不追星

4309
02:57:08,960 --> 02:57:10,400
♪ 不做主菜了 ♪

4310
02:57:10,400 --> 02:57:15,200
不成熟现实这天一天不会发这种文官

4311
02:57:15,200 --> 02:57:18,540
你的洗面图和拍成坚韧

4312
02:57:18,880 --> 02:57:20,040
♪ 我不孤独 ♪

4313
02:57:20,040 --> 02:57:21,300
所才能更坚强

4314
02:57:22,680 --> 02:57:25,680
哎到笔记在哪啊

4315
02:57:25,680 --> 02:57:28,079
笔记找不到在哪看笔记啊

4316
02:57:28,079 --> 02:57:29,039
电脑端怎么看啊

4317
02:57:29,039 --> 02:57:31,499
我看到了看到了我看到了大家看到了

4318
02:57:31,499 --> 02:57:32,759
等下重新唱一下吧

4319
02:57:32,759 --> 02:57:33,539
重新唱吧

4320
02:57:33,539 --> 02:57:34,320
重新唱吧

4321
02:57:34,320 --> 02:57:36,270
我去地图书

4322
02:57:36,270 --> 02:57:38,640
♪ 现实这件100不会发生 ♪

4323
02:57:38,640 --> 02:57:43,840
说我见怪以泪洗牌不可变成天然

4324
02:57:43,880 --> 02:57:47,220
我不顾后路才能挣钱长

4325
02:57:47,220 --> 02:57:49,980
要是你的旧道理更虔诚

4326
02:57:49,980 --> 02:57:52,860
要让释然气中明显带符文

4327
02:57:52,860 --> 02:57:55,600
我比例头之辈多

4328
02:57:55,600 --> 02:57:58,420
♪ 昼昼夜夜为谁的慈悲 ♪

4329
02:57:58,420 --> 02:58:00,180
必定前更坚定

4330
02:58:00,180 --> 02:58:01,710
明天等天明

4331
02:58:01,710 --> 02:58:06,360
我忘繁星挡路在眼前

4332
02:58:06,360 --> 02:58:09,140
才怕流入乌为梦

4333
02:58:09,140 --> 02:58:12,260
在枕边才能安然入睡坑

4334
02:58:12,260 --> 02:58:15,210
100座白衣迪拜成败病

4335
02:58:15,210 --> 02:58:20,040
我往返星

4336
02:58:20,380 --> 02:58:23,880
这个我我跟我跟大鹏老师是互关

4337
02:58:23,880 --> 02:58:26,480
但是因为我实在不会唱歌

4338
02:58:26,480 --> 02:58:30,940
然后我有我们俩唯一的话题竟然是奥比岛

4339
02:58:30,940 --> 02:58:32,320
我也有人遇见

4340
02:58:32,320 --> 02:58:32,980
不在平面

4341
02:58:33,520 --> 02:58:34,600
三哥梦梦子

4342
02:58:34,600 --> 02:58:35,320
梦梦子啊

4343
02:58:35,320 --> 02:58:37,720
这是梦梦老师四分解杀

4344
02:58:37,720 --> 02:58:39,820
这地方这地方太难了

4345
02:58:39,820 --> 02:58:41,800
你知道吧

4346
02:58:48,540 --> 02:58:50,660
真的真的太冷

4347
02:58:51,680 --> 02:58:53,120
不论车到终点

4348
02:58:53,120 --> 02:58:55,580
谁能点燃誓言

4349
02:58:55,580 --> 02:58:56,240
被抛却

4350
02:58:56,240 --> 02:58:59,420
所有人见证残缺的像艺术

4351
02:58:59,420 --> 02:59:00,440
我入不敷出

4352
02:59:00,440 --> 02:59:02,840
让梦入不敷出

4353
02:59:02,840 --> 02:59:04,520
一直孤独认同

4354
02:59:04,520 --> 02:59:07,760
一直孤独加散与真感动

4355
02:59:07,760 --> 02:59:09,290
台下冷板凳

4356
02:59:09,290 --> 02:59:12,360
台上明星

4357
02:59:12,520 --> 02:59:16,260
当爱是一种不猜测的瞬移

4358
02:59:16,260 --> 02:59:19,530
爱是一种无奈何的恨意

4359
02:59:19,530 --> 02:59:22,260
快成精已经成万箭阵

4360
02:59:22,260 --> 02:59:26,760
解满天上流星

4361
02:59:29,560 --> 02:59:31,680
谁要听的那个经典的呀

4362
02:59:31,680 --> 02:59:33,540
我这次挑的是新歌唱

4363
02:59:33,540 --> 02:59:36,530
是因为之前唱了太多经典了

4364
02:59:36,530 --> 02:59:38,000
今天有舰长加班

4365
02:59:38,000 --> 02:59:39,440
我还欠呢

4366
02:59:39,440 --> 02:59:41,630
♪ 一风冷雨 ♪

4367
02:59:41,630 --> 02:59:43,440
♪ 不知眼泪 ♪

4368
02:59:43,440 --> 02:59:44,400
宁愿相连

4369
02:59:44,400 --> 02:59:45,360
♪ 放出困 ♪

4370
02:59:45,360 --> 02:59:49,500
♪ 等待天黑穿梭 ♪

4371
02:59:49,500 --> 02:59:52,380
烟雨要悲情

4372
02:59:53,880 --> 02:59:55,560
幸好你们没让我唱什么

4373
02:59:55,560 --> 02:59:56,280
天上的云

4374
02:59:56,280 --> 02:59:57,680
让我分神

4375
02:59:57,680 --> 02:59:59,369
什么我还年轻

4376
02:59:59,369 --> 03:00:01,769
这这都不是人能唱的东西啊

4377
03:00:01,769 --> 03:00:03,449
谢谢可乐曼的六个加油啊

4378
03:00:03,449 --> 03:00:04,049
66666

4379
03:00:04,049 --> 03:00:04,649
感谢支持

4380
03:00:04,649 --> 03:00:05,880
欢迎多年来的战斗

4381
03:00:11,080 --> 03:00:12,720
太经典了

4382
03:00:12,720 --> 03:00:15,259
那个太经典了

4383
03:00:15,460 --> 03:00:17,260
向轮椅奔去

4384
03:00:17,260 --> 03:00:19,920
这种这种经典老作品

4385
03:00:21,600 --> 03:00:23,420
太太太老了

4386
03:00:23,420 --> 03:00:25,359
大家应该都听过吧

4387
03:00:27,680 --> 03:00:29,620
那要听点新的吗

4388
03:00:29,620 --> 03:00:31,300
那跟夏伦与奔驰比起来

4389
03:00:31,300 --> 03:00:33,380
那不是铁铁的新歌吗

4390
03:00:38,580 --> 03:00:39,980
听一下这个歌

4391
03:00:39,980 --> 03:00:40,740
听一下

4392
03:00:44,280 --> 03:00:48,140
大夜总会我就觉得你离谱

4393
03:00:49,340 --> 03:00:52,160
♪ 偷偷偷偷偷偷偷哦 ♪

4394
03:00:52,160 --> 03:00:53,720
那个啊太低了

4395
03:00:53,720 --> 03:00:55,400
这个我我直接给你唱吧

4396
03:00:55,400 --> 03:00:56,660
我别跟那什么了

4397
03:00:56,660 --> 03:00:58,220
我别跟那个伴奏了

4398
03:00:58,220 --> 03:00:59,620
试图把我激怒

4399
03:00:59,620 --> 03:01:01,060
试图把我激怒

4400
03:01:04,000 --> 03:01:05,920
有没有翻唱版的

4401
03:01:05,920 --> 03:01:06,820
跟一下翻唱吧

4402
03:01:06,820 --> 03:01:07,900
这歌太低了

4403
03:01:07,900 --> 03:01:08,940
你知道吗

4404
03:01:08,940 --> 03:01:12,600
我离他差了一个调

4405
03:01:14,260 --> 03:01:15,600
♪ 全善良 ♪

4406
03:01:15,600 --> 03:01:16,950
不要抬杠

4407
03:01:16,950 --> 03:01:20,180
你就算圆圈原装一天天喝一种

4408
03:01:20,270 --> 03:01:23,480
我就把道理摆在你太渺小

4409
03:01:23,480 --> 03:01:25,010
脑门印着破防

4410
03:01:25,010 --> 03:01:26,660
♪ 骂你理所应当 ♪

4411
03:01:26,660 --> 03:01:28,800
我劝你善良

4412
03:01:28,800 --> 03:01:30,300
就没挨过骂

4413
03:01:30,300 --> 03:01:32,760
从小到大这么着急

4414
03:01:32,760 --> 03:01:34,980
偷偷的管我叫棍子爹

4415
03:01:35,020 --> 03:01:36,450
钢铁侠

4416
03:01:36,450 --> 03:01:39,820
祝你和奖励哪儿是你吗

4417
03:01:39,820 --> 03:01:41,410
你回家除冰吧

4418
03:01:41,410 --> 03:01:45,230
祝你火枪巴拉巴乔都拉了他

4419
03:01:45,230 --> 03:01:49,000
最后看到要队友救一下白银低分勾

4420
03:01:49,000 --> 03:01:50,200
全身起手

4421
03:01:50,200 --> 03:01:51,700
好汉欧内的手

4422
03:01:51,700 --> 03:01:53,140
你失误没办法

4423
03:01:53,140 --> 03:01:55,400
队友失误就主播说

4424
