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夏夜低沉的云雾

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1万事更迭

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一起奋不开身的风平

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洋溢着一束花季

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他让我等温柔不灭的心意

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而你微笑沉默如迷

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这一刻最难移

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微风却悄拨动思绪

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像空且切地汗水洗掉

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我早已回到成了透明

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我一心拆穿的心灵

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模糊一段声音

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花木石头埋进竹林

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埋掉一切痕迹

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这天一地淅淅沥沥

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一曲又一曲年轮

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刻下的伏笔

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是我们的秘密

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一句一句断断续续是什么结局

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等待传来的回忆留在梦里

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忽然铃声音一如

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你哭泣都发问号了

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那就来呗

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反正我都坐在这了

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海底所有的思念变成变静

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滴滴滴滴的雨下起

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入你哭泣

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嘲弄我要

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所以都动了心

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呼啸而来

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滚烫的约定

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等人呗

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反正就这五分钟

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哎呦

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真是的

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你们又要说我今天什么什么嗓子不对劲

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说话黏黏糊糊的不会

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今天又要让我锐评什么

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谢谢昨天帮我拿那个什么

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我的眼里有星空的

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一起分不开心的

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好听是好听

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我也喜欢

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啊啊啊啊

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桌子被我压翻了

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哎

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受不了了

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谢谢你

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需要一只眼泪

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刻下了伏笔

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是魔王的秘密

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一句一句断断续续是什么结局

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等待春来人的回忆留在我梦里

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忽然离声音

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一如你哭泣

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惊涛寻千里寄梦境

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所有的思念变成眼睛

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滴滴答滴滴的雨下

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请你哭泣

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照问我要一路动了心

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呼啸而来

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滚烫的雨滴

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就当我掀起了深空影

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哈喽早上好哦

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什么歌啊

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卧槽这小声音太大了

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我上播之前花五分钟就是给我的耳机

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还有我的鼠标什么的

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呃

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简单的拿那个酒精湿巾擦了一下

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希望今天我不要被电死

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我不知道酒精导不导电啊

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怎么希望不要被电死了

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刚刚拿那个酒精擦完

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然后就那个什么就就就有点接受不了

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你知道吗

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有点接受不了

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哎呀主要是我刚才戴着耳机听歌的时候

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我发现就是非常明显的那种左耳和右耳不一样

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我以为是左边

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我以为是这个主播那个右边耳机出了问题呢

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结果发现是右边的耳朵出了问题

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我来之前我这段跟大家说

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要不然咱们就今天就别戴耳机了

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我有点呆着都有点怕了

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真的嗯

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今天已经到了一个程度

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就是我把那个音乐开到60 60%的音量

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左边听起来巨大声

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右边听起来几乎是没有声音

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嗯我现在右边只负责只负责什么

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就单带右边耳机的话

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几乎听不到自己的回音

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也听不到监听

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什么都听不到

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就只能听到什么

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只能听到左边的声音

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好害怕呀

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我去然后擦了五分钟耳机

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确认了一下

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真的不是耳机的问题

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原来真的是我的问题

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我把左边耳机带到右边耳朵

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发现他发现听起来那个什么

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听起来听起来声音也变小了

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右边耳机戴左耳朵发现那个声音还是很大呀

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说明是耳朵的问题

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控制变量了一下

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唉还好不是耳机坏了

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但是耳机坏了的话

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问题就大了

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我去

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hello

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hello

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早上好

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嗯大概是导电的

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应该不会打死我吧

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应该不会打死我

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我本来想今天休息一天吧

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本来想跟大家说

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要不休息一天吧

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今天的耳朵搞得我有点害怕

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我刚刚为什么

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谢谢好想吃鳕鱼宝的粉丝灯牌

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感谢支持

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我刚刚开始直播的那个时候

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就是呃在大过年的时候给别人打号

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打那个原神的号

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打到了六个小时

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我忽然就感觉从左边耳朵开始

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脸逐渐逐渐逐渐的麻了

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哦对就是脸逐渐逐渐逐渐逐渐的麻了

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然后给我搞得吓了一大跳

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然后左边整个脸都没什么知觉了

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我直接在直播里面吓哭了

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你知道吗

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我吓哭了

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我说不行

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我得下播

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然后弹幕问我咋的了

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我说我昨天脸麻

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然后这个人家说赶快赶快赶快去医院看看

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然后我下播了之后

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好像半个小时左右就好了

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到现在也不知道

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就那一次到底为什么是那个样子啊

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哎很奇怪

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你知道吧

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哎呀呀

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还打原石的

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你不是我打原石的时候认识我的吗

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早上好

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早上好

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我还要

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要不然少加点班吧

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我现在这个基础时间有点太短了

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我现在这个基础时间有点太短了

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稍微加了那么半个小时

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一个小时就整好了

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基础的才一个半小时

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哎哟搞得主播还得自己给自己往上去加去吧

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感觉还是挺麻烦的不行

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找找状态

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把歌放小点声

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放这么大声

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感觉听不到我说话了

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早上好

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嘿嘿

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我还要我还要早上好

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沈逸早上好

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多方舟

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早上好

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现在玉琵琶

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早上好

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库拉玛酱

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早上好

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小熊猫猫

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早上好

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mti

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早上好

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叔叔祈祷中

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早上好

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夜莺的歌

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早上好天气

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早上好

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耀光

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啊好好好什么

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虽然说前世就是给原神打工

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那不也是干杂谈的吗

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杂谈已经是主播刻入血脉里的老本行了

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早上好

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早上好冷笑

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还有还有嗯嗯

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说实话主播什么什么情况

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主播听力要寄了

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不要学

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我带那个入耳式

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然后只带一边

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只带一边的话会有问题的哈哈

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我就是另一个耳朵留着听那个外界的声音

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然后那个耳机它就只带一边就出事了

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我啊欢迎天津

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早上好

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也不是出了很大的声音

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因为左边还能听

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现在属于是右边眼睛没太多的视力

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然后右边耳朵好像也没有太多的听力了

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最后要跟你带两边

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两只耳朵都会系

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那带一边的话

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好歹还能保留一只

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说明主播的角色还是很硬娘的

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怎么了

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我今天上播之前试了一下

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单用右边耳机现在已经听不到东西了

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要不然听不到东西啊

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啊用头戴的环境音模式吧

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头戴式的话主要就是感觉头戴式太闷了

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一一戴头戴式的话

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我整个人就陷入一种音乐发烧友的状态里面

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就就陷入一种听歌的状态

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不会说话了

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就你们不会有一些就是戴上耳机

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然后跟这个这个这个操蛋的世界隔绝一下

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之类的一个想法嘛

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对主播来说

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假如脑袋上面有一些不应该有的东西

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比如说什么帽子啊

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什么头戴式大耳机啊

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什么耳包啊之类的东西

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或者说一些呃穿洛丽塔的时候

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有那个kc

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一旦脑袋上带的东西

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我马上我就不说话了

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马上我就闭嘴

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然后一个字都不会说了

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我也不知道为啥

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这可能是一种条件反射吧

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就像那个猫被拎着脖子

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然后就会被那个大猫一动不动的拖着走一样

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好像是这种感觉

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那一天

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环境音是什么样的

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有特殊的这种耳机型号吗

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我也只带了一边

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因为另一边坏了

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我巴不得这些耳机坏了

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没有想到是我人坏了呀

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哎呦哎呦

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不行不行

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早上好冷清啊

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早上好

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9200

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主播会变成一只耳吗

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一只耳是是那个黑猫警长里面那个老鼠是吧

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叶子耳

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然后什么什么眼什么之类的

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我觉得最重要的是耳机音量不能太高

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我现在放那个听歌的声音

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基本上就是一点点就一点点嗯

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你们听到我直播间里面这个音乐的声音

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其实也不是特别大吧

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嗯我之前记得的

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我戴入耳式耳机音量开的不高

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我一般也不敢往高的开

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我居然听那个奥数魔刃

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一般也只开两格的声音啊

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两个就够了

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其实只要你自己不说话

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然后你就会觉得周边挺安静的

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不过其实我也有个问题啊

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我其实一直很好奇一件事情

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就是这个世界上真的存在没有耳鸣的人吗

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我感觉我出生以来

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就没有体会过这种没有耳鸣的世界

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感觉整个世界都是

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一直会有这种这种耳鸣的情况

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在可爱

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你们不会有这种感觉吗

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我直播间的音量一直都不大

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可不咋的

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我自己听起来也小

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你不会有那种就周围什么声音都没有

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万籁俱寂的时候

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你听不到脑子里面嗡嗡嗡嗡的声音

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会有这样的人吗

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感觉耳鸣这个东西太普遍了

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导致我都不知道没有耳鸣的世界是什么样的

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只要周围一安静下来

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我那个嗡嗡嗡嗡的声音

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就像坏掉的那个旧旧的雪花电视机一样

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就嗡嗡嗡的

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我说啥

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我说耳鸣

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耳鸣啊

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听得到吗

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喂哈哈哈

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怎么怎么主播现在语言表达能力这么弱吗

299
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哎呦我去真不应该少睡觉的

300
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昨天去开了个小会啊

301
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半夜开的

302
00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:24,180
关于大家比较比较那什么比较关心的事情啊

303
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昨天就开了一个桥

304
00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:27,530
会顶着困意啊

305
00:11:27,530 --> 00:11:29,360
卧槽抱着那个抱枕爹

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这会议开了一个半小时

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一句有用的话都没有

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给我搞得特别生气啊

309
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然后上打幽魂的飘上楼睡觉了

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睡觉的时候都已经多少都已经都已经几点几点

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已经已经

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哎哎我那个什么

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我当up主的朋友跟我分享了一条b站动态

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是什么

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分享图片

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一些做混剪的小羊三发的那个账号

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就是那个有一个有一个v骂我

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就说米娅米娅屁都没有用的那个那个动态

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我朋友

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我下次之后就做up主的朋友给我分享一个动态

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说你的黑粉有人骂你

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哎呀

323
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干他哈哈

324
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什么网速啊

325
00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:22,340
等下我下播了

326
00:12:22,340 --> 00:12:22,820
我告诉他

327
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我告诉他是什么

328
00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:26,840
我告诉他这个早都有了火星人了

329
00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:27,520
好吧

330
00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:28,839
小白第九天

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主播主播

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主播

333
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如何评价你旗下的男v迎来了第一个生日会

334
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真的吗

335
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不对

336
00:12:35,650 --> 00:12:38,770
东一去年已经过过生日了

337
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东一东一去年12月已经过过生日了

338
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这是第二个了

339
00:12:43,140 --> 00:12:45,480
但周一好像没做生日葵啊

340
00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:48,280
啊坏苹果的生日会怎么办呢

341
00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:49,630
给坏苹果上个舰长

342
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给坏苹果打个c

343
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祝最最最最什么啊

344
00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:57,970
世界上最最最好的烟烟传媒啊对吧

345
00:12:57,970 --> 00:12:59,770
这是偷的谁的title啊

346
00:12:59,770 --> 00:13:00,730
有点不记得了

347
00:13:02,340 --> 00:13:05,460
从这个世界上最最最好的音乐传媒

348
00:13:05,460 --> 00:13:07,920
旗下的这个什么呃

349
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:11,640
2号男v坏苹果生日快乐呃

350
00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:13,800
他就比我们低头

351
00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:17,620
嘿嘿主播那个视频我还评论了

352
00:13:17,620 --> 00:13:18,400
没人回我

353
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,650
你没流量可不没流量咋的

354
00:13:20,650 --> 00:13:24,430
主播自己打了自己tag的视频都被限流限到死了

355
00:13:24,430 --> 00:13:25,550
要蹭热度的话

356
00:13:25,550 --> 00:13:27,110
千万不要打我的tag

357
00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:29,270
我的tag是铁血限流tag

358
00:13:29,270 --> 00:13:31,010
我自己都不想打我自己的tag了

359
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:33,810
说实话我自己做切片都不想打我自己

360
00:13:33,810 --> 00:13:35,900
因为感觉是铁血线流来着

361
00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:38,300
嗯打自己是没有用的

362
00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:40,200
哈哈哈

363
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,660
我再也不打自己的tag了

364
00:13:42,660 --> 00:13:45,780
我发现我打自己大哥的视频都很炸很烂

365
00:13:45,780 --> 00:13:46,470
你知道吧

366
00:13:46,470 --> 00:13:49,520
哎呦完全安静会有一点耳鸣

367
00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:52,940
但是有略低于电脑风扇级别的音量就不会

368
00:13:52,940 --> 00:13:54,740
电脑风扇的话

369
00:13:54,740 --> 00:13:59,780
你说的是商务本的风扇还是游戏本的风扇

370
00:13:59,780 --> 00:14:01,900
还是台式机的风扇啊

371
00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:04,340
主要是游戏本的风扇的话

372
00:14:04,340 --> 00:14:05,720
这声音可贼大

373
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,160
我戴耳机都能听到

374
00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:09,900
我这个这个风扇在那呼呼呼呼呼的

375
00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:11,490
像那个小凤切一样

376
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,250
小风车这种感觉你知道吧

377
00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:21,150
你做视频都打原神奶绿加咖啡

378
00:14:21,150 --> 00:14:24,420
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哎

379
00:14:24,420 --> 00:14:27,660
打点不会塔塔开我的打点体量大的

380
00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:30,280
但是又不会塔塔开我的打点

381
00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:32,200
这个富有且慷慨的啊

382
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,210
别别打咩呀咩呀咩呀咩呀

383
00:14:34,210 --> 00:14:36,010
贫穷又小气

384
00:14:36,010 --> 00:14:37,240
别打咩咩啊

385
00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:39,540
现在流行到死没什么意义

386
00:14:39,540 --> 00:14:42,120
最好封面也别带我本人的形象

387
00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:42,840
你知道吧

388
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,780
人家一看你个臭底边长的又不色是吧

389
00:14:45,780 --> 00:14:46,860
又不是大姐姐

390
00:14:46,860 --> 00:14:48,570
谁点你看啊啊

391
00:14:48,570 --> 00:14:51,990
但是假如说做个黑底白底的全p照的视频

392
00:14:51,990 --> 00:14:53,850
反而可能受众会多一点诶

393
00:14:53,850 --> 00:14:54,660
欢迎小开关

394
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:55,900
早上好哦

395
00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:59,800
离得很近才能明显听出来的那种风采

396
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:01,360
那还挺安静的呀

397
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:02,740
我感觉那你还挺好的

398
00:15:02,740 --> 00:15:04,980
这要保保保护耳朵

399
00:15:04,980 --> 00:15:06,819
不要像主播一样

400
00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:08,120
呵呵哎

401
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:09,500
我抄名字的时候

402
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:10,460
我抄名字的时候

403
00:15:10,460 --> 00:15:12,860
发小开关速通24级了啊

404
00:15:12,860 --> 00:15:13,400
应该懂

405
00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:13,820
谢谢你

406
00:15:13,820 --> 00:15:15,000
小开关

407
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:26,380
早上好热

408
00:15:26,380 --> 00:15:29,420
哎呦主播有的时候哎呦

409
00:15:29,420 --> 00:15:30,740
什么别说黑底了

410
00:15:30,740 --> 00:15:34,760
隔壁妹妹翻唱视频都黑的

411
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:38,000
got got got got got

412
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,040
你早上一看还没谢罪

413
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,420
为啥翻唱都黑莲啊

414
00:15:41,420 --> 00:15:42,620
他翻唱什么歌呀

415
00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:44,150
他用个黑金啊

416
00:15:44,150 --> 00:15:49,639
一般来说不都应该是那种嗯炒作视频

417
00:15:49,639 --> 00:15:51,589
用黑底的会比较多一点吧

418
00:15:51,589 --> 00:15:52,759
我下个视频试试

419
00:15:52,759 --> 00:15:53,779
就不找美工了

420
00:15:53,779 --> 00:15:55,339
也不去搞那些素材啥的

421
00:15:55,339 --> 00:15:59,390
我直接直接往自己一张大脸盘子上面p个问号

422
00:15:59,390 --> 00:16:01,130
当当那个封面试试看

423
00:16:02,390 --> 00:16:04,070
看看能不能有情况啊

424
00:16:04,070 --> 00:16:06,300
能不能能不能有感觉嗯

425
00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:10,170
当然下一个视频的话

426
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:13,590
应该会是昨天的切片内容啊

427
00:16:13,590 --> 00:16:16,980
我们先跳过之前从27号到现在

428
00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:18,240
先跳十天的内容

429
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,500
直接做昨天的吧

430
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,220
嗯感觉昨天的播的还挺好的

431
00:16:22,220 --> 00:16:23,420
还还可以啊

432
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:27,260
他唱的我们都别承认

433
00:16:27,260 --> 00:16:28,820
什么叫我们都别承认啊

434
00:16:30,620 --> 00:16:35,250
这什么也蛮恋情的

435
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:38,320
哥们是什么隐瞒恋情的歌吗

436
00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:39,220
这什么歌啊

437
00:16:39,220 --> 00:16:40,480
怎么又有好歌啊

438
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:43,899
我听一下什么什么什么好歌

439
00:16:43,899 --> 00:16:45,579
好歌但不够味儿

440
00:16:45,579 --> 00:16:46,479
什么歌够味儿

441
00:16:46,479 --> 00:16:52,400
晴天英文歌要什么什么什么歌啊

442
00:16:58,760 --> 00:16:59,560
别吵

443
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:02,380
你看这个啊

444
00:17:03,820 --> 00:17:05,139
你说这个啊

445
00:17:05,340 --> 00:17:09,660
你知道这是谁唱的吗

446
00:17:09,660 --> 00:17:13,320
啊这是写歌手

447
00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:14,030
好疼

448
00:17:14,030 --> 00:17:19,280
你知道这是谁唱的吗

449
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:20,220
这是谁

450
00:17:20,220 --> 00:17:24,960
就是啊那个什么就是就是写歌

451
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,340
就连本人唱的

452
00:17:26,340 --> 00:17:27,060
你懂不懂

453
00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:29,939
这是写歌的

454
00:17:29,939 --> 00:17:32,249
本人烧零唱的啊

455
00:17:33,239 --> 00:17:35,780
说好的哎呦

456
00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:40,220
我知道你知道你喜欢giga吗

