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♪ 脱掉脱掉了哈吉马 ♪

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♪ 大一顿几个分 ♪

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♪ 我1亿万钱 ♪

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♪ 这么美哦 ♪

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♪ 奔跑骑马 ♪

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♪ 在我的梦里的 ♪

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♪ 我听我的声音特别难听 ♪

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♪ 是你的自己 ♪

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♪ 那么忘记你的双眼 ♪

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♪ 我怎么没看到卡西米托米奈 ♪

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♪ 欧亚特马达和马达西格玛 ♪

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12月光花和花花是一个感情

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唱的歌我都忘了

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怎么唱早啊啊啊

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我两天没说话了

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不是很会说话了

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大家对不起

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不太会讲话

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谢谢不像伞兵的两个打call啊

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感谢支持了

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♪ 我的赞美 ♪

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♪ 那么西北有大巴请你call me night ♪

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♪ 1818811起一个大 ♪

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♪ 不是我是主要一直拍到的黑猫猫 ♪

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♪ 你拿不起放一起 ♪

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每天有飞机哟

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真听不到呀

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啊真听不到吗

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嗯听不到啊

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真听不到吗

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我也我也hello

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♪ 大小的玛莎好呀 ♪

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可爱的

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人啊震了震了没

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人震了震了诶

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♪ 嘿嘿哎呀哦喂 ♪

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真听不到呀

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他骗我

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嗯哼

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行啦行啦

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早上好

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哎哟一天没直播

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感觉为什么总觉得哎呦

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我这边一放假

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我就可焦虑了

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你知道吗

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因为平常正常我开门个两三分钟

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那可能有有有三四十人在看我

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但是只要我放一天假

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然后我第二天马上要来人就要转

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你知道吗啊

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为什么呢

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为什么呢

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大家大家一天不看我就就忘了我啦

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这怎么我们之间的情感就这么脆弱呀

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哎呦你昨天不是放了一天假吗

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好紧张啊

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大家我好紧张啊

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打包你是谁

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为什么出现在我主页

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我是你唉

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你是我爹

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我是你

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500年前呃

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路过路边捡到了一只小猫

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这辈子化身成你的女儿来报恩了

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我是小妖精森

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不太会说话呀

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大家今天那个脑子啊

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好久没听我的垃圾麦

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有点不适应啊

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行吧

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呃500先想想你是谁

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我是500年前被一些人捡到了一只小猫啊

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啊确实有种你是谁的感觉

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我都不会说话了

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不是我不是跟大家说过

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我讲英语的嗓子跟那个什么

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跟那个讲中文的嗓子不一样吗

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所以我只要说了一整天英语

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然后又不跟任何就是国人说出中国话交流

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我的嗓子就不一样

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你知道吗

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什么牛津的offer好友善啊

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恭喜啊

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对了恭喜这些哦

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我昨天昨天看到了

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怎么可以说不行不行不行

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说英语说英语会配合的不行不行

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我说英语那个声音差别太大了

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这就给我打电话就被拉黑了

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什么鬼啊

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嗯那我今天今天我们简单的来聊一下

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以后可能就都是早上简单的来聊一下的

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明天不停播

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然后后天还停播

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一天之后

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大概一周就会维持休一天到两天的那个作息啊

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呃因为我我还是比较有事的早呀

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阿姨我还要这就给我emt上姐

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你还是从直播间打给我吧

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你emp给我我都不知道

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我都不知道我之前有人emp给我

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然后我没开那个提示

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他要那个呃领什么啊

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拿那个那个那个呃那个口令问题

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去去领这个园子

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他就一给我半个月

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我才发现宝宝被恶心

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我谢谢阿离

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你怎么改名叫雨宫

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离了呀

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谢谢阿狸的三个牛蛙

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两个打call和一个小花

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很惨淡

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早上好

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来问早

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早上好呃

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伞兵早上好

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21早上好

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七夕天津梦瑶

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早上好

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多肉的狼在mo中方正早上好

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为你叫小象

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早上好哦

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4027

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早上好

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迪迪哦

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嗨哟哦嗨哟

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早

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什么方便套皮

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你也要出道啦

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你也要出道啦

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什么啊

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妈的老子当纯两点半

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你起个名字叫不像三

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我叫你怎么了

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我又没叫你呢

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我又没骂你啊

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真是的

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要出道了吗

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要出道了

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你别急

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早上好

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奥利奥巴西可爱西利亚啊

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艾丽西亚对

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崩坏三那个粉毛

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他叫他叫艾艾丽西亚是吧

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他他叫艾丽西亚还是艾希利亚

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不过我更自己怎么哎呀

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我一直管他叫那个艾艾艾西利亚来着

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坏了易拉罐了

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这下663

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你也玩崩坏三

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你们你们都玩崩坏三

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卧槽

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谢谢天敌

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郑老爷

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自动续费的舰长获得你阿里嘎多

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感谢支持

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谢谢我爹天敌众老爷的舰长啊

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谢谢谢

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太破费了

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感谢支持

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红豆泥

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阿里嘎多哦

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天敌众老爷的舰长就不加班了吧

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天谢谢啊

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红豆你阿丽娜的叫我没有欢迎你一下

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没有欢迎你一下

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你们不玩的吗

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我是不玩的

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我不玩的

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但是老有人来找我聊崩坏三

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一找我聊崩坏三不对

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就就就会出问题

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你知道吧

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你干哈

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谢谢我的天敌众老爷的舰长啊

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感谢支持嗯

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你是啊熟悉的人啊

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这个不能忘记的人

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你是你可密码达人

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哈哈代表了很多很多会屏蔽的话

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我知道你喜欢我

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我喜欢你

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你真是个可爱宝宝啊

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就这样的话是吧

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我知道的

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上次他们动物园独轮车冲进来

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第一分钟刷你好

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第二分钟刷你喜欢我

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这三分钟刷我喜欢你

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我已经学会了

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以后以后就这么恶心人了

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大家对吧

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天津这老爷真是个可爱宝宝哦

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一转那一你爱我

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我爱你

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不是他们应该不是这个意思吗

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我觉得挺搞笑的

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就那种你喜欢我

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我喜欢你

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哎

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好奇怪呀

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怎么回事呢

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怎么怎么回事呢

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你看我们直播间就主打一个什么从善如流

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主播一开始引导大家就就就上钩啊

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在直播间天天坐在这边

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姜太公钓鱼啊

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都不用出钩

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直接就啪啪掉人了

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真爽开心

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蜜雪冰城独轮车是吧

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那不打了什么情况啊

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那个独轮车独轮车没事

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简简单单

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只不过昨天不是那个谁被撤了吗

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我看他们右翼那个团播说被车了啊

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那个是米诺跟谁团播

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跟鹿早团播

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两个人

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两个人团播

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两个人怎么能叫团播呢

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不对两个人叫双播啊

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两个人双播

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然后弹幕里面全是说书的

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好好好

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你喜欢我

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我喜欢你的

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然后这个这个日文绷不住了

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问啊我们今天直播看起来怎么样啊

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人家啪的一下说烂完了

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大部全烂完嗯

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然后就有人说那个什么说那个呃

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独轮车影响主播对于当前直播效果的反馈啊

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我觉得还是有点道理的

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毕竟在一片什么你喜欢我

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我喜欢你

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可爱宝宝

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什么傻篮子

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好好快快快啊

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叉叉最强啊

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烂完了烂完了

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主播能那个什么什么什么什么什么嘛啊之类的

248
00:10:14,819 --> 00:10:16,079
结婚结婚结婚

249
00:10:16,079 --> 00:10:19,079
这样的独轮车主播不知道这在播什么了

250
00:10:19,079 --> 00:10:21,800
接下来直接你想要说书的

251
00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:24,350
我知道我知道你有技术力

252
00:10:24,350 --> 00:10:25,670
我知道你有技术力

253
00:10:25,670 --> 00:10:26,690
你别别秀了

254
00:10:26,690 --> 00:10:28,310
别秀技术力了

255
00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:33,140
谢谢公园遛鬼自动续费的舰长获得你

256
00:10:33,140 --> 00:10:33,740
阿里嘎

257
00:10:33,740 --> 00:10:35,620
多谢谢谢谢你

258
00:10:35,620 --> 00:10:36,340
怎么改名

259
00:10:36,340 --> 00:10:39,440
改回叫沈逸y u g了呀

260
00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:42,000
你不是y u u g u吗

261
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,620
你怎么没了两个u啊

262
00:10:43,620 --> 00:10:44,460
怎么回事啊

263
00:10:47,460 --> 00:10:49,020
结婚结婚哎

264
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行行行

265
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早上好早上好

266
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所以大家是怎么看独轮车的呢

267
00:10:54,039 --> 00:10:56,140
这玩意儿感觉是嗯

268
00:10:56,140 --> 00:10:58,900
当整个直播间都喜欢刷独轮车的时候

269
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就每个人都很开心啊

270
00:11:00,610 --> 00:11:03,390
但假如这个直播间就没有人嗯

271
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就有那么几个人或者有那么一半的人

272
00:11:07,020 --> 00:11:08,430
他不喜欢独轮车

273
00:11:08,430 --> 00:11:11,870
那他正常的互动就会被淹没在独轮车里面

274
00:11:11,870 --> 00:11:14,690
liver也很难念到正常的那个弹幕了

275
00:11:14,690 --> 00:11:15,770
这怎么办呢

276
00:11:15,770 --> 00:11:17,930
一看就主播出去调研了是吧

277
00:11:17,930 --> 00:11:19,550
平常都会说主播的

278
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现在说liver了

279
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这样看着简洁点

280
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最近挺热闹的

281
00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:25,570
什么是热闹啊

282
00:11:25,570 --> 00:11:29,250
刚刷到一个什么瑞平那个切片

283
00:11:29,250 --> 00:11:32,340
上次上次不是有一个那个什么嘛

284
00:11:32,340 --> 00:11:35,140
有一个有个千男说

285
00:11:35,140 --> 00:11:37,960
人家他接了这个30块钱的单子

286
00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:40,569
然后看那个五个小时的录播

287
00:11:40,569 --> 00:11:42,549
最后浓缩剪出来一分半

288
00:11:42,549 --> 00:11:43,629
实在受不了了

289
00:11:43,629 --> 00:11:45,309
然后把它做成锐评

290
00:11:45,309 --> 00:11:47,170
刷到首页吐槽

291
00:11:47,170 --> 00:11:49,330
最后多少万播放100多万

292
00:11:49,330 --> 00:11:50,230
200来万呢

293
00:11:50,230 --> 00:11:51,910
他又发了一个30万播放了

294
00:11:51,910 --> 00:11:53,350
我一看标题挺乐的

295
00:11:53,350 --> 00:11:54,680
说什么呃

296
00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:59,350
什么下三路虚拟主播能不能爬出虚拟主播圈啊

297
00:11:59,350 --> 00:12:01,560
我还以为他他说啥呢

298
00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:03,480
然后我还以为他开谁呢

299
00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:08,790
点进去之后发现是那个他手下的主播在那边呃

300
00:12:08,790 --> 00:12:10,830
录播不过审十个

301
00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:12,090
录播八个过不了

302
00:12:12,090 --> 00:12:13,110
审得一点点

303
00:12:13,110 --> 00:12:16,190
把那个下三路的那个环节给剪掉

304
00:12:16,190 --> 00:12:17,420
所以他说很累

305
00:12:17,420 --> 00:12:19,280
我还以为他他他敢开呢

306
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:20,120
吓我一跳

307
00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:22,270
哎呀幸好不敢开啊

308
00:12:22,270 --> 00:12:24,670
上学第一天什么感觉啊

309
00:12:24,670 --> 00:12:25,450
感觉很好

310
00:12:25,450 --> 00:12:26,590
精神状态很不错

311
00:12:26,590 --> 00:12:28,630
先把所有问我这个问题的人都杀掉

312
00:12:32,740 --> 00:12:33,700
看着姐姐点

313
00:12:33,700 --> 00:12:34,900
欢迎守护小阮

314
00:12:34,900 --> 00:12:36,520
独轮车是什么

315
00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:41,640
就是你一个人像没长脑子一样技能的

316
00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:43,710
一直复读同一句话呃

317
00:12:43,710 --> 00:12:45,219
这就叫独轮车

318
00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:48,450
切割了原优和群优

319
00:12:48,450 --> 00:12:52,900
所以是哈哈啊

320
00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:55,870
切割了原优和群优

321
00:12:55,870 --> 00:12:57,010
挺有意思的

322
00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:57,850
不错呃

323
00:12:57,850 --> 00:13:00,550
你后天上学就梗做个视频吧

324
00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:04,800
逃脱三界之外

325
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,630
不在五行之中

326
00:13:06,630 --> 00:13:09,850
堂堂的新时代二次元虚拟主播

327
00:13:09,850 --> 00:13:12,470
竟在直播中破防大哭

328
00:13:12,470 --> 00:13:14,810
只因五字真言

329
00:13:14,810 --> 00:13:17,330
立马放倒你

330
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,680
屏幕前的小v

331
00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:22,390
这五个字既不是我是未成年

332
00:13:22,390 --> 00:13:25,730
也不是我来开总督

333
00:13:25,730 --> 00:13:28,760
更不是我要去退款

334
00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:33,940
也不是呃这个这个这个呃钓鱼的id

335
00:13:33,940 --> 00:13:35,290
而是什么

336
00:13:35,290 --> 00:13:36,630
你后天开学

337
00:13:39,370 --> 00:13:42,330
虚拟主播还是有虚拟感的

338
00:13:42,330 --> 00:13:43,290
你在干什么啊

339
00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:45,200
各位六鬼

340
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,990
谢谢公园遛鬼的18个干杯

341
00:13:47,990 --> 00:13:50,760
谢谢公园遛鬼的十个牛蛙燕子

342
00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:52,200
现在的次元火力有啥用

343
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,340
我不知道呀

344
00:13:53,340 --> 00:13:55,710
谢谢新建全小姐的狗

345
00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:59,880
2号残弹一发同学自动续费的舰长

346
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:00,720
hold你

347
00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:01,890
阿里嘎多

348
00:14:01,890 --> 00:14:04,740
欢迎回来谈谈哎呀

349
00:14:04,740 --> 00:14:06,060
谢谢谢谢谢谢

350
00:14:06,060 --> 00:14:07,260
残弹一发的舰长

351
00:14:07,260 --> 00:14:08,670
捏我草爹

352
00:14:08,670 --> 00:14:10,290
太破费了

353
00:14:10,290 --> 00:14:11,310
好大力

354
00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:12,330
哈里嘎多

355
00:14:12,330 --> 00:14:16,350
谢谢打回来的团队

356
00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:17,010
谢谢你

357
00:14:17,010 --> 00:14:18,800
喵笑了

358
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:20,840
原来开学了可不咋的啊

359
00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:22,340
你听我今天的声音

360
00:14:22,340 --> 00:14:23,660
蔫儿了吧唧的

361
00:14:23,660 --> 00:14:25,220
早上起来回消息

362
00:14:25,220 --> 00:14:26,900
回朋友三条消息

363
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,820
朋友说你怎么了

364
00:14:28,820 --> 00:14:30,740
你的语气很不对啊

365
00:14:30,740 --> 00:14:32,760
有一种死一样的平静

366
00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:34,020
你别想不开啊

367
00:14:34,020 --> 00:14:36,940
我知道在国外一个人过很难受

368
00:14:36,940 --> 00:14:38,380
哎呀你怎么了

369
00:14:38,380 --> 00:14:39,520
有事跟我说说

370
00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:41,200
我说我今天开学了

371
00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:41,560
他说啊

372
00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:42,550
那是正常的

373
00:14:42,550 --> 00:14:43,750
那是正常的

374
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:46,690
呃这个呃呃我也没有办法

375
00:14:48,730 --> 00:14:51,670
你开学了别刷

376
00:14:51,670 --> 00:14:52,510
你开学了

377
00:14:52,510 --> 00:14:53,350
我受不了了

378
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:54,670
我不想看这些

379
00:14:54,670 --> 00:14:57,610
谢谢过来遛鬼的18个干杯啊

380
00:14:57,610 --> 00:15:01,810
厚德尼阿里嘎多鉴定为没流量啊

381
00:15:01,810 --> 00:15:03,790
是鉴定为没有流量捏

382
00:15:03,790 --> 00:15:05,350
祝贺我开学

383
00:15:05,350 --> 00:15:07,240
给我上个舰长是吧

384
00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:10,340
我们怎么不放一罐呢

385
00:15:10,340 --> 00:15:12,140
来我明天我去那个什么

386
00:15:12,140 --> 00:15:13,640
我去我去我去放一罐

387
00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:16,340
我去整个鞭炮在后院一放

388
00:15:17,330 --> 00:15:18,560
挺好的

389
00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,240
今天是加班的日子吗

390
00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:21,350
今天没加班

391
00:15:21,350 --> 00:15:22,640
在家全职搬了

392
00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:24,120
开学快乐

393
00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:26,260
呵呵啊

394
00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:29,320
全场唯一个白色000香菱

395
00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:30,400
你再跟着他们刷

396
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:31,300
开学快乐

397
00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:33,220
我就要给你禁言了不行

398
00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:35,840
我一定要找一个人撒气啊

399
00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:36,839
气死我了

400
00:15:37,420 --> 00:15:39,880
这种压力是会传播的

401
00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:43,300
当你在屏幕上打出你开学了四个字的时候

402
00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:44,650
你会获得快乐

403
00:15:44,650 --> 00:15:46,690
压力就传达到了我的身上

404
00:15:46,690 --> 00:15:48,430
我服了

405
00:15:48,430 --> 00:15:51,510
再说开学快乐都几年了

406
00:15:51,510 --> 00:15:54,090
你禁我吧

407
00:15:54,090 --> 00:15:58,260
怎么2894962v一指定出气包是吧

408
00:15:58,260 --> 00:15:59,680
我真服了

409
00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:00,700
把我兄弟杀了

410
00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:01,360
助助兴吧

411
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:02,980
你看新爹要求我这么干

412
00:16:02,980 --> 00:16:04,000
我不得不这么干

413
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,190
000香菱懂吗

414
00:16:06,190 --> 00:16:08,839
给你一分钟的时间给自己辩解一下

415
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:10,580
别日文困惑

416
00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:11,960
害怕日文困惑

417
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:13,040
害怕4027

418
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:16,910
不知道新学期什么什么什么

419
00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:18,420
我没在说什么

420
00:16:18,420 --> 00:16:19,380
这什么啊

421
00:16:19,380 --> 00:16:19,890
看不懂

422
00:16:19,890 --> 00:16:23,219
哈哈哈哈卧槽

423
00:16:23,580 --> 00:16:25,460
日本人翻译一下日本人

424
00:16:25,460 --> 00:16:27,500
日本人救一下日本人呢

425
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:28,160
救一下

426
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:28,760
救一下

427
00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:30,500
快残血快了

428
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:31,700
别快乐了

429
00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:35,130
爹我真服了

430
00:16:35,130 --> 00:16:37,530
有人仗着自己澳洲开学

431
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:41,020
在过年之后在这边大肆嘲讽主播

432
00:16:41,020 --> 00:16:44,040
主播放假的时候啊

433
00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:44,640
懂吧

434
00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:49,560
要是进我能让你缓解开学痛苦啊

435
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,720
你你这么大公司呀

436
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,380
哈哈哈啊

437
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:55,510
这么大公无私啊

438
00:16:55,510 --> 00:16:57,130
那那我不好意思了

439
00:16:57,130 --> 00:16:58,510
那还不记你了

440
00:16:58,510 --> 00:17:01,110
你哎哟这下给整

441
00:17:01,110 --> 00:17:02,460
不好意思的挠头

442
00:17:02,460 --> 00:17:05,160
无论你平假名看不懂

443
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:06,660
片假名也看不懂

444
00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:07,860
那你看得懂啥

445
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,340
我看得懂中文

446
00:17:09,340 --> 00:17:11,230
中国人说中国话

447
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:13,370
他看得懂英文哦

448
00:17:13,370 --> 00:17:16,970
我发现好多时候就是我刚起来的时候

449
00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:19,020
就看英文的东西

450
00:17:19,020 --> 00:17:20,910
就感觉都能反应的过来

451
00:17:20,910 --> 00:17:24,519
有的时候在那个完全清醒了之后

452
00:17:24,519 --> 00:17:27,099
反而在刚睡醒的时候迷迷糊糊打开手机

453
00:17:27,099 --> 00:17:27,759
看的那些东西

454
00:17:27,759 --> 00:17:29,019
有一些字反而看不懂了

455
00:17:29,019 --> 00:17:30,339
这是为什么呀

456
00:17:30,339 --> 00:17:34,120
怪怪反正开学快乐

457
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,220
谢谢谢谢啊

458
00:17:36,220 --> 00:17:38,200
沉默的接受了这件事情

459
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:41,000
谢谢日语困惑

460
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:47,190
害怕还得是英语什么新学期的happy you

461
00:17:47,190 --> 00:17:49,620
为什么是这样的语序啊

462
00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:52,380
新学期开始为

463
00:17:52,380 --> 00:17:53,790
为什么是这样的语序啊

464
00:17:53,790 --> 00:17:54,690
怪怪的

465
00:17:56,490 --> 00:17:57,810
刚才就上播

466
00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,760
为啥又玩了半个小时呢

467
00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:02,180
因为刚开完组会啊

468
00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:05,300
八点收的邮件

469
00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:07,520
我八点半睡醒的

470
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:10,170
睡醒了之后去开组会

471
00:18:10,170 --> 00:18:12,300
开完了之后才回来

472
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:16,520
别问我为什么新学期第一天就有组会啊

473
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:19,220
然后天开学这个梗什么时候做视频

474
00:18:19,220 --> 00:18:21,880
我要是跟40万粉丝的

475
00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:26,620
50万粉丝的主播那个视频还挺有意思的

476
00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:30,100
那4万粉丝的主播谁管你开不开学啊

477
00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:32,250
根本没人关心你啊

478
00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:33,390
不要打开时

479
00:18:33,390 --> 00:18:34,410
祝我开学快乐

480
00:18:34,410 --> 00:18:37,590
我不想知道

481
00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:46,080
呜呜呜呜

482
00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:55,140
谢谢嗯嗯啊谢谢金星的金色希

483
00:18:55,140 --> 00:18:56,340
太感谢了

484
00:18:56,340 --> 00:18:58,800
好久没有收到这么贵重的礼物

485
00:18:58,800 --> 00:18:59,670
红豆泥

486
00:18:59,670 --> 00:19:00,900
阿里嘎等

487
00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:04,560
谢谢杰西的金色se

488
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,240
太喜欢啦

489
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:06,660
啊

490
00:19:06,660 --> 00:19:09,420
好美的金色代表着尊贵

491
00:19:09,420 --> 00:19:10,800
象征着幸福

492
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:13,320
象征着我的绩点

493
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,930
也会像这条ic一样

494
00:19:15,930 --> 00:19:20,060
走上一条充满阳光的金光大道

495
00:19:20,060 --> 00:19:21,500
看到你阿里嘎

496
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,390
多谢谢啊

497
00:19:23,390 --> 00:19:25,670
金希的c太破费了

498
00:19:25,670 --> 00:19:26,980
感谢支持

499
00:19:26,980 --> 00:19:28,810
为什么不是a啊

500
00:19:28,810 --> 00:19:30,100
为什么不是a啊

501
00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:32,399
为什么不是我啊

502
00:19:33,260 --> 00:19:34,870
你就要听这个是吧

503
00:19:34,870 --> 00:19:36,430
很伤嗓子的啊

504
00:19:36,430 --> 00:19:37,840
很伤嗓子的

505
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:38,920
懂不懂呀

506
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:41,160
哈哈哎

507
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:42,660
这不就很潇洒的

508
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:50,100
滑了这点不是应该红红绿绿吗

509
00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:54,040
绿的c是不存在的

510
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:55,960
你总不能打红sc

511
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:57,700
祝我绩点一路飘绿吧

512
00:19:57,700 --> 00:19:59,200
那你也太猛了

513
00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:01,380
这个怎么庆祝一下

514
00:20:01,380 --> 00:20:02,340
开学纪念

515
00:20:02,340 --> 00:20:06,550
回你们看到过那个一个人过生日的那个嘛

516
00:20:08,770 --> 00:20:09,430
一个派对

517
00:20:09,430 --> 00:20:10,260
一个气球

518
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:14,400
生日快乐之后

519
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:19,230
让台灯跟他家的那个电脑一起玩什么跳棋

520
00:20:19,230 --> 00:20:21,690
然后拆了自己给自己准备的礼物

521
00:20:21,690 --> 00:20:22,770
然后吃了蛋糕

522
00:20:22,770 --> 00:20:26,480
许了愿之后在留校里面拆出一根绳子啊

523
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:27,560
这就是我想要的礼物

524
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,180
我就啪的一下掉在这里了

525
00:20:29,180 --> 00:20:32,919
主播举办什么开学庆祝会仪式也是这样的

526
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:34,960
今天今天下播的时候

527
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,880
我们直接这样掉在这里吗

528
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:40,620
会不会被认为有什么不良引导暗示啊

529
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:44,320
你听我解释只是在cos 8把美而已

530
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:47,680
爱你的心不存在

531
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,080
但红的可以

532
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:53,830
你打红色还是做主播祭奠

533
00:20:53,830 --> 00:20:55,390
一路长虹是吧

534
00:20:55,390 --> 00:20:57,670
不行我是有点迷信在身上的

535
00:20:57,670 --> 00:20:59,790
我是有点迷信在身上的

536
00:20:59,790 --> 00:21:04,310
我以前选秀过一个不太会的坑过

537
00:21:04,310 --> 00:21:05,900
怎么说呢

538
00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:08,880
最后结算的分数是59.8

539
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:12,270
还有这个这个50分才怪啊

540
00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:15,350
50分挂不是不是那个60分怪

541
00:21:15,455 --> 00:21:16,370
哎呦

542
00:21:16,370 --> 00:21:17,960
我的天我受不了了

543
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:19,810
用麻绳好吗

544
00:21:19,810 --> 00:21:23,110
塑料的不降解

545
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:28,070
我已经是这个世界上最大的垃圾了

546
00:21:28,070 --> 00:21:31,240
怎么怎么还能你加吗

547
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:32,680
我肯定加啊

548
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:35,240
怎么可能不加呢

549
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:37,010
红地毯是吧

550
00:21:37,010 --> 00:21:38,180
走上红地毯

551
00:21:38,180 --> 00:21:39,830
红地毯的尽头是什么

552
00:21:39,830 --> 00:21:43,670
有人的红地毯的尽头是受到单位表彰

553
00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:45,760
升官进爵

554
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:49,300
有人红地毯的尽头是走上婚姻的殿堂

555
00:21:49,300 --> 00:21:53,200
有人红地毯的尽头是站在台上万众瞩目

556
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:54,400
进行文艺汇演

557
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:59,620
而我的红地毯的尽头是一个大大的挂科是吧啊