03:01:55,400 --> 03:01:58,020
那没法预约送走你

4425
03:01:58,600 --> 03:02:00,780
春夏的癌症晚期

4426
03:02:00,780 --> 03:02:01,960
没什么实力

4427
03:02:01,960 --> 03:02:02,740
上不去

4428
03:02:02,740 --> 03:02:03,520
下不来

4429
03:02:03,520 --> 03:02:07,220
这段位自己也知道自己哈哈

4430
03:02:07,300 --> 03:02:09,710
我觉得这个地方太低了

4431
03:02:09,710 --> 03:02:13,420
哎呦

4432
03:02:13,420 --> 03:02:15,580
装傻被爱症晚期

4433
03:02:15,580 --> 03:02:16,840
没什么实力

4434
03:02:16,840 --> 03:02:17,620
上不去

4435
03:02:17,620 --> 03:02:18,340
下不来

4436
03:02:18,340 --> 03:02:20,560
这段位自己也知道自己

4437
03:02:20,560 --> 03:02:22,120
♪ 你的手好汗 ♪

4438
03:02:22,120 --> 03:02:24,850
出几个黄金白银哈比下

4439
03:02:24,850 --> 03:02:30,040
奥利安费奥利尼也没有吧

4440
03:02:30,040 --> 03:02:32,080
这个我唱的第一是不温柔

4441
03:02:32,080 --> 03:02:34,560
第二次第二次我都消音的

4442
03:02:34,560 --> 03:02:35,970
我会消音的

4443
03:02:35,970 --> 03:02:40,000
我不是把那个比较那什么地方都消音了吗

4444
03:02:41,200 --> 03:02:44,080
我不唱的地方就就没有没有讲

4445
03:02:44,080 --> 03:02:44,710
你知道吧

4446
03:02:44,710 --> 03:02:49,040
哎呦不想不想等一个走位

4447
03:02:49,040 --> 03:02:51,640
我就觉得你很离谱

4448
03:02:52,540 --> 03:02:54,780
欧内的手好汉

4449
03:02:54,780 --> 03:02:58,080
钢筋白银哈比下

4450
03:02:58,940 --> 03:03:01,060
试图把我激怒了

4451
03:03:02,260 --> 03:03:03,630
劝你善良

4452
03:03:03,630 --> 03:03:05,010
不要抬杠

4453
03:03:05,010 --> 03:03:06,840
你就算保持原状

4454
03:03:06,840 --> 03:03:09,900
一天天恶意中伤哦

4455
03:03:09,900 --> 03:03:11,250
我一唱就特别高

4456
03:03:11,250 --> 03:03:12,300
这首歌你知道吧

4457
03:03:12,300 --> 03:03:13,620
然后就不对味儿

4458
03:03:13,620 --> 03:03:15,420
因为不应该这么高

4459
03:03:15,420 --> 03:03:17,940
我也不知道他为什么我一唱就这么高

4460
03:03:22,440 --> 03:03:23,720
好像没什么了

4461
03:03:23,720 --> 03:03:26,240
别别别老搞这些抽象的

4462
03:03:26,240 --> 03:03:26,840
真是服了

4463
03:03:26,840 --> 03:03:27,620
晚上好呀

4464
03:03:27,620 --> 03:03:29,150
这歌也可以唱两个

4465
03:03:29,150 --> 03:03:29,920
真的吗

4466
03:03:29,920 --> 03:03:31,600
主播去ktv唱歌

4467
03:03:31,600 --> 03:03:32,980
我不去ktv唱歌

4468
03:03:32,980 --> 03:03:34,240
我不去ktv唱歌

4469
03:03:34,240 --> 03:03:36,000
ktv唱歌太难了

4470
03:03:37,220 --> 03:03:41,700
主播的主播主播第一次在直播间唱歌

4471
03:03:41,700 --> 03:03:43,440
就是唱寄明月呀

4472
03:03:43,440 --> 03:03:45,540
主播主播第一次直播间唱歌

4473
03:03:45,540 --> 03:03:49,810
其实我相信就是那个就是那个啊哈

4474
03:03:49,810 --> 03:03:53,819
那个那个那个那个那个版本的小鹅鹅

4475
03:03:53,819 --> 03:03:59,150
鹅是尊尼获加什么让该让给你们开大

4476
03:03:59,150 --> 03:04:03,350
你说的话都代表你死了什么

4477
03:04:03,350 --> 03:04:06,590
这个那个就是那个直播间都不能放的那个版本

4478
03:04:06,590 --> 03:04:06,860
啊

4479
03:04:06,860 --> 03:04:12,340
对对就是嗯都不能唱的那个版本

4480
03:04:12,340 --> 03:04:13,840
主播第一次直播间唱歌

4481
03:04:13,840 --> 03:04:15,580
就是唱那个我相信

4482
03:04:15,580 --> 03:04:17,180
但唱的是原版啊

4483
03:04:17,180 --> 03:04:18,320
他们都说我唱

4484
03:04:18,320 --> 03:04:21,420
我相信的时候有一种自信飞扬的感觉

4485
03:04:21,720 --> 03:04:22,980
只有我一个人

4486
03:04:22,980 --> 03:04:25,800
当时明白我心里面想的是什么样的词

4487
03:04:25,800 --> 03:04:28,320
哈哈哈哈哈哎呀

4488
03:04:28,320 --> 03:04:29,099
就是

4489
03:04:36,080 --> 03:04:36,880
点歌

4490
03:04:36,880 --> 03:04:38,260
我是一只小小鸟

4491
03:04:38,260 --> 03:04:39,760
没唱过没听过

4492
03:04:39,760 --> 03:04:41,380
不会唱这歌

4493
03:04:41,940 --> 03:04:43,470
不会唱这个歌

4494
03:04:43,470 --> 03:04:45,240
你是要听正常版的呀

4495
03:04:45,240 --> 03:04:47,500
我不会这个怀念文语

4496
03:04:49,320 --> 03:04:52,790
骑士300首草是吧

4497
03:04:52,790 --> 03:04:54,640
人家哎呦

4498
03:04:54,640 --> 03:04:58,030
他他那个什么他有啥好怀念的

4499
03:04:58,030 --> 03:05:00,040
棍子的棍子不会唱这个

4500
03:05:00,040 --> 03:05:02,020
我只会唱一些经典的作品啊

4501
03:05:02,020 --> 03:05:04,350
你们有没有什么开个盲盒吧

4502
03:05:04,350 --> 03:05:06,850
主播可以唱快乐崇拜吗

4503
03:05:06,850 --> 03:05:09,679
快乐崇拜是不是攻击性有点强啊

4504
03:05:11,660 --> 03:05:13,120
陈文本是不说话了

4505
03:05:13,120 --> 03:05:14,260
被主播吓到了

4506
03:05:14,260 --> 03:05:15,820
陈粉丝我愿称敏

4507
03:05:15,820 --> 03:05:17,290
烟抽就是棍之勇

4508
03:05:21,120 --> 03:05:22,280
旋风车吧

4509
03:05:22,280 --> 03:05:23,830
这么近那肯定会啊

4510
03:05:23,830 --> 03:05:25,450
这么近那肯定会啊

4511
03:05:25,450 --> 03:05:26,830
你你你那个主播

4512
03:05:26,830 --> 03:05:27,610
整个舰长主播

4513
03:05:27,610 --> 03:05:30,779
把那个上舰仪式跟旋风车给你融合一下

4514
03:05:34,120 --> 03:05:36,600
♪ 哒哒哒哒哒 ♪

4515
03:05:36,600 --> 03:05:41,210
得得得得得得得得得得得得得

4516
03:05:41,970 --> 03:05:43,580
one two three

4517
03:05:43,580 --> 03:05:45,680
放弃了姓名的

4518
03:05:45,680 --> 03:05:47,240
♪ 请跟我来 ♪

4519
03:05:47,240 --> 03:05:51,320
现在想转意向白白银崇拜

4520
03:05:51,320 --> 03:05:53,420
拜下了浩瀚的

4521
03:05:53,420 --> 03:05:54,939
请跟我来

4522
03:05:54,939 --> 03:05:59,350
想进去建立一个摆烂的时代

4523
03:05:59,350 --> 03:06:01,120
为了活到底属于哪一个年代

4524
03:06:01,120 --> 03:06:01,870
基本就黑

4525
03:06:01,870 --> 03:06:04,200
还是y世代底座

4526
03:06:04,200 --> 03:06:05,130
就算天气不错

4527
03:06:05,130 --> 03:06:07,410
然后想不到那也让不好放松

4528
03:06:07,410 --> 03:06:10,300
让我来说是什么样的风

4529
03:06:10,300 --> 03:06:11,860
我这地方歌词总背不下来

4530
03:06:11,860 --> 03:06:12,670
你知道吧

4531
03:06:12,670 --> 03:06:15,719
何塞的是低风天使

4532
03:06:15,719 --> 03:06:18,059
通天代从来不肯say goodbye

4533
03:06:18,059 --> 03:06:20,400
哈哈下次会不会

4534
03:06:20,400 --> 03:06:24,119
你捏着骑士卡中巴卡巴布完成扣的卡直播

4535
03:06:24,189 --> 03:06:26,189
再发美女神风

4536
03:06:26,189 --> 03:06:27,779
这天炮击不中文

4537
03:06:27,779 --> 03:06:28,499
