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哇有声了

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琵琶声动荡

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玄机被暗藏

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谁在唱

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你和我针锋可有

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下一场红烛

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别哼哼

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遮住窗

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夜太长

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犬马声色不敢谢场

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你和沉醉王成真了

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昏黄别退

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让银河我共饮

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可在这宴上

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长安的反向绚丽的空荡不平常

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还是假装我本就太多糖

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你靠着我自如同流清旷

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你可嘲我这阳谋理当呈堂

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你可劝我失意也别荒唐啊

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人生一场

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别去分清真相

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明明可问我后人怎么观光

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你快捧

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我

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又不顾世俗造访

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你可劝我尽情活个酣畅

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别再去躲藏

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不如意

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刚刚那个歌唱没吹啊

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有点冷

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手掌握着一圈圈

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咱现在玩头发的别急

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每刻都会有

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好可怕哦

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妈妈妈咪

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哎

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明天你不说我还来播吗

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好玩什么好玩

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哎

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你们说我明天还来播吗

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啊你们你们你们说我明天还来播吗

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我感觉那个什么哎呦

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搓搓猫头全是水是吧

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最右边的摆脱任何中影

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想我没忘

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那是假装说来无比

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明日将你可夸我

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此人风流清旷

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立刻教我的夜魔力当成糖

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立刻劝我失意也别荒唐

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好人生一场

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别去分清真相

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哎哟今天还差多少

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今天还差1000呢

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哎呦那这个什么呀

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哦我们我们明天明天你们说我要来的话

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我是中午来

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那我还是跨年那个晚上来呢

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过年晚上你们有空来看我吗

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啊他很难收场

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我这一曲穿插在夜宴后半场

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立刻动

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我要躲藏藏着心

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就明天明天晚上来

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你们有空看我吗

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关键是我看那个什么感觉

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挺忙啊

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你知道吧

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就是跨年啊

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大家好像都挺麻烦的

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虽然我没什么安排

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但不知道你们有没有什么安排啊

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那你们要是也没安排的话

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那主播就大大发慈悲

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勉为其难的来一下

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哎哟那那怎么办呢

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那怎么办呢

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谁谁叫谁叫主播心软是吧

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谁让主播心软

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哎呀大家一起主播一说啊

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主播求求你了

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我真的好想你

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然后我就我就我就那什么呀

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我就我就我就不好意思不来

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你知道吧

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猫猫生日快乐

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嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿是啊

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但今天今天不过啊

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今天今天不过嗯

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嗯等一下我要出门嗯所以我们今天播到12点

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然后我就说说换衣服走了

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我出门了

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大家对啊

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你们过年对吧

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都有安排主播过年有安排生快阿比

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你记得我生日

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嘿嘿晚上好

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饼干生日快乐

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你还记不记得2021年我的生日

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哎呀我也是直播的时候过来的

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但是但是你你在呢

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我记得嗯天柱了

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过的时候再上

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别急别着急

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主播过年有什么约会啊

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采取有效剩余天数需求

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晚上好

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欢迎小熊猫猫

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欢迎金宝

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哎呦

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我先跟大家打招呼啊

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今天再收到13380电池啊

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怎么这么多啊

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我还以为就剩一天啊

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我以为就我

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我认为我以为就差就差就差

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那什么就差就差800了

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没想到是1300呃

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呃嫂子

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我早来一会儿呀

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哈哈怎么回事

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哎呀晚上好秋长

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晚上好天气

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东方正

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晚上好审批

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晚上好

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韭菜等肉的狼

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晚上好难防

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晚上好

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蓝小

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如此慵懒

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金宝晚上好

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多么多么哒

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晚上好

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饼干

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安安的狗

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红色双头易爆炸

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晚上好

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青哥

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小熊猫猫相思相依空影

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晚上好

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桃天黄金胶水嗯

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晚上好超然

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晚上好捏

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谢谢金宝

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自动续费的舰长

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往后走进阿里嘎多

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太破碎了

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但是我们今天的加班得等到那什么呀

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加到一个小时45分钟以上的那个班

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我们得得明天早上才能来还

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或者明天中午那场才能来还啊

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大家因为因为今天下午有约呀

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你知道吧

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不知道明天猫猫播不播

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今天先送了

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我当然我当然我当然我当然播啦

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今天又是不当烟烟人的一天

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自飞猫这什么牌子啊

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哎这不会是你本人的牌子吧

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让我查查

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让我查查你的成分

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让我搓搓你的猫头

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还真是你的牌子

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这就狠狠的卡一个牌子喽

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嗯一来又有爹报大名了

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哎呦这个这个主播主播主播等下

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手里面还压着最后的2000电

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是啊

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看看大家通力合作一下

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能不能把今天这个拿下

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太难来了太难了

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我明天早上当然会来不

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我明天早上当然会来播

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呃呃我明天早上当然会来播呀

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怎么回事呢

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对不起嘛

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对不起嘛

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那你想想我那什么

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我上午直播

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下午上课

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然后晚上对接我什么时候睡觉啊对吧

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这这嗯诶嘿嘿

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我每天都定闹铃的

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但那个那个时候他每天每天

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我都每天我都特别困

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然后困吧

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我一困我就说不出来话

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我只会坐在电脑前面

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阿巴阿巴阿巴

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拜拜拜拜啊

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我没了啊

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我就只会这样子

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你知道吧

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比鬼叫还那什么呢

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哎呦嗯起床起床别睡了

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别过少爷生活

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起床起床起床

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主播的少爷似乎哈哈哈

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虽然是这样

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但这是你自己讲的

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那对不起嘛

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哇哇哇哇

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我是小猪拱门那塞

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我是小猪

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对不起

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你可以说明天早上不播

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我下次就说那个早上早上那个什么吧

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因为我现在有点那什么了

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呃

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嗯确实每天晚上都想着说明天早上想来播的

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但是确确实出问题

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这个是我的问题啊

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我认真的跟大家道歉

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念果果

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美国没拿赛

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对不起

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对不起

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让大家白等了两天

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就不不不哎

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过一个磕一个磕一个来

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变了味道

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哎我的按键了好久没有没有用

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学旧皮肤的领舞声飘摇没了情调

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人们为三餐奔跑

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哎哎哎动不了了

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怎么回事啊

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哦好了好了好了好了

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对不起

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我错了

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对不起

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我们家菜碰碰碰碰

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希望你可以接受我诚挚的道歉

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可能要有一无一的道歉

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没有用的

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关键是要安排好时间

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呃

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那我们我们现在一天

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你们就默认我播完了一场之后

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第二场就当突击

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就当突击

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为什么吧

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呃呃那我就就是第二场就当突击

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有有的话状态好的话

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我就来

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状态不好的话

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我也不额外通知了

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呃主要对接不好安排

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这个确实是这样的

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昨天我那什么这有的时候他半夜三点出事

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有的时候他下午三点出生

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我也不知道他啥时候会出事

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00:10:01,820 --> 00:10:05,210
昨天本来是要再加一会那个班的嘛

254
00:10:05,210 --> 00:10:08,440
但是嗯昨天晚上加到最后

255
00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:13,060
那个时候就临时出了那个呃拆分的那个事嘛

256
00:10:13,060 --> 00:10:15,490
然后我就着急忙慌的跑了

257
00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:18,780
跑了之后就是呃搞了一个小时左右吧

258
00:10:18,780 --> 00:10:20,160
这个要搞完了

259
00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:22,930
这个这个这个他算是

260
00:10:22,930 --> 00:10:24,820
我也不知道他算了一个什么情况

261
00:10:24,820 --> 00:10:27,460
反正挺麻烦的

262
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,140
我记得还是那什么吧

263
00:10:29,140 --> 00:10:33,440
嗯我尽量还是还是就是嗯

264
00:10:33,660 --> 00:10:35,720
能确定一定能来的时候

265
00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:38,240
然后我在我在我在跟大家说

266
00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:39,740
我要来好吧

267
00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:42,080
如何评价我约了肥猫

268
00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:44,180
被大伙说是女巫啊

269
00:10:44,180 --> 00:10:45,740
你约了什么肥猫

270
00:10:45,740 --> 00:10:47,360
我怎么不知道给我看看

271
00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:50,700
给我看看你约的哪个坟包是我们

272
00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:52,400
我们我们怎么来

273
00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:53,660
金宝别走呀

274
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别走好吗

275
00:10:55,580 --> 00:10:59,380
这个你约的那个肥猫是米娅米娅吗

276
00:10:59,380 --> 00:11:02,680
嗯这里这里这里这里是我吗

277
00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:06,670
嗯他发动态啊

278
00:11:06,670 --> 00:11:08,380
艾特我了吗

279
00:11:08,380 --> 00:11:12,400
诶诶我有的时候会吞艾特呀

280
00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:13,600
别走行不行

281
00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,460
你们就想听我说别走

282
00:11:15,460 --> 00:11:17,890
巴不得我一边流眼泪

283
00:11:17,890 --> 00:11:19,480
一边在直播间里面

284
00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:21,160
哎哟就是贵族

285
00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:21,760
在这里

286
00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:24,329
大家啊拜托了

287
00:11:24,329 --> 00:11:25,229
不要走

288
00:11:25,229 --> 00:11:26,909
欧内盖西马斯

289
00:11:26,909 --> 00:11:27,899
欧内盖

290
00:11:27,899 --> 00:11:29,729
欧内盖呃

291
00:11:29,729 --> 00:11:30,749
这什么之类的

292
00:11:30,749 --> 00:11:33,200
真的主播一点也不关心

293
00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:34,160
孟瑶老师

294
00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:36,620
别在这乱带着这动态

295
00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:37,160
有了等

296
00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:38,180
等我下播去看

297
00:11:38,180 --> 00:11:39,290
等会下播去看

298
00:11:39,290 --> 00:11:41,090
好的你阿里嘎多

299
00:11:41,090 --> 00:11:42,180
嘿嘿嘿

300
00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:44,760
小珍珠你就掉吧

301
00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:48,080
你们怎么都喜欢这么这么折磨主播呀

302
00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:49,790
最喜欢看主播破防

303
00:11:49,790 --> 00:11:51,440
看主播哭哎呦

304
00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:52,820
我的天呐

305
00:11:52,820 --> 00:11:56,400
哎主要是脑袋太小了

306
00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:57,030
不够长

307
00:11:57,030 --> 00:11:58,440
怎么会这样呢

308
00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:00,020
没有这个什么

309
00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:04,280
我约了一个自己的那个新衣服的立绘啊

310
00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:06,980
然后这个新衣服的立绘我左看右看

311
00:12:06,980 --> 00:12:09,230
我觉得他人体比例不太对劲

312
00:12:09,230 --> 00:12:12,079
之后我就跟这个画师说

313
00:12:12,079 --> 00:12:15,050
我说老师你看一下比例怎么改

314
00:12:15,050 --> 00:12:20,810
老师看了半天说脑袋再画大一点

315
00:12:20,810 --> 00:12:22,820
他感觉感觉很不确定的样子

316
00:12:22,820 --> 00:12:24,270
我说对对

317
00:12:24,270 --> 00:12:25,710
你是对的

318
00:12:25,710 --> 00:12:29,340
脑袋再画大一点嗯

319
00:12:29,340 --> 00:12:29,979
那

320
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:32,980
什么啊

321
00:12:32,980 --> 00:12:34,180
我真的去睡觉了

322
00:12:34,180 --> 00:12:35,620
晚安晚安这些啊

323
00:12:35,620 --> 00:12:37,380
不是晚安晚安金宝

324
00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:40,820
你们你们那个弹幕在我这戳了一下屏啊

325
00:12:40,820 --> 00:12:44,420
玩玩金宝也是米妮大脑袋猫猫

326
00:12:44,420 --> 00:12:45,980
我把那个身体比例

327
00:12:45,980 --> 00:12:47,720
身材比例缩短了一点啊

328
00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:51,510
不知道那个能不能赶上我生日之前发出来了

329
00:12:51,510 --> 00:12:53,430
反正过年当天应该是赶不上了

330
00:12:53,430 --> 00:12:55,660
本来应该是过年的贺图

331
00:12:57,150 --> 00:12:59,319
难搞难搞哎呦

332
00:12:59,460 --> 00:13:02,580
拖延症大千别学我拖延症

333
00:13:02,580 --> 00:13:07,800
凡是压到压到最后边的那个时候就就哎呦

334
00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:10,400
睡觉去了

335
00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:11,000
晚安夜

336
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,380
你们都睡这么早啊

337
00:13:12,380 --> 00:13:13,880
那你们明天不守睡吗

338
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,500
你们除夕的时候不会熬到12点吗

339
00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:18,030
这才几点啊

340
00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:19,140
帽子很喜欢

341
00:13:19,140 --> 00:13:20,819
嘿嘿我也喜欢

342
00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:24,520
新年快乐阿比

343
00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:28,300
还有嗯嗯他也快乐

344
00:13:29,420 --> 00:13:29,980
主播

345
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,980
我看那个什么魔兽魔兽世界吧

346
00:13:37,980 --> 00:13:39,660
吵成一团啊

347
00:13:39,660 --> 00:13:42,000
还有好多人在给暴雪洗地

348
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,740
结果洗地还没洗完呢

349
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:44,460
暴雪就说

350
00:13:44,460 --> 00:13:47,590
以后中国大陆的玩家不能参加这个

351
00:13:47,590 --> 00:13:49,360
这个境外的比赛呀

352
00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:53,080
还有人说那个什么暴雪跟网易去拜年是什么

353
00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:55,880
为了玩家着想洗还没洗明白呢

354
00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:57,900
就呃我不好说啊

355
00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:01,430
就是守睡才要早睡哦

356
00:14:01,430 --> 00:14:03,620
明天你们都比较忙是吧

357
00:14:03,620 --> 00:14:04,580
那好吧

358
00:14:04,580 --> 00:14:06,440
那你们明天有什么安排啊

359
00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:07,930
能不能告诉我一下

360
00:14:08,065 --> 00:14:10,750
能不能告诉我一下呀

361
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:15,800
我我我今年就没有什么过年的感觉

362
00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:19,699
想听大家的过年的安排哦

363
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,460
天天到12点才睡

364
00:14:22,460 --> 00:14:23,930
第二天都起不来

365
00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:25,520
我怎么12点睡的话

366
00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:27,320
我第二天六点就能起来啊

367
00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:31,050
啊除夕在熬照

368
00:14:31,050 --> 00:14:32,850
你在家照理说什么

369
00:14:32,850 --> 00:14:35,670
我一个小时前就要去睡觉了

370
00:14:36,610 --> 00:14:38,819
这才几点啊

371
00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:40,440
这才

372
00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:46,500
诶等一下再等一下

373
00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:47,859
我有个邮件

374
00:14:51,540 --> 00:14:52,859
哦没事

375
00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:56,350
我我我那个3d的那个软件

376
00:14:56,350 --> 00:15:01,290
我那个我那个3d的3d的那个软件啊

377
00:15:01,290 --> 00:15:03,690
这个这个自动给我扣费了

378
00:15:03,690 --> 00:15:05,370
我还以为是什么事呢

379
00:15:05,370 --> 00:15:06,500
哈哈没有没有

380
00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:07,760
我看了一下邮件啊

381
00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:12,700
他说我这边自动划掉了这个2222家园啊

382
00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:14,740
然后给我发个邮件通知一下

383
00:15:14,740 --> 00:15:18,180
这种这种额度就不要通知我啊

384
00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:20,670
明天干活

385
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:21,780
明天还干活

386
00:15:21,780 --> 00:15:23,190
都过年了还干活

387
00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:24,440
欢迎更新

388
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:27,170
你的安排就是没有安排

389
00:15:27,170 --> 00:15:28,400
明天看拜年祭

390
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:31,780
看猫猫有没有哪个什么是能转播的呀

391
00:15:31,780 --> 00:15:33,160
什么什么春晚啊

392
00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:34,360
什么拜年祭呀

393
00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:36,040
这些东西有没有能转播的

394
00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:37,750
是不是都不能转播呀

395
00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:40,210
啊来

396
00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:43,630
年轻年轻怎么了

397
00:15:43,630 --> 00:15:44,770
永远年轻

398
00:15:44,770 --> 00:15:46,870
永远大发神经啊

399
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,530
怎么感觉这形容词是形容你的啊

400
00:15:50,530 --> 00:15:52,150
沈老师永远年轻啊

401
00:15:52,150 --> 00:15:53,710
永远大发神经啊

402
00:15:53,710 --> 00:15:57,740
啊这个这个这个年轻年轻

403
00:15:57,740 --> 00:16:00,260
就一觉睡五个小时起来

404
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:01,750
然后狂性大发

405
00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:03,010
看一眼手机啊

406
00:16:03,010 --> 00:16:04,090
还早闭眼睛

407
00:16:04,090 --> 00:16:05,470
还能再睡五个小时

408
00:16:05,470 --> 00:16:07,030
就这一段一段的睡下来

409
00:16:07,030 --> 00:16:09,400
我就是那种没什么事的时候

410
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:12,929
我可以躺在床上睡一段六个小时了

411
00:16:12,929 --> 00:16:14,189
再睡一段八个小时的

412
00:16:14,189 --> 00:16:15,449
一天睡14个点啊

413
00:16:15,449 --> 00:16:19,270
但是一般我没有没有太多的没什么事的时候

414
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:22,750
因为我14个小时不在大家的面前出现

415
00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:26,760
可能会被大家认为是出了一些小小的问题啊

416
00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:29,540
所以不不不能这么睡啊

417
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:33,380
我刚刚在跟同学聊申请的事情

418
00:16:33,380 --> 00:16:35,960
说起你之前的那个机构是真的离谱

419
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:36,500
怎么啦

420
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:37,780
你机构怎么了

421
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,720
欢乐乐欢迎多谢

422
00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:43,340
明天四点就要起

423
00:16:43,340 --> 00:16:44,420
正早啊

424
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:48,050
哎呦你们你们要准备什么什么什么活呀

425
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:49,880
四点就起了

426
00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:53,350
你期待了一整年的线下搓麻将

427
00:16:53,350 --> 00:16:53,890
好吧

428
00:16:55,270 --> 00:16:56,500
打麻将

429
00:16:56,740 --> 00:17:00,850
因为我们家都凑不齐四个打麻将的人呢

430
00:17:00,850 --> 00:17:04,969
这个这个呃我我主卧的室友

431
00:17:04,969 --> 00:17:08,779
他回他他家的那个城市去了

432
00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:13,809
然后呃妖姬也去其他的城市找他朋友了

433
00:17:13,809 --> 00:17:18,960
然后这个楼下的这个妹妹好像跟他对象一起过

434
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:20,850
还有他们家两只小猪

435
00:17:20,850 --> 00:17:26,030
然后家里面也不知道我这个乐乐在不在家呀

436
00:17:26,030 --> 00:17:27,230
因为乐乐在家的话

437
00:17:27,230 --> 00:17:29,900
可能就我俩可能就我俩在家吧

438
00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:31,620
我不太清楚

439
00:17:32,460 --> 00:17:36,110
有可能是我俩也有可能乐乐也不在家

440
00:17:36,110 --> 00:17:39,100
其实只有我一个人不确定

441
00:17:41,580 --> 00:17:42,980
要扫墓啊

442
00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:44,560
除夕当天扫吗

443
00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:46,900
这是这是啥啥节日啊

444
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,370
这啥习俗啊

445
00:17:48,370 --> 00:17:52,790
主播主播一般不知道除夕当天还有这样的蟋蟀

446
00:17:52,790 --> 00:17:55,670
我去给我对接了几个声道

447
00:17:55,670 --> 00:17:57,380
什么叫生岛啊

448
00:17:57,380 --> 00:18:02,230
诶圣岛是啥意思啊

449
00:18:04,460 --> 00:18:09,250
主播搜搜看什么一个人不在家

450
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:11,200
什么午夜燥热

451
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:16,240
48.6度偷吃布洛芬

452
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:17,750
不会吧

453
00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:19,070
有点变态

454
00:18:19,070 --> 00:18:20,840
亲切

455
00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:27,350
乐乐能特邀嘉宾一下吗

456
00:18:27,350 --> 00:18:28,040
要是

457
00:18:30,380 --> 00:18:32,360
要是

458
00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:35,360
升学导师吗

459
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:36,200
是这种吗

460
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:36,860
升导

461
00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:42,159
人家给家里人当苦力贴对联

462
00:18:42,159 --> 00:18:45,159
我觉得赖床好吧

463
00:18:45,219 --> 00:18:47,999
卧槽零分打输好难受

464
00:18:47,999 --> 00:18:51,599
虐乐乐龙特邀嘉宾想问问他吧

465
00:18:51,599 --> 00:18:54,520
今天今天我们俩要一起去超市呃

466
00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:56,140
去超市的时候问问他吧

467
00:18:56,140 --> 00:18:58,510
嗯一块二输了

468
00:18:58,510 --> 00:19:02,920
哈哈哈哈哎呀没关系

469
00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:07,540
我明天晚上还有还有很漫长的晚上嗯

470
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:10,280
反正给你选的学校都挺保守的

471
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:11,840
机构都是这样的机构

472
00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:13,400
他那个你还没收到

473
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,480
没收到你的钱的时候吧

474
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:18,180
他就说的天花乱坠的什么的

475
00:19:18,180 --> 00:19:20,160
但其实机构我跟你

476
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:23,420
他并不是一个呃利益共同体吧

477
00:19:23,420 --> 00:19:26,750
只能说机构跟你确实不是一个利益共同体

478
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,910
机构是为了把你弄出去

479
00:19:28,910 --> 00:19:31,160
但弄到了一个什么样的学校

480
00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:32,960
而是好还是坏呃

481
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:35,060
有没有浪费你的这个背景

482
00:19:35,060 --> 00:19:36,980
有没有浪费你的这个绩点啊

483
00:19:36,980 --> 00:19:37,700
雅思啊

484
00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:39,240
他他是不管的

485
00:19:39,260 --> 00:19:39,920
呃

486
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:43,770
你要是拿着那种很优秀的那种背景

487
00:19:43,770 --> 00:19:47,350
去申请比较排名比较低的那种学校的话

488
00:19:47,350 --> 00:19:49,090
呃机构反而会很省力

489
00:19:49,090 --> 00:19:51,490
所以他就会拼命的就是给你压力啊

490
00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:52,270
给你上压力

491
00:19:52,270 --> 00:19:53,110
告诉你不行

492
00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:54,410
你这个背景不行

493
00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:56,510
哎呀这个别人都怎么怎么样

494
00:19:56,510 --> 00:19:58,430
然后就说你这个怎么怎么样

495
00:19:58,430 --> 00:19:59,450
什么什么之类的

496
00:19:59,450 --> 00:20:01,860
然后他就会说哎呀我推荐你保底吧

497
00:20:01,860 --> 00:20:03,780
呃能给你升那个qs 50的

498
00:20:03,780 --> 00:20:04,680
他就让你升100

499
00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:05,340
能升100的

500
00:20:05,340 --> 00:20:06,580
让你升150唉

501
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:07,120
保底吧

502
00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:08,020
这个学校有什么

503
00:20:08,020 --> 00:20:11,219
虽然他排名不太不太不太显呐

504
00:20:11,219 --> 00:20:12,509
不显山露水

505
00:20:12,509 --> 00:20:14,279
但是他水平很高

506
00:20:14,279 --> 00:20:17,159
对就是他他他其实教学质量很好啊

507
00:20:17,159 --> 00:20:19,309
这个什么雇主评价很不错啊

508
00:20:19,309 --> 00:20:21,649
这个这个在当地这个留下的机会

509
00:20:21,649 --> 00:20:23,089
工作机会也好啊

510
00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:26,440
然后这个呃这个就业率啊什么的也高

511
00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:27,790
就都没有任何问题

512
00:20:27,790 --> 00:20:28,480
对对对

513
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,400
这就会这么去骗你

514
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:31,000
你知道吧

515
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,400
嗯有个毛病

516
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,370
有学校还是自己选

517
00:20:35,370 --> 00:20:36,870
结果闭嘴打杂就行

518
00:20:36,870 --> 00:20:39,030
结果去整理材料的话

519
00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:40,650
确实还挺专业的

520
00:20:40,650 --> 00:20:42,870
但是你要让他去给你选学校

521
00:20:42,870 --> 00:20:44,010
你自己一点不了解的话

522
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:46,120
你真容易被他坑了

523
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,160
反正我没听他们怎么说呢

524
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:49,540
我当时升学校的时候

525
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:50,860
就是我升学校的时候

526
00:20:50,860 --> 00:20:53,409
就是机构机构给我升的

527
00:20:53,409 --> 00:20:56,490
然后生完了之后呃

528
00:20:56,490 --> 00:20:58,500
他说我高攀了这个学校了

529
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:00,300
但是最后我发现什么呢

530
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,520
最后我发现我入学读研啊

531
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:03,970
我周围所有的朋友

532
00:21:03,970 --> 00:21:07,810
就大部分都是都是走那个高考升上来的

533
00:21:07,810 --> 00:21:09,330
然后他们的高考分吧

534
00:21:09,330 --> 00:21:10,770
按照一本线来算

535
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,470
没有没有没有谁比我是高的

536
00:21:13,470 --> 00:21:15,680
就是按照比那个一本线

537
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:18,800
或者说按照比那个本科线高多少分来算的话