558
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,330
韩东一早上好

559
00:22:02,330 --> 00:22:04,760
我还在被雅思折磨不行

560
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:06,860
我得让美亚米亚跟我一起被折磨

561
00:22:06,860 --> 00:22:08,550
你今天要怎么折磨我啊

562
00:22:08,550 --> 00:22:12,520
我今天我今天是两个小时的直播

563
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:15,100
我今天提提督不翻倍了

564
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:17,140
这舰长也也不加了

565
00:22:17,140 --> 00:22:19,800
现在开始加班就不玩了啊

566
00:22:20,140 --> 00:22:20,980
笑了

567
00:22:20,980 --> 00:22:21,850
你笑什么

568
00:22:21,850 --> 00:22:24,210
你笑什么啊

569
00:22:25,570 --> 00:22:26,610
你好拽人

570
00:22:26,610 --> 00:22:28,110
你要怎么怎么玩

571
00:22:30,150 --> 00:22:32,610
♪ 你去哪 ♪

572
00:22:33,050 --> 00:22:36,879
对黑人产生了很厚很厚的心肌病例

573
00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:46,770
诶为啥这手术pk票啊对啊

574
00:22:46,770 --> 00:22:48,060
可以打pk了

575
00:22:48,060 --> 00:22:53,070
我忘记了主播主播主播上一天学回来

576
00:22:53,070 --> 00:22:58,680
好不容易每天连播养成的那个虚拟主播的习惯

577
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:00,469
全都忘光了

578
00:23:02,189 --> 00:23:03,829
什么都记不住了

579
00:23:03,829 --> 00:23:05,300
怎么回事呀

580
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:08,620
音乐人都是很坏很坏的人

581
00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:12,210
我们音乐人都是很好很好的人哦

582
00:23:12,210 --> 00:23:15,540
但是直播间都没什么人带ai人的牌子

583
00:23:15,540 --> 00:23:19,080
说明大家都不想成为这个很好很好的人

584
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:21,850
多谢谢主播

585
00:23:21,850 --> 00:23:25,120
如何评价37级牌子的大v

586
00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:28,150
毕业v做不到

587
00:23:28,150 --> 00:23:33,780
为什么做不到那个10万粉或者是20万粉以上

588
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:37,650
我觉得3年已经是极限了

589
00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:39,600
因为你没有那么多的粉丝

590
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:40,850
就说明什么

591
00:23:40,850 --> 00:23:44,870
说明你这3年来一直在对着同一批死忠粉

592
00:23:44,870 --> 00:23:48,810
甚至可能就那么120 30人一直在讲话

593
00:23:48,810 --> 00:23:54,690
就无论如何理解的潜力啊之类的都会被耗尽的

594
00:23:56,350 --> 00:24:00,240
很少有人进步的速度能赶上直播的频率

595
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,580
而且这玩意还是冲突的

596
00:24:02,580 --> 00:24:04,440
10年磨一剑的

597
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:05,730
他要排练几天

598
00:24:05,730 --> 00:24:10,179
你才能弄出来一个精彩绝伦的有企划直播呀

599
00:24:10,179 --> 00:24:12,489
那这种直播的话就养不养

600
00:24:12,489 --> 00:24:13,239
养不活你

601
00:24:13,239 --> 00:24:14,739
全职兼职

602
00:24:14,739 --> 00:24:15,999
你要没这么多精力

603
00:24:15,999 --> 00:24:16,419
上不去

604
00:24:16,419 --> 00:24:16,899
下不来

605
00:24:16,899 --> 00:24:17,919
卡在这里了

606
00:24:17,919 --> 00:24:20,450
所以这个东西当一个人

607
00:24:20,450 --> 00:24:22,610
他过去取得一个很好的成绩

608
00:24:22,610 --> 00:24:24,159
然后再往后的话

609
00:24:24,159 --> 00:24:27,819
他发现他的投入回报比就没有那么高了

610
00:24:27,819 --> 00:24:31,269
之后他可能他一定就会选择放弃的

611
00:24:31,269 --> 00:24:33,100
这是很正常的

612
00:24:33,100 --> 00:24:35,620
当然就是没什么虚拟感啊

613
00:24:35,620 --> 00:24:37,120
可能虚拟感不够强

614
00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:40,870
但是嗯把那心动你

615
00:24:40,870 --> 00:24:45,310
你你以前那个以前做直播

616
00:24:45,310 --> 00:24:49,000
你以前做主播或者你以前做什么正常的呃

617
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:53,180
这个上班的那种职业啊

618
00:24:53,180 --> 00:24:56,570
年年终奖1年能拿个十个w

619
00:24:56,570 --> 00:25:00,390
然后你第2年之后你就只能拿一个w了

620
00:25:00,390 --> 00:25:04,250
你会不会觉得哎呀我想我想我想认识问一下

621
00:25:05,690 --> 00:25:09,080
我想我想换一下啊

622
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:11,360
我不是说37级不行啊

623
00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:12,200
早上好

624
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:13,100
诸葛孔明

625
00:25:13,100 --> 00:25:14,000
早上好

626
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,840
pter没事

627
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:18,580
我已经习惯跟大家说

628
00:25:18,580 --> 00:25:19,060
早上好

629
00:25:19,060 --> 00:25:20,140
晚上好算了

630
00:25:20,140 --> 00:25:21,460
不爱看肥猫睡觉

631
00:25:21,460 --> 00:25:22,880
不许你给我回来

632
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:27,140
呵呵好不容易来直播的都都不看

633
00:25:27,140 --> 00:25:30,650
我这都几点就几点就睡觉啊

634
00:25:30,650 --> 00:25:34,170
你们你们你们天天敷衍我

635
00:25:34,170 --> 00:25:36,960
晚上11点也说睡觉

636
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,990
早上90点钟也说睡觉

637
00:25:39,990 --> 00:25:41,160
小猪是吧

638
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:43,280
不许睡不许睡

639
00:25:44,100 --> 00:25:45,920
我都没睡觉呢

640
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:47,240
我都没睡觉

641
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:48,600
你为什么要睡觉

642
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:49,860
不可以达咩

643
00:25:51,180 --> 00:25:51,900
没事的

644
00:25:51,900 --> 00:25:53,460
音乐是会翻译的

645
00:25:53,460 --> 00:25:55,570
这个这个翻译的方向不对

646
00:25:55,570 --> 00:25:58,930
发现你的方向不对呢

647
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:02,830
国服现在十点半喵这样子

648
00:26:02,830 --> 00:26:05,660
那我就在直播间睡睡觉了

649
00:26:05,660 --> 00:26:07,400
我这边天都亮了

650
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:08,600
怎么回事呢

651
00:26:09,620 --> 00:26:11,600
自从转了早场之后

652
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,659
好多人一直都没看到

653
00:26:13,659 --> 00:26:15,040
哎呀

654
00:26:15,860 --> 00:26:17,380
还挺想大火

655
00:26:17,380 --> 00:26:19,480
但我现在真播不了晚场了

656
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:20,560
看看明天吧

657
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:21,640
我看看明天吧

658
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:24,210
我争取明天看能不能播个

659
00:26:24,210 --> 00:26:25,530
好像也挺难的

660
00:26:25,530 --> 00:26:28,350
我想明天晚上晚上播只能播工作音乐

661
00:26:28,350 --> 00:26:29,190
你知道吧

662
00:26:29,190 --> 00:26:30,690
谢谢乱斗卡

663
00:26:30,690 --> 00:26:33,150
不给我什么就想走

664
00:26:33,150 --> 00:26:34,050
想都别想

665
00:26:34,050 --> 00:26:38,420
什么时候想主播如何评价暴雪让步

666
00:26:38,420 --> 00:26:39,920
但是没人接手

667
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:45,970
就像是相亲市场上面的这个呃仙女一样啊

668
00:26:45,970 --> 00:26:48,800
在他24 五岁的时候

669
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:50,720
然后好多人追求她

670
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:51,920
她觉得不行

671
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:57,060
呃这个呃嗯男方必须全款给他买一套房子

672
00:26:57,060 --> 00:26:58,050
买辆车子

673
00:26:58,050 --> 00:26:59,100
婚后不做家

674
00:26:59,100 --> 00:27:02,130
我每年去自己家过年啊

675
00:27:02,130 --> 00:27:06,270
这个这个这个呃彩礼七位数

676
00:27:06,270 --> 00:27:07,050
嫁妆封闭

677
00:27:07,050 --> 00:27:09,320
不打主打陪伴之后

678
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,540
这个到了28 九岁的时候

679
00:27:11,540 --> 00:27:12,380
他发现不行

680
00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:14,240
这样下去嫁不出去了

681
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:18,820
那这样的话那个呃彩礼往下砍一棵树也同意了

682
00:27:18,820 --> 00:27:22,660
然后回婚后回家互相过年也同意了

683
00:27:22,660 --> 00:27:24,880
这个这个自己买车

684
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:26,260
对方买房也同意了

685
00:27:26,260 --> 00:27:30,300
但还是嫁不出去也呃这是很正常的

686
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:32,580
主播如何评价游戏

687
00:27:32,580 --> 00:27:35,610
玩你们游戏王玩家创造力还挺高的

688
00:27:35,610 --> 00:27:38,490
我上次呃是游戏王吗

689
00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:39,450
那是游戏王吗

690
00:27:39,450 --> 00:27:40,190
对不起

691
00:27:40,190 --> 00:27:41,990
猪类那个是游戏王吗

692
00:27:41,990 --> 00:27:43,190
我上次水友歌会的时候

693
00:27:43,190 --> 00:27:44,910
有人在这边投稿

694
00:27:44,910 --> 00:27:46,770
那个游戏王之歌呀

695
00:27:46,770 --> 00:27:50,150
猪类的那个什么群青哎呀

696
00:27:51,750 --> 00:27:53,480
什么不应该是二婚

697
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:54,890
对网易不满意

698
00:27:54,890 --> 00:27:56,980
然后离了没人要吗

699
00:27:56,980 --> 00:27:58,660
主播又打不过了

700
00:27:58,660 --> 00:28:00,040
我佛了

701
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:02,139
主播不是富婆捏

702
00:28:02,360 --> 00:28:07,670
哎呦我们这真是两边两边旗鼓相当的斗争啊

703
00:28:08,949 --> 00:28:12,339
我们这真是两边旗鼓相当的斗争啊

704
00:28:12,339 --> 00:28:13,389
一边是什么

705
00:28:13,389 --> 00:28:15,069
一边是三份乱斗卡

706
00:28:15,069 --> 00:28:16,449
一边是四份乱斗卡

707
00:28:16,449 --> 00:28:18,740
最后主播还小胜一筹啊

708
00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:22,020
只能说小胜一筹的含金量啊

709
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,100
你不是赢了吗

710
00:28:24,100 --> 00:28:26,500
哎呦本来以为会输的呢

711
00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:27,850
啊还行还行

712
00:28:27,850 --> 00:28:28,240
哎

713
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:28,900
没没输

714
00:28:28,900 --> 00:28:29,380
没输

715
00:28:29,380 --> 00:28:31,100
挺好挺好嗯

716
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:32,740
有人唱珠泪

717
00:28:32,740 --> 00:28:35,050
姓名是吧嗯对就是猪泪

718
00:28:35,050 --> 00:28:36,100
欢迎泡面面

719
00:28:36,100 --> 00:28:36,940
早上好呀

720
00:28:36,940 --> 00:28:37,600
咩咩呀

721
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:38,450
我好热

722
00:28:38,450 --> 00:28:41,390
我知道我今天开学了

723
00:28:41,390 --> 00:28:43,640
但是泡呀泡面

724
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:45,260
你明天开学

725
00:28:45,260 --> 00:28:46,770
你明天开学

726
00:28:46,770 --> 00:28:50,100
你明天开学啦

727
00:28:51,300 --> 00:28:54,110
谢谢16岁的小师弟的粉丝灯牌

728
00:28:54,110 --> 00:28:54,680
获得你

729
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:55,430
阿里嘎多

730
00:28:55,430 --> 00:28:56,330
感谢支持

731
00:28:56,330 --> 00:28:57,140
早上好啊

732
00:28:57,140 --> 00:28:57,800
晚上好

733
00:28:58,990 --> 00:29:00,610
晚上好方便啊

734
00:29:00,610 --> 00:29:01,930
你明天开学啊

735
00:29:03,070 --> 00:29:05,600
开了干嘛

736
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:08,240
哎你们你们都霸凌我一早上了

737
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:10,320
我还不能转嫁一下吗

738
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:12,630
还不能转嫁一下我的压力吗

739
00:29:12,630 --> 00:29:13,860
开学快乐

740
00:29:13,860 --> 00:29:15,649
开学快乐波特

741
00:29:15,649 --> 00:29:18,109
你竟然用我创造的魔法拽走

742
00:29:19,700 --> 00:29:20,900
你们家什么

743
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,070
你们在教课

744
00:29:28,799 --> 00:29:31,339
主播主播明天就给你叫我写邮件

745
00:29:31,339 --> 00:29:32,839
主播明天给你叫个嫌弃

746
00:29:32,839 --> 00:29:34,600
没邮件向他举报啊

747
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:37,030
举报你们班有一个少了的人

748
00:29:37,030 --> 00:29:39,760
明天一定要一定要一定要那个什么

749
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:45,450
怎么翘大课是吧

750
00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:47,790
翘大课的人品味修养

751
00:29:47,790 --> 00:29:49,420
道德素质

752
00:29:49,420 --> 00:29:51,460
哎这翘课像像什么

753
00:29:51,460 --> 00:29:53,870
像像像在像在赌一样

754
00:29:53,870 --> 00:29:57,200
有的时候你去了一辈子

755
00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:00,860
他都没没那个什么他都没记名之后

756
00:30:00,860 --> 00:30:02,300
你那个就那一天没去

757
00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:02,900
他就寄了

758
00:30:02,900 --> 00:30:04,760
我不合理

759
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:05,720
你和我是吧

760
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:09,080
我不合理哎呀我不合理不合理不合理

761
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:10,300
错了错了

762
00:30:10,300 --> 00:30:12,670
主播我下周放假

763
00:30:12,670 --> 00:30:14,470
我不想知道这些

764
00:30:14,470 --> 00:30:15,820
我不想知道这些

765
00:30:15,820 --> 00:30:16,600
就下周放假

766
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:19,300
你是不是可以可以可以认识吗

767
00:30:19,300 --> 00:30:21,800
可以多多给主播呃算了

768
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:25,070
可以多多看主播的直播呀

769
00:30:25,070 --> 00:30:27,980
你放假了之后记得要场场都来呀

770
00:30:27,980 --> 00:30:31,160
这主播陪伴你的时间可能很短

771
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:34,490
但是你你你你的放假时间很长

772
00:30:34,490 --> 00:30:37,639
分出来一点给我怎么了嘛

773
00:30:37,639 --> 00:30:40,060
♪ you keep me coming for ya ♪

774
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:48,600
我还有什么一个月的寒假

775
00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:51,620
你不是那什么学生们

776
00:30:51,620 --> 00:30:53,360
你不是刚申请吗

777
00:30:53,540 --> 00:30:55,760
你不是刚申请本科吗

778
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:58,800
那你还有一个月寒假不是很正常的事吗

779
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:00,240
你打算怎么

780
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,340
你打算去去牛津啊

781
00:31:02,340 --> 00:31:03,780
是打算去牛津了吗

782
00:31:03,780 --> 00:31:07,960
这些主播我还有一个月

783
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:08,860
你开心吗

784
00:31:08,860 --> 00:31:09,820
你还有一个月什么

785
00:31:09,820 --> 00:31:13,210
你说明白你是还有一个月跳船啊

786
00:31:13,210 --> 00:31:17,790
是还有一个月的那个自由时间啊

787
00:31:17,790 --> 00:31:20,430
还是在上班一个月就放假了

788
00:31:20,430 --> 00:31:21,630
卧槽别想不开呀

789
00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:23,910
你不会是还有一个月那啥吧

790
00:31:23,910 --> 00:31:27,120
你你你呃怎么回事呢

791
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:30,350
我打算先摆一个月

792
00:31:30,350 --> 00:31:31,340
摆一会儿吧

793
00:31:31,340 --> 00:31:33,060
以后就没得摆了

794
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:35,659
多多吃点好吃的嗯

795
00:31:37,679 --> 00:31:40,039
多吃点好吃的

796
00:31:40,039 --> 00:31:41,059
算了算了

797
00:31:41,059 --> 00:31:41,899
去你那吃的话

798
00:31:41,899 --> 00:31:44,760
应该也不会缺什么好吃的的

799
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:47,800
要是去一些比较冷门的学校

800
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,720
可能就没什么吃的

801
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:51,180
能吃的嗯

802
00:31:51,260 --> 00:31:53,150
我还有一周跳船

803
00:31:53,150 --> 00:31:54,140
你开心吗

804
00:31:54,140 --> 00:31:56,820
你骗我是谁

805
00:31:56,820 --> 00:31:58,770
要三个琴都砸我

806
00:31:58,770 --> 00:32:01,130
然后然后然后那什么的

807
00:32:01,130 --> 00:32:05,270
然后给我给我给我给我给我加班

808
00:32:05,270 --> 00:32:06,659
给我翻倍的

809
00:32:06,659 --> 00:32:10,319
那光舰长就不知道去到什么时候去了

810
00:32:10,319 --> 00:32:12,720
你还有一周跳哪个船啊

811
00:32:13,540 --> 00:32:15,540
直接带人去吃了

812
00:32:15,540 --> 00:32:17,579
怎么你你那什么诶

813
00:32:17,579 --> 00:32:20,099
你不会你不会就是拿这么好的offer

814
00:32:20,099 --> 00:32:22,760
你不会把所有的朋友都通知你下吧

815
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:23,660
我要是你的话

816
00:32:23,660 --> 00:32:25,160
我就很很那什么

817
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:26,000
你知道吗

818
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:31,620
主播是一个特别特别希望别人认可我的人

819
00:32:31,620 --> 00:32:34,500
我要是拿了牛津这种学校的offer

820
00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:39,420
我肯定会跟我以前所有的而过去的现在的

821
00:32:39,420 --> 00:32:41,730
未来的所有的关系好的人

822
00:32:41,730 --> 00:32:43,200
都想跟人家寒暄一下啊

823
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:44,680
最近怎么样了

824
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:46,060
哎呦等他问我

825
00:32:46,060 --> 00:32:46,840
你最近怎么样

826
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:49,100
老鼠最近我拿了牛筋老粉

827
00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:50,330
好开心

828
00:32:50,330 --> 00:32:53,300
然后然后对方就会恭喜我

829
00:32:53,300 --> 00:32:54,260
就会夸我

830
00:32:54,260 --> 00:32:56,100
我就会很开心

831
00:32:56,100 --> 00:32:57,969
哎呦你知道吗

832
00:32:57,969 --> 00:33:01,419
带人去吃你这吃的什么东西

833
00:33:01,419 --> 00:33:02,710
这是能吃的吗

834
00:33:02,710 --> 00:33:05,650
啊谢谢东一的三个情书

835
00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:09,340
后的女爱里嘎多看见烟烟瘾犯了

836
00:33:09,340 --> 00:33:12,680
小聪小时嗯

837
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:16,880
小抽一小时都来了

838
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:18,409
这是能抽的吗

839
00:33:18,409 --> 00:33:19,609
这是能冲的

840
00:33:21,649 --> 00:33:26,280
所以我觉得有的时候不就大大方方的炫一下诶

841
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:28,620
怎么有一首歌叫什么

842
00:33:28,620 --> 00:33:30,000
老子就是啊

843
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,400
我要是这个上那个牛津的话

844
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:34,530
我真的会特别开心的

845
00:33:34,530 --> 00:33:38,350
哎呦没什么好说的

846
00:33:38,350 --> 00:33:39,790
就一臭白烂的

847
00:33:39,790 --> 00:33:41,110
怎么可能啊

848
00:33:41,110 --> 00:33:42,250
怎么可能

849
00:33:42,250 --> 00:33:43,810
这明明已经是很好的

850
00:33:43,810 --> 00:33:45,980
很厉害对吧

851
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:49,470
能抽五代吗

852
00:33:49,470 --> 00:33:53,700
什么五代悦刻5月克五都没味儿了

853
00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:57,880
他不是不让做什么什么那个啥了吧啊

854
00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:00,760
不是说电子烟不让做那些口味的了吗

855
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:02,230
不让做的很可爱

856
00:34:02,230 --> 00:34:03,980
也不让加那些什么

857
00:34:03,980 --> 00:34:07,340
听起来让不抽烟的人也想抽的那种

858
00:34:07,340 --> 00:34:08,800
什么什么什么柠檬

859
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:09,370
薄荷

860
00:34:09,370 --> 00:34:10,120
蓝莓

861
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:11,200
什么豆沙

862
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:14,760
这些听着像吃的一样的这种口味啊

863
00:34:15,940 --> 00:34:17,340
他不是不让你坐了吗

864
00:34:17,340 --> 00:34:19,350
我怎么看还有人在做呀

865
00:34:19,350 --> 00:34:21,299
主播又在换小的

866
00:34:21,299 --> 00:34:23,149
幻想一下怎么怎么办

867
00:34:23,149 --> 00:34:24,169
到了牛津

868
00:34:24,169 --> 00:34:25,669
如果遇到一秒50磅

869
00:34:25,669 --> 00:34:27,229
别忘了给哥们分享

870
00:34:27,229 --> 00:34:29,089
这些应该不是这样的人吧

871
00:34:29,089 --> 00:34:30,690
杰西啊

872
00:34:30,690 --> 00:34:32,700
这些奇怪的人很多

873
00:34:32,700 --> 00:34:34,720
你要小心你

874
00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:36,700
你不会也是奇怪的人吧

875
00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:38,020
你是宅女

876
00:34:38,020 --> 00:34:39,040
你是宅男

877
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:42,340
还是还是比较喜欢社交的呀

878
00:34:42,340 --> 00:34:44,830
我不懂好贵

879
00:34:44,830 --> 00:34:46,200
没试过

880
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:51,999
你现在是幻想时间

881
00:34:51,999 --> 00:34:52,599
哎呦

882
00:34:52,599 --> 00:34:54,939
主播最现充的那段时间

883
00:34:54,939 --> 00:34:57,999
混在自己的现充朋友里面格格不入

884
00:34:57,999 --> 00:35:01,659
那段时间是我下定决心要好好做人

885
00:35:01,659 --> 00:35:03,860
切割二次元的时间

886
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:08,350
刚刚第一次来加拿大的时候啊

887
00:35:08,350 --> 00:35:09,970
认识了一些朋友

888
00:35:09,970 --> 00:35:11,350
人都挺好的

889
00:35:11,350 --> 00:35:15,000
但是爱好呢跟我就比较差别比较大

890
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:20,559
男生喜欢兜风之后兜风把车撞了之后之后

891
00:35:20,559 --> 00:35:22,180
那个什么呃

892
00:35:22,180 --> 00:35:24,010
因为在这边驾照没下来

893
00:35:24,010 --> 00:35:25,720
直接被潜潜到

894
00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:27,250
潜回国内去了

895
00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:29,260
还有一个女生嗯

896
00:35:29,260 --> 00:35:30,820
比较喜欢养鱼

897
00:35:30,820 --> 00:35:32,800
还有一个女生喜欢喝酒

898
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:35,200
但这仨人对我都挺好的

899
00:35:36,540 --> 00:35:42,200
都以前没有想过会跟这个这这样的朋友

900
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:43,160
成为朋友了

901
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:44,790
但真的成为朋友之后

902
00:35:44,790 --> 00:35:47,190
发现他们仨都都是那什么

903
00:35:47,190 --> 00:35:49,360
因为在疫情期间认识的嘛

904
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:53,380
大家平常在家里面的时候都是灰头土脸的

905
00:35:53,380 --> 00:35:55,750
然后头发都是乱乱的

906
00:35:55,750 --> 00:35:59,950
结果一出门的时候我也只是穿戴整齐

907
00:35:59,950 --> 00:36:02,779
然后头发头发头发扎起来

908
00:36:02,779 --> 00:36:04,219
他们一出门的时候

909
00:36:04,219 --> 00:36:06,739
跟在家里简直不是一个样子啊

910
00:36:06,739 --> 00:36:10,740
在家里大家穿睡衣做饭的时候啊

911
00:36:10,740 --> 00:36:12,450
都挺居家的

912
00:36:12,450 --> 00:36:16,590
结果呢结果到了那个出门社交的时候

913
00:36:16,590 --> 00:36:18,450
卧槽简直我都认不出来

914
00:36:18,450 --> 00:36:20,380
哎呦怎么回事呀

915
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,500
兜风把车撞了

916
00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:24,520
不会是兜兜吧

917
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:26,860
兜兜不会不会撞车了吧

918
00:36:26,860 --> 00:36:28,520
怎么回事啊

919
00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:29,740
什么情况啊

920
00:36:29,740 --> 00:36:31,570
你出门都要套皮

921
00:36:31,570 --> 00:36:35,720
人家套的皮都是社交名流啊

922
00:36:35,879 --> 00:36:37,859
画着精致的妆容

923
00:36:37,859 --> 00:36:39,510
穿着晚礼服裙子

924
00:36:39,510 --> 00:36:42,030
老子套的皮是比耶比呀

925
00:36:42,030 --> 00:36:45,750
二次元小人妈怎么回事呢

926
00:36:45,750 --> 00:36:48,609
这是我最接近现充的一段时间

927
00:36:48,609 --> 00:36:52,299
就包括大家说的卧槽主播深不可测

928
00:36:52,299 --> 00:36:54,819
什么又去过ktv

929
00:36:54,819 --> 00:36:56,559
又去跟朋友一起

930
00:36:56,559 --> 00:36:58,010
什么去过酒吧

931
00:36:58,010 --> 00:37:02,090
然后又又那个什么有朋友来家里喝酒的经历

932
00:37:02,090 --> 00:37:04,310
还有半夜出门兜风的经历

933
00:37:04,310 --> 00:37:07,380
都是那段时间他们带我玩的

934
00:37:07,380 --> 00:37:10,290
都是他们那段时间带我带我带着我

935
00:37:10,290 --> 00:37:12,330
就是去哪都带着我

936
00:37:12,330 --> 00:37:13,540
我说好吧

937
00:37:14,699 --> 00:37:18,540
人家这个这个什么真心话大冒险

938
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:21,950
我朋友都坐另一个男生腿上去了

939
00:37:21,950 --> 00:37:26,790
我就在那个包厢区里面蜷着玩手机

940
00:37:26,790 --> 00:37:29,250
他们说你会玩骰子吗

941
00:37:29,250 --> 00:37:30,690
我说我不会怎么了

942
00:37:30,690 --> 00:37:31,710
骰子打了

943
00:37:31,710 --> 00:37:34,170
然后我室友就叫我瑶瑶

944
00:37:34,170 --> 00:37:35,280
我也没摇明白

945
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:37,710
然后后面我就不跟他们去了

946
00:37:37,710 --> 00:37:40,960
去那个酒吧是是那个什么

947
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:43,330
刚刚还没到喝酒年纪呢

948
00:37:43,330 --> 00:37:48,740
连个可乐都不给我点之后他们真的玩的贼开心

949
00:37:48,740 --> 00:37:51,560
我觉得贼吵之后我去进去一个小时

950
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:53,480
我就打个车回家了

951
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:55,790
那天雪下的还挺大

952
00:37:55,790 --> 00:37:57,680
之后半夜雪化了

953
00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:59,180
耗费我一双雪地靴

954
00:37:59,180 --> 00:38:00,980
卧槽400来刀呢

955
00:38:00,980 --> 00:38:02,330
这一下就没了

956
00:38:02,330 --> 00:38:03,110
贼心疼

957
00:38:03,110 --> 00:38:04,190
你知道吧

958
00:38:04,190 --> 00:38:06,770
我说实话认识的人不多

959
00:38:06,770 --> 00:38:08,819
就是铁摆烂的

960
00:38:08,819 --> 00:38:10,499
我也是啊

961
00:38:10,499 --> 00:38:13,079
感觉他们来这边都有那个什么都有

962
00:38:13,079 --> 00:38:17,020
初中高中的同学认识我就什么都不认识

963
00:38:18,359 --> 00:38:20,479
出门都要套皮换季

964
00:38:20,479 --> 00:38:21,889
新家主人怎样

965
00:38:21,889 --> 00:38:23,359
怎么回事呢

966
00:38:23,359 --> 00:38:25,279
呃你玩的不开心吗

967
00:38:25,279 --> 00:38:26,239
太吵了

968
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:27,079
我受不了

969
00:38:27,079 --> 00:38:29,760
太吵的地方耳朵不好嗯

970
00:38:29,939 --> 00:38:32,459
400人的主播是真富婆

971
00:38:32,459 --> 00:38:36,100
我就那一双出门都穿的靴子没了

972
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:40,780
我就那一双靴子哎呦

973
00:38:40,780 --> 00:38:42,580
家里面一直跟我说

974
00:38:42,580 --> 00:38:45,550
夏天的时候你就算穿麻袋也行

975
00:38:45,550 --> 00:38:48,220
但冬天的时候你一定要穿点好的

976
00:38:48,220 --> 00:38:50,380
不能穿破破烂烂的

977
00:38:50,380 --> 00:38:54,640
冬天穿得破破烂烂的话会很冷呃

978
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:55,610
我说好

979
00:38:56,670 --> 00:38:58,970
所以我1年买衣服的预算

980
00:38:58,970 --> 00:39:01,330
基本上都是花在冬天的

981
00:39:01,330 --> 00:39:02,410
富婆

982
00:39:02,410 --> 00:39:03,310
不要狡辩了

983
00:39:03,310 --> 00:39:05,710
没有没有没有好久没有买过东西了

984
00:39:05,710 --> 00:39:11,499
你现在主播最大的爱好就是自己玩的垃圾手游

985
00:39:11,499 --> 00:39:13,419
自己上去哐哐砍一刀

986
00:39:13,419 --> 00:39:14,470
你知道吧

987
00:39:14,470 --> 00:39:18,310
上去啪的一下砍他一刀砍一刀

988
00:39:18,310 --> 00:39:19,560
砍完了之后

989
00:39:21,439 --> 00:39:24,799
我看着那个卖家气急败坏的样子

990
00:39:24,799 --> 00:39:25,840
对不起

991
00:39:26,020 --> 00:39:27,040
其实我不是

992
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:27,880
我没看

993
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:29,920
特别特别特别严重的

994
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:30,640
他这样的

995
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:33,230
不知道你们有没有买卖过游戏账号啊