457
00:17:40,220 --> 00:17:41,360
但是不够味

458
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:42,470
什么够味啊

459
00:17:42,470 --> 00:17:44,480
你能你能唱的比他还够味

460
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:47,590
我不信他是18年老烧零了

461
00:17:50,090 --> 00:17:53,320
审批看这个年龄应该还没有18岁吧

462
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:56,260
我不知道啊

463
00:17:56,260 --> 00:17:58,600
这个我觉得他本人唱的真的

464
00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:01,440
我对于这个写歌的人本人唱

465
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:04,200
唱的这首歌会有一种特殊的感情

466
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:04,740
你知道吗

467
00:18:04,740 --> 00:18:06,320
欢迎德尔的狼啊

468
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,420
听一下听一下

469
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,860
我们都别承认这是什么歌啊

470
00:18:12,020 --> 00:18:13,540
尚雯婕啊

471
00:18:13,540 --> 00:18:14,020
什么什么

472
00:18:14,020 --> 00:18:14,680
尚雯婕

473
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:15,280
早上好

474
00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:18,580
我就说的好像我昨天没播一样

475
00:18:18,580 --> 00:18:19,960
我昨天明明播了很久

476
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:25,200
诶诶嗯这怎么连歌词都没有啊

477
00:18:26,340 --> 00:18:29,160
主播是不太听那个流行的感觉

478
00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:32,060
感觉有点那什么感觉

479
00:18:32,060 --> 00:18:34,640
有点被人家的曲库搏杀了

480
00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:37,460
主播主播会唱的歌不对

481
00:18:37,460 --> 00:18:40,490
人家会唱的歌比主播听过的歌都多啊

482
00:18:40,490 --> 00:18:43,610
尚雯婕这首歌是尚雯婕的吗

483
00:18:43,610 --> 00:18:45,920
学姐什么学姐

484
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:49,670
一个尚雯婕在一个一个学校上学啊

485
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:53,810
还是你跟尚雯婕有同一个老师啊

486
00:18:55,490 --> 00:18:57,670
啊什么学姐

487
00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,620
我去爹

488
00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:01,900
也许我没有

489
00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:03,460
我以为我们直播间失明

490
00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:06,760
失明最出名的应该就是结婚了

491
00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:11,799
结果说他跟他跟他跟苏诗丁是一个老师

492
00:19:11,799 --> 00:19:13,029
教出来的

493
00:19:13,029 --> 00:19:14,079
他之前说的

494
00:19:14,079 --> 00:19:17,820
我记得卧槽跟尚雯婕一个老师

495
00:19:17,820 --> 00:19:19,470
那你真厉害

496
00:19:19,470 --> 00:19:21,600
尚雯婕是科班的吗

497
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,040
杰出校友呃

498
00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:26,800
呃这样子杰出校友

499
00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:29,180
主播就不说自己的杰出校友了

500
00:19:29,180 --> 00:19:30,500
一说自己杰出校友

501
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:33,500
啪啪的把自己的盒框框的全开完了

502
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:34,280
这怎么办呢

503
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:35,300
这这不行

504
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:38,090
这就这这个不能互相分享了

505
00:19:38,090 --> 00:19:40,600
这个互相分享会有危险的

506
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,400
主播的杰出校友

507
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:45,190
包括米娅米娅啊

508
00:19:45,190 --> 00:19:48,780
紫色肥猫和脑袋大起来了

509
00:19:48,780 --> 00:19:50,940
狠狠的给主播鉴赏

510
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,170
主播看看封面

511
00:19:52,170 --> 00:19:55,480
主播在哪里看封面啊

512
00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:58,300
呃看不到的小飞机

513
00:19:58,300 --> 00:20:00,790
呼呼你干嘛开谁的

514
00:20:00,790 --> 00:20:02,380
开谁的盒子

515
00:20:02,380 --> 00:20:04,360
小飞机呼呼呼呼的

516
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:07,660
别小飞机了

517
00:20:07,660 --> 00:20:08,800
好可怕啊

518
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:10,980
我受不了啊

519
00:20:11,190 --> 00:20:12,780
好好吓人

520
00:20:12,780 --> 00:20:16,500
自从上次直播在直播间里面比喻说说

521
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:20,340
感觉感觉审批是那种天真恶心的

522
00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:22,199
就是那种什么都不懂

523
00:20:22,199 --> 00:20:25,499
然后还还这个这个特别邪恶的

524
00:20:25,499 --> 00:20:26,640
就像小孩子

525
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:28,200
你八九岁的时候

526
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:31,600
拿着一罐水往那个蚂蚁窝里面倒

527
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,400
看着蚂蚁四散奔逃的样子

528
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,770
你露出了天真又满意的笑容

529
00:20:35,770 --> 00:20:37,460
你抓住了一只蜻蜓

530
00:20:40,370 --> 00:20:42,740
然后你家大人看着毛骨悚然

531
00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:44,360
说孩子这是一条生命啊

532
00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:47,450
你说妈妈好好玩哦

533
00:20:47,450 --> 00:20:49,830
它一排一排的诶

534
00:20:49,830 --> 00:20:51,200
好厉害

535
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,600
审批就给我一种这种感觉啊

536
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:54,740
这是我上次做的

537
00:20:54,740 --> 00:20:55,460
比方我

538
00:20:55,460 --> 00:20:59,199
我说他感觉是那种一言不合就把别人族谱撕了

539
00:20:59,199 --> 00:21:00,099
折飞机的人

540
00:21:00,099 --> 00:21:01,479
他现在天天在直播间里

541
00:21:01,479 --> 00:21:02,949
飞机呼呼呼呼的

542
00:21:02,949 --> 00:21:03,800
好可怕

543
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,720
我喜欢往里面倒开水

544
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,980
这就是天真恶

545
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,100
好疼啊不行

546
00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:15,420
不能再拍这个桌子

547
00:21:15,420 --> 00:21:16,260
管不住手了

548
00:21:16,260 --> 00:21:19,440
怎么也不是你从未让我

549
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:23,220
我现在喜欢什么

550
00:21:23,220 --> 00:21:25,020
看人往里面倒桶水

551
00:21:25,020 --> 00:21:26,160
真变态啊

552
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,660
变态滚出直播间

553
00:21:27,660 --> 00:21:28,530
有变态

554
00:21:28,530 --> 00:21:30,740
关注直播间啊

555
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:33,440
再拍几下

556
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:34,460
好疼的

557
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:35,740
不能再拍了

558
00:21:35,740 --> 00:21:37,780
唉哟主要是我一拍

559
00:21:37,780 --> 00:21:42,160
我就喜欢拿那个手的第几个指甲啊

560
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:45,450
嗯我算一下一二

561
00:21:45,450 --> 00:21:48,550
我喜欢拿手的第二个指节拍

562
00:21:48,550 --> 00:21:49,420
你知道吧

563
00:21:49,420 --> 00:21:52,210
就喜欢拿手的第二个指节拍桌子

564
00:21:52,210 --> 00:21:55,330
这样就是那个指节单独跟桌面接触

565
00:21:55,330 --> 00:21:56,870
这样声音比较清脆

566
00:21:56,870 --> 00:22:01,540
但缺点就是这个指甲倒着弯着去拍

567
00:22:01,540 --> 00:22:03,280
桌子的话会很疼

568
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,740
就不用这样这样子

569
00:22:05,740 --> 00:22:07,450
因为它受力点特别小

570
00:22:07,450 --> 00:22:10,360
所以就怕这样子

571
00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:12,100
别折磨你的桌子了

572
00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:14,170
被老子打是一种荣幸

573
00:22:14,170 --> 00:22:15,900
你不会想拿桌子

574
00:22:15,900 --> 00:22:18,480
拿你的脸来替换主播的桌子吧

575
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:20,310
被老子打起什么荣幸啊

576
00:22:20,310 --> 00:22:25,510
啊为什么你们你们都都会倒这么热的水啊

577
00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:27,310
我觉得挺吓人的

578
00:22:27,310 --> 00:22:29,160
我现在有时候回一起来

579
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:31,800
自己以前在那个院子里面抓蚂蚁的

580
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,860
那个时候抓蚂蚁

581
00:22:33,860 --> 00:22:35,240
把一些比较大的

582
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,730
带翅膀的蚂蚁放在那个塑料瓶里面

583
00:22:37,730 --> 00:22:38,060
之后

584
00:22:38,060 --> 00:22:40,300
还有不太听话的孩子

585
00:22:40,300 --> 00:22:43,090
往那个瓶子里面扔一些什么摔炮啊

586
00:22:43,090 --> 00:22:46,030
点燃了的火柴树叶子啊之类的

587
00:22:46,030 --> 00:22:48,330
我当时跟他们一起玩的时候

588
00:22:48,330 --> 00:22:50,310
在一个小院子里面嘛

589
00:22:50,310 --> 00:22:52,290
在那种家属楼的院子里面

590
00:22:52,290 --> 00:22:55,240
跟他们玩的时候就觉得啊真好玩

591
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:58,930
我现在想起来感觉自己残忍的有点吓人了哦

592
00:22:58,930 --> 00:23:01,600
胆子也大的有点吓人

593
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:05,750
因为我以前我以前敢拿手去抓

594
00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:07,970
那种身上全是刺的

595
00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:10,130
七彩斑斓的毛毛虫啊

596
00:23:11,070 --> 00:23:13,250
那种大概多长的

597
00:23:13,250 --> 00:23:16,190
大大概5cm左右的毛毛虫啊

598
00:23:16,190 --> 00:23:18,230
那种身上全是刺的啊

599
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:20,750
走路的时候是把自己供起来

600
00:23:20,750 --> 00:23:24,050
再往前趴在弓起来再往前趴的那种虫子

601
00:23:24,050 --> 00:23:26,690
我可以直接把他从叶子上面捏起来

602
00:23:26,690 --> 00:23:27,890
然后拿手转着玩

603
00:23:27,890 --> 00:23:31,650
看他的头左摇右摆的去晃啊

604
00:23:31,650 --> 00:23:33,240
放在现在的我身上

605
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:34,600
真的是难以想象的

606
00:23:34,650 --> 00:23:38,020
我现在想想这个画面都感觉整个人想吐

607
00:23:38,020 --> 00:23:40,340
你知道吧

608
00:23:40,340 --> 00:23:44,780
对洋辣子洋辣子感觉这种东西我居然敢上手

609
00:23:44,780 --> 00:23:45,820
太可怕

610
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,400
怎么有我这样的人啊

611
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:49,600
太吓人了

612
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:53,510
天呐主播的爱好真强

613
00:23:53,510 --> 00:23:54,140
那不对

614
00:23:54,140 --> 00:23:56,780
这个其实不是我原生的爱好

615
00:23:56,780 --> 00:23:57,699
这个是什么

616
00:23:57,699 --> 00:23:58,989
是我姐姐

617
00:23:58,989 --> 00:24:02,169
我们两个人在院子里面玩的时候

618
00:24:02,169 --> 00:24:03,729
她就不怕虫子

619
00:24:03,729 --> 00:24:06,790
她就经常抓虫子放到手心里面

620
00:24:06,790 --> 00:24:08,950
然后那个虫子在手心里一扭一扭的

621
00:24:08,950 --> 00:24:10,180
他就把我召唤过来

622
00:24:10,180 --> 00:24:14,020
来宝宝来妹妹给你看个好东西

623
00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:15,100
我说什么呀

624
00:24:15,100 --> 00:24:15,700
姐姐

625
00:24:15,700 --> 00:24:18,520
然后他哇的一下就把他那个手张开

626
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:21,100
里面那个虫子啪的一下就掉了出来

627
00:24:21,100 --> 00:24:22,850
然后我啊的一下就跑

628
00:24:24,780 --> 00:24:27,140
被他被他吓多了

629
00:24:27,140 --> 00:24:29,480
这不是我家毛毛虫欺负姐姐

630
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:31,780
是姐姐拿毛毛虫欺负我

631
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,200
他比较假

632
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,420
小子比较文静啦

633
00:24:35,420 --> 00:24:36,540
是这样子啊

634
00:24:36,540 --> 00:24:37,680
欢迎凌潇凌

635
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:39,659
还有一天早上好

636
00:24:39,659 --> 00:24:41,099
我只抓蚂蚁

637
00:24:41,099 --> 00:24:42,539
毛毛虫不敢碰的

638
00:24:42,539 --> 00:24:45,500
你这应该是北方北方人吧

639
00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:47,630
南方的蚂蚁也挺吓人的

640
00:24:47,630 --> 00:24:51,590
就比如说什么白蚁啊啊带翅膀的那种啊

641
00:24:51,590 --> 00:24:54,230
还有一些在森林里面生活的蚂蚁

642
00:24:54,230 --> 00:24:56,870
它有一个超级大的夹子

643
00:24:56,870 --> 00:24:57,290
你知道吗

644
00:24:57,290 --> 00:24:59,230
他有个超级大的钳子

645
00:24:59,230 --> 00:25:01,570
他那个嘴是长得像钳子一样咬人

646
00:25:01,570 --> 00:25:06,170
一口能咬出一个大花的那种蚂蚁就很吓人了

647
00:25:06,170 --> 00:25:07,640
苍穹主宰啊

648
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:08,810
大乱斗开了

649
00:25:08,810 --> 00:25:10,310
我可以开大乱斗了

650
00:25:10,310 --> 00:25:11,630
谢谢哎呦

651
00:25:11,630 --> 00:25:12,950
想起来有大乱斗了

652
00:25:12,950 --> 00:25:13,850
开心开心

653
00:25:13,850 --> 00:25:15,680
厚哥你阿里嘎抖

654
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:22,970
这就四连姐姐姐姐再复刻也不行

655
00:25:22,970 --> 00:25:24,710
他现在这什么呀

656
00:25:24,710 --> 00:25:25,520
哎呦我去

657
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:29,780
大家都苍穹主宰能不能给点面子

658
00:25:32,140 --> 00:25:33,340
你别给对面送

659
00:25:33,340 --> 00:25:34,920
别给票了

660
00:25:35,980 --> 00:25:37,800
大家都是苍穹主宰

661
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:40,050
能不能给点面子啊

662
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:45,480
蚂蚁你养过

663
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:47,090
你还有养蚂蚁的

664
00:25:47,090 --> 00:25:51,140
我之前看说那个当你没有时间陪伴宠物

665
00:25:51,140 --> 00:25:53,120
也没有时间出门遛宠物的时候

666
00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:54,920
你应该选择一个什么样的宠物

667
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:56,360
作为你家里面的陪伴

668
00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:58,130
你这个呃几年的

669
00:25:58,130 --> 00:26:01,120
一个度过你闲暇时间的一个爱好呢

670
00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:03,700
答案就是你可以选择养蚂蚁

671
00:26:03,700 --> 00:26:05,680
你给蚂蚁一个透明的玻璃缸

672
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:07,540
然后往里面放一些实用的

673
00:26:07,540 --> 00:26:08,620
那叫什么来着

674
00:26:08,620 --> 00:26:09,940
是像蜡一样

675
00:26:09,940 --> 00:26:12,130
有点像那个果冻一样的东西

676
00:26:12,130 --> 00:26:14,890
你就可以享受这个很多虫子

677
00:26:14,890 --> 00:26:16,630
在这个透明的玻璃缸里面

678
00:26:16,630 --> 00:26:20,479
在你给他们规定的这个辣的区域内

679
00:26:20,479 --> 00:26:22,099
挖出一条一条通道的

680
00:26:22,099 --> 00:26:24,840
看着他们建造家园的感觉啊

681
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:27,540
同时这个蜡也是蚂蚁可以食用的材质

682
00:26:27,540 --> 00:26:29,120
所以他们一边盖房子

683
00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:30,080
一边挖洞

684
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:31,460
你可以一边观察他们

685
00:26:31,460 --> 00:26:33,680
然后一边还省着给他们投放饲料

686
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:36,910
可以在这个小小的这个玻璃缸中去

687
00:26:36,910 --> 00:26:38,770
感受一个社会的魅力啊

688
00:26:38,770 --> 00:26:40,460
我不知道是为什么诶

689
00:26:40,460 --> 00:26:43,040
我居然被这个东西说动心了一下

690
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:44,900
还真想过跟我妈妈说

691
00:26:44,900 --> 00:26:46,400
我说妈我想养宠物

692
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:48,200
我妈妈说养什么呃

693
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:49,520
狗狗养了一个

694
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:52,690
你在一窝狗里面挑了一只白的白的吧