538
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,840
因为大家都来自不同的省份嘛

539
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,670
没没有人比我高啊

540
00:21:23,370 --> 00:21:26,630
就大家大家都都都挺低的

541
00:21:26,630 --> 00:21:28,900
哎呦他人家登新的时候

542
00:21:28,900 --> 00:21:32,080
还说我生在这个学校有什么壮大运了

543
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,710
屁放放

544
00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:34,700
你知道吧

545
00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:36,500
哎呦纯纯的放

546
00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:36,920
哎呀

547
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,260
哎呀不行

548
00:21:39,260 --> 00:21:41,060
我一看对面数字跳起来

549
00:21:41,060 --> 00:21:41,900
我就受不了

550
00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:43,940
我整个人脑子就嗡嗡的

551
00:21:43,940 --> 00:21:44,780
我受不了了

552
00:21:44,780 --> 00:21:45,320
大家哎呦

553
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:47,900
我不想看不想看了

554
00:21:47,900 --> 00:21:49,220
现在现在进入什么

555
00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:50,900
进入进入低头的环节

556
00:21:50,900 --> 00:21:52,700
进入进入低头的环节了

557
00:21:53,820 --> 00:21:54,840
哎低头了

558
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:55,800
不看弹幕了

559
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:56,340
低头了

560
00:21:56,340 --> 00:21:57,120
大家低头了

561
00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:58,140
我受不了了

562
00:21:58,140 --> 00:21:58,740
受不了了

563
00:21:58,740 --> 00:22:01,069
哎呦嗯还有螃蟹

564
00:22:02,550 --> 00:22:03,990
主播好厉害

565
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:05,490
好有面子屁嘞

566
00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:06,030
我跟你说

567
00:22:06,030 --> 00:22:07,350
这东西就像高考一样

568
00:22:07,350 --> 00:22:08,370
你进这个学校

569
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,350
你应该是全专业分最低的

570
00:22:10,350 --> 00:22:12,030
你才会觉得啊很幸福对吧

571
00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:13,270
你是你是什么

572
00:22:13,270 --> 00:22:15,300
属于是你高攀了这个学校

573
00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:17,220
你要是全专业分最高的

574
00:22:17,220 --> 00:22:20,520
你就会怀疑是不是报志愿报出了问题啊

575
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:21,790
啊是不是

576
00:22:21,790 --> 00:22:23,890
本来我可以去一个更好的学校

577
00:22:23,890 --> 00:22:25,150
结果我爆了

578
00:22:25,150 --> 00:22:26,530
我才来到这个学校

579
00:22:26,530 --> 00:22:27,790
我受不了了

580
00:22:27,790 --> 00:22:30,889
我不想看搏杀下播

581
00:22:30,889 --> 00:22:32,749
走了再见拜拜

582
00:22:32,749 --> 00:22:33,349
哎呦

583
00:22:33,349 --> 00:22:34,729
头发打结了

584
00:22:34,729 --> 00:22:38,140
妈哎怎么回事啊

585
00:22:39,460 --> 00:22:40,360
我受不了了

586
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:41,890
大家好崩溃啊

587
00:22:41,890 --> 00:22:44,920
我头发打结了怎么办

588
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:49,200
拜拜哎

589
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,060
不是我头发打结了

590
00:22:51,060 --> 00:22:51,870
等一下

591
00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:54,659
其实还爱着哎呦

592
00:22:54,699 --> 00:22:58,380
其实晚上好啊

593
00:23:01,420 --> 00:23:04,110
请你变态的

594
00:23:04,110 --> 00:23:05,580
怎么不洗头发吗

595
00:23:05,580 --> 00:23:06,759
不是刚洗完

596
00:23:06,759 --> 00:23:09,039
刚洗完没没拿吹风机吹

597
00:23:09,039 --> 00:23:10,239
它就打结了

598
00:23:11,259 --> 00:23:14,940
哎呦下播慢慢搞吧

599
00:23:14,940 --> 00:23:16,980
我怕下播全全干掉

600
00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:17,910
谁不行的话

601
00:23:17,910 --> 00:23:19,590
上剪刀吧

602
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:22,660
你不是头发打结了

603
00:23:22,660 --> 00:23:24,040
你是落枕了吗

604
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:24,880
不是不是

605
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:29,700
是那个头发后面后后面的头发打结了哦

606
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,210
有一小撮

607
00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:35,200
然后刚才刚才那个洗完澡没拿吹风机吹

608
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,420
然后他就他就打结了

609
00:23:37,420 --> 00:23:39,200
妈的怎么会这样

610
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:43,660
哎呦滑了神经病啊

611
00:23:43,660 --> 00:23:44,340
滚

612
00:23:44,900 --> 00:23:49,390
你需要一个我这样的什么小男友给你解开心结

613
00:23:49,390 --> 00:23:51,370
屁男生都不会梳头发

614
00:23:51,370 --> 00:23:53,550
男生哪有会梳头发的

615
00:23:53,550 --> 00:23:55,710
跟没有没有长头发的男人

616
00:23:55,710 --> 00:23:57,639
怎么会有人会梳头发

617
00:23:58,380 --> 00:23:59,840
哎哟受不了

618
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:01,520
你们可可音都这样吗

619
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:02,660
啊也是可可音啊

620
00:24:02,660 --> 00:24:04,250
健儿可因哎呦

621
00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:06,350
见到可可音这样主播很欣慰啊

622
00:24:06,350 --> 00:24:08,540
就像就像见到家人一样

623
00:24:08,540 --> 00:24:09,800
嗯是这样的

624
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,520
就就太那什么了

625
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:15,440
男生会剪短对啊

626
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:17,020
男生肯定会剪啊

627
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:19,380
主播能不能看看阴阳人啊

628
00:24:19,380 --> 00:24:20,760
整天看对面哦

629
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,140
怎么了没有啊

630
00:24:22,140 --> 00:24:24,390
对面50万粉你几个半死

631
00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:26,080
好好好

632
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,040
我知道了哦

633
00:24:28,580 --> 00:24:30,160
在三连败是吧

634
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:32,620
后面很重要的问题跟你说奇怪对

635
00:24:32,620 --> 00:24:33,820
很多时候装死啊

636
00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:35,140
我就很讨厌中介

637
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:36,870
因为很多时候就装死

638
00:24:36,870 --> 00:24:40,350
拿到钱之后和拿到钱之前就不是一个样子

639
00:24:41,130 --> 00:24:43,060
晚上好嗯

640
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:45,700
多久不洗澡了

641
00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:47,470
刚刚洗完好吧

642
00:24:47,470 --> 00:24:49,659
刚刚洗完哦

643
00:24:49,900 --> 00:24:51,760
主播发质一次不行

644
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:52,540
被你发现了

645
00:24:52,540 --> 00:24:54,820
你想想作为一个虚拟主播对吧

646
00:24:54,820 --> 00:24:58,780
他每天啊他每天早出晚归

647
00:24:58,780 --> 00:25:02,570
哎呀熬夜工作加班嗯

648
00:25:02,570 --> 00:25:05,030
这发质能好到哪里去啊

649
00:25:05,030 --> 00:25:07,130
就做梦的时候都梦到什么

650
00:25:07,130 --> 00:25:08,260
都梦到这个

651
00:25:08,260 --> 00:25:10,600
这个就跟大家跟大家在一起

652
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:11,800
被弹幕霸凌

653
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,570
哎呦吓得一身冷汗

654
00:25:13,570 --> 00:25:15,240
啪的一下坐了起来

655
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:16,440
多可怕

656
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:17,520
人死了

657
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:19,190
二卧槽

658
00:25:19,190 --> 00:25:22,580
钻石传说这辈子能不能赢一次了

659
00:25:22,580 --> 00:25:24,300
大过年的

660
00:25:25,940 --> 00:25:29,340
啊大过年的哎

661
00:25:31,300 --> 00:25:33,000
有点有点抑郁了

662
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,120
有点抑郁了

663
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:37,920
就自从后面这一接的那个跟我说了奇怪的信息

664
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,180
我就不怎么理机构

665
00:25:39,180 --> 00:25:44,060
正确的正确的从什么从信任中介到不信任中介

666
00:25:44,060 --> 00:25:46,160
其实就是一个积累的过程啊

667
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:48,860
嗯你会剃光头

668
00:25:48,860 --> 00:25:52,540
能做我的小男友么鬼哈哈哈

669
00:25:52,540 --> 00:25:54,040
可可音是吧

670
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:55,540
可可音家人

671
00:25:55,540 --> 00:25:56,800
我牌子灰了

672
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,060
不然就露出来是吗

673
00:25:58,060 --> 00:25:59,920
就很多能查到的信息

674
00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:00,659
你问他

675
00:26:00,659 --> 00:26:02,039
他很快就能给你

676
00:26:02,039 --> 00:26:05,700
那是因为他本身他能力他可能也没有那么好吧

677
00:26:05,700 --> 00:26:08,040
好多就是吃这碗饭的

678
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:10,640
其实他就是什么时候最专业呢

679
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:11,240
我跟你说

680
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:20,300
租房中介呀时候拍那个两只手在胸前一搭

681
00:26:20,300 --> 00:26:23,480
做出一个对外剪非常防备的姿势

682
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:27,400
就是那种自信成功风采的拍那种定妆照的时候

683
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,740
是他们看起来最专业的时候啊

684
00:26:29,740 --> 00:26:31,760
平常那个工作的时候吧

685
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:34,160
凡是你能查到的东西啊

686
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:35,230
他都能查到

687
00:26:35,230 --> 00:26:37,210
凡是你查不到的东西呢

688
00:26:37,210 --> 00:26:38,890
呃他好像也查不到

689
00:26:38,890 --> 00:26:41,110
这个就暴露出问题所在了

690
00:26:41,110 --> 00:26:43,919
就只能说有问题在嗯

691
00:26:44,100 --> 00:26:46,500
可可约会了小孩子可以吗

692
00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:54,860
主播小孩子感觉不如感觉嗯嗯

693
00:26:56,220 --> 00:27:02,360
明知道让你离开他的世界不可能回应

694
00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:02,780
我

695
00:27:02,780 --> 00:27:04,640
又何苦勉强自己

696
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,620
在成为面可可音前

697
00:27:06,620 --> 00:27:07,880
你首先是盗影团

698
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:08,600
你说的对

699
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:11,590
但是你的牌子官人吃17节

700
00:27:11,590 --> 00:27:14,530
东雪莲在最近发售了什么

701
00:27:14,530 --> 00:27:17,170
发售了他的这个新春装扮啊

702
00:27:17,170 --> 00:27:19,560
并且哪几天几天啊

703
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:20,580
发售几天了

704
00:27:20,580 --> 00:27:21,390
三天吧

705
00:27:21,390 --> 00:27:22,690
四天呃

706
00:27:22,690 --> 00:27:26,590
在三天之内取得了销售过万套的好成绩

707
00:27:26,590 --> 00:27:29,720
这是什么荣光国v荣光啊

708
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:31,800
懂吧啊哈哈哈

709
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:36,810
嗯你是想当小可爹的男人

710
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:40,110
我不认可我不认可

711
00:27:40,110 --> 00:27:42,360
我不认可你当不上嗯

712
00:27:42,700 --> 00:27:44,830
感觉不如烟烟人

713
00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:45,970
昨天刚发

714
00:27:45,970 --> 00:27:47,830
当天我昨天才发呀

715
00:27:47,830 --> 00:27:50,680
主播已经过的过的天数

716
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:53,240
有点有点有点有点混了

717
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:53,900
你们知道吗

718
00:27:53,900 --> 00:27:57,040
因为每天都过得颠三倒四的

719
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,200
然后每天就是外边这个天气

720
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:00,430
白天的时候像黑天

721
00:28:00,430 --> 00:28:02,220
黑天的时候更像黑天

722
00:28:02,220 --> 00:28:07,420
很多时候就而且睡觉的时间也比较诡异嘛

723
00:28:07,420 --> 00:28:09,520
所以我都不知道我是哎呦

724
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:10,420
过了几天

725
00:28:10,420 --> 00:28:12,910
原来是昨天刚发

726
00:28:12,910 --> 00:28:15,190
我还以为是都发了好久了

727
00:28:15,190 --> 00:28:17,350
好久没发了两三天了

728
00:28:17,350 --> 00:28:19,890
哎呦我今天洗澡的时候

729
00:28:19,890 --> 00:28:22,410
我不是说我那个手机进水了吗

730
00:28:22,410 --> 00:28:23,370
我在一边洗

731
00:28:23,370 --> 00:28:26,350
一边拿着手机在那边在那玩啊

732
00:28:26,350 --> 00:28:29,890
然后这个什么我就看那个有个有个人

733
00:28:29,890 --> 00:28:32,590
有个视频叫什么时代第一深情

734
00:28:32,590 --> 00:28:34,820
我不知道你们关注关注过那个up主啊

735
00:28:34,820 --> 00:28:37,850
他是一个中国的男生

736
00:28:37,850 --> 00:28:41,390
然后他跟那个日本的一个特别甜的

737
00:28:41,390 --> 00:28:42,950
一个可爱女孩的恋爱

738
00:28:42,950 --> 00:28:45,770
就两个人谈恋爱的那种感觉吧

739
00:28:45,770 --> 00:28:47,600
欢迎妹妹早上好

740
00:28:47,900 --> 00:28:48,920
你看了吗

741
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:49,760
电棍洗衣机

742
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:53,030
哈哈哈哈哈哈走

743
00:28:53,030 --> 00:28:55,990
还有你们你们有没有那什么呀

744
00:28:55,990 --> 00:28:58,780
你们有没有那个那个看过那个呀

745
00:28:58,780 --> 00:29:04,329
嗯我在那个浴室的那个加成下

746
00:29:04,329 --> 00:29:06,969
那个浴室不是大家一般在浴室里面唱歌

747
00:29:06,969 --> 00:29:10,390
都觉得像那个有混响的那种感觉吗

748
00:29:10,390 --> 00:29:11,950
我就是这种感觉

749
00:29:11,950 --> 00:29:15,440
哎哟我就在那个浴室里面

750
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:16,760
我看他那个视频

751
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:18,260
看那个磁带

752
00:29:18,260 --> 00:29:20,409
第一生前的女朋友叫糖花是吧

753
00:29:20,409 --> 00:29:23,349
看桃花剪窗花的那个那个视频

754
00:29:23,349 --> 00:29:24,860
剪福字的那个视频

755
00:29:24,860 --> 00:29:26,420
桃花在那边说日语

756
00:29:26,420 --> 00:29:27,620
然后我也跟着他

757
00:29:27,620 --> 00:29:28,880
他他答一句

758
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:30,110
我答一句的

759
00:29:30,110 --> 00:29:34,970
我一下我就感觉有点问题啊

760
00:29:34,970 --> 00:29:35,810
怎么说呢

761
00:29:35,810 --> 00:29:38,600
就是感觉感觉我

762
00:29:41,180 --> 00:29:45,930
感觉我的声音说日语的时候有点像他啊

763
00:29:45,930 --> 00:29:48,180
就那种很简单的那种

764
00:29:48,180 --> 00:29:50,760
但是我一旦上楼之后开始说

765
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:52,140
我又觉得不像了

766
00:29:52,140 --> 00:29:54,350
不知道为啥哈哈哈哈哈

767
00:29:54,350 --> 00:29:56,900
本来就有确实好听一点是吧

768
00:29:56,900 --> 00:30:00,200
哎呦谢谢克拉玛酱的新春盲盒的招财进宝

769
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:00,830
哎呦

770
00:30:00,830 --> 00:30:03,680
没打过宇宙发作了

771
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:07,140
我以为你在浴室里看电棍大战袭击

772
00:30:07,140 --> 00:30:08,360
我又不是有病

773
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:11,450
我这看这东西我还能洗得下去澡嘛

774
00:30:11,450 --> 00:30:12,920
我又不是有病啊

775
00:30:14,170 --> 00:30:17,080
以燕子的本性也不是没可呢

776
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:18,970
你怎么知道我在洗澡的时候

777
00:30:18,970 --> 00:30:23,190
一般会看那个加勒比海盗跟那个水手啊

778
00:30:23,190 --> 00:30:24,630
我一般会看这两个

779
00:30:24,630 --> 00:30:27,699
因为这两个东西吧跟跟水有点关系

780
00:30:27,699 --> 00:30:30,879
能让你洗澡的时候更快的找到感觉

781
00:30:30,879 --> 00:30:31,779
你看得懂

782
00:30:31,779 --> 00:30:33,159
跟水没关系的

783
00:30:33,159 --> 00:30:36,260
住就感找不到洗澡的感觉

784
00:30:36,260 --> 00:30:36,950
你知道吗

785
00:30:36,950 --> 00:30:38,490
哦这么一说

786
00:30:38,490 --> 00:30:40,410
好像确实声线有点像嗯

787
00:30:40,410 --> 00:30:43,770
就就我我在那个楼下有混响的

788
00:30:43,770 --> 00:30:45,090
那个时候我听了一下

789
00:30:45,090 --> 00:30:48,030
我觉得确实好像是有点像的

790
00:30:48,030 --> 00:30:48,810
你知道吧

791
00:30:48,810 --> 00:30:50,670
跟洗衣机比一比

792
00:30:50,670 --> 00:30:51,740
谁会洗

793
00:30:51,740 --> 00:30:55,040
会写就去当白字给对面洗

794
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:59,540
怎么洗澡还要找感觉

795
00:30:59,540 --> 00:31:01,030
肯定要找感觉的呀

796
00:31:01,030 --> 00:31:03,760
你们不会有那种洗澡拖延症嘛

797
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:06,550
在洗澡之前百般做心理建设

798
00:31:06,550 --> 00:31:08,220
洗澡之后呃

799
00:31:08,220 --> 00:31:11,490
在浴缸里面待三个小时不愿意出来

800
00:31:11,490 --> 00:31:14,900
然后这个这个从浴缸里爬出来之后呢

801
00:31:14,900 --> 00:31:17,040
用两个小时不愿意吹头发

802
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:18,300
终于想吹头发了

803
00:31:18,300 --> 00:31:19,710
一摸已经干了

804
00:31:19,710 --> 00:31:20,040
对

805
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:23,400
现在我就在这个一摸已经干了的这个状态之中

806
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:23,700
啊

807
00:31:24,900 --> 00:31:27,780
主播现在就在这个哎已经干了

808
00:31:27,780 --> 00:31:28,890
没想到吧

809
00:31:28,890 --> 00:31:33,680
嗯飞猫在袭击里看电棍大战袭击

810
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,270
那个太难翻唱了

811
00:31:35,270 --> 00:31:37,349
呃哪来的浴缸

812
00:31:37,349 --> 00:31:39,449
上流社会冷知识

813
00:31:39,449 --> 00:31:41,260
这边这边的话

814
00:31:41,260 --> 00:31:44,470
华人租房子一般都是想找那个什么

815
00:31:45,670 --> 00:31:49,330
你知道你知道我们的浴缸是怎么用的吗

816
00:31:49,330 --> 00:31:51,929
你说了之后会很崩溃的

817
00:31:51,929 --> 00:31:56,369
浴缸的上面墙上会像那个呃正常的淋浴一样

818
00:31:56,369 --> 00:31:57,720
有一个淋浴喷头

819
00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:01,170
大家都是呃站在浴缸里面洗的

820
00:32:01,170 --> 00:32:04,600
对大家都是站在浴缸里洗澡的

821
00:32:05,620 --> 00:32:06,280
懂吗

822
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,260
不是坐在浴缸里

823
00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:09,760
也不是泡澡

824
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:14,630
而是把浴缸当成一个画地为牢的一个大水盆

825
00:32:14,630 --> 00:32:16,940
然后从上面往下浇水

826
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,000
我第一次在这边洗澡的时候

827
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,140
真的很崩溃

828
00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:21,620
你知道吗

829
00:32:21,620 --> 00:32:24,620
因为我觉得浴缸这个东西就是要放满水

830
00:32:24,620 --> 00:32:26,300
然后你在里面躺着

831
00:32:26,380 --> 00:32:29,200
你怎么能把它当成那个什么呀

832
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:33,280
你怎么能把他当成那个那个那个踩着的地方呢

833
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:35,630
我超很崩溃诶

834
00:32:35,630 --> 00:32:36,620
有浴缸

835
00:32:36,620 --> 00:32:38,780
然后你不在里面扮演美人鱼

836
00:32:38,780 --> 00:32:40,370
不在里面吐泡泡玩

837
00:32:40,370 --> 00:32:42,350
你你踩在脚底下

838
00:32:42,350 --> 00:32:44,770
然后站在那拿淋浴喷头洗

839
00:32:44,770 --> 00:32:46,150
有毛病吧

840
00:32:46,150 --> 00:32:47,660
对吧

841
00:32:47,660 --> 00:32:49,820
然后我我觉得很有病啊

842
00:32:49,820 --> 00:32:51,740
我确实是觉得很有病的

843
00:32:51,740 --> 00:32:53,700
但是哈哈哈哈哈

844
00:32:53,700 --> 00:32:56,520
但是来久了也接受了这个设定了

845
00:32:56,520 --> 00:33:00,720
就是说嗯晚上好

846
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:02,379
今天该离婚了

847
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:04,000
在浴缸里洗

848
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,260
不用拖地是吧

849
00:33:05,260 --> 00:33:07,180
我不知道为啥这边这么装是吧

850
00:33:07,180 --> 00:33:08,560
你也这么妹妹

851
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:10,690
我还以为就女生这样子呢

852
00:33:10,690 --> 00:33:12,700
你骂我有毛病是吧

853
00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:14,780
我没有我没有哈哈哈

854
00:33:14,780 --> 00:33:17,540
浴缸不是用来养小黄鸭

855
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:18,980
哦不对

856
00:33:18,980 --> 00:33:21,320
这好像是这好像是乌鸦

857
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:24,600
嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嗯

858
00:33:26,580 --> 00:33:32,060
总是要这大部分的这个独栋的房间

859
00:33:32,060 --> 00:33:34,280
一基本上都是这样的

860
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:35,400
是这样的

861
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,470
你不会也不是泡澡吧

862
00:33:37,470 --> 00:33:38,370
沈老师

863
00:33:38,370 --> 00:33:41,100
你也是站浴缸里淋浴啊

864
00:33:41,100 --> 00:33:43,640
卧槽我一直以为这是什么

865
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:46,280
这是北美特色的一个洗脑方式

866
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:49,520
我没有想到国内的大家也是这样的

867
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:50,540
好可怕

868
00:33:50,540 --> 00:33:51,740
欢迎猪猪

869
00:33:51,740 --> 00:33:53,060
晚上好

870
00:33:53,060 --> 00:33:54,980
我之前住过1年

871
00:33:54,980 --> 00:33:56,340
有按摩浴缸的

872
00:33:56,340 --> 00:33:58,260
我偷偷的去主卧看过啊

873
00:33:58,260 --> 00:33:59,400
我去主卧看过

874
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:00,900
主卧是有按摩浴缸的

875
00:34:00,900 --> 00:34:03,869
但是主卧的女孩子好像她也她也不用

876
00:34:03,869 --> 00:34:05,759
她好像也是站在鱼缸洗澡

877
00:34:07,220 --> 00:34:08,900
来了就离日

878
00:34:08,900 --> 00:34:10,400
主播是加拿大鹅

879
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:11,120
打人很多

880
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:13,619
喂喂喂你

881
00:34:13,619 --> 00:34:15,869
你你怕怕怕怕

882
00:34:15,869 --> 00:34:16,799
哎呀不行

883
00:34:16,799 --> 00:34:19,650
我我模仿不出来那个鹅的声音啊

884
00:34:19,650 --> 00:34:20,610
他一拍翅膀

885
00:34:20,610 --> 00:34:22,950
然后那个声音就很特别

886
00:34:22,950 --> 00:34:24,270
但是我就模仿不出来

887
00:34:24,270 --> 00:34:25,360
你知道吧

888
00:34:25,820 --> 00:34:28,760
该泡着泡一会洗得干净点

889
00:34:28,919 --> 00:34:32,260
真不明白还好

890
00:34:32,739 --> 00:34:36,879
祝你们有没有就是长期节食不吃东西

891
00:34:36,879 --> 00:34:39,759
或者说饮食不规律的时候去洗澡的时候

892
00:34:39,759 --> 00:34:41,879
我就每次饮食不规律

893
00:34:41,879 --> 00:34:44,759
或者不太吃东西之后再去洗澡

894
00:34:44,759 --> 00:34:47,279
就有点坐牢的那个感觉啊

895
00:34:47,279 --> 00:34:53,220
我记忆最深刻的是就之前在在南方的时候哦

896
00:34:53,220 --> 00:34:54,720
我没什么事

897
00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:57,270
然后我就在楼上呆着

898
00:34:57,270 --> 00:34:58,830
没事看看电脑

899
00:34:58,830 --> 00:35:00,230
没事看看手机

900
00:35:00,230 --> 00:35:02,030
然后或者看看动画

901
00:35:02,030 --> 00:35:02,930
看看小说

902
00:35:02,930 --> 00:35:05,210
然后再再没事就睡觉

903
00:35:05,210 --> 00:35:06,620
家里面没人

904
00:35:06,620 --> 00:35:07,800
我也不想吃饭

905
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:10,260
然后我那三天一共喝了两罐可乐

906
00:35:10,260 --> 00:35:12,300
然后还有若干杯水

907
00:35:12,300 --> 00:35:14,880
就没有吃过什么东西

908
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,190
然后我就想洗澡的时候

909
00:35:17,190 --> 00:35:19,830
我大概醒了15分钟

910
00:35:19,830 --> 00:35:21,060
然后两眼一黑

911
00:35:21,060 --> 00:35:23,400
啪的一脑袋撞在那个玻璃上

912
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,050
好悬把它撞碎了

913
00:35:25,050 --> 00:35:26,520
哈哈哈对啊

914
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,380
就是什么就低血糖

915
00:35:28,380 --> 00:35:30,240
那个热水一开就站不稳了

916
00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:31,260
对就这种感觉

917
00:35:31,260 --> 00:35:32,029
你知道吧

918
00:35:32,029 --> 00:35:32,959
没吃饭

919
00:35:32,959 --> 00:35:34,969
泡浴缸里一会儿就昏过去了

920
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:39,060
感觉挺危险的

921
00:35:39,060 --> 00:35:40,440
你淋浴的话站不住

922
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:41,640
你还能你还能什么

923
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:42,720
你还能坐地上

924
00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:44,160
但是你要是泡水里的话

925
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:45,300
是不是挺危险的呀

926
00:35:45,300 --> 00:35:46,300
不太好吧

927
00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:49,210
终于看开

928
00:35:49,210 --> 00:35:51,500
爱回不来

929
00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:55,500
我们面前太多阻碍

930
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:59,550
今天不会又要玩生死时速了吧

931
00:35:59,550 --> 00:36:02,399
我们等一下的

932
00:36:02,399 --> 00:36:06,599
你滴滴清纯的蒸馏水

933
00:36:08,100 --> 00:36:10,680
你不知道你有多可爱

934
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:16,560
跌倒后会傻笑来好看到了

935
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:17,740
欢迎绵绵啊

936
00:36:17,740 --> 00:36:18,940
指明点歌

937
00:36:18,940 --> 00:36:21,940
遇到ok ok我也不知道为什么呀

938
00:36:21,940 --> 00:36:22,900
主播没活

939
00:36:22,900 --> 00:36:25,340
能不能去语聊厅带大家看看质量

940
00:36:25,340 --> 00:36:26,750
我才不玩呢

941
00:36:26,750 --> 00:36:29,060
本来就没几个园子

942
00:36:29,060 --> 00:36:30,840
你还让我去语聊天

943
00:36:31,499 --> 00:36:32,569
我不去

944
00:36:32,569 --> 00:36:35,089
你不是30分下播吗

945
00:36:35,089 --> 00:36:37,189
呃我是11点半

946
00:36:37,189 --> 00:36:40,300
但是我那个11点半

947
00:36:42,060 --> 00:36:44,540
是中国时间的11点半

948
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:48,200
不是是加大时间的11点半

949
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,500
江大的11点半是一无二

950
00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:52,720
属于我一个半小时之后

951
00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:53,620
不怕失败

952
00:36:53,620 --> 00:36:55,500
来一场痛快的热

953
00:36:55,500 --> 00:36:58,680
就是我给自己留了半个小时的那个余地

954
00:36:58,680 --> 00:36:59,340
你懂吗

955
00:36:59,340 --> 00:36:59,970
欢迎不二

956
00:36:59,970 --> 00:37:01,380
晚上好

957
00:37:01,380 --> 00:37:04,050
我留了半个小时的余地的

958
00:37:04,050 --> 00:37:06,180
你们不知道我是半个小时

959
00:37:06,180 --> 00:37:08,120
他起来哦

960
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:09,920
斯托卡不合格啊

961
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:11,720
鉴定为什么十杀都不知道

962
00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:13,640
斯托卡这当的不合格呀

963
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:18,210
哎呦我天流水一开大娃的号

964
00:37:18,210 --> 00:37:20,730
大娃的号里面肯定没有米

965
00:37:20,730 --> 00:37:22,500
我说的开他的号

966
00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:23,400
他的号里有米

967
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:24,340
算有米的话

968
00:37:24,340 --> 00:37:25,720
我就狂野消费

969
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:29,080
你不提前出门

970
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,520
我不提前出门啊

971
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:32,560
我跟我跟那什么我室友说了

972
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:34,890
她说她11点半才到家

973
00:37:34,890 --> 00:37:36,270
但他到家了

974
00:37:36,270 --> 00:37:38,220
我我们才能一起出去嘛

975
00:37:38,220 --> 00:37:38,899
对吧

976
00:37:38,899 --> 00:37:41,689
你从来都欢迎病娇

977
00:37:41,689 --> 00:37:42,679
晚上好

978
00:37:42,679 --> 00:37:45,600
小月一直不曾更改

979
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:46,920
很安心

980
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:49,000
当你对我说

981
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,980
怕有我在放着

982
00:37:50,980 --> 00:37:57,710
让我来勇敢追自己的梦醒来

983
00:37:58,110 --> 00:37:59,630
不过生日会的话

984
00:37:59,630 --> 00:38:04,900
我还在考虑要不要在当天加那个就是二创环节

985
00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:08,860
就是还在考虑要不要在生日会当天

