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♪ 曾经我是不安河水 ♪

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♪ 穿过森林 ♪

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♪ 误入你心 ♪

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♪ 没计划招你割舍了是非 ♪

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♪ 一去不回 ♪

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♪ 如今我是造梦的人啊 ♪

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♪ 诚然若失 ♪

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♪ 流连忘返啊 ♪

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♪ 等潮汐来临 ♪

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♪ 我我就能记起你的样子和我 ♪

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♪ 你看过平坦山酒醉 ♪

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♪ 那终末开花沼泽美 ♪

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♪ 可我就等你试探你眼睛 ♪

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♪ 星火般不定 ♪

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♪ 一张勇 ♪

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♪ 那是我只有在温柔 ♪

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♪ 也是我爱你的电影 ♪

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在这几年太低了

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不行不行不行不行哇

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太低了

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下不去

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♪ 曾经这里是无人之地 ♪

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♪ 为了面留下有效地址 ♪

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♪ 肆意的消息迷迷失在深渊 ♪

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♪ 没有人信任我 ♪

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♪ 如今这里是风和日丽 ♪

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♪ 等你再回来 ♪

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♪ 雨过迁徙 ♪

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♪ 看夜幕将近 ♪

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♪ 不用记起你的样子 ♪

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♪ 能 ♪

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♪ 还记得云吞山中路 ♪

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♪ 今生在阳光就在 ♪

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♪ 等我找到你 ♪

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♪ 你试探你眼睛 ♪

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♪ 心无旁骛地相拥 ♪

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♪ 那是我仅有的温柔 ♪

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♪ 也是我爱你的原因 ♪

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♪ 才收集美丽 ♪

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♪ 在这之前别说再见 ♪

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♪ 我已再经不经意 ♪

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别在这之前还有别说再见

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♪ 我已经开始了想念 ♪

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♪ 在这几天不说再见 ♪

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♪ 请帮我停住 ♪

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♪ 这时间就这 ♪

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♪ 在等我就有你 ♪

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♪ 我去做 ♪

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♪ 离远近 ♪

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♪ 星光大魔里 ♪

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♪ 你要有 ♪

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♪ 但是忘记有我的温柔 ♪

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♪ 也是我爱你的原因 ♪

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彼此不敢下来

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好难好难好难好难

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不学了不学了

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今天今天在那个那个洗手池那边洗菜的时候

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洗菜

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洗米的时候唱了

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唱了20分钟

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这首歌单曲循环

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这首歌没有什么进步

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感觉很一般很一般

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感觉不如啊

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早上好久违的早播

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向大家宣布一个激动人心的事情

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就是我们2月份生产的所有时间

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2月是不是18天

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28天啊

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我们从22号到28号开始

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每天都找不

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而且每天都两个小时

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厉害吧对吧

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没想到吧

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因为2月这个实在是太忙了

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所以我们之前是没有那个啥的

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我们不是相思豆的

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这叫什么燕燕

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什么封着封着封着

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还是说声加七分钟啊

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话别说的太满

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不是这个必须得必须得播了

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必须得播了

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就是主播今天是喝了两杯冰水

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再加上定了四个闹铃起来的

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我

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现在还在怪

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现在还来灌水

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惯着我

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胃有点不太舒服啊

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但是但是那个什么必须得起来

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必须得来

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这是军令状啊

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如果不做到的话

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就会有一些问题啊

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怎么还有人互粉我啊

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你怎么把我取关了呀

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不是不是这个这个

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因为这个月前半段精神状态不好

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中半段学校状态不好

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所以后半段一定得努力

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这就是教导大家不要像我一样

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凡是压到这个大地零头啊

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带专已经黑云压城

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城欲摧了

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你才刚刚开始动手

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刚刚刚刚开始翻书啊

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这样的话是非常不好的习惯

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我喊紫霞干啥

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你找我还指甲干嘛

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主播考虑再来两杯啤酒睡过去了

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哎

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又是这个月算了

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这个月我们舰长快掉完了

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我本来想那个啥充个288

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然后开个祝酒回什么的

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但是舰长马上掉完了

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所以应该没了吧

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马上要掉回150了

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咱们还有个几天啊

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12345呃

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五天之内好像就哐哐的开始啪啪的掉船了

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这次很正常

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过年爆发期过了

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到这个3月份的时候

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数据不好看是非常正常的事情

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速开速开

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掉完了掉完了掉完了没了没了

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开醉酒回的话得弄点什么

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快问快答的这种问题啊

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但是感觉平常我没有什么太多的秘密

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就是想到什么就讲什么了

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好像没有什么

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一定要在醉酒回才能提出来的东西啊

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我紫霞老师说给你开最悼会

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那你去找他呀

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我怎么知道他都好久没来我直播间了

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早上好

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早上好

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早上好

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早上好

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德德郎

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早上好天气

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早上好

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梦瑶

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并将东方众

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早上好

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楠楠阿皮

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早上好

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病娇

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艾丽西亚

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早上好

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可乐马酱

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早上好

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子音

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早上好

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北怀聪哥

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早上好

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汤圆西施

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等一下

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等一下

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谁给我发消息

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那个提督的提督的那个啥发货啦

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挂画挂画立牌和抱枕都发货了

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呃呃全发了

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提督流全发了

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大家记得查收啊

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啊对不起

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上播之前还在跟切片老师一个切片的

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一个画画的一个物流的对接

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对不起对不起

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所以这个时间点的消息需要看

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因为不知道是谁回我了

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早上好

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谢谢早上好

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兔文泽

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早上好

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朔月早上好

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还有还有他在咋地

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晚上好

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殿堂级美颜妙

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晚上好

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米米说自己也算

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主播150件开醉酒回瑞片

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自己为什么这么拉

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好吧

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这个不用醉酒就能评价

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首先直播时长不稳定

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其次呃这个月星辰直播的形式比较单一

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然后这个月的切片没有什么爆款

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流量不好

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粉丝活跃性不高

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然后最后1月份的时候打了一波爆发

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然后这个2月份的话

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涉涉及到各种开学的流量影响

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以及我开学和你们开学的这种流量影响啊

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再加上营业不太积极

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然后也没有所谓的稳定爆米的四连的老头

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这个这个2月份一下就噶下来了

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这是非常正常的事情啊

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然后就是嗯生死的死呃

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什么呢

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骗米手段太单一

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除了大乱斗之外

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直播间找不到任何的付费点啊

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大概就是这样一这个不需要喝酒才能平安

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我是米米啊

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说不是我说的是那个谁

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哎呦大大大饼

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这不是这不是大饼来了吗

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这不是大头吗

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我说的是大头

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不是我好吧

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我怎么叫紫霞呀

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你去喊他呀

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我怎么叫紫霞

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为啥让我把紫甲喊过来

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♪ 苍凉双眼留有余温 ♪

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营业为什么不积极

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能细说吗

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是不是小男友发力了

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不是营业不积极

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主要是最近在找状态

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我最近有点不知道什么东西是好玩的事了

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因为我不是之前跟大家说

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在我的小号上面会有一个专门看切片的小号嘛

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然后那个小号的话就是什么问题呢

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嗯常言说命运半点不

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现在这个版本大家觉得有意思的

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切片或者说好玩的直播话题

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能够取得一些高数据的东西

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好像跟我本人的风格方向以及想做的内容

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不是特别的贴近啊

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所以我导致对直播本身这件事

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产生了一点点困惑

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呃

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再加上我以前会比较受欢迎的一些话题

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大家反而没有什么互动的欲望

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呃可能就是这种感觉

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你知道吧

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主播最近特别多

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榜一和榜二和主播谈恋爱

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然后崩了的瓜

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最近的瓜都没有什么意思啊

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必须得是那种一边嘴硬

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另一边甩证据

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然后另一边又嘴硬又甩证据

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另一边再甩聊天记录

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认为再甩至宝截图

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这些东西才好玩才有意思

251
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你说你要是要是什么

252
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你要是这种榜一榜214.1边一发记录

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另一边马上回归啊

254
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对不起对不起

255
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我错了

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我从此退出v圈

257
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这有啥好评价的

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不就是脑残吗

259
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还有什么好评价的

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就是吊着榜一爆米

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然后被反刺

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你看是然然是会被我钓的

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还是天地是会被我钓的

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你别太侮辱

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看看好不好

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他俩知道你说这话都得连夜坐飞机来你家

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给你一个大比肉好吗

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♪ in the sea kila sunrise ♪

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♪ her body fright ♪

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♪ in my hands ♪

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la la la rap

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糖果pos版

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有没有什么版本

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弟弟king更新换代的瓜

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这次不能算瓜啦

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哎呀来啦

277
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哎这个不能算乖呀

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现在大家

279
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这个这个每个每个版本不是都有讨论的

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石油佬吗

281
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最近热度比较高的石油佬是无名烈光

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跟这个仓鼠嘛

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仓鼠是因为自己有个二台加上心律动相推

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再加上走哪哪总督

285
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这个这个情况啊会比较比较比较热门一点

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我们标配光是因为没有敏那个15000

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约那个画约约画

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然后结果不如ai一根毛的那个画师还不修改

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结果这个无名为光给人家打钱

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让人改

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他不改无名为光就就就消耗

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为了防止说跟主播什么四连什么什么

293
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然后他就消耗了

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最近热度比较高的不是这两位吗

295
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感觉其实都挺纯良的

296
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都不是什么瓜

297
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这不能叫什么瓜

298
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最多就是江山代有才人出付费

299
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观众就是每一届都有嘛

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付大费的观众也是每一届都有

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这个不能叫瓜吧

302
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无名微光啥瓜

303
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他那个不是关人家掉了好多种

304
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不续了吗

305
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这个我也不太清楚啊

306
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因为就像艾因以前是也有中毒一样

307
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而现在现在是舰长一样

308
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很多的时候你呃刚刚喜欢

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或者说你喜欢的最浓的时候

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你支持的力度最大之后

311
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你可能就不会月月都上总啊

312
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或者说不会月月续费

313
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总督不会越越打那么多的

314
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但是这代表你跟他就决裂了什么的吗

315
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你你切割他了

316
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或者是你就不喜欢他了

317
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其实也不是吧

318
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大部分的这种感情

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就慢慢的会转化成一种细水长流的关系

320
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你可能过了那个激情之后

321
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你还会想看

322
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你还会惦记

323
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但是你就没有当时那么多的那种呃打米的热情

324
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我觉得这个是很正常的吧

325
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嗯快了快了快了呀

326
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无名微光傻瓜就是消耗了关

327
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不是他本人其实问题不是特别大

328
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但是碰到脑残小画师了

329
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这是没办法的

330
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就在别人别的地方看到一句

331
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要告诉别人v圈值得

332
00:14:17,730 --> 00:14:19,980
然然不是一直都在讲这个嘛

333
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之前半夜光杯的时候不是口号

334
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也是这个吗

335
00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:24,720
我记得反正就

336
00:14:27,060 --> 00:14:31,880
主播为了烟烟人自己铲瓜给我们吃

337
00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:36,780
主播你们想吃主播的什么瓜呀

338
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:40,569
是不是想吃主播的和主播的塔

339
00:14:40,569 --> 00:14:44,499
主播的什么感情四连啊

340
00:14:44,499 --> 00:14:48,420
你还想听主播的什么主播学术不端啊

341
00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:51,200
还有什么主播出门没扶老奶奶

342
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,730
主播出门踹大鹅

343
00:14:52,730 --> 00:14:54,080
主播出门抓松鼠

344
00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:57,040
还有什么天哪受不了了

345
00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:58,960
主播跟画师有纠纷啊

346
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主播原来皮套的妈也不换主播了

347
00:15:01,970 --> 00:15:02,720
这都什么

348
00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:04,340
这都是刮起来

349
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其实然然说的是肥圈

350
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值得说的是肥猫

351
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前段时间不是还在这群里面跟怎么说嘛

352
00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:17,660
嗯七七跟室友结婚的

353
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这应该没有啊

354
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,000
对还有什么假结婚呢

355
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:20,960
跟室友假结婚

356
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,660
骗取当地绿卡

357
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:25,120
这些拿出来都够喝一壶的吧

358
00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:29,920
都都足够喝一壶的

359
00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:34,220
拳打大鹅

360
00:15:34,220 --> 00:15:35,360
下一个脚踹什么

361
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:36,140
脚踹小笑

362
00:15:36,140 --> 00:15:38,040
我不敢想

363
00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:39,950
爷爷传媒最强

364
00:15:39,950 --> 00:15:41,780
这下爷爷传媒最强了

365
00:15:41,780 --> 00:15:42,560
拳打大哥

366
00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:43,890
脚踹小象了

367
00:15:43,895 --> 00:15:45,270
主播和米娅

368
00:15:45,270 --> 00:15:48,690
米娅切割了主播本人就是米娅

369
00:15:48,690 --> 00:15:51,000
米娅的化身米米亚

370
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米亚在人间的代行体

371
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同时也是米米娅的幕后运营

372
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米米娅的扮演者

373
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咩咩的爹和咩咩的妈低于几千

374
00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:03,359
这怎么了嘛

375
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:08,380
前几天发现总督榜顺序变了

376
00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:12,340
那你没发现第二也是我的总督

377
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,170
第一第二第三

378
00:16:14,170 --> 00:16:17,500
你没有发现那个那个榜上面一共五个人吧

379
00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:18,760
还是四个人啊

380
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:22,620
两三个都跟我认识呃

381
00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:24,960
非法对待野生动物

382
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,850
被local橘子拿下

383
00:16:26,995 --> 00:16:29,130
那应该不至于好吧

384
00:16:29,130 --> 00:16:31,140
你这个运营真垃圾

385
00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:33,480
那一个人如果什么都想要的话

386
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:34,920
之后就什么都得不到

387
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,660
就像你玩飞越13号房

388
00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:37,740
你什么都想保护

389
00:16:37,740 --> 00:16:38,580
什么都没保护

390
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:40,280
两样懂不

391
00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:42,569
你这要是要是什么

392
00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:44,549
今天又想上课

393
00:16:44,549 --> 00:16:45,719
又想工作

394
00:16:45,719 --> 00:16:46,829
又想做台前

395
00:16:46,829 --> 00:16:47,940
又想做幕后

396
00:16:47,964 --> 00:16:50,520
把时间拆成这么多瓣

397
00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:53,819
那肯定是不太行的

398
00:16:53,819 --> 00:16:54,779
不太行

399
00:16:54,779 --> 00:16:55,859
确实不太行啊

400
00:16:55,859 --> 00:16:58,319
所以后面可能会考虑找个

401
00:16:58,319 --> 00:17:01,019
帮主播处理幕后的事情的

402
00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:05,430
有能力的朋友来来帮主播分担一下

403
00:17:05,430 --> 00:17:08,230
然后主播开点工资什么的

404
00:17:08,230 --> 00:17:11,740
呵呵这不是那啥

405
00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:13,840
没人记得第二高的山吗

406
00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:14,880
也不至于吧

407
00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:17,640
你看你那个时候

408
00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:21,050
你那个版本的什么艾丽莎呀什么的

409
00:17:21,050 --> 00:17:22,940
现在好多人都不认识了

410
00:17:22,940 --> 00:17:26,780
之前那个香那个金花公主小希对吧

411
00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:28,430
小希出事的时候

412
00:17:28,430 --> 00:17:31,370
那个那个那个molly project

413
00:17:31,370 --> 00:17:36,530
好像那个他们都都都有好多人不认识莫娜娜

414
00:17:36,530 --> 00:17:38,870
以前那么老多出名了

415
00:17:38,870 --> 00:17:40,429
现在都有人不认识你了

416
00:17:40,709 --> 00:17:43,669
什么幕后会让小男友出去吗

417
00:17:43,669 --> 00:17:44,749
怎么叫小男友

418
00:17:44,749 --> 00:17:45,649
小男友出去呀

419
00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:46,760
别急

420
00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:49,940
我想让我处理不了这么踹的废物

421
00:17:49,940 --> 00:17:51,610
谢谢露西

422
00:17:51,610 --> 00:17:52,630
衣服好可爱

423
00:17:52,630 --> 00:17:53,890
嘿嘿咕咕

424
00:17:55,330 --> 00:17:58,160
早上好

425
00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,720
伪造了天使的灯牌

426
00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:02,600
但每个版本人消失多少都是有点原因的

427
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,940
我只能说你问我我也不知道啊

428
00:18:05,940 --> 00:18:06,920
我不到啊

429
00:18:08,900 --> 00:18:11,820
主播真不是那和中和选手

430
00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:13,659
你说我我

431
00:18:15,340 --> 00:18:20,760
我我说实话你觉得一个人在看主播下面

432
00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:26,040
每个月打30个w是能一直持续到

433
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:27,750
他完全不看v的吗

434
00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:30,460
我觉得是不太现实的

435
00:18:30,460 --> 00:18:33,100
我觉得是不太现实啊

436
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:36,820
这个这个这个过了那个最初的那个热情期

437
00:18:36,820 --> 00:18:38,240
那个蜜月之后

438
00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:39,860
后面有自己想做的事

439
00:18:39,860 --> 00:18:43,760
有自己呃这个现实中事业中的转向啊

440
00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:45,920
或者说是有了新的爱好

441
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:49,460
然后就不再在这个上面投入这么多

442
00:18:49,460 --> 00:18:51,440
我觉得是非常正常的

443
00:18:51,450 --> 00:18:53,060
因为这是一个爱好

444
00:18:53,060 --> 00:18:54,920
又不是一个工作嘛对吧

445
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,899
谢谢伪造的天使的两个灯牌

446
00:18:59,899 --> 00:19:01,309
谢谢2018的祈愿

447
00:19:01,309 --> 00:19:02,700
感谢支持

448
00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:03,960
可以在群里艾特一下

449
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:05,280
让我们看看他是谁啊

450
00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:05,880
行行行

451
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:09,680
ok ok主播如何存在

452
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:13,720
某大主播和小男友在之后回归生活

453
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,070
哪个大主播啊

454
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:17,320
你说的是那个不对啊

455
00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:20,500
那不是那不是那谁啊

456
00:19:20,940 --> 00:19:22,520
那不是那个谁啊

457
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:27,140
那今天今天吃瓜的那个1.5万粉的那个是

458
00:19:29,900 --> 00:19:31,940
那是小女友啊

459
00:19:31,940 --> 00:19:33,590
那不是小男友啊

460
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:37,560
哎呦如果是小男友就能坚持天天打米

461
00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:38,460
那不扯犊子吗

462
00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:41,380
你看我直播间哪有天天打米哈哈

463
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:44,020
我直播间哪有一届就打你

464
00:19:44,020 --> 00:19:48,320
然后每天都打的人啊啊回归直播

465
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:49,370
什么玩意

466
00:19:49,370 --> 00:19:55,920
大主播跟小男友在一起之后回归直播啊

467
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:57,420
还还挺敬业的

468
00:19:57,420 --> 00:20:02,100
让我想起来今天那个跟榜一富婆跑了的

469
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:04,200
被女朋友养了7年的

470
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,700
那个也不是被女朋友养7年吧

471
00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:07,960
在一起7年

472
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,040
养了1年

473
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:14,179
买车租房养宠物这种这种搞这种的

474
00:20:14,179 --> 00:20:18,139
然后然后什么的搞这种的

475
00:20:18,139 --> 00:20:19,919
之后之后嗯

476
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,660
♪ 哪一个我们都喜欢你 ♪

477
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:31,060
♪ 一般遇到难的过河南 ♪

478
00:20:31,060 --> 00:20:38,570
♪ 如果希特你醒来给我唯一一秒四的整容一次 ♪

479
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,840
♪ 过了一两个一起快乐 ♪

480
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:41,800
♪ 妈妈说 ♪

481
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,300
♪ 恭喜恭喜啦啦啦 ♪

482
00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:47,240
就今天不是半夜的时候有个瓜嘛

483
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:49,640
然后哥们就很快就投降了

484
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:52,450
他大概是回应我些啥

485
00:20:52,450 --> 00:20:53,920
基本就都承认了

486
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:54,520
女方挂

487
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:57,270
他说而在一起7年之后

488
00:20:57,270 --> 00:20:59,400
去那个日本留学之后

489
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:02,320
两个人就同居养宠物

490
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:05,560
就大概算是办结婚了的那种感觉吧

491
00:21:07,420 --> 00:21:09,730
女方还给人整了一个二手车

492
00:21:09,730 --> 00:21:12,850
然后一直支持他的这个直播工作

493
00:21:12,850 --> 00:21:15,800
结果男方在这个疫情期间

494
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:16,820
就跟这个榜

495
00:21:16,820 --> 00:21:21,500
一鹅鹅两个人发生了一些不应该发生的关系啊

496
00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:22,850
发生了之后

497
00:21:22,850 --> 00:21:27,800
这个这个男主播他顺势就发布退休公告

498
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:28,760
发布毕业公告

499
00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:30,040
人就走了

500
00:21:31,580 --> 00:21:33,190
就是这种瓜吧

501
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:41,700
这种人都有女朋友摇沉默成本是这样的

502
00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:43,740
有的时候刚在一起的时候

503
00:21:43,740 --> 00:21:44,940
他也是个好人

504
00:21:44,940 --> 00:21:50,070
但是你这7年的时间其实已经是一个人的生活

505
00:21:50,070 --> 00:21:52,290
生命的可能1/4了

506
00:21:52,290 --> 00:21:54,270
中间接触了很多东西

507
00:21:54,270 --> 00:21:55,050
变了很多

508
00:21:55,050 --> 00:21:56,550
性格也是很正常的

509
00:21:56,550 --> 00:21:59,540
然后再慢慢的就比如说人家对他好

510
00:21:59,540 --> 00:22:02,240
然后他就慢慢慢慢的得寸进尺

511
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:04,870
恃宠生娇之后就变得末世付出

512
00:22:04,870 --> 00:22:07,450
然后女方也是因为沉默成本太多

513
00:22:07,450 --> 00:22:10,570
然后又觉得不想打破安定的生活习惯

514
00:22:10,570 --> 00:22:11,470
就纵容

515
00:22:11,470 --> 00:22:14,540
就很容易就变成这个样子对

516
00:22:14,540 --> 00:22:17,300
所以这个还是很容易失衡的

517
00:22:18,740 --> 00:22:21,320
六六什么叫凉拌番茄

518
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:22,460
什么东西

519
00:22:22,460 --> 00:22:24,800
我这是什么梗啊

520
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:27,860
这是跟凉凉拌什么任务一样的梗吗

521
00:22:27,860 --> 00:22:29,120
这是什么新梗啊

522
00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:34,170
是主播的冲浪程度不够多吗

523
00:22:35,470 --> 00:22:40,730
你那个年代3a基本是直到因为某个事情退圈

524
00:22:40,730 --> 00:22:41,960
但也不是这样的

525
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,280
现在这个版本升了

526
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:47,960
基本上大部分都是不错

527
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,650
打着打着就回归生活了

528
00:22:53,650 --> 00:22:56,700
就很容易出现退出一段时间

529
00:22:56,700 --> 00:22:58,800
然后再回来再退再回来

530
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:00,420
这是很正常的事啊

531
00:23:00,420 --> 00:23:02,790
♪ 嗯让时间写断了笔 ♪

532
00:23:02,790 --> 00:23:07,340
让谢风筝兔仔兜兜给你引的那个

533
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:10,420
我只是知道这件事

534
00:23:10,420 --> 00:23:13,040
但是我没有看那个视频

535
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,020
因为都切割了

536
00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:17,810
所以我也不是特别关注

537
00:23:17,810 --> 00:23:19,430
就是这种感觉

538
00:23:19,430 --> 00:23:22,250
肥猫啥时候找一个铲屎官

539
00:23:22,250 --> 00:23:26,260
你们今天为什么这么倾向于小男友的话题啊

540
00:23:26,260 --> 00:23:29,560
你们今天所有人进来就开始小男友小男友了

541
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:31,639
你们都是云出我辈

542
00:23:31,719 --> 00:23:33,499
♪ 一入江湖 ♪

543
00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:35,300
岁月受刺激了

544
00:23:35,300 --> 00:23:39,020
皇图霸业谈笑中是什么情况

545
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,080
要不猫别找了

546
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:43,220
整天孤独终老

547
00:23:43,220 --> 00:23:43,760
直播吧

548
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:44,840
这是不可能的

549
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:49,820
主播起码我看一下2023242526

550
00:23:49,820 --> 00:23:52,910
起码30年之前得找一个小男友

551
00:23:52,910 --> 00:23:55,040
要不然真变成老猫了是吧

552
00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:56,440
春天来了

553
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:57,560
你们咋回事啊

554
00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:59,000
还有给我递话题

555
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,560
不是你们给我弟的

556
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:03,740
这些话题都是把主播主播架起来

557
00:24:03,740 --> 00:24:05,000
这是在干什么

558
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:09,090
♪ 就像风光也不错 ♪

559
00:24:09,090 --> 00:24:11,070
我刚才回忆了一下

560
00:24:11,070 --> 00:24:13,600
这早上一来就半个小时

561
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:17,440
弹幕d的每一个话题都跟小男友有关系的

562
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:18,489
♪ 火烧云 ♪

563
00:24:18,489 --> 00:24:21,069
你们现在最关心的就是这个吗

564
00:24:21,069 --> 00:24:23,409
v圈最新版本的时尚潮流

565
00:24:23,409 --> 00:24:24,960
就是最关心这个吗

566
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:25,680
♪ 不要被你看到 ♪

567
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:26,520
♪ 不能天不能兑现 ♪

568
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:27,600
♪ 所有光的故事在一起 ♪

569
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:28,290
♪ 还到底 ♪

570
00:24:28,290 --> 00:24:30,880
我要把这些地因为没有话题

571
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:31,570
我上来

572
00:24:31,570 --> 00:24:33,250
我想跟你们聊那个谁的

573
00:24:33,250 --> 00:24:34,870
我想跟你们聊那个瓜的

574
00:24:34,870 --> 00:24:36,490
结果你们给我整懵了

575
00:24:36,490 --> 00:24:38,759
孟瑶老师一进来跟我给我说

576
00:24:38,759 --> 00:24:41,039
把紫霞喊来什么什么什么

577
00:24:41,039 --> 00:24:43,499
我都不知道他他这是要干啥

578
00:24:43,499 --> 00:24:47,410
然后就开始看大家的话题啊

579
00:24:47,410 --> 00:24:48,430
欢迎猪猪

580
00:24:48,430 --> 00:24:49,210
早上好

581
00:24:49,210 --> 00:24:50,470
肥鱼早上好

582
00:24:50,470 --> 00:24:52,360
猫老大猫猫早早早

583
00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:54,940
欢迎把主播架起来的话

584
00:24:54,940 --> 00:24:56,560
也许主播不开心

585
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:57,700
但观众肯定开心

586
00:24:57,700 --> 00:24:58,360
我教你们

587
00:24:58,360 --> 00:24:59,560
你们要加我的话

588
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:03,139
其实还是价产出会比较心虚一点

589
00:25:03,139 --> 00:25:05,239
产出有点有点太少了

590
00:25:05,239 --> 00:25:07,039
确实少

591
00:25:12,380 --> 00:25:16,180
今天也不知道那个切片投了之后反响会啥样

592
00:25:16,180 --> 00:25:17,560
我最近有点我不是

593
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:19,780
本来是来想跟大家聊一下

594
00:25:19,780 --> 00:25:22,500
我的一些我的一些困惑

595
00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:24,510
或者说我的一些想法吧

596
00:25:24,510 --> 00:25:27,940
我为什么要喊他来给你开制导会啊

597
00:25:27,940 --> 00:25:30,960
为什么凌晨回家的

598
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:31,800
你好不好睡

599
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:36,540
你们俩有什么有什么私下的这种矛盾吗

600
00:25:36,540 --> 00:25:39,300
还是说你们有什么私下的约定

601
00:25:39,300 --> 00:25:41,460
你喊他让他来呗

602
00:25:41,460 --> 00:25:43,080
为啥让我喊呢

603
00:25:44,700 --> 00:25:46,560
喊出这种一目了然的

604
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:47,280
没啥意思

605
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:50,240
就得探寻一下水下的问题是吧

606
00:25:50,505 --> 00:25:56,140
您请讲我是想我想说啥来变成了感动

607
00:25:56,140 --> 00:25:58,390
♪ 零涕情绪是人类最美的意境 ♪

608
00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:00,010
♪ 语言永远都有弊端 ♪

609
00:26:00,010 --> 00:26:01,760
♪ 永远表达不完一半 ♪

610
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,560
♪ 一句话能不留遗憾 ♪

611
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:05,060
♪ 哪句话能不留遗憾 ♪

612
00:26:05,060 --> 00:26:07,160
♪ 我尽量客只在陌生的城市 ♪

613
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:09,230
♪ 不被三言两语而作流喜悲 ♪

614
00:26:09,230 --> 00:26:10,240
♪ 其实我没有 ♪

615
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:13,300
你今天是怎么了

616
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:19,730
你有什么困惑或者问题

617
00:26:19,730 --> 00:26:20,630
妈妈呀

618
00:26:20,630 --> 00:26:23,200
你今天就是什么情况

619
00:26:26,140 --> 00:26:27,340
主人请说

620
00:26:27,340 --> 00:26:27,880
对对对

621
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:28,900
别搞变态的

622
00:26:28,900 --> 00:26:30,010
别搞变态的

623
00:26:30,010 --> 00:26:31,870
我忘了我想讲啥了

624
00:26:31,870 --> 00:26:34,120
本来今天就有点来了

625
00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:36,160
一下一下都搞得不知道

626
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,440
有点不知道说啥了

627
00:26:39,460 --> 00:26:42,050
你的是什么情况呢

628
00:26:42,050 --> 00:26:43,790
一言不发却实在要命

629
00:26:43,790 --> 00:26:45,170
♪ 我的表达从来不回头 ♪

630
00:26:45,170 --> 00:26:46,130
我本来想说

631
00:26:46,130 --> 00:26:50,890
我说我最近其实稍微稍微稍微有那么一点点

632
00:26:50,890 --> 00:26:53,680
开始怀疑我的问题

633
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,520
欢迎马乐下次再见

634
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:58,460
我最近开始有点怀疑我的问题啊

635
00:26:58,460 --> 00:27:02,540
我感觉我有点不知道什么东西是有趣有意义的

636
00:27:02,540 --> 00:27:04,280
或者说我的音乐人

637
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:07,260
希望我在直播间可以为大家提供的

638
00:27:07,260 --> 00:27:09,300
就我觉得我擅长的东西

639
00:27:09,300 --> 00:27:11,710
不管是瑞平讲道理

640
00:27:11,710 --> 00:27:12,760
然后吃瓜啊

641
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:13,660
条理清晰

642
00:27:13,660 --> 00:27:15,220
分析这些这些东西

643
00:27:15,220 --> 00:27:16,460
或者说对应啊

644
00:27:16,460 --> 00:27:18,560
高速神言回弹幕啊之类的

645
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:22,460
好像大家也都没有什么特别特别大的反应