996
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:41,040
如果不从藏宝阁上面买账号的话

997
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:44,100
你的账号可能绑了其他人的实名信息

998
00:39:44,100 --> 00:39:45,360
就会被人家找回

999
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:46,970
这样就很不安全对吧

1000
00:39:46,970 --> 00:39:48,590
但你走了藏宝阁呢

1001
00:39:48,590 --> 00:39:51,180
他要收8%的信息手续费

1002
00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:54,980
一般的卖家都不愿意自己去承担这个手续费

1003
00:39:54,980 --> 00:39:56,300
所以就变成了

1004
00:39:56,300 --> 00:39:58,640
假如我这个账号我自己私下交易

1005
00:39:58,640 --> 00:39:59,720
我卖5000块钱

1006
00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:01,850
但我挂到藏宝阁上

1007
00:40:01,850 --> 00:40:03,680
我可能我就要卖5500

1008
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:06,590
因为剩下那500是他要扣掉的手续费

1009
00:40:06,590 --> 00:40:08,320
我到手还是5000

1010
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:11,260
那如果一个账号在藏宝阁上面卖了三次的话

1011
00:40:11,260 --> 00:40:12,930
那就是5500

1012
00:40:12,930 --> 00:40:14,560
在再乘以什么

1013
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:16,870
再乘以8%之后

1014
00:40:16,955 --> 00:40:18,130
加完了之后

1015
00:40:18,130 --> 00:40:20,410
再乘8%之后就将近6000

1016
00:40:20,410 --> 00:40:22,090
一个账号卖了三次之后

1017
00:40:22,090 --> 00:40:25,240
他一下就涨了接近1/5的价格

1018
00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:26,680
就涨幅就很严重

1019
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:28,570
所以藏宝阁溢价很高

1020
00:40:28,570 --> 00:40:31,060
我一般就直接照着腿砍

1021
00:40:31,060 --> 00:40:32,200
我就照七人砍

1022
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:34,310
因为我知道他挂的很高

1023
00:40:34,310 --> 00:40:35,840
他根本不值那个价钱

1024
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:38,960
之后再有好多人气急败坏的把我拉黑啊

1025
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:40,840
那个账号他挂5000

1026
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:42,520
我房价3500

1027
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:44,710
然后他在卖家上面骂我

1028
00:40:44,710 --> 00:40:47,360
哎呦没事

1029
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:48,380
主播看不上

1030
00:40:48,380 --> 00:40:49,340
不是看不上啊

1031
00:40:49,340 --> 00:40:50,780
这手续费太高了

1032
00:40:50,780 --> 00:40:54,120
关键就是我还价之后

1033
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,460
记得那个号主拍了一下涨价

1034
00:40:56,460 --> 00:40:57,370
你知道吧

1035
00:40:57,370 --> 00:41:02,580
本来他说那个挂5000可以有点还价的余地的

1036
00:41:02,580 --> 00:41:04,470
结果我还他3500

1037
00:41:04,470 --> 00:41:08,950
他秒拒绝我之后把账号价格改成了6666

1038
00:41:08,950 --> 00:41:12,070
我不知道他在想什么啊

1039
00:41:12,070 --> 00:41:14,080
你这个账号挂这么长时间

1040
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:15,220
5000块钱都卖不掉

1041
00:41:15,220 --> 00:41:15,820
你还几毛

1042
00:41:15,820 --> 00:41:16,120
6000

1043
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:17,620
666卖得掉吗

1044
00:41:17,620 --> 00:41:19,060
大家又不是

1045
00:41:19,060 --> 00:41:21,080
你跟我斗这个气干嘛

1046
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:21,980
我还价

1047
00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:24,080
说明我是真心想买的呀

1048
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:26,590
就像你在直播间骂我唱歌难听

1049
00:41:26,590 --> 00:41:29,290
那说明你是真心想看我的呀对吧

1050
00:41:29,290 --> 00:41:30,610
这什么pua话术啊

1051
00:41:30,610 --> 00:41:32,040
卧槽我受不了

1052
00:41:33,180 --> 00:41:35,120
富婆很在意的

1053
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:36,800
什么富婆不在意呀

1054
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:40,860
我其实很少不喜欢花一些

1055
00:41:40,860 --> 00:41:43,260
就没有什么必要的钱嗯

1056
00:41:43,260 --> 00:41:45,240
所以就是还价还着玩

1057
00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:46,540
太压力大

1058
00:41:46,540 --> 00:41:47,800
我开学综合症

1059
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:49,540
一开学可焦虑了

1060
00:41:49,540 --> 00:41:50,980
就把自己猫在被窝里

1061
00:41:50,980 --> 00:41:52,420
一天天不想说话

1062
00:41:52,420 --> 00:41:53,460
你知道吗

1063
00:41:53,899 --> 00:41:55,699
就不想说话呢

1064
00:41:55,699 --> 00:41:56,959
怎么回事呢

1065
00:41:56,959 --> 00:41:58,339
也不想跟人交流

1066
00:41:58,339 --> 00:41:59,389
也不想见到

1067
00:41:59,389 --> 00:42:01,639
见到别人好可怕

1068
00:42:01,639 --> 00:42:03,590
喵欢迎泡面面

1069
00:42:05,870 --> 00:42:09,719
♪ 了去不回耶 ♪

1070
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:14,720
♪ 哦如今我是造梦的人呢 ♪

1071
00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:16,940
好久没听听美丽了

1072
00:42:16,940 --> 00:42:17,720
承认是富婆

1073
00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:19,160
我又没说富婆是我

1074
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:20,900
我只是说富婆不在乎我

1075
00:42:20,900 --> 00:42:22,340
没说富婆是我

1076
00:42:22,340 --> 00:42:34,800
♪ 哼你的样子和我没看过平坦乡镇村 ♪

1077
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:36,620
笑容是会转移的

1078
00:42:36,620 --> 00:42:38,360
就像你在直播间霸凌我

1079
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:39,560
开学快乐

1080
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:42,140
笑容会拽到我的脸上一样

1081
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:45,760
♪ 等我找到你 ♪

1082
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:51,580
♪ 试探你眼睛谁 ♪

1083
00:42:51,580 --> 00:42:55,600
♪ 我怕我比相拥 ♪

1084
00:42:55,600 --> 00:43:01,090
♪ 那是我仅有的温柔 ♪

1085
00:43:01,090 --> 00:43:05,210
♪ 也是我爱你的原因 ♪

1086
00:43:05,210 --> 00:43:08,300
♪ 在这凄美地 ♪

1087
00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:10,360
谢谢饼干的小花

1088
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:10,840
早啊

1089
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:12,940
饼你收到茂茂了吗

1090
00:43:12,940 --> 00:43:13,900
我记得应该发

1091
00:43:13,900 --> 00:43:14,920
发了好多天了

1092
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:15,580
收到了吗

1093
00:43:15,580 --> 00:43:16,420
收到了吗

1094
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:19,540
这一个月假放的

1095
00:43:19,540 --> 00:43:20,380
我人都没见

1096
00:43:20,380 --> 00:43:21,850
人家放这么久啊

1097
00:43:21,850 --> 00:43:22,960
咋放这么久

1098
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:24,970
终于开始有变态

1099
00:43:24,970 --> 00:43:28,279
卧槽有变态啊

1100
00:43:28,279 --> 00:43:29,700
找帽子没收到诶

1101
00:43:29,700 --> 00:43:31,080
诶我看一下物流

1102
00:43:33,180 --> 00:43:34,560
我看一下物流没有

1103
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:37,020
因为那个卖家说15号之后

1104
00:43:37,020 --> 00:43:38,500
他们那边就不能发货

1105
00:43:39,740 --> 00:43:43,920
如今这里是风和日丽

1106
00:43:49,220 --> 00:43:52,190
♪ 不用记起你的样子 ♪

1107
00:43:52,190 --> 00:43:57,320
很我已经到你那里了

1108
00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:58,880
已经要到你那里了

1109
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:01,340
但为什么这个这个已经收获成功了呢

1110
00:44:01,340 --> 00:44:01,880
好奇怪

1111
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:04,080
自动收获了

1112
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:08,529
你不懂游戏就得翘课打才好玩啊

1113
00:44:09,769 --> 00:44:14,300
♪ 嘿等我找到你 ♪

1114
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:18,820
♪ 试探你眼睛 ♪

1115
00:44:19,340 --> 00:44:24,060
♪ 心无旁骛地相拥 ♪

1116
00:44:24,060 --> 00:44:29,450
♪ 那是我仅有的温柔 ♪

1117
00:44:29,450 --> 00:44:33,740
♪ 也是我爱你的原因 ♪

1118
00:44:33,740 --> 00:44:35,180
在这凄美地

1119
00:44:37,940 --> 00:44:41,229
说起来昨天到有警电话没接到嗯

1120
00:44:41,229 --> 00:44:42,339
我去前面看看

1121
00:44:42,339 --> 00:44:43,299
今天先别去

1122
00:44:43,299 --> 00:44:45,600
明天再吃到你当地了

1123
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:46,920
但应该还没到你

1124
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:48,600
你那个留的收件地址

1125
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:49,770
具体的位置啊

1126
00:44:49,770 --> 00:44:52,780
谢谢自带的灯牌嗯

1127
00:44:52,780 --> 00:44:54,310
哼着你爱的感动

1128
00:44:54,310 --> 00:44:56,800
谢谢16岁的小师弟的灯牌

1129
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:57,580
感谢支持

1130
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:01,870
麻将就要担任当天才能转

1131
00:45:03,300 --> 00:45:08,940
我是我之前驱车驱车好几百公

1132
00:45:08,940 --> 00:45:11,780
去外地跟人家打麻将

1133
00:45:11,780 --> 00:45:13,400
其实有的时候不太理解

1134
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:16,900
就是为什么会这样子啊

1135
00:45:16,900 --> 00:45:21,540
寂寞真的那么好玩吗

1136
00:45:21,540 --> 00:45:24,420
之前我们家里面是有麻将桌的

1137
00:45:24,420 --> 00:45:25,680
我们家还有书房的

1138
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:27,930
那个时候是有麻将桌的

1139
00:45:27,930 --> 00:45:32,900
但是后面那个地方因为就是住的人多了嘛

1140
00:45:32,900 --> 00:45:34,700
然后就改成卧室了

1141
00:45:34,700 --> 00:45:36,940
就没有麻将车了

1142
00:45:36,940 --> 00:45:38,800
今天有没有动物园

1143
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,440
你想听什么

1144
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:45,740
主播之前的动物园储备差不多被我唱完了

1145
00:45:45,740 --> 00:45:50,940
我现在只能唱那个那个叫什么糟糕糟糕哦

1146
00:45:50,940 --> 00:45:53,610
买到魔法怎么失灵啊

1147
00:45:53,610 --> 00:45:56,700
那个那个那个我只会唱那个了啊

1148
00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:59,380
有没有新曲是吧

1149
00:45:59,380 --> 00:46:01,630
新的动物园吃不太多啊

1150
00:46:01,630 --> 00:46:04,260
因为我主播比较怀旧派

1151
00:46:04,260 --> 00:46:06,360
好多歌都是好久才能学会的

1152
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:11,040
唉呀这样真的一停播

1153
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:12,440
童节直接来哟

1154
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:13,580
往下看

1155
00:46:13,580 --> 00:46:15,380
所以我都不敢听

1156
00:46:15,380 --> 00:46:18,000
我真的一天我都不敢听

1157
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,140
可能停播

1158
00:46:19,140 --> 00:46:21,300
这东西就是对于别人来说吧

1159
00:46:21,300 --> 00:46:22,410
你知道吧

1160
00:46:22,410 --> 00:46:23,940
对于别人来说

1161
00:46:23,940 --> 00:46:28,340
这个东西一天那根本就是周比较正常的时间

1162
00:46:28,340 --> 00:46:30,140
但是对于我来说

1163
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:32,660
哎呦我的天呐

1164
00:46:33,980 --> 00:46:39,020
暗恋不听一天压力都可大了

1165
00:46:39,020 --> 00:46:40,520
怎么会这样呢

1166
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:43,880
每次每每看v都得攒几桌麻将

1167
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:45,080
攒人民币是吧

1168
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:48,560
我超赌神有赌神

1169
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:51,970
卧槽你们真打原子的呀

1170
00:46:51,970 --> 00:46:54,550
那那会不会就输好多呀

1171
00:46:54,550 --> 00:46:59,080
是打那种很多的那种那种那种番薯嘛

1172
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:01,000
还是打那种比较少的呀

1173
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:02,730
就是乱斗卡捏

1174
00:47:02,730 --> 00:47:03,660
感谢路世

1175
00:47:03,660 --> 00:47:05,070
欢迎老和老和老

1176
00:47:05,070 --> 00:47:06,090
感谢支持

1177
00:47:07,590 --> 00:47:10,990
手中剑也未主播

1178
00:47:10,990 --> 00:47:14,140
现在这钢钢铁断就70胜率了

1179
00:47:14,140 --> 00:47:16,660
这赛季大乱斗算是记在这里了

1180
00:47:16,660 --> 00:47:17,440
哎呦

1181
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:23,240
可汗天灭地

1182
00:47:23,240 --> 00:47:25,040
刀剑战士飞影月的雨后

1183
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:26,480
自己出口处处是林

1184
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:28,300
阵阵阴风吹啊

1185
00:47:28,300 --> 00:47:29,080
我受不了

1186
00:47:30,100 --> 00:47:32,560
基本都是赚的也没有很多吧

1187
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:35,460
这么会打这么会打麻将的

1188
00:47:35,460 --> 00:47:38,970
为什么我说电棍按照播放量排行

1189
00:47:38,970 --> 00:47:40,840
前面都是棍杀呀

1190
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:45,080
有些人永远留在了那个夏天是吧

1191
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:50,050
还有什么那个之前他们叫我学那个风

1192
00:47:50,050 --> 00:47:51,550
把古神给呼唤

1193
00:47:51,550 --> 00:47:53,080
欧内手好汉

1194
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:54,220
什么好汉

1195
00:47:54,220 --> 00:47:56,020
把那个沙滩只剩一片海

1196
00:47:56,020 --> 00:47:57,430
蓝蓝什么的

1197
00:47:57,430 --> 00:48:00,800
嗯永远却看不到你

1198
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:04,880
也没有很多生死场复兴的

1199
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:06,860
等我学会了那什么

1200
00:48:06,860 --> 00:48:08,000
等我学会了打趣

1201
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,770
我就天天摆烂打去

1202
00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:14,180
天天催我直播播游戏的人啊

1203
00:48:14,180 --> 00:48:15,920
等我学会了打趣

1204
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:16,760
我学会了

1205
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:17,840
我等我有朋友

1206
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:21,760
我就天天播炎炎瞎折磨你们

1207
00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:25,600
最近那个鸭山是不是炸房炸的挺多的呀

1208
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:28,180
我看到了好多人又在又在搞恶俗

1209
00:48:28,180 --> 00:48:32,820
又在卧槽上下又在又在狠狠炸房了

1210
00:48:32,820 --> 00:48:34,200
怎么回事呢

1211
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:37,380
去听歌了

1212
00:48:37,380 --> 00:48:38,160
真是的

1213
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:40,140
你看都嘴上都说了

1214
00:48:40,140 --> 00:48:42,200
打去月宫好龙吧

1215
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:44,660
都是叶公好龙主播

1216
00:48:44,660 --> 00:48:46,220
我好想跟你打趣

1217
00:48:46,220 --> 00:48:47,720
好想跟你打撸啊撸啊

1218
00:48:47,720 --> 00:48:48,780
一卧槽

1219
00:48:48,780 --> 00:48:50,370
从来还不如今天

1220
00:48:50,370 --> 00:48:52,800
那怎么回事呢

1221
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:56,620
烟烟沙烟烟沙要炸房来了

1222
00:48:56,620 --> 00:48:59,920
你你你怎么你学会了退号黑听

1223
00:48:59,920 --> 00:49:02,720
然后要说话再登上来是吧

1224
00:49:02,720 --> 00:49:04,040
学的什么东西

1225
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:06,050
学点好的行不行啊

1226
00:49:06,050 --> 00:49:10,480
这是前几天紫毛他们才被炸弹人炸了

1227
00:49:11,379 --> 00:49:12,899
怎么回事呢

1228
00:49:12,899 --> 00:49:13,979
怎么怎么回事

1229
00:49:13,979 --> 00:49:15,540
怎么又有人这么闲啊

1230
00:49:15,540 --> 00:49:17,640
是不是没有没有家里人啊

1231
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:20,550
天天在炸虚拟主播房没了

1232
00:49:20,550 --> 00:49:22,200
怎么回事呢

1233
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:24,200
欢迎连超人

1234
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:26,660
有这个闲工夫

1235
00:49:26,660 --> 00:49:29,600
多陪伴陪伴家人不好吗

1236
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:34,160
其实我真的不太理解

1237
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:35,300
你知道吧

1238
00:49:35,300 --> 00:49:39,900
主播快整两首动物园把我自己的房炸了是吧

1239
00:49:39,900 --> 00:49:43,470
我看看看看有什么能唱的了

1240
00:49:43,470 --> 00:49:45,920
好多经典都唱不了

1241
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:46,820
好难啊

1242
00:49:46,820 --> 00:49:48,740
我给你整个夏侯可以听

1243
00:49:48,740 --> 00:49:49,820
发弹幕都不上

1244
00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:50,540
别呀

1245
00:49:50,540 --> 00:49:52,460
能不能能不能让我看到你们

1246
00:49:52,460 --> 00:49:54,240
让我看到你们安心一点

1247
00:49:54,260 --> 00:49:56,280
别搞的主播哎呦

1248
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:57,060
我的天呐

1249
00:49:57,060 --> 00:49:59,230
坐在这直播直播间笑

1250
00:49:59,230 --> 00:50:00,850
像那什么尖一样

1251
00:50:00,850 --> 00:50:01,990
我都不说词儿

1252
00:50:01,990 --> 00:50:04,120
攻不攻击性太高了

1253
00:50:04,939 --> 00:50:07,419
像停着主播的房间一样

1254
00:50:07,419 --> 00:50:09,159
那也太太不好了吧

1255
00:50:09,159 --> 00:50:15,180
能不能对主播温柔点啊啊你都被出道了

1256
00:50:15,180 --> 00:50:17,880
你刚刚这段我扔七级群里面

1257
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:19,560
你要给我扔七级群里面

1258
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:21,580
我真的会讨厌你的

1259
00:50:22,180 --> 00:50:25,170
我知道沈老师不是完全的乐子人

1260
00:50:25,170 --> 00:50:26,520
那主播讨厌你了

1261
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:28,740
你会不会也有也有一点难过

1262
00:50:28,740 --> 00:50:30,920
你知道乐子人

1263
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:33,080
乐子人会有自己喜欢的人吗

1264
00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:36,279
然后搞乐子的时候伤害到自己喜欢的人

1265
00:50:36,279 --> 00:50:38,019
乐子人会难过吗

1266
00:50:38,019 --> 00:50:39,519
乐子人会道歉吗

1267
00:50:39,519 --> 00:50:43,790
我不知道直播间一堆人发弹幕

1268
00:50:43,790 --> 00:50:45,140
但同接为零

1269
00:50:45,140 --> 00:50:46,640
卧槽鬼城是吧

1270
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:48,380
好可怕好可怕

1271
00:50:48,380 --> 00:50:49,580
是鬼城是吧

1272
00:50:49,580 --> 00:50:50,880
有什么哎呦

1273
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:53,730
你会变成完全的炸弹人

1274
00:50:53,730 --> 00:50:55,110
你真可怕

1275
00:50:55,110 --> 00:50:58,720
卧槽你你你真可怕啊

1276
00:50:58,720 --> 00:51:02,420
大家感觉有一种那什么与虎谋皮的感觉

1277
00:51:02,460 --> 00:51:05,070
主播主播到底做对了哪里

1278
00:51:05,070 --> 00:51:07,500
让当年还是青涩青涩

1279
00:51:07,500 --> 00:51:11,990
那个全肯定萌萌人还会管主播叫老师

1280
00:51:11,990 --> 00:51:13,220
还会叫妈咪的

1281
00:51:13,220 --> 00:51:15,290
这个全肯定某某人沈逸

1282
00:51:15,290 --> 00:51:17,990
然后喜欢上了主播的直播呢

1283
00:51:17,990 --> 00:51:19,580
这是怎么回事呢

1284
00:51:19,580 --> 00:51:21,740
哎呦好可怕呀

1285
00:51:21,819 --> 00:51:23,379
好可怕的人

1286
00:51:23,379 --> 00:51:24,339
我受不了了

1287
00:51:24,339 --> 00:51:26,920
这种畸形的爱也太恐怖了

1288
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,810
满足电冲太钢都没了

1289
00:51:30,810 --> 00:51:35,160
亲猪比酒桶的操作都没你拉胯

1290
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:36,970
热爱野区b3 狼

1291
00:51:36,970 --> 00:51:39,010
等你只会闲逛

1292
00:51:39,010 --> 00:51:42,680
把步数刷毒

1293
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:45,830
你不知道人该怎么抓

1294
00:51:45,830 --> 00:51:49,900
谁不能上队友被三人连他

1295
00:51:49,900 --> 00:51:53,740
你从来都不救我一下起不来

1296
00:51:53,740 --> 00:51:57,120
是不是就是会员长大文

1297
00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:59,820
昨天范范快传话

1298
00:51:59,820 --> 00:52:01,500
难以火化

1299
00:52:01,500 --> 00:52:04,000
这次回你家

1300
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:06,580
找到你在哪

1301
00:52:06,580 --> 00:52:09,020
可以挖出兵马

1302
00:52:10,140 --> 00:52:11,240
来自钢精

1303
00:52:11,240 --> 00:52:12,890
穷抬杠都没了

1304
00:52:12,890 --> 00:52:17,780
亲铸币酒桶的操作都没你拉垮热爱

1305
00:52:17,780 --> 00:52:21,120
也许比赛老带你只会闲逛

1306
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:25,020
把步数刷嘟嘟嘟嘟天盖

1307
00:52:25,020 --> 00:52:26,340
这玩骑车穿

1308
00:52:26,340 --> 00:52:28,420
不会踩踏春风

1309
00:52:28,420 --> 00:52:32,260
把我激怒动的悬崖游戏

1310
00:52:32,260 --> 00:52:33,880
队友成败了

1311
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:40,010
觉得我是在认真打三带二就完结了

1312
00:52:40,010 --> 00:52:42,340
也没啥办法解决

1313
00:52:42,340 --> 00:52:45,420
就是我的锅炉里没啥话

1314
00:52:52,340 --> 00:52:53,900
打野走位

1315
00:52:57,620 --> 00:53:00,920
等你全家找个乐队

1316
00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:07,340
♪ 奥利安飞 ♪

1317
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:13,550
好像唱不出来那个感觉好像差了那么一点了

1318
00:53:13,550 --> 00:53:15,800
主播主播主播开学了之后

1319
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:19,510
没有那个发自内心的快乐感了

1320
00:53:19,510 --> 00:53:22,700
感觉唱动物园就像失去了灵魂

1321
00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:23,960
怎么回事呢

1322
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:25,720
哈哈主播唱的这么熟悉

1323
00:53:25,720 --> 00:53:26,740
一定溜了很多次不

1324
00:53:26,740 --> 00:53:27,880
那是倒背如流

1325
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:29,620
谢谢泡面面的马戏之王

1326
00:53:29,620 --> 00:53:32,260
谢谢亨泰的打call红豆泥阿里嘎

1327
00:53:32,260 --> 00:53:34,090
多谢谢谢谢主播

1328
00:53:34,090 --> 00:53:35,650
我想听寄明月

1329
00:53:35,650 --> 00:53:38,490
你你就喜欢听经典作品是吧

1330
00:53:38,490 --> 00:53:39,870
你也跟主播一样

1331
00:53:39,870 --> 00:53:40,650
是怀旧派

1332
00:53:40,650 --> 00:53:42,480
永远赶在那个夏天

1333
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:44,300
你是什么人穿人

1334
00:53:44,300 --> 00:53:46,820
你是你是你是你是什么人

1335
00:53:46,820 --> 00:53:48,200
你是巴黎人

1336
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:49,280
你是仁川人

1337
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:50,960
不对你是动物园人

1338
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:52,510
怎么回事呢

1339
00:53:52,510 --> 00:53:54,790
永远活在那个夏天的人

1340
00:53:54,790 --> 00:53:59,619
哎呦其实我喜欢那个苏幕遮啊

1341
00:53:59,619 --> 00:54:01,359
但苏幕遮太文雅了

1342
00:54:01,359 --> 00:54:04,140
我觉得我唱不明白那个

1343
00:54:05,999 --> 00:54:09,199
我想听不该你不该我得找人合唱啊

1344
00:54:09,199 --> 00:54:10,669
我不得找个男的合唱

1345
00:54:10,669 --> 00:54:13,009
那不该我自己能我自己能唱吗

1346
00:54:13,009 --> 00:54:14,500
这是能唱的歌吗

1347
00:54:14,500 --> 00:54:15,820
主播不会吹唢呐

1348
00:54:15,820 --> 00:54:23,200
♪ 嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟 ♪

1349
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:33,570
把我一直在好好打

1350
00:54:33,570 --> 00:54:36,620
你觉得我那波在干嘛

1351
00:54:36,620 --> 00:54:39,290
真理获加钢筋

1352
00:54:39,290 --> 00:54:41,780
♪ 你们他是我爹 ♪

1353
00:54:41,780 --> 00:54:47,260
你不许说她去看看比胜欧内的手

1354
00:54:47,260 --> 00:54:50,260
白银黄金都是低分狗

1355
00:54:50,260 --> 00:54:52,300
在这穷抬杠

1356
00:54:52,300 --> 00:54:54,120
我都限购

1357
00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:57,090
嘟嘟嘟嘟给你送走

1358
00:55:04,500 --> 00:55:06,690
♪ 李白太妙 ♪

1359
00:55:06,690 --> 00:55:08,400
♪ 上闹了 ♪

1360
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:10,380
求太高

1361
00:55:10,380 --> 00:55:13,440
你就是猪鼻打野球

1362
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:15,780
西地方公园

1363
00:55:15,780 --> 00:55:17,160
♪ 说越奇迹 ♪

1364
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:24,010
你就是奥利安费奥利成钛钢笔看直播回家出兵

1365
00:55:24,010 --> 00:55:29,960
低分狗杠精致灵魂打野猪鼻操作在这装

1366
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:34,700
♪ 你是空卡比兽是猪鼻吧 ♪

1367
00:55:34,700 --> 00:55:36,740
♪ 打野的走完一夜送走 ♪

1368
00:55:36,740 --> 00:55:36,980
♪ 你 ♪

1369
00:55:36,980 --> 00:55:42,140
♪ 马得得得得得得得得得得得得得得得得得 ♪

1370
00:55:42,140 --> 00:55:48,210
得得得得得得得得得得得给主播送走了是吧

1371
00:55:48,210 --> 00:55:50,920
我真服啊

1372
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:55,720
谢谢泡面面的奇彩权杖互动

1373
00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:56,760
你阿里嘎多

1374
00:55:56,760 --> 00:55:58,260
你是懂得扣分的

1375
00:55:58,260 --> 00:55:59,040
你知道吗

1376
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:00,660
你是懂得控分的

1377
00:56:00,660 --> 00:56:04,499
你是懂得把主播的分数控在那个直播

1378
00:56:04,499 --> 00:56:06,659
时间控制在两个小时整啊

1379
00:56:06,659 --> 00:56:07,979
非常的好对吧

1380
00:56:07,979 --> 00:56:09,000
现在是几点

1381
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:10,740
现在是晚上09:56

1382
00:56:10,740 --> 00:56:11,820
我们再播一个小时

1383
00:56:11,820 --> 00:56:12,600
10:56

1384
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:14,700
非常完美的睡觉时间

1385
00:56:14,700 --> 00:56:17,880
主播不会吹唢呐嘟嘟嘟

1386
00:56:17,919 --> 00:56:20,229
怎么没有人做音乐器呢

1387
00:56:20,229 --> 00:56:23,079
拿我拿我这个读读读调一下音之类的

1388
00:56:23,079 --> 00:56:23,919
做点鬼畜

1389
00:56:23,919 --> 00:56:25,240
等我以后等我以后

1390
00:56:25,240 --> 00:56:27,760
那什么我以后我以后大v了

1391
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:29,800
要是有人做鬼畜二创对吧

1392
00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:32,990
我就优先转发那个鬼畜二创啊

1393
00:56:32,990 --> 00:56:34,550
多转发点鬼畜二创

1394
00:56:34,550 --> 00:56:36,410
让大家感觉到我的喜好

1395
00:56:36,410 --> 00:56:37,010
你知道吗

1396
00:56:37,010 --> 00:56:38,620
燕子想加班吗

1397
00:56:38,620 --> 00:56:42,720
两两个小时加个小

1398
00:56:42,720 --> 00:56:43,260
加一层

1399
00:56:43,260 --> 00:56:44,640
加半个点可以吗

1400
00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:45,480
加半个点可以

1401
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:46,440
昨天没播吗

1402
00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:49,260
因为同传呢同传救一下

1403
00:56:49,260 --> 00:56:50,190
明天没早课

1404
00:56:50,190 --> 00:56:53,280
是同传呢

1405
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:54,540
同传救一下

1406
00:56:54,540 --> 00:56:57,900
同传呢队友队友不在哎呦

1407
00:56:58,279 --> 00:56:59,719
打也不在

1408
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:01,500
在也不打

1409
00:57:02,459 --> 00:57:03,559
才半个点啊

1410
00:57:03,559 --> 00:57:04,159
那算了

1411
00:57:04,159 --> 00:57:04,939
不给你加了

1412
00:57:04,939 --> 00:57:06,139
你要给我加什么呀

1413
00:57:06,139 --> 00:57:08,720
你不会上来就就就出手

1414
00:57:08,720 --> 00:57:10,730
就是半个点还少吗

1415
00:57:10,730 --> 00:57:13,900
卧槽一出手就就要是那啥是吧

1416
00:57:13,900 --> 00:57:17,290
你出手就要是一个一个一个一个翻倍

1417
00:57:17,290 --> 00:57:19,970
卧槽我受不了了

1418
00:57:19,970 --> 00:57:22,370
这猫是真喜欢这猫

1419
00:57:22,370 --> 00:57:24,250
这猫是挺喜欢的

1420
00:57:24,250 --> 00:57:26,370
怎么今天少骗点米

1421
00:57:26,370 --> 00:57:28,950
哎哟那那多骗点还不加班

1422
00:57:28,950 --> 00:57:30,660
有没有这种好事呀

1423
00:57:30,660 --> 00:57:33,750
有没有能又骗又不加班的感觉

1424
00:57:33,750 --> 00:57:37,260
怎么说要一个点起步班啊

1425
00:57:37,260 --> 00:57:38,279
那个什么呀

1426
00:57:38,279 --> 00:57:40,499
那我们正常直播是多久

1427
00:57:40,499 --> 00:57:41,669
一个半小时

1428
00:57:41,669 --> 00:57:42,779
然后对吧

1429
00:57:42,779 --> 00:57:45,240
之前天顶那个不加班

1430
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:49,440
采纳的加班被那个泡妹妹给抵掉了

1431
00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:52,860
那家其实播到两个半小时就加了一小时了

1432
00:57:52,860 --> 00:57:55,340
怎么来点红红的东西

1433
00:57:57,680 --> 00:57:59,810
哎有的时候怎么回事呢

1434
00:57:59,810 --> 00:58:00,350
是吧

1435
00:58:00,350 --> 00:58:02,060
来点红红的东西

1436
00:58:02,060 --> 00:58:03,760
苍蝇搓手

1437
00:58:03,819 --> 00:58:05,739
先别来红红的东西

1438
00:58:05,739 --> 00:58:07,059
给我来两张卡吧

1439
00:58:07,059 --> 00:58:10,080
大家这零比零太难看了

1440
00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:12,420
零比零不太难看了吧

1441
00:58:12,420 --> 00:58:14,610
来点红红的东西

1442
00:58:14,610 --> 00:58:16,300
写着四个字母呀

1443
00:58:16,300 --> 00:58:19,100
那个什么什么四个字母啊

1444
00:58:19,100 --> 00:58:21,860
n m什么l是吧

1445
00:58:21,860 --> 00:58:22,520
好可怕

1446
00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:25,960
卧槽好有攻击性啊

1447
00:58:26,140 --> 00:58:29,110
谢谢夏琳的小花是吧

1448
00:58:29,110 --> 00:58:30,760
你开学了

1449
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:33,460
一比零点球大战来喽

1450
00:58:33,460 --> 00:58:35,670
嗨皮哈哈哈

1451
00:58:35,670 --> 00:58:36,630
哎呦你好

1452
00:58:36,630 --> 00:58:38,700
有攻击的那四个字母是什么呀

1453
00:58:38,700 --> 00:58:41,130
总不会是g s l b吧

1454
00:58:41,130 --> 00:58:44,310
那也太恐怖了

1455
00:58:44,819 --> 00:58:47,249
啊啊啊啊吓我一跳

1456
00:58:47,249 --> 00:58:48,479
你太纯良了

1457
00:58:48,479 --> 00:58:48,959
对不起

1458
00:58:48,959 --> 00:58:51,059
这四个字母让主播心声联想

1459
00:58:51,059 --> 00:58:52,900
浮想联翩了啊

1460
00:58:52,900 --> 00:58:55,360
太美丽了太美丽了

1461
00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:57,280
谢谢谢谢乱斗卡

1462
00:58:57,280 --> 00:58:59,720
谢谢甘雨和八喜的礼物

1463
00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:00,380
感谢支持

1464
00:59:00,380 --> 00:59:01,760
好恐怖啊好恐怖

1465
00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:03,260
当主播刚刚没说过

1466
00:59:03,260 --> 00:59:05,270
当主播刚刚没说过

1467
00:59:06,510 --> 00:59:07,370
红地毯

1468
00:59:07,370 --> 00:59:08,560
这是干什么

1469
00:59:08,759 --> 00:59:10,919
红地毯能打多少个字啊

1470
00:59:10,919 --> 00:59:14,240
你这样你你独轮车你就打那个

1471
00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:15,080
你就打废了

1472
00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:15,800
你就打废了

1473
00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:17,960
打完之后你打个那个感叹号

1474
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:19,100
然后你把他打满

1475
00:59:19,100 --> 00:59:20,020
你知道吗

1476
00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:23,740
爆爆爆爆爆

1477
00:59:23,740 --> 00:59:25,120
怎么感觉像抱抱抱啊

1478
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:26,500
咱们直播间别刷爆了

1479
00:59:26,500 --> 00:59:28,030
这算卦算了

1480
00:59:28,030 --> 00:59:29,740
我感觉比豹更可怕

1481
00:59:29,740 --> 00:59:30,880
你知道吗

1482
00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:35,440
四个字给什么主播心里话全骗出来

1483
00:59:36,810 --> 00:59:39,930
哎哟你们都不知道我刚才说的那是啥

1484
00:59:39,930 --> 00:59:43,899
我也不想让你们知道那个那个是很恐怖的东西

1485
00:59:43,899 --> 00:59:46,560
那是很恐怖的东西

1486
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:49,200
ak 90个字啊

1487
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:50,700
那是很恐怖的东西

1488
00:59:50,700 --> 00:59:51,780
都不能让你们知道

1489
00:59:51,780 --> 00:59:52,240
人

1490
00:59:58,580 --> 00:59:59,560
别报了

1491
00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:00,280
别报了

1492
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:01,240
没到过年了

1493
01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:01,900
过年再报

1494
01:00:01,900 --> 01:00:03,820
过年再报

1495
01:00:04,299 --> 01:00:09,059
我想听的呀

1496
01:00:09,059 --> 01:00:10,410
你们没听清是吧

1497
01:00:10,410 --> 01:00:12,030
而且正好没听清啊

1498
01:00:12,030 --> 01:00:13,110
那太好了太好了

1499
01:00:13,110 --> 01:00:15,710
正好没听清就不该亲亲了

1500
01:00:15,710 --> 01:00:17,090
呃幸好没听清了

1501
01:00:17,090 --> 01:00:21,300
要不然你们你们你们会对我产生不好的影响的

1502
01:00:21,300 --> 01:00:23,930
你刚刚说的什么

1503
01:00:23,930 --> 01:00:25,550
你哎你怎么听清了

1504
01:00:25,550 --> 01:00:26,450
你别发呀

1505
01:00:26,450 --> 01:00:27,830
直播间一会没了

1506
01:00:27,830 --> 01:00:28,860
别别

1507
01:00:32,460 --> 01:00:33,740
哎别别发

1508
01:00:33,740 --> 01:00:35,390
我还不想聊这些啊

1509
01:00:35,390 --> 01:00:37,310
没有没有那个什么呀

1510
01:00:37,310 --> 01:00:42,239
不不不不是不是不是那个什么怎么说呢

1511
01:00:42,239 --> 01:00:45,330
就嗯当我没说过吧

1512
01:00:45,330 --> 01:00:46,230
当我没说过吧

1513
01:00:46,230 --> 01:00:48,240
我不想跟大家往下细聊

1514
01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:49,170
细聊的话

1515
01:00:49,170 --> 01:00:50,610
一会直播间没了

1516
01:00:50,610 --> 01:00:52,110
把把把观众掉了

1517
01:00:52,110 --> 01:00:53,420
直播间没了

1518
01:00:53,700 --> 01:00:57,510
因为舰长礼物是新衣服设计立牌啊

1519
01:00:57,510 --> 01:00:59,150
嗯应该是吧

1520
01:00:59,150 --> 01:01:00,110
应该是吧

1521
01:01:00,110 --> 01:01:01,430
不确定再看看

1522
01:01:01,430 --> 01:01:02,750
应该是赶紧聊

1523
01:01:02,750 --> 01:01:06,660
不不不不能聊不能聊就是不能聊的话题啊

1524
01:01:06,660 --> 01:01:08,280
主播刚才嘴贱

1525
01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:10,260
你当没听过吧

1526
01:01:11,820 --> 01:01:13,370
什么时候毕业

1527
01:01:13,370 --> 01:01:14,450
别着急

1528
01:01:14,450 --> 01:01:16,100
当不了你们说过

1529
01:01:16,100 --> 01:01:17,540
这不是什么好东西了

1530
01:01:17,540 --> 01:01:19,890
你还你还未成年人呢

1531
01:01:19,890 --> 01:01:22,020
不对你成年了啊

1532
01:01:22,020 --> 01:01:23,460
你还没上大学呢

1533
01:01:23,460 --> 01:01:25,760
不能听这些什么

1534
01:01:25,760 --> 01:01:28,310
能不能给哥们夹一套福卡

1535
01:01:28,310 --> 01:01:31,360
根本不想去三次元求志愿服了

1536
01:01:32,399 --> 01:01:34,129
也也不是不行吧

1537
01:01:34,129 --> 01:01:35,280
也可以

1538
01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:40,200
主要我不玩这个集五福啊

1539
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:42,890
之前刚出那2年我还玩

1540
01:01:42,890 --> 01:01:44,090
因为朋友啊

1541
01:01:44,090 --> 01:01:46,190
亲属啊又拿了几千块

1542
01:01:46,190 --> 01:01:47,150
而不是什么几千块

1543
01:01:47,150 --> 01:01:48,340
几百块的

1544
01:01:48,580 --> 01:01:51,280
后面我发现集完了之后

1545
01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:53,800
大家一到过年过年那天

1546
01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:56,200
然后就集完符之后等着开

1547
01:01:56,279 --> 01:01:57,479
等到12点

1548
01:01:57,479 --> 01:01:59,579
那个时候大家都不互相说什么

1549
01:01:59,579 --> 01:02:00,779
新年快乐了

1550
01:02:00,779 --> 01:02:02,730
都在低头看手机

1551
01:02:02,730 --> 01:02:04,410
结果低头一看手机

1552
01:02:04,410 --> 01:02:07,110
你八毛我一块的也不是很多

1553
01:02:07,110 --> 01:02:08,070
就不好玩

1554
01:02:08,070 --> 01:02:08,670
你知道吧

1555
01:02:08,670 --> 01:02:10,040
就不想玩了

1556
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:13,790
钻石会员领三张万能可香了

1557
01:02:13,790 --> 01:02:15,860
那什么三张公共牌

1558
01:02:15,860 --> 01:02:18,530
再加上你自己截两张最好记的就行是吧

1559
01:02:18,530 --> 01:02:20,200
你搁这打德州呢

1560
01:02:20,259 --> 01:02:22,419
两个号可以给主播打

1561
01:02:22,419 --> 01:02:23,559
一个是什么

1562
01:02:23,559 --> 01:02:24,699
是b站的活动吗

1563
01:02:24,699 --> 01:02:27,240
我还以为你说支付宝的那个活动呢

1564
01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:30,620
唱点歌吧

1565
01:02:30,620 --> 01:02:32,180
大家唱点大歌吧

1566
01:02:32,180 --> 01:02:33,200
一天没说话了

1567
01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:34,700
唱点歌来

1568
01:02:36,740 --> 01:02:38,380
主播不会玩德州

1569
01:02:38,380 --> 01:02:41,120
我只觉得会打德州的人很帅啊

1570
01:02:41,359 --> 01:02:43,249
你知道我觉得什么

1571
01:02:43,249 --> 01:02:44,929
我是很奇怪的一个人

1572
01:02:44,929 --> 01:02:47,659
我觉得留长头发的男生很帅

1573
01:02:47,659 --> 01:02:48,640
我很喜欢

1574
01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:50,560
就那种带点小卷卷的

1575
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:52,660
扎个小辫儿的或者公主头的啊

1576
01:02:52,660 --> 01:02:53,440
我觉得好帅

1577
01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:54,390
你知道吧

1578
01:02:54,390 --> 01:02:55,890
我觉得我觉得可帅

1579
01:02:55,890 --> 01:02:57,000
可有气质了

1580
01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:59,260
然后我觉得会打德州的

1581
01:02:59,260 --> 01:03:00,640
会飞扑克牌的

1582
01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:01,180
好帅

1583
01:03:01,180 --> 01:03:01,870
你知道吧

1584
01:03:01,870 --> 01:03:03,280
很幼稚的一个人啊

1585
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:06,450
我就是诶好奇怪

1586
01:03:06,450 --> 01:03:07,080
这

1587
01:03:14,540 --> 01:03:17,620
小小的小小小你饿了几分狗恶

1588
01:03:17,620 --> 01:03:20,580
你小小小的小小小的手手是神狗

1589
01:03:20,580 --> 01:03:23,670
欧内手手手内欧欧欧内小小阿米诺

1590
01:03:23,670 --> 01:03:26,880
你不许说他他是我爹

1591
01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:30,420
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

1592
01:03:30,420 --> 01:03:31,860
这个后面不能唱了

1593
01:03:31,860 --> 01:03:33,580
只能唱这个开头啊

1594
01:03:33,580 --> 01:03:36,460
主播在直播间里面跟人家在

1595
01:03:36,460 --> 01:03:38,560
在这个群里面跟人家接这首歌的时候

1596
01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:39,460
我把前面唱了

1597
01:03:39,460 --> 01:03:40,420
后面人家接不上了

1598
01:03:40,420 --> 01:03:44,850
因为这歌不能唱就唱不了阿兹

1599
01:03:47,970 --> 01:03:49,320
欧内的手好汉

1600
01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:51,480
好好的幸福等你

1601
01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:52,380
么么哒

1602
01:03:52,380 --> 01:03:56,620
米诺哒哒哒哒哒哒哒

1603
01:04:07,580 --> 01:04:12,290
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

1604
01:04:12,290 --> 01:04:13,940
主播给你换点人民币

1605
01:04:13,940 --> 01:04:15,020
没笔了

1606
01:04:15,020 --> 01:04:18,230
哈哈哈哈啊

1607
01:04:18,230 --> 01:04:23,580
天我们这里十paper我支付你啊

1608
01:04:23,580 --> 01:04:25,980
我们这里支持pp支付啊

1609
01:04:25,980 --> 01:04:27,030
懂得都懂

1610
01:04:27,030 --> 01:04:28,440
现在泡妹妹了

1611
01:04:28,440 --> 01:04:29,400
至尊宝盒的吗

1612
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:31,480
谢之宝后多尼阿里嘎多

1613
01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:32,500
别恶心

1614
01:04:32,500 --> 01:04:35,100
哥们怎么主播说长得哎

1615
01:04:35,100 --> 01:04:37,050
主播说留长头发的人帅

1616
01:04:37,050 --> 01:04:38,700
你就在这边自我意识过剩

1617
01:04:38,700 --> 01:04:39,720
把自己对号入座

1618
01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:41,900
但是啊主播说我帅了

1619
01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:43,640
但是不行啊

1620
01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:45,600
不能这样表现出来

1621
01:04:45,600 --> 01:04:46,320
被她夸奖

1622
01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:47,460
很开心的样子

1623
01:04:47,460 --> 01:04:48,360
那怎么能

1624
01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:51,720
那怎么那怎么能那个什么我的乐子人兴奋呢

1625
01:04:51,720 --> 01:04:52,890
对吧啊

1626
01:04:52,890 --> 01:04:55,110
这个这个太太太不好了

1627
01:04:55,110 --> 01:04:55,950
太萌萌人了

1628
01:04:55,950 --> 01:04:56,610
不可以啊

1629
01:04:56,610 --> 01:04:58,130
这是不可以的嗯

1630
01:04:58,130 --> 01:05:01,010
于是呃就就在这边心里面美滋滋

1631
01:05:01,010 --> 01:05:02,480
在这边表面上啊

1632
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:04,070
别恶心哥们

1633
01:05:04,070 --> 01:05:06,919
别恶心我啊

1634
01:05:06,919 --> 01:05:07,759
对我想起来了

1635
01:05:07,759 --> 01:05:10,339
妹妹那个佩佩到后疯掉了

1636
01:05:10,339 --> 01:05:12,920
那怎么办那怎么办那怎么办

1637
01:05:13,259 --> 01:05:15,479
好像也没什么太大的办法呀

1638
01:05:15,479 --> 01:05:17,489
我给你提供那个那个什么

1639
01:05:17,489 --> 01:05:19,880
给你提供那个呃

1640
01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:23,660
有个软件叫什么来着

1641
01:05:23,660 --> 01:05:27,340
我在用那个软件之前没加币了

1642
01:05:27,340 --> 01:05:29,260
我用那个软件换的加币

1643
01:05:29,260 --> 01:05:31,480
但是好像没法把加币换成人民币

1644
01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:33,450
这好像是违规的哦

1645
01:05:33,450 --> 01:05:35,760
和面包比赛真的吗

1646
01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:37,110
pp上舰可以吗

1647
01:05:37,110 --> 01:05:38,140
是可以的呀

1648
01:05:38,140 --> 01:05:38,860
是可以的

1649
01:05:38,860 --> 01:05:40,300
你别拿ios就可以了

1650
01:05:40,300 --> 01:05:43,800
我记得电脑扫码的时候是可以选择付款方式的

1651
01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:47,860
但他好像一次性最多往出付多少500刀

1652
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:51,630
在每个国家它每个币种不管是美元

1653
01:05:51,630 --> 01:05:52,200
加元

1654
01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:55,300
英镑好像都是500上限

1655
01:05:56,439 --> 01:05:57,779
提供一个邮箱

1656
01:05:57,779 --> 01:05:58,499
不是吧

1657
01:05:58,499 --> 01:05:59,519
他直接b站

1658
01:05:59,519 --> 01:06:00,359
他自己支持

1659
01:06:00,359 --> 01:06:01,679
肯定不提供邮箱啊

1660
01:06:01,679 --> 01:06:03,220
哈哈哈

1661
01:06:03,799 --> 01:06:06,259
直接把二维码挂在直播间里是吗

1662
01:06:06,259 --> 01:06:07,279
那太恐怖了

1663
01:06:07,279 --> 01:06:08,599
谢谢本场最佳助攻

1664
01:06:08,599 --> 01:06:10,519
方便面好干净啊

1665
01:06:10,519 --> 01:06:12,360
应该多感谢支持

1666
01:06:13,060 --> 01:06:16,980
欧内手手手内欧欧欧内手手低分狗

1667
01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:20,240
之前他们了解主播的

1668
01:06:20,240 --> 01:06:23,180
应该都知道主播为什么喜欢那个什么主播

1669
01:06:23,180 --> 01:06:26,000
也不知道自己为什么喜欢长头发的男生啊

1670
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:28,840
但是不是喜欢那种长发到腰的

1671
01:06:28,840 --> 01:06:29,320
石老师

1672
01:06:29,320 --> 01:06:31,000
不用太自我过剩了

1673
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:34,010
这个长发到腰有点比我的头发都长了

1674
01:06:34,010 --> 01:06:35,630
现在我稍微卷一点

1675
01:06:35,630 --> 01:06:39,560
然后大概刚刚到那个肩膀的那个地方的

1676
01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:45,060
对到肩膀或者到那个脖子一半的这种啊

1677
01:06:45,060 --> 01:06:50,289
很年轻的这种少年气息很重的呃

1678
01:06:50,289 --> 01:06:54,280
留长头发的还卷卷的

1679
01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:56,200
再加上扎个小辫子

1680
01:06:56,200 --> 01:06:57,280
我觉得这么帅

1681
01:06:57,280 --> 01:06:58,360
你知道吗

1682
01:07:00,220 --> 01:07:01,920
就是这样的感觉呢

1683
01:07:04,740 --> 01:07:06,380
诶这什么声音呀

1684
01:07:07,539 --> 01:07:09,089
射手我用一下

1685
01:07:09,089 --> 01:07:10,559
主播是女通

1686
01:07:10,559 --> 01:07:11,909
那不是啊

1687
01:07:11,909 --> 01:07:13,139
你你说什么

1688
01:07:13,139 --> 01:07:15,500
你说主播是那个什么是吧

1689
01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:17,480
你说你说那个

1690
01:07:23,219 --> 01:07:24,660
什么鬼啊

1691
01:07:26,580 --> 01:07:29,690
谢谢差点掐人中了啥呀

1692
01:07:29,690 --> 01:07:31,370
听说主播喜欢你

1693
01:07:31,370 --> 01:07:32,600
吓得那什么是吧

1694
01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:33,800
主播不喜欢你

1695
01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:35,000
别作为是过剩

1696
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:39,419
别搞想不出来主播说的那个是什么

