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新年好

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新年好

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什么东西啊

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大壮才不是这个回馈是今天开

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我昨天不是说这个夏下一场直播

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然后开始开这个回馈嘛

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啊我这拖着不想开

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就是因为什么你们你们能看到吗

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我不知道你能不能看到

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我看不到诶

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为什么

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等我看一下啊

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他它显示是进行中啊啊它显示是进行中啊

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显示是待发放

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但是我这边看不到

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不知道为啥啊

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怎么回事呢

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你们能看到我的航海回馈吗

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我是我是那什么了

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什么航海回馈

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你们看不到啊

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卧槽他又卡bug了

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妈好崩溃呀

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哎呦怎么回事

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看不到

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不是我不是说那个今天今天开始上船

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算那个航海回馈吗

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然后他边上不显示

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因为阿莫斯科

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看不到就等等吧等等吧

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它它显示是开始了代发放

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但是我我我不知道他为什么这样

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主播不太清楚主播

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主播主播已经把他审过去了

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然后因为那个不想提前暴露那个这个全身啊

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虽然你们其实已经差不多看完了

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但是但是呃

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就毕竟还没有办法拿那个就是全部的立绘

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来做这个海报

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做海报的话

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那么彻底彻底完蛋了

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主播还是保留了一些最后的一个底线的

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所以想了想

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我们用那个呃

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我们用那个什么用主播主播约了一张

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随便约了一张图来当这个回馈封面吧

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内容的话

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明天晚上会发宣传海报

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大概明天晚上不知道啥时候啊

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可能快的话下午呃

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快的话下午应该能发的出来啊

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好吵啊不行

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听我说话

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把这个歌关小点

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听我说话

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晚上好

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晚上好

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嗨啊哈

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大主播的主播

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主播的那啥呢

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弹幕机呢哦好了

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工作了工作了

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哈喽哈喽喂喂一哦哦

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我弹幕机呢哦好了好了好了

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晚上好

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晚上好

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昨天主播过年过到几点过

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到那个中国时间早上八点半啊

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所以后面实在受不了了

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就没来早播主播

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果然昨天晚上就不应该就就没说这个什么

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明天初一早上能来直播这件事情

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没说这个果然是正确的

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你知道吧

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果然没说这个是正确的啊

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大家就是我本来寻思着大家一起出去吃个饭

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结果这个没有想到是在家自己做

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那在家自己做的话就打个火锅吧

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我们就商量

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那大家也不会包什么面食

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不会包饺子

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炒菜的话就感觉太困难了

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谁都不想动手

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然后就说打火锅吧是吧

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打个火锅

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结果就打个火锅呢又出现了问题

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家里面的那个什么

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家里面的那个电磁炉太浅了啊

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然后那个正常的鸳鸯锅

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可以用卡式炉端到桌子上的

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那种卡式炉呢又找不到

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查询任务进度

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今天在收到188888电池啊

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好帅好帅的数字

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今天今天还差一个一个肚子

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今天还差一个肚子

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我是看到了

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有人在群里面说

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要把自己今天拜年新收的压岁钱给我的哦

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见者有份毛

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让我扫描一下

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让我毛一点啊

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让我毛一点点捏捏捏

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毛一捏捏嗯

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晚上好晚上好

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我接着说这个事情

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我真是服了

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家人们一共三个工位

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一个都不能用

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你们猜我最后是怎么怎么怎么吃的

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这个火锅我们拿正常平常炒菜的那个锅

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炒完了那个火锅底料之后加水把水烧开

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我们每个人选几样爱吃的那个食材扔到里面

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把它放到那个炭火上面

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把它放到那个那个那个厨房的那个煤气灶上面

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把它煮熟

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然后把砧板垫在桌子上面

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那个锅煮熟一锅

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我们就搬过来

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吃一锅之后再挑下一锅再送回去再接着煮

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我真是服了

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比大家围着灶台还要逆天

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哎呦哎呀

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受不了了

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就从来从来没有吃过这样的火锅呀

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感觉有一种煮汤的美感啊

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大家有一种煮汤的美感

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你没煮大骨汤

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当鸡汤吃的那个番茄的

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吃的吃的番茄的

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然后我炒的那个料

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把那个两个番茄拿搅拌机打碎

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加黄油

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香叶八角

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还有什么

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还有那个呃香葱蒜泥之类的东西啊

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这个在锅里面炒出汁水之后再加点那个芹菜

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就是番茄锅的底汤啊

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加芹菜和洋葱

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炒完了之后再去加那个番茄底料即可省一包料

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这边的那个海底捞番茄底捞太贵了

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你直接下两包

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我有点舍不得

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我就炒了一半

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然后加了一半一对

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正好就非常完美的那种番茄火锅

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谢谢韭菜的呃

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两个三个招财进宝和一个兔耳帽帽红豆泥

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阿里嘎多

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哦对哦

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那个我只戴兔耳帽子

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我忘了

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谢谢啊

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主播主播忘记这件事了

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主播得戴兔耳帽子

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嗯嗯来了来了来了啊

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有点傻

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不确定

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再看看你们昨天给我剧透完春晚

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我都不想看了

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但是晚上吧就大家准备在一起吃饭

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吃那个铁锅铁锅大乱炖的时候又得有点bgm嘛

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所以我们就又接着看那个春晚了

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最后吃饺子了吗

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没吃没吃没吃饺子

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因为什么我们三个人做串了

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我做的火锅

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然后我室友帮忙切的菜

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就乐乐帮忙切的菜

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还有另一个是由呃

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她好像没跟她男朋友过

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她跟我们过的

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我也不知道是为啥她跟我们过的

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然后她做了个酸菜鱼

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最后就变成了啥

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我们先吃酸菜鱼

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吃完了之后吃那个铁锅大乱炖火锅

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在吃完那个火锅之后

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已经没有人有力气再去吃别的东西了

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这本来是买了饺子的

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但是也没煮

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你知道吗

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被甩了

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能不能不要这么恶毒啊啊你你你是那什么

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你是单身

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全世界的谈恋爱的都不得好

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那啥是吧

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我真是服了

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但是兔耳是兔耳啊

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是是是是是兔子是橘子

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过年没有橘子是不完整的

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懂不懂

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应该是比较忙吧

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感觉感觉是那个她男朋友应该也比较忙嗯

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晚上好晚上好

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好像是她男朋友有有工作啊

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然后就那个什么就走了

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然后就我们三个人过的主播

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如何评价某v up直播视频

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并且打打开

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你说的是四个字的vip

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并且他去论坛对线了吗

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是他吗啊不要解码啊

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是不是他呀

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我在刷首页看热闹

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吃瓜嗑瓜子的时候

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刷到了他的帖子啊

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呃感觉就是什么他他对的线

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跟别人骂他的那个话是呃是是是什么

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是有点

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鸡同鸭讲的感觉他在说自己的事

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然后那个什么

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然后这个这个呃骂他的人也在说自己的事啊

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就不太清楚说这桌是不是昨天的剩饭

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昨天要有这么多菜

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是我做梦都会笑醒

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你们快告诉我们

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你们你们初一干嘛去了

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快告诉主播

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你们初一有没有收压岁钱啊

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哦你们你们那边压岁钱是初一的时候晚上给呀

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还是那个初一的时候拜年

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然后到那个别人家里面去的时候再给个呀

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自封这种凡人的自封

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新年好

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新年好

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挥手作揖点头

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新年好

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鞠躬鞠躬

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二四新年好呀

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新年好呀

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嗯嗯收了300主播

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今年刷新了新纪录

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主播今年一分都没有

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全是燕人给我发的

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呃

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我们这说初一要的是讨口子哦

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哦我这样做我不知道

239
00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:57,630
我一般都是初期

240
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然后人家都塞给我了

241
00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:03,059
最晚那应该是我妈妈就是联欢晚会

242
00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:09,100
他会偷偷的往我的枕头下面塞一个包啊

243
00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:11,020
然后我一摸就能摸出来

244
00:11:11,020 --> 00:11:13,060
那是开头是一还是二啊

245
00:11:14,220 --> 00:11:15,420
我还挺厉害的

246
00:11:15,420 --> 00:11:19,740
嗯嗯不上门等着别人送园子是不现实的

247
00:11:19,740 --> 00:11:21,890
这不是来拜访大家的吗

248
00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,900
哦晚上好

249
00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:24,020
康

250
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图贼

251
00:11:26,660 --> 00:11:28,880
大尾巴猫猫在呢在呢

252
00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:33,480
我今年家里面就给我发了一段祝福

253
00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:35,700
我看发了什么呀

254
00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:37,560
我给大家念一一下

255
00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:41,090
哎哟我本来还想主播

256
00:11:41,090 --> 00:11:43,040
主播本来还想着对吧

257
00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:47,260
会不会就是家里面给我发到这个微信里面啊

258
00:11:47,260 --> 00:11:48,460
给我发到微信里面

259
00:11:48,460 --> 00:11:50,470
然后这个给我一个惊喜啊

260
00:11:50,470 --> 00:11:51,130
我都想了

261
00:11:51,130 --> 00:11:53,590
我该怎么怎么怎么拒绝啊

262
00:11:53,590 --> 00:11:56,330
或者说怎么怎么假装拒绝了

263
00:11:56,330 --> 00:11:59,470
结果就昨天昨天七点

264
00:11:59,470 --> 00:12:02,320
加拿大时间七点给我发了一条消息啊

265
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过年好

266
00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:03,970
我的宝贝

267
00:12:03,970 --> 00:12:08,550
希望我的宝贝女儿兔年和顺志祥身体安康

268
00:12:08,550 --> 00:12:10,170
学业有成

269
00:12:10,170 --> 00:12:11,700
万事顺遂

270
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永远爱你

271
00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:17,660
付五个什么附着五个五个表情啊

272
00:12:17,660 --> 00:12:20,119
然后毛都没有啊

273
00:12:20,119 --> 00:12:23,059
呵呵呵呵呵呵哎呦

274
00:12:23,059 --> 00:12:24,619
我说谢谢妈妈

275
00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:25,869
我说谢谢谢谢

276
00:12:25,869 --> 00:12:27,249
这意味着什么

277
00:12:27,249 --> 00:12:29,529
意味着我已经长大了

278
00:12:29,529 --> 00:12:33,030
我是他们心里的老女人啊

279
00:12:33,030 --> 00:12:36,460
本来我妈妈说一辈子都当我当小孩

280
00:12:36,460 --> 00:12:40,030
儿子怎么这样啊

281
00:12:40,030 --> 00:12:44,630
主打一个陪伴什么分分分明不压

282
00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:46,190
主打一个陪伴

283
00:12:46,190 --> 00:12:49,220
陪伴都陪伴不了了

284
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谢谢蓝桥扛把子的舰长

285
00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:53,510
好多人

286
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阿里嘎多

287
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欢迎老周

288
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初一好

289
00:12:56,540 --> 00:12:58,420
新年好哦

290
00:12:58,420 --> 00:12:59,920
我初一好虐啊

291
00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:02,260
问你们的初一快结束了是吧

292
00:13:02,260 --> 00:13:03,880
我的初一才刚刚开始

293
00:13:05,590 --> 00:13:07,530
160开心

294
00:13:07,530 --> 00:13:09,120
160件喽

295
00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:12,240
happy 121160了

296
00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:13,740
大家高兴高兴

297
00:13:13,740 --> 00:13:19,120
我们高兴高兴我喵不过我要宣传什么

298
00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:19,840
宣传一下

299
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:24,290
我们今天晚上现场直播开始的上舰活动啊

300
00:13:24,290 --> 00:13:27,260
嗯你嗓子怎么哑成这样啊

301
00:13:27,260 --> 00:13:28,220
很雅吗

302
00:13:28,220 --> 00:13:29,600
哈哈啊

303
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:30,560
很雅吗

304
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:34,910
不不好听啊啊那那我小点声说话

305
00:13:34,910 --> 00:13:36,730
那我不扯着脖子喊了

306
00:13:36,730 --> 00:13:39,100
那我们今天小点声啊

307
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:42,260
哦可能昨天吃太咸了吧

308
00:13:42,260 --> 00:13:44,060
那个酸菜鱼贼咸

309
00:13:44,060 --> 00:13:47,360
然后那什么烟酒不离手

310
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,140
你才烟酒不离手呢

311
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:53,140
他私下里烟酒都来了是吧啊

312
00:13:53,140 --> 00:13:54,280
真是的

313
00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:57,920
欢迎七杠十老猫咪早该爆金币

314
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,440
本来想给家里报点的对吧

315
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,520
家里给我报点

316
00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:02,900
我也给家里报点

317
00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:04,940
结果我我没给家里报

318
00:14:04,940 --> 00:14:06,320
家里也没给我报

319
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:07,280
你不抽烟

320
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,240
嗓子怎么哑了

321
00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:09,220
这是什么

322
00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:11,980
这是连心啊

323
00:14:11,980 --> 00:14:14,260
什么十指连心不对

324
00:14:14,260 --> 00:14:15,520
我分担了

325
00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:19,260
因为人那个平时没事陪一根的时候

326
00:14:19,260 --> 00:14:21,180
给身体带来的压力啊

327
00:14:21,180 --> 00:14:23,160
我还以为是你过年超多

328
00:14:24,590 --> 00:14:25,850
真的假的

329
00:14:25,850 --> 00:14:32,320
真真这么哑呀哈何必不可能有点有点着凉了吧

330
00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:34,980
我最近感觉确实身体不是特别舒服