646
00:27:22,460 --> 00:27:26,259
然后平常比较喜闻乐见的一些带着吃瓜呀

647
00:27:26,259 --> 00:27:27,219
讲事情啊

648
00:27:27,219 --> 00:27:28,639
讨论一些呃

649
00:27:28,779 --> 00:27:31,399
感觉在生活中常见的问题啊

650
00:27:31,399 --> 00:27:34,579
这些环节想要的人都不是很多

651
00:27:34,579 --> 00:27:39,730
所以我在考虑要不要说坏这种直播的办法

652
00:27:39,730 --> 00:27:42,160
然后让大家看看怎么样

653
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,840
是什么东西是大家所需要的呢

654
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:47,300
你说我怎么感觉你今天迷迷糊糊

655
00:27:47,300 --> 00:27:49,340
人家可不灌了三杯冰水来的

656
00:27:49,340 --> 00:27:51,170
本来正常这个点的话

657
00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:53,090
我可能我可能会睡着

658
00:27:53,090 --> 00:27:56,580
但是我起来那什么起来的

659
00:27:56,580 --> 00:27:58,679
有点急呀

660
00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:00,119
观众口味啊

661
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:01,709
有点这个意思吧

662
00:28:01,709 --> 00:28:06,360
不知道大家想要什么音乐

663
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:08,410
皇帝贵

664
00:28:08,410 --> 00:28:11,080
早上好

665
00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:19,080
欢迎小钢琴

666
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:20,360
我还有

667
00:28:31,420 --> 00:28:34,340
你还逃课出来看我直播

668
00:28:35,420 --> 00:28:38,290
你是不是一个好学生啊

669
00:28:38,290 --> 00:28:40,840
代表绵绵代表面人切歌了

670
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:42,710
一会你逃课出来

671
00:28:42,710 --> 00:28:43,730
你别说看我直播

672
00:28:43,730 --> 00:28:46,280
你说你看永雏塔菲的录播行不行啊

673
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:49,580
嗯可能我女朋友掰了吧

674
00:28:49,580 --> 00:28:52,540
不知道这种其实我觉得都不是特别有意义

675
00:28:53,620 --> 00:28:55,620
主要就是什么样的话题

676
00:28:55,620 --> 00:28:57,720
大家可能会比较想要互动一点呢

677
00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:02,230
我现在觉得就是嗯我在直播

678
00:29:02,230 --> 00:29:04,100
然后大家再看

679
00:29:04,100 --> 00:29:06,020
我不知道你们爱看什么

680
00:29:06,020 --> 00:29:08,390
我就按照我想说的话去说

681
00:29:08,390 --> 00:29:12,200
说完之后感觉你们不知道喜不喜欢听

682
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,760
就是这种感觉

683
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:18,280
所以感觉有点问一下渺小

684
00:29:22,100 --> 00:29:23,740
猫猫你有没有人

685
00:29:23,740 --> 00:29:25,060
我没有我没有

686
00:29:25,060 --> 00:29:29,980
你看看波波轮教旨主义

687
00:29:29,980 --> 00:29:35,320
猫娘是没有人类耳朵的夜晚看的

688
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:37,580
虽然这样看起来怪怪的

689
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:42,620
♪ 长大以后我只能奔跑 ♪

690
00:29:42,620 --> 00:29:44,750
♪ 我多害怕 ♪

691
00:29:44,750 --> 00:29:49,960
但是确实是没有现在的那明天好

692
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:53,140
但是我不推荐把自己家的那个猫娘

693
00:29:53,140 --> 00:29:55,600
猫猫画成这个没有人的状态

694
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:59,240
因为这样一旦做了一个大角度的模型

695
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:00,620
大角度的动作的话

696
00:30:00,620 --> 00:30:02,720
看起来就挺奇怪的

697
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:04,370
因为这边空了一块

698
00:30:04,370 --> 00:30:07,070
你懂不调研

699
00:30:07,070 --> 00:30:09,770
不应该问你的核心付费用户吗

700
00:30:09,770 --> 00:30:12,500
比如我这种人的答案就没啥意义

701
00:30:12,500 --> 00:30:16,629
你说你的我能接你话肯定会接的

702
00:30:16,629 --> 00:30:21,120
ok可能我女朋友掰了吧

703
00:30:23,860 --> 00:30:26,160
啥什么什么情况

704
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:26,880
莫瑶老师

705
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:32,040
你这是给你给你放一首失恋无罪吧

706
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:36,240
我我我一般这种感情问题

707
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:38,100
如果你不跟我讲

708
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:44,420
当我不讲这个具体的情况的话

709
00:30:44,420 --> 00:30:47,780
我可能没有办法说去劝你走出来

710
00:30:47,780 --> 00:30:50,780
或者去劝你挽回啊之类的

711
00:30:50,780 --> 00:30:53,000
只能说心情别太差呀

712
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,160
好

713
00:30:56,060 --> 00:30:59,440
心情不要太差啊

714
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:00,880
安慰你一下

715
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:02,220
安慰你一下

716
00:31:02,220 --> 00:31:08,520
这个有些时候人生可能就是面临着很多分歧嘛

717
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:10,730
因为每一个人都不是啥

718
00:31:10,730 --> 00:31:14,030
每个人都不是都不是完全一样的

719
00:31:14,030 --> 00:31:16,160
所以在情感的这个道路上

720
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:19,159
当你们两个人的距离越走越近的时候

721
00:31:19,159 --> 00:31:22,429
就不可避免的会有和和摩擦

722
00:31:22,429 --> 00:31:25,699
所以贴到特别特别特别近的一个程度的时候

723
00:31:25,699 --> 00:31:27,199
发现摩擦的程度

724
00:31:27,199 --> 00:31:30,130
已经是磨合所不能包容的了的时候

725
00:31:30,130 --> 00:31:34,350
那可能就嗯会出现一些裂痕啊

726
00:31:34,350 --> 00:31:37,320
希望希望你可以不管是作为两个人呢

727
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:38,460
还是作为你自己呢

728
00:31:38,460 --> 00:31:40,380
好好的度过这个难关呢

729
00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:47,940
谁给我传话呀

730
00:31:47,940 --> 00:31:50,220
谁跟我在这吹什么传话说说什么

731
00:31:50,220 --> 00:31:52,680
别人在别人在哪个地方入脑的

732
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:56,530
♪ 我人心早有预备 ♪

733
00:31:56,530 --> 00:32:00,260
还不算太黑是吧

734
00:32:00,260 --> 00:32:03,080
现在还用老主播了

735
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:04,980
♪ 不是不 ♪

736
00:32:04,980 --> 00:32:07,400
你说你欠我的行行行

737
00:32:07,670 --> 00:32:12,110
♪ 用过去悲伤换来自由 ♪

738
00:32:12,110 --> 00:32:19,100
♪ 难道不成功爱一个人崩溃 ♪

739
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:22,980
♪ 不是在犯罪 ♪

740
00:32:29,300 --> 00:32:33,280
♪ 你说我对你紧紧跟随 ♪

741
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:35,860
♪ 你觉得疲惫 ♪

742
00:32:37,060 --> 00:32:41,820
♪ 你一句话就逼我去体 ♪

743
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:50,450
♪ 没想到你说最近选择一个人睡 ♪

744
00:32:50,450 --> 00:32:53,240
♪ 我忍住眼泪 ♪

745
00:32:54,580 --> 00:32:57,720
现在呢现在呢

746
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:06,690
现在呢现在呢哪有人陪我

747
00:33:06,690 --> 00:33:10,170
♪ 对于热心早有预备 ♪

748
00:33:10,170 --> 00:33:11,520
♪ 还不算太黑 ♪

749
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:15,580
现在能听到我没有没有混响是吧

750
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:19,560
我知道你们为什么这两天一直在说声音大

751
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:19,980
声音大

752
00:33:19,980 --> 00:33:20,400
声音大

753
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:21,940
我以为是我聋了呢

754
00:33:21,940 --> 00:33:26,929
你们这两天就从那个前天前天还是昨天开始

755
00:33:26,929 --> 00:33:29,749
我每次一直播就有人说声音太大了

756
00:33:29,749 --> 00:33:30,829
歌声声音太大了

757
00:33:30,829 --> 00:33:32,210
把你声音全盖过去了

758
00:33:32,210 --> 00:33:36,899
我以为是我聋了

759
00:33:37,020 --> 00:33:38,630
我反应过来了

760
00:33:38,630 --> 00:33:42,980
是那个上次上次直播间把我设置全清零了之后

761
00:33:42,980 --> 00:33:45,800
如果我不调这个直播间的设置的话

762
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,870
它会输出两份的系统声音

763
00:33:47,870 --> 00:33:49,700
所以你们听到这个声音大

764
00:33:49,700 --> 00:33:52,180
就是因为他输了两份系统声音出去

765
00:33:55,340 --> 00:33:58,320
哎呀就是这个样子的嗯

766
00:33:58,340 --> 00:34:04,490
♪ 此外有人陪我的一点心就要预备 ♪

767
00:34:04,490 --> 00:34:06,159
不算太对了吧

768
00:34:06,159 --> 00:34:07,149
现在对了吧

769
00:34:07,149 --> 00:34:10,029
现在这个歌声一下就没那么大了对吧

770
00:34:10,029 --> 00:34:12,220
背景音乐一下就消了

771
00:34:12,220 --> 00:34:13,600
睡觉不是因为睡到

772
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:16,300
我前两天都已经扯着脖子在喊了

773
00:34:16,300 --> 00:34:18,520
你们知不知道什么

774
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:21,820
我前两天已经扯着脖子在直播间喊了

775
00:34:21,820 --> 00:34:22,720
我就很纳闷

776
00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:23,920
为什么你们听不到

777
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:24,640
你知道吗

778
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:27,220
现在现在现在终于知道了

779
00:34:27,220 --> 00:34:29,320
对不起对不起对不起

780
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:30,940
果咩

781
00:34:30,940 --> 00:34:32,530
纳塞红豆泥

782
00:34:32,530 --> 00:34:33,800
斯密马赛

783
00:34:34,179 --> 00:34:37,719
谢谢什么东西啊

784
00:34:38,430 --> 00:34:40,530
谢谢苍鸢的sr

785
00:34:40,530 --> 00:34:41,310
感谢支持

786
00:34:41,310 --> 00:34:41,790
红豆泥

787
00:34:41,790 --> 00:34:44,130
阿里嘎豆点歌指纹没事

788
00:34:44,130 --> 00:34:46,620
我老公上个月也生孩子

789
00:34:46,620 --> 00:34:47,699
别伤心

790
00:34:47,699 --> 00:34:49,800
你老公是谁啊

791
00:34:50,580 --> 00:34:52,940
你老公为什么还能生孩子啊

792
00:34:52,940 --> 00:34:54,440
你的取向又是

793
00:35:01,220 --> 00:35:02,860
你说的是啊

794
00:35:02,860 --> 00:35:04,780
我还以为是你老公本人生的

795
00:35:04,780 --> 00:35:06,360
对不起对不起

796
00:35:08,579 --> 00:35:08,939
对不起

797
00:35:08,939 --> 00:35:09,569
对不起

798
00:35:09,569 --> 00:35:11,699
我还以为是你老公本人生的

799
00:35:11,699 --> 00:35:13,439
原来是你老公的老婆生的

800
00:35:13,439 --> 00:35:14,920
这下我就放心了

801
00:35:15,060 --> 00:35:16,260
哎呀哎呀

802
00:35:16,260 --> 00:35:18,140
我还以为我还以为

803
00:35:19,340 --> 00:35:20,020
对不起

804
00:35:20,020 --> 00:35:20,500
对不起

805
00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:21,730
是我想歪了

806
00:35:21,730 --> 00:35:23,240
是主播的问题

807
00:35:23,240 --> 00:35:24,380
胡歌吧

808
00:35:24,380 --> 00:35:25,340
胡歌我知道了

809
00:35:25,340 --> 00:35:26,360
我知道了

810
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:29,600
我还以为是她老公本人生的孩子

811
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:31,080
吓了我一大跳

812
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:33,140
脑子里面瞬间浮现出

813
00:35:33,140 --> 00:35:35,360
当年是澳大利亚还是新西兰啊

814
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:37,760
那个什么呃

815
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:40,130
世界上第一例男性

816
00:35:40,130 --> 00:35:42,830
然后人造一个子宫怀孕

817
00:35:42,830 --> 00:35:44,830
然后那个鼓大肚皮

818
00:35:44,830 --> 00:35:47,710
一脸慈爱地摸着肚皮的那个那个样子

819
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:52,820
我脑子里面一下就浮现出了这个东西呀

820
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,920
我还以为你有这么重口味

821
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:55,880
吓我一跳

822
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:57,520
欢迎柯基小奶狗

823
00:35:59,620 --> 00:36:00,280
别伤心

824
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:01,960
你不要太难过

825
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:07,140
喵还是很坚持这份

826
00:36:07,140 --> 00:36:09,900
我也看过那个那个到底是不是p图啊

827
00:36:09,900 --> 00:36:13,740
感觉那个有点像当年的那个肯德基四个翅膀

828
00:36:13,740 --> 00:36:15,000
六个鸡腿的那种

829
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:15,960
直接在地上走

830
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:16,800
我现在想想

831
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,720
我当时相信这个简直是太脑残了

832
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:23,100
我为什么会相信这种东西啊

833
00:36:23,100 --> 00:36:24,540
要是真有四个翅膀

834
00:36:24,540 --> 00:36:26,130
六个腿的这种鸡的话

835
00:36:26,130 --> 00:36:30,410
发明人多少得搬一个什么生物学的奖项上去吧

836
00:36:30,410 --> 00:36:33,270
怎么会只存在于网络传说中

837
00:36:33,270 --> 00:36:36,090
然后还被肯德基这种量产型的商家

838
00:36:36,090 --> 00:36:37,920
拿来拿来拿来搞

839
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:39,840
你现在演戏对呀

840
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:42,120
这人高低得弄点什么奖项

841
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:45,560
我的天哪不顾身

842
00:36:47,020 --> 00:36:54,120
我还会相信一些什么人造我的假鸡蛋啊

843
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:57,930
什么塑胶原料搓成大米啊

844
00:36:57,930 --> 00:37:02,180
还有什么纸纸板刨成末之后染色

845
00:37:02,180 --> 00:37:04,490
加黄豆粉做成肉松啊

846
00:37:04,490 --> 00:37:05,940
这种这种传染

847
00:37:05,940 --> 00:37:09,510
那段时间就像是前段时间那个星际飞

848
00:37:09,510 --> 00:37:11,460
不是有个什么科技很活吗

849
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:13,700
大概78年

850
00:37:13,700 --> 00:37:15,380
10年前也有一段时间

851
00:37:15,380 --> 00:37:19,990
就是抵制这种科技与狠活嘛

852
00:37:19,990 --> 00:37:21,430
就会比较严重

853
00:37:21,430 --> 00:37:23,870
觉得什么东西都是不能吃的

854
00:37:23,870 --> 00:37:27,770
辣条的油是从老鼠身上榨出来的

855
00:37:28,460 --> 00:37:31,520
街边的那个烤串是抓老鼠做的

856
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:32,060
这么一想

857
00:37:32,060 --> 00:37:33,770
哪里有这么多老鼠啊

858
00:37:33,770 --> 00:37:35,360
能抓老鼠做那么多

859
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:36,860
整出来那么多肉的话

860
00:37:36,860 --> 00:37:41,540
感觉还不如买点买点那个鸡肉

861
00:37:41,540 --> 00:37:43,160
买点僵尸肉之类的

862
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:44,120
肯定不是老鼠

863
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:48,119
反正我一条尾巴两只耳

864
00:37:48,119 --> 00:37:49,889
两条尾巴四只

865
00:37:49,889 --> 00:37:51,359
三条尾巴六只

866
00:37:51,359 --> 00:37:54,880
你在说什么只肥猫嘛

867
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,880
把哪吒的基因斑点不就好了

868
00:37:57,880 --> 00:37:59,020
给我整点吧

869
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:04,710
特别需要那个魂天灵灵什么东西

870
00:38:04,710 --> 00:38:06,030
肥胖没有吃过蝌蚪

871
00:38:09,090 --> 00:38:11,960
这玩意是能吃的东西啊

872
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:15,090
这是能吃的

873
00:38:15,095 --> 00:38:17,310
♪ 旋转几轮 ♪

874
00:38:17,310 --> 00:38:20,529
变成我们深刻

875
00:38:20,529 --> 00:38:25,160
下一个要问我吃没吃过什么三汁啊

876
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:26,420
什么猴脑

877
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:29,390
你不会要问这种东西吧

878
00:38:29,390 --> 00:38:32,440
什么叫怎么吃过蝌蚪啊

879
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:37,040
别开黄色玩笑给我真挺恶心的

880
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:41,420
♪ 生了过丢人过青春 ♪

881
00:38:41,420 --> 00:38:44,690
却憎恨真吃青蛙

882
00:38:44,690 --> 00:38:49,750
已经超过了人类的一种审美的审美的

883
00:38:49,750 --> 00:38:50,460
下谢了

884
00:38:50,460 --> 00:38:52,260
我说实话我吃牛蛙

885
00:38:52,260 --> 00:38:54,240
我只能吃成品的

886
00:38:54,240 --> 00:38:57,920
我们这边冰柜里面有卖牛蛙的

887
00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:59,480
啧啧

888
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:02,610
但是我从来都不买

889
00:39:02,610 --> 00:39:05,010
因为我觉得牛蛙这个东西

890
00:39:05,010 --> 00:39:11,340
它去掉皮就很像一个没穿衣服的肌肉猛男啊

891
00:39:11,340 --> 00:39:15,420
然后在那边摆出一个举手向上的姿势

892
00:39:15,420 --> 00:39:17,520
就真的很有这种感觉

893
00:39:17,919 --> 00:39:23,640
我觉得就是这种感觉像在吃人或者是在吃小孩

894
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:25,440
不像是在吃一种动物

895
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:27,420
只有把它切切开了

896
00:39:27,420 --> 00:39:30,500
我才觉得可以可以吃

897
00:39:30,759 --> 00:39:34,239
还有就是你们有没有看过那种店里面的

898
00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:36,759
现杀的那种青蛙啊

899
00:39:36,759 --> 00:39:38,979
就就抓一只灰色的

900
00:39:38,979 --> 00:39:42,460
黑色的上到那个菜板上面

901
00:39:42,460 --> 00:39:45,040
然后这血淋淋的就给你

902
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:49,840
开始开始把它那个外皮剥掉

903
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:51,700
我觉得真的受不了

904
00:39:51,700 --> 00:39:53,820
我不能在描述这些东西

905
00:39:53,879 --> 00:39:55,799
你们自己想象一下吧

906
00:39:55,799 --> 00:39:56,999
有点奇怪

907
00:39:56,999 --> 00:39:58,920
真的真的很奇怪

908
00:39:59,580 --> 00:40:03,780
所以我觉得吃青蛙已经是人类的底线了

909
00:40:06,780 --> 00:40:07,460
肥猫

910
00:40:07,460 --> 00:40:09,980
你左上角怎么有个告白季季军啊

911
00:40:09,980 --> 00:40:11,480
这不是那个什么嘛

912
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:12,200
哎哟水果宝

913
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:13,470
你号找回来了

914
00:40:13,470 --> 00:40:14,310
挺好挺好

915
00:40:14,310 --> 00:40:15,300
给你放一挂鞭

916
00:40:15,300 --> 00:40:16,320
庆祝一下

917
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:17,840
黑的有点苦

918
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:20,480
你还吃过黑黑的那什么啊

919
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:21,470
好恶心

920
00:40:21,470 --> 00:40:24,770
谢谢小开关的游园盲盒的

921
00:40:24,770 --> 00:40:25,660
这是啥

922
00:40:25,660 --> 00:40:28,900
等了好久等风来啊

923
00:40:28,900 --> 00:40:30,640
等风来等风来贴

924
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:31,180
贴好贴

925
00:40:31,180 --> 00:40:32,740
好喜欢这个礼物

926
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:34,500
虽然有点小亏

927
00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:35,850
但挺漂亮的

928
00:40:35,850 --> 00:40:37,080
谢谢小开关的

929
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:37,860
等风来呢

930
00:40:37,860 --> 00:40:38,900
感谢支持

931
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:41,230
好像确实是个土方

932
00:40:41,230 --> 00:40:42,580
说是生吃蝌蚪

933
00:40:42,580 --> 00:40:45,420
是去火去穿的

934
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:49,830
土方这个东西

935
00:40:49,830 --> 00:40:53,980
真的你也不能说是人类的智慧太高

936
00:40:53,980 --> 00:40:57,140
还是人类的想象力太强啊

937
00:40:57,140 --> 00:40:59,360
所有的你觉得很恶心

938
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:01,090
很很奇怪的东西

939
00:41:01,090 --> 00:41:03,070
你基本都能在土方里面找到

940
00:41:03,070 --> 00:41:04,940
你觉得能吃的不能吃的

941
00:41:04,940 --> 00:41:08,720
甚至我都怀疑有一些土方是把墙皮扣下来

942
00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:10,500
一块兑上水

943
00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:12,480
然后喝下去能够治什么

944
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:14,760
这个那个的很容易有这种情况

945
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:15,040
诶

946
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:17,620
谢谢小开关的塔奇日记

947
00:41:17,620 --> 00:41:18,730
感谢支持

948
00:41:18,730 --> 00:41:19,420
送到你

949
00:41:19,420 --> 00:41:20,480
阿里嘎豆

950
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,520
还有人上才泡饭

951
00:41:24,140 --> 00:41:24,680
现杀

952
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:25,340
我直接头

953
00:41:25,340 --> 00:41:26,859
真的很吓人啊

954
00:41:26,859 --> 00:41:28,179
早回来了

955
00:41:28,179 --> 00:41:29,079
昨天早回来了

956
00:41:29,079 --> 00:41:30,510
恭喜恭喜啊

957
00:41:30,510 --> 00:41:31,350
不行不行

958
00:41:31,350 --> 00:41:32,070
太恶心了

959
00:41:32,070 --> 00:41:32,490
我受不了

960
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:34,380
你别跟我聊这种东西

961
00:41:34,839 --> 00:41:36,999
吃那个什么青蛙

962
00:41:36,999 --> 00:41:37,959
什么蝌蚪

963
00:41:37,959 --> 00:41:39,340
什么蚕蛹

964
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:44,640
天呐奇怪的老中医

965
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:46,560
你是否在搜索本草纲目

966
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:48,420
确实要点一首本草纲目

967
00:41:48,420 --> 00:41:52,880
给你有一种尝百草的原始的美感

968
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:54,920
尝百草那个人已经吃多了

969
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:55,640
吃中毒了

970
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:57,560
然后吃到这个肝肠寸断

971
00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:58,720
然后把自己干

972
00:41:58,720 --> 00:42:01,030
别乱长东西啊

973
00:42:01,030 --> 00:42:02,220
别乱唱啊

974
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:06,560
我这个人就是但凡感觉有点奇怪的东西

975
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:07,790
我一律都不吃

976
00:42:07,790 --> 00:42:08,960
就全部都不吃

977
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,110
所有的都不吃

978
00:42:10,110 --> 00:42:13,680
甚至包括于什么动物的爪子啊

979
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:14,670
内脏啊

980
00:42:14,670 --> 00:42:17,950
这些东西我基本上都是不吃的

981
00:42:17,950 --> 00:42:19,660
所以你们之前玩这个梗

982
00:42:19,660 --> 00:42:21,960
玩那个九转大肠的这个梗

983
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:25,239
我确实不知道这个梗好玩在哪里

984
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:27,519
因为我这辈子从来没有吃过一次大酱

985
00:42:31,839 --> 00:42:35,199
♪ 我要感谢一部历史 ♪

986
00:42:35,199 --> 00:42:37,780
没什么土方到底是咋发明的

987
00:42:37,780 --> 00:42:38,560
我很好奇

988
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:40,540
这把有点像神学的范畴啊

989
00:42:40,540 --> 00:42:44,310
你在你在生活里面解决不了的那种问题

990
00:42:44,310 --> 00:42:47,370
你现在没有办法药到病除的问题之后

991
00:42:47,370 --> 00:42:49,590
你可能自己好了

992
00:42:49,590 --> 00:42:53,460
你在这期间就吃了什么奇怪的东西

993
00:42:53,460 --> 00:42:56,190
可能就会被认为是有疗效的

994
00:42:56,190 --> 00:42:58,290
比如说我现在坐在这边

995
00:42:58,290 --> 00:42:59,550
我脑子不太好用

996
00:42:59,550 --> 00:43:02,070
我喝了一杯这什么牌子

997
00:43:04,230 --> 00:43:09,959
喝了一杯这个这个这个这个欧龙的香水啊

998
00:43:09,959 --> 00:43:12,930
我喝了一瓶30ml的欧龙香水之后

999
00:43:12,930 --> 00:43:14,460
整个人香飘满园

1000
00:43:14,460 --> 00:43:16,200
香飘整个地下室

1001
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:18,450
我发现我的头脑非常清明

1002
00:43:18,450 --> 00:43:21,120
其实是因为我的那个困劲过了

1003
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:23,820
但是我就会误以为是这个欧龙的香水

1004
00:43:23,820 --> 00:43:24,600
发挥的作用

1005
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:25,500
下次谁头疼

1006
00:43:25,500 --> 00:43:27,480
我就叫他去买瓶香水喝

1007
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:29,130
这是很有可能的

1008
00:43:29,130 --> 00:43:30,780
以以讹传讹呀

1009
00:43:30,780 --> 00:43:31,320
一传十

1010
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:35,720
十传百的人们经常相信一些怪力乱神的东西

1011
00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:36,770
可以治病

1012
00:43:36,770 --> 00:43:42,860
唉美好的愿望回梦圆主要是什么

1013
00:43:42,860 --> 00:43:45,890
曹可凡的表情全集都做不了

1014
00:43:45,890 --> 00:43:51,260
那个表情有点确实很难很难的什么呀

1015
00:43:51,260 --> 00:43:52,640
很难复刻出来

1016
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:56,720
很难中药里各种动物的e还能入药呢

1017
00:43:56,720 --> 00:43:57,900
好人谁是

1018
00:43:57,900 --> 00:43:59,430
那你要这么说的话

1019
00:43:59,430 --> 00:44:01,230
你你去个卫生间

1020
00:44:01,230 --> 00:44:03,940
然后你还能产出一些药材呢

1021
00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:07,120
我也不知道中药里面有一些比较

1022
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:09,220
我也不能说不尊重中医吧

1023
00:44:09,220 --> 00:44:13,160
但是中药里面有一些确实我接受不了他的那个

1024
00:44:13,580 --> 00:44:16,160
比如说什么紫河车呀

1025
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:18,140
然后还有什么夜明砂

1026
00:44:18,140 --> 00:44:19,700
是不是叫这种棉甲

1027
00:44:19,710 --> 00:44:23,320
感觉就很很很诡异很诡异

1028
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:24,580
是这样的

1029
00:44:24,580 --> 00:44:27,820
所以有一些人不太认可中医

1030
00:44:27,820 --> 00:44:31,790
觉得中医是一种类似于巫医的东西

1031
00:44:31,790 --> 00:44:35,810
呃可能他有一部分的佐证就是在这边吧

1032
00:44:35,810 --> 00:44:36,770
谢谢水果王者

1033
00:44:36,770 --> 00:44:37,610
牛蛙和小花

1034
00:44:37,610 --> 00:44:38,630
感觉就是空的

1035
00:44:38,630 --> 00:44:39,920
你阿里嘎多

1036
00:44:41,340 --> 00:44:43,220
看椰子直播可以治病

1037
00:44:43,220 --> 00:44:47,499
治疗什么支流宝也是吧

1038
00:44:47,499 --> 00:44:51,650
互联网互联网是什么朱砂啥的

1039
00:44:51,650 --> 00:44:53,150
还是毒药的经验

1040
00:44:53,150 --> 00:44:54,290
医学是这样的

1041
00:44:54,290 --> 00:44:56,520
经验医学不一定管用啊

1042
00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:00,100
这就跟身边的统计学一样

1043
00:45:00,100 --> 00:45:02,840
基本上是没有什么科学依据的

1044
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:05,630
谢谢楚国王的小花

1045
00:45:05,630 --> 00:45:09,580
还石头欢迎多么多么大

1046
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:11,140
不认得

1047
00:45:11,140 --> 00:45:14,740
主要是过不了a b test跟临床呃

1048
00:45:14,740 --> 00:45:16,420
如果他过不了临床的话

1049
00:45:16,420 --> 00:45:19,790
是不是或者那个ab的那个对照实验

1050
00:45:19,790 --> 00:45:20,990
这个对照实验来着

1051
00:45:20,990 --> 00:45:21,939
我忘记了

1052
00:45:21,939 --> 00:45:23,199
如果他过不了

1053
00:45:23,199 --> 00:45:26,290
其实就说明它的药效也没有那么稳定的

1054
00:45:26,290 --> 00:45:29,740
就之前玩那个游戏里面那个治网瘾的

1055
00:45:29,740 --> 00:45:31,840
什么什么决明子十克

1056
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:32,950
党参五克

1057
00:45:32,950 --> 00:45:34,480
黄芪五克的

1058
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:36,130
看的都直皱眉头

1059
00:45:36,130 --> 00:45:38,200
只能说不学数理化

1060
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:40,540
生活处处都是魔法的感觉

1061
00:45:41,780 --> 00:45:44,710
特别相信这种东西的人

1062
00:45:44,710 --> 00:45:47,290
可能需要多看看书

1063
00:45:47,290 --> 00:45:48,910
♪ 暴风雨已经免疫 ♪

1064
00:45:48,910 --> 00:45:51,860
我大多数时候吃中药没啥效果

1065
00:45:51,860 --> 00:45:56,040
但是我觉得生活中有一个东西真的很玄学

1066
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:59,400
就是女生的姨妈痛的

1067
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:02,960
因为你们知道有很多的

1068
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:07,140
那个知名的管姨妈疼痛的药

1069
00:46:07,140 --> 00:46:10,050
比如说那个经典的乌鸡白凤丸

1070
00:46:10,050 --> 00:46:12,370
这东西就是典型的中药

1071
00:46:12,370 --> 00:46:14,440
或者说你去中医看

1072
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:18,170
他会说你什么宫寒体虚脾弱

1073
00:46:18,170 --> 00:46:20,420
给你开一大堆的中药

1074
00:46:20,420 --> 00:46:22,200
再给你弄个艾灸

1075
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:24,300
放到肚脐眼上去熏染

1076
00:46:24,300 --> 00:46:27,540
这个东西呢你要说它有用

1077
00:46:27,540 --> 00:46:29,720
好像也不一定没用

1078
00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:32,990
因为确实我做艾灸之后会没有那么难受