695
00:26:52,690 --> 00:26:54,850
天天粘在垫子上不起来

696
00:26:54,850 --> 00:26:56,530
大白狗也不是大的

697
00:26:56,530 --> 00:26:58,800
小白狗粘在垫子上不起来

698
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,060
一看他不会跑步

699
00:27:00,060 --> 00:27:01,320
原来是后腿不行

700
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:04,710
然后你又养了一只猫

701
00:27:04,710 --> 00:27:06,180
这个猫呢又特别野

702
00:27:06,180 --> 00:27:09,660
天天只会趴在那个沙发后面看你啊

703
00:27:09,660 --> 00:27:11,700
有的时候你不喜欢吃冰棍

704
00:27:11,700 --> 00:27:14,940
你丢到沙发后面都被那个猫舔干净了

705
00:27:15,020 --> 00:27:17,000
你说你养宠物这么失败

706
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,320
你这次要养什么呀

707
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:19,820
我说妈妈我要养蚂蚁

708
00:27:19,820 --> 00:27:21,320
妈妈给了我两个大嘴巴子

709
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,430
从此我就不再提这件事情了

710
00:27:25,510 --> 00:27:27,450
你的鸡架是不是红了

711
00:27:27,450 --> 00:27:29,340
感觉有点炸啊

712
00:27:30,300 --> 00:27:34,440
我看一下啊啊喂

713
00:27:35,740 --> 00:27:36,780
我看不见啊

714
00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:38,340
哪里能看红啊

715
00:27:38,340 --> 00:27:40,170
一直有个红点诶

716
00:27:40,170 --> 00:27:44,870
在哪里可以看啊啊我看不到哈哈

717
00:27:44,870 --> 00:27:47,810
最早开始养日本弓背蚁子

718
00:27:47,810 --> 00:27:52,460
之后开始转收获蚁跟草地铺道这么专业

719
00:27:52,460 --> 00:27:54,550
我去这么专业

720
00:27:54,550 --> 00:27:57,070
那种透明胶的是最低端的

721
00:27:57,070 --> 00:27:58,460
对蚂蚁不好

722
00:27:58,580 --> 00:28:00,380
对蚂蚁不好

723
00:28:00,380 --> 00:28:02,510
但养蚂蚁养蚂蚁会对我不好

724
00:28:02,510 --> 00:28:03,630
我受不了

725
00:28:03,630 --> 00:28:06,060
哎呦没听出异常

726
00:28:06,060 --> 00:28:06,870
不知道

727
00:28:06,870 --> 00:28:07,950
那可能是我的问题

728
00:28:07,950 --> 00:28:08,850
我们是审批

729
00:28:08,850 --> 00:28:09,780
他是平常

730
00:28:09,780 --> 00:28:11,580
你知道他平常在看直播

731
00:28:11,580 --> 00:28:12,420
他是怎么看的

732
00:28:12,420 --> 00:28:14,940
他应该是贴在那个音响上面去听

733
00:28:14,940 --> 00:28:16,500
它贴在那个音响上面

734
00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:17,700
把音量放到最大

735
00:28:17,700 --> 00:28:20,890
然后主播主播在这边一边说话

736
00:28:20,890 --> 00:28:21,610
一边干什么

737
00:28:21,610 --> 00:28:22,750
他都能听得见啊

738
00:28:22,750 --> 00:28:24,460
就是这种感觉你知道吧

739
00:28:24,460 --> 00:28:29,560
不出意外的这个呃这个这个首胜是输了

740
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:30,680
非常正常

741
00:28:31,740 --> 00:28:33,620
谢谢大家的乱斗卡捏

742
00:28:33,620 --> 00:28:34,460
感谢支持

743
00:28:34,460 --> 00:28:36,020
养蛇吧不行

744
00:28:36,020 --> 00:28:39,009
这边只能只能养点小的房东

745
00:28:39,009 --> 00:28:40,989
来了之后能藏起来的东西

746
00:28:40,989 --> 00:28:42,459
比如说老鼠

747
00:28:42,459 --> 00:28:43,869
比如说乌龟

748
00:28:43,869 --> 00:28:46,100
比如说我哈哈哈哈

749
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:50,300
比如说这些这些这些东西可以藏起来了

750
00:28:50,300 --> 00:28:52,550
谢谢阿莫的灯牌

751
00:28:52,550 --> 00:28:57,960
感谢谢kk kk kk kk什么声音啊

752
00:28:58,340 --> 00:29:01,160
这都是我揣测沈老师的天罚

753
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:02,060
我没揣测他

754
00:29:02,060 --> 00:29:02,990
你问他

755
00:29:02,990 --> 00:29:05,420
怪不得你把小松鼠养在后院

756
00:29:05,420 --> 00:29:05,870
是啊

757
00:29:05,870 --> 00:29:09,340
平常的时候平常的时候啊

758
00:29:09,340 --> 00:29:14,280
这个小松鼠主播一声令下一一声喵叫

759
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:15,900
他们就得从树洞里面

760
00:29:15,900 --> 00:29:16,740
从雪堆里面

761
00:29:16,740 --> 00:29:18,720
从后木屋后面钻出来

762
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:20,030
跟主播一起玩啊

763
00:29:20,030 --> 00:29:22,070
然后等到房东来了之后

764
00:29:22,070 --> 00:29:24,729
主播主播就给他们一个脸色

765
00:29:24,729 --> 00:29:26,300
让他们都躲起来

766
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:28,580
不跟我玩的人

767
00:29:28,580 --> 00:29:29,840
等我下班了之后

768
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:30,920
有他好看的

769
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:33,140
等我腾出手来就追上去

770
00:29:33,140 --> 00:29:35,110
拿大尾巴狠狠的给他抽晕

771
00:29:35,110 --> 00:29:37,420
然后给他绑在地下室里面

772
00:29:37,420 --> 00:29:41,520
只让他吃那个那个那叫什么来着

773
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:43,350
葵花籽特别难吃

774
00:29:43,350 --> 00:29:44,040
全是油

775
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:46,290
家里面的那个潮了的葵花籽

776
00:29:46,290 --> 00:29:46,770
就给他吃

777
00:29:46,770 --> 00:29:48,580
那个不给他吃核桃了

778
00:29:50,940 --> 00:29:54,140
主播如何评价我的新牌子

779
00:29:55,340 --> 00:29:59,880
迷魂烟这这三个字也就烟跟我有关系吗

780
00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:01,800
也就烟跟我有关系吗

781
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:05,620
迷魂跟主播应该是没什么太大关系的

782
00:30:05,620 --> 00:30:09,280
主播哪有那个本事迷你们的魂啊

783
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:10,540
真是的

784
00:30:10,540 --> 00:30:12,440
燕子今天生日

785
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:13,760
你真过生日

786
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:17,140
这两天怎么阴人扎堆过生日啊

787
00:30:17,140 --> 00:30:20,980
明天是今天是紫霞的生日

788
00:30:20,980 --> 00:30:23,260
今天也是凌潇凌的生日

789
00:30:23,260 --> 00:30:28,020
然后明天是是那个阿萍的生日啊

790
00:30:28,180 --> 00:30:30,400
怎么怎么扎堆过生日

791
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:34,140
你们啊米有关系

792
00:30:34,140 --> 00:30:36,280
魂也有关系

793
00:30:37,100 --> 00:30:39,340
拆开每个字都有关系

794
00:30:39,340 --> 00:30:42,130
组合在一起就没关系了

795
00:30:42,130 --> 00:30:43,300
真有钱啊

796
00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:44,580
那我给你唱啊

797
00:30:44,580 --> 00:30:46,740
我生日那天我给他们唱锁

798
00:30:46,740 --> 00:30:47,760
嗨嗨的时候

799
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:51,280
还有人说主播说主播唱的不好听的

800
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:53,620
主播怎么记得这么多人的生日

801
00:30:53,620 --> 00:30:57,340
不是是他们嗯过生日的时候

802
00:30:57,340 --> 00:30:59,170
就如果说你上一个生日

803
00:30:59,170 --> 00:31:01,240
我给你过了这个生日周

804
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:03,840
周期可能就会有一点印象啊

805
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:08,540
但是他们一般过生日的时候会告诉我

806
00:31:08,540 --> 00:31:10,100
会在群里面叫我

807
00:31:10,100 --> 00:31:11,570
或者会来直播间

808
00:31:12,330 --> 00:31:16,199
请你陪能把紫霞拉过来一起a了

809
00:31:16,199 --> 00:31:17,459
你把他喊过来吧

810
00:31:17,459 --> 00:31:18,599
那就一起跟他说

811
00:31:18,599 --> 00:31:19,259
嗨嗨了吧

812
00:31:19,259 --> 00:31:20,939
我差点放了个戒烟出来

813
00:31:20,939 --> 00:31:24,200
今天有点傻人了哈哈有点傻

814
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:27,110
软在身上的大家嗯

815
00:31:27,110 --> 00:31:28,880
怎么回事呢

816
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:31,960
嗯生日快乐捏

817
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:34,040
主办不屑于迷魂

818
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:36,380
只需要骗你骗手上的一毛钱

819
00:31:36,380 --> 00:31:37,220
没骗到主播

820
00:31:37,220 --> 00:31:37,880
还有骗你的

821
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:39,269
本下主办

822
00:31:39,269 --> 00:31:41,009
你还记得我几月生日吗

823
00:31:41,009 --> 00:31:42,629
这是什么死亡问题啊

824
00:31:42,629 --> 00:31:44,320
这是哈哈哈哈

825
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:46,120
什么死亡问题

826
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:51,220
哎呦亨泰我有没有给亨泰过过生日啊

827
00:31:51,220 --> 00:31:53,320
我想想

828
00:31:53,900 --> 00:31:55,550
有点记不太清

829
00:31:55,550 --> 00:31:57,020
主播有点记不太清

830
00:31:57,020 --> 00:31:58,280
可以告诉主播一下

831
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:00,120
主播不一定不一定

832
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:03,420
那什么不一定不一定不一定都能记得住

833
00:32:03,420 --> 00:32:05,160
因为我是猪呃

834
00:32:06,180 --> 00:32:07,920
这个这个是很正常的

835
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:09,280
因为我是猪主播

836
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:12,540
你还记得我什么时候说能不能别拷打主播呀

837
00:32:12,540 --> 00:32:13,740
别拷打主播

838
00:32:13,740 --> 00:32:15,060
你告诉主播一下

839
00:32:15,060 --> 00:32:16,790
能不能高情商一点

840
00:32:16,790 --> 00:32:18,410
告诉主播一下主播

841
00:32:18,410 --> 00:32:20,630
我是哪天哪天哪天的生日

842
00:32:20,630 --> 00:32:22,370
你能不能那么伤心了

843
00:32:22,370 --> 00:32:23,480
该切歌了

844
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:24,860
真的让你伤心的

845
00:32:24,860 --> 00:32:26,660
你肯定不会切歌的主播

846
00:32:26,660 --> 00:32:28,190
这样的你就很容易切歌

847
00:32:28,190 --> 00:32:28,949
哎呦

848
00:32:29,014 --> 00:32:37,560
主办开到我是哪天生日的吗

849
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:44,560
哎我去翻翻你的什么

850
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:45,700
谁问我生日

851
00:32:45,700 --> 00:32:48,700
我马上就开始通过你的社交账号

852
00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:50,900
开始查询你的个人信息啊

853
00:32:50,900 --> 00:32:52,940
看到你的生日的同时

854
00:32:52,940 --> 00:32:56,770
让你看到了你的什么大头贴生活照片

855
00:32:56,770 --> 00:32:59,350
看到了你淘宝的这个收货地址

856
00:32:59,350 --> 00:33:02,500
然后顺便再看看你的生日是吧

857
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:09,200
真不能乱开啊啊这不能乱开的

858
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,000
我跟你说这个说明什么

859
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,520
说明主播是一个不完的好孩子

860
00:33:15,710 --> 00:33:19,180
主播忘记说明主播是个不完美的好孩子啊

861
00:33:19,180 --> 00:33:21,940
好吧呵呵呵呵

862
00:33:23,620 --> 00:33:24,870
笑的想鼠

863
00:33:24,870 --> 00:33:26,280
主播记得我生日吗

864
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:27,270
你是谁啊

865
00:33:27,270 --> 00:33:29,520
我去看看他们家

866
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:31,200
你别气了

867
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:35,720
我去还是把沈嫣先切割了吧

868
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:39,760
沈燕在直播间里面一天到晚上查这个查那个的

869
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:40,780
好崩溃啊

870
00:33:40,780 --> 00:33:42,040
别查了

871
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:43,390
差不多可以了

872
00:33:43,390 --> 00:33:44,980
直接点个外卖

873
00:33:44,980 --> 00:33:47,030
祝他生日快乐

874
00:33:47,030 --> 00:33:49,250
就给你买个外卖蛋糕啊

875
00:33:49,250 --> 00:33:53,960
收拾当天给你买个蛋糕外卖好吗

876
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,660
主播不知道你们的生日说明了什么

877
00:33:56,660 --> 00:33:58,350
主播玩和玩的很好

878
00:33:58,350 --> 00:33:59,490
绝不外露

879
00:33:59,490 --> 00:34:00,690
主播知道你们的消息

880
00:34:00,690 --> 00:34:03,270
说明主播是玩和怪物玩

881
00:34:03,270 --> 00:34:05,420
就是玩了你们的渴死了

882
00:34:05,525 --> 00:34:08,120
那那主播不记得你们的声音

883
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:12,500
你们又会说主播主播主播你是不是不喜欢我了

884
00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:14,200
我要跟你切割

885
00:34:14,219 --> 00:34:15,899
那你告诉我一下吗

886
00:34:15,899 --> 00:34:17,699
我争取努力记得吗

887
00:34:18,839 --> 00:34:20,339
那大家跟我相处

888
00:34:20,339 --> 00:34:26,919
这种这种事情肯定是你得你得多告诉我一下

889
00:34:26,919 --> 00:34:29,739
就像妈妈带小孩教小孩说话一样

890
00:34:29,739 --> 00:34:32,199
你不可能嗯你说一句

891
00:34:32,199 --> 00:34:33,040
他说一句

892
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:34,420
一下子你发一个声

893
00:34:34,420 --> 00:34:35,140
他发一个声

894
00:34:35,140 --> 00:34:36,520
他一下子就学会说话了

895
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:38,140
你说妈妈她就说妈妈

896
00:34:38,140 --> 00:34:39,130
你说我爹

897
00:34:39,130 --> 00:34:42,159
他就说我爹啊什么之类的

898
00:34:42,159 --> 00:34:44,589
这这个这个是很困难的

899
00:34:44,589 --> 00:34:45,459
欢迎猪猪

900
00:34:45,459 --> 00:34:46,449
早上好

901
00:34:46,449 --> 00:34:49,359
需要上一个金子才能帮主播恢复记忆

902
00:34:49,359 --> 00:34:50,659
你不用上金子

903
00:34:50,659 --> 00:34:52,669
白字弹幕就行了

904
00:34:52,669 --> 00:34:54,499
要得像像个金字

905
00:34:54,499 --> 00:34:56,089
我去真服了

906
00:34:56,089 --> 00:34:57,340
早上好

907
00:34:58,890 --> 00:35:00,710
都是铁傲娇是吧

908
00:35:00,710 --> 00:35:03,480
不愿意告诉主播几号生日啊

909
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:06,480
能不能别像那个幼儿园女孩子一样啊

910
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:09,130
别像幼儿园女生一样行不行

911
00:35:09,130 --> 00:35:12,130
你想要主播记得你就告诉主播嘛

912
00:35:12,130 --> 00:35:13,270
然后你多说两遍

913
00:35:13,270 --> 00:35:14,290
多念叨两遍

914
00:35:14,290 --> 00:35:16,440
主播一下就记住了

915
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:19,320
让你在直播间这么拷打主播

916
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:20,850
那主播苦思冥想

917
00:35:20,850 --> 00:35:23,770
还是还是没有得到什么有用的信息

918
00:35:23,770 --> 00:35:24,910
你说这怎么办呢

919
00:35:24,910 --> 00:35:27,840
那主播总不能真的手上在直播

920
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:29,850
然后然后那什么呀

921
00:35:29,850 --> 00:35:34,030
然后然后后面就打开网站查查你们啊

922
00:35:34,030 --> 00:35:36,730
看看这个b站ui d叉叉叉叉啊

923
00:35:36,730 --> 00:35:39,850
就这个手嘴上在在在杂谈拖时间

924
00:35:39,850 --> 00:35:41,380
马上打开对话框

925
00:35:41,380 --> 00:35:42,760
然后把人发给他

926
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:44,260
b站uid叉叉叉叉

927
00:35:44,260 --> 00:35:45,820
然后qq号叉叉叉叉

928
00:35:45,820 --> 00:35:47,590
帮我查一下这个人的生日

929
00:35:47,590 --> 00:35:50,819
然后人家说呃只查生日吗

930
00:35:50,819 --> 00:35:52,739
你不需要什么照片

931
00:35:52,739 --> 00:35:54,689
什么什么什么地址

932
00:35:54,689 --> 00:35:55,739
我说不不不

933
00:35:55,739 --> 00:35:56,279
这些不用

934
00:35:56,279 --> 00:35:57,599
你就把生日告诉我就行

935
00:35:57,599 --> 00:35:59,260
只告诉生日是不是便宜啊

936
00:35:59,260 --> 00:35:59,800
来来来

937
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:00,430
他说行

938
00:36:00,430 --> 00:36:02,020
打包18个人的生日

939
00:36:02,020 --> 00:36:02,920
200块钱来

940
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:03,360
你快

941
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:05,340
你把这个b站uid发给我

942
00:36:05,340 --> 00:36:07,200
给你查询一下他们的出生日期啊

943
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:08,700
我说ok没问题

944
00:36:08,700 --> 00:36:11,090
哈哈哈啊

945
00:36:11,090 --> 00:36:13,460
这个人也帮我查一下吧

946
00:36:13,460 --> 00:36:16,080
这个人的生日也帮我查一下吧

947
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:17,700
那怎么办嘛

948
00:36:17,700 --> 00:36:20,580
你们在直播间拷打拷打自己的生日

949
00:36:20,580 --> 00:36:21,630
那可不就是主播

950
00:36:21,630 --> 00:36:23,280
主播除了玩盒之外

951
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:24,760
只能读心了

952
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:27,400
一个是物理的这个这个渠道

953
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:28,540
一个是魔法的渠道

954
00:36:28,540 --> 00:36:29,560
那你都不同意

955
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:30,940
我问你不行吗

956
00:36:32,485 --> 00:36:34,220
我服了

957
00:36:34,220 --> 00:36:35,270
算了算了

958
00:36:35,270 --> 00:36:36,590
给大家一起唱个歌呀

959
00:36:36,590 --> 00:36:38,030
不知道自己几号生日的

960
00:36:38,030 --> 00:36:39,470
等下一起过了吧

961
00:36:39,470 --> 00:36:40,240
好吧

962
00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:41,440
大家一起过了

963
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:42,100
夜夜漫漫

964
00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:44,440
规定你的出生日期就是今天了

965
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:48,550
就大家祝各位各位平常喜欢管我叫妈妈的人

966
00:36:48,550 --> 00:36:49,750
生日快乐啊

967
00:36:49,750 --> 00:36:51,900
祝大家生日快乐

968
00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:57,780
生日快乐喵生日快乐

969
00:36:57,780 --> 00:37:04,540
喵

970
00:37:04,700 --> 00:37:08,200
表演意义也太古老了

971
00:37:08,420 --> 00:37:14,920
这个旋律有点小孤岛啊

972
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:27,830
祝各位不知道自己几号生日啊

973
00:37:27,830 --> 00:37:32,030
祝各位不知道自己几号生日的音乐人生日快乐

974
00:37:32,030 --> 00:37:35,910
哈哈哈快乐啊

975
00:37:35,910 --> 00:37:39,540
祝你生日快乐

976
00:37:52,580 --> 00:37:54,220
今天你生日

977
00:37:54,220 --> 00:37:56,430
嘿送上我祝福

978
00:37:56,430 --> 00:38:00,520
特别的日子有灿烂的笑容

979
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:02,260
我们来相聚

980
00:38:02,260 --> 00:38:04,480
带着满满的关爱

981
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:06,180
祝福你好

982
00:38:06,180 --> 00:38:10,470
隐藏大雨点燃了蜡烛

983
00:38:10,470 --> 00:38:12,480
许下你心愿

984
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:16,440
未来的日子每个梦想都实现

985
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:18,210
唱首祝福歌

986
00:38:18,210 --> 00:38:20,520
我们相亲又相爱

987
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:23,720
祝福祝你健康平安

988
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:30,500
嘿问所有的烦恼说拜拜

989
00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:34,540
对所有的快乐说hi hi

990
00:38:34,540 --> 00:38:38,770
亲爱的亲爱的生日快乐

991
00:38:38,770 --> 00:38:41,359
每一天都精彩

992
00:38:41,359 --> 00:38:46,500
来看幸福的花儿为你盛开

993
00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:50,500
听美妙的音乐为你喝彩

994
00:38:50,500 --> 00:38:54,730
亲爱的亲爱的生日快乐

995
00:38:54,730 --> 00:38:58,270
祝你幸福永远幸福

996
00:38:58,270 --> 00:39:01,560
永远欢迎羊羊

997
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:02,280
早上好

998
00:39:03,660 --> 00:39:05,700
喵喵

999
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:09,400
说起来你们知不知道一个游戏叫什么货

1000
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:13,450
霍格沃兹是不是叫霍格沃兹遗产啊还是什么的

1001
00:39:13,450 --> 00:39:15,870
是不是最近发售了呀

1002
00:39:15,870 --> 00:39:17,370
应该用什么发售

1003
00:39:17,370 --> 00:39:19,320
公测那个游戏好玩吗

1004
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:21,240
我看有主播在播诶

1005
00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:22,920
主播也可以播嘛

1006
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:23,920
我也可以播吗

1007
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:26,320
我也有点想想玩一下试试看

1008
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:27,880
我看有捏脸啊

1009
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:29,700
还可以选性别了

1010
00:39:29,940 --> 00:39:31,680
那个好玩吗

1011
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:32,820
有人玩了吗

1012
00:39:32,820 --> 00:39:33,480
是的

1013
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:35,390
什么时候公测的呀

1014
00:39:35,390 --> 00:39:38,310
爱的亲爱的生可以

1015
00:39:38,310 --> 00:39:39,900
你觉得你行吧

1016
00:39:39,900 --> 00:39:40,800
他难吗

1017
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:41,850
他不难吧

1018
00:39:41,850 --> 00:39:43,260
但这很难吗

1019
00:39:43,260 --> 00:39:45,600
应该没有什么很难的东西吧

1020
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:48,030
明天开好像评价不错

1021
00:39:48,030 --> 00:39:51,940
那要不然我们明明天就是正常

1022
00:39:51,940 --> 00:39:53,380
不是在一个早播嘛

1023
00:39:53,380 --> 00:39:55,250
就是晚播没什么问题

1024
00:39:55,250 --> 00:39:56,390
我醒着的话

1025
00:39:56,390 --> 00:39:59,980
有空的话看看能不能给大家播一下这个嘞

1026
00:39:59,980 --> 00:40:01,780
单机游戏无所谓

1027
00:40:01,780 --> 00:40:02,770
公测不难

1028
00:40:02,770 --> 00:40:03,400
不是啊

1029
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,660
就是做直播的话

1030
00:40:04,660 --> 00:40:06,580
肯定是要在那个什么

1031
00:40:06,580 --> 00:40:09,340
在这个刚刚发售的时候去玩嘛

1032
00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:11,780
因为后面大家都知道什么内容了

1033
00:40:11,780 --> 00:40:13,490
感兴趣的都玩完了

1034
00:40:13,490 --> 00:40:15,380
你不是晕3d吗

1035
00:40:15,380 --> 00:40:16,600
他是第一人称吗

1036
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:19,880
对所有的快乐说hi

1037
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:22,340
因为这个听起来还挺有意思

1038
00:40:22,340 --> 00:40:25,100
同时感觉操作难度不是那么高啊

1039
00:40:25,100 --> 00:40:26,540
播播一场试试看看

1040
00:40:26,540 --> 00:40:28,980
要不然你们要是不反对的话

1041
00:40:28,980 --> 00:40:30,660
主播明天播一场试试看

1042
00:40:30,660 --> 00:40:32,370
为你盛开

1043
00:40:32,370 --> 00:40:34,660
听美妙的音乐

1044
00:40:34,660 --> 00:40:36,310
为你喝彩

1045
00:40:36,310 --> 00:40:39,310
那个霍格沃兹遗产

1046
00:40:39,310 --> 00:40:45,520
玩那个那个对应该是今天的凌晨就可以玩了

1047
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:47,020
是已经公测了吗

1048
00:40:47,020 --> 00:40:48,340
现在就能玩是吗

1049
00:40:51,700 --> 00:40:53,680
现在就可以玩吧

1050
00:40:53,759 --> 00:40:56,579
第三人称的3d也对

1051
00:40:56,579 --> 00:40:58,109
差不多是这个意思吧

1052
00:41:04,879 --> 00:41:06,679
这歌后黑怎么这么长

1053
00:41:09,019 --> 00:41:10,150
2.8

1054
00:41:10,150 --> 00:41:13,150
那不是跟阿萍一天生日吗

1055
00:41:13,150 --> 00:41:14,620
今天是2月7号

1056
00:41:14,620 --> 00:41:17,000
那是明天明天的凌晨

1057
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,840
这不是手机游戏吧

1058
00:41:19,180 --> 00:41:22,090
哦这是电脑游戏吧

1059
00:41:22,090 --> 00:41:24,820
这不是手机游戏吧

1060
00:41:24,820 --> 00:41:26,500
豪华版可以

1061
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:28,720
我看看啊

1062
00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:31,330
看看不能连接是吗

1063
00:41:31,330 --> 00:41:33,280
虽然主播没有朋友啊

1064
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:35,840
但是主播对于这种电脑游戏呃

1065
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:37,580
一旦完全不能联机

1066
00:41:37,580 --> 00:41:39,020
我就会觉得很孤独

1067
00:41:39,020 --> 00:41:41,900
不知道为啥大家也知道

1068
00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:46,150
主播很少玩一些那种很大的大啊之类的

1069
00:41:46,150 --> 00:41:47,950
你玩电脑游戏啊

1070
00:41:47,950 --> 00:41:49,660
我也不是不玩了

1071
00:41:49,660 --> 00:41:50,380
什么

1072
00:41:50,380 --> 00:41:53,350
我超这么惊讶的吗

1073
00:41:53,350 --> 00:41:54,910
这么惊讶

1074
00:41:54,910 --> 00:41:57,190
怎么那主播还玩过原的主播

1075
00:41:57,190 --> 00:41:58,510
从来没拿手机玩过

1076
00:41:58,510 --> 00:41:59,160
原

1077
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:01,740
这辈子玩源一直都是拿电脑玩的

1078
00:42:01,740 --> 00:42:04,680
从来这辈子没有拿手机玩过一分钟的圆啊

1079
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:06,720
手机玩原想吐呃

1080
00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:09,510
典藏版不能连接

1081
00:42:09,510 --> 00:42:12,490
我还会玩玩那个游戏机

1082
00:42:12,490 --> 00:42:14,560
我还会玩switch的

1083
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:17,650
这么惊讶吗

1084
00:42:19,210 --> 00:42:21,210
肥猫苍穹标还没回收

1085
00:42:21,210 --> 00:42:22,530
八成是不回收了吧

1086
00:42:22,530 --> 00:42:24,100
顶着个苍穹标

1087
00:42:24,100 --> 00:42:28,120
点这个苍穹不要150分都打不过这苍穹标

1088
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:29,780
太丢人了

1089
00:42:29,780 --> 00:42:33,000
主播是最丢人的苍穹了

1090
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,430
我手机玩任何游戏都想吐

1091
00:42:35,430 --> 00:42:37,320
没有我手机搓玻璃板的话

1092
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:40,060
好多都是能能搓出来那种

1093
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:43,260
就比如说玩龙啊

1094
00:42:43,260 --> 00:42:46,560
玩五啊这些游戏还可以

1095
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:49,260
但手机玩原那个手感是真的逆天

1096
00:42:49,260 --> 00:42:51,140
我不说玩原神想吐

1097
00:42:51,140 --> 00:42:53,780
而且手机玩人真的很想吐

1098
00:42:53,780 --> 00:42:56,700
因为是主播是社会型人格

1099
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:05,400
什么是社会型人格啊

1100
00:43:06,220 --> 00:43:08,880
呃那你不要就给回收了得了

1101
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:09,670
那不行

1102
00:43:09,670 --> 00:43:10,540
那不行

1103
00:43:10,540 --> 00:43:13,660
还是得要的

1104
00:43:13,660 --> 00:43:16,720
主播今天能赚到买游戏的米吗

1105
00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:18,880
你能不能别打击主播呀

1106
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:20,380
我现在就下播

1107
00:43:20,380 --> 00:43:21,370
拜拜

1108
00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:24,670
怎么有这样的人啊

1109
00:43:24,670 --> 00:43:26,320
主播都没提呢

1110
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:28,300
你开始提是吧

1111
00:43:29,060 --> 00:43:34,640
往人家伤口上撒盐是一件这么好玩的事情吗

1112
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:37,460
哎呀受不了了

1113
00:43:37,460 --> 00:43:40,070
你还玩过什么别的pc游戏

1114
00:43:40,070 --> 00:43:41,620
我忘记了

1115
00:43:41,620 --> 00:43:42,970
我忘记了

1116
00:43:42,970 --> 00:43:44,860
我298买了

1117
00:43:44,860 --> 00:43:46,920
到时候玩不明白

1118
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:49,560
幸好你们不知道主播的那个什么呀

1119
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:51,820
你们不知道我的那个叫什么来着

1120
00:43:51,820 --> 00:43:53,680
你不知道我的那个steam账号啊

1121
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:54,760
要不然我下播了

1122
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:57,810
怕把人往我那个游戏里面去塞

1123
00:43:57,810 --> 00:44:01,170
不是要我把我那个什么库存里面给我送游戏

1124
00:44:01,170 --> 00:44:02,790
给我塞到里面去

1125
00:44:02,790 --> 00:44:04,920
怕你们给我送恐怖游戏

1126
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:08,640
豪华版多啥东西

1127
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:11,340
买338有黑魔法套装啊

1128
00:44:11,340 --> 00:44:12,600
这么好黑魔法

1129
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:14,489
就喜欢就喜欢什么

1130
00:44:14,489 --> 00:44:16,519
就喜欢施展一些叛逆

1131
00:44:16,519 --> 00:44:21,420
现在主播玩这个哈利波特魔法觉醒的时候啊

1132
00:44:21,420 --> 00:44:22,650
很喜欢那个

1133
00:44:22,650 --> 00:44:25,770
一开始是玩那个那个贝拉食死徒吧

1134
00:44:25,770 --> 00:44:26,970
后面就玩什么

1135
00:44:26,970 --> 00:44:29,880
他们玩那个闪现阿瓦达

1136
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:32,400
反正就是不不玩正派的东西啊

1137
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:33,560
后面就不玩

1138
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:38,840
能不能发一下steam看一下

1139
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:40,580
我看一下呃

1140
00:44:40,580 --> 00:44:42,260
这个主播加什么

1141
00:44:42,260 --> 00:44:48,500
加加加加观众的sim好友不算是违规行为吧

1142
00:44:48,500 --> 00:44:50,400
我看他们大部分都会有

1143
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:52,080
谢谢小熊猫猫的告白

1144
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:52,590
花海

1145
00:44:52,590 --> 00:44:53,700
感谢支持

1146
00:44:53,700 --> 00:44:57,939
红豆你阿里嘎多哦

1147
00:44:57,939 --> 00:45:00,399
你们能看到我的账号吗

1148
00:45:00,399 --> 00:45:02,559
你们要是能看到我的账号的话

1149
00:45:02,559 --> 00:45:04,820
就还是不加了吧

1150
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:06,640
还是不加了吧

1151
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:10,970
这是拿我以前的一个一个qq注册的

1152
00:45:10,970 --> 00:45:14,500
所以他看起来就不是很那啥耶

1153
00:45:14,500 --> 00:45:16,330
我的好友是零诶

1154
00:45:16,330 --> 00:45:17,710
我的好友是零

1155
00:45:17,710 --> 00:45:19,510
没有一个都没有

1156
00:45:20,690 --> 00:45:21,950
加我好吗

1157
00:45:21,950 --> 00:45:22,970
不能加吧

1158
00:45:22,970 --> 00:45:24,770
这个这个是能加的吗

1159
00:45:24,770 --> 00:45:27,670
房和天才啊啊这和人高手

1160
00:45:27,670 --> 00:45:29,110
房和天才神秘预估

1161
00:45:29,110 --> 00:45:29,770
你给我

1162
00:45:29,770 --> 00:45:31,870
我试一下什么给你我你试一下

1163
00:45:31,870 --> 00:45:32,830
你给我认真点

1164
00:45:32,830 --> 00:45:33,740
你给我醒醒

1165
00:45:33,740 --> 00:45:35,640
这个是能加的吗

1166
00:45:36,559 --> 00:45:38,139
最近沉迷足球

1167
00:45:38,139 --> 00:45:39,279
锦鲤2023

1168
00:45:39,279 --> 00:45:40,640
这个得会玩吧

1169
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:43,160
这个得会平常会踢足球

1170
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:44,540
或者说喜欢看足球比赛

1171
00:45:44,540 --> 00:45:46,160
玩起来才好玩吧

1172
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:47,120
可以夹着吗

1173
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:48,410
会不会配合呀

1174
00:45:48,410 --> 00:45:50,870
啊能能加吗

1175
00:45:54,110 --> 00:45:54,920
我不知道

1176
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:56,199
所以得适应啊

1177
00:45:57,339 --> 00:45:58,419
什么意思啊

1178
00:45:58,419 --> 00:45:59,679
不是啊

1179
00:45:59,679 --> 00:46:01,160
万一不合的话

1180
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:02,480
你你给你试一下

1181
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:04,820
你不是咔咔一下把主播就给开了

1182
00:46:04,820 --> 00:46:08,680
卧槽你的好友是零推我好吗

1183
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:09,940
爱我说

1184
00:46:09,940 --> 00:46:12,160
我的steam里面没有好友什么

1185
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:13,960
我的好友是零啊

1186
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:19,279
诡计多端的通讯录真的是done in another

1187
00:46:19,279 --> 00:46:20,869
什么都要推给你

1188
00:46:20,869 --> 00:46:22,249
只会害了你

1189
00:46:22,249 --> 00:46:25,010
什么叫我的好友是零推我好吗

1190
00:46:25,034 --> 00:46:26,330
这

1191
00:46:28,910 --> 00:46:32,580
明明是一个孤独的v up的故事

1192
00:46:33,580 --> 00:46:38,700
怎么一下子一转变成通讯通讯录交友平台了呀

1193
00:46:38,700 --> 00:46:41,720
嗯好可怕啊

1194
00:46:42,660 --> 00:46:44,690
被被同性恋吓晕

1195
00:46:44,690 --> 00:46:46,160
被同性恋吓晕了

1196
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:53,980
大家没听说过用steam和steam可以看到曾用名

1197
00:46:53,980 --> 00:46:57,640
那我的朋友名假设说是我的一个邮箱怎么办呢

1198
00:46:57,640 --> 00:46:59,320
在哪里可以删朋友名

1199
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:00,760
算了之后再说吧

1200
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:01,750
最后再说吧

1201
00:47:01,750 --> 00:47:03,160
加我好吗

1202
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:05,029
让我成为那个一

1203
00:47:05,029 --> 00:47:06,829
i love you

1204
00:47:06,829 --> 00:47:07,549
you love me

1205
00:47:07,549 --> 00:47:10,920
we can go fool me

1206
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:11,640
fool me

1207
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:14,859
oh my god

1208
00:47:16,039 --> 00:47:17,349
有点吓人了

1209
00:47:17,349 --> 00:47:19,299
你能不能别在主播直播间

1210
00:47:19,299 --> 00:47:22,220
堂而皇之的讨论合不合的问题啊

1211
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:26,820
不是你别别开不开绑定之类的了

1212
00:47:26,820 --> 00:47:28,320
你别反向教学行不行

1213
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:28,920
你开一下

1214
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:30,170
你自己试试

1215
00:47:30,170 --> 00:47:31,970
你别在主播直播间就开

1216
00:47:31,970 --> 00:47:34,190
我主播知道你不会对我下刀的

1217
00:47:34,190 --> 00:47:35,870
但是看着还挺吓人的

1218
00:47:35,870 --> 00:47:37,200
谁也不喜欢

1219
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:39,960
谁也不喜欢一个刀天天架在自己脖子上

1220
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:41,520
哪怕是刀背冲自己啊

1221
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:42,180
挺吓人的

1222
00:47:42,180 --> 00:47:44,100
你自己自己私下去试试

1223
00:47:44,100 --> 00:47:45,560
能不能开自己吧

1224
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:47,840
别在我这里讨论这么危险的话题

1225
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:49,800
好可怕啊

1226
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:54,060
你的注册邮箱应该就是第一个曾用名

1227
00:48:01,720 --> 00:48:03,180
好可怕呀

1228
00:48:03,180 --> 00:48:04,240
受不了了

1229
00:48:04,819 --> 00:48:06,589
可以清除的吧

1230
00:48:06,589 --> 00:48:07,519
应该可以吧

1231
00:48:07,519 --> 00:48:10,500
个人资料里面名字上面有个小箭头

1232
00:48:10,799 --> 00:48:14,680
编几个人资料名称哦

1233
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:16,060
他只能编辑啊

1234
00:48:16,060 --> 00:48:17,880
但是他没有别的了

1235
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:24,170
没有别的了哦没了

1236
00:48:32,279 --> 00:48:34,580
要说耶耶人字和

1237
00:48:34,580 --> 00:48:39,450
因为他他反正他自己自己看一下自己不行吗

1238
00:48:39,450 --> 00:48:41,100
拿个干净的邮箱

1239
00:48:41,100 --> 00:48:43,110
注册个新的steam小号

1240
00:48:43,110 --> 00:48:44,750
给你送恐怖游戏

1241
00:48:45,750 --> 00:48:48,640
我不要不要给我塞恐怖游戏

1242
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:50,800
给我整点好玩的

1243
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:54,700
有没有什么比较有意思的呀

1244
00:48:54,700 --> 00:48:57,340
主播这个智商也能玩明白的

1245
00:48:57,340 --> 00:48:59,800
有了给我送点那个内扣

1246
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:00,550
啪啦吧

1247
00:49:00,550 --> 00:49:01,300
好不好

1248
00:49:01,340 --> 00:49:04,480
给我送那个那个pa吧

1249
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:07,480
我想要那个嗯

1250
00:49:09,379 --> 00:49:13,119
右上的右后面那里有个查看个人资料

1251
00:49:13,119 --> 00:49:13,960
好好好

1252
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:15,280
等下我下播再看看

1253
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:17,410
告诉我个内裤破烂板好不好

1254
00:49:17,410 --> 00:49:19,000
干什么

1255
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,460
那不是全年龄向的游戏吗

1256
00:49:21,460 --> 00:49:25,060
之前不是有人说那个是全年龄的游戏

1257
00:49:25,060 --> 00:49:27,700
没有补丁的哦

1258
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:40,270
我还买过那个巧克力跟香子兰的那个叫什么呃

1259
00:49:42,100 --> 00:49:43,360
我还买过呢

1260
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:45,040
是gsc pop出的吧

1261
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:46,480
是不是那个我忘记了

1262
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:49,700
反正是呃一个300多啊

1263
00:49:49,799 --> 00:49:51,479
一对的话是多少

1264
00:49:51,479 --> 00:49:53,279
400 500 600忘记了

1265
00:49:53,279 --> 00:49:55,199
反正没有超过1000啊

1266
00:49:55,199 --> 00:49:58,440
单个的话在400以下就挺好看的

1267
00:49:58,440 --> 00:49:59,700
我还买过那个了

1268
00:49:59,700 --> 00:50:01,020
但是我没摸到啊

1269
00:50:01,020 --> 00:50:03,140
因为直接寄到我家里面去了

1270
00:50:03,140 --> 00:50:05,480
我妈摸了之后觉得还挺好的

1271
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:07,790
说比家里面现在的手办穿的多

1272
00:50:07,790 --> 00:50:09,620
我就不好意思告诉她

1273
00:50:09,620 --> 00:50:16,190
这个其实呃好像就嗯确实是

1274
00:50:16,190 --> 00:50:18,110
但是不打补丁谁玩

1275
00:50:18,110 --> 00:50:19,430
至少我不玩

1276
00:50:19,430 --> 00:50:21,480
哎呀好变态啊

1277
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:25,399
你就不能抱有一种纯粹的喜欢猫娘的感觉吧

1278
00:50:25,399 --> 00:50:28,120
怎么让我自己买nico para

1279
00:50:28,299 --> 00:50:30,939
然后你给我送dlc

1280
00:50:33,039 --> 00:50:33,939
这不好吧

1281
00:50:33,939 --> 00:50:34,599
这不好吧

1282
00:50:34,599 --> 00:50:37,819
有些只有一些这个奖励自己的环节

1283
00:50:37,819 --> 00:50:39,679
还需要保持纯粹性的

1284
00:50:39,679 --> 00:50:39,979
对

1285
00:50:39,979 --> 00:50:43,380
你可以自己猫在被窝里面偷偷的看本子

1286
00:50:43,380 --> 00:50:45,660
但是你不能跟整个寝室的人一起

1287
00:50:45,660 --> 00:50:47,150
凑在投影屏前面

1288
00:50:47,150 --> 00:50:49,370
给他们展示自己喜欢的本子啊

1289
00:50:49,370 --> 00:50:49,940
对不起

1290
00:50:49,940 --> 00:50:50,750
不是嫌弃

1291
00:50:50,750 --> 00:50:54,140
但是有些爱好终究是难登大雅之堂的

1292
00:50:54,140 --> 00:50:55,850
不要为难主播了

1293
00:50:55,850 --> 00:50:58,380
主播什么不要为难主播

1294
00:50:58,380 --> 00:50:59,520
这不行的

1295
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:01,800
是不是可以给燕子送黄油

1296
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:03,540
我不会接这种东西的

1297
00:51:03,540 --> 00:51:05,060
我不要黄油

1298
00:51:05,060 --> 00:51:06,620
我直播不要黄油

1299
00:51:06,620 --> 00:51:07,040
别搞

1300
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:08,300
别搞直播了

1301
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:10,400
懒得玩

1302
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:10,580
哎

1303
00:51:10,580 --> 00:51:11,420
我一玩黄油

1304
00:51:11,420 --> 00:51:12,320
我不想直播了

1305
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:13,069
怎么办

1306
00:51:13,069 --> 00:51:14,509
谢谢奈落的爱心

1307
00:51:14,509 --> 00:51:18,049
谢谢今天主播送游戏

1308
00:51:18,049 --> 00:51:19,669
主播就一直玩主播

1309
00:51:19,669 --> 00:51:23,670
主播玩完了之后昏天黑地的作业也不写了

1310
00:51:23,670 --> 00:51:24,720
课也不上了

1311
00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:26,640
然后直播也不播了

1312
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:29,610
你们只能看着steam好友列表里面啊

1313
00:51:29,610 --> 00:51:30,480
一直在线

1314
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:31,840
一直在玩什么游戏

1315
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:33,460
游戏正在进行中

1316
00:51:33,460 --> 00:51:36,760
一看内扣扒拉1200小时怎么办啊

1317
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:38,050
这这你们

1318
00:51:38,050 --> 00:51:39,970
你们把自己喜欢的主播

1319
00:51:39,970 --> 00:51:42,790
亲手送到了一个其他的领域里面

1320
00:51:42,790 --> 00:51:44,650
他再也不回来直播了

1321
00:51:44,650 --> 00:51:45,980
你们不会哭吗

1322
00:51:45,980 --> 00:51:48,440
啊可以直播吗

1323
00:51:50,270 --> 00:51:52,740
什么时候主播要换号

1324
00:51:52,740 --> 00:51:53,880
要转生了

1325
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:54,960
这个之前吧

1326
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:58,300
主播就最后给大家玩一次黄油啊

1327
00:51:58,300 --> 00:52:01,360
然后在这个欢声笑语之中打出gg

1328
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:03,620
把直播间直接永久封禁掉

1329
00:52:03,620 --> 00:52:05,840
走着走着什么来的

1330
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:09,800
虽然不是这个这个这个充满神奇啊

1331
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:12,530
但是走的时候是充满神圣的

1332
00:52:13,340 --> 00:52:14,960
才能睡得着

1333
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:18,260
然后肥猫不能毕业就只能直播了

1334
00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:19,820
你们pua主播是吧

1335
00:52:19,820 --> 00:52:21,320
让主播学校毕不了业

1336
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:24,490
只能只能拥有一个高中毕业的学历

1337
00:52:24,490 --> 00:52:26,840
拥有一个高中毕业的学历之后

1338
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:29,150
在现实生活中找不到工作

1339
00:52:29,150 --> 00:52:29,960
只能回来

1340
00:52:32,540 --> 00:52:34,640
好有心机的人啊

1341
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:35,580
我的天呐

1342
00:52:35,580 --> 00:52:37,740
一会把主播养废掉了

1343
00:52:37,740 --> 00:52:39,330
主播除了直播之外

1344
00:52:39,330 --> 00:52:41,850
就没有没有别的能干的了

1345
00:52:41,850 --> 00:52:43,840
那关键是哎呦

1346
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:45,850
你今天这个收入水平

1347
00:52:45,850 --> 00:52:47,670
主播就是全职当包

1348
00:52:47,670 --> 00:52:49,770
连没有钱包的钱都挣不到

1349
00:52:49,770 --> 00:52:52,180
更别说吃罐头了啊

1350
00:52:52,180 --> 00:52:54,400
好崩溃嗯

1351
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:56,830
被封了就安心玩黄油

1352
00:52:56,830 --> 00:52:57,520
这是什么

1353
00:53:02,700 --> 00:53:04,110
怕找不到你

1354
00:53:04,110 --> 00:53:06,129
好像你的坏笑

1355
00:53:06,129 --> 00:53:07,749
饿得受不了

1356
00:53:07,749 --> 00:53:09,549
又不想吃太饱

1357
00:53:09,549 --> 00:53:11,420
你要对我很好

1358
00:53:11,420 --> 00:53:13,340
我才能睡得着

1359
00:53:13,340 --> 00:53:15,620
门前左右撒娇

1360
00:53:15,620 --> 00:53:17,760
我最想要偷偷的放

1361
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:20,280
是别人体验不到

1362
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:22,100
我是你的女王

1363
00:53:22,100 --> 00:53:23,840
你是我的太阳

1364
00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:27,110
让我们相互给一个抱抱

1365
00:53:27,110 --> 00:53:30,320
换大头黄油

1366
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:31,460
不至于沉迷的

1367
00:53:31,460 --> 00:53:32,360
又不是文明

1368
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:34,260
欧陆异星工厂这种

1369
00:53:34,260 --> 00:53:35,580
我有一个朋友啊

1370
00:53:35,580 --> 00:53:36,420
我有个朋友

1371
00:53:36,420 --> 00:53:37,740
他们一玩文明六

1372
00:53:37,740 --> 00:53:39,480
他可以整天整宿

1373
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:40,680
整天整宿的玩

1374
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:43,680
就是那种48小时吃一顿饭

1375
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:44,610
喝两杯水

1376
00:53:44,610 --> 00:53:46,530
一口一分钟的觉也不睡

1377
00:53:46,530 --> 00:53:48,240
之后一直玩一直玩

1378
00:53:48,240 --> 00:53:52,500
一直玩之后之后连续睡18个小时啊

1379
00:53:52,500 --> 00:53:53,730
年轻真好

1380
00:53:53,730 --> 00:53:55,140
只能说年轻真好

1381
00:53:55,140 --> 00:53:57,120
主播你让主播通个宵

1382
00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:58,320
通到五点

1383
00:53:58,320 --> 00:53:59,220
主播都受不了

1384
00:53:59,220 --> 00:54:00,960
第二天都得补一天的觉啊

1385
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:01,980
欢迎玩gloom

1386
00:54:01,980 --> 00:54:02,730
欢迎圣光

1387
00:54:02,730 --> 00:54:03,480
早上好

1388
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:04,530
欢迎大头

1389
00:54:04,530 --> 00:54:06,300
这三个我全都玩

1390
00:54:06,300 --> 00:54:08,140
这下费没事

1391
00:54:08,140 --> 00:54:09,880
世界的尽头是fm 14啊

1392
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:12,160
你已经来到了f f 14啊

1393
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:14,380
是那什么仁慈的主体

1394
00:54:14,380 --> 00:54:16,600
只有我进入f f 14的国度

1395
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:20,270
你已经来到了最后的这个这个这个地狱了

1396
00:54:20,270 --> 00:54:22,340
不要太担心呀

1397
00:54:22,340 --> 00:54:27,180
一个拥抱黑猫拉胯进来就骂的房管禁言一下

1398
00:54:27,180 --> 00:54:29,880
主播给你发禁言了好吗

1399
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:32,100
主播大龄妇女了

1400
00:54:32,100 --> 00:54:34,160
你才是大龄妇女呢

1401
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:35,420
好崩溃啊

1402
00:54:35,420 --> 00:54:36,440
真是的

1403
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:39,080
有个数学期我玩文明考试的时候

1404
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:39,860
卷子写一半

1405
00:54:39,860 --> 00:54:41,779
被监考老师叫醒了

1406
00:54:43,799 --> 00:54:47,720
然后呢我很关心你的卷子

1407
00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:49,760
这个考试占比是百分之多少

1408
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:51,600
你考了多少分啊

1409
00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:53,550
提督又掉了一个

1410
00:54:53,550 --> 00:54:57,340
你把阿平骗过来一下就能多三个好吧

1411
00:54:57,340 --> 00:54:58,840
舰长也不长了

1412
00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:00,040
那你骂我你骂我

1413
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:01,540
你骂我也没有用啊

1414
00:55:01,540 --> 00:55:03,150
主播也没有留守

1415
00:55:03,150 --> 00:55:04,470
主播也没有鸽子

1416
00:55:04,470 --> 00:55:06,240
主播该怎么播就怎么播

1417
00:55:06,240 --> 00:55:08,149
主播努力的活跃气氛

1418
00:55:08,149 --> 00:55:09,169
有没有舰长

1419
00:55:09,169 --> 00:55:10,369
这是大家的事情

1420
00:55:10,369 --> 00:55:11,389
这不是我的事情

1421
00:55:11,389 --> 00:55:13,099
又不是说我我白了

1422
00:55:13,099 --> 00:55:13,909
我不切片

1423
00:55:13,909 --> 00:55:15,619
或者我我不干活了

1424
00:55:15,619 --> 00:55:16,939
然后他掉了

1425
00:55:16,939 --> 00:55:19,879
有的时候这些东西不是我能控制的

1426
00:55:19,879 --> 00:55:22,350
你竟然骂我也没有用了是吧

1427
00:55:22,350 --> 00:55:24,510
看了一眼你自己公开资料

1428
00:55:24,510 --> 00:55:25,830
不填地址之类的话

1429
00:55:25,830 --> 00:55:26,670
应该没什么事

1430
00:55:26,670 --> 00:55:28,170
最多看个注册日期

1431
00:55:28,170 --> 00:55:31,960
那么那些那那到时候我加一下大家的好友吧

1432
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:34,420
那到时候加一下大家的好友好吧

1433
00:55:34,980 --> 00:55:39,159
闪光水课问题不大

1434
00:55:39,159 --> 00:55:39,699
真的吗

1435
00:55:39,699 --> 00:55:40,659
真的没问题吗

1436
00:55:40,659 --> 00:55:43,350
主播如何看待tx g p t写论文

1437
00:55:43,350 --> 00:55:44,790
我还之前还问呢

1438
00:55:44,790 --> 00:55:47,370
我说我这学期有两门论文课

1439
00:55:47,370 --> 00:55:49,650
我可以拿这个东西写吗

1440
00:55:49,650 --> 00:55:51,270
我可以拿这玩意写吗

1441
00:55:51,270 --> 00:55:52,650
我也想拿这个东西写

1442
00:55:52,650 --> 00:55:54,060
但是好像不行呀

1443
00:55:54,060 --> 00:55:57,900
因为好像现在那个那个有一些查重的软件

1444
00:55:57,900 --> 00:56:01,260
它是可以识别出来这个玩意写的东西的了哦

1445
00:56:01,260 --> 00:56:03,120
就哪怕你替换一些词

1446
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:04,380
替换一下语序啊

1447
00:56:04,380 --> 00:56:05,520
去换一些说法啊

1448
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:06,780
再把它翻译成其他语言

1449
00:56:06,780 --> 00:56:07,580
再翻译回来

1450
00:56:07,580 --> 00:56:09,260
很有可能也会被它识别出来

1451
00:56:09,260 --> 00:56:11,000
我不知道它识别的逻辑是什么样的

1452
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,090
这是他们软件自己的一个算法

1453
00:56:13,090 --> 00:56:15,370
但是听说是能被识别出来的

1454
00:56:15,370 --> 00:56:17,200
所以在学术成绩的角度上

1455
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:20,170
我不建议用这个cheat gp t去写论文啊

1456
00:56:20,170 --> 00:56:22,620
哦steam这问题不大

1457
00:56:22,620 --> 00:56:24,840
我认识的玩火的没有找steam账号的

1458
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:26,300
ok没问题嗯

1459
00:56:26,300 --> 00:56:27,320
怒其不争

1460
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:28,400
我往哪争啊

1461
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:29,690
你要是你要是什么

1462
00:56:29,690 --> 00:56:30,980
你要想要主播更好

1463
00:56:30,980 --> 00:56:31,900
就别狗叫

1464
00:56:31,900 --> 00:56:34,870
别在主播直播间扮演幼儿园大龄儿童

1465
00:56:34,870 --> 00:56:35,680
来来主播

1466
00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:39,920
二创组给主播出一些力啊啊会有人私聊你的

1467
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:42,620
会有会有莫瑶老师或者是神秘老师私聊

1468
00:56:42,620 --> 00:56:45,260
你欢迎你加入我们的大家庭啊

1469
00:56:45,260 --> 00:56:46,220
来给主播

1470
00:56:46,220 --> 00:56:47,600
来给主播切片吧

1471
00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:48,910
好吧嗯

1472
00:56:48,910 --> 00:56:52,240
主要看你cm会不会暴露旧qq号和邮箱

1473
00:56:52,240 --> 00:56:53,290
有邮箱的

1474
00:56:53,290 --> 00:56:53,950
有邮箱

1475
00:56:53,950 --> 00:56:56,160
所以这个可能没有办法加大家

1476
00:56:57,160 --> 00:57:01,440
这个会漏我以前的qq号来夸我

1477
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:02,779
欲盖弥彰

1478
00:57:02,779 --> 00:57:04,399
因为我注册的时候

1479
00:57:04,399 --> 00:57:09,749
好像就是拿以前的邮箱作为那个什么作为

1480
00:57:09,749 --> 00:57:10,919
作为那个昵称

1481
00:57:10,919 --> 00:57:13,679
还是作为那个用户名去注册的

1482
00:57:14,260 --> 00:57:16,660
怎么你乱斗零比零

1483
00:57:16,660 --> 00:57:18,460
零比零就零比零吧

1484
00:57:18,460 --> 00:57:20,920
我已经不在乎这些了

1485
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:22,300
如果都在乎的话

1486
00:57:22,300 --> 00:57:26,400
我的心就会像玻璃碎片一样飘飘荡荡的

1487
00:57:27,180 --> 00:57:29,060
那我重新注册一个吧

1488
00:57:29,060 --> 00:57:31,700
那我舍不得我的v t s啊

1489
00:57:31,700 --> 00:57:33,980
主播舍不得自己的bt s的

1490
00:57:33,980 --> 00:57:35,690
怎么在那个什么呀

1491
00:57:35,690 --> 00:57:40,100
怎么看自己自己什么东西玩了多久呀

1492
00:57:40,100 --> 00:57:41,120
让我看看

1493
00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:42,680
谢谢晚酱的小花

1494
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:43,580
谢谢仿生猫

1495
00:57:43,580 --> 00:57:44,840
老大的小花

1496
00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:50,070
啊你们知道主播主播

1497
00:57:50,070 --> 00:57:54,609
主播那个最近游戏玩的最久的是什么吗

1498
00:57:54,609 --> 00:57:57,430
主播玩了v t s

1499
00:57:57,439 --> 00:58:01,630
过去两周开了60.8小时

1500
00:58:01,630 --> 00:58:08,540
过去的全部游戏时间为2109.6小时

1501
00:58:09,279 --> 00:58:10,709
我厉害吧

1502
00:58:10,709 --> 00:58:13,979
主播一个游戏能玩2100个小时呢

1503
00:58:13,979 --> 00:58:15,200
我厉害吧

1504
00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:22,600
黑糖你恰到没到美好的美好的

1505
00:58:24,020 --> 00:58:26,380
谢谢奈落的七个极兔灯

1506
00:58:26,380 --> 00:58:27,220
感谢支持

1507
00:58:27,220 --> 00:58:30,540
四比一戏法帮助肥猫拿下胜利

1508
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:37,320
比分一旦上100万个动物屁都不放一个

1509
00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:38,670
哎呦我的天呐

1510
00:58:38,670 --> 00:58:40,110
vt s是什么

1511
00:58:40,110 --> 00:58:43,280
vt是主播这个这个面部软件

1512
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:46,280
面部捕捉的软件就是开模型的软件

1513
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:50,080
你撸啊撸都4000个小时了

1514
00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:52,960
我去4000小时的撸啊撸

1515
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:54,400
铁血撸批啊

1516
00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:56,400
天哪太可怕了啊

1517
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:57,420
好可怕

1518
00:58:57,420 --> 00:58:58,440
受不了了

1519
00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:02,220
我这是什么游戏啊

1520
00:59:02,279 --> 00:59:05,039
我为什么有个这什么帝国时代四

1521
00:59:05,039 --> 00:59:06,419
我为什么有这个游戏啊

1522
00:59:06,419 --> 00:59:11,460
这谁谁买的主播有一个林中小女巫

1523
00:59:11,460 --> 00:59:14,580
有一个vtuber模拟器啊

1524
00:59:14,580 --> 00:59:18,310
这主播刚直播的时候还会播游戏的那个时候啊

1525
00:59:18,310 --> 00:59:21,910
然后还有一个那个厨房模拟器

1526
00:59:21,910 --> 00:59:25,680
有一个12小时的植物大战僵尸

1527
00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:28,920
有一个40分钟的万圣节的像素游戏

1528
00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:33,360
但是这个这个这个帝国时代四是什么东西啊啊

1529
00:59:35,460 --> 00:59:36,720
这是个嘛呀

1530
00:59:38,340 --> 00:59:39,840
我怎么会有这种东西

1531
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:40,779
好奇怪

1532
00:59:40,779 --> 00:59:44,919
我101也不知道多少小时了

1533
00:59:44,919 --> 00:59:46,659
你们从哪里看的

1534
00:59:46,659 --> 00:59:49,000
你只知道玩了10年101

1535
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:50,740
但主播直播才2年

1536
00:59:50,740 --> 00:59:52,480
10年101 4000小时的话

1537
00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:53,800
1年也才400小时啊

1538
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:56,140
主播赢了还是主播赢了

1539
00:59:56,140 --> 00:59:59,740
最近在b站的王者荣耀去找了个带飞主播

1540
00:59:59,740 --> 01:00:00,400
结果连跪

1541
01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:01,460
什么段位啊

1542
01:00:01,460 --> 01:00:04,220
白银黄金这段位主播来带你

1543
01:00:04,220 --> 01:00:05,180
你找主播

1544
01:00:05,180 --> 01:00:06,020
主播带你

1545
01:00:06,020 --> 01:00:08,600
主播主播一手绝活中单啊

1546
01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:09,440
主播是绝活

1547
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:12,279
瑶妹主播可以带你飞的好吧

1548
01:00:12,279 --> 01:00:13,899
什么时候再看看小米

1549
01:00:13,899 --> 01:00:15,339
我想你我有更新了吗

1550
01:00:15,339 --> 01:00:15,819
有的话

1551
01:00:15,819 --> 01:00:17,799
今天下播玩一会儿去啊

1552
01:00:17,799 --> 01:00:19,360
好久没玩了

1553
01:00:19,819 --> 01:00:21,859
下播玩一会吃哈

1554
01:00:21,859 --> 01:00:24,780
嗯还有半个小时

1555
01:00:24,780 --> 01:00:26,260
正好就下播了

1556
01:00:26,260 --> 01:00:28,600
没有人跟我申请语音连麦啊

1557
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:28,960
对不起

1558
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:29,980
忘记关了

1559
01:00:29,980 --> 01:00:31,840
就骂骂观众的时候开的

1560
01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:32,680
现在忘记关了

1561
01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:34,060
我把这个连麦关一下

1562
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:36,360
乖了乖了啊

1563
01:00:36,379 --> 01:00:37,339
说错了

1564
01:00:37,339 --> 01:00:39,739
撸啊撸是6248小时

1565
01:00:39,739 --> 01:00:41,359
怎么不6324小时呢

1566
01:00:41,359 --> 01:00:42,769
能不能多玩点啊

1567
01:00:42,769 --> 01:00:45,560
还差点能不能6324小时啊

1568
01:00:46,700 --> 01:00:47,740
受不了了

1569
01:00:47,740 --> 01:00:48,880
星耀星耀

1570
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:49,900
你找主播

1571
01:00:49,900 --> 01:00:51,760
主播能能能杀的

1572
01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:53,520
主播能杀的哈哈

1573
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:57,060
别人队友不知道主播是可以带飞的

1574
01:00:57,060 --> 01:00:59,950
主播很厉害的好不好

1575
01:00:59,950 --> 01:01:01,090
什么时候骂的

1576
01:01:01,090 --> 01:01:03,130
观众怎么不叫我

1577
01:01:03,130 --> 01:01:06,660
之前谁说那个什么唱歌难听

1578
01:01:06,660 --> 01:01:08,280
我叫他上麦克风说话

1579
01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:09,060
他也不说话

1580
01:01:09,060 --> 01:01:10,930
忘了是谁了啊

1581
01:01:10,930 --> 01:01:12,910
树叶狂乱无痕

1582
01:01:12,910 --> 01:01:14,260
只换一半

1583
01:01:14,260 --> 01:01:17,680
在背后一片片失落的有点大

1584
01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:18,880
先让你找群友

1585
01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:20,540
群友都随便带你飞了

1586
01:01:20,540 --> 01:01:22,160
真的我说实话

1587
01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:25,890
王者荣耀这个这个做王者荣耀主播

1588
01:01:25,890 --> 01:01:27,750
星耀还能连跪的

1589
01:01:27,750 --> 01:01:29,190
赶快收拾多少东西

1590
01:01:29,190 --> 01:01:30,540
回家养猪去吧

1591
01:01:30,540 --> 01:01:35,160
真的我觉得真正的小代哪怕星耀玩个瑶

1592
01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:36,480
他玩个狂暴瑶

1593
01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:40,260
他都能给你杀成那个什么20杠零的重战绩

1594
01:01:40,260 --> 01:01:40,930
好吧

1595
01:01:40,930 --> 01:01:42,580
就是没水平

1596
01:01:42,580 --> 01:01:43,870
说那些屁的

1597
01:01:43,870 --> 01:01:46,110
我操星耀都带不飞

1598
01:01:46,110 --> 01:01:48,600
建议他倒贴给你钱好吧

1599
01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:49,560
星耀都带不飞

1600
01:01:49,560 --> 01:01:51,160
也太废物了

1601
01:01:51,160 --> 01:01:53,980
主播我就是找小代来攻击你

1602
01:01:53,980 --> 01:01:56,350
可是本来就是这样的人

1603
01:01:56,350 --> 01:01:57,460
你不觉得吗

1604
01:01:57,460 --> 01:01:58,990
本来就是这样的啦

1605
01:01:58,990 --> 01:02:01,900
好像是我怎么什么都是你啊

1606
01:02:01,900 --> 01:02:03,480
是有人自我意识过剩

1607
01:02:03,480 --> 01:02:05,330
怎么什么都是你啊

1608
01:02:05,330 --> 01:02:08,870
直播间主播拍的桌子是你主播踩的拖鞋

1609
01:02:08,870 --> 01:02:10,130
是你主播爆的花

1610
01:02:10,130 --> 01:02:11,910
也是你啊

1611
01:02:11,910 --> 01:02:14,250
主播边上椅子只用一下

1612
01:02:14,250 --> 01:02:15,030
你说是你的

1613
01:02:15,030 --> 01:02:19,020
下面说螺丝试图让让我让我从椅上滚下去

1614
01:02:19,020 --> 01:02:20,220
啪的一下坐到你身上

1615
01:02:20,220 --> 01:02:21,560
怎么什么都是你啊

1616
01:02:21,620 --> 01:02:27,220
有没有点自知之明啊啊

1617
01:02:28,539 --> 01:02:30,899
我能马上星耀把把混

1618
01:02:30,899 --> 01:02:32,399
早该混混了

1619
01:02:32,399 --> 01:02:34,260
早该混混了

1620
01:02:34,260 --> 01:02:35,160
欢迎安阳

1621
01:02:37,260 --> 01:02:42,060
我去你说的那个是我同学肆意飘荡

1622
01:02:42,060 --> 01:02:46,250
你说的那个你说的那个椅子是我同学嗯

1623
01:02:46,250 --> 01:02:47,630
从未启程的

1624
01:02:47,630 --> 01:02:49,940
过来给主播当桌子吧

1625
01:02:49,940 --> 01:02:52,010
有没有有没有什么主播

1626
01:02:52,010 --> 01:02:54,680
能不能开个亚马逊愿望单

1627
01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:56,780
有没有亚马逊愿望单了

1628
01:02:56,780 --> 01:02:59,120
主播主播学习一下传统日历

1629
01:02:59,120 --> 01:03:01,240
开个亚麻夜望单吧

1630
01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:02,380
开个愿望单

1631
01:03:02,380 --> 01:03:04,960
然后那个什么了好吧

1632
01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:06,899
老夏是谁啊

1633
01:03:07,779 --> 01:03:09,569
老夏是谁啊

1634
01:03:09,569 --> 01:03:10,859
歌唱吧

1635
01:03:12,419 --> 01:03:15,059
丹青晕染的花瓣

1636
01:03:15,059 --> 01:03:19,380
在你给我说明白什么叫老夏声音

1637
01:03:22,860 --> 01:03:24,080
好吓人啊

1638
01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:24,680
吓我一跳

1639
01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:27,680
那你看了什么

1640
01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:29,050
那你开啊

1641
01:03:29,050 --> 01:03:31,270
一杯愿望单

1642
01:03:31,270 --> 01:03:33,010
现在应该不能喝了吧

1643
01:03:33,010 --> 01:03:34,930
不是我怎么喂

1644
01:03:34,930 --> 01:03:37,600
我连给你们一个银行卡号

1645
01:03:37,600 --> 01:03:40,130
让你们给主播打钱都做不到啊

1646
01:03:40,130 --> 01:03:41,390
主播的观众里面

1647
01:03:41,390 --> 01:03:43,190
主播知道有人在那个

1648
01:03:43,190 --> 01:03:47,570
有人在主播开开户的那个银行工作的

1649
01:03:47,570 --> 01:03:52,359
我怕他拿我的那个邮箱直接就给我合了

1650
01:03:52,359 --> 01:03:53,739
然后你们搞不好

1651
01:03:53,739 --> 01:03:55,179
还有在哪工作的

1652
01:03:55,179 --> 01:03:55,779
你们搞不好

1653
01:03:55,779 --> 01:03:57,339
还有在亚麻工作的

1654
01:03:57,339 --> 01:04:00,360
直接拿着愿望单就把我喝

1655
01:04:00,360 --> 01:04:01,410
好吓人

1656
01:04:01,410 --> 01:04:03,850
双方哎呀

1657
01:04:05,410 --> 01:04:06,280
锤莫瑶

1658
01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:08,050
病娇娇义不容辞

1659
01:04:08,050 --> 01:04:09,370
你不是病娇吗

1660
01:04:09,370 --> 01:04:10,330
三西不利啊

1661
01:04:10,330 --> 01:04:10,990
病娇娇

1662
01:04:10,990 --> 01:04:12,490
你又又改名了

1663
01:04:12,490 --> 01:04:13,980
变娇娇哎呦

1664
01:04:13,980 --> 01:04:16,260
你不是誓死守护病娇吗

1665
01:04:16,260 --> 01:04:20,040
你怎么开了这个号来啊啊

1666
01:04:20,459 --> 01:04:23,179
我记得你以前还叫沉默也要爆米烟呢

1667
01:04:23,179 --> 01:04:25,420
怎么把主播给优化掉了

1668
01:04:25,799 --> 01:04:27,719
最近流行开盒吗

1669
01:04:27,719 --> 01:04:28,829
我不知道他呀

1670
01:04:28,829 --> 01:04:30,750
他他他自己玩魔怔了

1671
01:04:30,750 --> 01:04:31,890
跟主播无关啊

1672
01:04:31,890 --> 01:04:32,850
他们的说法

1673
01:04:32,850 --> 01:04:36,210
他们的言论跟主播本人没有任何关系

1674
01:04:36,210 --> 01:04:38,430
嗯没改名啊

1675
01:04:38,430 --> 01:04:39,930
这是个小号哦

1676
01:04:39,930 --> 01:04:43,690
这样就主播不如挂个usd

1677
01:04:43,690 --> 01:04:50,410
嘿嘿不好吧不不好吧

1678
01:04:50,410 --> 01:04:56,019
这个呃嗯这不太好吧

1679
01:04:56,019 --> 01:04:57,459
因为dt什么来着

1680
01:04:59,259 --> 01:05:00,879
因为dt什么来着啊

1681
01:05:00,879 --> 01:05:03,920
不

1682
01:05:06,320 --> 01:05:07,790
是主播带的呀

1683
01:05:07,790 --> 01:05:10,080
不是主播带的什么

1684
01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:14,220
今天今天去过两天去旅游

1685
01:05:14,220 --> 01:05:16,620
今天下几个你的录播飞机停

1686
01:05:16,620 --> 01:05:18,360
沈老师给他推荐两个

1687
01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:18,900
来来来

1688
01:05:18,900 --> 01:05:20,780
快给他推荐两个高分录播

1689
01:05:20,780 --> 01:05:23,060
适合黑听的好吗好吗

1690
01:05:23,060 --> 01:05:26,360
给他推荐两个就是带日期的录播啊

1691
01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:31,420
给他给他推荐一下好

1692
01:05:31,460 --> 01:05:35,020
哥哥想和一只肥猫还是很简单的

1693
01:05:35,020 --> 01:05:37,120
我知道你们都是元大佬

1694
01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:39,920
差不多得了哈哈

1695
01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:42,140
各位c语言大佬啊

1696
01:05:42,140 --> 01:05:43,440
差不多得了

1697
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:44,610
我接受不了

1698
01:05:44,610 --> 01:05:47,760
别别在主播这当事人大佬啊

1699
01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:50,040
2月6号的一定得听了

1700
01:05:50,040 --> 01:05:51,180
在审批的心里

1701
01:05:51,180 --> 01:05:56,230
2月6号是十分满分的完美洲啊

1702
01:05:56,230 --> 01:05:59,199
但是得把前半个小时优化掉

1703
01:05:59,199 --> 01:06:00,849
前半个小时不行

1704
01:06:00,849 --> 01:06:03,580
主播就这样半个小时暖机

1705
01:06:03,580 --> 01:06:05,860
要是胃的话题够暖起来了

1706
01:06:05,860 --> 01:06:07,960
那就可以要喂的话题不够暖机

1707
01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:08,820
那就不行了

1708
01:06:08,820 --> 01:06:12,000
嗯还有7月17号的18连

1709
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,220
怎么就惦记你那个b 18连啊

1710
01:06:14,220 --> 01:06:16,580
恐龙满天啊哈哈

1711
01:06:16,580 --> 01:06:20,330
你怎么就惦记着你那个b 18年了

1712
01:06:20,330 --> 01:06:26,200
骗子你那个那个那个抽象18年是吧

1713
01:06:28,060 --> 01:06:29,620
其实还真可以啊

1714
01:06:29,620 --> 01:06:33,520
哪天我们可以开一个抽象抽象那个歌回啊

1715
01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:37,680
嗯这辈子第一次开歌回就唱这玩意有点丢人啊

1716
01:06:37,680 --> 01:06:39,300
可以挑个20首左右

1717
01:06:39,300 --> 01:06:41,240
然后给大家唱一下

1718
01:06:41,240 --> 01:06:44,340
这个没什么太大的问题

1719
01:06:44,500 --> 01:06:46,680
如果你们想看的话

1720
01:06:46,680 --> 01:06:49,020
主播现在当务之急是什么

1721
01:06:49,020 --> 01:06:52,770
先把恐怖游戏先把13号房播完呃

1722
01:06:52,770 --> 01:06:55,840
你们能看到那个投票比例吗

1723
01:06:55,840 --> 01:06:57,580
你们能看到投票比例吗

1724
01:06:57,580 --> 01:06:58,630
让我来看一下

1725
01:06:58,630 --> 01:07:00,820
我记得是13号房

1726
01:07:00,820 --> 01:07:06,540
是投票比那个略高了5%左右哦

1727
01:07:06,540 --> 01:07:11,100
你唱一下拼凑的断音吧

1728
01:07:15,379 --> 01:07:21,049
不可能一扫一扫一那个哪里卡瓦拉奶

1729
01:07:21,049 --> 01:07:23,600
可乐麻麻的心都不听

1730
01:07:23,600 --> 01:07:26,360
偷鸡偷懒被看到奶

1731
01:07:26,360 --> 01:07:33,260
此刻到底是我打开每一秒一秒的强调

1732
01:07:33,260 --> 01:07:38,880
太低了太低了

1733
01:07:40,680 --> 01:07:42,180
然后鼻塞太严重

1734
01:07:42,180 --> 01:07:49,220
真的加的是着凉睡觉没盖被哈咳咳

1735
01:07:49,220 --> 01:07:52,000
今天就不发了

1736
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:52,780
上播的时候

1737
01:07:52,780 --> 01:07:54,940
你们不感觉我比平常的时候

1738
01:07:54,940 --> 01:07:57,980
大舌头的程度还要严重很多吗

1739
01:07:57,980 --> 01:08:03,380
嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟有猪

1740
01:08:03,380 --> 01:08:04,880
你才是猪呢

1741
01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:11,780
怎么感觉狠狠的咳嗽

1742
01:08:12,930 --> 01:08:17,319
给你糖豆鸡蛋喵sol sol

1743
01:08:17,319 --> 01:08:18,579
58007

1744
01:08:18,579 --> 01:08:23,889
有可能一条心跳的那一下

1745
01:08:23,889 --> 01:08:25,900
我来的

1746
01:08:29,360 --> 01:08:32,740
主播好像会唱那个孜然炉火

1747
01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:35,570
截然不还

1748
01:08:35,570 --> 01:08:37,520
好像会唱紫然炉火

1749
01:08:37,520 --> 01:08:38,180
不确定

1750
01:08:38,180 --> 01:08:41,619
再看看之前之前主播什么时候唱的这个

1751
01:08:41,619 --> 01:08:43,659
然后被人家说还挺好听的

1752
01:08:43,659 --> 01:08:48,089
我忘记了什么b动静

1753
01:08:48,089 --> 01:08:49,739
怎么啦怎么啦

1754
01:08:49,739 --> 01:08:51,239
看不起主播是吧

1755
01:08:51,239 --> 01:08:53,260
看不起主播的人有难了

1756
01:09:14,340 --> 01:09:17,160
你不存在

1757
01:09:17,160 --> 01:09:23,279
我喜欢靠背一拉开拉达美达斯咖啡

1758
01:09:23,279 --> 01:09:26,319
在比奇伊的阿萨尼萨尼拉

1759
01:09:26,319 --> 01:09:27,639
花期一次

1760
01:09:27,639 --> 01:09:30,369
你爱你的人闹了

1761
01:09:30,369 --> 01:09:31,779
阿娜塔尼

1762
01:09:31,779 --> 01:09:32,139
no

1763
01:09:32,139 --> 01:09:37,790
阿娜塔尼呢把阿西巴萨去自由美丽的笑

1764
01:09:37,790 --> 01:09:40,899
用完口红和你甜蜜和红辣

1765
01:09:40,899 --> 01:09:42,819
踏马西西南

1766
01:09:42,819 --> 01:09:47,380
那土地呢猜猜乐扣心

1767
01:09:47,380 --> 01:09:50,790
容易被给我来电话

1768
01:09:50,790 --> 01:09:53,970
啦哒哒啦啦啦啦

1769
01:09:53,970 --> 01:09:56,340
super梦一片沉默

1770
01:09:56,340 --> 01:09:59,280
我的希望

1771
01:09:59,620 --> 01:10:03,820
我的一颗1万个主播

1772
01:10:03,820 --> 01:10:05,020
现在还玩源码

1773
01:10:05,020 --> 01:10:06,060
现在不玩了

1774
01:10:06,060 --> 01:10:06,900
现在不玩了

1775
01:10:06,900 --> 01:10:07,860
人都认不全

1776
01:10:07,860 --> 01:10:12,380
这

1777
01:10:12,380 --> 01:10:13,820
三妹太美的

1778
01:10:13,820 --> 01:10:16,940
短丝的朋友陪我怕谁

1779
01:10:16,940 --> 01:10:19,040
打开自打哭

1780
01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:21,600
他的心都拿不到

1781
01:10:21,600 --> 01:10:26,500
风云人家可可要和她发生

1782
01:10:26,500 --> 01:10:31,879
另外北斗和西兰花特意来

1783
01:10:31,879 --> 01:10:33,709
今天嗓子真不行

1784
01:10:33,709 --> 01:10:35,500
不唱歌了不唱歌了

1785
01:10:35,500 --> 01:10:36,610
现在只能说话

1786
01:10:36,610 --> 01:10:39,900
唱歌的那个嗓子彻底炸掉

1787
01:10:39,900 --> 01:10:41,040
好奇怪呀

1788
01:10:41,040 --> 01:10:41,760
欢迎洋洋

1789
01:10:41,760 --> 01:10:42,540
欢迎妹酱

1790
01:10:42,540 --> 01:10:43,290
早上好

1791
01:10:43,290 --> 01:10:45,330
主播已经背叛你们缘了

1792
01:10:45,330 --> 01:10:48,270
所以什么这个原有降下诅咒

1793
01:10:48,270 --> 01:10:50,610
让主播的舰长再难增长

1794
01:10:50,610 --> 01:10:53,750
哎呀让主播的提督连日倒退

1795
01:10:53,750 --> 01:10:56,760
让主播的粉丝团人数江河日下

1796
01:10:56,760 --> 01:10:59,040
这都是什么原有的诅咒啊

1797
01:10:59,040 --> 01:11:01,850
主播现在一旦在虚拟区直播员

1798
01:11:01,925 --> 01:11:05,630
并且出一个被原神剧情感动的切片

1799
01:11:05,630 --> 01:11:08,310
然后马上就可以挽回明星呀

1800
01:11:08,310 --> 01:11:11,130
重登这个最强宝座是吧

1801
01:11:11,130 --> 01:11:16,299
嗯这次没有超过历史最高的252个舰长

1802
01:11:16,299 --> 01:11:17,739
其实本质上就是什么

1803
01:11:17,739 --> 01:11:23,230
本质上就是嗯因为这个我放弃了圆

1804
01:11:23,230 --> 01:11:24,880
所以圆也抛弃了我啊

1805
01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:28,680
圆的神明不再给予我这个灵魂上的护佑

1806
01:11:28,680 --> 01:11:31,400
所以落得此番下场

1807
01:11:31,400 --> 01:11:34,930
希望大家在出道之前一定要多玩原啊

1808
01:11:34,930 --> 01:11:38,680
这样才可以积累一些一些什么

1809
01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:40,360
圆圆跟我说

1810
01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:42,520
只可到这里不可退步

1811
01:11:42,520 --> 01:11:45,940
看着你以前是播原神的主播的份上啊

1812
01:11:45,940 --> 01:11:49,600
许诺你一些时有时无的杂谈力

1813
01:11:49,600 --> 01:11:54,310
在在许诺你一些这个200件五总督的成绩啊

1814
01:11:54,310 --> 01:11:56,890
但是如果你长时间的背弃原神

1815
01:11:56,890 --> 01:12:00,940
那么元所给予你的一切能力都将被我们收回啊

1816
01:12:00,940 --> 01:12:02,820
这就是原门哎

1817
01:12:02,820 --> 01:12:05,430
这个主播现在晚景凄凉

1818
01:12:05,430 --> 01:12:09,000
其实本质上就跟脱离了元的环境太久

1819
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:10,380
有很大的关系

1820
01:12:10,380 --> 01:12:12,900
对你需要积累一些元气啊

1821
01:12:12,900 --> 01:12:13,740
多喝元气

1822
01:12:13,740 --> 01:12:17,680
森林主办的生日活动都快结束了

1823
01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:19,760
怎么还没骗够左啊

1824
01:12:20,340 --> 01:12:26,160
哎呀诶诶诶来了来来呃

1825
01:12:26,160 --> 01:12:30,060
但是这个这个理论上来说也不归主播管嘛

1826
01:12:30,060 --> 01:12:30,780
这个

1827
01:12:35,380 --> 01:12:38,160
只能说反正会做的这个装扮

1828
01:12:38,160 --> 01:12:40,480
但是如果三个总督的话

1829
01:12:40,480 --> 01:12:43,960
我的预算就够做一个大家都很想要

1830
01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:47,640
但是呃两种都做不了的东西哦

1831
01:12:47,640 --> 01:12:50,900
昨天打了一下账本啊

1832
01:12:50,900 --> 01:12:52,310
嗯查了一下账本

1833
01:12:52,310 --> 01:12:56,420
对主播这边拿那个总督的收益

1834
01:12:56,420 --> 01:13:01,080
也取电园子的话去做这个装扮的话

1835
01:13:01,080 --> 01:13:03,480
做那种比较好的带动图的

1836
01:13:03,480 --> 01:13:06,340
跟那个25个表情包的那种

1837
01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:13,180
假如说这活动之前结束之前能骗够种的话

1838
01:13:13,820 --> 01:13:16,060
就加一个更好的功能啊

1839
01:13:16,060 --> 01:13:17,860
要是活动之前片不够的话

1840
01:13:17,860 --> 01:13:20,160
就不做那个

1841
01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:23,310
因为那个玩意吧

1842
01:13:23,310 --> 01:13:25,620
就是要你们要说大家想不想要

1843
01:13:25,620 --> 01:13:27,060
应该也挺想要的

1844
01:13:27,060 --> 01:13:28,860
因为我本人也挺想要的

1845
01:13:28,860 --> 01:13:32,310
但是比较难啊啊涉及到很多问题

1846
01:13:32,310 --> 01:13:34,630
现在还没有办法跟大家说对

1847
01:13:34,630 --> 01:13:37,150
因为还是一个内测的功能啊

1848
01:13:37,150 --> 01:13:41,810
主播也在焦急的等待开通中吻你的脸

1849
01:13:41,810 --> 01:13:45,830
然后至于你们说这个装扮什么时候呢

1850
01:13:45,830 --> 01:13:51,479
应该要到5月或者是6月份

1851
01:13:51,479 --> 01:13:54,480
对应该要到5月左右

1852
01:13:55,640 --> 01:13:58,840
但是在7月之前应该会做出来呀

1853
01:13:58,840 --> 01:14:01,860
大家不要太着急捏

1854
01:14:03,779 --> 01:14:05,599
耐心等待啊

1855
01:14:05,599 --> 01:14:07,700
希望这个现在跟主播说

1856
01:14:07,700 --> 01:14:09,020
主播你的装扮出了

1857
01:14:09,020 --> 01:14:10,280
我一定买十套的人

1858
01:14:10,280 --> 01:14:13,940
到了7月份到6月份还看主播好吧

1859
01:14:14,980 --> 01:14:16,480
欢迎大头

1860
01:14:24,380 --> 01:14:26,800
当时白胡老人说你很痛

1861
01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:28,480
这样的这一张好转头

1862
01:14:28,480 --> 01:14:29,680
我的目光

1863
01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:37,560
今天就稍微早一点下吧好吧

1864
01:14:37,560 --> 01:14:40,440
然后主播的状态也比较一般

1865
01:14:41,260 --> 01:14:44,160
主播自己的状态也比较一般诶

1866
01:14:44,160 --> 01:14:47,040
然后这个这个重建不是特别多

1867
01:14:47,040 --> 01:14:50,340
主播下下播研究员就是切片的事情吧

1868
01:14:50,340 --> 01:14:53,870
今天看看能不能做点啥东西出来啊

1869
01:14:53,870 --> 01:14:57,260
嗯去商量一下好吧

1870
01:15:03,279 --> 01:15:04,620
很生硬

1871
01:15:10,780 --> 01:15:13,760
啊能把82号送给我吗

1872
01:15:13,760 --> 01:15:16,760
主播你抢主播的装扮还抢不到82号

1873
01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:18,770
有点有点废的

1874
01:15:18,770 --> 01:15:21,170
不过你为什么买82号啊

1875
01:15:21,170 --> 01:15:23,580
你的生日不应该是这

1876
01:15:23,580 --> 01:15:26,910
82号对你来说是有什么特殊的意义吗

1877
01:15:26,910 --> 01:15:29,480
为什么是82回国了

1878
01:15:29,480 --> 01:15:31,120
如今天是2月7号

1879
01:15:31,120 --> 01:15:32,980
你的你的公历生日

1880
01:15:32,980 --> 01:15:35,140
那也不是28倒过来呀

1881
01:15:35,140 --> 01:15:36,880
你是2月7号倒过来

1882
01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:38,410
是7月2号来着

1883
01:15:38,555 --> 01:15:43,000
怎么把七个水晶球直接给主播时间剪没了

1884
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:44,260
谢谢库鲁玛的

1885
01:15:44,260 --> 01:15:45,220
谢谢水晶球

1886
01:15:45,220 --> 01:15:46,000
感谢谢谢

1887
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:46,360
红豆

1888
01:15:46,360 --> 01:15:49,100
娘豆太破费了

1889
01:15:49,100 --> 01:15:50,540
我要93号

1890
01:15:50,540 --> 01:15:51,890
你们自己买吧

1891
01:15:51,890 --> 01:15:53,660
你们自己买的

1892
01:15:53,660 --> 01:15:56,360
到时候主播开带货直播啊

1893
01:15:56,360 --> 01:15:58,490
给大家宣传什么什么

1894
01:15:58,490 --> 01:16:00,440
这不是米娅米娅的装扮

1895
01:16:00,440 --> 01:16:01,760
这不是压缩毛巾啊

1896
01:16:01,760 --> 01:16:03,280
是米娅米娅的装扮

1897
01:16:03,280 --> 01:16:05,980
遇到这个水变大变高啊

1898
01:16:05,980 --> 01:16:06,880
还有动态图

1899
01:16:06,880 --> 01:16:08,500
非常的美丽呢

1900
01:16:09,500 --> 01:16:14,440
主播到时候自留赠送的那个编号应该是

1901
01:16:20,920 --> 01:16:23,100
看看到时候就是出装扮

1902
01:16:23,100 --> 01:16:28,479
那个时候那期是总督是哪几位吧

1903
01:16:28,479 --> 01:16:30,579
哦天顶和然然

1904
01:16:30,579 --> 01:16:33,099
还有看到到时候的那个总督吧

1905
01:16:33,099 --> 01:16:37,660
嗯最多可以送了三套出去

1906
01:16:37,660 --> 01:16:41,860
我把前摆都包了

1907
01:16:41,860 --> 01:16:43,240
我自己出个装扮

1908
01:16:43,240 --> 01:16:45,040
我还自己包前排啊

1909
01:16:45,040 --> 01:16:47,660
给叔叔送园子去了是吧

1910
01:16:48,280 --> 01:16:50,040
我肯定留那个什么

1911
01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:53,280
我留123+2289就可以了

1912
01:16:53,280 --> 01:16:56,400
主播能送我4148

1913
01:16:58,239 --> 01:17:00,599
4148是什么鬼啊

1914
01:17:00,599 --> 01:17:03,160
4148我却绷不住了

1915
01:17:04,020 --> 01:17:08,600
4148都来了也也行吧

1916
01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:11,360
但是主播能不能卖到48啊

1917
01:17:11,360 --> 01:17:14,890
这后面的大号反而是没办法搞了

1918
01:17:14,890 --> 01:17:17,230
前面的号前百应该能卖出去吧

1919
01:17:17,230 --> 01:17:19,820
主播应该不至于100套装卖都卖不出去

1920
01:17:19,820 --> 01:17:21,980
但是后面的话就没办法了

1921
01:17:21,980 --> 01:17:22,640
你知道吧

1922
01:17:22,640 --> 01:17:25,940
后面的话除非我我说我要留这一套

1923
01:17:25,940 --> 01:17:30,500
要不然的话你们就没办法拿到了啊

1924
01:17:30,500 --> 01:17:33,440
停了只有一次把撒腿

1925
01:17:33,679 --> 01:17:40,579
他本阿克拉美加达美纳达萨诺卡

1926
01:17:40,579 --> 01:17:43,779
在戴克的give me look

1927
01:17:43,779 --> 01:17:45,489
看起太多眼泪

1928
01:17:45,489 --> 01:17:48,520
好奇玛丽卡可

1929
01:17:58,280 --> 01:18:01,120
41482289作业关我的话

1930
01:18:01,120 --> 01:18:04,100
我应该我应该会留289啊

1931
01:18:04,100 --> 01:18:06,080
因为我觉得很难卖到289

1932
01:18:06,080 --> 01:18:07,780
所以我应该会留289

1933
01:18:07,780 --> 01:18:09,760
你在哪里啊

1934
01:18:09,760 --> 01:18:11,020
dream a lady

1935
01:18:11,020 --> 01:18:13,760
都没开过几

1936
01:18:13,760 --> 01:18:17,300
我能主播的5424号码对了

1937
01:18:17,300 --> 01:18:20,120
路痴之前是不是给主播打c了

1938
01:18:20,120 --> 01:18:21,549
主播问厂家了

1939
01:18:21,549 --> 01:18:25,089
就是他说假如说你要是定个300张卡的话

1940
01:18:25,089 --> 01:18:26,289
你只能定顺号

1941
01:18:26,289 --> 01:18:28,660
只能定0~300

1942
01:18:28,700 --> 01:18:30,500
如果你要是定什么

1943
01:18:30,500 --> 01:18:31,940
你定5424的话

1944
01:18:31,940 --> 01:18:33,320
你需要这种2289

1945
01:18:33,320 --> 01:18:33,980
5424啊

1946
01:18:33,980 --> 01:18:34,770
这种大号

1947
01:18:34,770 --> 01:18:36,960
那你只能定5000多张卡

1948
01:18:36,960 --> 01:18:39,390
然后把那个中间的全扔掉

1949
01:18:39,390 --> 01:18:41,190
然后把这个5424给你

1950
01:18:41,190 --> 01:18:44,100
所以所以这个这个没办法

1951
01:18:44,100 --> 01:18:45,810
这个没办法指定了

1952
01:18:45,810 --> 01:18:49,680
属于是对不起红豆泥果咩纳塞

1953
01:18:49,980 --> 01:18:51,690
001是自己

1954
01:18:51,690 --> 01:18:52,680
002是大娃

1955
01:18:52,680 --> 01:18:54,060
289是谁的

1956
01:18:54,060 --> 01:18:55,500
001留给我

1957
01:18:55,500 --> 01:18:57,420
289也留给我啊

1958
01:18:57,420 --> 01:18:59,500
我自己换着戴也不行了

1959
01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:02,900
那收集了别人收集了一辈子

1960
01:19:02,900 --> 01:19:04,100
别人的2289

1961
01:19:04,100 --> 01:19:06,680
不得收一下自己的2289吗

1962
01:19:06,680 --> 01:19:09,800
但如果如果什么

1963
01:19:09,800 --> 01:19:12,290
如果可宝要我的装扮的话

1964
01:19:12,290 --> 01:19:14,620
应该会送一套给可宝

1965
01:19:17,660 --> 01:19:19,580
如果可保药的话

1966
01:19:21,760 --> 01:19:23,700
289是小男友

1967
01:19:23,700 --> 01:19:24,840
以后找到小男友了

1968
01:19:24,840 --> 01:19:29,380
就把289送给他好吧

1969
01:19:29,440 --> 01:19:30,940
找到找到小男友

1970
01:19:30,940 --> 01:19:32,920
10年之后把把把酒送给他

1971
01:19:32,920 --> 01:19:37,480
你们到时候看谁获得的米艳蜜啊啊这点脑袋大

1972
01:19:37,480 --> 01:19:40,120
这套装扮289号就可能10年之后

1973
01:19:40,120 --> 01:19:41,900
他就是我的小男友啊

1974
01:19:41,900 --> 01:19:43,760
现在是大可了

1975
01:19:43,760 --> 01:19:46,620
祖玛什么时候出

1976
01:19:46,620 --> 01:19:48,660
可能67月吧

1977
01:19:48,660 --> 01:19:50,500
嗯先收吗

1978
01:19:50,500 --> 01:19:51,700
不收的会退来着

1979
01:19:51,700 --> 01:19:52,450
那不得先

1980
01:19:52,450 --> 01:19:54,160
你得先告诉人家呀

1981
01:19:54,160 --> 01:19:55,660
我得先跟他说一声

1982
01:19:55,660 --> 01:19:58,130
我也不能那什么安慰

1983
01:19:58,130 --> 01:20:01,850
我也不能直接直接送

1984
01:20:04,910 --> 01:20:07,190
主播喜欢什么类型的

1985
01:20:07,190 --> 01:20:09,110
靠谱诚实

1986
01:20:09,110 --> 01:20:11,480
别骗人哦

1987
01:20:12,300 --> 01:20:14,390
还是喜欢小龙类型的

1988
01:20:14,390 --> 01:20:15,920
有点共同语言吧

1989
01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:17,760
不能我是二次元杀人

1990
01:20:17,760 --> 01:20:19,020
他是三次元现充

1991
01:20:19,020 --> 01:20:20,820
那这样的话聊不到一起去啊

1992
01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:25,690
然后就是最好在自己的专业领域

1993
01:20:25,690 --> 01:20:28,820
或者是学习这个方面有一些比较厉害

1994
01:20:28,820 --> 01:20:30,440
比较比较长处的地方

1995
01:20:30,440 --> 01:20:32,080
因为主播是智性恋

1996
01:20:32,080 --> 01:20:33,220
也不是智性恋吧

1997
01:20:33,220 --> 01:20:34,480
主播是智性恋

1998
01:20:34,480 --> 01:20:35,680
有点有一点吧

1999
01:20:35,680 --> 01:20:37,690
主播比较喜欢聪明的人啊

2000
01:20:37,690 --> 01:20:38,830
厉害的那种

2001
01:20:41,350 --> 01:20:43,090
还有就是负责任吧

2002
01:20:43,090 --> 01:20:47,559
别天天嗯鬼迷心窍的就行

2003
01:20:48,579 --> 01:20:51,459
最好可以有那么一点上进心

2004
01:20:51,459 --> 01:20:54,240
就是不要特别特别安于现状的

2005
01:20:56,580 --> 01:20:57,920
好像很正常啊

2006
01:20:57,920 --> 01:21:00,200
这个择偶标准你自己天天骗你

2007
01:21:00,200 --> 01:21:01,580
怎么小男友还要求诚实

2008
01:21:01,580 --> 01:21:03,560
我今天我没骗主播

2009
01:21:03,560 --> 01:21:05,420
今天一个舰长都没骗人啊

2010
01:21:05,420 --> 01:21:06,020
好吧

2011
01:21:06,020 --> 01:21:07,700
我明明明明挺好的

2012
01:21:07,700 --> 01:21:10,810
而且我也没有跟大家不说实话啊

2013
01:21:10,810 --> 01:21:12,910
我是说实话的

2014
01:21:12,910 --> 01:21:14,530
这花好看漂亮吧

2015
01:21:14,530 --> 01:21:16,980
姐姐嗯

2016
01:21:16,980 --> 01:21:19,290
你说怎么了嘛

2017
01:21:19,290 --> 01:21:22,260
那我要是之后之后找对象的话

2018
01:21:22,260 --> 01:21:23,940
我肯定也会跟人家说说

2019
01:21:23,940 --> 01:21:27,180
我以前住过一段时间的虚拟主播呀

2020
01:21:27,180 --> 01:21:29,490
肯定肯定会说的呀

2021
01:21:29,490 --> 01:21:31,760
能接受再说呗

2022
01:21:31,760 --> 01:21:33,680
那会不会是个管人痴吧

2023
01:21:33,680 --> 01:21:34,460
以后去相亲

2024
01:21:34,460 --> 01:21:36,200
相到一个拐人吃了之后

2025
01:21:36,200 --> 01:21:39,340
他说哇你是谁的中之人

2026
01:21:39,340 --> 01:21:40,180
你是谁

2027
01:21:40,180 --> 01:21:41,230
你是塔菲

2028
01:21:41,230 --> 01:21:42,130
是李依玲

2029
01:21:42,130 --> 01:21:43,840
你是你是呃

2030
01:21:43,840 --> 01:21:46,180
然后呃我说都不是

2031
01:21:46,180 --> 01:21:47,820
我是臭底边都是钱

2032
01:21:47,820 --> 01:21:48,990
没意思

2033
01:21:48,990 --> 01:21:52,700
你这样子抽几遍v8 是不会给你画面的

2034
01:21:52,720 --> 01:21:54,170
真没意思

2035
01:21:54,170 --> 01:21:57,980
哎呦那你本来想拿你去水个贴纸的

2036
01:21:57,980 --> 01:22:00,290
哎呀一点经验都掐不到

2037
01:22:00,290 --> 01:22:03,360
相亲相到你这样的臭底边真是赔钱了啦

2038
01:22:03,380 --> 01:22:07,140
怎么着不离手

2039
01:22:07,300 --> 01:22:10,800
感觉臭底边不论在哪个世界都会被踩头

2040
01:22:10,800 --> 01:22:12,799
就这样的世界绝望了

2041
01:22:14,359 --> 01:22:16,880
谢谢小熊猫猫的告白

2042
01:22:16,880 --> 01:22:20,390
盲盒的情意所感谢支持红豆泥阿里嘎多

2043
01:22:20,390 --> 01:22:21,850
谢谢谢谢

2044
01:22:21,850 --> 01:22:23,710
你说我是美艳妹啊

2045
01:22:23,710 --> 01:22:24,850
对方说不认识

2046
01:22:24,850 --> 01:22:25,990
那不是嘛对吧

2047
01:22:25,990 --> 01:22:27,510
那肯定的呀

2048
01:22:27,510 --> 01:22:29,430
让小女友套皮出道

2049
01:22:29,430 --> 01:22:31,270
你得是易拉罐啊

2050
01:22:31,270 --> 01:22:36,100
戒了烟我不习惯也不是不行

2051
01:22:36,100 --> 01:22:38,660
现在好的皮套加急的那种

2052
01:22:38,815 --> 01:22:42,020
基本上也得整个2万左右了吧

2053
01:22:42,020 --> 01:22:44,540
v圈下一个版本就是女友出道

2054
01:22:44,540 --> 01:22:46,520
主播在这边拐一个

2055
01:22:46,520 --> 01:22:49,260
然后到时候到时候培养他出道啊

2056
01:22:49,260 --> 01:22:52,460
拿主播的运营思路给他狠狠的浪潮

2057
01:22:52,460 --> 01:22:54,320
狠狠地让他签见

2058
01:22:55,940 --> 01:22:58,200
开心

2059
01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:03,040
天若烟染上悲伤

2060
01:23:03,040 --> 01:23:04,580
我也

2061
01:23:23,240 --> 01:23:26,140
我的建议是来浪潮我的女友

2062
01:23:26,140 --> 01:23:28,480
你能不能尊重一下自己的女友啊

2063
01:23:28,480 --> 01:23:31,420
卧槽怎么怎么怎么开黄腔啊

2064
01:23:31,460 --> 01:23:35,300
你怎么你怎么我的天哪

2065
01:23:35,300 --> 01:23:36,320
有人有一些癖好

2066
01:23:36,320 --> 01:23:37,880
我真的不好说了

2067
01:23:38,500 --> 01:23:39,740
受不了了

2068
01:23:41,980 --> 01:23:43,920
除非你的女友是我的女友

2069
01:23:43,920 --> 01:23:45,120
否则不能乱炒他

2070
01:23:45,120 --> 01:23:47,580
我是做人事有原则的不行

2071
01:23:50,080 --> 01:23:54,480
打咩打咩纯净浪漫

2072
01:23:54,480 --> 01:23:55,710
重新考虑

2073
01:23:55,710 --> 01:23:59,260
赛前翻车已经吃着难

2074
01:23:59,820 --> 01:24:01,700
谢谢大家的礼物

2075
01:24:01,700 --> 01:24:03,710
谢谢库玛的初恋时晶球

2076
01:24:03,710 --> 01:24:05,480
谢谢小熊猫猫的猴子礼物

2077
01:24:05,480 --> 01:24:06,580
谢谢感谢支持

2078
01:24:06,580 --> 01:24:09,540
差点要不补个血泡

2079
01:24:09,960 --> 01:24:11,060
不

2080
01:24:13,520 --> 01:24:15,889
不不我买个鼠标垫吧

2081
01:24:15,889 --> 01:24:17,209
来神秘啊

2082
01:24:17,209 --> 01:24:18,649
离电脑近一点

2083
01:24:18,649 --> 01:24:20,329
你过来来你过来

2084
01:24:20,329 --> 01:24:20,809
你过来

2085
01:24:20,809 --> 01:24:23,290
来来来来来来来来

2086
01:24:24,550 --> 01:24:26,470
谁老师来来快过来

2087
01:24:27,610 --> 01:24:29,560
快快快

2088
01:24:32,680 --> 01:24:34,980
我让你心疼桌子

2089
01:24:36,480 --> 01:24:39,440
谁都没有天天心疼桌子

2090
01:24:42,580 --> 01:24:45,100
so i'm going

2091
01:24:45,100 --> 01:24:47,400
so low low low low low low

2092
01:24:49,420 --> 01:24:50,580
i'm going so low

2093
01:24:50,580 --> 01:24:51,420
low low low low

2094
01:24:51,420 --> 01:24:52,540
low

2095
01:24:53,660 --> 01:24:54,940
used to be a girl

2096
01:24:54,940 --> 01:24:55,180
now

2097
01:24:55,180 --> 01:24:56,320
used to be a girl

2098
01:24:56,320 --> 01:24:58,870
you're sitting on your feelings and sitting on my throne

2099
01:24:58,870 --> 01:25:01,240
ain't got no time for the troubles in your eyes

2100
01:25:01,240 --> 01:25:03,400
this time only looking at meet myself

2101
01:25:03,400 --> 01:25:04,870
and i know it's hard enough

2102
01:25:04,870 --> 01:25:05,380
i'm gonna

2103
01:25:05,380 --> 01:25:06,580
do it on my own now

2104
01:25:06,580 --> 01:25:07,480
now that you're alone

2105
01:25:07,480 --> 01:25:09,100
but you're looking for a clone now

2106
01:25:09,100 --> 01:25:12,110
oh恨不得取而代之了

2107
01:25:12,110 --> 01:25:14,360
太心疼这张桌子了

2108
01:25:14,360 --> 01:25:16,190
恨不得取而代之

2109
01:25:16,190 --> 01:25:17,660
太可怕了

2110
01:25:17,660 --> 01:25:18,320
the story

2111
01:25:21,320 --> 01:25:22,700
of the sillinder

2112
01:25:22,700 --> 01:25:23,210
the name

2113
01:25:23,210 --> 01:25:24,800
my d

2114
01:25:38,580 --> 01:25:42,780
哇今天今天今天虽然直播没有赚到钱

2115
01:25:42,780 --> 01:25:44,460
但是b站给我发钱了

2116
01:25:44,460 --> 01:25:45,870
b站给我说

2117
01:25:45,870 --> 01:25:49,470
我1月份涨了3000粉丝啊

2118
01:25:49,470 --> 01:25:51,300
给我发了80块钱

2119
01:25:51,300 --> 01:25:53,280
感觉比直播要赚钱

2120
01:25:53,280 --> 01:25:56,520
哇今天直播都没有80块钱

2121
01:25:56,520 --> 01:25:58,920
好崩溃

2122
01:25:59,370 --> 01:25:59,790
哎

2123
01:25:59,790 --> 01:26:01,500
别再给我发了80块

2124
01:26:08,000 --> 01:26:09,100
发个红包

2125
01:26:09,100 --> 01:26:11,140
我今天连着80块都没赚到

2126
01:26:11,140 --> 01:26:12,520
还要给你发红包是吧

2127
01:26:12,520 --> 01:26:13,240
好崩溃

2128
01:26:13,240 --> 01:26:14,379
我天哪

2129
01:26:14,379 --> 01:26:14,979
now

2130
01:26:14,979 --> 01:26:18,339
i'm going slow mo

2131
01:26:36,320 --> 01:26:38,290
啊这首歌是到这结束吧

2132
01:26:38,290 --> 01:26:39,220
对对对对

2133
01:26:39,220 --> 01:26:40,080
谢谢

2134
01:26:48,040 --> 01:26:48,860
吃鸡

2135
01:26:51,820 --> 01:26:55,000
好的你的气球呢

2136
01:27:32,900 --> 01:27:35,700
这个切了底下1万个帮你艾特乐

2137
01:27:41,139 --> 01:27:42,279
在这个医院挂水

2138
01:27:42,279 --> 01:27:43,839
仍然坚持直播什么

2139
01:27:43,839 --> 01:27:45,760
我拿到了一个20万的播放

2140
01:27:55,619 --> 01:27:57,320
剑灵