331
00:14:34,980 --> 00:14:36,540
我怎么老在说这句话呢

332
00:14:36,540 --> 00:14:37,950
我是不是猪啊

333
00:14:37,950 --> 00:14:40,250
我感觉我老在说这句话啊

334
00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:44,509
谢谢w i n g g l的灯牌

335
00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:45,409
感谢支持

336
00:14:45,409 --> 00:14:46,960
我感觉我老在说这句话

337
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:51,340
为什么我忽然觉得我的腿好像抽筋了

338
00:14:51,340 --> 00:14:55,060
就昨天那个切菜的时候感觉到的感觉

339
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,670
我的腿好像抽筋了

340
00:14:56,670 --> 00:14:58,560
就是那种你昨天刚考完

341
00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:00,090
考完那个1500

342
00:15:00,090 --> 00:15:04,370
2千米之后之后之后留下的那种感觉

343
00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:05,060
很奇怪

344
00:15:05,060 --> 00:15:07,820
为什么不知道你在说什么

345
00:15:07,820 --> 00:15:09,939
什么叫我在说什么啊

346
00:15:10,740 --> 00:15:13,670
主播主播的言语组织能力已经到了

347
00:15:13,670 --> 00:15:17,060
大家听不懂主播在讲是不是这个程度了吗

348
00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:20,840
切到麻鸡了

349
00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:22,520
怎么一直重复一句话

350
00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:27,590
不是我呀啊我没有一直重复一句话呀

351
00:15:29,570 --> 00:15:30,619
你有吗

352
00:15:30,704 --> 00:15:33,919
哦还没问好了

353
00:15:33,919 --> 00:15:35,930
来先跟大家问好吧

354
00:15:35,930 --> 00:15:37,090
还要面包

355
00:15:37,090 --> 00:15:38,020
晚上好

356
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:38,740
蓝桥

357
00:15:38,740 --> 00:15:39,850
晚上好酒菜

358
00:15:39,850 --> 00:15:40,990
东方众可乐

359
00:15:40,990 --> 00:15:41,440
麻酱

360
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,440
晚上好

361
00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:43,610
深夜渔歌

362
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:44,360
晚上好

363
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,839
梦瑶jm o

364
00:15:45,839 --> 00:15:48,149
晚上好文件啊

365
00:15:48,149 --> 00:15:49,769
虫晚上好

366
00:15:49,769 --> 00:15:51,779
老赵晚上好

367
00:15:51,779 --> 00:15:53,350
露露a n的狗

368
00:15:53,350 --> 00:15:54,550
西施还认

369
00:15:54,550 --> 00:15:56,140
晚上好热爱

370
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:57,510
晚上好

371
00:15:57,510 --> 00:15:59,370
nice心海

372
00:15:59,370 --> 00:16:00,570
晚上好

373
00:16:00,570 --> 00:16:01,530
顾青哥

374
00:16:01,530 --> 00:16:03,030
林子傻妹子

375
00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:04,690
晚上好

376
00:16:04,690 --> 00:16:06,910
红色双头易爆炸

377
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:09,970
晚上好

378
00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:10,959
猫鱼

379
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:18,710
你昨天没来得及问主播年夜饭几个菜

380
00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:20,050
一个火锅

381
00:16:20,050 --> 00:16:21,670
一个什么

382
00:16:21,670 --> 00:16:22,690
一个火锅

383
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:25,510
一个一个一个什么饭来着

384
00:16:25,510 --> 00:16:29,560
结了婚就从来不再平静

385
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:32,579
火锅能算几个菜呢

386
00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:38,090
呃为了冰箱里面找出来四包那种

387
00:16:38,125 --> 00:16:41,210
不知道哪个年份的丸子

388
00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:43,340
火锅顶五个啊

389
00:16:43,340 --> 00:16:44,690
火锅顶五个啊

390
00:16:44,690 --> 00:16:47,500
那应该是666个菜吧

391
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:48,760
六个菜六个菜啊

392
00:16:49,949 --> 00:16:51,329
对不起

393
00:16:51,329 --> 00:16:53,220
呃应该是六个菜

394
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,780
今天没吃饺子了

395
00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:55,920
今天等下那什么

396
00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:58,770
等下我下播了之后去煮一下饺子捏

397
00:16:58,770 --> 00:17:04,250
嗯主播如何评价某vip超美丽

398
00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:09,090
3d露白丝和胖子不会被超管切掉吗

399
00:17:09,110 --> 00:17:11,430
不是你让主播评论

400
00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:12,750
主播主播都不知道

401
00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:15,510
主播对超美丽3d其实不是特别感兴趣

402
00:17:15,510 --> 00:17:18,790
他感觉梦瑶经常拿一些超美丽3d的那个话

403
00:17:18,790 --> 00:17:19,829
天天让我们平安

404
00:17:19,829 --> 00:17:21,929
好像已经是第四次了

405
00:17:21,929 --> 00:17:25,229
但是我对超凡丽3d其实真的不是特别感兴趣

406
00:17:25,229 --> 00:17:25,889
你知道吧

407
00:17:25,889 --> 00:17:27,630
哎呦因为什么

408
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:30,510
因为因为我喜欢看漂亮妹妹

409
00:17:30,510 --> 00:17:32,199
我喜欢看萝莉

410
00:17:32,199 --> 00:17:34,839
但是这个我我找萝莉看

411
00:17:34,839 --> 00:17:37,059
我肯定不在v区找萝莉看啊

412
00:17:37,059 --> 00:17:39,670
在这个虚拟世界中寻找真实

413
00:17:39,670 --> 00:17:43,180
在真实世界中找到虚拟感的人一定都有问题啊

414
00:17:43,180 --> 00:17:47,520
哦你还要怕老有录播吗

415
00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:48,810
给个传送门

416
00:17:48,810 --> 00:17:51,010
这玩意肯定被拿下了呀

417
00:17:51,010 --> 00:17:54,190
哎呦这肯定是被拿下的那种录播呀

418
00:17:54,190 --> 00:17:55,639
你不会那什么吧

419
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:59,380
漂亮小我也不感兴趣

420
00:17:59,380 --> 00:18:02,560
但是在上一个撕皮的帖子里看到了截图

421
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:05,500
为什么为什么斯皮总是有这么多的热度呢

422
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:06,520
好奇怪啊

423
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:10,180
如果你一开始就在视频创建这个分区直播

424
00:18:10,180 --> 00:18:12,340
你可能一辈子都取得不了

425
00:18:12,340 --> 00:18:14,260
你当v当个三个月之后

426
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,690
然后再说呃

427
00:18:15,690 --> 00:18:19,260
我我什么不小心开摄像头啊

428
00:18:19,260 --> 00:18:20,190
什么超美丽

429
00:18:20,190 --> 00:18:23,600
3d露手露露胸什么之类的

430
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:24,980
一辈子热度都赶不上

431
00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:27,540
这咳咳咳咳

432
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,420
妈呀我就说感冒了

433
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:40,949
谁说老抽多了就没啥感冒了

434
00:18:40,949 --> 00:18:42,089
我真服了

435
00:18:42,089 --> 00:18:43,379
穿少了吧

436
00:18:43,379 --> 00:18:45,689
我昨天去放烟花的时候

437
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:48,260
我比较那什么我比较懒

438
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:53,360
我就那什么主播就套了一件棉袄

439
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:54,140
你知道吗

440
00:18:54,140 --> 00:18:55,970
我就只套了一件棉袄

441
00:18:55,970 --> 00:18:58,380
然后没穿那个裤子

442
00:18:58,380 --> 00:18:59,910
我不是说下半身裸着

443
00:18:59,910 --> 00:19:02,790
而是说我就穿那个睡裤就出去了

444
00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:05,810
少抽点是吧

445
00:19:05,810 --> 00:19:06,710
什么叫喷嚏

446
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:12,289
能做个切片啊啊怎么这个喷嚏切片有10万播放

447
00:19:12,289 --> 00:19:12,829
呃

448
00:19:12,829 --> 00:19:16,100
这个这个回呃

449
00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:17,480
回去上单

450
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,460
当场给主播

451
00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:22,340
怎么给主播上舰是吧

452
00:19:23,060 --> 00:19:25,460
视频那位我21年认识了

453
00:19:25,460 --> 00:19:26,600
炒作都炒作

454
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:27,230
不明白

455
00:19:27,230 --> 00:19:28,640
21年还没有我呢

456
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:31,060
嘿嘿我还是个年轻小孩

457
00:19:31,980 --> 00:19:33,320
别着凉了

458
00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:34,400
捏大腿

459
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:35,720
别着凉了捏哦

460
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:36,950
我懒的呀

461
00:19:36,950 --> 00:19:40,960
你又不是像那个住那种公寓楼一样

462
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,070
你还得下个楼

463
00:19:42,070 --> 00:19:43,840
那那样你肯定要穿裤子的

464
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:47,550
这个你把那个玻璃门一推开就是失败了

465
00:19:47,550 --> 00:19:49,170
所以我就比较懒

466
00:19:49,170 --> 00:19:51,260
我今天就套了个外套

467
00:19:51,260 --> 00:19:53,000
套了个棉服

468
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,590
那我就出去放

469
00:19:54,590 --> 00:19:56,820
放了两个人就回来了

470
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,860
shining like a dino

471
00:19:58,860 --> 00:20:03,020
beautiful like diamond in the sky

472
00:20:03,020 --> 00:20:05,000
主播头上不顶个兔子

473
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:05,780
不是很认可

474
00:20:05,780 --> 00:20:07,600
这次不是兔子吗

475
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:10,900
这不是那个舞狮的那个兔子帽子吗

476
00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:12,220
鹅鹅鹅

477
00:20:12,220 --> 00:20:13,960
这不是很适合主播吗

478
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,740
你看边上还有类似猫耳朵的装饰

479
00:20:16,740 --> 00:20:18,720
主播今天喝多少了

480
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,250
哎呀别提了

481
00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:23,729
家里面有一瓶那个黑糖美酒

482
00:20:23,729 --> 00:20:26,540
还有一瓶那个什么呃

483
00:20:26,540 --> 00:20:30,720
呃上次他们说买的那个桃子果酒

484
00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:33,840
我本来以为过年这种大好日子对吧

485
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:34,860
他们会不会喝

486
00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:36,220
连我还在想啊

487
00:20:36,220 --> 00:20:37,750
要是我说不喝的话

488
00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:39,460
我推剧我该怎么推

489
00:20:39,460 --> 00:20:40,900
我要实在推不过的话

490
00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:42,659
我醉酒回我该怎么开

491
00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:45,779
结果根本就没人提那两瓶酒的事

492
00:20:45,779 --> 00:20:47,159
大家都当不存在

493
00:20:47,159 --> 00:20:50,009
哎呦喝完椰汁喝桃汁

494
00:20:50,009 --> 00:20:52,200
喝完桃汁和草莓汁

495
00:20:53,180 --> 00:20:55,680
还真是气死老子了

496
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:58,890
哎话铁定完了下班

497
00:20:58,890 --> 00:21:02,940
什么麒麟天狗版

498
00:21:02,940 --> 00:21:04,080
这是什么歌啊

499
00:21:06,180 --> 00:21:07,380
怎么就下班了

500
00:21:07,380 --> 00:21:08,200
别走好

501
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,160
i will love

502
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:13,160
其实人千古百姓

503
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:29,420
我觉得刚刚痛批完什么

504
00:21:29,420 --> 00:21:30,440
刚刚痛批完了

505
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:33,320
在虚拟世界里寻找真实的这个人

506
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:34,760
然后在真实的世界里

507
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,980
希望朋友都有虚拟感

508
00:21:36,980 --> 00:21:41,280
理解虚拟文化的这个这个这个新现象了

509
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:46,990
我就不禁想到了我自己九的话就希望他什么

510
00:21:46,990 --> 00:21:50,080
就希望他那个接近饮料啊

511
00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:54,520
比如说那种超市过年打特价198

512
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:55,780
凭借购物小票

513
00:21:55,780 --> 00:21:58,090
凭借满198元的购物小票

514
00:21:58,090 --> 00:22:01,520
去换购一瓶20块的那个红酒

515
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:04,340
这种这种红酒一般都是甜的

516
00:22:04,340 --> 00:22:05,360
像葡萄汁一样

517
00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:07,190
我就喜欢喝这种东西啊

518
00:22:07,190 --> 00:22:08,630
越不像酒的酒

519
00:22:08,630 --> 00:22:09,740
我越喜欢喝

520
00:22:09,740 --> 00:22:11,270
然后你喝饮料的时候吧

521
00:22:11,270 --> 00:22:14,690
你就喜欢喝那种广东有一个饮料叫什么

522
00:22:14,690 --> 00:22:15,909
叫菠萝啤

523
00:22:15,909 --> 00:22:17,229
你喝饮料的时候

524
00:22:17,229 --> 00:22:20,709
你又希望他啊别跟酒接近一点

525
00:22:20,709 --> 00:22:24,550
因为为什么据说是喜欢喝可乐的人

526
00:22:24,550 --> 00:22:28,830
其实假如说能欣赏酒这个东西的话

527
00:22:28,830 --> 00:22:30,690
也是会比较喜欢喝酒

528
00:22:30,690 --> 00:22:32,760
我不知道这是谁跟我说的

529
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:35,430
但主播是绝对的可乐爱好者

530
00:22:35,430 --> 00:22:38,900
虽然现在在戒了

531
00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:39,620
菠萝啤

532
00:22:39,620 --> 00:22:40,970
不是全国都有

533
00:22:40,970 --> 00:22:46,220
好像主播只有在广东的时候看喝酒比较多

534
00:22:47,220 --> 00:22:49,950
就是天狗版的天池嗯

535
00:22:49,950 --> 00:22:51,230
怎么回事

536
00:22:51,230 --> 00:22:53,750
大过年的听点吉利的

537
00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:55,700
轻点那个电棍过年吧

538
00:22:55,700 --> 00:22:58,510
哦谢谢自非凡宇的红灯笼

539
00:22:58,510 --> 00:22:59,050
红豆泥

540
00:22:59,050 --> 00:22:59,710
阿里嘎多

541
00:22:59,710 --> 00:23:00,730
感谢支持

542
00:23:00,730 --> 00:23:01,570
谢谢谢谢

543
00:23:01,570 --> 00:23:02,350
欢迎椅子磕墙

544
00:23:02,350 --> 00:23:03,280
新年好

545
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:07,930
如何评价你的1.2l保温杯里都是可乐

