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找个风景带走我的猫咪

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游戏的话

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当成一个二岁才有那个

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只有三对三国的了

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起码没多大的人才形容

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可喜可以开心

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完美的阿里亚拉送你

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有了一个人都来给我写出关人性

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把人性都学精了

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做给你爱着爱着的人一样

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祝你恭喜你

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恭喜我得到了

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你想要来给你

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你怕你怕你妈diy一个人是一个人心中还没落

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各位元宵节快乐

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虽然我知道这节是晚上过的

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但是不知道明天早上能不能播

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明天可能有点事情吧

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不知道能不能过来

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昨天一天没见

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我有没有想我啊

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想我的扣一镜头

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看到一个很奇怪的一条大鱼

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看到一个很奇

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我大一些的可以看我做你一天要做一个几次

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我下班打打游

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恭喜恭的恭喜我的爱意玩剧情

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那剧本就由我言

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所以当然是一半人上不去情来决定爱着你

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爱着谁呀

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你还是个人

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相信我的卡路里是会有点不习惯不到的

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生活里一个月上一个月生的

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还遇到我的距离

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都喜悦的细节

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感觉不太不太对劲啊

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这表情不太对劲

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竟然有点疼

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好像嘴有点闭不上

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怎么回事呢

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啊这这是这是算的

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反正我也没有不说话的时候啊

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就这样吧

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我也没有不说话的时候

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主播反正是一直在说话

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只要只要开着这个牌子

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没有不说话的时候啊

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好哎哟

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哪天吕布别骂了

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行不行啊

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别骂了

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and take me

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don't know what oh

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oh

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哈喽

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呀不要音乐

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爸爸了

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整啥呢

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走啥的

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哥们还在看三体呢

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这不正常点吗

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9.45啊

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昨天一天没看到

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把我忘了是吧

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前天我9.45来的

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今天今天9.45干嘛呢

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这是哎呦

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谢谢瑶瑶

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又睡着了的牛蛙

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感谢支持

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三体动漫电视剧接上了

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你们还看动漫啊

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不是动漫一坨吗

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怎么还看动漫呢

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为什么不是只看电视剧啊

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为什么这首歌单曲循环啊

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啊哈哈哈

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为什么这首歌单曲循环啊

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他怎么把我的那个手机的设置给偷过来了

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哈喽哈喽

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我是你爹

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咩咩啊

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晚上好

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大家早上好

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呀

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哈喽哈喽喵嗯

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忽然之间的换季

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看了小说

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这俩都没看

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不是说电视剧比那个什么强吗

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第二句比那个动画强

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我之前在那个那个那个会自动播放的

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那个推送广告栏里面

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经常不小心一滑

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手机一砸到脸上

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然后砰的一下就点到那个三体里面去了

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还没看呢

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还没看呢

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嗯因为没看

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所以我就不给大家评论了

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反正看你们的评论是不太好的

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夜倾盆而下

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早上好

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等我的郎

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早上好

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kz朝天

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没关系

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早上好

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东方众文见

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早上好

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审批

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早上好憨态

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早上好

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记星冷夜

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早上好

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相思相忆空吟轻歌

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库洛马叫早上好

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梦瑶早上好好想做米娅的狗啊

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早上好

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200827小熊猫猫

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早上好呀

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我还有我还有无数虚实场

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有人一起喝点酒

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少喝点吧

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差不多得了

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大早上的拉着一人一起酗酒是吧

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你那边我知道是玩笑了不行

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赶紧早点睡觉

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主播既然既然你在主播面前说要找人一起喝酒

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主播就不能坐视不理

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不行的

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我跟你说

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喝酒它有很多不好的地方

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比如说你喝完之后第二天会头疼

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再比如说什么呢

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你可能兜里就不小心少了很多的园子

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第二天起来发现自己银行卡有好多的开支

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喝大了之后

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然后给米亚米亚

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这个这个都都都都从你手里流到米米娅手里了

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这是很不好的好吧

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不睡一整串

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你在我直播间踹我踹走了

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他会保护我的

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对走路回家

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主播如何评价

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有人私信我说可以连麦睡叫

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不知不觉你问他是离婚的还是连素的好吧

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你问他是离婚的还是连连素的不对

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那个术语叫连连绿的还是连黄的

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对

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是连绿色还是蓝黄色

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要是问他

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他要是那什么

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他要是他要是那个要跟你连黄的

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你就让他滚

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叫他去那个下载一个百度贴吧

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有个吧叫连吧

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你叫他去那个里面去找人

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连啊啊呃找去那个里面去去找人

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连找人找人那个kk那个什么p呀

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嗯对昏的推你

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你们不会有这种兴趣吧

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你们不觉得这个连麦睡觉这个东西啊

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如果是连绿色的

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我还能理解

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两个人聊聊天吧

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说说话

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然后讲讲故事啊之类的

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说着说着唠嗑唠嗑

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睡着了

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跟宿舍里面对吧

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大家一个人点个蜡烛

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一起讲故事

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讲到最后一个人先没声了

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你发现他困的睡着了

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我觉得还挺有这种感觉的

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离婚的算什么呀

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神经病吧

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呃这个他在这边呃

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你在那边啊

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最后你们俩嗯这个这个有点有点脑残吧

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是真的

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你连过我也不会收回

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我的话有点脑残的

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有点脑残在身上了哦

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这就去私信黄的分享给群友

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他们不需要这些不好玩啊

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不是这个这个不好玩的

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真的真的不好玩

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就不要去玩这种东西啊

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很很不好玩的

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你也练过连什么连绿色的吗

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我是觉得连麦睡觉这个东西即使是在在陪玩圈

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也是非常诡异的啊

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我记得他们接那个连麦睡觉的单子呃

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在在哪1年

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181920忘记是哪1年了

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反正这3年里面的1年好像是连麦睡觉

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是按次数算的

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一次是66还是还是52来着

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不是万一对面万一对面打呼噜怎么办啊

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问问对面打呼噜

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你还忍着什么

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你还不能关麦

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你还不能关他的麦克风

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这样的话你的睡眠质量就垃圾的要死

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为了为了什么

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为了50块钱出卖自己

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一宿都好眠

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真的值得吗

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我就不值得啊

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素的连累干嘛

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你们哎我本来以为阉人都是正经人的

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我以为验人都是正经人呢

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哎哟欢迎杨洋

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早上好

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欢迎林小林

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还要那不行

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我五分钟就睡着了

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亏这玩意儿就是赌你五分钟就睡着了

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赌你赌你说五分钟的话就睡着了

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然后他半夜之后偷偷的把那个什么

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把那个手机的那个后台划掉之后

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我跟你说啊

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不好意思

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对不起

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网络不好

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断线了啦

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之后他半夜还可以去接其他的单子

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你知道吗

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这就是一个呃一个一个潜规则

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怎么办

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直接下一单了

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对呀

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你睡着了

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他直接就下一单了

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他才给你挂了

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然后下一单了

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你还知道来看播呀

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你还知道来看我啊

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你还知道来看我呀

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哇早上好心海

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早上好多天

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早上好

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金希嗯

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早上好捏

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我还有喵嗯

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你还知道来看我呀

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猫猫早上好

251
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好久不见

252
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甚是想念

253
00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:02,350
早上好

254
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早上好

255
00:10:03,430 --> 00:10:06,200
嘿嘿嘿哎呦

256
00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:08,300
我也挺想大家的

257
00:10:08,300 --> 00:10:09,890
一天不来直播

258
00:10:09,890 --> 00:10:12,490
就感觉不太会讲话了

259
00:10:12,490 --> 00:10:14,050
我就是这样一个人

260
00:10:14,050 --> 00:10:15,130
你走你不许走

261
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你给我留下

262
00:10:16,090 --> 00:10:17,050
哼哼

263
00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:17,940
生气了

264
00:10:17,940 --> 00:10:18,540
早上好

265
00:10:18,540 --> 00:10:19,590
早上好

266
00:10:19,590 --> 00:10:20,400
哎呦

267
00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:21,480
一天不来直播

268
00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:22,620
真的不打不打

269
00:10:22,620 --> 00:10:23,880
会说话了

270
00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:26,940
我这个必须得每天保持了三个小时

271
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到四个小时的直播

272
00:10:28,260 --> 00:10:32,130
然后才能习惯这种面对屏幕说话的感觉

273
00:10:32,130 --> 00:10:34,660
但凡少一天都会很难受

274
00:10:34,820 --> 00:10:35,900
受不了了

275
00:10:35,900 --> 00:10:37,460
再也不给自己放假了

276
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对不起

277
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我有罪

278
00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:43,600
应该写个写个忏悔书

279
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比米呀米呀

280
00:10:46,140 --> 00:10:51,000
这个承诺给阴阳人一周直播六天以上啊

281
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每周的有效直播时间在什么

282
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在这个呃15小时以上

283
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如果做不到

284
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这个这个就惩罚我这个玩一天恐怖游戏之类的

285
00:11:04,220 --> 00:11:06,319
一天圈不到圆子

286
00:11:06,319 --> 00:11:07,279
感觉不会说话

287
00:11:07,279 --> 00:11:08,479
不是圆子的问题

288
00:11:08,479 --> 00:11:09,769
不是圆子的问题

289
00:11:09,769 --> 00:11:13,990
这个这个这个主播主播很容易被刷机的

290
00:11:13,990 --> 00:11:17,760
就是那种内存特别少的手机啊

291
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:22,120
它会自动卸载一些没有没有用处的一些应用啊

292
00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:23,080
我现在这个手机

293
00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:25,710
就是经常我一个应用三天不打开

294
00:11:25,710 --> 00:11:27,690
我手机自己啪一下就给他卸了

295
00:11:27,690 --> 00:11:30,400
我现在好像就是这种状态啊

296
00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,110
哈喽哈喽

297
00:11:32,110 --> 00:11:33,380
走走走走

298
00:11:35,020 --> 00:11:37,020
主播怎么没有关系了

299
00:11:37,020 --> 00:11:38,100
藏在下面了

300
00:11:38,100 --> 00:11:39,990
人不是藏在上面了

301
00:11:39,990 --> 00:11:41,310
放下边了

302
00:11:41,310 --> 00:11:43,500
走了走了一天

303
00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:44,280
不拜人

304
00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:46,020
因噎人感觉什么

305
00:11:46,020 --> 00:11:50,290
27号生日会49 五四道歉片段

306
00:11:51,250 --> 00:11:53,770
有人打轴打魔怔了

307
00:11:53,770 --> 00:11:54,910
那是什么来着

308
00:11:54,910 --> 00:11:56,130
谢罪是吧

309
00:11:56,130 --> 00:11:57,570
我记得那是什么来着

310
00:11:57,570 --> 00:12:01,330
4954道歉片段是啊

311
00:12:01,330 --> 00:12:02,830
向大家谢罪

312
00:12:02,830 --> 00:12:04,780
mia mia是电的

313
00:12:04,780 --> 00:12:05,590
红豆泥

314
00:12:05,590 --> 00:12:06,610
斯密马赛

315
00:12:06,610 --> 00:12:07,800
对不起

316
00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:09,060
好的

317
00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:11,820
你对不起的事啊

318
00:12:11,820 --> 00:12:12,780
是猫猫

319
00:12:12,780 --> 00:12:13,260
对不起

320
00:12:13,260 --> 00:12:15,690
大家下次还敢啊

321
00:12:15,690 --> 00:12:16,890
是不是这样来着

322
00:12:16,890 --> 00:12:18,450
我记得当时是这样的

323
00:12:18,450 --> 00:12:19,590
如果我没记错的话

324
00:12:19,590 --> 00:12:20,310
是这样的

325
00:12:20,310 --> 00:12:22,219
记错了的话就不知道了

326
00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:24,200
没记错的话

327
00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,340
是这样的呢

328
00:12:25,340 --> 00:12:30,140
呃搞这种的会给自己太大压力不高什么呀

329
00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:33,150
你说的是搞搞电子的

330
00:12:33,150 --> 00:12:36,230
还是搞那个连麦睡觉的

331
00:12:36,230 --> 00:12:38,510
还是搞虚拟主播的

332
00:12:38,510 --> 00:12:40,520
嬉皮笑脸道歉

333
00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:41,390
没办法

334
00:12:41,390 --> 00:12:42,710
我来了就会笑吗

335
00:12:42,710 --> 00:12:44,560
看大家太开心了

336
00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:49,440
嗯那跟你相处的时间每一秒钟都太开心了

337
00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:52,240
已经开心到水满则溢

338
00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:55,570
也没有办法这个抑制自己欢乐的笑容

339
00:12:55,570 --> 00:12:57,430
嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿

340
00:12:57,430 --> 00:12:58,660
没办法捏

341
00:12:58,660 --> 00:13:00,220
就是这么的高兴

342
00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:06,380
嗯怎么知道可以每周七天

343
00:13:06,380 --> 00:13:08,240
168小时以上吗

344
00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:08,750
这不行

345
00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:10,400
这除非七天卖酒

346
00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:14,120
回什么吃饭睡觉都哈哈哈哈哈

347
00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:16,520
那太恐怖了不行

348
00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:18,010
我还是有隐私的

349
00:13:18,010 --> 00:13:21,250
比如说主播主播主播洗澡的时候

350
00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:23,960
捏小黄鸭的声音啊啊

351
00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:25,640
主播下播了之后

352
00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:29,560
偷偷的吃自己买的鱼豆腐的声音啊啊

353
00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:33,670
主播在那个沙发上看别人跳舞扭来扭去的声音

354
00:13:33,670 --> 00:13:36,099
这些声音都是不能公开的

355
00:13:36,099 --> 00:13:37,659
那不行不行不行

356
00:13:37,659 --> 00:13:39,879
这些这些都是不能给你们听的

357
00:13:39,879 --> 00:13:43,090
必须得还是得保有一些隐私的距离

358
00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:43,990
产生美啊

359
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,190
每天三个小时

360
00:13:45,190 --> 00:13:48,120
而对于主播来说就是最合适的时间内

361
00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:50,820
现在在播恐怖游戏还会笑吗

362
00:13:50,820 --> 00:13:53,250
对了恐怖游戏的决定啊

363
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:56,070
恐怖悬疑推理向的

364
00:13:56,070 --> 00:13:58,380
就说不是恐怖游戏都叉出去

365
00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:01,830
恐怖悬疑推理向的那个游戏啊

366
00:14:01,830 --> 00:14:07,420
在那个什么在在在那个我动态的第一条有投票

367
00:14:07,420 --> 00:14:09,220
给了两个选项啊

368
00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:10,660
给了给了两个选项

369
00:14:10,660 --> 00:14:11,500
你们记得投

370
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:12,460
你们不投的话

371
00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:13,600
主播会生气的

372
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:18,050
我睡觉都是不会打呼噜啊

373
00:14:18,050 --> 00:14:20,180
但是我睡觉会鼻塞诶

374
00:14:20,180 --> 00:14:23,519
就睡着睡着就得起来摸张纸

375
00:14:23,519 --> 00:14:27,479
然后擤鼻涕写完了之后把它扔到纸篓里面

376
00:14:28,790 --> 00:14:32,420
经常睡着睡着起来起来发现鼻子堵了

377
00:14:32,420 --> 00:14:33,839
欢迎面包冰箱

378
00:14:33,889 --> 00:14:38,579
还有面试主播偷偷扎小人

379
00:14:38,579 --> 00:14:40,379
释放结晶魔法的声音

380
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:41,369
那个不行的

381
00:14:41,369 --> 00:14:43,219
那个也不能给你们听啊

382
00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:47,460
你还不是说什么主播米娅

383
00:14:47,460 --> 00:14:49,740
米娅看起来没有什么实力啊

384
00:14:49,740 --> 00:14:50,920
平平无奇啊

385
00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:53,680
也不知道他是怎么有的总督啊

386
00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:56,020
也不知道他为什么有这么多舰队啊

387
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:58,120
想必一定是很有交际圈吧

388
00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:00,220
不对妹妹你说错了

389
00:15:00,220 --> 00:15:01,900
我是什么

390
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:03,040
学会了加拿大

391
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:08,990
这个当地本土的这个这个这个这个怎么说呢

392
00:15:08,990 --> 00:15:10,640
扎小人之术啊

393
00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:13,130
只需要知道你的b站ui d

394
00:15:13,130 --> 00:15:16,609
然后把你的b站ui d写在一个布娃娃上面

395
00:15:16,609 --> 00:15:20,029
我就做饭的时候带这个布娃娃一份

396
00:15:20,029 --> 00:15:22,080
然后这个布娃娃吃了我的饭

397
00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:24,180
就会第二天来看我直播啊

398
00:15:24,180 --> 00:15:26,400
带着带着他这个ui d账号的所有者

399
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:28,530
第二天就特别想来看我的直播

400
00:15:28,530 --> 00:15:30,670
主播每天下播了之后

401
00:15:30,670 --> 00:15:33,569
为什么天天总会失踪一段时间呢

402
00:15:33,569 --> 00:15:35,009
每天都在切菜

403
00:15:35,009 --> 00:15:36,029
每天都在做饭

404
00:15:36,029 --> 00:15:37,349
一天要做200多份

405
00:15:37,349 --> 00:15:39,149
这个布娃娃吃的小饭呢

406
00:15:39,149 --> 00:15:39,869
很辛苦的

407
00:15:39,869 --> 00:15:40,650
好不好

408
00:15:40,650 --> 00:15:43,890
每天都在家里面熬好大好大的一锅啊

409
00:15:43,890 --> 00:15:45,990
然后一人一人给一个碗

410
00:15:45,990 --> 00:15:48,900
我家的洗碗机从来都没有停止工作过

411
00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:50,940
就是因为这个流水席啊

412
00:15:50,940 --> 00:15:53,580
请大家吃饭了

413
00:15:53,690 --> 00:15:54,310
这么多

414
00:15:54,310 --> 00:15:55,930
舰长就是请小人吃饭

415
00:15:55,930 --> 00:15:56,710
请出来的

416
00:15:56,710 --> 00:15:57,430
可不是这样

417
00:15:57,430 --> 00:15:58,330
咋整呢

418
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:02,230
加拿大肥猫的结晶巫术啊

419
00:16:02,230 --> 00:16:04,750
什么艺人联名更换为纸人不行

420
00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:05,800
几人不可以啊

421
00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,060
只能是禁播的

422
00:16:07,060 --> 00:16:09,240
几人不可以哦

423
00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:11,280
应该会不会用嘴呼吸啊

424
00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:12,300
我会啦

425
00:16:12,380 --> 00:16:13,880
我记得准呼吸

426
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:15,950
据说是会让人变丑的

427
00:16:15,950 --> 00:16:18,830
会让人这个这个变得不好看

428
00:16:18,830 --> 00:16:19,790
但是也没办法

429
00:16:19,790 --> 00:16:21,950
有的时候你的鼻子它真的就不透气

430
00:16:21,950 --> 00:16:22,850
那怎么办呢

431
00:16:22,850 --> 00:16:24,720
你你也控制不了

432
00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:26,460
你要是鼻子通气的话

433
00:16:26,460 --> 00:16:28,370
谁也不想嘴呼吸啊

434
00:16:28,370 --> 00:16:30,350
这个东西就是越嘴呼吸

435
00:16:30,350 --> 00:16:33,230
可能你鼻子透气的这个概率就越低

436
00:16:33,230 --> 00:16:34,430
然后鼻子不透气

437
00:16:34,430 --> 00:16:36,760
你就越容易偏向于用嘴呼吸啊

438
00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:39,220
属于是一个铁血的恶性循环了

439
00:16:39,220 --> 00:16:44,640
千万不要学这个米娅姐姐米尔乔

440
00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:47,340
什么别扎我小人的那里

441
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,690
那里是哪里啊

442
00:16:48,690 --> 00:16:49,980
你已经没有脑子了

443
00:16:49,980 --> 00:16:51,540
扎着脑袋怕什么嘛

444
00:16:51,540 --> 00:16:52,450
真是的

445
00:16:52,450 --> 00:16:55,450
唉哟我作证那天

446
00:16:55,450 --> 00:16:58,220
就是因为我不小心撞见了主播扎小人

447
00:16:58,220 --> 00:17:00,080
所以被踢出了金字群

448
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:03,420
p天赋月阳光明明是啊

449
00:17:03,420 --> 00:17:05,670
别的小人都吃我做的饭

450
00:17:05,670 --> 00:17:07,050
做吃的很开心

451
00:17:07,050 --> 00:17:08,290
天赋月摇光

452
00:17:08,290 --> 00:17:10,870
用尽全力拿它短短的胳膊

453
00:17:10,870 --> 00:17:13,670
把我大大的碗啪的一下摔在了地上

454
00:17:13,670 --> 00:17:15,650
说老子不要吃这个

455
00:17:15,650 --> 00:17:16,820
我要吃菠萝

456
00:17:16,820 --> 00:17:18,659
要吃这个鱼子酱

457
00:17:18,659 --> 00:17:20,669
我要吃那个那个什么

458
00:17:20,669 --> 00:17:23,340
要吃这个这个这个惠灵顿牛排

459
00:17:23,340 --> 00:17:24,780
我把筷子一绝

460
00:17:24,780 --> 00:17:27,330
我说爱吃不吃这么多肾呐

461
00:17:27,330 --> 00:17:30,480
然后天风月妖怪的小人就在我的灶台上打滚

462
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,429
滚着滚着滚到地板上去

463
00:17:32,429 --> 00:17:36,270
把自己的这个这个手摔坏了之后之后

464
00:17:36,270 --> 00:17:38,670
没有想到是这个样子的

465
00:17:38,670 --> 00:17:43,260
哎呦他就嫁祸于我

466
00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:48,130
哎呀太子殿下飞什么飞飞那个什么飞

467
00:17:48,130 --> 00:17:51,100
飞这个这个凤凰啊

468
00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:52,690
他是凤凰来着

469
00:17:52,690 --> 00:17:55,210
非那个那个梧桐不息呀

470
00:17:55,210 --> 00:17:58,640
非这个呃什么什么朝露不演啊

471
00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:01,340
他就是这样的太太娇气了

472
00:18:01,340 --> 00:18:03,080
做不出来这么好吃的东西

473
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,560
给你看

474
00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:07,940
这么点够谁吃啊

475
00:18:07,940 --> 00:18:13,710
本来本来什么你们都是这么小的小人了

476
00:18:13,710 --> 00:18:14,190
意思意思

477
00:18:14,190 --> 00:18:15,580
咬一口就可以了

478
00:18:15,580 --> 00:18:17,260
有主播一口饭吃

479
00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:18,640
就有你一个碗刷

480
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:21,340
等家里的洗碗机什么时候停电了

481
00:18:21,340 --> 00:18:25,120
就得指挥小人挨个洗自己吃完饭的碗

482
00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:27,880
我觉得啥都缺

483
00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:29,290
就是不缺碗

484
00:18:29,290 --> 00:18:31,139
碗是最多的

485
00:18:31,139 --> 00:18:33,599
这话怎么这么像我妈说的

486
00:18:33,599 --> 00:18:35,999
爱吃不吃可不咋的啊

487
00:18:35,999 --> 00:18:37,079
我就不吃这一套

488
00:18:37,079 --> 00:18:37,859
你知道吗

489
00:18:37,859 --> 00:18:42,350
有的时候家里面冰冰让我点菜了

490
00:18:42,350 --> 00:18:44,570
早上高中早上的时候

491
00:18:44,570 --> 00:18:45,950
我妈妈送我出门

492
00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:47,430
他问我说

493
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:50,120
你中午想吃什么呀

494
00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:52,280
怎么改名叫cookie sheep

495
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:53,300
羊脑过载了

496
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:54,920
我刚把你的名字写完

497
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:55,220
瑶瑶

498
00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:56,660
你怎么把名字改了啊

499
00:18:56,660 --> 00:19:01,000
啊你早上还不叫这个名字呢

500
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,160
饼干牙

501
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:05,960
怎么回事啊

502
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:08,350
我刚把他名字写完了

503
00:19:08,350 --> 00:19:09,880
刚画了画

504
00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:11,110
他早上不叫这个

505
00:19:11,110 --> 00:19:12,190
我还确认了一下

506
00:19:12,190 --> 00:19:12,790
给他画画

507
00:19:12,790 --> 00:19:13,870
定完稿了

508
00:19:13,870 --> 00:19:15,139
要么就改掉了

509
00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:21,100
白写了算了

510
00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:22,480
没关系啊

511
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:25,840
嗯不打包可以发打卡

512
00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:29,860
感觉不如我行不歌名著精细的也写完了

513
00:19:29,860 --> 00:19:30,640
都写完了

514
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:33,100
我现在写到25级的了

515
00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:35,630
呃没画到25级啊

516
00:19:35,630 --> 00:19:39,830
我看了一下这个27级需要画画的

517
00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:40,730
我看一下

518
00:19:40,730 --> 00:19:47,680
画了12345678 90 40个名字

519
00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:51,340
主播花了10号嗯

520
00:19:51,340 --> 00:19:55,750
嗯大概这一行是四个名字左右啊

521
00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:59,770
四个到五个之间一般是四个

522
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:04,160
26级没有坏了

523
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,510
暂时还没有画到

524
00:20:05,510 --> 00:20:06,740
暂时还没画到

525
00:20:06,740 --> 00:20:08,060
你们要是不着急的话

526
00:20:08,060 --> 00:20:09,140
可以慢慢那啥

527
00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:10,520
我是想今天发出来的

528
00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:11,260
因为

529
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:14,840
我看看怎么改

530
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:15,860
别改了

531
00:20:15,860 --> 00:20:17,300
已经写完了

532
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:20,000
哎呀哈哈哈

533
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:21,560
你也喝点吧

534
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:22,790
你别喝呀

535
00:20:22,790 --> 00:20:23,660
没意思

536
00:20:23,660 --> 00:20:25,190
润又润又润

537
00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:25,670
哎呀

538
00:20:25,670 --> 00:20:26,620
受不了

539
00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:29,200
向窗外借口给你们说

540
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:34,280
今天主播差点差点就线下被被那个啥了

541
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:35,000
被gank掉了

542
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,240
你们知道吗

543
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,340
我室友找了他的一个

544
00:20:38,340 --> 00:20:40,440
之前我好像也见过一面啊

545
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,830
我之前找了一个

546
00:20:41,830 --> 00:20:45,550
每天一来我们家就坐在沙发上的一个女孩子

547
00:20:45,550 --> 00:20:47,400
就叫她小沙发吧

548
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:49,770
找个小沙发来家里面玩

549
00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:52,389
这好像是我第二次见这个小沙发了

550
00:20:52,389 --> 00:20:54,969
所以我这次就没有太注意啊

551
00:20:54,969 --> 00:20:56,169
我就跟他点了个头

552
00:20:56,169 --> 00:20:57,780
打了个招呼就好了

553
00:20:57,780 --> 00:21:03,180
结果我室友把他在看的那个小品关掉了之后

554
00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:05,040
我就听到小沙发那边

555
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:08,269
传来了一些非常耳熟能详的动静啊

556
00:21:08,269 --> 00:21:10,120
并且这个动静伤害越来越大

557
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:11,140
我就比较好奇

558
00:21:11,140 --> 00:21:12,640
我就蹭到了小沙发后面

559
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:13,900
看他在干什么

560
00:21:13,900 --> 00:21:16,950
结果我一看小沙发在那边坐着

561
00:21:16,950 --> 00:21:17,610
在那边看

562
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:23,880
那个那个你们知道那个那个18岁开的风车

563
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,440
开了一口的哥们

564
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:26,940
我的天

565
00:21:26,940 --> 00:21:30,840
这个门就那个那个那个我知道我唱的不对啊

566
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,610
他在那边这么可爱

567
00:21:32,610 --> 00:21:33,540
真是对不起

568
00:21:33,540 --> 00:21:36,270
然后在那边一边抱着自己的ipad

569
00:21:36,270 --> 00:21:37,770
一边一边在那个吃

570
00:21:37,770 --> 00:21:39,069
我感什么

571
00:21:39,069 --> 00:21:42,740
因为在那个自己的胸前来回拿手打

572
00:21:42,740 --> 00:21:44,660
手势跟结印一样

573
00:21:44,660 --> 00:21:47,240
跟那个火影忍者放开大结印一样

574
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:47,720
你知道吗

575
00:21:49,300 --> 00:21:51,640
哎我凑过去看了一眼他的屏幕

576
00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:53,260
他对着学的还不是真人

577
00:21:53,260 --> 00:21:55,600
他对着学的是一个md啊

578
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:58,159
我没认出来是个什么角色啊

579
00:21:58,220 --> 00:22:00,740
我的投稿播放量很难被刷到

580
00:22:00,740 --> 00:22:02,630
我不是不是我的投稿

581
00:22:02,630 --> 00:22:04,010
是他在学跳舞

582
00:22:04,010 --> 00:22:04,910
你知道吧

583
00:22:04,910 --> 00:22:06,110
他不是在看谁

584
00:22:06,110 --> 00:22:07,070
是他在学跳舞

585
00:22:07,070 --> 00:22:08,500
他学宅舞的

586
00:22:08,580 --> 00:22:11,340
我本来以为人家看的可能是抖音的

587
00:22:11,340 --> 00:22:12,600
那个手指舞啊

588
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:15,000
结果这个吴室友就问了这个小沙发

589
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,450
说诶你在干嘛呢

590
00:22:16,450 --> 00:22:18,070
小孩发说我在学宅舞呢

591
00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:20,240
过两天我们出外景去录像

592
00:22:21,900 --> 00:22:24,900
我也想人在加拿大啊

593
00:22:24,900 --> 00:22:26,730
就甜美又可爱

594
00:22:26,730 --> 00:22:29,580
长相又挺可挺好看的

595
00:22:29,580 --> 00:22:32,040
然后这个还会跳宅舞

596
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:35,370
看起来还挺二次元的这么一个女生啊

597
00:22:35,370 --> 00:22:37,270
声音还挺挺不错的

598
00:22:37,270 --> 00:22:39,730
不会是老子的同行吧

599
00:22:39,730 --> 00:22:41,830
然后我就缩在那个饭桌上面

600
00:22:41,830 --> 00:22:43,840
我本来是下来吃东西的

601
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:45,280
这不是元宵节吗

602
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:46,480
煮了个汤圆吃

603
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,010
本来我下来吃东西了

604
00:22:48,010 --> 00:22:50,860
搞得我一句话都不敢张嘴说呀

605
00:22:50,860 --> 00:22:53,120
生怕一开口同行相认

606
00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:54,920
他抱着我摇摇晃晃

607
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:56,720
然后明天就线下联动

608
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:57,740
我挺害怕的

609
00:22:57,740 --> 00:22:58,220
你知道吗

610
00:22:58,220 --> 00:22:59,460
有点可怕了

611
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,400
加拿大欣赏不来二次

612
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:02,180
不是啊

613
00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:03,620
来加拿大留学的

614
00:23:03,620 --> 00:23:05,870
要么就是比较宅的

615
00:23:05,870 --> 00:23:06,860
要么就是什么

616
00:23:06,860 --> 00:23:09,320
要么就是就是比较现充的那种

617
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:12,240
特别特别呃懂得玩的

618
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:14,370
要么就是喜欢户外活动

619
00:23:14,370 --> 00:23:16,740
很少有铁血二次元真的

620
00:23:16,740 --> 00:23:18,840
但是这种二次元的话

621
00:23:20,020 --> 00:23:21,960
主播主播就有点害怕

622
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:22,920
他有点副业

623
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:24,900
我真的很怕他把我认出来

624
00:23:24,900 --> 00:23:26,430
他要是把我认出来的话

625
00:23:26,430 --> 00:23:30,180
虽然有点有点有点自我意识过剩啊

626
00:23:30,180 --> 00:23:31,680
毕竟才几万粉丝了

627
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:34,020
我知道你们要说我自我意识过剩了

628
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:38,100
但是有一个东西叫叫是不是叫墨菲定律

629
00:23:38,100 --> 00:23:39,660
有个东西叫墨菲定律

630
00:23:39,660 --> 00:23:41,889
就如果你担心这个事情会发生

631
00:23:41,889 --> 00:23:44,109
那么他就一定会发生啊

632
00:23:44,109 --> 00:23:47,170
但凡有这么一点不好事情的概率

633
00:23:47,170 --> 00:23:49,810
不管他这个概率到底是大是小

634
00:23:49,810 --> 00:23:52,310
这个事最后八成都会发生了

635
00:23:52,310 --> 00:23:53,810
就比如昨天晚上

636
00:23:53,810 --> 00:23:57,010
主播给自己的那种全女精品号抽奖

637
00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:01,690
抽完了之后出了一个这个男性的皮肤啊

638
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:03,910
之后主播半宿半夜的睡不着觉

639
00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:06,000
就开始那什么开始很忏悔

640
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,700
觉得这个这个这个账号不应该存在

641
00:24:08,700 --> 00:24:11,720
觉得主播是一个养犬女精品号的

642
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:15,140
像撸啊撸迪巴一样的集美一样的魔怔批啊

643
00:24:15,140 --> 00:24:18,350
主播就昨天狠狠的骂了自己一宿啊

644
00:24:18,350 --> 00:24:19,850
这不是我抽的

645
00:24:19,850 --> 00:24:22,730
但是但是就是我把账号给人家了

646
00:24:22,730 --> 00:24:24,410
也算是我的一个责任吧

647
00:24:24,410 --> 00:24:28,080
这搞得主播就觉得这个世界上

648
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:33,120
假如说有事情有那种呃发生的概率吧

649
00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:34,320
他就一定会发生了

650
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:37,230
只是早早晚晚的事情了

651
00:24:37,230 --> 00:24:40,130
那个女生不是我啊

652
00:24:40,130 --> 00:24:42,050
肥猫知道金鱼娘了

653
00:24:42,050 --> 00:24:43,010
v圈奇迹

654
00:24:43,010 --> 00:24:44,720
人家不是v圈的

655
00:24:44,820 --> 00:24:46,860
人家人家又不是v圈的

656
00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:48,480
人家是另外的一个圈子

657
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:54,070
只是它采用了这个呃头皮的表现形式而已

658
00:24:54,070 --> 00:24:56,440
他不是v圈的奇迹

659
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:59,460
他只是恰巧路过了v圈

660
00:24:59,460 --> 00:25:03,720
然后他的分类在虚拟主播区而已

661
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:05,580
我觉得你要说v圈奇迹

662
00:25:05,580 --> 00:25:07,980
得是v圈土生土长的那种地吧

663
00:25:07,980 --> 00:25:10,140
你说你说不知原神是v圈奇迹

664
00:25:10,140 --> 00:25:11,330
我说我也认了

665
00:25:11,330 --> 00:25:13,430
但是金玉娘真不是金玉娘

666
00:25:13,430 --> 00:25:15,470
她就算找个人去电台区

667
00:25:15,470 --> 00:25:17,690
那这个奇迹就是电台区的

668
00:25:17,690 --> 00:25:20,020
他要是找一个就是coser

669
00:25:20,020 --> 00:25:22,580
女孩子天天cos成他们的看板娘

670
00:25:22,580 --> 00:25:23,660
要去真人区播

671
00:25:23,660 --> 00:25:25,580
那这个奇迹就是真人区的

672
00:25:25,580 --> 00:25:27,920
跟他在哪个区没什么太大的联系

673
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:33,530
我说实话他在哪个区都是都是这样的一个成绩

674
00:25:33,530 --> 00:25:34,340
一样的

675
00:25:34,340 --> 00:25:34,940
没差别

676
00:25:34,940 --> 00:25:37,540
人脸啊

677
00:25:37,540 --> 00:25:39,940
瘦瘦斯文兵我都不认识啊

678
00:25:39,940 --> 00:25:43,080
我一个嘴对面直接发现你还没对

679
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:44,760
还没发现这么有味道

680
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:46,620
你知不知道主播都不敢张嘴

681
00:25:46,620 --> 00:25:50,100
哎呦我我平常在家里面的时候

682
00:25:50,100 --> 00:25:52,440
就是很很喜欢撒娇的那种

683
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:54,120
我室友也喜欢往我身上粘了

684
00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:55,659
我喜欢粘着他啊

685
00:25:55,659 --> 00:25:57,939
前提是我得是刚洗完头发

686
00:25:57,939 --> 00:25:59,790
我要是半天没洗头

687
00:25:59,790 --> 00:26:01,170
或者说一天没洗头

688
00:26:01,170 --> 00:26:03,990
我就不想不想跟我室友贴在一起

689
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:06,520
刚洗完头发的时候

690
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,380
我们俩就如胶似漆

691
00:26:08,380 --> 00:26:09,310
你侬我侬

692
00:26:09,310 --> 00:26:10,390
你抱着我的腿

693
00:26:10,390 --> 00:26:11,940
我拉着你的手

694
00:26:11,980 --> 00:26:13,720
哎呦就那样子

695
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:16,600
之后之后之后我室友要粘着我

696
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:18,540
我就压低的声音跟他说

697
00:26:19,020 --> 00:26:20,220
不行不行

698
00:26:20,220 --> 00:26:21,090
离我远点

699
00:26:21,090 --> 00:26:24,730
我是说你嗓子咋这样啊啊你咋这样了

700
00:26:24,730 --> 00:26:25,810
你怎么上班啊

701
00:26:25,810 --> 00:26:27,670
你那个甜美的声音呢

702
00:26:27,670 --> 00:26:29,850
那个甜甜蜜的那个声音呢

703
00:26:29,850 --> 00:26:31,290
什么甜蜜的声音

704
00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:31,890
别乱讲

705
00:26:31,890 --> 00:26:33,090
不要乱讲话

706
00:26:33,090 --> 00:26:33,900
不要乱讲话

707
00:26:33,900 --> 00:26:36,300
什么甜蜜的声音没有没有没有

708
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,060
就是就是这样的啊

709
00:26:41,060 --> 00:26:43,160
后面不是去煮汤圆吗

710
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:44,949
我就问了一下我室友

711
00:26:44,949 --> 00:26:47,769
我本来当时我还不太确定那个女孩子

712
00:26:47,769 --> 00:26:49,550
她到底是不是二次元的

713
00:26:49,550 --> 00:26:50,690
我就问一下我室友

714
00:26:50,690 --> 00:26:51,410
说你吃不吃啊

715
00:26:51,410 --> 00:26:52,910
我室友说吃三个吧

716
00:26:52,910 --> 00:26:55,250
然后我就问沙发有那个小沙发

717
00:26:55,250 --> 00:26:56,660
小沙发你吃不吃啊

718
00:26:56,660 --> 00:26:58,520
然后小沙发说啊

719
00:26:58,520 --> 00:26:59,690
晚上吃过啦

720
00:26:59,690 --> 00:27:00,800
不用啦不用啦

721
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:01,640
阿里嘎多

722
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:02,900
thank you喵

723
00:27:02,900 --> 00:27:05,440
我说啊

724
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:09,760
不客气不客气不客气不客气

725
00:27:10,460 --> 00:27:12,400
给我整无语了

726
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,560
我却比我还二次元呢

727
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:15,880
我碰到一个不认识的人

728
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:16,840
我都不会笑

729
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:18,400
那就离开的喵

730
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,980
哎呀这个八九不离十

731
00:27:20,980 --> 00:27:22,720
如果我只是怀疑他三分

732
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:23,720
怀疑他有点副业

733
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:25,760
他说出这个阿里嘎多喵之后

734
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:27,440
我就提升到了气氛啊

735
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:28,820
我就更不敢说话了

736
00:27:28,820 --> 00:27:32,229
赶快赶快主播就赶紧煮自己的汤圆

737
00:27:32,229 --> 00:27:33,369
就尽量离他远一点

738
00:27:33,369 --> 00:27:38,269
怕被他发现我身上的那种二次元专属的味道

739
00:27:38,269 --> 00:27:38,989
你知道吗

740
00:27:38,989 --> 00:27:42,520
哎呦后面我坐在那吃汤圆的时候

741
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:44,440
他就在那边练跳那个舞

742
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:45,960
就是那个这么可爱

743
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,360
真是真是对不起的那个舞啊

744
00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:50,000
他就在那边练跳这个舞

745
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,220
我听着听着就感觉不对劲

746
00:27:52,220 --> 00:27:54,020
因为他那个歌放了三遍

747
00:27:54,020 --> 00:27:55,280
放到第三遍的时候

748
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:57,870
我已经压抑不住自己了啊

749
00:27:57,870 --> 00:27:59,250
他到后面我不行

750
00:27:59,250 --> 00:28:01,360
我一定要把这首歌放出来啊

751
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,460
这么可爱啊

752
00:28:06,740 --> 00:28:08,360
真是抱歉对啊

753
00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:09,140
这么可爱

754
00:28:09,140 --> 00:28:10,170
真是抱歉

755
00:28:10,170 --> 00:28:12,090
是不是就这首歌啊

756
00:28:12,090 --> 00:28:15,040
就它放在放到这个地方啊

757
00:28:23,580 --> 00:28:27,780
嗯他放到第三遍的时候

758
00:28:27,780 --> 00:28:28,680
放到这一句

759
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:29,900
我已经忍不住了

760
00:28:29,900 --> 00:28:32,000
我已经开始跟他打节拍

761
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,580
然后我差点就张口要开始唱了

762
00:28:34,580 --> 00:28:36,500
后来我就感觉到不对劲

763
00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:39,590
这个可能是一种新型的钓鱼

764
00:28:39,590 --> 00:28:41,330
钓二次元人设的鱼呀

765
00:28:41,330 --> 00:28:42,710
我就赶快把嘴闭上

766
00:28:42,710 --> 00:28:43,430
收拾收拾吧

767
00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:44,820
赶紧跑到楼上去

768
00:28:44,820 --> 00:28:47,400
我真的很怕他在这边跳着跳着

769
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,310
我忽然就开口听

770
00:28:49,310 --> 00:28:50,930
就开始跟他一起唱

771
00:28:50,930 --> 00:28:51,740
你知道吧

772
00:28:51,740 --> 00:28:55,130
怕怕他用那种很惊讶的眼神看着我就很可怕

773
00:28:55,130 --> 00:28:55,880
你知道吧

774
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:59,120
抑制不住要给他给他给他给他配乐了

775
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:00,159
受不了了

776
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:03,020
把他族谱折飞机了

777
00:29:03,020 --> 00:29:03,920
你是谁呀

778
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:05,900
你谁是把族谱折飞机了

779
00:29:05,900 --> 00:29:07,000
我受不了了

780
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:10,260
你一个五个w粉的

781
00:29:10,260 --> 00:29:12,060
对舞蹈区来说啥也不是

782
00:29:12,060 --> 00:29:14,100
人家只会说别来沾边

783
00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:18,440
谢谢天机和情书和干杯呀

784
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:19,160
感谢支持

785
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:19,700
轰多尼

786
00:29:19,700 --> 00:29:20,450
阿里嘎多

787
00:29:20,450 --> 00:29:21,560
太破费了

788
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:25,600
谢谢谢谢阿里嘎多喵嗯

789
00:29:28,820 --> 00:29:30,760
阿里嘎狗音乐喵

790
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:31,720
下一句就是什么

791
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:34,540
这不是我最喜欢的心愿水晶球吗

792
00:29:34,540 --> 00:29:37,240
已经很久没有收到心愿水晶球了

793
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:40,419
很久没有收到新版水晶球了

794
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:42,620
压抑不住

795
00:29:42,620 --> 00:29:43,460
一起跳嘛

796
00:29:43,460 --> 00:29:44,540
我都不太会跳

797
00:29:44,540 --> 00:29:47,060
那个我只会手上的那个动作

798
00:29:47,060 --> 00:29:52,140
我不会脚上的主播是有点那个四肢不协调

799
00:29:52,140 --> 00:29:52,920
在身上的

800
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:54,630
练舞要练好久好久

801
00:29:54,630 --> 00:29:57,469
一般来说都是不太不太那啥的

802
00:29:57,469 --> 00:29:59,209
大主播的打call都不谢了

803
00:29:59,209 --> 00:30:00,649
还没翻到下边呢

804
00:30:00,649 --> 00:30:01,460
等一下

805
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,790
谢谢啊

806
00:30:03,790 --> 00:30:05,560
谢谢天机的打call

807
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:06,640
谢谢天机的牛蛙

808
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:08,290
感谢支持我

809
00:30:08,290 --> 00:30:09,580
单推的主播

810
00:30:09,580 --> 00:30:11,350
不理我弹幕了怎么办

811
00:30:11,350 --> 00:30:14,500
首先你单推的主播体量是大还是小啊

812
00:30:14,500 --> 00:30:17,500
假如他一分钟能刷100条弹幕的话

813
00:30:17,500 --> 00:30:20,360
那他不理你的弹幕是非常正常的事情啊

814
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,340
假如说他的弹幕比较慢呢

815
00:30:22,340 --> 00:30:24,660
他看了你的弹幕却仍然也不回

816
00:30:24,660 --> 00:30:25,260
呃

817
00:30:25,260 --> 00:30:26,280
你要想想

818
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:29,220
自己是不是说了一些什么奇怪的东西啊

819
00:30:29,220 --> 00:30:31,380
比如在他唱歌的时候说难听

820
00:30:31,380 --> 00:30:33,840
在他看动画的时候说难看

821
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:36,180
在他介绍自己的爱好的时候

822
00:30:36,180 --> 00:30:38,869
说这个这个这个没意思呃

823
00:30:38,869 --> 00:30:41,840
在他这个这个怎么说呢

824
00:30:42,860 --> 00:30:45,160
跟大家互诉衷肠的时候

825
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:47,590
说这个假哭卖惨之类的

826
00:30:47,590 --> 00:30:50,280
就这样他有可能会不理你的弹幕啊

827
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:52,950
还有就是你有没有玩过他的盒呀

828
00:30:52,950 --> 00:30:54,600
就比如说他在直播呢

829
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:55,170
你就说啊

830
00:30:55,170 --> 00:30:59,620
请问一下是中国大陆的这个这个推女士吗

831
00:30:59,620 --> 00:31:01,360
是中国大陆推女士吗

832
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,530
这里什么

833
00:31:02,530 --> 00:31:04,300
我真的好喜欢你啊

834
00:31:04,300 --> 00:31:07,960
可不可以接受一个商业委托啊

835
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:08,740
崔女士

836
00:31:08,740 --> 00:31:12,040
可不可以在线下跟我领取一本结婚证书啊

837
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:13,800
这是国家级证书啊

838
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:14,940
不需要你做什么

839
00:31:14,940 --> 00:31:16,080
只需要站在台上说

840
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:17,520
我愿意就可以了

841
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:21,080
这样的话很有可能会被你推呃

842
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:22,370
梁木啊

843
00:31:25,530 --> 00:31:28,470
同时呢如果你希望见到你推

844
00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:30,690
最好也不要采用那种什么

845
00:31:30,690 --> 00:31:32,850
混进对方的粉丝群里面

846
00:31:32,850 --> 00:31:37,340
每天像布谷鸟一样抱对方的在线状态啊

847
00:31:37,340 --> 00:31:38,360
对方醒了

848
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:40,850
你在舰长群里发一句主播醒了

849
00:31:40,850 --> 00:31:42,500
然后对方睡觉了

850
00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:45,149
你在舰长群里发一句主播睡了呃

