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keep me down so goes that you go

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i keep your moves through the night

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gonna go go again gonna get into again

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啊

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he told me that he said to go so he said no more

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those they look at all and i said i could them

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although a secret that's a mission in my cassander

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he told me that i can't get and i eat the sister

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it's a C e so no

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you got it

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again

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喂喂嗯

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先给大家看一下这个这个这个

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迟到了2分钟是因为2分钟之前

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厂家刚给我出了那个对色的徽章稿子

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然后我们可能

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呃

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工坊上的第一件商品就是这个徽章啊

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等下人多一点给大家讲一下

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哦

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试验一下哦看看能卖多少

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哈哈哈呃

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主要是那天的那个

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10月份的那个

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见长礼物的收集有问题啊

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很多人都没有天

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天写的人特别少

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虽然我发了好多次但是感觉

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天的人数特别的不正常啊

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嗯

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怎么突然开工坊了

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呃之前就在筹备着要开这个

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注意

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初见

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可爱喜欢

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哦谢谢星之珠的店长真破费啊

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还没开门呢就上镜啊

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店

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好的你

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阿里拉多

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谢谢星之中的见长念

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太破费了感谢支持

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我的大母鸡呢

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啊

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大母鸡呢

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哎

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哦

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大母鸡

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哇

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bye bye bye bye

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bye

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又复活了

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不是不是昨天是意外情况

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不是就复活出击一次

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是昨天昨天主播魔法7了

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前天心有所改啊觉得应该直播

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然后昨天昨天果然下播了之后

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然后就发现身体出了一点问题

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啊主播弹幕机呢

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啊

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主播切歌弹幕了

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怎么回事啊主播弹幕机呢

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哎

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坏了

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哈哈哈

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这下把大家一起切割掉了

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这这怎么回事啊

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嗯

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欢迎季老师

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早

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早播啦

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对对对对复活之后的第一次早播呢

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天怎么样

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哎呀好怪啊

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为啥他就这样了呀

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看不到了

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你按a l t加F4试试

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你别骗我阿星

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哈哈哈

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我知道会直接把直播间都关掉了

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这下不是主播切割弹幕了

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这下是大家把主播全切割掉了

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我们我们凑合凑合看看吧

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哎

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为了复活自己是把dump给干了

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一命换一命啊

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你看最近普利斯顿没来

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主播把审批杀了

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复活了自己

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哈哈哈

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我看看我看一下我看一下

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不行的话

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咱们就贴我自己看的这个版本吧哦

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实在不行

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咱们就贴我自己看的这个版本哦

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早上好背景不错

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我也觉得啊这个应该不会撞啊

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因为什么

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因为我发现

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我看这个背景的时候只有三个人买了

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全v区现在同时开播的主播应该有个

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千八百人吧

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就三个主播

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买了这个背景的话应该是撞不了的

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但是不得不说怎么说呢

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不得不说这个这个潜在老头这个问题

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你们看一下

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我们直播间只有一个人会有这个标啊

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这个金标

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不知道他的主入场合是什么样的

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但是稳定有这个金标的这一个

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你看你看

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我们放大点

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嗯

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我们放大点

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哈哈哈

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看鸡老师啊看鸡老师

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鸡老师能看到这个呃

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然后就是你们你们可能会头晕啊

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因为这个是跟着我本人的一些

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呃观看的习惯来的

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所以说

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可能会忽然一下子夸啦夸啦的往上滑

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然后一下子夸啦夸啦的往下滑呀

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别头晕啊不要头晕啊

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初见可爱喜欢单推

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呀

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早上好各位

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还有还有

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金标干啥的

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就大家骂的那个标注高用户

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说白了就是打米老头啊

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谁进你的直播间

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谁可能心情好给你打米

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给你随手上个见着

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然后他就在你的大拇指里面

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被标注为高浅用户

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那个名字就是金的渐变的金色飘屏啊

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非常珍贵你

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谢谢星之珠的舰长

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hello谢谢谢谢

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早上好星之珠

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早上好天津

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早上好韭菜可乐麻酱

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早上好东方正

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另讲中医

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早上好紫英

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嗯

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早上好爱笑

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早上好460黑糖猫

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早上好金柔兰

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我还有我还有

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找找找你

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现在你们点赞我也能看到了

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但这个一般是会放在最下边那一块的

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哦对潜在的爆米老头啊

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你未来直播间的榜一的榜一老头

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白字的时间开始在你直播间

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那个名字就是金色的

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好久没有把大母鸡拉这么长了

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不太不太适应啊

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有点小不适应

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大家有没有想我啊哎呦

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昨天本来是想来的