546
00:23:07,930 --> 00:23:10,610
我的评价是含金量不高

547
00:23:10,610 --> 00:23:11,720
含金量不行

548
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:12,410
你知道吧

549
00:23:12,410 --> 00:23:14,100
含金量不可以

550
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:18,160
你这1.2l保温杯里面起码得有个1l冰

551
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:20,320
你这可乐才能一直保气吧

552
00:23:20,540 --> 00:23:23,690
拿保温杯装那个凉饮料

553
00:23:23,690 --> 00:23:25,940
然后又不加冰块的话

554
00:23:25,940 --> 00:23:27,050
它最后会很闷

555
00:23:27,050 --> 00:23:30,550
它那个味道就会像嗯很难说

556
00:23:30,550 --> 00:23:32,410
反正最后很闷啊

557
00:23:32,410 --> 00:23:34,420
是天猫的乱斗卡

558
00:23:34,420 --> 00:23:36,340
歌词发我人在哪里发

559
00:23:36,340 --> 00:23:37,360
我的对了

560
00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:41,230
昨天那个小灰灰说私信我了哦

561
00:23:41,230 --> 00:23:42,460
我说私信我了

562
00:23:42,460 --> 00:23:45,280
然后那个给我发了什么新年祝福

563
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:46,780
我咋没看到呢

564
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,060
好奇怪哦

565
00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:49,980
我有一些私信你们说发了

566
00:23:49,980 --> 00:23:51,160
但是我看不到

567
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:52,240
我看看啊

568
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:54,160
什么天狗版麒麟

569
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:57,700
我声音大是因为舔得动

570
00:23:57,740 --> 00:24:01,340
探探用了10年没约到过一个人

571
00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:02,419
我也不屑

572
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:04,380
虽然没有早恋过

573
00:24:04,380 --> 00:24:05,760
但读书这么多年

574
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:08,460
可以说完全是为了女同学

575
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,890
祖孙三代靠领养

576
00:24:10,890 --> 00:24:12,260
因为舔不到

577
00:24:12,260 --> 00:24:14,540
用过3600张

578
00:24:14,540 --> 00:24:18,620
也没有女人愿意教我的天哪

579
00:24:18,620 --> 00:24:20,310
这都是啥呀

580
00:24:20,310 --> 00:24:26,920
呃呃这我觉得你当你当追求一个人

581
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:29,980
追求到整个人身为人的尊严和风骨啊

582
00:24:29,980 --> 00:24:32,420
都都已经丧失了的程度下

583
00:24:32,420 --> 00:24:34,160
你自己都不把自己当人了

584
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,980
你也就别指望人家能把你当人了

585
00:24:36,980 --> 00:24:40,530
当你自己都把自己的这个身段放低到

586
00:24:40,530 --> 00:24:41,850
不把自己当人

587
00:24:41,850 --> 00:24:42,630
没有原则

588
00:24:42,630 --> 00:24:44,429
没有底线的这个情况下

589
00:24:44,429 --> 00:24:47,399
很多时候人的第一印象是很重要的

590
00:24:47,399 --> 00:24:48,569
你你觉得是什么

591
00:24:48,569 --> 00:24:50,489
你觉得是你因为爱他

592
00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:52,120
所以才怎么怎么样的

593
00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:54,580
但其实就是当如果你跟他认识

594
00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:58,300
然后你一开始你就对他非常的呃卑微啊

595
00:24:58,300 --> 00:25:01,960
他可能就觉得你就是这么跟别人相处的

596
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,200
所以你不能说什么

597
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:04,430
唉我对他特别好

598
00:25:04,430 --> 00:25:06,429
他怎么没有心呀之类的

599
00:25:06,429 --> 00:25:07,749
不是这样子的

600
00:25:07,749 --> 00:25:09,500
因为人家以为人家觉得

601
00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:13,040
你正常跟外界相处的那个方式就是这样的

602
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:14,680
根本不会觉得是什么

603
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,960
你特别的照顾他啊之类的

604
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:17,920
你知道吧

605
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:19,390
欢迎东一

606
00:25:19,390 --> 00:25:21,250
谢谢老郑的心愿

607
00:25:21,250 --> 00:25:23,140
水晶球后的你

608
00:25:23,140 --> 00:25:24,280
阿里嘎多

609
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:25,570
谢谢谢谢

610
00:25:25,570 --> 00:25:27,090
太破费了

611
00:25:27,090 --> 00:25:29,250
新白水正愁减15分钟

612
00:25:29,250 --> 00:25:30,150
现在30分钟

613
00:25:30,150 --> 00:25:33,850
我们今天的什么今天播到12点啊

614
00:25:33,850 --> 00:25:38,000
然后按舰长跟那个什么提督来算加班呢

615
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,890
舰长提督水晶球

616
00:25:41,570 --> 00:25:43,340
正好把那个蓝桥的

617
00:25:43,340 --> 00:25:46,240
蓝桥的那个那个低调

618
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:52,980
我超球会怀念

619
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:56,060
新年好啊

620
00:25:56,060 --> 00:25:58,680
冬一冬一今天都干什么了

621
00:25:59,340 --> 00:26:01,460
那你明天早上还来吗

622
00:26:01,460 --> 00:26:03,290
我应该是不来了吧

623
00:26:03,290 --> 00:26:04,130
我不知道

624
00:26:04,130 --> 00:26:05,360
我不太清楚

625
00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:06,639
应该是不来

626
00:26:06,780 --> 00:26:08,760
昨晚的班不加了

627
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:12,750
昨天晚上真的没有没有那什么呀

628
00:26:12,750 --> 00:26:15,240
没有加班这个说法呀

629
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,440
别别走好了

630
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:17,520
那我再播一会儿吧

631
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:19,480
大过年的呃

632
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,990
我们这个今年赶得还算好对吧

633
00:26:22,990 --> 00:26:25,810
初七跟大年初一是周六

634
00:26:25,810 --> 00:26:26,590
周日

635
00:26:26,590 --> 00:26:27,970
明天开始

636
00:26:27,970 --> 00:26:29,290
大家虽然还放假

637
00:26:29,290 --> 00:26:31,100
但是我又要去上课

638
00:26:31,100 --> 00:26:32,650
好嘞哈哈

639
00:26:32,650 --> 00:26:34,540
今天不是发新投稿了吗

640
00:26:34,540 --> 00:26:37,540
那新投稿不是我在一起做的吗

641
00:26:37,540 --> 00:26:39,220
真的哎呦

642
00:26:39,860 --> 00:26:41,320
大过年的不直播

643
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:43,900
就是不记得我叫什么

644
00:26:43,900 --> 00:26:45,760
直播间的缓冲界面

645
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:47,280
缓冲的那个圈

646
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:52,020
每转一圈主播的这个功德就狠狠加一是吧

647
00:26:52,020 --> 00:26:53,460
你怎么不打猫呢

648
00:26:53,460 --> 00:26:54,780
你每打猫一下

649
00:26:54,780 --> 00:27:01,069
然后这个攻击了这个抽象鬼物的功德

650
00:27:01,069 --> 00:27:05,780
会让你什么呃什么原版每公斤365天猫

651
00:27:05,780 --> 00:27:08,440
你就会获得一重公立大圆满了

652
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:10,210
积累满九重之后呢

653
00:27:10,210 --> 00:27:11,740
我也不知道会发生什么

654
00:27:12,580 --> 00:27:15,280
真的会有人打9年的猫吗

655
00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:17,340
那你也没见着

656
00:27:17,340 --> 00:27:18,180
你现在就要走

657
00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:19,200
谁说现在就要走啊

658
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,120
现在几点啊

659
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:26,240
这不是才才11点吗

660
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:27,860
这不是才啊

661
00:27:27,860 --> 00:27:28,640
谁说的

662
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:29,120
谁说的

663
00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:30,290
现在就要走啊

664
00:27:30,290 --> 00:27:31,399
谁说的

665
00:27:31,540 --> 00:27:33,100
不不信不传

666
00:27:33,100 --> 00:27:34,240
等反转啊

667
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,400
呃呃全勤全勤

668
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:37,000
好好好

669
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:37,990
全集全勤

670
00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,280
昨天不是说忙吗

671
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:40,060
今天不忙了

672
00:27:40,060 --> 00:27:44,080
老赵肥猫音乐全勤计划启动

673
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,580
全勤全勤

674
00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:48,260
真是的美

675
00:27:52,570 --> 00:27:55,420
我知道了我知道了

676
00:27:55,420 --> 00:27:56,800
真是的

677
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,970
什么网红脸啊

678
00:27:58,970 --> 00:28:02,300
现在十个球就可以送走肥猫了

679
00:28:02,300 --> 00:28:05,630
在飘主播还差六天

680
00:28:05,630 --> 00:28:06,650
还差六天

681
00:28:06,650 --> 00:28:08,660
明天23号还差六天

682
00:28:08,660 --> 00:28:09,890
1月29号

683
00:28:09,890 --> 00:28:12,470
这下这下这下必须得来了

684
00:28:12,470 --> 00:28:13,919
这下肯定要来了

685
00:28:14,100 --> 00:28:15,360
沈逸余辜

686
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:16,560
你别以为我不知道

687
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:19,260
你算着我后台差的那个天数

688
00:28:19,260 --> 00:28:21,690
都把这六天播完啊

689
00:28:21,690 --> 00:28:23,160
等等30年河东

690
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:24,159
30年河西

691
00:28:24,159 --> 00:28:28,179
等老子把这什么把这把这个六天播完

692
00:28:28,179 --> 00:28:29,619
等到29号那天

693
00:28:29,619 --> 00:28:31,110
我宣布放大假

694
00:28:31,110 --> 00:28:33,450
你看你看你会不会求我来

695
00:28:36,300 --> 00:28:38,540
主播好像嗓子确实有点哑了

696
00:28:38,540 --> 00:28:39,920
不知道我昨天咋搞的

697
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:45,820
我超21连胜真多呀呀真多呀

698
00:28:45,820 --> 00:28:48,640
唉哟欢迎一条狼了

699
00:28:49,780 --> 00:28:53,380
主播如何评价我拿烟烟人的号逛语聊天

700
00:28:53,380 --> 00:28:54,160
别人不会念

701
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:55,710
喊他字母歌

702
00:28:55,710 --> 00:28:58,080
aa人的号又是字母哥

703
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:00,750
你说的不会是恐龙马吧

704
00:29:00,750 --> 00:29:04,430
哎呦你说的不会是克罗马奖吧

705
00:29:04,430 --> 00:29:08,540
嗯等主播上播就送水晶球

706
00:29:08,540 --> 00:29:10,700
下播上播就直接下播

707
00:29:10,700 --> 00:29:13,550
主播达不成全别别呀

708
00:29:13,550 --> 00:29:14,750
很重要的

709
00:29:14,750 --> 00:29:17,210
昨天我们在那个吃饭的时候

710
00:29:17,210 --> 00:29:19,040
觥筹交错之间

711
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:21,640
我说我明天我争取睡一会儿

712
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:22,960
然后明天早上去上班

713
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:23,500
他们说啊

714
00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:24,850
你这么辛苦啊

715
00:29:24,850 --> 00:29:27,800
当主播大年初一还有上班的哦

716
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:28,670
我说不是

717
00:29:28,670 --> 00:29:30,950
是因为我有这个全勤任务

718
00:29:30,950 --> 00:29:35,290
我月初的时候这个这个欠了太多的债

719
00:29:35,290 --> 00:29:36,340
年少轻狂

720
00:29:36,340 --> 00:29:38,340
做了太多不懂事的事情

721
00:29:38,340 --> 00:29:41,400
需要月末的这个大量的努力去弥补

722
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:42,180
他说啊

723
00:29:42,180 --> 00:29:44,670
你不是没有什么公会之类的吗

724
00:29:44,670 --> 00:29:47,820
我说但是假如我再去播六天的话

725
00:29:47,820 --> 00:29:49,440
他会多给我发钱

726
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:49,800
诶

727
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:50,760
他会给我发

728
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:52,080
我比了一个数啊

729
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:53,340
我比了一个数字

730
00:29:53,340 --> 00:29:54,370
然后我室友说

731
00:29:54,370 --> 00:29:55,360
快快快快

732
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,940
我我那个那个快上楼快睡觉

733
00:29:57,940 --> 00:30:00,520
这个争取等你的好消息

734
00:30:01,850 --> 00:30:03,680
看到猫猫转名

735
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:04,850
我就高兴什么

736
00:30:04,850 --> 00:30:06,530
这句话把我骗惨了吗

737
00:30:06,530 --> 00:30:08,150
我昨天吃饭的时候还在想

738
00:30:08,150 --> 00:30:08,390
他

739
00:30:08,390 --> 00:30:10,320
真真不行真不行

740
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:12,240
大家现在真没时间睡觉了

741
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:13,200
我现在跟大家说

742
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:19,100
我睡觉的时间就是晚上六点钟到那个呃四点