986
00:38:08,860 --> 00:38:10,900
就是放一个征集二创的

987
00:38:10,900 --> 00:38:14,480
现在剩一周会不会觉得太赶了呢

988
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:15,920
主要是我征集

989
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:17,610
我又怕太多

990
00:38:17,610 --> 00:38:19,500
然后我又怕太少

991
00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:21,270
我又怕根本没有

992
00:38:21,270 --> 00:38:22,290
就很尴尬

993
00:38:22,290 --> 00:38:22,950
你知道吧

994
00:38:24,450 --> 00:38:26,700
什么有32级牌子

995
00:38:26,700 --> 00:38:28,560
会有一堆人求加v的

996
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:30,649
我在一声声的莫瑶姐

997
00:38:30,649 --> 00:38:32,029
为什么叫你姐姐

998
00:38:32,029 --> 00:38:33,529
你还会迷失自我啊

999
00:38:33,529 --> 00:38:38,870
卧槽你的你的你的你的认知是否有些

1000
00:38:38,870 --> 00:38:41,680
你不会是去语聊厅点帅哥的吧

1001
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:50,830
就是那种呃小姐姐要不要来跟我一起打篮球啊

1002
00:38:50,830 --> 00:38:55,180
啊你不会是语聊天点这样的帅哥的吧

1003
00:38:55,180 --> 00:38:57,480
我超好可怕

1004
00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:00,690
你的性别认知好像不是不是很明确啊

1005
00:39:00,690 --> 00:39:02,190
哈哈叫你姐姐

1006
00:39:02,190 --> 00:39:04,000
你都能迷失自我

1007
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,440
你以后还想干什么

1008
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:08,620
我不好说什么

1009
00:39:08,620 --> 00:39:10,960
蔡明不是不是蔡明啊

1010
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:12,660
妹妹是那个什么

1011
00:39:12,660 --> 00:39:17,600
是就是就是那个呃当年特别火的那个夹子

1012
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:19,680
夹子夹子音

1013
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:23,920
遇见是这首吗

1014
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:25,910
七夕遇见是这个吗

1015
00:39:25,910 --> 00:39:29,270
湘琴与直树之温柔主题曲

1016
00:39:29,270 --> 00:39:30,770
恶剧恶作剧之吻

1017
00:39:30,770 --> 00:39:32,840
我操好古老的歌呀

1018
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:34,100
是这个吗

1019
00:39:34,100 --> 00:39:40,750
我在女轻点欺凌就变成了莫瑶姐姐

1020
00:39:40,750 --> 00:39:41,680
好可怕

1021
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,030
居然被叫姐姐

1022
00:39:43,030 --> 00:39:45,129
还能还能还能爽到

1023
00:39:45,129 --> 00:39:47,980
明天人真的再一次刷新了主播

1024
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,520
主播主播对于随和这件事情

1025
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:53,080
对于随和的定义啊

1026
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:54,440
就是一人给主播

1027
00:39:56,460 --> 00:39:59,490
感觉大家有点太随和了

1028
00:39:59,490 --> 00:40:03,690
呃他们看你的投稿都是女生投

1029
00:40:03,690 --> 00:40:04,350
女生的

1030
00:40:04,350 --> 00:40:05,560
肯定是男男的呀

1031
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:07,780
那投稿里全是男生混剪的呢

1032
00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:09,840
那应该才是你的嗯

1033
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:11,100
好好好

1034
00:40:11,100 --> 00:40:13,020
是软妹还是御姐

1035
00:40:13,020 --> 00:40:14,120
百合豚

1036
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:14,840
百合豚

1037
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:18,200
真的是你们不像是那个古早网游文吗

1038
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:20,260
就是在网上网恋呃

1039
00:40:20,260 --> 00:40:21,580
一个女生玩了男号

1040
00:40:21,580 --> 00:40:23,020
一个男生玩的女号

1041
00:40:23,020 --> 00:40:26,200
男生娇羞的叫这个这个女号老公

1042
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,930
然后女生霸气的叫这个男号老婆

1043
00:40:28,930 --> 00:40:31,480
然后两个人在心里面都知道什么呢

1044
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:32,800
哎呀她是女生

1045
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:33,520
我也是女生

1046
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:34,420
或者她是男生

1047
00:40:34,420 --> 00:40:35,279
我也是男生

1048
00:40:35,279 --> 00:40:37,049
我们两个人怎么能相爱呢

1049
00:40:37,049 --> 00:40:40,379
结果两个人决定就是鼓起勇气卸下孤注一掷

1050
00:40:40,379 --> 00:40:41,320
见了一面啊

1051
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:44,140
这个这个没有想到这个玩男号的是女生

1052
00:40:44,140 --> 00:40:45,160
玩女号的男生

1053
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,020
两个人幸福快乐生活在一起啊

1054
00:40:47,020 --> 00:40:48,920
就这种感觉你们知道吗

1055
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:50,840
真的就这种感觉啊

1056
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:51,500
应该是吧

1057
00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:52,940
我现在在忙诶

1058
00:40:52,940 --> 00:40:54,140
怎么你点的歌

1059
00:40:54,140 --> 00:41:00,380
你还觉得应该你被小姐姐喊老公不也挺开心

1060
00:41:00,380 --> 00:41:04,780
那没有我我我就我就决定了

1061
00:41:04,780 --> 00:41:12,060
我我不是呃呃不那个嗯才遇到

1062
00:41:12,060 --> 00:41:16,080
我答应自己不还是被小姐姐叫老婆好一点吧

1063
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:18,750
不不不要不要叫我老公吧

1064
00:41:18,750 --> 00:41:24,810
就我觉得就是就是叫叫我老公的话感觉很奇怪

1065
00:41:24,810 --> 00:41:26,500
像是金刚芭比

1066
00:41:26,500 --> 00:41:30,190
头上面是米娅米娅的萝莉脑袋

1067
00:41:30,190 --> 00:41:33,140
然后下半身是八块腹肌

1068
00:41:33,220 --> 00:41:35,840
然后这个肱二头肌啊

1069
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:38,240
什么什么什么人鱼线都有的

1070
00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:39,200
健身猛男

1071
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:40,040
有点这样的感觉

1072
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:41,030
好奇怪

1073
00:41:41,030 --> 00:41:42,900
哈哈哈哈啊不行

1074
00:41:42,900 --> 00:41:43,800
我受不了

1075
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,960
这个带有点奇怪了

1076
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:48,220
顶级四爱是吧

1077
00:41:48,220 --> 00:41:52,950
呃进来之后发现女生是短发帅帅气

1078
00:41:52,950 --> 00:41:56,280
男生是这个长发及腰

1079
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:57,630
然后修眉

1080
00:41:57,630 --> 00:42:02,800
画口红的这个这个柔美柔美少女啊对吧

1081
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:05,140
然后两个人幸福快乐生活在一起

1082
00:42:05,140 --> 00:42:08,430
从此在在抖上面做第四爱

1083
00:42:08,430 --> 00:42:12,030
博主狠狠的拍视频恰流量

1084
00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:16,470
而且好多第三视频都是都是挺掐流量的那种

1085
00:42:16,470 --> 00:42:18,810
哎我发现真的就好多

1086
00:42:18,810 --> 00:42:23,199
第三视频都是恨不得把那种比较引人眼球的

1087
00:42:23,199 --> 00:42:24,639
那个标签都打满

1088
00:42:24,639 --> 00:42:25,959
都在标题上面

1089
00:42:25,959 --> 00:42:27,159
什么女攻男受

1090
00:42:27,159 --> 00:42:30,350
什么四爱什么什么之类的

1091
00:42:30,350 --> 00:42:31,490
把这些标题打满

1092
00:42:31,490 --> 00:42:33,200
然后最后播放还不是很高

1093
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:34,190
就这样的感觉

1094
00:42:34,190 --> 00:42:34,790
这就去

1095
00:42:34,790 --> 00:42:36,480
你干嘛去

1096
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,360
要看什么局

1097
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:42,420
好可怕好可怕

1098
00:42:42,420 --> 00:42:44,640
让月光摇啊摇啊

1099
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:46,620
气氛开始变得一秒

1100
00:42:46,620 --> 00:42:48,560
我放慢了步调

1101
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:52,960
你会不会向我靠到星光摇啊摇啊

1102
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:55,480
右摇摆的轨道上了

1103
00:42:55,480 --> 00:43:00,140
你的怀抱浪漫就即刻生效

1104
00:43:00,140 --> 00:43:01,900
星星眨眼睛

1105
00:43:01,900 --> 00:43:03,910
听听你的心

1106
00:43:03,910 --> 00:43:05,860
轻轻天津

1107
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:09,460
大过年的

1108
00:43:09,460 --> 00:43:10,420
别恶心

1109
00:43:10,420 --> 00:43:11,410
哥们恶

1110
00:43:11,410 --> 00:43:14,040
这个你也分人的嘛

1111
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:15,120
别分人的嘛

1112
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:16,500
就是哎呀算了

1113
00:43:16,500 --> 00:43:18,760
我主播主播不能忘义

1114
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:21,160
忘记一些一些一些那什么

1115
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:23,350
要不然的话主播还想举点例子

1116
00:43:23,350 --> 00:43:24,400
不举例子

1117
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:26,620
我举完例子了

1118
00:43:26,620 --> 00:43:27,700
明天明天明天

1119
00:43:27,700 --> 00:43:28,240
我怕

1120
00:43:28,240 --> 00:43:29,820
明天明天那个什么

1121
00:43:29,820 --> 00:43:32,220
这个照片就发到我私信里去了

1122
00:43:32,220 --> 00:43:33,120
不不举例子了

1123
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:34,020
好可怕呀

1124
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:40,920
给我叫老婆的人真够恶心的

1125
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:42,690
真的有够恶心的

1126
00:43:42,690 --> 00:43:45,580
狠狠地攻击什么干嘛

1127
00:43:45,580 --> 00:43:47,260
公交gbt干什么呀

1128
00:43:47,260 --> 00:43:48,310
你骂主播

1129
00:43:48,310 --> 00:43:50,240
主播受不了了

1130
00:43:50,240 --> 00:43:52,730
主播一直都是身份认同为男

1131
00:43:52,730 --> 00:43:56,760
但是性别取向为女的铁铁的什么哎呦

1132
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:58,950
主播一直都是这样的

1133
00:43:58,950 --> 00:44:01,140
怎么怎么有人骂主播呢

1134
00:44:01,140 --> 00:44:04,400
我受不了了

1135
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:07,400
主播在那个什么主播在这个首页

1136
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:10,230
卧槽刷不到自己的直播

1137
00:44:10,230 --> 00:44:12,030
这也太往下了吧

1138
00:44:13,230 --> 00:44:15,510
这么多百舰主播在播啊

1139
00:44:15,510 --> 00:44:17,970
100来个人能不能行了

1140
00:44:17,970 --> 00:44:20,450
哈哈哈哎呦

1141
00:44:20,450 --> 00:44:21,850
我的天呐

1142
00:44:21,850 --> 00:44:23,110
真是这

1143
00:44:23,110 --> 00:44:27,250
这今天这直播真的有点有点哎哟

1144
00:44:27,250 --> 00:44:29,100
我的天我受不了了

1145
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:35,010
lgbt现在都变成什么了

1146
00:44:35,010 --> 00:44:36,160
越来越长

1147
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:38,260
那这个只会前四个字

1148
00:44:38,260 --> 00:44:41,800
捏面不卡了不卡了不卡了

1149
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:45,910
主播什么主播把自己兜里面剩这点电池

1150
00:44:45,910 --> 00:44:48,520
给自己打个打个打个大乱斗

1151
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:49,840
然后凑个份子

1152
00:44:51,110 --> 00:44:53,440
怎么给自己凑个份子

1153
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:54,160
一会下播

1154
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:55,480
我怕我忘了

1155
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:56,720
因为不是还差

1156
00:44:56,720 --> 00:44:58,220
还差那个1000

1157
00:44:58,220 --> 00:45:00,800
让我给自己凑个份子钱哦

1158
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:03,500
昨天的园子没有玩的

1159
00:45:04,940 --> 00:45:07,780
让我入你的怀抱

1160
00:45:07,780 --> 00:45:11,110
浪漫就即刻生小星星

1161
00:45:11,110 --> 00:45:12,100
眨眼睛

1162
00:45:12,100 --> 00:45:14,110
听听你的心

1163
00:45:14,110 --> 00:45:16,090
轻轻的天气

1164
00:45:17,590 --> 00:45:19,380
让人快来点头

1165
00:45:19,380 --> 00:45:21,720
这就是什么就是就是什么

1166
00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:25,110
就是哎呀投降

1167
00:45:25,110 --> 00:45:26,400
别投了

1168
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:27,810
这个居然投

1169
00:45:27,810 --> 00:45:28,410
明天投

1170
00:45:28,410 --> 00:45:30,090
等会投完就没没

1171
00:45:30,090 --> 00:45:31,020
那什么了

1172
00:45:31,020 --> 00:45:32,420
没哎呀

1173
00:45:32,740 --> 00:45:34,480
一会儿没没电了

1174
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:35,860
没电量了

1175
00:45:35,860 --> 00:45:37,000
投降吧

1176
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,380
哎呀你不是他的对手

1177
00:45:39,879 --> 00:45:41,519
主播这么混了

1178
00:45:41,519 --> 00:45:42,839
1年混到5万

1179
00:45:42,839 --> 00:45:46,019
明年明年二周年的时候有10万粉是吧

1180
00:45:46,019 --> 00:45:48,300
二周年还能有10万粉吗

1181
00:45:49,240 --> 00:45:52,520
希望主播二周年的时候有希望可爱嗯

1182
00:45:59,959 --> 00:46:02,379
哒哒哒哒

1183
00:46:03,459 --> 00:46:06,099
你要听的是哪个盗墓笔记的那个啊

1184
00:46:06,099 --> 00:46:08,400
我当时还是都没反应过来

1185
00:46:09,900 --> 00:46:14,680
你为什么听那个10年人间听盗墓笔记

1186
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:15,520
10年人间

1187
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:16,900
你听盗墓笔记的歌

1188
00:46:16,900 --> 00:46:21,389
为什么听那个叫什么呃啊算了

1189
00:46:21,389 --> 00:46:22,589
这首歌不是盗墓笔记的

1190
00:46:22,589 --> 00:46:23,129
对不起

1191
00:46:23,129 --> 00:46:25,049
只是我在看盗墓笔记的时候

1192
00:46:25,049 --> 00:46:26,890
就是正好在听这首歌

1193
00:46:26,890 --> 00:46:28,690
我下意识以为这两个有关系

1194
00:46:28,690 --> 00:46:29,050
对不起

1195
00:46:29,050 --> 00:46:29,560
对不起

1196
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:33,290
有首歌叫什么叫叫上上爷是吧

1197
00:46:33,290 --> 00:46:34,550
能不切水星吗

1198
00:46:34,550 --> 00:46:35,030
没切

1199
00:46:35,030 --> 00:46:36,820
我一般都把这首歌听完

1200
00:46:37,900 --> 00:46:38,860
你也喜欢沈星

1201
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:44,220
一直都

1202
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:54,140
我也喜欢水星啊

1203
00:46:54,140 --> 00:46:56,600
昨天听水星的时候算我第一次听北京

1204
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:58,280
还是在阿萨那听的

1205
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:02,840
他编的那个水星跟那个yellow两首歌

1206
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:06,680
对那个是我第一次听他唱歌

1207
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:08,940
我觉得首歌真的很好听啊

1208
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:17,020
这几位朋友是对面来引流的吗

1209
00:47:18,460 --> 00:47:20,650
感觉有点奇怪

1210
00:47:20,650 --> 00:47:22,380
在身上的嗯

1211
00:47:23,740 --> 00:47:28,740
就是这个这个有没有人讲过

1212
00:47:28,740 --> 00:47:30,900
就是这样去打大乱斗的

1213
00:47:30,900 --> 00:47:33,660
这个对面这样去引流的话

1214
00:47:33,660 --> 00:47:35,670
感觉不是特别好呢

1215
00:47:35,670 --> 00:47:36,960
算了算了

1216
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:38,560
这个是每个人的自由啊

1217
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:39,340
这

1218
00:47:43,240 --> 00:47:44,960
个是每个人的自由

1219
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,120
主播就这点电池了

1220
00:47:50,220 --> 00:47:51,200
这

1221
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:55,280
有点dj棍那个味儿了

1222
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:57,440
关键人家的引流是什么

1223
00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:57,800
哎呀

1224
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:01,520
不好说

1225
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:04,650
就是嗯怪怪的

1226
00:48:04,650 --> 00:48:06,960
我也不好说什么

1227
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:10,260
去对面刷独轮车吧

1228
00:48:10,260 --> 00:48:12,660
哎呦打又打不过算了

1229
00:48:12,660 --> 00:48:13,740
你管他们

1230
00:48:13,740 --> 00:48:16,680
咱们打都打不过

1231
00:48:18,420 --> 00:48:22,040
我其实是觉得就是各位呃

1232
00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:25,310
每个主播有自己直播的这个内容啊

1233
00:48:25,310 --> 00:48:28,230
但是如果说你每次打pk

1234
00:48:28,230 --> 00:48:31,350
然后就打到那个打到打到对面

1235
00:48:31,350 --> 00:48:34,900
然后你就去对面去假装路人不带牌子

1236
00:48:34,900 --> 00:48:36,040
然后去给对面

1237
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:37,240
这样去引流的话

1238
00:48:37,240 --> 00:48:39,580
其实不是一个非常好的行为啊

1239
00:48:39,580 --> 00:48:41,180
你懂吗

1240
00:48:41,180 --> 00:48:43,460
这其实不是非常好的一个行为

1241
00:48:43,460 --> 00:48:44,960
我知道人家能打

1242
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:46,340
我也知道我打不了

1243
00:48:46,340 --> 00:48:47,460
我也知道我打不赢

1244
00:48:47,460 --> 00:48:50,700
但是我还是觉得这样其实不是特别好

1245
00:48:50,700 --> 00:48:51,600
你知道吗

1246
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:53,640
嗯算了

1247
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:59,880
这个没什么好讲的

1248
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:05,860
随便还能够给你留言的答案

1249
00:49:06,620 --> 00:49:09,400
今天棍那个好歹不是为了给地球棍引流

1250
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:11,700
他们只是只是闲着没事

1251
00:49:11,700 --> 00:49:12,900
然后想出来晃一下

1252
00:49:12,900 --> 00:49:13,620
你知道吧

1253
00:49:13,620 --> 00:49:16,080
他只是闲着没事想出来晃一下

1254
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:17,160
然后换完了之后

1255
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:21,220
那个呃这个这个只是为了吓对面的主播

1256
00:49:21,220 --> 00:49:22,040
你知道吗

1257
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:24,980
就是只是为了吓对面的一个主播啊

1258
00:49:24,980 --> 00:49:27,520
就这种感觉吧

1259
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:29,230
跟这样的还不一样

1260
00:49:29,230 --> 00:49:30,730
他那个是纯稿

1261
00:49:30,730 --> 00:49:31,840
是纯稿子

1262
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:33,000
跟那个什么没关

1263
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,830
跟引流倒没关系

1264
00:49:34,830 --> 00:49:36,480
没有人想要跟这个活

1265
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:38,420
大家都巴不得第一个嗯

1266
00:49:38,510 --> 00:49:40,320
算了算了

1267
00:49:42,660 --> 00:49:43,720
很奇怪

1268
00:49:43,780 --> 00:49:46,960
如果你不想跟你家主播招黑的话

1269
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:48,850
最好还是不要这样吧

1270
00:49:48,850 --> 00:49:51,280
我也不知道为什么这样子

1271
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:52,700
你说的要是萌吧

1272
00:49:52,700 --> 00:49:55,800
嗯算了不说了

1273
00:49:59,580 --> 00:50:01,520
主播不是虚拟主播的话

1274
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:02,720
主播还可以说两句

1275
00:50:02,720 --> 00:50:04,220
但主播是虚拟主播的话

1276
00:50:04,220 --> 00:50:05,420
主播也不好说什么

1277
00:50:10,939 --> 00:50:12,519
听的是哪个版啊

1278
00:50:12,519 --> 00:50:16,779
李常超的还是那个等什么君的呀

1279
00:50:16,779 --> 00:50:18,520
你要听的是哪个版本的

1280
00:50:19,220 --> 00:50:20,560
还是兰音的

1281
00:50:21,430 --> 00:50:23,350
这好几个版本啊

1282
00:50:24,850 --> 00:50:26,590
主播素质是高的

1283
00:50:26,590 --> 00:50:27,490
主播怎么搞的

1284
00:50:27,490 --> 00:50:29,800
主播也不能锐评人家什么呀

1285
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:31,540
但是确实打不过呀

1286
00:50:31,540 --> 00:50:32,440
打都打不过

1287
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:33,220
那我咋办

1288
00:50:33,220 --> 00:50:34,540
我只能被人家踩头

1289
00:50:34,540 --> 00:50:35,410
哎呦

1290
00:50:35,410 --> 00:50:37,360
郁症发作了

1291
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:39,700
快哈哈哈

1292
00:50:39,700 --> 00:50:41,800
主播的偶像包袱

1293
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:43,290
那我能咋说呀

1294
00:50:43,290 --> 00:50:50,780
百孔千疮看最真假相假又何妨

1295
00:50:50,780 --> 00:50:53,480
怀揣着炽烈主播

1296
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:55,550
主播也不想锐评同行

1297
00:50:55,550 --> 00:50:58,500
这个不是主播的风格

1298
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:02,980
主播主播不想锐评同行啊

1299
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:06,040
你等我下午打麻将再赚点

1300
00:51:08,290 --> 00:51:10,360
主播还差多久

1301
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:12,370
还剩就剩一个小时了

1302
00:51:12,370 --> 00:51:14,110
基本就剩一个小时了

1303
00:51:14,110 --> 00:51:15,540
嗯没事

1304
00:51:15,540 --> 00:51:16,440
等我那个什么

1305
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:17,280
我下午等下

1306
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:21,790
我下午又安排了这帮主播切了

1307
00:51:21,790 --> 00:51:23,300
明天艾特那个主播

1308
00:51:23,300 --> 00:51:24,620
头一次见到这种

1309
00:51:24,620 --> 00:51:25,940
开一个看看什么

1310
00:51:25,940 --> 00:51:27,380
你要开什么审批

1311
00:51:27,380 --> 00:51:28,160
你开什么

1312
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:29,000
你给我说说

1313
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:32,800
别别搞那些成哎呦卧槽

1314
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:35,410
这下把司凤卡惹毛了

1315
00:51:35,410 --> 00:51:38,340
这下这下才是非法手段了是吧

1316
00:51:38,340 --> 00:51:41,340
哎哟我的天受不了了

1317
00:51:41,340 --> 00:51:43,020
掉了就观感不好

1318
00:51:43,020 --> 00:51:45,120
我不是说的观感好不好

1319
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:47,120
而是说什么呢

1320
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:53,210
欢迎美宝

1321
00:51:53,210 --> 00:51:55,290
新年好

1322
00:51:55,290 --> 00:51:59,190
不是对面主播这么引流

1323
00:51:59,190 --> 00:52:01,230
我是真的很服对面主播

1324
00:52:01,230 --> 00:52:05,680
我知道我知道也不是不熟熟了

1325
00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:07,520
禁言机

1326
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:09,980
加班机掉落机啊

1327
00:52:09,980 --> 00:52:11,260
喵叫机

1328
00:52:11,260 --> 00:52:14,830
睡觉间就这么玩了大半年

1329
00:52:14,830 --> 00:52:16,540
直播内容没别的

1330
00:52:16,540 --> 00:52:17,230
就这个

1331
00:52:17,230 --> 00:52:20,300
然后每天每次排到

1332
00:52:20,300 --> 00:52:21,500
然后都哎呀

1333
00:52:21,500 --> 00:52:23,590
我真服了

1334
00:52:23,590 --> 00:52:26,680
谢谢面面的至尊盲盒的七彩权杖

1335
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:28,270
红豆泥阿里嘎多

1336
00:52:28,270 --> 00:52:29,260
感谢支持

1337
00:52:29,260 --> 00:52:30,460
谢谢谢谢

1338
00:52:30,545 --> 00:52:33,160
每个人有自己的营业方式啊

1339
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:41,199
但是你说你你某某人观众会去对面打pk的对面

