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散了所有的花开

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遥远了清晰了爱

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天郁闷爱却很喜欢

4
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那时候不

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不是喷嚏

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是主播在哭

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啊

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是主播在哭啊

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哎呀

10
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不许跟我提

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不许跟我提

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要掉线了

13
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我们要完美的完成

14
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哎呦满月之前不许讲啊

15
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看在看在你是提督的份上啊

16
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今天今天原谅你哭了吗

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啊原谅你

18
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哈哈哈

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月亮说太快啊

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手中的天空放太快回不来

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不要你离开

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回

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回忆划不开

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欠你的宠爱

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我在等待重来

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天空仍灿烂

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它爱着大海

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没有IP了大家

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这已经是主播

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这已经是主播前期风头最大的一次了

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唉唉

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上班之前好好做了一下心理建设

33
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我今天争取争取不会哭啊

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今天争取不会哭

35
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不许不许不许不许嘲笑主播

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嗨

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没低气压

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没低气压

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这个虽然虽然哭是要哭的

40
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但是气压还是要高一点

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不能不能低气压

42
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没说面吗

43
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没说呢没到点呢

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主播你知道的

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我是没有米没有用的烟烟人

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你可能没有米啊

47
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但你不是没有用啊

48
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哎你怎么会没有用呢

49
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不行的不可以这么说自己

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就算你没有米

51
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但是你没有

52
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你没有像那个玩格鲁姆一样啊

53
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一边给主播画饼

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一边答应给主播上舰长

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一边给主播画了一个月的饼

56
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一边嘲讽主播啊

57
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对吧他这样的才叫没有用的人啊

58
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是吧

59
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你跟主播说主播我续不了界了啊

60
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主播不会说你是没有用

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的

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你能不能早点说我几点去睡觉

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就这么这么着急吗

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啊谢谢努力的前程中心阿力汗毒

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谢谢你

66
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哎呦这世上还是好爷爷人多呀

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这世界上还是好爷爷人多呀

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好逗你啊

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你看都

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哎呀挪威的店长你也太破费了

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我操爹

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太帅了

73
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哎世界上还是好

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走吧我点错了

75
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你本来要给谁上剑啊

76
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我但是但是到我手里就就是我的了

77
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你不会要要回去

78
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然后当着我的面

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还要再继续给别的别的女人上剑吧

80
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啊我忘了取消这个这个这个有用吗

81
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了我不是点了吗

82
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说好的一天就会自动消失呢

83
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等一下我现在就把他

84
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我现在就把他杀掉别急

85
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我不想知道粉色的是谁啊

86
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但是既然我们配色都相差不多

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我也可以是粉色的

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猫猫

89
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嗯可以给你代餐一下

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别急啊你们别发了别发了

91
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我忘忘取消了

92
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本来橡皮都点成上剑掌了

93
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怎么可能

94
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我们燕人怎么会有这种好事

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我们燕人肯定是啊

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我们燕人肯定是要跟别的女人上剑

97
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然后不小心不小心啊啊

98
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不要再犯了

99
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哈哈哈别欺负主播了

100
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大家都知道主播是ad

101
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主播是那个矮子

102
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还墨镜啊

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就让让主播吧

104
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我正在我正在

105
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剪掉了啊

106
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本来想点上尖角

107
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爹就举报了

108
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罚你赔我两个尖角

109
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要不然主播就又哭又闹了

110
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确认删除表情包

111
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爹商量一下

112
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我真的好喜欢这个

113
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爹

114
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哎呦这刚刚是我们今天晚上的开始

115
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这还不是不是结束呢

116
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还没真说呢

117
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哎呀好吧

118
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别发了别发了

119
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那那你们真想留的这个吗

120
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我觉得我们留着

121
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最多也就能留到医院结束啊

122
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如果我们医院结束的时候

123
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还能保个白剑的话

124
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你们都没法想象今天到底掉多少个

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舰长好吧

126
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要闹了要闹了要闹了

127
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这BGM还挺应景的

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少女作妖日记

129
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啊

130
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快哭快闹

131
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别着急没到点呢

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你们怎么都这么急呀

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是不是那个什么小美小帅说

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电影看多了啊

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三秒钟点击率

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三秒钟没看到自己想看的东西

137
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然后马上就退出去啊

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现在的烟烟云实在是太浮躁了

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都不能西西在直播间品味一下

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主播主播

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主播情绪的这个启程转折啊

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这么多哈哈哈

143
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啊谢谢优良谢谢优良的店长

144
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太破费了凉薄

145
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比心比心

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哭了小号给我上出来

147
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谢谢你谢谢你谢谢你

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别着急你一般只看一秒

149
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那这一秒万一主播他没说话呢

150
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是不是像主播这样嘴不停着的人啊

151
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就很容易被人一秒钟就划走啊

152
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那要是那个什么呢

153
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那要是那个那个那个

154
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哈哈哈我今天的思维一点也不敏捷

155
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我今天一点也不会说话

156
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我特意挑了室友走

157
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我再三跟他确认了

158
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我说你今天

159
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你今天是不是去上学呀

160
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今天这个路上雪大啊

161
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天上下刀子

162
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你早点出门吧

163
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你快去快去早点出门

164
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他说你有什么想在家里干的事

165
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可以呃哈哈哈

166
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可以

167
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那个什么可以可以可以直接干的啊

168
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他他肯定不在直播间

169
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我赌一毛钱

170
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他肯定不在直播间

171
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不要让他来

172
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哈哈不要让他来

173
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我在生活中还是很坚强的

174
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我不想这样

175
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不要丫丫的

176
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但是但是今天真的下雪

177
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钓了几条

178
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几条要是用几条来形容

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主播也是见过大风大浪的人了

180
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要是只是1-10条船

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主播会是这个样子吗

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米娅米娅

183
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主播您好

184
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这是您直播间22894962的大航海周报

185
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您目前共有大航海舰长数146人啊

186
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这个上个月呢

187
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您获得了很好的成绩啊

188
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上周您获得了16条新的大航海

189
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本周您将即将到期

190
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船员为87人

191
00:09:10,900 --> 00:09:13,600
哎我上播之前看还是85人呢

192
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谁来看完主播又哭又闹钟

193
00:09:15,566 --> 00:09:18,266
心满意足的把主播的自动区被取消了

194
00:09:18,866 --> 00:09:21,099
你有没有人性啊

195
00:09:21,700 --> 00:09:23,566
你有没有人性啊

196
00:09:23,566 --> 00:09:25,666
我要钓87条船

197
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啊我这辈子都没见过这么多

198
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窗户掉完了之后剩下的比掉的还要少

199
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你不要关自动

200
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续费好吗

201
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不不要关啊

202
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还有我不该提醒你们的

203
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看着你们在我直播间里面

204
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带着别的女人的见长提督牌子

205
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来主播直播间狠狠的戳来戳去啊

206
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我的心我的心

207
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可可乐燕子

208
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越听越想笑怎么办

209
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我把你关进去

210
00:10:02,533 --> 00:10:04,666
今天跳脸的人啊

211
00:10:04,666 --> 00:10:05,499
还不给主播

212
00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:06,900
不见长的人

213
00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:08,066
带着30级牌子

214
00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:09,999
在主播直播间跳了一个月脸的人

215
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通通杀掉

216
00:10:12,566 --> 00:10:13,366
哎

217
00:10:15,300 --> 00:10:17,900
重回迪边计划好吧

218
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哎好吧好吧好吧

219
00:10:20,666 --> 00:10:21,566
哎我就知道

220
00:10:21,566 --> 00:10:24,666
我跟一些人不要换牌子了

221
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哈哈哈怪怪你

222
00:10:27,166 --> 00:10:28,933
好吧谢谢

223
00:10:28,933 --> 00:10:31,133
凌霄凌的新月盲盒的情书

224
00:10:31,166 --> 00:10:32,599
说别人都给那么多

225
00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:33,466
怎么就你

226
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,733
别人就就就你

227
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给这么一点就让主播把你放出来

228
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等一下等一下

229
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没关系的没关系的

230
00:10:44,966 --> 00:10:46,999
主播可以主播可以下

231
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主播可以下播

232
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看那个呃呃没掉线之前的录播

233
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没关系没关系

234
00:10:54,333 --> 00:10:57,366
我我不会黑化的我不会黑化的

235
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我是我是

236
00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:05,133
谢谢ID的小h的店长

237
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回来哎

238
00:11:14,266 --> 00:11:16,133
这是谁的小号吗

239
00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:17,766
是亨泰说的小号吗

240
00:11:17,766 --> 00:11:19,566
享受完了椰子丸

241
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:23,800
你连门票钱都不交啊

242
00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:25,933
你在外边行走江湖的

243
00:11:25,933 --> 00:11:27,966
艺名叫小HR亨泰

244
00:11:29,966 --> 00:11:30,866
哎我就很怀疑

245
00:11:30,866 --> 00:11:32,966
亨泰起这个名字是不是有一些爱好

246
00:11:32,966 --> 00:11:35,299
就是到哪边啊

247
00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:38,000
那边主播一看他的名字就没有办法

248
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,766
每次都叫那个什么呀

249
00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:40,966
每次都叫那个

250
00:11:40,966 --> 00:11:43,766
是很太不是亨泰他就只能叫他亨泰

251
00:11:44,466 --> 00:11:47,966
因为稍微略索一下就变成亨泰了

252
00:11:47,966 --> 00:11:49,199
他就会被骂变态

253
00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,066
然后感觉还挺有快感的

254
00:11:51,566 --> 00:11:52,166
其他人

255
00:11:52,166 --> 00:11:54,499
请问可以参考一下亨泰的请问方式

256
00:11:55,666 --> 00:11:57,933
谢谢砂糖单推人

257
00:11:57,933 --> 00:11:59,566
你是小红的小号吗

258
00:11:59,566 --> 00:12:03,366
你跟小红的小红的尾坠是一样的谢

259
00:12:03,366 --> 00:12:04,866
谢沙糖单推人

260
00:12:04,866 --> 00:12:07,733
在主播米娅米娅直播间开通的现场啊

261
00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:10,666
今天是他陪伴主播的第31天

262
00:12:10,766 --> 00:12:14,799
各位使用小号给米娅米娅上线的

263
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:17,166
大恩大德的爹们

264
00:12:18,266 --> 00:12:19,999
请拜托一定要记得

265
00:12:20,366 --> 00:12:23,333
记得那个月末的时候写问卷哦

266
00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:25,900
要记得月末的时候写问卷

267
00:12:26,066 --> 00:12:29,899
让主播的每一份见长礼物老有所依

268
00:12:29,933 --> 00:12:31,099
老有所养

269
00:12:31,766 --> 00:12:33,966
拜托了拜托了拜托了

270
00:12:33,966 --> 00:12:34,966
一定要记得写

271
00:12:34,966 --> 00:12:36,366
一定一定要记得写啊

272
00:12:36,366 --> 00:12:39,366
咩咩的可爱猫咪玉手

273
00:12:39,366 --> 00:12:41,466
会保佑你一年健康平安

274
00:12:41,533 --> 00:12:44,933
呃你保佑我一年健康平安也行

275
00:12:45,133 --> 00:12:46,733
拜托了嗯

276
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:49,166
不写ID啊

277
00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:50,199
为什么不写

278
00:12:51,766 --> 00:12:53,599
那起码要写一个吧

279
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:54,966
谢谢小红的舰长

280
00:12:54,966 --> 00:12:58,733
你以后的年龄该多我超好爹耶

281
00:12:59,166 --> 00:13:00,366
谢谢谢谢

282
00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:04,400
啊

283
00:13:06,566 --> 00:13:08,399
我赶快把这一行字删掉

284
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:11,466
你们不会有生死时速给我拉到150件吧

285
00:13:11,466 --> 00:13:13,399
哈哈哈啊

286
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,933
我们有这样达成150件的吗

287
00:13:15,933 --> 00:13:17,999
追加可爱冲花粥

288
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,166
现在148

289
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:24,300
然后然后马上过了12点之后要腰斩

290
00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:26,266
斩到80 尽

291
00:13:26,333 --> 00:13:27,566
尽管斩到80

292
00:13:27,566 --> 00:13:29,766
我还是要给所有在线的大家

293
00:13:29,766 --> 00:13:32,066
送一份绵绵可爱窗花

294
00:13:32,133 --> 00:13:33,866
这还有天理吗

295
00:13:35,933 --> 00:13:36,966
我忽然发现

296
00:13:36,966 --> 00:13:39,466
我们的签到数量已经来到了

297
00:13:39,466 --> 00:13:42,699
马上就要上档的那个什么了哎呦

298
00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:46,666
这都是耶耶人的安排

299
00:13:46,666 --> 00:13:48,399
这都是耶耶人的计谋

300
00:13:51,166 --> 00:13:51,899
耶耶人

301
00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:55,366
哎呦耶耶人原来在这等着我啊嘿嘿

302
00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:00,166
白字能写吗

303
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,866
呃变白了之后就写不了了

304
00:14:02,866 --> 00:14:07,199
因为这次会喂啊啊啊啊

305
00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:11,666
不不不已经已经可以了已经可以了

306
00:14:11,666 --> 00:14:13,266
已经够了够了

307
00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:16,400
已经很好了

308
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,066
哎呦哎呦

309
00:14:17,066 --> 00:14:20,999
谢谢秋水可寒鱼的舰长啊球球

310
00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:25,400
怎么回事呢

311
00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:26,566
我超低啊

312
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:30,066
谢谢谢谢秋水可寒雨的见长

313
00:14:30,066 --> 00:14:31,599
杀气不力球球

314
00:14:33,266 --> 00:14:36,299
剩下相思相忆空吟的superstar的home

315
00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:37,400
的女孩立刻的

316
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:42,733
今天是你陪伴米娅米娅的第121天

317
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,366
明天你就要下船了

318
00:14:45,366 --> 00:14:47,799
你的支持是主播最大的动力

319
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,133
继续陪伴主

320
00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:54,333
我会记得的

321
00:14:55,866 --> 00:14:58,266
你们今天晚上啊

322
00:14:58,266 --> 00:15:00,099
面对主播的威逼利诱

323
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,366
主播的可爱台历

324
00:15:01,366 --> 00:15:02,899
主播的见长加班

325
00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:06,500
主播的又哭又闹无动于衷的各位在

326
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:12,100
在看到主播150件要攒到80件的时候啊

327
00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:16,800
赶快来给主播的见长礼物关天火啊

328
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:20,100
今天今天今天的每一位新舰长

329
00:15:20,133 --> 00:15:20,933
每一位舰长

330
00:15:20,933 --> 00:15:22,199
我都会记得你们的

331
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:24,000
我都会狠狠的记得你们的

332
00:15:26,466 --> 00:15:27,266
啊

333
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,266
恭喜米娅

334
00:15:30,266 --> 00:15:31,999
米娅打球了

335
00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:34,566
在2024年的1月23号

336
00:15:34,566 --> 00:15:36,566
二十三点三十三分

337
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,300
怎么这么有嘲讽啊

338
00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:39,200
这个时间

339
00:15:39,466 --> 00:15:42,099
二十三点三十三分打球了

340
00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:47,300
他曾经心心念念的150件

341
00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:50,400
想截图的快截图吧

342
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:52,100
想笑的快笑吧

343
00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:53,900
马上就看不到了

344
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:56,266
开香槟喽

345
00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,699
半小时限制150

346
00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:01,766
一分钟也是150了

347
00:16:01,766 --> 00:16:05,133
绵绵也是也是复活了之后

348
00:16:05,366 --> 00:16:10,333
哈哈哈啊也是复活了之后拿到过150件

349
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:11,200
去

350
00:16:12,366 --> 00:16:13,133
我们艳阳人

351
00:16:13,133 --> 00:16:15,733
临时加码实在是太有水平了

352
00:16:15,733 --> 00:16:17,166
哎呦听说要加码

353
00:16:17,166 --> 00:16:18,099
这不得上

354
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,100
大家都喜欢

355
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:22,466
当压倒压倒小猫的最后一根稻草啊

356
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,366
恭喜我的丫头

357
00:16:25,366 --> 00:16:27,399
小猫的最后一个动作啊

358
00:16:28,933 --> 00:16:31,066
啊哎呀卡米尔

359
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:34,966
谢谢哎呀卡米尔的建造孽后的女儿

360
00:16:34,966 --> 00:16:37,333
立刻动感谢支持啊

361
00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:38,699
你是你是

362
00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:42,299
这个ID看起来也好熟悉哦

363
00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:44,899
哈哈哈这下真的重回巅峰了

364
00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:47,200
151届马上就要斩了

365
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,500
但是谢谢

366
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,566
哎呀看面的戒指啊

367
00:16:51,566 --> 00:16:53,266
物超低哈哈哈

368
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:56,566
大家今天就是来安排我的

369
00:16:56,566 --> 00:16:59,099
我算是知道了哦

370
00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:02,500
看吧我们我用我用行动证明了我们

371
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:03,000
耶耶人

372
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:03,966
哪怕是到了

373
00:17:03,966 --> 00:17:06,799
这个礼物加档的这个情况下啊

374
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:07,666
也会有非

375
00:17:07,666 --> 00:17:09,199
常善良的耶耶人

376
00:17:09,933 --> 00:17:14,199
继续帮助主播的现实返场

377
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,466
嘿嘿这是

378
00:17:15,466 --> 00:17:16,566
这是小号吗

379
00:17:16,566 --> 00:17:18,366
是谁的小号吗

380
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:20,166
这是哎呀

381
00:17:20,166 --> 00:17:21,399
看这样的舰长

382
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,900
我操耶感谢支持

383
00:17:23,966 --> 00:17:25,799
好得意啊你看多

384
00:17:27,266 --> 00:17:31,599
哎第150个舰长会得到主播的又哭又闹

385
00:17:31,733 --> 00:17:35,133
而第150个一个舰长会得到主播什么

386
00:17:35,133 --> 00:17:36,933
祝福自己的这个感谢

387
00:17:37,133 --> 00:17:39,566
那152个舰长会得到什么呢

388
00:17:40,933 --> 00:17:43,466
是我漏听了还是猫漏看了

389
00:17:43,466 --> 00:17:45,699
对不起对不起主播太太

390
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:46,666
今天

391
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:49,399
今天上播的时候就带着些激动的心情

392
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:50,766
一些亢奋的心情

393
00:17:50,766 --> 00:17:53,066
哈哈属于巴塞哦

394
00:17:53,066 --> 00:17:54,333
可能会露一些弹幕

395
00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:57,733
啊哦狼宝是不是问那个什么

396
00:17:57,733 --> 00:18:00,666
问那个右手会上攻防吗

397
00:18:00,866 --> 00:18:02,166
这个的话应该

398
00:18:04,066 --> 00:18:05,499
上的话应该也就几个

399
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:09,200
而且我感觉买了也不太不是特别划算

400
00:18:09,766 --> 00:18:14,966
呃因为可能定价会在68-98左右啊

401
00:18:14,966 --> 00:18:16,866
感觉不如138

402
00:18:16,866 --> 00:18:18,333
打包一堆礼物

403
00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:20,333
然后再让米亚米亚加个班

404
00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:22,466
爽完了晚安

405
00:18:24,866 --> 00:18:27,866
哎你们在那个黄黑网站看那个片子

406
00:18:27,866 --> 00:18:30,866
是不是也是长30分钟的那种

407
00:18:30,866 --> 00:18:33,699
4K片你就必须要那什么呀

408
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,533
你看完前三分钟

409
00:18:35,533 --> 00:18:37,166
然后把手机往边上一丢啊

410
00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:38,499
真无聊哎哟

411
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:39,766
爽完了睡了睡了

412
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:43,133
你这样的人生是很不完整的

413
00:18:43,133 --> 00:18:44,799
做事要有始有终

414
00:18:46,366 --> 00:18:47,899
那你加班吧啊

415
00:18:49,266 --> 00:18:51,799
好吧谢谢姥姥的舰长

416
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:54,400
我超低哄得你啊灵儿动

417
00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:55,599
感谢支持

418
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:57,733
太破费了耶

419
00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:01,966
主要这样的话比较方便

420
00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:03,099
那个什么一下

421
00:19:03,133 --> 00:19:05,299
方便大家快速收到他

422
00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:06,100
哎呀

423
00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:08,066
临近过年了

424
00:19:08,066 --> 00:19:10,966
工厂的那个什么工厂的那个量

425
00:19:10,966 --> 00:19:13,199
他们的工期都特别特别的慢

426
00:19:13,466 --> 00:19:14,566
很烦人了

427
00:19:14,666 --> 00:19:15,799
不能寄国外

428
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,066
写个问卷也没啥用

429
00:19:17,066 --> 00:19:19,099
可以找一个国内转运仓啊

430
00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:20,400
主要就是寄

431
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:23,133
很多礼物都是寄到国内转运仓的

432
00:19:23,933 --> 00:19:26,599
玉手不带在身边是没有用的

433
00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:27,933
那不一样的

434
00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:29,933
主播在网上给你直播

435
00:19:29,933 --> 00:19:31,399
但是你看完了之后

436
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:34,333
你在线下你会有真实的快乐啊

437
00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:35,699
主播播完了之后

438
00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:37,900
出门的时候也美滋滋的

439
00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:41,000
哎呀连蹦带跳一整天

440
00:19:41,333 --> 00:19:42,533
虽然是虚拟的

441
00:19:42,533 --> 00:19:43,499
但是怎么样

442
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:46,933
我都已经是赛博的这个快乐合成器了

443
00:19:46,933 --> 00:19:50,533
为什么你不能通过主播的这个赛博

444
00:19:50,533 --> 00:19:52,599
运手获得一些快乐呢

445
00:19:52,966 --> 00:19:53,966
哦谢谢

446
00:19:53,966 --> 00:19:54,999
鸟鸟的舰长

447
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,200
我超想鸟

448
00:19:57,066 --> 00:19:58,333
哎不得不飞起来

449
00:19:58,333 --> 00:19:59,133
映客一下

450
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,399
碰到你还立个洞

451
00:20:03,366 --> 00:20:04,499
感谢支持

452
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,500
哎呦这首歌怎么这么悲凉啊

453
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:10,500
哈哈应该放一个恭喜发财之类的

454
00:20:13,366 --> 00:20:15,066
今天我想了很久啊

455
00:20:15,066 --> 00:20:18,133
早上起来做梦的时候就在想那个什么

456
00:20:18,766 --> 00:20:21,066
哎呦真的日有所思夜有所梦

457
00:20:21,066 --> 00:20:21,966
我跟你们说

458
00:20:22,266 --> 00:20:23,466
我今天那个

459
00:20:23,466 --> 00:20:24,933
昨天晚上睡觉的时候

460
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:25,999
2点多钟

461
00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:28,366
被国内推销什么工作

462
00:20:28,366 --> 00:20:30,866
实习的那个电话叫醒了

463
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:33,466
哦我的嗓子呀

464
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:34,999
天呐刚才太激动了

465
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:35,866
视频发现

466
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:40,200
然后被叫醒了之后就一直没怎么睡好

467
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:43,066
又担心错过今天的这个大吊剑魂

468
00:20:43,900 --> 00:20:45,533
好担心这件事啊

469
00:20:45,533 --> 00:20:48,099
然后担心错过今天这个大吊剑魂

470
00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:49,900
就断断续续的睡觉

471
00:20:50,066 --> 00:20:52,299
我梦到回国

472
00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:55,300
然后跟家里人坐在一辆车上啊

473
00:20:55,533 --> 00:20:57,133
然后我我我

474
00:20:57,933 --> 00:21:00,366
我妈妈问我最近过得怎么样

475
00:21:01,133 --> 00:21:03,333
然后我爸爸说还用问吗

476
00:21:04,466 --> 00:21:06,133
这孩子过得可开心了

477
00:21:06,133 --> 00:21:07,466
就是不知道咋回事

478
00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:10,166
有的时候直播里面又哭又闹的

479
00:21:10,166 --> 00:21:12,966
我说啊什么直播里面又哭又闹

480
00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:15,566
然后我爸爸说是啊是啊

481
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:16,800
哎呦一手新闻

482
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:17,400
早知道

483
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:20,133
就在米亚米亚的这个录播账号

484
00:21:20,266 --> 00:21:22,999
我说啊啊你看我录播

485
00:21:23,166 --> 00:21:24,999
我爸说对啊对啊对吧

486
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,066
看看我有没有这种

487
00:21:26,066 --> 00:21:27,799
醉心醉意的观看录播

488
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:28,866
的这个视频啊

489
00:21:31,266 --> 00:21:33,066
然后就给我吓醒了

490
00:21:33,066 --> 00:21:35,199
吓醒了一看早上7点

491
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,133
再睡一会吧

492
00:21:37,166 --> 00:21:38,699
哎呦再睡一会吧

493
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,933
老师我们家米娅怎么又哭又闹

494
00:21:42,933 --> 00:21:44,399
原来小孩子死了

495
00:21:50,900 --> 00:21:53,133
有点低估了主播这个什么

496
00:21:53,133 --> 00:21:54,199
不行不行不行

497
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,366
我要我要我要

498
00:21:55,366 --> 00:21:57,399
赶快让自己冷静下来一点

499
00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:59,899
感觉我今天前20分钟直播

500
00:21:59,900 --> 00:22:01,166
都是恒温的播的

501
00:22:01,166 --> 00:22:02,866
刚才一摸脸好烫好烫

502
00:22:02,866 --> 00:22:05,799
哈哈哈啊

503
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:08,300
虽然已经做了很久的心理建设

504
00:22:08,300 --> 00:22:10,200
还在思考今天掉箭的时候

505
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,500
是放难忘今宵

506
00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:12,700
还是放恭喜发财

507
00:22:12,700 --> 00:22:15,533
但是但是但是但是

508
00:22:15,533 --> 00:22:18,166
仍然还是还是很那个什么啊

509
00:22:18,933 --> 00:22:21,266
还是很啊

510
00:22:22,766 --> 00:22:23,999
完蛋了

511
00:22:24,333 --> 00:22:27,566
想当年主办还给国外的一些人发快递

512
00:22:27,566 --> 00:22:29,199
现在直接让自己转运了

513
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:32,466
没有主要是这个快递当时承诺的发

514
00:22:32,466 --> 00:22:35,333
然后结果就没没没发出太好

515
00:22:35,333 --> 00:22:38,199
就也是因为发快递的这个事情

516
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:39,366
然后主办

517
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:40,466
主办那个

518
00:22:40,466 --> 00:22:42,499
发现自己在家里面

519
00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:44,566
其实不太方便发这个东西

520
00:22:44,566 --> 00:22:46,199
因为我没法首发

521
00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:47,466
然后然后

522
00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:50,133
这个国际快递费用超乎我想象的高

523
00:22:50,133 --> 00:22:52,499
发一个人要大几百块钱

524
00:22:52,733 --> 00:22:54,866
而且时间又拖得很久

525
00:22:54,966 --> 00:22:56,666
反而大家收到了这个

526
00:22:56,666 --> 00:22:59,099
就比较时效性很差的

527
00:22:59,266 --> 00:23:02,499
这种这种礼物反而会有点不太开心

528
00:23:02,566 --> 00:23:04,566
哈哈啊

529
00:23:04,566 --> 00:23:07,766
因为这些原因就最后考虑了一下

530
00:23:07,766 --> 00:23:10,566
就决定除非是整装中毒

531
00:23:10,566 --> 00:23:13,133
要不然的话就暂时不发这个了

532
00:23:15,966 --> 00:23:18,466
国内推销的能打到国外来

533
00:23:18,466 --> 00:23:20,866
哎呦当时正好正好

534
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:23,899
这个晚上卖了几个游戏账号啊

535
00:23:24,066 --> 00:23:24,299
哎

536
00:23:24,300 --> 00:23:27,866
人到那个过年是不是都有钱有闲啊

537
00:23:28,166 --> 00:23:29,466
主播暑假的时候

538
00:23:29,466 --> 00:23:31,566
挂上去的几个游戏账号啊

539
00:23:31,566 --> 00:23:34,399
当时在那个大家都在畅衰

540
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:37,800
说这个东西肯定不会在之前了的时候

541
00:23:37,866 --> 00:23:41,166
然后主播搞了一大堆在手里面囤着

542
00:23:41,166 --> 00:23:44,333
挂了一个高价扔在闲鱼上就没管了

543
00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:46,733
最近这一周来问我的人好多

544
00:23:46,733 --> 00:23:47,966
卖掉了两三个

545
00:23:47,966 --> 00:23:49,066
我的天呐

546
00:23:49,733 --> 00:23:52,299
因为我一共就挂了七八个账号吧

547
00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:55,200
一下子卖掉两三个让我觉得哇

548
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:56,500
怎么这么厉害

549
00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:57,300
这种感觉

550
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:00,133
卖号去了

551
00:24:00,133 --> 00:24:03,266
主播呃你把你的原神账号卖了吧

552
00:24:03,266 --> 00:24:04,466
我的原神账号

553
00:24:04,466 --> 00:24:04,766
现在

554
00:24:04,766 --> 00:24:07,333
除了绑定的是我本人的手机号之外

555
00:24:07,333 --> 00:24:08,899
他已经一文不值了

556
00:24:09,566 --> 00:24:13,933
他可以从啊50块钱到什么到500万

557
00:24:14,066 --> 00:24:19,066
这个主要看我的这个呃信息翻斗花园

558
00:24:19,133 --> 00:24:23,066
呃这个什么星斗大森林大街

559
00:24:23,700 --> 00:24:25,933
呃1001号这个信息啊

560
00:24:25,933 --> 00:24:27,299
到底值多少钱

561
00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:28,133
哈哈

562
00:24:29,066 --> 00:24:30,666
你脸红了不

563
00:24:30,666 --> 00:24:32,499
很显然大家都回来了

564
00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:34,400
回来了喜欢欺负我的

565
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:37,066
耶耶人都回来了啊

566
00:24:37,966 --> 00:24:39,333
吊戒放戒烟

567
00:24:39,333 --> 00:24:40,199
不行不行吊

568
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:43,200
戒放戒烟的话那大家不就真的走了吗