1079
00:46:32,990 --> 00:46:36,560
但是你不能排除是这个艾草的作用啊

1080
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:40,040
还是还是单纯就是热的作用

1081
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:42,140
还是说你整个人舒舒服服的

1082
00:46:42,140 --> 00:46:44,750
躺在床上躺了好长时间

1083
00:46:44,750 --> 00:46:46,040
还是这种作用的

1084
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:47,820
不知道是什么样的作用啊

1085
00:46:47,820 --> 00:46:51,240
努力的虽然听起来不靠谱

1086
00:46:51,240 --> 00:46:53,280
但确实有好多都是这样的

1087
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:54,540
很奇怪诶

1088
00:46:55,519 --> 00:46:57,699
现代医学可以不要科学

1089
00:46:57,699 --> 00:47:00,020
但不能离开统计可不咋的

1090
00:47:01,659 --> 00:47:03,299
但是还有一个问题

1091
00:47:03,299 --> 00:47:05,189
就是这个乌鸡白凤丸

1092
00:47:05,189 --> 00:47:09,760
主播本人曾经因为严重的这个身体不适

1093
00:47:09,779 --> 00:47:11,159
吃过多久

1094
00:47:11,159 --> 00:47:12,689
吃过半年

1095
00:47:12,689 --> 00:47:15,390
得出的结论是卵又没有

1096
00:47:15,390 --> 00:47:18,990
但是布洛芬这个东西基本上是只要吃到嘴

1097
00:47:18,990 --> 00:47:19,830
两个小时

1098
00:47:19,830 --> 00:47:21,030
药到病除

1099
00:47:21,030 --> 00:47:26,190
你简直从睡觉起来就可以换活蹦乱跳的半天啊

1100
00:47:26,190 --> 00:47:31,560
所以那是我第一次认识到中医好像呃不对

1101
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:32,820
我不是特别有用啊

1102
00:47:32,820 --> 00:47:37,560
我可能还是比较喜欢见效快的这种

1103
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:42,100
弄个热水袋效果是不是差不多也不一样

1104
00:47:42,100 --> 00:47:43,780
艾艾草那个主要是熏

1105
00:47:43,780 --> 00:47:44,410
你知道吗

1106
00:47:44,410 --> 00:47:47,400
主要是它会有一点暗火

1107
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:50,700
它可能会比热水袋的温度要更高一点

1108
00:47:50,700 --> 00:47:52,320
我不清楚它的原理是啥

1109
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:54,529
反正还是挺有用的

1110
00:47:54,529 --> 00:47:56,749
只是那玩意熏完一次之后

1111
00:47:56,749 --> 00:47:59,869
整个人身上都是那股艾叶的味道啊

1112
00:47:59,869 --> 00:48:02,020
感觉你像是嗯

1113
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:06,520
也不知道该怎么讲

1114
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:09,240
总之那股味道如果贴在你身上

1115
00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:10,740
你不去洗个澡的话

1116
00:48:10,740 --> 00:48:13,320
基本上你第二天去上学

1117
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:15,540
所有人都会问你今天怎么了

1118
00:48:15,540 --> 00:48:18,330
你你是扎进了哪个会队里面

1119
00:48:18,385 --> 00:48:20,010
刚跑出来

1120
00:48:20,010 --> 00:48:21,570
怎么一身这种味道啊

1121
00:48:21,570 --> 00:48:23,200
就这种感觉嗯

1122
00:48:25,110 --> 00:48:26,330
情况不一样

1123
00:48:26,330 --> 00:48:29,270
乌鸡白凤丸可以调理你的身体

1124
00:48:29,270 --> 00:48:30,650
他调了半年

1125
00:48:30,650 --> 00:48:31,790
毛用没有啊

1126
00:48:31,790 --> 00:48:33,520
越来越严重了

1127
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:37,490
你妈在房间里面点艾草

1128
00:48:37,490 --> 00:48:39,230
有点太熏了吧

1129
00:48:39,230 --> 00:48:41,330
这个类型的东西都是檀香啊

1130
00:48:41,330 --> 00:48:43,430
艾叶都是太虚了

1131
00:48:43,430 --> 00:48:45,920
感觉没有那么大的力气

1132
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:49,130
pm 2.58

1133
00:48:50,279 --> 00:48:54,179
哎你在房间里面侧边麻点舞啊

1134
00:48:54,179 --> 00:48:56,459
你你是懂得理工男的

1135
00:48:56,459 --> 00:48:59,550
你是懂得理工男的嗯

1136
00:49:00,430 --> 00:49:01,980
♪ 不休息时 ♪

1137
00:49:01,980 --> 00:49:07,160
场景敷衍却难掩的笑意

1138
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:12,260
突然间大学了解过中成药的研发流程之后

1139
00:49:12,260 --> 00:49:13,820
大概知道是什么东西了

1140
00:49:13,820 --> 00:49:16,559
但是也看不出问题来嗯

1141
00:49:19,319 --> 00:49:21,059
好像

1142
00:49:22,340 --> 00:49:25,120
我没有学到过这个相关的东西啊

1143
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:27,340
只是一个经验上的问题

1144
00:49:27,340 --> 00:49:28,700
很超人

1145
00:49:34,580 --> 00:49:37,270
大乱斗绝杀是什么数值啊

1146
00:49:37,270 --> 00:49:38,600
我看一下

1147
00:49:39,900 --> 00:49:41,900
我是黄金

1148
00:49:41,900 --> 00:49:45,960
对面是黄金

1149
00:49:46,980 --> 00:49:49,500
那应该是2000分

1150
00:49:50,459 --> 00:49:51,499
2000分

1151
00:49:52,819 --> 00:49:55,309
我爸抽烟200都到不了

1152
00:49:55,309 --> 00:49:58,830
但是我感觉抽烟的话比你闻二手烟

1153
00:49:58,830 --> 00:50:02,440
比纹那个艾艾灸是不是叫这个名字

1154
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:07,340
比那个艾灸的话对于人身体的压力要大多了

1155
00:50:07,340 --> 00:50:09,860
烟烟我做梦给你粉丝牌删了

1156
00:50:09,860 --> 00:50:11,880
你们怎么都这么能做梦啊

1157
00:50:12,240 --> 00:50:16,080
之前恒泰艾特我在群里面艾特

1158
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:18,610
我说说什么来着

1159
00:50:18,610 --> 00:50:22,420
说梦到半夜被我绑在凳子上

1160
00:50:22,420 --> 00:50:25,630
然后把他眼镜戴个眼罩

1161
00:50:25,630 --> 00:50:27,310
我拿个鞭子

1162
00:50:27,310 --> 00:50:28,780
然后在他面前

1163
00:50:29,899 --> 00:50:37,580
这不是烟烟人吗啊还记不记得我呀

1164
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:42,420
最近怎么不来了呢

1165
00:50:42,420 --> 00:50:44,520
你看我是这样的人吗

1166
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:47,140
你们怎么都梦到这种东西啊

1167
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:48,800
奇怪了

1168
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:52,960
真是欢迎小菜怪看到新的东西

1169
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:55,840
看到可乐满爆的新的啊

1170
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:57,880
他那个是结算的时间啦

1171
00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:00,670
好谢谢橘猫的舰长

1172
00:51:00,670 --> 00:51:01,840
卧槽爹

1173
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:04,330
好久没有看到舰长特效了

1174
00:51:04,330 --> 00:51:07,640
好几天没有人给主播上舰了

1175
00:51:07,720 --> 00:51:10,180
红豆泥阿里嘎多

1176
00:51:10,180 --> 00:51:14,380
谢谢好多天没有人给主播上舰了

1177
00:51:14,380 --> 00:51:16,450
太破费了

1178
00:51:16,450 --> 00:51:18,280
感谢支持

1179
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:20,700
腹黑的美颜面哦

1180
00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:24,300
怎么回事呢

1181
00:51:26,419 --> 00:51:29,559
谢谢水果王的七个纸鸢

1182
00:51:29,559 --> 00:51:30,339
感谢支持

1183
00:51:30,339 --> 00:51:31,569
红豆泥阿里嘎多

1184
00:51:31,569 --> 00:51:33,039
太破费了

1185
00:51:33,039 --> 00:51:33,990
谢谢谢

1186
00:51:33,990 --> 00:51:36,510
有没有可能是你自己不开播呀

1187
00:51:36,510 --> 00:51:37,680
我开了

1188
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:39,330
我明明开了

1189
00:51:39,330 --> 00:51:43,160
呜呜不许欺负我啊

1190
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:44,990
明明是开了的

1191
00:51:44,990 --> 00:51:47,490
你们告诉我一下那个叫什么呀

1192
00:51:47,490 --> 00:51:49,410
那个风筝叫什么呀

1193
00:51:51,330 --> 00:51:57,620
♪ 好一层一个叶子拿下你塔小开关 ♪

1194
00:51:57,620 --> 00:51:58,340
小开关

1195
00:51:58,340 --> 00:52:00,630
那个那个那个游园盲盒里面

1196
00:52:00,630 --> 00:52:03,340
最最差的那个奖叫什么来着

1197
00:52:03,340 --> 00:52:06,400
谢谢小开关的游园盲盒的董松软

1198
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:10,030
感谢支持控制你阿丽娜的燕归

1199
00:52:10,030 --> 00:52:11,080
对对对

1200
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:12,720
坏了坏了

1201
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:17,520
他也知道这个普通的盲盒常驻就等于卖不出去

1202
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:20,930
大家都开心的来个燕归啊

1203
00:52:20,930 --> 00:52:22,940
看

1204
00:52:30,799 --> 00:52:32,679
我好像还没加舰长群

1205
00:52:32,679 --> 00:52:34,780
来呀来呀来呀来呀

1206
00:52:35,979 --> 00:52:38,039
他们都表示此间乐不思蜀

1207
00:52:38,039 --> 00:52:39,839
这种加入绵绵的舰长群

1208
00:52:39,839 --> 00:52:43,060
感觉绵绵的直播也没有那么有意思

1209
00:52:45,700 --> 00:52:46,860
天龟菠萝

1210
00:52:46,860 --> 00:52:48,640
那已经出过了

1211
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:50,680
他清洁剂以前不是事实吗

1212
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:52,140
他可灵活了

1213
00:52:52,140 --> 00:52:54,360
他现在开个新盒子

1214
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:57,480
就是把以前的礼物排列组合一下

1215
00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:59,810
然后把数值呢可以不改

1216
00:52:59,810 --> 00:53:00,560
那就不改

1217
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:01,970
能改的就改一下

1218
00:53:01,970 --> 00:53:02,690
你知道吗

1219
00:53:02,690 --> 00:53:04,630
他笑了我整整五分钟

1220
00:53:04,630 --> 00:53:06,430
你在我这出个眼龟

1221
00:53:06,430 --> 00:53:07,570
大家不但不会笑

1222
00:53:07,570 --> 00:53:09,940
你五分钟还会奔走相告

1223
00:53:09,940 --> 00:53:14,630
然后这个到处什么什么燃燃放鞭炮庆祝庆祝

1224
00:53:14,630 --> 00:53:17,260
你给绵绵加了七分钟的班啊

1225
00:53:17,879 --> 00:53:20,189
在我直播间里面出燕归

1226
00:53:20,189 --> 00:53:21,479
那是真神

1227
00:53:21,479 --> 00:53:23,699
你要十连出仨燕归

1228
00:53:23,699 --> 00:53:26,850
那就是什么人人短暂一分钟的清洁

1229
00:53:26,850 --> 00:53:28,160
就这种感觉

1230
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:31,400
150的盒子最好的比250的要好

1231
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:32,780
那个概率太低了

1232
00:53:32,780 --> 00:53:33,790
不正常

1233
00:53:33,790 --> 00:53:36,280
谢谢超燃的小花

1234
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:39,370
谢谢小开关的等风来踏青日记

1235
00:53:39,370 --> 00:53:41,529
等风来和踏青日记念

1236
00:53:41,529 --> 00:53:42,759
感谢支持

1237
00:53:42,759 --> 00:53:43,569
红豆泥

1238
00:53:43,569 --> 00:53:44,859
阿里嘎多哇

1239
00:53:44,859 --> 00:53:47,420
我去战况有点紧张

1240
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:49,640
有点紧张的

1241
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:54,460
谢谢小开关的四个油烟盲盒太破费了

1242
00:53:54,460 --> 00:53:57,870
这次活动任务给的这么低啊

1243
00:53:59,410 --> 00:54:00,570
哪里有墨奖

1244
00:54:00,570 --> 00:54:01,410
看看没有啊

1245
00:54:01,410 --> 00:54:02,310
没开出来过

1246
00:54:02,310 --> 00:54:03,760
到现在没有过

1247
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:07,420
谢谢小开关的我去

1248
00:54:07,420 --> 00:54:09,370
这是克罗玛酱的

1249
00:54:09,370 --> 00:54:12,229
这这这这这真是龟啊

1250
00:54:12,229 --> 00:54:13,650
说归就归啊

1251
00:54:13,650 --> 00:54:15,990
谢谢小开关的两个等风来

1252
00:54:15,990 --> 00:54:18,210
谢谢克拉玛这样的一个等风来

1253
00:54:18,210 --> 00:54:20,250
八个大清日记和一个燕归

1254
00:54:20,250 --> 00:54:21,580
感谢支持

1255
00:54:21,580 --> 00:54:23,020
游园寻宝赛

1256
00:54:23,020 --> 00:54:25,300
恭喜绵绵完成lv 5任务

1257
00:54:25,300 --> 00:54:26,380
获得晋级资格奖励

1258
00:54:26,380 --> 00:54:28,080
谢谢大家好

1259
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:30,320
等你阿里嘎多开龟

1260
00:54:30,660 --> 00:54:33,240
♪ 热血彼岸回中 ♪

1261
00:54:33,240 --> 00:54:35,820
♪ 早知结局能否再讲 ♪

1262
00:54:35,820 --> 00:54:37,440
挺帅的

1263
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:40,149
我超贵爹

1264
00:54:40,149 --> 00:54:42,939
谢谢超然的踏青日纪念

1265
00:54:42,939 --> 00:54:44,439
太破费了

1266
00:54:44,439 --> 00:54:46,559
感谢支持对了

1267
00:54:46,559 --> 00:54:50,159
我们2月份和3月份合并起来的舰长礼物

1268
00:54:50,159 --> 00:54:52,199
主播到现在都不知道做什么

1269
00:54:52,199 --> 00:54:54,180
能不能给主播点头绪啊

1270
00:54:56,010 --> 00:54:59,610
感觉能做的大部分都做完了

1271
00:54:59,610 --> 00:55:03,150
我又实在不想做个什么单个徽章之类的

1272
00:55:03,150 --> 00:55:03,930
来那个啥

1273
00:55:03,930 --> 00:55:08,090
大家你们觉得做点啥会好一点呢

1274
00:55:08,090 --> 00:55:11,660
♪ 情缘任甘苦与共 ♪

1275
00:55:11,660 --> 00:55:13,880
等这雪下到够长

1276
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:16,560
低回尘埃埋下火种

1277
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:18,000
或许最低落

1278
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:21,290
♪ 笔锋都能与光相逢 ♪

1279
00:55:21,290 --> 00:55:23,450
让这梦做到够长

1280
00:55:23,450 --> 00:55:25,940
让梦中人求疯得疯

1281
00:55:25,940 --> 00:55:29,420
多少你我心到匆匆

1282
00:55:29,979 --> 00:55:33,299
胜者从来盖世英雄

1283
00:55:33,299 --> 00:55:35,459
♪ 命中从来尊荣 ♪

1284
00:55:35,459 --> 00:55:38,510
传说说尽定下结局

1285
00:55:38,510 --> 00:55:40,070
♪ 有恃无恐 ♪

1286
00:55:40,070 --> 00:55:42,350
多少人如你

1287
00:55:42,350 --> 00:55:46,100
我曾百年平庸未得

1288
00:55:46,100 --> 00:55:48,880
观众将平庸歌颂

1289
00:55:49,819 --> 00:55:53,199
炎炎穿过的袜子真变态啊

1290
00:55:53,199 --> 00:55:57,159
你们led喵就是这种都是这种人吗

1291
00:55:57,159 --> 00:55:58,959
你去陌生直播间

1292
00:55:58,959 --> 00:56:00,579
雾深不会捅你两刀吗

1293
00:56:00,579 --> 00:56:02,079
你来我直播间发癫是吧

1294
00:56:02,079 --> 00:56:05,659
哈哈你们led喵都是这种人啊

1295
00:56:05,659 --> 00:56:06,679
好吓人啊

1296
00:56:06,679 --> 00:56:08,350
看我们直播间led喵

1297
00:56:08,350 --> 00:56:09,250
马克通

1298
00:56:09,250 --> 00:56:10,120
林香玲

1299
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:10,900
沈毅

1300
00:56:10,900 --> 00:56:12,370
再加你一个嘎的米

1301
00:56:12,370 --> 00:56:13,990
哎呦你们你们四个

1302
00:56:13,990 --> 00:56:17,950
你们四个可以组成l e d标四天王了

1303
00:56:17,950 --> 00:56:21,200
意思是哈哈天呐

1304
00:56:21,279 --> 00:56:22,719
项圈名牌

1305
00:56:22,719 --> 00:56:23,259
这不行啊

1306
00:56:23,259 --> 00:56:25,089
主播没有这方面的爱好

1307
00:56:25,089 --> 00:56:27,339
主播真没有这方面的爱好

1308
00:56:27,339 --> 00:56:28,550
别乱讲话

1309
00:56:30,270 --> 00:56:32,870
做点虚拟的录音搜

1310
00:56:32,870 --> 00:56:37,349
我想想10年热血汹涌

1311
00:56:37,349 --> 00:56:38,789
不在物身上发癫

1312
00:56:38,789 --> 00:56:40,469
专门在老子这发癫是吧

1313
00:56:40,469 --> 00:56:42,580
老子都会给你给你两刀

1314
00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:45,580
你专门在老子的饭店是吧

1315
00:56:45,580 --> 00:56:46,990
无非是你心爱的宝

1316
00:56:46,990 --> 00:56:49,529
你不愿意在他面前展露你的丑态

1317
00:56:49,529 --> 00:56:50,789
就带着他的牌子

1318
00:56:50,789 --> 00:56:53,729
在别的主播面前展露你内心最黑暗的一面

1319
00:56:53,729 --> 00:56:54,779
你是懂得

1320
00:56:54,779 --> 00:56:57,270
你是懂得两面派人

1321
00:56:58,330 --> 00:56:59,370
还有狂徒贼

1322
00:56:59,370 --> 00:56:59,790
对对对

1323
00:56:59,790 --> 00:57:01,050
忘了忘了忘了忘了

1324
00:57:01,050 --> 00:57:02,700
把那个神医开除啊

1325
00:57:02,700 --> 00:57:04,260
把狂徒贼换上去

1326
00:57:04,260 --> 00:57:06,400
led喵四天王好吧

1327
00:57:07,260 --> 00:57:08,660
把随意开除啊

1328
00:57:08,660 --> 00:57:11,540
感觉神e神这led喵还是不太够格

1329
00:57:11,540 --> 00:57:13,460
虽然他这个那个啥

1330
00:57:13,460 --> 00:57:14,960
但是也不太够格

1331
00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:19,200
对你们led喵有什么意见呢

1332
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:20,880
咋充电充正快呢

1333
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:21,780
说点无声充电

1334
00:57:21,780 --> 00:57:23,010
充挺快的

1335
00:57:23,155 --> 00:57:25,430
感觉蛮厉害的

1336
00:57:26,790 --> 00:57:29,630
你又何尝不想成为一名led喵

1337
00:57:29,630 --> 00:57:30,770
你要养牌子是吧

1338
00:57:30,770 --> 00:57:32,840
不行我不能再这么喝冰水

1339
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:34,400
喝了三杯水

1340
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:35,780
灌了我的水宝

1341
00:57:35,780 --> 00:57:36,380
怎么卖了

1342
00:57:36,380 --> 00:57:37,340
好饱啊

1343
00:57:38,260 --> 00:57:39,480
我觉得好撑

1344
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:46,840
♪ 天哪让告别岁月尽头换谁最低落 ♪

1345
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:50,100
笔锋都能与光相逢

1346
00:57:50,100 --> 00:57:52,320
♪ 让这梦做到够长 ♪

1347
00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:58,280
让梦中人求疯得风多少你我情到匆匆

1348
00:57:58,780 --> 00:58:02,100
胜者从来盖世英雄

1349
00:58:02,100 --> 00:58:04,370
♪ 命中从来整容 ♪

1350
00:58:04,370 --> 00:58:07,310
传说说尽定下结局

1351
00:58:07,310 --> 00:58:08,950
♪ 有恃无恐 ♪

1352
00:58:08,950 --> 00:58:10,600
♪ 仍有无言 ♪

1353
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:13,899
山河记在你心中

1354
00:58:13,899 --> 00:58:15,339
荣光加冕

1355
00:58:15,339 --> 00:58:16,959
最渺小英雄

1356
00:58:18,279 --> 00:58:22,419
水宝在的很台亨泰300天快乐

1357
00:58:22,419 --> 00:58:25,959
你今天是不是说你今天2月22号

1358
00:58:25,959 --> 00:58:27,770
你是不是300天呐

1359
00:58:27,770 --> 00:58:29,330
是不是300天了

1360
00:58:30,410 --> 00:58:31,850
应该就是这两天啊

1361
00:58:31,850 --> 00:58:33,260
300天筷子

1362
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:37,940
这下都是烟

1363
00:58:37,940 --> 00:58:39,050
老嗨了

1364
00:58:39,050 --> 00:58:41,480
主播主播快要开500天

1365
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:42,760
动态都发了

1366
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:45,280
等一下我下播去看一下

1367
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:47,680
我这边有些时候那个动态会被吞掉

1368
00:58:47,680 --> 00:58:49,990
我看不到的没提示

1369
00:58:49,990 --> 00:58:50,740
不是看不到

1370
00:58:50,740 --> 00:58:51,940
是没有提示

1371
00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:55,200
谢谢超然的游园盲盒的踏青日记

1372
00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:56,420
感谢支持

1373
00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:58,420
机器人不带主播牌

1374
00:58:58,420 --> 00:59:00,400
机器人这号是有人在用的呀

1375
00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:01,540
他去看谁直播

1376
00:59:01,540 --> 00:59:03,580
然后回来就带谁的牌子

1377
00:59:03,580 --> 00:59:05,260
这不是很正常的事吗

1378
00:59:05,700 --> 00:59:10,560
之后是是天机跟他的机器人二合一的账号啊

1379
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:13,619
因为你不会白整了吧

1380
00:59:13,619 --> 00:59:14,870
好像快了

1381
00:59:14,870 --> 00:59:16,310
♪ 美妙的夜晚 ♪

1382
00:59:16,310 --> 00:59:18,560
环这里早上好

1383
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:20,060
你都没给我点赞

1384
00:59:20,060 --> 00:59:21,320
我还没看呢

1385
00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:23,000
我肯定会给你转发的呀

1386
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:26,020
你想想我不可能只点赞不转发的

1387
00:59:26,020 --> 00:59:27,460
我肯定会转发的

1388
00:59:27,460 --> 00:59:28,720
如果没转发

1389
00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:30,880
就是还没收到消息

1390
00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:32,890
你得叫我一下好吧

1391
00:59:32,890 --> 00:59:35,620
早上好啊

1392
00:59:35,620 --> 00:59:37,720
猪仔这首歌最近是不是可火了呀

1393
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:39,510
没有火的一天

1394
00:59:39,525 --> 00:59:41,970
第三位玩家扮演的王子

1395
00:59:41,970 --> 00:59:44,370
她和公主有些冲突

1396
00:59:44,370 --> 00:59:45,750
最后所有人目光一现

1397
00:59:45,750 --> 00:59:47,130
我问我扮演的角色是什么

1398
00:59:47,130 --> 00:59:50,540
我看着身份说我是阳光开朗大男孩

1399
00:59:50,540 --> 00:59:53,730
阳光开朗大男孩啊

1400
00:59:53,730 --> 00:59:57,000
微笑看着扬起的嘴角

1401
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,250
阳光开朗大男孩

1402
00:59:59,250 --> 01:00:01,320
阳光开朗大男孩

1403
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:02,700
我只是路过

1404
01:00:02,700 --> 01:00:05,560
碰巧被卷入这场纷扰

1405
01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:08,240
阳光太这歌对呀

1406
01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:10,340
不知道为什么忽然就火了

1407
01:00:10,340 --> 01:00:12,110
♪ 没有任何秘密 ♪

1408
01:00:12,110 --> 01:00:14,350
为啥我坐在这里

1409
01:00:14,350 --> 01:00:16,630
阳光开朗大男孩

1410
01:00:16,630 --> 01:00:18,610
阳光开朗大男孩

1411
01:00:18,610 --> 01:00:21,040
我感觉这个比范进中举还要火

1412
01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:24,620
真的这首歌比番茄中举火多了

1413
01:00:24,620 --> 01:00:27,560
但是我最喜欢的迁坟却仍然无惊讶

1414
01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:29,060
我们再听一下迁坟吧

1415
01:00:29,060 --> 01:00:30,680
不行没有迁坟

1416
01:00:30,680 --> 01:00:33,140
听主播整个人都已经受不了了

1417
01:00:33,140 --> 01:00:36,200
♪ 公开之后讨论越发激烈 ♪

1418
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:38,240
♪ 你还说轮流发言 ♪

1419
01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:42,050
确实自己说起来我之前是给谁听啊

1420
01:00:42,050 --> 01:00:44,300
然后人家人家跟我说

1421
01:00:44,300 --> 01:00:46,490
真不喜欢这种阴阳顿挫

1422
01:00:46,490 --> 01:00:48,200
阴阳怪气的总管音

1423
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:50,300
给我给我搞生气了

1424
01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:52,460
也不是搞生气了吧

1425
01:00:52,460 --> 01:00:57,220
就是感觉有点艺术审美被否定的这种味道啊

1426
01:00:57,220 --> 01:00:58,800
嗯阳光开朗

1427
01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:00,420
大男孩比较容易做二创嘛

1428
01:01:00,420 --> 01:01:01,530
有个手书嘛

1429
01:01:01,530 --> 01:01:03,720
好像好多的那种电竞选手啊

1430
01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:06,960
或者说是一些呃小说里面的几个主要角色

1431
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:08,520
男一男男生男士之类的

1432
01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:09,570
就会这样子

1433
01:01:09,570 --> 01:01:12,150
挑一个最仰角

1434
01:01:12,150 --> 01:01:13,220
最活泼

1435
01:01:13,220 --> 01:01:14,510
最没心机

1436
01:01:14,510 --> 01:01:15,620
最傻的人

1437
01:01:15,620 --> 01:01:18,230
然后来当这个阳光开朗大男孩

1438
01:01:18,230 --> 01:01:22,400
我也看过几个还挺合适的笔记

1439
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:23,840
写满了天文

1440
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:25,250
真的很好听啊

1441
01:01:25,250 --> 01:01:30,560
简单这就是我的立马就传遍了全班

1442
01:01:30,560 --> 01:01:32,300
那是一个月后分高的夜晚

1443
01:01:32,300 --> 01:01:33,220
当我哭泣

1444
01:01:33,220 --> 01:01:36,460
♪ 勇气脑中已经被混乱填满 ♪

1445
01:01:36,460 --> 01:01:38,420
♪ 小孩做这个生命 ♪

1446
01:01:38,420 --> 01:01:40,160
♪ 一见到就要去做 ♪

1447
01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:42,360
你会变成右手

1448
01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:45,570
♪ 我们的世界越发缓慢 ♪

1449
01:01:45,570 --> 01:01:47,160
♪ 你就发达 ♪

1450
01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:50,060
多少人是一座荒无人生

1451
01:01:50,060 --> 01:01:52,360
♪ 便是不断把千分来练 ♪

1452
01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:57,280
他白白的裙子加白天不行

1453
01:01:57,280 --> 01:01:58,120
我唱不了

1454
01:01:58,120 --> 01:01:59,540
这破歌太低

1455
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:02,660
哎他写歌的时候

1456
01:02:02,660 --> 01:02:05,520
就没有考虑过有女生想唱她的歌吗

1457
01:02:05,520 --> 01:02:07,620
怪不得写千粉的时候

1458
01:02:07,620 --> 01:02:12,680
还要还要借助一下其他自己朋友的恋爱经历啊

1459
01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:14,000
你写的破歌的时候

1460
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,120
你有没有想过女生会唱你的歌

1461
01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:17,740
天天说自己太忙

1462
01:02:17,740 --> 01:02:18,940
哎呀还没开学

1463
01:02:18,940 --> 01:02:20,700
我大男孩的哥

1464
01:02:20,700 --> 01:02:21,780
我就看过异画

1465
01:02:21,780 --> 01:02:23,160
三体二创迷之契合

1466
01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:24,000
这个有好多种

1467
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:25,290
二创还都能对上

1468
01:02:25,290 --> 01:02:26,520
就挺神奇的

1469
01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:30,200
红叶光照在我身创作背景挺好的

1470
01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:31,580
杨开开朗大男孩

1471
01:02:31,580 --> 01:02:33,590
一开始不是那个界徐盛吧

1472
01:02:33,590 --> 01:02:34,340
那是啥

1473
01:02:34,340 --> 01:02:34,980
香国杀

1474
01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:37,980
是三国杀还是剧本杀呀

1475
01:02:37,980 --> 01:02:39,120
♪ 总是漫长 ♪

1476
01:02:39,120 --> 01:02:41,490
♪ 路也是一样 ♪

1477
01:02:41,490 --> 01:02:43,920
我记得当时我刚说我喜欢这首歌的时候

1478
01:02:43,920 --> 01:02:46,840
还是人家这群人还给我录了几个

1479
01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:49,900
好几个人在这撑着给主播录了一下