你知道吧

4538
03:06:28,499 --> 03:06:29,800
你说他什么话

4539
03:06:29,800 --> 03:06:34,060
中间派拉跨像宠爱小

4540
03:06:34,060 --> 03:06:37,450
祝你邀请它一定来呀

4541
03:06:37,450 --> 03:06:39,360
一起分享动态

4542
03:06:39,360 --> 03:06:41,250
♪ 不如一起清白 ♪

4543
03:06:41,250 --> 03:06:43,800
♪ 白浪会传染自己 ♪

4544
03:06:43,800 --> 03:06:44,780
♪ 离开 ♪

4545
03:06:45,420 --> 03:06:47,510
♪ 练得如恋的情 ♪

4546
03:06:47,510 --> 03:06:48,740
跟我来

4547
03:06:48,740 --> 03:06:53,590
现在让七对晚期崇拜发心

4548
03:06:53,590 --> 03:06:56,439
不开心的都跟我来

4549
03:06:56,439 --> 03:06:58,389
剪断了一座

4550
03:06:58,389 --> 03:07:00,900
再给我土里埋

4551
03:07:00,900 --> 03:07:02,860
你要听的是这个吧

4552
03:07:02,860 --> 03:07:04,600
你听的应该就是这个吧

4553
03:07:06,040 --> 03:07:08,859
我不知道你还听的就是这个啊啊

4554
03:07:09,800 --> 03:07:11,380
好冷静的歌词啊

4555
03:07:11,380 --> 03:07:15,040
主播只有在唱这个歌的时候充满了自信啊

4556
03:07:15,040 --> 03:07:17,260
充满了自我欣赏的魅力

4557
03:07:20,360 --> 03:07:24,460
无论什么时候都是啊啊充满了自我欣赏的感觉

4558
03:07:24,460 --> 03:07:26,020
这下可以鸽砸了

4559
03:07:26,020 --> 03:07:29,520
这下这下人家人家一周年开100首连唱

4560
03:07:29,520 --> 03:07:32,580
我一周年开100首电棍纪念歌回是吧

4561
03:07:32,580 --> 03:07:35,300
然后我就把这玩意写在标题上进来

4562
03:07:35,300 --> 03:07:36,320
就易拉罐是吧

4563
03:07:36,320 --> 03:07:37,660
皮套人啊

4564
03:07:37,660 --> 03:07:41,350
4000那个什么4000 4001哈哈

4565
03:07:41,350 --> 03:07:43,270
我都知道他们会怎么攻击我

4566
03:07:43,270 --> 03:07:43,900
你知道吧

4567
03:07:43,900 --> 03:07:45,950
哎呦我都不敢写

4568
03:07:45,950 --> 03:07:48,770
好久没听相遇天使dj版了

4569
03:07:48,770 --> 03:07:49,430
那不行啊

4570
03:07:49,430 --> 03:07:50,519
这不会啊

4571
03:07:51,600 --> 03:07:54,200
对方发生什么没发生什么了

4572
03:07:54,200 --> 03:07:55,280
怕人家骂我

4573
03:07:55,280 --> 03:07:57,740
我怕被骂唯一指定血包

4574
03:07:57,740 --> 03:07:59,360
然后我再把沈老师不是

4575
03:07:59,360 --> 03:08:02,900
我再把沈老师跟那个结婚老师两个人请上来啊

4576
03:08:02,900 --> 03:08:04,040
再给我写你一下

4577
03:08:05,470 --> 03:08:07,750
哎马拉松电棍哥回来

4578
03:08:07,750 --> 03:08:10,679
100首100首电棍原唱电音

4579
03:08:10,679 --> 03:08:14,250
然后到时候拜托切片man给我切出来

4580
03:08:14,250 --> 03:08:14,940
你知道吧

4581
03:08:14,940 --> 03:08:15,780
皮套狗贵

4582
03:08:15,780 --> 03:08:16,320
皮套狗

4583
03:08:16,320 --> 03:08:17,220
别来沾边

4584
03:08:17,220 --> 03:08:19,080
别蹭别蹭别蹭

4585
03:08:29,740 --> 03:08:42,280
啊耶总会觉得你还在电击

4586
03:08:42,280 --> 03:08:46,570
沙拉中路当练功房

4587
03:08:46,570 --> 03:08:48,300
一圈一圈光

4588
03:08:48,300 --> 03:08:50,400
白泽又在抬杠

4589
03:08:50,400 --> 03:08:55,560
脑门印破防爱症晚期都变成光

4590
03:08:56,880 --> 03:09:01,820
除了开你上去将老西给

4591
03:09:03,080 --> 03:09:04,700
大雁南飞

4592
03:09:07,340 --> 03:09:10,260
♪ 答应你对对对 ♪

4593
03:09:15,540 --> 03:09:17,270
他在中路被两人怼

4594
03:09:17,270 --> 03:09:20,080
你还在野区来来回回下路打怪

4595
03:09:20,080 --> 03:09:21,130
无双的超鬼

4596
03:09:21,130 --> 03:09:23,020
玩个游戏真的累

4597
03:09:23,020 --> 03:09:24,100
螺丝弹幕

4598
03:09:24,100 --> 03:09:25,840
想清水你白银

4599
03:09:25,840 --> 03:09:26,890
♪ 你说的对 ♪

4600
03:09:26,890 --> 03:09:27,760
♪ 此刻说 ♪

4601
03:09:27,760 --> 03:09:32,460
那把你们给生段位

4602
03:09:46,820 --> 03:09:47,440
是的

4603
03:09:47,440 --> 03:09:47,980
怎么样

4604
03:09:47,980 --> 03:09:48,880
还挺好的

4605
03:09:48,880 --> 03:09:49,660
还挺好吧

4606
03:09:49,660 --> 03:09:54,160
我觉得这个这个大大喜这个大忌有一种力量

4607
03:09:54,160 --> 03:09:54,760
你知道吧

4608
03:09:54,760 --> 03:09:57,980
真的我大喜时不会唱

4609
03:09:57,980 --> 03:09:58,670
不会唱

4610
03:09:58,670 --> 03:10:01,400
大喜就是一个字也唱不明白

4611
03:10:01,400 --> 03:10:03,430
但是我一唱到大计

4612
03:10:03,430 --> 03:10:06,370
就不知道为什么就能找得到啊

4613
03:10:06,370 --> 03:10:08,600
就我一听大喜

4614
03:10:08,600 --> 03:10:10,010
我就一个字都唱不出来

4615
03:10:10,010 --> 03:10:11,800
真的很奇怪啊

4616
03:10:11,820 --> 03:10:13,260
我也不知道为什么

4617
03:10:13,260 --> 03:10:16,290
但是一天大忌每次都浑身充满了力量

4618
03:10:16,290 --> 03:10:21,140
主播可能天生就只适合唱这种这种这种这种

4619
03:10:23,920 --> 03:10:25,350
差差不多

4620
03:10:25,350 --> 03:10:28,560
好像我们加班排

4621
03:10:30,880 --> 03:10:34,220
加班的时间是不是快快结束了

4622
03:10:36,780 --> 03:10:39,200
天生的抽象喵能不能放

4623
03:10:39,200 --> 03:10:41,300
相遇天使不是棍子的

4624
03:10:41,300 --> 03:10:41,900
相遇天使

4625
03:10:41,900 --> 03:10:42,920
我不听

4626
03:10:42,920 --> 03:10:44,240
不是棍子的

4627
03:10:44,240 --> 03:10:46,220
相遇天使不好跳啊

4628
03:10:46,220 --> 03:10:47,300
我们黄金了

4629
03:10:47,300 --> 03:10:48,110
谢谢大家

4630
03:10:48,110 --> 03:10:51,430
我们不再是上不去下不来的段位了

4631
03:10:51,430 --> 03:10:53,200
从icu出院了

4632
03:10:53,890 --> 03:10:55,840
哇我们遗憾落败

4633
03:10:56,820 --> 03:11:00,530
刚刚刚出院就被人家带走了

4634
03:11:01,520 --> 03:11:02,779
好疼啊

4635
03:11:04,780 --> 03:11:08,700
我们我们我们成功成功出院了

4636
03:11:08,700 --> 03:11:10,050
大家真棒

4637
03:11:10,050 --> 03:11:11,039
开心

4638
03:11:12,480 --> 03:11:14,900
♪ 长得像前太热 ♪

4639
03:11:14,900 --> 03:11:17,750
可像重爱小猪

4640
03:11:17,750 --> 03:11:23,180
你要请他一定来快下播了

4641
03:11:23,180 --> 03:11:25,280
大家还有十几分钟

4642
03:11:25,280 --> 03:11:27,020
大家进来的十几分钟

4643
03:11:27,020 --> 03:11:28,400
是想主播回个杂谈

4644
03:11:28,400 --> 03:11:30,269
还是再唱两首

4645
03:11:30,269 --> 03:11:32,759
哈哈还是再唱两首

4646
03:11:39,520 --> 03:11:40,980
出院了

4647
03:11:46,380 --> 03:11:48,680
脱离生命危险罢了

4648
03:11:48,680 --> 03:11:49,700
可以少出

4649
03:11:49,700 --> 03:11:50,540
出个愿吧

4650
03:11:50,540 --> 03:11:51,619
出个愿吧

4651
03:11:52,880 --> 03:11:55,180