569
00:24:43,466 --> 00:24:46,566
不行没有厕所不能戒烟

570
00:24:46,866 --> 00:24:47,866
打威利斯

571
00:24:48,333 --> 00:24:50,533
主播我期末直播一场不落

572
00:24:50,533 --> 00:24:51,366
结果都没挂

573
00:24:51,366 --> 00:24:52,333
你能夸夸我吗

574
00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:53,333
你是天才

575
00:24:53,566 --> 00:24:55,466
但是你有没有想过这个

576
00:24:55,566 --> 00:24:57,499
假如你要是一场都不看的话

577
00:24:57,500 --> 00:24:59,533
你是不是能拿个全a呀

578
00:24:59,533 --> 00:25:02,133
或者是AAAB呀之类的

579
00:25:03,900 --> 00:25:06,400
啊其实这样的反馈是不好的

580
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:07,933
因为主播的拖延症

581
00:25:07,933 --> 00:25:10,599
主播反思了一下就是怎么搞的呢

582
00:25:10,866 --> 00:25:12,866
主播的拖延症就是

583
00:25:13,900 --> 00:25:15,900
每次把事情拖到最后

584
00:25:15,900 --> 00:25:19,133
结果最后用超级死线的风火轮速度

585
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,333
3,000%的工作效率

586
00:25:21,333 --> 00:25:23,333
还能勉勉强强的把它完成

587
00:25:23,333 --> 00:25:24,299
还没挂掉

588
00:25:24,333 --> 00:25:26,799
就导致主播的这个拖延行为

589
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:28,166
受到了正反馈啊

590
00:25:28,166 --> 00:25:30,099
然后就一次比一次强

591
00:25:30,133 --> 00:25:31,866
直到后面完不成任务的时候

592
00:25:31,866 --> 00:25:33,099
已经机重难返

593
00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:34,333
不要学习主播

594
00:25:34,466 --> 00:25:35,266
不要不要

595
00:25:36,100 --> 00:25:37,766
肥猫的预售会发展很快吗

596
00:25:37,766 --> 00:25:39,099
我争取发展很快

597
00:25:39,100 --> 00:25:40,933
这两天已经在跟厂家谈了

598
00:25:40,933 --> 00:25:44,099
但是数量实在是定不下来

599
00:25:44,100 --> 00:25:46,800
因为我们要掉85个店长

600
00:25:48,566 --> 00:25:49,366
对

601
00:25:49,666 --> 00:25:51,499
回来了但是有用吗

602
00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:52,866
但是没有用啊

603
00:25:52,900 --> 00:25:54,000
这个这个图

604
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,400
哎呦当天限定

605
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:57,800
结果放到今天就开始嘲讽我自己了

606
00:25:57,800 --> 00:25:59,533
晚上好蕊蕊啊

607
00:26:00,566 --> 00:26:01,966
不保研不抽奖

608
00:26:01,966 --> 00:26:03,333
人间祭奠无所谓吧

609
00:26:03,333 --> 00:26:04,299
好吧主播

610
00:26:04,300 --> 00:26:05,900
我期末直播一场不干

611
00:26:05,900 --> 00:26:06,900
结果都挂人

612
00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:08,333
你能夸夸我吧

613
00:26:08,566 --> 00:26:11,966
不要出去说你是看米呀米亚的

614
00:26:12,300 --> 00:26:15,100
出去就说你是玩幻兽怕鲁玩的吧

615
00:26:16,166 --> 00:26:18,966
主播本来的名声就不是很好

616
00:26:18,966 --> 00:26:21,266
人家一说你觉得美颜蜜娅怎么样

617
00:26:21,266 --> 00:26:22,766
大家都会说啊

618
00:26:22,766 --> 00:26:23,966
美颜蜜娅是谁

619
00:26:24,100 --> 00:26:25,366
但是但是

620
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:30,700
你这样说就是显得主播像那个赛博

621
00:26:30,700 --> 00:26:34,333
什么祸国祸国呃之类的

622
00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:37,200
现在已经不是以前了

623
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:39,000
我们今时不同往日

624
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:42,900
没办法限定大货数量多的堆床上了

625
00:26:44,866 --> 00:26:47,333
以前以前是以前

626
00:26:47,933 --> 00:26:50,066
现在是现在啊

627
00:26:50,066 --> 00:26:51,099
把手举起来

628
00:26:51,100 --> 00:26:52,600
以前是以前

629
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,300
现在是现在

630
00:26:54,300 --> 00:26:54,766
哥们

631
00:26:54,766 --> 00:26:58,933
你要是老拿米亚米亚一堆红地毯啊

632
00:26:58,933 --> 00:27:01,099
三四个总督的时候比较

633
00:27:01,266 --> 00:27:02,466
你怎么不拿米亚

634
00:27:02,466 --> 00:27:05,566
米亚刚出生的时候比较啊

635
00:27:09,700 --> 00:27:10,500
啊哎

636
00:27:12,066 --> 00:27:13,966
虽然我很少有时间看了

637
00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:15,099
但是能活就好

638
00:27:15,100 --> 00:27:17,666
大家都已经要去跟社会兑现了

639
00:27:17,666 --> 00:27:19,366
没关系哎呦

640
00:27:19,366 --> 00:27:20,866
主播主播主播

641
00:27:20,866 --> 00:27:22,899
还有两个切片没投呢

642
00:27:22,900 --> 00:27:25,600
没吃的话实在不行看看主播的切片

643
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:26,133
是一样的

644
00:27:26,133 --> 00:27:26,966
开心快乐

645
00:27:31,266 --> 00:27:32,066
哎

646
00:27:33,100 --> 00:27:34,933
有一种数据焦虑感

647
00:27:34,966 --> 00:27:37,966
焦虑的主播连那个Pad都没玩

648
00:27:38,933 --> 00:27:41,699
我现在边上就放着我那台新电脑啊

649
00:27:41,700 --> 00:27:45,733
但是因为它实在是不太适合拿来直播

650
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,766
然后就没有用它开播

651
00:27:47,766 --> 00:27:50,199
还是用这个旧电脑开播的

652
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,366
主要是我玩这个游戏的话

653
00:27:54,366 --> 00:27:56,333
听说它单机就没没什

654
00:27:56,333 --> 00:27:57,199
么好玩的

655
00:27:57,200 --> 00:28:00,366
然后应该跟跟那个什么联动

656
00:28:00,933 --> 00:28:02,599
应该跟别人联动

657
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:05,066
在同一个服务器里面才好玩

658
00:28:05,700 --> 00:28:07,166
但是我去查了一下

659
00:28:07,166 --> 00:28:10,166
这个游戏是可以就是破坏别人的基建

660
00:28:10,166 --> 00:28:12,099
然后烧了别人的房子的

661
00:28:12,366 --> 00:28:12,666
如果

662
00:28:12,666 --> 00:28:15,299
我要是跟烟人在一个服务器里面的话

663
00:28:15,300 --> 00:28:16,966
我应该这辈子

664
00:28:16,966 --> 00:28:19,499
再也没有办法拥有自己的家了

665
00:28:19,500 --> 00:28:22,133
我应该一辈子都是木天席地的状态

666
00:28:22,133 --> 00:28:25,133
然后每天晚上随机找一个烟人的房子

667
00:28:25,133 --> 00:28:27,499
哈哈哈找一个烟人的房

668
00:28:27,533 --> 00:28:28,733
就在他门口

669
00:28:29,933 --> 00:28:32,866
带着我的半路要饭嗯

670
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,500
有一个公会的

671
00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:40,100
什么一个公会啊

672
00:28:41,566 --> 00:28:42,533
单季还好

673
00:28:42,533 --> 00:28:44,299
我都单季26个小时了

674
00:28:44,300 --> 00:28:45,966
周期才发布几天

675
00:28:45,966 --> 00:28:47,999
你们每天都玩这么久吗

676
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:51,733
我看到有人说等一下

677
00:28:54,466 --> 00:28:56,499
啊我我学校发了个邮件

678
00:28:56,500 --> 00:28:57,700
等一下我看一下

679
00:29:16,533 --> 00:29:18,533
啊我回来了回来了

680
00:29:20,333 --> 00:29:22,866
一天大概10个小时

681
00:29:23,566 --> 00:29:27,799
第一天下来正好干了4个小时上班

682
00:29:29,533 --> 00:29:30,766
上班当帕鲁

683
00:29:30,766 --> 00:29:31,966
下班养帕鲁

684
00:29:32,100 --> 00:29:33,400
大家的生活呀

685
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:36,166
哎呀你不播有的是米娅播

686
00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:38,933
你别说好像还真是啊

687
00:29:38,933 --> 00:29:41,399
这个叫米娅的人越来越多了

688
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,766
虽然这好像其实不是一个英文名啊

689
00:29:44,766 --> 00:29:46,399
这好像是个日文名

690
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,766
但是叫米娅的人确实越来越多了

691
00:29:51,933 --> 00:29:53,266
不对的不对的

692
00:29:53,266 --> 00:29:56,399
我对于烟人来说就是独一无二的名言

693
00:29:56,766 --> 00:30:00,366
这个这个这个本来没有什么特别啊

694
00:30:00,366 --> 00:30:01,733
是因为你的喜欢

695
00:30:01,733 --> 00:30:04,099
才让我才让我变得特别的

696
00:30:04,100 --> 00:30:05,600
你真的喜欢我吗

697
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:06,800
哈哈哈

698
00:30:07,900 --> 00:30:09,300
哎你真的喜欢我吗

699
00:30:09,300 --> 00:30:10,966
我主播有点怀疑了

700
00:30:10,966 --> 00:30:13,499
今天今天主播这个闯关啊

701
00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:14,933
这个看过呀

702
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:17,700
实在数量还是挺高的

703
00:30:17,700 --> 00:30:19,533
就相比往天来说

704
00:30:19,700 --> 00:30:24,133
咱们这个看过人数还是还是蛮多的

705
00:30:24,133 --> 00:30:26,333
然后同阶数量也不错

706
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:27,566
相对于这个大晚

707
00:30:27,566 --> 00:30:28,699
上来说我

708
00:30:28,700 --> 00:30:29,966
我不得不怀疑

709
00:30:30,300 --> 00:30:32,866
是不是都是来看主播热闹的

710
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:35,500
独一无二

711
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:36,866
但是可以代餐

712
00:30:36,933 --> 00:30:38,066
你就嘴硬吧

713
00:30:38,066 --> 00:30:40,133
独一无二怎么能代餐呢

714
00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:44,300
你吃那个肉末茄子加上鱼香肉丝拌饭

715
00:30:44,300 --> 00:30:45,500
那个香的程度

716
00:30:45,500 --> 00:30:48,566
跟你喝那个破烂奶昔能一样吗

717
00:30:49,300 --> 00:30:50,900
啊不是说别人不好啊

718
00:30:50,900 --> 00:30:52,466
是说代餐不好吃

719
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:57,466
主播试图从肥猫变成这个精致小猫

720
00:30:57,466 --> 00:31:00,199
的时候也有考虑过代餐这个东西啊

721
00:31:00,966 --> 00:31:04,499
得出的结论就是不管是什么魔芋面

722
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,366
什么荞麦面啊

723
00:31:06,366 --> 00:31:09,499
或者是什么全麦面包啊

724
00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:12,700
这个这个代餐奶昔所谓的什么粉

725
00:31:12,866 --> 00:31:15,899
什么低脂麦片毛用都没有

726
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,333
让自己的胃受罪

727
00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:21,000
然后让自己的肠子也受罪

728
00:31:21,066 --> 00:31:22,999
最后让自己的嘴也受罪

729
00:31:23,533 --> 00:31:27,966
一算这个这个体重也没怎么降

730
00:31:27,966 --> 00:31:30,133
然后摄入的热量也没怎么少

731
00:31:30,133 --> 00:31:33,266
我的评价是一二难吃

732
00:31:34,733 --> 00:31:35,733
我不

733
00:31:36,666 --> 00:31:40,566
哈哈哈我本来想说我不喜欢你了

734
00:31:40,566 --> 00:31:43,699
哎呀不懂就问主播这周不直播吗

735
00:31:43,700 --> 00:31:44,600
没有周表

736
00:31:44,933 --> 00:31:48,133
这周直播的直播的直播的

737
00:31:48,133 --> 00:31:52,499
咪呀你是我独一无二我跟你欢迎

738
00:31:55,266 --> 00:31:58,866
主要是荞麦面他他没有什么那个什么

739
00:31:59,100 --> 00:31:59,733
我跟你说

740
00:31:59,733 --> 00:32:01,266
荞麦面没有什么这个

741
00:32:01,266 --> 00:32:03,699
这个可以为人称道的东西

742
00:32:03,700 --> 00:32:05,000
主要是由于

743
00:32:05,900 --> 00:32:06,166
他

744
00:32:06,166 --> 00:32:09,966
其实并不像很多那个卖荞麦面的人

745
00:32:09,966 --> 00:32:11,266
宣传那样

746
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:13,000
什么能量很低

747
00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:13,766
他的能量

748
00:32:13,766 --> 00:32:17,566
跟正常的面也没什么太大的差别吧

749
00:32:17,566 --> 00:32:20,066
而且大部分你吃荞麦面的时候

750
00:32:20,166 --> 00:32:22,299
尤其现在那种速食荞麦面

751
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:26,900
你还是要加他的那个那个什么

752
00:32:26,900 --> 00:32:29,700
要加他里面的那个给的酱料包就

753
00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:31,500
我不知道你们有没有刷到哔哩哔哩

754
00:32:31,500 --> 00:32:35,900
最近首页老给我推荐什么啊这个什么

755
00:32:35,900 --> 00:32:38,700
我跟我女朋友约定减肥

756
00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:39,566
她从一百二

757
00:32:39,566 --> 00:32:41,333
十斤减到九十斤的秘诀

758
00:32:41,333 --> 00:32:43,866
就是靠这个叉叉桥拌面啊

759
00:32:43,866 --> 00:32:47,133
我每天在健身房又哭又闹又打滚

760
00:32:47,133 --> 00:32:48,699
又又又尖叫

761
00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:50,733
然后最后还是减的没他快

762
00:32:50,866 --> 00:32:53,066
然后最后在我的再三逼问之下

763
00:32:53,066 --> 00:32:55,999
终于把这款荞麦面分享给我了

764
00:32:56,133 --> 00:32:58,133
这款荞麦面有什么优点呢

765
00:32:58,266 --> 00:32:59,966
就是他的面条本身

766
00:33:00,266 --> 00:33:02,899
他是啊 0油脂啊

767
00:33:02,900 --> 00:33:04,200
不是不是0油脂的

768
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:06,000
就是非常低油脂啊

769
00:33:06,300 --> 00:33:08,566
然后他这个酱料包呢

770
00:33:08,900 --> 00:33:09,733
啊也是

771
00:33:09,733 --> 00:33:10,566
也是什么呢

772
00:33:11,733 --> 00:33:12,733
没什么碳水

773
00:33:12,733 --> 00:33:14,199
也没什么脂肪的

774
00:33:14,366 --> 00:33:15,266
废话

775
00:33:15,266 --> 00:33:18,266
你的荞麦面本身就不是纯属的碳水

776
00:33:18,266 --> 00:33:20,366
你的酱料包不是纯属的高钠

777
00:33:22,266 --> 00:33:23,133
吃这么多盐

778
00:33:23,133 --> 00:33:24,899
你不走一圈才怪呢

779
00:33:24,900 --> 00:33:26,566
然后在那边放心吃

780
00:33:26,566 --> 00:33:28,699
大胆吃吃多少都不会胖

781
00:33:28,700 --> 00:33:31,866
主要卖这个东西他都在宣传这个

782
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,100
哎呦老营销人了

783
00:33:34,100 --> 00:33:37,966
我一看就知道是专门骗不做饭的人的

784
00:33:38,866 --> 00:33:40,599
不知道都谁在卖啊

785
00:33:42,866 --> 00:33:45,066
就是膳食纤维高一点罢了

786
00:33:45,066 --> 00:33:46,866
不过我基本吃纯的

787
00:33:46,866 --> 00:33:48,066
什么吃纯的

788
00:33:48,666 --> 00:33:51,599
反正宣传都是低糖低脂低热量

789
00:33:52,133 --> 00:33:53,299
一般没有通

790
00:33:53,300 --> 00:33:55,900
就是一起宣传低糖低脂的

791
00:33:55,900 --> 00:33:56,700
为什么

792
00:33:56,933 --> 00:34:02,066
因为低糖的东西一般来说就高脂肪啊

793
00:34:02,066 --> 00:34:04,699
然后低脂的东西呢

794
00:34:04,700 --> 00:34:07,900
一般来说它就是个碳水啊

795
00:34:07,966 --> 00:34:08,966
你要学什么

796
00:34:08,966 --> 00:34:09,999
你要学广告

797
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,666
学营销那必须得是什么

798
00:34:12,900 --> 00:34:15,600
必须得是主食类的东西啊

799
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:19,300
低脂肪果汁低脂肪啊

800
00:34:19,300 --> 00:34:22,400
然后奶茶用代糖说我们是零糖

801
00:34:24,666 --> 00:34:28,199
懂吧就是要要扬长避短啊

802
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:31,066
我操谢谢苦中咪的疯狗

803
00:34:31,066 --> 00:34:33,333
在主播美颜面直播间开通了

804
00:34:33,333 --> 00:34:36,666
见证今天是他陪伴主播的第一天啊

805
00:34:36,666 --> 00:34:38,999
恭喜你的荣耀等级升级至20级

806
00:34:39,333 --> 00:34:41,933
天呐这是他陪伴主播的第一天

807
00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:46,200
快快说说你是如何跟主播相识相知

808
00:34:46,366 --> 00:34:47,166
相遇最后愿

809
00:34:47,166 --> 00:34:48,899
意给主播上剑掌的主播

810
00:34:48,900 --> 00:34:49,900
很想听听这个

811
00:34:49,900 --> 00:34:52,066
哈哈哈快讲讲

812
00:34:52,066 --> 00:34:54,599
我操爹主播我被骗了

813
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:55,966
我脸红了啊

814
00:34:55,966 --> 00:34:57,199
你被谁骗了

815
00:34:57,933 --> 00:34:58,999
你被谁骗了

816
00:34:59,000 --> 00:34:59,866
给主播听听

817
00:34:59,866 --> 00:35:00,566
主播也红了

818
00:35:00,566 --> 00:35:01,366
了

819
00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:02,966
配合你一下

820
00:35:04,566 --> 00:35:06,933
怎么没有人把古罗马放出来啊

821
00:35:08,466 --> 00:35:08,799
幸好

822
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:11,733
主播今天的精神状态还是比较饱满的

