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我操爹

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哎呦这个提督动画还没还没还没我操

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爹

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谢谢金宝的提督hold你爱你个嘟

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谢谢谢谢

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哎 2023年第一次被虚空召唤下来啊

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感觉感觉还是非常奇妙的

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金宝金宝在高诺宝美美隐身

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然后那什么喊我们做什么

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在高诺宝美美隐身啊

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这就是什么这就是

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这就是一种

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哈哈哈

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怎么会是吗

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碰到你阿利亚朵

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谢谢

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金宝的提督

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感谢支持

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哎嘿嘿嘿

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漂亮紫色好看呢

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然后呃我在放o p啊然后我再放o p

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然后再卸一下那个昨天

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给我虚空上建的

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陌上花开定归期谢谢花期的见长

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然后再

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呃还有自动续费的对吧

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嗯

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当你阿里嘎达

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谢谢支持

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好嘞然后看OP放OP的时间了

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哎呀对不起

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这个上播之前在听啊

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他给我自动定位

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我没那事

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晚上好

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为什么老给我自动定位呀

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我想从开头开始听都不让是吧哈哈

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今天特殊版上播上播就见哎呦

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is the lay one animal come on

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我忙了一会你就没赢了

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昨天昨天本来加班加180分钟的

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结果大家谈笑风生之间

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呃主播

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直播间每过去两分钟

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就会减掉20分钟啊

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最后把我20分钟大家给我减完

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就让我走了

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这就是什么仁慈啊仁慈

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mc

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m m m m m

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m m

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m m m m m m

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m m m m

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m m

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m

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把开口的幸运钥匙啊

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为什么每次来都看不到新的种族

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你开个小号不就有了吗好崩溃

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我天天要种族啊

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主播主播昨天你你看不到

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主播昨天涨了多少

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涨了15个新见长吗

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主播昨天涨了15个新见长

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你不关心你只关心金子是吧

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你怎么势利眼呢天女之星

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哎呦你这样的爹怎么会这样啊

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呃不认可不认可

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我昨天生日我知道你昨天生日

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我不是祝你生日快乐了吗哦

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谢谢宝凯克的波波奶茶

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'cause she's got a

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rule

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拉萨的艾迪卡

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嗨嗨嗨嗨嗨嗨

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呃早早上好早上好

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一个非常标准的早

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建党早安喵

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早上好早上好

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哦哦哈喽哈喽哎呀

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哈喽哈喽走

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强哥前4分钟把我召唤出来了

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怎就提前这么点呀

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哎呀太客气了吧

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金宝谢谢金宝的7度啊

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再谢一次再谢一次

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谢谢金宝的7度哈哈

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嘿我操的

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这个是什么呃隐藏功能啊

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除了什么加班之外的

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之外的这个隐藏功能的

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嗯

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我把边上的那个改一下

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昨天昨天今天又是新的一天了

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现场加班10分钟

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钱多时间翻倍哦好

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把那个哈哈哈啊重开一下重开一下哦

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不能不能不能不能

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我们对吧

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昨天昨天大家把我送下去了

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今天我就不开了

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有一种什么

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有一种玩不起的感觉

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不行啊下次有机会的话虚空上吧

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人家在坐车了吗

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嗯一路平安哦

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谢谢谢谢

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我记得虚空虚空送礼物上的话

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我记得是什么时候

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我好像刚下播10分钟

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然后在电脑群里面就有人找我说

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哎米呀米呀

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我说怎么啦刚下班啊莫扣老子

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老子正打算去做饭呢

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他说给你送了小电视

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接着来播呀

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然后我就回来了嗯嗯

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等猫猫睡着的时候下

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你睡着了就是你们

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你们怎么艾特我我肯定也都不在的哈

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你睡着的时候送礼物

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肯定肯定我是看不到的

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你起码得挑一个我醒着又没上课

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又没在考试

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又没在写作业的时候

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所以这个功能其实还挺苛刻的呀

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只只能说我能看得到的时候

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然后可以配合啊

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我看不到的时候不行哈哈哈

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你什么时候睡播我再来

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我下次什么2少时耐久回然后睡12个点

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在标题上打上睡播冲击300件

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醒了没有300件就把同街全杀了是吧

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半夜去爬大家的窗户啊哈哈哈

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就是要我看不到你怎么会呢

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能看到的能看到的

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我这边每天开播之前边上会有一个

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呃

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会有那个昨天

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上播到今天上播之前的那个流水记录

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那多了一个提督

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这么大的礼物我还能不知道吗

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多了一个提督呢

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这我还能不知道我又不是傻子我操

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来跟大家问个早安呢

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嗯哈喽哈喽

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早上好欢迎江南烟雨成谜

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谢谢蓝翔的小花

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早上好宝开课早上好金宝早上好

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天顶天机早上好

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小熊猫猫早上好

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九连宝灯早上好晴空之翼三宇早上好

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蓝翔

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早上好方法

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早上好墨阳墨阳呀哈哈哈

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又改回来了墨阳面家

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早上好可乐麻将

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早上好好戏老头子捏早上好亲哥

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早上好其实很热早上好小蓝蓝

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好嗨哟好嗨哟

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早早早嘞

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欢迎小开关早上好

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东方舟早上好荣耀早上好一尘

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什么不理金字是吧润了你等我一会

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流程没走完呢你等我一会

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然后从头开始回弹幕啊

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刚才弹幕一条都没看

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不知道不知道都说了什么

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谢谢小开关的金色s

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以后等你阿里看到

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感谢支持

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菠萝还在我怀里睡觉

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我代替他来问候你

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你知道有一个人叫试试一试吗

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我一直以为菠萝和柿子是CP

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这个是菠萝开关吗

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菠萝开关是什么

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按下来之后

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脑袋上面会长出菠萝叶子的开关吗

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啊

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呃百年好合百年好合

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祝你们幸福

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我已经我已经拿到了这个什么

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你们的这个手捧花呀

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祝你们幸福

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喊我们做什么

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怎么哪哪里喊你们了

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这我来直播不得喊喊音乐人吗

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嗯

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欢迎大家

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请放一首戒烟放戒烟干嘛

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刚刚直播就戒呀

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不行不行啊

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这个起码得2个小时才能放

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我后悔了应该上年费建长不不不不

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提督特别好

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提督特别特别好

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你问问提督是不是民心所向

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提督大家大家大家都喜欢提督

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因为建长离下一个档还差好多

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但是提督的话可以解锁新的提督礼物

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现在就差一位提督

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就可以解锁23键的纸吊灯了嗯嗯

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然后再看一下哦

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为什么每次来都看不到心的走路

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因为你女儿我太坏无聊

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红豆你果没那塞

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欢迎真真

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早上好我昨天生日跟同学开印度party

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什么叫印度party啊

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你们你们

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过生日就吃那个土豆泥熬糊糊是吧

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就这

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干嘛干嘛

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你是谢谢

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是很太不是很太的金色爱心

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你哄得你阿里阿豆

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感谢支持

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猫猫

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喜欢结婚

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这个我们说一下前情提要啊

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欢迎他在向我发送发送这条SC之前

222
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他呃在建长群里面出示了自己

223
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拿着吃饭的大盆喝威士忌的照片啊

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呃

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适度饮酒移情过度饮酒伤身

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强行饮酒灰飞烟灭

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呃

228
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希望大家引以为戒啊呃

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呃

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好的你谢谢支持谢谢金色爱心

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感谢支持

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谢谢

233
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昨天都都给肥猫大眼看你可不咋的

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谢谢金宝的小花谢谢天姐的人气票

235
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你昨天吃太多了

236
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谢谢天姐之心的分享啊

237
00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:44,366
你又把我分享到什么

238
00:11:44,366 --> 00:11:47,566
分享到家族群里面去了是吧哈哈哈哈

239
00:11:49,066 --> 00:11:52,099
哎你们以后谁要是被家里面催婚了

240
00:11:52,100 --> 00:11:53,366
你们就打开手机

241
00:11:53,366 --> 00:11:55,366
滑到我的直播间里面

242
00:11:55,566 --> 00:11:57,766
给你你的爸爸妈妈看

243
00:11:57,766 --> 00:12:00,166
说呃爸爸妈妈没关系

244
00:12:00,166 --> 00:12:00,799
不用担心

245
00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:01,066
虽然

246
00:12:01,066 --> 00:12:03,199
我现在还没有找到人生里的另一半

247
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,800
但是我已经提前有了一个呃

248
00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:09,166
这个个大体圆

249
00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:10,466
脑子聪明

250
00:12:10,466 --> 00:12:13,199
精神健康的这个小女儿啊

251
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,200
给你们看看他的他的照片

252
00:12:15,333 --> 00:12:18,333
等再过100年我就把他带回来

253
00:12:18,333 --> 00:12:21,399
然后这个回家来孝顺二老

254
00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:24,200
呃我可以配合这个的有这个业务啊

255
00:12:26,566 --> 00:12:27,999
什么你现在想吐

256
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,766
吃太多了你揉揉肚子顺时针揉

257
00:12:30,766 --> 00:12:31,566
别逆时针揉

258
00:12:31,566 --> 00:12:32,933
逆时针揉会吐的

259
00:12:33,066 --> 00:12:33,999
小心你

260
00:12:35,166 --> 00:12:37,199
我想要那个300件的奖励

261
00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:39,900
你不是有吗你有那个大的得胜抱枕啊

262
00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:42,133
300件的是微小版的得胜抱枕

263
00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:43,400
不理金字是吧

264
00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:45,966
没有刚读到证主播刚读到证

265
00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:47,966
别急啊早上好呢

266
00:12:48,133 --> 00:12:51,299
猫猫别截了差不多得了

267
00:12:51,300 --> 00:12:53,800
回归生活了别回归生活了

268
00:12:54,166 --> 00:12:55,399
送CP是吧

269
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,566
猫猫也不是他

270
00:12:56,566 --> 00:12:58,666
他波波罗是在直播间认识的

271
00:12:58,666 --> 00:13:00,733
小开关两个人的这个什么

272
00:13:00,733 --> 00:13:01,799
两个人的这个爱

273
00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:03,866
情故事非常的完美啊

274
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,266
我觉得非常美丽呢

275
00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:07,200
该再骗一个总了

276
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,733
总不会我们这些

277
00:13:08,866 --> 00:13:10,699
主播做的海报一个都不浪费

278
00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:11,733
全能达成吧

279
00:13:11,733 --> 00:13:14,899
28提度也能达成300天也能达成

280
00:13:14,933 --> 00:13:16,499
3个总也能达成

281
00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:17,366
那也太

282
00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:19,800
太做梦了吧

283
00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:22,566
梦都不敢这么做的好吧

284
00:13:22,566 --> 00:13:24,799
说真的我想要等身抱枕套

285
00:13:25,066 --> 00:13:27,266
可是你给我上提度就有啊

286
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:27,700
你看

287
00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:30,700
提督礼物边上有这个新版的等身抱枕

288
00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:33,733
双面的呃再加上一封挂画

289
00:13:33,733 --> 00:13:36,266
再加上一个特殊的立牌

290
00:13:36,266 --> 00:13:39,699
提督现在已经追加了一个夫妇的企划

291
00:13:39,766 --> 00:13:41,699
然后再有一个新提督的话

292
00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:44,333
主播这边就会追加一款纸吊灯

293
00:13:44,333 --> 00:13:47,266
跟明信片同款的那个对

294
00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:51,366
乐别乐了干嘛哈哈

295
00:13:51,366 --> 00:13:53,466
这个皮的转圈哎

296
00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:55,599
你们是不是第一次看到这个转圈

297
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,666
我给你们介绍一下这个转圈吧

298
00:13:58,266 --> 00:14:00,399
当我生日回那天

299
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,566
发布这套新衣服的时候

300
00:14:02,566 --> 00:14:05,166
我也是特别紧张的在

301
00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:07,000
到处备案件啊

302
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,733
因为我这个皮大家也知道

303
00:14:08,733 --> 00:14:09,966
有很多种切换

304
00:14:09,966 --> 00:14:14,333
包括发色同色衣服裙子增长变短

305
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:16,500
什么脱袜子啊什么啊

306
00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:18,533
好几个手型啊之类的

307
00:14:18,533 --> 00:14:20,999
有很多很多的这个切换啊

308
00:14:21,166 --> 00:14:23,599
所以我备着备着我就忘记了

309
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:25,566
我还有这么一个东西啊

310
00:14:25,766 --> 00:14:27,933
然后我的画师妈妈跟模型妈妈

311
00:14:27,933 --> 00:14:30,533
他们俩像就是在期末考试一样

312
00:14:30,566 --> 00:14:32,899
像做了一个项目上台答辩一样

313
00:14:32,900 --> 00:14:35,400
我就是那个他们小组负责答辩的人

314
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,266
他俩就是在台下

315
00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:39,566
收集资料的跟写论文的

316
00:14:39,766 --> 00:14:42,099
哇他们俩非常紧张的看我

317
00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:43,600
我下播了之后我问他们

318
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:46,666
我说怎么样怎么样新衣服开的完美吗

319
00:14:46,666 --> 00:14:48,133
怎么样漂亮吗

320
00:14:48,133 --> 00:14:49,999
他们说完美没问题

321
00:14:50,066 --> 00:14:51,966
除了这个一直在笑之外

322
00:14:51,966 --> 00:14:53,166
口型不是很多遍

323
00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:54,666
都完美我们三

324
00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:57,733
一开庆功宴凑在一起happy的时候

325
00:14:57,733 --> 00:14:58,599
没有一个人

326
00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:01,333
记得这个被遗忘在角落里面的按键

327
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,000
谁都忘了这个转圈

328
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,600
这个转圈的存在感实在太低

329
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:10,266
哈哈哈真的记不住真的记不住我今天

330
00:15:10,766 --> 00:15:12,933
胡乱敲键盘打字的时候

331
00:15:12,933 --> 00:15:14,966
发现把这个东西按出来了

332
00:15:14,966 --> 00:15:17,266
我才想起来我还有一个转圈

333
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:20,699
哈哈哈我受不了了

334
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:23,966
昨天看到个v满嘴东北大碴子味

335
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,466
椰子可以学一学吗

336
00:15:27,533 --> 00:15:30,599
你得给我整一个那种那种

337
00:15:30,766 --> 00:15:32,533
嗯台词啊

338
00:15:32,533 --> 00:15:33,399
就是读出来

339
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,566
拿那个东北话读出来之后会比较

340
00:15:35,566 --> 00:15:36,466
有意思的那种

341
00:15:36,466 --> 00:15:37,399
感觉你知道吧

342
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:41,400
谢谢金宝的s e红的你阿力嘎的

343
00:15:41,700 --> 00:15:44,666
等生的真心不用给我寄了我加油了

344
00:15:44,666 --> 00:15:47,566
这玩意我不好拿回去太大了谢谢

345
00:15:50,133 --> 00:15:52,466
你有的是多长的呀金宝

346
00:15:52,666 --> 00:15:56,166
我那个我的抱枕套是一米八的

347
00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,733
我不知道什么是好

348
00:15:59,733 --> 00:16:01,699
我只知道大就是好啊

349
00:16:01,766 --> 00:16:03,999
呃因为买钻石的时候

350
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,266
2克拉肯定比1克拉要好

351
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:06,766
对吧

352
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:10,599
买房子的时候150平肯定比50平要好

353
00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:12,733
所以我做等身抱枕也是

354
00:16:12,733 --> 00:16:14,366
虽然我没有一米八

355
00:16:14,366 --> 00:16:17,299
但是一米八是等身抱枕最最大的尺寸

356
00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:19,566
所以我一般做一米八的枕套

357
00:16:19,766 --> 00:16:22,666
但是感觉市面上的等身抱枕都是1米6

358
00:16:22,666 --> 00:16:23,466
的

359
00:16:23,533 --> 00:16:26,866
可以装的下吗哈哈哈可以装的下吗

360
00:16:26,866 --> 00:16:28,966
应该应该不是一个尺寸啊

361
00:16:28,966 --> 00:16:31,066
我比别的女人大一圈呢

362
00:16:31,066 --> 00:16:34,466
懂吧我比别的女人在你的家里面

363
00:16:34,466 --> 00:16:36,966
站的地方要大那么一大圈呢

364
00:16:37,366 --> 00:16:38,399
哈哈哈

365
00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:41,900
占地面积太大了大就是正义啊大大大

366
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:45,066
主打一个大呀就就喜欢大你懂吧嗯

367
00:16:45,533 --> 00:16:48,066
强行饮酒就能取到米烟

368
00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:50,533
你可以跟世界上的任何一

369
00:16:50,533 --> 00:16:52,933
个人结婚但是区别就是什么

370
00:16:52,933 --> 00:16:54,333
就是他知不知道

371
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:56,699
他知道了他跟你结婚了吗

372
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:59,166
他知道他要跟你结婚吗

373
00:16:59,166 --> 00:17:01,766
他不知道啊你我我不知道啊

374
00:17:01,766 --> 00:17:02,766
欢迎李小李

375
00:17:02,933 --> 00:17:05,133
嗯欢迎碰头

376
00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:06,299
欢迎本熊

377
00:17:06,366 --> 00:17:08,799
欢迎紫英哈喽哈喽嗯

378
00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:11,800
早上好邓一

379
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,499
早该骗一骗了哈哈哈

380
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:17,800
大家大家尽量

381
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:20,500
还有就是要跟想跟大家说的就是

382
00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:23,766
什么的就是呃在弹幕互动的时候

383
00:17:23,766 --> 00:17:25,566
希望大家方便的话

384
00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:27,566
可以尽量围绕当前的话题

385
00:17:27,566 --> 00:17:29,366
跟主播本人去发送弹幕

386
00:17:29,666 --> 00:17:32,599
因为如果是比较过多的百聊的话

387
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:35,066
可能会主播可能会挠死

388
00:17:35,066 --> 00:17:37,499
也可能会影响大家的观看体验

389
00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:39,166
同时这类型的弹幕的话

390
00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:40,733
因为主播不知道怎么回复

391
00:17:40,733 --> 00:17:43,299
所以被回复的概率会比较低

392
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,300
呃谢谢谢谢

393
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,500
感谢支持

394
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:49,666
提督对啊提督是带枕芯的嗯

395
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:54,333
他说他不要针线因为太占地方了哈哈

396
00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:57,733
哈喽哈喽早上好索拉

397
00:17:58,466 --> 00:18:01,599
脱袜子细说有的有脱袜子和拖鞋啊

398
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:02,966
但是怎么说呢

399
00:18:03,066 --> 00:18:06,466
我今天早上的时候开了那个新版的

400
00:18:06,466 --> 00:18:08,366
有脱袜子的那个

401
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:12,566
那个按键的时候发现眼睛变变得

402
00:18:12,766 --> 00:18:16,299
呃我该怎么说呢我给大家来看一下吧

403
00:18:16,733 --> 00:18:19,299
呃新版的那个有脱袜子的

404
00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:22,733
有有吐舌头的那个有点问题

405
00:18:22,866 --> 00:18:25,366
稍微有那么一点点问题

406
00:18:25,466 --> 00:18:27,699
这个问题出在什么地方呢

407
00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:32,266
就出在眼睛有点不太有神啊就有点

408
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,000
嗯

409
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:38,966
嗯总之等下我贴图给大家看看吧

410
00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:40,300
出了一些bug

411
00:18:40,366 --> 00:18:43,466
所以还没办法给大家看来着嗯

412
00:18:43,733 --> 00:18:45,366
贴都是带枕芯的

413
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,566
我的床放不下爆炸了

414
00:18:49,066 --> 00:18:50,733
哈哈哈把把我

415
00:18:50,733 --> 00:18:52,066
把我放在床边上

416
00:18:52,066 --> 00:18:54,399
把别的女人放在床底下怎么样

417
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:57,466
怎么样哈哈哈把我放在床床边上把

418
00:18:57,466 --> 00:18:59,266
别的女人放在床底下

419
00:18:59,266 --> 00:19:00,733
这什么竞争啊

420
00:19:00,733 --> 00:19:03,733
有没有占脑袋的看看给给你们看一下

421
00:19:04,266 --> 00:19:06,599
有没有给我看一下呃

422
00:19:09,133 --> 00:19:09,933
呃

423
00:19:10,933 --> 00:19:13,966
就就这这这样

424
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:14,900
这样

425
00:19:15,766 --> 00:19:17,666
呃哈哈哈哈

426
00:19:17,666 --> 00:19:21,099
就就是这样的这样大家可以脑补一下

427
00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:23,566
时间互相关系

428
00:19:23,766 --> 00:19:27,499
一开始就猜到了结局

429
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,933
又有多少人

430
00:19:28,933 --> 00:19:30,933
没开始就说放

431
00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:33,766
脑补一下吧我就街头霸王一下

432
00:19:33,766 --> 00:19:36,166
把我自己的头接到我自己的头上面

433
00:19:36,366 --> 00:19:39,799
你们你们你们你们你们街头霸王一下

434
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:43,566
哈哈哈你们自己感受一下啊呃

435
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:48,400
这个这个这个眼睛就特别小你知道吧

436
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,533
眼睛特别小很奇怪

437
00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:53,000
所以我就没有用那个版本了

438
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,600
这样直播一整场的话

439
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,800
感觉有点不太开心呀

440
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:57,900
对吧主播

441
00:19:58,066 --> 00:19:59,866
烟烟人都在看你直播

442
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,733
你为什么垮一张屁脸啊

443
00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:02,299
主播

444
00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:04,600
你是不是根本不喜欢我们烟烟人啊

445
00:20:04,866 --> 00:20:06,666
是不是对恋人没有感情啊

446
00:20:06,666 --> 00:20:10,399
哈哈哈哈哈哈有一种变态的感觉

447
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:13,466
这什么逼表情啊我真是服了

448
00:20:13,466 --> 00:20:16,199
哎呀宝宝我的面具摘下来哈哈哈

449
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,600
谢谢一顾的记得

450
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:18,866
好热爱的

451
00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:21,400
我去问问作者

452
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,566
那个还是给作者刷炎帝拿的

453
00:20:23,566 --> 00:20:25,299
炎帝是什么东西啊

454
00:20:25,666 --> 00:20:28,066
作作者是什么呀炎帝是什么呀

455
00:20:29,366 --> 00:20:30,933
是萧炎吗

456
00:20:30,933 --> 00:20:33,933
斗破苍穹你是斗破苍穹的盟主

457
00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:40,066
谢谢卡卡的人气票谢谢宝

458
00:20:40,066 --> 00:20:41,266
卡卡的人气票呢

459
00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:44,333
感谢支持不要整心喵不要整心喵

460
00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:45,766
那你们要是都

461
00:20:45,900 --> 00:20:49,200
有有要整心的有不要整心的

462
00:20:51,766 --> 00:20:53,299
应该那个什么的

463
00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:56,166
我应该在那个问卷里面写一下

464
00:20:56,600 --> 00:21:00,300
呃你是否需要等申报整的整新的

465
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,933
我已经把提督的问卷发给各位了

466
00:21:02,933 --> 00:21:05,466
然后金宝的我下播之后发给你

467
00:21:05,533 --> 00:21:08,499
或者你要想我现在发给你的话也可以

468
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:09,333
也来得及

469
00:21:09,700 --> 00:21:10,500
嗯

470
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:11,800
嗯

471
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,133
我应该加一个这样的问题了

472
00:21:16,133 --> 00:21:18,333
我看还能不能编辑这个问卷啊

473
00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:20,399
因为可能已经有人写了呃

474
00:21:20,466 --> 00:21:22,666
如果你要是呃不要枕芯的话

475
00:21:22,666 --> 00:21:25,366
你可以在收货地址后面写一个备注啊

476
00:21:25,366 --> 00:21:29,199
备注主播我的枕芯不要太占地方了

477
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,566
然后我就会给你按这个来发货你

478
00:21:33,533 --> 00:21:34,399
挺好看的

479
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,066
哪里好看哈哈哈

480
00:21:36,133 --> 00:21:37,933
看看拖鞋还有脱袜子

481
00:21:37,933 --> 00:21:39,566
你今天喝点酒劲上来了

482
00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:40,733
开始戒烟了是吧

483
00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:41,966
别下头啊行不行

484
00:21:41,966 --> 00:21:44,566
喝上头了开始下头了是吧啊

485
00:21:45,166 --> 00:21:47,599
有种拿到期中成绩单的美感

486
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,866
你要不会说话我可以把你禁言了的

487
00:21:49,866 --> 00:21:50,566
酷路漫甲

488
00:21:50,566 --> 00:21:51,333
哈哈哈

489
00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:54,133
其实说话的权利也不是那么重要吧

490
00:21:54,133 --> 00:21:55,466
是不是嗯

491
00:21:55,933 --> 00:21:57,366
主播喜欢的什么

492
00:21:57,366 --> 00:21:57,933
只是哎

493
00:21:57,933 --> 00:22:00,333
人的名字不能这么说我欢迎雨天

494
00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:01,366
哈喽哈喽

495
00:22:01,566 --> 00:22:03,399
不过还是想看猫猫笑

496
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,933
那肯定的呀肯定的呀

497
00:22:07,466 --> 00:22:11,533
一天早就喜欢这种看垃圾的眼神

498
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,000
好吧

499
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:18,133
也不是不行啊尊重平等的尊重每一种

500
00:22:18,133 --> 00:22:19,399
差评啊好吧

501
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:22,133
是劈脸和袜子绑在一个键上了

502
00:22:22,133 --> 00:22:23,166
不是不是

503
00:22:23,366 --> 00:22:26,666
那不变成了垮起个劈脸给你看拖鞋吗

504
00:22:26,666 --> 00:22:28,666
这什么系列啊真恶心

505
00:22:29,066 --> 00:22:32,133
菠萝包软件那种打响菠萝包是什么呀

506
00:22:32,766 --> 00:22:35,399
我只知道半次元菠萝包是什么

507
00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:37,666
菠萝包菠萝包哦

508
00:22:38,333 --> 00:22:40,733
哦我记得以前有一个看

509
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,100
南通

510
00:22:43,933 --> 00:22:47,133
小说的网站叫菠萝包

511
00:22:48,066 --> 00:22:50,866
是不是是不是呃

512
00:22:52,333 --> 00:22:56,333
是这个吗哈哈哈哈是这个吗

513
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:58,533
艳艳我跟你说个好消息

514
00:22:58,533 --> 00:23:00,866
我成功跟你的作息同步了

515
00:23:00,866 --> 00:23:02,299
但是我现在在国

516
00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:06,199
太非主流了不好吧

517
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:08,966
有点卡的有点有点卡有点卡

518
00:23:10,533 --> 00:23:11,533
有点卡了

519
00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:12,800
我洗了

520
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:15,700
你跟我的作息同步的话挺辛苦的

521
00:23:15,700 --> 00:23:16,066
你白

522
00:23:16,066 --> 00:23:18,999
除非你白天没有什么事情做你知道吧

523
00:23:19,133 --> 00:23:21,133
你除非白天没事情可以干

524
00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:22,999
要不然的话这个这个

525
00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:25,866
还是压力挺大的因为你

526
00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:28,266
呃怎么说呢

527
00:23:28,266 --> 00:23:31,499
你像我一样在国内的下午睡觉

528
00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:33,666
然后半夜到早上醒着

529
00:23:33,733 --> 00:23:35,466
这样其实挺耽误事的

530
00:23:35,466 --> 00:23:37,533
很多需要我跟社会沟通的事情

531
00:23:37,533 --> 00:23:39,066
都没有办法做了

532
00:23:39,066 --> 00:23:40,266
那怎么办呢

533
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:43,300
谢谢宝卡可的60张人气票呢

534
00:23:43,333 --> 00:23:44,333
感谢支持

535
00:23:44,333 --> 00:23:45,666
欢迎有个石头

536
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:47,100
怎么了

537
00:23:47,100 --> 00:23:49,866
我认真的想看那我修好吧好不好

538
00:23:49,866 --> 00:23:51,666
我修好的时候给大家看

539
00:23:51,666 --> 00:23:52,999
我修好的时候看啊

540
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:53,700
嗯

541
00:23:53,700 --> 00:23:56,933
因为他这个有有拖鞋的但是没修好

542
00:23:57,300 --> 00:23:58,333
等我今天

543
00:23:58,333 --> 00:24:00,733
把那个正确的贴图要过来之后

544
00:24:00,733 --> 00:24:02,366
明天给大家看吧好吧

545
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:06,333
这是什么咪呀米亚地下

546
00:24:06,666 --> 00:24:08,533
雨天现在有一个

547
00:24:08,733 --> 00:24:09,499
现在有一个

548
00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:09,800
这个

549
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:12,300
这个圣诞节的时候没有完成的这个

550
00:24:12,300 --> 00:24:13,366
这个这个

551
00:24:13,966 --> 00:24:16,466
档位冲刺摆在人面前

552
00:24:17,333 --> 00:24:18,199
真的有这种参观

553
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,400
肯定有啊我不是给大家发了吗

554
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:23,100
有一个鞋子穿脱的0杠1

555
00:24:23,133 --> 00:24:24,933
把那个参数切换到0就是脱

556
00:24:24,933 --> 00:24:26,866
把那个参数切换到1就是穿

557
00:24:26,866 --> 00:24:28,266
但目前我还没看到啊

558
00:24:28,266 --> 00:24:29,866
我自己也没看到啊

559
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:32,466
看小说的平台

560
00:24:32,966 --> 00:24:36,366
我经常看到一些就很逆天的网文文案

561
00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:38,400
就比如说什么我10岁的时候

562
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:39,466
在星斗大森林

563
00:24:39,466 --> 00:24:41,266
烤了一只兔子啊

564
00:24:41,266 --> 00:24:44,366
我12岁的时候那个呃

565
00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:45,599
什么什么

566
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:47,866
在山上捡到一把叫做

567
00:24:47,866 --> 00:24:49,133
什么盐分赤浪尺的

568
00:24:49,133 --> 00:24:49,766
尺子的

569
00:24:49,766 --> 00:24:54,666
就是那种拳打经典玄幻小说男主怀抱

570
00:24:54,766 --> 00:24:58,066
呃这个温柔写意的后宫女主的这种

571
00:24:58,133 --> 00:24:58,933
这种

572
00:24:59,300 --> 00:25:02,566
大世界混战文啊就那种很逆天的文啊

573
00:25:03,266 --> 00:25:05,966
会不会都是这种小说软件里面的

574
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:08,533
主播喜欢看

575
00:25:08,533 --> 00:25:10,299
南通我有年轻不懂事

576
00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:12,800
小孩子随便看看的年轻不懂事啊

577
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:13,600
嗯

578
00:25:14,166 --> 00:25:15,533
轻小说的平台

579
00:25:15,533 --> 00:25:18,466
是日系的那种吗还是国内的呀

580
00:25:20,166 --> 00:25:23,599
别骂了哈哈哈哈没没有

581
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,766
欢迎春秋分欢迎正正

582
00:25:25,933 --> 00:25:27,999
想听歌我要听黑桃a

583
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,400
每天就把这个黑桃a唱了是吧

584
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,200
哎呦等一下等一下等一下

585
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,466
先先砸他一会没什么事

586
00:25:34,466 --> 00:25:35,899
然后再听黑桃a

587
00:25:36,466 --> 00:25:38,566
先砸他一会别着急啊

588
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:44,933
主播如何评价v圈黑名榜

589
00:25:44,933 --> 00:25:46,933
有我你们怎么都知道啊

590
00:25:46,933 --> 00:25:49,133
还有几个艳艳人什么叫黑名榜

591
00:25:49,133 --> 00:25:50,866
能不能发给我看看呀

592
00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:53,399
东一昨天给我发了一个

593
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:55,533
v圈避雷黑名单

594
00:25:55,700 --> 00:25:56,966
我特别开心啊

595
00:25:56,966 --> 00:25:59,899
就是出于一个吃瓜子的一个一个心态

596
00:25:59,900 --> 00:26:01,366
我就把它打开看了

597
00:26:01,566 --> 00:26:03,199
前面的姑且不谈

598
00:26:03,333 --> 00:26:05,666
然后我发现第30个是我

599
00:26:05,866 --> 00:26:08,199
呃我发现第30个人是我

600
00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:11,700
给我发了一个那个d o c s文件

601
00:26:11,700 --> 00:26:13,500
发现第三个人是单词文是我

602
00:26:13,700 --> 00:26:15,100
我正在想呢哎

603
00:26:15,100 --> 00:26:15,733
写什么

604
00:26:15,733 --> 00:26:19,133
结果我发现后面那个理由是脑袋太大

605
00:26:19,133 --> 00:26:20,766
吓坏小孩子

606
00:26:23,900 --> 00:26:24,900
我都无语了

607
00:26:24,900 --> 00:26:26,866
这是你们谁给我写上去的

608
00:26:26,866 --> 00:26:28,166
黑红也是红是吧

609
00:26:28,166 --> 00:26:30,166
主播不火倒是爱蹭

610
00:26:30,266 --> 00:26:33,399
130个炒作狗名单里都有我

611
00:26:33,533 --> 00:26:35,699
结果理由是什么啊

612
00:26:35,700 --> 00:26:37,400
理由是脑袋太大

613
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:40,100
笑话小孩子我真是绷不住

614
00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:43,666
谢谢为你讲的地言地语哄得你爱的

615
00:26:43,666 --> 00:26:46,966
谢谢金宝的爱心感谢支持谢谢

616
00:26:47,066 --> 00:26:49,699
大概率还是要整心的没问题

617
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:53,333
下大下大下大呢嗯

618
00:26:55,466 --> 00:26:58,699
我看到了雨天还有挺多认识的不是

619
00:26:58,700 --> 00:26:59,600
关键就是

620
00:26:59,666 --> 00:27:00,299
这玩意

621
00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:02,800
不就跟那个排除1级的差不多吗

622
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:06,966
啊这个这个直播骗你的也上黑名单啊

623
00:27:06,966 --> 00:27:08,133
平常在直播间里边

624
00:27:08,133 --> 00:27:09,799
当男友粉的也上黑名单

625
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,700
低的太多的也上黑名单

626
00:27:11,700 --> 00:27:14,666
单推的打成有一心也上黑名单

627
00:27:14,733 --> 00:27:16,266
主播直播时间太长

628
00:27:16,266 --> 00:27:19,066
你说人家混混混子也上黑名单

629
00:27:19,100 --> 00:27:20,366
主播时间太少

630
00:27:20,366 --> 00:27:22,599
你说人家懒狗也上黑名单

631
00:27:22,666 --> 00:27:25,066
切片做的多你说这个这个

632
00:27:25,333 --> 00:27:26,499
复刻其他的微啊

633
00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:28,200
没有创造性也上黑名单

634
00:27:28,300 --> 00:27:29,266
切片太少

635
00:27:29,266 --> 00:27:32,366
你说主播脑子里没火也上黑名单啊

636
00:27:32,366 --> 00:27:33,699
打钱打的太多

637
00:27:33,700 --> 00:27:34,900
疑心是这个

638
00:27:35,266 --> 00:27:37,499
退款的未成年也上黑名单

639
00:27:37,500 --> 00:27:38,700
打钱打的太少

640
00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:40,966
说你是服务器蛀虫也上黑名单

641
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,666
怎么有这么多能上黑名单的理由啊

642
00:27:43,766 --> 00:27:45,766
脑袋长得大也说上黑名单

643
00:27:45,766 --> 00:27:48,666
脑袋长得小说不聪明也上黑名单

644
00:27:49,533 --> 00:27:50,733
哎这玩意真的

645
00:27:50,733 --> 00:27:53,733
这但凡这这是什么公认的名单吗

646
00:27:53,733 --> 00:27:54,866
这但凡是一个人

647
00:27:54,866 --> 00:27:56,966
或者是几个人凑在一起写的

648
00:27:56,966 --> 00:27:58,766
那没有任何的公信力啊

649
00:27:58,766 --> 00:28:00,866
你能说出个所以然吗

650
00:28:00,866 --> 00:28:02,333
为什么是黑名单啊

651
00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:04,266
这有啥好看的呀

652
00:28:04,366 --> 00:28:05,699
哎呀真是服了

653
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:11,800
初见主播头好大哈哈哈干嘛干什么

654
00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:14,066
有几个确实不太行

655
00:28:14,066 --> 00:28:16,566
关键就是这个黑名单他取性于人

656
00:28:16,566 --> 00:28:18,566
就是有几个确实不太行

657
00:28:18,566 --> 00:28:19,999
我要是写这个东西

658
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,500
我要在里面夹带私货

659
00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:22,200
我跟你说

660
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,766
我就写一些大家都知道不行的人

661
00:28:24,766 --> 00:28:27,699
就是写一些大家都知道有大瓜的

662
00:28:27,700 --> 00:28:29,366
真的不可以的那种

663
00:28:29,466 --> 00:28:32,066
你懂吧就把他把他们写上

664
00:28:32,066 --> 00:28:34,966
然后再写几个我个人讨厌的

665
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,600
把我个人讨厌的这些就夸大一下

666
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:38,966
他们都干了些啥

667
00:28:39,133 --> 00:28:41,399
这样的话就很简单你知道吧

668
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:42,200
因为

669
00:28:42,366 --> 00:28:44,733
你就会下意识的认为这一张单子里面

670
00:28:44,733 --> 00:28:45,766
所有人都跟

671
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,600
你知道的那几个人一样

672
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,600
就让人感觉到很恶心

673
00:28:50,066 --> 00:28:52,199
之后你就会避雷这个单子上所有人

674
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:53,700
但是其实很多人是好人

675
00:28:53,700 --> 00:28:55,766
只有那么几个你知道的是恶心的人

676
00:28:55,766 --> 00:28:56,566
你知道吗

677
00:28:56,733 --> 00:28:59,599
很多都是这样的假带私货就是这样啊

678
00:28:59,666 --> 00:29:02,099
说话全假的话太假了

679
00:29:02,100 --> 00:29:04,333
但是9真1假8真2假

680
00:29:04,333 --> 00:29:06,099
那就很难让人分辨你知道吗

681
00:29:06,100 --> 00:29:07,600
尤其你在不熟悉的情况下

682
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:09,100
你先入为主就这样

683
00:29:09,533 --> 00:29:11,599
谢谢洋洋的金色IC

684
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:14,200
谢谢养老过仔后等你阿里高度

685
00:29:14,266 --> 00:29:15,466
感谢支持

686
00:29:15,466 --> 00:29:16,533
谢谢

687
00:29:17,300 --> 00:29:18,100
啊

688
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,100
啊主播真

689
00:29:21,100 --> 00:29:22,466
的有男友粉吗

690
00:29:22,466 --> 00:29:24,733
我今天上播收到的什么

691
00:29:24,733 --> 00:29:27,099
我今天上播收到的第二条爱心

692
00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:29,733
说猫猫喜欢结婚

693
00:29:29,733 --> 00:29:31,733
我可能是有男友粉的

694
00:29:31,733 --> 00:29:33,599
我觉得大家可能开玩笑的

695
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:34,333
但是有的时候

696
00:29:34,333 --> 00:29:36,399
我也觉得我好像确实有男友粉

697
00:29:38,166 --> 00:29:40,499
你想什么怎么样回答你这个问题

698
00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:41,766
认真的来说啊

699
00:29:41,766 --> 00:29:45,166
就是看我久的人说主播对吧

700
00:29:45,166 --> 00:29:47,399
你既不像别人一样玩游戏

701
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:49,133
也不像别人一样唱歌

702
00:29:49,166 --> 00:29:51,333
唱歌的话有专门的歌粉

703
00:29:51,333 --> 00:29:53,733
玩游戏的话有喜欢游戏的粉丝

704
00:29:53,733 --> 00:29:55,366
但是你每天都是杂谈

705
00:29:55,366 --> 00:29:57,599
你这个杂谈是围绕着自己的观点

706
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:59,133
和自己经历的事情

707
00:29:59,333 --> 00:30:02,133
还有自己想跟大家交流的东西来说的

708
00:30:02,166 --> 00:30:03,766
那这样的话人们就会

709
00:30:04,166 --> 00:30:07,333
呃很难把这个精力放在内容上

710
00:30:07,333 --> 00:30:09,566
很多时候都是放在你本人身上

711
00:30:09,566 --> 00:30:12,799
那假如说就算你再根本你有100个观众

712
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:13,966
把精力放在你身上

713
00:30:13,966 --> 00:30:16,266
很难找不出来一个特别喜欢你的

714
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:17,533
我想说的也对

715
00:30:17,533 --> 00:30:18,999
但是你不要让我知道就行了

716
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,866
你让我知道我会很难办的啊

717
00:30:20,866 --> 00:30:21,699
你别让我知道

718
00:30:21,700 --> 00:30:24,266
你偷偷的喜欢我不管你哈哈哈哎

719
00:30:24,266 --> 00:30:25,899
你偷偷的喜欢我不管你

720
00:30:25,900 --> 00:30:28,300
但是你让我知道就很难办啊好吧

721
00:30:28,500 --> 00:30:30,466
只是带回家我又得找个借口了

722
00:30:30,466 --> 00:30:31,866
你就说最近颈椎不好

723
00:30:31,866 --> 00:30:32,599
需要一个

724
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:34,900
很大的这个抱枕来安慰你一下

725
00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:37,300
正好买了一个人体工学抱枕

726
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:40,566
仅为售价1998抱着它吃饭也香

727
00:30:40,566 --> 00:30:42,399
睡觉也也也爽

728
00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:44,366
这个这个呃

729
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:46,600
一觉到天亮啊粘枕头就逃

730
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:47,733
打雷都醒不了

731
00:30:47,733 --> 00:30:50,466
你就说这个抱枕有一些神秘的功效呢

732
00:30:51,933 --> 00:30:53,566
总结都在黑名单

733
00:30:53,566 --> 00:30:57,099
什么美亚米亚大航海榜50我好有面子

734
00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:01,366
你之前不是50万你这是往后退了吧哎

735
00:31:02,100 --> 00:31:04,800
只要是猫猫就像黑名单哈哈

736
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:07,333
30个有一大半都是确实

737
00:31:07,466 --> 00:31:09,266
怎么还有我呀不是

738
00:31:09,700 --> 00:31:11,766
你要说的是30个的话

739
00:31:11,900 --> 00:31:14,533
那那第30个确实是我

740
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,466
第30个是是谁写的

741
00:31:18,533 --> 00:31:19,499
东一写的

742
00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:20,766
东一说我脑袋太大

743
00:31:20,766 --> 00:31:22,899
吓坏小孩子把我写上去了

744
00:31:23,533 --> 00:31:24,466
别呀

745
00:31:24,700 --> 00:31:27,500
我排在第30的话那个单子我看见了

746
00:31:27,500 --> 00:31:29,133
那是东一写上去的

747
00:31:32,333 --> 00:31:33,133
哎呀

748
00:31:33,700 --> 00:31:34,733
好崩溃

749
00:31:36,100 --> 00:31:38,600
不会有人把把把我后面的理由

750
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:39,700
删掉了吧

751
00:31:39,700 --> 00:31:42,166
哈哈那是东一写的

752
00:31:42,766 --> 00:31:45,266
是不是东一写的我不知道啊

753
00:31:45,766 --> 00:31:48,299
反正我都一发给我的时候就看到了

754
00:31:49,266 --> 00:31:50,733
我就是主办奶油粉

755
00:31:50,733 --> 00:31:52,199
不然我为什么要上提督

756
00:31:52,666 --> 00:31:54,899
奶油粉这个东西我觉得是有排他性的

757
00:31:54,900 --> 00:31:56,600
就是你当了一个主播的奶油粉

758
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:58,900
就没法当另一个主播的奶油粉了

759
00:31:59,133 --> 00:31:59,933
要不然你

760
00:31:59,933 --> 00:32:02,733
你就算想想这个主播当女朋友

761
00:32:02,933 --> 00:32:04,533
对吧你还得你还得

762
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:06,200
你还得一次找俩女朋友

763
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,333
感觉不太符合伦理钢厂啊

764
00:32:08,366 --> 00:32:09,733
所以说男友粉

765
00:32:09,733 --> 00:32:11,866
他需要只当一个主播的男友粉

766
00:32:11,866 --> 00:32:13,866
你还有另外主播的提督啊

767
00:32:13,866 --> 00:32:15,766
所以你肯定不是真男友粉

768
00:32:16,266 --> 00:32:16,733
什么

769
00:32:16,733 --> 00:32:19,166
我一直是主播的第五人格粉丝啊

770
00:32:19,166 --> 00:32:22,099
第五人格对于主播来说就像是

771
00:32:22,333 --> 00:32:24,999
聪明才智对于主播来说都同样

772
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,600
都是活在幻想里面

773
00:32:26,900 --> 00:32:29,200
从来都没有让大家见过的

774
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:31,200
从来都没有给大家展示出来的

775
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:33,500
哈哈哈哈啊

776
00:32:35,066 --> 00:32:37,099
喜欢我们爱讨论的震撼吗

777
00:32:37,100 --> 00:32:40,100
你们爱讨论也太震撼了吧

778
00:32:42,466 --> 00:32:44,599
我真受不了了

779
00:32:44,966 --> 00:32:47,333
你烟不红倒是爱蹭啊

780
00:32:47,333 --> 00:32:50,133
怎么哪里都有你啊啊

781
00:32:50,333 --> 00:32:52,199
有一句好话说的好

782
00:32:52,266 --> 00:32:53,899
怎么在每一个事情下面

783
00:32:53,900 --> 00:32:55,133
都有人在喊关注

784
00:32:55,133 --> 00:32:57,333
米呀米呀米呀米呀到底是谁

785
00:32:57,333 --> 00:32:58,399
哈哈哈

786
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:01,533
两个有问题了嗯

787
00:33:01,966 --> 00:33:04,666
有点吧我觉得还是有点的

788
00:33:04,700 --> 00:33:07,566
你要开后宫的话我看那种后宫小说

789
00:33:07,566 --> 00:33:09,499
其实我比较喜欢看那种

790
00:33:09,900 --> 00:33:13,266
呃一个男主角然后五六个女主角的

791
00:33:13,466 --> 00:33:15,299
这样的话你就平等的

792
00:33:15,300 --> 00:33:17,066
谁都不是真的喜欢

793
00:33:17,166 --> 00:33:19,733
但是要是一个人他有两个老婆的话

794
00:33:19,733 --> 00:33:21,866
我觉得这两个老婆很容易打起来

795
00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:24,266
就是所谓的这个这种

796
00:33:24,766 --> 00:33:26,599
三个和尚没水喝吧

797
00:33:26,666 --> 00:33:28,766
但是他要是跟五六个人结婚的话

798
00:33:28,766 --> 00:33:30,333
你心里面就会觉得啊确实

799
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,133
确实确实确实

800
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,500
啊谁也不喜欢那大家都是平等的

801
00:33:34,500 --> 00:33:36,866
都是在一个起跑线上的嗯

802
00:33:39,300 --> 00:33:41,466
有啊那个前面标的

803
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:44,666
什么什么当很多主播的男友粉

804
00:33:44,666 --> 00:33:45,933
呃这样子吗

805
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,266
但是我还是觉得就是

806
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:52,133
这种由个人倾向很重的写出来的榜单

807
00:33:52,133 --> 00:33:54,299
就算他大部分东西写的是对的

808
00:33:54,666 --> 00:33:57,966
我也不觉得这个东西应该由个人来写

809
00:33:59,100 --> 00:34:01,866
谢谢希腊老公粉的牛蛙感谢支持

810
00:34:01,866 --> 00:34:04,066
红豆年龄盖鲁可以去加拿大面积吗

811
00:34:04,066 --> 00:34:06,866
不可以就算你跟我是在一个学校

812
00:34:06,866 --> 00:34:08,299
是在同一个专业的话

813
00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:09,866
你也不会发现主播的

814
00:34:09,866 --> 00:34:12,666
因为我跟你上的是平行世界的学校

815
00:34:12,766 --> 00:34:13,566
哦

816
00:34:16,500 --> 00:34:20,566
你对小猫猫满头大汗你给我滚

817
00:34:26,766 --> 00:34:30,099
你喜欢看5到6个女主和2到3

818
00:34:33,466 --> 00:34:38,466
什么叫5个女主2个啊5个男主2个女主

819
00:34:39,266 --> 00:34:40,466
这怎么分啊

820
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:51,066
6个男主2个女主

821
00:34:56,766 --> 00:34:57,899
怎么分啊

822
00:34:58,900 --> 00:35:01,766
你不会是拿着一把刀然后

823
00:35:03,566 --> 00:35:05,599
我们分了他吧

824
00:35:05,766 --> 00:35:08,533
不会是不会是这样的吧

825
00:35:10,300 --> 00:35:15,466
嗯 6个男的2个女的玩的也也也

826
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:19,766
他们出门旅游开几间房啊

827
00:35:21,300 --> 00:35:25,300
你也要看你要看什么你要看嗯

828
00:35:26,700 --> 00:35:28,533
谢谢滴滴日报的IC

829
00:35:28,566 --> 00:35:32,333
哇滴滴日报哇滴滴日报给我打钱了

830
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:34,000
蓬荜生辉

831
00:35:34,166 --> 00:35:35,199
克拉克拉

832
00:35:35,966 --> 00:35:37,299
谢谢弟弟日报来信

833
00:35:37,333 --> 00:35:39,166
感谢支持小

834
00:35:39,166 --> 00:35:42,199
的时候喜欢很多多女主是因为

835
00:35:42,300 --> 00:35:44,066
不知道啥叫爱情

836
00:35:44,066 --> 00:35:45,933
长大了喜欢单女主

837
00:35:45,933 --> 00:35:48,966
是因为没有女孩子喜欢自己

838
00:35:53,566 --> 00:35:56,666
这太让人难受了吧

839
00:35:59,666 --> 00:36:02,199
破房了妈呀破房了

840
00:36:02,266 --> 00:36:05,933
我小的时候也会看那种玛丽苏小说啦

841
00:36:05,933 --> 00:36:08,066
就一个女主啊

842
00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:10,099
这个男主1号是

843
00:36:10,266 --> 00:36:11,999
冷漠的冷脸学霸

844
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,700
但是会在晚自习偷偷的温柔的给你讲

845
00:36:14,700 --> 00:36:15,266
题

846
00:36:15,266 --> 00:36:18,699
男主2号是狂放不羁的这个校园黑道

847
00:36:18,700 --> 00:36:20,333
霸主啊啊

848
00:36:20,333 --> 00:36:22,666
那种会带着你体育课翻墙

849
00:36:22,666 --> 00:36:24,099
给你买零食的

850
00:36:24,166 --> 00:36:26,499
男主3号是你青梅竹马

851
00:36:26,500 --> 00:36:29,733
的隔壁市的奥塞班这个这个什么

852
00:36:29,766 --> 00:36:31,966
奥塞班的这个这个这个

853
00:36:32,466 --> 00:36:35,766
王牌啊什么的然后女主跟三个男主

854
00:36:35,866 --> 00:36:37,966
这个互相都有一定的感情

855
00:36:37,966 --> 00:36:39,599
最后选一个嫁了

856
00:36:39,666 --> 00:36:42,799
长大了之后我真的很讨厌这种剧情

857
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:44,600
有人对你好你也喜欢他

858
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:47,066
你就不要跟别人说话了吗

859
00:36:47,066 --> 00:36:49,399
让人家难受干什么呀

860
00:36:49,666 --> 00:36:50,733
哈哈哈

861
00:36:51,700 --> 00:36:55,200
怎么会这样呢你怎么破我的房啊

862
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,133
你这30块钱像一把尖刀

863
00:36:57,133 --> 00:36:58,733
扎在了我的心上

864
00:36:58,733 --> 00:37:00,699
哈哈哈啊

865
00:37:02,566 --> 00:37:05,566
你这30块钱像一把刀一样啊

866
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:08,900
我都已经不挑性别了还是找不到哎

867
00:37:08,900 --> 00:37:09,700
受不了

868
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,166
破案了肥猫根本不在加拿大

869
00:37:14,166 --> 00:37:15,499
是的你说的对

870
00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:16,300
但是

871
00:37:16,466 --> 00:37:19,533
紫色肥猫是由米言蜜亚研制的一款

872
00:37:19,533 --> 00:37:21,966
魔法学校的这个不好

873
00:37:21,966 --> 00:37:23,499
坏坏坏学生捏

874
00:37:23,666 --> 00:37:25,299
主播我觉得我也要上去

875
00:37:25,300 --> 00:37:27,400
所以我现在就当你的男友粉

876
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:31,566
真的吗你不是天下的奶油粉吗

877
00:37:31,566 --> 00:37:33,466
欢迎碗酱欢迎正宗大舌头

878
00:37:33,466 --> 00:37:34,599
好想看黑名单啊

879
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:35,766
燕子能不能转发一下

880
00:37:35,766 --> 00:37:37,333
大家一起乐一下是吧

881
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,800
大家是懂得乐自己的

882
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,333
什么与民同乐

883
00:37:41,333 --> 00:37:43,799
这个众乐乐独乐乐不如众乐乐啊

884
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,500
乐别人不如乐自己

885
00:37:45,566 --> 00:37:47,099
人生的最高境界都是

886
00:37:47,100 --> 00:37:49,400
能在自己的黑料中寻找到快乐

887
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:51,266
这下狠狠的乐起来了

888
00:37:52,066 --> 00:37:54,333
搞学术不带我是吧

889
00:37:54,566 --> 00:37:56,533
搞答辩不带我是吧

890
00:37:56,600 --> 00:38:00,000
嗯别提了哎我跟大家说一下

891
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,266
有的时候觉得有一些选修课的要求

892
00:38:02,266 --> 00:38:03,333
真的很离谱

893
00:38:03,566 --> 00:38:05,599
我之前碰到一个选修课

894
00:38:05,666 --> 00:38:08,166
他要求我们在48小时内

895
00:38:08,266 --> 00:38:12,566
写一篇大概有7个到10个参考的

896
00:38:12,566 --> 00:38:14,499
2,000个词的一篇

897
00:38:14,533 --> 00:38:16,966
那个论文啊作为这个这个

898
00:38:17,166 --> 00:38:20,899
学自己的这个期末考试去交上去

899
00:38:21,566 --> 00:38:23,166
但是这次我们又碰到了

900
00:38:23,166 --> 00:38:25,566
拿一个学期准备的小组作业

901
00:38:25,566 --> 00:38:27,533
一个小组里面有4个人

902
00:38:27,533 --> 00:38:29,566
结果期末考试的形式是

903
00:38:29,566 --> 00:38:30,699
你们4个人

904
00:38:30,733 --> 00:38:34,199
给我交上来一篇大概有4个参考的

905
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:36,300
1,000词的论文就行了

906
00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:38,166
四个人写1,000个词

907
00:38:38,366 --> 00:38:40,166
而且还是提前告诉你

908
00:38:40,166 --> 00:38:42,666
提前告诉你是什么样的给你一周去写

909
00:38:42,766 --> 00:38:45,499
我都没想到会有这种东西你知道吧

910
00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:46,333
这是第一次

911
00:38:46,333 --> 00:38:47,966
这辈子第一次上这样的课

912
00:38:47,966 --> 00:38:49,899
感觉很新奇啊嗯

913
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,200
谢谢金宝的s呀

914
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:56,166
感谢支持红豆你阿里嘎到

915
00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:59,533
我还是喜欢那些多女主

916
00:38:59,533 --> 00:39:02,066
但是最后女主因为各种原因

917
00:39:02,066 --> 00:39:04,366
一个一个的被刀死

918
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:07,133
一边记得散发着微微就像怀念

919
00:39:07,133 --> 00:39:08,899
老铁手机突然没了电

920
00:39:09,566 --> 00:39:12,266
你是那种觉得碧意才是美学的

921
00:39:12,266 --> 00:39:15,099
最好看的花就应该在最精彩的时候

922
00:39:15,100 --> 00:39:16,200
凋谢是吧

923
00:39:16,866 --> 00:39:19,699
最漂亮的花如果你让他自然的枯萎

924
00:39:19,700 --> 00:39:22,666
那你这辈子记得的就是他死亡的模样

925
00:39:22,700 --> 00:39:23,600
但是如果他在最

926
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:25,600
好看的时候被人做成鲜切花

927
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:27,100
做成花束里面的话

928
00:39:27,166 --> 00:39:29,999
他一辈子在你心里面都是好的对吧

929
00:39:30,900 --> 00:39:33,166
什么比翼美学呀

930
00:39:33,300 --> 00:39:35,766
哎呦中二病来喽

931
00:39:35,933 --> 00:39:39,066
谢谢洋洋的这个行业感谢支持

932
00:39:39,066 --> 00:39:41,133
在主播直播间冠名水晶球会被

933
00:39:41,133 --> 00:39:41,966
嘲笑文明

934
00:39:42,266 --> 00:39:43,199
谢谢洋洋

935
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:45,600
送出了自己冠名的水晶球礼物

936
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:48,533
不对水晶球榜就是铁嘎翅膀你知道吧