851
00:31:45,149 --> 00:31:48,539
主播一旦发发点现实里面的什么呃

852
00:31:48,539 --> 00:31:51,020
这个这个做的饭啊

853
00:31:51,020 --> 00:31:52,250
或者是什么之类的

854
00:31:52,250 --> 00:31:54,350
你就把这个照片放大15倍

855
00:31:54,350 --> 00:31:57,730
然后盯着每一个像素点看看有没有反光啊

856
00:31:57,730 --> 00:32:00,040
这样子这样子你推很有可能会害怕

857
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:01,090
你知道吧

858
00:32:01,090 --> 00:32:03,250
嗯有的时候过分狂热的爱

859
00:32:03,250 --> 00:32:04,990
还是比较适合埋在心里

860
00:32:04,990 --> 00:32:05,960
就不太适合

861
00:32:05,965 --> 00:32:07,940
不太适合表现出来

862
00:32:07,940 --> 00:32:09,800
你你你推会害怕你的

863
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:10,530
你知道吗

864
00:32:10,530 --> 00:32:14,730
你看起来就像一个像一个变态斯特卡一样

865
00:32:14,730 --> 00:32:16,230
test test什么意思啊

866
00:32:16,230 --> 00:32:17,210
你是谁啊

867
00:32:17,210 --> 00:32:20,090
哎有点赛博跟踪狂的味道啊

868
00:32:20,090 --> 00:32:20,720
你知道吧

869
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:23,269
呃你被粉丝群拉黑了

870
00:32:23,269 --> 00:32:24,710
那你干了些什么呢

871
00:32:24,710 --> 00:32:27,290
一般来说粉丝群会拉黑你的原因

872
00:32:27,290 --> 00:32:29,810
要么就是你在群里面大聊特聊

873
00:32:29,810 --> 00:32:32,620
跟主播本人毫无任何关系的东西啊

874
00:32:32,620 --> 00:32:36,760
呃同时呢你可能还会在这个主播的粉丝群里面

875
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:38,860
大量的给另外一个主播引流

876
00:32:38,860 --> 00:32:40,990
在主播开播的时候刷不看

877
00:32:40,990 --> 00:32:43,190
在主播下播的时候刷好死

878
00:32:43,190 --> 00:32:45,470
在主播这个水群的时候

879
00:32:45,470 --> 00:32:47,750
你非要发其他女人的表情包

880
00:32:47,750 --> 00:32:49,910
然后说大家都来跟我一起看看这个吧

881
00:32:49,910 --> 00:32:51,540
哇这不是那个谁谁谁吗

882
00:32:51,540 --> 00:32:52,890
他的直播很漂亮

883
00:32:52,890 --> 00:32:55,380
我知道来福给你们看看他最近的切片

884
00:32:55,380 --> 00:32:56,670
他真的好有意思哦

885
00:32:56,670 --> 00:32:58,470
这样的话你是有一定的可能性

886
00:32:58,470 --> 00:33:00,030
会被粉丝群拉黑的

887
00:33:00,030 --> 00:33:04,110
呃有有有一定的可能性啊

888
00:33:04,110 --> 00:33:06,800
只能说有一定的可能性哦

889
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:08,420
还还能做什么呢

890
00:33:08,420 --> 00:33:08,720
对吧

891
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:09,830
还能做什么呢

892
00:33:09,830 --> 00:33:12,390
比如说你点开你这个群主

893
00:33:12,390 --> 00:33:14,199
点开群主主播的主页

894
00:33:14,199 --> 00:33:16,719
看看他地址写在了哪里啊

895
00:33:16,719 --> 00:33:18,099
说你要线下主播

896
00:33:18,099 --> 00:33:19,370
主播主播

897
00:33:19,370 --> 00:33:23,330
看看你这个平常出门发的这个风景照片

898
00:33:23,330 --> 00:33:26,450
你的这个经纬度大约在什么地方

899
00:33:26,450 --> 00:33:27,790
到什么地方之间啊

900
00:33:27,790 --> 00:33:30,130
同时呢考虑到你的时差

901
00:33:30,130 --> 00:33:32,800
你的这个城市可能是在哪里到哪里

902
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:34,130
什么什么之类的

903
00:33:34,130 --> 00:33:35,570
主播发一个影子

904
00:33:35,570 --> 00:33:36,470
你就说对吧

905
00:33:36,470 --> 00:33:38,930
按剧根据根据这个旁边的参照物

906
00:33:38,930 --> 00:33:41,559
以及你拍这张照片的时间点啊

907
00:33:41,559 --> 00:33:43,789
约约策与主播不是呃

908
00:33:43,789 --> 00:33:46,249
约估计主播的身高约为什么

909
00:33:46,249 --> 00:33:48,780
1米5~2米1之间之类的

910
00:33:48,780 --> 00:33:50,760
这种发言的话会比较危险啊

911
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:52,909
这希望你注意一点哦

912
00:33:52,909 --> 00:33:56,359
你群里干这种事情的事情人还少吗

913
00:33:56,359 --> 00:33:59,269
我本来没有觉得会有人做这种事情的

914
00:33:59,269 --> 00:34:01,000
直到我认识了什么

915
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,100
进来就看到加班机了

916
00:34:03,100 --> 00:34:04,600
加班机不是挺好的嘛

917
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:05,760
加班机怎么了

918
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:07,260
加飞机怎么你了

919
00:34:07,260 --> 00:34:09,390
还是雪球八分钟啊好吧

920
00:34:09,390 --> 00:34:13,460
因为今天我今天好像是那个元宵节活动结束

921
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:16,850
然后我们我们卡在第11了

922
00:34:16,850 --> 00:34:18,980
前十能混奖励我们卡

923
00:34:18,980 --> 00:34:23,970
第11还是想还是想稍微稍微卡一卡的

924
00:34:23,970 --> 00:34:26,200
还是想稍微卡一卡的嗯

925
00:34:26,219 --> 00:34:28,799
假如要是有有那什么的话

926
00:34:28,799 --> 00:34:30,239
有有希望的话

927
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:32,780
石桥有500元子呢

928
00:34:33,519 --> 00:34:35,579
还有一个logo哦

929
00:34:36,659 --> 00:34:38,279
谢谢天机的情书

930
00:34:38,279 --> 00:34:39,719
感谢支持我的你

931
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:41,199
爱里嘎多

932
00:34:41,199 --> 00:34:43,899
在他玩原神的时候说我超op

933
00:34:43,899 --> 00:34:44,799
那不一定啊

934
00:34:44,799 --> 00:34:46,299
这玩原神就我超op

935
00:34:46,299 --> 00:34:47,859
搞不好主播还会附和你呢

936
00:34:47,859 --> 00:34:49,120
我就会的

937
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:50,680
欢东京会玩

938
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:54,740
这主播是加拿大的飞先生吗

939
00:34:54,740 --> 00:34:56,160
我是飞女士

940
00:34:56,460 --> 00:34:58,680
呵呵我是飞女士啊

941
00:34:58,680 --> 00:34:59,520
很晴天

942
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:00,720
主播很熟练

943
00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:01,920
我都没这么熟练

944
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:03,899
这不是被审批教的吗

945
00:35:03,899 --> 00:35:06,449
被审批娇娇的嗯

946
00:35:06,449 --> 00:35:09,029
偷偷收集皮肤碎片

947
00:35:09,029 --> 00:35:12,990
卧槽主播主播洗脚之后掉的那个胶皮

948
00:35:12,990 --> 00:35:15,630
你也得偷偷的去主播浴室里面剪出来

949
00:35:15,630 --> 00:35:19,620
是不是好可怕啊啊有这样的人啊

950
00:35:19,620 --> 00:35:23,360
呃呃什么加拿大异小女女

951
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:24,740
她是加拿大裔小女的

952
00:35:24,740 --> 00:35:25,910
好恶心啊

953
00:35:25,910 --> 00:35:26,870
好恶心

954
00:35:26,870 --> 00:35:28,080
受不了了

955
00:35:28,580 --> 00:35:31,360
及时送出1米5~2米1

956
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:32,080
可太对了

957
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:33,880
正确率拉满可不咋的嘛

958
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:35,020
除非你是那个

959
00:35:35,020 --> 00:35:38,830
就是最近不是有一个新出道的女团吗

960
00:35:38,830 --> 00:35:43,810
说我们是为了弘扬中国传统文化而

961
00:35:43,810 --> 00:35:46,210
组合在一起的五人女团

962
00:35:46,210 --> 00:35:50,020
我们是有五名初中生组合在一起的女团

963
00:35:50,020 --> 00:35:56,560
我只能说孩子初中看管真的是前途未卜啊

964
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:59,270
高中看过犹如天打雷劈

965
00:35:59,270 --> 00:36:01,910
而你呢小小年纪领先版本

966
00:36:01,910 --> 00:36:04,550
从初中开始套皮当管人

967
00:36:04,550 --> 00:36:07,310
并且还一步到位组成了五人团

968
00:36:07,310 --> 00:36:10,750
只能说只能说现在的小孩子

969
00:36:10,750 --> 00:36:14,760
比主播当年的那个时候创造力要丰富的多啊

970
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:18,360
嗯很难很难不怀疑现在就是怎么说

971
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:20,640
有很多的那种校园小说

972
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:22,800
其实受众就是还在上学的小孩子

973
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:23,950
我算是知道了

974
00:36:23,950 --> 00:36:26,290
因为我看主角是在上初中的

975
00:36:26,290 --> 00:36:27,610
在上高中的那种

976
00:36:27,610 --> 00:36:28,340
呃

977
00:36:28,419 --> 00:36:29,559
全胜的话

978
00:36:29,559 --> 00:36:32,259
我现在看这种小说我完全看不进去

979
00:36:32,259 --> 00:36:35,319
尤其是那本特别经典的一本书

980
00:36:35,319 --> 00:36:39,220
叫什么伪装学渣

981
00:36:39,220 --> 00:36:40,900
我不知道你们有没有听说过

982
00:36:40,900 --> 00:36:44,390
讲述的就是两个学习特别好的人啊

983
00:36:44,390 --> 00:36:47,690
明明一考试认真点就能考年组第一第二

984
00:36:47,690 --> 00:36:49,330
但是他们非不这么考

985
00:36:49,330 --> 00:36:53,379
他们就非要假装自己学习特别的不好之后

986
00:36:53,379 --> 00:36:54,879
假装来学习不好之后

987
00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:56,649
其实他们都是有隐情的

988
00:36:56,649 --> 00:36:59,770
要藏着了之后再考一个特别好的分数

989
00:36:59,770 --> 00:37:02,520
让这个什么让爸妈大吃一惊

990
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,230
让老师刮目相看

991
00:37:04,230 --> 00:37:07,050
让同学这个两极反转之类的啊

992
00:37:07,050 --> 00:37:08,520
就有这么一个剧情

993
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:12,150
可能初中高中在读的学生会觉得这个剧情很爽

994
00:37:12,150 --> 00:37:12,760
很帅

995
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:16,000
但是我一旦我我我结束了高考之后

996
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,450
我就再也看不到这个类型的书了

997
00:37:18,450 --> 00:37:22,410
所以说可能以后我推测就技校原文之后

998
00:37:22,410 --> 00:37:25,310
会有最新最潮的那种小说

999
00:37:25,310 --> 00:37:27,290
就是给初中高中小孩子看的

1000
00:37:27,290 --> 00:37:31,130
我在互联网上隐姓埋名当管人啊

1001
00:37:31,130 --> 00:37:33,830
具体的内容就是类似于以前的那种校园

1002
00:37:33,830 --> 00:37:34,850
偶像小说啊

1003
00:37:34,850 --> 00:37:38,600
平常的时候我的刘海常常戴着圆框眼镜

1004
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:39,680
披头散发

1005
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:41,450
同时呢不注重打扮

1006
00:37:41,450 --> 00:37:43,400
在学校里面我是透明人

1007
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,960
在老师心里我不记得我是谁

1008
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:47,160
在爸爸妈妈家里

1009
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:50,260
有比我更受宠的妹妹或者哥哥啊

1010
00:37:50,260 --> 00:37:52,360
但是我呢一旦上了互联网

1011
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:53,140
打开电脑

1012
00:37:53,140 --> 00:37:56,050
我就是这个网络的超级偶像

1013
00:37:56,050 --> 00:37:57,370
什么呃

1014
00:37:57,370 --> 00:37:58,540
勉强啊

1015
00:37:58,540 --> 00:37:59,560
不拿别人举例了

1016
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:00,700
拿我来举例吧

1017
00:38:00,700 --> 00:38:05,120
呃网络超级偶像米娅恰好坐拥什么百万粉丝啊

1018
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:07,820
别别问我为什么他们觉得百万粉丝这么少

1019
00:38:07,820 --> 00:38:09,920
可能大部分人对于拐人的认知

1020
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:15,159
就是来自于那个彩虹的这个恩男啊

1021
00:38:15,159 --> 00:38:17,139
恩男第五期还是第六期来着

1022
00:38:17,139 --> 00:38:20,129
他们就是嗯很容易就50万

1023
00:38:20,129 --> 00:38:21,959
然后金盾也特别快的

1024
00:38:21,959 --> 00:38:25,019
或者干脆大部分人对于管人的理解

1025
00:38:25,019 --> 00:38:29,650
其实介于就是在那个主播女孩重度依赖里面

1026
00:38:29,650 --> 00:38:31,090
就介于糖糖啊

1027
00:38:31,090 --> 00:38:35,280
他们觉得就是可能两三个月百万粉就很快啊

1028
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,980
10万粉就是底面20万粉

1029
00:38:37,980 --> 00:38:40,100
就是很小的那种小v啊

1030
00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:43,430
三四十万粉勉强就是查有此人啊

1031
00:38:43,430 --> 00:38:47,360
同阶少于1000都算是这个底底中底啊

1032
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:48,779
就这种感觉你知道吧

1033
00:38:48,779 --> 00:38:50,759
所以在开打开互联网

1034
00:38:50,759 --> 00:38:53,309
我就是网络世界的璀璨明星

1035
00:38:53,309 --> 00:38:54,740
我是小公主

1036
00:38:54,740 --> 00:38:57,680
我是我是这个就是百万粉的那种

1037
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,380
就是说说白了后天网互联网小天使

1038
00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:01,400
就这种感觉

1039
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,560
希望以后可以在这个晋江文学城

1040
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:06,810
看到类似的相关的这个小说题材啊

1041
00:39:06,810 --> 00:39:10,530
因为我看到b站跟晋江不是有联合合作了吗

1042
00:39:10,530 --> 00:39:13,560
b站的这个特色产业皮套人

1043
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:16,600
跟晋江的这个特色小说呃

1044
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,160
言情言情小说

1045
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:19,600
希望可以强强联合一下

1046
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:20,950
非常非常高兴

1047
00:39:20,950 --> 00:39:24,400
哪一天可以在晋江看到这类型的小说啊

1048
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,930
好吧什么先把肚子给了吧

1049
00:39:26,930 --> 00:39:29,180
谁要把肚子给了哈哈

1050
00:39:29,180 --> 00:39:32,060
上古时代淘宝是不是卖美少女的猪皮

1051
00:39:32,060 --> 00:39:33,200
好像是当零食卖的

1052
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:34,340
我宁愿你吃鱼皮

1053
00:39:34,340 --> 00:39:35,960
也不希望你吃美少女的猪皮

1054
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:37,600
好恶心啊

1055
00:39:38,020 --> 00:39:42,760
皮肤碎片100个合成一个主播也不是不行了啊

1056
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:43,720
也不是不行啦

1057
00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:45,220
肥猫肚子都不欢迎了

1058
00:39:45,220 --> 00:39:48,640
这下真的大肥主播有话在说呢

1059
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:49,600
你放什么的

1060
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:51,190
玩家早上好啊

1061
00:39:51,190 --> 00:39:54,770
我还要发了六条弹幕

1062
00:39:54,770 --> 00:39:55,910
肥猫都不欢迎一下

1063
00:39:55,910 --> 00:39:57,530
你能不能别在这什么呀

1064
00:39:57,530 --> 00:39:59,870
这个肚子还是给别的猫猫上吧

1065
00:39:59,870 --> 00:40:02,660
我真是服你在这边哎呦

1066
00:40:02,660 --> 00:40:04,100
欢迎过你了

1067
00:40:04,100 --> 00:40:05,360
先把肚子给了吧

1068
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:06,140
欢迎你了

1069
00:40:06,140 --> 00:40:09,399
已经你说他这个肚子给别的女人

1070
00:40:09,399 --> 00:40:10,299
那我欢迎你了

1071
00:40:10,299 --> 00:40:12,120
你是不是就要给我呀

1072
00:40:13,780 --> 00:40:14,970
什么人呐

1073
00:40:14,970 --> 00:40:15,870
真是的

1074
00:40:15,870 --> 00:40:20,490
欢迎op酱减肥猫和烟烟人的后宫什么呀

1075
00:40:20,490 --> 00:40:21,930
我现在进直播间

1076
00:40:21,930 --> 00:40:22,590
主播都看不见

1077
00:40:22,590 --> 00:40:24,690
你们自己把进场特效关了

1078
00:40:24,690 --> 00:40:25,950
然后还要主播

1079
00:40:25,950 --> 00:40:27,030
欢迎你们

1080
00:40:27,030 --> 00:40:28,470
主播又不是斯托卡

1081
00:40:28,470 --> 00:40:30,630
天天盯着那个高能榜的名字看

1082
00:40:30,630 --> 00:40:35,009
主播不是s t k哈哈哈哈嗯

1083
00:40:35,009 --> 00:40:35,939
骗肚子是吧

1084
00:40:35,939 --> 00:40:37,709
他说要献给别人的

1085
00:40:37,709 --> 00:40:39,929
那不意思就是要献给我的吗

1086
00:40:39,929 --> 00:40:42,550
啊出国留学当兵的

1087
00:40:42,550 --> 00:40:46,120
我遇到了大型管人公司的总裁

1088
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:47,420
什么意思啊

1089
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:51,700
哦我要遇到那个holo或者是彩虹的总裁的话

1090
00:40:51,700 --> 00:40:53,290
我就赶快让人家说

1091
00:40:53,290 --> 00:40:54,820
能不能收编我一下

1092
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:59,280
能不能收敛一下我好不好

1093
00:41:00,020 --> 00:41:00,800
欢迎宝贝

1094
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:02,070
可早上好

1095
00:41:02,070 --> 00:41:03,510
早上好啊

1096
00:41:03,510 --> 00:41:06,030
这时候就要换成ai米烟了

1097
00:41:06,030 --> 00:41:08,280
到时候给你们送个弄个进场特效

1098
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:10,560
谁来了就爆点呃

1099
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:12,720
几小时几分几秒的时候

1100
00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:16,110
谁谁谁进场进到我的直播间里面是吧

1101
00:41:16,110 --> 00:41:17,640
真变态呀

1102
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:20,860
ai美颜负责欢迎

1103
00:41:20,860 --> 00:41:22,180
真是名言负责bb

1104
00:41:22,180 --> 00:41:24,400
那我还能不能产出切片了呀

1105
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:28,560
这说话本来现在就已经很很很碎了

1106
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:30,120
现在这说的已经很碎了

1107
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:33,270
在一个话题中间差一些什么谢礼物啊

1108
00:41:33,270 --> 00:41:34,230
欢迎啊之类的

1109
00:41:34,230 --> 00:41:35,790
本来已经很碎了

1110
00:41:35,790 --> 00:41:38,560
再继续插个ai电子播报

1111
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:40,210
那真不用切了

1112
00:41:40,210 --> 00:41:41,470
这就噶了

1113
00:41:41,470 --> 00:41:43,880
the fear i

1114
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:46,280
昨天有个人让我笑抽了

1115
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:50,180
雅思总分六是怎么有资格用压分这个词的

1116
00:41:50,180 --> 00:41:52,400
还没有达到压分的门槛

1117
00:41:53,039 --> 00:41:55,519
感觉还没有达到一二分的门槛

1118
00:41:55,519 --> 00:41:56,419
他就是不压

1119
00:41:56,419 --> 00:41:57,079
就6.5

1120
00:41:57,079 --> 00:41:59,930
好像也不是一个特别特别特别高的分啊

1121
00:41:59,930 --> 00:42:03,260
但假如说其他的课都是什么呃

1122
00:42:03,260 --> 00:42:04,940
三个七一个五

1123
00:42:04,940 --> 00:42:09,040
那可能是压的或者呃两个七

1124
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:10,030
一个7.5

1125
00:42:10,030 --> 00:42:11,380
然后一个五之类的

1126
00:42:11,380 --> 00:42:12,880
这个这个可能是压了

1127
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:15,780
我感觉嗯不应该切片

1128
00:42:15,780 --> 00:42:17,370
正好可以剪掉吗

1129
00:42:17,370 --> 00:42:19,110
之前两次就给我反馈过

1130
00:42:19,110 --> 00:42:20,250
说给我做切片

1131
00:42:20,250 --> 00:42:22,950
感觉我这个言语之间特别的不连贯

1132
00:42:22,950 --> 00:42:25,500
还有很多重复的站位的垃圾词

1133
00:42:25,500 --> 00:42:28,090
为了达到嘴闭不上的效果

1134
00:42:28,090 --> 00:42:29,859
经常说一些

1135
00:42:29,859 --> 00:42:35,859
例如说然后所以嗯嗯之类的这种垃圾词啊

1136
00:42:35,859 --> 00:42:39,049
啊他就觉得非常的那什么

1137
00:42:39,049 --> 00:42:41,580
剪出来就像就像词蹦一样

1138
00:42:41,580 --> 00:42:42,240
你知道吧

1139
00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:43,980
剪出来像词蹦一样

1140
00:42:43,980 --> 00:42:48,250
因为我说话的习惯就是连着连着说

1141
00:42:48,250 --> 00:42:51,190
很少有完全停顿的几秒钟啊

1142
00:42:51,190 --> 00:42:52,450
很难剪出来的

1143
00:42:52,450 --> 00:42:55,030
说实话总分是平均的

1144
00:42:55,030 --> 00:42:56,410
压分的都是小分

1145
00:42:56,410 --> 00:42:58,690
那不就是压压小的了吗

1146
00:42:58,690 --> 00:43:00,760
两个七啊

1147
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:01,360
一个六

1148
00:43:04,180 --> 00:43:05,050
一个五

1149
00:43:05,050 --> 00:43:07,240
那这不是压到6.5了吗

1150
00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:08,950
那个五就不太正常啊

1151
00:43:10,690 --> 00:43:13,120
你应该不会出现五这种分数啊

1152
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:14,940
对懂了

1153
00:43:14,940 --> 00:43:17,340
别呀别呀

1154
00:43:17,340 --> 00:43:22,300
哈哈哈哈哈哈啊

1155
00:43:22,300 --> 00:43:26,920
主播都快加不起饭了

1156
00:43:28,220 --> 00:43:33,639
主播已经连续三天哎呦收入为零了

1157
00:43:33,639 --> 00:43:34,149
哎呦

1158
00:43:34,149 --> 00:43:36,579
那你主要是因为昨天没直播呀

1159
00:43:36,579 --> 00:43:39,640
但今天看起来也是比较灵的一天

1160
00:43:41,540 --> 00:43:43,930
主播是加拿大现充

1161
00:43:43,930 --> 00:43:45,010
那倒不是吧

1162
00:43:45,010 --> 00:43:47,319
那倒不是主播是一个呃

1163
00:43:47,319 --> 00:43:49,299
有人在自己客厅里学跳舞

1164
00:43:49,299 --> 00:43:50,949
主播还会跟着那啥的

1165
00:43:50,949 --> 00:43:52,359
别主打陪伴的

1166
00:43:52,359 --> 00:43:54,339
在主打陪伴主播真要饿死了

1167
00:43:55,710 --> 00:44:00,640
在主打陪伴主播真的快要饿死了

1168
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:04,060
哪天比较一点

1169
00:44:05,270 --> 00:44:07,670
我看我生日那天就挺一的

1170
00:44:07,670 --> 00:44:08,720
欢迎小开关

1171
00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:12,020
我觉得我生日那天我看了一下我那天的录播啊

1172
00:44:12,020 --> 00:44:15,440
到后面的时候那个声线啊好帅啊

1173
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:18,930
好像帅t姐姐就不是很奶了

1174
00:44:18,930 --> 00:44:22,330
也不像奶批就可可可硬了

1175
00:44:22,330 --> 00:44:23,080
就那种感觉

1176
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:23,860
你知道吧

1177
00:44:23,860 --> 00:44:28,510
哦哦哦主打拿主播当fm 14的背景

1178
00:44:28,510 --> 00:44:30,160
这个世界上是不是

1179
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:34,440
是不是全世界的尽头就是fm 14啊

1180
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:38,320
感觉我每个阶段的好朋友最后都那什么呀

1181
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:39,820
什么帅气爹爹

1182
00:44:39,820 --> 00:44:41,140
你在叫什么

1183
00:44:41,140 --> 00:44:42,480
哎哈哈

1184
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:43,940
我

1185
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:48,360
帅气爹爹

1186
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:50,680
我想看直升机

1187
00:44:51,339 --> 00:44:53,579
谢谢小开关的事呀

1188
00:44:53,579 --> 00:44:54,479
感谢支持

1189
00:44:54,479 --> 00:44:56,039
祝你阿里嘎多

1190
00:44:56,039 --> 00:44:58,760
谢谢谢谢喵

1191
00:45:04,620 --> 00:45:05,820
你想

1192
00:45:12,100 --> 00:45:16,010
可以了吧可以了吧

1193
00:45:16,010 --> 00:45:19,440
哎呦给我搞不好意思了

1194
00:45:19,460 --> 00:45:20,780
没有配音乐

1195
00:45:20,780 --> 00:45:21,980
不是很认同

1196
00:45:21,980 --> 00:45:23,000
哎呀

1197
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:24,920
你不喜欢听那个什么吗

1198
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:26,660
你不喜欢听无梦之梦吗

1199
00:45:26,660 --> 00:45:28,850
我还挺喜欢无梦之梦的

1200
00:45:28,850 --> 00:45:34,100
欢迎桃甜主播被叫帅爹爹以后面色潮红了

1201
00:45:34,100 --> 00:45:36,080
第一次这辈子第一次有人这么叫

1202
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:37,580
我感觉不是很习惯

1203
00:45:37,580 --> 00:45:38,980
鼻子要变长

1204
00:45:39,060 --> 00:45:41,760
哈哈第一次有人这么叫

1205
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:42,680
我

1206
00:45:44,020 --> 00:45:46,530
说起来小开关一直dac

1207
00:45:46,530 --> 00:45:49,500
dac的园子都够上一个舰长的了

1208
00:45:49,500 --> 00:45:51,460
舰长还能让主播加班

1209
00:45:51,580 --> 00:45:55,180
要配那个突突突的螺旋桨声音

1210
00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:58,120
啊

1211
00:46:01,820 --> 00:46:03,220
突突突啊

1212
00:46:03,220 --> 00:46:04,240
我看看

1213
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:12,999
螺旋桨这种音效包去哪里找啊

1214
00:46:15,780 --> 00:46:19,130
3d助眠解压超级舒爽

1215
00:46:19,130 --> 00:46:21,240
螺旋桨掏耳朵

1216
00:46:23,340 --> 00:46:24,800
他这个可以吗

1217
00:46:27,020 --> 00:46:30,500
嗯他这个什么啊

1218
00:46:31,359 --> 00:46:33,449
好像不太像螺旋桨啊

1219
00:46:33,449 --> 00:46:34,499
不确定

1220
00:46:34,499 --> 00:46:36,419
再看看

1221
00:46:39,420 --> 00:46:40,700
可以是什么鬼

1222
00:46:40,700 --> 00:46:42,260
你知道这是什么吗

1223
00:46:42,260 --> 00:46:43,760
就可以

1224
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:45,260
谢谢小开关的

1225
00:46:45,260 --> 00:46:46,460
谢谢感谢支持

1226
00:46:46,460 --> 00:46:46,820
红灯

1227
00:46:46,820 --> 00:46:48,020
你爱你爱总可以

1228
00:46:48,020 --> 00:46:49,160
帅t姐姐

1229
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:51,110
你知道这是什么东西吗

1230
00:46:51,110 --> 00:46:51,970
小开关

1231
00:46:51,970 --> 00:46:54,760
这是我听一下

1232
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:57,640
这是这是能是我听一下

1233
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:01,620
这会不会直播直接封了呀

1234
00:47:06,620 --> 00:47:08,380
不知道我发着玩的

1235
00:47:08,380 --> 00:47:12,520
就是那种就是在人头麦边上边上那个什么

1236
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:13,940
就这种啊这种这种

1237
00:47:17,060 --> 00:47:20,759
小开关的好的

1238
00:47:20,759 --> 00:47:24,380
你阿里开的太过分了

1239
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,090
就是这种这种你知道吧

1240
00:47:28,090 --> 00:47:29,380
这个这个搞错了

1241
00:47:29,380 --> 00:47:30,820
直播间会被封掉的

1242
00:47:30,820 --> 00:47:33,660
这个这个这次会封直播间的

1243
00:47:33,899 --> 00:47:35,099
欢迎人来啊

1244
00:47:35,099 --> 00:47:36,260
准备切割

1245
00:47:36,260 --> 00:47:38,360
不是不是要敲的

1246
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:39,500
要敲被子的

1247
00:47:39,500 --> 00:47:41,420
然后还要拿那个人头麦

1248
00:47:41,420 --> 00:47:43,280
拿那个拿那个什么

1249
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:44,910
拿那个棉花

1250
00:47:44,910 --> 00:47:46,740
然后擦麦克风啊

1251
00:47:46,740 --> 00:47:48,120
就是那些你知道吗

1252
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:49,320
你真疯吧

1253
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:51,030
你别举办啊

1254
00:47:51,030 --> 00:47:53,420
别别哈哈

1255
00:47:53,420 --> 00:47:55,400
我知道主播有小号

1256
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:56,780
主播没有小号的

1257
00:47:56,780 --> 00:47:57,860
主播有小号啊

1258
00:47:57,860 --> 00:47:59,780
至于至于在这边白天加班

1259
00:47:59,780 --> 00:48:01,000
晚上加班吗

1260
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:01,780
没录屏

1261
00:48:01,780 --> 00:48:02,740
可以再来一次吧

1262
00:48:02,740 --> 00:48:04,390
不行不行不行不行

1263
00:48:04,390 --> 00:48:07,810
不可以不可以不可以不可以不可以

1264
00:48:07,810 --> 00:48:11,060
不可以不可以过过过过过梵天

1265
00:48:11,060 --> 00:48:12,350
梵天是什么呀

1266
00:48:12,350 --> 00:48:16,580
梵天是什么好专业的名词啊

1267
00:48:16,580 --> 00:48:17,800
梵天是什么

1268
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:18,400
你

1269
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:25,319
说的是哪个房间啊

1270
00:48:28,299 --> 00:48:32,140
是那个那个你说的棉花啊

1271
00:48:35,500 --> 00:48:38,340
梵天掏耳哦

1272
00:48:38,340 --> 00:48:42,060
诶奥数魔刃音频里面有一大类

1273
00:48:42,060 --> 00:48:42,900
就是挖耳朵

1274
00:48:42,900 --> 00:48:45,520
常出现一种叫做梵天的东西

1275
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:47,200
就是晚上北部的一层房间

1276
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:48,460
怎么这么懂啊

1277
00:48:48,460 --> 00:48:50,180
你是不是有什么啊

1278
00:48:50,180 --> 00:48:52,250
我去哈哈哈哈哈哈

1279
00:48:52,250 --> 00:48:54,710
哎他怎么知道这种东西的啊

1280
00:48:54,710 --> 00:48:55,970
你是不是有副业啊

1281
00:48:55,970 --> 00:48:58,040
卧槽真不敢想了

1282
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:00,590
哎呦天哪受不了了

1283
00:49:00,590 --> 00:49:01,320
怎么还有这样

1284
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:06,040
晚上加班没有没有

1285
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:06,700
白天加班

1286
00:49:06,700 --> 00:49:07,540
晚上加班

1287
00:49:07,540 --> 00:49:09,640
说的是直播的加班耶

1288
00:49:11,260 --> 00:49:13,740
不过今天好像没什么加班了

1289
00:49:13,740 --> 00:49:17,220
怎么感觉哎看到你们进场进场

1290
00:49:17,220 --> 00:49:18,320
你们怎么都不说话

1291
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:21,380
哎呀我看到面面了诶

1292
00:49:21,380 --> 00:49:23,420
我看到永雏星尘

1293
00:49:23,420 --> 00:49:24,800
还有录视

1294
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:26,720
你们你们怎么都不说话的呀

1295
00:49:29,180 --> 00:49:31,100
我发现有好多人不说话

1296
00:49:31,100 --> 00:49:34,460
然后挂着挂着挂满那个什么挂满挂满

1297
00:49:34,460 --> 00:49:36,540
这个三分钟涨了一分吧

1298
00:49:36,540 --> 00:49:37,980
挂满一个小时了

1299
00:49:37,980 --> 00:49:43,200
已经主播如何评价用苏培盛的视角打开甄嬛传

1300
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:44,160
没看过呀

1301
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:49,000
啊这场录播我把刚刚的那段剪出来

1302
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:50,760
要的扣

1303
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:53,490
do the things that it is said that your home

1304
00:49:53,490 --> 00:49:57,580
so i hope when she got a coat me

1305
00:49:57,580 --> 00:50:00,400
你剪哪一段啊

1306
00:50:01,420 --> 00:50:02,620
你要剪什么啊

1307
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:07,740
一一什么

1308
00:50:07,740 --> 00:50:08,700
你们在一什么

1309
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:11,820
什么叫把刚刚那段剪出来

1310
00:50:11,820 --> 00:50:14,600
你们有你们有点什么啊

1311
00:50:18,460 --> 00:50:21,780
你要剪主播念小开关名字的那一段吗

1312
00:50:23,100 --> 00:50:24,900
可是那又不是念你的名字

1313
00:50:24,900 --> 00:50:26,880
你为什么要剪出来啊

1314
00:50:27,820 --> 00:50:31,740
主播仙人想开挂的心心都不是你的爱心

1315
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:34,080
你你剪个自用的片

1316
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:36,360
还在听主播叫别人的名字

1317
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:39,220
你有点嗯

1318
00:50:39,220 --> 00:50:40,960
你有点问题在身上吧

1319
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:44,460
卧槽这还能捡这这这

1320
00:50:47,580 --> 00:50:49,260
啊受不了了

1321
00:50:49,260 --> 00:50:51,570
就是主播叫小开关的

1322
00:50:51,570 --> 00:50:54,510
又不是叫别人的更爽了

1323
00:50:56,050 --> 00:50:57,930
差差不多就可以了吧

1324
00:50:57,930 --> 00:50:59,430
我觉得差不多就行了

1325
00:50:59,430 --> 00:51:02,000
叫别人的名字不是更开心

1326
00:51:02,899 --> 00:51:05,019
那你们现在谁给我打游戏

1327
00:51:05,019 --> 00:51:06,219
我可以谢别人

1328
00:51:06,219 --> 00:51:07,059
我可以不信你的

1329
00:51:07,059 --> 00:51:07,959
我可以信别人的

1330
00:51:07,959 --> 00:51:08,979
亲下给我打一星

1331
00:51:08,979 --> 00:51:11,390
我就谢莫瑶可乐曼给我打游戏

1332
00:51:11,390 --> 00:51:13,850
我就卸完可乐不得了的蓝给我打游戏

1333
00:51:13,850 --> 00:51:15,290
我就谢沈一鸣呀

1334
00:51:15,290 --> 00:51:18,300
好吧可以

1335
00:51:18,300 --> 00:51:20,720
为了让你们让你们开心一点

1336
00:51:20,720 --> 00:51:22,160
主播真是费尽苦心

1337
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:23,420
我真的受不了了

1338
00:51:23,420 --> 00:51:26,960
哎呦我给你们狠狠的配一下队吧

1339
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:31,160
你能叫阴阳水

1340
00:51:37,240 --> 00:51:37,840
唉

1341
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,500
这打了个什么呀

1342
00:51:41,500 --> 00:51:47,130
这是啊叫什么叫什么

1343
00:51:47,130 --> 00:51:49,860
怎么怎么下怎么下

1344
00:51:52,500 --> 00:51:55,320
感人的小宝真的红豆泥

1345
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:56,160
阿里嘎多

1346
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:57,200
感谢支持

1347
00:52:03,180 --> 00:52:07,160
呀小开关我们的游戏

1348
00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:09,150
那什么游戏规则变了

1349
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:11,910
我们的游戏真的变了

1350
00:52:12,570 --> 00:52:14,250
谢谢神域与共的事呀

1351
00:52:14,250 --> 00:52:16,650
谢谢小开关的精神是红豆泥

1352
00:52:16,650 --> 00:52:17,310
阿里嘎多

1353
00:52:17,310 --> 00:52:18,120
感谢支持

1354
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:19,200
打米勒

1355
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:20,700
再来一次就一次

1356
00:52:20,700 --> 00:52:21,900
游戏规则变了

1357
00:52:21,900 --> 00:52:22,800
你给我打的话

1358
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:24,520
我要谢菠菠萝

1359
00:52:26,519 --> 00:52:28,279
我要去菠菠萝了

1360
00:52:28,279 --> 00:52:31,879
卧槽哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎

1361
00:52:31,879 --> 00:52:33,019
差差不多可以了

1362
00:52:33,019 --> 00:52:34,300
差不多可以了

1363
00:52:34,899 --> 00:52:37,409
谢谢我爱克洛的c

1364
00:52:37,409 --> 00:52:38,219
好的你

1365
00:52:38,219 --> 00:52:39,269
阿里嘎多

1366
00:52:39,269 --> 00:52:40,200
感谢

1367
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:45,840
这种举报能封吗

1368
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:46,680
我不知道啊

1369
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:47,540
我不知道

1370
00:52:47,540 --> 00:52:49,700
又找到了新的片面的办法

1371
00:52:49,700 --> 00:52:51,020
骗个骗个电费啊

1372
00:52:51,020 --> 00:52:52,280
骗个电费就可以了

1373
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:53,500
骗个电费就行了

1374
00:52:53,500 --> 00:52:54,820
别的不太会

1375
00:52:54,820 --> 00:52:56,260
只会骗电费啊

1376
00:52:56,260 --> 00:52:57,400
骗个电费就行了

1377
00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:58,540
哎可以了可以了

1378
00:52:58,540 --> 00:52:59,880
封盘了封盘了

1379
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:06,460
小开关和菠菠萝一起打给我的金色

1380
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:08,870
太过分了

1381
00:53:08,870 --> 00:53:10,970
祝你们百年好合

1382
00:53:10,970 --> 00:53:12,140
长长久久

1383
00:53:12,140 --> 00:53:14,920
和和美美新婚快乐呀

1384
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:17,660
好等你而离开的

1385
00:53:17,660 --> 00:53:18,960
谢谢姐姐

1386
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:21,520
好了可以了

1387
00:53:22,539 --> 00:53:25,199
卧槽我怎么又被肥猫骗米了

1388
00:53:25,199 --> 00:53:26,969
而且现在是玩个露吗

1389
00:53:29,220 --> 00:53:32,100
一进来看到肥猫骗了沈老师的名

1390
00:53:32,100 --> 00:53:34,920
我不知道他拿这段音频要干什么呀

1391
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:36,590
现在姑且先顺从吧

1392
00:53:36,590 --> 00:53:37,910
先顺从吧好吧

1393
00:53:37,910 --> 00:53:39,490
先顺从了哦

1394
00:53:39,490 --> 00:53:41,470
不如顽强以后播这个吧

1395
00:53:41,470 --> 00:53:42,430
播不了播不了

1396
00:53:42,430 --> 00:53:42,850
播不了

1397
00:53:42,850 --> 00:53:44,050
我不会我不会

1398
00:53:44,050 --> 00:53:46,330
我只会那个说悄悄话

1399
00:53:46,330 --> 00:53:47,830
我其他的一个都不会啊

1400
00:53:47,830 --> 00:53:49,570
要不然主播真真开个小号

1401
00:53:49,570 --> 00:53:50,650
整个副业去了

1402
00:53:50,650 --> 00:53:51,910
但是一个都不会啊

1403
00:53:51,910 --> 00:53:54,260
别别别为难主播

1404
00:53:54,260 --> 00:53:55,280
主播真不行

1405
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:56,180
主播真不会

1406
00:53:56,180 --> 00:53:57,380
别别为难我啊

1407
00:53:57,380 --> 00:53:58,580
这些真不行

1408
00:54:03,459 --> 00:54:07,769
主要是之前上课讲小话的时候

1409
00:54:07,769 --> 00:54:09,839
一直会那个什么呀

1410
00:54:09,839 --> 00:54:11,819
我主播主播一直会那个啥

1411
00:54:11,819 --> 00:54:14,040
一直会什么

1412
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:25,080
谢谢叫我上上就行的ic感谢这次也别满起无比

1413
00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:27,740
整个一小时纯享版

1414
00:54:29,039 --> 00:54:31,879
这个声音其实是什么时候练的

1415
00:54:31,879 --> 00:54:34,759
其实是我上课特别喜欢跟别人说话

1416
00:54:34,759 --> 00:54:36,079
但是大家也知道

1417
00:54:36,079 --> 00:54:38,790
我这个声音就算把声音放的很小

1418
00:54:38,790 --> 00:54:40,590
也是那种比较尖锐的

1419
00:54:40,590 --> 00:54:42,570
大家都能听起来的那个声音

1420
00:54:42,570 --> 00:54:43,210
你知道吧

1421
00:54:43,210 --> 00:54:45,070
大家都能听到的那个声音

1422
00:54:45,070 --> 00:54:47,230
所以穿透力就特别的强

1423
00:54:47,230 --> 00:54:48,109
你明白吗

1424
00:54:48,109 --> 00:54:49,909
穿透力特别特别的强

1425
00:54:49,909 --> 00:54:52,969
就导致我没有办法上课自如的讲小话了

1426
00:54:52,969 --> 00:54:53,950
就很难受

1427
00:54:53,950 --> 00:54:57,970
所以我就学会了那种气声啊

1428
00:54:57,970 --> 00:55:00,490
就是这种这种气声说话

1429
00:55:00,490 --> 00:55:04,939
一般都是上课的时候跟同桌这样去讲话的

1430
00:55:04,939 --> 00:55:08,340
但是我不知道为什么你们喜欢听这种啊

1431
00:55:12,279 --> 00:55:15,999
请夏的ico等你阿里卡的

1432
00:55:15,999 --> 00:55:17,080
感谢支持

1433
00:55:18,180 --> 00:55:19,590
谢谢谢谢

1434
00:55:19,590 --> 00:55:22,350
我不想打的是警下

1435
00:55:22,350 --> 00:55:23,560
比我大的

1436
00:55:25,939 --> 00:55:28,860
我不想打的是天下比我打的

1437
00:55:29,620 --> 00:55:31,900
等一下等一下警下再打一个

1438
00:55:31,900 --> 00:55:33,880
然后说他不想打什么

1439
00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:35,280
要比他大的

1440
00:55:37,519 --> 00:55:38,739
转行吧

1441
00:55:38,739 --> 00:55:39,819
人太可惜了

1442
00:55:39,819 --> 00:55:41,040
往哪转啊

1443
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:45,480
天选残疾人对主播就是天选脑残啊

1444
00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:46,770
嗯是这样的

1445
00:55:46,770 --> 00:55:49,890
天选主播缘分的特殊技能训练

1446
00:55:49,890 --> 00:55:51,240
那真的是这样的

1447
00:55:51,240 --> 00:55:54,050
你不会觉得主播真的有什么副业吧

1448
00:55:54,050 --> 00:55:56,930
呃这个拿个花

1449
00:55:56,930 --> 00:56:02,040
大家说主播是那个什么陪酒那边迎宾的

1450
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:04,000
之后说个悄悄话

1451
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:05,680
你们又说什么

1452
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:07,180
说个悄悄话

1453
00:56:07,180 --> 00:56:10,860
又说又说那个主播主播是有副业的

1454
00:56:10,860 --> 00:56:13,200
主播是晚上知道去别的地方加班的

1455
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:14,340
主播有小号的

1456
00:56:14,340 --> 00:56:14,820
我怎么没有

1457
00:56:14,820 --> 00:56:16,430
我怎么不知道我有小号呀

1458
00:56:16,430 --> 00:56:17,740
小猪猪

1459
00:56:19,519 --> 00:56:24,680
波波罗的ic亨德利阿里卡的女生带罗嘉

1460
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:27,230
真的吗

1461
00:56:27,230 --> 00:56:29,000
真的真的真的吗

1462
00:56:30,020 --> 00:56:32,620
我觉得还还挺正常的啊

1463
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:35,640
为什么你们会觉得不正常啊

1464
00:56:38,899 --> 00:56:41,119
其实这种说话的话

1465
00:56:41,119 --> 00:56:45,740
需要把那个麦克风贴在下巴上面

1466
00:56:45,740 --> 00:56:49,220
然后你们才听得清到底在说什么

1467
00:56:49,299 --> 00:56:52,929
但是一旦贴在下巴上面的话

1468
00:56:52,929 --> 00:56:54,700
就很容易

1469
00:56:56,700 --> 00:56:59,090
很容易炸弹

1470
00:56:59,090 --> 00:57:00,060
所以不行

1471
00:57:02,240 --> 00:57:03,100
早上好

1472
00:57:03,100 --> 00:57:03,580
猪猪

1473
00:57:03,580 --> 00:57:06,040
谢谢宝开口的三星人气票后

1474
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:07,180
多尼阿里嘎多

1475
00:57:07,180 --> 00:57:08,140
谢谢谢谢

1476
00:57:08,140 --> 00:57:09,319
太破费了

1477
00:57:09,319 --> 00:57:11,719
这个声音好适合开奥数回

1478
00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:12,709
众筹人头麦

1479
00:57:12,709 --> 00:57:15,120
你觉得主播真的适合开奥数回吗

1480
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:17,760
你让我这么憋的这么小声说

1481
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:19,680
说两分钟的话我就受不了了

1482
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:20,420
你知道吗

1483
00:57:20,420 --> 00:57:21,950
很简宝早上好

1484
00:57:21,950 --> 00:57:23,180
你让我这么说

1485
00:57:23,180 --> 00:57:24,860
两分钟我就受不了

1486
00:57:24,860 --> 00:57:26,040
我就会疯

1487
00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:27,740
如果那个什么会

1488
00:57:27,740 --> 00:57:30,860
如果你们你们你们整点什么比较大的礼物

1489
00:57:30,860 --> 00:57:32,779
然后我在这边念书呢

1490
00:57:32,779 --> 00:57:33,919
在这边读书呢

1491
00:57:33,919 --> 00:57:34,759
我一看啪一下

1492
00:57:34,759 --> 00:57:35,809
有人给我上个提督

1493
00:57:35,809 --> 00:57:38,119
我心花怒放的一蹦三尺高

1494
00:57:38,119 --> 00:57:39,710
然后开始红豆

1495
00:57:39,710 --> 00:57:41,660
你阿里嘎多哎呀

1496
00:57:41,660 --> 00:57:43,860
谢谢送给我的提督捏

1497
00:57:43,860 --> 00:57:45,060
感谢支持

1498
00:57:45,060 --> 00:57:46,230
太破费了

1499
00:57:46,230 --> 00:57:48,480
你们的耳膜不就废掉了吗

1500
00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:51,629
你们真的真的能把这种助眠

1501
00:57:51,629 --> 00:57:55,330
这种艰巨而重要的任务交给一个

1502
00:57:55,330 --> 00:57:58,810
交给一个性格这么活泼开朗外向的人吗

1503
00:57:58,810 --> 00:57:59,710
我觉得不行啊

1504
00:57:59,710 --> 00:58:00,250
你知道吧

1505
00:58:00,250 --> 00:58:01,330
真的很容易疯的

1506
00:58:02,919 --> 00:58:04,539
它会不会聋的

1507
00:58:04,539 --> 00:58:06,279
你知不知道真的会聋的

1508
00:58:06,279 --> 00:58:08,139
我有的时候压不住那个声音

1509
00:58:08,139 --> 00:58:09,230
我受不了

1510
00:58:09,230 --> 00:58:10,130
没事

1511
00:58:10,130 --> 00:58:13,720
我听过一场阿萨姆人坐到一半开始

1512
00:58:14,220 --> 00:58:16,140
什么叫马儿跳啊

1513
00:58:17,039 --> 00:58:20,900
你看谁出的好运雪球

1514
00:58:23,019 --> 00:58:25,259
白卡可你怎么回事

1515
00:58:25,259 --> 00:58:27,689
白看可你怎么回事啊

1516
00:58:27,689 --> 00:58:29,099
我受不了了

1517
00:58:29,099 --> 00:58:32,859
谢谢白卡可的好运雪球啊

1518
00:58:32,859 --> 00:58:33,999
感谢支持哦

1519
00:58:33,999 --> 00:58:35,680
专辑阿里卡着

1520
00:58:36,339 --> 00:58:38,739
呵呵坏坏坏坏

1521
00:58:38,739 --> 00:58:39,999
不要别抽球了

1522
00:58:39,999 --> 00:58:42,280
抽点抽点加分加的多

1523
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:44,470
爸爸我们马上前十了

1524
00:58:44,470 --> 00:58:45,940
出点加分加的多

1525
00:58:45,940 --> 00:58:47,000
怎么滴

1526
00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:51,620
爹抽点加分加的多的吧

1527
00:58:53,959 --> 00:58:55,959
加8cm啊

1528
00:58:55,959 --> 00:58:57,489
加八分钟

1529
00:58:57,489 --> 00:58:58,300
对不起

1530
00:58:59,900 --> 00:59:01,900
对不起对不起对不起

1531
00:59:01,900 --> 00:59:02,560
打错了

1532
00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:03,160
打错了

1533
00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:03,700
对不起

1534
00:59:03,700 --> 00:59:04,960
滚滚对不起

1535
00:59:06,019 --> 00:59:07,959
哎哎这个是事故啊

1536
00:59:07,959 --> 00:59:10,059
这个这个这个对不起

1537
00:59:10,059 --> 00:59:10,599
对不起

1538
00:59:10,599 --> 00:59:13,300
这个嗯

1539
00:59:13,300 --> 00:59:14,800
这个这个主播

1540
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:17,920
刚才刚才把雪球八分钟敲上去的时候