743
00:30:19,100 --> 00:30:20,030
早上四点

744
00:30:20,030 --> 00:30:23,220
我现在每天是睡睡睡这么长吧

745
00:30:23,220 --> 00:30:26,840
晚上七点到早上四点钟嗯

746
00:30:27,220 --> 00:30:28,120
pick up your

747
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:33,310
所以这个时间完美的覆盖了国内的早场啊

748
00:30:33,310 --> 00:30:35,970
中午场和下午场

749
00:30:35,970 --> 00:30:38,100
所以就只能少来了

750
00:30:38,100 --> 00:30:39,270
那怎么办呢

751
00:30:39,270 --> 00:30:41,580
那你们你们要给我加班加到什么

752
00:30:41,580 --> 00:30:44,040
加到通宵一通宵播六个点

753
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:47,280
播到半夜四点直播坐着叭叭叭叭是吧

754
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:49,960
哈哈睡了十个小时不够是吧

755
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:52,690
你你这个你睡十个小时

756
00:30:52,690 --> 00:30:56,020
假如是晚上十点到早上八点的话

757
00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:59,060
就是健康哥健康作息

758
00:30:59,060 --> 00:31:00,860
但是假如是什么呢

759
00:31:00,860 --> 00:31:05,420
假如是晚上六点七点到早上四点就叫什么

760
00:31:05,420 --> 00:31:06,860
这叫逆天而行

761
00:31:06,860 --> 00:31:08,100
这不行的

762
00:31:08,860 --> 00:31:11,160
而且我睡眠质量比较烂了

763
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:12,120
大家都知道

764
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,310
大家都知道主播睡眠质量比较烂

765
00:31:14,310 --> 00:31:15,600
经常睡到一半

766
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:18,240
然后啪的一下就坐起来之类的

767
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,640
做一些光怪陆离的梦啊

768
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:21,900
可能压力有点大

769
00:31:21,900 --> 00:31:22,820
你知道吧

770
00:31:22,820 --> 00:31:25,280
烟烟的录播不用看听就行

771
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:26,780
画面一直都这样是吧

772
00:31:26,780 --> 00:31:28,700
胖妹妹新年好哦

773
00:31:28,700 --> 00:31:29,860
新年好

774
00:31:30,100 --> 00:31:31,870
早安哟

775
00:31:31,870 --> 00:31:33,820
大初一的起这么早

776
00:31:34,900 --> 00:31:35,880
敬业猫

777
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:37,020
那可不咋的

778
00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:39,000
主播老敬业了

779
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,800
你不能不睡觉

780
00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:47,010
机械飞升的人已经不想睡觉了

781
00:31:47,010 --> 00:31:49,350
让米娅米娅还卡在这里

782
00:31:49,350 --> 00:31:50,670
上不去下不来啊

783
00:31:50,670 --> 00:31:53,159
这问题真的太太严重了

784
00:31:54,780 --> 00:31:56,240
只要乐乐点头

785
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:58,340
我将拥立他为新的米娅米娅

786
00:31:58,340 --> 00:32:01,680
可是可是可是乐乐是想找小男友的

787
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:04,639
那你怎么能拥立他成为新的咩咩啊呢

788
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:07,700
乐乐乐乐乐乐要找小男友了

789
00:32:07,700 --> 00:32:09,030
别搞啊

790
00:32:09,030 --> 00:32:10,800
今早新年好

791
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:12,390
送水晶球

792
00:32:12,390 --> 00:32:14,070
看似主播赚钱了

793
00:32:14,070 --> 00:32:15,590
谁都亏到姥姥家

794
00:32:15,590 --> 00:32:16,970
怎么算一下

795
00:32:16,970 --> 00:32:18,650
一天一个半小时的直播

796
00:32:18,650 --> 00:32:20,150
你趁还没有人上舰

797
00:32:20,150 --> 00:32:22,030
没有人提督的时候

798
00:32:22,030 --> 00:32:23,890
直接给主播加班啊

799
00:32:23,890 --> 00:32:25,750
这给主播进行一个班的加

800
00:32:25,750 --> 00:32:27,440
我算一下呃

801
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,330
一个半小时15分钟

802
00:32:29,330 --> 00:32:30,110
一个球的话

803
00:32:30,110 --> 00:32:31,010
那就是多少

804
00:32:31,010 --> 00:32:32,270
那就是六个球

805
00:32:32,270 --> 00:32:33,650
只剩600块

806
00:32:33,650 --> 00:32:35,330
把主播砸下播啊

807
00:32:35,330 --> 00:32:36,230
连续几天

808
00:32:37,670 --> 00:32:41,090
连续五天主播就达不成全起任务了

809
00:32:41,090 --> 00:32:45,790
这样的话就是你花3000让主播少赚了5000块

810
00:32:45,790 --> 00:32:48,730
因为月末他会他会那个梯度任务

811
00:32:48,730 --> 00:32:50,230
他会额外发5000块

812
00:32:50,230 --> 00:32:51,450
我算了一下

813
00:32:51,450 --> 00:32:54,510
假如说每天都有人这么砸我的话

814
00:32:54,510 --> 00:32:56,790
到月末这个就噶掉了

815
00:32:56,790 --> 00:32:57,990
这个真的就噶掉了

816
00:32:57,990 --> 00:32:59,600
他会多发5000的

817
00:33:02,670 --> 00:33:04,130
别求啦

818
00:33:04,130 --> 00:33:05,570
只是跟大家说一下

819
00:33:05,570 --> 00:33:06,710
千万不要这样

820
00:33:06,710 --> 00:33:08,270
不要不要送球了

821
00:33:08,270 --> 00:33:11,200
主播今天的那个流水任务还差多少

822
00:33:11,340 --> 00:33:13,620
还差还差1400

823
00:33:13,620 --> 00:33:15,340
不会你们都呃

824
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:19,440
主播昨天还有很多欠加班啊

825
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:22,590
库鲁马枪主播主播昨天有九条红地毯

826
00:33:22,590 --> 00:33:23,940
九门提督啊

827
00:33:23,940 --> 00:33:24,760
库鲁玛奇

828
00:33:28,050 --> 00:33:31,010
韭菜的四个招财进宝

829
00:33:31,010 --> 00:33:33,050
谢谢克拉玛酱的两个心愿

830
00:33:33,050 --> 00:33:33,880
水晶球

831
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:34,870
好的你

832
00:33:34,870 --> 00:33:35,890
阿里嘎多

833
00:33:35,890 --> 00:33:37,000
感谢支持

834
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,500
太破费啦

835
00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:39,280
谢谢谢谢

836
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:44,900
喵v圈已经进化到人均出游结婚了

837
00:33:44,900 --> 00:33:48,980
谢谢老郑的三个招财进宝和一个兔耳帽

838
00:33:48,980 --> 00:33:50,660
抱妮妮哄着你

839
00:33:50,660 --> 00:33:55,160
谢谢蕾丝小男友而已哦

840
00:33:55,860 --> 00:33:58,670
乐乐的小男友标准还挺高的

841
00:33:58,670 --> 00:34:01,100
乐乐本身就是很厉害的一个人啊

842
00:34:01,100 --> 00:34:03,500
她希望她的小男友比她更成熟

843
00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:04,960
但是怎么说呢

844
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:06,700
因为这个这个这个原因

845
00:34:06,700 --> 00:34:09,040
主播就被挡在了这个门槛之外

846
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:10,900
她想要一个成熟的小男友

847
00:34:10,900 --> 00:34:14,040
但是我呢我就是一只17岁的肥猫

848
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:15,600
一个萝莉米耶

849
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:19,080
怎么能拥抱一个喜欢成熟人士的哎呀

850
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:20,110
小乐呢

851
00:34:20,110 --> 00:34:22,780
谢谢柳州的两个招财进宝

852
00:34:22,780 --> 00:34:26,100
感谢可乐麻将韭菜老赵

853
00:34:26,100 --> 00:34:28,050
还有老赵帮主播打大乱斗

854
00:34:28,050 --> 00:34:29,010
你二三连胜

855
00:34:29,010 --> 00:34:30,630
感谢欢千秋

856
00:34:30,630 --> 00:34:31,920
太原新年好

857
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:34,680
是个主播都有的主播

858
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:35,910
什么意思啊

859
00:34:35,910 --> 00:34:39,510
全世界所有的主播都有小男友了啊

860
00:34:39,510 --> 00:34:41,080
还都结婚了

861
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:42,380
还都什么

862
00:34:42,380 --> 00:34:43,520
要么订婚了

863
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:44,240
要么结婚了

864
00:34:44,240 --> 00:34:45,790
要么宣布婚讯了

865
00:34:45,790 --> 00:34:47,470
在那个评论区里面

866
00:34:47,470 --> 00:34:50,410
然后路人去问什么时候生孩子呀

867
00:34:50,410 --> 00:34:51,730
什么时候有小孩呀

868
00:34:51,730 --> 00:34:53,110
然后主播娇羞的回答

869
00:34:53,110 --> 00:34:54,370
快乐快乐

870
00:34:54,370 --> 00:34:55,630
然后都是祝福的

871
00:34:55,630 --> 00:34:57,910
其实我觉得都是祝福的还挺好的

872
00:34:57,910 --> 00:34:59,930
这说明不是不是什么

873
00:34:59,930 --> 00:35:03,580
不是不是所有都都那么硬气的

874
00:35:03,580 --> 00:35:07,900
也不一定非要那个什么吧感觉

875
00:35:07,900 --> 00:35:09,100
但是咋说呢

876
00:35:09,100 --> 00:35:09,940
又有一个问题

877
00:35:09,940 --> 00:35:13,450
就是祝福的人好像其实都不是那个主播的观众

878
00:35:13,450 --> 00:35:16,570
好像很多都不是那个主播的原声观众

879
00:35:16,570 --> 00:35:18,310
因为没有牌子的

880
00:35:18,310 --> 00:35:19,999
大部分都是路人

881
00:35:19,999 --> 00:35:21,739
路人看了之后说啊

882
00:35:21,739 --> 00:35:23,479
祝福祝福幸福幸福

883
00:35:23,479 --> 00:35:28,430
这样子我超球怎么就可以走了

884
00:35:28,430 --> 00:35:30,410
没有没有可以走呢

885
00:35:30,410 --> 00:35:33,110
这是什么两个球

886
00:35:33,110 --> 00:35:38,360
老郑的那个跟跟那个蓝桥扛把子的舰长顶掉了

887
00:35:39,500 --> 00:35:42,010
所以就才扣了半个小时而已

888
00:35:42,010 --> 00:35:45,280
小意思小意思小意思哈哈

889
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:47,290
白河豚去死吧

890
00:35:47,290 --> 00:35:48,300
什么意思

891
00:35:48,359 --> 00:35:49,919
白河豚去死吧

892
00:35:49,919 --> 00:35:50,789
什么意思啊

893
00:35:50,789 --> 00:35:52,919
这什么乐乐是你的是吧

894
00:35:52,919 --> 00:35:53,339
你是乐乐

895
00:35:53,339 --> 00:35:54,880
哪有粉

896
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:57,460
近水楼台先得月

897
00:35:57,460 --> 00:35:58,420
你还有机会

898
00:35:58,420 --> 00:35:59,080
我跟你说

899
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:00,580
我给你写一个剧本啊

900
00:36:00,580 --> 00:36:04,260
就是什么米娅米娅是一个废物大学生

901
00:36:04,260 --> 00:36:06,450
但是米娅米娅有一个网络身份

902
00:36:06,450 --> 00:36:10,890
就是是网络上超可爱的人气偶像米娅酱

903
00:36:10,890 --> 00:36:11,550
呃

904
00:36:11,550 --> 00:36:16,440
乐乐呢是这个呃商业精英啊

905
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:19,620
这个这个比主播大一岁的商业精英

906
00:36:19,620 --> 00:36:23,950
然后同时既成熟性格呢又比较可爱呃

907
00:36:23,950 --> 00:36:28,090
这个主播平常那个会做点好吃的

908
00:36:28,090 --> 00:36:30,500
会喊乐乐韩乐乐那个什么

909
00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:34,700
然后乐乐呢就帮就帮就帮主播切菜

910
00:36:34,700 --> 00:36:36,640
这个非常的琴瑟和鸣啊

911
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:38,980
直到有一天我们两个人都毕业了

912
00:36:38,980 --> 00:36:40,300
因为毕业了之后吧

913
00:36:40,300 --> 00:36:42,280
就是会有拿卡的

914
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:43,730
拿pr的之类的

915
00:36:43,730 --> 00:36:47,360
嗯乐乐呢凭借着自己优秀的学术能力

916
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:48,530
获得了什么

917
00:36:48,530 --> 00:36:53,370
获得了这个呃当地的这个永居权啊

918
00:36:53,370 --> 00:36:54,510
但是咩咩啊

919
00:36:54,510 --> 00:36:56,850
因为他在学校的绩点实在是太低了

920
00:36:56,850 --> 00:36:58,960
他的工作能力呢也是一塌糊涂

921
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:01,480
他只擅长在网络上扮演电子宠物

922
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,180
所以实在是没办法了

923
00:37:03,180 --> 00:37:04,200
没有办法了

924
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:06,720
然后就是绵绵就求助乐乐说

925
00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:09,600
那个我我已经拿不下留在这里的签证了