1340
00:52:41,199 --> 00:52:43,080
而且还不是视频连麦

1341
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:45,780
这两天直播内容没任何关系的东西

1342
00:52:45,780 --> 00:52:47,040
你还这么去演

1343
00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:48,300
我真的受不了

1344
00:52:48,300 --> 00:52:49,380
我有点接受不了

1345
00:52:49,380 --> 00:52:52,000
朋友别搞恶俗

1346
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,080
不是开玩笑的

1347
00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:55,120
我知道他应该不是这样的人啊

1348
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:56,740
小孩小孩小孩说气话

1349
00:52:56,740 --> 00:53:00,360
小孩说气话啊哈喽美宝

1350
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:01,620
明天再说

1351
00:53:01,620 --> 00:53:02,460
新年好吧

1352
00:53:02,460 --> 00:53:03,920
还没到点呢

1353
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:06,950
是让人惊羡的桥段

1354
00:53:06,950 --> 00:53:11,709
不过寻常哎呀算了

1355
00:53:11,709 --> 00:53:13,059
这可能就是什么

1356
00:53:13,059 --> 00:53:15,950
就是就是萌萌吧

1357
00:53:19,310 --> 00:53:21,590
经典的精准的点出来

1358
00:53:21,590 --> 00:53:22,760
七彩权杖

1359
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:24,860
你是单在我这里的什么

1360
00:53:24,860 --> 00:53:26,360
真在看了

1361
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:28,880
你别真在看了

1362
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:29,720
我告诉你

1363
00:53:29,720 --> 00:53:31,180
沈夜沈逸余辜

1364
00:53:31,180 --> 00:53:32,140
你要真在看了

1365
00:53:32,140 --> 00:53:34,360
主播就不得不跟你割袍断义了

1366
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:35,280
听到没有

1367
00:53:35,340 --> 00:53:38,730
有最残破的初见

1368
00:53:38,730 --> 00:53:40,350
该该喷喷

1369
00:53:40,350 --> 00:53:42,200
该说说该喷喷

1370
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:46,340
但是别那个什么别别玩这个别玩这个

1371
00:53:46,340 --> 00:53:47,600
哎哟卧槽

1372
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:48,500
你要有那园子

1373
00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:50,180
你不如打给我做做任务了

1374
00:53:50,180 --> 00:53:51,140
行不行

1375
00:53:51,140 --> 00:53:53,900
真是单在我这这样

1376
00:53:53,900 --> 00:53:55,580
那咱们能不能换一个呀

1377
00:53:55,580 --> 00:53:56,780
今天是最后一天

1378
00:53:56,780 --> 00:53:57,980
那个什么了

1379
00:53:58,110 --> 00:54:00,500
今天今天是最后

1380
00:54:00,500 --> 00:54:01,760
那你也省点钱了

1381
00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:03,140
你真不如给老子打

1382
00:54:03,140 --> 00:54:03,860
给老子

1383
00:54:03,860 --> 00:54:04,880
老子还差多少

1384
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:06,860
我不知道差多少

1385
00:54:07,020 --> 00:54:09,500
我超谢谢美宝的小雪人

1386
00:54:09,500 --> 00:54:10,760
六个招财进宝哥

1387
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:11,870
加个兔耳帽毛

1388
00:54:11,870 --> 00:54:12,560
轰动你

1389
00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:13,760
阿里嘎多

1390
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:17,240
谢谢美宝的十个新春盲盒捏好的

1391
00:54:17,240 --> 00:54:18,560
你谢谢戴森

1392
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:21,430
太不肥了

1393
00:54:21,430 --> 00:54:24,820
美宝新年好呀

1394
00:54:24,820 --> 00:54:27,300
小葵小亏不算很亏啊

1395
00:54:27,300 --> 00:54:28,680
这个小雪人哎呀

1396
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:30,270
我真是服了他了

1397
00:54:30,270 --> 00:54:32,910
能不能不要把这个这个什么呀

1398
00:54:32,910 --> 00:54:34,410
本来挺好的一个意向

1399
00:54:34,410 --> 00:54:39,460
雪人雪球被叔叔那个盒子里面最低奖搞的

1400
00:54:39,460 --> 00:54:42,439
每次最便宜的都是学相关的东西

1401
00:54:42,439 --> 00:54:44,299
我今天要去相亲了

1402
00:54:44,299 --> 00:54:47,299
还得给对面包红包

1403
00:54:52,719 --> 00:54:56,939
对面不会是你的亲戚朋友小贝吧

1404
00:54:56,939 --> 00:55:01,299
你和你侄女儿嗯相亲

1405
00:55:05,619 --> 00:55:08,550
你你啊啊

1406
00:55:08,550 --> 00:55:12,620
这这这是我

1407
00:55:15,839 --> 00:55:18,259
为什么要给对面包红包呀

1408
00:55:18,259 --> 00:55:19,699
欢迎满酱不补吃

1409
00:55:19,699 --> 00:55:20,659
对面比较年轻

1410
00:55:20,659 --> 00:55:22,290
现在已经流行相亲

1411
00:55:22,290 --> 00:55:24,600
上桌子上放见面礼

1412
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:24,990
你好

1413
00:55:24,990 --> 00:55:25,650
新年快乐

1414
00:55:25,650 --> 00:55:27,030
这是给你的红包

1415
00:55:27,030 --> 00:55:28,530
家里人要你包一个

1416
00:55:28,530 --> 00:55:29,070
为什么

1417
00:55:29,070 --> 00:55:30,720
但你们是同辈的话

1418
00:55:30,805 --> 00:55:32,220
这么这么包

1419
00:55:32,220 --> 00:55:36,880
完了真的不会像带小孩吗啊

1420
00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:41,990
诶是是有这个这个风俗吗

1421
00:55:41,990 --> 00:55:43,069
是有这个习俗

1422
00:55:44,249 --> 00:55:46,429
应该说是你太老了

1423
00:55:46,429 --> 00:55:50,240
差了七岁七岁哦

1424
00:55:50,240 --> 00:55:51,800
也没有差很多呀

1425
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:54,050
我觉得一轮以内都可以啊

1426
00:55:54,050 --> 00:55:55,580
我觉得一轮以内都可以

1427
00:55:55,580 --> 00:55:57,240
才七岁而已

1428
00:55:57,240 --> 00:56:00,200
又不是很多啊对吧

1429
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:04,760
那我现在我现在见那个十岁的小孩

1430
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:06,650
我也不用包红包啊对吧

1431
00:56:06,650 --> 00:56:07,450
嘿嘿嘿

1432
00:56:07,450 --> 00:56:09,490
欢迎面包冰箱肥猫

1433
00:56:09,490 --> 00:56:10,270
欢迎晚酱

1434
00:56:10,270 --> 00:56:11,020
新年好

1435
00:56:11,020 --> 00:56:13,340
哈喽哈喽嗯

1436
00:56:13,340 --> 00:56:17,910
我记得你到了要包红包的年龄了没有

1437
00:56:17,910 --> 00:56:19,680
我觉得不是这样的

1438
00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:21,460
二次元永远年轻

1439
00:56:21,460 --> 00:56:23,140
永远充满什么

1440
00:56:23,140 --> 00:56:23,980
充满神经

1441
00:56:25,030 --> 00:56:26,210
对不起

1442
00:56:26,670 --> 00:56:29,090
二次元永远年轻

1443
00:56:29,090 --> 00:56:31,010
永远永远那个什么

1444
00:56:31,010 --> 00:56:34,010
永远永远这个这个大发神经啊

1445
00:56:36,779 --> 00:56:42,830
喜欢二次元文化的人都是非常的怎么说呢

1446
00:56:42,830 --> 00:56:46,380
在13 四岁的时候比同龄人成熟

1447
00:56:46,380 --> 00:56:48,240
在23岁的时候呢

1448
00:56:48,240 --> 00:56:50,200
又比同龄人幼稚

1449
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:52,510
总体来说喜欢二次元的人

1450
00:56:52,510 --> 00:56:57,920
我觉得心智年龄大多数集中在15到多少

1451
00:56:57,920 --> 00:56:59,510
21岁之间

1452
00:56:59,510 --> 00:57:01,670
就算是你生理上的年龄

1453
00:57:01,670 --> 00:57:04,360
身体上的年龄不断的1年1年在长大

1454
00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:07,690
但是你的心一直都是那个敢于去远处

1455
00:57:07,690 --> 00:57:09,340
敢于去远方冒险

1456
00:57:09,340 --> 00:57:16,700
相信着这个爱和正义的这种这种这种好好好好

1457
00:57:16,700 --> 00:57:18,620
好少年的感觉懂吗

1458
00:57:18,620 --> 00:57:22,940
妹宝尤其是我们干虚拟主播的美宝

1459
00:57:22,940 --> 00:57:27,430
我们这种干虚拟主播的绝对是什么

1460
00:57:27,430 --> 00:57:29,050
年轻中的年轻

1461
00:57:29,050 --> 00:57:31,270
我现在出门跟别人说我17

1462
00:57:31,270 --> 00:57:32,080
人家都不信

1463
00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:33,990
都说我是脑袋大

1464
00:57:33,990 --> 00:57:36,630
这个这个这个什么胸口平

1465
00:57:36,630 --> 00:57:38,240
像13 四岁啊

1466
00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:43,420
谢谢面面的九个招财进宝和一个兔耳帽帽

1467
00:57:43,420 --> 00:57:44,800
等你阿里嘎多

1468
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:46,300
今天就没法戴兔耳帽了

1469
00:57:46,300 --> 00:57:47,320
本来有个帽子

1470
00:57:48,660 --> 00:57:53,310
谢谢弹幕您的新春盲盒的兔耳帽子

1471
00:57:53,310 --> 00:57:54,690
感谢支持和等你

1472
00:57:54,690 --> 00:57:55,730
爱了爱的

1473
00:57:55,730 --> 00:57:57,830
我猜学校你报什么红包

1474
00:57:57,830 --> 00:58:00,060
那来今天只是做那个什么呀

1475
00:58:00,060 --> 00:58:01,920
兼职做做虚拟主播

1476
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:02,520
这也不算

1477
00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:03,960
这不算一份工作嘛

1478
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:05,220
这也是一份工作诶

1479
00:58:05,220 --> 00:58:08,780
可是包红包好困难

1480
00:58:08,780 --> 00:58:10,600
本来没多少米了

1481
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:11,800
那倒也是吧

1482
00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:14,920
我等下包个红包

1483
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:16,780
拜托我妈妈转交给我

1484
00:58:16,780 --> 00:58:19,640
我我小姨家的弟弟好了

1485
00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:24,270
但是呃这个大家大家我想咨询一个问题啊

1486
00:58:24,270 --> 00:58:29,380
就是过年我想给同辈的朋友包点红包

1487
00:58:29,380 --> 00:58:34,390
就是我的姐姐和我的弟弟跟我相差没差太多

1488
00:58:34,390 --> 00:58:38,350
因为呃一般同龄人都没有工作嘛

1489
00:58:38,350 --> 00:58:40,450
但是我现在算是工作了

1490
00:58:40,450 --> 00:58:44,200
所以呃我有点想包一个这种红包

1491
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:46,400
但是会不会有点冒犯啊

1492
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:48,500
就是半年的那种红包

1493
00:58:48,500 --> 00:58:51,260
包多少金额的合适呢

1494
00:58:51,260 --> 00:58:53,630
啊包我其实我想包1000

1495
00:58:53,630 --> 00:58:55,760
就是两边都包1000

1496
00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:57,500
再加上我小弟也包1000

1497
00:58:57,500 --> 00:59:00,379
这样子嗯可可以吗

1498
00:59:00,379 --> 00:59:02,000
这个可以吗

1499
00:59:03,180 --> 00:59:04,970
差一轮什么

1500
00:59:04,970 --> 00:59:08,900
前两天让你伤了一个差12岁的女孩儿啊

1501
00:59:08,900 --> 00:59:14,900
12岁的话好像确实相差的有那么一点点大

1502
00:59:14,900 --> 00:59:16,520
但是我有亲属

1503
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:17,540
他们两个人

1504
00:59:17,540 --> 00:59:21,759
就是他们夫妻两个人都是相差12岁

1505
00:59:21,759 --> 00:59:24,759
可能你们在年轻的时候吧

1506
00:59:24,759 --> 00:59:26,799
你就不会感觉到有什么问题啊

1507
00:59:26,799 --> 00:59:27,399
为什么呢

1508
00:59:27,399 --> 00:59:29,720
因为因为嗯

1509
00:59:32,199 --> 00:59:33,419
年轻的时候

1510
00:59:33,419 --> 00:59:34,979
比如说你25啊

1511
00:59:34,979 --> 00:59:35,459
不对

1512
00:59:35,459 --> 00:59:36,299
差12岁

1513
00:59:36,299 --> 00:59:37,499
那他妈才13啊

1514
00:59:37,499 --> 00:59:39,839
那也太多了啊不对

1515
00:59:39,839 --> 00:59:41,669
那个你要是32岁

1516
00:59:41,669 --> 00:59:43,529
对方20岁对吧

1517
00:59:43,529 --> 00:59:47,959
这样的话呃正好是一个男性相对成熟

1518
00:59:47,959 --> 00:59:49,579
相对有一些自己的事业

1519
00:59:49,579 --> 00:59:52,099
同时女孩子还比较年轻

1520
00:59:52,099 --> 00:59:53,040
比较活力

1521
00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:54,780
比较单纯的一个年龄啊

1522
00:59:54,780 --> 00:59:56,280
可能这个时候比较合适

1523
00:59:56,280 --> 01:00:02,480
但是假设说到了就是52岁跟40岁

1524
01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:06,210
或者说42岁跟30岁这样的年龄差的话

1525
01:00:06,210 --> 01:00:09,490
可能就会稍微有那么一点点实力

1526
01:00:09,490 --> 01:00:12,280
是但是有喜欢输的呀

1527
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:13,570
就是数控啊

1528
01:00:13,570 --> 01:00:14,050
你们没有

1529
01:00:14,050 --> 01:00:15,610
你们不知道数控吗

1530
01:00:15,610 --> 01:00:17,500
有一种人叫数控

1531
01:00:17,500 --> 01:00:18,400
好懂啊

1532
01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:21,010
哈哈呃不是钱多

1533
01:00:21,010 --> 01:00:23,340
是是平常的时候

1534
01:00:23,340 --> 01:00:25,320
因为我经常不在他们身边

1535
01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:27,499
但其实其实大家都知道

1536
01:00:27,499 --> 01:00:29,539
我是i n f p这个性格嘛

1537
01:00:29,539 --> 01:00:32,179
我其实有很多就是比较喜欢的人

1538
01:00:32,179 --> 01:00:33,610
就是我的朋友啊

1539
01:00:33,610 --> 01:00:35,590
我的亲人啊之类的

1540
01:00:35,590 --> 01:00:38,739
但是我又觉得平常忽然洗个澡

1541
01:00:38,739 --> 01:00:40,389
或者是灌两瓶可乐

1542
01:00:40,389 --> 01:00:43,580
然后啪的一下打开人家那个小窗私聊框

1543
01:00:43,580 --> 01:00:44,780
哎宝儿

1544
01:00:44,780 --> 01:00:45,500
你知道吗

1545
01:00:45,500 --> 01:00:47,090
姐真的很贴很黏

1546
01:00:47,090 --> 01:00:48,800
姐真的太爱你了

1547
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:50,540
我觉得很呀

1548
01:00:50,540 --> 01:00:56,220
你知道就是我我我我去表达我的感情的话

1549
01:00:56,220 --> 01:01:00,220
可能就是我我我就会挑一个日子

1550
01:01:00,220 --> 01:01:00,940
挑个大日子

1551
01:01:00,940 --> 01:01:02,890
忽然想起来好久没联系了

1552
01:01:02,890 --> 01:01:06,300
嗯然后啪给人家买一份礼物送去

1553
01:01:06,300 --> 01:01:08,820
然后就到货了之后人家说那是你买的吗

1554
01:01:08,820 --> 01:01:10,470
我说是是是你喜欢吗

1555
01:01:10,470 --> 01:01:12,040
然后他说啊好喜欢哦

1556
01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:13,960
然后就就就结束了

1557
01:01:15,140 --> 01:01:18,950
这个就是主播主播表达情感的一个办法

1558
01:01:18,950 --> 01:01:21,180
人我不太擅长说话

1559
01:01:21,180 --> 01:01:25,350
因为我你们在一个群里的话

1560
01:01:25,350 --> 01:01:26,730
直接包拼手气的

1561
01:01:26,730 --> 01:01:28,230
没有没有没有

1562
01:01:28,230 --> 01:01:30,960
只有单独的一对一的联系方式

1563
01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:33,870
嗯主要是我是北方人嘛

1564
01:01:33,870 --> 01:01:36,380
大家都知道我这边是北方呃

1565
01:01:36,380 --> 01:01:39,380
红包这个东西南方不是说立式包嘛

1566
01:01:39,380 --> 01:01:40,580
就包个五块十块

1567
01:01:40,580 --> 01:01:42,090
20 30 50的

1568
01:01:42,090 --> 01:01:43,770
但是北方这边的话

1569
01:01:43,770 --> 01:01:45,150
你对亲戚比较重视

1570
01:01:45,150 --> 01:01:48,210
同时你们都会比较感情深厚

1571
01:01:48,210 --> 01:01:52,010
然后呃又不是特别差园子的那个情况下

1572
01:01:52,010 --> 01:01:54,230
基本上呃关系好的话

1573
01:01:54,230 --> 01:01:56,460
一包就是包1000起的

1574
01:01:56,460 --> 01:01:58,880
如果你包的太少的话

1575
01:01:59,499 --> 01:02:01,979
人家就会说是不是跟我关系不好

1576
01:02:01,979 --> 01:02:05,390
因为我们这边200是给最最不熟悉的

1577
01:02:05,390 --> 01:02:09,440
1年都见不上一面的这种这种亲戚包的

1578
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:13,750
对我们这边200是包的特别特别不熟悉

1579
01:02:13,750 --> 01:02:15,850
就你都知道我在打发你

1580
01:02:15,850 --> 01:02:17,050
我也知道我在打发你

1581
01:02:17,050 --> 01:02:17,590
要不然的话

1582
01:02:17,590 --> 01:02:21,870
过年那天当天除夕那天能见的人都是500起步

1583
01:02:21,870 --> 01:02:22,740
是这样子的

1584
01:02:22,740 --> 01:02:25,200
包200就是我都不想糊弄你一下

1585
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:27,670
咱们随随便随便混一下得了

1586
01:02:27,670 --> 01:02:30,940
就这种意思意思的感觉哈

1587
01:02:30,940 --> 01:02:31,630
晚上好

1588
01:02:31,630 --> 01:02:33,379
猪猪很微妙吧

1589
01:02:33,379 --> 01:02:35,059
对女孩子来说太老了

1590
01:02:35,059 --> 01:02:37,099
那好像确实有一点点诶

1591
01:02:37,099 --> 01:02:38,479
那你你们见了吗

1592
01:02:38,479 --> 01:02:39,490
你们觉得怎么样

1593
01:02:39,490 --> 01:02:40,510
你觉得怎么样啊

1594
01:02:40,510 --> 01:02:44,480
美宝其实吧就是如果说什么

1595
01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:49,470
我觉得我觉得我觉得你现在真的挺年轻的

1596
01:02:49,470 --> 01:02:50,430
没保的话

1597
01:02:51,750 --> 01:02:57,120
我以为是就是大学刚刚毕业或者研究生在读

1598
01:02:57,120 --> 01:02:58,380
刚刚毕业12年

1599
01:02:58,380 --> 01:03:00,180
就是刚刚工作的那种年级

1600
01:03:00,180 --> 01:03:02,800
我都没想到会是会相亲的年纪

1601
01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:06,100
最起码咱们两个聊天的这个言语之间

1602
01:03:06,100 --> 01:03:08,150
我是感觉不到你有什么

1603
01:03:08,150 --> 01:03:11,300
就是很中年人的那种感觉之类的

1604
01:03:11,300 --> 01:03:12,350
我超谢谢

1605
01:03:12,350 --> 01:03:14,680
微风细雨续费的舰长

1606
01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:17,830
好的你阿里嘎多

1607
01:03:17,830 --> 01:03:19,240
太破费了

1608
01:03:19,240 --> 01:03:20,500
微风细雨

1609
01:03:20,500 --> 01:03:22,840
谢谢我超爹

1610
01:03:24,220 --> 01:03:27,040
等下等下主播有能唱的歌的时候给你唱

1611
01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:29,040
我知道你喜欢听主播唱哥哥

1612
01:03:29,040 --> 01:03:31,410
微风细雨后的鸟里嘎多

1613
01:03:31,410 --> 01:03:34,400
谢谢没有自己的198舰长震破

1614
01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:35,510
对呀

1615
01:03:35,510 --> 01:03:36,770
太破费了

1616
01:03:36,770 --> 01:03:39,260
喵感谢感谢嗯

1617
01:03:39,585 --> 01:03:41,810
环青海q

1618
01:03:41,810 --> 01:03:45,490
你怎么有人名字叫七海q

1619
01:03:45,490 --> 01:03:46,360
什么什么什么

1620
01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:47,380
我我

1621
01:03:47,380 --> 01:03:49,000
我好像要把这个自动补全了

1622
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:49,900
欢迎新月九哥

1623
01:03:49,900 --> 01:03:50,740
欢迎研究员

1624
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:53,200
广东是几块是吧

1625
01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:56,230
说是广东是有零有整的几块钱嗯

1626
01:03:56,230 --> 01:03:58,660
福建是只有家里条件特别好

1627
01:03:58,660 --> 01:03:59,380
才1000

1628
01:03:59,380 --> 01:04:01,720
我们这边是我妈妈那边的亲属

1629
01:04:01,720 --> 01:04:02,800
因为胳膊比较轻

1630
01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:04,400
然后都是1000

1631
01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:06,680
我不是给大家讲过一个很生气的事情吗

1632
01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:09,280
我小的时候就是呃我不太熟悉的

1633
01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:10,840
我爸爸那边的亲属

1634
01:04:10,840 --> 01:04:13,510
然后来我家这边过年呃

1635
01:04:13,510 --> 01:04:16,680
大概是五六家人吧

1636
01:04:16,680 --> 01:04:18,420
五六家人来我这边过年

1637
01:04:18,420 --> 01:04:21,600
他们五六家人一共给我发了200的压岁钱

1638
01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:25,720
加上一箱六个六个果仁

1639
01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:26,140
呃

1640
01:04:26,140 --> 01:04:26,860
不知道是什么

1641
01:04:26,860 --> 01:04:28,030
反正不是六个核桃

1642
01:04:28,030 --> 01:04:29,890
对他们五六家人

1643
01:04:29,890 --> 01:04:36,220
然后然后那个什么一共给我包了200的红包啊

1644
01:04:36,220 --> 01:04:37,510
给我妈气够呛

1645
01:04:37,510 --> 01:04:38,470
因为什么

1646
01:04:38,470 --> 01:04:42,760
因为出生那天他们就就是不同意出门吃饭

1647
01:04:42,760 --> 01:04:43,720
就没办法

1648
01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:46,360
只能我妈妈跟我爸爸两个人在厨房做饭

1649
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:49,540
然后他们就在那个呃家外面去聊天

1650
01:04:49,540 --> 01:04:50,400
这样子

1651
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:54,120
结果结果到最后最后交红包的时候

1652
01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:57,400
五六家人一共交了200给我

1653
01:04:57,810 --> 01:04:59,790
然后给我妈弄得特别生气

1654
01:04:59,790 --> 01:05:02,310
她以后就不让不让不让不让那个什么

1655
01:05:02,310 --> 01:05:03,990
我爸爸把他们带到家里

1656
01:05:03,990 --> 01:05:04,700
过年了

1657
01:05:06,840 --> 01:05:09,250
活也不帮着干红包

1658
01:05:09,250 --> 01:05:10,780
也不愿意糊弄我一下

1659
01:05:10,780 --> 01:05:11,980
就这种感觉

1660
01:05:11,980 --> 01:05:13,180
现在25也好

1661
01:05:13,180 --> 01:05:13,960
35也好

1662
01:05:13,960 --> 01:05:15,400
其实没什么大差别的

1663
01:05:15,400 --> 01:05:17,200
是随着你年龄增大的话

1664
01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:20,640
这年龄差呢它其实是意义越来越小的