1541
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:21,970
然后然后哈哈啊啊什么加8cm

1542
00:59:21,970 --> 00:59:23,410
不不不是你们想的啊

1543
00:59:23,410 --> 00:59:24,670
不是你们想的那样

1544
00:59:24,670 --> 00:59:26,820
现在现在八分钟

1545
00:59:26,820 --> 00:59:27,900
这个真不是演的

1546
00:59:27,900 --> 00:59:28,680
真不是演的

1547
00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:29,850
打打错字了

1548
00:59:29,850 --> 00:59:30,930
打错字了

1549
00:59:30,930 --> 00:59:32,160
打错字了

1550
00:59:34,040 --> 00:59:35,180
打错字了

1551
00:59:35,180 --> 00:59:35,960
打错字了

1552
00:59:38,150 --> 00:59:40,520
这个这不是能细说的东西啊

1553
00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:42,240
不行不行不行不行

1554
00:59:42,359 --> 00:59:43,739
出雪球奖

1555
00:59:44,939 --> 00:59:46,840
看看自己的都来了

1556
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:51,680
哎你你买出一个雪球

1557
00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:56,340
主播的主播的尾巴就长8cm

1558
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:59,590
感谢一下小开关开通的舰长

1559
00:59:59,590 --> 01:00:03,040
你要哪种感谢你要哪种感谢

1560
01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:05,410
谢谢小开关的舰长

1561
01:00:05,410 --> 01:00:06,700
捏红豆泥

1562
01:00:06,700 --> 01:00:07,180
阿里嘎

1563
01:00:07,180 --> 01:00:09,140
多谢谢谢谢

1564
01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:13,000
卡德尼太破费了

1565
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:16,160
谢谢巴卡可的霓虹兔兔和五个吃元宵捏

1566
01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:20,120
谢谢小开关的金色r c型舰长

1567
01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:22,700
为什么小开关宁愿打好多js

1568
01:00:22,700 --> 01:00:24,440
也不愿意给主播上舰

1569
01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:26,580
这到底是为什么呀

1570
01:00:26,580 --> 01:00:29,250
哈哈受不了啦

1571
01:00:29,250 --> 01:00:30,750
快点一碗冰沙

1572
01:00:30,750 --> 01:00:34,520
到底是为什么又骗到一个舰长啊

1573
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:37,220
是c型舰长林

1574
01:00:37,220 --> 01:00:38,000
早上好

1575
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:38,780
早上好

1576
01:00:38,780 --> 01:00:40,340
欢迎三连哥的宝贝子

1577
01:00:40,340 --> 01:00:41,420
欢迎jj好困

1578
01:00:43,340 --> 01:00:47,440
感谢要开关开通的舰长哦

1579
01:00:47,514 --> 01:00:49,420
p

1580
01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:56,340
s上舰可不打个可不咋

1581
01:00:56,340 --> 01:00:58,830
但怎么都球迷c上舰啊

1582
01:00:58,830 --> 01:01:02,320
c上舰没有艾希那个加班的啊

1583
01:01:04,900 --> 01:01:07,340
你也你也要两种啊

1584
01:01:07,340 --> 01:01:10,340
谢谢巴卡卡的舰长内获得你

1585
01:01:10,340 --> 01:01:11,330
阿里嘎多

1586
01:01:11,330 --> 01:01:18,330
我超电姐姐姐姐已经上舰了

1587
01:01:18,330 --> 01:01:22,350
怎么上舰的名字还是还是还是白色的

1588
01:01:22,350 --> 01:01:24,380
怎么上舰的名字还是白色的

1589
01:01:24,380 --> 01:01:26,570
你是菠菠萝的紫色提督

1590
01:01:26,570 --> 01:01:29,360
相当于是我我爹的紫色提督

1591
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:31,760
四舍五入是我的紫色提督啊

1592
01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:33,860
谢谢喵谢谢谢谢

1593
01:01:33,860 --> 01:01:35,090
元宵节快乐

1594
01:01:35,090 --> 01:01:37,680
大家你们都什么时候吃元宵啊

1595
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:40,320
你们过元宵节的时候是早上吃元宵

1596
01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:42,300
当早饭还是晚上吃元宵

1597
01:01:42,300 --> 01:01:43,600
然后看晚会啊

1598
01:01:45,380 --> 01:01:49,080
今天骗到两个数据没有加一

1599
01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:52,100
但是骗到两个舰长怎么回事呢

1600
01:01:52,100 --> 01:01:56,050
嘿嘿怎么会是你晚上吧

1601
01:01:56,050 --> 01:01:57,850
都看元宵晚会吗

1602
01:01:57,850 --> 01:02:00,640
我爹的紫色提督是呀

1603
01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:03,520
我爹的我爹菠菠萝的紫色提督吗

1604
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:06,170
四舍五入也是我的紫色提督吗

1605
01:02:06,170 --> 01:02:09,350
我选择摆了

1606
01:02:09,350 --> 01:02:10,490
不吃元宵

1607
01:02:10,490 --> 01:02:12,530
他们说元宵是肉馅的

1608
01:02:12,530 --> 01:02:14,290
汤圆是停下来的

1609
01:02:14,290 --> 01:02:15,220
是真的吗

1610
01:02:15,220 --> 01:02:18,340
不会真的有人吃肉小元宵吧

1611
01:02:18,340 --> 01:02:19,540
虽然不吃

1612
01:02:19,540 --> 01:02:21,280
但是给别人吃肉的

1613
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:25,380
这句话就暴露出了审议预估的价值取向啊

1614
01:02:25,380 --> 01:02:27,180
他自己本人不吃元宵

1615
01:02:27,180 --> 01:02:28,820
但是他给别人吃肉的

1616
01:02:28,820 --> 01:02:31,100
已知他的性格是非常恶劣的

1617
01:02:31,100 --> 01:02:34,620
那么他他他认为给别人吃肉的是折磨

1618
01:02:34,620 --> 01:02:37,290
所以才会给别人吃肉的

1619
01:02:37,290 --> 01:02:40,800
所以说其实这暗含的信息就是

1620
01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:43,000
他喜欢吃甜馅的元宵

1621
01:02:43,020 --> 01:02:45,730
说明他也是甜的懂吧

1622
01:02:45,730 --> 01:02:48,160
所以这下这下就不禁言他了

1623
01:02:49,540 --> 01:02:50,440
黄站长

1624
01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:55,200
我要听to给你听那个oto爱如火怎么样啊

1625
01:02:56,070 --> 01:02:57,840
冰在跳是什么

1626
01:02:57,840 --> 01:02:58,230
是什么

1627
01:02:58,230 --> 01:03:02,240
如烈火进来就听oto

1628
01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:03,420
差不多得了

1629
01:03:03,420 --> 01:03:03,780
你

1630
01:03:05,820 --> 01:03:07,140
喜欢吃肉的炫

1631
01:03:07,140 --> 01:03:09,700
我觉得吃肉馅的元宵是什么样的感觉啊

1632
01:03:09,700 --> 01:03:10,240
你

1633
01:03:12,940 --> 01:03:14,380
要贴的这是个啥

1634
01:03:14,380 --> 01:03:17,710
没看懂有关人家吃的啥烤鸭馅

1635
01:03:17,710 --> 01:03:19,360
我只吃汤圆

1636
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:21,080
我一直都觉得元宵难吃

1637
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:23,150
是我只听那个什么

1638
01:03:23,150 --> 01:03:28,020
我只听那个不是我只吃那个那个黑芝麻

1639
01:03:28,020 --> 01:03:29,730
花生跟黑糯米的

1640
01:03:29,730 --> 01:03:30,750
只吃这三种啊

1641
01:03:30,750 --> 01:03:32,140
其他的都不吃

1642
01:03:32,140 --> 01:03:35,050
希望大家跟主播一起加入啊

1643
01:03:35,050 --> 01:03:37,120
假如你吃一碗十个汤圆的话

1644
01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:38,400
六个是黑芝麻

1645
01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:41,580
三个是四个是花生的这个这个党派啊

1646
01:03:41,580 --> 01:03:43,330
非常非常的欢迎你

1647
01:03:43,425 --> 01:03:46,120
黑芝麻又香又醇

1648
01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:49,570
然后花生的香是那种很有爆发力的香啊

1649
01:03:49,570 --> 01:03:51,300
但花生吃两个就会腻

1650
01:03:51,300 --> 01:03:54,600
这个时候就需要吃黑芝麻这种中正平和的

1651
01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:56,740
这种香甜可口

1652
01:03:56,740 --> 01:03:59,550
中正平和的汤圆来中和一下

1653
01:03:59,550 --> 01:04:03,210
所以你每吃一个花生就吃两个黑芝麻

1654
01:04:03,210 --> 01:04:04,410
这样的话就可以了

1655
01:04:04,410 --> 01:04:05,319
懂吧

1656
01:04:05,319 --> 01:04:07,040
晚上好

1657
01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:11,190
以前吃过彩色的水果汤圆不好吃

1658
01:04:11,190 --> 01:04:13,250
包括那个冰皮月饼

1659
01:04:13,250 --> 01:04:16,370
水果汤圆啊什么的都都难吃啊

1660
01:04:16,370 --> 01:04:18,980
还是得传统的那种是最好吃的

1661
01:04:18,980 --> 01:04:20,930
改良版的真不行

1662
01:04:20,930 --> 01:04:21,980
改良版了

1663
01:04:21,980 --> 01:04:22,940
主播受不了

1664
01:04:22,940 --> 01:04:24,220
太难吃了

1665
01:04:24,220 --> 01:04:27,860
尤其是那种草莓馅的汤圆啊

1666
01:04:27,860 --> 01:04:29,390
别说主播造米线

1667
01:04:29,390 --> 01:04:30,600
说的不是饺子

1668
01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:33,360
草莓馅的汤圆真的有够恶心人的

1669
01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:34,500
你知道咬开了之后

1670
01:04:34,500 --> 01:04:38,730
一股像像那个劣质儿童止咳糖浆一样的

1671
01:04:38,730 --> 01:04:40,290
那个那个味道啊

1672
01:04:40,290 --> 01:04:41,100
受不了

1673
01:04:41,100 --> 01:04:42,090
有道理

1674
01:04:44,180 --> 01:04:47,000
一点点不加不加布丁的话

1675
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:49,540
一点都不认可厉害就不会认可你

1676
01:04:49,540 --> 01:04:50,790
一点点内

1677
01:04:56,780 --> 01:04:58,460
不吃冰皮月饼的人

1678
01:04:58,460 --> 01:04:59,720
品味素质不行

1679
01:04:59,720 --> 01:05:01,100
这东西必须得传统的

1680
01:05:01,100 --> 01:05:01,790
你知道吧

1681
01:05:01,790 --> 01:05:05,200
对就是香精跟过期的水果罐头的味道

1682
01:05:05,275 --> 01:05:07,780
初见主播可以爱上我吗

1683
01:05:07,780 --> 01:05:09,550
别做梦了

1684
01:05:09,710 --> 01:05:11,050
别做梦了

1685
01:05:11,050 --> 01:05:14,530
这个这个不应该让你抱有一些不该有的幻想

1686
01:05:14,530 --> 01:05:15,780
你知道吗

1687
01:05:15,780 --> 01:05:17,700
早日打破你的幻想

1688
01:05:17,700 --> 01:05:19,620
是为了你好嗯

1689
01:05:22,560 --> 01:05:23,940
我跟你们说一件事啊

1690
01:05:23,940 --> 01:05:26,760
主播喝奶茶不吃珍珠的

1691
01:05:26,760 --> 01:05:27,960
不管是黑糖

1692
01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:29,280
珍珠啊

1693
01:05:31,420 --> 01:05:34,120
主播一个也不吃奶茶的小料

1694
01:05:34,120 --> 01:05:38,200
我比较喜欢布丁椰果芋圆啊

1695
01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:39,730
有的时候喝红豆

1696
01:05:39,730 --> 01:05:41,530
有的时候喝那个什么

1697
01:05:41,530 --> 01:05:46,460
喝那个这个这个加燕麦啊之类的

1698
01:05:46,460 --> 01:05:50,160
但是唯独唯独我就是不吃珍珠

1699
01:05:50,160 --> 01:05:53,400
不知道为啥可能觉得这东西黏黏糊糊的

1700
01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:56,440
糊嘴用肺呀哈哈

1701
01:05:56,580 --> 01:05:58,680
那我再续一个舰长

1702
01:05:58,680 --> 01:06:00,630
能让你爱上我吗

1703
01:06:00,630 --> 01:06:02,160
不行啊不行

1704
01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:04,800
这个这个事情不显得不是不可以不可以

1705
01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:06,680
一个种都不可以的事情

1706
01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:08,720
但是你可以再续一个舰长

1707
01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:11,240
让主播狠狠的加班

1708
01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:13,820
让主播狠狠的加班

1709
01:06:13,820 --> 01:06:17,380
这个什么18分钟捏芋圆

1710
01:06:19,180 --> 01:06:20,230
芋圆好吃

1711
01:06:20,230 --> 01:06:21,279
芋圆最强

1712
01:06:21,279 --> 01:06:23,619
预言最强

1713
01:06:24,020 --> 01:06:26,540
就那个芋圆加上双皮奶

1714
01:06:26,540 --> 01:06:29,120
再加点那个什么其他的水果之类的

1715
01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:32,339
特别特别好吃的珍珠和椰果

1716
01:06:32,339 --> 01:06:33,629
你都不喜欢

1717
01:06:33,629 --> 01:06:36,800
小时候最喜欢的是布丁

1718
01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:38,240
一个舰长多少

1719
01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:42,540
一个舰长十分钟雷18分钟哦

1720
01:06:42,540 --> 01:06:46,460
一个舰长十分钟没啊啊

1721
01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:48,800
怎么主播从来没爱过人

1722
01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:50,240
说总督续一下啊

1723
01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:52,100
你们要想看主播爆点的话

1724
01:06:52,100 --> 01:06:55,360
主播就就那什么主播跟天子这些演

1725
01:06:55,360 --> 01:06:57,340
可以可以演一下

1726
01:06:57,340 --> 01:06:59,020
就他就他艾特他

1727
01:06:59,020 --> 01:07:00,400
然后叫他叫他续一下

1728
01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:02,040
然后他叫我滚好吧

1729
01:07:02,040 --> 01:07:05,160
那龙珠你喜欢吗

1730
01:07:05,160 --> 01:07:06,090
七龙珠吗

1731
01:07:06,090 --> 01:07:08,680
七龙珠吗

1732
01:07:08,680 --> 01:07:11,440
我喜欢那个可以许愿的那个主播

1733
01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:12,700
要集齐龙珠的话

1734
01:07:12,700 --> 01:07:14,140
应该会许一个愿望

1735
01:07:14,140 --> 01:07:18,520
希望自己成为什么世界上最受欢迎的管人算了

1736
01:07:18,520 --> 01:07:22,240
这种愿望的话实现起来太德不配位了

1737
01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:23,109
还是许愿

1738
01:07:23,109 --> 01:07:25,929
希望主播可以嗯

1739
01:07:28,029 --> 01:07:30,920
嗯学会唱歌跳舞玩游戏吧

1740
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:32,540
这样的话能力提上来了

1741
01:07:32,540 --> 01:07:33,680
自然也就受欢迎了

1742
01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:40,399
哎哟100个总督主播回国跟你住100个

1743
01:07:40,399 --> 01:07:42,769
100个的话是多少元子啊

1744
01:07:42,769 --> 01:07:45,379
200w

1745
01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:48,940
不行不行

1746
01:07:48,940 --> 01:07:50,200
不可以不行

1747
01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:52,020
打咩不可以

1748
01:07:52,020 --> 01:07:53,160
要做点

1749
01:07:53,160 --> 01:07:54,180
别谁都做

1750
01:07:54,180 --> 01:07:55,320
你别谁都做

1751
01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:57,240
一会看不看不出我这把刀

1752
01:07:57,240 --> 01:07:59,140
我这把刀飞出去要砍人

1753
01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:01,560
受不了了

1754
01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:03,000
应该给你上个拘束带

1755
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:03,600
你知道吧

1756
01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:04,740
有一些房管吧

1757
01:08:04,740 --> 01:08:06,720
感觉感觉给他下了

1758
01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:08,950
又怕他被别人乱刀砍死

1759
01:08:08,950 --> 01:08:10,210
给他上了吧

1760
01:08:10,210 --> 01:08:12,070
又怕他乱斗砍死别人

1761
01:08:12,070 --> 01:08:12,970
好可怕呀

1762
01:08:12,970 --> 01:08:17,240
谢谢把可可的元宵盲盒的霓虹兔兔

1763
01:08:17,240 --> 01:08:18,380
你感谢支持

1764
01:08:18,380 --> 01:08:19,700
红豆泥阿里嘎多

1765
01:08:19,700 --> 01:08:23,380
太破费人100个总督的彩礼

1766
01:08:23,380 --> 01:08:24,860
这我可不敢说啊

1767
01:08:24,860 --> 01:08:26,780
你给我打100个总督要娶我回家

1768
01:08:26,780 --> 01:08:28,609
那我婚后之后我还是人吗

1769
01:08:28,609 --> 01:08:30,619
那不得当牛做马

1770
01:08:30,619 --> 01:08:32,850
早上五点起来啊

1771
01:08:32,850 --> 01:08:34,440
今天是早上五点

1772
01:08:34,440 --> 01:08:37,830
给老公和三个孩子做饭啊

1773
01:08:37,830 --> 01:08:40,200
这个这个老公最喜欢喝什么什么汤

1774
01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:40,530
来

1775
01:08:40,530 --> 01:08:42,740
快给他包一盏什么之类的

1776
01:08:42,740 --> 01:08:44,420
那那还有自由吗

1777
01:08:44,420 --> 01:08:46,520
卧槽那不得是你往哪走

1778
01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:47,540
我往哪走

1779
01:08:47,540 --> 01:08:49,140
你指东我绝不打西

1780
01:08:49,140 --> 01:08:53,809
吵架都不敢大声喊人的那一点主动权都没有了

1781
01:08:53,809 --> 01:08:56,500
你收这么多园子是有代价的

1782
01:08:56,500 --> 01:08:59,920
大家都知道这个凡事都是有代价的

1783
01:08:59,920 --> 01:09:01,480
怎么结婚彩礼就没有代价

1784
01:09:01,480 --> 01:09:02,140
收这么多

1785
01:09:02,140 --> 01:09:03,430
感觉站不起来呀

1786
01:09:03,430 --> 01:09:04,660
太可怕了

1787
01:09:04,660 --> 01:09:06,479
再加100个

1788
01:09:08,559 --> 01:09:11,699
再加100个

1789
01:09:14,499 --> 01:09:15,959
再加100个也

1790
01:09:18,119 --> 01:09:18,899
也不行

1791
01:09:18,899 --> 01:09:19,919
也不能考虑

1792
01:09:19,919 --> 01:09:20,920
也不可以

1793
01:09:20,920 --> 01:09:23,740
谢谢宝可可的元宵盲盒的琉璃花灯

1794
01:09:23,740 --> 01:09:24,490
感谢支持

1795
01:09:24,490 --> 01:09:26,399
24集龙龙哦

1796
01:09:26,399 --> 01:09:27,449
厉害呀

1797
01:09:27,449 --> 01:09:29,309
一个总督带回家

1798
01:09:29,309 --> 01:09:30,959
一个总还真不行啊

1799
01:09:30,959 --> 01:09:32,639
主播历史最高纪录

1800
01:09:32,639 --> 01:09:34,870
收到过同一个人的20个总督

1801
01:09:36,190 --> 01:09:37,840
一个钟还真不行啊

1802
01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:41,710
一个钟嗯还不够主播回国机票的鉴定为不够

1803
01:09:41,710 --> 01:09:44,000
不够主播回国机票啊

1804
01:09:44,220 --> 01:09:45,840
再再犹豫了

1805
01:09:45,840 --> 01:09:47,520
我还能再加100个

1806
01:09:47,520 --> 01:09:48,840
那主播硬了的话

1807
01:09:48,840 --> 01:09:50,740
下不来台的不就是你了吗

1808
01:09:50,740 --> 01:09:52,600
主播只能坐在这里不硬

1809
01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:53,740
你知道吧

1810
01:09:53,740 --> 01:09:55,180
主播硬了的话

1811
01:09:55,180 --> 01:09:56,770
那现在就手一摊

1812
01:09:56,770 --> 01:09:58,660
让你掏300个总出来

1813
01:09:58,660 --> 01:09:59,500
你怎么办呢

1814
01:09:59,500 --> 01:10:01,270
小开关你掏的出来吗

1815
01:10:01,270 --> 01:10:03,580
所以说就是掏不出来的话

1816
01:10:03,580 --> 01:10:04,540
假如主播硬了

1817
01:10:04,540 --> 01:10:05,740
尴尬的就是你呀

1818
01:10:05,740 --> 01:10:07,120
所以不如主播不硬

1819
01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:11,420
这样的话还可以替你承担这份尴尬

1820
01:10:11,420 --> 01:10:12,200
你懂吧

1821
01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:13,040
你懂不懂

1822
01:10:13,040 --> 01:10:14,420
别硬好吗

1823
01:10:14,420 --> 01:10:15,710
什么不是这个样

1824
01:10:15,710 --> 01:10:16,640
答应的硬

1825
01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:17,510
什么硬啊

1826
01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:20,800
谢谢小开关的安心

1827
01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:21,940
感谢支持

1828
01:10:21,940 --> 01:10:25,400
好的米卡利卡特别用好吗

1829
01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:26,420
你当是什么

1830
01:10:26,420 --> 01:10:27,500
看着看着直播

1831
01:10:27,500 --> 01:10:29,690
然后主播主播起飞一下

1832
01:10:29,690 --> 01:10:30,950
芜湖芜湖飞一下

1833
01:10:30,950 --> 01:10:32,210
然后你们看主播的腿

1834
01:10:32,210 --> 01:10:34,430
你们说摁了摁了不是那个硬

1835
01:10:34,430 --> 01:10:35,270
不是那个硬

1836
01:10:35,270 --> 01:10:36,410
哎呀真真变态

1837
01:10:36,410 --> 01:10:37,450
好恶心

1838
01:10:37,450 --> 01:10:38,530
受不了了

1839
01:10:38,530 --> 01:10:41,290
这什么歌啊

1840
01:10:42,490 --> 01:10:45,880
啊哈哈哈哈哈

1841
01:10:45,880 --> 01:10:49,320
主播的xp是你们的xp

1842
01:10:49,320 --> 01:10:50,610
不是原子吗

1843
01:10:50,610 --> 01:10:53,340
上次有人过来求助主播

1844
01:10:53,340 --> 01:10:55,960
说主播主播你这么懂香水

1845
01:10:55,980 --> 01:10:57,480
你可不可以告诉我

1846
01:10:57,480 --> 01:11:00,480
有没有哪款香水是你喷在身上之后

1847
01:11:00,480 --> 01:11:03,380
就能让周围的女生为之臣服的呀

1848
01:11:03,380 --> 01:11:05,060
我思考了三秒钟

1849
01:11:05,060 --> 01:11:06,290
我跟他说

1850
01:11:06,290 --> 01:11:08,120
没有这种东西

1851
01:11:08,120 --> 01:11:10,520
你可以去银行取1000万

1852
01:11:10,520 --> 01:11:12,320
然后抱着这1000万吃饭

1853
01:11:12,320 --> 01:11:13,640
抱着这1000万睡觉

1854
01:11:13,640 --> 01:11:17,400
拿着1000万呢裁成一套衣服穿在身上

1855
01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:19,560
这样你碰到女生的时候

1856
01:11:19,560 --> 01:11:23,160
女生闻到你身上心前的那种油墨的芬芳

1857
01:11:23,160 --> 01:11:25,590
他就会心甘情愿地臣服于你

1858
01:11:25,590 --> 01:11:27,540
这就是世间唯一一款

1859
01:11:27,540 --> 01:11:30,580
可以让女生沉浮的香水的秘方啊

1860
01:11:30,580 --> 01:11:32,050
你推荐你也试试

1861
01:11:32,050 --> 01:11:32,800
挺好的

1862
01:11:32,800 --> 01:11:34,000
你也可以去试试看

1863
01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:35,600
你哈哈哈

1864
01:11:35,600 --> 01:11:37,880
谢谢宝可可的元宵

1865
01:11:37,880 --> 01:11:38,900
盲盒的霓虹兔兔

1866
01:11:38,900 --> 01:11:39,680
感谢支持

1867
01:11:39,680 --> 01:11:40,160
红豆泥

1868
01:11:40,160 --> 01:11:41,040
阿里嘎多

1869
01:11:41,040 --> 01:11:42,180
这是真盒子

1870
01:11:42,180 --> 01:11:43,620
就应该抱兔子啊

1871
01:11:43,620 --> 01:11:46,010
就应该抱兔子好吧嗯

1872
01:11:46,010 --> 01:11:50,590
很帅的骄傲

1873
01:11:51,710 --> 01:11:53,520
路上不怕被抢

1874
01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:56,820
那你都有1000万来做衣服了

1875
01:11:56,820 --> 01:11:59,280
你好歹好歹得那什么点吧

1876
01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:01,260
谢谢巴卡卡的霓虹兔兔

1877
01:12:01,260 --> 01:12:03,450
你太破费了吧

1878
01:12:03,450 --> 01:12:06,060
好喜欢兔兔获得你

1879
01:12:06,060 --> 01:12:07,140
阿里嘎多

1880
01:12:07,140 --> 01:12:11,520
嘿嘿在危险边缘前进

1881
01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:12,720
阿里嘎多

1882
01:12:12,720 --> 01:12:13,680
感谢支持

1883
01:12:15,540 --> 01:12:17,400
谢谢本

1884
01:12:19,780 --> 01:12:22,380
看电影票没有加班的

1885
01:12:22,380 --> 01:12:24,400
电影票是没有加班的

1886
01:12:24,400 --> 01:12:27,040
呜呜谁在那呜呜呜呜呜

1887
01:12:27,040 --> 01:12:29,690
他长了一张嘴

1888
01:12:29,690 --> 01:12:30,500
不会说话

1889
01:12:30,500 --> 01:12:31,760
没人把你当哑巴

1890
01:12:31,760 --> 01:12:34,510
就是无五个屁

1891
01:12:35,810 --> 01:12:38,110
早该死

1892
01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:42,100
谢谢宝哥哥的人气票和电影票啊

1893
01:12:43,420 --> 01:12:46,460
我见过砸在地面上的pk票

1894
01:12:46,460 --> 01:12:51,059
我见过在结算之前送不出来的人气票

1895
01:12:51,059 --> 01:12:53,579
我也见过心动盲盒里的电影票

1896
01:12:53,579 --> 01:12:55,289
却还是逃不过你的

1897
01:12:55,289 --> 01:12:56,459
你的钞票是吧

1898
01:12:56,459 --> 01:13:00,900
哈哈就沈逸就是特别典型的那种

1899
01:13:00,900 --> 01:13:01,620
你知道吧

1900
01:13:01,620 --> 01:13:03,060
给他给他房管

1901
01:13:03,060 --> 01:13:04,880
怕他胡乱杀人

1902
01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:06,500
然后不给他房管

1903
01:13:06,500 --> 01:13:07,400
又怕他乱刀

1904
01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:09,440
被人乱刀砍死的这种人啊

1905
01:13:09,440 --> 01:13:11,180
假如说我把他房管撤掉了

1906
01:13:11,180 --> 01:13:14,240
估计他他这这弹幕区就不用看别的了

1907
01:13:14,240 --> 01:13:15,530
全都是用户审议

1908
01:13:15,530 --> 01:13:16,900
已被管理员禁言

1909
01:13:16,900 --> 01:13:19,000
用户协议已被管理员禁言

1910
01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:20,740
估计就是一直重复循环

1911
01:13:20,740 --> 01:13:23,500
这一条播报应该就没有别的播报了

1912
01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:25,320
感觉要结算了

1913
01:13:25,320 --> 01:13:26,639
人气票送送

1914
01:13:26,639 --> 01:13:28,499
主播还欠你几个禁言来着

1915
01:13:28,499 --> 01:13:29,579
我怕你截出去

1916
01:13:29,579 --> 01:13:31,499
到时候给辅打c

1917
01:13:31,499 --> 01:13:34,290
然后让服讨论一下我我好可怕呀

1918
01:13:34,290 --> 01:13:35,280
欢迎洋洋

1919
01:13:36,280 --> 01:13:37,860
怎么回事呢

1920
01:13:39,300 --> 01:13:40,860
来个球好来好

1921
01:13:40,860 --> 01:13:42,390
来支持支持你

1922
01:13:42,390 --> 01:13:43,470
要来球的话

1923
01:13:43,470 --> 01:13:47,310
这个世界上最好的球就是心愿水晶球怎么样

1924
01:13:47,310 --> 01:13:49,150
哈哈非常稳定的

1925
01:13:49,150 --> 01:13:50,260
100就是100

1926
01:13:50,260 --> 01:13:51,730
100就是100嘞

1927
01:13:51,730 --> 01:13:53,230
谢谢宝开口的元宵

1928
01:13:53,230 --> 01:13:54,370
盲盒的琉璃花灯

1929
01:13:54,370 --> 01:13:56,400
感谢支持霍普的尼尔里卡多

1930
01:13:56,400 --> 01:13:58,200
太破费啦

1931
01:13:58,200 --> 01:13:59,570
喵喵

1932
01:13:59,570 --> 01:14:03,410
谢谢库鲁娜酱的

1933
01:14:05,630 --> 01:14:11,230
你是我是你送的这个东西是真实变换

1934
01:14:11,230 --> 01:14:12,550
变换变换

1935
01:14:12,550 --> 01:14:14,740
我能不动心啊

1936
01:14:14,740 --> 01:14:16,270
让他在这

1937
01:14:16,270 --> 01:14:19,090
你是嗯背着

1938
01:14:21,010 --> 01:14:22,810
今天怎么没有人要听电棍呢

1939
01:14:22,810 --> 01:14:24,210
有啊有啊

1940
01:14:24,210 --> 01:14:26,970
你可以强迫主播kc点歌的

1941
01:14:27,990 --> 01:14:30,000
这

1942
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:34,240
这谢谢可乐酱的两个好运雪球

1943
01:14:34,240 --> 01:14:35,380
这样一个霓虹兔兔

1944
01:14:35,380 --> 01:14:36,340
一个琉璃花灯啊

1945
01:14:36,340 --> 01:14:37,300
换金宝红灯

1946
01:14:37,300 --> 01:14:37,900
你还厉害的

1947
01:14:37,900 --> 01:14:41,090
真的是好运雪球给你带来的自信呀

1948
01:14:41,090 --> 01:14:43,580
太喜欢了啊

1949
01:14:43,580 --> 01:14:50,960
没有没有好运雪球的人生感觉已经充满了哎

1950
01:14:52,440 --> 01:14:55,959
喘口气先喘口气先主播

1951
01:14:55,959 --> 01:14:56,829
你唱绿帽

1952
01:14:56,829 --> 01:14:58,239
怎么主播不会呀

1953
01:14:58,239 --> 01:14:59,439
主播不会来

1954
01:14:59,439 --> 01:15:01,659
那个饕餮也没学会

1955
01:15:01,659 --> 01:15:03,050
太难了

1956
01:15:03,050 --> 01:15:05,390
请你点可乐玛的牛吧

1957
01:15:08,990 --> 01:15:10,910
感谢快乐捏大家

1958
01:15:10,910 --> 01:15:12,680
人生快乐

1959
01:15:12,680 --> 01:15:14,940
当我求

1960
01:15:17,220 --> 01:15:18,930
谢谢把可可的棉花糖

1961
01:15:18,930 --> 01:15:20,160
别开心动了

1962
01:15:20,160 --> 01:15:21,500
心动特别容易亏

1963
01:15:21,500 --> 01:15:23,480
我们今天播到后面的时候

1964
01:15:23,480 --> 01:15:25,250
我能一边吃点东西

1965
01:15:25,250 --> 01:15:27,140
一边给大家直播吗

1966
01:15:27,140 --> 01:15:28,460
如果你们想听的话

1967
01:15:28,460 --> 01:15:30,570
可以扣一

1968
01:15:30,570 --> 01:15:33,690
我今天我今天买了点那个什么

1969
01:15:33,690 --> 01:15:36,200
我今天买了点那个奢侈品

1970
01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:37,760
你们猜猜主播吃什么

1971
01:15:37,760 --> 01:15:40,460
我今天买了点当地的超级奢侈品

1972
01:15:40,460 --> 01:15:42,110
吃点歌

1973
01:15:42,110 --> 01:15:43,160
爱如何

1974
01:15:43,160 --> 01:15:45,059
等一下我给你换一

1975
01:15:45,319 --> 01:15:48,149
在我心给你换一个吧

1976
01:15:48,149 --> 01:15:52,300
当幸运因果贯穿暂时变换

1977
01:15:52,300 --> 01:15:53,560
变换变换

1978
01:15:53,560 --> 01:15:55,720
我能听见

1979
01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:59,420
元宵玉米都不是啊

1980
01:15:59,420 --> 01:16:01,280
玉米怎么会是奢侈品呢

1981
01:16:01,599 --> 01:16:02,829
汉堡王

1982
01:16:02,829 --> 01:16:05,019
这明明不是这种东西

1983
01:16:05,019 --> 01:16:06,039
给你换一个吧

1984
01:16:06,039 --> 01:16:06,879
你要听什么

1985
01:16:06,879 --> 01:16:11,220
代你别乱讲话呀

1986
01:16:11,220 --> 01:16:12,360
你在说什么呢

1987
01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:14,660
你在你是真不怕被关了

1988
01:16:14,660 --> 01:16:17,660
过两天过两天等一下你又要答案是给我

1989
01:16:17,660 --> 01:16:19,100
然后叫谁举报了

1990
01:16:19,100 --> 01:16:20,180
你叫他滚出来

1991
01:16:20,180 --> 01:16:22,520
然后带着他的族谱找找你

1992
01:16:22,520 --> 01:16:23,900
领50块红包了

1993
01:16:23,900 --> 01:16:28,220
你你被关的不够是吧啊

1994
01:16:28,220 --> 01:16:29,480
给你放点新的

1995
01:16:29,480 --> 01:16:30,920
给你放这个吧

1996
01:16:31,160 --> 01:16:32,870
谢谢金宝的小花

1997
01:16:32,870 --> 01:16:34,220
获得你阿里嘎多

1998
01:16:34,220 --> 01:16:35,440
感谢支持

1999
01:16:39,119 --> 01:16:40,459
早知道不刷了

2000
01:16:40,459 --> 01:16:46,140
早知道刷个题了哈哈现在也来得及念

2001
01:16:46,140 --> 01:16:48,660
是恩宠的烈火

2002
01:16:48,660 --> 01:16:52,300
你在笑着听什么没错

2003
01:16:52,300 --> 01:16:53,980
爱如黄昏

2004
01:16:53,980 --> 01:16:55,840
沉默的那首

2005
01:16:55,840 --> 01:16:59,360
我看见你的杀手米诺

2006
01:17:00,200 --> 01:17:03,920
感觉不如这个这个我就不跟着唱了

2007
01:17:03,920 --> 01:17:06,800
因为还是与调教比较比较好玩一点

2008
01:17:06,800 --> 01:17:07,800
我就不跟着唱

2009
01:17:08,880 --> 01:17:13,540
余额不支持啊啊

2010
01:17:16,160 --> 01:17:17,800
这头像我的一样

2011
01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:18,880
都像p上去的

2012
01:17:18,880 --> 01:17:19,660
你知道吧

2013
01:17:19,660 --> 01:17:21,670
这个点子确实顶级啊

2014
01:17:21,670 --> 01:17:23,410
这个确实很顶级

2015
01:17:23,410 --> 01:17:26,950
感觉不如介绍一下

2016
01:17:29,080 --> 01:17:31,860
才才现在这个活动期间吧

2017
01:17:31,860 --> 01:17:33,090
还真不如上提

2018
01:17:33,090 --> 01:17:35,040
因为主播不是还差两个提督

2019
01:17:35,040 --> 01:17:36,580
又能送个纸雕灯吗

2020
01:17:36,600 --> 01:17:38,500
谢谢金宝的心

2021
01:17:38,500 --> 01:17:39,100
你好

2022
01:17:39,100 --> 01:17:42,550
等你阿里嘎多气泡的s

2023
01:17:42,550 --> 01:17:43,540
感谢支持

2024
01:17:43,540 --> 01:17:44,890
点歌骗赖

2025
01:17:44,890 --> 01:17:46,300
行行行啊

2026
01:17:46,300 --> 01:17:48,160
我已经被室友说了

2027
01:17:48,160 --> 01:17:50,590
为什么你每天在地下室唱歌的时候

2028
01:17:50,590 --> 01:17:52,540
每天就那几首歌呀

2029
01:17:52,540 --> 01:17:54,610
嗯我说哪几首歌

2030
01:17:54,610 --> 01:17:56,020
你在说哪几首歌

2031
01:17:56,020 --> 01:17:58,830
他说有一个是那个什么哦

2032
01:17:58,830 --> 01:18:02,700
哦哦哦哦不不不不不什么什么什么

2033
01:18:02,700 --> 01:18:06,100
我说啊啊这个这个呃还有哪个

2034
01:18:06,100 --> 01:18:09,920
他说还有那个呃清唱啊

2035
01:18:09,920 --> 01:18:12,740
什么什么什么什么西风

2036
01:18:12,740 --> 01:18:14,390
什么什么听不太清啊

2037
01:18:14,390 --> 01:18:14,870
听不清

2038
01:18:14,870 --> 01:18:17,870
就是那个耶耶耶耶耶耶那首歌

2039
01:18:17,870 --> 01:18:20,820
我说哦哦还还有哪个还有哪个呃

2040
01:18:20,820 --> 01:18:22,020
他说嗯

2041
01:18:22,020 --> 01:18:23,879
还有一个就是那个呃

2042
01:18:23,879 --> 01:18:27,089
李荣浩的那个那个什么那个戒戒烟

2043
01:18:27,089 --> 01:18:27,929
我说对对

2044
01:18:27,929 --> 01:18:30,350
戒烟还有哪个哈哈哈哈

2045
01:18:30,350 --> 01:18:33,050
他说好像好像你也就会唱这么几首歌呀

2046
01:18:33,050 --> 01:18:35,450
好像没有听你唱过什么别的歌诶

2047
01:18:35,450 --> 01:18:36,760
好像就这几首啊

2048
01:18:36,760 --> 01:18:38,680
你的观众不会听腻吗

2049
01:18:38,680 --> 01:18:39,550
我说不会

2050
01:18:39,550 --> 01:18:41,680
我说我说我说好像不会

2051
01:18:42,870 --> 01:18:45,330
好像他们他们都挺喜欢的

2052
01:18:45,330 --> 01:18:48,800
嗯他说有的时候还听到你在地下室笑

2053
01:18:48,800 --> 01:18:52,150
就是那种哈哈哈哈哈

2054
01:18:52,150 --> 01:18:56,640
我我说嗯这个这个也是一些职业要求

2055
01:18:56,640 --> 01:18:58,380
他就很理解的那种眼神

2056
01:18:58,380 --> 01:18:59,760
看着我就拍了拍我的肩膀

2057
01:18:59,940 --> 01:19:02,180
我知道赚钱不容易

2058
01:19:02,180 --> 01:19:04,160
我知道赚钱不容易啊

2059
01:19:04,160 --> 01:19:05,800
这个没关系

2060
01:19:08,340 --> 01:19:10,040
我说我要吵到你了

2061
01:19:10,040 --> 01:19:11,180
你就跟我说吧

2062
01:19:11,180 --> 01:19:13,180
嗯妮妮给我说啊

2063
01:19:13,180 --> 01:19:14,890
这个我我请你吃饭

2064
01:19:14,890 --> 01:19:15,940
我请你吃饭

2065
01:19:15,940 --> 01:19:17,260
他说不用了不用了

2066
01:19:17,260 --> 01:19:17,860
没关系

2067
01:19:17,860 --> 01:19:19,900
哪天我去给你上个舰长

2068
01:19:21,699 --> 01:19:22,860
骗人

2069
01:19:25,180 --> 01:19:26,820
还差两个珠子

2070
01:19:26,820 --> 01:19:30,120
你们觉得主播两天五天五天能骗到吗

2071
01:19:30,120 --> 01:19:31,180
感觉有点难

2072
01:19:34,760 --> 01:19:40,400
咳咳咳咳哼哼哼哼

2073
01:19:43,520 --> 01:19:44,840
舰长不够吧

2074
01:19:44,840 --> 01:19:47,450
来个提督呵呵

2075
01:19:47,450 --> 01:19:49,160
狠狠翻倍是吧

2076
01:19:49,240 --> 01:20:02,630
巴布瑞买的都是白天线宝宝也算惩罚200

2077
01:20:03,900 --> 01:20:11,060
每当我傻美貌和暗都会发

2078
01:20:11,060 --> 01:20:15,740
你就会肯定的

2079
01:20:18,620 --> 01:20:24,290
谁啊啊啊啊

2080
01:20:24,290 --> 01:20:27,000
我不卖我不卖

2081
01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:31,820
嗯嗯嗯我非要我非要嗯啊啊啊

2082
01:20:31,820 --> 01:20:33,680
我不买我不买

2083
01:20:35,090 --> 01:20:36,050
你不理我

2084
01:20:36,050 --> 01:20:40,420
我就闹哈哈哈

2085
01:20:40,420 --> 01:20:46,460
三香料还会啊啊啊啊

2086
01:20:46,460 --> 01:20:48,880
我不嘛我不嘛

2087
01:20:48,960 --> 01:20:57,140
哦哦哦我非要我非要嗯哦哦哦我不买我不买

2088
01:20:57,260 --> 01:20:58,220
你不依我

2089
01:20:58,220 --> 01:21:00,000
我就闹

2090
01:21:03,940 --> 01:21:06,810
本首神曲名为骗赖是你

2091
01:21:06,810 --> 01:21:08,059
耶耶耶

2092
01:21:08,059 --> 01:21:08,809
大家好

2093
01:21:08,809 --> 01:21:09,949
耶耶耶耶

2094
01:21:09,949 --> 01:21:11,799
莫跳耶耶耶呀

2095
01:21:11,799 --> 01:21:12,429
小狗

2096
01:21:12,429 --> 01:21:14,379
你真的在闹三上吊

2097
01:21:14,379 --> 01:21:16,659
又又又又又莫娜七七

2098
01:21:16,659 --> 01:21:17,320
切切切

2099
01:21:18,540 --> 01:21:19,770
哇哇粉条

2100
01:21:19,770 --> 01:21:21,760
你真的有点不得了

2101
01:21:21,760 --> 01:21:22,720
人是铁

2102
01:21:22,720 --> 01:21:23,620
饭是钢

2103
01:21:23,620 --> 01:21:25,830
你们搞得我新年礼花老婆

2104
01:21:25,830 --> 01:21:29,730
你淘宝天天搞得我又不是支付宝姑娘

2105
01:21:29,730 --> 01:21:32,900
姑娘站起来随时随地都可以骗赖

2106
01:21:32,900 --> 01:21:34,820
看来真是你们想赖的

2107
01:21:34,820 --> 01:21:35,900
想赖就能赖

2108
01:21:35,900 --> 01:21:37,110
还来啊

2109
01:21:37,110 --> 01:21:40,910
呃呃呃我不卖我不卖哦

2110
01:21:40,910 --> 01:21:46,550
哦哦哦我非要我非要嗯嗯嗯嗯我不嘛

2111
01:21:46,550 --> 01:21:48,890
我不嘛

2112
01:21:48,960 --> 01:21:50,040
你不理我

2113
01:21:50,040 --> 01:21:50,760
我就闹

2114
01:21:50,760 --> 01:21:53,960
啊哈哦哦哦我不卖

2115
01:21:53,960 --> 01:21:55,640
我不卖哦

2116
01:21:55,640 --> 01:21:58,699
哦哦哦我非要我非呦

2117
01:21:58,699 --> 01:22:01,279
嗯嗯嗯嗯我不嘛

2118
01:22:01,279 --> 01:22:03,760
我不嘛

2119
01:22:03,760 --> 01:22:04,720
你不理我

2120
01:22:04,720 --> 01:22:05,860
我就闹

2121
01:22:05,860 --> 01:22:10,450
嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯可以了可以了没有

2122
01:22:10,450 --> 01:22:15,550
原来有感情感情的放不开了

2123
01:22:16,880 --> 01:22:19,370
哎放不开了

2124
01:22:21,350 --> 01:22:23,030
那没没感觉了

2125
01:22:23,030 --> 01:22:24,290
谁没感觉了

2126
01:22:24,290 --> 01:22:24,840
什么感

2127
01:22:24,840 --> 01:22:28,620
这偶像包袱太重了

2128
01:22:28,620 --> 01:22:29,760
我在包厢吃饭

2129
01:22:29,760 --> 01:22:30,300
看肥皂

2130
01:22:30,300 --> 01:22:30,960
好尴尬

2131
01:22:30,960 --> 01:22:31,620
都在看我

2132
01:22:31,620 --> 01:22:32,879
我就是好尴尬

2133
01:22:32,879 --> 01:22:34,739
当你把手机开外放

2134
01:22:36,599 --> 01:22:37,840
你把手机开外放

2135
01:22:37,840 --> 01:22:41,260
嗯然后我那什么让我给跟大家说说话

2136
01:22:44,140 --> 01:22:48,470
真是的喂大家好

2137
01:22:48,470 --> 01:22:49,700
我是瑶瑶

2138
01:22:49,700 --> 01:22:52,280
喜欢的是你主播米米啊

2139
01:22:52,280 --> 01:22:56,400
对战直播间22894962

2140
01:22:56,400 --> 01:22:58,140
关注主播喵

2141
01:22:58,140 --> 01:22:58,920
关注主播

2142
01:22:58,920 --> 01:23:03,580
谢谢喵一起获得早间的快乐和晚间的睡眠

2143
01:23:03,580 --> 01:23:05,140
亨德利阿里嘎多

2144
01:23:05,140 --> 01:23:09,000
没有我们二次元都是很好很好的人

2145
01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:13,560
不是看不起我们这哼快乐星猫

2146
01:23:13,560 --> 01:23:15,160
我不是放不开的

2147
01:23:15,160 --> 01:23:16,120
不是不是

2148
01:23:18,130 --> 01:23:21,100
我都不好意思

2149
01:23:21,200 --> 01:23:22,600
就人家都说了

2150
01:23:22,600 --> 01:23:24,100
能听到我唱这歌

2151
01:23:24,100 --> 01:23:25,480
我一想到这个事情

2152
01:23:25,480 --> 01:23:27,380
我就感觉受不了

2153
01:23:27,380 --> 01:23:28,640
你知道吧

2154
01:23:28,640 --> 01:23:32,060
你会有主播给你清唱

2155
01:23:33,380 --> 01:23:35,360
我不买

2156
01:23:35,360 --> 01:23:38,060
我非要我不卖

2157
01:23:38,060 --> 01:23:39,050
我不卖

2158
01:23:39,050 --> 01:23:39,740
这样的话

2159
01:23:39,740 --> 01:23:42,020
你不要说主播的搞软色情了

2160
01:23:42,020 --> 01:23:44,180
我也不知道为什么会那什么呀

2161
01:23:50,040 --> 01:23:54,090
谢谢小开关的西红豆泥

2162
01:23:54,090 --> 01:23:55,200
阿里嘎多

2163
01:23:55,200 --> 01:23:56,820
谢谢支持哦

2164
01:23:56,820 --> 01:23:59,790
我给姐姐打400担心

2165
01:23:59,790 --> 01:24:01,120
但是不上舰

2166
01:24:01,120 --> 01:24:04,720
姐姐不会生气吧

2167
01:24:05,440 --> 01:24:08,790
感谢感谢你啊

2168
01:24:08,790 --> 01:24:09,960
胡说什么呢

2169
01:24:09,960 --> 01:24:12,209
你我姐妹情深

2170
01:24:12,209 --> 01:24:14,909
哎呀这个sc啊

2171
01:24:14,909 --> 01:24:17,219
舰长啊都是身外之物

2172
01:24:17,219 --> 01:24:20,900
只要妹妹有这种关照

2173
01:24:20,900 --> 01:24:21,680
姐姐啊

2174
01:24:21,680 --> 01:24:24,660
姐姐有这种关照妹妹的情谊

2175
01:24:24,679 --> 01:24:27,889
妹妹就已经心满意足了

2176
01:24:27,889 --> 01:24:28,939
谢谢你

2177
01:24:28,939 --> 01:24:30,040
小开关

2178
01:24:32,040 --> 01:24:35,990
唉回归生活了

2179
01:24:35,990 --> 01:24:37,680
别回呀

2180
01:24:37,680 --> 01:24:40,620
哎你所热爱的就是你的生活

2181
01:24:40,620 --> 01:24:42,180
你所喜欢的就是米呀

2182
01:24:42,180 --> 01:24:43,920
米呀米呀米呀

2183
01:24:43,920 --> 01:24:44,970
就是你的生活

2184
01:24:44,970 --> 01:24:46,320
别走

2185
01:24:46,580 --> 01:24:49,040
我不想在后面当推车党

2186
01:24:49,040 --> 01:24:51,080
我不想追车啊

2187
01:24:51,080 --> 01:24:52,680
别跑啊

2188
01:24:54,420 --> 01:24:56,540
谢谢巴卡卡的元宵

2189
01:24:56,540 --> 01:24:58,340
盲盒的琉璃花灯

2190
01:24:58,340 --> 01:24:59,660
感谢支持后

2191
01:24:59,660 --> 01:25:00,980
等你阿里嘎多

2192
01:25:00,980 --> 01:25:02,380
谢谢谢谢

2193
01:25:02,380 --> 01:25:04,400
太过分了

2194
01:25:04,639 --> 01:25:06,559
这个东西是假的

2195
01:25:06,559 --> 01:25:08,149
嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿

2196
01:25:08,149 --> 01:25:09,680
可不咋的

2197
01:25:10,279 --> 01:25:11,859
回归校园了

2198
01:25:11,859 --> 01:25:13,179
别走别走啦

2199
01:25:13,179 --> 01:25:14,379
校园太危险了

2200
01:25:14,379 --> 01:25:17,280
还是咩咩直播间最安全了

2201
01:25:17,599 --> 01:25:19,279
给点一首虚拟吧

2202
01:25:19,279 --> 01:25:20,719
我回归破音了

2203
01:25:20,719 --> 01:25:22,620
我去直接直接管人痴

2204
01:25:22,620 --> 01:25:24,180
毕业直接去结婚了

2205
01:25:24,180 --> 01:25:26,430
主播有这么大威力是吧

2206
01:25:26,430 --> 01:25:30,300
主播看起来还挺可怕的是吧

2207
01:25:30,780 --> 01:25:32,700
这个十连出货率会高一点

2208
01:25:32,700 --> 01:25:34,680
咱们认真说十连出货率高一点

2209
01:25:34,680 --> 01:25:37,980
不管出那个什么冬日告白也好啊

2210
01:25:37,980 --> 01:25:40,629
还是那个咳咳咳咳

2211
01:25:42,229 --> 01:25:44,949
不管是那个冬日告牌还是雪球

2212
01:25:44,949 --> 01:25:46,329
这种比较好的礼物

2213
01:25:46,329 --> 01:25:49,310
好像都是为什么雪球比较好的礼物

2214
01:25:49,310 --> 01:25:51,770
这种比较好的礼物好像都是十连

2215
01:25:51,770 --> 01:25:52,900
出货率高一点

2216
01:25:52,900 --> 01:25:57,800
单点的话一般都有灯跟兔子来回晃了

2217
01:25:57,900 --> 01:25:59,360
谢谢宝扣扣的你

2218
01:25:59,360 --> 01:26:00,080
红兔兔捏

2219
01:26:00,080 --> 01:26:02,480
感谢支持红豆的阿里嘎多

2220
01:26:02,480 --> 01:26:05,379
虚拟的一切不是假的

2221
01:26:05,959 --> 01:26:07,179
审批在干嘛

2222
01:26:07,179 --> 01:26:08,979
审批我试过了

2223
01:26:08,979 --> 01:26:09,759
是真的

2224
01:26:09,759 --> 01:26:11,520
哎呦哈哈哈

2225
01:26:11,579 --> 01:26:12,960
谢谢十连

2226
01:26:12,960 --> 01:26:14,760
十连真的出货率高的

2227
01:26:14,760 --> 01:26:16,560
你别你别不信真的

2228
01:26:16,560 --> 01:26:17,100
你说的对

2229
01:26:17,100 --> 01:26:18,400
你看我就说吧

2230
01:26:18,519 --> 01:26:20,529
谢谢审批的

2231
01:26:20,529 --> 01:26:24,489
谢谢审批的七个霓虹兔兔和两个琉璃花灯

2232
01:26:24,489 --> 01:26:25,899
跟一个好运雪球啊

2233
01:26:25,899 --> 01:26:27,039
红豆泥阿里嘎多

2234
01:26:27,039 --> 01:26:27,980
感谢支持

2235
01:26:27,980 --> 01:26:31,400
谢谢巴卡卡的元宵盲盒的好运雪球内

2236
01:26:31,400 --> 01:26:32,870
感谢感谢喵

2237
01:26:32,870 --> 01:26:34,820
谢谢谢谢你啊

2238
01:26:34,820 --> 01:26:38,780
嗯单抽选球前面不也垫了吗

2239
01:26:38,780 --> 01:26:40,960
一样的都一样的

2240
01:26:42,320 --> 01:26:43,480
打嗝了

2241
01:26:43,480 --> 01:26:46,920
家人们哈哈又打嗝了

2242
01:26:46,920 --> 01:26:50,310
我算一下36+8是多少啊

2243
01:26:50,310 --> 01:26:53,020
44 44再加八是多少啊

2244
01:26:53,400 --> 01:26:54,690
52

2245
01:26:54,690 --> 01:26:57,600
今天不知不觉也加了一个小时呢

2246
01:26:57,600 --> 01:26:58,920
这不也挺久的嘛

2247
01:26:58,920 --> 01:27:01,310
哎呦你说的对

2248
01:27:01,310 --> 01:27:05,300
但是雪球是一款什么雪球是一款哈哈哈

2249
01:27:05,840 --> 01:27:09,080
我谢谢库鲁玛酱的三个琉璃花灯

2250
01:27:09,080 --> 01:27:11,480
一个好运雪球和六个迷红兔兔捏

2251
01:27:11,480 --> 01:27:12,380
感谢支持

2252
01:27:12,380 --> 01:27:13,460
红豆泥阿里嘎

2253
01:27:13,460 --> 01:27:15,070
多谢谢谢谢

2254
01:27:15,070 --> 01:27:16,690
一个小时整了

2255
01:27:16,690 --> 01:27:19,120
一般来说一旦走到一个小时内

2256
01:27:19,120 --> 01:27:21,640
就开始有人砸77或者肚子

2257
01:27:21,640 --> 01:27:23,760
让主播狠狠翻倍了

2258
01:27:23,760 --> 01:27:26,700
卧槽我受不了了

2259
01:27:26,700 --> 01:27:28,320
作为一名管人痴

2260
01:27:28,320 --> 01:27:29,640
我觉得主播太酷了

2261
01:27:29,640 --> 01:27:31,980
很符合我对于虚拟主播的想象

2262
01:27:31,980 --> 01:27:33,370
抽象并带着拉垮

2263
01:27:33,370 --> 01:27:36,430
怎么会有人给米娅米娅打米啊是吧

2264
01:27:36,430 --> 01:27:39,520
我记得天凤院瑶光在一个关于我的

2265
01:27:39,520 --> 01:27:41,800
但不是我本人的视频下面给人家回复

2266
01:27:41,800 --> 01:27:42,880
说对呀

2267
01:27:42,880 --> 01:27:43,540
咩咩呀

2268
01:27:43,540 --> 01:27:45,860
这样的虚拟主播到底有什么看头呢

2269
01:27:45,860 --> 01:27:48,350
怎么会有人给米娅米娅打钱呢

2270
01:27:48,350 --> 01:27:49,970
然后下面有人认出来

2271
01:27:49,970 --> 01:27:51,350
你说你最好是

2272
01:27:51,350 --> 01:27:52,320
然后你在下面说

2273
01:27:52,320 --> 01:27:54,180
你只有可可音的牌子

2274
01:27:54,180 --> 01:27:56,040
根本没有砍过夜夜人的牌子

2275
01:27:56,040 --> 01:27:57,120
你说我说的对吗

2276
01:27:57,120 --> 01:27:58,320
天凤院瑶光

2277
01:27:59,560 --> 01:28:02,860
你说的我说的对吗啊天赋也阳光

2278
01:28:04,480 --> 01:28:05,160
不行

2279
01:28:05,160 --> 01:28:07,500
一日打米终身为父啊

2280
01:28:07,500 --> 01:28:10,260
一日打钱终身为爹的

2281
01:28:10,940 --> 01:28:13,720
就算你以后什么你以后结婚了

2282
01:28:13,720 --> 01:28:15,580
主播也会死皮赖脸的

2283
01:28:15,580 --> 01:28:16,960
当你的电子花筒

2284
01:28:16,960 --> 01:28:20,139
然后为你送上最真挚的祝福的好吗

2285
01:28:20,139 --> 01:28:22,119
大家都去当串子是吧

2286
01:28:22,119 --> 01:28:23,859
那评论下面全是串子

2287
01:28:23,859 --> 01:28:26,520
我一看一个比一个id熟悉

2288
01:28:26,520 --> 01:28:27,720
一个比一个id

2289
01:28:27,720 --> 01:28:30,850
就是一个比一个钱钱钱打的多啊

2290
01:28:30,855 --> 01:28:32,400
操作太流水

2291
01:28:32,420 --> 01:28:34,160
要么就是25级

2292
01:28:34,160 --> 01:28:34,520
26

2293
01:28:34,520 --> 01:28:35,480
你别开了

2294
01:28:35,480 --> 01:28:39,680
审批你在干什么

2295
01:28:41,260 --> 01:28:44,320
东汉末年分三国

2296
01:28:44,320 --> 01:28:45,580
烽火连天

2297
01:28:45,580 --> 01:28:46,780
你在干什么啊

2298
01:28:46,780 --> 01:28:47,730
瑟提

2299
01:28:51,490 --> 01:28:54,270
我记得审批是一个勤俭节约的

2300
01:28:54,270 --> 01:28:57,780
加这个这个每个月生活费只有3000的

2301
01:28:57,780 --> 01:28:59,280
早上吃韭菜盒子

2302
01:28:59,280 --> 01:29:02,810
晚上喝韭菜盒子粥的这个好孩子啊

2303
01:29:02,810 --> 01:29:08,240
我记得审批是一个是一个是一个是一个是一个

2304
01:29:08,240 --> 01:29:11,870
就是经经济状况不是特别好的好孩子

2305
01:29:11,870 --> 01:29:13,790
这个要量力而行啊

2306
01:29:13,790 --> 01:29:16,969
审批红豆泥阿里嘎多

2307
01:29:16,969 --> 01:29:18,019
我说的对

2308
01:29:18,019 --> 01:29:20,119
但是但是咩咩啊

2309
01:29:20,119 --> 01:29:21,739
心疼你的钱包啊

2310
01:29:21,739 --> 01:29:24,680
我记得我记得审批跟主播说

2311
01:29:24,680 --> 01:29:28,030
这个生活生活比较比较难受

2312
01:29:28,030 --> 01:29:34,790
家人们十连你真的别爱呀啊谢谢小开关的西

2313
01:29:34,790 --> 01:29:35,510
感谢支持

2314
01:29:35,510 --> 01:29:37,640
我把你的干杯送给菠萝

2315
01:29:37,640 --> 01:29:38,990
让你狠狠伤心

2316
01:29:38,990 --> 01:29:40,070
我会开心的

2317
01:29:40,070 --> 01:29:41,390
这是双重狂喜

2318
01:29:41,390 --> 01:29:42,219
好吧

2319
01:29:42,219 --> 01:29:43,599
怎么是个人形

2320
01:29:43,599 --> 01:29:44,859
我不想知道的是

2321
01:29:44,859 --> 01:29:47,180
我

2322
01:29:50,140 --> 01:29:52,470
谢谢东方送的花式夸夸

2323
01:29:52,470 --> 01:29:53,800
谢谢你

2324
01:29:54,400 --> 01:29:59,280
谢谢谢谢沈逸老师的四个好运雪球

2325
01:29:59,280 --> 01:30:01,200
四个霓虹兔兔和两个琉璃花粥

2326
01:30:01,200 --> 01:30:02,750
11老师洗脸了吗

2327
01:30:02,750 --> 01:30:04,310
沈老师洗手了吗

2328
01:30:04,310 --> 01:30:05,690
谁老是洗澡了吗

2329
01:30:05,690 --> 01:30:07,460
谁老是洗头发了吗

2330
01:30:07,460 --> 01:30:09,320
洗先洗洗澡吧

2331
01:30:10,760 --> 01:30:11,360
谁老实

2332
01:30:11,360 --> 01:30:13,490
谁老师什么时候洗洗澡啊

2333
01:30:13,490 --> 01:30:15,450
洗澡是什么时候洗脸啊

2334
01:30:18,670 --> 01:30:20,730
下主播人脸都绿了

2335
01:30:20,730 --> 01:30:21,630
脸色发绿了

2336
01:30:21,630 --> 01:30:25,900
这下可以了可以了可以了可以了可以了可以了

2337
01:30:25,900 --> 01:30:27,330
今天今天可以了

2338
01:30:27,330 --> 01:30:30,090
谢谢小开关的舰长呢

2339
01:30:30,090 --> 01:30:31,920
好多尼阿里嘎多

2340
01:30:31,920 --> 01:30:33,060
感谢支持

2341
01:30:33,060 --> 01:30:34,560
太破费了

2342
01:30:34,560 --> 01:30:35,940
不伤心不伤心

2343
01:30:35,940 --> 01:30:37,600
我不伤心的

2344
01:30:38,220 --> 01:30:40,520
谢谢小开关的舰长啊

2345
01:30:40,520 --> 01:30:42,830
我超级感谢喵

2346
01:30:42,830 --> 01:30:44,000
感谢感谢喵

2347
01:30:44,000 --> 01:30:46,120
你把我的干杯送给菠菠萝

2348
01:30:46,120 --> 01:30:47,860
然后拿舰长跟我换

2349
01:30:47,860 --> 01:30:49,760
怎么会有这么好的事情啊

2350
01:30:49,760 --> 01:30:52,940
希望以后发红包都被小干被抽到好吧

2351
01:30:52,940 --> 01:30:54,560
被被被小开关抽到

2352
01:30:54,560 --> 01:30:57,409
哈哈发发开关不是什么时候

2353
01:30:57,409 --> 01:30:59,460
主播主播是不是脑子有问题

2354
01:30:59,460 --> 01:31:02,240
怎么被四个雪球搞得神志不清

2355
01:31:02,820 --> 01:31:06,140
以后希望带带那个什么带干杯的

2356
01:31:06,140 --> 01:31:07,940
都被小开关抽到好不好

2357
01:31:07,940 --> 01:31:09,520
欢迎圆圆你好

2358
01:31:09,520 --> 01:31:12,040
初三那个视频来那个视频怎么现在还有推流啊

2359
01:31:12,040 --> 01:31:13,720
你看了之后有什么感想吗

2360
01:31:13,720 --> 01:31:15,400
欢迎叔叔祈祷中啊

2361
01:31:15,400 --> 01:31:17,680
谢谢巴卡可的霓虹兔兔

2362
01:31:17,680 --> 01:31:19,000
你也太破费了

2363
01:31:19,000 --> 01:31:20,260
红多尼阿里嘎多

2364
01:31:20,260 --> 01:31:21,010
感谢支持

2365
01:31:21,010 --> 01:31:22,180
谢谢谢谢

2366
01:31:22,180 --> 01:31:23,260
可以了可以了

2367
01:31:23,260 --> 01:31:25,480
今天的加班到到这里就可以了

2368
01:31:25,480 --> 01:31:27,260
主播快要封机子了

2369
01:31:28,119 --> 01:31:30,899
今天今天的机子可以可以关掉了

2370
01:31:30,899 --> 01:31:34,180
感觉已经ok了

2371
01:31:35,420 --> 01:31:39,620
咳咳我擦个鼻涕啊

2372
01:31:39,620 --> 01:31:41,380
谢谢巴萨卡的人气票

2373
01:31:42,460 --> 01:31:46,940
我们这边最近这两天有雪灾

2374
01:31:48,480 --> 01:31:50,000
也不是雪灾吧

2375
01:31:50,000 --> 01:31:52,580
就是低温严寒警告

2376
01:31:52,580 --> 01:31:55,880
我不知道你们觉得体感零下37度

2377
01:31:55,880 --> 01:31:57,800
是一个什么样的感觉

2378
01:31:57,800 --> 01:31:59,240
反正我也不知道

2379
01:31:59,240 --> 01:32:00,800
因为这两天我也没出门

2380
01:32:02,090 --> 01:32:04,400
因为这两天我也没出门啊

2381
01:32:04,400 --> 01:32:06,600
嗯感想什么是感想

2382
01:32:06,600 --> 01:32:07,860
就是你看了那个视频

2383
01:32:07,860 --> 01:32:10,080
然后你过来你过来你过来看我直播

2384
01:32:10,080 --> 01:32:13,219
会因为这个这个这个是因为是因为什么好看吗

2385
01:32:13,219 --> 01:32:14,779
是因为那个视频比较好看

2386
01:32:14,779 --> 01:32:16,639
然后你看你看那什么的吗

2387
01:32:16,639 --> 01:32:17,929
好神夜

2388
01:32:17,929 --> 01:32:18,739
你干嘛去了

2389
01:32:18,739 --> 01:32:20,800
深夜该下播了

2390
01:32:20,800 --> 01:32:22,720
拜拜充机子了

2391
01:32:22,720 --> 01:32:26,100
100分钟播完就走走走人了

2392
01:32:27,100 --> 01:32:28,740
远温柔炽热的灯牌

2393
01:32:28,740 --> 01:32:29,460
感谢支持啊

2394
01:32:29,460 --> 01:32:31,620
没体验过感觉副食已经很冷了

2395
01:32:31,620 --> 01:32:34,720
你根本就不懂得什么是真正的寒冷

2396
01:32:34,720 --> 01:32:37,480
那个刀像像什么不对

2397
01:32:37,480 --> 01:32:40,180
那个风像刀子一样刮在你的脸上啊

2398
01:32:40,180 --> 01:32:42,270
你出门不管是穿什么东西

2399
01:32:42,270 --> 01:32:45,570
穿那个动物的这个皮草

2400
01:32:45,570 --> 01:32:47,610
这种东西都很难保护你

2401
01:32:47,610 --> 01:32:48,660
你明白吗

2402
01:32:48,660 --> 01:32:51,090
沈老师电脑被扎小人了

2403
01:32:51,090 --> 01:32:53,220
沈老师电脑崩了是吗

2404
01:32:53,220 --> 01:32:56,380
这就是开出不崩的话

2405
01:32:56,380 --> 01:32:59,280
怎么能开出十连四个雪球呢

2406
01:32:59,360 --> 01:33:00,860
可是不崩的话

2407
01:33:00,860 --> 01:33:03,800
怎么怎么能开出十连四个雪球呢

2408
01:33:04,500 --> 01:33:06,860
这得崩到一个什么样的程度

2409
01:33:06,860 --> 01:33:09,200
十连才能开出四个雪球

2410
01:33:09,200 --> 01:33:12,780
啊啊不是我只是单纯想看直播

2411
01:33:12,780 --> 01:33:13,500
点个关注

2412
01:33:13,500 --> 01:33:14,220
没有点个关注

2413
01:33:14,220 --> 01:33:15,540
我们欢迎拜拜嗯

2414
01:33:15,540 --> 01:33:16,650
物理攻击

2415
01:33:17,860 --> 01:33:20,080
我已经把他家网线拔了

2416
01:33:20,080 --> 01:33:22,060
还有一些十连开四个雪球的

2417
01:33:22,060 --> 01:33:23,200
出来领赏啊

2418
01:33:23,200 --> 01:33:25,680
出来找主播领取拔网线

2419
01:33:25,680 --> 01:33:28,800
紫色肥猫亲自用自己的爱的小爪

2420
01:33:28,800 --> 01:33:30,390
把你家的网线挠断

2421
01:33:30,390 --> 01:33:31,139
怎么样

2422
01:33:31,139 --> 01:33:33,029
感觉很幸福吧

2423
01:33:33,029 --> 01:33:37,980
你东北天天零下零下37度

2424
01:33:37,980 --> 01:33:40,500
只能说是疯狂大雪灾了

2425
01:33:40,500 --> 01:33:42,770
从来没见过这种东西嗯

2426
01:33:42,770 --> 01:33:44,780
加了32cm

2427
01:33:44,780 --> 01:33:46,040
电脑受不了了

2428
01:33:46,040 --> 01:33:47,300
什么32

2429
01:33:51,320 --> 01:33:53,720
啊那真是我打错了

2430
01:33:53,720 --> 01:33:55,340
真真是我打错了

2431
01:33:55,340 --> 01:33:58,580
平常你们最常用的那个计量单位

2432
01:33:58,580 --> 01:34:00,660
难道不应该就是厘米吗

2433
01:34:01,360 --> 01:34:02,980
我一边跟你们杂谈

2434
01:34:02,980 --> 01:34:05,500
我一边把那个雪球加班机加上的时候

2435
01:34:05,500 --> 01:34:07,240
不小心打成了加8cm

2436
01:34:07,240 --> 01:34:08,020
你们不叫我

2437
01:34:08,020 --> 01:34:09,400
我一直都反应不过来

2438
01:34:09,400 --> 01:34:13,520
真我应该是打了很长时间的这个8cm

2439
01:34:13,520 --> 01:34:15,380
怎么有人开了第一个雪球之后

2440
01:34:15,380 --> 01:34:17,360
才才有人提醒我呀

2441
01:34:17,360 --> 01:34:21,120
怎么才有人提醒我啊

2442
01:34:21,120 --> 01:34:22,320
我受不了了

2443
01:34:23,700 --> 01:34:26,070
我一般用寸英寸嘛

2444
01:34:26,070 --> 01:34:27,380
英寸嘛

2445
01:34:29,260 --> 01:34:30,630
那个叫什么来着

2446
01:34:30,630 --> 01:34:32,940
英英寸还是英尺来着

2447
01:34:32,940 --> 01:34:35,520
一英寸是3.3cm对吗

2448
01:34:35,520 --> 01:34:36,420
3.3cm

2449
01:34:36,420 --> 01:34:38,040
对你牵着手

2450
01:34:38,040 --> 01:34:39,240
看到这

2451
01:34:39,240 --> 01:34:41,100
你怎么不叫我一下

2452
01:34:41,100 --> 01:34:41,880
这么丢人

2453
01:34:41,880 --> 01:34:43,630
挂在憋了那么长时间

2454
01:34:43,630 --> 01:34:45,580
我一点都没反应过来

2455
01:34:45,580 --> 01:34:47,440
你怎么不叫我一下呢

2456
01:34:47,440 --> 01:34:50,600
我去受不了了

2457
01:34:50,600 --> 01:34:53,960
谢谢神玉菇的打call啊啊那个多感谢支持

2458
01:34:53,960 --> 01:34:55,840
谢谢松冈的打call

2459
01:34:55,840 --> 01:34:56,890
早上好

2460
01:34:56,890 --> 01:34:58,480
谢谢沈玉菇的牛

2461
01:34:58,480 --> 01:34:58,900
哇

2462
01:34:58,900 --> 01:35:02,140
谢谢谢

2463
01:35:02,160 --> 01:35:05,220
咳咳咳

2464
01:35:05,220 --> 01:35:06,420
这都啥呀

2465
01:35:06,420 --> 01:35:07,620
这都是啥礼物啊

2466
01:35:07,620 --> 01:35:09,780
为什么我们现在还是第11名啊

2467
01:35:09,780 --> 01:35:12,790
我怎么我怎么感觉我们有加分的

2468
01:35:12,790 --> 01:35:15,150
为什么为什么他要还第11名啊

2469
01:35:15,150 --> 01:35:18,160
我们跟第十名到底差了多少分啊

2470
01:35:18,160 --> 01:35:20,020
断层第十是吧

2471
01:35:20,020 --> 01:35:21,460
我早受不了了

2472
01:35:21,460 --> 01:35:22,180
什么断层

2473
01:35:22,180 --> 01:35:24,180
第11天

2474
01:35:24,240 --> 01:35:27,300
但凯凯只想先加看看效果

2475
01:35:27,300 --> 01:35:28,580
无视过的是假的

2476
01:35:28,580 --> 01:35:31,040
只会让主播的直播时间加八分钟啊

2477
01:35:31,040 --> 01:35:34,820
主播的尾巴就是你们一点一点加上去

2478
01:35:35,980 --> 01:35:37,140
哎呀

2479
01:35:40,020 --> 01:35:41,580
主播绕大饼啊

2480
01:35:41,580 --> 01:35:44,130
别改别急别急

2481
01:35:44,130 --> 01:35:47,130
开播的时候差一一万6000分

2482
01:35:47,130 --> 01:35:48,390
现在差4000

2483
01:35:48,390 --> 01:35:49,410
那行吧

2484
01:35:49,410 --> 01:35:50,370
还算在进步

2485
01:35:50,370 --> 01:35:52,740
我们我们主打一个进步啊

2486
01:35:52,740 --> 01:35:54,420
进步进步是这样的

2487
01:35:54,420 --> 01:35:55,390
雪球少

2488
01:35:55,390 --> 01:35:57,640
你要每个盒子都出雪球

2489
01:35:57,640 --> 01:36:00,429
我们哎那个雪球倍率很低的

2490
01:36:00,429 --> 01:36:02,919
还不如你正常打圆子加的分多呢

2491
01:36:02,919 --> 01:36:06,560
我记得好像正常打圆子加这个分吗

2492
01:36:06,560 --> 01:36:09,600
还是只有那个相关的礼物才加分啊

2493
01:36:09,600 --> 01:36:11,400
是不是只有相关礼物才加呀

2494
01:36:11,400 --> 01:36:13,260
晚上会被反超吗

2495
01:36:13,260 --> 01:36:13,980
冷知识

2496
01:36:13,980 --> 01:36:19,380
前十才有奖励金跟那个才有奖励金跟那个印记

2497
01:36:19,380 --> 01:36:23,220
我们现在第11没有什么反超不反超的说法

2498
01:36:23,220 --> 01:36:26,320
得是我们我们去抽人家哦

2499
01:36:26,320 --> 01:36:26,560
不对

2500
01:36:26,560 --> 01:36:27,580
不是我们抄人家

2501
01:36:27,580 --> 01:36:29,840
是是我们去抽抽

2502
01:36:32,540 --> 01:36:36,370
是我们要去取得一个比别人更高的分数

2503
01:36:36,370 --> 01:36:39,190
什么超来超去

2504
01:36:39,900 --> 01:36:41,900
只有相关的礼物加分啊

2505
01:36:41,900 --> 01:36:44,780
但是我是我们要搞一个更高的

2506
01:36:44,780 --> 01:36:49,400
但不是不是不是抄来抄去的

2507
01:36:49,400 --> 01:36:51,020
不是抄来抄去

2508
01:36:51,420 --> 01:36:55,160
不对劲不对劲不对劲不对劲不对劲

2509
01:36:55,160 --> 01:36:56,600
细说超级别

2510
01:36:56,600 --> 01:36:57,920
细说了一个禁言

2511
01:36:57,920 --> 01:36:58,880
一听到这些东西

2512
01:36:58,880 --> 01:36:59,840
马上就发弹幕

2513
01:36:59,840 --> 01:37:01,510
主播跟你们聊那个戏

2514
01:37:01,510 --> 01:37:03,190
什么新瓜速递啊

2515
01:37:03,190 --> 01:37:04,960
聊点生活趣事啊

2516
01:37:04,960 --> 01:37:08,800
聊点这个这个这个心里的这个想法呀

2517
01:37:08,800 --> 01:37:09,960
都没人理我

2518
01:37:09,960 --> 01:37:10,950
一说抄

2519
01:37:10,950 --> 01:37:12,600
然后一下弹幕可开心了

2520
01:37:12,600 --> 01:37:13,740
就开始寻学猎犬

2521
01:37:13,740 --> 01:37:15,440
抄什么抄什么招

2522
01:37:15,440 --> 01:37:16,400
招来招去

2523
01:37:16,400 --> 01:37:17,450
什么吵来吵去

2524
01:37:17,450 --> 01:37:18,620
我有兴趣了

2525
01:37:18,620 --> 01:37:20,120
主播你前面的是个女兵

2526
01:37:20,120 --> 01:37:21,110
后面那是个女v

2527
01:37:21,110 --> 01:37:21,920
你跟谁吵

2528
01:37:21,920 --> 01:37:25,620
我们都爱看哈哈

2529
01:37:25,860 --> 01:37:27,960
骗个飞车就前三了

2530
01:37:27,960 --> 01:37:30,140
我去哪骗环游飞车啊

2531
01:37:31,060 --> 01:37:33,840
弯道超车是因为后面我们已经没人了

2532
01:37:33,840 --> 01:37:35,700
对我们现在每走一步都是进步

2533
01:37:35,700 --> 01:37:37,140
因为后面已经没有人了

2534
01:37:37,140 --> 01:37:37,740
你知道吗

2535
01:37:37,740 --> 01:37:39,220
后面已经没人了

2536
01:37:39,540 --> 01:37:40,500
环游飞车

2537
01:37:40,500 --> 01:37:43,620
这个礼物对主播其实是有特殊意义的啊

2538
01:37:43,620 --> 01:37:45,780
主播的第一个b o s冠军

2539
01:37:45,780 --> 01:37:48,659
当时的当时的什么

2540
01:37:48,659 --> 01:37:53,420
当时的这个三倍积分的特殊礼物就是环游飞车

2541
01:37:53,420 --> 01:37:57,140
当时主播的bs第一个冠军就是多少个飞车

2542
01:37:57,140 --> 01:37:58,450
压的这20个吧

2543
01:37:58,450 --> 01:38:01,990
20个对

2544
01:38:03,920 --> 01:38:06,740
对主播来说

2545
01:38:06,740 --> 01:38:09,080
这个这个比后面受到然然的那个

2546
01:38:09,080 --> 01:38:10,400
50个逐梦之城

2547
01:38:10,400 --> 01:38:14,270
感觉意义还要还要还有什么更古早一点啊

2548
01:38:14,270 --> 01:38:15,830
这个意义还要更古老一点

2549
01:38:15,830 --> 01:38:17,840
因为是主播的第一个冠军嘛

2550
01:38:17,840 --> 01:38:21,330
所以这个礼物其实我真的嗯

2551
01:38:21,330 --> 01:38:23,670
有一些感情在身上的

2552
01:38:24,630 --> 01:38:28,590
但是今年他已经成为了宝盒里面最高的礼物啦

2553
01:38:28,590 --> 01:38:29,490
你知道吧

2554
01:38:29,490 --> 01:38:30,570
你加一个福利

2555
01:38:30,570 --> 01:38:32,740
一个雪球深蹲十次

2556
01:38:32,775 --> 01:38:34,780
你是不是直播间

2557
01:38:34,780 --> 01:38:37,180
这帮人能把主播蹲到横纹肌溶解

2558
01:38:37,180 --> 01:38:42,230
主播被那个什么被那个救护车拉走的话

2559
01:38:43,170 --> 01:38:46,050
谢谢沈老师的冬夜篝火呀

2560
01:38:46,050 --> 01:38:47,250
你在干什么呀

2561
01:38:47,250 --> 01:38:48,390
神秘鱼骨

2562
01:38:48,390 --> 01:38:52,029
你今天你今天报了800个园子了

2563
01:38:52,029 --> 01:38:53,229
你是咋回事啊

2564
01:38:53,229 --> 01:38:55,220
是还挺吉利的

2565
01:38:55,220 --> 01:38:56,300
6888

2566
01:38:56,300 --> 01:38:59,440
这是什么什么什么什么情况

2567
01:38:59,460 --> 01:39:02,970
谢谢沈逸的两个冬夜篝火呢

2568
01:39:02,970 --> 01:39:03,990
感谢支持

2569
01:39:03,990 --> 01:39:06,300
红灯里嘎多谢谢谢

2570
01:39:06,300 --> 01:39:07,940
太破费啦

2571
01:39:07,940 --> 01:39:09,140
你付出了汗水

2572
01:39:09,140 --> 01:39:11,540
得到了健康和十条勋章传

2573
01:39:11,540 --> 01:39:14,070
不要我才不要呢

2574
01:39:14,070 --> 01:39:17,000
我才不要呢

2575
01:39:17,040 --> 01:39:18,260
不行不行的

2576
01:39:18,260 --> 01:39:20,840
这个这个时长徽章只讲500块

2577
01:39:20,840 --> 01:39:22,760
但主播打电话来叫一次

2578
01:39:22,760 --> 01:39:26,440
那个什么叫一次救护车就要500刀啊

2579
01:39:26,440 --> 01:39:28,760
这不是500块能打得住的东西

2580
01:39:30,519 --> 01:39:34,259
还有就是我还是觉得就是怎么说呢

2581
01:39:34,259 --> 01:39:39,370
那个vip不是有好多搞那个嗯喵叫禁言

2582
01:39:39,370 --> 01:39:42,280
狗叫骂亲亲

2583
01:39:42,280 --> 01:39:48,420
或者是羊角深蹲跑步之类的这些东西里面

2584
01:39:48,500 --> 01:39:51,740
哼我觉得最不合理的就是深蹲啦

2585
01:39:51,740 --> 01:39:54,380
因为深蹲这个东西是真的能蹲出问题的

2586
01:39:54,380 --> 01:39:57,440
它不像其他的可能也就累一累

2587
01:39:57,440 --> 01:40:00,500
或者是不能说说话有点小屈辱啊

2588
01:40:00,500 --> 01:40:03,420
或者是一直学动物叫啊之类

2589
01:40:03,420 --> 01:40:05,280
这都是精神伤害啊

2590
01:40:05,280 --> 01:40:07,230
但是只有深蹲这个东西

2591
01:40:07,230 --> 01:40:10,440
它真的容易蹲到那个什么

2592
01:40:10,440 --> 01:40:12,240
容易蹲到医院里面去

2593
01:40:12,240 --> 01:40:14,889
尤其是那种盯着深蹲礼物送

2594
01:40:14,889 --> 01:40:16,149
就比如说一个礼物

2595
01:40:16,149 --> 01:40:18,459
然后几十块做十个深蹲

2596
01:40:18,459 --> 01:40:22,030
或者是几块钱做十个深蹲或者五个深蹲那种

2597
01:40:22,030 --> 01:40:23,990
你一下送了100个

2598
01:40:23,990 --> 01:40:26,090
他一天要把这些深蹲全做完

2599
01:40:26,090 --> 01:40:27,530
要么他要是不出事

2600
01:40:27,530 --> 01:40:28,870
要么就是他没蹲

2601
01:40:28,870 --> 01:40:32,230
要么就是他其实不是碳基生物啊

2602
01:40:32,230 --> 01:40:34,250
它可能是一个硅基生物

2603
01:40:34,300 --> 01:40:36,620
一天做几百个深蹲

2604
01:40:36,620 --> 01:40:37,970
真的很容易噶掉

2605
01:40:37,970 --> 01:40:38,570
你知道吧

2606
01:40:40,130 --> 01:40:45,300
好像打开可乐很多方重半吨体重可以吗

2607
01:40:45,300 --> 01:40:46,110
我不知道

2608
01:40:46,110 --> 01:40:50,780
可能大家做的那个深蹲都不是特别的深啊

2609
01:40:50,780 --> 01:40:56,099
但是还是膝盖这个东西是自己的

2610
01:40:56,099 --> 01:40:57,899
膝盖这个东西它是自己的

2611
01:40:57,899 --> 01:41:00,239
而且他是没有办法

2612
01:41:00,239 --> 01:41:01,679
他有劳损的话

2613
01:41:01,679 --> 01:41:04,770
但是很难很难就是逆转回来的

2614
01:41:04,770 --> 01:41:05,730
就不可逆的吧

2615
01:41:05,730 --> 01:41:06,700
就这么说

2616
01:41:11,239 --> 01:41:13,689
所以上下楼蹦蹦跳跳啊

2617
01:41:13,689 --> 01:41:14,979
然后爬山啊

2618
01:41:14,979 --> 01:41:15,960
跳绳啊

2619
01:41:15,960 --> 01:41:17,700
生多了这些东西

2620
01:41:17,700 --> 01:41:20,940
希望大家在做的时候都是要注意安全啊

2621
01:41:23,619 --> 01:41:27,260
第三关全满天使零杠三开箱

2622
01:41:27,260 --> 01:41:31,820
你知不知道主播的冬夜篝火都已经出了三个了

2623
01:41:31,820 --> 01:41:34,040
不是那个冬日告白都出了三个了

2624
01:41:34,040 --> 01:41:35,920
天使一个都没有

2625
01:41:36,679 --> 01:41:37,719
为什么呀

2626
01:41:37,719 --> 01:41:39,039
天使是我爹是吧

2627
01:41:39,039 --> 01:41:42,979
卧槽你提到的天使我就来自天使

2628
01:41:42,979 --> 01:41:44,149
是我爹是吧

2629
01:41:44,149 --> 01:41:46,410
390叩才能出一个

2630
01:41:47,530 --> 01:41:48,870
昨天吃了个瓜

2631
01:41:48,870 --> 01:41:50,010
那个主播给你带了

2632
01:41:50,010 --> 01:41:52,560
你说说瓜主播主播很感兴趣

2633
01:41:52,560 --> 01:41:54,060
说说瓜吧

2634
01:41:54,220 --> 01:41:55,240
欢迎本熊

2635
01:41:55,240 --> 01:41:55,930
欢迎饶命

2636
01:41:55,930 --> 01:41:59,280
那烟烟能做几个俯卧撑或者仰卧起坐

2637
01:41:59,500 --> 01:42:01,270
我我腰不行

2638
01:42:01,270 --> 01:42:03,160
大家我腰不太行

2639
01:42:03,160 --> 01:42:04,270
我仰卧起坐

2640
01:42:04,270 --> 01:42:09,239
我记得当年的体育中考还是算分数的

2641
01:42:09,239 --> 01:42:12,959
然后这个仰卧起坐就在这个中考分数里面

2642
01:42:12,959 --> 01:42:14,330
作为一部分啊

2643
01:42:14,330 --> 01:42:15,830
主播练了三个月

2644
01:42:15,830 --> 01:42:18,699
好像一分钟才只能做30个哦

2645
01:42:18,699 --> 01:42:20,829
就只有这些后面不练了之后

2646
01:42:20,829 --> 01:42:22,719
干脆一分钟也就十个吧

2647
01:42:22,719 --> 01:42:25,449
引体向上男生都很难做吧

2648
01:42:25,449 --> 01:42:28,549
你你不会觉得主播真的是哪吒

2649
01:42:28,549 --> 01:42:30,049
长着一张萝莉脸

2650
01:42:30,049 --> 01:42:33,409
然后今天我身材哐哐哐狂做引体向上

2651
01:42:34,519 --> 01:42:36,259
我腰不好

2652
01:42:36,259 --> 01:42:37,459
腰不行啊

2653
01:42:37,459 --> 01:42:38,220
大家

2654
01:42:40,420 --> 01:42:43,320
天使的权重相当于心动盲盒了

2655
01:42:43,320 --> 01:42:44,700
权杖你得喊泡面

2656
01:42:44,700 --> 01:42:45,720
把妹妹找来

2657
01:42:45,720 --> 01:42:46,380
我给她唱

2658
01:42:46,380 --> 01:42:47,880
动物园18年

2659
01:42:50,080 --> 01:42:53,830
你在那一直蹲起

2660
01:42:53,830 --> 01:42:54,940
还有声音

2661
01:42:54,940 --> 01:42:56,180
懂得都懂

2662
01:42:57,100 --> 01:42:58,470
那很简单啊

2663
01:42:58,470 --> 01:42:59,620
你们这是什么

2664
01:42:59,620 --> 01:43:01,480
你要听什么喘气声之类的

2665
01:43:01,480 --> 01:43:04,180
主播跑上楼拿个水再跑下来

2666
01:43:04,180 --> 01:43:05,260
不闭麦的时候

2667
01:43:05,260 --> 01:43:07,180
你们就会说主播你在干什么

2668
01:43:07,180 --> 01:43:08,440
应该上楼干嘛去了

2669
01:43:08,440 --> 01:43:08,920
好色

2670
01:43:08,920 --> 01:43:11,920
所以后面回来我就先闭麦了

2671
01:43:11,920 --> 01:43:13,030
先那个什么

2672
01:43:13,030 --> 01:43:16,660
先坐在这边把麦克风拿远点

2673
01:43:16,660 --> 01:43:17,740
然后先喘完

2674
01:43:17,740 --> 01:43:19,150
先喘气喘完

2675
01:43:19,150 --> 01:43:22,380
然后再把麦克风贴到自己身上啊

2676
01:43:22,410 --> 01:43:25,530
我大燕子腰不好

2677
01:43:25,530 --> 01:43:29,120
那让小六平时下手轻点牌

2678
01:43:31,479 --> 01:43:33,059
诶那个什么腰不好

2679
01:43:33,059 --> 01:43:34,259
你咋坐这么久

2680
01:43:34,259 --> 01:43:35,459
本来就这样的呀

2681
01:43:35,459 --> 01:43:38,180
你们没发现主播主播一直都没开

2682
01:43:38,180 --> 01:43:39,740
那24小时耐久回吗

2683
01:43:39,740 --> 01:43:44,860
主播加班加的最多的一场就是七个小时封顶

2684
01:43:45,019 --> 01:43:47,149
对大部分主播来说

2685
01:43:47,149 --> 01:43:49,279
坐在这七个小时应该挺简单的

2686
01:43:49,279 --> 01:43:49,879
但我不行

2687
01:43:49,879 --> 01:43:51,559
七个小时我就筋疲力尽的

2688
01:43:51,559 --> 01:43:54,239
整个人都不知道东南西北了

2689
01:43:54,239 --> 01:43:55,199
整的已经改掉了

2690
01:43:55,199 --> 01:43:56,009
你知道吧

2691
01:43:56,009 --> 01:43:58,630
他是真的在搞什么

2692
01:44:06,590 --> 01:44:08,020
他在搞什么

2693
01:44:08,960 --> 01:44:11,080
你你给我说清楚点呀

2694
01:44:11,080 --> 01:44:12,880
什么什么叫他是真的在搞

2695
01:44:12,880 --> 01:44:15,240
他是他是真的在蹲

2696
01:44:15,240 --> 01:44:17,100
还是他是真的在喘

2697
01:44:17,820 --> 01:44:20,480
这是什么意思啊

2698
01:44:22,700 --> 01:44:24,110
我怎么没听懂呢

2699
01:44:24,110 --> 01:44:26,160
还有按压切

2700
01:44:26,840 --> 01:44:29,480
什么叫他是真的在在搞啊

2701
01:44:30,780 --> 01:44:34,980
请你别太得意

2702
01:44:42,040 --> 01:44:43,860
刚才主播这是什么表情

2703
01:44:43,860 --> 01:44:46,020
你们看到了哈哈我的震惊

2704
01:44:47,340 --> 01:44:48,600
我一边思考

2705
01:44:48,600 --> 01:44:49,860
一边打了个哈欠

2706
01:44:49,860 --> 01:44:51,940
你们看到我刚才那什么表情吗

2707
01:44:53,460 --> 01:44:54,520
啊

2708
01:44:59,440 --> 01:45:00,360
哎不行

2709
01:45:00,360 --> 01:45:04,800
我我那什么我我我没办法再复刻出那个表情了

2710
01:45:04,800 --> 01:45:07,590
哎就就这一次我是那个什么

2711
01:45:07,590 --> 01:45:14,179
只有这一次我去就就就就只做出来那个表情

2712
01:45:14,179 --> 01:45:16,459
那一次好经典的一个表情啊

2713
01:45:16,459 --> 01:45:18,840
什么耶耶

2714
01:45:18,840 --> 01:45:20,220
我私信你的照片

2715
01:45:20,220 --> 01:45:23,560
不仅超漂亮的去参加朋友的婚礼哈

2716
01:45:23,800 --> 01:45:26,560
你们参加自己认识的人的婚礼的时候

2717
01:45:26,560 --> 01:45:28,900
会不会有一些感想在身上啊

2718
01:45:28,900 --> 01:45:31,530
比如说我也特别特别想结婚

2719
01:45:31,530 --> 01:45:35,660
或者说哎呀有一个能一生相伴的人真好

2720
01:45:35,660 --> 01:45:38,360
或者说哇他的婚宴装修真不错

2721
01:45:38,360 --> 01:45:41,100
以后我这个结婚的时候也想参考一下

2722
01:45:41,100 --> 01:45:43,380
或者说卧槽这司机真脑瘫啊

2723
01:45:43,380 --> 01:45:44,460
以后肯定要避雷

2724
01:45:44,460 --> 01:45:48,390
这家公司或者说这个什么觉得好麻烦啊

2725
01:45:48,390 --> 01:45:50,730
以后再也不要结婚了之类的

2726
01:45:50,730 --> 01:45:52,430
你们会不会有这种感觉啊

2727
01:45:52,430 --> 01:45:54,230
参加自己都认识的

2728
01:45:54,230 --> 01:45:55,310
两边都认识的

2729
01:45:55,310 --> 01:45:56,870
就是人的那个婚礼

2730
01:45:56,870 --> 01:46:01,530
感觉跟参加那种七大姑八大姨的不太一样

2731
01:46:01,530 --> 01:46:05,220
那种就是交个红包进去吃点饭出来

2732
01:46:05,220 --> 01:46:07,450
感觉没什么没什么意思啊

2733
01:46:07,450 --> 01:46:09,670
但假如说当事人是你很好

2734
01:46:09,670 --> 01:46:12,820
关系很好的朋友或者是亲属之类的

2735
01:46:12,820 --> 01:46:16,520
好像就会有其他的一些感想在哦

2736
01:46:16,600 --> 01:46:20,400
你们是七个互相认识20年的

2737
01:46:20,760 --> 01:46:22,260
这么厉害

2738
01:46:22,260 --> 01:46:23,970
20年啊

2739
01:46:23,970 --> 01:46:26,730
猫猫的人生里还没有20年呢

2740
01:46:26,730 --> 01:46:29,040
你就有20年的朋友了

2741
01:46:29,559 --> 01:46:33,840
这么好诶

2742
01:46:34,720 --> 01:46:37,170
主播也少有20年的朋友

2743
01:46:37,170 --> 01:46:39,690
20年之后依然还会记得我吗

2744
01:46:39,690 --> 01:46:40,500
我吗我吗

2745
01:46:40,500 --> 01:46:41,129
我吗

2746
01:46:41,129 --> 01:46:43,649
还会记得我吗

2747
01:46:48,160 --> 01:46:52,500
照片可以放出来就不放了吧

2748
01:46:52,500 --> 01:46:56,040
毕竟是人家的颜色

2749
01:46:58,780 --> 01:47:01,200
你可以在舰长群发一会儿吗

2750
01:47:01,200 --> 01:47:02,430
你要发什么呀

2751
01:47:02,430 --> 01:47:04,130
发什么发电吗

2752
01:47:04,130 --> 01:47:05,270
还是发什么

2753
01:47:05,270 --> 01:47:07,900
让他们吃吃瓜呃

2754
01:47:08,179 --> 01:47:11,359
如果没有什么特别奇怪的东西的话

2755
01:47:11,359 --> 01:47:15,829
可以我看到了挺漂亮的

2756
01:47:15,829 --> 01:47:18,730
九点钟合并的感觉

2757
01:47:18,730 --> 01:47:22,160
受到了20年以后

2758
01:47:22,160 --> 01:47:23,660
肥猫还播吗

2759
01:47:23,660 --> 01:47:26,780
现在主播这个行业有人做了20年吗

2760
01:47:26,780 --> 01:47:27,620
没有吧

2761
01:47:27,620 --> 01:47:30,459
嗯有人发过了啊

2762
01:47:30,459 --> 01:47:32,499
那个我把他撤回了什么

2763
01:47:32,499 --> 01:47:33,830
那是真的啊

2764
01:47:33,830 --> 01:47:37,430
之前有人在我舰长群里面发一个说什么哎呀

2765
01:47:37,430 --> 01:47:39,350
直播里面居然做这种事情

2766
01:47:39,350 --> 01:47:39,950
什么什么的

2767
01:47:39,950 --> 01:47:41,460
扫码立刻观看

2768
01:47:41,460 --> 01:47:43,920
我还寻思这是什么新的麦片哥呢

2769
01:47:43,920 --> 01:47:45,480
我啪一下就给他撤回了

2770
01:47:45,480 --> 01:47:48,920
我寻思麦片卖到老子群里面去了啊

2771
01:47:48,920 --> 01:47:51,320
我群里面的人都是非常聪明的人啊

2772
01:47:51,320 --> 01:47:53,120
肯定不会被这种东西花一分钱的

2773
01:47:53,120 --> 01:47:54,559
我啪一下就把他撤回了

2774
01:47:54,559 --> 01:47:55,939
原来是真的啊

2775
01:47:58,219 --> 01:48:05,300
你我的天哪

2776
01:48:06,280 --> 01:48:08,440
我还以为是卖的片呢

2777
01:48:08,440 --> 01:48:10,600
我的天怎么卖的

2778
01:48:10,600 --> 01:48:11,820
是真的呀

2779
01:48:11,820 --> 01:48:15,500
不是他这

2780
01:48:16,200 --> 01:48:17,420
怎么回事呢

2781
01:48:19,220 --> 01:48:21,500
3g到5g都没20年啊

2782
01:48:21,500 --> 01:48:25,620
等那个主播的元宇宙建一个大房子

2783
01:48:25,620 --> 01:48:28,640
邀请大家来家里做客人怎么样

2784
01:48:28,640 --> 01:48:33,390
还真是这个我崩三群发的什么情况啊

2785
01:48:33,390 --> 01:48:39,710
不像演的老婆滚滚滚滚滚上禁言

2786
01:48:39,710 --> 01:48:42,200
有没有手手闲的房管给上禁言

2787
01:48:42,200 --> 01:48:45,640
快刷老婆的都办掉是吧

2788
01:48:45,640 --> 01:48:50,020
路人路人路人叫老婆的就可以不用管他

2789
01:48:50,020 --> 01:48:53,030
但是舰长叫老婆的就给他杀了

2790
01:48:53,030 --> 01:48:54,920
这不是主播杀手啊

2791
01:48:54,920 --> 01:48:56,870
你都是给主播上舰了

2792
01:48:56,870 --> 01:48:59,050
你肯定知道对吧

2793
01:48:59,050 --> 01:49:03,960
这个舰长叫老婆的一律杀了就行了好吧

2794
01:49:03,960 --> 01:49:06,390
除非标明米娅米娅的片

2795
01:49:06,390 --> 01:49:07,200
不然不点

2796
01:49:07,200 --> 01:49:08,600
嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿

2797
01:49:09,800 --> 01:49:12,820
白子狂喜爬爬

2798
01:49:13,560 --> 01:49:14,480
不是你

2799
01:49:14,480 --> 01:49:15,680
你白纸叫老婆

2800
01:49:15,680 --> 01:49:16,880
我会直接无视你的

2801
01:49:16,880 --> 01:49:17,420
你知道吧

2802
01:49:17,420 --> 01:49:19,800
我会直接不念这个弹幕的

2803
01:49:21,600 --> 01:49:25,370
什么叫标明美颜mia的片啊

2804
01:49:25,370 --> 01:49:27,410
切片不是带我名字的

2805
01:49:27,410 --> 01:49:29,930
就是就是就是关于我的

2806
01:49:29,930 --> 01:49:31,310
之前也有一些带我名字

2807
01:49:31,310 --> 01:49:34,060
但跟我没关系的切片好吧

2808
01:49:36,480 --> 01:49:38,780
我换个白纸号过来等等

2809
01:49:38,780 --> 01:49:40,580
不要滚滚滚

2810
01:49:40,580 --> 01:49:44,200
你们你们你们经常在我这边啥的

2811
01:49:44,200 --> 01:49:45,940
你们这样在我这边发弹幕的人

2812
01:49:45,940 --> 01:49:47,380
我是能认得出来的

2813
01:49:47,380 --> 01:49:49,420
你们就是整了个白子的号过来

2814
01:49:49,420 --> 01:49:54,980
我也能感觉得到主播是能认得出来的

2815
01:49:54,980 --> 01:49:57,260
你不要把主播当成傻篮子

2816
01:49:57,260 --> 01:49:58,920
好吧嗯

2817
01:50:00,760 --> 01:50:02,310
谢谢什么

2818
01:50:02,310 --> 01:50:03,780
谢谢老庙的信

2819
01:50:03,780 --> 01:50:04,500
感谢支持

2820
01:50:04,500 --> 01:50:04,920
红灯

2821
01:50:04,920 --> 01:50:05,940
你离开走

2822
01:50:05,940 --> 01:50:06,960
谢谢谢谢

2823
01:50:06,960 --> 01:50:09,690
然后分子原子我给了1000

2824
01:50:09,690 --> 01:50:10,680
有的200

2825
01:50:10,680 --> 01:50:11,730
有的根本没给

2826
01:50:11,730 --> 01:50:13,740
广东似乎在这方面真的很省

2827
01:50:13,740 --> 01:50:14,870
我很喜欢一

2828
01:50:14,870 --> 01:50:17,810
我还以为广东是只有过年的红包这么省呢

2829
01:50:17,810 --> 01:50:20,570
原来是连带的什么也是这样的啊

2830
01:50:20,570 --> 01:50:26,250
原来连带的那个那个结婚的红包也是这样的吗

2831
01:50:26,250 --> 01:50:28,590
我感觉我要是有20年的好兄弟

2832
01:50:28,590 --> 01:50:32,430
我结婚多半得包个66668888之类的

2833
01:50:32,430 --> 01:50:33,660
比如说主播以后

2834
01:50:33,660 --> 01:50:34,980
总督结婚了

2835
01:50:34,980 --> 01:50:36,120
邀请主播去啊

2836
01:50:36,120 --> 01:50:37,860
差点这些哪天结婚了

2837
01:50:37,860 --> 01:50:38,640
邀请主播去

2838
01:50:38,640 --> 01:50:40,230
主播给他随个8888

2839
01:50:41,240 --> 01:50:43,340
主播去给他随个8888

2840
01:50:43,340 --> 01:50:46,320
你嗯没什么太大的问题啊

2841
01:50:47,020 --> 01:50:48,540
人家以后结婚了

2842
01:50:48,540 --> 01:50:51,060
主播也给随个叭叭叭叭过去

2843
01:50:53,040 --> 01:50:54,980
份子钱就看个新人嘛

2844
01:50:54,980 --> 01:50:55,700
那么快

2845
01:50:55,700 --> 01:50:57,890
但是互相的你知道吧

2846
01:50:57,890 --> 01:51:01,010
呃我们这边可能因为我们这边是北方吧

2847
01:51:01,010 --> 01:51:04,610
一般家里面就等着孩子升学呀

2848
01:51:04,610 --> 01:51:06,799
或者是什么天哪

2849
01:51:06,799 --> 01:51:08,089
这辈子有戏吗

2850
01:51:08,089 --> 01:51:09,199
你骗他呀

2851
01:51:09,199 --> 01:51:10,399
你去跟他结婚啊

2852
01:51:10,399 --> 01:51:12,409
你俩结完了之后收老子的钱

2853
01:51:12,409 --> 01:51:14,970
这不是很很很爽的事情嘛

2854
01:51:14,970 --> 01:51:15,480
对吧

2855
01:51:15,480 --> 01:51:16,470
一个27

2856
01:51:16,470 --> 01:51:17,430
一个32

2857
01:51:17,430 --> 01:51:20,660
加起来一起从主播嘴里面骗出了什么

2858
01:51:20,660 --> 01:51:21,800
骗出了8000块

2859
01:51:21,800 --> 01:51:23,480
这不是很值得自豪的事吗

2860
01:51:23,480 --> 01:51:25,340
你俩假结婚把我请过去

2861
01:51:25,340 --> 01:51:27,680
然后拿麻袋麻袋把我套住

2862
01:51:27,680 --> 01:51:29,000
让我交出红包

2863
01:51:29,000 --> 01:51:29,990
然后赶紧滚

2864
01:51:29,990 --> 01:51:31,760
这不是很简单的事吗

2865
01:51:31,760 --> 01:51:34,259
哎呀我是很简单的

2866
01:51:34,259 --> 01:51:37,160
我是但你们说什么我都相信的好吧

2867
01:51:37,160 --> 01:51:38,600
可以直接v吗

2868
01:51:38,600 --> 01:51:40,100
不用来什么人呢

2869
01:51:40,100 --> 01:51:41,930
我呸哈哈哈

2870
01:51:41,930 --> 01:51:44,090
饭都不让我吃一顿是吧

2871
01:51:44,090 --> 01:51:46,600
哎呦真是的

2872
01:51:47,220 --> 01:51:49,100
被遗忘的小岛

2873
01:51:49,100 --> 01:51:51,740
什么阉人阉人阉人

2874
01:51:51,740 --> 01:51:55,100
这个凭借舰长牌子跟结婚证书啊

2875
01:51:55,100 --> 01:52:00,220
然后结婚证书跟手机端的这个恋人牌子

2876
01:52:00,220 --> 01:52:01,240
主页的合照

2877
01:52:01,240 --> 01:52:02,260
来找主播

2878
01:52:02,260 --> 01:52:03,160
来找主播

2879
01:52:03,160 --> 01:52:03,880
那什么啊

2880
01:52:05,220 --> 01:52:08,280
来找主播领取结婚份子钱

2881
01:52:08,280 --> 01:52:09,930
嗯好吧

2882
01:52:11,170 --> 01:52:13,470
谢谢沈逸余辜的琉璃花灯

2883
01:52:13,470 --> 01:52:14,370
感谢支持啊

2884
01:52:14,370 --> 01:52:17,250
红哥你这个是给主播红包凑个份子捏

2885
01:52:17,250 --> 01:52:18,490
感谢感谢喵

2886
01:52:18,490 --> 01:52:19,810
有五成的灯牌

2887
01:52:19,810 --> 01:52:21,910
真的呀真的呀真的呀

2888
01:52:21,910 --> 01:52:23,410
可能就是不是很多

2889
01:52:23,410 --> 01:52:24,850
但是肯定要讨个喜气的

2890
01:52:24,850 --> 01:52:26,350
如果你愿意让我祝福的话

2891
01:52:26,350 --> 01:52:27,920
那我就祝福你嘛

2892
01:52:27,920 --> 01:52:29,600
我能拿到多少

2893
01:52:29,600 --> 01:52:32,540
怎么着也得给梦瑶老师报个666吧

2894
01:52:32,559 --> 01:52:35,079
但是一般来说也得整点整点

2895
01:52:35,079 --> 01:52:36,519
什么也得整点整点

2896
01:52:36,519 --> 01:52:37,200
那个

2897
01:52:39,300 --> 01:52:42,720
你应该不会再开的出那个啥了

2898
01:52:42,720 --> 01:52:44,280
你该开不出雪球了

2899
01:52:44,280 --> 01:52:45,780
谁预估你要再开雪球

2900
01:52:45,780 --> 01:52:47,220
我就把你一刀砍

2901
01:52:48,119 --> 01:52:53,869
谢谢沈老师的一个两个三个四个五个

2902
01:52:53,869 --> 01:52:55,399
谢谢沈老师的

2903
01:52:55,399 --> 01:53:00,940
五个霓虹兔兔和四个五个琉璃花灯

2904
01:53:00,940 --> 01:53:01,840
四个琉璃花灯

2905
01:53:01,840 --> 01:53:02,860
你感谢支持

2906
01:53:02,860 --> 01:53:05,740
红豆年里嘎多谢谢谢谢太普森

2907
01:53:05,740 --> 01:53:07,969
让红豆泥感谢的是

2908
01:53:07,969 --> 01:53:11,209
你都今天都快给主播续一个肚子了

2909
01:53:11,209 --> 01:53:12,560
你进来干嘛

2910
01:53:14,480 --> 01:53:16,660
下个月不想当纸质了是吧

2911
01:53:16,660 --> 01:53:18,580
这个月把下个月园子打完

2912
01:53:18,580 --> 01:53:20,520
然后下个月不当纸质了

2913
01:53:20,520 --> 01:53:22,800
你又不是打园子省下来

2914
01:53:22,800 --> 01:53:24,240
然后给自己吃点好的

2915
01:53:24,240 --> 01:53:25,800
你说你还是打给主播了

2916
01:53:25,800 --> 01:53:26,380
怎么

2917
01:53:29,560 --> 01:53:31,560
你就跟他杠上了是吧

2918
01:53:31,560 --> 01:53:33,960
谢谢沈老师的两个琉璃花灯

2919
01:53:33,960 --> 01:53:36,480
吃个霓虹兔兔和一个好运雪球

2920
01:53:36,480 --> 01:53:37,620
你感谢支持

2921
01:53:37,620 --> 01:53:39,340
喵好球

2922
01:53:39,340 --> 01:53:40,900
魔怔了是吧

2923
01:53:40,900 --> 01:53:42,500
魔怔了啊

2924
01:53:44,240 --> 01:53:45,910
有人魔怔了

2925
01:53:45,910 --> 01:53:47,380
怎么回事啊

2926
01:53:49,280 --> 01:53:52,180
不会叫人跟米米亚当指证吧

2927
01:53:52,180 --> 01:53:54,280
沈老师就把提督打出来了

2928
01:53:54,280 --> 01:53:56,460
他就把提督打出来了

2929
01:53:56,599 --> 01:53:58,819
我看看扣23分钟啊

2930
01:53:58,819 --> 01:54:01,530
现在开始往下减了这个时间啊

2931
01:54:04,090 --> 01:54:08,100
85ok猫猫能亲亲我吗

2932
01:54:08,100 --> 01:54:10,560
你说你净问那些屁问题呢

2933
01:54:10,560 --> 01:54:13,500
怎么净问那些主播回答不了的问题呢

2934
01:54:14,480 --> 01:54:16,220
给米艾米亚当子嗣

2935
01:54:16,220 --> 01:54:17,600
就像四大名著

2936
01:54:17,600 --> 01:54:19,100
不看小时代

2937
01:54:21,339 --> 01:54:23,219
感觉给主播当纸质

2938
01:54:23,219 --> 01:54:26,099
有一种有一种憋憋屈屈的快感啊

2939
01:54:26,099 --> 01:54:26,699
你知道吧

2940
01:54:26,699 --> 01:54:28,920
因为药水就是2289

2941
01:54:28,920 --> 01:54:32,880
给主播上过总督的结婚都随22892

2942
01:54:32,880 --> 01:54:35,850
然后主播的28 27级牌子

2943
01:54:35,850 --> 01:54:38,750
然后主播主播随666

2944
01:54:38,750 --> 01:54:40,400
然后随随500

2945
01:54:41,379 --> 01:54:44,319
再往下就随什么188 66

2946
01:54:44,319 --> 01:54:45,459
讨个彩头好吧

2947
01:54:45,459 --> 01:54:47,709
等你们结婚的时候来找主播

2948
01:54:47,709 --> 01:54:48,729
来找主播

2949
01:54:48,729 --> 01:54:49,119
主播

2950
01:54:49,119 --> 01:54:52,860
说到做到嗯好吧

2951
01:54:53,179 --> 01:54:56,059
真有看不出天使的直播间吗

2952
01:54:56,059 --> 01:54:57,940
怎么没有天使啊

2953
01:55:00,380 --> 01:55:02,740
能随2289比特币吗

2954
01:55:02,740 --> 01:55:04,690
你做梦天赋变阳光

2955
01:55:05,380 --> 01:55:06,500
你做梦

2956
01:55:06,500 --> 01:55:09,020
谢谢宝开口的干杯

2957
01:55:09,020 --> 01:55:11,480
小小027

2958
01:55:11,480 --> 01:55:14,870
神秘也就菜和夜幕的打call

2959
01:55:14,870 --> 01:55:15,710
感谢支持

2960
01:55:15,710 --> 01:55:18,180
欢迎文奎来天体观测

2961
01:55:20,100 --> 01:55:21,660
我忽然觉得我低头的时候

2962
01:55:21,660 --> 01:55:24,000
还是真的真的挺知性的

2963
01:55:24,059 --> 01:55:27,239
有一种那种鲁豫有约的感觉啊

2964
01:55:27,239 --> 01:55:29,009
你没有看过鲁豫有约吗

2965
01:55:29,009 --> 01:55:30,299
是不是鲁豫有约啊

2966
01:55:30,299 --> 01:55:32,810
就是那种鲁豫好像也是啊

2967
01:55:32,810 --> 01:55:33,710
脑袋比较大

2968
01:55:33,710 --> 01:55:37,770
肩比较窄的这种这种身材比例啊

2969
01:55:37,770 --> 01:55:40,540
就是这种和平的爱情

2970
01:55:40,540 --> 01:55:43,330
然后住在这边当主持人

2971
01:55:43,330 --> 01:55:45,490
非常非常那个直性的翘个二郎腿

2972
01:55:45,490 --> 01:55:46,380
然后问大家

2973
01:55:46,380 --> 01:55:49,830
嗯嗯嗯那个这么阴人

2974
01:55:49,830 --> 01:55:53,210
为什么为什么不开天使出来呢

2975
01:55:53,210 --> 01:55:56,690
哦是因为天使你不喜欢天使吗

2976
01:55:56,690 --> 01:55:59,930
你的宗教信仰里面比较喜欢佛教

2977
01:55:59,930 --> 01:56:02,600
或者是更喜欢其他的宗教呢

2978
01:56:02,600 --> 01:56:04,310
你不信仰天使对吗

2979
01:56:04,310 --> 01:56:08,790
然后燕人说屁嘞不是根本开不出天使

2980
01:56:08,790 --> 01:56:09,990
张作霖说啊

2981
01:56:09,990 --> 01:56:10,650
原来是这样

2982
01:56:10,650 --> 01:56:12,180
原来是开不出天使啊

2983
01:56:12,180 --> 01:56:16,710
我还以为嗯怎么回事啊

2984
01:56:16,710 --> 01:56:19,710
这是什么爱神之箭哦

2985
01:56:20,790 --> 01:56:22,230
爱神之箭是吗

2986
01:56:22,230 --> 01:56:23,550
这是什么新礼物吗

2987
01:56:23,550 --> 01:56:25,730
咦我超白

2988
01:56:25,730 --> 01:56:27,170
我想要去

2989
01:56:27,170 --> 01:56:28,520
我去白

2990
01:56:28,520 --> 01:56:30,350
不知道怎样

2991
01:56:30,350 --> 01:56:34,220
我就说我这盒子里全是冬日告白

2992
01:56:34,220 --> 01:56:36,090
就没有天使

2993
01:56:36,090 --> 01:56:37,320
宁愿出白

2994
01:56:37,320 --> 01:56:41,070
再再等一下就出飞车了哦算了

2995
01:56:41,070 --> 01:56:43,430
爱情我在再等一下

2996
01:56:43,430 --> 01:56:44,750
飞车都出来了

2997
01:56:46,010 --> 01:56:47,660
哎我的天呐

2998
01:56:47,660 --> 01:56:50,300
谢谢韭菜的霓虹兔兔

2999
01:56:50,300 --> 01:56:51,840
感谢支持嗯

3000
01:56:52,920 --> 01:56:54,900
但是鲁豫不像是正常人啊

3001
01:56:54,900 --> 01:56:56,340
我也不太正常的

3002
01:56:56,340 --> 01:57:00,000
谢谢五成的三个琉璃花灯啊

3003
01:57:00,000 --> 01:57:01,240
四个琉璃花灯

3004
01:57:01,240 --> 01:57:04,000
三个霓虹兔兔和一个冬日告白

3005
01:57:04,000 --> 01:57:05,320
太破费了

3006
01:57:05,320 --> 01:57:06,340
感谢支持

3007
01:57:06,340 --> 01:57:07,060
红豆泥

3008
01:57:07,060 --> 01:57:07,840
阿里嘎多

3009
01:57:07,840 --> 01:57:10,200
我超白啧

3010
01:57:10,200 --> 01:57:13,980
谢谢baka的人气花灯和小熊猫猫的霓虹兔兔

3011
01:57:13,980 --> 01:57:14,760
感谢支持

3012
01:57:14,760 --> 01:57:16,600
怎么这都来了

3013
01:57:18,280 --> 01:57:21,220
我们直播间到现在已经出了五个白了

3014
01:57:21,220 --> 01:57:21,700
你知道吗

3015
01:57:21,700 --> 01:57:23,380
已经出了五个白了

3016
01:57:23,380 --> 01:57:24,640
但是没有什么

3017
01:57:24,640 --> 01:57:25,960
就是没有那个天使

3018
01:57:25,960 --> 01:57:29,059
我怀疑那个天使根本是不存在的东西啊

3019
01:57:29,059 --> 01:57:32,600
我们放一首那个那个什么吧

3020
01:57:32,700 --> 01:57:35,900
我们放一首那个那个天使吧

3021
01:57:37,220 --> 01:57:39,820
看看能不能召唤出来点天使啊

3022
01:57:39,820 --> 01:57:41,680
好像有点问题啊

3023
01:57:42,760 --> 01:57:46,860
有一首歌是不是那个分开旅行啊

3024
01:57:48,339 --> 01:57:55,220
我会变成童话里你爱的那个天使

3025
01:57:55,220 --> 01:58:00,620
张开双手变成翅膀守护你

3026
01:58:00,660 --> 01:58:02,340
这什么来着啊

3027
01:58:02,340 --> 01:58:04,780
我去天使

3028
01:58:04,840 --> 01:58:06,460
这歌是真的有用

3029
01:58:06,460 --> 01:58:08,560
集美们唱歌真的有用

3030
01:58:09,730 --> 01:58:11,020
你就是你

3031
01:58:11,020 --> 01:58:12,220
你就是天

3032
01:58:12,940 --> 01:58:14,790
唱歌真的有用

3033
01:58:14,790 --> 01:58:15,720
集美们

3034
01:58:16,490 --> 01:58:19,040
这是我们直播间第一个天使

3035
01:58:19,040 --> 01:58:21,410
谢谢小熊猫猫的新的天使

3036
01:58:21,410 --> 01:58:22,680
感谢支持

3037
01:58:22,680 --> 01:58:24,420
谢谢baka的闪耀

3038
01:58:24,420 --> 01:58:25,500
盲盒的旅行日记

3039
01:58:25,500 --> 01:58:27,220
以后等你202走

3040
01:58:27,420 --> 01:58:29,940
卧槽唱歌真的有用

3041
01:58:29,940 --> 01:58:30,870
集美们

3042
01:58:30,870 --> 01:58:31,800
你就是你

3043
01:58:31,800 --> 01:58:33,340
你就是天嗯

3044
01:58:34,020 --> 01:58:35,960
接下来节目效果拉满了

3045
01:58:35,960 --> 01:58:38,620
主播早该早该唱唱天使了

3046
01:58:43,120 --> 01:58:46,110
今天被骗500国美纳塞

3047
01:58:46,110 --> 01:58:47,490
对不起

3048
01:58:47,490 --> 01:58:49,020
是我的错

3049
01:58:50,520 --> 01:58:51,360
对不起

3050
01:58:51,360 --> 01:58:52,140
是我的错

3051
01:58:52,140 --> 01:58:53,760
原谅我吧

3052
01:58:53,760 --> 01:58:56,580
阿七分的热情的海内

3053
01:58:56,580 --> 01:59:01,020
无法达到打雷天晴的美好漫画

3054
01:59:01,020 --> 01:59:06,240
天新的泡泡都可能在所有地方

3055
01:59:09,940 --> 01:59:12,600
雷达里来那么多摩托

3056
01:59:17,040 --> 01:59:20,440
做其他的更新的题怎么能写

3057
01:59:20,440 --> 01:59:23,560
喊主播撒哈哈哈哈哈

3058
01:59:23,560 --> 01:59:26,160
主播的刀可是又快又狠的

3059
01:59:27,280 --> 01:59:28,950
今天是元宵节

3060
01:59:28,950 --> 01:59:29,820
吃汤圆了吗

3061
01:59:29,820 --> 01:59:30,420
我吃了

3062
01:59:30,420 --> 01:59:34,400
但是我

3063
01:59:34,400 --> 01:59:38,150
我贪便宜买的那个汤圆不好吃

3064
01:59:38,150 --> 01:59:40,220
煮的时候漏了一半

3065
01:59:40,220 --> 01:59:41,800
不漏的那个味

3066
01:59:41,800 --> 01:59:43,540
没有香味

3067
01:59:43,540 --> 01:59:44,560
特难吃

3068
01:59:44,560 --> 01:59:47,620
跟那个糯米团子一样

3069
01:59:47,740 --> 01:59:50,140
打开马上到明天

3070
01:59:50,140 --> 01:59:52,980
要带感情的回报

3071
02:00:02,680 --> 02:00:04,680
我以前会唱这首歌的

3072
02:00:04,680 --> 02:00:06,270
但是不能跟着原唱

3073
02:00:06,270 --> 02:00:07,560
因为原唱太高了

3074
02:00:07,560 --> 02:00:12,300
哈哈哈哈啊呀

3075
02:00:12,300 --> 02:00:18,580
麦克纳的皮囊应当对自己包不会雷甜稀饭是吧

3076
02:00:18,580 --> 02:00:19,750
特难吃啊

3077
02:00:19,750 --> 02:00:22,000
真的贪便宜就是这样的

3078
02:00:22,000 --> 02:00:23,320
贪小便宜吃大亏

3079
02:00:23,320 --> 02:00:24,660
千万别贪便宜

3080
02:00:24,660 --> 02:00:27,420
主播看那个正常的什么三拳啊

3081
02:00:27,420 --> 02:00:28,320
什么思念啊

3082
02:00:28,320 --> 02:00:29,820
汤圆要六刀

3083
02:00:29,820 --> 02:00:32,120
这个汤圆感觉也不是很

3084
02:00:32,120 --> 02:00:33,740
看起来也挺不错的

3085
02:00:33,740 --> 02:00:36,320
然后他他多少

3086
02:00:37,620 --> 02:00:38,760
他才三档

3087
02:00:38,760 --> 02:00:39,960
我就买了这个

3088
02:00:39,960 --> 02:00:41,280
我心想15块呢

3089
02:00:41,280 --> 02:00:42,960
最后这一锅东西煮出来之后

3090
02:00:42,960 --> 02:00:44,040
我就吃了俩

3091
02:00:44,040 --> 02:00:45,480
我就把锅往那一撂

3092
02:00:45,480 --> 02:00:46,920
我说妖精你吃吧

3093
02:00:46,920 --> 02:00:48,720
然后就说啊行诶

3094
02:00:48,720 --> 02:00:49,840
这是很难

3095
02:00:49,840 --> 02:00:51,970
是哈哈哈

3096
02:00:51,970 --> 02:00:54,250
我觉得15个我就吃了俩

3097
02:00:54,250 --> 02:00:55,720
真吃不下去了

3098
02:00:55,720 --> 02:00:58,220
跟那个糯米团子一样齁嗓子都

3099
02:01:07,220 --> 02:01:10,180
糯米粉直接加点水不就包好了

3100
02:01:10,180 --> 02:01:11,460
那是没有馅儿的

3101
02:01:11,460 --> 02:01:13,920
你不会是吃没馅汤圆长大的吧

3102
02:01:15,420 --> 02:01:19,820
哦你不会是吃没馅汤圆长大的吧

3103
02:01:19,820 --> 02:01:21,920
谢谢阴暗小蟑螂的元宵

3104
02:01:21,920 --> 02:01:22,940
盲盒的霓虹兔兔

3105
02:01:22,940 --> 02:01:24,200
你感谢支持

3106
02:01:24,200 --> 02:01:26,540
获得你爱的爱豆

3107
02:01:27,300 --> 02:01:29,220
我可以在路上

3108
02:01:29,220 --> 02:01:32,850
大米的米卡米卡米诺阿特斯的木头

3109
02:01:32,850 --> 02:01:34,700
爱心加油耶

3110
02:01:34,700 --> 02:01:36,470
在爱人的活动

3111
02:01:36,470 --> 02:01:38,300
我忽悠

3112
02:01:50,320 --> 02:01:52,830
我爸爸的当面变心

3113
02:01:52,830 --> 02:01:55,800
花发发发发发面点心糖

3114
02:01:55,870 --> 02:01:57,300
太贱了

3115
02:01:57,300 --> 02:02:01,680
我的嗓子不能再唱这个不唱不唱不行

3116
02:02:01,680 --> 02:02:03,420
我去南方喝汤圆

3117
02:02:03,420 --> 02:02:04,920
米酒汤圆就是没馅的

3118
02:02:04,920 --> 02:02:07,860
糖水里面的那个有点像像那个芋圆一样

3119
02:02:07,860 --> 02:02:08,340
你知道吗

3120
02:02:08,340 --> 02:02:10,360
真的没意拜拜

3121
02:02:10,360 --> 02:02:11,200
吃饭去了

3122
02:02:11,200 --> 02:02:15,740
拜拜的扣扣主播是无辜的

3123
02:02:15,740 --> 02:02:17,510
主播真的没有骗你

3124
02:02:17,510 --> 02:02:18,620
拜拜喵

3125
02:02:18,620 --> 02:02:21,120
吃完饭记得还回来看我呢

3126
02:02:21,599 --> 02:02:23,399
肥猫怎么能换了

3127
02:02:23,399 --> 02:02:24,239
主办呢

3128
02:02:24,239 --> 02:02:25,589
早就能换了

3129
02:02:25,589 --> 02:02:26,760
早就能换了

3130
02:02:26,760 --> 02:02:30,000
没叫我唱哦

3131
02:02:30,000 --> 02:02:33,320
我发现每次神域都是在主播什么

3132
02:02:33,320 --> 02:02:35,600
加完班的时候说没叫我加班

3133
02:02:35,600 --> 02:02:38,780
然后唱完了之后说没叫我唱

3134
02:02:38,780 --> 02:02:41,280
那我不加又不加

3135
02:02:41,280 --> 02:02:42,780
我上次说不加

3136
02:02:42,780 --> 02:02:43,980
你还在这边

3137
02:02:43,980 --> 02:02:45,900
你还在这边跟主播说什么

3138
02:02:45,900 --> 02:02:47,720
主播登鼻子上脸

3139
02:02:47,720 --> 02:02:51,260
主播要加的时候又说什么啊

3140
02:02:51,260 --> 02:02:52,640
真是的

3141
02:02:52,640 --> 02:02:53,960
如果你有太多的

3142
02:02:53,960 --> 02:02:54,680
你来啦

3143
02:02:54,680 --> 02:02:55,880
柳州柳州

3144
02:02:55,880 --> 02:02:57,500
我还没给你画小画呢

3145
02:02:57,500 --> 02:03:00,240
柳州谢谢文奎的你

3146
02:03:00,240 --> 02:03:01,020
虹兔兔捏

3147
02:03:01,020 --> 02:03:02,040
感谢支持

3148
02:03:02,040 --> 02:03:02,640
红豆泥

3149
02:03:02,640 --> 02:03:03,560
阿里嘎豆

3150
02:03:03,560 --> 02:03:06,380
我们进10万分这个量级了吗

3151
02:03:06,380 --> 02:03:08,210
是不是快10万分了

3152
02:03:08,210 --> 02:03:12,360
进10万分这个量级一下子就是4~8名

3153
02:03:12,360 --> 02:03:13,980
一下子就是卡的特别紧

3154
02:03:13,980 --> 02:03:15,900
我记得和你说

3155
02:03:15,900 --> 02:03:17,910
家是唯一的城堡

3156
02:03:17,910 --> 02:03:19,340
蹬蹬我的脸

3157
02:03:19,340 --> 02:03:20,780
要继续奔跑

3158
02:03:20,780 --> 02:03:21,770
微微笑

3159
02:03:21,770 --> 02:03:23,120
小时候的梦

3160
02:03:23,120 --> 02:03:27,520
我知道小时候主播如什么

3161
02:03:28,660 --> 02:03:30,880
主播如冰雪般消融的梁木

3162
02:03:30,880 --> 02:03:32,360
又带着30下三

3163
02:03:32,360 --> 02:03:34,040
但是7度的寒冬之中

3164
02:03:34,040 --> 02:03:36,180
一下就又冻回去了

3165
02:03:36,180 --> 02:03:38,520
酒酿圆是挺好吃的是吧

3166
02:03:38,520 --> 02:03:39,600
蛋花酒酿圆

3167
02:03:42,300 --> 02:03:43,300
现在是第八

3168
02:03:43,300 --> 02:03:44,860
那就快了就快了

3169
02:03:44,860 --> 02:03:47,080
我们争取保个前十就好了

3170
02:03:47,080 --> 02:03:48,700
主播胸无大志

3171
02:03:48,700 --> 02:03:50,100
保个前十

3172
02:03:50,500 --> 02:03:51,630
胸无大志

3173
02:03:51,630 --> 02:03:52,740
保个前十秒

3174
02:03:52,740 --> 02:03:54,240
保个前十秒嗯

3175
02:03:55,380 --> 02:03:58,430
92000前十是多少分啊

3176
02:03:58,430 --> 02:04:01,640
要跑到那个12点结算的92000

3177
02:04:01,640 --> 02:04:07,540
前十块应该要10万或者快将近11万吧

3178
02:04:07,540 --> 02:04:10,030
为自己的人生鲜艳上色

3179
02:04:10,030 --> 02:04:12,450
先把爱涂上喜欢的颜色

3180
02:04:12,450 --> 02:04:13,590
算活动的分

3181
02:04:13,590 --> 02:04:15,750
一般算的都超值的准啊

3182
02:04:15,750 --> 02:04:18,510
就有人专门找主播来帮忙算分

3183
02:04:18,510 --> 02:04:20,660
让帮看看那个赛道

3184
02:04:20,660 --> 02:04:23,600
看看这个赛道就是要卡到多少分

3185
02:04:23,600 --> 02:04:25,340
看起来才能保前十

3186
02:04:25,340 --> 02:04:27,940
主播之前有一段时间打活动

3187
02:04:27,940 --> 02:04:30,340
最多的时候有这个业务的

3188
02:04:30,340 --> 02:04:33,100
然后帮人家看什么什么可以保分啊

3189
02:04:33,100 --> 02:04:35,320
什么不能保分

3190
02:04:35,720 --> 02:04:36,920
要保存时

3191
02:04:36,920 --> 02:04:38,240
你玩场来嘛

3192
02:04:38,240 --> 02:04:40,470
哦争取吧

3193
02:04:40,470 --> 02:04:43,200
保前十的成本是8000块

3194
02:04:44,940 --> 02:04:47,410
我真的超专业的懂吧

3195
02:04:47,410 --> 02:04:51,180
你就除了这个人是赛道里面

3196
02:04:51,180 --> 02:04:53,040
我也不知道为什么我在研究这些东西

3197
02:04:53,040 --> 02:04:58,380
可能我是我是相对最专业的那个哦

3198
02:04:58,380 --> 02:05:00,300
前十成本是八天

3199
02:05:00,300 --> 02:05:03,720
这四天四天毛个8000流水吧

3200
02:05:03,720 --> 02:05:08,280
大概大概一也不是一下子一个人嘛

3201
02:05:08,280 --> 02:05:11,190
这次荣耀第一至少30万分

3202
02:05:11,190 --> 02:05:12,300
30万分

3203
02:05:12,300 --> 02:05:14,970
他也算他不亏的城堡

3204
02:05:14,970 --> 02:05:16,620
随着稻香真的吗

3205
02:05:16,620 --> 02:05:17,400
我看一下

3206
02:05:17,400 --> 02:05:19,080
好久没有看过榜了

3207
02:05:19,080 --> 02:05:22,880
这1年这新1年第1年第一次看榜

3208
02:05:22,880 --> 02:05:24,740
你看看啊

3209
02:05:24,740 --> 02:05:27,380
你看那个仓鼠打不打吧

3210
02:05:27,380 --> 02:05:29,000
仓鼠要是给白菜打的

3211
02:05:29,000 --> 02:05:32,390
那第一就不知道有多少岁了

3212
02:05:32,390 --> 02:05:34,700
你们没发现荣耀这个赛道

3213
02:05:34,700 --> 02:05:35,600
你们跟着我混

3214
02:05:35,600 --> 02:05:37,980
没发现这个换了一批人吗

3215
02:05:37,980 --> 02:05:42,900
现在前十的都不是去年跟我打架打的多的了

3216
02:05:42,900 --> 02:05:46,480
或者说前十前十排的比较高的人

3217
02:05:46,480 --> 02:05:50,240
都不是去年跟我打架打的特别多的那一批人了

3218
02:05:50,240 --> 02:05:53,240
这个东西就是一回回活动

3219
02:05:53,240 --> 02:05:54,500
这东西就是一回回

3220
02:05:54,500 --> 02:05:56,980
没有人能永远的打脸

3221
02:05:58,280 --> 02:06:02,490
4000也就8万粉点歌捏捏捏捏口

3222
02:06:02,490 --> 02:06:05,450
那他不也是没有在特别高的地方吗

3223
02:06:05,450 --> 02:06:11,020
现在的第十晚上肯定不是第四了

3224
02:06:11,120 --> 02:06:12,340
妮妮到是吧

3225
02:06:12,340 --> 02:06:13,240
妮妮到是吧

3226
02:06:13,240 --> 02:06:15,340
就是主播主播还没出道的时候

3227
02:06:15,340 --> 02:06:16,660
人家就是大v了

3228
02:06:16,660 --> 02:06:17,700
主播过气了

3229
02:06:17,700 --> 02:06:18,990
人家还是大v

3230
02:06:18,990 --> 02:06:20,820
主播又又起来一下

3231
02:06:20,820 --> 02:06:21,960
人家还是大v

3232
02:06:21,960 --> 02:06:24,740
哈哈这个东西它就是这样的

3233
02:06:24,740 --> 02:06:28,889
这没地方去说啊

3234
02:06:28,889 --> 02:06:31,900
嘘今天抽象少抽了一会儿

3235
02:06:31,900 --> 02:06:33,400
没抽太多了

3236
02:06:33,400 --> 02:06:35,140
没有新活了

3237
02:06:35,140 --> 02:06:36,580
感觉索然无味啊

3238
02:06:36,580 --> 02:06:40,380
有的时候觉得不管是抽象也好呀

3239
02:06:40,380 --> 02:06:43,200
还是讲一些过去的事情也好呀

3240
02:06:43,200 --> 02:06:44,460
或者是之类的

3241
02:06:44,460 --> 02:06:47,640
主播在自己的动态转了一条

3242
02:06:47,640 --> 02:06:50,280
不知道你们有没有看到我说什么

3243
02:06:50,280 --> 02:06:53,940
弹过去像像像夜来飞呀

3244
02:06:53,940 --> 02:06:54,840
像非主流

3245
02:06:54,840 --> 02:06:56,080
像伤感

3246
02:06:56,080 --> 02:06:58,030
像一个不成长的人

3247
02:06:58,030 --> 02:07:01,180
但是谈未来呢就像一种空想

3248
02:07:01,180 --> 02:07:03,200
像一种做梦的感觉

3249
02:07:03,200 --> 02:07:06,140
如果你对未来抱有过分乐观的幻想

3250
02:07:06,140 --> 02:07:08,420
人家就会说你是乐天派啊

3251
02:07:08,420 --> 02:07:10,040
说你是傻乐呵的

3252
02:07:10,040 --> 02:07:12,200
如果你对未来特别悲观的话

3253
02:07:12,200 --> 02:07:14,240
那这样你跟你跟你谈的人

3254
02:07:14,240 --> 02:07:16,370
很多时候他就会厌烦你

3255
02:07:16,370 --> 02:07:19,650
因为没有人愿意跟一个天天对自己的未来

3256
02:07:19,650 --> 02:07:22,680
看起来也都非常的不肯定

3257
02:07:22,680 --> 02:07:25,240
不能掌握的人去聊天啊

3258
02:07:25,240 --> 02:07:27,610
所以很多时候就谈这些东西

3259
02:07:27,610 --> 02:07:29,260
倒不如说谈点别的

3260
02:07:29,260 --> 02:07:31,520
谈谈当下吧

3261
02:07:31,560 --> 02:07:34,820
你们可能也发现主播是有一种避而不谈

3262
02:07:34,820 --> 02:07:35,780
当下的感觉

3263
02:07:35,780 --> 02:07:39,480
给大家说的大部分都是自己过去的回忆啊

3264
02:07:39,480 --> 02:07:42,460
或者说是一些对于未来的打算啊

3265
02:07:42,460 --> 02:07:44,980
未来的打算其实也都不是特别的多啊

3266
02:07:44,980 --> 02:07:46,300
但是当下的话

3267
02:07:46,300 --> 02:07:48,810
其实而是你身边

3268
02:07:48,810 --> 02:07:53,820
虽然现在是我到放晴的那天

3269
02:07:53,820 --> 02:07:55,170
虽然是我

3270
02:07:55,170 --> 02:07:57,030
我觉得我的人生里面

3271
02:07:57,030 --> 02:07:59,930
如果把为别人给别人带来快乐

3272
02:07:59,930 --> 02:08:02,570
或者说取得的社会影响力啊

3273
02:08:02,570 --> 02:08:04,070
无论是哪方面的

3274
02:08:04,070 --> 02:08:07,050
是物理意义的还是精神意义的也好

3275
02:08:07,050 --> 02:08:08,940
如果是你的影响力

3276
02:08:08,940 --> 02:08:12,480
以你影响力作为一个标准来判断你的意义的话

3277
02:08:12,480 --> 02:08:15,300
目前则是我人生中最有意义的

3278
02:08:15,300 --> 02:08:17,220
最能给大家带来意义的一段时间

3279
02:08:20,620 --> 02:08:25,400
嗯可能是因为我也对本人目前现在的一些现状

3280
02:08:25,400 --> 02:08:28,640
有一些有一些不满意在吧

3281
02:08:31,640 --> 02:08:32,960
有一些不满意在吧

3282
02:08:32,960 --> 02:08:35,960
就是世间安得双全法对吧

3283
02:08:35,960 --> 02:08:37,220
不负是吧

3284
02:08:38,900 --> 02:08:40,880
不负学也不复播呀

3285
02:08:40,880 --> 02:08:43,580
就没有不负如来不负卿这种说法了

3286
02:08:43,580 --> 02:08:44,920
不负学也不复播

3287
02:08:44,920 --> 02:08:47,440
很难很难去做到这些东西的

3288
02:08:47,440 --> 02:08:48,820
很多时候我也觉得

3289
02:08:48,820 --> 02:08:51,940
有的时候感觉是不是对不起谁啊

3290
02:08:51,940 --> 02:08:53,560
在学校那边啊

3291
02:08:53,560 --> 02:08:55,000
我很多时候开完两个

3292
02:08:55,000 --> 02:08:57,520
会从图书馆往回往家走的时候

3293
02:08:57,520 --> 02:08:59,620
我就觉得今天鸽了一场直播

3294
02:08:59,620 --> 02:09:01,330
我是不是挺对不起大家的

3295
02:09:01,330 --> 02:09:04,500
然后我比如说我要一天播六个小时的时候

3296
02:09:04,500 --> 02:09:07,200
我发现那个小组的人都在等我讨论

3297
02:09:07,200 --> 02:09:09,000
我说你们再等一会再等一个小时

3298
02:09:09,000 --> 02:09:10,300
我在兼职上班

3299
02:09:10,300 --> 02:09:11,680
虽然大家都说理解吧

3300
02:09:11,680 --> 02:09:15,380
但我又觉得疼就不他们都是这种感觉

3301
02:09:15,540 --> 02:09:17,090
想未来是画饼

3302
02:09:17,090 --> 02:09:17,750
那是嘛

3303
02:09:17,750 --> 02:09:19,760
做梦的话做的也是自己的梦啊

3304
02:09:19,760 --> 02:09:22,020
如果做我和你一起的梦呢

3305
02:09:22,020 --> 02:09:24,060
如果做我和你一起的梦

3306
02:09:24,060 --> 02:09:26,220
无论这个梦的内容是什么

3307
02:09:26,220 --> 02:09:27,780
得先把前提实现了

3308
02:09:27,780 --> 02:09:30,300
就是到了这个梦该实现的时候

3309
02:09:30,300 --> 02:09:31,980
你还在我的身边

3310
02:09:31,980 --> 02:09:33,540
这个才能有实现对吧

3311
02:09:33,540 --> 02:09:34,710
这是一个前提

3312
02:09:34,710 --> 02:09:37,680
但实际上就是可能很多的时候

3313
02:09:37,680 --> 02:09:40,710
你跟我都拼命的去彼此挽留

3314
02:09:40,710 --> 02:09:44,860
但是没有办法去完完全全的呃

3315
02:09:44,860 --> 02:09:46,180
一直不变的

3316
02:09:46,180 --> 02:09:48,540
像你在那个夏天得到的快乐一样

3317
02:09:48,540 --> 02:09:50,790
永永远远的待在我的直播间里面

3318
02:09:50,790 --> 02:09:54,960
因为你要出去面对这个世界的风风雨雨

3319
02:09:54,960 --> 02:09:57,540
我也有自己一定要做好的事情

3320
02:09:57,540 --> 02:09:59,160
可能到最后不是你错

3321
02:09:59,160 --> 02:09:59,940
也不是我错

3322
02:09:59,940 --> 02:10:03,140
我们就莫名其妙的就分开了

3323
02:10:03,140 --> 02:10:06,200
所以谈跟你一起做未来的梦的话

3324
02:10:07,340 --> 02:10:09,810
首先得确定未来嗯

3325
02:10:09,810 --> 02:10:10,740
我还在这里

3326
02:10:10,740 --> 02:10:12,240
你也在这里啊

3327
02:10:14,820 --> 02:10:16,260
所以就更不能这样去做

3328
02:10:16,260 --> 02:10:17,220
你懂吗

3329
02:10:18,720 --> 02:10:20,880
肥猫今天没袋子装的天麻呀

3330
02:10:20,880 --> 02:10:21,770
哪有呀

3331
02:10:21,770 --> 02:10:25,820
我这个你这个你泛指的是各位阴阳人啊

3332
02:10:25,820 --> 02:10:28,690
因为就是有一种谈心的感觉嘛

3333
02:10:28,690 --> 02:10:30,250
就不想再用那些代抽了

3334
02:10:30,250 --> 02:10:32,350
就单纯在屏幕对面听着的

3335
02:10:32,350 --> 02:10:33,610
你就是这样的意思

3336
02:10:33,610 --> 02:10:34,280
懂吧

3337
02:10:35,740 --> 02:10:38,100
人生的进程中是难以预料

3338
02:10:38,100 --> 02:10:42,620
但是虚拟主播的职责就是在一些在一些

3339
02:10:43,080 --> 02:10:44,900
虽然未来难以预料

3340
02:10:44,900 --> 02:10:46,520
虽然过去的事已经发生

3341
02:10:46,520 --> 02:10:49,719
但至少在当下的这一秒互相陪伴的时刻

3342
02:10:49,719 --> 02:10:54,100
希望你是纯粹的发自内心的没有压力的快乐

3343
02:10:54,100 --> 02:10:57,280
我觉得这就是我最大的职责和意义啊

3344
02:10:57,280 --> 02:10:58,780
如果做不到这个的话

3345
02:10:58,780 --> 02:11:00,760
就是没有什么存在的必要了

3346
02:11:02,200 --> 02:11:03,959
谢谢太担心呀

3347
02:11:03,959 --> 02:11:05,999
红哥你的卡的感谢支持

3348
02:11:05,999 --> 02:11:08,660
猫猫不要切割我好吗

3349
02:11:08,660 --> 02:11:13,130
虽然我们平常经常开玩笑说什么叫老婆的滚啊

3350
02:11:13,130 --> 02:11:15,140
结婚杀狗滚什么的

3351
02:11:15,140 --> 02:11:16,430
这个这个之类的

3352
02:11:16,430 --> 02:11:18,490
但是你要认真的来说的话

3353
02:11:18,490 --> 02:11:23,350
我目前应该没有主动切割过任何一个人

3354
02:11:23,350 --> 02:11:26,740
除非是极其极其极其原则的问题

3355
02:11:26,740 --> 02:11:30,100
我认为动怎么说呢

3356
02:11:30,100 --> 02:11:33,700
我的生活里也不是一个特别特别好脾气的人啊

3357
02:11:33,700 --> 02:11:35,200
但是跟大家的话

3358
02:11:35,200 --> 02:11:37,270
就是大家喜欢我

3359
02:11:37,270 --> 02:11:40,060
就是你在我这里说话呃

3360
02:11:40,060 --> 02:11:41,560
你还会跟我有矛盾

3361
02:11:41,560 --> 02:11:42,700
或者说怎么样的

3362
02:11:42,700 --> 02:11:47,080
归根结底的一个基础都是你得喜欢我吗

3363
02:11:47,080 --> 02:11:49,480
你愿意在我身上耗费时间啊

3364
02:11:49,480 --> 02:11:54,020
或者说愿意可以从我这里得到一些快乐基础

3365
02:11:54,020 --> 02:11:55,700
就是你要喜欢我

3366
02:11:55,700 --> 02:11:57,740
那既然你喜欢我的话

3367
02:11:57,740 --> 02:12:00,140
我还是觉得我可能比较天真吧

3368
02:12:00,140 --> 02:12:01,840
我觉得你喜欢我

3369
02:12:01,840 --> 02:12:03,220
我又没有什么

3370
02:12:05,260 --> 02:12:07,200
我又没有什么鸡的

3371
02:12:07,200 --> 02:12:10,560
我是那种就算你今天说的很不好的话

3372
02:12:10,560 --> 02:12:12,600
但是你认真的跟我道歉了

3373
02:12:12,600 --> 02:12:14,820
我明天我还能原谅你的那种人

3374
02:12:14,820 --> 02:12:16,730
哈哈哈哈哎呀

3375
02:12:16,730 --> 02:12:19,550
因为我知道你们大家都很照顾我嘛

3376
02:12:19,550 --> 02:12:24,010
所以我轻易是绝对不会去切割人的

3377
02:12:24,010 --> 02:12:26,500
嗯我觉得是这种感觉吧

3378
02:12:27,700 --> 02:12:31,180
是啊讲讲什么观众体感就是画饼

3379
02:12:31,180 --> 02:12:32,500
我不想给你画饼

3380
02:12:32,500 --> 02:12:33,160
懂吗

3381
02:12:33,160 --> 02:12:35,660
主播要跟人一起畅想未来

3382
02:12:35,860 --> 02:12:37,220
怎么说呢

3383
02:12:37,220 --> 02:12:37,760
谁说的

3384
02:12:37,760 --> 02:12:38,420
明明说好

3385
02:12:38,420 --> 02:12:40,160
再也不为坏女人流眼泪了

3386
02:12:40,160 --> 02:12:41,450
我不是坏女人

3387
02:12:41,450 --> 02:12:43,070
我又不是坏女人

3388
02:12:43,070 --> 02:12:45,650
什么叫除非是金子掉了没血

3389
02:12:45,650 --> 02:12:47,090
你真变态呀

3390
02:12:47,960 --> 02:12:49,820
米娅这里让人很舒服

3391
02:12:49,820 --> 02:12:50,660
没有压力

3392
02:12:50,660 --> 02:12:52,040
你如果看一场直播

3393
02:12:52,040 --> 02:12:53,960
你整个人都如履薄冰的

3394
02:12:53,960 --> 02:12:55,400
像是伺候皇帝一样

3395
02:12:55,400 --> 02:12:58,060
心想这个不能说那个不能说的

3396
02:12:58,060 --> 02:12:59,320