926
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:11,490
但是我们还有最后一条路可走

927
00:37:11,490 --> 00:37:12,990
乐乐拜托了

928
00:37:12,990 --> 00:37:13,470
求求你

929
00:37:13,470 --> 00:37:14,720
我什么都会做的

930
00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:16,580
等等说嗯怎么了

931
00:37:16,580 --> 00:37:17,720
没什么问题吧

932
00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:18,260
怎么了

933
00:37:18,260 --> 00:37:19,100
有什么事情吗

934
00:37:19,100 --> 00:37:21,680
他说那个你已经拿了签证呃

935
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:23,660
然后我们又是合租在一起

936
00:37:23,660 --> 00:37:25,040
水电那个网费啊

937
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:26,660
一起交的这种关系

938
00:37:26,660 --> 00:37:29,990
所以说只要只要你给我办理假结婚

939
00:37:29,990 --> 00:37:32,660
主播就可以顺理成章的留在这里

940
00:37:32,660 --> 00:37:34,490
不用不用那个什么了

941
00:37:34,490 --> 00:37:36,260
不用被亲戚朋友嘲笑

942
00:37:36,260 --> 00:37:38,620
不用让爸爸失望了

943
00:37:38,660 --> 00:37:39,740
哎呦

944
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,470
然后乐乐乐乐思前想后说

945
00:37:42,470 --> 00:37:45,440
那这个我我出门上班的时候

946
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:48,580
你要一天三顿的给我做好吃的

947
00:37:48,580 --> 00:37:49,600
我要吃

948
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:50,740
你烧得到

949
00:37:50,740 --> 00:37:52,910
然后我说没问题

950
00:37:52,910 --> 00:37:54,170
只要你答应我

951
00:37:54,170 --> 00:37:56,930
他们要多少有多少呃

952
00:37:56,930 --> 00:37:58,420
然后就这样

953
00:37:58,420 --> 00:38:02,020
我们就步入了什么假结婚的这个快乐生活呀

954
00:38:02,020 --> 00:38:03,280
主播编完了

955
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:04,720
主播编完了新年快乐

956
00:38:04,720 --> 00:38:06,340
阿姨新年快乐

957
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:08,500
看一下大家弹幕啊

958
00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:09,940
主播编的时候实在不敢看

959
00:38:09,940 --> 00:38:10,840
我怕你们骂我

960
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:11,560
让我破防

961
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:14,000
哈哈哈哈哈哎刘忠

962
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,890
谢谢柳州的水晶球

963
00:38:15,890 --> 00:38:17,690
谢谢小灰灰的哦

964
00:38:17,690 --> 00:38:22,080
哦谢谢小灰灰的金色希无敌

965
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:24,440
小灰灰后的你爱你爱的

966
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:25,520
谢谢谢

967
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:26,960
本场最佳助攻

968
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:31,370
柳州和灰色收尾人捏我超无敌收老爷

969
00:38:31,370 --> 00:38:32,710
欢迎米三开奖

970
00:38:32,710 --> 00:38:33,610
新年好

971
00:38:33,610 --> 00:38:36,800
金希嗯嗯这个比走线强

972
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:37,940
主播是懂的

973
00:38:37,940 --> 00:38:38,780
你看是吧

974
00:38:38,780 --> 00:38:39,920
挺不错的吧

975
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:40,880
什么叫绝了

976
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:41,840
它就听话了

977
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:43,320
好可怕呀

978
00:38:43,359 --> 00:38:45,279
你是喜欢强制爱的

979
00:38:45,279 --> 00:38:46,839
你是懂得强制爱的

980
00:38:46,839 --> 00:38:48,399
要把它关地下室里面去

981
00:38:48,399 --> 00:38:49,839
三天喂一顿泡面是吧

982
00:38:49,839 --> 00:38:51,779
不行只能这么多烟烟人啊

983
00:38:51,779 --> 00:38:56,690
就乐乐不能不能不能不能这个这么这么那啥呀

984
00:38:56,690 --> 00:38:58,280
这么坏懂吧

985
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:00,560
美颜比亚的绿卡洁净指南

986
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:01,580
那可不咋的

987
00:39:01,580 --> 00:39:02,960
你跟室友结婚可以啊

988
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,920
但是据说结婚呃

989
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:10,959
结婚好像是不但要背出两方的一些特征啊

990
00:39:10,959 --> 00:39:13,539
还需要说出来什么对方身体特征

991
00:39:13,539 --> 00:39:16,140
比如说对方的后背上有颗痣啊

992
00:39:16,140 --> 00:39:17,780
什么什么之类的

993
00:39:17,780 --> 00:39:19,160
对方哪里有胎记啊

994
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:20,480
这这种问题会不会问啊

995
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:20,840
我不知道

996
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:22,640
我听说有人有人说会问的

997
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:23,720
但感觉很可怕啊

998
00:39:24,590 --> 00:39:25,940
怎么回是的

999
00:39:25,940 --> 00:39:27,080
谢谢柳州的心愿

1000
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:29,420
水晶球主播要下播了

1001
00:39:29,420 --> 00:39:33,550
这就那真剩30分钟了

1002
00:39:33,550 --> 00:39:36,520
主播的时间好像一次不太多了

1003
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:37,460
这怎么办啊

1004
00:39:37,660 --> 00:39:39,860
主播为长期居住

1005
00:39:39,860 --> 00:39:42,020
进城免费长期保姆

1006
00:39:42,020 --> 00:39:43,620
那可不咋的

1007
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:45,960
对剧本就是这么写的

1008
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:49,160
两个人先因为这种种原因住在一起

1009
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:51,860
然后在脱离了其他的室友之后

1010
00:39:51,860 --> 00:39:54,890
就是逐渐发掘彼此的真心啊之类的

1011
00:39:54,890 --> 00:39:56,330
但是又碍于什么呢

1012
00:39:56,330 --> 00:39:58,370
又碍于这个这个一个有前男友

1013
00:39:58,370 --> 00:40:00,450
一个有前女友什么之类的啊

1014
00:40:00,450 --> 00:40:04,050
两个人都都以为对方是什么逢场作戏啊

1015
00:40:04,050 --> 00:40:04,950
都以为对方啊

1016
00:40:04,950 --> 00:40:09,419
别送了阿弥

1017
00:40:11,499 --> 00:40:12,959
我还没插下来

1018
00:40:12,959 --> 00:40:14,339
婚后生活呢

1019
00:40:14,339 --> 00:40:16,820
你让我再播一会吧

1020
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:19,860
好痛苦啊

1021
00:40:20,259 --> 00:40:22,119
主播还没唱响完

1022
00:40:22,119 --> 00:40:23,679
婚后生活呢

1023
00:40:23,679 --> 00:40:25,940
让我再播一会嘛

1024
00:40:26,819 --> 00:40:30,920
那个你们你们大过年的

1025
00:40:31,579 --> 00:40:35,589
怎么红包里都是新买水晶球啊

1026
00:40:35,589 --> 00:40:40,170
怎么就没有那个这个这个舰长

1027
00:40:40,170 --> 00:40:44,760
就就就提督这这种蓝蓝紫紫的东西

1028
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:48,779
怎么都男子混成水晶球了是吧

1029
00:40:50,219 --> 00:40:54,200
那主播的斯德哥尔摩综合症

1030
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:55,760
操作能力一直可以的

1031
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:57,260
什么先pua是吧

1032
00:40:57,260 --> 00:40:59,040
谢谢谢谢弹幕

1033
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:02,160
昨天的红到底是加还是不加我

1034
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:05,460
我是想就是慢慢还的

1035
00:41:05,460 --> 00:41:06,540
我是想慢慢还的

1036
00:41:06,540 --> 00:41:08,160
昨天红地毯九个小时

1037
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:09,979
一天肯定还不完的啦

1038
00:41:09,979 --> 00:41:13,039
但昨天是播了三个半小时

1039
00:41:13,039 --> 00:41:14,959
然后正常来算的话

1040
00:41:14,959 --> 00:41:16,549
就还欠了七个

1041
00:41:16,549 --> 00:41:19,069
应该是昨天的债

1042
00:41:19,069 --> 00:41:20,209
还欠不欠

1043
00:41:20,209 --> 00:41:21,679
你们想让我欠吗

1044
00:41:21,679 --> 00:41:22,879
听大家的吧

1045
00:41:22,879 --> 00:41:27,729
嗯谢谢克罗马教和心海的心愿

1046
00:41:27,729 --> 00:41:29,870
水晶球太破费了

1047
00:41:29,870 --> 00:41:31,820
好的你阿里嘎多

1048
00:41:31,820 --> 00:41:32,810
感谢支持

1049
00:41:32,810 --> 00:41:34,070
我晚点看录播

1050
00:41:34,070 --> 00:41:35,570
就好像很有意思的样子

1051
00:41:35,570 --> 00:41:37,070
别呀哈哈

1052
00:41:37,070 --> 00:41:38,630
别看金星

1053
00:41:38,630 --> 00:41:41,690
别看他霸凌我有什么好看的

1054
00:41:41,690 --> 00:41:43,730
拜拜别走啊

1055
00:41:43,730 --> 00:41:47,340
别怎么怎么就拜拜了

1056
00:41:47,340 --> 00:41:48,660
刚还没来多久

1057
00:41:48,660 --> 00:41:50,010
才40分钟

1058
00:41:50,010 --> 00:41:53,120
欢乐的时光没有这么短暂的

1059
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:55,060
别陪一根了

1060
00:41:55,060 --> 00:41:56,260
真戒了

1061
00:41:56,260 --> 00:41:58,480
查询流水任务与亏损

1062
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:00,130
我今天还差多少

1063
00:42:00,130 --> 00:42:03,879
我今天差还差还差七七千

1064
00:42:03,879 --> 00:42:06,239
电池好家

1065
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:08,279
7000电池这一天就亏了多少

1066
00:42:08,279 --> 00:42:12,500
这一天就亏了1000块别呀

1067
00:42:13,359 --> 00:42:16,799
骗子们不欠不像289不要啊

1068
00:42:16,799 --> 00:42:18,179
今天最后一天了

1069
00:42:18,179 --> 00:42:22,570
我们我们这么困难的什么周四这么这么艰辛的

1070
00:42:22,570 --> 00:42:24,670
周二这么难过的周三

1071
00:42:24,670 --> 00:42:26,830
这都这都度过来了

1072
00:42:26,830 --> 00:42:27,910
剩最后一天

1073
00:42:27,910 --> 00:42:30,790
然后奖励还比往天多好多

1074
00:42:30,790 --> 00:42:32,060
你知道吧

1075
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:36,520
呵呵奖励还比往天多好多哇

1076
00:42:37,540 --> 00:42:42,180
我超这是十连能出的东西吗

1077
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:46,570
谢谢金星的星月水晶球

1078
00:42:46,570 --> 00:42:49,480
谢谢钟老爷的超级无敌新春宝盒

1079
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:50,440
十连红豆泥

1080
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:51,520
阿里嘎多

1081
00:42:51,740 --> 00:42:52,280
哎

1082
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:56,340
我去繁星闪烁满天传

1083
00:42:57,519 --> 00:43:00,029
谢谢欧洲的欢庆时刻

1084
00:43:00,029 --> 00:43:02,939
锦鲤兔五个招财进宝和三个兔耳帽子

1085
00:43:02,939 --> 00:43:04,370
你也感谢支持

1086
00:43:04,370 --> 00:43:06,110
欢庆时刻加20分钟

1087
00:43:06,110 --> 00:43:09,740
主播主播又能再苟20分钟了啊

1088
00:43:09,740 --> 00:43:11,930
主播又能再苟20分钟了

1089
00:43:11,930 --> 00:43:15,640
开心关键时刻加20分钟呢

1090
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:18,740
看看看看看看看看看哇

1091
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:21,180
新年行大运

1092
00:43:21,180 --> 00:43:22,140
谢谢无敌

1093
00:43:22,140 --> 00:43:22,830
郑老爷

1094
00:43:22,830 --> 00:43:24,390
把你的好运分给我念

1095
00:43:24,390 --> 00:43:26,010
哼叫你阿里嘎多

1096
00:43:26,010 --> 00:43:27,200
欢迎诺伊

1097
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:28,880
啊哈哈

1098
00:43:28,899 --> 00:43:31,839
你很难抵挡得住御姐的诱惑

1099
00:43:31,839 --> 00:43:33,639
我的新皮肤也很御的

1100
00:43:33,639 --> 00:43:35,619
只要不看脸

1101
00:43:36,220 --> 00:43:37,260
只要不看脸

1102
00:43:37,260 --> 00:43:39,160
我的新皮肤也很欲的

1103
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:40,240
你说的对

1104
00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:41,680
但是水晶球

1105
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:45,340
星愿水晶球是由米耶米娅设定的减班礼物