1665
01:05:20,640 --> 01:05:23,140
比如说你一岁跟跟13岁

1666
01:05:23,140 --> 01:05:24,970
那肯定差的天差地别

1667
01:05:24,970 --> 01:05:27,400
13岁跟26差的也天差地别

1668
01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:29,080
但你要是说26跟38

1669
01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:31,610
那好像就没那么大了哦

1670
01:05:31,610 --> 01:05:33,680
你聊天的时候不怎么成熟

1671
01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:36,120
你觉得成熟是个很好的是什么了吗

1672
01:05:36,120 --> 01:05:38,760
你觉得成熟是个很好的很好的事情吗

1673
01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:41,500
我不觉得成熟是个很好的事情

1674
01:05:41,540 --> 01:05:44,320
人能一直保持天真幼稚

1675
01:05:44,320 --> 01:05:46,180
相信世界的状态说明什么

1676
01:05:46,180 --> 01:05:49,460
说明你呃没有遇到什么过不去的坎

1677
01:05:49,460 --> 01:05:52,070
没有什么特别刻骨铭心的苦难

1678
01:05:52,070 --> 01:05:52,670
恰恰相反

1679
01:05:52,670 --> 01:05:54,890
说明你是一个幸福的人啊对吧

1680
01:05:54,890 --> 01:05:56,909
你一直一直保持幼稚

1681
01:05:56,909 --> 01:06:00,389
一直保持天真善良是很奢侈的东西啊

1682
01:06:00,389 --> 01:06:05,120
呃成熟才是就是怎么说呢

1683
01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:07,730
成熟成熟是挺难受的

1684
01:06:07,730 --> 01:06:09,560
我舰长是自动式的

1685
01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:10,760
我知道谢谢九哥

1686
01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:11,660
谢谢你的舰长

1687
01:06:11,660 --> 01:06:13,230
你然后到点阿里嘎多

1688
01:06:13,230 --> 01:06:14,040
我超爹

1689
01:06:15,180 --> 01:06:16,320
我收到了

1690
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:17,710
我收到了嗯

1691
01:06:17,710 --> 01:06:19,510
肥宝今天唱快乐星猫了吗

1692
01:06:19,510 --> 01:06:20,550
等下唱好吗

1693
01:06:20,550 --> 01:06:21,870
我们这辈份的话

1694
01:06:21,870 --> 01:06:23,970
包父母的1/2就差不多了

1695
01:06:23,970 --> 01:06:24,840
对父母的话

1696
01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:26,400
他说给我会给我包2000

1697
01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:28,230
所以我在想报1200子

1698
01:06:28,230 --> 01:06:29,910
收到了微风细雨

1699
01:06:29,910 --> 01:06:31,420
感谢支持耳机

1700
01:06:31,420 --> 01:06:32,920
阿里嘎多

1701
01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:34,640
谢谢谢谢嗯

1702
01:06:34,930 --> 01:06:38,300
让肥猫输三毛气死他不好吗

1703
01:06:38,300 --> 01:06:39,140
你气死我

1704
01:06:39,140 --> 01:06:40,820
谁给你直播呀

1705
01:06:40,820 --> 01:06:45,379
我你气死我谁给你直播哦

1706
01:06:45,379 --> 01:06:46,579
哦生气了

1707
01:06:46,579 --> 01:06:48,259
我收到了北方鲫鱼

1708
01:06:48,259 --> 01:06:50,200
谢谢阿里嘎多

1709
01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:52,380
感谢支持哦

1710
01:06:52,380 --> 01:06:54,030
还剩40分钟

1711
01:06:54,030 --> 01:06:56,100
主播主播骗2000电池

1712
01:06:56,100 --> 01:06:57,720
是不是简简单单啊

1713
01:06:57,720 --> 01:06:59,400
是不是应该能拿下了

1714
01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:03,360
我感觉主播在40分钟骗2000电池

1715
01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:04,740
骗一个舰长对吧

1716
01:07:04,740 --> 01:07:07,020
好像好像还可以嗯

1717
01:07:07,020 --> 01:07:08,820
美颜给我播

1718
01:07:08,820 --> 01:07:13,910
什么意思啊啊把那个什么都去掉了的汤

1719
01:07:18,340 --> 01:07:19,240
暖暖的

1720
01:07:19,240 --> 01:07:20,080
好饱满

1721
01:07:21,220 --> 01:07:22,060
我想说

1722
01:07:22,060 --> 01:07:25,780
其实你的感觉他有点听不到我讲话

1723
01:07:25,780 --> 01:07:27,520
所以我给他打字好吧

1724
01:07:27,520 --> 01:07:28,400
嘿嘿嘿

1725
01:07:28,420 --> 01:07:30,140
今天是活动期吗

1726
01:07:30,140 --> 01:07:31,580
今天不是明天开始吧

1727
01:07:31,580 --> 01:07:33,380
明天明天明天那什么了

1728
01:07:33,380 --> 01:07:34,640
明天明天开始吧

1729
01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:37,330
嗯今天今天就不算了

1730
01:07:37,330 --> 01:07:38,800
然后我们怎么了

1731
01:07:38,800 --> 01:07:40,020
我们就在充电

1732
01:07:40,020 --> 01:07:41,760
感觉有点比较随缘了

1733
01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:42,660
充个200吧

1734
01:07:42,660 --> 01:07:43,560
充个200得了

1735
01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:46,600
然后再把那个250跟300件追加的

1736
01:07:46,600 --> 01:07:47,770
舰长流血伤

1737
01:07:47,770 --> 01:07:49,420
但是不一定能冲到啊

1738
01:07:49,420 --> 01:07:50,560
应该冲不到吧

1739
01:07:50,560 --> 01:07:51,220
管他呢

1740
01:07:51,220 --> 01:07:52,570
233266

1741
01:07:52,570 --> 01:07:56,220
还有那个299分别追加呃

1742
01:07:56,220 --> 01:07:58,260
一向实体礼物对

1743
01:07:58,260 --> 01:08:02,990
追加的话会是亚克力拼图抱枕套

1744
01:08:02,990 --> 01:08:05,090
还有什么来着

1745
01:08:05,090 --> 01:08:06,950
反正追加下我已经设计好了

1746
01:08:08,375 --> 01:08:11,550
还有300件追加小挂画呀

1747
01:08:11,550 --> 01:08:14,750
嗯大概就是这种这种设定吧

1748
01:08:14,750 --> 01:08:19,580
简简单单的干嘛可恶啊

1749
01:08:19,580 --> 01:08:20,960
过两天再看上天

1750
01:08:20,960 --> 01:08:23,260
明天明天开始吧

1751
01:08:23,260 --> 01:08:26,380
在2289完美羡慕干嘛羡慕啊

1752
01:08:26,380 --> 01:08:27,520
你不来啦

1753
01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:29,940
能追加点电子礼物吗

1754
01:08:29,940 --> 01:08:32,310
我们电子礼物有那个什么

1755
01:08:32,310 --> 01:08:34,780
有那个新衣服的鼠标指针

1756
01:08:34,780 --> 01:08:36,820
那我们要不再加个档吧

1757
01:08:36,820 --> 01:08:38,920
到时候那个233266

1758
01:08:38,920 --> 01:08:42,800
288跟320 八八追一个电子礼物嗯

1759
01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:43,820
200都充不到

1760
01:08:43,820 --> 01:08:46,670
200可能可能不知道能不能啊

1761
01:08:46,670 --> 01:08:47,690
管他呢

1762
01:08:47,690 --> 01:08:50,430
没关系没关系没关系

1763
01:08:50,430 --> 01:08:52,200
加拿大过中国新年吗

1764
01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:54,120
中国人人在哪里都过中国新年

1765
01:08:55,360 --> 01:08:57,340
主播为什么不发弹幕

1766
01:08:57,340 --> 01:08:58,240
谢我的心

1767
01:08:58,240 --> 01:08:59,809
你不是能看到吗

1768
01:08:59,809 --> 01:09:01,309
那你不是能看到吗

1769
01:09:02,449 --> 01:09:03,709
你们卡了的话

1770
01:09:03,709 --> 01:09:04,969
说不到看不到

1771
01:09:04,969 --> 01:09:05,329
听不到

1772
01:09:05,329 --> 01:09:05,989
我说话的话

1773
01:09:05,989 --> 01:09:09,800
我才会发弹幕写的爱一个人

1774
01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:12,080
谁帮他过更好

1775
01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:14,600
你买年货了吗

1776
01:09:15,620 --> 01:09:16,620
你在哪买的

1777
01:09:16,620 --> 01:09:17,630
我下午也去

1778
01:09:17,630 --> 01:09:18,470
你在哪买的

1779
01:09:18,470 --> 01:09:21,410
啊啊啊啊啊

1780
01:09:21,410 --> 01:09:22,370
我也想买

1781
01:09:22,370 --> 01:09:23,990
你在哪买的

1782
01:09:23,990 --> 01:09:26,160
不哎不行啊

1783
01:09:26,160 --> 01:09:26,760
不行啊

1784
01:09:26,760 --> 01:09:27,540
我都说了

1785
01:09:27,540 --> 01:09:28,380
我想买了

1786
01:09:28,380 --> 01:09:29,880
那你万一下午戴个帽子

1787
01:09:29,880 --> 01:09:30,660
戴个墨镜

1788
01:09:30,660 --> 01:09:31,620
然后就一直在那

1789
01:09:31,620 --> 01:09:34,560
你告诉我那个店门口晃荡怎么办

1790
01:09:34,560 --> 01:09:37,140
哈哈哈哎呦哎呦

1791
01:09:37,140 --> 01:09:38,310
不行不行不行

1792
01:09:38,790 --> 01:09:43,170
你这老猫说的最少能活到23年年末保真吗

1793
01:09:43,170 --> 01:09:49,130
嗯这个微笑我就知道我就知道

1794
01:09:49,130 --> 01:09:49,850
我就知道

1795
01:09:49,850 --> 01:09:53,590
走正常的那个当地去买东西是买不到的

1796
01:09:53,590 --> 01:09:57,670
不是加拿大这边就是对烟花有有管控

1797
01:09:57,670 --> 01:09:59,100
就是有管控

1798
01:09:59,100 --> 01:10:04,259
在特殊的这个这个呃

1799
01:10:04,259 --> 01:10:06,599
就是除了一些特殊的日子之外

1800
01:10:06,599 --> 01:10:09,419
其他的时候就是烟花商店

1801
01:10:09,419 --> 01:10:11,540
他很少卖卖给你嗯

1802
01:10:14,720 --> 01:10:18,130
我超盒怎么掐个v把v推给我是吧

1803
01:10:18,130 --> 01:10:19,990
怎么会有这样的人啊

1804
01:10:19,990 --> 01:10:22,410
呵呵呵呵呵哎呀

1805
01:10:22,410 --> 01:10:24,330
这主播有心之壁了

1806
01:10:24,330 --> 01:10:26,280
主播还对你有心之壁了呢

1807
01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:28,780
米米之明嗯

1808
01:10:29,019 --> 01:10:30,999
天天顶着这么个名字

1809
01:10:30,999 --> 01:10:32,319
主播还跟你言笑

1810
01:10:32,319 --> 01:10:32,979
晏晏的

1811
01:10:32,979 --> 01:10:34,719
你还跟主播有心之病

1812
01:10:34,719 --> 01:10:35,980
你真是个坏人

1813
01:10:37,060 --> 01:10:39,160
主播能不能买biu biu biu上街

1814
01:10:39,160 --> 01:10:41,200
我不知道大家有那个什么

1815
01:10:41,200 --> 01:10:43,900
你们当地放烟花的什么呀

1816
01:10:43,900 --> 01:10:48,240
你们你们当地放烟花的那个视频啊之类的

1817
01:10:48,240 --> 01:10:49,920
都可以发给主播看看

1818
01:10:49,920 --> 01:10:52,460
我很喜欢看这种啊

1819
01:10:52,460 --> 01:10:54,890
卧槽我还自己做烟花

1820
01:10:54,890 --> 01:10:56,750
我怎么就自己做点炸药

1821
01:10:56,750 --> 01:10:58,940
受不了了

1822
01:10:58,940 --> 01:11:00,140
炸弹人来了

1823
01:11:00,140 --> 01:11:03,050
大家我明天要自己研发土制炸弹

1824
01:11:04,910 --> 01:11:06,200
好恐怖啊

1825
01:11:06,200 --> 01:11:09,860
烟花烟花这东西是能自己研发的吗

1826
01:11:09,860 --> 01:11:12,620
这这根本就不是能自己研发的东西

1827
01:11:14,360 --> 01:11:18,359
唉呀我的轻羽飞扬发给你

1828
01:11:18,359 --> 01:11:19,349
气死你爆

1829
01:11:19,349 --> 01:11:21,059
对你报的时候发

1830
01:11:21,059 --> 01:11:22,079
记得发到群里

1831
01:11:22,079 --> 01:11:23,939
我也想看泡面面

1832
01:11:23,939 --> 01:11:25,799
能不能让我也看看

1833
01:11:26,480 --> 01:11:27,800
让我也抱一下吧

1834
01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:28,640
求求了

1835
01:11:30,260 --> 01:11:32,380
拿下学校学校的战斗力

1836
01:11:32,380 --> 01:11:34,630
可不是你这点烟花就拿得下的

1837
01:11:34,630 --> 01:11:36,250
万一那个什么

1838
01:11:36,250 --> 01:11:39,840
万11000巡逻保安掏出来一挺机枪

1839
01:11:39,840 --> 01:11:41,760
掏出来一挺自动枪对吧

1840
01:11:41,760 --> 01:11:43,860
你的小手枪好干嘛的

1841
01:11:43,860 --> 01:11:45,780
自家的好像都是小烟花

1842
01:11:45,780 --> 01:11:47,460
我就喜欢那个仙女棒

1843
01:11:47,460 --> 01:11:49,260
我就喜欢那个小的仙女棒

1844
01:11:49,260 --> 01:11:49,920
没有

1845
01:11:51,180 --> 01:11:52,380
就拿在手上

1846
01:11:52,380 --> 01:11:54,100
然后可以看他啊

1847
01:11:54,100 --> 01:11:55,240
一蹦一蹦的

1848
01:11:55,240 --> 01:11:57,640
因为那个大烟花太吵了

1849
01:11:57,640 --> 01:11:59,680
大烟花声音特别大

1850
01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:03,850
然后你就听那个大烟花的话就特别难受

1851
01:12:03,850 --> 01:12:05,360
我耳朵不好

1852
01:12:05,360 --> 01:12:06,770
听力不好

1853
01:12:06,770 --> 01:12:10,440
所以很多时候都是挺难受的

1854
01:12:10,440 --> 01:12:12,060
谢谢天机的招财兔兔

1855
01:12:12,060 --> 01:12:13,110
你好呀

1856
01:12:13,110 --> 01:12:17,340
帅帅帅帅帅哎呦

1857
01:12:17,340 --> 01:12:17,880
弄不好

1858
01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:18,600
估计人都没

1859
01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:19,740
怎么可能自制啊

1860
01:12:22,500 --> 01:12:24,660
不过有没有蓝色的烟花啊

1861
01:12:24,660 --> 01:12:29,460
对对我妈妈之前看一个看一个电视剧叫什么

1862
01:12:29,460 --> 01:12:31,170
是不是叫30而已啊

1863
01:12:31,170 --> 01:12:35,500
好像那个里面的主角她老公就是开烟花厂的

1864
01:12:35,550 --> 01:12:39,460
开那个什么烟花场仙女棒就卖真的吗

1865
01:12:39,460 --> 01:12:40,260
真的有吗

1866
01:12:40,260 --> 01:12:42,660
卧槽我上次去没找到诶

1867
01:12:42,660 --> 01:12:45,360
诶是那种很很大的吗

1868
01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:46,700
还是很小的呀

1869
01:12:46,700 --> 01:12:48,320
不要那种特别小的

1870
01:12:48,320 --> 01:12:52,460
要那种长的长的长的

1871
01:12:52,460 --> 01:12:54,260
那我今天再去一趟吧

1872
01:12:54,260 --> 01:12:55,670
没关系没关系

1873
01:12:55,670 --> 01:12:58,220
我今天再去一趟

1874
01:12:58,260 --> 01:12:59,240
真有啊

1875
01:12:59,240 --> 01:13:00,260
那我再去找找

1876
01:13:00,260 --> 01:13:03,180
我上次去没找到哎呦

1877
01:13:03,180 --> 01:13:04,920
不过我也好久没去了

1878
01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:09,020
上次去好像还是在年终的时候就很长的

1879
01:13:09,020 --> 01:13:09,620
行行行

1880
01:13:09,620 --> 01:13:11,900
ok没问题没问题啊

1881
01:13:11,900 --> 01:13:14,400
我今年一定要一定要放上这个东西啊

1882
01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:15,900
一定要放下这个东西

1883
01:13:16,680 --> 01:13:18,060
我放不上烟花

1884
01:13:18,060 --> 01:13:18,840
我说什么

1885
01:13:18,840 --> 01:13:21,650
我就让大家给我给我给我陪葬啊

1886
01:13:21,650 --> 01:13:23,510
怎么回事呢

1887
01:13:23,510 --> 01:13:29,900
开盾嗯嗯嗯这个应该没法蹲的吧

1888
01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:33,740
呃这个这个我搜一下

1889
01:13:36,760 --> 01:13:40,000
这个应该没法蹲的

1890
01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:42,240
如果我没记错的话

1891
01:13:46,960 --> 01:13:49,520
因为有很多你知道吗

1892
01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:51,200
刚刚rama有很多店

1893
01:13:52,280 --> 01:13:55,220
这个我看一下这个一共有几个呀

1894
01:13:56,600 --> 01:13:58,999
这这这四五家呢怎么蹲啊

1895
01:13:58,999 --> 01:14:00,019
六七加呢

1896
01:14:01,279 --> 01:14:04,200
哎呀六七加蹲不了没事

1897
01:14:04,200 --> 01:14:06,360
这是连锁店就蹲不了

1898
01:14:06,360 --> 01:14:09,240
他说他说你要线下在那个店门口蹲

1899
01:14:09,240 --> 01:14:11,820
我要和我不是这个店

1900
01:14:11,820 --> 01:14:14,580
这个店这个店那个城里面有六七家

1901
01:14:14,580 --> 01:14:15,280
你懂吧

1902
01:14:15,280 --> 01:14:16,890
嗯咩咩喵

1903
01:14:16,890 --> 01:14:18,150
你又给轻羽飞扬

1904
01:14:18,150 --> 01:14:20,100
轻舞轻舞飞扬

1905
01:14:21,810 --> 01:14:22,830
才六七天

1906
01:14:22,830 --> 01:14:24,840
你好可怕呀

1907
01:14:25,019 --> 01:14:25,960
哎你

1908
01:14:27,980 --> 01:14:30,400
啊这这这是否有限

1909
01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:33,820
才才六七家是什么意思啊

1910
01:14:37,400 --> 01:14:39,790
我好像那个通缉犯是吧

1911
01:14:39,790 --> 01:14:40,690
洞妖洞妖

1912
01:14:40,690 --> 01:14:41,870
我是洞拐

1913
01:14:41,870 --> 01:14:45,770
而目前在这个编号为001的这个doom门口

1914
01:14:45,770 --> 01:14:47,120
没有看到疑似目标

1915
01:14:47,120 --> 01:14:47,750
洞妖

1916
01:14:47,750 --> 01:14:48,830
请快速回话

1917
01:14:48,830 --> 01:14:49,850
快回话

1918
01:14:49,850 --> 01:14:50,570
嘿嘿嘿

1919
01:14:50,570 --> 01:14:53,820
好可怕好可怕的人

1920
01:14:54,800 --> 01:15:00,800
唉哟卡星宫群券啊

1921
01:15:08,860 --> 01:15:10,560
就这什么的主播

1922
01:15:10,560 --> 01:15:13,080
其实是一个不太喜欢被别人玩和的人

1923
01:15:13,080 --> 01:15:16,200
但每次沈毅沈毅玩和我总觉得特别想笑

1924
01:15:16,200 --> 01:15:19,200
不知道为什么哈哈感觉在我心里面

1925
01:15:19,200 --> 01:15:22,320
他的形象就是那种侦察兵啊

1926
01:15:22,320 --> 01:15:22,800
你知道吗

1927
01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:24,680
就是那种搞笑角色

1928
01:15:24,680 --> 01:15:27,260
像猫和老鼠里面一直抓老鼠那个猫一样

1929
01:15:27,260 --> 01:15:32,500
哈哈就是搞笑漫画里的角色就是这样的感觉

1930
01:15:32,500 --> 01:15:33,820
哎呦很好笑

1931
01:15:33,820 --> 01:15:37,420
不知道为嘛每次每次的讲解我都觉得特别好笑

1932
01:15:39,100 --> 01:15:41,490
对不起

1933
01:15:41,490 --> 01:15:46,110
哎呦哎哎哎哎哎哎哎卡bug了

1934
01:15:46,110 --> 01:15:47,400
妈的怎么回事呢

1935
01:15:47,400 --> 01:15:48,330
卡bug了

1936
01:15:48,330 --> 01:15:48,900
对不起

1937
01:15:49,165 --> 01:15:51,540
搞笑漫画什么对啊

1938
01:15:51,540 --> 01:15:56,100
感觉他就是那种就是像那个灰太狼要抓羊一样

1939
01:15:56,100 --> 01:15:58,320
然后每次都是我一定会回来的

1940
01:15:58,320 --> 01:16:01,550
就这种感觉真的很好笑

1941
01:16:01,550 --> 01:16:02,720
对不起对不起

1942
01:16:02,720 --> 01:16:04,220
穿帮了穿帮了

1943
01:16:04,220 --> 01:16:04,640
对不起

1944
01:16:04,640 --> 01:16:06,680
被大家发现我是四手观音

1945
01:16:12,889 --> 01:16:13,929
主播锐评

1946
01:16:13,929 --> 01:16:14,649
粉丝对呀

1947
01:16:14,649 --> 01:16:15,969
他这个人人很好

1948
01:16:15,969 --> 01:16:16,569
人不错

1949
01:16:16,569 --> 01:16:17,360
也非常搞笑

1950
01:16:17,360 --> 01:16:21,200
笑起云涌的战场

1951
01:16:21,200 --> 01:16:25,380
像暴风少年登场

1952
01:16:25,380 --> 01:16:31,610
在战胜烈火重重的咆哮声喧闹整个世天

1953
01:16:33,590 --> 01:16:37,630
硝烟狂飞的讯号机甲时代正来到

1954
01:16:37,630 --> 01:16:40,760
热血逆流而上映

1955
01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:44,900
荷兰拿我的照片卖给大家是吧

1956
01:16:44,900 --> 01:16:46,940
这东西怎么会有市场呢

1957
01:16:46,940 --> 01:16:49,780
谁会买你这种东西啊

1958
01:16:50,520 --> 01:16:53,750
王牌要狂野闯荡宇宙

1959
01:16:53,750 --> 01:16:55,760
摆平世界

1960
01:16:55,760 --> 01:16:58,480
oh逆战逆战狂野

1961
01:16:58,480 --> 01:17:00,490
王牌要发泄

1962
01:17:00,490 --> 01:17:03,630
战斗是我们倔强的起点

1963
01:17:03,630 --> 01:17:07,020
我要操控我的权势

1964
01:17:07,020 --> 01:17:09,250
张扬我的声势

1965
01:17:09,250 --> 01:17:11,770
看这场龙战在野

1966
01:17:11,770 --> 01:17:17,240
这战场千百热血战士一路向前飞驰

1967
01:17:17,240 --> 01:17:19,580
捍卫世界的勇士

1968
01:17:19,580 --> 01:17:20,420
fighting

1969
01:17:20,420 --> 01:17:21,740
再一决

1970
01:17:23,940 --> 01:17:25,460
点歌快乐行吗

1971
01:17:25,460 --> 01:17:26,720
下一首就是猪猪

1972
01:17:26,720 --> 01:17:27,470
别急

1973
01:17:27,470 --> 01:17:29,600
下一首就是什么

1974
01:17:29,600 --> 01:17:31,580
一提一下都好商量啊

1975
01:17:31,580 --> 01:17:34,299
哎呦在你们心里面

1976
01:17:34,299 --> 01:17:34,719
卧槽

1977
01:17:34,719 --> 01:17:36,669
谢谢星之猪的舰长

1978
01:17:36,669 --> 01:17:37,539
红豆泥

1979
01:17:37,539 --> 01:17:39,690
阿里嘎多太过贝拉

1980
01:17:40,710 --> 01:17:43,170
谢谢仙子猪加大米了

1981
01:17:43,170 --> 01:17:46,650
仙子猪今天高兴是吧

1982
01:17:46,730 --> 01:17:49,970
好的你阿里嘎多太破费啦

1983
01:17:49,970 --> 01:17:51,620
是亲自做的紧张

1984
01:17:51,620 --> 01:17:53,390
喵喵啊

1985
01:17:53,390 --> 01:17:54,140
对不起

1986
01:17:54,140 --> 01:17:55,250
举错手了

1987
01:17:55,250 --> 01:17:59,760
勇士也势不可挡耶

1988
01:17:59,760 --> 01:18:00,420
come on

1989
01:18:00,420 --> 01:18:03,240
逆战逆战的野王牌

1990
01:18:03,240 --> 01:18:05,800
要狂野闯荡宇宙

1991
01:18:05,800 --> 01:18:07,610
摆平世界

1992
01:18:08,910 --> 01:18:12,120
到时候肥猫赏金堪比路飞了是吗

1993
01:18:12,120 --> 01:18:14,280
不会已经哎别别别在这

1994
01:18:14,280 --> 01:18:16,740
别在别当主播面讨论和这个问题了

1995
01:18:16,740 --> 01:18:18,140
主播还是那句话

1996
01:18:18,140 --> 01:18:20,540
谁开我我就毕业好吧

1997
01:18:20,540 --> 01:18:22,220
这个只要只要是什么

1998
01:18:22,220 --> 01:18:24,800
只要只要主播的任何真实信息

1999
01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:26,640
出现在了这个社交媒体里

2000
01:18:26,640 --> 01:18:28,500
马上第二天我马上就毕业

2001
01:18:28,500 --> 01:18:29,760
别开我别开

2002
01:18:29,760 --> 01:18:32,520
我这开完我马上就马上就润了

2003
01:18:33,299 --> 01:18:34,649
我害怕大家

2004
01:18:34,649 --> 01:18:35,939
我是虚拟人啊

2005
01:18:35,939 --> 01:18:39,740
不要不要在虚拟的世界里寻求真实哦

2006
01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:42,140
出门大墨镜口罩全副武装

2007
01:18:42,140 --> 01:18:43,820
可是在一大堆正常人里面

2008
01:18:43,820 --> 01:18:45,320
你大墨镜口罩

2009
01:18:45,400 --> 01:18:46,720
你戴墨镜

2010
01:18:46,720 --> 01:18:47,860
戴大口罩的

2011
01:18:47,860 --> 01:18:50,980
然后然后你不觉得很奇怪吗

2012
01:18:50,980 --> 01:18:54,599
这样子活下去审批不动手

2013
01:18:54,599 --> 01:18:55,679
我就能活下去

2014
01:18:55,679 --> 01:18:57,660
审批动手我还真不好说了

2015
01:18:57,759 --> 01:19:00,300
审批审批高抬贵手

2016
01:19:00,300 --> 01:19:02,160
放过我小主播吧

2017
01:19:02,160 --> 01:19:04,030
审批哈哈哈哈哈哈

2018
01:19:04,030 --> 01:19:09,190
而内战内战狂野王牌要发泄战斗

2019
01:19:09,190 --> 01:19:12,540
是我们倔强的起点

2020
01:19:12,640 --> 01:19:15,060
我要操纵我的声势

2021
01:19:15,060 --> 01:19:17,190
张扬我的城市

2022
01:19:17,190 --> 01:19:21,070
看着长龙站在这战场

2023
01:19:21,070 --> 01:19:25,309
千百热血战士一路向前飞驰

2024
01:19:25,309 --> 01:19:27,620
捍卫世界的勇士

2025
01:19:27,620 --> 01:19:29,480
fighting在一起

2026
01:19:30,740 --> 01:19:32,360
我忘了跟谁学的了

2027
01:19:32,360 --> 01:19:33,410
马克兔吧

2028
01:19:33,410 --> 01:19:35,780
我我应该是跟马克兔学的

2029
01:19:35,780 --> 01:19:37,860
不确定不知道跟谁学的

2030
01:19:37,860 --> 01:19:40,440
反正就是有有人这么叫他

2031
01:19:40,440 --> 01:19:41,340
有人这么叫他

2032
01:19:41,340 --> 01:19:44,640
在我们直播间里面姓沈的又只有这么一个嗯

2033
01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:46,300
好像凌霄000

2034
01:19:46,300 --> 01:19:48,360
这不是000消连了啊

2035
01:19:48,559 --> 01:19:51,109
你的连连凌霄凌被占了是吧

2036
01:19:51,109 --> 01:19:52,460
新年快乐

2037
01:19:54,720 --> 01:19:57,000
厚德尼阿里嘎多

2038
01:19:57,160 --> 01:19:58,240
新年快乐

2039
01:19:58,240 --> 01:19:59,740
捏我那手机怎么样

2040
01:19:59,740 --> 01:20:00,520
在面部呢

2041
01:20:00,520 --> 01:20:01,360
不知道他怎么样

2042
01:20:01,360 --> 01:20:03,820
目前还看不出来他有什么毛病啊

2043
01:20:03,820 --> 01:20:06,310
呃还不知道他有什么毛病啊

2044
01:20:06,310 --> 01:20:08,230
可能可能有毛病吧

2045
01:20:08,230 --> 01:20:13,930
但是我还没有发现什么000香菱让人给炸了

2046
01:20:13,930 --> 01:20:15,560
零香000是吧

2047
01:20:16,780 --> 01:20:18,390
手机这个东西

2048
01:20:18,390 --> 01:20:22,740
绝对是我要下地狱也要带走的东西

2049
01:20:22,740 --> 01:20:26,759
哪怕我哪一天就是噶掉了

2050
01:20:26,759 --> 01:20:31,500
我也肯定用全身最后的力气把手机扔出去

2051
01:20:31,500 --> 01:20:32,940
让你让别人找不到

2052
01:20:32,940 --> 01:20:34,800
或者是把它粉碎掉

2053
01:20:34,800 --> 01:20:36,240
把它格式化之类的

2054
01:20:36,240 --> 01:20:37,080
你懂吧

2055
01:20:37,660 --> 01:20:41,380
我绝对不能让我手机里面的东西公之于众啊

2056
01:20:41,380 --> 01:20:42,920
这可是不行的

2057
01:20:42,920 --> 01:20:46,060
这是比我生命更重要的东西

2058
01:20:46,300 --> 01:20:47,860
因为有句话说得好

2059
01:20:47,860 --> 01:20:49,180
士可杀不可辱

2060
01:20:49,180 --> 01:20:51,400
假如说你获得了我的手机

2061
01:20:51,400 --> 01:20:55,200
我感觉就是离我这条生命终结也没什么差别了

2062
01:20:56,099 --> 01:20:57,319
就这种感觉

2063
01:20:57,319 --> 01:20:59,119
你们手机里没有什么秘密吗

2064
01:20:59,119 --> 01:21:01,399
就是死都不想让人知道的那种

2065
01:21:01,399 --> 01:21:02,860
好崩溃啊

2066
01:21:02,880 --> 01:21:05,100
电脑里的可以公之于众吗

2067
01:21:05,100 --> 01:21:05,940
电脑里可以啊

2068
01:21:05,940 --> 01:21:07,230
我电脑里什么都没有

2069
01:21:08,940 --> 01:21:10,940
我手机里都是些不能看的

2070
01:21:10,940 --> 01:21:13,010
电脑里都是些能看的嗯

2071
01:21:13,010 --> 01:21:19,279
这个这个这个手机这个东西没什么太大的呃

2072
01:21:19,279 --> 01:21:21,739
没什么公之于众的可能性啊

2073
01:21:21,739 --> 01:21:23,599
但电脑的话我其实不怕

2074
01:21:23,599 --> 01:21:26,450
因为我从来不拿电脑做不正经的事情

2075
01:21:26,450 --> 01:21:30,290
我的电脑里你们只会发现我辛苦写作业的记录

2076
01:21:30,290 --> 01:21:32,450
还有心情上直播的记录

2077
01:21:32,450 --> 01:21:34,260
还有一些我的图片啊

2078
01:21:34,260 --> 01:21:36,000
然后我的教科书啊

2079
01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:37,500
我的什么笔记啊

2080
01:21:37,500 --> 01:21:39,300
我的ppt这些东西

2081
01:21:39,300 --> 01:21:41,580
那我的手机里那就不一定了呀

2082
01:21:41,580 --> 01:21:43,190
我的手机里有什么

2083
01:21:43,190 --> 01:21:47,410
呃呵呵呃对啊

2084
01:21:47,410 --> 01:21:48,430
被车撞了

2085
01:21:48,430 --> 01:21:50,710
第一件是起来给手机格式化

2086
01:21:50,710 --> 01:21:52,060
我就这样的人啊

2087
01:21:52,060 --> 01:21:56,320
嗯春节的活动一个比一个卷啊

2088
01:21:56,320 --> 01:21:57,740
那我我是生日

2089
01:21:57,740 --> 01:21:58,700
我不是春节

2090
01:21:58,700 --> 01:22:00,480
我是生日嗯

2091
01:22:02,980 --> 01:22:06,300
手机里的话其实有很多奇怪的东西啊

2092
01:22:06,300 --> 01:22:06,960
都是什么

2093
01:22:06,960 --> 01:22:09,339
都是都是黄是吧

2094
01:22:09,339 --> 01:22:12,429
不行华为不能存在手机里面

2095
01:22:12,429 --> 01:22:16,050
不是这个东西你们都不看的吗

2096
01:22:16,050 --> 01:22:18,180
啊你们你们不看在线的吗

2097
01:22:18,180 --> 01:22:20,100
为什么非要离线下载啊

2098
01:22:20,100 --> 01:22:22,210
这下在我手机里面嗯

2099
01:22:22,210 --> 01:22:27,160
就是感觉就是有点有点对手机不好吧

2100
01:22:27,160 --> 01:22:29,290
手机天天沉迷这些东西

2101
01:22:29,290 --> 01:22:31,600
他他就赚的就不快了

2102
01:22:31,600 --> 01:22:32,080
你知道吧

2103
01:22:32,080 --> 01:22:34,240
应该把手机送去看看戒色吧

2104
01:22:34,240 --> 01:22:35,860
让他那再借一下

2105
01:22:35,860 --> 01:22:38,639
就是嗯对对对

2106
01:22:38,639 --> 01:22:42,149
只要我对图签抱枕没感觉就不会被骗

2107
01:22:42,149 --> 01:22:44,440
怎么还有图签抱枕在抱枕上面签名吗

2108
01:22:44,440 --> 01:22:46,370
诶我也有啊

2109
01:22:46,370 --> 01:22:48,110
我也有新的抱枕了

2110
01:22:49,550 --> 01:22:51,960
任何风暴中将相之以法

2111
01:22:51,960 --> 01:22:53,220
是不是这么说

2112
01:22:53,220 --> 01:22:56,490
任何肥猫终将绳之以法

2113
01:22:56,490 --> 01:22:57,870
呃

2114
01:22:57,870 --> 01:22:59,680
跟衣服不亲

2115
01:22:59,680 --> 01:23:01,360
你手机里有39000张

2116
01:23:01,360 --> 01:23:03,250
卧槽手机内存太大了吧

2117
01:23:03,250 --> 01:23:04,960
我才16000张

2118
01:23:04,960 --> 01:23:09,860
诶啊不过值得值得一说的事情是人物与地点

2119
01:23:09,860 --> 01:23:11,800
这个这个相册里面

2120
01:23:11,800 --> 01:23:14,560
人物的相册里面只有两张照片

2121
01:23:14,560 --> 01:23:16,220
然后一张是什么

2122
01:23:16,220 --> 01:23:20,240
一张是我剪头发的时候找的发型参考

2123
01:23:20,240 --> 01:23:21,830
还有一张是什么

2124
01:23:21,830 --> 01:23:25,420
还有一张是那个这个吴京的那张照片啊

2125
01:23:25,420 --> 01:23:27,910
就是这里是什么china

2126
01:23:27,910 --> 01:23:29,080
不说中文的

2127
01:23:31,720 --> 01:23:34,380
对还有什么还有什么

2128
01:23:34,380 --> 01:23:35,010
这个不冲

2129
01:23:35,010 --> 01:23:36,780
不是中国人

2130
01:23:36,780 --> 01:23:39,740
就是这种这种这种表情包

2131
01:23:41,280 --> 01:23:42,840
过年好嗯

2132
01:23:43,860 --> 01:23:44,940
贯穿你的人生

2133
01:23:44,940 --> 01:23:47,210
你这手机也太太多照片了吧

2134
01:23:47,210 --> 01:23:49,520
对我手机里就两张照片啊

2135
01:23:49,520 --> 01:23:50,450
就两张照片

2136
01:23:50,450 --> 01:23:51,890
一张是剪头发找的

2137
01:23:51,890 --> 01:23:54,700
一张是那个什么

2138
01:23:54,700 --> 01:23:56,140
应该是吴京

2139
01:23:56,140 --> 01:23:57,880
你完全不拍人是吧

2140
01:23:57,880 --> 01:23:59,920
我这个手机是我已经

2141
01:23:59,920 --> 01:24:04,860
我已经决定回来当v之后才换的

2142
01:24:04,860 --> 01:24:06,240
不自拍是吧

2143
01:24:06,240 --> 01:24:07,080
不自拍啊

2144
01:24:07,080 --> 01:24:09,570
不自拍肯定不自拍的哦

2145
01:24:09,570 --> 01:24:13,440
最多拿着那个手机对着自己晃两下

2146
01:24:13,440 --> 01:24:14,400
心满意足啊

2147
01:24:14,400 --> 01:24:15,760
漂亮漂亮不错不错

2148
01:24:15,760 --> 01:24:16,600
好看好看

2149
01:24:16,600 --> 01:24:17,560
开心开心

2150
01:24:17,560 --> 01:24:20,020
然后然后就那什么大飞柱

2151
01:24:20,020 --> 01:24:20,920
卧槽

2152
01:24:20,920 --> 01:24:23,900
只要拍了就一定存在什么

2153
01:24:23,900 --> 01:24:24,800
就忍不住发

2154
01:24:24,800 --> 01:24:28,160
只要发了以主播的四面透风

2155
01:24:28,160 --> 01:24:31,650
四面楚歌的这个这个这个水平啊

2156
01:24:31,650 --> 01:24:34,290
就一定一定有可能会被扒出来

2157
01:24:34,290 --> 01:24:35,500
那干脆就别拍

2158
01:24:35,500 --> 01:24:40,300
知道的大大米注什么什么什么大米粥

2159
01:24:40,300 --> 01:24:41,380
快到12点了

2160
01:24:41,380 --> 01:24:42,460
准备抢红包了

2161
01:24:42,460 --> 01:24:44,210
我早12点就发吧

2162
01:24:44,210 --> 01:24:45,950
也不跟朋友合照嘛

2163
01:24:45,950 --> 01:24:46,730
那倒是有啊

2164
01:24:46,730 --> 01:24:48,710
有但是被我存到盘里面去了

2165
01:24:48,710 --> 01:24:51,350
就从手机那个本地里面删掉了

2166
01:24:51,350 --> 01:24:54,590
因为这个我一我一般拿那个qq对接嘛

2167
01:24:54,590 --> 01:24:56,690
那qq对接有时候发参考图的时候

2168
01:24:56,690 --> 01:24:59,870
前后左右要是有自己的照片会很危险啊

2169
01:24:59,870 --> 01:25:02,880
就有一次不小心就把那个朋友的照片

2170
01:25:02,880 --> 01:25:05,040
然后跟着那个图片的参考图

2171
01:25:05,040 --> 01:25:05,880
还有聊天记录

2172
01:25:05,880 --> 01:25:08,730
一起点出去发给画画的老师了

2173
01:25:08,730 --> 01:25:09,930
幸好他不在呀

2174
01:25:09,930 --> 01:25:11,500
哎

2175
01:25:11,775 --> 01:25:13,960
029抢锤子红包

2176
01:25:13,960 --> 01:25:14,260
燕子

2177
01:25:14,260 --> 01:25:15,640
明天兄弟们有红包吗

2178
01:25:15,640 --> 01:25:17,500
诶明天我有红包吗

2179
01:25:17,500 --> 01:25:19,540
压岁钱是不是呃

2180
01:25:19,540 --> 01:25:25,030
我的我的查询流水任我还差200

2181
01:25:25,030 --> 01:25:28,860
差200进不来

2182
01:25:28,860 --> 01:25:30,660
卧槽两分就赢

2183
01:25:30,660 --> 01:25:31,500
开心开心

2184
01:25:31,500 --> 01:25:32,160
谢谢主播

2185
01:25:32,160 --> 01:25:33,990
不会念的小花嗯

2186
01:25:33,990 --> 01:25:41,010
阻碍情歌被打的磕头给红包啊

2187
01:25:41,010 --> 01:25:42,940
我可以滑跪可以吗

2188
01:25:42,940 --> 01:25:44,350
磕头磕不了

2189
01:25:44,350 --> 01:25:45,560
可以滑跪

2190
01:25:46,779 --> 01:25:49,979
大家会不会分我一点压岁钱呀

2191
01:25:50,999 --> 01:25:53,320
就是不用太多

2192
01:25:53,320 --> 01:25:56,460
就就一小半就行了

2193
01:25:57,280 --> 01:26:00,390
燕子200不是敷衍最不熟的人吗

2194
01:26:00,390 --> 01:26:01,080
不是不是

2195
01:26:01,080 --> 01:26:03,330
我说我那个流水任务差200

2196
01:26:04,450 --> 01:26:06,790
我今天的那个流水任务

2197
01:26:06,790 --> 01:26:09,310
叔叔给我发500块的那个流水任务

2198
01:26:09,310 --> 01:26:11,680
差200的流水对

2199
01:26:11,680 --> 01:26:13,360
是说的是这个

2200
01:26:13,360 --> 01:26:16,730
不是那个那个明天给大家发200的红包啊

2201
01:26:16,730 --> 01:26:19,070
明天明天我在舰长群里面发吧

2202
01:26:19,070 --> 01:26:19,970
在家长群里发

2203
01:26:19,970 --> 01:26:20,810
大家看看吧

2204
01:26:20,810 --> 01:26:23,720
嗯你觉得我没有压岁钱吗

2205
01:26:23,720 --> 01:26:26,320
那你们不会给人发压岁钱吗

2206
01:26:26,320 --> 01:26:28,360
压岁钱来之不易

2207
01:26:28,360 --> 01:26:30,940
请一定要交给紫色猫猫保管

2208
01:26:30,940 --> 01:26:37,500
嗯嗯啊请一定要嫁给紫色猫猫保管

2209
01:26:37,500 --> 01:26:40,150
奥利给没有

2210
01:26:42,550 --> 01:26:45,040
啊送主播减2000啊

2211
01:26:45,040 --> 01:26:46,900
那也太太多了吧

2212
01:26:46,900 --> 01:26:49,000
哈哈哈哈哈啊

2213
01:26:49,000 --> 01:26:50,020
太多了吧

2214
01:26:51,400 --> 01:26:53,440
红包钱都是要还回去的

2215
01:26:53,440 --> 01:26:54,440
那我知道了

2216
01:26:54,440 --> 01:26:59,280
我知道我知道的干嘛

2217
01:26:59,280 --> 01:27:01,100
真是的

2218
01:27:02,860 --> 01:27:04,860
怎么怎么这样啊

2219
01:27:06,360 --> 01:27:11,300
我们看看那个极兔过大年是什么积分啊

2220
01:27:11,300 --> 01:27:13,430
这好像活动最后一天了

2221
01:27:14,910 --> 01:27:17,300
前三有有园子签

2222
01:27:17,300 --> 01:27:19,370
季军有500拿的啊

2223
01:27:19,370 --> 01:27:20,750
持枪也有300啊

2224
01:27:20,750 --> 01:27:21,350
那算了

2225
01:27:21,350 --> 01:27:23,080
那我们拿300好了

2226
01:27:23,080 --> 01:27:26,250
拿500好像有点有点有点难了

2227
01:27:26,250 --> 01:27:30,160
跟那个第三差了一点点

2228
01:27:30,160 --> 01:27:33,380
1万给我过来一起游戏

2229
01:27:37,320 --> 01:27:39,080
前十有三波呢

2230
01:27:39,080 --> 01:27:41,000
第三有有五伯呢

2231
01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:42,380
差了二伯呢

2232
01:27:42,380 --> 01:27:46,680
我看看哪个群有前列

2233
01:27:46,680 --> 01:27:48,180
米娅这群不行了

2234
01:27:48,180 --> 01:27:48,900
又打活动

2235
01:27:48,900 --> 01:27:49,980
不是这没打

2236
01:27:49,980 --> 01:27:52,920
就是单纯的单纯的看了一下

2237
01:27:52,920 --> 01:27:56,180
也不差太多了没打

2238
01:27:56,180 --> 01:27:59,090
其实嗯直接给主播转二班

2239
01:27:59,090 --> 01:27:59,690
那不行

2240
01:27:59,690 --> 01:28:02,420
毛你的米是没有意义的

2241
01:28:02,420 --> 01:28:05,070
毛你的米对吧

2242
01:28:05,070 --> 01:28:08,320
就是爽从你的身上转移到了我的身上

2243
01:28:08,320 --> 01:28:10,600
但是假如说我们连在一起

2244
01:28:10,600 --> 01:28:11,710
毛那个谁啊

2245
01:28:11,710 --> 01:28:14,780
毛那个叔叔的米对吧

2246
01:28:14,780 --> 01:28:16,100
200的盒子

2247
01:28:16,100 --> 01:28:17,780
再加上200的分

2248
01:28:17,780 --> 01:28:19,040
然后就进了什么

2249
01:28:19,040 --> 01:28:20,120
进了前三

2250
01:28:20,120 --> 01:28:23,120
进了前三之后又能再毛500的奖励金

2251
01:28:23,120 --> 01:28:25,520
这四舍五入就是你给我打200

2252
01:28:25,520 --> 01:28:27,230
但是我却收到了1000

2253
01:28:27,230 --> 01:28:28,380
这是什么

2254
01:28:28,380 --> 01:28:31,860
这是唉太美丽了懂吧

2255
01:28:31,860 --> 01:28:33,180
总之就是太美丽了

2256
01:28:33,180 --> 01:28:33,960
给我打200

2257
01:28:33,960 --> 01:28:35,250
主播能收到1000

2258
01:28:35,250 --> 01:28:39,780
怎么会有投资回报率这么高的这个这种事情啊

2259
01:28:39,780 --> 01:28:41,249
哎呦诶呦

2260
01:28:42,329 --> 01:28:43,109
毛到了吗

2261
01:28:43,109 --> 01:28:44,069
应该没有吧

2262
01:28:44,069 --> 01:28:44,669
还没吧

2263
01:28:44,669 --> 01:28:46,209
应该好饿啊

2264
01:28:46,209 --> 01:28:48,609
早知道什么烟天地

2265
01:28:48,609 --> 01:28:51,309
随手一指荣耀赛道的头发

2266
01:28:52,629 --> 01:28:53,769
苟延残喘

2267
01:28:53,769 --> 01:28:54,819
苟延残喘

2268
01:28:54,819 --> 01:28:57,570
苟延残喘好饿

2269
01:28:57,570 --> 01:28:59,670
早知道不看猫了

2270
01:28:59,670 --> 01:29:01,830
你们都在祝我生日快乐

2271
01:29:01,830 --> 01:29:05,210
你们中午今天早上起来起来煮了个泡面吃

2272
01:29:05,210 --> 01:29:07,460
然后我室友凑过来

2273
01:29:07,460 --> 01:29:08,720
我也想吃

2274
01:29:08,720 --> 01:29:09,770
我说你吃你吃

2275
01:29:09,770 --> 01:29:12,080
然后我们又是坐在相对无言

2276
01:29:12,080 --> 01:29:13,580
非常幸福的吃了泡面

2277
01:29:13,580 --> 01:29:15,400
我也不知道这东西为什么会变成

2278
01:29:15,400 --> 01:29:17,410
改善伙食的一个东西啊

2279
01:29:17,410 --> 01:29:21,930
哦投资200秒送1000

2280
01:29:21,930 --> 01:29:23,130
心动不如行动

2281
01:29:23,130 --> 01:29:25,140
我这也太这也太赚了

2282
01:29:25,140 --> 01:29:26,460
大家太赚了

2283
01:29:26,460 --> 01:29:27,180
受不了了

2284
01:29:29,280 --> 01:29:30,840
你在说什么

2285
01:29:30,840 --> 01:29:31,920
没说什么

2286
01:29:31,920 --> 01:29:33,060
我也想神奇

2287
01:29:33,060 --> 01:29:35,160
我问的我那个买错了

2288
01:29:35,160 --> 01:29:38,600
本来是打算买那个什么辛拉面的

2289
01:29:38,600 --> 01:29:41,660
结果他给我买了一个什么味增香菇味

2290
01:29:41,660 --> 01:29:42,680
我操好难吃

2291
01:29:43,630 --> 01:29:44,650
你也想被吃

2292
01:29:44,650 --> 01:29:45,370
你吃什么味的

2293
01:29:45,370 --> 01:29:46,210
你是什么味的

2294
01:29:46,210 --> 01:29:46,810
番茄的

2295
01:29:46,810 --> 01:29:47,530
可以别的

2296
01:29:47,530 --> 01:29:49,000
不想别的面瘫

2297
01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:51,590
谢谢紫英的泡泡机

2298
01:29:51,590 --> 01:29:52,310
气泡泡机

2299
01:29:52,310 --> 01:29:52,790
泡泡机

2300
01:29:52,790 --> 01:29:54,640
泡泡机啵

2301
01:30:01,160 --> 01:30:02,660
笑得那么大

2302
01:30:04,040 --> 01:30:10,160
dreaming卡洛斯雷玛一堆demo

2303
01:30:10,160 --> 01:30:11,360
ka she was so

2304
01:30:11,360 --> 01:30:13,260
开的是my way

2305
01:30:13,260 --> 01:30:20,550
她在美被喜买到门牌好一个退了又美了

2306
01:30:20,550 --> 01:30:23,540
玛吉卡特吃个饭

2307
01:30:23,540 --> 01:30:24,320
上课去了

2308
01:30:24,320 --> 01:30:25,850
拜拜你今天还有课呀

2309
01:30:25,850 --> 01:30:33,880
嗯主播主播主播没有主播没有开心拜拜哎

