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guy who

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got e kido

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na

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na na na

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na took a new guy baby did you who too

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so you're not the corner who are i keep on

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my love you made me do

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i can't look at them and i ain't quite the key for each other

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that's your name

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so

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you die

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哈喽哈喽

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哈喽哈喽

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陕西布利

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好久不见啊

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怎么忽然这么多弹幕啊

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叹息不如意

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give the commission emo me say that i get your own

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they show me do the little the girl i don't wanna know

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好卡呀他在干嘛啊

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关点后台啊

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jump back on

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it

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怎么还有说书的

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来了就说那个什么啊说什么的

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这是琵琶行啊

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主播可没有四弦一声如裂帛

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这种功力啊哎呀

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哈喽哈喽大家

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看看大家说一下

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昨天主播出门

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呃考完试之后回来碰上超大雨夹雪了

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然后呃可能嗓子会有些问题啊

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大家大家

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大家把这个当成本音回来听吧

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呃第一是因为这一周没讲话

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有点生疏啊

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第二周是

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昨天昨天本来一念之差

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我想着考完了应该奖励自己一下

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就不管考好考差我们应该出去吃个饭

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结果把我所有在当地能认识的人啊

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微信全都喊了一遍

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大家都没空

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然后我自己就坐了30站公交车去吃饭

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结果本来想着省点钱的

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因为坐了这个公交车到那边比较晚

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等我开始吃的时候

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下了这个公交车

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我就发现不对

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下大雪超级超级大的大雪

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我主播是一个东北出生的猫啊

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这个雪已经大到什么程度

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连我都感到非常惊叹的这种程度

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然后我吃完了之后

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本来以为他会停的

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结果下的像那个冰雹一样啊

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回家本来是多少钱

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本来是15块钱

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打车翻到了30

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之后我就花了两份打车钱

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挨了两次雪橇

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我也不知道现在是感冒

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还是没感冒的一个状态啊

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没有抗性

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哎你别说

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我真像没见过下雪一样

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在这边待久了感觉是啊

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他怎么是自动循环啊

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他没有往后放的那个情况吗啊

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放个随机播放吧

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好久都没有像大家说的

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一边直播一边偶尔哼哼歌啊之类的

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今天我们换了音乐软件

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主播把那

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个QQ音乐给下回来了

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今天可以这样子了

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嗯虽然嗓子有点不尽人意

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啊哈哈

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谢谢库尔玛酱的

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你送了什么啊

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谢谢库尔玛酱的9个鸿运

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天啊红灯压力

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感谢支持啊

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早上好困了觉

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早上好天津

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早上好飞鸟

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小纯早上好

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凌霄凌早上好

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玉雪早上好

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感觉快猫猫

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早上好的狼

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早上好旭仔

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早上好坤

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秃子日日啊

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上午好吧

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啊早上好

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如此慵懒

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早上好东方正西施海刃

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小叶九玄猫老大

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小熊猫猫

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早上好贝拉

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早上好呃呃呃呃我去

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这什么这么酷炫特效呢

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这什什么新版高级礼物啊

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主播这特效都没有

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谢谢橘干草里只有茂茂

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谢谢干净和茂茂的心愿水晶球捏

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梦到你阿迪拉多

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这主播这怎么连特效都没有啊

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我去球

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按照按照一般惯例来说

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7万水晶球应该让主播少上班15分钟

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谢谢你哈哈

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没挂加班机啊

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球没开减班机啊

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因为晚场就开不了了

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你们给我加到半夜的话那没办法

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我得我得让我室友睡觉

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虽然我可以不睡啊

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早上好齐齐海人

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早上好游历奈雪

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娱乐不归

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早上好杜某

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克拉猫儿血战

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早上好某部剧名

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b站用户另叫李想

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早上好饭团

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早上好卡普

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嗯嗯

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好

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好嗨哟好嗨哟

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走谢谢竹竿

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求你橘猫抱的心愿水晶球

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太破费了嘿嘿

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熬夜没闹钟

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肥猫刚直播也刚醒

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肥猫偷偷在我手机按开播闹钟

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不是啊我都已经算好了

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你们放周六周日

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肯定不可能起那么早的

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主播复播以来

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就一直在观察哪个时间段人

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稍微多一点

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同时呢大家还都在

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你知道吧啊

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什么时候再来个半夜4点爬起来开播

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那不行啊

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现在是呃要跟别人生活在一起的

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这个共同的一个呃呃

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家不是不是自己了

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不是自己了

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得为别人负责的

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不能半夜4点爬雪开了

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除非哪天我室友不回家

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比如说他夜不留呃夜不归宿啊

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或者说是他出门旅游啊之类的

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那可以可以试试

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但是我感觉一般来说

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以我们这个当地生活的贫乏程度

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应该不会给我这个机会的呃

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什么灶台

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要做饭去了吗已经

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看大伙刚来的时候都跟我说了点啥呢

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我们每天的前100条弹幕啊

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除了打猫和打猫签到反馈

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好像基本上什么都没有

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没有属于你的地下室了吗

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没有啊这澡台

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哎呦别提了

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我不知道你们你们会不会这样啊

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主播现在感觉是年事已高了

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以前熬完夜之后

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还可以去当趟逛一圈啊

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现在熬完夜之后

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回家估计就是一整天18个小时都在睡

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每次考试前一晚经典通宵之后

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第二天都睡一整天

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不管在干什么

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是在切菜也好

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在洗衣服在洗澡也好

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随时随地都能站在那睡着

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感觉这就是年事已高的表现啊

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没有年轻人那种哎呦

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晚上看小说看到半夜3四点

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第二天早上6点钟起来上早自习

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那种冲劲

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岁月不饶人啊

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我一想到再过几年或者再过十来年

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就要进入那种中年养生的行列啊

191
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什么肉类带油的少吃

192
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然后不能吃动物皮肤

193
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不能吃动物脂肪啊

194
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还要戒碳水

195
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我简直就两眼一黑

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哈哈哈这是不是人类为了进化

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付出了一些代价呀

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一般的动物

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活个十几二十年就差不多了

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人类要活到30以上就学会克制哎呀

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谢谢人气票捏

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感谢支持

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嗯

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大家问一下这个BGM声音大吗

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这么长时间没明白打猫的源头是啥

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打猫的源头就是打卡直播间

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打卡机器人

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然后后面他们说干脆就打猫吧

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我也有一个拿着棒子的

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那种打击屏幕的动作

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干脆就改成打猫了

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所以我们22894962的基调和底色

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就是观众和主播互相伤害的地方

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直到有一天主播说婷婷啊

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这个小同志

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小兄弟我们不能再这样继续下去了

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我们不能再这样下去了

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再这样下去的话

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会给我带来很大的压力

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大家说好吧

221
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那假装干脆假装一小会嗯

222
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我操爹hello阿坤

223
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我现在看小说半年了

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才看60% 我感觉人老了的一个表现就是

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不愿意接触新东西啊

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不光是学习什么专业知识的新东西

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还有兴趣爱好上的新东西

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比如主播现在放的这首歌

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已经十多年了

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而主播现在在电梯里面

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没有信号的时候

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都会拿起手机看一本小说

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这本小说是我2017年的时候看的

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自从搬到了这边开始

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我坚持每次坐电梯

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不论是上学下学还是下去扔垃圾

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下去拿外卖

238
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都会打开这一本小说看一分钟

239
00:12:06,966 --> 00:12:08,599
他现在看到第30章

240
00:12:08,666 --> 00:12:10,666
四个月我看到第30章了

241
00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,700
一章大概3,000多字吧

242
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,533
感觉就是挺那个什么的

243
00:12:16,533 --> 00:12:18,666
呃BGM有点小

244
00:12:18,666 --> 00:12:19,999
我刚又调小了一点

245
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,700
那我再把调大点吧

246
00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,333
嗯灵活

247
00:12:23,333 --> 00:12:24,566
的年龄变动

248
00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:27,566
没办法嘛

249
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,866
这个虚拟主播是这样的

250
00:12:29,866 --> 00:12:30,699
比较自由啊

251
00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:31,933
只要我说我是16岁

252
00:12:31,933 --> 00:12:33,999
我永远都是16岁嘿嘿

253
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,966
哦对了对了对了

254
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,700
太冷了缩起来了

255
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,400
打尾巴太冷了

256
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:49,800
缩起来了哦哦哦

257
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,733
忘记了忘记了

258
00:12:53,766 --> 00:12:55,166
嗯斯密巴塞

259
00:12:56,933 --> 00:12:58,133
肥猫你尾巴呢

260
00:12:58,133 --> 00:12:58,933
来了来了

261
00:12:58,933 --> 00:13:00,799
主播你牌子怎么灰掉了

262
00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:03,466
是不是要想想是不是你的问题啊

263
00:13:03,966 --> 00:13:05,733
主播这周是播了一次的

264
00:13:05,733 --> 00:13:07,299
这个这个是你的问题啊

265
00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:08,700
不是主播的问题

266
00:13:09,066 --> 00:13:09,733
怎么就没有

267
00:13:09,733 --> 00:13:12,299
在主播临时宣布开播的时候

268
00:13:12,366 --> 00:13:14,699
马上放下这个手里面的事情

269
00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:15,966
赶到主播直播间

270
00:13:16,166 --> 00:13:19,066
饱含激情的敲出一句打猫

271
00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:22,133
呃之后完成你的点亮牌子大业

272
00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:24,200
或者说对吧

273
00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:25,366
138店长

274
00:13:25,366 --> 00:13:29,299
然后免费哔哩哔哩小管家帮你带店

275
00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:30,900
一个月的牌子啊

276
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:34,966
斗罗大陆是吧

277
00:13:34,966 --> 00:13:36,399
你这样还能记得剧情

278
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,200
我记得我记得的

279
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,800
你看的是2012年的

280
00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,066
那有点太早了吧

281
00:13:42,066 --> 00:13:43,499
虽然我也会看啊

282
00:13:44,166 --> 00:13:46,933
不知道是不是有一些以前的滤镜

283
00:13:46,933 --> 00:13:48,499
感觉这个以前的小说

284
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:49,900
比现在要好看一点

285
00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:51,899
但是也就一点点吧

286
00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:54,200
主要是可能年龄长大了

287
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,933
认知水平上去了

288
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,366
我以前看那个特别经典的

289
00:13:58,366 --> 00:13:59,466
有一个耽美小说

290
00:13:59,466 --> 00:13:59,899
但是我觉得

291
00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:02,000
大家可能在书店里面看到过的

292
00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:04,499
有一个有个小说叫伪装学渣

293
00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:06,000
我不知道你们有没有听说过

294
00:14:06,133 --> 00:14:08,199
里面讲的就是呃

295
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:10,700
东楼贺昭和西楼谢俞

296
00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:11,966
是不是这两个人来着

297
00:14:11,966 --> 00:14:13,966
东西我可能搞反了啊

298
00:14:13,966 --> 00:14:16,666
反正就是两个人呃

299
00:14:18,666 --> 00:14:19,666
怎么说呢

300
00:14:20,166 --> 00:14:22,466
假装自己是学渣的故事啊

301
00:14:22,466 --> 00:14:24,499
然后最后两个人考了一个比一个好

302
00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:27,066
我当时高中的时候看这个觉像爽文

303
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:30,599
然后上了魔法大学之后觉得这文写

304
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:31,533
的真脑残

305
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:36,166
所以有一些文艺作品

306
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,333
它是指在你那个年龄段适合的

307
00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:40,466
你看完了之后觉得哎呦真好

308
00:14:40,466 --> 00:14:41,599
我也要成为这样的人

309
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:42,133
后来你发现

310
00:14:42,133 --> 00:14:43,399
卧槽真脑残啊

311
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,000
纯纯的什么啊

312
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,800
这个校园版龙傲天小说啊呃

313
00:14:49,333 --> 00:14:51,599
那不如现在讲讲剧情

314
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:52,966
这这

315
00:14:52,966 --> 00:14:54,499
你们真都没看过啊

316
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,700
这信息简报有点太严重了吧

317
00:14:57,333 --> 00:14:59,466
那东西班上女同学天天说

318
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:00,366
你看对吧

319
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,800
这个是非常年龄限定的

320
00:15:02,933 --> 00:15:04,299
我记得当时在高中生

321
00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:05,766
在初中生里面特别火

322
00:15:05,766 --> 00:15:08,566
因为就在学校里面的时候

323
00:15:08,566 --> 00:15:10,899
大家都梦想成为学霸嘛

324
00:15:10,966 --> 00:15:12,699
但是不是每个人都是学霸的

325
00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:14,200
所以把主角设定成

326
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:16,800
随时随地都能考出学霸成绩

327
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:20,200
但是因为种种难言之隐啊而没有办法

328
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,000
这个考出学霸成绩

329
00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:24,666
因为一些什么要避其锋芒啊

330
00:15:24,666 --> 00:15:26,266
然后要这个这个

331
00:15:26,933 --> 00:15:30,099
不要被后妈生的儿子猜忌啊之类的

332
00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:31,766
然后之类这种原因啊

333
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,133
假装自己是个学渣

334
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:35,766
非常满足扮猪吃老虎的心理

335
00:15:35,766 --> 00:15:37,733
我也曾经沉迷于这种快感

336
00:15:37,866 --> 00:15:40,933
后面我发现人家小说里面的主角啊

337
00:15:40,933 --> 00:15:44,099
每天可能逃课可能打架

338
00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:46,066
可能有丰富多彩的人生

339
00:15:46,133 --> 00:15:48,066
而我呢周一到周六都在上课

340
00:15:48,066 --> 00:15:50,899
晚上晚自习还要上到11点钟啊

341
00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:51,966
我还是没有办法

342
00:15:51,966 --> 00:15:53,733
想考成学霸就考成学霸

343
00:15:53,733 --> 00:15:55,499
所以这篇文就从爽文

344
00:15:55,666 --> 00:15:58,199
变成了精神折磨的文章啊

345
00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,500
就开始提醒着我

346
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:02,800
我跟小说的主角资质差别到底有多大

347
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:05,200
所以到后面我再也不看这本小说了

348
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,000
哈哈

349
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,066
你高一的时候也是

350
00:16:09,066 --> 00:16:11,133
故意物理考试大题不写

351
00:16:11,133 --> 00:16:12,699
结果还是排前面

352
00:16:13,966 --> 00:16:15,266
你还不要跟我讲话

353
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:16,799
不要哈哈哈

354
00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,800
我不想知道这些

355
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,666
我不想知道这些

356
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:25,266
这个文最最奇怪的事就是

357
00:16:25,266 --> 00:16:26,999
他不会得罪任何人

358
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,000
就像骷髅马这样

359
00:16:29,166 --> 00:16:30,766
真真正正的因为

360
00:16:30,766 --> 00:16:32,399
呃因为什么原因呢

361
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,133
我本来想说因为中二病啊

362
00:16:34,133 --> 00:16:35,466
我又怕冒犯到你

363
00:16:35,666 --> 00:16:38,699
真真正正的因为中二病啊

364
00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:41,900
然后故意不写大题还能排在前面的人

365
00:16:42,066 --> 00:16:43,499
也有像主播这样

366
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:46,333
幻想着自己可以成为故意不写大题

367
00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:47,799
还能排在前面的人

368
00:16:50,766 --> 00:16:53,066
我真是服了啊

369
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:57,400
所以这篇小说写的真的很巧妙

370
00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:00,200
完美的抓住了就十三四岁

371
00:17:00,533 --> 00:17:03,699
到十七八岁这段时间的这个心理啊

372
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,966
但是你一旦过了18岁

373
00:17:05,966 --> 00:17:07,199
一旦上了大学

374
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:10,100
这个小说味就完全不对了你知道吗

375
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:12,533
气不到你

376
00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:15,866
你初中你看主播都两年了吧

377
00:17:15,866 --> 00:17:17,266
你才上初中啊

378
00:17:18,066 --> 00:17:19,699
主播真有小学生观众

379
00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:20,300
哎妈呀

380
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,666
以后在直播间讲黄段子的时候

381
00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:26,166
秀主播那点岌岌岌可危的这个

382
00:17:26,366 --> 00:17:27,066
各种颜色

383
00:17:27,066 --> 00:17:27,999
网站知识的时候

384
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,266
得注意点啊

385
00:17:29,266 --> 00:17:31,166
哈哈哈主播

386
00:17:31,166 --> 00:17:33,399
从来都没有一个什么

387
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,966
身为公众人物的自觉呀

388
00:17:35,966 --> 00:17:36,866
主播默认

389
00:17:36,866 --> 00:17:39,466
天天在主播直播间发弹幕的

390
00:17:39,533 --> 00:17:41,799
大家都是大学生啊

391
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,933
毕竟我们男大就女大嘛

392
00:17:43,933 --> 00:17:47,066
屁话最多然后时间最多的这种

393
00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:50,299
这种最有创造力的群体啊

394
00:17:51,866 --> 00:17:53,133
3月刚认识

395
00:17:53,133 --> 00:17:54,933
真的假的啊

396
00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:57,933
你这不是新号吗

397
00:17:57,933 --> 00:17:58,533
我记得你

398
00:17:58,533 --> 00:17:59,899
你以前老在这边

399
00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:00,700
那个什么

400
00:18:01,533 --> 00:18:04,066
有你也没有我

401
00:18:05,966 --> 00:18:09,133
你最少呃也不是最少吧

402
00:18:09,733 --> 00:18:12,733
感觉南大的上下限差距很大

403
00:18:13,166 --> 00:18:18,733
有像主包这样然后为了省一次打车钱

404
00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:22,066
然后回家的时候花了三倍的钱打车的

405
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:23,666
那我才南大

406
00:18:25,133 --> 00:18:28,899
也有大家愿意给主播上剑掌的

407
00:18:28,966 --> 00:18:32,266
南大呃不是你真的吗

408
00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:37,133
没事他你看他前面都没有荣耀等级的

409
00:18:37,133 --> 00:18:38,466
他没荣耀等级

410
00:18:38,466 --> 00:18:40,299
他不会敲我存钱罐的我不怕

411
00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:41,466
我可以随便讲话

412
00:18:41,466 --> 00:18:42,999
哈哈哈

413
00:18:43,866 --> 00:18:45,099
男大是啊

414
00:18:45,133 --> 00:18:48,199
主播精神上的男大有什么问题吗

415
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:54,066
289不是18家直播间吗

416
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:55,166
不过有一说一啊

417
00:18:55,166 --> 00:18:56,966
我确实不推荐

418
00:18:57,366 --> 00:18:59,199
我确实不推荐

419
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:00,866
怎么说呢

420
00:19:00,866 --> 00:19:03,733
16岁以下的人看管人

421
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:07,266
我感觉管人这种爱好

422
00:19:07,266 --> 00:19:09,533
就如果16岁以下染上的话

423
00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:14,099
会消耗大量的时间在追直播上面

424
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:15,566
像国民又比较卷

425
00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:18,100
就戴v一般全职的

426
00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:22,500
他也不敢一周真就播个三天两天的

427
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:28,166
要是十四五岁要中考的时候

428
00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:31,199
赶上中考分流的版本看上寡人

429
00:19:31,533 --> 00:19:33,899
万一再不是单推而是多推

430
00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:36,166
那那这辈子可能真有了

431
00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:39,066
因为我们管人还是很有感染力的

432
00:19:39,066 --> 00:19:40,133
还是很有意思的

433
00:19:40,133 --> 00:19:42,966
尤其还是在青春期的时候

434
00:19:42,966 --> 00:19:45,166
其实主播就幻想着有没有异性

435
00:19:45,166 --> 00:19:47,999
同性来温柔可爱的跟主播说话

436
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:51,000
尤其是怎么跟跟主播那个

437
00:19:51,533 --> 00:19:53,699
交流一下自己的心里想法呀

438
00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:55,933
跟主播讲讲段子讲讲笑话呀

439
00:19:55,966 --> 00:19:57,099
哎我那个时候就是

440
00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:59,733
对于这种东西还是很有渴望感的

441
00:19:59,733 --> 00:20:01,566
虽然现在好像没有渴望感了

442
00:20:01,566 --> 00:20:03,733
已经达到了一个电子扬尾的境界

443
00:20:03,733 --> 00:20:04,533
哈哈

444
00:20:05,266 --> 00:20:07,266
以前还是很有渴望感的

445
00:20:07,266 --> 00:20:07,999
就是这种

446
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:12,533
这种源自生理和心理双重的这种

447
00:20:12,533 --> 00:20:14,099
加上那个在你身边

448
00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:16,166
现实中可能没有什么二次元

449
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:20,333
也没有什么特别特别能够共鸣你的

450
00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:21,266
懂你的

451
00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:24,866
然后你可能就会非常沉迷于这个

452
00:20:24,866 --> 00:20:25,966
杂谈里有寡人

453
00:20:25,966 --> 00:20:26,999
啊啊

454
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:30,566
你已经是男研究生了

455
00:20:30,566 --> 00:20:32,133
我操研究生也

456
00:20:32,866 --> 00:20:34,399
我今年14

457
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:36,799
今年14 做PV都四年了

458
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,900
赶快发个b站视频啊

459
00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:41,966
赶快发个b站视频炒作一下

460
00:20:42,133 --> 00:20:44,499
大家好今年14岁

461
00:20:44,566 --> 00:20:45,733
这是我的PV

462
00:20:45,733 --> 00:20:48,266
作品集我今天入驻b站了

463
00:20:49,866 --> 00:20:51,533
你保证能炒个大的

464
00:20:51,533 --> 00:20:53,366
把单子接到明年啊

465
00:20:53,733 --> 00:20:56,466
不过大家为什么会比较喜欢低龄处呢

466
00:20:56,466 --> 00:20:58,333
就假如说同一幅画放在这边

467
00:20:58,333 --> 00:20:59,066
我加一个

468
00:20:59,066 --> 00:21:01,866
大家好这是我14岁生日的那天画的画

469
00:21:01,866 --> 00:21:04,299
跟那个就是直接发啊

470
00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:05,300
绘画过程

471
00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:05,866
这两个东西

472
00:21:05,866 --> 00:21:08,399
流量差的可能是100倍左右吧

473
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,400
大家为什么都喜欢低灵处呢

474
00:21:13,766 --> 00:21:15,333
还是说人们心里面

475
00:21:15,333 --> 00:21:16,133
潜意识中

476
00:21:16,133 --> 00:21:20,099
还是比较追寻这种未经雕琢的

477
00:21:20,133 --> 00:21:21,199
天才的感觉啊

478
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:24,166
年龄小的话做这个感觉就天资比较高

479
00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:26,399
那如果说同一幅画呃

480
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:29,400
24岁的人画出来你可能觉得也就那样

481
00:21:29,666 --> 00:21:31,399
但其实他们学画画的时间

482
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,733
可能那个24岁的刚学了一年半

483
00:21:33,900 --> 00:21:36,200
14岁的呢是上小学

484
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,066
他七八岁就开始学的

485
00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:39,866
那这个应该怎么算呢

486
00:21:40,366 --> 00:21:41,933
你怎么还挺会的那

487
00:21:41,933 --> 00:21:46,133
我除了我自己那一直都是一眼看穿

488
00:21:46,266 --> 00:21:47,533
哦眼睛亮亮

489
00:21:47,533 --> 00:21:48,399
一眼看穿

490
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:50,366
炒作哈哈哈

491
00:21:51,266 --> 00:21:53,866
没有吧倒也不是一眼看穿炒作的

492
00:21:53,866 --> 00:21:57,133
我后面发现这个版本不炒作活不了啦

493
00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:01,266
炒作也不代表就没什么实力吧

494
00:22:01,266 --> 00:22:02,699
只能说有实力

495
00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:06,533
然后比较安静的人看的人也有点少

496
00:22:07,166 --> 00:22:09,733
谢谢百重烟的三个泡泡糖

497
00:22:09,733 --> 00:22:11,199
耶感谢支持

498
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:15,100
本人14岁还在玩8888

499
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:15,900
什么东西

500
00:22:16,966 --> 00:22:19,166
本人14岁还在玩4399呢

501
00:22:19,166 --> 00:22:20,866
比你这两位数厉害多了吧

502
00:22:20,866 --> 00:22:23,166
主播四位数还 4399

503
00:22:23,166 --> 00:22:25,266
那些什么电影美女

504
00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:26,733
什么什么小花仙

505
00:22:26,733 --> 00:22:27,333
摩尔庄园

506
00:22:27,333 --> 00:22:27,999
摩尔勇士

507
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,166
赛尔号哈奇小镇啊

508
00:22:30,166 --> 00:22:31,299
奥比岛奥拉希

509
00:22:31,300 --> 00:22:32,466
奥奇传说

510
00:22:32,466 --> 00:22:34,466
哈哈哈

511
00:22:35,266 --> 00:22:37,133
哎被主播玩了个遍啊

512
00:22:37,133 --> 00:22:40,066
主播真觉得页游设计的挺好的

513
00:22:40,066 --> 00:22:41,466
首先不用下载

514
00:22:41,566 --> 00:22:44,066
满足了主播这种电脑白痴也能玩

515
00:22:44,066 --> 00:22:45,099
游戏的愿望

516
00:22:45,466 --> 00:22:47,099
其次呢画风新颖

517
00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:48,366
东抄抄西抄抄

518
00:22:48,366 --> 00:22:50,333
对于当时没有接触这个日本

519
00:22:50,333 --> 00:22:52,533
二次元特别多的主播来说啊

520
00:22:52,533 --> 00:22:54,066
已经非常有趣了

521
00:22:54,866 --> 00:22:54,966
就

522
00:22:54,966 --> 00:22:58,599
毕竟抄的缝合的东西都是都是什么呢

523
00:22:58,733 --> 00:23:01,499
都是经典作品里面的经典设定嘛

524
00:23:01,700 --> 00:23:03,366
然后就美术抄袭

525
00:23:03,366 --> 00:23:04,699
给主播带来了这个

526
00:23:04,700 --> 00:23:07,400
洗稿之后的国际前卫审美啊

527
00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:10,066
最后是每周五稳定的更新

528
00:23:10,066 --> 00:23:10,666
有助于

529
00:23:10,666 --> 00:23:13,466
在淡淡的死质度过了上学的一周

530
00:23:13,466 --> 00:23:14,499
之后回家

531
00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:17,200
偷偷摸摸的拿出一块冰凉的湿抹布

532
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,066
敷在电脑机箱上的时候

533
00:23:19,166 --> 00:23:20,699
快快乐乐的打开游戏

534
00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:22,500
看看这周都更新了啥啊

535
00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:24,133
作为一个生活的锚点

536
00:23:24,266 --> 00:23:26,866
督促的主播继续继续啊嗯

537
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:30,800
hello hello

538
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:33,900
主播看你直播错过游戏活动了

539
00:23:33,933 --> 00:23:34,933
好错过

540
00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:38,499
虽然你已经错过了游戏活动

541
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:39,766
但是你不可错过了

542
00:23:39,766 --> 00:23:41,199
就是我们呃

543
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:45,366
主播直播间的冬日鸿运争夺赛啊啊

544
00:23:45,366 --> 00:23:46,733
为主播增加鸿运值

545
00:23:46,733 --> 00:23:48,699
可以通过头位礼物醒目留言

546
00:23:48,700 --> 00:23:52,266
开通大航海和粉丝团灯牌的方式

547
00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:56,000
首个粉丝团灯牌和前十个鸿运圈

548
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,400
更有3倍积分

549
00:23:57,566 --> 00:23:59,466
同为主播助力主播

550
00:23:59,566 --> 00:24:00,966
呃上一个是谁啊

551
00:24:00,966 --> 00:24:02,099
下一个是谁啊

552
00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:03,300
我在哪啊

553
00:24:04,533 --> 00:24:06,399
只为头尾主播助力主播

554
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:07,400
超过大v

555
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:10,066
然后毛道叔叔的500块奖金耶

556
00:24:10,066 --> 00:24:11,566
hold on g奥利给走

557
00:24:11,766 --> 00:24:12,966
谢谢支持

558
00:24:13,166 --> 00:24:16,366
哈哈哈鲁肃家政

559
00:24:16,366 --> 00:24:18,766
那是每个游戏我都充好多钱呢

560
00:24:18,766 --> 00:24:19,999
哎呦别提了

561
00:24:21,533 --> 00:24:24,066
纯路人主播玩没玩过生死狙击啊

562
00:24:24,066 --> 00:24:25,933
主播不玩FPS游戏啊

563
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:26,800
嗯

564
00:24:27,866 --> 00:24:30,499
我初中沉迷奥奇传说

565
00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:32,700
其实奥奇传说已经是主播夜游生涯

566
00:24:32,700 --> 00:24:34,300
后面就比较后面的时候

567
00:24:34,300 --> 00:24:35,733
就在玩的那个了

568
00:24:35,766 --> 00:24:36,699
现在你还在玩

569
00:24:36,700 --> 00:24:37,933
我一看你这牌子就知道你

570
00:24:37,933 --> 00:24:38,866
是玩小号的

571
00:24:38,866 --> 00:24:39,666
好吧

572
00:24:40,700 --> 00:24:41,800
啊谢谢橘干

573
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:44,900
成年橘肉猫猫的现场卧槽爹

574
00:24:46,766 --> 00:24:48,399
太破费了

575
00:24:48,766 --> 00:24:50,599
呜哈哈哈

576
00:24:52,066 --> 00:24:53,266
谢谢谢谢

577
00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:54,499
卧槽爹

578
00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:56,400
感谢支持

579
00:24:57,933 --> 00:25:01,366
这是打算卡26房管的节奏是吧

580
00:25:03,266 --> 00:25:04,399
邻家小女孩

581
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:05,966
游戏库从小就玩

582
00:25:05,966 --> 00:25:07,866
而小花仙我从小玩到大

583
00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:09,700
这游戏开服我就玩

584
00:25:09,900 --> 00:25:11,366
然后开服的时候还是

585
00:25:11,366 --> 00:25:12,666
特别纯粹的一个设定

586
00:25:12,666 --> 00:25:13,733
我到现在都很喜欢

587
00:25:13,733 --> 00:25:14,533
那个设定

588
00:25:14,933 --> 00:25:18,899
就是你要去花店和地图里面捡种子

589
00:25:18,933 --> 00:25:23,499
然后所有的物资包括什么家具啊

590
00:25:23,533 --> 00:25:26,133
然后包括一些漂亮的衣服啊之类的

591
00:25:26,133 --> 00:25:27,766
要么你就要去手工坊

592
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,600
结合地图里面采来的那些物资

593
00:25:30,766 --> 00:25:32,166
去自己做

594
00:25:32,266 --> 00:25:33,199
要么去服装店

595
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:33,700
买的话

596
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:36,533
就是用一些普通的花加上珍稀的花

597
00:25:36,533 --> 00:25:38,099
去交换这个东西

598
00:25:38,366 --> 00:25:40,733
因为一开始小花仙但是没有充值系统

599
00:25:40,733 --> 00:25:43,499
也没有那个什么奇妙花宝年费套装

600
00:25:43,700 --> 00:25:44,700
这个又那个的

601
00:25:44,700 --> 00:25:45,566
哈哈哈

602
00:25:46,300 --> 00:25:48,800
这个是最开始最开始的时候

603
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:49,700
然后玩的时候

604
00:25:49,700 --> 00:25:51,200
我觉得这个设计真的很好

605
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:52,200
因为你是

606
00:25:53,066 --> 00:25:55,499
这是我花朵世界里面的小仙女吗

607
00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:57,666
你的你们的世界是非常传统的

608
00:25:57,666 --> 00:25:58,966
没有货币的

609
00:25:59,266 --> 00:26:01,166
也没有什么这个阶级等级

610
00:26:01,166 --> 00:26:03,499
大家都自己啊

611
00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:04,733
手工生产

612
00:26:05,133 --> 00:26:08,099
直到后面出现了那个什么奇妙花宝

613
00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:11,166
之后他会给你换各种各样的翅膀

614
00:26:11,166 --> 00:26:13,699
然后你也可以有各种各样的那种特权

615
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,600
这个时候开始其实还是挺好玩的

616
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:19,700
而且他对于剧情来说其实还蛮用心的

617
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,866
尤其是后面就把老画风全都换掉

618
00:26:22,866 --> 00:26:24,899
换成了现在的新画风之后啊

619
00:26:25,266 --> 00:26:28,133
但是到了后期就到了什么程度呢

620
00:26:28,266 --> 00:26:29,533
主播一个月

621
00:26:30,366 --> 00:26:31,599
主播一个月的这个

622
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:35,066
加上找家里面有的时候考的好

623
00:26:35,066 --> 00:26:36,566
开开心心要三四十块

624
00:26:36,566 --> 00:26:39,133
钱我发现充不起这个游戏了

625
00:26:39,133 --> 00:26:40,599
他的消费水平

626
00:26:40,866 --> 00:26:44,266
始终就稳定在他开服的那一年的人

627
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:45,900
他们长到多大

628
00:26:45,900 --> 00:26:47,266
消费水平就达到多大

629
00:26:47,266 --> 00:26:48,733
一直都是那一批玩家

630
00:26:48,733 --> 00:26:50,966
这批玩家现在可能都工作了

631
00:26:51,100 --> 00:26:52,533
或者是都有收入了

632
00:26:52,533 --> 00:26:53,966
最不济都上大学了

633
00:26:53,966 --> 00:26:54,199
所以

634
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:58,100
这个游戏的这种什么暑假大型充值

635
00:26:58,100 --> 00:26:59,466
寒假大型充值

636
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:02,066
直接就上升到了一个没个1,000块