那你看这干嘛呢

3397
02:12:59,320 --> 02:13:01,040
给自己找不痛快呢

3398
02:13:01,040 --> 02:13:02,240
你是看直播的

3399
02:13:02,240 --> 02:13:03,920
你还是找主人呢

3400
02:13:06,020 --> 02:13:08,370
所以说没什么太大的必要啊

3401
02:13:08,370 --> 02:13:10,590
起码如果没有什么内容

3402
02:13:10,590 --> 02:13:12,210
没有什么优秀的能力

3403
02:13:12,210 --> 02:13:13,950
没有什么为人称道的品质

3404
02:13:13,950 --> 02:13:17,820
起码氛围得是轻松愉悦的吧

3405
02:13:17,920 --> 02:13:19,200
就有一些书吧

3406
02:13:19,200 --> 02:13:21,840
我可能就像有一些那种垃圾小说一样

3407
02:13:21,840 --> 02:13:23,100
垃圾游戏一样

3408
02:13:23,100 --> 02:13:24,720
像那种滚服游戏一样

3409
02:13:24,720 --> 02:13:26,220
你要说他有什么游戏性吗

3410
02:13:26,220 --> 02:13:28,140
没有你要说他有什么创新性吗

3411
02:13:28,140 --> 02:13:30,860
没有你要说他是什么3a厉害吗

3412
02:13:30,860 --> 02:13:31,460
拿奖吗

3413
02:13:31,460 --> 02:13:31,910
没有

3414
02:13:31,910 --> 02:13:33,920
那为什么有人愿意玩滚服游戏

3415
02:13:33,920 --> 02:13:36,620
什么都不用搞啊啊非常没压力

3416
02:13:36,620 --> 02:13:37,580
一键寻路

3417
02:13:37,580 --> 02:13:38,400
一键打怪

3418
02:13:38,400 --> 02:13:41,160
一键自动打小龙虾掉加18

3419
02:13:41,160 --> 02:13:43,480
这个降魔什么大锤之类的

3420
02:13:43,480 --> 02:13:45,520
很简单的一个操作啊

3421
02:13:45,520 --> 02:13:47,950
然后就能获得一些数据上的快感

3422
02:13:47,950 --> 02:13:50,800
起码做v要做成滚服游戏

3423
02:13:50,800 --> 02:13:51,540
这样吧

3424
02:13:51,540 --> 02:13:52,800
不能膈应人

3425
02:13:52,800 --> 02:13:55,860
然后再说其他的品质之类的吧

3426
02:13:55,860 --> 02:13:56,880
这个对于我来说

3427
02:13:56,880 --> 02:13:58,180
我认为是这样

3428
02:14:00,260 --> 02:14:01,360
迫于生气

3429
02:14:01,360 --> 02:14:02,710
主播不切歌人

3430
02:14:02,710 --> 02:14:03,880
那不会来

3431
02:14:03,880 --> 02:14:06,640
你要是真的到了那种特别严重

3432
02:14:06,640 --> 02:14:08,420
你要切割人的那种

3433
02:14:08,420 --> 02:14:10,220
无论你打了多少钱

3434
02:14:10,220 --> 02:14:11,540
我都会吓到的

3435
02:14:11,540 --> 02:14:12,080
你知道吗

3436
02:14:12,080 --> 02:14:15,160
就是如果是真的非常原则的集体原则的问题

3437
02:14:15,160 --> 02:14:16,480
无论你打了多少钱

3438
02:14:16,480 --> 02:14:17,380
我都会切的

3439
02:14:17,380 --> 02:14:21,330
我记录最高的是我切过30级牌子的呃

3440
02:14:21,330 --> 02:14:23,850
因为他要线下来找我

3441
02:14:23,850 --> 02:14:25,500
我切过30级牌子

3442
02:14:25,500 --> 02:14:26,720
我跟大家说过

3443
02:14:26,720 --> 02:14:31,560
我上辈子的榜一就是这么被我给切了的呃

3444
02:14:31,600 --> 02:14:34,320
我把我兜里所有钱都掏出来还给人家了

3445
02:14:34,320 --> 02:14:36,120
当时兜里就1万多吧

3446
02:14:36,120 --> 02:14:36,540
就1万多

3447
02:14:36,540 --> 02:14:37,860
我把我所有钱都还给人家了

3448
02:14:37,860 --> 02:14:39,960
我说你不要再看我了

3449
02:14:40,120 --> 02:14:42,240
主播是有气性在身上了

3450
02:14:42,240 --> 02:14:42,660
你知道吧

3451
02:14:44,059 --> 02:14:46,800
主播是有一些气息在身上的

3452
02:14:48,840 --> 02:14:50,900
这也是一种结晶魔法

3453
02:14:50,900 --> 02:14:52,299
这结个屁的金啊

3454
02:14:52,299 --> 02:14:53,859
这不是还是想那什么

3455
02:14:53,859 --> 02:14:56,499
还是还是想跟大家温柔一点什么

3456
02:14:56,499 --> 02:14:59,480
疯狂低气压pua粉丝还真的有用

3457
02:15:00,660 --> 02:15:02,360
我只会pua自己

3458
02:15:02,360 --> 02:15:04,100
我不会pua大家人

3459
02:15:04,100 --> 02:15:07,580
我倒觉得我有时候pua自己有点严重

3460
02:15:08,100 --> 02:15:12,080
主播让主播整个人在直播的环境中身心愉悦

3461
02:15:12,080 --> 02:15:14,120
其实对于观众的观感有很好的

3462
02:15:14,120 --> 02:15:16,780
很好的很好的一个帮助啊

3463
02:15:16,780 --> 02:15:18,640
因为很少有人能做到

3464
02:15:18,640 --> 02:15:20,740
在你不开心的时候强装开心

3465
02:15:20,740 --> 02:15:22,990
哪怕是职业演员呃

3466
02:15:22,990 --> 02:15:26,320
他的直系亲属可能在重病住院的时候

3467
02:15:26,320 --> 02:15:29,000
他也没有办法去演出了一场非常完美的

3468
02:15:29,000 --> 02:15:31,040
开心的笑的恋爱的戏啊

3469
02:15:31,040 --> 02:15:33,800
所以说你的情感是一定会影响到

3470
02:15:33,800 --> 02:15:36,500
你所扮演的这个虚拟形象的

3471
02:15:36,500 --> 02:15:40,600
但是为什么非要那什么呢

3472
02:15:40,600 --> 02:15:43,860
你觉得自己心情不好就不要来播了吗

3473
02:15:43,860 --> 02:15:45,360
主播如何评价别的女人

3474
02:15:45,360 --> 02:15:46,560
让你跪着看直播

3475
02:15:46,560 --> 02:15:47,940
难道不是你自己爽吗

3476
02:15:49,020 --> 02:15:51,000
然后你说主人主人能不能

3477
02:15:51,000 --> 02:15:52,860
我能不能跪在你直播间里啊

3478
02:15:52,860 --> 02:15:54,600
你不会一脚把我踹出去吧

3479
02:15:54,600 --> 02:15:55,800
让别的女人勉为其难

3480
02:15:55,800 --> 02:15:56,580
说那行吧

3481
02:15:56,580 --> 02:15:57,520
那你跪吧

3482
02:15:57,520 --> 02:15:58,780
记得往边上跪点

3483
02:15:58,780 --> 02:16:00,160
别跪在大街中央啊

3484
02:16:00,160 --> 02:16:02,860
不知道看了以为我有什么变态爱好呢

3485
02:16:02,860 --> 02:16:03,820
然后柳州啊

3486
02:16:03,820 --> 02:16:05,740
谢谢谢谢谢谢姐姐

3487
02:16:05,740 --> 02:16:09,220
然后马上就就就非常的开心啊

3488
02:16:09,220 --> 02:16:13,480
不会不会不会不会是这样的吧

3489
02:16:13,800 --> 02:16:16,020
你对我的第一印象是什么

3490
02:16:16,020 --> 02:16:17,160
主播不认识你啊

3491
02:16:17,160 --> 02:16:19,020
我去哪里对你第一印象啊

3492
02:16:19,020 --> 02:16:20,760
我对你的第一印象就是在直播间

3493
02:16:20,760 --> 02:16:22,320
54321倒数毛电池的

3494
02:16:22,320 --> 02:16:23,100
你是谁

3495
02:16:24,580 --> 02:16:29,080
我那句什么是就着你看直播还不敢说话

3496
02:16:29,080 --> 02:16:30,680
说的确实有这个路

3497
02:16:30,680 --> 02:16:32,420
我立个网络公主人

3498
02:16:32,420 --> 02:16:35,780
需要观众宠着你们

3499
02:16:35,780 --> 02:16:38,600
你们怎么还有天极之心啊

3500
02:16:38,600 --> 02:16:39,900
欢迎关灯斩

3501
02:16:40,120 --> 02:16:42,040
怎么还有天极之心啊

3502
02:16:42,040 --> 02:16:43,360
我爹天极之心

3503
02:16:43,360 --> 02:16:44,560
怎么还有天极之心

3504
02:16:44,560 --> 02:16:46,750
想要为你戴红妆

3505
02:16:46,750 --> 02:16:51,410
哎呀总之就是怎么说呢

3506
02:16:51,410 --> 02:16:56,940
就随着干这一行时间的逐渐逐渐逐渐的增长

3507
02:16:56,940 --> 02:16:57,510
呃

3508
02:16:57,510 --> 02:17:00,180
也见了更多更多更多的事情

3509
02:17:00,180 --> 02:17:02,580
感觉对于这一行的定位呀

3510
02:17:02,580 --> 02:17:07,860
或者说个人对于这一行的好多的理解啊之类的

3511
02:17:07,860 --> 02:17:09,420
该做到的事情

3512
02:17:09,420 --> 02:17:11,160
不能妥协的事情

3513
02:17:13,740 --> 02:17:16,240
有了更多更新的认知

3514
02:17:16,240 --> 02:17:19,330
这些学不断学习的这种结论

3515
02:17:19,330 --> 02:17:22,789
会每隔一段时间来跟大家分享一下

3516
02:17:22,789 --> 02:17:24,709
关于我对于vip

3517
02:17:24,709 --> 02:17:29,430
或者说对于观众和主播啊之类的一些想法

3518
02:17:29,430 --> 02:17:33,280
可能会每隔一段时间掏出来给大家分享一下

3519
02:17:33,280 --> 02:17:34,180
出脑了

3520
02:17:34,180 --> 02:17:35,080
主播主播黑屁

3521
02:17:35,080 --> 02:17:36,400
我现在我是nt了

3522
02:17:36,400 --> 02:17:37,639
主播就是hip吗

3523
02:17:37,639 --> 02:17:39,859
这不是说点实话而已

3524
02:17:39,859 --> 02:17:41,179
你怎么这样啊

3525
02:17:41,179 --> 02:17:43,819
天哪有人不喜欢听实话

3526
02:17:45,099 --> 02:17:47,559
有人不爱听此话

3527
02:17:47,559 --> 02:17:49,149
有人只喜欢听一些

3528
02:17:49,149 --> 02:17:51,759
我为你唱一曲

3529
02:17:51,759 --> 02:17:56,500
你建立的虚无的虚无之上的追捧

3530
02:17:56,500 --> 02:17:59,000
怎么回事呢

3531
02:17:59,000 --> 02:18:00,890
你不诚恳

3532
02:18:00,890 --> 02:18:05,199
柳州你若冬天心是吧

3533
02:18:05,199 --> 02:18:06,279
冬天之星啊

3534
02:18:06,279 --> 02:18:07,299
主播那是异响

3535
02:18:07,299 --> 02:18:07,719
真的吗

3536
02:18:07,719 --> 02:18:09,900
那你说说说说实话好吧

3537
02:18:09,900 --> 02:18:10,980
说说真的

3538
02:18:10,980 --> 02:18:12,799
说点真的好不好

3539
02:18:12,799 --> 02:18:14,119
主播天天啊

3540
02:18:14,119 --> 02:18:16,279
为什么别的女人让你跪着天天看直播

3541
02:18:16,279 --> 02:18:18,940
主播看是女人太坏还是你太坏

3542
02:18:18,940 --> 02:18:20,680
坏女人主播帮你打他呀

3543
02:18:20,680 --> 02:18:22,240
要是好女人的话

3544
02:18:22,240 --> 02:18:26,210
主播主播主播就不能这样去由着你啊

3545
02:18:26,210 --> 02:18:27,000
好吧

3546
02:18:27,160 --> 02:18:29,440
主播的臆想如此动人

3547
02:18:29,440 --> 02:18:31,000
必然是经历过对吧

3548
02:18:31,000 --> 02:18:32,740
肯定没经历过呀

3549
02:18:34,060 --> 02:18:35,040
我都说了

3550
02:18:35,040 --> 02:18:38,340
我在看直播里面只会扮演一个角色

3551
02:18:38,340 --> 02:18:40,380
那就是认知厨啊

3552
02:18:40,380 --> 02:18:43,250
哈哈那就是认知厨啊

3553
02:18:43,250 --> 02:18:44,660
我可以只说一句话

3554
02:18:44,660 --> 02:18:46,760
但这一句话主播一定要回答我

3555
02:18:46,760 --> 02:18:47,660
他不回答我

3556
02:18:47,660 --> 02:18:48,950
我就垮起个皮脸

3557
02:18:48,950 --> 02:18:51,209
当然我也不会弹幕给他看下脸

3558
02:18:51,209 --> 02:18:52,409
要是好女人

3559
02:18:52,409 --> 02:18:54,119
我和你一起跪着

3560
02:19:06,120 --> 02:19:07,640
什么一拜天地

3561
02:19:07,640 --> 02:19:08,480
二拜高堂

3562
02:19:08,480 --> 02:19:12,080
你俩这好女人的见证之下狠狠结婚

3563
02:19:12,080 --> 02:19:16,240
然后然后给妈妈磕头

3564
02:19:16,240 --> 02:19:20,260
是原来早已有人上不来气

3565
02:19:20,260 --> 02:19:22,600
晚安你猫猫睡觉去

3566
02:19:22,600 --> 02:19:24,330
谢你的对啊

3567
02:19:24,330 --> 02:19:26,160
双氧水找到了吗

3568
02:19:26,160 --> 02:19:27,840
绷带馋了没有啊

3569
02:19:27,840 --> 02:19:29,340
心情好点了吗

3570
02:19:29,340 --> 02:19:31,120
不是得买酒了

3571
02:19:31,120 --> 02:19:33,250
我知道我说话不好使

3572
02:19:33,250 --> 02:19:34,960
哎呀不说绿茶的话

3573
02:19:34,960 --> 02:19:38,330
我知道我说话没他好使啊好吧

3574
02:19:38,330 --> 02:19:43,900
但是这个主播也希望你不要不要不开心了

3575
02:19:43,900 --> 02:19:47,320
虽然主播说话我知道没有那么好用了

3576
02:19:47,320 --> 02:19:53,450
我放下喵喵猫猫猫猫妈妈抱

3577
02:19:53,450 --> 02:19:55,040
来猫猫妈妈抱

3578
02:19:55,040 --> 02:19:57,800
不愿我骂了别的女人

3579
02:19:57,800 --> 02:19:59,600
然后你说你还跪道歉

3580
02:19:59,600 --> 02:20:01,340
别的女人让你别起来了

3581
02:20:01,340 --> 02:20:05,600
跪着你骂人家人家人家怼你就怎么了

3582
02:20:05,600 --> 02:20:07,200
你先动的手足了

3583
02:20:07,200 --> 02:20:12,000
你骂人家人家人家人家说一句小气话

3584
02:20:12,000 --> 02:20:13,240
你还这样子

3585
02:20:13,240 --> 02:20:15,800
柳州怎么这么没气性啊

3586
02:20:16,760 --> 02:20:20,110
柳州看的主播大部分应该都比你小吧

3587
02:20:20,110 --> 02:20:23,990
柳州柳州看的主播难道不是应该都比你小的

3588
02:20:23,990 --> 02:20:25,910
都是一群小妹妹啊

3589
02:20:25,910 --> 02:20:27,380
小女儿

3590
02:20:27,760 --> 02:20:30,330
你非要人家当那个大姐姐

3591
02:20:30,330 --> 02:20:33,480
然后然后还有那种统御全局的美感

3592
02:20:33,480 --> 02:20:34,720
怎么回事啊

3593
02:20:34,720 --> 02:20:36,820
我说话没啥好使对啊

3594
02:20:36,820 --> 02:20:39,640
我已经意识到了这玩意是挺绿茶的

3595
02:20:39,640 --> 02:20:40,960
所以我也不好说了

3596
02:20:40,960 --> 02:20:43,940
道不我跟大家e不当哥们

3597
02:20:43,940 --> 02:20:45,560
我跟你们e不当哥们儿

3598
02:20:45,560 --> 02:20:50,140
之后就有人说主播是臭夹子绿茶

3599
02:20:51,140 --> 02:20:54,590
可是很多时候我说的明明就是他们真心话

3600
02:20:54,590 --> 02:20:55,310
你们不让

3601
02:20:55,310 --> 02:20:57,560
那我就只能天天玩下三路

3602
02:20:57,560 --> 02:20:58,940
给你们当戒烟

3603
02:20:58,940 --> 02:21:00,250
当哥们儿的

3604
02:21:00,250 --> 02:21:01,600
说句真心话

3605
02:21:01,600 --> 02:21:03,750
没有人说绿茶的主播

3606
02:21:03,750 --> 02:21:07,410
主播又开始推杯换盏了主播那咱们的绿茶

3607
02:21:07,410 --> 02:21:10,000
这可能就是主播的种族本能吧

3608
02:21:10,000 --> 02:21:11,320
已经在克制了

3609
02:21:11,320 --> 02:21:12,790
已经在削弱了

3610
02:21:12,790 --> 02:21:15,280
你不能要求一个天生狐狸精

3611
02:21:15,280 --> 02:21:17,240
然后什么我也不是狐狸精啊

3612
02:21:17,240 --> 02:21:19,720
这怎么有人这么形容自己好可怕

3613
02:21:19,720 --> 02:21:22,000
你不能要求一个天生猫妖

3614
02:21:22,000 --> 02:21:23,920
哎呀跟个兔子一样吧

3615
02:21:23,920 --> 02:21:26,420
自己别逃避

3616
02:21:26,420 --> 02:21:28,220
其实我自我分析了一下

3617
02:21:28,220 --> 02:21:29,540
我觉得我不是绿茶

3618
02:21:29,540 --> 02:21:30,410
你知道吗

3619
02:21:30,410 --> 02:21:31,940
我觉得我不是绿茶

3620
02:21:31,940 --> 02:21:35,370
我是那种套盾套的太多了

3621
02:21:35,370 --> 02:21:39,120
就是我怕我怕我说的哪一句话直接说

3622
02:21:39,120 --> 02:21:41,170
会让你感觉到我不高兴

3623
02:21:41,170 --> 02:21:42,340
我怕你不高兴

3624
02:21:42,340 --> 02:21:43,300
所以我会套盾

3625
02:21:43,300 --> 02:21:46,420
在这个套盾的过程中就出现了那种语气

3626
02:21:46,420 --> 02:21:48,750
就是哎呀什么啊

3627
02:21:48,750 --> 02:21:53,160
这个哥哥你啊这个这个我知道你更重视她

3628
02:21:53,160 --> 02:21:56,220
但是我也是非常关心你的什么什么之类的

3629
02:21:56,220 --> 02:21:59,120
这种这种因为要把那个条件授权

3630
02:21:59,120 --> 02:22:01,520
然后不知不觉就变成绿茶了

3631
02:22:01,520 --> 02:22:02,300
你知道吧

3632
02:22:02,300 --> 02:22:06,219
玩呢我要是你喜欢狐狸精

3633
02:22:06,219 --> 02:22:07,059
主播不喜欢猫

3634
02:22:07,059 --> 02:22:09,560
我要管你

3635
02:22:09,560 --> 02:22:12,680
老子爱当什么当什么啊

3636
02:22:12,680 --> 02:22:13,700
老子爱当什么

3637
02:22:13,700 --> 02:22:15,600
当什么关你什么事

3638
02:22:15,600 --> 02:22:17,850
你喜欢什么管老子什么事

3639
02:22:17,850 --> 02:22:21,160
主播在扮演舔狗也不是不行吧

3640
02:22:21,160 --> 02:22:22,360
也不是不行吧

3641
02:22:22,360 --> 02:22:24,310
乖宝也不是不行啊

3642
02:22:24,310 --> 02:22:26,260
你愿意的话可以呀

3643
02:22:26,260 --> 02:22:27,940
如果能给你带来快乐的话

3644
02:22:27,940 --> 02:22:29,070
也不是不行啊

3645
02:22:29,070 --> 02:22:30,510
感觉很寒冷啊

3646
02:22:30,510 --> 02:22:31,650
心之壁加厚了

3647
02:22:31,650 --> 02:22:35,130
把这个什么赶快把把把白雪套穿上啊

3648
02:22:35,130 --> 02:22:36,750
把外套穿上啊

3649
02:22:36,750 --> 02:22:38,260
啊套盾的终点

3650
02:22:38,260 --> 02:22:40,240
套来套去的就变成绿茶了

3651
02:22:40,240 --> 02:22:44,320
看起来一副一副那种免责声明的感觉啊

3652
02:22:44,320 --> 02:22:46,300
所以就套着套着就变成绿茶了

3653
02:22:46,300 --> 02:22:47,650
这不是很正常的吗

3654
02:22:47,650 --> 02:22:49,180
的人是你

3655
02:22:49,180 --> 02:22:51,490
而我只是嘉宾

3656
02:22:51,490 --> 02:22:57,820
我丢弃所有回忆来庆祝你的婚礼

3657
02:22:57,820 --> 02:23:00,440
却始终没有动

3658
02:23:00,440 --> 02:23:02,300
请祝福你

3659
02:23:03,860 --> 02:23:04,760
谢谢你

3660
02:23:04,760 --> 02:23:06,720
来喽哈来啦

3661
02:23:06,720 --> 02:23:11,940
自己把自己还给自己

3662
02:23:13,689 --> 02:23:18,830
至少我还能够成为那个见证

3663
02:23:18,830 --> 02:23:20,870
什么时候开大乱斗啊

3664
02:23:20,870 --> 02:23:22,610
快点开大乱斗吧

3665
02:23:22,610 --> 02:23:23,870
主播现在没话题

3666
02:23:23,870 --> 02:23:26,570
都不知道点点什么东西了

3667
02:23:26,570 --> 02:23:28,240
哈哈哈哎呀

3668
02:23:28,240 --> 02:23:29,560
什么时候开大乱斗啊

3669
02:23:29,560 --> 02:23:31,020
主播什么时候有真遇见

3670
02:23:31,020 --> 02:23:33,720
什么时候你上个总在指定再说吧

3671
02:23:33,720 --> 02:23:35,640
这辈子如果没有总督指定主播

3672
02:23:35,640 --> 02:23:37,560
是不打算做御姐皮了

3673
02:23:40,880 --> 02:23:42,220
中午好哈哈

3674
02:23:42,220 --> 02:23:44,920
主播如何评价16岁辍学做游戏

3675
02:23:44,920 --> 02:23:46,600
你16岁能做出个屁呀

3676
02:23:46,600 --> 02:23:50,560
主播刚评价了15岁来当虚拟主播女团的

3677
02:23:50,560 --> 02:23:51,940
16岁辍学做游戏

3678
02:23:51,940 --> 02:23:52,820
我的评价是

3679
02:23:52,820 --> 02:23:55,220
除非你是比尔盖茨那个级别的天才

3680
02:23:55,220 --> 02:23:56,780
否则只能感动自己啊

3681
02:23:56,780 --> 02:23:58,500
聊聊我的春卷饭

3682
02:23:58,500 --> 02:23:59,580
真的吗

3683
02:23:59,580 --> 02:24:01,750
这种东西没有人爱听的

3684
02:24:01,750 --> 02:24:04,090
你的直播内容只有大乱斗吗

3685
02:24:04,090 --> 02:24:07,150
老子跟你费心费劲的聊了两个半小时

3686
02:24:07,150 --> 02:24:08,710
主播说了一句大乱斗

3687
02:24:08,710 --> 02:24:12,380
你就说主播你的直播内容只有大乱斗吗

3688
02:24:12,380 --> 02:24:13,760
你是你是你是什么

3689
02:24:13,760 --> 02:24:15,550
你是你是杠精是吧

3690
02:24:15,550 --> 02:24:18,010
你是跟审批这个审批一家人啊

3691
02:24:18,010 --> 02:24:21,070
他不杠你杠他杠你不杠的互补是吧

3692
02:24:21,070 --> 02:24:21,790
一个唱白脸

3693
02:24:21,790 --> 02:24:22,390
一个唱黑脸

3694
02:24:22,390 --> 02:24:24,650
一家人联合起来一起pa主播

3695
02:24:24,650 --> 02:24:25,430
气死我了

3696
02:24:25,430 --> 02:24:27,590
吃块鱼豆不是没有

3697
02:24:27,590 --> 02:24:29,680
盖茨是本科辍学了对啊

3698
02:24:29,680 --> 02:24:32,020
他就比别人盖茨的天才啊

3699
02:24:33,340 --> 02:24:36,760
关键就是以目前我们以客观的角度来说吧

3700
02:24:36,760 --> 02:24:38,920
我们就不说什么什么那什么呗

3701
02:24:38,920 --> 02:24:41,700
我们就不说什么什么呃

3702
02:24:42,900 --> 02:24:44,580
天资不天资的问题了

3703
02:24:44,580 --> 02:24:45,780
我承认有天才

3704
02:24:45,780 --> 02:24:48,560
但是以目前国内的这个情况来说

3705
02:24:48,560 --> 02:24:53,800
16岁的孩子大部分都在高一高二上学中

3706
02:24:53,830 --> 02:24:57,520
除了玩电脑游戏跟刷抖音之外

3707
02:24:57,520 --> 02:24:59,290
没有接触过电脑

3708
02:24:59,290 --> 02:25:05,440
任何东西的人是占据了80%以上的哦

3709
02:25:05,440 --> 02:25:07,300
那我就是做游戏的

3710
02:25:07,300 --> 02:25:09,280
会弹trl加c感受加倍的

3711
02:25:09,280 --> 02:25:10,240
你那是做游戏

3712
02:25:10,240 --> 02:25:11,500
你那是抄的

3713
02:25:11,500 --> 02:25:12,880
你这是锤子啊

3714
02:25:12,880 --> 02:25:14,140
谁给我发消息啊

3715
02:25:14,140 --> 02:25:15,960
谁啊谁啊

3716
02:25:15,960 --> 02:25:18,990
是钉钉主播

3717
02:25:18,990 --> 02:25:20,220
我杠上开花

3718
02:25:20,220 --> 02:25:21,360
自摸四杠子

3719
02:25:21,360 --> 02:25:22,200
你被送走了

3720
02:25:22,200 --> 02:25:23,840
我不我不打麻将的

3721
02:25:23,840 --> 02:25:25,610
打麻将是赌狗

3722
02:25:25,610 --> 02:25:27,950
哈哈打麻将是赌狗

3723
02:25:27,950 --> 02:25:31,260
大部分阳光这种属于是什么啊

3724
02:25:31,260 --> 02:25:34,020
属于是万中无一的情况

3725
02:25:34,020 --> 02:25:35,880
而且你你会做游戏的时候

3726
02:25:35,880 --> 02:25:37,480
你会写写代码的时候

3727
02:25:37,480 --> 02:25:38,890
你是16岁吗

3728
02:25:38,890 --> 02:25:40,900
啊你是16岁吗

3729
02:25:40,900 --> 02:25:45,120
耀光16岁这个年龄的限制很大的

3730
02:25:45,120 --> 02:25:49,320
属于一个呃感性压倒理性的年纪

3731
02:25:49,320 --> 02:25:51,720
一做梦自己在脑袋里抢人

3732
02:25:51,720 --> 02:25:53,340
开会跟自己一合计

3733
02:25:53,340 --> 02:25:55,640
妈的真以为自己能成真了

3734
02:25:55,640 --> 02:25:58,220
我当年16岁的时候也这样

3735
02:25:58,220 --> 02:26:00,620
你别说什么主播看不起别人的梦想

3736
02:26:00,620 --> 02:26:02,660
主播16岁的时候也这个屁样

3737
02:26:02,660 --> 02:26:05,480
现在早都知道自己就是一个普通人了

3738
02:26:05,480 --> 02:26:06,020
好吧

3739
02:26:06,020 --> 02:26:09,400
我真受不了哎呦

3740
02:26:09,400 --> 02:26:13,820
主播吃什么鱼豆腐很贵的很贵的感觉

3741
02:26:13,820 --> 02:26:17,000
麻将的赌诸多程度不如开盒子

3742
02:26:17,000 --> 02:26:18,260
那谁说的最狠啊

3743
02:26:18,260 --> 02:26:19,640
今天谁输的最狠

3744
02:26:19,640 --> 02:26:22,460
今天赢最大的是五成

3745
02:26:22,460 --> 02:26:24,320
说最狠的得是审批吧

3746
02:26:24,320 --> 02:26:27,320
他这四个球已经奠定了胜场

3747
02:26:27,320 --> 02:26:30,320
主播我16岁在球场上挥汗如雨

3748
02:26:30,320 --> 02:26:31,960
16岁我已经拿到第一笔工资

3749
02:26:31,960 --> 02:26:33,460
真厉害啊

3750
02:26:33,460 --> 02:26:34,540
真厉害啊

3751
02:26:34,540 --> 02:26:37,000
真的真强啊

3752
02:26:37,000 --> 02:26:39,060
卧槽对不起对不起

3753
02:26:39,060 --> 02:26:40,560
要是知道是什么主播

3754
02:26:40,560 --> 02:26:42,000
还是看的世界太小

3755
02:26:42,000 --> 02:26:44,480
不应该这么武断的

3756
02:26:44,520 --> 02:26:46,100
直播间吃汤圆了吗

3757
02:26:46,100 --> 02:26:47,180
吃了两个难吃

3758
02:26:47,180 --> 02:26:49,640
谢谢仿生猫老大打call的感觉

3759
02:26:49,640 --> 02:26:50,840
感谢支持

3760
02:26:50,840 --> 02:26:53,480
主播哥们说的是中国boy

3761
02:26:53,480 --> 02:26:54,680
你说的是什么

3762
02:26:54,680 --> 02:26:56,180
你说我说了个锤子

3763
02:26:56,180 --> 02:26:58,460
我说我不知道啊

3764
02:26:58,460 --> 02:26:59,810
你别钓我鱼了

3765
02:26:59,810 --> 02:27:01,490
我是说大部分的人啊

3766
02:27:01,490 --> 02:27:04,060
但是你们说的这种比较成功人士

3767
02:27:04,060 --> 02:27:05,080
什么中国boy

3768
02:27:05,080 --> 02:27:05,680
什么瑶光

3769
02:27:05,680 --> 02:27:08,080
这算是这算是大部分人吗

3770
02:27:08,080 --> 02:27:10,000
你找找找

3771
02:27:10,000 --> 02:27:14,970
100个16岁不上学的里面能抽一个摇光吗啊

3772
02:27:14,970 --> 02:27:18,460
然后拿h f g o抽了玉藻还没出

3773
02:27:18,460 --> 02:27:23,170
哈哈哈哈哈哈哎哎哎对不起

3774
02:27:23,170 --> 02:27:32,060
笑笑着笑着笑死哈哈哈哈

3775
02:27:32,060 --> 02:27:33,920
我吃火锅最喜欢吃什么

3776
02:27:33,920 --> 02:27:35,480
我翘课出去吃饭了

3777
02:27:35,480 --> 02:27:36,590
真没正经事

3778
02:27:36,590 --> 02:27:38,240
这个点吃个屁饭啊

3779
02:27:38,240 --> 02:27:39,840
你5p排位都不打了

3780
02:27:39,840 --> 02:27:41,520
你现在应该在在什么

3781
02:27:41,520 --> 02:27:43,080
你应该在饭店打排位

3782
02:27:43,080 --> 02:27:44,700
你不应该在这里问我吃什么

3783
02:27:48,990 --> 02:27:51,740
我14岁就中了家里人的钱

3784
02:27:51,740 --> 02:27:55,010
我12岁的时候还在路边的自行车轱辘里面

3785
02:27:55,010 --> 02:27:57,620
拽出来一张50块钱呢

3786
02:27:57,620 --> 02:27:59,680
这还是第一桶金呢

3787
02:28:02,960 --> 02:28:07,000
阿里阿卡酷美好

3788
02:28:07,160 --> 02:28:13,980
所以在一般的打个脚线主播

3789
02:28:13,980 --> 02:28:16,200
你18岁做虚拟主播

3790
02:28:16,200 --> 02:28:19,740
我18岁跟虚拟主播

3791
02:28:49,180 --> 02:28:51,900
你说的是真的吗

3792
02:28:53,220 --> 02:28:54,240
ain't tryna tell you

3793
02:28:54,240 --> 02:28:54,960
what to do

3794
02:28:54,960 --> 02:28:55,980
but try to play it

3795
02:28:55,980 --> 02:28:57,000
cool baby

3796
02:28:57,000 --> 02:28:58,710
i ain't playing by your rules

3797
02:28:58,710 --> 02:29:00,240
everything look better with a view

3798
02:29:00,240 --> 02:29:01,580
why you always in

3799
02:29:02,520 --> 02:29:04,520
他们都坐直会害人

3800
02:29:06,020 --> 02:29:08,980
什么什么都坐直会害人

3801
02:29:08,980 --> 02:29:12,700
主播18岁拥有属于自己的烟烟人

3802
02:29:12,700 --> 02:29:15,340
我18岁也有属于我的夜间人

3803
02:29:15,340 --> 02:29:17,110
我们都有光明的未来

3804
02:29:17,110 --> 02:29:18,140
感谢主播

3805
02:29:18,140 --> 02:29:21,080
你跟哪个我的观众处对象了

3806
02:29:23,600 --> 02:29:25,560
你还没到18岁呢

3807
02:29:25,560 --> 02:29:27,540
你怎么跟我的观众处对象啊

3808
02:29:27,540 --> 02:29:28,890
他们都是一群变态

3809
02:29:28,890 --> 02:29:30,640
你玩不过他们的

3810
02:29:30,640 --> 02:29:35,580
他们都是98年的啊

3811
02:29:36,340 --> 02:29:37,440
受不了

3812
02:29:38,940 --> 02:29:39,960
怎么上播了

3813
02:29:39,960 --> 02:29:41,640
要操心直播内容

3814
02:29:41,640 --> 02:29:44,400
下播了还要操心粉丝的人际社

3815
02:29:44,400 --> 02:29:46,800
只要我这活干不了了

3816
02:29:46,800 --> 02:29:48,360
你是被玩的

3817
02:29:48,360 --> 02:29:49,280
你给我滚

3818
02:29:49,280 --> 02:29:49,700
baby

3819
02:29:49,700 --> 02:29:51,410
i ain't playing by your rules

3820
02:29:51,410 --> 02:29:53,000
everything look better with a view

3821
02:29:53,000 --> 02:29:54,620
why you always in

3822
02:29:59,640 --> 02:30:01,260
灿灿沈老师

3823
02:30:01,260 --> 02:30:01,920
玩腻了

3824
02:30:01,920 --> 02:30:10,580
换个新的看看人住啊啊不行

3825
02:30:10,580 --> 02:30:13,080
不不是

3826
02:30:17,640 --> 02:30:19,800
对待感情要忠诚

3827
02:30:19,800 --> 02:30:23,760
对待身体关系要慎重

3828
02:30:26,500 --> 02:30:27,700
气死我了

3829
02:30:29,380 --> 02:30:31,240
你住在沈老师家的

3830
02:30:31,240 --> 02:30:32,800
他就发生了什么

3831
02:30:36,520 --> 02:30:37,330
你怎么不说话

3832
02:30:37,330 --> 02:30:38,660
审批人呢

3833
02:30:38,660 --> 02:30:39,500
沈夜

3834
02:30:42,440 --> 02:30:44,220
真的诶

3835
02:30:44,220 --> 02:30:45,780
everything look to do with a view

3836
02:30:45,780 --> 02:30:47,340
why you always in the mood

3837
02:30:47,340 --> 02:30:49,040
walking around like a brand new

3838
02:30:49,040 --> 02:30:50,840
他怎么不说话呀

3839
02:30:50,840 --> 02:30:52,840
我好担心他呀

3840
02:30:52,840 --> 02:30:55,630
我直播间怎么变成这样

3841
02:30:55,630 --> 02:30:58,519
还有我的好姐妹甘雨绝了

3842
02:31:01,940 --> 02:31:07,660
哈哈有人敲门

3843
02:31:07,660 --> 02:31:10,040
那是我在敲桌子

3844
02:31:10,440 --> 02:31:11,570
叫人啊

3845
02:31:11,570 --> 02:31:12,560
叫人的时候

3846
02:31:12,560 --> 02:31:14,300
那还能过来一下

3847
02:31:14,300 --> 02:31:14,720
过来一下

3848
02:31:14,720 --> 02:31:16,380
来沈逸过来一下

3849
02:31:16,380 --> 02:31:18,000
这不是叫狗吗

3850
02:31:18,000 --> 02:31:20,640
叫人的时候不得敲桌子吗

3851
02:31:20,640 --> 02:31:22,470
这样敲一下桌子

3852
02:31:22,470 --> 02:31:23,750
嘿嘿嘿

3853
02:31:23,750 --> 02:31:26,350
总不能砸嘴教人吧

3854
02:31:26,350 --> 02:31:29,170
那不叫小狗

3855
02:31:31,860 --> 02:31:33,720
你们玩太大了

3856
02:31:33,720 --> 02:31:36,030
我怎么不知道这些事啊

3857
02:31:36,030 --> 02:31:38,560
哇

3858
02:31:40,640 --> 02:31:42,040
什么忘啊

3859
02:31:43,660 --> 02:31:46,570
别忘了哈哈

3860
02:31:46,570 --> 02:31:49,900
这下一女双全的猫狗双全

3861
02:31:49,900 --> 02:31:51,380
受不了

3862
02:31:51,380 --> 02:31:53,000
你们玩真大呀

3863
02:31:53,000 --> 02:31:55,250
什么得饶人处且饶人

3864
02:31:55,250 --> 02:31:58,110
下次觉的时候记得喊上我

3865
02:31:58,110 --> 02:31:59,670
我换个话题吧

3866
02:31:59,670 --> 02:32:02,400
我幻觉春卷发还挺好的

3867
02:32:02,400 --> 02:32:03,720
换个话题吧

3868
02:32:03,720 --> 02:32:04,260
大家

3869
02:32:06,360 --> 02:32:08,960
直播给关注今天的小情趣

3870
02:32:09,100 --> 02:32:11,650
来来来来哈哈哈哈

3871
02:32:11,650 --> 02:32:15,240
诶诶诶来来来来啊哈哈哈

3872
02:32:15,240 --> 02:32:21,840
诶诶诶来了来了啊哈啊哈哈哈哈哈啊

3873
02:32:25,740 --> 02:32:26,780
受不了了

3874
02:32:26,780 --> 02:32:28,100
直播间叫小狗

3875
02:32:28,100 --> 02:32:31,180
一大堆人在那汪汪的啊

3876
02:32:33,340 --> 02:32:36,179
克制点克制点受不了

3877
02:32:36,420 --> 02:32:38,460
怎么有这样的人

3878
02:32:38,460 --> 02:32:42,120
你这软色情都没给我十岁的妹妹搞得像

3879
02:32:42,120 --> 02:32:44,050
老子没搞软色情

3880
02:32:44,050 --> 02:32:46,870
能不能别对你十岁的妹子下手啊

3881
02:32:46,870 --> 02:32:48,070
她还是小孩

3882
02:32:48,070 --> 02:32:49,630
你真的不是人啊

3883
02:32:49,630 --> 02:32:52,990
十岁的妹妹你都觉得她软色情真恶心

3884
02:32:52,990 --> 02:32:56,140
今天真下头真是下头的人

3885
02:32:56,140 --> 02:32:58,960
看下头的是下中之下啊

3886
02:32:59,220 --> 02:33:03,020
真恶心啊

3887
02:33:07,220 --> 02:33:08,910
这不是逗狗的声音吗

3888
02:33:14,400 --> 02:33:16,400
我在这边不敢这么逗狗玩

3889
02:33:16,400 --> 02:33:17,420
你知道吗

3890
02:33:17,420 --> 02:33:19,460
我在这边不敢这么逗狗

3891
02:33:19,460 --> 02:33:20,540
你知道为什么吗

3892
02:33:20,540 --> 02:33:21,980
因为我怕逗逗出来

3893
02:33:21,980 --> 02:33:23,560
路过的狼

3894
02:33:23,780 --> 02:33:25,810
这边路边是有狼的

3895
02:33:25,810 --> 02:33:29,050
在国内这么逗最多能动点猫猫狗狗

3896
02:33:29,050 --> 02:33:31,090
这边你就不知道能冻出来啥了

3897
02:33:31,090 --> 02:33:32,560
挺可怕的

3898
02:33:32,560 --> 02:33:35,500
哎希望转生成主播的小狗

3899
02:33:35,500 --> 02:33:38,620
你的名字是变成光守护夏川月月

3900
02:33:38,620 --> 02:33:40,120
你转身向我的狗下去

3901
02:33:40,120 --> 02:33:42,520
月月怎么办啊

3902
02:33:42,520 --> 02:33:44,560
能不能忠实一点啊

3903
02:33:44,560 --> 02:33:46,660
狗这种动物有一种特征是忠实

3904
02:33:46,660 --> 02:33:47,530
你知道吗

3905
02:33:47,530 --> 02:33:49,580
你知道什么叫忠诚吗

3906
02:33:49,580 --> 02:33:51,560
你先把名字改了再说吧

3907
02:33:51,560 --> 02:33:53,360
再说转生成我的狗的事情吧

3908
02:33:53,360 --> 02:33:54,460
我可不敢要

3909
02:33:55,160 --> 02:33:56,860
斗狼也是这样子吗

3910
02:33:56,860 --> 02:33:59,140
我不知道斗狼怎么怎么做呀

3911
02:33:59,140 --> 02:34:00,760
不知道多郎怎么说呀

3912
02:34:00,760 --> 02:34:01,780
是亲你的声音

3913
02:34:01,780 --> 02:34:02,620
别做梦了

3914
02:34:02,620 --> 02:34:04,860
滚吧

3915
02:34:05,140 --> 02:34:09,600
青春狗狗耶耶人不会梦到猫主人你呀

3916
02:34:09,600 --> 02:34:12,480
但是我确实不是特别喜欢小狗啊

3917
02:34:12,480 --> 02:34:14,390
我还喜欢那个什么

3918
02:34:14,390 --> 02:34:16,670
我还是喜欢小猫的

3919
02:34:16,670 --> 02:34:17,960
打不过狗

3920
02:34:19,700 --> 02:34:20,960
太狗了

3921
02:34:20,960 --> 02:34:21,860
打不过狗

3922
02:34:21,860 --> 02:34:24,470
感觉狗容易被我打死

3923
02:34:24,470 --> 02:34:30,080
我记得生物学上所有的狗都是灰狼嗯

3924
02:34:30,080 --> 02:34:32,510
所以斗到狼问题不大是啊

3925
02:34:32,510 --> 02:34:34,040
就是怕斗到狼啊

3926
02:34:36,140 --> 02:34:38,380
踩踩人一共滚吧

3927
02:34:38,380 --> 02:34:42,779
你真他妈恶心真恶心恶心的

3928
02:34:44,780 --> 02:34:45,580
受不了

3929
02:34:45,580 --> 02:34:47,080
我都没发癫呢

3930
02:34:47,080 --> 02:34:47,560
在这边

3931
02:34:47,560 --> 02:34:49,000
你别以为你是未成年人

3932
02:34:49,000 --> 02:34:49,900
主播都不敢杀

3933
02:34:49,900 --> 02:34:50,470
你

3934
02:34:50,470 --> 02:34:52,140
赶紧给我去死

3935
02:34:52,420 --> 02:34:53,800
气死我

3936
02:34:55,220 --> 02:34:57,100
此用户已经被禁言了

3937
02:34:57,100 --> 02:34:58,570
杀的比我快啊

3938
02:34:58,570 --> 02:35:01,360
那肯定得审批对吧

3939
02:35:01,360 --> 02:35:02,260
你跟着我

3940
02:35:02,260 --> 02:35:04,960
你跟着米呀米呀米呀米呀是什么

3941
02:35:04,960 --> 02:35:05,980
不是咩呀咩呀

3942
02:35:07,120 --> 02:35:08,900
不能不能再往下说了

3943
02:35:08,900 --> 02:35:11,060
你跟着玩

3944
02:35:11,060 --> 02:35:13,460
那肯定我是杀人最快的呀

3945
02:35:13,460 --> 02:35:18,260
你肯定你的手肯定没有我的手快的主播

3946
02:35:18,260 --> 02:35:19,220
我的禁言了

3947
02:35:19,220 --> 02:35:20,580
没有这种东西是啊

3948
02:35:20,580 --> 02:35:21,660
没有这种东西啊

3949
02:35:21,660 --> 02:35:23,100
你不能发清音弹幕

3950
02:35:23,100 --> 02:35:24,660
我已经拿捏住你了

3951
02:35:24,660 --> 02:35:27,760
刘冠你要像他一样发几天弹幕的话

3952
02:35:27,760 --> 02:35:29,620
你就得到的就不是禁言了

3953
02:35:29,620 --> 02:35:30,640
你就回家救人

3954
02:35:30,640 --> 02:35:31,720
要找你麻烦了

3955
02:35:31,720 --> 02:35:33,620
天风月阳光也不敢

3956
02:35:33,620 --> 02:35:35,210
所以我可以不用治你

3957
02:35:37,020 --> 02:35:41,040
提醒我又要被大众收到时说的梦

3958
02:35:41,040 --> 02:35:41,640
醒来后

3959
02:35:41,640 --> 02:35:46,099
我一切都都没有是吧

3960
02:35:46,200 --> 02:35:48,560
亲手刺死的线

3961
02:35:48,560 --> 02:35:51,680
沉默主播会那什么的天赋

3962
02:35:51,680 --> 02:35:52,580
月摇滚回家

3963
02:35:52,580 --> 02:35:54,520
有人收拾你的

3964
02:35:54,520 --> 02:35:58,740
布满黄昏的广场

3965
02:35:58,740 --> 02:36:04,000
在许愿池投下了希望

3966
02:36:04,000 --> 02:36:08,920
那只白鸽配对着夕阳

3967
02:36:08,920 --> 02:36:11,500
那画面太美

3968
02:36:11,500 --> 02:36:13,560
我不敢看

3969
02:36:13,560 --> 02:36:16,140
布拉格的广场

3970
02:36:16,140 --> 02:36:22,480
拥挤的剧场在跳着舞

3971
02:36:22,480 --> 02:36:26,200
现在我无言地方

3972
02:36:26,200 --> 02:36:30,830
你远远一场没有我

3973
02:36:30,830 --> 02:36:34,070
你真的不喜欢

3974
02:36:34,070 --> 02:36:37,930
怎么你要叫你老来发基恩弹幕

3975
02:36:37,930 --> 02:36:40,660
你叫你老婆来发基恩弹幕的话

3976
02:36:40,660 --> 02:36:42,400
我跟你老婆情投意合

3977
02:36:42,400 --> 02:36:43,970
即刻送入洞房

3978
02:36:43,970 --> 02:36:46,490
那不被牛的还是你吗

3979
02:36:46,490 --> 02:36:48,770
总督把自己的小女朋友

3980
02:36:48,770 --> 02:36:52,299
把自己老婆带来带来凑成什么

3981
02:36:52,299 --> 02:36:55,040
跟主播的这个天作之合啊

3982
02:36:55,040 --> 02:36:57,200
天造良缘什么

3983
02:36:57,200 --> 02:36:58,580
你还叫天赋远阳光

3984
02:36:58,580 --> 02:37:00,560
这下真天造良缘了

3985
02:37:00,570 --> 02:37:03,410
你是不是有什么癖好在身上啊

3986
02:37:03,410 --> 02:37:05,120
我去

3987
02:37:06,480 --> 02:37:07,820
受不了了

3988
02:37:07,820 --> 02:37:09,260
你在一旁起来

3989
02:37:09,260 --> 02:37:11,700
我跟我跟我跟我跟娜娜叫

3990
02:37:11,700 --> 02:37:13,560
你在一旁

3991
02:37:17,920 --> 02:37:20,130
透着光彩绘的玻璃窗

3992
02:37:20,130 --> 02:37:22,620
可是这歌的视觉到现试试看

