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♪ do you ♪

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起的好早啊

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现在哭了

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♪ what does not ♪

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♪ do no me too ♪

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♪ 我等你1米7了 ♪

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今天炸了一个提督哇

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等你转

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等你转

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十个直播主播主播分红分一点给主播

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能够明天赚更多吗

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明天转呀

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后天赚四个大

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后天赚八个

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也没有很久没来吧

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怎么就好久不见了

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我昨天装修了圣诞树

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我妈没了

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哈哈哎

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我拼了好长时间了

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这么就没啦哈

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是去年的

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今年的还没那什么呢

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今年的还没用上呢

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过两天再用

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别着急

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先带一下吧

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毕竟是加拿大的v啊

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提前提前两天

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提前两三天先先换个ui

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正常吧

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本来这个人是加拿大的

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♪ 看到那个在舞美的021听我这歌谁点的 ♪

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我三个礼拜没来了

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真的假的

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怎么可能你去看一下录播

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你就发一下录播

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绝对有你

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你怎么可能三个礼拜没来呢

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啊我都记得呢

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我不相信

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我不骗你骗人

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谢谢九哥

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你昨天是不是给我自动续费的舰长

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谢谢你啊

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亲爱九哥

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我看到了

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今天机器人好像没来呀

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机器人机器人干嘛去了

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机器人放假了

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♪ 孤单的那个不单 ♪

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♪ no 1 ♪

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♪ 我可爱的 ♪

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今天机器人是不是放假了

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放圣诞假期去了是吧

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连你也放假了

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我什么时候放假呀

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说不定是你女朋友

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那你能不能做到你女朋友来啊

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让她做给我上两个

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舰长约

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啊没什么太大的问题

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他学会抽象了

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真不叫好事啊

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为什么不教人家点好的呢

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天天天天让人家让人家跟人家学的歌

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今天毕业

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明天放假啊

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那还是在哈哈哈

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那还是再坚持一下吧

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这毕业才能放的话

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那还是再等等吧

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主播什么时候有新封面

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你着急

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你就你就那什么主播美女老换新封面

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明天有吧

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可能那可能明天有吧

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我也不知道了

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着急你叫我铺路迎接你爹

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要不然就别狗叫诶

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一个封面用用的时间这么久

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也也不是

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这也没用太长时间吧

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才两三个小时吧

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这也没有怎么怎么用过呀

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我觉得还好呀

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这还可以啊

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你去找日本画师约一个

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你可以啊

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你约你约

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正好我啊

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我特别想约日本画师的稿子

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你能给我约那个约会

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大作战的那个那个插画师吗

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那个插画师可以吗

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我想要那个老师的话

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最好他能画皮套

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你知道吗

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我不喜欢你

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这个你又不会wink

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你看看我的脸

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你再说一遍

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老子会的

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你在说尼玛呢

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老子这wink多可爱啊

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你在说锤子呢

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你是不是钓鱼啊

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就想看我wink米米亚

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wink加嘴臭加自用奖励版30秒钟是吧

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什么大小呀

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♪ show you what it feels like now ♪

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♪ remake outside ♪

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是不听话

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被打人的吗

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好有攻击性吗

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最大敌人最大最大马克通

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昨天在我直播间板聊啊

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我还我还没跟他清算呢

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在直播间板聊的人

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都应该通通的被打到小黑屋里面去

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饱受南通地狱之苦

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妖兽了

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恭庆好甜啊

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今天带着带着带着元气森林来的

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今天是带着元气森林来了

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对不起

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猫猫长掉了

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这不是带个圣诞的嘛是吧

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你朋友合着

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我是你

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你自己在弹幕区自爆

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我不管你们自己私下去解决

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去你们你们雇黑社会打生打死

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然后一起吃拉面

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我都不管你们

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你们自己私下解决

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别在老子直播间发癫

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别搞

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♪ show you ♪

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♪ what it feels like now ♪

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♪ i'm on the outside ♪

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问题你不知道他在哪

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你能不能别发癫啊

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人家人家跟我说

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半夜半夜收到一条私信

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不知道怎么回事

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一看是你直播间的马扣扣217

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然后大半夜的还给还给我朋友发私信

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问人家都在哪

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你好哈哈哈

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你们你们别合了

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哎哟我的天哪到底有什么区别呀

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来线下礼物啊

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谢谢狗狗显卡的小花

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谢谢桐叶的牛蛙

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谢谢梦瑶的干杯

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干杯

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哎我操好像把头开炉了

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这干杯的声音今天好豪放啊

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大家哎呦

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谢谢梦瑶的牛蛙和爱戴的

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谢谢白羊家的营业机器人的门票

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感谢支持

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阿里嘎多是b对对p的小花

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谢谢你跟大家打个招呼啊

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今天是大活太多了

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没人没人跟我说话呢

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今天哎呦好寂寞呀

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撒贝谢圆圆圆那个给三菲谢嗯

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谢谢w d l z a的灯牌

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感谢你的支持

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红豆你开动

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主播如何评价女朋友

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看到火老师的投稿

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直奔评论区找我

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哎哎唉我听了抢先版啊

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就是他这个在在在投稿之前啊

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这个师傅发给我了

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他发给我一段

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就是拿qq直录的那个那个那个我在想哎呦

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当时我正在睡觉啊

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那下午吗怎么说我睡觉了

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然后我起来一看qq

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我超30多条消息

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我两眼一黑啊

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还好就是剩下的大部分都是什么呃

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大家问我投稿要听什么歌呀

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然后什么老师做的那个live two d模型有进度了呀

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然后还有我朋友跟我说的

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什么节日快乐

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收到你送的礼物啦

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真的好喜欢啊什么之类的

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就就有有好多这种消息

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然后回完了之后

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我就看了一下

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看了一下

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看了一下那个你给我发的信息啊

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然后我一看我一看那什么呀

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我一看我一天诶

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这什么东西啊

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我一点开一听

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卧槽我一下给我人都整醒了

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本来我都没睡着觉

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不是本来我都没睡醒啊

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结果他他那玩意卧槽一天给我卡死

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我找一下

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我找一下

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他人呢

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他人呢

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你们你们要不要贴一下

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这好好烦人啊

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他说他想激情翻唱蕾丝哭诉的圣剑

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那最后春天啊

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你知道我这一打开

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我这一打开

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我一听到人家在这个这个qq群里面鬼叫

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你知道我真的受不了

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你听到没

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我超主播主播一下从床上跳起来了

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差点滚到床底下去

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哎呦谢谢陆羽的谢

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可

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这是后盾

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你还能看到什么

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米洛对

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就是小米洛捏小米粥

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可爱吧

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我也喜欢小米路哦

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吃醋按键

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我也喜欢小米路

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诶嘿嘿可爱吧

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谢谢陆羽的super泰坦

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阿里嘎多主播

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今天能在滚滚滚滚滚滚

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再也不学狗叫了

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再也不学狗叫了

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你一早上白期待了

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早上干活了呀

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本来是想来早播的

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会让我想吧

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呃我再不发圣诞海报

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大家要疯了

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然后我就赶紧把那个圣诞海报的文案

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奖品图什么

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赶紧自己做完了

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坐了一下

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一看一看做到几点

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做到加拿大这边的晚上九点半了

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还是9.45啊

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00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:31,300
反正就是已经过了早播时长了

251
00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:32,890
已经过了早播时间了

252
00:10:32,890 --> 00:10:35,579
已经已经好久好久之后了

253
00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:38,140
我要要有活干吗

254
00:10:38,140 --> 00:10:39,460
大家后面没有staff

255
00:10:39,460 --> 00:10:40,840
只能自己干活呀

256
00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:44,100
主播现在就这情况也没法那什么呀

257
00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:46,329
然后自己把活干着嗯

258
00:10:46,329 --> 00:10:47,679
明天能发呀

259
00:10:47,679 --> 00:10:48,399
明天能发

260
00:10:48,399 --> 00:10:49,899
明天上午发嗯

261
00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:52,500
都关上双耳和双耶耶耶

262
00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:54,180
我想听你唱什么东西啊

263
00:10:54,180 --> 00:10:56,640
叉叉叉什么三个字的

264
00:10:57,820 --> 00:10:59,130
骗赖喵

265
00:10:59,130 --> 00:11:00,150
对不对

266
00:11:00,150 --> 00:11:01,800
隔壁宿舍养你咋办

267
00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:03,090
你该会摇吗

268
00:11:03,090 --> 00:11:04,769
有药就囤药

269
00:11:04,769 --> 00:11:06,610
又vc纯vc

270
00:11:06,610 --> 00:11:07,450
有维生素

271
00:11:07,450 --> 00:11:08,020
吃维生素

272
00:11:08,020 --> 00:11:09,540
有水果弄水果啊

273
00:11:09,540 --> 00:11:13,740
有能量饮料和能量饮料就做好准备就行了

274
00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:14,640
反正不是这茬

275
00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:15,780
还是下一场

276
00:11:15,780 --> 00:11:16,920
萌萌想听啥

277
00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:19,350
我现在好几段那个不好听啊

278
00:11:19,350 --> 00:11:19,980
燕元宝

279
00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:20,700
今天是我生日

280
00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:21,720
祝你生日快乐嘛

281
00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:22,500
生日快乐

282
00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:24,119
陈白沙生

283
00:11:24,119 --> 00:11:27,290
有的快乐说嗨嗨

284
00:11:27,290 --> 00:11:31,460
对所有的烦恼说拜拜

285
00:11:31,460 --> 00:11:32,870
生日快乐啊

286
00:11:32,870 --> 00:11:34,180
陈白事嗯

287
00:11:34,285 --> 00:11:37,150
主播能翻唱蕾丝吗

288
00:11:37,150 --> 00:11:40,290
真恶心真恶心

289
00:11:40,290 --> 00:11:41,190
可爱捏

290
00:11:41,190 --> 00:11:42,870
有人会勾叫爬爬爬

291
00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:44,970
你要大夜五天过圣诞是吧

292
00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:45,870
没有主播

293
00:11:45,870 --> 00:11:48,020
昨天把这个ui调出来了

294
00:11:48,020 --> 00:11:49,340
那我我懒得换嘛

295
00:11:49,340 --> 00:11:49,880
懒得换

296
00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:51,140
大家也看个新鲜吧

297
00:11:51,140 --> 00:11:55,850
就去年的你们很很多人就是在座的各位

298
00:11:55,850 --> 00:11:59,909
很少有去年就开始看主播的吧对吧

299
00:11:59,909 --> 00:12:02,720
你这就好像我去年就看主播的吧

300
00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:03,560
别急

301
00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:05,000
你真一条条看

302
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,080
那我不一条条看

303
00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:07,359
又要在弹幕闹

304
00:12:07,359 --> 00:12:09,819
要说主播漏弹幕了

305
00:12:09,819 --> 00:12:12,399
主播一说话就忘了我了

306
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,500
欢迎爱和恩恩

307
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,780
主播说话就忘了我啦

308
00:12:15,780 --> 00:12:19,130
哎呀那咋办呢

309
00:12:19,130 --> 00:12:21,530
那不就漏弹幕吧

310
00:12:21,530 --> 00:12:22,610
你们又不高兴

311
00:12:22,610 --> 00:12:24,980
然后一条条看又在那边啊

312
00:12:24,980 --> 00:12:27,160
主播真一条条看啊对吧

313
00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,860
去年圣诞不是在天上吗

314
00:12:29,860 --> 00:12:34,230
这个是去年去年去年水友歌会的ui啊

315
00:12:34,230 --> 00:12:39,149
我估计大家连那个这个这个录播都很少有

316
00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:39,749
看过的吧

317
00:12:39,749 --> 00:12:41,189
我觉得还挺好看的

318
00:12:41,189 --> 00:12:42,880
再拿出来用一天

319
00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:47,060
我去年的时候看了你几眼算吗

320
00:12:47,060 --> 00:12:47,660
有没有

321
00:12:47,660 --> 00:12:51,520
就是嗯特别喜欢我之后就后悔没有早点看我的

322
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:55,810
后悔没有见证主播从没有没有录播的时候

323
00:12:55,810 --> 00:12:57,610
特别纯真的那个样子啊

324
00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:02,019
变成了现在这个攻击瑞平犹犹豫豫的这个样子

325
00:13:02,019 --> 00:13:03,489
还天晚上好

326
00:13:03,489 --> 00:13:05,139
你被切割了是吧

327
00:13:05,139 --> 00:13:06,759
去年就在的老东西

328
00:13:06,759 --> 00:13:08,370
没有没有没有没有没有没有

329
00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,230
大部分还是去年不在了

330
00:13:10,230 --> 00:13:11,010
谢小部分

331
00:13:11,010 --> 00:13:13,960
去年在小部分去年在那

332
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:14,800
今年在挺好

333
00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,600
后悔看早了啥意思啊

334
00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:19,240
什么叫后悔看早了哎

335
00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:20,260
什么意思啊

336
00:13:20,260 --> 00:13:23,050
你说到说到山西不列

337
00:13:23,050 --> 00:13:24,640
有天你的泡好了吗

338
00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:25,600
我的泡好了

339
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:26,410
它不疼了

340
00:13:26,410 --> 00:13:27,040
欢迎群星

341
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,569
本事晚上好

342
00:13:28,569 --> 00:13:29,949
我都泡好了

343
00:13:29,949 --> 00:13:30,849
你的好了吗

344
00:13:30,849 --> 00:13:33,780
雨天后悔看早了

345
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:35,040
应该晚点来的

346
00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:39,570
为什么啊啊为什么你们不喜欢我呀

347
00:13:39,570 --> 00:13:41,040
晚点来就好了

348
00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:42,180
后悔看早了

349
00:13:42,180 --> 00:13:44,280
早知道不看了

350
00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:46,070
♪ 懂得的 ♪

351
00:13:46,070 --> 00:13:47,199
♪ 窗台没 ♪

352
00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:52,810
巴不得主播没有出生过是吧

353
00:13:52,810 --> 00:13:56,120
你们后悔看我了

354
00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:58,040
不知道什么人会这么闲

355
00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:02,099
天天看主播在心间都让我沉

356
00:14:02,099 --> 00:14:04,169
你在攻击我之前

357
00:14:04,169 --> 00:14:08,279
你先把你那个大航海陪伴小时给我截出来

358
00:14:08,279 --> 00:14:09,179
懂方舟

359
00:14:09,179 --> 00:14:13,100
你把你的大航海陪伴天数给我截出来

360
00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:16,610
你看了多久

361
00:14:16,610 --> 00:14:17,660
你看了多久

362
00:14:17,660 --> 00:14:18,800
你虽然不怎么说话

363
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:20,150
但你看了很久吧

364
00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:25,900
我知道换种姿态生气了没有

365
00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:29,530
我超圣诞迷烟

366
00:14:29,530 --> 00:14:31,060
对圣诞迷烟啊

367
00:14:31,060 --> 00:14:32,579
还挺挺圣诞的

368
00:14:32,579 --> 00:14:36,659
就是你开启了我给管人上舰打米的路

369
00:14:36,659 --> 00:14:38,079
早知道不看了

370
00:14:38,079 --> 00:14:39,099
那主播

371
00:14:39,099 --> 00:14:43,670
作为你人生中的第一个给管人上舰打米的主播

372
00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:48,140
对你来说有没有什么特别的意义呢

373
00:14:48,140 --> 00:14:50,420
对你来说有没有什么特别的意义呢

374
00:14:50,420 --> 00:14:52,520
还是说特别的啊

375
00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:55,300
哎真假

376
00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:56,020
我这么可爱

377
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,280
我也觉得我很可爱呀

378
00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:59,320
生气啦生气啦

379
00:15:00,319 --> 00:15:01,159
生气了

380
00:15:01,159 --> 00:15:04,759
喵你的天数已经超过小时速了

381
00:15:04,759 --> 00:15:06,619
干嘛在戒断是吧

382
00:15:06,619 --> 00:15:08,359
那你一天陪我一个小时

383
00:15:08,359 --> 00:15:10,669
还还还还多嘛对吧

384
00:15:10,669 --> 00:15:12,800
一天有24个小时呢

385
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,840
你上班上八个小时

386
00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:16,790
睡觉睡七个小时

387
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:19,580
然后通勤两三个小时

388
00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:21,230
吃饭两三个小时

389
00:15:21,230 --> 00:15:25,050
那你还有自己能支配的三四个小时的时间呢

390
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:27,330
那你那你陪我陪我一天

391
00:15:27,330 --> 00:15:28,320
陪我一小时

392
00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:31,819
1/24不是很多吧

393
00:15:31,819 --> 00:15:33,949
浪费了1000个小时

394
00:15:33,949 --> 00:15:35,629
这怎么能叫浪费呢

395
00:15:35,629 --> 00:15:37,759
主播跟你相伴的每分每秒

396
00:15:37,759 --> 00:15:39,959
不都会给你带来快乐吗

397
00:15:39,959 --> 00:15:40,859
不知道你快不快乐

398
00:15:40,859 --> 00:15:41,819
反正我挺快的

399
00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:45,540
哎我不知道你快不快乐

400
00:15:45,540 --> 00:15:47,370
我是挺快乐的

401
00:15:47,370 --> 00:15:49,740
505.5小时

402
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,060
295天

403
00:15:51,060 --> 00:15:52,800
那今天要看我两个小时的梦

404
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:53,070
梦

405
00:15:53,070 --> 00:15:54,170
挺好的呀

406
00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:56,630
267天11个小时

407
00:15:56,630 --> 00:15:59,360
雨天能不能多看看啊哈哈

408
00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:01,520
能不能常回家看看

409
00:16:01,620 --> 00:16:04,560
雨天确实特别特别少见到

410
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:06,030
特别少见到雨天

411
00:16:06,030 --> 00:16:08,570
然后雨天每次来都是稀客

412
00:16:08,570 --> 00:16:10,490
你们没发现我有些时候欢迎

413
00:16:10,490 --> 00:16:12,700
有些人用的就是啊晚上好

414
00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:14,620
有些人我就说撒西不利

415
00:16:14,620 --> 00:16:16,150
说撒西不利的

416
00:16:16,150 --> 00:16:18,810
一般都是观看的时长

417
00:16:18,810 --> 00:16:23,130
比那个再见的天数要少一位数的这种观众

418
00:16:23,130 --> 00:16:25,859
然后我才我才在这撒西不利

419
00:16:26,380 --> 00:16:28,340
撒西不理了

420
00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:30,500
我去小鹿

421
00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:32,720
这不能浪费

422
00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:34,240
这不能叫浪费啊

423
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:35,380
不许切歌舞

424
00:16:35,380 --> 00:16:38,410
我们还要明年还要再播1000小时呢

425
00:16:38,410 --> 00:16:41,440
我们明年还要再播1000小时呢

426
00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:45,510
好看管人1万小时会成为管人痴中的精英们