1106
00:43:45,340 --> 00:43:47,300
被观众们广为喜爱

1107
00:43:47,300 --> 00:43:49,970
抬走比耶哈哈哈哈

1108
00:43:49,970 --> 00:43:51,260
那我的球呢

1109
00:43:51,260 --> 00:43:51,860
我球呢

1110
00:43:51,860 --> 00:43:52,580
谢谢机械

1111
00:43:52,580 --> 00:43:54,010
谢谢水晶球啊

1112
00:43:54,010 --> 00:43:56,350
我求了队友精心的扣了

1113
00:43:56,350 --> 00:43:58,260
那我还剩五分钟是吧

1114
00:43:58,339 --> 00:44:00,379
我流水还差多少

1115
00:44:00,379 --> 00:44:02,299
大家大家天天帮我充任务

1116
00:44:02,299 --> 00:44:02,779
轰动你

1117
00:44:02,779 --> 00:44:05,919
阿里嘎多还差一二百吧

1118
00:44:05,919 --> 00:44:07,299
好像是一二百

1119
00:44:07,299 --> 00:44:08,409
谢谢千秋

1120
00:44:08,409 --> 00:44:10,389
太原的青春宝盒的兔耳帽帽

1121
00:44:10,389 --> 00:44:12,720
你咳咳咳

1122
00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:17,130
主播主播主播嗯嗯嗯喂

1123
00:44:17,130 --> 00:44:18,060
听得到吗

1124
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:20,760
不行啊

1125
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:24,580
大家就是还是像那个之前一样啊

1126
00:44:24,580 --> 00:44:27,820
就是他们说主播一一想一想

1127
00:44:27,820 --> 00:44:31,070
当御姐就像什么声带出问题了一样

1128
00:44:31,070 --> 00:44:34,970
就根本根本根本没有那种御姐的感觉啊

1129
00:44:34,970 --> 00:44:35,720
你明白吗

1130
00:44:35,720 --> 00:44:39,720
嗯哦谢谢老郑的七个招财进宝

1131
00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:43,020
一个小雪人和两个兔耳猫猫捏

1132
00:44:43,020 --> 00:44:44,040
感谢支持

1133
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:45,060
太破费

1134
00:44:45,060 --> 00:44:49,930
然后等你阿里嘎多给大家看看看看看看

1135
00:44:49,930 --> 00:44:51,910
分享欢庆时刻

1136
00:44:51,910 --> 00:44:53,370
我当时在想

1137
00:44:53,370 --> 00:44:57,210
这谁谁一天能有更多的那个礼物啊

1138
00:44:57,210 --> 00:44:59,790
给大家分享主播的欢庆时刻

1139
00:44:59,790 --> 00:45:02,910
捏呃啊本周开播满七天

1140
00:45:02,910 --> 00:45:06,960
恭喜获得4000元奖励金耶

1141
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:07,980
谢谢各位

1142
00:45:07,980 --> 00:45:11,790
我爹主播主播好像激动的像像那个什么

1143
00:45:12,570 --> 00:45:13,830
这玩意儿太好玩了

1144
00:45:13,830 --> 00:45:17,719
主播主播什么主播主播主播主播激动了

1145
00:45:17,719 --> 00:45:19,759
好像这辈子从来没有上过台一样

1146
00:45:19,759 --> 00:45:21,259
感觉有点像颁奖典礼啊

1147
00:45:21,259 --> 00:45:22,580
不确定再看看

1148
00:45:22,580 --> 00:45:25,010
谢谢燕燕tv

1149
00:45:25,010 --> 00:45:27,140
谢谢燕燕人卫视

1150
00:45:27,140 --> 00:45:30,450
谢谢各位对我的支持和陪伴

1151
00:45:30,450 --> 00:45:31,830
谢谢各位心愿

1152
00:45:31,830 --> 00:45:32,670
水晶球

1153
00:45:32,670 --> 00:45:33,690
各位舰长

1154
00:45:33,690 --> 00:45:34,500
各位提督

1155
00:45:34,500 --> 00:45:35,550
各位红地毯

1156
00:45:35,550 --> 00:45:36,930
各位新春盲盒

1157
00:45:36,930 --> 00:45:38,890
各位各种各样的礼物

1158
00:45:38,890 --> 00:45:42,670
为米耶米亚赢得了如此宝贵的荣誉和奖项

1159
00:45:42,670 --> 00:45:45,880
在这个新年伊始万物复苏的日子里

1160
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,430
米亚米亚很荣幸啊

1161
00:45:48,430 --> 00:45:50,110
这个获得了这个奖励金

1162
00:45:50,110 --> 00:45:51,880
获得的灵感动

1163
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:54,070
谢谢快进到

1164
00:45:54,070 --> 00:45:55,390
感谢支持

1165
00:45:55,390 --> 00:45:57,499
嘿嘿没有

1166
00:45:57,499 --> 00:46:00,439
这个是一周加起来一共4000啊

1167
00:46:00,439 --> 00:46:01,729
一共给4000块

1168
00:46:01,729 --> 00:46:05,500
对一周加起来一共给4000块

1169
00:46:05,500 --> 00:46:08,279
要不然为什么我我我那什么呀

1170
00:46:08,279 --> 00:46:11,759
哎呦他这个这个今天今天是给900

1171
00:46:11,759 --> 00:46:13,199
今天给900来着

1172
00:46:13,199 --> 00:46:15,190
但是为什么不让我领取啊

1173
00:46:15,224 --> 00:46:19,150
满腹的思念期待你

1174
00:46:19,150 --> 00:46:20,890
为什么不让我领取啊

1175
00:46:20,890 --> 00:46:23,700
我心里面

1176
00:46:25,700 --> 00:46:28,060
今天大额奖励金没有领取

1177
00:46:28,060 --> 00:46:28,660
按键

1178
00:46:31,540 --> 00:46:37,740
为什么我的钱我的米呢啊有温泉

1179
00:46:40,009 --> 00:46:41,779
没有领取的按键

1180
00:46:41,779 --> 00:46:43,939
有你在身边

1181
00:46:43,939 --> 00:46:46,340
在身边放过花灯

1182
00:46:46,340 --> 00:46:47,780
走过雪

1183
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:50,000
我的园

1184
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,700
我的园子

1185
00:46:58,090 --> 00:46:59,230
我的按键

1186
00:47:01,330 --> 00:47:08,350
我的脸把红尘都每1年受不了

1187
00:47:08,350 --> 00:47:12,180
忍住佳佳佳佳人中

1188
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:15,900
为什么别的歌咱要不算了

1189
00:47:15,900 --> 00:47:16,920
别别当御姐了

1190
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:18,180
我觉得挺好听的呀

1191
00:47:18,180 --> 00:47:18,900
还挺好听的

1192
00:47:18,900 --> 00:47:19,440
你知道吧

1193
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:20,100
流水够了

1194
00:47:20,100 --> 00:47:20,920
下播吧

1195
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:21,820
钱够了

1196
00:47:21,820 --> 00:47:22,690
怎么不行

1197
00:47:22,690 --> 00:47:25,260
我还想跟大家多待一会儿呢

1198
00:47:25,339 --> 00:47:27,259
啊谁送的700水晶球

1199
00:47:29,899 --> 00:47:31,519
谢谢今夕的心愿

1200
00:47:31,519 --> 00:47:34,640
水晶球就真走了啊

1201
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:38,910
主播主播主播直播一小时打三把大乱斗

1202
00:47:38,910 --> 00:47:41,130
跟大家简单聊聊聊天

1203
00:47:41,130 --> 00:47:45,510
然后大家巴不得主播赶快赶快赶快下播去

1204
00:47:45,510 --> 00:47:48,259
那个什么完成主播的那个任务

1205
00:47:49,939 --> 00:47:51,739
好可怕好可怕

1206
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:55,160
还没下播吧

1207
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:59,180
我不知道正常直播的时候就能领谁送的星愿

1208
00:47:59,180 --> 00:47:59,840
水晶球

1209
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:00,860
真心送的

1210
00:48:00,860 --> 00:48:03,720
我看到了啊

1211
00:48:03,720 --> 00:48:05,280
谢谢迪西的心愿

1212
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:06,450
水晶球

1213
00:48:06,450 --> 00:48:09,630
我会好好看录播的

1214
00:48:09,630 --> 00:48:13,020
我怎么感觉你好像清算我呀

1215
00:48:13,020 --> 00:48:15,300
怎么有人要清算主播呀

1216
00:48:15,300 --> 00:48:19,610
那我们那我们今天就就这么下了

1217
00:48:19,610 --> 00:48:21,830
主播的时间真的没有了

1218
00:48:21,830 --> 00:48:25,180
他怎么找找理由也被剪光了

1219
00:48:26,660 --> 00:48:29,320
为什么大家都在送心愿水晶球呢

1220
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:34,360
因为呃心愿水晶球可以分为三个部分来理解啊

1221
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:35,380
一个是星星

1222
00:48:35,380 --> 00:48:36,610
一个是愿望

1223
00:48:36,610 --> 00:48:39,700
还有一个是装饰性的水晶球啊

1224
00:48:39,700 --> 00:48:42,490
星星往往让人联想到星空

1225
00:48:42,490 --> 00:48:43,900
跟米亚米亚沟通

1226
00:48:43,900 --> 00:48:46,450
星空的魔法非常的搭配啊

1227
00:48:46,450 --> 00:48:48,010
还有那个星星的

1228
00:48:48,010 --> 00:48:50,890
一般有一种说法是向繁星许愿啊

1229
00:48:50,890 --> 00:48:52,750
这就引申到了第二个寓意

1230
00:48:52,750 --> 00:48:55,640
就是愿望满足米娅米娅的愿望

1231
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:57,080
米耶米娅的愿望是什么呢

1232
00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:58,190
作为一个打工人

1233
00:48:58,190 --> 00:49:00,680
大家认为对米米亚最好的方式

1234
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:02,160
就是赶快送到下班

1235
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:03,900
在新春伊始之际

1236
00:49:03,900 --> 00:49:05,790
在这个阖家团圆之际

1237
00:49:05,790 --> 00:49:08,580
希望米耶米娅也可以享受到下班的安宁

1238
00:49:08,580 --> 00:49:10,900
这就是大家认为的米耶米娅的愿望

1239
00:49:10,900 --> 00:49:14,530
水晶球呢通常是青春期萌动的男生

1240
00:49:14,530 --> 00:49:17,740
女生之间互相传递的一种礼物啊

1241
00:49:17,740 --> 00:49:19,810
它通常不是非常的昂贵

1242
00:49:19,810 --> 00:49:21,850
但是呢又有很多的可爱的

1243
00:49:21,850 --> 00:49:23,770
这种幼稚的心意的表达

1244
00:49:23,770 --> 00:49:25,630
所以组合在一起的心愿

1245
00:49:25,630 --> 00:49:28,430
水晶球是一种非常完美的赠送

1246
00:49:28,430 --> 00:49:30,290
给米耶米亚这个小学女生

1247
00:49:30,290 --> 00:49:31,730
又能满足她的心愿的

1248
00:49:31,730 --> 00:49:34,010
又能表达你对米娅米娅的回复

1249
00:49:34,010 --> 00:49:38,220
跟喜欢的一种经济实用的

1250
00:49:38,220 --> 00:49:41,670
广受好评的绝佳礼物啊

1251
00:49:41,670 --> 00:49:43,140
同时作为b站礼物

1252
00:49:43,140 --> 00:49:44,460
它还有着一种特点

1253
00:49:44,460 --> 00:49:45,220
这是什么呢

1254
00:49:45,220 --> 00:49:47,620
特效非常的美轮美奂啊

1255
00:49:47,620 --> 00:49:48,460
非常梦幻

1256
00:49:48,460 --> 00:49:51,029
很受大家的欢迎

1257
00:49:51,029 --> 00:49:54,730
哈哈我编不下去了

1258
00:49:54,730 --> 00:49:59,240
你们解决问题还是在仰仗星月水晶球吗

1259
00:49:59,919 --> 00:50:03,780
我的球哎呀没了卡了

1260
00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:07,860
清算主播的事情我做的多了去了

1261
00:50:07,860 --> 00:50:08,700
不差你一个

1262
00:50:08,700 --> 00:50:10,500
就是你传播主播

1263
00:50:10,500 --> 00:50:14,179
嘿哈嘿的录音是吧

1264
00:50:14,179 --> 00:50:17,719
你等着这个主播等着哈哈哈

1265
00:50:17,719 --> 00:50:21,020
主播主播在新的1年里一定会好好照顾你呢

1266
00:50:21,020 --> 00:50:24,340
你给主播等着哈哈哎呦

1267
00:50:24,340 --> 00:50:26,230
欢迎蓝桥扛把子

1268
00:50:26,230 --> 00:50:30,950
看看主播今天收到了多少美丽的心愿水晶求问

1269
00:50:30,950 --> 00:50:33,290
谢谢老郑的一个心愿水晶球

1270
00:50:33,290 --> 00:50:36,440
谢谢科罗娜酱的三个心愿水晶球

1271
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:38,770
谢谢金希的啊

1272
00:50:38,770 --> 00:50:41,050
谢谢今夕的两个心愿

1273
00:50:41,050 --> 00:50:42,200
水晶球啊

1274
00:50:42,399 --> 00:50:44,259
非常的美丽呀

1275
00:50:44,259 --> 00:50:48,080
哎呀这个一晃这个时间呢

1276
00:50:48,580 --> 00:50:50,980
时间过得总是这么快

1277
00:50:50,980 --> 00:50:54,850
一转眼我们又要到说再见的时候了

1278
00:50:54,850 --> 00:50:59,620
那么一首好听的戒烟送给大家

1279
00:50:59,620 --> 00:51:00,700
红豆泥

1280
00:51:00,700 --> 00:51:02,610
阿里嘎多

1281
00:51:02,610 --> 00:51:05,020
咳咳咳

1282
00:51:05,020 --> 00:51:07,540
要不然我直接开个录播站给你挂了算了

1283
00:51:07,540 --> 00:51:08,500
房间删录播

1284
00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:09,820
我一般是不删的

1285
00:51:09,820 --> 00:51:11,650
一般一般是不删的

1286
00:51:11,650 --> 00:51:15,910
但是呃除非有一些这个特殊情况啊

1287
00:51:15,910 --> 00:51:16,649
你知道吧

1288
00:51:16,649 --> 00:51:19,049
为什么大v不给别人看录播

1289
00:51:19,049 --> 00:51:20,249
我算是知道了

1290
00:51:20,249 --> 00:51:24,349
而且很多大v他都是禁止私自去上传录播的

1291
00:51:24,349 --> 00:51:24,949
你知道吗

1292
00:51:24,949 --> 00:51:26,239
因为因为什么

1293
00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:29,590
因为因为那个他哪一场直播里面