2310
01:30:33,880 --> 01:30:35,140
明天都放假了

2311
01:30:35,140 --> 01:30:38,050
正好今年的那个年赶上了周末

2312
01:30:38,050 --> 01:30:39,040
还挺好的

2313
01:30:39,040 --> 01:30:40,240
不用上课

2314
01:30:41,660 --> 01:30:43,600
为什么偷星猛的泡泡机

2315
01:30:43,600 --> 01:30:45,160
这不是很正常的事吗

2316
01:30:45,160 --> 01:30:46,270
这叫什么

2317
01:30:46,270 --> 01:30:47,680
这叫这叫好活

2318
01:30:47,680 --> 01:30:51,630
大家一起分享都不知道偷怎么能说是偷呢

2319
01:30:51,630 --> 01:30:53,160
谢谢天机的新春

2320
01:30:53,160 --> 01:30:55,000
盲盒的兔耳抱抱你红豆

2321
01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:56,020
你阿里嘎多

2322
01:30:57,100 --> 01:30:57,940
感谢支持

2323
01:30:57,940 --> 01:30:58,600
给我一拳

2324
01:30:58,600 --> 01:30:59,620
干嘛打我啊

2325
01:30:59,620 --> 01:31:02,630
喂哈哈哈哈哎呦

2326
01:31:02,630 --> 01:31:06,100
这个快乐确实是建立在别人的痛苦之上啊

2327
01:31:06,100 --> 01:31:09,980
只能说快乐确实是建立在别人的痛苦之上了哦

2328
01:31:17,020 --> 01:31:18,700
干嘛呀

2329
01:31:18,700 --> 01:31:20,320
猫猫舔舔行吧

2330
01:31:20,320 --> 01:31:22,280
玩这大过年的

2331
01:31:22,280 --> 01:31:23,060
舔就舔吧

2332
01:31:23,060 --> 01:31:24,410
反正我都要去洗澡了

2333
01:31:24,410 --> 01:31:26,480
嗯怎么就关进去了

2334
01:31:26,480 --> 01:31:28,280
他他在打情骂俏

2335
01:31:28,280 --> 01:31:30,080
你看跟石川打情骂俏

2336
01:31:30,080 --> 01:31:30,740
你别管他

2337
01:31:30,740 --> 01:31:34,740
这就是什么一个愿打一个愿挨嗯

2338
01:31:36,620 --> 01:31:39,130
这就是一种情趣

2339
01:31:39,130 --> 01:31:40,960
一种情趣

2340
01:31:40,960 --> 01:31:42,160
不

2341
01:31:44,500 --> 01:31:45,190
对啊

2342
01:31:45,190 --> 01:31:46,780
在动物界是吧

2343
01:31:46,780 --> 01:31:50,700
舔毛的这个应该是老大吧

2344
01:31:50,700 --> 01:31:52,440
只有老大才能舔别的猫

2345
01:31:52,440 --> 01:31:52,800
那不行

2346
01:31:52,800 --> 01:31:53,640
那你不能舔我

2347
01:31:53,640 --> 01:31:54,180
那不可以

2348
01:31:54,180 --> 01:31:55,000
我是老大

2349
01:31:55,000 --> 01:31:58,020
不可以打咩

2350
01:32:01,900 --> 01:32:03,480
我去买点什么呀

2351
01:32:03,480 --> 01:32:04,320
我好激动

2352
01:32:04,320 --> 01:32:06,220
好久没有跑那么远了

2353
01:32:06,220 --> 01:32:08,200
好久没有跑那么远了

2354
01:32:08,200 --> 01:32:10,120
小脚脚哎呦

2355
01:32:10,120 --> 01:32:14,000
那主播现在已经很开心的

2356
01:32:14,000 --> 01:32:16,640
像个小孩子坐坐高椅子一样

2357
01:32:16,640 --> 01:32:17,900
两个脚在地上扑腾

2358
01:32:18,799 --> 01:32:19,999
好啊

2359
01:32:19,999 --> 01:32:21,379
怎么有这样的人啊

2360
01:32:21,379 --> 01:32:22,699
我受不了了

2361
01:32:22,699 --> 01:32:24,859
还nice这样

2362
01:32:24,859 --> 01:32:26,920
我只能抱着让我屈服了

2363
01:32:26,920 --> 01:32:29,020
老子手里面有禁言的

2364
01:32:29,020 --> 01:32:30,280
我可以给你发禁言的

2365
01:32:30,280 --> 01:32:33,180
你能用哪门子锤子暴力爬

2366
01:32:33,940 --> 01:32:37,090
那你也不给你手底下的阴乐人是吧

2367
01:32:37,090 --> 01:32:39,010
什么要饿晕了

2368
01:32:39,010 --> 01:32:40,360
别别啊

2369
01:32:40,360 --> 01:32:41,820
这不行怎么啦

2370
01:32:41,820 --> 01:32:43,080
你要睡觉了吗

2371
01:32:43,080 --> 01:32:45,450
今天吃点吃点夜宵吧

2372
01:32:45,450 --> 01:32:46,080
临近过年

2373
01:32:46,080 --> 01:32:48,550
家里应该蛮多蛮多零食的吧

2374
01:32:48,550 --> 01:32:53,199
嗯米包里直接跳出来了

2375
01:32:53,199 --> 01:32:54,459
怎么有这样的人啊

2376
01:32:54,459 --> 01:32:58,640
偷吃我大米的人必将绳之以法呀

2377
01:32:59,179 --> 01:33:00,619
睡觉去了

2378
01:33:00,619 --> 01:33:02,359
不吃点东西再睡嘛

2379
01:33:02,359 --> 01:33:03,860
真不吃点再睡

2380
01:33:05,500 --> 01:33:06,960
小欣慰啊

2381
01:33:11,420 --> 01:33:14,740
在心中与我对望

2382
01:33:15,340 --> 01:33:16,950
主播剩十分钟

2383
01:33:16,950 --> 01:33:19,080
十分钟骗100元子

2384
01:33:19,080 --> 01:33:21,980
看能不能应该差不多吧

2385
01:33:22,759 --> 01:33:24,399
应该应该差不多吧

2386
01:33:24,399 --> 01:33:25,719
十分钟骗100元子

2387
01:33:25,719 --> 01:33:26,679
应该差不多吧

2388
01:33:26,679 --> 01:33:29,200
大家哈哈

2389
01:33:29,200 --> 01:33:30,340
有点难受

2390
01:33:30,340 --> 01:33:32,350
黑天一会顺便送走猫猫

2391
01:33:32,350 --> 01:33:40,540
你要把我把我哪送啊啊今天今天没有加班哦

2392
01:33:40,860 --> 01:33:42,860
我觉得我的胃不需要关注

2393
01:33:42,860 --> 01:33:44,000
白天吃好多

2394
01:33:44,000 --> 01:33:44,960
你白天吃那么多

2395
01:33:44,960 --> 01:33:46,460
为啥晚上还会饿呀

2396
01:33:46,460 --> 01:33:49,740
你看这是德尔的狼的小花

2397
01:33:49,740 --> 01:33:51,960
我家猫猫要睡觉了

2398
01:33:51,960 --> 01:33:53,100
我要不要殴打它

2399
01:33:53,100 --> 01:33:55,140
不可以不可以让它睡吧

2400
01:33:55,140 --> 01:33:56,740
大过年你都要睡觉了

2401
01:33:56,740 --> 01:33:58,270
你还不让他睡觉

2402
01:33:58,270 --> 01:33:59,290
铸币吧

2403
01:33:59,290 --> 01:34:01,900
卧槽欧拉猫的都是坏

2404
01:34:01,900 --> 01:34:07,720
不是因为我还试图找个人间的万叶一刻

2405
01:34:07,720 --> 01:34:08,780
我放手

2406
01:34:08,780 --> 01:34:11,840
你是哪天的哪个点几点吃的饭啊

2407
01:34:11,840 --> 01:34:15,439
你是谢谢鸡西的星愿水晶球获得你

2408
01:34:15,439 --> 01:34:18,720
阿里嘎多本周开播满五天

2409
01:34:18,720 --> 01:34:20,640
恭喜获得450万元奖励金

2410
01:34:20,640 --> 01:34:23,720
谢谢大家哇

2411
01:34:23,720 --> 01:34:26,630
哦你算算够没够

2412
01:34:26,630 --> 01:34:27,800
什么够没够啊

2413
01:34:27,800 --> 01:34:28,940
好像差不多了

2414
01:34:28,940 --> 01:34:29,900
应该是够了的

2415
01:34:29,900 --> 01:34:31,660
有提示了你

2416
01:34:31,750 --> 01:34:33,880
你粉丝团648人

2417
01:34:33,880 --> 01:34:35,260
能不能逼你648

2418
01:34:35,260 --> 01:34:36,040
那等我是吗

2419
01:34:36,040 --> 01:34:38,260
我6000粉丝团6000元的时候

2420
01:34:38,260 --> 01:34:40,790
到时候欠着一次性v给你好吧

2421
01:34:42,110 --> 01:34:46,620
在心中与我疯狂开心

2422
01:34:46,620 --> 01:34:48,300
谢谢嗯

2423
01:34:48,300 --> 01:34:52,670
谢谢草莓牛奶比例的粉丝团灯牌

2424
01:34:52,670 --> 01:34:53,840
谢谢谢谢

2425
01:34:53,840 --> 01:34:57,100
还挺符合你名字的地面b站是吧

2426
01:34:59,000 --> 01:35:02,700
在心中与我对望

2427
01:35:02,760 --> 01:35:05,900
我们这个赛季是真没怎么打大乱斗啊

2428
01:35:05,900 --> 01:35:07,320
都已经20多号了

2429
01:35:07,320 --> 01:35:08,700
还是白银呢

2430
01:35:09,840 --> 01:35:10,380
算了算

2431
01:35:10,380 --> 01:35:11,940
别差一点点就好玩了

2432
01:35:11,940 --> 01:35:19,070
我算一下应该是3万 33500应该是吧

2433
01:35:19,070 --> 01:35:20,450
我看一下

2434
01:35:20,450 --> 01:35:22,360
现在我显示的是3.3

2435
01:35:22,360 --> 01:35:24,340
你这边没事没事

2436
01:35:24,340 --> 01:35:26,560
再再凑个凑个50 100的钱

2437
01:35:26,560 --> 01:35:27,940
是个3.4就可以了

2438
01:35:27,940 --> 01:35:31,280
反正进军500 十强300

2439
01:35:31,280 --> 01:35:34,020
怎么我我离那个上面还差多少

2440
01:35:34,020 --> 01:35:37,260
差一个十连的那个新春盲盒的分是吧

2441
01:35:38,840 --> 01:35:40,760
还蹭个前三是吧

2442
01:35:40,760 --> 01:35:44,300
我只差一个十连的生存盲盒分冲前三吧

2443
01:35:44,300 --> 01:35:46,820
好像那个任务你要每天领吗

2444
01:35:46,820 --> 01:35:48,680
他是有每天写达标的

2445
01:35:48,680 --> 01:35:55,540
对这下不得不明天后天全勤来菠萝

2446
01:35:55,800 --> 01:35:58,020
没有人套未婚妻牌子

2447
01:35:58,020 --> 01:35:59,100
看燕子直播呀

2448
01:35:59,100 --> 01:36:00,530
那不是你吗

2449
01:36:01,830 --> 01:36:04,430
每日流水的那个可以每天聊

2450
01:36:04,430 --> 01:36:05,920
可以屯着一起聊

2451
01:36:05,920 --> 01:36:09,600
其实那爱情等白银打黄金

2452
01:36:09,600 --> 01:36:15,000
哈哈我白银打钻石的时候多了去了

2453
01:36:15,000 --> 01:36:18,240
我心中与我对望

2454
01:36:18,240 --> 01:36:21,000
谢谢大家

2455
01:36:23,440 --> 01:36:27,750
哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒

2456
01:36:27,750 --> 01:36:31,180
在风中日落太好

2457
01:36:31,280 --> 01:36:34,080
谢谢本场大的我方获胜

2458
01:36:34,080 --> 01:36:36,720
感谢新西兰胜利做出的贡献

2459
01:36:36,720 --> 01:36:40,600
你看到你海底带走

2460
01:36:40,900 --> 01:36:43,870
那正好我们是不是等下就要下播了呀

2461
01:36:43,870 --> 01:36:45,100
播到那个12点

2462
01:36:45,100 --> 01:36:47,140
我们正好就下来了好吗

2463
01:36:48,460 --> 01:36:49,460
好不好

2464
01:36:50,500 --> 01:36:52,380
忙到了别忘记点就行了

2465
01:36:52,380 --> 01:36:53,300
好好好

2466
01:36:55,180 --> 01:36:57,120
主播肯定会记得的

2467
01:36:57,120 --> 01:36:58,300
放心放心

2468
01:36:59,560 --> 01:37:00,900
难得从叔叔搞点

2469
01:37:00,900 --> 01:37:01,890
那可不咋的

2470
01:37:01,890 --> 01:37:04,020
从来没见过他这么大方过

2471
01:37:04,020 --> 01:37:07,140
哎呦小天你来了

2472
01:37:09,780 --> 01:37:10,720
天龙队

2473
01:37:10,920 --> 01:37:13,080
谢谢小天的打call啊

2474
01:37:13,080 --> 01:37:14,760
我还没唱快乐星猫呢

2475
01:37:14,760 --> 01:37:20,740
等一下啊啊啊啊啊

2476
01:37:20,740 --> 01:37:23,560
差点忘记这事了

2477
01:37:23,560 --> 01:37:27,540
还没叫快乐星猫呢

2478
01:37:28,420 --> 01:37:30,960
我是一只猫

2479
01:37:32,340 --> 01:37:34,480
快乐的星猫

2480
01:37:34,480 --> 01:37:40,120
周围马奇葩音乐的符号

2481
01:37:40,120 --> 01:37:43,980
我是一只猫

2482
01:37:44,200 --> 01:37:46,320
带给你热闹

2483
01:37:46,320 --> 01:37:48,900
一起来舞蹈

2484
01:37:50,340 --> 01:37:52,680
你快乐就好

2485
01:37:52,680 --> 01:37:57,420
我的提摇摇

2486
01:37:57,420 --> 01:37:59,460
嘴巴翘翘

2487
01:38:00,840 --> 01:38:03,600
我是快乐星猫

2488
01:38:03,600 --> 01:38:06,000
不睡懒觉

2489
01:38:06,000 --> 01:38:09,090
身边阳光围绕

2490
01:38:09,090 --> 01:38:11,640
闻到快乐的味道

2491
01:38:12,780 --> 01:38:16,730
一起大声叫喵喵喵

2492
01:38:16,730 --> 01:38:18,440
嘿嘿嘿

2493
01:38:18,440 --> 01:38:23,420
我的耳朵听到你的心跳

2494
01:38:24,860 --> 01:38:27,470
请你给我拥抱

2495
01:38:27,470 --> 01:38:30,810
心是城堡舞台

2496
01:38:30,810 --> 01:38:33,060
星光闪耀

2497
01:38:33,060 --> 01:38:36,420
我们唱唱又跳跳

2498
01:38:36,640 --> 01:38:41,620
一起大声叫喵喵喵

2499
01:38:41,900 --> 01:38:44,500
我是一只猫

2500
01:38:45,880 --> 01:38:47,980
快乐的星猫

2501
01:38:47,980 --> 01:38:53,740
周围冒气泡音乐的符号

2502
01:38:53,740 --> 01:38:56,740
我是一只猫

2503
01:38:57,620 --> 01:38:59,800
带给你热闹

2504
01:38:59,800 --> 01:39:02,940
一起来舞蹈

2505
01:39:03,640 --> 01:39:05,760
你快乐就好

2506
01:39:06,840 --> 01:39:12,240
哇哦谢谢库洛娜酱的48个

2507
01:39:12,240 --> 01:39:13,740
这个好耶

2508
01:39:13,740 --> 01:39:15,840
就没有人送情书是吧

2509
01:39:15,840 --> 01:39:18,600
我就知道最后肯定剩个情书亮不了

2510
01:39:19,740 --> 01:39:20,310
哎

2511
01:39:20,310 --> 01:39:21,180
谢谢米娅

2512
01:39:21,180 --> 01:39:22,680
米娅只认米兰西

2513
01:39:22,680 --> 01:39:23,940
谢谢猪猪的c

2514
01:39:23,940 --> 01:39:25,560
果然你忘了给你说

2515
01:39:25,560 --> 01:39:30,200
妈咪喵不哈哈哈

2516
01:39:30,200 --> 01:39:32,720
快明明啊只认明你这点原则

2517
01:39:32,720 --> 01:39:34,520
我很难念这种东西啊

2518
01:39:34,520 --> 01:39:38,180
我是一只猫

2519
01:39:38,180 --> 01:39:40,280
感谢你呢

2520
01:39:40,280 --> 01:39:42,980
我自信自豪

2521
01:39:44,360 --> 01:39:46,469
还有点骄傲

2522
01:39:46,469 --> 01:39:48,989
我是一只猫

2523
01:39:50,309 --> 01:39:51,389
赛尔赛

2524
01:39:51,389 --> 01:39:56,140
你呢快乐没烦恼

2525
01:39:56,180 --> 01:40:00,940
永远不会让我是一只猫

2526
01:40:02,320 --> 01:40:04,540
快乐的星猫

2527
01:40:04,540 --> 01:40:08,180
周围冒气泡

2528
01:40:08,180 --> 01:40:10,190
音乐的符号

2529
01:40:10,190 --> 01:40:12,980
我是一只猫

2530
01:40:14,360 --> 01:40:16,460
带给你热闹

2531
01:40:16,460 --> 01:40:20,180
一起来舞蹈

2532
01:40:20,180 --> 01:40:23,420
你快乐就好啊

2533
01:40:23,420 --> 01:40:30,110
呜谢谢得加钱

2534
01:40:30,110 --> 01:40:33,140
你这点原子怎么念这种东西啊

2535
01:40:33,140 --> 01:40:37,630
呃呃你要听哪个呀

2536
01:40:37,630 --> 01:40:40,500
坠入黑暗是吧

2537
01:40:40,500 --> 01:40:42,660
这歌我已经很久没听过了

2538
01:40:42,660 --> 01:40:45,800
咱说实话我很久很久没听过了

2539
01:40:54,160 --> 01:40:56,470
好久没听了这首歌

2540
01:40:56,470 --> 01:40:58,660
哎呦很哎呦

2541
01:40:58,660 --> 01:41:01,280
是是是是是是不错啦

2542
01:41:01,280 --> 01:41:01,760
是不错

2543
01:41:01,760 --> 01:41:09,460
但是嗯想奇怪很很奇怪的往事啊

2544
01:41:09,460 --> 01:41:11,000
哦来喽

2545
01:41:11,000 --> 01:41:11,870
晚上好

2546
01:41:11,870 --> 01:41:18,640
这个这个这个主播这首歌有点故事在身上的

2547
01:41:19,280 --> 01:41:21,580
就还有这种事是挺好听的

2548
01:41:21,580 --> 01:41:22,900
1年多没看了

2549
01:41:22,900 --> 01:41:26,050
好像反正是我知道我知道好听

2550
01:41:26,050 --> 01:41:27,280
我知道哎呀

2551
01:41:27,280 --> 01:41:28,900
听完这个再戒烟吧

2552
01:41:28,900 --> 01:41:29,620
开价吧

2553
01:41:29,620 --> 01:41:30,340
超过30

2554
01:41:30,340 --> 01:41:34,880
当我们说怎么着也得整个算了算了

2555
01:41:34,880 --> 01:41:36,470
这么开不太好吧

2556
01:41:36,470 --> 01:41:37,760
这么开不太好吧

2557
01:41:37,760 --> 01:41:38,360
哎呀

2558
01:41:40,400 --> 01:41:42,000
自带自带

2559
01:41:42,000 --> 01:41:44,040
当我不想卖号的时候

2560
01:41:44,040 --> 01:41:46,260
我就跟来问价格的人说一句

2561
01:41:46,260 --> 01:41:48,240
自带

2562
01:41:50,400 --> 01:41:53,640
是是挺好听的嗯

2563
01:41:54,040 --> 01:41:58,800
一个日夜变成靠子女哭了

2564
01:41:58,800 --> 01:42:01,520
落叶松落入了青海

2565
01:42:09,640 --> 01:42:12,820
苏苏被喷洒一口吧

2566
01:42:12,820 --> 01:42:14,560
不会唱了

2567
01:42:14,560 --> 01:42:15,820
后面不会了

2568
01:42:15,820 --> 01:42:18,340
就像那个不接2000以下的花生

2569
01:42:18,340 --> 01:42:20,420
哈哈哈对

2570
01:42:20,420 --> 01:42:21,500
就是这个味儿啊

2571
01:42:21,500 --> 01:42:22,280
就是这个味

2572
01:42:22,280 --> 01:42:24,460
就是这个感觉嗯

2573
01:42:25,580 --> 01:42:27,040
自带价邀请

2574
01:42:27,040 --> 01:42:32,260
但其实不借2000就是很坏很坏的人啊

2575
01:42:32,260 --> 01:42:34,480
当你老去

2576
01:42:34,480 --> 01:42:36,340
你会努力

2577
01:42:36,340 --> 01:42:39,580
不会随意

2578
01:42:39,960 --> 01:42:41,960
等你墨迹

2579
01:42:41,960 --> 01:42:44,720
一天一待会你会

2580
01:42:44,720 --> 01:42:51,560
所以我to love fi to me

2581
01:42:51,560 --> 01:42:52,960
无法飞

2582
01:43:00,300 --> 01:43:01,980
hey hey

2583
01:43:01,980 --> 01:43:02,340
hey

2584
01:43:02,340 --> 01:43:05,160
天把所有录音都难啦

2585
01:43:05,160 --> 01:43:06,660
彼此彼为

2586
01:43:06,660 --> 01:43:09,360
忽然我对你满意

2587
01:43:13,280 --> 01:43:14,540
是不是这么唱的

2588
01:43:14,540 --> 01:43:16,310
忘了忘了太久没听了

2589
01:43:16,310 --> 01:43:17,600
太久没听了

2590
01:43:17,600 --> 01:43:18,860
真的好长时间了

2591
01:43:18,860 --> 01:43:20,980
这个起码1年多了

2592
01:43:20,980 --> 01:43:25,060
一点都没听这歌了啊

2593
01:43:25,100 --> 01:43:26,320
感觉这小明露露

2594
01:43:26,320 --> 01:43:27,820
谢谢姜远

2595
01:43:27,820 --> 01:43:30,220
姜姜冉的小花花

2596
01:43:30,220 --> 01:43:31,180
谢谢支持

2597
01:43:32,300 --> 01:43:33,340
我来晚了

2598
01:43:33,340 --> 01:43:35,020
生日快乐都过点了

2599
01:43:35,020 --> 01:43:36,160
你还生日快乐

2600
01:43:36,160 --> 01:43:37,640
最后一分钟啦

2601
01:43:38,480 --> 01:43:41,060
最后一分钟你还生日快乐是吧

2602
01:43:41,060 --> 01:43:42,960
行好生日快乐

2603
01:43:42,960 --> 01:43:46,580
生日前一天晚5228631

2604
01:43:46,580 --> 01:43:49,160
有你有你告诉过你

2605
01:43:49,160 --> 01:43:52,140
不知道大大能一直别着

2606
01:43:52,140 --> 01:43:55,040
谢谢小野猫的人气票

2607
01:43:55,200 --> 01:43:58,580
你说的故事不会也是跟以前那啥的秘密有关系

2608
01:43:58,580 --> 01:43:59,540
什么秘密啊

2609
01:43:59,540 --> 01:44:02,220
不知道别乱讲话

2610
01:44:02,220 --> 01:44:04,680
什么秘密啊

2611
01:44:05,940 --> 01:44:08,100
生日快乐啊啊别生日快乐

2612
01:44:08,100 --> 01:44:09,400
27号再祝我吧

2613
01:44:09,400 --> 01:44:13,980
27号在做了吗

2614
01:44:14,380 --> 01:44:15,780
加点是11点

2615
01:44:15,780 --> 01:44:16,800
那倒也是吧

2616
01:44:16,800 --> 01:44:17,640
还有多久

2617
01:44:17,640 --> 01:44:23,040
还有13个小时才结束了

2618
01:44:24,019 --> 01:44:27,640
有一次一不去看我

2619
01:44:35,060 --> 01:44:39,660
发给我你的你的每一天

2620
01:44:39,660 --> 01:44:41,160
你的美满

2621
01:44:41,160 --> 01:44:42,720
一点温柔

2622
01:44:42,720 --> 01:44:44,700
我都给了那一秒多

2623
01:44:44,700 --> 01:44:47,440
我妈只有你行了

2624
01:44:47,440 --> 01:44:50,640
主播主播开始准备出门

2625
01:44:50,640 --> 01:44:51,300
穿什么

2626
01:44:51,300 --> 01:44:51,900
好紧张

2627
01:44:51,900 --> 01:44:52,800
好像去约会

2628
01:44:52,800 --> 01:44:53,550
他在家

2629
01:44:53,550 --> 01:44:54,720
我穿什么呀

2630
01:44:54,720 --> 01:44:57,040
等一下等一下我那什么

2631
01:44:57,040 --> 01:44:58,000
我拉个窗帘

2632
01:44:58,000 --> 01:44:59,440
看看外面什么温度啊

2633
01:44:59,440 --> 01:45:01,700
大家主播主播主播主播

2634
01:45:01,700 --> 01:45:03,260
你们当主播下播了吧

2635
01:45:03,260 --> 01:45:04,580
你们不用管主播啊

2636
01:45:04,580 --> 01:45:05,630
你不管主播

2637
01:45:05,630 --> 01:45:09,370
你等我下播啊

2638
01:45:12,130 --> 01:45:13,390
不是咩咩

2639
01:45:13,390 --> 01:45:14,470
你要干嘛啊

2640
01:45:14,470 --> 01:45:15,190
你们快去

2641
01:45:15,190 --> 01:45:15,800
我

2642
01:45:24,520 --> 01:45:25,840
这怎么承认哎哟

2643
01:45:28,000 --> 01:45:32,820
好像有点猛啊啊老周找我干嘛

2644
01:45:32,820 --> 01:45:36,460
找我干什么

2645
01:45:36,620 --> 01:45:39,710
哎哎呦哎呦

2646
01:45:39,710 --> 01:45:41,000
那累死我了

2647
01:45:41,000 --> 01:45:42,440
不是这个窗户

2648
01:45:42,440 --> 01:45:44,000
它是往上抬的那种

2649
01:45:44,000 --> 01:45:44,780
就巨沉

2650
01:45:44,780 --> 01:45:45,140
你知道吗

2651
01:45:45,140 --> 01:45:46,250
特别特别沉

2652
01:45:46,250 --> 01:45:48,299
哎呦妈呀

2653
01:45:48,299 --> 01:45:49,139
这好强啊

2654
01:45:49,139 --> 01:45:51,260
好崩溃诶

2655
01:45:54,020 --> 01:45:54,920
还可以吧

2656
01:45:54,920 --> 01:45:58,160
这温度感觉感觉没那么冷了

2657
01:45:58,160 --> 01:45:59,660
那我不穿太厚了吧

2658
01:45:59,660 --> 01:46:02,480
不穿不穿太厚的主播干什么

2659
01:46:02,480 --> 01:46:04,070
我要看窗户嘛

2660
01:46:04,070 --> 01:46:05,620
干嘛换苹果

2661
01:46:05,620 --> 01:46:08,320
七点你给我滚滚

2662
01:46:10,160 --> 01:46:11,800
什么b动静啊

2663
01:46:11,800 --> 01:46:13,600
哪有不是他妈

2664
01:46:13,600 --> 01:46:16,090
你们搬东西不会不会不会那什么吗

2665
01:46:16,090 --> 01:46:19,580
啊猫呢在那就只有找我干啥

2666
01:46:20,520 --> 01:46:21,680
我好凶啊

2667
01:46:21,680 --> 01:46:22,640
对不起

2668
01:46:22,640 --> 01:46:24,050
我好凶啊

2669
01:46:27,720 --> 01:46:29,480
呃没有没有这么凶啊

2670
01:46:29,480 --> 01:46:30,170
对不起

2671
01:46:30,170 --> 01:46:31,730
我不凶不凶

2672
01:46:31,730 --> 01:46:34,160
什么坏苹果欠扁

2673
01:46:37,319 --> 01:46:39,919
好久没呼吸新鲜空气了

2674
01:46:39,919 --> 01:46:47,240
大伙嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿唉哟感觉头脑清醒来