427
00:16:45,510 --> 00:16:47,400
你看我1万小时

428
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,870
动物园界的劲歌热曲

429
00:16:53,870 --> 00:16:56,910
还可以看到那个什么

430
00:16:56,910 --> 00:17:02,910
还有偶尔有这个这个这个pk 16连败的主播

431
00:17:02,910 --> 00:17:03,900
嗦面条

432
00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:06,780
偶尔有pk 16连胜的这个公会

433
00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:08,850
刷手主播的直播间

434
00:17:08,850 --> 00:17:09,930
包容万象

435
00:17:09,930 --> 00:17:13,489
除了提供不了唱歌的节目效果之外

436
00:17:13,489 --> 00:17:15,960
其他的都非常的完美啊

437
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,820
一条更比六条强

438
00:17:17,820 --> 00:17:22,150
你应该把看管人的精力都用在看咩咩上

439
00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:24,250
呃呃不是到处dd

440
00:17:25,639 --> 00:17:27,319
我感觉我今年挺多的

441
00:17:27,319 --> 00:17:28,399
为啥才300块钱

442
00:17:28,399 --> 00:17:29,779
可能后台还听不算吧

443
00:17:29,779 --> 00:17:30,860
我不知道呀

444
00:17:30,860 --> 00:17:34,040
正在注销的账号会不会头像变黑啊

445
00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:35,110
我不知道人

446
00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:36,910
那今天欢迎我了吗

447
00:17:36,910 --> 00:17:38,600
你开进草了没啊

448
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:39,740
你开进场了

449
00:17:39,740 --> 00:17:40,790
我就换人捏

450
00:17:40,790 --> 00:17:41,600
你不开进场

451
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:42,200
我怎么换

452
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:44,730
人家攻击主包有概率掉落

453
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,190
护手大礼包能不能掉法杖呀

454
00:17:47,190 --> 00:17:49,890
一般来说掉那个护手的boss

455
00:17:49,890 --> 00:17:51,720
不都是含金量不够的吗

456
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:55,770
我记得主要的boss一般都会掉什么银鳞胸甲不对

457
00:17:55,770 --> 00:18:00,260
就就那个呃主要的衣服部件

458
00:18:00,260 --> 00:18:02,930
就是身上穿的那一个大件和武器

459
00:18:02,930 --> 00:18:05,230
这不是主要的boss吗

460
00:18:05,230 --> 00:18:08,540
你光看市场比天数多一位数挺好的呀

461
00:18:08,540 --> 00:18:11,240
原来看唾手可得不会珍惜吧

462
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:13,580
我好伤心我好伤心啊

463
00:18:13,580 --> 00:18:16,260
我对大家来说也是圣诞棉

464
00:18:16,260 --> 00:18:18,270
会给你袜子里塞礼物吗

465
00:18:18,270 --> 00:18:21,870
主播在那个你账号里面的圣诞盲盒

466
00:18:21,870 --> 00:18:23,670
塞了一个神鹿漫游进去了

467
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:25,240
你现在把它掏出来

468
00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:28,300
他马上就就就划过天际

469
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:30,520
变成一只可爱灵动的麋鹿啊

470
00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:31,480
为什么带鹿角

471
00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:33,480
因为主播塞个神鹿漫游

472
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,520
在你们的那个圣诞盲盒里

473
00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:38,820
一个人是打c引流

474
00:18:38,820 --> 00:18:39,600
你还骂谁

475
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:41,120
骂你没有骂你

476
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,350
我开玩笑的

477
00:18:42,350 --> 00:18:45,230
你们哎真的大家给人生打钱

478
00:18:45,230 --> 00:18:48,110
这个这个这个怎么说呢

479
00:18:48,110 --> 00:18:50,779
他他他有没有人骂你们啊

480
00:18:50,779 --> 00:18:53,300
昨天艾琳好像被人团建了

481
00:18:54,060 --> 00:18:58,280
有没有分泌不打主打陪伴的炎炎龙也有吧

482
00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:01,950
我看着就像干嘛把进场关了

483
00:19:01,950 --> 00:19:02,820
你能调座

484
00:19:02,820 --> 00:19:05,280
起码坐骑要冲米才能给的吧

485
00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:08,820
一般游戏里面作曲都没有那么容易就给了吧

486
00:19:08,820 --> 00:19:11,100
谢谢木易斯的灯牌

487
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:11,760
感谢支持

488
00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:12,540
阿里嘎多

489
00:19:12,540 --> 00:19:15,150
谢谢狗狗显卡的小花主播

490
00:19:15,150 --> 00:19:17,340
圣诞节会吃小孩子吗

491
00:19:17,340 --> 00:19:19,770
我圣诞节没什么特别安排

492
00:19:19,770 --> 00:19:21,750
不知道报什么啊

493
00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:23,200
不知道要干什么

494
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:24,520
没有安排呀

495
00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:27,139
就这个世界上所有的节日

496
00:19:27,139 --> 00:19:29,989
都需要在社会属性下面去过

497
00:19:29,989 --> 00:19:32,029
情人节没有情人

498
00:19:32,029 --> 00:19:34,830
儿童节不是儿童嗯

499
00:19:34,830 --> 00:19:39,080
阖家团圆的中秋节跟家人相隔万里

500
00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:42,320
这个过新年这边也没人放爆竹

501
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:45,740
元宵节倒是能吃汤圆吧

502
00:19:45,740 --> 00:19:47,520
但是也是速冻的

503
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:52,420
圣诞节呢你在这边有没有朋友跟你一起玩

504
00:19:52,420 --> 00:19:53,560
年轻人的节日

505
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,950
没有年轻人一起过合家欢乐的节日呢

506
00:19:56,950 --> 00:19:58,300
没有家人一起过

507
00:19:58,300 --> 00:19:58,750
这个

508
00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:00,700
一个人在这边就感觉

509
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,409
嗯确实没有什么过的必要了

510
00:20:03,409 --> 00:20:06,649
你现在在左边

511
00:20:06,649 --> 00:20:07,669
我好不习惯啊

512
00:20:07,669 --> 00:20:08,959
我以前都在右边

513
00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:10,489
今天在左边怎么了

514
00:20:10,489 --> 00:20:14,320
不可以在不可以不可以在左边是吧

515
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,990
在一天左边偶尔在一天吧

516
00:20:16,990 --> 00:20:20,080
嗯要一直在右边的话

517
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:21,700
你们天天往右边歪脖

518
00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:23,300
看我容易落枕

519
00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:25,610
这是对大家好的

520
00:20:25,610 --> 00:20:26,900
你再说一遍

521
00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:30,240
谁那根本不算欠一堆大连不到呀

522
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:31,440
分秒不赔

523
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,300
主打刷榜的爷爷人

524
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:34,810
主播喜欢吗

525
00:20:34,810 --> 00:20:36,250
嗯也别吧

526
00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:39,820
最好是你要你要都打米给我了

527
00:20:39,820 --> 00:20:40,600
你就看吧

528
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:41,500
你就互动嘛

529
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,330
你说你都打米给我了

530
00:20:43,330 --> 00:20:44,830
你还不跟我互动

531
00:20:44,830 --> 00:20:49,170
那那你打米给我的主播挺开心的

532
00:20:49,170 --> 00:20:51,719
那主播你又不要主播互动

533
00:20:51,719 --> 00:20:53,270
那你怎么开心呢

534
00:20:53,270 --> 00:20:55,790
一边把把米都上交给主播

535
00:20:55,790 --> 00:20:59,720
然后一边一边被主播放弃才是你最想的吗

536
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:00,860
那不行啊

537
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:03,939
大家这个要一定要两个都要的话

538
00:21:03,939 --> 00:21:05,499
那就那就两个都要吧

539
00:21:05,499 --> 00:21:07,629
那不要那个只打米不看

540
00:21:07,629 --> 00:21:12,330
那谢谢百花茶红包机器人的红包

541
00:21:12,330 --> 00:21:13,440
感谢支持

542
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:17,700
在正版的小花点歌单相思哦

543
00:21:17,700 --> 00:21:18,060
行

544
00:21:18,060 --> 00:21:18,960
等一下

545
00:21:18,980 --> 00:21:21,440
今年有地方允许放烟花了

546
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:23,579
早该早该放放了

547
00:21:23,579 --> 00:21:25,439
不是就烟花爆竹这种啊

548
00:21:25,439 --> 00:21:27,839
以我这个浅显的脑子来讲

549
00:21:27,839 --> 00:21:32,799
我觉得它能带来多少的那个大气污染啊

550
00:21:32,799 --> 00:21:34,689
主播是北方人啊

551
00:21:34,689 --> 00:21:35,559
北方人

552
00:21:35,559 --> 00:21:38,800
然后我们这边有一个习惯叫烧秸秆

553
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:41,200
虽然大家在上初高中的时候

554
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:44,809
在学生物的时候都会教你农村的什么秸秆

555
00:21:44,809 --> 00:21:46,039
沼气肥料

556
00:21:46,039 --> 00:21:48,949
但这是有哪几个村子有这样的条件啊

557
00:21:48,949 --> 00:21:51,439
基本上都没有这个处理他的条件

558
00:21:51,439 --> 00:21:53,490
所以说那个秸秆一烧

559
00:21:53,490 --> 00:21:55,380
然后就满天都是灰

560
00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:57,960
大家就得戴口罩去防那个灰

561
00:21:57,960 --> 00:21:59,160
但其实也没什么用啊

562
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:00,960
就pm 2.5那种口罩

563
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:02,350
那个秸秆一烧

564
00:22:02,350 --> 00:22:05,659
就每到秋天转冬天的那个季节里面

565
00:22:05,659 --> 00:22:10,219
基本上大部分的时候那个天都像下雾了一样

566
00:22:10,219 --> 00:22:11,800
就彩色的世界

567
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,140
我在雾里那么清晰啊

568
00:22:14,140 --> 00:22:15,040
什么也看不清

569
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:16,570
欢迎大欢迎华年

570
00:22:16,570 --> 00:22:17,919
欢迎千字作嗯

571
00:22:18,340 --> 00:22:20,410
大概就是这种吧

572
00:22:20,410 --> 00:22:22,720
我就觉得烧秸秆这东西

573
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:25,060
你说全国各地的烟花爆竹放完

574
00:22:25,060 --> 00:22:31,300
他那个他那个他那个他那个他那个东西污染

575
00:22:31,300 --> 00:22:34,720
能有烧秸秆烧三天多吗

576
00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:38,080
应该从工业生产角度上去入手啊

577
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:41,260
老天天抠民生那点小事干嘛呀

578
00:22:41,260 --> 00:22:42,340
而且没事

579
00:22:42,340 --> 00:22:44,380
谁也不天天放这东西

580
00:22:44,380 --> 00:22:48,520
也就是过节图个气氛的好的

581
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:51,219
别走别走啊

582
00:22:51,219 --> 00:22:53,110
能不能回来呀

583
00:22:53,110 --> 00:22:55,150
靠着我的抱枕看猫

584
00:22:55,150 --> 00:22:55,810
开心喵

585
00:22:55,810 --> 00:22:57,790
怎么你你被我的抱枕感化了

586
00:22:57,790 --> 00:22:59,940
马克今天好正常呀

587
00:22:59,940 --> 00:23:01,080
主播不习惯了

588
00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:03,680
主要怕爆竹给电线

589
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:05,150
给沼气盖点了

590
00:23:05,150 --> 00:23:06,320
现在不烧了

591
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:07,910
也烧也烧的

592
00:23:07,910 --> 00:23:09,300
你你说不烧

593
00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:11,880
说明你那个什么你在的城市比较发达

594
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:12,720
不发达的城市

595
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:13,800
该烧还是烧的

596
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:15,460
管不了这种东西啊

597
00:23:15,460 --> 00:23:20,540
点歌雾里等下就是不礼貌的打call是一人的牛蛙

598
00:23:20,540 --> 00:23:22,220
其实这个跟节约用水

599
00:23:22,220 --> 00:23:23,480
节约粮食一样

600
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:24,920
真正的浪费大户

601
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:28,240
扔以前就天天老说节约用水

602
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,380
随手关闭水龙头

603
00:23:30,380 --> 00:23:33,380
什么剩下的淘米水不要倒

604
00:23:33,380 --> 00:23:36,890
然后拿来什么洗手洗头发之类的

605
00:23:36,890 --> 00:23:39,350
是不是有这种啊

606
00:23:39,350 --> 00:23:42,710
是不是有这种有这种那种说法来着

607
00:23:42,710 --> 00:23:44,650
我记得以前有这样的说法呀

608
00:23:44,650 --> 00:23:48,250
但最近这些年感觉就没有太宣传过了

609
00:23:48,250 --> 00:23:49,000
欢迎北淮

610
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:49,750
晚上好

611
00:23:49,750 --> 00:23:51,820
我今天打招呼了没啊

612
00:23:51,820 --> 00:23:52,540
晚上好

613
00:23:52,540 --> 00:23:54,460
鹿云梦瑶不语忘语

614
00:23:54,460 --> 00:23:58,200
东方中小灰灰天街猪猪马克特

615
00:23:58,200 --> 00:23:59,040
晚上好

616
00:23:59,040 --> 00:23:59,910
狗狗显卡

617
00:23:59,910 --> 00:24:03,640
花生新蜘蛛群星本事等肉的狼

618
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:06,310
狂徒贼灵芝采面露正版

619
00:24:06,310 --> 00:24:07,090
晚上好

620
00:24:07,090 --> 00:24:08,890
病娇耶耶

621
00:24:08,890 --> 00:24:11,519
文件难返来

622
00:24:11,519 --> 00:24:13,499
小晚上好

623
00:24:13,499 --> 00:24:14,939
杜某ka

624
00:24:14,939 --> 00:24:15,719
晚上好

625
00:24:15,719 --> 00:24:17,060
可乐曼没更新

626
00:24:19,100 --> 00:24:22,300
晚上好热爱晚上好

627
00:24:22,300 --> 00:24:23,230
谢谢九哥

628
00:24:23,230 --> 00:24:24,370
北环

629
00:24:31,380 --> 00:24:32,300
晚上好

630
00:24:32,300 --> 00:24:33,920
奈落好了

631
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:35,360
今天好多人呐

632
00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:37,490
哇好多人呐

633
00:24:37,490 --> 00:24:38,480
晚上好

634
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:40,050
多么多么大好人

635
00:24:40,175 --> 00:24:42,030
大城市空气好了

636
00:24:42,030 --> 00:24:42,630
是爽的

637
00:24:42,630 --> 00:24:44,490
工厂搬到小城市之后

638
00:24:44,490 --> 00:24:48,430
那这个东西就一直一直往不发达的地方去迁移

639
00:24:48,430 --> 00:24:49,750
那不发达的地方的人

640
00:24:49,750 --> 00:24:51,430
他也想要好的生活呀

641
00:24:51,430 --> 00:24:52,360
欢迎李子柯桥

642
00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:53,360
晚上好

643
00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:55,550
能省一点省一点

644
00:24:55,550 --> 00:24:57,320
跟你生活省钱一样

645
00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:58,520
都是这样租

646
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:00,379
老一辈会这样

647
00:25:00,540 --> 00:25:01,590
嗯嗯对

648
00:25:01,590 --> 00:25:02,340
这正常

649
00:25:02,340 --> 00:25:04,560
但是从宏观上来说确实浪费了

650
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:06,600
在总量里面不算太多啊

651
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:08,700
谢谢猪猪的圣诞精灵啊

652
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:12,040
其实有的时候我也会有一些

653
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:16,580
就是跟家里面的生活上的矛盾啊之类的

654
00:25:16,580 --> 00:25:17,630
比如我跟我妈妈

655
00:25:17,630 --> 00:25:21,260
因为消费观的这个事情就经常吵架

656
00:25:21,260 --> 00:25:26,600
比如说呃有时候就是以前我还不会做饭的时候

657
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:29,420
然后我妈妈她有时候加班特别特别累

658
00:25:29,420 --> 00:25:30,140
她回家之后

659
00:25:30,140 --> 00:25:32,340
然后也舍不得吃饭

660
00:25:32,340 --> 00:25:33,480
也不舍得好好吃

661
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,820
可能就把昨天的剩菜热一下呀

662
00:25:35,820 --> 00:25:36,780
或者什么之类的

663
00:25:36,780 --> 00:25:37,620
然后就吃了

664
00:25:37,620 --> 00:25:38,520
我说不行

665
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:39,480
点个外卖吧

666
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:40,080
点个外卖

667
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,100
起码吃的是

668
00:25:41,100 --> 00:25:45,200
就是可能今天新做的比较热的那种那种饭

669
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:48,050
然后不想吃剩饭啊或者什么之类的

670
00:25:48,050 --> 00:25:51,110
然后他就会觉得呃不行很不行

671
00:25:51,110 --> 00:25:55,950
然后还有一些比较比较细节的东西吧

672
00:25:57,730 --> 00:26:00,840
得之前我们就不要着急去

673
00:26:00,900 --> 00:26:02,490
有事情要去办

674
00:26:02,490 --> 00:26:05,130
然后把车停到一个停车场里面

675
00:26:05,305 --> 00:26:06,210
开

676
00:26:06,210 --> 00:26:06,990
走的时候

677
00:26:06,990 --> 00:26:08,490
那个机器出问题

678
00:26:08,490 --> 00:26:10,530
给我们多算了十块钱停车费

679
00:26:10,530 --> 00:26:11,490
我说不行不行

680
00:26:11,490 --> 00:26:12,810
太太急了

681
00:26:12,810 --> 00:26:13,470
直接走吧

682
00:26:13,470 --> 00:26:14,970
然后他他觉得就不行

683
00:26:14,970 --> 00:26:18,240
然后就就必须去找物管

684
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:20,520
把这个十块钱停车费给消掉了

685
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:23,010
之后之后浪费了20多分钟

686
00:26:23,010 --> 00:26:28,190
然后我就会觉得就是有点有一点

687
00:26:28,190 --> 00:26:30,830
就是因因小失大的感觉吧

688
00:26:30,830 --> 00:26:34,440
然后我俩在大事上的那个消费观是反过来的

689
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:37,940
他有的时候他特别想买的东西呃

690
00:26:37,940 --> 00:26:39,860
比如说其实他没有什么别的爱好

691
00:26:39,860 --> 00:26:41,370
他就比较喜欢买衣服

692
00:26:41,370 --> 00:26:43,170
然后他特别喜欢的衣服

693
00:26:43,170 --> 00:26:44,670
她就看了三个月还喜欢

694
00:26:44,670 --> 00:26:45,900
然后他就不会看

695
00:26:45,900 --> 00:26:47,520
价格只要四位数以内

696
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,200
就是1000或者8000

697
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:50,340
他可能就不会看

698
00:26:50,340 --> 00:26:52,050
然后他就直接买了

699
00:26:52,050 --> 00:26:53,430
他就觉得很值

700
00:26:53,430 --> 00:26:54,540
但是我的话

701
00:26:54,540 --> 00:26:58,330
你要我去自己掏一个四位数去买衣服

702
00:26:58,330 --> 00:26:59,800
那我我就不会掏

703
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:02,050
我可能在平常的小钱上面

704
00:27:02,050 --> 00:27:03,550
然后我就不会特别在意

705
00:27:03,550 --> 00:27:05,659
就十几块20几块的那种

706
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:08,160
但是大钱的话

707
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:12,770
基本上就是我就我就我就花着会特别犹豫