823
00:35:11,733 --> 00:35:13,599
还能记得把谁关进去了

824
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:14,733
要不然就会下场

825
00:35:14,733 --> 00:35:16,999
直播的时候又收到几条爱心

826
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,566
然后一起痛骂叔叔了

827
00:35:18,566 --> 00:35:19,566
卧槽爹

828
00:35:19,566 --> 00:35:20,699
感谢支持

829
00:35:20,700 --> 00:35:21,666
卧槽新爹

830
00:35:21,966 --> 00:35:23,666
就你刚刚说的

831
00:35:23,866 --> 00:35:25,466
哈哈哈哈

832
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:29,533
你不会真去买这个荞麦面了吧

833
00:35:31,100 --> 00:35:34,866
啊哔哩哔哩这广告真能带出去货呀

834
00:35:34,866 --> 00:35:38,133
我以为他就是关着让人看看玩玩的

835
00:35:39,866 --> 00:35:42,733
哎你给主播整笑了哈哈

836
00:35:44,066 --> 00:35:45,666
哈 48岁

837
00:35:45,666 --> 00:35:46,899
你给主播整笑了

838
00:35:46,900 --> 00:35:47,533
对不起

839
00:35:47,533 --> 00:35:50,099
能不能给主播讲讲你的心路历程啊

840
00:35:50,100 --> 00:35:51,533
你是怎么怎么想的

841
00:35:51,533 --> 00:35:52,933
你真下单了吧

842
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,000
买荞麦面不如上见

843
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:56,666
倒不是吧

844
00:35:56,666 --> 00:35:59,499
你买荞麦面的话你直接买纯面就行了

845
00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:01,900
不用买它那个什么所谓的啊

846
00:36:01,900 --> 00:36:03,533
免煮免泡

847
00:36:03,533 --> 00:36:05,099
那怎么就这么懒呢

848
00:36:05,100 --> 00:36:06,133
你要真想煮的话

849
00:36:06,133 --> 00:36:07,133
你整个热水壶

850
00:36:07,133 --> 00:36:09,266
整个闷烧杯都能煮面条吃

851
00:36:09,900 --> 00:36:13,366
主要他那个实在是有点太太

852
00:36:14,766 --> 00:36:16,566
太智商税了

853
00:36:16,566 --> 00:36:19,666
哎呦又开始鞭打心结了是吧

854
00:36:19,666 --> 00:36:20,766
哦不是主播

855
00:36:20,766 --> 00:36:22,699
只是想想知道一下

856
00:36:22,966 --> 00:36:24,866
荞麦面我只买过挂面

857
00:36:24,866 --> 00:36:27,399
其实挂面不好吃是吧

858
00:36:28,300 --> 00:36:30,066
买荞麦面不如打米

859
00:36:30,066 --> 00:36:32,599
没有荞麦面其实还是有一点点用的

860
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:33,400
理论上来说

861
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:36,200
它的升糖指数要比白面要低一点

862
00:36:36,666 --> 00:36:38,166
就也主播吃的话

863
00:36:38,166 --> 00:36:40,966
确实可能吃完了之后有那么一点点的

864
00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:43,133
呃更精神一点

865
00:36:43,133 --> 00:36:46,699
假如说主主播吃完一个200克的面条

866
00:36:46,700 --> 00:36:48,000
马上就开始犯困

867
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000
然后倒在直播间里面的话

868
00:36:50,266 --> 00:36:51,366
吃了荞麦面就

869
00:36:51,366 --> 00:36:52,566
是能勉强清醒

870
00:36:52,566 --> 00:36:54,999
但是还能保持跟大家胡言乱语的状态

871
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:55,800
的这种

872
00:36:55,900 --> 00:36:57,933
这种情况啊嗯

873
00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:01,100
还不如吃干脆面

874
00:37:01,266 --> 00:37:02,533
就对于我来说

875
00:37:02,533 --> 00:37:06,466
我感觉我吃的之后最晕的东西

876
00:37:06,466 --> 00:37:08,199
可能反而是意面

877
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:10,533
因为我吃意面就像吃不饱一样

878
00:37:11,133 --> 00:37:15,933
吃白面呃的量大概怎么说呢

879
00:37:15,933 --> 00:37:17,333
吃白面能吃饱的量

880
00:37:17,333 --> 00:37:19,799
大概是吃意面能吃饱的1/2

881
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:23,300
所以它本质上来说能量没怎么下降

882
00:37:23,300 --> 00:37:26,066
但是我吃的体积却远远的增大了

883
00:37:26,066 --> 00:37:28,566
所以我吃完意面之后基本都很困

884
00:37:30,266 --> 00:37:31,499
很奇怪吧

885
00:37:31,866 --> 00:37:32,366
虽然说

886
00:37:32,366 --> 00:37:35,766
意面理论上来说是低升糖的主食

887
00:37:35,766 --> 00:37:37,466
但是因为我吃的更多

888
00:37:37,533 --> 00:37:40,266
反而他对我身体的影响更大了

889
00:37:42,566 --> 00:37:44,399
空壳还是挺好吃的

890
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:45,700
意面这个东西

891
00:37:45,700 --> 00:37:46,766
哎呦真的

892
00:37:46,766 --> 00:37:48,566
我在我就抄那个什么

893
00:37:48,566 --> 00:37:50,266
我就抄抄袭国内

894
00:37:50,266 --> 00:37:52,933
看看国内都流行什么那种

895
00:37:53,166 --> 00:37:54,999
呃有带酱料包的

896
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,500
或者说是可以分装的东西

897
00:37:56,500 --> 00:37:57,966
我就抄国内他们

898
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,366
他们出那个空壳意面的时候

899
00:38:00,700 --> 00:38:03,133
我当时就对着冰箱想了半天

900
00:38:03,266 --> 00:38:06,499
然后搞了一公斤的牛肉猪肉

901
00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:08,766
混下几颗芹菜

902
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:10,066
几块胡萝卜

903
00:38:10,066 --> 00:38:12,899
加上一点蘑菇和番茄罐头

904
00:38:12,900 --> 00:38:14,533
最后弄了第一次

905
00:38:14,533 --> 00:38:17,733
人生第一次的一大锅的那个意面酱

906
00:38:17,966 --> 00:38:19,599
分装冷冻起来

907
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:20,600
每次

908
00:38:21,666 --> 00:38:22,066
哈哈哈

909
00:38:22,066 --> 00:38:24,766
每次主播现在像这么干的时候

910
00:38:24,766 --> 00:38:26,466
都会感谢空壳一面啊

911
00:38:26,466 --> 00:38:28,066
谢谢他激发了我的灵感

912
00:38:28,066 --> 00:38:30,399
虽然我从来没有成为过他们的消费者

913
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:32,933
但是他们的存在对我真的很重要

914
00:38:33,700 --> 00:38:35,400
来了还有6分钟啊

915
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:36,700
不要告诉我

916
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:40,166
不不不不我不想知道这些

917
00:38:42,300 --> 00:38:44,333
呃总之来说的话

918
00:38:44,333 --> 00:38:47,366
其实我感觉如果不考虑什么啊

919
00:38:48,333 --> 00:38:53,966
如果说不考虑那个呃成本之类的

920
00:38:54,100 --> 00:38:56,200
主包因为夏天的时候嘛

921
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:56,933
夏天的时候

922
00:38:56,933 --> 00:38:58,533
去年夏天的时候

923
00:38:58,766 --> 00:39:01,299
然后这个调养了一下身体

924
00:39:01,300 --> 00:39:04,000
我的体感是如果不考虑成本的话

925
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,400
其实还是吃肉会好一点

926
00:39:06,866 --> 00:39:08,933
因为吃肉的那个饱腹感

927
00:39:08,933 --> 00:39:11,699
或者说到那个不饿的那种

928
00:39:11,700 --> 00:39:13,133
界限的那个感觉

929
00:39:13,133 --> 00:39:17,466
确实要比吃碳水或者吃菜要强的多

930
00:39:18,766 --> 00:39:21,133
只不过有一些东西需要去皮

931
00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:24,566
而且就是很多比如说排骨啊

932
00:39:24,766 --> 00:39:29,266
什么猪肉啊之类的不太能吃

933
00:39:29,266 --> 00:39:31,766
肥牛肥羊这些也不太行

934
00:39:32,066 --> 00:39:34,466
羊肉好像整个都不太能吃啊

935
00:39:34,466 --> 00:39:36,199
主要还是鸡胸

936
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:36,866
去皮的

937
00:39:36,866 --> 00:39:41,366
鸡腿跟那个牛的一些比较瘦的部位吧

938
00:39:41,366 --> 00:39:44,799
我感觉这些地方吃起来还是蛮饱的

939
00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:48,200
好期待5分钟后

940
00:39:48,266 --> 00:39:50,999
哈哈哈呃

941
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:57,166
呃呃放点好听的歌曲吧

942
00:39:57,166 --> 00:39:58,766
放点动人的歌曲吧

943
00:39:58,766 --> 00:40:01,599
应该让直播间的氛围最后快乐一下

944
00:40:05,133 --> 00:40:06,766
鸡胸肉还是蛮顶的

945
00:40:06,766 --> 00:40:09,566
虽然我有一定的这个概率认为

946
00:40:09,566 --> 00:40:11,333
鸡胸肉顶是因为它

947
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:13,000
它实在是

948
00:40:14,366 --> 00:40:18,166
它实在是太柴了

949
00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:21,333
据说是整块鸡胸肉

950
00:40:21,333 --> 00:40:25,199
用3%浓度的小苏打水泡三个小时之后

951
00:40:25,333 --> 00:40:26,133
会比较脆

952
00:40:26,133 --> 00:40:27,966
啊啊会比较好吃一点

953
00:40:27,966 --> 00:40:30,199
但是我从来都没有试过

954
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:32,966
鸡胸肉好噎人

955
00:40:32,966 --> 00:40:34,466
太干了太干了

956
00:40:34,466 --> 00:40:36,699
不如做成柠檬手撕鸡

957
00:40:37,166 --> 00:40:39,799
主要鸡胸肉做不好的话巨难吃

958
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,166
超级超级难吃

959
00:40:42,733 --> 00:40:45,666
吃习惯了就不在意还是不行的吧

960
00:40:45,666 --> 00:40:47,766
人还是要遵守下口腹之欲

961
00:40:48,300 --> 00:40:49,766
还没过年呢

962
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:53,933
这是主播最后能那什么

963
00:40:53,933 --> 00:40:56,399
最后能帮助大家的了啊

964
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:57,133
对吧

965
00:40:57,133 --> 00:41:02,399
在那个什么在主播在主播152件的时候

966
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:03,933
祝大家恭喜发财

967
00:41:03,933 --> 00:41:04,599
就是主播

968
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:07,266
最后能给大家带来的新春祝福啦

969
00:41:07,333 --> 00:41:09,366
等一下主播就要掉完了

970
00:41:09,366 --> 00:41:11,199
那个时候祝大家恭喜发财

971
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:12,866
有点像祖宗了

972
00:41:13,366 --> 00:41:15,499
掉钱不是过年

973
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,300
主播我782天了

974
00:41:18,300 --> 00:41:20,166
777天你怎么没开

975
00:41:20,166 --> 00:41:21,099
播呢啊

976
00:41:21,866 --> 00:41:23,466
那天放假了吧

977
00:41:23,533 --> 00:41:25,533
777天快乐牧羊

978
00:41:26,933 --> 00:41:28,466
恭喜发财

979
00:41:29,300 --> 00:41:31,766
我恭喜你发财呀

980
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,500
我恭喜你精彩

981
00:41:35,166 --> 00:41:38,199
哈哈啊

982
00:41:38,766 --> 00:41:39,899
恭喜大家

983
00:41:40,866 --> 00:41:43,266
还有一两分钟了是吧

984
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:46,933
放个难忘今宵吧

985
00:41:48,266 --> 00:41:48,966
恭喜发财

986
00:41:48,966 --> 00:41:51,333
听完了该放难忘今宵了

987
00:41:56,600 --> 00:42:00,366
虽然我们的时光啊

988
00:42:00,366 --> 00:42:01,266
时光飞逝

989
00:42:01,266 --> 00:42:02,199
日月如梭

990
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,200
转眼间距离主播复活

991
00:42:04,333 --> 00:42:06,999
已经过去了整整30天的时间啊

992
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:10,800
这30天我们共同分享荣耀荣光

993
00:42:12,733 --> 00:42:15,533
共同共同度过苦难啊这个

994
00:42:17,100 --> 00:42:19,066
斗转星移啊

995
00:42:19,066 --> 00:42:20,866
这个日月流逝

996
00:42:21,366 --> 00:42:22,333
转眼间

997
00:42:23,133 --> 00:42:27,499
欢乐的时光总是过得这么快啊

998
00:42:27,866 --> 00:42:28,266
马上

999
00:42:28,266 --> 00:42:32,366
就要跟我们舰长列表中的一部分人

1000
00:42:32,766 --> 00:42:34,799
说再见了

1001
00:42:35,733 --> 00:42:40,499
希望这次再见只是短暂的离开

1002
00:42:40,933 --> 00:42:43,099
我们终将在

1003
00:42:44,766 --> 00:42:46,166
能不能就在现在呀

1004
00:42:46,166 --> 00:42:48,933
我们终将在现在重逢啊

1005
00:42:50,733 --> 00:42:52,799
这个值得纪念的

1006
00:42:55,700 --> 00:42:57,466
值得纪念的一天

1007
00:42:57,866 --> 00:42:59,933
不要永别好吗

1008
00:42:59,966 --> 00:43:01,399
别走好吗

1009
00:43:05,966 --> 00:43:08,933
哎我已经开始刷新我们直播间的

1010
00:43:08,933 --> 00:43:09,999
航海术了

1011
00:43:10,100 --> 00:43:14,400
然后最后积累一下一无二的荣光吧

1012
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:16,400
感谢所有参与了

1013
00:43:18,166 --> 00:43:20,133
感谢所有参与了

1014
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:25,133
参与了主播百件大业的业业人们

1015
00:43:25,500 --> 00:43:27,700
我们下次再见

1016
00:43:28,533 --> 00:43:39,699
飘神州万里同怀抱共祝愿

1017
00:43:40,133 --> 00:43:42,066
回来吧我的大憨憨

1018
00:43:43,966 --> 00:43:47,666
唉历历在目的咽咽人

1019
00:43:47,733 --> 00:43:49,966
眼泪莫名在流淌

1020
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:52,733
米娜三娃

1021
00:43:55,333 --> 00:43:56,133
爸爸

1022
00:43:57,100 --> 00:44:00,400
我们居然今天还保住摆件了

1023
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:05,366
是明天就掉下去了

1024
00:44:05,366 --> 00:44:06,799
明天就掉下去了

1025
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:08,200
没了50个

1026
00:44:09,066 --> 00:44:12,099
没事的明天就掉下去了家人们

1027
00:44:13,466 --> 00:44:14,666
竟然还有百件

1028
00:44:14,666 --> 00:44:17,566
那是因为我们明天还要掉36个

1029
00:44:17,566 --> 00:44:18,866
没想到吧

1030
00:44:18,900 --> 00:44:20,900
哈哈哈哈

1031
00:44:21,900 --> 00:44:24,466
所以错过了今天的大家

1032
00:44:24,466 --> 00:44:25,899
明天还可以

1033
00:44:26,533 --> 00:44:29,266
还可以再来重演一下

1034
00:44:29,900 --> 00:44:31,066
哎呦无敌了

1035
00:44:31,066 --> 00:44:33,399
家人们谢谢这位出去丁雅

1036
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:35,533
谢谢丁老师的自动续费啊

1037
00:44:35,533 --> 00:44:37,166
我们50个舰长里面

1038
00:44:37,166 --> 00:44:39,699
只有一个人给主播自动续费了

1039
00:44:42,500 --> 00:44:43,266
好了好了

1040
00:44:43,266 --> 00:44:44,466
不够我补

1041
00:44:44,533 --> 00:44:46,333
真的吗我记得了

1042
00:44:46,333 --> 00:44:47,799
谢谢你六爷

1043
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,100
主播先谢谢你了

1044
00:44:49,100 --> 00:44:50,966
明天还能重播一次

1045
00:44:52,266 --> 00:44:54,066
明天还会重播一次

1046
00:44:54,066 --> 00:44:56,199
你怎么看起来这么开心啊

1047
00:44:57,966 --> 00:45:00,666
我的脑子已经晕了家人们

1048
00:45:03,466 --> 00:45:05,999
不应该是这样的吧

1049
00:45:06,500 --> 00:45:07,466
不过也还好

1050
00:45:07,466 --> 00:45:10,133
我以为今天咱们就会打回原形

1051
00:45:10,133 --> 00:45:12,933
然后把那个什么全都没了呢

1052
00:45:13,466 --> 00:45:15,699
我以为今天就没了

1053
00:45:16,166 --> 00:45:18,933
没想到还能再续一天

1054
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:22,500
所以说人都是都是什么啊

1055
00:45:22,500 --> 00:45:24,966
都是懂得折中

1056
00:45:24,966 --> 00:45:26,933
懂得妥协的

1057
00:45:28,500 --> 00:45:30,200
如果你跟米耶米亚说

1058
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:32,166
今天就要钓到70条船

1059
00:45:32,166 --> 00:45:34,299
米耶米亚就会又哭又闹

1060
00:45:34,300 --> 00:45:36,933
如果你跟米耶米亚说呃

1061
00:45:38,666 --> 00:45:41,133
哎呦今天还能再续一天摆件

1062
00:45:41,133 --> 00:45:43,166
咩咩忽然又觉得这个

1063
00:45:43,166 --> 00:45:45,333
心里面有一点点安慰啊

1064
00:45:45,333 --> 00:45:47,599
今天摆件本来应该没了的

1065
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:49,100
是因为大家

1066
00:45:49,100 --> 00:45:52,200
大家这个用小号给主播上件

1067
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:53,666
讲究了一下

1068
00:45:54,566 --> 00:45:57,766
现在大家用小号给主播上剑找

1069
00:45:58,100 --> 00:46:00,400
比如说诺比亚恨他呀

1070
00:46:00,566 --> 00:46:01,999
沙塘丹村人

1071
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:05,066
秋水起松河啊啊

1072
00:46:05,366 --> 00:46:07,999
还有克罗咪丢疯狗哈

1073
00:46:08,100 --> 00:46:10,500
大家用小号给主播救了一下

1074
00:46:10,500 --> 00:46:12,100
或者大号首次上见

1075
00:46:12,100 --> 00:46:14,166
然后主播才勉强保住了今

1076
00:46:14,166 --> 00:46:14,866
天的百天

1077
00:46:14,866 --> 00:46:17,466
谢谢大家最后给了主播一片体面

1078
00:46:19,966 --> 00:46:22,733
还得是小窗花救我的命啊

1079
00:46:22,733 --> 00:46:25,466
哎呦还得是大家凑热闹的心

1080
00:46:25,466 --> 00:46:29,866
哈哈哈哎呦还挺好的

1081
00:46:29,866 --> 00:46:32,199
这BGM真懂事啊

1082
00:46:32,466 --> 00:46:33,266
对吧

1083
00:46:34,300 --> 00:46:38,666
咩咩啊如果将大航海舍弃1/3的话

1084
00:46:38,866 --> 00:46:41,766
能笑的轻松一点的活下去吗

1085
00:46:41,866 --> 00:46:44,099
可是我的心还是会痛

1086
00:46:44,300 --> 00:46:47,600
所以求你什么都不要说了啊

1087
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:50,333
请选自星座l

1088
00:46:51,766 --> 00:46:53,299
终极摆件啊

1089
00:46:53,300 --> 00:46:55,166
第一次勇敢摆件

1090
00:46:56,333 --> 00:46:57,899
我们又是摆件

1091
00:46:57,900 --> 00:47:00,366
我们我们我们哎呀

1092
00:47:01,766 --> 00:47:03,166
我们又是摆件

1093
00:47:04,900 --> 00:47:07,700
这什么在废墟之中开出花朵

1094
00:47:07,700 --> 00:47:09,500
庆祝彼此又活过了一天

1095
00:47:09,500 --> 00:47:11,333
这是哪个小说的剧情啊

1096
00:47:11,333 --> 00:47:12,466
谢谢大家

1097
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:16,466
好的呀你看多就

1098
00:47:16,466 --> 00:47:18,366
哎呀从后天开始充百日

1099
00:47:18,366 --> 00:47:19,666
没关系没关系

1100
00:47:19,666 --> 00:47:23,466
没没关系啊

1101
00:47:26,266 --> 00:47:27,999
我我想尖叫

1102
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,666
我可以叫吗

1103
00:47:29,700 --> 00:47:31,733
我应该闭麦叫吗

1104
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:34,200
主播需要通过尖叫

1105
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:36,866
来释放一下心里的压力

1106
00:47:39,866 --> 00:47:42,799
啊只要今天骗够三次

1107
00:47:45,100 --> 00:47:48,566
还是还是算了吧还是算了吧

1108
00:47:58,666 --> 00:48:02,133
看着看着感觉理智有些回笼了

1109
00:48:02,566 --> 00:48:03,733
所以说人呢

1110
00:48:03,733 --> 00:48:07,666
在自己承受了很大的变故但时候

1111
00:48:07,666 --> 00:48:11,999
就应该采取一些即刻有效的方法

1112
00:48:12,533 --> 00:48:14,599
今天还是一个加10分钟吧

1113
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:15,666
居然还有百天

1114
00:48:15,666 --> 00:48:16,299
不许暴雨

1115
00:48:16,300 --> 00:48:19,300
你别走啊啊

1116
00:48:20,133 --> 00:48:22,533
抱抱主播你别走啊

1117
00:48:22,533 --> 00:48:24,099
你明天还来吗

1118
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:27,066
我们明天还钓30条船呢

1119
00:48:27,066 --> 00:48:28,566
你明天还来吗

1120
00:48:30,166 --> 00:48:31,399
你别这样滚

1121
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:32,500
叫我立正了

1122
00:48:32,500 --> 00:48:33,766
你真他妈恶心

1123
00:48:33,766 --> 00:48:34,733
给老子滚

1124
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,266
唉还好吧还好吧

1125
00:48:39,266 --> 00:48:40,699
现在没有大v架子

1126
00:48:40,700 --> 00:48:42,700
可以随便辱骂大家了

1127
00:48:42,700 --> 00:48:45,800
也不是也不是也不是也不是

1128
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:47,400
完全没有作用嘛

1129
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:48,200
是吧是吧

1130
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:49,766
耶哈哈

1131
00:48:51,266 --> 00:48:53,733
亚斯玛胭脂肺腑

1132
00:48:55,566 --> 00:48:57,266
杀人了他该死

1133
00:48:59,100 --> 00:48:59,900
我的评价

1134
00:48:59,900 --> 00:49:00,933
他该死啊

1135
00:49:01,100 --> 00:49:03,700
竟然是反复观看今天录播

1136
00:49:03,700 --> 00:49:05,566
不应该吧不应该吧

1137
00:49:05,733 --> 00:49:07,133
呃不应该吧

1138
00:49:07,133 --> 00:49:07,933
他反复观

1139
00:49:07,933 --> 00:49:09,166
看今天录播

1140
00:49:09,700 --> 00:49:13,500
我就要给他播放MG卡的任务啊

1141
00:49:13,500 --> 00:49:14,400
然后告诉他

1142
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:16,900
仅限中国大陆地区限定观看

1143
00:49:16,900 --> 00:49:19,933
哈哈我本来想邀请他一起看

1144
00:49:19,933 --> 00:49:22,499
班德里木少女乐团派对

1145
00:49:22,500 --> 00:49:24,333
MG卡的第一次任务的

1146
00:49:24,333 --> 00:49:25,899
但是但是

1147
00:49:26,300 --> 00:49:28,333
就是他不是大航海界限吗

1148
00:49:28,333 --> 00:49:30,699
我室友是帮帮多年老玩家

1149
00:49:30,733 --> 00:49:34,499
大概得玩了个三四年了吧然后

1150
00:49:36,266 --> 00:49:39,966
之前也也也会那个打活动啊

1151
00:49:39,966 --> 00:49:41,333
然后看任务啊

1152
00:49:41,333 --> 00:49:42,499
然后之类的

1153
00:49:42,500 --> 00:49:43,333
偶像出吗

1154
00:49:43,333 --> 00:49:46,266
偶像出本来想邀请他一起看的

1155
00:49:46,266 --> 00:49:48,933
结果他说是呃

1156
00:49:48,933 --> 00:49:51,133
中国大陆地区限定观看

1157
00:49:51,133 --> 00:49:52,566
哈哈我VIP的

1158
00:49:52,566 --> 00:49:54,899
国外的人是没有人权的

1159
00:49:58,500 --> 00:49:59,800
这是一场试炼

1160
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:02,200
你开个魔法不就能看了吗

1161
00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:04,300
他说那个什么

1162
00:50:04,466 --> 00:50:07,699
他说那个开魔法的话颜值会很高

1163
00:50:07,700 --> 00:50:09,166
我想也是吧

1164
00:50:09,166 --> 00:50:12,466
对吧最近出去挂个那个Macle

1165
00:50:12,466 --> 00:50:14,566
MG卡的见长牌子

1166
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:15,866
然后就会有人说

1167
00:50:15,866 --> 00:50:16,599
我还在购

1168
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:17,666
还在购还在购

1169
00:50:17,666 --> 00:50:19,399
还在购哈哈哈

1170
00:50:20,666 --> 00:50:22,733
啊他本来想开一下呃

1171
00:50:22,733 --> 00:50:24,466
因为离他兄弟也蛮近的

1172
00:50:24,466 --> 00:50:26,166
本来是想开一下的

1173
00:50:26,166 --> 00:50:27,899
知道吧不会的

1174
00:50:27,900 --> 00:50:28,966
真的不会吗

1175
00:50:28,966 --> 00:50:29,799
真的不会的话

1176
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:33,466
到时候到时候就在在在那个什么

1177
00:50:33,533 --> 00:50:35,399
在那个客厅播放一个

1178
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:37,333
目的看来来钓鱼

1179
00:50:37,333 --> 00:50:38,866
给他支个筐子啊

1180
00:50:38,866 --> 00:50:41,966
就像那个在地上支个筐子

1181
00:50:41,966 --> 00:50:45,166
往里面撒一包那个谷子捕鸟一样

1182
00:50:45,533 --> 00:50:48,666
哈哈把那个投影仪啊

1183
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:50,766
把家里不锈钢盆拿出来

1184
00:50:50,766 --> 00:50:52,566
然后拿个筷子支一下

1185
00:50:52,700 --> 00:50:54,366
下面鸭子正在播放

1186
00:50:54,366 --> 00:50:57,399
那个LMT卡利姆的投影仪啊

1187
00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:58,200
哈哈

1188
00:50:58,766 --> 00:51:01,133
让他让他压一下这个东西

1189
00:51:01,133 --> 00:51:03,399
然后后面就能抓到一只

1190
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:07,866
室友把不锈钢盆扣在他脑袋上啊

1191
00:51:12,300 --> 00:51:12,966
米颜米啊

1192
00:51:12,966 --> 00:51:14,466
那个肮脏的心灵

1193
00:51:14,466 --> 00:51:16,366
你自己有没有什么意思啊

1194
00:51:16,366 --> 00:51:18,099
你自己心里清楚啊米

1195
00:51:18,100 --> 00:51:21,200
颜米啊我行走江湖这么多年啊

1196
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:23,666
一看这个石村就是什么

1197
00:51:24,100 --> 00:51:26,700
就是被禁言了之后咔咔破防

1198
00:51:26,700 --> 00:51:28,500
然后又好面子又嘴硬

1199
00:51:28,500 --> 00:51:29,566
又不好意思承认

1200
00:51:29,566 --> 00:51:31,866
自己刚才在发下头语言啊

1201
00:51:32,066 --> 00:51:33,933
又想要主播什么呢

1202
00:51:34,100 --> 00:51:36,266
想要想要主播这个这个

1203
00:51:36,266 --> 00:51:38,199
把它放出来又不好意思认的

1204
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:39,600
这副丑态啊

1205
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:41,733
只能说这太嘴硬了

1206
00:51:41,733 --> 00:51:43,166
就有那种什么呢

1207
00:51:43,266 --> 00:51:44,299
哈哈笑死

1208
00:51:44,300 --> 00:51:45,666
也没有很想看吗

1209
00:51:45,666 --> 00:51:46,933
刚才被盗号了哎

1210
00:51:46,933 --> 00:51:48,333
不是本人发的

1211
00:51:48,666 --> 00:51:50,266
不是我发的了啊

1212
00:51:50,266 --> 00:51:51,666
你理解错了

1213
00:51:51,666 --> 00:51:52,566
什么什么啊

1214
00:51:52,566 --> 00:51:52,999
你好

1215
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,866
我是这个号主的这个这个这个姐姐

1216
00:51:56,266 --> 00:51:58,866
然后刚才刚才不是我弟弟发的呀

1217
00:51:58,866 --> 00:51:59,966
什么什么的对吧

1218
00:51:59,966 --> 00:52:01,766
真的真的好下头啊

1219
00:52:05,333 --> 00:52:07,599
怎么还有100件啊

1220
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:09,533
别走好吗

1221
00:52:10,066 --> 00:52:11,533
别走好吗

1222
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:12,866
你回来了

1223
00:52:12,866 --> 00:52:16,766
能不能带着你蓝色的美丽现场回来

1224
00:52:16,766 --> 00:52:20,533
我们西西里的美丽传说像是相遇空云

1225
00:52:21,500 --> 00:52:22,333
你别说了

1226
00:52:22,333 --> 00:52:23,366
我破防了

1227
00:52:23,366 --> 00:52:24,766
都好嘴硬啊

1228
00:52:24,766 --> 00:52:26,166
就大家真的

1229
00:52:26,166 --> 00:52:28,099
你们的这种嘴硬的心态

1230
00:52:28,100 --> 00:52:29,066
在主播眼里

1231
00:52:29,066 --> 00:52:30,466
就像是站在讲台上

1232
00:52:30,466 --> 00:52:33,666
看下面拿小纸条作弊的学生一样

1233
00:52:33,666 --> 00:52:35,333
主播不是没发现啊

1234
00:52:35,333 --> 00:52:36,666
主播也不是看不见

1235
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:38,666
主播看的一清二楚

1236
00:52:38,666 --> 00:52:41,066
主播只是有时候懒得点破你对吧

1237
00:52:41,066 --> 00:52:42,133
你要是下头吧

1238
00:52:42,133 --> 00:52:43,099
你就躺平了

1239
00:52:43,300 --> 00:52:44,500
躺平了认了

1240
00:52:44,500 --> 00:52:45,300
这主播对不起

1241
00:52:45,300 --> 00:52:45,966
我下头了

1242
00:52:45,966 --> 00:52:46,766
给你打个爱心

1243
00:52:46,766 --> 00:52:47,599
下次不改了

1244
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:49,000
你下次你放我出来吧

1245
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,266
我再也不恶心人了

1246
00:52:50,333 --> 00:52:52,566
对吧你这样的话大家好说好商量

1247
00:52:52,566 --> 00:52:53,599
一笑泯江湖啊

1248
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:55,533
啊不对一笑泯恩仇啊

1249
00:52:55,533 --> 00:52:58,599
还是江湖侠客你在那边嘴硬啊

1250
00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:00,133
主播我不是这个意思啊

1251
00:53:00,133 --> 00:53:01,699
我不是这个意思啊

1252
00:53:01,733 --> 00:53:03,266
主播你怎么这么肮脏呢

1253
00:53:03,266 --> 00:53:05,299
根本没有跟你开黄腔了

1254
00:53:05,566 --> 00:53:07,966
哎呀是别的意思了

1255
00:53:08,466 --> 00:53:10,366
你这样就很让人想戳穿

1256
00:53:10,366 --> 00:53:12,599
你的这个嘴硬你知道吗

1257
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:15,600
到时候到时候下不来台的还是你

1258
00:53:17,700 --> 00:53:20,100
主动露弹幕怎么啦

1259
00:53:20,166 --> 00:53:22,699
怎么啦没有主动露弹幕啊

1260
00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:25,300
好吧嘿哈哈哈

1261
00:53:28,333 --> 00:53:30,366
小时候被老师嘲笑

1262
00:53:30,366 --> 00:53:32,466
长大了被猫猫嘲笑

1263
00:53:32,666 --> 00:53:34,499
不是的就有一些

1264
00:53:34,500 --> 00:53:35,900
有些时候就是

1265
00:53:35,900 --> 00:53:36,533
怎么说呢

1266
00:53:36,533 --> 00:53:38,733
人总是会寻求一些

1267
00:53:38,733 --> 00:53:41,333
跟自己幼年的时候

1268
00:53:41,333 --> 00:53:42,933
经历过的相处模式

1269
00:53:42,933 --> 00:53:44,666
一样的相处模式啊

1270
00:53:44,766 --> 00:53:46,333
就是小时候被老师啊

1271
00:53:46,333 --> 00:53:47,366
也没有被老师嘲笑

1272
00:53:47,366 --> 00:53:49,299
老师嘲笑你是没有师德啊

1273
00:53:49,466 --> 00:53:51,766
被同学嘲笑的时候

1274
00:53:52,333 --> 00:53:55,266
长大了之后你就寻求相同的相处方式

1275
00:53:55,266 --> 00:53:57,599
然后就像绵绵啊这样评价你

1276
00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:59,800
你的心里反而有一种安定的感觉

1277
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:02,300
啊啊安全的绵绵啊

1278
00:54:02,300 --> 00:54:04,800
说爷爷爷你最好了

1279
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:07,800
能不能能不能给我上个剑爪呀

1280
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:11,100
哦耶你就是超级可爱的宝宝

1281
00:54:11,533 --> 00:54:12,999
然后你反而会很不安

1282
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,700
真实啊你会觉得我变成盗号了是吧

1283
00:54:15,700 --> 00:54:20,066
这个就是基于人这个性格了解的这种

1284
00:54:20,066 --> 00:54:20,766
这种情况

1285
00:54:20,766 --> 00:54:21,566
好吧

1286
00:54:22,666 --> 00:54:25,166
今天带训练的时候刚骂过你这个事

1287
00:54:25,166 --> 00:54:27,166
就溜了明天再来看你掉眼睛

1288
00:54:27,166 --> 00:54:30,666
别嘛看完节目大家记得回来

1289
00:54:30,666 --> 00:54:32,533
我知道你们都是演的

1290
00:54:33,166 --> 00:54:35,966
你们只是想看看节目而已

1291
00:54:35,966 --> 00:54:38,199
我知道哈哈哈

1292
00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:40,100
能不能能不能

1293
00:54:40,100 --> 00:54:43,133
那个看完节目之后记得回家

1294
00:54:43,133 --> 00:54:44,099
哈哈哈

1295
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:47,966
我知道大家都是很有幽默细胞

1296
00:54:47,966 --> 00:54:49,699
很有很有那个耶

1297
00:54:49,700 --> 00:54:52,500
人素养很照顾小猫的人

1298
00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:54,800
要看完节目

1299
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:58,066
看完节目效果记得要回来呀

1300
00:55:00,366 --> 00:55:01,166
嗯

1301
00:55:04,166 --> 00:55:05,466
出城比线

1302
00:55:05,466 --> 00:55:06,366
哎呦没有啊

1303
00:55:06,366 --> 00:55:08,799
主播的匕首一直拿在手里的

1304
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:09,733
从来都没有

1305
00:55:09,733 --> 00:55:10,599
哈哈哈

1306
00:55:11,766 --> 00:55:13,299
别急还有一场啊

1307
00:55:13,300 --> 00:55:15,600
看完了今天已经够看完了

1308
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:17,966
明天嗓子哑了怎么喊的出来

1309
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:19,666
太难了吧

1310
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:22,466
上限了只能看一天节目

1311
00:55:22,466 --> 00:55:23,133
不上就能

1312
00:55:23,133 --> 00:55:24,366
天天看了

1313
00:55:24,366 --> 00:55:26,066
那不对的那

1314
00:55:26,066 --> 00:55:26,966
那不是的

1315
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,733
你不上的话主播只会哈哈哈

1316
00:55:29,733 --> 00:55:30,533
只会直播的

1317
00:55:30,533 --> 00:55:31,599
越来越平淡

1318
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:32,300
赛过盆栽

1319
00:55:32,300 --> 00:55:33,966
没有水会死掉的

1320
00:55:33,966 --> 00:55:35,499
绵绵没有嫣嫣人

1321
00:55:35,500 --> 00:55:37,933
没有嫣嫣人的见长也会嘎掉的

1322
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:42,400
小时候完成老师布置的作业

1323
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:44,866
长大后完成明天主任布置的作业

1324
00:55:46,466 --> 00:55:48,899
那我要是把那个高中榜的日榜第一

1325
00:55:48,900 --> 00:55:49,600
禁掉了的话

1326
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:52,166
会不会被人家指指点点啊

1327
00:55:52,166 --> 00:55:53,966
我现在思考这个问题啊

1328
00:55:54,366 --> 00:55:55,499
明天还有人看

1329
00:55:55,500 --> 00:55:56,600
那我今晚先睡了

1330
00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:57,933
明天明天不一定来

1331
00:55:57,933 --> 00:55:58,799
明天我有课

1332
00:55:59,900 --> 00:56:02,100
明天周五这个点我有课

1333
00:56:03,100 --> 00:56:04,800
刚才那个收的邮件

1334
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:08,200
就是就是明天课换教室了

1335
00:56:08,900 --> 00:56:10,866
明天明天我不一定来

1336
00:56:15,100 --> 00:56:19,700
就所以我再看一下我能不能过去

1337
00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:24,300
那逃避掉摆件的时候根本不是我上课

1338
00:56:25,066 --> 00:56:26,933
跟那个上课时间撞

1339
00:56:26,933 --> 00:56:28,766
撞上了撞上了

1340
00:56:30,566 --> 00:56:33,266
那那我们在直播就80多件

1341
00:56:33,333 --> 00:56:34,999
哎呦你来我就上

1342
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:36,700
剑你都不行啊

1343
00:56:36,700 --> 00:56:37,900
你来你来

1344
00:56:37,900 --> 00:56:39,066
除非你上个总督

1345
00:56:39,066 --> 00:56:41,933
主播能考虑给你为你讨一点实验室

1346
00:56:42,166 --> 00:56:44,066
你上个剑找主播讨一点实验室

1347
00:56:44,066 --> 00:56:46,799
主播缺失的一分谁来给主播补上啊

1348
00:56:48,166 --> 00:56:49,299
不是我有课

1349
00:56:50,366 --> 00:56:51,566
我真有课

1350
00:56:52,366 --> 00:56:54,299
主播上学呢啊

1351
00:56:56,733 --> 00:56:57,699
怎么没世界

1352
00:56:57,700 --> 00:56:58,366
怎么没世界

1353
00:56:58,366 --> 00:56:59,866
还在直播间下头啊

1354
00:56:59,866 --> 00:57:01,166
哎呦天呐

1355
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:03,933
辛苦了就大家没看

1356
00:57:03,933 --> 00:57:07,099
主播这个时间就早早晚晚的老换吗

1357
00:57:07,100 --> 00:57:07,900
哎呦

1358
00:57:08,666 --> 00:57:11,066
室友关麦套皮完成闭环

1359
00:57:11,066 --> 00:57:13,499
他也有课哈哈哈

1360
00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:15,666
哎我不知道为啥他课比我多啊

1361
00:57:15,666 --> 00:57:16,899
好奇怪啊

1362
00:57:17,766 --> 00:57:20,399
我这个学期有两门课都是那种

1363
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:25,700
那个每隔一周去一次就行的啊

1364
00:57:25,700 --> 00:57:27,200
每隔一周去两次

1365
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:27,800
不知道为啥

1366
00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:29,466
每隔一周去两次啊

1367
00:57:30,100 --> 00:57:31,533
你给同学上个剑

1368
00:57:31,533 --> 00:57:32,566
让同学帮你签到

1369
00:57:32,566 --> 00:57:34,399
不是签到的问题

1370
00:57:34,533 --> 00:57:37,066
我哎哈哈哈

1371
00:57:37,066 --> 00:57:37,799
那不是签

1372
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:38,933
到的问题

1373
00:57:39,266 --> 00:57:40,933
那那个是要分的

1374
00:57:41,666 --> 00:57:43,566
课上真能学东西吗

1375
00:57:43,733 --> 00:57:46,399
能呗怎么怎么会不能呢

1376
00:57:47,100 --> 00:57:49,766
主要是老师在课上讲的东西

1377
00:57:49,766 --> 00:57:50,899
很多的时候

1378
00:57:50,900 --> 00:57:52,600
他会在考试里面考到

1379
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:56,466
哈哈哈这好像全世界通用的

1380
00:57:56,466 --> 00:57:58,299
他他他讲的例题什么的

1381
00:57:58,300 --> 00:58:00,266
考试也就会就会考到啊

1382
00:58:00,666 --> 00:58:02,299
是我提前把学分修够

1383
00:58:02,300 --> 00:58:03,566
之后就不用上课了

1384
00:58:03,566 --> 00:58:04,899
好像是他们的那个

1385
00:58:04,900 --> 00:58:07,700
呃课程设置跟我们不太一样

1386
00:58:09,666 --> 00:58:11,966
这个吧感觉你也很不确定

1387
00:58:11,966 --> 00:58:12,999
主要还是

1388
00:58:13,466 --> 00:58:14,666
呃高情商

1389
00:58:14,666 --> 00:58:19,199
还是主要靠靠那个自我自我学习啊

1390
00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:20,100
低情商呃

1391
00:58:20,100 --> 00:58:23,100
好像有的时候确实也没没讲什么

1392
00:58:26,333 --> 00:58:27,266
啊山西不利

1393
00:58:27,266 --> 00:58:28,933
笑笑好久不见

1394
00:58:28,966 --> 00:58:30,066
欢迎动漫高手

1395
00:58:30,066 --> 00:58:30,866
哈喽哈喽

1396
00:58:31,100 --> 00:58:32,666
哎呀哎呀

1397
00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:34,100
主播主播

1398
00:58:34,100 --> 00:58:36,333
经历了惊心动魄的一个小时之后

1399
00:58:36,333 --> 00:58:39,066
感觉情绪终于终于稳定了一些

1400
00:58:39,066 --> 00:58:39,999
终于稳定了一些

1401
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:41,333
可以哈哈哈

1402
00:58:42,500 --> 00:58:45,100
可以微笑面对危险了啊

1403
00:58:45,100 --> 00:58:45,600
主播

1404
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:48,866
主播真是一个情绪很不稳定的人啊

1405
00:58:50,900 --> 00:58:52,266
一急一破防

1406
00:58:52,333 --> 00:58:54,499
一急眼就大喊大叫

1407
00:58:54,666 --> 00:58:56,933
一破防就又哭又闹

1408
00:58:57,900 --> 00:59:00,466
这样的主播到底是谁在看呢

1409
00:59:01,333 --> 00:59:03,866
算了好像这样的主播大家都喜欢看

1410
00:59:03,866 --> 00:59:06,999
情绪太稳定不适合当主播

1411
00:59:09,500 --> 00:59:12,933
本来生活里面就要天天情绪稳定

1412
00:59:12,933 --> 00:59:13,766
情绪稳定

1413
00:59:13,766 --> 00:59:19,066
稳定久了就没有情绪了啊

1414
00:59:20,700 --> 00:59:22,966
捕捉的每一个瞬间

1415
00:59:22,966 --> 00:59:24,933
都有话要讲

1416
00:59:25,733 --> 00:59:28,533
听照片悄悄话口

1417
00:59:28,700 --> 00:59:31,400
爸你是对我们紫萱有意见吗

1418
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:33,866
紫萱的情绪简直是完美啊

1419
00:59:33,866 --> 00:59:35,266
她情绪拉满了

1420
00:59:35,266 --> 00:59:37,866
哎呦她一开心大家都跟着开心

1421
00:59:37,866 --> 00:59:39,166
她一不开心啊

1422
00:59:39,166 --> 00:59:40,566
弹幕也别想好过

1423
00:59:41,333 --> 00:59:41,799
我觉得

1424
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:44,566
一个主播就应该有这样的感染力啊

1425
00:59:44,566 --> 00:59:46,466
你们有没有这样的感染力啊啊

1426
00:59:46,466 --> 00:59:48,366
不管他是快乐啊

1427
00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:52,400
悲伤难过生气还是唱歌呃

1428
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:53,533
心潮澎湃

1429
00:59:53,666 --> 00:59:55,899
他的情绪都能传递给你们

1430
00:59:55,933 --> 00:59:57,466
而米亚米亚在直播间

1431
00:59:57,466 --> 01:00:00,799
在这边破防啊破防来破防去的

1432
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:05,866
大家只会嘿嘿哈哈

1433
01:00:05,866 --> 01:00:08,599
你们都不会跟我一起悲伤的

1434
01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:10,366
你们都是很坏很坏的

1435
01:00:10,366 --> 01:00:11,266
耶耶人

1436
01:00:12,766 --> 01:00:14,333
你的毕业论文写的

1437
01:00:14,333 --> 01:00:16,766
还真是跟情绪稳定性有关的

1438
01:00:16,766 --> 01:00:17,533
我说实话

1439
01:00:17,533 --> 01:00:19,133
情绪稳定性这个东西

1440
01:00:19,133 --> 01:00:21,333
其实我很讨厌这个词啊

1441
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:25,366
就像是有人夸我就是说我会做饭

1442
01:00:25,366 --> 01:00:26,499
我很贤惠

1443
01:00:26,500 --> 01:00:27,900
我很顾家一样

1444
01:00:27,900 --> 01:00:31,966
我其实觉得这两种形容都都挺奇怪的

1445
01:00:32,466 --> 01:00:33,666
人之所以是人

1446
01:00:33,666 --> 01:00:35,299
人就会有情绪

1447
01:00:35,933 --> 01:00:37,999
那么你不能指望一个人

1448
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,766
他有非常强烈的友情爱情

1449
01:00:40,766 --> 01:00:41,899
江湖义气

1450
01:00:41,900 --> 01:00:44,800
然后或者说是就是造福的心啊

1451
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:45,266
或者说

1452
01:00:45,266 --> 01:00:48,199
那种很激烈的正面感情的情况下

1453
01:00:48,300 --> 01:00:51,000
那生气的时候就情绪很稳定

1454
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:52,566
没有这样的人啊

1455
01:00:53,133 --> 01:00:54,766
情绪如果稳定的话

1456
01:00:54,766 --> 01:00:56,999
那就说明他是稳定的

1457
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:59,733
不给你施加压力的同时也是稳定的

1458
01:00:59,733 --> 01:01:01,199
跟你关系也就那样

1459
01:01:02,733 --> 01:01:04,166
那怎么会这样呢

1460
01:01:04,166 --> 01:01:05,399
是吧那不会有

1461
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:08,466
就是又所谓的深爱你啊

1462
01:01:08,466 --> 01:01:12,199
然后这个跟你当什么铁杆兄弟好哥们

1463
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:14,533
愿意为你两肋插刀的这种人

1464
01:01:14,666 --> 01:01:15,766
然后同时

1465
01:01:15,766 --> 01:01:18,733
他的这个情绪就不会跟你产生负担

1466
01:01:18,733 --> 01:01:20,266
那不就相当于什么吗

1467
01:01:20,266 --> 01:01:21,566
相当于这个情绪稳定

1468
01:01:21,566 --> 01:01:24,133
一夸人高帽子一戴上去了

1469
01:01:24,466 --> 01:01:27,366
这不就变成了纯纯的利你吗

1470
01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:28,733
利你主义者

1471
01:01:29,100 --> 01:01:32,200
你喜欢你说我喜欢情绪稳定的人

1472
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:34,800
那你不就不就是喜欢什么

1473
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:36,333
喜欢那种啊

1474
01:01:36,333 --> 01:01:38,533
生气的时候不会给你带来麻烦

1475
01:01:38,533 --> 01:01:39,366
自己消化

1476
01:01:39,366 --> 01:01:40,966
然后你生气的时候

1477
01:01:41,066 --> 01:01:45,066
他还要不不厌其烦的去安慰你

1478
01:01:45,066 --> 01:01:45,799
去保护你

1479
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:47,533
去帮助你的这种人吗

1480
01:01:47,533 --> 01:01:49,933
那这种人怎么可能存在呢

1481
01:01:50,100 --> 01:01:50,600
对吧

1482
01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:53,800
那谁有义务去给你这么照顾你啊