1480
01:02:49,900 --> 01:02:52,760
哎呦带我来改款凌乱

1481
01:02:52,760 --> 01:02:54,980
带上我们带上的心魔

1482
01:02:54,980 --> 01:02:57,660
♪ 化作你配舞动的灵啊 ♪

1483
01:02:57,660 --> 01:02:59,400
感觉阉人还挺怪的

1484
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:00,660
主播的主播

1485
01:03:00,660 --> 01:03:03,460
主播大半夜发癫听歌

1486
01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:05,140
还给主播唱歌

1487
01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:09,340
但主播呢作为一个主播

1488
01:03:09,340 --> 01:03:12,400
你们点出来的歌我却有好多没有办法唱

1489
01:03:17,980 --> 01:03:20,500
这么一想还挺开心的

1490
01:03:20,500 --> 01:03:24,560
♪ 我坐在桌边上看着你 ♪

1491
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:26,240
刷到了东北虎男孩

1492
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:27,530
那是什么玩意儿啊

1493
01:03:27,530 --> 01:03:29,680
我没看过

1494
01:03:29,780 --> 01:03:32,740
变道拓者听下饭季有女生唱的

1495
01:03:32,740 --> 01:03:34,060
范进中举那个还行吧

1496
01:03:34,060 --> 01:03:35,800
当天坟这个我好像真没听过

1497
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:36,720
女生唱

1498
01:03:36,819 --> 01:03:37,899
挺难的

1499
01:03:37,899 --> 01:03:38,619
真挺难的

1500
01:03:38,619 --> 01:03:41,019
说实话我试过

1501
01:03:41,019 --> 01:03:42,849
就算不跟着他这个原调

1502
01:03:42,849 --> 01:03:45,219
这个上上下下的唱法

1503
01:03:45,219 --> 01:03:47,160
我也一点都唱不了

1504
01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:49,060
别自我pua了

1505
01:03:49,060 --> 01:03:50,540
只是懒得管你

1506
01:03:54,780 --> 01:03:59,660
谢谢谢谢谢谢

1507
01:03:59,660 --> 01:04:01,020
知道了

1508
01:04:02,580 --> 01:04:05,580
妈妈好不容易给自己找点理由

1509
01:04:05,919 --> 01:04:08,889
然后我更喜欢烟烟人一点

1510
01:04:08,889 --> 01:04:12,080
你非要打破我的幻想啊

1511
01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:14,240
怎么有这样的

1512
01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:16,520
不是这直播间在直播间直播

1513
01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:18,660
拼命的催眠自己啊

1514
01:04:18,660 --> 01:04:19,470
入脑入脑

1515
01:04:19,470 --> 01:04:20,280
喜欢观众

1516
01:04:20,280 --> 01:04:22,470
喜欢观众入脑入脑入脑

1517
01:04:22,470 --> 01:04:24,360
喜欢喜欢也没有咽炎

1518
01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:25,860
人就活不下去了

1519
01:04:25,860 --> 01:04:30,559
然后观众在这边别自我意识过剩了

1520
01:04:30,559 --> 01:04:31,939
谁要管你啊

1521
01:04:31,939 --> 01:04:35,659
一句话就打破了主播建立了这么久的幻想

1522
01:04:35,659 --> 01:04:39,780
你说你你还是人吗

1523
01:04:41,820 --> 01:04:44,660
明天会唱大平胸吗

1524
01:04:44,660 --> 01:04:48,680
我会唱那个什么那个你们真想听啊

1525
01:04:48,680 --> 01:04:50,080
我也可以吧

1526
01:04:50,140 --> 01:04:51,640
我也可以唱一下

1527
01:04:54,859 --> 01:04:56,019
现在是换下的

1528
01:04:56,019 --> 01:04:56,739
来试试看

1529
01:04:56,739 --> 01:04:57,879
来试试看

1530
01:04:57,879 --> 01:04:59,840
不知道怎么样

1531
01:05:01,979 --> 01:05:03,439
算了还是放一下吧

1532
01:05:03,439 --> 01:05:05,110
我感觉我有点放不开

1533
01:05:05,110 --> 01:05:07,900
其实我第一次听这个大貔貅

1534
01:05:07,900 --> 01:05:08,830
听完了之后

1535
01:05:08,830 --> 01:05:10,930
我就在心里面唱过

1536
01:05:10,930 --> 01:05:12,610
但是我感觉我在直播间里唱

1537
01:05:12,610 --> 01:05:15,980
应该应该有点有点有点放不开呀

1538
01:05:15,980 --> 01:05:18,440
欢迎洋洋会唱爱如火吗

1539
01:05:18,440 --> 01:05:19,130
我会啊

1540
01:05:19,130 --> 01:05:19,940
我会啊

1541
01:05:19,940 --> 01:05:20,860
就那个

1542
01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:24,870
但是我没有电音的插件

1543
01:05:24,870 --> 01:05:26,340
所以听起来会很怪

1544
01:05:26,340 --> 01:05:28,590
就那个心在跳

1545
01:05:28,590 --> 01:05:31,050
是爱情如莲花

1546
01:05:31,050 --> 01:05:32,560
你在笑

1547
01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:36,370
疯狂的人是我爱如火

1548
01:05:36,370 --> 01:05:38,680
会温暖了心窝

1549
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:44,090
我看见爱的火眼神说不就是这个吗

1550
01:05:44,090 --> 01:05:45,710
我说我会的

1551
01:05:46,730 --> 01:05:48,170
你别以为主播不上网

1552
01:05:48,170 --> 01:05:49,220
主播会的

1553
01:05:49,419 --> 01:05:50,799
怎么又拐人

1554
01:05:50,799 --> 01:05:52,870
对管人痴痴啊

1555
01:05:52,870 --> 01:05:54,910
那不得双向奔赴吗

1556
01:05:54,910 --> 01:05:55,630
你喜欢我

1557
01:05:55,630 --> 01:05:56,470
我喜欢你

1558
01:05:56,470 --> 01:05:58,270
正是我们动物园的绝学

1559
01:05:58,270 --> 01:05:59,399
就是独轮车

1560
01:05:59,399 --> 01:06:00,509
你喜欢我

1561
01:06:00,509 --> 01:06:01,589
我喜欢你

1562
01:06:01,589 --> 01:06:02,729
你喜欢我

1563
01:06:02,729 --> 01:06:03,980
我喜欢你

1564
01:06:05,459 --> 01:06:06,619
多说几遍

1565
01:06:06,619 --> 01:06:07,399
多说几遍

1566
01:06:07,399 --> 01:06:08,239
精诚所至

1567
01:06:08,239 --> 01:06:09,640
金石为开啊

1568
01:06:10,819 --> 01:06:12,369
老baby们

1569
01:06:12,369 --> 01:06:14,660
你们有大貔貅吗

1570
01:06:16,020 --> 01:06:19,550
我要有点后悔了

1571
01:06:19,550 --> 01:06:20,900
有点后悔了

1572
01:06:22,460 --> 01:06:26,290
♪ 这天大貔貅大貔貅 ♪

1573
01:06:26,290 --> 01:06:28,210
大貔貅大皮丘

1574
01:06:28,210 --> 01:06:29,860
恭喜发财

1575
01:06:29,860 --> 01:06:31,740
送你个大貔貅

1576
01:06:31,740 --> 01:06:33,120
喝白酒

1577
01:06:33,120 --> 01:06:33,780
喝啤酒

1578
01:06:33,780 --> 01:06:34,440
喝红酒

1579
01:06:34,440 --> 01:06:35,660
喝洋酒

1580
01:06:35,799 --> 01:06:39,429
兄弟姐妹在一起快乐喝大酒

1581
01:06:39,429 --> 01:06:40,719
大貔貅

1582
01:06:40,719 --> 01:06:41,319
大貔貅

1583
01:06:41,319 --> 01:06:42,039
大貔貅

1584
01:06:42,039 --> 01:06:43,209
大貔貅

1585
01:06:43,209 --> 01:06:44,860
恭喜发财

1586
01:06:44,860 --> 01:06:46,810
送你个大貔貅

1587
01:06:46,810 --> 01:06:48,100
喝白酒

1588
01:06:48,100 --> 01:06:48,760
喝啤酒

1589
01:06:48,760 --> 01:06:49,480
喝红酒

1590
01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:50,700
喝洋酒

1591
01:06:50,740 --> 01:06:54,350
兄弟姐妹在一起快乐喝大酒

1592
01:06:54,350 --> 01:06:56,480
♪ 三三十举起飞 ♪

1593
01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:58,550
♪ 手持双脚一起飞 ♪

1594
01:06:58,550 --> 01:07:02,800
唱的我不想唱了

1595
01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:07,359
有点有点脑残啊啊啊

1596
01:07:07,359 --> 01:07:10,479
这歌唱完了之后有一种想死的感觉

1597
01:07:10,479 --> 01:07:14,109
怎么办啊啊受不了了

1598
01:07:14,109 --> 01:07:16,179
感觉唱的有点奶是吗

1599
01:07:16,179 --> 01:07:16,719
可爱吗

1600
01:07:16,719 --> 01:07:17,499
女版好听

1601
01:07:17,499 --> 01:07:20,080
你说散包的那个听见下包的

1602
01:07:20,339 --> 01:07:21,839
我一般听唱歌

1603
01:07:21,839 --> 01:07:23,879
为什么我听下什么

1604
01:07:23,879 --> 01:07:25,620
你女朋友很美

1605
01:07:25,620 --> 01:07:27,900
那她会唱大貔貅吗

1606
01:07:27,900 --> 01:07:29,310
你女朋友很美

1607
01:07:29,310 --> 01:07:31,320
那她会唱大貔貅吗

1608
01:07:32,820 --> 01:07:34,380
♪ you check out ♪

1609
01:07:38,170 --> 01:07:40,330
大貔貅大貔貅

1610
01:07:40,330 --> 01:07:43,150
大貔貅恭喜发财

1611
01:07:43,150 --> 01:07:45,090
送你一个大貔貅

1612
01:07:45,090 --> 01:07:45,930
不行不行

1613
01:07:45,930 --> 01:07:47,610
这歌这歌真唱不了

1614
01:07:47,610 --> 01:07:48,690
算了算了算了

1615
01:07:48,690 --> 01:07:49,830
我给你们放吧

1616
01:07:49,830 --> 01:07:51,210
真真放不了

1617
01:07:51,210 --> 01:07:52,410
真真放不了

1618
01:07:52,410 --> 01:07:53,130
真不行

1619
01:07:53,130 --> 01:07:53,610
真不行

1620
01:07:53,610 --> 01:07:54,319
真不行

1621
01:07:54,319 --> 01:07:57,619
这不是感觉有点上不来气了

1622
01:07:57,619 --> 01:07:59,600
太恐怖了

1623
01:07:59,600 --> 01:08:02,180
今天天扇宝的这些心投稿

1624
01:08:02,180 --> 01:08:03,800
我我我其实听了

1625
01:08:03,800 --> 01:08:05,180
但是我又不太敢听

1626
01:08:05,180 --> 01:08:06,200
我不敢说我听了

1627
01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:07,460
因为我说我听了

1628
01:08:07,460 --> 01:08:08,830
你们肯定要让我唱

1629
01:08:08,830 --> 01:08:10,810
但是你要让我唱的话

1630
01:08:10,810 --> 01:08:13,560
起飞双手双脚一起飞

1631
01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:18,029
嗯咱家乡为大家要不醉不归

1632
01:08:18,029 --> 01:08:19,289
你应该懂

1633
01:08:19,289 --> 01:08:21,929
你应该懂主播会是什么样的精神状态

1634
01:08:21,929 --> 01:08:24,149
我觉得有点吓人

1635
01:08:24,149 --> 01:08:27,840
♪ 大皮大皮大皮扇宝 ♪

1636
01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:28,920
这还挺可爱的

1637
01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:30,600
其实我感觉扇宝的这个

1638
01:08:30,600 --> 01:08:34,160
确实比比原唱的那个男声版的要好听

1639
01:08:34,160 --> 01:08:35,900
原唱那个有点像大哥大哥

1640
01:08:35,900 --> 01:08:36,320
欢迎你

1641
01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:38,779
我也不知道为什么这样的肥猫

1642
01:08:38,779 --> 01:08:40,099
是不是你给我网线剪了

1643
01:08:40,099 --> 01:08:41,359
你咋就断网了

1644
01:08:41,359 --> 01:08:41,959
主播刚做完

1645
01:08:41,959 --> 01:08:42,679
你300天快乐

1646
01:08:42,679 --> 01:08:43,600
你就断网啊

1647
01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:45,160
只有这样的人了

1648
01:08:45,160 --> 01:08:48,890
吃麻辣小西瓜等于大皮箱

1649
01:08:48,890 --> 01:08:49,550
大皮箱

1650
01:08:49,550 --> 01:08:50,649
大皮箱

1651
01:08:50,649 --> 01:08:51,969
喝白酒

1652
01:08:51,969 --> 01:08:52,629
喝啤酒

1653
01:08:52,629 --> 01:08:53,349
喝红酒

1654
01:08:53,349 --> 01:08:54,399
喝洋酒

1655
01:08:54,399 --> 01:08:56,349
大貔貅大貔貅

1656
01:08:56,349 --> 01:08:57,009
大貔貅

1657
01:08:57,009 --> 01:08:58,160
大貔貅

1658
01:08:58,519 --> 01:09:01,950
爸爸妈妈都春节回老家

1659
01:09:01,950 --> 01:09:03,630
竹板这么一打呀

1660
01:09:03,630 --> 01:09:05,250
哎咱别不夸

1661
01:09:05,250 --> 01:09:06,000
怎么说

1662
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:07,710
一夸这个招财我

1663
01:09:07,710 --> 01:09:09,210
我我就会这样去唱

1664
01:09:09,210 --> 01:09:09,690
你知道吗

1665
01:09:09,690 --> 01:09:12,390
但是感觉不是御姐的不行

1666
01:09:12,390 --> 01:09:14,730
只能只能这样去叫御姐的

1667
01:09:14,730 --> 01:09:15,210
不行

1668
01:09:15,210 --> 01:09:16,620
御姐的太奇怪

1669
01:09:16,620 --> 01:09:18,780
对自己那个不来

1670
01:09:18,780 --> 01:09:20,520
这御姐咋劈死呀

1671
01:09:20,520 --> 01:09:21,480
这不行

1672
01:09:21,480 --> 01:09:22,800
高照五谷丰登

1673
01:09:22,800 --> 01:09:24,720
这个应该是什么贺岁曲吧

1674
01:09:24,720 --> 01:09:27,780
我吃的这个菜最喜临门

1675
01:09:27,780 --> 01:09:28,639
谢谢灯牌

1676
01:09:28,639 --> 01:09:29,479
感谢支持

1677
01:09:29,479 --> 01:09:30,019
轰动你

1678
01:09:30,019 --> 01:09:33,160
阿里巴豆星人330

1679
01:09:33,160 --> 01:09:34,270
♪ 举起杯 ♪

1680
01:09:34,270 --> 01:09:37,870
双手双脚一起尝尝咱家乡味道

1681
01:09:37,870 --> 01:09:39,820
酱酱油不醉不归

1682
01:09:39,820 --> 01:09:41,770
♪ 就在轻薄又香味 ♪

1683
01:09:41,770 --> 01:09:43,420
只有义勇富贵

1684
01:09:43,420 --> 01:09:45,040
♪ 她的笑脸多么美 ♪

1685
01:09:45,040 --> 01:09:47,140
♪ 对你伸手嘚嘚嘚 ♪

1686
01:09:47,140 --> 01:09:49,610
♪ 大皮球大皮球大 ♪

1687
01:09:49,610 --> 01:09:51,470
漫长的三分钟

1688
01:09:51,470 --> 01:09:53,450
我能切歌了吗

1689
01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:58,080
主要这个你一天你忍不住就跟着他唱

1690
01:09:58,080 --> 01:09:58,980
你唱完了之后

1691
01:09:58,980 --> 01:10:01,160
整个人负罪感又很强

1692
01:10:01,160 --> 01:10:05,690
有一种自己精神状态不好的美感在身上

1693
01:10:05,690 --> 01:10:09,290
萨瓦迪卡吃麻辣的西瓜

1694
01:10:09,290 --> 01:10:12,440
我还要拿一个手拼命的

1695
01:10:12,440 --> 01:10:14,360
另一个是喝白酒

1696
01:10:14,360 --> 01:10:15,080
♪ 喝啤酒 ♪

1697
01:10:15,080 --> 01:10:15,800
♪ 喝红酒 ♪

1698
01:10:15,800 --> 01:10:17,010
♪ 喝洋酒 ♪

1699
01:10:17,010 --> 01:10:18,810
大皮球大皮球

1700
01:10:18,810 --> 01:10:19,530
大皮球

1701
01:10:19,530 --> 01:10:20,629
大皮球

1702
01:10:20,629 --> 01:10:24,410
爸爸妈妈都春节回老家

1703
01:10:24,410 --> 01:10:28,280
大皮大皮大皮大皮

1704
01:10:28,280 --> 01:10:31,730
听别人别做大哥了

1705
01:10:31,730 --> 01:10:33,139
祝大哥也太变态

1706
01:10:33,139 --> 01:10:37,920
大貔貅的貔貅的貔貅给你放一首爱的主打歌吧

1707
01:10:37,920 --> 01:10:39,420
别别祝大哥了

1708
01:10:39,420 --> 01:10:40,680
真别祝大哥了

1709
01:10:40,680 --> 01:10:42,300
是大貔貅了

1710
01:10:43,120 --> 01:10:45,980
请放一首萧亚轩的爱的主打歌

1711
01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:08,520
如何评价前两天这两首土嗨占领b站音乐榜单

1712
01:11:08,520 --> 01:11:09,120
前

1713
01:11:09,120 --> 01:11:10,320
确实可爱

1714
01:11:10,320 --> 01:11:11,150
确实可爱

1715
01:11:11,150 --> 01:11:11,870
怎么说

1716
01:11:11,870 --> 01:11:12,950
只要你放得开

1717
01:11:12,950 --> 01:11:17,200
这个歌其实要求的技术力呃没有那么高

1718
01:11:17,200 --> 01:11:19,240
但是你要唱出那种可爱的精华

1719
01:11:19,240 --> 01:11:21,570
我觉得真的挺难的

1720
01:11:21,570 --> 01:11:23,820
你得全身心的喜欢

1721
01:11:23,820 --> 01:11:27,210
发自真心的喜欢认可开心

1722
01:11:27,210 --> 01:11:31,399
然后才能唱得出来这样充满活力的乐曲

1723
01:11:31,399 --> 01:11:35,250
主播就有点有点有点放不开

1724
01:11:35,250 --> 01:11:38,440
确实自从之前唱片烂

1725
01:11:38,440 --> 01:11:39,760
上次唱片赖

1726
01:11:39,760 --> 01:11:43,000
然后被那个室友的男朋友敲地下室门

1727
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:45,040
吓得很惊讶地看我之后

1728
01:11:45,040 --> 01:11:47,320
我唱这首歌就有点放不开了

1729
01:11:47,320 --> 01:11:48,580
我总觉得有人在听

1730
01:11:48,580 --> 01:11:54,100
我只有一种隔墙有耳的美感啊

1731
01:11:54,980 --> 01:11:57,100
要是我自己一个人在家的话

1732
01:11:57,100 --> 01:11:58,240
就会好好多

1733
01:11:58,240 --> 01:12:00,040
就我知道大家都不在家

1734
01:12:00,040 --> 01:12:01,060
就我一个人在家

1735
01:12:01,060 --> 01:12:02,380
只要我不管我怎么唱

1736
01:12:02,380 --> 01:12:03,820
十里八乡没人管我

1737
01:12:03,820 --> 01:12:05,890
这个时候就会好很多了

1738
01:12:05,890 --> 01:12:08,620
我就会敢敢敢唱一点

1739
01:12:08,620 --> 01:12:12,040
我怕人家觉得我是精神病啊

1740
01:12:14,020 --> 01:12:15,860
合租就是这样的

1741
01:12:15,860 --> 01:12:17,210
你跟人家合租

1742
01:12:17,210 --> 01:12:21,460
你你还得在乎一下自己在人家心里的形象

1743
01:12:21,460 --> 01:12:24,220
你你不能太变态了

1744
01:12:24,220 --> 01:12:25,960
欢迎塔塔开呀

1745
01:12:25,960 --> 01:12:30,350
我平常唱点什么speed什么之类的就得了

1746
01:12:30,350 --> 01:12:32,240
唱点吉祥三宝啥的

1747
01:12:32,240 --> 01:12:34,970
♪ 有几句都是 ♪

1748
01:12:34,970 --> 01:12:38,990
假如我寒是啥东西啊

1749
01:12:38,990 --> 01:12:41,930
还有嗯嗯的

1750
01:12:41,930 --> 01:12:44,350
你原来你不睡可不打人

1751
01:12:44,350 --> 01:12:47,860
才是我在唱什么

1752
01:12:47,860 --> 01:12:53,520
什么都觉得原来原来你是我的主打歌

1753
01:12:53,520 --> 01:12:55,320
你在说什么

1754
01:12:55,320 --> 01:12:59,060
♪ 只听一次也会记得 ♪

1755
01:12:59,060 --> 01:13:01,130
听两次就火热

1756
01:13:01,130 --> 01:13:02,960
♪ 我在干什么 ♪

1757
01:13:02,960 --> 01:13:09,180
什么都觉得整个城市播着爱的主打歌猪的

1758
01:13:09,180 --> 01:13:13,800
♪ 可是你打得我好神不守舍 ♪

1759
01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:17,620
♪ 然后不断想起你的呃 ♪

1760
01:13:18,820 --> 01:13:19,060
呃

1761
01:13:19,060 --> 01:13:21,580
我觉得我觉得这个副歌唱的

1762
01:13:21,580 --> 01:13:24,980
比我平常唱歌的水平要高一点点

1763
01:13:24,980 --> 01:13:29,030
不知道为啥你们你们觉得你们觉得呢

1764
01:13:29,030 --> 01:13:31,619
感觉没跑也没有气短

1765
01:13:31,619 --> 01:13:33,640
也没有声音特别抖

1766
01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:33,880
诶

1767
01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:37,740
我怎么觉得刚才那那个时候我好像会唱歌了呢

1768
01:13:37,740 --> 01:13:39,780
是不是一种错觉啊

1769
01:13:39,780 --> 01:13:42,710
有点接受不了

1770
01:13:44,430 --> 01:13:46,700
给点评价给点评价

1771
01:13:46,700 --> 01:13:50,260
♪ 那句句都是单曲 ♪

1772
01:13:50,260 --> 01:13:54,040
♪ 假如不想一切听不进去 ♪

1773
01:13:54,040 --> 01:13:55,600
爱是对啊

1774
01:13:55,600 --> 01:13:57,280
谢谢李亚的舰长

1775
01:13:57,280 --> 01:13:58,240
我想起来了

1776
01:13:58,240 --> 01:14:01,030
李亚给我自动续费了个舰长呢

1777
01:14:01,030 --> 01:14:02,889
我在唱什么

1778
01:14:02,889 --> 01:14:08,580
什么都觉得原来原来你是我的猪大哥

1779
01:14:08,580 --> 01:14:10,290
♪ 你在说什么 ♪

1780
01:14:10,290 --> 01:14:13,880
只听一次也会记得

1781
01:14:14,059 --> 01:14:16,129
听两次就火热

1782
01:14:16,129 --> 01:14:17,839
我在干什么

1783
01:14:17,839 --> 01:14:24,140
什么都觉得整个城市播着爱的主打歌主打

1784
01:14:24,140 --> 01:14:28,840
♪ 可是你打得我好神不守舍 ♪

1785
01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:32,860
然后不断想起我在唱什么

1786
01:14:32,860 --> 01:14:38,560
什么都觉得原来原来你是我的主打歌

1787
01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:40,300
♪ 你在说什么 ♪

1788
01:14:40,300 --> 01:14:44,020
只听一次也会记得

1789
01:14:44,020 --> 01:14:46,090
听两次就火热

1790
01:14:46,090 --> 01:14:47,860
我在干什么

1791
01:14:47,860 --> 01:14:54,220
♪ 什么都觉得整个城市播着爱的主打歌旧的 ♪

1792
01:14:54,220 --> 01:14:58,750
可是你打得我好神不守舍

1793
01:14:58,750 --> 01:15:01,940
然后不断想起你的

1794
01:15:04,220 --> 01:15:12,300
♪ 啦啦啦啊呐呐呐呐呐呐呐呐呐 ♪

1795
01:15:12,300 --> 01:15:16,680
我什么时候肥猫唱歌都不带原唱

1796
01:15:16,680 --> 01:15:17,900
只有伴奏

1797
01:15:17,900 --> 01:15:19,790
那我第一句一定会跑

1798
01:15:19,790 --> 01:15:23,060
我第一句一定会跑

1799
01:15:23,960 --> 01:15:27,280
真的真的真的你们愿意听练歌回吗

1800
01:15:27,280 --> 01:15:27,940
就是

1801
01:15:30,820 --> 01:15:32,420
指跟伴奏的那种

1802
01:15:33,559 --> 01:15:35,029
你来了之前

1803
01:15:35,029 --> 01:15:38,209
谢谢希格斯的七个小花和零级的干杯

1804
01:15:38,209 --> 01:15:40,590
感谢支持混沌年龄感的早安

1805
01:15:40,590 --> 01:15:43,680
一个人怎么呃

1806
01:15:43,680 --> 01:15:46,170
这个这个梦瑶找你好长时间了

1807
01:15:46,170 --> 01:15:49,100
这些在心里面

1808
01:15:49,100 --> 01:15:50,600
那么我流汗了

1809
01:15:50,600 --> 01:15:52,280
你从哪爬上来的

1810
01:15:52,280 --> 01:15:53,300
他说了

1811
01:15:53,300 --> 01:15:55,380
没伴奏也能唱的好

1812
01:15:55,420 --> 01:15:56,320
我不知道

1813
01:15:56,320 --> 01:15:58,880
我觉得我没伴奏的时候是不跑调的

1814
01:15:59,080 --> 01:16:02,140
也可能是我自己创造了一个调出来

1815
01:16:03,400 --> 01:16:04,600
这个不清楚

1816
01:16:04,600 --> 01:16:05,530
这个不清楚

1817
01:16:05,530 --> 01:16:07,360
可能是

1818
01:16:08,239 --> 01:16:12,519
好问题一个很好的问题就是太好了

1819
01:16:14,199 --> 01:16:17,510
什么时候来要听练歌回啊

1820
01:16:17,510 --> 01:16:19,130
你们真要听练歌回啊

1821
01:16:19,130 --> 01:16:21,050
这练歌回我能不能开界限

1822
01:16:21,050 --> 01:16:25,660
每天这这就不折磨路人白字了吧

1823
01:16:25,660 --> 01:16:27,280
♪ 一次遇见 ♪

1824
01:16:27,280 --> 01:16:31,360
明天求求你侧脸有什么故事

1825
01:16:31,360 --> 01:16:33,790
♪ 好想了解我 ♪

1826
01:16:33,790 --> 01:16:36,530
♪ 感觉我懂你的 ♪

1827
01:16:36,530 --> 01:16:40,960
特别跑的太狠了

1828
01:16:40,960 --> 01:16:43,000
有点哎呀

1829
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:44,760
这不折磨白纸了吗

1830
01:16:44,760 --> 01:16:49,580
欢迎凌潇凌舰长限定恋歌可不咋的呀

1831
01:16:49,580 --> 01:16:51,500
这就给白字看的话

1832
01:16:51,500 --> 01:16:54,360
本来白字可能犹豫要不要给主播

1833
01:16:54,360 --> 01:16:55,260
我报个小米

1834
01:16:55,260 --> 01:16:57,240
上个舰长一听主播唱歌全跑了

1835
01:16:57,240 --> 01:16:57,960
怎么办啊

1836
01:16:59,220 --> 01:17:00,400
不能敢磕

1837
01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:04,540
你怎么能拿这些东西赶客呢

1838
01:17:04,580 --> 01:17:06,280
我开不了界限

1839
01:17:06,280 --> 01:17:07,360
这功能没有啊

1840
01:17:07,360 --> 01:17:08,830
没有没有

1841
01:17:08,830 --> 01:17:10,840
现在电线方向挺对

1842
01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:12,240
好像没有人在开了吧

1843
01:17:12,240 --> 01:17:14,640
就不支援之后

1844
01:17:14,640 --> 01:17:16,800
好像没有人在开这个东西了

1845
01:17:17,880 --> 01:17:19,220
中毫米啊

1846
01:17:19,220 --> 01:17:21,080
感觉没有之前的毛茸茸的

1847
01:17:21,080 --> 01:17:22,520
你说毛呢

1848
01:17:22,520 --> 01:17:25,340
哦这不还是毛茸茸的吗

1849
01:17:25,340 --> 01:17:28,500
你开群线

1850
01:17:28,500 --> 01:17:29,700
群线没收益啊

1851
01:17:29,700 --> 01:17:30,300
怎么办

1852
01:17:30,300 --> 01:17:31,980
不怕舰长跑了

1853
01:17:31,980 --> 01:17:34,570
那舰长也可以选择不来嘛

1854
01:17:34,570 --> 01:17:37,240
♪ 丰富的过每一天 ♪

1855
01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:40,440
感觉弹幕环境没有以前友好了呀

1856
01:17:40,440 --> 01:17:41,640
那怎么办呢

1857
01:17:41,640 --> 01:17:45,330
头发头发梳的整齐一点

1858
01:17:45,330 --> 01:17:48,660
就是把头发梳成大人模样

1859
01:17:48,660 --> 01:17:50,100
头发整齐了一点

1860
01:17:50,100 --> 01:17:51,750
比之前要好了一点点

1861
01:17:51,750 --> 01:17:53,190
但也不是特别多

1862
01:17:53,190 --> 01:17:59,940
特别哇哦你的心有一道墙

1863
01:18:01,200 --> 01:18:02,100
怎么唱啊

1864
01:18:02,400 --> 01:18:05,960
你的心有一道墙

1865
01:18:06,179 --> 01:18:16,660
但我发现一扇窗偶尔透出一丝暖暖的微光

1866
01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:20,980
就算你有一道墙

1867
01:18:20,980 --> 01:18:25,200
我的爱会攀上窗台盛放

1868
01:18:25,400 --> 01:18:30,920
打开窗你会看到悲伤融化

1869
01:18:31,760 --> 01:18:33,400
哎呀不行

1870
01:18:34,060 --> 01:18:34,920
唱不了

1871
01:18:34,920 --> 01:18:35,400
唱不了

1872
01:18:35,400 --> 01:18:37,230
难难难难难难

1873
01:18:37,230 --> 01:18:38,420
欢迎一个线

1874
01:18:41,470 --> 01:18:43,730
主播你能下播吗

1875
01:18:43,730 --> 01:18:46,250
你们想开的

1876
01:18:46,250 --> 01:18:47,570
自己去群里面开

1877
01:18:47,570 --> 01:18:49,430
别在我直播间催我

1878
01:18:49,430 --> 01:18:50,940
好乖乖

1879
01:18:51,240 --> 01:18:53,700
马上就是连连的界限了

1880
01:18:53,700 --> 01:18:55,860
我觉得界限这个功能如果说适合谁

1881
01:18:55,860 --> 01:18:57,420
应该就比较适合连连了

1882
01:18:57,420 --> 01:18:59,780
因为可以少挨骂对

1883
01:18:59,780 --> 01:19:02,120
但现在应该连着天天都播

1884
01:19:02,120 --> 01:19:03,740
应该也没有什么人去骂他了

1885
01:19:03,740 --> 01:19:08,510
因为没有人能坚持骂这么久

1886
01:19:08,510 --> 01:19:09,290
你知道吧

1887
01:19:09,290 --> 01:19:11,690
连连风评最烂的那个时候

1888
01:19:11,690 --> 01:19:13,310
我记得他一开直播就是骂

1889
01:19:13,310 --> 01:19:14,930
还得开等级墙呢

1890
01:19:14,930 --> 01:19:16,670
这功能当时出的话

1891
01:19:16,670 --> 01:19:21,460
对蕾蕾来说还真挺实用的

1892
01:19:22,280 --> 01:19:27,900
打开窗你会看到悲伤融化

1893
01:19:30,320 --> 01:19:32,880
♪ 会温暖幸福亲 ♪

1894
01:19:34,719 --> 01:19:37,619
的芬芳

1895
01:19:39,040 --> 01:19:44,010
是我的声音小还是声那个什么的声音小啊

1896
01:19:44,010 --> 01:19:46,380
还是放音乐的声音小啊

1897
01:19:46,460 --> 01:19:48,590
如何评价新一回见线

1898
01:19:48,590 --> 01:19:49,580
你没法讲

1899
01:19:49,580 --> 01:19:51,120
人家新一回见下

1900
01:19:51,280 --> 01:19:55,060
人家说把所有的收益都捐出去

1901
01:19:55,060 --> 01:19:59,020
而且会在正常的直播里面再重新展示一遍

1902
01:19:59,020 --> 01:20:00,970
新一回播过的内容

1903
01:20:00,970 --> 01:20:03,160
这不是没啥问题吗

1904
01:20:04,900 --> 01:20:06,960
呃任务也做了

1905
01:20:06,960 --> 01:20:08,670
园子也捐了

1906
01:20:08,670 --> 01:20:12,220
然后这个直播内容也没有少给

1907
01:20:12,220 --> 01:20:14,500
所以你也没有办法讲什么

1908
01:20:14,500 --> 01:20:16,000
只能说处理的不是很好

1909
01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:18,150
因为就是对于舰长来说

1910
01:20:18,150 --> 01:20:21,380
一个直播他看两次可能有点无聊吧

1911
01:20:21,380 --> 01:20:23,180
但是也问题不是很大

1912
01:20:23,180 --> 01:20:25,520
因为大部分人也不会因为一场直播无聊

1913
01:20:25,520 --> 01:20:26,900
然后就不看了

1914
01:20:26,900 --> 01:20:27,820
你知道吧

1915
01:20:27,860 --> 01:20:31,419
你声音小哥们想看点不一样的

1916
01:20:31,419 --> 01:20:32,379
我今天干嘛

1917
01:20:32,379 --> 01:20:34,740
今天写舰长id给你画头像

1918
01:20:34,740 --> 01:20:38,430
开舰长连麦拷打人开喷是吧

1919
01:20:38,430 --> 01:20:39,600
没人递话

1920
01:20:39,600 --> 01:20:41,040
请肥猫说出话了

1921
01:20:41,040 --> 01:20:42,700
因为今天大家

1922
01:20:45,660 --> 01:20:48,920
嗯也没怎么办也没怎么办

1923
01:20:48,920 --> 01:20:52,350
就是感觉对我讲的话不是特别感兴趣啊

1924
01:20:52,350 --> 01:20:54,270
比较比较喜欢板聊

1925
01:20:54,270 --> 01:20:55,350
我也不知道是为啥

1926
01:20:55,350 --> 01:20:57,390
所以就顺着大家的话头接着说吧

1927
01:20:57,390 --> 01:20:59,089
一般就会被认为

1928
01:20:59,089 --> 01:21:02,800
这个这个不太重视观众反馈之类的

1929
01:21:02,800 --> 01:21:04,440
就先这样

1930
01:21:05,500 --> 01:21:09,520
在你这我要开两倍的音量

1931
01:21:09,520 --> 01:21:21,000
那这个喂喂这样呢这样呢这样呢哈喽哈喽喂喂

1932
01:21:21,340 --> 01:21:22,300
这样的

1933
01:21:22,300 --> 01:21:26,590
我把那个输入调大了2.7的db啊

1934
01:21:26,645 --> 01:21:28,450
能不能再大点

1935
01:21:28,450 --> 01:21:29,470
比刚才大了吗

1936
01:21:30,610 --> 01:21:31,380
喂

1937
01:21:35,120 --> 01:21:38,060
喵喵喵

1938
01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:41,120
没区别

1939
01:21:41,120 --> 01:21:43,480
你妈这不好用了

1940
01:21:44,480 --> 01:21:46,360
这按钮不好用了

1941
01:21:46,360 --> 01:21:47,500
这这不怪我呀

1942
01:21:47,500 --> 01:21:50,710
这个这个直播间好像不归我控制了

1943
01:21:50,710 --> 01:21:53,770
你机架是不是出了你钱了

1944
01:21:53,770 --> 01:21:54,620
我看看

1945
01:21:57,720 --> 01:22:00,680
好像没什么太大的问题啊

1946
01:22:00,680 --> 01:22:03,030
就纯粹的声音小

1947
01:22:03,030 --> 01:22:07,900
我的话关键是录播也很正常啊

1948
01:22:07,900 --> 01:22:11,640
喵喵录播也很正常

1949
01:22:12,999 --> 01:22:14,399
♪ it dance time ♪

1950
01:22:14,399 --> 01:22:18,620
and i can give it all b对吧

1951
01:22:18,620 --> 01:22:20,530
你其实听得到吧

1952
01:22:20,635 --> 01:22:22,450
你装听不到

1953
01:22:22,450 --> 01:22:24,850
让主播在这喵喵喵喵的主播

1954
01:22:24,850 --> 01:22:26,170
一会你们都装断网

1955
01:22:26,170 --> 01:22:28,139
主播都在背后骂人了

1956
01:22:28,139 --> 01:22:31,019
断网的时候在直播间偷偷骂你的话

1957
01:22:32,099 --> 01:22:34,180
直播生涯就要结束了吧

1958
01:22:38,560 --> 01:22:40,290
like you a little

1959
01:22:40,290 --> 01:22:43,590
♪ do one more river say ♪

1960
01:22:43,590 --> 01:22:46,000
♪ hit back to sit up ♪

1961
01:22:46,139 --> 01:22:47,609
♪ is your love ♪

1962
01:22:47,609 --> 01:22:49,289
so sit down

1963
01:22:49,289 --> 01:22:53,830
♪ i don't wander in this love ♪

1964
01:22:53,830 --> 01:22:56,230
我这边一半音量挺正常的

1965
01:22:56,230 --> 01:22:57,130
那就可以了

1966
01:22:57,130 --> 01:22:59,420
一半音量能听到就好了嘛

1967
01:22:59,420 --> 01:23:02,060
嗯嗯我现在不挑了

1968
01:23:02,060 --> 01:23:02,960
我先不调了

1969
01:23:02,960 --> 01:23:07,090
等那个下次再找人调机架的那个时候啊

1970
01:23:07,090 --> 01:23:08,860
等再找人调机架的时候

1971
01:23:08,860 --> 01:23:12,360
要是人家能够给我调一下的话最好了

1972
01:23:14,660 --> 01:23:17,620
我都是20音量的20%嘛

1973
01:23:17,620 --> 01:23:18,880
到你这要40了

1974
01:23:18,880 --> 01:23:20,080
那也挺正常的嘛

1975
01:23:20,080 --> 01:23:21,820
40 40就40吧

1976
01:23:21,820 --> 01:23:23,550
哎呀挺挺好的

1977
01:23:23,550 --> 01:23:24,270
挺好的

1978
01:23:24,270 --> 01:23:25,700
试试就试试吧

1979
01:23:25,700 --> 01:23:27,800
保护一下主播的耳朵啊

1980
01:23:27,800 --> 01:23:31,400
因为主播就是在直播间多大的声音

1981
01:23:31,400 --> 01:23:33,740
基本上我这边直播间多大

1982
01:23:33,740 --> 01:23:35,520
我这边就能听到多大啊

1983
01:23:36,200 --> 01:23:39,800
现在不能再听这种特别特别大声的声音了

1984
01:23:39,800 --> 01:23:43,280
包括自己说话的声音也是不能再听这些了

1985
01:23:43,280 --> 01:23:44,800
感觉压力有点大

1986
01:23:48,580 --> 01:23:53,559
♪ 捕捉的每一个瞬间都有话要讲 ♪

1987
01:23:53,559 --> 01:23:56,139
♪ 听照片说悄悄话 ♪

1988
01:23:56,139 --> 01:23:58,480
靠在你肩膀

1989
01:23:58,540 --> 01:23:59,800
沙滩上

1990
01:23:59,800 --> 01:24:04,650
♪ 每个脚印都还给海浪卷走 ♪

1991
01:24:04,650 --> 01:24:07,520
日光带不到美好

1992
01:24:09,140 --> 01:24:13,280
♪ 每一刻都是小永远 ♪

1993
01:24:13,280 --> 01:24:18,920
每一张照片浪漫情节都值得纪念

1994
01:24:19,140 --> 01:24:25,320
♪ 是我们爱的小永远幸福瞬间 ♪

1995
01:24:25,320 --> 01:24:28,680
♪ 你偷偷把脸贴在我耳边 ♪

1996
01:24:28,680 --> 01:24:36,320
♪ 说你是真的真的喜欢我 ♪

1997
01:24:37,819 --> 01:24:41,520
为什么每次分开以来就能放到这首歌

1998
01:24:43,360 --> 01:24:44,970
奥特斯的

1999
01:24:52,560 --> 01:24:53,940
♪ 爱的模样 ♪

2000
01:24:55,020 --> 01:24:59,940
♪ 楼灯下重叠着的影子有多长 ♪

2001
01:24:59,940 --> 01:25:01,650
按下时光

2002
01:25:01,650 --> 01:25:03,700
把把拥抱收藏

2003
01:25:05,320 --> 01:25:09,520
♪ 每一刻都是小永远 ♪

2004
01:25:09,520 --> 01:25:14,940
♪ 每一张照片浪漫情节都值得纪念 ♪

2005
01:25:15,340 --> 01:25:19,500
♪ 是我们爱的小永远 ♪

2006
01:25:19,500 --> 01:25:22,260
♪ 我不太了解誓言 ♪

2007
01:25:22,260 --> 01:25:24,860
♪ 不问明天有多远 ♪

2008
01:25:25,500 --> 01:25:29,820
♪ 每一刻都是小永远 ♪

2009
01:25:29,820 --> 01:25:35,160
♪ 每一张照片浪漫情节都值得纪念 ♪

2010
01:25:35,160 --> 01:25:41,900
♪ 是我们爱的小永远幸福瞬间 ♪

2011
01:25:41,900 --> 01:25:45,540
♪ 我偷偷把脸贴在你旁边 ♪

2012
01:25:50,690 --> 01:25:54,550
确实是得好好调整一下状态了

2013
01:25:54,550 --> 01:25:58,440
我也不知道到底多久才能调的过来

2014
01:25:58,900 --> 01:26:01,549
反正确实是不太会讲话

2015
01:26:01,549 --> 01:26:04,489
为什么我这个人这么吃状态呢

2016
01:26:04,489 --> 01:26:06,340
我这两天也在想这件事

2017
01:26:06,340 --> 01:26:08,890
为什么这么吃状态呢

2018
01:26:08,890 --> 01:26:11,080
有的时候想说两句话

2019
01:26:11,080 --> 01:26:12,940
然后被一下打断了

2020
01:26:12,940 --> 01:26:16,090
一下之后就想不起来自己要讲什么呃

2021
01:26:16,090 --> 01:26:17,170
上播之前

2022
01:26:17,170 --> 01:26:19,900
今天其实已经沐浴焚香

2023
01:26:19,900 --> 01:26:21,570
更衣喝水

2024
01:26:21,570 --> 01:26:24,960
就所有能提升状态的东西都做了

2025
01:26:24,960 --> 01:26:29,230
但是感觉还是呃状态不是特别好

2026
01:26:29,230 --> 01:26:32,440
就这种感觉很奇怪

2027
01:26:32,440 --> 01:26:34,990
脑子不太好用了

2028
01:26:34,990 --> 01:26:41,200
♪ 纪念是我最爱的小永远 ♪

2029
01:26:41,200 --> 01:26:43,300
你把你的绝活都忘了是吧

2030
01:26:43,300 --> 01:26:44,800
上播之前写个提纲

2031
01:26:44,800 --> 01:26:46,500
我去写了

2032
01:26:46,500 --> 01:26:52,370
但是又感觉好多话题现在聊出来

2033
01:26:52,505 --> 01:26:56,030
我就是我自己在独轮车

2034
01:26:56,030 --> 01:26:57,830
真的就是这样的感觉

2035
01:26:57,830 --> 01:26:59,180
我自己在独轮车

2036
01:26:59,180 --> 01:27:03,220
然后讲出来也没有人想理我

2037
01:27:03,220 --> 01:27:06,720
也没有人应我之类的

2038
01:27:07,700 --> 01:27:09,700
还挺麻烦的

2039
01:27:09,700 --> 01:27:12,520
我今天本来想聊一下那个东西

2040
01:27:12,520 --> 01:27:17,240
聊一下那个就今天那个1.5万粉的这个哥们

2041
01:27:17,240 --> 01:27:19,700
然后他跟这个榜一怎么怎么样

2042
01:27:19,700 --> 01:27:22,130
然后他背弃女朋友的这个事情

2043
01:27:22,130 --> 01:27:24,830
我本来想和大家聊一下这个的上部

2044
01:27:24,830 --> 01:27:26,330
这腹稿都打好了

2045
01:27:26,330 --> 01:27:27,530
上面最后一打断

2046
01:27:27,530 --> 01:27:32,840
我忘了我忘了哪个

2047
01:27:32,840 --> 01:27:35,300
之前是不会出现这种情况的

2048
01:27:35,300 --> 01:27:37,340
之前我只要写个关键词

2049
01:27:37,340 --> 01:27:38,480
我要讲什么

2050
01:27:38,480 --> 01:27:42,940
我一下就基本就能聊个那个那段时间

2051
01:27:42,940 --> 01:27:44,290
这个有啥可聊的

2052
01:27:44,290 --> 01:27:48,600
其实想聊的是在粉丝滤镜之下

2053
01:27:48,620 --> 01:27:50,480
一个普通的人

2054
01:27:50,480 --> 01:27:53,330
因为有了一个主播的身份

2055
01:27:53,330 --> 01:27:57,870
然后他的魅力就会被这种粉丝滤镜无限的放大

2056
01:27:57,870 --> 01:28:00,260
就像艾因刚才讲的一样

2057
01:28:00,260 --> 01:28:03,080
这种人你说在现实里面吃着碗里的

2058
01:28:03,080 --> 01:28:04,880
看着锅里的又软饭

2059
01:28:04,880 --> 01:28:06,970
然后又什么又懒狗

2060
01:28:06,970 --> 01:28:08,170
能力又不足

2061
01:28:08,170 --> 01:28:09,460
责任心又不强

2062
01:28:09,460 --> 01:28:11,700
这种人女朋友找得到吗

2063
01:28:11,700 --> 01:28:12,690
找不到啊

2064
01:28:12,690 --> 01:28:16,020
但是为什么在网络上就会有他相恋7年的女友

2065
01:28:16,020 --> 01:28:17,379
跟她的榜一富婆

2066
01:28:17,379 --> 01:28:19,179
两个女生喜欢她

2067
01:28:19,179 --> 01:28:22,280
并且这个这个榜一富婆还不介意

2068
01:28:22,280 --> 01:28:24,380
他这个有女朋友这件事情

2069
01:28:26,740 --> 01:28:28,240
为什么会这样呢

2070
01:28:28,240 --> 01:28:31,180
啊就是因为主播直播间的这个环境

2071
01:28:31,180 --> 01:28:32,900
或者说主播这个身份

2072
01:28:32,900 --> 01:28:34,610
天生就自带了一种

2073
01:28:34,610 --> 01:28:37,700
自上而下的一对多的一种情况

2074
01:28:37,700 --> 01:28:40,100
当你在一对多的这个氛围之中

2075
01:28:40,100 --> 01:28:42,260
获得了一些特殊的对应的时候

2076
01:28:42,260 --> 01:28:46,160
你就会觉得主播对你来说是特别的

2077
01:28:46,160 --> 01:28:48,200
然后当这个主播什么呢

2078
01:28:48,200 --> 01:28:49,940
当这个主播在台前

2079
01:28:49,940 --> 01:28:51,020
他比较有职业素养

2080
01:28:51,020 --> 01:28:52,760
他表现的很完美的时候

2081
01:28:52,760 --> 01:28:54,560
你可能只看到他完美的地方

2082
01:28:54,560 --> 01:28:56,480
你就被一叶障目了

2083
01:28:56,480 --> 01:28:58,760
所以就会出现在现实里面

2084
01:28:58,760 --> 01:29:03,490
很难通过自然的择偶渠道

2085
01:29:03,490 --> 01:29:06,440
得到的这种优质的对象

2086
01:29:06,440 --> 01:29:09,800
然后反而喜欢上你这件事情你懂不

2087
01:29:09,800 --> 01:29:10,940
破防了

2088
01:29:10,940 --> 01:29:12,320
你破啥防呢

2089
01:29:12,320 --> 01:29:13,800
爹啊你不是我爹

2090
01:29:13,800 --> 01:29:14,040
对不起

2091
01:29:14,040 --> 01:29:15,540
你破防啥呢

2092
01:29:15,540 --> 01:29:17,000
天才小镇

2093
01:29:17,000 --> 01:29:19,220
现在当主播来得及吗

2094
01:29:20,780 --> 01:29:22,580
只能说各位各位爹

2095
01:29:22,580 --> 01:29:27,450
一股g爷们儿开口抨击这个小红书仙女

2096
01:29:27,450 --> 01:29:30,619
然后闭口闭口攻击这个微博

2097
01:29:30,619 --> 01:29:34,449
集美的感觉不是特别能够干这一行啊

2098
01:29:34,449 --> 01:29:35,529
干这一行的话

2099
01:29:35,529 --> 01:29:36,729
男生得像女的

2100
01:29:36,729 --> 01:29:38,030
女的得像男的

2101
01:29:38,030 --> 01:29:40,790
不能说特别特别有那种性别感啊

2102
01:29:40,790 --> 01:29:44,930
就比如说主播主播现在在直播间天天打拳

2103
01:29:44,930 --> 01:29:45,920
天天见证

2104
01:29:45,920 --> 01:29:48,100
天天大讨男女问题

2105
01:29:48,100 --> 01:29:50,740
然后这些东西哪怕主播说的对

2106
01:29:50,740 --> 01:29:51,820
你们愿意听吗

2107
01:29:51,820 --> 01:29:52,860
你们不愿意听啊

2108
01:29:52,860 --> 01:29:55,770
男生的女生天生关注点就是不一样的

2109
01:29:55,770 --> 01:29:59,290
但是如果主播天天在直播间搞热水器

2110
01:29:59,290 --> 01:30:00,970
搞养肝营业

2111
01:30:00,970 --> 01:30:02,380
那女生会爱看吗

2112
01:30:02,380 --> 01:30:03,490
女生也不爱看

2113
01:30:03,490 --> 01:30:08,160
每个性别他自己自带一种天然的一种审美取向

2114
01:30:08,160 --> 01:30:08,850
吧对吧

2115
01:30:08,850 --> 01:30:11,160
你不能说是搞这些东西

2116
01:30:11,160 --> 01:30:14,040
昨天你还在群里说豆瓣小组呢

2117
01:30:14,040 --> 01:30:15,240
我没看过小组

2118
01:30:15,240 --> 01:30:17,010
我没下载过豆瓣

2119
01:30:17,010 --> 01:30:19,380
我最多下载过小红书啊

2120
01:30:19,380 --> 01:30:21,420
我去年8月份9月份

2121
01:30:21,420 --> 01:30:23,280
自从放弃了在小红书发视频

2122
01:30:23,280 --> 01:30:25,610
因为我觉得好像玩不明白小红书那个流量

2123
01:30:25,610 --> 01:30:26,390
我放弃了

2124
01:30:26,390 --> 01:30:27,770
在小红书发视频之后

2125
01:30:27,770 --> 01:30:28,910
就把小红书卸了

2126
01:30:28,910 --> 01:30:31,360
这个今天是第一天下回来啊

2127
01:30:31,360 --> 01:30:33,400
因为我忘了一道菜怎么做的

2128
01:30:33,400 --> 01:30:35,020
我去小红书搜了一下

2129
01:30:35,980 --> 01:30:38,600
很简单的原因好吧

2130
01:30:38,600 --> 01:30:40,070
中间那个不行

2131
01:30:40,070 --> 01:30:43,100
其他两个可以反过来说是不是现实认识的

2132
01:30:43,100 --> 01:30:45,680
一般都太在意对方的缺点了

2133
01:30:45,760 --> 01:30:47,830
倒不如说隔着网络

2134
01:30:47,830 --> 01:30:50,830
你太容易隐藏自己的缺点了

2135
01:30:50,830 --> 01:30:53,590
所以很容易网恋奔现

2136
01:30:53,590 --> 01:30:56,100
为什么容易见光死呢

2137
01:30:56,860 --> 01:30:58,260
大部分的时候吧

2138
01:30:58,260 --> 01:30:59,760
你们两个有感情的

2139
01:30:59,760 --> 01:31:04,319
其实没有那么的在意长相

2140
01:31:04,319 --> 01:31:08,410
毕竟大家都不会丑到特别妖魔鬼怪的程度啊

2141
01:31:08,410 --> 01:31:11,170
但是为什么网恋奔现容易见光死

2142
01:31:11,170 --> 01:31:12,490
除了这个长相的问题

2143
01:31:12,490 --> 01:31:14,400
其实还是很多

2144
01:31:14,400 --> 01:31:16,350
你在网上交流的时候

2145
01:31:16,350 --> 01:31:20,440
仅通过一个人的言语透露出来的东西

2146
01:31:20,440 --> 01:31:24,360
你没有办法认知到他在现实中的行为啊

2147
01:31:24,360 --> 01:31:25,860
细小的生活习惯啊

2148
01:31:25,860 --> 01:31:27,980
甚至包括饮食起居

2149
01:31:27,980 --> 01:31:31,220
出行穿衣这些东西都有可能有

2150
01:31:31,220 --> 01:31:32,540
你接受不了的点

2151
01:31:32,540 --> 01:31:35,760
但是你如果是在网上跟一个人沟通的话

2152
01:31:35,760 --> 01:31:37,200
你只能看到他说什么

2153
01:31:37,200 --> 01:31:38,460
你看不到他做什么

2154
01:31:38,460 --> 01:31:43,979
这样就很容易塑造出一个相对完美

2155
01:31:43,979 --> 01:31:47,640
而且有大片留白的给人幻想的一种形象

2156
01:31:48,699 --> 01:31:50,910
什么又在攻击阿紫

2157
01:31:50,910 --> 01:31:52,410
谁攻击阿紫啊

2158
01:31:52,410 --> 01:31:54,150
你自己心里有鬼

2159
01:31:54,150 --> 01:31:55,410
你自己是小黑子

2160
01:31:55,410 --> 01:31:57,150
你看谁都在攻击阿紫

2161
01:31:57,150 --> 01:32:00,939
我真是服小黑子能不能叉出去啊

2162
01:32:00,939 --> 01:32:03,660
小黑子什么植保已经成熟了

2163
01:32:03,660 --> 01:32:04,680
不在乎这个了

2164
01:32:04,680 --> 01:32:08,160
自己小孩子自己开打s一去紫宝独轮直播间

2165
01:32:08,160 --> 01:32:13,050
独轮车别在老子这里搞啊

2166
01:32:13,050 --> 01:32:14,120
真可怕

2167
01:32:15,279 --> 01:32:16,919
所以就是什么呢

2168
01:32:16,919 --> 01:32:21,599
所以这种脑残可以有这个照顾他的女朋友啊

2169
01:32:21,599 --> 01:32:23,039
还有榜一富婆啊

2170
01:32:23,039 --> 01:32:27,119
这种感觉就是还是很魔幻的

2171
01:32:27,119 --> 01:32:29,300
很魔幻现实的哦

2172
01:32:30,480 --> 01:32:33,620
所以大家在网上交友的时候也要谨慎啊

2173
01:32:33,620 --> 01:32:36,150
如果你们你们要是搞网恋的话

2174
01:32:36,150 --> 01:32:39,960
我给你们一个非常非常的诚恳的建议

2175
01:32:39,960 --> 01:32:43,500
就是但凡混迹于搞网恋论坛的人

2176
01:32:43,500 --> 01:32:46,930
一律不要找这个搞网恋论坛

2177
01:32:46,930 --> 01:32:47,740
包括什么呢

2178
01:32:47,740 --> 01:32:48,820
包括什么

2179
01:32:48,840 --> 01:32:50,490
包括什么show啊

2180
01:32:50,490 --> 01:32:51,900
然后什么呃

2181
01:32:51,900 --> 01:32:54,600
没有人到在探探上找对象吧

2182
01:32:54,600 --> 01:32:56,370
但是也有可能啊探探啊

2183
01:32:56,370 --> 01:32:58,010
什么布洛利亚

2184
01:32:58,010 --> 01:33:03,000
然后还有什么其他的这些什么处对象吧呀

2185
01:33:03,000 --> 01:33:05,520
甚至说什么王者荣耀cp 8呀

2186
01:33:05,520 --> 01:33:07,380
我知道你们你们都是农友啊

2187
01:33:07,380 --> 01:33:08,880
撸啊撸cp 8呀

2188
01:33:08,880 --> 01:33:09,600
有没有这个东西

2189
01:33:09,600 --> 01:33:10,350
我不知道

2190
01:33:10,350 --> 01:33:15,629
反正就是但凡是以处对象为主题的论坛

2191
01:33:15,629 --> 01:33:18,240
一律都不要在里面找对象

2192
01:33:19,400 --> 01:33:23,080
因为当这个东西变成了一种目的的时候

2193
01:33:23,080 --> 01:33:25,570
就有一种网络相亲的美感

2194
01:33:25,570 --> 01:33:27,040
网络相亲的话

2195
01:33:27,040 --> 01:33:30,930
大部分人都不是特别想那个什么吧对吧

2196
01:33:30,930 --> 01:33:33,210
开团捏人头像本来就这样的

2197
01:33:33,210 --> 01:33:34,650
我没有看这两群啊

2198
01:33:34,650 --> 01:33:36,510
我不知道你们在聊什么

2199
01:33:36,510 --> 01:33:38,070
但是确实是这样的

2200
01:33:38,070 --> 01:33:40,370
以主播多年的上网经历

2201
01:33:40,370 --> 01:33:44,540
基本上都是表面上管你叫宝

2202
01:33:44,540 --> 01:33:46,100
但其实他管你叫宝

2203
01:33:46,100 --> 01:33:50,040
只是因为你是他的第1368个宝

2204
01:33:50,040 --> 01:33:52,470
他不知道你叫什么名字

2205
01:33:52,470 --> 01:33:53,900
怕叫错了

2206
01:33:53,900 --> 01:33:56,360
一开口你本来就叫圆圆

2207
01:33:56,360 --> 01:33:57,400
他叫你芳芳

2208
01:33:57,400 --> 01:33:59,080
这样的话就会很尴尬

2209
01:33:59,080 --> 01:34:02,920
所以一律是这个上手开聊三句就叫宝啊

2210
01:34:02,920 --> 01:34:04,480
就这种人就是不能处的

2211
01:34:04,480 --> 01:34:05,260
懂不懂

2212
01:34:05,540 --> 01:34:08,000
主播能评一下剑魔吗

2213
01:34:08,000 --> 01:34:09,080
剑魔什么东西啊

2214
01:34:09,080 --> 01:34:10,740
剑魔一番赏啊

2215
01:34:10,780 --> 01:34:13,120
那一发小子好像找我合作过

2216
01:34:13,120 --> 01:34:16,300
我没去这个玩意儿出了什么瓜吗

2217
01:34:16,300 --> 01:34:18,620
出瓜的话给我细说一下好吧

2218
01:34:18,620 --> 01:34:20,960
上来三句话就叫宝的人

2219
01:34:20,960 --> 01:34:22,340
不要不要理他

2220
01:34:22,340 --> 01:34:23,060
不要理他

2221
01:34:23,060 --> 01:34:24,780
感觉有点变态的

2222
01:34:25,240 --> 01:34:26,620
用不来这种东西

2223
01:34:26,620 --> 01:34:27,280
主播好懂

2224
01:34:27,280 --> 01:34:28,300
教教你处对象

2225
01:34:28,300 --> 01:34:30,860
主播会处对象也不会坐在这里了对吧

2226
01:34:31,980 --> 01:34:34,340
宝你说的太对了是吧

2227
01:34:34,340 --> 01:34:36,410
你们就是那个脑残是吧

2228
01:34:36,410 --> 01:34:38,120
心理医生说什么

2229
01:34:38,120 --> 01:34:42,170
心理医生说在你跟我的聊天里面

2230
01:34:42,170 --> 01:34:46,090
感觉你是一个有点轻浮的性格呀

2231
01:34:46,090 --> 01:34:50,590
然后你说啊宝宝你说的对怎么了

2232
01:34:50,590 --> 01:34:53,080
宝宝细说我有兴趣

2233
01:34:53,080 --> 01:34:55,600
你也在说你们呢是吧

2234
01:34:55,600 --> 01:34:58,640
脑残吧啊就倒闭

2235
01:34:58,640 --> 01:34:59,810
欠了很多钱

2236
01:34:59,810 --> 01:35:01,980
他不是说他的那个什么马

2237
01:35:01,980 --> 01:35:04,140
他不是说那个剑魔一巴掌

2238
01:35:04,140 --> 01:35:05,340
不是说虽然倒闭了

2239
01:35:05,340 --> 01:35:07,320
但是不会不做嘛

2240
01:35:07,320 --> 01:35:09,620
我之前在在哪个群里面看到

2241
01:35:09,620 --> 01:35:12,080
说这个一番赏的负责人说不会不做

2242
01:35:12,080 --> 01:35:15,530
只是不再接新的vapp的那个预约了

2243
01:35:15,530 --> 01:35:18,290
现在有的货呀之类的都会发完的

2244
01:35:18,290 --> 01:35:20,270
那这样的话也不能算全跑路了吧

2245
01:35:20,270 --> 01:35:21,960
这个有啥好评的

2246
01:35:22,000 --> 01:35:23,680
上来就叫亲的呢

2247
01:35:23,680 --> 01:35:25,800
这应该是淘宝客服干多了吧

2248
01:35:26,000 --> 01:35:26,960
你问问他

2249
01:35:26,960 --> 01:35:28,700
你问问他在哪里高就啊

2250
01:35:28,700 --> 01:35:31,060
这应该是淘宝客服干多了吧

2251
01:35:31,060 --> 01:35:33,550
评论区为什么不给我点赞

2252
01:35:33,550 --> 01:35:35,379
是对我良木了吗

2253
01:35:35,379 --> 01:35:36,939
要掉小珍珠了

2254
01:35:36,939 --> 01:35:37,539
对不起

2255
01:35:37,539 --> 01:35:39,740
那个点赞是我在睡觉之前

2256
01:35:39,740 --> 01:35:42,530
然后给大家哐哐哐哐都点了一下

2257
01:35:42,530 --> 01:35:45,440
睡觉之后醒了的评论就还没点呢

2258
01:35:45,440 --> 01:35:46,640
别着急啊

2259
01:35:46,960 --> 01:35:49,940
醒了的评论还没着急呢啊

2260
01:35:50,220 --> 01:35:53,250
当时是不是建模找你做过工商

2261
01:35:53,250 --> 01:35:54,960
对他找我做过工商啊

2262
01:35:54,960 --> 01:35:56,040
有没有有什么事情

2263
01:35:56,040 --> 01:35:57,720
可不可以在直播间里面讲

2264
01:35:57,720 --> 01:36:01,520
如果直播里面经常被叫去看舰长群的话

2265
01:36:01,520 --> 01:36:04,760
但是我的直播间不是只有舰长

2266
01:36:04,880 --> 01:36:07,940
就如果说就是就是在直播的时候

2267
01:36:07,940 --> 01:36:09,320
大家叫我看什么的话

2268
01:36:09,320 --> 01:36:11,060
可以在b站私信发给我

2269
01:36:11,060 --> 01:36:13,780
或者说在直播间里面就是在发

2270
01:36:13,780 --> 01:36:15,969
以发弹幕的形式讲出来啊

2271
01:36:15,969 --> 01:36:17,889
可能我没有办法在直播里面

2272
01:36:17,889 --> 01:36:21,039
就是经常去回复或者关注舰长群的消息

2273
01:36:21,039 --> 01:36:23,529
但在直播之外我都会去看的

2274
01:36:23,529 --> 01:36:25,680
嗯想

2275
01:36:27,000 --> 01:36:29,330
欢迎爷爷不加糖

2276
01:36:29,330 --> 01:36:31,920
我想起就点三点

2277
01:36:33,080 --> 01:36:34,840
还有个v的钱没打

2278
01:36:34,840 --> 01:36:36,250
你一旦看过咩咩

2279
01:36:36,250 --> 01:36:37,420
这辈子就定型了

2280
01:36:37,420 --> 01:36:37,960
前面忘了

2281
01:36:37,960 --> 01:36:38,560
后面忘了

2282
01:36:38,560 --> 01:36:40,809
最后领先管人观众100年

2283
01:36:40,809 --> 01:36:43,689
你脑子里面只有米娅米娅的超前的直播了

2284
01:36:45,099 --> 01:36:46,149
前面忘了

2285
01:36:46,149 --> 01:36:46,989
后面忘了

2286
01:36:46,989 --> 01:36:51,870
最后最后我单推绵绵温柔

2287
01:36:51,870 --> 01:36:53,410
♪ 谁在乎谁主 ♪

2288
01:36:53,410 --> 01:36:55,300
还有个v给骗了

2289
01:36:55,300 --> 01:36:59,650
我最近感觉就是好多做v相关的这种厂家

2290
01:36:59,650 --> 01:37:01,510
都有点流年不利啊

2291
01:37:01,510 --> 01:37:05,230
我还认识一个之前给大家定舰长礼物的厂家

2292
01:37:05,230 --> 01:37:09,290
一下子被电信诈骗骗了30来个

2293
01:37:09,290 --> 01:37:12,350
他在群里面跟我们讲说有什么单子

2294
01:37:12,350 --> 01:37:14,150
各位老板最近多照应一下

2295
01:37:14,150 --> 01:37:15,470
还是正常发货呀

2296
01:37:15,470 --> 01:37:16,790
因为因为什么

2297
01:37:16,790 --> 01:37:19,600
因为这个被骗了好多钱

2298
01:37:19,600 --> 01:37:22,120
然后急需把货款变现

2299
01:37:22,120 --> 01:37:24,820
然后争取我都快点做你们的周边

2300
01:37:24,820 --> 01:37:28,640
然后大家大家都给我下下单子吧

2301
01:37:28,760 --> 01:37:33,500
我觉得这个最近其实很多这类型的事情啊

2302
01:37:33,500 --> 01:37:37,630
嗯你们爱抚踢勾的小脸都红了

2303
01:37:37,630 --> 01:37:39,730
就这么不想当狙击国公主

2304
01:37:39,730 --> 01:37:41,470
我要是当狙击国公主的话

2305
01:37:41,470 --> 01:37:45,439
主播至于就这点破流量不主播

2306
01:37:45,439 --> 01:37:47,299
至于就这点流量不主播

2307
01:37:47,299 --> 01:37:49,549
要是能当上还好了呢

2308
01:37:49,549 --> 01:37:51,200
啧啧啧

2309
01:37:51,420 --> 01:37:56,340
♪ 一生有爱何惧风飞沙悲白发 ♪

2310
01:37:56,340 --> 01:37:59,080
留不住芳华

2311
01:37:59,180 --> 01:38:01,120
抛去江山如画

2312
01:38:01,120 --> 01:38:02,980
换她笑面如花

2313
01:38:02,980 --> 01:38:06,000
抵过这一生空牵挂

2314
01:38:06,080 --> 01:38:07,340
心若无怨

2315
01:38:07,340 --> 01:38:09,450
爱恨也随她

2316
01:38:09,450 --> 01:38:11,190
天地大情

2317
01:38:11,190 --> 01:38:13,500
♪ 路永无涯 ♪

2318
01:38:13,500 --> 01:38:19,180
♪ 只为她袖手天下 ♪

2319
01:38:19,640 --> 01:38:20,920
谢谢灯牌啊

2320
01:38:20,920 --> 01:38:21,760
主播不认识

2321
01:38:21,760 --> 01:38:22,540
对不起

2322
01:38:22,540 --> 01:38:24,540
主播主播有点不认识

2323
01:38:25,460 --> 01:38:27,520
红豆泥果咩纳塞

2324
01:38:27,520 --> 01:38:28,740
对不起

2325
01:38:32,220 --> 01:38:35,420
君子国庆不是跟塔宝玩在一起吗

2326
01:38:35,420 --> 01:38:36,560
不知道谁

2327
01:38:40,880 --> 01:38:42,610
电网找我做工商

2328
01:38:42,610 --> 01:38:44,320
那叫屁个工商啊

2329
01:38:44,320 --> 01:38:45,820
那都不叫工商

2330
01:38:45,940 --> 01:38:49,910
后面的单子不叫工商

2331
01:38:50,010 --> 01:38:50,870
怎么说

2332
01:38:50,870 --> 01:38:52,730
你们应该也在这群里面

2333
01:38:52,730 --> 01:38:55,310
或者说是在一些网站里面看到了

2334
01:38:55,310 --> 01:38:58,920
那个什么各个大v什么花火商单的报价

2335
01:38:58,920 --> 01:39:00,480
一条动态几百

2336
01:39:00,480 --> 01:39:03,830
然后一个视频植入什么1000多啊

2337
01:39:03,830 --> 01:39:05,150
2000多呀

2338
01:39:05,150 --> 01:39:06,260
3000多的都有

2339
01:39:06,260 --> 01:39:07,250
就跟主播差不多

2340
01:39:07,250 --> 01:39:09,470
体量的1万 2万 3万粉丝

2341
01:39:09,470 --> 01:39:10,190
5万粉丝的

2342
01:39:10,190 --> 01:39:13,480
这种基本都是几千块一个植入的视频

2343
01:39:13,480 --> 01:39:14,889
这是官方的报价

2344
01:39:14,889 --> 01:39:19,689
但是呢但是呢基本上找我们这个体量的v的

2345
01:39:19,689 --> 01:39:22,740
工商都是你转发个动态吧

2346
01:39:22,740 --> 01:39:23,880
然后自带一下文案

2347
01:39:23,880 --> 01:39:25,020
我说你给我多少

2348
01:39:25,020 --> 01:39:26,100
他说我给你50

2349
01:39:26,100 --> 01:39:27,020
我说滚

2350
01:39:27,300 --> 01:39:29,610
基本上都是这种离谱的

2351
01:39:29,610 --> 01:39:30,810
转一个动态

2352
01:39:30,810 --> 01:39:32,610
30块50块的

2353
01:39:32,610 --> 01:39:34,350
我觉得真的没有必要

2354
01:39:34,350 --> 01:39:37,640
为了这30块50块之后之后

2355
01:39:38,440 --> 01:39:40,860
因为你工商发多了粉丝

2356
01:39:40,860 --> 01:39:42,180
他是会烦的吧

2357
01:39:42,180 --> 01:39:45,000
可能你的有些观众就比较喜欢看你的内容

2358
01:39:45,000 --> 01:39:46,720
他不喜欢看这些东西

2359
01:39:46,860 --> 01:39:48,660
你发这种工伤

2360
01:39:48,660 --> 01:39:51,900
其实不是在消耗粉丝的那种粘性和热情嘛

2361
01:39:51,900 --> 01:39:55,760
你你消耗一次热情就给30块钱啊

2362
01:39:55,780 --> 01:40:00,340
感觉不如c啊啊现在小镇好惨

2363
01:40:00,340 --> 01:40:02,260
一院长1万多货款没结

2364
01:40:02,260 --> 01:40:03,360
院长谁啊

2365
01:40:04,840 --> 01:40:07,980
院长是谁啊

2366
01:40:11,040 --> 01:40:13,040
你的热情无穷无尽

2367
01:40:13,040 --> 01:40:15,260
我昨天还躺在沙发上

2368
01:40:15,260 --> 01:40:16,640
还在想这句话呢

2369
01:40:16,640 --> 01:40:18,389
我的热情无穷无尽

2370
01:40:18,389 --> 01:40:21,629
讲这句话的人现在都不知道在什么地方啊

2371
01:40:21,629 --> 01:40:22,949
345在那混战

2372
01:40:22,949 --> 01:40:24,400
要么回归生活

2373
01:40:24,400 --> 01:40:26,920
要么转退一踢啊

2374
01:40:26,920 --> 01:40:29,730
开始自己流浪之旅

2375
01:40:29,730 --> 01:40:31,920
这是我的热情无穷无尽

2376
01:40:31,920 --> 01:40:34,530
哪有谁的热情是无穷无尽的

2377
01:40:34,530 --> 01:40:37,779
哎呦燕子转了我好几个动态

2378
01:40:37,779 --> 01:40:39,009
我转了好几百

2379
01:40:39,009 --> 01:40:39,999
我笑死了

2380
01:40:39,999 --> 01:40:41,739
对转大家的工伤啊

2381
01:40:41,739 --> 01:40:43,440
大家什么大家100天

2382
01:40:43,440 --> 01:40:43,860
200天

2383
01:40:43,860 --> 01:40:45,240
300天的时候我都转

2384
01:40:45,240 --> 01:40:47,340
相当于你们花多少

2385
01:40:47,340 --> 01:40:50,400
你们花100天找主播约了一个工伤啊

2386
01:40:50,400 --> 01:40:51,720
感觉还挺赚的

2387
01:40:51,720 --> 01:40:52,800
这么一想

2388
01:40:52,840 --> 01:40:54,610
中午好看呐

2389
01:40:54,610 --> 01:40:58,200
嗯那是谁啊

2390
01:40:58,200 --> 01:40:59,889
不认识啊

2391
01:40:59,889 --> 01:41:00,789
正确的

2392
01:41:00,789 --> 01:41:03,609
我就是510后专心看燕子

2393
01:41:03,609 --> 01:41:05,349
你放放你的吧

2394
01:41:05,349 --> 01:41:07,600
你之前你看看a吗

2395
01:41:08,400 --> 01:41:09,500
放你的吧

2396
01:41:09,500 --> 01:41:10,420
我的天哪

2397
01:41:10,900 --> 01:41:14,140
建议天选截图带推广天数

2398
01:41:14,140 --> 01:41:15,820
截图带推广文案是吧

2399
01:41:15,820 --> 01:41:19,030
你你还得宣传一下自己厂家的东西啊

2400
01:41:19,030 --> 01:41:20,999
我测了受不了

2401
01:41:20,999 --> 01:41:22,979
50个主办一场电费吗

2402
01:41:22,979 --> 01:41:23,819
不是很够啊

2403
01:41:23,819 --> 01:41:26,099
起码也得个俩舰长吧

2404
01:41:26,099 --> 01:41:30,699
一场电费414换四

2405
01:41:30,699 --> 01:41:33,879
一条动态转主播

2406
01:41:33,879 --> 01:41:35,079
现在的工商报价

2407
01:41:35,079 --> 01:41:36,969
一条动态基本就是这样

2408
01:41:36,969 --> 01:41:38,360
差不多吧

2409
01:41:38,639 --> 01:41:44,100
嗯5.2万粉差不多是这样的

2410
01:41:45,880 --> 01:41:49,880
懂不懂首播车然然的含金量啊咩啊咩啊

2411
01:41:50,160 --> 01:41:51,700
我也在车

2412
01:41:53,800 --> 01:41:59,340
你跟老子玩a老嗨这一套

2413
01:42:00,480 --> 01:42:01,220
你哎呀

2414
01:42:01,220 --> 01:42:03,080
你还不跪我的诶

2415
01:42:03,080 --> 01:42:05,840
刚发那个pv还没到12个点呢

2416
01:42:05,840 --> 01:42:08,700
我就去看他弹幕找乐子

2417
01:42:10,819 --> 01:42:12,399
我倒是没车呀

2418
01:42:12,399 --> 01:42:13,899
我只是觉得挺尬的

2419
01:42:13,899 --> 01:42:16,359
因为当时我确实接受不了这种男团

2420
01:42:16,359 --> 01:42:17,559
女团或者什么

2421
01:42:17,559 --> 01:42:18,980
我不看团啊

2422
01:42:18,980 --> 01:42:20,300
我只看选秀

2423
01:42:20,300 --> 01:42:21,860
我看过创造101

2424
01:42:21,860 --> 01:42:22,820
创造303

2425
01:42:22,820 --> 01:42:23,790
青春有你二

2426
01:42:23,790 --> 01:42:25,470
我看过这种女团选秀

2427
01:42:25,470 --> 01:42:27,750
但是我一般他们成团了之后

2428
01:42:27,750 --> 01:42:28,950
我就没感觉了

2429
01:42:28,950 --> 01:42:31,620
我就喜欢这种每个队伍

2430
01:42:31,620 --> 01:42:33,960
然后之间互相拼杀的感觉

2431
01:42:33,960 --> 01:42:35,340
最后选出来吃鸡

2432
01:42:35,340 --> 01:42:36,900
但吃鸡的对象怎么发展

2433
01:42:36,900 --> 01:42:37,560
我不关心

2434
01:42:37,560 --> 01:42:39,090
我只是看这个过程

2435
01:42:39,090 --> 01:42:40,750
你懂不

2436
01:42:40,750 --> 01:42:44,560
所以诶当时首播的时候看那个舞台加团服

2437
01:42:44,560 --> 01:42:47,740
我就觉得嗯没什么意思啊

2438
01:42:47,740 --> 01:42:48,400
没没看

2439
01:42:48,400 --> 01:42:48,940
你知道吧

2440
01:42:48,940 --> 01:42:49,900
你是真懂哥

2441
01:42:49,900 --> 01:42:51,700
百智力这块拿下了

2442
01:42:51,700 --> 01:42:53,200
要借用量子少年

2443
01:42:53,200 --> 01:42:54,420
这个一句话

2444
01:42:54,420 --> 01:42:55,680
这叫什么来着

2445
01:42:55,680 --> 01:42:57,060
我忘记了

2446
01:42:57,060 --> 01:42:58,380
我忘记了

2447
01:42:58,380 --> 01:42:59,460
总之就是

2448
01:43:01,259 --> 01:43:04,669
你在刚开播的时候看过之后

2449
01:43:04,669 --> 01:43:07,159
1年不看再回来看一眼

2450
01:43:07,159 --> 01:43:08,479
这不叫老嗨

2451
01:43:08,479 --> 01:43:10,600
这叫哪有热度

2452
01:43:10,600 --> 01:43:11,440
往哪蹭的

2453
01:43:11,440 --> 01:43:13,160
引流狗1年

2454
01:43:13,160 --> 01:43:15,470
你你这叫1年前的引流狗

2455
01:43:15,470 --> 01:43:17,210
并不会因为引流狗

2456
01:43:17,210 --> 01:43:19,880
并不会因为这个时间的流逝啊

2457
01:43:19,880 --> 01:43:22,880
就自动的升级为老嗨

2458
01:43:22,880 --> 01:43:25,220
你只是1年前的过期引流狗而已

2459
01:43:25,220 --> 01:43:26,900
我觉得这句话说的挺对的

2460
01:43:28,460 --> 01:43:30,800
我觉得这句话说的挺对的

2461
01:43:30,800 --> 01:43:33,080
主播就是1年前的过气也就够了

2462
01:43:33,080 --> 01:43:33,820
意思是

2463
01:43:39,980 --> 01:43:43,480
♪ these golden ashes turn to dirt ♪

2464
01:43:45,540 --> 01:43:48,080
♪ i've always liked to play ♪

2465
01:43:48,679 --> 01:43:50,629
哎我有个室呃

2466
01:43:50,629 --> 01:43:54,979
以前的室友给我打电话

2467
01:43:55,920 --> 01:43:56,900
他要干什么

2468
01:43:56,900 --> 01:43:58,760
他说我明天中午在家吗

2469
01:43:58,760 --> 01:44:02,960
可是他去美国了

2470
01:44:05,060 --> 01:44:16,420
就是啊我我i've always liked to play with fire

2471
01:44:16,420 --> 01:44:17,800
可是他去美国了

2472
01:44:17,800 --> 01:44:19,480
他问我中午在家干什么呀

2473
01:44:19,480 --> 01:44:23,060
他他他又回回三大什么情况

2474
01:44:25,860 --> 01:44:28,220
a我都没怎么看过

2475
01:44:28,220 --> 01:44:33,380
但是没看过a手au随多少钱什么

2476
01:44:33,380 --> 01:44:35,660
他她结婚了是吧

2477
01:44:35,660 --> 01:44:38,060
结婚了找我要份子钱啊

2478
01:44:38,740 --> 01:44:40,680
那那还挺恐怖的

2479
01:44:42,660 --> 01:44:45,240
我好像我是不该回这个呀

2480
01:44:47,040 --> 01:44:48,920
他说他有行李落下了

2481
01:44:48,920 --> 01:44:51,860
还还还还问我们有人在家吗

2482
01:44:51,860 --> 01:44:52,910
你们碰到过

2483
01:44:52,910 --> 01:44:56,220
就是要搬走了之后

2484
01:44:56,420 --> 01:45:01,760
把房间弄得像个像个古战场一样

2485
01:45:01,760 --> 01:45:05,780
然后把自己的四个行李箱都扔在家里面

2486
01:45:05,860 --> 01:45:09,680
然后然后这样的这样的人马

2487
01:45:09,720 --> 01:45:14,340
我这个室友他就是一个这样的人

2488
01:45:14,780 --> 01:45:17,980
当时我们房间里面的三个人

2489
01:45:17,980 --> 01:45:19,180
我乐了妖姬

2490
01:45:19,180 --> 01:45:22,360
我们大家一起去收拾他那个房间

2491
01:45:22,360 --> 01:45:23,770
惊讶地发现

2492
01:45:23,770 --> 01:45:27,880
整个房间所有的地面找不出任何一块

2493
01:45:27,880 --> 01:45:28,960
可以下脚的

2494
01:45:28,960 --> 01:45:30,260
就是5mm

2495
01:45:30,260 --> 01:45:33,020
不是5cm乘5cm以上的方格

2496
01:45:33,020 --> 01:45:34,700
这种干净的地方

2497
01:45:34,700 --> 01:45:37,440
整个地面扔满了衣服

2498
01:45:37,440 --> 01:45:39,900
袜子书啊

2499
01:45:39,900 --> 01:45:42,950
这个本子还有纸片呃

2500
01:45:42,950 --> 01:45:44,120
甚至还有证件

2501
01:45:44,120 --> 01:45:44,900
塑料袋

2502
01:45:44,900 --> 01:45:46,310
化妆品啊

2503
01:45:46,310 --> 01:45:49,340
各种各样各种各样的东西

2504
01:45:50,300 --> 01:45:55,800
然后我们三个人就在那个楼上边聊天边收拾

2505
01:45:55,800 --> 01:45:57,090
干了整整一宿

2506
01:45:57,090 --> 01:45:57,960
终于干完了

2507
01:45:57,960 --> 01:46:00,280
我差点就倒在乐乐床上睡着了

2508
01:46:01,060 --> 01:46:02,970
舔舔舔舔屁呀

2509
01:46:02,970 --> 01:46:05,580
你你会你会跟这样的人结婚吗

2510
01:46:05,580 --> 01:46:06,750
我才不要嘞

2511
01:46:06,750 --> 01:46:07,900
甜个屁

2512
01:46:08,480 --> 01:46:10,090
有种仙女的美

2513
01:46:10,090 --> 01:46:12,970
之后之后什么之后她走了

2514
01:46:12,970 --> 01:46:16,960
大家问她什么这个行李怎么办

2515
01:46:16,960 --> 01:46:18,920
好像他也没太理人

2516
01:46:19,240 --> 01:46:22,360
之后我们就把他的东西给捐了

2517
01:46:22,360 --> 01:46:24,790
因为他他已经走了多久了

2518
01:46:24,790 --> 01:46:26,950
他走了快1年了

2519
01:46:27,095 --> 01:46:28,690
哎这么一想

2520
01:46:28,690 --> 01:46:29,290
我也在

2521
01:46:29,290 --> 01:46:31,510
我也在加拿大直播14个月

2522
01:46:31,510 --> 01:46:33,190
快10 15个月了

2523
01:46:33,190 --> 01:46:34,090
这么久了

2524
01:46:34,090 --> 01:46:35,830
1年了

2525
01:46:35,830 --> 01:46:38,630
真的真的已经这么长时间了

2526
01:46:38,630 --> 01:46:41,750
天呐很符合我对什么睡了吗

2527
01:46:41,750 --> 01:46:45,770
没有睡鬼一步走进后面

2528
01:46:45,770 --> 01:46:46,850
我受不了了

2529
01:46:46,850 --> 01:46:48,650
我整个人瘫在瑜伽球上

2530
01:46:48,650 --> 01:46:50,290
变成一个猫饼了

2531
01:46:50,290 --> 01:46:53,890
我还记得你说的那个巨恶心的厨房可不咋的嘛

2532
01:46:53,890 --> 01:46:56,000
然后他现在联系我们

2533
01:46:56,000 --> 01:47:00,820
可是我们去哪里给他变他的行李的爱情

2534
01:47:00,820 --> 01:47:02,800
这就去哪里编就行了

2535
01:47:02,800 --> 01:47:03,820
这都1年了

2536
01:47:03,820 --> 01:47:04,780
他也没交代

2537
01:47:04,780 --> 01:47:05,860
也没说不让扔

2538
01:47:05,860 --> 01:47:06,760
也没说寄存

2539
01:47:06,760 --> 01:47:08,520
也没给房东寄存费

2540
01:47:10,420 --> 01:47:13,320
他他他要拿什么呀

2541
01:47:13,320 --> 01:47:15,120
有点不知道

2542
01:47:15,120 --> 01:47:18,610
让让让他跟那个妖姬说吧

2543
01:47:18,610 --> 01:47:20,350
♪ 我的世界有 ♪

2544
01:47:20,350 --> 01:47:21,100
我说

2545
01:47:30,239 --> 01:47:32,440
完了跟妖姬说吧

2546
01:47:37,320 --> 01:47:39,560
跟我讲我是不知道的

2547
01:47:39,560 --> 01:47:42,200
因为我不太喜欢这个人了

2548
01:47:42,880 --> 01:47:44,560
房东清理了

2549
01:47:44,560 --> 01:47:46,360
他可能要找房东的麻

2550
01:47:46,360 --> 01:47:47,380
你知道吧

2551
01:47:47,380 --> 01:47:49,960
因为他可能会说哎呀什么都没有

2552
01:47:49,960 --> 01:47:50,770
叫你们扔

2553
01:47:50,770 --> 01:47:52,120
你们怎么就扔了

2554
01:47:52,120 --> 01:47:55,300
那谁知道你1年之后还要这些东西呀

2555
01:47:55,559 --> 01:47:59,250
啊应该就是去年的这个时候

2556
01:47:59,250 --> 01:48:01,380
应该就是去年的这个时候

2557
01:48:01,380 --> 01:48:02,070
你知道吧

2558
01:48:02,070 --> 01:48:04,200
可是他已经给我发消息了

2559
01:48:04,200 --> 01:48:08,549
所以怪不得怪不得有些人说有什么事就说事

2560
01:48:08,549 --> 01:48:09,629
不要说在吗

2561
01:48:09,629 --> 01:48:10,409
发在吗

2562
01:48:10,409 --> 01:48:11,129
一律不在

2563
01:48:11,129 --> 01:48:12,059
一律不回

2564
01:48:12,059 --> 01:48:13,709
我就是被他钓鱼了

2565
01:48:13,709 --> 01:48:14,840
他说在吗

2566
01:48:14,840 --> 01:48:17,950
急嗯然后我说你怎么了

2567
01:48:17,950 --> 01:48:19,180
然后他就给我打电话

2568
01:48:19,180 --> 01:48:20,140
我把电话按了

2569
01:48:20,140 --> 01:48:20,980
我说你有什么事

2570
01:48:20,980 --> 01:48:22,210
你给我留言啊

2571
01:48:22,210 --> 01:48:24,250
然后我就看到这些了

2572
01:48:24,250 --> 01:48:24,670
怎么办

2573
01:48:26,470 --> 01:48:27,850
对待50公伤的话

2574
01:48:27,850 --> 01:48:30,560
滚起来哈哈滚是吧

2575
01:48:30,560 --> 01:48:32,060
就这么乱滚吗

2576
01:48:32,060 --> 01:48:32,780
不行啊

2577
01:48:32,780 --> 01:48:34,850
虽然虽然是什么主播

2578
01:48:34,850 --> 01:48:38,100
现实里人际社交不能这样的

2579
01:48:38,620 --> 01:48:40,660
我大学室友给我打电话

2580
01:48:40,660 --> 01:48:41,740
让我来收拾行李

2581
01:48:41,740 --> 01:48:43,870
我说多给我扔了就行了

2582
01:48:43,870 --> 01:48:45,340
那挺好的呀

2583
01:48:45,340 --> 01:48:46,600
你这挺省心的

2584
01:48:46,600 --> 01:48:48,700
我当时好像我想想

2585
01:48:48,700 --> 01:48:50,160
我搬那个家的时候

2586
01:48:50,160 --> 01:48:53,160
也是那个房东问我

2587
01:48:53,160 --> 01:48:54,060
你要干什么

2588
01:48:54,060 --> 01:48:54,960
我说没事

2589
01:48:54,960 --> 01:48:56,100
你都扔了就行

2590
01:48:56,100 --> 01:48:57,559
不用给我留了

2591
01:48:57,559 --> 01:49:00,080
因为本来就是这样的嗯

2592
01:49:00,260 --> 01:49:04,360
当场进行一个拉出来

2593
01:49:04,360 --> 01:49:05,740
这个不好搞啊

2594
01:49:05,740 --> 01:49:06,280
不好搞

2595
01:49:06,280 --> 01:49:14,700
我让他问问问那个妖姬是被下线离心

2596
01:49:16,360 --> 01:49:21,920
♪ 我有感觉就像自己 ♪

2597
01:49:21,920 --> 01:49:25,420
♪ 我也干得那么入神 ♪

2598
01:49:25,420 --> 01:49:31,120
♪ 距离就不太入目的剧情 ♪

2599
01:49:32,739 --> 01:49:34,499
我也喜欢发在吗

2600
01:49:34,499 --> 01:49:35,219
但我会接你

2601
01:49:35,219 --> 01:49:38,650
就说明我有什么事在吗

2602
01:49:38,650 --> 01:49:40,930
这个东西其实没有那么尬呀

2603
01:49:40,930 --> 01:49:42,970
但是假如说都是这种

2604
01:49:42,970 --> 01:49:47,390
提一些让人没有什么办法去完成的要求

2605
01:49:47,390 --> 01:49:49,760
然后先用一个赞吗钓鱼

2606
01:49:49,760 --> 01:49:50,900
然后让人家没法装

2607
01:49:50,900 --> 01:49:51,440
看不见

2608
01:49:51,440 --> 01:49:55,100
我觉得就有点拿刀架人脖子上的意思啊

2609
01:49:55,100 --> 01:50:00,370
社恐本社恐不喜欢这个哈哈本社恐不喜欢这个

2610
01:50:00,370 --> 01:50:02,260
除非你跟我是很好的朋友

2611
01:50:02,260 --> 01:50:03,760
你可以随便给我发在吗

2612
01:50:03,760 --> 01:50:05,380
只要我在我第一时间就回你

2613
01:50:05,380 --> 01:50:07,000
因为我知道你不会叫我

2614
01:50:07,000 --> 01:50:08,860
但陌生人的在吗

2615
01:50:08,860 --> 01:50:12,100
我一般就会觉得他是脑残嗯

2616
01:50:12,100 --> 01:50:15,149
谢谢暮雨的灯牌

2617
01:50:15,149 --> 01:50:16,199
感谢支持

2618
01:50:16,199 --> 01:50:19,850
你说在在后面好像要接一些什么东西

2619
01:50:19,850 --> 01:50:26,090
看看再看看看看剩余价值

2620
01:50:26,860 --> 01:50:28,680
对方只发一个在吗

2621
01:50:28,680 --> 01:50:30,240
除非很熟的人一律不在

2622
01:50:30,240 --> 01:50:31,500
主要养成习惯了

2623
01:50:31,500 --> 01:50:32,100
你知道吗

2624
01:50:32,100 --> 01:50:34,320
就也会有阴阳人给我发私信呀

2625
01:50:34,320 --> 01:50:34,800
在吗

2626
01:50:34,800 --> 01:50:35,710
米呀米呀

2627
01:50:35,710 --> 01:50:37,150
只要我一般都是找我

2628
01:50:37,150 --> 01:50:38,410
有事有正事啊

2629
01:50:38,410 --> 01:50:41,919
我也不能说不在大部分大家的私信

2630
01:50:41,919 --> 01:50:42,909
如果我没回

2631
01:50:42,909 --> 01:50:44,319
那就只有一种可能性

2632
01:50:44,319 --> 01:50:47,709
就是我在睡觉的时候不小心点开了

2633
01:50:47,709 --> 01:50:50,160
不是我睡觉的时候呃

2634
01:50:50,160 --> 01:50:51,450
睡到一半醒了

2635
01:50:51,450 --> 01:50:54,180
醒了之后看了一眼社交软件之后

2636
01:50:54,180 --> 01:50:56,060
把你的红点点掉了

2637
01:50:56,420 --> 01:51:00,860
然后我醒了之后忘记再往下去翻这些聊天记录

2638
01:51:00,860 --> 01:51:01,640
就没回

2639
01:51:01,640 --> 01:51:04,730
你就只会有这种可能性啊

2640
01:51:07,280 --> 01:51:10,770
怎么跟刚认识不久的人搭话

2641
01:51:10,770 --> 01:51:12,240
同性还是异性

2642
01:51:12,240 --> 01:51:15,960
你跟他搭话是为了什么

2643
01:51:16,060 --> 01:51:17,040
你跟我搭话

2644
01:51:17,040 --> 01:51:19,140
你跟他搭话是为了什么

2645
01:51:19,140 --> 01:51:21,420
讲解他感兴趣的东西啊

2646
01:51:21,420 --> 01:51:22,620
你要搭讪的话

2647
01:51:22,620 --> 01:51:24,020
比如说你看看他

2648
01:51:24,020 --> 01:51:26,890
你看到微信朋友圈都发啥啊

2649
01:51:26,890 --> 01:51:28,540
你看看他头像

2650
01:51:28,540 --> 01:51:30,550
微信号背景

2651
01:51:30,550 --> 01:51:34,260
朋友圈这些东西都跟什么有关系啊

2652
01:51:35,680 --> 01:51:37,080
看看这种话

2653
01:51:38,160 --> 01:51:40,500
你可以跟他就是刚加上之后

2654
01:51:40,500 --> 01:51:42,240
假如你特别想要跟他关系好

2655
01:51:42,240 --> 01:51:45,800
你就跟他聊一些这个志同道合的话题

2656
01:51:45,800 --> 01:51:46,550
好吧

2657
01:51:46,550 --> 01:51:48,680
你搭话有什么目的

2658
01:51:48,680 --> 01:51:50,270
有点像在拷打人啊

2659
01:51:50,270 --> 01:51:50,960
对不起

2660
01:51:50,960 --> 01:51:52,980
有点像在口味嗯

2661
01:51:53,560 --> 01:51:54,480
挺好的

2662
01:51:54,480 --> 01:51:55,200
放置不对

2663
01:51:55,200 --> 01:51:56,160
可不咋的

2664
01:51:58,020 --> 01:52:01,040
直接发个在看看剩余价值呢

2665
01:52:01,040 --> 01:52:04,130
♪ baby just stay the night time ♪

2666
01:52:04,130 --> 01:52:06,480
♪ hb ♪

2667
01:52:06,480 --> 01:52:07,620
男女都有

2668
01:52:07,620 --> 01:52:09,480
只是为了加深友谊交朋友

2669
01:52:09,480 --> 01:52:12,000
那你就跟他聊他感兴趣的东西呗

2670
01:52:12,000 --> 01:52:14,340
这个东西假如你不是特别急的话

2671
01:52:14,340 --> 01:52:16,890
我觉得你最好不要有太多的目的性吧

2672
01:52:16,890 --> 01:52:21,000
呃只要你细心留意

2673
01:52:22,080 --> 01:52:25,900
总有需要你说话的时候

2674
01:52:25,900 --> 01:52:29,940
可能是他朋友圈发发哪个饭店

2675
01:52:29,940 --> 01:52:31,440
然后你可以回复一下

2676
01:52:31,440 --> 01:52:33,420
说你也吃过哪道菜特别好吃

2677
01:52:33,420 --> 01:52:34,860
推荐一下朋友圈

2678
01:52:34,860 --> 01:52:36,060
问要去哪里旅游

2679
01:52:36,060 --> 01:52:39,640
你说去什么长沙去这个代理啊

2680
01:52:39,640 --> 01:52:41,740
这地方哪里哪里哪里有意思啊

2681
01:52:41,740 --> 01:52:43,120
或者说我老家就在那儿

2682
01:52:43,120 --> 01:52:44,140
要有有空的话

2683
01:52:44,140 --> 01:52:45,820
这个导游是吧

2684
01:52:45,820 --> 01:52:48,250
唉这就是这种感觉吗

2685
01:52:48,250 --> 01:52:50,230
然后慢慢的就熟了

2686
01:52:50,230 --> 01:52:52,510
但假如说你想交朋友的这个人

2687
01:52:52,510 --> 01:52:53,919
他是个二次元

2688
01:52:53,919 --> 01:52:55,239
他常用qq的话

2689
01:52:55,239 --> 01:52:59,129
你其实可以多转发一些什么说说啊

2690
01:52:59,129 --> 01:53:00,089
有意思的

2691
01:53:00,089 --> 01:53:00,809
好玩的

2692
01:53:00,809 --> 01:53:01,949
他可能感兴趣的

2693
01:53:01,949 --> 01:53:03,330
然后多给他点赞

2694
01:53:03,330 --> 01:53:07,350
这样他就会觉得你们在qq空间是革命友谊啊

2695
01:53:07,350 --> 01:53:10,110
莫逆之交之后之后

2696
01:53:10,110 --> 01:53:12,750
你们俩在缺小窗聊天

2697
01:53:12,750 --> 01:53:15,540
小窗说话可能有一种一见如故的感觉

2698
01:53:15,540 --> 01:53:21,719
当然这个一般适用于13~20岁的青年人

2699
01:53:21,719 --> 01:53:22,799
再往上的话

2700
01:53:22,799 --> 01:53:24,119
感觉有点傻了

2701
01:53:24,119 --> 01:53:25,559
看看你这个年龄段吧

2702
01:53:25,559 --> 01:53:26,879
分年龄段的

2703
01:53:26,879 --> 01:53:29,759
假如说这个人要是你想交朋子

2704
01:53:29,759 --> 01:53:30,779
要三四十岁的话

2705
01:53:30,779 --> 01:53:32,540
你可以扮成卖茶叶的

2706
01:53:32,540 --> 01:53:34,340
最后真的送他一盒茶叶

2707
01:53:34,340 --> 01:53:36,200
给他一个surprise

2708
01:53:36,200 --> 01:53:38,420
我爹这种天地之心

2709
01:53:38,420 --> 01:53:40,530
这种很无聊的老年人

2710
01:53:40,530 --> 01:53:42,630
就会就会开始逗

2711
01:53:42,630 --> 01:53:46,380
这个卖茶叶的可能就比较适合啊

2712
01:53:46,380 --> 01:53:47,190
中午好

2713
01:53:47,190 --> 01:53:48,100
十香

2714
01:53:49,179 --> 01:53:50,859
你家的苞米地收了

2715
01:53:50,859 --> 01:53:52,959
我可以来你家掰苞米不

2716
01:53:52,959 --> 01:53:55,599
我上来就是一句刻晴真好看

2717
01:53:55,599 --> 01:53:56,499
你做梦呢

2718
01:53:56,499 --> 01:53:58,940
你搁这看起来真好

2719
01:53:58,940 --> 01:53:59,240
看

2720
01:53:59,240 --> 01:54:01,430
都来了哦

2721
01:54:01,430 --> 01:54:02,280
滚

2722
01:54:05,930 --> 01:54:07,670
男女都有什么

2723
01:54:07,670 --> 01:54:09,050
这边就发脓嘛

2724
01:54:09,050 --> 01:54:11,320
上来就发游戏的是脑残吧

2725
01:54:11,320 --> 01:54:14,440
那不如直接装成诈骗了是吗

2726
01:54:14,440 --> 01:54:17,480
为什么我认识的女生都喜欢跟我聊

2727
01:54:17,480 --> 01:54:19,860
谈恋爱和找不到男朋友

2728
01:54:19,860 --> 01:54:21,480
这个很正常

2729
01:54:21,480 --> 01:54:27,460
你被人家定位到了一个没有威胁性的地方呃

2730
01:54:27,460 --> 01:54:28,790
这说明了什么呢

2731
01:54:28,790 --> 01:54:32,820
你有一些女生的思维呃

2732
01:54:32,820 --> 01:54:33,960
也不是女生思维吧

2733
01:54:33,960 --> 01:54:36,300
就是你可能有一些地方比较感性

2734
01:54:36,300 --> 01:54:41,029
你不会特别特别像传统文化里面的男性特质一

2735
01:54:41,029 --> 01:54:41,149
样

2736
01:54:41,149 --> 01:54:43,909
就完全对感情没有任何感受度啊

2737
01:54:43,909 --> 01:54:46,189
而且你有一段成功的感情

2738
01:54:46,189 --> 01:54:48,950
你有一个成功的家庭同

2739
01:54:48,950 --> 01:54:53,110
所以说你在这个婚恋里面被定义为没有威胁性

2740
01:54:53,110 --> 01:54:54,850
没有进攻性的人啊

2741
01:54:54,850 --> 01:54:55,870
因为你是个好人

2742
01:54:55,870 --> 01:54:57,490
所以你肯定不会出轨了对吧

2743
01:54:57,490 --> 01:55:03,020
这下所以你的这个这个好感度就在水平线以上

2744
01:55:03,020 --> 01:55:06,760
同时呢你又没有这个特别强的性别的进攻性

2745
01:55:06,760 --> 01:55:09,850
然后在择偶方面呢又不可能得到他们

2746
01:55:09,850 --> 01:55:11,680
那你说跟你聊什么呢

2747
01:55:11,680 --> 01:55:13,600
无非就是聊点感情问题

2748
01:55:13,600 --> 01:55:14,740
因为一聊感情问题

2749
01:55:14,740 --> 01:55:17,200
跟异性聊感情问题就很容易出现一个东西

2750
01:55:17,200 --> 01:55:19,300
就是你跟谁聊

2751
01:55:19,300 --> 01:55:23,140
然后他认为你喜欢他或者她聊着聊着他喜欢你

2752
01:55:23,140 --> 01:55:24,640
可能这就是一个麻烦

2753
01:55:24,640 --> 01:55:27,720
但实际上你他只是想找一个人聊聊而已

2754
01:55:27,720 --> 01:55:29,340
你就是这个很好的对象

2755
01:55:29,340 --> 01:55:30,870
因为他不喜欢你

2756
01:55:30,870 --> 01:55:32,910
你也不会喜欢他啊

2757
01:55:32,910 --> 01:55:33,540
懂了吧

2758
01:55:33,540 --> 01:55:35,780
这是双向选择嗯

2759
01:55:35,780 --> 01:55:36,850
好乖乖

2760
01:55:44,159 --> 01:55:46,720
就是这种感觉的

2761
01:55:46,720 --> 01:55:48,640
什么朋友以上恋人未满

2762
01:55:48,640 --> 01:55:50,740
不不不要对他用这个词啊

2763
01:55:50,740 --> 01:55:52,210
他有对象的

2764
01:55:52,210 --> 01:55:53,760
他结婚了

2765
01:55:53,760 --> 01:55:54,600
结婚了

2766
01:55:54,600 --> 01:55:55,890
不能这样的

2767
01:55:55,890 --> 01:55:56,940
不行不行不行

2768
01:55:58,140 --> 01:56:01,020
有什么期待快乐

2769
01:56:01,020 --> 01:56:04,050
♪ 你邀请它一定来咿呀 ♪

2770
01:56:04,050 --> 01:56:05,970
♪ 与其渴望关怀 ♪

2771
01:56:05,970 --> 01:56:08,000
♪ 不如一起精彩 ♪

2772
01:56:08,900 --> 01:56:09,830
破音了吗

2773
01:56:09,830 --> 01:56:12,140
哈破音了嗯

2774
01:56:12,140 --> 01:56:14,310
黑明灭紫米哦

2775
01:56:14,310 --> 01:56:15,540
对你是个好人

2776
01:56:15,540 --> 01:56:16,320
你是个好人

2777
01:56:16,320 --> 01:56:19,020
就这种感觉你们真的觉得你是个好人

2778
01:56:19,020 --> 01:56:20,640
是个骂人的话吗

2779
01:56:20,640 --> 01:56:22,260
我觉得你是个好人

2780
01:56:22,260 --> 01:56:24,180
确实是很高的肯定啊

2781
01:56:24,180 --> 01:56:26,280
就像你真的好可爱啊一样

2782
01:56:26,280 --> 01:56:27,580
真的是好好高的

2783
01:56:27,580 --> 01:56:28,060
肯定

2784
01:56:28,060 --> 01:56:33,260
还是感觉这方面跟大家的一些一些想法

2785
01:56:33,260 --> 01:56:34,680
很不一样啊

2786
01:56:34,820 --> 01:56:40,130
真的我的没事没事没事

2787
01:56:40,130 --> 01:56:41,360
问题不大

2788
01:56:41,480 --> 01:56:43,400
你们快下播了

2789
01:56:43,400 --> 01:56:45,410
还有人要给主播加班

2790
01:56:45,410 --> 01:56:50,190
没凭什么好人就该被枪指着

2791
01:56:50,190 --> 01:56:54,420
♪ 和你存在有什么期待欢 ♪

2792
01:56:54,420 --> 01:56:58,230
♪ 没有清汤一定来一样 ♪

2793
01:56:58,230 --> 01:57:01,160
喜欢看米娅米娅的人不会有坏

2794
01:57:01,980 --> 01:57:03,530
♪ 都会传染 ♪

2795
01:57:03,530 --> 01:57:07,460
请你下播前能来一首米烟捉妖日记嘛

2796
01:57:07,460 --> 01:57:08,210
也不是不行

2797
01:57:08,210 --> 01:57:09,020
也可以

2798
01:57:09,020 --> 01:57:10,220
如果你想的话

2799
01:57:10,220 --> 01:57:11,600
我们先听个木星者吧

2800
01:57:11,600 --> 01:57:14,740
然后想听的话

2801
01:57:19,800 --> 01:57:21,660
你好可爱啊

2802
01:57:21,660 --> 01:57:24,520
这么骂我

2803
01:57:25,420 --> 01:57:26,620
谢

2804
01:57:29,560 --> 01:57:31,370
谢流苏的灯牌

2805
01:57:32,250 --> 01:57:34,190
阿里嘎多

2806
01:57:35,690 --> 01:57:40,400
♪ 等待一道星光盛放 ♪

2807
01:57:40,859 --> 01:57:42,860
♪ 暗夜心口 ♪

2808
01:57:43,399 --> 01:57:50,470
谁的宿命在以太的裂缝唱歌

2809
01:57:50,470 --> 01:57:54,330
有繁星闪烁漫天

2810
01:57:54,330 --> 01:57:57,970
传说像12座新歌

2811
01:57:59,210 --> 01:58:02,470
悄悄被说是好人

2812
01:58:02,470 --> 01:58:05,399
就感觉是无法被别人爱上蓝天

2813
01:58:05,399 --> 01:58:10,079
♪ 旧情前程琵琶独酒 ♪

2814
01:58:11,399 --> 01:58:12,610
♪ 江湖之东 ♪

2815
01:58:12,610 --> 01:58:14,770
是这种体验感吗

2816
01:58:14,770 --> 01:58:17,440
让你们觉得我是个好人吗

2817
01:58:17,900 --> 01:58:21,470
♪ 再见爱人缺德缺德缺德 ♪

2818
01:58:21,470 --> 01:58:26,040
♪ 我的剑气长在我自毁时间 ♪

2819
01:58:26,040 --> 01:58:28,620
♪ 让金雨英雄破窗 ♪

2820
01:58:28,620 --> 01:58:32,280
♪ 真是别做别做别做错了 ♪

2821
01:58:32,280 --> 01:58:35,730
♪ 你都喜欢大家在这世 ♪

2822
01:58:35,730 --> 01:58:39,120
但我还是觉得你要是被人喜欢

2823
01:58:39,120 --> 01:58:41,490
首先你得是个好人吧对吧

2824
01:58:41,490 --> 01:58:44,580
因为很多的时候难道不应该是什么

2825
01:58:44,580 --> 01:58:45,480
因为你是个好人

2826
01:58:45,480 --> 01:58:46,020
你很好

2827
01:58:46,020 --> 01:58:47,440
所以我很喜欢你

2828
01:58:47,440 --> 01:58:49,840
诶这这个话听起来很顺啊

2829
01:58:49,840 --> 01:58:51,100
因为你是个好人

2830
01:58:51,100 --> 01:58:53,980
所以所以你没有办法被我喜欢

2831
01:58:53,980 --> 01:58:55,240
这听起来很奇怪

2832
01:58:55,240 --> 01:58:55,780
诶

2833
01:58:56,540 --> 01:58:57,940
你是个好人

2834
01:58:57,940 --> 01:58:59,260
我们不合适

2835
01:58:59,260 --> 01:59:02,320
后半句才是关键

2836
01:59:03,140 --> 01:59:05,560
所以其实让你伤心的是拒绝

2837
01:59:05,560 --> 01:59:07,540
而不是这句话本身哦

2838
01:59:07,740 --> 01:59:09,780
好人不会被架起来吗

2839
01:59:09,780 --> 01:59:11,760
会的有较高的道德底线

2840
01:59:11,760 --> 01:59:13,160
真就会嫁你啊

2841
01:59:13,160 --> 01:59:14,450
就是这样的

2842
01:59:14,450 --> 01:59:15,920
被架架多了

2843
01:59:15,920 --> 01:59:17,180
性价比就起来了

2844
01:59:17,180 --> 01:59:19,420
就没有没有那么好了呗

2845
01:59:19,599 --> 01:59:22,239
然后你又会说好像变了

2846
01:59:22,239 --> 01:59:23,889
好像没有以前那么好了

2847
01:59:23,889 --> 01:59:26,100
好人性子比起来了

2848
01:59:26,380 --> 01:59:28,060
但是没办法呀

2849
01:59:28,060 --> 01:59:29,470
那老被欺负

2850
01:59:29,470 --> 01:59:31,330
那只能这样子

2851
01:59:32,330 --> 01:59:36,520
不因为善良而获罪

2852
01:59:36,520 --> 01:59:39,130
不因为帮助他人而被嘲笑

2853
01:59:39,130 --> 01:59:40,030
傻卵

2854
01:59:40,030 --> 01:59:45,330
不因为真诚待人而被人坑蒙拐骗啊

2855
01:59:45,330 --> 01:59:47,460
这是我一直以来的理想

2856
01:59:47,460 --> 01:59:50,700
但是感觉一直都很难做到

2857
01:59:52,280 --> 01:59:53,920
这句话是一个铺垫

2858
01:59:53,920 --> 01:59:56,140
这两句话难道不是一起出现的吗

2859
01:59:56,140 --> 01:59:58,260
谢谢米米亚许敏

2860
01:59:58,260 --> 01:59:59,940
感谢感谢支持

2861
01:59:59,940 --> 02:00:00,720
红豆年力量

2862
02:00:00,720 --> 02:00:02,620
都以哥们的经验来说

2863
02:00:02,620 --> 02:00:04,600
一般女生说你是个好人

2864
02:00:04,600 --> 02:00:08,160
跟你分享日常多半没有看中你身上的性别男人

2865
02:00:08,799 --> 02:00:10,599
那不是挺好的吗

2866
02:00:10,599 --> 02:00:12,549
那不是挺好的吗

2867
02:00:12,549 --> 02:00:15,399
我觉得就算是没有看重性别魅力

2868
02:00:15,399 --> 02:00:17,910
两个人的关系也可以很好呀

2869
02:00:17,910 --> 02:00:18,500
无尽

2870
02:00:18,500 --> 02:00:21,200
就比如说我们我跟烟烟人

2871
02:00:21,200 --> 02:00:24,000
烟人有很看到我的性别魅力吗

2872
02:00:24,000 --> 02:00:27,799
我不觉得你们特别重视我的性别魅力

2873
02:00:27,799 --> 02:00:29,179
如果有性别魅力的话

2874
02:00:29,179 --> 02:00:32,640
应该就会就会往男女那个方向喜欢我吧

2875
02:00:32,640 --> 02:00:35,220
但感觉没有太多的人会这样去想

2876
02:00:35,220 --> 02:00:41,320
♪ 我是变过变过变过不能体验哎 ♪

2877
02:00:44,820 --> 02:00:48,640
少女捉妖日记的那个什么是什么来着

2878
02:00:50,639 --> 02:00:51,659
好

2879
02:00:54,599 --> 02:00:58,100
的发发糖是吧

2880
02:00:58,100 --> 02:00:59,540
这辈子都不会发的过

2881
02:01:03,020 --> 02:01:07,940
你呢看那个讨厌红色的电量

2882
02:01:07,940 --> 02:01:10,190
外加个没信号

2883
02:01:10,190 --> 02:01:11,570
怕找不到你

2884
02:01:11,570 --> 02:01:13,640
好像你的坏笑

2885
02:01:13,640 --> 02:01:15,200
♪ 饿得受不了 ♪

2886
02:01:15,200 --> 02:01:17,060
又不想吃太饱

2887
02:01:17,060 --> 02:01:18,890
你要对我很好

2888
02:01:18,890 --> 02:01:20,920
♪ 我才能睡得着 ♪

2889
02:01:20,920 --> 02:01:23,140
♪ 每天都要撒娇 ♪

2890
02:01:23,140 --> 02:01:25,690
♪ 我最重要独特的方式 ♪

2891
02:01:25,690 --> 02:01:27,760
♪ 别人体验不到 ♪

2892
02:01:27,760 --> 02:01:29,100
我是你的

2893
02:01:29,130 --> 02:01:31,320
你是我的太阳

2894
02:01:31,320 --> 02:01:34,580
让我们相互给一个抱抱

2895
02:01:34,580 --> 02:01:37,360
忍不住哈哈哈哈

2896
02:01:37,360 --> 02:01:38,590
少女般的笑

2897
02:01:38,590 --> 02:01:41,020
我想要抓抓抓抓

2898
02:01:41,020 --> 02:01:42,300
想做你的猫

2899
02:01:42,300 --> 02:01:44,580
♪ 睁大眼啊啊啊啊 ♪

2900
02:01:44,580 --> 02:01:45,900
♪ 你帅的不要 ♪

2901
02:01:45,900 --> 02:01:50,080
不是你偷偷偷偷要在你怀抱

2902
02:01:52,880 --> 02:01:56,740
谁叫我不跟伴奏唱的

2903
02:01:56,740 --> 02:01:57,980
跑了没啊

2904
02:02:04,170 --> 02:02:06,140
讨厌红色的电量

2905
02:02:06,140 --> 02:02:08,180
外加个没信号

2906
02:02:08,180 --> 02:02:09,770
怕找不到你

2907
02:02:09,770 --> 02:02:11,920
好想你的坏笑

2908
02:02:11,920 --> 02:02:13,420
♪ 饿得受不了 ♪

2909
02:02:13,420 --> 02:02:15,250
又不想吃太饱

2910
02:02:15,250 --> 02:02:17,110
你要对我很好

2911
02:02:17,110 --> 02:02:19,140
♪ 我才能睡得着 ♪

2912
02:02:19,140 --> 02:02:21,300
♪ 每天都要撒娇 ♪

2913
02:02:21,300 --> 02:02:23,880
♪ 我最重要独特的方式 ♪

2914
02:02:23,880 --> 02:02:29,379
别人体验不到我身缺气

2915
02:02:29,379 --> 02:02:32,199
让我们相互给一个抱抱

2916
02:02:33,219 --> 02:02:35,439
忍不住哈哈哈哈

2917
02:02:35,439 --> 02:02:36,849
少女般的笑

2918
02:02:36,849 --> 02:02:39,220
我想要抓抓抓抓

2919
02:02:39,220 --> 02:02:40,780
想做你的梦想

2920
02:02:40,780 --> 02:02:42,800
大爷啊啊啊

2921
02:02:42,800 --> 02:02:46,460
♪ 你帅的不要不许你逃逃逃逃 ♪

2922
02:02:46,460 --> 02:02:48,110
要在你怀抱

2923
02:02:48,110 --> 02:02:50,100
好好哈哈

2924
02:02:50,100 --> 02:02:52,500
♪ 少女般的笑 ♪

2925
02:02:53,570 --> 02:02:55,030
想做你的猫

2926
02:02:55,030 --> 02:02:57,280
正答应啊啊啊啊

2927
02:02:57,280 --> 02:03:04,040
你帅的不要不许你逃逃逃逃什么南充

2928
02:03:07,280 --> 02:03:08,340
变态吧

2929
02:03:08,340 --> 02:03:10,560
喜欢已婚的男同啊

2930
02:03:10,560 --> 02:03:14,420
这这也太变态了

2931
02:03:17,400 --> 02:03:20,580
喜欢超厉害的味道

2932
02:03:20,580 --> 02:03:24,240
我也喜欢加速后的心跳

2933
02:03:24,240 --> 02:03:27,900
想住进你心底的城堡

2934
02:03:27,900 --> 02:03:29,700
给一个拥抱

2935
02:03:29,700 --> 02:03:31,410
♪ 永远都淘宝 ♪

2936
02:03:31,410 --> 02:03:32,160
忍不住

2937
02:03:33,630 --> 02:03:34,980
♪ 少女般的笑 ♪

2938
02:03:34,980 --> 02:03:37,400
♪ 我想要抓抓抓抓 ♪

2939
02:03:37,400 --> 02:03:38,630
想做你的猫

2940
02:03:38,630 --> 02:03:41,060
睁大眼啊啊啊啊啊

2941
02:03:41,060 --> 02:03:44,280
♪ 你帅得不要不许你逃逃逃 ♪

2942
02:03:44,280 --> 02:03:45,900
♪ 要在你怀抱 ♪

2943
02:03:48,420 --> 02:03:54,480
哈哈那个好耶行了

2944
02:03:55,760 --> 02:04:00,940
好像好像好像之前之前就在直播间唱过这个

2945
02:04:00,940 --> 02:04:06,409
我记少数的主播可以跟伴奏唱

2946
02:04:06,409 --> 02:04:08,100
虽然不知道好不好听

2947
02:04:08,220 --> 02:04:10,500
小时主播可以跟伴奏唱的歌

2948
02:04:10,500 --> 02:04:14,600
还因为练了这个练了练了一下午

2949
02:04:16,200 --> 02:04:17,480
练了一下午

2950
02:04:17,480 --> 02:04:19,970
然后这首歌不跟伴奏唱

2951
02:04:19,970 --> 02:04:21,560
能能张嘴了

2952
02:04:21,560 --> 02:04:24,520
但是我也不知道好还是不好啊

2953
02:04:24,840 --> 02:04:27,450
完了我变个颜色的饼

2954
02:04:27,450 --> 02:04:29,820
你这饼也太烂了吧

2955
02:04:29,820 --> 02:04:32,940
♪ 为了变得更好 ♪

2956
02:04:32,940 --> 02:04:35,060
去掉锋芒

2957
02:04:37,060 --> 02:04:38,460
后羿变回来

2958
02:04:38,460 --> 02:04:40,410
111111

2959
02:04:40,410 --> 02:04:41,700
真真变吧

2960
02:04:41,700 --> 02:04:43,400
爹真变吧

2961
02:04:44,080 --> 02:04:45,940
好的你阿里嘎多

2962
02:04:47,380 --> 02:04:49,390
先提前谢过老爹

2963
02:04:49,390 --> 02:04:52,120
♪ 要你唱个成分 ♪

2964
02:04:52,120 --> 02:04:59,300
我我们阉人是擅长打断戒烟的啊

2965
02:05:00,840 --> 02:05:06,140
我想想晚上

2966
02:05:06,840 --> 02:05:11,320
最近可能会收一波台词回的棉花糖哦

2967
02:05:11,320 --> 02:05:14,040
看看大家对这个还有没有兴趣

2968
02:05:14,280 --> 02:05:18,210
嗯可能会收一波台词回到棉花糖里

2969
02:05:18,210 --> 02:05:22,270
111再变一次

2970
02:05:22,310 --> 02:05:24,070
怎么这样啊

2971
02:05:26,290 --> 02:05:28,510
可能我说一波台词或者棉花糖

2972
02:05:28,510 --> 02:05:30,600
可能要少做一点企划

2973
02:05:30,600 --> 02:05:33,000
因为我现在裸裸谈

2974
02:05:33,000 --> 02:05:36,120
就是纯纯纯纯来谈的话

2975
02:05:36,120 --> 02:05:38,850
可能效果没有之前那么好

2976
02:05:38,850 --> 02:05:40,050
我有点紧张

2977
02:05:41,670 --> 02:05:45,830
谢谢4027自动续费的舰长

2978
02:05:45,830 --> 02:05:46,880
我叫爹

2979
02:05:46,880 --> 02:05:48,590
感谢支持红豆泥

2980
02:05:48,590 --> 02:05:49,820
阿里嘎多

2981
02:05:50,120 --> 02:05:53,840
感谢我超爹

2982
02:05:53,840 --> 02:05:55,400
太破费了

2983
02:05:55,400 --> 02:05:56,600
感谢喵

2984
02:05:59,119 --> 02:06:01,779
下午应该会有个切片

2985
02:06:01,779 --> 02:06:03,279
如果不出意料的话

2986
02:06:03,279 --> 02:06:04,419
出意料就没有啊

2987
02:06:04,419 --> 02:06:06,480
不出意料就有嗯

2988
02:06:06,580 --> 02:06:09,680
下午应该可能会有个小妾

2989
02:06:13,760 --> 02:06:15,220
卧槽耶

2990
02:06:15,220 --> 02:06:17,380
谢谢4027的舰长

2991
02:06:19,060 --> 02:06:21,980
开心没有主播

2992
02:06:21,980 --> 02:06:24,480
现在在打150件保卫战

2993
02:06:24,480 --> 02:06:28,800
真的哎呦真的再打150件保卫战了

2994
02:06:28,800 --> 02:06:30,060
如果再那个啥的话

2995
02:06:30,060 --> 02:06:31,170
有点受不了了

2996
02:06:31,170 --> 02:06:33,580
一条路在在掉

2997
02:06:33,580 --> 02:06:36,040
主播脑子有点跟不上了

2998
02:06:36,040 --> 02:06:39,460
就不

2999
02:06:49,180 --> 02:06:52,780
♪ i see this life like my heart ♪

3000
02:06:52,780 --> 02:06:57,240
across the line in my face is flashing

3001
02:06:57,240 --> 02:06:58,020
加班

3002
02:06:58,020 --> 02:07:02,120
现在看到半截

3003
02:07:02,120 --> 02:07:03,980
还是用

3004
02:07:06,190 --> 02:07:10,630
♪ i feel something so right ♪

3005
02:07:13,370 --> 02:07:15,040
肥猫掉大

3006
02:07:15,099 --> 02:07:16,520
♪ how you feel ♪

3007
02:07:17,080 --> 02:07:19,480
要不干脆我看一下

3008
02:07:19,480 --> 02:07:23,070
要不干脆开一个掉舰纪念回吧

3009
02:07:23,070 --> 02:07:25,230
到时候准备一边哭

3010
02:07:25,230 --> 02:07:27,780
一边放梦中的婚礼

3011
02:07:27,840 --> 02:07:32,160
一边跟大家见证掉下200件的四天啊

3012
02:07:32,160 --> 02:07:39,800
四天之后让我看看1234567掉七个肚子

3013
02:07:39,920 --> 02:07:43,880
然后四天之后掉多少个舰长啊

3014
02:07:43,880 --> 02:07:48,490
基本是掉四天之后一切掉80个

3015
02:07:48,490 --> 02:07:51,610
有没有可能一切掉80个呢

3016
02:07:51,610 --> 02:07:53,140
太恐怖了吧

3017
02:07:53,140 --> 02:07:53,990
这也

3018
02:07:56,610 --> 02:07:59,690
一个月一个今年的好日子回来了

3019
02:07:59,690 --> 02:08:02,889
我们其实这个月可以寄500天的

3020
02:08:03,469 --> 02:08:05,289
可以进500天的

3021
02:08:06,549 --> 02:08:07,809
掉七个肚子

3022
02:08:07,809 --> 02:08:10,180
肥猫又哭死了

3023
02:08:10,380 --> 02:08:12,080
肯定的呀

3024
02:08:12,080 --> 02:08:14,900
掉的时候能掉小珍珠吗

3025
02:08:14,900 --> 02:08:17,690
我现在就想哭

3026
02:08:17,730 --> 02:08:20,210
我能不能现在就哭啊

3027
02:08:20,210 --> 02:08:22,400
对啊掉七个呢

3028
02:08:22,400 --> 02:08:26,960
哦好吓人啊

3029
02:08:28,520 --> 02:08:30,330
总得有个纪念回的

3030
02:08:30,330 --> 02:08:32,760
那我们纪念掉大剑吧

3031
02:08:32,760 --> 02:08:33,900
说个棉花糖

3032