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本来是想来的但是魔法器睡了一大天

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基本都是

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前天下播了没到俩小时就开始不舒服

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开始心情不好

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但是我为什么要心情不好呢对吧

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我为什么心情不好我播的挺开心的

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然后我直播也也没有什么问题啊

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大家也都来了人也不少

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跟我聊天的人也不少哦

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这个这个这个我播的也不错

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但是我就是莫名其妙的心情不好

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我又想吃东西想吃高糖分的那种

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看到冰箱里路过冰淇淋也想吃

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路过松鼠也想啃一口

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然后我就感觉好像不太对劲呀

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果然就是

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哈啊一群KTV唱机东西到底贵的city c

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我请你最牛逼帮我拼存最好的OK龟

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KTV别浪OK东西

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求人生干嘛等苹果是高价危机

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你的宇宙中有点小

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好啦

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哦哦行行行

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终于好了

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我刚才能听好多

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我能看到你们讲话但是我我那什么

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我回不来

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回来了

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谢谢韭菜的爱心啊感谢支持后的你啊

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应该都复活吧我的爱猫

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哈哈哈

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什么

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好像我的爱玛呀这种宣言

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开电动车了

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谢谢韭菜的爱心

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感谢支持

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欢迎大妮

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谢谢珍惜

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姐妹们拜叔叔真的有用

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感觉打游戏跟拜

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叔叔之间还得双管齐下

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现在这个这边的玉值越来越高了

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堂堂复活喵

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大家早我刚才说到哪卡了呀

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刚刚说到哪卡了

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大家喜爱鲜花的小花

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感谢支持

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我刚才说到哪了哦

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我们是不是说到那个什么

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我刚才本来跟大家说了一下

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我那个身体状况的原因

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好像说到刚开始讲话吧

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刚开始讲就开了因为没弹幕啊

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我自己编了3分多钟的那个那个话

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我一看怎么一条弹幕都没有啊

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我一想这真是真是什么真是真是

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这个这个困在浅塌了

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有一种2021年11月份的美感啊

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呃你还是出去了吗

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收到了刚来就卡了

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哈哈哈

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这么夸张啊

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谢谢韭菜的爱心呢

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爱心审核了那么久

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看到了看到了

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最近这两天审核的久是很正常的啊

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嗯

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我再跟大家说一遍吧

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就是我觉得这个女生的魔法

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其真的就像是什么

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就像是这个这个

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学生的期中考试一样

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你只有期中考试之前突击两天啊

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24小时戏女愿一生吃素

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抱那个大佛佛脚

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之后这个天天突击看提纲

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是考不出好成绩的

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我这边身体就是这样的

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假如说我在魔法器之前累计的这30天

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我作息规律健健康康白白胖胖

245
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然后碳水也吃蔬菜也吃肉类也吃

246
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维生素也不缺

247
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什么都好好吃饭

248
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然后睡觉也不颠三倒四的

249
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也不太吃冰的东西也不淋雨

250
00:11:12,133 --> 00:11:14,533
这个不会穿湿袜子湿鞋

251
00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:16,733
吹头发之类的东西

252
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然后魔法器就不会有什么事

253
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但我上个月的话就是

254
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睡觉颠三倒四啊蔬菜一口不吃

255
00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:27,966
哎再加上特别喜欢喝冰水提神呢

256
00:11:27,966 --> 00:11:30,399
所以这个月就比较严重了

257
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哈哈哈哈

258
00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:34,166
这个月就有点太严重了

259
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谢谢狗狗显卡的星月

260
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盲盒的星河入梦呢

261
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感谢支持

262
00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:40,999
这又是啥盲盒呀

263
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哎这个盲盒是

264
00:11:44,133 --> 00:11:46,999
多少圆子的人这是赚了吧

265
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这是不是赚了

266
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狗狗显卡

267
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哦

268
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这现在想要一只小胖狗的好运

269
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盲盒的锦鲤和四叶草

270
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感谢支持

271
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嗯

272
00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:58,400
这是赚的还是亏的

273
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这是多少圆子的

274
00:12:01,166 --> 00:12:02,066
这牛啊

275
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百分之几的概率吧我觉得应该是

276
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应该百分之几的概率啊

277
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你是我是你爹

278
00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:15,499
上课溜了溜了拜拜喵拜拜喵

279
00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:18,400
怎么说就是这么说的怎么说

280
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谢谢饭团的心愿盲盒的心里愿

281
00:12:21,666 --> 00:12:22,899
你看我就记得吧

282
00:12:22,900 --> 00:12:25,466
我记得这个东西他是赚了的

283
00:12:25,466 --> 00:12:26,999
是5块钱一个吧

284
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内测盒子吗

285
00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:29,500
之前就有吧

286
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哦我停播之前就有了

287
00:12:33,366 --> 00:12:36,499
应该是上个月月末的那个时候

288
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我也没有哈哈哈

289
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要不更新一下b站吧

290
00:12:39,866 --> 00:12:41,933
感觉这东西确实是不太智能啊

291
00:12:41,933 --> 00:12:43,466
要不就更新一下b站

292
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:49,333
肥猫这么温柔一定有小男友吧

293
00:12:49,733 --> 00:12:52,699
拉倒吧真的真的我跟你们说啊

294
00:12:52,733 --> 00:12:55,666
你们以后要是交往了这个女生的话

295
00:12:55,666 --> 00:12:56,933
其实我感觉

296
00:12:57,166 --> 00:13:01,199
很多的时候假如他魔法7比较不舒服

297
00:13:02,066 --> 00:13:03,866
你能对他做的最好

298
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:07,399
的事情就是不要吵他不要惹他生气

299
00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:08,700
不要让他做一些

300
00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:11,066
特别特别需要脑子的事情

301
00:13:11,066 --> 00:13:12,733
你叫他之后再做

302
00:13:12,733 --> 00:13:14,866
然后你就让他睡觉就完事了

303
00:13:14,866 --> 00:13:15,966
就让他睡吧

304
00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:18,866
因为实际上吧

305
00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:22,899
这个东西无论是你去搞什么这个这个

306
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,733
在日历上的画圈啊

307
00:13:24,733 --> 00:13:26,666
记得宝宝哪一天生理期

308
00:13:26,666 --> 00:13:28,566
然后提醒他吃药啊什么的

309
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:31,066
这些都是一种情绪价值

310
00:13:31,066 --> 00:13:32,366
但是这种情绪价值

311
00:13:32,366 --> 00:13:35,099
不能实际上的缓解他的疼痛啊

312
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:38,133
什么红糖水啊之类的都没有用

313
00:13:38,166 --> 00:13:39,266
真的都没有用

314
00:13:39,266 --> 00:13:40,399
有的时候就是

315
00:13:41,133 --> 00:13:43,599
哎他还是更希望自己呆着

316
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:44,900
然后自己去睡一觉

317
00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:48,200
好吧什么懒沟不是懒沟了

318
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,066
哎呀学到了

319
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别别学我啊

320
00:13:51,133 --> 00:13:53,266
但是我的话我要是交往想念的话

321
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:54,766
我应该是会希望对方

322
00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:56,966
不要作妖不要打扰老子

323
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:59,166
不要睡觉睡到一半拍起来

324
00:13:59,166 --> 00:14:01,299
让我喝什么红糖汤圆啊

325
00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:03,700
最好最好最好是不要加姜的

326
00:14:03,766 --> 00:14:06,166
不要这样子对我我好不容易睡醒的

327
00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:07,366
哈哈哈

328
00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:09,200
哎呀

329
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:12,733
你说花了半个小时翻来覆去的睡着了

330
00:14:12,733 --> 00:14:15,466
结果你一下拍醒了你给我煮红糖水

331
00:14:15,466 --> 00:14:17,866
我真的会把这碗红糖水狠狠的

332
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:19,699
放在床头跪下

333
00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:21,133
但我又不能跟你生气对吧

334
00:14:21,133 --> 00:14:22,499
因为你想照顾我

335
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:24,666
其实睡觉才最有用的嗯

336
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:29,133
绝育了是不是就不会有生理期

337
00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:33,300
啊理论上说是的但实际上那个什么

338
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,566
那个小小什么

339
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,300
小猫小狗是会有生理期的你们知道吗

340
00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:41,100
家里边的那个宠物

341
00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:44,266
有的小狗女孩子小狗

342
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,133
他有的时候生理期

343
00:14:46,133 --> 00:14:49,733
走在路上他会有一点点血滴到地板上

344
00:14:49,866 --> 00:14:53,299
对所以说会有那种狗狗专用的那种

345
00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:56,800
生理袋子在他生理期的时候给他带着

346
00:14:56,900 --> 00:14:58,933
这好像是一种冷知识啊

347
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:01,966
好你尾巴起来让你喝热水

348
00:15:01,966 --> 00:15:04,466
那我估计你应该是见不到明天太阳

349
00:15:05,266 --> 00:15:08,199
看过大海亲吻鲨鱼

350
00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:11,499
看过黄昏追逐

351
00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:13,166
真的你们问号啥呀

352
00:15:13,166 --> 00:15:15,266
你们不会都不知道这是吧

353
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,100
用手播是吧

354
00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:20,100
忘记改标题了哎不想改了懒得改了

355
00:15:20,466 --> 00:15:21,266
哈哈哈

356
00:15:22,466 --> 00:15:24,399
非要改这个标题干嘛呢

357
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,866
首播不首播的大家不也都认识我

358
00:15:26,866 --> 00:15:29,333
多了解我都知道我就行了呗

359
00:15:29,366 --> 00:15:32,566
然后现在人上来一点了看看看看

360
00:15:32,566 --> 00:15:33,366
嗯

361
00:15:34,366 --> 00:15:35,499
来给大家看一下

362
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:36,866
就是我们工坊

363
00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:40,100
可能上到的第一件纯商品啊

364
00:15:40,266 --> 00:15:42,333
这个东西的机制我介绍一下

365
00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:43,866
因为10月份的那个时候

366
00:15:43,866 --> 00:15:46,499
那个问卷实在没办法补发了

367
00:15:46,566 --> 00:15:47,899
太麻烦了

368
00:15:47,933 --> 00:15:48,799
不是太麻烦

369
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,900
是我分不出来谁是10月份

370
00:15:51,366 --> 00:15:52,799
当月首开舰长

371
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:55,666
谁是之前上了舰长之后续到10月份的

372
00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:56,166
这个

373
00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:59,099
目前我找了很多人去研究这个问题

374
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:00,100
都没有办法

375
00:16:00,166 --> 00:16:02,599
精准的把这个问卷发到每一位

376
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:06,566
10月份无论是当月首开还是还是后面

377
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,733
就是前面开到现在的这种

378
00:16:08,733 --> 00:16:10,733
这种很难分辨这个东西啊

379
00:16:10,933 --> 00:16:11,733
不好查的

380
00:16:11,733 --> 00:16:14,599
因为不是只有当月上舰才能查到

381
00:16:14,666 --> 00:16:15,066
比如说

382
00:16:15,066 --> 00:16:17,799
有人在2021年给我开了12个月的舰长

383
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:20,066
那我怎么在10月份当个月的上舰记录

384
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,133
查到这个东西

385
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:22,333
查不到

386
00:16:23,333 --> 00:16:24,766
找不到这个东西啊

387
00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:28,866
所以说这是我们10月份的见长礼物

388
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:29,866
同时呢

389
00:16:29,866 --> 00:16:34,399
也会是工坊上的第一件原创商品啊

390
00:16:35,766 --> 00:16:40,733
是仿发廊材质的13色金属徽章

391
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:41,700
对

392
00:16:42,766 --> 00:16:44,466
我见长都到6月了

393
00:16:44,466 --> 00:16:46,566
然后如果大家可以出示

394
00:16:46,566 --> 00:16:49,333
10月份的时候的上见证明

395
00:16:49,333 --> 00:16:50,399
或者说是

396
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:57,900
就是能出示10月份当月你在舰长

397
00:16:57,900 --> 00:16:59,966
你是舰长的这个证明的话

398
00:17:00,133 --> 00:17:02,866
呃到时候私信发送给后勤

399
00:17:03,133 --> 00:17:07,766
会有额外的一个连接0.1元的连接

400
00:17:07,766 --> 00:17:11,499
然后你拍下我就直接发货发给你

401
00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:13,800
如果你无法出示这个证明的话

402
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:20,133
这款徽章的定价会在68元或者78元啊

403
00:17:20,133 --> 00:17:22,699
如果没有后续的一些问题的话

404
00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:24,866
可能是68或78

405
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,366
呃假如说工艺有升级的话

406
00:17:27,366 --> 00:17:29,066
可能会升到88呀

407
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:32,800
因为本来是打算用那个烤漆材质的

408
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:37,200
但是后面还是用了定价贵一半的

409
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:40,100
就是比烤漆贵了一半的这个仿发廊

410
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:42,800
所以他的这个成本也会上来了

411
00:17:42,866 --> 00:17:45,099
可能会比68要贵一些

412
00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:49,200
本来是预定是68的那个情况的嗯

413
00:17:51,266 --> 00:17:52,733
今年的10月份啊

414
00:17:52,733 --> 00:17:53,599
去年的10月份

415
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:57,733
对对对如果去年的10月份你能证明呃

416
00:17:57,733 --> 00:18:01,533
你在无论是你的上建截图还是说你

417
00:18:01,533 --> 00:18:02,466
假如说你

418
00:18:02,566 --> 00:18:04,966
去年的3月份给我上了12个月的建章

419
00:18:04,966 --> 00:18:07,666
你把这个出示出来就可以了

420
00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:08,500
嗯

421
00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:12,100
主播老b b了怎么就新b了

422
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:14,533
那叫b什么老b b

423
00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:17,966
那叫老b啊

424
00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:20,399
什么肥猫跟你讲个悲伤的事情

425
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,966
你讲你讲啊

426
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,766
然后这个是限量100枚的

427
00:18:27,766 --> 00:18:28,866
呃虽然好像

428
00:18:28,866 --> 00:18:31,533
限不限量也没有什么太大的作用啊

429
00:18:32,133 --> 00:18:37,066
把那个为什么不是13868低价出售上天

430
00:18:37,066 --> 00:18:40,466
截图人跟ID要一致的

431
00:18:40,466 --> 00:18:41,866
主播又不是傻子

432
00:18:41,866 --> 00:18:43,333
人工审核好吧

433
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:44,766
人工审核的

434
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,266
哈哈哈

435
00:18:46,533 --> 00:18:49,066
还有就是我们的这个

436
00:18:49,066 --> 00:18:52,299
如果你收到的见长礼物有任何的疑惑

437
00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:54,500
包括11月份最近的流沙麻将

438
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:55,800
有任何的问题

439
00:18:55,933 --> 00:19:00,766
希望你可以联系群内的绿帽管理员

440
00:19:00,866 --> 00:19:02,599
他的胎头是后勤

441
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,333
然后你可以私信发送给他你的问题

442
00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,133
然后不要直接发送给他

443
00:19:08,133 --> 00:19:09,333
你的新的收货地址

444
00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:11,499
他会给你发送一个连问卷连

445
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:13,500
接你把它写在问卷连接里

446
00:19:13,566 --> 00:19:16,199
嗯包p图可小刀

447
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:20,266
学电脑就是为了让你拿着干这个的吗

448
00:19:20,266 --> 00:19:21,133
啊

449
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,800
我们直播间铁血熟人社会啊

450
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,300
这主播肯定是熟悉的

451
00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:28,900
谁10月份上过剑谁10月份没上过剑

452
00:19:29,133 --> 00:19:30,133
啊好吧

453
00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:33,500
what you do now every other day i've been watching you oh

454
00:19:34,666 --> 00:19:35,466
oh

455
00:19:36,266 --> 00:19:38,499
反正无论是什么样的那什么

456
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:39,566
不要联系群主啊

457
00:19:39,566 --> 00:19:42,266
群主没有时间群主没时间你

458
00:19:43,966 --> 00:19:46,299
群主的空余时间不多

459
00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:49,300
对不是狗狗显卡老师我不放心

460
00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:50,566
哈哈哈

461
00:19:50,933 --> 00:19:53,599
你让狗狗显卡老师给群友一人劈

462
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:54,533
一张是吧

463
00:19:54,533 --> 00:19:57,166
啊燕子上次不是哭着毕业了吗

464
00:19:57,166 --> 00:19:58,333
别在这毕业了

465
00:19:58,333 --> 00:20:00,299
主播明天把毕业设计成群

466
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,533
什么不是什么群

467
00:20:01,766 --> 00:20:03,299
弹幕屏蔽词啊

468
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:05,000
没毕业呢别着急

469
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,366
严重一下证明不了

470
00:20:09,366 --> 00:20:11,499
去年10月我在传第一个就是

471
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:12,566
你可能出示

472
00:20:12,566 --> 00:20:14,099
你可以出示那个什么

473
00:20:14,333 --> 00:20:15,466
你可以出示

474
00:20:15,733 --> 00:20:19,399
10月份当月的购买见长的记录

475
00:20:19,533 --> 00:20:21,766
也可以是你

476
00:20:21,966 --> 00:20:22,966
之前购买

477
00:20:22,966 --> 00:20:26,266
一次性购买多个月见长的记录啊

478
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,066
因为之前的那个购买

479
00:20:28,066 --> 00:20:30,099
见长的记录也会带有月份的

480
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:30,966
稍微加一下

481
00:20:30,966 --> 00:20:33,199
按照金额稍微加一下就可以了

482
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,100
欢迎温斯特凡欢迎新上海人

483
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:40,966
我好像只有10月上过见是的没

484
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:44,533
不是吧饭团我记得好像是11月来的

485
00:20:44,533 --> 00:20:45,899
还是12月来的

486
00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:47,366
我记得你来的时候

487
00:20:47,366 --> 00:20:49,499
我们直播间背景是圣诞的

488
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:52,466
然后你给我开圣诞盲盒哐哐狂跪

489
00:20:52,566 --> 00:20:53,366
哈哈

490
00:20:53,866 --> 00:20:54,466
哈

491
00:20:54,466 --> 00:20:59,099
对吧那舰长到期短信可以吗

492
00:20:59,366 --> 00:21:01,566
舰长到期短信也可以啊

493
00:21:01,566 --> 00:21:04,666
那11月份收到的舰长到期短信可以

494
00:21:05,666 --> 00:21:07,666
嗯那不是12月吗

495
00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:08,466
嗯

496
00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:10,899
我应该没掉过舰

497
00:21:11,700 --> 00:21:12,766
那就看一下呗

498
00:21:12,766 --> 00:21:15,966
反正大家想想什么办法证明一下都行

499
00:21:15,966 --> 00:21:16,599
反正我们是

500
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:17,766
人工审核呀

501
00:21:17,766 --> 00:21:21,266
哦到时候就可以就可以那个什么了

502
00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:23,533
如果比较喜欢这个的

503
00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:26,133
哎我还想问一下大家可不可爱啊

504
00:21:27,266 --> 00:21:30,699
当时设计的时候啊做了好多种颜色

505
00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:33,266
但是那个厂家跟我说说

506
00:21:33,366 --> 00:21:35,866
他们是从现成的色板上取色的

507
00:21:35,866 --> 00:21:37,933
就没有办法完全还原

508
00:21:38,066 --> 00:21:40,133
而且是按颜色算钱的啊

509
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:42,099
你这个徽章颜色越多

510
00:21:42,166 --> 00:21:45,366
然后他要的那个金额造价就越高

511
00:21:45,366 --> 00:21:47,066
结果我像个二愣子一样

512
00:21:47,066 --> 00:21:48,799
设计了13种颜色上

513
00:21:50,900 --> 00:21:52,533
把厂家都搞傻了

514
00:21:52,533 --> 00:21:53,099
你知道吧

515
00:21:53,100 --> 00:21:56,100
厂家说一般你这种徽章好像

516
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:57,533
6种颜色就够了

517
00:21:57,533 --> 00:22:00,733
你整个13种颜色这报价会很难看的

518
00:22:00,733 --> 00:22:02,733
我说哎哎颜色算钱啊

519
00:22:02,733 --> 00:22:04,199
说哎要不然呢

520
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:08,266
我当时找那个什么

521
00:22:08,266 --> 00:22:10,766
你知道我当时找那个画师我还跟他说

522
00:22:10,766 --> 00:22:14,066
我说能不能给我多层次点哎呦

523
00:22:15,733 --> 00:22:17,499
去年10月再传就可以吗

524
00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:20,700
不是去年11月1号仍然在传的话可以

525
00:22:20,700 --> 00:22:24,266
嗯因为10月1号开始的那一期

526
00:22:24,266 --> 00:22:25,533
不是那什么吗

527
00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:28,066
10月1号开始的那一期

528
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,266
呃舰长是11月1号掉

529
00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:33,066
所以你要是11月1号再传就可以

530
00:22:33,066 --> 00:22:34,466
嗯百赖

531
00:22:34,466 --> 00:22:37,466
我只能看今年1月份到现在的记录

532
00:22:38,066 --> 00:22:41,899
呃或者是你们报ID啊报自己的ID也行

533
00:22:41,900 --> 00:22:44,133
带自己b站主页截图报ID

534
00:22:44,133 --> 00:22:46,166
然后主播这边看看

535
00:22:46,166 --> 00:22:46,966
如果

536
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:48,466
时间时间

537
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:50,900
时间可以的话我可以手查一下

538
00:22:50,900 --> 00:22:53,766
因为谁给我上了很多个月的见长

539
00:22:53,766 --> 00:22:56,266
我其实还是模模糊糊有印象的

540
00:22:56,266 --> 00:22:58,566
错判的概率不是特别大

541
00:22:58,566 --> 00:23:01,266
但这样工作量就有点太大了

542
00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:03,866
这上面怎么只有一只瘦猫

543
00:23:03,866 --> 00:23:06,066
哇这明明挺肥的呀

544
00:23:06,066 --> 00:23:07,499
哪里瘦了

545
00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:08,966
怎么

546
00:23:08,966 --> 00:23:10,266
挺圆的吗

547
00:23:15,466 --> 00:23:17,299
老师第一次设计的时候

548
00:23:17,300 --> 00:23:18,766
设计的比这个瘦多了

549
00:23:18,766 --> 00:23:21,699
我说老师不行我要胖胖的就那个圆圆

550
00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:24,266
乎乎的圆的圆的

551
00:23:24,566 --> 00:23:25,933
咕噜咕噜的那种

552
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,333
老是说啊还宽啊

553
00:23:28,333 --> 00:23:30,499
你这个徽章中间都没留白了

554
00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:31,600
全被这猫占了

555
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:34,366
我说没事就喜欢这样

556
00:23:34,366 --> 00:23:35,666
哈哈哈

557
00:23:36,133 --> 00:23:37,166
这也没电

558
00:23:37,266 --> 00:23:39,533
连什么连猫都要电啊

559
00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:43,300
别太别太离谱啊

560
00:23:43,300 --> 00:23:46,133
好吧别太离谱连猫都电啊

561
00:23:47,966 --> 00:23:50,333
欢迎良心欢迎安西利亚

562
00:23:50,733 --> 00:23:51,466
那我可以

563
00:23:51,466 --> 00:23:53,299
天啊我来了以后就没掉过船

564
00:23:53,300 --> 00:23:55,133
那你们可以拿陪伴天数

565
00:23:55,133 --> 00:23:56,166
或者什么之类啊

566
00:23:56,166 --> 00:23:58,666
那个不行那个中间掉了还是会累积

567
00:24:00,766 --> 00:24:02,333
肥猫晚上播吗

568
00:24:02,333 --> 00:24:03,733
看我的身体状态啊

569
00:24:03,733 --> 00:24:04,866
现在晚上

570
00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:08,466
和早上基本上两场里面只会有一场呢

571
00:24:08,466 --> 00:24:09,933
不会播太久的

572
00:24:09,933 --> 00:24:12,333
播太久的话不太舒服感觉

573
00:24:12,733 --> 00:24:13,566
我们是今天

574
00:24:13,566 --> 00:24:16,899
就赶上这种身体状况的那个情况了

575
00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:17,700
嗯

576
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:25,366
我们还说3月份想再播一个游戏呢

577
00:24:25,366 --> 00:24:28,333
结果看了一下最近那个什么卧龙是吧

578
00:24:28,333 --> 00:24:30,066
还有那个森林之子

579
00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:33,100
感觉都不是适合主播播的游戏啊

580
00:24:33,100 --> 00:24:35,966
什么时候才能有那种观赏的效果

581
00:24:36,933 --> 00:24:38,099
不是特别差

582
00:24:38,100 --> 00:24:39,533
大家看着也不坐牢

583
00:24:39,533 --> 00:24:41,566
操作难度不高的游戏呢

584
00:24:41,566 --> 00:24:43,333
是不是有点要求太高了

585
00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:47,533
网页也查不了直播消费记录好难呢

586
00:24:48,100 --> 00:24:50,533
谢谢饭团的小蛋糕和

587
00:24:50,566 --> 00:24:52,399
想养小胖狗的幸运星

588
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:53,266
感谢支持啊

589
00:24:53,266 --> 00:24:55,966
你还是玩点简单的比如健身环吧

590
00:24:56,100 --> 00:24:57,300
怎么就垫你这个笔

591
00:24:57,300 --> 00:24:59,300
健身环啊克罗马恰啊

592
00:25:04,366 --> 00:25:06,699
不行啊隐形守护者

593
00:25:06,933 --> 00:25:09,599
那都啥时候了啥时候的事了

594
00:25:11,100 --> 00:25:13,166
而且这个东西吧就

595
00:25:14,066 --> 00:25:15,699
隐形守护者

596
00:25:16,133 --> 00:25:17,199
国籍不对啊

597
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:18,733
虽然主播人在加拿大

598
00:25:18,733 --> 00:25:21,066
但主播是纯纯的中国人啊

599
00:25:21,300 --> 00:25:23,866
你要中国人玩这个隐形守护者

600
00:25:23,933 --> 00:25:26,966
那那不一定有那种节目效果的

601
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:30,766
这玩意你不得看天选国威啊什么什么

602
00:25:33,533 --> 00:25:34,733
这帮人玩吗

603
00:25:34,733 --> 00:25:35,499
只要主播

604
00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:37,733
扣1我就立刻去提1

605
00:25:37,733 --> 00:25:38,533
什么

606
00:25:39,133 --> 00:25:42,466
主播扣1去提但中间没有别的条件的

607
00:25:42,466 --> 00:25:43,166
没有别的条件

608
00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:44,666
没有健身环境条件的

609
00:25:44,666 --> 00:25:46,333
我跟你说啊我扣个1的话

610
00:25:46,700 --> 00:25:49,533
我扣个1你们有没有健身环境条件啊

611
00:25:49,533 --> 00:25:50,966
扣个1啊好吧

612
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:57,066
愿意的话可以啊这个不愿意的话不行

613
00:25:57,066 --> 00:25:58,266
当然有那那都不行

614
00:25:58,266 --> 00:25:59,066
那不行那不行

615
00:25:59,066 --> 00:26:00,999
主播暂时还不是特别

616
00:26:01,566 --> 00:26:02,733
不是特别想玩

617
00:26:03,100 --> 00:26:05,466
b站后台肯定是有记录的

618
00:26:05,466 --> 00:26:07,266
对他后台是有记录的

619
00:26:07,266 --> 00:26:08,799
但是我没办法一个一个查

620
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,900
因为我这边查记录也特别傻

621
00:26:11,266 --> 00:26:12,599
我得切换到当天

622
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:14,400
然后一个一个手划过去

623
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:16,800
而且那个东西连辣条都算

624
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:17,333
就假如说

625
00:26:17,333 --> 00:26:19,399
那天有人给我送了1,000个辣条的话

626
00:26:19,466 --> 00:26:22,399
我的礼物记录就会变成20来页

627
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:25,366
我就得从头开始找挺麻烦的

628
00:26:26,866 --> 00:26:28,199
什么变恶迷

629
00:26:28,733 --> 00:26:29,699
哈哈哈

630
00:26:31,100 --> 00:26:32,533
我不想被你们发现

631
00:26:32,533 --> 00:26:34,999
我是运动杂鱼的那个事情啊

632
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:35,733
你知道吗

633
00:26:35,733 --> 00:26:37,199
真的写个脚本

634
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:40,866
拿脚本来见识还啊科技改变世界啊

635
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:45,666
不过这个东西他不是会会合吗我记得

636
00:26:45,700 --> 00:26:47,600
我记得是可以合的吧

637
00:26:48,100 --> 00:26:50,266
记得佳然第一次玩健身环

638
00:26:50,266 --> 00:26:53,333
是不是就把身高和体重报出来了来着

639
00:26:53,333 --> 00:26:55,366
这是不是有点有点问题啊

640
00:26:55,733 --> 00:26:56,699
什么玩意健身环

641
00:26:56,700 --> 00:26:58,566
我还以为你让我写个脚本

642
00:26:58,666 --> 00:27:00,499
自动代打健身环

643
00:27:00,533 --> 00:27:02,799
我在想现在还有这种高科技的

644
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:03,600
嗯

645
00:27:04,300 --> 00:27:05,533
爱的眼泪辣条

646
00:27:05,533 --> 00:27:07,699
找人写个小本帮你排一下

647
00:27:07,700 --> 00:27:08,600
怎么写呀

648
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:11,966
这个主要是很难很难用哎很难搞

649
00:27:11,966 --> 00:27:14,099
所以还是大家手摇吧

650
00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:15,933
如果大家不手摇的话

651
00:27:15,933 --> 00:27:18,866
主播就把它当个商品上架了呃

652
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:22,966
什么提前录好别人健身环视频

653
00:27:22,966 --> 00:27:24,366
肥猫现场喘就行了

654
00:27:24,366 --> 00:27:25,933
还是搞热水器是吧

655
00:27:26,166 --> 00:27:27,133
搞热水器真不

656
00:27:27,133 --> 00:27:29,099
能吐我操受不了

657
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,333
你们看健身环是为了看啥呀

658
00:27:32,333 --> 00:27:34,933
看主播体力砸鱼然后嘲笑他

659
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:38,500
听主播这个呼气带喘的跑步啊

660
00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:39,300
呃

661
00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:41,099
我也觉得这健身环

662
00:27:41,100 --> 00:27:43,533
基本上如果健身环开加班机的话

663
00:27:43,533 --> 00:27:44,566
主播这一场播完

664
00:27:44,566 --> 00:27:46,466
直接就可以毕业了就不用再播

665
00:27:46,466 --> 00:27:47,766
别的哈哈哈

666
00:27:48,700 --> 00:27:52,166
健身还加加班机的话感觉就会直接

667
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,000
毁灭世界啊

668
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,266
就这种感觉

669
00:27:55,566 --> 00:27:56,933
公房怎么用啊

670
00:27:56,933 --> 00:27:58,799
就直接等我等我

671
00:27:58,800 --> 00:27:59,533
开了之后

672
00:27:59,533 --> 00:28:02,133
你们点开我主页下面会有一个我的公

673
00:28:02,133 --> 00:28:03,499
房那个东西啊

674
00:28:03,733 --> 00:28:06,299
呃有这个东西了之后就可以

675
00:28:06,866 --> 00:28:08,133
可以试试看

676
00:28:08,733 --> 00:28:11,499
就可以上架商品了然后你拍

677
00:28:11,666 --> 00:28:13,199
你往这个里面充钱

678
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:16,333
拍然后我给你发货就大概就是这样的

679
00:28:16,933 --> 00:28:19,366
因为是可以选择发实物的

680
00:28:19,366 --> 00:28:21,866
我知道所以没什么太大的问题呢

681
00:28:24,300 --> 00:28:26,600
我也想手摇但找不到记录

682
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,200
那这个不知道该咋搞呢

683
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:30,466
主播也不知道啊

684
00:28:30,466 --> 00:28:33,533
主播好像也没有找过见着礼物的记录

685
00:28:33,966 --> 00:28:34,999
基本上我好像

686
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,133
从来都没有领过舰长礼物就

687
00:28:37,133 --> 00:28:38,966
自从给人家上了舰长之后

688
00:28:39,133 --> 00:28:42,166
包括可儿啊a呀就什么VR

689
00:28:42,166 --> 00:28:43,766
呀什么a手啊这些

690
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:44,666
舰长礼物

691
00:28:44,666 --> 00:28:47,533
从来都没领过没有发过任何自己的

692
00:28:47,533 --> 00:28:48,699
实物收件地址

693
00:28:48,700 --> 00:28:50,766
除了我的b l a是奖杯之外

694
00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:54,800
唯一一个记录是100天的截图

695
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,733
但那个正好10月到期

696
00:28:58,733 --> 00:29:00,266
那就真没办法了

697
00:29:00,266 --> 00:29:02,866
那就真没办法了拍一个嘛拍一个嘛

698
00:29:02,866 --> 00:29:03,666
嗯

699
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:08,566
我也是体育杂鱼只会游泳啊怎么办啊

700
00:29:08,566 --> 00:29:10,199
这个东西只会游泳哎

701
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:13,666
大家昨天是怎么跟家里面一起过这个