1483
01:01:53,866 --> 01:01:55,933
谁有能力去这样子去讲呢

1484
01:01:55,933 --> 01:01:56,766
不会的

1485
01:01:57,766 --> 01:01:59,366
就不能像正弦波一样

1486
01:01:59,366 --> 01:02:00,766
绕着你若即若离吗

1487
01:02:00,766 --> 01:02:01,799
还挺浪漫

1488
01:02:03,166 --> 01:02:04,199
还挺浪漫

1489
01:02:05,366 --> 01:02:07,899
所以就是找找伴侣

1490
01:02:07,900 --> 01:02:10,533
所谓的要什么情绪稳定啊

1491
01:02:10,533 --> 01:02:14,599
呃我的评价是从来一眼都不看

1492
01:02:16,766 --> 01:02:20,333
我觉得这就是纯纯的扯啊

1493
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:21,500
纯纯的扯

1494
01:02:22,133 --> 01:02:24,766
真找到你所谓的情绪稳定的人

1495
01:02:24,766 --> 01:02:26,766
你又会说啊

1496
01:02:26,766 --> 01:02:29,599
他根本就不喜欢你啊

1497
01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:31,966
他根本是不是不喜欢我都发小说

1498
01:02:31,966 --> 01:02:33,933
哎他是不是不喜欢我呀

1499
01:02:33,933 --> 01:02:35,933
他平常对我都是淡淡的

1500
01:02:35,933 --> 01:02:38,599
然后啊这个上班的时候

1501
01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:41,700
哎呀不会怎么关心我啊我给他打电话

1502
01:02:41,700 --> 01:02:42,766
他说他在开会

1503
01:02:42,766 --> 01:02:46,733
很忙他是不是其实根本就不喜欢我呀

1504
01:02:46,733 --> 01:02:47,966
他对我来说就是

1505
01:02:47,966 --> 01:02:49,933
我对他是不是可有可无的

1506
01:02:49,933 --> 01:02:51,866
这就是情绪稳定的人啊

1507
01:02:51,866 --> 01:02:53,466
这不是你要的吗

1508
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:55,600
哎呀

1509
01:02:57,100 --> 01:02:58,200
正弦波是吧

1510
01:02:58,200 --> 01:02:59,766
你还是渐进现吧

1511
01:02:59,766 --> 01:03:01,999
无限接近但触及不到

1512
01:03:02,133 --> 01:03:03,699
放一首虚拟给你

1513
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:05,300
白做好也别当

1514
01:03:05,300 --> 01:03:06,133
白做好吗

1515
01:03:06,133 --> 01:03:08,366
别叫哈哈哈

1516
01:03:08,366 --> 01:03:10,799
我们这么多年的交情了

1517
01:03:11,100 --> 01:03:15,000
面对主播掉百件的大危机啊

1518
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:18,166
面对这样的大危机就没有想要

1519
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:22,100
有没有想要帮助主播一把

1520
01:03:22,100 --> 01:03:25,100
成为主播的大恩人的这种想法吧

1521
01:03:25,933 --> 01:03:28,666
这样接下来就是舔狗录像了

1522
01:03:29,666 --> 01:03:30,666
也不是吧

1523
01:03:33,900 --> 01:03:36,800
哎什么喜欢的时候贴贴

1524
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:39,000
不喜欢的时候一脚踹开

1525
01:03:39,066 --> 01:03:40,466
那这样的话其实还

1526
01:03:40,466 --> 01:03:42,499
蛮蛮让人伤心的

1527
01:03:44,866 --> 01:03:49,533
有谁能真的看得清楚要怎么走

1528
01:03:49,533 --> 01:03:51,066
未来的拼图

1529
01:03:51,066 --> 01:03:53,066
每天掉30个病假

1530
01:03:54,366 --> 01:03:56,166
明天就30个

1531
01:03:56,366 --> 01:03:58,366
现在你已经可以理解为

1532
01:03:58,366 --> 01:04:01,499
我们的摆件已经走到了尽头

1533
01:04:02,266 --> 01:04:04,666
啊我们终于来到一个句号

1534
01:04:04,866 --> 01:04:07,766
那不是想帮助但兜子里没米吗

1535
01:04:08,300 --> 01:04:11,166
你少创两次摩托车

1536
01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:12,966
注意一下安全

1537
01:04:13,266 --> 01:04:14,666
修车钱就够

1538
01:04:16,133 --> 01:04:17,733
少少创两次摩托车

1539
01:04:17,933 --> 01:04:19,066
小心小心

1540
01:04:19,066 --> 01:04:20,566
上路要安全啊

1541
01:04:21,466 --> 01:04:22,399
30个是啊

1542
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:24,066
明天就要30个人了

1543
01:04:25,700 --> 01:04:26,500
哎

1544
01:04:27,933 --> 01:04:29,533
那我揉揉脸吧

1545
01:04:30,366 --> 01:04:31,566
冷静一下

1546
01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:33,600
啊

1547
01:04:36,500 --> 01:04:39,333
怎么就剩100了啊

1548
01:04:39,333 --> 01:04:41,933
你问我我问谁呀

1549
01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:43,766
你问我

1550
01:04:44,866 --> 01:04:46,466
你们这些人好讨厌

1551
01:04:46,466 --> 01:04:49,533
怎么老戳人伤疤呢

1552
01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:53,733
还好我跳舞可跳

1553
01:04:56,333 --> 01:04:57,133
啊

1554
01:04:57,566 --> 01:04:59,299
明天是什么样不用去猜

1555
01:05:00,133 --> 01:05:01,666
可不不用去猜吗

1556
01:05:01,666 --> 01:05:02,533
明天是什么样

1557
01:05:02,533 --> 01:05:05,366
明天就有30个见证明天都是什么样

1558
01:05:06,566 --> 01:05:08,466
你把车先卖了给爹

1559
01:05:08,466 --> 01:05:09,666
保租见长

1560
01:05:09,666 --> 01:05:11,366
等日后再买回来

1561
01:05:13,466 --> 01:05:14,799
车我不了解啊

1562
01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:16,166
但是要是卖房的话

1563
01:05:16,166 --> 01:05:19,066
可能反而你保安见长还能赚点钱

1564
01:05:20,100 --> 01:05:21,100
我要让米颜

1565
01:05:21,100 --> 01:05:21,400
米亚

1566
01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:24,300
一直都拥有一个20级的精神液压人

1567
01:05:24,300 --> 01:05:25,566
好吧好吧

1568
01:05:25,566 --> 01:05:26,599
我同意了

1569
01:05:27,966 --> 01:05:29,599
谢谢你还提醒贝斯

1570
01:05:29,666 --> 01:05:31,099
很感谢你个逗

1571
01:05:42,133 --> 01:05:43,099
这个群生本

1572
01:05:43,100 --> 01:05:43,533
是的

1573
01:05:43,533 --> 01:05:46,666
心动盲盒的爱心抱枕和爱心抱枕

1574
01:05:46,666 --> 01:05:47,766
哦哦

1575
01:05:48,766 --> 01:05:49,999
重新定义

1576
01:05:50,100 --> 01:05:52,733
赚点钱哈哈哈哈

1577
01:05:53,366 --> 01:05:54,333
我想看看

1578
01:05:54,333 --> 01:05:57,399
失去百见的洁面小猫是什么样的

1579
01:05:57,400 --> 01:06:01,000
那就是无精打采的强颜欢笑的啊

1580
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:03,300
有人跟主播说说主播

1581
01:06:03,300 --> 01:06:05,933
你一点心里面都藏不住事啊

1582
01:06:05,966 --> 01:06:08,199
说那个什么说那个

1583
01:06:08,500 --> 01:06:11,333
你心里面一点都藏不住事啊

1584
01:06:11,333 --> 01:06:14,099
你以为你不太开心的时候

1585
01:06:14,100 --> 01:06:16,700
然后一点都不明显是吧

1586
01:06:16,700 --> 01:06:18,200
我说对啊我对啊

1587
01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:19,533
哪里明显了啊

1588
01:06:19,533 --> 01:06:21,966
对吧我在直播间还是一直在笑着

1589
01:06:21,966 --> 01:06:23,799
他说你知不知道你第一次压的时候

1590
01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:25,000
很恐怖啊

1591
01:06:25,733 --> 01:06:28,699
哈哈哈我说我没有我没有力气呀

1592
01:06:28,700 --> 01:06:30,300
我又没有我又没有

1593
01:06:30,300 --> 01:06:32,766
训人我都是笑着说话的

1594
01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:34,500
他说你笑着说话的时候

1595
01:06:34,500 --> 01:06:35,933
内心的重力感

1596
01:06:35,933 --> 01:06:37,933
环绕在你身边的黑气

1597
01:06:38,066 --> 01:06:40,399
已经萦绕在直播间上空的

1598
01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:43,166
肥胖的肥猫的阴影啊

1599
01:06:44,600 --> 01:06:46,400
嗯让情绪敏感的

1600
01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:49,200
探知能力敏感的人非常窒息

1601
01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:53,300
哈哈哈我说真的吗真的吗

1602
01:06:53,300 --> 01:06:56,266
我觉得我已经我已经很很努力了

1603
01:06:56,266 --> 01:06:57,999
是不是嗯

1604
01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:01,100
笑面猫没有没有

1605
01:07:01,100 --> 01:07:02,933
人都都不是这种压力

1606
01:07:02,933 --> 01:07:05,499
其实不是说就是给大家的

1607
01:07:05,500 --> 01:07:06,766
是给我自己的

1608
01:07:06,766 --> 01:07:10,133
然后就咩咩哈哈哈啊咩咩啊

1609
01:07:10,133 --> 01:07:12,399
你怎么摆件都保不住了

1610
01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:14,400
什么呀水瓶女不是这样的

1611
01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:17,300
你不要降低水瓶座底线好吗

1612
01:07:17,300 --> 01:07:18,100
猫猫猫咪

1613
01:07:18,866 --> 01:07:22,733
我这辈子暂时还不想走变焦

1614
01:07:22,966 --> 01:07:27,166
呃这个骂骂骂观众的路线就是有

1615
01:07:27,166 --> 01:07:29,266
以后有下辈子再说吧

1616
01:07:29,266 --> 01:07:32,133
这辈子我还是很很可爱的

1617
01:07:32,466 --> 01:07:34,899
年龄和阅历还没到那呢

1618
01:07:34,900 --> 01:07:37,466
等那个什么啊

1619
01:07:37,466 --> 01:07:40,333
谢谢白天发疯晚上发情

1620
01:07:40,500 --> 01:07:42,700
哈哈哈我操

1621
01:07:42,700 --> 01:07:46,266
爹在主播绵绵直播间续费的见长啊

1622
01:07:46,266 --> 01:07:48,899
今天是他陪伴主播的第四

1623
01:07:50,266 --> 01:07:52,966
四百五十一天哈哈哈

1624
01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:55,200
哎呀

1625
01:07:57,533 --> 01:08:00,499
我们这今天的加班我估计得欠着

1626
01:08:00,500 --> 01:08:03,400
要不然我就得当场下载幻兽帕鲁

1627
01:08:03,400 --> 01:08:04,900
开始跟大家玩

1628
01:08:05,266 --> 01:08:07,899
因为我今天下午也有课

1629
01:08:08,866 --> 01:08:12,133
我看一下我看一下看一下

1630
01:08:12,133 --> 01:08:13,866
这个欠了多久的加班

1631
01:08:13,866 --> 01:08:15,299
我们慢慢的欠着

1632
01:08:15,300 --> 01:08:17,366
好吧还差29完成目标

1633
01:08:17,366 --> 01:08:19,599
对还差29完成目标

1634
01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:22,533
我说什么容易喜形于色

1635
01:08:22,533 --> 01:08:24,466
不是水瓶座的样子啊

1636
01:08:24,500 --> 01:08:26,466
我就是喜形于色啊

1637
01:08:26,466 --> 01:08:27,933
啊我一开心的时候

1638
01:08:27,933 --> 01:08:30,666
身边就有什么踢啦踢啦

1639
01:08:31,466 --> 01:08:33,699
我一开心的时候就啊

1640
01:08:33,700 --> 01:08:36,466
那个表情藏都藏不住啊

1641
01:08:36,466 --> 01:08:38,599
但是我一伤心的时候哎呦

1642
01:08:39,500 --> 01:08:41,366
只能说是确实挺

1643
01:08:41,366 --> 01:08:42,966
那个的看来不缺我一个

1644
01:08:42,966 --> 01:08:44,166
哪里不缺你了

1645
01:08:44,166 --> 01:08:44,933
狂徒贼

1646
01:08:44,933 --> 01:08:47,933
你的存在对2899的爱真的很重要

1647
01:08:48,400 --> 01:08:52,366
我对你的需要犹如什么滔滔滔滔江水

1648
01:08:54,866 --> 01:08:57,066
稳不住稳不住

1649
01:08:57,066 --> 01:08:59,466
明天还有82就是好事

1650
01:08:59,533 --> 01:09:01,366
怎么感觉很久没看主播了

1651
01:09:01,366 --> 01:09:02,899
你前两天还来看我呢

1652
01:09:02,900 --> 01:09:03,933
你别以为我不知道

1653
01:09:03,933 --> 01:09:05,466
前两天你没发弹幕而已

1654
01:09:05,466 --> 01:09:06,666
我看到你了

1655
01:09:08,466 --> 01:09:09,733
小钢琴也掉了

1656
01:09:09,733 --> 01:09:11,166
你们都是好孩子

1657
01:09:12,933 --> 01:09:14,766
虽然掉价也是好孩子

1658
01:09:14,766 --> 01:09:17,599
但是但是能回来的话

1659
01:09:18,300 --> 01:09:24,566
主播会觉得嗯嗯是更好的孩子喂

1660
01:09:26,266 --> 01:09:26,999
真的假的

1661
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:27,966
真的真的

1662
01:09:27,966 --> 01:09:29,899
我看到了你这个名字

1663
01:09:29,966 --> 01:09:31,799
你起个离谱被当的名字

1664
01:09:31,800 --> 01:09:33,600
主播还能看不到你吗

1665
01:09:33,966 --> 01:09:36,799
我真服了你们起这种名字的人

1666
01:09:38,500 --> 01:09:41,933
明显被主播这种易拉罐狠狠飙进来说

1667
01:09:41,933 --> 01:09:42,866
灭了没

1668
01:09:42,866 --> 01:09:44,366
说了没没说

1669
01:09:44,366 --> 01:09:47,166
哈哈哈没说没有

1670
01:09:47,166 --> 01:09:48,599
晚上好玲珑啊

1671
01:09:49,166 --> 01:09:50,399
潘鲁好好玩

1672
01:09:51,466 --> 01:09:52,666
我还没买呢

1673
01:09:53,133 --> 01:09:55,466
你只能远远的守望着分包

1674
01:09:55,466 --> 01:09:56,899
能不能贴近一点

1675
01:09:58,300 --> 01:09:58,900
你不听话

1676
01:09:58,900 --> 01:10:00,600
我来贴近一点吧

1677
01:10:01,400 --> 01:10:03,766
我来我来贴近一点吧

1678
01:10:04,966 --> 01:10:06,199
看着我的眼睛

1679
01:10:06,200 --> 01:10:07,666
是什么颜色的

1680
01:10:07,766 --> 01:10:09,299
是蓝蓝紫紫的

1681
01:10:09,300 --> 01:10:10,366
看到了吗

1682
01:10:13,100 --> 01:10:15,400
你的健康米拿去买趴喽

1683
01:10:18,366 --> 01:10:20,599
不对吧那对吧

1684
01:10:21,200 --> 01:10:23,466
你的剑甲米打给米亚米亚

1685
01:10:23,666 --> 01:10:26,166
可能米亚米亚就会拿剑甲米去买帕鲁

1686
01:10:26,166 --> 01:10:28,999
你就可以跟米亚米亚一起玩帕鲁了

1687
01:10:30,933 --> 01:10:33,699
不过确实确实有可能是那什么

1688
01:10:33,700 --> 01:10:35,733
因为我不是把游戏账号卖了嘛

1689
01:10:35,733 --> 01:10:37,566
然后手里面的这个钱

1690
01:10:37,566 --> 01:10:40,266
一下子用于玩游戏的运算一下

1691
01:10:40,266 --> 01:10:41,099
多了一点

1692
01:10:41,200 --> 01:10:43,266
考虑一下今天买个帕罗会不会

1693
01:10:43,333 --> 01:10:46,399
会不会现在玩的话有点落伍了呀

1694
01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:49,100
主播上界送你带口水的饼干吧

1695
01:10:49,100 --> 01:10:49,733
你走错了

1696
01:10:49,733 --> 01:10:51,566
不是我这主播这个上总多

1697
01:10:51,566 --> 01:10:53,099
也不送带口水的饼干

1698
01:10:57,100 --> 01:10:57,933
上总督主播会

1699
01:10:57,933 --> 01:10:59,299
给你买个口水兜

1700
01:10:59,300 --> 01:11:01,933
然后让你自己自己流口水的问题

1701
01:11:02,900 --> 01:11:04,166
按照叔叔的倍率

1702
01:11:04,166 --> 01:11:05,866
两个舰长可以换一个派路

1703
01:11:05,866 --> 01:11:09,199
在家区的话是4个舰长换一个派路

1704
01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:10,133
好贵啊

1705
01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:12,466
主播怎么还有摆件

1706
01:11:12,466 --> 01:11:13,866
你们你们你们

1707
01:11:13,866 --> 01:11:17,399
说摆件掉了就给主播上件的

1708
01:11:17,566 --> 01:11:18,999
你们明天要记得来

1709
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:21,066
我明天还会直播的

1710
01:11:21,566 --> 01:11:23,333
你们明天要记得来

1711
01:11:25,133 --> 01:11:29,099
好吗可是店长前今晚要猛猛吃自助

1712
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:32,700
啊去吃饭啊

1713
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:36,566
好吧那你去吧

1714
01:11:36,566 --> 01:11:37,733
主播同意了

1715
01:11:37,733 --> 01:11:38,666
你去吧去吧

1716
01:11:38,666 --> 01:11:41,366
吃饭是重要的吃饭是重要的

1717
01:11:41,466 --> 01:11:43,499
多吃点吃点好吃的

1718
01:11:43,666 --> 01:11:46,999
别傻傻的像主播一样一去就狂喝饮料

1719
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:49,766
狂炫速冻小蛋糕啊啊

1720
01:11:49,766 --> 01:11:50,799
狂吃炒饭

1721
01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:52,700
盯着那个意面啊一直吃

1722
01:11:52,700 --> 01:11:53,733
哈哈哈

1723
01:11:54,700 --> 01:11:56,466
啥东西便宜吃啥呢

1724
01:11:56,466 --> 01:12:00,199
我怎么每次去吃自助之前要豪言壮语

1725
01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:01,166
今天要吃什么

1726
01:12:01,166 --> 01:12:01,966
什么什么

1727
01:12:03,200 --> 01:12:04,566
主播的这个消费水平

1728
01:12:04,566 --> 01:12:06,933
终究还是没有脱离那个吃自助

1729
01:12:06,933 --> 01:12:08,733
要吃回本的心态啊

1730
01:12:08,900 --> 01:12:11,200
确实是如果是限量一份的东西

1731
01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:12,966
或者说是限量几份的东西

1732
01:12:13,100 --> 01:12:14,733
不管我平常爱不爱吃这个

1733
01:12:14,733 --> 01:12:16,266
我都会点一下尝尝的

1734
01:12:16,266 --> 01:12:19,599
哈哈比较贵的实在还是会吃一吃的

1735
01:12:20,100 --> 01:12:20,900
啊

1736
01:12:21,900 --> 01:12:23,333
刚才还说明天要上课

1737
01:12:23,333 --> 01:12:24,266
我明天要播

1738
01:12:24,266 --> 01:12:26,599
但是我不是12点的时候播呀

1739
01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:27,900
我明天要播了

1740
01:12:27,900 --> 01:12:30,166
肯定是明天呃呃

1741
01:12:31,566 --> 01:12:32,533
嗯

1742
01:12:33,533 --> 01:12:37,899
加拿大时间的晚上吧

1743
01:12:42,666 --> 01:12:44,366
加拿大时间的晚上

1744
01:12:44,366 --> 01:12:47,133
明天加拿大时间的晚上

1745
01:12:47,400 --> 01:12:48,200
对

1746
01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:51,166
就我我不知道你们是几点啊

1747
01:12:51,166 --> 01:12:53,266
有时候涮着涮着好晕啊

1748
01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:55,400
就挑贵的吃

1749
01:12:56,766 --> 01:12:59,533
关键好多东西贵的我不爱吃哎

1750
01:12:59,533 --> 01:13:01,866
就惦记那个合成肉怎么办

1751
01:13:01,866 --> 01:13:02,766
哈哈

1752
01:13:03,533 --> 01:13:06,899
啊吃火锅就惦记我那个淀粉丸子啊

1753
01:13:06,900 --> 01:13:08,266
惦记我那个合成肉

1754
01:13:08,266 --> 01:13:10,966
惦记我那个龙口粉丝啊啊

1755
01:13:10,966 --> 01:13:13,366
吃点吃点东西全吃肉

1756
01:13:13,366 --> 01:13:14,599
好难受啊

1757
01:13:14,600 --> 01:13:15,766
不舒服啊

1758
01:13:15,766 --> 01:13:17,599
尤其是吃那个什么的时候

1759
01:13:17,600 --> 01:13:19,700
寿喜烧自助的时候啊

1760
01:13:19,700 --> 01:13:21,466
盯着我那个点心吃

1761
01:13:22,933 --> 01:13:24,999
我都拿我自己没什么办法

1762
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:26,000
但是哎呦

1763
01:13:26,100 --> 01:13:28,900
他对我有超乎寻常的诱惑力

1764
01:13:28,900 --> 01:13:32,000
就像你把一盆猫薄荷放在猫前面

1765
01:13:32,066 --> 01:13:33,999
那猫抵抗不了这个的

1766
01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:37,766
我们小猫我们小猫抵抗不了这个

1767
01:13:37,766 --> 01:13:39,666
天天惦记那个小蛋糕

1768
01:13:39,666 --> 01:13:42,866
那是呀那是不是有早播了对

1769
01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:49,133
嗯定个小目标

1770
01:13:49,133 --> 01:13:50,799
吃刺身吃到痛风

1771
01:13:50,866 --> 01:13:52,499
也也不要这样吧

1772
01:13:52,500 --> 01:13:55,133
啊对尤其是很多贵价的自助

1773
01:13:55,133 --> 01:13:56,966
他就会送刺身吗

1774
01:13:56,966 --> 01:13:59,899
或者是他的增项就是刺身

1775
01:14:00,066 --> 01:14:02,899
但是我不行我一点刺身都吃不了

1776
01:14:02,900 --> 01:14:04,133
我除了甜虾

1777
01:14:04,766 --> 01:14:08,099
我除了甜虾之外几乎不吃什么刺身

1778
01:14:08,100 --> 01:14:12,666
如果说玉子烧刺身也算刺身的话

1779
01:14:14,100 --> 01:14:14,366
哈哈哈

1780
01:14:14,366 --> 01:14:18,099
如果说玉子烧刺身的话也算刺身那

1781
01:14:18,100 --> 01:14:21,200
那我是吃的我吃的东西

1782
01:14:21,200 --> 01:14:25,200
要么就是什么淀粉蟹柳哈哈哈

1783
01:14:25,200 --> 01:14:27,000
啊主播这个快别说话了

1784
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:29,566
给我们吃自助人丢人天呐

1785
01:14:31,300 --> 01:14:33,400
以后开耶耶人自助转

1786
01:14:33,400 --> 01:14:34,900
米呀米呀这米

1787
01:14:35,066 --> 01:14:37,733
甜虾能吃的话而且味道也不错

1788
01:14:37,733 --> 01:14:40,466
主要甜虾的看起来是是什么

1789
01:14:40,466 --> 01:14:42,133
我不知道它是不是生的

1790
01:14:42,166 --> 01:14:44,299
但它看起来是红色的哎

1791
01:14:44,500 --> 01:14:46,900
就是给我一种它熟了的感觉

1792
01:14:47,466 --> 01:14:48,699
什么三文鱼

1793
01:14:48,700 --> 01:14:51,900
吞拿鱼啊什么什么之类的

1794
01:14:51,900 --> 01:14:53,466
这个系列的鱼呀

1795
01:14:53,466 --> 01:14:55,966
然后更贵一点的什么我都不吃

1796
01:14:55,966 --> 01:14:56,999
完全不吃

1797
01:14:59,133 --> 01:15:00,499
很多海鲜都不吃

1798
01:15:00,500 --> 01:15:02,133
说实话我不知道大家

1799
01:15:02,166 --> 01:15:04,366
大家有没有喜欢吃海鲜的

1800
01:15:04,366 --> 01:15:06,933
能不能在主播直播间扣个一啊

1801
01:15:08,200 --> 01:15:09,900
让我看看人多不多啊

1802
01:15:09,900 --> 01:15:12,733
然后你决定一下接下来的话该不该说

1803
01:15:17,200 --> 01:15:17,900
他怎么说

1804
01:15:17,900 --> 01:15:18,933
你要这么想

1805
01:15:19,300 --> 01:15:22,533
人类科技的发展就是为了什么呢

1806
01:15:23,366 --> 01:15:26,266
啊金枪鱼就是吞拿鱼吗哎

1807
01:15:28,933 --> 01:15:29,733
哎

1808
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:31,800
谢

1809
01:15:34,366 --> 01:15:35,299
谢你

1810
01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:37,066
这是我

1811
01:15:37,133 --> 01:15:41,966
这是我一辈子第一次知道这件事哦

1812
01:15:44,200 --> 01:15:46,100
我还没到这么补的年纪

1813
01:15:46,100 --> 01:15:47,066
不是大家

1814
01:15:47,066 --> 01:15:49,366
这海参这个东西我我不知道口感怎么

1815
01:15:49,366 --> 01:15:50,466
你怎么是白吃了

1816
01:15:50,466 --> 01:15:51,466
你快回来吧

1817
01:15:51,466 --> 01:15:52,899
韭菜哈哈

1818
01:15:53,300 --> 01:15:57,533
哎呀依稀记得眼泪莫名在流淌

1819
01:15:58,466 --> 01:16:00,799
甜虾会甜是因为它开始自分解

1820
01:16:00,800 --> 01:16:02,133
我不想知道这个

1821
01:16:02,133 --> 01:16:03,166
那为了报复你

1822
01:16:03,166 --> 01:16:05,299
我还说一下我对海参的看法吧

1823
01:16:05,300 --> 01:16:07,100
我觉得海参长得很像

1824
01:16:07,266 --> 01:16:09,566
充满了小刺的那个粑粑

1825
01:16:09,566 --> 01:16:10,999
我不知道为什么

1826
01:16:15,066 --> 01:16:20,866
啊为什么我觉得海参长得很很寂寞

1827
01:16:20,933 --> 01:16:23,666
所以从来都没有试图去吃过它

1828
01:16:24,533 --> 01:16:26,499
它长得好奇怪啊

1829
01:16:28,566 --> 01:16:30,199
他说不出啥口感

1830
01:16:31,266 --> 01:16:33,366
就主要很贵的那种东西

1831
01:16:33,366 --> 01:16:35,599
早些年我记得鲍鱼也蛮贵的吧

1832
01:16:35,866 --> 01:16:38,266
呃早些年的鲍鱼也不便宜

1833
01:16:39,100 --> 01:16:40,300
快给海参道歉

1834
01:16:40,300 --> 01:16:42,533
但是他长得真的很像啊

1835
01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:45,966
我今天看了那个迪士尼婚宴

1836
01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:48,533
上海迪士尼婚宴给我看的

1837
01:16:48,700 --> 01:16:51,666
呃给我看的特别特别的

1838
01:16:51,733 --> 01:16:52,733
怎么说呢

1839
01:16:52,733 --> 01:16:54,599
那个博主还配了几张图

1840
01:16:55,133 --> 01:16:57,599
他那一桌多少钱啊

1841
01:16:57,600 --> 01:16:58,933
15桌起定

1842
01:16:58,933 --> 01:17:02,299
一桌要19,999

1843
01:17:02,300 --> 01:17:05,100
我心想主播几辈子没结过婚

1844
01:17:05,300 --> 01:17:07,000
原来现代社会的婚宴

1845
01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:08,733
一桌也就2万起步了吗

1846
01:17:08,733 --> 01:17:09,999
我倒要看看你吃什么

1847
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:11,500
天仙哈哈哈

1848
01:17:11,500 --> 01:17:14,400
我就翻到他那个菜单那边啊

1849
01:17:14,966 --> 01:17:20,533
看到他那个每个人什么啊一份海参

1850
01:17:20,533 --> 01:17:22,933
然后一个什么覆盆子点心

1851
01:17:23,166 --> 01:17:25,166
然后一只小青龙

1852
01:17:25,500 --> 01:17:30,566
还有什么什么什么奇想妙趣炒油麦菜

1853
01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:36,866
还有什么豪皇风味深海炒面

1854
01:17:36,866 --> 01:17:39,066
就是类似于这种拉满tag的

1855
01:17:39,066 --> 01:17:39,799
我心想

1856
01:17:39,800 --> 01:17:43,666
这个豪皇风味什么深海什么什么面

1857
01:17:43,866 --> 01:17:46,299
是不是赢多拉面啊

1858
01:17:46,300 --> 01:17:47,966
是不是出钱一丁啊

1859
01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:49,800
但是我不好意思问啊

1860
01:17:50,066 --> 01:17:53,333
听起来很像出钱一丁海鲜拉面口味啊

1861
01:17:53,333 --> 01:17:54,133
呃呃

1862
01:17:55,566 --> 01:17:56,966
金枪鱼的英文推拿

1863
01:17:56,966 --> 01:18:00,266
衍生着古希腊语的中世纪拉丁语格式

1864
01:18:00,266 --> 01:18:02,133
你是不是GBD啊

1865
01:18:02,166 --> 01:18:02,966
库鲁玛

1866
01:18:03,733 --> 01:18:05,566
你说话怎么这么专业

1867
01:18:05,566 --> 01:18:07,799
海参泡发吃起来像魔芋

1868
01:18:08,066 --> 01:18:09,499
那那个那个什么

1869
01:18:09,500 --> 01:18:10,166
哇谢谢

1870
01:18:10,166 --> 01:18:11,599
请叫我秋秋医生

1871
01:18:11,600 --> 01:18:12,733
费的舰长

1872
01:18:12,733 --> 01:18:13,666
卧槽我爹

1873
01:18:13,666 --> 01:18:14,866
感谢支持

1874
01:18:14,866 --> 01:18:16,399
获得你奥利奥多

1875
01:18:16,800 --> 01:18:19,066
今天是他陪伴主播的第31天

1876
01:18:19,066 --> 01:18:21,499
谢谢你是为了主播的见长6天

1877
01:18:21,800 --> 01:18:23,000
感谢感谢

1878
01:18:23,333 --> 01:18:25,066
我操厚道

1879
01:18:25,066 --> 01:18:27,499
你爱丽巴豆啊

1880
01:18:27,500 --> 01:18:29,200
海参吃起来像魔芋

1881
01:18:29,200 --> 01:18:31,100
鱼翅吃起来像粉丝

1882
01:18:31,500 --> 01:18:34,466
然后那个怎么说呢

1883
01:18:34,766 --> 01:18:37,166
还有燕窝吃起来像那个

1884
01:18:37,166 --> 01:18:38,199
那个银耳

1885
01:18:39,266 --> 01:18:41,066
怎么都有平替啊

1886
01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:43,266
因为海参很贵

1887
01:18:43,266 --> 01:18:44,933
所以大脑告诉自己很好吃

1888
01:18:44,933 --> 01:18:46,366
但是他长得很丑哎

1889
01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:48,300
长得不好看

1890
01:18:48,733 --> 01:18:49,699
一桌2万

1891
01:18:49,700 --> 01:18:51,000
什么家庭吃这个啊

1892
01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:53,500
主要是可以在迪士尼里面结婚