637
00:27:02,066 --> 00:27:03,766
清不了场的这个程度

638
00:27:04,066 --> 00:27:05,799
抽完了池子爬塔

639
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:07,466
爬完了塔开盲盒

640
00:27:07,766 --> 00:27:09,466
拆完盲盒之后是年费活动

641
00:27:09,466 --> 00:27:10,899
然后直购套装

642
00:27:11,066 --> 00:27:13,099
什么集齐12个直购套装

643
00:27:13,100 --> 00:27:15,600
再额外送你一个珍稀翅膀啊

644
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,200
这个活动刷多少多少分

645
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,800
给你一个炫酷称号之类的

646
00:27:19,900 --> 00:27:22,500
堪称夜游传奇啊家人们

647
00:27:23,966 --> 00:27:25,399
我真是服了

648
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:26,900
本来玩这个游戏

649
00:27:26,900 --> 00:27:28,366
现在还要下回去玩的人

650
00:27:28,366 --> 00:27:29,366
就是觉得啊

651
00:27:29,366 --> 00:27:31,699
当年二三十块钱的衣服买不下来

652
00:27:31,700 --> 00:27:32,766
太遗憾了

653
00:27:32,766 --> 00:27:36,066
现在我这个已经突破的维度

654
00:27:36,066 --> 00:27:37,333
飞升到上界

655
00:27:37,333 --> 00:27:38,533
想必这个物价

656
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:40,733
每个月花个200块玩的开开心心

657
00:27:40,733 --> 00:27:42,866
你要这么想就大错特错了

658
00:27:42,866 --> 00:27:45,966
因为他的物价也一起飞升到上界了

659
00:27:46,933 --> 00:27:47,733
哎呀

660
00:27:48,966 --> 00:27:50,933
主播怎么感觉像在念稿啊

661
00:27:50,933 --> 00:27:53,599
哪有人写这种破稿子啊啊

662
00:27:54,066 --> 00:27:55,499
主播居然不玩FPS

663
00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:56,966
我晕呐我晕车

664
00:27:56,966 --> 00:27:59,466
家人们真的很晕

665
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:03,133
一朵小花花行吗

666
00:28:03,133 --> 00:28:04,066
也行也行

667
00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:04,900
小花也是情

668
00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:05,666
小花也是爱

669
00:28:05,666 --> 00:28:06,866
谢谢花送的小花

670
00:28:06,866 --> 00:28:07,766
感谢支持

671
00:28:08,133 --> 00:28:10,499
主播没玩过fly小游戏吗

672
00:28:11,166 --> 00:28:14,299
我玩过那个淘米的游戏

673
00:28:14,300 --> 00:28:16,800
就是基于Flash搭的

674
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:19,500
然后后面Flash停更了吧

675
00:28:19,766 --> 00:28:20,966
应该是停更了

676
00:28:20,966 --> 00:28:24,133
我去谷歌上下那个Flash插件的时候

677
00:28:24,133 --> 00:28:25,366
还下到了一个

678
00:28:25,700 --> 00:28:27,666
一个什么一个盗版的

679
00:28:28,466 --> 00:28:31,666
呃他每次在我这个电脑熄屏20

680
00:28:31,666 --> 00:28:32,499
分钟之后

681
00:28:32,533 --> 00:28:35,533
就会给我弹传奇的那个网页广告

682
00:28:35,666 --> 00:28:37,566
呃然后我电脑转的

683
00:28:37,566 --> 00:28:39,366
就像他在后台挖矿一样

684
00:28:39,366 --> 00:28:41,166
我甚至真的问过GPT

685
00:28:41,166 --> 00:28:41,799
我说这个

686
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:42,800
每次我熄屏之后

687
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:44,300
电脑都会弹出来一个

688
00:28:44,700 --> 00:28:46,466
所谓的锁屏广告

689
00:28:46,466 --> 00:28:48,699
然后我的电脑风扇压力就特别大

690
00:28:48,700 --> 00:28:50,800
是不是他在偷偷的借用我的电脑资源

691
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:51,666
挖矿啊

692
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:53,900
GPG说这种情况要见仁见智

693
00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:55,600
你不能这样武断的去判断

694
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:57,333
但是也是有一定可能性的

695
00:28:57,333 --> 00:28:58,266
哈哈哈

696
00:28:59,333 --> 00:29:01,666
以前奥奇连充了两年年费

697
00:29:01,666 --> 00:29:03,133
第三年实在充不起

698
00:29:03,133 --> 00:29:04,499
我半途回坑的时候

699
00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:06,766
买过一个接近600块钱的号啊

700
00:29:06,766 --> 00:29:09,699
那个号当时带了8年的年费

701
00:29:10,366 --> 00:29:12,733
但现在估计也过期了啊

702
00:29:12,733 --> 00:29:14,099
应该也过期了

703
00:29:15,900 --> 00:29:16,700
你是懂页游的

704
00:29:16,700 --> 00:29:19,333
你是否在寻找b站直播守护圣殿

705
00:29:19,333 --> 00:29:21,999
主播这辈子还没没收到过守护呢

706
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,933
那个东西有什么特权吗

707
00:29:23,933 --> 00:29:25,066
在直播间里面

708
00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:27,133
比总督还厉害吗

709
00:29:27,866 --> 00:29:29,333
猫猫能点歌吗

710
00:29:29,333 --> 00:29:30,466
你想听什么呀

711
00:29:30,466 --> 00:29:31,099
让我看看

712
00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:32,700
哦那个不是盗版

713
00:29:32,700 --> 00:29:33,766
那是国区特供

714
00:29:33,766 --> 00:29:35,799
真的假的啊

715
00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:39,566
不是说页游就加载完不用联网的那种

716
00:29:39,566 --> 00:29:40,799
那好像没有哎

717
00:29:41,066 --> 00:29:43,599
感觉有点又是上一个版本的东西了

718
00:29:43,733 --> 00:29:47,066
果然你电脑里的传奇是你自己下的哎

719
00:29:47,066 --> 00:29:49,866
哈哈哈那没办法嘛

720
00:29:49,866 --> 00:29:51,899
我想我想玩five小游戏

721
00:29:51,900 --> 00:29:53,600
我就自己去下了

722
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,366
那谁知道他还打爆一个传奇给我啊

723
00:29:58,700 --> 00:30:01,966
我也不想掰我也不想掰

724
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,533
点歌单相思

725
00:30:04,533 --> 00:30:05,966
你怎么这么阴谋啊

726
00:30:05,966 --> 00:30:07,966
你闯进主播的直播间

727
00:30:08,100 --> 00:30:09,466
顶着你的这个ID

728
00:30:09,466 --> 00:30:10,999
然后点歌单相思

729
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,966
你发生了什么事情啊

730
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:18,300
单相思他退了

731
00:30:18,966 --> 00:30:21,266
因为我

732
00:30:30,566 --> 00:30:31,799
像你的冒险

733
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,166
打扑克期待

734
00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:36,133
我可没有你

735
00:30:44,300 --> 00:30:46,466
今天嗓子不好就不唱了

736
00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:47,666
今天嗓子不好啊

737
00:30:47,666 --> 00:30:48,766
哼两句得了

738
00:30:48,766 --> 00:30:49,566
好吧

739
00:30:50,100 --> 00:30:54,266
22,330块钱只有7天

740
00:30:54,266 --> 00:30:55,566
这个东西要是没有

741
00:30:55,566 --> 00:30:58,866
就是全b站主播都管你叫爹的

742
00:30:58,866 --> 00:31:00,599
这种功能我有点不太认可

743
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:03,000
他为什么这么贵啊

744
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:08,100
符合我对肥猫好骗程度的想象

745
00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:08,900
那没办法

746
00:31:08,900 --> 00:31:11,700
我们电脑白痴是抵挡不了这个的

747
00:31:11,700 --> 00:31:12,733
你跟我说这是

748
00:31:12,733 --> 00:31:15,266
nice我下了之后就能玩小花仙

749
00:31:15,300 --> 00:31:17,700
那我肯定要下载啊哈哈哈

750
00:31:18,133 --> 00:31:18,933
哦

751
00:31:19,466 --> 00:31:21,699
谢谢哼太的

752
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:23,466
这是什么啊

753
00:31:24,066 --> 00:31:25,733
哦第一次收到这个礼物啊

754
00:31:25,733 --> 00:31:26,866
谢谢哼太的可爱

755
00:31:26,866 --> 00:31:28,466
你也很多你爱立卡的

756
00:31:29,466 --> 00:31:30,966
猫猫这里可以点歌吗

757
00:31:30,966 --> 00:31:31,466
可以

758
00:31:31,466 --> 00:31:34,333
从白色点歌到总督点歌都可以啊

759
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:35,600
白色点歌的话

760
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,966
要看主播当前的话题适不适合放

761
00:31:38,133 --> 00:31:39,366
总督点歌的话

762
00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:40,533
主主播不睡觉

763
00:31:40,533 --> 00:31:42,199
也肯定在这个24小时内

764
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:43,533
把你这首歌拿下

765
00:31:44,733 --> 00:31:47,466
上次雨天的提督点歌然后我

766
00:31:47,466 --> 00:31:50,966
我那个时候听了好久

767
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,066
然后总算差不多学会了

768
00:31:53,066 --> 00:31:55,766
只是有一个音比较高还上不去

769
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:59,600
呃你爹玩传奇玩好几年

770
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:02,400
每次你问他都说这游戏不花钱的

771
00:32:02,866 --> 00:32:03,533
你问问你爹

772
00:32:03,533 --> 00:32:06,266
这个标准是不是跟FGO一样啊

773
00:32:06,266 --> 00:32:08,999
没把那个没刻到1

774
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,966
后面4个0通称0刻啊

775
00:32:11,966 --> 00:32:13,866
6位数以下的氪金呢

776
00:32:14,100 --> 00:32:15,300
都是挂0的

777
00:32:15,300 --> 00:32:16,266
是这样吗

778
00:32:17,866 --> 00:32:18,933
真的假的

779
00:32:18,933 --> 00:32:19,899
没啥感觉

780
00:32:19,900 --> 00:32:21,733
喜欢的人没结果

781
00:32:23,133 --> 00:32:27,133
你要这么想在喜欢他的过程中呢

782
00:32:27,133 --> 00:32:29,266
你得到了很多的情绪价值

783
00:32:29,266 --> 00:32:32,966
包括对自我的认可对世界的探索啊

784
00:32:32,966 --> 00:32:35,466
然后你们之间也度过了快乐的时间

785
00:32:35,533 --> 00:32:37,899
总不会没有快乐时间你就喜欢他吧

786
00:32:37,900 --> 00:32:39,600
那也太那个了对吧

787
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:40,733
你问我这些东西

788
00:32:40,733 --> 00:32:41,799
如果你现在不伤

789
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:42,533
心的话

790
00:32:42,533 --> 00:32:44,699
那你在你自己的这个情绪上面

791
00:32:44,700 --> 00:32:46,100
就是纯赚的

792
00:32:46,100 --> 00:32:46,866
你知道吗

793
00:32:46,866 --> 00:32:48,166
你就别伤心了

794
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,333
你们度过这么快乐的时间

795
00:32:50,333 --> 00:32:51,366
虽然没在一起

796
00:32:51,366 --> 00:32:53,666
但不是凡事都要一个结果的嘛

797
00:32:55,066 --> 00:32:56,533
如果你现在不伤心

798
00:32:56,533 --> 00:32:58,199
那就是纯赚好吧

799
00:32:59,933 --> 00:33:02,699
直到偷偷开着电脑看见7位数

800
00:33:09,266 --> 00:33:11,733
能不能把你爹骗到我们直播间来啊

801
00:33:12,300 --> 00:33:14,166
感觉比玩传奇省钱

802
00:33:16,366 --> 00:33:19,199
哎哎感觉比玩传奇省钱

803
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:20,200
嗯

804
00:33:20,766 --> 00:33:23,066
主播可以可以可以可以

805
00:33:23,866 --> 00:33:27,199
搞一把那个大金刀背他背好哈哈哈

806
00:33:29,300 --> 00:33:30,600
但是都要淘汰了

807
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:32,600
对啊所以我就觉得

808
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,333
以前小时候那些夜游不好

809
00:33:34,333 --> 00:33:37,299
那什么现在还上提督带抓蝴蝶嘛

810
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,066
要看看这个月的营收情况怎么样了

811
00:33:41,066 --> 00:33:43,666
那可能如果说如果说营收不好的话

812
00:33:43,666 --> 00:33:45,733
那真的会直播去抓蝴蝶

813
00:33:48,333 --> 00:33:49,999
哎呦但是我的那个什么

814
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,900
我的那个报价比市场价

815
00:33:52,900 --> 00:33:54,933
估计现在已经高了10倍了

816
00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:59,166
当年好像就有一些地方包高了10倍的

817
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:00,000
嗯

818
00:34:01,066 --> 00:34:03,999
主播能祝天下有情人终成眷属吗

819
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,333
今天是1月14号

820
00:34:05,333 --> 00:34:07,499
你创造了什么情人节出来吗

821
00:34:08,500 --> 00:34:09,200
2月14号

822
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:12,600
是正常的男生送女生礼物的情人节

823
00:34:12,766 --> 00:34:15,199
3月14号是如果你喜欢这个男生

824
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,900
你要回送这个男生礼物的白色情人节

825
00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:20,533
啊然后12月14号呢

826
00:34:20,533 --> 00:34:22,766
是a送的贝拉情人节

827
00:34:23,100 --> 00:34:24,666
然后11月14号是什么

828
00:34:24,666 --> 00:34:25,566
初雪情人节

829
00:34:25,566 --> 00:34:27,866
那这个1月14号是什么情人节呢

830
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:32,333
今天是烤肉情人节了

831
00:34:32,333 --> 00:34:34,133
我宣布今天烤肉情人节

832
00:34:34,133 --> 00:34:36,366
因为我今天吃烤肉了嗯

833
00:34:40,466 --> 00:34:42,399
好耶嗨金包

834
00:34:45,533 --> 00:34:46,599
怎么这么多啊

835
00:34:46,766 --> 00:34:48,766
不知道呀不知道呀

836
00:34:48,766 --> 00:34:53,699
就像双十一双十二都是消费节一样

837
00:34:53,766 --> 00:34:55,599
是吧下辈子

838
00:34:55,600 --> 00:35:00,400
哈哈哈是不背着嫩说啊

839
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:01,866
没背吧只能说

840
00:35:01,866 --> 00:35:04,533
对于每一个消费见解都了如指掌啊

841
00:35:04,533 --> 00:35:05,333
大家

842
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,300
如数家珍

843
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:10,566
那毕竟毕竟什么呀

844
00:35:10,566 --> 00:35:13,133
毕竟那个情人节跟七夕的时候

845
00:35:13,133 --> 00:35:15,599
对28996还是特殊的

846
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:19,733
特殊就特殊在虽然主播没有女友营业

847
00:35:19,733 --> 00:35:22,499
但是这一天一般营收都会不错

848
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:25,266
营收不错的主要原因是这一天生

849
00:35:25,266 --> 00:35:27,166
牌子是双倍亲密度的

850
00:35:28,266 --> 00:35:31,533
换句话来说卡房管充的半价

851
00:35:32,933 --> 00:35:34,666
哈晚安hunter

852
00:35:34,666 --> 00:35:35,399
我叫思密

853
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:36,333
我叫思密

854
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:37,200
嗯

855
00:35:38,300 --> 00:35:40,733
说明跟小男友玩过很多情人节

856
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:43,500
不过不得不说

857
00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:45,466
我觉得我身边的男生

858
00:35:45,466 --> 00:35:47,999
我目前没有认识一个

859
00:35:48,133 --> 00:35:50,533
不是说小男友不小男友的问题

860
00:35:50,533 --> 00:35:53,266
就感觉每一个人都在宣称

861
00:35:53,266 --> 00:35:55,899
我从来不过这种节日

862
00:35:55,966 --> 00:35:58,099
这种节日的范围很广啊

863
00:35:58,366 --> 00:36:00,066
就是一般没有人说春节

864
00:36:00,066 --> 00:36:02,166
因为这个东西就不过的话有点不像

865
00:36:02,166 --> 00:36:03,499
不像中国人的

866
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:05,100
一般就是什么呢

867
00:36:05,266 --> 00:36:07,799
一般就是会说啊

868
00:36:07,933 --> 00:36:09,766
我从来不过七夕

869
00:36:09,933 --> 00:36:11,699
我从来不过生日

870
00:36:11,766 --> 00:36:13,566
我从来不过中秋节

871
00:36:13,566 --> 00:36:15,333
我家里没有这个传统

872
00:36:15,466 --> 00:36:16,333
为什么呀

873
00:36:17,166 --> 00:36:18,666
我想知道为什么呀

874
00:36:18,900 --> 00:36:21,133
那这个这个都是谁在过啊

875
00:36:21,300 --> 00:36:22,466
过情人节过

876
00:36:22,466 --> 00:36:24,333
过七夕过中秋啊

877
00:36:24,333 --> 00:36:25,933
还有一些什么之类的

878
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,366
都是谁在过啊

879
00:36:29,566 --> 00:36:30,399
还有这事

880
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:31,300
那可不有这事

881
00:36:31,300 --> 00:36:32,100
咋的嘛

882
00:36:32,766 --> 00:36:34,133
主播确实没有女友

883
00:36:34,133 --> 00:36:36,133
人烟那不知道为什么呀

884
00:36:36,133 --> 00:36:38,366
这这这我记得很困扰了

885
00:36:38,366 --> 00:36:38,999
你知道吧

886
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,366
我一直都宣称我每次都过

887
00:36:41,466 --> 00:36:42,766
想到了那些什么呀

888
00:36:42,766 --> 00:36:43,733
你跟米嫣过

889
00:36:43,733 --> 00:36:45,066
你给我滚吧你可

890
00:36:50,166 --> 00:36:52,799
七夕跟情人节确实没什么好过的

891
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:53,466
不是不是

892
00:36:53,466 --> 00:36:56,133
就是当他们有交往对象的时候

893
00:36:56,133 --> 00:36:57,699
不是他们单身的时候

894
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:01,700
他们有交往对象的时候一般会宣称啊

895
00:37:01,700 --> 00:37:04,700
这个我从来都不过这个节啊

896
00:37:04,700 --> 00:37:07,733
是吧你是说今天双倍经验这事

897
00:37:07,733 --> 00:37:08,933
啊啊啊是这样啊

898
00:37:08,933 --> 00:37:10,733
你有人也看腻了

899
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:17,866
也能看腻啊

900
00:37:17,866 --> 00:37:19,866
这版本已经这么全了吗

901
00:37:22,766 --> 00:37:23,566
不行不行

902
00:37:23,566 --> 00:37:24,933
不能跟米娅米娅过

903
00:37:24,933 --> 00:37:27,133
我还是像出道的时候

904
00:37:27,133 --> 00:37:28,133
祝福大家

905
00:37:28,133 --> 00:37:30,866
就是在七夕跟情人节的时候

906
00:37:31,100 --> 00:37:33,800
可以找到心爱的女孩子一起过

907
00:37:34,333 --> 00:37:37,666
虽然到时候可能会有人来跟主播抱怨

908
00:37:37,666 --> 00:37:40,533
主播今天我跟我小女友上街去玩了

909
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,733
感觉不如在家黑天女直播对吧

910
00:37:43,733 --> 00:37:45,899
这样的人我会狠狠的骂她一顿啊

911
00:37:46,166 --> 00:37:48,333
对吧一点也不尊重你女朋友

912
00:37:48,333 --> 00:37:50,399
如果你觉得绵绵好看对吧

913
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:51,666
你也不尊重绵绵啊

914
00:37:51,666 --> 00:37:54,099
你应该把你女朋友带到一个

915
00:37:54,100 --> 00:37:56,400
就是那种可以投影的那种

916
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:57,700
私人影院里面

917
00:37:57,700 --> 00:37:58,866
对吧说亲爱的

918
00:37:58,866 --> 00:38:01,533
今天我们要度过一个难忘的情人节

919
00:38:01,533 --> 00:38:03,899
我要郑重的给你展示一些东西

920
00:38:03,966 --> 00:38:06,366
然后他满脸娇羞的说请问呀亲爱的

921
00:38:06,366 --> 00:38:10,133
然后你把那个背后的屏幕一料啊

922
00:38:10,133 --> 00:38:11,399
你逆光站着

923
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,300
宛如一个不堪爆炸的英雄一般

924
00:38:13,300 --> 00:38:14,400
说亲爱的

925
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:17,466
这就是我的最爱的爱好

926
00:38:17,566 --> 00:38:18,366
在我下班

927
00:38:18,366 --> 00:38:19,166
在我放学

928
00:38:19,166 --> 00:38:21,499
在我有一切压力的时候啊

929
00:38:22,700 --> 00:38:24,866
支持着我的米颜喵叫

930
00:38:25,733 --> 00:38:27,333
然后我在后面嗨

931
00:38:27,566 --> 00:38:29,466
哈哈哈哈

932
00:38:31,766 --> 00:38:32,399
哎对吧

933
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:35,500
这样的话又尊重我又尊重你女朋友

934
00:38:35,700 --> 00:38:37,533
和乐融融啊对吧

935
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:39,266
可以让你女朋友开个小号来

936
00:38:39,266 --> 00:38:40,466
我也管他叫爹

937
00:38:40,533 --> 00:38:41,399
我可以管他叫妈

938
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:42,966
你们两个人夫妻和和美美

939
00:38:42,966 --> 00:38:44,899
我担着你们婚礼的话筒

940
00:38:46,466 --> 00:38:47,999
屎哈哈

941
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,133
什么屎啊

942
00:38:51,100 --> 00:38:55,466
嗨啊哈哈

943
00:38:56,733 --> 00:38:58,666
不如夜光小恐龙

944
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,400
太幼稚太幼稚

945
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:02,000
不行不如我们十八阿

946
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,566
直播间不是

947
00:39:03,566 --> 00:39:05,699
这俩人怎么还没出来啊

948
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,266
这俩人怎么没出来呢

949
00:39:08,266 --> 00:39:09,166
DB找不到了

950
00:39:09,166 --> 00:39:11,366
不放哎呦哪呢

951
00:39:13,333 --> 00:39:14,099
啊撤掉了

952
00:39:14,100 --> 00:39:14,900
哈哈哈

953
00:39:16,066 --> 00:39:17,999
我发现我们房管现在就是

954
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,300
一点都不违背主播的意志啊

955
00:39:20,300 --> 00:39:21,766
贼好你知道吧

956
00:39:21,933 --> 00:39:23,466
以前我你

957
00:39:23,466 --> 00:39:24,866
们都跟我对着干的

958
00:39:24,866 --> 00:39:26,199
主播把谁一封

959
00:39:26,300 --> 00:39:29,566
哎马上就把这个人给放出来

960
00:39:30,300 --> 00:39:33,066
主播那个禁言按钮还没按下去

961
00:39:33,066 --> 00:39:35,599
我发现这人又能在直播间说话了

962
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:36,366
我是怎么回事

963
00:39:36,366 --> 00:39:37,099
一看哎

964
00:39:37,100 --> 00:39:38,500
主播给你放出来了

965
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,200
快跑哈哈哈

966
00:39:41,333 --> 00:39:42,999
让女朋友cos肥猫

967
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,200
两全其美

968
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:46,200
别吧别吧

969
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:47,400
你要cos我的话

970
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:50,333
主播这边是只有总督才送cos服的

971
00:39:50,333 --> 00:39:51,499
没授权的

972
00:39:52,266 --> 00:39:54,899
你这个属于是侵犯了主播的什么

973
00:39:54,900 --> 00:39:55,900
知识产权

974
00:39:57,566 --> 00:39:59,899
侵犯了主播的形象拥有权啊

975
00:39:59,900 --> 00:40:00,800
不可以的

976
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:03,200
嗯谢谢离离的灯牌

977
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:04,200
感谢支持

978
00:40:06,133 --> 00:40:07,799
烟烟亲手关的

979
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,100
你怎么还开小号啊

980
00:40:09,100 --> 00:40:09,900
我操

981
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:12,133
让女朋友靠死猫

982
00:40:12,133 --> 00:40:13,166
不如我自己靠死

983
00:40:13,166 --> 00:40:13,766
对Wifi

984
00:40:13,766 --> 00:40:14,466
坤老师的

985
00:40:14,466 --> 00:40:18,133
这个这个这个这个理解比较超前啊

986
00:40:18,133 --> 00:40:19,399
感觉是这样的

987
00:40:20,266 --> 00:40:21,066
哎很可惜

988
00:40:21,066 --> 00:40:23,466
我们直播间曾经有总督那个什么的

989
00:40:23,933 --> 00:40:27,466
主播直播间曾经是有总督啊

990
00:40:27,466 --> 00:40:28,966
要了主播的cos服的

991
00:40:28,966 --> 00:40:32,133
但是后面他打算跟他的女朋友结婚了

992
00:40:32,133 --> 00:40:33,399
然后就跟主播说

993
00:40:33,533 --> 00:40:36,166
主播你的尸体礼物我要不了了

994
00:40:36,166 --> 00:40:38,133
要不然的话我老婆会把我杀害

995
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,666
要不然我老婆会把我杀了

996
00:40:43,666 --> 00:40:45,266
我说那行那行

997
00:40:45,266 --> 00:40:47,766
你说的对啊是吧

998
00:40:49,533 --> 00:40:51,299
这种都没授权

999
00:40:51,300 --> 00:40:52,200
拦不住啊

1000
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:53,566
那倒也是吧

1001
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,866
主播就是曾经有总督嘛

1002
00:40:55,933 --> 00:40:59,199
能不能不要不要质疑主播的记忆啊

1003
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,800
主播肯定是曾经有过总督的

1004
00:41:04,300 --> 00:41:05,933
主播没有那么多啊

1005
00:41:05,933 --> 00:41:07,899
没有那么多啊嗯

1006
00:41:10,333 --> 00:41:13,499
亲自靠肥猫算百合嘛应该

1007
00:41:23,300 --> 00:41:25,866
生理性别女性啊

1008
00:41:25,866 --> 00:41:27,566
身体心理不是

1009
00:41:27,566 --> 00:41:28,466
怎么说呢

1010
00:41:28,733 --> 00:41:31,533
身体的出生时候的性别是女性

1011
00:41:31,533 --> 00:41:35,066
但是内心的性别认同是男性的人

1012
00:41:35,166 --> 00:41:37,566
和小男娘在一起的话

1013
00:41:37,700 --> 00:41:40,300
那么他们是可以合法领证的

1014
00:41:40,366 --> 00:41:42,299
同性恋还是异性恋呢

1015
00:41:45,366 --> 00:41:45,966
什么玩意

1016
00:41:45,966 --> 00:41:47,333
前十都是谁啊

1017
00:41:47,333 --> 00:41:48,766
你这炫狗

1018
00:41:49,166 --> 00:41:52,333
哎呦主播的初中生种族退款了吧

1019
00:41:52,333 --> 00:41:53,133
你记错了吧

1020
00:41:53,133 --> 00:41:54,699
主播没有初中生种族

1021
00:41:54,700 --> 00:41:56,566
主播的种族都是呃

1022
00:41:56,566 --> 00:41:58,266
都是可以结婚的年纪

1023
00:41:58,333 --> 00:42:00,466
哈哈哈

1024
00:42:00,500 --> 00:42:03,800
他们都应该都是合法结婚的年纪吧

1025
00:42:04,166 --> 00:42:04,966
啊

1026
00:42:05,333 --> 00:42:06,266
这就是美艳

1027
00:42:06,266 --> 00:42:08,133
当年第一的含金量

1028
00:42:08,133 --> 00:42:10,333
你别别别尬吹了

1029
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:15,300
幸好我们直播间

1030
00:42:15,300 --> 00:42:18,266
现在流动的人口不太多啊

1031
00:42:18,333 --> 00:42:20,666
要不然的话一进来把主播举报了

1032
00:42:20,666 --> 00:42:23,133
然后再反手挂到论坛啊

1033
00:42:23,266 --> 00:42:26,466
现在底边小微白日工人在这边做梦

1034
00:42:29,266 --> 00:42:30,299
你说什么

1035
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:33,933
那叫表情的家长

1036
00:42:33,933 --> 00:42:35,199
现在还没播呢

1037
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:36,100
还没播呢

1038
00:42:36,100 --> 00:42:37,666
我们看看那个

1039
00:42:38,733 --> 00:42:40,966
下周排钟表的时候把它排上吧

1040
00:42:40,966 --> 00:42:42,366
这周实在是太忙了

1041
00:42:42,366 --> 00:42:43,766
还得跟大家道个歉

1042
00:42:43,966 --> 00:42:46,999
厚德金斯密巴塞对不起

1043
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:50,200
哈哈哈对不起对不起

1044
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,333
我今天晚上争取也来啊

1045
00:42:52,333 --> 00:42:53,166
争取也来

1046
00:42:53,166 --> 00:42:53,966
呃呃

1047
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:55,533
谢谢苦了

1048
00:42:55,533 --> 00:42:57,333
买这样的10个鸿运圈

1049
00:42:57,333 --> 00:42:58,999
感谢支持后再来一个

1050
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,900
等你4的这段日子a也半死不活

1051
00:43:05,866 --> 00:43:06,899
倒不如说我

1052
00:43:06,900 --> 00:43:10,600
是的这段日子我是有点早啊

1053
00:43:11,466 --> 00:43:17,066
感觉要是主播是去年的七八月份之后

1054
00:43:17,066 --> 00:43:18,733
就9月份开始嘎的

1055
00:43:18,733 --> 00:43:22,566
可能就真真就像大家推测的一样啊

1056
00:43:22,566 --> 00:43:23,999
宣布毕业了

1057
00:43:24,733 --> 00:43:25,599
因为那个时候

1058
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:28,533
应该是整个分区都在走下坡路吧

1059
00:43:28,533 --> 00:43:32,966
就可能你能偶尔举出来几个呃起来的

1060
00:43:32,966 --> 00:43:33,533
或者说

1061
00:43:33,533 --> 00:43:36,599
偶尔举出来几个营收忽然一下暴涨的

1062
00:43:36,666 --> 00:43:37,966
但是我感觉

1063
00:43:37,966 --> 00:43:41,966
这样的人应该不会超过20个

1064
00:43:41,966 --> 00:43:43,699
然后相对的是2,000个

1065
00:43:43,700 --> 00:43:47,066
其他的要么老主播要么新主播

1066
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:49,266
是存量经济的

1067
00:43:49,266 --> 00:43:51,733
然后增量时期增不动的

1068
00:43:51,733 --> 00:43:53,666
频繁转生很乱的

1069
00:43:53,666 --> 00:43:54,466
嗯

1070
00:43:55,366 --> 00:43:56,699
你开播我也不打

1071
00:43:56,700 --> 00:44:00,700
你开播不打你可以答应

1072
00:44:00,700 --> 00:44:02,500
主播能不能留下每个

1073
00:44:02,500 --> 00:44:03,366
月的见长

1074
00:44:03,366 --> 00:44:05,699
维持一下主播最后的体面

1075
00:44:05,700 --> 00:44:07,800
主播真的有焦虑了

1076
00:44:07,866 --> 00:44:10,899
我也想到20天之后

1077
00:44:11,533 --> 00:44:13,599
我一天要掉多少个舰

1078
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:16,266
我那天要掉可能七八十个

1079
00:44:16,266 --> 00:44:17,866
甚至更多的舰长

1080
00:44:17,900 --> 00:44:20,566
哎呦一下就压力拉满啊

1081
00:44:21,366 --> 00:44:24,299
今年Bos虚拟主播好少

1082
00:44:24,500 --> 00:44:26,266
没什么人打了吧

1083
00:44:27,666 --> 00:44:29,533
今年是个什么形式啊

1084
00:44:31,133 --> 00:44:33,899
我没看那个主播庆典盛会

1085
00:44:33,900 --> 00:44:36,466
感觉好像比前年办的去年

1086
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:39,300
前年好像办的要好一点

1087
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:45,900
本来答应了主播这边啊

1088
00:44:45,900 --> 00:44:50,666
这个有什么蓝毯线下观礼啊

1089
00:44:50,733 --> 00:44:52,799
然后还有什么那个呃

1090
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:55,000
可以赠送给观众的那种

1091
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,200
什么什么酒店门票

1092
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:58,966
后面全砍掉了

1093
00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:02,566
气死后面全砍掉了

1094
00:45:04,366 --> 00:45:07,733
掉了那天能开播掉小珍珠吗

1095
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:16,166
主播我是初三学生

1096
00:45:16,166 --> 00:45:19,066
你还要我的舰长吗要

1097
00:45:20,733 --> 00:45:21,533
要

1098
00:45:24,100 --> 00:45:26,900
因为大家都知道你不是足坛学生

1099
00:45:27,300 --> 00:45:29,700
你这复活150还不够体面

1100
00:45:30,100 --> 00:45:32,200
就也还行吧

1101
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:33,000
挺好的

1102
00:45:33,866 --> 00:45:36,133
确实是远超想象的体面

1103
00:45:36,133 --> 00:45:36,933
嘿嘿

1104
00:45:37,533 --> 00:45:38,133
你说的对

1105
00:45:38,133 --> 00:45:40,199
但白雪爱莉亚转生300

1106
00:45:40,466 --> 00:45:42,066
三种毒300剑

1107
00:45:42,066 --> 00:45:44,566
那人家首先是转生啊

1108
00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:46,133
然后是什么呢

1109
00:45:47,533 --> 00:45:49,366
啊啊

1110
00:45:50,766 --> 00:45:53,766
首先人家是知名虚拟主播

1111
00:45:53,866 --> 00:45:56,066
而主播只是一个迪拜主播

1112
00:45:56,100 --> 00:45:57,133
已经可以了

1113
00:45:57,133 --> 00:45:58,799
已经够好了啊

1114
00:45:59,666 --> 00:46:00,533
挺不错的了

1115
00:46:00,533 --> 00:46:02,666
你拿了小姨子的账号

1116
00:46:02,766 --> 00:46:04,699
你小姨子多大岁数啊

1117
00:46:08,900 --> 00:46:10,000
主播你是出生

1118
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,100
还有舰长吗

1119
00:46:11,100 --> 00:46:11,900
不对的

1120
00:46:13,100 --> 00:46:14,533
你给主播上了舰长

1121
00:46:14,533 --> 00:46:15,999
你就是主播的爹啊

1122
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,666
不管你曾经是什么物种

1123
00:46:17,666 --> 00:46:19,999
拥有什么样的这个黑历史啊

1124
00:46:20,166 --> 00:46:22,466
又怎么样黯淡的这个过去

1125
00:46:22,466 --> 00:46:24,599
但是在主播289962这里

1126
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:26,533
圣彼岸都会既往不咎

1127
00:46:26,533 --> 00:46:28,566
都会原谅你一切的失误

1128
00:46:28,566 --> 00:46:31,366
然后散发出强力的圣光来

1129
00:46:31,366 --> 00:46:33,933
温柔慈爱的叫你一声爹啊嗯

1130
00:46:35,700 --> 00:46:37,866
初三啊真初三学生啊

1131
00:46:37,866 --> 00:46:39,966
那那那还是算了吧

1132
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:43,300
主要是不是怕你退款什么的

1133
00:46:43,300 --> 00:46:45,766
主要是怕你小姨子回家之后

1134
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,500
发现自己b站账号上面

1135
00:46:47,500 --> 00:46:49,366
多了一个陌生的这个牌子

1136
00:46:49,366 --> 00:46:52,599
本来他想打开b站看点明星资讯

1137
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:53,566
看点新闻

1138
00:46:53,566 --> 00:46:56,999
然后搜搜那个那个方程怎么解啊

1139
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,666
搜搜这些东西的时候

1140
00:46:58,700 --> 00:46:59,566
意外的发现

1141
00:46:59,566 --> 00:47:01,499
自己多了一个叫烟烟人的牌子

1142
00:47:01,500 --> 00:47:02,766
一点进主播直播间

1143
00:47:02,766 --> 00:47:04,499
主播正在这边大砍特砍

1144
00:47:04,500 --> 00:47:06,333
自己贫瘠的理论知识啊

1145
00:47:06,533 --> 00:47:07,766
然后主播正在电棍

1146
00:47:07,766 --> 00:47:10,599
啊哈感觉会对你未成年的小姨子

1147
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:12,466
造成一定的心理阴影啊

1148
00:47:13,533 --> 00:47:13,933
我操我爹

1149
00:47:13,933 --> 00:47:15,566
谢谢某不知名毕加

1150
00:47:15,566 --> 00:47:18,066
入户是为了见长后特立而立

1151
00:47:18,066 --> 00:47:20,266
感动谢谢谢谢

1152
00:47:20,733 --> 00:47:22,466
太破费了

1153
00:47:24,133 --> 00:47:26,466
谢谢我操我爹

1154
00:47:28,566 --> 00:47:29,799
感谢支持

1155
00:47:30,266 --> 00:47:31,499
嗯真的

1156
00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:34,000
他的可莉克芙都是我帮忙买的