3993
02:37:22,620 --> 02:37:24,680
一段一段又冷又响

3994
02:37:24,680 --> 02:37:26,660
顺着琴声方向看见条妹衣服

3995
02:37:26,660 --> 02:37:28,340
在18世纪的油画上站

3996
02:37:28,340 --> 02:37:28,760
霸王之

3997
02:37:28,760 --> 02:37:29,480
继续上载

3998
02:37:29,480 --> 02:37:32,760
像你的老妈在看是否多久都一样

3999
02:37:39,980 --> 02:37:42,040
就比较混圈子的

4000
02:37:42,040 --> 02:37:46,900
冲浪速度比较快的女生基本上都有见谁宝宝

4001
02:37:46,900 --> 02:37:49,530
乖宝老婆啊

4002
02:37:49,530 --> 02:37:52,510
然后叫女的互相叫妈咪呃

4003
02:37:52,510 --> 02:37:54,580
老公什么什么之类的

4004
02:37:54,580 --> 02:37:55,660
互相都这么叫

4005
02:37:55,660 --> 02:37:58,440
你知道吧啊在网上冲浪的

4006
02:37:58,440 --> 02:38:00,840
尤其是混同人圈子的呀

4007
02:38:00,840 --> 02:38:03,720
然后有一些自己在二次元世界里虚拟的什么

4008
02:38:03,720 --> 02:38:04,940
我推你推的

4009
02:38:04,940 --> 02:38:06,200
这就很容易

4010
02:38:06,200 --> 02:38:06,860
你知道吧

4011
02:38:06,860 --> 02:38:09,400
他列表里可能有18个老婆

4012
02:38:09,400 --> 02:38:12,640
想当年这个老婆文化还没有那么盛行的时候

4013
02:38:12,640 --> 02:38:14,740
我就是这么被一个女生骗了的

4014
02:38:14,740 --> 02:38:16,420
他叫我老婆啊

4015
02:38:16,420 --> 02:38:18,160
我辗转反侧的睡不着觉

4016
02:38:18,160 --> 02:38:20,050
我以为她是女同性恋呢

4017
02:38:20,050 --> 02:38:21,100
啊想了想

4018
02:38:21,100 --> 02:38:22,240
我都打算说什么

4019
02:38:22,240 --> 02:38:22,660
没关系

4020
02:38:22,660 --> 02:38:24,000
我可以给你带行

4021
02:38:24,000 --> 02:38:25,170
我不歧视什么

4022
02:38:25,170 --> 02:38:26,730
我不歧视女同性恋

4023
02:38:26,730 --> 02:38:29,760
结果我们约出来第一次吃饭的时候

4024
02:38:29,760 --> 02:38:30,940
我看他手机

4025
02:38:30,940 --> 02:38:32,440
妈的18个老婆

4026
02:38:32,440 --> 02:38:33,820
我当场就把筷子摔了

4027
02:38:33,820 --> 02:38:35,730
我说我要回家呃

4028
02:38:35,730 --> 02:38:37,530
他说什么老婆你怎么了

4029
02:38:37,530 --> 02:38:40,710
我说你怎么还在回别的老婆的消息啊

4030
02:38:40,710 --> 02:38:41,580
我说怎么啦

4031
02:38:41,580 --> 02:38:43,439
老婆这有什么的嘛

4032
02:38:43,439 --> 02:38:45,389
后面我就知道了

4033
02:38:45,389 --> 02:38:49,950
诶不能相信是假的

4034
02:38:49,950 --> 02:38:52,050
是假的

4035
02:38:53,850 --> 02:39:01,820
黄昏的广场在许愿池投下了希望

4036
02:39:01,820 --> 02:39:06,640
拿几百颗背对着信仰

4037
02:39:06,640 --> 02:39:09,250
那画面太美

4038
02:39:09,250 --> 02:39:11,260
我不敢看

4039
02:39:11,260 --> 02:39:14,640
布拉格的广场拥挤

4040
02:39:14,640 --> 02:39:18,840
大河剧场安静小巷

4041
02:39:18,840 --> 02:39:21,980
一家咖啡馆

4042
02:39:21,980 --> 02:39:23,960
我在尖叫

4043
02:39:23,960 --> 02:39:26,940
你在煮浓汤

4044
02:39:26,940 --> 02:39:32,660
这是故事最后的答案

4045
02:39:33,420 --> 02:39:34,940
性别互换一下

4046
02:39:34,940 --> 02:39:35,930
可别互换

4047
02:39:35,930 --> 02:39:38,900
有点吓人哈哈

4048
02:39:38,900 --> 02:39:40,310
有点可怕了

4049
02:39:40,310 --> 02:39:42,590
喵害怕喵害怕

4050
02:39:42,590 --> 02:39:44,259
喵受不了了

4051
02:39:47,120 --> 02:39:49,120
自己人我就唱

4052
02:39:49,120 --> 02:39:51,420
你管我咩

4053
02:39:51,520 --> 02:39:54,040
玄机被暗藏

4054
02:39:54,040 --> 02:39:55,420
谁在唱

4055
02:39:55,420 --> 02:39:57,760
一会我要开始吃零食了

4056
02:39:57,760 --> 02:39:59,119
不许拦着我

4057
02:39:59,119 --> 02:40:00,019
谁拦着我

4058
02:40:00,019 --> 02:40:02,689
我就给谁220棍子

4059
02:40:02,689 --> 02:40:04,120
哈哈对不起

4060
02:40:04,120 --> 02:40:05,560
不能打脸

4061
02:40:05,560 --> 02:40:07,300
打脸伤自尊

4062
02:40:07,300 --> 02:40:09,550
谁篮子我就给谁两棍

4063
02:40:09,550 --> 02:40:12,910
长银和金对

4064
02:40:12,910 --> 02:40:15,560
往前惹了昏黄

4065
02:40:15,560 --> 02:40:16,220
别退

4066
02:40:16,220 --> 02:40:18,590
让你和我共饮

4067
02:40:18,590 --> 02:40:23,840
可在这一首长安的方向

4068
02:40:23,840 --> 02:40:27,410
甜蜜的空荡不平常

4069
02:40:27,410 --> 02:40:31,910
那是假装我本重开

4070
02:40:31,910 --> 02:40:36,620
我加的班给我啊

4071
02:40:36,620 --> 02:40:38,480
什么意思啊

4072
02:40:38,480 --> 02:40:42,520
不是我要是真的打神一两巴掌

4073
02:40:42,520 --> 02:40:44,380
他第一时间不会生气

4074
02:40:44,380 --> 02:40:45,430
也不会开心

4075
02:40:45,430 --> 02:40:47,020
也不会浑身抽搐

4076
02:40:47,020 --> 02:40:48,980
面部潮红的倒在地上

4077
02:40:48,980 --> 02:40:52,460
而是会仔仔细细的拿一张那种速写纸啊

4078
02:40:52,460 --> 02:40:56,110
把自己脸上的巴掌印给描下来之后

4079
02:40:56,110 --> 02:40:59,440
尝试着从自己的脸上复制出来我的指纹

4080
02:40:59,440 --> 02:41:01,540
看看指纹什么样子啊

4081
02:41:01,540 --> 02:41:05,680
然后再推断一下主播的手的长度大小宽度

4082
02:41:05,680 --> 02:41:08,770
以此来推断出来主播的这个身高

4083
02:41:08,770 --> 02:41:10,980
体重啊之类的照吧

4084
02:41:10,980 --> 02:41:13,440
他他肯定是为了要这个的

4085
02:41:13,440 --> 02:41:15,960
他巴不得在脸上拍一块印泥

4086
02:41:15,960 --> 02:41:18,040
然后我再打这两把枪哈

4087
02:41:18,040 --> 02:41:19,780
一次满足三个愿望

4088
02:41:19,780 --> 02:41:22,180
一次满足受虐的愿望啊

4089
02:41:22,180 --> 02:41:23,500
还有跟踪的愿望

4090
02:41:23,500 --> 02:41:25,960
还有什么河道主播的愿望

4091
02:41:25,960 --> 02:41:27,460
三个愿望一次满足

4092
02:41:27,460 --> 02:41:30,550
怪不得怪不得今天给主播下这么大的大班

4093
02:41:30,550 --> 02:41:32,520
受不了了

4094
02:41:32,520 --> 02:41:34,140
你问问他会不会吧

4095
02:41:34,140 --> 02:41:35,400
你就问他会不会吧

4096
02:41:35,400 --> 02:41:36,720
他肯定会的

4097
02:41:36,720 --> 02:41:38,200
我先来

4098
02:41:38,200 --> 02:41:40,240
不会不会用这个什么

4099
02:41:40,240 --> 02:41:43,210
不会留手去揣测别人变态的程度

4100
02:41:43,210 --> 02:41:44,780
谢谢格林的灯牌

4101
02:41:44,780 --> 02:41:45,620
感谢支持

4102
02:41:45,620 --> 02:41:46,100
红豆泥

4103
02:41:46,100 --> 02:41:46,760
阿里嘎多

4104
02:41:46,760 --> 02:41:47,420
感谢支持

4105
02:41:47,420 --> 02:41:50,040
谢谢谢谢你们

4106
02:41:50,040 --> 02:41:50,820
好变态

4107
02:41:52,440 --> 02:41:53,939
你们好变态

4108
02:41:54,069 --> 02:41:55,679
飞光飞

4109
02:41:55,679 --> 02:41:57,440
那都想的这么远了

4110
02:41:57,440 --> 02:41:58,460
那不得不打了

4111
02:41:58,460 --> 02:41:59,360
不行不行

4112
02:41:59,360 --> 02:42:01,160
打人不能打脸的打脸

4113
02:42:01,160 --> 02:42:03,140
上次蹲打人不打脸

4114
02:42:03,140 --> 02:42:05,630
人靠着我这样努力的

4115
02:42:05,630 --> 02:42:07,460
你没事的时候对吧

4116
02:42:07,460 --> 02:42:12,490
人生气了就打打拍拍拍肩膀啊什么的不得了

4117
02:42:12,490 --> 02:42:13,600
有人敲门

4118
02:42:13,600 --> 02:42:15,140
拿个kfc

4119
02:42:15,140 --> 02:42:16,160
不顾世俗

4120
02:42:16,160 --> 02:42:19,850
凡你可劝我尽情活个kfc

4121
02:42:19,850 --> 02:42:20,540
开门啊

4122
02:42:20,540 --> 02:42:21,500
开门啊

4123
02:42:21,500 --> 02:42:24,390
记得记得记得出来之后

4124
02:42:24,390 --> 02:42:27,030
教教大家怎么被动吸收营养啊

4125
02:42:27,030 --> 02:42:28,320
沈老师

4126
02:42:28,320 --> 02:42:32,100
爷爷妈妈抱抱不哭啊

4127
02:42:32,100 --> 02:42:33,300
吼吼吼吼

4128
02:42:33,300 --> 02:42:34,560
真是的

4129
02:42:35,320 --> 02:42:39,880
抱抱抱抱抱抱抱抱人

4130
02:42:39,880 --> 02:42:41,140
你可懂

4131
02:42:41,140 --> 02:42:43,240
我要躲藏

4132
02:42:44,860 --> 02:42:47,050
不知别去

4133
02:42:47,050 --> 02:42:48,420
杨韬光

4134
02:42:48,420 --> 02:42:55,650
一直到达到姿态和目光惨淡收场

4135
02:42:55,650 --> 02:43:01,040
我这一曲穿草莓夜宴后半场

4136
02:43:01,040 --> 02:43:02,390
你可懂

4137
02:43:02,390 --> 02:43:04,580
我要躲藏

4138
02:43:06,200 --> 02:43:08,380
喔喔喔喔

4139
02:43:08,380 --> 02:43:10,960
谢谢谭平的灯牌

4140
02:43:10,960 --> 02:43:11,620
感谢支持

4141
02:43:11,620 --> 02:43:13,210
谢谢拉克的小花

4142
02:43:13,210 --> 02:43:13,930
红豆泥

4143
02:43:13,930 --> 02:43:17,470
阿里嘎多是不利取下课

4144
02:43:22,750 --> 02:43:25,140
有没有能唱的歌呀

4145
02:43:25,200 --> 02:43:27,780
为啥没有爆尾巴的表情

4146
02:43:27,780 --> 02:43:31,980
因为当时画表情的时候还没有想过有能抱尾巴

4147
02:43:31,980 --> 02:43:35,260
有有那个提督的那个不许瑟瑟

4148
02:43:35,260 --> 02:43:39,800
那个那个那个是那个是豹尾巴的提督

4149
02:43:41,480 --> 02:43:43,210
有没有肚子发一下

4150
02:43:43,210 --> 02:43:46,990
肚子发一下那个黄色的爱如何

4151
02:43:46,990 --> 02:43:49,860
刚听过了主播

4152
02:43:49,860 --> 02:43:52,080
看了昨天光头的视频教学课了吗

4153
02:43:52,080 --> 02:43:53,640
光头能说的其实我也会啊

4154
02:43:53,640 --> 02:43:54,600
他说的那些东西吧

4155
02:43:54,600 --> 02:43:59,300
就是嗯只能说比较浅

4156
02:43:59,300 --> 02:44:00,500
不是很真啊

4157
02:44:00,500 --> 02:44:01,940
他没有他留手了

4158
02:44:01,940 --> 02:44:04,220
他绝对留手了

4159
02:44:06,000 --> 02:44:10,340
红玫瑰跟什么跟神一样

4160
02:44:10,340 --> 02:44:11,570
吸了个薄是吧

4161
02:44:11,570 --> 02:44:13,460
神里米亚之后首播全淹人

4162
02:44:13,460 --> 02:44:14,000
就给他上

4163
02:44:14,000 --> 02:44:14,180
舰

4164
02:44:14,180 --> 02:44:15,560
长一天就白天

4165
02:44:16,420 --> 02:44:18,340
不过他在直播间给他画面了

4166
02:44:18,340 --> 02:44:20,500
一会把主播吸血都吸死了

4167
02:44:20,500 --> 02:44:26,620
一会把主播吸死了

4168
02:44:26,960 --> 02:44:31,440
we're beautiful like diamonds in the sky

4169
02:44:31,440 --> 02:44:36,920
my queso one life

4170
02:44:45,380 --> 02:44:47,060
oh shining

4171
02:44:47,060 --> 02:44:48,380
bright like a diamond

4172
02:44:48,380 --> 02:44:49,700
beautiful like

4173
02:44:49,700 --> 02:44:51,860
why is in the sky

4174
02:44:51,860 --> 02:44:54,240
shine bright like a diamond

4175
02:44:54,240 --> 02:44:56,700
快乐星猫对

4176
02:44:56,700 --> 02:44:59,870
就这个抱尾巴的豹尾巴的表情

4177
02:44:59,870 --> 02:45:03,920
一开始就是按这个来做的蓝本做的呀

4178
02:45:03,920 --> 02:45:05,010
不许收拾

4179
02:45:05,010 --> 02:45:06,270
one chinin

4180
02:45:06,270 --> 02:45:10,020
my legs feel the warmth will never die

4181
02:45:10,020 --> 02:45:15,930
when i diamonds in the sky

4182
02:45:15,930 --> 02:45:19,090
the day when you hold me

4183
02:45:27,700 --> 02:45:30,780
在一些路人的评价里面

4184
02:45:30,780 --> 02:45:32,040
主播还是什么都蹭

4185
02:45:32,040 --> 02:45:34,340
但是不招人讨厌的主播

4186
02:45:34,340 --> 02:45:35,480
要是火起来之后

4187
02:45:35,480 --> 02:45:36,800
有一大堆人骂主播

4188
02:45:36,800 --> 02:45:37,880
主播是玻璃心

4189
02:45:37,880 --> 02:45:40,040
主播受不了

4190
02:45:40,040 --> 02:45:44,400
we're beautiful like digin the sky

4191
02:45:44,400 --> 02:45:46,080
i fi

4192
02:45:47,340 --> 02:45:49,980
so what life

4193
02:45:50,400 --> 02:45:54,420
we're beautiful like thers in the sky

4194
02:45:59,660 --> 02:46:02,210
shining bright like a dreamer and beautiful

4195
02:46:02,210 --> 02:46:04,850
like diamonds in the sky

4196
02:46:04,850 --> 02:46:07,300
shining bright like a diamon

4197
02:46:07,760 --> 02:46:08,980
会的人

4198
02:46:08,980 --> 02:46:10,660
要不然的话多个屁股啊

4199
02:46:10,660 --> 02:46:15,200
你看看躺在床上也不要多个人

4200
02:46:15,240 --> 02:46:15,680
哎呀

4201
02:46:15,680 --> 02:46:16,610
我要去

4202
02:46:16,610 --> 02:46:20,000
主播明明都懂为什么车还没有超前投降的

4203
02:46:20,000 --> 02:46:22,279
比汽车人还快

4204
02:46:22,279 --> 02:46:23,599
怎么打的

4205
02:46:23,599 --> 02:46:28,200
所以嘛但是也有一些就不会给人骂的

4206
02:46:28,200 --> 02:46:31,620
我觉得就是但凡看过我直播的

4207
02:46:31,620 --> 02:46:32,760
了解过我的人

4208
02:46:32,760 --> 02:46:33,600
就是骂人的

4209
02:46:33,610 --> 02:46:35,580
不是不是那么对我

4210
02:46:35,580 --> 02:46:37,050
因为看我直播之后

4211
02:46:37,050 --> 02:46:38,800
本来有一些想来骂我的人

4212
02:46:38,800 --> 02:46:39,880
看到我直播之后

4213
02:46:39,880 --> 02:46:43,960
反而就觉得没有什么好骂的哎呀

4214
02:46:43,960 --> 02:46:46,180
但也不是每个人都会这样想

4215
02:46:49,400 --> 02:46:51,280
天天骂我的观众

4216
02:46:51,280 --> 02:46:54,820
骂我都还没有同行骂我骂的多呢

4217
02:46:54,820 --> 02:46:59,020
嗯我知道就是有一些有一些v

4218
02:46:59,020 --> 02:47:00,760
有一些v我知道的

4219
02:47:00,760 --> 02:47:02,860
就之前那个被爆聊天记录的

4220
02:47:02,860 --> 02:47:06,680
不是说主播就是无才无德

4221
02:47:06,680 --> 02:47:07,640
德不配位

4222
02:47:07,640 --> 02:47:12,060
然后同时不知道主播为啥有那么多的提督啊

4223
02:47:12,060 --> 02:47:12,900
总督啊

4224
02:47:12,900 --> 02:47:14,490
舰长啊之类的

4225
02:47:14,490 --> 02:47:16,740
是是主播

4226
02:47:16,740 --> 02:47:19,380
从初到去年去年的这个时候开始

4227
02:47:19,380 --> 02:47:20,760
就有人骂主播了

4228
02:47:20,760 --> 02:47:26,680
其实我自己都在那个当面听过的

4229
02:47:26,680 --> 02:47:30,370
就一个主播开电台的时候心态炸了

4230
02:47:30,370 --> 02:47:32,500
然后说到其他的毕业

4231
02:47:32,500 --> 02:47:33,940
就我现在的天呢

4232
02:47:33,940 --> 02:47:38,140
人家喊我有个观众就是推我也推他来喊我过去

4233
02:47:38,140 --> 02:47:40,420
听着我听着正开心呢

4234
02:47:40,420 --> 02:47:44,310
听到人家骂我说米娅米娅什么

4235
02:47:44,310 --> 02:47:46,200
这没有什么能力吗

4236
02:47:46,200 --> 02:47:48,000
是不是特别会失联啊

4237
02:47:48,000 --> 02:47:49,980
这个人怎么三个总督啊

4238
02:47:49,980 --> 02:47:52,410
一天跟三个总督聊天聊得过来吗

4239
02:47:52,410 --> 02:47:56,360
哦我的哦嘴巴翘翘啊

4240
02:47:56,360 --> 02:48:01,800
不是我在我是被人喊过之后之后

4241
02:48:01,800 --> 02:48:07,880
就正好就就就说到我们正好就骂到我心态炸了

4242
02:48:07,880 --> 02:48:08,900
那个时候吧

4243
02:48:08,900 --> 02:48:09,680
你知道吧

4244
02:48:09,680 --> 02:48:11,520
嗯哎呀

4245
02:48:11,520 --> 02:48:15,210
主播绵绵是不是特别会失联了啊

4246
02:48:17,540 --> 02:48:21,080
你的心真不行真不行

4247
02:48:21,080 --> 02:48:21,800
真不会

4248
02:48:21,800 --> 02:48:23,220
你说这怎么办呢

4249
02:48:23,220 --> 02:48:25,080
谁都是不是也要四连

4250
02:48:25,080 --> 02:48:26,940
那我就有这种人说啊

4251
02:48:26,940 --> 02:48:29,100
有人说的有单吗

4252
02:48:29,100 --> 02:48:31,410
主办的那主播我又没有怎么样

4253
02:48:31,410 --> 02:48:32,820
主播又没有锐评

4254
02:48:32,820 --> 02:48:34,800
哪一个人真真骂我的

4255
02:48:34,800 --> 02:48:37,480
那可能只有2000 2000骂我呃

4256
02:48:37,480 --> 02:48:39,430
大家千2000也就四了

4257
02:48:39,430 --> 02:48:42,460
发现他们只有2000 2000会骂我呀

4258
02:48:42,460 --> 02:48:47,340
因为2000 2000就是他他加我舰长群的时候

4259
02:48:47,340 --> 02:48:49,500
然后跟我总督吵起来了

4260
02:48:49,500 --> 02:48:53,300
我总督说就是他他他太能炒作的

4261
02:48:53,300 --> 02:48:55,910
就是这个给他打相同的钱

4262
02:48:55,910 --> 02:48:59,480
然后希望希望对方就是呃

4263
02:48:59,480 --> 02:49:02,120
互相不影响彼此的直播呀

4264
02:49:02,120 --> 02:49:03,800
因为当时就是我这边的风气

4265
02:49:03,800 --> 02:49:05,870
跟他那边风气相差太多了

4266
02:49:05,870 --> 02:49:07,520
然后他就骂我总督

4267
02:49:07,520 --> 02:49:10,280
说的是下头男什么什么之类的

4268
02:49:10,280 --> 02:49:13,460
还有怀疑我跟天然的声音有什么

4269
02:49:13,460 --> 02:49:14,360
没问题啊

4270
02:49:14,360 --> 02:49:17,480
对啊后面被证实的出来是他自己有主人

4271
02:49:17,480 --> 02:49:18,140
你知道吗

4272
02:49:18,140 --> 02:49:21,240
被被证实是他自己有主人啊

4273
02:49:21,240 --> 02:49:23,040
所以它既有主人

4274
02:49:23,040 --> 02:49:26,070
他就看哪个观众跟主播就是主人

4275
02:49:26,070 --> 02:49:27,480
跟什么都关系啊

4276
02:49:27,480 --> 02:49:28,400
你知道吗

4277
02:49:28,400 --> 02:49:31,160
属于是看山是山

4278
02:49:31,160 --> 02:49:32,360
看水是水的

4279
02:49:32,360 --> 02:49:33,620
欢迎猪猪来

4280
02:49:34,740 --> 02:49:36,530
什么珠宝啊

4281
02:49:36,530 --> 02:49:39,260
回来就听到纸飞机环节

4282
02:49:39,260 --> 02:49:41,560
你去哪了

4283
02:49:41,660 --> 02:49:43,780
主播和我一个男高四连

4284
02:49:43,780 --> 02:49:45,100
关键就是什么

4285
02:49:45,100 --> 02:49:49,000
你们要是说什么什么什么提督什么这个

4286
02:49:49,000 --> 02:49:50,380
然后总督线下

4287
02:49:50,380 --> 02:49:54,010
你们不觉得在国外的v才是最不可能线下的吗

4288
02:49:54,010 --> 02:49:55,480
啊为了你一个总督

4289
02:49:55,480 --> 02:49:57,460
我到手交完税8000块

4290
02:49:57,460 --> 02:50:00,100
我还得花18000买飞机票回来找你

4291
02:50:00,100 --> 02:50:02,280
隔离完14天之后我再去

4292
02:50:02,280 --> 02:50:03,660
我再去跟你连连

4293
02:50:03,660 --> 02:50:05,190
完了之后我再飞回来

4294
02:50:05,190 --> 02:50:06,420
我是不是有病啊

4295
02:50:06,420 --> 02:50:10,500
什么线下不线下的

4296
02:50:10,500 --> 02:50:11,970
结果我都觉得荒唐

4297
02:50:11,970 --> 02:50:13,260
你有病吧

4298
02:50:13,900 --> 02:50:19,520
这主播做对的都是没有香港中华菜呀

4299
02:50:21,740 --> 02:50:22,859
你来啦

4300
02:50:26,640 --> 02:50:28,040
珠宝咋了

4301
02:50:28,040 --> 02:50:32,590
细说珠宝抄主播的视频文案嗯

4302
02:50:32,590 --> 02:50:36,640
我从1998年就开始期待明天的联动回来

4303
02:50:36,640 --> 02:50:38,780
你就等沈逸上播吧

4304
02:50:38,780 --> 02:50:40,100
你都神一上播

4305
02:50:40,100 --> 02:50:41,300
我跟他联动一下吧

4306
02:50:41,300 --> 02:50:43,260
那都还行吧

4307
02:50:43,300 --> 02:50:44,820
主播还没唱歌呢

4308
02:50:44,820 --> 02:50:46,680
主播刚才跟大家杂谈呢

4309
02:50:46,680 --> 02:50:47,700
一句歌都没唱

4310
02:50:47,700 --> 02:50:50,570
你一听快乐星猫就觉得主播要唱歌是吧

4311
02:50:50,570 --> 02:50:52,490
你错过了很精彩的一段杂谈

4312
02:50:52,490 --> 02:50:54,590
你家妹子后悔终生了六周

4313
02:50:56,870 --> 02:50:58,490
直播和主播谈才开过

4314
02:50:58,490 --> 02:50:59,600
可不咋的

4315
02:50:59,600 --> 02:51:01,610
飞机票18000是啊

4316
02:51:01,610 --> 02:51:03,440
现在村里不要隔离了

4317
02:51:03,440 --> 02:51:04,400
主办你快回来

4318
02:51:04,400 --> 02:51:04,880
真的吗

4319
02:51:04,880 --> 02:51:06,080
那我夏天考虑一下

4320
02:51:06,080 --> 02:51:06,860
回来一下

4321
02:51:06,860 --> 02:51:07,960
嘿嘿嘿嘿

4322
02:51:07,960 --> 02:51:10,480
这主板是不是蹭过不止一次

4323
02:51:10,480 --> 02:51:12,010
我什么怎么说

4324
02:51:12,010 --> 02:51:15,620
他那个视频之前就是跟我吵架的时候

4325
02:51:15,620 --> 02:51:17,600
他的视频都没有一个自己原创的

4326
02:51:17,600 --> 02:51:18,860
什么火做什么

4327
02:51:18,860 --> 02:51:20,240
然后也不改标题

4328
02:51:20,240 --> 02:51:21,080
人家怎么做

4329
02:51:21,080 --> 02:51:21,800
他就怎么做

4330
02:51:21,800 --> 02:51:23,600
做完了之后之后就发

4331
02:51:24,620 --> 02:51:27,200
然后做了做了几百个蹭的

4332
02:51:27,200 --> 02:51:28,880
终于就是被他做火一个

4333
02:51:28,880 --> 02:51:32,300
然后一下子就有好多不知道啥人的人都在看他

4334
02:51:32,300 --> 02:51:35,280
就这样子的帅气爹爹

4335
02:51:35,280 --> 02:51:37,140
别这么叫我

4336
02:51:37,140 --> 02:51:39,090
别这么叫我

4337
02:51:39,090 --> 02:51:41,100
哎呦有多精彩

4338
02:51:41,100 --> 02:51:43,650
主播不是很精彩的吗

4339
02:51:43,650 --> 02:51:45,660
我骗他的

4340
02:51:45,660 --> 02:51:46,320
骗他的

4341
02:51:46,320 --> 02:51:47,100
帮我骗骗

4342
02:51:47,100 --> 02:51:50,820
刚刚人家运营就那么教他的

4343
02:51:50,820 --> 02:51:53,640
所以什么往沟里面运营是吧

4344
02:51:55,260 --> 02:51:57,540
怎么说呢

4345
02:51:58,340 --> 02:52:00,760
主播就不骂太难听的了

4346
02:52:00,760 --> 02:52:02,800
但是我觉得运营思路这个东西

4347
02:52:02,800 --> 02:52:05,280
还是尽量在保有路人缘

4348
02:52:05,280 --> 02:52:08,980
跟这个自己的身段和姿态的情况下

4349
02:52:08,980 --> 02:52:11,740
去寻求一些可发展的情况嘛

4350
02:52:11,740 --> 02:52:14,830
就不要做那种要钱不要脸的事情好不好啊

4351
02:52:14,830 --> 02:52:17,340
我觉得做人还是要脸的哦

4352
02:52:19,240 --> 02:52:20,880
报的节目是音声

4353
02:52:20,880 --> 02:52:22,800
然后这个音声很抽象

4354
02:52:22,800 --> 02:52:23,340
怎么样

4355
02:52:23,340 --> 02:52:25,000
虚拟主播的比赛

4356
02:52:25,000 --> 02:52:26,800
报了节目品音声是吧

4357
02:52:26,800 --> 02:52:28,120
评委一进去直播间

4358
02:52:28,120 --> 02:52:30,880
他在那什么比赛为什么能爆音声啊

4359
02:52:30,880 --> 02:52:32,460
这是什么性质的比赛啊

4360
02:52:32,460 --> 02:52:35,580
啊这什么比赛还能报音声啊

4361
02:52:35,580 --> 02:52:39,420
这女的直接搁那嗯

4362
02:52:39,420 --> 02:52:41,540
这什么比赛呀

4363
02:52:41,540 --> 02:52:45,680
我去你想要月圆保有路人缘

4364
02:52:45,680 --> 02:52:47,840
那怎么不能保有路人缘啊

4365
02:52:48,000 --> 02:52:49,730
是可以的

4366
02:52:49,730 --> 02:52:52,540
是可以的

4367
02:52:52,700 --> 02:52:57,200
你不天天整那些往那些下三路的谐音梗去嘲

4368
02:52:57,200 --> 02:53:01,070
不天天玩玩点那个似是而非的国籍

4369
02:53:01,070 --> 02:53:04,520
然后不天天整的那么那么出格的

4370
02:53:04,520 --> 02:53:06,770
然后少烧点热水

4371
02:53:06,770 --> 02:53:09,890
哎呀别每一个切片进去都是热水

4372
02:53:09,890 --> 02:53:13,430
然后要么就是135发个短视频啊

4373
02:53:13,430 --> 02:53:16,220
这个这个这个肯定结尾是爱心眼

4374
02:53:16,220 --> 02:53:16,880
吐舌头

4375
02:53:16,880 --> 02:53:19,040
再加上把自己的胸口露出来

4376
02:53:19,040 --> 02:53:22,520
四五那个26发点什么谐音的擦边的

4377
02:53:22,520 --> 02:53:23,120
你不这样

4378
02:53:23,120 --> 02:53:24,770
你肯定有路人缘啊

4379
02:53:24,770 --> 02:53:27,780
你这样你肯定就没有路人缘啊

4380
02:53:27,780 --> 02:53:28,980
发点别的呗

4381
02:53:28,980 --> 02:53:30,120
发点正常的呗

4382
02:53:32,880 --> 02:53:35,100
主播可以rap一下韩见吗

4383
02:53:35,100 --> 02:53:36,900
谁要锐评联保算了

4384
02:53:36,900 --> 02:53:37,740
他们都是棺材铺

4385
02:53:37,740 --> 02:53:38,760
我就不评了吧

4386
02:53:38,760 --> 02:53:40,590
怕把他们心给伤了

4387
02:53:40,590 --> 02:53:43,000
紧急把他直播间掐

4388
02:53:43,000 --> 02:53:44,740
嘿嘿不要脸

4389
02:53:44,740 --> 02:53:47,000
可以赚的更多

4390
02:53:47,000 --> 02:53:49,640
那怎么说呢

4391
02:53:49,640 --> 02:53:50,840
那怎么说呢

4392
02:53:50,840 --> 02:53:51,200
那

4393
02:53:53,780 --> 02:53:55,290
我觉得不是这样的

4394
02:53:55,290 --> 02:53:59,710
最赚钱的那一批肯定都还是要脸的嗯

4395
02:53:59,710 --> 02:54:01,600
新皮什么时候吐舌头

4396
02:54:01,600 --> 02:54:05,080
不想搞不想搞

4397
02:54:05,080 --> 02:54:10,180
你老婆可是有莲宝装扮的人

4398
02:54:10,180 --> 02:54:10,780
谢谢谢谢

4399
02:54:10,780 --> 02:54:11,440
好好好好

4400
02:54:11,440 --> 02:54:11,740
可可

4401
02:54:11,740 --> 02:54:14,240
可以可以可以可以可以可以可以可以可以可以

4402
02:54:14,240 --> 02:54:17,920
可以看到看到我都开心了

4403
02:54:17,920 --> 02:54:18,820
大聪明

4404
02:54:18,820 --> 02:54:23,980
他的每次从你那得看你安逸

4405
02:54:23,980 --> 02:54:25,300
忘了换号了

4406
02:54:25,300 --> 02:54:27,280
哪个是哪个是号啊

4407
02:54:27,280 --> 02:54:28,860
哪个是你的号啊

4408
02:54:29,560 --> 02:54:31,320
吐舌头太涩了

4409
02:54:31,320 --> 02:54:33,300
吐舌头本来也不是那个啊

4410
02:54:33,300 --> 02:54:37,030
而且我很不喜欢的一个就是有一个歌

4411
02:54:37,030 --> 02:54:42,070
什么什么什么那个就是你你你哎呀

4412
02:54:42,070 --> 02:54:42,970
那首歌叫什么

4413
02:54:42,970 --> 02:54:44,290
我忘记叫什么了

4414
02:54:44,290 --> 02:54:46,060
那个短视频啊

4415
02:54:46,060 --> 02:54:50,119
这是我能不能叫你叫你宝宝那个那个歌

4416
02:54:50,760 --> 02:54:52,400
然后叫完了之后

4417
02:54:52,400 --> 02:54:54,800
他就会就就说这可以的

4418
02:54:54,800 --> 02:54:59,320
然后后面就呃这个喜欢很酷

4419
02:54:59,320 --> 02:55:01,570
这些这些的那个那个那个英文歌

4420
02:55:01,570 --> 02:55:02,620
我不知道他叫什么

4421
02:55:02,620 --> 02:55:04,960
要不放出来给你们听了那个视频

4422
02:55:04,960 --> 02:55:07,080
为什么结尾的时候所有人都得

4423
02:55:09,300 --> 02:55:10,880
都得这样一下啊

4424
02:55:10,880 --> 02:55:11,720
不是不是

4425
02:55:11,720 --> 02:55:13,670
为什么非要爱心眼啊

4426
02:55:13,670 --> 02:55:16,070
这个视频我起码看了得有20个了

4427
02:55:17,870 --> 02:55:22,800
每一个人都是带一个那种怦然心动的滤镜

4428
02:55:22,800 --> 02:55:24,000
然后带个爱心眼

4429
02:55:24,000 --> 02:55:25,470
带个这个吐舌头

4430
02:55:25,470 --> 02:55:26,460
有什么色的

4431
02:55:26,460 --> 02:55:27,510
上什么色的

4432
02:55:27,510 --> 02:55:29,699
这不是一首色歌吧

4433
02:55:30,080 --> 02:55:31,400
这是为什么呀

4434
02:55:31,400 --> 02:55:33,320
为什么这个这个bgm后面拿着干

4435
02:55:33,320 --> 02:55:34,400
这个我不知道为什么

4436
02:55:34,400 --> 02:55:35,359
很奇怪啊

4437
02:55:35,920 --> 02:55:37,300
我说一下这首歌啊

4438
02:55:37,300 --> 02:55:38,740
你们你们看就知道了

4439
02:55:38,740 --> 02:55:40,340
我们你们听一下就知道了

4440
02:55:46,420 --> 02:55:48,420
给你们听一下这首歌就好了

4441
02:55:48,420 --> 02:55:49,500
这这这这首歌啊

4442
02:55:49,500 --> 02:55:52,660
你们听一下就知道了哦

4443
02:55:52,660 --> 02:55:54,360
我给你们现场演一下吧

4444
02:55:54,360 --> 02:55:55,560
给你们现场演一下

4445
02:55:55,560 --> 02:55:56,520
我随便抓一个啊

4446
02:55:56,520 --> 02:55:57,600
我随便抓一个

4447
02:55:57,600 --> 02:56:00,240
不是不是不是故意找人的

4448
02:56:00,240 --> 02:56:01,320
只是随便搜一下

4449
02:56:01,320 --> 02:56:06,310
就这个这个这

4450
02:56:06,310 --> 02:56:07,810
it's not okay

4451
02:56:07,810 --> 02:56:08,530
yeah

4452
02:56:08,530 --> 02:56:09,760
it's cool

4453
02:56:09,760 --> 02:56:11,700
i like this

4454
02:56:11,700 --> 02:56:13,320
it's not okay

4455
02:56:13,320 --> 02:56:15,090
it's cool

4456
02:56:15,090 --> 02:56:17,910
i like it cool

4457
02:56:19,160 --> 02:56:20,020
就这样子

4458
02:56:20,020 --> 02:56:20,500
你知道吧

4459
02:56:20,500 --> 02:56:21,040
就这样子

4460
02:56:21,040 --> 02:56:21,700
就这样子

4461
02:56:21,700 --> 02:56:23,260
你们你们你们看懂了没

4462
02:56:23,260 --> 02:56:26,260
就一定一定所有的视频都是这样的

4463
02:56:26,260 --> 02:56:27,160
都都是这样的

4464
02:56:27,160 --> 02:56:27,580
都这样

4465
02:56:27,580 --> 02:56:29,330
我不是说某一个人啊

4466
02:56:29,330 --> 02:56:32,000
而是这个视频所有的人都是这么做的

4467
02:56:32,000 --> 02:56:36,360
为什么为什么为什么为什么

4468
02:56:36,360 --> 02:56:39,240
而且有很多很多我刚才搜这个关键词

4469
02:56:39,240 --> 02:56:42,360
有有什么有有有28页的视频啊

4470
02:56:42,360 --> 02:56:42,960
好吧

4471
02:56:42,960 --> 02:56:43,680
为什么

4472
02:56:43,680 --> 02:56:44,460
为什么

4473
02:56:45,480 --> 02:56:48,380
这又不是什么很色情的歌啊

4474
02:56:48,380 --> 02:56:50,720
然后他就他就这样子

4475
02:56:50,720 --> 02:56:51,740
你听一下

4476
02:56:51,740 --> 02:56:53,840
你听一下这个b站就知道了

4477
02:56:54,240 --> 02:56:57,780
哎呀我就我不能挂别的v的大头出来是吧

4478
02:56:57,780 --> 02:56:59,400
什么都是你们乐府的府

4479
02:56:59,400 --> 02:57:00,240
孝子滚

4480
02:57:00,240 --> 02:57:01,560
服教子滚

4481
02:57:02,420 --> 02:57:04,690
你爹都得敬称我一句什么

4482
02:57:04,690 --> 02:57:08,020
这个这个比较厉害的个人个人是运营

4483
02:57:09,040 --> 02:57:10,019
不叫这鬼

4484
02:57:11,760 --> 02:57:13,160
抛开事实不谈

4485
02:57:13,160 --> 02:57:14,840
主播为什么每一个都点进去看

4486
02:57:14,840 --> 02:57:16,670
因为我挺喜欢这首歌的

4487
02:57:16,670 --> 02:57:18,320
我每一个都点进去看了

4488
02:57:18,320 --> 02:57:20,500
我就发现每一个都是这样的呃

4489
02:57:21,260 --> 02:57:24,359
爬下子发了这个主播爬

4490
02:57:26,460 --> 02:57:28,760
怎么还有抛开事实不谈的人啊

4491
02:57:28,760 --> 02:57:33,510
怎么还有受不了新服好好看啊

4492
02:57:33,510 --> 02:57:34,720
另外的片

4493
02:57:34,720 --> 02:57:37,720
我们看书不是为了主播吗

4494
02:57:37,720 --> 02:57:38,980
你真被他们骗了

4495
02:57:38,980 --> 02:57:40,360
谁看不是为了我呀

4496
02:57:40,360 --> 02:57:43,000
我从重要只能换人

4497
02:57:43,000 --> 02:57:48,780
想听你昨天晚上已经被沈老师的谈吐所折服了

4498
02:57:48,780 --> 02:57:51,080
审批审批你的小团体

4499
02:57:51,080 --> 02:57:52,340
你在小团体里干什么

4500
02:57:52,340 --> 02:57:53,420
你在你在哪里

4501
02:57:53,420 --> 02:57:55,720
谈吐的是什么东西啊啊

4502
02:57:57,680 --> 02:58:00,100
不可以不要在主播的什么呀

4503
02:58:00,100 --> 02:58:02,940
不要不要在主播的这个直播间里

4504
02:58:02,940 --> 02:58:04,440
发展自己的小团体

4505
02:58:04,440 --> 02:58:06,000
怎么快被你架空了

4506
02:58:06,000 --> 02:58:08,300
卧槽主播当场毕业

4507
02:58:08,300 --> 02:58:10,460
神秘就能继承80%的黑人

4508
02:58:10,460 --> 02:58:11,780
直接拿v出道了

4509
02:58:11,780 --> 02:58:13,070
你好狠啊

4510
02:58:13,070 --> 02:58:14,940
哎呦27

4511
02:58:14,940 --> 02:58:17,460
你给主播送走了都快

4512
02:58:17,460 --> 02:58:19,140
主播也来讨论讨论

4513
02:58:19,140 --> 02:58:20,520
首先昨晚我睡觉

4514
02:58:20,520 --> 02:58:21,300
我也睡觉

4515
02:58:21,300 --> 02:58:27,420
然后呢梦13次白金的黑洞是老马昭君的灵魂

4516
02:58:27,420 --> 02:58:30,340
在天地房东可曾练习

4517
02:58:32,120 --> 02:58:34,600
什么你没有看人了行了

4518
02:58:34,600 --> 02:58:38,630
太搞大变幻里寻影踪

4519
02:58:38,630 --> 02:58:42,960
惊涛巨浪化为当天挺美的

4520
02:58:42,960 --> 02:58:44,460
晴空万里

4521
02:58:44,460 --> 02:58:46,500
你们你们别讨论了

4522
02:58:46,500 --> 02:58:51,300
你们搞得主播主播知道昨天主播做的什么梦啊

4523
02:58:51,580 --> 02:58:54,300
元宝我们小团体是舰长群啊

4524
02:58:54,300 --> 02:58:55,380
没有别的了

4525
02:58:55,380 --> 02:58:57,660
我跟你说昨天直播做了什么梦啊

4526
02:58:57,660 --> 02:58:58,820
我真的服

4527
02:58:58,820 --> 02:59:02,580
我梦到我回高中校园里面了

4528
02:59:02,580 --> 02:59:04,470
然后当时不是有什么嘛

4529
02:59:04,470 --> 02:59:09,720
不是有那个什么有那个有那个选学校的宣讲吗

4530
02:59:09,720 --> 02:59:13,880
我梦到乐府来我们学校线下宣讲啊

4531
02:59:13,880 --> 02:59:15,860
顶着他那个光光头

4532
02:59:15,860 --> 02:59:19,000
锃亮的那个光头来我们学校线下宣讲

4533
02:59:19,000 --> 02:59:21,580
他把他的u盘插到电脑上

4534
02:59:21,580 --> 02:59:23,010
就是什么

4535
02:59:23,010 --> 02:59:28,060
论当今时代元宇宙与vr发展的相关可行必要性

4536
02:59:28,060 --> 02:59:29,050
之后

4537
02:59:29,050 --> 02:59:29,680
他什么

4538
02:59:29,680 --> 02:59:31,480
他在班级里面找人互动

4539
02:59:31,480 --> 02:59:34,240
一眼就盯上了我啊

4540
02:59:34,240 --> 02:59:35,620
哥们抓着我的手

4541
02:59:35,620 --> 02:59:36,840
拉我上讲台

4542
02:59:36,840 --> 02:59:39,939
说我是天选vip

4543
02:59:39,939 --> 02:59:41,739
我吓得赶快跑路了

4544
02:59:41,739 --> 02:59:42,549
你知道吗

4545
02:59:42,549 --> 02:59:45,939
后面这个被邀请来做做讲解的嘉宾

4546
02:59:45,939 --> 02:59:48,260
得在那个班级最后面坐着

4547
02:59:48,260 --> 02:59:50,540
我当时的座位就比较偏

4548
02:59:50,540 --> 02:59:52,280
后面我就看到乐府

4549
02:59:52,280 --> 02:59:54,340
他就在这边一直盯着我

4550
02:59:54,340 --> 02:59:57,590
你们你们别在我直播间再提他了

4551
02:59:57,590 --> 02:59:59,390
我真的受不了了

4552
02:59:59,390 --> 03:00:00,560
我快疯了

4553
03:00:00,560 --> 03:00:03,020
怎么做梦都什么当光头了

4554
03:00:03,020 --> 03:00:04,619
受不了了

4555
03:00:04,619 --> 03:00:06,059
受不了

4556
03:00:07,259 --> 03:00:08,339
开始选虚拟了

4557
03:00:08,339 --> 03:00:09,299
我怎么又做梦

4558
03:00:09,299 --> 03:00:11,199
我怎么不知道啊

4559
03:00:13,080 --> 03:00:14,420
沈老师是好人

4560
03:00:14,420 --> 03:00:15,480
很正经

4561
03:00:15,480 --> 03:00:17,040
始终不一样

4562
03:00:17,040 --> 03:00:18,180
我心衰

4563
03:00:18,180 --> 03:00:24,400
只手轻轻就杀死女生啊

4564
03:00:24,400 --> 03:00:26,140
too low

4565
03:00:27,820 --> 03:00:29,640
受不了了

4566
03:00:29,640 --> 03:00:31,920
谢谢笑死个小花

4567
03:00:31,920 --> 03:00:32,760
感谢支持啊

4568
03:00:32,760 --> 03:00:33,960
你就是做v的料

4569
03:00:33,960 --> 03:00:34,740
莫得辅攻

4570
03:00:34,740 --> 03:00:37,380
还不是你天天在我这讨论来讨论去的

4571
03:00:38,080 --> 03:00:40,080
下次你们再这样讨论

4572
03:00:40,080 --> 03:00:41,920
主播要把你们ban掉了

4573
03:00:41,920 --> 03:00:44,140
记得没主播有半人了

4574
03:00:45,700 --> 03:00:47,230
只想见

4575
03:00:47,230 --> 03:00:50,119
某次看到

4576
03:00:52,279 --> 03:00:58,420
猫猫猫咪在受不了做的梦都这么有节目效果

4577
03:00:58,420 --> 03:00:59,500
真的哎呦

4578
03:00:59,500 --> 03:01:00,740
我的天

4579
03:01:00,740 --> 03:01:03,560
青海天气彩云霄呀

4580
03:01:03,560 --> 03:01:05,000
看破万象

4581
03:01:05,000 --> 03:01:07,750
霜天天道不言中

4582
03:01:07,750 --> 03:01:10,840
关于对面人间再多多

4583
03:01:10,840 --> 03:01:12,860
一是你自己被否折服了

4584
03:01:12,860 --> 03:01:13,340
对不起

4585
03:01:13,340 --> 03:01:15,470
我没有看过任何一场服的直播

4586
03:01:15,470 --> 03:01:16,760
没有看过

4587
03:01:16,760 --> 03:01:20,750
不就是大家的责任

4588
03:01:20,750 --> 03:01:25,300
我的生活转瞬间哎呀

4589
03:01:25,300 --> 03:01:27,700
见到主播自己去找辅连麦

4590
03:01:27,700 --> 03:01:31,030