708
00:27:12,770 --> 00:27:18,410
我俩就是反过来的提醒了才欢迎好敷衍

709
00:27:18,410 --> 00:27:20,570
就是晚上晚上好的

710
00:27:20,570 --> 00:27:24,150
那个我们每天固定的晚上好环节啊

711
00:27:24,150 --> 00:27:25,350
刚开播的时候啊

712
00:27:25,350 --> 00:27:26,370
晚上好捏

713
00:27:26,370 --> 00:27:28,470
你这么早念我名字好不习惯

714
00:27:28,470 --> 00:27:29,250
你应该多

715
00:27:29,250 --> 00:27:30,690
不是你正常来说

716
00:27:30,690 --> 00:27:34,790
你要是你要是在那个很很很下面的地方

717
00:27:34,790 --> 00:27:35,630
说明你们说话

718
00:27:35,630 --> 00:27:36,590
你多说话的话

719
00:27:36,590 --> 00:27:38,170
就会很早虐你了

720
00:27:38,170 --> 00:27:39,490
烟烟好

721
00:27:39,490 --> 00:27:42,540
我超级准备上29级除草机了

722
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:43,900
你怎么除草

723
00:27:43,900 --> 00:27:44,800
记者呀

724
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:46,060
金币

725
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:50,750
谢谢娜诺的666猫猫会给妹妹做饭吃吗

726
00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:53,540
这个这个也是看情况的

727
00:27:53,540 --> 00:27:54,700
他是这样的

728
00:27:54,700 --> 00:27:57,970
我妈妈当时她换了工作之后

729
00:27:57,970 --> 00:28:00,580
我每天早上给他做早饭

730
00:28:00,580 --> 00:28:02,320
她晚上下班之后呃

731
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:03,540
我给他做晚饭

732
00:28:03,540 --> 00:28:06,300
当时就是刚刚疫情开始嘛

733
00:28:06,300 --> 00:28:07,140
刚刚疫情开始

734
00:28:07,140 --> 00:28:09,120
然后我在家里面没什么事干

735
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:10,620
因为我的课都是半夜

736
00:28:10,620 --> 00:28:12,360
所以我就每天给他做两顿饭

737
00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:14,880
到后面我开始做主播了

738
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,560
我做主播的第二个月

739
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:19,650
然后那个收入比他高了之后

740
00:28:19,650 --> 00:28:20,970
我就不给他做了

741
00:28:20,970 --> 00:28:22,590
当然我也不给我自己做了

742
00:28:22,590 --> 00:28:26,180
就是我就不在不花费时间在做饭上面

743
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:29,480
他可能就比较学经济吧

744
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:32,239
这个脑子就就比较比较比较

745
00:28:32,239 --> 00:28:33,799
偏向于一个经济倾向

746
00:28:33,799 --> 00:28:39,360
我感觉做饭给我带来的那个体力的压力

747
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,380
因为它是没有办法去量化的嘛

748
00:28:42,380 --> 00:28:45,680
假设说就是就是单位时间里面做什么事情

749
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:46,520
最有价值

750
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:49,490
那么在后面主播有了主播这个兼职之后

751
00:28:49,490 --> 00:28:51,600
就是单位时间里面做饭

752
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:53,580
这个事情对我来说就不是最有价值的

753
00:28:53,580 --> 00:28:55,200
所以我就可能很长时间都不做

754
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,379
就这种感觉

755
00:28:57,900 --> 00:29:00,110
米烟沙龙空棒哇

756
00:29:00,110 --> 00:29:02,770
空帮哇哈基米马斯特嗯

757
00:29:02,770 --> 00:29:04,060
第一次看到主播直播

758
00:29:04,060 --> 00:29:04,540
晚上好

759
00:29:04,540 --> 00:29:05,330
欢迎小夏

760
00:29:05,330 --> 00:29:06,710
谢谢梦瑶的展开啊

761
00:29:06,710 --> 00:29:08,270
你把你全副身家卖了

762
00:29:08,270 --> 00:29:08,990
上个提督

763
00:29:08,990 --> 00:29:10,010
你别在那扯淡

764
00:29:10,010 --> 00:29:12,130
你那你的账号那么值钱

765
00:29:12,130 --> 00:29:13,630
你在这边全副身家卖了

766
00:29:13,630 --> 00:29:15,050
上提督都来了

767
00:29:15,050 --> 00:29:15,590
什么

768
00:29:15,590 --> 00:29:16,610
恭喜晋级啊

769
00:29:16,610 --> 00:29:17,540
什么东西啊

770
00:29:17,540 --> 00:29:19,220
你再卖几年就有了

771
00:29:19,220 --> 00:29:21,620
什么时候给主播整一个飞机哈

772
00:29:23,620 --> 00:29:25,680
恭喜绵绵成功晋级

773
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,690
你做什么饭吃啊

774
00:29:27,690 --> 00:29:30,870
他按照这咋说呢

775
00:29:30,870 --> 00:29:32,610
我一般做他不会做人

776
00:29:32,610 --> 00:29:34,030
因为他会做的

777
00:29:34,030 --> 00:29:35,050
我也不会做

778
00:29:35,050 --> 00:29:40,020
就我不会做那个传统的加强家常炒菜之类的

779
00:29:40,020 --> 00:29:41,280
一般让我来做的话

780
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:47,420
都是做那种就是嗯那种比较新的短视频软件

781
00:29:47,420 --> 00:29:48,380
常看的

782
00:29:48,380 --> 00:29:51,440
然后你看他那个照片都差不多

783
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:53,150
结果点开之后发现什么

784
00:29:53,150 --> 00:29:55,670
让我们先来调一碗万能料汁

785
00:29:55,670 --> 00:29:56,930
两勺生抽

786
00:29:56,930 --> 00:29:58,130
一勺蚝油

787
00:29:58,130 --> 00:29:59,480
一勺胡椒粉

788
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:00,740
一勺香油

789
00:30:00,740 --> 00:30:02,630
然后什么那个一勺醋

790
00:30:02,630 --> 00:30:03,790
一勺白糖

791
00:30:03,790 --> 00:30:04,960
一勺鸡粉

792
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:07,810
什么这种这种这种调完料汁之后下锅

793
00:30:07,810 --> 00:30:09,070
然后翻炒一下

794
00:30:09,070 --> 00:30:12,300
一般都是这种这种换汤不换药的菜啊

795
00:30:12,300 --> 00:30:14,200
我我做的还比较好

796
00:30:15,020 --> 00:30:16,780
给主播点点奇怪

797
00:30:16,780 --> 00:30:19,570
给主播点点免费的小关小注吧

798
00:30:19,570 --> 00:30:22,240
那米洛米亚圣诞节做饭了

799
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,159
我已经把这个饭做完了

800
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:26,740
我已经做完了

801
00:30:26,740 --> 00:30:29,620
昨天炖了东西嗯

802
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:32,020
什么时候超美丽

803
00:30:32,020 --> 00:30:33,720
3d做饭

804
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:36,900
他们是3d这辈子不会开啊

805
00:30:36,900 --> 00:30:39,840
但是做饭要回的话是开过的

806
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:41,070
开过是开过

807
00:30:41,070 --> 00:30:43,870
但是开着也也不是特别好的

808
00:30:43,870 --> 00:30:47,830
因为中间中间那个有突发情况哦

809
00:30:47,830 --> 00:30:49,880
我做的饭我一口都没吃

810
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:51,650
还有炫酒回吗

811
00:30:51,650 --> 00:30:53,500
♪ 真的看得清楚 ♪

812
00:30:53,500 --> 00:30:56,800
没有没有没有总督也不能开线就会了

813
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:58,600
不可以不可以不能带线了

814
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,100
带线出了就可以了

815
00:31:00,100 --> 00:31:01,380
不可以干什么呀

816
00:31:01,380 --> 00:31:03,390
♪ 为我开是好是坏 ♪

817
00:31:03,390 --> 00:31:05,400
该不该还没来的

818
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:06,120
♪ 不想猜 ♪

819
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:10,699
有谁能真的看得清这要怎么做

820
00:31:10,699 --> 00:31:16,260
未来的拼图走好每步一只猫有什么好看的

821
00:31:16,260 --> 00:31:19,220
不如皮套人好看的不如皮套好看

822
00:31:19,220 --> 00:31:21,740
看看看猫有什么意思啊

823
00:31:23,030 --> 00:31:25,340
看猫爪给你做饭是吧

824
00:31:25,340 --> 00:31:28,480
看那个那个猫猫爪爪

825
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,940
我看他们做饭那个视频

826
00:31:30,940 --> 00:31:34,520
有人拿那个怎么说

827
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:38,810
开那种小猫厨房捏着那个东西

828
00:31:38,810 --> 00:31:42,860
让那个猫爪子抱着这个食材捏着刀什么的

829
00:31:42,860 --> 00:31:44,020
然后就挨骂

830
00:31:44,020 --> 00:31:46,420
因为说那个动物不懂事

831
00:31:46,420 --> 00:31:47,860
外动物挣扎一下

832
00:31:47,860 --> 00:31:49,960
然后把那个动物自己切到了

833
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:50,620
受伤了

834
00:31:50,620 --> 00:31:52,490
受刀伤啊什么之类的

835
00:31:55,250 --> 00:31:58,030
所以后面就有了那种形状

836
00:31:58,030 --> 00:32:02,680
像动物爪子和动物的那个手手一样的那种猫爪

837
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:05,480
夹子可以拿来拍视频的

838
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:06,800
看起来还挺真的

839
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,130
除了不会动之外

840
00:32:08,130 --> 00:32:10,460
跟真的没什么差别了

841
00:32:10,460 --> 00:32:12,620
为什么你给我的抱枕有个白边啊

842
00:32:12,620 --> 00:32:16,040
因为我们找不到厂家去量产这个玩意儿

843
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:19,040
我找不到你要你要有哪个毛绒玩具

844
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:21,360
大家有什么毛绒玩具厂家的话

845
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:22,680
可以联系我一下

846
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:25,230
我们只要现在这个鬼样子

847
00:32:25,230 --> 00:32:28,500
那玩意儿一般来说是500个起定的吧

848
00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:29,790
我现在我现在

849
00:32:29,790 --> 00:32:32,610
我现在什么周边能送的是500分啊

850
00:32:32,610 --> 00:32:36,610
我找不到厂家给我做啥东西

851
00:32:36,610 --> 00:32:40,040
都是他那个定的量大的话

852
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:43,040
跟定的量小可能就一个零头的差价

853
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:45,560
比如我那个提督的水晶球了

854
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:48,170
大家那个建模费挺贵的

855
00:32:48,170 --> 00:32:49,900
假如说我有100个提督

856
00:32:49,900 --> 00:32:52,240
这个水晶球主播就能赚翻

857
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,760
但主播都不知道自己会不会有提督

858
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:56,200
所以这东西就是亏的

859
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:57,170
你知道吧

860
00:32:57,170 --> 00:32:58,970
就亏的特别严重

861
00:32:58,970 --> 00:33:02,950
嗯因为这个一些建模啊

862
00:33:02,950 --> 00:33:03,790
约稿啊

863
00:33:03,790 --> 00:33:08,870
打板啊之类的这些这些这些成本啊

864
00:33:09,045 --> 00:33:10,730
现在是大财主

865
00:33:10,730 --> 00:33:12,590
是纯打才容不得破产了

866
00:33:12,590 --> 00:33:13,940
还大财主呢

867
00:33:16,620 --> 00:33:19,500
你可以给我们做个仿真尾巴吗

868
00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:21,630
什么叫仿真美白呀

869
00:33:21,630 --> 00:33:23,100
就啥东西

870
00:33:23,100 --> 00:33:24,330
它做那么大

871
00:33:24,330 --> 00:33:27,760
它它它定制一般只能做小

872
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:29,950
你怎么只剩八个提督了

873
00:33:29,950 --> 00:33:31,000
主播都说了

874
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,639
这个月根本就不行了

875
00:33:32,910 --> 00:33:34,830
考虑夫妇吗

876
00:33:34,830 --> 00:33:38,160
考虑不考虑不了

877
00:33:38,620 --> 00:33:40,320
成本太高了

878
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:43,170
除非有总指定要这个东西

879
00:33:43,170 --> 00:33:44,880
要不然的话成本太高了

880
00:33:46,140 --> 00:33:47,040
考虑不了的

881
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:47,760
你

882
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:57,200
太子那边的那个wife名额是都叫停了的

883
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,659
晚上好哦

884
00:33:58,780 --> 00:34:01,060
隔壁有100个团没事

885
00:34:01,060 --> 00:34:04,150
隔壁隔壁我这边100团能凑够吗

886
00:34:04,150 --> 00:34:05,800
怎么总也没了

887
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:06,220
要关了

888
00:34:06,220 --> 00:34:06,940
总教了吧

889
00:34:06,940 --> 00:34:08,600
应该哦对了

890
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:12,689
到了到了看起来瘦了好久好久好久

891
00:34:12,689 --> 00:34:16,169
他那个种就是到今天的就掉了

892
00:34:16,169 --> 00:34:17,309
♪ 铁盒的钥匙 ♪

893
00:34:17,309 --> 00:34:18,440
♪ 我找不到 ♪

894
00:34:18,484 --> 00:34:21,560
♪ 放在糖果旁的 ♪

895
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:25,940
♪ 是我很想回忆的甜蜜 ♪

896
00:34:25,940 --> 00:34:30,520
让大海怎么有个消耗的人家回归生活了

897
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:35,299
不是为什么大家大家大家这么这么这么关注

898
00:34:35,299 --> 00:34:37,219
大航海消耗的视频呀

899
00:34:41,359 --> 00:34:44,339
晚上几点了

900
00:34:44,339 --> 00:34:46,499
人家人家生活去了

901
00:34:46,499 --> 00:34:47,300
人家不看

902
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:54,740
主播有人要给你当保安

903
00:34:54,740 --> 00:34:55,700
怎么还没来啊

904
00:34:55,700 --> 00:34:58,160
主播现在正确正确正确保安呢

905
00:34:58,160 --> 00:34:59,120
正确保安呢

906
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:01,420
什么时候什么时候能那个什么呀

907
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:05,480
因为一般都是切割这里有什么黑料

908
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:08,360
不是那一个账号

909
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,830
看了很多个主播

910
00:35:09,830 --> 00:35:11,240
然后他消耗了

911
00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:13,750
他就跟谁切割了呀

912
00:35:13,750 --> 00:35:17,600
警长那个号起码起码30级的牌子

913
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:19,340
得有个三四个了吧

914
00:35:19,340 --> 00:35:22,040
28 二削了六一大堆

915
00:35:23,060 --> 00:35:23,840
他削了

916
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:24,500
他削了

917
00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:27,130
就是就是就是这个没有什么黑料啊

918
00:35:27,130 --> 00:35:29,470
那大家一起有黑料了

919
00:35:31,190 --> 00:35:32,710
也不清楚状况的

920
00:35:32,710 --> 00:35:33,310
问一下

921
00:35:33,310 --> 00:35:34,279
别急

922
00:35:34,919 --> 00:35:39,079
我今早还不是单推吗

923
00:35:39,079 --> 00:35:40,459
这样单推锤子

924
00:35:40,459 --> 00:35:41,840
他他单推

925
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:42,980
他单推谁呀

926
00:35:42,980 --> 00:35:44,300
他都他单推

927
00:35:45,299 --> 00:35:47,159
这就开始找新保安

928
00:35:47,159 --> 00:35:48,839
我替天使之星感到不值

929
00:35:48,839 --> 00:35:51,419
真有新宝二能接替天使之心的位置

930
00:35:51,419 --> 00:35:54,240
天使之星做梦都能笑醒好吧

931
00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:56,040
他做梦都能笑醒

932
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:57,060
别急

933
00:35:57,060 --> 00:35:58,800
隔壁鱼子姐姐天天被问

934
00:35:58,800 --> 00:35:59,730
不是对呀

935
00:35:59,730 --> 00:36:01,360
这哎呦

936
00:36:01,979 --> 00:36:06,499
他31的牌子好像也在消耗了什么

937
00:36:06,499 --> 00:36:07,600
31啊

938
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:08,920
37不是我吗

939
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:09,610
我没瞎

940
00:36:09,610 --> 00:36:10,600
我没死呢

941
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:11,780
你别着急

942
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:14,640
我还没死呢

943
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:16,620
只想单推我

944
00:36:16,620 --> 00:36:17,640
他拉黑我了

945
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:22,100
他们怎么拉黑你啊啊什么情况

946
00:36:22,100 --> 00:36:24,280
30啊

947
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:28,420
扣错了哎呦

948
00:36:29,139 --> 00:36:32,639
人家人家人家人家身上有32级牌子

949
00:36:32,639 --> 00:36:35,830
你怎么你怎么能说人家人家单推我呢

950
00:36:35,830 --> 00:36:36,970
好好谢

951
00:36:36,970 --> 00:36:37,810
晚上好

952
00:36:39,490 --> 00:36:39,790
哎呀

953
00:36:39,790 --> 00:36:42,360
别别在这边刮来刮去了

954
00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:44,710
哎呦哎呦

955
00:36:44,710 --> 00:36:46,960
有人能报这种名字出来

956
00:36:48,419 --> 00:36:52,220
因为有一天半夜我喊他玩游戏

957
00:36:52,220 --> 00:36:53,480
然后人

958
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:03,180
也是你是我操

959
00:37:03,199 --> 00:37:05,430
晒不黑吃不胖

960
00:37:05,430 --> 00:37:08,520
卧槽这这主播主播前是观众

961
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:11,439
一开口把主播吓了

962
00:37:11,439 --> 00:37:13,599
主播还有别人的31级牌子

963
00:37:13,599 --> 00:37:14,799
没有没有没有没有没有

964
00:37:14,799 --> 00:37:15,699
我还有31

965
00:37:15,699 --> 00:37:16,239
我最高

966
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:18,020
就那么你以前叫开始

967
00:37:18,020 --> 00:37:19,220
你晒不会吃胖吧

968
00:37:19,220 --> 00:37:25,919
这是凌晨四点什么凌晨四点是一种习题

969
00:37:25,919 --> 00:37:28,070
在自由欢乐园

970
00:37:28,099 --> 00:37:31,370
你好像消耗

971
00:37:31,370 --> 00:37:32,510
然后会变成黑头

972
00:37:32,510 --> 00:37:33,620
像是这样的吗

973
00:37:33,620 --> 00:37:36,080
我不知道我们先会b站的账号

974
00:37:38,990 --> 00:37:43,009
该死我知道我知道

975
00:37:43,009 --> 00:37:45,980
但是我一般我还记那个名字多一点

976
00:37:46,279 --> 00:37:49,100
我当时差点把美艳住笑了

977
00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:52,190
因为这个账号实名认证的原因

978
00:37:52,190 --> 00:37:54,770
我那个明艳的号认证的是我自己

979
00:37:54,770 --> 00:37:56,300
所以我我别的话

980
00:37:56,300 --> 00:38:00,060
我就没有办法绑我自己的那个证件

981
00:38:00,060 --> 00:38:02,010
但是我舍不得啊

982
00:38:02,010 --> 00:38:03,910
我当时我当时注销

983
00:38:03,910 --> 00:38:09,800
然后然后那什么我当时申请注销都快按下去了

984
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:11,720
那个手你知道吧

985
00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:16,320
结果分明像当时已经开始的时候