虽然肥猫唱歌很离谱

4652
03:11:55,180 --> 03:11:57,820
那是上帝给你关上了一扇门

4653
03:11:57,820 --> 03:12:01,599
你总要打开一扇窗对吧

4654
03:12:04,000 --> 03:12:06,939
总要有点擅长的东西吧

4655
03:12:08,420 --> 03:12:11,140
长得像前台要快

4656
03:12:11,140 --> 03:12:12,220
想重来

4657
03:12:12,220 --> 03:12:13,240
我觉得真的

4658
03:12:13,240 --> 03:12:16,470
唱歌这个东西就是主要主要为了一个自信

4659
03:12:16,470 --> 03:12:18,270
你如果自信的话都行

4660
03:12:18,270 --> 03:12:20,040
反正掉弟弟们的血

4661
03:12:20,040 --> 03:12:20,550
真的吗

4662
03:12:20,550 --> 03:12:22,920
我感觉他们听的好像都挺开心的

4663
03:12:22,920 --> 03:12:25,369
但今天又能量充够了

4664
03:12:25,369 --> 03:12:27,529
我就我就不搞了

4665
03:12:27,529 --> 03:12:29,269
你们要是能量充够了

4666
03:12:29,269 --> 03:12:31,340
那我就我就先不搞了

4667
03:12:31,540 --> 03:12:33,140
那怎么样

4668
03:12:40,560 --> 03:12:45,650
小猪你邀请它一定来一来

4669
03:12:45,650 --> 03:12:48,110
与其渴望关怀

4670
03:12:48,110 --> 03:12:53,610
不如一起精彩快乐的传染

4671
03:12:53,610 --> 03:12:55,860
请你慷慨哦

4672
03:12:55,860 --> 03:13:02,099
哇哦相恋的失恋的请跟我来

4673
03:13:03,360 --> 03:13:05,120
快点放电棍了

4674
03:13:05,120 --> 03:13:07,880
过年多晦气不好

4675
03:13:07,880 --> 03:13:09,539
太晦气了

4676
03:13:10,620 --> 03:13:11,660
那不行了

4677
03:13:11,660 --> 03:13:12,680
太晦气了

4678
03:13:12,680 --> 03:13:14,259
不要我再不放

4679
03:13:15,380 --> 03:13:18,760
本来我就接近70的同阶

4680
03:13:18,760 --> 03:13:21,910
然后一唱这玩意调成50了

4681
03:13:21,910 --> 03:13:23,759
你们要负全责

4682
03:13:24,180 --> 03:13:26,870
你们要负全责哦

4683
03:13:26,870 --> 03:13:29,600
都怪大家跟我没关系啊

4684
03:13:29,600 --> 03:13:32,580
一唱电棍掉的这么狠

4685
03:13:34,620 --> 03:13:36,160
全怪你们

4686
03:13:41,040 --> 03:13:42,260
对不起喵

4687
03:13:42,260 --> 03:13:43,880
而且我我接受了欢迎

4688
03:13:43,880 --> 03:13:44,480
oeo

4689
03:13:44,480 --> 03:13:48,560
晚上好

4690
03:13:49,380 --> 03:13:55,150
你的直播黎明注定很多主力的操作

4691
03:13:55,150 --> 03:13:58,840
♪ 让我还要你哈哈哈 ♪

4692
03:13:58,840 --> 03:14:00,490
人还在直播

4693
03:14:00,490 --> 03:14:03,800
还在维护完美的配合

4694
03:14:03,800 --> 03:14:06,920
怎么场景一下跳c站

4695
03:14:06,920 --> 03:14:10,130
认真让我的脸色难看

4696
03:14:10,130 --> 03:14:12,000
脸色真醉人

4697
03:14:12,000 --> 03:14:16,440
发的心肠荡漾天下苍

4698
03:14:16,440 --> 03:14:19,140
我用谜语说一把道

4699
03:14:19,140 --> 03:14:19,710
理

4700
03:14:19,710 --> 03:14:23,000
说把武器变无期徒刑

4701
03:14:23,000 --> 03:14:26,210
还在想铁窗外的景象

4702
03:14:26,210 --> 03:14:27,680
忍不了三次

4703
03:14:27,680 --> 03:14:33,920
三只细看他是想喝点茶里冰糖会弹上开

4704
03:14:33,920 --> 03:14:35,570
♪ 发炸裂的开场 ♪

4705
03:14:35,570 --> 03:14:38,339
我超冰流量的明星

4706
03:14:38,339 --> 03:14:43,020
五块的新居家都要好冷静哈哈

4707
03:14:43,020 --> 03:14:48,360
被车队恶灵战队的主题颜料是我自己

4708
03:14:48,360 --> 03:14:52,720
♪ 我能遇见这上头的笑 ♪

4709
03:14:52,720 --> 03:14:55,040
下面又疼又痒

4710
03:14:55,860 --> 03:14:57,560
任谁都健康

4711
03:14:57,560 --> 03:14:59,120
猪猪的妩媚

4712
03:14:59,120 --> 03:15:02,960
♪ 被动吸收营养 ♪

4713
03:15:02,980 --> 03:15:06,760
我我唱动员跑调吗

4714
03:15:06,760 --> 03:15:09,400
大家大家客观公正的评价我一下

4715
03:15:09,400 --> 03:15:11,580
我不知道唱动物园跑跑调

4716
03:15:11,580 --> 03:15:13,600
你们觉得我唱动物园跑调吗

4717
03:15:13,600 --> 03:15:15,760
主播唱歌怎么都这么抽象

4718
03:15:15,760 --> 03:15:17,680
我也可以唱这首歌的正常版

4719
03:15:17,680 --> 03:15:19,540
但是但是我唱正常版

4720
03:15:19,540 --> 03:15:20,960
你们就说不好听

4721
03:15:20,960 --> 03:15:24,800
哎哟动物园没有必要也也行吧

4722
03:15:24,800 --> 03:15:28,560
也可以等一下逍遥天下

4723
03:15:28,560 --> 03:15:30,360
你们啥时候火化啊

4724
03:15:31,780 --> 03:15:34,350
你说什么都听不出来了

4725
03:15:34,350 --> 03:15:35,820
♪ 你都没过去 ♪

4726
03:15:35,820 --> 03:15:38,330
♪ 他妈再来看一眼 ♪

4727
03:15:38,330 --> 03:15:45,300
马上我加上我有一动物园都没有

4728
03:15:45,300 --> 03:15:45,840
考不考

4729
03:15:45,840 --> 03:15:47,700
第一次主要还是帅是吧

4730
03:15:47,700 --> 03:15:49,560
主要是抽象的那不行

4731
03:15:49,560 --> 03:15:51,520
今天的免费我都已经用完了

4732
03:15:52,690 --> 03:15:54,340
今天有个赌神又来了

4733
03:15:54,340 --> 03:15:58,910
欢迎烟雨我我得拿点什么了

4734
03:15:58,910 --> 03:15:59,840
我得拿

4735
03:15:59,840 --> 03:16:00,620
我得拿面

4736
03:16:00,620 --> 03:16:02,780
不用

4737
03:16:03,260 --> 03:16:06,700
得看面播不在的剧中

4738
03:16:06,700 --> 03:16:10,680
♪ 有人好歹打满一个月 ♪

4739
03:16:10,680 --> 03:16:12,780
♪ 我也不想再出去 ♪

4740
03:16:12,780 --> 03:16:16,740
♪ 然后是我自己点的表情 ♪

4741
03:16:16,740 --> 03:16:19,860
好可好卡呀好卡

4742
03:16:19,860 --> 03:16:20,880
我受不了了

4743
03:16:20,880 --> 03:16:22,040
哈哈啊

4744
03:16:22,040 --> 03:16:23,510
太卡了

4745
03:16:23,510 --> 03:16:29,220
把电把那个什么卡卡完了

4746
03:16:29,320 --> 03:16:31,740
放完这首歌不能再往下放了

4747
03:16:31,740 --> 03:16:36,280
因为那个放视频的话太占电脑的能力

4748
03:16:41,480 --> 03:16:44,500
我不我干嘛对

4749
03:16:44,500 --> 03:16:45,400
尾巴掉帧了

4750
03:16:45,400 --> 03:16:47,320
就说明电脑太卡了

4751
03:16:47,320 --> 03:16:51,039
得关一些没有什么太大必要的东西

4752
03:16:51,740 --> 03:16:54,760
相遇天使给你放个正常版吧

4753
03:16:54,760 --> 03:16:57,220
别听棍子的相遇天使了

4754
03:16:57,220 --> 03:16:59,980
他为什么那天会唱相遇天使啊

4755
03:17:16,400 --> 03:17:18,779
其实我也看过轻音啊

4756
03:17:18,779 --> 03:17:19,739
很少有

4757
03:17:19,739 --> 03:17:22,760
就是从很久以前就开始呃

4758
03:17:22,760 --> 03:17:24,320
比较二次元的人

4759
03:17:24,320 --> 03:17:26,060
没有看过轻音的玩

4760
03:17:27,200 --> 03:17:30,950
欢迎梦梦海神圣本色

4761
03:17:30,950 --> 03:17:34,800
我就是之前看青叶的时候也是看的贼快

4762
03:17:34,800 --> 03:17:38,660
但是也没有给我留下特别特别特别深的那种

4763
03:17:38,660 --> 03:17:40,340
作为本命作品的印象

4764
03:17:40,340 --> 03:17:43,820