1893
01:18:53,500 --> 01:18:56,166
然后还送那个迪士尼的司仪啊

1894
01:18:56,333 --> 01:18:58,699
就只能说看那个菜给我整笑了

1895
01:18:58,700 --> 01:18:59,466
你知道什么吗

1896
01:18:59,466 --> 01:19:00,966
就是他那个海参

1897
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:03,466
每个人不是一小碗然后带汤吗

1898
01:19:03,733 --> 01:19:06,166
除了海参本身跟清汤之外

1899
01:19:06,266 --> 01:19:07,099
他还送了一个

1900
01:19:07,100 --> 01:19:09,400
看起来像是鸡蛋打出来的

1901
01:19:09,400 --> 01:19:12,900
一个非常小的放在勺子里面的米奇头

1902
01:19:13,800 --> 01:19:14,300
哈哈哈对

1903
01:19:14,300 --> 01:19:16,066
就在那个海参汤碗里面

1904
01:19:16,066 --> 01:19:17,599
自带了一个米奇头啊

1905
01:19:17,600 --> 01:19:21,966
我心想这一桌子有1,999是食材的钱

1906
01:19:21,966 --> 01:19:25,099
有9,999是肆意和场地费啊

1907
01:19:25,100 --> 01:19:26,733
剩下的这个1万

1908
01:19:26,733 --> 01:19:29,599
全都是给迪士尼买商标的钱吧

1909
01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:33,766
他那个菜里面都带商标的

1910
01:19:33,866 --> 01:19:34,666
哎呦

1911
01:19:35,733 --> 01:19:37,866
确实是别样的体验了

1912
01:19:37,866 --> 01:19:39,599
已经是到今年5月了

1913
01:19:39,600 --> 01:19:41,533
谢谢你赶紧扣波波

1914
01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:44,866
要当好贵的白字

1915
01:19:44,866 --> 01:19:46,866
不要当好贵的白字

1916
01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:49,800
我不要当高贵的白字

1917
01:19:50,566 --> 01:19:51,966
可以指定一桌吗

1918
01:19:51,966 --> 01:19:53,466
不行的不行的

1919
01:19:53,533 --> 01:19:56,733
为什么怎么有人结婚只请一桌人啊

1920
01:19:56,733 --> 01:19:58,199
这一桌就6个人

1921
01:19:59,000 --> 01:19:59,800
哎

1922
01:20:00,933 --> 01:20:02,366
那你自己吃饭

1923
01:20:02,400 --> 01:20:03,900
咱的新娘吃饭

1924
01:20:03,933 --> 01:20:05,199
你的爸爸吃饭

1925
01:20:05,200 --> 01:20:06,333
你妈妈吃饭

1926
01:20:06,333 --> 01:20:07,766
新娘的爸爸妈妈吃饭

1927
01:20:07,766 --> 01:20:09,333
这6块钱就够了呀

1928
01:20:10,366 --> 01:20:11,966
那为什么不关起

1929
01:20:11,966 --> 01:20:14,533
关起门来在家里面吃一顿啊

1930
01:20:14,533 --> 01:20:17,099
啊等下给大家找找那个菜单啊

1931
01:20:17,266 --> 01:20:20,899
我真觉得就是语言是充满了艺术的

1932
01:20:21,500 --> 01:20:25,100
他那个菜单写的巨巨巨巨巨巨潮

1933
01:20:25,300 --> 01:20:26,566
让我来看一看

1934
01:20:31,333 --> 01:20:33,399
说一下迪士尼婚宴啊

1935
01:20:33,400 --> 01:20:34,333
让我看看

1936
01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:36,866
真的昨天

1937
01:20:36,866 --> 01:20:37,599
昨天给我

1938
01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:39,300
本来我都要睡着了

1939
01:20:39,300 --> 01:20:41,766
然后看到这个给我吓醒了

1940
01:20:47,266 --> 01:20:51,533
啊他有一个什么黄油芝士伊面

1941
01:20:51,533 --> 01:20:53,166
烧波士顿龙虾

1942
01:20:53,166 --> 01:20:55,899
他这个芝士伊面是不是就是三鲜伊面

1943
01:20:55,900 --> 01:20:58,000
啊就是就是那个那个什么

1944
01:20:59,733 --> 01:21:05,366
还有什么古法姜葱豉油笋壳鱼佐云吞

1945
01:21:05,366 --> 01:21:06,666
就是一碗馄饨

1946
01:21:07,466 --> 01:21:07,999
哈哈哈

1947
01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:11,700
我第一次知道什么就是对于这个菜啊

1948
01:21:11,700 --> 01:21:13,933
对于这个菜的理解

1949
01:21:14,400 --> 01:21:16,500
主播不但没吃过

1950
01:21:16,500 --> 01:21:18,600
甚至在读菜单的时候

1951
01:21:18,600 --> 01:21:21,166
不知道在哪里断句

1952
01:21:21,966 --> 01:21:24,566
因为昨天看到的那个版本的菜单

1953
01:21:24,566 --> 01:21:26,566
有一个什么奇想

1954
01:21:26,566 --> 01:21:30,533
风味鸡头米佐高汤饭

1955
01:21:30,533 --> 01:21:32,933
我当时在想米佐高汤饭是什么

1956
01:21:32,933 --> 01:21:33,733
后来我搜了一下

1957
01:21:33,733 --> 01:21:35,266
有种米叫鸡头米

1958
01:21:37,600 --> 01:21:38,166
所以说

1959
01:21:38,166 --> 01:21:41,799
不但你缺失的这块这个贵族树呀

1960
01:21:41,800 --> 01:21:44,466
不但是你不知道这些东西是个啥味

1961
01:21:44,466 --> 01:21:47,199
而且你读菜单都不知道从哪拽

1962
01:21:49,400 --> 01:21:52,733
感觉主播主播真是纯属的暴露了

1963
01:21:52,733 --> 01:21:53,533
哎呀

1964
01:21:55,733 --> 01:21:57,299
米左鸡头米

1965
01:21:57,333 --> 01:21:58,199
鸡头米

1966
01:21:59,000 --> 01:22:00,466
有没有虾头米

1967
01:22:00,566 --> 01:22:01,766
应该没有吧

1968
01:22:02,200 --> 01:22:05,300
我才知道鸡头米是一种食材啊

1969
01:22:05,966 --> 01:22:06,766
哎呦

1970
01:22:12,300 --> 01:22:14,066
哎他会送你什么

1971
01:22:14,066 --> 01:22:14,999
各种各样的

1972
01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:17,366
这个就是把那个玲娜贝儿叫出来

1973
01:22:17,366 --> 01:22:19,666
给你跳舞什么的哎呦

1974
01:22:21,733 --> 01:22:25,733
对他那个蟹粉鸡头米清炒河虾仁

1975
01:22:25,733 --> 01:22:29,133
我在想什么是蟹粉鸡头米

1976
01:22:29,533 --> 01:22:31,499
清炒河虾仁

1977
01:22:31,866 --> 01:22:33,099
就没有没有想

1978
01:22:33,100 --> 01:22:34,066
过这个东西啊

1979
01:22:34,066 --> 01:22:35,099
鸡头米应该挺常见

1980
01:22:35,100 --> 01:22:36,000
我没吃过

1981
01:22:37,366 --> 01:22:38,499
我没吃过

1982
01:22:38,500 --> 01:22:41,333
主播吃过的东西确实不太多啊啊

1983
01:22:41,333 --> 01:22:45,133
我说的那个叫豪皇海鲜伊腐面

1984
01:22:45,133 --> 01:22:46,766
左火腿脆片

1985
01:22:47,400 --> 01:22:49,733
然后当时脑子里面脑补出来的

1986
01:22:49,733 --> 01:22:51,866
就是那个三鲜伊面

1987
01:22:52,800 --> 01:22:54,933
或者是那个银多捞面啊

1988
01:22:54,933 --> 01:22:56,699
然后泡熟了之后

1989
01:22:57,066 --> 01:23:00,933
切切两片火腿放在里面的那个样子

1990
01:23:02,600 --> 01:23:05,700
脑补出来的样子不是很尽人意

1991
01:23:06,166 --> 01:23:10,366
呃然后那个米老鼠的logo的那个

1992
01:23:10,366 --> 01:23:12,299
那个我就不给大家贴了

1993
01:23:12,300 --> 01:23:13,266
因为我贴出来

1994
01:23:13,266 --> 01:23:15,299
我怕那个被那个什么警告

1995
01:23:15,300 --> 01:23:16,500
应该我不能用的

1996
01:23:16,500 --> 01:23:18,400
但是大家可以去搜一下

1997
01:23:18,733 --> 01:23:21,166
就是迪士尼婚宴的那个海参

1998
01:23:21,533 --> 01:23:24,099
是不是就会像我一样觉得很搞笑

1999
01:23:25,266 --> 01:23:26,666
有猫头米吗

2000
01:23:26,666 --> 01:23:29,533
猫猫是大家的头号好后米

2001
01:23:29,533 --> 01:23:30,966
简称猫头米

2002
01:23:30,966 --> 01:23:31,966
这样可以吗

2003
01:23:34,133 --> 01:23:36,533
不鸡头米是长什么样子的

2004
01:23:38,866 --> 01:23:41,933
主要大家要理解到主播是北方人啊

2005
01:23:41,933 --> 01:23:45,199
北方人的那个什么北方人的这个

2006
01:23:45,200 --> 01:23:48,000
对于常见食材的定义跟大家不一样

2007
01:23:48,766 --> 01:23:49,799
呃比如说

2008
01:23:49,800 --> 01:23:52,166
我一直以为有一个东西是挺常见的

2009
01:23:52,166 --> 01:23:53,899
你们吃过榛蘑吗

2010
01:23:53,900 --> 01:23:55,733
榛是那个榛子的榛

2011
01:23:56,000 --> 01:23:58,100
然后蘑就是正常蘑菇的蘑

2012
01:23:58,100 --> 01:24:00,100
你们有没有吃过榛蘑干啊

2013
01:24:00,400 --> 01:24:03,100
这个东西在我这个过去

2014
01:24:03,100 --> 01:24:04,000
我一直都认为

2015
01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:06,566
它是非常非常常见的一种食材