986
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:19,380
已经已经开始当米娅直播了嘛

987
00:38:19,380 --> 00:38:22,669
然后就问大家要不要注销糯米球啊

988
00:38:22,669 --> 00:38:26,540
然后我就想我说要不要注销糯米球啊

989
00:38:26,540 --> 00:38:31,120
我想关关天可以有一次换绑定证件的机会

990
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:33,460
大家都说你别注销啊

991
00:38:33,460 --> 00:38:35,819
别呀这个这个哎呀

992
00:38:35,819 --> 00:38:39,179
我们的糯米球好不容易养成金色的

993
00:38:39,179 --> 00:38:41,480
你注销了我们不就白养了吗

994
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:43,910
然后嗯然后我一心软

995
00:38:43,910 --> 00:38:48,400
哎呦你在我心软就就寄了

996
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,230
就改了就没了

997
00:38:50,230 --> 00:38:51,040
唉

998
00:38:51,140 --> 00:38:52,900
绵绵月兔呢

999
00:38:52,900 --> 00:38:54,410
绵绵月兔就是这个号

1000
00:38:54,410 --> 00:38:56,120
明明月兔是这个号

1001
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:57,530
你还记得我啊

1002
00:38:57,530 --> 00:39:01,810
天30个月是1年1年又过去了

1003
00:39:01,810 --> 00:39:05,050
主播觉得17级小孩子跟26级猎人

1004
00:39:05,050 --> 00:39:06,070
哪个有含金量

1005
00:39:06,070 --> 00:39:08,069
主播主天阉人不对

1006
00:39:08,069 --> 00:39:10,889
主播觉得26烟人更有含金量啊

1007
00:39:16,599 --> 00:39:18,279
26肯定大于17的

1008
00:39:18,279 --> 00:39:19,479
你算数都知道啊

1009
00:39:19,479 --> 00:39:20,400
你知道吗

1010
00:39:20,580 --> 00:39:22,980
我超还有人知道绵绵月兔

1011
00:39:22,980 --> 00:39:25,700
主要是他b站的那个动态

1012
00:39:25,700 --> 00:39:27,710
你艾特那个人叫什么名字

1013
00:39:27,710 --> 00:39:30,250
然后以后就算这个人改名了

1014
00:39:30,250 --> 00:39:32,830
就算这个人把名字改掉了

1015
00:39:32,830 --> 00:39:35,110
那他也在那条动态里面

1016
00:39:35,110 --> 00:39:36,360
他也叫这个名字

1017
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:38,520
所以我这个以前那个账号

1018
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:42,530
以前那个米烟那个账号那条置顶

1019
00:39:42,530 --> 00:39:44,360
就永远都是绵绵月兔了

1020
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:45,380
不可能是别的了

1021
00:39:45,380 --> 00:39:46,600
就没别的了

1022
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:50,120
我的妈妈竟然等在左边再换衣服了

1023
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:51,680
现在大家平衡一下

1024
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,120
今天在右边有点太那什么了

1025
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:56,790
还是小米烟不转生

1026
00:39:56,790 --> 00:40:03,370
用合作的方式加工会企划社团啥呀

1027
00:40:03,370 --> 00:40:05,430
每天没什么呀

1028
00:40:06,450 --> 00:40:08,670
我现在没有人能要我呀

1029
00:40:09,500 --> 00:40:11,540
我就是没有人能接受我呀

1030
00:40:11,540 --> 00:40:14,300
大家能不能能不能来个卡签

1031
00:40:14,300 --> 00:40:15,380
那个不是主播

1032
00:40:15,380 --> 00:40:18,200
觉得22集和24集糖果铺

1033
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:19,490
哪个更有含金量

1034
00:40:19,490 --> 00:40:21,740
要是按照含金的这个程度

1035
00:40:21,740 --> 00:40:23,800
那肯定是24集糖果铺

1036
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,850
唉谢谢夜烟的冲压

1037
00:40:26,850 --> 00:40:29,790
我们家特有的特有的礼物

1038
00:40:29,790 --> 00:40:30,570
遗憾落败

1039
00:40:30,570 --> 00:40:33,399
也太太太太对劲了

1040
00:40:33,399 --> 00:40:35,229
22级烟烟人

1041
00:40:35,229 --> 00:40:38,529
虽然在米上面比不过24级糖果铺

1042
00:40:38,529 --> 00:40:40,479
但是在我内心的地位

1043
00:40:40,479 --> 00:40:42,189
那肯定是22级烟烟人

1044
00:40:42,189 --> 00:40:44,670
就在我心里比较重要啊

1045
00:40:44,670 --> 00:40:47,070
那你要看看这个这个情感的力量

1046
00:40:47,070 --> 00:40:49,890
能不能能不能算成含金量了

1047
00:40:49,890 --> 00:40:50,370
能的话

1048
00:40:50,370 --> 00:40:51,279
那就算了

1049
00:40:51,279 --> 00:40:55,080
谢谢榴莲牛奶喵干的

1050
00:40:56,740 --> 00:40:57,880
这什么味儿啊

1051
00:40:57,880 --> 00:40:59,350
榴莲牛奶喵干

1052
00:40:59,350 --> 00:41:00,820
听起来挺咸的

1053
00:41:00,820 --> 00:41:02,960
谢谢三个牛蛙给人家吃

1054
00:41:03,020 --> 00:41:04,670
你要是有钱开题

1055
00:41:04,670 --> 00:41:06,380
你早就是25页人了

1056
00:41:06,380 --> 00:41:08,000
早该是25页耶

1057
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,460
人了捏

1058
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:12,070
早该是25亿年人了

1059
00:41:12,070 --> 00:41:13,240
说的太好了

1060
00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:15,460
主要是你糖果铺牌子混了23年了

1061
00:41:15,460 --> 00:41:16,920
外哎呦

1062
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,160
小笨蛋还当了好久主播了呢

1063
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:24,600
主播觉得阴阳人跟飞天之哪个更有含金量

1064
00:41:26,539 --> 00:41:28,599
还是飞天就比较有含金量吧

1065
00:41:28,599 --> 00:41:31,299
大家到时候把飞行圈一点牌子一往出带

1066
00:41:31,299 --> 00:41:33,150
都知道你是易拉罐了

1067
00:41:33,150 --> 00:41:34,890
都知道都知道你

1068
00:41:34,890 --> 00:41:36,270
你跳碎片西了

1069
00:41:36,270 --> 00:41:37,710
但你把烟人牌子带出去

1070
00:41:37,710 --> 00:41:39,270
大家只会钻戒

1071
00:41:39,270 --> 00:41:40,980
应该都没人记得了吧

1072
00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:44,580
主播糯米球跟阉人哪个还有含金量

1073
00:41:44,580 --> 00:41:45,660
不用在这搞后果

1074
00:41:45,660 --> 00:41:46,560
铂金这一套

1075
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:48,240
当时燕人更有含金量了

1076
00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:49,960
主播切个糯米球了

1077
00:41:50,140 --> 00:41:52,260
主播切割糯米球了

1078
00:41:52,260 --> 00:41:58,900
朋友说15级平常心跟28夜夜人呢

1079
00:41:58,900 --> 00:42:00,790
能不能把他俩加在一起

1080
00:42:00,790 --> 00:42:03,580
然后变成33级的炎炎人啊

1081
00:42:03,580 --> 00:42:05,760
这是世界上最有含金量的

1082
00:42:05,799 --> 00:42:08,679
我相信阿萍作为我的单推人

1083
00:42:08,679 --> 00:42:10,839
肯定一定一定会愿意的吧

1084
00:42:10,839 --> 00:42:12,340
你问问他愿不愿意

1085
00:42:12,340 --> 00:42:13,600
能不能加在一起

1086
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:14,020
不对

1087
00:42:14,020 --> 00:42:14,980
15+28

1088
00:42:14,980 --> 00:42:16,360
43级打超了

1089
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:16,660
对不起

1090
00:42:16,660 --> 00:42:17,260
我在想

1091
00:42:18,060 --> 00:42:18,600
对不起

1092
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:19,200
对不起

1093
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:19,800
也不用

1094
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,360
43节砍十级

1095
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:21,900
抹个零

1096
00:42:21,900 --> 00:42:25,519
先主播主播能跳一把碎片吸吗

1097
00:42:25,519 --> 00:42:25,879
不可以

1098
00:42:25,879 --> 00:42:26,779
人家算算了

1099
00:42:26,779 --> 00:42:28,339
不不不行了不行了

1100
00:42:28,339 --> 00:42:30,200
那不行不行不算了不算了

1101
00:42:31,939 --> 00:42:34,979
主播主播主播跳不了碎片下

1102
00:42:35,739 --> 00:42:38,819
你觉得你现在这牌子汉金量菠萝

1103
00:42:38,819 --> 00:42:41,399
老师跟明明打平板好吧

1104
00:42:41,399 --> 00:42:42,299
可以可以

1105
00:42:42,299 --> 00:42:44,140
小米想疯了

1106
00:42:44,140 --> 00:42:44,980
想不想疯了

1107
00:42:44,980 --> 00:42:47,360
为什么不算成43加

1108
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:52,860
咱们想说我干嘛没有你在我左右击溃

1109
00:42:52,860 --> 00:42:55,400
命运的成长

1110
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:57,020
让我喝不下

1111
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:00,320
能不能把人做成魂环啊

1112
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:01,220
大家

1113
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:05,740
主播缺少一些灯神长街

1114
00:43:05,740 --> 00:43:07,540
明天把燕人做成魂环

1115
00:43:08,620 --> 00:43:10,420
我那个房间被禁了

1116
00:43:10,420 --> 00:43:11,860
跟老师联系上了

1117
00:43:11,860 --> 00:43:15,190
然后11月份我们就会拥有直播

1118
00:43:15,190 --> 00:43:18,010
1年来的第一个非公用ui啊

1119
00:43:18,010 --> 00:43:20,170
就是房间背景

1120
00:43:20,170 --> 00:43:25,810
听了直播的那个背景

1121
00:43:26,310 --> 00:43:27,510
然后我想了一下

1122
00:43:27,510 --> 00:43:29,610
我对于那个什么没有什么想法

1123
00:43:29,610 --> 00:43:31,530
我对于房间设计没什么想法

1124
00:43:31,530 --> 00:43:36,190
但是我给他指定了呃比较多的那个元素啊

1125
00:43:36,190 --> 00:43:41,120
就是主播的历任总督的原

1126
00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:46,460
不知道到时候大家能不能看得出来

1127
00:43:46,460 --> 00:43:50,780
包括一些时间比较久的老观众的啊之类的

1128
00:43:50,780 --> 00:43:52,600
会有一些替换元素

1129
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:56,250
在上面会出两个版本的

1130
00:43:56,250 --> 00:43:58,290
你快不能再多了

1131
00:43:59,700 --> 00:44:01,680
拎起柿子抖一抖

1132
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:03,630
抖出一个圣诞精灵啊

1133
00:44:03,630 --> 00:44:04,230
感谢支持

1134
00:44:04,230 --> 00:44:05,279
阿里嘎斗

1135
00:44:06,279 --> 00:44:08,999
刚刚看了主播的切片声音

1136
00:44:08,999 --> 00:44:10,620
感觉变了好多

1137
00:44:10,620 --> 00:44:12,420
主播的嗓子已经烂了

1138
00:44:12,420 --> 00:44:13,380
主播主播

1139
00:44:13,380 --> 00:44:17,390
你让主播现在就放半年的假去环游世界

1140
00:44:17,390 --> 00:44:18,320
去巴黎

1141
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:20,360
去马尔代夫啊

1142
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:22,120
去夏威夷

1143
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:23,860
去那个纽约

1144
00:44:23,860 --> 00:44:24,460
伦敦

1145
00:44:24,460 --> 00:44:25,930
那个洛杉矶

1146
00:44:25,930 --> 00:44:28,240
然后环游世界半年不说话

1147
00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:31,340
回来还是清爽的声音啊

1148
00:44:31,340 --> 00:44:33,420
但你现在你让我你让我

1149
00:44:33,460 --> 00:44:35,320
你要我像以前一样

1150
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:39,220
像那个嗓子没有过度用嗓一样去清脆的说话

1151
00:44:39,220 --> 00:44:40,060
怎么可能啊

1152
00:44:40,060 --> 00:44:42,140
宝娟我的嗓子已经坏了

1153
00:44:43,539 --> 00:44:47,860
烟神最强差不多得了烟神

1154
00:44:47,860 --> 00:44:49,840
你想猫雷公主人自己打复活赛

1155
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:51,660
还是别在主播这里发癫

1156
00:44:52,140 --> 00:44:54,720
你是不是有点癫狂的味道

1157
00:44:54,720 --> 00:44:56,310
怎么这么能吃零食啊

1158
00:44:56,310 --> 00:44:57,360
欢迎霄云

1159
00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:59,190
你怎么改的什么名字啊

1160
00:44:59,190 --> 00:45:01,280
能不能能不能那什么呀

1161
00:45:02,399 --> 00:45:03,979
不能吃零食吗

1162
00:45:03,979 --> 00:45:07,400
大家谢谢谢谢大家

1163
00:45:08,260 --> 00:45:10,560
看大家聊天太有意思了

1164
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:11,700
吃点东西

1165
00:45:11,700 --> 00:45:13,200
看电影没有爆米花

1166
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:13,740
没意思啊

1167
00:45:13,740 --> 00:45:14,860
吃点零食啊

1168
00:45:20,700 --> 00:45:22,580
你只关心有没有坏苹果

1169
00:45:22,580 --> 00:45:24,440
你别别别干嘛

1170
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:25,580
你关心坏苹果

1171
00:45:25,580 --> 00:45:26,930
你不关心我是吧

1172
00:45:26,930 --> 00:45:31,180
咳咳你们乡村怎么厚此薄彼啊

1173
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:35,980
放半年假回来

1174
00:45:35,980 --> 00:45:37,510
一家人都毕业了

1175
00:45:37,510 --> 00:45:40,540
那是燕人燕人燕人

1176
00:45:40,540 --> 00:45:42,280
比主播毕业了还早呢

1177
00:45:44,499 --> 00:45:46,019
你在开独轮车

1178
00:45:46,019 --> 00:45:47,099
也不是不上班

1179
00:45:47,099 --> 00:45:49,180
方便上下主播

1180
00:45:49,180 --> 00:45:52,120
你觉着你带着牌子有我的牌子有含金量吗

1181
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:56,360
你的小鹿包是一天一天用爱养出来的是吧

1182
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:59,960
主播这个这个阴间人虽然等级高

1183
00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:01,980
虽然曾经变成紫色

1184
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:06,139
但是呢在你心里

1185
00:46:06,139 --> 00:46:08,839
主播永远都是呃算了就不带他了

1186
00:46:08,839 --> 00:46:09,739
主播不会说日语

1187
00:46:09,739 --> 00:46:10,640
不会唱歌

1188
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:13,970
主播永远都比人家差那么一点点

1189
00:46:13,970 --> 00:46:15,020
这怎么办呢

1190
00:46:15,020 --> 00:46:16,260
这也没办法呀

1191
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:18,520
你都拆包装了

1192
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:19,780
问个屁哎呦

1193
00:46:19,780 --> 00:46:20,620
谢谢

1194
00:46:20,620 --> 00:46:21,780
好吃

1195
00:46:22,399 --> 00:46:25,020
太eoe s什么意思啊

1196
00:46:26,919 --> 00:46:29,100
你不是塔接着还是吗

1197
00:46:29,979 --> 00:46:34,880
你怎么还还是那个优异的观众啊

1198
00:46:36,660 --> 00:46:38,540
还是你的牌子有含金

1199
00:46:38,540 --> 00:46:39,440
把你听饿了

1200
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:40,780
我没吃啥

1201
00:46:41,020 --> 00:46:42,220
我没吃啥

1202
00:46:42,220 --> 00:46:45,340
这就是那个我不是跟大家说过吗

1203
00:46:45,660 --> 00:46:48,900
小时候五毛钱一根的那个画眉单

1204
00:46:48,980 --> 00:46:52,430
我上次逛中超的时候看到了

1205
00:46:52,430 --> 00:46:54,899
虽然他身价百倍啊

1206
00:46:54,899 --> 00:46:55,919
身价倍增啊

1207
00:46:55,919 --> 00:46:57,179
但是我还是非常感动

1208
00:46:57,179 --> 00:46:58,349
把他请了回来

1209
00:46:58,349 --> 00:47:00,860
然后就把它扔在了我床底下

1210
00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:02,540
那个装吃的的篮子里面

1211
00:47:02,540 --> 00:47:03,590
再也没吃过

1212
00:47:03,590 --> 00:47:05,480
我真的忽然想起来这个东西了

1213
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:07,920
然后我就我就把它剪出来了

1214
00:47:12,919 --> 00:47:13,779
不让你吃

1215
00:47:13,779 --> 00:47:15,339
你还会放在一边吗

1216
00:47:15,339 --> 00:47:16,299
你顶多闭个麦

1217
00:47:16,299 --> 00:47:16,779
怎么评价

1218
00:47:16,779 --> 00:47:19,800
我看不见我看不见你带的什么东西啊

1219
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:22,820
这看不见的东西就不要让主播评价了