其实我老番看的你要说多吧

4765
03:17:43,820 --> 03:17:44,680
真不多

4766
03:17:44,680 --> 03:17:48,370
但是你要说少的比那个呃

4767
03:17:48,370 --> 03:17:52,160
只看当季最热番的要多一些吧

4768
03:17:52,160 --> 03:17:53,750
你也看我看呐

4769
03:17:53,750 --> 03:17:55,280
我看的呀

4770
03:17:55,280 --> 03:17:59,780
我记得印象特别深刻的一点是他们谁来着

4771
03:17:59,780 --> 03:18:03,740
他们一起出去玩还是怎么回

4772
03:18:06,560 --> 03:18:10,180
还是拉那个朋友到家里面打火锅呀

4773
03:18:10,180 --> 03:18:11,680
好像是到家里打火锅

4774
03:18:11,680 --> 03:18:14,580
他们一起去超市买那个火锅底料

4775
03:18:14,580 --> 03:18:18,750
然后好像他们是在决定什么来着呃

4776
03:18:18,750 --> 03:18:22,620
咖喱还是还是什么来着

4777
03:18:22,620 --> 03:18:23,340
我忘记了

4778
03:18:23,340 --> 03:18:25,320
反正当时我就在想啊

4779
03:18:25,320 --> 03:18:27,030
还能有咖喱锅吗

4780
03:18:27,030 --> 03:18:28,920
还有咖喱锅这种东西

4781
03:18:32,440 --> 03:18:34,840
这个在我心里面的一些

4782
03:18:38,300 --> 03:18:41,620
疑问一直到了我长到高中生啊

4783
03:18:41,620 --> 03:18:45,460
直到我去那个有个火锅店叫什么

4784
03:18:45,460 --> 03:18:47,380
叫叫呷哺呷哺吧

4785
03:18:47,380 --> 03:18:48,880
我记得是叫呷哺呷哺

4786
03:18:48,880 --> 03:18:52,860
然后我就在那个呷哺呷哺那边吃到了咖喱锅

4787
03:18:52,860 --> 03:18:55,120
我当时觉得真的很好吃呀

4788
03:18:55,120 --> 03:18:57,220
我没吃过咖喱锅呀

4789
03:18:57,220 --> 03:18:58,630
所以我真的很好奇

4790
03:18:58,630 --> 03:19:02,299
当时吃的咖喱都是那种日式的浓稠度

4791
03:19:02,299 --> 03:19:05,120
特别特别高的那种那种咖喱

4792
03:19:05,120 --> 03:19:08,600
所以就很好奇为什么会这样子

4793
03:19:11,960 --> 03:19:12,600
小

4794
03:19:16,180 --> 03:19:16,780
♪ 你 ♪

4795
03:19:20,800 --> 03:19:22,480
可记得喝茶了

4796
03:19:22,480 --> 03:19:24,460
我还记得有没有被炉来着

4797
03:19:24,460 --> 03:19:26,440
我忘记了有没有被褥啊

4798
03:19:26,440 --> 03:19:27,880
可能有吧

4799
03:19:27,880 --> 03:19:31,780
不记得了

4800
03:19:34,800 --> 03:19:40,940
♪ 如果我有爱心的人的心意 ♪

4801
03:19:46,020 --> 03:19:47,240
什么叫你是我的

4802
03:19:47,240 --> 03:19:50,180
惹不起惹不起

4803
03:19:50,180 --> 03:19:52,190
是谁的粉丝牌呀

4804
03:19:52,190 --> 03:19:54,560
惹不起是谁的粉丝牌啊

4805
03:20:09,080 --> 03:20:10,210
♪ take it off ♪

4806
03:20:10,210 --> 03:20:12,280
♪ 和我们干嘛啦 ♪

4807
03:20:12,280 --> 03:20:18,920
♪ 米奇和达摩欧拉基斯达比亚改变 ♪

4808
03:20:20,340 --> 03:20:23,020
♪ 有你同在路口 ♪

4809
03:20:23,020 --> 03:20:26,740
你的低音号有生之年了

4810
03:20:26,740 --> 03:20:27,580
没完结吗

4811
03:20:27,580 --> 03:20:28,400
原来

4812
03:20:31,920 --> 03:20:35,600
那个吹响上低当时还挺火的吧

4813
03:20:35,600 --> 03:20:36,920
我记得当时新番的时候

4814
03:20:36,920 --> 03:20:39,860
好多好多人讨论他那种

4815
03:21:01,540 --> 03:21:04,210
能不能给苹果打个复活赛

4816
03:21:04,210 --> 03:21:05,740
不是都完结了吗

4817
03:21:05,740 --> 03:21:07,120
这个作品

4818
03:21:13,200 --> 03:21:16,820
♪ 知道a1 a一你 ♪

4819
03:21:24,680 --> 03:21:29,120
好啦

4820
03:21:29,120 --> 03:21:31,340
然后开始戒烟了

4821
03:21:31,340 --> 03:21:33,179
里嗯

4822
03:21:36,900 --> 03:21:38,000
谢谢群星

4823
03:21:38,000 --> 03:21:41,480
本市的智慧之书里阿里嘎多

4824
03:21:41,480 --> 03:21:43,160
谢谢支持

4825
03:21:47,520 --> 03:21:50,800
啊这首我的话听完再见吧

4826
03:21:50,800 --> 03:21:54,340
我还挺喜欢这首歌

4827
03:22:05,940 --> 03:22:07,320
不

4828
03:22:11,100 --> 03:22:14,100
知道有没有人听过这歌呀

4829
03:22:14,500 --> 03:22:19,940
♪ 黑客梦境的周围散落花瓣是流泪 ♪

4830
03:22:19,940 --> 03:22:27,870
手指一碰它也没任何榕树的范围

4831
03:22:27,870 --> 03:22:30,440
♪ 那游戏叫做微微 ♪

4832
03:22:30,440 --> 03:22:32,060
♪ 天都黑了 ♪

4833
03:22:32,060 --> 03:22:36,260
♪ 不会累哦 ♪

4834
03:22:37,400 --> 03:22:44,020
♪ 我爱在清晨黄昏恋爱 ♪

4835
03:22:44,020 --> 03:22:46,660
♪ 爱上甜的枯萎 ♪

4836
03:22:47,980 --> 03:22:52,900
♪ 化作一片黄昏 ♪

4837
03:22:53,060 --> 03:22:57,680
♪ 登城市眺望天涯的稻草人 ♪

4838
03:22:58,760 --> 03:23:03,460
♪ 就算张嘴也喊不出多美 ♪

4839
03:23:03,800 --> 03:23:08,660
♪ 全在心里指不出你是谁 ♪

4840
03:23:09,180 --> 03:23:14,060
♪ 于是猫眼遮住一些氛围 ♪

4841
03:23:14,460 --> 03:23:19,400
♪ 远离世界只有45度 ♪

4842
03:23:19,820 --> 03:23:24,820
♪ 就算张嘴也喊不出多美 ♪

4843
03:23:25,220 --> 03:23:29,840
♪ 所有言语表达都会作废 ♪

4844
03:23:30,540 --> 03:23:35,420
♪ 爱情早在回味里面变味 ♪

4845
03:23:35,820 --> 03:23:37,370
♪ 不要惊扰 ♪

4846
03:23:37,370 --> 03:23:40,760
♪ 那梦里继续睡 ♪

4847
03:23:41,800 --> 03:23:47,340
啊啊

4848
03:24:06,420 --> 03:24:09,200
♪ 两棵榕树的范围 ♪

4849
03:24:09,200 --> 03:24:11,840
♪ 那游戏叫做微微 ♪

4850
03:24:11,840 --> 03:24:13,340
♪ 天都黑了 ♪

4851
03:24:13,340 --> 03:24:14,660
♪ 不会累 ♪

4852
03:24:16,100 --> 03:24:19,980
♪ 我和我一片黄昏 ♪

4853
03:24:21,420 --> 03:24:25,740
♪ 在城市眺望田野的稻草人 ♪

4854
03:24:26,760 --> 03:24:31,280
♪ 就算张嘴也喊不出多美 ♪

4855
03:24:31,860 --> 03:24:36,740
♪ 全在心里指不出你是谁 ♪

4856
03:24:37,200 --> 03:24:42,100
♪ 于是帽檐遮住一些方位 ♪

4857
03:24:42,440 --> 03:24:47,400
♪ 眼里世界只有45度 ♪

4858
03:24:47,860 --> 03:24:51,900
♪ 就算张嘴也喊不出多美 ♪

4859
03:24:53,340 --> 03:24:56,680
♪ 所有言语表达都会作废 ♪

4860
03:24:58,660 --> 03:25:02,760
♪ 爱情早在回味里面变味 ♪

4861
03:25:03,760 --> 03:25:06,000
♪ 不要惊扰大梦 ♪

4862
03:25:06,000 --> 03:25:08,180
♪ 一继续睡 ♪

4863
03:25:09,660 --> 03:25:14,780
我忘了我听这首歌的时候就是会唱这首歌

4864
03:25:14,780 --> 03:25:15,920
刚学这首歌

4865
03:25:15,920 --> 03:25:18,800
那个时候好像性格比较沉静啊

4866
03:25:18,800 --> 03:25:20,460
就是比较比较安静

4867
03:25:20,460 --> 03:25:25,000
比较温柔哈哈一点都不像现在这样子

4868
03:25:25,000 --> 03:25:28,150
所以唱这首歌好像就比较温柔啊

4869
03:25:28,150 --> 03:25:33,420
嗯是不是嘴巴的夹裂了

4870
03:25:33,420 --> 03:25:34,200
谁说的

4871
03:25:34,200 --> 03:25:35,180
我才没有呢

4872
03:25:35,180 --> 03:25:38,780
我学会了笑点歌变明恋

4873
03:25:38,780 --> 03:25:41,960
我打不了日文

4874
03:25:55,880 --> 03:26:00,040