1157
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,300
不过不得不说啊

1158
00:47:35,533 --> 00:47:37,799
如果说我在我十四五岁的时候

1159
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:40,400
有一个能帮我买可莉克芙的

1160
00:47:40,500 --> 00:47:41,400
家里面的长辈

1161
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:42,000
那我会觉得

1162
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,700
他简直就是我的高山流水之一啊

1163
00:47:45,533 --> 00:47:48,333
有一些角色有一些东西

1164
00:47:48,333 --> 00:47:50,699
但确实只能在年龄小的时候靠自己

1165
00:47:50,700 --> 00:47:53,100
尤其是那些一米四一米五的这种

1166
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:55,200
这种角色啊啊

1167
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:57,300
你长大了之后就没有那个气质了

1168
00:47:57,300 --> 00:47:58,600
只能含恨而终

1169
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,900
我操爹太破费了

1170
00:48:03,533 --> 00:48:04,766
先定一个小目标

1171
00:48:04,766 --> 00:48:05,799
冲一个千剑

1172
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:07,500
出一个像神一样的

1173
00:48:07,500 --> 00:48:08,300
翻唱

1174
00:48:09,100 --> 00:48:10,733
那个真不行吧

1175
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:12,500
什么时候能翻一个

1176
00:48:12,500 --> 00:48:15,300
什么电棍象神一样啊

1177
00:48:15,300 --> 00:48:17,600
可能还有一点点的胜算

1178
00:48:18,100 --> 00:48:20,066
就连电棍的那个转圣苹果

1179
00:48:20,066 --> 00:48:20,899
我都唱不下来

1180
00:48:20,900 --> 00:48:21,266
但我觉得

1181
00:48:21,266 --> 00:48:24,533
转圣苹果好像比那个象神一样啊要

1182
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,466
要难一些吧

1183
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:32,733
有没有懂丽语的哥哥姐姐啊

1184
00:48:32,866 --> 00:48:34,533
弟弟妹妹来指导一下

1185
00:48:34,533 --> 00:48:37,166
主播这两首歌到底哪个比较难一点

1186
00:48:37,166 --> 00:48:38,266
我是觉得

1187
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:43,266
抱歉抱歉

1188
00:48:43,266 --> 00:48:44,599
嗓子不太舒服

1189
00:48:45,966 --> 00:48:46,733
我是觉得

1190
00:48:46,733 --> 00:48:50,333
那个好像转向苹果会更难一点

1191
00:48:50,333 --> 00:48:52,366
因为它实在太快了

1192
00:48:52,700 --> 00:48:54,000
然后像神一样啊

1193
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,933
中间那个念白我也应该念不下来啊

1194
00:48:56,933 --> 00:48:57,733
嗯

1195
00:48:58,500 --> 00:49:00,300
谢谢贝拉子生草捏

1196
00:49:00,300 --> 00:49:01,466
感谢支持

1197
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:08,166
剩下咽炎人了

1198
00:49:08,166 --> 00:49:09,566
那是吧就是

1199
00:49:09,766 --> 00:49:11,799
离了暴雪还要掐蒙音

1200
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:12,866
是这样的

1201
00:49:14,166 --> 00:49:15,966
哎职业素养

1202
00:49:16,333 --> 00:49:17,266
职业素养

1203
00:49:17,266 --> 00:49:19,933
离了暴雪还要掐蒙音是这样的

1204
00:49:20,333 --> 00:49:22,933
这就是主播最后的倔强了

1205
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:34,166
连这一段这个我都唱不下来

1206
00:49:35,266 --> 00:49:36,799
boom boom

1207
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:40,000
boom

1208
00:49:46,100 --> 00:49:46,366
说实话

1209
00:49:46,366 --> 00:49:49,299
有好多歌都是以前唱过蛮多的

1210
00:49:49,300 --> 00:49:51,966
但是就是后面发现不会例语

1211
00:49:51,966 --> 00:49:52,966
或者不会英语

1212
00:49:52,966 --> 00:49:54,966
所以从来都没拿出来唱过

1213
00:49:55,500 --> 00:49:59,166
谢谢狗狗显卡的小花红豆你艾丽卡多

1214
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,333
哎呦我刚才说小花仙没说完

1215
00:50:02,366 --> 00:50:04,266
话题被带到别的地方去

1216
00:50:04,266 --> 00:50:06,666
我再说说这个小花仙的问题吧

1217
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:09,266
就一开始他不是不充值吗

1218
00:50:09,366 --> 00:50:11,199
然后后面的时候

1219
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:13,733
他就变得逐渐的开始氪金了

1220
00:50:14,166 --> 00:50:15,933
自从他换了画风之后

1221
00:50:15,933 --> 00:50:17,166
他其实明白

1222
00:50:17,266 --> 00:50:19,799
现在还留下的观众想看什么

1223
00:50:20,300 --> 00:50:21,300
而我呢

1224
00:50:21,366 --> 00:50:25,333
确实在2017一八年之后还在玩这个游戏

1225
00:50:25,333 --> 00:50:26,466
就是为了这个

1226
00:50:27,100 --> 00:50:29,066
我一直在追捧

1227
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:30,400
哎呦不是追捧吧

1228
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:33,000
我一直在这个追

1229
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:36,333
里面的一对骨科兄弟的剧情啊

1230
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:40,366
他们两个人的剧情线从三辈子开始

1231
00:50:40,366 --> 00:50:43,766
到三辈子之后都被淘米安排完了

1232
00:50:44,333 --> 00:50:46,133
他们在第一辈子的时候呢

1233
00:50:46,133 --> 00:50:47,899
是这个这个敌对的兄弟

1234
00:50:47,900 --> 00:50:49,766
第二辈子的时候是情侣

1235
00:50:50,066 --> 00:50:51,699
然后第三辈子的时候呢

1236
00:50:51,700 --> 00:50:52,933
互相杀了彼此

1237
00:50:52,933 --> 00:50:54,699
转生到现在这个世界

1238
00:50:54,866 --> 00:50:57,366
一个人注定会杀了他们俩的爹

1239
00:50:57,366 --> 00:50:58,333
成为魔王

1240
00:50:58,500 --> 00:50:59,566
而另一个人呢

1241
00:50:59,566 --> 00:51:02,499
则是继承一个国家的这种温柔

1242
00:51:02,500 --> 00:51:04,066
男妈妈性格的这种

1243
00:51:04,066 --> 00:51:06,299
这种男主角啊

1244
00:51:06,300 --> 00:51:08,766
所以说他就非常的好吃

1245
00:51:08,766 --> 00:51:10,199
而且非常的缝合

1246
00:51:10,466 --> 00:51:13,499
并且因为每年冬天到过年的时候

1247
00:51:13,500 --> 00:51:16,133
固定会更新这两个人的主线剧情

1248
00:51:16,266 --> 00:51:18,866
已经成为了淘米的一种历史惯例啊

1249
00:51:18,866 --> 00:51:19,199
所以说

1250
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:22,133
我每年冬天基本上都会回去看一下

1251
00:51:22,133 --> 00:51:23,399
他们两个的剧情

1252
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:25,133
今年进展到什么程度了

1253
00:51:25,133 --> 00:51:26,766
他是与时俱进的

1254
00:51:27,300 --> 00:51:29,200
就有一些游戏的那种CP嘛

1255
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:31,800
在当年的眼光看起来挺好看的

1256
00:51:32,866 --> 00:51:34,899
现在的眼光看起来就不行

1257
00:51:34,900 --> 00:51:36,000
但这一对就不存在

1258
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:36,533
这个问题

1259
00:51:36,533 --> 00:51:38,733
因为他们已经把他们当成

1260
00:51:38,733 --> 00:51:40,366
这个游戏的摇钱树了

1261
00:51:40,366 --> 00:51:43,266
就只要他们两个人还在

1262
00:51:43,266 --> 00:51:46,266
就还会每年有一批像我一样的剧情的

1263
00:51:46,733 --> 00:51:47,799
到了过年的时候

1264
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:49,566
正好兜里面有点零花钱

1265
00:51:49,566 --> 00:51:51,666
然后回去看一眼他们的剧情

1266
00:51:51,766 --> 00:51:53,499
顺便看看出了什么衣服

1267
00:51:53,500 --> 00:51:54,600
哎给充点钱

1268
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:56,500
我觉得他真的就是邪

1269
00:51:56,500 --> 00:51:58,800
什么邪天子以令诸侯啊

1270
00:51:59,133 --> 00:52:01,899
完美的戳中了我喜欢看的所有的东西

1271
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:03,266
比如说什么呢

1272
00:52:03,300 --> 00:52:04,600
啊又渲染

1273
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:05,600
比如说骨科

1274
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:07,200
比如说相爱相杀

1275
00:52:07,466 --> 00:52:10,366
然后两个人有一些那个宿命的命定感

1276
00:52:10,366 --> 00:52:13,199
然后彼此不可替代的这种精神共鸣

1277
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:14,700
即使是在敌对立场上

1278
00:52:14,700 --> 00:52:17,166
仍然在心里面理解彼此

1279
00:52:17,166 --> 00:52:19,266
然后再有一些必要的时刻

1280
00:52:19,300 --> 00:52:21,600
愿意放弃一切的家国大义啊

1281
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:24,300
然后就比较自私的只作为一个

1282
00:52:24,300 --> 00:52:26,100
一个人一个家人

1283
00:52:26,100 --> 00:52:28,600
然后跟对方一起死之类的

1284
00:52:31,100 --> 00:52:33,133
这完美的戳中了主播

1285
00:52:33,133 --> 00:52:35,533
对于一些虚构CP的这种

1286
00:52:35,533 --> 00:52:36,699
这种爱好啊

1287
00:52:36,700 --> 00:52:39,466
主播真的很喜欢这种这种感觉嗯

1288
00:52:40,766 --> 00:52:42,333
淘米的钱都是怎么来的

1289
00:52:42,333 --> 00:52:43,499
我不知道呀

1290
00:52:43,966 --> 00:52:46,066
你还带什么枫叶吗

1291
00:52:46,133 --> 00:52:47,666
嗯嗯带着

1292
00:52:51,166 --> 00:52:51,866
6 怎么这么6

1293
00:52:51,866 --> 00:52:53,799
你们被主播的XP震惊了吗

1294
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:55,400
你们不喜欢在虚拟世界里面

1295
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:57,266
寻找一些扭曲的恋爱吗

1296
00:52:58,066 --> 00:53:01,733
现实世界里面已经已经够平淡了

1297
00:53:01,733 --> 00:53:03,766
你们都不喜欢看这种扭曲的吗

1298
00:53:03,766 --> 00:53:05,733
那你们平常都在看什么呀

1299
00:53:07,133 --> 00:53:09,866
啊我以为所有人都喜欢这种剧情呢

1300
00:53:15,133 --> 00:53:16,733
呃呃有点震撼

1301
00:53:16,733 --> 00:53:18,699
真的吗嗯

1302
00:53:22,933 --> 00:53:25,766
真的吗你们也太健康了吧

1303
00:53:28,133 --> 00:53:31,899
看一期黑鸭老师的本子答着答

1304
00:53:34,500 --> 00:53:36,733
你让我搜一下一期

1305
00:53:41,700 --> 00:53:43,400
管不管万世千秋

1306
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:45,366
求只求爱化解

1307
00:53:45,366 --> 00:53:47,799
这万丈红尘纷乱永无休

1308
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:49,700
爱更爱天长地久

1309
00:53:49,700 --> 00:53:51,333
要更要似水温柔

1310
00:53:51,333 --> 00:53:53,533
谁在乎谁主春秋

1311
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:56,966
一生有爱何惧风飞沙

1312
00:53:57,100 --> 00:54:00,466
悲白发留不住芳华

1313
00:54:01,066 --> 00:54:02,899
抛去江山如画

1314
00:54:02,900 --> 00:54:04,700
换她笑面如花

1315
00:54:04,700 --> 00:54:07,366
抵过这一生空牵挂

1316
00:54:07,866 --> 00:54:12,366
心若无怨爱恨也随他天地大

1317
00:54:12,966 --> 00:54:14,899
感觉这画风好古老啊

1318
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:20,333
就明显是男生会看的那种

1319
00:54:20,333 --> 00:54:21,133
你知道吧

1320
00:54:21,333 --> 00:54:22,133
因为女生

1321
00:54:22,133 --> 00:54:24,866
感觉对于本子画风的时髦程度

1322
00:54:25,100 --> 00:54:28,266
时尚程度跟新潮程度要求都挺高的

1323
00:54:28,266 --> 00:54:29,699
就漫画也是吧

1324
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,900
除非是那种就是特别有自己画风

1325
00:54:31,900 --> 00:54:32,933
然后特别细节的

1326
00:54:32,933 --> 00:54:34,766
要不然我感觉就

1327
00:54:34,933 --> 00:54:37,566
还是比较喜欢看最近几年时髦的

1328
00:54:37,566 --> 00:54:38,899
这种漫画

1329
00:54:40,466 --> 00:54:43,299
一看就知道肥猫平时没看过多少本子

1330
00:54:43,300 --> 00:54:44,166
那确实吧

1331
00:54:44,166 --> 00:54:45,366
我是云玩家

1332
00:54:45,366 --> 00:54:47,799
不仅体现在游戏动画

1333
00:54:47,900 --> 00:54:50,500
电影各个知识领域

1334
00:54:50,500 --> 00:54:52,900
同样也贴在本子上面啊

1335
00:54:52,900 --> 00:54:55,466
确实没没有没有怎么研究过这种东西

1336
00:54:55,466 --> 00:54:56,733
我应该研究吗

1337
00:54:58,133 --> 00:55:01,166
时髦就是没有特别强的年代感吧

1338
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:01,766
比如说

1339
00:55:01,766 --> 00:55:04,733
那个经典的噶尔根本的那种眼睛

1340
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:06,200
那种比较宽的眼睛

1341
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:08,866
放在现在就不算是一个时髦的画风

1342
00:55:08,866 --> 00:55:11,599
算是比较复古的那种情况了嗯

1343
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:15,666
你的赛博董哥那

1344
00:55:15,666 --> 00:55:17,099
对啊赛博董哥

1345
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:18,400
每个人都有一个

1346
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:21,166
在现实世界中成为董哥的梦想吗

1347
00:55:21,166 --> 00:55:24,099
但是也不是每个人都能成功的

1348
00:55:24,100 --> 00:55:25,133
我觉得是这样

1349
00:55:25,133 --> 00:55:26,499
哈哈哈

1350
00:55:26,966 --> 00:55:28,933
因为你在现实世界里面当董哥

1351
00:55:28,933 --> 00:55:30,166
可能会被人打

1352
00:55:30,466 --> 00:55:32,333
但是在网上当董哥的话

1353
00:55:32,466 --> 00:55:35,333
大家对我不爽也只能关掉直播间

1354
00:55:35,333 --> 00:55:36,866
就没有别的办法了

1355
00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:38,533
就很开心

1356
00:55:42,066 --> 00:55:43,766
我发现这个这个

1357
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,866
网易云歌单我都不会唱

1358
00:55:45,866 --> 00:55:47,099
但我的QQ音乐的歌单

1359
00:55:47,100 --> 00:55:49,800
大部分都能哼两句哎嗯

1360
00:55:51,466 --> 00:55:53,499
人称小博本的欧亨利

1361
00:55:53,566 --> 00:55:57,933
为什么要在本子里面寻找寻找失忆啊

1362
00:55:58,200 --> 00:56:01,533
哎我发现真的就是就是会这样

1363
00:56:01,533 --> 00:56:03,166
就像我之前有那个问题

1364
00:56:03,166 --> 00:56:05,766
就是为什么在看虚拟主播的时候

1365
00:56:05,766 --> 00:56:07,366
你想从虚拟主播身上

1366
00:56:07,533 --> 00:56:09,199
学到点寓教于乐的东西

1367
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:12,000
比如今年我看那个彩虹的那个

1368
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:15,733
伊恩分布是想学英语啊之类的

1369
00:56:16,466 --> 00:56:18,966
就是他他他

1370
00:56:18,966 --> 00:56:21,533
应该把一些内涵结合在一起

1371
00:56:21,533 --> 00:56:23,766
然后就会让你觉得这个东西比较厉害

1372
00:56:23,766 --> 00:56:24,799
是这样子吗

1373
00:56:25,133 --> 00:56:27,966
欧亨利是短篇小说的主宰我知道

1374
00:56:29,966 --> 00:56:31,933
我不会连这个都不知道吧

1375
00:56:31,933 --> 00:56:33,499
这个我还是知道的

1376
00:56:33,966 --> 00:56:35,699
他不是在写过课文吗

1377
00:56:36,700 --> 00:56:38,400
你要是说点那种婆罗门的

1378
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:39,133
我应该不知道

1379
00:56:39,133 --> 00:56:40,933
哦你我不会不知道的

1380
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:45,800
有点破防有点破防哎呦

1381
00:56:48,266 --> 00:56:49,399
然后不是举办吗

1382
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:50,866
刚刚的好画风

1383
00:56:50,866 --> 00:56:53,766
同时代的风格也能明显的分出好坏

1384
00:56:53,766 --> 00:56:56,266
这一看就是纯纯的高贵玩家

1385
00:56:56,700 --> 00:56:58,266
吓到了对不起

1386
00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:01,566
对不起我不应该大喊大叫

1387
00:57:01,566 --> 00:57:02,466
死命8岁

1388
00:57:02,466 --> 00:57:03,266
死命8岁

1389
00:57:03,266 --> 00:57:05,199
呃但是确实有点破防

1390
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:12,566
刚才是破音了吗

1391
00:57:12,566 --> 00:57:13,299
对不起对不起

1392
00:57:13,300 --> 00:57:13,733
主播

1393
00:57:13,733 --> 00:57:16,599
主播的淑女形象一下子被主播打破了

1394
00:57:16,700 --> 00:57:18,166
碰到你斯密巴塞

1395
00:57:19,166 --> 00:57:23,933
连我们直播间冷静的p图boss

1396
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:25,366
都会说出吓到了

1397
00:57:25,366 --> 00:57:28,299
这种话斯密巴塞呃呃

1398
00:57:30,733 --> 00:57:31,966
没有感觉有点

1399
00:57:31,966 --> 00:57:34,366
有点踩到主播这个文盲的痛脚了

1400
00:57:34,366 --> 00:57:35,899
你知道因为一般人来说

1401
00:57:35,900 --> 00:57:37,866
你跟主播说主播你太不会聊天了

1402
00:57:37,866 --> 00:57:38,966
大家都不愿意听你说话

1403
00:57:38,966 --> 00:57:40,133
你三棍子打不出一个屁

1404
00:57:40,133 --> 00:57:41,066
主播只能说对对对

1405
00:57:41,066 --> 00:57:42,133
你说的都对啊

1406
00:57:42,266 --> 00:57:43,333
你说的是对的

1407
00:57:43,333 --> 00:57:44,599
你知道为什么吗

1408
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:46,300
啊因为这个怎么说的

1409
00:57:46,466 --> 00:57:46,966
但是如果

1410
00:57:46,966 --> 00:57:48,533
如果如果你说主播

1411
00:57:48,533 --> 00:57:50,866
你知不知道那个高斯是数学家

1412
00:57:50,866 --> 00:57:53,266
欧亨利是写短篇小说的啊

1413
00:57:53,266 --> 00:57:56,066
主播就会觉得自己其实是个文盲

1414
00:57:56,066 --> 00:57:57,766
的事情然后就被你发现吗

1415
00:57:57,766 --> 00:58:00,099
然后这个喜欢喜欢马嘉祺

1416
00:58:00,100 --> 00:58:01,466
被你发现了之后

1417
00:58:02,966 --> 00:58:04,533
之后就会很破防

1418
00:58:04,700 --> 00:58:05,100
然后

1419
00:58:05,100 --> 00:58:08,066
因为主播确实在这个上面有所欠缺啊

1420
00:58:08,066 --> 00:58:09,866
说欧合力怎么会理解到失意

1421
00:58:09,866 --> 00:58:11,933
的没有只是因为我的脑子比较跳

1422
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:14,733
肥猫哈喽蛋蛋

1423
00:58:16,466 --> 00:58:17,266
唉

1424
00:58:19,766 --> 00:58:21,299
好吵啊这首歌

1425
00:58:28,533 --> 00:58:31,733
但是我真的知道奥利是短篇小说

1426
00:58:31,866 --> 00:58:32,999
不知道吗

1427
00:58:34,866 --> 00:58:36,866
我应该知道的

1428
00:58:38,366 --> 00:58:39,166
哎

1429
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:49,566
圣夜战歌是什么东西啊

1430
00:58:52,266 --> 00:58:53,999
我刚把浏览器关掉

1431
00:58:54,733 --> 00:58:55,966
其实每次你们在我直播间

1432
00:58:55,966 --> 00:58:56,999
说一些我听不懂的事

1433
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,333
我就想去搜一下

1434
00:59:10,166 --> 00:59:10,966
这不是

1435
00:59:12,666 --> 00:59:13,666
脆骨肉的

1436
00:59:15,766 --> 00:59:19,099
一首夜游曲吗

1437
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:21,800
哈喽莫哥

1438
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:22,600
扎西布利亚

1439
00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:23,400
莫哥

1440
00:59:24,166 --> 00:59:25,799
随时补充知识

1441
00:59:26,166 --> 00:59:26,899
哎呦说实话

1442
00:59:26,900 --> 00:59:29,500
我有考虑过想换一个静音鼠标的

1443
00:59:29,700 --> 00:59:31,566
我记得上次是谁发弹幕

1444
00:59:31,566 --> 00:59:33,966
说主播转尾巴飞走的时候

1445
00:59:34,466 --> 00:59:35,999
老是能听见鼠标声

1446
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,466
一点也没有这种沉浸式的RP体

1447
00:59:38,466 --> 00:59:41,333
哈哈哈本来应该是很完美的

1448
00:59:41,666 --> 00:59:43,133
本来应该是很完美的

1449
00:59:43,133 --> 00:59:44,933
这种这种RP嘛

1450
00:59:44,933 --> 00:59:45,733
早上好燕子

1451
00:59:45,733 --> 00:59:47,099
thank you哥哥

1452
00:59:48,900 --> 00:59:51,600
要听本来本来应该很完美的

1453
00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:53,733
结果就鼠标声毁了这个家

1454
00:59:53,733 --> 00:59:54,666
哈哈

1455
00:59:55,866 --> 00:59:57,799
微信好像是是这样的

1456
00:59:57,800 --> 00:59:59,300
你现在是什么鼠标我

1457
01:00:02,466 --> 01:00:07,266
产品名称鼠标它印在上面了

1458
01:00:07,266 --> 01:00:07,866
我不知道

1459
01:00:07,866 --> 01:00:09,299
反正是我当时

1460
01:00:09,700 --> 01:00:12,000
当时在那个知乎上面提问

1461
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,800
我说米娜什么QQ6啊

1462
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:17,666
这个王嘉欣想要买一款鼠标啊

1463
01:00:17,866 --> 01:00:21,299
因为之前用的9块9的买笔记本电脑

1464
01:00:21,300 --> 01:00:24,366
赠送的鼠标比笔记本电脑更早死掉了

1465
01:00:24,900 --> 01:00:26,366
所以说想要一款鼠标

1466
01:00:26,366 --> 01:00:28,699
现在想问一下各位大家呃

1467
01:00:28,700 --> 01:00:32,866
这个鼠标的话应该买什么样的牌子呢

1468
01:00:32,866 --> 01:00:35,133
就是需要它耐用一些啊

1469
01:00:35,133 --> 01:00:36,199
线长一点

1470
01:00:36,966 --> 01:00:39,866
呃最好还是比较适合女孩子用的

1471
01:00:40,100 --> 01:00:42,000
然后括号备注主播的

1472
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:42,500
啊不是

1473
01:00:42,500 --> 01:00:44,400
对不起我的手比较小

1474
01:00:44,666 --> 01:00:47,133
就是比较大的那种鼠标可能握不住

1475
01:00:47,133 --> 01:00:48,999
我比较喜欢握在鼠标上面用

1476
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:49,800
它

1477
01:00:50,500 --> 01:00:52,333
如果比较大的话我握不住他们

1478
01:00:52,333 --> 01:00:53,866
就有人给我推荐这个

1479
01:00:53,866 --> 01:00:55,499
这个冰什么什么

1480
01:00:57,366 --> 01:00:58,166
冰

1481
01:00:58,533 --> 01:00:59,333
冰

1482
01:00:59,533 --> 01:01:00,566
卧槽冰

1483
01:01:01,666 --> 01:01:02,666
他是一个

1484
01:01:03,133 --> 01:01:05,499
嗯我搜一下吧

1485
01:01:05,733 --> 01:01:07,066
翻过来看看标签

1486
01:01:07,066 --> 01:01:09,766
没有标签那上面就写那个产品名称

1487
01:01:09,766 --> 01:01:11,466
鼠标他就印了个鼠标

1488
01:01:12,533 --> 01:01:13,666
白色的哦

1489
01:01:17,166 --> 01:01:19,899
可能叫什么冰寒或者冰魄之类的

1490
01:01:19,900 --> 01:01:21,900
一款啊 300来块钱

1491
01:01:23,100 --> 01:01:24,000
我买到手了

1492
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:26,933
发现之后他还是不太符合我的要求

1493
01:01:26,933 --> 01:01:29,466
因为你们听他这个第一次重

1494
01:01:29,466 --> 01:01:31,666
第二次他这个声音还是很大

1495
01:01:35,366 --> 01:01:36,699
冰破是吧

1496
01:01:37,266 --> 01:01:40,099
好贵付我不知道呀

1497
01:01:40,166 --> 01:01:42,566
当时我问我说买一个好一点的

1498
01:01:42,566 --> 01:01:43,399
耐用一点的

1499
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:45,366
他们说你要买多少钱的

1500
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:46,100
有一百多的

1501
01:01:46,100 --> 01:01:46,566
二百多的

1502
01:01:46,566 --> 01:01:47,199
三百多的

1503
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:47,566
我心想

1504
01:01:47,566 --> 01:01:49,966
一百多和三百多也不太也不太太多吧

1505
01:01:49,966 --> 01:01:51,699
我就说那买三百多的吧

1506
01:01:52,300 --> 01:01:54,566
当时我买的时候应该有300来块钱

1507
01:01:54,866 --> 01:01:56,966
本来想买那个G502的

1508
01:01:56,966 --> 01:01:59,266
我一看他们不推荐我买G502

1509
01:01:59,566 --> 01:02:02,366
说那个G502特别那个

1510
01:02:03,866 --> 01:02:04,799
就特别重

1511
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:06,333
而且还比较大

1512
01:02:06,900 --> 01:02:08,466
然后我就比了一下

1513
01:02:08,466 --> 01:02:10,266
那个G502的那个长度

1514
01:02:10,266 --> 01:02:11,299
跟我手的长度

1515
01:02:11,300 --> 01:02:12,933
我感觉他好像比我手还长

1516
01:02:12,933 --> 01:02:14,266
那可能就不太舒服吧

1517
01:02:14,266 --> 01:02:15,133
我就没买

1518
01:02:17,500 --> 01:02:17,900
那个

1519
01:02:17,900 --> 01:02:20,733
是不是就是为了骨架稍微大一些的

1520
01:02:20,733 --> 01:02:21,733
这种手型

1521
01:02:21,733 --> 01:02:22,766
去设计的

1522
01:02:24,200 --> 01:02:34,266
call me call me what i call me you don't

1523
01:02:36,100 --> 01:02:36,900
know

1524
01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:42,133
what i see

1525
01:02:52,266 --> 01:02:53,266
每次听到这首歌

1526
01:02:53,266 --> 01:02:55,599
听到副歌的时候就想跟着摇一摇啊

1527
01:02:55,900 --> 01:02:56,866
你买了一大堆

1528
01:02:56,866 --> 01:02:58,199
微软3,500

1529
01:02:58,266 --> 01:03:00,099
怎么鼠标还要论堆买的

1530
01:03:00,533 --> 01:03:03,599
我看看微软3,500什么东西啊

1531
01:03:06,933 --> 01:03:08,733
微软3500

1532
01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:18,266
一大堆这个看起来他多少钱啊

1533
01:03:18,966 --> 01:03:21,966
微软3,500鼠标价格报价

1534
01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:24,533
预估到手价709元

1535
01:03:24,533 --> 01:03:25,599
你买一大堆

1536
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:37,266
这就是副歌的世界吗

1537
01:03:38,300 --> 01:03:39,200
60块左右

1538
01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:42,533
为什么我这边看预估报价300多块啊

1539
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:44,766
啊不是700多块啊

1540
01:03:46,466 --> 01:03:47,899
不会被宰了吧

1541
01:03:53,733 --> 01:03:55,866
还有1,039的

1542
01:03:57,466 --> 01:03:59,399
好奇葩呀啊

1543
01:04:06,533 --> 01:04:09,399
很符合我对肥猫支付能力的想象

1544
01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:10,466
我支付能力强

1545
01:04:10,466 --> 01:04:12,066
又不是冤大头啊

1546
01:04:12,066 --> 01:04:13,266
哎呦别提了

1547
01:04:13,933 --> 01:04:16,499
我感觉购物软件会断章取义

1548
01:04:16,500 --> 01:04:20,533
我想买的东西就前几天的时候

1549
01:04:20,533 --> 01:04:22,099
我有个朋友过生日嘛

1550
01:04:22,100 --> 01:04:25,666
然后我就想应该给人家买点东西

1551
01:04:25,666 --> 01:04:27,399
毕竟人家帮了我好多忙

1552
01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:30,866
然后我我那朋友过生日我就问我室友

1553
01:04:30,866 --> 01:04:33,599
我说一般给朋友买东西这位朋友呢

1554
01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:37,666
他呃经济条件挺好的

1555
01:04:37,733 --> 01:04:40,333
然后我的经济条件又没有特别好

1556
01:04:40,333 --> 01:04:41,666
就怎么样买礼物

1557
01:04:41,666 --> 01:04:44,899
才能在比较抱有分寸感的情况下

1558
01:04:44,900 --> 01:04:45,933
既不失礼貌

1559
01:04:45,933 --> 01:04:47,733
又让对方没有觉得被怠慢

1560
01:04:47,733 --> 01:04:49,733
然后对方收到也会很开心

1561
01:04:49,733 --> 01:04:50,699
无论什么样的人

1562
01:04:50,700 --> 01:04:52,766
哪怕不清楚喜好也用得上呢

1563
01:04:52,933 --> 01:04:55,899
然后我朋友说你这个朋友他成年了吗

1564
01:04:56,133 --> 01:04:57,399
然后我说成年了

1565
01:04:57,566 --> 01:04:59,966
然后我朋友我室友想想说

1566
01:04:59,966 --> 01:05:01,599
那还是买个酒吧

1567
01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:03,000
我说但是不喝酒哎

1568
01:05:03,100 --> 01:05:03,500
然后

1569
01:05:03,500 --> 01:05:06,100
之后我打开淘宝去搜这个礼物的时候

1570
01:05:06,100 --> 01:05:07,666
他就给我推了一整天的酒

1571
01:05:07,666 --> 01:05:09,733
我觉得这几天淘宝是废掉了

1572
01:05:12,366 --> 01:05:13,999
买那种贵的小东西

1573
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:16,266
对送礼物还是挺有哲学的

1574
01:05:16,500 --> 01:05:17,666
其实我也有感觉

1575
01:05:17,666 --> 01:05:19,766
就是应该买一些贵的小东西

1576
01:05:19,766 --> 01:05:20,899
要比较极端一点

1577
01:05:20,900 --> 01:05:21,500
就是什么

1578
01:05:21,500 --> 01:05:23,500
Tiffany的曲别针啊之类的

1579
01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:25,166
但是买这种的话

1580
01:05:25,166 --> 01:05:27,199
肯定会被人认为是脑残吧

1581
01:05:28,366 --> 01:05:29,799
就小东西吗

1582
01:05:29,933 --> 01:05:31,466
然后还有什么呢

1583
01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:35,066
还有那种就比如说比较贵的

1584
01:05:35,766 --> 01:05:37,899
在他自己的这个品类里面

1585
01:05:37,900 --> 01:05:39,333
比较贵的东西啊

1586
01:05:39,333 --> 01:05:42,133
比如说1,000块钱一个的化妆镜子

1587
01:05:42,133 --> 01:05:43,899
跟1,000块钱一个的手表

1588
01:05:44,933 --> 01:05:47,866
感觉就不是一个一个等级的东西

1589
01:05:49,733 --> 01:05:50,766
所谓的礼物

1590
01:05:50,766 --> 01:05:52,499
可能在这种时候

1591
01:05:52,700 --> 01:05:54,600
确实就需要考虑到一些

1592
01:05:54,900 --> 01:05:56,800
对方也会觉得好玩

1593
01:05:57,066 --> 01:06:00,766
但是完全不会考虑在日常生活的时候

1594
01:06:00,766 --> 01:06:02,666
去买他的这种东西吧

1595
01:06:03,066 --> 01:06:06,299
嗯我最后买了盒点心

1596
01:06:07,966 --> 01:06:09,333
我觉得不一定要贵

1597
01:06:09,333 --> 01:06:12,166
首先还是首要好看并且其次实用的

1598
01:06:12,166 --> 01:06:12,999
贵的用的上的

1599
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:13,900
1,000的皮带

1600
01:06:13,900 --> 01:06:17,066
我觉得皮带或者说什么香水之类礼物

1601
01:06:17,066 --> 01:06:18,999
虽然也比较体面吧

1602
01:06:19,166 --> 01:06:21,933
但是作作为我去送给人家的话

1603
01:06:21,933 --> 01:06:24,666
可能有点没什么分寸感

1604
01:06:24,900 --> 01:06:26,700
因为感觉这种东西

1605
01:06:26,700 --> 01:06:30,000
不是普通朋友会去送礼物的时候

1606
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:31,966
送到的觉得很奇怪

1607
01:06:32,166 --> 01:06:34,066
呃包括围巾这种

1608
01:06:34,066 --> 01:06:36,699
就身上你日常会穿戴的东西

1609
01:06:37,066 --> 01:06:40,566
可能在分寸感的情况上

1610
01:06:40,566 --> 01:06:42,066
我感觉因为我们

1611
01:06:42,066 --> 01:06:42,799
哈哈哈

1612
01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:46,566
我们肥猫一直都是很很谨小慎微的