1220
00:47:23,820 --> 00:47:26,220
你这牌子怎么都黑了呀

1221
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:28,980
加拿大有啤酒肚吗

1222
00:47:28,980 --> 00:47:30,630
啤酒肚是什么东西啊

1223
00:47:30,630 --> 00:47:32,500
啤酒肚是什么

1224
00:47:35,340 --> 00:47:36,740
是一种植物吗

1225
00:47:36,740 --> 00:47:38,180
像咖啡豆一样

1226
00:47:38,180 --> 00:47:40,760
啤酒不是小麦酿出来的吗

1227
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:42,360
小麦饮料

1228
00:47:45,479 --> 00:47:47,629
咖啡豆能够做咖啡

1229
00:47:47,629 --> 00:47:49,519
那啤酒都是做啤酒的吗

1230
00:47:49,519 --> 00:47:51,420
啤酒不是发酵产品吗

1231
00:47:55,459 --> 00:47:57,699
加拿大的国货贵的要死

1232
00:47:57,699 --> 00:47:58,659
是哪一颗

1233
00:47:58,659 --> 00:48:01,520
草人主播没吃过啊

1234
00:48:02,939 --> 00:48:03,979
啤酒豆

1235
00:48:03,979 --> 00:48:05,960
你等我搜一下啤酒豆什么

1236
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:09,860
我受不了这个武魂了

1237
00:48:09,860 --> 00:48:11,680
看看缺点别的歌吧

1238
00:48:19,580 --> 00:48:21,020
啤酒豆

1239
00:48:29,479 --> 00:48:30,879
绿色的呀

1240
00:48:30,879 --> 00:48:32,589
没吃过这个东西啊

1241
00:48:32,589 --> 00:48:34,329
哦哦下回撤

1242
00:48:34,329 --> 00:48:38,310
♪ 爱情久了让人理 ♪

1243
00:48:38,310 --> 00:48:42,480
♪ 爱情短短却像秘密 ♪

1244
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:46,150
你的时候我朋友给我发消息说

1245
00:48:46,150 --> 00:48:49,330
榜一大哥连骗七名女主播40万

1246
00:48:49,330 --> 00:48:50,270
这谁啊

1247
00:48:50,270 --> 00:48:51,200
卧槽

1248
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:54,579
还有人看直播能赚钱的牛

1249
00:48:56,619 --> 00:48:57,680
欢迎大头

1250
00:48:57,980 --> 00:48:59,270
欢迎小慧慧

1251
00:48:59,270 --> 00:49:00,020
晚上好

1252
00:49:01,100 --> 00:49:02,420
单相思行了

1253
00:49:02,420 --> 00:49:04,460
知道了晚安

1254
00:49:04,460 --> 00:49:05,500
小慧慧

1255
00:49:05,500 --> 00:49:07,810
♪ 男人最怕自己 ♪

1256
00:49:07,810 --> 00:49:09,200
你也摔倒了

1257
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:10,880
为什么我没刷到呀

1258
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:11,720
他是不是大数据

1259
00:49:11,720 --> 00:49:12,980
觉得我比较聪明

1260
00:49:12,980 --> 00:49:15,120
不会被不会被人骗钱

1261
00:49:15,299 --> 00:49:20,160
一个保安为什么为什么会会有这样这样骗局

1262
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:21,380
能成功的呀

1263
00:49:21,380 --> 00:49:22,880
晚上大家就住

1264
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:25,400
主播弹幕在右边

1265
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:26,390
不习惯

1266
00:49:26,390 --> 00:49:28,020
习惯两天吧

1267
00:49:28,020 --> 00:49:29,940
以后可能我弹幕在左边

1268
00:49:29,940 --> 00:49:31,380
然后我人在中间呢

1269
00:49:31,380 --> 00:49:32,060
你知道吧

1270
00:49:32,940 --> 00:49:35,300
自以为是的正义使者

1271
00:49:35,300 --> 00:49:38,780
打败了带来温暖的小怪物是吧

1272
00:49:38,980 --> 00:49:40,660
后面是什么呀

1273
00:49:40,660 --> 00:49:44,899
后面是那个呃这个这个还是吃的太饱了是吧

1274
00:49:46,159 --> 00:49:48,079
后面这还是吃的太饱了

1275
00:49:48,079 --> 00:49:48,949
装副歌

1276
00:49:48,949 --> 00:49:51,530
几个骗子加在一起

1277
00:49:53,150 --> 00:49:55,730
只爱我一主播怎么选的

1278
00:49:55,730 --> 00:49:59,280
是忽略我的弹幕诶有吗

1279
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:01,860
打个什么点歌世界第一等

1280
00:50:01,860 --> 00:50:03,600
等一下等一下点歌的

1281
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:05,100
点歌的债欠了好多

1282
00:50:05,100 --> 00:50:06,740
点歌的债欠了好几首

1283
00:50:06,740 --> 00:50:07,580
等会再点

1284
00:50:07,580 --> 00:50:09,080
主播脑子脑子跟不上

1285
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:10,029
脑子不行

1286
00:50:10,074 --> 00:50:12,789
爱情就脚就跌

1287
00:50:12,789 --> 00:50:14,529
这个事情饺子爹什么呀

1288
00:50:14,529 --> 00:50:15,849
什么你要看什么

1289
00:50:15,849 --> 00:50:17,260
什么你要看你要看

1290
00:50:17,260 --> 00:50:20,980
你要看榜一装富跟骗女主播40万是吧

1291
00:50:20,980 --> 00:50:23,000
那大家一起看一下吧

1292
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,100
我搜一下什么榜

1293
00:50:25,100 --> 00:50:31,520
♪ 榜一骑白马不一定是王子长翅膀的 ♪

1294
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:34,800
榜一四十万天使搜一下

1295
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:37,410
搜一下主播可以这样被劈腿了

1296
00:50:37,410 --> 00:50:38,310
可我还是爱你们

1297
00:50:38,310 --> 00:50:40,359
那个有点有点太那什么了

1298
00:50:40,359 --> 00:50:41,919
♪ 终于到老 ♪

1299
00:50:41,919 --> 00:50:47,410
男人最怕自己那个那个太太太太太不行了

1300
00:50:47,410 --> 00:50:49,740
想转发一下这东西叫什么呀

1301
00:50:49,740 --> 00:50:52,680
♪ 旧爱总会被新欢抹掉 ♪

1302
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:58,020
心榜一大哥连骗起一个好办法

1303
00:50:58,020 --> 00:51:00,660
♪ 今年春天我把老婆卖了 ♪

1304
00:51:00,660 --> 00:51:04,640
秋天就会有亲美女主播40万保安辞职

1305
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:07,980
在家假装高富帅打赏骗钱

1306
00:51:07,980 --> 00:51:10,260
♪ 美丽又大方 ♪

1307
00:51:10,260 --> 00:51:13,050
爱不是饺子爹是什么事啊

1308
00:51:13,050 --> 00:51:14,160
我不知道啊

1309
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:16,200
♪ 明年春天我也买了 ♪

1310
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:20,450
那个秋天也会等一下晚上好主人

1311
00:51:20,450 --> 00:51:22,130
宝贝老公

1312
00:51:22,130 --> 00:51:24,170
♪ 他们潇洒又浪漫 ♪

1313
00:51:24,170 --> 00:51:26,090
♪ 独我呵护又分化 ♪

1314
00:51:26,090 --> 00:51:26,700
♪ 而且 ♪

1315
00:51:29,439 --> 00:51:30,119
♪ 爱 ♪

1316
00:51:32,459 --> 00:51:33,299
好大呀

1317
00:51:33,299 --> 00:51:34,680
他怎么这么大呀

1318
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:45,160
♪ 而且永远只会勇敢 ♪

1319
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:46,480
♪ 只会爱我 ♪

1320
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:52,220
♪ 一个一个嘿嘿嘿嘿 ♪

1321
00:51:57,740 --> 00:51:59,560
这是好久之前的

1322
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:00,880
卧槽我是火星人

1323
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:05,119
难道2022年12月19号

1324
00:52:05,119 --> 00:52:06,439
这不是好久之前啊

1325
00:52:06,439 --> 00:52:08,389
这才这才两天

1326
00:52:08,389 --> 00:52:11,620
你们你们天天上网冲浪的人

1327
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:14,280
时间过得这么快啊

1328
00:52:17,979 --> 00:52:22,260
嗯小张是一名女主播

1329
00:52:22,260 --> 00:52:23,340
前段时间

1330
00:52:23,340 --> 00:52:28,080
自称张某的男子频繁在其直播间互动

1331
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:30,249
打扫出手阔绰

1332
00:52:30,249 --> 00:52:33,459
吸引小张的注意

1333
00:52:36,100 --> 00:52:40,260
张某在各社交平台上显露出其高富帅形象

1334
00:52:40,260 --> 00:52:41,940
展现其暖男的一面

1335
00:52:41,940 --> 00:52:43,410
小张掉进陷阱

1336
00:52:43,410 --> 00:52:47,279
张某多次以银行卡因打官司被冻结

1337
00:52:47,279 --> 00:52:48,899
需要打通关系

1338
00:52:48,899 --> 00:52:51,300
帮助解封银行卡等理由

1339
00:52:51,300 --> 00:52:54,460
向小张借钱29万余元

1340
00:52:54,580 --> 00:52:56,080
多次转账后

1341
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:57,910
小张意识到被骗报警

1342
00:52:57,910 --> 00:52:59,320
警方分析研判

1343
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:01,780
成功将嫌疑人抓获

1344
00:53:01,780 --> 00:53:02,590
经了解

1345
00:53:02,590 --> 00:53:03,850
张某是一名保安

1346
00:53:03,850 --> 00:53:05,850
嫌工资低辞职在家

1347
00:53:05,850 --> 00:53:08,580
以给女主播打赏为借钱铺垫

1348
00:53:08,580 --> 00:53:11,100
骗来的钱被他挥霍一空

1349
00:53:12,579 --> 00:53:15,479
民警发现有多名女主播向其转账

1350
00:53:15,479 --> 00:53:17,519
被骗金额达40余元

1351
00:53:17,519 --> 00:53:19,619
40余万

1352
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:31,210
关键关键你你给你给观众借钱

1353
00:53:31,210 --> 00:53:34,240
你给观众借钱也很很奇怪呀

1354
00:53:34,240 --> 00:53:37,730
就是那他得打多少钱呢

1355
00:53:37,730 --> 00:53:39,050
那正常来说

1356
00:53:39,050 --> 00:53:41,420
一个主播收了100万的打赏

1357
00:53:41,420 --> 00:53:43,490
这个人要是开口借个10万

1358
00:53:43,490 --> 00:53:44,990
我觉得绝对能借走啊

1359
00:53:44,990 --> 00:53:46,380
应该是能借走的

1360
00:53:46,380 --> 00:53:50,540
正常就抖音那种女主播的话应该能借走了

1361
00:53:50,540 --> 00:53:53,590
但是你哪来的这100万去打给人家呢

1362
00:53:53,590 --> 00:53:55,690
还是说打个3万 2万的

1363
00:53:55,690 --> 00:53:57,490
然后一下就能借走20多万了

1364
00:53:57,490 --> 00:53:59,710
这已经不是女主播的问题了

1365
00:53:59,710 --> 00:54:02,170
这是这是作为作为一个社会身份

1366
00:54:02,170 --> 00:54:05,880
作为一个人类属性里面脑子有点问题了吧

1367
00:54:06,279 --> 00:54:08,600
这个脑子有点小问题吧

1368
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:10,960
你打到榜一了

1369
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:13,150
好想程度肯定好骗啊

1370
00:54:13,150 --> 00:54:14,260
什么情况

1371
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:16,620
很多人贪小便宜

1372
00:54:16,620 --> 00:54:18,920
这这有啥能贪到的呀

1373
00:54:20,379 --> 00:54:24,659
你要看看完了大头看完了就这个没了

1374
00:54:24,659 --> 00:54:27,539
就这个你想听主播啊

1375
00:54:27,539 --> 00:54:29,099
哈啊哈不行

1376
00:54:29,099 --> 00:54:30,719
你去看歌贴呀

1377
00:54:30,719 --> 00:54:34,700
我在直播间唱那个一次唱那玩意一次

1378
00:54:34,700 --> 00:54:37,640
已经有人说主播吸动物园毒血

1379
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:39,650
动物园跟主播打了一分钱吗

1380
00:54:39,650 --> 00:54:42,630
主播天天天天吸动物园血包

1381
00:54:42,630 --> 00:54:46,050
真的有的时候我我我自己又混动物园

1382
00:54:46,050 --> 00:54:48,030
我又觉得有些人那个优越感

1383
00:54:48,030 --> 00:54:49,410
真的都漫出来味儿了

1384
00:54:49,410 --> 00:54:52,139
自己嘴上说圈子小啊

1385
00:54:52,139 --> 00:54:53,279
什么不是正的

1386
00:54:53,279 --> 00:54:54,239
不是主流的

1387
00:54:54,239 --> 00:54:56,700
然后那个下三路的没意思

1388
00:54:56,700 --> 00:54:57,540
之后吧

1389
00:54:57,540 --> 00:54:58,860
就是一有主播

1390
00:54:58,860 --> 00:55:00,920
然后稍微凉一点

1391
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:03,170
然后就说哎呀蹭我们动物园热度

1392
00:55:03,170 --> 00:55:05,560
主播会开始在动物园吸血啦

1393
00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:07,570
然后骗我们动物园哥们的米

1394
00:55:07,570 --> 00:55:10,030
那主播不用骗大家的米

1395
00:55:10,030 --> 00:55:11,420
也活的好好的

1396
00:55:11,420 --> 00:55:14,290
而且真的动物园动员动员

1397
00:55:14,290 --> 00:55:17,320
根本也没有什么米能给主播打的呀

1398
00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:21,460
我感觉基本上大家就是玩这个这种颓乐

1399
00:55:21,460 --> 00:55:23,610
哪有人真因为这个去啊

1400
00:55:23,610 --> 00:55:25,400
大把大把的打米啊

1401
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:27,140
你要是真的就是经济

1402
00:55:27,140 --> 00:55:29,420
经济的那个想法那么重的话

1403
00:55:29,420 --> 00:55:31,130
那为啥不叫老头啊

1404
00:55:31,130 --> 00:55:32,570
掉老头多快啊

1405
00:55:32,570 --> 00:55:34,380
就天天惦记这些

1406
00:55:36,220 --> 00:55:37,380
问题是怎么骗

1407
00:55:37,380 --> 00:55:38,550
我也不知道啊

1408
00:55:38,550 --> 00:55:40,380
梦瑶老师成大阴阳师了

1409
00:55:40,380 --> 00:55:43,400
我那个阴阳割昏晓这个奖项取消了大家

1410
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:45,020
我感觉太没米线了

1411
00:55:45,020 --> 00:55:46,460
太太没米线了

1412
00:55:46,460 --> 00:55:49,020
不太行啊

1413
00:55:49,020 --> 00:55:50,400
不说是暖男

1414
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:54,000
估计钱财感情双管齐下一起骗嘛

1415
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:55,140
那也挺烦人的

1416
00:55:55,140 --> 00:55:56,730
利用别人心软是吧

1417
00:55:56,730 --> 00:55:58,410
能借我138吗

1418
00:55:58,410 --> 00:55:59,680
你滚马克头

1419
00:55:59,700 --> 00:56:02,580
之前b站真有观众向主播借钱的

1420
00:56:02,580 --> 00:56:03,660
主播被骗了

1421
00:56:03,660 --> 00:56:07,840
哎呦确实平常你说天天天天相处的人

1422
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:11,280
然后天相处人跟你说生活中有什么困难啊

1423
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:12,060
什么之类的

1424
00:56:12,060 --> 00:56:16,990
那你你你你又不好又不好拒绝了

1425
00:56:16,990 --> 00:56:17,890
你又不想看了

1426
00:56:17,890 --> 00:56:18,910
万一是真的呢对吧

1427
00:56:18,910 --> 00:56:21,340
你不想看人家落入险境

1428
00:56:21,340 --> 00:56:22,569
就这种感觉

1429
00:56:22,569 --> 00:56:24,009
♪ it's good night ♪

1430
00:56:24,009 --> 00:56:28,380
your主播不是整点抽象男孩还是什么对啊

1431
00:56:28,380 --> 00:56:30,840
就找个彩票店富婆cpu不好吗

1432
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:31,740
cpu主播干嘛

1433
00:56:31,740 --> 00:56:35,990
我也不知道人有开价开价的歌曲

1434
00:56:35,990 --> 00:56:38,240
在那个在那个动态里面

1435
00:56:38,240 --> 00:56:39,840
你看一下动态就好了

1436
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:42,750
哥们儿残阳你就取消啊不行

1437
00:56:42,750 --> 00:56:44,970
这这我要是被传出去了

1438
00:56:44,970 --> 00:56:47,610
我设置一个杨洋讲的太怪了

1439
00:56:47,610 --> 00:56:49,070
哈哈哈啊

1440
00:56:49,070 --> 00:56:50,790
我传传那个什么

1441
00:56:50,790 --> 00:56:52,350
我被传出去了

1442
00:56:52,350 --> 00:56:54,450
主播主播设置大阴阳师

1443
00:56:54,450 --> 00:56:56,940
这个这个奖项也太奇怪了

1444
00:56:56,940 --> 00:56:58,860
被人造米线怎么办呀

1445
00:56:58,860 --> 00:57:00,240
拿这个病情娱乐

1446
00:57:00,240 --> 00:57:01,819
那都多寒人呢

1447
00:57:01,819 --> 00:57:04,879
万一你们嗓子都像刀割的一样

1448
00:57:04,879 --> 00:57:09,180
都像那个心如刀割之后之后还坚持着给主播

1449
00:57:09,820 --> 00:57:11,520
给主播唱歌

1450
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:13,920
这恶化病情了怎么办啊

1451
00:57:14,500 --> 00:57:15,820
找人合唱

1452
00:57:15,820 --> 00:57:16,300
一个阴

1453
00:57:16,300 --> 00:57:18,580
一个阳和凯一个奖杯

1454
00:57:18,580 --> 00:57:21,580
你们在这玩那个什么打太极呢是吧

1455
00:57:21,580 --> 00:57:23,580
在这打太极呢

1456
00:57:23,580 --> 00:57:24,760
什么鬼啊

1457
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:28,360
没事还没给你好了

1458
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:30,600
反正已经是大阴阳师了

1459
00:57:31,020 --> 00:57:33,060
那到时候到时候那什么吧

1460
00:57:33,060 --> 00:57:34,320
你去舰长群问问吧

1461
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:38,100
在主播b站动态就有玩主播的b站动态就有了