♪ 哒哒哒哒哒 ♪

4875
03:26:03,320 --> 03:26:06,920
你不看画面不就得了

4876
03:26:06,920 --> 03:26:09,320
我们一人最擅长不看画面啊

4877
03:26:10,640 --> 03:26:13,450
哼这个姑娘叫米烟

4878
03:26:13,450 --> 03:26:15,820
这是刀妹1年之后的变化

4879
03:26:15,820 --> 03:26:17,860
这首歌是挺好听的呀

4880
03:26:17,860 --> 03:26:19,940
你不觉得挺不错的嘛

4881
03:26:20,880 --> 03:26:23,720
我最喜欢的v

4882
03:26:27,240 --> 03:26:29,060
♪ 过了多感受 ♪

4883
03:26:30,440 --> 03:26:32,660
♪ 当年我三个手 ♪

4884
03:26:40,760 --> 03:26:42,510
确实好听好听吧

4885
03:26:50,500 --> 03:26:52,480
可可可在哪

4886
03:26:52,480 --> 03:27:01,080
某人已经摆脱他这什么牌子报名了

4887
03:27:01,620 --> 03:27:03,030
♪ 在哪里 ♪

4888
03:27:03,030 --> 03:27:07,780
♪ 在 ♪

4889
03:27:14,480 --> 03:27:20,000
给猫猫带给他带我不带给他的

4890
03:27:21,320 --> 03:27:23,260
可以了吧可以了吧

4891
03:27:23,260 --> 03:27:32,020
我爷爷庙的事情给我们有什么关系呢

4892
03:27:34,180 --> 03:27:42,100
小黑的猫妈妈帅

4893
03:27:44,620 --> 03:27:48,880
然后惯例问一下有没有拉扯加班的能力

4894
03:27:50,540 --> 03:27:52,780
原来吵加班的吗

4895
03:27:52,780 --> 03:27:54,260
然后没有的话

4896
03:27:54,260 --> 03:27:56,619
大主播就要这样

4897
03:28:06,540 --> 03:28:08,240
这玩意还是有用的

4898
03:28:08,240 --> 03:28:12,560
大家这个这个这个这个颈椎按摩仪还是有用的

4899
03:28:12,560 --> 03:28:16,040
我做了三个半小时

4900
03:28:16,040 --> 03:28:17,540
没觉得很累诶

4901
03:28:17,540 --> 03:28:19,160
这按摩还是有用的

4902
03:28:19,160 --> 03:28:21,320
♪ 人 ♪

4903
03:28:22,180 --> 03:28:26,280
呜呜呜拉脑过的东西不喜欢

4904
03:28:39,460 --> 03:28:40,800
♪ 一旦你没钱 ♪

4905
03:28:40,800 --> 03:28:43,440
♪ 无法再带入多情的时刻 ♪

4906
03:28:43,440 --> 03:28:45,400
♪ 但你玩我都没带脑 ♪

4907
03:28:55,440 --> 03:29:00,060
♪ i see it that is so not too good ♪

4908
03:29:00,060 --> 03:29:02,280
♪ and love me ♪

4909
03:29:02,280 --> 03:29:04,140
♪ but i d ♪

4910
03:29:17,920 --> 03:29:20,640
邓超的炎炎忍

4911
03:29:20,640 --> 03:29:24,410
看他就是别人忍或者小虫的

4912
03:29:24,410 --> 03:29:28,160
当然不太正常的思维

4913
03:29:28,160 --> 03:29:29,210
比较诡异的

4914
03:29:29,210 --> 03:29:31,300
就会觉得是

4915
03:29:32,960 --> 03:29:35,640
小男友的

4916
03:29:37,120 --> 03:29:40,520
♪ 等到比赛哪有 ♪

4917
03:29:45,760 --> 03:29:47,040
我记得小童

4918
03:29:47,040 --> 03:29:48,360
这是怪中成功

4919
03:29:48,360 --> 03:29:49,680
我也有的啦

4920
03:29:49,680 --> 03:29:52,080
这个好像是自带的

4921
03:29:52,080 --> 03:29:54,480
他没关

4922
03:30:03,560 --> 03:30:05,500
别人不关灯睡觉呀

4923
03:30:05,500 --> 03:30:07,740
不关灯睡觉会像主播一样

4924
03:30:07,740 --> 03:30:12,800
慢慢的日夜颠倒的他

4925
03:30:15,800 --> 03:30:17,560
不是小男友的呢

4926
03:30:18,380 --> 03:30:19,810
乐观主义者

4927
03:30:19,810 --> 03:30:20,860
悲观主义者

4928
03:30:20,860 --> 03:30:22,360
我乐观主义者

4929
03:30:22,360 --> 03:30:24,410
所有这一定是烟烟人的手

4930
03:30:24,410 --> 03:30:25,580
悲观主义者说

4931
03:30:25,580 --> 03:30:27,500
这一定是她小男友的手

4932
03:30:27,500 --> 03:30:28,880
我啥事儿啊

4933
03:30:28,880 --> 03:30:32,600
什么时候我不知道什么时候

4934
03:30:35,120 --> 03:30:36,560
这什么歌呀

4935
03:30:36,560 --> 03:30:38,180
怎么是她只是我的妹妹啊

4936
03:30:38,180 --> 03:30:39,470
我的戒烟呢

4937
03:30:39,470 --> 03:30:43,640
我的一些问题我不要听

4938
03:30:43,640 --> 03:30:44,840
她只是我的妹妹

4939
03:30:44,840 --> 03:30:46,280
我不要听紫色很有韵

4940
03:30:46,280 --> 03:30:49,060
我要听戒烟哎

4941
03:30:49,060 --> 03:30:50,470
不能再笑了

4942
03:30:50,470 --> 03:30:51,790
一笑就舔

4943
03:30:51,790 --> 03:30:53,380
一舔就完蛋了

4944
03:30:53,380 --> 03:30:54,820
疼

4945
03:31:03,240 --> 03:31:04,910
晚安娜金宝

4946
03:31:04,910 --> 03:31:08,420
♪ 为了变得更好 ♪

4947
03:31:12,060 --> 03:31:14,060
现在能点歌吗

4948
03:31:14,060 --> 03:31:15,779
现在点个就过了

4949
03:31:15,889 --> 03:31:20,309
直接s加加班加拉扯加点歌了

4950
03:31:20,309 --> 03:31:23,740
现在不能认为晚安妮儿

4951
03:31:23,740 --> 03:31:25,120
大家谢谢大家

4952
03:31:25,120 --> 03:31:26,680
今天陪我唱歌

4953
03:31:26,680 --> 03:31:27,640
请放我

4954
03:31:27,640 --> 03:31:33,350
♪ 接着保持优良习惯 ♪

4955
03:31:33,350 --> 03:31:34,580
珍珠

4956
03:31:36,420 --> 03:31:42,740
♪ 你说最近过的还算幸福美满 ♪

4957
03:31:44,400 --> 03:31:45,950
♪ 喝了几杯 ♪

4958
03:31:45,950 --> 03:31:47,870
♪ 唱了几段 ♪

4959
03:31:47,870 --> 03:31:50,220
你却哭了

4960
03:31:50,220 --> 03:31:53,960
你嗯想去安慰

4961
03:31:53,960 --> 03:31:56,030
♪ 却不知什么力 ♪

4962
03:31:56,030 --> 03:31:58,480
大家晚安晚安

4963
03:31:58,510 --> 03:31:59,950
that's me

4964
03:31:59,950 --> 03:32:01,600
呵呵我

4965
03:32:01,600 --> 03:32:03,100
我不能再笑了

4966
03:32:03,100 --> 03:32:06,220
头发

4967
03:32:07,400 --> 03:32:08,980
♪ 戒了烟 ♪

4968
03:32:08,980 --> 03:32:11,340
♪ 我不习惯 ♪

4969
03:32:11,340 --> 03:32:12,990
♪ 没有你 ♪

4970
03:32:12,990 --> 03:32:15,240
♪ 我怎么办 ♪

4971
03:32:15,240 --> 03:32:20,080
♪ 3年零一个礼拜 ♪

4972
03:32:20,080 --> 03:32:23,230
♪ 学会怎么忍耐 ♪

4973
03:32:23,230 --> 03:32:26,460
♪ 你给过我的伤 ♪

4974
03:32:26,460 --> 03:32:31,340
还是没有一句说过

4975
03:32:31,340 --> 03:32:35,180
♪ 戒了烟染上悲伤 ♪

4976
03:32:35,180 --> 03:32:38,420
我也什么被劈腿了

4977
03:32:38,420 --> 03:32:39,380
可我还是爱你

4978
03:32:39,380 --> 03:32:42,770
什么什么什么脑脑残歌曲

4979
03:32:42,770 --> 03:32:44,630
这什么脑残歌起来

4980
03:32:48,050 --> 03:32:51,760
喜欢听这种这种音乐的

4981
03:32:51,760 --> 03:32:59,440
是不是取向有一些不太对劲啊

4982
03:33:00,320 --> 03:33:01,930
♪ 喝了几杯 ♪

4983
03:33:01,930 --> 03:33:03,850
♪ 唱了几段 ♪

4984
03:33:03,850 --> 03:33:07,000
♪ 你却哭了 ♪

4985
03:33:08,370 --> 03:33:09,920
♪ 想去安慰 ♪

4986
03:33:09,920 --> 03:33:12,590
♪ 却不知什么立场 ♪

4987
03:33:12,590 --> 03:33:14,390
♪ 听你说话 ♪

4988