1697
01:07:39,419 --> 01:07:40,919
别别别你别想出来

1698
01:07:40,919 --> 01:07:44,700
那个那个那个那个词是是一个缩写

1699
01:07:44,700 --> 01:07:45,900
是一个中文缩写

1700
01:07:45,900 --> 01:07:46,920
那是一本书

1701
01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:50,880
一本在那个耽美文学界里面

1702
01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:56,400
地位跟那个呃那个什么白

1703
01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:58,860
那个什么差不多的一本书啊

1704
01:07:58,860 --> 01:08:00,100
呃你懂吧

1705
01:08:02,700 --> 01:08:05,300
嗯但不能具体给你解释

1706
01:08:05,300 --> 01:08:07,760
因为这个这个不能具体啊

1707
01:08:07,760 --> 01:08:10,080
你你怎么会知道这种东西

1708
01:08:15,240 --> 01:08:20,150
你们你们你们你们你们牛郎都要学这些的吗

1709
01:08:28,669 --> 01:08:31,800
白纸说话哎呦

1710
01:08:32,820 --> 01:08:34,920
这什么百度到了

1711
01:08:34,920 --> 01:08:36,779
别别百度这种东西

1712
01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:38,640
百度点好的

1713
01:08:38,640 --> 01:08:40,680
学点好的好不好

1714
01:08:42,390 --> 01:08:45,119
哈哈哈哈哈啊

1715
01:08:45,119 --> 01:08:46,120
我受不了

1716
01:08:46,139 --> 01:08:46,919
对不起

1717
01:08:46,919 --> 01:08:49,439
大家感觉还是弹幕比较有魂

1718
01:08:49,439 --> 01:08:53,759
就还是还是还是还是总在弹幕有魂

1719
01:08:53,759 --> 01:08:54,800
主播不行

1720
01:08:55,040 --> 01:08:56,600
感觉主播不行

1721
01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:57,920
主播在哪个城市

1722
01:08:57,920 --> 01:09:00,140
你怎么不接问主播住哪条街道呢

1723
01:09:00,140 --> 01:09:01,640
主播把门牌号私信给你

1724
01:09:01,640 --> 01:09:03,200
明天记得给主播点外卖啊

1725
01:09:03,200 --> 01:09:04,279
好吧嗯

1726
01:09:05,619 --> 01:09:07,169
大家好啊

1727
01:09:07,169 --> 01:09:10,899
我是我是美呀

1728
01:09:10,899 --> 01:09:11,619
美呀

1729
01:09:11,619 --> 01:09:14,259
这没有什么能唱歌的感觉

1730
01:09:14,259 --> 01:09:16,950
什么少年阿英是谁啊

1731
01:09:16,950 --> 01:09:18,510
少年阿英是谁啊

1732
01:09:18,510 --> 01:09:19,460
不认识

1733
01:09:27,039 --> 01:09:29,279
哎呀我真是服了

1734
01:09:29,279 --> 01:09:31,559
不能再戴这个耳机了

1735
01:09:31,559 --> 01:09:35,569
这个沙拉沙拉的声音是我的头发在这边磨

1736
01:09:35,569 --> 01:09:36,499
这个耳机

1737
01:09:36,499 --> 01:09:38,659
怎么会有这种这种情况

1738
01:09:38,659 --> 01:09:40,240
主播想吃点什么

1739
01:09:40,240 --> 01:09:41,560
吃点好的吧

1740
01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:42,820
我想吃点好的

1741
01:09:42,820 --> 01:09:44,620
不想再吃那个麦当劳的

1742
01:09:44,620 --> 01:09:44,980
麦当劳

1743
01:09:44,980 --> 01:09:46,100
好难吃啊

1744
01:09:46,439 --> 01:09:47,459
主播想吃

1745
01:09:47,459 --> 01:09:48,720
好像好的

1746
01:09:48,939 --> 01:09:50,979
唱唱一只猫好吗

1747
01:09:50,979 --> 01:09:53,200
好好久没唱了是吧

1748
01:09:55,820 --> 01:09:57,460
他收到了私信了

1749
01:09:57,460 --> 01:09:59,380
看到了看到了那个

1750
01:10:01,920 --> 01:10:03,620
这都这都是什么私信

1751
01:10:03,620 --> 01:10:06,660
没有好多私信念

1752
01:10:07,040 --> 01:10:09,950
卧槽冰冰怎么了

1753
01:10:09,950 --> 01:10:11,420
阿斌是

1754
01:10:15,840 --> 01:10:20,180
别了这些人别了这些人年终冲业绩呢

1755
01:10:20,180 --> 01:10:21,900
一会儿给我抓进去了

1756
01:10:23,060 --> 01:10:25,779
快乐星猫啊

1757
01:10:25,779 --> 01:10:27,339
我这a为什么打不上

1758
01:10:27,339 --> 01:10:28,299
我都a了

1759
01:10:28,299 --> 01:10:28,989
好了

1760
01:10:28,989 --> 01:10:29,979
没有a了

1761
01:10:29,979 --> 01:10:35,830
大家刚才那个打快乐星猫那个a死活打不出来

1762
01:10:35,830 --> 01:10:38,380
之后之后就亏了

1763
01:10:38,380 --> 01:10:42,149
星猫没有a了

1764
01:10:43,799 --> 01:10:44,939
卧槽好可怕啊

1765
01:10:44,939 --> 01:10:48,479
明天14 八过来开独轮车把我坦克开始了

1766
01:10:48,479 --> 01:10:49,439
没有a了

1767
01:10:49,439 --> 01:10:52,420
大家你再骂了

1768
01:10:52,660 --> 01:10:54,700
切割a键盘坏了

1769
01:10:54,700 --> 01:10:56,260
a键老用啊

1770
01:10:56,260 --> 01:10:58,420
老用它好像坏了

1771
01:10:59,940 --> 01:11:02,780
如何评价a a b b摇乐的照片

1772
01:11:02,780 --> 01:11:04,140
没有看到过

1773
01:11:04,179 --> 01:11:16,070
不知道什么样啊啊啊啊啊

1774
01:11:16,070 --> 01:11:18,710
♪ 我是一只猫 ♪

1775
01:11:20,090 --> 01:11:22,020
快乐的星猫

1776
01:11:22,020 --> 01:11:25,880
♪ 周围冒气泡 ♪

1777
01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:27,680
音乐的符号

1778
01:11:27,680 --> 01:11:31,740
我是一只猫

1779
01:11:31,900 --> 01:11:34,050
带给你热闹

1780
01:11:34,050 --> 01:11:36,660
♪ 一起来舞蹈 ♪

1781
01:11:38,100 --> 01:11:39,720
你快那就好

1782
01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:45,169
我的身体摇摇

1783
01:11:45,169 --> 01:11:47,179
嘴巴翘翘

1784
01:11:48,559 --> 01:11:52,340
我是快乐星猫不睡

1785
01:11:52,340 --> 01:11:54,560
燃烧身边

1786
01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:56,870
阳光围绕

1787
01:11:56,870 --> 01:11:59,360
闻到快乐的味道

1788
01:12:00,560 --> 01:12:03,020
一起你的视角

1789
01:12:03,020 --> 01:12:04,160
喵喵喵

1790
01:12:06,560 --> 01:12:11,180
我的耳朵听到你的心跳

1791
01:12:12,560 --> 01:12:15,260
♪ 请你给我拥抱 ♪

1792
01:12:15,260 --> 01:12:20,760
♪ 新式城堡舞台心星光闪耀 ♪

1793
01:12:20,760 --> 01:12:23,340
我们唱唱又跳跳

1794
01:12:24,600 --> 01:12:28,220
一起大声叫喵喵喵

1795
01:12:29,960 --> 01:12:32,240
♪ 我是一只猫 ♪

1796
01:12:33,560 --> 01:12:35,540
快乐的星猫

1797
01:12:35,540 --> 01:12:41,280
酒雷马乞讨音乐的符号

1798
01:12:41,280 --> 01:12:44,160
我是一只猫

1799
01:12:45,540 --> 01:12:47,720
带给你热闹

1800
01:12:47,720 --> 01:12:50,120
♪ 一起来舞蹈 ♪

1801
01:12:51,560 --> 01:12:53,180
你快乐就好

1802
01:12:58,080 --> 01:12:59,960
这尾巴绷不住了

1803
01:12:59,960 --> 01:13:01,700
一尾变九尾是吧

1804
01:13:01,700 --> 01:13:02,780
对

1805
01:13:17,660 --> 01:13:18,020
我

1806
01:13:22,700 --> 01:13:25,040
是一只猫

1807
01:13:25,920 --> 01:13:27,410
谢谢你

1808
01:13:27,410 --> 01:13:30,620
那我自信自豪

1809
01:13:32,120 --> 01:13:33,750
还有点骄傲

1810
01:13:33,750 --> 01:13:37,740
我是一只猫

1811
01:13:37,960 --> 01:13:41,130
感谢你的快乐

1812
01:13:41,130 --> 01:13:42,660
没烦恼

1813
01:13:44,100 --> 01:13:45,420
路人不会

1814
01:13:45,639 --> 01:13:48,660
我是一只猫

1815
01:13:50,100 --> 01:13:52,280
快乐的星猫

1816
01:13:52,280 --> 01:13:54,680
♪ 周围冒气泡 ♪

1817
01:13:56,120 --> 01:13:57,710
音乐的符号

1818
01:13:57,710 --> 01:14:01,080
我是一只猫

1819
01:14:01,900 --> 01:14:04,050
带给你热闹

1820
01:14:04,050 --> 01:14:06,660
♪ 一起来舞蹈 ♪

1821
01:14:08,100 --> 01:14:10,900
你快月球好哇

1822
01:14:11,980 --> 01:14:13,180
这才几天啊

1823
01:14:13,180 --> 01:14:14,560
都打100多场了

1824
01:14:14,560 --> 01:14:15,860
这么厉害呀

1825
01:14:15,940 --> 01:14:16,930
这么冷

1826
01:14:16,930 --> 01:14:17,860
这么这么打

1827
01:14:17,860 --> 01:14:18,910
这么多草

1828
01:14:18,910 --> 01:14:19,840
什么歌

1829
01:14:19,840 --> 01:14:21,640
众人评价炫神不行

1830
01:14:21,640 --> 01:14:23,140
我想唱点难度高的

1831
01:14:23,140 --> 01:14:25,920
我想听那个哎呦

1832
01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:27,960
没有找不到耶

1833
01:14:27,960 --> 01:14:28,620
苏木遮

1834
01:14:28,620 --> 01:14:29,760
对对对对对

1835
01:14:29,760 --> 01:14:31,360
我想听苏幕遮

1836
01:14:35,040 --> 01:14:36,770
唱点开心的

1837
01:14:36,770 --> 01:14:39,140
明天又要开始准备了哈

1838
01:14:39,140 --> 01:14:40,640
哎我压力好大呀

1839
01:14:40,640 --> 01:14:44,660
大家你们觉不觉得主播今天情绪不太对

1840
01:14:44,660 --> 01:14:45,800
我感觉我压力好大

1841
01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:47,540
我下播的时候都都不会说话了

1842
01:14:47,540 --> 01:14:49,130
我也要考试就不会说话

1843
01:14:49,130 --> 01:14:50,000
哎呦

1844
01:14:52,380 --> 01:14:54,020
想听暖暖好

1845
01:14:54,020 --> 01:14:59,820
下一首黄金黄金段位上不去下不来

1846
01:14:59,820 --> 01:15:03,870
♪ 反正问题觉得你说的对 ♪

1847
01:15:03,870 --> 01:15:07,660
总统的人一块玩

1848
01:15:07,680 --> 01:15:13,000
你又觉得他不配白云

1849
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:15,850
真是有实力能操作一回

1850
01:15:15,850 --> 01:15:19,960
♪ 自己知道自己没有机会 ♪

1851
01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:25,500
队友队友救一下韭菜盒子

1852
01:15:25,500 --> 01:15:27,560
♪ 乐一样酒 ♪

1853
01:15:29,700 --> 01:15:34,600
下楼开始着手送了十几回

1854
01:15:34,600 --> 01:15:43,380
耶耶耶耶走位耍三郎就离谱

1855
01:15:43,380 --> 01:15:45,900
我们家四保一输了锅

1856
01:15:45,900 --> 01:15:50,500
你背把你的容错率提高了200

1857
01:15:50,500 --> 01:15:55,940
♪ 耶耶耶耶耶耶走位 ♪

1858
01:15:57,360 --> 01:15:59,370
咖啡小心

1859
01:15:59,370 --> 01:16:00,510
手不行

1860
01:16:00,510 --> 01:16:03,760
唱这个还是没有他那个调舒服装

1861
01:16:03,760 --> 01:16:05,950
这个原曲我都唱的不好

1862
01:16:07,720 --> 01:16:09,850
完全没有那个古风的味道

1863
01:16:09,850 --> 01:16:13,280
哎呦谢谢阳光华姐的粉丝灯牌

1864
01:16:13,280 --> 01:16:15,260
谢谢支持

1865
01:16:16,100 --> 01:16:20,360
♪ 五彩盒只能一两周会 ♪

1866
01:16:25,120 --> 01:16:29,400
♪ 你会放弃他 ♪

1867
01:16:29,400 --> 01:16:30,740
这个太潮了

1868
01:16:30,800 --> 01:16:35,480
对我说说话

1869
01:16:35,520 --> 01:16:39,800
♪ 但不过你这种点 ♪

1870
01:16:41,580 --> 01:16:46,050
♪ 公子之子共存天 ♪

1871
01:16:46,050 --> 01:16:47,910
♪ 说不明白 ♪

1872
01:16:47,910 --> 01:16:54,720
♪ 你明明天就被车窗 ♪

1873
01:16:55,300 --> 01:16:59,020
三个粉丝三岁失去了双腿

1874
01:16:59,020 --> 01:17:02,260
假的开局就送送了时间

1875
01:17:02,260 --> 01:17:05,260
还耶耶耶耶耶耶

1876
01:17:05,260 --> 01:17:11,400
♪ 所谓13老街无灵魂 ♪

1877
01:17:11,400 --> 01:17:13,680
我们这次保义输了

1878
01:17:13,680 --> 01:17:18,460
国米被把你的容错率怎样的女人呗

1879
01:17:19,780 --> 01:17:21,340
下午好好复习

1880
01:17:21,340 --> 01:17:24,640
绷不住了

1881
01:17:25,440 --> 01:17:29,140
♪ 何必手是谁 ♪

1882
01:17:31,760 --> 01:17:35,410
只要我们一直把这个七彩全照设置成前班里

1883
01:17:35,410 --> 01:17:40,380
我觉得主播上播就连唱六首动物园

1884
01:17:40,380 --> 01:17:42,420
然后直接下播指日可待

1885
01:17:42,420 --> 01:17:45,360
早晚有一天可以可以做到的

1886
01:17:45,360 --> 01:17:46,050
你知道吗

1887
01:17:46,050 --> 01:17:47,460
早晚有一天能做到

1888
01:17:47,460 --> 01:17:49,950
这这玩意是减到负的

1889
01:17:49,950 --> 01:17:50,430
咋整啊

1890
01:17:50,430 --> 01:17:51,450
我上次代播诶

1891
01:17:51,450 --> 01:17:52,470
好办法好办法

1892
01:17:52,470 --> 01:17:54,630
就从歌单里赶紧再掏十首出来

1893
01:17:54,630 --> 01:17:55,770
赶紧捡到斧子

1894
01:17:56,590 --> 01:17:58,510
哎剪刀布的怎么讲负的

1895
01:17:58,510 --> 01:18:00,490
大家欠我欠我时间

1896
01:18:00,490 --> 01:18:01,630
那就等你们陪我

1897
01:18:01,630 --> 01:18:02,830
那我就播工作音

1898
01:18:02,830 --> 01:18:04,200
然后大家发弹幕

1899
01:18:04,200 --> 01:18:05,940
然后这个分我的心

1900
01:18:05,940 --> 01:18:07,969
这怎么听起来像那个什么呀

1901
01:18:07,969 --> 01:18:08,989
这不天才

1902
01:18:08,989 --> 01:18:12,829
像那个像那个那个那个那个什么妖女

1903
01:18:12,829 --> 01:18:15,360
什么什么之类的

1904
01:18:16,420 --> 01:18:20,040
那你要负责哄人家开心哦

1905
01:18:20,040 --> 01:18:23,760
这种这种西游记盘丝洞的感觉

1906
01:18:23,760 --> 01:18:25,480
怎么回事呢

1907
01:18:25,679 --> 01:18:29,360
怪怪的人暖暖

1908
01:18:30,980 --> 01:18:31,720
真太美

1909
01:18:31,720 --> 01:18:35,170
这个点这个你你还要我学那个小游园是吧

1910
01:18:35,170 --> 01:18:37,880
我记得你叫小游园

1911
01:18:37,880 --> 01:18:39,500
我还不会唱是吧

1912
01:18:43,420 --> 01:18:45,400
泡妹妹为胜利做出贡献

1913
01:18:45,400 --> 01:18:46,900
谢谢你的七彩权杖了

1914
01:18:46,900 --> 01:18:49,060
霍多尼尔里卡多太破费了

1915
01:18:49,060 --> 01:18:51,760
好久没有收到这么贵重的礼物

1916
01:18:51,760 --> 01:18:52,960
出了这么多钱照

1917
01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:57,370
想必很快就会出奇怪飞船了吧对吧

1918
01:18:57,370 --> 01:19:00,130
前天主播祝饼干股票大涨

1919
01:19:00,130 --> 01:19:01,690
饼干的股票涨了

1920
01:19:01,690 --> 01:19:05,710
昨天主播祝金鑫拿到牛津offer

1921
01:19:05,710 --> 01:19:06,790
金星拿了

1922
01:19:06,790 --> 01:19:09,000
今天主播做泡面大姐

1923
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:11,400
奇幻奇幻之城啊

1924
01:19:11,400 --> 01:19:17,550
希望希望今天还有都可以随便的

1925
01:19:17,550 --> 01:19:20,430
♪ 你说的我都愿意去 ♪

1926
01:19:20,430 --> 01:19:25,740
小火车摆动的旋律都可以

1927
01:19:25,740 --> 01:19:26,760
是真的

1928
01:19:26,760 --> 01:19:29,670
你说的我都会相信

1929
01:19:29,670 --> 01:19:33,020
因为我完全信任你

1930
01:19:34,460 --> 01:19:38,920
♪ 细腻的喜欢毛毯般的厚重感 ♪

1931
01:19:38,920 --> 01:19:40,630
晒过太阳

1932
01:19:40,630 --> 01:19:43,320
熟悉的安全感

1933
01:19:43,420 --> 01:19:45,210
分享热汤

1934
01:19:45,210 --> 01:19:48,600
♪ 我们永远逃去一个外婆 ♪

1935
01:19:48,600 --> 01:19:50,620
心房暖暖的

1936
01:19:50,620 --> 01:19:51,460
好饱满

1937
01:19:52,600 --> 01:19:53,560
我想说

1938
01:19:53,560 --> 01:19:55,060
♪ 其实你很好 ♪

1939
01:19:55,060 --> 01:20:00,220
你自己却不知道真心的对我好

1940
01:20:00,220 --> 01:20:02,560
♪ 不要求回报 ♪

1941
01:20:02,560 --> 01:20:04,300
♪ 爱一个人 ♪

1942
01:20:04,300 --> 01:20:06,900
♪ 希望他过得好 ♪

1943
01:20:06,900 --> 01:20:09,510
打从心里的难过

1944
01:20:09,510 --> 01:20:13,560
♪ 你比自己更重要 ♪

1945
01:20:29,340 --> 01:20:31,580
都可以随便的

1946
01:20:31,580 --> 01:20:35,570
♪ 你说的我都愿意去回忆里 ♪

1947
01:20:35,570 --> 01:20:40,630
♪ 满足的旋律都可以是真的 ♪

1948
01:20:40,630 --> 01:20:43,510
♪ 你说的我都会相信 ♪

1949
01:20:43,510 --> 01:20:47,540
♪ 因为我完全信任你 ♪

1950
01:20:48,060 --> 01:20:50,420
♪ 细腻的喜欢 ♪

1951
01:20:50,420 --> 01:20:56,080
♪ 你说长大后实感什么困难都觉得有希望 ♪

1952
01:20:57,460 --> 01:20:59,160
♪ 我哼着歌 ♪

1953
01:20:59,160 --> 01:21:00,960
♪ 李自然的秋千 ♪

1954
01:21:00,960 --> 01:21:01,920
♪ 下一段 ♪

1955
01:21:01,920 --> 01:21:05,660
♪ 我知道暖暖就在胸膛 ♪

1956
01:21:05,750 --> 01:21:07,280
我想说

1957
01:21:07,280 --> 01:21:08,900
♪ 其实你很好 ♪

1958
01:21:08,900 --> 01:21:14,080
♪ 你自己却不知道真心的对我好 ♪

1959
01:21:14,080 --> 01:21:16,400
♪ 不要求回报 ♪

1960
01:21:16,400 --> 01:21:18,170
♪ 爱一个人 ♪

1961
01:21:18,170 --> 01:21:20,700
♪ 希望他过更好 ♪

1962
01:21:20,700 --> 01:21:23,310
♪ 打从心里暖暖的 ♪

1963
01:21:23,310 --> 01:21:27,420
♪ 没比天气更重要 ♪

1964
01:21:27,680 --> 01:21:30,380
我想说

1965
01:21:30,380 --> 01:21:32,030
其实你很好

1966
01:21:32,030 --> 01:21:34,550
♪ 你自己却不知道 ♪

1967
01:21:34,550 --> 01:21:37,160
从从来都很低调

1968
01:21:37,160 --> 01:21:39,440
♪ 自信心不高 ♪

1969
01:21:39,440 --> 01:21:41,340
♪ 爱一个人 ♪

1970
01:21:41,340 --> 01:21:43,800
♪ 希望他过更好 ♪

1971
01:21:43,800 --> 01:21:46,380
♪ 打从心里暖暖的 ♪

1972
01:21:46,380 --> 01:21:49,160
你比自己更收藏

1973
01:21:51,440 --> 01:21:55,610
♪ 你不知道新的对我好 ♪

1974
01:21:55,610 --> 01:21:58,000
♪ 不要求回报 ♪

1975
01:21:58,000 --> 01:21:59,680
♪ 爱一个人 ♪

1976
01:21:59,680 --> 01:22:02,260
♪ 希望他过更好 ♪

1977
01:22:02,260 --> 01:22:05,560
♪ 打从心里闷闷的 ♪

1978
01:22:07,120 --> 01:22:10,880
♪ 你比自己更重要 ♪

1979
01:22:10,880 --> 01:22:15,860
我也希望变更好

1980
01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:17,720
出门了

1981
01:22:17,720 --> 01:22:19,160
拜拜拜拜

1982
01:22:19,160 --> 01:22:23,080
是南宋的粉丝灯牌

1983
01:22:23,080 --> 01:22:24,640
感谢支持哦

1984
01:22:26,200 --> 01:22:28,020
谢谢啊

1985
01:22:28,020 --> 01:22:31,680
哎我刚才打那个祝你永远不死

1986
01:22:31,680 --> 01:22:32,880
然后他说不死

1987
01:22:34,710 --> 01:22:35,960
他不让我打

1988
01:22:38,820 --> 01:22:42,660
最后的五个电主播下首能糟糕糟糕

1989
01:22:42,660 --> 01:22:43,560
oh my god

1990
01:22:45,320 --> 01:22:47,530
哎哎你想听这个

1991
01:22:47,530 --> 01:22:49,480
那也也不是不行啊

1992
01:22:49,480 --> 01:22:50,950
换东西嗯

1993
01:22:50,950 --> 01:22:51,820
中午好

1994
01:22:51,820 --> 01:22:53,940
这个月的园子打完

1995
01:22:53,955 --> 01:22:55,860
这个月打两块钱

1996
01:22:58,140 --> 01:23:01,930
好好的消费习惯没有来记录

1997
01:23:01,930 --> 01:23:03,020
♪ 喝着咖 ♪

1998
01:23:03,020 --> 01:23:05,480
谢谢任嘉伦的打call红豆泥

1999
01:23:05,480 --> 01:23:06,740
阿里嘎多少

2000
01:23:06,740 --> 01:23:10,420
♪ 我和你看着夕阳的地方 ♪

2001
01:23:10,940 --> 01:23:15,580
♪ 为了留着你的笑话 ♪

2002
01:23:16,160 --> 01:23:21,000
♪ 捕捉的每一个瞬间都有话要讲 ♪

2003
01:23:21,280 --> 01:23:23,760
♪ 听照片说悄悄话 ♪

2004
01:23:23,760 --> 01:23:26,120
♪ 靠在你肩膀 ♪

2005
01:23:26,340 --> 01:23:27,470
♪ 沙滩上 ♪

2006
01:23:27,470 --> 01:23:32,250
♪ 每个脚印都还给海浪卷走 ♪

2007
01:23:32,250 --> 01:23:36,300
♪ 日光带不走美好 ♪

2008
01:23:36,640 --> 01:23:41,020
♪ 每一刻都是小永远 ♪

2009
01:23:41,020 --> 01:23:46,580
♪ 每一张照片浪漫情节都值得纪念 ♪

2010
01:23:46,740 --> 01:23:50,940
♪ 是我们爱的小永远 ♪

2011
01:23:51,520 --> 01:23:52,920
♪ 幸福瞬间 ♪

2012
01:23:52,920 --> 01:23:56,600
♪ 你偷偷把脸贴在我耳边 ♪

2013
01:23:56,600 --> 01:24:04,820
♪ 说你是真的真的喜欢我 ♪

2014
01:24:06,960 --> 01:24:08,540
♪ 喜欢我 ♪

2015
01:24:10,160 --> 01:24:12,059
谢谢2008的风

2016
01:24:12,059 --> 01:24:13,559
明天再送封印吧

2017
01:24:13,559 --> 01:24:14,999
明天有三倍积分呢

2018
01:24:16,319 --> 01:24:19,160
混混混奖金咩咩啊

2019
01:24:19,160 --> 01:24:20,480
主打一个混混奖

2020
01:24:20,480 --> 01:24:24,260
天天如灯下重叠

2021
01:24:24,260 --> 01:24:27,120
♪ 半夜的影子有多长 ♪

2022
01:24:27,580 --> 01:24:32,760
按下时光把拥抱收藏

2023
01:24:32,760 --> 01:24:36,940
♪ 每一刻都是小永远 ♪

2024
01:24:36,940 --> 01:24:42,820
♪ 每一张照片浪漫情节都值得纪念 ♪

2025
01:24:42,980 --> 01:24:46,600
♪ 是我们爱的小永远 ♪

2026
01:24:47,680 --> 01:24:52,040
♪ 我不太了解誓言不明天有多远 ♪

2027
01:24:53,420 --> 01:24:57,660
♪ 每一刻都是小永远 ♪

2028
01:24:57,660 --> 01:25:02,280
♪ 每一张照片浪漫情节都值得纪念 ♪

2029
01:25:03,600 --> 01:25:05,710
是我们嗓子哑了

2030
01:25:05,710 --> 01:25:06,880
也不是嗓子哑了

2031
01:25:06,880 --> 01:25:08,260
鼻子不通气了

2032
01:25:08,260 --> 01:25:10,300
唱这首歌不敢吱声唱

2033
01:25:10,300 --> 01:25:12,670
然后就特别特别大

2034
01:25:12,670 --> 01:25:15,160
大舌头哎呦

2035
01:25:15,160 --> 01:25:17,140
难受了难受住了

2036
01:25:17,140 --> 01:25:20,940
家人们看看主播的祝福有没有用啊

2037
01:25:20,940 --> 01:25:24,340
看看主播的这个祝福到底有没有用啊

2038
01:25:24,340 --> 01:25:26,440
就看下一首歌了

2039
01:25:26,440 --> 01:25:27,880
热干嘛走了

2040
01:25:27,880 --> 01:25:32,080
韭菜别走好吗

2041
01:25:32,980 --> 01:25:38,340
♪ 哼每一刻都是小永远 ♪

2042
01:25:38,340 --> 01:25:43,580
♪ 每一张照片浪漫情节都值得纪念 ♪

2043
01:25:44,160 --> 01:25:48,440
♪ 是我们爱的小永远 ♪

2044
01:25:48,440 --> 01:25:50,540
♪ 我不太了解 ♪

2045
01:25:50,540 --> 01:25:51,650
♪ 是缘分 ♪

2046
01:25:51,650 --> 01:25:54,220
♪ 明天有多远 ♪

2047
01:25:54,380 --> 01:25:58,600
♪ 每一刻都是小永永远 ♪

2048
01:25:58,600 --> 01:26:04,720
♪ 每一张照片浪漫情节都值得纪念 ♪

2049
01:26:04,720 --> 01:26:07,420
♪ 是我们爱的小 ♪

2050
01:26:07,420 --> 01:26:14,380
♪ 永远发现我瞬间会偷偷把脸贴在你耳边 ♪

2051
01:26:19,619 --> 01:26:22,110
喜欢我

2052
01:26:24,570 --> 01:26:29,479
最喜欢哇哦

2053
01:26:29,479 --> 01:26:31,960
♪ 你喜欢我 ♪

2054
01:26:34,760 --> 01:26:36,020
没有呢

2055
01:26:36,020 --> 01:26:40,980
亚撒西就打一个亚撒西呀

2056
01:26:41,739 --> 01:26:44,729
这歌一听就有一种恋爱的感觉

2057
01:26:44,729 --> 01:26:46,440
甜度满分

2058
01:26:52,520 --> 01:26:54,760
这都是什么歌呀

2059
01:26:54,760 --> 01:27:01,320
这歌词呢歌词呢怎么记笔记都是截图啊

2060
01:27:01,320 --> 01:27:07,930
歌词呢主播欠主播的歌词这块谁给主播补啊

2061
01:27:07,930 --> 01:27:11,320
30秒大家都都都背下来了是吧

2062
01:27:11,320 --> 01:27:12,340
我服了

2063
01:27:16,060 --> 01:27:16,740
糟糕

2064
01:27:16,740 --> 01:27:17,670
oh my god

2065
01:27:17,670 --> 01:27:19,420
魔法怎么失灵了

2066
01:27:19,420 --> 01:27:24,220
打开快快开打瓜皮周围穷逼吧

2067
01:27:24,220 --> 01:27:25,480
打戏淘汰

2068
01:27:25,480 --> 01:27:28,500
真的是妈妈一般有人吗

2069
01:27:28,500 --> 01:27:30,960
这一刻过度神话

2070
01:27:30,960 --> 01:27:32,970
我就准你活的家

2071
01:27:32,970 --> 01:27:35,280
他也不再再也不打

2072
01:27:35,280 --> 01:27:37,320
我就自己卡卡

2073
01:27:37,320 --> 01:27:40,980
33岁的吉吉国王桃味聚天下

2074
01:27:40,980 --> 01:27:43,860
腾阳还是没有在盲僧在忙

2075
01:27:43,860 --> 01:27:45,360
盲僧想着杀你呢

2076
01:27:45,360 --> 01:27:50,940
去三楼都嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟

2077
01:27:53,640 --> 01:27:57,590
其实我还喜欢这个盲僧都没有在啊

2078
01:27:57,590 --> 01:27:58,640
盲僧在忙

2079
01:27:59,660 --> 01:28:00,860
这歌就动不动

2080
01:28:00,860 --> 01:28:02,180
你知道就动不动

2081
01:28:02,180 --> 01:28:04,040
就一听就听了好多遍

2082
01:28:04,040 --> 01:28:04,400
你知道吗

2083
01:28:04,400 --> 01:28:05,960
就这两句还有啥歌词

2084
01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:11,420
谢谢胖妹妹的许愿之旅后的奖励卡的

2085
01:28:11,420 --> 01:28:12,230
感谢支持

2086
01:28:12,230 --> 01:28:13,640
左哥左哥

2087
01:28:13,640 --> 01:28:14,690
oh my god

2088
01:28:14,690 --> 01:28:16,700
播放怎么失灵了

2089
01:28:21,160 --> 01:28:21,580
这

2090
01:28:27,280 --> 01:28:28,980
歌词写的是真的好

2091
01:28:28,980 --> 01:28:31,560
那个确实不错啊

2092
01:28:31,560 --> 01:28:33,000
那个啥也不在

2093
01:28:33,000 --> 01:28:33,750
再也不打

2094
01:28:33,750 --> 01:28:36,060
直到我上一次我觉得写的特别好的

2095
01:28:36,060 --> 01:28:40,520
歌词是那个剧里面的那个也想兑现天赋

2096
01:28:40,520 --> 01:28:41,510
绝对专注

2097
01:28:41,510 --> 01:28:44,750
却是带崩三路半截入土啊

2098
01:28:44,750 --> 01:28:47,030
主播觉得那句写的也很好

2099
01:28:47,030 --> 01:28:47,780
你知道吗

2100
01:28:47,780 --> 01:28:49,280
很有共鸣啊

2101
01:28:49,280 --> 01:28:51,500
大家都曾经年少有为

2102
01:28:51,500 --> 01:28:52,460
年少轻狂

2103
01:28:52,460 --> 01:28:54,100
以为自己是个天才

2104
01:28:54,100 --> 01:28:56,620
但是回顾一下自己过去的人生

2105
01:28:56,620 --> 01:29:01,279
却发现大部分的时候都是主打一个半截入土

2106
01:29:01,279 --> 01:29:04,700
21 三品三体怎么了

2107
01:29:04,700 --> 01:29:06,410
干嘛看不起主播啊

2108
01:29:06,410 --> 01:29:08,360
别呀哎呦

2109
01:29:08,360 --> 01:29:10,970
我知道是21 三体综合症

2110
01:29:10,970 --> 01:29:12,020
别搞了

2111
01:29:12,020 --> 01:29:15,860
哎呀

2112
01:29:18,720 --> 01:29:21,860
人家都是可爱可爱捏可爱可爱

2113
01:29:21,860 --> 01:29:25,520
你也就到我的21 三体综合症出来

2114
01:29:25,520 --> 01:29:27,780
oh my god

2115
01:29:27,780 --> 01:29:28,740
来我唱

2116
01:29:28,740 --> 01:29:29,820
真没睡吧

2117
01:29:29,820 --> 01:29:30,300
怎么样

2118
01:29:30,300 --> 01:29:32,000
那不是草莓什么

2119
01:29:32,000 --> 01:29:33,110
那不是草莓

2120
01:29:33,110 --> 01:29:35,780
这个是我们最新出品的压缩毛巾

2121
01:29:36,800 --> 01:29:38,450
遇水变大变厚

2122
01:29:38,450 --> 01:29:40,660
这个擦擦脚

2123
01:29:40,660 --> 01:29:41,410
擦擦脸

2124
01:29:41,410 --> 01:29:42,880
擦擦嘴嗯

2125
01:29:44,500 --> 01:29:47,500
动物园综合征就三体

2126
01:29:47,500 --> 01:29:50,480
动画人一定是换了三体综合征才能做出来

2127
01:29:50,480 --> 01:29:51,800
30多画的

2128
01:29:51,800 --> 01:29:52,280
♪ yeah ♪

2129
01:29:52,280 --> 01:29:52,460
♪ yeah ♪

2130
01:29:52,460 --> 01:29:52,760
♪ yeah ♪

2131
01:29:52,760 --> 01:29:53,540
♪ yeah ♪

2132
01:29:53,540 --> 01:29:54,320
♪ and moring ♪

2133
01:29:54,320 --> 01:29:58,280
♪ morning morning morning morning morning mor ♪

2134
01:29:59,700 --> 01:30:01,700
先擦脚再擦脸是吧

2135
01:30:01,700 --> 01:30:03,430
就喜欢这口

2136
01:30:03,430 --> 01:30:04,350
and yeah

2137
01:30:04,350 --> 01:30:08,370
我觉得这个能写出先擦脚再擦脸这种歌词的人

2138
01:30:08,370 --> 01:30:09,630
他绝对是男的

2139
01:30:09,630 --> 01:30:10,660
你知道吧

2140
01:30:10,660 --> 01:30:13,600
就凭直播间里面主播也说啊

2141
01:30:13,600 --> 01:30:15,160
把拖鞋甩飞了

2142
01:30:15,160 --> 01:30:17,620
马上就有人在直播间里面说了

2143
01:30:17,620 --> 01:30:20,200
主播踩我踩我哎

2144
01:30:20,200 --> 01:30:21,460
脚别着凉了

2145
01:30:21,460 --> 01:30:25,300
这个这个敏烟酒在那个小脚别着凉了

2146
01:30:25,300 --> 01:30:27,160
踩我心上播吧

2147
01:30:27,179 --> 01:30:28,919
先擦脚再擦脸上

2148
01:30:33,550 --> 01:30:35,920
是说擦擦嘴哦

2149
01:30:35,920 --> 01:30:37,200
他变态

2150
01:30:43,280 --> 01:30:44,080
可以吗

2151
01:30:44,080 --> 01:30:48,640
假的就当变态好吗

2152
01:30:48,640 --> 01:30:49,780
111

2153
01:30:49,780 --> 01:30:50,860
你看我说吧

2154
01:30:50,860 --> 01:30:52,480
我就说我就说

2155
01:30:54,820 --> 01:30:56,050
啥时候毕业呀

2156
01:30:56,050 --> 01:30:58,960
快了快了别急快了快了

2157
01:31:00,040 --> 01:31:02,740
1年1年1年2年啊

2158
01:31:02,740 --> 01:31:04,000
快了快了

2159
01:31:04,000 --> 01:31:05,200
已经1年了

2160
01:31:05,200 --> 01:31:05,860
干嘛呀

2161
01:31:05,860 --> 01:31:07,120
这么着急干什么

2162
01:31:07,120 --> 01:31:08,560
现在送哪个盲盒好呀

2163
01:31:08,560 --> 01:31:09,340
有活动吗

2164
01:31:09,340 --> 01:31:11,830
有活动三个一样的

2165
01:31:11,830 --> 01:31:16,290
然后呃这个这个一般来说制作盲盒亏的少

2166
01:31:16,290 --> 01:31:20,310
但是也有点看id杀人的意思在啊

2167
01:31:20,310 --> 01:31:24,570
主播十连七个粉玫瑰的狠人跟泡面

2168
01:31:24,570 --> 01:31:27,160
十连六个可乐的狠人碰撞在一起

2169
01:31:27,160 --> 01:31:29,440
很容易出现一些问题

2170
01:31:29,440 --> 01:31:30,880
你可以试试看

2171
01:31:30,880 --> 01:31:33,160
果真的真的真的不信任

2172
01:31:33,160 --> 01:31:33,580
不信任

2173
01:31:33,580 --> 01:31:34,720
不信你试一下

2174
01:31:34,720 --> 01:31:35,440
真亏了

2175
01:31:35,440 --> 01:31:36,460
真亏的少

2176
01:31:36,460 --> 01:31:37,760
亏的少

2177
01:31:38,599 --> 01:31:38,839
唉

2178
01:31:41,959 --> 01:31:43,939
这真亏的小妹妹

2179
01:31:43,939 --> 01:31:47,240
你看你昨天那个十连不就没怎么亏吗

2180
01:31:47,240 --> 01:31:48,980
单点亏的就贼多

2181
01:31:48,980 --> 01:31:53,500
十连他就不敢给你出那种特别特别奇怪的了

2182
01:31:53,500 --> 01:31:54,940
昨天十点就没亏

2183
01:31:57,520 --> 01:31:59,680
你就趁机减时间的是吧

2184
01:31:59,680 --> 01:32:01,040
我没有我没有诶

2185
01:32:01,040 --> 01:32:02,480
我们训练时的时候剪一剪

2186
01:32:02,480 --> 01:32:03,920
我们今天不减时间了

2187
01:32:03,920 --> 01:32:05,840
还有还能往哪儿减再减

2188
01:32:05,840 --> 01:32:07,680
你们真道歉我了

2189
01:32:07,680 --> 01:32:09,480
主播又在骗你了

2190
01:32:09,480 --> 01:32:10,320
怎么大家都会染

2191
01:32:10,320 --> 01:32:11,200
是谁啊

2192
01:32:11,200 --> 01:32:13,120
谢谢pointer的是钥匙

2193
01:32:13,120 --> 01:32:16,900
感谢这次活动力卡多主播怎么还不下播

2194
01:32:16,900 --> 01:32:18,820
昨天不是十连杀权杖吗

2195
01:32:18,820 --> 01:32:20,260
你看没出什么

2196
01:32:20,260 --> 01:32:22,450
没出什么春游那个游记

2197
01:32:22,450 --> 01:32:25,490
也没出那个璀璨钻石十对吧

2198
01:32:25,490 --> 01:32:27,350
也没出许愿精灵

2199
01:32:27,350 --> 01:32:30,260
每一个操作都是有效的

2200
01:32:30,260 --> 01:32:33,600
每每一个操作都是有效的是吧

2201
01:32:33,600 --> 01:32:35,880
除了那个什么呃

2202
01:32:35,880 --> 01:32:39,000
除了赚你的哦

2203
01:32:39,000 --> 01:32:40,860
1000的盒子谁能抽啊

2204
01:32:40,860 --> 01:32:42,210
我不可能抽那个的

2205
01:32:42,210 --> 01:32:44,920
那个盒子肯定是亏贼大的

2206
01:32:44,920 --> 01:32:48,040
主播之前不是编了一个小电视盲盒吗

2207
01:32:48,040 --> 01:32:51,620
1240块赠送一个小电视

2208
01:32:51,620 --> 01:32:55,140
随机爆出总督小电视666的

2209
01:32:55,140 --> 01:32:57,510
跟那个提督小电视啊

2210
01:32:57,510 --> 01:32:58,560
900多的

2211
01:32:58,560 --> 01:33:01,780
还有原价小电视1200多的

2212
01:33:01,780 --> 01:33:06,040
再加上那个呃1888的

2213
01:33:06,040 --> 01:33:10,560
小电视跟小电视飞船大奖是3999

2214
01:33:10,560 --> 01:33:12,220
鎏金小电视怎么样

2215
01:33:12,700 --> 01:33:15,040
很不错吧

2216
01:33:15,740 --> 01:33:17,380
谢谢泡面面的蜘蛛

2217
01:33:17,380 --> 01:33:18,640
盲盒的许愿精灵

2218
01:33:18,640 --> 01:33:19,480
耳后的你

2219
01:33:19,480 --> 01:33:20,260
阿里嘎多

2220
01:33:20,260 --> 01:33:21,300
你看对吧

2221
01:33:21,300 --> 01:33:22,290
亏得少吧

2222
01:33:22,290 --> 01:33:23,520
我没骗你吧

2223
01:33:23,520 --> 01:33:24,780
真的你看吧

2224
01:33:24,780 --> 01:33:25,620
亏得少的

2225
01:33:25,620 --> 01:33:27,240
真的真的

2226
01:33:27,460 --> 01:33:28,560
主播毕业了

2227
01:33:30,630 --> 01:33:33,260
不要精灵笑死

2228
01:33:33,260 --> 01:33:35,040
这有什么好笑的

2229
01:33:35,040 --> 01:33:37,680
都这赛季都没没有钻石

2230
01:33:37,680 --> 01:33:39,180
没有什么好笑的

2231
01:33:39,180 --> 01:33:41,160
还有最后的遮羞布呢

2232
01:33:41,160 --> 01:33:42,940
没见过璀璨钻石

2233
01:33:42,940 --> 01:33:43,870
好吧

2234
01:33:43,870 --> 01:33:46,840
现在已经按照亏得少来判断盲盒好怪

2235
01:33:46,840 --> 01:33:48,080
那肯定的呀

2236
01:33:48,580 --> 01:33:51,340
要听消极进化论的那个歌

2237
01:33:51,340 --> 01:33:52,640
我好像会唱

2238
01:33:54,440 --> 01:33:55,780
是那个什么

2239
01:33:55,780 --> 01:34:00,040
哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼

2240
01:34:00,099 --> 01:34:02,379
钻石减减多少星

2241
01:34:02,379 --> 01:34:04,640
咱们现在就改成钻石减时间

2242
01:34:05,260 --> 01:34:11,980
我就不信还有人能剪掉璀璨钻石减20分钟吧

2243
01:34:11,980 --> 01:34:13,660
全家钻石这么少

2244
01:34:13,660 --> 01:34:15,490
全员钻石这么稀有

2245
01:34:15,490 --> 01:34:16,760
这么罕见

2246
01:34:17,160 --> 01:34:18,240
不对不对

2247
01:34:18,240 --> 01:34:20,160
那什么你居然会唱啊

2248
01:34:20,160 --> 01:34:21,720
我会哼我不是会唱

2249
01:34:21,720 --> 01:34:23,480
我会哼嗯

2250
01:34:27,639 --> 01:34:33,779
哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼啊

2251
01:34:33,779 --> 01:34:39,590
啊啊啊哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼啊

2252
01:34:39,590 --> 01:34:42,220
换那个人歌声在哪

2253
01:34:42,220 --> 01:34:45,160
对啊

2254
01:34:45,160 --> 01:34:48,850
嘿嘿换ao ao算了

2255
01:34:48,850 --> 01:34:49,840
别ao了

2256
01:34:49,840 --> 01:34:52,080
哎呦这个词听起来好恐怖啊

2257
01:34:52,080 --> 01:34:53,880
主播是b站直签的

2258
01:34:53,880 --> 01:34:56,280
b站又不是我爹给b站直签了

2259
01:34:56,280 --> 01:34:57,600
主播才是b站的爹

2260
01:34:57,600 --> 01:34:58,420
好吧

2261
01:34:58,420 --> 01:35:00,400
能不能给我磕两个呀

2262
01:35:02,980 --> 01:35:04,300
别哎呦哎呦

2263
01:35:04,300 --> 01:35:05,140
好可怕呀

2264
01:35:05,140 --> 01:35:09,540
这首歌懒这个有点有点有点那什么了

2265
01:35:09,540 --> 01:35:10,920
有点害怕了

2266
01:35:10,920 --> 01:35:12,360
不想再唱这首歌了

2267
01:35:12,360 --> 01:35:13,830
哎呦困惑害怕

2268
01:35:13,830 --> 01:35:16,620
♪ 哈哈心跳 ♪

2269
01:35:16,620 --> 01:35:18,900
♪ 那个我妈妈不给 ♪

2270
01:35:27,180 --> 01:35:28,500
我的天呐

2271
01:35:28,500 --> 01:35:29,640
这个舞会跳舞

2272
01:35:29,640 --> 01:35:31,420
其实就是这个舞

2273
01:35:31,420 --> 01:35:32,920
因为太广场舞了

2274
01:35:32,920 --> 01:35:34,480
刚出这个pv的时候

2275
01:35:34,480 --> 01:35:36,980
我花了三天把它学坏了

2276
01:35:38,700 --> 01:35:39,980
化妆了

2277
01:35:39,980 --> 01:35:42,820
粉丝明天送下来

2278
01:35:42,820 --> 01:35:44,170
可能吧

2279
01:35:44,170 --> 01:35:47,000
♪ 不想渣男 ♪

2280
01:35:47,160 --> 01:35:48,680
这个舞我学了

2281
01:35:48,680 --> 01:35:50,240
我学了的真的

2282
01:35:50,240 --> 01:35:52,040
但是这个舞太广场了

2283
01:35:52,040 --> 01:35:52,520
你知道吗

2284
01:35:52,520 --> 01:35:53,720
而且不卡点啊

2285
01:35:53,720 --> 01:35:55,220
为什么会这样呢

2286
01:35:55,220 --> 01:35:56,960
为什么是这样的呢

2287
01:35:58,340 --> 01:35:59,480
怪怪的

2288
01:35:59,480 --> 01:36:01,340
♪ 他的头吸到了我的心 ♪

2289
01:36:02,960 --> 01:36:03,980
♪ 你啊 ♪

2290
01:36:03,980 --> 01:36:07,640
♪ 就那一小片皮可能很多 ♪

2291
01:36:07,640 --> 01:36:09,140
哎呦别a了

2292
01:36:09,140 --> 01:36:11,900
别a o好恐怖啊

2293
01:36:11,900 --> 01:36:13,540
你a过吗

2294
01:36:22,300 --> 01:36:24,920
说起来ao这个说法是通用的吗

2295
01:36:24,920 --> 01:36:26,600
在大学里面是通用的吗

2296
01:36:26,600 --> 01:36:27,200
我搜了一下

2297
01:36:27,200 --> 01:36:28,600
还是只有那什么呀

2298
01:36:33,380 --> 01:36:36,300
外面能不能收到吉吉娃娃

2299
01:36:36,300 --> 01:36:38,700
♪ 是人马上听见你要画 ♪

2300
01:36:38,700 --> 01:36:41,900
♪ 他被塔里的那一坨狗大啊 ♪

2301
01:36:41,900 --> 01:36:43,220
给大家解释一下

2302
01:36:43,220 --> 01:36:43,520
对不起

2303
01:36:43,520 --> 01:36:44,600
我刚才搜了一下

2304
01:36:44,600 --> 01:36:45,680
搜不到ao是啥

2305
01:36:45,840 --> 01:36:50,270
都说什么ao是那个招生官的缩写

2306
01:36:50,270 --> 01:36:52,820
什么什么ao的网络用语是傲娇

2307
01:36:52,820 --> 01:36:53,660
不屑一顾

2308
01:36:53,660 --> 01:36:58,000
这个ao就是学学术学术学术问题啊

2309
01:36:58,000 --> 01:37:00,280
就是你出了一些学术诚信的问题啊

2310
01:37:00,280 --> 01:37:01,960
什么叫只有咱们学校这么教你的

2311
01:37:01,960 --> 01:37:02,560
乱说话

2312
01:37:02,560 --> 01:37:03,850
谁跟你心里都是这样

2313
01:37:03,850 --> 01:37:05,020
别乱讲

2314
01:37:05,020 --> 01:37:06,310
哎呦是什么

2315
01:37:06,310 --> 01:37:08,740
就是你涉及到学术诚信的问题

2316
01:37:08,740 --> 01:37:12,280
然后你你你你就会被办公室问话的那种那种

2317
01:37:12,280 --> 01:37:14,440
那种那种类似于那种意思吧

2318
01:37:14,440 --> 01:37:14,740
对

2319
01:37:16,960 --> 01:37:18,220
就学术不成器了

2320
01:37:18,220 --> 01:37:20,159
然后这个论文抄袭了

2321
01:37:20,159 --> 01:37:21,299
考试作弊了

2322
01:37:21,299 --> 01:37:25,320
这个小组作业划水了什么之类的啊

2323
01:37:25,320 --> 01:37:28,620
然后这个这个这个监考发现你有小动作了

2324
01:37:28,620 --> 01:37:29,160
之类的

2325
01:37:29,160 --> 01:37:30,360
就就被拷打了

2326
01:37:30,360 --> 01:37:32,600
就这种东西啊

2327
01:37:32,600 --> 01:37:33,530
♪ 好吧 ♪

2328
01:37:33,530 --> 01:37:38,980
♪ 我想起来哦哟咿呀哒 ♪

2329
01:37:38,980 --> 01:37:42,670
但这首歌真的是诶诶哦诶哦看那这个声音

2330
01:37:42,670 --> 01:37:44,740
你知道au

2331
01:37:45,080 --> 01:37:48,340
但这个这个说法这个说法是这样的

2332
01:37:48,340 --> 01:37:48,820
你知道吗

2333
01:37:48,820 --> 01:37:49,990
谁跟你一个学校

2334
01:37:49,990 --> 01:37:51,380
别乱讲话

2335
01:37:52,739 --> 01:37:54,019
别乱叫啊

2336
01:37:58,279 --> 01:38:00,159
听着贼寇二期吧

2337
01:38:00,159 --> 01:38:03,519
好久都没有听得扣27了

2338
01:38:05,840 --> 01:38:08,620
主播买可以什么点歌吗

2339
01:38:08,620 --> 01:38:09,760
我想听什么

2340
01:38:09,760 --> 01:38:12,400
好大的鸡排

2341
01:38:15,040 --> 01:38:16,320
什么鬼啊

2342
01:38:16,320 --> 01:38:19,200
哎那个上海话不是豪大大

2343
01:38:19,200 --> 01:38:22,620
这是什么什么什么那个什么吗

2344
01:38:24,940 --> 01:38:31,520
蜜糖的可可把可可可可可可可可猪猪

2345
01:38:31,520 --> 01:38:33,860
这个阿卡丽的憨憨

2346
01:38:35,360 --> 01:38:36,840
这次有天堂的歌声

2347
01:38:52,320 --> 01:38:53,700
觉得好适应哦

2348
01:38:53,700 --> 01:38:56,400
我的长路口袋的哟

2349
01:38:56,400 --> 01:38:57,840
明天考试本吧

2350
01:38:57,840 --> 01:39:00,360
你别问我这个问题了

2351
01:39:00,360 --> 01:39:02,740
我害怕哎呦

2352
01:39:02,740 --> 01:39:05,140
但是一天就能干嘛的

2353
01:39:05,140 --> 01:39:06,250
就是白我操

2354
01:39:06,250 --> 01:39:07,060
我们爱讨论

2355
01:39:07,060 --> 01:39:08,740
20又多了一个人是吧

2356
01:39:08,740 --> 01:39:09,760
你明天考试

2357
01:39:11,800 --> 01:39:12,670
谢谢亲

2358
01:39:12,670 --> 01:39:20,660
知道了亲我知道了

2359
01:39:20,660 --> 01:39:21,920
这是后天的

2360
01:39:21,920 --> 01:39:25,300
不是明天后天的

2361
01:39:29,720 --> 01:39:33,660
大家就是唉主播不怕你好

2362
01:39:33,660 --> 01:39:34,590
不怕结婚

2363
01:39:34,590 --> 01:39:36,000
不怕喜欢你

2364
01:39:36,000 --> 01:39:37,660
主播刀枪不入

2365
01:39:37,660 --> 01:39:42,160
你偏要往那个主播心窝子里戳一戳

2366
01:39:42,160 --> 01:39:45,540
一个大窟窿干嘛呀

2367
01:39:45,540 --> 01:39:46,740
卧槽有没有卡

2368
01:39:46,740 --> 01:39:47,340
救一下

2369
01:39:47,340 --> 01:39:48,900
大家救救一下主播

2370
01:39:48,900 --> 01:39:51,420
这零比零长平之战了

2371
01:39:57,840 --> 01:40:00,860
♪ 呐呐呐呐呐呐呐呐呐呐 ♪

2372
01:40:00,860 --> 01:40:06,420
我看到不娜娜开开就是泡面和蓝翔的小花

2373
01:40:06,420 --> 01:40:08,400
谢谢送葬的小花

2374
01:40:08,400 --> 01:40:10,560
谢谢谢谢卡卡

2375
01:40:10,560 --> 01:40:12,440
你获得你安利卡多

2376
01:40:12,440 --> 01:40:13,610
不是真的

2377
01:40:13,610 --> 01:40:15,020
哎大家刷的那种

2378
01:40:15,020 --> 01:40:15,920
我喜欢你

2379
01:40:15,920 --> 01:40:17,900
跟他们那个一大堆白色刷

2380
01:40:17,900 --> 01:40:19,520
我喜欢你观感不一样了

2381
01:40:19,520 --> 01:40:20,830
他们那个我喜欢你

2382
01:40:20,830 --> 01:40:22,810
让我感觉可搞笑了

2383
01:40:22,810 --> 01:40:25,309
不知道为啥为啥这么好笑

2384
01:40:25,309 --> 01:40:27,799
原来坐在这里被刷独轮车

2385
01:40:27,799 --> 01:40:30,469
感觉是特别好笑的那种感觉吗

2386
01:40:30,469 --> 01:40:34,919
哎呦有一种啊等了你们这么久

2387
01:40:34,919 --> 01:40:35,999
终于来了

2388
01:40:35,999 --> 01:40:37,619
就这么这么好玩

2389
01:40:37,619 --> 01:40:38,879
这种感觉你知道吧

2390
01:40:38,879 --> 01:40:42,780
嗯妈妈明天考试可以在世界写个我的名字吗

2391
01:40:42,780 --> 01:40:44,420
我想有点参与感

2392
01:40:52,360 --> 01:40:55,240
有人跟我说对吧

2393
01:40:56,960 --> 01:41:00,900
当你不会不会不会写题的时候

2394
01:41:01,050 --> 01:41:06,000
你就把喜欢的人的名字写满整张试卷

2395
01:41:07,140 --> 01:41:08,940
老师就会给你满分

2396
01:41:08,940 --> 01:41:12,360
因为爱一个人是不会出错的

2397
01:41:12,360 --> 01:41:15,920
那如果我在试卷上写满了你的名字

2398
01:41:15,920 --> 01:41:18,230
来填填那个空的话

2399
01:41:18,230 --> 01:41:21,500
那不就变成你是我的小男友了吗

2400
01:41:21,500 --> 01:41:23,300
所以我不能写你的名字啊

2401
01:41:23,300 --> 01:41:24,230
对不起

2402
01:41:24,230 --> 01:41:27,650
我知道我知道我知道你是一个很好的人

2403
01:41:27,650 --> 01:41:29,600
但是不可以让你有这份参与感

2404
01:41:29,600 --> 01:41:31,500
因为让你有这份参与感的话

2405
01:41:31,500 --> 01:41:33,810
其他的艺人会伤心的

2406
01:41:33,810 --> 01:41:35,700
这是不被允许的

2407
01:41:36,480 --> 01:41:38,090
写上你的名字

2408
01:41:38,090 --> 01:41:40,460
然后把你狠狠的a o掉

2409
01:41:44,620 --> 01:41:46,779
土土土土是啊

2410
01:41:46,779 --> 01:41:49,359
妈妈明天考试能在试卷上写我名字

2411
01:41:49,359 --> 01:41:52,059
让我有点参与感

2412
01:41:52,100 --> 01:41:55,660
150个舰长的名字都写啊

2413
01:41:55,660 --> 01:41:57,190
是打算写的

2414
01:41:57,190 --> 01:42:00,850
我去年的这个3月份的时候

2415
01:42:00,850 --> 01:42:04,460
手抄了当时的150个舰长的名字

2416
01:42:04,460 --> 01:42:05,960
然后今年是1月份

2417
01:42:05,960 --> 01:42:07,700
等到我过完生日之后

2418
01:42:07,700 --> 01:42:11,000
也会在手抄一份大家的名单

2419
01:42:11,000 --> 01:42:13,300
发到那个动态里面的

2420
01:42:14,360 --> 01:42:19,270
我看我看哎呀怎么那么小啊

2421
01:42:19,270 --> 01:42:25,560
皮卡诶诶哇卡哇卡诶诶细说手抄

2422
01:42:25,560 --> 01:42:27,900
♪ you are tea for africa ♪

2423
01:42:27,900 --> 01:42:28,960
♪ saylove me love ♪

2424
01:42:28,960 --> 01:42:30,940
幸好你从我床上跳了

2425
01:42:30,940 --> 01:42:31,360
要不然的话

2426
01:42:31,360 --> 01:42:34,400
我写你的名字的时候会一辈子都记得你

2427
01:42:34,400 --> 01:42:38,210
这句话是说手操能活到那会儿吗

2428
01:42:38,210 --> 01:42:40,809
你怎么知道主播心存实质啊

2429
01:42:40,809 --> 01:42:41,829
应该不会吧

2430
01:42:41,829 --> 01:42:43,359
应该不会就改了吧

2431
01:42:43,359 --> 01:42:44,649
生日还没过呢

2432
01:42:44,649 --> 01:42:45,969
就改了呃

2433
01:42:45,969 --> 01:42:47,460
不行的

2434
01:42:47,460 --> 01:42:50,100
无数夫妇点超然祝福

2435
01:42:50,100 --> 01:42:51,000
祝福怎么了

2436
01:42:51,000 --> 01:42:52,980
就服就服

2437
01:42:54,560 --> 01:42:56,350
♪ your face away ♪

2438
01:42:56,350 --> 01:42:57,790
♪ believe it ♪

2439
01:42:57,790 --> 01:42:58,780
♪ if you get down ♪

2440
01:42:58,780 --> 01:42:59,980
♪ get up all ♪

2441
01:42:59,980 --> 01:43:02,320
♪ you don't get up time ♪

2442
01:43:02,320 --> 01:43:05,500
i don't sley this time for africa

2443
01:43:06,620 --> 01:43:09,280
♪ 诶诶我看我看哎 ♪

2444
01:43:10,480 --> 01:43:12,020
冷知识怎么冷

2445
01:43:13,200 --> 01:43:18,800
你到时候把id改改成什么名

2446
01:43:18,800 --> 01:43:22,940
什么什么是十魑魅魍魉

2447
01:43:22,940 --> 01:43:24,230
是这么念的吗

2448
01:43:24,230 --> 01:43:27,830
啊完了能不能别让主播抄这种啊

2449
01:43:27,830 --> 01:43:28,940
那别人的名字

2450
01:43:28,940 --> 01:43:32,750
到时候简单结构的都拿金色签字笔写

2451
01:43:32,750 --> 01:43:34,760
你的就得拿黑色的笔写

2452
01:43:34,760 --> 01:43:36,280
那多奇怪呀

2453
01:43:48,960 --> 01:43:51,980
有一种什么呆头呆脑的小鸟

2454
01:43:51,980 --> 01:43:53,320
张开翅膀

2455
01:43:53,320 --> 01:43:55,360
拿爪子一跳一跳

2456
01:43:55,360 --> 01:43:58,160
开心快乐的那个感觉是吧

2457
01:44:07,420 --> 01:44:09,180
你改个20个字的名字

2458
01:44:09,180 --> 01:44:11,580
别呀主播手抄你的id

2459
01:44:11,580 --> 01:44:14,960
你反而改一个不是你平常常用的名字的那种

2460
01:44:14,990 --> 01:44:17,750
那那你不会觉得可惜吗

2461
01:44:17,750 --> 01:44:21,110
我们贴吧有一个人叫紫色午夜

2462
01:44:21,110 --> 01:44:24,400
他脑袋上面顶的是什么米燕啊

2463
01:44:24,400 --> 01:44:28,420
我们还有那个这个舰长群里面有人叫大叔林迪

2464
01:44:28,420 --> 01:44:31,880
他大叔林迪的头像是超黑色午夜的头像

2465
01:44:31,880 --> 01:44:34,520
黑色午夜的头像脑袋上写的是什么

2466
01:44:34,520 --> 01:44:36,430
午夜还是c酱来着

2467
01:44:36,430 --> 01:44:39,610
然后我的那个他的大林迪那个头像上面

2468
01:44:39,610 --> 01:44:41,710
帽子上面写的字是大叔林迪

2469
01:44:41,710 --> 01:44:43,330
这这大叔林迪这四个字

2470
01:44:43,330 --> 01:44:46,290
就是我当时写150件的那个时候

2471
01:44:46,290 --> 01:44:48,960
然后给他写的那个id

2472
01:44:48,960 --> 01:44:52,880
你还是挺有用的吧

2473
01:44:52,880 --> 01:44:54,950
那还是挺有用的吧

2474
01:44:54,950 --> 01:44:57,580
我们等下要下播了啊

2475
01:44:57,780 --> 01:44:58,980
加一会吧

2476
01:44:58,980 --> 01:44:59,940
加加一会吧

2477
01:44:59,940 --> 01:45:01,200
加加15分钟吧

2478
01:45:01,200 --> 01:45:03,300
卧槽能不能加15分钟啊

2479
01:45:03,300 --> 01:45:04,740
主播再在不那啥

2480
01:45:04,740 --> 01:45:05,890
再不好好直播

2481
01:45:05,890 --> 01:45:07,330
再不凑时长的话

2482
01:45:07,330 --> 01:45:08,950
这个月时长凑不够了

2483
01:45:08,950 --> 01:45:10,360
天数不够了

2484
01:45:11,140 --> 01:45:12,780
他们那么难哦

2485
01:45:12,780 --> 01:45:15,540
哦巴卡巴卡a1 a滚

2486
01:45:15,540 --> 01:45:16,740
你滚好吗

2487
01:45:16,740 --> 01:45:17,760
我不想滚

2488
01:45:17,760 --> 01:45:19,500
能不能别让我滚啊

2489
01:45:19,500 --> 01:45:23,359
能不能你滚快走好吗

2490
01:45:23,359 --> 01:45:25,579
在在家再烂15分钟吧

2491
01:45:25,579 --> 01:45:27,289
再再烂15分钟吧

2492
01:45:27,289 --> 01:45:28,400
对不起

2493
01:45:28,639 --> 01:45:29,299
哎呦

2494
01:45:29,299 --> 01:45:31,639
我给大家道歉

2495
01:45:31,639 --> 01:45:32,680
要露出

2496
01:45:35,359 --> 01:45:36,699
没什么能漏的

2497
01:45:36,699 --> 01:45:39,950
该复习的帖子再再播15分钟吧

2498
01:45:39,950 --> 01:45:41,630
再播15分钟吧

2499
01:45:41,630 --> 01:45:43,790
再再播15分钟吧

2500
01:45:43,790 --> 01:45:45,879
哈哈我不想去

2501
01:45:45,879 --> 01:45:47,859
欢乐的时光怎么过得这么快

2502
01:45:47,859 --> 01:45:48,879
我不想去

2503
01:45:48,879 --> 01:45:51,740
能不能再播15分钟哦

2504
01:45:51,740 --> 01:45:57,420
呜呜

2505
01:45:57,420 --> 01:45:57,780
我

2506
01:46:03,120 --> 01:46:05,040
没什么能漏的事啊

2507
01:46:05,040 --> 01:46:05,820
没什么能漏

2508
01:46:05,820 --> 01:46:07,290
你播一场播了点啥

2509
01:46:07,290 --> 01:46:08,460
没播啥呢

2510
01:46:08,460 --> 01:46:09,000
对不起

2511
01:46:10,320 --> 01:46:11,940
别拷打我了

2512
01:46:11,940 --> 01:46:13,700
别拷打我了

2513
01:46:14,760 --> 01:46:16,310
昨天洗的牙

2514
01:46:16,310 --> 01:46:17,120
到今天

2515
01:46:17,120 --> 01:46:18,320
因为天气太冷

2516
01:46:18,320 --> 01:46:19,580
我的心情都没感

2517
01:46:21,860 --> 01:46:25,200
你洗牙之后会把那个牙结石洗掉吧

2518
01:46:25,200 --> 01:46:27,150
我当时洗牙的时候出血了

2519
01:46:27,150 --> 01:46:30,820
我记得我嘴里面那个血味都特别腥

2520
01:46:31,840 --> 01:46:32,980
特别难受

2521
01:46:34,280 --> 01:46:38,980
当场举办并打算直播摆着把直播复习

2522
01:46:38,980 --> 01:46:41,020
就是会会有点白啊

2523
01:46:41,020 --> 01:46:42,370
过两天再也不白

2524
01:46:42,370 --> 01:46:43,960
过两天再不白呢

2525
01:46:43,960 --> 01:46:44,920
别急

2526
01:46:47,720 --> 01:46:49,530
妈妈可以什么

2527
01:46:50,850 --> 01:46:55,420
别恶心我行不行啊啊别别恶心我滚

2528
01:46:55,420 --> 01:46:57,340
我服了不行

2529
01:46:57,340 --> 01:46:58,570
不能直播复习

2530
01:46:58,570 --> 01:46:59,620
不能直播复习

2531
01:46:59,620 --> 01:47:00,880
直播复习会被盒子

2532
01:47:00,880 --> 01:47:03,450
不可以就不直播复习了

2533
01:47:03,450 --> 01:47:05,430
大家大早上的开个工作日

2534
01:47:05,430 --> 01:47:07,710
你说你在办公室上班是吧

2535
01:47:07,710 --> 01:47:10,680
然后你想看看虚拟区主播放松一下心情

2536
01:47:10,680 --> 01:47:12,980
你发现你看的主播也带着工作日

2537
01:47:12,980 --> 01:47:14,300
那是啥呢

2538
01:47:14,300 --> 01:47:15,110
那不行啊

2539
01:47:15,110 --> 01:47:16,500
那不可以

2540
01:47:16,500 --> 01:47:19,320
咱们又寄了一个

2541
01:47:19,320 --> 01:47:21,590
又改了一个天呐

2542
01:47:21,590 --> 01:47:27,590
主播真是杀人如麻的坏人啊

2543
01:47:28,510 --> 01:47:29,550
对不起嘛

2544
01:47:29,550 --> 01:47:31,050
那是好像没播起来

2545
01:47:31,050 --> 01:47:33,420
就想跟大家聊聊天而已啦

2546
01:47:34,720 --> 01:47:39,120
我们家在那不就这样的吗

2547
01:47:39,120 --> 01:47:41,660
不是到那个什么一到要考试的时候

2548
01:47:41,660 --> 01:47:47,270
那个直播效果就特别嗯特别特别不稳定啊

2549
01:47:47,270 --> 01:47:49,190
因为脑子里没有别的事情

2550
01:47:49,190 --> 01:47:51,940
不是全心全意的直播

2551
01:47:52,340 --> 01:47:54,130
你要1~1到放假

2552
01:47:54,130 --> 01:47:56,980
我的那个精神状态就非常轻盈啊

2553
01:47:56,980 --> 01:47:59,050
加班也能加了

2554
01:47:59,050 --> 01:48:00,520
唱歌也能唱了

2555
01:48:00,520 --> 01:48:02,860
感情也有了反应也快乐

2556
01:48:02,860 --> 01:48:03,920
你知道吗

2557
01:48:03,920 --> 01:48:05,840
工作音到底是什么啊

2558
01:48:05,840 --> 01:48:07,890
工作音就是文明干活

2559
01:48:07,890 --> 01:48:09,960
我一边给你直播

2560
01:48:09,960 --> 01:48:11,550
就是这种啊

2561
01:48:11,550 --> 01:48:12,960
怎么有人快过生日

2562
01:48:12,960 --> 01:48:14,280
还在备考不对

2563
01:48:14,280 --> 01:48:16,100
怎么有人快备考呢

2564
01:48:16,100 --> 01:48:17,900
还在想着要过生日啊

2565
01:48:17,900 --> 01:48:19,600
应该是这样的

2566
01:48:20,180 --> 01:48:21,640
为什么要备考了

2567
01:48:21,640 --> 01:48:24,820
还想着过生日呢

2568
01:48:29,119 --> 01:48:31,059
今天下午该做视频了

2569
01:48:31,059 --> 01:48:32,019
没视频了

2570
01:48:32,019 --> 01:48:36,450
给我做视频的宝给我做视频的这个宝宝

2571
01:48:36,450 --> 01:48:39,990
他他他他出了点问题啊

2572
01:48:39,990 --> 01:48:41,190
没了你

2573
01:48:43,230 --> 01:48:46,180
主播考完能唱国玉的战争吗

2574
01:48:46,180 --> 01:48:49,300
主播唱不了那种特别大的歌了

2575
01:48:49,300 --> 01:48:51,340
只能调是能唱

2576
01:48:51,340 --> 01:48:52,840
但是我没有那个味儿

2577
01:48:52,840 --> 01:48:53,650
你知道吧

2578
01:48:53,650 --> 01:48:56,410
这不一样很不一样

2579
01:48:56,410 --> 01:48:59,640
♪ 你多变的表情 ♪

2580
01:48:59,820 --> 01:49:01,550
♪ 下雨了 ♪

2581
01:49:01,550 --> 01:49:05,660
♪ 雨陪我哭泣 ♪

2582
01:49:06,220 --> 01:49:07,440
♪ 看不清 ♪

2583
01:49:08,820 --> 01:49:10,260
争取混个白人啊

2584
01:49:10,260 --> 01:49:13,920
等下等下等下我们现在升段就挨揍完

2585
01:49:13,920 --> 01:49:18,770
听这个段位的主播要抓壮丁了

2586
01:49:18,770 --> 01:49:20,150
主播主要是素材

2587
01:49:20,150 --> 01:49:23,090
不知道用哪里下播去看看吧

2588
01:49:23,090 --> 01:49:24,410
挑一下素材啊

2589
01:49:24,410 --> 01:49:27,180
我那个气氛老师在问我要素材呢

2590
01:49:27,180 --> 01:49:28,680
就我本来想跟他说

2591
01:49:28,680 --> 01:49:30,600
我说你我把轴发给你

2592
01:49:30,600 --> 01:49:32,370
然后你看一下哪里能贴

2593
01:49:32,370 --> 01:49:34,120
你自己看一下

2594
01:49:34,120 --> 01:49:35,320
但是我又不敢

2595
01:49:35,320 --> 01:49:36,490
你知道吗

2596
01:49:36,490 --> 01:49:37,780
也不是不敢

2597
01:49:37,780 --> 01:49:40,420
我是觉得就是他我跟他说了

2598
01:49:40,420 --> 01:49:41,410
他也不这么切

2599
01:49:41,410 --> 01:49:46,820
我感觉这个我爱上给我勇气的cpu

2600
01:49:46,820 --> 01:49:47,300
两仪式

2601
01:49:47,300 --> 01:49:48,410
让他当切片man

2602
01:49:48,410 --> 01:49:51,820
我们现在最新的三个切片都是两仪式的力作

2603
01:49:51,820 --> 01:49:53,920
应该以后再熬熬

2604
01:49:53,920 --> 01:49:56,360
再熬个一个月能那什么是吧

2605
01:49:56,360 --> 01:49:58,340
然后然后换个50万

2606
01:49:58,340 --> 01:50:01,640
果然是我二爹一出手就是非常的猛啊

2607
01:50:01,640 --> 01:50:06,770
♪ 爱的秘密能一直延续 ♪

2608
01:50:06,770 --> 01:50:10,420
我相信我开水的素材不会用

2609
01:50:11,680 --> 01:50:13,810
应该应该是不会用吧

2610
01:50:13,810 --> 01:50:16,380
感觉趣味性没有那么的高

2611
01:50:16,380 --> 01:50:19,020
就是大家了解我的知道

2612
01:50:19,020 --> 01:50:21,240
结合我以前的那个表现

2613
01:50:21,240 --> 01:50:24,120
就上播的时候的那种表现啊

2614
01:50:24,120 --> 01:50:25,200
暑假的好

2615
01:50:25,200 --> 01:50:26,610
然后寒假了烂

2616
01:50:26,610 --> 01:50:29,220
结合着这些东西看还挺好玩的

2617
01:50:29,220 --> 01:50:31,470
但你要不结合着这些东西看的话

2618
01:50:31,470 --> 01:50:33,900
感觉就一般般

2619
01:50:33,900 --> 01:50:37,600
那你觉得呢我觉得有点这种味道诶

2620
01:50:37,600 --> 01:50:40,000
♪ 冷冷的空 ♪

2621
01:50:40,000 --> 01:50:41,500
你你想给我签吗

2622
01:50:41,500 --> 01:50:42,340
你想用吗

2623
01:50:45,460 --> 01:50:47,820
这个直播间自己乐一乐就完了

2624
01:50:47,820 --> 01:50:50,400
但你真的看绵绵啊

2625
01:50:50,400 --> 01:50:52,380
让你感到很丢人是吧

2626
01:50:52,380 --> 01:50:54,420
什么叫自己乐乐就完了

2627
01:50:54,420 --> 01:50:56,800
看绵绵让你感到很丢人吗

2628
01:50:56,800 --> 01:50:59,680
消失喜欢米娅

2629
01:50:59,680 --> 01:51:02,560
米娅就是这么见不得光的事情吗

2630
01:51:02,560 --> 01:51:03,840
生气了

2631
01:51:03,840 --> 01:51:04,920
吃个蛋黄派

2632
01:51:04,920 --> 01:51:08,120
等一下早上没吃东西饿

2633
01:51:08,120 --> 01:51:09,560
这不是早上没吃

2634
01:51:09,560 --> 01:51:10,580
一天没吃

2635
01:51:10,580 --> 01:51:12,260
哈哈喜欢米娅

2636
01:51:12,260 --> 01:51:14,520
让你这么丢人吗

2637
01:51:16,440 --> 01:51:20,309
你下播就就就哐哐开哭

2638
01:51:20,309 --> 01:51:21,299
我是这意思啊

2639
01:51:21,299 --> 01:51:22,379
什么意思啊

2640
01:51:22,379 --> 01:51:24,280
你我喜欢电棍

2641
01:51:24,280 --> 01:51:25,180
我都没自卑

2642
01:51:25,180 --> 01:51:28,840
你这意思是明明比电棍还像古神是吧

2643
01:51:29,360 --> 01:51:31,730
不应该吃泡面

2644
01:51:31,730 --> 01:51:32,570
没泡面

2645
01:51:32,570 --> 01:51:36,530
吃泡面吃完了还没去那个超市买呢

2646
01:51:36,530 --> 01:51:37,940
吃个蛋黄派吧

2647
01:51:37,940 --> 01:51:40,620
这蛋黄派被主播买回来多久了

2648
01:51:40,620 --> 01:51:42,000
两个月了

2649
01:51:43,320 --> 01:51:44,640
就你有点饿死

2650
01:51:44,640 --> 01:51:46,380
放在这个台子上的零食

2651
01:51:46,380 --> 01:51:47,520
我一口都不想吃

2652
01:51:47,520 --> 01:51:48,380
你知道吗

2653
01:51:48,380 --> 01:51:51,680
据说他学的在素材的直播间乐乐的啊

2654
01:51:51,680 --> 01:51:54,400
这样子吓我一跳

2655
01:51:54,400 --> 01:51:56,740
对不起对不起对不起

2656
01:51:56,740 --> 01:51:58,000
不是我做节目效果

2657
01:51:58,000 --> 01:51:58,780
狗妹狗妹

2658
01:51:58,780 --> 01:52:00,120
对不起对不起

2659
01:52:00,120 --> 01:52:04,200
会看到彩虹的美丽

2660
01:52:05,280 --> 01:52:06,620