1462
00:57:38,100 --> 00:57:39,800
你往下翻翻就有了

1463
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:41,180
十条之内就有

1464
00:57:41,180 --> 00:57:47,060
我记得呢嗯我女孩偷偷看你

1465
00:57:47,060 --> 00:57:50,840
♪ 特拉达尼亚和塔利亚耶 ♪

1466
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:55,240
♪ 卡卡塔纳达达利亚 ♪

1467
00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:58,140
你是太亮了

1468
00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:01,570
她他一起他吗

1469
00:58:01,570 --> 00:58:04,240
他的意大利吗

1470
00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:07,140
我们的感情线

1471
00:58:07,180 --> 00:58:07,960
而且

1472
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:12,520
为什么只有机器人大主播的牌子

1473
00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:16,600
因为大家大家呃我也不太清楚诶

1474
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:18,640
我还以为自己自己的投稿呢

1475
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:19,300
在我动态里

1476
00:58:19,300 --> 00:58:20,080
我转发的

1477
00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:21,520
我哪敢切这玩意儿

1478
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:22,240
我切这玩意儿

1479
00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:25,600
我又要被人家说主播血

1480
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:26,860
不要来沾边

1481
00:58:26,860 --> 00:58:28,090
低贱的皮套人

1482
00:58:28,090 --> 00:58:30,400
不要来沾我们高贵的动物园的边

1483
00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:32,320
哎呀又要被这么讲了

1484
00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:33,220
那就这么讲

1485
00:58:33,220 --> 00:58:33,880
不讲不讲

1486
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:35,760
这么讲对吧

1487
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:37,230
你要狠狠的溜

1488
00:58:38,910 --> 00:58:40,770
我可能会有音乐类投稿

1489
00:58:40,770 --> 00:58:41,850
但是音乐类投稿

1490
00:58:41,850 --> 00:58:47,120
可能是可能是那种找人写的纯音乐啊

1491
00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:48,560
但不是我的

1492
00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:49,820
不是我唱的歌

1493
00:58:49,820 --> 00:58:50,360
你知道吗

1494
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:51,860
可能里面有我的声音啊

1495
00:58:51,860 --> 00:58:53,480
有我的人声采样

1496
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:59,439
就那种嗯喵喵这种这种这种人声采样

1497
00:58:59,439 --> 00:59:00,279
然后给人采药

1498
00:59:00,279 --> 00:59:01,179
人家处理一下

1499
00:59:01,179 --> 00:59:02,799
给我加到那个纯音乐里面去

1500
00:59:02,799 --> 00:59:04,010
可能是这样的

1501
00:59:05,070 --> 00:59:06,890
昨天把雷是挂了

1502
00:59:06,890 --> 00:59:09,410
现在贴吧九九加

1503
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:11,390
你怪他干嘛呀

1504
00:59:11,390 --> 00:59:12,440
大家都知道

1505
00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:14,360
那他这有什么稀奇的

1506
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:15,260
把大家叫出来

1507
00:59:15,260 --> 00:59:16,590
就是为了这点事啊

1508
00:59:16,590 --> 00:59:20,190
就这点事这点事有什么好把大家叫出来的必要

1509
00:59:21,390 --> 00:59:22,020
为啥呀

1510
00:59:22,020 --> 00:59:24,240
米洛唱歌挺好听的呀

1511
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:26,470
不知道他们都说我唱歌不好听

1512
00:59:26,470 --> 00:59:30,850
但我也觉得也没有也没有也没有这么难听吧

1513
00:59:33,500 --> 00:59:36,770
ai你愿不ai被删了

1514
00:59:36,770 --> 00:59:40,329
水晶店经验是你爹啊

1515
00:59:40,329 --> 00:59:45,129
贴吧贴吧11 12 13 14级有啥作用啊

1516
00:59:45,129 --> 00:59:46,479
还得是绿牌

1517
00:59:46,479 --> 00:59:47,390
你知道吧

1518
00:59:47,390 --> 00:59:48,650
这个别的不行

1519
00:59:48,650 --> 00:59:49,610
必须得是绿牌

1520
00:59:49,610 --> 00:59:54,730
绿牌绿牌才有那个那个一语爆点的那个力量啊

1521
00:59:54,730 --> 00:59:57,250
你整个黄牌大家都默认黄牌

1522
00:59:57,250 --> 00:59:58,900
说实话一个字都不能信

1523
00:59:58,900 --> 00:59:59,650
没意思

1524
00:59:59,650 --> 01:00:00,610
不好玩

1525
01:00:00,620 --> 01:00:04,270
♪ 我用激起你的样子 ♪

1526
01:00:05,590 --> 01:00:08,100
你要想你唱的比家人好

1527
01:00:09,220 --> 01:00:11,130
那人家有别的能力啊

1528
01:00:11,130 --> 01:00:15,000
所以大家大家可以接受唱歌说可爱可爱

1529
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:15,840
你知道吗

1530
01:00:16,779 --> 01:00:18,279
米耶和艾耶耶

1531
01:00:18,279 --> 01:00:20,379
你们都是嘎吃豆饭的是吧

1532
01:00:20,379 --> 01:00:22,839
平常平常平常都看不出来

1533
01:00:22,839 --> 01:00:25,420
你们你们那个嘎吃主播

1534
01:00:25,420 --> 01:00:28,269
然后一到这种掏牌子的时候

1535
01:00:28,269 --> 01:00:31,569
多里面这些牌子都不知道都是什么情况呀

1536
01:00:31,569 --> 01:00:34,299
艾米烟爱烟烟哎呦

1537
01:00:34,299 --> 01:00:35,850
然后这什么人

1538
01:00:35,954 --> 01:00:41,880
那是我就怕你们哪天掏出来一个结婚的牌子

1539
01:00:41,880 --> 01:00:42,840
卡到20级

1540
01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:44,520
然后天天带着在我面前晃

1541
01:00:44,520 --> 01:00:44,940
哎呦

1542
01:00:44,940 --> 01:00:46,320
那太恶心了

1543
01:00:46,379 --> 01:00:49,379
主播喜欢看超级英雄电影吗

1544
01:00:49,379 --> 01:00:50,579
我回来半年了

1545
01:00:50,579 --> 01:00:52,120
错过了好多

1546
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:54,640
我在这边就开了一个

1547
01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:55,780
就开了一个

1548
01:00:55,780 --> 01:00:59,590
那个好像好像没有在国内的

1549
01:00:59,590 --> 01:01:01,780
国内好像不让不让不让看的

1550
01:01:01,780 --> 01:01:04,650
那个是什么来着

1551
01:01:04,690 --> 01:01:07,170
感冒你怎么每天只打猫啊

1552
01:01:07,170 --> 01:01:08,670
帅猴子每天每天晒猴子

1553
01:01:08,670 --> 01:01:09,150
除了感冒

1554
01:01:09,150 --> 01:01:10,050
什么都不跟我说

1555
01:01:10,050 --> 01:01:10,650
我发现了

1556
01:01:10,650 --> 01:01:12,560
我自从到晚上直播的时候

1557
01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:13,580
他每天都进来打猫

1558
01:01:13,580 --> 01:01:14,720
但是每天什么都不说

1559
01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:18,329
我也不知道为什么你是烟烟传媒的乡村

1560
01:01:18,329 --> 01:01:19,619
我们还有香啊

1561
01:01:19,619 --> 01:01:21,700
哎呀呀

1562
01:01:21,700 --> 01:01:22,240
快没了

1563
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:23,620
只能给二三就可以

1564
01:01:23,620 --> 01:01:24,220
没问题

1565
01:01:24,220 --> 01:01:26,020
明天我就把音乐也改成爱四叶

1566
01:01:26,020 --> 01:01:29,540
让你顶着28级的爱四叶就到处走吧好吧

1567
01:01:29,540 --> 01:01:31,100
主播可以去看看

1568
01:01:31,100 --> 01:01:32,930
黑豹二就给我剧透吗

1569
01:01:32,930 --> 01:01:33,620
好烦啊

1570
01:01:33,620 --> 01:01:35,360
看电影像做听力一样

1571
01:01:36,380 --> 01:01:38,710
看个电影像做听力一样

1572
01:01:38,710 --> 01:01:39,670
好难啊

1573
01:01:39,670 --> 01:01:40,870
好难啊

1574
01:01:40,870 --> 01:01:45,090
真是如此不可及

1575
01:01:47,610 --> 01:01:48,810
如此香儿

1576
01:01:48,810 --> 01:01:49,590
你在啊

1577
01:01:49,590 --> 01:01:50,310
晚上好

1578
01:01:50,310 --> 01:01:50,870
小儿

1579
01:01:51,050 --> 01:01:55,250
我等下再有个半个小时左右

1580
01:01:55,250 --> 01:01:57,010
今天就下班好吧

1581
01:02:00,350 --> 01:02:02,560
逼着删牌子干嘛

1582
01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:03,670
哎呦哎呦

1583
01:02:03,670 --> 01:02:04,150
没有没有

1584
01:02:04,150 --> 01:02:05,900
我开玩笑开玩笑

1585
01:02:05,900 --> 01:02:08,480
我不能随便不能随便改啊

1586
01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:09,860
不能随便改的

1587
01:02:09,860 --> 01:02:11,900
这个牌子是很重要的东西啊

1588
01:02:11,900 --> 01:02:13,440
哈哈哈哈啊

1589
01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:14,520
我扫平了

1590
01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:15,360
我烧屏的

1591
01:02:16,980 --> 01:02:18,060
别走好吗

1592
01:02:18,060 --> 01:02:19,140
别急

1593
01:02:19,999 --> 01:02:21,069
晚上短

1594
01:02:21,069 --> 01:02:22,719
第二天早上就长

1595
01:02:22,719 --> 01:02:29,120
谢谢l o w o l o v o l

1596
01:02:30,160 --> 01:02:31,500
好难念的名字啊

1597
01:02:31,500 --> 01:02:34,020
谢谢谢谢o w o的灯牌

1598
01:02:34,020 --> 01:02:34,980
感谢支持

1599
01:02:36,399 --> 01:02:37,379
晚上好

1600
01:02:37,379 --> 01:02:39,560
大家

1601
01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:45,140
早上你起不来

1602
01:02:45,140 --> 01:02:46,550
你是猪鼻吧

1603
01:02:46,550 --> 01:02:50,250
这么这么我每天播的都挺晚的呀

1604
01:02:50,250 --> 01:02:51,300
九点半了

1605
01:02:51,300 --> 01:02:52,900
正常都该起来了

1606
01:02:52,900 --> 01:02:56,290
主播最近早上早上六点钟就起来干活

1607
01:02:56,290 --> 01:02:57,700
能不能学会主播呀

1608
01:02:57,700 --> 01:02:59,510
虽然主播在加拿大吧

1609
01:02:59,510 --> 01:03:01,100
今天晚上来直播

1610
01:03:01,100 --> 01:03:02,360
我都醒了

1611
01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:04,070
醒了四个小时了

1612
01:03:04,070 --> 01:03:05,710
我才来直播的

1613
01:03:05,710 --> 01:03:07,330
就五六点钟嘛

1614
01:03:08,950 --> 01:03:10,330
可以明天早上有课

1615
01:03:10,330 --> 01:03:12,130
你们不都上网课了吗

1616
01:03:12,130 --> 01:03:14,120
现在你们还没放假呀

1617
01:03:14,120 --> 01:03:16,700
为什么还没发

1618
01:03:17,420 --> 01:03:21,000
我以为所有人都放寒假了呢

1619
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:24,120
不都说那个国内考试都提前了吗

1620
01:03:24,120 --> 01:03:25,590
怎么还上架呀

1621
01:03:25,590 --> 01:03:26,880
我马上回去了

1622
01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:28,200
你说话最好注意点

1623
01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:28,820
怎么着

1624
01:03:28,820 --> 01:03:33,200
知道你你你还能直接来主播后院跟主播battle是吧

1625
01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:35,240
主播不出门不就得了

1626
01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:37,220
这对我来说简简单单啊

1627
01:03:37,220 --> 01:03:38,900
你总不能像那个闪灵一样

1628
01:03:38,900 --> 01:03:39,980
哐哐拿个斧子

1629
01:03:39,980 --> 01:03:41,600
然后帮我把门打开吧

1630
01:03:42,690 --> 01:03:44,850
你总不能把我门砸开吧

1631
01:03:44,850 --> 01:03:48,870
卧槽主播我感觉我要凉了

1632
01:03:48,870 --> 01:03:50,720
你能安慰一下我吗

1633
01:03:50,919 --> 01:03:53,019
别别别别慌张

1634
01:03:53,019 --> 01:03:54,039
别安慰主播

1635
01:03:54,039 --> 01:03:55,629
今天说了说了

1636
01:03:55,629 --> 01:03:57,700
说了太多这种弹幕了

1637
01:03:57,700 --> 01:04:00,040
别别慌张得大家都挺慌的

1638
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:01,420
别慌别慌

1639
01:04:01,420 --> 01:04:04,230
小问题小问题摸摸摸摸

1640
01:04:04,230 --> 01:04:06,870
保持一个良好的心态是快速康复的

1641
01:04:06,870 --> 01:04:09,060
第一段写的轮回城

1642
01:04:09,060 --> 01:04:11,940
脚下功夫不清楚网课呀

1643
01:04:11,940 --> 01:04:14,010
主播不会是不想让我学习吧

1644
01:04:14,010 --> 01:04:16,070
那你没有主播的直播看

1645
01:04:16,070 --> 01:04:18,530
我记得昨天你还在主播的直播间

1646
01:04:18,530 --> 01:04:22,340
说说那个早上有代餐啊

1647
01:04:22,340 --> 01:04:24,880
有代餐不用呃

1648
01:04:24,880 --> 01:04:27,580
这个这个不用明面来直播了

1649
01:04:27,580 --> 01:04:29,720
看别人也能过得很好

1650
01:04:29,740 --> 01:04:31,560
哈哈啊

1651
01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:33,480
不是你是不是你啊

1652
01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:34,560
是不是你说的

1653
01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:38,200
♪ 我来祝二战一击且不接的招 ♪

1654
01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:39,640
能不能有点素质啊

1655
01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:40,300
等等啦

1656
01:04:40,300 --> 01:04:43,910
别在主播直播间爆粗口声

1657
01:04:44,010 --> 01:04:44,870
哎呦不行

1658
01:04:44,870 --> 01:04:45,820
我受不了

1659
01:04:46,220 --> 01:04:46,910
哎

1660
01:04:46,910 --> 01:04:52,100
这个这个这个这个这个这个这谐音好好好

1661
01:04:52,100 --> 01:04:54,380
那什么一笑功德感觉都没了

1662
01:04:54,390 --> 01:04:57,020
♪ 扫堂卖生风卷沙扬尘 ♪

1663
01:04:57,020 --> 01:04:58,190
这是什么歌呀

1664
01:04:58,190 --> 01:05:00,140
谁点的盲龙卧虎呀

1665
01:05:00,140 --> 01:05:00,840
刚才

1666
01:05:03,519 --> 01:05:05,099
是谁点的歌吗

1667
01:05:07,079 --> 01:05:09,400
爷爷一直都是我的代餐

1668
01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:13,460
我能代替谁

1669
01:05:13,460 --> 01:05:15,310
谁又能代替我呢

1670
01:05:15,310 --> 01:05:15,970
不行

1671
01:05:15,970 --> 01:05:17,230
对于我自己来说

1672
01:05:17,230 --> 01:05:18,430
起码对于我自己来说

1673
01:05:18,430 --> 01:05:20,170
我觉得我是个独一无二的人

1674
01:05:20,170 --> 01:05:22,399
不能让人代替我

1675
01:05:22,399 --> 01:05:24,679
ok举报你丢垃圾不分类

1676
01:05:24,679 --> 01:05:26,500
我分的我都分的

1677
01:05:26,939 --> 01:05:29,519
但是我有的时候就是懒得分吧

1678
01:05:29,519 --> 01:05:32,680
我有的时候就看家里面那个垃圾啊

1679
01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:35,980
那个丢那个不可回收的那个额度还够的话