937
00:39:48,733 --> 00:39:50,799
你别看金溪天天嘲笑我

938
00:39:50,866 --> 00:39:55,099
金溪是上上周的水晶球榜一一技绝成

939
00:39:55,100 --> 00:39:56,333
他是40个

940
00:39:56,566 --> 00:39:59,766
40个冠了水晶球的名哈哈哈

941
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:01,566
他用40个水晶球

942
00:40:01,566 --> 00:40:02,333
把自己的名字

943
00:40:02,333 --> 00:40:04,466
牢牢的写在了心爱水晶球上面

944
00:40:04,466 --> 00:40:06,899
已经属于是一个无人超越的情况了

945
00:40:06,900 --> 00:40:07,700
嗯

946
00:40:08,866 --> 00:40:10,166
你也想开趴

947
00:40:10,166 --> 00:40:12,133
我也喜欢看这种小说

948
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:14,133
你要不还是看点历史书吧

949
00:40:14,133 --> 00:40:15,666
学学点东西吧

950
00:40:15,766 --> 00:40:18,299
爹学点东西吧好吧

951
00:40:21,066 --> 00:40:21,399
是吧

952
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:23,966
为什么是选一个我看的是全都要啊

953
00:40:23,966 --> 00:40:25,666
我看的视频是全

954
00:40:27,100 --> 00:40:28,200
什么视频啊

955
00:40:28,733 --> 00:40:29,566
这个

956
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:33,066
我不相信世界上会有这种这种什么

957
00:40:33,366 --> 00:40:35,199
怎么会有如此

958
00:40:37,133 --> 00:40:38,533
混乱之事呢

959
00:40:38,533 --> 00:40:39,999
哈哈哈不信啊

960
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,100
视频发我看看视频发我看看

961
00:40:42,100 --> 00:40:43,733
好吧别啊呸了不适合我

962
00:40:43,733 --> 00:40:44,866
确实不太适合我

963
00:40:44,866 --> 00:40:47,466
呃什么播了40分钟一个见长都没有

964
00:40:47,466 --> 00:40:48,333
骂我是废物

965
00:40:48,333 --> 00:40:50,399
你说什么你的脚毛啊

966
00:40:50,966 --> 00:40:52,766
你的脚毛啊

967
00:40:55,066 --> 00:40:58,099
你骂老子老子跟你拼了我真是服了

968
00:40:58,100 --> 00:40:58,900
哎呦

969
00:41:00,700 --> 00:41:03,866
我直接圆子给其他组员然后我润润

970
00:41:04,666 --> 00:41:06,333
谢谢洋洋的11个

971
00:41:06,333 --> 00:41:09,333
这个行业我只是喜欢悲剧越悲剧越好

972
00:41:09,333 --> 00:41:10,566
那你喜欢那种就是

973
00:41:10,766 --> 00:41:12,566
所有的这个什么悲剧

974
00:41:12,566 --> 00:41:14,366
就是把美好的东西摆在你面前

975
00:41:14,366 --> 00:41:15,466
然后毁灭给你看

976
00:41:15,466 --> 00:41:16,333
是这样吗

977
00:41:16,366 --> 00:41:19,599
嗯真嘎七每次开场就送6个球

978
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:21,866
昨天谁抽到了我的球啊

979
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,500
今天网有点不太好啊大家

980
00:41:25,100 --> 00:41:27,933
为什么因为我发现我发现了那个

981
00:41:27,933 --> 00:41:29,999
面部经常会没事就断一下

982
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,600
所以今天网可能有点不太好嗯

983
00:41:33,933 --> 00:41:37,366
虐恋人都4了怎么虐恋啊

984
00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:40,266
啊不过在我心里边虐恋是那种

985
00:41:40,366 --> 00:41:43,266
两个人都活着但是最后虽然互相

986
00:41:43,266 --> 00:41:45,166
喜欢但是却没在一起

987
00:41:45,300 --> 00:41:46,200
或者是

988
00:41:46,266 --> 00:41:48,866
两个人一个人活着一个人死了

989
00:41:48,866 --> 00:41:50,699
然后这个活着的人直到这个

990
00:41:50,700 --> 00:41:52,366
死了的人死了很久之后

991
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:53,500
才知道他

992
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:55,933
他他喜欢自己

993
00:41:56,266 --> 00:41:57,599
他也喜欢那个死了的人

994
00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:59,300
这个死了的人也喜欢他

995
00:41:59,333 --> 00:42:02,099
我觉得这个才是虐恋啊这么就是

996
00:42:02,300 --> 00:42:06,533
生的呃都都都活着但是别离要么就是

997
00:42:06,666 --> 00:42:09,399
呃这个一个死了一辈子都求不得

998
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:12,366
两个人要一起死了的话这是好结局啊

999
00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:13,300
呃

1000
00:42:13,733 --> 00:42:15,999
我觉得两个人一起死了是好结局

1001
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,166
你说他们的感情就定格在这个

1002
00:42:18,166 --> 00:42:20,699
两个人感情最好的时候了对吧

1003
00:42:20,900 --> 00:42:23,933
什么爱而不得啊什么生死相离啊

1004
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,533
要多少我看多少

1005
00:42:27,666 --> 00:42:29,899
哎其实这种的话我觉得

1006
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,266
有点那个

1007
00:42:31,333 --> 00:42:33,999
有点那个的我我有点接受不了啊

1008
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,300
咱们说实话我觉得

1009
00:42:35,300 --> 00:42:36,866
我我是有点接受不了的

1010
00:42:36,866 --> 00:42:38,733
挺怪的挺怪的嗯

1011
00:42:41,733 --> 00:42:43,499
以前我特别喜欢看

1012
00:42:43,500 --> 00:42:45,733
那种小说就是甜甜蜜蜜的

1013
00:42:45,733 --> 00:42:48,166
两个人相知相许的啊

1014
00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:48,699
特别

1015
00:42:48,700 --> 00:42:51,000
简单的一步到位的你喜欢我我喜

1016
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,000
欢你啊然后你喜欢我我喜欢

1017
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:53,933
你像那个

1018
00:42:53,966 --> 00:42:56,599
独轮车一样像DJ棍的独轮车一样

1019
00:42:56,666 --> 00:42:59,299
你喜欢我我喜欢你啊然后

1020
00:42:59,333 --> 00:43:01,566
两个人一起甜蜜蜜的就婚后

1021
00:43:01,566 --> 00:43:03,099
结婚3年抱俩

1022
00:43:03,333 --> 00:43:05,533
之后翻外篇是呃

1023
00:43:05,533 --> 00:43:09,066
去外国度假带着两个聪明宝宝之类的

1024
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:10,166
这种这种

1025
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:13,300
偶遇自己讨厌的人然后在人家面前

1026
00:43:13,300 --> 00:43:14,266
表演表现

1027
00:43:14,266 --> 00:43:15,366
自己生活过得好

1028
00:43:15,366 --> 00:43:17,666
这个讨厌的人非常后悔当年为什么

1029
00:43:17,766 --> 00:43:19,499
为什么这个去坑主角

1030
00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:22,400
我特别不喜欢这种小说我觉得太顺利

1031
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:24,166
了就喜欢看那种

1032
00:43:24,266 --> 00:43:25,066
哎呀

1033
00:43:25,533 --> 00:43:29,066
虐的情节起伏的两个人有误会了

1034
00:43:29,166 --> 00:43:32,466
然后压抑着情感的一方马上要表白了

1035
00:43:32,466 --> 00:43:33,266
另一方说不

1036
00:43:33,266 --> 00:43:33,966
行不行不行

1037
00:43:33,966 --> 00:43:34,299
哎呀

1038
00:43:34,300 --> 00:43:36,600
他果然还是不喜欢我我不能这样说

1039
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:38,600
说了一辈子朋友连没的做了

1040
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:40,400
就是我我以前特别喜欢这种啊

1041
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:42,100
但是我发现这个

1042
00:43:42,566 --> 00:43:44,566
文学是脱胎于生活的

1043
00:43:44,566 --> 00:43:46,133
当你当你当你

1044
00:43:46,133 --> 00:43:48,566
当你在生活里面情感经常受挫的时候

1045
00:43:48,566 --> 00:43:49,799
你就不会在虚拟的世界

1046
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,133
寻找这些东西了

1047
00:43:51,133 --> 00:43:52,099
哈哈哈

1048
00:43:53,133 --> 00:43:55,699
因为你你所热爱的就是你的生活

1049
00:43:55,700 --> 00:43:57,366
你的生活就是这样的

1050
00:43:57,366 --> 00:44:00,899
哎呦什么现在全是男主白月光回来啊

1051
00:44:00,900 --> 00:44:01,966
我知道我知道

1052
00:44:01,966 --> 00:44:04,333
那个什么什么小说他那个广告

1053
00:44:05,766 --> 00:44:09,533
什么夫君今日可以不割血吗

1054
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:11,600
啊女主泪眼婆娑的

1055
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:13,966
泪眼婆娑的看着男主角啊

1056
00:44:13,966 --> 00:44:16,333
但是女主就像没有长嘴一样

1057
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:19,000
他就像没有长嘴不会说人话一样

1058
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,600
死活都不说原因啊

1059
00:44:20,666 --> 00:44:23,899
他只是呃啊今天可以不割血吗

1060
00:44:24,066 --> 00:44:27,099
哎然后男主角一把拉着他说不行

1061
00:44:27,133 --> 00:44:29,999
蓉儿急需你的血今日入药

1062
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:31,733
蓉儿快要没救了

1063
00:44:31,733 --> 00:44:33,933
你当年嫁给我的时候啊

1064
00:44:33,933 --> 00:44:35,966
不就是为了什么我

1065
00:44:35,966 --> 00:44:39,533
我就是为了给蓉儿制药才答应娶你的

1066
00:44:39,700 --> 00:44:42,100
然后女主角这个又欲语害羞的

1067
00:44:42,100 --> 00:44:43,666
像不会说人类语言一样

1068
00:44:43,666 --> 00:44:44,899
就不告诉男主啊

1069
00:44:44,900 --> 00:44:46,900
任由男主划开自己的手腕

1070
00:44:46,900 --> 00:44:47,800
然后啪啪啪啪的

1071
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:50,200
这个血就流到流到这个碗里面啊

1072
00:44:50,266 --> 00:44:52,466
男主看了之后匆匆忙忙的走了

1073
00:44:52,533 --> 00:44:53,599
但是女主呢

1074
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:55,366
却黯然神伤拿出手绢

1075
00:44:55,366 --> 00:44:58,499
想起今天早上这个郎中给自己整治

1076
00:44:58,500 --> 00:45:00,133
说自己已经怀有身孕啊

1077
00:45:00,133 --> 00:45:01,466
同时又又

1078
00:45:01,866 --> 00:45:03,366
这个脑癌眼癌

1079
00:45:03,366 --> 00:45:06,399
肺癌胃癌各种白血病晚期

1080
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:07,566
晚期了之后呢

1081
00:45:07,566 --> 00:45:09,866
哎呀这个已经不能再见血了

1082
00:45:09,900 --> 00:45:11,200
但是女主却想哎呀

1083
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:12,800
他怎么一点都不懂我

1084
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:14,566
他都不在乎我们的孩子

1085
00:45:14,566 --> 00:45:15,499
他只在乎他的

1086
00:45:15,500 --> 00:45:16,100
蓉儿

1087
00:45:16,100 --> 00:45:18,766
然后3天之后女主死在采访里边啊

1088
00:45:18,766 --> 00:45:19,599
男主说

1089
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:22,066
这个什么好久没有见到女主角了

1090
00:45:22,300 --> 00:45:25,266
然后之后这个吓人说啊他已经死了

1091
00:45:25,266 --> 00:45:27,266
这个时候男主才会从一个脑残

1092
00:45:27,266 --> 00:45:29,866
忽然蜕变成一个有智商的正常人啊

1093
00:45:29,866 --> 00:45:32,599
一把撇下曾经他喜欢的柔而不管

1094
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:34,800
开始在女主的坟前哭天抢地啊

1095
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:35,733
这种弱智剧情

1096
00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:37,299
我这辈子都不想再看到了

1097
00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:38,700
呃好恶心

1098
00:45:41,300 --> 00:45:42,466
早上好早上好

1099
00:45:42,466 --> 00:45:44,333
就是有一些强造的误会啊

1100
00:45:44,333 --> 00:45:46,366
你知道强造的误会就是那种

1101
00:45:46,666 --> 00:45:47,766
明明两个人

1102
00:45:47,766 --> 00:45:49,866
只要有一个人会说人类语言

1103
00:45:49,866 --> 00:45:50,999
另一个人稍微找点

1104
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,500
脑子都能解决的事情

1105
00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:52,966
不行

1106
00:45:52,966 --> 00:45:55,466
哎我就不说我今天不能割血入药

1107
00:45:55,466 --> 00:45:57,666
为什么我不告诉你我有苦衷

1108
00:45:57,733 --> 00:46:01,199
你是不是脑残了你身体不舒服撑着呀

1109
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:02,333
说什么呀

1110
00:46:02,666 --> 00:46:04,333
哎呀干嘛呀

1111
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:07,866
降智降出来的没有脑子就是哎呦

1112
00:46:08,300 --> 00:46:10,766
要是自己带入会觉得很难受吧

1113
00:46:10,766 --> 00:46:12,999
是啊我就是自己带入觉得很难受

1114
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,466
你哈哈哈

1115
00:46:14,666 --> 00:46:15,999
这是哪个平台的风险

1116
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:16,900
我不知道呀

1117
00:46:16,900 --> 00:46:18,300
有点有点弱智的

1118
00:46:18,300 --> 00:46:21,066
就好像是最近就是比较火的那种

1119
00:46:21,066 --> 00:46:22,366
小说广告啊

1120
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:24,166
我都快能背下来

1121
00:46:25,733 --> 00:46:28,899
这样子乱刀的确实不好玩啊没意思

1122
00:46:29,766 --> 00:46:32,766
然后女二因为用了白血病的血yes

1123
00:46:35,866 --> 00:46:37,999
哎好事啊好事

1124
00:46:38,866 --> 00:46:39,666
嗯

1125
00:46:40,566 --> 00:46:42,199
起点的逆天也很多

1126
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:44,366
起点的话我最近没有怎么看了

1127
00:46:44,366 --> 00:46:45,733
你在弹幕区讲吧

1128
00:46:45,733 --> 00:46:47,499
我我我女生

1129
00:46:47,666 --> 00:46:50,666
我只看过经典玄幻文没看过现代的

1130
00:46:50,666 --> 00:46:51,466
起点

1131
00:46:51,966 --> 00:46:53,733
对七猫还有番茄

1132
00:46:53,900 --> 00:46:55,366
就这两个这两个

1133
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:58,266
谢谢棉酿的这个好运和打call

1134
00:46:58,266 --> 00:47:01,299
感谢支持红豆你阿里个豆谢谢谢谢

1135
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:04,266
我在起点看四书五经

1136
00:47:04,933 --> 00:47:07,399
你为什么不在黄黑色网站

1137
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,366
看微积分教程啊

1138
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:13,366
你在几点看45斤

1139
00:47:13,366 --> 00:47:16,999
跟在黄黑色网站看微积分教程有什么

1140
00:47:17,333 --> 00:47:20,966
有什么有什么差别啊我操我受不了了

1141
00:47:21,100 --> 00:47:22,866
感觉来点网文独轮车

1142
00:47:22,866 --> 00:47:24,999
你们说书的从那个什么开始讲吧

1143
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,166
你们从那个从那个

1144
00:47:27,166 --> 00:47:29,999
呃从从从

1145
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:35,266
从斗破苍穹第1,600多少张

1146
00:47:35,266 --> 00:47:36,666
那就是结尾吧

1147
00:47:36,666 --> 00:47:38,866
你从1,600张开始讲吧好不好

1148
00:47:39,300 --> 00:47:42,666
哈哈哈假装已经是耶老汉的样子

1149
00:47:42,666 --> 00:47:44,599
你在直播间说书说10年了

1150
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:46,866
今天终于把豆腐汤就说完了

1151
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:50,533
别每次都从那个斗志气3段啊

1152
00:47:50,533 --> 00:47:51,499
面前的石碑

1153
00:47:51,500 --> 00:47:53,400
怎么怎么样开始说了好不好

1154
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:55,000
背都背下来了

1155
00:47:55,333 --> 00:47:58,666
能不能别每次都说斗志气3段啊

1156
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:02,533
一说一说说书就说斗志气三段

1157
00:48:02,533 --> 00:48:04,266
你快把主播整无语了

1158
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:05,866
双地鸡蛋是吧

1159
00:48:05,866 --> 00:48:08,666
对从双地鸡蛋开始说啊我们倒着说吧

1160
00:48:08,666 --> 00:48:11,299
倒着说还挺好的哈哈哈

1161
00:48:12,733 --> 00:48:14,599
这什么歌呀挺好听的

1162
00:48:15,866 --> 00:48:17,299
刚才是谁点的黑桃

1163
00:48:17,300 --> 00:48:19,766
哎呀差不多快播一个小时了

1164
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:23,366
黑桃a扣1啊这个不黑桃a扣2啊

1165
00:48:23,466 --> 00:48:26,066
嗯可以可以可以那个什么了

1166
00:48:26,066 --> 00:48:27,766
可以可以可以试着那啥

1167
00:48:27,766 --> 00:48:30,566
一下子可以唱唱唱一首了

1168
00:48:31,100 --> 00:48:32,300
直播间的同街

1169
00:48:32,300 --> 00:48:36,133
可以可以支撑消耗一点啊哈哈哈

1170
00:48:36,566 --> 00:48:38,566
明天那个什么呀大家

1171
00:48:38,566 --> 00:48:40,366
今天今天是不是31号了

1172
00:48:40,366 --> 00:48:41,899
今天31号早上

1173
00:48:42,066 --> 00:48:45,399
呃今天会开始拿

1174
00:48:45,666 --> 00:48:49,133
本写这个大家的名字啊哦

1175
00:48:50,100 --> 00:48:53,866
今天会开始拿拿笔记本写大家的名字

1176
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,133
然后

1177
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:58,766
小涂鸦的话看看我有多少创造力啊

1178
00:48:58,766 --> 00:49:01,499
我去年是画到了26级

1179
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:05,500
呃还提督总督26级大概这样子

1180
00:49:07,533 --> 00:49:09,899
今年应该也差不多吧是吧

1181
00:49:09,900 --> 00:49:11,800
今年今年应该也差不多

1182
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,000
瞎说怎么就一个小时了

1183
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:17,700
金宝这个怎么翻啊你你是在上播之前

1184
00:49:17,733 --> 00:49:19,166
你是在上播之前上

1185
00:49:19,166 --> 00:49:22,199
的这按照什么怎么翻倍啊啊

1186
00:49:22,733 --> 00:49:24,199
这个怎么翻的

1187
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:27,166
这个翻翻到两个半小时啊怎么样

1188
00:49:27,866 --> 00:49:29,699
今年画到6级好吗

1189
00:49:29,700 --> 00:49:31,100
你都不止6级

1190
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:33,333
你你起码也得有个十

1191
00:49:33,933 --> 00:49:35,466
十五六级吧

1192
00:49:36,066 --> 00:49:37,899
你起码得有十五六级啊

1193
00:49:38,366 --> 00:49:40,899
什么当林洞费尽所有的力气

1194
00:49:40,900 --> 00:49:43,400
睁开那有些沉重的眼皮的时候

1195
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:45,333
林洞那个我也看过

1196
00:49:45,533 --> 00:49:49,466
我比较喜欢那个女生叫印花花啊啊

1197
00:49:49,466 --> 00:49:52,866
所以我从小就喜欢阳光开朗小女孩

1198
00:49:52,866 --> 00:49:56,099
哈哈哈不喜欢阴暗笔啊就不喜欢

1199
00:49:56,100 --> 00:49:57,300
我自己不喜欢

1200
00:49:57,300 --> 00:49:59,766
就是会在角落里面抠抠头发

1201
00:49:59,766 --> 00:50:01,399
长蘑菇的那种

1202
00:50:01,666 --> 00:50:04,899
喜欢阳光开朗的那个热情小女孩

1203
00:50:04,900 --> 00:50:05,766
你知道吗

1204
00:50:05,866 --> 00:50:08,966
啊乐天派的那种没什么压力的

1205
00:50:08,966 --> 00:50:10,999
呃哈哈哈

1206
00:50:11,466 --> 00:50:13,133
行吧可以可以

1207
00:50:13,266 --> 00:50:14,999
恭喜27级金宝

1208
00:50:15,300 --> 00:50:17,166
我说你咋打s呢

1209
00:50:17,466 --> 00:50:19,333
27啦嘿

1210
00:50:19,766 --> 00:50:20,866
喜欢冰是吧

1211
00:50:20,866 --> 00:50:23,699
阴暗笔怎么你了你怎么还在这亲啊

1212
00:50:23,766 --> 00:50:26,666
你看阴暗笔就是这样的主播什么

1213
00:50:26,900 --> 00:50:28,700
主播直播了50分钟啊

1214
00:50:28,700 --> 00:50:30,200
没有发过一条弹幕

1215
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:31,700
但是在主播嘴他的时候

1216
00:50:31,700 --> 00:50:33,066
他就没有办法他

1217
00:50:33,133 --> 00:50:34,933
他只能他只能站出来啊

1218
00:50:34,933 --> 00:50:37,466
他只能站出来为自己发声

1219
00:50:37,666 --> 00:50:39,366
你看有人为你发声吗

1220
00:50:40,866 --> 00:50:42,899
就喜欢阴暗比就喜欢阴暗比

1221
00:50:42,900 --> 00:50:44,566
跟阴暗比较是很累的

1222
00:50:44,566 --> 00:50:46,466
都不知道怎么就生气了

1223
00:50:46,500 --> 00:50:49,300
然后不知道怎么就压抑了你还得哄她

1224
00:50:49,333 --> 00:50:50,766
你还得你还得什么

1225
00:50:50,766 --> 00:50:52,466
你还得费精力去这个

1226
00:50:52,466 --> 00:50:54,366
了解他的内心世界啊

1227
00:50:54,666 --> 00:50:57,999
了解了半天人家把门一关说你滚吧啊

1228
00:50:58,066 --> 00:51:00,966
对啊我知道黑暗阴暗笔就是这样的

1229
00:51:00,966 --> 00:51:02,399
相处起来很累的

1230
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:03,200
哎呦

1231
00:51:04,133 --> 00:51:08,366
李火旺举起手中的讨要感哈哈哈

1232
00:51:08,366 --> 00:51:11,599
什么新时代开始说道鬼一仙了是吧

1233
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:13,666
说道鬼一仙是吧啊

1234
00:51:14,300 --> 00:51:18,066
把里面夹杂着淤泥的流光侵蚀慢

1235
00:51:18,066 --> 00:51:19,799
慢的碾碎成粉

1236
00:51:20,066 --> 00:51:23,366
哈哈哈哎说道轨一线的来了我操

1237
00:51:23,366 --> 00:51:26,366
哈哈哈我受不了了

1238
00:51:26,466 --> 00:51:29,066
怎么回事啊怎么道轨一线的也来

1239
00:51:29,066 --> 00:51:31,466
好崩溃哈哈哈哈

1240
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:35,066
啊我还没看到鬼一仙呢这是

1241
00:51:35,166 --> 00:51:37,866
没看呢等他完结了我再看吧

1242
00:51:37,866 --> 00:51:39,133
等他完结了我再看

1243
00:51:39,133 --> 00:51:40,133
鬼魅之主的话

1244
00:51:40,133 --> 00:51:42,899
我打算等第二部开始写之后

1245
00:51:42,900 --> 00:51:44,566
然后我再看第一部

1246
00:51:44,700 --> 00:51:46,800
呃因为我第一部大概

1247
00:51:46,966 --> 00:51:49,566
我大概我大概看到那个

1248
00:51:50,133 --> 00:51:51,466
什么时候我忘记了

1249
00:51:51,466 --> 00:51:53,466
大概看到那个神器之地

1250
00:51:53,466 --> 00:51:54,866
然后我就不看了

1251
00:51:55,300 --> 00:51:57,466
我打算等那个第二部出来

1252
00:51:57,466 --> 00:51:58,666
第二部开始写的时候

1253
00:51:58,666 --> 00:51:59,966
我再把第一部看完

1254
00:51:59,966 --> 00:52:01,299
要不然我怕忘记

1255
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:03,866
豆豆早上好哦

1256
00:52:03,933 --> 00:52:05,766
嗨呦嗨呦起的真早

1257
00:52:07,366 --> 00:52:09,533
纯露人就是读书的主播吗

1258
00:52:09,533 --> 00:52:11,499
主播下次找点那种

1259
00:52:11,933 --> 00:52:15,466
那种他睁大了大大的眼睛

1260
00:52:15,466 --> 00:52:18,466
珍珠不停的从他滚圆的眼眶里

1261
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:19,566
滚了出来

1262
00:52:19,566 --> 00:52:20,533
他哭着说

1263
00:52:20,533 --> 00:52:23,266
慕容云海哥哥你为什么不要我了

1264
00:52:23,266 --> 00:52:23,533
我

1265
00:52:23,533 --> 00:52:26,333
我下次早间读书回给大家找点这种书

1266
00:52:26,333 --> 00:52:27,566
给大家读一读啊

1267
00:52:27,566 --> 00:52:29,399
希望大家清醒一下

1268
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:32,766
晚间读书回是祝大家做个好梦的

1269
00:52:32,766 --> 00:52:33,999
早间读书回呢

1270
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:35,966
要是念一些非常平淡的东西

1271
00:52:35,966 --> 00:52:37,466
可能你们容易睡着啊

1272
00:52:37,533 --> 00:52:39,799
希望给大家这个一天带来一些

1273
00:52:40,300 --> 00:52:43,500
快乐用活力的这个感觉呃

1274
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:47,000
给大家整点整点好玩的整点好玩的啊

1275
00:52:47,100 --> 00:52:49,933
或者读那个大家给我写的小作文吧

1276
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:54,133
啊米耶你的苦碴子是什么颜色的

1277
00:52:54,733 --> 00:52:56,666
哈哈哈哎

1278
00:52:56,666 --> 00:52:59,299
他们在我电脑群那个机器人里面

1279
00:52:59,366 --> 00:53:01,766
艾特那个回答问题的机器人啊

1280
00:53:01,766 --> 00:53:03,399
艾特那个AI聊天机器人

1281
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:06,133
问他米呀米呀的苦茶这是什么颜色的

1282
00:53:06,300 --> 00:53:08,566
机器人说米妍米亚的苦碴子是

1283
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:09,900
是深红色的

1284
00:53:09,933 --> 00:53:11,466
他们又问米妍米亚

1285
00:53:11,566 --> 00:53:13,499
昨天的苦茶是什么颜色的

1286
00:53:13,566 --> 00:53:16,666
然后他有人说有人说米妍米亚的这个

1287
00:53:16,666 --> 00:53:18,199
昨天的苦碴子是什么

1288
00:53:18,266 --> 00:53:19,466
深棕色的

1289
00:53:19,533 --> 00:53:20,733
我都无语了

1290
00:53:20,733 --> 00:53:22,966
你们能不能别问这种问题啊

1291
00:53:23,333 --> 00:53:26,199
谢谢寒舍家的子离的店长

1292
00:53:26,566 --> 00:53:30,399
感谢支持我操我爹重回234届

1293
00:53:30,466 --> 00:53:32,333
什么叫重回巅峰

1294
00:53:32,333 --> 00:53:35,766
什么叫重回巅峰啊感谢支持谢谢

1295
00:53:37,866 --> 00:53:41,599
结果我人在楼下我室友在边上煮饺子

1296
00:53:41,733 --> 00:53:44,366
我本来那个刚刚洗完头发

1297
00:53:44,366 --> 00:53:45,566
正在那吹风呢

1298
00:53:45,566 --> 00:53:46,999
我室友走下来看了我一眼

1299
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:48,066
我也看了他一眼

1300
00:53:48,133 --> 00:53:50,666
他说宝吃饭吗

1301
00:53:50,766 --> 00:53:51,933
我说吃吃吃吃

1302
00:53:51,933 --> 00:53:54,366
然后我就在他边上看他煮饺子

1303
00:53:54,466 --> 00:53:55,466
这个这个

1304
00:53:55,500 --> 00:53:58,066
哎我没办法我都笑我都忍不住了

1305
00:53:58,066 --> 00:53:59,399
他说你在笑什么呀

1306
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:00,533
你在你在笑什么

1307
00:54:00,533 --> 00:54:02,499
什么事情这么好玩跟我说说

1308
00:54:02,666 --> 00:54:07,299
我说我的观众在我的呃粉丝群里面

1309
00:54:08,333 --> 00:54:12,299
问聊天机器人裤衩子是什么颜色的

1310
00:54:12,933 --> 00:54:14,899
我说我沉默了一会说

1311
00:54:14,933 --> 00:54:18,399
做这份工作辛苦你了哈哈哈

1312
00:54:20,900 --> 00:54:23,466
他他他觉得我他觉得我

1313
00:54:23,733 --> 00:54:25,266
他觉得我很辛苦

1314
00:54:26,500 --> 00:54:28,566
能不能念一些恐怖的

1315
00:54:28,566 --> 00:54:29,733
我给你念什么

1316
00:54:29,733 --> 00:54:32,099
给你念神秘复苏吧怎么样

1317
00:54:32,133 --> 00:54:33,733
神秘复苏还挺吓人的

1318
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:35,566
念念出来就不吓人了什么书

1319
00:54:35,566 --> 00:54:37,799
用我的声音念出来会恐怖啊

1320
00:54:38,100 --> 00:54:38,400
对了

1321
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:41,300
大家这这个期待一下恐怖游戏会吧

1322
00:54:41,300 --> 00:54:44,366
应该应该那什么吧应该应该那个

1323
00:54:44,733 --> 00:54:47,399
念书的话我应该念不了恐怖的

1324
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:48,700
念出来都不吓人

1325
00:54:50,166 --> 00:54:54,399
深红色GNK48棉面3D模型的安全裤

1326
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:56,166
前面印了一个GNK48

1327
00:54:56,166 --> 00:54:57,666
后面印了一个猫爪

1328
00:54:57,900 --> 00:54:58,700
嗯

1329
00:54:59,366 --> 00:55:01,733
之前的时候好像给大家看过呀

1330
00:55:01,733 --> 00:55:03,466
但是好像被超管那个

1331
00:55:03,466 --> 00:55:04,866
直播角度不适应了

1332
00:55:04,866 --> 00:55:07,399
忘记了忘记什么时候截图了忘记了

1333
00:55:07,666 --> 00:55:10,499
能不能一二三四件再下播

1334
00:55:12,266 --> 00:55:13,666
今天今天

1335
00:55:13,666 --> 00:55:18,866
看看情况吧要是能上个235240

1336
00:55:18,866 --> 00:55:22,866
但240应该没希望了235试试看吧好不好

1337
00:55:22,933 --> 00:55:24,866
235吧嗯

1338
00:55:25,666 --> 00:55:28,733
重回巅峰啊这下重回巅峰了

1339
00:55:29,933 --> 00:55:32,966
什么群里的死鱼眼能复刻吗

1340
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:34,000
呃

1341
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,900
如果你们有需要的话明天我做一下

1342
00:55:36,900 --> 00:55:38,200
把它做成一个

1343
00:55:38,333 --> 00:55:39,966
把它做成一个

1344
00:55:40,500 --> 00:55:43,933
不是bug的按键啊那个bug状态的话

1345
00:55:44,066 --> 00:55:46,499
就你没有办法切回正常的眼睛啊

1346
00:55:46,566 --> 00:55:47,566
只有死鱼眼

1347
00:55:47,566 --> 00:55:49,599
没有别的就只有一个死鱼眼

1348
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:52,000
你什么时候开心的时候生气的时候

1349
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:53,000
难过的时候

1350
00:55:53,066 --> 00:55:55,466
呃还有这个这个这个

1351
00:55:55,466 --> 00:55:56,566
特别特别兴奋的时候

1352
00:55:56,566 --> 00:55:57,499
全是死鱼眼

1353
00:55:57,500 --> 00:55:58,466
很诡异的

1354
00:55:59,566 --> 00:56:01,499
本来我也想给大家整个活

1355
00:56:01,500 --> 00:56:02,966
然后死鱼眼播一场的

1356
00:56:02,966 --> 00:56:06,166
一看不太合适啊就没有嗯

1357
00:56:07,566 --> 00:56:09,999
盛民安的特有的一惊一乍

1358
00:56:10,333 --> 00:56:13,199
什么张震讲鬼故事

1359
00:56:14,900 --> 00:56:19,133
那种鬼故事啊或者是什么纪录片啊

1360
00:56:19,166 --> 00:56:21,499
呃还是成年的

1361
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:24,300
等一下我模仿

1362
00:56:24,766 --> 00:56:25,566
呃

1363
00:56:26,466 --> 00:56:30,266
还是成年的成熟的男性声音啊

1364
00:56:30,266 --> 00:56:34,199
低沉的啊带有一定气息的声音

1365
00:56:34,300 --> 00:56:38,266
讲起来感觉又厚重又可靠

1366
00:56:41,366 --> 00:56:44,699
带着成熟男性声音的他啊

1367
00:56:44,866 --> 00:56:46,133
稳定又可靠

1368
00:56:46,133 --> 00:56:49,466
你就这种感觉就必须得是这种

1369
00:56:52,900 --> 00:56:55,866
什么老太太你才老太太呢

1370
00:56:55,866 --> 00:56:58,166
我真我真夹不出来这种声音

1371
00:56:58,900 --> 00:57:00,566
真的夹不出来这种声音恐怖的

1372
00:57:00,566 --> 00:57:01,399
这回记得喊我

1373
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:02,933
我会做个小海报的

1374
00:57:03,100 --> 00:57:07,366
提前提前一天预告做个小海报的好吧

1375
00:57:07,366 --> 00:57:08,166
应该

1376
00:57:08,966 --> 00:57:11,733
啊啊啊燕子啊啊啊我死

1377
00:57:11,733 --> 00:57:13,099
你怎么喜欢这种东西

1378
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:15,866
你怎么像个80老太太

1379
00:57:15,866 --> 00:57:17,499
你们试一下你们试一下

1380
00:57:18,100 --> 00:57:21,533
把发声的位置压到很低

1381
00:57:22,100 --> 00:57:26,366
你就可以获得老爹的声音啊

1382
00:57:26,366 --> 00:57:30,499
有点像那个森林里面卖卖魔药的巫婆

1383
00:57:30,866 --> 00:57:34,199
不确定再看看哈哈哈有点像巫婆

1384
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:35,333
不确定啊

1385
00:57:35,366 --> 00:57:36,599
演一下那种一惊

1386
00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:38,000
一乍的感觉

1387
00:57:39,933 --> 00:57:41,533
怎么演啊怎么演

1388
00:57:41,533 --> 00:57:43,199
什么一惊一乍什么叫一惊一乍

1389
00:57:43,500 --> 00:57:45,166
啊谢谢金宝的提多

1390
00:57:45,500 --> 00:57:47,166
哼等你阿里卡托

1391
00:57:48,133 --> 00:57:50,766
啊是这样吗这种吗一惊一乍的感觉

1392
00:57:50,766 --> 00:57:53,533
这样子这样子哈哈哈这样子吗

1393
00:57:53,533 --> 00:57:56,333
啊不好吧我觉得太吵了

1394
00:57:56,333 --> 00:57:59,566
我去看多就整活的那种切片

1395
00:57:59,733 --> 00:58:02,766
看很多同行整活的切片我觉得有点吵

1396
00:58:02,966 --> 00:58:04,733
就呃

1397
00:58:06,066 --> 00:58:07,133
太尖锐了

1398
00:58:07,133 --> 00:58:08,566
那个音调啊什么的

1399
00:58:08,566 --> 00:58:11,933
声音啊音量啊或者语气啊都太急促了

1400
00:58:12,100 --> 00:58:15,000
之前看一个就是负债的切片吗

1401
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:16,366
负债系的切片

1402
00:58:16,466 --> 00:58:18,333
本来是比较普通的题材

1403
00:58:18,333 --> 00:58:18,899
结果

1404
00:58:18,900 --> 00:58:21,766
就是一点进去就听他撕心裂肺的在喊

1405
00:58:22,166 --> 00:58:24,366
啊这种心情很好玩吗

1406
00:58:24,533 --> 00:58:27,799
然后我就觉得听感很差你知道吧

1407
00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:30,500
就觉得听感不好因为什么

1408
00:58:30,533 --> 00:58:32,999
呃这件事情可能确实比较值得激动

1409
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:34,533
但是但是但是这个

1410
00:58:34,666 --> 00:58:37,699
如果你真的就是放全力去大喊的话

1411
00:58:37,700 --> 00:58:39,333
听起来就呃

1412
00:58:39,666 --> 00:58:43,099
很奇怪呀很奇怪你知道吗就这种感觉

1413
00:58:43,500 --> 00:58:45,966
t猫早安柳州早上好

1414
00:58:46,300 --> 00:58:49,400
好刚才是大家都说都说要听吧

1415
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:51,800
是不是都说要听我戴个眼镜先

1416
00:58:52,500 --> 00:58:54,266
戴个戴个眼镜先

1417
00:58:55,766 --> 00:58:59,399
真的光感不好真的太吵了可能我

1418
00:58:59,533 --> 00:59:03,066
我本质是我本质是有点那个什么的吧

1419
00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:04,800
我本质有点

1420
00:59:05,466 --> 00:59:06,266
哦

1421
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:08,600
比较喜欢安静吧

1422
00:59:08,600 --> 00:59:11,133
可能这说起来大家会不太相信

1423
00:59:11,133 --> 00:59:13,099
哈哈哈哎呀

1424
00:59:13,100 --> 00:59:16,266
但是其实其实我还是不太喜欢待在很

1425
00:59:16,266 --> 00:59:17,399
吵的地方的

1426
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:19,666
嗯听听听好

1427
00:59:21,466 --> 00:59:24,133
想过你是酒欢迎杀手小酒与猫欢迎哥

1428
00:59:24,133 --> 00:59:25,599
谢有的时候

1429
00:59:25,666 --> 00:59:27,766
最近的话因为为了保

1430
00:59:27,866 --> 00:59:30,199
保证那个精力比较集中的话

1431
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:32,000
可能会露欢迎哦

1432
00:59:32,300 --> 00:59:33,600
可能会露欢迎哦

1433
00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:34,566
如果你希望

1434
00:59:34,666 --> 00:59:36,666
进场的时候主播就跟你打招呼

1435
00:59:36,666 --> 00:59:38,499
你就进来直接发个么么哒

1436
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:40,333
然后我就会跟你说早上好

1437
00:59:41,600 --> 00:59:44,100
有的时候会露欢迎啊因为脑子有点

1438
00:59:44,100 --> 00:59:45,666
有点笨你知道吧

1439
00:59:45,733 --> 00:59:47,199
脑子有点小笨

1440
00:59:47,366 --> 00:59:49,733
你头上的铃铛没做可拆卸

1441
00:59:49,733 --> 00:59:50,899
我可以自己做的

1442
00:59:50,900 --> 00:59:52,933
这个这个可以自己做的怎么啦

1443
00:59:52,933 --> 00:59:55,499
可以的没什么太大的问题呢

1444
00:59:57,200 --> 00:59:59,733
喜欢一个人安安静静的溜电棍

1445
00:59:59,733 --> 01:00:02,133
那是就喜欢这种我独想的

1446
01:00:02,366 --> 01:00:04,366
喜欢我这种我独想的moment

1447
01:00:04,366 --> 01:00:05,166
好吧

1448
01:00:05,666 --> 01:00:07,166
发了你也没欢迎啊

1449
01:00:07,166 --> 01:00:08,699
不是欢迎就是会

1450
01:00:08,700 --> 01:00:11,133
你说早上好我就会跟你说早上好

1451
01:00:11,166 --> 01:00:12,999
嗯早上好念念猪猪

1452
01:00:13,066 --> 01:00:14,699
啊这样子哈哈哈

1453
01:00:14,700 --> 01:00:17,733
那那你做个做个我不信你会

1454
01:00:17,733 --> 01:00:19,299
我怎么不会啊

1455
01:00:19,733 --> 01:00:21,266
主播会的

1456
01:00:21,966 --> 01:00:23,133
你等一下

1457
01:00:23,466 --> 01:00:25,533
哎我还真不信了

1458
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:28,066
你等我你等我看一下我看一下

1459
01:00:28,066 --> 01:00:30,699
怎么怎么怎么做一下这个

1460
01:00:32,466 --> 01:00:34,599
怎么怎么加一个新的呀

1461
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:36,466
我铃铛呢

1462
01:00:42,300 --> 01:00:42,800
what happened to you

1463
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:46,400
你的铃铛是在头上对吧我看一下哦

1464
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:51,533
坏了这得工程档不行这没法

1465
01:00:51,533 --> 01:00:52,699
在什么里面做

1466
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:55,200
这个这个在面部软件里面做不了

1467
01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:56,866
正常是可以做的但是

1468
01:00:56,933 --> 01:00:58,666
他没有把这个参数

1469
01:00:58,666 --> 01:01:01,466
在铃铛上没绑参数所以不行

1470
01:01:01,666 --> 01:01:04,133
呃没法单独隐藏图层了

1471
01:01:04,566 --> 01:01:06,366
这个这个是小虫的问题啊

1472
01:01:06,366 --> 01:01:07,766
这不是我的问题

1473
01:01:07,766 --> 01:01:09,699
好吧骗赖

1474
01:01:10,700 --> 01:01:11,900
那先来骗赖吧

1475
01:01:11,900 --> 01:01:13,866
大家有没听过我唱这个的

1476
01:01:13,866 --> 01:01:16,766
第一次听我唱这个的记得不要被吓到

1477
01:01:20,733 --> 01:01:23,099
毕竟是金宝的主题曲是吧

1478
01:01:33,866 --> 01:01:34,899
咳咳咳

1479
01:01:39,500 --> 01:01:45,733
8本瑞买的都是正版

1480
01:01:46,500 --> 01:01:51,566
提前包包也碎成三两段

1481
01:01:54,166 --> 01:02:00,599
每当我一说你们都会烦

1482
01:02:01,300 --> 01:02:06,066
你就会肯定的

1483
01:02:09,366 --> 01:02:11,266
say no

1484
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:14,566
啊呃呃呃

1485
01:02:14,566 --> 01:02:16,699
我不骂我不骂

1486
01:02:16,700 --> 01:02:18,200
呃呃呃呃

1487
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:21,800
我非要我非要呃呃呃呃

1488
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:25,166
我不骂我不骂哈哈哈哈

1489
01:02:25,266 --> 01:02:27,299
你不理我我就闹

1490
01:02:27,766 --> 01:02:35,266
一哭二闹三上吊还会饿饿

1491
01:02:36,466 --> 01:02:38,799
呃呃我不骂我不骂

1492
01:02:39,400 --> 01:02:42,466
呃呃呃我非要我非要

1493
01:02:42,533 --> 01:02:47,366
呃呃呃我不骂我不妈哈哈哈哈

1494
01:02:47,366 --> 01:02:49,599
你不理我我就闹

1495
01:02:50,766 --> 01:02:51,566
哼

1496
01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:58,266
耶耶耶耶

1497
01:02:59,066 --> 01:03:00,266
耶耶耶耶

1498
01:03:00,900 --> 01:03:01,700
耶耶

1499
01:03:04,666 --> 01:03:09,266
哦哦哦在那切切切切听好哇哇哇哇

1500
01:03:09,366 --> 01:03:11,866
空调你真的有点不得了

1501
01:03:11,933 --> 01:03:13,733
人是铁饭是钢

1502
01:03:13,866 --> 01:03:15,666
你们搞得我心里有点慌

1503
01:03:15,666 --> 01:03:17,366
老婆你好搞天天好

1504
01:03:17,366 --> 01:03:21,133
但我又不是支付宝姑娘姑娘你站起来

1505
01:03:21,133 --> 01:03:23,533
随时随地都可以骗赖骗赖

1506
01:03:23,533 --> 01:03:26,666
就是你们想赖他想赖就能赖回来

1507
01:03:26,700 --> 01:03:30,366
啊啊啊啊我不骂我不骂

1508
01:03:30,466 --> 01:03:35,599
呃呃呃呃我非要我非要呃呃呃

1509
01:03:35,666 --> 01:03:37,399
我不骂我不

1510
01:03:37,566 --> 01:03:41,299
啊哈哈哈你不理我我就闹

1511
01:03:41,500 --> 01:03:45,200
啊啊啊我不骂我不骂

1512
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:50,400
啊啊啊我非要我非要啊啊啊

1513
01:03:50,500 --> 01:03:52,533
我不骂我不骂

1514
01:03:52,533 --> 01:03:55,766
哈哈哈哈你不理我我就闹

1515
01:03:58,166 --> 01:04:00,866
感觉有点功利尽失的美感

1516
01:04:00,866 --> 01:04:03,366
好像没有以前好听了

1517
01:04:03,366 --> 01:04:07,066
哈哈哈好久没唱了没有以前好听了

1518
01:04:07,066 --> 01:04:08,799
怎么出去避难是吧

1519
01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:10,933
现在进来的人一律鉴定为米耶

1520
01:04:10,933 --> 01:04:12,099
米亚唱天籁

1521
01:04:12,100 --> 01:04:14,266
天籁歌声的时候你们不听啊

1522
01:04:14,366 --> 01:04:15,666
都会被我标记的

1523
01:04:15,666 --> 01:04:17,799
被我狠狠标记了好不好

1524
01:04:19,066 --> 01:04:19,866
do that

1525
01:04:22,133 --> 01:04:24,899
主播只能唱点这种呃

1526
01:04:25,366 --> 01:04:26,999
整节目效果的歌

1527
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:30,000
其他的歌认真唱不太行啊

1528
01:04:30,166 --> 01:04:33,199
没以前带劲了那不可可不是咋的

1529
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:35,866
感觉以前的那个旧

1530
01:04:36,533 --> 01:04:39,966
旧模型的话你会比较比较放的开呀

1531
01:04:39,966 --> 01:04:40,533
你知道吧

1532
01:04:40,533 --> 01:04:43,566
这新模型的话多少还是会受到一点限

1533
01:04:43,566 --> 01:04:44,366
制

1534
01:04:45,066 --> 01:04:47,333
多少还是有点限制啊

1535
01:04:47,333 --> 01:04:49,866
没昨天好听我昨天没唱

1536
01:04:50,066 --> 01:04:51,733
我昨天没唱片了

1537
01:04:52,466 --> 01:04:53,133
啊哈哈

1538
01:04:53,133 --> 01:04:55,866
刚才不小心划到别人直播间去了

1539
01:04:55,866 --> 01:04:57,533
主播现在刚醒

1540
01:04:59,700 --> 01:05:01,400
刚醒是吧刚醒是吧

1541
01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:02,200
你给我等着

1542
01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:05,366
主播会记得你的主播会记得你的

1543
01:05:05,866 --> 01:05:09,599
有点偶像包袱在身上的是不是骗够了

1544
01:05:10,066 --> 01:05:13,133
没有没有再骗骗吧还不够有感情

1545
01:05:13,133 --> 01:05:14,999
垫子太大放不开

1546
01:05:16,366 --> 01:05:19,266
行了差不多可以了嗯

1547
01:05:21,133 --> 01:05:23,466
怎么真有点像盲人按摩了

1548
01:05:23,466 --> 01:05:25,533
戴个墨镜啊哎呦

1549
01:05:26,166 --> 01:05:27,699
真像盲人按摩了

1550
01:05:27,700 --> 01:05:30,466
大家感觉手里应该拉个二胡啊

1551
01:05:31,100 --> 01:05:33,100
或者拿个快板什么的

1552
01:05:33,100 --> 01:05:35,333
挺有民俗艺人的感觉

1553
01:05:35,466 --> 01:05:37,566
一抬头就看见

1554
01:05:44,366 --> 01:05:46,299
不够情感重来

1555
01:05:46,300 --> 01:05:48,600
不行不行暂时暂时不行啊

1556
01:05:48,766 --> 01:05:50,166
主播多大呀

1557
01:05:50,166 --> 01:05:51,766
17岁零5个月啊

1558
01:05:51,866 --> 01:05:54,866
呃虚拟主播的话是可以尽量

1559
01:05:55,066 --> 01:05:57,499
尽量不要询问这个现实的

1560
01:05:57,500 --> 01:06:00,133
真实的本人的这个信息呢

1561
01:06:00,266 --> 01:06:01,299
感谢支持

1562
01:06:01,900 --> 01:06:03,966
欢迎三月点歌种太阳

1563
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:05,700
这个歌真的不会唱

1564
01:06:05,700 --> 01:06:07,166
种太阳怎么唱

1565
01:06:09,266 --> 01:06:14,666
耶耶妈妈儿歌听听好好好好好好

1566
01:06:14,933 --> 01:06:17,699
今天爱情能超越一切

1567
01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:22,400
今天开始你要自己上厕所

1568
01:06:22,733 --> 01:06:26,399
爸爸妈妈你们不要小看我

1569
01:06:26,566 --> 01:06:29,866
宝宝巴士教我上厕所秘诀

1570
01:06:30,666 --> 01:06:33,999
你动不起了你要上厕所

1571
01:06:35,100 --> 01:06:38,600
没问我年龄什么问我什么问我电了多

1572
01:06:46,966 --> 01:06:47,766
Dave

1573
01:06:50,533 --> 01:06:51,666
差不多可以了

1574
01:06:51,666 --> 01:06:54,266
不要总是围绕这个新衣服都多久了

1575
01:06:54,266 --> 01:06:55,799
天天就围绕这点话题

1576
01:06:55,800 --> 01:06:57,333
因为人没活了是吧

1577
01:06:57,666 --> 01:07:00,666
哈哈哈燕人的创造力呢燕人没活了

1578
01:07:00,666 --> 01:07:01,466
我操

1579
01:07:02,066 --> 01:07:05,066
怎么没活没的比主播还要快啊我操

1580
01:07:05,166 --> 01:07:06,099
受不了

1581
01:07:09,733 --> 01:07:13,599
猫猫想吃暖暖不听小永远啊嗯

1582
01:07:15,133 --> 01:07:17,733
没事因为人没活的话主播也会像

1583
01:07:17,733 --> 01:07:19,566
什么主播只会像

1584
01:07:19,566 --> 01:07:22,366
因为人包容主播没活的时候一样啊

1585
01:07:22,366 --> 01:07:25,799
就是包包容大家的哈哈哈

1586
01:07:25,900 --> 01:07:27,800
主播也会包容大家的

1587
01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:28,200
大家

1588
01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:30,733
大家等主播没活的时候也包容主播

1589
01:07:30,733 --> 01:07:32,899
这叫什么携手共进啊

1590
01:07:33,366 --> 01:07:34,866
主播又不是冠军粉

1591
01:07:34,866 --> 01:07:36,799
燕燕人是v圈啊

1592
01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:37,933
最有创造力

1593
01:07:37,933 --> 01:07:40,066
最有活力最可爱的团体的时候

1594
01:07:40,066 --> 01:07:41,733
主播喜欢燕燕人啊

1595
01:07:41,733 --> 01:07:43,266
燕燕人没有创造力了

1596
01:07:43,266 --> 01:07:44,966
主播就不喜欢燕燕人了是吧

1597
01:07:44,966 --> 01:07:47,999
那也太冠军粉了我去哼

1598
01:07:49,066 --> 01:07:54,566
啦啦啦啦种太阳啦啦啦啦啦种太阳

1599
01:07:55,666 --> 01:07:58,299
这个人肯定是没有过过夏天的

1600
01:07:58,300 --> 01:08:00,133
就这个要种太阳的人

1601
01:08:01,166 --> 01:08:02,899
肯定是夏天他

1602
01:08:02,900 --> 01:08:04,866
他所在的地方不是很热啊

1603
01:08:04,866 --> 01:08:06,866
要不然绝对唱不出来这种屁歌的

1604
01:08:06,866 --> 01:08:07,666
真的

1605
01:08:11,866 --> 01:08:13,133
我也要切割

1606
01:08:13,933 --> 01:08:17,266
主播下次直播带刀来吧带把小刀来啊

1607
01:08:17,333 --> 01:08:20,199
许一个美丽的愿望

1608
01:08:20,200 --> 01:08:23,266
长大以后能双向逃离

1609
01:08:23,533 --> 01:08:26,366
这就是美颜密亚跟烟人的哲学

1610
01:08:26,366 --> 01:08:27,666
这就是双向逃离

1611
01:08:27,666 --> 01:08:30,199
你跑的快不对我跑的比你更快

1612
01:08:30,333 --> 01:08:31,766
怎么现在纸质那么多

1613
01:08:31,766 --> 01:08:33,199
因为纸质有礼物啊

1614
01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:36,266
纸质有特殊的礼物所以纸质多啊