03:33:14,390 --> 03:33:15,460
♪ 看你故事 ♪

4989
03:33:15,460 --> 03:33:21,820
♪ 头发我得到了惩罚 ♪

4990
03:33:23,360 --> 03:33:24,970
♪ 戒了烟 ♪

4991
03:33:24,970 --> 03:33:27,480
♪ 我不习惯 ♪

4992
03:33:27,480 --> 03:33:28,980
♪ 没有你 ♪

4993
03:33:28,980 --> 03:33:31,460
♪ 我怎么办 ♪

4994
03:33:31,460 --> 03:33:38,360
3年零一个礼拜才学会怎么说的

4995
03:33:38,360 --> 03:33:40,380
是我什么人

4996
03:33:40,380 --> 03:33:43,080
♪ 我的伤害 ♪

4997
03:33:43,080 --> 03:33:44,640
这歌挺好听的

4998
03:33:44,640 --> 03:33:46,830
我喜欢听这个歌的

4999
03:33:46,830 --> 03:33:47,960
哎呦

5000
03:33:58,660 --> 03:34:03,220
♪ 我也不想 ♪

5001
03:34:07,100 --> 03:34:11,080
♪ 不舍得不舍 ♪

5002
03:34:14,560 --> 03:34:19,700
当一个人啊

5003
03:34:21,800 --> 03:34:23,480
我想不想摸一下

5004
03:34:23,480 --> 03:34:24,320
摸一下

5005
03:34:24,320 --> 03:34:26,840
疼疼疼疼

5006
03:34:27,360 --> 03:34:28,920
缺了也

5007
03:34:28,920 --> 03:34:31,170
♪ 我不习惯 ♪

5008
03:34:31,170 --> 03:34:32,940
♪ 没有你 ♪

5009
03:34:32,940 --> 03:34:35,380
♪ 我怎么办 ♪

5010
03:34:35,380 --> 03:34:43,190
♪ 3年零一个礼拜才学会怎么忍耐 ♪

5011
03:34:43,190 --> 03:34:47,420
♪ 你给过我的伤害 ♪

5012
03:34:47,420 --> 03:34:50,960
♪ 却没有一句责怪 ♪

5013
03:34:53,780 --> 03:34:56,300
拜拜谢谢大家

5014
03:34:56,300 --> 03:34:57,140
今天很开心

5015
03:34:57,680 --> 03:34:59,180
呵呵啊

5016
03:34:59,180 --> 03:35:01,100
向我道歉去了

5017
03:35:01,100 --> 03:35:05,460
怎么又哎呦拜拜

5018
03:35:11,420 --> 03:35:14,880
记得准备圣诞哥回答

5019
03:35:15,460 --> 03:35:18,550
主播要为自己说的话付出代价

5020
03:35:18,550 --> 03:35:20,050
我才不分呢

5021
03:35:21,130 --> 03:35:22,930
怎么一直都是这样的

5022
03:35:22,930 --> 03:35:25,400
哎呦拜拜

5023
03:35:28,640 --> 03:35:32,580
什么代价你还能从屏幕里扣出来

5024
03:35:32,580 --> 03:35:33,450
给我一顿

5025
03:35:33,450 --> 03:35:34,680
给我给我一顿

5026
03:35:34,680 --> 03:35:36,630
哈哈哎呦

5027
03:35:36,630 --> 03:35:38,820
我看晚上放什么

5028
03:35:40,480 --> 03:35:42,179
今晚要放弃了

5029
03:35:43,760 --> 03:35:46,220
看我一场相爱行

5030
03:35:46,220 --> 03:35:47,120
就放这个吧

5031
03:35:47,310 --> 03:35:49,640
谢谢狂徒贼来西

5032
03:35:49,640 --> 03:35:50,960
谢谢东一的精彩

5033
03:35:50,960 --> 03:35:52,610
希生日快乐

5034
03:35:52,610 --> 03:35:55,000
小昨天生日快乐

5035
03:35:55,000 --> 03:35:56,860
我不该指错你了

5036
03:35:56,860 --> 03:36:00,120
祝该不该记错这个时差了

5037
03:36:00,120 --> 03:36:01,500
♪ 恍然之间 ♪

5038
03:36:01,500 --> 03:36:05,340
于是的两个精彩纪念

5039
03:36:05,340 --> 03:36:08,520
我就不点歌

5040
03:36:08,520 --> 03:36:09,420
被劈腿了

5041
03:36:09,420 --> 03:36:14,179
可我还是爱你干嘛

5042
03:36:14,179 --> 03:36:16,399
主播说听这个歌的是脑残

5043
03:36:16,399 --> 03:36:17,240
你知道

5044
03:36:17,240 --> 03:36:21,080
只要直播间所有人为为了这句话付出代价是吧

5045
03:36:21,080 --> 03:36:23,180
我们一起当老差是吧

5046
03:36:24,680 --> 03:36:26,830
对劈腿点了

5047
03:36:26,830 --> 03:36:31,810
可我还是爱为我喝一声抱歉了

5048
03:36:31,810 --> 03:36:33,400
和我一场相爱

5049
03:36:33,400 --> 03:36:36,439
♪ 再没有匆匆的离开 ♪

5050
03:36:38,580 --> 03:36:42,530
啊这还挺好听的

5051
03:36:42,530 --> 03:36:48,760
我还以为是ac大喵喵那种老公pk老婆之类的啊

5052
03:36:48,760 --> 03:36:53,300
挺好听的

5053
03:36:54,000 --> 03:36:56,540
♪ i can see that is up ♪

5054
03:36:57,660 --> 03:36:58,640
你不骂我

5055
03:36:58,640 --> 03:37:00,020
老馋不就没事了吗

5056
03:37:00,020 --> 03:37:02,420
对不起哈哈哈对不起

5057
03:37:02,420 --> 03:37:03,500
还挺好听的

5058
03:37:03,500 --> 03:37:05,090
我是脑残啊

5059
03:37:05,090 --> 03:37:06,380
这歌挺好听的

5060
03:37:06,380 --> 03:37:08,200
我还以为是那种dj呢

5061
03:37:08,200 --> 03:37:10,060
原来是这种啊

5062
03:37:10,060 --> 03:37:11,200
原来是这样的歌

5063
03:37:11,200 --> 03:37:13,720
挺好听的

5064
03:37:13,940 --> 03:37:16,060
当一个人你好

5065
03:37:16,060 --> 03:37:17,320
你要加油

5066
03:37:17,320 --> 03:37:18,560
多好听

5067
03:37:18,560 --> 03:37:19,280
喵好听

5068
03:37:19,280 --> 03:37:20,720
喵

5069
03:37:29,520 --> 03:37:32,800
♪ your mother's gonna li ♪

5070
03:37:34,700 --> 03:37:36,160
♪ come a little ♪

5071
03:37:36,160 --> 03:37:39,580
♪ but keep me tonight ♪

5072
03:37:40,040 --> 03:37:42,430
♪ give me all your little star ♪

5073
03:37:42,430 --> 03:37:46,480
♪ how to get out of ♪

5074
03:38:01,730 --> 03:38:02,810
♪ see you guys ♪

5075
03:38:02,810 --> 03:38:04,430
♪ see the old ♪

5076
03:38:04,430 --> 03:38:09,520
♪ 可可爱写的呀 ♪

5077
03:38:25,060 --> 03:38:27,939
你快乐

5078
03:38:29,380 --> 03:38:31,320
♪ it's been a model that you ♪

5079
03:38:31,320 --> 03:38:32,340
♪ there egil ♪

5080
03:38:32,340 --> 03:38:34,690
♪ my anybody escape day ♪

5081
03:38:34,690 --> 03:38:36,640
♪ dei stuck in me ♪

5082
03:38:36,640 --> 03:38:39,340
♪ as i could see that you ♪

5083
03:38:39,340 --> 03:38:40,840
我想到了一首歌呀

5084
03:38:40,840 --> 03:38:44,640
听着可能想到了那个那个有一首歌怎么唱来着

5085
03:38:44,640 --> 03:38:47,160
♪ many你每月来一口头 ♪

5086
03:38:47,160 --> 03:38:48,840
♪ 巴巴里马克 ♪

5087
03:38:57,640 --> 03:38:59,620
那这什么歌来着

5088
03:38:59,620 --> 03:39:00,650
我忘了诶

5089
03:39:00,650 --> 03:39:03,200
也是这种吉他的吉他

5090
03:39:03,200 --> 03:39:05,580
吉他的吉他的弹唱

5091
03:39:14,920 --> 03:39:16,380
在哪个呀

5092
03:39:16,380 --> 03:39:18,880
我忘了哈哈哈

5093
03:39:22,180 --> 03:39:23,880
我挺喜欢那个的

5094
03:39:23,880 --> 03:39:25,020
挺好听的呀

5095
03:39:26,160 --> 03:39:27,060
这个是哪个

5096
03:39:27,060 --> 03:39:29,060
我忘记是哪首歌了

5097
03:39:30,620 --> 03:39:32,200
学日语的也听不懂

5098
03:39:33,400 --> 03:39:35,220
学中文的也听不懂

5099
03:39:47,220 --> 03:39:50,690
♪ 来一个撒一次 ♪

5100