1680
01:05:35,980 --> 01:05:39,340
我就会把一些塑料盒子啊之类的

1681
01:05:39,839 --> 01:05:41,399
我不想我懒得分

1682
01:05:41,399 --> 01:05:42,899
我就把塑料盒子之类的

1683
01:05:42,899 --> 01:05:46,259
打在那个不可回收垃圾的那个包装里面

1684
01:05:46,259 --> 01:05:47,579
再套一个大黑塑料袋

1685
01:05:47,579 --> 01:05:48,820
谁都看不出来

1686
01:05:49,259 --> 01:05:51,419
有的时候就会这样子吧

1687
01:05:51,419 --> 01:05:54,809
但是也也不是一般一般不会这样

1688
01:05:54,809 --> 01:05:56,969
一般只有那个要周末啊

1689
01:05:56,969 --> 01:05:59,189
或者是要期末比较忙的时候

1690
01:05:59,189 --> 01:06:00,660
要考试的时候才这样

1691
01:06:00,660 --> 01:06:05,420
纵容着任性的随阳性丢垃圾不用分了

1692
01:06:05,420 --> 01:06:07,820
阳性阳性直接全丢就可以了

1693
01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:11,739
♪ 不应该太心软 ♪

1694
01:06:11,739 --> 01:06:12,819
♪ 不大胆 ♪

1695
01:06:12,819 --> 01:06:13,959
♪ 太死板 ♪

1696
01:06:13,959 --> 01:06:15,009
♪ 不果断 ♪

1697
01:06:15,009 --> 01:06:18,320
♪ 玩弄着肆无忌惮 ♪

1698
01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:20,660
不应该是代餐

1699
01:06:20,660 --> 01:06:22,960
哪里够正才好哦

1700
01:06:24,880 --> 01:06:25,920
第二针吗

1701
01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:27,660
那你们卖瓶子吗

1702
01:06:27,660 --> 01:06:28,320
能卖吗

1703
01:06:28,320 --> 01:06:29,880
加拿大这边瓶子能卖吗

1704
01:06:29,880 --> 01:06:30,480
能卖的话

1705
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:33,030
我们家可能一个月能有个额外的

1706
01:06:33,030 --> 01:06:35,460
额外的水电费收入吧

1707
01:06:35,460 --> 01:06:37,500
我们盆子超级多

1708
01:06:37,500 --> 01:06:39,300
他们都不烧水了

1709
01:06:39,300 --> 01:06:43,879
他们他们就喝那个就和超市提回来的那种

1710
01:06:43,879 --> 01:06:44,989
一瓶一瓶的水

1711
01:06:44,989 --> 01:06:46,909
喝完一瓶再买一瓶

1712
01:06:46,909 --> 01:06:51,659
再加上那个家里面常备各种各种饮料

1713
01:06:51,659 --> 01:06:53,519
各种调味罐子之类的

1714
01:06:53,519 --> 01:06:55,619
就那个装瓶子的那个垃圾袋

1715
01:06:55,619 --> 01:06:59,120
基本上一个月能买个十十次

1716
01:06:59,120 --> 01:07:01,399
差不多能卖人

1717
01:07:01,399 --> 01:07:02,899
生活附近有没有回收站

1718
01:07:02,899 --> 01:07:05,059
我们附近的回收站只收衣服

1719
01:07:05,059 --> 01:07:07,090
而且还是捐捐献

1720
01:07:07,970 --> 01:07:10,260
上次收拾了一下午

1721
01:07:10,275 --> 01:07:14,160
跟我室友两个人把以前室友的东西卖掉了

1722
01:07:15,419 --> 01:07:16,699
最后给了多少钱

1723
01:07:16,699 --> 01:07:17,899
给了30刀吧

1724
01:07:17,899 --> 01:07:20,359
我们这东西都比30斤都重了

1725
01:07:20,359 --> 01:07:22,939
他才给了30刀

1726
01:07:23,580 --> 01:07:26,000
纵容着喜欢的

1727
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:27,080
讨厌的

1728
01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:28,220
♪ 宠溺的 ♪

1729
01:07:28,220 --> 01:07:31,980
♪ 厌倦的一个个慢慢黯淡 ♪

1730
01:07:31,980 --> 01:07:36,220
纵容着任性的随意的装

1731
01:07:36,220 --> 01:07:40,380
此地轻易的将所有欢脱倾翻

1732
01:07:40,919 --> 01:07:43,409
不应该太心软

1733
01:07:43,409 --> 01:07:44,459
♪ 不大胆 ♪

1734
01:07:44,459 --> 01:07:45,569
♪ 太死板 ♪

1735
01:07:45,569 --> 01:07:46,649
♪ 不果断 ♪

1736
01:07:46,649 --> 01:07:49,579
玩弄着肆无忌惮

1737
01:07:49,579 --> 01:07:52,140
♪ 不一次失去了 ♪

1738
01:07:52,140 --> 01:07:53,250
♪ 死心了 ♪

1739
01:07:53,250 --> 01:07:54,330
♪ 放手了 ♪

1740
01:07:54,330 --> 01:07:55,350
♪ 断念了 ♪

1741
01:07:55,350 --> 01:07:56,760
♪ 无可奈何 ♪

1742
01:07:56,760 --> 01:07:58,960
♪ 不耐烦 ♪

1743
01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:03,340
点歌一只猫

1744
01:08:03,340 --> 01:08:07,759
然后晚安hr快乐星猫

1745
01:08:08,959 --> 01:08:09,799
好的喵

1746
01:08:10,879 --> 01:08:11,539
小肥猫

1747
01:08:11,539 --> 01:08:13,759
晚上好环节

1748
01:08:15,899 --> 01:08:18,199
♪ 也留着你多少 ♪

1749
01:08:18,199 --> 01:08:18,979
我播晚安

1750
01:08:18,979 --> 01:08:20,059
老东西去睡了

1751
01:08:20,059 --> 01:08:20,689
快睡吧

1752
01:08:20,689 --> 01:08:21,739
明天还回来

1753
01:08:22,399 --> 01:08:23,479
明天还要爬上来

1754
01:08:23,479 --> 01:08:25,400
拜拜晚安

1755
01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:27,180
牧羊早点休息

1756
01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:29,100
叫莫阳明啊

1757
01:08:29,100 --> 01:08:30,240
老东西老东西

1758
01:08:30,240 --> 01:08:33,060
你的你的你的天使最没用啦

1759
01:08:34,420 --> 01:08:36,070
也不算很早吧

1760
01:08:36,070 --> 01:08:42,040
嗯你说歌回歌回是开不了的吧

1761
01:08:42,250 --> 01:08:45,730
我得歌回起码得练20首

1762
01:08:45,730 --> 01:08:48,200
起码得练20首

1763
01:08:48,960 --> 01:08:52,160
所以能够不跟伴奏唱的吧

1764
01:08:52,160 --> 01:08:53,480
那也太难了吧

1765
01:08:53,480 --> 01:08:56,060
不是就是能能能跟着伴奏唱下来的

1766
01:08:56,060 --> 01:08:58,279
卧槽这太困难了

1767
01:08:58,279 --> 01:08:59,539
主播一想想

1768
01:08:59,539 --> 01:09:00,739
怕得浑身发抖

1769
01:09:00,739 --> 01:09:01,819
我现在不跟伴奏

1770
01:09:01,819 --> 01:09:02,689
能唱的歌

1771
01:09:02,689 --> 01:09:04,399
一只手都数得过来

1772
01:09:04,409 --> 01:09:06,619
你点的歌发不出去咋办

1773
01:09:06,619 --> 01:09:08,059
那怎么点不了了呀

1774
01:09:08,059 --> 01:09:08,779
那怎么办呢

1775
01:09:08,779 --> 01:09:12,919
这个你谢谢我

1776
01:09:13,939 --> 01:09:20,010
把灯全是我期待你可以一首唱20遍

1777
01:09:20,010 --> 01:09:24,179
我们之间一首歌一首歌天天都唱是没活

1778
01:09:24,179 --> 01:09:26,759
但是一首歌在一场直播里面唱100遍

1779
01:09:26,759 --> 01:09:29,329
这叫什么耐久挑战是吧

1780
01:09:29,329 --> 01:09:32,380
耐久挑战我不知道他们是不是开玩笑

1781
01:09:32,380 --> 01:09:33,640
我真挺喜欢你的声音

1782
01:09:33,640 --> 01:09:34,840
我也挺喜欢的

1783
01:09:34,840 --> 01:09:38,650
所以所以就是不要在意nt的攻击啊

1784
01:09:38,650 --> 01:09:39,670
我现在早晚有一天

1785
01:09:39,670 --> 01:09:42,910
不能不能天天这么这么这么这么攻击我

1786
01:09:42,910 --> 01:09:44,170
人家这个正常

1787
01:09:44,170 --> 01:09:45,310
本来想进主播的

1788
01:09:45,310 --> 01:09:45,970
一看弹幕

1789
01:09:45,970 --> 01:09:47,590
这鬼样子都被吓跑了

1790
01:09:47,590 --> 01:09:48,190
怎么办

1791
01:09:48,190 --> 01:09:49,990
不能天天这么攻击我啊

1792
01:09:49,990 --> 01:09:50,830
差不多得了

1793
01:09:50,830 --> 01:09:51,500
大家

1794
01:09:54,279 --> 01:09:56,459
动物园歌回不能再开

1795
01:09:56,459 --> 01:10:00,839
动物园歌回了老开这个老开这个会会出问题的

1796
01:10:00,839 --> 01:10:02,699
主播会动物园歌也没有那么多

1797
01:10:02,699 --> 01:10:04,910
哎就三四十首吧

1798
01:10:04,910 --> 01:10:07,010
就三四十首唱完就没回来

1799
01:10:07,010 --> 01:10:08,540
都给大家唱过了

1800
01:10:08,780 --> 01:10:11,060
对这叫绝活哥呀

1801
01:10:11,060 --> 01:10:12,820
快乐星猫百首连唱

1802
01:10:12,820 --> 01:10:14,800
成为世界上最快乐的猫吧

1803
01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:17,140
摸一摸1q开心

1804
01:10:17,140 --> 01:10:19,740
我的摸一摸1q怎么这么硬

1805
01:10:19,800 --> 01:10:22,889
♪ 我是一只猫 ♪

1806
01:10:23,709 --> 01:10:25,739
快乐的星猫

1807
01:10:25,739 --> 01:10:29,640
♪ 周围冒气泡 ♪

1808
01:10:29,680 --> 01:10:31,770
音乐的符号

1809
01:10:31,770 --> 01:10:34,799
我是一只猫

1810
01:10:35,619 --> 01:10:37,799
带给你热闹

1811
01:10:37,799 --> 01:10:40,820
一起来舞蹈

1812
01:10:41,640 --> 01:10:43,520
你快乐就好

1813
01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:48,939
我的身体摇摇

1814
01:10:48,939 --> 01:10:51,870
嘴巴翘翘

1815
01:10:52,150 --> 01:10:54,930
我是快乐星猫

1816
01:10:54,930 --> 01:10:57,480
不睡懒觉

1817
01:10:57,480 --> 01:11:00,570
身边阳光围绕

1818
01:11:00,570 --> 01:11:03,880
闻到快乐的味道

1819
01:11:04,100 --> 01:11:06,650
一起大声叫

1820
01:11:06,650 --> 01:11:08,570
喵喵喵呜

1821
01:11:10,370 --> 01:11:14,940
我的耳朵听到你的心跳

1822
01:11:16,380 --> 01:11:18,960
♪ 请你给我拥抱 ♪

1823
01:11:18,960 --> 01:11:22,320
心是城堡舞台

1824
01:11:22,320 --> 01:11:24,570
♪ 星光闪耀 ♪

1825
01:11:24,570 --> 01:11:27,280
我们唱唱又跳跳

1826
01:11:28,160 --> 01:11:32,060
一起大声叫喵喵鸟

1827
01:11:33,620 --> 01:11:37,200
♪ 我是一只猫 ♪

1828
01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:39,270
快乐的星猫

1829
01:11:39,270 --> 01:11:43,120
♪ 周围冒气泡 ♪

1830
01:11:43,160 --> 01:11:45,280
音乐的符号

1831
01:11:45,280 --> 01:11:47,980
我是一一只猫

1832
01:11:49,360 --> 01:11:51,250
带给你热闹

1833
01:11:51,250 --> 01:11:54,440
一起来舞蹈

1834
01:11:55,140 --> 01:11:56,960
你快乐就好

1835
01:11:59,540 --> 01:12:02,280
这玩意是不冲突的呀

1836
01:12:02,280 --> 01:12:06,350
你怎么你去帮我问职业队有没有青训

1837
01:12:06,350 --> 01:12:08,060
我说我是打中单的

1838
01:12:08,060 --> 01:12:10,590
人家非说我不会打上单

1839
01:12:10,590 --> 01:12:11,760
所以不看我

1840
01:12:11,760 --> 01:12:14,320
这只是一个理由而已

1841
01:12:14,320 --> 01:12:17,800
那人是有自己的位置跟自己的分工的

1842
01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:19,360
不能因为打不了上单

1843
01:12:19,360 --> 01:12:20,860
我就不能打职业吧

1844
01:12:20,860 --> 01:12:22,840
兄弟们点日文的话

1845
01:12:22,840 --> 01:12:23,440
我点不了

1846
01:12:23,440 --> 01:12:23,920
因为

1847
01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:29,120
♪ 我是一只猫 ♪

1848
01:12:29,700 --> 01:12:31,820
下次谁呢

1849
01:12:31,820 --> 01:12:34,460
♪ 我自信自豪 ♪

1850
01:12:35,900 --> 01:12:37,630
还有点骄傲

1851
01:12:37,630 --> 01:12:43,770
我是一只猫的声音呢

1852
01:12:43,770 --> 01:12:47,460
快乐没烦恼

1853
01:12:47,680 --> 01:12:49,770
永远不会绕

1854
01:12:49,770 --> 01:12:52,500
♪ 我是一只猫 ♪

1855
01:12:53,820 --> 01:12:56,020
快乐的星猫

1856
01:12:56,020 --> 01:12:59,540
♪ 周围冒气泡 ♪

1857
01:12:59,640 --> 01:13:01,490
音乐的符号

1858
01:13:01,490 --> 01:13:04,460
我是一只猫

1859
01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:07,960
♪ 带给你热闹 ♪

1860
01:13:07,960 --> 01:13:11,640
♪ 一起来舞蹈 ♪

1861
01:13:11,680 --> 01:13:13,500
♪ 你快乐就好 ♪

1862
01:13:15,540 --> 01:13:18,939
啊啊可以专精一个位置

1863
01:13:18,939 --> 01:13:20,079
但都要会员

1864
01:13:20,079 --> 01:13:22,250
那这主播可能打不了职业了

1865
01:13:22,250 --> 01:13:23,820
可能不太行

1866
01:13:23,900 --> 01:13:25,580
哎呦米娅

1867
01:13:25,580 --> 01:13:27,740
我暂时没米上舰没关系

1868
01:13:27,740 --> 01:13:28,760
不要担心

1869
01:13:28,760 --> 01:13:30,560
生活最重要捏

1870
01:13:30,760 --> 01:13:33,920
没事没事摸摸摸摸

1871
01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:35,760
辛苦啦

1872
01:13:38,280 --> 01:13:39,360
今天状态不好

1873
01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:40,200
早点走了

1874
01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:43,420
大家打野不一定会打线上

1875
01:13:43,420 --> 01:13:44,980
绝活哥懂不懂

1876
01:13:44,980 --> 01:13:46,030
绝活哥呀

1877
01:13:46,030 --> 01:13:47,200
总不绝活哥

1878
01:13:47,200 --> 01:13:50,620
让绝活玩着玩着一次次陷入困境了

1879
01:13:50,620 --> 01:13:51,460
陷入混沌了

1880
01:13:51,460 --> 01:13:52,860
绝活都打不明白了

1881
01:13:52,860 --> 01:13:54,780
是时候是时候休息1年

1882
01:13:54,780 --> 01:13:55,500
然后回来

1883
01:13:55,500 --> 01:13:57,540
大家明天去深圳网吧打工啊

1884
01:13:57,540 --> 01:13:58,480
后天歇后

1885
01:13:58,480 --> 01:14:01,660
美丽的这个网吧老板娘大后天结婚了

1886
01:14:01,660 --> 01:14:03,200
忘记这个自己

1887
01:14:03,200 --> 01:14:05,660
他自己自己还立下了誓言啊

1888
01:14:05,660 --> 01:14:08,780
嗯因为会有换线之类的战术

1889
01:14:08,780 --> 01:14:09,380
这样子吗

1890
01:14:09,380 --> 01:14:15,460
很像是做喂我right away

1891
01:14:16,540 --> 01:14:20,380
难怪掉到床下面去打野

1892
01:14:20,380 --> 01:14:23,660
不用看他打的话

1893
01:14:23,660 --> 01:14:25,760
他也不是专门赚钱的呀

1894
01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:27,340
你只能卡在这里了

1895
01:14:27,340 --> 01:14:29,620
那有多少人能有突破呢

1896
01:14:29,620 --> 01:14:33,740
大家就就主播现在这个情况往哪突破了

1897
01:14:33,740 --> 01:14:35,340
不知道往哪突破了

1898
01:14:37,660 --> 01:14:41,400
直播强度往上上上强度一天六个小时

1899
01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:43,180
也播过切片

1900
01:14:43,180 --> 01:14:46,210
一周十天出五个视频

1901
01:14:46,210 --> 01:14:52,800
有试过玩了这个主播为数不多的经历

1902
01:14:52,800 --> 01:15:02,360
已经能想的办法都在笑了呀

1903
01:15:02,360 --> 01:15:05,060
shining bright like a diamond

1904
01:15:05,060 --> 01:15:06,860
♪ shining bright like a diamera ♪

1905
01:15:06,860 --> 01:15:10,940
♪ beautiful sky ♪

1906
01:15:10,940 --> 01:15:11,840
欢迎花花

1907
01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:12,770
晚上好

1908
01:15:12,770 --> 01:15:13,400
晚上好

1909
01:15:13,400 --> 01:15:15,120
99k嗯

1910
01:15:16,780 --> 01:15:19,980
打野要看着那个打野的走位

1911
01:15:19,980 --> 01:15:21,960
主播就是那个被锤的离谱的

1912
01:15:21,960 --> 01:15:22,920
你也烧起来了

1913
01:15:22,920 --> 01:15:25,910
你为什么这么兴奋啊

1914