2675
01:46:47,240 --> 01:46:48,080
没事的时候

2676
01:46:48,080 --> 01:46:49,760
大家天天在家里宅着

2677
01:46:49,760 --> 01:46:51,200
你们要天天在家里宅着

2678
01:46:51,200 --> 01:46:51,560
别学

2679
01:46:51,560 --> 01:46:52,700
我又不拉窗帘

2680
01:46:52,700 --> 01:46:54,389
又不开窗户的

2681
01:46:54,389 --> 01:46:56,609
应该多多开开窗户啊

2682
01:46:56,609 --> 01:46:58,739
多开开窗户的话虽然有点冷

2683
01:46:58,739 --> 01:47:01,580
但是有助于头脑清醒啊

2684
01:47:01,580 --> 01:47:07,980
嗯嗯嗯应该应该应该多开窗户嗯

2685
01:47:15,480 --> 01:47:17,520
咋的你要开始发电了

2686
01:47:17,520 --> 01:47:18,210
咋的了

2687
01:47:18,210 --> 01:47:20,700
你说你说我视情况决定

2688
01:47:20,700 --> 01:47:22,760
能不能允不允许你去发电啊

2689
01:47:22,760 --> 01:47:26,480
请你跟我走好

2690
01:47:26,480 --> 01:47:28,880
天天等待baby

2691
01:47:28,880 --> 01:47:29,740
baby

2692
01:47:29,740 --> 01:47:32,470
不是情况决定要不要把你办掉

2693
01:47:32,470 --> 01:47:33,460
你发吧

2694
01:47:36,620 --> 01:47:37,780
主播不开窗

2695
01:47:37,780 --> 01:47:39,400
感觉不太聪明的样子

2696
01:47:39,400 --> 01:47:42,070
哎呀醒了醒了醒了不来

2697
01:47:42,070 --> 01:47:44,020
忙了不足一天到晚啊

2698
01:47:44,020 --> 01:47:45,100
对对对是吧

2699
01:47:45,100 --> 01:47:47,080
诶嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿

2700
01:47:47,080 --> 01:47:47,950
哎呀

2701
01:47:47,950 --> 01:47:50,120
真你干嘛

2702
01:47:50,120 --> 01:47:52,870
嗯嗯哦对不起

2703
01:47:52,870 --> 01:47:53,200
妈

2704
01:47:58,180 --> 01:47:59,139
咪呀咪呀

2705
01:47:59,139 --> 01:48:00,219
你好伟大

2706
01:48:00,219 --> 01:48:02,319
请你把我生出来

2707
01:48:02,319 --> 01:48:04,419
这辈子都不要出声了

2708
01:48:04,419 --> 01:48:05,679
我是不婚主义者

2709
01:48:05,679 --> 01:48:06,900
为什么呢

2710
01:48:06,900 --> 01:48:09,400
因为有影子哥强这样的儿子

2711
01:48:09,400 --> 01:48:11,800
感觉人生没有什么希望啊

2712
01:48:11,800 --> 01:48:16,820
还不如不生了

2713
01:48:16,820 --> 01:48:23,840
看看那次都已经大大

2714
01:48:24,060 --> 01:48:26,450
one two three的突破

2715
01:48:26,450 --> 01:48:31,060
你的大什么歌呀

2716
01:48:31,160 --> 01:48:32,080
好吓人

2717
01:48:32,080 --> 01:48:33,730
我也觉得好害人啊

2718
01:48:33,730 --> 01:48:34,780
不能是女儿

2719
01:48:36,880 --> 01:48:38,979
萝莉生纪妍心是吧

2720
01:48:38,979 --> 01:48:41,170
你就是那个性转安琪拉

2721
01:48:41,170 --> 01:48:43,750
有g n我超恶心

2722
01:48:44,950 --> 01:48:47,740
未出生的儿子别出生了

2723
01:48:47,740 --> 01:48:48,610
你要没出生

2724
01:48:48,610 --> 01:48:50,220
你就别出生了

2725
01:48:50,220 --> 01:48:51,780
真不爱真不爱

2726
01:48:51,780 --> 01:48:54,330
有儿子真不喜欢儿子

2727
01:48:54,330 --> 01:48:58,330
恭喜米米娅成为极兔过大年

2728
01:48:58,330 --> 01:49:01,120
虚拟荣耀赛道第四名哇

2729
01:49:01,120 --> 01:49:03,820
我们是第四啊

2730
01:49:13,660 --> 01:49:16,000
嗯第四名有300元子

2731
01:49:16,000 --> 01:49:18,700
你开心高兴高兴

2732
01:49:18,700 --> 01:49:20,500
我们

2733
01:49:22,240 --> 01:49:25,900
one two three four

2734
01:49:25,900 --> 01:49:29,740
one in the dance

2735
01:49:39,040 --> 01:49:40,980
我

2736
01:49:43,800 --> 01:49:45,780
也不知道歌词什么意思啊

2737
01:49:45,780 --> 01:49:47,620
失恋吧对吧

2738
01:49:47,620 --> 01:49:50,200
天天在这边坠入黑暗

2739
01:49:50,200 --> 01:49:51,640
又变得坦率的

2740
01:49:51,640 --> 01:49:53,580
大大概率是失恋的吧

2741
01:49:53,580 --> 01:49:55,680
还有什么这个你的温暖

2742
01:49:55,680 --> 01:49:57,960
什么什么什么之类的对吧

2743
01:49:57,960 --> 01:50:01,440
这个这个不能一一个人被单独留下

2744
01:50:01,440 --> 01:50:02,940
融化在寂寞的黑暗里

2745
01:50:02,940 --> 01:50:04,800
这怎么想都是失恋了

2746
01:50:04,800 --> 01:50:06,260
要不然呢

2747
01:50:09,480 --> 01:50:10,820
gonna break all

2748
01:50:10,820 --> 01:50:12,660
will never let you go

2749
01:50:17,220 --> 01:50:19,250
键开镜开镜哇

2750
01:50:19,250 --> 01:50:26,460
松鼠嘿嘿嘿黑的看到了嗯

2751
01:50:26,460 --> 01:50:29,220
开机晚上好

2752
01:50:29,220 --> 01:50:31,960
琥珀有25级了

2753
01:50:31,960 --> 01:50:32,920
燕子不是哥们

2754
01:50:32,920 --> 01:50:35,770
刚看的时候狂狂小燕儿咋的了

2755
01:50:35,770 --> 01:50:36,920
休息快

2756
01:50:36,920 --> 01:50:38,050
这个嗯

2757
01:50:39,070 --> 01:50:40,900
我要去买年货啦

2758
01:50:40,900 --> 01:50:43,330
拜拜

2759
01:50:43,980 --> 01:50:45,980
你还能给叔叔问好的

2760
01:50:45,980 --> 01:50:47,030
充电的呀

2761
01:50:47,030 --> 01:50:50,660
哦主播是什么自然之灵啊

2762
01:50:50,660 --> 01:50:51,980
自然之女

2763
01:50:51,980 --> 01:50:53,420
明天有晚场吗

2764
01:50:53,420 --> 01:50:54,500
我争取都来了

2765
01:50:54,500 --> 01:50:56,000
但是我不能跟你们保证

2766
01:50:56,000 --> 01:50:57,060
你知道吧

2767
01:50:57,060 --> 01:50:59,400
这首歌每次炒冷饭就加一个

2768
01:51:00,690 --> 01:51:01,920
这样子吗

2769
01:51:01,920 --> 01:51:03,900
但是其实挺好听的

2770
01:51:03,900 --> 01:51:05,080
多方舟嗯

2771
01:51:05,080 --> 01:51:06,130
那个我能哼出

2772
01:51:06,130 --> 01:51:07,450
给我听了好长时间

2773
01:51:07,450 --> 01:51:09,980
沈老师快去去哪去

2774
01:51:09,980 --> 01:51:14,760
我的还算轻的

2775
01:51:14,760 --> 01:51:17,940
以前的燕子全体v圈向我臣服

2776
01:51:17,940 --> 01:51:20,580
谁说的主播从来没这样过

2777
01:51:20,580 --> 01:51:22,500
叶子过年打算吃点啥

2778
01:51:22,500 --> 01:51:23,880
我等下跟室友合计一下

2779
01:51:23,880 --> 01:51:24,900
我敲敲他的墙

2780
01:51:24,900 --> 01:51:25,559
问问他

2781
01:51:25,559 --> 01:51:26,399
等下我去敲

2782
01:51:26,399 --> 01:51:28,199
现在敲有点像小学生不敲

2783
01:51:29,219 --> 01:51:30,359
等下等下问问他

2784
01:51:30,359 --> 01:51:31,589
等下问问他啊

2785
01:51:31,589 --> 01:51:33,500
开蹲去吧去吧

2786
01:51:33,500 --> 01:51:39,520
你能蹲到我算你本事行不

2787
01:51:39,520 --> 01:51:41,080
哎呀念念念

2788
01:51:41,080 --> 01:51:42,460
有啥那啥的

2789
01:51:42,460 --> 01:51:44,050
我天念念哎呀

2790
01:51:44,050 --> 01:51:46,300
嘉然向晚向米呀

2791
01:51:46,300 --> 01:51:46,600
米呀

2792
01:51:46,600 --> 01:51:48,060
指着你臣服

2793
01:51:48,060 --> 01:51:51,360
七海阿梓被米耶米亚执迷打哭

2794
01:51:51,360 --> 01:51:52,560
一团妩媚

2795
01:51:52,560 --> 01:51:54,690
为米耶米亚执迷欢呼

2796
01:51:54,690 --> 01:51:56,360
她叫米娅米娅直

2797
01:51:56,390 --> 01:51:58,850
请在座的各位好好记住

2798
01:51:58,850 --> 01:52:00,140
有什么事就开他

2799
01:52:00,140 --> 01:52:00,920
别开我啊

2800
01:52:00,920 --> 01:52:02,240
我投降好吧

2801
01:52:02,240 --> 01:52:03,820
我投降

2802
01:52:03,860 --> 01:52:05,320
小学生不仅吃饭

2803
01:52:05,320 --> 01:52:06,700
一起鸟鸟也一起

2804
01:52:06,700 --> 01:52:08,640
我才不是小学生的爬

2805
01:52:08,640 --> 01:52:12,870
我也不想

2806
01:52:12,870 --> 01:52:14,520
谢谢机器给我剪半半

2807
01:52:14,520 --> 01:52:18,910
你诶嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿哎呀哎呀

2808
01:52:18,910 --> 01:52:22,920
阿里嘎多

2809
01:52:24,220 --> 01:52:28,260
你说最近过的还是66

2810
01:52:28,260 --> 01:52:32,020
锤子666666

2811
01:52:32,020 --> 01:52:33,790
喝了几杯

2812
01:52:33,790 --> 01:52:35,680
唱了几段

2813
01:52:35,680 --> 01:52:39,300
你却哭了

2814
01:52:40,180 --> 01:52:45,340
想去花园却不知什么立场

2815
01:52:45,500 --> 01:52:47,080
你终于不emo了

2816
01:52:47,080 --> 01:52:48,960
老子什么时候emo过了

2817
01:52:48,960 --> 01:52:50,700
老子一直都是你爹

2818
01:52:50,700 --> 01:52:51,900
什么时候emo过

2819
01:52:53,180 --> 01:52:55,460
我一直一点都不emo啊

2820
01:52:55,460 --> 01:52:55,820
妈呀

2821
01:52:55,820 --> 01:52:57,980
什么时候我emo过人没有

2822
01:52:57,980 --> 01:53:00,920
只是有的时候我想我想淑女一点

2823
01:53:00,920 --> 01:53:02,120
你知道吧

2824
01:53:02,120 --> 01:53:03,380
我想淑女一点

2825
01:53:03,380 --> 01:53:07,400
你们不让你们非要说主播主播你怎么抑郁了

2826
01:53:07,400 --> 01:53:11,000
主播没有没有谁抑郁了

2827
01:53:11,000 --> 01:53:12,560
我像个好强的

2828
01:53:12,560 --> 01:53:13,460
什么叫好强啊

2829
01:53:13,460 --> 01:53:14,510
你慕强是吧

2830
01:53:14,510 --> 01:53:18,740
是没有一句苍白

2831
01:53:18,740 --> 01:53:20,240
我怎么给你减班了

2832
01:53:20,240 --> 01:53:22,040
哎呦我滴红豆尼

2833
01:53:22,040 --> 01:53:23,270
阿里嘎豆吗

2834
01:53:23,270 --> 01:53:25,180
星星眼给你看哦

2835
01:53:25,180 --> 01:53:25,780
不行的话

2836
01:53:25,780 --> 01:53:29,600
星星眼给你看阿里嘎豆吗

2837
01:53:29,600 --> 01:53:33,139
哈哈哈哈哈啊

2838
01:53:33,139 --> 01:53:35,629
米娅米娅才不emo呢

2839
01:53:35,629 --> 01:53:37,219
米娅不会emo呢

2840
01:53:41,299 --> 01:53:44,180
哎呀主播头发太乱了

2841
01:53:44,180 --> 01:53:46,280
那个主播头发太乱了

2842
01:53:46,280 --> 01:53:47,940
然后我刚才一甩刘海

2843
01:53:47,940 --> 01:53:49,800
刘海把半张脸挡住了

2844
01:53:49,800 --> 01:53:51,240
面补就补不上来了

2845
01:53:52,200 --> 01:53:54,460
面补就补不到怎么回事

2846
01:53:54,460 --> 01:53:57,460
你看现在我拿头发把半张脸挡住了

2847
01:53:57,460 --> 01:53:58,960
然后他现在就卡了

2848
01:53:58,960 --> 01:53:59,830
怎么回事

2849
01:53:59,830 --> 01:54:02,260
哈哈哈哎呦哎呦

2850
01:54:02,260 --> 01:54:03,640
谢谢绵绵指着名单

2851
01:54:03,640 --> 01:54:07,320
随后的你的爱豆一上言论与绵绵指着迷要冲

2852
01:54:07,320 --> 01:54:08,580
我将带头冲主办

2853
01:54:08,580 --> 01:54:11,059
一路并发到a8 v8 海拔紫外

2854
01:54:11,059 --> 01:54:13,549
我是一个5万粉的底边啊

2855
01:54:13,549 --> 01:54:16,980
刚刚迈入那个vip商用稿件

2856
01:54:16,980 --> 01:54:19,140
两倍价格的那个行列里面

2857
01:54:19,140 --> 01:54:22,800
去底边糊是最好的保护色

2858
01:54:22,800 --> 01:54:24,270
谁抽我呀

2859
01:54:24,270 --> 01:54:27,480
哎呦水拿我水经验都嫌弃

2860
01:54:27,480 --> 01:54:28,799
电费都赚不回来

2861
01:54:28,799 --> 01:54:31,950
没意思没意思

2862
01:54:33,430 --> 01:54:36,810
我也不想

2863
01:54:38,310 --> 01:54:39,540
好痛啊

2864
01:54:39,540 --> 01:54:43,050
可恶雷达不可能的事

2865
01:54:43,050 --> 01:54:46,360
一天我都没得哦

2866
01:54:46,360 --> 01:54:48,040
多克奈莫哦

2867
01:54:48,040 --> 01:54:51,570
多克奶油星子真帅啊

2868
01:54:53,190 --> 01:54:54,330
这什么歌呀

2869
01:54:54,330 --> 01:54:54,690
妈呀

2870
01:54:54,690 --> 01:54:56,550
这好崩溃好崩溃

2871
01:54:56,550 --> 01:54:59,090
看看看看下一首放什么

2872
01:54:59,090 --> 01:55:00,350
放一首是吧

2873
01:55:00,350 --> 01:55:01,190
放一首哎呦

2874
01:55:01,190 --> 01:55:02,990
好冷妈呀好冷

2875
01:55:02,990 --> 01:55:04,850
怎么这么冷

2876
01:55:04,969 --> 01:55:06,229
你怎么发癫了

2877
01:55:06,229 --> 01:55:07,129
我失恋了

2878
01:55:07,129 --> 01:55:08,749
你不让我狂点吗

2879
01:55:08,749 --> 01:55:10,549
主播狂点元气点

2880
01:55:10,549 --> 01:55:12,739
你又不知道怎么回事

2881
01:55:12,739 --> 01:55:13,820
好啦

2882
01:55:16,520 --> 01:55:20,460
下播了拜拜谢谢

2883
01:55:23,510 --> 01:55:25,270
哎哟天亮了的呀

2884
01:55:25,270 --> 01:55:26,360
不是呃

2885
01:55:27,600 --> 01:55:28,640
蓝天了

2886
01:55:28,640 --> 01:55:30,050
不确定再看看啊

2887
01:55:30,050 --> 01:55:30,680
再见爹

2888
01:55:30,680 --> 01:55:32,000
拷打亲家小孩去了

2889
01:55:32,000 --> 01:55:33,150
他不拷打你

2890
01:55:33,150 --> 01:55:35,850
叔叔你升职加薪了吗

2891
01:55:35,850 --> 01:55:37,770
叔叔你找到老婆了吗

2892
01:55:37,770 --> 01:55:39,090
你找到嫂子了吗

2893
01:55:39,090 --> 01:55:41,730
叔叔今年你有多少的压岁钱给我包呀

2894
01:55:41,730 --> 01:55:44,970
叔叔我玩王者荣耀段位到了最强王者呢

2895
01:55:44,970 --> 01:55:47,280
叔叔不会还是黄金白银吧

2896
01:55:47,280 --> 01:55:49,660
叔叔真是来做晚期

2897
01:55:49,960 --> 01:55:52,570
i will be right by your side

2898
01:55:52,570 --> 01:55:55,420
and i can't lie with your eyes

2899
01:55:55,420 --> 01:55:56,470
i want you

2900
01:55:56,470 --> 01:55:57,680
my love

2901
01:55:57,680 --> 01:55:58,160
no

2902
01:55:58,160 --> 01:55:59,600
no for what you know

2903
01:55:59,600 --> 01:56:03,520
what i want you to my love that you can say

2904
01:56:03,520 --> 01:56:04,570
you're okay

2905
01:56:04,570 --> 01:56:05,920
i'm gonna heal you

2906
01:56:05,920 --> 01:56:08,520
when it wakes promise song

2907
01:56:08,520 --> 01:56:11,200
always say that promise something

2908
01:56:11,200 --> 01:56:13,420
谢谢猪猪的s1 

2909
01:56:13,420 --> 01:56:14,080
谢谢绵绵

2910
01:56:14,080 --> 01:56:16,600
只认米的两条跟主播毫无关系的s1 

2911
01:56:16,600 --> 01:56:17,680
谢谢锦宝

2912
01:56:17,680 --> 01:56:20,140
微风细雨和星蜘蛛的舰长

2913
01:56:20,140 --> 01:56:21,640
谢谢大家的红灯笼

2914
01:56:21,640 --> 01:56:22,060
人气票

2915
01:56:22,060 --> 01:56:22,900
小花花情书

2916
01:56:22,900 --> 01:56:23,440
这个好耶

2917
01:56:23,440 --> 01:56:24,840
打call粉丝灯牌

2918
01:56:24,840 --> 01:56:27,150
谢谢鸡西的谢水晶球

2919
01:56:27,150 --> 01:56:29,340
谢谢天际的兔耳帽帽

2920
01:56:29,340 --> 01:56:31,740
谢谢大家的礼物

2921
01:56:31,740 --> 01:56:34,620
谢谢面面的九个招财进宝跟一个兔耳帽帽

2922
01:56:34,620 --> 01:56:36,480
谢谢美宝的小雪球

2923
01:56:36,480 --> 01:56:38,309
六个招财进宝和兔耳帽帽

2924
01:56:38,309 --> 01:56:40,259
谢谢弹幕明的兔耳帽帽

2925
01:56:40,259 --> 01:56:42,880
谢谢面面的奇彩权杖

2926
01:56:42,880 --> 01:56:44,980
谢谢我自己的啥礼物啊

2927
01:56:44,980 --> 01:56:45,490
不知道

2928
01:56:45,490 --> 01:56:48,550
谢谢科罗娜这样的招财进宝后的尼尔里卡多

2929
01:56:48,550 --> 01:56:49,660
感谢支持

2930
01:56:49,660 --> 01:56:51,280
not so baby

2931
01:56:51,280 --> 01:56:51,640
tell me

2932
01:56:51,640 --> 01:56:52,270
yes

2933
01:56:52,270 --> 01:56:55,940
and i won't give you for

2934
01:56:56,760 --> 01:56:59,299
哎你们听到这个嘎巴嘎巴的声音吗

2935
01:57:00,899 --> 01:57:02,539
这就是加拿大鹅的声音

2936
01:57:02,539 --> 01:57:05,740
你们听你们听啊

2937
01:57:05,740 --> 01:57:07,870
嘿谢谢琥珀的心啊

2938
01:57:07,870 --> 01:57:09,900
迟来的生日快乐

2939
01:57:09,900 --> 01:57:10,680
没事

2940
01:57:10,680 --> 01:57:12,840
我们27号一起开生日会

2941
01:57:12,840 --> 01:57:16,190
27号27号今天没活动

2942
01:57:16,190 --> 01:57:17,720
要不然你们就知道吧

2943
01:57:17,720 --> 01:57:18,110
对吧

2944
01:57:18,110 --> 01:57:20,100
哎

2945
01:57:28,139 --> 01:57:30,059
谢谢琥珀的十秒

2946
01:57:32,099 --> 01:57:34,559
迟来的生日快乐不迟不迟啊

2947
01:57:34,559 --> 01:57:35,519
我这边还是

2948
01:57:35,519 --> 01:57:42,520
那你什么身份

2949
01:57:42,520 --> 01:57:43,510
我家的大鹅

2950
01:57:43,510 --> 01:57:45,460
我什么身份

2951
01:57:45,760 --> 01:57:48,220
my love love love

2952
01:57:48,220 --> 01:57:50,080
if i can't find the cure

2953
01:57:50,080 --> 01:57:50,920
ei

2954
01:57:50,920 --> 01:57:52,880
wish you with my love

2955
01:57:52,880 --> 01:57:53,900
no matter

2956
01:57:53,900 --> 01:57:54,830
what you know

2957
01:57:54,830 --> 01:57:57,440
why i want you with my love

2958
01:57:57,440 --> 01:57:59,810
and if you say your rope

2959
01:57:59,810 --> 01:58:01,160
i'm gonna kill you

2960
01:58:01,160 --> 01:58:02,180
anyway

2961
01:58:02,180 --> 01:58:03,260
promise

2962
01:58:03,260 --> 01:58:07,400
i'll always be there promise something like

2963
01:58:07,400 --> 01:58:08,180
我不玩

2964
01:58:08,180 --> 01:58:10,460
我只是跟他们学了一句话

2965
01:58:10,460 --> 01:58:12,860
27号是哥们上了没来

2966
01:58:12,860 --> 01:58:14,780
跟我一起过来

2967
01:58:14,780 --> 01:58:15,980
跟我一起过吧

2968
01:58:15,980 --> 01:58:18,100
哦拜托了

2969
01:58:18,100 --> 01:58:19,270
欧内盖

2970
01:58:19,270 --> 01:58:20,140
如果你不来

2971
01:58:20,140 --> 01:58:21,220
我就去求你

2972
01:58:21,220 --> 01:58:22,000
求到你了

2973
01:58:22,000 --> 01:58:22,940
嘿嘿

2974
01:58:31,300 --> 01:58:32,420
谢谢

2975
01:58:35,639 --> 01:58:36,859
卡里嘎多

2976
01:58:36,859 --> 01:58:38,320
谢谢大家

2977
02:01:34,080 --> 02:01:34,820
不着急

2978
02:01:34,820 --> 02:01:36,080
等会儿等会儿等会儿

2979
02:03:42,320 --> 02:03:43,360
我超

2980
02:03:46,460 --> 02:03:50,660
嗯那个嗯嗯

2981
02:03:52,740 --> 02:03:54,740
那个新新年快乐

2982
02:03:54,740 --> 02:03:55,940
新新年快乐

2983
02:03:55,940 --> 02:03:56,720
新年快乐

2984
02:03:56,720 --> 02:03:57,680
大家对不起啊

2985
02:03:57,680 --> 02:04:04,800
那个嗯嗨哎哎慢点别别

2986
02:04:05,540 --> 02:04:06,740
我服了

2987
02:04:10,620 --> 02:04:12,560
新年新年快乐

2988
02:04:12,560 --> 02:04:13,800
对不起那个

2989
02:04:16,660 --> 02:04:19,360
啊我要删录播了

2990
02:04:19,360 --> 02:04:21,240
我要删录播

2991
02:04:25,680 --> 02:04:26,900
对不起

2992
02:04:27,520 --> 02:04:30,180
那个他他是这样的

2993
02:04:30,180 --> 02:04:33,240
我一般那个下播的时候都直接按那个电源的

2994
02:04:33,240 --> 02:04:37,650
但是我我今天没没按电源

2995
02:04:37,650 --> 02:04:40,980
就他那个下播键点完了之后

2996
02:04:40,980 --> 02:04:42,440
他他会有