你没见到观众把主播抬过去

4591
03:01:31,030 --> 03:01:32,290
抬到什么

4592
03:01:32,290 --> 03:01:34,930
我看我感觉你们快把我五花大绑

4593
03:01:34,930 --> 03:01:36,910
绑到那个蒙哥门口啊

4594
03:01:36,910 --> 03:01:40,580
然后压着我给他那个合同上面按手印

4595
03:01:42,860 --> 03:01:46,000
大白兔快红色牌子再播2年吧

4596
03:01:46,000 --> 03:01:47,359
再播2年他就红了

4597
03:01:47,700 --> 03:01:49,860
他现在还差多少

4598
03:01:49,860 --> 03:01:51,630
还差六位数呢

4599
03:01:51,630 --> 03:01:52,620
再播2年吧

4600
03:01:53,840 --> 03:01:57,380
i like you feel

4601
03:01:57,380 --> 03:01:58,160
so baby

4602
03:01:58,160 --> 03:01:59,940
why don't you come around

4603
03:01:59,940 --> 03:02:01,470
it's getting really

4604
03:02:01,470 --> 03:02:03,960
make a wa slave to count

4605
03:02:11,570 --> 03:02:13,800
快要下播了

4606
03:02:13,800 --> 03:02:14,880
温柔点

4607
03:02:16,980 --> 03:02:18,140
行可以

4608
03:02:18,140 --> 03:02:19,580
这把二讨论一下

4609
03:02:19,580 --> 03:02:20,930
肯定吃了呀

4610
03:02:20,930 --> 03:02:23,780
好好谢谢

4611
03:02:24,060 --> 03:02:25,280
戒烟传媒

4612
03:02:25,280 --> 03:02:26,000
不杀文

4613
03:02:26,000 --> 03:02:26,300
歌

4614
03:02:26,300 --> 03:02:29,270
文化行行行

4615
03:02:29,270 --> 03:02:32,240
这下搏杀了主播1~3个小时

4616
03:02:32,240 --> 03:02:34,100
浑身的力气就九霄云外

4617
03:02:34,100 --> 03:02:35,720
一下就飞走了

4618
03:02:35,720 --> 03:02:36,440
对了

4619
03:02:36,440 --> 03:02:37,760
大家记得投票啊

4620
03:02:37,760 --> 03:02:39,620
你们记得给我投票

4621
03:02:39,620 --> 03:02:41,540
记得记得那个什么

4622
03:02:41,540 --> 03:02:43,700
记得给那个恐怖游戏投票哦

4623
03:02:45,800 --> 03:02:46,980
记得投票呢

4624
03:02:53,500 --> 03:02:55,460
还在加班呢

4625
03:02:55,460 --> 03:02:57,140
主播肥猫肥猫

4626
03:02:57,140 --> 03:02:58,280
下播前能唱

4627
03:02:58,280 --> 03:03:01,220
清明月可以没问题

4628
03:03:01,220 --> 03:03:02,480
在动态里面

4629
03:03:02,480 --> 03:03:03,980
主播这歌是立体的

4630
03:03:03,980 --> 03:03:05,060
耳朵怀了

4631
03:03:05,060 --> 03:03:06,840
我也喜欢这个呀

4632
03:03:06,840 --> 03:03:08,700
不是喜欢叫碎放爷爷

4633
03:03:08,700 --> 03:03:10,710
人欠主播100分钟

4634
03:03:10,710 --> 03:03:11,660
嘿嘿嘿嘿

4635
03:03:11,660 --> 03:03:16,300
这一把又不都是你家的安装的酷酷狗

4636
03:03:16,300 --> 03:03:19,900
我那两个b游戏哪个算恐怖游戏

4637
03:03:19,900 --> 03:03:22,960
嗯嗯都算的都算的

4638
03:03:22,960 --> 03:03:23,950
怎么这么说

4639
03:03:23,950 --> 03:03:29,380
我呢都算的啊

4640
03:03:49,200 --> 03:03:53,240
怎么就俩就这俩就这俩就是主播精挑细选的

4641
03:03:53,240 --> 03:03:55,490
不会哭的游戏诶

4642
03:03:55,490 --> 03:03:58,250
查尔斯小火车可以玩了吗

4643
03:03:58,250 --> 03:03:59,610
我有兴趣

4644
03:03:59,610 --> 03:04:01,680
那个感觉还挺好玩的

4645
03:04:01,680 --> 03:04:03,120
能不能打个mod

4646
03:04:03,120 --> 03:04:07,720
就是把那个火车头改成零零哈哈

4647
03:04:07,720 --> 03:04:09,430
改成改成美颜美啊

4648
03:04:09,430 --> 03:04:11,160
改成美颜美啊

4649
03:04:11,160 --> 03:04:12,780
等他扑过来的时候

4650
03:04:12,780 --> 03:04:14,010
就阿里嘎多

4651
03:04:14,010 --> 03:04:14,700
谢谢爹

4652
03:04:14,700 --> 03:04:16,500
谢谢爹的舰长总督提督

4653
03:04:16,500 --> 03:04:17,939
谢谢爹的盒子

4654
03:04:17,939 --> 03:04:18,479
谢谢嘟嘟

4655
03:04:18,479 --> 03:04:19,559
谢谢水晶小姐姐

4656
03:04:19,559 --> 03:04:20,849
次元之城小电视

4657
03:04:20,849 --> 03:04:22,220
谢谢谢谢

4658
03:04:22,220 --> 03:04:22,760
好多

4659
03:04:22,760 --> 03:04:23,720
你感谢的是

4660
03:04:24,920 --> 03:04:28,360
可不可以可不可以改成这种就大喊大叫的

4661
03:04:28,360 --> 03:04:30,400
把他的脸改成肥猫的大脸

4662
03:04:30,400 --> 03:04:31,060
可以吗

4663
03:04:31,060 --> 03:04:31,900
可以吗

4664
03:04:31,900 --> 03:04:34,410
嗯查尔斯小火车不错

4665
03:04:34,410 --> 03:04:36,500
看起来是挺有意思的游戏

4666
03:04:36,500 --> 03:04:37,940
左顾右盼

4667
03:04:37,940 --> 03:04:42,250
不自然的暗自喜欢偷偷搭讪

4668
03:04:42,250 --> 03:04:45,280
总没完地坐立难安

4669
03:04:45,280 --> 03:04:47,440
试探说晚安

4670
03:04:47,440 --> 03:04:49,300
多空泛又

4671
03:04:52,560 --> 03:04:58,410
当你能对你的偏爱太过于明目张胆

4672
03:04:58,410 --> 03:05:00,900
在原地打转的小丑

4673
03:05:00,900 --> 03:05:02,770
像心不断

4674
03:05:02,770 --> 03:05:04,930
虹口留遗憾

4675
03:05:04,930 --> 03:05:06,340
多难堪

4676
03:05:06,340 --> 03:05:10,140
又为难释然

4677
03:05:10,140 --> 03:05:12,330
灿烂尽欢

4678
03:05:12,330 --> 03:05:14,710
时间风干后

4679
03:05:14,710 --> 03:05:17,900
你我再无关

4680
03:05:17,900 --> 03:05:20,180
没答案怎么办

4681
03:05:20,180 --> 03:05:25,619
看不惯我自我欺瞒

4682
03:05:25,780 --> 03:05:28,200
纵容着喜欢的

4683
03:05:28,200 --> 03:05:29,280
讨厌的

4684
03:05:29,280 --> 03:05:30,360
宠溺的

4685
03:05:30,360 --> 03:05:34,500
厌倦的一个个慢慢黯淡

4686
03:05:34,500 --> 03:05:36,960
纵容着任性的

4687
03:05:36,960 --> 03:05:38,010
随意的

4688
03:05:38,010 --> 03:05:39,120
放肆的

4689
03:05:39,120 --> 03:05:43,060
轻易的将所有欢脱倾翻

4690
03:05:43,060 --> 03:05:45,700
不应该太心软

4691
03:05:45,700 --> 03:05:46,750
不大胆

4692
03:05:46,750 --> 03:05:47,800
太死板

4693
03:05:47,800 --> 03:05:48,910
不果断

4694
03:05:48,910 --> 03:05:51,780
玩弄着肆无忌惮

4695
03:05:51,780 --> 03:05:54,360
不应该舍弃了

4696
03:05:54,360 --> 03:05:55,500
死心了

4697
03:05:55,500 --> 03:05:56,550
放手了

4698
03:05:56,550 --> 03:05:59,060
困难无可奈何

4699
03:05:59,060 --> 03:06:00,080
不耐烦

4700
03:06:01,280 --> 03:06:06,220
不散天和千秋

4701
03:06:06,220 --> 03:06:10,720
太原我的心贴了你的光

4702
03:06:10,720 --> 03:06:12,640
是明是暗

4703
03:06:12,640 --> 03:06:15,130
笑自己情绪太泛滥

4704
03:06:15,130 --> 03:06:19,060
形只影单自嘲成习惯

4705
03:06:19,060 --> 03:06:23,400
多敏肝又难缠

4706
03:06:23,570 --> 03:06:25,660
低头呢喃

4707
03:06:25,660 --> 03:06:28,900
对你的偏爱太过于明目

4708
03:06:28,900 --> 03:06:32,490
张胆在原地打转的小丑

4709
03:06:32,490 --> 03:06:34,360
伤心不断

4710
03:06:34,360 --> 03:06:36,550
瞳孔留遗憾

4711
03:06:36,550 --> 03:06:41,770
多难堪又为难释然

4712
03:06:41,770 --> 03:06:43,930
慵懒尽欢

4713
03:06:43,930 --> 03:06:46,360
时间风干后

4714
03:06:46,360 --> 03:06:48,700
你我再无关

4715
03:06:49,460 --> 03:06:51,790
没答案怎么办

4716
03:06:51,790 --> 03:06:56,440
看不惯我自我欺瞒

4717
03:06:57,560 --> 03:06:59,860
纵容着喜欢的

4718
03:06:59,860 --> 03:07:00,970
讨厌的

4719
03:07:00,970 --> 03:07:02,050
宠溺的

4720
03:07:02,050 --> 03:07:05,980
厌倦的一个个慢慢黯淡

4721
03:07:06,680 --> 03:07:08,740
嗓子哑了

4722
03:07:08,740 --> 03:07:11,440
还白色的

4723
03:07:11,440 --> 03:07:14,620
当所有欢脱倾翻

4724
03:07:14,620 --> 03:07:17,320
不应该太心软

4725
03:07:17,320 --> 03:07:18,370
不大胆

4726
03:07:18,370 --> 03:07:19,450
太死板

4727
03:07:19,450 --> 03:07:20,590
不果断

4728
03:07:20,590 --> 03:07:23,520
玩弄正肆无忌惮

4729
03:07:23,520 --> 03:07:26,040
不应该舍弃了

4730
03:07:26,040 --> 03:07:27,120
死心了

4731
03:07:27,120 --> 03:07:28,230
放手了

4732
03:07:28,230 --> 03:07:30,720
断念无可奈何

4733
03:07:30,720 --> 03:07:33,220
不耐烦

4734
03:07:33,220 --> 03:07:39,620
我还挺喜欢这首歌对

4735
03:07:39,620 --> 03:07:41,840
但是我有点唱不出来这个感觉

4736
03:07:41,840 --> 03:07:44,060
但是我确实挺喜欢小白

4737
03:07:49,800 --> 03:07:52,190
原由着你躲闪

4738
03:07:52,190 --> 03:07:54,380
我追赶你走散

4739
03:07:54,380 --> 03:07:58,630
我呼喊是谁在泛泛而谈

4740
03:07:58,630 --> 03:08:00,970
任由着你来了

4741
03:08:00,970 --> 03:08:02,050
你笑了

4742
03:08:02,050 --> 03:08:03,070
你走了

4743
03:08:03,070 --> 03:08:10,780
不看我与理所当然分摊不明白残存的没用的

4744
03:08:10,780 --> 03:08:11,830
多余的

4745
03:08:11,830 --> 03:08:15,840
不必的破烂也在手紧攥

4746
03:08:15,840 --> 03:08:19,410
不明白谁可怜谁无端

4747
03:08:19,410 --> 03:08:20,490
谁孤单

4748
03:08:20,490 --> 03:08:23,160
谁真的不是不是

4749
03:08:23,160 --> 03:08:30,000
所以我看不用习惯我讨厌的宠溺的厌倦

4750
03:08:30,000 --> 03:08:32,820
一颗颗慢慢黯淡

4751
03:08:34,740 --> 03:08:37,950
任性随意的放肆的

4752
03:08:37,950 --> 03:08:41,940
轻易的将所有欢脱倾翻

4753
03:08:41,940 --> 03:08:44,600
不应该贪心软

4754
03:08:44,600 --> 03:08:45,650
不大胆

4755
03:08:45,650 --> 03:08:46,730
太死板

4756
03:08:46,730 --> 03:08:47,840
不果断

4757
03:08:47,840 --> 03:08:50,720
玩弄着肆无忌惮

4758
03:08:50,720 --> 03:08:53,300
爱舍弃了

4759
03:08:53,300 --> 03:08:54,380
死心了

4760
03:08:54,380 --> 03:08:55,400
放手了

4761
03:08:55,400 --> 03:08:56,500
断念了

4762
03:08:56,500 --> 03:08:57,910
无可奈何

4763
03:08:57,910 --> 03:09:02,020
不耐烦

4764
03:09:03,720 --> 03:09:05,960
谁要听寄明月啊

4765
03:09:05,960 --> 03:09:08,120
是谁要听寄明月

4766
03:09:08,120 --> 03:09:10,790
你看小米为什么卡呀

4767
03:09:10,790 --> 03:09:13,140
小米谁要听寄明月的

4768
03:09:16,320 --> 03:09:17,920
近流日

4769
03:09:18,300 --> 03:09:21,720
你要听电棍的还是正常版的呀

4770
03:09:21,720 --> 03:09:22,920
刚才是谁点的

4771
03:09:22,920 --> 03:09:24,390
寄明月突然说话

4772
03:09:24,390 --> 03:09:27,000
我你要听什么版本的

4773
03:09:27,000 --> 03:09:28,160
突然说话

4774
03:09:31,400 --> 03:09:34,180
我说的谢谢文奎的小花

4775
03:09:34,180 --> 03:09:36,380
你要听什么版本的

4776
03:09:39,340 --> 03:09:41,520
必须得是电棍版啊

4777
03:09:41,520 --> 03:09:43,680
为什么不是还在减版本

4778
03:09:43,680 --> 03:09:46,440
欢迎这是为什么不是还在减版本呢

4779
03:09:46,440 --> 03:09:47,099
哎呀

4780
03:09:50,300 --> 03:09:54,310
要不谁也别看了

4781
03:09:54,310 --> 03:09:56,080
谁也谁别看了

4782
03:09:56,080 --> 03:09:57,640
主播不会吹唢呐

4783
03:09:57,640 --> 03:10:03,940
得得得得得得得得得得得得得得得得

4784
03:10:08,220 --> 03:10:12,300
嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟是吧

4785
03:10:12,300 --> 03:10:15,120
我一直在好好打

4786
03:10:15,120 --> 03:10:18,150
你觉得我那波在干嘛

4787
03:10:18,150 --> 03:10:22,040
准备火枪靠近你吗

4788
03:10:22,040 --> 03:10:23,360
他是我爹

4789
03:10:23,360 --> 03:10:27,480
你不许说他虚空卡比兽

4790
03:10:27,480 --> 03:10:31,780
你的手白银黄金都是低分狗

4791
03:10:31,780 --> 03:10:33,910
在这平台看

4792
03:10:33,910 --> 03:10:35,740
我都限购

4793
03:10:35,740 --> 03:10:38,740
都嘟嘟嘟给你妈送走

4794
03:10:38,740 --> 03:10:45,020
打野刷比三狼哈比下缺营

4795
03:10:45,020 --> 03:10:46,610
杨道理

4796
03:10:46,610 --> 03:10:52,380
摆台面上拿着就害怕

4797
03:10:52,380 --> 03:10:57,180
你就是猪鼻打野赵信低分狗

4798
03:10:57,180 --> 03:10:58,920
越说越清醒

4799
03:10:58,920 --> 03:11:03,180
你就是奥利安菲尔林生态

4800
03:11:03,180 --> 03:11:04,080
更别抗拒

4801
03:11:04,080 --> 03:11:07,560
不回答出兵低分够高兴

4802
03:11:07,560 --> 03:11:10,920
致你和前大野猪比操作

4803
03:11:10,920 --> 03:11:12,720
在这找你妈

4804
03:11:12,720 --> 03:11:16,290
虚空卡比兽是铸币吧

4805
03:11:16,290 --> 03:11:18,360
大爷的座位预约送走

4806
03:11:18,360 --> 03:11:19,880
立马

4807
03:11:30,700 --> 03:11:31,840
可以了可以了

4808
03:11:31,840 --> 03:11:38,280
下播下播下播下播下播到点了下播了

4809
03:11:38,280 --> 03:11:40,000
大家好嘞

4810
03:11:41,040 --> 03:11:44,840
什么这个别人欠主播半个小时

4811
03:11:44,840 --> 03:11:46,970
电棍都变成maya的逗猫棒

4812
03:11:46,970 --> 03:11:49,199
我还挺有攻击性的哈

4813
03:11:50,720 --> 03:11:53,880
我是一只猫

4814
03:11:54,840 --> 03:11:58,500
说起来五常给主播开了个十连的盒子

4815
03:11:58,500 --> 03:12:01,920
为什么为什么为什么宁愿给主播开盒子

4816
03:12:01,920 --> 03:12:03,720
也不给主播上舰啊

4817
03:12:03,720 --> 03:12:05,130
这些小小开关

4818
03:12:05,130 --> 03:12:09,150
然后群星还有五成都是为啥咋回事啊

4819
03:12:09,150 --> 03:12:10,890
上面不是写了欠债18分钟吗

4820
03:12:10,890 --> 03:12:13,890
这手动更新的18分钟之前就18分钟

4821
03:12:14,680 --> 03:12:16,120
这是手工的

4822
03:12:16,120 --> 03:12:17,020
你给我回来前

4823
03:12:17,020 --> 03:12:18,100
你发金条了

4824
03:12:18,100 --> 03:12:19,470
那我再播一会吧

4825
03:12:19,470 --> 03:12:21,090
因为是小号呢

4826
03:12:21,090 --> 03:12:22,170
肯定白搭雷

4827
03:12:22,170 --> 03:12:23,970
来主播查查你的成分啊

4828
03:12:23,970 --> 03:12:26,400
让主播来猜一猜这是谁呀

4829
03:12:26,400 --> 03:12:28,920
看看肯定啊

4830
03:12:28,920 --> 03:12:30,279
肯定会打雷

4831
03:12:32,780 --> 03:12:35,020
好好好警惕的人啊

4832
03:12:35,020 --> 03:12:35,920
好警惕的人啊

4833
03:12:35,920 --> 03:12:36,460
不给看

4834
03:12:36,460 --> 03:12:39,380
关注动态也没东西

4835
03:12:39,380 --> 03:12:40,820
收藏也没有

4836
03:12:40,820 --> 03:12:42,260
投稿也没有

4837
03:12:42,260 --> 03:12:43,580
什么都没有

4838
03:12:44,580 --> 03:12:48,160
哎呦怎么回事呢

4839
03:12:48,160 --> 03:12:50,260
这都看不出来啊

4840
03:12:50,260 --> 03:12:51,400
怎么办呢

4841
03:12:51,400 --> 03:12:54,620
哎呦看看ip属地吧

4842
03:12:54,620 --> 03:12:56,360
大家看看ip属地吧

4843
03:12:57,590 --> 03:12:59,480
怎么什么都没有啊

4844
03:12:59,480 --> 03:13:01,619
再播一会再播一会儿

4845
03:13:02,020 --> 03:13:02,840
哼

4846
03:13:07,000 --> 03:13:08,880
我看的v是这样的

4847
03:13:08,880 --> 03:13:09,900
防御力比较高

4848
03:13:09,900 --> 03:13:11,550
你怎么什么都没有啊

4849
03:13:15,620 --> 03:13:20,110
我看看让我来看看ip锁定美国

4850
03:13:20,110 --> 03:13:25,340
我去我去我去美国

4851
03:13:25,800 --> 03:13:28,110
我要去美国啦

4852
03:13:28,110 --> 03:13:29,640
管我屁事

4853
03:13:29,640 --> 03:13:31,920
你知不知道这个你知道这个哈哈哈

4854
03:13:32,500 --> 03:13:34,340
那你知不知道这个

4855
03:13:36,080 --> 03:13:42,240
你就是猪鼻打野赵信主打一个高仿

4856
03:13:42,240 --> 03:13:45,900
你们看v的也太可怕了吧

4857
03:13:45,900 --> 03:13:48,719
耶哈哈哈哈

4858
03:13:48,719 --> 03:13:50,279
好高的防御力啊

4859
03:13:50,279 --> 03:13:51,419
查查弹幕是吧

4860
03:13:51,419 --> 03:13:53,279
你们你们这是这是什么梗啊

4861
03:13:53,279 --> 03:13:54,629
就这个再见

4862
03:13:54,629 --> 03:13:56,710
我要去美国啦

4863
03:13:56,710 --> 03:13:58,210
关我屁事

4864
03:13:58,210 --> 03:13:59,890
这是什么梗啊

4865
03:13:59,890 --> 03:14:00,730
好奇怪

4866
03:14:00,730 --> 03:14:02,230
主播还有不知道的梗

4867
03:14:05,240 --> 03:14:09,300
喵喵听个爱演绎吧

4868
03:14:09,300 --> 03:14:10,410
既然是加播

4869
03:14:10,410 --> 03:14:14,220
听点充满感谢的歌曲是吧

4870
03:14:16,100 --> 03:14:18,380
这是什么梗啊

4871
03:14:18,380 --> 03:14:19,460
不知道不知道

4872
03:14:19,460 --> 03:14:21,950
这是一个短视频经常用的配乐

4873
03:14:21,950 --> 03:14:23,680
我要去美国啦

4874
03:14:23,680 --> 03:14:24,940
关我屁事

4875
03:14:24,940 --> 03:14:26,460
就这个哈哈哈哈

4876
03:14:26,460 --> 03:14:28,740
不知道笑点在哪里啊

4877
03:14:28,740 --> 03:14:29,880
我很奇怪

4878
03:14:29,880 --> 03:14:32,220
但舰长见到

4879
03:14:33,100 --> 03:14:35,940
花式内存明天不一样的

4880
03:14:35,940 --> 03:14:39,740
卡纳吉米克的天地太阳

4881
03:14:43,320 --> 03:14:46,980
她不会玩她的她

4882
03:14:46,980 --> 03:14:49,710
她不敢的心情也好

4883
03:14:49,710 --> 03:14:50,940
谈恋

4884
03:15:07,120 --> 03:15:09,820
本可一直在潮流前线死贵人

4885
03:15:09,820 --> 03:15:13,480
不晓得很正常惹哈哈

4886
03:15:13,480 --> 03:15:16,870
妈的怎么1年过去你让人做成本可热

4887
03:15:16,870 --> 03:15:18,340
好崩溃谁

4888
03:15:18,340 --> 03:15:19,700
我就想数

4889
03:15:22,320 --> 03:15:25,110
你怎么感觉这叫本可人

4890
03:15:25,110 --> 03:15:27,660
受不了了热

4891
03:15:38,860 --> 03:15:45,940
阿里卡特卡里的特

4892
03:15:49,240 --> 03:15:51,840
什么时候能把这个学会呀

4893
03:15:51,840 --> 03:15:56,780
这个歌词好难啊

4894
03:15:57,180 --> 03:16:02,120
当你看到我自己的路踏过去

4895
03:16:02,120 --> 03:16:05,730
你那边没人喜欢爱言叶三

4896
03:16:05,730 --> 03:16:09,660
对这个没有人喜欢暗言叶三的世界充满了失望

4897
03:16:09,660 --> 03:16:11,340
哈哈对

4898
03:16:11,340 --> 03:16:15,030
真的没有人喜欢爱言叶的世界充满了失望

4899
03:16:15,030 --> 03:16:16,200
欢迎猪猪

4900
03:16:16,200 --> 03:16:18,000
欢迎豆豆

4901
03:16:18,160 --> 03:16:20,280
我要去美国了

4902
03:16:20,280 --> 03:16:21,300
是年轻人的梗

4903
03:16:21,300 --> 03:16:22,480
主播不懂很正常

4904
03:16:22,480 --> 03:16:23,140
你等着我

4905
03:16:23,140 --> 03:16:24,820
今天一定要把这个梗弄明白

4906
03:16:26,380 --> 03:16:30,459
主播最忌讳的就是别人说老三不是很简单嘛

4907
03:16:30,459 --> 03:16:32,440
你都会上来唱语音

4908
03:16:32,440 --> 03:16:33,880
连麦给你开上来唱

4909
03:16:33,880 --> 03:16:35,620
来来来来给你开开了

4910
03:16:35,620 --> 03:16:37,960
上来唱吧

4911
03:16:38,060 --> 03:16:40,300
这个调是不难啊

4912
03:16:40,300 --> 03:16:42,220
但是就是主要是那什么

4913
03:16:42,220 --> 03:16:43,540
主要是歌词

4914
03:16:43,540 --> 03:16:48,700
歌词我不会歌词我不会三式调是不难啊

4915
03:16:48,700 --> 03:16:54,520
但歌词歌词我不会pk可爱

4916
03:16:54,520 --> 03:16:56,300
一起陪

4917
03:17:05,900 --> 03:17:09,600
迷惘迷惘和你情人不懂得

4918
03:17:15,140 --> 03:17:19,010
为爱当成了同一天更新

4919
03:17:19,010 --> 03:17:25,840
后来一起努力的天梦瑶给你准备了礼物

4920
03:17:25,840 --> 03:17:28,780
亲家莫要给你准备了录音礼物

4921
03:17:28,780 --> 03:17:32,380
问问喂

4922
03:17:41,400 --> 03:17:42,800
反手带走你

4923
03:17:42,800 --> 03:17:43,460
你爱我

4924
03:17:43,460 --> 03:17:44,300
到天桥去

4925
03:17:44,300 --> 03:17:47,060
对这个地方我反倒会啊

4926
03:17:47,060 --> 03:17:48,560
因为这几首歌我会

4927
03:17:55,560 --> 03:17:57,540
这个地方我反而会你知道吧

4928
03:17:57,540 --> 03:17:59,010
我也想要

4929
03:17:59,010 --> 03:18:01,380
那你得等神医给你打s

4930
03:18:04,320 --> 03:18:06,420
主播给你们给你们那什么的

4931
03:18:06,420 --> 03:18:07,860
主播给你们给你们那啥的

4932
03:18:07,860 --> 03:18:08,700
你打个c的话

4933
03:18:08,700 --> 03:18:09,720
我会气死他

4934
03:18:09,720 --> 03:18:11,860
他打s我会气死你

4935
03:18:11,860 --> 03:18:14,560
什么暴雪被罚了3500

4936
03:18:14,560 --> 03:18:16,720
好死好死好死么样

4937
03:18:16,720 --> 03:18:18,430
早该嘎嘎了

4938
03:18:18,430 --> 03:18:20,259
早该改一改了

4939
03:18:22,960 --> 03:18:25,340
我面向星空

4940
03:18:25,920 --> 03:18:27,830
背对时空

4941
03:18:27,830 --> 03:18:31,060
等待一道星光

4942
03:18:31,520 --> 03:18:35,340
惩罚爱已失空

4943
03:18:35,840 --> 03:18:42,750
谁的宿命在以太的裂缝唱歌

4944
03:18:42,750 --> 03:18:50,779
有繁星闪烁漫天传说像是恶作星空

4945
03:18:51,660 --> 03:18:55,570
悄悄请你抬头

4946
03:18:55,570 --> 03:18:58,880
那语言写满天穹

4947
03:18:59,360 --> 03:19:03,199
请虔诚听他诉说

4948
03:19:05,820 --> 03:19:09,020
等网易版我的第100万单的米退了

4949
03:19:09,020 --> 03:19:10,400
就来给主播上舰

4950
03:19:10,400 --> 03:19:11,750
好呀好呀

4951
03:19:11,750 --> 03:19:12,920
多少元子啊

4952
03:19:12,920 --> 03:19:14,080
多少元子啊

4953
03:19:14,160 --> 03:19:16,860
主播第一次唱电棍的是什么心理状况

4954
03:19:16,860 --> 03:19:18,880
大家簇拥的主播唱的

4955
03:19:18,880 --> 03:19:20,320
大家让主播唱

4956
03:19:20,320 --> 03:19:24,220
我相信就那个我相信我就是我

4957
03:19:24,220 --> 03:19:29,330
我相信明天我相信青春没有地平线

4958
03:19:30,350 --> 03:19:32,480
然后最后我接了一句

4959
03:19:32,480 --> 03:19:34,490
在日落的海边

4960
03:19:34,490 --> 03:19:40,260
在热闹的大街都是我心中最美的乐园

4961
03:19:40,260 --> 03:19:43,140
我最后唱了一句奥铃奥铃

4962
03:19:43,140 --> 03:19:46,170
然后他们就发现了主播好像是听电棍的

4963
03:19:46,170 --> 03:19:51,450
之后就压着主播让主播唱170半年卡

4964
03:19:51,450 --> 03:19:54,930
正好够给主播上个舰长还可以吃一顿

4965
03:19:54,930 --> 03:19:56,820
好的挺好的

4966
03:19:56,880 --> 03:19:59,340
我的邮箱里跟我有人跟我说

4967
03:19:59,340 --> 03:20:01,500
继承几亿美刀的遗产都会连到

4968
03:20:01,500 --> 03:20:02,520
就给主播上舰

4969
03:20:02,520 --> 03:20:03,180
你别急啊

4970
03:20:03,180 --> 03:20:04,700
主播收到了短信呢

4971
03:20:04,700 --> 03:20:07,430
主播收到短信说让主播赶紧回国

4972
03:20:08,010 --> 03:20:11,190
这个主播可以继承秦始皇陵跟里面的兵马俑

4973
03:20:11,190 --> 03:20:12,450
等到主播继承了之后

4974
03:20:12,450 --> 03:20:14,480
每一个给我上过舰长的燕燕人

4975
03:20:14,480 --> 03:20:15,680
我都不会放过啊

4976
03:20:15,680 --> 03:20:18,560
不是我都我都我都我都会记得大家

4977
03:20:18,560 --> 03:20:23,240
然后一个一个一个的感谢大家的主播

4978
03:20:23,240 --> 03:20:24,440
歌里变得好甜啊

4979
03:20:24,440 --> 03:20:25,220
真的吗

4980
03:20:25,220 --> 03:20:28,040
诶哦真的吗

4981
03:20:28,040 --> 03:20:30,920
哎呀比这台好听啦

4982
03:20:30,920 --> 03:20:41,179
真的耶耶耶嗯真的真的真的真的

4983
03:20:43,140 --> 03:20:44,460
卡拉卡拉

4984
03:20:45,620 --> 03:20:46,570
别急

4985
03:20:46,570 --> 03:20:50,020
昨天58岁的富婆可少了

4986
03:20:52,540 --> 03:20:53,400
他一咳嗽

4987
03:20:53,400 --> 03:20:55,200
你憋不住笑了是吧

4988
03:20:55,200 --> 03:20:56,100
对他一咳嗽

4989
03:20:56,100 --> 03:20:57,000
你憋不住笑了

4990
03:20:57,000 --> 03:20:58,020
好听好听好听

4991
03:20:58,020 --> 03:20:59,980
唱完了诶好的

4992
03:21:00,220 --> 03:21:02,440
上舰当爹进群就骂

4993
03:21:02,440 --> 03:21:04,180
我们是分开算的

4994
03:21:04,180 --> 03:21:07,240
有那么一点只有一点也很了不起啦

4995
03:21:07,240 --> 03:21:09,099
有一点也很了不起了哈

4996
03:21:09,820 --> 03:21:11,700
有一点也很了不起了

4997
03:21:11,700 --> 03:21:14,580
主播已经准备好接受授勋了啊

4998
03:21:14,580 --> 03:21:15,660
报错东西了

4999
03:21:15,660 --> 03:21:17,220
接受授勋了好吧

5000
03:21:17,220 --> 03:21:19,290
这个获得了什么

5001
03:21:19,290 --> 03:21:23,220
3032年这个音乐人心目中唱歌最好听

5002
03:21:23,220 --> 03:21:26,269
讲这个这个获奖感言对吧

5003
03:21:26,269 --> 03:21:28,109
感谢谢谢tv

5004
03:21:28,109 --> 03:21:30,149
感谢什么烟烟tv

5005
03:21:31,109 --> 03:21:34,469
感谢各位烟烟人老大哄着你

5006
03:21:34,469 --> 03:21:36,099
阿里嘎多

5007
03:21:38,960 --> 03:21:39,880
好啦

5008
03:21:39,880 --> 03:21:42,279
那么今天的直播

5009
03:21:57,080 --> 03:21:59,560
唱电棍最好听的呸

5010
03:22:02,020 --> 03:22:03,560
啊只有五个了

5011
03:22:03,560 --> 03:22:06,620
可以了可以了可以可以了

5012
03:22:06,620 --> 03:22:09,700
嗯啊这是什么花啊

5013
03:22:09,700 --> 03:22:12,220
那我就知道阿香会注意到的

5014
03:22:13,360 --> 03:22:16,160
这个里面设定上面是有白玫瑰

5015
03:22:16,160 --> 03:22:17,720
然后有那个曼陀罗

5016
03:22:17,720 --> 03:22:18,650
有百合

5017
03:22:18,650 --> 03:22:20,840
还有绣球啦

5018
03:22:24,740 --> 03:22:29,120
已经为了变得更还有四代来着

5019
03:22:29,120 --> 03:22:31,190
你们注意到过这个四代吗

5020
03:22:31,190 --> 03:22:38,660
no一不小心成了你的倾诉对象

5021
03:22:40,500 --> 03:22:42,140
电话越发

5022
03:22:42,140 --> 03:22:47,290
总监回到地方要陪你唱歌吃饭

5023
03:22:47,290 --> 03:22:48,520
我结账

5024
03:22:49,780 --> 03:22:54,540
保持有良心关

5025
03:22:56,520 --> 03:23:03,680
你说最近过得还算幸福美满

5026
03:23:04,560 --> 03:23:06,620
喝了几杯酒

5027
03:23:06,620 --> 03:23:09,740
用了几段美眷顾我

5028
03:23:12,680 --> 03:23:13,640
想去爱

5029
03:23:13,640 --> 03:23:16,730
完全不知道哪里找

5030
03:23:16,730 --> 03:23:18,500
听你说话

5031
03:23:18,500 --> 03:23:20,700
和你哭湿头发

5032
03:23:20,700 --> 03:23:25,020
我的手捧花都准备好了

5033
03:23:25,020 --> 03:23:29,900
下一步就这明明是那什么的

5034
03:23:29,900 --> 03:23:30,680
这属火花

5035
03:23:30,680 --> 03:23:35,380
一看就是那种明明星明星去参加活动

5036
03:23:35,380 --> 03:23:37,120
然后大家送给的花呀

5037
03:23:37,120 --> 03:23:38,860
这个设定里面是什么

5038
03:23:38,860 --> 03:23:42,520
是设定里面是去年1年主播夺冠的时候

5039
03:23:42,520 --> 03:23:43,720
大家送给我的

5040
03:23:43,720 --> 03:23:47,420
我谢谢群星本次的金色爱心呀

5041
03:23:47,420 --> 03:23:49,340
获得你离开的啊

5042
03:23:49,340 --> 03:23:49,760
不对

5043
03:23:49,760 --> 03:23:52,320
今天有特殊的cs模式

5044
03:23:52,700 --> 03:23:55,640
谢谢群星佩斯的竞赛

5045
03:23:55,640 --> 03:23:56,840
cn等你

5046
03:23:56,840 --> 03:23:58,859
阿里卡的太过分了

5047
03:23:59,400 --> 03:24:03,740
燕子下次下播放戒烟能放dj版吗

5048
03:24:03,760 --> 03:24:05,290
咱别这次呗

5049
03:24:05,290 --> 03:24:06,520
咱们咱别下次了

5050
03:24:06,520 --> 03:24:07,360
听听这次吧

5051
03:24:07,360 --> 03:24:09,279
看看这次这次什么情况啊

5052
03:24:10,860 --> 03:24:13,190
电量dj版是什么样的

5053
03:24:13,190 --> 03:24:13,880
听听啊

5054
03:24:13,880 --> 03:24:14,720
没听过

5055
03:24:15,920 --> 03:24:20,560
我的刀乱出发

5056
03:24:22,140 --> 03:24:25,080
我不习惯

5057
03:24:25,080 --> 03:24:26,720
没有你

5058
03:24:26,720 --> 03:24:28,970
我怎么办

5059
03:24:28,970 --> 03:24:36,140
3年零一个礼拜才学会怎么忍耐

5060
03:24:36,140 --> 03:24:45,130
你给给过我的伤害是没有一句女子鬼戒了烟

5061
03:24:45,130 --> 03:24:47,220
染上悲伤

5062
03:24:47,220 --> 03:24:49,740
我也不想

5063
03:24:50,760 --> 03:24:53,979
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈啊

5064
03:24:53,979 --> 03:24:55,659
这什么歌呀

5065
03:24:56,679 --> 03:24:59,500
太潮了耶

5066
03:24:59,500 --> 03:25:05,900
第一个礼拜才学会怎么忍耐

5067
03:25:05,900 --> 03:25:08,960
你回归的生活跟人家回归的是一个吗

5068
03:25:08,960 --> 03:25:10,490
你的生活不就是我吗

5069
03:25:10,490 --> 03:25:11,700
雪玉米娅

5070
03:25:13,660 --> 03:25:16,440
但是好像很大啊

5071
03:25:16,440 --> 03:25:17,810
不

5072
03:25:17,810 --> 03:25:19,010
这是什么呀

5073
03:25:20,810 --> 03:25:24,560
我也不想

5074
03:25:27,200 --> 03:25:29,170
这什么破歌

5075
03:25:29,170 --> 03:25:32,340
哈哈哈哈哈哈啊啊

5076
03:25:32,340 --> 03:25:36,420
这什么玩意

5077
03:25:38,620 --> 03:25:39,360
受不了了

5078
03:25:39,360 --> 03:25:42,380
他好崩溃好崩溃

5079
03:25:43,620 --> 03:25:46,180
哇哈哈

5080
03:26:01,680 --> 03:26:03,260
thank you

5081
03:26:03,260 --> 03:26:05,240
太好听

5082
03:26:24,620 --> 03:26:27,460
娱乐

5083
03:26:42,760 --> 03:26:43,380
不行

5084
03:26:43,380 --> 03:26:44,880
脸脸笑麻了

5085
03:26:45,540 --> 03:26:46,860
脸笑麻了

5086
03:26:46,860 --> 03:26:48,060
脸笑的好疼啊

5087
03:26:48,060 --> 03:26:49,560
大家真是笑口长

5088
03:26:49,560 --> 03:26:52,380
开口的脸好痛

5089
03:26:53,259 --> 03:26:56,080
碰好了好了好了

5090
03:26:56,080 --> 03:26:58,900
我们的直播要到此结束了

5091
03:27:00,320 --> 03:27:03,200
我们直播要到此结束了

5092
03:27:03,200 --> 03:27:04,600
好吧好

5093
03:27:04,600 --> 03:27:07,840
那么今天的直播就到这里

5094
03:27:09,220 --> 03:27:10,660
好像受不了

5095
03:27:10,660 --> 03:27:19,060
呜呜呜呜呜

5096
03:27:27,600 --> 03:27:28,880
晚上还播播

5097
03:27:28,880 --> 03:27:29,780
我不知道啊

5098
03:27:29,780 --> 03:27:31,080
我不知道耶

5099
03:27:31,080 --> 03:27:34,500
来线下视角姬有好多说

5100
03:27:34,500 --> 03:27:35,160
谢谢大家

5101
03:27:35,160 --> 03:27:38,119
谢小开关的两条蓝色c

5102
03:27:38,119 --> 03:27:40,819
谢谢审批的金色s呀

5103
03:27:40,819 --> 03:27:41,599
感谢支持

5104
03:27:41,599 --> 03:27:41,959
对啊

5105
03:27:41,959 --> 03:27:45,280
审批你在我直播里面起码标点了20次

5106
03:27:45,280 --> 03:27:47,320
我从来没看到过你切出来的东西啊

5107
03:27:47,320 --> 03:27:48,880
什么时候发给主播看看吧

5108
03:27:48,880 --> 03:27:50,680
别像主播一样只知道标

5109
03:27:50,680 --> 03:27:51,520
不知道切啊

5110
03:27:51,520 --> 03:27:52,220
好吧

5111
03:27:52,220 --> 03:27:54,620
谢谢小开关老师的金色s

5112
03:27:54,620 --> 03:27:55,520
感谢支持

5113
03:27:55,520 --> 03:27:59,470
还在新发布就发就发就发就发就发喂

5114
03:28:01,870 --> 03:28:04,040
我还有这个哈哈哈

5115
03:28:04,040 --> 03:28:07,260
就烦就烦玩五路

5116
03:28:07,260 --> 03:28:08,100
谢谢可乐

5117
03:28:08,100 --> 03:28:09,060
娜酱的思

5118
03:28:09,060 --> 03:28:10,110
谢谢香香

5119
03:28:10,110 --> 03:28:11,950
木有感谢

5120
03:28:11,950 --> 03:28:13,360
谢谢小开关的舰长

5121
03:28:13,360 --> 03:28:14,350
谢谢你

5122
03:28:14,350 --> 03:28:16,120
小黑关给我打了好多次

5123
03:28:16,120 --> 03:28:17,920
今天小黑关打了七八条

5124
03:28:17,920 --> 03:28:19,900
还是千年空着

5125
03:28:19,900 --> 03:28:22,060
你离开的沈老师

5126
03:28:22,060 --> 03:28:22,840
只会和爱

5127
03:28:22,840 --> 03:28:25,380
只会当主播的小贱哎呦

5128
03:28:26,440 --> 03:28:27,810
指标不切

5129
03:28:27,810 --> 03:28:29,400
不是他标了

5130
03:28:29,400 --> 03:28:30,600
他都是要自用的

5131
03:28:30,600 --> 03:28:31,260
你知道吧

5132
03:28:31,260 --> 03:28:33,480
他自用都没见过他的自用在哪

5133
03:28:33,480 --> 03:28:35,670
长大后的建模特征用在哪

5134
03:28:35,670 --> 03:28:37,440
谢谢取消本次计算

5135
03:28:37,440 --> 03:28:39,360
s谢亨泰和老缪的心

5136
03:28:39,360 --> 03:28:40,830
谢金宝的心

5137
03:28:40,830 --> 03:28:42,880
谢谢把卡扣的舰长

5138
03:28:42,880 --> 03:28:44,540
谢谢小开关的舰长

5139
03:28:44,540 --> 03:28:45,680
谢谢大家的牛蛙

5140
03:28:45,680 --> 03:28:46,550
小花花

5141
03:28:46,550 --> 03:28:47,300
这个好耶

5142
03:28:47,300 --> 03:28:47,960
爱了爱了

5143
03:28:47,960 --> 03:28:49,020
打call

5144
03:28:49,020 --> 03:28:50,250
谢谢灯牌

5145
03:28:50,250 --> 03:28:54,060
谢谢阴暗小蟑螂可能可以保留灵魂兔兔

5146
03:28:55,240 --> 03:28:57,060
谢谢巴卡卡的旅行日记

5147
03:28:57,060 --> 03:28:58,440
谢谢小熊猫猫的天使

5148
03:28:58,440 --> 03:28:59,160
天使啊

5149
03:28:59,160 --> 03:29:00,300
唯一一个天使啊

5150
03:29:00,300 --> 03:29:01,080
好厉害

5151
03:29:01,080 --> 03:29:02,400
我用过主播

5152
03:29:02,400 --> 03:29:03,690
我恰好你滚

5153
03:29:03,690 --> 03:29:06,240
谢谢小熊猫猫小霓虹兔兔

5154
03:29:06,240 --> 03:29:08,660
谢谢五常的是个霓虹兔兔

5155
03:29:08,660 --> 03:29:10,160
我一个冬日告白哦

5156
03:29:10,160 --> 03:29:13,460
哦哦谢谢五常的四个琉璃花灯

5157
03:29:13,460 --> 03:29:14,360
感谢支持

5158
03:29:14,360 --> 03:29:15,860
谢谢韭菜的爱神之箭

5159
03:29:15,860 --> 03:29:17,870
这个爱神剑到底是哪里来的

5160
03:29:17,870 --> 03:29:19,180
失败了

5161
03:29:19,180 --> 03:29:20,320
滚远点

5162
03:29:20,320 --> 03:29:22,420
谢谢韭菜的霓虹兔兔

5163
03:29:22,420 --> 03:29:23,410
感谢支持

5164
03:29:23,410 --> 03:29:24,760
谢谢神艺

5165
03:29:24,760 --> 03:29:28,190
余辜的看看1234

5166
03:29:28,190 --> 03:29:32,490
52个霓虹兔兔和三个四个

5167
03:29:32,490 --> 03:29:34,530
五个六个琉璃花灯

5168
03:29:34,530 --> 03:29:38,600
你谢谢神秘预估的四个啊雪球啊

5169
03:29:38,600 --> 03:29:39,350
谢谢你

5170
03:29:39,350 --> 03:29:40,430
太破费了

5171
03:29:40,430 --> 03:29:41,720
我太喜欢了

5172
03:29:41,720 --> 03:29:45,470
谢谢陈老师的两个都是跟华

5173
03:29:46,160 --> 03:29:49,660
谢谢东方送的花式夸夸和马可可的女团兔兔

5174
03:29:49,660 --> 03:29:54,940
我谢谢沈老师的四个霓虹兔兔啊

5175
03:29:54,940 --> 03:29:56,020
和两个人立花灯

5176
03:29:56,020 --> 03:29:57,520
谢谢普罗娜酱的好运

5177
03:29:57,520 --> 03:29:59,740
雪球有三个花灯和六个兔兔捏

5178
03:29:59,740 --> 03:30:03,800
谢谢po的雪球

5179
03:30:03,800 --> 03:30:05,360
这审批的雪球啊

5180
03:30:05,360 --> 03:30:06,020
感谢支持

5181
03:30:07,220 --> 03:30:09,680
谢谢空白酱的两个雪球

5182
03:30:09,680 --> 03:30:12,120
你们怎么开了这么多球出来

5183
03:30:12,120 --> 03:30:15,720
谢谢宝可可和可乐娜酱的琉璃花灯和泥巴克图

5184
03:30:15,720 --> 03:30:17,760
捏宝可口的电影票

5185
03:30:17,760 --> 03:30:20,480
携带了吃元宵和灵气票

5186
03:30:22,500 --> 03:30:26,310
碰到你感谢的是

5187
03:30:26,310 --> 03:30:30,860
谢谢库玛酱的干杯和这个好耶好啦

5188
03:30:30,860 --> 03:30:33,380
那么今天的直播就到这里结束了

5189
03:30:33,380 --> 03:30:34,820
今天下午可能会有一个切片

5190
03:30:34,820 --> 03:30:36,620
如果我把名字取出来的话

5191
03:30:36,620 --> 03:30:38,000
就有一个切片

5192
03:30:38,000 --> 03:30:39,920
但是如果我取不出来

5193
03:30:39,920 --> 03:30:42,050
名字可能就没有了

5194
03:30:45,260 --> 03:30:46,150
好啦

5195
03:30:46,150 --> 03:30:48,580
小波波龙bye

5196
03:31:01,020 --> 03:31:03,260
什么笑死笑谁啊

5197
03:31:03,260 --> 03:31:04,760
你取说要取得四信

5198
03:31:04,760 --> 03:31:05,779
我扣个一

5199
03:31:05,960 --> 03:31:07,280
说要取名的私信

5200
03:31:07,280 --> 03:31:07,940
我扣个一啊

5201
03:31:07,940 --> 03:31:09,800
正愁抓不到人取名字呢

5202
03:31:09,800 --> 03:31:10,500
快点

5203
03:31:19,320 --> 03:31:21,440
你会娶你

5204
03:31:21,440 --> 03:31:22,400
真的会去吗

5205
03:31:23,600 --> 03:31:24,700
有点怀疑了