2016
01:24:06,666 --> 01:24:08,533
后来我发现就出了国也好

2017
01:24:08,533 --> 01:24:09,966
要去南方住也好

2018
01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:11,666
买不到这个东西啊

2019
01:24:11,666 --> 01:24:14,099
超市里面的都是什么干香菇干

2020
01:24:14,100 --> 01:24:16,300
花菇干什么木耳干啊

2021
01:24:16,300 --> 01:24:16,900
然后之类

2022
01:24:16,900 --> 01:24:19,533
就买不到这个榛蘑干的这个东西

2023
01:24:19,866 --> 01:24:20,799
我才发现它

2024
01:24:20,800 --> 01:24:24,000
它是就是北方比较限定的一种食材啊

2025
01:24:25,333 --> 01:24:26,599
100块的菜

2026
01:24:26,600 --> 01:24:28,800
菜名在20差不多吧

2027
01:24:31,900 --> 01:24:32,966
榛蘑是这个啊

2028
01:24:32,966 --> 01:24:33,866
不是榛蘑

2029
01:24:33,866 --> 01:24:34,933
你不服气

2030
01:24:34,933 --> 01:24:37,099
哈哈哈不是榛蘑

2031
01:24:37,100 --> 01:24:37,900
你不服气

2032
01:24:37,900 --> 01:24:41,700
是这个榛子的榛不对哦

2033
01:24:43,800 --> 01:24:45,266
名字不取得有点新意

2034
01:24:45,266 --> 01:24:46,899
都吸引不了顾客了

2035
01:24:46,900 --> 01:24:49,766
就那个国内啊比较火的奶茶店

2036
01:24:49,766 --> 01:24:51,499
那个跟甄嬛传联名

2037
01:24:51,700 --> 01:24:54,800
把那个紫苏桃子汁加上一片枫叶

2038
01:24:55,066 --> 01:24:56,199
卖38块钱

2039
01:24:56,200 --> 01:24:58,100
起名叫苏培盛的那家店吗

2040
01:24:58,100 --> 01:25:02,500
哈哈哈榛蘑啊

2041
01:25:02,500 --> 01:25:04,666
你们如果喜欢吃蘑菇

2042
01:25:04,666 --> 01:25:06,766
或者喜欢吃炖菜的话

2043
01:25:06,866 --> 01:25:09,299
一定一定不要错过榛蘑

2044
01:25:09,366 --> 01:25:11,766
榛蘑干非常非常的好吃

2045
01:25:21,333 --> 01:25:22,766
对不起就回去了

2046
01:25:32,366 --> 01:25:33,966
会自动比起来呢

2047
01:25:34,666 --> 01:25:35,933
各有各的好吧

2048
01:25:35,933 --> 01:25:36,799
各有各的好

2049
01:25:36,800 --> 01:25:37,900
我有吃过

2050
01:25:40,133 --> 01:25:42,733
我觉得啊这个在念中吧

2051
01:25:42,733 --> 01:25:45,266
对不起但我知道你说的是什么

2052
01:25:45,266 --> 01:25:48,066
我只是和鸳鸯比呢

2053
01:25:48,066 --> 01:25:49,166
这怎么能跟我比啊

2054
01:25:49,166 --> 01:25:52,766
我是人他是蘑菇哈哈哈

2055
01:25:53,600 --> 01:25:55,866
啊算了我是猫他是蘑菇

2056
01:25:55,866 --> 01:25:57,566
我吃了不会躺板板的

2057
01:25:57,566 --> 01:25:59,599
不对吧我不能吃啊

2058
01:26:01,700 --> 01:26:03,566
啊他叫鸡虫对不起

2059
01:26:07,933 --> 01:26:09,099
我是龙啊

2060
01:26:09,100 --> 01:26:10,200
龙是不能吃的

2061
01:26:10,200 --> 01:26:10,900
你是什么

2062
01:26:10,900 --> 01:26:12,566
狂人日记的作者吗

2063
01:26:14,900 --> 01:26:15,700
怎么说呢

2064
01:26:15,700 --> 01:26:18,300
就是带有加强滤镜的情况下我觉得

2065
01:26:18,300 --> 01:26:19,933
我觉得还是蛮好吃的

2066
01:26:19,933 --> 01:26:22,266
还有那个竹荪鸡翅挺好吃的

2067
01:26:23,300 --> 01:26:25,966
那竹笋好贵啊竹笋好贵

2068
01:26:26,100 --> 01:26:28,566
上次在那个火锅店吃到了之后

2069
01:26:29,366 --> 01:26:31,266
还是在江大这边的火锅店

2070
01:26:31,266 --> 01:26:35,133
吃到了之后觉得觉得真的蛮香的啊

2071
01:26:35,133 --> 01:26:35,866
去超市的时候

2072
01:26:35,866 --> 01:26:37,666
就留意一下有没有卖这个干

2073
01:26:37,666 --> 01:26:38,599
想着回家吃

2074
01:26:38,600 --> 01:26:42,266
结果我一看那一包一点点要20多刀

2075
01:26:42,266 --> 01:26:43,499
我一下哦

2076
01:26:43,566 --> 01:26:44,933
然后就感觉还是算了

2077
01:26:44,933 --> 01:26:46,066
不是猫猫嘛

2078
01:26:47,133 --> 01:26:48,799
好担心妮可

2079
01:26:53,200 --> 01:26:55,166
感觉还是蒸馍好吃一点

2080
01:26:55,166 --> 01:26:55,399
主要

2081
01:26:55,400 --> 01:26:58,966
可能他们用来做菜的用途不太一样吧

2082
01:26:59,500 --> 01:27:00,166
自从这个

2083
01:27:00,166 --> 01:27:03,166
我记得我第一次吃他是吃火锅

2084
01:27:04,100 --> 01:27:05,966
吃火锅的时候吃到的

2085
01:27:07,266 --> 01:27:08,799
可以生吃吗

2086
01:27:09,100 --> 01:27:11,500
哦这玩意还能生吃啊天呐

2087
01:27:12,933 --> 01:27:13,866
这么厉害

2088
01:27:14,200 --> 01:27:15,666
竹荪确实好吃

2089
01:27:15,800 --> 01:27:16,500
但竹荪

2090
01:27:16,500 --> 01:27:19,566
据说很白的那种都是拿硫磺熏的

2091
01:27:19,566 --> 01:27:21,466
虽然从小到大吃的那个

2092
01:27:21,900 --> 01:27:25,400
硫磺好像也不少

2093
01:27:26,333 --> 01:27:28,933
好像吃了很多硫磺熏的东西啊啊

2094
01:27:28,933 --> 01:27:30,666
就说金针菇也是硫磺熏的

2095
01:27:30,666 --> 01:27:32,966
反正只要是从黄的变白的东西

2096
01:27:33,200 --> 01:27:35,766
除了牙之外都是硫磺熏的

2097
01:27:35,766 --> 01:27:38,199
牙膏能把鞋啊什么什么

2098
01:27:38,333 --> 01:27:40,899
还有一些塑料的东西啊之类的

2099
01:27:40,900 --> 01:27:41,866
全都能刷白

2100
01:27:41,866 --> 01:27:42,966
只有牙刷不白

2101
01:27:44,866 --> 01:27:46,199
很奇怪耶

2102
01:27:46,266 --> 01:27:47,866
煮鸡汤好吃

2103
01:27:48,133 --> 01:27:51,466
蘑菇跟鸡汤简直就是绝配

2104
01:27:51,733 --> 01:27:53,133
太香了啊

2105
01:27:53,133 --> 01:27:53,933
不行好饿

2106
01:27:53,933 --> 01:27:56,399
我还没还没吃中饭呢

2107
01:27:56,500 --> 01:27:57,666
还没吃中饭呢

2108
01:27:57,666 --> 01:27:59,799
不行不能再聊这个话题了

2109
01:28:01,766 --> 01:28:03,599
太太那个了

2110
01:28:05,300 --> 01:28:06,566
太折磨了

2111
01:28:08,800 --> 01:28:11,566
我发现冬天的时候就总是饿

2112
01:28:11,766 --> 01:28:13,999
为什么感觉像吃不饱一样

2113
01:28:14,166 --> 01:28:15,866
小鸡炖蘑菇真的香

2114
01:28:15,866 --> 01:28:17,766
这个蘑菇不能是别人的蘑菇

2115
01:28:17,766 --> 01:28:21,099
这个蘑菇必须得是蒸蘑菇才有那个味

2116
01:28:21,100 --> 01:28:23,100
并且还得加啊

2117
01:28:23,100 --> 01:28:26,133
自制的红薯粉条才有那个味啊

2118
01:28:26,966 --> 01:28:28,166
你起码有中饭

2119
01:28:28,166 --> 01:28:30,499
我中饭要自己做的呀

2120
01:28:30,500 --> 01:28:32,400
我下班还要做饭

2121
01:28:34,566 --> 01:28:36,566
是否在寻找小鸡炖蘑菇

2122
01:28:36,566 --> 01:28:38,733
我来了这边吃的小鸡炖蘑菇

2123
01:28:38,733 --> 01:28:40,966
一个个用香菇用花菇

2124
01:28:40,966 --> 01:28:42,333
甚至用什么平菇

2125
01:28:42,333 --> 01:28:44,099
用那个白蘑菇糊弄我

2126
01:28:44,100 --> 01:28:44,933
给我气的

2127
01:28:44,933 --> 01:28:45,766
哎呀不行

2128
01:28:47,666 --> 01:28:48,999
你咋这么自私啊

2129
01:28:49,000 --> 01:28:51,000
我们总不能快点吃夜宵

2130
01:28:51,000 --> 01:28:53,200
你们一天三顿饭已经吃完了

2131
01:28:53,200 --> 01:28:54,800
你们该吃的都吃过了

2132
01:28:54,800 --> 01:28:56,400
主播早饭还没吃呢

2133
01:28:57,333 --> 01:28:58,133
哼

2134
01:28:58,500 --> 01:29:00,100
因为早饭还没吃

2135
01:29:00,166 --> 01:29:02,466
然后午饭还不让人吃

2136
01:29:02,733 --> 01:29:06,099
晚上被救护车拉走了怎么办呀

2137
01:29:06,500 --> 01:29:07,933
你是还没吃午饭

2138
01:29:07,933 --> 01:29:09,199
抠门更半夜

2139
01:29:09,200 --> 01:29:10,366
那倒有人说

2140
01:29:10,933 --> 01:29:13,599
那那那我们正好都不讨论这个了

2141
01:29:13,600 --> 01:29:16,333
或者主播给你们一个吃夜宵的机会

2142
01:29:16,333 --> 01:29:17,199
怎么样啊

2143
01:29:18,100 --> 01:29:19,300
山芋粉不错

2144
01:29:19,300 --> 01:29:20,266
山芋粉是什么

2145
01:29:20,266 --> 01:29:21,366
你说那个

2146
01:29:21,666 --> 01:29:23,166
呃像那个

2147
01:29:23,166 --> 01:29:25,499
那个大拌菜里边那

2148
01:29:25,500 --> 01:29:27,933
个长得像塑胶跑道一样的东西吗

2149
01:29:28,400 --> 01:29:29,366
不会是那个吧

2150
01:29:29,366 --> 01:29:31,566
我感觉那个粉很难吃哎

2151
01:29:31,566 --> 01:29:34,099
就是它嚼起来像在吃塑料一样

2152
01:29:34,266 --> 01:29:36,266
你们知不知道主播在说什么

2153
01:29:38,166 --> 01:29:42,133
就你买那种那个呃卤菜店啊

2154
01:29:42,133 --> 01:29:45,099
或者是鸭脖店鸭货店的那种素菜

2155
01:29:45,100 --> 01:29:47,066
有的时候会给你这个东西

2156
01:29:47,333 --> 01:29:50,366
他那个粉不是正常的平平的

2157
01:29:50,366 --> 01:29:52,533
他上面会有几个凸起来的

2158
01:29:52,733 --> 01:29:54,533
一种薯条一样的东西啊

2159
01:29:54,533 --> 01:29:56,299
我不知道那个粉是什么粉

2160
01:29:56,300 --> 01:29:57,533
我就叫他跑道

2161
01:29:57,533 --> 01:29:58,666
长得很像跑道

2162
01:29:58,666 --> 01:29:59,933
这跑道好难吃啊

2163
01:29:59,933 --> 01:30:00,666
也不入味

2164
01:30:00,666 --> 01:30:01,733
口感也不好

2165
01:30:01,733 --> 01:30:03,666
不知道是谁在吃这个东西啊

2166
01:30:04,200 --> 01:30:05,533
山芋学名红薯

2167
01:30:05,533 --> 01:30:07,066
红薯粉吃多了胃疼

2168
01:30:07,500 --> 01:30:09,400
除此之外他就是完美的

2169
01:30:10,466 --> 01:30:12,899
才吃完老北京羊肉火锅

2170
01:30:13,066 --> 01:30:15,666
这个应该还蛮好做的吧

2171
01:30:15,900 --> 01:30:17,366
米都进你兜里了

2172
01:30:17,366 --> 01:30:18,599
吃啥夜宵

2173
01:30:18,600 --> 01:30:20,866
哈哈哈哦

2174
01:30:20,866 --> 01:30:22,733
谢谢谢谢

2175
01:30:22,733 --> 01:30:24,533
对不起谢谢

2176
01:30:26,300 --> 01:30:28,100
主播请你吃夜宵

2177
01:30:28,966 --> 01:30:30,699
等什么时候业绩好

2178
01:30:30,700 --> 01:30:32,533
然后到时候请请请

2179
01:30:32,700 --> 01:30:34,333
请大家吃夜宵

2180
01:30:36,900 --> 01:30:39,266
但是说是请大家吃夜宵

2181
01:30:39,266 --> 01:30:42,299
估计也只能请一个盐盐人啊

2182
01:30:42,300 --> 01:30:44,866
到时候给主播给你点一份外卖

2183
01:30:44,866 --> 01:30:46,799
然后备注要特辣

2184
01:30:47,666 --> 01:30:50,133
老板我是四川人啊

2185
01:30:50,133 --> 01:30:53,599
在本地从来没吃过有辣味的外卖

2186
01:30:54,700 --> 01:30:56,500
你敢挑战一下吗

2187
01:30:56,500 --> 01:30:58,666
我要特辣特辣特特辣

2188
01:30:58,666 --> 01:31:00,933
哈哈哈必须要吃完

2189
01:31:01,133 --> 01:31:02,566
哎呀主播好坏

2190
01:31:04,133 --> 01:31:05,266
主播主播主播

2191
01:31:05,266 --> 01:31:07,199
真的有点坏在身上了

2192
01:31:08,500 --> 01:31:10,366
钱我我能吃

2193
01:31:10,366 --> 01:31:12,599
想你啦你好土啊

2194
01:31:14,000 --> 01:31:15,200
今天改掉一个英语

2195
01:31:15,200 --> 01:31:16,933
还好我真是四川

2196
01:31:20,166 --> 01:31:22,333
人真吃不了辣吧主播

2197
01:31:22,333 --> 01:31:23,199
那个什么

2198
01:31:23,200 --> 01:31:25,300
主播有时候馋国内的零食

2199
01:31:25,300 --> 01:31:26,966
就会给国内的朋友

2200
01:31:26,966 --> 01:31:29,499
就开始疯狂的戳他们

2201
01:31:29,933 --> 01:31:32,266
在吗在吗在吗在吗在吗

2202
01:31:32,266 --> 01:31:34,399
然后谁先回复我我就说哎

2203
01:31:34,400 --> 01:31:37,300
我最近很想吃那个什么什么什么啊

2204
01:31:37,300 --> 01:31:38,066
我最近特别

2205
01:31:38,066 --> 01:31:39,133
想吃那个

2206
01:31:39,266 --> 01:31:42,566
我最近买的东西是那个酸辣大杂烩

2207
01:31:43,133 --> 01:31:44,933
我不知道你们有没有听说过

2208
01:31:46,333 --> 01:31:48,366
这是一种预制的拌菜

2209
01:31:48,366 --> 01:31:50,599
然后里面有那个笋

2210
01:31:50,766 --> 01:31:55,366
然后呃鸡爪和还有什么来着

2211
01:31:55,966 --> 01:32:00,166
贡菜和还有一些什么什么鸡肘骨啊

2212
01:32:00,166 --> 01:32:02,266
什么鸭软骨啊之类的东西

2213
01:32:02,366 --> 01:32:04,733
总之就是都挺脆的那种菜

2214
01:32:04,733 --> 01:32:07,733
然后放到酸辣酸甜辣吧

2215
01:32:07,733 --> 01:32:09,866
的那种拌菜汤里面的那种

2216
01:32:10,866 --> 01:32:11,799
预制食品

2217
01:32:11,800 --> 01:32:14,933
一斤大概二三十块钱那样子啊

2218
01:32:14,933 --> 01:32:16,799
我就特别想试试

2219
01:32:16,800 --> 01:32:18,500
这个东西到底是什么味的

2220
01:32:18,500 --> 01:32:21,166
我就随机抓了一个朋友来帮我吃

2221
01:32:22,566 --> 01:32:25,499
我朋友收到了之后说哇

2222
01:32:26,000 --> 01:32:28,366
好酸好甜好辣

2223
01:32:28,500 --> 01:32:29,900
屁股着火了

2224
01:32:30,700 --> 01:32:31,866
我说你配个牛奶

2225
01:32:31,866 --> 01:32:33,733
然后然后他说哦对哦

2226
01:32:33,733 --> 01:32:36,333
然后连吃了这个菜三天

2227
01:32:36,800 --> 01:32:38,466
辣的舌头都麻了

2228
01:32:40,766 --> 01:32:42,699
你也是国内的朋友

2229
01:32:44,566 --> 01:32:47,466
不是但是但是真的蛮有意思的

2230
01:32:47,466 --> 01:32:48,933
因为自己吃不到

2231
01:32:48,933 --> 01:32:50,999
然后就开始投喂朋友

2232
01:32:51,000 --> 01:32:54,000
我已经干这种事干了好几次了

2233
01:32:54,800 --> 01:32:57,166
要不然以后抽烟烟人好了

2234
01:32:57,166 --> 01:33:00,566
那抽烟烟人的话我也不能跟烟烟人

2235
01:33:00,566 --> 01:33:01,866
就是这么这么

2236
01:33:01,866 --> 01:33:05,166
这么烟烟人也不能开视频给我吃啊

2237
01:33:05,500 --> 01:33:08,000
对吧我也不能开视频看啊

2238
01:33:08,066 --> 01:33:09,733
缺乏一些乐趣啊

2239
01:33:09,733 --> 01:33:11,333
看不到看不到

2240
01:33:12,366 --> 01:33:12,399
不

2241
01:33:12,400 --> 01:33:16,066
我还买了那个什么柠檬味的无骨鸡爪

2242
01:33:16,500 --> 01:33:17,500
给我朋友

2243
01:33:18,500 --> 01:33:20,066
他的评价是

2244
01:33:22,600 --> 01:33:25,866
可以进入人生美食的清单里啊

2245
01:33:25,866 --> 01:33:28,733
从来没有吃过这么好吃的无骨鸡爪

2246
01:33:28,733 --> 01:33:31,099
就吃一次就不会忘掉这个味道

2247
01:33:31,100 --> 01:33:33,133
特别特别的完美啊

2248
01:33:33,133 --> 01:33:36,499
鸡爪也不腥也够重口啊

2249
01:33:36,500 --> 01:33:38,100
味道也够刺激

2250
01:33:38,266 --> 01:33:39,399
口感也好

2251
01:33:39,400 --> 01:33:41,300
天呐怎么会这么好吃

2252
01:33:41,466 --> 01:33:44,299
然后我当时在这边听的我就嗯

2253
01:33:44,800 --> 01:33:46,333
哇真的吗

2254
01:33:46,700 --> 01:33:47,866
真的真的

2255
01:33:49,900 --> 01:33:52,066
我在这边眼巴巴的听

2256
01:33:52,066 --> 01:33:53,533
然后在那边想笑

2257
01:33:53,533 --> 01:33:57,799
哇感觉好想吃好想

2258
01:33:57,800 --> 01:33:59,200
吃这些东西啊

2259
01:34:00,166 --> 01:34:03,699
不得不说我们国内的这个美食啊

2260
01:34:03,733 --> 01:34:05,166
或者盐炸食品啊

2261
01:34:05,166 --> 01:34:08,533
这方面国外强太多了

2262
01:34:08,533 --> 01:34:10,599
实在是太强了

2263
01:34:10,600 --> 01:34:12,333
你想吃什么东西

2264
01:34:12,333 --> 01:34:13,299
就目前来说

2265
01:34:13,300 --> 01:34:16,500
预制的基本上网上都有卖的

2266
01:34:16,500 --> 01:34:18,500
不像在这边天呐

2267
01:34:22,133 --> 01:34:23,899
顺便那个牌子叫什么

2268
01:34:23,900 --> 01:34:25,700
叫叫中三合

2269
01:34:27,300 --> 01:34:28,700
啊你回来了

2270
01:34:29,866 --> 01:34:31,533
哎笑什么

2271
01:34:32,466 --> 01:34:33,499
你在笑什么

2272
01:34:34,700 --> 01:34:35,700
你别笑了

2273
01:34:35,700 --> 01:34:36,600
你在干什么

2274
01:34:40,600 --> 01:34:41,700
你干嘛

2275
01:34:43,800 --> 01:34:45,500
你别笑了行不行

2276
01:34:48,600 --> 01:34:49,400
哎

2277
01:34:50,366 --> 01:34:52,499
你们等一下你干嘛

2278
01:34:54,600 --> 01:34:55,400
我讨厌你

2279
01:34:55,400 --> 01:34:56,666
你干什么

2280
01:34:57,900 --> 01:34:59,366
你能不能别笑了

2281
01:34:59,533 --> 01:35:01,166
你给我点面子好不好

2282
01:35:03,566 --> 01:35:05,733
啊下播了

2283
01:35:06,533 --> 01:35:07,899
我下播了

2284
01:35:08,500 --> 01:35:10,733
我们还欠120分钟的加班

2285
01:35:12,066 --> 01:35:13,133
啊

2286
01:35:14,300 --> 01:35:15,133
你能不能告诉我

2287
01:35:15,133 --> 01:35:16,266
你在笑什么

2288
01:35:19,366 --> 01:35:20,733
你到底在笑什么

2289
01:35:21,100 --> 01:35:22,600
你给我说清楚

2290
01:35:27,100 --> 01:35:29,866
啊我今天那什么因为因为

2291
01:35:29,866 --> 01:35:31,466
因为家里面太冷了

2292
01:35:31,466 --> 01:35:34,099
我的这个窗户被玻璃冻上了

2293
01:35:34,100 --> 01:35:37,533
对不起我说话已经有点颠三倒四了

2294
01:35:37,533 --> 01:35:38,333
被他气的

2295
01:35:38,466 --> 01:35:39,933
那个我我那个我

2296
01:35:39,933 --> 01:35:42,366
那个窗户玻璃已经被冰冻上了

2297
01:35:42,366 --> 01:35:44,566
你们不在北方生活过可能不知道

2298
01:35:44,566 --> 01:35:47,066
就是这种情况还是蛮棘手的

2299
01:35:47,066 --> 01:35:48,266
我的窗户就打不开

2300
01:35:48,266 --> 01:35:50,333
我心想我得换换新鲜空气吧

2301
01:35:50,333 --> 01:35:52,199
老是闷在家里面啊

2302
01:35:52,200 --> 01:35:54,766
对吧我就我就把门打开了

2303
01:35:55,000 --> 01:35:56,500
结果我戴个耳机呢

2304
01:35:56,500 --> 01:35:57,100
还有还有

2305
01:35:57,100 --> 01:35:58,333
我自监听

2306
01:35:58,333 --> 01:35:59,166
还有什么

2307
01:35:59,200 --> 01:36:00,300
哈哈哈

2308
01:36:00,300 --> 01:36:04,100
还有这个这个直播间BGM的电音啊

2309
01:36:04,100 --> 01:36:05,400
我就开着门直播

2310
01:36:05,400 --> 01:36:07,133
不知道大他回来多久了

2311
01:36:07,133 --> 01:36:08,399
一直在里面停停停

2312
01:36:08,400 --> 01:36:11,600
直到他开始笑我才发现他已经在家了

2313
01:36:16,966 --> 01:36:17,299
知道

2314
01:36:17,300 --> 01:36:21,200
就是这个笑其实不是最大的重点

2315
01:36:21,200 --> 01:36:23,366
重点就是我不知道他为什么笑

2316
01:36:25,600 --> 01:36:27,900
哎他到底为什么在笑啊哈

2317
01:36:32,000 --> 01:36:33,700
虽然看起来云淡风轻

2318
01:36:33,700 --> 01:36:36,266
但主播已经抓了一块布料

2319
01:36:36,266 --> 01:36:38,066
开始开始撕扯

2320
01:36:41,533 --> 01:36:43,299
到底在笑什么

2321
01:36:44,400 --> 01:36:45,800
好崩溃啊

2322
01:36:45,800 --> 01:36:46,700
就是这种

2323
01:36:46,966 --> 01:36:47,333
你要

2324
01:36:47,333 --> 01:36:50,566
你要马上从上到下审视一下自己全身

2325
01:36:50,566 --> 01:36:52,099
有没有什么地方不合适

2326
01:36:52,100 --> 01:36:54,000
有没有做了什么不对的话

2327
01:36:54,000 --> 01:36:55,366
你的这个整个人生

2328
01:36:55,366 --> 01:36:57,799
都以走马灯的形式在你眼前闪过

2329
01:36:58,166 --> 01:37:00,399
一个人在你面前莫名其妙的笑起来

2330
01:37:00,400 --> 01:37:02,100
你把自己上辈子做的错事

2331
01:37:02,100 --> 01:37:03,166
都回忆了一遍

2332
01:37:03,300 --> 01:37:04,666
到底为什么

2333
01:37:08,800 --> 01:37:09,966
我刚回家

2334
01:37:09,966 --> 01:37:11,133
你放心啊

2335
01:37:11,133 --> 01:37:12,366
我不放心

2336
01:37:12,400 --> 01:37:13,933
你不要骗我

2337
01:37:15,800 --> 01:37:17,266
我不相信你

2338
01:37:19,866 --> 01:37:21,666
啊我不相信你

2339
01:37:23,466 --> 01:37:24,699
我才不信

2340
01:37:27,100 --> 01:37:29,466
为什么为什么

2341
01:37:37,300 --> 01:37:41,566
好可怜的一天啊好可怜的一天

2342
01:37:41,566 --> 01:37:42,399
你有没有感觉到

2343
01:37:42,400 --> 01:37:44,666
我们直播间有些东西改变了

2344
01:37:45,533 --> 01:37:46,333
哎

2345
01:37:48,766 --> 01:37:49,666
好可怜

2346
01:37:50,666 --> 01:37:51,566
刚回家

2347
01:37:56,200 --> 01:37:58,733
我每次路过你房门门口

2348
01:37:58,733 --> 01:38:00,066
只要你房门没关

2349
01:38:00,066 --> 01:38:02,133
我都会我都会

2350
01:38:02,166 --> 01:38:05,066
我都会使劲的看一眼

2351
01:38:05,100 --> 01:38:07,466
确保你没有在房间里面

2352
01:38:08,733 --> 01:38:10,166
在这种直播的时候

2353
01:38:10,166 --> 01:38:12,266
我都会确保你没有在房间里面

2354
01:38:12,266 --> 01:38:15,266
不要出现那种我以为你没在房间里

2355
01:38:15,266 --> 01:38:17,866
其实你只是因为因为体积太小

2356
01:38:17,866 --> 01:38:20,699
然后没有被我看到的情况出现

2357
01:38:22,800 --> 01:38:24,900
我听到你在隔壁笑了

2358
01:38:24,900 --> 01:38:26,766
你要不就笑大声点吧

2359
01:38:33,200 --> 01:38:34,400
为什么呀

2360
01:38:34,400 --> 01:38:36,366
原来笑容也会传染

2361
01:38:37,900 --> 01:38:39,300
笑容没有消失

2362
01:38:39,300 --> 01:38:41,600
只是从从室友的脸上

2363
01:38:41,600 --> 01:38:42,900
转移到了我的脸上

2364
01:38:42,900 --> 01:38:45,400
又从我的脸上转移到了室友的脸上

2365
01:38:46,700 --> 01:38:48,666
可是我在厨房啊我没

2366
01:38:51,600 --> 01:38:52,400
好吧

2367
01:38:54,600 --> 01:38:57,800
好吧好吧嗯嗯

2368
01:38:59,800 --> 01:39:02,300
下回先往房间里丢个闪光弹

2369
01:39:02,300 --> 01:39:03,933
你有点凶残了

2370
01:39:03,933 --> 01:39:05,466
室友可以开播吗

2371
01:39:05,700 --> 01:39:07,733
室友室友有开播计划吧

2372
01:39:07,733 --> 01:39:09,466
室友应该是有开播计划的

2373
01:39:09,466 --> 01:39:10,166
等什么时候

2374
01:39:10,166 --> 01:39:12,366
他的学习压力比较大的时候

2375
01:39:12,500 --> 01:39:15,700
他将开播游玩邦德利姆少女乐团派对

2376
01:39:15,700 --> 01:39:16,333
啊啊

2377
01:39:16,333 --> 01:39:18,733
有有一定的可能性啊

2378
01:39:18,733 --> 01:39:19,933
但是他可能不会

2379
01:39:19,933 --> 01:39:21,466
不会开麦说话

2380
01:39:21,466 --> 01:39:23,666
哈哈哈我不太清楚

2381
01:39:23,666 --> 01:39:26,099
哈哈哈不会

2382
01:39:26,100 --> 01:39:27,900
的不会不不不会的

2383
01:39:27,900 --> 01:39:29,133
我是很温柔的人

2384
01:39:29,133 --> 01:39:31,066
怎么会因为怎么会

2385
01:39:31,066 --> 01:39:34,066
因为他一回家就笑了我两分钟整

2386
01:39:34,066 --> 01:39:34,499
然后

2387
01:39:34,500 --> 01:39:37,933
我从来没听过他笑的这么阳光开朗

2388
01:39:37,933 --> 01:39:39,499
持续时间这么久

2389
01:39:43,333 --> 01:39:46,699
啊我第一次听他笑的这么阳光开朗

2390
01:39:46,800 --> 01:39:50,166
就像就像赌博的一切烦恼

2391
01:39:50,200 --> 01:39:51,500
从来都不存在一样

2392
01:39:51,500 --> 01:39:52,066
没有想到

2393
01:39:52,066 --> 01:39:53,333
米颜米娅的直播

2394
01:39:53,400 --> 01:39:56,133
不仅可以给耶耶人带来上班

2395
01:39:56,133 --> 01:39:57,499
和深夜的快乐

2396
01:39:57,800 --> 01:40:00,366
也可以感染到周围的人啊

2397
01:40:02,300 --> 01:40:06,300
这下感觉我这个职业更有意义

2398
01:40:09,600 --> 01:40:10,400
啊啊

2399
01:40:12,900 --> 01:40:14,500
我相信相信他的一切啊

2400
01:40:14,500 --> 01:40:15,600
先相信再相信

2401
01:40:15,600 --> 01:40:18,100
这就是这是我室友的默契啊

2402
01:40:18,100 --> 01:40:20,366
对吧这就是我们的默

2403
01:40:23,900 --> 01:40:25,100
我已经说不下去了

2404
01:40:25,100 --> 01:40:27,466
这就是我们的默契啊哎呀

2405
01:40:29,000 --> 01:40:29,700
哎

2406
01:40:29,700 --> 01:40:32,733
感觉作为直播偶尔出现的背景音嘉宾

2407
01:40:32,733 --> 01:40:33,766
室友是主播

2408
01:40:36,400 --> 01:40:37,766
别笑了别笑了

2409
01:40:37,766 --> 01:40:39,066
总有人讲讲笑话

2410
01:40:39,066 --> 01:40:40,099
自己先笑起来

2411
01:40:40,100 --> 01:40:41,600
别笑了我

2412
01:40:47,166 --> 01:40:49,999
女士们先生们晚上好

2413
01:40:50,000 --> 01:40:54,566
这里是22894962米娅米娅深夜电台时间

2414
01:40:54,900 --> 01:40:57,500
我是你们的啊

2415
01:40:57,500 --> 01:40:58,200
受不了了

2416
01:40:58,200 --> 01:40:59,733
不行不行不行

2417
01:40:59,733 --> 01:41:01,733
还是要笑出来了啊

2418
01:41:02,333 --> 01:41:02,999
怎么办啊

2419
01:41:03,000 --> 01:41:04,933
波音枪都救不了我了

2420
01:41:04,966 --> 01:41:08,166
我完蛋了啊

2421
01:41:08,600 --> 01:41:10,500
再怎么笑法令纹也要出来了

2422
01:41:10,500 --> 01:41:11,966
买面膜要花很多钱

2423
01:41:12,166 --> 01:41:17,599
哈哈哈哈啊

2424
01:41:34,133 --> 01:41:37,133
应该买点那个登山用的氧气瓶哎

2425
01:41:37,133 --> 01:41:38,666
就那个氧气面罩

2426
01:41:40,266 --> 01:41:43,099
带在嘴上镇定一下

2427
01:41:43,766 --> 01:41:45,133
镇镇定一下

2428
01:41:45,700 --> 01:41:48,500
对吧我已经是很大的猫了

2429
01:41:48,500 --> 01:41:49,400
我应该可以

2430
01:41:49,400 --> 01:41:51,800
面对生活中的各种突发情况

2431
01:41:51,933 --> 01:41:55,899
我会非常镇定的解决一切困难

2432
01:41:56,066 --> 01:41:57,466
面对一切挑战

2433
01:41:58,900 --> 01:42:02,600
好好我们我们继续说吧我们继续说吧

2434
01:42:02,600 --> 01:42:03,533
总之就是

2435
01:42:04,533 --> 01:42:07,733
如果你们以后还有正在跟人合租的

2436
01:42:07,733 --> 01:42:09,599
推着VIP一定要告诉他

2437
01:42:11,300 --> 01:42:14,166
不要以为家里没有人就要随

2438
01:42:14,166 --> 01:42:15,933
便开着门直播啊

2439
01:42:16,700 --> 01:42:18,133
其实对于我们来说

2440
01:42:18,133 --> 01:42:20,999
开门关门这个声音没有任何差别

2441
01:42:21,366 --> 01:42:22,166
但是

2442
01:42:22,933 --> 01:42:23,299
但是

2443
01:42:23,300 --> 01:42:26,100
关门可以阻隔一部分我室友的笑声

2444
01:42:26,100 --> 01:42:28,300
他有概率就不会被我听到

2445
01:42:29,366 --> 01:42:30,599
我只能这么说啊

2446
01:42:30,600 --> 01:42:33,566
我只能说就是他会有这种作用啊

2447
01:42:34,500 --> 01:42:36,600
唉有用吗

2448
01:42:37,700 --> 01:42:38,766
还是要破防的

2449
01:42:38,766 --> 01:42:39,999
还是要破防的

2450
01:42:40,566 --> 01:42:41,566
不过其实吧

2451
01:42:41,566 --> 01:42:44,299
其实其实主播直播里面出现这种情况

2452
01:42:44,300 --> 01:42:45,500
也不是一次两次

2453
01:42:45,500 --> 01:42:47,000
三三次五次了

2454
01:42:47,466 --> 01:42:48,266
哎呦

2455
01:42:48,866 --> 01:42:49,966
鸵鸟心态

2456
01:42:49,966 --> 01:42:51,766
鸵鸟心态是很重要的

2457
01:42:51,766 --> 01:42:54,999
有一个自己的安全空间是很重要的

2458
01:42:55,300 --> 01:42:56,600
这么悲伤的时刻

2459
01:42:56,600 --> 01:42:58,866
你可以放一首奇妙的约会吗

2460
01:42:58,866 --> 01:43:01,133
如果我们今天被剪成切片的话

2461
01:43:01,133 --> 01:43:03,199
那他就会变成奇妙的约会

2462
01:43:04,200 --> 01:43:06,533
做主播的室友每天都有笑

2463
01:43:08,700 --> 01:43:11,066
那我也有很气人的时候吗

2464
01:43:11,400 --> 01:43:13,500
那那我也有很气人的时候

2465
01:43:14,766 --> 01:43:17,399
那就比如说吃完蛋糕

2466
01:43:18,366 --> 01:43:20,566
因为洗碗机已经开了一轮

2467
01:43:20,566 --> 01:43:23,866
然后忘记把那个叉子扔进洗碗机里

2468
01:43:24,566 --> 01:43:26,666
把叉子直接放桌子上了

2469
01:43:26,666 --> 01:43:29,299
呃老老干出这种事情了

2470
01:43:31,300 --> 01:43:33,300
我记得我是扔进去了的

2471
01:43:33,300 --> 01:43:35,666
但是我我实际上没扔进去

2472
01:43:38,800 --> 01:43:42,300
还有就是两个人一起用的吸尘器

2473
01:43:42,333 --> 01:43:43,499
用完了之后

2474
01:43:44,133 --> 01:43:44,966
呃

2475
01:43:47,133 --> 01:43:48,199
头发太多

2476
01:43:48,366 --> 01:43:52,266
缠在那个那个吸尘器的口那边

2477
01:43:52,266 --> 01:43:53,366
要搞半天

2478
01:43:53,400 --> 01:43:56,366
也会有很多很烦的事情啊

2479
01:43:56,366 --> 01:43:57,866
生活里面哈哈哈

2480
01:43:57,866 --> 01:43:59,466
不总是快乐的

2481
01:43:59,466 --> 01:44:00,599
但是但是

2482
01:44:03,300 --> 01:44:05,366
但是但是就是就是

2483
01:44:05,366 --> 01:44:06,699
还是更多的

2484
01:44:06,700 --> 01:44:09,700
希望给大家带来一些快乐时刻吧

2485
01:44:09,700 --> 01:44:13,533
哈哈我都绷不住笑了

2486
01:44:13,533 --> 01:44:16,266
哎呀有种ad的美感

2487
01:44:16,366 --> 01:44:17,566
那还挺好的

2488
01:44:17,566 --> 01:44:19,999
我出门的时候就是看到好吃的

2489
01:44:20,000 --> 01:44:21,533
也会带回来一点的

2490
01:44:22,300 --> 01:44:23,566
不过不得不说

2491
01:44:26,500 --> 01:44:29,266
有没有办法解决掉自己不喜欢的

2492
01:44:29,266 --> 01:44:31,266
300克一包的薯片啊

2493
01:44:31,266 --> 01:44:32,999
大家能不能教教主播

2494
01:44:33,666 --> 01:44:37,599
主播昨天买了一包那个带调味的薯片

2495
01:44:37,600 --> 01:44:39,133
特别期待他回来

2496
01:44:39,133 --> 01:44:41,866
结果来了之后是一包原味的

2497
01:44:43,166 --> 01:44:44,766
他都没有问我

2498
01:44:45,566 --> 01:44:49,566
他都没有问我你想要的那个口味缺了

2499
01:44:50,933 --> 01:44:51,933
你要不要换一个

2500
01:44:51,933 --> 01:44:53,933
他直接就给我换成原味的了

2501
01:44:53,933 --> 01:44:54,699
他是会觉得

2502
01:44:54,700 --> 01:44:57,900
世界上所有人都喜欢吃原味薯片吗

2503
01:44:58,533 --> 01:45:00,966