03:39:50,690 --> 03:39:53,820
♪ 冒天下雨打 ♪

5101
03:39:53,820 --> 03:39:59,460
♪ 我要在细分裂那一点 ♪

5102
03:40:02,080 --> 03:40:03,619
我忘了呀

5103
03:40:03,619 --> 03:40:08,100
唉哟唉我也不是什么时候都能记得的

5104
03:40:08,100 --> 03:40:09,840
那我还能记得这么一首歌

5105
03:40:09,840 --> 03:40:10,860
是这么唱的

5106
03:40:10,860 --> 03:40:11,940
主播都不会日语

5107
03:40:11,940 --> 03:40:13,020
还能哼这个歌

5108
03:40:13,020 --> 03:40:16,520
说明说明我的印象很深刻对吧

5109
03:40:16,520 --> 03:40:19,900
说明我的印象已经很深刻了

5110
03:40:33,740 --> 03:40:35,080
好嘞走啦

5111
03:40:35,080 --> 03:40:36,160
今次我去了

5112
03:40:36,160 --> 03:40:37,000
大家拜拜

5113
03:40:37,000 --> 03:40:38,650
还没谢礼物呢

5114
03:40:38,650 --> 03:40:40,539
还没谢礼物呢

5115
03:40:40,580 --> 03:40:42,440
和我一场相爱

5116
03:40:42,440 --> 03:40:44,780
♪ 随你又匆匆的离开 ♪

5117
03:40:44,780 --> 03:40:46,820
让我也想过

5118
03:40:46,820 --> 03:40:49,220
♪ 我却只能释怀一颗 ♪

5119
03:40:49,220 --> 03:40:51,200
我一起一次

5120
03:40:51,200 --> 03:40:53,030
♪ 就算在人海 ♪

5121
03:40:53,030 --> 03:40:56,500
却又无处河边看未来

5122
03:40:56,900 --> 03:41:00,880
恍然之间这谁学的来着

5123
03:41:00,880 --> 03:41:03,890
长发我忘记了

5124
03:41:03,890 --> 03:41:05,060
好像是丸子

5125
03:41:05,060 --> 03:41:09,200
露露叫我选这个主播的记忆真的有时候好

5126
03:41:09,200 --> 03:41:09,980
有时候烂

5127
03:41:09,980 --> 03:41:10,820
哎呦

5128
03:41:10,820 --> 03:41:14,500
♪ 我回忆不知 ♪

5129
03:41:14,500 --> 03:41:16,030
谢谢黄色的呆兮

5130
03:41:16,030 --> 03:41:17,260
谢谢梦梦的心

5131
03:41:17,260 --> 03:41:18,040
谢谢天下的

5132
03:41:18,040 --> 03:41:19,840
谢谢希和多余的生日快乐

5133
03:41:19,840 --> 03:41:23,930
希谢谢波菠萝琥珀恋爱问脚

5134
03:41:23,930 --> 03:41:25,220
人人不加糖

5135
03:41:25,220 --> 03:41:27,020
平和天下的舰长

5136
03:41:27,020 --> 03:41:29,480
365天快乐看我

5137
03:41:29,480 --> 03:41:30,440
♪ 你唱下来 ♪

5138
03:41:30,440 --> 03:41:32,880
♪ 对你又匆匆的离开 ♪

5139
03:41:32,880 --> 03:41:35,220
和我一场童话与生活

5140
03:41:35,220 --> 03:41:36,810
♪ 世事满心怀 ♪

5141
03:41:36,810 --> 03:41:38,460
♪ 让我一场期待 ♪

5142
03:41:38,460 --> 03:41:41,010
漫步子走散人海

5143
03:41:41,010 --> 03:41:42,200
♪ 直到当初 ♪

5144
03:41:42,200 --> 03:41:43,970
♪ 何必谈未来 ♪

5145
03:41:43,970 --> 03:41:49,060
♪ 我们若是出国不配和日 ♪

5146
03:41:49,060 --> 03:41:50,590
谢谢小花花

5147
03:41:50,590 --> 03:41:51,580
加油加油

5148
03:41:51,580 --> 03:41:52,540
这个好耶

5149
03:41:52,540 --> 03:41:53,680
谢谢群星

5150
03:41:53,680 --> 03:41:55,120
本市的奇彩权杖

5151
03:41:55,120 --> 03:41:57,850
智慧之书和就会结束呢

5152
03:41:57,850 --> 03:41:58,600
谢谢情人

5153
03:41:58,600 --> 03:42:00,220
百岁的四个时空间铁

5154
03:42:01,420 --> 03:42:05,000
谢谢大的牛蛙送点门票

5155
03:42:05,000 --> 03:42:06,230
谢谢全球百色的觉醒

5156
03:42:06,230 --> 03:42:08,900
绶带和燕燕的冲呀

5157
03:42:08,900 --> 03:42:13,070
那些遗憾李宝的独角兽大怪

5158
03:42:13,070 --> 03:42:15,540
♪ 偶尔前缘中梦 ♪

5159
03:42:15,540 --> 03:42:18,960
谢谢本市的权杖和兽带你

5160
03:42:19,000 --> 03:42:21,360
谢谢正版的泡泡机

5161
03:42:21,360 --> 03:42:24,720
是恨是爱是执念难捱

5162
03:42:24,720 --> 03:42:26,550
和我一场下来

5163
03:42:26,550 --> 03:42:28,770
♪ 你又匆匆的离开 ♪

5164
03:42:28,770 --> 03:42:34,530
和我一场痛快说你时光让我一场期待

5165
03:42:34,530 --> 03:42:37,020
彼此总算在人海

5166
03:42:37,020 --> 03:42:44,040
♪ 直到当初和你桃未来相逢又离别时 ♪

5167
03:42:44,040 --> 03:42:45,460
♪ 等闲 ♪

5168
03:42:45,460 --> 03:42:49,300
♪ 何必有夜夜空悲切 ♪

5169
03:42:49,300 --> 03:42:53,140
♪ 忘了你最初的谎言 ♪

5170
03:42:53,140 --> 03:42:56,840
♪ 和你最后的敷衍 ♪

5171
03:42:57,420 --> 03:43:01,280
♪ 若你早知道会厌倦 ♪

5172
03:43:01,280 --> 03:43:05,220
何必曾拨弄心弦

5173
03:43:05,220 --> 03:43:09,150
♪ 花前有月下是人间 ♪

5174
03:43:09,150 --> 03:43:12,500
♪ 天各一方是永远 ♪

5175
03:43:13,940 --> 03:43:15,670
谢谢晚安

5176
03:43:15,670 --> 03:43:17,170
明天见

5177
03:43:17,170 --> 03:43:19,060
嗯拜拜

5178
03:43:19,060 --> 03:43:20,199
谢谢大家

5179
03:43:22,720 --> 03:43:23,880
哥们睡觉了

5180
03:43:23,880 --> 03:43:24,720
对对对

5181
03:43:24,720 --> 03:43:25,860
对对对对对

5182
03:43:25,860 --> 03:43:26,610
叫落下

5183
03:43:26,610 --> 03:43:27,540
我想起来了

5184
03:43:27,540 --> 03:43:27,960
对对对

5185
03:43:27,960 --> 03:43:28,840
对对对

5186
03:43:33,060 --> 03:43:34,580
想起来了唉对对

5187
03:43:34,580 --> 03:43:38,119
降落下的这个这个这个

5188
03:43:40,060 --> 03:43:44,730
咩咩咩咩那一口的把咖喱卡扣扣了

5189
03:43:44,730 --> 03:43:47,580
♪ 我的卡门路西 ♪

5190
03:43:53,220 --> 03:43:55,850
甜蜜偶尔拿一个头

5191
03:43:55,850 --> 03:43:57,840
♪ 把卡里的扣扣 ♪

5192
03:43:57,840 --> 03:44:05,700
♪ 我只看了鲁西班得伊特美特萨拉诺 ♪

5193
03:44:14,680 --> 03:44:17,620
♪ 桑呐呐呐呐 ♪

5194
03:44:19,780 --> 03:44:21,010
♪ 我的写好字 ♪

5195
03:44:21,010 --> 03:44:24,400
都米耶那一抹多

5196
03:44:24,400 --> 03:44:29,480
♪ 莫咪耶伦都有和那大墨子都在点 ♪

5197
03:44:36,040 --> 03:44:38,920
东尼莫娜娜那一次有意义

5198
03:44:38,920 --> 03:44:43,040
♪ 希望阿娜达你太哦 ♪

5199
03:44:43,040 --> 03:44:47,120
达奇卡纳西米亚给阿温暖的笑

5200
03:44:48,889 --> 03:44:51,009
嗯对就是这首歌

5201
03:44:51,009 --> 03:44:52,509
对对对对没错

5202
03:44:52,509 --> 03:44:53,619
好啦拜拜

5203
03:44:53,619 --> 03:44:54,920
嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿

5204
03:45:02,020 --> 03:45:03,600
刚好在下播前查找

5205
03:45:03,600 --> 03:45:03,960
好听吗

5206
03:45:03,960 --> 03:45:04,500
好听吗

5207
03:45:04,500 --> 03:45:05,520
主播唱的好听吗

5208
03:45:05,520 --> 03:45:05,940
好听吗

5209
03:45:05,940 --> 03:45:06,360
好听吗

5210
03:45:06,360 --> 03:45:07,020
好听吗

5211
03:45:13,960 --> 03:45:15,540
也没人说我呀

5212
03:45:15,540 --> 03:45:17,220
没人没人没人夸我

5213
03:45:17,220 --> 03:45:17,880
我受不了