01:15:25,910 --> 01:15:28,580
为什么看起来这么兴奋啊

1915
01:15:28,635 --> 01:15:30,260
什么情况啊

1916
01:15:31,880 --> 01:15:33,080
很期待是吧

1917
01:15:33,080 --> 01:15:35,660
很很很很高兴很喜欢

1918
01:15:35,660 --> 01:15:36,990
不会吧

1919
01:15:42,480 --> 01:15:49,400
♪ the ones we wi we're beautiful ♪

1920
01:15:49,400 --> 01:15:52,460
♪ like diamonds in the sky ♪

1921
01:16:00,100 --> 01:16:03,880
如果你不想跟主播合唱的话

1922
01:16:03,880 --> 01:16:06,820
那么不是炸弹的歌都可以

1923
01:16:06,820 --> 01:16:07,940
生日快乐

1924
01:16:13,560 --> 01:16:15,120
生日快乐

1925
01:16:15,120 --> 01:16:17,520
花花的生日

1926
01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:20,620
不知道野区消炎吗

1927
01:16:20,620 --> 01:16:22,240
主播只能当5p消炎了

1928
01:16:22,240 --> 01:16:24,700
5p消炎不是不是那个谁吗

1929
01:16:25,280 --> 01:16:29,749
5p的消炎不是那个那个那个我会努力

1930
01:16:29,749 --> 01:16:31,609
不会让你对自己的决定

1931
01:16:31,609 --> 01:16:33,109
希望不是这个吗

1932
01:16:33,109 --> 01:16:36,520
能给主播合唱单相思吗

1933
01:16:36,520 --> 01:16:39,490
如果你觉得主播能唱得出来

1934
01:16:39,490 --> 01:16:40,780
也不是不行

1935
01:16:40,780 --> 01:16:42,100
就是也不是不行

1936
01:16:42,100 --> 01:16:43,080
也可以

1937
01:16:46,240 --> 01:16:51,150
主播主播今天的营收还没到两位数的

1938
01:16:51,150 --> 01:16:54,300
应该还没赚到十块钱呢

1939
01:16:54,300 --> 01:16:56,000
主播过锤子生日

1940
01:17:01,140 --> 01:17:03,800
还是是花花的生日吗

1941
01:17:03,800 --> 01:17:09,540
嗯他怎么给帽子戴上

1942
01:17:12,640 --> 01:17:16,679
其他的时候做生日快乐天的成效啊

1943
01:17:16,679 --> 01:17:17,399
我看到了

1944
01:17:17,399 --> 01:17:18,419
我知道了没

1945
01:17:18,419 --> 01:17:18,719
有

1946
01:17:18,719 --> 01:17:22,019
那个那个那个那个那个弹幕是有时比较好的

1947
01:17:22,019 --> 01:17:26,800
那个时候啊听的我好像学过这个

1948
01:17:26,800 --> 01:17:30,510
我当时还给一个啊女孩子唱过这首歌知道

1949
01:17:30,510 --> 01:17:33,210
但是那个口音我就不拿出来给大家唱了

1950
01:17:33,210 --> 01:17:35,320
哎呦我的天呐

1951
01:17:35,320 --> 01:17:38,620
谢谢塔塔开小花

1952
01:17:38,620 --> 01:17:40,540
谢谢阿姨的圣诞精灵了

1953
01:17:40,540 --> 01:17:42,040
谢谢可乐版的小花和豆花

1954
01:17:42,040 --> 01:17:43,180
豆的小花捏

1955
01:17:58,340 --> 01:18:01,530
大概是3年2年之前啊

1956
01:18:01,530 --> 01:18:03,990
主播很认真的学过这首歌呀

1957
01:18:03,990 --> 01:18:05,900
但是效果不佳

1958
01:18:05,975 --> 01:18:07,940
主播居然会唱这首歌

1959
01:18:07,940 --> 01:18:08,930
挺火的呀

1960
01:18:08,930 --> 01:18:10,220
当时不是很火吗

1961
01:18:10,220 --> 01:18:13,200
我记得就好火好火呀

1962
01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:21,060
现在已经很久都没有讲过话

1963
01:18:21,070 --> 01:18:23,710
哎已经好久都没有讲过话了

1964
01:18:23,710 --> 01:18:27,190
所以说我也是这样子的

1965
01:18:28,300 --> 01:18:32,820
主播也是六边形无死角的左边战神捏

1966
01:18:32,860 --> 01:18:35,400
♪ in ortia ♪

1967
01:18:35,400 --> 01:18:37,060
♪ i wish i could pretend ♪

1968
01:18:37,060 --> 01:18:39,520
♪ i didn't need you ♪

1969
01:18:39,520 --> 01:18:42,100
♪ but everytime cha la la l ♪

1970
01:18:42,110 --> 01:18:46,560
it's true la la la

1971
01:18:46,560 --> 01:18:48,420
不行啊

1972
01:18:48,420 --> 01:18:50,730
主播不跟你合唱情歌呀

1973
01:18:50,730 --> 01:18:53,100
就是如果你想跟我合唱的话

1974
01:18:53,100 --> 01:18:55,660
第一是嗯

1975
01:18:57,460 --> 01:19:01,980
你可以直接拿着这首歌的名字来跟我确认一下

1976
01:19:01,980 --> 01:19:07,559
第二就是跟我合唱的这个这个这个歌手呢

1977
01:19:08,919 --> 01:19:11,459
主播不保证能唱在调上

1978
01:19:12,479 --> 01:19:15,730
然后什么吉祥三宝给我留一些

1979
01:19:15,730 --> 01:19:18,130
什么那个阿哈之类的

1980
01:19:18,130 --> 01:19:22,540
这些或者是什么那个爸爸诶这些的不可以啊

1981
01:19:22,540 --> 01:19:23,920
这种部分不可以啊

1982
01:19:23,920 --> 01:19:28,060
还有什么全是爱这种什么什么之类的啊

1983
01:19:28,060 --> 01:19:29,900
这个这个都不行啊

1984
01:19:29,900 --> 01:19:31,460
唱点正常的吧

1985
01:19:31,460 --> 01:19:33,440
唱情歌对唱的那种

1986
01:19:33,440 --> 01:19:35,200
还有那个什么来着

1987
01:19:38,660 --> 01:19:39,700
算了算了

1988
01:19:39,700 --> 01:19:41,560
大家想跟我合唱的

1989
01:19:41,560 --> 01:19:44,620
还是给我发私信给我

1990
01:19:44,620 --> 01:19:47,260
看看你的那个歌名吧

1991
01:19:47,260 --> 01:19:47,920
走吧

1992
01:19:47,920 --> 01:19:49,240
别占我便宜啊

1993
01:19:49,240 --> 01:19:50,380
这不可以占我便宜

1994
01:19:50,380 --> 01:19:51,800
趁机占我便宜的话

1995
01:19:51,800 --> 01:19:53,180
你会被主播取消

1996
01:19:53,180 --> 01:19:56,559
参与最难听讲的那个比赛资格的

1997
01:19:56,559 --> 01:20:03,920
哈哈不可以占我便宜啊

1998
01:20:06,660 --> 01:20:11,780
你的意思是这两首歌的歌手当时在弹

1999
01:20:13,040 --> 01:20:14,590
他俩在谈恋爱呀

2000
01:20:14,590 --> 01:20:17,280
怪不得唱这首歌这么有感觉的哦

2001
01:20:19,360 --> 01:20:21,420
哦我去看那个演唱会

2002
01:20:21,420 --> 01:20:24,300
我去看过那个那个你们都听过

2003
01:20:24,300 --> 01:20:27,080
那个嘿耶是什么什么

2004
01:20:27,080 --> 01:20:29,660
那个那个那个唱这首歌的那个艾薇儿

2005
01:20:29,660 --> 01:20:30,920
是不是艾薇儿来着

2006
01:20:30,920 --> 01:20:32,960
我去看艾薇儿演唱会的时候

2007
01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:38,400
她带着自己的小男友在台上一起表演

2008
01:20:38,720 --> 01:20:40,310
两边又对唱

2009
01:20:40,310 --> 01:20:42,840
然后最后唱完了歌之后

2010
01:20:43,080 --> 01:20:44,700
还拉着手亲亲

2011
01:20:44,700 --> 01:20:45,000
我

2012
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:45,450
操

2013
01:20:45,450 --> 01:20:47,360
给主播都看傻了

2014
01:20:49,760 --> 01:20:51,940
可以故意让主播占便宜吗

2015
01:20:51,940 --> 01:20:52,540
不可以啊

2016
01:20:52,540 --> 01:20:53,740
主播也不想占你便宜

2017
01:20:53,740 --> 01:20:55,210
主播对你没有兴趣

2018
01:20:55,210 --> 01:20:57,300
主播对你没有兴趣捏

2019
01:20:57,920 --> 01:20:59,140
现在分了吗

2020
01:20:59,140 --> 01:21:00,070
不知道人

2021
01:21:00,070 --> 01:21:01,150
那就分了

2022
01:21:01,150 --> 01:21:02,590
挺尴尬的是吧

2023
01:21:04,570 --> 01:21:05,890
主播能打钻石

2024
01:21:05,890 --> 01:21:06,430
我也不知道

2025
01:21:06,430 --> 01:21:07,570
反正打谁都是输

2026
01:21:07,570 --> 01:21:16,639
嗯今天没有赢过你

2027
01:21:16,639 --> 01:21:22,639
还欠几首点的歌吧

2028
01:21:23,969 --> 01:21:25,169
好像头晕了

2029
01:21:25,169 --> 01:21:26,819
大家头晕了

2030
01:21:26,819 --> 01:21:28,340
下播了

2031
01:21:28,340 --> 01:21:29,540
you walked in on the key

2032
01:21:29,540 --> 01:21:31,160
hope is fair right from the truth

2033
01:21:31,160 --> 01:21:32,600
♪ but it's already here rose ♪

2034
01:21:32,600 --> 01:21:34,980
♪ man rides on low tify bone like ♪

2035
01:21:37,260 --> 01:21:38,220
等下播我

2036
01:21:38,220 --> 01:21:39,480
我那什么

2037
01:21:39,480 --> 01:21:43,679
我得我得那个把这个窗户开一段

2038
01:21:43,679 --> 01:21:45,119
然后我人出门吧

2039
01:21:47,399 --> 01:21:48,800
在家里面呆着

2040
01:21:48,800 --> 01:21:51,160
头晕脑胀的

2041
01:21:58,469 --> 01:21:59,249
谢谢头条

2042
01:21:59,249 --> 01:22:01,259
开合花送的小花呢

2043
01:22:01,259 --> 01:22:02,230
还是战斗

2044
01:22:02,230 --> 01:22:03,550
我今天把歌放下

2045
01:22:03,550 --> 01:22:05,440
谢莹的身在江边上

2046
01:22:05,440 --> 01:22:06,250
什么呀

2047
01:22:06,250 --> 01:22:06,940
什么歌

2048
01:22:06,940 --> 01:22:08,240
难受难受

2049
01:22:14,200 --> 01:22:15,820
♪ stay foeta cry ♪

2050
01:22:15,820 --> 01:22:16,960
♪ every time they open ♪

2051
01:22:16,960 --> 01:22:17,620
♪ you got a clap ♪

2052
01:22:17,620 --> 01:22:18,879
real high when a rob

2053
01:22:20,179 --> 01:22:21,680
哥哥不好

2054
01:22:21,680 --> 01:22:22,700
哎呦

2055
01:22:22,700 --> 01:22:24,140
我状态也不好

2056
01:22:24,140 --> 01:22:25,640
那个电量条可短了

2057
01:22:25,640 --> 01:22:28,100
状态好的时候就播三个小时

2058
01:22:28,100 --> 01:22:29,720
状态就没什么差别

2059
01:22:29,720 --> 01:22:32,000
但是我状态也不好的时候

2060
01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:40,000
那个电量条一个小时就烧完了

2061
01:22:40,100 --> 01:22:44,110
主播把今天的点歌放在要么就上手了

2062
01:22:44,110 --> 01:22:44,920
得改人脸

2063
01:22:44,920 --> 01:22:46,780
改谁带牌的

2064
01:22:46,780 --> 01:22:47,680
烧零是吧

2065
01:22:51,980 --> 01:22:53,299
做梦是吧

2066
01:22:59,200 --> 01:23:01,440
♪ dance for yourself for me ♪

2067
01:23:01,440 --> 01:23:03,270
♪ i want to the way ♪

2068
01:23:03,270 --> 01:23:06,860
♪ even if though you just seem to you ♪

2069
01:23:26,680 --> 01:23:27,460
下播了

2070
01:23:27,460 --> 01:23:30,280
公子抽抽啊

2071
01:23:30,280 --> 01:23:31,980
小天晚上好

2072
01:23:31,980 --> 01:23:35,610
♪ so you keep the testing it ♪

2073
01:23:35,610 --> 01:23:36,520
♪ okay ♪

2074
01:23:36,520 --> 01:23:40,330
♪ just the wall for it ♪

2075
01:23:40,330 --> 01:23:41,100
♪ you ♪

2076
01:23:41,100 --> 01:23:43,200
对圣诞限时的

2077
01:23:43,200 --> 01:23:44,520
但是不是最终的

2078
01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:46,320
就是今天可能用个一天吧

2079
01:23:46,320 --> 01:23:48,980
明天可能也用了一天

2080
01:23:49,200 --> 01:23:50,180
别走好吗

2081
01:23:50,180 --> 01:23:52,640
真走了真走了

2082
01:24:21,380 --> 01:24:24,910
♪ 已经为了变得更好 ♪

2083
01:24:24,910 --> 01:24:27,460
♪ 去掉锋芒 ♪

2084
01:24:27,460 --> 01:24:30,790
真的让大家明天早上见吧

2085
01:24:30,790 --> 01:24:35,960
成了你的对象

2086
01:24:37,360 --> 01:24:41,720
♪ 电话约在从前约会的地方 ♪

2087
01:24:41,720 --> 01:24:44,120
♪ 要陪你唱个成分 ♪

2088
01:24:44,120 --> 01:24:49,280
我就不

2089
01:24:50,760 --> 01:24:52,220
明天有早场

2090
01:24:52,220 --> 01:24:53,930
我今天晚上播这么短

2091
01:24:53,930 --> 01:24:55,340
明天再不播早场

2092
01:24:55,340 --> 01:24:58,460
我播的太混了吧

2093
01:24:58,460 --> 01:24:59,840
那也太混了吧

2094
01:24:59,840 --> 01:25:01,160
不太行吧

2095
01:25:01,160 --> 01:25:04,320
♪ 喝了几杯酒了几 ♪

2096
01:25:09,340 --> 01:25:10,950
♪ 想去安慰 ♪

2097
01:25:10,950 --> 01:25:14,480
却不知这个月播了66个小时

2098
01:25:14,480 --> 01:25:16,100
还挺干的嘛

2099
01:25:17,960 --> 01:25:21,499
我马上就睡觉的猫猫喵嗯好

2100
01:25:21,499 --> 01:25:23,320
你还打游戏哦

2101
01:25:24,380 --> 01:25:25,990
♪ 戒了烟 ♪

2102
01:25:25,990 --> 01:25:28,210
♪ 我不习惯 ♪

2103
01:25:28,210 --> 01:25:30,040
♪ 没有你 ♪

2104
01:25:30,040 --> 01:25:36,440
♪ 我怎马关了3年零一个礼拜 ♪

2105
01:25:36,440 --> 01:25:40,220
♪ 还学会天猫人呢 ♪

2106
01:25:40,220 --> 01:25:43,460
♪ 你给过我的伤 ♪

2107
01:25:43,460 --> 01:25:48,500
♪ 还是没有一句责怪 ♪

2108
01:25:48,500 --> 01:25:49,970
♪ 戒了烟 ♪

2109
01:25:49,970 --> 01:25:51,950
♪ 染上悲伤 ♪

2110
01:25:51,950 --> 01:25:55,170
♪ 我也不想 ♪

2111
01:25:55,170 --> 01:26:01,080
我也不想跟大家一定走吧

2112
01:26:01,080 --> 01:26:04,470
大家然后因为这个这个背景的人员啊

2113
01:26:04,470 --> 01:26:07,660
感觉转都不能从右边飞走了

2114
01:26:07,660 --> 01:26:15,710
应该这次应该从左边过得还算幸福美满

2115
01:26:15,710 --> 01:26:17,900
今天竟然倒地就走了吧

2116
01:26:17,900 --> 01:26:19,670
太多了

2117
01:26:21,410 --> 01:26:22,850
人比较晕

2118
01:26:22,850 --> 01:26:24,500
在路里的心

2119
01:26:24,500 --> 01:26:26,180
然后谢谢大家的礼物

2120
01:26:26,180 --> 01:26:26,600
感谢支持

2121
01:26:26,600 --> 01:26:28,040
我会找你留个动

2122
01:26:29,840 --> 01:26:31,880
听你说晚安

2123
01:26:31,880 --> 01:26:39,269
♪ 喵头发我得到了惩罚 ♪

2124
01:26:40,420 --> 01:26:42,000
♪ 戒了烟 ♪

2125
01:26:42,000 --> 01:26:44,220
♪ 我不习惯 ♪

2126
01:26:44,220 --> 01:26:45,960
♪ 没有你 ♪

2127
01:26:45,960 --> 01:26:48,300
♪ 我怎么办 ♪

2128
01:26:48,300 --> 01:26:56,230
♪ 3年零一个礼拜才学会怎么忍耐 ♪

2129
01:26:56,230 --> 01:27:04,230
♪ 你给过我的伤害是没有一句责怪 ♪

2130
01:27:04,230 --> 01:27:05,990
♪ 却戒了烟 ♪

2131
01:27:05,990 --> 01:27:08,240
♪ 染上悲伤 ♪

2132
01:27:08,240 --> 01:27:12,000
♪ 我也不想 ♪

2133
01:27:16,360 --> 01:27:23,900
♪ 我也不想啊啊 ♪

2134
01:27:23,900 --> 01:27:29,960
♪ 我舍得不舍 ♪

2135
01:27:29,960 --> 01:27:31,340
好

2136
01:27:35,720 --> 01:27:36,500
困呐

2137
01:27:44,420 --> 01:27:45,970
♪ 戒了烟 ♪

2138
01:27:45,970 --> 01:27:48,190
♪ 我不习惯 ♪

2139
01:27:48,190 --> 01:27:52,360
♪ 没有你我怎么办 ♪

2140
01:27:52,360 --> 01:27:59,760
深渊里一会怎么走

2141
01:27:59,760 --> 01:28:02,160
发了太大的心理了

2142
01:28:02,160 --> 01:28:03,150
反而影响

2143
01:28:03,150 --> 01:28:06,480
只不过真的哎呦

2144
01:28:06,480 --> 01:28:07,950
后勤做好

2145
01:28:07,950 --> 01:28:12,120
怎么怎么就先来后前一期

2146
01:28:12,120 --> 01:28:15,900
然后直播好像也大家也不开心

2147
01:28:15,900 --> 01:28:17,660
嗯好难呐

2148
01:28:19,380 --> 01:28:22,240
那差不多上大完事之后

2149
01:28:22,240 --> 01:28:25,420
那就比较麻烦的事情就结束了

2150
01:28:25,420 --> 01:28:27,820
大家可以好好的休息

2151
01:28:29,620 --> 01:28:35,239
拜拜喵喵