1294
00:51:29,590 --> 00:51:31,810
万一有说了一些什么奇怪的话

1295
00:51:31,810 --> 00:51:34,150
像我一样说了一些奇怪的话

1296
00:51:34,150 --> 00:51:37,480
然后被人家截图传播到什么贴吧

1297
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:39,060
什么论坛里面去

1298
00:51:39,060 --> 00:51:40,860
那要不要面子的嘛

1299
00:51:40,860 --> 00:51:43,740
那那那这个肯定肯定不要面子了

1300
00:51:43,740 --> 00:51:45,360
所以为了面子着想嘛

1301
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:47,480
为了怕被人3.1

1302
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:51,410
那这个肯定还是要要情商的情商的

1303
00:51:51,410 --> 00:51:54,110
而且这个东西一般还是只有自己留档

1304
00:51:54,110 --> 00:51:55,370
会比较安全一点

1305
00:51:55,370 --> 00:51:58,420
我们大v我是dv主播

1306
00:51:58,420 --> 00:52:01,900
声音大是因为因为什么主播声音大

1307
00:52:01,900 --> 00:52:02,980
是因为声音大

1308
00:52:02,980 --> 00:52:04,610
主播铁底边捏

1309
00:52:04,610 --> 00:52:06,260
新年快乐哈儿

1310
00:52:06,260 --> 00:52:07,600
初一好

1311
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:08,740
新年快乐

1312
00:52:08,740 --> 00:52:11,260
蓝翔一进来就听见主播咬牙切齿

1313
00:52:12,090 --> 00:52:12,990
太美丽了

1314
00:52:12,990 --> 00:52:14,310
后槽牙哎呀

1315
00:52:14,310 --> 00:52:17,080
这不是远处的星愿水晶球吗

1316
00:52:17,660 --> 00:52:18,640
没事的

1317
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:20,350
园子比面子重要

1318
00:52:20,350 --> 00:52:21,640
那倒也不是吧

1319
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:22,480
那可能是

1320
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:23,800
但是也不一定是吧

1321
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:26,639
看看吧看看吧

1322
00:52:26,639 --> 00:52:28,559
有的时候园子比面子重要

1323
00:52:28,559 --> 00:52:30,359
有的时候面子比园子重要

1324
00:52:30,359 --> 00:52:32,520
这个是非常灵活的

1325
00:52:34,860 --> 00:52:40,290
这个岁岁年年就这样这样快速的走过去了

1326
00:52:40,290 --> 00:52:43,800
所以说我们已经到了这么一个小时就下

1327
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:47,740
主播的桌子是不是少了个香炉

1328
00:52:47,740 --> 00:52:49,220
再插三根香

1329
00:52:49,220 --> 00:52:50,690
这是可以的吗

1330
00:52:50,690 --> 00:52:52,400
啊已经没有了

1331
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:54,740
现在你们都欠我时间了

1332
00:52:54,740 --> 00:52:56,060
全剪完了

1333
00:52:56,060 --> 00:52:58,540
还剩什么

1334
00:52:59,100 --> 00:53:01,640
谢谢无敌众老爷的心愿

1335
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:03,620
水晶球厚多尼

1336
00:53:03,620 --> 00:53:04,670
阿里嘎多

1337
00:53:04,670 --> 00:53:06,980
太破费了

1338
00:53:06,980 --> 00:53:08,540
全剪完了

1339
00:53:08,540 --> 00:53:10,940
谢谢你们欠我时间了

1340
00:53:10,940 --> 00:53:12,980
得拿铁镐还我了

1341
00:53:12,980 --> 00:53:16,110
这下这下这下道歉了

1342
00:53:16,110 --> 00:53:17,490
那你毕业吧

1343
00:53:21,150 --> 00:53:24,140
啊什么西贵人吸贵人

1344
00:53:24,140 --> 00:53:25,620
说笑了

1345
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:29,180
被怎么怎么就毕业啊

1346
00:53:29,180 --> 00:53:31,160
怎么就开摆了是吧

1347
00:53:36,140 --> 00:53:38,840
受不了了受不了了

1348
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:40,040
真能毕业吗

1349
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:42,140
111欠捡到欠债

1350
00:53:42,140 --> 00:53:43,100
真能毕业吗

1351
00:53:43,100 --> 00:53:45,860
你们这样我就要启动什么啦

1352
00:53:45,860 --> 00:53:51,140
主播就启动昨天的九条红c的备用隐藏能源了

1353
00:53:51,140 --> 00:53:55,340
你们这样主播只能启用昨天九条红c了

1354
00:53:55,340 --> 00:53:57,940
呵呵只要你提前下播

1355
00:53:57,940 --> 00:53:59,020
我就不用熬夜

1356
00:53:59,020 --> 00:54:00,100
所以你懂我意思吧

1357
00:54:00,100 --> 00:54:01,180
这么喜欢米米啊

1358
00:54:01,180 --> 00:54:04,130
我知道的我懂的哦

1359
00:54:04,130 --> 00:54:05,180
谢谢可乐吧

1360
00:54:05,180 --> 00:54:05,840
酱谢谢

1361
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:06,800
水晶球

1362
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:08,180
太破费了

1363
00:54:08,180 --> 00:54:10,760
谢谢我方主播在绝杀时刻领先对手

1364
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:12,530
2000乱斗值触发绝杀

1365
00:54:12,530 --> 00:54:14,360
哈登你阿里嘎多

1366
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:16,100
感谢感谢你

1367
00:54:16,100 --> 00:54:18,380
希望我一天能加完班

1368
00:54:18,380 --> 00:54:19,100
那对啊

1369
00:54:19,100 --> 00:54:21,560
大家都已经给我7万水晶球剪掉了多久

1370
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:23,050
我昨天花了两点了

1371
00:54:23,050 --> 00:54:25,270
那现在水晶球又减了三点了

1372
00:54:25,270 --> 00:54:26,500
这几天四个小时

1373
00:54:26,500 --> 00:54:29,290
这这这有点那个什么言而无信

1374
00:54:29,290 --> 00:54:30,860
赶紧闭眼吧

1375
00:54:32,820 --> 00:54:35,360
不是我问你们要不要算加班

1376
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:37,070
你们说不算的吗

1377
00:54:37,070 --> 00:54:40,430
嗯那不是我问你们

1378
00:54:40,430 --> 00:54:42,440
我问你们要不要加班

1379
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:43,880
你们说不算呢

1380
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:47,999
怎么这样真启用嘛

1381
00:54:47,999 --> 00:54:49,319
你直接通宵吧

1382
00:54:49,319 --> 00:54:51,059
真启用的话能播到几点

1383
00:54:51,059 --> 00:54:52,760
真启用能播到下午吧

1384
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:54,560
能播到三点左右吧

1385
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:58,760
哦播到播到我这边的两三点左右

1386
00:54:58,760 --> 00:54:59,800
赶紧加完班

1387
00:54:59,830 --> 00:55:03,880
那这样的话主播就要搬出陈年旧代码了

1388
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:05,260
众所周知啊

1389
00:55:05,260 --> 00:55:07,570
当一个游戏运行了10年之后

1390
00:55:07,570 --> 00:55:11,020
他在这个10年之前写的那种基础代码

1391
00:55:11,020 --> 00:55:13,320
就是纯纯的圣遗物啊

1392
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:16,560
纯纯的呃答辩之山啊

1393
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:20,100
主播的加班如果要追溯到上古时期

1394
00:55:20,100 --> 00:55:24,630
那可是纯纯的打脸之山

1395
00:55:24,630 --> 00:55:26,880
好吧嗯嗯既然不算了

1396
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:27,780
你赶紧毕业吧

1397
00:55:27,780 --> 00:55:28,980
这紫菲猫是啥

1398
00:55:28,980 --> 00:55:30,540
是金希自己的牌子

1399
00:55:30,540 --> 00:55:32,430
是他有牌子的纸飞猫

1400
00:55:32,430 --> 00:55:33,640
主播还在

1401
00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:35,380
怎么还没走啊

1402
00:55:35,380 --> 00:55:37,440
啊哈哈哈

1403
00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:39,120
可可烟是吧

1404
00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:41,160
柳州铁御姐控

1405
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:42,420
我真的不好说了

1406
00:55:42,420 --> 00:55:43,980
怎么有御姐控啊

1407
00:55:43,980 --> 00:55:45,540
你一个莫摇一个

1408
00:55:45,540 --> 00:55:47,800
我感觉你们俩都是特别喜欢那种

1409
00:55:50,230 --> 00:55:53,560
观众也不知道咋就开始养女儿了呢

1410
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:56,420
爹饿你肯定播不到三点

1411
00:55:56,420 --> 00:55:57,680
解决问题的心愿

1412
00:55:57,680 --> 00:56:00,279
水晶球不会允许你播到三点

1413
00:56:00,279 --> 00:56:04,429
呵呵呵呵呵啊啊啊

1414
00:56:04,429 --> 00:56:07,219
那我还真是谢谢心愿水晶球啊

1415
00:56:07,219 --> 00:56:09,449
我去你还没意识到吗

1416
00:56:09,449 --> 00:56:10,589
你不下我们睡不了

1417
00:56:10,589 --> 00:56:13,400
那我知道这就是什么变相的表白

1418
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:14,720
这就是傲娇的表白

1419
00:56:14,720 --> 00:56:15,620
傲娇说对吧

1420
00:56:15,620 --> 00:56:16,400
咩咩咩啊

1421
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:17,300
太喜欢你了

1422
00:56:17,300 --> 00:56:19,460
你在直播我就舍不得睡觉

1423
00:56:19,460 --> 00:56:20,400
所以什么呢

1424
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:22,170
所以我要把你赶走

1425
00:56:22,170 --> 00:56:25,120
这样我就可以睡觉去了

1426
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:27,490
你要把减班礼物去掉吧

1427
00:56:27,490 --> 00:56:29,050
那有加班没减半

1428
00:56:29,050 --> 00:56:30,850
主播就会出现那个什么

1429
00:56:30,850 --> 00:56:34,480
之前加班的时候加班一天加六个小时

1430
00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:35,110
有点尬

1431
00:56:35,110 --> 00:56:35,680
你知道吧

1432
00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:36,820
有点有点小尬

1433
00:56:36,820 --> 00:56:37,480
留点时间

1434
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:38,620
下周还能骗你

1435
00:56:38,620 --> 00:56:39,700
今天又咋的了

1436
00:56:39,700 --> 00:56:43,390
神神一个月总有20多天是在这边读

1437
00:56:43,390 --> 00:56:44,470
主播的心是吧

1438
00:56:44,470 --> 00:56:45,740
天天在这边同传

1439
00:56:45,740 --> 00:56:49,100
今天今天今天今天那个什么又急转直下

1440
00:56:49,100 --> 00:56:50,660
今天情绪又急转直下

1441
00:56:50,660 --> 00:56:53,640
开始开始开始每个月都20多天了

1442
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:54,870
怎么回事呢

1443
00:56:54,870 --> 00:56:56,790
这就是pua啊

1444
00:56:56,790 --> 00:56:58,020
这不是pua啊

1445
00:56:58,020 --> 00:56:59,200
这可不是pua

1446
00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:00,040
这是什么

1447
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:04,340
这叫你们被迫让我饥饿营销是吧

1448
00:57:04,399 --> 00:57:07,399
一个妈妈一个女儿不是正好吗

1449
00:57:07,399 --> 00:57:08,899
主播不喜欢御姐吗

1450
00:57:08,899 --> 00:57:11,999
我我把戒烟暂停一下

1451
00:57:11,999 --> 00:57:13,319
我先回一下弹幕啊

1452
00:57:13,319 --> 00:57:14,099
那个什么

1453
00:57:14,099 --> 00:57:17,010
其实我我不是特别喜欢御姐啊

1454
00:57:17,010 --> 00:57:19,530
可能因为我妈妈的属性就是御姐吧

1455
00:57:19,530 --> 00:57:23,700
这种御姐总给我一种像我妈妈的那个感觉

1456
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:26,200
但是我妈妈又挺萝莉的

1457
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:29,740
她就是在外面外面特别特别干练

1458
00:57:29,740 --> 00:57:31,420
事业女性那种呃

1459
00:57:31,420 --> 00:57:34,720
就是接个电话都是那种听起来就是禁言

1460
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:36,460
职场20年的那种

1461
00:57:36,540 --> 00:57:39,840
阿狸总这个业务的情况什么什么之类的

1462
00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:40,980
就这种感觉你知道吧

1463
00:57:40,980 --> 00:57:46,680
但是他回家回家跟我就是米娅妈妈

1464
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:48,540
好久不见你了

1465
00:57:48,540 --> 00:57:51,660
妈妈亲亲妈妈

1466
00:57:51,939 --> 00:57:58,050
然后就我我就我就从小跟他这个耳濡目染之下

1467
00:57:58,050 --> 00:57:58,590
呃

1468
00:57:58,590 --> 00:58:02,010
我就觉得御姐其实可能都都有一种这种

1469
00:58:02,010 --> 00:58:04,590
像像我妈妈一样的那个内在属性啊

1470
00:58:04,590 --> 00:58:05,130
你知道吗

1471
00:58:05,130 --> 00:58:06,930
她她确实是这样子的

1472
00:58:07,779 --> 00:58:09,339
可以把故事编完吗

1473
00:58:09,339 --> 00:58:11,559
编什么心愿水晶球已经编完了

1474
00:58:11,559 --> 00:58:14,180
心愿水晶球的这个物品介绍已经编完了

1475
00:58:14,180 --> 00:58:16,040
话是你能这么说的吗

1476
00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:17,000
那肯定是啊

1477
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:20,140
他就是这样的猫妈妈好变态

1478
00:58:20,140 --> 00:58:21,160
它它是这样的

1479
00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:22,840
它还喜欢咬人哦

1480
00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:25,170
比较比较变态

1481
00:58:25,170 --> 00:58:26,899
是这样的

1482
00:58:26,899 --> 00:58:29,359
这一段给你恶心到了竹马

1483
00:58:29,359 --> 00:58:32,179
什么意思啊啊这就睡觉了

1484
00:58:32,179 --> 00:58:34,500
正好主播也要走了

1485
00:58:35,700 --> 00:58:39,440
最后主播的戒烟也不能再拖了

1486
00:58:39,580 --> 00:58:43,060
那么拜拜

1487
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:47,370
猫猫亲亲抱抱背摔扔垃圾桶好

1488
00:58:49,410 --> 00:58:51,930
耶拜拜

1489
00:58:51,930 --> 00:58:53,610
那我下播啦

1490
00:58:53,610 --> 00:58:54,750
谢谢大家来

1491
00:58:54,750 --> 00:58:55,970
这帽子都变小了

1492
00:58:55,970 --> 00:58:57,050
谢谢大家

1493
00:58:57,050 --> 00:59:03,060
今天帮主播完成了超级厉害的任务捏

1494
00:59:03,060 --> 00:59:04,620
然后谢谢大家

1495
00:59:06,180 --> 00:59:08,320
先先下播了哦

1496
00:59:10,900 --> 00:59:13,900
吼到你爸爸的事

1497
00:59:14,780 --> 00:59:17,140
但这个人要言而有信啊

1498
00:59:17,140 --> 00:59:19,060
就是说说下就得吓人

1499
00:59:19,060 --> 00:59:21,520
说说那个减半减完就得下

1500
00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:23,710
主播已经拖了很久了

1501
00:59:23,710 --> 00:59:25,800
拜拜喵拜拜喵

1502
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:28,500
主播争取等下把自己打晕了

1503
00:59:28,500 --> 00:59:30,420
要是晚上播的这么短的话

1504
00:59:30,420 --> 00:59:34,120
明天明天早上就争取来一下吧

1505
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:36,640
拜拜螺旋巧妙

1506
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:39,060
总之大家新年好

1507
00:59:39,060 --> 00:59:39,840
新年好

1508
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:40,260
新年好

1509
00:59:40,260 --> 00:59:41,340
新年好

1510
00:59:41,340 --> 00:59:42,480
听到了吗

1511
00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:43,020
再说一遍

1512
00:59:43,020 --> 00:59:43,440
新年好

1513
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:43,860
新年好

1514
00:59:43,860 --> 00:59:45,780
新年好耶

1515
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:50,080
码率得稍微调高一点的

1516
00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:51,700
尾巴转起来屏幕就糊了

1517
00:59:51,700 --> 00:59:54,420
有点有点那什么电脑有点带不动

1518
00:59:54,420 --> 00:59:55,740
电脑有点带不动

1519
00:59:55,740 --> 00:59:57,319
是这样的

1520
00:59:57,319 --> 00:59:59,479
谢谢蓝条扛把子的舰长

1521
00:59:59,479 --> 01:00:00,919
谢谢小灰灰的金色

1522
01:00:00,919 --> 01:00:03,920
希谢谢库鲁玛酱和老郑

1523
01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:05,450
还有精细的水晶球

1524
01:00:05,450 --> 01:00:06,920
谢谢老郑的小雪人

1525
01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:09,400
两个兔耳帽帽和七个招财进宝

1526
01:00:09,439 --> 01:00:10,399
谢谢千秋

1527
01:00:10,399 --> 01:00:12,559
太原的兔耳帽帽是老旧了

1528
01:00:12,559 --> 01:00:13,880
我找欧皇

1529
01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:16,460
谢谢老郑的一个锦鲤兔兔

1530
01:00:16,460 --> 01:00:17,540
一个欢庆时刻

1531
01:00:17,540 --> 01:00:18,380
三个兔耳帽子

1532
01:00:18,380 --> 01:00:20,270
五个招财进宝捏

1533
01:00:20,270 --> 01:00:22,050
谢谢芝士的

1534
01:00:22,050 --> 01:00:23,190
青海的可乐

1535
01:00:23,190 --> 01:00:24,930
买的和柳州的心愿

1536
01:00:24,930 --> 01:00:26,220
水晶球喵

1537
01:00:26,220 --> 01:00:29,740
谢谢老郑的四个招财进宝

1538
01:00:29,740 --> 01:00:31,180
和柳州的两个招财进宝

1539
01:00:31,180 --> 01:00:33,100
还有韭菜的四个招财进宝捏

1540
01:00:34,900 --> 01:00:36,500
谢谢老赵好

1541
01:00:36,500 --> 01:00:38,810
可罗马降到心爱的水晶球

1542
01:00:38,810 --> 01:00:39,980
太破费了

1543
01:00:39,980 --> 01:00:43,300
怎么今天卸下的全是爱水晶球啊

1544
01:00:43,300 --> 01:00:47,380
谢谢韭菜的三个招财进宝和一个兔耳帽之夜

1545
01:00:47,380 --> 01:00:48,780
感谢支持

1546
01:00:48,780 --> 01:00:50,580
快点和乐乐结婚好吗

1547
01:00:50,580 --> 01:00:52,770
还想着结婚后生活呢

1548
01:00:52,770 --> 01:00:54,900
嗯别急别急

1549
01:00:54,900 --> 01:00:56,840
只能说你别急

1550
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:00,890
我也想听婚后生活

1551
01:01:00,890 --> 01:01:02,920
美的你美

1552
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:05,320
这个这个是唉哟

1553
01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:06,900
我是跟他讲过人

1554
01:01:06,900 --> 01:01:08,100
我是跟他说的

1555
01:01:08,100 --> 01:01:12,640
因为他之前给我讲过一个就是呃认识的朋友

1556
01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:15,040
然后通过这种办法拿了什么

1557
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:15,960
拿了卡

1558
01:01:15,990 --> 01:01:20,000
但是对方是跟那个异性结婚啊

1559
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:23,240
对然后这样子是一个女孩子

1560
01:01:27,340 --> 01:01:31,000
然后我听了之后感觉到就是同为留学生

1561
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:34,190
大脑的构造真的相差太多了

1562
01:01:35,430 --> 01:01:37,850
没想到没想到哎呀

1563
01:01:37,850 --> 01:01:39,830
但是具体的不太方便讲对吧

1564
01:01:39,830 --> 01:01:41,750
万一这个社交圈有重合

1565
01:01:41,750 --> 01:01:42,530
我一讲完

1566
01:01:42,530 --> 01:01:45,440
然后马上就有人知道我在讲谁了

1567
01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:47,000
那这样就会很尬

1568
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:47,540
你知道吗

1569
01:01:47,540 --> 01:01:49,139
这样就很不好嗯

1570
01:01:51,959 --> 01:01:53,879
加拿大真能通讯录领证

1571
01:01:53,879 --> 01:01:55,259
为啥不能啊

1572
01:01:55,259 --> 01:01:57,260
为啥不能啊

1573
01:01:57,260 --> 01:01:57,920
对啊

1574
01:01:57,920 --> 01:01:59,840
万一泡面认识的

1575
01:01:59,840 --> 01:02:03,880
那虽然不是非常这事虽然不是很常见

1576
01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:05,560
但也不是很少见啊

1577
01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:07,240
万一你认识怎么办啊

1578
01:02:08,180 --> 01:02:09,820
谁不认识几个这样的

1579
01:02:09,820 --> 01:02:10,840
那都是这样的

1580
01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:12,780
万一这个描述太详细

1581
01:02:12,780 --> 01:02:16,920
你知道的这个这个就该好好的

1582
01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:18,440
你阿里嘎多

1583
01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:21,980
大家真真就只喜欢那什么就就喜欢看主播

1584
01:02:21,980 --> 01:02:23,180
播这么短的呀

1585
01:02:23,180 --> 01:02:26,279
主播有点感觉感觉还没热身呢

1586
01:02:26,279 --> 01:02:27,899
脑子还没开始转呢

1587
01:02:27,899 --> 01:02:30,359
就就已经切到下班见面了

1588
01:02:30,359 --> 01:02:32,219
今天有点有点突然啊

1589
01:02:32,219 --> 01:02:33,419
有点太突然了

1590
01:02:33,419 --> 01:02:37,220
哎呦有点有点小突然嗯

1591
01:02:37,220 --> 01:02:38,990
祝主播新年上的去

1592
01:02:38,990 --> 01:02:40,399
下不来

1593
01:02:40,399 --> 01:02:42,799
我恭喜你发财

1594
01:02:44,119 --> 01:02:47,980
恭喜你精彩爱乌兹

1595
01:02:47,980 --> 01:02:48,820
来来来

1596
01:02:48,820 --> 01:02:50,080
爱我自来啦

1597
01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:52,480
来下一句怎么唱

1598
01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:53,350
我忘了

1599
01:02:53,350 --> 01:02:54,550
好的你

1600
01:02:54,550 --> 01:02:55,360
阿里嘎

1601
01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:58,160
多谢谢谢谢大家

1602
01:03:00,359 --> 01:03:02,820
主播主播最爱哦

1603
01:03:04,060 --> 01:03:06,120
主播等下我截一下图

1604
01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:09,420
看怎么截这个天天开播领奖列出来

1605
01:03:09,420 --> 01:03:11,790
我偷偷告诉你们一件事啊

1606
01:03:11,790 --> 01:03:14,580
就是在主播的拖延之下

1607
01:03:14,580 --> 01:03:16,730
今天就只剩下25分钟了

1608
01:03:16,730 --> 01:03:20,150
万一主播12点的时候准时复活是吧

1609
01:03:20,150 --> 01:03:22,910
也也没有什么可以指摘的地方吧

1610
01:03:22,910 --> 01:03:27,780
先先什么中间中间中间小休20分钟

1611
01:03:27,780 --> 01:03:29,850
然后12点准时复活

1612
01:03:29,850 --> 01:03:31,740
好像也没有什么问题对吧

1613
01:03:31,740 --> 01:03:33,200
哎呦好

1614
01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:36,260
那么今天的直播就到这里啦

1615
01:03:36,260 --> 01:03:39,380
拜拜拜拜拜拜

1616
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:40,940
来干嘛

1617
01:03:40,940 --> 01:03:42,260
问号我呀

1618
01:03:49,260 --> 01:03:52,100
那希望你还把故事编完

1619
01:03:53,059 --> 01:03:54,639
你们睡不睡觉啊

1620
01:03:54,639 --> 01:03:55,959
你们你们睡不睡觉啊

1621
01:03:55,959 --> 01:03:57,520
你们要是那个什么

1622
01:03:57,520 --> 01:03:59,380
你们要是不睡觉的话

1623
01:03:59,380 --> 01:04:00,580
我就12点再来

1624
01:04:00,580 --> 01:04:02,740
你们要是今天都起得早

1625
01:04:02,740 --> 01:04:03,520
去拜年了

1626
01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:04,540
去睡觉了的话

1627
01:04:04,540 --> 01:04:05,980
那我就12点就不来了

1628
01:04:05,980 --> 01:04:08,370
我就等下给自己吃点药

1629
01:04:08,370 --> 01:04:09,570
然后睡一觉

1630
01:04:09,570 --> 01:04:11,160
等着明天早上来

1631
01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:13,660
你才刚来

1632
01:04:13,660 --> 01:04:15,820
可是今天的直播已经结束了

1633
01:04:15,820 --> 01:04:17,320
令人感感慨

1634
01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:19,060
你来我就不睡

1635
01:04:19,379 --> 01:04:21,899
吃药吃那个褪黑素啊

1636
01:04:21,899 --> 01:04:23,260
吃点褪黑素

1637
01:04:23,260 --> 01:04:26,260
因为那个生物钟太乱的情况下

1638
01:04:26,260 --> 01:04:27,760
你你自己不依靠外力

1639
01:04:27,760 --> 01:04:29,360
你是调不过来的

1640
01:04:31,959 --> 01:04:35,000
这点睡觉都不咋的

1641
01:04:36,060 --> 01:04:38,540
大不了明天再睡14个小时

1642
01:04:38,540 --> 01:04:39,470
猪是吧

1643
01:04:39,470 --> 01:04:42,500
猪啊猪是吧行了

1644
01:04:42,500 --> 01:04:44,150
那我先下播啦

1645
01:04:44,150 --> 01:04:45,080
拜拜