1613
01:06:46,700 --> 01:06:48,800
所以就这个很难买吗

1614
01:06:49,066 --> 01:06:50,899
还是很难买礼物的

1615
01:06:50,900 --> 01:06:53,866
就尤其是对于比较友好

1616
01:06:53,866 --> 01:06:56,499
但是人家又会给你一些帮助的这种

1617
01:06:56,500 --> 01:06:57,100
朋友啊

1618
01:06:57,100 --> 01:06:59,933
送米亚米亚的周边哈哈哈

1619
01:07:01,466 --> 01:07:03,133
怎么会这样呢

1620
01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:05,866
那不行吧

1621
01:07:06,200 --> 01:07:09,500
不过其实我那个刚搬家的那个时候

1622
01:07:09,500 --> 01:07:11,166
我刚来加拿大的时候

1623
01:07:11,166 --> 01:07:13,399
把那个行李从朋友家拿回来

1624
01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:14,966
朋友开车给我送过来的

1625
01:07:15,733 --> 01:07:17,999
我当时我就想给他整点什么东西

1626
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:18,533
谢谢他吧

1627
01:07:18,533 --> 01:07:19,733
结果家里面空空如也

1628
01:07:19,733 --> 01:07:20,899
我就急眼了

1629
01:07:20,900 --> 01:07:23,800
差点从书包里面掏出来我人肉

1630
01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:25,066
坐飞机背过来的

1631
01:07:25,066 --> 01:07:27,333
我立牌塞给人家后面

1632
01:07:27,333 --> 01:07:30,099
我想想好像好像不太合适啊

1633
01:07:30,100 --> 01:07:30,933
不太合适

1634
01:07:30,933 --> 01:07:31,199
然后

1635
01:07:31,200 --> 01:07:34,566
这立牌现在还站在我的这个书桌上面

1636
01:07:34,566 --> 01:07:35,599
幸好我没给

1637
01:07:35,966 --> 01:07:38,266
我给的话感觉有点有点太那个了

1638
01:07:38,266 --> 01:07:39,399
有点逆天了

1639
01:07:39,966 --> 01:07:42,499
我觉得送点视频还是可以的

1640
01:07:42,966 --> 01:07:45,066
反正对方如果说就是

1641
01:07:46,166 --> 01:07:48,699
嗯第一次没有带饰品的习惯呢

1642
01:07:48,700 --> 01:07:52,133
假如说送女生的话倒是很简单了

1643
01:07:52,133 --> 01:07:55,533
其实我感觉送女生就是彩妆类

1644
01:07:55,533 --> 01:07:57,666
怎么样也不会出错的

1645
01:07:57,800 --> 01:07:59,766
但送男生其实就很困难

1646
01:07:59,766 --> 01:08:01,266
我觉得男生可能送女生

1647
01:08:01,266 --> 01:08:03,333
也会有相同的一个想法吧

1648
01:08:05,266 --> 01:08:08,166
是我们严密亚的周边那殷殷人那

1649
01:08:08,166 --> 01:08:10,799
那得是殷殷人才能吃我的周边

1650
01:08:11,300 --> 01:08:13,300
不是殷殷人不吃我周边的

1651
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:16,700
毕竟我们不是像海之内密口那样的

1652
01:08:16,700 --> 01:08:18,700
这个知名IP啊

1653
01:08:20,566 --> 01:08:21,799
居然是男的

1654
01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:23,966
正是因为是异性所以才难送吧

1655
01:08:23,966 --> 01:08:25,499
主播的情商

1656
01:08:25,500 --> 01:08:28,466
送女生朋友礼物那不是手到擒来

1657
01:08:28,900 --> 01:08:30,300
随便打开自己收藏

1658
01:08:30,300 --> 01:08:33,500
就能送出来个几十个啊嗯

1659
01:08:35,766 --> 01:08:39,099
能找个地方摆着放的久了也行

1660
01:08:39,366 --> 01:08:42,299
关键就是你们的关系都没有到

1661
01:08:42,300 --> 01:08:43,666
什么没有到

1662
01:08:43,666 --> 01:08:47,166
你应该送对方一个装饰品

1663
01:08:47,166 --> 01:08:50,733
或者是服装的那种程度的情况下呢

1664
01:08:50,733 --> 01:08:53,499
那如果说对方收到了会不会觉得哎

1665
01:08:53,500 --> 01:08:54,600
我没有这么熟吗

1666
01:08:54,600 --> 01:08:56,200
他居然给我送这个

1667
01:08:57,333 --> 01:08:59,299
都不是说我觉得跟对面不熟

1668
01:08:59,300 --> 01:09:01,766
是我很担心对方会这么想

1669
01:09:01,966 --> 01:09:06,099
呃就送礼物不能带来一些困扰吧

1670
01:09:06,100 --> 01:09:06,900
感觉

1671
01:09:07,533 --> 01:09:09,566
送别人堆电棍的岁月去

1672
01:09:09,566 --> 01:09:13,333
哈哈哈哈哈

1673
01:09:13,333 --> 01:09:15,699
哎棍子爹告我了

1674
01:09:15,733 --> 01:09:17,199
送年Steam礼品卡

1675
01:09:17,200 --> 01:09:20,866
我也只是就是过节日过生日送礼品卡

1676
01:09:20,866 --> 01:09:24,766
这是最太糊弄了吧

1677
01:09:25,566 --> 01:09:27,199
同性之间还行

1678
01:09:27,733 --> 01:09:29,133
就有点太糊弄了

1679
01:09:29,133 --> 01:09:30,266
就明显是属于那

1680
01:09:30,266 --> 01:09:30,799
种啊

1681
01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:33,333
我根本就没有给你准备这个东西啊

1682
01:09:33,333 --> 01:09:34,533
我一想到对吧

1683
01:09:34,533 --> 01:09:36,099
我在种种的情况下

1684
01:09:36,100 --> 01:09:38,966
忽然偶然想到了今天原来是什么节日

1685
01:09:39,166 --> 01:09:42,299
于是马上拐进街角的加油站便利店啊

1686
01:09:42,300 --> 01:09:45,566
给你买一张礼品卡说没事拿去花吧

1687
01:09:45,566 --> 01:09:46,466
哈哈哈

1688
01:09:49,966 --> 01:09:52,699
送绵绵的无损录歌CD

1689
01:09:52,766 --> 01:09:54,266
这种东西在哪里能买到

1690
01:09:54,266 --> 01:09:55,399
我也想听听

1691
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:58,333
我也想听听

1692
01:09:58,466 --> 01:10:00,666
在哪里可以买到嗯

1693
01:10:04,466 --> 01:10:06,066
送一个比特币吧

1694
01:10:06,100 --> 01:10:07,466
要15年前的话

1695
01:10:07,466 --> 01:10:09,266
我先给自己买两个

1696
01:10:09,766 --> 01:10:12,666
最好提前知道对方的爱好吧

1697
01:10:13,500 --> 01:10:16,166
主要就是有些时候你们不觉得就是问

1698
01:10:16,166 --> 01:10:18,066
哎你喜欢什么呀

1699
01:10:18,366 --> 01:10:21,466
之类的话题都会觉得奇奇怪怪的吗

1700
01:10:22,200 --> 01:10:25,066
你们都没有这种像我这种症状吗

1701
01:10:25,066 --> 01:10:27,399
就觉得如果不是就自然聊到的话

1702
01:10:27,400 --> 01:10:29,166
忽然一下问哎

1703
01:10:29,166 --> 01:10:31,799
你平常都喜欢什么呀都喜欢做什么呀

1704
01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:33,766
你喜欢什么样的这个爱好呀

1705
01:10:33,766 --> 01:10:35,366
有什么喜欢的商品吗之类的

1706
01:10:35,366 --> 01:10:36,966
我就好奇怪啊

1707
01:10:37,066 --> 01:10:37,999
不爱你死

1708
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:38,966
不爱你死

1709
01:10:38,966 --> 01:10:39,766
呃呃

1710
01:10:40,300 --> 01:10:42,200
送一股英伟达的股票

1711
01:10:42,300 --> 01:10:43,966
就看它涨涨跌跌

1712
01:10:43,966 --> 01:10:46,066
就是玩是吧嗯

1713
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:51,500
但是就美颜美亚就非常好受嘛

1714
01:10:51,500 --> 01:10:53,000
你送美颜美亚一个见长

1715
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:55,133
美颜美亚乐乐呵呵开开心心的

1716
01:10:55,133 --> 01:10:56,099
哎对对对

1717
01:10:56,466 --> 01:10:57,566
就现在

1718
01:10:57,566 --> 01:11:01,099
我的朋友好多就是我过生日啊之类的

1719
01:11:01,100 --> 01:11:02,466
就过来我直播间

1720
01:11:02,566 --> 01:11:06,933
在大家大家的这个包围之下上个舰长

1721
01:11:07,066 --> 01:11:08,933
然后我就很开心

1722
01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:10,100
就对于我来说

1723
01:11:10,100 --> 01:11:12,366
有些时候就是我的朋友

1724
01:11:12,366 --> 01:11:14,699
他就不太需要去挑选礼物

1725
01:11:14,700 --> 01:11:16,266
尤其我还在这个

1726
01:11:16,966 --> 01:11:19,466
目前没有办法收到东西的地方吧

1727
01:11:19,466 --> 01:11:22,333
真的吗我上去都会更开心

1728
01:11:22,333 --> 01:11:24,666
上总督会开心的睡不着觉

1729
01:11:26,933 --> 01:11:27,733
哎呦

1730
01:11:32,600 --> 01:11:33,900
我的歌呢

1731
01:11:34,966 --> 01:11:35,966
你说的对

1732
01:11:35,966 --> 01:11:38,966
但如果你在21年高位英伟达被套牢

1733
01:11:38,966 --> 01:11:40,699
现在已经赚了50%

1734
01:11:40,700 --> 01:11:42,733
那如果你现在买的话会不会

1735
01:11:43,133 --> 01:11:44,799
会不会等你买入之后

1736
01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:47,166
他就开始哐哐狂掉啊

1737
01:11:48,566 --> 01:11:49,499
会不会跌

1738
01:11:51,700 --> 01:11:54,300
我感觉你组包的这种眉笔

1739
01:11:54,466 --> 01:11:56,666
基本上自己决定想买啥的时候

1740
01:11:56,666 --> 01:12:00,933
就是这个东西要开始开始下跌的时候

1741
01:12:00,933 --> 01:12:01,733
啊

1742
01:12:03,800 --> 01:12:05,300
你说的对但是

1743
01:12:10,733 --> 01:12:11,599
你们会不会有

1744
01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:12,800
就是某一首歌

1745
01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:15,466
它会记录了你的一种心情的这种

1746
01:12:15,500 --> 01:12:16,933
这种这种症状啊

1747
01:12:16,933 --> 01:12:19,966
我现在看着好多我这个列表里的歌

1748
01:12:19,966 --> 01:12:20,933
我还能想起来

1749
01:12:20,933 --> 01:12:24,466
哪首歌是主播最后的现充时光

1750
01:12:24,466 --> 01:12:27,666
就还有朋友愿意开车带着主播

1751
01:12:27,666 --> 01:12:30,799
和主播室友出去玩的那个时候啊

1752
01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:32,300
虽然主要是主播室友

1753
01:12:32,300 --> 01:12:35,066
只是主播室友总是把主播捎在一起

1754
01:12:36,133 --> 01:12:38,366
他的车上经常放的歌啊

1755
01:12:38,366 --> 01:12:42,199
还有在家里面当宅宅的时候放的歌啊

1756
01:12:42,200 --> 01:12:45,966
跟朋友一起下课偷偷拿MP3听的歌啊

1757
01:12:45,966 --> 01:12:46,499
当然有

1758
01:12:46,500 --> 01:12:49,733
直播间里面大家叫我学的歌呀

1759
01:12:49,733 --> 01:12:52,933
然后总喜欢点导致我也会唱这首歌呀

1760
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:55,933
或者我平常洗碗做烧烤

1761
01:12:55,933 --> 01:12:58,999
长期切菜的时候会听的那种歌

1762
01:12:59,466 --> 01:13:01,666
还有停播的时候听的歌之类的

1763
01:13:01,666 --> 01:13:04,599
感觉这个歌它都跟某一种心情

1764
01:13:04,600 --> 01:13:07,100
或者某一种生活状态绑定了

1765
01:13:07,766 --> 01:13:11,366
嗯回忆也是听歌的一部分

1766
01:13:11,366 --> 01:13:12,966
但真的会这样哎

1767
01:13:13,166 --> 01:13:15,599
就把这歌分的很明确

1768
01:13:15,666 --> 01:13:17,466
虽然有一些快乐的歌

1769
01:13:17,566 --> 01:13:20,699
反而是主播人际交往受挫的时候听的

1770
01:13:20,700 --> 01:13:21,866
有一些悲伤的歌

1771
01:13:21,866 --> 01:13:24,333
反而是主播心情很好的时候听的

1772
01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:26,533
但我也不知道为什么会这样

1773
01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:31,500
哇天外来物是你分手的时候听的歌

1774
01:13:31,500 --> 01:13:33,066
分手的时候都会听这种比较

1775
01:13:33,066 --> 01:13:34,533
比较悲伤的歌吗

1776
01:13:35,966 --> 01:13:37,966
说明没有听混了

1777
01:13:41,466 --> 01:13:44,533
穷无人搭路去崩塌

1778
01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:53,766
记得我跟我跟那个我跟我我我青春期

1779
01:13:53,766 --> 01:13:56,066
的好朋友闹掰的时候

1780
01:13:56,400 --> 01:13:58,566
我听了一首歌叫

1781
01:14:00,366 --> 01:14:01,699
你不是活着的

1782
01:14:01,700 --> 01:14:03,800
真是太好了啊

1783
01:14:04,300 --> 01:14:06,466
但这首歌它其实是一个快乐的歌

1784
01:14:06,466 --> 01:14:07,599
讲的是孩子内米酷

1785
01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:09,166
他不是一个真实存在的人

1786
01:14:09,166 --> 01:14:10,466
是一个虚拟歌姬

1787
01:14:10,566 --> 01:14:11,533
在这种程度上

1788
01:14:11,533 --> 01:14:14,166
太好了因为他不是真实存在的人

1789
01:14:14,166 --> 01:14:15,399
所以他既不会老去

1790
01:14:15,400 --> 01:14:16,466
也不会变样

1791
01:14:16,566 --> 01:14:17,866
也不会怎么怎么样的

1792
01:14:17,866 --> 01:14:18,099
而是

1793
01:14:18,100 --> 01:14:21,666
一直作为大家的心目中的这个Miko

1794
01:14:21,666 --> 01:14:23,333
一直存活在世界上

1795
01:14:23,333 --> 01:14:24,499
然后他也不会消失

1796
01:14:24,500 --> 01:14:26,133
就哪怕所有创作者都没了

1797
01:14:26,133 --> 01:14:27,333
Miko也不会消失

1798
01:14:27,466 --> 01:14:28,499
是这种的

1799
01:14:28,500 --> 01:14:29,900
还比较快乐的那种

1800
01:14:29,900 --> 01:14:31,900
歌词他只叫这么个名字

1801
01:14:32,166 --> 01:14:34,266
但是那首歌我当时还挺喜欢的

1802
01:14:34,266 --> 01:14:36,999
他就是我的起床闹铃

1803
01:14:37,666 --> 01:14:40,533
但那段时间我一起来我心情就不好

1804
01:14:40,533 --> 01:14:42,799
我一起来我心口就难受

1805
01:14:45,266 --> 01:14:48,999
因为就跟朋友闹掰了嘛

1806
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:50,300
一起来心情就难受

1807
01:14:50,300 --> 01:14:52,366
导致我现在都听不了这首歌

1808
01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:56,666
这是我对于歌曲可以记录一件事情

1809
01:14:57,766 --> 01:15:00,799
最最最最深刻的理解

1810
01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:04,600
就是我现在听这首歌跟当年一样的

1811
01:15:04,600 --> 01:15:06,266
只是程度有所减弱

1812
01:15:06,266 --> 01:15:09,199
的那种心痛心悸感还是会有

1813
01:15:09,500 --> 01:15:10,533
就算这个人

1814
01:15:10,533 --> 01:15:13,166
我甚至都已经不记得他长什么样了

1815
01:15:13,766 --> 01:15:15,533
这件事情已经过去很多年了

1816
01:15:15,533 --> 01:15:17,699
我都不记得这个人长什么样了

1817
01:15:17,800 --> 01:15:20,300
我们也没有任何的联系方式保留

1818
01:15:20,300 --> 01:15:23,200
然后我也没有去想起过他呀

1819
01:15:23,200 --> 01:15:23,966
怎么怎么样的

1820
01:15:23,966 --> 01:15:25,499
但是那种疼痛的感觉

1821
01:15:25,500 --> 01:15:28,300
就还是会出现在身体上面

1822
01:15:29,133 --> 01:15:30,199
真的很奇妙

1823
01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:32,500
就感觉这首歌你听多了

1824
01:15:32,500 --> 01:15:34,733
尤其在某一些重要的时间段

1825
01:15:34,733 --> 01:15:35,966
去听这首歌的时候

1826
01:15:35,966 --> 01:15:37,666
他就把你这个身体

1827
01:15:37,666 --> 01:15:41,499
变成了那种碟片的感觉

1828
01:15:41,500 --> 01:15:44,300
你用你自己的身体去播放了这首歌

1829
01:15:45,933 --> 01:15:47,333
哎这首歌的副作

1830
01:15:47,333 --> 01:15:48,733
用就是疼

1831
01:15:48,966 --> 01:15:52,299
然后所以说就会变成这样很奇怪啊

1832
01:15:52,700 --> 01:15:55,466
嗯和小妞分手的心情

1833
01:15:55,466 --> 01:15:56,999
也有一种这种感觉吧

1834
01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:58,666
也可以这么理解吧

1835
01:15:59,200 --> 01:16:02,000
这不是分手不分手的事情

1836
01:16:03,366 --> 01:16:05,933
就是我其实很不理解

1837
01:16:05,933 --> 01:16:08,533
有一些事情在本来开开心心的时候

1838
01:16:08,533 --> 01:16:11,499
就好像一下脱离了自己的掌握了

1839
01:16:11,500 --> 01:16:12,500
这种情况

1840
01:16:13,333 --> 01:16:14,699
我到现在都不知道

1841
01:16:14,700 --> 01:16:18,466
是舍不得跟对方相处的这种感觉

1842
01:16:18,466 --> 01:16:20,299
还是说呃

1843
01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:23,000
觉得本来很好的一件事

1844
01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:26,066
被自己搞砸了的那种不甘心的感觉

1845
01:16:26,366 --> 01:16:29,166
但可能也没有必要分的那么太清吧

1846
01:16:29,500 --> 01:16:30,166
嗯

1847
01:16:30,166 --> 01:16:36,266
到底谁爱谁恨谁怕结局冻裂崩塌

1848
01:16:36,266 --> 01:16:39,466
何必暴晒再融化

1849
01:16:39,933 --> 01:16:41,899
白学吗是白学吗

1850
01:16:41,900 --> 01:16:42,366
不不

1851
01:16:42,366 --> 01:16:44,199
是白学不是白学

1852
01:16:45,566 --> 01:16:46,866
后面那个话是啥

1853
01:16:46,866 --> 01:16:48,866
是你只有这么长吗

1854
01:16:56,100 --> 01:16:59,266
是的这是我们过生日的图

1855
01:16:59,866 --> 01:17:02,399
什么叫你只有这么长啊

1856
01:17:05,300 --> 01:17:06,300
就过生日的时候

1857
01:17:06,300 --> 01:17:08,933
甜甜蜜蜜的吃蛋糕的图片吗

1858
01:17:08,933 --> 01:17:10,899
怎么就你只有这么长了

1859
01:17:12,566 --> 01:17:15,666
你对手势是否有些太敏感了

1860
01:17:15,666 --> 01:17:16,699
你是否在生活中

1861
01:17:16,700 --> 01:17:19,900
经常经历这样的言语挑衅和侮辱啊

1862
01:17:20,200 --> 01:17:22,733
你的人生想必过得非常艰难吧

1863
01:17:22,733 --> 01:17:24,133
你是韩国人吗

1864
01:17:26,100 --> 01:17:26,900
啊

1865
01:17:30,900 --> 01:17:33,533
哎你不会是韩国人吧

1866
01:17:34,733 --> 01:17:38,099
向这位韩国网友表示致敬啊好吧

1867
01:17:43,866 --> 01:17:45,566
本来是很甜蜜的

1868
01:17:45,566 --> 01:17:48,699
甜蜜的这个时刻被你搞主播一下

1869
01:17:48,700 --> 01:17:50,600
没有办法直视这个了

1870
01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:54,166
哈哈哈韩国的虾米诺手啊

1871
01:17:54,766 --> 01:17:56,933
对人挑衅多了习惯性

1872
01:17:59,333 --> 01:18:00,733
不要点露半边脸

1873
01:18:00,733 --> 01:18:02,299
可自由QQ这边露一下

1874
01:18:03,333 --> 01:18:04,133
滚

1875
01:18:06,733 --> 01:18:07,299
真不知道

1876
01:18:07,300 --> 01:18:08,933
你们看一下那个什么吧

1877
01:18:08,933 --> 01:18:12,099
看一下那个那个他在说什么吧

1878
01:18:15,866 --> 01:18:17,133
抽象的画名

1879
01:18:17,966 --> 01:18:19,533
但是还是很伟大的吧

1880
01:18:19,533 --> 01:18:21,699
我记得上次雪花还问我

1881
01:18:21,700 --> 01:18:23,266
后面这幅画是什么画的

1882
01:18:23,266 --> 01:18:26,266
咩咩就是很可爱的画吧嗯

1883
01:18:30,933 --> 01:18:31,866
可切片

1884
01:18:34,566 --> 01:18:36,699
大家都已经在观看米安

1885
01:18:36,700 --> 01:18:38,933
米亚的这种漫长的过程中啊

1886
01:18:38,933 --> 01:18:40,866
得到了一些运营上的启发

1887
01:18:40,866 --> 01:18:44,299
我觉得你们现在去去小红书上面

1888
01:18:44,300 --> 01:18:45,600
当那个营销号

1889
01:18:45,600 --> 01:18:46,666
帮人家说哎

1890
01:18:46,666 --> 01:18:47,966
我是女主播运营

1891
01:18:47,966 --> 01:18:49,766
然后上线帮你们运营之类的

1892
01:18:49,766 --> 01:18:52,733
我觉得你们其实都差不多能干啊

1893
01:18:52,733 --> 01:18:53,966
因为就很多时候

1894
01:18:53,966 --> 01:18:58,766
这种这种商业化程度不高的小圈子

1895
01:18:59,266 --> 01:19:03,333
你们不要太神话这个一部分运营啊

1896
01:19:03,333 --> 01:19:04,766
可能你不如最好的

1897
01:19:04,766 --> 01:19:05,799
那这是肯定的吧

1898
01:19:05,800 --> 01:19:07,466
你肯定不如最好的运营

1899
01:19:07,466 --> 01:19:10,399
但是你还真不一定比最烂的运营差

1900
01:19:10,400 --> 01:19:12,866
我的宗旨就是只要你比最烂的差

1901
01:19:12,866 --> 01:19:13,899
这事你就能干

1902
01:19:16,266 --> 01:19:19,966
第一次遇见阴天遮住你侧脸

1903
01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:24,333
有什么故事好想了解我

1904
01:19:24,566 --> 01:19:26,199
都19级了叔叔

1905
01:19:27,733 --> 01:19:29,066
什么时候20啊

1906
01:19:30,366 --> 01:19:31,999
还差多少天20啊

1907
01:19:35,400 --> 01:19:38,866
钱什么主播你比维亚的运营强吧

1908
01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:41,300
主播直播间都是炸弹人啊

1909
01:19:41,300 --> 01:19:43,900
主播怎么都有维亚的运营强呢

1910
01:19:43,900 --> 01:19:46,533
维亚是我们这个国民呃

1911
01:19:48,500 --> 01:19:51,000
呃采用七生制度的这种国

1912
01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:52,733
微乡第一大乡啊

1913
01:19:52,733 --> 01:19:54,799
VR的运营人杰地灵啊

1914
01:19:54,800 --> 01:19:57,466
这个集通人性不

1915
01:19:57,466 --> 01:20:00,466
能不能把主播这种乡野村妇

1916
01:20:00,666 --> 01:20:02,333
跟他们相提并论啊

1917
01:20:02,333 --> 01:20:03,766
下次不要这样了哦

1918
01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:11,666
之前有个瓜给v当运营被背刺了

1919
01:20:11,666 --> 01:20:12,566
观众吗

1920
01:20:14,700 --> 01:20:16,100
哎其实这个事吧

1921
01:20:16,100 --> 01:20:18,266
只能我我不知道前因后果啊

1922
01:20:18,266 --> 01:20:20,266
我也不知道这个具体怎么样

1923
01:20:20,300 --> 01:20:22,300
总之就是给v当运营

1924
01:20:22,300 --> 01:20:24,400
假设说你不是他公司里面的

1925
01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:26,100
而是他的观众的话

1926
01:20:26,333 --> 01:20:28,699
那么其实挺有说法的

1927
01:20:28,700 --> 01:20:32,866
首先就是这个微为啥要被你运营啊

1928
01:20:32,866 --> 01:20:35,399
微还可以说你是指导厨是吧

1929
01:20:35,900 --> 01:20:37,200
运营这个东西

1930
01:20:39,733 --> 01:20:40,799
你也可以说啊

1931
01:20:40,800 --> 01:20:43,066
这个关注就是经常指导我

1932
01:20:43,066 --> 01:20:45,899
支配我就希望去左右我的意见

1933
01:20:45,966 --> 01:20:46,766
你知道吗

1934
01:20:46,766 --> 01:20:47,966
哈哈哈

1935
01:20:48,966 --> 01:20:51,366
哎这需要这样希望去左右我的意见

1936
01:20:51,366 --> 01:20:53,666
我有一些直播的点子他不让我干

1937
01:20:53,666 --> 01:20:55,333
他非让我按他的点子来干

1938
01:20:55,333 --> 01:20:57,099
那你说这么一倒过来一说

1939
01:20:57,100 --> 01:20:59,366
那你说这又变成了小微贝斯运营吗

1940
01:20:59,366 --> 01:20:59,966
也不是了

1941
01:20:59,966 --> 01:21:02,266
变成了观众自我意识过剩啊

1942
01:21:02,266 --> 01:21:03,866
就想知道就想知道

1943
01:21:06,766 --> 01:21:08,299
这玩意得是怎么说

1944
01:21:08,300 --> 01:21:09,500
愿打愿挨的

1945
01:21:09,500 --> 01:21:10,400
就像是什么呢

1946
01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:12,400
就像是小情侣啊

1947
01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:15,800
两个人一个愿打一个愿挨的

1948
01:21:15,800 --> 01:21:17,733
去玩SM你知道吧

1949
01:21:17,733 --> 01:21:19,466
玩完了这个东西之后呢

1950
01:21:19,466 --> 01:21:20,933
然后两方闹掰了

1951
01:21:20,933 --> 01:21:22,533
然后那个m的那一方

1952
01:21:22,533 --> 01:21:24,199
就指着s的那一方家暴

1953
01:21:25,366 --> 01:21:26,966
说他平时会抽我巴掌

1954
01:21:26,966 --> 01:21:27,933
会打我屁股

1955
01:21:28,100 --> 01:21:29,000
但是s就百

1956
01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:29,900
口莫辩啊

1957
01:21:29,900 --> 01:21:32,066
哎咱玩的时候你不是这么说的呀

1958
01:21:32,100 --> 01:21:33,566
你说这样很开心

1959
01:21:34,466 --> 01:21:35,699
你怎么能这样呢

1960
01:21:35,700 --> 01:21:36,000
对吧

1961
01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:38,966
然后那个那个不懂他们相处的观众

1962
01:21:38,966 --> 01:21:39,599
指指点点

1963
01:21:39,600 --> 01:21:41,300
哎呀这个男的真下头

1964
01:21:41,300 --> 01:21:43,300
真没品抽人家巴掌

1965
01:21:43,300 --> 01:21:44,366
咦家暴男

1966
01:21:44,366 --> 01:21:46,799
人品有问题的你知道吧

1967
01:21:46,800 --> 01:21:47,566
就是就是

1968
01:21:47,566 --> 01:21:48,966
这种感觉你知道吧

1969
01:21:51,500 --> 01:21:52,733
好怪的形容

1970
01:21:52,733 --> 01:21:53,533
我懂你意思

1971
01:21:53,533 --> 01:21:55,999
对吧就是这种大家看起来不太正常

1972
01:21:56,000 --> 01:21:58,700
但其实你们交往期间越打越挨的事情

1973
01:21:58,966 --> 01:21:59,766
呃

1974
01:22:00,733 --> 01:22:01,333
懂你意思

1975
01:22:01,333 --> 01:22:02,766
你肯定懂我意思吧

1976
01:22:02,766 --> 01:22:06,066
是吧万一运营和v真产生感情怎么办

1977
01:22:06,066 --> 01:22:07,666
一般来说是不会的吧

1978
01:22:07,800 --> 01:22:10,266
首先运营他不是只负责一个v啊

1979
01:22:10,400 --> 01:22:11,933
目前我知道的

1980
01:22:12,966 --> 01:22:13,866
怎么说呢

1981
01:22:13,866 --> 01:22:14,733
越大的v

1982
01:22:14,733 --> 01:22:16,366
如果他是做有运营的

1983
01:22:16,366 --> 01:22:16,999
越大的v

1984
01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:19,466
他的收益就不足以支持一个运营他