702
00:29:13,933 --> 00:29:14,966
妇女节的

703
00:29:16,333 --> 00:29:18,199
昨天刷QQ空间的时候

704
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,000
感觉到处都是那个什么

705
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,800
到处都是那种标

706
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:25,866
标语是跟就是女孩子应该过妇女节

707
00:29:25,866 --> 00:29:27,599
然后不应该就是被

708
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:30,800
消费主义的女神这个抬头捆绑

709
00:29:31,066 --> 00:29:33,066
然后什么这个是一种

710
00:29:33,566 --> 00:29:36,199
什么光荣的称呼之类的

711
00:29:36,533 --> 00:29:38,499
也没有大家说的什么这个

712
00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:39,766
那个小仙女的吗

713
00:29:39,766 --> 00:29:40,966
因为QQ空间

714
00:29:41,266 --> 00:29:42,133
确实是

715
00:29:42,166 --> 00:29:45,699
现在很多都是小女孩子啊或者说是

716
00:29:45,933 --> 00:29:48,199
呃女大学生在用

717
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,800
好像是女生用的会多一点点

718
00:29:50,866 --> 00:29:51,333
就我

719
00:29:51,333 --> 00:29:52,266
起码我在

720
00:29:52,266 --> 00:29:53,466
动态里看到发疯

721
00:29:53,466 --> 00:29:55,399
的都是我认识的女性朋友

722
00:29:55,966 --> 00:29:58,299
但是昨天就比较比较一致

723
00:29:59,366 --> 00:30:01,299
网页早餐我不知道你

724
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:03,100
谢谢闪闪发光的快乐

725
00:30:03,100 --> 00:30:05,533
小狗的灯牌和魔术笔

726
00:30:05,533 --> 00:30:06,766
感谢支持啊

727
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,966
肥猫自己在家炫泡面

728
00:30:08,966 --> 00:30:10,666
然后偷偷掉小珍珠

729
00:30:10,666 --> 00:30:11,899
没有啊没有啊

730
00:30:11,900 --> 00:30:13,333
我昨天没没过

731
00:30:13,966 --> 00:30:14,766
今天几号呀

732
00:30:14,766 --> 00:30:16,166
啊我还没过呢

733
00:30:16,166 --> 00:30:18,066
你们可以祝我节日快乐

734
00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:18,766
因为什么

735
00:30:18,766 --> 00:30:19,999
因为我这边还没过

736
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,733
这边才9点钟呢

737
00:30:21,900 --> 00:30:22,700
嗯

738
00:30:23,933 --> 00:30:25,133
你还有个300天

739
00:30:25,133 --> 00:30:26,766
截图我去算一算OK

740
00:30:28,100 --> 00:30:29,066
啦

741
00:30:31,933 --> 00:30:32,733
啦

742
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:44,733
啦

743
00:30:45,933 --> 00:30:48,499
正常人看到的动态也是正常人的动态

744
00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:50,066
不过其实我觉得就是

745
00:30:50,066 --> 00:30:53,799
在大多数的社交媒体里面呃

746
00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:57,400
平台自身本身都是会有一些数据啊

747
00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:00,166
推送啊算法啊这种力量在的

748
00:31:00,300 --> 00:31:01,666
比如说我开微博

749
00:31:01,666 --> 00:31:02,333
无论如何

750
00:31:02,333 --> 00:31:03,566
他都能给我推荐到

751
00:31:03,566 --> 00:31:05,499
他想推荐的明星动态

752
00:31:05,700 --> 00:31:08,200
我开小红书本来是去找美工的

753
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,933
但是他老给我推荐一些婆媳呀

754
00:31:10,966 --> 00:31:12,599
什么家长里短啊

755
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:15,533
彩礼啊婚嫁呀这些东西啊

756
00:31:15,533 --> 00:31:18,099
要么就是什么重庆的这个美食店

757
00:31:18,100 --> 00:31:19,333
真的决绝子

758
00:31:19,333 --> 00:31:22,733
什么那个8公斤的什么海鲜柠檬桶

759
00:31:22,733 --> 00:31:24,733
燃烧整个夏天这种东西啊

760
00:31:24,733 --> 00:31:25,566
我也不知道为什么

761
00:31:25,566 --> 00:31:26,366
他们这个

762
00:31:26,666 --> 00:31:29,566
这个东西算法就是这个倾向啊

763
00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:31,866
但是只有QQ空间是我

764
00:31:31,900 --> 00:31:33,866
感觉到的唯一一个

765
00:31:33,933 --> 00:31:36,066
不会有什么算法倾向的

766
00:31:36,066 --> 00:31:38,199
因为里面的用户首先都是活人

767
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:41,166
然后QQ好友是由你自己来筛选的

768
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,900
所以他们平常会看什么会发什么

769
00:31:43,900 --> 00:31:45,666
会转发一些什么样的内容

770
00:31:45,666 --> 00:31:47,199
会跟什么东西有共鸣

771
00:31:47,466 --> 00:31:51,199
也是基本上可以间接的由你来筛选的

772
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,200
所以在QQ空间火起来的东西

773
00:31:53,266 --> 00:31:56,099
如果火了那可能就是真的挺有趣的

774
00:31:57,966 --> 00:32:00,899
为什么我的小红书都是手工美食

775
00:32:00,900 --> 00:32:01,866
穿搭主播

776
00:32:01,866 --> 00:32:03,399
好好反省一下

777
00:32:03,566 --> 00:32:05,199
我的小红书就很恶劣

778
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:06,500
我也不知道为什么

779
00:32:06,566 --> 00:32:08,399
他就经常给我推荐一些

780
00:32:08,466 --> 00:32:10,199
让我很害怕的东西啊

781
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:13,300
比如说什么本地的有名的私厨啊

782
00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:15,900
什么本地的好吃的店啊之类的

783
00:32:15,900 --> 00:32:18,800
可是我没有给小红书开过定位权限

784
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,500
他就老给我推荐加拿大的那个这个

785
00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:22,300
这个这个

786
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:24,900
这边当地的一些什么私厨啊

787
00:32:24,900 --> 00:32:27,533
什么避雷呀种草啊这个那个的

788
00:32:27,533 --> 00:32:28,199
他知道我喜

789
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:29,566
欢吃东西吧可能是

790
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:35,100
主播是这样的暴露主播了IP定位

791
00:32:35,100 --> 00:32:37,966
可我没给人开地址授权权限啊

792
00:32:37,966 --> 00:32:39,666
真的挺吓人的

793
00:32:39,866 --> 00:32:42,333
我发现手机现在就像一个魔镜一样

794
00:32:42,333 --> 00:32:43,333
你知道吗

795
00:32:43,900 --> 00:32:47,000
以前是小小姑娘对着魔镜问魔镜魔镜

796
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,766
谁是这个世界上最美的女孩子

797
00:32:49,766 --> 00:32:52,266
然后魔镜说啊是你呀是你呀

798
00:32:52,266 --> 00:32:54,933
啊不对不对是森林的白雪公主

799
00:32:55,066 --> 00:32:57,466
然后他就可以去嘎了白雪公主啊

800
00:32:57,466 --> 00:33:00,466
现在是你对着手机说魔镜啊魔镜啊

801
00:33:00,466 --> 00:33:02,899
不对手机啊手机

802
00:33:02,933 --> 00:33:06,266
我想要这个世界上最好看的

803
00:33:06,333 --> 00:33:08,766
绿色的扎头绳啊

804
00:33:08,766 --> 00:33:10,966
然后你你刷新三下淘宝

805
00:33:10,966 --> 00:33:13,566
马上就给你推荐一大堆绿色的扎头绳

806
00:33:13,566 --> 00:33:15,533
不但给你推荐绿色的扎头绳

807
00:33:15,666 --> 00:33:17,466
还有绿色的丝带

808
00:33:17,466 --> 00:33:20,966
还有绿色的领巾绿色的别针绿色的背