02:08:33,900 --> 02:08:37,080
先看看大家对于主播掉线的态度

3033
02:08:37,080 --> 02:08:43,020
最后到五分钟的时候播放梦中的婚礼

3034
02:08:44,679 --> 02:08:50,460
啊这下这下这下重回低谷了

3035
02:08:51,100 --> 02:08:52,290
主播的一生

3036
02:08:52,290 --> 02:08:55,680
总是像那个推石头上山的那个人一样

3037
02:08:55,680 --> 02:08:57,480
推到半路啪的一下

3038
02:08:57,480 --> 02:08:59,460
因为不知道是不是滚下去了

3039
02:08:59,460 --> 02:09:03,480
然后再再推再滚再推再滚

3040
02:09:03,520 --> 02:09:06,960
第七个珠子和一大堆舰长也正常

3041
02:09:06,960 --> 02:09:08,220
说实话其实也正常

3042
02:09:08,220 --> 02:09:11,060
因为毕竟是吸引回来

3043
02:09:13,820 --> 02:09:15,060
没有什么新

3044
02:09:18,220 --> 02:09:19,560
没有什么新人

3045
02:09:19,560 --> 02:09:20,400
没什么流量

3046
02:09:20,400 --> 02:09:22,560
很正常

3047
02:09:22,840 --> 02:09:24,370
人家好歹是神

3048
02:09:24,370 --> 02:09:25,660
你只是只猫

3049
02:09:25,660 --> 02:09:27,220
别做梦了

3050
02:09:27,260 --> 02:09:29,630
你忘了眼神了吗

3051
02:09:29,630 --> 02:09:31,460
当年叫我一句眼神

3052
02:09:31,460 --> 02:09:33,100
现在都忘记了

3053
02:09:33,679 --> 02:09:35,419
不认可主播是吧

3054
02:09:35,419 --> 02:09:36,919
怎么端端给你两拳

3055
02:09:36,919 --> 02:09:39,229
还有就是其实播的少了

3056
02:09:39,229 --> 02:09:41,510
确实是播的少了

3057
02:09:41,510 --> 02:09:42,950
一天四个小时

3058
02:09:42,950 --> 02:09:44,630
我现在有点不太行了

3059
02:09:44,630 --> 02:09:48,650
没事上山的人不会嘲笑下山的神

3060
02:09:48,850 --> 02:09:49,810
我也配

3061
02:09:49,810 --> 02:09:51,610
我要是天剑过500

3062
02:09:51,610 --> 02:09:55,660
建国还能说是下山的神这种级别的

3063
02:09:55,660 --> 02:09:59,550
就这主播也配当这个什么呀

3064
02:09:59,550 --> 02:10:01,110
上下山的神啊

3065
02:10:01,110 --> 02:10:04,480
我只是一个滚下山的小石头而已啊

3066
02:10:04,800 --> 02:10:07,080
西西弗斯文化造诣

3067
02:10:07,080 --> 02:10:08,520
我忘记这个人叫什么

3068
02:10:08,520 --> 02:10:10,910
我老把他跟那个普罗米修斯混掉

3069
02:10:10,910 --> 02:10:12,710
虽然我知道他不是普罗米修斯

3070
02:10:12,710 --> 02:10:14,330
但我经常本来跟普罗米修斯

3071
02:10:14,330 --> 02:10:16,989
我第谢谢4627的小花

3072
02:10:16,989 --> 02:10:18,939
感谢支持

3073
02:10:23,039 --> 02:10:24,079
♪ taking the river ♪

3074
02:10:24,079 --> 02:10:24,619
♪ the lessons ♪

3075
02:10:24,619 --> 02:10:25,360
♪ i've learned ♪

3076
02:10:25,360 --> 02:10:29,300
有一种感觉主播主播是有一点小急

3077
02:10:30,480 --> 02:10:32,510
心态不太好了

3078
02:10:32,510 --> 02:10:33,980
心态越不好的话

3079
02:10:33,980 --> 02:10:36,200
然后整个人都越慌

3080
02:10:36,220 --> 02:10:37,510
就不从容

3081
02:10:37,510 --> 02:10:39,460
不从容的话就紧张

3082
02:10:39,460 --> 02:10:41,590
一紧张状态就更烂

3083
02:10:41,590 --> 02:10:42,960
怎么会这样

3084
02:10:45,140 --> 02:10:47,260
虽然已经直播了很多次

3085
02:10:47,260 --> 02:10:52,880
但是有的时候还是像第一次直播一样特别紧张

3086
02:10:54,600 --> 02:10:59,000
有一种什么小别胜新婚的美感

3087
02:10:59,000 --> 02:11:00,440
也不是这种吗

3088
02:11:00,440 --> 02:11:01,400
这是个好词啊

3089
02:11:01,400 --> 02:11:03,560
但我这种紧张不是好事啊

3090
02:11:03,620 --> 02:11:05,840
谢谢西楼的哈士奇了

3091
02:11:05,840 --> 02:11:07,120
许多小花

3092
02:11:15,840 --> 02:11:16,860
那就哭吧

3093
02:11:16,860 --> 02:11:18,480
想听好久没听过了

3094
02:11:18,480 --> 02:11:19,620
播不哭不哭

3095
02:11:19,620 --> 02:11:21,139
不哭不哭

3096
02:11:21,139 --> 02:11:23,959
好奇妙的比喻本来就是这样的呀

3097
02:11:23,959 --> 02:11:28,099
有一种吓人的感觉

3098
02:11:35,860 --> 02:11:38,700
所以我从来不开肥猫的自动续舰

3099
02:11:38,700 --> 02:11:40,830
干嘛就让我有危机感了

3100
02:11:40,830 --> 02:11:43,830
就想让我哭死他

3101
02:11:43,960 --> 02:11:45,790
你就想让我哭啊

3102
02:11:45,790 --> 02:11:47,590
别别吧

3103
02:11:47,590 --> 02:11:50,760
这样太紧张了太紧张了

3104
02:12:00,420 --> 02:12:03,660
建议看看二舅治治你的精神内耗

3105
02:12:03,660 --> 02:12:06,660
做这一行的精神内耗都比较严重嘛

3106
02:12:06,660 --> 02:12:08,790
我觉得我是有一点的

3107
02:12:08,790 --> 02:12:11,540
但是直播的时候又不能表现出来

3108
02:12:11,540 --> 02:12:12,620
也不是不能吧

3109
02:12:12,620 --> 02:12:14,120
直播的时候就没了

3110
02:12:14,120 --> 02:12:15,960
但是下播的时候又有

3111
02:12:15,960 --> 02:12:18,240
一直到开直播的时候就没了

3112
02:12:18,240 --> 02:12:22,290
开直播的时候只会因为弹幕临场的反应奇怪

3113
02:12:22,290 --> 02:12:23,280
或者是不好

3114
02:12:23,280 --> 02:12:26,670
或者说是我担心这些这些原因啊

3115
02:12:26,670 --> 02:12:29,070
只会因为这些原因觉得有点紧张

3116
02:12:29,070 --> 02:12:32,130
其他的东西都不会不自动

3117
02:12:32,130 --> 02:12:33,810
然后那天忽然续费了

3118
02:12:33,810 --> 02:12:35,220
岂不是会惊喜

3119
02:12:35,220 --> 02:12:37,140
会会倒是会了

3120
02:12:38,280 --> 02:12:39,420
会倒是会的

3121
02:12:39,420 --> 02:12:43,760
但是你们也别这么吓我呀

3122
02:12:43,980 --> 02:12:46,009
哎把自动关掉

3123
02:12:46,009 --> 02:12:46,669
昨天播

3124
02:12:46,669 --> 02:12:47,869
昨天是今天播

3125
02:12:47,869 --> 02:12:48,889
今天是不播

3126
02:12:48,889 --> 02:12:50,689
不是我是我是你

3127
02:12:50,689 --> 02:12:51,889
你是我爹啊

3128
02:12:51,889 --> 02:12:55,209
吉吉真是的

3129
02:12:56,029 --> 02:12:58,719
不到7号差2000才365

3130
02:12:58,719 --> 02:13:00,069
你不是要那什么嘛

3131
02:13:00,069 --> 02:13:01,449
你不要卡26集吗

3132
02:13:01,449 --> 02:13:04,329
他就开

3133
02:13:04,360 --> 02:13:05,620
掉进3000

3134
02:13:05,620 --> 02:13:09,040
但是不自动需要多20对啊

3135
02:13:09,040 --> 02:13:11,620
不自动手动续不是一五班的吗

3136
02:13:11,620 --> 02:13:14,060
开自动续不是第三班吗

3137
02:13:14,580 --> 02:13:21,080
♪ show you what it feels like from the outside ♪

3138
02:13:21,300 --> 02:13:22,620
每年的3月

3139
02:13:22,620 --> 02:13:25,560
主播都会做一期虚拟礼物来摆烂是吧

3140
02:13:25,560 --> 02:13:27,140
指针已经做完了

3141
02:13:27,140 --> 02:13:28,400
输入法也做完了

3142
02:13:28,400 --> 02:13:30,799
这个月做什么动态壁纸是吧

3143
02:13:30,799 --> 02:13:34,759
这什么人

3144
02:13:38,479 --> 02:13:42,780
确实该开一个月的这种礼物摆烂了

3145
02:13:42,780 --> 02:13:45,000
因为主播的厂家又堆在一起了

3146
02:13:45,000 --> 02:13:48,950
可能1年确实需要这么一个月做个虚拟礼物了

3147
02:13:48,950 --> 02:13:53,620
动态壁纸也有了艾莉西亚的这个好诶

3148
02:13:55,700 --> 02:13:58,100
那你们还差我的什么东西呢

3149
02:13:58,100 --> 02:14:00,260
肥猫三件套已经全了

3150
02:14:00,260 --> 02:14:01,880
给我整个项圈吧

3151
02:14:01,880 --> 02:14:02,720
奖励一下我

3152
02:14:02,720 --> 02:14:04,560
你你自己问你老婆去打

3153
02:14:04,560 --> 02:14:10,740
你把你那个项圈上面写你老婆的名字多丑

3154
02:14:11,020 --> 02:14:13,060
要是联系了几个老师啊

3155
02:14:13,060 --> 02:14:14,740
但是都表示不接单

3156
02:14:14,740 --> 02:14:16,660
我的审美我觉得好看的

3157
02:14:16,660 --> 02:14:19,160
做成老师排单都排飞了

3158
02:14:19,160 --> 02:14:21,600
都不知道排到哪1年去了

3159
02:14:21,600 --> 02:14:25,560
唱我的虚拟电子宠物一戳一蹦跶的那种是吧

3160
02:14:27,180 --> 02:14:28,940
你拿鼠标点我一下

3161
02:14:28,940 --> 02:14:30,359
我说滚啊

3162
02:14:30,359 --> 02:14:31,169
爷爷人

3163
02:14:31,169 --> 02:14:33,539
然后你再拿鼠标点我一下

3164
02:14:33,539 --> 02:14:35,630
我说丑

3165
02:14:35,630 --> 02:14:37,310
然后你再拿鼠标点我一下

3166
02:14:37,310 --> 02:14:38,690
我说我是你爹

3167
02:14:38,690 --> 02:14:40,910
然后你就玩的不亦乐乎啊

3168
02:14:40,910 --> 02:14:42,570
这一下午就过去了

3169
02:14:45,500 --> 02:14:49,380
你可以录音声做windows音效

3170
02:14:49,380 --> 02:14:51,780
嘟嘟嘟嘟哒哒哒哒

3171
02:14:51,780 --> 02:14:53,700
嘟嘟嘟嘟哒哒哒哒

3172
02:14:56,040 --> 02:14:57,360
就喜欢这口是吧

3173
02:14:57,360 --> 02:14:58,420
真变态

3174
02:14:58,780 --> 02:15:00,700
主播自己换一个拜拜

3175
02:15:00,700 --> 02:15:02,320
很泰

3176
02:15:04,920 --> 02:15:07,860
♪ 哈哈哈下雨 ♪

3177
02:15:07,860 --> 02:15:09,510
♪ what it feels like ♪

3178
02:15:09,510 --> 02:15:13,160
♪ oh啊啊 ♪

3179
02:15:14,400 --> 02:15:15,380
♪ i'll show you ♪

3180
02:15:15,380 --> 02:15:17,000
♪ what it feels like now ♪

3181
02:15:17,000 --> 02:15:19,740
♪ i'm on the outside ♪

3182
02:15:22,060 --> 02:15:24,120
♪ we did的情感 ♪

3183
02:15:24,120 --> 02:15:26,540
♪ got on the outside ♪

3184
02:15:26,800 --> 02:15:27,780
上课去了

3185
02:15:27,780 --> 02:15:28,920
拜拜拜拜

3186
02:15:29,559 --> 02:15:32,559
嘉然向晚球哪个啊

3187
02:15:32,559 --> 02:15:34,970
那个给嘉然上版画

3188
02:15:34,970 --> 02:15:36,920
那个传的很多的捉虫的

3189
02:15:36,920 --> 02:15:39,740
不是后面就变成了木木什么国啊

3190
02:15:39,740 --> 02:15:41,000
木果还是木啊

3191
02:15:41,000 --> 02:15:41,950
果啊果啊

3192
02:15:41,950 --> 02:15:44,230
我忘记带这几个字怎么排列的

3193
02:15:44,230 --> 02:15:47,620
总之后面不是去给周淑怡画皮套了吗

3194
02:15:47,620 --> 02:15:50,340
那个老师他高他高

3195
02:15:50,340 --> 02:15:52,740
画了家人下来作丑的时候

3196
02:15:52,740 --> 02:15:54,300
我就觉得画画很厉害

3197
02:15:54,300 --> 02:15:55,520
我想找他越来

3198
02:15:55,520 --> 02:15:57,200
这就是人家把我给拒了

3199
02:15:57,200 --> 02:15:58,460
我记得没错的话

3200
02:15:58,460 --> 02:16:00,140
还是我没敢发消息啊

3201
02:16:00,140 --> 02:16:01,940
怎么就没约到嗯

3202
02:16:02,179 --> 02:16:05,539
会把桌面上刚写好的论文偷偷吃掉的

3203
02:16:05,539 --> 02:16:09,469
这种吃完了之后会让我本人变得更聪明吗

3204
02:16:09,469 --> 02:16:13,789
这是能从你的桌面上转移到我的脑子里面吗

3205
02:16:13,789 --> 02:16:15,270
如果可以的话

3206
02:16:15,270 --> 02:16:18,270
可以的话可以不可以的话就算了

3207
02:16:18,270 --> 02:16:20,070
其实如果不能从你的桌面上

3208
02:16:20,070 --> 02:16:21,510
转到我的脑子里的话

3209
02:16:21,510 --> 02:16:23,559
感觉只要没有任何意义

3210
02:16:23,559 --> 02:16:23,799
你

3211
02:16:27,159 --> 02:16:28,449
嘟嘟嘟嘟

3212
02:16:28,449 --> 02:16:30,380
我要

3213
02:16:35,600 --> 02:16:37,250
脑子也不太行

3214
02:16:37,250 --> 02:16:41,210
不过可以转移到胃里面

3215
02:16:43,780 --> 02:16:48,660
即使是不通过吃东西当枕头

3216
02:16:48,660 --> 02:16:51,859
或者是什么乱七八糟的关系传播的

3217
02:16:52,240 --> 02:16:55,900
哎哟这句话是谁说的

3218
02:16:55,900 --> 02:16:59,479
是讽刺那些就是炫耀自己的对象

3219
02:16:59,479 --> 02:17:00,379
学历超级高

3220
02:17:00,379 --> 02:17:02,400
但是自己比较不学无术的

3221
02:17:02,900 --> 02:17:04,370
好像是女生

3222
02:17:04,370 --> 02:17:05,720
女生讽刺那种

3223
02:17:05,720 --> 02:17:09,020
特别喜欢炫耀自己男朋友有什么学术成果

3224
02:17:09,020 --> 02:17:10,190
结果一问自己

3225
02:17:10,190 --> 02:17:15,280
一问他自己是去读那个中专或者是读高中的

3226
02:17:15,280 --> 02:17:16,219
这种

3227
02:17:16,280 --> 02:17:20,380
好像是女生直接为了讽刺这个来发明出来的

3228
02:17:20,380 --> 02:17:22,000
攻击性有点强了

3229
02:17:24,940 --> 02:17:28,030
或者枫叶国名校本科上线

3230
02:17:28,030 --> 02:17:31,340
教你论色真的不行了

3231
02:17:31,340 --> 02:17:34,190
所以关名校本科这种东西

3232
02:17:34,190 --> 02:17:36,020
什么算名校啊

3233
02:17:36,020 --> 02:17:37,700
那不是把自己开了吗

3234
02:17:37,700 --> 02:17:39,560
还有

3235
02:17:48,540 --> 02:17:51,320
主播最多只能像弱智一样

3236
02:17:51,320 --> 02:17:54,500
学历本科之后再回来当主播了

3237
02:17:54,500 --> 02:17:56,780
一次是不太吸烟的

3238
02:17:56,780 --> 02:18:01,029
感觉是有点那什么的美感在身上

3239
02:18:01,029 --> 02:18:02,709
现在费钱圈完了之后

3240
02:18:02,709 --> 02:18:04,720
我们就下播啦

3241
02:18:09,110 --> 02:18:10,960
♪ 可以把那多 ♪

3242
02:18:10,960 --> 02:18:13,420
♪ 那是你的 ♪

3243
02:18:17,600 --> 02:18:19,150
进军餐饮业

3244
02:18:19,150 --> 02:18:22,359
其实本来没有没有那什么的时候啊

3245
02:18:22,420 --> 02:18:24,940
主播什么时候进军餐饮业

3246
02:18:24,940 --> 02:18:27,040
我本来没来当直播的时候

3247
02:18:27,040 --> 02:18:28,540
我跟大家讲过吧

3248
02:18:28,540 --> 02:18:30,440
主播是铁血长妹

3249
02:18:30,440 --> 02:18:32,549
学过摊鸡蛋饼

3250
02:18:32,549 --> 02:18:34,199
煎过手抓饼

3251
02:18:34,199 --> 02:18:35,639
学过烤冷面

3252
02:18:35,639 --> 02:18:37,099
会做韩餐

3253
02:18:37,099 --> 02:18:38,119
会染头发

3254
02:18:38,119 --> 02:18:39,079
会漂头发

3255
02:18:39,079 --> 02:18:40,579
会给人做指甲

3256
02:18:40,579 --> 02:18:41,749
会做手工

3257
02:18:41,749 --> 02:18:43,700
会用砂纸磨东西

3258
02:18:43,700 --> 02:18:48,530
我本来来了之后想在加拿大找个小工作兼职

3259
02:18:48,530 --> 02:18:50,400
比如说摇奶茶

3260
02:18:50,400 --> 02:18:52,200
美甲店啊

3261
02:18:52,200 --> 02:18:54,939
比如说干个私厨啊之类的

3262
02:18:54,939 --> 02:18:57,039
但是后面来当主播了

3263
02:18:57,039 --> 02:18:59,359
这些事就都干不了了哈哈

3264
02:19:00,840 --> 02:19:04,220
所以没有机会进军餐饮业了

3265
02:19:04,220 --> 02:19:05,799
应该哦

3266
02:19:06,220 --> 02:19:08,920
这加拿大这边可以无证经营啊

3267
02:19:08,920 --> 02:19:10,420
好多私厨的

3268
02:19:10,420 --> 02:19:12,340
我适合管家

3269
02:19:12,340 --> 02:19:15,340
你刚才说我适合嫁人算了

3270
02:19:15,800 --> 02:19:19,880
你刚才说我适合嫁人算了

3271
02:19:19,880 --> 02:19:21,560
去给那个华人家庭

3272
02:19:21,560 --> 02:19:25,900
给cbc家庭当那个幼儿早教是吧

3273
02:19:25,900 --> 02:19:27,340
能陪着孩子玩游戏

3274
02:19:27,340 --> 02:19:29,570
还能帮孩子干活

3275
02:19:29,570 --> 02:19:31,490
还能培养孩子动手能力

3276
02:19:31,490 --> 02:19:33,140
还能给做一口饭吃

3277
02:19:33,140 --> 02:19:34,070
给他给他

3278
02:19:34,070 --> 02:19:36,230
跟着他后面收拾玩具是吧

3279
02:19:36,230 --> 02:19:37,480
很有意思啊

3280
02:19:37,740 --> 02:19:39,390
还教他中文

3281
02:19:39,390 --> 02:19:40,080
你怎么不说

3282
02:19:40,080 --> 02:19:42,840
我去给cbc家庭当那个孩子的

3283
02:19:42,840 --> 02:19:45,080
那个华人小保姆算了

3284
02:19:46,460 --> 02:19:48,310
怎么这么能打工啊

3285
02:19:48,310 --> 02:19:49,900
适合嫁给我滚吧

3286
02:19:49,900 --> 02:19:52,900
你可是我们弹幕的主播

3287
02:19:52,900 --> 02:19:53,830
空有技能

3288
02:19:53,830 --> 02:19:55,210
技能却无处发挥

3289
02:19:55,210 --> 02:19:55,810
那怎么办

3290
02:19:55,810 --> 02:19:57,550
主播是不开超美丽3d的

3291
02:19:57,550 --> 02:19:59,880
那这些东西怎么怎么搞嘛

3292
02:19:59,880 --> 02:20:02,760
什么时候虚拟的这个动捕技术可以发展到

3293
02:20:02,760 --> 02:20:04,680
能看出来我在给人染头啊

3294
02:20:04,680 --> 02:20:06,000
元宇宙快点来吧

3295
02:20:06,000 --> 02:20:08,640
这样就可以给大家表演虚拟染头发了

3296
02:20:08,640 --> 02:20:09,830
现在倒是也行

3297
02:20:09,830 --> 02:20:11,270
也可以去你染头

3298
02:20:12,470 --> 02:20:16,300
你看那但孩子从小看管人

3299
02:20:16,300 --> 02:20:18,880
那你们觉得你们扪心自问一下

3300
02:20:18,880 --> 02:20:21,950
如果你们自己有了小孩之后

3301
02:20:21,950 --> 02:20:23,990
那这个小孩子假如把米娅

3302
02:20:23,990 --> 02:20:26,630
米娅请来当这个早教的小保姆

3303
02:20:26,630 --> 02:20:27,860
你们愿不愿意吧

3304
02:20:30,270 --> 02:20:34,900
谢谢小识字的喵娘主播

3305
02:20:34,900 --> 02:20:36,640
把验人的头染成粉的

3306
02:20:36,640 --> 02:20:39,520
为什么

3307
02:20:43,799 --> 02:20:46,169
这个粉头发现在不兴染啊

3308
02:20:49,020 --> 02:20:51,080
适合出点收费课程

3309
02:20:51,080 --> 02:20:53,180
我这些都是自己玩还行

3310
02:20:53,180 --> 02:20:54,689
但是学艺不精的

3311
02:20:54,689 --> 02:20:57,569
我现在的水平最多也就是美甲店学徒的水平

3312
02:20:57,569 --> 02:20:59,119
因为我手不稳

3313
02:20:59,580 --> 02:21:01,730
而且我不喜欢推死皮

3314
02:21:01,730 --> 02:21:05,580
因为我觉得死皮剪的太干净的话容易感染

3315
02:21:05,580 --> 02:21:09,300
所以我做不了那种比较贵的法式美甲

3316
02:21:09,300 --> 02:21:10,710
法式美甲是个什么定位

3317
02:21:10,710 --> 02:21:12,350
就像是法庭和法餐

3318
02:21:12,350 --> 02:21:14,750
在餐饮界跟甜品界的地位一样

3319
02:21:14,750 --> 02:21:15,590
不知道什么东西

3320
02:21:15,590 --> 02:21:17,989
为什么扎了法师就会这么贵

3321
02:21:17,989 --> 02:21:19,549
重的很奇怪很奇怪

3322
02:21:19,549 --> 02:21:20,899
但是不好说

3323
02:21:20,899 --> 02:21:22,230
有点不太好讲

3324
02:21:22,230 --> 02:21:26,270
总之就是法式美甲那种特别极端的

3325
02:21:26,270 --> 02:21:28,790
拿个小沙漏人去死皮的理念

3326
02:21:28,790 --> 02:21:30,150
我不太认同啊

3327
02:21:30,150 --> 02:21:32,070
我还是比较喜欢自然的

3328
02:21:32,070 --> 02:21:34,170
但自然的话就会出现一个问题

3329
02:21:34,170 --> 02:21:37,240
那个美甲的指甲油有点挂不住

3330
02:21:37,360 --> 02:21:38,140
挂不住

3331
02:21:38,140 --> 02:21:41,290
指甲就会比那种死皮推的特别干净的

3332
02:21:41,290 --> 02:21:42,850
要掉的快得多

3333
02:21:42,850 --> 02:21:44,410
所以只能自己做着玩

3334
02:21:44,410 --> 02:21:46,750
因为你一个美甲店给人家做指甲

3335
02:21:46,750 --> 02:21:48,250
假如说掉的嫩快的话

3336
02:21:48,250 --> 02:21:49,640
你会挨骂的

3337
02:21:51,390 --> 02:21:52,830
接下来什么肥猫

3338
02:21:52,830 --> 02:21:55,110
今天说的你好像都不够这点电费

3339
02:21:55,110 --> 02:21:57,350
那你给主播交个电费是吧

3340
02:21:57,350 --> 02:21:58,280
什么主播

3341
02:21:58,280 --> 02:21:59,900
我跟你要是光头不能染

3342
02:21:59,900 --> 02:22:01,220
老才不是光头呢

3343
02:22:01,220 --> 02:22:03,840
你得拉着我小孩子

3344
02:22:03,840 --> 02:22:05,880
第二天打招呼说哎呀米诺

3345
02:22:07,619 --> 02:22:11,219
我不会跟小孩子讲动物园的人

3346
02:22:11,219 --> 02:22:14,330
我自己家里面也有表弟

3347
02:22:14,330 --> 02:22:15,650
也有小孩子

3348
02:22:15,650 --> 02:22:16,850
也有表弟的

3349
02:22:16,850 --> 02:22:20,019
那小孩子从来我也不跟他讲这些啊

3350
02:22:20,240 --> 02:22:22,460
讲这些也太变态了

3351
02:22:22,460 --> 02:22:23,900
这什么来来来

3352
02:22:23,900 --> 02:22:25,670
过来过来跟姐姐学画

3353
02:22:25,670 --> 02:22:27,520
姐姐怎么啦

3354
02:22:27,520 --> 02:22:29,260
你要带我玩什么呀

3355
02:22:29,260 --> 02:22:32,720
我说今天我们给你开一个动物园课程

3356
02:22:32,720 --> 02:22:34,280
这个跟我读

3357
02:22:34,280 --> 02:22:36,920
哎呀米诺啊

3358
02:22:37,060 --> 02:22:38,770
跟我们小孩子说

3359
02:22:38,770 --> 02:22:40,060
这是什么意思啊

3360
02:22:40,060 --> 02:22:42,060
姐姐我说你不用管

3361
02:22:42,060 --> 02:22:43,320
你读就行了

3362
02:22:43,320 --> 02:22:45,300
这也太变态了吧

3363
02:22:45,300 --> 02:22:46,410
欢迎梁秀

3364
02:22:46,410 --> 02:22:48,650
欢迎460看一眼

3365
02:22:51,090 --> 02:22:54,500
姐姐给你看好看的好下播

3366
02:22:57,100 --> 02:22:58,599
拜拜喵

3367
02:23:00,220 --> 02:23:05,000
♪ 啊啊啊 ♪

3368
02:23:14,640 --> 02:23:19,660
♪ 啊啊啊啊 ♪

3369
02:23:20,800 --> 02:23:25,490
♪ 我要怎么去形容怎么说 ♪

3370
02:23:25,490 --> 02:23:28,550
谢谢汤圆和咩咩子

3371
02:23:28,550 --> 02:23:29,510
米兰诗

3372
02:23:29,510 --> 02:23:32,590
谢谢橘猫和4027的舰长

3373
02:23:32,590 --> 02:23:34,150
谢谢大家的喵娘

3374
02:23:34,150 --> 02:23:34,690
这个好耶

3375
02:23:34,690 --> 02:23:37,300
小花灯牌干杯

3376
02:23:37,640 --> 02:23:41,140
谢谢克拉玛这样的一个等风来

3377
02:23:41,140 --> 02:23:42,520
八个踏青日记

3378
02:23:42,520 --> 02:23:44,170
还有一个燕归

3379
02:23:44,170 --> 02:23:48,230
谢谢小开关的等风来等风来

3380
02:23:48,230 --> 02:23:51,080
谢谢超然的两本踏青日记

3381
02:23:51,080 --> 02:23:54,580
谢谢小开关的三个

3382
02:23:54,580 --> 02:23:56,869
等会来两本日记念

3383
02:23:57,929 --> 02:23:58,930
谢谢

3384
02:24:00,230 --> 02:24:02,710
那是紫月后的

3385
02:24:02,710 --> 02:24:03,860
你还敢动

3386
02:24:03,860 --> 02:24:05,720
♪ 我摸着你的轮廓 ♪

3387
02:24:05,720 --> 02:24:06,860
♪ 光落寞的恶魔 ♪

3388
02:24:06,860 --> 02:24:08,300
♪ 有你的眼神烧灼 ♪

3389
02:24:08,300 --> 02:24:10,820
♪ 我在黑夜里仔细的摸索 ♪

3390
02:24:10,820 --> 02:24:13,220
♪ 都得像个孩子一样的笨拙 ♪

3391
02:24:13,220 --> 02:24:14,870
♪ 和你保持沉默 ♪

3392
02:24:14,870 --> 02:24:17,000
♪ 离开我 ♪

3393
02:24:17,000 --> 02:24:19,700
♪ 我看着利落的孤单最难 ♪

3394
02:24:19,700 --> 02:24:22,580
♪ 否则一点全新的那满地的惆怅 ♪

3395
02:24:22,580 --> 02:24:26,580
♪ 像我们的旧歌回来着沼泽 ♪

3396
02:24:26,580 --> 02:24:29,280
♪ 另外一辆飞舞着飘断手脚 ♪

3397
02:24:29,280 --> 02:24:30,060
♪ 无声指的 ♪

3398
02:24:30,060 --> 02:24:33,400
♪ 恨不得有一张可走射苦涩心 ♪

3399
02:24:33,400 --> 02:24:35,740
♪ 刀客被拉扯了 ♪

3400
02:24:35,750 --> 02:24:38,020
♪ 寻找看风 ♪

3401
02:24:38,020 --> 02:24:40,930
♪ 夏天风吹平川啊 ♪

3402
02:24:40,930 --> 02:24:44,550
♪ 搁浅的飞翔在半夜 ♪

3403
02:24:44,550 --> 02:24:46,720
♪ 我不力声线 ♪

3404
02:24:46,720 --> 02:24:49,210
♪ 看不见听不见 ♪

3405
02:24:49,210 --> 02:24:56,400
♪ 一转眼可见他们现在被循着你画的线 ♪

3406
02:24:56,400 --> 02:25:01,370
♪ 爱就像短暂的白日烟火 ♪

3407
02:25:01,370 --> 02:25:09,980
♪ 一个转眼就错过你背过身边又看不清你的声音 ♪

3408
02:25:09,980 --> 02:25:14,600
♪ 面膜一句话都没有说 ♪

3409
02:25:15,420 --> 02:25:18,080
我在人群中美丽的角落

3410
02:25:18,080 --> 02:25:20,040
我在繁华散尽转动的心

3411
02:25:24,220 --> 02:25:27,700
小说我在黑夜里仔细的摸索

3412
02:25:27,700 --> 02:25:30,040
都在像个孩子一样的笨拙

3413
02:25:30,040 --> 02:25:30,880
♪ 和你抱歉 ♪

3414
02:25:30,880 --> 02:25:33,060
什么你追我

3415
02:25:33,060 --> 02:25:36,540
我看着美貌的哭的存在

3416
02:25:36,540 --> 02:25:37,940
♪ 破碎里的专辑 ♪

3417
02:25:37,940 --> 02:25:42,700
♪ 我们一个纠缠我们的福宝成长好长 ♪

3418
02:25:42,760 --> 02:25:46,540
♪ 轻快的反舞者跳着小跳无声 ♪

3419
02:25:46,540 --> 02:25:49,120
直到韩国的有一句口头禅

3420
02:25:54,720 --> 02:25:58,380
♪ 啊啊啊啊啊 ♪

3421
02:26:07,500 --> 02:26:09,200
拜拜喵拜拜

3422
02:26:09,200 --> 02:26:11,240
音乐人

3423
02:26:14,500 --> 02:26:16,600
拜拜拜拜拜拜拜拜