1615
01:08:36,500 --> 01:08:39,000
别回归生活了我受不了

1616
01:08:41,966 --> 01:08:44,066
我篮子快不敢说话

1617
01:08:44,300 --> 01:08:48,300
哈哈哈别呀别呀干嘛呀主播

1618
01:08:48,300 --> 01:08:50,766
主播这么凶啊怎么不吃人呢

1619
01:08:52,100 --> 01:08:55,400
只是因为这个月此次礼物比较多而

1620
01:08:55,400 --> 01:08:55,966
已主播

1621
01:08:55,966 --> 01:08:58,999
好像提督礼物没有送过这么多来着

1622
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:00,133
嗯每

1623
01:09:00,566 --> 01:09:04,066
个角落都会天

1624
01:09:04,066 --> 01:09:07,466
下个月下个月主播就原形原形毕露了

1625
01:09:07,466 --> 01:09:08,566
所以是哈哈

1626
01:09:09,766 --> 01:09:12,766
哈其实本来只字也也不是特别少了

1627
01:09:12,766 --> 01:09:14,666
我记得一般也有七八个了

1628
01:09:14,666 --> 01:09:17,599
只是他们一般都不太发弹幕你知道吧

1629
01:09:17,866 --> 01:09:20,499
他们他们都不太发弹幕嗯

1630
01:09:21,300 --> 01:09:23,333
嗯距离白字还早

1631
01:09:23,333 --> 01:09:26,566
整档底边篮子你放你就你在篮子里面

1632
01:09:26,566 --> 01:09:27,999
是顶上的

1633
01:09:28,533 --> 01:09:30,533
下个月开始打圆

1634
01:09:31,766 --> 01:09:34,266
打圆不得不给主播上总了

1635
01:09:34,266 --> 01:09:36,799
主播主播有多少原有的总督啊卧槽

1636
01:09:36,800 --> 01:09:37,800
主播好像有4个

1637
01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:40,200
原有的总督再加天底之星5个

1638
01:09:40,533 --> 01:09:43,466
属于是半壁江山了年底当白大

1639
01:09:43,466 --> 01:09:44,599
哦不是你打原

1640
01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:45,800
原来是我打原

1641
01:09:46,400 --> 01:09:48,100
哎呦刚才卡了一下对不起啊

1642
01:09:48,100 --> 01:09:49,700
你们是不是看到绿了一下

1643
01:09:49,700 --> 01:09:52,400
是不是绿了绿了那么一会会对不起啊

1644
01:09:53,166 --> 01:09:57,399
投降了感觉再不上总就被切割哈哈哈

1645
01:10:00,100 --> 01:10:03,566
只要主播大号还够多从下面往上到

1646
01:10:03,566 --> 01:10:05,799
只要你你你你跑的够快

1647
01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:07,966
你你那个你这个位置够高

1648
01:10:07,966 --> 01:10:09,199
你就不会被主播切掉

1649
01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:11,533
因为主播切不过来是吧啊

1650
01:10:16,100 --> 01:10:17,300
只是睡着

1651
01:10:17,300 --> 01:10:19,866
这男子拿了一个月纸质体验卡

1652
01:10:19,866 --> 01:10:21,466
明明明明是什么

1653
01:10:21,466 --> 01:10:24,299
明明是长期照顾我的我爹

1654
01:10:24,300 --> 01:10:26,933
然后这个月更照顾我的一点

1655
01:10:26,933 --> 01:10:28,699
好吧这明明很好的

1656
01:10:28,700 --> 01:10:30,600
谢谢大家谢谢

1657
01:10:31,333 --> 01:10:33,533
老主播把你绿了

1658
01:10:35,900 --> 01:10:38,333
哦我说起来我有个问题问大家

1659
01:10:38,333 --> 01:10:39,099
你们

1660
01:10:39,100 --> 01:10:44,066
你们你们就是用苹果手机的朋友多吗

1661
01:10:44,133 --> 01:10:46,366
我有一个问题想请教一下

1662
01:10:46,533 --> 01:10:48,733
我的苹果手机经常

1663
01:10:49,466 --> 01:10:52,666
屏幕变蓝就不是纯蓝屏啊

1664
01:10:52,666 --> 01:10:53,499
是

1665
01:10:54,133 --> 01:10:57,566
所有的UI啊软件呐什么的都正常

1666
01:10:57,566 --> 01:10:58,999
他要是在看一些

1667
01:10:59,266 --> 01:11:01,333
带字的东西的话字也正常

1668
01:11:01,333 --> 01:11:03,933
只是背景会从不知道什么颜

1669
01:11:03,933 --> 01:11:05,766
色就所有的颜色都会变成蓝色

1670
01:11:05,766 --> 01:11:08,599
那种荧光的蓝色浅蓝色

1671
01:11:09,300 --> 01:11:10,700
这到底是什么问题啊

1672
01:11:10,700 --> 01:11:11,300
这手机

1673
01:11:11,300 --> 01:11:13,700
从我买回来第一个月就有这个问题

1674
01:11:13,933 --> 01:11:16,766
但是基本上会有嗯

1675
01:11:18,700 --> 01:11:20,000
他不是很严重啊

1676
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:22,533
一般一拦也就拦个两三秒钟

1677
01:11:22,533 --> 01:11:23,933
然后他就回去了

1678
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:25,733
一直到这手机现在要报废了

1679
01:11:25,733 --> 01:11:27,099
现在还有这个问题

1680
01:11:27,966 --> 01:11:29,733
就今天面补的时候

1681
01:11:29,733 --> 01:11:32,066
刚才面补的时候他就拦了一下

1682
01:11:32,066 --> 01:11:33,866
我就想到这个事情了

1683
01:11:34,066 --> 01:11:37,099
我是不是被人家卖了一台

1684
01:11:37,133 --> 01:11:40,333
就是返修的机器啊出问题了吧

1685
01:11:41,533 --> 01:11:44,499
v区超能用户被主播切了一半了

1686
01:11:44,500 --> 01:11:47,000
你说啥你说屁呢你在

1687
01:11:48,133 --> 01:11:49,466
你在说锤子

1688
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:52,933
主播我被监控了

1689
01:11:52,933 --> 01:11:55,199
这是什么感觉有可能是次屏

1690
01:11:55,266 --> 01:11:57,133
这是在实体店买的

1691
01:11:57,700 --> 01:12:00,700
实体店的手机也会有那种翻修机吗

1692
01:12:00,700 --> 01:12:02,266
我知道有些

1693
01:12:02,700 --> 01:12:04,166
数码这个厂家

1694
01:12:04,166 --> 01:12:06,533
他在打折的时候卖出去的东西

1695
01:12:06,533 --> 01:12:07,799
有可能是翻修机啊

1696
01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:09,333
他就赌你看不出来

1697
01:12:09,666 --> 01:12:11,199
我之前买外星人电脑

1698
01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:13,733
第一台电脑的时候就是没事就花屏

1699
01:12:13,900 --> 01:12:15,366
他就好像是翻新机啊

1700
01:12:15,366 --> 01:12:17,066
但第二台就正常了

1701
01:12:17,066 --> 01:12:17,866
嗯

1702
01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:20,866
你刚买的时候怎么不去找售后

1703
01:12:20,866 --> 01:12:23,499
我懒得我还以为是我眼花了呢

1704
01:12:23,500 --> 01:12:25,166
大家知道我眼睛不是特别好用

1705
01:12:25,166 --> 01:12:26,666
我以为是我瞎了

1706
01:12:27,066 --> 01:12:29,499
我没以为是手机有问题你知道吧

1707
01:12:30,733 --> 01:12:33,366
就像那个经典的耳机笑话哎呀

1708
01:12:33,500 --> 01:12:34,900
原来是我耳朵聋了

1709
01:12:34,900 --> 01:12:36,700
我还以为是耳机坏了吓死我了

1710
01:12:36,700 --> 01:12:38,700
我以为是我眼睛出问题了

1711
01:12:39,733 --> 01:12:41,599
基本就一晃而过的

1712
01:12:42,800 --> 01:12:45,500
骗的就是我这种看起来不懂的主播

1713
01:12:45,500 --> 01:12:47,100
买卖新人经典智商税

1714
01:12:47,100 --> 01:12:49,500
这是直播间的观众叫我买的

1715
01:12:49,866 --> 01:12:53,066
直播间的观众说那个什么啊紫霞

1716
01:12:53,066 --> 01:12:56,299
紫霞说主播是个猪逼电脑坏了不会修

1717
01:12:56,466 --> 01:12:59,466
呃这个配置不会搞你别让他带台式了

1718
01:12:59,466 --> 01:13:00,733
他还得带着上学

1719
01:13:00,866 --> 01:13:02,966
你干脆叫他买外星人算了

1720
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:04,733
外星人有售后啊

1721
01:13:04,733 --> 01:13:06,399
你今天上午坏掉了

1722
01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:09,666
下午的话就会就会有人上门来给你修

1723
01:13:09,666 --> 01:13:11,299
非常简单很好

1724
01:13:11,400 --> 01:13:12,200
嗯

1725
01:13:12,666 --> 01:13:13,733
燕宝几天没来

1726
01:13:13,733 --> 01:13:16,533
抱歉你不用抱歉不用抱歉

1727
01:13:16,666 --> 01:13:17,566
欢迎欢迎

1728
01:13:18,366 --> 01:13:20,933
呃这个很抱歉听到这些啊

1729
01:13:20,933 --> 01:13:23,966
希望他在另一个世界过得好嗯

1730
01:13:28,133 --> 01:13:29,399
干嘛问号我呀

1731
01:13:29,400 --> 01:13:30,866
本来就是这样的嘞

1732
01:13:30,866 --> 01:13:32,766
狐狸老师用的好像也是外星人

1733
01:13:32,766 --> 01:13:33,666
我不知道

1734
01:13:34,166 --> 01:13:35,966
我不知道都都用的啥呀

1735
01:13:35,966 --> 01:13:37,299
但是外星人这个东西

1736
01:13:37,300 --> 01:13:38,600
如果你们要做直播的话

1737
01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:39,566
建议别买

1738
01:13:39,566 --> 01:13:43,499
因为做直播能用的配置大概已经够

1739
01:13:44,066 --> 01:13:48,199
已经够配配一台那种比较好的

1740
01:13:48,400 --> 01:13:49,500
电脑整机了

1741
01:13:49,500 --> 01:13:51,900
购买一张很很贵的好卡了

1742
01:13:52,900 --> 01:13:54,066
那是国外吧

1743
01:13:54,066 --> 01:13:56,599
国内跟国外售后不一样哎是吗

1744
01:13:56,866 --> 01:13:58,799
可是他说他是国内售后好呀

1745
01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:00,666
国内来的快那国外呢

1746
01:14:01,100 --> 01:14:02,366
国外我不知道呀

1747
01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:05,900
反正我这边的话那个电脑坏了他是

1748
01:14:06,300 --> 01:14:08,266
直接给我发了一台新的过来

1749
01:14:08,266 --> 01:14:11,266
我跟他说坏了给他提交了那个照片

1750
01:14:12,100 --> 01:14:14,333
他说我我们会给你发一台新的

1751
01:14:14,333 --> 01:14:15,299
我说旧的呢

1752
01:14:15,300 --> 01:14:17,600
那我旧的要先寄回去吗他说不用

1753
01:14:17,600 --> 01:14:18,800
你收到这个新的

1754
01:14:18,800 --> 01:14:19,933
你什么时候想起来

1755
01:14:19,933 --> 01:14:21,366
什么时候寄回来就好了

1756
01:14:21,500 --> 01:14:23,600
先先给你整一个嗯

1757
01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:27,266
所以我好像有点知道

1758
01:14:27,266 --> 01:14:29,666
是有一些什么半价购买

1759
01:14:29,733 --> 01:14:32,599
购买电脑购买电子设备的那种

1760
01:14:32,900 --> 01:14:34,600
产业是怎么搞的了

1761
01:14:34,733 --> 01:14:37,266
之前我朋友圈有一个人

1762
01:14:37,266 --> 01:14:40,166
天天在那边6折卖苹果手机

1763
01:14:40,366 --> 01:14:41,599
而且还都是真的

1764
01:14:41,600 --> 01:14:43,066
我都不知道他怎么搞的

1765
01:14:43,066 --> 01:14:43,866
后面我一想

1766
01:14:43,866 --> 01:14:44,866
会不会也是说

1767
01:14:44,866 --> 01:14:46,699
你这个手机有什么问题啊

1768
01:14:46,900 --> 01:14:49,700
然后之后他拿那个其他人的身份去

1769
01:14:49,700 --> 01:14:50,766
买买完了之后

1770
01:14:50,766 --> 01:14:53,133
上传一些虚假的售后的东西

1771
01:14:53,133 --> 01:14:54,766
就把这个手机留在手里了

1772
01:14:54,766 --> 01:14:57,066
然后厂家大厂就先给你寄一个

1773
01:14:57,066 --> 01:14:57,899
他怕你没得用

1774
01:14:57,900 --> 01:14:59,866
这个旧的也不叫你收回去

1775
01:14:59,933 --> 01:15:00,999
所以他就有了俩

1776
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:02,933
有了俩之后他俩都收到了

1777
01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:05,266
他就他就卖掉一台啊

1778
01:15:05,266 --> 01:15:06,566
这种感觉还不太好

1779
01:15:06,566 --> 01:15:09,766
有点太太太太不好了你知道吧

1780
01:15:11,400 --> 01:15:14,466
元宝是开心果希望可以让你开心点捏

1781
01:15:16,300 --> 01:15:17,733
上门售后呀

1782
01:15:17,733 --> 01:15:18,933
那还挺好的

1783
01:15:19,133 --> 01:15:21,899
外星人是2万买别人1.5万的配置

1784
01:15:21,900 --> 01:15:26,100
不是2.3万买别人1.3万的配置吗哈哈哈

1785
01:15:26,100 --> 01:15:28,766
感觉是2.3万买别人1.3万的配置

1786
01:15:28,766 --> 01:15:29,266
哎

1787
01:15:29,266 --> 01:15:33,466
我在电脑打折之前换人民币2万4呢啊

1788
01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:36,166
但是打完折之后就没有没有

1789
01:15:36,166 --> 01:15:37,266
没有那么贵了

1790
01:15:37,266 --> 01:15:39,266
但这边电子税太高了

1791
01:15:39,700 --> 01:15:42,466
要是哪个人就是他他是出国留学的

1792
01:15:42,466 --> 01:15:44,399
叫你这个出国之后再买电脑

1793
01:15:44,400 --> 01:15:45,900
千万不要相信他

1794
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:48,533
假的真不如国内便宜哎呦

1795
01:15:49,466 --> 01:15:52,333
当时觉得一台那种游戏本啊

1796
01:15:52,333 --> 01:15:53,399
实在太贵了

1797
01:15:53,400 --> 01:15:54,666
我就不想那什么

1798
01:15:55,066 --> 01:15:57,599
我就不想在国内买我寻思出国买吧

1799
01:15:57,600 --> 01:15:59,333
因为之前不都说比较便宜吗

1800
01:15:59,333 --> 01:16:00,199
便宜个屁

1801
01:16:00,400 --> 01:16:03,600
我操那电子税差点没给主播干碎了

1802
01:16:05,700 --> 01:16:07,766
9,000是买的飞行堡垒

1803
01:16:07,766 --> 01:16:10,599
那是什么超级性价比的那种电脑吗

1804
01:16:10,766 --> 01:16:12,499
我记得之前买笔记本的时候

1805
01:16:12,500 --> 01:16:13,866
有人给我推荐过一款

1806
01:16:13,933 --> 01:16:15,266
超级超级性价比的

1807
01:16:15,266 --> 01:16:16,933
说长得超级的丑

1808
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:19,000
但是特别特别特别好用

1809
01:16:19,300 --> 01:16:21,733
铁血经济适用型啊嗯

1810
01:16:22,400 --> 01:16:26,866
1:50 LG LG挺漂亮的LG我觉得挺漂亮的嗯

1811
01:16:29,966 --> 01:16:33,799
一般也是10,3005,000配置汇率也有关系的

1812
01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:36,166
现在汇率的话还可以

1813
01:16:36,166 --> 01:16:37,999
不是那种特别烂的时候啊

1814
01:16:38,066 --> 01:16:39,266
肯定是神舟

1815
01:16:39,766 --> 01:16:40,866
对对对对对

1816
01:16:40,866 --> 01:16:43,733
是这个牌子说是特别经济适用型啊

1817
01:16:48,266 --> 01:16:52,333
超级性价比的是国产的组装机7,000

1818
01:16:53,766 --> 01:16:55,299
那种太难搞了

1819
01:16:55,300 --> 01:16:59,133
而且呃我觉得当你在一个领域里面

1820
01:17:00,066 --> 01:17:02,133
你如果没有足够的钱

1821
01:17:02,133 --> 01:17:04,999
你又想得到一些很好的回馈的话

1822
01:17:05,566 --> 01:17:07,866
那你就要付出很多的时间啊

1823
01:17:08,333 --> 01:17:10,866
就很多时候消费都是这样的

1824
01:17:10,866 --> 01:17:12,566
你装修要么就

1825
01:17:12,600 --> 01:17:15,533
你找一个一条龙的公司啊

1826
01:17:16,100 --> 01:17:17,733
比如你花这个50万

1827
01:17:17,733 --> 01:17:19,599
找一个一条龙的公司给你装

1828
01:17:19,600 --> 01:17:21,466
你就可以当甩手掌柜

1829
01:17:21,966 --> 01:17:23,933
等着人家给你装好就行

1830
01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:25,966
但是如果事事都DIY的话

1831
01:17:25,966 --> 01:17:28,499
你可以可能能花个30万就能装出

1832
01:17:28,566 --> 01:17:31,799
别人50万找那种中介公司的效果

1833
01:17:31,800 --> 01:17:34,900
但你要花好多的时间去研究去对比

1834
01:17:35,166 --> 01:17:38,566
硬装怎么装啊先装什么后装什么

1835
01:17:38,566 --> 01:17:41,299
在施工的时候有什么东西可能是隐患

1836
01:17:41,300 --> 01:17:43,366
啊工人在什么地方能偷懒

1837
01:17:43,500 --> 01:17:44,866
哪个材料呢

1838
01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:46,200
其貌不扬啊

1839
01:17:46,200 --> 01:17:47,966
牌子不是特别明确

1840
01:17:47,966 --> 01:17:50,766
但是性价比特别高很安全啊

1841
01:17:50,766 --> 01:17:52,266
哪些这个这个

1842
01:17:52,533 --> 01:17:54,999
家里必备的东西在什么地方买着便宜

1843
01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:57,400
这些事情都是很要时间成本的

1844
01:17:57,533 --> 01:17:59,166
所以最后就变成了

1845
01:17:59,200 --> 01:18:02,866
你觉得你的单位时间能购置多少钱

1846
01:18:03,966 --> 01:18:05,499
假如说性价比好的话

1847
01:18:05,500 --> 01:18:08,566
你就拿这个时间去干这个事情

1848
01:18:08,566 --> 01:18:09,599
性价比不好的话

1849
01:18:09,600 --> 01:18:11,066
你还真不如拿钱

1850
01:18:11,133 --> 01:18:12,799
去买一点自己的时间

1851
01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:15,300
买一些自由时间去做事情啊

1852
01:18:16,866 --> 01:18:20,199
你要是性价比且保证一定质量的

1853
01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:23,366
呃一定程度的质量和售后

1854
01:18:23,866 --> 01:18:26,099
身边的神州其实没见过谁坏

1855
01:18:26,100 --> 01:18:29,733
我现在直播的这台电脑是201

1856
01:18:30,566 --> 01:18:32,933
一一几年

1857
01:18:33,300 --> 01:18:38,100
1819年的暗影精灵4哈哈哈

1858
01:18:38,400 --> 01:18:42,266
我直播的这台主机是暗影精灵4

1859
01:18:43,366 --> 01:18:46,566
这都还能开6徒弟开直播呢

1860
01:18:46,566 --> 01:18:50,366
所以这个如果你不是对这个工作呀

1861
01:18:50,366 --> 01:18:50,933
就是不需

1862
01:18:50,933 --> 01:18:54,199
要生产力的其实真的没有必要勤换

1863
01:18:54,200 --> 01:18:55,166
这个东西

1864
01:18:55,766 --> 01:18:56,766
跟手机不一样

1865
01:18:56,766 --> 01:18:58,166
我觉得手机你可能

1866
01:18:58,166 --> 01:18:59,966
要是你比较宽裕的话

1867
01:19:00,066 --> 01:19:02,799
两年换一台新的还挺好的

1868
01:19:02,900 --> 01:19:05,366
但是电脑的话笔记本的话

1869
01:19:06,200 --> 01:19:10,000
我比较倾向于3-5年左右吧哦

1870
01:19:11,300 --> 01:19:13,966
你是二眼精灵5P不是S7啊

1871
01:19:13,966 --> 01:19:17,399
1那个还在调送去调了哦

1872
01:19:17,700 --> 01:19:18,800
我把这个

1873
01:19:18,966 --> 01:19:21,566
这个放到我一个朋友家里面啊

1874
01:19:21,666 --> 01:19:23,866
他说那个帮我看看

1875
01:19:24,066 --> 01:19:26,699
因为我那个内存调有的时候会掉

1876
01:19:27,333 --> 01:19:28,933
让他去看了一下

1877
01:19:29,100 --> 01:19:31,166
就上次我说给这个电脑

1878
01:19:31,166 --> 01:19:32,333
加了一个内存条的

1879
01:19:32,333 --> 01:19:34,266
朋友把它放到那边去了

1880
01:19:35,166 --> 01:19:36,466
过两天回来看看

1881
01:19:36,466 --> 01:19:38,533
能不能顺便把麦克风修一下

1882
01:19:39,666 --> 01:19:42,266
还得请人家吃饭挺麻烦的

1883
01:19:42,700 --> 01:19:47,100
哈哈哈还是请人家吃饭啊受不了

1884
01:19:48,133 --> 01:19:50,499
两年一换什么副歌

1885
01:19:51,300 --> 01:19:53,366
啥手机吗手机吗

1886
01:19:54,700 --> 01:19:57,466
我的话这个手机好像

1887
01:19:59,200 --> 01:20:03,166
我这个是1212出了半年的时候买的

1888
01:20:05,733 --> 01:20:07,299
这个这个这个

1889
01:20:07,666 --> 01:20:11,066
出了半年买的的话现在是多久了呀

1890
01:20:11,166 --> 01:20:13,266
iPhone 12到现在是多久啊

1891
01:20:13,266 --> 01:20:15,199
感觉他已经快不行了

1892
01:20:15,700 --> 01:20:18,100
但是也是因为我拿手机剪视频

1893
01:20:18,100 --> 01:20:19,366
然后传文件

1894
01:20:19,500 --> 01:20:23,566
正常如果你要是玩的频率低的话呃

1895
01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:26,266
应该不会消耗的像我这么快

1896
01:20:26,266 --> 01:20:29,666
我这个手机就是真的铁铁铁的工作机

1897
01:20:31,133 --> 01:20:32,199
哎呦

1898
01:20:35,333 --> 01:20:38,066
苹果好像是换的快欢迎不二走

1899
01:20:41,366 --> 01:20:43,699
除了重了点风噪大了点

1900
01:20:43,700 --> 01:20:47,400
我去年又买了台2.7082.70很沉哎

1901
01:20:47,400 --> 01:20:48,800
你不觉得他很重吗

1902
01:20:48,800 --> 01:20:51,266
我这个4我单手都抬不起来

1903
01:20:52,466 --> 01:20:54,899
我试一下啊啊

1904
01:20:55,533 --> 01:20:57,399
我这个是单手都抬不起来

1905
01:20:57,400 --> 01:20:59,666
我得双手才能抬起来你知道吧

1906
01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:02,500
就捏着他的电脑的边把它举起来

1907
01:21:02,500 --> 01:21:04,300
举不起来你得你得

1908
01:21:04,500 --> 01:21:05,866
整个手放到电脑下面

1909
01:21:05,866 --> 01:21:07,099
拖着你才能拖起来

1910
01:21:07,100 --> 01:21:07,700
你不能把它

1911
01:21:07,700 --> 01:21:09,000
捏着举起来都

1912
01:21:12,266 --> 01:21:13,666
模具的问题

1913
01:21:15,733 --> 01:21:17,099
模具问题什么意思啊

1914
01:21:17,100 --> 01:21:18,733
充电模组也重

1915
01:21:19,066 --> 01:21:20,766
他那个电池也很重哎

1916
01:21:20,766 --> 01:21:23,899
比外星人重太多了我那外星人挺轻的

1917
01:21:23,900 --> 01:21:24,900
这么一对比

1918
01:21:25,200 --> 01:21:26,400
这么软弱啊

1919
01:21:26,533 --> 01:21:30,766
哈哈哈可不咋人呢可可不咋人

1920
01:21:31,333 --> 01:21:32,133
透明

1921
01:21:33,066 --> 01:21:35,966
试探你眼睛

1922
01:21:36,933 --> 01:21:41,499
心无旁骛地相拥

1923
01:21:41,800 --> 01:21:47,066
那是我仅有的温柔

1924
01:21:47,066 --> 01:21:50,999
也是我爱你的原因

1925
01:21:52,466 --> 01:21:54,199
之前拿iPhone试了下剪映

1926
01:21:54,200 --> 01:21:57,100
感觉明白为什么主播是录屏剪视频了

1927
01:21:57,100 --> 01:21:57,900
怎么啦

1928
01:21:57,966 --> 01:22:00,699
你拿手机操作你觉得觉得手感好吗

1929
01:22:00,700 --> 01:22:03,200
其实我觉得拿手机剪视频剪惯了

1930
01:22:03,200 --> 01:22:04,700
拿电脑去剪的话

1931
01:22:04,933 --> 01:22:07,199
手感反而没有手机上的好

1932
01:22:07,200 --> 01:22:09,966
可能是我还是比较擅长搓玻璃板吧

1933
01:22:10,066 --> 01:22:11,999
我玩游戏也是搓玻璃的话

1934
01:22:12,200 --> 01:22:13,700
玩的只要我认真玩

1935
01:22:13,700 --> 01:22:15,533
基本都能有个中上的水平

1936
01:22:15,533 --> 01:22:18,166
但是电脑的游戏就玩的稀烂嗯

1937
01:22:20,266 --> 01:22:22,199
哎YS的文件太麻烦了

1938
01:22:22,200 --> 01:22:24,500
但录屏他是直接存到视频里的

1939
01:22:24,533 --> 01:22:26,199
而且就差了一个什么

1940
01:22:26,366 --> 01:22:29,066
本来录播画质也不高哈哈哈

1941
01:22:29,066 --> 01:22:31,499
本来录播画质也不高吗

1942
01:22:31,566 --> 01:22:32,933
所以就可以啊

1943
01:22:34,700 --> 01:22:37,100
寂寞般无敌

1944
01:22:37,866 --> 01:22:39,166
相拥

1945
01:22:39,466 --> 01:22:48,466
那是我仅有的温柔也是我爱你的原因

1946
01:22:49,566 --> 01:22:50,666
触不可及

1947
01:22:51,066 --> 01:22:53,066
这首歌到底什么意思啊妈

1948
01:22:53,400 --> 01:22:56,166
挺好听的但他到底是什么意思呢

1949
01:22:56,166 --> 01:22:58,666
到现到现在我听了这么多遍

1950
01:22:58,666 --> 01:23:00,899
我都不知道这首歌是什么意思

1951
01:23:03,100 --> 01:23:05,333
这两年惠普的移动端做的还可以

1952
01:23:05,333 --> 01:23:07,866
你们没发现话题一旦进入这种什么

1953
01:23:07,866 --> 01:23:11,599
一旦进入到这种比较专业化的这种

1954
01:23:11,700 --> 01:23:12,566
方向的话

1955
01:23:12,566 --> 01:23:14,933
一下子弹幕就少起来了

1956
01:23:14,966 --> 01:23:16,733
因为主播也聊不明白

1957
01:23:16,733 --> 01:23:18,166
大家也听不明白

1958
01:23:19,500 --> 01:23:22,166
就会一下子一下子开始就是

1959
01:23:22,166 --> 01:23:24,099
参与讨论的人就变少了

1960
01:23:24,100 --> 01:23:27,500
这样子必剪的这个软件真的是一拖

1961
01:23:27,500 --> 01:23:28,966
我也觉得必剪是一拖啊

1962
01:23:28,966 --> 01:23:30,499
但必剪的话他有一个好处

1963
01:23:30,500 --> 01:23:33,666
就是你如果要剪标准的那种短视频

1964
01:23:33,666 --> 01:23:35,866
竖屏的抖风的卡点的特效的

1965
01:23:35,866 --> 01:23:37,599
或者是游戏配乐剪辑

1966
01:23:37,900 --> 01:23:39,566
啊特殊音效之类的

1967
01:23:39,900 --> 01:23:41,166
音效包很全

1968
01:23:41,166 --> 01:23:42,533
必点的音效包很全

1969
01:23:42,533 --> 01:23:44,166
而且有很多比较新的

1970
01:23:45,566 --> 01:23:48,866
为啥因为我之前看游戏up主

1971
01:23:48,866 --> 01:23:50,866
我特别喜欢一个游戏up主啊

1972
01:23:50,866 --> 01:23:53,466
看他剪的那个视频感觉都挺有意思的

1973
01:23:53,566 --> 01:23:55,333
我就在一个月黑风高的晚上

1974
01:23:55,333 --> 01:23:56,266
我去私信人家

1975
01:23:56,266 --> 01:23:59,533
我说你好啊我觉得你的视频挺好玩的

1976
01:23:59,766 --> 01:24:01,533
你知道虚拟主播吗

1977
01:24:01,800 --> 01:24:03,800
我不是我不是那个QB啊

1978
01:24:03,800 --> 01:24:05,066
我不是让他签订契约

1979
01:24:05,066 --> 01:24:06,566
跟我成为虚拟主播

1980
01:24:06,666 --> 01:24:08,866
我说你接视频外包单子吗

1981
01:24:08,866 --> 01:24:10,599
你知不知道虚拟主播呀

1982
01:24:10,600 --> 01:24:13,133
你了解虚拟主播相关文化吗

1983
01:24:13,333 --> 01:24:14,499
这个主播

1984
01:24:14,500 --> 01:24:17,666
我想委托你有长的帮我剪辑切片

1985
01:24:17,700 --> 01:24:20,000
就按照你的这个游戏剪辑的

1986
01:24:20,066 --> 01:24:22,066
配乐跟音效风格

1987
01:24:22,133 --> 01:24:22,333
呃

1988
01:24:22,333 --> 01:24:25,799
我觉得是很适合剪辑这个切片短视频

1989
01:24:25,800 --> 01:24:29,100
每个视频大概30秒左右

1990
01:24:29,166 --> 01:24:33,933
就是嗯那种比较比较短的那种啊

1991
01:24:33,933 --> 01:24:35,799
不知道你有没有兴趣尝试一下

1992
01:24:35,866 --> 01:24:37,099
然后人家非常郑

1993
01:24:37,100 --> 01:24:39,700
重的十分感动然后拒绝了我哈哈哈

1994
01:24:39,700 --> 01:24:40,966
就没有然后

1995
01:24:41,300 --> 01:24:42,733
这个人家特别感动啊

1996
01:24:42,733 --> 01:24:44,466
说哎好谢谢你的认可

1997
01:24:44,566 --> 01:24:45,566
但是我拒绝

1998
01:24:45,800 --> 01:24:48,200
然后然后就没有然后

1999
01:24:48,466 --> 01:24:50,666
云中炸了头脑乱哄哄

2000
01:24:50,966 --> 01:24:56,199
为了谁负了伤声嘶力竭的高亢

2001
01:24:56,300 --> 01:25:01,500
古城墙残剑上转了几轮的月光

2002
01:25:01,666 --> 01:25:06,799
野茫茫天苍苍我做护卫你的王

2003
01:25:07,300 --> 01:25:09,133
天狗哈哈

2004
01:25:10,400 --> 01:25:12,000
大哥不像二哥

2005
01:25:12,966 --> 01:25:14,566
大哥可他妈了

2006
01:25:15,900 --> 01:25:18,166
别吧怎么呢天狗

2007
01:25:18,166 --> 01:25:21,666
能见到自己喜欢的APP也是很幸福的

2008
01:25:21,666 --> 01:25:22,466
好吧

2009
01:25:23,700 --> 01:25:25,066
给的太少

2010
01:25:31,300 --> 01:25:32,300
不是给的少

2011
01:25:32,300 --> 01:25:34,700
我还没跟他谈价格呢你知道吧

2012
01:25:34,700 --> 01:25:36,800
我还没有跟他谈价格呢

2013
01:25:37,800 --> 01:25:39,766
他就他就把我拒绝

2014
01:25:40,933 --> 01:25:43,466
还好吧幸好不是我最喜欢的

2015
01:25:43,566 --> 01:25:45,566
我最喜欢我不敢私信人家

2016
01:25:45,800 --> 01:25:49,100
哈哈哈我最喜欢的你们视频主

2017
01:25:49,100 --> 01:25:50,933
我都不敢私信人家

2018
01:25:51,300 --> 01:25:55,100
什么四友鱼孤好崩溃什么是四友啊

2019
01:25:55,800 --> 01:25:57,066
这什么梗啊

2020
01:25:57,666 --> 01:26:00,466
不可一世又怎样

2021
01:26:03,300 --> 01:26:06,666
主播要不要试试清宝本远程连台试机

2022
01:26:06,666 --> 01:26:08,766
没试过这个哎这是什么意思啊

2023
01:26:08,766 --> 01:26:11,699
展开说说展开说说我有兴趣

2024
01:26:11,800 --> 01:26:12,600
嗯

2025
01:26:13,333 --> 01:26:15,699
溜了猫猫再见拜拜金宝谢谢

2026
01:26:15,700 --> 01:26:17,066
金宝的肚子啊

2027
01:26:17,766 --> 01:26:18,566
嗯

2028
01:26:18,866 --> 01:26:20,133
偷的你还是应该的

2029
01:26:24,500 --> 01:26:27,166
这首歌很难不跟着唱一下是吧

2030
01:26:27,200 --> 01:26:29,200
这首歌真的很难不跟着唱一下

2031
01:26:29,733 --> 01:26:30,999
试图把我激怒

2032
01:26:31,166 --> 01:26:34,466
哈哈哈我最喜欢谁讲讲

2033
01:26:34,466 --> 01:26:35,299
十有余辜

2034
01:26:35,300 --> 01:26:37,800
我也觉得有点有点是有余辜的意思

2035
01:26:38,700 --> 01:26:41,000
最喜欢哪个烟人替我去联系

2036
01:26:41,533 --> 01:26:42,599
我喜欢雷克洛

2037
01:26:42,766 --> 01:26:46,099
嗯但是我我喜欢他的视频啊

2038
01:26:46,100 --> 01:26:48,733
我比较喜欢他这个人比较好玩

2039
01:26:48,866 --> 01:26:49,666
嗯

2040
01:26:49,900 --> 01:26:52,933
主播这辈子就是什么喜欢喜欢搞笑女

2041
01:26:52,933 --> 01:26:54,533
喜欢搞笑男的命了

2042
01:26:54,933 --> 01:26:57,166
自己最后也变成搞笑女啊

2043
01:26:57,166 --> 01:26:58,999
嗯真的就是这种命啊

2044
01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:01,666
我比较喜欢那种好玩的人你知道吧