1985
01:22:19,466 --> 01:22:20,899
他活着你知道吧

1986
01:22:24,066 --> 01:22:28,299
因为他会有很多很多很多的手下APP

1987
01:22:28,733 --> 01:22:31,099
甚至说可能一个社一个小社

1988
01:22:31,100 --> 01:22:32,800
他就只有一个运营

1989
01:22:33,800 --> 01:22:36,000
正常的MCN机构的话

1990
01:22:36,266 --> 01:22:39,266
主播的流水可能只有个百分之一二三

1991
01:22:39,400 --> 01:22:41,166
如果是金牌经纪人那种

1992
01:22:41,166 --> 01:22:46,899
他可能5%6%这种流水是会归给运营的

1993
01:22:47,466 --> 01:22:49,499
但你一个月假设说你做主播

1994
01:22:49,500 --> 01:22:51,400
你有个2万块的流水

1995
01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:52,933
我觉得这已经很不错了吧

1996
01:22:52,933 --> 01:22:54,499
2万块流水很厉害人

1997
01:22:55,866 --> 01:22:58,766
2万块的流水的5%是多少钱

1998
01:23:00,366 --> 01:23:02,733
你会发现根本不够运营吃饭

1999
01:23:03,566 --> 01:23:06,366
所以运营要带很多的人嗯

2000
01:23:12,533 --> 01:23:14,533
so good

2001
01:23:17,566 --> 01:23:20,299
奶豆圆奶哈吉玛尼诺克达

2002
01:23:21,666 --> 01:23:24,666
阿西塔哟卡哇嘞

2003
01:23:24,900 --> 01:23:30,200
吉普哦尼卡哇嘞玛布西尼伊犁伊

2004
01:23:30,566 --> 01:23:31,299
你们扔炸弹

2005
01:23:31,300 --> 01:23:32,366
能不能打点

2006
01:23:32,366 --> 01:23:36,899
打点配得上这个炸弹的IC来啊

2007
01:23:37,666 --> 01:23:40,499
干巴巴发弹幕多不好啊

2008
01:23:40,500 --> 01:23:41,300
是吧

2009
01:23:41,766 --> 01:23:44,133
你们你们发的这些东西哎呦

2010
01:23:45,266 --> 01:23:46,766
都挑不出来能回的

2011
01:23:49,200 --> 01:23:50,800
这个比喻真神奇

2012
01:23:50,800 --> 01:23:53,000
但是我觉得就是每个人都能理解吧

2013
01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:55,266
都能理解我的意思啊嗯

2014
01:23:58,000 --> 01:24:01,266
哎能不能打点配得上你这个问题

2015
01:24:01,266 --> 01:24:02,166
重量级的

2016
01:24:02,166 --> 01:24:03,366
颜色的IC

2017
01:24:06,100 --> 01:24:08,066
你就算怎么你就看不起我

2018
01:24:08,066 --> 01:24:10,199
你也不能看不起你这个问题啊

2019
01:24:10,200 --> 01:24:11,000
是吧

2020
01:24:11,966 --> 01:24:14,066
s什么呀

2021
01:24:15,366 --> 01:24:17,899
哎我在停播的时候经常收到私信呀

2022
01:24:17,900 --> 01:24:22,166
就是用这个表情包拼的咪呀啊米西

2023
01:24:23,666 --> 01:24:24,666
每次收到这个

2024
01:24:24,666 --> 01:24:25,199
都觉得

2025
01:24:25,200 --> 01:24:29,000
就是有一种猫和老鼠里面的这种感觉

2026
01:24:29,300 --> 01:24:30,100
嗯

2027
01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:38,366
怎么还有人买枪啊

2028
01:24:38,366 --> 01:24:40,399
怎么在我们直播间公然讨论买枪啊

2029
01:24:40,400 --> 01:24:41,066
你在玩什么

2030
01:24:41,066 --> 01:24:42,366
IPS游戏吗

2031
01:24:43,133 --> 01:24:43,933
儿童

2032
01:24:46,933 --> 01:24:48,366
这玩意也有最小号

2033
01:24:48,366 --> 01:24:50,166
我以为子弹有最小号的

2034
01:24:50,166 --> 01:24:52,266
搞半天这个也有最小号啊

2035
01:24:52,966 --> 01:24:54,533
这有吧你们俩

2036
01:24:54,533 --> 01:24:57,299
哎耶哈哈

2037
01:24:57,300 --> 01:24:58,700
感觉很可爱哎

2038
01:24:59,100 --> 01:25:01,000
you're not gonna be boy

2039
01:25:07,700 --> 01:25:09,866
鱼尾龙虾嘅喇交给龙

2040
01:25:10,266 --> 01:25:15,533
一颗心弹铁啦给大多博佢话打

2041
01:25:18,566 --> 01:25:22,133
蜜糖吃豆醋

2042
01:25:24,000 --> 01:25:26,933
要咪加胡麦咧

2043
01:25:28,166 --> 01:25:29,599
哦这个地方怎么就记得

2044
01:25:29,600 --> 01:25:31,600
那个TSU是念珠啊

2045
01:25:31,600 --> 01:25:32,800
不是念珠啊

2046
01:25:32,800 --> 01:25:34,966
哎为什么这个我就会记得

2047
01:25:35,666 --> 01:25:37,499
能回来真是太好了

2048
01:25:37,700 --> 01:25:38,700
嗯是哦

2049
01:25:38,766 --> 01:25:39,966
是倒是是吧

2050
01:25:40,133 --> 01:25:41,166
嗯但是

2051
01:25:42,533 --> 01:25:43,533
这好像不是我

2052
01:25:43,533 --> 01:25:45,399
复播之后你第一天看我

2053
01:25:45,400 --> 01:25:49,333
叔叔你之前起码来了两次了吧你

2054
01:25:49,333 --> 01:25:50,466
反正我好长

2055
01:25:50,900 --> 01:25:52,166
怎么怎么回事啊

2056
01:25:52,200 --> 01:25:53,000
哎

2057
01:25:53,600 --> 01:25:55,100
那天飘屏过去的

2058
01:25:55,100 --> 01:25:57,133
什么呀我还以为看错了啊

2059
01:25:57,133 --> 01:25:59,133
我吗我吗

2060
01:25:59,300 --> 01:26:00,200
我们我们

2061
01:26:00,200 --> 01:26:01,100
开播到现在

2062
01:26:01,100 --> 01:26:03,133
一共就收到过两个飘屏礼物

2063
01:26:03,133 --> 01:26:05,166
全是在复活那天飘的

2064
01:26:07,066 --> 01:26:09,766
还挺有那种昭告天下的感觉啊

2065
01:26:09,766 --> 01:26:11,133
还还挺浪漫的

2066
01:26:11,133 --> 01:26:12,566
这么一想对吧

2067
01:26:12,566 --> 01:26:13,533
昭告天下一下

2068
01:26:13,533 --> 01:26:14,899
哎主播回来了先

2069
01:26:14,900 --> 01:26:16,100
先什么先

2070
01:26:16,100 --> 01:26:20,066
整个飘屏礼物摇一下人看看

2071
01:26:20,066 --> 01:26:20,966
没看到没

2072
01:26:20,966 --> 01:26:22,999
绵绵复活了快快快

2073
01:26:24,500 --> 01:26:26,266
t开头是轻音啊

2074
01:26:26,366 --> 01:26:27,533
你跟主播说这个

2075
01:26:27,533 --> 01:26:28,933
你说主播能理解吗

2076
01:26:31,366 --> 01:26:32,799
我回来了

2077
01:26:33,766 --> 01:26:35,133
嗯呐我回来了

2078
01:26:43,133 --> 01:26:44,799
有一种摇人的快感

2079
01:26:44,800 --> 01:26:47,500
让主播想起了一些又好又坏的回忆

2080
01:26:49,966 --> 01:26:51,099
不是说以前有人在

2081
01:26:51,100 --> 01:26:52,900
就打算在直播间车主播

2082
01:26:52,900 --> 01:26:53,866
在直播间骂主播

2083
01:26:53,866 --> 01:26:55,666
骑手先送个小电视啊

2084
01:26:55,666 --> 01:26:56,266
然后然后

2085
01:26:56,266 --> 01:26:57,933
然后把那个主播

2086
01:26:57,933 --> 01:27:00,299
直播间的观众都召唤过来的时候

2087
01:27:00,300 --> 01:27:01,466
然后开始骂主播

2088
01:27:02,666 --> 01:27:04,366
主播经历过这种事啊

2089
01:27:04,366 --> 01:27:05,799
啊孩子们

2090
01:27:05,800 --> 01:27:06,700
这不是我们

2091
01:27:06,700 --> 01:27:08,000
孩子们这就是我啊

2092
01:27:08,066 --> 01:27:09,733
嗯这非常好笑

2093
01:27:14,733 --> 01:27:15,933
先礼后兵

2094
01:27:15,933 --> 01:27:17,299
这不是先礼后兵吧

2095
01:27:17,300 --> 01:27:20,066
我觉得这是一种上压力的办法

2096
01:27:21,333 --> 01:27:23,499
这是一种上压力的办法

2097
01:27:23,500 --> 01:27:25,500
但是这个这个压力还挺好

2098
01:27:25,500 --> 01:27:26,566
让主播没有办法

2099
01:27:26,566 --> 01:27:28,366
就是被绊掉了

2100
01:27:28,366 --> 01:27:29,199
你知道吧

2101
01:27:29,366 --> 01:27:30,299
别说主播了

2102
01:27:30,300 --> 01:27:32,900
我学日语都没有特意听清作业

2103
01:27:32,933 --> 01:27:36,299
哎哎哎阿k阿k来帮忙了

2104
01:27:37,766 --> 01:27:38,566
耶

2105
01:27:38,966 --> 01:27:40,533
是摇人来看拷打

2106
01:27:40,533 --> 01:27:41,966
是啊是啊

2107
01:27:42,133 --> 01:27:43,066
啥也没干呢

2108
01:27:43,066 --> 01:27:44,166
说一小电视我还在

2109
01:27:44,166 --> 01:27:46,333
那卸呢人家啪啪开始喷我了

2110
01:27:46,333 --> 01:27:47,666
哎呦哎呦

2111
01:27:48,333 --> 01:27:49,533
我只能说大家

2112
01:27:49,533 --> 01:27:50,666
大家真会玩

2113
01:27:50,666 --> 01:27:52,133
比主播强多了

2114
01:27:58,866 --> 01:28:00,299
Jelly Masnet

2115
01:28:03,800 --> 01:28:04,400
啊

2116
01:28:04,400 --> 01:28:07,533
有的时候觉得还是还是挺那个什么的

2117
01:28:08,933 --> 01:28:11,566
有一些压力就宁愿不收这个米

2118
01:28:11,566 --> 01:28:13,366
也确实不想扛这个

2119
01:28:13,366 --> 01:28:14,699
这个是正常的

2120
01:28:15,500 --> 01:28:17,900
谁给我刷的1亿的礼物啊

2121
01:28:19,466 --> 01:28:20,999
能不能让我知道一下谁

2122
01:28:21,000 --> 01:28:22,266
谁给我刷的1亿

2123
01:28:25,166 --> 01:28:26,866
给我刷一亿的话

2124
01:28:28,333 --> 01:28:31,399
那主播主播还在这范畴营收干嘛呀

2125
01:28:31,400 --> 01:28:32,900
真当一辈子官人了

2126
01:28:32,900 --> 01:28:35,000
以后当老头老太太官人了

2127
01:28:35,666 --> 01:28:37,599
活动bug没有活动BUG

2128
01:28:37,600 --> 01:28:38,500
才60万

2129
01:28:39,400 --> 01:28:41,066
那个是BUG等级的

2130
01:28:41,066 --> 01:28:44,099
60万就是你送多少送

2131
01:28:44,133 --> 01:28:46,933
送100块他就给你显示成1,000多

2132
01:28:46,933 --> 01:28:51,066
因为他会报那个战舰10连币出战舰

2133
01:28:51,400 --> 01:28:52,900
100块还是200块来着

2134
01:28:52,900 --> 01:28:53,866
就显示1,000多

2135
01:28:53,866 --> 01:28:55,933
他十倍的那个量嗯

2136
01:28:57,866 --> 01:28:59,966
咦津巴布韦币是吧

2137
01:28:59,966 --> 01:29:01,499
不过津巴布韦币这个东西

2138
01:29:01,500 --> 01:29:03,333
感觉还挺适合装红包的

2139
01:29:03,933 --> 01:29:05,899
谢谢鸟鸟的10个小花

2140
01:29:06,333 --> 01:29:07,399
哈喽哈喽

2141
01:29:08,400 --> 01:29:09,966
不过那个什么

2142
01:29:11,466 --> 01:29:14,699
不是听说广东那边或者是南方

2143
01:29:14,700 --> 01:29:15,766
包红包的话

2144
01:29:15,766 --> 01:29:17,566
主要是讨个菜头嘛

2145
01:29:17,566 --> 01:29:21,166
里面可能有个10块20块的

2146
01:29:21,166 --> 01:29:22,399
三四十块的

2147
01:29:22,400 --> 01:29:24,333
但是在北方的话

2148
01:29:25,066 --> 01:29:26,599
基本上比较比较

2149
01:29:26,600 --> 01:29:27,500
怎么说呢

2150
01:29:27,666 --> 01:29:29,133
比较好的亲戚

2151
01:29:29,133 --> 01:29:31,299
比较关系要好的亲戚之间

2152
01:29:31,733 --> 01:29:33,333
都是1,000块起

2153
01:29:34,000 --> 01:29:35,366
如果少于1,000的话

2154
01:29:35,366 --> 01:29:36,866
人家就会觉得你怎么回事

2155
01:29:36,866 --> 01:29:38,466
你是不是不太重视我

2156
01:29:38,466 --> 01:29:41,666
你是不是有点什么对我的不满意呀

2157
01:29:41,666 --> 01:29:42,499
尤其这个东西

2158
01:29:42,500 --> 01:29:43,533
其实小的时候

2159
01:29:43,533 --> 01:29:45,299
觉得爸妈不把红包钱给自己

2160
01:29:45,300 --> 01:29:47,366
长大发现之前其实就换个方向

2161
01:29:47,366 --> 01:29:49,999
从爸妈兜里面转移到亲戚兜里面

2162
01:29:50,000 --> 01:29:51,800
再从亲戚兜里面掏出来给你

2163
01:29:51,800 --> 01:29:54,666
所以这个最后还是要形成一个循环的

2164
01:29:54,666 --> 01:29:55,666
你的钱一定要回

2165
01:29:55,666 --> 01:29:56,799
到爸妈手里

2166
01:29:58,133 --> 01:29:59,466
三位数还是有的

2167
01:29:59,466 --> 01:30:01,266
那挺好那那挺好的

2168
01:30:02,266 --> 01:30:03,599
虽然比起来祝福

2169
01:30:03,600 --> 01:30:06,266
我觉得还是到手有点米更开心

2170
01:30:06,266 --> 01:30:07,366
哈哈哈

2171
01:30:08,933 --> 01:30:10,333
红包就是要个力士风

2172
01:30:10,333 --> 01:30:11,933
我们宣传一下我们音乐见长

2173
01:30:11,933 --> 01:30:13,499
礼物里面有5个红包风

2174
01:30:13,500 --> 01:30:15,966
里面主播会给你们塞巧克力金币的

2175
01:30:16,000 --> 01:30:16,800
嗯

2176
01:30:17,400 --> 01:30:20,200
虽然主播没有办法给你们塞米

2177
01:30:21,200 --> 01:30:24,866
但是还是会传达祝福给大家的呢呃

2178
01:30:27,800 --> 01:30:29,966
红包再多拿不到手也是假的

2179
01:30:29,966 --> 01:30:31,299
不如十几块钱

2180
01:30:31,300 --> 01:30:32,366
几十块钱

2181
01:30:32,933 --> 01:30:34,466
几个孩子给几千

2182
01:30:34,466 --> 01:30:35,666
我成年了之后

2183
01:30:35,666 --> 01:30:38,133
红包人品就都是我来拿着了

2184
01:30:38,400 --> 01:30:41,466
就我们家里面塞红包像搞谍战一样

2185
01:30:42,500 --> 01:30:44,733
经常会出现那种啊

2186
01:30:44,733 --> 01:30:46,499
过年正吃的团圆饭呢

2187
01:30:46,500 --> 01:30:48,533
然后非常严肃的姥姥姥爷

2188
01:30:48,533 --> 01:30:50,266
来来来小燕啊

2189
01:30:50,266 --> 01:30:51,333
你出来一下

2190
01:30:51,533 --> 01:30:52,666
然后我说啊

2191
01:30:52,666 --> 01:30:53,466
怎么了

2192
01:30:53,666 --> 01:30:55,933
然后我就哒哒哒哒跟着他过去了

2193
01:30:55,966 --> 01:31:00,299
他把我拉到那个这个卧室的门背后

2194
01:31:00,300 --> 01:31:02,200
啊然后从自己的衣兜里面

2195
01:31:02,200 --> 01:31:04,666
神秘的掏出一个很厚的风

2196
01:31:04,900 --> 01:31:05,700
给你

2197
01:31:06,133 --> 01:31:07,666
我说啊啊

2198
01:31:07,666 --> 01:31:08,799
我妈说不能要

2199
01:31:08,800 --> 01:31:10,600
我喊喊着我说我妈说不能要

2200
01:31:10,733 --> 01:31:14,333
然后人家赶快攥着你的手不要出声

2201
01:31:14,333 --> 01:31:15,199
不要出声

2202
01:31:15,366 --> 01:31:16,999
快拿着不要告诉你妈

2203
01:31:17,000 --> 01:31:20,966
哈哈每年都要有这样的信嘛就

2204
01:31:23,966 --> 01:31:26,333
因为我们家就是真的

2205
01:31:26,333 --> 01:31:28,066
真的比较那什么吧

2206
01:31:29,100 --> 01:31:32,666
真的真的比较比较比较互相关心吧

2207
01:31:32,666 --> 01:31:34,866
确实不是走个面子的情况

2208
01:31:35,133 --> 01:31:37,466
尤其我年年不回家的情况下

2209
01:31:37,466 --> 01:31:37,866
他们

2210
01:31:37,866 --> 01:31:41,799
他们确实比较想一次性把米都塞给我

2211
01:31:42,666 --> 01:31:43,966
就是这种感觉

2212
01:31:45,900 --> 01:31:47,200
说的老猫给

2213
01:31:47,200 --> 01:31:49,800
说的小猫哈哈哈

2214
01:31:51,166 --> 01:31:52,933
偷偷抽几张出来再上交

2215
01:31:52,933 --> 01:31:53,533
那不行的

2216
01:31:53,533 --> 01:31:53,966
我跟你说

2217
01:31:53,966 --> 01:31:55,666
要么就全都不交

2218
01:31:56,133 --> 01:31:57,733
要么就全都上交

2219
01:31:58,000 --> 01:31:59,900
因为你抽几张出来的话

2220
01:31:59,933 --> 01:32:02,166
这个钱并不是你的问题

2221
01:32:02,166 --> 01:32:03,333
而是说什么呢

2222
01:32:03,600 --> 01:32:04,100
假设说

2223
01:32:04,100 --> 01:32:08,466
你妈妈给你姨姨家的孩子1,500块

2224
01:32:08,500 --> 01:32:09,666
然后你的姨姨呢

2225
01:32:09,666 --> 01:32:11,333
又给了你1,500块

2226
01:32:11,366 --> 01:32:11,933
这样的话

2227
01:32:11,933 --> 01:32:14,199
他们俩大人之间的面子抹得开

2228
01:32:14,200 --> 01:32:15,866
小孩呢手里没有零花

2229
01:32:15,866 --> 01:32:18,133
咱们是四个人都赢了的情况

2230
01:32:18,333 --> 01:32:20,899
但假如说你从这里面抽出来500块钱

2231
01:32:21,333 --> 01:32:23,966
然后再把剩下这1,000交给你家里说哎

2232
01:32:23,966 --> 01:32:25,466
这都是他给我的钱

2233
01:32:25,566 --> 01:32:26,766
那有问题的呢

2234
01:32:26,766 --> 01:32:27,599
不是你

2235
01:32:27,866 --> 01:32:30,699
而是你妈妈跟你姨姨之间的信任

2236
01:32:30,800 --> 01:32:31,600
你知道吧

2237
01:32:33,300 --> 01:32:36,400
他是你妈妈跟你姨姨之间的这个信任

2238
01:32:36,400 --> 01:32:37,900
你不能为了这500块钱

2239
01:32:37,900 --> 01:32:39,900
去破坏他们这么多年的这种信任

2240
01:32:39,900 --> 01:32:42,466
不能说让你妈妈觉得哎

2241
01:32:42,466 --> 01:32:43,966
为什么我给他家孩子1,500

2242
01:32:43,966 --> 01:32:44,966
他就给我1,000啊

2243
01:32:44,966 --> 01:32:47,299
他怎么这么多年都都都过来了

2244
01:32:47,300 --> 01:32:48,566
怎么占便宜呢

2245
01:32:48,566 --> 01:32:49,999
在这边啊

2246
01:32:50,000 --> 01:32:52,400
对吧所以说这种情况的话

2247
01:32:52,400 --> 01:32:55,133
他其实跟这个钱钱事小

2248
01:32:55,600 --> 01:32:58,533
他们这么多年姐妹的信任是事大的

2249
01:32:58,533 --> 01:32:59,866
你不能为了这个钱

2250
01:32:59,866 --> 01:33:01,133
然后去怎么怎么样的

2251
01:33:01,200 --> 01:33:01,733
就我觉得

2252
01:33:01,733 --> 01:33:03,333
哪怕你跟你妈妈说哎

2253
01:33:03,333 --> 01:33:05,266
这个是我姨给我的红包哎

2254
01:33:05,266 --> 01:33:08,566
1,500块我能不能充500块拿去打电玩啊

2255
01:33:08,866 --> 01:33:09,933
你只要期末考考得好

2256
01:33:09,933 --> 01:33:11,099
你妈妈也会同意的

2257
01:33:11,100 --> 01:33:11,600
我说实话

2258
01:33:11,600 --> 01:33:12,800
过年大家都喜庆

2259
01:33:12,800 --> 01:33:15,500
一般不太拒绝一些不合啊

2260
01:33:15,500 --> 01:33:18,166
不太拒绝一些合理要求啊对吧

2261
01:33:20,000 --> 01:33:22,266
确实是可你表弟抽了1,000啊

2262
01:33:22,266 --> 01:33:23,933
那你们可以互相抽成

2263
01:33:23,933 --> 01:33:24,699
还有一种办法

2264
01:33:24,700 --> 01:33:27,266
就是你跟你的你的这个姨姨家的孩子

2265
01:33:27,266 --> 01:33:27,933
你们商量好

2266
01:33:27,933 --> 01:33:29,566
我们都从红包里面哎

2267
01:33:29,566 --> 01:33:30,966
赚500块钱出来

2268
01:33:31,100 --> 01:33:32,466
然后都不告诉大人

2269
01:33:32,466 --> 01:33:33,299
我觉得这样的话

2270
01:33:33,300 --> 01:33:35,966
也是属于一个四个人都赢的情况

2271
01:33:35,966 --> 01:33:37,766
哈哈哈

2272
01:33:39,600 --> 01:33:41,166
我很久没有过年的时候

2273
01:33:41,166 --> 01:33:43,699
去看外婆和奶奶以外的亲戚了

2274
01:33:43,700 --> 01:33:45,500
你舅妈当年真的因为这件事

2275
01:33:45,500 --> 01:33:46,766
跟你家吵过

2276
01:33:47,133 --> 01:33:48,899
后面解决方法是谁都不给的

2277
01:33:48,900 --> 01:33:50,166
为什么会吵啊

2278
01:33:52,933 --> 01:33:55,566
是互相都不想给所以吵起来

2279
01:33:55,566 --> 01:33:57,566
还是互相都强硬的塞给对方

2280
01:33:57,566 --> 01:33:58,666
所以吵起来啊

2281
01:33:59,733 --> 01:34:00,533
嗯

2282
01:34:03,166 --> 01:34:04,599
从小培养理财

2283
01:34:04,600 --> 01:34:07,966
从小培养一些非法的想法

2284
01:34:09,066 --> 01:34:10,699
哎呀这下非法了

2285
01:34:12,000 --> 01:34:14,300
但是被你妈妈跟你姨姨抓到了

2286
01:34:14,300 --> 01:34:14,766
这个东西

2287
01:34:14,766 --> 01:34:17,466
就不是说我自己缺钱能解释的了

2288
01:34:17,466 --> 01:34:19,699
你跟你姨姨家的孩子

2289
01:34:19,700 --> 01:34:22,566
你们俩估计要一起牺牲

2290
01:34:24,100 --> 01:34:26,500
你们俩可能就要一起干掉了

2291
01:34:28,933 --> 01:34:30,499
这是一种联合作案

2292
01:34:30,500 --> 01:34:32,100
罪加一等的情况啊

2293
01:34:32,100 --> 01:34:35,066
所以说你们要评估一下这个风险啊

2294
01:34:35,066 --> 01:34:36,933
被发现的风险是多少

2295
01:34:36,966 --> 01:34:38,399
以你对他们的了解

2296
01:34:38,400 --> 01:34:40,866
发现了之后就多么严重的惩罚

2297
01:34:41,400 --> 01:34:43,300
每次都给多200

2298
01:34:43,300 --> 01:34:45,133
有一次我们返礼返少了

2299
01:34:45,133 --> 01:34:47,166
就草儿

2300
01:34:51,666 --> 01:34:53,899
那我觉得挺不能理解的

2301
01:34:53,900 --> 01:34:57,500
因为我们家这种互相给红包的情况

2302
01:34:57,600 --> 01:35:01,333
大家都维持在一个1,000块钱的数字

2303
01:35:01,800 --> 01:35:03,600
是知道无论如何

2304
01:35:04,200 --> 01:35:06,766
就都想给彼此多塞点

2305
01:35:06,766 --> 01:35:08,566
因为一年就这一次嘛

2306
01:35:09,533 --> 01:35:11,866
反正我们家的亲戚

2307
01:35:11,966 --> 01:35:13,399
就我的姨姨啊

2308
01:35:13,400 --> 01:35:15,300
或者说是我舅舅什么的

2309
01:35:15,300 --> 01:35:17,266
他们都想给我多塞点

2310
01:35:19,333 --> 01:35:20,466
之所以不多塞

2311
01:35:20,466 --> 01:35:21,366
是因为他知道

2312
01:35:21,366 --> 01:35:23,399
我妈肯定也会想方设法的

2313
01:35:23,400 --> 01:35:25,800
哪怕把这个钱藏在他鞋垫下面

2314
01:35:26,666 --> 01:35:28,799
也会叫他带走的

2315
01:35:30,566 --> 01:35:31,899
维持一个平衡

2316
01:35:31,900 --> 01:35:33,566
但这个平衡是出于什么呢

2317
01:35:33,566 --> 01:35:36,699
出于都想让对方多得到点

2318
01:35:37,333 --> 01:35:38,099
这种这种

2319
01:35:38,100 --> 01:35:39,400
这种情况下

2320
01:35:39,800 --> 01:35:41,766
我觉得这样还挺好的

2321
01:35:41,766 --> 01:35:44,933
虽然说大家对于这个北方

2322
01:35:44,933 --> 01:35:46,366
有一部分印象不好

2323
01:35:46,366 --> 01:35:48,499
我觉得饭店里面就不要吵嘛

2324
01:35:49,466 --> 01:35:50,533
我们家也是

2325
01:35:50,533 --> 01:35:52,866
每年出去聚餐的那几次

2326
01:35:52,866 --> 01:35:54,166
每次都要吵架

2327
01:35:54,466 --> 01:35:56,099
每次都要玩各种心眼

2328
01:35:56,566 --> 01:35:58,866
但这种心眼不是说就是哎

2329
01:35:58,866 --> 01:36:01,366
你结账我今天不想出钱这种心眼

2330
01:36:01,400 --> 01:36:04,133
而是他们会使尽浑身的解数

2331
01:36:04,133 --> 01:36:07,199
想办法把这一桌单子买了

2332
01:36:08,766 --> 01:36:11,899
就甚至大家都已经互相戒备

2333
01:36:11,900 --> 01:36:13,100
到什么样的程度

2334
01:36:13,200 --> 01:36:14,400
需要我们这些人

2335
01:36:14,400 --> 01:36:16,766
所有人坐在家里面桌子上面

2336
01:36:16,766 --> 01:36:18,533
临时选出一个酒店

2337
01:36:18,666 --> 01:36:21,333
然后不可以给任何酒店去打电话

2338
01:36:21,700 --> 01:36:23,333
因为提前打电话的那个人

2339
01:36:23,333 --> 01:36:25,399
多半就已经给酒店垫了钱

2340
01:36:25,400 --> 01:36:25,733
比如说

2341
01:36:25,733 --> 01:36:28,133
他预计我们今天这桌饭要吃2,000块

2342
01:36:28,133 --> 01:36:29,066
他就给酒店3,000

2343
01:36:29,066 --> 01:36:30,666
说谁也不可以结账

2344
01:36:30,666 --> 01:36:32,733
然后你从这个钱里面扣多了就还给我

2345
01:36:32,733 --> 01:36:33,366
就这种感觉

2346
01:36:33,366 --> 01:36:34,166
你知道吧

2347
01:36:35,566 --> 01:36:36,766
对就这种感觉

2348
01:36:36,766 --> 01:36:39,299
然后他们就像打谍战一样

2349
01:36:39,300 --> 01:36:40,366
经常会有那种啊

2350
01:36:40,366 --> 01:36:41,533
我出去上个厕所

2351
01:36:41,533 --> 01:36:42,099
菜点完了

2352
01:36:42,100 --> 01:36:43,000
我出去上个厕所

2353
01:36:43,000 --> 01:36:43,933
大家说你不要动

2354
01:36:43,933 --> 01:36:45,666
我们知道你在家上过厕所了

2355
01:36:45,666 --> 01:36:47,533
你不可以去前台把钱结下来

2356
01:36:47,533 --> 01:36:49,099
这这顿饭是我来请

2357
01:36:50,866 --> 01:36:52,533
就只能说是这种

2358
01:36:52,733 --> 01:36:54,866
这种谍战的情况啊

2359
01:36:54,866 --> 01:36:57,199
用我们的方言来说叫私吧啊

2360
01:36:57,366 --> 01:36:58,566
可能不太体面

2361
01:36:59,900 --> 01:37:00,266
但是

2362
01:37:00,266 --> 01:37:02,933
每个人都是真心的想请对方吃饭的

2363
01:37:02,933 --> 01:37:04,533
就会出现这种情况

2364
01:37:04,900 --> 01:37:07,666
真的真的真的挺好玩的

2365
01:37:09,400 --> 01:37:10,200
哎呦

2366
01:37:12,400 --> 01:37:13,166
很多时候

2367
01:37:13,166 --> 01:37:14,899
对啊上个厕所把帐结了

2368
01:37:14,900 --> 01:37:16,866
我们为了防备这种上个厕所

2369
01:37:16,866 --> 01:37:18,266
把帐结了的行为

2370
01:37:18,266 --> 01:37:21,366
他已经发展到不让提前订酒店

2371
01:37:21,366 --> 01:37:22,499
因为订酒店的话

2372
01:37:22,700 --> 01:37:24,333
你去结这个包厢的单

2373
01:37:24,333 --> 01:37:24,733
就会说啊

2374
01:37:24,733 --> 01:37:26,133
已经有人买过了

2375
01:37:26,300 --> 01:37:28,566
永远都是已经有人买过了

2376
01:37:28,900 --> 01:37:30,700
对吧还会给把钱给小孩

2377
01:37:30,700 --> 01:37:31,866
让小孩去把单买了

2378
01:37:31,866 --> 01:37:33,499
对呀我就是这个小孩

2379
01:37:33,500 --> 01:37:36,800
哈哈我就是这个小孩

2380
01:37:36,800 --> 01:37:40,066
然后会在那个那个那个台子的门口

2381
01:37:40,366 --> 01:37:41,266
跟我姐姐

2382
01:37:41,266 --> 01:37:42,666
我们两个人面面相觑

2383
01:37:42,666 --> 01:37:44,333
看着手里面一样的钱

2384
01:37:44,600 --> 01:37:45,500
然后我们俩猜定

2385
01:37:45,500 --> 01:37:47,600
可是决定谁去把这个钱给了

2386
01:37:52,100 --> 01:37:52,700
现在好

2387
01:37:52,700 --> 01:37:54,333
玩以后到自己就不好玩了

2388
01:37:54,333 --> 01:37:56,199
没有啊我们家唯一一次

2389
01:37:56,200 --> 01:37:58,300
没没怎么呢

2390
01:37:58,533 --> 01:38:01,933
没有去撕这件事情的聚餐

2391
01:38:02,600 --> 01:38:05,100
是我出国之前那段时间

2392
01:38:05,100 --> 01:38:07,100
就是也也那什么吧

2393
01:38:07,100 --> 01:38:08,300
也赚了一些钱吧

2394
01:38:08,300 --> 01:38:09,533
然后又是我生日

2395
01:38:09,566 --> 01:38:11,599
我说这顿饭谁也别动

2396
01:38:12,300 --> 01:38:13,100
我请

2397
01:38:14,733 --> 01:38:16,566
家里说你有几个钱啊

2398
01:38:16,566 --> 01:38:19,499
你请啊我说不对的

2399
01:38:19,700 --> 01:38:22,133
我这个意义是不一样的

2400
01:38:22,133 --> 01:38:24,166
我真正的靠自己

2401
01:38:25,366 --> 01:38:27,333
虽然可能他们看来就做直播

2402
01:38:27,333 --> 01:38:28,666
不是特别体面的事情

2403
01:38:28,666 --> 01:38:30,999
我真正的靠自己啊

2404
01:38:31,000 --> 01:38:32,900
这个赚到一笔钱之后

2405
01:38:33,000 --> 01:38:34,766
谁也没有跟我抢这顿饭

2406
01:38:34,766 --> 01:38:35,966
大家都很祝福我

2407
01:38:35,966 --> 01:38:37,133
然后让我去买单

2408
01:38:37,133 --> 01:38:40,099
哈哈哈我觉得这种意义是不一样的

2409
01:38:40,100 --> 01:38:43,933
就算是你拿那个你拿第一次工资

2410
01:38:43,933 --> 01:38:45,799
给你妈妈买件衣服啊

2411
01:38:45,800 --> 01:38:48,666
然后给你爸爸买瓶酒啊这种这种钱

2412
01:38:48,666 --> 01:38:50,733
他们就无论如何也不会拦着你

2413
01:38:50,733 --> 01:38:52,133
也不让你花的

2414
01:38:52,200 --> 01:38:55,000
这种这种钱就是一种有意义的钱吧

2415
01:38:58,466 --> 01:39:00,733
证明了自己都是个大人了

2416
01:39:00,733 --> 01:39:02,166
可能是这种感觉

2417
01:39:05,733 --> 01:39:08,399
你小的时候特别喜欢吃完饭刮发票

2418
01:39:08,400 --> 01:39:09,733
那我觉得挺好的啊

2419
01:39:09,733 --> 01:39:11,333
以前发票我还中过多少钱

2420
01:39:11,333 --> 01:39:12,299
中过10块钱

2421
01:39:12,300 --> 01:39:13,466
开开心心的

2422
01:39:14,066 --> 01:39:17,099
你们这边说我去结账都是虚假的

2423
01:39:17,100 --> 01:39:18,333
对所以我长大了

2424
01:39:18,333 --> 01:39:19,099
上网了之后

2425
01:39:19,100 --> 01:39:22,100
我发现很多人在问那种啊

2426
01:39:22,100 --> 01:39:23,533
如果跟家人

2427
01:39:23,533 --> 01:39:26,599
亲戚朋友或者相亲约会对象出来

2428
01:39:26,733 --> 01:39:28,699
对方没有买单的意思

2429
01:39:28,766 --> 01:39:29,866
那怎么办呢

2430
01:39:29,900 --> 01:39:30,700
之类的我

2431
01:39:30,733 --> 01:39:32,933
其实我一开始我非常不理解这种问题

2432
01:39:32,933 --> 01:39:34,066
因为我人生中

2433
01:39:34,333 --> 01:39:34,733
家里面的

2434
01:39:34,733 --> 01:39:36,866
人生中从来没有经历过这种事情

2435
01:39:38,366 --> 01:39:40,533
啊大家都是抢着在买单

2436
01:39:40,533 --> 01:39:42,533
从来没有说是该买单的时候

2437
01:39:42,533 --> 01:39:44,566
大家都假装自己有事很忙

2438
01:39:44,566 --> 01:39:45,966
或者假装去上厕所

2439
01:39:45,966 --> 01:39:46,899
没经历过

2440
01:39:46,900 --> 01:39:48,133
一次都没有过

2441
01:39:49,100 --> 01:39:51,566
后面我发现不是所有地方都这样的

2442
01:39:52,866 --> 01:39:55,299
这不顺带感谢一下一言人哦

2443
01:39:55,300 --> 01:39:57,400
一直都很感谢的是吧

2444
01:39:58,900 --> 01:40:00,500
人家人都在隔壁桌呢

2445
01:40:00,500 --> 01:40:01,466
人家人在隔壁桌

2446
01:40:01,466 --> 01:40:04,166
用慈爱的那种眼光鼓励的看着我

2447
01:40:04,166 --> 01:40:05,166
去结账是吧

2448
01:40:05,166 --> 01:40:05,999
哈哈哈

2449
01:40:06,800 --> 01:40:08,566
没有其实我赚的第一笔钱

2450
01:40:08,566 --> 01:40:10,699
不是不是做虚拟主播赚的

2451
01:40:10,700 --> 01:40:12,566
我赚的第一笔钱是那种

2452
01:40:12,566 --> 01:40:15,966
就是什么是打原型号的时候赚的

2453
01:40:17,533 --> 01:40:20,166
我当时第一个题都还是个女孩子

2454
01:40:20,200 --> 01:40:21,900
哎呦还挺开心的

2455
01:40:23,366 --> 01:40:26,699
真好我奶奶是这种偷偷结账的类型

2456
01:40:28,000 --> 01:40:30,733
但是偷偷结账的类型其实挺好的

2457
01:40:30,733 --> 01:40:31,066
只是

2458
01:40:31,066 --> 01:40:33,599
如果全家人都是这种偷偷结账的类型

2459
01:40:33,600 --> 01:40:35,300
你连结账都要卷的话

2460
01:40:35,300 --> 01:40:37,733
就感觉哎呦还挺那个的

2461
01:40:38,066 --> 01:40:38,099
其

2462
01:40:38,100 --> 01:40:40,966
其实可能是因为就是家里面人觉得

2463
01:40:40,966 --> 01:40:42,866
就比起这个钱来说

2464
01:40:42,933 --> 01:40:44,699
珍惜聚在一起的机会

2465
01:40:44,700 --> 01:40:46,300
可能更重要一些吧

2466
01:40:46,300 --> 01:40:49,600
毕竟大家可能都会面对这种情况

2467
01:40:50,133 --> 01:40:51,166
呃长大了之后

2468
01:40:51,166 --> 01:40:53,366
如果说你的头上有几个长辈

2469
01:40:53,366 --> 01:40:55,333
然后你们五湖四海的分开

2470
01:40:55,400 --> 01:40:56,900
分散在各个城市

2471
01:40:57,166 --> 01:40:58,466
家里面的老人呢

2472
01:40:58,466 --> 01:41:01,066
又会年龄比较大的情况下

2473
01:41:01,066 --> 01:41:02,866
其实大家聚在一起的时候

2474
01:41:02,866 --> 01:41:05,533
确实次数没有自己想象的那么多

2475
01:41:05,566 --> 01:41:07,866
时间是有限的

2476
01:41:08,066 --> 01:41:09,466
这种体验也是有限的

2477
01:41:09,466 --> 01:41:10,499
所以每个人都希望

2478
01:41:10,500 --> 01:41:13,500
在这种有限的相聚时光里面

2479
01:41:13,500 --> 01:41:15,100
让自己更付出的多一点

2480
01:41:15,100 --> 01:41:17,066
让别人更多开心一点吧

2481
01:41:17,066 --> 01:41:19,133
虽然很多时候也蛮困扰的

2482
01:41:19,133 --> 01:41:20,299
真的蛮困扰的

2483
01:41:20,300 --> 01:41:22,000
因为这样真的很不体面

2484
01:41:23,133 --> 01:41:24,599
他们会真的吵起来

2485
01:41:27,600 --> 01:41:28,733
吃午饭了吗

2486
01:41:28,800 --> 01:41:31,733
没有我啊吃过了

2487
01:41:34,066 --> 01:41:36,466
什么大家都去上厕所都不用结账

2488
01:41:36,466 --> 01:41:37,999
就显得自己过得好嘛

2489
01:41:38,000 --> 01:41:38,933
就没有吧

2490
01:41:39,900 --> 01:41:40,600
因为这个

2491
01:41:40,600 --> 01:41:43,866
我们家里面这些人彼此过的怎么样

2492
01:41:43,866 --> 01:41:44,533
就彼此都

2493
01:41:44,533 --> 01:41:45,366
知道的

2494
01:41:46,333 --> 01:41:50,299
只是说想要去照顾彼此的心吧

2495
01:41:50,366 --> 01:41:53,133
哈喽冉冉来黑厅干活了中午好

2496
01:41:56,333 --> 01:41:57,366
怎么给我放起来

2497
01:41:57,366 --> 01:41:59,199
转生苹果啊

2498
01:42:01,133 --> 01:42:03,399
马上又要到这个季节了

2499
01:42:03,766 --> 01:42:05,333
可惜那个什么

2500
01:42:06,400 --> 01:42:08,333
哎可惜可惜

2501
01:42:10,666 --> 01:42:11,399
又是一年

2502
01:42:11,400 --> 01:42:15,466
没有办法参与这个家里面的聚餐啊

2503
01:42:16,200 --> 01:42:19,066
可能那年让我结了也有一个原因

2504
01:42:19,066 --> 01:42:21,099
就是知道我马上有好几年

2505
01:42:21,100 --> 01:42:23,300
参加不了这种活动了

2506
01:42:24,266 --> 01:42:25,066
嗯

2507
01:42:27,333 --> 01:42:29,499
大部分亲戚还是好亲戚

2508
01:42:29,800 --> 01:42:32,533
不好的亲戚我可能真的就不走动了

2509
01:42:32,533 --> 01:42:33,466
你知道吧

2510
01:42:34,933 --> 01:42:36,933
因为我一直觉得亲戚的这个东西

2511
01:42:36,933 --> 01:42:39,166
他就是相当于你呃

2512
01:42:39,166 --> 01:42:40,066
出生点的时候

2513
01:42:40,066 --> 01:42:42,533
跟你刷在同一个新手村里面的人

2514
01:42:43,266 --> 01:42:44,399
你们有先发优势

2515
01:42:44,400 --> 01:42:46,300
就是你们在同一个封闭地图里面

2516
01:42:46,300 --> 01:42:47,900
一起待过很长时间

2517
01:42:47,900 --> 01:42:50,300
但是不是一起待着很长时间的人

2518
01:42:50,600 --> 01:42:53,333
或者是你们在同一个服务器出来的

2519
01:42:53,333 --> 01:42:55,733
就会有很深的感情

2520
01:42:55,733 --> 01:42:57,999
还是要看个人的性格的话

2521
01:42:58,500 --> 01:43:02,366
嗯有很多亲戚就是那种你都不知道

2522
01:43:02,666 --> 01:43:04,466
如果基因真的有效的话

2523
01:43:04,466 --> 01:43:06,499
你跟他为啥会是一家人呢

2524
01:43:06,566 --> 01:43:07,599
是这种感觉

2525
01:43:08,800 --> 01:43:09,166
对啊

2526
01:43:09,166 --> 01:43:12,699
就完全没有必要去跟他们走动啊

2527
01:43:12,866 --> 01:43:14,066
因为你跟他们真的就是

2528
01:43:14,066 --> 01:43:15,466
话不投机半句多

2529
01:43:15,466 --> 01:43:16,299
的情况

2530
01:43:16,400 --> 01:43:20,900
每年都跟你假装装装熟悉啊什么的

2531
01:43:20,966 --> 01:43:21,766
哎呦

2532
01:43:21,900 --> 01:43:24,300
上来就摸摸你的脑袋摸摸你的手

2533
01:43:24,300 --> 01:43:25,866
摸摸你胳膊拍拍你肩膀

2534
01:43:25,866 --> 01:43:27,333
不知道以为你们铁哥们

2535
01:43:27,333 --> 01:43:28,733
其实三年都没见过了

2536
01:43:28,733 --> 01:43:30,133
然后热衷于问你一些

2537
01:43:30,166 --> 01:43:32,066
你小时候我还抱过你呢

2538
01:43:32,066 --> 01:43:33,333
猜猜我是大姑二姑

2539
01:43:33,333 --> 01:43:34,933
三姑还是四姑的游戏

2540
01:43:35,466 --> 01:43:36,566
你都让我猜了

2541
01:43:36,566 --> 01:43:37,299
我猜不出来

2542
01:43:37,300 --> 01:43:39,466
尴尬的到底是你还是我呀

2543
01:43:40,866 --> 01:43:44,166
怎么自己一点数都没有呢啊是不是

2544
01:43:46,500 --> 01:43:47,900
做过很失礼的事情

2545
01:43:47,900 --> 01:43:49,366
真的很过分的事情

2546
01:43:49,366 --> 01:43:50,799
哎呦别提了

2547
01:43:50,933 --> 01:43:52,699
我有一些亲戚

2548
01:43:52,700 --> 01:43:54,333
一点都不熟的那种

2549
01:43:54,666 --> 01:43:55,933
在我刚才介绍的

2550
01:43:55,933 --> 01:43:58,099
北方的这种红包习俗的情况下

2551
01:43:58,100 --> 01:44:00,400
有一方远房亲戚过年

2552
01:44:01,300 --> 01:44:04,533
呃就是拖家带口的

2553
01:44:04,533 --> 01:44:05,699
就一家里面

2554
01:44:05,700 --> 01:44:07,966
从姥姥到姥

2555
01:44:07,966 --> 01:44:11,199
这个这个这个爸爸到这个爸爸的儿子

2556
01:44:11,200 --> 01:44:12,500
三个人正常来说

2557
01:44:12,500 --> 01:44:13,966
有三代的家庭

2558
01:44:13,966 --> 01:44:16,499
就应该自己作为一个小家族过年了

2559
01:44:16,500 --> 01:44:18,133
不对他们来我们家过年

2560
01:44:18,133 --> 01:44:20,299
然后还有一些其他的亲戚

2561
01:44:20,366 --> 01:44:24,766
最后这十几个人做饭不帮忙啊

2562
01:44:24,766 --> 01:44:27,099
然后那个睡觉呢

2563
01:44:27,100 --> 01:44:28,366
也是呃

2564
01:44:28,366 --> 01:44:29,533
习惯不太好

2565
01:44:29,666 --> 01:44:31,966
然后我们家给他们一半订的酒店

2566
01:44:31,966 --> 01:44:33,399
然后一半是那个

2567
01:44:33,466 --> 01:44:35,533
把我的房间都挪出来给他们用啊

2568
01:44:35,533 --> 01:44:36,499
什么之类的

2569
01:44:36,733 --> 01:44:37,399
最后

2570
01:44:37,400 --> 01:44:40,366
这十几个人在我们家待了七天之后

2571
01:44:40,800 --> 01:44:42,866
一共给了我200块的压岁钱

2572
01:44:42,866 --> 01:44:45,299
外加一箱银鹭花生牛奶

2573
01:44:46,100 --> 01:44:49,066
十几个人加起来一共给了我200块

2574
01:44:49,066 --> 01:44:49,766
然后从此以后

2575
01:44:49,766 --> 01:44:51,766
我们家就再也不跟他来往了

2576
01:44:53,966 --> 01:44:54,699
不是

2577
01:44:54,700 --> 01:44:58,600
哥你你拿你那牛奶是什么意思呢

2578
01:44:59,566 --> 01:45:00,933
哎呀年味渐浓

2579
01:45:00,933 --> 01:45:01,966
可不咋的嘛

2580
01:45:03,100 --> 01:45:04,566
度假呢你搁这

2581
01:45:04,566 --> 01:45:05,733
对啊不是

2582
01:45:05,733 --> 01:45:06,766
我真的服了

2583
01:45:06,766 --> 01:45:08,799
我对这事印象特别深刻

2584
01:45:08,800 --> 01:45:11,866
包括什么我家里面呼吸道都不好

2585
01:45:11,866 --> 01:45:13,199
然后在家里面抽烟

2586
01:45:13,200 --> 01:45:14,400
然后请他们去阳台

2587
01:45:14,400 --> 01:45:16,066
去走廊也不愿意

2588
01:45:16,466 --> 01:45:18,266
还有就是我妈妈

2589
01:45:18,266 --> 01:45:19,699
她卫生习惯很好

2590
01:45:19,700 --> 01:45:20,866
她对于家里面的环境

2591
01:45:20,866 --> 01:45:22,966
有一种特别好的要求

2592
01:45:23,733 --> 01:45:26,699
之后因为那个早年的墙没有壁纸吗

2593
01:45:26,700 --> 01:45:27,866
是那种白色的墙

2594
01:45:27,866 --> 01:45:29,299
就是我比较小的时候的事

2595
01:45:29,300 --> 01:45:31,166
我们家的白墙就是一点磕碰

2596
01:45:31,166 --> 01:45:31,999
一点掉漆

2597
01:45:32,000 --> 01:45:33,466
一点蹭都没有的

2598
01:45:33,466 --> 01:45:34,666
他们来了之后

2599
01:45:34,900 --> 01:45:36,266
那个白墙上面

2600
01:45:36,533 --> 01:45:39,299
在换鞋的地方留下了三个手印

2601
01:45:39,466 --> 01:45:41,066
就是非常规律的三个手印

2602
01:45:41,066 --> 01:45:41,899
有大有小

2603
01:45:41,900 --> 01:45:43,666
明显是一个家庭里面的

2604
01:45:44,100 --> 01:45:45,933
呃爹妈和孩子

2605
01:45:45,933 --> 01:45:48,066
然后都用同样的一个姿势

2606
01:45:48,200 --> 01:45:50,133
用同样的脏手铺在了墙上

2607
01:45:50,133 --> 01:45:52,799
然后最后我妈犯愁了好久好久

2608
01:45:52,800 --> 01:45:54,600
才找人刮那个

2609
01:45:54,600 --> 01:45:56,766
刮那个墙的人把他刮平了

2610
01:45:58,866 --> 01:45:59,699
真是一家人

2611
01:45:59,700 --> 01:46:01,800
是啊欢迎不爱三七不恋

2612
01:46:01,800 --> 01:46:03,700
哎呦我服了

2613
01:46:05,733 --> 01:46:07,366
回答一下什么问题啊

2614
01:46:07,466 --> 01:46:08,366
我看一下

2615
01:46:09,533 --> 01:46:10,966
经典银鹿牛奶

2616
01:46:10,966 --> 01:46:12,899
7天把自己把牛奶喝完了吗

2617
01:46:12,900 --> 01:46:13,733
可不咋的

2618
01:46:14,166 --> 01:46:16,166
大家看了一下看一下

2619
01:46:16,166 --> 01:46:18,166
每年聚餐都是老三样

2620
01:46:18,166 --> 01:46:19,999
不知道怎么跟家里面说

2621
01:46:20,133 --> 01:46:21,466
哪老三样啊

2622
01:46:21,666 --> 01:46:22,999
咦哪老三样

2623
01:46:28,733 --> 01:46:29,733
那太恶心了

2624
01:46:29,733 --> 01:46:33,899
对尤其是就为了防止这个情况的发生

2625
01:46:33,900 --> 01:46:36,300
其实我妈妈已经提前跟他们说好了

2626
01:46:36,300 --> 01:46:39,166
就是这几天如果卫生习惯的话

2627
01:46:39,166 --> 01:46:42,766
就不要把瓜子皮和花生壳扔到地上

2628
01:46:42,933 --> 01:46:46,733
不要把烟头直接扔在桌面上啊

2629
01:46:46,733 --> 01:46:48,199
这个这个之类的

2630
01:46:48,366 --> 01:46:50,933
吃完东西的骨头不要扔在桌子上

2631
01:46:50,933 --> 01:46:51,966
什么之类的

2632
01:46:52,600 --> 01:46:56,766
哎呀家里老人只喜欢本地菜

2633
01:46:58,866 --> 01:47:04,866
嗯比如说年年都点这几样菜

2634
01:47:05,600 --> 01:47:08,566
慢慢喜欢你嗯

2635
01:47:12,533 --> 01:47:14,699
我说话可能比较直白啊

2636
01:47:14,933 --> 01:47:21,199
就是首先过年过年呃

2637
01:47:23,900 --> 01:47:27,666
已经很少有能一家人就尤其是呃

2638
01:47:27,666 --> 01:47:28,299
三代

2639
01:47:28,300 --> 01:47:31,200
甚至四代聚在一起的这种机会了嘛

2640
01:47:32,266 --> 01:47:34,466
然后你们的时间还很多

2641
01:47:34,466 --> 01:47:36,466
老人的时间不太多了

2642
01:47:38,000 --> 01:47:39,900
而且怎么说呢

2643
01:47:40,333 --> 01:47:42,566
就是因为点菜这个东西

2644
01:47:42,566 --> 01:47:44,899
他点完那几样你们还可以点新的嘛

2645
01:47:45,000 --> 01:47:48,333
就我觉得还是就顺着一点吧

2646
01:47:48,333 --> 01:47:49,799
毕竟不是年年都一起吃

2647
01:47:49,800 --> 01:47:51,400
而且这种吃饭

2648
01:47:51,400 --> 01:47:54,266
饭局的机会可能也是很有限的

2649
01:47:54,300 --> 01:47:54,566
其实

2650
01:47:54,566 --> 01:47:57,333
已经不在于到底吃到嘴里面些什么了

2651
01:47:59,333 --> 01:48:00,099
主要还是在于

2652
01:48:00,100 --> 01:48:02,566
那种大家聚在一起的感觉吧

2653
01:48:03,200 --> 01:48:06,866
嗯基本上又贵又不好吃

2654
01:48:06,866 --> 01:48:09,299
那他们可能也点不了几次了

2655
01:48:10,933 --> 01:48:11,466
可能你后

2656
01:48:11,466 --> 01:48:13,499
面十多年20多年之后

2657
01:48:13,500 --> 01:48:14,966
再想起来这件事情

2658
01:48:14,966 --> 01:48:16,166
你还会觉得哇

2659
01:48:16,366 --> 01:48:18,499
你也会自己找那家店

2660
01:48:18,500 --> 01:48:19,866
去点一下这几道菜

2661
01:48:19,866 --> 01:48:21,166
怀念一下当时的感觉

2662
01:48:21,166 --> 01:48:23,366
就像主播听一些歌

2663
01:48:23,366 --> 01:48:27,066
然后能够想到想到那个什么一样啊

2664
01:48:27,066 --> 01:48:30,066
嗯你们小家天天在一起啊

2665
01:48:30,066 --> 01:48:31,333
那小家的话

2666
01:48:32,466 --> 01:48:35,533
嗯能不能跟我说说都是什么菜呀

2667
01:48:42,733 --> 01:48:43,733
it's got a cool man

2668
01:48:43,733 --> 01:48:48,933
the old kida oh boy doesn't like you can't get out that

2669
01:48:51,466 --> 01:48:52,266
guy

2670
01:49:03,033 --> 01:49:05,099
哈你打字好慢呀

2671
01:49:06,033 --> 01:49:21,299
oh itala mangayaka

2672
01:49:22,066 --> 01:49:25,333
你大于盲目眉目里那愚弄话

2673
01:49:25,333 --> 01:49:27,366
看那太极似对恶话

2674
01:49:27,366 --> 01:49:32,266
又遇见我看他谈得我讲出不嫁

2675
01:49:32,266 --> 01:49:34,766
卡座利亚拉卡拉卡拉

2676
01:49:34,766 --> 01:49:37,766
佢表一带要买对话say你的信吗

2677
01:49:47,266 --> 01:49:49,733
广东必有的现配蟹黄面

2678
01:49:49,733 --> 01:49:50,666
还有炖鲍鱼

2679
01:49:50,666 --> 01:49:53,266
你们家宴有点规格太高了

2680
01:49:53,266 --> 01:49:54,466
我都没吃过

2681
01:49:55,366 --> 01:49:56,366
好吃吗

2682
01:49:57,433 --> 01:49:59,366
啊这什么好吃吗

2683
01:50:00,066 --> 01:50:01,633
我都没吃过这种东西

2684
01:50:03,433 --> 01:50:05,466
打打小猫不犯困好吧

2685
01:50:07,333 --> 01:50:09,866
印象比较深的就这两个

2686
01:50:12,166 --> 01:50:13,899
主播初七也会直播吗

2687
01:50:13,900 --> 01:50:14,633
你们家跨年

2688
01:50:14,633 --> 01:50:15,866
想看明年春晚

2689
01:50:15,866 --> 01:50:17,966
初七的话不出意外我就会播的

2690
01:50:17,966 --> 01:50:20,066
如果那天我考试都不播啊

2691
01:50:20,366 --> 01:50:23,233
没错啊加大学校没有初七的说法

2692
01:50:23,233 --> 01:50:24,899
他们还会排考试的

2693
01:50:26,266 --> 01:50:27,699
妈呀好吃吗

2694
01:50:27,766 --> 01:50:31,566
不是很贵就是听起来就很高级的那种

2695
01:50:34,866 --> 01:50:38,333
主播没吃过正高级的广式早茶

2696
01:50:38,333 --> 01:50:39,866
早茶我倒是吃过吧

2697
01:50:39,866 --> 01:50:42,699
但是主播一辈子就吃碳水的命了

2698
01:50:43,633 --> 01:50:44,699
纯纯的碳水

2699
01:50:44,700 --> 01:50:46,500
脑袋瓜怎么办呢

2700
01:50:49,533 --> 01:50:50,766
早茶好吃

2701
01:50:50,766 --> 01:50:55,099
我吃早茶就盯着那个什么流沙包啊

2702
01:50:55,100 --> 01:50:56,533
奶黄包啊之类的吃

2703
01:50:56,533 --> 01:50:58,499
吃完之后就饱了

2704
01:50:59,433 --> 01:51:01,266
感觉甜点心好吃

2705
01:51:01,266 --> 01:51:04,466
然后什么黄金糕啊马拉糕啊之类的

2706
01:51:04,466 --> 01:51:06,766
有些咸的也不错啊

2707
01:51:06,766 --> 01:51:08,699
比如说那个腐竹卷

2708
01:51:08,866 --> 01:51:10,299
是不是有这么个东西啊

2709
01:51:11,833 --> 01:51:13,299
腐竹卷挺好吃的

2710
01:51:13,300 --> 01:51:15,833
红色的那个肠粉也挺好吃的

2711
01:51:18,833 --> 01:51:20,499
吃完了拜拜

2712
01:51:21,166 --> 01:51:22,099
欢迎心海

2713
01:51:23,066 --> 01:51:24,133
还好有内应

2714
01:51:24,133 --> 01:51:24,933
行吧

2715
01:51:25,833 --> 01:51:27,033
前女友的小故事

2716
01:51:27,033 --> 01:51:28,433
有后续结束了

2717
01:51:28,433 --> 01:51:31,333
女孩子想把你追回去然后把你甩了

2718
01:51:33,100 --> 01:51:35,766
好幼稚的报复心啊

2719
01:51:36,666 --> 01:51:38,166
好幼稚啊

2720
01:51:39,633 --> 01:51:40,899
不是这个

2721
01:51:40,933 --> 01:51:45,466
有一种什么前世他封心锁爱

2722
01:51:45,766 --> 01:51:48,899
却因意外这个坠入深渊

2723
01:51:49,066 --> 01:51:51,333
这一世他复活重来

2724
01:51:51,333 --> 01:51:54,066
誓要让负心渣男付出代价

2725
01:51:54,266 --> 01:51:56,299
让对方深深的迷恋上他

2726
01:51:56,300 --> 01:51:58,666
之后再给对方迎头一击

2727
01:51:58,866 --> 01:52:00,833
这是不是小说看多了呀

2728
01:52:01,133 --> 01:52:03,266
不要浪费你们两个的时间

2729
01:52:03,266 --> 01:52:05,833
大家都是生活在现实世界里的人

2730
01:52:05,833 --> 01:52:06,899
彼此放过吧

2731
01:52:06,900 --> 01:52:10,100
还是有点那个了

2732
01:52:11,133 --> 01:52:13,899
不是他他是不是有点那个了

2733
01:52:16,133 --> 01:52:17,266
只能说你劝老人

2734
01:52:17,266 --> 01:52:19,066
试试新口味吧是吧

2735
01:52:19,133 --> 01:52:19,933
哎

2736
01:52:20,033 --> 01:52:21,233
刚才变绿了吗

2737
01:52:21,233 --> 01:52:23,866
喜羊奶大刚出来了

2738
01:52:23,866 --> 01:52:25,899
可以听着好辣啊好辣啊

2739
01:52:25,900 --> 01:52:29,833
这种剧情连我10岁的时候都不爱看了

2740
01:52:29,833 --> 01:52:31,699
叫你女朋友成熟点吧

2741
01:52:32,066 --> 01:52:35,099
能不能先过好自己的生活啊

2742
01:52:36,833 --> 01:52:39,033
花这么长时间去报复一下

2743
01:52:39,033 --> 01:52:41,499
就为了那一瞬间什么快感吗

2744
01:52:41,500 --> 01:52:42,300
对吧

2745
01:52:42,300 --> 01:52:45,500
你但凡说他想从你兜里面掏点钱

2746
01:52:45,500 --> 01:52:49,133
我都觉得他比他比他比想要追回来你

2747
01:52:49,133 --> 01:52:49,966
再把你甩了

2748
01:52:49,966 --> 01:52:52,233
让你得到精神上的痛苦

2749
01:52:52,233 --> 01:52:53,566
然后把他当成一辈子

2750
01:52:53,566 --> 01:52:56,033
什么朱砂痣啊什么的

2751
01:52:56,066 --> 01:52:57,566
我觉得要强起来了

2752
01:52:58,500 --> 01:52:59,933
让他下次给个理由

2753
01:52:59,933 --> 01:53:01,466
就是给给什么理由

2754
01:53:02,166 --> 01:53:05,466
想要想要从前男友这边搞点钱过来

2755
01:53:05,466 --> 01:53:08,966
我觉得这样的话感觉都更能理解一下

2756
01:53:09,466 --> 01:53:10,233
那个女生

2757
01:53:10,233 --> 01:53:11,866
还狂傲着大方

2758
01:53:11,866 --> 01:53:13,033
就是你别说了

2759
01:53:13,033 --> 01:53:15,966
我要把我要把公寓扣成两层

2760
01:53:15,966 --> 01:53:18,433
一会地板要拆了我要赔钱的

2761
01:53:20,333 --> 01:53:21,966
一会我要把地板抠到

2762
01:53:21,966 --> 01:53:24,033
抠到抠到下层去了

2763
01:53:24,033 --> 01:53:26,299
楼下的人会惊异的看着我

2764
01:53:27,333 --> 01:53:27,866
你别说

2765
01:53:27,866 --> 01:53:30,166
在加拿大这事还是最有可能发生的

2766
01:53:30,166 --> 01:53:32,666
因为这这房间不太那什么啊

2767
01:53:33,766 --> 01:53:36,633
我到处抠抠一会抠到我室友卧室里面

2768
01:53:36,633 --> 01:53:37,433
怎么办

2769
01:53:38,366 --> 01:53:39,633
把墙抠穿了

2770
01:53:39,633 --> 01:53:40,933
然后他正在看动画

2771
01:53:40,933 --> 01:53:43,499
回头惊异的看着破洞里的我

2772
01:53:46,300 --> 01:53:47,766
说了别说了

2773
01:53:48,766 --> 01:53:49,733
好崩溃呀

2774
01:53:49,733 --> 01:53:51,266
你喝喝中药调理一下

2775
01:53:51,266 --> 01:53:53,266
让他看点玛丽苏小说吧

2776
01:53:53,266 --> 01:53:57,233
就那种一边切那个什么流沙太空沙

2777
01:53:57,233 --> 01:54:00,299
然后一边一边缝缝十字绣

2778
01:54:00,300 --> 01:54:02,700
一边做菜一边做法式甜点

2779
01:54:02,700 --> 01:54:04,533
然后一边我重生了

2780
01:54:04,533 --> 01:54:04,933
这一次

2781
01:54:04,933 --> 01:54:07,466
务必要让渣男付出他应有的代价

2782
01:54:07,466 --> 01:54:09,333
让他神魂颠倒的迷恋上我

2783
01:54:09,333 --> 01:54:11,533
我带上了我的渣男惩治系统

2784
01:54:11,533 --> 01:54:13,299
这你让他多多看看这个吧

2785
01:54:13,300 --> 01:54:14,566
别别那什么

2786
01:54:14,566 --> 01:54:15,933
别浪费自己人生了这

2787
01:54:15,933 --> 01:54:17,966
种小说好歹20分钟就看完了

2788
01:54:17,966 --> 01:54:20,933
跟那个折磨你能得到的快感差不多

2789
01:54:20,933 --> 01:54:21,733
时间还短

2790
01:54:21,733 --> 01:54:23,266
让他让他看看这个吧

2791
01:54:23,533 --> 01:54:24,333
嗯

2792
01:54:26,300 --> 01:54:27,266
我真服了

2793
01:54:27,266 --> 01:54:30,866
哎呀那你室友就要我室友

2794
01:54:31,300 --> 01:54:32,100
哎呦

2795
01:54:33,266 --> 01:54:34,433
木地板是吧

2796
01:54:34,433 --> 01:54:35,766
是啊木地板啊

2797
01:54:35,766 --> 01:54:37,533
一会真真睡了怎么办

2798
01:54:37,533 --> 01:54:38,766
要赔钱的

2799
01:54:39,100 --> 01:54:40,233
你还挺有经验

2800
01:54:40,233 --> 01:54:42,633
我没事就看这种啊啊

2801
01:54:43,933 --> 01:54:45,899
主要就是有一些你不需要动脑

2802
01:54:45,900 --> 01:54:47,233
还杀时间的东西

2803
01:54:47,233 --> 01:54:48,033
一个是这个

2804
01:54:48,033 --> 01:54:50,233
一个就是明日方舟集成战略

2805
01:54:51,266 --> 01:54:52,866
我发现集这个东西

2806
01:54:52,866 --> 01:54:56,133
真是你放一杯水在边上

2807
01:54:56,133 --> 01:54:57,233
开个五六把

2808
01:54:57,233 --> 01:54:59,133
发现天已经黑了这种情况

2809
01:54:59,133 --> 01:55:02,033
如果你觉得这几天焦虑茫然

2810
01:55:02,033 --> 01:55:03,933
然后实际上又没啥事能干

2811
01:55:04,066 --> 01:55:06,499
推荐你下载明日方舟玩集成战略

2812
01:55:06,500 --> 01:55:07,866
这玩意真杀时间

2813
01:55:09,066 --> 01:55:11,566
动不动一个点就过去了哎呦

2814
01:55:13,166 --> 01:55:15,666
所以我那天玩急的时候我都记不清

2815
01:55:16,133 --> 01:55:18,566
我都记不清是那个过了多久

2816
01:55:18,566 --> 01:55:19,066
我一看哇

2817
01:55:19,066 --> 01:55:19,766
4个小时

2818
01:55:19,766 --> 01:55:21,466
什么情况这么多

2819
01:55:23,300 --> 01:55:25,133
米娅米娅就是这么拒绝我

2820
01:55:25,133 --> 01:55:27,133
让我喝中药调理好

2821
01:55:29,433 --> 01:55:32,266
喝点中药吧还是真的

2822
01:55:32,266 --> 01:55:34,766
我真觉得这种情况应该喝点中药

2823
01:55:34,766 --> 01:55:36,666
不喝中药不太合适了

2824
01:55:37,833 --> 01:55:39,899
有文明6那么杀时间吗

2825
01:55:39,900 --> 01:55:41,333
我没玩过文明6

2826
01:55:43,500 --> 01:55:45,500
杀时间还得看文明6

2827
01:55:45,933 --> 01:55:46,933
我不知道啊

2828
01:55:46,933 --> 01:55:50,366
就是我之前有朋友玩这个文明文明6

2829
01:55:50,666 --> 01:55:52,833
然后我前天问他的事

2830
01:55:52,833 --> 01:55:55,066
他能今天才回我

2831
01:55:55,133 --> 01:55:56,666
我说你为啥回这么慢

2832
01:55:56,666 --> 01:55:58,099
他说我在文明6

2833
01:55:59,500 --> 01:56:01,133
也不知道是为啥呢

2834
01:56:02,900 --> 01:56:04,933
黑猫来游戏会吗

2835
01:56:08,866 --> 01:56:12,766
游戏会暂时不打了游戏会暂时不打了

2836
01:56:12,766 --> 01:56:14,033
因为那个什么

2837
01:56:14,633 --> 01:56:17,166
因为大家不是很爱看这个

2838
01:56:17,166 --> 01:56:20,266
游戏会的同阶和弹幕好像不是很理想

2839
01:56:20,266 --> 01:56:22,066
而且我的那个什么

2840
01:56:22,366 --> 01:56:25,366
我的那个情况也不是很理想

2841
01:56:28,033 --> 01:56:28,366
嗯

2842
01:56:28,366 --> 01:56:30,466
主播一玩游戏就猪逼掰

2843
01:56:30,466 --> 01:56:32,366
掰的比较笨

2844
01:56:32,500 --> 01:56:33,700
不太行啊

2845
01:56:33,900 --> 01:56:34,700
嗯

2846
01:56:35,866 --> 01:56:39,266
你有个哥们在这直播八九个小时玩了

2847
01:56:39,266 --> 01:56:41,899
经常半夜两三点回消息

2848
01:56:43,566 --> 01:56:44,566
都烂完了呀

2849
01:56:44,566 --> 01:56:45,899
生物痘都烂完了

2850
01:56:45,900 --> 01:56:46,966
怎么办呀

2851
01:56:49,966 --> 01:56:51,066
等一下我们

2852
01:56:51,666 --> 01:56:55,899
我们如果没有没有情况的话要下班了

2853
01:56:57,700 --> 01:56:58,500
怎么样

2854
01:57:06,266 --> 01:57:07,333
播两个小时

2855
01:57:07,333 --> 01:57:08,566
然后晚上还有

2856
01:57:08,566 --> 01:57:09,899
应该还有吧

2857
01:57:10,566 --> 01:57:12,533
主播应该答应了大家

2858
01:57:12,533 --> 01:57:15,366
最多一定要把这三场播出来的

2859
01:57:15,666 --> 01:57:17,266
不得走不得走

2860
01:57:17,266 --> 01:57:18,333
那得要拉扯了

2861
01:57:18,333 --> 01:57:19,466
要加班了

2862
01:57:21,266 --> 01:57:22,566
那得要那什么了

2863
01:57:22,566 --> 01:57:24,366
那得要见长祛斑了

2864
01:57:26,833 --> 01:57:28,033
真不能不吆喝了

2865
01:57:28,033 --> 01:57:29,833
再不吆喝真要饿死了

2866
01:57:30,700 --> 01:57:32,033
那不吆喝的时候

2867
01:57:32,033 --> 01:57:34,766
主要是有时候还能维持基本生活

2868
01:57:34,766 --> 01:57:36,933
现在再不吆喝感觉要饿死了

2869
01:57:37,866 --> 01:57:39,133
有晚班吗

2870
01:57:39,633 --> 01:57:41,899
嗯争取有争取有

2871
01:57:43,666 --> 01:57:44,966
如果没有晚班的话

2872
01:57:44,966 --> 01:57:46,533
你们就当是加拿大的时间

2873
01:57:46,533 --> 01:57:47,899
一周播出来三场吧

2874
01:57:47,900 --> 01:57:49,633
明天早上肯定还有早班啊

2875
01:57:49,633 --> 01:57:51,433
这两个肯定还会选一个的

2876
01:57:55,266 --> 01:57:56,266
这拉扯呀

2877
01:57:56,266 --> 01:57:57,433
那主播再播一会吧

2878
01:57:57,433 --> 01:57:59,833
最多播到看一下

2879
01:58:01,133 --> 01:58:02,833
播到12点过5

2880
01:58:03,033 --> 01:58:05,533
然后就就就好像不能再拉了

2881
01:58:05,533 --> 01:58:07,733
因为因为是我要睡觉了

2882
01:58:07,733 --> 01:58:11,033
应该好像不能再拉了

2883
01:58:11,266 --> 01:58:15,299
再拉的话他可能会他可能会会

2884
01:58:16,900 --> 01:58:18,366
会会攻击我

2885
01:58:18,366 --> 01:58:21,733
哈哈现在干脆看猫猫的检查

2886
01:58:21,733 --> 01:58:23,033
厚重点这个是

2887
01:58:28,866 --> 01:58:30,333
好没问题没问题

2888
01:58:30,900 --> 01:58:33,233
每次来都像复健一样真的

2889
01:58:35,333 --> 01:58:36,899
就每天都想问问大家

2890
01:58:36,900 --> 01:58:38,633
就是我今天播的好吗

2891
01:58:39,666 --> 01:58:42,099
我今天播的好吗我明天播的好吗

2892
01:58:42,133 --> 01:58:44,133
之类的每天都想问问大家

2893
01:58:44,133 --> 01:58:45,966
但每个人的说法都不一样

2894
01:58:45,966 --> 01:58:47,766
所以我还是决定催眠自己

2895
01:58:47,766 --> 01:58:50,233
就是觉得自己播的挺不错的

2896
01:58:50,233 --> 01:58:51,099
真攻击嘛

2897
01:58:51,100 --> 01:58:52,933
感觉不得不想办法拉一下子

2898
01:58:52,933 --> 01:58:56,033
no no no no不行不行不行不行不行不行

2899
01:58:56,333 --> 01:58:57,366
不可以不可以

2900
01:58:58,533 --> 01:58:59,499
真不行吧

2901
01:59:01,033 --> 01:59:04,166
副歌什么副歌啊

2902
01:59:04,166 --> 01:59:05,566
这是黎明前线

2903
01:59:05,700 --> 01:59:06,833
这个副歌很好听

2904
01:59:06,833 --> 01:59:07,666
对吧我也觉得

2905
01:59:07,666 --> 01:59:08,333
很有那种

2906
01:59:08,333 --> 01:59:12,333
就是在青春期的那个夏天的那个气息

2907
01:59:12,333 --> 01:59:14,299
啊这个副歌真挺不错的

2908
01:59:17,433 --> 01:59:20,099
尤其是他诚心用的这个钢琴啊

2909
01:59:20,100 --> 01:59:21,333
在那个副歌的时候

2910
01:59:21,333 --> 01:59:24,566
他会上去比较高的那种情况

2911
01:59:24,566 --> 01:59:25,833
真的很轻快

2912
01:59:25,933 --> 01:59:26,733
哎呦

2913
01:59:27,466 --> 01:59:30,333
很有少年感的一首歌哎提督加

2914
01:59:32,066 --> 01:59:33,166
提督加场

2915
01:59:33,733 --> 01:59:34,833
提督加场

2916
01:59:35,866 --> 01:59:36,299
剃头不

2917
01:59:36,300 --> 01:59:37,566
能不能加点

2918
01:59:37,566 --> 01:59:39,366
剃头要加长的嗯

2919
01:59:41,300 --> 01:59:43,166
谢谢花生的6朵小花

2920
01:59:43,166 --> 01:59:44,066
你以后多点

2921
01:59:44,066 --> 01:59:45,566
应该多就可以

2922
01:59:45,566 --> 01:59:48,133
指定一种直播形式

2923
01:59:48,866 --> 01:59:50,833
但是直播内容的话需要协商

2924
01:59:50,833 --> 01:59:51,666
因为如果

2925
01:59:51,666 --> 01:59:54,466
如果你跟我说加一场恐怖游戏的话

2926
01:59:55,133 --> 01:59:57,099
这个这个是另外的价钱

2927
01:59:57,500 --> 01:59:58,466
但是你要是说

2928
01:59:58,533 --> 01:59:58,766
但是

2929
01:59:58,766 --> 02:00:02,266
你要是说玩一场我来选择的游戏的话

2930
02:00:02,366 --> 02:00:04,066
那这个就完全OK

2931
02:00:04,100 --> 02:00:04,900
嗯

2932
02:00:05,900 --> 02:00:06,900
非常好诚信

2933
02:00:06,900 --> 02:00:08,233
这什么表情啊

2934
02:00:11,100 --> 02:00:12,266
好嘲讽啊

2935
02:00:12,266 --> 02:00:13,433
什么表情啊

2936
02:00:14,900 --> 02:00:15,700
不是

2937
02:00:16,966 --> 02:00:18,899
把奇都换成SC吧

2938
02:00:19,033 --> 02:00:20,966
为什么不对啊

2939
02:00:20,966 --> 02:00:22,266
奇都的话有礼物的

2940
02:00:22,266 --> 02:00:24,866
我们这个月有那个毛茸茸的小热水袋

2941
02:00:24,866 --> 02:00:27,533
还有那个可以三选一的往期礼物

2942
02:00:27,533 --> 02:00:28,733
很不错的耶

2943
02:00:30,300 --> 02:00:32,733
怎么怎么怎么就换成IC了呢

2944
02:00:32,866 --> 02:00:33,899
这样就不好

2945
02:00:36,233 --> 02:00:37,699
成星特别好听啊

2946
02:00:37,700 --> 02:00:38,066
但是

2947
02:00:38,066 --> 02:00:41,866
其实我很久都没有听成星的新歌了

2948
02:00:42,466 --> 02:00:43,533
主要还是

2949
02:00:46,466 --> 02:00:48,366
主要还是冷冻库吧

2950
02:00:48,366 --> 02:00:50,899
我觉得我最喜欢冷冻库啊

2951
02:00:50,900 --> 02:00:51,966
虚空寄托

2952
02:00:52,066 --> 02:00:54,366
不要虚空提督

2953
02:00:56,900 --> 02:00:58,766
但我们家人是懂得叛逆的

2954
02:00:58,766 --> 02:01:00,666
本来打算给主播上提督的

2955
02:01:00,666 --> 02:01:01,566
这下主播

2956
02:01:01,566 --> 02:01:02,766
主播一哭腔

2957
02:01:02,766 --> 02:01:05,466
马上就要虚空地图整下了我知道

2958
02:01:06,900 --> 02:01:09,266
但是还是要发出我自己的声音

2959
02:01:09,433 --> 02:01:10,966
不要虚空地图

2960
02:01:13,533 --> 02:01:14,766
虚空iOS地图

2961
02:01:14,766 --> 02:01:15,766
no不要

2962
02:01:17,533 --> 02:01:19,066
你忍心看一个

2963
02:01:20,033 --> 02:01:23,233
忍心看一个小女孩静静的心死吗

2964
02:01:23,233 --> 02:01:24,033
不要

2965
02:01:29,500 --> 02:01:33,500
答应我加场的权利多么的美妙

2966
02:01:33,766 --> 02:01:35,633
主播主播主播主播

2967
02:01:35,633 --> 02:01:38,433
那个感谢的声音多么的

2968
02:01:38,433 --> 02:01:39,533
这个这个可爱

2969
02:01:39,933 --> 02:01:40,733
哈哈哈

2970
02:01:40,733 --> 02:01:43,166
不要安慰死好吗嘻嘻

2971
02:01:44,566 --> 02:01:45,099
哎

2972
02:01:45,100 --> 02:01:47,900
为什么没有重新的那个那个什么呀

2973
02:01:48,966 --> 02:01:50,299
我那什么呢

2974
02:01:51,033 --> 02:01:52,533
我冷冻库呢

2975
02:01:53,066 --> 02:01:56,866
在在未成年退款我会恨你一辈子

2976
02:01:59,900 --> 02:02:02,300
我恨你一辈子的你相信我

2977
02:02:08,966 --> 02:02:10,333
一次书提多

2978
02:02:10,333 --> 02:02:12,666
然后那个时候人家跟我说

2979
02:02:12,733 --> 02:02:14,699
主播我们来玩个游戏吧

2980
02:02:14,700 --> 02:02:16,666
我说你要点什么游戏吗

2981
02:02:17,633 --> 02:02:18,766
我说你要点什么游戏吗

2982
02:02:18,766 --> 02:02:20,233
主播会玩的话可以哦

2983
02:02:20,233 --> 02:02:22,133
然后他说我们来玩个游戏吧

2984
02:02:22,133 --> 02:02:23,833
你是不是24小时之后

2985
02:02:23,833 --> 02:02:26,433
然后我今天消费的钱才会入账啊

2986
02:02:26,500 --> 02:02:28,866
那你猜猜我是iOS提督

2987
02:02:28,866 --> 02:02:30,533
还是安卓的提督呢

2988
02:02:30,566 --> 02:02:32,666
你猜猜我的账号是实名的

2989
02:02:32,666 --> 02:02:34,733
成年还是未实名呢

2990
02:02:35,166 --> 02:02:36,933
我那天晚上觉都没睡着

2991
02:02:41,566 --> 02:02:42,566
啊

2992
02:02:42,733 --> 02:02:44,533
有涨亲密度比较快的吗

2993
02:02:44,533 --> 02:02:45,866
大家都一样啦

2994
02:02:45,866 --> 02:02:48,433
但是提度的话就直接能速度26了

2995
02:02:51,533 --> 02:02:52,166
一块钱10

2996
02:02:52,166 --> 02:02:53,733
亲密度是焊死的

2997
02:02:53,900 --> 02:02:55,833
嗯都一样的

2998
02:02:56,933 --> 02:02:59,766
但是你送那个盲盒礼物的话

2999
02:02:59,766 --> 02:03:01,299
可以让主播加分

3000
02:03:01,366 --> 02:03:03,166
主播的活动会加的更多

3001
02:03:03,166 --> 02:03:05,499
主播毛到奖金的概率就会更大

3002
02:03:05,500 --> 02:03:07,466
主播就会更感谢你

3003
02:03:07,466 --> 02:03:09,233
哈哈哈

3004
02:03:12,066 --> 02:03:14,966
没LS没结构buff对吧

3005
02:03:14,966 --> 02:03:16,266
什么对美颜美雅

3006
02:03:16,266 --> 02:03:17,766
记住是多大的荣誉

3007
02:03:17,766 --> 02:03:19,633
这种荣誉还是宁愿不要吧

3008
02:03:19,633 --> 02:03:21,433
开玩笑英镑是300磅

3009
02:03:21,433 --> 02:03:22,966
现在英镑什么汇率啊

3010
02:03:23,066 --> 02:03:26,099
7码2,100人民币吗

3011
02:03:27,166 --> 02:03:30,333
正常的话是2,000好像

3012
02:03:30,333 --> 02:03:31,499
好像还可以

3013
02:03:31,500 --> 02:03:32,633
好像还好

3014
02:03:32,933 --> 02:03:37,099
但300磅的话听起来好像比2,000人民币要

3015
02:03:38,500 --> 02:03:40,066
要好接受一点点

3016
02:03:40,066 --> 02:03:41,233
不知道为什么

3017
02:03:41,333 --> 02:03:42,299
就如果你跟我说

3018
02:03:42,300 --> 02:03:46,733
有一个东西400刀就400加元的情况下

3019
02:03:46,733 --> 02:03:47,666
我可能觉得

3020
02:03:47,666 --> 02:03:50,966
呃好像还好但2,000人民币觉得

3021
02:03:50,966 --> 02:03:52,133
好像还有点贵

3022
02:03:53,533 --> 02:03:54,966
你不能亏钱

3023
02:03:58,033 --> 02:03:58,866
啊有没有

3024
02:03:58,866 --> 02:04:01,699
有没有国外爹救一下啊

3025
02:04:02,133 --> 02:04:03,033
包包惊喜

3026
02:04:03,033 --> 02:04:04,866
怎么样才能让他用英镑结算

3027
02:04:04,866 --> 02:04:06,133
又不亏钱呢

3028
02:04:06,533 --> 02:04:07,499
各位大家

3029
02:04:07,500 --> 02:04:08,033
密拿三宝

3030
02:04:08,033 --> 02:04:09,699
拜托了啊

3031
02:04:09,700 --> 02:04:11,033
三宝有2,700

3032
02:04:13,966 --> 02:04:16,866
9.1英镑什么时候汇率这么高啊

3033
02:04:18,433 --> 02:04:21,933
da da da da

3034
02:04:27,366 --> 02:04:28,833
这个7是什么印象啊

3035
02:04:28,833 --> 02:04:30,166
我我在记些什么

3036
02:04:30,166 --> 02:04:31,266
怎么怎么这么高

3037
02:04:33,933 --> 02:04:35,266
我的妈呀

3038
02:04:38,933 --> 02:04:40,433
努努力当个白字

3039
02:04:40,433 --> 02:04:42,433
要留点26号打

3040
02:04:42,533 --> 02:04:44,133
26号是什么时候

3041
02:04:44,133 --> 02:04:45,366
是十六号吧

3042
02:04:45,900 --> 02:04:46,900
十六号吧

3043
02:04:49,433 --> 02:04:51,033
盲盒会亏钱啊

3044
02:04:51,766 --> 02:04:54,066
他不是那个首充币赚吗

3045
02:04:54,066 --> 02:04:57,099
主播能表演一下冷冻库的高音吗

3046
02:05:01,333 --> 02:05:05,266
i'm on a rogany i thought you'd never been

3047
02:05:05,266 --> 02:05:07,966
i need to crawl over the edge of your love

3048
02:05:08,133 --> 02:05:09,733
几点睡觉啊

3049
02:05:13,466 --> 02:05:15,466
等一下我去问一下

3050
02:05:19,866 --> 02:05:21,433
你几点睡觉啊

3051
02:05:23,733 --> 02:05:24,633
真的吗

3052
02:05:38,933 --> 02:05:39,733
嗯嗯

3053
02:05:41,966 --> 02:05:44,366
回来了我室友说无所谓吧

3054
02:05:44,366 --> 02:05:45,899
我闻到方便面味了

3055
02:05:45,900 --> 02:05:46,900
他应该是

3056
02:05:47,166 --> 02:05:48,566
他应该是刚那个什么

3057
02:05:48,566 --> 02:05:51,433
哈哈哈刚吃完夜宵

3058
02:05:51,433 --> 02:05:53,033
我们是完美的

3059
02:05:53,033 --> 02:05:54,099
周六晚上啊

3060
02:05:54,100 --> 02:05:54,833
没啥事的

3061
02:05:54,833 --> 02:05:55,266
周六晚上

3062
02:05:55,266 --> 02:05:57,033
不是我问问他几点睡

3063
02:05:58,033 --> 02:06:00,966
不是这不是小加一会班吗

3064
02:06:01,700 --> 02:06:03,433
哎呀我这龙洞谷高音呢

3065
02:06:10,300 --> 02:06:16,066
i stay la da da da da

3066
02:06:21,566 --> 02:06:22,933
不行不行上不去上不去

3067
02:06:22,933 --> 02:06:25,666
哈哈哈哈上不去上不去

3068
02:06:25,666 --> 02:06:27,333
但是我很喜欢这首歌

3069
02:06:27,500 --> 02:06:28,900
室友也在地绵绵呀

3070
02:06:28,900 --> 02:06:30,566
他都不用打开我直播间啊

3071
02:06:30,566 --> 02:06:31,933
直播间还有延迟呢

3072
02:06:31,933 --> 02:06:33,733
直接在我隔壁听就行了哈哈哈

3073
02:06:37,733 --> 02:06:39,466
但我真的很喜欢冷冻库啊

3074
02:06:39,466 --> 02:06:40,633
我推荐你们就是

3075
02:06:40,633 --> 02:06:43,833
我之前的一个朋友也是听听数曲的

3076
02:06:44,033 --> 02:06:44,299
然后

3077
02:06:44,300 --> 02:06:46,933
他推荐我在坐飞机的时候听冷冻库

3078
02:06:46,933 --> 02:06:48,266
啊我试了一下

3079
02:06:48,266 --> 02:06:49,433
真的真的很有效

3080
02:06:49,433 --> 02:06:50,466
你们也可以试试啊

3081
02:06:50,466 --> 02:06:52,966
这首歌特别适合坐飞机的时候听啊

3082
02:06:53,266 --> 02:06:54,466
一个LS提督

3083
02:06:54,466 --> 02:06:56,499
不要讨论这么危险的话题

3084
02:06:56,933 --> 02:06:57,133
好吧

3085
02:06:57,133 --> 02:07:00,233
让主播拿一个简简单单的安卓提图

3086
02:07:00,233 --> 02:07:02,699
获得一个1,000块的收益

3087
02:07:02,700 --> 02:07:05,833
难道不是世界最美好的事情吗哈哈

3088
02:07:09,133 --> 02:07:09,933
急

3089
02:07:14,066 --> 02:07:15,766
看我诚恳的眼睛

3090
02:07:16,733 --> 02:07:18,299
看我睁开了眼睛

3091
02:07:18,966 --> 02:07:21,633
你忍心让一个小女孩

3092
02:07:21,633 --> 02:07:23,499
在刮着暴风雪的夜里

3093
02:07:23,500 --> 02:07:25,266
静悄悄的死了吗

3094
02:07:26,166 --> 02:07:27,166
不要吧

3095
02:07:34,333 --> 02:07:38,566
而且这这500块还要3月份才能拿到

3096
02:07:40,633 --> 02:07:42,833
这500块要3月才能拿到

3097
02:07:42,833 --> 02:07:45,133
你知道3月是什么概念吗

3098
02:07:48,966 --> 02:07:52,299
0.7*0.35*2,000等于490

3099
02:07:52,300 --> 02:07:53,933
你花了2,000块啊

3100
02:07:53,933 --> 02:07:55,866
主播只能倒数490

3101
02:07:57,900 --> 02:08:00,066
主播要3月才能收到这个米

3102
02:08:02,833 --> 02:08:04,699
3月我就放假了

3103
02:08:04,833 --> 02:08:05,633
嗯

3104
02:08:05,966 --> 02:08:07,033
跳脸是吧

3105
02:08:07,033 --> 02:08:08,099
别吧别吧

3106
02:08:08,100 --> 02:08:10,166
我一看到490这个数就会死

3107
02:08:20,866 --> 02:08:22,633
打米只是享受了

3108
02:08:22,633 --> 02:08:23,966
纯纯的你享受

3109
02:08:23,966 --> 02:08:25,833
那我切实的这块享受

3110
02:08:25,833 --> 02:08:27,366
谁来给我补啊

3111
02:08:30,500 --> 02:08:32,533
啊主播缺失的这款小说

3112
02:08:32,533 --> 02:08:35,333
谁来给主播补上啊你是

3113
02:08:40,233 --> 02:08:43,833
iOS手机

3114
02:08:46,900 --> 02:08:48,700
哈哈哈哈哈

3115
02:08:49,900 --> 02:08:51,166
正在实习哦

3116
02:08:51,166 --> 02:08:53,166
LK工作的感觉怎么样

3117
02:08:55,366 --> 02:08:56,966
鼓掌是很厉害的

3118
02:08:56,966 --> 02:08:58,266
正在实习的人

3119
02:09:01,366 --> 02:09:03,099
急都急啊我不想

3120
02:09:03,100 --> 02:09:04,033
哈

3121
02:09:06,733 --> 02:09:07,533
哈哈

3122
02:09:07,533 --> 02:09:08,333
啊

3123
02:09:09,966 --> 02:09:10,966
要死掉了

3124
02:09:10,966 --> 02:09:12,699
通勤是不是蛮久的

3125
02:09:12,700 --> 02:09:14,266
在上海那边的话

3126
02:09:16,033 --> 02:09:19,066
但是我感觉好像国内实习

3127
02:09:19,066 --> 02:09:20,499
是不是全世界的好

3128
02:09:20,500 --> 02:09:22,566
线下实习感觉都在上海

3129
02:09:22,566 --> 02:09:25,166
北京上海集中了

3130
02:09:25,166 --> 02:09:27,033
就是这种大学生实习

3131
02:09:27,100 --> 02:09:28,900
大部分岗位的感觉

3132
02:09:31,833 --> 02:09:32,266
就那种

3133
02:09:32,266 --> 02:09:35,499
写在简历上有点光宗耀祖意思的

3134
02:09:35,500 --> 02:09:37,266
企业好像都在上海

3135
02:09:40,333 --> 02:09:42,966
上班要一个半小时单程吧

3136
02:09:44,100 --> 02:09:46,133
我说实话我是个晕车的人

3137
02:09:46,133 --> 02:09:47,499
我其实很难想象

3138
02:09:47,500 --> 02:09:51,033
就是单程通勤超过一个小时这件事

3139
02:09:51,700 --> 02:09:53,433
LS上不了总督的

3140
02:09:53,466 --> 02:09:55,499
LS我记得上不了总督

3141
02:09:57,266 --> 02:09:58,766
玩归玩闹归闹

3142
02:09:58,766 --> 02:10:00,633
别拿总督开玩笑啊

3143
02:10:00,633 --> 02:10:03,766
这个一问一个不知道

3144
02:10:03,766 --> 02:10:05,466
哈哈哈哎

3145
02:10:05,466 --> 02:10:07,333
我是上不了总督吧

3146
02:10:08,466 --> 02:10:10,066
北上广深好

3147
02:10:10,933 --> 02:10:12,833
一个半小时太折磨了吧

3148
02:10:12,833 --> 02:10:15,033
单程一个半小时这么远

3149
02:10:17,733 --> 02:10:20,533
那有没有就是在附近租个房子的说法

3150
02:10:20,533 --> 02:10:22,566
不过上海的房租也很高吧

3151
02:10:22,866 --> 02:10:25,333
对iOS只能公众号上种族

3152
02:10:25,366 --> 02:10:26,633
哈哈哈

3153
02:10:26,633 --> 02:10:28,233
谢谢多一两个打扣啊

3154
02:10:28,233 --> 02:10:29,066
感谢支持

3155
02:10:32,033 --> 02:10:33,033
地铁还好

3156
02:10:33,033 --> 02:10:33,699
不怎么晕

3157
02:10:33,700 --> 02:10:34,700
但是很挤

3158
02:10:34,966 --> 02:10:37,466
应该很挤就没有地方坐吧

3159
02:10:41,433 --> 02:10:45,166
租在公司边上旁边步行15分钟

3160
02:10:45,166 --> 02:10:46,633
年费LS提租

3161
02:10:46,633 --> 02:10:49,366
你们是一定要把损失最大化是吧

3162
02:10:51,033 --> 02:10:51,699
你们

3163
02:10:51,700 --> 02:10:54,300
你们是一定要把损失最大化

3164
02:10:56,533 --> 02:10:57,733
一定要让

3165
02:11:00,233 --> 02:11:01,733
要花最多的钱

3166
02:11:01,733 --> 02:11:04,066
让主播最大程度的憋屈是吧

3167
02:11:04,066 --> 02:11:07,666
不要呀呀的

3168
02:11:09,333 --> 02:11:11,533
憋的主播日语都说出来了天

3169
02:11:16,433 --> 02:11:19,533
急眼了急的主播连日语都能说了

3170
02:11:20,866 --> 02:11:23,699
未成年iOS年费种都太帅了

3171
02:11:23,733 --> 02:11:25,233
主播马上收到这款

3172
02:11:25,233 --> 02:11:27,099
这把米之后马上注销啊

3173
02:11:27,166 --> 02:11:28,966
这把还是我逃的比较快

3174
02:11:28,966 --> 02:11:30,699
哈哈哈

3175
02:11:30,700 --> 02:11:33,833
哎打完这一把马上注销账号走了

3176
02:11:33,833 --> 02:11:34,633
还不起

3177
02:11:36,166 --> 02:11:37,166
还有buff吗

3178
02:11:37,166 --> 02:11:38,366
别叠了别叠了

3179
02:11:38,366 --> 02:11:39,833
已经够吓人了

3180
02:11:39,833 --> 02:11:42,133
可怕可怕喵可怕喵

3181
02:11:42,700 --> 02:11:45,366
实习地点算是光宗耀祖了

3182
02:11:46,866 --> 02:11:49,266
我也想有一个光宗耀祖的职业

3183
02:11:49,266 --> 02:11:51,333
说出去啊

3184
02:11:51,766 --> 02:11:53,866
但是我现在说我在网络上扮

3185
02:11:53,866 --> 02:11:55,299
演虚拟小猫

3186
02:11:56,233 --> 02:11:57,933
嗯感觉

3187
02:11:58,233 --> 02:11:59,066
嗯

3188
02:12:04,433 --> 02:12:10,466
welcome to the carnival of Touring leader now touring leader now

3189
02:12:10,466 --> 02:12:13,133
death won't give a sound at us

3190
02:12:13,133 --> 02:12:16,433
i'll bury you bury you six feet under

3191
02:12:16,433 --> 02:12:21,633
welcome to the carnival of touring leader now

3192
02:12:22,433 --> 02:12:25,099
they won't hear a sound at us

3193
02:12:25,100 --> 02:12:29,233
a burial burial six feet underground

3194
02:12:30,866 --> 02:12:32,533
总督不是只能8个月

3195
02:12:32,833 --> 02:12:34,166
没有的没有的

3196
02:12:34,633 --> 02:12:35,699
总共有10个月的

3197
02:12:35,700 --> 02:12:36,500
总督

3198
02:12:37,666 --> 02:12:38,966
总共有12个月的

3199
02:12:38,966 --> 02:12:39,766
总督

3200
02:12:41,466 --> 02:12:42,666
不是只能8个月

3201
02:12:42,666 --> 02:12:44,533
他是一次性只能开8个月

3202
02:12:44,533 --> 02:12:46,699
但是你分开开他没有这个限制的

3203
02:12:46,700 --> 02:12:47,033
没有

3204
02:12:47,033 --> 02:12:50,333
没有累积不能超过8个月的限制的

3205
02:12:51,166 --> 02:12:53,066
你不要问主播是怎么知道

3206
02:12:53,833 --> 02:12:55,833
因为主播一晚上收到过8个

3207
02:12:55,833 --> 02:12:56,633
中毒

3208
02:12:58,733 --> 02:13:01,033
你有100万粉丝是不是就能说出去

3209
02:13:01,033 --> 02:13:03,299
我们这个职业有保密协议的

3210
02:13:03,300 --> 02:13:04,533
就像有一些公司

3211
02:13:04,533 --> 02:13:06,566
他离职会有敬业协议一样

3212
02:13:06,766 --> 02:13:08,266
他会把同行业所有的公司

3213
02:13:08,266 --> 02:13:09,699
都写在敬业协议上

3214
02:13:10,300 --> 02:13:12,333
我没有保密协议的

3215
02:13:17,366 --> 02:13:18,766
古早的宠物蛋

3216
02:13:18,766 --> 02:13:21,033
喂东西睡觉吃饭吃

3217
02:13:21,033 --> 02:13:23,299
那个叫唾麻鸽子对吧

3218
02:13:24,966 --> 02:13:25,966
兔麻鸽子

3219
02:13:28,566 --> 02:13:29,466
可以啊

3220
02:13:36,833 --> 02:13:37,499
新时代

3221
02:13:37,500 --> 02:13:40,900
电子网络对当代青年影响的研究员

3222
02:13:41,666 --> 02:13:45,633
新时代易拉罐如何如何

3223
02:13:45,733 --> 02:13:46,533
呃叫什么

3224
02:13:47,633 --> 02:13:50,233
以主播为主角去写一本书的话

3225
02:13:50,233 --> 02:13:51,499
应该叫什么

3226
02:13:53,033 --> 02:13:55,933
傲天都市易拉罐之类的东西吧

3227
02:13:59,333 --> 02:14:00,666
应该是这个有点印象

3228
02:14:00,666 --> 02:14:02,733
托马哥子现在也蛮火的

3229
02:14:02,733 --> 02:14:05,933
倒不如说每一个你错过的时代的产品

3230
02:14:06,133 --> 02:14:10,099
都是后面人觉得很不错的东西啊

3231
02:14:10,100 --> 02:14:11,700
比如现在那个千禧风

3232
02:14:11,700 --> 02:14:14,100
辣妹风不是又火起来了吗

3233
02:14:14,100 --> 02:14:17,066
包括之前日本那边的一些元素风啊

3234
02:14:17,066 --> 02:14:17,466
之类的

3235
02:14:17,466 --> 02:14:20,733
其实不也是上个世纪的那种时装风格

3236
02:14:20,733 --> 02:14:22,266
然后最后又转回来了吗

3237
02:14:22,266 --> 02:14:22,833
兔白鸽子

3238
02:14:22,833 --> 02:14:25,033
这个东西当时好像不是特别火

3239
02:14:25,866 --> 02:14:27,266
现在就蛮火的

3240
02:14:28,100 --> 02:14:29,133
就当时也蛮火的

3241
02:14:29,133 --> 02:14:30,633
中间就有一段不行了

3242
02:14:30,633 --> 02:14:32,899
然后现在又火起来这种感觉吧

3243
02:14:33,900 --> 02:14:35,466
包括我们收集的古董

3244
02:14:35,466 --> 02:14:36,733
也是当时那个年代

3245
02:14:36,733 --> 02:14:38,833
人们根本都不咋在乎的东西

3246
02:14:40,300 --> 02:14:42,033
时尚真是个圈啊

3247
02:14:42,033 --> 02:14:44,833
这都转来转去的就转回来了

3248
02:14:46,633 --> 02:14:47,499
倒不如说时

3249
02:14:47,500 --> 02:14:50,300
尚这个东西本身就有一部分的小众性

3250
02:14:50,300 --> 02:14:52,566
在外你只有跟别人都不太一样

3251
02:14:52,566 --> 02:14:54,099
你才是时尚的

3252
02:14:54,366 --> 02:14:56,333
当所有人都穿这件衣服的时候

3253
02:14:56,333 --> 02:14:58,566
他就是再有设计他也不时尚

3254
02:15:00,700 --> 02:15:03,466
这关说到这个时尚的问题

3255
02:15:03,466 --> 02:15:05,166
我还有一个很大的问题

3256
02:15:05,166 --> 02:15:09,733
就是谁给的规定年度什么颜色

3257
02:15:09,733 --> 02:15:12,699
比如我们说2022的颜年度颜色是什么

3258
02:15:12,700 --> 02:15:13,833
迪士尼蓝啊

3259
02:15:14,033 --> 02:15:17,066
然后2021的年度颜色是丁香紫之类的

3260
02:15:17,133 --> 02:15:18,366
是谁给了这些

3261
02:15:18,366 --> 02:15:21,233
在这个今年还没有开始的时候

3262
02:15:21,233 --> 02:15:23,366
就在年初规定年度颜色的

3263
02:15:23,366 --> 02:15:24,266
这些艺术机构

3264
02:15:24,266 --> 02:15:25,533
这个权利的呢

3265
02:15:26,133 --> 02:15:29,033
他们是为什么会有这样的一个权利

3266
02:15:29,033 --> 02:15:30,566
去规定这种东西呢

3267
02:15:30,733 --> 02:15:33,266
还是说只代表他们机构本身啊

3268
02:15:33,533 --> 02:15:34,433
年度颜色

3269
02:15:34,433 --> 02:15:35,833
什么是一个时尚概念

3270
02:15:35,833 --> 02:15:38,133
就是年度时尚流行色这种

3271
02:15:38,133 --> 02:15:40,499
每年会有一个固定的色号

3272
02:15:40,700 --> 02:15:41,666
就是精确到

3273
02:15:41,666 --> 02:15:43,566
比如说就像66CCF

3274
02:15:43,566 --> 02:15:45,233
这是洛天依的应援色嘛

3275
02:15:45,333 --> 02:15:48,133
对吧这个为什么会这样的

3276
02:15:50,466 --> 02:15:53,899
比如你现在搜索2024年的年度颜色

3277
02:15:53,900 --> 02:15:55,300
你就能够看到

3278
02:15:56,666 --> 02:15:57,233
啊对

3279
02:15:57,233 --> 02:15:58,933
潘通年度色

3280
02:15:59,233 --> 02:16:01,933
2023年的12月8号他就公布了

3281
02:16:01,933 --> 02:16:06,433
2024年的年度色是柔桃粉柔和桃

3282
02:16:07,833 --> 02:16:08,666
为什么呢

3283
02:16:10,066 --> 02:16:13,099
可是我们我们2024年还没开始呢

3284
02:16:13,100 --> 02:16:15,866
你就先把2024年年度颜色规定起来了

3285
02:16:15,866 --> 02:16:16,699
就对我来说

3286
02:16:16,700 --> 02:16:19,566
可能这个东西就像一个总结项的

3287
02:16:19,566 --> 02:16:21,266
比如说我现在是2024年

3288
02:16:21,266 --> 02:16:22,533
我可以说2023年

3289
02:16:22,533 --> 02:16:24,933
然后最受人们喜爱的

3290
02:16:24,933 --> 02:16:27,233
时尚感强烈的颜色是什么什么啊

3291
02:16:27,233 --> 02:16:29,333
然后我最喜欢什么什么颜色

3292
02:16:29,533 --> 02:16:31,333
或者是被人使用最多的

3293
02:16:31,333 --> 02:16:32,666
这种什么什么颜色

3294
02:16:32,666 --> 02:16:34,433
这个可以叫年度颜色

3295
02:16:34,900 --> 02:16:36,933
那他为什么会有这种工作

3296
02:16:36,933 --> 02:16:38,766
年度颜色的情况呢

3297
02:16:40,466 --> 02:16:42,566
潘通是印刷和色卡的公司

3298
02:16:42,566 --> 02:16:44,766
深究起来就是他自己的目标是

3299
02:16:44,766 --> 02:16:45,566
这样吗

3300
02:16:50,100 --> 02:16:52,300
但是好像大家都挺认可这个东西的

3301
02:16:52,300 --> 02:16:54,133
确实会有很多的时装品牌

3302
02:16:54,133 --> 02:16:56,266
会依据这个年度色来设计自己的

3303
02:16:56,266 --> 02:16:59,266
什么春夏秋的新款之类的

3304
02:16:59,666 --> 02:16:59,899
感觉

3305
02:16:59,900 --> 02:17:02,500
它也不是一个普通的色彩印刷公司

3306
02:17:04,933 --> 02:17:07,666
one two three four five six seven eight

3307
02:17:07,666 --> 02:17:10,166
one two three four five six seven eight

3308
02:17:10,166 --> 02:17:15,733
one two three four five six seven eight

3309
02:17:16,733 --> 02:17:19,133
一共植根于自然的色调

3310
02:17:20,333 --> 02:17:22,966
我来搜索看看有什么象征意义吧

3311
02:17:22,966 --> 02:17:25,699
柔桃粉不是茅房厕纸的颜色不

3312
02:17:25,700 --> 02:17:26,833
不会吧

3313
02:17:27,533 --> 02:17:30,299
你用的这个厕纸还挺暧昧的

3314
02:17:31,933 --> 02:17:34,133
你用这厕纸还挺暧昧的

3315
02:17:36,100 --> 02:17:39,233
权威性色彩研究机构潘通

3316
02:17:44,300 --> 02:17:45,500
想到就是

3317
02:17:45,666 --> 02:17:48,833
他们可能算是时装时尚设计的上游吧

3318
02:17:48,833 --> 02:17:50,833
因为颜色在时装里面

3319
02:17:50,833 --> 02:17:52,733
对我这种不懂行的人来说

3320
02:17:52,766 --> 02:17:55,733
感觉是非常的重要的一部分啊

3321
02:17:55,966 --> 02:17:56,266
所以

3322
02:17:56,266 --> 02:17:59,166
能不能理解为他们是时尚的上游呢

3323
02:17:59,300 --> 02:18:03,666
然后那个服装生产的设计师和公司

3324
02:18:03,666 --> 02:18:04,433
是在中游

3325
02:18:04,433 --> 02:18:07,133
然后我们消费者是在下游的这种情况

3326
02:18:10,866 --> 02:18:13,366
关键就是他们宣布这个是粘度颜色

3327
02:18:13,366 --> 02:18:14,699
为什么大家都认可

3328
02:18:14,700 --> 02:18:16,466
他们说的这个就是粘度颜色

3329
02:18:16,466 --> 02:18:18,099
这个才是我好奇的点

3330
02:18:19,100 --> 02:18:20,100
选一个潘棕色

3331
02:18:20,100 --> 02:18:22,166
所有的标准设备都不会有色彩

3332
02:18:22,166 --> 02:18:22,966
哦

3333
02:18:25,233 --> 02:18:26,933
那还蛮神奇的哎

3334
02:18:28,666 --> 02:18:30,266
居然还会有这种东西

3335
02:18:39,466 --> 02:18:42,866
差不多也快要下班了吗

3336
02:18:44,233 --> 02:18:46,433
好像差不多也快要下班

3337
02:18:47,066 --> 02:18:48,266
再播一小会吧

3338
02:18:48,900 --> 02:18:51,166
统一标准也是一种垄断

3339
02:18:53,733 --> 02:18:55,699
嗯色卡就很贵

3340
02:18:55,833 --> 02:18:57,566
不太理解这个人

3341
02:18:59,266 --> 02:19:00,066
哈

3342
02:19:01,100 --> 02:19:03,366
可以看看一套色卡的价格

3343
02:19:03,366 --> 02:19:07,233
我搜搜看潘通色卡

3344
02:19:12,966 --> 02:19:15,666
潘通色卡报价行情

3345
02:19:28,533 --> 02:19:30,633
为什么他不显示价格啊

3346
02:19:31,433 --> 02:19:32,499
哎我搜不到

3347
02:19:42,133 --> 02:19:43,466
好奇怪啊

3348
02:19:43,566 --> 02:19:45,233
直接淘宝搜吧

3349
02:19:45,366 --> 02:19:46,166
比心

3350
02:19:53,033 --> 02:19:54,099
潘通

3351
02:19:55,966 --> 02:19:56,866
色卡

3352
02:19:58,366 --> 02:20:00,266
拜拜然然

3353
02:20:00,266 --> 02:20:01,933
刚好我也要下班了

3354
02:20:01,933 --> 02:20:03,666
嗯我去

3355
02:20:03,666 --> 02:20:05,433
一套1,000多块啊

3356
02:20:06,766 --> 02:20:08,233
还有一万人付款

3357
02:20:10,700 --> 02:20:11,500
啊

3358
02:20:12,666 --> 02:20:13,466
这么贵

3359
02:20:17,433 --> 02:20:19,166
不准走哎

3360
02:20:19,166 --> 02:20:20,166
你是谁呀

3361
02:20:20,166 --> 02:20:22,099
你说不准走我就不走我妈

3362
02:20:22,500 --> 02:20:23,500
嘿嘿嘿

3363
02:20:23,666 --> 02:20:25,499
你说不准走我就不走我妈

3364
02:20:29,300 --> 02:20:30,833
我是叛逆期啊

3365
02:20:30,833 --> 02:20:32,733
我觉得确实我挺叛逆的

3366
02:20:32,733 --> 02:20:34,566
有时候就是这种时候

3367
02:20:35,233 --> 02:20:37,033
叫我不准怎么怎么样

3368
02:20:37,433 --> 02:20:39,899
然后我就会觉得哎凭什么

3369
02:20:41,700 --> 02:20:44,666
一般工厂要这个东西来对比颜色

3370
02:20:46,566 --> 02:20:48,666
那他们既然都有这种色卡

3371
02:20:48,666 --> 02:20:51,166
为什么印刷的东西老有色差呀

3372
02:20:51,366 --> 02:20:53,366
我每次选我自己这个周边

3373
02:20:53,366 --> 02:20:54,866
都会有很大的问题

3374
02:20:54,866 --> 02:20:55,499
为什么

3375
02:20:55,500 --> 02:20:58,833
因为我发现蓝紫色是有色差的重灾区

3376
02:20:58,833 --> 02:21:00,933
就基本上他没有完美的还原过

3377
02:21:00,933 --> 02:21:02,466
我这个头发的颜色

3378
02:21:03,033 --> 02:21:04,733
要么就是偏深偏红

3379
02:21:04,733 --> 02:21:05,933
要么就是偏蓝

3380
02:21:06,433 --> 02:21:09,299
蓝紫色真的色差很严重

3381
02:21:10,633 --> 02:21:12,366
潘通的设备更贵

3382
02:21:14,433 --> 02:21:16,066
哈哈哈

3383
02:21:16,066 --> 02:21:18,233
两全相爱取其行是呗

3384
02:21:19,833 --> 02:21:21,033
哦当一个机构

3385
02:21:21,033 --> 02:21:23,866
掌握了这种颜色的色号的定义

3386
02:21:24,133 --> 02:21:26,766
所以他会他会比较垄断

3387
02:21:26,766 --> 02:21:27,633
是这样吧

3388
02:21:27,833 --> 02:21:29,333
那个鼠标垫做的有色差

3389
02:21:29,333 --> 02:21:31,833
你会发现别的颜色就还好没事

3390
02:21:31,833 --> 02:21:33,699
有点色弱就看不出来

3391
02:21:33,933 --> 02:21:36,766
主要是你把你我的周边贴在屏幕上

3392
02:21:36,766 --> 02:21:37,733
跟我一对比

3393
02:21:37,733 --> 02:21:40,733
你会发现他就跟我不是一个颜色

3394
02:21:41,066 --> 02:21:42,499
就差了一些

3395
02:21:44,833 --> 02:21:47,099
两害相全啊

3396
02:21:47,866 --> 02:21:49,333
啊对不起主播

3397
02:21:49,333 --> 02:21:50,366
主播是这样

3398
02:21:50,633 --> 02:21:52,166
哈哈哈

3399
02:21:52,233 --> 02:21:53,033
没白费

3400
02:21:57,100 --> 02:21:59,366
就只有紫色的色差很重

3401
02:21:59,366 --> 02:22:02,666
然后其他的那个黑色黄色啊什么的

3402
02:22:04,333 --> 02:22:06,166
其实就没那么严重啦

3403
02:22:06,500 --> 02:22:08,700
踏花影重再从容

3404
02:22:08,700 --> 02:22:12,133
白云的变幻里寻影踪

3405
02:22:12,633 --> 02:22:16,333
惊涛巨浪化为桑田心未动

3406
02:22:16,333 --> 02:22:20,733
千古万里上天赐道有始终

3407
02:22:21,100 --> 02:22:24,566
天上明月又一片写下尘埃之一页

3408
02:22:29,100 --> 02:22:29,866
没有没有

3409
02:22:29,866 --> 02:22:32,466
我第一次我印了一年多啊

3410
02:22:32,466 --> 02:22:33,366
一两年的

3411
02:22:33,366 --> 02:22:34,266
这个周边

3412
02:22:34,266 --> 02:22:37,133
我第一次印出来跟我自己完全一样的

3413
02:22:37,133 --> 02:22:39,033
就跟我图片完全一样的颜色

3414
02:22:39,033 --> 02:22:39,899
iOS手机啊

3415
02:22:39,900 --> 02:22:41,700
就是苹果12的

3416
02:22:42,033 --> 02:22:44,299
显示完全一模一样的

3417
02:22:44,500 --> 02:22:46,133
就是我们1月份的啊

3418
02:22:46,133 --> 02:22:47,699
12月份的那个台历

3419
02:22:48,266 --> 02:22:49,633
他一点色差都没有

3420
02:22:49,633 --> 02:22:51,099
我特别惊讶你知道吧

3421
02:22:51,100 --> 02:22:54,033
因为我看了他那个翻页的视频

3422
02:22:55,100 --> 02:22:57,433
我可以说他是一点色差都没有的

3423
02:22:59,500 --> 02:23:01,133
真的让我特别震惊

3424
02:23:01,166 --> 02:23:03,966
因为就是有很多

3425
02:23:03,966 --> 02:23:06,433
我印过比他价格更贵的周边

3426
02:23:06,466 --> 02:23:09,866
机器号称的更好的周边什么什么的

3427
02:23:09,866 --> 02:23:12,033
但是他真的就一点色差都没有

3428
02:23:13,433 --> 02:23:16,533
这个并不是我找过的最用心的周边厂

3429
02:23:16,533 --> 02:23:18,833
也不是最名声在外的周边厂

3430
02:23:18,833 --> 02:23:20,666
他反而是效果最好的

3431
02:23:20,733 --> 02:23:22,833
所以我觉得大家收到这个台历的

3432
02:23:22,833 --> 02:23:24,333
就应该都会挺开心的

3433
02:23:24,333 --> 02:23:25,699
因为他确实很漂亮

3434
02:23:26,100 --> 02:23:26,900
嗯

3435
02:23:28,566 --> 02:23:29,699
马上要发货了

3436
02:23:29,700 --> 02:23:31,033
大家最后催一下

3437
02:23:31,033 --> 02:23:32,566
就是我们的那个什么呀

3438
02:23:32,666 --> 02:23:34,166
我们的那个那个

3439
02:23:37,266 --> 02:23:40,366
我们的那个那个那个要要要

3440
02:23:41,933 --> 02:23:43,499
要应该已经截止了吧

3441
02:23:43,500 --> 02:23:44,033
我看一下

3442
02:23:44,033 --> 02:23:45,466
就航海回馈啊

3443
02:23:46,066 --> 02:23:48,133
应该是不是已经截止了

3444
02:23:49,033 --> 02:23:51,299
跌倒时烛火一焰黄昏

3445
02:23:51,300 --> 02:23:53,466
心衰只剩青青脚

3446
02:23:53,466 --> 02:23:54,533
上天

3447
02:23:57,300 --> 02:23:59,066
啊我打不开了

3448
02:24:01,933 --> 02:24:04,533
完了我被卡在这了

3449
02:24:10,866 --> 02:24:11,266
你们知道

3450
02:24:11,266 --> 02:24:13,666
就是我点了那个航海回馈之后

3451
02:24:13,666 --> 02:24:15,933
他给我弹了一个白色的窗口

3452
02:24:15,933 --> 02:24:16,933
既没有关闭

3453
02:24:16,933 --> 02:24:18,099
也没有文字显示

3454
02:24:18,100 --> 02:24:19,100
什么都没有

3455
02:24:19,966 --> 02:24:21,699
我被他卡在这了

3456
02:24:28,633 --> 02:24:30,099
我现在这种无力感

3457
02:24:30,100 --> 02:24:32,433
就像是被卡在洗衣机里一样

3458
02:24:36,166 --> 02:24:36,566
就是

3459
02:24:36,566 --> 02:24:38,499
怎么会发生这种事情呢

3460
02:24:38,500 --> 02:24:40,066
但是他就是发生了

3461
02:24:44,033 --> 02:24:44,866
刷新不了

3462
02:24:44,866 --> 02:24:47,099
这是直播机内置的一个东西

3463
02:24:47,100 --> 02:24:49,166
所以我现在既点不了下播

3464
02:24:49,733 --> 02:24:50,833
也点不了别的

3465
02:24:50,833 --> 02:24:53,333
就是直播机的功能没了

3466
02:24:54,866 --> 02:24:55,433
就是这种事

3467
02:24:55,433 --> 02:24:57,833
听起来荒谬的跟卡在洗衣机里一样

3468
02:24:57,833 --> 02:24:59,833
但是我怎么真的就卡了呢

3469
02:25:02,433 --> 02:25:03,699
就不要下播啊

3470
02:25:03,700 --> 02:25:04,366
显示出来了

3471
02:25:04,366 --> 02:25:04,899
可以走了

3472
02:25:04,900 --> 02:25:05,700
可以走了

3473
02:25:05,766 --> 02:25:06,766
太好了可以走了

3474
02:25:06,766 --> 02:25:09,166
谢谢想看天又天亮的灯牌啊

3475
02:25:09,166 --> 02:25:10,099
感谢支持啊

3476
02:25:10,266 --> 02:25:11,833
你开始当主吹了

3477
02:25:11,833 --> 02:25:12,833
什么主吹啊

3478
02:25:13,133 --> 02:25:14,333
感觉很酷哎

3479
02:25:15,100 --> 02:25:18,900
但是当主催的话会被会被会被会被

3480
02:25:18,900 --> 02:25:20,266
会被嫌弃吗

3481
02:25:20,533 --> 02:25:25,133
就是因为你会去催人家做这些事情啊

3482
02:25:25,133 --> 02:25:26,566
或者问进度啊之类的

3483
02:25:26,566 --> 02:25:28,933
会不会会有人很逃避跟你讲话

3484
02:25:28,933 --> 02:25:29,666
就不想跟你讲

3485
02:25:29,666 --> 02:25:32,266
一收到你的消息他就脑袋疼

3486
02:25:32,266 --> 02:25:33,099
会不会这样

3487
02:25:33,733 --> 02:25:34,733
别下播好吗

3488
02:25:34,733 --> 02:25:36,099
我走了走了走了

3489
02:25:36,100 --> 02:25:36,666
可以走了

3490
02:25:36,666 --> 02:25:39,666
终终于走了哈哈哈

3491
02:25:42,733 --> 02:25:44,766
同人社团的周边的负责人

3492
02:25:44,933 --> 02:25:46,133
哎呦这个很累的

3493
02:25:46,133 --> 02:25:48,133
阿凯这个这个很累的

3494
02:25:48,966 --> 02:25:50,266
别说同人周边了

3495
02:25:50,266 --> 02:25:52,433
我做我自己的周边我都觉得累

3496
02:25:52,766 --> 02:25:53,633
真的很难想象

3497
02:25:53,633 --> 02:25:54,833
大家对于自己的推爆

3498
02:25:54,833 --> 02:25:56,066
有怎么样的热情啊

3499
02:25:56,066 --> 02:25:58,966
才能 1推推车推那么多制品啊

3500
02:25:58,966 --> 02:26:02,233
什么亚克力什么相框什么多叉力排啊

3501
02:26:02,233 --> 02:26:03,533
拍立得还有什么

3502
02:26:03,533 --> 02:26:06,066
就各种一个丙图做那么多种制品

3503
02:26:06,066 --> 02:26:08,066
然后可能有几百人几千人上车

3504
02:26:08,066 --> 02:26:09,066
每个人都要统计

3505
02:26:09,066 --> 02:26:10,266
最后还无盈利

3506
02:26:10,300 --> 02:26:12,433
我真的佩服大家对自己推的爱呀

3507
02:26:12,433 --> 02:26:14,699
我连我自己都没爱到这种程度了

3508
02:26:19,900 --> 02:26:20,966
师傅别念了

3509
02:26:20,966 --> 02:26:22,633
我真的坐牢你知道吧

3510
02:26:22,633 --> 02:26:25,433
真的坐牢我一想到这个我人就会死

3511
02:26:25,433 --> 02:26:27,766
我觉得这应该是一份有工资的工作

3512
02:26:27,966 --> 02:26:29,533
而不应该是一种爱好

3513
02:26:29,533 --> 02:26:31,099
没有人会喜欢受苦

3514
02:26:32,666 --> 02:26:34,499
拜拜弟嗯拜拜

3515
02:26:39,266 --> 02:26:40,466
每次一打表

3516
02:26:40,466 --> 02:26:43,099
我就狂暴的想把你脑袋往墙上撞

3517
02:26:55,066 --> 02:26:55,566
现在有库里

3518
02:26:55,566 --> 02:26:56,566
马加尔莱西

3519
02:26:56,566 --> 02:26:57,566
我复制不了

3520
02:27:11,300 --> 02:27:16,300
去吃个草莓亚克玛克拉娜阿西塔

3521
02:27:16,300 --> 02:27:18,966
尼玛尼瓦黑卡克

3522
02:27:19,766 --> 02:27:22,299
木卡皮卡阿雅克

3523
02:27:24,966 --> 02:27:25,833
谢谢酷路买家

3524
02:27:25,833 --> 02:27:32,899
来c b v一二三四y一z t二二y一z 7 z w

3525
02:27:32,900 --> 02:27:34,366
碰着你立个洞

3526
02:27:34,466 --> 02:27:35,366
让我搜搜看

3527
02:27:35,466 --> 02:27:36,433
这什么视频啊

3528
02:27:42,433 --> 02:27:44,899
能不能动动你的小手打出来

3529
02:27:44,933 --> 02:27:46,766
猫爪打字很费劲的

3530
02:27:46,866 --> 02:27:48,633
你们有看过那个梗图啊

3531
02:27:48,866 --> 02:27:51,899
对不起我打字有点慢啊

3532
02:27:51,933 --> 02:27:56,066
滚回你的这个什么雨刮器生产小

3533
02:27:58,300 --> 02:28:01,233
去当这个风扇女工吧

3534
02:28:09,533 --> 02:28:11,299
啊我唱歌的时候你给我发

3535
02:28:11,300 --> 02:28:12,266
三分钟搞定

3536
02:28:12,266 --> 02:28:14,699
辅音的清浊对立和送气与否

3537
02:28:14,700 --> 02:28:15,933
是什么意思啊

3538
02:28:19,233 --> 02:28:23,333
我觉得这比直接说我难听还离谱

3539
02:28:24,366 --> 02:28:25,533
你好过分

3540
02:28:27,966 --> 02:28:32,933
哎唱歌主要要的是是一个气氛嘛

3541
02:28:33,500 --> 02:28:34,066
哈哈哈哈哈

3542
02:28:34,066 --> 02:28:35,933
你好过分哈哈

3543
02:28:38,966 --> 02:28:39,499
怎么会

3544
02:28:39,500 --> 02:28:40,333
这人啊

3545
02:28:47,333 --> 02:28:48,766
下一次歌魂啥时候

3546
02:28:48,766 --> 02:28:51,299
下次我能掏出来新歌给你们的时候

3547
02:28:51,700 --> 02:28:53,566
卡审核刚好发出

3548
02:28:53,566 --> 02:28:55,299
哈哈哈

3549
02:28:56,633 --> 02:28:57,633
不对吧

3550
02:29:04,133 --> 02:29:04,933
baby i

3551
02:29:07,366 --> 02:29:08,166
don't

3552
02:29:11,033 --> 02:29:11,933
care what i do

3553
02:29:13,133 --> 02:29:21,299
wo wo wo wo wo wo

3554
02:29:24,133 --> 02:29:30,033
wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo

3555
02:29:40,166 --> 02:29:42,466
我有学日语的朋友说

3556
02:29:42,466 --> 02:29:45,266
我在就是不用力唱歌

3557
02:29:45,266 --> 02:29:46,633
不像说话这么用力的时候

3558
02:29:46,633 --> 02:29:48,933
就是拿气声去唱日语歌的时候

3559
02:29:48,933 --> 02:29:53,833
听起来发音还挺像那么一小回事的啊

3560
02:29:54,033 --> 02:29:55,366
就挺像那个

3561
02:29:56,300 --> 02:29:58,366
呃学过一点点

3562
02:29:58,366 --> 02:30:00,633
如果说我要是十字音去唱的话

3563
02:30:00,633 --> 02:30:02,666
他就觉得我是完全听不懂

3564
02:30:02,666 --> 02:30:04,899
不知道我在说哪国语言的这种气氛

3565
02:30:04,900 --> 02:30:06,166
哈哈哈

3566
02:30:08,300 --> 02:30:10,900
好啦那么今天没有续班的话

3567
02:30:10,900 --> 02:30:13,700
主播就要先下班啦

3568
02:30:14,833 --> 02:30:15,633
走啦

3569
02:30:24,433 --> 02:30:25,233
嘟嘟嘟

3570
02:30:30,933 --> 02:30:32,433
姐姐你动啊

3571
02:30:32,533 --> 02:30:33,733
哥们你动啊

3572
02:30:37,566 --> 02:30:38,366
好了

3573
02:30:38,766 --> 02:30:39,633
别走好吗

3574
02:30:39,633 --> 02:30:40,499
要走了

3575
02:30:41,133 --> 02:30:42,166
刚刚来要走了

3576
02:30:42,166 --> 02:30:44,866
谁叫你总是赶上我要走的时候刚来呢

3577
02:30:44,866 --> 02:30:45,899
这次来的不巧

3578
02:30:45,900 --> 02:30:46,733
下次再来吧

3579
02:30:46,733 --> 02:30:47,566
哈

3580
02:30:49,533 --> 02:30:50,333
哈

3581
02:30:56,533 --> 02:31:02,233
已经为了变的更好去掉锋芒

3582
02:31:02,733 --> 02:31:05,866
看另一个你吧

3583
02:31:05,933 --> 02:31:13,733
该学会怎么忍耐你给过我的伤害

3584
02:31:13,833 --> 02:31:18,066
是没有一句责怪

3585
02:31:22,033 --> 02:31:28,833
戒了烟染上悲伤我也不想

3586
02:31:34,700 --> 02:31:36,366
你已经开始欧了

3587
02:31:39,166 --> 02:31:39,966
啊

3588
02:31:40,766 --> 02:31:42,466
什么叫你已经开始欧了

3589
02:31:46,100 --> 02:31:47,033
拜拜大家

3590
02:31:51,533 --> 02:31:52,466
哈哈哈哈

3591
02:31:54,966 --> 02:31:56,166
我有的时候觉得

3592
02:31:56,166 --> 02:31:58,933
华年是不是有一些打钱的爱好啊

3593
02:31:58,933 --> 02:32:00,499
谢谢华年的SR

3594
02:32:00,500 --> 02:32:01,700
后者你还离开赌

3595
02:32:01,700 --> 02:32:03,666
你明明知道要背叛

3596
02:32:04,633 --> 02:32:06,333
你明明知道会被判

3597
02:32:06,633 --> 02:32:09,433
你明明知道还还要担心

3598
02:32:09,433 --> 02:32:10,666
让我把你放出来

3599
02:32:10,666 --> 02:32:11,866
你明明知道的

3600
02:32:11,866 --> 02:32:14,533
你为什么还要总是以身试法

3601
02:32:14,533 --> 02:32:15,899
那我真的很好奇

3602
02:32:15,900 --> 02:32:19,066
享受这种感觉吗真奇怪

3603
02:32:20,833 --> 02:32:21,633
唉

3604
02:32:23,833 --> 02:32:24,633
啊哈

3605
02:32:24,966 --> 02:32:26,233
就是想试试

3606
02:32:26,233 --> 02:32:27,699
想试试看看看看

3607
02:32:27,700 --> 02:32:29,700
那个什么控制不住你

3608
02:32:29,866 --> 02:32:31,566
你自控力有点差吧

3609
02:32:33,966 --> 02:32:38,033
感觉你的自控力跟主播差的一拼啊

3610
02:32:39,100 --> 02:32:42,133
天地间风云忽然变

3611
02:32:42,533 --> 02:32:47,533
有情有义的人都要回来

3612
02:32:49,966 --> 02:32:52,766
爱总会来

3613
02:32:53,133 --> 02:32:56,366
生死注定的来世再爱

3614
02:32:57,233 --> 02:33:01,566
都等了太久哭尽无奈

3615
02:33:02,066 --> 02:33:02,866
啊

3616
02:33:03,666 --> 02:33:06,233
不是你这句话一说

3617
02:33:06,233 --> 02:33:07,466
库罗曼你这句话一说我

3618
02:33:07,466 --> 02:33:08,766
我是我是

3619
02:33:08,766 --> 02:33:09,733
进了你也不是

3620
02:33:09,733 --> 02:33:11,333
是不进你也不是

3621
02:33:13,133 --> 02:33:13,933
服了

3622
02:33:19,100 --> 02:33:19,900
哼

3623
02:33:20,233 --> 02:33:23,733
爱恨纠缠的生生世世

3624
02:33:23,733 --> 02:33:27,133
心底执着的信念为你存在

3625
02:33:27,233 --> 02:33:30,766
多遥远的路都阻挡不住

3626
02:33:30,833 --> 02:33:34,133
再次拥有没距离的温度

3627
02:33:34,633 --> 02:33:37,899
失去自由的生生世世

3628
02:33:37,900 --> 02:33:41,500
有爱不懂相拥错过了最爱

3629
02:33:41,500 --> 02:33:45,033
送一剑祝福再默默相助

3630
02:33:45,066 --> 02:33:49,533
恐怕以后不自觉留退路

3631
02:33:51,300 --> 02:33:54,166
感觉这首歌好像唱的比以前好了

3632
02:33:55,033 --> 02:33:57,266
好像以前我只会平板的念

3633
02:33:57,500 --> 02:33:59,133
哎呦竟然放到这首歌

3634
02:33:59,133 --> 02:34:00,966
我最爱的仙剑奇侠传3

3635
02:34:00,966 --> 02:34:02,666
哈哈哈哈

3636
02:34:02,666 --> 02:34:04,333
还是把它唱完再走吧

3637
02:34:05,933 --> 02:34:08,366
真的很喜欢仙3的电视剧

3638
02:34:08,633 --> 02:34:09,699
虽然我知道有人要说

3639
02:34:09,700 --> 02:34:11,333
主播你都没看过这个

3640
02:34:11,333 --> 02:34:12,266
什么没玩过游戏

3641
02:34:12,266 --> 02:34:13,299
你肯定易拉罐

3642
02:34:13,366 --> 02:34:15,833
但是就是真的很喜欢仙3的电视剧

3643
02:34:20,733 --> 02:34:27,033
爱还没来天地间风云忽然变

3644
02:34:27,466 --> 02:34:32,466
有情有义的人都要回来

3645
02:34:34,666 --> 02:34:41,433
爱总会来生死注定的来世再爱

3646
02:34:41,966 --> 02:34:46,666
等等了太久哭尽无奈

3647
02:34:51,500 --> 02:34:52,466
是那么长

3648
02:34:58,533 --> 02:35:00,166
这个说的是龙葵吧

3649
02:35:00,166 --> 02:35:00,699
这龙葵

3650
02:35:00,700 --> 02:35:04,500
就我小时候那种三无少女的启蒙作

3651
02:35:05,366 --> 02:35:08,566
爱恨纠缠的生生世世

3652
02:35:08,566 --> 02:35:11,966
心底执着的信念为你存在

3653
02:35:12,166 --> 02:35:15,666
多遥远的路都阻挡不住

3654
02:35:15,700 --> 02:35:19,100
再次拥有没距离的温度

3655
02:35:19,433 --> 02:35:22,866
失去自由的生生世世

3656
02:35:22,866 --> 02:35:26,266
有爱不懂相拥错过了最爱

3657
02:35:26,366 --> 02:35:29,899
送一剑祝福再默默相助

3658
02:35:29,966 --> 02:35:34,333
恐怕以后不自觉留退路

3659
02:35:34,666 --> 02:35:36,966
轮回的生生世世

3660
02:35:37,033 --> 02:35:40,366
上演悲伤命中成双的伤害

3661
02:35:40,566 --> 02:35:44,166
等不到日出一个人孤独

3662
02:35:44,166 --> 02:35:47,699
让星光代替我伴你远途

3663
02:35:47,933 --> 02:35:51,299
黑白轮回的生生世世

3664
02:35:51,300 --> 02:35:54,566
彻底放开成全永远的依赖

3665
02:35:54,766 --> 02:35:58,433
是乱世英雄或凡万千夙梦

3666
02:35:58,433 --> 02:36:02,933
爱不离还是把这感动留住

3667
02:36:26,766 --> 02:36:31,233
爱不离最爱是把这感动留住

3668
02:36:46,266 --> 02:36:49,333
呀嘿哎

3669
02:36:49,333 --> 02:36:50,966
真好听吧这首歌

3670
02:37:02,133 --> 02:37:03,099
听这个吧

3671
02:37:03,433 --> 02:37:05,133
不听三门小说

3672
02:37:07,266 --> 02:37:09,699
谢谢苦了吗和华年的爱心

3673
02:37:09,700 --> 02:37:10,700
感谢支持

3674
02:37:10,700 --> 02:37:12,866
谢谢单独看猫猫的两个月见长

3675
02:37:12,866 --> 02:37:14,966
和某部剧名不当用户的见长

3676
02:37:15,066 --> 02:37:16,299
谢谢大家的

3677
02:37:19,266 --> 02:37:21,933
的小花花的扣灯牌

3678
02:37:22,866 --> 02:37:24,933
谢谢黑太的可爱

3679
02:37:28,033 --> 02:37:29,899
路科猫猫的心愿水晶球

3680
02:37:29,900 --> 02:37:31,066
荣耀水晶

3681
02:37:43,866 --> 02:37:44,666
la

3682
02:37:56,633 --> 02:37:57,433
la la la la la la

3683
02:38:00,633 --> 02:38:02,633
you might have broken me one i need a day

3684
02:38:02,633 --> 02:38:05,066
you don't know that in your heart i don't know that

3685
02:38:09,333 --> 02:38:11,933
it's a moment

3686
02:38:20,966 --> 02:38:21,766
la

3687
02:38:24,366 --> 02:38:25,333
la la

3688
02:38:27,333 --> 02:38:28,133
la

3689
02:38:35,433 --> 02:38:37,733
just like you're the love for the shaking of your key

3690
02:38:37,733 --> 02:38:40,966
you're so badly won't you see me coming back collect yours

3691
02:38:40,966 --> 02:38:44,333
i can't walk so fast and walk cause i should take away

3692
02:38:54,433 --> 02:38:56,499
oh my god

3693
02:38:56,500 --> 02:39:03,133
and i know the passion on you are who i am that she's not

3694
02:39:09,333 --> 02:39:10,133
that

3695
02:39:14,566 --> 02:39:15,366
the

3696
02:39:19,733 --> 02:39:22,166
shit i got the eye of the door

3697
02:39:23,233 --> 02:39:32,733
i'm walking under

3698
02:39:41,866 --> 02:39:42,766
honey Hoo MA Lago

3699
02:39:42,900 --> 02:39:46,133
我不要心碎一起卡拉还是没有干cool

3700
02:39:46,133 --> 02:39:46,533
be no

3701
02:39:46,533 --> 02:39:49,499
看我一起买一族男孩大东西又不耐

3702
02:39:49,500 --> 02:39:52,900
骂我一句太空白马形容你400

3703
02:39:52,933 --> 02:40:02,266
stuck on the rock putting shaking on your key

3704
02:40:13,766 --> 02:40:17,433
去加拿大阿尔伯塔艾屯-64度

3705
02:40:23,966 --> 02:40:24,299
所以

3706
02:40:24,300 --> 02:40:26,966
大家千万不要去艾德蒙特和卡尔加里

3707
02:40:26,966 --> 02:40:27,766
买房

3708
02:40:29,533 --> 02:40:31,133
挨冻猛冬啊

3709
02:40:31,133 --> 02:40:35,099
还有这个卡卡在家里好吓人

3710
02:40:54,433 --> 02:40:55,066
他刚来

3711
02:40:55,066 --> 02:40:57,866
来晚了下次再来吧

3712
02:40:58,366 --> 02:40:59,299
that cool kind back

3713
02:40:59,300 --> 02:41:00,166
i need no chance

3714
02:41:00,166 --> 02:41:01,533
say that dirty cash

3715
02:41:01,533 --> 02:41:03,299
you know it's gonna i am a

3716
02:41:10,733 --> 02:41:19,899
genius come on dash and slay your chin

3717
02:41:23,733 --> 02:41:24,533
la la la la

3718
02:41:31,866 --> 02:41:32,666
la

3719
02:41:45,866 --> 02:41:46,666
拜拜