嗯我就超级不喜欢原味薯片

2504
01:45:00,966 --> 01:45:03,599
好难吃啊好难吃

2505
01:45:04,400 --> 01:45:07,333
不是主要是国内的原味还挺香的

2506
01:45:07,333 --> 01:45:09,666
能吃到那个原味土豆的味道

2507
01:45:09,666 --> 01:45:11,099
这边的原味很咸

2508
01:45:13,600 --> 01:45:16,466
这边有一个非常奇怪的味道

2509
01:45:16,466 --> 01:45:18,166
非常奇怪的薯片口味

2510
01:45:18,166 --> 01:45:19,599
叫盐醋味

2511
01:45:21,333 --> 01:45:22,133
不要怀疑

2512
01:45:22,200 --> 01:45:26,300
他就是纯纯的盐加上醋精

2513
01:45:26,300 --> 01:45:27,800
就是醋粉加盐

2514
01:45:28,066 --> 01:45:29,699
没有任何其他调味

2515
01:45:29,700 --> 01:45:30,800
什么黑胡椒啊

2516
01:45:30,800 --> 01:45:32,000
香料什么都没有

2517
01:45:32,000 --> 01:45:33,166
就是盐醋味

2518
01:45:33,266 --> 01:45:36,266
而这边的原味薯片我觉得就是盐醋味

2519
01:45:36,266 --> 01:45:37,133
去掉了醋

2520
01:45:37,466 --> 01:45:38,666
剩下的盐

2521
01:45:38,666 --> 01:45:41,866
腌出来的土豆片薄的

2522
01:45:41,866 --> 01:45:43,666
油炸的就这样

2523
01:45:43,666 --> 01:45:45,666
特别特别的难吃

2524
01:45:46,066 --> 01:45:46,866
谁给你买的

2525
01:45:46,866 --> 01:45:47,966
我自己买的

2526
01:45:48,666 --> 01:45:50,366
在魔法学院啊

2527
01:45:50,366 --> 01:45:53,799
然后现实的连接空间在加拿大嗯

2528
01:45:55,166 --> 01:45:57,333
糖醋排骨味好吃啊

2529
01:45:57,333 --> 01:45:59,399
糖醋排骨味多好呀

2530
01:46:01,066 --> 01:46:02,699
不过那个什么啊

2531
01:46:02,700 --> 01:46:05,666
不过国内不是有好多口味不太好吃吗

2532
01:46:05,666 --> 01:46:05,999
就比如

2533
01:46:06,000 --> 01:46:09,100
我上次想吃那个什么沸腾香辣鱼啊

2534
01:46:09,100 --> 01:46:10,766
还是火爆辣鸡爪

2535
01:46:10,766 --> 01:46:12,333
我忘了是什么味了

2536
01:46:12,733 --> 01:46:13,966
我上小红书搜

2537
01:46:13,966 --> 01:46:15,399
他说一股脚丫子味

2538
01:46:15,400 --> 01:46:16,500
我就没买

2539
01:46:16,700 --> 01:46:17,466
后面我也想

2540
01:46:17,466 --> 01:46:20,333
我在这边吃的脚丫子味薯片还少吗

2541
01:46:20,400 --> 01:46:21,900
那个墨西哥辣椒

2542
01:46:22,000 --> 01:46:24,366
那个味道就像是臭脚丫子味

2543
01:46:24,500 --> 01:46:26,900
如果再加上芝士的话就更臭了

2544
01:46:27,200 --> 01:46:30,133
那个盐醋味吃起来就像是酸脚丫子味

2545
01:46:30,133 --> 01:46:33,266
还得是那种跑了三五千米的那种

2546
01:46:33,266 --> 01:46:35,933
还没换鞋的那种脚丫子味

2547
01:46:35,933 --> 01:46:37,266
哎呦好难吃啊

2548
01:46:39,800 --> 01:46:40,466
明天想买

2549
01:46:40,466 --> 01:46:41,399
包原味吃吃

2550
01:46:41,400 --> 01:46:43,300
国内的原味好吃吧

2551
01:46:44,666 --> 01:46:46,533
加拿大sorry国

2552
01:46:46,533 --> 01:46:47,666
对的对的

2553
01:46:48,466 --> 01:46:51,099
可以全部打碎加水做土豆泥

2554
01:46:51,100 --> 01:46:51,800
你怎么知道

2555
01:46:51,800 --> 01:46:53,500
我室友就是这么安慰我的

2556
01:46:53,500 --> 01:46:54,733
他说实在不行的话

2557
01:46:54,733 --> 01:46:57,966
你可以把它裹在那个炸的东西的外面

2558
01:46:57,966 --> 01:47:00,499
当成薯片炸鸡

2559
01:47:00,500 --> 01:47:02,733
我说好吧那我们就这么用吧

2560
01:47:02,766 --> 01:47:04,733
他说并且没关系的

2561
01:47:04,733 --> 01:47:06,799
他可以像你的面粉和炸粉一样

2562
01:47:06,800 --> 01:47:07,700
保存的很久

2563
01:47:07,700 --> 01:47:09,900
毕竟我们以我们的空气湿度

2564
01:47:10,666 --> 01:47:11,766
花都会渴死

2565
01:47:11,800 --> 01:47:14,500
根本就不可能存在薯片潮了这种事情

2566
01:47:14,533 --> 01:47:16,166
我一想还挺欣慰的

2567
01:47:16,166 --> 01:47:17,999
我说对哈哈哈

2568
01:47:18,600 --> 01:47:20,000
你怎么知道什么味

2569
01:47:20,000 --> 01:47:22,400
他听起来就不太能吃啊

2570
01:47:22,400 --> 01:47:22,733
是吧

2571
01:47:22,733 --> 01:47:25,599
就是靠在人基因本能里边的一个东西

2572
01:47:25,600 --> 01:47:29,166
你就觉得他像他像他像脚丫子味对吧

2573
01:47:29,700 --> 01:47:32,333
那哈利波特里面那个鼻屎糖

2574
01:47:32,333 --> 01:47:34,199
有那个比嘎味的

2575
01:47:34,200 --> 01:47:35,566
他们吃过比嘎吗

2576
01:47:35,566 --> 01:47:37,866
他们怎么会知道比嘎是什么味呢

2577
01:47:38,000 --> 01:47:38,500
只能说

2578
01:47:38,500 --> 01:47:41,366
人人是有一种那个本能的感应的

2579
01:47:41,366 --> 01:47:43,566
就知道这个东西就是脚丫子味啊

2580
01:47:43,866 --> 01:47:44,766
晚上好

2581
01:47:46,266 --> 01:47:47,899
国外面当面筋

2582
01:47:47,900 --> 01:47:50,066
其实我不太做油炸的菜啊

2583
01:47:50,066 --> 01:47:54,266
第一是那个感觉火火候不太行

2584
01:47:54,266 --> 01:47:57,099
第二就是油炸的菜不太健康

2585
01:47:57,100 --> 01:47:58,933
而且它容易绷到身上

2586
01:47:58,966 --> 01:48:00,466
绷到身上我会痛

2587
01:48:02,733 --> 01:48:03,999
蹦到身上会痛

2588
01:48:04,166 --> 01:48:07,399
然后第三就是炸完一次的这个油吧

2589
01:48:07,400 --> 01:48:08,666
就不知道干嘛

2590
01:48:08,666 --> 01:48:11,733
因为我真的不怎么不怎么做炸菜

2591
01:48:11,733 --> 01:48:12,933
就放到下一次

2592
01:48:12,933 --> 01:48:15,166
再用的话又不知道要放多久

2593
01:48:15,166 --> 01:48:16,966
搞不好最后还是倒掉了

2594
01:48:18,300 --> 01:48:20,733
第二就是他炒菜的话味道怪怪的

2595
01:48:20,733 --> 01:48:21,866
对啊费油

2596
01:48:21,933 --> 01:48:23,466
倒不是油多贵吧

2597
01:48:23,466 --> 01:48:25,666
而是看着那么多油

2598
01:48:25,666 --> 01:48:28,133
然后用一次我还是我还接受不了

2599
01:48:28,133 --> 01:48:30,899
想吃什么油炸的东西宁愿出去买啊

2600
01:48:32,600 --> 01:48:33,800
用烤的不一样

2601
01:48:33,866 --> 01:48:35,099
用烤的跟炸

2602
01:48:35,100 --> 01:48:36,200
出来的东西不一样

2603
01:48:36,200 --> 01:48:37,733
比如说炸鸡啊之类的

2604
01:48:37,733 --> 01:48:39,533
差别特别特别特别的大

2605
01:48:39,900 --> 01:48:43,366
主播曾经在那个怎么说呢

2606
01:48:43,666 --> 01:48:44,799
呃去皮

2607
01:48:44,800 --> 01:48:47,066
鸡腿肉上雕花啊

2608
01:48:47,366 --> 01:48:48,599
做了两个小时

2609
01:48:48,600 --> 01:48:52,600
然后弄了真的纯纯的低脂低卡

2610
01:48:52,600 --> 01:48:54,166
所有的东西都是代替的

2611
01:48:54,166 --> 01:48:57,333
比如说外面炸粉用什么燕麦片代替啊

2612
01:48:57,533 --> 01:48:59,366
然后鸡腿去皮啊

2613
01:48:59,366 --> 01:49:00,566
然后之类的

2614
01:49:00,866 --> 01:49:04,166
最后做出来简直我的评价都是一坨屎

2615
01:49:05,466 --> 01:49:07,733
做出来那个味道哎

2616
01:49:07,733 --> 01:49:08,699
我就不说了

2617
01:49:08,700 --> 01:49:09,800
不是说它难吃啊

2618
01:49:09,800 --> 01:49:13,466
而是作为一个炸鸡它都是一坨屎

2619
01:49:17,133 --> 01:49:19,699
炸完的油过滤一下放在冰箱

2620
01:49:19,733 --> 01:49:21,299
放在冰箱之后呢

2621
01:49:21,733 --> 01:49:22,799
之后怎么用啊

2622
01:49:24,400 --> 01:49:25,200
怎么用

2623
01:49:25,600 --> 01:49:28,800
你干脆出去找个加拿大讲师送给他

2624
01:49:28,800 --> 01:49:29,800
收获他赞美

2625
01:49:29,800 --> 01:49:31,566
算了吧就主播现在这样子

2626
01:49:31,566 --> 01:49:33,766
找个加拿大讲师跟人家聊聊人生

2627
01:49:33,766 --> 01:49:36,166
搞不好人家还能从兜里掏出个20刀来

2628
01:49:36,166 --> 01:49:37,166
还给我呢

2629
01:49:37,666 --> 01:49:40,266
你可别以为加拿大讲师过得不好啊

2630
01:49:40,266 --> 01:49:43,466
他们拿低保一个月有多少钱

2631
01:49:43,466 --> 01:49:44,699
有个1,000多刀

2632
01:49:44,700 --> 01:49:46,133
接近2,000刀呢

2633
01:49:48,400 --> 01:49:51,400
跟我室友那个什么博士的工资

2634
01:49:51,400 --> 01:49:53,266
好像相差不多吧

2635
01:49:54,866 --> 01:49:56,066
虽然他是坚持

2636
01:49:59,166 --> 01:50:00,799
下次炸的时候用

2637
01:50:00,800 --> 01:50:03,000
总之就是你别以为他们他们

2638
01:50:03,000 --> 01:50:04,300
他们是纸壳

2639
01:50:04,800 --> 01:50:06,966
他们后面是他们没有钱

2640
01:50:07,000 --> 01:50:08,600
他们有的好吧

2641
01:50:12,600 --> 01:50:14,066
有那种小锅炸

2642
01:50:14,066 --> 01:50:16,899
那小锅炸很容易溢出来你知道吧

2643
01:50:17,666 --> 01:50:18,333
什么玩意

2644
01:50:18,333 --> 01:50:19,699
你都说毛呢

2645
01:50:19,700 --> 01:50:21,700
吃饭不吃臭的像白似的

2646
01:50:21,700 --> 01:50:23,666
脸上不甜一样真恶心

2647
01:50:25,200 --> 01:50:26,766
还是你比较sorry

2648
01:50:27,066 --> 01:50:28,466
是吧哈哈哈

2649
01:50:28,600 --> 01:50:29,666
不是一天了

2650
01:50:29,666 --> 01:50:30,333
不是一天

2651
01:50:30,333 --> 01:50:31,066
一个月了

2652
01:50:31,066 --> 01:50:31,866
一个月

2653
01:50:32,300 --> 01:50:36,266
而且他们可以去那个办找吃的吗

2654
01:50:36,466 --> 01:50:38,099
呃找完吃的之后

2655
01:50:38,100 --> 01:50:40,666
人家其实过的也没有那么那啥

2656
01:50:40,866 --> 01:50:42,999
你的不锈钢就适合男人有家

2657
01:50:43,000 --> 01:50:45,933
可是他是很矮然后底又很平的那种锅

2658
01:50:45,933 --> 01:50:47,566
哎他没办法

2659
01:50:47,566 --> 01:50:49,333
油炸的他不行

2660
01:50:50,000 --> 01:50:52,900
小锅炸容量较缺效率低

2661
01:50:53,266 --> 01:50:53,999
他不行的

2662
01:50:54,000 --> 01:50:56,533
那个不锈钢的话他他真不行

2663
01:50:56,533 --> 01:50:58,599
因为他太太浅了

2664
01:50:59,933 --> 01:51:02,999
谢谢华润成年的s啊

2665
01:51:03,000 --> 01:51:03,766
感谢支持

2666
01:51:03,766 --> 01:51:04,866
后周年应该有

2667
01:51:04,866 --> 01:51:05,666
实名买菜

2668
01:51:05,666 --> 01:51:06,999
知道错了就好

2669
01:51:07,066 --> 01:51:07,733
知道错了就好

2670
01:51:07,733 --> 01:51:09,199
下次不要这样喽

2671
01:51:10,333 --> 01:51:12,066
大家都没吃夜宵呢

2672
01:51:12,066 --> 01:51:14,166
不要就是搞特殊啊

2673
01:51:14,166 --> 01:51:14,966
好吧

2674
01:51:15,700 --> 01:51:17,000
大家都没吃夜宵

2675
01:51:17,300 --> 01:51:19,733
哈哈好恶心

2676
01:51:19,733 --> 01:51:20,699
给我给我给我

2677
01:51:21,066 --> 01:51:23,566
好恶心哈哈哈

2678
01:51:25,400 --> 01:51:27,666
哎主播果然还是接不了这种梗

2679
01:51:27,666 --> 01:51:28,699
真恶心啊

2680
01:51:29,466 --> 01:51:30,266
嗯

2681
01:51:31,733 --> 01:51:32,533
哎

2682
01:51:36,700 --> 01:51:38,266
等一下我们今天看看

2683
01:51:38,266 --> 01:51:41,066
播到两个多小时或到两个半小时左右

2684
01:51:41,066 --> 01:51:42,766
然后主播就得去找点吃的

2685
01:51:42,766 --> 01:51:44,133
要想想办法了

2686
01:51:44,133 --> 01:51:46,966
好吧有没有可能这就是他的夜宵

2687
01:51:46,966 --> 01:51:48,466
吃个禁言啊

2688
01:51:49,100 --> 01:51:52,066
那你们这个虚拟的意识

2689
01:51:52,066 --> 01:51:54,699
能影响现实的程度也太高了吧

2690
01:51:55,700 --> 01:51:57,333
夜宵包不能吃

2691
01:51:57,333 --> 01:52:00,066
吃完又得加两斤吃

2692
01:52:00,066 --> 01:52:01,733
吃夜宵的习惯不太好

2693
01:52:01,733 --> 01:52:03,666
感觉吃着吃着容易反流

2694
01:52:04,400 --> 01:52:07,400
哦谢谢周周元的灯牌啊

2695
01:52:07,400 --> 01:52:08,266
感谢支持

2696
01:52:08,266 --> 01:52:09,566
欢迎大家的关注

2697
01:52:10,300 --> 01:52:11,166
呃怎么说呢

2698
01:52:11,166 --> 01:52:12,966
感觉夜宵吃完容易反流

2699
01:52:12,966 --> 01:52:14,099
主播怀疑自己

2700
01:52:14,100 --> 01:52:18,133
自己自己的这个反流症状就有很大

2701
01:52:18,200 --> 01:52:19,533
也不是很大一部分吧

2702
01:52:19,533 --> 01:52:20,599
就可能跟

2703
01:52:20,866 --> 01:52:24,866
呃上学那个时候经常中午时间比较紧

2704
01:52:24,900 --> 01:52:27,600
吃完饭之后就马上躺床上睡午觉

2705
01:52:27,600 --> 01:52:30,700
跟这个可能有一定的关系啊哦

2706
01:52:32,133 --> 01:52:33,333
早上起不来

2707
01:52:33,333 --> 01:52:35,599
然后吃完了之后就当早饭了

2708
01:52:35,600 --> 01:52:36,533
倒也是吧

2709
01:52:36,533 --> 01:52:37,533
今天太冷了

2710
01:52:37,533 --> 01:52:38,566
确实冷啊

2711
01:52:44,000 --> 01:52:47,500
你就是梦境白了喜悦

2712
01:52:47,500 --> 01:52:50,166
才会有悲欢离合阴晴圆缺

2713
01:52:50,966 --> 01:52:53,166
你就是风染红了

2714
01:52:54,466 --> 01:52:56,799
哈哈哈虽然歌词是对的

2715
01:52:56,800 --> 01:52:59,733
但是唱出来还是一股奥利奥利的味

2716
01:53:00,133 --> 01:53:01,399
怎么会这样呢

2717
01:53:01,400 --> 01:53:03,900
非要说明你也跳出来了

2718
01:53:03,933 --> 01:53:06,199
怎么会这样呢

2719
01:53:07,666 --> 01:53:09,599
啊别走好吗

2720
01:53:12,100 --> 01:53:13,933
怎么你也走了

2721
01:53:17,666 --> 01:53:18,866
可能你是牛

2722
01:53:18,933 --> 01:53:20,166
你有5个胃

2723
01:53:21,066 --> 01:53:24,466
但吃点心都是柔软的甜的东西

2724
01:53:24,566 --> 01:53:27,933
跟吃饭菜的胃好像确实不太一样

2725
01:53:30,300 --> 01:53:31,766
怎么会这样呢

2726
01:53:35,166 --> 01:53:39,333
哎我今天的能量条见解的好快啊

2727
01:53:39,333 --> 01:53:43,133
我感觉下次那个什么下次下次

2728
01:53:43,133 --> 01:53:46,466
应该应该应该弄一个

2729
01:53:46,466 --> 01:53:47,399
下套新衣服

2730
01:53:47,400 --> 01:53:49,600
应该弄一个胸口的灯啊

2731
01:53:50,133 --> 01:53:50,266
就

2732
01:53:50,266 --> 01:53:53,266
主播觉得自己砸弹力有所下降的时候

2733
01:53:53,266 --> 01:53:55,166
就开始使用红色形态

2734
01:53:55,166 --> 01:53:57,866
哈哈哈说到走路的时候

2735
01:53:57,866 --> 01:54:00,999
就开始七彩斑斓的形态啊啊

2736
01:54:02,200 --> 01:54:05,066
哎呀你的小花非常生气啊

2737
01:54:05,166 --> 01:54:07,599
最开始就用红色形态战斗的话

2738
01:54:07,600 --> 01:54:09,566
不是马上就要下播了吗

2739
01:54:10,133 --> 01:54:10,966
喝点咖啡

2740
01:54:10,966 --> 01:54:13,133
喝咖啡没什么用啊

2741
01:54:13,866 --> 01:54:15,599
喝咖啡也没什么用啊

2742
01:54:15,600 --> 01:54:18,166
闪灯不是大招好了的意思

2743
01:54:18,366 --> 01:54:20,899
哈哈哈哎

2744
01:54:20,900 --> 01:54:24,533
不是吧闪灯是要切换形态的意思啊

2745
01:54:25,133 --> 01:54:26,299
不再遥远

2746
01:54:26,700 --> 01:54:30,300
你就是你染红了岁月

2747
01:54:30,300 --> 01:54:33,333
改变我黑白而无言的世界

2748
01:54:33,566 --> 01:54:37,199
你就是梦浸白了新月

2749
01:54:37,366 --> 01:54:38,133
才会有悲

2750
01:54:38,133 --> 01:54:39,799
欢离合阴晴圆缺

2751
01:54:40,566 --> 01:54:41,933
你就是忽然

2752
01:54:42,333 --> 01:54:45,299
确实准点的时候耗能太高了

2753
01:54:45,566 --> 01:54:48,133
一下进入省电模式闪

2754
01:54:48,133 --> 01:54:50,366
都是准备开大了是不是

2755
01:54:50,933 --> 01:54:51,499
开大

2756
01:54:51,500 --> 01:54:54,300
主播的开大形态不就是那什么吗

2757
01:54:54,300 --> 01:54:55,600
拽着尾巴飞走

2758
01:54:57,166 --> 01:54:58,799
主播你大招好训啊

2759
01:54:58,800 --> 01:55:00,566
别人大招都是攻击型的

2760
01:55:00,566 --> 01:55:03,266
怎么就你的大招是逃跑型的

2761
01:55:04,900 --> 01:55:08,900
是男人就堂堂正正的哈大战300

2762
01:55:11,800 --> 01:55:12,600
哎

2763
01:55:13,500 --> 01:55:15,400
趁省电模式放炸弹

2764
01:55:15,400 --> 01:55:16,966
那我也不会读出来的

2765
01:55:17,533 --> 01:55:19,066
主播就算是什么

2766
01:55:19,066 --> 01:55:21,266
就算是之前啊

2767
01:55:21,266 --> 01:55:22,399
最能播那个时候

2768
01:55:22,400 --> 01:55:24,000
六七个小时耐久

2769
01:55:24,000 --> 01:55:26,100
也不会读出来这种东西的

2770
01:55:28,000 --> 01:55:30,266
你也太小看主播的本能了吧

2771
01:55:30,266 --> 01:55:30,999
防钓鱼

2772
01:55:31,000 --> 01:55:33,566
已经是刻在主播基因里面的东西了

2773
01:55:33,566 --> 01:55:35,966
除非主播根本不知道人家钓鱼啊

2774
01:55:36,733 --> 01:55:39,899
但是我会使用不知者不怪啊

2775
01:55:39,900 --> 01:55:41,333
我会使用不知者不怪

2776
01:55:41,333 --> 01:55:43,899
来那个洗脱我的罪名啊

2777
01:55:43,900 --> 01:55:44,933
你等着吧

2778
01:55:46,300 --> 01:55:47,100
啊

2779
01:55:51,933 --> 01:55:53,266
有点心疼

2780
01:55:53,666 --> 01:55:55,033
什么心疼呀

2781
01:55:55,100 --> 01:55:56,466
哈哈

2782
01:55:56,466 --> 01:55:59,866
我们音乐人最富有人性的一天

2783
01:56:00,300 --> 01:56:01,533
这倒也不是吧

2784
01:56:01,533 --> 01:56:03,799
就是还是能反应过来的

2785
01:56:03,800 --> 01:56:05,666
大部分时候还可以

2786
01:56:06,133 --> 01:56:08,199
但是要是没反应过来的话

2787
01:56:08,200 --> 01:56:10,466
我可能会直接把直播掐了

2788
01:56:10,466 --> 01:56:12,266
或者把录播删了之类的

2789
01:56:12,266 --> 01:56:14,799
我就发现事故其实还蛮多的

2790
01:56:15,466 --> 01:56:17,833
你必须要在直播间里面碰到一些

2791
01:56:17,866 --> 01:56:19,599
你别给我点赞了

2792
01:56:19,733 --> 01:56:21,999
你这个时候给我点赞什么意思啊

2793
01:56:23,500 --> 01:56:23,733
啊

2794
01:56:23,733 --> 01:56:26,233
必须要在直播间碰到一些事故啊

2795
01:56:26,233 --> 01:56:28,999
然后今日方知我是我啊

2796
01:56:29,000 --> 01:56:30,733
必须才能知道我是米娅

2797
01:56:30,733 --> 01:56:32,599
米娅在直播都没有

2798
01:56:32,900 --> 01:56:33,400
没有什么

2799
01:56:33,400 --> 01:56:34,933
我现在怀疑我们直播间

2800
01:56:34,933 --> 01:56:36,733
就是弹幕少了一些

2801
01:56:36,733 --> 01:56:39,033
有很大程度上是因为什么

2802
01:56:39,200 --> 01:56:40,633
因为主播搬家了之后

2803
01:56:40,633 --> 01:56:42,633
网络非常稳定啊啊

2804
01:56:42,633 --> 01:56:44,233
就再也不会断线了

2805
01:56:44,233 --> 01:56:45,899
大家就缺少了扣一打

2806
01:56:45,900 --> 01:56:47,700
复活赛的那种美感

2807
01:56:47,700 --> 01:56:48,500
你知道吧

2808
01:56:49,866 --> 01:56:52,866
就没有了这个这个这个环节啊

2809
01:56:52,933 --> 01:56:55,299
然后你就会觉得直播间很陌生

2810
01:56:55,300 --> 01:56:56,800
怎么网络这么稳定

2811
01:56:56,800 --> 01:56:58,433
你根本不是Viv啊

2812
01:56:58,433 --> 01:56:59,799
你的网络太稳

2813
01:57:00,033 --> 01:57:01,599
哈哈哈

2814
01:57:01,600 --> 01:57:02,466
会不会这样

2815
01:57:02,466 --> 01:57:05,999
你我好像也有一定的联系吧

2816
01:57:06,233 --> 01:57:07,033
呃

2817
01:57:07,400 --> 01:57:08,800
这什么表情啊

2818
01:57:09,333 --> 01:57:11,699
确实好久没见过复活赛了

2819
01:57:11,733 --> 01:57:12,533
是吧

2820
01:57:13,333 --> 01:57:15,399
主播踹个网线模拟一下

2821
01:57:15,400 --> 01:57:16,533
我踹不了

2822
01:57:16,533 --> 01:57:18,199
但是就是怎么说呢

2823
01:57:18,200 --> 01:57:18,900
怎么说呢

2824
01:57:18,900 --> 01:57:20,400
就打个IC复活一下

2825
01:57:20,400 --> 01:57:22,733
我可以拜托室友踹一脚网线

2826
01:57:22,866 --> 01:57:26,933
哈哈哈可以拜托室友踹一脚网线啊

2827
01:57:26,933 --> 01:57:28,599
看看他的黄金一角

2828
01:57:30,300 --> 01:57:32,300
可以踹踹出哪些

2829
01:57:32,300 --> 01:57:33,666
剩下呢哎呦

2830
01:57:33,666 --> 01:57:34,666
你过期次

2831
01:57:34,666 --> 01:57:35,866
船员52人

2832
01:57:35,866 --> 01:57:37,299
让我来把他们把

2833
01:57:37,300 --> 01:57:39,633
他们怎么看一下都是谁啊

2834
01:57:43,200 --> 01:57:44,066
好多人呐

2835
01:57:51,733 --> 01:57:53,099
蹦出来就经常断

2836
01:57:53,100 --> 01:57:54,700
只是你不打游戏啊

2837
01:57:54,700 --> 01:57:55,633
是这样吗

2838
01:57:55,633 --> 01:57:58,033
我打呀我最近这两天

2839
01:57:58,033 --> 01:58:00,699
不是在打那个什么乙女游戏吗

2840
01:58:00,700 --> 01:58:01,900
我还给你喷了

2841
01:58:01,900 --> 01:58:04,066
我说他们他们他们他们

2842
01:58:04,066 --> 01:58:05,899
那个起名那么奇怪

2843
01:58:07,066 --> 01:58:09,199
我不是打那个乙女游戏吗

2844
01:58:09,600 --> 01:58:10,933
哎是这样吗

2845
01:58:14,133 --> 01:58:16,899
可能是没有打那个现场的吧

2846
01:58:16,900 --> 01:58:17,833
这种没关系

2847
01:58:17,833 --> 01:58:19,133
打PS就懂了

2848
01:58:19,133 --> 01:58:22,066
你最近有在玩守望先锋什么的了吗

2849
01:58:22,500 --> 01:58:24,700
谢谢魔德洛天的红包啊

2850
01:58:24,700 --> 01:58:25,800
感谢支持

2851
01:58:26,700 --> 01:58:28,300
手游不算游戏

2852
01:58:29,100 --> 01:58:30,700
你好狂妄啊

2853
01:58:32,400 --> 01:58:33,900
这是我玩幻兽帕鲁

2854
01:58:33,900 --> 01:58:34,466
正能量啊

2855
01:58:34,466 --> 01:58:37,066
对了你想不想玩幻兽帕鲁啊

2856
01:58:37,433 --> 01:58:38,233
呃

2857
01:58:40,000 --> 01:58:42,133
呃有点想

2858
01:58:42,133 --> 01:58:43,833
想不想玩幻兽帕鲁啊

2859
01:58:46,466 --> 01:58:48,899
要不我们弄一个那个呃

2860
01:58:50,633 --> 01:58:51,999
弄一个刷身服

2861
01:58:55,633 --> 01:58:58,333
手游大部分时间不需要联网运行

2862
01:58:58,333 --> 01:58:59,466
那倒也是吧

2863
01:58:59,466 --> 01:59:01,233
我很多时候玩完啊

2864
01:59:01,233 --> 01:59:02,633
打完这一把之后

2865
01:59:02,633 --> 01:59:05,333
然后他才说我断线了啊

2866
01:59:05,333 --> 01:59:07,499
作战录像未保存

2867
01:59:07,700 --> 01:59:08,900
请重新登录

2868
01:59:11,033 --> 01:59:12,933
是时候第五人格启动了

2869
01:59:12,933 --> 01:59:14,333
玩不了昨天

2870
01:59:16,600 --> 01:59:18,900
谢谢你谢谢你提醒我

2871
01:59:18,900 --> 01:59:22,066
我今天要启动第五人格打3把游戏啊

2872
01:59:22,066 --> 01:59:24,066
大家下播的时候一定要提醒我一下

2873
01:59:24,066 --> 01:59:24,399
不行不行

2874
01:59:24,400 --> 01:59:25,433
我要设置一个

2875
01:59:25,433 --> 01:59:27,233
我要设一个闹铃哦

2876
01:59:28,800 --> 01:59:29,433
等一下等一下

2877
01:59:29,433 --> 01:59:30,733
我要说一个道理啊

2878
01:59:30,733 --> 01:59:32,399
这个今天最后一天啊

2879
01:59:32,400 --> 01:59:33,233
我还有一个

2880
01:59:33,233 --> 01:59:36,999
那个36联动的Hellokitty跟宠没有拿到呢

2881
01:59:37,000 --> 01:59:37,933
这个这个这个

2882
01:59:37,933 --> 01:59:40,133
之前一个月我对他爱答不理

2883
01:59:40,133 --> 01:59:42,133
结果我发现还有还有那个什么

2884
01:59:42,133 --> 01:59:43,499
我打3把第五人格拿到

2885
01:59:43,500 --> 01:59:45,033
我的hello Kitty跟宠啊

2886
01:59:45,100 --> 01:59:46,033
好久没玩了

2887
01:59:46,033 --> 01:59:48,299
我昨天要不是卖号我都不会上的

2888
01:59:48,300 --> 01:59:51,000
我本来以为我那个号哎呦已经拿到了

2889
01:59:51,000 --> 01:59:52,733
结果发现还正好差一天啊

2890
01:59:53,000 --> 01:59:54,066
所以我来看一下

2891
01:59:54,200 --> 01:59:59,666
呃编辑闹钟第五人格启动标签确定

2892
01:59:59,666 --> 02:00:00,433
OK谢谢谢谢

2893
02:00:00,433 --> 02:00:01,799
谢谢哎呦

2894
02:00:01,800 --> 02:00:02,466
太谢谢了

2895
02:00:02,466 --> 02:00:02,933
我们我们

2896
02:00:02,933 --> 02:00:06,133
我们是最有用的一次

2897
02:00:06,700 --> 02:00:07,666
你有服务器

2898
02:00:07,666 --> 02:00:09,033
来玩嘛肥猫

2899
02:00:09,033 --> 02:00:10,633
哈哈哈

2900
02:00:11,666 --> 02:00:12,066
啊

2901
02:00:12,066 --> 02:00:15,033
让我先买一下吧让我先买一下游戏

2902
02:00:15,033 --> 02:00:17,266
然后再决定要不要跟大家一起玩吧

2903
02:00:17,266 --> 02:00:19,699
哈喽陈大晚上好大家好

2904
02:00:20,100 --> 02:00:20,900
hello

2905
02:00:22,266 --> 02:00:23,633
宝宝hello鬼鬼

2906
02:00:23,633 --> 02:00:26,499
晚上好好多人呐好多人呐

2907
02:00:26,833 --> 02:00:27,799
哎你来晚了

2908
02:00:27,800 --> 02:00:29,100
惨淡主播又哭又闹

2909
02:00:29,100 --> 02:00:30,800
破房的时间已经过去了

2910
02:00:31,266 --> 02:00:33,499
现在已经是心如止水的

2911
02:00:33,500 --> 02:00:34,066
晚安晚安

2912
02:00:34,066 --> 02:00:35,199
我要生命啊

2913
02:00:35,233 --> 02:00:36,633
你这个尾巴还能转吗

2914
02:00:36,633 --> 02:00:37,633
这个就不能了

2915
02:00:37,633 --> 02:00:38,399
这个就不能了

2916
02:00:38,400 --> 02:00:39,500
会出事故的

2917
02:00:40,000 --> 02:00:40,933
他是有联动派的

2918
02:00:40,933 --> 02:00:43,733
问问他想不想玩啊问问他想不想玩

2919
02:00:43,733 --> 02:00:45,533
他想玩的话我也去搞一个

2920
02:00:49,800 --> 02:00:50,233
哎但是他

2921
02:00:50,233 --> 02:00:53,633
他的电脑可能不太适合玩游戏吧

2922
02:00:55,000 --> 02:00:58,333
那个游戏就是类似于方舟生存进化

2923
02:00:58,333 --> 02:00:59,066
加上

2924
02:00:59,066 --> 02:01:03,533
呃这个这个这个旷野之息加上宝可梦

2925
02:01:03,700 --> 02:01:05,066
加上什么呢

2926
02:01:05,900 --> 02:01:07,100
加上加上什么呢

2927
02:01:07,100 --> 02:01:09,533
反正都是缝合怪游戏啊

2928
02:01:10,666 --> 02:01:11,666
想玩这个吗

2929
02:01:14,833 --> 02:01:15,799
不过我还没玩

2930
02:01:15,800 --> 02:01:16,533
室友送我的

2931
02:01:16,533 --> 02:01:17,333
喷喷

2932
02:01:18,533 --> 02:01:20,299
谢谢大家的红包礼物

2933
02:01:20,300 --> 02:01:21,500
也感谢支持

2934
02:01:29,666 --> 02:01:30,199
你怎么知道

2935
02:01:30,200 --> 02:01:33,300
我现在拿来直播的电脑是1050 啊

2936
02:01:33,866 --> 02:01:35,466
啊我是1060 对

2937
02:01:36,266 --> 02:01:36,899
你怎么知道

2938
02:01:36,900 --> 02:01:39,200
我现在拿来直播的电脑是1060 啊

2939
02:01:39,200 --> 02:01:41,066
你买的女神异闻录完了吗

2940
02:01:41,066 --> 02:01:42,999
你怎么知道我买的女神异闻录啊

2941
02:01:43,533 --> 02:01:44,333
嗯

2942
02:01:46,233 --> 02:01:47,299
晚上好赤子

2943
02:01:47,433 --> 02:01:48,699
你怎么知道我买了

2944
02:01:48,700 --> 02:01:50,833
我我买了女神异闻录啊

2945
02:01:51,133 --> 02:01:52,233
你不会你不会

2946
02:01:52,233 --> 02:01:53,866
你不会和了主播吧

2947
02:01:53,866 --> 02:01:55,599
你怎么和主播私密账号啊

2948
02:01:55,600 --> 02:01:57,100
一点一点微关注的

2949
02:01:57,100 --> 02:01:58,400
你自己直播说的

2950
02:02:00,333 --> 02:02:01,066
对不起啊

2951
02:02:01,066 --> 02:02:02,199
主播污蔑了

2952
02:02:02,200 --> 02:02:03,400
伟大的库鲁曼大人

2953
02:02:03,400 --> 02:02:04,133
使命万岁

2954
02:02:04,133 --> 02:02:06,399
哈哈哈使命万岁

2955
02:02:06,533 --> 02:02:08,433
哈哈哈哎呦

2956
02:02:08,433 --> 02:02:09,533
可能可能确实是

2957
02:02:09,533 --> 02:02:10,866
哎呦忘了忘了

2958
02:02:10,866 --> 02:02:11,666
使命万岁

2959
02:02:13,900 --> 02:02:16,233
你3060的在我边上放着呢

2960
02:02:16,233 --> 02:02:18,233
听见没好听就是好电脑

2961
02:02:18,233 --> 02:02:19,999
这电脑只能用来打游戏啊

2962
02:02:20,000 --> 02:02:21,233
不能用来直播

2963
02:02:22,600 --> 02:02:24,100
因为他声音有问题

2964
02:02:24,100 --> 02:02:25,300
只能用来打游戏

2965
02:02:25,300 --> 02:02:26,500
就在我边上放着

2966
02:02:27,333 --> 02:02:31,999
P5啊那个女神又有什么皇家皇家版啊

2967
02:02:32,000 --> 02:02:34,100
皇家什么什么豪华版什么的

2968
02:02:34,100 --> 02:02:35,700
前段时间打折的那个

2969
02:02:35,700 --> 02:02:38,700
嗯你的Steam好友还是0吗

2970
02:02:38,700 --> 02:02:39,800
应该还是0吧

2971
02:02:39,800 --> 02:02:41,233
应该也没有好友吧

2972
02:02:41,533 --> 02:02:43,133
这些颜色的打扣

2973
02:02:43,133 --> 02:02:44,066
对他打折

2974
02:02:44,066 --> 02:02:45,633
然后就搞了一个

2975
02:02:47,100 --> 02:02:48,233
皇家豪华版

2976
02:02:48,233 --> 02:02:49,599
啊对对对对

2977
02:02:49,600 --> 02:02:51,400
女神160皇家豪华版

2978
02:02:51,400 --> 02:02:54,066
然后我就刚把那个开头打开

2979
02:02:54,066 --> 02:02:55,399
他的动画看完了

2980
02:02:55,400 --> 02:02:57,633
然后我发现太太那个了

2981
02:02:57,633 --> 02:02:59,333
太卡了我就没玩

2982
02:03:08,100 --> 02:03:10,333
我们家已经冷到什么程度了

2983
02:03:10,333 --> 02:03:12,866
穿着个长袖长裤直播

2984
02:03:14,600 --> 02:03:18,033
坐在这两个小时被冻的流鼻涕

2985
02:03:18,100 --> 02:03:18,900
哎呦

2986
02:03:18,900 --> 02:03:20,600
已经冷成这样了吗

2987
02:03:21,466 --> 02:03:22,199
来来来

2988
02:03:22,200 --> 02:03:24,666
我拿小号加你好友给你送游戏

2989
02:03:24,666 --> 02:03:27,533
我知道你想成为一但你别急好吗

2990
02:03:28,000 --> 02:03:30,533
女神一纹路多线培养感情

2991
02:03:30,533 --> 02:03:32,633
简称P5R对对对P5R

2992