2045
01:27:03,300 --> 01:27:06,500
长得帅不帅园子多不多不是很在乎

2046
01:27:06,500 --> 01:27:07,900
但是你必须得好玩

2047
01:27:07,900 --> 01:27:09,733
给我当朋友一定一定得好玩

2048
01:27:09,733 --> 01:27:11,866
就必须得特别有意思的那种

2049
01:27:12,166 --> 01:27:14,099
连人都特别有意思的人

2050
01:27:14,100 --> 01:27:15,400
哎呦每天主播

2051
01:27:15,400 --> 01:27:17,466
也不知道是主播逗笑你们

2052
01:27:17,933 --> 01:27:20,866
次数多还是你们逗笑主播次数多啊

2053
01:27:22,666 --> 01:27:24,333
对酷路是谁

2054
01:27:25,133 --> 01:27:27,266
你们审批吧他应该会写吧

2055
01:27:27,266 --> 01:27:29,599
我就不打字了我懒得我懒得打字

2056
01:27:32,300 --> 01:27:33,500
我还不会用PR

2057
01:27:33,500 --> 01:27:36,400
感觉用惯剪映了我也没有用过PR

2058
01:27:36,766 --> 01:27:40,133
剪映的话就这种简单的不吃特效的

2059
01:27:40,133 --> 01:27:41,799
不吃转场的切片

2060
01:27:42,133 --> 01:27:44,666
可以吧不认识了扣喽

2061
01:27:48,666 --> 01:27:51,099
嗯那个5P up主

2062
01:27:51,700 --> 01:27:53,933
很适合主播当电子榨菜啊

2063
01:27:53,933 --> 01:27:56,466
基本每三天更新一个10分钟的视频

2064
01:27:56,466 --> 01:27:57,533
然后我就看完

2065
01:27:57,600 --> 01:28:00,966
获得短暂的10分钟的筷子哈哈哈

2066
01:28:05,866 --> 01:28:07,366
给钱不干活

2067
01:28:07,600 --> 01:28:09,600
你要多少开价吧

2068
01:28:15,133 --> 01:28:16,366
p的5P的

2069
01:28:16,966 --> 01:28:19,199
肯定不是虚拟区的

2070
01:28:22,800 --> 01:28:25,400
5P不能出原来是5P

2071
01:28:26,133 --> 01:28:26,966
5P怎么了

2072
01:28:26,966 --> 01:28:30,066
5P啊不是人家说话真的很有意思的

2073
01:28:30,500 --> 01:28:31,366
我把这个APP

2074
01:28:31,366 --> 01:28:33,866
推荐给了我也在玩5的朋友

2075
01:28:33,866 --> 01:28:35,899
呃也不是在玩5吧

2076
01:28:35,900 --> 01:28:38,133
就是两三年前玩过5的朋友

2077
01:28:38,133 --> 01:28:38,966
我朋友说哇

2078
01:28:38,966 --> 01:28:41,066
虽然我已经很久没玩过这游戏了

2079
01:28:41,100 --> 01:28:43,600
但他说话真的好有意思哦你知道吧

2080
01:28:43,666 --> 01:28:46,133
你们是搞笑区的就是搞笑区的

2081
01:28:46,133 --> 01:28:47,966
挺挺好玩的嗯

2082
01:28:49,900 --> 01:28:51,566
主要主打一个搞笑啊

2083
01:28:51,566 --> 01:28:54,199
技术全全就像主播唱歌一样

2084
01:28:54,200 --> 01:28:56,266
全靠感情啊技术水平

2085
01:28:56,500 --> 01:28:59,800
呃很很很灵啊很灵啊

2086
01:29:00,100 --> 01:29:01,500
主播把5P

2087
01:29:02,200 --> 01:29:05,533
你你说的5P跟我说的5P是一个东西吧

2088
01:29:05,600 --> 01:29:09,466
你说的5P是P5吧你说的5P是那个

2089
01:29:10,666 --> 01:29:14,299
那个那个那个与公连的那个游戏对吧

2090
01:29:15,566 --> 01:29:17,999
我以为主播就是我小番茄

2091
01:29:18,100 --> 01:29:20,300
老番茄反手小小小约翰是谁啊

2092
01:29:20,300 --> 01:29:21,900
怎么不认识对不起啊

2093
01:29:22,066 --> 01:29:24,866
我不是一个特别合格的避驾用户

2094
01:29:24,866 --> 01:29:27,566
就在于很多的那种很知名的up主

2095
01:29:27,566 --> 01:29:28,399
我都不认识

2096
01:29:28,400 --> 01:29:29,333
我也不看

2097
01:29:29,766 --> 01:29:29,933
呃

2098
01:29:29,933 --> 01:29:32,566
可能我刷到人家一期视频我就看一下

2099
01:29:32,866 --> 01:29:35,599
我有巨物恐惧症啊就特别出名的

2100
01:29:35,600 --> 01:29:37,500
我可能会有点怕怕的

2101
01:29:37,700 --> 01:29:38,500
呃

2102
01:29:39,266 --> 01:29:42,533
小小小小约翰可汗

2103
01:29:45,800 --> 01:29:47,866
but超他有多少他

2104
01:29:47,866 --> 01:29:50,166
他有他有这么多粉丝

2105
01:29:50,166 --> 01:29:52,466
他有500万粉丝这也太厉害了吧

2106
01:29:53,966 --> 01:29:55,066
欢迎小开关

2107
01:29:55,466 --> 01:29:57,599
乔约翰是大耗子历史区的

2108
01:29:57,600 --> 01:29:59,866
我看了一下他的视频都是什么

2109
01:30:00,600 --> 01:30:01,400
哼

2110
01:30:02,900 --> 01:30:06,466
棒球运动员为什么要刺杀海参宝

2111
01:30:06,533 --> 01:30:09,199
在非洲打赌能刷新什么记录

2112
01:30:09,900 --> 01:30:12,133
李自成是如何击败大明的

2113
01:30:12,133 --> 01:30:13,899
这这推荐给天子之星吧

2114
01:30:13,900 --> 01:30:16,500
天子之星最近在看历史书啊

2115
01:30:16,500 --> 01:30:18,933
在起点上看那个四书五经啊

2116
01:30:18,933 --> 01:30:20,599
在起点上看道德经啊

2117
01:30:20,700 --> 01:30:23,400
起点都说他是铁血好孩子呢

2118
01:30:23,733 --> 01:30:24,799
人家做科普的

2119
01:30:24,800 --> 01:30:25,533
你醒酒了

2120
01:30:25,533 --> 01:30:27,899
恒太你还记得刚才都说的什么吗

2121
01:30:28,333 --> 01:30:29,366
你醒酒了

2122
01:30:29,566 --> 01:30:33,966
你醒了哈哈哈你已经是女孩子了

2123
01:30:33,966 --> 01:30:36,533
你还记得刚才人家都说了什么没

2124
01:30:37,900 --> 01:30:39,566
啊啥

2125
01:30:39,566 --> 01:30:40,733
你醒酒了没

2126
01:30:40,733 --> 01:30:43,733
你记得你刚才说要跟主播结婚

2127
01:30:44,333 --> 01:30:45,966
喝大了记不记得

2128
01:30:47,866 --> 01:30:49,699
感觉恒仔现在很清醒啊

2129
01:30:49,700 --> 01:30:51,266
很清醒我很欣慰

2130
01:30:54,533 --> 01:30:55,733
对我要

2131
01:30:58,566 --> 01:31:00,599
这玩意还能返返场是吧

2132
01:31:00,600 --> 01:31:02,266
还能回滚版本的

2133
01:31:02,300 --> 01:31:03,133
本来都行了

2134
01:31:03,133 --> 01:31:06,566
被主播一句话又那啥了是吧受不了

2135
01:31:12,333 --> 01:31:13,133
哎

2136
01:31:25,466 --> 01:31:27,666
你们有没有种特别想打我的感觉

2137
01:31:29,900 --> 01:31:32,866
我很少使用这个表情和这个声音啊

2138
01:31:33,366 --> 01:31:35,666
你们有种特别想打我的感觉

2139
01:31:36,400 --> 01:31:38,166
因为我以前特别喜欢

2140
01:31:38,166 --> 01:31:40,066
就是别人别人别人

2141
01:31:40,800 --> 01:31:42,900
别人说了什么话我就在一旁

2142
01:31:44,166 --> 01:31:45,699
就在那边摇头

2143
01:31:45,700 --> 01:31:48,533
一边摇头一边扎嘴直到我被打了一顿

2144
01:31:49,266 --> 01:31:51,099
这个毛病就改掉了

2145
01:31:51,100 --> 01:31:53,466
直到我被打了一顿了哎呦

2146
01:31:54,500 --> 01:31:55,066
主播

2147
01:31:55,066 --> 01:32:00,199
在等你长15年我才能考虑跟你结婚呃

2148
01:32:02,066 --> 01:32:02,866
你

2149
01:32:06,466 --> 01:32:09,066
那在你心里我有多大

2150
01:32:09,533 --> 01:32:11,199
我多大年龄了

2151
01:32:12,466 --> 01:32:15,366
主播只能当十八姨太能不能滚啊

2152
01:32:15,366 --> 01:32:16,333
浦西男能不能

2153
01:32:16,333 --> 01:32:17,766
傻逼吧我操

2154
01:32:18,966 --> 01:32:24,499
你是是脑子被被被泥头车撵了啥篮子

2155
01:32:26,300 --> 01:32:28,900
暖暖哦对想起来了

2156
01:32:29,133 --> 01:32:30,899
想起来了想起来了

2157
01:32:34,766 --> 01:32:36,466
不是男能不能滚

2158
01:32:39,800 --> 01:32:40,600
欢迎

2159
01:33:06,800 --> 01:33:08,566
都可以随便的

2160
01:33:08,566 --> 01:33:11,466
你说的我都愿意去

2161
01:33:11,466 --> 01:33:14,933
小火车摆动的旋律

2162
01:33:15,766 --> 01:33:17,733
都可以是真的

2163
01:33:17,733 --> 01:33:20,666
你说的我都会相信

2164
01:33:20,666 --> 01:33:24,466
因为我完全信任你

2165
01:33:25,366 --> 01:33:27,599
细腻的喜欢

2166
01:33:27,600 --> 01:33:29,800
毛毯般的厚重感

2167
01:33:29,800 --> 01:33:33,366
晒过太阳熟悉的安全感

2168
01:33:34,466 --> 01:33:39,099
分享热汤我们两支汤匙一个碗

2169
01:33:39,100 --> 01:33:42,600
左心房暖暖的好饱满

2170
01:33:43,400 --> 01:33:46,000
我想说其实你很好

2171
01:33:46,000 --> 01:33:48,466
你自己却不知道

2172
01:33:48,966 --> 01:33:53,533
真心的对我好不要求回报

2173
01:33:53,533 --> 01:33:57,733
爱一个人希望他过更好

2174
01:33:58,166 --> 01:34:00,466
打从心里暖暖的

2175
01:34:00,466 --> 01:34:03,533
你比自己更重要

2176
01:34:20,400 --> 01:34:22,366
都可以随便的

2177
01:34:22,366 --> 01:34:25,333
你说的我都愿意去

2178
01:34:25,933 --> 01:34:28,799
里满足的旋律

2179
01:34:29,600 --> 01:34:31,600
都可以是真的

2180
01:34:31,600 --> 01:34:34,500
你说的我都会相信

2181
01:34:34,500 --> 01:34:38,266
因为我完全信任你

2182
01:34:39,300 --> 01:34:41,466
细腻的喜欢

2183
01:34:41,466 --> 01:34:43,733
你手掌的厚实感

2184
01:34:43,733 --> 01:34:47,399
什么困难都觉得有希望

2185
01:34:48,466 --> 01:34:52,866
我哼着歌你自然的就接下一段

2186
01:34:52,900 --> 01:34:56,400
我知道暖暖就在胸膛

2187
01:34:57,500 --> 01:34:59,900
我想说其实你很好

2188
01:34:59,900 --> 01:35:02,266
你自己却不知道

2189
01:35:02,766 --> 01:35:07,399
真心的对我好不要求回报

2190
01:35:07,400 --> 01:35:11,500
爱一个人希望他过更好

2191
01:35:11,966 --> 01:35:14,299
打从心里暖暖的

2192
01:35:14,300 --> 01:35:17,333
你比自己更重要

2193
01:35:20,400 --> 01:35:22,933
我想说其实你很好

2194
01:35:22,933 --> 01:35:25,399
你自己却不知道

2195
01:35:25,866 --> 01:35:28,066
从来都很低调

2196
01:35:28,133 --> 01:35:30,366
自信心不高

2197
01:35:30,466 --> 01:35:34,699
爱一个人希望他过更好

2198
01:35:35,066 --> 01:35:37,366
打从心里暖暖的

2199
01:35:37,366 --> 01:35:40,266
你比自己更重要

2200
01:35:42,400 --> 01:35:43,766
你不知道

2201
01:35:44,300 --> 01:35:48,800
真心的对我好不要求回报

2202
01:35:48,800 --> 01:35:53,100
爱一个人希望他过更好

2203
01:35:53,533 --> 01:35:55,766
打从心里暖暖的

2204
01:35:55,766 --> 01:35:58,533
你比自己更重要

2205
01:35:58,533 --> 01:36:01,133
比自己更重要

2206
01:36:02,666 --> 01:36:03,099
我

2207
01:36:03,100 --> 01:36:06,166
我也希望变更好

2208
01:36:17,300 --> 01:36:20,866
真好听哈哈哈哈是什么意思啊

2209
01:36:21,400 --> 01:36:22,766
别人今天加班吗

2210
01:36:22,766 --> 01:36:25,199
有有有今天加到两个半小时呢

2211
01:36:26,100 --> 01:36:27,533
还有还有多久

2212
01:36:27,533 --> 01:36:28,533
还有一个半小时吧

2213
01:36:28,533 --> 01:36:30,699
因为金宝金宝虚空上了个屁多

2214
01:36:30,700 --> 01:36:32,200
我不知道按多少算

2215
01:36:32,200 --> 01:36:35,566
就给他加个1小时先啊

2216
01:36:36,366 --> 01:36:38,799
真真的好听吗真的好听吗

2217
01:36:39,866 --> 01:36:42,066
真的吗真的吗哦

2218
01:36:44,966 --> 01:36:47,266
不知道我自己其实唱崩了

2219
01:36:48,100 --> 01:36:51,400
我我其实觉得我唱崩了因为今天

2220
01:36:51,666 --> 01:36:54,499
最近这几天这个嗓子都有点问题

2221
01:36:54,500 --> 01:36:55,900
我们当地的那个

2222
01:36:56,166 --> 01:36:59,566
华人药房我前几天去了

2223
01:37:00,200 --> 01:37:00,666
之后

2224
01:37:00,666 --> 01:37:04,566
他那个我平常吃的那三样药全断货了

2225
01:37:04,733 --> 01:37:07,133
我又跑了一趟那个日产店啊

2226
01:37:07,133 --> 01:37:08,299
跑了一趟那个

2227
01:37:08,600 --> 01:37:10,733
不是日料店哈哈哈哎

2228
01:37:10,733 --> 01:37:13,166
卖那个日本特产的叫什么来着

2229
01:37:13,166 --> 01:37:14,866
龙角三也都卖完了

2230
01:37:14,866 --> 01:37:17,266
我都不知道怎么能这么倒霉的

2231
01:37:17,933 --> 01:37:20,266
所以现在还是在硬扛啊嗯

2232
01:37:20,400 --> 01:37:24,733
不知道怎么算平方吧不行不可以不行

2233
01:37:25,300 --> 01:37:28,466
客观的说还可以主观来说意图

2234
01:37:28,933 --> 01:37:33,133
哈哈哈哈哎你是懂得主观和客观的

2235
01:37:34,800 --> 01:37:38,566
拍下了街边小馆特别的装潢

2236
01:37:39,566 --> 01:37:43,733
来记录喝着咖啡聊天晒太阳

2237
01:37:44,733 --> 01:37:48,366
拍下我和你看着夕阳的堤防

2238
01:37:49,733 --> 01:37:53,499
为了留住你的眺望

2239
01:37:54,866 --> 01:37:58,966
捕捉的每一个瞬间都有话要讲

2240
01:37:59,933 --> 01:38:04,133
听照片说悄悄话靠在你肩膀

2241
01:38:05,100 --> 01:38:09,300
沙滩上每个脚印都还给海浪

2242
01:38:10,133 --> 01:38:14,199
卷走日光带不走美好

2243
01:38:15,266 --> 01:38:19,199
每一刻都是小永远

2244
01:38:19,733 --> 01:38:24,566
每一张照片浪漫情节都值得纪念

2245
01:38:25,533 --> 01:38:29,366
是我们爱的小永远

2246
01:38:30,200 --> 01:38:35,066
幸福瞬间你偷偷把脸贴在我耳边

2247
01:38:35,366 --> 01:38:42,199
说你是真的真的喜欢我

2248
01:38:46,400 --> 01:38:47,200
是我

2249
01:38:47,533 --> 01:38:50,999
哥是的主播是怎么唱完一整首歌

2250
01:38:51,000 --> 01:38:53,066
然后他不流口水的呢

2251
01:38:53,866 --> 01:38:56,166
我一般唱那个什么

2252
01:38:56,166 --> 01:38:58,333
我一般唱歌我唱到一半

2253
01:38:58,533 --> 01:39:00,733
我就特别想咽口水怎么办啊

2254
01:39:00,733 --> 01:39:02,099
这是我的问题吗

2255
01:39:03,400 --> 01:39:04,900
这是我的问题吗

2256
01:39:04,900 --> 01:39:06,666
我今天就唱了3首歌

2257
01:39:06,866 --> 01:39:07,933
为什么啊

2258
01:39:08,266 --> 01:39:10,099
爱拥抱收藏

2259
01:39:11,400 --> 01:39:15,266
每一刻都是小永远

2260
01:39:15,900 --> 01:39:19,300
每一张照片浪漫季节都

2261
01:39:19,866 --> 01:39:21,966
你是齐浩龙你给我滚

2262
01:39:22,566 --> 01:39:23,866
啊我受不了

2263
01:39:24,600 --> 01:39:25,866
哈哈哈

2264
01:39:26,666 --> 01:39:31,699
哎不行不行重唱妈的好崩溃哈哈哈

2265
01:39:32,733 --> 01:39:36,266
也曾和我和你相爱的模样

2266
01:39:37,100 --> 01:39:41,333
路灯下重叠着的影子有多长

2267
01:39:42,333 --> 01:39:46,099
按下时光把拥抱收藏

2268
01:39:47,300 --> 01:39:51,200
每一刻都是小永远

2269
01:39:51,766 --> 01:39:56,599
每一张照片浪漫情节都值得纪念

2270
01:39:57,600 --> 01:40:01,400
是我们爱的小永远

2271
01:40:01,933 --> 01:40:06,799
我不太了解誓言不问明天有多远

2272
01:40:07,733 --> 01:40:11,533
每一刻都是小永远

2273
01:40:12,200 --> 01:40:17,100
每一张照片浪漫情节都值得纪念

2274
01:40:18,066 --> 01:40:21,766
是我们爱的小永远

2275
01:40:22,733 --> 01:40:27,333
幸福瞬间我偷偷把脸贴在你耳边

2276
01:40:30,100 --> 01:40:31,533
我是徐浩龙

2277
01:40:31,666 --> 01:40:36,366
哈哈哈哎我好像真是咧着嘴唱的

2278
01:40:36,466 --> 01:40:40,866
好像真的是笑着唱的怎么办好崩溃

2279
01:40:42,300 --> 01:40:45,066
这怎么办啊好崩溃啊

2280
01:40:48,466 --> 01:40:52,599
每一刻都是小永远

2281
01:40:53,066 --> 01:40:58,066
每一张照片浪漫情节都值得纪念

2282
01:40:58,900 --> 01:41:02,733
是我们爱的小永远

2283
01:41:03,300 --> 01:41:08,100
我不太了解誓言不问明天有多远

2284
01:41:09,100 --> 01:41:12,933
每一刻都是小永远

2285
01:41:13,500 --> 01:41:18,366
每一张照片浪漫情节都值得纪念

2286
01:41:19,100 --> 01:41:23,066
是我们爱的小永远

2287
01:41:24,100 --> 01:41:28,500
幸福瞬间我偷偷把脸贴在你耳边

2288
01:41:29,133 --> 01:41:36,133
问你今天有没有喜欢我

2289
01:41:37,733 --> 01:41:41,266
哦谁喜欢我

2290
01:41:41,466 --> 01:41:42,933
为什么可以发出来吗

2291
01:41:42,933 --> 01:41:44,066
不行不行

2292
01:41:44,600 --> 01:41:47,200
真的但是是真的不是搞节目效果

2293
01:41:47,200 --> 01:41:49,133
我有这个问题很久了我操

2294
01:41:49,200 --> 01:41:52,466
谢谢琼北7钱秋葵牙的见长

2295
01:41:52,733 --> 01:41:54,166
好的你阿里阿杜

2296
01:41:55,400 --> 01:41:58,600
谢谢啊琼北的店长呢

2297
01:41:58,733 --> 01:42:00,799
感谢支持谢谢

2298
01:42:01,500 --> 01:42:04,366
太破费了我操我弟

2299
01:42:04,466 --> 01:42:05,933
欢迎江南烟雨成名

2300
01:42:06,566 --> 01:42:08,933
依我看什么您精液充盈

2301
01:42:08,933 --> 01:42:10,733
肾气足是健康的表现

2302
01:42:10,733 --> 01:42:13,266
可见到我的人都说我黑眼圈很重

2303
01:42:13,533 --> 01:42:15,166
感觉是半宿

2304
01:42:15,166 --> 01:42:16,799
半夜的拼命奖励自己

2305
01:42:16,800 --> 01:42:19,300
才能有的这种14级黑眼圈啊

2306
01:42:19,733 --> 01:42:21,066
欢迎勇敢舒克

2307
01:42:21,366 --> 01:42:24,133
我超弟欢迎呀中午好

2308
01:42:26,100 --> 01:42:28,100
你们难不成还想要个抽奖

2309
01:42:28,100 --> 01:42:29,966
就喜欢主播的周边

2310
01:42:30,466 --> 01:42:32,933
喜欢从主播身上毛点东西

2311
01:42:34,866 --> 01:42:37,866
而且我说着说着话经常也是就需要

2312
01:42:38,100 --> 01:42:39,966
频繁的去咽口水

2313
01:42:39,966 --> 01:42:41,366
我不知道为嘛哎

2314
01:42:42,766 --> 01:42:45,366
是咧着嘴说话就真的会这样吗

2315
01:42:45,933 --> 01:42:47,199
我先发的这个

2316
01:42:47,200 --> 01:42:48,900
我是准备怎么奖励自己的

2317
01:42:48,900 --> 01:42:51,000
我每天都猫在被窝里面偷偷的摸

2318
01:42:51,000 --> 01:42:52,066
大花海

2319
01:42:55,000 --> 01:42:57,000
昨天昨天什么昨天

2320
01:42:57,000 --> 01:43:01,333
从211十多个舰长一下变成230多个舰长

2321
01:43:01,333 --> 01:43:02,766
我可高兴了哎呦

2322
01:43:04,666 --> 01:43:08,099
没事就披点那个大航海的合影图啊

2323
01:43:08,100 --> 01:43:10,700
哎呦哈哈哈好开心啊

2324
01:43:10,700 --> 01:43:12,933
你们如果看了我的那个

2325
01:43:13,300 --> 01:43:14,700
社交空间的话

2326
01:43:14,700 --> 01:43:15,600
你们就会发现

2327
01:43:15,600 --> 01:43:18,800
我基本上数据相对好一点的几个月

2328
01:43:18,800 --> 01:43:21,566
每隔几个月我就会发一条那个说说

2329
01:43:21,566 --> 01:43:24,933
老开心了真的特别特别高兴哈哈哈

2330
01:43:25,133 --> 01:43:29,533
昨天做梦都是做睡觉睡的可好了哎呦

2331
01:43:30,400 --> 01:43:32,733
提多礼物可以换成猫猫口水吗

2332
01:43:32,733 --> 01:43:34,133
不行的不行的

2333
01:43:34,300 --> 01:43:35,333
这个不可以的

2334
01:43:36,866 --> 01:43:38,966
不过等我回国了以后啊

2335
01:43:39,266 --> 01:43:40,599
等我回国以后

2336
01:43:40,600 --> 01:43:43,333
如果主播还在还在播的话

2337
01:43:43,400 --> 01:43:46,933
可能会做一些自己手工品的提督礼物

2338
01:43:47,133 --> 01:43:48,333
嗯比如说

2339
01:43:48,866 --> 01:43:50,366
滴胶的摆件

2340
01:43:50,933 --> 01:43:53,766
呃树脂的那种带造

2341
01:43:53,766 --> 01:43:57,466
型的摆件啊或者是手工的钥匙扣啊

2342
01:43:57,666 --> 01:44:00,166
项链吊坠啊和那个什么

2343
01:44:00,266 --> 01:44:02,866
和那个我编的手链

2344
01:44:03,000 --> 01:44:04,866
或者是我烤的饼干

2345
01:44:05,000 --> 01:44:08,066
呃也有可能是我调的香水之类的

2346
01:44:08,066 --> 01:44:09,566
就我做完的东西

2347
01:44:09,666 --> 01:44:10,866
没什么人送

2348
01:44:10,866 --> 01:44:11,999
送给大家

2349
01:44:13,100 --> 01:44:14,133
但送舰长的话

2350
01:44:14,133 --> 01:44:16,066
如果到时候我还是200多个舰长

2351
01:44:16,066 --> 01:44:17,799
100多个舰长可能没有办法

2352
01:44:17,800 --> 01:44:21,100
就是每个每个都做的特别精致

2353
01:44:21,266 --> 01:44:22,066
嗯

2354
01:44:22,600 --> 01:44:25,300
主播别画饼了你还想回国卷我

2355
01:44:25,300 --> 01:44:28,500
我不是画饼我是早就想这么做了

2356
01:44:28,500 --> 01:44:29,900
欢迎叔叔早安

2357
01:44:32,766 --> 01:44:34,933
在做手工的时候戴好手套

2358
01:44:34,933 --> 01:44:37,699
我知道啦这是一定会戴的了

2359
01:44:38,100 --> 01:44:40,566
不想再伤害自己的手了

2360
01:44:40,566 --> 01:44:43,266
哈哈哈我嘎嘎上去都

2361
01:44:43,266 --> 01:44:45,666
到时候做点好东西给大家

2362
01:44:45,800 --> 01:44:48,500
但是我做吃的你们会不会不敢吃啊

2363
01:44:50,766 --> 01:44:52,099
有人怀疑主播

2364
01:44:52,333 --> 01:44:54,799
给大家发的自己做饭的照片

2365
01:44:54,800 --> 01:44:56,500
都是点了外卖之后

2366
01:44:56,500 --> 01:44:58,200
装到自己家盘子里面

2367
01:44:58,566 --> 01:45:00,566
假装营造一个什么

2368
01:45:00,566 --> 01:45:03,799
营造一个呃心灵手巧的人设啊

2369
01:45:03,800 --> 01:45:05,566
反正主播现在不在国内

2370
01:45:05,566 --> 01:45:07,599
也没有办法给大家做东西

2371
01:45:08,066 --> 01:45:10,466
哈哈哈那不是这样的懂吧

2372
01:45:10,466 --> 01:45:12,366
等主播回国再续提

2373
01:45:12,500 --> 01:45:14,733
哎呀干嘛呢

2374
01:45:15,700 --> 01:45:17,533
吃的邮寄保质期不行吧

2375
01:45:17,533 --> 01:45:19,199
饼干之类的还是可以的

2376
01:45:19,200 --> 01:45:20,500
饼干之类的应该没

2377
01:45:23,266 --> 01:45:25,533
真做呀真的做呀真的做呀

2378
01:45:25,933 --> 01:45:28,966
你说我吃没吃你可不知道你吃呗

2379
01:45:28,966 --> 01:45:31,466
我看他们不都有送饼干的吗

2380
01:45:31,866 --> 01:45:33,766
也有寄那个料理包菜的

2381
01:45:33,766 --> 01:45:35,166
但是料理包我不敢寄啊

2382
01:45:35,166 --> 01:45:36,799
就你在家里面做完了之后

2383
01:45:36,800 --> 01:45:39,000
我我没法保证这个东西

2384
01:45:39,266 --> 01:45:40,866
是完美的消毒的

2385
01:45:40,866 --> 01:45:43,899
万一真的就是路上变质了账袋了

2386
01:45:43,900 --> 01:45:44,666
然后你又想

2387
01:45:44,666 --> 01:45:45,966
这是我喜欢的主播

2388
01:45:45,966 --> 01:45:47,766
美颜蜜雅亲手给我做的菜

2389
01:45:47,966 --> 01:45:50,799
就算他上面发霉了我也要拼命的吃

2390
01:45:50,900 --> 01:45:52,800
然后你就噶掉了这怎么办啊

2391
01:45:52,800 --> 01:45:55,900
没冷链不吃那肯定冷链送啊

2392
01:45:56,000 --> 01:45:57,766
进医院记得打米给我

2393
01:45:57,766 --> 01:45:59,899
你万一吃进医院了怎么办啊

2394
01:46:00,266 --> 01:46:02,299
食物安全还是很重要的

2395
01:46:02,300 --> 01:46:04,800
所以不能这样随便随便搞

2396
01:46:04,800 --> 01:46:06,533
呃不行不行还是要

2397
01:46:06,800 --> 01:46:08,166
还是要这个

2398
01:46:08,466 --> 01:46:10,199
小心一点哈哈哈

2399
01:46:10,200 --> 01:46:13,133
还是要小心一点啊做点9转大肠试试

2400
01:46:13,133 --> 01:46:16,366
其实我不吃大肠我不吃内脏的

2401
01:46:16,500 --> 01:46:18,566
就是包括心肝

2402
01:46:19,333 --> 01:46:23,399
呃肾还有什么大肠

2403
01:46:27,900 --> 01:46:29,900
脑子这些我都不吃

2404
01:46:30,333 --> 01:46:31,999
不吃奇怪的东西

2405
01:46:32,966 --> 01:46:35,499
太奇怪了不吃奇怪的东西啊

2406
01:46:35,500 --> 01:46:38,400
主播你做的饼干不会是固液共存肽吧

2407
01:46:38,400 --> 01:46:40,966
应该不会啊我是考过那个什么的

2408
01:46:41,200 --> 01:46:43,766
我考过纸杯蛋糕嗯

2409
01:46:43,866 --> 01:46:45,399
还挺好看的

2410
01:46:45,866 --> 01:46:48,533
但是我已经忘记照片在什么时候了

2411
01:46:48,533 --> 01:46:49,366
你们要看吗

2412
01:46:49,366 --> 01:46:51,966
你们要是想看的话我给你们找找

2413
01:46:52,233 --> 01:46:53,566
贴在直播间里面

2414
01:46:53,700 --> 01:46:55,633
我考过纸杯蛋糕了

2415
01:46:57,266 --> 01:47:00,333
这是肥猫的新套路狠狠赚遗产没有

2416
01:47:00,566 --> 01:47:03,066
先骗你们把保险受益人写成我

2417
01:47:03,066 --> 01:47:05,333
然后再给你们寄我亲手做的饭

2418
01:47:05,666 --> 01:47:08,033
然后让你狠狠的抱金币是吧

2419
01:47:10,633 --> 01:47:12,433
哎什么财富密码呀

2420
01:47:12,466 --> 01:47:13,866
食物链来了

2421
01:47:15,033 --> 01:47:18,233
还挺好看能不能吃不知道肯定好吃啊

2422
01:47:18,500 --> 01:47:19,700
肯定好吃啊

2423
01:47:19,700 --> 01:47:20,966
给姐我看看

2424
01:47:21,233 --> 01:47:22,533
样子很好看

2425
01:47:22,533 --> 01:47:25,099
样子很好看的东西肯定都好吃

2426
01:47:26,500 --> 01:47:29,733
在他的世界不可能会

2427
01:47:31,500 --> 01:47:33,766
我找找大家我找找

2428
01:47:33,766 --> 01:47:35,266
给我一分钟的时间啊

2429
01:47:35,966 --> 01:47:37,233
不是p的

2430
01:47:37,233 --> 01:47:41,033
是我认真做的你怎么能这样讲呢

2431
01:47:42,900 --> 01:47:45,066
我记得是好久之前了

2432
01:47:45,500 --> 01:47:48,733
还是去年暑假的时候我还在国内呢

2433
01:47:48,733 --> 01:47:49,699
这个时候

2434
01:47:51,833 --> 01:47:54,499
当时当地有一家那个手作店

2435
01:47:54,500 --> 01:47:55,833
我朋友给我推荐的

2436
01:47:55,833 --> 01:47:56,833
说这家店

2437
01:47:58,166 --> 01:47:59,499
老板很细心

2438
01:47:59,500 --> 01:48:00,633
很耐心

2439
01:48:01,066 --> 01:48:03,866
然后我去做的时候妈全是情侣

2440
01:48:03,866 --> 01:48:05,033
我真是服了

2441
01:48:05,266 --> 01:48:07,033
去年暑假的时候

2442
01:48:07,300 --> 01:48:09,133
可能是要过七夕了吧

2443
01:48:09,166 --> 01:48:10,666
全都是情侣啊

2444
01:48:10,666 --> 01:48:13,766
那个店很小就4张桌子3张都是

2445
01:48:13,900 --> 01:48:17,033
都是都是两个人一起去啊

2446
01:48:17,033 --> 01:48:18,766
男生把着女生的手

2447
01:48:18,766 --> 01:48:21,666
宝贝来这个打蛋器要这么用哦

2448
01:48:21,666 --> 01:48:24,066
就我一个人他妈一句话都说不出来

2449
01:48:24,066 --> 01:48:25,433
在那边啊

2450
01:48:27,533 --> 01:48:30,099
不说这个了一说就来气你知道吧

2451
01:48:30,100 --> 01:48:30,900
哎呦

2452
01:48:31,466 --> 01:48:33,566
一说一说这个就来气

2453
01:48:34,866 --> 01:48:37,033
然后我就默默的做了两盒

2454
01:48:37,033 --> 01:48:38,733
我一个人做了两个人的分量

2455
01:48:38,733 --> 01:48:40,133
做完了之后就走了

2456
01:48:40,133 --> 01:48:43,266
离开他的世界不可能会

2457
01:48:43,266 --> 01:48:45,033
我还傻傻等到

2458
01:48:45,033 --> 01:48:47,699
奇迹出现的那一天

2459
01:48:47,700 --> 01:48:52,266
直到那一天你会发现

2460
01:48:52,266 --> 01:48:57,833
真正爱你的人独自守着伤悲

2461
01:48:59,333 --> 01:49:00,333
你还坐的住

2462
01:49:00,333 --> 01:49:01,433
我去都去了

2463
01:49:01,433 --> 01:49:03,966
我钱都交了我只能硬着头皮的

2464
01:49:04,433 --> 01:49:07,433
哎呦给你们看一下我找到了我找到了

2465
01:49:08,266 --> 01:49:10,299
我找一下我找到了

2466
01:49:11,833 --> 01:49:12,966
啊好大的

2467
01:49:13,533 --> 01:49:14,699
怎么这么大呀

2468
01:49:14,700 --> 01:49:15,700
哈哈

2469
01:49:15,866 --> 01:49:16,166
哈

2470
01:49:16,166 --> 01:49:18,299
他怎么这么大给你们看一下

2471
01:49:18,366 --> 01:49:19,766
嗯在这呢

2472
01:49:22,133 --> 01:49:24,066
怎么样怎么样你们觉得怎么样

2473
01:49:24,433 --> 01:49:25,233
为

2474
01:49:28,466 --> 01:49:29,266
你

2475
01:49:29,366 --> 01:49:30,499
不了解

2476
01:49:30,500 --> 01:49:35,033
我又何苦勉强自己爱上你的一切

2477
01:49:35,033 --> 01:49:39,299
你又狠狠逼退我的防备

2478
01:49:39,566 --> 01:49:43,066
静静关上门来默数我的泪

2479
01:49:43,733 --> 01:49:48,466
明知道让你离开他的世界不可能会

2480
01:49:48,466 --> 01:49:52,966
我还傻傻等到奇迹出现的那一天

2481
01:49:52,966 --> 01:49:57,266
直到那一天你会发现

2482
01:49:57,466 --> 01:50:02,833
真正爱你的人独自守着伤悲

2483
01:50:03,533 --> 01:50:04,833
我的呀我的呀

2484
01:50:04,833 --> 01:50:06,099
好看吧好看吧

2485
01:50:06,100 --> 01:50:06,700
嘿嘿

2486
01:50:06,700 --> 01:50:07,766
哈

2487
01:50:08,100 --> 01:50:08,366
哈哈

2488
01:50:08,366 --> 01:50:08,766
哎呦

2489
01:50:08,766 --> 01:50:11,833
我当时选被子的时候没选到好看的

2490
01:50:11,833 --> 01:50:13,966
小熊维尼的有点太幼稚了

2491
01:50:13,966 --> 01:50:15,333
还是挺漂亮的吧

2492
01:50:15,533 --> 01:50:16,533
很好吃的其实

2493
01:50:16,533 --> 01:50:19,066
这种戚风蛋糕底加上打发的奶油

2494
01:50:19,066 --> 01:50:19,966
然后自己上面

2495
01:50:20,100 --> 01:50:24,366
撒那种糖粉啊坚果啊之类的哎哎哎

2496
01:50:24,366 --> 01:50:25,066
哎哎

2497
01:50:25,066 --> 01:50:26,299
别挂尾巴上

2498
01:50:26,466 --> 01:50:28,133
好看要吃速度回来

2499
01:50:28,133 --> 01:50:30,899
这种不行的这种只能就是呃

2500
01:50:31,900 --> 01:50:34,466
早上做完晚上就得吃了

2501
01:50:34,466 --> 01:50:37,466
晚上明晚上不吃他就坏了你知道吧

2502
01:50:37,566 --> 01:50:38,899
肯定p图了

2503
01:50:38,900 --> 01:50:42,333
这都要p啊做做蛋糕还要p啊

2504
01:50:43,500 --> 01:50:46,566
那我也太那个了吧做个蛋糕还有p图

2505
01:50:47,466 --> 01:50:50,433
主播的能力其实这么一点点

2506
01:50:50,500 --> 01:50:51,300
哎呦

2507
01:50:51,933 --> 01:50:54,499
主播主播那个什么最近没有做饭了

2508
01:50:54,500 --> 01:50:56,100
主播比较懒狗了

2509
01:50:57,933 --> 01:50:59,966
挺漂亮的能来我家吃吗

2510
01:50:59,966 --> 01:51:01,666
不行到时候学学烤烤

2511
01:51:01,666 --> 01:51:04,333
烤饼干了给大家寄点饼干呢

2512
01:51:04,833 --> 01:51:06,666
主要这个东西没法走

2513
01:51:06,666 --> 01:51:09,766
什么没没有办法走那个那个

2514
01:51:10,166 --> 01:51:13,266
主播把你挂尾巴上你要动一动美的你

2515
01:51:13,266 --> 01:51:14,066
我呸

2516
01:51:15,166 --> 01:51:17,333
美的你挂尾巴上

2517
01:51:17,900 --> 01:51:18,700
不要

2518
01:51:19,466 --> 01:51:20,833
我尾巴脏了

2519
01:51:21,100 --> 01:51:24,500
挂柳州这样的记恩挂柳州这样的记恩

2520
01:51:24,500 --> 01:51:27,866
尾巴脏了嗯才不要

2521
01:51:28,233 --> 01:51:29,033
嘞

2522
01:51:29,100 --> 01:51:30,133
哈哈哈

2523
01:51:31,100 --> 01:51:33,433
别说p图了是店里面拍的

2524
01:51:33,433 --> 01:51:35,366
是啊我去那个手作店拍的

2525
01:51:35,366 --> 01:51:37,433
但手作店也得是我自己做啊

2526
01:51:37,433 --> 01:51:39,433
也不可能是叫人家给我做

2527
01:51:39,433 --> 01:51:40,866
做完了之后那什么呀

2528
01:51:41,700 --> 01:51:43,666
那个店还有做什么月饼啊

2529
01:51:43,666 --> 01:51:46,266
还有什么其他的挺好玩的

2530
01:51:46,266 --> 01:51:47,833
我还挺喜欢这种店的

2531
01:51:47,833 --> 01:51:50,699
假如说没有什么生活的压力的话

2532
01:51:51,133 --> 01:51:52,533
在猫猫的世界里面

2533
01:51:52,533 --> 01:51:54,866
开一家这种手做的点心店

2534
01:51:55,033 --> 01:51:58,033
看着来来回回的要么就是小女孩

2535
01:51:58,033 --> 01:51:59,166
年轻的女孩子

2536
01:51:59,166 --> 01:52:01,699
带着他的朋友三三两两的来玩

2537
01:52:01,766 --> 01:52:05,233
要么就是呃这种小情侣啊

2538
01:52:05,233 --> 01:52:07,333
然后一个手把着一个手

2539
01:52:08,066 --> 01:52:10,833
来促进感情我觉得还挺好的

2540
01:52:11,700 --> 01:52:14,766
因为在这种店里面经常能看到很多

2541
01:52:14,833 --> 01:52:16,666
阳光的幸福的

2542
01:52:16,666 --> 01:52:18,933
然后这种故事吧

2543
01:52:19,133 --> 01:52:22,699
感觉就比较能温暖主播这种阴暗的人

2544
01:52:24,266 --> 01:52:25,299
很年轻啊

2545
01:52:25,300 --> 01:52:27,266
你要是到三四十岁的时候

2546
01:52:27,266 --> 01:52:28,466
然后开这么一家店

2547
01:52:28,466 --> 01:52:30,733
天天接触的都是年轻孩子

2548
01:52:30,733 --> 01:52:31,833
年轻人的话

2549
01:52:31,866 --> 01:52:34,366
感觉自己心态也会蛮年轻的

2550
01:52:34,833 --> 01:52:37,699
以前不理解就是为什么每一个人

2551
01:52:37,966 --> 01:52:40,566
如果你要说我如果特别特别有钱

2552
01:52:40,566 --> 01:52:41,533
我要干什么

2553
01:52:41,533 --> 01:52:44,233
可能你都想开什么咖啡店啊

2554
01:52:44,300 --> 01:52:46,100
开蛋糕店啊之类的

2555
01:52:46,100 --> 01:52:48,966
你就负责坐在前台当吉祥物

2556
01:52:49,366 --> 01:52:52,933
雇厨师雇收银雇这些什么之类的

2557
01:52:52,933 --> 01:52:55,299
然后你就负责在咖啡店里面晒太阳

2558
01:52:55,300 --> 01:52:56,533
这不是猫吗

2559
01:52:56,766 --> 01:52:58,233
猫的定位啊

2560
01:52:59,100 --> 01:53:01,333
因为经常能看到别人幸福的故事

2561
01:53:01,333 --> 01:53:02,133
你看

2562
01:53:02,766 --> 01:53:05,499
也有吵架和分手这就是阴暗的主播

2563
01:53:05,500 --> 01:53:06,633
怎么会啊

2564
01:53:07,133 --> 01:53:10,699
你两个人都来做什么都来做蛋糕了

2565
01:53:10,733 --> 01:53:12,866
来做蛋糕还能吵起来的啊

2566
01:53:12,866 --> 01:53:15,666
去游乐园玩还能吵起来的

2567
01:53:15,666 --> 01:53:17,466
然后一个人把另一个人

2568
01:53:17,733 --> 01:53:20,166
扔在那边为玩什么项目吵架

2569
01:53:20,166 --> 01:53:21,966
吵起来把一个气哭了的

2570
01:53:22,166 --> 01:53:24,733
赶紧早点分吧出来快乐的

2571
01:53:24,733 --> 01:53:27,499
明明明明是出来快乐的

2572
01:53:27,966 --> 01:53:29,733
本来是增进感情的

2573
01:53:29,733 --> 01:53:32,433
结果你们俩这么一相处还能吵架的

2574
01:53:32,433 --> 01:53:33,533
赶紧分了吧

2575
01:53:33,866 --> 01:53:36,366
谢谢天马斯玩必战的灯牌

2576
01:53:36,366 --> 01:53:37,333
感谢支持

2577
01:53:37,333 --> 01:53:38,133
阿里嘎逗

2578
01:53:41,033 --> 01:53:41,766
嫣然的

2579
01:53:41,766 --> 01:53:43,066
喜欢喜欢看锅

2580
01:53:43,066 --> 01:53:44,666
你喜欢喜欢锅

2581
01:53:47,500 --> 01:53:50,766
从锻造金属农具开始教你直播开心吗

2582
01:53:50,766 --> 01:53:53,033
要是真的能教我锻造锤子的话

2583
01:53:53,033 --> 01:53:54,166
也挺好的

2584
01:53:54,366 --> 01:53:56,299
金属的东西好难啊

2585
01:53:56,733 --> 01:53:58,233
就是手工制品里面

2586
01:53:58,233 --> 01:54:00,833
比较难的就是金属啊

2587
01:54:00,833 --> 01:54:02,366
宝石啊这种东西

2588
01:54:02,366 --> 01:54:04,166
但凡沾那么一点点

2589
01:54:04,433 --> 01:54:08,033
沾点沾点金属再沾点那个木头啊

2590
01:54:08,133 --> 01:54:08,899
呃

2591
01:54:08,900 --> 01:54:10,833
沾点玻璃都挺难的

2592
01:54:10,833 --> 01:54:13,466
这些东西都很难用手工去造的

2593
01:54:13,566 --> 01:54:16,666
你要真能教我能教会我的话算你厉害

2594
01:54:16,666 --> 01:54:17,566
哈哈哈

2595
01:54:17,866 --> 01:54:19,433
主播没品味啊

2596
01:54:19,433 --> 01:54:21,699
俺的终极目标就是开私厨

2597
01:54:21,700 --> 01:54:23,466
每天限定一桌

2598
01:54:23,833 --> 01:54:25,099
俺自由发挥

2599
01:54:26,700 --> 01:54:27,733
那叫什么

2600
01:54:29,566 --> 01:54:31,766
哦哦哦吗开心

2601
01:54:33,133 --> 01:54:35,733
直播间立本人呢是不是叫我吗开心啊

2602
01:54:36,533 --> 01:54:38,566
那玩意是不是叫我蛮开心啊

2603
01:54:38,566 --> 01:54:40,366
就是就是那个

2604
01:54:40,733 --> 01:54:43,866
一桌子厨师今天想做啥就做啥

2605
01:54:43,866 --> 01:54:46,833
然后你得付好多好多钱去吃的那种

2606
01:54:48,433 --> 01:54:51,299
主播拿不动锤子那肯定是拿不动的

2607
01:54:51,433 --> 01:54:54,933
不过要是就是谁找一个什么理工的

2608
01:54:54,933 --> 01:54:56,666
或者学工科的男朋友

2609
01:54:56,700 --> 01:54:59,133
你肯定要要他那把锤子的对吧

2610
01:54:59,133 --> 01:55:02,266
上大学的时候我记得有精工实习吧

2611
01:55:02,266 --> 01:55:04,499
精工实习都是会造锤子的吧

2612
01:55:06,066 --> 01:55:07,899
假如他锤子送给别的女生了

2613
01:55:07,900 --> 01:55:09,266
你就得狠狠拷打他

2614
01:55:09,266 --> 01:55:10,466
要记得要记得

2615
01:55:10,633 --> 01:55:12,899
这个情节是我从小说里看到的

2616
01:55:12,966 --> 01:55:15,099
男主角打了打了好久

2617
01:55:15,100 --> 01:55:16,733
打给女主一把锤子

2618
01:55:16,766 --> 01:55:18,433
女主哭着把锤子扔了

2619
01:55:18,433 --> 01:55:20,766
并且指责他不懂情趣

2620
01:55:21,300 --> 01:55:23,866
之后之后这个男主角就跟他说

2621
01:55:23,866 --> 01:55:25,233
这是我什么啊

2622
01:55:25,233 --> 01:55:28,166
夜以继日磨出来亲手制作的一把锤子

2623
01:55:28,166 --> 01:55:31,299
然后女主角又很感动了又跟他和好了

2624
01:55:31,366 --> 01:55:33,433
呃就这种情节你知道吧

2625
01:55:33,466 --> 01:55:35,733
猫猫再见吃饭去了拜拜

2626
01:55:35,733 --> 01:55:37,366
等下下播我也去吃饭去

2627
01:55:37,666 --> 01:55:42,366
嗯嗯你要的是八大菜蟹自由发挥

2628
01:55:42,666 --> 01:55:45,366
你一天做一桌啊那多少钱啊柳州

2629
01:55:45,766 --> 01:55:48,633
主播作为你喜欢的主播可以免费吃吗

2630
01:55:48,866 --> 01:55:50,533
我真的很喜欢吃饭

2631
01:55:50,833 --> 01:55:53,333
我真的真的很喜欢吃好吃的东西

2632
01:55:53,333 --> 01:55:54,466
哈哈哈

2633
01:55:55,033 --> 01:55:57,766
我真的很喜欢吃好吃的但是

2634
01:55:59,766 --> 01:56:03,066
我们的目标是没有蛀牙了

2635
01:56:04,633 --> 01:56:05,133
拜拜

2636
01:56:05,133 --> 01:56:06,033
喵猪猪

2637
01:56:11,733 --> 01:56:13,366
还要多远

2638
01:56:13,366 --> 01:56:17,733
才能进入你的心

2639
01:56:19,033 --> 01:56:21,266
还要多久

2640
01:56:21,266 --> 01:56:24,533
才能和你接近

2641
01:56:28,866 --> 01:56:29,666
oh

2642
01:56:32,733 --> 01:56:36,499
这个东西的话难道不是做点那个

2643
01:56:37,266 --> 01:56:39,366
那种菜量很少的比如

2644
01:56:39,933 --> 01:56:41,966
香油菠菜花生拌菠菜

2645
01:56:41,966 --> 01:56:44,166
你就跟他说你这菠菜有多么多么好

2646
01:56:44,266 --> 01:56:46,566
你这个花生有多么多么的高级

2647
01:56:46,666 --> 01:56:48,933
你这个香油是你自己拿芝麻

2648
01:56:49,166 --> 01:56:51,433
经过九九八十一天手磨的

2649
01:56:51,500 --> 01:56:53,766
之后变成了一小碟香油菠菜

2650
01:56:53,766 --> 01:56:56,833
拿那个装蘸料的小碗给他挑一筷子

2651
01:56:57,233 --> 01:56:59,633
说这个只要只有一筷子

2652
01:56:59,633 --> 01:57:01,933
过了这一筷子就会破坏你的味蕾

2653
01:57:02,300 --> 01:57:03,833
不都是搞这些的吗

2654
01:57:03,833 --> 01:57:06,633
你吃一个我妈开车吃完之后吃不饱

2655
01:57:08,033 --> 01:57:09,766
最后吃完吃不饱

2656
01:57:09,866 --> 01:57:10,666
嗯

2657
01:57:12,066 --> 01:57:15,633
重庆男人真会做菜啊谁是重庆男人啊

2658
01:57:16,133 --> 01:57:16,933
啊

2659
01:57:18,133 --> 01:57:19,699
这样做会更好吃吗

2660
01:57:19,700 --> 01:57:21,033
不会只会更贵

2661
01:57:21,033 --> 01:57:23,966
是啊吃个环境的就去交的钱

2662
01:57:24,166 --> 01:57:27,166
全给人家那个饭店的装修买单了

2663
01:57:27,166 --> 01:57:27,966
意思是

2664
01:57:28,700 --> 01:57:31,500
谢谢建哥本哥的小花感谢支持

2665
01:57:31,500 --> 01:57:32,466
谢谢欢迎大家

2666
01:57:33,100 --> 01:57:34,100
谢谢谢谢

2667
01:57:34,300 --> 01:57:36,033
一口就没了可不一口就没了

2668
01:57:36,033 --> 01:57:36,833
咋的

2669
01:57:45,300 --> 01:57:46,766
上海男人不服

2670
01:57:46,766 --> 01:57:49,899
上海男人会做菜也不用看什么地方吧

2671
01:57:52,900 --> 01:57:55,466
想学的话什么地方的男生都会做菜

2672
01:57:55,466 --> 01:57:56,533
不想学的话

2673
01:57:57,066 --> 01:57:58,266
不想学的话

2674
01:57:58,300 --> 01:58:00,866
吃海底捞还会点那个带锅的外卖

2675
01:58:00,866 --> 01:58:02,099
还会把锅扔了

2676
01:58:02,100 --> 01:58:03,133
这个东西就

2677
01:58:03,566 --> 01:58:05,433
因人而异啊因人而异

2678
01:58:12,533 --> 01:58:14,433
吃饭要大口吃肉

2679
01:58:17,066 --> 01:58:18,533
出来留学了之后

2680
01:58:18,533 --> 01:58:21,499
其实很少会做炒青菜呀

2681
01:58:21,500 --> 01:58:23,833
真的不会炒青菜好难

2682
01:58:23,833 --> 01:58:26,233
我觉得炒青菜比做肉菜难多了

2683
01:58:26,633 --> 01:58:29,933
就有一些青菜特别烤刀工的你切割了

2684
01:58:30,066 --> 01:58:32,433
人家说上海男人会做菜

2685
01:58:33,366 --> 01:58:34,866
我就想到了一个吃海底捞

2686
01:58:34,866 --> 01:58:36,666
会把锅扔了的家伙

2687
01:58:36,666 --> 01:58:38,866
这怎么这这有什么问题吗

2688
01:58:38,866 --> 01:58:40,499
这没有什么问题吧

2689
01:58:40,533 --> 01:58:41,333
呃

2690
01:58:41,533 --> 01:58:44,033
现在加大几点我看一下啊

2691
01:58:44,700 --> 01:58:48,566
1110点10:25十点二十五分啊嗯

2692
01:58:50,100 --> 01:58:53,133
小碗小碟子装菜简直是北方中餐厨师

2693
01:58:53,133 --> 01:58:56,066
的耻辱我就是我在家里面那什么

2694
01:58:56,333 --> 01:58:58,899
我在家里面那个做饭的时候一般

2695
01:58:58,933 --> 01:59:00,699
一煮汤都是一大锅

2696
01:59:00,700 --> 01:59:02,066
拿蒸锅煮啊

2697
01:59:02,066 --> 01:59:04,566
我自己喝完之后然后给室友留着

2698
01:59:04,833 --> 01:59:06,333
炒菜只要那个

2699
01:59:06,500 --> 01:59:08,133
菜的原材料数量多

2700
01:59:08,133 --> 01:59:09,733
也是尽可能的往多了做

2701
01:59:09,733 --> 01:59:11,499
然后让大家一起吃

2702
01:59:11,500 --> 01:59:14,466
我前段出摊出烤冷面也是我基本上

2703
01:59:14,566 --> 01:59:16,233
哎我觉得就

2704
01:59:17,966 --> 01:59:20,699
做那么少就白切菜了

2705
01:59:20,700 --> 01:59:24,300
你又切菜又刷碗又准备材料又调味的

2706
01:59:24,333 --> 01:59:27,533
之后做出来那么一小盘东西多费劲啊

2707
01:59:27,533 --> 01:59:29,333
不如多做点了

2708
01:59:29,333 --> 01:59:31,733
嗯就得大开大合呀

2709
01:59:31,733 --> 01:59:34,866
你是用什么大铁锅和宽油吗

2710
01:59:35,433 --> 01:59:38,266
宽油做菜好难啊这边这边火不好

2711
01:59:38,266 --> 01:59:39,066
宽油啊

2712
01:59:40,700 --> 01:59:41,866
你是炒什么青菜

2713
01:59:41,866 --> 01:59:43,866
听起来这么麻烦炒土豆丝

2714
01:59:44,500 --> 01:59:46,533
我特别讨厌炒土豆丝

2715
01:59:46,533 --> 01:59:49,266
因为我切土豆只会切片

2716
01:59:50,533 --> 01:59:53,766
主播不会切土豆丝主播的刀工很烂的

2717
01:59:53,900 --> 01:59:56,066
什么薄如蝉翼啊

2718
01:59:56,433 --> 01:59:58,366
轻盈的土豆丝我不会

2719
01:59:58,366 --> 02:00:00,466
我切出来跟他妈土豆条一样

2720
02:00:00,466 --> 02:00:02,633
每次切土豆丝都很崩溃啊

2721
02:00:02,866 --> 02:00:04,366
土豆丝黄瓜丝

2722
02:00:04,366 --> 02:00:06,966
这两个东西是我这一辈子的敌人

2723
02:00:06,966 --> 02:00:07,733
你知道吧

2724
02:00:07,733 --> 02:00:09,833
呃受不了

2725
02:00:10,533 --> 02:00:13,666
怎么练这种刀工啊我真的不会切

2726
02:00:13,666 --> 02:00:15,733
我切个土豆跟绣花一样

2727
02:00:15,900 --> 02:00:17,900
我刚切完这个一半

2728
02:00:17,900 --> 02:00:20,466
剩下一半切面都快氧化了

2729
02:00:21,133 --> 02:00:21,899
我来

2730
02:00:21,900 --> 02:00:24,933
你会啊怎么切啊怎么切啊你们不会

2731
02:00:24,933 --> 02:00:26,833
你们在国内的话就买一个

2732
02:00:26,933 --> 02:00:29,533
就是专门削土豆丝的那个板子呗

2733
02:00:29,533 --> 02:00:31,466
我们这边不好买那个东西

2734
02:00:31,666 --> 02:00:35,033
嗯我要在你直播间点一个纹丝豆腐

2735
02:00:35,033 --> 02:00:36,299
你给主播上个总督

2736
02:00:36,300 --> 02:00:38,633
主播给你做个纹丝豆腐的VCR

2737
02:00:38,766 --> 02:00:41,299
我操哈哈哈能油炸吗

2738
02:00:41,300 --> 02:00:44,066
油炸看起来正正常一点啊

2739
02:00:45,100 --> 02:00:47,066
炒点洋葱吧切片自动变色

2740
02:00:47,066 --> 02:00:47,533
对对对

2741
02:00:47,533 --> 02:00:50,033
我最喜欢炒的东西就是洋葱你怎

2742
02:00:50,033 --> 02:00:51,466
么你怎么知道

2743
02:00:51,533 --> 02:00:54,233
我特别擅长切洋葱丁跟洋葱丝啊

2744
02:00:54,233 --> 02:00:55,533
但是我不会切土豆

2745
02:00:55,533 --> 02:00:58,433
因为洋葱的长相跟手感跟土豆不一样

2746
02:00:58,433 --> 02:00:59,233
你知道吗

2747
02:01:00,733 --> 02:01:03,866
洋葱的长相跟手感跟土豆差的特别多

2748
02:01:03,866 --> 02:01:06,433
切洋葱我能切的特别薄但切土豆不行

2749
02:01:06,433 --> 02:01:08,266
切土豆一滑容易消熟

2750
02:01:09,333 --> 02:01:12,033
我前天切那个洋葱的时候

2751
02:01:12,033 --> 02:01:14,066
把指甲给切掉一块

2752
02:01:14,300 --> 02:01:17,100
还好留指甲那边削的就是肉了

2753
02:01:17,700 --> 02:01:18,566
画饼是吧

2754
02:01:18,566 --> 02:01:21,033
纹丝豆腐没有一两年练不出来

2755
02:01:21,466 --> 02:01:22,633
真的吗主播

2756
02:01:22,633 --> 02:01:24,633
主播一整天摆弄那个豆腐

2757
02:01:24,633 --> 02:01:26,566
应该能切的挺细的吧

2758
02:01:27,133 --> 02:01:27,933
呃

2759
02:01:28,500 --> 02:01:30,866
主播经常来QQ群玩啊

2760
02:01:30,866 --> 02:01:33,066
我每天都在QQ群玩啊

2761
02:01:33,300 --> 02:01:33,833
怎么

2762
02:01:33,833 --> 02:01:36,633
怎么主播也会被说经常来QQ群玩啊

2763
02:01:36,700 --> 02:01:37,566
滑了

2764
02:01:38,133 --> 02:01:40,966
从从虎的直播间划到我直播间是吧

2765
02:01:40,966 --> 02:01:42,366
别划了好吗

2766
02:01:42,666 --> 02:01:43,733
那真把指甲切块

2767
02:01:43,733 --> 02:01:46,266
我拿指甲挡着那个刀刀柄啊

2768
02:01:46,333 --> 02:01:48,766
结果一下就削了一块下去

2769
02:01:51,833 --> 02:01:53,433
豆会滑要从高的开始切

2770
02:01:53,433 --> 02:01:56,266
对土豆他是会滑的我都不敢太下刀

2771
02:01:56,266 --> 02:01:58,033
但是洋葱他不会滑嘞

2772
02:01:58,566 --> 02:02:00,633
细如发丝还不能断

2773
02:02:00,633 --> 02:02:02,466
你能看出来发不发丝啊

2774
02:02:02,466 --> 02:02:03,333
哈哈哈

2775
02:02:03,333 --> 02:02:05,066
我能切成那种

2776
02:02:05,466 --> 02:02:08,133
2毫米乘2毫米的那个差不多啊

2777
02:02:08,133 --> 02:02:10,033
但是再细的话就不行了

2778
02:02:10,033 --> 02:02:10,966
再细都不行

2779
02:02:12,566 --> 02:02:13,566
主播我会做饭

2780
02:02:13,566 --> 02:02:15,266
跟我在一起每天给你做饭吃

2781
02:02:15,266 --> 02:02:16,366
主播看起来是这种

2782
02:02:16,366 --> 02:02:18,766
会因为这种原因就跟人在一起的人吗

2783
02:02:18,766 --> 02:02:20,666
你也太小看主播了吧

2784
02:02:21,666 --> 02:02:23,899
那个你也太小看主播了吧

2785
02:02:24,966 --> 02:02:27,666
换个轻点的陶瓷刀吧

2786
02:02:28,300 --> 02:02:29,433
陶瓷刀好用吧

2787
02:02:29,433 --> 02:02:30,666
我家里面的那个

2788
02:02:30,666 --> 02:02:32,866
听说家里面在我走之后买了一套

2789
02:02:32,866 --> 02:02:33,733
陶瓷刀

2790
02:02:34,833 --> 02:02:36,066
我都没用过

2791
02:02:37,233 --> 02:02:38,133
你就退吧

2792
02:02:38,133 --> 02:02:38,933
你

2793
02:02:39,900 --> 02:02:42,666
等下我下播就试试我家里还有豆腐呢

2794
02:02:42,666 --> 02:02:44,866
可以祸害一下哦

2795
02:02:56,833 --> 02:02:59,533
重庆我去重庆的时候

2796
02:02:59,866 --> 02:03:01,533
主播去重庆的时候

2797
02:03:02,266 --> 02:03:03,066
啊

2798
02:03:03,333 --> 02:03:07,366
简直了从早吃到晚重庆好好吃啊

2799
02:03:07,566 --> 02:03:10,633
除了吃火锅的时候实在太辣了之外

2800
02:03:10,633 --> 02:03:12,499
重庆好好吃啊

2801
02:03:12,733 --> 02:03:14,833
就包括晚上在外面散步

2802
02:03:14,833 --> 02:03:16,933
散完回来在那个酒店边上

2803
02:03:16,933 --> 02:03:18,466
我还得买买一杯

2804
02:03:18,533 --> 02:03:20,966
那个那个酸奶喝

2805
02:03:21,300 --> 02:03:22,300
有一个店叫什么

2806
02:03:22,300 --> 02:03:25,066
是一只酸奶牛还是一只酸牛奶啊

2807
02:03:25,066 --> 02:03:25,933
是不是这个

2808
02:03:26,100 --> 02:03:27,766
那个好好喝啊

2809
02:03:27,766 --> 02:03:28,466
哈哈哈

2810
02:03:28,466 --> 02:03:30,366
我当年我在去重庆之前

2811
02:03:30,366 --> 02:03:32,699
我对小红书上面的那个重灾区

2812
02:03:32,700 --> 02:03:33,333
什么成都

2813
02:03:33,333 --> 02:03:34,166
什么重庆

2814
02:03:34,366 --> 02:03:37,499
然后这个什么网红美食打卡我都是嗤

2815
02:03:37,500 --> 02:03:38,133
之以鼻的

2816
02:03:38,133 --> 02:03:39,233
我就像脑残

2817
02:03:39,666 --> 02:03:41,466
但是根据小红书上推荐

2818
02:03:41,466 --> 02:03:42,666
我去喝了那家店

2819
02:03:42,666 --> 02:03:44,699
我觉得哇还真的挺好喝的

2820
02:03:44,966 --> 02:03:47,333
本来我妈妈就比较反对我喝奶茶

2821
02:03:47,333 --> 02:03:48,933
他跟着我喝了一杯之后

2822
02:03:49,133 --> 02:03:52,833
后面都是他主动带着我去买呃老酸奶

2823
02:03:52,833 --> 02:03:54,033
不是就是一种

2824
02:03:54,733 --> 02:03:55,533
呃

2825
02:03:55,833 --> 02:03:56,833
鉴于酸奶

2826
02:03:56,833 --> 02:03:57,499
老酸奶

2827
02:03:57,500 --> 02:04:00,133
跟那种比较稀的酸奶之间的那种口感

2828
02:04:00,133 --> 02:04:01,433
真的很好喝哎

2829
02:04:01,700 --> 02:04:04,066
那养一头牛差不多那种感觉

2830
02:04:04,233 --> 02:04:05,866
嗯真的很好喝

2831
02:04:06,500 --> 02:04:08,833
只在那边喝过别的地方没有日

2832
02:04:09,366 --> 02:04:11,633
小德萨重庆好吃的很多

2833
02:04:11,633 --> 02:04:13,333
你们真的很好吃啊

2834
02:04:14,866 --> 02:04:17,466
对一个城市的评价就是好不好吃啊

2835
02:04:17,466 --> 02:04:18,899
云南也很好吃

2836
02:04:19,066 --> 02:04:21,266
大理那边也很好吃

2837
02:04:21,466 --> 02:04:23,533
然后重庆那边也很好吃

2838
02:04:25,766 --> 02:04:28,899
但是我去北京的时候觉得一般般哎

2839
02:04:28,900 --> 02:04:30,900
感觉不知道有什么好吃的

2840
02:04:40,166 --> 02:04:45,666
手抠抠花了所有抠抠钱买不到绝活

2841
02:04:54,566 --> 02:04:55,066
主播

2842
02:04:55,066 --> 02:04:57,133
西安和广州也好吃

2843
02:04:58,466 --> 02:05:00,433
西安本来是打算要去的

2844
02:05:00,433 --> 02:05:01,299
但是我们

2845
02:05:01,466 --> 02:05:03,499
呃定了去西安的机票的时候

2846
02:05:03,500 --> 02:05:05,466
西安忽然因为那个疫情

2847
02:05:05,466 --> 02:05:06,866
然后又不让去了

2848
02:05:06,866 --> 02:05:08,099
去了要隔离

2849
02:05:08,166 --> 02:05:10,566
我们就把机票退了本来是要去的

2850
02:05:12,066 --> 02:05:14,933
主播可以保佑你丽本语考试顺利吗

2851
02:05:14,966 --> 02:05:17,866
你找可乐吗你找首音和可乐吗

2852
02:05:17,900 --> 02:05:20,166
我不行主播不会说丽语

2853
02:05:20,166 --> 02:05:23,099
主播的丽语水平是整个直播间最差的

2854
02:05:23,866 --> 02:05:25,433
你得找直播间的日本人

2855
02:05:25,433 --> 02:05:26,766
让他们保佑你主播

2856
02:05:26,766 --> 02:05:29,033
直播间有很多就是例语专业的

2857
02:05:29,033 --> 02:05:31,233
或者例语说的特别标准的啊

2858
02:05:31,233 --> 02:05:33,966
能看懂的能说明白的你找他们保佑

2859
02:05:34,633 --> 02:05:34,933
主播

2860
02:05:34,933 --> 02:05:37,566
主播帮你借点他们的力量给给你啊

2861
02:05:39,766 --> 02:05:41,633
我不会例语你真的不会吗

2862
02:05:41,633 --> 02:05:43,433
我记得你给我翻译了好多次哎

2863
02:05:43,433 --> 02:05:45,533
你给我当翻译翻译了好多次哎

2864
02:05:46,133 --> 02:05:49,366
但是济南青岛大连和北京就不太好吃

2865
02:05:49,366 --> 02:05:51,433
大连据说是要吃海鲜吧

2866
02:05:51,700 --> 02:05:52,566
但是

2867
02:05:53,500 --> 02:05:56,866
肯定不如海边城市啊就不知道了

2868
02:05:57,433 --> 02:05:59,833
火力还不足主办红的

2869
02:05:59,966 --> 02:06:01,066
红的你

2870
02:06:01,566 --> 02:06:04,533
我不相信啊我不相信你在骗我

2871
02:06:09,933 --> 02:06:13,766
哎哎哎来了来来啊哈啊哈

2872
02:06:14,133 --> 02:06:15,633
海鲜也就那样

2873
02:06:18,033 --> 02:06:21,033
等一下我肩膀有点疼往后靠一靠

2874
02:06:22,066 --> 02:06:25,266
啊昨天坐着的时间有点久

2875
02:06:25,266 --> 02:06:27,866
还好今天马上就要下播了

2876
02:06:29,566 --> 02:06:31,166
我不爱吃海鲜

2877
02:06:31,166 --> 02:06:33,033
我也不是很喜欢吃啊我

2878
02:06:33,033 --> 02:06:35,266
海鲜的话我比较喜欢吃

2879
02:06:35,966 --> 02:06:36,766
呃

2880
02:06:36,766 --> 02:06:37,833
大闸蟹

2881
02:06:38,100 --> 02:06:40,066
还有剥了的虾

2882
02:06:40,733 --> 02:06:42,133
嗯这种

2883
02:06:45,433 --> 02:06:47,033
扇贝也还可以

2884
02:06:47,733 --> 02:06:51,299
其他的生的不行啊日系的全都不行

2885
02:06:51,300 --> 02:06:53,666
日系所有的都不行都不喜欢

2886
02:06:54,666 --> 02:06:58,066
我就自己看书连N4级别的都没看完

2887
02:06:58,166 --> 02:07:01,566
N4 N4是比较比较入门的是吧

2888
02:07:01,633 --> 02:07:03,933
N5 N4最高是N1是吧

2889
02:07:04,366 --> 02:07:05,966
没事哥我考N5

2890
02:07:05,966 --> 02:07:07,499
哈哈哈哈哈

2891
02:07:07,500 --> 02:07:10,100
哎可以可以可以保佑保佑你保佑你

2892
02:07:10,100 --> 02:07:11,900
哎我据说还挺好考的

2893
02:07:11,900 --> 02:07:13,366
应该应该一遍过吧

2894
02:07:13,366 --> 02:07:14,433
一遍过一遍过

2895
02:07:14,433 --> 02:07:15,333
加油加油

2896
02:07:15,700 --> 02:07:16,666
懂意思了吗

2897
02:07:16,666 --> 02:07:20,099
都只给我加时间哪有没有没有

2898
02:07:20,833 --> 02:07:23,033
够了够了可以了可以了

2899
02:07:23,033 --> 02:07:24,566
N5没必要考

2900
02:07:26,966 --> 02:07:28,266
直接考n级啊

2901
02:07:28,266 --> 02:07:30,366
听听专业日本人怎么说啊听

2902
02:07:30,366 --> 02:07:32,433
听日本人对A5考试的评价

2903
02:07:36,866 --> 02:07:39,666
我们前两天刚聊的那个日料你知道吗

2904
02:07:40,733 --> 02:07:41,833
刚聊了日料

2905
02:07:41,833 --> 02:07:44,433
假如不吃生的去日料店吃啥

2906
02:07:44,433 --> 02:07:47,266
副昭君的小舔狗啊

2907
02:07:47,266 --> 02:07:48,566
你说吃啥呢

2908
02:07:48,566 --> 02:07:50,899
无非就是咖喱乌冬

2909
02:07:51,033 --> 02:07:53,766
寿喜烧啊还有什么

2910
02:07:55,266 --> 02:07:57,666
日系的烧烤好像国内不太多

2911
02:07:57,666 --> 02:07:59,766
就除了烧鸟那种店吧

2912
02:07:59,900 --> 02:08:01,466
要么就是寿司

2913
02:08:01,666 --> 02:08:02,866
手卷军舰

2914
02:08:02,933 --> 02:08:05,333
你还得避开那个生的

2915
02:08:05,333 --> 02:08:07,699
你得吃那个炙烤的那种

2916
02:08:07,933 --> 02:08:10,099
还有那种呃

2917
02:08:11,033 --> 02:08:11,899
盖饭

2918
02:08:12,333 --> 02:08:15,133
大概就是这种吧大概就是这些吧

2919
02:08:15,866 --> 02:08:17,499
鳗鱼饭这些东西

2920
02:08:18,466 --> 02:08:22,233
这些大部分80%都是成品料理包哎

2921
02:08:22,233 --> 02:08:25,099
你可以自己买原材料在家弄的

2922
02:08:25,233 --> 02:08:27,499
很多都是微波炉热一下

2923
02:08:27,500 --> 02:08:29,166
或者拿热水煮一下

2924
02:08:29,166 --> 02:08:31,266
拿热水泡一下化冻一下

2925
02:08:31,533 --> 02:08:34,233
甚至从冰箱里拿出来直接就能吃的

2926
02:08:34,433 --> 02:08:36,099
对熟的寿司的话

2927
02:08:36,100 --> 02:08:38,933
我想想比较便宜的什么玉米肉松

2928
02:08:38,933 --> 02:08:41,566
海草这些都是速成的啊

2929
02:08:41,566 --> 02:08:44,333
什么是那个熟虾呀

2930
02:08:44,466 --> 02:08:47,633
还有什么鱼子烧啊这些也有半成品

2931
02:08:47,933 --> 02:08:50,499
呃章鱼啊或者是

2932
02:08:50,866 --> 02:08:51,499
呃

2933
02:08:51,500 --> 02:08:53,533
海胆啊这些也都能买到

2934
02:08:53,533 --> 02:08:54,333
对

2935
02:08:55,033 --> 02:08:55,766
自烤不行

2936
02:08:55,766 --> 02:08:57,299
自烤只有表面熟

2937
02:08:57,333 --> 02:09:00,266
拿那个糖自烤的好好吃哦

2938
02:09:00,466 --> 02:09:03,633
哪里有什么骆驼

2939
02:09:06,300 --> 02:09:09,666
背影是真的人是假的

2940
02:09:09,666 --> 02:09:11,733
没什么执着

2941
02:09:12,733 --> 02:09:18,299
100年前你不是你我不是我

2942
02:09:19,500 --> 02:09:22,333
悲哀是真的泪是假的

2943
02:09:22,333 --> 02:09:24,566
本来没因果

2944
02:09:25,500 --> 02:09:31,266
一百年后没有你也没有我

2945
02:09:35,266 --> 02:09:36,566
好听好听吧

2946
02:09:36,566 --> 02:09:38,233
我室友唱这个是最好听的

2947
02:09:38,233 --> 02:09:39,666
我室友唱这个最好听的

2948
02:09:39,666 --> 02:09:42,233
他他半夜的时候经常哼这个

2949
02:09:42,500 --> 02:09:43,700
哪天开王菲

2950
02:09:43,700 --> 02:09:45,133
哥回把我室友叫过来

2951
02:09:45,133 --> 02:09:46,933
给大家唱王菲18首

2952
02:09:46,933 --> 02:09:48,033
哈哈哈

2953
02:09:48,033 --> 02:09:48,833
他真的

2954
02:09:48,833 --> 02:09:51,699
我们一起做饭做东西的时候让他

2955
02:09:51,700 --> 02:09:54,466
轮到他来放歌的时候他都是放王菲啊

2956
02:09:54,466 --> 02:09:56,366
王菲曲库单曲循环

2957
02:09:56,933 --> 02:09:58,566
小哥哥抽到成为偶像吗

2958
02:09:58,566 --> 02:10:01,033
我现在去应聘塞纳河来得及吗

2959
02:10:01,300 --> 02:10:05,466
到时候说我是塞纳河落选的来当管人

2960
02:10:07,166 --> 02:10:12,766
嘿嘿半年前你不是你我不是我

2961
02:10:14,900 --> 02:10:18,300
而且我就像最深的似的波斯顿吃了

2962
02:10:18,733 --> 02:10:19,299
嗯

2963
02:10:19,300 --> 02:10:20,500
没吃过了

2964
02:10:20,500 --> 02:10:21,433
不过据说

2965
02:10:21,433 --> 02:10:22,733
哎我好像听过这个

2966
02:10:22,733 --> 02:10:25,133
这个是不是一家店的招牌来着

2967
02:10:25,300 --> 02:10:26,433
这什么来着

2968
02:10:27,066 --> 02:10:27,699
如愿

2969
02:10:27,700 --> 02:10:29,433
无法如愿是吧

2970
02:10:29,766 --> 02:10:31,733
如愿没听过如愿

2971
02:10:38,966 --> 02:10:41,766
我记得我之前刷到了那个

2972
02:10:41,766 --> 02:10:45,233
有人在那个一个店里面吃的这个东西

2973
02:10:46,066 --> 02:10:47,566
就是那家店特色菜

2974
02:10:47,566 --> 02:10:49,299
好像那个博主也在波士顿

2975
02:10:49,300 --> 02:10:51,500
你们不吃的不会是同一家店吧

2976
02:10:53,466 --> 02:10:55,166
清蒸龙虾

2977
02:10:58,766 --> 02:11:01,633
清粥蘸酱好吃的哟

2978
02:11:04,466 --> 02:11:06,766
大西洋龙虾我真没吃过

2979
02:11:06,766 --> 02:11:08,733
我来这边真一次龙虾都没吃过

2980
02:11:08,733 --> 02:11:10,066
我说实话哎呦

2981
02:11:16,633 --> 02:11:19,366
等我闲下来去超市里面捉一只

2982
02:11:19,366 --> 02:11:22,066
来啊捉一只回家自己弄一下

2983
02:11:24,866 --> 02:11:26,699
到时候拍照给大家

2984
02:11:28,166 --> 02:11:29,566
这个如愿

2985
02:11:32,166 --> 02:11:33,733
好像听过啊

2986
02:11:36,500 --> 02:11:38,766
听这个前奏感觉好像听过了

2987
02:11:39,466 --> 02:11:42,466
当时导师带队带大家吃大龙虾

2988
02:11:43,266 --> 02:11:44,499
主播嫩富

2989
02:11:44,500 --> 02:11:47,466
没有因为在外面吃很贵我们这边的话

2990
02:11:47,633 --> 02:11:49,899
我看了本地叫龙虾外卖的话

2991
02:11:49,900 --> 02:11:52,333
你吃一只起码得80的

2992
02:11:53,666 --> 02:11:55,333
而且还不包税的

2993
02:11:56,066 --> 02:11:57,533
就那种制成品

2994
02:11:57,533 --> 02:12:01,299
带点什么薯条带点小菜带个沙拉

2995
02:12:01,733 --> 02:12:02,766
呃一个套餐

2996
02:12:02,766 --> 02:12:05,033
然后再加一个龙虾这样子的

2997
02:12:05,966 --> 02:12:07,499
可能再给你加点别的洋

2998
02:12:07,500 --> 02:12:09,933
葱圈之类就那一盘切除了龙虾

2999
02:12:09,933 --> 02:12:11,233
都是都是

3000
02:12:11,566 --> 02:12:13,433
都是都是凑数的你知道吧

3001
02:12:13,433 --> 02:12:15,766
凑着好看的然后要80刀卧槽

3002
02:12:16,700 --> 02:12:19,433
所以我一直都没吃啊真的很贵

3003
02:12:21,666 --> 02:12:23,866
主播吃澳龙还是波龙

3004
02:12:24,166 --> 02:12:25,866
应该是波龙吧

3005
02:12:27,133 --> 02:12:29,833
主播的好大儿经常看到

3006
02:12:30,133 --> 02:12:32,433
就没在我这看过是吧

3007
02:12:33,733 --> 02:12:34,466
嗯

3008
02:12:34,466 --> 02:12:36,933
闲下了不开播还吃龙虾

3009
02:12:38,833 --> 02:12:41,366
直播间都没你那什么直播间都没你好

3010
02:12:41,533 --> 02:12:45,066
什么意思啊主播闲了就要开播是吧

3011
02:12:45,900 --> 02:12:48,933
你们对主播是不是有点太苛刻了

3012
02:12:49,466 --> 02:12:52,933
80加上400加了税再加上那种

3013
02:12:53,033 --> 02:12:54,899
你你一个人都吃80刀了

3014
02:12:54,900 --> 02:12:57,100
你小费不得给个15%啊

3015
02:12:57,166 --> 02:12:59,266
这个15%又是15出去了

3016
02:12:59,266 --> 02:13:00,966
然后再给个10块的税

3017
02:13:01,566 --> 02:13:04,699
我操这一顿饭一个人吃了600啊

3018
02:13:04,700 --> 02:13:07,900
就是一个龙虾你要再点点什么喝的

3019
02:13:07,900 --> 02:13:10,733
再点点那个其他的甜品我操

3020
02:13:10,733 --> 02:13:13,066
一个人120下去了没了

3021
02:13:16,133 --> 02:13:19,466
园子岂是如此能恩造之物啊

3022
02:13:19,466 --> 02:13:20,833
哎呀真的

3023
02:13:21,266 --> 02:13:23,333
哪是能这么恩造的东西

3024
02:13:23,566 --> 02:13:25,933
主播等下夜宵打算吃

3025
02:13:26,100 --> 02:13:27,100
哈哈哈

3026
02:13:27,100 --> 02:13:29,566
打算吃那个麦当劳啊

3027
02:13:29,566 --> 02:13:31,166
因为都这个点了吗

3028
02:13:31,166 --> 02:13:34,733
等下打算看一下还有没有店没关门啊

3029
02:13:34,733 --> 02:13:36,299
吃个麦当劳先

3030
02:13:36,700 --> 02:13:38,033
等我看一下啊

3031
02:13:38,766 --> 02:13:40,033
要不我现在点吧

3032
02:13:40,033 --> 02:13:40,633
我现在点

3033
02:13:40,633 --> 02:13:42,433
等下我下播正好他就到了

3034
02:13:42,433 --> 02:13:43,733
我就可以吃了

3035
02:13:44,633 --> 02:13:47,833
我操怎么还有5分钟全关门了啊

3036
02:13:49,366 --> 02:13:52,666
外卖都要关门了好崩溃啊

3037
02:13:53,733 --> 02:13:55,866
算了让他关门我不关了

3038
02:13:56,466 --> 02:13:59,466
这该直播得直播的还还是得直播的

3039
02:14:00,300 --> 02:14:01,166
富婆

3040
02:14:01,166 --> 02:14:05,233
吃麦当劳是最底层这主播的消费

3041
02:14:05,266 --> 02:14:07,366
你怎么能说主播是富婆啊

3042
02:14:10,700 --> 02:14:11,333
我的膨胀

3043
02:14:11,333 --> 02:14:13,699
不如来点馄饨饺子今天已经吃过了

3044
02:14:13,700 --> 02:14:14,700
今天早上吃的

3045
02:14:14,700 --> 02:14:15,866
早上吃的饺子

3046
02:14:20,233 --> 02:14:23,333
来不及了没电开门了怎么办啊

3047
02:14:29,300 --> 02:14:30,300
算了算了算了

3048
02:14:30,300 --> 02:14:32,366
真吃麦当劳吧真吃麦当劳

3049
02:14:32,366 --> 02:14:34,533
吧好久没吃了

3050
02:14:36,133 --> 02:14:39,366
人家自己做自己做才最低消费

3051
02:14:40,066 --> 02:14:43,066
是买了材料然后你就想做点大的吗

3052
02:14:43,066 --> 02:14:45,299
自己做就想做大的买的材料也差不多

3053
02:14:45,300 --> 02:14:47,833
除非你吃那个速冻品吃的比较多

3054
02:14:48,266 --> 02:14:52,033
麦当劳的话一顿大概是十二三刀

3055
02:14:52,033 --> 02:14:54,899
你自己买材料自己做饭一顿饭也得7

3056
02:14:55,700 --> 02:14:57,100
七八的差不多

3057
02:14:57,366 --> 02:14:58,166
哦

3058
02:14:58,433 --> 02:15:00,366
省个小时间大概

3059
02:15:00,733 --> 02:15:03,666
主播拜拜我睡觉去午饭没园子买啊

3060
02:15:03,666 --> 02:15:05,133
那你不能不吃午饭的呀

3061
02:15:05,133 --> 02:15:06,333
你给主播开建的

3062
02:15:06,333 --> 02:15:08,099
怎么都你给主播开建的

3063
02:15:08,100 --> 02:15:09,233
还给主播冲水晶球

3064
02:15:09,233 --> 02:15:11,866
捡吧你怎么说午饭没园子买啊

3065
02:15:13,133 --> 02:15:15,133
对自己好一点对自己好一点

3066
02:15:15,133 --> 02:15:16,933
我领求我领求大家注意

3067
02:15:16,933 --> 02:15:19,266
自己好一点不能拿饭钱来给我上

3068
02:15:19,266 --> 02:15:20,066
贱的

3069
02:15:22,500 --> 02:15:25,433
播国内三菜一汤快餐20块我知道的

3070
02:15:25,433 --> 02:15:27,133
我在国内点外卖的时候

3071
02:15:27,333 --> 02:15:29,833
基本上没有哪个外卖是超过30的

3072
02:15:29,833 --> 02:15:31,933
为了给主播上店一周没吃饭了

3073
02:15:31,933 --> 02:15:36,566
谁谁谁谁谁谁前天吃的番茄肥牛火锅

3074
02:15:36,700 --> 02:15:38,066
是谁啊我不知道

3075
02:15:38,066 --> 02:15:40,099
主播说自己要吃火锅想吃火锅

3076
02:15:40,100 --> 02:15:41,366
好久没吃火锅了

3077
02:15:41,666 --> 02:15:44,033
还还在炫耀自己吃的番茄肥牛火锅

3078
02:15:44,033 --> 02:15:44,966
不知道是谁啊

3079
02:15:44,966 --> 02:15:46,966
呃你知道是谁吗

3080
02:15:47,333 --> 02:15:50,099
为了给主播上电影还没吃饭

3081
02:15:50,366 --> 02:15:51,766
对不起喵

3082
02:15:51,900 --> 02:15:53,833
好的你对不起喵

3083
02:15:54,666 --> 02:15:56,433
谢谢大家照顾我

3084
02:15:58,266 --> 02:15:59,466
谢谢

3085
02:16:02,433 --> 02:16:06,066
我们收拾收拾可以下播播了

3086
02:16:06,133 --> 02:16:09,166
嗯我们等下可以收拾收拾下播了呢

3087
02:16:09,433 --> 02:16:10,233
好吗

3088
02:16:11,033 --> 02:16:13,466
为了个主播上传3年没吃肉了

3089
02:16:13,466 --> 02:16:15,099
你是懂得吃肉的

3090
02:16:16,433 --> 02:16:18,833
谢谢公路上奔跑的蜗牛的人气票

3091
02:16:18,833 --> 02:16:20,133
你也感谢支持

3092
02:16:20,133 --> 02:16:21,766
好的你爱你感动

3093
02:16:22,300 --> 02:16:24,133
我这麦当劳的印象挺能在

3094
02:16:24,133 --> 02:16:25,533
汉堡一刀一个

3095
02:16:25,533 --> 02:16:27,899
一刀一个的是那种两片面包

3096
02:16:27,900 --> 02:16:28,500
然后

3097
02:16:28,500 --> 02:16:31,466
大概也就10厘米不到的那种大小吧

3098
02:16:31,466 --> 02:16:33,233
两片面包一个肉

3099
02:16:33,233 --> 02:16:34,033
饼

3100
02:16:34,300 --> 02:16:36,466
然后还有一层酱好像就没了

3101
02:16:36,533 --> 02:16:37,866
但是那个东西的话

3102
02:16:37,866 --> 02:16:40,099
是加刀也得要两块5

3103
02:16:40,100 --> 02:16:41,633
我现在现在两块5

3104
02:16:42,266 --> 02:16:45,033
准备拉扯了主播下播我吃猫肉火锅

3105
02:16:45,033 --> 02:16:46,766
你们打锅子都吃什么呀

3106
02:16:46,766 --> 02:16:49,433
我打火锅一定要有的东西就是

3107
02:16:49,700 --> 02:16:51,866
细粉丝或者是宽粉

3108
02:16:52,033 --> 02:16:52,833
啊

3109
02:16:52,900 --> 02:16:55,500
肥牛肥羊卷还有

3110
02:16:56,233 --> 02:16:57,366
金针菇

3111
02:16:58,566 --> 02:17:01,566
哦这是我必须要吃的3样东西

3112
02:17:01,666 --> 02:17:05,066
我如果再加两样的话就是干豆腐丝哈

3113
02:17:05,100 --> 02:17:05,500
哈

3114
02:17:05,500 --> 02:17:06,366
哈

3115
02:17:06,933 --> 02:17:10,166
干豆腐丝和生菜一定一定要吃的东西

3116
02:17:10,166 --> 02:17:11,566
这是我一定要吃的东西

3117
02:17:11,566 --> 02:17:13,699
没有这个的话我觉得不认可

3118
02:17:13,700 --> 02:17:15,166
必须得有这些东西

3119
02:17:17,100 --> 02:17:18,833
谢文奎的红包捏

3120
02:17:18,933 --> 02:17:19,933
拉扯

3121
02:17:19,933 --> 02:17:20,866
该拉了是吧

3122
02:17:20,866 --> 02:17:23,066
这下冲锋的号角开始吹响了

3123
02:17:23,533 --> 02:17:24,933
主播主播主播

3124
02:17:24,933 --> 02:17:27,066
给主播一个吃麦当劳的机会吧

3125
02:17:27,066 --> 02:17:28,966
给主播一个吃麦当劳的机会吧

3126
02:17:28,966 --> 02:17:30,866
加拿大是不是什么都比南边贵点

3127
02:17:30,866 --> 02:17:32,033
好像会有吧

3128
02:17:32,066 --> 02:17:33,233
再陪一会

3129
02:17:33,233 --> 02:17:34,033
我

3130
02:17:34,900 --> 02:17:35,533
怎么了

3131
02:17:35,533 --> 02:17:38,566
你不困吗这都几点了你困不困啊

3132
02:17:38,733 --> 02:17:39,733
这几点了这都

3133
02:17:39,733 --> 02:17:40,533
我看一下

3134
02:17:41,900 --> 02:17:43,466
都4点了很惨

3135
02:17:43,533 --> 02:17:44,666
这个时候应该

3136
02:17:44,666 --> 02:17:47,233
正常来说快要睡觉了应该

3137
02:17:47,866 --> 02:17:50,833
哦天空好想下雨

3138
02:17:50,933 --> 02:17:53,099
我好想住你隔壁

3139
02:17:54,100 --> 02:17:56,733
我们不介意你直播吃麦当劳

3140
02:17:56,733 --> 02:17:58,166
可是我得点

3141
02:17:59,700 --> 02:18:00,266
那

3142
02:18:00,266 --> 02:18:03,166
谢谢仿生猫老大的舰长

3143
02:18:04,833 --> 02:18:09,133
谢谢冷笑是没有空会梦的舰长

3144
02:18:10,833 --> 02:18:12,333
包不住了

3145
02:18:14,233 --> 02:18:15,133
谢谢

3146
02:18:15,333 --> 02:18:16,566
阿里干的

3147
02:18:16,833 --> 02:18:18,866
好的你感谢的是

3148
02:18:19,866 --> 02:18:21,699
谢谢龙虾和房叔

3149
02:18:21,700 --> 02:18:25,133
猫老大的见长你也太破费了

3150
02:18:25,166 --> 02:18:27,966
感谢支持我的你阿里干的

3151
02:18:28,633 --> 02:18:30,533
第二我操的

3152
02:18:31,166 --> 02:18:31,833
嗯

3153
02:18:31,833 --> 02:18:33,333
这在拍肚皮吗

3154
02:18:34,366 --> 02:18:35,166
是

3155
02:18:35,233 --> 02:18:37,333
不过冬天手特别干燥

3156
02:18:37,466 --> 02:18:40,666
我我那个什么昨天昨天洗完澡之后

3157
02:18:41,700 --> 02:18:44,766
摸了一下自己的手心被自己吓了一跳

3158
02:18:45,500 --> 02:18:46,533
你们有没有什么

3159
02:18:46,533 --> 02:18:49,233
就是那种比较好用的护手霜啊

3160
02:18:49,233 --> 02:18:50,299
手膜啊推荐

3161
02:18:50,300 --> 02:18:51,033
摸了一下自己

3162
02:18:51,033 --> 02:18:52,133
的手吓了一跳

3163
02:18:52,233 --> 02:18:56,299
手心比手背糙很多手背特别特别滑

3164
02:18:56,300 --> 02:18:57,666
但是手心很糙

3165
02:18:57,666 --> 02:18:59,099
我不知道为什么会这样子

3166
02:18:59,100 --> 02:19:00,233
第一次这样

3167
02:19:01,833 --> 02:19:02,966
还有人家

3168
02:19:03,166 --> 02:19:06,733
谢谢一直路过的绚烂喵的舰长

3169
02:19:07,333 --> 02:19:08,133
好的你

3170
02:19:08,133 --> 02:19:10,699
阿迪卡多谢谢绚烂的舰长呢

3171
02:19:11,366 --> 02:19:11,933
我操

3172
02:19:11,933 --> 02:19:13,499
的感谢支持

3173
02:19:13,533 --> 02:19:15,166
太破费了

3174
02:19:15,166 --> 02:19:15,699
你们

3175
02:19:15,700 --> 02:19:18,833
今天都赶最后一班车来让主播写ID

3176
02:19:18,833 --> 02:19:20,633
是吧今天今天

3177
02:19:20,633 --> 02:19:23,099
今天都赶最后一班车来让主播写ID

3178
02:19:23,100 --> 02:19:25,633
是吧今天今天上线了之后明天

3179
02:19:26,100 --> 02:19:27,900
主播会写ID的

3180
02:19:28,266 --> 02:19:29,533
哈哈哈啊

3181
02:19:29,766 --> 02:19:31,899
不能让猫轻易的去吃饭

3182
02:19:31,900 --> 02:19:33,500
你们这么给我吃饭的话

3183
02:19:33,500 --> 02:19:35,933
那我那我就要直播吃了

3184
02:19:36,066 --> 02:19:37,733
那我就要直播吃了

3185
02:19:39,300 --> 02:19:40,766
那我只能直播吃了

3186
02:19:40,766 --> 02:19:43,299
老头快下播了艾特我我要拉扯

3187
02:19:43,300 --> 02:19:45,033
怎么还有这样的

3188
02:19:47,633 --> 02:19:49,299
超级欢迎手速

3189
02:19:49,833 --> 02:19:51,166
什么大宝

3190
02:19:51,366 --> 02:19:54,933
大大宝SOD蜜大宝什么大宝

3191
02:19:55,700 --> 02:19:57,766
我妈妈买了300块钱的牛肉

3192
02:19:57,766 --> 02:19:59,499
放在别人车上那别人

3193
02:19:59,500 --> 02:19:59,900
别人

3194
02:19:59,900 --> 02:20:01,500
别人会不会拉走啊

3195
02:20:01,566 --> 02:20:04,266
会不会给你拉走啊然后自己吃了

3196
02:20:04,266 --> 02:20:07,333
是熟的还是生的熟的会不会被人吃啊

3197
02:20:11,333 --> 02:20:11,633
don't you know

3198
02:20:11,633 --> 02:20:14,033
don't you think you're the best

3199
02:20:14,033 --> 02:20:15,666
i don't give me what i love

3200
02:20:15,833 --> 02:20:17,933
don't you know what i hate naive

3201
02:20:18,100 --> 02:20:22,300
don't you know what i hate'cause

3202
02:20:26,233 --> 02:20:27,066
不会断气

3203
02:20:30,833 --> 02:20:33,699
被我找到了车没开走啊

3204
02:20:33,700 --> 02:20:35,933
是打车的时候放在别人车上了吗

3205
02:20:35,933 --> 02:20:36,966
那还挺好的

3206
02:20:37,266 --> 02:20:39,566
我之前有一次把行李箱拉别人车上

3207
02:20:40,866 --> 02:20:42,266
好弱智啊对不起

3208
02:20:42,266 --> 02:20:45,433
我有次把把行李箱落在别人车上了

3209
02:20:45,433 --> 02:20:46,633
结果那个司机

3210
02:20:46,766 --> 02:20:48,666
找了我好长时间

3211
02:20:48,733 --> 02:20:52,066
之后在那个微信扫码付款的那个地方

3212
02:20:52,066 --> 02:20:54,433
反向追溯到了给他什么

3213
02:20:54,566 --> 02:20:54,966
给他

3214
02:20:54,966 --> 02:20:57,833
给他给他给他那个那个什么的人啊

3215
02:20:58,033 --> 02:21:00,166
他给那个客服打电话

3216
02:21:00,166 --> 02:21:02,699
然后给客服提交了自己的那个

3217
02:21:02,700 --> 02:21:04,500
出租车司机的那个什么

3218
02:21:04,566 --> 02:21:05,866
什么什么什么

3219
02:21:05,966 --> 02:21:06,766
资质

3220
02:21:06,833 --> 02:21:09,766
之后客服跟他给他给了他什么我的

3221
02:21:09,766 --> 02:21:11,866
我的那个呃

3222
02:21:12,100 --> 02:21:13,700
客服客服给我打电话

3223
02:21:13,700 --> 02:21:15,866
然后让给我转接了他的电话

3224
02:21:15,866 --> 02:21:17,433
然后他说我是谁谁谁谁

3225
02:21:17,433 --> 02:21:18,733
我是你出租车司机

3226
02:21:18,766 --> 02:21:20,533
你有没有觉得你落的什么东西啊

3227
02:21:20,533 --> 02:21:21,766
我说我没有啊怎么了

3228
02:21:21,766 --> 02:21:22,833
我手机什么事啊

3229
02:21:22,833 --> 02:21:25,233
没找东西他说你行不行落在我这

3230
02:21:27,366 --> 02:21:29,233
哎呦最后挺不好意思的

3231
02:21:29,233 --> 02:21:32,466
给人家给人家多打了钱啊哎呦

3232
02:21:33,533 --> 02:21:35,233
他买完菜准备走回去

3233
02:21:35,233 --> 02:21:37,433
我在吃饭放我车上结果放错了

3234
02:21:37,433 --> 02:21:39,166
放别人车上去了是吧

3235
02:21:39,566 --> 02:21:42,099
谢谢天马4的打扣感谢支持

3236
02:21:42,366 --> 02:21:45,633
手打虾滑粉丝灌肉肠

3237
02:21:45,633 --> 02:21:49,333
甜不辣鱼豆腐鸡脯丸子猪五花金针菇

3238
02:21:49,333 --> 02:21:50,433
香菇油

3239
02:21:50,566 --> 02:21:52,533
谁在这报菜名啊

3240
02:21:52,833 --> 02:21:55,433
我都没吃饭呢你在这报菜名

3241
02:21:55,833 --> 02:21:57,566
插出去谁啊

3242
02:21:57,566 --> 02:21:58,966
今天我骗到你了吗

3243
02:21:58,966 --> 02:22:00,833
我去你了我骗到了吧

3244
02:22:00,833 --> 02:22:03,733
我不是我去你的你找审批不是我

3245
02:22:05,233 --> 02:22:06,466
内箱乃身外之物

3246
02:22:06,466 --> 02:22:09,633
是啊我一看外套没掉我一看钱包没掉

3247
02:22:09,666 --> 02:22:12,333
我一摸口袋身份证没掉我一看手机

3248
02:22:12,333 --> 02:22:14,533
手机也在手里我说我什么都没掉

3249
02:22:14,533 --> 02:22:16,099
他说我把行李箱掉了

3250
02:22:18,466 --> 02:22:20,166
哎呀挺尴尬的

3251
02:22:20,166 --> 02:22:23,266
有点有点傻有点傻不确定啊

3252
02:22:23,266 --> 02:22:24,299
欢迎大家

3253
02:22:24,366 --> 02:22:26,033
嗯今天我骗到你了吗

3254
02:22:26,033 --> 02:22:28,733
应应该骗到了吧不确定再看看

3255
02:22:29,266 --> 02:22:30,833
应该骗到了吧

3256
02:22:30,966 --> 02:22:33,766
你不是问我们涮锅子下什么料吗

3257
02:22:33,833 --> 02:22:34,899
吃粉丝的

3258
02:22:34,900 --> 02:22:35,566
我跟你们说

3259
02:22:35,566 --> 02:22:37,699
你们要吃粉丝的话我教大家

3260
02:22:38,566 --> 02:22:40,766
打料的话应该打两碗

3261
02:22:40,866 --> 02:22:43,566
一碗6成多啊一碗4成多

3262
02:22:43,933 --> 02:22:46,699
然后你这一锅第一锅煮开了

3263
02:22:46,700 --> 02:22:48,166
你们一般会下什么

3264
02:22:48,233 --> 02:22:50,733
你们一般会下什么会下肉对吧

3265
02:22:51,133 --> 02:22:54,266
但是我推荐的是假如你吃的是番茄锅

3266
02:22:54,300 --> 02:22:56,133
你第一锅先下粉丝

3267
02:22:56,633 --> 02:22:57,266
这样的话

3268
02:22:57,266 --> 02:22:59,499
这个粉丝他就会吸好多好多的

3269
02:22:59,500 --> 02:23:01,666
那个番茄底汤就特别特别的好吃

3270
02:23:01,700 --> 02:23:02,966
而且他熟的也快

3271
02:23:03,133 --> 02:23:04,866
你把它下完之后把它捞出来

3272
02:23:04,866 --> 02:23:05,733
然后再下肉

3273
02:23:05,733 --> 02:23:07,666
正好你可以先吃一口粉丝

3274
02:23:07,666 --> 02:23:08,933
之后这个肉也熟了

3275
02:23:08,933 --> 02:23:11,433
熟了之后把捞出来跟粉丝拌在一起吃

3276
02:23:11,433 --> 02:23:12,933
特别幸福啊嗯

3277
02:23:14,500 --> 02:23:18,866
再点下点方便面先吃主食我是懂的

3278
02:23:18,866 --> 02:23:19,699
嗯

3279
02:23:20,433 --> 02:23:23,366
我居然被这么傻的女人骗上贱了

3280
02:23:23,433 --> 02:23:25,366
真诚才是必杀技

3281
02:23:25,766 --> 02:23:28,099
啊与其装装聪明

3282
02:23:28,100 --> 02:23:30,300
不如就大大方方的告诉你没错

3283
02:23:30,300 --> 02:23:31,366
我就是傻哈

3284
02:23:31,466 --> 02:23:31,933
哈哈

3285
02:23:31,933 --> 02:23:33,566
这没有什么不能承认的

3286
02:23:33,566 --> 02:23:35,133
真诚才是必杀技

3287
02:23:35,133 --> 02:23:36,566
想到什么说什么

3288
02:23:36,733 --> 02:23:37,533
啊

3289
02:23:37,533 --> 02:23:39,433
点歌群清赞歌

3290
02:23:39,433 --> 02:23:40,233
行行行

3291
02:23:43,766 --> 02:23:45,699
说你家我能算两大盘

3292
02:23:45,700 --> 02:23:47,766
笋家有的地方很很渣

3293
02:23:47,766 --> 02:23:49,433
但是有的地方好吃

3294
02:23:49,666 --> 02:23:51,733
不知道为啥就吃那种很嫩的

3295
02:23:51,733 --> 02:23:55,033
嫩的然后很呃很好咬的

3296
02:23:55,100 --> 02:23:57,833
有一些有纹路的就不好吃跟甘蔗似的

3297
02:23:58,633 --> 02:23:59,766
我先下笋尖

3298
02:24:00,500 --> 02:24:02,333
但是笋尖不是很好熟吗

3299
02:24:02,333 --> 02:24:04,699
我感觉主播我吃火锅只吃肉

3300
02:24:04,733 --> 02:24:06,233
只吃肉的人

3301
02:24:07,900 --> 02:24:10,166
其实我也比较喜欢吃肉啊

3302
02:24:12,333 --> 02:24:15,499
觉得海底捞唯一不好的就是肉太少了

3303
02:24:15,500 --> 02:24:16,700
他那一盘肉

3304
02:24:17,300 --> 02:24:19,166
真的就很少很少

3305
02:24:19,166 --> 02:24:21,566
也不能说他不好吃吧但是真的好少

3306
02:24:21,566 --> 02:24:22,366
啊

3307
02:24:22,700 --> 02:24:26,833
我感觉我吃火锅一个人能吃大概那种

3308
02:24:29,466 --> 02:24:32,566
起码能吃个200克吧那种肥牛卷

3309
02:24:32,666 --> 02:24:33,466
啊

3310
02:24:34,233 --> 02:24:38,033
200克300克简简单单啊好吧

3311
02:24:40,633 --> 02:24:41,666
天才好好吃

3312
02:24:41,666 --> 02:24:44,733
咪呀咪呀小姐可以做给我吃吗

3313
02:24:44,866 --> 02:24:46,433
你自己算算试试呗

3314
02:24:46,433 --> 02:24:48,633
你自己算的时候然后这样去做

3315
02:24:48,633 --> 02:24:50,533
假装是我再给你涮火锅

3316
02:24:50,533 --> 02:24:52,666
你再把立牌放在锅子对面

3317
02:24:52,666 --> 02:24:53,966
简简单单

3318
02:24:54,500 --> 02:24:56,533
你做海底捞我能吃四波

3319
02:24:57,233 --> 02:25:01,266
我的话一般是两个人吃能吃个300左右

3320
02:25:01,266 --> 02:25:02,666
再加个打折

3321
02:25:02,666 --> 02:25:04,033
打个6.8折

3322
02:25:04,033 --> 02:25:05,233
这样就是200

3323
02:25:05,933 --> 02:25:07,166
简简单单

3324
02:25:07,866 --> 02:25:10,099
我喜欢吃生菜我喜欢我喜欢

3325
02:25:10,100 --> 02:25:12,700
而且我喜欢把生菜煮好长时间

3326
02:25:13,066 --> 02:25:15,266
就煮到他特别软的那个时候啊

3327
02:25:15,266 --> 02:25:16,766
不喜欢吃夹生的

3328
02:25:17,866 --> 02:25:21,133
一斤牛肉五六十洗手间我能吃两两

3329
02:25:21,166 --> 02:25:23,833
两斤2斤太贵了吃不起

3330
02:25:25,633 --> 02:25:28,333
打完折400你都吃什么呀

3331
02:25:33,466 --> 02:25:36,133
多少打完折400你都吃什么啊

3332
02:25:39,433 --> 02:25:40,266
这什么表情

3333
02:25:40,266 --> 02:25:42,366
怎么一个眼睛大一个眼睛小了

3334
02:25:43,033 --> 02:25:44,166
怎么不大小点

3335
02:25:44,266 --> 02:25:45,833
但是为什么哎哎

3336
02:25:46,900 --> 02:25:49,300
刚才那个角度怎么卡出大小眼来了

3337
02:25:49,300 --> 02:25:50,933
一个眼睛大一个眼睛小

3338
02:25:51,300 --> 02:25:52,366
好傻呀

3339
02:25:53,066 --> 02:25:55,033
牛肉丸肥牛

3340
02:25:55,033 --> 02:25:57,466
那海底捞要是点那个什么

3341
02:25:57,533 --> 02:26:00,866
点肉超过4盘是整盘的话确实容易啊

3342
02:26:00,866 --> 02:26:01,666
确实容易

3343
02:26:01,733 --> 02:26:03,899
确实容易一个人吃那么多哎

3344
02:26:04,100 --> 02:26:05,700
不是很正常吗

3345
02:26:06,666 --> 02:26:09,166
上海天龙人大少爷别叫

3346
02:26:10,133 --> 02:26:12,066
大少爷别狗叫啊主播

3347
02:26:12,066 --> 02:26:13,733
主播是勤俭持家好女人

3348
02:26:13,733 --> 02:26:15,066
大少爷别狗叫

3349
02:26:16,633 --> 02:26:19,866
没了就点只点牛肉丸跟肥牛啊

3350
02:26:20,300 --> 02:26:22,900
那肥牛吃到饱那肯定要400啊

3351
02:26:22,900 --> 02:26:24,066
哈哈哈

3352
02:26:25,066 --> 02:26:26,866
哎那肯定要只要400啊

3353
02:26:26,866 --> 02:26:28,499
为什么我还得要从来没打过折

3354
02:26:28,500 --> 02:26:30,033
你有学生优惠吗

3355
02:26:30,033 --> 02:26:31,333
你有学生优惠吗

3356
02:26:31,466 --> 02:26:33,533
支付宝认证一下那个大学生

3357
02:26:33,533 --> 02:26:34,866
他可以每个月5,000

3358
02:26:34,866 --> 02:26:35,533
还每周啊

3359
02:26:35,533 --> 02:26:37,666
可以领那个6.9折的券

3360
02:26:38,233 --> 02:26:39,466
在晚上去吃

3361
02:26:39,466 --> 02:26:40,633
或者在那个

3362
02:26:40,866 --> 02:26:43,299
冷门的时间段去吃的话就可以

3363
02:26:43,433 --> 02:26:44,233
嗯

3364
02:26:45,133 --> 02:26:47,433
我感觉肥牛不如羊肉卷好吃

3365
02:26:47,433 --> 02:26:49,099
平常做菜的时候

3366
02:26:49,866 --> 02:26:51,166
感觉肥牛好吃啊

3367
02:26:51,166 --> 02:26:52,733
但是羊肉卷这个东西

3368
02:26:52,733 --> 02:26:55,299
涮在火锅里面他有一种自己的味道

3369
02:26:56,233 --> 02:26:58,433
羊肉卷做别的菜没有肥牛好吃

3370
02:26:58,433 --> 02:27:01,099
但是肥牛在火锅里面不如羊肉卷捏

3371
02:27:01,266 --> 02:27:03,066
昨天抢的是有多少饺子

3372
02:27:03,066 --> 02:27:04,499
10个左右吧早上

3373
02:27:04,500 --> 02:27:06,500
早上到现在吃了10个饺子

3374
02:27:06,766 --> 02:27:09,466
喝了半杯无糖的那个柠檬茶

3375
02:27:09,466 --> 02:27:10,733
那个茶好难喝

3376
02:27:12,366 --> 02:27:14,933
无糖的柠檬茶好难喝呀

3377
02:27:15,133 --> 02:27:17,633
下次再也不买了我还买了一大桶

3378
02:27:19,766 --> 02:27:21,333
我不知道有这个概念

3379
02:27:21,666 --> 02:27:23,699
试试试试试试下次去试试

3380
02:27:23,700 --> 02:27:25,866
但是他给的那个要求挺苛刻的

3381
02:27:25,866 --> 02:27:28,166
我记得他要求时间段很苛刻

3382
02:27:28,166 --> 02:27:30,866
要求到到什么时候来着忘记

3383
02:27:31,333 --> 02:27:31,966
嗯

3384
02:27:31,966 --> 02:27:34,633
多喝点有糖的变成小糖人是吧

3385
02:27:34,633 --> 02:27:38,099
我本来就是想着无糖的柠檬茶吗

3386
02:27:38,533 --> 02:27:41,833
呃又是柠檬茶又是没糖的

3387
02:27:42,700 --> 02:27:44,700
感觉会比较健康一点啊

3388
02:27:44,700 --> 02:27:46,266
喝了还能提点神

3389
02:27:46,266 --> 02:27:48,066
就可以替代一下可乐

3390
02:27:48,066 --> 02:27:51,133
结果真的很难喝很酸涩很涩口啊

3391
02:27:56,166 --> 02:27:57,866
晚上10点之后

3392
02:27:58,133 --> 02:28:00,833
那挺好的呀正好你去什么

3393
02:28:00,933 --> 02:28:02,133
先看个电影

3394
02:28:02,133 --> 02:28:04,233
看电影时候吃点爆米花垫一垫

3395
02:28:04,233 --> 02:28:07,099
然后散场了10点半去吃海底捞

3396
02:28:07,100 --> 02:28:09,433
这不挺不错的吗那

3397
02:28:10,966 --> 02:28:13,099
自己泡的比较好喝

3398
02:28:15,266 --> 02:28:18,833
我之前拿烤箱跟那个锡纸盒烤锅奶茶

3399
02:28:18,833 --> 02:28:19,699
呀就是

3400
02:28:19,900 --> 02:28:21,666
那种短视频

3401
02:28:21,933 --> 02:28:25,099
教你什么空气炸锅的妙用啊

3402
02:28:25,933 --> 02:28:29,133
我拿那个烤箱烤锅锡纸奶茶呀

3403
02:28:29,133 --> 02:28:29,733
不要烤

3404
02:28:29,733 --> 02:28:32,533
在家我宁愿你拿锅子炒也不要烤

3405
02:28:32,733 --> 02:28:35,533
烤了之后有点太二二次元了

3406
02:28:35,533 --> 02:28:37,366
那个口味太太二次元了

3407
02:28:37,366 --> 02:28:38,433
太抽象了

3408
02:28:38,866 --> 02:28:40,533
海底捞的甜品也不错

3409
02:28:40,533 --> 02:28:41,933
是吗有那个兔子是吗

3410
02:28:41,933 --> 02:28:44,899
布丁兔子啪的一下把他的脑袋切下来

3411
02:28:44,966 --> 02:28:47,566
快准狠了非常的棒你

3412
02:28:49,766 --> 02:28:50,699
严老师晚上好

3413
02:28:50,700 --> 02:28:51,833
晚上好呢

3414
02:28:52,033 --> 02:28:53,966
无糖雪碧才是真的难喝

3415
02:28:53,966 --> 02:28:54,866
还可以哦

3416
02:28:55,366 --> 02:28:57,099
香草味可乐不好喝

3417
02:28:57,100 --> 02:28:58,666
最难喝的是桂花味的

3418
02:28:58,666 --> 02:29:00,233
最难喝的是桂花味的

3419
02:29:00,233 --> 02:29:01,633
别比辣好吗

3420
02:29:01,766 --> 02:29:05,266
啊别比了别比了啊必须要

3421
02:29:05,266 --> 02:29:07,233
那个什么口味太二次元了

3422
02:29:07,233 --> 02:29:10,566
就是喝了之后你面前仿佛出现了一个

3423
02:29:11,166 --> 02:29:13,433
新鲜灵活的吊绳啊

3424
02:29:13,500 --> 02:29:15,833
然后里面有二次元的美少女

3425
02:29:15,833 --> 02:29:16,933
在向你招手

3426
02:29:16,933 --> 02:29:19,633
就是那种你把脖子钻进那个绳圈里面

3427
02:29:19,733 --> 02:29:20,766
就可以

3428
02:29:21,100 --> 02:29:24,133
前往二次元的感觉啊这就是二次元孽

3429
02:29:24,133 --> 02:29:25,099
哈哈哈

3430
02:29:25,533 --> 02:29:27,866
牛奶丢茶包在微波炉煮一圈

3431
02:29:27,866 --> 02:29:30,133
那没有奶皮啊你还得加糖呢

3432
02:29:30,233 --> 02:29:32,366
得先把茶炒一下才有感觉

3433
02:29:32,366 --> 02:29:35,366
你直接泡的话就像奶绿了啊

3434
02:29:36,033 --> 02:29:38,233
我知道有人要问主播主播

3435
02:29:38,233 --> 02:29:39,633
我们奶绿怎么你了

3436
02:29:39,633 --> 02:29:41,233
你看不清我奶绿是吧

3437
02:29:41,233 --> 02:29:43,566
没有啊奶绿也挺好喝的哈哈哈

3438
02:29:44,433 --> 02:29:46,066
我觉得桂花味挺好的

3439
02:29:46,066 --> 02:29:47,933
我喝起来一股香精味

3440
02:29:47,933 --> 02:29:50,533
很化工的味道我不知道他咋回事

3441
02:29:50,533 --> 02:29:52,233
好化工啊嗯

3442
02:29:53,666 --> 02:29:56,133
不行大家真得点了真的点了

3443
02:29:56,133 --> 02:29:57,899
再不点真关门了

3444
02:29:59,133 --> 02:30:00,133
真的点了

3445
02:30:00,133 --> 02:30:00,466
咱们

3446
02:30:00,466 --> 02:30:03,666
咱们卡一会面部啊咱们卡一会面部啊

3447
02:30:04,433 --> 02:30:06,933
咱们咱们卡一会面部大家

3448
02:30:07,033 --> 02:30:10,566
主播主播点个点个点个那个什么

3449
02:30:10,966 --> 02:30:11,766
好吧

3450
02:30:14,666 --> 02:30:17,699
主播主播点个点个点个吃的

3451
02:30:18,700 --> 02:30:20,266
对不起对不起

3452
02:30:20,566 --> 02:30:22,166
奶绿不如奶青

3453
02:30:22,300 --> 02:30:24,466
这是什么这店里面什么呀

3454
02:30:24,533 --> 02:30:26,766
汉堡配瑞士奶酪

3455
02:30:26,933 --> 02:30:28,633
里面夹炒蘑菇

3456
02:30:28,633 --> 02:30:30,966
为什么汉堡里面还能夹炒蘑菇啊

3457
02:30:34,466 --> 02:30:36,899
我我现在你们看不到我的表情啊

3458
02:30:36,900 --> 02:30:37,733
就是这个

3459
02:30:38,366 --> 02:30:41,766
这个眉头是是狠狠的皱起来的

3460
02:30:42,966 --> 02:30:44,766
什么什么叫什么叫

3461
02:30:45,633 --> 02:30:48,933
有点受不了了我也饿了借钱吃饭去了

3462
02:30:49,166 --> 02:30:50,366
发送快吗

3463
02:30:51,333 --> 02:30:52,299
发收款吧

3464
02:30:54,533 --> 02:30:57,366
蘑菇酱不好吃啊蘑菇酱

3465
02:30:57,366 --> 02:30:58,166
啊

3466
02:30:58,333 --> 02:30:59,833
这回好吃吗

3467
02:31:02,266 --> 02:31:03,766
感觉怪怪的

3468
02:31:06,700 --> 02:31:08,166
一个汉堡20刀啊

3469
02:31:08,166 --> 02:31:09,233
这什么店啊

3470
02:31:09,233 --> 02:31:11,533
点错了不是麦当劳我麦当劳呢

3471
02:31:11,733 --> 02:31:13,699
主播的麦当劳去了哪里

3472
02:31:14,833 --> 02:31:16,233
蘑菇酱不好吃

3473
02:31:16,233 --> 02:31:17,033
蘑菇酱

3474
02:31:21,033 --> 02:31:22,466
会麦当劳没了吧

3475
02:31:22,900 --> 02:31:25,133
为什么我的麦当劳不是免配送费的了

3476
02:31:25,133 --> 02:31:26,499
我好不开心啊

3477
02:31:26,933 --> 02:31:28,866
我麦当劳呢

3478
02:31:28,933 --> 02:31:31,133
你的姐妹说没有天分

3479
02:31:31,166 --> 02:31:33,466
没成为优秀的人

3480
02:31:33,733 --> 02:31:39,366
抱歉其实也没发生

3481
02:31:39,366 --> 02:31:42,833
每次麦当劳给主播那个薯条我都我都

3482
02:31:42,866 --> 02:31:45,499
我都吃不了不好吃

3483
02:31:52,333 --> 02:31:52,899
我也饿了

3484
02:31:52,900 --> 02:31:55,033
主播借我19998给我上总督

3485
02:31:55,033 --> 02:31:57,299
这是你饿了还是我饿了呀

3486
02:31:57,366 --> 02:31:59,666
为什么你饿了要给我上总督啊

3487
02:31:59,666 --> 02:32:02,433
总督有主播给你亲手做饭吃是吧

3488
02:32:02,433 --> 02:32:03,533
没有这种东西

3489
02:32:04,266 --> 02:32:05,966
没有这种东西啊

3490
02:32:08,366 --> 02:32:09,566
1大一

3491
02:32:11,666 --> 02:32:12,966
期待呦

3492
02:32:17,633 --> 02:32:19,633
其实我还挺喜欢吃甜甜圈的

3493
02:32:19,633 --> 02:32:21,566
但这边甜甜圈都太甜了

3494
02:32:21,566 --> 02:32:23,166
吃不下咽不下去

3495
02:32:23,166 --> 02:32:25,833
那个浆糊嘴啊我的天我受不了

3496
02:32:30,466 --> 02:32:32,966
现实的桥段怎么突然被打断

3497
02:32:32,966 --> 02:32:35,533
我站在外玻璃的宇宙的另一端

3498
02:32:35,533 --> 02:32:38,733
不知不觉好像就换了一个世界观

3499
02:32:40,833 --> 02:32:43,233
周围空气波涛成了几座山

3500
02:32:43,233 --> 02:32:45,933
过去的人在名为我的对岸

3501
02:32:45,966 --> 02:32:49,266
只留我在这世间孤单

3502
02:32:50,466 --> 02:32:52,133
那些琐碎

3503
02:32:53,666 --> 02:32:56,866
催化的泪一点一点在枯萎

3504
02:32:57,900 --> 02:32:58,700
爱

3505
02:32:58,900 --> 02:33:00,833
快把我的内心放下

3506
02:33:01,133 --> 02:33:03,266
我知道你想说的话

3507
02:33:03,266 --> 02:33:05,833
还还挺快的是吧还挺快的

3508
02:33:05,900 --> 02:33:06,933
还还挺快的

3509
02:33:06,933 --> 02:33:09,833
不想耽误太多大家的时间啊

3510
02:33:10,433 --> 02:33:12,066
我看我得确保下单成功

3511
02:33:12,066 --> 02:33:13,666
上次我订外卖的时候

3512
02:33:13,733 --> 02:33:16,233
直播点外卖我还没看他成功呢

3513
02:33:16,233 --> 02:33:16,866
我就那什么

3514
02:33:16,866 --> 02:33:18,899
我就切回来面部那个地方了

3515
02:33:18,933 --> 02:33:20,833
结果后面发现订单被取消了

3516
02:33:20,833 --> 02:33:22,066
那天就饿了一晚

3517
02:33:22,266 --> 02:33:23,066
上

3518
02:33:23,366 --> 02:33:24,499
谢谢绵绵

3519
02:33:24,500 --> 02:33:27,100
成为笑笑是人气榜第43名

3520
02:33:27,100 --> 02:33:28,866
大家送那个人气票

3521
02:33:28,900 --> 02:33:30,466
到底都什么时候送的呀

3522
02:33:30,466 --> 02:33:32,099
主播都不知道嗯

3523
02:33:32,733 --> 02:33:33,066
应该

3524
02:33:33,066 --> 02:33:38,133
你答应你答应从你眼中滑落的雪落地

3525
02:33:38,266 --> 02:33:40,666
你答应你答应

3526
02:33:40,700 --> 02:33:43,266
每天都过得怎么忽然清醒

3527
02:33:43,366 --> 02:33:45,266
别收敛着你保重了自己

3528
02:33:45,266 --> 02:33:46,266
拼了命这么久

3529
02:33:46,333 --> 02:33:47,933
可以带了受不了了

3530
02:33:48,133 --> 02:33:50,033
谢谢文奎的爱心

3531
02:33:50,033 --> 02:33:53,733
感谢支持这条弹幕帮主播加个鸡米花

3532
02:33:53,733 --> 02:33:55,033
哈哈哈

3533
02:33:55,733 --> 02:33:57,633
我也想吃鸡米花

3534
02:33:57,733 --> 02:33:59,533
没有鸡米花这边麦当劳

3535
02:34:00,633 --> 02:34:03,099
你在麦当劳给主播加鸡米花啊

3536
02:34:03,266 --> 02:34:08,533
叫声让我想起我的那些话

3537
02:34:08,966 --> 02:34:11,233
你怎么在麦当劳给主播加鸡米花

3538
02:34:11,233 --> 02:34:12,299
哈哈哈

3539
02:34:14,133 --> 02:34:16,299
你给主播加个鸡块还差不多

3540
02:34:16,300 --> 02:34:18,033
麦当劳只有鸡块

3541
02:34:20,433 --> 02:34:22,099
啊给主播加餐是吧

3542
02:34:22,100 --> 02:34:22,766
行主播

3543
02:34:22,766 --> 02:34:25,033
主播现在已经有了一个汉堡

3544
02:34:25,033 --> 02:34:27,266
一包薯条和一包鸡米花了

3545
02:34:27,266 --> 02:34:28,133
谢谢大家

3546
02:34:28,133 --> 02:34:29,533
感谢支持的

3547
02:34:30,033 --> 02:34:31,466
后转的阿里阿杜

3548
02:34:31,666 --> 02:34:32,666
谢谢谢谢

3549
02:34:32,866 --> 02:34:33,899
拜拜拜拜

3550
02:34:33,900 --> 02:34:34,700
本生

3551
02:34:34,966 --> 02:34:36,733
鸡米花要15这么贵的吧

3552
02:34:36,733 --> 02:34:38,833
如果换成家园的话三刀

3553
02:34:38,833 --> 02:34:41,333
三刀能买六块六块鸡块吧

3554
02:34:41,333 --> 02:34:42,433
差不多差不多

3555
02:34:42,766 --> 02:34:44,233
差不多的差不多

3556
02:34:44,700 --> 02:34:48,500
还能加吗一一一还能还能加加什么

3557
02:34:48,500 --> 02:34:50,566
还有苹果派和甜甜圈

3558
02:34:50,933 --> 02:34:53,433
其他的好像没有什么东西了

3559
02:34:53,666 --> 02:34:55,133
还有那个

3560
02:34:55,766 --> 02:34:57,733
特别经典的杯麦克

3561
02:34:57,733 --> 02:35:00,099
大概也就这样我也没别的了呀

3562
02:35:00,233 --> 02:35:02,933
麦当劳还有什么没了哈哈哈

3563
02:35:03,766 --> 02:35:04,933
太频繁了

3564
02:35:04,933 --> 02:35:07,966
对不起太频繁了物质物质太频繁了

3565
02:35:07,966 --> 02:35:09,766
没东西啊这个里面

3566
02:35:11,366 --> 02:35:12,766
你吃的完吗

3567
02:35:13,266 --> 02:35:14,366
可以明天早上吃

3568
02:35:14,366 --> 02:35:16,366
我一般点麦当劳的话都是

3569
02:35:16,433 --> 02:35:17,933
点一个那个套餐

3570
02:35:17,933 --> 02:35:19,033
再点一个汉堡

3571
02:35:19,033 --> 02:35:20,333
这样就能吃两天

3572
02:35:22,066 --> 02:35:23,133
可以吃两顿

3573
02:35:23,133 --> 02:35:26,933
呃大概能维持18个小时的热量啊

3574
02:35:28,966 --> 02:35:32,499
麦当劳只吃1+11+1真的是完美的套餐

3575
02:35:32,533 --> 02:35:34,466
你你买一个汉堡

3576
02:35:35,866 --> 02:35:37,233
再买一个派啊

3577
02:35:37,233 --> 02:35:39,333
再买一个什么再买一个那个

3578
02:35:39,333 --> 02:35:41,466
我记得1+1可以选一个叫什么脆皮

3579
02:35:41,466 --> 02:35:42,866
脆皮腿的一个东西吧

3580
02:35:42,866 --> 02:35:45,633
是不是可以选那个再再买一个喝的

3581
02:35:45,700 --> 02:35:47,766
就特别特别完美你知道吧

3582
02:35:48,133 --> 02:35:50,166
一个超级完美的套餐

3583
02:35:50,433 --> 02:35:52,166
1+1涨价了你们吃

3584
02:35:52,166 --> 02:35:53,466
那个汉堡王

3585
02:35:53,466 --> 02:35:56,133
汉堡王不是出了一个跟1+1差不多的吗

3586
02:35:56,133 --> 02:35:57,533
两边随心配的

3587
02:35:57,533 --> 02:35:59,266
但是汉堡王比那个便宜

3588
02:35:59,300 --> 02:36:00,633
可以吃汉堡王呢

3589
02:36:08,166 --> 02:36:09,833
评价是不如黄焖鸡

3590
02:36:09,833 --> 02:36:12,566
这边吃不到特别正的黄焖鸡米饭

3591
02:36:13,833 --> 02:36:17,033
这边很少能吃到特别正的黄焖鸡米饭

3592
02:36:17,033 --> 02:36:19,333
的感觉比国内就差了那么一点

3593
02:36:19,333 --> 02:36:20,533
就得要那种

3594
02:36:22,233 --> 02:36:24,533
有点擦不干净的那个桌子啊

3595
02:36:24,533 --> 02:36:25,833
再加上呃

3596
02:36:25,833 --> 02:36:26,766
台子边上

3597
02:36:26,766 --> 02:36:29,366
摆着几个你可以加的什么辣椒啊

3598
02:36:29,366 --> 02:36:32,533
什么醋啊酱油啊之类的调料罐啊

3599
02:36:32,533 --> 02:36:35,366
凳子的话是那种没有靠背的那种

3600
02:36:35,366 --> 02:36:37,333
凳子就必须得要这种气氛

3601
02:36:37,333 --> 02:36:39,233
你吃黄焖鸡才是最香的

3602
02:36:39,466 --> 02:36:41,233
如果窗明起静

3603
02:36:41,233 --> 02:36:42,299
特别高大上

3604
02:36:42,300 --> 02:36:44,033
像那个情侣约会餐厅一样

3605
02:36:44,033 --> 02:36:44,833
像西餐厅一样

3606
02:36:44,833 --> 02:36:46,766
吃黄焖鸡将没有任何意义

3607
02:36:48,066 --> 02:36:48,966
有东北菜

3608
02:36:48,966 --> 02:36:51,133
我就是东北人我为什么不做呢

3609
02:36:51,333 --> 02:36:54,566
这个醒目留言跟公开处刑一样哭了

3610
02:36:54,566 --> 02:36:55,766
哪有

3611
02:36:55,866 --> 02:36:57,066
哪有哪有

3612
02:36:57,066 --> 02:36:58,233
哈哈哈

3613
02:36:58,233 --> 02:36:59,866
过去了过去了没有了

3614
02:36:59,866 --> 02:37:01,766
没有大排档塑料洞是吧

3615
02:37:01,766 --> 02:37:05,099
不塑料洞不吃不塑料洞不香不好吃

3616
02:37:08,266 --> 02:37:09,866
学校里没有汉堡王

3617
02:37:09,866 --> 02:37:10,766
学校里面的话

3618
02:37:10,766 --> 02:37:12,699
一般是不是都开麦当劳啊

3619
02:37:12,966 --> 02:37:14,299
我记得之前

3620
02:37:14,566 --> 02:37:17,099
呃是不是大学里面一般会开麦当

3621
02:37:17,100 --> 02:37:18,333
劳比较多一点

3622
02:37:19,033 --> 02:37:21,099
KFC好像比较少了

3623
02:37:21,666 --> 02:37:22,466
欢迎金茂

3624
02:37:24,466 --> 02:37:27,133
然后我们今天是1月的最后一天是吧

3625
02:37:27,133 --> 02:37:30,299
2月开始主播会小忙一段时间的

3626
02:37:30,300 --> 02:37:31,100
嗯

3627
02:37:31,566 --> 02:37:33,699
主播会小忙一段时间啊

3628
02:37:33,700 --> 02:37:35,366
到时候可能每天加班

3629
02:37:35,366 --> 02:37:37,233
就会弄一个上限的时间

3630
02:37:37,233 --> 02:37:40,066
这就播个两三个小时吧

3631
02:37:40,133 --> 02:37:43,366
呃场数的话也会砍成稳定的一场

3632
02:37:44,700 --> 02:37:46,500
请假的话会提前发

3633
02:37:46,666 --> 02:37:49,966
因为进了2月之后就会有一些事情了

3634
02:37:52,633 --> 02:37:53,966
是喜欢中餐

3635
02:37:53,966 --> 02:37:56,366
肯定啊我也是吃中餐多一点

3636
02:37:56,366 --> 02:37:57,833
自己做啊点外卖啊

3637
02:37:57,833 --> 02:37:58,733
之类的

3638
02:37:59,633 --> 02:38:01,033
如果奖励自己的话

3639
02:38:01,033 --> 02:38:02,733
那肯定是吃亚洲菜啊

3640
02:38:02,733 --> 02:38:04,499
我不太喜欢吃西餐

3641
02:38:04,500 --> 02:38:05,300
的

3642
02:38:05,566 --> 02:38:06,866
意思是今天多给主播

3643
02:38:06,866 --> 02:38:08,066
不不不不是不是

3644
02:38:08,066 --> 02:38:09,499
真真不是真不是今天

3645
02:38:09,500 --> 02:38:10,866
今天已经已经可以了

3646
02:38:10,866 --> 02:38:11,699
已经很多了

3647
02:38:11,700 --> 02:38:13,500
再往下主播要没活了

3648
02:38:13,500 --> 02:38:15,533
主播要躺在这打滚了主播主播

3649
02:38:15,533 --> 02:38:17,033
主播已经要没活了

3650
02:38:17,166 --> 02:38:18,233
哈哈哈

3651
02:38:18,233 --> 02:38:19,899
今天今天时间很完美啊

3652
02:38:19,900 --> 02:38:22,533
主播要上星期跑路了我真不想

3653
02:38:22,700 --> 02:38:24,900
真不想上星期跑路

3654
02:38:24,900 --> 02:38:28,966
哎真真这不是我愿意的我不想

3655
02:38:30,300 --> 02:38:31,333
哎呀

3656
02:38:32,066 --> 02:38:34,933
要是有的选择我也希望

3657
02:38:35,466 --> 02:38:38,166
我都已经什么大学毕业的年纪

3658
02:38:38,166 --> 02:38:40,033
然后我再来遇到大家

3659
02:38:40,033 --> 02:38:42,366
做一个全职的虚拟主播

3660
02:38:43,166 --> 02:38:46,066
这样不会两边这么为难啊是吧

3661
02:38:46,066 --> 02:38:48,233
想看打滚求求了

3662
02:38:49,733 --> 02:38:53,033
怎么有这么奇怪的要求啊

3663
02:38:53,500 --> 02:38:54,766
哈哈哈

3664
02:38:55,433 --> 02:38:58,099
这下在直播间里面打滚啊

3665
02:38:59,866 --> 02:39:01,066
没活了啦

3666
02:39:01,100 --> 02:39:04,366
好急好急好急好急好急

3667
02:39:04,366 --> 02:39:07,099
跟在直播间里打滚了啊

3668
02:39:07,433 --> 02:39:09,166
受不了了

3669
02:39:10,066 --> 02:39:10,866
啊

3670
02:39:11,066 --> 02:39:12,699
你非要看这样吗

3671
02:39:12,700 --> 02:39:15,366
非要非要我这样你才满意吗

3672
02:39:17,333 --> 02:39:20,366
你们快打滚不然我加班了我滚完了

3673
02:39:20,466 --> 02:39:21,766
可以了吧

3674
02:39:21,933 --> 02:39:24,233
咋的苍蝇你才是苍蝇

3675
02:39:25,133 --> 02:39:27,299
可以了已经可以了

3676
02:39:27,333 --> 02:39:28,133
哦

3677
02:39:29,500 --> 02:39:30,366
你你

3678
02:39:32,433 --> 02:39:34,433
有趣的在直播间里爬行

3679
02:39:34,566 --> 02:39:36,733
阴暗的在直播间里面蠕动

3680
02:39:36,733 --> 02:39:37,666
哈哈哈

3681
02:39:37,666 --> 02:39:39,099
哪来的苍蝇

3682
02:39:39,533 --> 02:39:40,333
滚

3683
02:39:40,700 --> 02:39:42,033
这什么牛顿力学

3684
02:39:42,033 --> 02:39:44,733
裙子你可以把铃铛舔猫猫了吗

3685
02:39:44,733 --> 02:39:47,099
柳州说让我把铃铛摘下来

3686
02:39:47,166 --> 02:39:48,499
柳州跟主播打赌

3687
02:39:48,500 --> 02:39:50,766
主播要是能把铃铛摘下来

3688
02:39:50,833 --> 02:39:52,499
就要向主播道歉

3689
02:39:52,700 --> 02:39:56,266
跟转发到18个群聊里给主播狠狠引流

3690
02:39:56,666 --> 02:39:59,099
主播明天就把铃铛摘下来等着

3691
02:39:59,633 --> 02:40:00,933
等着给我等着

3692
02:40:00,933 --> 02:40:01,733
嗯

3693
02:40:01,900 --> 02:40:04,466
以前一直以为主播的身体像梦妍那样

3694
02:40:04,466 --> 02:40:05,266
只有半截

3695
02:40:05,266 --> 02:40:07,699
是吧只有半截啊

3696
02:40:12,033 --> 02:40:14,666
吉吉公主纸飞猫

3697
02:40:14,766 --> 02:40:15,566
正经

3698
02:40:16,900 --> 02:40:17,700
哈

3699
02:40:17,900 --> 02:40:20,100
走不要等我旁边

3700
02:40:20,233 --> 02:40:24,033
天再黑地再坠说我不会崩溃

3701
02:40:24,066 --> 02:40:32,866
别说了哦哦no NO NO你要要要说什么

3702
02:40:33,066 --> 02:40:36,933
你你你笑我变变变变大魔头

3703
02:40:37,166 --> 02:40:43,699
我的眼睛小心呼吸不是你的甜心

3704
02:40:44,166 --> 02:40:48,166
我的世界就算你要走进还有一

3705
02:40:49,133 --> 02:40:51,033
你们怎么喜欢看女生

3706
02:40:51,500 --> 02:40:52,533
这样的表情

3707
02:40:52,533 --> 02:40:53,833
怎么怎么就喜欢这样

3708
02:40:59,133 --> 02:41:00,566
为什么喜欢这种表情

3709
02:41:00,566 --> 02:41:01,933
虽然我也觉得挺可爱的

3710
02:41:01,933 --> 02:41:04,033
但是好像笑起来更好看

3711
02:41:04,433 --> 02:41:06,699
吃瓜吗怎么又有瓜呀

3712
02:41:06,700 --> 02:41:08,133
你不是瓜的生产者

3713
02:41:08,133 --> 02:41:09,366
你只是瓜的搬运工

3714
02:41:09,366 --> 02:41:11,033
你怎么天天有瓜啊

3715
02:41:11,333 --> 02:41:12,766
欢迎胸口拔刀真俊

3716
02:41:12,766 --> 02:41:15,566
有最新最潮的剑3瓜不感兴趣

3717
02:41:16,733 --> 02:41:19,833
这山太多了今天有太多瓜了

3718
02:41:19,833 --> 02:41:21,933
没意思不好玩

3719
02:41:22,566 --> 02:41:25,299
瑞士卷放冰箱里忘记了

3720
02:41:26,533 --> 02:41:28,433
甜的不能代替咸的

3721
02:41:28,433 --> 02:41:31,333
就算有瑞士卷也得那什么啊

3722
02:41:31,533 --> 02:41:32,666
也得也得

3723
02:41:32,966 --> 02:41:34,433
也得吃饭的

3724
02:41:34,433 --> 02:41:37,266
因为我家里现在还有之前买的蛋糕呢

3725
02:41:37,500 --> 02:41:39,866
但是你饿的时候你就不想吃甜的

3726
02:41:39,866 --> 02:41:41,099
我就是这样

3727
02:41:41,900 --> 02:41:43,700
必须得整点咸的吃

3728
02:41:46,233 --> 02:41:50,466
啊谢谢1337的灯牌感谢支持啊

3729
02:41:50,533 --> 02:41:51,699
谢谢谢谢

3730
02:41:54,966 --> 02:41:55,866
主播主播

3731
02:41:55,866 --> 02:41:58,299
是不是还挺有机会冲一下

3732
02:41:58,300 --> 02:41:59,633
900粉丝团的呀

3733
02:41:59,633 --> 02:42:01,366
好久没有这么多人了

3734
02:42:02,766 --> 02:42:04,433
豆腐脑吃咸的还是甜的

3735
02:42:04,433 --> 02:42:08,233
我吃咸的得加辣椒油加香菜的那种

3736
02:42:08,333 --> 02:42:09,899
豆腐脑应该加辣

3737
02:42:10,166 --> 02:42:10,966
嗯嗯

3738
02:42:11,166 --> 02:42:11,966
thank you

3739
02:42:18,866 --> 02:42:21,133
豆腐脑到底是跟什么样的

3740
02:42:21,300 --> 02:42:22,500
早餐配的哈

3741
02:42:23,300 --> 02:42:25,366
油条是跟豆浆的

3742
02:42:25,366 --> 02:42:27,499
牛奶跟面包那豆腐脑呢

3743
02:42:27,500 --> 02:42:29,733
豆腐脑单喝好像有点喝不饱哎

3744
02:42:30,100 --> 02:42:31,766
跟什么跟烧饼吗

3745
02:42:33,033 --> 02:42:33,866
加香菜

3746
02:42:33,866 --> 02:42:34,899
当然了

3747
02:42:35,700 --> 02:42:37,900
什么切割什么加

3748
02:42:38,033 --> 02:42:40,766
加辣椒有正确的肯定得大饼

3749
02:42:40,866 --> 02:42:44,633
大饼不是跟什么熏肉啊之类的吗

3750
02:42:44,866 --> 02:42:45,299
吃肉

3751
02:42:45,300 --> 02:42:47,366
鸡蛋我是不是可能去早餐洗脑

3752
02:42:47,366 --> 02:42:48,466
哈哈哈

3753
02:42:48,900 --> 02:42:53,033
小童给我加班加点做模型的时候切割

3754
02:42:53,066 --> 02:42:55,933
随便你随便你嗯

3755
02:42:57,533 --> 02:43:03,299
越过绵绵的高山越过无尽的沧海

3756
02:43:03,300 --> 02:43:08,766
如果期待依然在总是春暖到花开

3757
02:43:09,166 --> 02:43:14,566
请你轻轻留下来让梦卷走这尘埃

3758
02:43:14,766 --> 02:43:20,466
香飘在书厢之外奏响美丽的天籁

3759
02:43:21,666 --> 02:43:22,866
咸豆浆

3760
02:43:23,233 --> 02:43:24,666
谁喝咸豆浆

3761
02:43:25,300 --> 02:43:26,700
咸豆浆啥味啊

3762
02:43:26,700 --> 02:43:27,633
我喝豆浆

3763
02:43:27,633 --> 02:43:29,266
要是500毫升的豆浆

3764
02:43:29,266 --> 02:43:31,933
我得加两大勺糖我才觉得好喝

3765
02:43:32,700 --> 02:43:33,500
咸豆浆

3766
02:43:33,700 --> 02:43:34,500
啊

3767
02:43:36,300 --> 02:43:37,100
嗯

3768
02:43:45,433 --> 02:43:47,066
这辈子还没喝过这东西

3769
02:43:47,066 --> 02:43:49,333
在我心里面跟豆汁的杀伤力有点

3770
02:43:49,366 --> 02:43:50,433
接近呢

3771
02:43:50,966 --> 02:43:52,933
我吃甜的加甜菜饼

3772
02:43:52,933 --> 02:43:54,699
甜菜饼又是什么东西啊

3773
02:43:55,300 --> 02:44:01,433
咸豆浆是豆浆加酱油虾米紫菜和榨菜

3774
02:44:03,666 --> 02:44:05,499
我还以为是加盐的

3775
02:44:05,766 --> 02:44:07,833
我回来了欢迎回来正正

3776
02:44:08,166 --> 02:44:08,966
啊

3777
02:44:09,466 --> 02:44:10,466
加酱油

3778
02:44:12,500 --> 02:44:15,300
这这玩意是当什么喝当汤喝吗

3779
02:44:15,533 --> 02:44:17,066
是当汤喝吗

3780
02:44:18,133 --> 02:44:18,933
嗯

3781
02:44:20,266 --> 02:44:21,099
听起来

3782
02:44:22,066 --> 02:44:24,966
我想象不了我不知道我没喝过

3783
02:44:33,833 --> 02:44:36,466
千山万水永不寂寞

3784
02:44:36,633 --> 02:44:41,566
你来过年华被传说百里杜鹃不凋落

3785
02:44:43,100 --> 02:44:45,166
山连着山外山

3786
02:44:45,300 --> 02:44:47,833
月光洒下了向谁谈

3787
02:44:48,433 --> 02:44:52,366
和馄饨汤一个作用我很难接受这种

3788
02:44:52,933 --> 02:44:55,033
液体的豆制品加盐

3789
02:44:55,033 --> 02:44:55,833
啊

3790
02:44:56,066 --> 02:44:57,099
很奇怪呀

3791
02:44:57,100 --> 02:44:58,433
还有多久下班

3792
02:44:58,433 --> 02:45:00,033
让我来看一下我

3793
02:45:00,266 --> 02:45:02,299
主播说要下班的时候

3794
02:45:02,300 --> 02:45:04,733
连一分钟内收到了3个

3795
02:45:04,733 --> 02:45:06,299
见长然后

3796
02:45:06,833 --> 02:45:09,433
现在的话应该还有15分钟对

3797
02:45:09,466 --> 02:45:11,699
不知道吃啥点个韭菜盒子

3798
02:45:14,733 --> 02:45:15,266
主播

3799
02:45:15,266 --> 02:45:18,499
以为沈老师是一个非常勤俭持家的人

3800
02:45:18,500 --> 02:45:20,766
是他在直播间里面说

3801
02:45:20,766 --> 02:45:23,666
已经半个月没有接到牛郎的这个单

3802
02:45:23,666 --> 02:45:26,299
子了只能吃韭菜盒子

3803
02:45:26,333 --> 02:45:28,566
因为韭菜盒子比较便宜

3804
02:45:28,666 --> 02:45:31,466
只要10块一个啊

3805
02:45:31,566 --> 02:45:32,133
这个时候

3806
02:45:32,133 --> 02:45:33,533
是我第一次在直播间

3807
02:45:33,533 --> 02:45:35,233
注意到这个人的弹幕

3808
02:45:35,233 --> 02:45:37,899
我心想他真的好节约啊

3809
02:45:37,966 --> 02:45:39,133
但是在后面呢

3810
02:45:39,133 --> 02:45:40,233
知道他是一个

3811
02:45:40,466 --> 02:45:43,433
海底捞吃了海底捞会把锅丢掉的人啊

3812
02:45:43,433 --> 02:45:46,466
我觉得什么人都是有有人设的

3813
02:45:46,466 --> 02:45:47,133
你知道吧

3814
02:45:47,133 --> 02:45:49,299
这个节约这个这个

3815
02:45:49,366 --> 02:45:51,366
这两个字从此在我心里面

3816
02:45:51,666 --> 02:45:54,133
跟跟沈沈一老师就已经

3817
02:45:54,300 --> 02:45:55,866
相聚甚远你知道吧

3818
02:45:55,866 --> 02:45:56,666
嗯

3819
02:45:58,266 --> 02:45:59,833
你已经下班了

3820
02:45:59,833 --> 02:46:02,566
我直接一个题读还是我比较爱你

3821
02:46:03,833 --> 02:46:04,366
哎

3822
02:46:04,366 --> 02:46:05,699
怎么这样啊

3823
02:46:05,700 --> 02:46:07,633
海底捞为啥要吃锅

3824
02:46:10,166 --> 02:46:12,866
没有举个举个不恰当的例子

3825
02:46:12,866 --> 02:46:15,499
快盘我要看我喜欢的up主的视频

3826
02:46:15,700 --> 02:46:17,900
我昨天为了给你们加班

3827
02:46:17,900 --> 02:46:21,366
我最喜欢的蕾扣喽的视频我都没有看

3828
02:46:21,366 --> 02:46:23,333
我都不知道他发视频了

3829
02:46:23,433 --> 02:46:24,666
我今天才发现了

3830
02:46:24,666 --> 02:46:26,899
我朋友说哈哈新视频真好笑

3831
02:46:26,933 --> 02:46:28,266
我说什么有新视频

3832
02:46:28,266 --> 02:46:29,233
我朋友说你在干嘛

3833
02:46:29,233 --> 02:46:30,266
你不是都都

3834
02:46:30,300 --> 02:46:32,233
每次他一发半个小时你就看吗

3835
02:46:32,233 --> 02:46:34,066
我说不行昨天我加班了

3836
02:46:34,066 --> 02:46:36,533
加完班就倒在床上直接晕过去了

3837
02:46:36,533 --> 02:46:38,566
我不知道发生了什么

3838
02:46:39,433 --> 02:46:41,633
我朋友说好可怜呐

3839
02:46:41,833 --> 02:46:43,699
海底捞为啥要吃锅

3840
02:46:44,233 --> 02:46:46,899
我一般点这种我都会那什么都会

3841
02:46:46,900 --> 02:46:49,500
把锅留着下次再用一下你知道吧

3842
02:46:50,066 --> 02:46:51,299
沈老师缘分啊

3843
02:46:51,300 --> 02:46:53,733
网名和我真名谐音你别把自己开了

3844
02:46:53,733 --> 02:46:54,933
文坤你干嘛

3845
02:46:57,733 --> 02:46:58,066
哎

3846
02:46:58,066 --> 02:47:00,699
神意搞不好也是他的真名啊

3847
02:47:00,700 --> 02:47:01,966
我不知道叫什么

3848
02:47:01,966 --> 02:47:04,866
但是他可能他真的叫神意啊啊

3849
02:47:05,066 --> 02:47:06,966
差点因为主播开河了

3850
02:47:06,966 --> 02:47:08,733
我怎么没开你

3851
02:47:10,566 --> 02:47:12,166
怎么没开你

3852
02:47:12,466 --> 02:47:16,133
好可怜呢怎么还在加班不是他是什么

3853
02:47:16,133 --> 02:47:17,766
他是点海底捞的外卖

3854
02:47:17,766 --> 02:47:18,566
然后

3855
02:47:18,566 --> 02:47:21,699
煮完了之后把那个外卖外卖买的锅

3856
02:47:21,700 --> 02:47:23,866
然后直接直接噶掉

3857
02:47:24,866 --> 02:47:26,333
您就是沈毅老师

3858
02:47:26,333 --> 02:47:28,833
您就是您就是那个那个谁是吧

3859
02:47:28,900 --> 02:47:31,300
在微博上面天天评价的

3860
02:47:35,500 --> 02:47:37,566
那个锅我也丢了呃

3861
02:47:37,566 --> 02:47:39,499
你们都会直接丢掉的吗

3862
02:47:39,500 --> 02:47:41,233
都不刷一下对不对

3863
02:47:43,366 --> 02:47:45,066
留着没啥用啊

3864
02:47:45,700 --> 02:47:46,500
嗯

3865
02:47:48,033 --> 02:47:48,933
真的吗

3866
02:47:48,933 --> 02:47:50,299
你知道我家里面现在

3867
02:47:50,300 --> 02:47:52,466
最老的一个东西是什么吗

3868
02:47:57,300 --> 02:47:59,066
之前点火锅外卖的时候

3869
02:47:59,066 --> 02:48:00,566
店家送了我一个锅

3870
02:48:00,566 --> 02:48:03,666
我第一次来加拿大的时候他送给我

3871
02:48:05,166 --> 02:48:08,699
然后到现在已经3年过去了

3872
02:48:09,366 --> 02:48:11,066
我还是留着那个锅

3873
02:48:11,133 --> 02:48:13,266
就放在我们家厨房里面

3874
02:48:15,066 --> 02:48:16,033
哎可能我有一

3875
02:48:16,033 --> 02:48:18,899
点囤积物品的这个收集控吧

3876
02:48:18,900 --> 02:48:21,433
就这种看起来还能再用一次的东西

3877
02:48:21,433 --> 02:48:22,433
你知道吧

3878
02:48:22,766 --> 02:48:23,833
是我

3879
02:48:24,633 --> 02:48:25,866
我不是东西

3880
02:48:25,900 --> 02:48:28,700
什么我问的是我家最老的东西

3881
02:48:28,700 --> 02:48:30,433
不是我不是东西啊

3882
02:48:33,133 --> 02:48:35,066
不对这话好像不是这么说

3883
02:48:35,766 --> 02:48:37,666
我我我

3884
02:48:41,433 --> 02:48:42,933
我不是个东西

3885
02:48:42,933 --> 02:48:44,099
我是个人

3886
02:48:44,300 --> 02:48:45,133
我是个人

3887
02:48:45,133 --> 02:48:46,299
我是只猫

3888
02:48:47,966 --> 02:48:50,433
啊我受不了老东西

3889
02:48:50,766 --> 02:48:52,833
老东西早该把我禁闭了

3890
02:48:52,833 --> 02:48:53,766
老东西

3891
02:48:55,433 --> 02:48:56,533
对不起对不起

3892
02:48:56,566 --> 02:48:58,566
感觉是不是都很奇怪

3893
02:48:58,566 --> 02:48:59,366
对不起

3894
02:49:00,966 --> 02:49:01,766
啊

3895
02:49:03,266 --> 02:49:04,533
我心里对你

3896
02:49:04,633 --> 02:49:06,433
的想念是啊

3897
02:49:06,433 --> 02:49:07,633
可以拿来砸东西啊

3898
02:49:07,633 --> 02:49:11,066
有一些就是消耗品比较那啥的

3899
02:49:11,066 --> 02:49:12,966
哈哈哈我的锅

3900
02:49:15,133 --> 02:49:17,299
知道主播不是个东西

3901
02:49:17,300 --> 02:49:20,966
不用再强调的我是人啊我是人啊

3902
02:49:24,233 --> 02:49:27,533
越相处越感觉i love you

3903
02:49:27,666 --> 02:49:32,699
随着习惯想独家拥有有你的快乐

3904
02:49:33,466 --> 02:49:35,866
一起欢笑一起疯

3905
02:49:36,233 --> 02:49:39,366
越相处越感觉i love you

3906
02:49:39,933 --> 02:49:43,233
每分每秒陪伴你的苦乐

3907
02:49:45,066 --> 02:49:47,066
不知不觉我爱上了他

3908
02:49:47,066 --> 02:49:50,833
想方法去表达勇气你在哪

3909
02:49:50,933 --> 02:49:53,133
那么多路人甲

3910
02:49:53,300 --> 02:49:56,833
阻挡不了我对你爱的想法

3911
02:49:57,566 --> 02:49:58,733
唱歌演示一下

3912
02:49:58,733 --> 02:49:59,699
尴尬呀

3913
02:50:00,500 --> 02:50:04,100
听听东北话不是叫你们发弹幕吗

3914
02:50:04,100 --> 02:50:05,633
天天叫你们发弹幕

3915
02:50:06,300 --> 02:50:07,100
嗯

3916
02:50:07,133 --> 02:50:09,499
主播是不是真的要直播吃夜宵了

3917
02:50:09,500 --> 02:50:10,933
我看看吧

3918
02:50:11,033 --> 02:50:12,233
看看到没到啊

3919
02:50:12,233 --> 02:50:14,866
他要到了的话可以直播吃的

3920
02:50:17,066 --> 02:50:21,099
他还没他他要什么11:40才送来给我

3921
02:50:21,500 --> 02:50:25,333
但是我们还有20分钟不到就要下播了

3922
02:50:25,333 --> 02:50:27,866
所以我应该可以下播之后吃啊

3923
02:50:27,900 --> 02:50:30,333
到11:40才会给我嗯

3924
02:50:32,666 --> 02:50:33,166
吃饭了

3925
02:50:33,166 --> 02:50:33,866
我先走了

3926
02:50:33,866 --> 02:50:35,833
拜拜喵拜拜喵

3927
02:50:39,033 --> 02:50:41,299
就这样一直走

3928
02:50:41,300 --> 02:50:44,766
我这一生走的每一个冬夏

3929
02:50:47,033 --> 02:50:48,966
睡觉前吃饭不怕胖吗

3930
02:50:48,966 --> 02:50:51,066
我一天一般吃一到两顿了

3931
02:50:51,066 --> 02:50:53,566
一顿的话10个饺子左右的量

3932
02:50:53,566 --> 02:50:55,533
那顿是比较比较那啥的

3933
02:50:55,666 --> 02:50:56,633
然后吃完之后

3934
02:50:56,633 --> 02:50:58,733
大概还会再醒个两个小时

3935
02:50:59,366 --> 02:51:00,899
我什么时候才有歌会和游戏会

3936
02:51:00,900 --> 02:51:01,933
最近有恐怖游戏

3937
02:51:01,933 --> 02:51:03,333
最近有恐怖游戏呢

3938
02:51:04,733 --> 02:51:07,066
没事有吃饭名会点加班的

3939
02:51:07,066 --> 02:51:08,899
不然主播大概率不吃饭

3940
02:51:08,900 --> 02:51:10,133
哈哈哈

3941
02:51:11,766 --> 02:51:14,333
加班加的多的话就吃的

3942
02:51:14,333 --> 02:51:15,733
吃的可能会多一点啊

3943
02:51:15,733 --> 02:51:17,333
毕竟也算是一种

3944
02:51:17,866 --> 02:51:20,266
也算是一种劳动吧你知道吧

3945
02:51:20,366 --> 02:51:22,833
这也太少了我一顿吃你一天的量

3946
02:51:23,366 --> 02:51:24,833
呃确实吃的不多

3947
02:51:24,833 --> 02:51:26,899
因为我身体代谢比较慢

3948
02:51:27,166 --> 02:51:28,266
嗯假如说

3949
02:51:28,266 --> 02:51:30,466
你稍微吃点正常食量的东西的话

3950
02:51:30,466 --> 02:51:31,966
就会就会

3951
02:51:32,633 --> 02:51:33,433
就会胖

3952
02:51:35,366 --> 02:51:38,366
晚上还播吗给我加油条

3953
02:51:38,700 --> 02:51:39,500
呜

3954
02:51:39,933 --> 02:51:41,499
晚上应该不播了

3955
02:51:41,500 --> 02:51:44,066
晚上是我们这边早上我一般会有事情

3956
02:51:44,066 --> 02:51:45,433
就是去上课啊

3957
02:51:45,900 --> 02:51:48,733
的我会在任何时候为我开

3958
02:51:48,733 --> 02:51:50,733
是好是坏该不该

3959
02:51:50,733 --> 02:51:52,433
还没来的不想猜

3960
02:51:52,433 --> 02:51:54,899
有谁能真的看得清楚

3961
02:51:56,066 --> 02:51:58,499
要怎么组未来的拼图

3962
02:51:59,900 --> 02:52:01,133
之前就是

3963
02:52:01,300 --> 02:52:01,733
呃

3964
02:52:01,733 --> 02:52:04,966
我上高中的时候还是有点圆圆的小猫

3965
02:52:04,966 --> 02:52:06,499
啊后面呃

3966
02:52:06,500 --> 02:52:08,366
刚刚考试结束的时候

3967
02:52:08,366 --> 02:52:09,933
因为没什么事情吗

3968
02:52:09,933 --> 02:52:11,766
就高考结束不知道大家都干了什么

3969
02:52:11,766 --> 02:52:14,166
我是在家里面躺着天天当二次元

3970
02:52:14,833 --> 02:52:17,666
所以没有什么没有什么事情做

3971
02:52:17,966 --> 02:52:20,566
就天天在家里面躺着当二次元

3972
02:52:22,466 --> 02:52:23,099
啊

3973
02:52:23,100 --> 02:52:24,433
那个时候发现

3974
02:52:24,500 --> 02:52:26,366
因为体能没什么消耗吗

3975
02:52:26,366 --> 02:52:28,099
也不太动弹也不太饿

3976
02:52:28,133 --> 02:52:30,033
然后就瘦的超级快

3977
02:52:30,133 --> 02:52:30,933
嗯

3978
02:52:31,766 --> 02:52:34,866
后面感觉瘦的超级快之后就这样

3979
02:52:34,866 --> 02:52:37,133
这样有点节食减肥的意思

3980
02:52:37,766 --> 02:52:40,566
虽然挺有用的但是

3981
02:52:41,666 --> 02:52:43,966
搞的那段时间搞的身体就是

3982
02:52:44,133 --> 02:52:47,233
呃代谢特别低已经养成那个习惯了

3983
02:52:47,233 --> 02:52:48,166
是这样的

3984
02:52:49,533 --> 02:52:50,699
上课的时间

3985
02:52:50,700 --> 02:52:52,700
跟我几乎完美冲突了

3986
02:52:52,833 --> 02:52:55,299
什么时候啊我一般的话呃

3987
02:52:56,533 --> 02:52:58,566
我播的时间要么就是早上

3988
02:52:58,566 --> 02:52:59,766
要么就是晚上

3989
02:52:59,766 --> 02:53:02,866
我这边的晚上和你这边的晚上

3990
02:53:02,900 --> 02:53:04,166
都都有可能啊

3991
02:53:04,633 --> 02:53:06,733
不太动加上不吃饭吧

3992
02:53:07,966 --> 02:53:09,033
主要是不吃饭

3993
02:53:09,766 --> 02:53:10,566
嗯

3994
02:53:10,666 --> 02:53:12,499
没有这个热量受住啊

3995
02:53:12,500 --> 02:53:14,966
你就消耗多少热量都是有缺口的

3996
02:53:15,233 --> 02:53:16,299
但是你要吃饭的话

3997
02:53:16,300 --> 02:53:17,833
你就得去加大运动量吗

3998
02:53:17,833 --> 02:53:19,933
你吃好的你就得运动好多

3999
02:53:21,100 --> 02:53:21,900
比起

4000
02:53:21,966 --> 02:53:25,566
吃好的开心一会我宁愿不动哈哈哈

4001
02:53:26,466 --> 02:53:27,566
欢迎见谅

4002
02:53:27,900 --> 02:53:28,933
在这当下

4003
02:53:30,133 --> 02:53:33,366
吃的少大脑没能量所以不聪明啊

4004
02:53:33,533 --> 02:53:34,333
嗯

4005
02:53:34,766 --> 02:53:37,633
主播应该试试咸豆浆加油条和大饼

4006
02:53:37,633 --> 02:53:39,033
这样会放弃甜豆浆不行

4007
02:53:39,033 --> 02:53:40,166
甜豆浆最强

4008
02:53:40,300 --> 02:53:41,566
甜豆浆最强

4009
02:53:44,266 --> 02:53:47,299
不会在任何时候为我开

4010
02:53:47,366 --> 02:53:50,533
是好是坏该不该还没来的不想猜

4011
02:53:50,533 --> 02:53:54,366
有谁能真的看得清楚哪里是归宿

4012
02:53:54,366 --> 02:53:57,966
要怎么组未来的拼图先走好每一步

4013
02:53:57,966 --> 02:53:59,033
不知道该

4014
02:53:59,033 --> 02:54:01,966
不会在任何时候为我开

4015
02:54:02,100 --> 02:54:03,966
是好是坏该不该还

4016
02:54:04,033 --> 02:54:05,333
没来的不想猜

4017
02:54:05,333 --> 02:54:07,866
有谁能真的看得清楚

4018
02:54:08,933 --> 02:54:11,366
要怎么做未来的拼图

4019
02:54:14,300 --> 02:54:15,566
甜豆浆是饮料

4020
02:54:15,566 --> 02:54:16,533
不是饭

4021
02:54:16,833 --> 02:54:21,066
不行我不接受我不接受我不行

4022
02:54:21,700 --> 02:54:23,166
我接受不了

4023
02:54:24,633 --> 02:54:25,499
妈

4024
02:54:27,366 --> 02:54:29,333
言简意该妈

4025
02:54:30,700 --> 02:54:32,066
行行行

4026
02:54:32,466 --> 02:54:35,033
我可能嘴馋了会整一杯甜豆浆

4027
02:54:35,033 --> 02:54:36,433
但绝对不会喝咸豆浆

4028
02:54:36,433 --> 02:54:38,533
那你饿了会喝咸豆浆是吧

4029
02:54:39,033 --> 02:54:40,299
甜豆浆是饮料

4030
02:54:40,300 --> 02:54:41,500
咸豆浆才是唯一

4031
02:54:41,500 --> 02:54:43,866
神我接受不了不行不行不行

4032
02:54:43,900 --> 02:54:44,700
不可以

4033
02:54:48,266 --> 02:54:50,966
等我回国再试吧这边这个东西

4034
02:54:51,133 --> 02:54:52,433
你要是初见

4035
02:54:52,666 --> 02:54:56,233
一种中国的食物是在外国初见的

4036
02:55:02,966 --> 02:55:04,333
我神魂颠倒

4037
02:55:04,900 --> 02:55:07,066
我的心在放鞭炮

4038
02:55:07,066 --> 02:55:09,433
我的丘比特在尖叫

4039
02:55:09,633 --> 02:55:14,266
猛猛的爆发因为你的到来神魂颠倒

4040
02:55:14,266 --> 02:55:18,566
迷恋的你神魂颠倒是你踩碎我的解

4041
02:55:18,666 --> 02:55:19,466
药

4042
02:55:19,500 --> 02:55:20,500
没关系

4043
02:55:21,233 --> 02:55:22,033
哼

4044
02:55:22,133 --> 02:55:22,933
那对不起

4045
02:55:24,366 --> 02:55:25,166
喂

4046
02:55:26,433 --> 02:55:27,833
主播上街喊爹

4047
02:55:27,833 --> 02:55:31,099
进群见着喊主播吗其乐融融啊这就是

4048
02:55:32,300 --> 02:55:34,466
男人左宗棠是真难吃

4049
02:55:34,566 --> 02:55:37,566
左宗棠是这么难吃是人吃的东西不

4050
02:55:40,333 --> 02:55:41,899
咸豆浆真好吃

4051
02:55:41,900 --> 02:55:44,533
放酿造酱油的什么东古吗

4052
02:55:44,533 --> 02:55:46,366
酿造酱油有一个牌子很好吃啊

4053
02:55:46,366 --> 02:55:47,433
东古啊东古

4054
02:55:47,433 --> 02:55:48,933
东古酱油很好吃

4055
02:55:50,133 --> 02:55:52,299
没有老师的咸豆浆给我一种

4056
02:55:52,300 --> 02:55:56,500
这是咸豆花但是没没结块错就什么

4057
02:55:56,633 --> 02:55:58,499
主播注意身喷嚏

4058
02:55:58,500 --> 02:56:01,233
多喝冷水多打喷嚏

4059
02:56:01,633 --> 02:56:02,466
哎停

4060
02:56:07,333 --> 02:56:09,133
好美丽的祝福啊

4061
02:56:09,700 --> 02:56:11,466
好善良的人啊

4062
02:56:12,266 --> 02:56:14,899
世上还是好人多啊

4063
02:56:14,900 --> 02:56:15,933
哈

4064
02:56:16,066 --> 02:56:16,733
哈

4065
02:56:16,733 --> 02:56:20,299
好温暖啊感觉一种发自内心的力量啊

4066
02:56:20,466 --> 02:56:23,066
这个手臂不自觉的挥舞起来

4067
02:56:23,466 --> 02:56:25,633
想要为你喝彩了

4068
02:56:25,633 --> 02:56:26,566
吃我一拳

4069
02:56:26,566 --> 02:56:27,366
喝

4070
02:56:30,233 --> 02:56:31,033
受不了

4071
02:56:32,500 --> 02:56:33,766
哈哈

4072
02:56:34,166 --> 02:56:35,966
世上还是好人多啊

4073
02:56:38,300 --> 02:56:39,833
真的没关系

4074
02:56:41,166 --> 02:56:43,333
我喜欢颠倒

4075
02:56:43,933 --> 02:56:45,566
在放鞭炮

4076
02:56:46,433 --> 02:56:48,066
侧在尖叫

4077
02:56:49,366 --> 02:56:52,699
因为你的到来神魂颠倒

4078
02:56:55,066 --> 02:56:57,499
是你踩碎我的解药

4079
02:57:06,466 --> 02:57:09,666
你说我比大笨钟还笨要怎么比

4080
02:57:09,666 --> 02:57:12,933
嘲笑我太安静钟至少还有声音

4081
02:57:13,266 --> 02:57:16,266
要我离开我早就打包好游戏里

4082
02:57:16,466 --> 02:57:19,633
喝了这杯咖啡我却做答应你

4083
02:57:19,866 --> 02:57:23,033
过了这么久你还没还我第一滴

4084
02:57:23,166 --> 02:57:26,433
再不答应我我就不打算追回你

4085
02:57:27,500 --> 02:57:28,700
这什么歌我忘了

4086
02:57:28,700 --> 02:57:29,733
哈哈哈

4087
02:57:29,900 --> 02:57:30,700
谢谢

4088
02:57:30,833 --> 02:57:34,466
仿生猫老大的心动盲盒的爱心抱枕

4089
02:57:34,900 --> 02:57:36,966
谢谢感谢支持

4090
02:57:37,866 --> 02:57:39,333
碰到你啊皮卡丘

4091
02:57:40,566 --> 02:57:43,299
根本应该是照着咸豆花的配置来复刻

4092
02:57:43,300 --> 02:57:45,900
不是咸豆花起码有固体的东西啊

4093
02:57:45,933 --> 02:57:49,033
但咸豆浆是液体喝的跟吃的不一样

4094
02:57:49,066 --> 02:57:50,699
小钻小钻小钻

4095
02:57:54,166 --> 02:57:56,099
点歌朝我大块念吧

4096
02:57:56,100 --> 02:57:56,566
不行

4097
02:57:56,566 --> 02:57:59,266
不听这种不听这首歌不行不行不行

4098
02:57:59,266 --> 02:58:00,066
不行

4099
02:58:02,566 --> 02:58:03,366
嗯

4100
02:58:04,500 --> 02:58:06,666
待会有啥不喜欢吃的干果吗

4101
02:58:06,666 --> 02:58:09,266
我不喜欢吃没有味的瓜子

4102
02:58:09,500 --> 02:58:12,366
不是说过年如果亲戚在你家拜年

4103
02:58:12,366 --> 02:58:13,933
你不想让他待久了

4104
02:58:14,266 --> 02:58:15,166
你就给他

4105
02:58:15,300 --> 02:58:16,333
前面的果盘

4106
02:58:16,333 --> 02:58:18,933
上面上一些石榴之类的水果

4107
02:58:18,933 --> 02:58:19,999
干果的那个盘

4108
02:58:20,100 --> 02:58:23,366
玩呢上一些没有味道的瓜子呃

4109
02:58:26,933 --> 02:58:30,199
这样的话就就很容易把他逼走啊

4110
02:58:30,200 --> 02:58:31,166
把他逼退

4111
02:58:31,166 --> 02:58:31,866
哈哈

4112
02:58:31,866 --> 02:58:34,066
狠狠的逼退你的防备

4113
02:58:34,066 --> 02:58:37,966
呃不知香妃子香妃猫是吧香妃猫

4114
02:58:39,366 --> 02:58:39,999
怎么还在

4115
02:58:40,000 --> 02:58:43,066
我还在加班呢我还有10分钟下播了

4116
02:58:43,366 --> 02:58:45,699
谢谢老头子捏的这个好耶

4117
02:58:46,466 --> 02:58:48,733
点歌麒麟还听麒麟啊

4118
02:58:48,733 --> 02:58:51,299
饕餮都没听呢饕餮都没听呢

4119
02:58:54,933 --> 02:58:58,333
下班了可不又加班咋的不过要结束了

4120
02:58:58,366 --> 02:58:59,766
你要要结束了

4121
02:58:59,766 --> 02:59:01,399
你别急

4122
02:59:02,066 --> 02:59:02,899
别急

4123
02:59:04,100 --> 02:59:07,700
走向世界尽头

4124
02:59:07,800 --> 02:59:11,333
季节更迭枯木凋朽

4125
02:59:11,900 --> 02:59:16,866
所有人都已经远走

4126
02:59:18,133 --> 02:59:21,133
谁把同鸣的哀愁来寄书

4127
02:59:21,333 --> 02:59:24,366
寄寄在这落后的祈求

4128
02:59:25,733 --> 02:59:27,299
2:40再走好吗

4129
02:59:27,300 --> 02:59:28,366
不要不要

4130
02:59:33,666 --> 02:59:36,766
谢谢老头子捏的信用卡和王坤的小花

4131
02:59:36,766 --> 02:59:37,766
感谢支持

4132
02:59:38,966 --> 02:59:41,199
南京南北

4133
02:59:41,900 --> 02:59:46,166
为你关灯诀别干杯

4134
02:59:46,166 --> 02:59:49,333
或许我只是一个傀儡

4135
02:59:49,500 --> 02:59:53,300
还必然结局谦卑泼落泪

4136
02:59:53,300 --> 02:59:55,200
街灯投下的光芒

4137
02:59:55,200 --> 02:59:57,066
映射着今夜的惆怅

4138
02:59:57,166 --> 02:59:59,933
问目光灼热的寒醒在梦醒时分

4139
02:59:59,933 --> 03:00:02,533
又刻刻画旧的天窗

4140
03:00:02,533 --> 03:00:04,399
挡不住月洒下的光滑

4141
03:00:04,400 --> 03:00:06,166
视线渐渐地模糊

4142
03:00:06,166 --> 03:00:10,933
雨落风声夹杂着花香飘荡

4143
03:00:11,300 --> 03:00:17,100
徘徊在千秋深夜的风中我

4144
03:00:17,100 --> 03:00:18,733
说的是240件

4145
03:00:18,733 --> 03:00:20,766
今天还能240吗

4146
03:00:21,200 --> 03:00:25,500
238的话我留一下感觉还挺有希望的

4147
03:00:25,566 --> 03:00:28,099
到237的话就卡在这里了

4148
03:00:28,600 --> 03:00:30,366
上不去下不来你知道吧

4149
03:00:30,500 --> 03:00:34,100
往上吧240是一个什么新的篇章

4150
03:00:34,100 --> 03:00:37,400
往下呢 230又超过了太多啊

4151
03:00:37,466 --> 03:00:40,566
比那个什么看看看不起这个晚期啊

4152
03:00:40,566 --> 03:00:44,099
但是又够不上这个健康人的标准

4153
03:00:44,100 --> 03:00:45,333
就卡在这里了

4154
03:00:45,800 --> 03:00:46,766
你我先

4155
03:00:46,933 --> 03:00:47,733
别

4156
03:00:47,800 --> 03:00:48,600
时光

4157
03:00:48,600 --> 03:00:51,066
撕裂星空的宇

4158
03:00:52,266 --> 03:00:53,066
宙

4159
03:00:53,866 --> 03:00:54,699
欢迎任教

4160
03:00:54,700 --> 03:00:55,933
欢迎人生小麋鹿

4161
03:00:55,933 --> 03:00:57,966
欢迎淘天中午好

4162
03:00:59,533 --> 03:01:03,533
恩仇在风雨之中徘徊

4163
03:01:03,533 --> 03:01:05,266
抑制畅饮的依赖

4164
03:01:05,400 --> 03:01:09,000
摇晃之前已醒来遥望天地苍白

4165
03:01:09,000 --> 03:01:12,733
没有心情的自控纯净的赏心悦目

4166
03:01:12,733 --> 03:01:16,566
终将结束的爱早早消失了倦怠

4167
03:01:18,100 --> 03:01:20,066
真能充到300吗

4168
03:01:20,133 --> 03:01:21,766
还剩10天

4169
03:01:22,266 --> 03:01:25,966
10天要充300的话一天得有6个新舰长呢

4170
03:01:26,666 --> 03:01:28,366
这个舰长回馈能改地址吗

4171
03:01:28,366 --> 03:01:29,266
对了我跟大家说一下

4172
03:01:29,266 --> 03:01:31,299
这个舰长回馈写完了之后

4173
03:01:31,500 --> 03:01:33,366
就没有办法修改了

4174
03:01:33,566 --> 03:01:35,866
或到到时候会按照这个回馈

4175
03:01:35,866 --> 03:01:37,599
的那个功能去发货呢

4176
03:01:39,400 --> 03:01:41,333
所以大家一定不要乱谢啊

4177
03:01:41,333 --> 03:01:44,266
嗯大家一定一定一定一定不要乱谢

4178
03:01:44,266 --> 03:01:46,099
答应我答应我喵

4179
03:01:48,366 --> 03:01:48,666
okay

4180
03:01:48,666 --> 03:01:50,466
加追加追加点吧

4181
03:01:50,466 --> 03:01:52,499
我这本来是250份了

4182
03:01:52,500 --> 03:01:54,966
都快发完了再追加点啊

4183
03:01:55,800 --> 03:01:56,866
追加多少

4184
03:01:56,866 --> 03:02:00,999
现在是63的追加337

4185
03:02:01,066 --> 03:02:02,566
添个数上去

4186
03:02:08,966 --> 03:02:13,199
1月22号到今天新增了170个大航海耶

4187
03:02:13,200 --> 03:02:15,200
真的很感谢大家

4188
03:02:15,500 --> 03:02:17,666
我就看那个大航海周报

4189
03:02:17,700 --> 03:02:19,133
我一看啊

4190
03:02:19,333 --> 03:02:23,099
上周上传人数140人给我吓了一大跳

4191
03:02:24,466 --> 03:02:26,366
太谢谢大家了

4192
03:02:34,300 --> 03:02:36,500
这个3月份左右就能都发出去了

4193
03:02:36,500 --> 03:02:38,866
因为这次是找了同一个厂家来生产的

4194
03:02:38,866 --> 03:02:40,399
第一次是这种方法呢

4195
03:02:40,966 --> 03:02:42,933
无所谓我会让小哥转运

4196
03:02:42,933 --> 03:02:43,733
好嘞

4197
03:02:44,400 --> 03:02:46,466
去就通往银河系

4198
03:02:48,866 --> 03:02:51,399
给你一瓶魔法药水

4199
03:02:51,866 --> 03:02:55,966
我们一起去太空旅行

4200
03:02:56,766 --> 03:02:59,766
宇宙的有趣

4201
03:03:00,066 --> 03:03:01,966
我才不在意

4202
03:03:02,733 --> 03:03:03,933
上个月掉大件

4203
03:03:03,933 --> 03:03:06,266
那得先有起才有落嘛

4204
03:03:06,266 --> 03:03:08,866
那有落说明之前辉煌过

4205
03:03:09,066 --> 03:03:12,799
如果给你选择人生去辉煌

4206
03:03:12,866 --> 03:03:14,133
辉煌一天啊

4207
03:03:14,133 --> 03:03:15,599
全世界所有人都知道

4208
03:03:15,600 --> 03:03:18,666
还是一直在不顺利里面过20年

4209
03:03:18,666 --> 03:03:20,999
你会怎么选呢对吧

4210
03:03:21,700 --> 03:03:22,566
听不清

4211
03:03:22,900 --> 03:03:25,600
礼物不礼物都无所谓就等这句话呢

4212
03:03:25,600 --> 03:03:28,566
沈沈沈老师谢谢你谢谢你谢谢你啊

4213
03:03:28,566 --> 03:03:30,766
就想就想狠狠放弃礼物了

4214
03:03:30,766 --> 03:03:32,199
就等这句话呢

4215
03:03:33,066 --> 03:03:36,066
好多的阿里嘎多给主播给主播

4216
03:03:36,766 --> 03:03:37,533
哎

4217
03:03:37,533 --> 03:03:40,099
给主播省了好多园子好开心呀

4218
03:03:41,866 --> 03:03:43,366
先起了再说嘛

4219
03:03:43,366 --> 03:03:44,299
对落不落

4220
03:03:44,300 --> 03:03:45,800
落不是一定落啊

4221
03:03:45,800 --> 03:03:48,100
但是你要是不起的话是一定没有落

4222
03:03:51,900 --> 03:03:54,600
给你一瓶魔法药水

4223
03:03:54,933 --> 03:03:56,399
我们一

4224
03:03:56,466 --> 03:03:58,966
起去太空旅行

4225
03:03:59,900 --> 03:04:00,933
宇宙

4226
03:04:00,966 --> 03:04:04,999
的勇气我才不在意

4227
03:04:05,000 --> 03:04:06,933
我说给你找个折磨的东西

4228
03:04:06,933 --> 03:04:08,799
什么是折磨的东西啊

4229
03:04:09,800 --> 03:04:10,700
你是说

4230
03:04:11,333 --> 03:04:12,866
主播能送我手册

4231
03:04:12,866 --> 03:04:14,266
手册是什么啊

4232
03:04:14,700 --> 03:04:15,666
手册是什么

4233
03:04:15,666 --> 03:04:18,899
听起来好像那个什么战令啊之类的

4234
03:04:18,900 --> 03:04:21,500
这直播间氛围真的好像有点抽象

4235
03:04:21,766 --> 03:04:23,066
现在还不是最抽象的

4236
03:04:23,066 --> 03:04:24,799
我这两天收了一下

4237
03:04:24,800 --> 03:04:26,166
这两天新人多

4238
03:04:26,166 --> 03:04:28,499
或者我拷打你一整场

4239
03:04:29,266 --> 03:04:29,799
你拉倒吧

4240
03:04:29,800 --> 03:04:32,600
你拷打我一整场我就当没看到你好吧

4241
03:04:33,300 --> 03:04:36,100
你这样这样伤害自己干嘛呀能不能

4242
03:04:36,100 --> 03:04:39,100
能不能那什么对认知处的自己好一点

4243
03:04:39,533 --> 03:04:40,099
今天

4244
03:04:40,100 --> 03:04:42,566
今天我这人拷打我一整场

4245
03:04:42,566 --> 03:04:43,499
明天认知

4246
03:04:43,500 --> 03:04:46,100
认知出神意在这边吊小镇出怎么办啊

4247
03:04:46,100 --> 03:04:47,933
我操就自己好一点

4248
03:04:48,100 --> 03:04:48,900
嗯

4249
03:04:49,200 --> 03:04:50,400
再提高点

4250
03:04:50,400 --> 03:04:53,100
别呀别吧不好不好

4251
03:04:53,766 --> 03:04:55,699
不管多有多蠢

4252
03:04:55,700 --> 03:04:57,566
多蠢都没关系

4253
03:04:58,000 --> 03:05:02,166
我的魔法只对你偏心

4254
03:05:02,800 --> 03:05:04,966
我偏心

4255
03:05:06,700 --> 03:05:09,400
这是这是怎么唱出来的这一句歌啊

4256
03:05:09,400 --> 03:05:10,533
跑跑调了吗

4257
03:05:10,733 --> 03:05:13,266
跑调了吗好听吗难听吗

4258
03:05:13,400 --> 03:05:15,600
我怎么一开口是这个声音啊

4259
03:05:15,700 --> 03:05:16,533
哈哈哈

4260
03:05:16,533 --> 03:05:18,166
哎有点不太不太那什

4261
03:05:18,166 --> 03:05:20,733
么有点不太适应啊有点不太适应

4262
03:05:20,733 --> 03:05:21,899
怎么要抽象的

4263
03:05:21,900 --> 03:05:22,900
那也行吧

4264
03:05:23,500 --> 03:05:24,300
那行吧行吧

4265
03:05:24,300 --> 03:05:26,600
你们都要都要真的也可以吧

4266
03:05:39,266 --> 03:05:43,299
啊我的饭到了正好唱完电棍下播了

4267
03:05:43,933 --> 03:05:46,099
整点恶俗的滚吧你可

4268
03:05:47,166 --> 03:05:49,099
想让主播给你拉黑名单里面去

4269
03:05:49,100 --> 03:05:50,333
整点恶俗的

4270
03:05:50,400 --> 03:05:51,700
我可不会跟你客气啊

4271
03:05:51,700 --> 03:05:52,500
我跟你说

4272
03:05:52,500 --> 03:05:56,466
的勇气我才不在意

4273
03:05:56,466 --> 03:06:01,766
我期待的是今天躲在异乡城里

4274
03:06:01,900 --> 03:06:03,766
永远对着呼吸

4275
03:06:03,766 --> 03:06:07,299
有魔法给的勇气

4276
03:06:08,100 --> 03:06:09,333
网络乞丐呀

4277
03:06:09,333 --> 03:06:10,199
你是认真的吗

4278
03:06:10,200 --> 03:06:12,100
哥们你是来整活的还是来

4279
03:06:12,333 --> 03:06:15,766
还是来还是来还是来网络乞丐的呀

4280
03:06:18,100 --> 03:06:19,333
啊看实力是吧

4281
03:06:19,333 --> 03:06:21,199
立个见长看看实力

4282
03:06:22,066 --> 03:06:24,666
整点不太抽象的吧来

4283
03:06:24,666 --> 03:06:27,199
你们好久没听主播唱电棍了

4284
03:06:34,000 --> 03:06:36,600
送你本族谱可以吗你给我滚吧你赶紧

4285
03:06:44,700 --> 03:06:46,666
看点看点这怎么这么大呀

4286
03:06:46,666 --> 03:06:49,866
这这这主播主播主播这这这

4287
03:06:50,100 --> 03:06:53,333
这谷歌这谷歌有点有点一览无遗啊

4288
03:06:53,333 --> 03:06:56,333
这都是搜索了些什么就收藏了些什么

4289
03:06:56,466 --> 03:06:57,899
怎么这么一览无遗啊

4290
03:06:57,900 --> 03:06:59,966
看着怎么这么清楚啊我操

4291
03:06:59,966 --> 03:07:01,099
这画质一上来

4292
03:07:01,100 --> 03:07:03,300
怎么我自己看着都这么清楚

4293
03:07:03,300 --> 03:07:04,300
我受不了

4294
03:07:04,300 --> 03:07:05,100
sorry i didn't catch your name earlier

4295
03:07:07,400 --> 03:07:09,900
整点整点整点抽象的

4296
03:07:10,300 --> 03:07:12,166
整点抽象的放在这吧

4297
03:07:12,700 --> 03:07:14,533
我知道你们都不太想看

4298
03:07:14,700 --> 03:07:16,966
但是我好久没走

4299
03:07:17,533 --> 03:07:20,199
自我意思什么什么什么

4300
03:07:20,333 --> 03:07:24,266
我还以为你要开我呢我还寻思哈哈哈

4301
03:07:24,300 --> 03:07:26,266
我寻思你要开我呢

4302
03:07:30,766 --> 03:07:32,999
什么时候把离表中单学会了

4303
03:07:33,000 --> 03:07:34,700
什么时候什么时候审审

4304
03:07:34,700 --> 03:07:36,733
1愚公把主播点的歌学会

4305
03:07:36,733 --> 03:07:38,699
主播学离表中单去

4306
03:07:40,966 --> 03:07:42,766
主播不会吹唢呐

4307
03:07:43,066 --> 03:07:45,133
没法把你送走

4308
03:07:45,666 --> 03:07:48,399
你去快手上小哥给你们放

4309
03:07:48,933 --> 03:07:56,199
嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟

4310
03:08:00,666 --> 03:08:03,466
深情一碰就是只贪美或多嘴多刺红

4311
03:08:03,466 --> 03:08:05,566
耳边开口说话不回

4312
03:08:05,866 --> 03:08:07,799
七七七七二90

4313
03:08:07,800 --> 03:08:11,333
七七七七29六六来回游荡

4314
03:08:11,333 --> 03:08:13,066
输了充电攻防不住去

4315
03:08:13,066 --> 03:08:15,299
妈妈叫我还在吟唱七七

4316
03:08:17,333 --> 03:08:18,733
七七七七七七

4317
03:08:20,200 --> 03:08:22,100
双脚捉背吧求你拿垮

4318
03:08:22,100 --> 03:08:24,533
上路别约他怎么去呀

4319
03:08:24,533 --> 03:08:27,533
开打开打开打开打k

4320
03:08:27,533 --> 03:08:29,599
歌里任意去说哪啊

4321
03:08:30,200 --> 03:08:32,400
白云黄鸡蛋不说的话

4322
03:08:32,600 --> 03:08:34,666
该让我怎么解释回答

4323
03:08:34,966 --> 03:08:38,366
火花思想不知道变化

4324
03:08:38,366 --> 03:08:42,933
钢筋斗力不算太穷太杠叽叽叽叽叽

4325
03:08:43,066 --> 03:08:47,733
大爷迷失方向刷鼻三郎叽叽叽叽叽

4326
03:08:47,933 --> 03:08:52,599
这就快要呛吧来不及唱叽叽叽叽叽

4327
03:08:53,333 --> 03:08:56,566
伪装恶灵全身碰撞

4328
03:08:56,700 --> 03:08:57,666
哦灵灵灵

4329
03:09:00,666 --> 03:09:02,966
人走人间晴空中闪烁的金光

4330
03:09:02,966 --> 03:09:07,199
到处之夜也许是为我惆怅而起的

4331
03:09:07,200 --> 03:09:09,100
而我的叽叽叽叽

4332
03:09:10,300 --> 03:09:12,600
王子反复地抢退在华丽中伤

4333
03:09:12,600 --> 03:09:15,266
穿梭龙吟巨首好奇模样

4334
03:09:19,800 --> 03:09:22,466
就算大抵抗最终破防

4335
03:09:23,333 --> 03:09:26,899
只准播放不平凡各自荒唐

4336
03:09:26,900 --> 03:09:29,566
结局总是黯然收场

4337
03:09:30,266 --> 03:09:32,399
直播摆单曲多了时光

4338
03:09:32,600 --> 03:09:34,733
看刻华模样不懂形象

4339
03:09:36,166 --> 03:09:38,299
预言把你我送走

4340
03:09:38,600 --> 03:09:42,966
单枪飞线天赋绝对专注叽叽叽叽叽

4341
03:09:43,166 --> 03:09:47,766
学习台风三怒盘起入土叽叽叽叽叽

4342
03:09:48,533 --> 03:09:52,199
大幕石头把我激怒叽叽叽叽

4343
03:09:52,566 --> 03:09:57,333
机下注而立是赢取属我力

4344
03:09:59,133 --> 03:10:04,366
要在嘴硬的说上不去下不来的操作

4345
03:10:05,266 --> 03:10:08,066
哒哒哒哒哒哒哒

4346
03:10:10,333 --> 03:10:12,766
你是白衣并没有错

4347
03:10:12,766 --> 03:10:16,866
还转弯着说是我过就是我的过

4348
03:10:16,966 --> 03:10:19,866
招率天色色的穷太刚

4349
03:10:19,866 --> 03:10:21,466
叽叽叽叽叽

4350
03:10:21,533 --> 03:10:26,166
大爷迷失方向双臂三郎叽叽叽叽叽

4351
03:10:26,966 --> 03:10:30,999
话要呛吧来不及唱叽叽叽叽叽

4352
03:10:31,700 --> 03:10:36,200
为成20478方204

4353
03:10:36,466 --> 03:10:40,599
想兑现贫富绝对专注叽叽叽叽叽

4354
03:10:41,066 --> 03:10:45,066
学习白风三牛半斤入土叽叽叽叽叽

4355
03:10:45,700 --> 03:10:48,866
小心宣布时刻把我记录叽

4356
03:10:48,866 --> 03:10:50,199
叽叽叽叽

4357
03:10:51,366 --> 03:10:54,266
前途而立曲线观光

4358
03:10:56,000 --> 03:10:56,800
这个

4359
03:10:58,066 --> 03:10:59,666
我是会这么读的

4360
03:11:00,300 --> 03:11:01,766
他本来是奥

4361
03:11:01,966 --> 03:11:03,066
奥印是吧

4362
03:11:03,066 --> 03:11:04,299
但是我会读奥利

4363
03:11:05,000 --> 03:11:05,800
就是连读

4364
03:11:05,800 --> 03:11:08,700
连读的话我是把它读成奥利的对

4365
03:11:08,766 --> 03:11:11,266
奥印奥奥印这样子

4366
03:11:11,333 --> 03:11:12,666
上街还能加班吗

4367
03:11:12,666 --> 03:11:13,699
还可以再续

4368
03:11:13,766 --> 03:11:16,299
你不会要续我的唱动物园时间吧

4369
03:11:16,300 --> 03:11:17,866
正常我们唱完这首歌

4370
03:11:17,900 --> 03:11:20,133
之后就应该就应该戒烟了

4371
03:11:20,133 --> 03:11:21,166
你现在要续

4372
03:11:21,200 --> 03:11:23,266
你续的是什么时间啊

4373
03:11:24,366 --> 03:11:25,999
子离你要去的是什么时间

4374
03:11:26,000 --> 03:11:29,700
你不会要去唱这种歌的时间吧儿子

4375
03:11:31,133 --> 03:11:31,999
每次连读啊

4376
03:11:32,000 --> 03:11:33,866
对啊我我你们可能注意到了

4377
03:11:33,866 --> 03:11:35,666
确实主播一读都是奥利

4378
03:11:36,733 --> 03:11:39,166
冲冲冲刺奥利

4379
03:11:39,333 --> 03:11:41,466
对啊主播准备改后天的文案

4380
03:11:41,466 --> 03:11:42,666
后天是疯狂限制

4381
03:11:42,666 --> 03:11:43,466
欢迎金宝

4382
03:11:43,466 --> 03:11:44,366
欢迎回来

4383
03:11:45,200 --> 03:11:46,900
嗯下车了吗

4384
03:11:47,100 --> 03:11:48,866
去动物园一小时连唱

4385
03:11:48,866 --> 03:11:50,466
你要我唱一个小时我真唱不出来

4386
03:11:50,466 --> 03:11:51,766
我最多只能唱30首

4387
03:11:51,766 --> 03:11:53,099
之前妹妹

4388
03:11:53,100 --> 03:11:55,366
一首歌一个至尊盲盒这么点的时候

4389
03:11:55,366 --> 03:11:55,966
我已经

4390
03:11:55,966 --> 03:11:57,933
我已经把我会唱的基本都唱给他了

4391
03:11:57,933 --> 03:11:58,733
你知道吧

4392
03:12:00,100 --> 03:12:01,766
怎么进来就电棍呢

4393
03:12:01,766 --> 03:12:04,533
看到这张b脸一下走出不去了是吧

4394
03:12:04,533 --> 03:12:06,299
帮我一个朋友问的可以啊

4395
03:12:06,300 --> 03:12:08,166
新点的话OK没问题

4396
03:12:10,266 --> 03:12:11,299
主播光头

4397
03:12:11,300 --> 03:12:12,300
主播要说

4398
03:12:12,366 --> 03:12:15,299
做不会自己切片的v应该滚出v圈

4399
03:12:15,300 --> 03:12:18,900
主播从出道开始猪会自己切片的呀

4400
03:12:19,333 --> 03:12:21,133
可是主播从出道开始就会

4401
03:12:21,133 --> 03:12:22,199
就会自己切啊

4402
03:12:22,200 --> 03:12:24,666
这个滚就不包括我啊

4403
03:12:24,966 --> 03:12:27,799
我超谢谢玄双的剑爪

4404
03:12:28,133 --> 03:12:29,866
呼的你啊零二度

4405
03:12:30,066 --> 03:12:33,766
太破费了感谢支持谢谢喵

4406
03:12:36,066 --> 03:12:37,933
one two three four

4407
03:12:38,133 --> 03:12:41,766
忘记了姓名的请跟我来

4408
03:12:41,766 --> 03:12:45,699
现在让战役向白云崇拜

4409
03:12:45,700 --> 03:12:49,333
放下了包涵的请跟我来

4410
03:12:49,466 --> 03:12:53,499
传开去建立个伟大的时代

4411
03:12:54,166 --> 03:12:55,533
你属于哪一个年代

4412
03:12:55,533 --> 03:12:56,533
一个酒还是

4413
03:12:56,600 --> 03:12:58,566
外世代看看怎么跟你做

4414
03:12:58,566 --> 03:12:59,499
就算就是不做的

4415
03:12:59,500 --> 03:13:01,466
如果找不到那那也那么好

4416
03:13:01,733 --> 03:13:05,199
让我来说这是什么样的风

4417
03:13:05,500 --> 03:13:06,933
日出的叫小风

4418
03:13:07,133 --> 03:13:08,733
中国赛的是巅峰

4419
03:13:08,733 --> 03:13:10,499
我记不住这个地方你试试

4420
03:13:11,466 --> 03:13:12,366
穿的不像是个外

4421
03:13:12,366 --> 03:13:14,699
哈哈对再穿个裤

4422
03:13:17,100 --> 03:13:18,566
偷偷的开直播

4423
03:13:19,133 --> 03:13:20,133
吃方便面神经

4424
03:13:22,066 --> 03:13:23,999
但是可以放弃黑色诱惑

4425
03:13:24,133 --> 03:13:27,366
忘了通天派拉快想起来

4426
03:13:27,800 --> 03:13:31,333
小重力邀请他一定来

4427
03:13:31,766 --> 03:13:35,599
与其分享动态不如一起期待

4428
03:13:35,600 --> 03:13:37,500
快乐会传染

4429
03:13:37,533 --> 03:13:43,066
请你猜哦哦上的留恋的都跟我来

4430
03:13:43,200 --> 03:13:46,966
现在让天气对王气崇拜

4431
03:13:46,966 --> 03:13:50,566
开心不开心的都跟我来

4432
03:13:51,000 --> 03:13:54,966
善良的最色彩给我土里来

4433
03:13:55,266 --> 03:13:57,499
哒哒哒哒哒哒

4434
03:13:58,133 --> 03:13:59,366
你们不觉得这个

4435
03:13:59,366 --> 03:14:01,199
主播唱正版的快乐崇拜

4436
03:14:01,200 --> 03:14:02,766
其实我是唱不上去的

4437
03:14:02,866 --> 03:14:05,099
我唱正版的快乐崇拜我不会唱

4438
03:14:05,166 --> 03:14:08,866
就那那个啊怎么还有这样这样上剑的

4439
03:14:09,166 --> 03:14:10,333
我绷不住了

4440
03:14:10,566 --> 03:14:14,266
谢谢神双的剑爪谢谢是一只羊的剑爪

4441
03:14:14,300 --> 03:14:16,700
轰动你阿里卡多啊

4442
03:14:16,700 --> 03:14:19,066
这怎么还有续这种时间的

4443
03:14:19,866 --> 03:14:20,533
你们的

4444
03:14:20,533 --> 03:14:22,599
你们的审美好的

4445
03:14:22,600 --> 03:14:25,200
你感谢的是谢谢喵

4446
03:14:25,866 --> 03:14:29,866
这下真239了真要240件才下了

4447
03:14:31,566 --> 03:14:35,899
这下真真吸到动物园了谢谢谢谢谢谢

4448
03:14:36,266 --> 03:14:37,999
感谢支持啊

4449
03:14:39,400 --> 03:14:41,166
好的你爱你该走

4450
03:14:42,466 --> 03:14:44,133
主播再去学点别的吧

4451
03:14:44,133 --> 03:14:45,533
感觉主播主播

4452
03:14:45,700 --> 03:14:46,066
主播

4453
03:14:46,066 --> 03:14:48,999
这些歌翻来覆去的在这边唱有点有点

4454
03:14:49,000 --> 03:14:51,066
唱的太多次了

4455
03:14:51,133 --> 03:14:52,799
落落位置加班还有多久

4456
03:14:52,800 --> 03:14:54,400
还有15分钟嘞

4457
03:14:56,200 --> 03:14:57,000
哇

4458
03:15:00,066 --> 03:15:01,133
啊呜哈哈

4459
03:15:09,900 --> 03:15:11,500
么么哒米诺

4460
03:15:12,733 --> 03:15:17,299
呦呦这这感觉就像一楼的战狼

4461
03:15:17,300 --> 03:15:20,133
还有这里火火腌了几个菜

4462
03:15:20,333 --> 03:15:22,366
就是你说露露大于知

4463
03:15:22,466 --> 03:15:25,266
我常是个赤裸错错

4464
03:15:25,300 --> 03:15:26,400
真的霍霍

4465
03:15:26,600 --> 03:15:29,600
是谁在唱歌阿弥陀自信

4466
03:15:29,600 --> 03:15:31,700
他的剑魔啊哈

4467
03:15:31,866 --> 03:15:33,733
来自199美学

4468
03:15:33,733 --> 03:15:34,066
啊

4469
03:15:34,066 --> 03:15:36,199
q雷索怎么说

4470
03:15:36,866 --> 03:15:38,899
在你垃圾段

4471
03:15:38,933 --> 03:15:39,566
位里

4472
03:15:39,566 --> 03:15:41,933
求你别再操作

4473
03:15:42,166 --> 03:15:44,366
6点欢笑没有

4474
03:15:44,400 --> 03:15:46,533
放到垃圾不让说

4475
03:15:51,300 --> 03:15:52,766
我喜欢米诺

4476
03:15:54,266 --> 03:15:55,099
冲冲

4477
03:15:55,366 --> 03:15:58,599
这这感觉就像一朵的战狼

4478
03:15:58,600 --> 03:16:00,133
还有紫泥火火

4479
03:16:00,200 --> 03:16:01,366
也能记得问好

4480
03:16:01,366 --> 03:16:05,199
火是不是我的方向让我不停琢磨

4481
03:16:05,333 --> 03:16:07,799
错错紫泥火火

4482
03:16:08,066 --> 03:16:09,799
什么他没错

4483
03:16:10,466 --> 03:16:12,399
凭什么没错

4484
03:16:13,300 --> 03:16:15,566
感谢牛牛奶的炒作

4485
03:16:15,566 --> 03:16:17,566
嘴巴不怪我

4486
03:16:18,300 --> 03:16:19,966
飞那一片大

4487
03:16:20,866 --> 03:16:22,666
最憨厚的是

4488
03:16:22,766 --> 03:16:25,399
我溜达上了天国

4489
03:16:25,733 --> 03:16:27,966
再也不是我的错

4490
03:16:28,400 --> 03:16:30,300
在你的冰箱

4491
03:16:31,066 --> 03:16:32,866
自由的飞翔

4492
03:16:33,733 --> 03:16:35,599
司马的什么

4493
03:16:36,300 --> 03:16:38,166
上路都不怕

4494
03:16:38,900 --> 03:16:40,700
浩瀚的飘沙

4495
03:16:41,400 --> 03:16:42,966
你在你吗

4496
03:16:43,933 --> 03:16:45,299
完美的

4497
03:16:46,500 --> 03:16:47,933
冲开幻想

4498
03:16:47,933 --> 03:16:51,799
小河东路败只要你用心去感受

4499
03:16:51,800 --> 03:16:53,300
全无状态像个极

4500
03:16:53,400 --> 03:16:54,333
了的镜子

4501
03:16:54,500 --> 03:16:56,600
这击败强强直溜的欧内德

4502
03:16:56,666 --> 03:16:59,466
手一直流的疯天使我就觉得中

4503
03:16:59,466 --> 03:17:00,399
从此冲

4504
03:17:00,733 --> 03:17:01,333
冲到

4505
03:17:01,333 --> 03:17:02,199
哈哈哈

4506
03:17:02,200 --> 03:17:04,566
当我铁粉真正的站在动态里头

4507
03:17:05,966 --> 03:17:07,166
狗头与我相逢

4508
03:17:08,200 --> 03:17:10,166
天下办卡就送

4509
03:17:10,400 --> 03:17:12,366
恰恰1

4510
03:17:13,466 --> 03:17:14,333
可以了可以了

4511
03:17:14,333 --> 03:17:16,766
主播要唱不敢唱的样子有点搞笑

4512
03:17:16,766 --> 03:17:18,266
我怕被直播间被拿下

4513
03:17:18,266 --> 03:17:20,399
我自己平常唱的时候都是唱完的

4514
03:17:20,400 --> 03:17:21,200
哈哈哈

4515
03:17:22,733 --> 03:17:27,133
在你的心上自由的飞翔

4516
03:17:28,100 --> 03:17:32,333
驰马的骏马加油的步伐

4517
03:17:33,000 --> 03:17:37,566
浩瀚的飙升你在带你去装

4518
03:17:38,133 --> 03:17:43,966
完美的裤裆敞开怀想象

4519
03:17:46,400 --> 03:17:50,000
有一些平常不会上上不去的高音的

4520
03:17:50,100 --> 03:17:51,466
下不来的操作

4521
03:17:51,466 --> 03:17:53,566
一到了动物园全都敢唱了

4522
03:17:53,566 --> 03:17:54,399
平常有点

4523
03:17:54,533 --> 03:17:56,499
有点那个什么唱一首水手得了

4524
03:17:56,500 --> 03:17:57,600
可以了可以了

4525
03:17:57,766 --> 03:18:00,466
谢谢闪闪夜空6的粉丝团灯牌呀

4526
03:18:00,533 --> 03:18:02,566
在这种时间给主播上线

4527
03:18:02,566 --> 03:18:03,533
给主播卡牌子

4528
03:18:03,533 --> 03:18:05,566
给主播发弹幕发好好好的

4529
03:18:05,666 --> 03:18:07,533
主播都很怀疑你们的成分啊

4530
03:18:07,533 --> 03:18:08,966
你们的成分去了哪里

4531
03:18:08,966 --> 03:18:10,166
你们成分在什么地方

4532
03:18:10,266 --> 03:18:12,166
总督呢你不是我爹

4533
03:18:12,166 --> 03:18:14,066
你是假的你

4534
03:18:14,066 --> 03:18:16,466
你干嘛这唱动物园要是有总督

4535
03:18:16,466 --> 03:18:17,566
那我真绷不住了

4536
03:18:17,566 --> 03:18:20,533
我应该去跟选购联动玩讹上杀去了

4537
03:18:20,533 --> 03:18:22,566
唱动物园有总督是吧

4538
03:18:22,600 --> 03:18:23,400
哈哈哈

4539
03:18:23,466 --> 03:18:24,733
唱这玩意有总督

4540
03:18:24,733 --> 03:18:26,999
电棍来b站直播都不一定有总督

4541
03:18:27,000 --> 03:18:28,466
我唱电棍的歌我来

4542
03:18:28,466 --> 03:18:30,266
我在b站直播我有总督是吧

4543
03:18:30,266 --> 03:18:32,566
这真皮套狗了我真服了

4544
03:18:32,800 --> 03:18:33,600
哎

4545
03:18:35,200 --> 03:18:36,333
电的水手啊

4546
03:18:54,800 --> 03:18:55,666
啊哈

4547
03:18:57,933 --> 03:18:59,799
只如BB吧

4548
03:18:59,800 --> 03:19:02,000
上路被森林越塔

4549
03:19:02,533 --> 03:19:04,799
像一次没有了

4550
03:19:05,333 --> 03:19:12,099
一支卡专艺我逗你喜欢哪只能会逛

4551
03:19:12,666 --> 03:19:17,099
超级花钱和粉子钱踩在额头上

4552
03:19:17,733 --> 03:19:21,933
总是幻想嘴硬的小子不要再穷太杠

4553
03:19:22,600 --> 03:19:27,000
总是以为离谱的大他也不会再傻傻了

4554
03:19:27,566 --> 03:19:31,999
总是一副弱不禁风孬种的样子

4555
03:19:32,366 --> 03:19:37,766
在受人欺负的时候总是听见他说

4556
03:19:38,133 --> 03:19:41,499
o c gay珠饼奥利奥菲

4557
03:19:41,900 --> 03:19:46,766
大大的快开大嘟嘟欧内得瘦

4558
03:19:46,933 --> 03:19:53,166
他说刘宾吗选选名阿诗啊范冰冰

4559
03:19:53,166 --> 03:20:00,199
不要问为什么哎为什么哎为什么哎

4560
03:20:00,200 --> 03:20:01,700
哎哎哎哎

4561
03:20:04,900 --> 03:20:05,700
哎

4562
03:20:10,133 --> 03:20:10,933
哎

4563
03:20:15,000 --> 03:20:15,800
哎

4564
03:20:21,100 --> 03:20:23,333
浅尝即止浅尝即止

4565
03:20:23,333 --> 03:20:26,133
可可可以了可以可以可以了

4566
03:20:26,766 --> 03:20:28,699
可以了可以了

4567
03:20:28,700 --> 03:20:31,700
哈哈哈哈

4568
03:20:32,166 --> 03:20:35,866
比平时唱歌好听多了放的开哈哈哈

4569
03:20:37,133 --> 03:20:39,133
你不会是卡拉叔教的吧

4570
03:20:39,800 --> 03:20:41,266
主播主播

4571
03:20:41,366 --> 03:20:43,133
我不知道什么是调

4572
03:20:43,166 --> 03:20:45,199
主播主播可不是卡拉叔教的吗

4573
03:20:45,200 --> 03:20:46,300
主播主播

4574
03:20:46,333 --> 03:20:48,266
翻唱卡拉叔老师的狂浪

4575
03:20:48,266 --> 03:20:51,133
那是很很厉害哈哈哈哈哈

4576
03:20:51,700 --> 03:20:52,866
什么时候哈姆联动

4577
03:20:52,866 --> 03:20:54,966
上次哈姆不是带着他的独轮车大军

4578
03:20:54,966 --> 03:20:55,866
来冲我了吗

4579
03:20:55,866 --> 03:20:58,199
然后最后人家都都都都反打了

4580
03:20:58,200 --> 03:21:00,333
都帮我反打DJ棍了其他

4581
03:21:02,333 --> 03:21:04,499
快乐的时光总是结束的这么快

4582
03:21:04,500 --> 03:21:05,666
欢迎陈大啊

4583
03:21:05,666 --> 03:21:06,466
中午好陈大

4584
03:21:06,466 --> 03:21:08,566
哈哈哈可以了可以了

4585
03:21:08,566 --> 03:21:09,799
你们要是想听的话

4586
03:21:09,800 --> 03:21:12,166
我记得这两群全文件里面有一个

4587
03:21:12,166 --> 03:21:12,999
有一个叫做

4588
03:21:13,900 --> 03:21:16,066
嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿

4589
03:21:17,500 --> 03:21:18,733
这一个录音呐

4590
03:21:18,733 --> 03:21:21,866
这个是我唱水手的开头啊如果你们

4591
03:21:21,966 --> 03:21:23,599
你们你们想听的话

4592
03:21:23,600 --> 03:21:25,300
可以可以自己去下载

4593
03:21:26,066 --> 03:21:28,099
你们可以自己去下载啊嗯

4594
03:21:28,100 --> 03:21:30,366
谁这个DJ给我回归生活就是因为你

4595
03:21:30,366 --> 03:21:31,866
哈哈哈

4596
03:21:31,866 --> 03:21:34,366
可不是咋的就是因为我就是因为我呀

4597
03:21:34,366 --> 03:21:37,799
哎呦我吃完了你还没下班我

4598
03:21:39,166 --> 03:21:40,166
还有多久

4599
03:21:40,333 --> 03:21:41,566
我还有十分钟

4600
03:21:41,566 --> 03:21:43,533
我还有十十分钟下班了

4601
03:21:43,566 --> 03:21:44,699
很快的很快的

4602
03:21:44,800 --> 03:21:46,700
播这么久还有又在锁面了

4603
03:21:46,700 --> 03:21:49,100
主播是这种天天锁面的人吗

4604
03:21:49,300 --> 03:21:50,533
主播哪是这种人啊

4605
03:21:50,533 --> 03:21:52,366
主播主播主播在加班

4606
03:21:52,366 --> 03:21:54,166
主播真的把麦当劳拿下来吃了

4607
03:21:54,166 --> 03:21:55,899
麦当劳就放在我家门口10分钟了

4608
03:21:55,900 --> 03:21:56,966
就现在这个温度

4609
03:21:57,000 --> 03:21:59,100
一会就凉了不好吃了就

4610
03:21:59,100 --> 03:22:00,000
哈哈哈

4611
03:22:00,000 --> 03:22:03,366
吃麦当劳都赶不上热乎的什么人呢

4612
03:22:03,366 --> 03:22:06,199
吃麦当劳都没有热乎的饿了

4613
03:22:07,500 --> 03:22:08,600
这就去听

4614
03:22:12,800 --> 03:22:16,600
我们一起去太空旅行

4615
03:22:17,166 --> 03:22:19,766
我不想中间再打断直播了呀

4616
03:22:19,766 --> 03:22:21,133
轻易不想离开这

4617
03:22:21,133 --> 03:22:23,966
个直播台我不想打断啊

4618
03:22:24,333 --> 03:22:25,666
能吃播吗

4619
03:22:25,666 --> 03:22:27,999
啊不不不10分钟坚持完了就结束了

4620
03:22:28,000 --> 03:22:29,500
不直播了不直播了

4621
03:22:29,500 --> 03:22:31,300
只有10分钟了是呀

4622
03:22:31,333 --> 03:22:32,166
是的嘞

4623
03:22:32,933 --> 03:22:33,966
直播吃麦当当

4624
03:22:33,966 --> 03:22:36,366
不不不不呃这个就剩10分钟了

4625
03:22:36,366 --> 03:22:39,699
呃播完播完播完播完撤了撤了

4626
03:22:43,466 --> 03:22:44,366
直播吃

4627
03:22:44,366 --> 03:22:45,166
真的吗

4628
03:22:46,000 --> 03:22:49,133
但是大家不不不不用不用不用加班了

4629
03:22:49,133 --> 03:22:51,133
我饿了我饿了

4630
03:22:52,866 --> 03:22:54,266
下播吃饭去了

4631
03:22:55,666 --> 03:22:56,699
饿了饿了

4632
03:22:56,700 --> 03:22:59,200
不加了真不加了真不加了真不加了

4633
03:22:59,200 --> 03:23:00,000
真不加了

4634
03:23:07,266 --> 03:23:10,066
红酸柠檬水的小花花感谢支持

4635
03:23:10,400 --> 03:23:11,300
我就上不起

4636
03:23:11,300 --> 03:23:12,200
要被切割了

4637
03:23:12,200 --> 03:23:13,600
不是我是真

4638
03:23:13,600 --> 03:23:15,800
哎呦那你们要是想听我吃饭的话

4639
03:23:15,800 --> 03:23:17,200
那我就现在拿下来

4640
03:23:17,200 --> 03:23:19,333
那么真真真想听吗

4641
03:23:19,400 --> 03:23:22,166
想听的扣1不想听的扣2我看看弹幕

4642
03:23:38,500 --> 03:23:39,666
怎么没有人发2呀

4643
03:23:39,666 --> 03:23:40,966
天蝎中午好

4644
03:23:42,933 --> 03:23:44,533
怎么全是1啊

4645
03:23:49,066 --> 03:23:49,933
这不都是1

4646
03:23:50,300 --> 03:23:51,566
那我去拿了

4647
03:23:52,900 --> 03:23:54,066
那我去拿了

4648
03:23:55,366 --> 03:23:56,733
想吃主播抱

4649
03:23:57,666 --> 03:23:59,466
滚滚滚滚

4650
03:23:59,800 --> 03:24:04,400
28949622617098报完了这是多少

4651
03:24:04,400 --> 03:24:07,366
13位数吧差不多差不多差不多啊

4652
03:24:08,500 --> 03:24:14,700
主播主播的证件证件号码是195817

4653
03:24:15,066 --> 03:24:18,133
啊不对1958703906

4654
03:24:18,366 --> 03:24:19,166
哦

4655
03:24:19,300 --> 03:24:22,266
拿啥拿拿那个麦当劳

4656
03:24:22,966 --> 03:24:26,299
我们吃东西吃点饭吃点吃点饭

4657
03:24:26,466 --> 03:24:27,899
by your side

4658
03:24:29,366 --> 03:24:32,366
but now you're here tonight

4659
03:24:32,700 --> 03:24:36,566
you're standing tall and right in front of me

4660
03:24:36,566 --> 03:24:40,966
you are everything that i want to be

4661
03:24:41,400 --> 03:24:45,366
you hold me close and i am by your side

4662
03:24:45,766 --> 03:24:49,066
you take my hand and tell me it's alright

4663
03:24:50,333 --> 03:24:53,166
i can't hold it anymore

4664
03:24:54,700 --> 03:24:57,533
i can't take a second more

4665
03:24:59,100 --> 03:25:01,800
i've been waiting for you baby

4666
03:25:01,800 --> 03:25:06,133
because you're the one i've been searching for

4667
03:25:24,966 --> 03:25:26,499
come a little closer darling

4668
03:25:26,700 --> 03:25:28,566
don't remember now we're here this evening

4669
03:25:28,566 --> 03:25:33,366
trying out this love thing so double and my heartstrings yeah

4670
03:25:33,366 --> 03:25:34,866
so come on put your hands up

4671
03:25:34,866 --> 03:25:37,999
now we're pumping to this beat so sweet it's all we need

4672
03:25:38,000 --> 03:25:39,166
and i can feel the trust

4673
03:25:39,166 --> 03:25:41,733
and will i be when you're just close to me

4674
03:25:43,566 --> 03:25:44,533
干啥呢

4675
03:25:45,333 --> 03:25:46,933
你们你们干嘛呢

4676
03:25:47,866 --> 03:25:48,599
聊聊吗

4677
03:25:48,600 --> 03:25:49,866
我不知道啊

4678
03:25:51,100 --> 03:25:51,900
啊

4679
03:25:54,533 --> 03:25:55,999
欢迎回来了回来了

4680
03:25:56,000 --> 03:25:57,400
我操好冷

4681
03:25:58,133 --> 03:26:01,399
好冷好冷他放的离我家门口可远了

4682
03:26:03,333 --> 03:26:05,566
我穿着一个特别薄的衣服

4683
03:26:06,466 --> 03:26:08,066
哎呦好冷好冷

4684
03:26:10,200 --> 03:26:12,733
什么滴滴滴什么滴滴

4685
03:26:14,100 --> 03:26:17,900
好像还还热了一点啊还还热了一点

4686
03:26:19,366 --> 03:26:20,966
我看看上边这个比较热

4687
03:26:20,966 --> 03:26:22,866
还下面这边还都有点凉

4688
03:26:23,066 --> 03:26:24,066
哈哈哈

4689
03:26:24,200 --> 03:26:27,133
谢谢紫林的灯牌和小花

4690
03:26:27,800 --> 03:26:28,966
我真吃了

4691
03:26:29,100 --> 03:26:31,400
你们不会觉得主播在水直播是吧

4692
03:26:31,400 --> 03:26:33,366
我真吃了我真吃了

4693
03:26:34,200 --> 03:26:35,466
我真吃了

4694
03:26:37,266 --> 03:26:39,699
我先确认一下我先确认一下

4695
03:26:39,766 --> 03:26:41,499
到时候不会有人说主播

4696
03:26:41,533 --> 03:26:43,933
拿拿吃饭水直播是吧

4697
03:26:44,200 --> 03:26:46,000
主播p t s d来了

4698
03:26:46,600 --> 03:26:49,000
主播你怎么上班白来了主播

4699
03:26:50,500 --> 03:26:52,133
猫猫我被私信了

4700
03:26:52,133 --> 03:26:53,366
你被私信了啥

4701
03:26:54,100 --> 03:26:55,366
你被私信了啥

4702
03:26:55,566 --> 03:26:56,766
什么老头

4703
03:26:57,066 --> 03:27:00,333
今晚有空吗来我直播间看看爆点

4704
03:27:00,500 --> 03:27:01,566
爆点大的

4705
03:27:02,166 --> 03:27:03,599
什么叫我被私信了

4706
03:27:05,600 --> 03:27:07,766
标点什么玩意你在说啥呢

4707
03:27:07,766 --> 03:27:09,099
标什么点呢你在

4708
03:27:09,866 --> 03:27:12,666
我操我说的啥呀你莫名其妙的就标点

4709
03:27:12,666 --> 03:27:14,266
你给我说清楚你标的什么

4710
03:27:14,266 --> 03:27:16,199
要不然我把这场录播删了我让你标

4711
03:27:16,200 --> 03:27:18,300
标什么你快点快告诉我标什么

4712
03:27:18,466 --> 03:27:19,466
好可怕

4713
03:27:22,166 --> 03:27:28,333
绿瓦红砖柳树和青苔过去了现在都一

4714
03:27:28,366 --> 03:27:31,133
个样你说爱

4715
03:27:32,900 --> 03:27:34,333
就这样

4716
03:27:36,333 --> 03:27:38,799
慢慢喜欢你吧

4717
03:27:38,800 --> 03:27:40,900
这啥呀哎

4718
03:27:40,900 --> 03:27:43,200
我麦当劳的可乐怎么一股

4719
03:27:43,200 --> 03:27:45,533
卖洗脚水的味道啊

4720
03:27:45,800 --> 03:27:47,400
这什么东西啊

4721
03:27:49,800 --> 03:27:53,100
刚刚把管插上我喝了一大口我

4722
03:27:53,500 --> 03:27:56,000
脸都麻了这什么味啊我操

4723
03:27:57,400 --> 03:27:58,300
啊

4724
03:27:59,100 --> 03:28:00,566
啊我不行我不干净

4725
03:28:00,566 --> 03:28:02,666
这什么哎受不了

4726
03:28:03,566 --> 03:28:05,599
亚洲沙士吧这是

4727
03:28:06,300 --> 03:28:09,000
这是可乐吗这装错东西了吧

4728
03:28:10,300 --> 03:28:13,133
我看看我看我是不是我着急我我

4729
03:28:15,000 --> 03:28:16,733
给我灌错东西了

4730
03:28:19,666 --> 03:28:22,299
我点的是中可乐这是个啥

4731
03:28:22,300 --> 03:28:23,466
哎呦好恶心想

4732
03:28:23,466 --> 03:28:24,266
反胃

4733
03:28:24,766 --> 03:28:26,699
反胃了反胃了受不了

4734
03:28:27,466 --> 03:28:28,966
什么味啊这是

4735
03:28:29,666 --> 03:28:31,666
你们喝过亚洲沙士吗

4736
03:28:31,666 --> 03:28:34,099
人家沙士猪洗脚水的味道哎呀

4737
03:28:34,800 --> 03:28:35,600
啊

4738
03:28:37,966 --> 03:28:40,566
再喝一口妈还是对不起好恶心

4739
03:28:40,933 --> 03:28:43,599
有点反胃了生理性反胃了

4740
03:28:46,700 --> 03:28:49,166
啊不行不行啊

4741
03:28:51,566 --> 03:28:52,199
不行不行

4742
03:28:52,200 --> 03:28:54,533
喝这一口东西要用我这一辈子来治愈

4743
03:28:54,533 --> 03:28:55,566
真难喝呀

4744
03:28:55,566 --> 03:28:56,566
我服了

4745
03:28:57,500 --> 03:29:00,566
飞一块就不攻击啊啊啊

4746
03:29:03,000 --> 03:29:06,266
神秘神秘神秘什么什么神秘啊

4747
03:29:06,266 --> 03:29:08,733
什么是神秘谢谢灿阳的灯牌

4748
03:29:09,200 --> 03:29:12,000
好难喝呀妈的哎

4749
03:29:14,366 --> 03:29:16,499
好纯的话我操逼

4750
03:29:16,566 --> 03:29:17,566
好难

4751
03:29:17,600 --> 03:29:18,400
喝

4752
03:29:19,666 --> 03:29:21,766
吐了吧我也觉得我吐了

4753
03:29:21,766 --> 03:29:23,566
好恶心啊这个味道

4754
03:29:23,566 --> 03:29:25,166
真的就生理性的反胃

4755
03:29:25,166 --> 03:29:27,266
真的真的我吃吃点东西吧

4756
03:29:27,466 --> 03:29:29,166
哎呦吃吃点东西吧

4757
03:29:29,200 --> 03:29:30,166
这总不会

4758
03:29:30,566 --> 03:29:33,566
汉堡里有问题吧那我真不想活了

4759
03:29:34,600 --> 03:29:37,066
大半夜点外卖老容易被人家报复

4760
03:29:37,066 --> 03:29:37,399
你知道吗

4761
03:29:37,400 --> 03:29:39,700
就员工大半夜不愿意上班

4762
03:29:39,800 --> 03:29:41,866
我上次半夜点外卖也是

4763
03:29:42,100 --> 03:29:44,800
我点了一杯可乐一个薯条一个卷饼

4764
03:29:44,800 --> 03:29:48,266
我送到了只有可乐跟薯条没有卷饼啊

4765
03:29:48,466 --> 03:29:50,166
我投诉还没投诉成功

4766
03:29:50,166 --> 03:29:51,466
我都不知道为什么

4767
03:30:13,600 --> 03:30:15,566
还是一如既往的难吃

4768
03:30:16,366 --> 03:30:19,866
得出结论还是一如既往的难吃

4769
03:30:21,566 --> 03:30:22,366
哎呦

4770
03:30:26,800 --> 03:30:27,766
嗯哼

4771
03:30:52,900 --> 03:30:54,933
这个汉堡还能吃的啥呀

4772
03:30:54,933 --> 03:30:56,999
为啥我今天同桌最多的时候

4773
03:30:57,000 --> 03:30:59,200
是我直播吃饭的时候呀

4774
03:31:03,566 --> 03:31:06,066
都是没声了就该吃才能吃呢

4775
03:31:06,266 --> 03:31:08,499
该吃听到我吃饭的声音了吗

4776
03:31:08,966 --> 03:31:10,533
只有该吃才能吃到

4777
03:31:12,733 --> 03:31:15,066
你们能看到我口型的真的在吃

4778
03:31:15,066 --> 03:31:16,166
不是假吃

4779
03:31:22,066 --> 03:31:22,899
真难喝

4780
03:31:22,900 --> 03:31:23,700
也吃不

4781
03:31:26,133 --> 03:31:26,933
香香

4782
03:31:27,100 --> 03:31:29,333
早上上班走吃

4783
03:31:29,333 --> 03:31:32,399
记得吃中午饭上班忙也别不吃饭

4784
03:31:34,100 --> 03:31:34,900
真的

4785
03:31:35,366 --> 03:31:37,966
没带耳机不想跟谁呀滚

4786
03:31:39,100 --> 03:31:39,666
哼

4787
03:31:39,666 --> 03:31:41,366
求求子涵真能清楚

4788
03:31:41,366 --> 03:31:42,166
真的吗

4789
03:31:42,500 --> 03:31:44,066
关上了手机

4790
03:31:44,133 --> 03:31:47,366
汉堡有啥难吃的没有酱干干巴巴

4791
03:31:48,300 --> 03:31:49,300
干吧

4792
03:31:50,733 --> 03:31:51,799
我把歌关

4793
03:31:51,800 --> 03:31:54,333
了你们要想听的话就听吧

4794
03:31:54,333 --> 03:31:57,533
主播主播再吃一口主播下播了拜拜

4795
03:32:11,333 --> 03:32:12,133
嗯嗯

4796
03:32:15,800 --> 03:32:16,966
OK嗯

4797
03:32:17,800 --> 03:32:19,766
嗯嗯嗯嗯

4798
03:32:36,100 --> 03:32:37,900
什么什么什么小下班

4799
03:32:44,266 --> 03:32:47,533
什么叫你去充个钱啊什么叫啊嗯

4800
03:32:48,333 --> 03:32:49,966
什么叫你去充了钱

4801
03:32:50,533 --> 03:32:51,933
你在说嘛呢

4802
03:32:52,266 --> 03:32:53,199
不行不行

4803
03:32:53,400 --> 03:32:55,000
再吃一口再吃一口

4804
03:32:55,533 --> 03:32:57,133
放放戒烟了

4805
03:32:57,200 --> 03:32:58,000
OK

4806
03:33:18,300 --> 03:33:19,966
双宝座也太帅了

4807
03:33:23,900 --> 03:33:25,933
好帅好帅受不了

4808
03:33:34,766 --> 03:33:35,566
哼

4809
03:33:37,466 --> 03:33:39,133
好再见

4810
03:33:39,733 --> 03:33:42,399
看主播吃汉堡你好像闻到了火锅味

4811
03:33:42,400 --> 03:33:44,500
你怎么这还能错位闻呢

4812
03:33:45,266 --> 03:33:46,666
主播吃饭人不掰着嘴

4813
03:33:46,666 --> 03:33:49,266
我不跟大家说了我吃饭不掰着嘴啊

4814
03:33:50,266 --> 03:33:52,699
我吃酸黄瓜但是不能太酸

4815
03:33:52,933 --> 03:33:55,099
太酸的话就很奇怪了

4816
03:33:55,266 --> 03:33:56,333
太刺激了

4817
03:33:56,600 --> 03:33:58,166
有点接受不了

4818
03:34:02,200 --> 03:34:03,066
这这要

4819
03:34:03,100 --> 03:34:04,333
不要下班不要

4820
03:34:07,666 --> 03:34:08,766
不要急不要

4821
03:34:11,866 --> 03:34:13,999
电话约在从前

4822
03:34:17,300 --> 03:34:19,866
谢谢往生堂第一代克卿

4823
03:34:20,566 --> 03:34:22,133
周黎的建造

4824
03:34:23,100 --> 03:34:26,800
我草原hold你阿里巴托

4825
03:34:27,166 --> 03:34:27,966
谢谢

4826
03:34:29,133 --> 03:34:31,333
呃叫你克清吧

4827
03:34:31,733 --> 03:34:33,333
啊不对叫你克清吧

4828
03:34:34,733 --> 03:34:37,866
谢谢网上的第一辆客车做你的舰长啊

4829
03:34:37,866 --> 03:34:40,899
轰的你啊你看都太破费了

4830
03:34:40,900 --> 03:34:42,000
感谢支持

4831
03:34:42,100 --> 03:34:43,200
谢谢谢谢

4832
03:34:43,333 --> 03:34:44,366
嗯嗯

4833
03:34:44,600 --> 03:34:45,766
我找我爹

4834
03:34:46,566 --> 03:34:47,866
原有真能处

4835
03:34:47,866 --> 03:34:51,499
这下主播不得不先吃汉堡再再什么

4836
03:34:51,866 --> 03:34:55,566
再再吃薯条然后再吃那个鸡米花

4837
03:34:55,566 --> 03:34:57,799
之后把那个洗脚水也喝完是吧

4838
03:34:57,800 --> 03:34:58,900
哈哈哈

4839
03:34:58,900 --> 03:34:59,900
你们就打这个

4840
03:34:59,900 --> 03:35:01,533
主播喝洗脚水的主意是吧

4841
03:35:01,533 --> 03:35:04,699
我才不要呢这才240了谢谢240斤

4842
03:35:04,900 --> 03:35:05,900
感谢支持

4843
03:35:05,900 --> 03:35:06,733
谢谢

4844
03:35:07,066 --> 03:35:08,766
向月光摇啊摇

4845
03:35:09,000 --> 03:35:10,266
随风采取烟

4846
03:35:10,533 --> 03:35:12,299
味让我放慢了

4847
03:35:12,500 --> 03:35:13,300
步调

4848
03:35:13,700 --> 03:35:14,500
哼

4849
03:35:15,466 --> 03:35:16,266
哼

4850
03:35:17,533 --> 03:35:20,933
开学习我很好对很好很好

4851
03:35:21,066 --> 03:35:23,399
太太好了就是有点太好了

4852
03:35:23,533 --> 03:35:25,699
人很好就是有点太好了

4853
03:35:25,933 --> 03:35:28,166
谢谢你的见长念我草地

4854
03:35:29,500 --> 03:35:32,133
一个舰长人看把小水喝完不行

4855
03:35:32,133 --> 03:35:33,799
这玩意一个舰长跟我喝一口

4856
03:35:33,800 --> 03:35:35,066
我都不想喝的

4857
03:35:35,466 --> 03:35:36,866
真的很难喝

4858
03:35:37,166 --> 03:35:39,099
如果你们没有喝过亚洲沙士

4859
03:35:39,100 --> 03:35:39,933
千万不要喝

4860
03:35:39,933 --> 03:35:40,999
真的很难喝

4861
03:35:41,566 --> 03:35:42,933
你哪里想象的位置

4862
03:35:43,200 --> 03:35:45,133
这辈子我不会再想喝这东西

4863
03:35:46,100 --> 03:35:47,266
要看猫耳朵

4864
03:35:52,666 --> 03:35:55,166
太难喝一个舰长出卖生命

4865
03:35:55,166 --> 03:35:56,566
你让我出卖什么

4866
03:35:56,866 --> 03:35:58,733
你让我叫你爹都可以

4867
03:35:58,733 --> 03:36:00,933
但是不能喝这个东西不行

4868
03:36:00,966 --> 03:36:01,766
不行

4869
03:36:01,933 --> 03:36:03,466
太喝太难喝了

4870
03:36:03,500 --> 03:36:04,300
hey

4871
03:36:07,900 --> 03:36:11,400
世界上总有些事情是高于其他事情

4872
03:36:11,700 --> 03:36:12,933
是你的底线

4873
03:36:13,000 --> 03:36:15,266
我的底线就是不喝洗脚水

4874
03:36:16,266 --> 03:36:18,199
太难喝了真的真的

4875
03:36:19,800 --> 03:36:22,466
等我找女朋友借点给你上点啊

4876
03:36:22,466 --> 03:36:25,599
你找女朋友借园子给女主播上线啊你

4877
03:36:25,600 --> 03:36:26,700
你这女朋友

4878
03:36:26,800 --> 03:36:28,966
你要想分手你就直说嘛

4879
03:36:31,200 --> 03:36:33,400
你要想分手你就直说嘛

4880
03:36:33,400 --> 03:36:36,733
你何必何必还还把主播牵连到其中

4881
03:36:36,733 --> 03:36:39,599
你要是不想过下去了你就告诉他嘛

4882
03:36:41,466 --> 03:36:42,466
哎呦

4883
03:36:44,500 --> 03:36:46,466
在星光摇啊摇

4884
03:36:46,533 --> 03:36:48,799
左右摇摆的轨道

4885
03:36:48,800 --> 03:36:50,566
再温暖你的怀抱

4886
03:36:50,566 --> 03:36:54,166
浪漫就即刻生效星

4887
03:36:54,333 --> 03:36:55,999
过不下去了你就直接说

4888
03:36:56,000 --> 03:36:58,700
你还把主播牵扯到里面干嘛

4889
03:36:59,733 --> 03:37:00,366
不对啊

4890
03:37:00,366 --> 03:37:02,999
有人跟我说吃饭的时候不能唱歌

4891
03:37:03,000 --> 03:37:04,500
吃饭的时候唱歌

4892
03:37:04,933 --> 03:37:08,266
会变成会变成讨口子的算了我现在

4893
03:37:08,466 --> 03:37:09,999
现在现在主播主播干主播

4894
03:37:10,000 --> 03:37:12,466
这好像也差不多也差不多都都差不多

4895
03:37:12,566 --> 03:37:13,866
差不多怪不得怪不得

4896
03:37:13,866 --> 03:37:15,533
主播喜欢吃饭就唱歌

4897
03:37:16,133 --> 03:37:19,466
no matter where you are as long as you want to have it

4898
03:37:19,466 --> 03:37:22,933
unforgettable unforgettable thing just calling to me

4899
03:37:25,100 --> 03:37:29,266
让月光摇啊摇啊气氛开始变微妙

4900
03:37:29,266 --> 03:37:33,333
当我放慢了步调你会不会向我靠

4901
03:37:33,333 --> 03:37:34,966
在星光摇啊摇

4902
03:37:35,366 --> 03:37:39,399
左右摇摆的轨道撞上了你的怀抱

4903
03:37:39,400 --> 03:37:42,200
浪漫就即刻喧嚣

4904
03:37:42,200 --> 03:37:43,500
摇啊摇啊

4905
03:37:43,533 --> 03:37:45,499
斜方开始变微妙

4906
03:37:45,500 --> 03:37:47,600
当我放慢了步调

4907
03:37:47,600 --> 03:37:49,700
你会不会想我好

4908
03:37:50,800 --> 03:37:52,166
大概吃了

4909
03:37:52,800 --> 03:37:54,100
一个汉堡的

4910
03:37:55,166 --> 03:37:56,199
3/4

4911
03:37:57,166 --> 03:37:58,199
多一口啊

4912
03:37:58,266 --> 03:38:00,133
快饱快快吃饱了

4913
03:38:06,200 --> 03:38:07,133
吃吃麦当劳

4914
03:38:07,133 --> 03:38:09,866
我都觉得就这点东西够谁吃的

4915
03:38:09,933 --> 03:38:10,533
你知道吧

4916
03:38:10,533 --> 03:38:12,533
我都知道这点东西够谁吃的

4917
03:38:12,900 --> 03:38:15,100
然后我每次都点两三个汉堡

4918
03:38:15,566 --> 03:38:17,299
然后我吃完一个最多

4919
03:38:17,300 --> 03:38:18,966
最饿最饿的时候也就吃一个半

4920
03:38:18,966 --> 03:38:20,799
我就觉得撑了

4921
03:38:21,266 --> 03:38:22,499
所以这东西的大小

4922
03:38:22,500 --> 03:38:25,400
设计还是有一定的这个原因的

4923
03:38:25,400 --> 03:38:26,300
不知道为啥

4924
03:38:46,400 --> 03:38:50,366
假如此刻还有许些的难过

4925
03:38:50,366 --> 03:38:53,899
也许是美丽夜色伤感了我

4926
03:38:54,933 --> 03:38:58,999
天长和地久若只是个传说

4927
03:38:59,300 --> 03:39:01,900
和主要是牛肉饼汉堡特别不好嚼

4928
03:39:01,900 --> 03:39:04,500
你一个汉堡你要嚼好多好多口

4929
03:39:05,200 --> 03:39:06,766
我正在吃饭没有吃的慢

4930
03:39:07,766 --> 03:39:08,999
你还在加班

4931
03:39:09,000 --> 03:39:11,500
我还在呢别急

4932
03:39:11,733 --> 03:39:13,199
着什么着急吗

4933
03:39:19,400 --> 03:39:22,566
你们能不能别每个一个星期然后

4934
03:39:23,800 --> 03:39:25,400
没没有现在进群

4935
03:39:26,266 --> 03:39:29,166
一有现在进群然后就就那什么呀

4936
03:39:29,666 --> 03:39:31,899
就发主播的黑历史啊

4937
03:39:31,900 --> 03:39:34,000
就发主播的光辉记录啊

4938
03:39:34,933 --> 03:39:36,766
能不能差不多得了

4939
03:39:36,766 --> 03:39:38,566
别别这样好不好

4940
03:39:38,733 --> 03:39:40,699
给主播点面子好不好

4941
03:39:43,800 --> 03:39:44,666
行不行

4942
03:39:44,666 --> 03:39:46,966
给主播点面子啊

4943
03:39:47,933 --> 03:39:48,799
受不了了

4944
03:39:49,566 --> 03:39:50,466
到你想

4945
03:39:50,733 --> 03:39:52,133
要的结

4946
03:39:52,133 --> 03:39:53,799
牛肉煲不如鸡肉煲

4947
03:39:53,800 --> 03:39:56,533
我以前在国内的时候我觉得

4948
03:39:56,900 --> 03:39:58,733
牛肉煲比鸡肉煲好吃

4949
03:39:59,100 --> 03:40:01,733
但是现在我觉得还是鸡肉煲好吃

4950
03:40:01,733 --> 03:40:03,533
为什么牛肉煲吃太腻了

4951
03:40:03,766 --> 03:40:05,933
全是牛肉饼的要么就是炸鸡的

4952
03:40:05,933 --> 03:40:08,399
我特别想那个新奥尔良烤鸡腿堡

4953
03:40:08,400 --> 03:40:09,800
这个东西真的很好吃

4954
03:40:12,866 --> 03:40:13,799
主播很有面子

4955
03:40:13,800 --> 03:40:15,366
我不知道呀咋进群

4956
03:40:15,366 --> 03:40:18,666
看私信上见了之后看私信有这样就

4957
03:40:19,500 --> 03:40:21,066
好我都快打嗝了

4958
03:40:22,400 --> 03:40:25,666
谢谢王胜在第王胜在第一战客庆祝你

4959
03:40:25,666 --> 03:40:27,999
怎么有人先上线后关注我呀

4960
03:40:28,000 --> 03:40:30,000
啊哈哈哈

4961
03:40:30,066 --> 03:40:32,066
怎么有人先上线后关注我呀

4962
03:40:32,066 --> 03:40:34,299
哎呀能自愿多加一会吗

4963
03:40:34,300 --> 03:40:35,800
那那再多加一会

4964
03:40:36,533 --> 03:40:39,199
那你都在实心实意的求我了

4965
03:40:39,200 --> 03:40:41,700
我不得大发慈悲的再多加一会

4966
03:40:41,700 --> 03:40:44,600
那再加5分钟吧再加5分钟吧

4967
03:40:44,666 --> 03:40:46,399
哎一转眼又被大家

4968
03:40:46,400 --> 03:40:49,366
又跟大家待在一起快4个小时了

4969
03:40:49,566 --> 03:40:50,999
每天都是抱着

4970
03:40:51,100 --> 03:40:53,766
2个小时我就走的心态来的

4971
03:40:53,766 --> 03:40:57,399
怎么每天都做不到呢怎么回事呢

4972
03:40:58,066 --> 03:41:00,299
哈哈哈哈

4973
03:41:07,733 --> 03:41:09,466
再吃一口吧再吃一口

4974
03:41:11,300 --> 03:41:13,933
我其实不是吃的少我是稍微吃

4975
03:41:13,933 --> 03:41:16,166
一点我就觉得饱了但是饿的也快

4976
03:41:16,166 --> 03:41:17,399
我不知道为啥

4977
03:41:18,933 --> 03:41:22,299
就可能吃个两口我就可以顶一段时间

4978
03:41:22,300 --> 03:41:23,800
但是这两口之后

4979
03:41:24,100 --> 03:41:27,000
呃大概一个小时之后我还得再吃

4980
03:41:27,133 --> 03:41:28,399
为什么

4981
03:41:28,766 --> 03:41:30,266
付出那

4982
03:41:30,300 --> 03:41:32,100
开加班机不就行了

4983
03:41:32,700 --> 03:41:34,766
那咋办怎么不开加班机

4984
03:41:35,400 --> 03:41:36,533
燃烧为0

4985
03:41:38,600 --> 03:41:39,400
怎么

4986
03:41:43,500 --> 03:41:45,400
凉了怎么吃起来像个酸菜一样

4987
03:41:47,533 --> 03:41:48,266
什么

4988
03:41:48,266 --> 03:41:51,533
竟然却越来越胆小能迷惑

4989
03:41:52,866 --> 03:41:56,933
找不到你想要的结果

4990
03:41:57,066 --> 03:41:58,666
你到底有没有

4991
03:41:58,666 --> 03:42:00,133
怎么还会打猫啊

4992
03:42:02,766 --> 03:42:04,999
要么差两两个钟就走

4993
03:42:05,000 --> 03:42:08,100
要么就什么慢状态就到下午34点

4994
03:42:09,200 --> 03:42:12,200
我的话其实状态最好的就是

4995
03:42:13,000 --> 03:42:13,800
3

4996
03:42:14,400 --> 03:42:17,466
两到三个半小时这段时间啊

4997
03:42:17,666 --> 03:42:21,199
两到三个半小时这段时间是我

4998
03:42:23,200 --> 03:42:24,866
比较适合的直播时长

4999
03:42:24,866 --> 03:42:25,699
然后你们

5000
03:42:25,800 --> 03:42:28,100
你要么就是让主播还没暖机就走

5001
03:42:28,100 --> 03:42:29,366
要么就是让主播

5002
03:42:29,533 --> 03:42:31,199
精疲力尽的播6个小时

5003
03:42:31,200 --> 03:42:32,400
你这是为什么呢

5004
03:42:32,600 --> 03:42:33,766
你你这是什么

5005
03:42:34,133 --> 03:42:36,866
你这什么什么什么取向啊这是

5006
03:42:40,600 --> 03:42:42,333
小猫喂我一口啊啊啊

5007
03:42:42,333 --> 03:42:43,999
正好剩我一口啊啊

5008
03:42:47,700 --> 03:42:49,066
我是拿手掰着

5009
03:42:50,133 --> 03:42:51,666
不是咬的不是咬的

5010
03:42:51,666 --> 03:42:52,799
别别那什么

5011
03:42:52,900 --> 03:42:55,866
别别嫌主播主播是拿手掰的

5012
03:42:57,000 --> 03:42:57,366
主播

5013
03:42:57,366 --> 03:43:00,733
以前正常状态是3个半钟到5个钟头

5014
03:43:00,766 --> 03:43:04,133
砸毯唇砸5个钟头也太累

5015
03:43:08,966 --> 03:43:10,066
你睡觉了很

5016
03:43:10,066 --> 03:43:12,366
太好好好拜拜喵

5017
03:43:12,366 --> 03:43:15,399
拜拜喵嗯拜拜

5018
03:43:17,266 --> 03:43:17,966
晚安晚安

5019
03:43:17,966 --> 03:43:19,766
你不是咬着不吃

5020
03:43:19,766 --> 03:43:23,966
爱吃不吃哈哈哈他挑起来了爱吃不吃

5021
03:43:23,966 --> 03:43:24,766
哎呦

5022
03:43:28,100 --> 03:43:30,300
跟主播玩欲擒故纵是吧

5023
03:43:30,700 --> 03:43:31,500
啪

5024
03:43:31,733 --> 03:43:33,966
主播最不吃的就是这套了

5025
03:43:38,066 --> 03:43:40,599
主播吃软不吃硬你知道不哎呦

5026
03:43:41,866 --> 03:43:43,866
主播你走哪找到了是吧

5027
03:43:45,600 --> 03:43:46,900
我找了一个

5028
03:43:50,533 --> 03:43:51,333
没有

5029
03:43:52,333 --> 03:43:54,133
我找了一个商业打折

5030
03:43:54,666 --> 03:43:56,699
我28号29号联系人家

5031
03:43:56,700 --> 03:43:58,666
他说31号才能给我出一场

5032
03:43:59,600 --> 03:44:02,566
有点久生日会的时候现在还没出呢

5033
03:44:03,533 --> 03:44:04,499
找人打了

5034
03:44:07,266 --> 03:44:08,066
好慢

5035
03:44:13,933 --> 03:44:14,266
咋整

5036
03:44:14,266 --> 03:44:17,333
只能我自己现在这这点点了要不然话

5037
03:44:18,400 --> 03:44:20,333
等他打完黄菜都凉了

5038
03:44:20,333 --> 03:44:21,699
哈哈哈

5039
03:44:21,866 --> 03:44:23,466
太慢了吧

5040
03:44:23,466 --> 03:44:25,099
怎么有这么慢的

5041
03:44:25,100 --> 03:44:26,466
我都我都想跟他说

5042
03:44:26,466 --> 03:44:28,799
我说你要是一天能打出来一场的

5043
03:44:28,800 --> 03:44:30,133
就当天给我出

5044
03:44:30,533 --> 03:44:32,999
当天给我出的话咱们就长期合作

5045
03:44:33,000 --> 03:44:34,200
我给你开工资

5046
03:44:34,200 --> 03:44:36,366
但他这个真的他就很慢你知道吗

5047
03:44:36,366 --> 03:44:37,733
人家应该有别的事情

5048
03:44:37,733 --> 03:44:40,066
就没法一直打我这个东西你知道吧

5049
03:44:40,100 --> 03:44:40,900
嗯

5050
03:44:41,466 --> 03:44:43,499
你们小时钟谁打的了啊

5051
03:44:44,400 --> 03:44:46,933
也对我操老子小时钟

5052
03:44:53,000 --> 03:44:55,266
不行不行真真的真的真的

5053
03:44:58,133 --> 03:44:59,199
等我找一下

5054
03:44:59,200 --> 03:45:01,333
都找一下我那个压缩包还在桌面

5055
03:45:06,900 --> 03:45:09,666
主要是他有一个问题啊

5056
03:45:09,666 --> 03:45:11,733
就是我都不知道为什么

5057
03:45:11,733 --> 03:45:13,499
有一些我通过浏览

5058
03:45:13,500 --> 03:45:16,366
器然后导入的东西会有问题啊

5059
03:45:16,366 --> 03:45:18,133
比如现在边上的这个

5060
03:45:18,500 --> 03:45:19,700
这个什么你看

5061
03:45:19,800 --> 03:45:21,900
边上的这个弹幕有一个白点

5062
03:45:21,900 --> 03:45:23,533
但这个白点不是我设置的

5063
03:45:23,533 --> 03:45:25,166
他是自己搞成这样的

5064
03:45:25,533 --> 03:45:28,199
我之前弄一个小时钟然后他是白色的

5065
03:45:28,200 --> 03:45:30,533
他那个他是有白点

5066
03:45:30,533 --> 03:45:32,899
然后同时那个图案也是白色的

5067
03:45:32,900 --> 03:45:35,933
就是一个白色的方框在里面你知道吧

5068
03:45:38,766 --> 03:45:41,866
就我支持你这种分比不刷还是舰长的

5069
03:45:41,866 --> 03:45:43,499
哈哈哈

5070
03:45:43,600 --> 03:45:45,733
哎呦这就是铁血上进

5071
03:45:45,800 --> 03:45:46,800
铁血上进

5072
03:45:47,900 --> 03:45:48,500
白底

5073
03:45:48,500 --> 03:45:51,933
是啊白底的你们你们舰长才是蓝底

5074
03:45:51,966 --> 03:45:53,399
你们舰长是蓝天

5075
03:45:53,600 --> 03:45:55,300
拜拜别拜拜别拜拜

5076
03:45:55,300 --> 03:45:57,133
拜拜喵拜拜喵欢迎妍妍

5077
03:45:57,933 --> 03:45:58,699
拜拜

5078
03:45:58,700 --> 03:45:59,500
拜拜

5079
03:46:04,466 --> 03:46:07,166
我也要拜拜了今天明天不加班了

5080
03:46:07,166 --> 03:46:08,699
听完这个又戒烟了

5081
03:46:08,900 --> 03:46:10,800
拖了半年的事终于开始做了

5082
03:46:10,800 --> 03:46:12,300
哈哈对不起

5083
03:46:13,733 --> 03:46:14,933
对不起喵

5084
03:46:25,800 --> 03:46:26,966
为什么每次

5085
03:46:27,366 --> 03:46:27,999
哎呦

5086
03:46:28,000 --> 03:46:29,400
我刚来就拜拜了

5087
03:46:29,400 --> 03:46:30,366
别走别走

5088
03:46:33,133 --> 03:46:34,299
我定个闹铃吧

5089
03:46:34,466 --> 03:46:36,733
我定个闹铃吧今天把这个小时钟弄完

5090
03:46:37,166 --> 03:46:38,533
可爱推了谢谢你

5091
03:46:52,800 --> 03:46:54,733
几点定到4点半

5092
03:46:55,066 --> 03:46:56,466
定到9点半吧

5093
03:46:59,966 --> 03:47:02,399
主播可爱你主播可爱你

5094
03:47:02,966 --> 03:47:05,966
怎么怎么有人有人ID是别人是电子呀

5095
03:47:06,266 --> 03:47:07,066
好嘞

5096
03:47:07,866 --> 03:47:08,666
开电

5097
03:47:09,266 --> 03:47:11,866
没事问下任卓能创造一个良好的环境

5098
03:47:11,866 --> 03:47:15,466
希望他能比我持久的哼谢谢

5099
03:47:15,933 --> 03:47:18,366
辛苦了喵辛苦了喵

5100
03:47:19,133 --> 03:47:20,166
什么琥珀脸

5101
03:47:20,366 --> 03:47:21,366
什么琥珀脸

5102
03:47:22,600 --> 03:47:25,100
什么什么琥珀脸怎么了

5103
03:47:26,600 --> 03:47:28,333
拜拜喵拜拜喵

5104
03:47:30,900 --> 03:47:32,100
再见妈妈

5105
03:47:35,966 --> 03:47:37,299
你们怎么这么自然啊

5106
03:47:37,300 --> 03:47:39,300
你们到底为什么这么熟练啊

5107
03:47:39,300 --> 03:47:41,533
其实我在当兵之前我也不

5108
03:47:42,333 --> 03:47:45,199
不是很很不喜欢在互联网上面

5109
03:47:45,766 --> 03:47:46,566
嗯

5110
03:47:49,200 --> 03:47:50,000
认

5111
03:47:50,000 --> 03:47:52,733
但是认亲的这种行为的

5112
03:47:52,733 --> 03:47:54,699
但是到位之后居然也习惯了

5113
03:47:54,700 --> 03:47:56,400
还觉得还挺有意思的

5114
03:47:58,300 --> 03:48:00,733
为什么还在上班我不知道啊

5115
03:48:02,600 --> 03:48:05,300
上班时候有没有走动啊别狗叫

5116
03:48:05,333 --> 03:48:06,466
你上来播

5117
03:48:06,766 --> 03:48:08,299
人家嫌主播没有走动

5118
03:48:08,300 --> 03:48:09,866
你别狗叫你上来播

5119
03:48:09,866 --> 03:48:12,733
天天进来就狗叫怎么怎么走动呢

5120
03:48:12,733 --> 03:48:13,733
新走动呢

5121
03:48:13,800 --> 03:48:16,000
给主播上压力是吧我操

5122
03:48:16,466 --> 03:48:17,266
哎呦

5123
03:48:17,733 --> 03:48:18,666
受不了了

5124
03:48:18,900 --> 03:48:21,466
主播饭也吃不上了觉也睡不好了

5125
03:48:21,666 --> 03:48:25,266
你说话你枯湿头发

5126
03:48:26,000 --> 03:48:29,800
我得到了惩罚

5127
03:48:31,366 --> 03:48:32,066
拜拜喵

5128
03:48:32,066 --> 03:48:32,899
拜拜喵

5129
03:48:33,600 --> 03:48:35,733
我不习惯

5130
03:48:36,000 --> 03:48:39,600
没有你我怎么办

5131
03:48:39,700 --> 03:48:42,000
大娃子上来播指定比你好看

5132
03:48:42,000 --> 03:48:43,666
哈哈哈我这不是也是吗

5133
03:48:43,666 --> 03:48:45,166
我也想看他直播

5134
03:48:45,500 --> 03:48:47,200
我也想知道他直播是什么样的

5135
03:48:47,200 --> 03:48:48,566
所以我才这么说的

5136
03:48:49,300 --> 03:48:52,400
不是有人说你有圈子总督随便拿吗

5137
03:48:52,700 --> 03:48:54,733
你是老子的榜一

5138
03:48:54,733 --> 03:48:57,333
你有没有圈子你自己还不知道吗

5139
03:48:57,400 --> 03:48:58,366
你的圈子呢

5140
03:48:58,366 --> 03:49:00,066
天界之星啊

5141
03:49:00,066 --> 03:49:02,266
那个那个怪我说我有圈子

5142
03:49:02,266 --> 03:49:03,366
总督随便拿的

5143
03:49:03,366 --> 03:49:05,066
那个聊天记录里面还说

5144
03:49:05,100 --> 03:49:08,366
人家的石油佬都认识别的石油佬啊

5145
03:49:08,366 --> 03:49:09,399
所以说他们

5146
03:49:09,466 --> 03:49:11,966
他们的弟弟才会那么那么一样

5147
03:49:11,966 --> 03:49:13,933
他们观众成分才会那么一样

5148
03:49:13,933 --> 03:49:15,299
你呢你认识的别

5149
03:49:15,300 --> 03:49:16,566
的石油佬呢

5150
03:49:17,000 --> 03:49:18,866
你的圈子呢天天之星

5151
03:49:20,100 --> 03:49:21,366
你圈子呢

5152
03:49:21,500 --> 03:49:22,300
未满

5153
03:49:24,933 --> 03:49:26,533
喝了几杯

5154
03:49:26,533 --> 03:49:29,699
还拷打主播主播还要拷打拷打你呢

5155
03:49:30,966 --> 03:49:34,899
我装扮呢你的圈子呢我认识很多叔叔

5156
03:49:35,333 --> 03:49:36,333
欢迎妹妹

5157
03:49:36,566 --> 03:49:37,699
讨论完了

5158
03:49:37,700 --> 03:49:41,066
讨论完回来了妹妹你舍得回来了啊

5159
03:49:41,466 --> 03:49:43,899
大娃认识的圈子都是能跳舞的

5160
03:49:43,900 --> 03:49:45,933
你能跳舞老子是轮椅人怎么了

5161
03:49:45,933 --> 03:49:47,899
轮椅人我骄傲啊嗯

5162
03:49:48,300 --> 03:49:51,800
说的是哪些你自己没逼数还拷打别人

5163
03:49:52,666 --> 03:49:55,933
别在这边搞别在这边搞主播了

5164
03:49:56,300 --> 03:49:57,100
卡

5165
03:49:57,466 --> 03:50:00,366
你的问题怪大了怎么今天没讨论

5166
03:50:00,366 --> 03:50:01,866
真没讨论吗主播

5167
03:50:01,866 --> 03:50:04,199
早上去讨论的时候还看到你的讨论哎

5168
03:50:04,200 --> 03:50:05,000
真的吗

5169
03:50:05,900 --> 03:50:07,300
怎么每次进讨论

5170
03:50:07,300 --> 03:50:08,900
讨论的直播间都看到你

5171
03:50:08,900 --> 03:50:10,700
来气挂在讨论上面

5172
03:50:10,733 --> 03:50:11,866
为什么啊

5173
03:50:12,333 --> 03:50:14,166
好奇怪呀嗯

5174
03:50:14,166 --> 03:50:15,699
主播你的交际圈呢

5175
03:50:15,700 --> 03:50:17,066
没0啊主播交际圈

5176
03:50:17,066 --> 03:50:19,099
主播只认识烟烟人不认识别人

5177
03:50:19,100 --> 03:50:20,533
主播只认识烟烟人

5178
03:50:21,533 --> 03:50:24,166
我说每次进进人家直播间都看到妹妹

5179
03:50:24,166 --> 03:50:25,333
还是挂在上面啊

5180
03:50:25,333 --> 03:50:27,199
我就进去可能一天就看一次

5181
03:50:27,200 --> 03:50:28,466
就进一分钟

5182
03:50:28,600 --> 03:50:29,933
这一分钟就能看到你的

5183
03:50:31,766 --> 03:50:34,899
怎么今早上没讨论我不是爆胎了吗啊

5184
03:50:36,000 --> 03:50:38,866
讨论上班去了那什么时候昨天晚上

5185
03:50:40,000 --> 03:50:42,733
反正在昨天我下播到今天我上播

5186
03:50:42,733 --> 03:50:43,866
中间有一块

5187
03:50:44,333 --> 03:50:45,499
我有一块

5188
03:50:46,300 --> 03:50:46,900
我看

5189
03:50:46,900 --> 03:50:48,200
我看到了

5190
03:50:50,000 --> 03:50:51,366
好那你那你走走走走

5191
03:50:51,366 --> 03:50:53,866
你现在还顺利吗你现在还顺利吗

5192
03:50:57,466 --> 03:50:59,699
昨天那就是昨天那是昨天

5193
03:51:00,933 --> 03:51:01,366
主播

5194
03:51:01,366 --> 03:51:04,266
主播有点过的分不清日子了你知道吧

5195
03:51:04,266 --> 03:51:06,266
我有点过的分不清日子了

5196
03:51:06,400 --> 03:51:08,500
顺利顺利你们凑下来了

5197
03:51:08,566 --> 03:51:10,266
他学籍保住了没啊

5198
03:51:11,266 --> 03:51:12,533
这个这个

5199
03:51:12,966 --> 03:51:15,133
妹妹跟朋友在高速上面

5200
03:51:15,800 --> 03:51:16,400
朋友

5201
03:51:16,400 --> 03:51:19,066
朋友那什么啊他在加拿大不在国内

5202
03:51:19,066 --> 03:51:20,799
不是不是国内的违法行为

5203
03:51:21,166 --> 03:51:21,533
这个在

5204
03:51:21,533 --> 03:51:23,966
加拿大这边朋友没有这边的驾照

5205
03:51:23,966 --> 03:51:26,966
然后这个他们俩在高速上车胎爆了

5206
03:51:27,166 --> 03:51:27,966
呃

5207
03:51:28,700 --> 03:51:32,166
什么蹭下高速拖走了还看着流浪地球

5208
03:51:32,466 --> 03:51:33,466
你们你们

5209
03:51:36,500 --> 03:51:37,600
你们你们还

5210
03:51:37,900 --> 03:51:40,300
挺懂得懂得娱乐的哈

5211
03:51:40,300 --> 03:51:42,533
你们还挺挺懂得娱乐的

5212
03:51:42,666 --> 03:51:43,866
你们是懂得娱乐

5213
03:51:43,866 --> 03:51:46,299
汽车爆胎我讨论这家房子着火

5214
03:51:46,300 --> 03:51:47,366
我拍照了

5215
03:51:47,733 --> 03:51:48,999
行了不多说了

5216
03:51:49,200 --> 03:51:50,000
撤退

5217
03:51:50,700 --> 03:51:53,333
这下房子炒火舞派的天天爆天天爆

5218
03:51:53,333 --> 03:51:54,899
自己车胎先爆了是吧

5219
03:51:54,900 --> 03:51:58,000
告诉你们不能再这么爆这下真爆哈

5220
03:51:58,700 --> 03:52:02,400
哈这下车胎爆了哎呦拜拜

5221
03:52:07,166 --> 03:52:10,733
别抱了车胎都爆了天天抱抱抱

5222
03:52:11,500 --> 03:52:12,333
哎呦

5223
03:52:15,333 --> 03:52:19,533
看看放点什么歌啊放什么歌没歌听了

5224
03:52:19,700 --> 03:52:21,933
都差不多都放过了

5225
03:52:22,466 --> 03:52:24,366
买个琴啊扭动

5226
03:52:25,333 --> 03:52:27,666
放个倒吧放个倒开倒

5227
03:52:28,533 --> 03:52:31,199
拜拜喵拜拜喵谢谢大家哦

5228
03:52:31,600 --> 03:52:32,866
啊要抱抱

5229
03:52:32,866 --> 03:52:34,399
这才要抱抱了

5230
03:52:38,500 --> 03:52:39,400
你是

5231
03:52:41,700 --> 03:52:41,933
你

5232
03:52:41,933 --> 03:52:43,333
你是我是

5233
03:52:44,800 --> 03:52:49,200
关了关了关了关了关了关了关关了

5234
03:52:51,366 --> 03:52:53,699
拜拜咪拜拜咪

5235
03:52:54,066 --> 03:52:56,533
关了关了真要走了关了关了

5236
03:52:57,566 --> 03:52:59,266
先把那个加班机关了

5237
03:52:59,600 --> 03:53:02,266
知道我可爱

5238
03:53:02,333 --> 03:53:04,666
然后然后再把这10分钟加完

5239
03:53:05,800 --> 03:53:07,500
哈哈哈谢谢狗狗

5240
03:53:07,500 --> 03:53:09,733
显卡老师的舰长

5241
03:53:09,733 --> 03:53:11,099
和我的你阿里阿杜

5242
03:53:11,366 --> 03:53:12,266
谢谢支持

5243
03:53:12,366 --> 03:53:13,666
感谢感谢喵

5244
03:53:14,133 --> 03:53:14,933
你

5245
03:53:15,533 --> 03:53:16,466
谢谢啊

5246
03:53:17,200 --> 03:53:19,400
这加完这10分钟就就那什么了

5247
03:53:19,400 --> 03:53:21,066
就关了真关了真关了

5248
03:53:21,066 --> 03:53:22,566
这这不能再开着了

5249
03:53:22,733 --> 03:53:24,866
真要睡觉去了真要睡觉去

5250
03:53:26,166 --> 03:53:29,733
拉扯这可不拉扯才能拉一下拉一下

5251
03:53:31,533 --> 03:53:38,133
来的累积给的伤害我是真的很难释怀

5252
03:53:38,166 --> 03:53:45,533
终于看开爱回不来而你总是太晚明白

5253
03:53:45,533 --> 03:53:52,566
最后才把话说开哭着求我留下来

5254
03:53:52,900 --> 03:54:00,066
终于看开爱回不来我们面前太多阻碍

5255
03:54:00,266 --> 03:54:03,466
你的手却放不开

5256
03:54:03,600 --> 03:54:07,900
宁愿没出息求我别离开

5257
03:54:09,100 --> 03:54:10,600
骗到了没有

5258
03:54:10,600 --> 03:54:13,766
没有真没有这这次真没有这次真没有

5259
03:54:15,666 --> 03:54:17,599
主播整也凑完了

5260
03:54:17,600 --> 03:54:20,500
班也加完了饭也吃完了

5261
03:54:20,600 --> 03:54:22,900
那不是得狠狠的下播

5262
03:54:26,333 --> 03:54:27,533
三个来要钱

5263
03:54:27,700 --> 03:54:30,533
我这椅子还挺舒服的挺好的挺好的

5264
03:54:30,533 --> 03:54:32,099
4个小时不会累

5265
03:54:32,200 --> 03:54:33,300
挺好挺好

5266
03:54:33,733 --> 03:54:35,766
肥猫都快重回巅峰了

5267
03:54:35,766 --> 03:54:39,499
肥猫距离什么超越暑假的自己

5268
03:54:39,500 --> 03:54:41,600
只差了那么一点点

5269
03:54:42,066 --> 03:54:44,533
只差那么一点点来点人切歌呀

5270
03:54:44,533 --> 03:54:46,299
你就看热闹不嫌事大是吧

5271
03:54:46,300 --> 03:54:47,900
你给我等着哈哈哈

5272
03:54:48,133 --> 03:54:50,333
木头有分手给我等着

5273
03:54:50,866 --> 03:54:55,599
缺氧从我脸上的苍白

5274
03:54:55,866 --> 03:54:59,099
看到记忆慢下来

5275
03:54:59,566 --> 03:55:02,699
过去甜蜜在倒带

5276
03:55:02,700 --> 03:55:06,666
只是感觉已经不在

5277
03:55:07,000 --> 03:55:10,300
而我对你的期待

5278
03:55:10,666 --> 03:55:14,133
被你一次次摔坏

5279
03:55:14,300 --> 03:55:17,466
已经碎成太多块

5280
03:55:17,466 --> 03:55:21,199
要怎么拼凑跟重来

5281
03:55:21,200 --> 03:55:24,600
终于看开爱回不来

5282
03:55:24,933 --> 03:55:28,599
而你总是太晚明白

5283
03:55:28,600 --> 03:55:31,733
最后才把话说开

5284
03:55:32,200 --> 03:55:35,866
哭着求我留下来

5285
03:55:35,933 --> 03:55:39,333
终于看开爱回不来

5286
03:55:39,700 --> 03:55:43,166
我们面前太多阻碍

5287
03:55:43,366 --> 03:55:46,666
你的手却放不开

5288
03:55:46,800 --> 03:55:50,900
宁愿没出息劝我别离开

5289
03:55:52,700 --> 03:55:54,000
怎么不配位

5290
03:55:54,533 --> 03:55:56,499
你来你来你来你来

5291
03:55:56,666 --> 03:55:58,499
给你接受主播的账号

5292
03:55:58,766 --> 03:56:00,466
开局一人一条狗

5293
03:56:00,466 --> 03:56:04,399
然后什么呃靠着自己的逆天运营之力

5294
03:56:04,733 --> 03:56:07,699
拿下那个什么拿下拿下我

5295
03:56:07,966 --> 03:56:12,733
来终于看开爱回不来

5296
03:56:12,733 --> 03:56:16,299
我们面前太多阻碍

5297
03:56:16,400 --> 03:56:19,900
你的手却放不开

5298
03:56:19,900 --> 03:56:24,666
宁愿没出息求我别离开

5299
03:56:37,400 --> 03:56:37,600
啊

5300
03:56:37,600 --> 03:56:38,800
我是不跟大家说

5301
03:56:38,800 --> 03:56:40,300
就是我之前跟大家说过

5302
03:56:40,300 --> 03:56:43,566
压力一大就会太阳穴就会长痘啊

5303
03:56:45,200 --> 03:56:46,266
然后我刚才

5304
03:56:46,866 --> 03:56:49,699
撩了一下头发正好就是

5305
03:56:51,066 --> 03:56:51,733
正好

5306
03:56:51,733 --> 03:56:55,099
正好就是按在那个太阳穴的洞上面了

5307
03:56:55,900 --> 03:56:57,666
啊好疼好疼

5308
03:56:57,966 --> 03:56:59,699
感觉感觉有一种

5309
03:57:01,466 --> 03:57:03,799
脑子被我按爆了的感觉

5310
03:57:05,766 --> 03:57:05,966
哎呦

5311
03:57:05,966 --> 03:57:09,799
如果大家太阳穴长痘了千万不要挤他

5312
03:57:09,800 --> 03:57:12,066
真的很疼哎呦

5313
03:57:12,933 --> 03:57:15,266
真的很疼很疼很疼很疼

5314
03:57:16,066 --> 03:57:16,866
哎呀

5315
03:57:19,466 --> 03:57:22,133
别别别我不知道你们有没有这毛病啊

5316
03:57:22,133 --> 03:57:23,199
我是这两年有的

5317
03:57:23,200 --> 03:57:25,266
这个毛病就是你如果最近比较忙

5318
03:57:25,266 --> 03:57:26,366
然后作息不规律

5319
03:57:26,366 --> 03:57:28,699
或者是压力比较大的话

5320
03:57:29,200 --> 03:57:31,200
就是心里面心里压力比较大

5321
03:57:31,400 --> 03:57:33,466
就会在太阳穴上面长痘

5322
03:57:33,466 --> 03:57:35,333
就太阳穴这附近的地方

5323
03:57:35,533 --> 03:57:37,133
还一般都是左边

5324
03:57:37,566 --> 03:57:42,699
千万千万不要捏这个痘真的很痛很痛

5325
03:57:42,966 --> 03:57:45,066
然后疼的眼睛都张不开了刚才

5326
03:57:45,666 --> 03:57:46,466
嗯

5327
03:57:47,533 --> 03:57:49,399
真的不说个面助助兴吗

5328
03:57:49,400 --> 03:57:52,466
那那不会不会不会没没有面说没有面

5329
03:57:52,466 --> 03:57:54,366
说真的但是真的很疼啊

5330
03:57:54,366 --> 03:57:56,333
差点能回国收燕子见着礼物

5331
03:57:56,333 --> 03:57:58,733
你怎么也回国啊我操你

5332
03:57:58,733 --> 03:58:02,166
你坐坐那个朋友不是不是你

5333
03:58:02,166 --> 03:58:03,599
不是你开车吗

5334
03:58:03,933 --> 03:58:05,899
就算你朋友噶了的话

5335
03:58:05,900 --> 03:58:08,000
你不应该也没啥事吗

5336
03:58:08,466 --> 03:58:09,766
啊不应该

5337
03:58:09,866 --> 03:58:11,066
就算你嘎了

5338
03:58:11,066 --> 03:58:13,333
就算你朋友嘎了你应该也没啥事吧

5339
03:58:13,333 --> 03:58:14,966
毕竟不是你开的

5340
03:58:16,100 --> 03:58:19,066
应该得是你开的才有问题吧我知道

5341
03:58:19,533 --> 03:58:22,199
上火头上长痘我感觉也是

5342
03:58:22,200 --> 03:58:25,266
做事情一多然后这个脑门上就长痘

5343
03:58:25,533 --> 03:58:28,133
脑门上一长痘就贼疼这个痘

5344
03:58:28,600 --> 03:58:31,266
比一般的痘要疼10倍哎呦

5345
03:58:32,133 --> 03:58:33,599
千万别急我怕

5346
03:58:33,600 --> 03:58:36,500
我真的很怕这种很关键部分的这个

5347
03:58:36,933 --> 03:58:38,366
逗你一挤然后

5348
03:58:39,066 --> 03:58:42,099
把脑浆挤出来感觉很恐怖哎

5349
03:58:42,100 --> 03:58:43,466
你们不觉得吗

5350
03:58:43,700 --> 03:58:47,200
真的感觉很容易把脑浆脑浆挤出来

5351
03:58:47,766 --> 03:58:50,999
而且万一感染了的话很麻烦啊

5352
03:58:52,900 --> 03:58:55,900
我感觉真出事我得扛了为啥呀

5353
03:58:56,666 --> 03:58:57,466
啊

5354
03:58:57,866 --> 03:59:01,099
这这是朋友一起能扛的事情吗

5355
03:59:01,166 --> 03:59:02,799
这无证驾驶

5356
03:59:03,266 --> 03:59:04,699
无证驾驶

5357
03:59:05,800 --> 03:59:08,466
钱反的大事还得你你扛

5358
03:59:08,600 --> 03:59:11,066
你这朋友跟你挡过子弹了

5359
03:59:11,066 --> 03:59:12,933
你你给他扛这个

5360
03:59:13,200 --> 03:59:14,000
啊

5361
03:59:14,966 --> 03:59:16,133
你挤的是痘

5362
03:59:16,133 --> 03:59:16,933
哈哈

5363
03:59:17,800 --> 03:59:19,366
那个地方长的痘啊

5364
03:59:19,366 --> 03:59:22,133
出一点不一定是脑浆也可能是脊髓液

5365
03:59:22,133 --> 03:59:24,599
你能不能别说这么恐怖的东西啊

5366
03:59:24,800 --> 03:59:26,666
你能不能别说这么恐怖的东西

5367
03:59:26,666 --> 03:59:28,799
你知不知道脊髓液这个东西

5368
03:59:28,800 --> 03:59:31,933
我之前看过一个特别恐怖的传说就是

5369
03:59:32,566 --> 03:59:34,333
有一个人经常流鼻涕

5370
03:59:34,333 --> 03:59:36,333
然后这个鼻涕还不是那种

5371
03:59:36,533 --> 03:59:38,799
感冒了的时候的那种什么青鼻涕

5372
03:59:38,800 --> 03:59:39,766
黄鼻涕之类的

5373
03:59:39,766 --> 03:59:42,466
而是那种像水一样的鼻涕啊

5374
03:59:42,766 --> 03:59:44,299
经常流他也不在意

5375
03:59:44,300 --> 03:59:45,266
后面发现

5376
03:59:45,333 --> 03:59:48,999
是脑袋的脊髓液从鼻腔里面流出来了

5377
03:59:49,000 --> 03:59:51,500
他是大脑出了问题

5378
03:59:51,766 --> 03:59:54,699
对很可怕很可怕人

5379
03:59:56,066 --> 03:59:58,666
因为他可能得靠这个学激活

5380
03:59:58,666 --> 04:00:00,599
但是你还有办法是吧

5381
04:00:03,266 --> 04:00:05,966
你也太光辉伟大了

5382
04:00:08,300 --> 04:00:10,966
你也太光辉伟大了吧我操

5383
04:00:14,666 --> 04:00:17,999
就算是男女朋友是情侣这种事情

5384
04:00:18,000 --> 04:00:18,800
我估计

5385
04:00:18,933 --> 04:00:22,333
都很难给夸你你真的你真的挺伟大的

5386
04:00:22,333 --> 04:00:26,366
妹妹你真的你真的挺伟大的只能说

5387
04:00:28,066 --> 04:00:29,133
这个东西

5388
04:00:29,533 --> 04:00:33,333
啊成本意义啊什么字你真的挺伟大的

5389
04:00:33,333 --> 04:00:35,499
就算没有发生这个事情

5390
04:00:38,200 --> 04:00:40,000
就算没有没有没有没有

5391
04:00:40,000 --> 04:00:42,133
往这个最坏的方向去走啊

5392
04:00:42,400 --> 04:00:45,300
只是一个假设但是我也是真的觉得

5393
04:00:45,300 --> 04:00:46,100
真心的

5394
04:00:46,100 --> 04:00:47,266
确实伟大

5395
04:00:48,300 --> 04:00:49,866
我大脑出问题了

5396
04:00:49,866 --> 04:00:51,933
所以大家如果那什么吧

5397
04:00:52,166 --> 04:00:56,133
如果大家如果大家如果大家那个什么

5398
04:01:02,066 --> 04:01:04,099
如果大家长了这个痘的话

5399
04:01:04,100 --> 04:01:06,000
千万千万要小心

5400
04:01:07,300 --> 04:01:08,866
而且如果你们要是有的

5401
04:01:08,866 --> 04:01:09,133
时候

5402
04:01:09,133 --> 04:01:12,199
经常去流那种像水一样的鼻涕的话

5403
04:01:12,266 --> 04:01:14,133
真的要去医院注意看一下

5404
04:01:14,133 --> 04:01:15,866
因为这个是很吓人哎

5405
04:01:16,133 --> 04:01:18,533
脑子里面的水流出来了

5406
04:01:18,533 --> 04:01:20,133
脑子里面的脊髓液流出来

5407
04:01:20,133 --> 04:01:20,899
你自己不知道

5408
04:01:20,900 --> 04:01:22,733
你还把它当普通鼻涕这么擦

5409
04:01:22,733 --> 04:01:23,933
真的很可怕的

5410
04:01:25,466 --> 04:01:27,166
害怕这这个

5411
04:01:27,166 --> 04:01:28,499
这个是我小时候听了

5412
04:01:28,500 --> 04:01:30,266
会做噩梦的那种故事啊

5413
04:01:30,266 --> 04:01:31,366
真的很吓人

5414
04:01:31,366 --> 04:01:34,333
所以希望希望大家都重视这方面啊

5415
04:01:35,000 --> 04:01:36,566
出事了再说

5416
04:01:37,066 --> 04:01:38,766
别当一按比吗

5417
04:01:38,766 --> 04:01:40,866
哎呦反正我的话要是我

5418
04:01:41,066 --> 04:01:43,266
我是没法给人顶包的

5419
04:01:43,366 --> 04:01:46,366
我我是我是没法给人顶包的真的

5420
04:01:49,100 --> 04:01:51,200
因为我也得靠这个血激活

5421
04:01:54,600 --> 04:01:56,400
但还能流出来对啊

5422
04:01:56,400 --> 04:01:58,866
但是得是你脑子有问题的时候

5423
04:01:58,866 --> 04:02:01,166
真的已经生病了的时候才可以

5424
04:02:02,200 --> 04:02:03,766
这是一个什么病

5425
04:02:03,766 --> 04:02:06,299
忘记挺严重的疾病的前兆

5426
04:02:07,100 --> 04:02:08,333
你是怎么分辨

5427
04:02:08,366 --> 04:02:10,266
对呀这东西就是分辨不出来

5428
04:02:10,266 --> 04:02:11,866
他长得跟鼻涕差不多

5429
04:02:11,866 --> 04:02:13,799
就跟流水的鼻涕差不多

5430
04:02:13,900 --> 04:02:14,700
懂吗

5431
04:02:15,733 --> 04:02:16,799
出事了没关系

5432
04:02:16,800 --> 04:02:19,333
回来当虚拟主播烟人养我是吧

5433
04:02:19,400 --> 04:02:20,200
啊

5434
04:02:20,800 --> 04:02:22,566
唱啊什么意思啊

5435
04:02:31,500 --> 04:02:32,300
不会唱

5436
04:02:32,966 --> 04:02:33,499
啊

5437
04:02:33,500 --> 04:02:35,200
我就听听不行吗

5438
04:02:37,100 --> 04:02:41,100
这这首歌真不会唱太尖了太高了

5439
04:02:41,733 --> 04:02:44,866
携手成来只一眼天真年华只一现

5440
04:02:44,866 --> 04:02:48,966
恍然一念间爱难圆又何亦倦

5441
04:02:49,500 --> 04:02:50,966
跌宕是人活一愿

5442
04:02:51,400 --> 04:02:55,100
我把青春青春金钱交上天

5443
04:02:56,166 --> 04:02:56,966
唉唉唉唉唉唉唉唉

5444
04:02:59,966 --> 04:03:00,766
唉

5445
04:03:03,166 --> 04:03:05,866
会唱啊主播会死海吗

5446
04:03:05,866 --> 04:03:07,066
主播不是歌系啊

5447
04:03:07,066 --> 04:03:09,966
就是不是歌系的意思就是很很少唱歌

5448
04:03:09,966 --> 04:03:11,199
很不会唱歌

5449
04:03:11,800 --> 04:03:15,300
真指望唱万象双天啊真不行除非你要

5450
04:03:15,366 --> 04:03:17,999
你要找个人出个电棍版的万象双天

5451
04:03:18,000 --> 04:03:19,566
搞不好我还能试试

5452
04:03:19,900 --> 04:03:22,900
原唱的这辈子应该是呃

5453
04:03:23,900 --> 04:03:25,900
呃哈哈哈哈

5454
04:03:26,100 --> 04:03:27,900
是不是昼夜的吟诵

5455
04:03:28,000 --> 04:03:30,000
是为了擦血披梦

5456
04:03:30,000 --> 04:03:31,666
是普度众生的恢宏

5457
04:03:31,666 --> 04:03:33,699
万古皆成颂

5458
04:03:33,900 --> 04:03:35,766
是病中夜游的晚风

5459
04:03:35,766 --> 04:03:37,499
是兴亡载覆的峥嵘

5460
04:03:37,500 --> 04:03:41,266
千年的降落谁斗破疾风

5461
04:03:41,466 --> 04:03:44,599
四衰的杀义不相争斗争

5462
04:03:44,600 --> 04:03:48,566
就算烈日无云天使偶相逢

5463
04:03:49,266 --> 04:03:52,999
万众快得更多差错总与痛

5464
04:03:53,166 --> 04:03:57,066
不做官理上天赐道是始终

5465
04:03:58,133 --> 04:04:00,133
我觉得电棍已经火不了

5466
04:04:00,133 --> 04:04:03,466
我不是电棍唱歌我能找到他那个调

5467
04:04:03,466 --> 04:04:04,299
你知道吧

5468
04:04:07,000 --> 04:04:08,600
我能找到他那个调

5469
04:04:13,800 --> 04:04:15,466
烟火里的尘埃

5470
04:04:15,466 --> 04:04:16,899
灯火里的尘埃

5471
04:04:17,366 --> 04:04:20,566
怎么让我唱那个灯灯灯火里的中国啊

5472
04:04:20,566 --> 04:04:22,733
怎么让我唱春天的芭蕾啊

5473
04:04:24,400 --> 04:04:26,100
这太难了

5474
04:04:28,100 --> 04:04:31,133
天古有谁堪知道

5475
04:04:31,700 --> 04:04:34,866
一叶障目彼岸飘摇

5476
04:04:35,600 --> 04:04:39,200
身在局中有残缺笑

5477
04:04:39,200 --> 04:04:42,600
权谋此地更高

5478
04:04:44,366 --> 04:04:44,766
待

5479
04:04:44,766 --> 04:04:46,366
主播视频在看哪个

5480
04:04:46,366 --> 04:04:49,699
哪个有推流啊我猜猜是不是那个呃

5481
04:04:50,000 --> 04:04:51,933
主播直播间怎么有同船啊的那个

5482
04:04:51,933 --> 04:04:53,199
是不是那个有推流啊

5483
04:04:53,300 --> 04:04:55,066
那个好像混到推荐位了

5484
04:04:55,200 --> 04:04:56,700
所以一开始出动

5485
04:04:56,700 --> 04:04:58,133
跟别的视频差不多的情况下

5486
04:04:58,133 --> 04:04:59,499
他已经快10万了

5487
04:05:00,166 --> 04:05:01,799
那个混到内部推荐位

5488
04:05:04,066 --> 04:05:05,699
真能春天的芭蕾吗

5489
04:05:05,700 --> 04:05:07,166
这给多少也唱不了啊

5490
04:05:07,166 --> 04:05:09,966
这这这给多少也唱不了春天的芭蕾

5491
04:05:09,966 --> 04:05:12,466
别别指望了这个这个没指望的

5492
04:05:13,200 --> 04:05:15,700
轻轻夹上天

5493
04:05:16,800 --> 04:05:18,066
好走了

5494
04:05:18,700 --> 04:05:19,600
拜拜喵

5495
04:05:19,600 --> 04:05:20,666
拜拜喵

5496
04:05:21,300 --> 04:05:22,266
拜拜喵

5497
04:05:25,966 --> 04:05:26,966
下播了啊

5498
04:05:30,933 --> 04:05:32,933
自古有谁贪

5499
04:05:33,066 --> 04:05:38,099
值得黑夜降魔彼岸跳跃

5500
04:05:40,200 --> 04:05:41,166
千万别再

5501
04:05:41,333 --> 04:05:44,666
别再跟那个什么就是让你朋友的事

5502
04:05:44,666 --> 04:05:45,866
你们都注意点

5503
04:05:45,866 --> 04:05:47,766
别别没这种开车了

5504
04:05:47,866 --> 04:05:51,533
起码得带一个有驾照的人吧我觉得

5505
04:05:52,166 --> 04:05:55,099
起码得带个有驾照的人嗯

5506
04:05:56,400 --> 04:05:58,700
拜拜喵拜拜大家

5507
04:05:59,166 --> 04:06:01,499
谢谢小开关

5508
04:06:01,500 --> 04:06:02,266
喷胎

5509
04:06:02,266 --> 04:06:03,966
和养脑过载

5510
04:06:03,966 --> 04:06:06,866
谢谢三位的金色爱心感谢支持

5511
04:06:08,166 --> 04:06:10,066
谢谢金宝的3条爱心

5512
04:06:10,100 --> 04:06:11,666
谢谢滴滴日报的爱心

5513
04:06:11,866 --> 04:06:14,199
谢谢文奎的鸡米花爱心

5514
04:06:14,200 --> 04:06:17,600
你太破费了谢谢文奎的截图的

5515
04:06:17,600 --> 04:06:20,133
出事我来扛我谁呀我能给你扛

5516
04:06:20,133 --> 04:06:21,299
哈哈哈

5517
04:06:21,300 --> 04:06:23,566
谢谢金宝的钱多

5518
04:06:25,200 --> 04:06:26,000
喵喵

5519
04:06:26,100 --> 04:06:27,133
感谢支持

5520
04:06:28,266 --> 04:06:29,133
谢谢啊

5521
04:06:29,400 --> 04:06:33,300
欢迎小家的紫林熊本七田秋葵鸭

5522
04:06:33,533 --> 04:06:35,533
呃仿生猫老大

5523
04:06:35,800 --> 04:06:38,466
冷香去变空会梦

5524
04:06:38,533 --> 04:06:40,866
谢谢一只路过的绚烂喵

5525
04:06:40,900 --> 04:06:42,266
全双谢谢

5526
04:06:42,266 --> 04:06:44,399
是一只羊谢谢老胸膛第一代

5527
04:06:44,400 --> 04:06:47,133
客清中离合狗狗显卡的舰长

5528
04:06:47,500 --> 04:06:48,966
妈妈都不叫我洋洋

5529
04:06:50,066 --> 04:06:51,799
洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋

5530
04:06:51,800 --> 04:06:52,333
哎

5531
04:06:52,333 --> 04:06:54,733
你还挺喜欢这个名字主播主播

5532
04:06:54,733 --> 04:06:56,399
随便主播主播

5533
04:06:56,600 --> 04:06:58,766
很多时候起名字都是

5534
04:06:59,000 --> 04:07:00,766
感觉很随便你知道吧

5535
04:07:00,766 --> 04:07:03,266
就是听起来感觉很随便

5536
04:07:03,266 --> 04:07:04,766
我怕你们不喜欢

5537
04:07:05,700 --> 04:07:06,733
谢谢你

5538
04:07:08,966 --> 04:07:10,099
阿里巴豆

5539
04:07:10,266 --> 04:07:11,199
谢谢男士

5540
04:07:11,733 --> 04:07:13,533
谢谢大家的小花

5541
04:07:13,533 --> 04:07:16,533
人气票这个好运心动卡

5542
04:07:16,533 --> 04:07:17,466
牛蛙牛蛙

5543
04:07:17,466 --> 04:07:18,799
挨了挨了打call

5544
04:07:18,900 --> 04:07:20,866
粉丝团灯牌红包

5545
04:07:21,200 --> 04:07:22,466
谢谢

5546
04:07:23,533 --> 04:07:25,899
急速灯感谢支持

5547
04:07:28,133 --> 04:07:30,366
谢谢无印象的低言地语

5548
04:07:30,800 --> 04:07:33,533
谢谢宝特克的波波奶茶

5549
04:07:40,100 --> 04:07:41,533
懒洋洋是吧

5550
04:07:42,500 --> 04:07:44,200
谢谢猫老大的爱心抱枕

5551
04:07:44,766 --> 04:07:46,333
太过分了

5552
04:07:48,300 --> 04:07:52,200
感谢喵感谢喵240天感谢喵感谢喵

5553
04:07:57,900 --> 04:08:01,566
i looked like a kudai dado ninete

5554
04:08:02,766 --> 04:08:03,566
na na

5555
04:08:05,700 --> 04:08:08,933
na na na na na na na na na

5556
04:08:11,400 --> 04:08:13,133
na na na

5557
04:08:15,600 --> 04:08:17,366
na na na na na na na na na na na

5558
04:08:18,933 --> 04:08:19,366
这什么啊

5559
04:08:19,366 --> 04:08:21,366
我说一下等一下等一下等一下

5560
04:08:33,300 --> 04:08:34,366
啊这个是什么

5561
04:08:34,466 --> 04:08:35,999
他这才开对啊

5562
04:08:36,000 --> 04:08:36,866
听不听这个

5563
04:08:44,800 --> 04:08:45,600
谢谢

5564
04:08:47,000 --> 04:08:48,133
好像是软膏

5565
04:08:48,133 --> 04:08:51,499
已经记下来了记在记在那个什么来了

5566
04:08:51,766 --> 04:08:52,766
昨天买有了

5567
04:08:52,766 --> 04:08:55,066
好好好我已经记在记在里面了

5568
04:08:58,300 --> 04:08:59,733
在哪个提督打人

5569
04:08:59,733 --> 04:09:03,533
记得记得什么记得记得记得写

5570
04:09:04,266 --> 04:09:07,366
记得写主播发给你们的那个

5571
04:09:09,366 --> 04:09:10,166
问卷

5572
04:09:10,800 --> 04:09:13,466
看到你还是该动下播了

5573
04:09:14,166 --> 04:09:15,599
加油加油呢