好难啊

2661
01:52:06,620 --> 01:52:11,640
屋内的湿气像储存爱你搁这没有做节目效果

2662
01:52:11,640 --> 01:52:12,300
对不起吗

2663
01:52:12,300 --> 01:52:13,770
妹妹滚哥家菜

2664
01:52:13,770 --> 01:52:18,759
我知道大家都可以放米米的骄傲的秘密

2665
01:52:20,739 --> 01:52:26,440
♪ 也许我相信我将会看到彩虹 ♪

2666
01:52:26,440 --> 01:52:31,420
是不是我以前有什么拷打拷打弹幕的天赋呀

2667
01:52:33,380 --> 01:52:35,000
感觉我火力全开

2668
01:52:35,000 --> 01:52:36,260
拷打观众的话

2669
01:52:36,260 --> 01:52:37,460
很少有人顶得住

2670
01:52:37,460 --> 01:52:41,420
你能给你算两口吗

2671
01:52:41,420 --> 01:52:43,430
干嘛不给你吃

2672
01:52:43,430 --> 01:52:44,700
不好吃

2673
01:52:46,080 --> 01:52:47,240
太难吃了

2674
01:52:47,240 --> 01:52:48,980
有好吃的再分给你吧

2675
01:52:48,980 --> 01:52:50,450
这玩意不好吃

2676
01:52:50,450 --> 01:52:54,400
我怎么觉得那个韩国产的蛋黄派

2677
01:52:54,400 --> 01:52:55,840
跟那个什么味道不一样

2678
01:52:55,840 --> 01:52:58,700
你知道公主是这样的

2679
01:52:58,700 --> 01:53:00,500
六宝乐公主了没

2680
01:53:00,500 --> 01:53:01,580
宝乐公主啊

2681
01:53:01,580 --> 01:53:03,190
视宠而骄

2682
01:53:03,190 --> 01:53:06,310
那你怎么就不戳我了啊

2683
01:53:06,310 --> 01:53:09,240
她美色飘逸啊

2684
01:53:09,240 --> 01:53:11,460
没有没有是从来叫了

2685
01:53:11,460 --> 01:53:13,860
我一直都知道的

2686
01:53:13,860 --> 01:53:15,300
不好吃啊

2687
01:53:15,300 --> 01:53:22,610
这个啊这面前没人回眸一瞬间

2688
01:53:23,190 --> 01:53:26,210
不是他这个蛋黄派是那种扁的

2689
01:53:26,210 --> 01:53:27,350
国内的是圆的

2690
01:53:27,350 --> 01:53:29,380
不知道为什么他的是扁的

2691
01:53:29,380 --> 01:53:31,840
就好像把一个蛋黄牌切了

2692
01:53:31,840 --> 01:53:32,380
切了

2693
01:53:32,380 --> 01:53:33,700
吃了一半一样

2694
01:53:33,700 --> 01:53:37,540
♪ 花指拂来飘散的香烟 ♪

2695
01:53:38,920 --> 01:53:40,520
♪ 你笑蒙了 ♪

2696
01:53:40,520 --> 01:53:43,310
什么零食买回来的时候都巨想吃

2697
01:53:43,310 --> 01:53:45,020
然后一旦把它放到家里面

2698
01:53:45,020 --> 01:53:47,060
那个装零食的筐里面

2699
01:53:47,060 --> 01:53:49,080
就像被封印了一样

2700
01:53:49,080 --> 01:53:52,660
我现在还有什么一包枫糖饼干

2701
01:53:52,660 --> 01:53:53,860
一罐子吃

2702
01:53:53,860 --> 01:53:55,360
有圣诞节送我的糖

2703
01:53:55,360 --> 01:53:56,500
一袋开封了

2704
01:53:56,500 --> 01:53:57,670
只吃了一个

2705
01:53:57,670 --> 01:53:59,680
只吃了一颗的麦丽素

2706
01:53:59,680 --> 01:54:00,760
一包

2707
01:54:00,760 --> 01:54:02,080
拿夹子夹了

2708
01:54:02,080 --> 01:54:03,640
只吃了三片的薯片

2709
01:54:05,740 --> 01:54:07,100
还有什么

2710
01:54:07,100 --> 01:54:11,520
还有那个一包那个巧克力豆里面夹心是软糖的

2711
01:54:11,520 --> 01:54:13,380
也就吃了两粒

2712
01:54:13,380 --> 01:54:16,700
还有一盒开封了之后只吃了一个蛋黄派

2713
01:54:16,700 --> 01:54:18,710
现在我嘴里面就是第二个

2714
01:54:18,710 --> 01:54:21,620
就不知道为什么这些东西我都不想吃

2715
01:54:21,620 --> 01:54:22,580
你知道吧

2716
01:54:22,580 --> 01:54:24,300
主播前面忘了

2717
01:54:24,300 --> 01:54:24,780
中间忘了

2718
01:54:24,780 --> 01:54:25,440
后面忘了

2719
01:54:25,440 --> 01:54:26,400
你跟你切歌

2720
01:54:26,400 --> 01:54:28,120
你干嘛给我切歌呀

2721
01:54:28,120 --> 01:54:31,390
怎么还有人叫鸿儒奶绿official啊

2722
01:54:31,390 --> 01:54:33,760
我操奶绿知道这件事吗

2723
01:54:33,760 --> 01:54:35,470
奶绿会跟你切割了吧

2724
01:54:35,470 --> 01:54:36,760
这是红薯奶绿

2725
01:54:36,760 --> 01:54:38,020
我分手的情书啊

2726
01:54:38,020 --> 01:54:41,800
感觉就是听起来有点营养不良

2727
01:54:41,800 --> 01:54:43,030
零食嘛

2728
01:54:43,030 --> 01:54:45,340
就正餐肯定都不会有剩的

2729
01:54:45,340 --> 01:54:48,580
正餐剩的怎么可能放房间里

2730
01:54:48,580 --> 01:54:52,200
♪ 舌如簧的土匪 ♪

2731
01:54:52,240 --> 01:54:55,560
沉醉的上扬的关注

2732
01:54:55,560 --> 01:54:59,860
♪ 热带刺的玫瑰会学不见你 ♪

2733
01:54:59,860 --> 01:55:01,840
女朋友不让我看世界主播

2734
01:55:01,840 --> 01:55:03,100
你有女朋友了

2735
01:55:03,100 --> 01:55:05,150
平真的吗

2736
01:55:05,150 --> 01:55:06,440
真的吗

2737
01:55:06,440 --> 01:55:07,460
真的吗

2738
01:55:07,460 --> 01:55:09,120
恭喜恭喜妈妈

2739
01:55:09,120 --> 01:55:10,500
可以切割一下我吗

2740
01:55:10,500 --> 01:55:13,400
你可以体验一下撕心裂肺的失恋感

2741
01:55:13,400 --> 01:55:15,380
不如狠狠打s表白

2742
01:55:15,380 --> 01:55:16,400
咩咩99天

2743
01:55:16,400 --> 01:55:18,040
然后被绵绵拒绝了

2744
01:55:18,040 --> 01:55:19,360
主播都禁言你了

2745
01:55:19,360 --> 01:55:21,400
你还没撕心裂肺的十连啊

2746
01:55:22,660 --> 01:55:25,080
假的哦假的

2747
01:55:25,080 --> 01:55:26,460
找个借口

2748
01:55:26,460 --> 01:55:28,140
好吧好吧

2749
01:55:32,100 --> 01:55:32,900
好吧

2750
01:55:32,960 --> 01:55:36,860
♪ 承认世俗为你的美是人是妖 ♪

2751
01:55:36,860 --> 01:55:38,270
我是真的脑残

2752
01:55:38,270 --> 01:55:39,500
我很相信你们的

2753
01:55:39,500 --> 01:55:41,390
你们说什么我都相信着

2754
01:55:41,390 --> 01:55:43,940
怎么

2755
01:55:45,900 --> 01:55:48,460
真的很相信你们的人

2756
01:55:48,460 --> 01:55:51,480
♪ 玫瑰闻声不见 ♪

2757
01:55:58,760 --> 01:56:01,720
怎么30万播放那个主播带来5万粉丝

2758
01:56:01,720 --> 01:56:02,620
都是凑热闹的

2759
01:56:02,620 --> 01:56:03,880
夜晚捏

2760
01:56:03,960 --> 01:56:05,880
大家都是凑热闹的

2761
01:56:07,800 --> 01:56:10,440
但是就可能没什么人真的关注

2762
01:56:10,440 --> 01:56:11,820
真的看直播了

2763
01:56:11,820 --> 01:56:14,230
这都是炒作切片

2764
01:56:14,230 --> 01:56:17,170
你看着好像什么名利双收

2765
01:56:17,170 --> 01:56:21,000
实际上没有什么太大的作用啊

2766
01:56:21,000 --> 01:56:22,140
体量还是一样的

2767
01:56:22,140 --> 01:56:26,260
还是这些人没差别的

2768
01:56:26,900 --> 01:56:28,420
啥时候戒烟

2769
01:56:28,420 --> 01:56:31,150
放完日常会议都戒烟了

2770
01:56:31,150 --> 01:56:32,040
好吧

2771
01:56:32,420 --> 01:56:36,800
30万播放给主播带来了10万个想开盒的弱智

2772
01:56:36,800 --> 01:56:38,180
好可怕呀

2773
01:56:38,180 --> 01:56:40,740
哈哈好可怕好可怕

2774
01:56:40,740 --> 01:56:42,210
我受不了了

2775
01:56:42,210 --> 01:56:48,480
日常一二这样画完这个就戒烟了

2776
01:56:48,480 --> 01:56:49,500
刚来就走

2777
01:56:49,500 --> 01:56:50,400
那可不咋的

2778
01:56:50,400 --> 01:56:52,950
六周那可不是嗯

2779
01:56:52,950 --> 01:56:54,240
舍不得我啊

2780
01:56:54,240 --> 01:56:58,260
那要走了

2781
01:56:58,860 --> 01:57:00,500
我知道的

2782
01:57:00,500 --> 01:57:02,960
现在的人不好吗

2783
01:57:02,960 --> 01:57:05,780
老大都很讨厌

2784
01:57:10,960 --> 01:57:14,560
而且跟所有人都能一直不分开就好了

2785
01:57:14,560 --> 01:57:17,950
但是这个时间不太可能吧

2786
01:57:17,950 --> 01:57:19,880
挺难的感觉

2787
01:57:27,960 --> 01:57:29,240
快5万粉了

2788
01:57:29,240 --> 01:57:31,670
过生日之前涨到5万粉

2789
01:57:31,670 --> 01:57:34,240
开个5万粉纪念会

2790
01:57:48,660 --> 01:57:50,120
主播我舍不得你

2791
01:57:50,120 --> 01:57:52,220
只能在马桶上刻下你的名字

2792
01:57:52,220 --> 01:57:55,840
叫你每次答辩的时候都能够看到我的脸

2793
01:57:55,840 --> 01:57:57,760
生气的好恶心啊

2794
01:57:57,760 --> 01:57:58,060
算了

2795
01:57:58,060 --> 01:58:02,340
我还是还是还是忽然感觉也没有什么必要

2796
01:58:02,340 --> 01:58:04,860
跟大家一直待在一起

2797
01:58:06,180 --> 01:58:08,940
你过生日的时候可以送我一块409

2798
01:58:08,940 --> 01:58:11,300
连当礼物吧

2799
01:58:11,300 --> 01:58:14,900
4.9了算了

2800
01:58:14,900 --> 01:58:16,520
我买来也没什么用

2801
01:58:16,520 --> 01:58:18,560
本来有点想买的

2802
01:58:18,560 --> 01:58:20,920
在座位上开销实在太大了

2803
01:58:26,000 --> 01:58:27,320
5万粉纪念回

2804
01:58:27,320 --> 01:58:29,720
我将带头反复取关折磨主播

2805
01:58:29,720 --> 01:58:30,800
你放心吧

2806
01:58:30,800 --> 01:58:32,180
主播的产能5万粉

2807
01:58:32,180 --> 01:58:32,840
今年会搞不好

2808
01:58:32,840 --> 01:58:34,160
6万粉才能看

2809
01:58:37,110 --> 01:58:39,210
刚刚主播5万粉纪念回

2810
01:58:39,210 --> 01:58:41,010
6万粉才能开出来啊

2811
01:58:41,010 --> 01:58:42,320
别急啊

2812
01:58:43,380 --> 01:58:44,540
几点下班

2813
01:58:44,540 --> 01:58:48,440
现在现在

2814
01:59:03,920 --> 01:59:05,840
♪ 玩家玩家大多瓦努力感动 ♪

2815
01:59:05,840 --> 01:59:10,120
一般这歌是不让翻唱来着

2816
01:59:10,120 --> 01:59:12,500
这是不让翻唱来着

2817
01:59:12,500 --> 01:59:14,780
那我跟着哼会不会侵权啊

2818
01:59:14,780 --> 01:59:17,540
如果小姐会不会生我的气啊

2819
01:59:18,840 --> 01:59:20,840
鼠标已经拿出来了

2820
01:59:20,840 --> 01:59:23,630
不要啊不要不要啊

2821
01:59:23,630 --> 01:59:25,850
达咩达咩哟

2822
01:59:25,850 --> 01:59:28,160
快点点好吗

2823
01:59:28,160 --> 01:59:29,639
点点了

2824
01:59:29,639 --> 01:59:31,199
求求你了

2825
01:59:31,199 --> 01:59:33,119
别点下去了

2826
01:59:35,099 --> 01:59:37,760
让他们别点别点别点

2827
01:59:37,760 --> 01:59:38,570
弟弟

2828
01:59:38,570 --> 01:59:42,140
我服了哦

2829
01:59:42,140 --> 01:59:44,960
之前年度总结有些是星球环绕

2830
01:59:44,960 --> 01:59:45,380
怎么啦

2831
01:59:45,380 --> 01:59:46,379
有我吗

2832
02:00:01,340 --> 02:00:02,660
♪ 星期一开口 ♪

2833
02:00:02,660 --> 02:00:04,880
♪ 你看每次都被他的美 ♪

2834
02:00:06,020 --> 02:00:10,220
不是这个上面绕着主播的观众

2835
02:00:10,220 --> 02:00:12,380
可能是关注了主播的粉丝

2836
02:00:12,380 --> 02:00:14,520
我测试了一下啊

2837
02:00:14,520 --> 02:00:15,960
你本来绕着别人转

2838
02:00:15,960 --> 02:00:18,060
你把人家取关了之后就看不到了

2839
02:00:18,060 --> 02:00:22,240
出来你好坏呀

2840
02:00:22,280 --> 02:00:24,070
不用非得看过直播

2841
02:00:24,070 --> 02:00:26,650
因为那个毕竟是up主年度报告嘛

2842
02:00:26,650 --> 02:00:29,900
那个毕竟是up主的年度报告报告

2843
02:00:29,900 --> 02:00:32,600
所以说可能你要多看视频

2844
02:00:32,600 --> 02:00:33,560
多三连多

2845
02:00:33,560 --> 02:00:36,100
评论之类的也会有的

2846
02:00:36,100 --> 02:00:40,920
♪ 你要爱我 ♪

2847
02:00:40,920 --> 02:00:43,410
怎么才48980分

2848
02:00:43,410 --> 02:00:44,670
马上就49000

2849
02:00:44,670 --> 02:00:46,879
莫欺少年穷下播

2850
02:00:53,860 --> 02:00:56,880
主播两个小时叫什么

2851
02:00:56,880 --> 02:00:59,340
v圈公务员等

2852
02:01:00,820 --> 02:01:01,960
没听够

2853
02:01:01,960 --> 02:01:02,980
别吃了

2854
02:01:06,580 --> 02:01:09,339
诶为什么奈洛又被禁言了

2855
02:01:09,339 --> 02:01:12,129
怎么回事呢

2856
02:01:12,880 --> 02:01:14,100
看一下私信啊

2857
02:01:14,100 --> 02:01:15,240
我把那个技能发一下

2858
02:01:15,240 --> 02:01:16,560
要不天天把技能机器人

2859
02:01:16,560 --> 02:01:20,460
我爸说天天把那个既然机器人先关一下吧

2860
02:01:20,460 --> 02:01:21,740
他这个为啥会这样

2861
02:01:22,800 --> 02:01:27,120
电话约在从前约会的地方

2862
02:01:27,120 --> 02:01:29,580
♪ 要陪你唱歌吃饭 ♪

2863
02:01:29,580 --> 02:01:31,760
♪ 我结账 ♪

2864
02:01:31,860 --> 02:01:36,800
保持一个好习惯

2865
02:01:37,180 --> 02:01:38,460
我在网外

2866
02:01:38,460 --> 02:01:45,140
那什么我在我在我在那个还算幸福美满

2867
02:01:45,300 --> 02:01:52,580
y y y y说那个那个什么东西了

2868
02:01:52,800 --> 02:01:57,320
看到几个弹幕去禁言的炸弹人都是沈一鸣啊

2869
02:01:57,320 --> 02:01:58,460
偷偷禁言的

2870
02:01:58,460 --> 02:02:01,200
哎呀说着说着要把主播直播间点赞

2871
02:02:01,200 --> 02:02:03,720
有炸弹人都是都是神

2872
02:02:03,720 --> 02:02:05,040
也没啥进的

2873
02:02:05,040 --> 02:02:06,180
这都是什么

2874
02:02:06,180 --> 02:02:11,200
这就是呃这就是哎呀

2875
02:02:11,200 --> 02:02:13,180
我知道连人都这样的

2876
02:02:13,180 --> 02:02:15,520
然后刷老婆老婆亲亲

2877
02:02:15,520 --> 02:02:16,420
我爱你的

2878
02:02:16,420 --> 02:02:17,860
都是凌潇凌禁言的

2879
02:02:17,860 --> 02:02:18,520
什么意思

2880
02:02:18,520 --> 02:02:20,500
你觉得他是情节呃

2881
02:02:20,500 --> 02:02:21,340
你不可以刷

2882
02:02:21,340 --> 02:02:22,360
他可以刷你

2883
02:02:22,360 --> 02:02:24,310
你觉得难受是吧

2884
02:02:24,310 --> 02:02:27,120
怎么回事呢

2885
02:02:27,220 --> 02:02:28,020
还有什么

2886
02:02:28,020 --> 02:02:29,760
剩下都是红包机器人了

2887
02:02:29,760 --> 02:02:30,960
没有什么那个什么

2888
02:02:30,960 --> 02:02:34,340
还有讨口子的没有

2889
02:02:34,340 --> 02:02:38,820
还有安利自己的那个发布的视频的

2890
02:02:38,960 --> 02:02:41,760
还有可不可以叫我一声老公的

2891
02:02:41,760 --> 02:02:43,820
这都是谁啊

2892
02:02:44,040 --> 02:02:45,860
还有问主播有没有奶奶的

2893
02:02:45,860 --> 02:02:47,000
这主播杀的

2894
02:02:47,000 --> 02:02:49,620
看到了看到了点赞

2895
02:02:49,620 --> 02:02:50,910
直播间不喊我

2896
02:02:50,910 --> 02:02:52,920
我不知道不用手机看行吗

2897
02:02:52,920 --> 02:02:54,060
我就用手机看

2898
02:02:54,060 --> 02:02:55,960
怎么我就要用手机看

2899
02:02:55,960 --> 02:02:57,760
那我应该怎么看呢

2900
02:02:57,760 --> 02:02:59,190
我不知道怎么看

2901
02:02:59,190 --> 02:03:00,510
那那怎么看啊

2902
02:03:02,370 --> 02:03:03,920
赔一个别赔了

2903
02:03:03,920 --> 02:03:05,840
我是用了一个有粉丝的账号

2904
02:03:05,840 --> 02:03:07,280
跟有没有粉丝账号测试的

2905
02:03:07,280 --> 02:03:09,800
也就个把月没有直播拜年的皮谣了

2906
02:03:09,800 --> 02:03:12,420
你想怎么你想在直播的体验是吧

2907
02:03:12,420 --> 02:03:13,740
也也可以吧

2908
02:03:13,740 --> 02:03:15,180
你如果愿意的话

2909
02:03:15,180 --> 02:03:16,800
♪ 听你说话 ♪

2910
02:03:16,800 --> 02:03:19,620
看你故事能不能有点隐私

2911
02:03:19,620 --> 02:03:21,840
对不起对不起

2912
02:03:27,640 --> 02:03:29,760
到底什么叫隐私呢

2913
02:03:29,760 --> 02:03:33,300
不是就是哎我不知道什么事情对于大家是隐私

2914
02:03:33,300 --> 02:03:35,280
感觉大家对自己的核信息啊

2915
02:03:35,280 --> 02:03:36,860
什么叫什么名字

2916
02:03:36,860 --> 02:03:38,720
家住哪里长什么样子

2917
02:03:38,720 --> 02:03:42,580
就就有几位不是很不是不是很在意

2918
02:03:42,580 --> 02:03:43,660
就是泄不泄露

2919
02:03:43,660 --> 02:03:47,880
然后那个什么是没有意

2920
02:03:47,880 --> 02:03:49,440
我有点把握不好

2921
02:03:49,440 --> 02:03:50,280
以后不说了

2922
02:03:50,280 --> 02:03:50,700
对不起

2923
02:03:50,700 --> 02:03:52,260
我会给大家保密哦

2924
02:03:52,260 --> 02:03:53,620
对不起

2925
02:03:57,340 --> 02:03:59,700
谢谢老妹的两个小花

2926
02:03:59,700 --> 02:04:01,140
送走声卡的小花

2927
02:04:01,140 --> 02:04:02,960
获得那一感动

2928
02:04:02,960 --> 02:04:06,190
我想让你知道的就是隐私哦

2929
02:04:06,190 --> 02:04:08,020
那你有什么事情不想让我知道

2930
02:04:08,020 --> 02:04:09,820
人可以告诉我一下

2931
02:04:09,820 --> 02:04:12,700
大家有什么事不想让我知道的

2932
02:04:12,700 --> 02:04:18,520
♪ 我也不想 ♪

2933
02:04:20,520 --> 02:04:25,160
♪ 写了信转生悲伤 ♪

2934
02:04:25,200 --> 02:04:27,860
你家住在黄土高坡啊

2935
02:04:27,860 --> 02:04:32,160
什么这里有什么什么什么什么呃

2936
02:04:32,210 --> 02:04:33,660
松花江上

2937
02:04:33,660 --> 02:04:35,670
人家住在冰雪大世界是吧

2938
02:04:35,670 --> 02:04:38,270
你是冰雪大世界里面那个奸商

2939
02:04:38,270 --> 02:04:40,520
一杯肉泡面卖40块钱的

2940
02:04:40,520 --> 02:04:42,770
那个是你吗

2941
02:04:42,770 --> 02:04:44,900
诶没有

2942
02:04:44,900 --> 02:04:45,890
你是公主

2943
02:04:45,890 --> 02:04:47,300
我是猫猫公主

2944
02:04:47,300 --> 02:04:52,420
不是不是还是没有一句

2945
02:04:52,420 --> 02:04:54,460
你要把坏苹果h e了

2946
02:04:54,460 --> 02:04:56,600
他老家在广州

2947
02:04:56,600 --> 02:04:57,620
什么什么

2948
02:04:57,620 --> 02:04:58,940
怎么还有这种合法呀

2949
02:04:58,940 --> 02:05:00,700
别你不说

2950
02:05:00,700 --> 02:05:02,020
他他人在加拿大不

2951
02:05:02,020 --> 02:05:07,000
我跟快餐厅炸薯条还还靠谱一点好啦

2952
02:05:07,040 --> 02:05:10,060
我想知道你知道我不知道圆周率

2953
02:05:10,060 --> 02:05:13,330
小数点后2289位是多少

2954
02:05:13,330 --> 02:05:16,900
不知道不知道这种事情怎么会知道

2955
02:05:19,180 --> 02:05:20,680
我是不想读出来

2956
02:05:20,680 --> 02:05:24,060
我不是不认识我认识我认识潘宇

2957
02:05:24,060 --> 02:05:25,880
我怎么会不认识潘宇呢

2958
02:05:27,140 --> 02:05:29,860
主播好歹也是在虚拟广东呆过的人

2959
02:05:29,860 --> 02:05:30,940
连番禺都不认识

2960
02:05:30,940 --> 02:05:34,459
主播制裁算了好啦

2961
02:05:34,459 --> 02:05:37,039
谢谢大家今天的陪伴和支持

2962
02:05:37,039 --> 02:05:39,620
谢谢金星的金色c

2963
02:05:39,620 --> 02:05:41,450
开学快乐

2964
02:05:41,450 --> 02:05:42,430
怎么会玩

2965
02:05:42,430 --> 02:05:44,350
爱你晚安泡面面

2966
02:05:45,850 --> 02:05:51,040
谢谢天敌众老爷公园遛鬼青天传小姐的旺旺

2967
02:05:51,040 --> 02:05:54,340
谢谢强大的舰长红豆尼

2968
02:05:54,340 --> 02:05:55,300
阿里嘎多

2969
02:05:55,300 --> 02:05:56,140
主播间有超管

2970
02:05:56,140 --> 02:05:56,680
那样吧

2971
02:05:56,680 --> 02:05:57,830
怕你被封了

2972
02:05:57,830 --> 02:05:59,510
应该不会吧

2973
02:05:59,510 --> 02:06:01,760
我这没干什么呀

2974
02:06:01,760 --> 02:06:02,810
还得复习呢

2975
02:06:02,810 --> 02:06:04,360
晚安不了天

2976
02:06:07,520 --> 02:06:09,940
亲爱的泡面不说话

2977
02:06:09,940 --> 02:06:12,180
没人把你当哑巴

2978
02:06:13,160 --> 02:06:17,530
谢谢大家的打call牛蛙小花人气票

2979
02:06:17,530 --> 02:06:20,290
谢谢公园遛鬼的18个干杯

2980
02:06:21,310 --> 02:06:24,240
谢谢综艺的山峰情书

2981
02:06:24,240 --> 02:06:27,879
谢谢泡面面的两个气态权杖

2982
02:06:27,879 --> 02:06:31,590
两个马戏之王和两个许愿精灵

2983
02:06:31,590 --> 02:06:33,780
这什么五五开啊

2984
02:06:33,780 --> 02:06:34,940
这什么概率

2985
02:06:34,940 --> 02:06:37,370
红豆你阿里嘎多

2986
02:06:37,370 --> 02:06:38,840
太破费了

2987
02:06:38,840 --> 02:06:40,220
主播今天没加班吧

2988
02:06:40,220 --> 02:06:40,940
没加班呀

2989
02:06:40,940 --> 02:06:43,180
柳州你要给我加吧

2990
02:06:43,180 --> 02:06:44,800
♪ 我不在 ♪

2991
02:06:44,800 --> 02:06:47,110
他怎么招人都乱招

2992
02:06:47,110 --> 02:06:49,570
我这样的主播都能签约是吧

2993
02:06:49,570 --> 02:06:50,890
什么意思啊

2994
02:06:50,890 --> 02:06:51,840
你骂我

2995
02:06:51,840 --> 02:07:00,520
别再让人感觉他心里最后却又离开看

2996
02:07:00,920 --> 02:07:07,300
♪ 因为我不愿再看她流泪啦 ♪

2997
02:07:07,300 --> 02:07:11,260
不给主播加了

2998
02:07:11,260 --> 02:07:12,040
您休息吧

2999
02:07:12,040 --> 02:07:13,000
怎么还您呢

3000
02:07:13,000 --> 02:07:14,760
这么见外干嘛呀

3001
02:07:14,760 --> 02:07:16,500
别见外嘛呀

3002
02:07:16,500 --> 02:07:19,580
真是的

3003
02:07:21,720 --> 02:07:24,440
♪ 上天啊 ♪

3004
02:07:24,660 --> 02:07:27,800
♪ 你是不是在偷偷看笑话 ♪

3005
02:07:29,000 --> 02:07:32,480
♪ 明知我还没能力保护她 ♪

3006
02:07:32,480 --> 02:07:35,840
♪ 让我们相遇啊 ♪

3007
02:07:38,600 --> 02:07:41,120
♪ 上天啊 ♪

3008
02:07:41,340 --> 02:07:44,480
♪ 她最近是否不再失眠啦 ♪

3009
02:07:45,740 --> 02:07:48,960
♪ 愿世间温情化作一缕风 ♪

3010
02:07:48,960 --> 02:07:51,840
♪ 代替我拥抱她 ♪

3011
02:07:54,540 --> 02:08:01,480
♪ 以后的人你要好好照顾她 ♪

3012
02:08:02,720 --> 02:08:05,590
♪ 我不在她身旁 ♪

3013
02:08:05,590 --> 02:08:09,840
♪ 你不不能欺负她 ♪

3014
02:08:11,040 --> 02:08:15,290
♪ 别再让人走进她心里 ♪

3015
02:08:15,290 --> 02:08:19,220
♪ 最后却又离开她 ♪

3016
02:08:20,160 --> 02:08:26,540
♪ 因为我不愿再看她的未来 ♪

3017
02:08:28,040 --> 02:08:34,940
♪ 希望我的努力能够赶上她 ♪

3018
02:08:36,060 --> 02:08:38,540
又见我们

3019
02:08:42,320 --> 02:08:44,320
当中的错

3020
02:08:44,320 --> 02:08:49,420
♪ 可若你安排了别人给她 ♪

3021
02:08:49,420 --> 02:08:52,680
我会祝福她

3022
02:08:53,320 --> 02:08:54,360
♪ 想给你 ♪

3023
02:08:54,360 --> 02:08:55,800
♪ 别管我 ♪

3024
02:08:55,800 --> 02:08:59,680
♪ 先让她幸福吧 ♪

3025
02:09:01,880 --> 02:09:04,880
♪ 上天啊 ♪

3026
02:09:04,880 --> 02:09:08,220
这些晚上我对你说的话

3027
02:09:09,020 --> 02:09:12,430
你别不小心漏嘴告诉她

3028
02:09:12,430 --> 02:09:16,660
♪ 我怕会吵醒她 ♪

3029
02:09:18,580 --> 02:09:21,280
像苍天啊

3030
02:09:21,739 --> 02:09:25,560
你千万不要偷偷告诉她

3031
02:09:25,960 --> 02:09:29,060
在无数夜深人静的夜晚

3032
02:09:29,780 --> 02:09:32,090
我就在想

3033
02:09:32,090 --> 02:09:36,740
那我大乱斗还有两场胜利

3034
02:09:36,740 --> 02:09:38,000
我不打完吗

3035
02:09:38,000 --> 02:09:39,650
那我们打完再走吗

3036
02:09:39,650 --> 02:09:41,300
那太不好了吧

3037
02:09:42,580 --> 02:09:46,500
这两场胜利打完就不会播一个小时吧

3038
02:09:46,500 --> 02:09:48,240
我现在就能打完吗

3039
02:09:48,240 --> 02:09:49,740
我能打赢吗

3040
02:09:50,200 --> 02:09:53,050
有有有问题在身上的

3041
02:09:53,050 --> 02:09:55,360
先让天下播了

3042
02:09:55,360 --> 02:09:56,440
没关系

3043
02:09:56,440 --> 02:10:01,189
感觉感觉感觉昨晚没播呀

3044
02:10:01,189 --> 02:10:03,679
晚上开学呀肯定不能播呀

3045
02:10:03,679 --> 02:10:05,320
我上课去了

3046
02:10:06,380 --> 02:10:07,780
走拜拜

3047
02:10:09,040 --> 02:10:12,800
也是我什么晚上再来一小时就能打完吗

3048
02:10:12,860 --> 02:10:15,020
哎给我搞急眼了

3049
02:10:15,020 --> 02:10:16,460
主播给自己小号

3050
02:10:16,460 --> 02:10:21,649
聪明白银黄金这段位怎么可能一个小时打不赢

3051
02:10:21,649 --> 02:10:22,249
200

3052
02:10:22,249 --> 02:10:25,030
一个小时能打多久啊

3053
02:10:25,030 --> 02:10:27,220
50 500分就能抬走

3054
02:10:27,220 --> 02:10:27,580
一个小时

3055
02:10:27,580 --> 02:10:28,480
能打20把

3056
02:10:28,480 --> 02:10:29,080
能20把

3057
02:10:29,080 --> 02:10:30,070
打不赢两把

3058
02:10:30,070 --> 02:10:34,460
主播当场把这个键盘吃掉

3059
02:10:39,000 --> 02:10:42,920
每天点一下这个天选时刻开不了

3060
02:10:42,920 --> 02:10:44,000
还是不给我发

3061
02:10:44,000 --> 02:10:45,220
好了拜拜

3062
02:10:45,599 --> 02:10:46,439
他不知道

3063
02:10:46,439 --> 02:10:47,549
他想让我加班

3064
02:10:47,549 --> 02:10:52,680
但我我也是真的没想没想没想到真真吃嘛

3065
02:10:53,000 --> 02:10:55,220
本来还有几率能打赢

3066
02:10:55,220 --> 02:10:56,540
我一说要吃键盘

3067
02:10:56,540 --> 02:10:58,330
马上就打不赢了是吧

3068
02:10:59,470 --> 02:11:00,970
我还说要吃键盘

3069
02:11:00,970 --> 02:11:02,650
本来打算帮我的人

3070
02:11:02,650 --> 02:11:04,900
也打算袖手旁观啊

3071
02:11:06,779 --> 02:11:09,139
令人感慨

3072
02:11:09,139 --> 02:11:11,180
好啦拜拜