02:03:32,666 --> 02:03:34,866
嗯嗯怎么已经冷成这样了

2993
02:03:34,866 --> 02:03:35,666
天呐

2994
02:03:38,033 --> 02:03:39,999
还主播还什么都不知道的时候

2995
02:03:40,000 --> 02:03:42,000
鼻涕眼泪就一把往下流啊

2996
02:03:42,000 --> 02:03:42,900
那么冷吗

2997
02:03:42,900 --> 02:03:44,233
真的很冷哎

2998
02:03:45,466 --> 02:03:47,099
这边的公寓很奇怪

2999
02:03:47,100 --> 02:03:49,666
它那个那个暖气你开着

3000
02:03:49,666 --> 02:03:51,066
它就不能一直开

3001
02:03:51,066 --> 02:03:51,899
因为它要

3002
02:03:52,233 --> 02:03:52,333
它

3003
02:03:52,333 --> 02:03:55,399
要把那个房间温度规定在一个区间内

3004
02:03:55,400 --> 02:03:56,933
你能设置的最高温度

3005
02:03:56,933 --> 02:03:59,999
好像就是屋里面23度还是24度啊

3006
02:04:00,266 --> 02:04:02,633
它一旦检测到你到了这个二十三四度

3007
02:04:02,633 --> 02:04:05,099
马上就给你把暖气关了很烦人

3008
02:04:11,733 --> 02:04:14,133
我们家那个仪表盘还坏了

3009
02:04:15,266 --> 02:04:17,199
披着被子播岂不美人

3010
02:04:17,200 --> 02:04:18,500
那我会睡着的

3011
02:04:18,800 --> 02:04:20,233
还是要冷一点吧

3012
02:04:20,233 --> 02:04:22,899
知道吧有好多看起来有意思

3013
02:04:22,900 --> 02:04:26,000
但自己不太敢玩的恐怖游戏享受你

3014
02:04:28,200 --> 02:04:29,433
己所不欲

3015
02:04:29,800 --> 02:04:31,266
勿施于人

3016
02:04:31,800 --> 02:04:33,500
懂不懂这个道理啊

3017
02:04:33,500 --> 02:04:35,000
己所不欲勿施于人

3018
02:04:35,000 --> 02:04:36,333
自己都不敢玩

3019
02:04:36,833 --> 02:04:38,433
要送给主播我

3020
02:04:38,433 --> 02:04:39,699
我才不玩呢

3021
02:04:40,400 --> 02:04:41,133
哈哈哈

3022
02:04:41,133 --> 02:04:42,533
哦别提了

3023
02:04:42,533 --> 02:04:44,899
昨天不是点了那个超市快速吗

3024
02:04:44,900 --> 02:04:47,666
把那个东西放在台子上的时候

3025
02:04:47,666 --> 02:04:49,833
不小心主播尾巴太大了

3026
02:04:49,833 --> 02:04:51,133
把那个台子上面的

3027
02:04:51,133 --> 02:04:53,299
一个装姜粉的瓶子

3028
02:04:53,300 --> 02:04:54,200
扫下来了

3029
02:04:54,200 --> 02:04:55,933
当时我室友跟我在那边

3030
02:04:56,033 --> 02:04:58,033
他在那边那个放放东西

3031
02:04:58,033 --> 02:04:59,033
在上面的柜子里

3032
02:04:59,033 --> 02:05:00,666
我再放米到下面的柜子里

3033
02:05:00,666 --> 02:05:03,066
我不小心把那个姜粉瓶子扫到地上

3034
02:05:03,300 --> 02:05:05,100
我室友什么反应都没有

3035
02:05:05,100 --> 02:05:07,133
然后我啊医生

3036
02:05:07,800 --> 02:05:09,466
然后他就默默地看着我

3037
02:05:09,466 --> 02:05:11,299
我也默默地看着他

3038
02:05:12,066 --> 02:05:14,333
然后他说他想了半天

3039
02:05:14,333 --> 02:05:18,833
他说可能这个就是玩恐怖游戏的时候

3040
02:05:18,933 --> 02:05:20,266
反应不太一样吧

3041
02:05:20,266 --> 02:05:21,533
哈哈哈哈

3042
02:05:21,533 --> 02:05:24,099
我说还惦记你的恐怖游戏呢

3043
02:05:26,500 --> 02:05:27,233
然后我就我就

3044
02:05:27,233 --> 02:05:30,399
我就条件反射的尖叫了一声啊

3045
02:05:30,400 --> 02:05:31,833
这不是我要叫的

3046
02:05:31,833 --> 02:05:34,033
而是我怕这个瓶子碎了

3047
02:05:34,033 --> 02:05:35,899
然后我们家的这个地板

3048
02:05:36,066 --> 02:05:38,233
从此以后就一股浆味了

3049
02:05:38,233 --> 02:05:39,199
还好它没碎啊

3050
02:05:39,200 --> 02:05:40,233
它挺厚的

3051
02:05:41,666 --> 02:05:42,633
直播睡觉吧

3052
02:05:42,633 --> 02:05:44,466
不行啊我会说梦话

3053
02:05:44,466 --> 02:05:46,899
把我的这个族谱都爆出来了

3054
02:05:48,266 --> 02:05:50,533
我在被窝里窝了两个小时

3055
02:05:50,533 --> 02:05:52,433
脚跟膝盖终于暖和了

3056
02:05:52,433 --> 02:05:53,299
那我推荐你

3057
02:05:53,300 --> 02:05:55,600
可以买点那个地板袜之类的

3058
02:05:55,600 --> 02:05:57,666
我觉得地板袜是一个好东西

3059
02:06:00,000 --> 02:06:04,466
踩着它然后踩在地板上比穿拖鞋开心

3060
02:06:04,500 --> 02:06:07,666
而且人真的感觉室温是从脚开始

3061
02:06:07,666 --> 02:06:09,233
室温的手跟脚

3062
02:06:09,433 --> 02:06:12,599
如果手跟脚的温度保持的比较好的话

3063
02:06:13,866 --> 02:06:15,866
可能人就不会太湿了

3064
02:06:15,866 --> 02:06:18,933
我觉得人最扛冻的是腿跟屁股

3065
02:06:19,300 --> 02:06:20,200
很奇怪

3066
02:06:21,266 --> 02:06:23,399
最扛冻的是腿跟屁股

3067
02:06:26,533 --> 02:06:27,733
地板胶粉好

3068
02:06:27,733 --> 02:06:29,233
以后都不会感冒了

3069
02:06:29,233 --> 02:06:31,133
可是它真的很难闻

3070
02:06:31,600 --> 02:06:33,700
那瓶浆粉真的是

3071
02:06:33,700 --> 02:06:35,866
跟着我搬了两次家

3072
02:06:37,200 --> 02:06:39,033
跟着我搬了两次家

3073
02:06:39,100 --> 02:06:40,200
那用过的次

3074
02:06:40,200 --> 02:06:41,933
数可能都不超三次

3075
02:06:43,466 --> 02:06:46,533
很高兴知道我的室友也不吃姜

3076
02:06:46,533 --> 02:06:49,533
他在买香料的时候只会买香菜和葱啊

3077
02:06:49,533 --> 02:06:51,699
并且他也对此有独到的见解

3078
02:06:54,200 --> 02:06:57,266
因为脂肪相对其他地方多吧

3079
02:06:57,600 --> 02:06:58,933
那倒也是吧

3080
02:07:01,100 --> 02:07:02,800
总之冻腿还好

3081
02:07:02,800 --> 02:07:06,100
但是膝关节和脚不太不太扛冻

3082
02:07:06,100 --> 02:07:07,866
大腿真的很扛冻

3083
02:07:09,700 --> 02:07:12,466
所以看那种什么这个滑雪

3084
02:07:12,466 --> 02:07:14,433
然后穿个过膝靴子啊

3085
02:07:14,433 --> 02:07:17,599
然后这个上半身穿的跟个企鹅

3086
02:07:17,600 --> 02:07:20,900
下半身穿的跟个什么跟个这个

3087
02:07:20,900 --> 02:07:24,100
这个脱毛的这个这个小公鸡一样的

3088
02:07:24,100 --> 02:07:27,200
这种还是有一定科学道理的

3089
02:07:28,066 --> 02:07:29,933
跟血液循环有关

3090
02:07:29,933 --> 02:07:30,899
屁股巨抗冻

3091
02:07:30,900 --> 02:07:31,900
确实很抗冻啊

3092
02:07:31,900 --> 02:07:34,600
有的时候你不摸一下你都不知道哇

3093
02:07:34,600 --> 02:07:35,666
这怎么温度这么低

3094
02:07:35,666 --> 02:07:36,633
它也没什么反应

3095
02:07:36,633 --> 02:07:37,699
就这种感觉

3096
02:07:40,066 --> 02:07:40,999
零下6度

3097
02:07:41,000 --> 02:07:42,000
你没开空调

3098
02:07:42,000 --> 02:07:43,900
开着窗通风玩怕热

3099
02:07:45,600 --> 02:07:47,100
你有点拼命啊

3100
02:07:47,933 --> 02:07:50,033
玩帕鲁的人好拼命啊

3101
02:07:56,500 --> 02:07:58,300
跟血液循环有关

3102
02:07:58,300 --> 02:08:00,100
会循环到什么地方去

3103
02:08:04,200 --> 02:08:06,200
这个老是打断我说话

3104
02:08:06,200 --> 02:08:07,266
这个鼻塞

3105
02:08:09,066 --> 02:08:10,466
看主播直播这么久

3106
02:08:10,466 --> 02:08:12,999
就觉得主播声音不清澈

3107
02:08:13,000 --> 02:08:14,866
是不是因为鼻音太重了呀

3108
02:08:14,866 --> 02:08:16,899
感觉主播鼻音就很重

3109
02:08:17,833 --> 02:08:19,333
而且是越来越重

3110
02:08:19,333 --> 02:08:20,199
不是不是

3111
02:08:20,200 --> 02:08:22,633
那个随着时间的推移逐渐变好

3112
02:08:22,633 --> 02:08:23,833
但是越来越重

3113
02:08:24,466 --> 02:08:27,433
a miracle a miracle

3114
02:08:28,100 --> 02:08:30,000
it's not just a show

3115
02:08:30,000 --> 02:08:31,833
i need you to know

3116
02:08:31,866 --> 02:08:33,266
i'm trying to keep it real

3117
02:08:33,266 --> 02:08:35,099
sometimes it's complicated

3118
02:08:35,466 --> 02:08:36,933
there's part of the ghost

3119
02:08:37,266 --> 02:08:37,633
想一下

3120
02:08:37,633 --> 02:08:40,699
我们要不要出去加一场直播呢

3121
02:08:40,733 --> 02:08:43,666
在这周某一天加一场

3122
02:08:45,466 --> 02:08:47,066
加到哪里呢

3123
02:08:47,066 --> 02:08:49,066
今天已经是星期三哦

3124
02:08:49,066 --> 02:08:50,199
已经星期三了

3125
02:08:50,466 --> 02:08:51,933
呃 25号

3126
02:08:51,933 --> 02:08:54,666
26号 27号 28号

3127
02:08:58,033 --> 02:09:00,299
不是的我们不是今天有

3128
02:09:01,700 --> 02:09:09,733
一二三四五六七八九十111213个店长吗

3129
02:09:10,466 --> 02:09:11,699
我刚才数数的

3130
02:09:11,700 --> 02:09:13,433
会不会被人倒放

3131
02:09:13,433 --> 02:09:14,799
然后用来自用

3132
02:09:14,800 --> 02:09:15,600
啊

3133
02:09:16,733 --> 02:09:18,699
大意了不应该数数

3134
02:09:19,466 --> 02:09:21,333
我不是有13个舰长吗

3135
02:09:21,333 --> 02:09:23,933
130分钟正好是一场直播哎

3136
02:09:26,933 --> 02:09:29,133
散装合成型啊

3137
02:09:29,233 --> 02:09:30,466
加场直播

3138
02:09:31,633 --> 02:09:35,399
woah oh oh oh oh

3139
02:09:38,433 --> 02:09:40,833
oh here and here we go oh oh oh

3140
02:09:41,200 --> 02:09:43,000
shit never goes the way that you plan

3141
02:09:43,000 --> 02:09:44,833
success is a door that always slams

3142
02:09:44,833 --> 02:09:46,266
i'm trying to break it

3143
02:09:46,600 --> 02:09:48,100
i'm trying to break it

3144
02:09:48,533 --> 02:09:50,333
searching for words and praying for signs

3145
02:09:50,333 --> 02:09:52,199
i struggle to find the rhythm and rhyme

3146
02:09:52,200 --> 02:09:53,200
don't nobody say it

3147
02:09:53,466 --> 02:09:55,299
加一场幻兽帕鲁

3148
02:09:58,200 --> 02:10:00,433
要不加一场幻兽帕鲁

3149
02:10:01,200 --> 02:10:02,700
播一场开荒呢

3150
02:10:03,233 --> 02:10:05,899
想起了以前的累加耐久回

3151
02:10:05,933 --> 02:10:07,599
现在耐不动了

3152
02:10:07,933 --> 02:10:10,399
耐不动了就换个椅子

3153
02:10:10,400 --> 02:10:12,100
我现在这个椅子不太舒服

3154
02:10:12,100 --> 02:10:14,433
坐的时间久了就不太好了

3155
02:10:15,500 --> 02:10:19,000
倒放的话音节什么也会倒过来吧

3156
02:10:19,000 --> 02:10:21,200
可以把它切成12段啊

3157
02:10:22,033 --> 02:10:24,333
而且你们不就喜欢这个吗

3158
02:10:24,833 --> 02:10:27,299
你都叫苦乐咪丁分工了

3159
02:10:27,300 --> 02:10:30,266
你还不知道主播直播间他们喜欢听啥

3160
02:10:30,266 --> 02:10:31,733
他们就喜欢听这个

3161
02:10:32,533 --> 02:10:33,933
就喜欢听倒放

3162
02:10:34,000 --> 02:10:36,000
不鬼叫不听爱不倒放

3163
02:10:36,000 --> 02:10:36,800
不听爱

3164
02:10:37,533 --> 02:10:39,399
坐着不行就站着播吧

3165
02:10:39,400 --> 02:10:41,300
这个这个桌子没法升起来

3166
02:10:41,300 --> 02:10:43,133
要不真能考虑站着播啊

3167
02:10:46,200 --> 02:10:46,866
哎呀

3168
02:10:46,866 --> 02:10:49,999
看看我这个健身环什么时候能还上呢

3169
02:10:54,033 --> 02:10:54,833
啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦

3170
02:11:06,600 --> 02:11:08,533
快把电脑架起来

3171
02:11:08,533 --> 02:11:09,599
我抱着他

3172
02:11:10,000 --> 02:11:11,600
电脑架起来没用啊

3173
02:11:11,600 --> 02:11:12,600
我的鼠标

3174
02:11:12,600 --> 02:11:15,533
还有我的那个支架升不了那么高啊

3175
02:11:15,533 --> 02:11:17,433
我就得去下面买个支架

3176
02:11:18,466 --> 02:11:18,933
哈哈

3177
02:11:18,933 --> 02:11:21,066
哎呀又要又要进入熟悉的

3178
02:11:21,066 --> 02:11:23,799
你就不能买一个那个高一点的

3179
02:11:23,800 --> 02:11:26,033
全景支架吗的环节

3180
02:11:26,033 --> 02:11:27,899
哈哈哈

3181
02:11:30,866 --> 02:11:31,899
今天等一下

3182
02:11:31,900 --> 02:11:35,666
再播个十几分钟之后剩120分钟

3183
02:11:37,033 --> 02:11:37,933
剩120分钟

3184
02:11:37,933 --> 02:11:40,799
然后我想一下怎么怎么怎么去处理呢

3185
02:11:40,800 --> 02:11:42,266
因为我还得做饭吃

3186
02:11:42,266 --> 02:11:44,666
我再不吃饭的话又要晕倒了

3187
02:11:45,266 --> 02:11:46,066
你看

3188
02:11:46,800 --> 02:11:47,466
现在的胃

3189
02:11:47,466 --> 02:11:51,833
已经禁不住主播播多久就不吃多久了

3190
02:11:52,500 --> 02:11:55,300
新人感慨直播做饭

3191
02:11:57,733 --> 02:11:59,399
我们厨房太小了

3192
02:11:59,400 --> 02:12:01,466
没有放得下大家的地方

3193
02:12:03,100 --> 02:12:05,833
啊 100多块钱人跟我去我厨房里面

3194
02:12:05,833 --> 02:12:07,866
那得是什么样的情况呀

3195
02:12:07,866 --> 02:12:09,933
大家都变成纸片才行

3196
02:12:11,833 --> 02:12:13,299
不行的做不到

3197
02:12:14,066 --> 02:12:15,233
谢谢小花

3198
02:12:18,200 --> 02:12:20,233
不到太困难了

3199
02:12:27,033 --> 02:12:29,299
主要他就是主打一个什么

3200
02:12:29,433 --> 02:12:33,533
主打一个又小又窄连放大家的这个

3201
02:12:33,933 --> 02:12:35,633
连接通道的这个

3202
02:12:35,633 --> 02:12:38,099
这个电脑都放不下

3203
02:12:39,666 --> 02:12:42,266
我要把大家放在厨房的话

3204
02:12:43,300 --> 02:12:45,400
大家身上可能就会沾上一些

3205
02:12:45,400 --> 02:12:47,000
什么黑胡椒粉啊

3206
02:12:47,000 --> 02:12:48,400
花椒面啊

3207
02:12:48,866 --> 02:12:50,799
玉米油啊之类的东西

3208
02:12:51,133 --> 02:12:53,933
本来就不整洁的电脑

3209
02:12:54,066 --> 02:12:55,733
雪上加霜啊

3210
02:12:59,233 --> 02:13:01,099
魔法小猫你的魔法呢

3211
02:13:01,100 --> 02:13:03,800
我没有把人变成尸体的魔法

3212
02:13:03,933 --> 02:13:06,699
我也没有把人变成纸片的魔法

3213
02:13:08,200 --> 02:13:10,666
啊不过我被朋友评价了

3214
02:13:10,733 --> 02:13:13,266
然后不是最近在看福利联吗

3215
02:13:13,333 --> 02:13:16,066
然后朋友评价我说啊

3216
02:13:16,100 --> 02:13:18,500
我觉得你好像福利联里的角色啊

3217
02:13:18,500 --> 02:13:19,466
我说真的吗

3218
02:13:19,466 --> 02:13:21,533
我的魔法这么被认可吗

3219
02:13:21,600 --> 02:13:22,933
我说我像谁

3220
02:13:23,233 --> 02:13:26,266
快快我想知道啊

3221
02:13:26,433 --> 02:13:28,299
我想知道我像谁呀

3222
02:13:28,633 --> 02:13:29,499
然后他说

3223
02:13:29,800 --> 02:13:32,600
我觉得你像福利连里面那个种子鼠

3224
02:13:33,066 --> 02:13:35,266
到处把东西藏来藏去

3225
02:13:35,266 --> 02:13:37,233
然后往那一扔就忘了后

3226
02:13:37,233 --> 02:13:38,999
面他们都长出花了

3227
02:13:39,000 --> 02:13:40,100
发芽了

3228
02:13:40,600 --> 02:13:43,800
我会想到我家里面自从我搬家之后

3229
02:13:43,800 --> 02:13:44,866
买了6次土豆

3230
02:13:44,866 --> 02:13:46,333
没有一次是吃了

3231
02:13:46,333 --> 02:13:49,199
超过这个买的量的一半的

3232
02:13:49,200 --> 02:13:51,600
他们就都发青发绿发芽

3233
02:13:51,666 --> 02:13:53,033
我就有点流汗

3234
02:13:54,433 --> 02:13:55,233
没有想到

3235
02:13:55,233 --> 02:13:56,033
主播

3236
02:13:57,000 --> 02:13:58,200
主播主播

3237
02:13:58,200 --> 02:14:01,533
甚至在动画里面像的角色都不是人的

3238
02:14:01,666 --> 02:14:04,499
说觉得我像那个种子鼠

3239
02:14:06,833 --> 02:14:09,399
让我觉得哎呦

3240
02:14:09,400 --> 02:14:11,333
但我就没有办法反驳人家

3241
02:14:11,333 --> 02:14:13,699
我觉得人家说的还挺对的

3242
02:14:13,700 --> 02:14:15,466
拿来炸薯条吧

3243
02:14:15,700 --> 02:14:17,033
不要变成薯条

3244
02:14:17,533 --> 02:14:19,333
我宁愿变成薯片

3245
02:14:19,666 --> 02:14:21,799
薯片吃起来好吃一点

3246
02:14:21,933 --> 02:14:25,299
最好是墨西哥鸡汁番茄味的薯片

3247
02:14:25,600 --> 02:14:26,400
嗯

3248
02:14:28,833 --> 02:14:31,033
如果要变成盐醋味的薯片

3249
02:14:31,033 --> 02:14:32,433
我宁愿死

3250
02:14:34,733 --> 02:14:41,599
但是人生难免会有些不快乐

3251
02:14:42,600 --> 02:14:44,933
告别今天

3252
02:14:45,866 --> 02:14:49,333
总是让人觉得失落

3253
02:14:50,033 --> 02:14:56,933
看看明天在琴弦向我招手

3254
02:14:57,300 --> 02:15:00,733
每天就在日升日落

3255
02:15:01,066 --> 02:15:04,699
抓紧时间幻想更多

3256
02:15:05,000 --> 02:15:10,100
期待生命中每秒每一刻

3257
02:15:11,266 --> 02:15:12,066
哇

3258
02:15:12,733 --> 02:15:16,499
明亮的眼睛在闪烁

3259
02:15:16,533 --> 02:15:19,833
迎着阳光的笑容

3260
02:15:20,300 --> 02:15:27,266
勇敢说出心里珍藏的那份小小感动

3261
02:15:28,033 --> 02:15:31,999
迎面吹来清晨的微风

3262
02:15:32,200 --> 02:15:35,200
将童年心愿带走

3263
02:15:35,633 --> 02:15:40,833
它会悄悄种在成长的路口

3264
02:15:43,300 --> 02:15:48,666
它会悄悄种在成长的路口

3265
02:15:51,333 --> 02:15:53,233
你下次把土豆放花盆里

3266
02:15:53,233 --> 02:15:54,499
他们就不敢发芽了

3267
02:15:54,500 --> 02:15:57,133
好吧我觉得你说的是对

3268
02:15:57,700 --> 02:16:00,266
我已经把它放在那个阳台里面了

3269
02:16:03,933 --> 02:16:06,099
为众人发青变绿者

3270
02:16:06,100 --> 02:16:08,233
必使其冻毙于风雪

3271
02:16:08,700 --> 02:16:11,100
哈哈哈

3272
02:16:11,100 --> 02:16:13,800
啊去外面吃灰吧

3273
02:16:14,666 --> 02:16:16,299
放阳台应该可以

3274
02:16:16,300 --> 02:16:19,266
可以延缓他这个什么的速度啊

3275
02:16:19,266 --> 02:16:22,233
可以延缓他长牙的速度吧

3276
02:16:23,000 --> 02:16:25,500
好可爱你就是嫩的太大

3277
02:16:28,300 --> 02:16:29,400
这是坏的

3278
02:16:30,533 --> 02:16:31,533
这是坏的

3279
02:16:32,866 --> 02:16:34,466
看到没这是这是坏的

3280
02:16:34,466 --> 02:16:35,499
这是垫的

3281
02:16:36,000 --> 02:16:38,633
这个这个这个是印在衣服上的

3282
02:16:38,633 --> 02:16:40,633
这不是主播的真实单身

3283
02:16:42,100 --> 02:16:44,066
没有什么不可以承认的

3284
02:16:44,433 --> 02:16:47,133
懂吧修容可以修出很多的

3285
02:16:47,133 --> 02:16:51,133
这个技巧可以把塌鼻梁修成高鼻梁

3286
02:16:51,133 --> 02:16:53,499
可以把亚洲人修成欧洲人

3287
02:16:54,100 --> 02:16:56,666
呃也可以在这个关节的地方啊

3288
02:16:56,800 --> 02:16:58,200
扫一些什么腮红

3289
02:16:58,200 --> 02:17:01,000
让它变得楚楚可人粉嫩可爱

3290
02:17:01,000 --> 02:17:03,600
我在衣服上印个阴影让自己显得大点

3291
02:17:03,600 --> 02:17:04,700
有什么问题啊

3292
02:17:04,700 --> 02:17:05,600
没什么问题

3293
02:17:09,666 --> 02:17:11,533
哎太有品味了

3294
02:17:11,533 --> 02:17:14,799
我就知道品主是这个世界的通用爱好

3295
02:17:19,133 --> 02:17:21,833
差不多今天也该放个戒烟

3296
02:17:21,833 --> 02:17:25,299
下班了就该是这样

3297
02:17:30,933 --> 02:17:33,299
然后我要去找饭吃

3298
02:17:37,066 --> 02:17:37,433
对了

3299
02:17:37,433 --> 02:17:39,699
还有一件事需要大家帮忙决定一下

3300
02:17:39,700 --> 02:17:41,000
我现在有一盒肉馅

3301
02:17:41,000 --> 02:17:42,466
我今天打算吃这个

3302
02:17:42,466 --> 02:17:43,299
欢迎阿姨

3303
02:17:43,933 --> 02:17:45,466
我今天打算吃这个

3304
02:17:45,633 --> 02:17:48,199
然后那个你们觉得应该怎么做啊

3305
02:17:48,200 --> 02:17:50,333
我是应该做个番茄肉酱

3306
02:17:50,333 --> 02:17:51,866
意面的那种做法

3307
02:17:51,933 --> 02:17:54,333
还是做个那种卤肉的肉酱

3308
02:17:55,100 --> 02:17:57,500
还是说把它跟茄子一起做

3309
02:17:57,500 --> 02:17:59,200
做成肉末茄子啊

3310
02:18:01,100 --> 02:18:01,900
中午好

3311
02:18:06,800 --> 02:18:07,800
吃不下饭了

3312
02:18:07,800 --> 02:18:09,133
你该饿死了

3313
02:18:11,533 --> 02:18:12,833
我要去吃饭

3314
02:18:16,033 --> 02:18:17,466
你偷卤肉一片

3315
02:18:17,466 --> 02:18:19,433
快快大家帮我决定一下

3316
02:18:24,133 --> 02:18:26,199
包饺子我不会包饺子

3317
02:18:26,200 --> 02:18:27,800
我跟面合不来

3318
02:18:28,800 --> 02:18:29,833
你投番茄

3319
02:18:29,833 --> 02:18:31,633
找投票能给我们吃点吗

3320
02:18:31,633 --> 02:18:33,333
会给大家拍照片的

3321
02:18:33,666 --> 02:18:34,499
你们可以吸取

3322
02:18:34,500 --> 02:18:36,100
照片里的精气啊

3323
02:18:37,200 --> 02:18:38,300
不是美国时间

3324
02:18:38,300 --> 02:18:42,066
现在是加大时间卤肉吧

3325
02:18:43,433 --> 02:18:47,899
啊卤肉番茄卤肉2:1

3326
02:18:47,900 --> 02:18:49,266
开个猫罐头得了

3327
02:18:49,266 --> 02:18:50,099
不行不行不行

3328
02:18:50,100 --> 02:18:51,733
好不容易昨天买了新食材

3329
02:18:51,733 --> 02:18:53,733
不能把新食材放到旧食材再吃

3330
02:18:54,033 --> 02:18:55,099
做千层面

3331
02:18:55,200 --> 02:18:56,666
千层面感觉不如

3332
02:18:57,300 --> 02:19:00,300
不如把千层面煮熟了当烤冷面

3333
02:19:00,300 --> 02:19:03,033
做千层面的做法真难吃

3334
02:19:06,833 --> 02:19:07,499
你怎么知道

3335
02:19:07,500 --> 02:19:09,500
我家里还有玉米罐头

3336
02:19:09,666 --> 02:19:13,799
海苔片肉松午餐肉罐头

3337
02:19:14,233 --> 02:19:15,599
还有玉米笋罐头

3338
02:19:15,600 --> 02:19:16,600
鹌鹑蛋罐头

3339
02:19:16,600 --> 02:19:17,866
椰浆罐头

3340
02:19:17,933 --> 02:19:19,666
番茄糕罐头

3341
02:19:21,000 --> 02:19:22,333
还有橘子罐头

3342
02:19:23,933 --> 02:19:25,933
千层面不如烤冷面一根毛

3343
02:19:32,633 --> 02:19:35,499
冬天在家里面囤点罐头很奇怪吗

3344
02:19:37,300 --> 02:19:39,233
你这是末日扇贝吗

3345
02:19:39,233 --> 02:19:41,933
那就打开就能吃啊

3346
02:19:42,400 --> 02:19:43,900
简单又快捷

3347
02:19:46,200 --> 02:19:47,333
也不是很多啦啊

3348
02:19:47,333 --> 02:19:48,999
还有德国酸菜的罐头

3349
02:19:49,000 --> 02:19:50,100
昨天刚买的

3350
02:19:50,500 --> 02:19:52,533
要不是大家提醒我我都忘了

3351
02:19:54,466 --> 02:19:56,399
有用吗当然有啦

3352
02:19:56,466 --> 02:19:59,533
这些能保证我不想出门不想买东西

3353
02:19:59,533 --> 02:20:01,866
不想点外卖的时候能活5天呢

3354
02:20:01,866 --> 02:20:02,866
挺好的吧

3355
02:20:09,600 --> 02:20:11,600
而且明明都是很常用的

3356
02:20:11,600 --> 02:20:13,100
什么德国酸菜

3357
02:20:14,000 --> 02:20:15,700
就是德国酸菜啊

3358
02:20:15,700 --> 02:20:17,333
跟东北酸菜差不多

3359
02:20:17,333 --> 02:20:20,333
但是据说有一部分是拿白醋泡的

3360
02:20:20,333 --> 02:20:22,066
不是自然发酵的

3361
02:20:22,200 --> 02:20:23,200
但是差不多

3362
02:20:23,200 --> 02:20:25,066
我记得东北是用大白菜腌

3363
02:20:25,066 --> 02:20:26,999
然后德国是用卷心菜腌吧

3364
02:20:27,266 --> 02:20:28,999
就算没有拥有

3365
02:20:30,500 --> 02:20:34,233
还记得你说家是唯一的城堡

3366
02:20:34,233 --> 02:20:37,066
随着稻香河流继续奔跑

3367
02:20:37,066 --> 02:20:40,699
微微笑小时候的梦我知道

3368
02:20:42,500 --> 02:20:43,333
不要哭

3369
02:20:43,466 --> 02:20:44,633
方便面的作用

3370
02:20:44,633 --> 02:20:45,266
差不多吧

3371
02:20:45,266 --> 02:20:46,733
方便面也有很多啦

3372
02:20:56,000 --> 02:20:57,100
5,000 有点少

3373
02:20:57,100 --> 02:20:59,066
你架子上的能吃一个月

3374
02:20:59,233 --> 02:21:01,799
主要是我老是买回来又忘记

3375
02:21:01,833 --> 02:21:04,266
所以我记得的量是5天

3376
02:21:04,266 --> 02:21:05,499
哈哈哈

3377
02:21:05,500 --> 02:21:08,333
但是我不记得的量就不知道是多少了

3378
02:21:11,466 --> 02:21:13,799
好了真下班了

3379
02:21:13,800 --> 02:21:15,400
那我做个卤肉的吧

3380
02:21:15,400 --> 02:21:16,833
虽然没什么人偷看

3381
02:21:17,400 --> 02:21:20,466
就是还是以2:1的微弱优势领先

3382
02:21:24,833 --> 02:21:27,399
谢谢大家今天来看我直播哦

3383
02:21:27,533 --> 02:21:29,866
还有就是嘲笑我的人

3384
02:21:29,866 --> 02:21:31,999
我一个人不会放过哦

3385
02:21:32,266 --> 02:21:33,066
嗯

3386
02:21:35,666 --> 02:21:36,199
嘿嘿

3387
02:21:36,200 --> 02:21:38,300
谢谢大家今天看我直播哦

3388
02:21:40,533 --> 02:21:41,333
嗯

3389
02:21:42,400 --> 02:21:44,033
哈哈哈

3390
02:21:44,200 --> 02:21:45,000
拜拜

3391
02:21:55,100 --> 02:21:58,333
已经为了变得更好

3392
02:21:58,933 --> 02:22:00,533
你的锋芒

3393
02:22:02,866 --> 02:22:08,633
一不小心成了你的倾诉对象

3394
02:22:10,900 --> 02:22:15,200
电话约在从前约会的地方

3395
02:22:15,233 --> 02:22:18,999
要陪你唱歌吃饭我结账

3396
02:22:20,266 --> 02:22:23,899
保持优良习惯

3397
02:22:26,866 --> 02:22:32,533
你说最近过的还算幸福美满

3398
02:22:34,900 --> 02:22:40,600
喝了几杯唱了几段你却哭了

3399
02:22:42,833 --> 02:22:47,099
想去安慰却不知什么立场

3400
02:22:47,200 --> 02:22:50,333
听你说话看你哭湿头

3401
02:22:51,833 --> 02:22:55,499
我得到了惩罚

3402
02:22:58,033 --> 02:23:01,466
戒了烟我不习惯

3403
02:23:01,866 --> 02:23:05,699
没有你我怎么办

3404
02:23:05,900 --> 02:23:09,700
3年零一个礼拜

3405
02:23:09,900 --> 02:23:13,700
才学会怎么忍耐

3406
02:23:13,933 --> 02:23:17,699
你给过我的伤害

3407
02:23:17,900 --> 02:23:21,700
是没有一句责怪

3408
02:23:21,900 --> 02:23:25,866
戒了烟染上悲伤

3409
02:23:25,866 --> 02:23:28,999
我也不想

3410
02:23:43,066 --> 02:23:48,533
你说最近过的还算幸福美满

3411
02:23:50,833 --> 02:23:52,466
喝了几杯

3412
02:23:52,466 --> 02:23:56,899
唱了几段你却哭了

3413
02:23:58,833 --> 02:24:00,333
想去安慰

3414
02:24:00,600 --> 02:24:01,833
桌子太矮了

3415
02:24:01,833 --> 02:24:06,466
感觉看他总是忍不住的脖子往前倾

3416
02:24:08,000 --> 02:24:08,800
啊

3417
02:24:11,800 --> 02:24:14,833
这样对体太不好

3418
02:24:19,533 --> 02:24:20,333
哼

3419
02:24:20,466 --> 02:24:23,133
我怎么什么都没吃开始打嗝

3420
02:24:23,900 --> 02:24:25,533
一个礼拜

3421
02:24:25,933 --> 02:24:29,699
才学会怎么忍耐

3422
02:24:29,933 --> 02:24:33,866
你给过我的伤害

3423
02:24:33,900 --> 02:24:37,700
是没有一句责怪

3424
02:24:37,933 --> 02:24:43,199
戒了烟染上悲伤的味道

3425
02:24:45,133 --> 02:24:46,133
它太重

3426
02:24:48,400 --> 02:24:49,200
了

3427
02:24:52,100 --> 02:24:55,533
下次试着坐家里面的小沙发吧

3428
02:24:55,533 --> 02:24:57,533
我下次把它搬过来

3429
02:24:57,900 --> 02:25:03,200
哦谁也不想谁也不想

3430
02:25:16,066 --> 02:25:16,933
想你

3431
02:25:17,866 --> 02:25:21,899
戒了烟我不习惯

3432
02:25:21,933 --> 02:25:25,599
没有你我怎么办

3433
02:25:26,000 --> 02:25:29,833
3年零一个礼拜

3434
02:25:29,933 --> 02:25:33,733
才学会怎么忍耐

3435
02:25:33,900 --> 02:25:37,466
你给过我的伤害

3436
02:25:37,900 --> 02:25:41,866
是没有一句责怪

3437
02:25:45,900 --> 02:25:49,866
戒了烟染上悲伤

3438
02:25:49,866 --> 02:25:53,066
我也不想

3439
02:26:33,633 --> 02:26:38,466
谢谢相思相忆空吟胡华年格斯

3440
02:26:42,333 --> 02:26:43,133
谢谢

3441
02:26:43,400 --> 02:26:48,400
糯米肉凉酸菜砂糖山村人

3442
02:26:48,400 --> 02:26:50,100
秋水可寒鱼

3443
02:26:50,100 --> 02:26:52,600
其生活黯然开窍

3444
02:26:54,266 --> 02:26:58,666
走路的狼尿尿困了没地分骨的老师

3445
02:26:58,666 --> 02:26:59,633
白天发疯

3446
02:26:59,633 --> 02:27:03,133
晚上发情和请教我做周一的店长

3447
02:27:04,300 --> 02:27:05,100
感谢

3448
02:27:11,666 --> 02:27:13,099
这是群星本色

3449
02:27:13,100 --> 02:27:17,000
两个爱心报纸和林霄云的棒棒糖

3450
02:27:18,333 --> 02:27:19,233
小情书

3451
02:27:23,000 --> 02:27:24,133
谢谢大家

3452
02:27:41,733 --> 02:27:43,999
mama cried for the cash that i saw the moon

3453
02:27:44,000 --> 02:27:44,800
and then they moved at

3454
02:27:44,800 --> 02:27:47,100
her could really hide that she knows

3455
02:27:47,100 --> 02:27:49,666
that i am just looking over the enemy

3456
02:27:49,700 --> 02:27:53,200
so you tell me i'm sending over nothing no nothing

3457
02:27:53,800 --> 02:27:55,433
i might demand an

3458
02:28:01,466 --> 02:28:08,499
old man

3459
02:28:10,500 --> 02:28:12,233
嘟嘟嘟嘟

3460
02:28:14,000 --> 02:28:16,733
get up get up

3461
02:28:20,200 --> 02:28:21,000
get

3462
02:28:24,500 --> 02:28:25,300
up

3463
02:28:27,466 --> 02:28:29,699
i've only not got any old man

3464
02:28:31,633 --> 02:28:34,033
i've got enough to call it a yawn

3465
02:28:35,633 --> 02:28:36,533
starlight starlight

3466
02:28:36,533 --> 02:28:42,333
i'm on the dance mountains mountains scatter the night oh oh

3467
02:28:43,000 --> 02:29:02,133
da da dakaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa