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na

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na

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na

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na

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你探索新年华

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你匍匐的扫码盘

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立刻生活

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为什么晚上直播这个房间里这么暗呢

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哎

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我在找家里面到底哪个灯没打开啊

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哎

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呃

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为什么呢

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嗯

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太阳没打开

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啊原来是这样

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好吧哈哈

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摩纳塔基亚

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摩托塔基亚

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摩克萨特耶和什么表情啊金哥

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正好是斩掉了一半我

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你还回来吗

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你还回来吗

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我相信你我相信你

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给你加油打气

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给你扣一复活

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冲刺冲刺

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哎呀我是一只小猫

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我们今天换个位置吧哎

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我们今天换个位置吧

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我们进场加班不是160分钟

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反正40分钟还了

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我们就只剩下一整场

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一整场两个小时啊

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一场加加

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加哈哈

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我们今天换个位置吧

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我怎么老往这边看啊

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我这边谁也没坐啊啊

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但这边有我的怪兽帕鲁在

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我另一台电脑在我右边

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哈哈我今天怎么老往这边看啊

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我们换个位置吧

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增强一下带入感啊来

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平移一下现场

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修改一下我们直播间的设置啊

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啊我也不知道为什么会这样捏

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好奇怪啊

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na na

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na

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na

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na

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我这个聊天怎么动不了啊

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啊能动能动

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好

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对啊我打算我人往左边

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我们今天在左边播

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哈哈我们今天在左边播

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然后这个把把

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把我们的公告移到右边去

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怎么样主播是天才吧

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主播是不是天才

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嘿嘿

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啊好不习惯啊

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我还是习惯我人在右边

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然后看左边的大家

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哎呀哈喽哈喽

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早上好

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然后不听DICO27的歌了

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我上播之前听的

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先不听DICO27的歌了

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我们听点

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听点正常直播的歌曲好好

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好哈喽哈喽

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大家好早上好

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嗨周末开心

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哈哈终于结束了一周的那个什么

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我终于结束了一周的盘龙生涯啊

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开始轮到大家当农场主的周六周日了

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恭喜恭喜

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呃

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早上好姥姥

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早上好可乐吗

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金宝早上好

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哎不对啊今天

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今天周几啊

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怎么进来好多人跟我说上班啊

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哎

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今天不是周周六吗

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怎么怎么大家还上班这么辛苦的吗

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我以为要过年可以少加点班了啊

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不行还是还是得看屏幕

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不行不行不行

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主要是我怕我一看屏幕又大小眼了

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哎呦

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单休很正常

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我感觉单休就休息特别特别不好

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我要是周六有考试的话

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我就感觉这周就像没放假一样

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那个周日就白放你知道吧

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纯纯的白放

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纯白给我

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不知道干嘛呢

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早上起来洗个脸啊

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玩会游戏啊

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或者直会播

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往床上躺一下一天就过去了

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第二天又上班去了

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我感觉我反应特别慢啊

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就这种感觉

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猫年前才是加班多的时候啊

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是这样吗

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尼玛赛不太清楚你在想什么

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过年才是加班最多的好吧好吧

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主播

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主播主播

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主播不太了解这个视频

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发现我们太暗了

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我现在有一种在山洞里直播的感觉啊

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我们房间里面唯一的光源

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是我的电脑发出了光

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加上我的手机啊

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背面开了个手电筒

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今天是不是哪个灯坏了呀

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觉得不太对劲

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我房间里面应该有四五个灯的

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怎么怎么今天这么暗啊

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哎呦有点幽闭恐惧症发作了

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家人们哈哈哈

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找不到早播的感觉啊

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好紧张

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早上好东方正

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早上好小叶

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早上好画画博罗赛东

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早上好颜色慵懒

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早上好

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呃

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瑞一怎么读啊

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早上好余光熙

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早上好百合灵龟龟文件

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早上好皮草女孩重度依赖

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早上好小熊猫猫

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早上好猫儿

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还有

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早上好

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哎呀

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啊下次播户外就没问题了

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不要播户外

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没啥好播的

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呃你知不知道这个播不了户外的呀

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这边的话

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但凡在直播实景镜头里面

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出现任何的英文或者是小语种

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反正是除了中文之外所有的语言啊

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都要打码

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要不然你就会被掐断

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因为审核看不懂

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他不知道你在通过这个东西

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传播什么信息

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所以他就会把你掐掉

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早上好嗯

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这不行的哎呀

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事情还是蛮多的

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哎呦我这个腰啊

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不应该在上播之前打了半个小时幻兽

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帕鲁

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啊我现在的心还浮了起来啊

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哎呦

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还还停留在那个什么主播被那个

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被被一群蜜蜂一起自爆炸死了

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我看他在那边闪光围着我飞

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我还寻思这什么什么技能呢

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然后一下一个自爆

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把我送到西天上去了

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充满怨气的打开了直播

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电脑啊哈哈哈

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此刻的文化程度不太理想啊

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那我搞不好主播也看不懂呢

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搞个按摩仪放腰

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那咱家有这条件吗

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咱家咱家还有这条件呢

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平凡的回头

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想找个大一点的抱枕垫在我腰上

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哎呀

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你控制好距离他就不会自爆了

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哈哈哈哎呀

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要不咋说不播这个呢

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根本播不了

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玩一会然后人就晕了

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玩一会就死了

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玩一会就回家了

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一回家就摸摸这个摸摸那个

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哎呀然后帮他们干活

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看他们谁没吃饭

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然后扔到饭盆上面

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再不吃饭我自己上

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守卫啊

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我每次一死一回家我就出不来了

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我家要建在新手村那边

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我新手台的这个岛

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我怀疑

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现在比主播所在的这个魔法学院

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还熟悉啊

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闭着眼睛都知道

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走到哪都有矿

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哎呀

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我真服了我自己了

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你又不播

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你说这些有什么用啊

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我播不了

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我这卡我试了卡

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真卡真不行

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掉针特严重哎呀

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他自己玩自己的都掉针

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然后就开的那个就是

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观看体验特别不好

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你知道吗

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我也就是主播吧

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主播拿着这破一零六零

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哎呦

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这个顽强使用了好几年才能瘦的了

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真不行哎呀

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我真服了

224
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而且这两个电脑一起开

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就会有一个问题啊

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我们家一个插座都没有

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我俩都没有

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那就只得有一个电脑充不了电

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因为我得有一个插座用来开灯

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要不然的话

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哎呦

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这房间真是摸黑打游戏的那种房间了

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地图没开全的话往那一走就卡

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我只开了一条

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就那么一条

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就一整条

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我沿着那个

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什么我沿着那个

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怎么说呢

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地图最右边

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从右下角然后一直往最上边走

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我看我开的那个地图的那个形状

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就是非常长的一条啊

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除除了那个长条之外啥都没有

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哈哈哈

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只点亮了边上那一圈啊

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我现在往那个右边走

248
00:12:15,933 --> 00:12:17,533
一直贴着右边走

249
00:12:17,533 --> 00:12:20,099
然后跑到那个第三纪念区去

250
00:12:22,766 --> 00:12:23,999
我也不知道那是哪的

251
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,733
我学的挺高科技的

252
00:12:25,733 --> 00:12:27,133
然后一下一看哇

253
00:12:27,133 --> 00:12:29,299
这地方怪等级真高啊

254
00:12:30,133 --> 00:12:31,199
谁也打不过

255
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:33,166
但是一看都很漂亮

256
00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:34,933
我心想怎么办呢

257
00:12:34,933 --> 00:12:37,466
啊有有了想个办法

258
00:12:37,533 --> 00:12:40,933
我就把我那个第二个家造在这了

259
00:12:40,933 --> 00:12:42,666
第二个家啥设施也没有

260
00:12:42,666 --> 00:12:45,133
就只有一块空洞的传送板啊

261
00:12:45,533 --> 00:12:48,599
我就把那个我家里面的没在干活的

262
00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:52,466
歇息的各位小叛徒全都拽出来

263
00:12:52,566 --> 00:12:55,199
然后我出去给他一棍棍

264
00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:55,966
哈哈

265
00:12:55,966 --> 00:12:59,066
让他追着我跑到我家的那个范围里面

266
00:12:59,066 --> 00:13:01,366
然后他就会得到很多很多的

267
00:13:01,366 --> 00:13:02,933
什么小火球

268
00:13:02,933 --> 00:13:05,199
小水袋小冰块之类的

269
00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:05,999
大家一起上

270
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:10,733
上完了之后打十几分钟刷上一片红

271
00:13:10,733 --> 00:13:12,166
最后把他打死了

272
00:13:13,966 --> 00:13:16,599
打半天我想抓他的

273
00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:20,166
结果我那个球他说不行弹开了

274
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:21,299
等级太低了

275
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,166
我说好吧

276
00:13:22,266 --> 00:13:24,333
我说没办法只能打死了

277
00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:25,900
谢谢

278
00:13:27,133 --> 00:13:28,366
12月的心愿

279
00:13:28,366 --> 00:13:29,599
盲盒的情书

280
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:30,600
很多你哎呀

281
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,200
多感谢支持

282
00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:34,000
你说这玩意播出来

283
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,166
这不是纯纯的高血压

284
00:13:36,366 --> 00:13:37,799
这不是纯高血压

285
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:38,533
哎呀主播

286
00:13:38,533 --> 00:13:41,699
觉得还是杂谈比较适合主播一点

287
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:44,400
哦

288
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:50,866
今天还看到了那个玉小姐的自设啊

289
00:13:50,866 --> 00:13:51,899
也不是自设吧

290
00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:54,700
这皮套的草稿啊

291
00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:59,000
我看到这个他说问题是你都不播

292
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,200
你说这些有什么用

293
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,566
跟大家聊聊天吧

294
00:14:01,566 --> 00:14:03,366
这不是今天经历了什么吗

295
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:04,933
你是不是急眼了呀

296
00:14:04,933 --> 00:14:07,799
哭了吗你是不是特别想看

297
00:14:09,066 --> 00:14:11,999
哈哈哈哎

298
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,600
我今天看到了日式的那个皮套的草稿

299
00:14:16,133 --> 00:14:17,499
哎不是皮套吧

300
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:20,100
就是人设衣服的草稿啊

301
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:23,300
呃他跟我完全是两个方向的

302
00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:23,800
你知道吧

303
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,966
口播游戏全靠脑斧

304
00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:26,966
这不跟大家聊聊嘛

305
00:14:26,966 --> 00:14:28,099
反正大家都在玩

306
00:14:28,266 --> 00:14:29,733
也没有听不懂的

307
00:14:32,966 --> 00:14:34,399
真到那个什么啊

308
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:36,600
真到真到上那个操作

309
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,666
播游戏的时候就完蛋了

310
00:14:38,666 --> 00:14:39,366
你知道吧

311
00:14:39,366 --> 00:14:40,133
就完蛋了

312
00:14:40,133 --> 00:14:41,733
我就啥也不会说了

313
00:14:41,733 --> 00:14:45,866
只剩下啊和哦知道吧哈哈哈

314
00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:47,766
啊

315
00:14:47,766 --> 00:14:51,866
我就只剩下啊哦就不会有别的声音了

316
00:14:51,866 --> 00:14:55,933
你们一场就能捡出来一个那个什么啊

317
00:14:55,933 --> 00:14:57,333
鬼叫合集

318
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,133
这是狗狗显卡的小蝴蝶

319
00:15:03,066 --> 00:15:06,466
你们就就听三个声就行了

320
00:15:06,466 --> 00:15:07,999
其实都不用开麦

321
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,200
就做三个按键轮流播放

322
00:15:10,366 --> 00:15:13,299
一个是开的好东西哇

323
00:15:13,666 --> 00:15:15,466
一个是死了啊

324
00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:19,466
然后还有一个是急眼了一排桌子

325
00:15:19,466 --> 00:15:22,566
就这就这三个声音就没有别的声音了

326
00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:24,700
哈哈哈哎

327
00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:26,100
那还能有啥呀

328
00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:27,166
主播主播的

329
00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:28,799
那个游戏

330
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:32,066
直播水平还是一如既往的抽象啊

331
00:15:32,066 --> 00:15:32,733
谢谢果果

332
00:15:32,733 --> 00:15:34,166
显卡的这个好耶

333
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,533
玉女士评价一下自己的OC

334
00:15:36,533 --> 00:15:37,899
他评价自己OC哦

335
00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:39,200
我看他一眼

336
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:40,933
他那个OC是什么

337
00:15:41,133 --> 00:15:42,566
就怎么说

338
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:44,166
留的头发比较短啊

339
00:15:44,166 --> 00:15:45,766
小短头发啊

340
00:15:45,766 --> 00:15:47,933
加上主播一直心心念念

341
00:15:47,933 --> 00:15:49,599
跟大家念叨过的那种

342
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:50,500
狼尾

343
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:53,500
就是一个梳的低一点的单马尾啊

344
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:54,500
搭在前面

345
00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:56,600
其他的头发是短发的那种

346
00:15:57,166 --> 00:15:59,866
说哇好帅好踢

347
00:15:59,900 --> 00:16:02,133
哈哈哈我俩笑成一团

348
00:16:02,133 --> 00:16:03,966
我说好踢啊好踢

349
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:05,500
然后他说

350
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:06,933
他说这个这个

351
00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:09,566
就是想设定一个比较中性一点的

352
00:16:09,566 --> 00:16:11,566
比较帅气的那种风格

353
00:16:11,566 --> 00:16:13,299
我说挺好的挺好的

354
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:18,466
然后我跟他说要设计OC的话

355
00:16:18,466 --> 00:16:19,966
或者说设计皮套的

356
00:16:19,966 --> 00:16:23,399
话记得到时候就是设计重心啊

357
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,700
要放在上半身

358
00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:26,766
但是不要不要像我一样

359
00:16:26,766 --> 00:16:28,866
不要像主播一样啊

360
00:16:28,866 --> 00:16:30,333
花了好多钱

361
00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:33,166
给这个下半身根本看不到的裙子啊

362
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:34,666
做这个差分啊

363
00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:36,300
是吧给他

364
00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:40,700
哈哈哈给他做这种这种这种双重设计

365
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:43,700
其实在直播里面根本就看不到

366
00:16:46,133 --> 00:16:46,899
他说对

367
00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:49,400
所以他下半身就穿了一条裤子啊

368
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:50,533
非常简约

369
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,466
期待一下吧期待一下吧

370
00:16:53,466 --> 00:16:56,166
希望可以早日见到他的欧西啊

371
00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:59,566
我觉得肯定到时候有人要觉得主播

372
00:16:59,566 --> 00:17:02,566
主播在跟人联合炒作了对吧

373
00:17:02,566 --> 00:17:06,099
主播其实根本没有一个二次元室友啊

374
00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:09,200
而是说哈哈这是什么

375
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,100
夜夜传媒的第一部啊

376
00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:12,500
首先先联动

377
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,566
先搞一个那个什么搞一个

378
00:17:14,566 --> 00:17:16,299
搞一个社团出来啊

379
00:17:16,466 --> 00:17:19,499
然后到时候这个我跟室友的切片是吧

380
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:22,600
发的差不多了之后这个宣布

381
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:25,800
这个这个这个呃

382
00:17:26,733 --> 00:17:28,699
有一堆女士堂堂出道

383
00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:32,400
哈哈哈而且真没有真没有啊

384
00:17:32,533 --> 00:17:33,299
这个这个

385
00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:36,133
我也是跨年那个时候才知道

386
00:17:36,133 --> 00:17:38,699
他确实有在约这个人设

387
00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:39,500
搞啊

388
00:17:40,466 --> 00:17:44,999
谢谢不得说的不的同类的粉丝团啊

389
00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:46,700
不说不的不

390
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:51,766
谢谢不说不的不成为了粉丝团灯牌

391
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,700
我在讲什么啊

392
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:58,566
你起的名字怎么这么绕啊

393
00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:01,266
不不怪我不怪我

394
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,299
肥猫就喜欢这种中性的

395
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:08,133
中性的确实很帅吧

396
00:18:08,733 --> 00:18:09,899
就不得不说

397
00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:11,466
这个中性风格

398
00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:13,999
确实是狠狠的把主播拿捏了

399
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:18,800
主播的很多差距感觉都是非常固定的

400
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:21,066
不管是中性的风格啊

401
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:24,400
还是说这个这个坚持的腿环啊

402
00:18:24,466 --> 00:18:27,466
因为我盯着他那个OC看了好长时间

403
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:30,466
我说你觉不觉得你腿上缺点东西啊

404
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,300
你是不是应该往腿上绑一

405
00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:35,900
个袋子然后在上面绑一把什么

406
00:18:36,066 --> 00:18:37,666
绑一把这个手枪

407
00:18:37,666 --> 00:18:41,299
或者绑一个针管哈哈哈啊之类的

408
00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:43,933
要不要要不要这样一下啊

409
00:18:43,933 --> 00:18:46,499
感觉说出这句话的那一瞬间

410
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,400
意识到我又犯病了

411
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:52,466
我又开始对于腿踝有一些想法了

412
00:18:52,866 --> 00:18:55,566
腿环加速攻击力加一啊

413
00:18:55,566 --> 00:18:56,466
知道什么

414
00:18:56,466 --> 00:18:57,999
这个攻击腿环

415
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,466
攻击力腿环啊

416
00:18:59,933 --> 00:19:00,799
装备了之后

417
00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:03,300
可以得到攻击力加一的效果

418
00:19:06,066 --> 00:19:10,133
还淹着大树在渺小的逼圈一手遮天

419
00:19:10,533 --> 00:19:11,733
要不是没有弹幕

420
00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:13,099
谁会念你这条弹幕

421
00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:14,900
你自己反思一下啊

422
00:19:15,533 --> 00:19:16,566
刚起诉回来

423
00:19:16,566 --> 00:19:18,266
听到什么逆天发言

424
00:19:18,266 --> 00:19:19,366
不逆天啊

425
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,800
喜欢吐还不是很正常的吗

426
00:19:24,900 --> 00:19:26,300
哎呀完了完了

427
00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:28,900
真真真真要把帕鲁戒掉了

428
00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:30,366
我要戒掉这个游戏了

429
00:19:30,366 --> 00:19:31,933
感觉玩的也差不多了

430
00:19:31,933 --> 00:19:33,866
虽然地图只开了一条啊

431
00:19:34,066 --> 00:19:35,733
但是我已经通过

432
00:19:36,333 --> 00:19:36,966
怎么通过

433
00:19:36,966 --> 00:19:39,966
我人手手搓蛋糕啊

434
00:19:39,966 --> 00:19:41,566
我把电脑开着

435
00:19:41,566 --> 00:19:45,066
下午出去的时候手搓蛋糕啊

436
00:19:45,066 --> 00:19:46,299
搓了那个什么

437
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:49,333
这个暗箭精灵让他一直按着意

438
00:19:49,366 --> 00:19:50,599
烧了五个蛋糕

439
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:53,333
培育出了我的第一只编号

440
00:19:53,333 --> 00:19:54,966
这100之后的宠物

441
00:19:55,066 --> 00:19:57,333
他就是我们这个

442
00:19:57,333 --> 00:20:00,066
这个赛号里面的魔花仙子

443
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,800
还有那个数码宝贝里面的那个花仙兽

444
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,166
啊我培育出了一只百合女王

445
00:20:06,166 --> 00:20:07,533
我觉得我已经毕业了

446
00:20:07,533 --> 00:20:10,933
哈哈哈我们现在要杂谈复健了

447
00:20:10,933 --> 00:20:12,566
不能天天沉迷游戏了

448
00:20:12,566 --> 00:20:13,799
一沉迷游戏哎呦

449
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:16,533
这杂谈力下降的不行

450
00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:18,899
主播就是怎么说呢

451
00:20:18,900 --> 00:20:20,100
比较专注吧

452
00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:20,966
只有一天

453
00:20:20,966 --> 00:20:23,933
都在准备一件事情的那个时候吧

454
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:26,400
然后主播的那个实力

455
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,533
才会一如既往的保持啊

456
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,933
我心里面要是惦记着啥东西

457
00:20:30,933 --> 00:20:34,099
我吃饭吃不好觉也睡不好

458
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:35,400
我就这样子的

459
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:38,600
你要跟我说啊

460
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:39,600
后天出去玩

461
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,666
我今天就开始惦记你

462
00:20:41,666 --> 00:20:43,166
跟我说下周开运动会

463
00:20:43,166 --> 00:20:44,766
我这周作业都写不好

464
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:47,800
完蛋了

465
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:51,599
陀螺还没抓呢

466
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,800
不不不还是还是直播重要啊

467
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,133
还是直播重要

468
00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:58,800
主要是在那个人的脑袋里面

469
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,100
他会有个后台的进程了

470
00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:02,466
就我现在

471
00:21:02,466 --> 00:21:06,999
后台进程开的就是就是幻兽帕祖

472
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,900
我以前的后台经常开着的是什么

473
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,566
是杂谈啊

474
00:21:11,566 --> 00:21:13,899
所以说我身后面发生什么事情

475
00:21:13,900 --> 00:21:16,600
我都能马上的把它连接在一起

476
00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:19,299
但我现在后台开的是幻兽帕鲁

477
00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:20,600
我就完蛋了

478
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:22,566
这肥猫什么时候直播什么时候吃游戏

479
00:21:22,566 --> 00:21:23,799
主播直播什么时候吃游戏

480
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:28,333
那只能是以健身环开始哈哈哈

481
00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:32,366
啊只能是以健身环开始啊

482
00:21:32,466 --> 00:21:34,866
哎呀上来就搞地狱难度啊

483
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,733
你就惦记那个帕鲁吧

484
00:21:36,733 --> 00:21:39,066
直播就别直播了哦

485
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:43,133
要不是不能直播完我真的会急眼的

486
00:21:47,066 --> 00:21:48,799
高情商专注

487
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:51,766
低情商担心单细胞生物

488
00:21:51,766 --> 00:21:53,566
有单细胞生物的好吗

489
00:21:53,566 --> 00:21:55,066
比较纯粹一点

490
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,666
就比如你们你们你们

491
00:21:59,666 --> 00:22:02,366
你们不就喜欢单细胞生物吗

492
00:22:02,366 --> 00:22:03,166
是吧

493
00:22:04,066 --> 00:22:05,599
你不播有的是

494
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,300
我这不是来直播的吗

495
00:22:07,300 --> 00:22:09,466
不要剥夺我的工作岗位

496
00:22:09,466 --> 00:22:10,166
大人

497
00:22:10,166 --> 00:22:13,866
我会辛辛苦苦在野外生存了很久

498
00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:17,733
然后被你一个蓝色帕鲁球带回了你的

499
00:22:17,733 --> 00:22:20,999
什么杭州KK直播基地啊

500
00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:25,500
被你带回了直播基地之后细心培养啊

501
00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:29,133
每天让我这个种野莓啊

502
00:22:29,133 --> 00:22:31,733
浇水我做手工活

503
00:22:31,733 --> 00:22:34,066
我好不容易才爬到今天的位置

504
00:22:34,066 --> 00:22:36,066
可以支持手下的捣蛋猫

505
00:22:36,066 --> 00:22:37,766
和缅幼幼干活了

506
00:22:37,766 --> 00:22:39,999
你怎么能这样就放弃了我呢

507
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,966
大爷哈哈哈

508
00:22:43,866 --> 00:22:45,166
v圈英雄

509
00:22:45,266 --> 00:22:46,799
你是有语嫣啊

510
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,333
他不是v圈人啊

511
00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:50,566
他不是v圈人啊

512
00:22:50,566 --> 00:22:51,499
我建议他

513
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:53,133
设置直播间规则

514
00:22:53,133 --> 00:22:54,966
我说你为什么穿裤子啊

515
00:22:54,966 --> 00:22:56,899
这么帅然后他说

516
00:22:56,900 --> 00:22:58,733
因为我觉得穿裙子的话

517
00:22:58,733 --> 00:23:00,599
会带来一些不必要的麻烦

518
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,566
可能会有一些很下头的弹幕

519
00:23:02,566 --> 00:23:03,866
我不想看到他们

520
00:23:03,900 --> 00:23:05,700
我就给他出主意说我对

521
00:23:05,700 --> 00:23:07,300
我正想跟你说呢

522
00:23:07,333 --> 00:23:09,199
你不想看到一些这个

523
00:23:09,766 --> 00:23:11,733
就是因为他他他是

524
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:13,700
他是边界感比较强的人

525
00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:17,266
他跟主播一样都是比较反对软色情的

526
00:23:17,266 --> 00:23:18,933
这种这种情况啊

527
00:23:18,966 --> 00:23:20,499
然后我说我正想跟你说呢

528
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,533
你不想看到这种弹幕的话

529
00:23:22,566 --> 00:23:25,333
你一定要在就是还没直播之前

530
00:23:25,333 --> 00:23:27,366
就要把直播间规则翻出来

531
00:23:27,366 --> 00:23:28,466
哈哈哈

532
00:23:29,133 --> 00:23:32,266
你一定要把这种直播间规则发出来啊

533
00:23:32,266 --> 00:23:33,766
然后要不然的话

534
00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:36,966
等大家都混熟了就不好意思了是吧

535
00:23:36,966 --> 00:23:39,333
而且还有些人还会说对吧

536
00:23:39,333 --> 00:23:41,999
这个这个玉女士禁言我是我的荣幸

537
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,900
哎呀他他他只禁言我

538
00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:44,900
他不禁言别人

539
00:23:44,900 --> 00:23:46,333
他对我不一样什么的

540
00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:50,500
一定要趁这个还还比较冷漠无情啊

541
00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:51,700
比较大公无私

542
00:23:51,700 --> 00:23:56,100
比较这个这个这个铁面黑手的时候啊

543
00:23:56,100 --> 00:23:57,933
赶快把直播间规则立好

544
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,533
正能量是吧

545
00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:06,000
哎不过这个游戏

546
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,300
其实我看他说的那些

547
00:24:08,300 --> 00:24:10,733
就是他在网上广为流传的那些

548
00:24:10,733 --> 00:24:12,599
就比较炸弹的梗嘛

549
00:24:12,866 --> 00:24:13,899
哎你不干

550
00:24:14,166 --> 00:24:19,299
有的是这个等着上班什么什么之类的

551
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:22,300
主要是这种游戏

552
00:24:22,300 --> 00:24:25,533
我觉得他玩起来其实完全取决于你吧

553
00:24:25,533 --> 00:24:27,133
就这种沙盒游戏

554
00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:30,166
你可以花很多钱很多精力去做呀

555
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:33,100
可以这个通过这个这个

556
00:24:33,333 --> 00:24:35,133
规划一下建筑的分布

557
00:24:35,133 --> 00:24:36,766
结构和最短路线

558
00:24:36,766 --> 00:24:38,766
让他们不要卡在石头上

559
00:24:39,133 --> 00:24:43,333
不卡在石头上加上正常的这种作息

560
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,166
正常的工作效率

561
00:24:45,300 --> 00:24:47,666
很好吃的饭跟比较多的温泉

562
00:24:47,666 --> 00:24:49,733
他们其实也不太会生病啊

563
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,366
就这种感觉吧

564
00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:54,766
肥猫哈喽啊

565
00:24:54,766 --> 00:24:56,933
今夕就所以说这个游戏

566
00:24:56,933 --> 00:24:59,699
它其实并不是一个所谓的资本家游戏

567
00:24:59,700 --> 00:25:01,766
而是说你想把它玩成什么样子

568
00:25:01,766 --> 00:25:03,899
那你的世界就是什么世界

569
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:05,500
主播的世界

570
00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:09,533
意思是主播既下不去狠心又

571
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,566
不太会安排

572
00:25:12,566 --> 00:25:14,299
就导致最后怎么了

573
00:25:14,300 --> 00:25:18,566
哈哈导致最后活都是我来干的呀

574
00:25:18,900 --> 00:25:21,533
哈喽仿生猫老大嗨嗨

575
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:29,566
玩着玩着感觉哎呦要开始打架了是吗

576
00:25:32,733 --> 00:25:34,399
这什么什么BGM啊

577
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,366
这不是我那天那个什么

578
00:25:36,366 --> 00:25:37,999
哈哈哈

579
00:25:38,933 --> 00:25:41,066
我那天复习考试的时候

580
00:25:41,066 --> 00:25:43,399
哎呦看看书就要睡着了

581
00:25:43,566 --> 00:25:45,566
看着书本入梦乡啊

582
00:25:45,566 --> 00:25:46,666
大家也都理解

583
00:25:46,666 --> 00:25:49,333
这个魔法历史的考试实在是太困难了

584
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:52,800
然后

585
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:54,866
就没办法

586
00:25:54,866 --> 00:25:57,699
就找了这个复联原声带的战斗曲

587
00:25:57,700 --> 00:26:01,133
放一下就感觉学魔法也有了代入感

588
00:26:01,333 --> 00:26:02,133
嗯

589
00:26:03,300 --> 00:26:04,700
开发商就是设计

590
00:26:04,700 --> 00:26:06,666
可以完成这样的高自由度嘛

591
00:26:06,666 --> 00:26:07,966
也很正常呀

592
00:26:11,466 --> 00:26:13,266
我还看了他那个宣传片

593
00:26:13,266 --> 00:26:15,133
我觉得还挺有意思的

594
00:26:15,133 --> 00:26:18,599
这个游戏还是还是蛮取巧的吧

595
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:19,533
怎么说呢

596
00:26:19,533 --> 00:26:21,899
就抛开抄袭不抄袭的问题

597
00:26:21,900 --> 00:26:24,800
其实最近就是AI美术啊

598
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,100
或者AI文案啊

599
00:26:26,100 --> 00:26:27,866
他的第一批时装的

600
00:26:27,866 --> 00:26:30,966
这个游戏其实他已经诞生了

601
00:26:30,966 --> 00:26:34,133
除了那种经典的AI文本加AI抽卡的

602
00:26:34,133 --> 00:26:35,099
角色扮演的

603
00:26:35,100 --> 00:26:36,133
那个什么Glow

604
00:26:36,133 --> 00:26:38,966
还有那个心星爷

605
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,866
这两个是你可以输入一段描述

606
00:26:41,866 --> 00:26:43,666
生成自己的AI智能体

607
00:26:43,666 --> 00:26:46,299
然后去跟你对话的那种啊

608
00:26:46,300 --> 00:26:46,733
同时

609
00:26:46,733 --> 00:26:49,666
你还可以这个上传一张图片为参考

610
00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:53,466
去用AI捏出来这个对应的图片

611
00:26:53,466 --> 00:26:56,966
还内置一些每个角色单独的卡其啊

612
00:26:56,966 --> 00:26:58,366
就除了这种比较基

613
00:26:58,366 --> 00:26:59,266
础的之外

614
00:26:59,266 --> 00:27:01,333
然后帕鲁跟那个主播

615
00:27:01,333 --> 00:27:03,133
最近在玩的那个世界之外

616
00:27:03,133 --> 00:27:06,333
两个游戏也都是这种类似的设置吧

617
00:27:06,566 --> 00:27:10,766
帕鲁感觉就是他有一些设计啊

618
00:27:10,766 --> 00:27:12,166
我看了那个访谈

619
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:17,200
说什么我们公司的这个这个啊

620
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,933
本来是完不成这么多种探子的设计的

621
00:27:19,933 --> 00:27:22,999
忽然招到了一个应聘了100家公司

622
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,300
都没有拿到一个offer的大学生啊

623
00:27:25,300 --> 00:27:27,300
他用惊人的短时间

624
00:27:27,300 --> 00:27:29,666
是一个月还是三个月设计出了100多次

625
00:27:29,666 --> 00:27:30,933
帕鲁你信吗

626
00:27:31,133 --> 00:27:33,866
我不信他的大学生姓ABI吧

627
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:35,800
啊

628
00:27:37,133 --> 00:27:40,299
反正我是觉得怎么说呢就是

629
00:27:42,700 --> 00:27:44,600
羡慕没我粉这动作

630
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:45,533
羡慕吧

631
00:27:46,666 --> 00:27:48,966
不要太凡人赛了

632
00:27:49,733 --> 00:27:51,066
怎么这就戒烟了

633
00:27:51,066 --> 00:27:52,366
赶快切掉切掉

634
00:27:52,866 --> 00:27:54,866
哎呀这是AI做的派路

635
00:27:54,866 --> 00:27:55,899
肯定是吧

636
00:27:55,966 --> 00:27:56,566
哈喽哈喽

637
00:27:56,566 --> 00:27:57,899
冬日早上好

638
00:27:59,166 --> 00:28:02,666
所以说这个AI跟那个什么游戏啊

639
00:28:02,733 --> 00:28:03,766
你是什么套路

640
00:28:03,766 --> 00:28:06,366
我是小野猫嘿

641
00:28:09,533 --> 00:28:11,166
问我的话啊

642
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:15,900
给我喂店长的话就会出现这样的表情

643
00:28:16,133 --> 00:28:18,266
这不是跟小野猫完全一样吗

644
00:28:18,733 --> 00:28:19,966
怎么就开始戒烟了

645
00:28:19,966 --> 00:28:21,066
他随机放的

646
00:28:21,066 --> 00:28:22,366
这不是主播的预言

647
00:28:22,366 --> 00:28:24,199
不代表主播本人的想法

648
00:28:27,066 --> 00:28:28,466
怎么说呢啊

649
00:28:29,066 --> 00:28:31,566
你的打猫机器人出去旅游啦

650
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:34,400
这个打猫机器人也是要人维护的

651
00:28:35,366 --> 00:28:37,199
好像这种机器人

652
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,866
如果要是不是线上服务器的话

653
00:28:39,866 --> 00:28:42,166
需要一直开着一台电脑吧

654
00:28:42,533 --> 00:28:44,066
我也不太确定啊

655
00:28:44,066 --> 00:28:46,499
打猫机器人的电脑使用者

656
00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:49,333
目前正在在外旅游啊

657
00:28:49,333 --> 00:28:52,399
所以说这个那个什么主播

658
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:55,333
想下播完怕卤水放电压了

659
00:28:55,333 --> 00:28:56,899
才不是我坐着呢

660
00:28:58,666 --> 00:29:00,299
才不是我干的呢

661
00:29:00,300 --> 00:29:02,733
我其实没有办法再接着玩了

662
00:29:02,733 --> 00:29:05,066
今天我下播之后我就得睡觉了

663
00:29:05,066 --> 00:29:07,299
我最近做一下还蛮健康的

664
00:29:07,700 --> 00:29:12,566
今天播到那个下播之后就睡了

665
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,700
服务器也不贵呀

666
00:29:15,700 --> 00:29:17,333
主要是一直都是天津的

667
00:29:17,333 --> 00:29:18,666
开这个机器人嘛

668
00:29:18,666 --> 00:29:23,899
然后天津那边就全全的义务劳动

669
00:29:23,900 --> 00:29:25,733
完全是爱心支持

670
00:29:25,766 --> 00:29:28,566
所以说他他也不能那个什么呀

671
00:29:29,266 --> 00:29:34,066
不能也不能那个那个要求他一直在啊

672
00:29:34,066 --> 00:29:35,399
对吧这个这个

673
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:36,900
帮我开是情分

674
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:39,566
出去旅游是本分

675
00:29:39,900 --> 00:29:40,700
嗯

676
00:29:41,666 --> 00:29:44,466
虽然健康依旧不能改变掉毛的现实

677
00:29:44,466 --> 00:29:45,966
我坐不了那么久

678
00:29:46,166 --> 00:29:48,333
我现在根本坐不住了

679
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:51,466
换了凳子也一样

680
00:29:51,466 --> 00:29:52,799
垫了垫子也一样

681
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:53,966
现在根本坐不住

682
00:29:53,966 --> 00:29:56,899
不知道这两天咋回事腰很疼

683
00:30:00,133 --> 00:30:03,899
然后也不能躺在床上那什么哎呀

684
00:30:05,366 --> 00:30:08,099
但是打猫机器人老掉不太合理

685
00:30:08,100 --> 00:30:09,733
有点太不稳定了

686
00:30:09,966 --> 00:30:11,099
嗯

687
00:30:12,133 --> 00:30:13,099
难道直播间里面

688
00:30:13,100 --> 00:30:15,133
一定要有一个东西断线吗

689
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:17,400
要么就是我的网络

690
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:18,900
要么就是天津的网络

691
00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:20,533
我的网络修好了

692
00:30:20,533 --> 00:30:22,199
天津的网络被限制了

693
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:25,100
哈哈哈难道是这样的吗

694
00:30:25,300 --> 00:30:29,333
我扣一助力那个天津完美复活啊

695
00:30:29,333 --> 00:30:30,133
好吧

696
00:30:33,100 --> 00:30:34,900
主播没有笑脸猫肥

697
00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:37,066
反正你们天天叫我肥猫肥猫的

698
00:30:37,333 --> 00:30:40,733
要出问题至少跑个三五年再出问题吧

699
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,333
这已经好久了吧

700
00:30:42,333 --> 00:30:44,599
已经一年多两年了

701
00:30:44,866 --> 00:30:46,333
已经两年了吧

702
00:30:46,966 --> 00:30:48,999
这公司对技术很敏感

703
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,900
说不定以后能发展的超强

704
00:30:50,900 --> 00:30:52,200
我倒是觉得

705
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:56,533
这是想法跟设计里面的一些东西吧

706
00:30:56,733 --> 00:30:58,766
但是我也不太懂游戏制作啊

707
00:30:58,766 --> 00:31:01,066
我来评这个可能有点那什么

708
00:31:01,566 --> 00:31:04,066
我感觉他这个游戏里面有一些功能

709
00:31:04,066 --> 00:31:05,899
他其实不是难度的问题

710
00:31:05,900 --> 00:31:08,966
而是很少有人往这个方向去做

711
00:31:08,966 --> 00:31:11,399
就总归还是策划的好吧

712
00:31:11,933 --> 00:31:15,399
嗯还有一些人提到的那种生态

713
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,100
就是说你可以互动啊

714
00:31:17,100 --> 00:31:17,700
喂食啊

715
00:31:17,700 --> 00:31:20,266
干完活之后跑到你边上笑一笑啊

716
00:31:20,266 --> 00:31:22,066
之类的其实我感觉那

717
00:31:22,066 --> 00:31:23,066
个笑一笑

718
00:31:23,066 --> 00:31:25,366
或者说是小动物自主

719
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,000
怎么说呢

720
00:31:27,700 --> 00:31:28,566
就是

721
00:31:30,166 --> 00:31:32,466
自主行为的这种逻辑

722
00:31:32,466 --> 00:31:35,733
我好像以前玩过一个游戏叫动森啊

723
00:31:35,733 --> 00:31:38,699
哈哈我好像玩过一个游戏叫动森

724
00:31:38,700 --> 00:31:41,966
感觉跟里面岛民生活的逻辑也差不多

725
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,133
然后包括就是你可以跟他互动啊

726
00:31:44,133 --> 00:31:45,299
一些之类的

727
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:48,666
呃所以说其实这些东西吧

728
00:31:48,666 --> 00:31:49,999
他并不是一个

729
00:31:52,100 --> 00:31:53,700
很很技术上的问题吧

730
00:31:53,700 --> 00:31:55,166
毕竟现在是24年

731
00:31:55,166 --> 00:31:58,266
杜森已经是已经是

732
00:31:59,733 --> 00:32:01,599
4年前的东西了啊

733
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:02,866
已经这么久了吧

734
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,533
我还是很反应不过来

735
00:32:05,533 --> 00:32:07,599
现在都已经2024年了

736
00:32:08,900 --> 00:32:10,266
怎么就这么久了呢

737
00:32:10,266 --> 00:32:12,999
我们现在放的这个青衣少女的歌

738
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000
他居然已经有十多年了

739
00:32:15,733 --> 00:32:16,533
天呐

740
00:32:19,133 --> 00:32:21,733
猫戒了对的对的嗯

741
00:32:24,166 --> 00:32:26,999
游戏主要看交互和设计

742
00:32:27,333 --> 00:32:30,699
这个游戏的优化来看算不上技术很强

743
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,400
它它有一些很多的问题啊

744
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:33,733
但是

745
00:32:33,733 --> 00:32:36,766
它就跟我设想的一些游戏就差不多

746
00:32:36,766 --> 00:32:39,166
主要好玩在一个想法上

747
00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:41,766
我感觉就他不是那种

748
00:32:41,766 --> 00:32:44,899
就有一些东西他是一坨精致的答辩

749
00:32:44,933 --> 00:32:48,933
有些东西他是一坨非常原始的仆语啊

750
00:32:48,933 --> 00:32:52,199
呃我感觉这个游戏目前就属于

751
00:32:52,366 --> 00:32:54,499
你刚玩的时候确实挺上头的

752
00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:56,766
但是你玩到20多个小时之后

753
00:32:56,766 --> 00:32:58,966
其实重复性就蛮高的了

754
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:00,266
这方面的话

755
00:33:00,266 --> 00:33:02,866
可能是因为剧情的缺失

756
00:33:02,866 --> 00:33:04,199
和产能的不足吧

757
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:05,500
我也不好去评价

758
00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:08,400
就是我感觉我第一天玩的时候很晕

759
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:11,066
第二天第三天玩的时候好像

760
00:33:11,066 --> 00:33:12,399
今天是第三天吗

761
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:13,766
反正第二天玩的时候

762
00:33:13,766 --> 00:33:15,533
那个体验感特别好

763
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:19,166
之后到了后面就只要你卡bug

764
00:33:19,166 --> 00:33:20,566
抓到一个塔主啊

765
00:33:20,566 --> 00:33:23,966
或者说你的那个怎么说呢

766
00:33:24,066 --> 00:33:26,566
你的地图开的差不多了之后

767
00:33:26,666 --> 00:33:28,899
因为他没什么剧情然后导

768
00:33:28,900 --> 00:33:30,600
致后面我就

769
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:35,400
感觉有一些内容就开始重复了

770
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:38,966
就像是拿什么LV38的魔法大棒

771
00:33:38,966 --> 00:33:41,066
打那个镀金小龙虾一样

772
00:33:42,066 --> 00:33:44,933
因为我本人对重复性的游戏内容

773
00:33:44,933 --> 00:33:47,866
不是很感兴趣啊呃

774
00:33:49,466 --> 00:33:53,133
就包括呃什么孵抓闪光啊

775
00:33:53,133 --> 00:33:54,799
然后刷磁条啊

776
00:33:54,966 --> 00:33:58,666
呃反复的孵蛋啊就是之类的

777
00:33:58,666 --> 00:34:01,699
还有养一个一个一全家的那种

778
00:34:01,700 --> 00:34:03,800
什么高强度宠物啊

779
00:34:03,933 --> 00:34:04,166
这

780
00:34:04,166 --> 00:34:06,966
我好像对这种内容就不是特别感兴趣

781
00:34:06,966 --> 00:34:09,333
我还比较喜欢比较新鲜的东西吧

782
00:34:09,533 --> 00:34:12,699
嗯肥猫是一个追求新鲜感的猫

783
00:34:12,700 --> 00:34:14,766
是啊哈哈哈

784
00:34:14,933 --> 00:34:18,333
要不是什么要不是主播那个什么

785
00:34:18,333 --> 00:34:20,299
要不是主播的这个钱包

786
00:34:20,300 --> 00:34:23,666
羞涩主播高低两个月换一套衣服啊

787
00:34:23,666 --> 00:34:26,366
每天看看自己不一样的样子

788
00:34:27,933 --> 00:34:31,066
追求新鲜感不是很正常的事情吗

789
00:34:31,300 --> 00:34:32,966
又不是说这个这个

790
00:34:33,133 --> 00:34:35,333
呃人际交往上追求新鲜感

791
00:34:35,333 --> 00:34:37,999
只是在内容体验上追求新鲜感

792
00:34:38,733 --> 00:34:39,899
倒也不是这样吧

793
00:34:39,900 --> 00:34:40,933
就是这个游戏

794
00:34:40,933 --> 00:34:42,899
目前我没有感觉到

795
00:34:42,900 --> 00:34:45,933
他可以让我重复的去在里面玩

796
00:34:45,933 --> 00:34:49,266
主要有一些地图的同质化有点太高了

797
00:34:49,266 --> 00:34:51,333
吧可能是这种感觉啊

798
00:34:53,133 --> 00:34:55,666
但有很多经典的作品啊

799
00:34:55,666 --> 00:34:57,733
或者说一些莫名其妙的东西啊

800
00:34:57,733 --> 00:35:00,333
就正如有一句话所说的好啊

801
00:35:00,566 --> 00:35:03,499
每个人都有一个提起来的时候

802
00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:04,500
骂不绝口

803
00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:06,400
但是游戏时间一看

804
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,400
超过了1,000小时的游戏

805
00:35:09,700 --> 00:35:11,366
对我来说就是什么

806
00:35:11,366 --> 00:35:13,266
就是可能是第五人格啊

807
00:35:13,266 --> 00:35:16,499
我觉得好像我玩了没到1,000小时

808
00:35:16,500 --> 00:35:18,300
但是毕竟已经这么多年了

809
00:35:18,300 --> 00:35:22,100
现在超绝处可爱冰幻这样的泡泡糖

810
00:35:22,700 --> 00:35:23,866
我以为是泡泡机

811
00:35:23,866 --> 00:35:27,566
哈哈哈我看见泡泡机这是这怎么播

812
00:35:27,566 --> 00:35:29,799
我一看啊泡泡糖

813
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:31,300
哎谢谢你的泡泡糖啊

814
00:35:31,300 --> 00:35:32,333
感谢支持

815
00:35:33,133 --> 00:35:33,799
主播可以为

816
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,800
你50冲第五人格吗

817
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,300
呃玩第五人格玩的

818
00:35:37,300 --> 00:35:39,333
不要当这个赛博那什么

819
00:35:39,333 --> 00:35:42,699
好吧是说人际交往的新鲜感

820
00:35:42,700 --> 00:35:44,900
就是所谓的跟很多人

821
00:35:44,900 --> 00:35:48,700
跟那个不同的人去同一个地方啊

822
00:35:48,700 --> 00:35:51,666
江湖传说里面会有那种啊

823
00:35:51,666 --> 00:35:51,999
什么

824
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,666
每一任女朋友或者每一任男朋友

825
00:35:54,666 --> 00:35:56,666
都带去吃同一家餐厅

826
00:35:56,866 --> 00:35:57,066
然后

827
00:35:57,066 --> 00:35:59,899
餐厅老板一开始还会有些表情变化

828
00:35:59,900 --> 00:36:03,400
后来已经跟这个人达成了强大的默契

829
00:36:03,666 --> 00:36:06,666
啊然后每次这老板来都说哇

830
00:36:06,666 --> 00:36:09,399
这是你吃了这么多年

831
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:11,466
这是我第一次看你带什么

832
00:36:11,700 --> 00:36:13,266
带着异性来耶

833
00:36:13,366 --> 00:36:14,266
啊什么什么

834
00:36:14,466 --> 00:36:15,533
哈哈哈

835
00:36:15,533 --> 00:36:18,499
我有时候觉得做生意真得是人精啊

836
00:36:18,500 --> 00:36:21,200
这要是我做这种生意我不得啊

837
00:36:22,300 --> 00:36:23,933
这个咋换人了呢

838
00:36:23,933 --> 00:36:25,799
我就我就得这样你知道吧

839
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:27,700
就所以说我的店肯定开不下去

840
00:36:27,700 --> 00:36:29,166
我是要挨打的

841
00:36:29,166 --> 00:36:31,766
谢谢某不知名避战诱惑的小蛋糕

842
00:36:31,766 --> 00:36:33,199
谢谢你请我吃蛋糕捏

843
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,166
奥利给的冲下

844
00:36:35,166 --> 00:36:35,933
哈哈哈

845
00:36:35,933 --> 00:36:39,366
我肯定就会很掩盖不住我惊讶里面去

846
00:36:39,366 --> 00:36:40,933
啊咋换人了呢

847
00:36:40,933 --> 00:36:43,566
要不然我高低也得跟后厨八卦一下

848
00:36:43,566 --> 00:36:44,766
咋换人了呢

849
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:46,000
哈哈哈

850
00:36:46,666 --> 00:36:49,133
所以我根本做不了这种生意啊

851
00:36:49,133 --> 00:36:51,899
主要是那家餐厅真的很好吃

852
00:36:52,266 --> 00:36:54,099
那你在在什么

853
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:57,100
你在跟现在交往的对象

854
00:36:57,100 --> 00:36:58,666
吃这个餐厅的时候

855
00:36:58,666 --> 00:37:00,566
你不会想起来跟以前交往对象

856
00:37:00,566 --> 00:37:03,666
想起来就是就是你们经历过的事情吗

857
00:37:03,933 --> 00:37:06,466
那你不会觉得很错乱吗

858
00:37:11,100 --> 00:37:12,500
福袋时间可以改

859
00:37:12,700 --> 00:37:14,500
我改了我改成0了

860
00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:18,200
然后就感觉也也挺有杀那种体验感的

861
00:37:18,700 --> 00:37:19,666
就这个东西吧

862
00:37:19,666 --> 00:37:23,966
还得是要么付出时间要么那个什么

863
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:27,766
要么付出时间要么付出这个这个金钱

864
00:37:27,933 --> 00:37:29,999
然后你经历千辛万苦

865
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,866
或者至少经历一点辛苦

866
00:37:31,866 --> 00:37:34,199
吧然后得到的东西才才好

867
00:37:35,866 --> 00:37:39,799
要是这个那种特别特别好的精灵啊

868
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,000
全都白送你

869
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,166
全都堆在你家里

870
00:37:42,166 --> 00:37:43,933
然后你觉得好像没啥意思

871
00:37:43,933 --> 00:37:46,766
这东西就是人造那种稀缺感吧

872
00:37:47,900 --> 00:37:49,966
总想这个内存要爆了

873
00:37:49,966 --> 00:37:51,866
想那些没用的干嘛

874
00:37:51,866 --> 00:37:56,333
哈哈好洒脱啊好洒脱啊哎呀

875
00:37:59,000 --> 00:37:59,800
哎呀

876
00:38:01,266 --> 00:38:05,699
我想起来我想跟大家说什么了你们

877
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:07,700
今天今天

878
00:38:07,700 --> 00:38:09,666
今天被室友介绍了一个

879
00:38:09,666 --> 00:38:12,266
那个boss类的账号啊

880
00:38:12,266 --> 00:38:16,066
他给我看了一篇非常厉害的推文

881
00:38:16,266 --> 00:38:19,099
然后由于个人隐私问题啊

882
00:38:19,100 --> 00:38:21,133
我就不放出来给大家看了

883
00:38:21,133 --> 00:38:23,399
我给大家大概转述一下吧

884
00:38:23,733 --> 00:38:25,666
那个boss叫呃

885
00:38:25,666 --> 00:38:28,766
拯救大龄单身二次元啊

886
00:38:29,066 --> 00:38:29,399
不是

887
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:32,100
也就是什么拯救大龄二次元之类的

888
00:38:32,100 --> 00:38:34,566
就很多人会往上面发那种

889
00:38:34,566 --> 00:38:35,666
自己的信息啊

890
00:38:35,666 --> 00:38:36,699
上去投稿

891
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:37,800
呃然后

892
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:38,066
然后

893
00:38:38,066 --> 00:38:41,199
他给我看了一个特别特别抽象的那种

894
00:38:44,533 --> 00:38:45,999
是怎么说呢

895
00:38:46,266 --> 00:38:50,933
呃这个人是大概98年的

896
00:38:51,100 --> 00:38:53,166
呃这个这个国内的

897
00:38:53,166 --> 00:38:54,766
好像是92日本

898
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,733
然后在日本读的本科啊

899
00:38:57,733 --> 00:38:57,933
不是

900
00:38:57,933 --> 00:39:00,999
在日本读的研究生跟那个博士啊

901
00:39:01,366 --> 00:39:02,599
之后他就

902
00:39:06,066 --> 00:39:07,333
哎呦稍等一下

903
00:39:07,333 --> 00:39:07,933
不行不行

904
00:39:07,933 --> 00:39:09,166
我今天这个腰

905
00:39:10,166 --> 00:39:11,166
有没

906
00:39:15,366 --> 00:39:18,333
有感觉我今天说话断断续续的

907
00:39:19,700 --> 00:39:20,500
对不起啊

908
00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:22,166
对不起啊

909
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,900
我来给大家转述一下吧

910
00:39:27,900 --> 00:39:30,566
因为我实在是没有办法这个

911
00:39:30,566 --> 00:39:31,499
这个这个

912
00:39:32,066 --> 00:39:33,766
完整的通过复述

913
00:39:33,766 --> 00:39:37,066
来彰显他的有意思之处啊

914
00:39:39,566 --> 00:39:43,566
这位朋友是一个这个98年男

915
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:46,100
然后啊他是复旦本科

916
00:39:46,133 --> 00:39:48,066
然后博士一年

917
00:39:48,066 --> 00:39:48,866
生物医药

918
00:39:48,866 --> 00:39:49,866
东京有房

919
00:39:49,866 --> 00:39:50,766
收入全缴

920
00:39:50,766 --> 00:39:51,899
母胎单身

921
00:39:51,900 --> 00:39:56,366
求初恋然后他做的那个文字简介啊

922
00:39:56,366 --> 00:39:58,199
他上来之后先给自己

923
00:39:58,566 --> 00:40:00,999
哈哈哈先给自己啊

924
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,266
做了一个文字简介

925
00:40:02,266 --> 00:40:04,766
我必须要念出来啊

926
00:40:04,766 --> 00:40:06,733
他写的是自欲

927
00:40:06,733 --> 00:40:09,699
即一始已经年有余

928
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,700
欲何急欲宅之急

929
00:40:12,900 --> 00:40:14,800
入则居至东京

930
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:16,066
自宅独栋

931
00:40:16,066 --> 00:40:18,866
出则穴居秋夜圆

932
00:40:18,866 --> 00:40:20,066
咫尺之遥

933
00:40:21,300 --> 00:40:22,700
彷徨四顾间

934
00:40:22,700 --> 00:40:24,866
身边却已空无一人

935
00:40:24,866 --> 00:40:27,599
倍感孤寂撩人

936
00:40:31,900 --> 00:40:33,900
岁守将士足迹

937
00:40:33,900 --> 00:40:35,800
始于秦楚

938
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,000
流经九省通辖

939
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:41,066
随长江入日月光华上海

940
00:40:41,066 --> 00:40:43,299
也曾访学南洋北美

941
00:40:43,933 --> 00:40:44,733
至今

942
00:40:45,900 --> 00:40:46,900
写了一串日文啊

943
00:40:46,900 --> 00:40:47,933
我看不太懂

944
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:50,733
愿寻得长生之法门

945
00:40:50,733 --> 00:40:52,466
来日再扬帆时

946
00:40:52,466 --> 00:40:55,966
不知武大杨波涛能否再次涌起

947
00:40:55,966 --> 00:40:57,899
我心悸动啊

948
00:40:57,900 --> 00:40:58,366
然后他

949
00:40:58,366 --> 00:41:03,999
他他在此之下结合了很多的那个什么

950
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:08,133
结合了很多的这个古风标题

951
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:09,533
哈哈哈哎呀

952
00:41:09,533 --> 00:41:10,466
突然觉得比我好

953
00:41:10,466 --> 00:41:12,866
你知道为什么我念的这么不顺利吗

954
00:41:12,866 --> 00:41:14,899
因为他用繁体字写的

955
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:19,733
他他是用繁体字写的

956
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:22,733
这不是这不是一个简体字

957
00:41:22,733 --> 00:41:24,999
我认不出来你知道吧

958
00:41:26,900 --> 00:41:28,800
然后就是这个人

959
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:29,766
怎么说呢

960
00:41:31,466 --> 00:41:37,399
他他征婚征的特别的那个

961
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:38,366
哎呦都很难

962
00:41:38,366 --> 00:41:38,899
那个什么

963
00:41:38,900 --> 00:41:41,866
别念了猫系哈哈哈

964
00:41:43,166 --> 00:41:44,133
怎么说呢

965
00:41:44,133 --> 00:41:46,066
哎呦很难很难很难

966
00:41:46,066 --> 00:41:48,133
描述主播的心情你知道吗

967
00:41:48,133 --> 00:41:48,966
这是相亲

968
00:41:48,966 --> 00:41:50,266
不是求长生

969
00:41:50,266 --> 00:41:53,066
对他是以这个作为开头

970
00:41:53,166 --> 00:41:55,399
然后在后面附了两整页

971
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:57,333
自己在看的漫画

972
00:41:57,566 --> 00:41:59,466
游戏小说

973
00:41:59,766 --> 00:42:02,899
然后这个这个各种动漫

974
00:42:02,900 --> 00:42:06,533
就是可以感觉到他是非常的用心的

975
00:42:06,533 --> 00:42:08,333
我朝谢谢狗狗显卡

976
00:42:08,333 --> 00:42:10,499
在主播米亚的直播间开通了

977
00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:13,666
见长啊今天是他陪伴主播第121天

978
00:42:14,766 --> 00:42:15,733
好的你啊你

979
00:42:15,733 --> 00:42:17,999
感动谢谢你狗狗显卡

980
00:42:18,366 --> 00:42:21,766
这是我们直播间最强作图啊

981
00:42:21,766 --> 00:42:25,166
堪比AI的超级人工智能啊

982
00:42:25,166 --> 00:42:28,499
不对超堪比AI的超级人类智能

983
00:42:28,533 --> 00:42:31,966
呃猫猫显卡是爷的相亲

984
00:42:31,966 --> 00:42:33,199
不是求长生

985
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:34,966
我操爹哦

986
00:42:34,966 --> 00:42:36,199
我真认不出来

987
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,333
繁体啊好多字都认不出来

988
00:42:38,333 --> 00:42:39,099
主要他写这

989
00:42:39,100 --> 00:42:42,800
个句子一点也不通顺你知道吧哎呀

990
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:47,500
然后他附上了自己以中二POS

991
00:42:47,533 --> 00:42:49,199
在各个地方旅游之后

992
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,733
摆的那个那种那种那种照片

993
00:42:51,733 --> 00:42:52,666
哈哈哈

994
00:42:53,700 --> 00:42:56,400
经典老头后到底奥利给的

995
00:42:59,066 --> 00:42:59,933
怎么说呢

996
00:42:59,933 --> 00:43:01,199
哎呦很难评价

997
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:02,400
因为因为这个东西

998
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,866
一定要结合他的美术风格来看

999
00:43:04,866 --> 00:43:07,199
可以把文字打到百度翻译里

1000
00:43:07,333 --> 00:43:09,099
他如果只是写了文字的话

1001
00:43:09,100 --> 00:43:09,533
可能

1002
00:43:09,533 --> 00:43:13,666
可能还不会这么冲向肥猫的文化造诣

1003
00:43:15,666 --> 00:43:18,466
哎你们都这么认识繁体字的吗

1004
00:43:18,466 --> 00:43:19,999
我真的不认识

1005
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:22,966
哎呀我受不了了

1006
00:43:23,300 --> 00:43:24,600
今天成绩比较低

1007
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:27,800
我直接把这个转发到这样群里面去吧

1008
00:43:29,500 --> 00:43:31,600
让我让主播让主播那个什么

1009
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:34,066
让大家给大家乐呵一下

1010
00:43:34,900 --> 00:43:35,133
主播

1011
00:43:35,133 --> 00:43:37,533
直接把这个发到发到这个群里面吧

1012
00:43:37,533 --> 00:43:39,666
你们实在难以通过我的口述

1013
00:43:39,666 --> 00:43:41,666
这是我第一次的从业生涯里面

1014
00:43:41,666 --> 00:43:42,933
觉得有一件事情

1015
00:43:42,933 --> 00:43:46,399
我的口述跟什么完全完全完全

1016
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:51,733
就是完全完全没有办法就传达我心的

1017
00:43:51,733 --> 00:43:52,999
这个1/10,000啊

1018
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:53,800
你知道吧

1019
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:57,800
下次找本繁体竖排的给我读

1020
00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:59,466
你真够坏的

1021
00:44:02,333 --> 00:44:04,566
哎呦你真够坏的

1022
00:44:05,166 --> 00:44:08,066
不行我实在是实在是那个什么

1023
00:44:08,100 --> 00:44:09,400
实在是太憋不住了

1024
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:11,100
这个东西我刚看的时候

1025
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,300
一边一边做菜一边笑

1026
00:44:13,300 --> 00:44:16,200
差点差点没把自己手给切碎

1027
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:33,300
哎有一个有一个什么

1028
00:44:33,300 --> 00:44:36,266
有一个很很重要的事情要跟大家说

1029
00:44:36,266 --> 00:44:37,666
就是假设说

1030
00:44:37,666 --> 00:44:39,999
一周你可以自由的安排工作时间

1031
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,466
就一定不要把所有的工作

1032
00:44:41,466 --> 00:44:43,133
都堆到最后一天去做啊

1033
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:43,866
因为你不知道

1034
00:44:43,866 --> 00:44:45,399
最后一天的时候会怎么样

1035
00:44:45,700 --> 00:44:47,366
就比如说主播我呢

1036
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:48,533
哎呦这个这个

1037
00:44:48,533 --> 00:44:51,499
虽然前几天没播也是事出有因

1038
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:53,466
但是到了现在要

1039
00:44:53,466 --> 00:44:55,866
拖着这个病体残躯来直播

1040
00:44:55,866 --> 00:44:58,133
方知后悔哈哈哈

1041
00:44:59,533 --> 00:45:01,466
哎呦自欲即一死

1042
00:45:01,466 --> 00:45:02,899
已经年有余

1043
00:45:02,900 --> 00:45:05,266
欲何急欲宅之急啊

1044
00:45:05,266 --> 00:45:08,399
这个只能说这个东西一旦传播出去

1045
00:45:08,666 --> 00:45:12,499
又要让人对我们大龄二次元

1046
00:45:12,500 --> 00:45:15,066
有一些刻板印象在身上

1047
00:45:17,366 --> 00:45:18,499
本来以为不会有

1048
00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:20,700
就是非常非常典型的二次元

1049
00:45:20,700 --> 00:45:22,500
都是什么

1050
00:45:22,500 --> 00:45:25,166
那种作品里面为了刻画这个二次元

1051
00:45:25,166 --> 00:45:26,566
所谓的呃

1052
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:28,100
自闭死宅

1053
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:33,300
阴暗然后这个这个古怪之类的设置

1054
00:45:33,366 --> 00:45:36,366
设置出来的一些虚空打靶的东西

1055
00:45:36,366 --> 00:45:39,066
就没有想到真的能在现实里面见到

1056
00:45:39,066 --> 00:45:42,399
非常典型的一个感觉有点

1057
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:52,300
我要不站着播吧

1058
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:56,900
二次元怎么你了

1059
00:45:56,900 --> 00:45:58,733
不是二次元怎么我了呀

1060
00:45:58,733 --> 00:45:59,666
就是这种

1061
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:01,266
怎么说呢

1062
00:46:01,266 --> 00:46:03,466
这种大龄牡丹

1063
00:46:03,566 --> 00:46:05,299
然后这种这种设定

1064
00:46:05,300 --> 00:46:08,300
我感觉其实也是很常见的

1065
00:46:08,300 --> 00:46:11,666
只不过这哥们他有点有点点抽象

1066
00:46:11,933 --> 00:46:13,366
对啊就是你看完了

1067
00:46:13,366 --> 00:46:16,166
我根本没有办法用语言描述这个东西

1068
00:46:16,166 --> 00:46:17,399
到底抽象在哪

1069
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:20,500
因为他的美术风格是非常重要的一环

1070
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:22,766
这如果我跟大家口述说

1071
00:46:22,866 --> 00:46:25,566
哎呀这是一个26岁的二次元

1072
00:46:25,566 --> 00:46:28,599
然后又有一些这个这个动画的爱好

1073
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:29,600
他喜欢旅游

1074
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:31,700
然后希望自己的另一半呢

1075
00:46:32,133 --> 00:46:34,733
是可以跟自己相差不多啊

1076
00:46:34,733 --> 00:46:37,266
这个这个最好也是没有什么感情经历

1077
00:46:37,266 --> 00:46:38,966
听起来很正常对吧

1078
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,100
但是如果你要是读他的这个

1079
00:46:41,100 --> 00:46:42,700
什么玉知己

1080
00:46:42,766 --> 00:46:44,766
玉宅知己啊

1081
00:46:44,766 --> 00:46:46,499
愿你什么

1082
00:46:46,666 --> 00:46:48,933
愿你不再东京日本

1083
00:46:48,933 --> 00:46:50,999
但是有条件定期频繁呢

1084
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,533
来东京与我见面

1085
00:46:52,666 --> 00:46:54,733
或者说无法定期来东京

1086
00:46:54,766 --> 00:46:56,566
但愿意与我闪婚

1087
00:46:58,400 --> 00:46:58,866
不是

1088
00:46:58,866 --> 00:47:02,899
哥们你对于爱情有这么大的要求吗

1089
00:47:03,133 --> 00:47:04,799
他的二次元浓度不高

1090
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:07,533
不是的我只转发了第一页而已

1091
00:47:08,066 --> 00:47:10,299
他的第二页和第三页是密密麻麻的

1092
00:47:10,300 --> 00:47:12,266
自己看过了番跟动画片

1093
00:47:12,266 --> 00:47:13,799
我们不是嘲笑二次元

1094
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:14,466
而是我

1095
00:47:14,466 --> 00:47:17,566
我实在被这个美工水平惊到了

1096
00:47:17,566 --> 00:47:19,333
就是他这个美工水平

1097
00:47:19,333 --> 00:47:23,266
给我一种李白戴着墨镜打DJ

1098
00:47:23,300 --> 00:47:25,300
然后去夜店点妹妹的感觉

1099
00:47:25,300 --> 00:47:26,166
我不知道为什么

1100
00:47:26,166 --> 00:47:27,399
真的很错乱

1101
00:47:30,700 --> 00:47:32,066
看到确实是这句话

1102
00:47:32,066 --> 00:47:34,666
可这博士这PPT就做成这样

1103
00:47:37,366 --> 00:47:40,366
我本来以为就是大家的性格

1104
00:47:40,366 --> 00:47:42,466
他都会跟那个什么啊

1105
00:47:42,466 --> 00:47:46,299
都会跟那个那个派对孔明

1106
00:47:46,300 --> 00:47:48,800
是吧真有那种感觉啊就是

1107
00:47:50,366 --> 00:47:51,999
主要是这个哥们

1108
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:52,800
哎呦

1109
00:47:53,266 --> 00:47:56,133
太符合我对于二次元的刻板印象了

1110
00:47:56,133 --> 00:47:57,599
我都怀疑是不是编的

1111
00:47:57,600 --> 00:47:59,666
但是我一看到后面的那些图

1112
00:47:59,933 --> 00:48:01,999
做的真的非常的

1113
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:02,900
怎么说呢

1114
00:48:02,900 --> 00:48:04,933
真的非常的呃

1115
00:48:04,933 --> 00:48:07,999
明显能看出来他他很用心啊

1116
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:11,133
能看出来他做的很努力了

1117
00:48:11,366 --> 00:48:13,966
不但杰出了自己玩过的游戏

1118
00:48:13,966 --> 00:48:16,766
还细心的按照手游啊

1119
00:48:16,766 --> 00:48:17,566
主机

1120
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:20,733
甚至还做了PC的这种这种分类啊

1121
00:48:20,766 --> 00:48:22,766
就明显如果是钓鱼的话

1122
00:48:22,766 --> 00:48:24,699
根本不需要用这种工作量

1123
00:48:24,700 --> 00:48:27,200
他完全就可以直接那个什么啊

1124
00:48:27,900 --> 00:48:29,466
直接做出来第一张

1125
00:48:29,466 --> 00:48:31,466
他把他自己第一段话放出来

1126
00:48:31,466 --> 00:48:32,999
他的流量就拉满了

1127
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,900
他的鱼塘就能掉爆了

1128
00:48:35,866 --> 00:48:38,533
这不是说这就是二次元的问题啊

1129
00:48:38,533 --> 00:48:41,466
而是说我玩二次元好像不是这样

1130
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,166
我追求的爱情是纯粹

1131
00:48:45,166 --> 00:48:46,133
唯一的希望

1132
00:48:46,133 --> 00:48:47,799
第一次也是最后一次

1133
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:50,066
然而于虚幻中徜徉太久

1134
00:48:50,066 --> 00:48:50,899
蓦然回首

1135
00:48:50,900 --> 00:48:52,333
身边已空无一

1136
00:48:55,266 --> 00:48:56,133
怎么说呢

1137
00:48:56,133 --> 00:48:59,799
其实我觉得有这些想法也是很正常的

1138
00:49:00,166 --> 00:49:03,466
就是他他自己有这些想法是很正常的

1139
00:49:03,466 --> 00:49:05,733
只是配上他这个抽象的美术风格

1140
00:49:05,733 --> 00:49:06,933
跟抽象的文案

1141
00:49:06,933 --> 00:49:08,566
实在有点让人忍俊不禁

1142
00:49:08,566 --> 00:49:09,366
你知道吧

1143
00:49:09,500 --> 00:49:11,566
感觉更像文艺青年

1144
00:49:11,766 --> 00:49:13,899
这到底不是文艺青年的感觉

1145
00:49:13,900 --> 00:49:16,900
我给人一种说不上来的怪异感啊啊

1146
00:49:18,533 --> 00:49:21,166
而且我感觉一个人对于文字啊

1147
00:49:21,166 --> 00:49:24,066
或者说对于这个美工的这种风格

1148
00:49:24,366 --> 00:49:25,866
排版上来说

1149
00:49:25,900 --> 00:49:27,866
就如果说他做PPT的话

1150
00:49:27,900 --> 00:49:32,166
他可能他会比较倾向于去做

1151
00:49:32,166 --> 00:49:36,099
跟自己学科风格差不多的PPT啊

1152
00:49:36,100 --> 00:49:38,666
比如说学那个媒体的PPT

1153
00:49:38,666 --> 00:49:41,766
就比我们学魔法的

1154
00:49:41,766 --> 00:49:43,866
做的要华丽的很多啊

1155
00:49:44,066 --> 00:49:46,799
但是他在日本念书

1156
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:49,466
然后做了一个全篇古文的PPT

1157
00:49:49,466 --> 00:49:50,199
哈哈哈

1158
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:53,100
可能让我感觉还是还是蛮奇怪的吧

1159
00:49:53,100 --> 00:49:54,266
就是他这一篇

1160
00:49:54,266 --> 00:49:57,466
整个人都充斥着一种奇怪的气质啊

1161
00:49:59,766 --> 00:50:03,899
不想承认我们大连大自然是这个样子

1162
00:50:11,466 --> 00:50:12,266
哎呀

1163
00:50:17,733 --> 00:50:19,666
我能躺一下吗

1164
00:50:19,966 --> 00:50:21,399
我想问一下大家

1165
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:24,733
我能不能躺在椅子上直播啊

1166
00:50:26,066 --> 00:50:26,666
我能

1167
00:50:26,666 --> 00:50:30,699
我可以稍微躺在椅子上来直播一下吗

1168
00:50:31,500 --> 00:50:34,333
啊这个什么我

1169
00:50:34,700 --> 00:50:37,366
对吧我已经一个人太久太久

1170
00:50:37,366 --> 00:50:38,533
在这个世界上

1171
00:50:38,533 --> 00:50:41,299
我几乎没有感受到亲人以外的爱

1172
00:50:41,700 --> 00:50:44,200
我是否忠于人类

1173
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:48,500
很大程度上取决于最初50年内看到的

1174
00:50:48,500 --> 00:50:49,300
感受到的

1175
00:50:49,300 --> 00:50:53,066
人类文明如今封闭的实验室环境

1176
00:50:53,066 --> 00:50:54,966
再难接触多少异性

1177
00:50:55,066 --> 00:50:57,999
只有乘着互联网的电波来寻找你

1178
00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:59,933
对等的你啊

1179
00:51:04,266 --> 00:51:07,899
就是他有一种他有一种他有一股味

1180
00:51:08,133 --> 00:51:10,499
哈哈哈啊

1181
00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:12,400
我我其实挺真诚的

1182
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:15,533
我建议这个哥们来做虚拟主播吧

1183
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:17,900
他的这个RP啊

1184
00:51:17,900 --> 00:51:20,300
他的这个天生天养的RP感

1185
00:51:20,300 --> 00:51:24,400
是虚拟主播看了都会非常汗颜的RP

1186
00:51:26,666 --> 00:51:31,566
唉是连虚拟主播看了都会感到破防

1187
00:51:31,566 --> 00:51:32,733
感到羞耻

1188
00:51:32,733 --> 00:51:37,133
并且把拖鞋抠出来这这种这种2P

1189
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:42,133
建议他这个来哔哩哔哩去出道啊然

1190
00:51:42,133 --> 00:51:43,899
后给自己设置一个

1191
00:51:44,500 --> 00:51:46,666
接触地球文明的外星人

1192
00:51:46,666 --> 00:51:47,766
这样的身份

1193
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,166
一定会成为我们哔哩哔哩

1194
00:51:51,166 --> 00:51:52,799
最新的援教指南

1195
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:54,766
v的领军之人啊

1196
00:51:56,166 --> 00:51:57,899
不是说要把这个下了吗

1197
00:51:57,900 --> 00:51:58,700
大家都求我

1198
00:51:58,700 --> 00:52:01,600
我心软我们挂到2月份

1199
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,300
谢谢丁传的粉丝团灯牌

1200
00:52:04,533 --> 00:52:07,266
怎么就不能是你职业素养不够

1201
00:52:07,266 --> 00:52:09,533
那关键我们是虚拟主播呀

1202
00:52:09,533 --> 00:52:10,666
你让我来IP

1203
00:52:10,666 --> 00:52:12,533
我也可以IP成这样

1204
00:52:12,666 --> 00:52:14,166
但是怎么怎么

1205
00:52:14,900 --> 00:52:17,166
虚拟主播之所以有虚拟感

1206
00:52:17,166 --> 00:52:19,199
就是因为他们干的事情

1207
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:22,166
在现实里面一般不会出现这种特征

1208
00:52:22,166 --> 00:52:26,299
大部分时候他是出于虚拟人物的啊

1209
00:52:26,300 --> 00:52:29,066
这说明现实人物根本不会这么干事

1210
00:52:29,066 --> 00:52:30,266
但是在现实中

1211
00:52:30,333 --> 00:52:33,533
活生生的在你身边降临一个虚拟主播

1212
00:52:33,533 --> 00:52:34,399
这种这种

1213
00:52:36,733 --> 00:52:40,799
这种完全不带眼不带妆的这种情况

1214
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:42,800
你也会觉得很抽象的吧

1215
00:52:43,666 --> 00:52:46,366
怎么就不能是你职业素养不够

1216
00:52:46,866 --> 00:52:47,733
那倒那倒

1217
00:52:47,733 --> 00:52:49,166
可能也是吧

1218
00:52:51,533 --> 00:52:52,933
我其实可以接受

1219
00:52:52,933 --> 00:52:54,599
虚拟主播是这样的设定

1220
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:56,200
但是我可能很难接受

1221
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:58,466
三次元的人类是这种感觉

1222
00:52:59,333 --> 00:53:00,133
嗯

1223
00:53:00,933 --> 00:53:03,399
你的室友居然是VIP

1224
00:53:04,533 --> 00:53:07,399
感觉主播在给自己买罪啊

1225
00:53:07,466 --> 00:53:09,499
是吗你原来这么敏感

1226
00:53:09,500 --> 00:53:12,200
原来主播的这个语言逻辑

1227
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:13,733
主播的思维速度

1228
00:53:13,933 --> 00:53:15,166
哎呀因为这个病

1229
00:53:15,166 --> 00:53:17,733
体残缺已经下降成这样了吗

1230
00:53:18,066 --> 00:53:19,866
原来我的身体是3级

1231
00:53:19,866 --> 00:53:23,166
这个红色词条哐哐的往下跌吗

1232
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:34,600
哎你们不觉得我越来越矮了吗

1233
00:53:36,866 --> 00:53:38,733
我现在已经半个身子

1234
00:53:38,733 --> 00:53:41,899
陷在这个椅子里面了啊

1235
00:53:44,066 --> 00:53:45,933
啊虚拟主播直播植物

1236
00:53:45,933 --> 00:53:47,533
上半身真好

1237
00:53:48,866 --> 00:53:51,366
看不到这个这个下面在干嘛

1238
00:53:51,366 --> 00:53:53,333
搞不好我现在已经扎马步

1239
00:53:53,333 --> 00:53:55,499
或者已经开始瘫坐在地

1240
00:53:55,733 --> 00:53:58,666
但是因为摄像头只能拍到上半身

1241
00:53:58,666 --> 00:54:00,533
啊就没什么问题啊

1242
00:54:01,666 --> 00:54:04,133
没哈哈哈

1243
00:54:04,133 --> 00:54:06,733
真好哎呦心里主播万岁

1244
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:10,533
固定镜头万岁

1245
00:54:12,966 --> 00:54:15,933
我已经坐在地下岔开双腿

1246
00:54:15,933 --> 00:54:19,599
哎呀然后把那个什么把那个那个那个

1247
00:54:21,266 --> 00:54:22,799
尾巴拖在地上

1248
00:54:25,100 --> 00:54:26,966
上半身端庄典雅

1249
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:28,666
下半身已经

1250
00:54:28,700 --> 00:54:33,500
这个这个不是踩在小男友身上

1251
00:54:34,866 --> 00:54:36,166
不要诅咒我吧

1252
00:54:36,166 --> 00:54:39,766
我现在脚底下踩着的是我上学的课本

1253
00:54:41,166 --> 00:54:42,933
啊上学期的课本

1254
00:54:45,100 --> 00:54:48,600
你们不会留下自己讨厌的科目的书啊

1255
00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:51,200
眼草纸啊之类的就拿来垫脚

1256
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:54,133
或者是拿来拿来当那个垫板吧

1257
00:54:54,133 --> 00:54:56,333
我现在拖鞋下面踩

1258
00:54:56,333 --> 00:54:56,566
真的

1259
00:54:56,566 --> 00:55:00,366
就是上学期我最讨厌的一门课的书

1260
00:55:00,366 --> 00:55:01,533
哈哈哈

1261
00:55:04,333 --> 00:55:07,466
虚拟主播连上半身端庄优雅都不说

1262
00:55:07,466 --> 00:55:08,533
那还是那什么的

1263
00:55:08,533 --> 00:55:10,399
不会我是电子版

1264
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:12,133
那你可以踩iPad啊

1265
00:55:12,900 --> 00:55:16,266
你可以踩iPad的直接卖了

1266
00:55:16,333 --> 00:55:17,533
我们有一些课

1267
00:55:17,533 --> 00:55:20,966
他是要求一定要买实体书的啊

1268
00:55:20,966 --> 00:55:23,766
他为了保证他这个实体书销量

1269
00:55:24,300 --> 00:55:27,466
据说就是每几年他就会改一下

1270
00:55:27,466 --> 00:55:27,999
改一些

1271
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:31,800
就是特别特别小来小去的地方

1272
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:34,366
同时他在书后面会附一个激活码

1273
00:55:34,366 --> 00:55:36,566
要你去激活一个什么什么网站

1274
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:39,533
然后你才能才能那个什么

1275
00:55:41,366 --> 00:55:43,199
你才能这个这个这个

1276
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:45,200
参与这门课的评分啊

1277
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:47,100
就是为了为了卖书

1278
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:51,533
诡计多端的教授为了卖书想出了机智

1279
00:55:53,966 --> 00:55:56,766
要不然大家都在网上淘二手的

1280
00:55:56,766 --> 00:55:57,599
能买二手吗

1281
00:55:57,600 --> 00:55:58,466
二手不行

1282
00:55:58,466 --> 00:56:00,599
你那个激活码过了之后

1283
00:56:00,766 --> 00:56:02,966
别人用过了你激活不了

1284
00:56:02,966 --> 00:56:05,766
那你买他的二手书那就不就相当于

1285
00:56:05,766 --> 00:56:07,599
怎么相当于你没法激活

1286
00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:09,000
你没有成绩嘛

1287
00:56:09,533 --> 00:56:11,966
我第一年的时候我就是

1288
00:56:11,966 --> 00:56:13,799
我买了别人的二手书

1289
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:15,566
不知道我被人坑了

1290
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,066
然后我跟那个那个教授

1291
00:56:18,066 --> 00:56:19,466
来来回回的写邮

1292
00:56:19,466 --> 00:56:21,699
件啊最后没办法了

1293
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:24,500
他说那这个你一定要记得

1294
00:56:24,500 --> 00:56:26,000
下次要买新的

1295
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,366
然后就想办法给我搞了个扣子

1296
00:56:28,366 --> 00:56:29,799
让我加进去了

1297
00:56:29,900 --> 00:56:31,266
不买不给学费

1298
00:56:31,266 --> 00:56:32,266
不是不给学费

1299
00:56:32,266 --> 00:56:35,499
而是你你有一些要在网上那个

1300
00:56:35,500 --> 00:56:37,566
那个完成的东西

1301
00:56:37,566 --> 00:56:39,733
然后你要没有他背后那个激活码

1302
00:56:39,733 --> 00:56:40,799
你就做不了

1303
00:56:41,700 --> 00:56:43,066
就相当于白买了

1304
00:56:43,066 --> 00:56:43,699
是啊

1305
00:56:43,700 --> 00:56:47,566
而且我还是从一个中国人手里面买的

1306
00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:48,733
从一个中国人手里买

1307
00:56:48,733 --> 00:56:50,666
他卖的时候说的好好的

1308
00:56:50,666 --> 00:56:51,766
可开心了

1309
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:53,666
哎姐妹我给你送过去啊

1310
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:55,300
我说你怎么这么热情

1311
00:56:55,300 --> 00:56:56,166
我说好哎呀

1312
00:56:56,166 --> 00:56:58,366
我想世上还真是好人多啊

1313
00:56:58,933 --> 00:57:01,266
结果我哎呦

1314
00:57:01,266 --> 00:57:02,499
这个上课的时候

1315
00:57:02,500 --> 00:57:04,966
上第第一节还第二节课的时候

1316
00:57:04,966 --> 00:57:05,699
老师说哎

1317
00:57:05,700 --> 00:57:07,200
这个现在你们要看一下

1318
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:08,600
你们这个那什么啊

1319
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:10,933
是吧你们要看一下你们这个

1320
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:14,600
你们这个这个这个激活呀

1321
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:17,366
对吧把这个条码把刮开

1322
00:57:17,366 --> 00:57:18,733
然后你们要在哪个哪个

1323
00:57:18,733 --> 00:57:20,666
哪个网站上面输入他

1324
00:57:20,666 --> 00:57:22,499
我一看我这都有刮过的呀

1325
00:57:22,500 --> 00:57:23,700
我这输二手输呀

1326
00:57:23,700 --> 00:57:25,066
我人就傻了

1327
00:57:26,566 --> 00:57:29,066
在国外尤其小心中国人

1328
00:57:29,066 --> 00:57:33,133
别提了好多人简直就是变脸大诗人

1329
00:57:33,133 --> 00:57:33,699
你知道吗

1330
00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:36,000
真的特别会PUA

1331
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,400
就他看起来笑眯眯的

1332
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:39,400
我买家具

1333
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:40,966
我搬家的时候也是啊

1334
00:57:40,966 --> 00:57:43,933
我买这个床的时候啊

1335
00:57:43,933 --> 00:57:45,299
坐地起价

1336
00:57:45,300 --> 00:57:48,933
我在没定下来之前我说那个那个

1337
00:57:48,933 --> 00:57:51,899
呃这个我可能得看一下实物啊

1338
00:57:51,900 --> 00:57:53,300
我才能决定啊

1339
00:57:53,500 --> 00:57:54,566
他说OK OK

1340
00:57:54,566 --> 00:57:55,199
这个这样吧

1341
00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:56,533
我开车去接你啊

1342
00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:58,500
然后好像大概有个几公里吧

1343
00:57:58,500 --> 00:57:59,933
我说够会不会太远

1344
00:57:59,933 --> 00:58:01,166
他说没关系没关系啊

1345
00:58:01,166 --> 00:58:01,933
可热情了

1346
00:58:01,933 --> 00:58:03,766
一路给我拉家常啊

1347
00:58:04,066 --> 00:58:05,499
聊天聊完了

1348
00:58:05,733 --> 00:58:09,099
然后最后他给我搬过来的时候就是说

1349
00:58:09,133 --> 00:58:10,666
哎呀这个我们

1350
00:58:10,666 --> 00:58:12,799
就是找了个安装搬运工啊

1351
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:14,800
本来我们说不是说给你包安装的吗

1352
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:16,966
但是这个我们找了一个这个

1353
00:58:16,966 --> 00:58:18,199
这个安装公司啊

1354
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:20,066
你还得再给我多少多少钱

1355
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:22,733
我说我们不是当时说好的一口价

1356
00:58:22,733 --> 00:58:23,899
就是这些钱吗

1357
00:58:23,900 --> 00:58:26,000
怎么你现在又坐地起价

1358
00:58:26,700 --> 00:58:29,566
然后他就马上就给我川剧变脸

1359
00:58:29,566 --> 00:58:29,866
你知道吧

1360
00:58:29,866 --> 00:58:32,266
他那个脸色马上就变了啊

1361
00:58:32,266 --> 00:58:35,533
小姑娘做人要讲人品道德的啊

1362
00:58:35,533 --> 00:58:38,266
我找人给你搬这么辛辛苦苦的

1363
00:58:38,266 --> 00:58:40,299
还建议你去我家看这个东西

1364
00:58:41,700 --> 00:58:43,566
你这个人怎么一点伦理都不讲

1365
00:58:43,566 --> 00:58:46,599
这个人一点他他他就是这种口音啊

1366
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:47,333
你知道吧

1367
00:58:47,333 --> 00:58:48,599
本来很和蔼的

1368
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:50,500
一下子脸色就变了

1369
00:58:50,500 --> 00:58:53,200
我去啊怎么还有这种事情

1370
00:58:53,466 --> 00:58:54,199
你知道吧

1371
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:55,600
就看人下菜碟

1372
00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:57,100
这不是看人下菜碟吧

1373
00:58:57,100 --> 00:58:59,100
就是他那个语气一下都变了

1374
00:58:59,100 --> 00:59:01,166
给我给我吓一跳哎呦

1375
00:59:03,700 --> 00:59:04,566
就那种啊

1376
00:59:04,566 --> 00:59:05,399
我来接你

1377
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:08,100
没有想到你是这样子的去那什么

1378
00:59:08,100 --> 00:59:09,566
我们将心比心一下

1379
00:59:09,566 --> 00:59:11,699
你都没有说想过我的感受吗

1380
00:59:11,700 --> 00:59:13,733
就就就就这种你知道吧

1381
00:59:14,133 --> 00:59:14,933
啊

1382
00:59:15,566 --> 00:59:16,566
给我吓一跳

1383
00:59:16,566 --> 00:59:18,866
我寻思怎么怎么怎么了呢

1384
00:59:23,100 --> 00:59:26,200
然后他还试图找我要那天那个什么

1385
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:28,366
那你把床拉回去算了

1386
00:59:29,466 --> 00:59:30,299
那不行啊

1387
00:59:30,300 --> 00:59:32,166
我都已经搬家了

1388
00:59:32,166 --> 00:59:34,933
我这床拉回去我没地方睡啊

1389
00:59:34,933 --> 00:59:36,533
我睡哪啊

1390
00:59:36,733 --> 00:59:38,566
我不能睡地板吧

1391
00:59:40,733 --> 00:59:42,899
我说地板的话有点那个了

1392
00:59:42,933 --> 00:59:44,399
hello hello雪花

1393
00:59:44,700 --> 00:59:45,566
产心不力

1394
00:59:45,933 --> 00:59:46,999
你改回名字了

1395
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,566
你复活了慢羊羊

1396
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:53,166
换哥们这种虎背熊腰的社畜

1397
00:59:53,166 --> 00:59:54,499
你看他敢不敢

1398
00:59:55,100 --> 00:59:57,500
哎呦我都敢跟他去那边了

1399
00:59:57,500 --> 00:59:58,766
晚上好雪花

1400
00:59:58,766 --> 01:00:00,133
正在讲那什么呢

1401
01:00:00,133 --> 01:00:01,866
正在讲被那个变

1402
01:00:01,866 --> 01:00:02,899
超级变脸

1403
01:00:02,900 --> 01:00:04,300
超级变换形态

1404
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:06,400
这中国人坑人的事情

1405
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:09,900
我简直就像卡布达变身了一样

1406
01:00:09,900 --> 01:00:10,266
本来

1407
01:00:10,266 --> 01:00:13,466
长得很可爱的萌萌的一个铁甲小宝

1408
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:16,100
忽然一下子180度倒立

1409
01:00:16,100 --> 01:00:17,500
把腿一伸起来

1410
01:00:17,700 --> 01:00:20,000
你发现他的屁股变成了脑袋

1411
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:21,300
然后开始很凶

1412
01:00:21,300 --> 01:00:22,666
启动打架心态

1413
01:00:22,666 --> 01:00:26,699
我都不知道为什么睡稻草怕撸串

1414
01:00:28,966 --> 01:00:32,133
那起码也要给我睡个松软帕鲁床吧

1415
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:34,933
稻草帕鲁床是什么

1416
01:00:35,700 --> 01:00:37,066
谢谢雪花

1417
01:00:37,133 --> 01:00:38,499
健康开心

1418
01:00:38,566 --> 01:00:39,466
谢谢雪花的心动

1419
01:00:39,466 --> 01:00:40,799
盲盒的爱心报纸

1420
01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:42,500
你也获得亚利盖的

1421
01:00:44,366 --> 01:00:44,699
哎呦

1422
01:00:44,700 --> 01:00:48,166
反正给我搞的就那天都都吓我一跳

1423
01:00:48,166 --> 01:00:51,366
主播现实里面很少跟人大小声的

1424
01:00:51,966 --> 01:00:53,499
也不敢跟人大小声

1425
01:00:53,500 --> 01:00:56,066
只能像阴暗角落的死宅一样

1426
01:00:56,066 --> 01:00:58,899
在这个网上跟大家吐槽一下

1427
01:01:00,733 --> 01:01:01,266
主要是

1428
01:01:01,266 --> 01:01:04,599
我都根本就想不到会有人这样子啊

1429
01:01:04,866 --> 01:01:07,199
啊我还经历过什么事情啊

1430
01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:09,100
就是疫情那个时候

1431
01:01:09,266 --> 01:01:10,199
你们知道

1432
01:01:10,300 --> 01:01:16,100
有人他会专门去街上面捡那个家具

1433
01:01:16,100 --> 01:01:19,333
因为这边大中家具不是要处理费的嘛

1434
01:01:19,366 --> 01:01:20,533
然后有些人

1435
01:01:20,533 --> 01:01:22,566
就会把自己不要的那个家具

1436
01:01:22,566 --> 01:01:23,899
贴个免费的牌子

1437
01:01:23,900 --> 01:01:24,766
放在街边

1438
01:01:24,900 --> 01:01:26,000
疫情那个时候

1439
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,700
因为就好多外国人回国啊

1440
01:01:28,700 --> 01:01:31,666
好多这个人人人口动荡

1441
01:01:31,666 --> 01:01:34,066
搬家呀什么什么之类的

1442
01:01:34,366 --> 01:01:37,066
就导致这种被遗弃的家具很多

1443
01:01:37,066 --> 01:01:39,799
我还从中国人夫妻啊

1444
01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:41,333
经典踩雷啊

1445
01:01:41,333 --> 01:01:42,866
老华人啊

1446
01:01:42,866 --> 01:01:47,133
教会中国人夫妻这种这种组合里面

1447
01:01:47,133 --> 01:01:49,466
我从他们那边买了一个柜子

1448
01:01:49,933 --> 01:01:52,933
他是我记得是40刀还是60刀啊

1449
01:01:52,933 --> 01:01:56,199
在二手柜子里面算不算太便宜

1450
01:01:56,500 --> 01:01:59,766
因为那个这个东西就是要看那什么

1451
01:01:59,766 --> 01:02:01,166
要看要看运气的

1452
01:02:01,166 --> 01:02:04,199
有时候你运气好10块20块也捡得

1453
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:06,366
有的时候你100刀200刀捡

1454
01:02:06,366 --> 01:02:07,933
捡点破烂也正常

1455
01:02:08,333 --> 01:02:09,966
当时是花40-60

1456
01:02:09,966 --> 01:02:12,466
买了一个一米来高的柜子吧

1457
01:02:12,466 --> 01:02:14,366
我们心想这一米多高的柜子

1458
01:02:14,366 --> 01:02:15,533
那一个柜子他

1459
01:02:15,533 --> 01:02:16,699
能出什么事呢

1460
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:18,866
然后我拿到手了之后

1461
01:02:18,866 --> 01:02:21,666
发现这5柜子有5层啊

1462
01:02:22,566 --> 01:02:23,933
4个都没有

1463
01:02:23,933 --> 01:02:27,099
那个来回抽拉的

1464
01:02:27,100 --> 01:02:29,700
那个柜子不是应该有个轨道吗

1465
01:02:29,966 --> 01:02:32,133
四个抽屉都没有轨道

1466
01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:35,533
还有一个看起来被白蚁咬了

1467
01:02:35,533 --> 01:02:36,766
但是它在里面

1468
01:02:37,100 --> 01:02:38,300
就这两个人

1469
01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:40,966
就说问什么时候有时间啊

1470
01:02:40,966 --> 01:02:42,266
我说那我第二天

1471
01:02:42,266 --> 01:02:45,066
这个下午1点到晚上6点我都有空

1472
01:02:45,133 --> 01:02:47,933
他们早上9点还是早上10点钟啊

1473
01:02:47,933 --> 01:02:49,066
就过来说哎哎

1474
01:02:49,066 --> 01:02:51,333
你现在是不是这个这个有没有空啊

1475
01:02:51,333 --> 01:02:52,266
出来拿一下东西啊

1476
01:02:52,266 --> 01:02:53,666
我们送到你门口了

1477
01:02:53,900 --> 01:02:55,966
我说啊但是我现在就是今天没课

1478
01:02:55,966 --> 01:02:56,799
我要问上课

1479
01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:58,100
他说啊那我放你门口了

1480
01:02:58,100 --> 01:02:59,900
没关系你这个这个这个什么

1481
01:02:59,966 --> 01:03:01,366
反正你钱已经转给我了

1482
01:03:01,366 --> 01:03:02,566
我放你门口就好了

1483
01:03:02,566 --> 01:03:05,299
我自己抬进去了之后才发现的

1484
01:03:06,900 --> 01:03:08,933
天成被白银咬了

1485
01:03:08,933 --> 01:03:09,999
被黄金咬了

1486
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:11,600
被白银咬了会更好吗

1487
01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:13,066
会更容易痊愈吗

1488
01:03:15,733 --> 01:03:18,766
真的会有那个专门做这种生意的

1489
01:03:18,766 --> 01:03:20,499
你不说我都想不起来

1490
01:03:20,566 --> 01:03:22,966
后面在那个各种二手群里面

1491
01:03:22,966 --> 01:03:25,266
我发现都有人在挂他们啊

1492
01:03:25,466 --> 01:03:29,299
而去留学生家里面捡家具什么的

1493
01:03:29,300 --> 01:03:30,866
这个家里面捡家具

1494
01:03:30,866 --> 01:03:32,666
不是说捡他们扔出来的

1495
01:03:32,700 --> 01:03:34,900
而是帮人家搬家的时候

1496
01:03:35,266 --> 01:03:36,666
人家那个家具多

1497
01:03:36,666 --> 01:03:39,399
然后他偷偷顺走两几件小的

1498
01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:42,933
就是问的话就说哎呀你放在那没搬走

1499
01:03:42,933 --> 01:03:44,366
不是说不要了吗

1500
01:03:44,366 --> 01:03:47,133
什么的就老有这种事情

1501
01:03:49,100 --> 01:03:50,333
他们老干这种事

1502
01:03:50,333 --> 01:03:51,899
后面也不知道怎么样

1503
01:03:51,900 --> 01:03:53,466
销声匿迹了

1504
01:03:53,533 --> 01:03:54,599
赚一笔外快

1505
01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:57,200
可能是觉得这个出来上学的

1506
01:03:57,400 --> 01:03:59,400
之后也都不会留在本地

1507
01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:02,133
大家可能算这个几十块钱

1508
01:04:02,533 --> 01:04:04,099
最多也就拉黑他们

1509
01:04:04,100 --> 01:04:06,333
也没法拿他们怎么样啊

1510
01:04:08,100 --> 01:04:11,100
哪的留学生都在骂这种生意那关

1511
01:04:11,100 --> 01:04:13,000
键哪都有做这种生意的

1512
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:14,700
你还拿他没办法

1513
01:04:14,733 --> 01:04:17,199
因为你这上当受骗

1514
01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:20,600
之前好多时候你都不知道他是咋回事

1515
01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:22,200
还自动拾取忘关

1516
01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:26,166
哈哈中午好嗯

1517
01:04:29,700 --> 01:04:30,900
哎呦服了

1518
01:04:30,900 --> 01:04:33,266
都不知道他们为啥正常来说

1519
01:04:33,266 --> 01:04:35,266
你说你都在本地待了这么久了

1520
01:04:35,266 --> 01:04:37,566
你不应该差这几十块钱吧

1521
01:04:37,566 --> 01:04:40,333
怎么老有人做这种丧良心生意呢

1522
01:04:40,800 --> 01:04:43,166
那平常到底是靠什么活着的

1523
01:04:45,500 --> 01:04:47,533
对他们使用美式均衡版

1524
01:04:47,533 --> 01:04:50,333
我的评价是学生还是太文明了

1525
01:04:50,333 --> 01:04:52,666
学生真的就是太文明了

1526
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:55,066
都不知道该咋办

1527
01:04:55,066 --> 01:04:55,666
你知道吧

1528
01:04:55,666 --> 01:04:58,266
就碰到这种事情除了跟朋友吐槽一下

1529
01:04:58,266 --> 01:05:00,266
你都不知道怎么制裁人家

1530
01:05:01,300 --> 01:05:02,866
国内这种事情更多

1531
01:05:03,366 --> 01:05:05,299
国内的事情也蛮多的

1532
01:05:05,300 --> 01:05:07,900
但是我感觉大学生之间彼此信任一点

1533
01:05:07,900 --> 01:05:08,800
还是挺好的

1534
01:05:08,800 --> 01:05:10,266
哈哈只是有时候

1535
01:05:10,266 --> 01:05:13,066
不能用这种信任去面对社会吗

1536
01:05:13,066 --> 01:05:15,399
我看之前那个新闻啊

1537
01:05:15,566 --> 01:05:17,866
就大学生借别人狗去遛

1538
01:05:18,133 --> 01:05:19,566
把身份证押给人家

1539
01:05:19,566 --> 01:05:21,599
给我看的汗都要下来了

1540
01:05:23,966 --> 01:05:25,466
有钱不赚就算

1541
01:05:25,466 --> 01:05:27,599
结果他们不就是这样想的

1542
01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:29,866
关键很多很多的那种

1543
01:05:31,533 --> 01:05:33,933
也要有所有所那什么吧

1544
01:05:33,933 --> 01:05:35,499
有所选择吧

1545
01:05:36,300 --> 01:05:39,800
什么万宗不辩礼义而受之

1546
01:05:39,800 --> 01:05:42,066
那经济下行时期我也理解

1547
01:05:42,066 --> 01:05:44,133
你那万宗钱挺多的

1548
01:05:44,166 --> 01:05:47,099
你怎么一宗不辩礼义而抢之啊

1549
01:05:47,100 --> 01:05:48,800
你怎么哪有这种事情啊

1550
01:05:49,900 --> 01:05:50,933
美呀美呀

1551
01:05:50,933 --> 01:05:53,466
念YD起你来你来

1552
01:05:53,466 --> 01:05:54,933
怎么了念你ID了

1553
01:05:54,933 --> 01:05:58,266
你要作法召唤主播主播的爹了吗

1554
01:05:59,133 --> 01:06:00,199
此生恨生

1555
01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:01,366
单吞燕宝

1556
01:06:02,933 --> 01:06:05,866
学生普遍素质过高

1557
01:06:06,533 --> 01:06:07,899
但但是我觉得

1558
01:06:07,900 --> 01:06:10,900
这种对于社会和对于外界的信任

1559
01:06:10,900 --> 01:06:12,100
没什么错吧

1560
01:06:12,100 --> 01:06:14,566
只是说老容易伤害到自己

1561
01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:21,800
但上学不就是为了素质更高一点吗

1562
01:06:25,133 --> 01:06:26,766
只能说努力的

1563
01:06:26,766 --> 01:06:29,066
少跟这种人接触吧

1564
01:06:29,933 --> 01:06:32,966
如果要是一直生活在一个呃

1565
01:06:34,333 --> 01:06:37,899
原来是用魔法让我念你的ID啊爹

1566
01:06:37,900 --> 01:06:40,900
谢谢原村的舰长啊

1567
01:06:40,900 --> 01:06:42,666
轰动你啊里嘎多

1568
01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:44,066
谢谢谢谢

1569
01:06:44,666 --> 01:06:47,066
太破费啦

1570
01:06:47,266 --> 01:06:48,666
感谢支持

1571
01:06:48,666 --> 01:06:50,399
轰动你啊里嘎多

1572
01:06:52,700 --> 01:06:54,666
今天的加班也欠着吧

1573
01:06:54,666 --> 01:06:58,866
主播这个身体状况略有遗憾啊

1574
01:06:58,866 --> 01:07:00,733
略有一点点小遗憾

1575
01:07:02,300 --> 01:07:03,500
今天先欠着

1576
01:07:03,500 --> 01:07:04,400
然后那个

1577
01:07:04,400 --> 01:07:08,733
我们下周周表正在润意制作中啊

1578
01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:12,300
然后主播2月1号应该是不播的

1579
01:07:12,300 --> 01:07:16,766
然后1月30号应该应该也没法播啊

1580
01:07:16,766 --> 01:07:18,733
要看一下情况哦

1581
01:07:20,533 --> 01:07:21,533
知道这个

1582
01:07:21,866 --> 01:07:22,999
把它发出来之后

1583
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:26,133
会标哪场是大家给主播上的

1584
01:07:26,133 --> 01:07:29,699
舰长加的班尼是不是遵守诚信的

1585
01:07:29,700 --> 01:07:30,566
是的是的

1586
01:07:31,966 --> 01:07:33,733
晚一天不算晚

1587
01:07:33,933 --> 01:07:35,799
主播穿个背背佳吧

1588
01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:38,766
我背背佳纯属智商税啊

1589
01:07:39,500 --> 01:07:41,733
哦我都怀疑背背佳那个厂家

1590
01:07:41,733 --> 01:07:43,866
他是不是也是做什么小罐茶

1591
01:07:43,866 --> 01:07:47,266
还有那个8848手机的是不是他

1592
01:07:48,366 --> 01:07:50,333
他是不是穿越者啊

1593
01:07:52,733 --> 01:07:54,733
怎么就能这么经典

1594
01:07:54,733 --> 01:07:56,199
这么这么整好的

1595
01:07:56,200 --> 01:07:58,733
拿捏住每一个时代的智商税

1596
01:07:58,733 --> 01:07:59,699
商品呢

1597
01:08:00,533 --> 01:08:01,499
为什么啊

1598
01:08:01,700 --> 01:08:04,300
还有那个做步步高点读机的

1599
01:08:04,366 --> 01:08:05,299
我的天呐

1600
01:08:05,300 --> 01:08:08,066
他们的商业思维有点太超前了

1601
01:08:08,333 --> 01:08:12,466
每一个坑都是都是掉下去过的

1602
01:08:12,466 --> 01:08:14,133
还有做脑白金的

1603
01:08:15,300 --> 01:08:16,266
哦谢谢

1604
01:08:16,266 --> 01:08:19,866
某疯子这是西西的剑掌卧槽

1605
01:08:21,400 --> 01:08:23,733
你第一次给主播上剑吗

1606
01:08:23,733 --> 01:08:25,766
某疯子哎

1607
01:08:27,400 --> 01:08:29,933
但是我对你这个ID非常有印象

1608
01:08:29,933 --> 01:08:32,099
你起码看了我一年了吧

1609
01:08:33,100 --> 01:08:35,100
哎你居然是第一次给主播上剑

1610
01:08:35,100 --> 01:08:37,866
我操爹这么破费

1611
01:08:38,533 --> 01:08:39,333
哦

1612
01:08:40,933 --> 01:08:41,899
恭喜恭喜

1613
01:08:42,500 --> 01:08:44,966
恭喜主播收获了一个新剑掌

1614
01:08:45,100 --> 01:08:46,666
开心嘿嘿

1615
01:08:49,166 --> 01:08:50,799
你经常黑屏吧

1616
01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:52,666
因为主播

1617
01:08:52,666 --> 01:08:53,199
主播

1618
01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:56,600
那个往下划划人的时候经常能看到你

1619
01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:57,900
啊哦

1620
01:08:57,900 --> 01:09:00,800
没有想到你居然是第一次上线哎

1621
01:09:04,133 --> 01:09:04,266
反正

1622
01:09:04,266 --> 01:09:05,666
已经很熟悉了

1623
01:09:09,066 --> 01:09:11,466
你还是喜欢步步高打火机

1624
01:09:11,533 --> 01:09:12,333
你别提了

1625
01:09:12,333 --> 01:09:14,499
你知不知道步步高点读机现在怎么卖

1626
01:09:14,500 --> 01:09:15,300
啊

1627
01:09:16,066 --> 01:09:18,399
你知不知道步步高点读机现在多少钱

1628
01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:19,300
你猜猜看

1629
01:09:21,733 --> 01:09:23,533
老黑听了可不咋地

1630
01:09:27,500 --> 01:09:30,500
要不是没上限记录不了观看时间吧

1631
01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:33,166
你这观看时间高低也得个500小时

1632
01:09:33,500 --> 01:09:34,600
又被肥胖骗到了

1633
01:09:34,600 --> 01:09:37,200
我什么都没干 20

1634
01:09:37,666 --> 01:09:38,333
你怎么知道

1635
01:09:38,333 --> 01:09:40,266
20块钱你是不是去收了

1636
01:09:40,266 --> 01:09:41,133
你不许作弊

1637
01:09:45,100 --> 01:09:47,666
老夫子一个高低都有个500小时了

1638
01:09:47,666 --> 01:09:49,099
这ID太俗了

1639
01:09:51,766 --> 01:09:53,566
上镜前的也有记录啊

1640
01:09:53,566 --> 01:09:55,533
那会不会有人为了看一下自己

1641
01:09:55,533 --> 01:09:56,266
到底黑天了

1642
01:09:56,266 --> 01:09:58,999
一个主播多久要庆祝一下

1643
01:09:59,200 --> 01:10:01,133
你猜的你这你

1644
01:10:01,133 --> 01:10:02,466
你真是猜的吗

1645
01:10:04,133 --> 01:10:05,899
你真是猜的吗

1646
01:10:07,133 --> 01:10:08,199
啊

1647
01:10:08,600 --> 01:10:11,000
不知道你们有没有主播这样的症状

1648
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:12,866
如果我让你们猜点什么东西

1649
01:10:12,866 --> 01:10:14,566
你们一下就猜中了

1650
01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:18,466
那我我就我就可挫败了

1651
01:10:18,466 --> 01:10:22,799
我本来觉得很很会出人意料很意外的

1652
01:10:24,166 --> 01:10:26,166
我本来以为很意外的

1653
01:10:26,166 --> 01:10:30,366
我才会叫你们猜好哎

1654
01:10:31,466 --> 01:10:33,366
哎呦给我气肚子疼了

1655
01:10:33,366 --> 01:10:35,299
赶紧去看猫猫你

1656
01:10:36,533 --> 01:10:37,333
哎呀

1657
01:10:38,866 --> 01:10:40,966
怎么会这样呢

1658
01:10:41,133 --> 01:10:43,366
不打你了啊

1659
01:10:43,366 --> 01:10:45,166
别别吧

1660
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:47,333
怎么这样

1661
01:10:47,333 --> 01:10:49,399
哎呦肚子疼

1662
01:10:54,166 --> 01:10:56,266
上剑是不可能上的

1663
01:10:56,266 --> 01:10:57,499
你有小号吧

1664
01:10:57,500 --> 01:10:58,300
小月同学

1665
01:10:58,300 --> 01:11:00,166
你小号给我上过剑吧

1666
01:11:00,700 --> 01:11:06,000
肥猫这点小心思我当然很好懂了啊

1667
01:11:07,066 --> 01:11:09,099
你怎么还赔礼道歉

1668
01:11:11,100 --> 01:11:12,333
你一半装不知道

1669
01:11:12,333 --> 01:11:13,299
原来你们不是

1670
01:11:13,300 --> 01:11:14,300
真猜不到

1671
01:11:14,300 --> 01:11:15,400
原来你们是

1672
01:11:15,500 --> 01:11:17,966
你们是哄小孩玩的

1673
01:11:18,466 --> 01:11:21,399
我还以为真的很冷知识呢

1674
01:11:21,400 --> 01:11:24,700
原来是哄哄小孩玩的

1675
01:11:24,700 --> 01:11:26,400
我好恨啊

1676
01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:30,533
真的吗你们真的什么都知道

1677
01:11:32,333 --> 01:11:34,766
主播的自卑心啊

1678
01:11:34,766 --> 01:11:36,599
一下拉到了极致

1679
01:11:36,600 --> 01:11:38,400
哎呀谢谢

1680
01:11:38,766 --> 01:11:41,066
就干成牛

1681
01:11:42,066 --> 01:11:45,566
于有猫猫的店长啊

1682
01:11:45,566 --> 01:11:47,799
我操店轰动

1683
01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:49,300
你啊里个嘟

1684
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:51,333
一个月快乐

1685
01:11:51,933 --> 01:11:55,399
哈哈三32天了对吧

1686
01:11:55,400 --> 01:11:57,200
一个月快乐你

1687
01:11:59,733 --> 01:12:00,533
啊

1688
01:12:01,733 --> 01:12:02,333
一下感觉

1689
01:12:02,333 --> 01:12:05,533
我跟耶耶人之间的信任消失了好多

1690
01:12:05,533 --> 01:12:07,899
啊你们到底还都知道什么啊

1691
01:12:07,900 --> 01:12:09,966
你们不会真的什么都知道

1692
01:12:10,133 --> 01:12:12,299
只是觉得逗小猫玩有意思吧

1693
01:12:12,300 --> 01:12:12,966
啊谢谢

1694
01:12:12,966 --> 01:12:14,133
秋秋的舰长

1695
01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:15,266
轰动你还是个狗

1696
01:12:15,266 --> 01:12:16,666
无臭爹秋秋

1697
01:12:16,666 --> 01:12:17,599
我看到了

1698
01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:19,266
那天主播正在

1699
01:12:19,266 --> 01:12:22,266
正在那个厨房跟茄子斗争啊

1700
01:12:23,866 --> 01:12:27,999
加拿大这边的茄子大的像手榴弹一样

1701
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:30,066
你们知道我这什么

1702
01:12:30,066 --> 01:12:31,366
我去买菜

1703
01:12:31,466 --> 01:12:32,699
我说买菜

1704
01:12:32,700 --> 01:12:34,066
然后这个这个什么

1705
01:12:34,066 --> 01:12:35,166
买个茄子吧

1706
01:12:35,366 --> 01:12:37,699
茄子跟我的电脑一边长

1707
01:12:37,700 --> 01:12:39,500
我这个电脑是16寸的

1708
01:12:39,500 --> 01:12:42,066
它跟我电脑的键盘一边长

1709
01:12:42,500 --> 01:12:44,933
然后他有五六厘米这么宽

1710
01:12:45,066 --> 01:12:49,566
一个茄子切了我15分钟啊

1711
01:12:50,166 --> 01:12:53,066
连听歌带切切了我15分钟

1712
01:12:53,333 --> 01:12:56,066
我丢到锅里面发现满满一大锅

1713
01:12:57,166 --> 01:13:00,666
回头一看菜板上还有1/4没切到锅里

1714
01:13:00,733 --> 01:13:01,766
因为他太多了

1715
01:13:01,766 --> 01:13:03,366
我以为我已经切完了

1716
01:13:04,333 --> 01:13:05,466
谢谢关注

1717
01:13:05,466 --> 01:13:07,933
科猫猫的闪耀盲盒的疯狂星座

1718
01:13:16,400 --> 01:13:18,566
主播为什么要吃自己的尾巴

1719
01:13:18,566 --> 01:13:21,299
每天在眼前晃还不许咬一口吗

1720
01:13:22,933 --> 01:13:24,599
太久没吃茄子了

1721
01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:27,400
这种东西做起来好麻烦好麻烦好麻烦

1722
01:13:28,166 --> 01:13:30,366
25了恭喜蓝牌

1723
01:13:30,533 --> 01:13:32,866
嘿嘿好耶

1724
01:13:33,300 --> 01:13:35,300
这不是疯狂心动吗

1725
01:13:37,200 --> 01:13:39,200
一根茄子真能吃一天吧

1726
01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:42,066
我前一天晚上吃了吃了一顿

1727
01:13:42,066 --> 01:13:44,499
第二天又拿来拌面又吃了一顿

1728
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:48,666
所以这就是什么啊

1729
01:13:48,666 --> 01:13:51,333
这就是一个人吃饭的坏处

1730
01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:53,933
只要我室友不跟我一起吃

1731
01:13:53,933 --> 01:13:57,166
我每次做饭我觉得哎呦这个这个

1732
01:13:57,166 --> 01:13:58,533
刀都动了

1733
01:13:58,533 --> 01:14:00,999
菜板都要洗了米子哎

1734
01:14:02,100 --> 01:14:02,900
啊

1735
01:14:04,933 --> 01:14:06,666
我刚想嘲笑嘲笑

1736
01:14:06,666 --> 01:14:07,799
门也还在够

1737
01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:09,133
今天27号了

1738
01:14:11,466 --> 01:14:12,799
啊那个什么啊

1739
01:14:12,866 --> 01:14:15,066
那个那个那个那个

1740
01:14:15,066 --> 01:14:18,299
bunderliver mgcardiver是几点啊

1741
01:14:19,700 --> 01:14:21,333
哎呦谢谢谢谢谢谢

1742
01:14:21,333 --> 01:14:22,366
眉眼的牌子

1743
01:14:22,366 --> 01:14:24,299
提醒了我这件事情啊

1744
01:14:26,933 --> 01:14:27,699
真的真的

1745
01:14:27,700 --> 01:14:28,400
这个东西

1746
01:14:28,400 --> 01:14:28,866
哎呦

1747
01:14:28,866 --> 01:14:32,299
茄子是属于碳水还是属于纤维类啊

1748
01:14:32,300 --> 01:14:33,733
氢气球啊氢气球

1749
01:14:33,733 --> 01:14:35,199
到现在都没学会唱

1750
01:14:35,766 --> 01:14:38,533
天呐天呐啊

1751
01:14:38,533 --> 01:14:43,299
这个东西真的是一年不吃就想一次

1752
01:14:44,700 --> 01:14:47,366
然后一次吃完一年都不想吃

1753
01:14:47,566 --> 01:14:49,266
确实提醒我了

1754
01:14:49,266 --> 01:14:51,799
你自己带的牌子你不知道啊

1755
01:14:51,900 --> 01:14:53,366
属于是纤维吧

1756
01:14:53,600 --> 01:14:54,666
哎你们觉不觉得

1757
01:14:54,666 --> 01:14:57,133
吃茄子的时候感觉不是你在吃茄子

1758
01:14:57,133 --> 01:14:58,933
感觉是茄子在吃你啊

1759
01:14:59,266 --> 01:15:01,533
就它跟吃菠萝似的那种感觉

1760
01:15:01,533 --> 01:15:02,699
差不多感觉

1761
01:15:03,266 --> 01:15:07,066
用我们猫猫世界的老家话

1762
01:15:07,066 --> 01:15:09,533
有一个词叫沙沙嘴

1763
01:15:10,500 --> 01:15:14,333
嗯这个这个说法大家明白吗

1764
01:15:16,866 --> 01:15:18,999
这个茄子吃到的时候

1765
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:21,266
觉得嘴里面麻麻的

1766
01:15:22,766 --> 01:15:24,166
不知道为什么

1767
01:15:24,266 --> 01:15:26,966
就是油焖茄子没有这个感觉

1768
01:15:26,966 --> 01:15:28,666
只有蒸茄子

1769
01:15:28,666 --> 01:15:31,666
炖茄子吃的人会有这种感觉

1770
01:15:31,666 --> 01:15:33,133
烤茄子好吃

1771
01:15:33,666 --> 01:15:35,766
烤茄子主要是料吧

1772
01:15:35,766 --> 01:15:37,466
下恁多油恁多

1773
01:15:37,466 --> 01:15:39,566
那个蒜泥

1774
01:15:39,900 --> 01:15:41,333
剁椒辣酱

1775
01:15:42,066 --> 01:15:43,933
烤茄底都好吃

1776
01:15:45,533 --> 01:15:46,699
明白是没门

1777
01:15:46,700 --> 01:15:49,733
但门上感觉为什么只有我啊哎

1778
01:15:50,600 --> 01:15:51,733
嗯真的吗

1779
01:15:51,733 --> 01:15:52,933
我觉得这个东西

1780
01:15:52,933 --> 01:15:55,933
这个东西真的特别特别的刺激

1781
01:15:56,900 --> 01:15:57,700
嗯

1782
01:15:58,700 --> 01:16:00,066
居然是这样吗

1783
01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:05,066
难道我有长期口腔溃疡啊

1784
01:16:07,866 --> 01:16:09,133
不过说实话

1785
01:16:09,133 --> 01:16:10,166
会不会有一部分人

1786
01:16:10,166 --> 01:16:11,733
就发现自己是个抖m

1787
01:16:11,733 --> 01:16:13,299
就是从口腔溃疡的时候

1788
01:16:13,300 --> 01:16:18,066
吃辣享受这种又痛然后又酸爽

1789
01:16:18,300 --> 01:16:19,866
然后又美味的感觉

1790
01:16:19,866 --> 01:16:22,533
又开始逐渐的走向了不可不可

1791
01:16:22,533 --> 01:16:24,199
那什么的深渊啊

1792
01:16:24,700 --> 01:16:25,800
这么一想的话

1793
01:16:25,933 --> 01:16:27,866
就是什么成都啊

1794
01:16:27,866 --> 01:16:30,866
四川啊那边好像有好多差评

1795
01:16:30,933 --> 01:16:32,333
比较异于常人的人

1796
01:16:32,333 --> 01:16:35,366
好像也可以也可以理解到了

1797
01:16:35,566 --> 01:16:36,933
呃是吧

1798
01:16:36,933 --> 01:16:38,666
好像好像也能理解到了

1799
01:16:38,666 --> 01:16:40,266
毕竟辣吃的多嘛

1800
01:16:40,266 --> 01:16:42,266
就能享受到一些快感

1801
01:16:42,266 --> 01:16:43,899
一些额外的快感

1802
01:16:43,900 --> 01:16:45,533
好像是很正常的

1803
01:16:51,200 --> 01:16:53,466
所以他们早早的就意识到了

1804
01:16:53,466 --> 01:16:56,566
自己的一些异于常人的爱好

1805
01:16:58,166 --> 01:16:58,966
喂

1806
01:17:00,733 --> 01:17:02,799
主播的逻辑有什么问题吗

1807
01:17:03,600 --> 01:17:05,333
辣本来就是一种痛觉

1808
01:17:05,333 --> 01:17:06,599
不是口腔溃疡

1809
01:17:06,733 --> 01:17:10,533
口腔溃疡的那种痛觉就像是你在什么

1810
01:17:10,533 --> 01:17:15,299
你在音乐厅听那个交响乐一样啊

1811
01:17:15,300 --> 01:17:17,933
他在开始的时候是这个

1812
01:17:19,600 --> 01:17:20,600
怎么说呢

1813
01:17:20,700 --> 01:17:24,133
这个徐徐逐渐渐进的

1814
01:17:24,133 --> 01:17:27,899
他的这个这个这个感觉是逐渐渐进的

1815
01:17:28,100 --> 01:17:31,733
你知道了这个比较乐曲的高潮部分啊

1816
01:17:31,733 --> 01:17:34,299
然后你的疼痛也达到了巅峰啊

1817
01:17:34,300 --> 01:17:35,733
这种感觉你知道吧

1818
01:17:36,200 --> 01:17:38,100
你口腔溃疡跟没有一样

1819
01:17:38,100 --> 01:17:41,000
该吃吃主要太多次都习惯

1820
01:17:42,300 --> 01:17:44,766
但是川菜不辣啊

1821
01:17:46,900 --> 01:17:47,933
川菜都不辣

1822
01:17:47,933 --> 01:17:50,299
那这世界上还有辣的菜吗

1823
01:17:51,900 --> 01:17:54,266
那这世界上还有辣的菜吗

1824
01:17:54,300 --> 01:17:55,500
哈喽华子

1825
01:17:55,866 --> 01:17:58,566
因为大部分都是被你咬破的

1826
01:17:58,566 --> 01:17:59,733
听说一个说法

1827
01:17:59,733 --> 01:18:02,499
如果说一直咬那个

1828
01:18:02,900 --> 01:18:07,066
在吃东西的时候咬咬嘴边上的话

1829
01:18:07,566 --> 01:18:11,466
是因为你比较想吃肉了中午好

1830
01:18:13,266 --> 01:18:15,933
哪有湘菜和江西菜才辣

1831
01:18:15,933 --> 01:18:18,733
我不吃哈哈

1832
01:18:18,733 --> 01:18:20,533
我一口都不吃

1833
01:18:20,966 --> 01:18:26,533
嗯就是那种什么呃湘西情缘啊

1834
01:18:26,600 --> 01:18:29,666
然后什么湘菜记忆啊这种店

1835
01:18:29,733 --> 01:18:31,766
就我从来都从来都不吃

1836
01:18:31,766 --> 01:18:33,133
我怕我尴尬

1837
01:18:33,866 --> 01:18:35,166
江西小炒

1838
01:18:35,166 --> 01:18:37,733
我唯一吃的就是江西米粉啊

1839
01:18:37,733 --> 01:18:41,099
其实我对江西特别特别特别不了解

1840
01:18:41,733 --> 01:18:43,066
就在地理上来说

1841
01:18:43,066 --> 01:18:47,533
江西可能是我最不了解的省份之一吧

1842
01:18:47,600 --> 01:18:48,400
哦

1843
01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:50,300
不必要那么麻烦

1844
01:18:50,300 --> 01:18:53,000
用小脚准去贴个墙角就好了

1845
01:18:55,300 --> 01:18:57,600
还是湘南菜来的吗

1846
01:18:57,600 --> 01:18:58,900
啊还有湘南

1847
01:19:01,133 --> 01:19:02,299
这是哪呀

1848
01:19:02,566 --> 01:19:04,866
他有什么代表性的吗

1849
01:19:04,933 --> 01:19:06,399
川菜是香辣

1850
01:19:06,400 --> 01:19:07,366
主要是香

1851
01:19:07,366 --> 01:19:08,499
稍微带点辣

1852
01:19:08,500 --> 01:19:09,900
你们的你们

1853
01:19:09,900 --> 01:19:11,466
你们今天讨论的内容

1854
01:19:11,466 --> 01:19:14,266
简直像在给肛肠科带货啊

1855
01:19:16,500 --> 01:19:17,266
你们

1856
01:19:17,266 --> 01:19:20,933
这边一条街差不多有两家江西小炒

1857
01:19:20,933 --> 01:19:22,333
直到去了江西

1858
01:19:22,333 --> 01:19:25,133
发现江西根本没有江西小炒

1859
01:19:25,733 --> 01:19:27,366
那确实是这样的

1860
01:19:28,866 --> 01:19:30,799
这个东西就是改良的

1861
01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:32,800
中国没有左宗棠鸡嘛

1862
01:19:32,800 --> 01:19:34,133
也是一样的

1863
01:19:34,766 --> 01:19:38,399
哎这个江西小炒可能厨师是江西的

1864
01:19:38,400 --> 01:19:40,300
他做的是融合菜啊

1865
01:19:42,300 --> 01:19:43,000
融合菜

1866
01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:46,533
就是融合了这个这个两个省份的特色

1867
01:19:46,533 --> 01:19:47,699
做出来的菜

1868
01:19:50,100 --> 01:19:51,100
但是很好吃

1869
01:19:51,100 --> 01:19:52,200
好吃就够了

1870
01:19:52,200 --> 01:19:54,333
不要管它是哪的菜了

1871
01:19:55,366 --> 01:19:57,133
这对于我们来说

1872
01:19:57,133 --> 01:19:57,999
怎么说呢

1873
01:19:58,000 --> 01:19:58,700
本地

1874
01:19:58,700 --> 01:20:02,366
就至少是我们附近住的这些地方

1875
01:20:02,700 --> 01:20:05,400
根本没什么好吃的东西啊

1876
01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:08,600
每次点外卖的时候都觉得

1877
01:20:10,466 --> 01:20:12,733
很很很那个什么啊

1878
01:20:12,733 --> 01:20:13,566
你知道吧

1879
01:20:16,200 --> 01:20:16,600
哎呦

1880
01:20:16,600 --> 01:20:20,333
看小红书不羡慕别的流子出去开趴看

1881
01:20:20,333 --> 01:20:24,466
不羡慕别的流子坐游艇开跑车哦

1882
01:20:24,466 --> 01:20:26,966
甚至都不羡慕他们4.0的祭奠

1883
01:20:26,966 --> 01:20:28,666
因为我知道我没有

1884
01:20:28,933 --> 01:20:29,966
我没有那种能力

1885
01:20:29,966 --> 01:20:31,099
我羡慕也没用

1886
01:20:31,100 --> 01:20:33,500
我羡慕的是人家有

1887
01:20:33,500 --> 01:20:34,300
有什么

1888
01:20:34,333 --> 01:20:37,599
总能有这个点来的外卖来吃啊

1889
01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:40,766
我前两天老刷到一个那个什么

1890
01:20:40,933 --> 01:20:42,899
每天都吃一顿鱼香肉丝

1891
01:20:42,900 --> 01:20:45,300
然后坚持在那个小红书上面

1892
01:20:45,300 --> 01:20:47,666
发自己的吃鱼香肉丝的记录的

1893
01:20:47,666 --> 01:20:49,933
一个人已经发到200多天了

1894
01:20:50,500 --> 01:20:52,000
然后我我说什么

1895
01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:53,133
我跟我室友聊天

1896
01:20:53,133 --> 01:20:54,566
我说你刷到过这个人吗

1897
01:20:54,566 --> 01:20:55,699
他说刷到过

1898
01:20:55,700 --> 01:20:57,066
哎呦还挺坚持的

1899
01:20:57,066 --> 01:20:57,899
我说对啊

1900
01:20:58,000 --> 01:20:59,500
我羡慕的不是他

1901
01:20:59,500 --> 01:21:01,600
每天都能坚持做一件事情啊

1902
01:21:01,600 --> 01:21:03,600
虽然这种坚持不懈的精神

1903
01:21:03,600 --> 01:21:04,766
也让人很感动

1904
01:21:04,766 --> 01:21:05,933
但是对我来说

1905
01:21:06,300 --> 01:21:07,066
最重要的是

1906
01:21:07,066 --> 01:21:09,966
他能200多天点到不是同一家

1907
01:21:09,966 --> 01:21:13,333
甚至200多天不重样的鱼香肉丝外卖店

1908
01:21:13,333 --> 01:21:15,099
这是我最羡慕的事情

1909
01:21:15,100 --> 01:21:17,933
哈哈哎呀

1910
01:21:20,133 --> 01:21:23,399
你们宿舍一周吃两次火锅都是我做的

1911
01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:25,533
好麻烦好麻烦啊

1912
01:21:25,766 --> 01:21:28,899
我今天从冰箱里面抓出来一个青椒

1913
01:21:28,900 --> 01:21:30,866
它上面好像有点蔫了

1914
01:21:31,533 --> 01:21:33,499
我室友拿着给我看一眼

1915
01:21:33,500 --> 01:21:35,800
我说我不知道你讲不讲究啊

1916
01:21:35,800 --> 01:21:36,966
如果是我的话

1917
01:21:36,966 --> 01:21:39,699
我可能会选择把蔫掉的那一块切掉

1918
01:21:39,700 --> 01:21:41,000
把剩下的继续用

1919
01:21:41,266 --> 01:21:43,733
他说也不必这么节俭吧

1920
01:21:43,766 --> 01:21:45,933
我说你应该明白我的

1921
01:21:46,066 --> 01:21:48,066
不是节俭不节俭的问题啊

1922
01:21:48,066 --> 01:21:51,466
这个东西不是说呃钱多钱少

1923
01:21:51,466 --> 01:21:53,166
主要是这个食材没了

1924
01:21:53,166 --> 01:21:55,266
还得为他再跑一趟超市

1925
01:21:55,266 --> 01:21:58,499
不想去他想想觉得我说的对

1926
01:21:58,500 --> 01:22:00,100
哈哈哈哎呀

1927
01:22:00,100 --> 01:22:00,966
吃火锅

1928
01:22:00,966 --> 01:22:03,333
只能说是从超市刚回来的时候

1929
01:22:03,333 --> 01:22:05,066
能凑够那些食材

1930
01:22:05,400 --> 01:22:08,900
哎呦但凡稍微多一点时间的话

1931
01:22:09,000 --> 01:22:10,500
完全就不行了

1932
01:22:12,866 --> 01:22:15,133
反正你室友只负责吃

1933
01:22:15,133 --> 01:22:16,899
你一般蔫了也吃

1934
01:22:16,900 --> 01:22:19,133
主要他上面有一块变色了

1935
01:22:19,133 --> 01:22:19,999
我想着

1936
01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:23,100
那把变色的那一块切掉继续吃吧

1937
01:22:24,200 --> 01:22:27,600
除了土豆这种我不会继续吃绿的

1938
01:22:27,600 --> 01:22:29,333
主要是因为它会中毒

1939
01:22:29,866 --> 01:22:31,399
红薯发芽我也吃

1940
01:22:31,400 --> 01:22:34,066
因为我查过红薯芽是没毒的

1941
01:22:34,600 --> 01:22:36,166
大家冷知识

1942
01:22:36,366 --> 01:22:38,166
红薯发芽是可以吃的

1943
01:22:38,166 --> 01:22:40,066
但土豆发芽不能吃

1944
01:22:40,800 --> 01:22:44,066
买冷冻和罐头就不用担心保质期了

1945
01:22:45,266 --> 01:22:45,999
你怎么知道

1946
01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:50,100
我上播之前吃了一罐猫罐头才来的呀

1947
01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:53,166
这种切掉就能吃

1948
01:22:53,333 --> 01:22:54,966
充满了生活经验呀

1949
01:22:54,966 --> 01:22:56,299
拜拜而且

1950
01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:02,733
湖南的南部你印象中那边特别辣

1951
01:23:02,733 --> 01:23:05,666
湖南菜我没去过湖南哎

1952
01:23:08,733 --> 01:23:12,199
土豆你把把外层切了继续吃啊

1953
01:23:12,200 --> 01:23:15,066
土豆主要是一买就四五斤

1954
01:23:15,066 --> 01:23:17,499
那么买他不卖更小份的

1955
01:23:18,066 --> 01:23:19,699
然后我们在吃完之前就

1956
01:23:19,700 --> 01:23:23,200
土豆都会先长芽或者先坏掉

1957
01:23:23,200 --> 01:23:26,200
所以我对于土豆就比较慷慨一点

1958
01:23:26,200 --> 01:23:28,200
感觉他绿的太狠了

1959
01:23:28,366 --> 01:23:29,866
就把它扔掉了

1960
01:23:29,866 --> 01:23:31,099
不继续做了

1961
01:23:31,100 --> 01:23:33,166
继续做的话他太那个了

1962
01:23:33,166 --> 01:23:33,999
你知道吧

1963
01:23:34,666 --> 01:23:37,333
猫罐头不会比人吃的罐头贵吗

1964
01:23:37,600 --> 01:23:40,566
啊我吃的是那个三文鱼罐头啊

1965
01:23:40,933 --> 01:23:45,533
我好像在那个哔哩哔哩动态里面发过

1966
01:23:45,766 --> 01:23:47,399
我发过动态吧

1967
01:23:50,366 --> 01:23:51,199
你们应该能看到

1968
01:23:51,200 --> 01:23:53,266
我吃了一罐那个罐头啊

1969
01:23:53,266 --> 01:23:56,933
主播说自己有那个ADHD的时候

1970
01:23:57,800 --> 01:23:59,200
说自己健忘的时候

1971
01:23:59,200 --> 01:24:00,900
就拿这个罐头举的例吗

1972
01:24:00,900 --> 01:24:01,966
我去超市

1973
01:24:02,166 --> 01:24:06,199
每次我都想起来收藏过一个这个贴纸

1974
01:24:06,200 --> 01:24:09,166
说这个鱼罐头拌饭好吃啊

1975
01:24:09,166 --> 01:24:10,599
我每次都买一罐

1976
01:24:10,600 --> 01:24:12,866
然后被我放在不同的抽屉里

1977
01:24:13,966 --> 01:24:15,066
直到这个

1978
01:24:15,066 --> 01:24:17,566
在找东西的时候全翻出来啊

1979
01:24:17,566 --> 01:24:19,799
然后对着四罐一模一样的罐头

1980
01:24:19,800 --> 01:24:21,100
沉默良久

1981
01:24:21,133 --> 01:24:22,899
我现在吃掉两罐了

1982
01:24:22,900 --> 01:24:25,066
还有两罐在冰箱里哈哈

1983
01:24:27,100 --> 01:24:29,966
土豆放冰箱能稍微放的久点

1984
01:24:30,266 --> 01:24:32,799
呃我们直接扔在阳台上了

1985
01:24:33,600 --> 01:24:37,366
教大家一个可能比较传统的储物方式

1986
01:24:37,366 --> 01:24:39,399
啊你有比较轻的

1987
01:24:39,400 --> 01:24:42,866
又又想要那个冷冻的东西的话

1988
01:24:43,800 --> 01:24:47,766
可以在冬天把它装在塑料袋里面

1989
01:24:48,266 --> 01:24:50,766
要那种稍微厚实一点的塑料袋

1990
01:24:51,366 --> 01:24:54,399
把它那个怎么说呢

1991
01:24:55,900 --> 01:25:00,933
提手的部分夹在那个窗户窗户缝里面

1992
01:25:01,733 --> 01:25:04,333
就是你把这个东西拿着它

1993
01:25:04,333 --> 01:25:06,266
然后扔到窗户外面去

1994
01:25:06,266 --> 01:25:07,699
也不是扔到窗外面去吧

1995
01:25:07,700 --> 01:25:10,066
就是把那个袋子本身放到窗户外面

1996
01:25:10,066 --> 01:25:12,066
之后把窗户关上

1997
01:25:12,066 --> 01:25:14,933
哈哈用这个缝夹住它

1998
01:25:14,933 --> 01:25:17,799
然后它就可以一直保鲜了嗯

1999
01:25:26,066 --> 01:25:29,166
这难道不是像这个冬天卖冰棍的时候

2000
01:25:29,166 --> 01:25:31,399
用纸箱装着

2001
01:25:31,400 --> 01:25:34,100
之后往那个路边的雪地里面一扔

2002
01:25:37,066 --> 01:25:38,366
谁看上了哪根

2003
01:25:38,366 --> 01:25:41,199
就拿着它进屋里面找老板结账

2004
01:25:42,266 --> 01:25:45,533
我们这边这个从小吃过的最最

2005
01:25:45,533 --> 01:25:50,666
那什么最最早的自助餐就是自助冰棍

2006
01:25:51,600 --> 01:25:56,100
冬天的时候但凡是个那种小商店啊

2007
01:25:56,100 --> 01:25:59,100
小卖部啊之类的都是这么卖的

2008
01:25:59,466 --> 01:26:00,733
十几种冰棍

2009
01:26:00,733 --> 01:26:01,999
十几个纸箱子

2010
01:26:02,000 --> 01:26:04,000
然后放在那个雪里面

2011
01:26:05,066 --> 01:26:05,766
你看中了你

2012
01:26:05,766 --> 01:26:07,733
就拿着进屋去结账

2013
01:26:07,933 --> 01:26:09,699
反正也没有人盯着啊

2014
01:26:09,700 --> 01:26:11,933
可能你要是拿一根跑

2015
01:26:11,933 --> 01:26:13,299
可能也没人知道吧

2016
01:26:13,300 --> 01:26:15,066
但也没有人会这么干啊

2017
01:26:15,333 --> 01:26:18,133
感谢我是生活在有冰箱的时代

2018
01:26:18,133 --> 01:26:19,966
你一点都不羡慕这种

2019
01:26:19,966 --> 01:26:22,299
可以靠这个自然的恩赐

2020
01:26:22,300 --> 01:26:23,900
来实现自己想法的

2021
01:26:23,900 --> 01:26:25,800
这种这种这种情况吧

2022
01:26:26,666 --> 01:26:28,066
你一点都不羡慕吗

2023
01:26:28,066 --> 01:26:28,866
我不信

2024
01:26:29,800 --> 01:26:30,966
哈

2025
01:26:32,666 --> 01:26:33,699
哈这不是

2026
01:26:33,700 --> 01:26:35,800
总有人没有冰箱的

2027
01:26:36,200 --> 01:26:38,000
总有人没冰箱的

2028
01:26:39,266 --> 01:26:40,933
南方冬天这么干

2029
01:26:40,933 --> 01:26:42,533
冰棍融化了

2030
01:26:43,300 --> 01:26:46,733
你们的人生永远缺少了一种体验

2031
01:26:48,933 --> 01:26:52,933
主要可能就是没冰箱的人也蛮多的吧

2032
01:26:53,200 --> 01:26:55,300
我看了很多的吃的

2033
01:26:56,333 --> 01:26:57,533
经常会有人说啊

2034
01:26:57,533 --> 01:26:58,799
要冷藏劝退

2035
01:26:58,800 --> 01:27:00,933
要冷冻劝退什么的

2036
01:27:03,300 --> 01:27:04,466
冰箱好好用

2037
01:27:04,466 --> 01:27:05,399
那倒也是吧

2038
01:27:05,400 --> 01:27:07,866
你也干过把吃的都放在窗户外面

2039
01:27:07,866 --> 01:27:09,166
阳台上的事

2040
01:27:09,300 --> 01:27:11,366
他必须得找个东西固定一下

2041
01:27:11,366 --> 01:27:13,299
要不然吹掉下去的话

2042
01:27:13,400 --> 01:27:15,133
容易变成高空抛物

2043
01:27:15,133 --> 01:27:16,199
这个不行的

2044
01:27:18,733 --> 01:27:19,799
稍等一下

2045
01:27:20,600 --> 01:27:24,133
爱不够爱你的人才受罪

2046
01:27:24,366 --> 01:27:28,266
用过去悲伤换来自由

2047
01:27:28,266 --> 01:27:29,966
难道不珍贵

2048
01:27:32,166 --> 01:27:34,133
一个人崩溃

2049
01:27:34,533 --> 01:27:38,166
一个人崩溃不是在犯罪

2050
01:27:40,266 --> 01:27:42,266
一个人崩溃

2051
01:27:44,100 --> 01:27:45,866
不是在犯罪

2052
01:27:55,866 --> 01:27:58,133
哎呦都头晕了

2053
01:27:58,400 --> 01:28:02,200
我怎么没找我室友要一粒止痛药吃呢

2054
01:28:02,600 --> 01:28:04,200
我为什么肚子疼啊

2055
01:28:06,133 --> 01:28:07,166
为什么呢

2056
01:28:07,933 --> 01:28:09,166
啊好费劲啊

2057
01:28:11,133 --> 01:28:12,266
不应该呀

2058
01:28:12,266 --> 01:28:15,799
这休息也休息够了啊

2059
01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:17,066
咪呀咪呀

2060
01:28:17,333 --> 01:28:18,966
你好吃的也吃了

2061
01:28:18,966 --> 01:28:20,966
上播之前水也喝了

2062
01:28:21,266 --> 01:28:23,399
哎你想吃水果你也吃了

2063
01:28:23,400 --> 01:28:24,733
你想吃点心

2064
01:28:24,733 --> 01:28:26,666
你下午自己也烤了

2065
01:28:26,733 --> 01:28:28,866
你想玩帕罗你也玩了

2066
01:28:29,500 --> 01:28:31,666
你怎么一上班就肚子疼了

2067
01:28:31,666 --> 01:28:32,566
咪呀咪呀

2068
01:28:33,266 --> 01:28:33,866
哎

2069
01:28:33,866 --> 01:28:35,333
你这事不对吧

2070
01:28:36,466 --> 01:28:37,199
商量商量

2071
01:28:37,200 --> 01:28:40,300
你怎么在床上躺着的时候肚子不疼呢

2072
01:28:40,933 --> 01:28:43,999
你怎么你怎么吃点心的时候很开心呢

2073
01:28:44,066 --> 01:28:46,499
你怎么直播起来肚子就疼了呢

2074
01:28:47,066 --> 01:28:49,066
你是不是骨质疏松啊

2075
01:28:50,200 --> 01:28:51,300
上班综合症

2076
01:28:51,300 --> 01:28:53,566
没有啊我直播挺开心的

2077
01:28:54,866 --> 01:28:56,766
这这不是什么很痛苦的事情

2078
01:28:56,766 --> 01:28:58,466
我直播很高兴啊

2079
01:29:01,466 --> 01:29:02,599
直播躺平

2080
01:29:02,600 --> 01:29:03,400
耶

2081
01:29:04,000 --> 01:29:06,766
感觉早晚要做一个那种小模型

2082
01:29:06,766 --> 01:29:09,699
q版的自带一床被子啊

2083
01:29:10,300 --> 01:29:13,933
谁给我上剑我就给这个被子换个花色

2084
01:29:13,933 --> 01:29:14,733
卧槽

2085
01:29:16,466 --> 01:29:17,266
多少

2086
01:29:22,600 --> 01:29:24,133
哎妈呀一下精神了

2087
01:29:24,133 --> 01:29:25,066
我天啊

2088
01:29:25,700 --> 01:29:27,066
谢谢美宝的

2089
01:29:27,066 --> 01:29:28,566
6个月见长啊

2090
01:29:28,766 --> 01:29:29,733
哇这么多

2091
01:29:32,200 --> 01:29:33,000
我去

2092
01:29:34,166 --> 01:29:35,333
门也傻哭了啊

2093
01:29:35,333 --> 01:29:36,466
你是我的神

2094
01:29:36,533 --> 01:29:40,666
卧槽爹爹爹爹爹爹后到地啊

2095
01:29:40,666 --> 01:29:41,466
你看这

2096
01:29:42,300 --> 01:29:43,333
在你新的一年里

2097
01:29:43,333 --> 01:29:46,666
所有理财投资涨涨涨涨涨涨涨

2098
01:29:47,466 --> 01:29:51,133
而你是我的爹爹爹爹爹爹后得地啊

2099
01:29:51,133 --> 01:29:53,466
离开走太破费了

2100
01:29:53,466 --> 01:29:54,799
感谢支持

2101
01:29:56,566 --> 01:29:57,366
啊

2102
01:29:58,400 --> 01:29:59,533
哇这么大

2103
01:30:03,733 --> 01:30:05,066
主播给主播给主播

2104
01:30:05,066 --> 01:30:06,333
一下下精神了

2105
01:30:06,333 --> 01:30:07,299
我的天呐

2106
01:30:07,366 --> 01:30:08,333
这是我爸

2107
01:30:12,800 --> 01:30:14,000
是你半年的房租

2108
01:30:14,000 --> 01:30:15,800
剩下的就拜托我了

2109
01:30:17,800 --> 01:30:20,366
这只够交两个月水电费的

2110
01:30:20,766 --> 01:30:22,699
哈哈

2111
01:30:24,300 --> 01:30:25,100
哎呀

2112
01:30:25,566 --> 01:30:27,366
不行我真是服了

2113
01:30:27,366 --> 01:30:28,399
主播是百褶裙

2114
01:30:28,400 --> 01:30:29,733
天天有人说

2115
01:30:29,733 --> 01:30:31,366
天天有人说啊

2116
01:30:31,366 --> 01:30:35,466
主播主播怎么真跟28级老头同居了啊

2117
01:30:35,666 --> 01:30:38,499
有没有可能加拿大是一个怎么说

2118
01:30:38,500 --> 01:30:40,700
世界第二大面积的

2119
01:30:40,700 --> 01:30:41,500
国家

2120
01:30:41,966 --> 01:30:43,966
加拿大是世界第二大面积的国家

2121
01:30:43,966 --> 01:30:45,733
不是所有在加拿大的人

2122
01:30:45,733 --> 01:30:48,133
都会住在同一间房子里的

2123
01:30:50,666 --> 01:30:51,999
唉懂你意思

2124
01:30:52,000 --> 01:30:53,466
我不懂啊

2125
01:30:55,766 --> 01:30:56,566
唉

2126
01:30:58,766 --> 01:30:59,999
还还大笑了

2127
01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:03,100
有没有可能加拿大的时区都好几个呀

2128
01:31:03,500 --> 01:31:05,766
我根本也差3个小时

2129
01:31:05,866 --> 01:31:07,733
然后我跟坏苹果又差一个小时

2130
01:31:07,733 --> 01:31:09,566
加拿大自己都有都有

2131
01:31:09,566 --> 01:31:11,266
都有四五个时区

2132
01:31:12,666 --> 01:31:13,766
我们都挂了

2133
01:31:13,766 --> 01:31:15,199
都不是一个时钟

2134
01:31:15,200 --> 01:31:18,366
那怎么有这个房间左边晚上9点

2135
01:31:18,366 --> 01:31:21,366
那个房间右边晚上12点的事情呢

2136
01:31:23,700 --> 01:31:26,400
不过你要说两个人IP要是都在

2137
01:31:26,400 --> 01:31:28,133
什么都在都在都在

2138
01:31:28,133 --> 01:31:29,066
都在日本啊

2139
01:31:29,066 --> 01:31:31,599
或者都在香港啊这种很小很小的地方

2140
01:31:31,600 --> 01:31:33,766
你说是室友我也就认了吧

2141
01:31:35,500 --> 01:31:36,566
我也就说行

2142
01:31:36,566 --> 01:31:37,599
那地方小

2143
01:31:37,800 --> 01:31:38,933
那那那是

2144
01:31:38,933 --> 01:31:39,766
那就是吧

2145
01:31:39,766 --> 01:31:40,666
这个这个

2146
01:31:40,966 --> 01:31:42,799
没什么问题好吧

2147
01:31:44,533 --> 01:31:44,866
主播

2148
01:31:44,866 --> 01:31:46,299
帮他交房租

2149
01:31:47,333 --> 01:31:49,966
主播过两天就搬到梵蒂冈住

2150
01:31:50,133 --> 01:31:50,999
主播主播

2151
01:31:51,000 --> 01:31:53,600
这这半年见着交房租

2152
01:31:55,333 --> 01:31:56,599
可能头猪

2153
01:31:56,933 --> 01:31:57,966
我在想啊

2154
01:31:57,966 --> 01:31:58,999
半年见长

2155
01:31:59,000 --> 01:32:00,400
到手100刀

2156
01:32:00,466 --> 01:32:02,766
怎么说呢这100刀

2157
01:32:05,366 --> 01:32:06,666
只是路过

2158
01:32:07,900 --> 01:32:11,066
除非美宝住在行李箱里

2159
01:32:12,133 --> 01:32:15,199
然后找一个暗无天日的地下室

2160
01:32:15,200 --> 01:32:18,466
打开它半装修没装修的

2161
01:32:18,466 --> 01:32:21,933
没有灯光的仓库角落啊

2162
01:32:22,066 --> 01:32:24,799
把它塞到那个最边角

2163
01:32:25,266 --> 01:32:28,533
挨着那个墙角的地方

2164
01:32:28,800 --> 01:32:31,166
这样的话能让他住半年

2165
01:32:33,133 --> 01:32:34,566
对吧因为因为这个

2166
01:32:34,566 --> 01:32:36,866
这个如果到手有100刀的话

2167
01:32:36,900 --> 01:32:38,700
这还是往多了算的

2168
01:32:38,700 --> 01:32:40,400
由于这个各种贬值啊

2169
01:32:40,400 --> 01:32:42,700
可能也只有80刀或者60刀

2170
01:32:42,733 --> 01:32:45,899
那60刀的话就得就得人情了

2171
01:32:45,900 --> 01:32:47,533
得找一个自己的朋友啊

2172
01:32:47,533 --> 01:32:48,499
说怎么样

2173
01:32:48,500 --> 01:32:51,766
我这边有一桩人口买卖的生意啊

2174
01:32:51,766 --> 01:32:52,533
你做不做

2175
01:32:52,533 --> 01:32:53,199
人家说啊

2176
01:32:53,200 --> 01:32:54,000
什么生意

2177
01:32:54,500 --> 01:32:55,666
说这个我这个朋友啊

2178
01:32:55,666 --> 01:32:57,066
他要住在行李箱里面

2179
01:32:57,066 --> 01:32:58,099
要住半年

2180
01:32:58,200 --> 01:33:00,800
哈哈哈要住半年

2181
01:33:00,800 --> 01:33:02,900
你看这边这边是60刀啊

2182
01:33:02,900 --> 01:33:04,700
这是我朋友给我的房租

2183
01:33:04,700 --> 01:33:06,300
我一分都没吃

2184
01:33:06,500 --> 01:33:08,566
全转交给你了

2185
01:33:09,766 --> 01:33:10,766
然后我朋友说啊

2186
01:33:10,766 --> 01:33:12,499
那那好吧那好吧

2187
01:33:12,600 --> 01:33:15,133
然后他就可以在地下室里面住半年

2188
01:33:15,133 --> 01:33:18,133
这这种住宿条件那个很难办啊

2189
01:33:18,700 --> 01:33:20,133
租个小仓库

2190
01:33:21,466 --> 01:33:22,466
只能说可以

2191
01:33:22,466 --> 01:33:23,933
可以塞进衣帽间

2192
01:33:23,933 --> 01:33:25,699
而且你这个行李箱不能太大

2193
01:33:25,700 --> 01:33:27,933
你不能住32寸的

2194
01:33:28,100 --> 01:33:31,900
你最多只能住个28寸或者26寸的

2195
01:33:31,900 --> 01:33:34,733
住太大的话人家人家不同意的

2196
01:33:34,733 --> 01:33:37,499
你上面搞不好还要再压一个行李箱

2197
01:33:39,366 --> 01:33:41,399
不要问主播为什么知道啊

2198
01:33:41,400 --> 01:33:44,600
主播主播的行李就这么住过半年

2199
01:33:44,666 --> 01:33:45,466
哎呀

2200
01:33:50,966 --> 01:33:52,999
而且我发现就是怎么了

2201
01:33:53,200 --> 01:33:55,500
我当年不是跟别人合租吗

2202
01:33:55,600 --> 01:33:58,533
我发现他们好多人好有经济头脑啊

2203
01:33:58,533 --> 01:34:00,199
就是我不太熟悉的一个

2204
01:34:00,200 --> 01:34:01,666
我刚住进去的室友啊

2205
01:34:01,666 --> 01:34:02,966
我刚住进去的时候

2206
01:34:03,066 --> 01:34:04,699
有一个室友我不太认识

2207
01:34:04,700 --> 01:34:06,933
他就在那个什么

2208
01:34:07,100 --> 01:34:10,300
他就在那个微信群里面啊

2209
01:34:10,300 --> 01:34:11,000
同学群里面

2210
01:34:11,000 --> 01:34:13,166
说接行李寄存啊

2211
01:34:13,166 --> 01:34:15,866
每个月都能接个100来刀的

2212
01:34:15,866 --> 01:34:17,533
本来那个时候房租也便宜

2213
01:34:17,533 --> 01:34:19,299
每个月都能接个100来刀的

2214
01:34:19,300 --> 01:34:22,766
相当于他水电费就不用不用交了

2215
01:34:22,766 --> 01:34:24,399
不用自己出钱了

2216
01:34:24,866 --> 01:34:27,466
我还傻傻地帮他搬过行李呢

2217
01:34:27,466 --> 01:34:28,266
他说是哎

2218
01:34:28,266 --> 01:34:29,299
这个东西太多了

2219
01:34:29,300 --> 01:34:30,333
帮忙搭把手啊

2220
01:34:30,333 --> 01:34:31,966
我说我说好好好

2221
01:34:31,966 --> 01:34:34,333
我说哎你怎么老是搬东西啊

2222
01:34:34,333 --> 01:34:35,966
他说啊我接的行李寄存

2223
01:34:36,166 --> 01:34:37,999
这不地下室空着也是空着

2224
01:34:38,000 --> 01:34:39,066
没什么事吧

2225
01:34:39,066 --> 01:34:40,333
没什么哈哈哈

2226
01:34:40,333 --> 01:34:42,133
没什么又重现啊

2227
01:34:42,400 --> 01:34:43,800
还有这种事情

2228
01:34:44,500 --> 01:34:45,133
主播做过

2229
01:34:45,133 --> 01:34:46,766
行李箱肥猫不行的

2230
01:34:46,766 --> 01:34:49,266
肥猫起码得要一个松软的帕鲁床啊

2231
01:34:49,266 --> 01:34:50,966
太小稻草都睡不下

2232
01:34:51,333 --> 01:34:52,133
嗯

2233
01:34:52,366 --> 01:34:54,066
哈喽波救命

2234
01:34:54,066 --> 01:34:56,966
你被烟烟塞进地下室了哈哈

2235
01:34:59,366 --> 01:35:01,266
震惊给主播上了半年剑

2236
01:35:01,266 --> 01:35:01,966
然后主

2237
01:35:01,966 --> 01:35:04,966
播就反手变脸把你塞进地下室

2238
01:35:05,166 --> 01:35:08,099
这个直言上剑太少

2239
01:35:08,200 --> 01:35:11,300
哈哈直言上剑太少

2240
01:35:11,466 --> 01:35:12,699
这个这个什么

2241
01:35:15,166 --> 01:35:15,499
有没有

2242
01:35:15,500 --> 01:35:19,133
打开寄存的行李里看有没有住的人

2243
01:35:19,200 --> 01:35:21,133
不会吧如果要是有人的话

2244
01:35:21,133 --> 01:35:22,699
我能闻到臭味的

2245
01:35:23,066 --> 01:35:24,899
我的鼻子还是挺好用的

2246
01:35:24,900 --> 01:35:26,800
可以分辨出尸体的味道

2247
01:35:27,866 --> 01:35:28,866
如果闻自己

2248
01:35:28,866 --> 01:35:32,133
就一股就一股半死不活的味道啊

2249
01:35:33,700 --> 01:35:35,533
我这里有松软的麻袋

2250
01:35:35,533 --> 01:35:37,066
我才不会进去的

2251
01:35:37,666 --> 01:35:39,166
主播是这么傻的人吗

2252
01:35:39,166 --> 01:35:41,166
你真以为织个不锈钢盆

2253
01:35:41,566 --> 01:35:43,333
下面放个什么小蛋糕

2254
01:35:43,333 --> 01:35:45,199
然后再拿个筷子撑着

2255
01:35:45,200 --> 01:35:46,800
主播就会钻进去吗

2256
01:35:46,900 --> 01:35:47,866
怎么可能

2257
01:35:50,733 --> 01:35:53,966
你放个舰长那可能就钻进去了

2258
01:35:58,666 --> 01:35:59,466
啊

2259
01:36:00,133 --> 01:36:01,499
我我觉得就是

2260
01:36:01,500 --> 01:36:02,600
怎么说呢

2261
01:36:02,600 --> 01:36:04,166
被你们说的天天啊

2262
01:36:04,166 --> 01:36:06,533
每个人都要在我床底下面呆着

2263
01:36:06,766 --> 01:36:08,499
每个人都要在我床底下面呆着

2264
01:36:08,500 --> 01:36:10,966
我其实就不太

2265
01:36:10,966 --> 01:36:14,099
不太想买那个扫地机器人了

2266
01:36:16,000 --> 01:36:17,066
有点分不出

2267
01:36:17,066 --> 01:36:18,066
扫地机器人

2268
01:36:18,066 --> 01:36:20,966
跟这个床底下的一人人的差别

2269
01:36:21,700 --> 01:36:23,100
本来是想买的

2270
01:36:23,100 --> 01:36:24,966
后面想想还是没买啊

2271
01:36:25,566 --> 01:36:26,566
小蛋糕不行

2272
01:36:26,566 --> 01:36:28,133
大蛋糕可以吗

2273
01:36:28,133 --> 01:36:30,733
你的不锈钢盆要多大才能

2274
01:36:30,733 --> 01:36:32,399
才能装个大蛋糕啊

2275
01:36:32,400 --> 01:36:35,300
不过你们知道不锈钢盆可以进烤箱吗

2276
01:36:35,500 --> 01:36:37,466
我今天刚刚知道这件事哎

2277
01:36:37,466 --> 01:36:39,866
赶快分享给大家哦

2278
01:36:39,866 --> 01:36:42,099
不锈钢盆可以进烤箱

2279
01:36:43,266 --> 01:36:46,299
我室友端出了我们家的那个大小

2280
01:36:46,333 --> 01:36:48,566
可以拿来洗脸加洗脚的盆

2281
01:36:50,066 --> 01:36:52,599
问我可不可以用这个来烤点啥

2282
01:36:53,133 --> 01:36:55,933
呃他对着那个烤箱比划了一下

2283
01:36:55,933 --> 01:36:57,533
这烤箱还是个宝宝呢

2284
01:36:57,533 --> 01:36:59,599
这个盆子已经是个老张了

2285
01:37:00,533 --> 01:37:02,299
盆子比烤箱都高

2286
01:37:02,300 --> 01:37:03,500
我说你看他

2287
01:37:03,500 --> 01:37:05,733
他好像应该塞不进去吧

2288
01:37:07,333 --> 01:37:10,533
带上下水的扫地机器人会方便点

2289
01:37:10,600 --> 01:37:13,200
功能越多的话他体积越大吧

2290
01:37:13,200 --> 01:37:15,566
体积太大的话就没办法了呀

2291
01:37:18,066 --> 01:37:20,066
谢谢小紫的灯牌

2292
01:37:20,066 --> 01:37:21,166
感谢支持

2293
01:37:21,900 --> 01:37:24,133
304不锈钢当然可以啊

2294
01:37:24,133 --> 01:37:25,199
我知道我知道

2295
01:37:25,200 --> 01:37:28,000
304不锈钢是食品级不锈钢啊

2296
01:37:28,000 --> 01:37:30,266
是没有毒的不锈钢啊

2297
01:37:30,266 --> 01:37:31,933
可算让我懂一回了

2298
01:37:31,933 --> 01:37:32,699
天呐

2299
01:37:32,700 --> 01:37:35,000
在我们直播间好久没当过懂哥了

2300
01:37:35,000 --> 01:37:35,900
好开心

2301
01:37:36,100 --> 01:37:38,666
嗯哈哈哈哈哈

2302
01:37:38,666 --> 01:37:40,933
好久没当过董哥了啊

2303
01:37:40,933 --> 01:37:43,166
当董哥的爽感真快乐

2304
01:37:43,166 --> 01:37:46,266
哎要不是主播主播那个什么

2305
01:37:46,300 --> 01:37:48,700
要不是主播主播这个电脑

2306
01:37:48,700 --> 01:37:51,333
每次一开浏览器搜东西你们就能看到

2307
01:37:51,333 --> 01:37:52,599
我卡对吧

2308
01:37:52,600 --> 01:37:54,000
你们说什么新名词

2309
01:37:54,000 --> 01:37:56,066
我都可以不动声色的搜一下

2310
01:37:56,066 --> 01:37:57,566
然后啊我知道我知道

2311
01:37:57,600 --> 01:37:59,500
我当董哥太快乐了

2312
01:38:00,166 --> 01:38:01,933
你要不想想烤盘是啥做的

2313
01:38:01,933 --> 01:38:02,999
我不知道呀

2314
01:38:03,400 --> 01:38:06,166
洗面奶什么级不锈钢

2315
01:38:06,166 --> 01:38:08,133
食品级不锈钢呀

2316
01:38:09,100 --> 01:38:11,166
哎怎么什么东西都有食品的

2317
01:38:11,166 --> 01:38:12,366
我很无语

2318
01:38:12,733 --> 01:38:14,466
我做那个手工的时候

2319
01:38:14,466 --> 01:38:16,599
还老有那个食品级磨具

2320
01:38:16,600 --> 01:38:18,300
食品级硅胶什么的

2321
01:38:18,300 --> 01:38:20,000
我当时以为那玩意能吃

2322
01:38:20,000 --> 01:38:20,466
你知道吧

2323
01:38:20,466 --> 01:38:21,399
我脑子一抽

2324
01:38:21,400 --> 01:38:23,266
咬过几口感觉

2325
01:38:24,566 --> 01:38:26,799
不像是能咽下去的东西啊

2326
01:38:26,800 --> 01:38:27,766
嚼了一会

2327
01:38:27,800 --> 01:38:29,133
嚼嚼嚼嚼嚼嚼

2328
01:38:29,133 --> 01:38:30,366
嚼了一会吐了

2329
01:38:33,000 --> 01:38:35,766
这好多东西都是食品级啊

2330
01:38:37,700 --> 01:38:39,933
这明明他不应该是食品吧

2331
01:38:40,400 --> 01:38:41,066
主播

2332
01:38:41,066 --> 01:38:44,733
左上角这个相框为什么有个乳沟啊

2333
01:38:47,666 --> 01:38:48,933
这他妈是个气球

2334
01:38:48,933 --> 01:38:50,866
你的脑子有没有问题啊

2335
01:38:52,266 --> 01:38:53,499
这是个气球

2336
01:39:01,200 --> 01:39:04,066
我又想起那种画色图教程啊

2337
01:39:04,566 --> 01:39:06,066
画画色图教程

2338
01:39:06,066 --> 01:39:07,533
然后说什么啊

2339
01:39:07,533 --> 01:39:11,266
教你怎么画出诱人多汁的水蜜桃啊

2340
01:39:11,266 --> 01:39:14,299
这个当你用那个手来揉气球的时候

2341
01:39:14,300 --> 01:39:15,933
气球会是怎么样的形变

2342
01:39:15,933 --> 01:39:17,899
出这个有点下头了

2343
01:39:19,866 --> 01:39:21,799
钱包的脑回路是挺神奇的

2344
01:39:21,800 --> 01:39:24,100
食品级的东西就该能吃吧

2345
01:39:24,700 --> 01:39:26,266
那如果他都不能吃的话

2346
01:39:26,266 --> 01:39:27,866
叫什么食品级啊

2347
01:39:28,533 --> 01:39:29,899
食品级是让你放

2348
01:39:29,900 --> 01:39:31,000
进嘴里没事

2349
01:39:31,000 --> 01:39:32,366
不是让你吃的

2350
01:39:33,400 --> 01:39:33,900
食品级

2351
01:39:33,900 --> 01:39:37,466
是说没有重金属有毒有机物析出

2352
01:39:37,466 --> 01:39:40,166
难道不是应该能当东西吃吗

2353
01:39:41,066 --> 01:39:43,533
吃饭的时候不小心滴到你的玉竹上

2354
01:39:43,533 --> 01:39:44,733
那不是我的玉竹啊

2355
01:39:44,733 --> 01:39:46,099
这自己买的鼠标垫

2356
01:39:46,100 --> 01:39:46,866
不是不是

2357
01:39:46,866 --> 01:39:48,499
主播官方坐标

2358
01:39:48,566 --> 01:39:50,733
哈哈这是波波罗的玉竹

2359
01:39:50,733 --> 01:39:54,133
哎主播如何看待舰队冠名啊

2360
01:39:54,466 --> 01:39:54,933
呃

2361
01:39:54,933 --> 01:39:57,866
这个主播是舰队冠名的云玩家主播

2362
01:39:57,866 --> 01:39:58,699
目前的情况

2363
01:39:58,700 --> 01:40:00,733
应该不会有人给主播的冠名

2364
01:40:01,333 --> 01:40:02,399
主播的舰队冠名

2365
01:40:02,400 --> 01:40:04,533
我的评价是呃

2366
01:40:04,533 --> 01:40:08,733
应该会像大部分昙花一现的功能一样

2367
01:40:08,733 --> 01:40:13,933
忽然就被某一阵搞不好只是实习啊

2368
01:40:13,933 --> 01:40:17,099
就管直播组的这个哥们给改掉

2369
01:40:17,100 --> 01:40:20,500
这玩意肯定不会长久的啊

2370
01:40:20,500 --> 01:40:21,700
礼物冠名

2371
01:40:21,700 --> 01:40:22,700
舰队冠名

2372
01:40:22,700 --> 01:40:23,766
会员冠名

2373
01:40:23,766 --> 01:40:25,733
这种东西到底在鼓励些什么

2374
01:40:25,733 --> 01:40:27,066
鼓励鼓励

2375
01:40:27,066 --> 01:40:29,566
就是那个点点展馆吗

2376
01:40:30,400 --> 01:40:31,866
啊鼓励所有人

2377
01:40:31,866 --> 01:40:32,666
那个

2378
01:40:32,733 --> 01:40:35,799
这个这个这个为直播间某一个大哥

2379
01:40:35,800 --> 01:40:37,200
马首是瞻吧

2380
01:40:37,200 --> 01:40:40,133
哈哈哈可能这个身材

2381
01:40:40,133 --> 01:40:42,866
不太适合我们哔哩哔哩的直播间啊

2382
01:40:42,866 --> 01:40:45,099
至少可能不太适合虚拟区啊

2383
01:40:47,900 --> 01:40:49,933
这肥猫真是满脑袋都是吃啊

2384
01:40:49,933 --> 01:40:51,599
他竟然都说是食品级了

2385
01:40:51,600 --> 01:40:53,900
我不吃一口不是对不起他

2386
01:40:54,533 --> 01:40:58,266
真能吃就该叫可食用不锈钢模具了

2387
01:40:59,166 --> 01:41:00,133
是这样啊

2388
01:41:05,600 --> 01:41:06,800
有点硬吧

2389
01:41:07,800 --> 01:41:09,266
感觉费牙

2390
01:41:09,400 --> 01:41:10,500
有点硬吧

2391
01:41:12,533 --> 01:41:14,199
等你出官方的

2392
01:41:14,300 --> 01:41:16,066
我早就有官方的呀

2393
01:41:16,066 --> 01:41:18,966
我的官方那个大桌垫鼠标

2394
01:41:18,966 --> 01:41:22,466
桌垫是跟那个那个什么

2395
01:41:22,500 --> 01:41:26,166
跟一个其他坐标一起当提督礼物的

2396
01:41:26,166 --> 01:41:27,133
我有的

2397
01:41:32,533 --> 01:41:34,666
食品级肥猫爪爪肉垫

2398
01:41:34,666 --> 01:41:35,699
好恶心

2399
01:41:35,700 --> 01:41:40,333
吃饭机器做出来不会去死的好吧

2400
01:41:41,066 --> 01:41:43,266
官方什么胸部鼠标垫

2401
01:41:43,266 --> 01:41:45,399
那不是胸部鼠标垫啊

2402
01:41:45,400 --> 01:41:47,200
那是肥猫抱枕

2403
01:41:48,400 --> 01:41:50,066
那是肥猫的抱枕

2404
01:41:51,566 --> 01:41:53,766
哪有人胸上面长脸的啊

2405
01:41:54,533 --> 01:41:55,799
有鼻子有眼睛的

2406
01:41:55,800 --> 01:41:57,400
我是刑天是吧

2407
01:41:57,800 --> 01:41:58,900
胸不是不要脸

2408
01:41:59,366 --> 01:42:01,333
上面又长鼻子又长眼睛

2409
01:42:02,900 --> 01:42:04,500
我有点无语了

2410
01:42:05,466 --> 01:42:06,266
他只是说

2411
01:42:06,266 --> 01:42:09,399
就没有办法做出不是胸部的形状

2412
01:42:09,400 --> 01:42:12,800
因为我没法让厂家开另一个模啊

2413
01:42:12,800 --> 01:42:16,066
所以说他就每次一听那个什么啊

2414
01:42:16,066 --> 01:42:17,699
你要做立体鼠标垫啊

2415
01:42:17,866 --> 01:42:20,499
你要做那种很弧形的啊

2416
01:42:20,500 --> 01:42:22,366
很很很有起伏的

2417
01:42:22,366 --> 01:42:24,166
还是稍微平缓一点的

2418
01:42:24,166 --> 01:42:25,733
我说什么起伏什么平缓

2419
01:42:25,733 --> 01:42:27,399
我做抱枕那种的

2420
01:42:27,866 --> 01:42:29,499
就正常鼓起来一块就行

2421
01:42:29,500 --> 01:42:31,733
你不要跟我做中间那个轮廓好不好

2422
01:42:31,733 --> 01:42:32,466
他说没办法

2423
01:42:32,466 --> 01:42:33,333
我说不去

2424
01:42:33,333 --> 01:42:34,699
就这样我说好吧

2425
01:42:37,700 --> 01:42:38,800
不是你的鼠标垫

2426
01:42:38,800 --> 01:42:40,866
被我室友吐槽说我是变态

2427
01:42:40,866 --> 01:42:43,099
你贴到他脸上看啊

2428
01:42:43,266 --> 01:42:44,533
他根本不是胸

2429
01:42:46,700 --> 01:42:49,166
这只是一个胸的形状而已

2430
01:42:52,200 --> 01:42:55,100
这主要是没有办法做别的形状

2431
01:42:57,566 --> 01:42:59,733
而且这张图要做周边的话

2432
01:42:59,733 --> 01:43:01,266
我觉得最适合这个

2433
01:43:01,266 --> 01:43:04,133
哎别的那什么别的不适合

2434
01:43:05,600 --> 01:43:07,266
这画再往下点的话

2435
01:43:07,266 --> 01:43:09,566
我就把它塞装扮里去了

2436
01:43:09,900 --> 01:43:11,900
可是现在塞装扮里的话

2437
01:43:11,900 --> 01:43:15,200
感觉画布有点太小了

2438
01:43:15,200 --> 01:43:16,966
我真很喜欢那张图画

2439
01:43:16,966 --> 01:43:18,199
老好看了

2440
01:43:20,666 --> 01:43:23,333
那东西我始终不敢放在外边

2441
01:43:23,333 --> 01:43:24,599
哦真的吗

2442
01:43:24,966 --> 01:43:27,666
你们都不会用他的啊

2443
01:43:28,566 --> 01:43:30,266
你懂的是贴图

2444
01:43:30,266 --> 01:43:32,133
是啊他只是个贴图而已

2445
01:43:32,766 --> 01:43:34,733
我没有碰撞体积的

2446
01:43:35,500 --> 01:43:37,766
你一直给他封印在抽屉里

2447
01:43:38,866 --> 01:43:41,599
我们家人还是蛮纯良的嘛

2448
01:43:43,100 --> 01:43:45,466
那是不是没有人给主播上提东西

2449
01:43:45,466 --> 01:43:48,099
给主播上提都送那个等生报纸了

2450
01:43:48,100 --> 01:43:49,766
然后你们也没有等生报纸

2451
01:43:49,766 --> 01:43:51,366
然后你给你妈用了

2452
01:43:56,866 --> 01:43:58,766
你们呃对不起

2453
01:43:59,133 --> 01:44:02,666
这个令桃没有跟你好好谈谈心吧

2454
01:44:02,666 --> 01:44:05,333
谈一谈这个青少年

2455
01:44:05,400 --> 01:44:06,200
呃

2456
01:44:06,933 --> 01:44:09,766
青少年的这个身心健康

2457
01:44:11,466 --> 01:44:13,733
没有没有谈过这种事情吗

2458
01:44:14,200 --> 01:44:16,933
青少年的这个身心健康

2459
01:44:22,933 --> 01:44:24,099
不太合适吧

2460
01:44:25,600 --> 01:44:28,966
这种东西确实就没有正常的好用啊

2461
01:44:31,533 --> 01:44:33,266
还是大桌垫好用吧

2462
01:44:33,266 --> 01:44:35,666
我感觉我脑侧应该还是很大的

2463
01:44:35,666 --> 01:44:36,399
桌垫好用

2464
01:44:36,400 --> 01:44:37,500
可是我没有

2465
01:44:42,133 --> 01:44:42,933
分之一

2466
01:44:45,300 --> 01:44:47,733
回家后有风韵起来了

2467
01:44:48,300 --> 01:44:50,666
你在别的地方抽到过一个

2468
01:44:50,666 --> 01:44:52,166
不是老有人有那种

2469
01:44:52,166 --> 01:44:53,166
就是哎呀

2470
01:44:53,166 --> 01:44:55,966
妈妈奶奶把自己抖身抱整起了

2471
01:44:55,966 --> 01:44:59,399
晾在阳台上没穿内裤的小女孩

2472
01:44:59,400 --> 01:45:00,933
随风飘浮啊

2473
01:45:00,933 --> 01:45:03,533
有时候还刮到楼下之类的故事吗

2474
01:45:03,933 --> 01:45:06,933
希望大家不要成为这种惨案的主角

2475
01:45:06,933 --> 01:45:08,399
更不要在住宿舍的时候

2476
01:45:08,400 --> 01:45:10,200
成为这种惨案的主角

2477
01:45:10,866 --> 01:45:13,966
挂阳台亮这等身抱枕套吹到楼下去了

2478
01:45:13,966 --> 01:45:15,566
飘到哪个女生脸上

2479
01:45:15,566 --> 01:45:17,499
被人挂到校园墙上面

2480
01:45:17,800 --> 01:45:19,166
强强捞一下

2481
01:45:19,166 --> 01:45:20,133
在这个

2482
01:45:20,200 --> 01:45:24,733
楼上晒这个变态抱枕的这个男生啊

2483
01:45:24,733 --> 01:45:26,366
你这是k猫啊

2484
01:45:26,366 --> 01:45:28,533
你这是我这个哎呦

2485
01:45:30,200 --> 01:45:31,200
只能说对吧

2486
01:45:31,200 --> 01:45:32,566
为了道个拐啊

2487
01:45:32,566 --> 01:45:34,499
想象力还蛮丰富的

2488
01:45:36,766 --> 01:45:39,566
再也不要在桌垫上吃饭了

2489
01:45:41,066 --> 01:45:44,199
对我就是忍不住在桌子上吃饭

2490
01:45:44,200 --> 01:45:45,366
我这电脑

2491
01:45:45,800 --> 01:45:50,666
哎呦我当年拿这个电脑垫外卖底

2492
01:45:51,100 --> 01:45:52,733
导致这个电脑有一块

2493
01:45:52,733 --> 01:45:55,166
留下了不可磨灭的痕迹啊

2494
01:45:55,166 --> 01:45:56,299
就一小圈

2495
01:45:57,766 --> 01:45:58,566
哎

2496
01:45:59,766 --> 01:46:02,366
好歹这个电脑要被换掉了

2497
01:46:05,900 --> 01:46:08,466
抱枕你只在宿舍的时候用用

2498
01:46:08,533 --> 01:46:11,399
但是我用被子盖住一般看不出来

2499
01:46:11,400 --> 01:46:14,466
真的吗有没有可能是你的室友

2500
01:46:14,466 --> 01:46:15,533
那什么啊

2501
01:46:15,566 --> 01:46:16,799
你的你的室友

2502
01:46:17,933 --> 01:46:19,133
看破不说破啊

2503
01:46:19,133 --> 01:46:20,366
他们给你个面子

2504
01:46:20,366 --> 01:46:21,333
你真以为

2505
01:46:21,500 --> 01:46:23,766
哈哈哎呦

2506
01:46:23,766 --> 01:46:25,166
哥们哥们

2507
01:46:25,266 --> 01:46:28,099
保存你的自尊心啊

2508
01:46:28,300 --> 01:46:29,533
给成全你

2509
01:46:29,533 --> 01:46:30,566
给你体面

2510
01:46:30,566 --> 01:46:32,466
你却以为他什么都不懂

2511
01:46:33,733 --> 01:46:35,533
你怎么能这样呢

2512
01:46:36,800 --> 01:46:39,400
有的还把飞机杯拿去公共洗衣机洗

2513
01:46:39,400 --> 01:46:41,733
我觉得这已经不是擦皮不擦皮

2514
01:46:41,733 --> 01:46:43,533
死宅不死宅的问题了

2515
01:46:43,666 --> 01:46:45,366
这种人能不能按照那什

2516
01:46:45,366 --> 01:46:47,133
么危害公共治安罪

2517
01:46:47,133 --> 01:46:48,699
给他抓起来啊

2518
01:46:49,333 --> 01:46:51,733
什么用公共洗衣机啊

2519
01:46:51,733 --> 01:46:52,666
就这边

2520
01:46:52,666 --> 01:46:54,766
这边其实好多的楼啊

2521
01:46:55,066 --> 01:46:57,733
老楼都是那种公用洗衣机啊

2522
01:46:57,733 --> 01:46:59,599
外国人也是真不避讳啊

2523
01:46:59,600 --> 01:47:01,566
这里面洗鞋的

2524
01:47:01,566 --> 01:47:03,099
洗狗狗尿垫的

2525
01:47:03,100 --> 01:47:04,200
洗地毯的

2526
01:47:04,200 --> 01:47:05,600
卧槽真恶心

2527
01:47:07,366 --> 01:47:08,733
我真服了

2528
01:47:10,100 --> 01:47:12,166
就拿那个什么飞机飞

2529
01:47:12,166 --> 01:47:13,333
你用就用吧

2530
01:47:13,333 --> 01:47:15,899
你还拿去公共洗衣机洗

2531
01:47:16,166 --> 01:47:17,699
哎呦祝他什么啊

2532
01:47:17,700 --> 01:47:20,533
这个各种各种检测全是阳性啊

2533
01:47:20,533 --> 01:47:24,666
好吧毕竟公共洗衣机是大家公用的

2534
01:47:28,133 --> 01:47:30,766
到时候到时候感染了什么问题啊

2535
01:47:30,766 --> 01:47:33,266
然后不要上网来叫就行

2536
01:47:34,266 --> 01:47:35,266
真恶心

2537
01:47:37,600 --> 01:47:38,933
他不怕感染吗

2538
01:47:38,933 --> 01:47:39,766
哎呦真的

2539
01:47:39,766 --> 01:47:42,999
我觉得这跟投毒差不多的罪名吧

2540
01:47:43,300 --> 01:47:44,000
难以想象

2541
01:47:44,000 --> 01:47:44,900
我受不了

2542
01:47:45,933 --> 01:47:49,899
听到这种这种这种这种就会死

2543
01:47:49,900 --> 01:47:53,766
哈哈哈我听到这种事就会死

2544
01:47:54,333 --> 01:47:55,799
我受不了一点

2545
01:48:01,700 --> 01:48:03,066
太脏了吧

2546
01:48:03,066 --> 01:48:05,699
这不管是心理上还是生理上

2547
01:48:11,100 --> 01:48:14,333
我能尊重的底线就是你自己

2548
01:48:16,866 --> 01:48:18,699
感冒机器人坏了

2549
01:48:18,733 --> 01:48:20,699
感冒机器人坏了

2550
01:48:22,100 --> 01:48:24,500
大雪手洗了脸啊

2551
01:48:32,700 --> 01:48:34,866
这个说话要说全啊

2552
01:48:35,133 --> 01:48:37,333
你大学手洗了两年

2553
01:48:37,333 --> 01:48:39,599
你妥协了丢洗衣机了

2554
01:48:39,700 --> 01:48:41,933
你手洗了什么东西两年

2555
01:48:41,933 --> 01:48:43,933
然后妥协了丢洗衣机了

2556
01:48:49,766 --> 01:48:52,966
啊不会有人看乐子有人照镜子吧

2557
01:48:53,266 --> 01:48:55,199
说的不会是你吧花花

2558
01:48:59,733 --> 01:49:03,199
啊你你来真的啊

2559
01:49:03,200 --> 01:49:04,266
衣服好吧

2560
01:49:06,133 --> 01:49:07,199
没所谓的

2561
01:49:07,200 --> 01:49:09,566
洗衣机的作用不就是消毒

2562
01:49:12,733 --> 01:49:15,733
哎我不能做一些很恶心的比喻啊

2563
01:49:15,933 --> 01:49:16,999
怎么说呢

2564
01:49:17,566 --> 01:49:19,499
要极端一点来说

2565
01:49:20,866 --> 01:49:21,933
你拿马桶刷

2566
01:49:21,933 --> 01:49:23,466
通完马桶之后

2567
01:49:23,466 --> 01:49:26,699
这个刷子然后用洗衣机消毒一下

2568
01:49:26,766 --> 01:49:28,366
或者洗碗机消毒一下

2569
01:49:28,366 --> 01:49:29,733
然后你拿去刷碗

2570
01:49:29,733 --> 01:49:31,766
你心里不会有障碍吗

2571
01:49:31,766 --> 01:49:32,566
这东西

2572
01:49:32,700 --> 01:49:36,266
这东西不是客观上脏不脏的问题

2573
01:49:36,266 --> 01:49:39,099
我觉得客观上脏不脏就是洗衣液

2574
01:49:39,166 --> 01:49:41,099
洗衣机拿来消毒这个

2575
01:49:41,100 --> 01:49:42,966
这个东西可以用于什么呢

2576
01:49:42,966 --> 01:49:44,333
就是一部分人

2577
01:49:44,333 --> 01:49:47,266
他会倾向于用洗衣机洗内衣

2578
01:49:47,266 --> 01:49:48,166
洗内裤吗

2579
01:49:48,166 --> 01:49:50,766
其实就随着随着年龄的增长

2580
01:49:50,766 --> 01:49:51,799
我也能理解了

2581
01:49:51,800 --> 01:49:53,700
因为就是比手洗干净

2582
01:49:53,700 --> 01:49:54,933
这个应该是正常

2583
01:49:54,933 --> 01:49:57,133
只是心理上可能过不去那一关

2584
01:49:57,300 --> 01:49:58,266
但是这不是

2585
01:49:58,266 --> 01:49:59,266
这不是什么

2586
01:49:59,266 --> 01:50:02,299
这不是用马桶刷刷碗的理由啊

2587
01:50:03,533 --> 01:50:05,566
你手洗过一个月就洗衣机了

2588
01:50:05,566 --> 01:50:06,966
不过你会加3块钱

2589
01:50:06,966 --> 01:50:08,899
用楼下大爷的私人洗衣机

2590
01:50:08,900 --> 01:50:09,800
那挺好的呀

2591
01:50:09,800 --> 01:50:12,200
但是你用楼下大爷的私人洗衣机

2592
01:50:12,200 --> 01:50:13,900
不是跟大爷合用吗

2593
01:50:14,333 --> 01:50:17,699
你确定大爷的体检状况很正常吗

2594
01:50:19,066 --> 01:50:21,299
但是实际上就是可以一起洗啊

2595
01:50:21,300 --> 01:50:22,466
理性点就好

2596
01:50:22,466 --> 01:50:23,999
实际上确实就是可以一起洗

2597
01:50:24,000 --> 01:50:27,400
但是我接受不了有人用公共洗衣机啊

2598
01:50:27,400 --> 01:50:29,866
尤其是我可能用到过的公共洗衣机

2599
01:50:29,866 --> 01:50:31,299
洗过飞机杯这种事情啊

2600
01:50:31,300 --> 01:50:34,133
我有点我觉得我受不了

2601
01:50:34,966 --> 01:50:37,466
洗衣机消毒不行是吗

2602
01:50:40,166 --> 01:50:41,966
你说你洗内衣洗袜子

2603
01:50:41,966 --> 01:50:43,999
我都可以当没看到啊

2604
01:50:45,366 --> 01:50:47,299
或者实在不行我空转一遍

2605
01:50:47,300 --> 01:50:49,666
我投两次币就得了

2606
01:50:50,266 --> 01:50:52,399
总比一群人一起用好吧

2607
01:50:53,000 --> 01:50:54,466
嗯那倒也是吧

2608
01:50:55,333 --> 01:50:57,199
正常因为我也受不了

2609
01:50:57,200 --> 01:50:58,366
好恶心啊

2610
01:50:58,366 --> 01:51:00,099
反正被赛博性骚扰了

2611
01:51:00,100 --> 01:51:01,200
不知道为什么

2612
01:51:02,800 --> 01:51:04,866
内衣内裤袜子还能接受

2613
01:51:04,866 --> 01:51:06,366
这种太抽象了

2614
01:51:06,366 --> 01:51:08,133
如果一定要选一下的话

2615
01:51:08,133 --> 01:51:11,133
我觉得我宁愿接受洗过鞋

2616
01:51:11,133 --> 01:51:13,666
甚至洗过地毯的那种洗衣机

2617
01:51:14,300 --> 01:51:15,966
我也不愿接受这种

2618
01:51:16,200 --> 01:51:18,100
这种恶心人的玩意啊

2619
01:51:18,333 --> 01:51:19,133
嗯

2620
01:51:21,366 --> 01:51:23,099
没有我们租房子

2621
01:51:23,100 --> 01:51:24,133
租房子的时候

2622
01:51:24,133 --> 01:51:26,966
这个房子其实相对于他的品质来说

2623
01:51:26,966 --> 01:51:28,666
还是有点小贵的

2624
01:51:28,733 --> 01:51:30,299
但是我最后定了这个

2625
01:51:30,300 --> 01:51:31,333
有很大的原因

2626
01:51:31,333 --> 01:51:34,699
就是因为他有自己的套内洗衣机啊

2627
01:51:35,666 --> 01:51:36,799
他有套那洗衣

2628
01:51:36,800 --> 01:51:38,866
机不是一栋楼合用

2629
01:51:38,866 --> 01:51:40,499
也不是一层楼合用的

2630
01:51:40,500 --> 01:51:42,200
感觉就会蛮好的

2631
01:51:42,566 --> 01:51:45,199
虽然那个洗衣房阴暗潮湿

2632
01:51:45,200 --> 01:51:45,966
哈哈

2633
01:51:45,966 --> 01:51:47,999
但是好歹是自己用的

2634
01:51:48,000 --> 01:51:48,966
你知道吧

2635
01:51:49,533 --> 01:51:51,066
有那个洗自洁功能

2636
01:51:51,066 --> 01:51:52,199
洗自洁都会按一次

2637
01:51:52,200 --> 01:51:53,366
这个是正确的

2638
01:51:53,366 --> 01:51:54,866
就哪怕自己在家洗的时候

2639
01:51:54,866 --> 01:51:56,733
我觉得也应该按一次吧

2640
01:51:57,166 --> 01:52:00,266
哎呦但是我不是反对人类科技啊

2641
01:52:00,266 --> 01:52:02,799
我不是那种什么手洗派啊

2642
01:52:02,933 --> 01:52:05,899
就比那个惊喜派高贵

2643
01:52:05,900 --> 01:52:08,266
我知道我自己手洗的水平

2644
01:52:08,266 --> 01:52:09,566
我自己手洗的水平

2645
01:52:09,566 --> 01:52:10,766
怎么可能赶得上

2646
01:52:11,066 --> 01:52:13,899
人类精密科技的水平呢

2647
01:52:14,000 --> 01:52:15,500
人家这么多人啊

2648
01:52:15,500 --> 01:52:18,900
研发团队这么多人的这个科研成果

2649
01:52:18,900 --> 01:52:20,133
人家的心血

2650
01:52:20,300 --> 01:52:22,066
怎么可能啊

2651
01:52:22,300 --> 01:52:23,700
还不如我的手呢

2652
01:52:23,700 --> 01:52:24,966
那他不如我的手的话

2653
01:52:24,966 --> 01:52:26,533
这产品怎么可能诞生

2654
01:52:26,533 --> 01:52:27,966
那不可能啊

2655
01:52:27,966 --> 01:52:31,466
对吧谢谢繁星希梦的灯牌

2656
01:52:31,466 --> 01:52:32,399
感谢支持啊

2657
01:52:32,400 --> 01:52:36,066
我们家现在已经进化到怎么说呢

2658
01:52:36,066 --> 01:52:37,766
一切的这个东西

2659
01:52:37,766 --> 01:52:40,799
都要配合配合现代科技啊

2660
01:52:40,800 --> 01:52:41,800
尤其是厨房

2661
01:52:41,800 --> 01:52:42,866
哈哈

2662
01:52:43,366 --> 01:52:47,066
除了擦桌子这种没有办法自己搞的

2663
01:52:47,133 --> 01:52:49,266
所有的事情啊

2664
01:52:49,266 --> 01:52:51,999
所有的锅以什么为准呢

2665
01:52:52,000 --> 01:52:54,800
以能进洗碗机为购买标准

2666
01:52:54,866 --> 01:52:56,533
如果不能进洗碗机

2667
01:52:56,533 --> 01:52:57,733
那我们就不买

2668
01:52:57,733 --> 01:52:59,266
如果能进洗碗机的

2669
01:52:59,266 --> 01:53:00,333
那我们再买

2670
01:53:00,900 --> 01:53:02,100
不锈钢锅啊

2671
01:53:02,100 --> 01:53:03,300
涂层锅呀

2672
01:53:03,300 --> 01:53:04,933
还有这些碗啊之类的

2673
01:53:04,933 --> 01:53:07,299
都是因为他能进洗碗机啊

2674
01:53:07,300 --> 01:53:08,800
所以说我们买的

2675
01:53:09,333 --> 01:53:12,399
我们到现在家里都没有一个电饭煲啊

2676
01:53:12,400 --> 01:53:15,200
我们是用那个正常的煮锅

2677
01:53:15,200 --> 01:53:18,600
加水之后靠多年的生活经验

2678
01:53:18,900 --> 01:53:23,100
直接放在那个电磁炉上面煮的米饭

2679
01:53:24,500 --> 01:53:26,600
就是因为那个电饭锅

2680
01:53:26,600 --> 01:53:28,133
他的那个内胆

2681
01:53:28,133 --> 01:53:30,933
好像没有办法放在洗碗机里洗

2682
01:53:30,933 --> 01:53:33,199
我们就此放弃了电饭锅

2683
01:53:33,566 --> 01:53:36,466
过了半年的这种蒸饭生涯

2684
01:53:36,500 --> 01:53:37,733
天津的天津

2685
01:53:37,733 --> 01:53:39,699
出门旅行了天津

2686
01:53:41,500 --> 01:53:42,866
所有锅都可以进

2687
01:53:42,866 --> 01:53:44,733
我说的不行吧

2688
01:53:45,900 --> 01:53:47,866
虽然说是所有锅都可以进

2689
01:53:47,866 --> 01:53:50,666
但实际上有些锅进完它会有毒的吧

2690
01:53:53,600 --> 01:53:55,500
你没有经历过那种铝锅

2691
01:53:55,500 --> 01:53:57,333
你进完了之后洗的

2692
01:53:57,733 --> 01:53:59,999
洗的上面涂层都掉光了

2693
01:54:00,000 --> 01:54:01,066
一点也不光滑

2694
01:54:01,066 --> 01:54:03,099
你进去的时候是崭新的

2695
01:54:03,533 --> 01:54:04,733
之后之后之后

2696
01:54:04,733 --> 01:54:08,099
等你拿出来之后就变成战神版的了

2697
01:54:08,200 --> 01:54:09,966
耐久度都给你洗没了

2698
01:54:09,966 --> 01:54:11,266
你们见过吗

2699
01:54:12,333 --> 01:54:13,266
公共洗衣机

2700
01:54:13,266 --> 01:54:14,966
每次三四块钱

2701
01:54:15,266 --> 01:54:17,666
主要是这个东西好像是

2702
01:54:17,966 --> 01:54:18,666
怎么说呢

2703
01:54:18,666 --> 01:54:20,366
跟南北方有关吧

2704
01:54:20,700 --> 01:54:22,766
北方一般就只能公共洗衣机

2705
01:54:22,766 --> 01:54:26,066
南方的话好像一般来说

2706
01:54:26,133 --> 01:54:30,066
呃就是带室外阳台之类的

2707
01:54:30,066 --> 01:54:31,999
可能它能安个洗衣机

2708
01:54:32,000 --> 01:54:33,400
我也不太了解

2709
01:54:35,300 --> 01:54:37,066
电饭锅内燃可以进吗

2710
01:54:37,066 --> 01:54:37,899
可以进吗

2711
01:54:37,900 --> 01:54:39,066
真可以吗

2712
01:54:39,366 --> 01:54:42,399
120块买台洗衣机少用两年

2713
01:54:42,400 --> 01:54:43,533
那确实可以啊

2714
01:54:43,533 --> 01:54:45,266
这东西现在也不贵了

2715
01:54:49,466 --> 01:54:50,966
三四块挺便宜了

2716
01:54:50,966 --> 01:54:53,733
我们公共洗衣机一般洗5块一次

2717
01:54:53,733 --> 01:54:55,533
那有点太贵了吧

2718
01:54:57,300 --> 01:54:59,100
杀菌7块一次

2719
01:54:59,100 --> 01:55:00,666
这东西叠加的吗

2720
01:55:00,666 --> 01:55:02,366
那我洗了加上杀

2721
01:55:04,100 --> 01:55:04,866
家有杀菌

2722
01:55:04,866 --> 01:55:07,366
我一次要给12块钱洗衣服啊

2723
01:55:07,366 --> 01:55:09,766
他也太黑心了吧

2724
01:55:09,766 --> 01:55:12,999
你们你们那个学校在什么山里面吗

2725
01:55:13,200 --> 01:55:15,733
要不然很难解释他这种定价啊

2726
01:55:18,100 --> 01:55:22,066
有阳台不让安算违规电器给他拽麻了

2727
01:55:22,266 --> 01:55:24,066
这这么会赚钱

2728
01:55:25,466 --> 01:55:26,966
杀菌加洗衣机7块

2729
01:55:26,966 --> 01:55:28,899
好贵啊好贵啊

2730
01:55:37,700 --> 01:55:38,900
又冒这一首歌啊

2731
01:55:38,900 --> 01:55:40,700
我们今天等一下

2732
01:55:40,700 --> 01:55:43,100
然后再稍微播一会

2733
01:55:43,700 --> 01:55:46,100
呃然后去下班啦

2734
01:55:50,300 --> 01:55:51,733
不让自己安洗衣机

2735
01:55:51,733 --> 01:55:53,599
违规用品吗那好歹

2736
01:55:57,200 --> 01:55:59,600
几个宿舍一起弄一台

2737
01:55:59,600 --> 01:56:02,300
好像倒也不是很很对劲啊

2738
01:56:02,400 --> 01:56:04,300
一桶能放12斤衣服

2739
01:56:04,300 --> 01:56:05,900
这是多事少呀

2740
01:56:07,200 --> 01:56:08,133
你敢下班

2741
01:56:08,133 --> 01:56:08,933
我为什么不敢

2742
01:56:08,933 --> 01:56:09,733
下班

2743
01:56:12,766 --> 01:56:15,266
我们可以直接转家场了

2744
01:56:15,266 --> 01:56:18,166
我为什么不敢上班讲话

2745
01:56:20,800 --> 01:56:22,733
1234

2746
01:56:30,166 --> 01:56:31,366
主要是今天

2747
01:56:31,366 --> 01:56:33,166
今天不太舒服

2748
01:56:33,466 --> 01:56:34,699
肚子有点疼

2749
01:56:40,000 --> 01:56:43,900
他们一般丢时间一般攒够了

2750
01:56:43,900 --> 01:56:45,300
跟室友一起

2751
01:56:45,766 --> 01:56:47,299
这边都记着账的

2752
01:56:47,300 --> 01:56:48,700
主播不赖账的

2753
01:56:48,700 --> 01:56:50,133
主播还会那什么

2754
01:56:50,166 --> 01:56:51,966
主播还会给利息的

2755
01:56:53,466 --> 01:56:56,599
我们我们还会给力气的好不好

2756
01:56:56,733 --> 01:56:57,699
肚子直播

2757
01:56:57,700 --> 01:56:59,266
玩一会Pad就好了

2758
01:56:59,266 --> 01:57:00,933
我下班要睡觉了

2759
01:57:00,933 --> 01:57:02,199
我不玩Pad了

2760
01:57:02,200 --> 01:57:03,800
我电脑都关了

2761
01:57:04,966 --> 01:57:06,699
你看都12公斤

2762
01:57:07,166 --> 01:57:08,933
12斤不算太多

2763
01:57:09,300 --> 01:57:11,333
正常的滚筒洗衣机吗

2764
01:57:11,400 --> 01:57:12,866
还是那什么

2765
01:57:12,866 --> 01:57:14,099
主播还不赖账

2766
01:57:14,100 --> 01:57:15,700
主播没赖账啦

2767
01:57:15,700 --> 01:57:16,566
这次回来之后

2768
01:57:16,566 --> 01:57:18,999
我们每一笔账都好好的还掉了

2769
01:57:21,800 --> 01:57:23,300
哪里有嗯

2770
01:57:23,700 --> 01:57:26,200
爱彼此总分在人海

2771
01:57:26,366 --> 01:57:27,299
直到当初

2772
01:57:27,300 --> 01:57:30,166
何必把你隐藏起来的几千个都放出来

2773
01:57:30,166 --> 01:57:32,699
哎哎那是什么呀

2774
01:57:32,866 --> 01:57:33,966
嗯嗯

2775
01:57:36,966 --> 01:57:40,066
那种门开在侧面开在正面

2776
01:57:40,066 --> 01:57:41,766
你不是欠了几千个小时

2777
01:57:41,766 --> 01:57:43,399
那是总直播时间

2778
01:57:44,766 --> 01:57:46,366
那是总直播时间

2779
01:57:46,400 --> 01:57:47,600
哎呦还是还

2780
01:57:47,600 --> 01:57:50,000
还在决战进行中啊

2781
01:57:50,700 --> 01:57:52,400
不过清空过呀

2782
01:57:52,600 --> 01:57:54,200
清空过的那个

2783
01:57:57,566 --> 01:58:01,599
赖皮猫的这不是又回来了吗

2784
01:58:01,600 --> 01:58:02,766
原账号复活

2785
01:58:02,766 --> 01:58:05,066
继续走继续继续还

2786
01:58:05,800 --> 01:58:07,300
那是加班时间

2787
01:58:07,300 --> 01:58:09,100
那总直播时间啊

2788
01:58:09,133 --> 01:58:10,966
哪里是加班时间了

2789
01:58:13,866 --> 01:58:15,099
还是肥猫直播

2790
01:58:15,100 --> 01:58:17,300
好事不会出现尖锐的报名

2791
01:58:17,300 --> 01:58:18,800
那是因为主播到了这个点

2792
01:58:18,800 --> 01:58:20,466
有没有可能是因为主播

2793
01:58:21,533 --> 01:58:22,999
主播到了这个点

2794
01:58:23,000 --> 01:58:24,466
也要也要

2795
01:58:24,466 --> 01:58:26,533
是吧人老了

2796
01:58:26,566 --> 01:58:28,499
人已经老了好不好

2797
01:58:29,266 --> 01:58:31,333
人老了已经叫不动了

2798
01:58:31,333 --> 01:58:33,766
而且是要有所收敛的

2799
01:58:33,766 --> 01:58:36,799
我叫的话总怕被别人敲门

2800
01:58:37,766 --> 01:58:39,933
两个钟基础多才加班

2801
01:58:39,933 --> 01:58:41,899
一切解释就是收归绵密啊

2802
01:58:41,900 --> 01:58:43,666
所有你这叫什么

2803
01:58:45,766 --> 01:58:46,566
哎

2804
01:58:48,733 --> 01:58:50,599
主要这是这是这是

2805
01:58:51,166 --> 01:58:53,666
这个场地限制

2806
01:58:53,666 --> 01:58:56,933
场地魔法困住了一部分肥猫的

2807
01:58:56,933 --> 01:58:57,533
那个什么

2808
01:58:57,533 --> 01:59:00,133
说话争争取争取小点声

2809
01:59:00,133 --> 01:59:00,966
真睡觉吗

2810
01:59:00,966 --> 01:59:02,066
你不开MV去

2811
01:59:02,066 --> 01:59:02,866
开了吗

2812
01:59:03,500 --> 01:59:04,600
真睡觉吧还是

2813
01:59:04,600 --> 01:59:05,700
睡觉最重要

2814
01:59:05,700 --> 01:59:07,800
真真困也不真困吧

2815
01:59:07,800 --> 01:59:10,066
真体能跟不上了不是

2816
01:59:10,066 --> 01:59:11,499
今天晚上又熬的晚

2817
01:59:11,500 --> 01:59:13,200
我这个明天

2818
01:59:13,466 --> 01:59:15,533
明天我的生物钟又乱掉了

2819
01:59:15,533 --> 01:59:17,999
不如明天早上起来是吧

2820
01:59:18,666 --> 01:59:19,599
说完睡觉

2821
01:59:19,600 --> 01:59:21,266
一会见长群见

2822
01:59:21,300 --> 01:59:22,866
然后三四点见的话

2823
01:59:22,866 --> 01:59:25,066
就是我已经睡一觉醒了

2824
01:59:27,133 --> 01:59:30,933
最近这几天为了早上就不要那什么吗

2825
01:59:30,933 --> 01:59:32,533
不要不要起太晚

2826
01:59:32,533 --> 01:59:35,933
我一把窗帘拉死我就能睡一整天啊

2827
01:59:35,933 --> 01:59:37,599
为了早上不要起太晚

2828
01:59:37,733 --> 01:59:39,799
我窗帘都没拉很厚

2829
01:59:39,866 --> 01:59:42,399
早上就自然被光叫起来

2830
01:59:43,066 --> 01:59:44,466
要是我给你录下来吧

2831
01:59:44,466 --> 01:59:45,399
他也不看

2832
01:59:45,466 --> 01:59:47,766
他也不看我也不看好吧

2833
01:59:49,566 --> 01:59:51,066
我们都不看的

2834
01:59:52,900 --> 01:59:53,966
嗯真的吗

2835
01:59:53,966 --> 01:59:54,899
我不知道啊

2836
01:59:54,900 --> 01:59:56,566
我真想问问他看不看

2837
01:59:56,566 --> 01:59:57,666
哈哈哈

2838
01:59:57,666 --> 01:59:59,066
他应该不会看的吧

2839
01:59:59,100 --> 02:00:00,333
他比较养生啊

2840
02:00:00,333 --> 02:00:00,966
应该不会

2841
02:00:00,966 --> 02:00:04,099
不会半夜三四点钟看这个吧

2842
02:00:04,800 --> 02:00:06,866
起早了你干什么呢

2843
02:00:07,366 --> 02:00:09,133
维持生物钟啊

2844
02:00:09,133 --> 02:00:10,466
而且还要上课

2845
02:00:12,933 --> 02:00:15,966
不能一到周六周日就就乱掉了

2846
02:00:15,966 --> 02:00:18,066
乱掉了之后周一就完蛋了

2847
02:00:18,066 --> 02:00:20,599
我不能三天睡两觉吧

2848
02:00:21,533 --> 02:00:23,966
三天睡两觉太抽象了

2849
02:00:24,566 --> 02:00:27,266
而且说是起早也不会起很早吧

2850
02:00:27,266 --> 02:00:29,266
89点钟这样子的

2851
02:00:29,700 --> 02:00:32,800
毕竟加拿大现在亮天亮太晚了

2852
02:00:51,366 --> 02:00:52,333
周末是乱的

2853
02:00:52,333 --> 02:00:53,766
工作人是正常

2854
02:00:53,766 --> 02:00:55,199
最好别这样吧

2855
02:00:55,200 --> 02:00:56,333
就最好别这样

2856
02:00:56,333 --> 02:00:57,899
如果你要是这样的话

2857
02:00:58,866 --> 02:00:59,666
哎

2858
02:00:59,966 --> 02:01:03,399
就很容易调着调着你就调不回来了

2859
02:01:03,400 --> 02:01:05,666
这还挺亏身体的

2860
02:01:09,666 --> 02:01:11,933
也要禀明三天两觉

2861
02:01:12,100 --> 02:01:16,333
三天睡两觉理论上来说感觉倒还行

2862
02:01:16,366 --> 02:01:16,966
实际上

2863
02:01:16,966 --> 02:01:20,733
操作起来总会有那么几小时工作的

2864
02:01:20,733 --> 02:01:22,199
那个强度太高

2865
02:01:22,200 --> 02:01:23,800
然后效率又太低

2866
02:01:25,200 --> 02:01:27,566
早上假设说你7点钟上课

2867
02:01:27,566 --> 02:01:28,899
或者说你要出远门

2868
02:01:28,900 --> 02:01:30,000
你5点钟就起来

2869
02:01:30,000 --> 02:01:33,133
你就能感觉到那种行尸走肉

2870
02:01:33,133 --> 02:01:35,199
一样的感觉啊

2871
02:01:35,500 --> 02:01:36,866
人醒着

2872
02:01:38,133 --> 02:01:41,299
但是灵魂已经死了

2873
02:01:43,300 --> 02:01:45,800
你就只有肉体睁着眼睛

2874
02:01:45,800 --> 02:01:48,266
脑子里面是一点也不转呀

2875
02:01:48,266 --> 02:01:50,099
这脑子哎呦

2876
02:01:50,500 --> 02:01:52,000
思维贼慢

2877
02:01:52,000 --> 02:01:54,000
什么都干不了

2878
02:01:56,666 --> 02:01:58,766
这个时候一般是最傻的

2879
02:01:58,766 --> 02:02:00,366
别人问你银行卡密码

2880
02:02:00,366 --> 02:02:02,466
搞不好你都给他说出去

2881
02:02:04,133 --> 02:02:05,933
才珍贵

2882
02:02:07,666 --> 02:02:09,899
这爱的火热

2883
02:02:11,466 --> 02:02:15,599
让我把记忆结成冰

2884
02:02:15,600 --> 02:02:19,200
别融化了眼泪你妆

2885
02:02:19,300 --> 02:02:20,600
准备下播了

2886
02:02:20,600 --> 02:02:23,666
我猫猫你18个VIP是多少

2887
02:02:23,700 --> 02:02:29,333
1958 哎呦找半天我的VIP点开

2888
02:02:29,666 --> 02:02:33,566
19587039062894902

2889
02:02:34,666 --> 02:02:36,733
这状态你深有体会

2890
02:02:38,766 --> 02:02:39,566
哎

2891
02:02:40,166 --> 02:02:42,199
不是说那种怎么说吗

2892
02:02:42,366 --> 02:02:43,166
不说那种

2893
02:02:43,166 --> 02:02:48,166
那个啊醒着然后没睡觉

2894
02:02:48,200 --> 02:02:49,200
但是但是

2895
02:02:49,200 --> 02:02:52,566
一直能维持着那种高强度的工作状态

2896
02:02:52,566 --> 02:02:57,399
是靠人自己分泌肾上腺素来做到的吗

2897
02:02:58,800 --> 02:02:59,666
我就感觉

2898
02:02:59,666 --> 02:03:03,933
我负责这个的器官应该是已经枯竭

2899
02:03:05,533 --> 02:03:07,466
打不了鸡血了

2900
02:03:08,700 --> 02:03:11,566
总是相信自己的身体啊很难啊

2901
02:03:13,000 --> 02:03:15,166
想上班就下班

2902
02:03:15,166 --> 02:03:17,366
没有没有没有没有没有

2903
02:03:17,366 --> 02:03:20,166
记账记账记账记账记账了

2904
02:03:21,166 --> 02:03:23,866
说什么加拿大自来水喝多了掉头发

2905
02:03:23,866 --> 02:03:26,299
已经掉光了已经掉光了

2906
02:03:26,700 --> 02:03:29,700
当年嘲笑英国人头发少现在

2907
02:03:32,266 --> 02:03:34,599
回旋镖有个词叫回旋镖

2908
02:03:34,600 --> 02:03:35,500
听没听说过啊

2909
02:03:35,500 --> 02:03:37,766
最后都会扎到自己身上啊

2910
02:03:39,400 --> 02:03:42,100
哎呀以为自己是天选之子

2911
02:03:42,100 --> 02:03:43,266
天选之女

2912
02:03:43,266 --> 02:03:44,366
你先缓一缓

2913
02:03:44,366 --> 02:03:45,766
恢复一下身子

2914
02:03:49,133 --> 02:03:50,399
嗯但是犯困

2915
02:03:50,400 --> 02:03:50,933
到点了

2916
02:03:50,933 --> 02:03:53,966
该睡觉这事应该不是还能解决的吧

2917
02:03:55,700 --> 02:03:57,800
这个日历有发出来吗

2918
02:03:57,800 --> 02:03:59,300
我问问仓库啊

2919
02:03:59,300 --> 02:04:03,566
他给我拍了两箱东西之后我就没问了

2920
02:04:03,566 --> 02:04:05,666
没收到他反馈的单号

2921
02:04:06,200 --> 02:04:07,200
我问一下

2922
02:04:11,600 --> 02:04:13,333
回旋镖远点

2923
02:04:14,100 --> 02:04:16,666
你身体素质拉起来就不困了

2924
02:04:16,666 --> 02:04:18,299
是不是越宅越困啊

2925
02:04:18,300 --> 02:04:20,200
越越困越宅

2926
02:04:22,000 --> 02:04:24,566
好像是一个恶性循环啊

2927
02:04:28,566 --> 02:04:31,099
先自己偷偷的玩一下试试吧

2928
02:04:33,300 --> 02:04:34,000
不行不行

2929
02:04:34,000 --> 02:04:36,266
我要先自己偷偷玩一下试试

2930
02:04:36,266 --> 02:04:38,466
我这种这种东西不能上来

2931
02:04:38,466 --> 02:04:41,599
就那个什么不能上来上来就

2932
02:04:44,533 --> 02:04:47,299
主播我怕出大事故啊比如说

2933
02:04:48,766 --> 02:04:51,099
刚播10分钟我就一躺

2934
02:04:51,733 --> 02:04:53,699
那叫什么啊

2935
02:04:53,700 --> 02:04:55,700
说吧怎么才能放过我

2936
02:04:55,700 --> 02:04:58,666
给自己上什么剑脚能把这个疤剪掉

2937
02:04:58,666 --> 02:05:02,133
哈哈哈哈美

2938
02:05:02,133 --> 02:05:04,699
人民啊给你扶个四斤瓷条把

2939
02:05:04,700 --> 02:05:06,566
把你骨质疏松给抹掉

2940
02:05:06,566 --> 02:05:07,666
你别把我夹

2941
02:05:07,666 --> 02:05:08,766
夹到那个

2942
02:05:10,133 --> 02:05:11,066
农场里好吗

2943
02:05:11,066 --> 02:05:12,333
我不想圣诞

2944
02:05:12,900 --> 02:05:15,300
能不能直播初见教程官

2945
02:05:15,300 --> 02:05:18,566
我肯定不会把我的身高体重露出来的

2946
02:05:18,566 --> 02:05:21,533
你放心主播这么多年管人观众了

2947
02:05:21,533 --> 02:05:23,333
教程官都是啥内容

2948
02:05:23,400 --> 02:05:25,600
还不是做梦都能背下来

2949
02:05:26,400 --> 02:05:28,133
你健身还魂呢

2950
02:05:29,666 --> 02:05:31,466
先把我这轮考试考完了

2951
02:05:31,466 --> 02:05:32,666
我们说排到1月

2952
02:05:32,666 --> 02:05:35,166
2月嘛现在还没到2月呢

2953
02:05:36,300 --> 02:05:39,266
你健身还不是苗堂的事啊

2954
02:05:39,466 --> 02:05:40,933
我不知道我不知道

2955
02:05:42,333 --> 02:05:44,166
这应该是吧应该是吧

2956
02:05:44,166 --> 02:05:46,966
我们到时候选个最低强度的看看

2957
02:05:46,966 --> 02:05:48,466
主播能能能能

2958
02:05:48,466 --> 02:05:49,366
怎么搞啊

2959
02:05:57,666 --> 02:06:00,266
到时候选个低强度一点的先

2960
02:06:00,266 --> 02:06:01,733
新手上路一下

2961
02:06:08,266 --> 02:06:10,499
健身馆能不能联动室友

2962
02:06:12,700 --> 02:06:14,300
让室友在边上解说

2963
02:06:14,300 --> 02:06:18,333
不行的你怎么有这么多想法呀

2964
02:06:21,466 --> 02:06:23,399
5分钟之后肥猫躺掉

2965
02:06:23,400 --> 02:06:24,933
思考怎么逃避了

2966
02:06:24,933 --> 02:06:26,199
逃避可耻

2967
02:06:26,566 --> 02:06:29,199
哈哈哈但是但是

2968
02:06:29,200 --> 02:06:30,000
哎

2969
02:06:31,166 --> 02:06:32,533
英雄啊英雄

2970
02:06:32,533 --> 02:06:34,666
就是要临阵脱逃啊

2971
02:06:35,133 --> 02:06:37,333
知道了生活的残酷之后

2972
02:06:37,900 --> 02:06:39,800
哎呀掂量掂量自己

2973
02:06:40,366 --> 02:06:42,699
觉得确实面对不了

2974
02:06:42,866 --> 02:06:44,466
赶紧你给出来呦

2975
02:06:44,466 --> 02:06:46,699
这也是一种人生的智慧吧

2976
02:06:48,700 --> 02:06:50,933
胆小猫锐气呢

2977
02:06:51,166 --> 02:06:52,333
体能类的东西

2978
02:06:52,333 --> 02:06:54,166
主播一向没有锐气啊

2979
02:06:54,166 --> 02:06:56,566
主播从来都没有过这种锐气啊

2980
02:06:56,566 --> 02:06:58,333
澄清一下啊

2981
02:06:59,066 --> 02:07:00,666
感觉好像可以啊

2982
02:07:00,666 --> 02:07:02,166
你在思考些什么

2983
02:07:02,200 --> 02:07:04,266
可不可以是我说了算的

2984
02:07:06,333 --> 02:07:08,566
可不可以是我说了算的

2985
02:07:08,766 --> 02:07:11,133
你说的不好使

2986
02:07:15,166 --> 02:07:15,999
逃避可耻

2987
02:07:16,000 --> 02:07:17,966
但是逃避是真的有用吧

2988
02:07:20,900 --> 02:07:25,333
主要还是特别重要的是不能逃吧

2989
02:07:25,333 --> 02:07:27,533
一逃可能生活就

2990
02:07:27,800 --> 02:07:28,600
唉

2991
02:07:29,766 --> 02:07:31,266
从此时光之梦

2992
02:07:31,333 --> 02:07:32,866
收拾回忆着

2993
02:07:32,866 --> 02:07:38,066
刀剑魔法术四野镜子里遥远

2994
02:07:38,700 --> 02:07:40,933
如果是那种非常非常重要的

2995
02:07:40,933 --> 02:07:42,866
人生关键的事情

2996
02:07:42,866 --> 02:07:45,966
讨论一次之后可能一辈子都后悔

2997
02:07:57,666 --> 02:07:58,799
就要12点了

2998
02:07:58,800 --> 02:08:01,800
约定俗成的宵禁时间要到了

2999
02:08:16,366 --> 02:08:17,733
简直难以想象

3000
02:08:17,733 --> 02:08:19,966
我现在连夜都不熬了

3001
02:08:23,366 --> 02:08:25,466
小肥猫真是好孩子

3002
02:08:28,366 --> 02:08:29,399
你准备一下

3003
02:08:29,400 --> 02:08:30,600
叛如迟钝

3004
02:08:33,333 --> 02:08:35,566
他上线多少天了呀

3005
02:08:35,566 --> 02:08:38,966
这个游戏一周吗

3006
02:08:44,266 --> 02:08:46,366
别让我看到你的抓帕鲁

3007
02:08:46,366 --> 02:08:48,399
好吧我不抓帕鲁

3008
02:08:50,600 --> 02:08:53,066
按时回国以后切割完成

3009
02:08:53,133 --> 02:08:55,133
那不一定嘛不一定嘛

3010
02:08:55,133 --> 02:08:56,799
我们可以搬家的

3011
02:08:56,800 --> 02:08:58,400
我们可以商量的

3012
02:09:02,200 --> 02:09:03,966
十九号买的

3013
02:09:04,900 --> 02:09:06,366
你都10天了吗

3014
02:09:06,366 --> 02:09:07,699
这么久了

3015
02:09:15,400 --> 02:09:16,800
一个多星期了吧

3016
02:09:18,133 --> 02:09:19,966
你们还没玩腻吗

3017
02:09:21,733 --> 02:09:24,066
检查一下绵绵有没有预购

3018
02:09:24,066 --> 02:09:25,066
来自星辰

3019
02:09:25,066 --> 02:09:26,133
我没有啊

3020
02:09:27,166 --> 02:09:28,999
上线直接买呗

3021
02:09:29,133 --> 02:09:30,199
这它是个手游

3022
02:09:30,200 --> 02:09:31,700
我还得用模拟器玩

3023
02:09:31,700 --> 02:09:33,000
我还得买它

3024
02:09:34,300 --> 02:09:35,100
哎

3025
02:09:35,566 --> 02:09:36,966
你就玩腻了

3026
02:09:36,966 --> 02:09:39,699
一周50个小时不过分吧

3027
02:09:42,366 --> 02:09:44,166
哎呦这句话要是玩游戏的话

3028
02:09:44,166 --> 02:09:45,533
我会说不过分啊

3029
02:09:45,533 --> 02:09:48,666
要是老板给你计算上班时间的话

3030
02:09:48,666 --> 02:09:53,399
我会说有点稍微有点有点过分

3031
02:09:56,500 --> 02:10:00,100
20个人峰值的服务区现在就剩6个人了

3032
02:10:00,133 --> 02:10:00,999
那关键这东西

3033
02:10:01,000 --> 02:10:03,766
他应该是给你一天玩个两三小时

3034
02:10:03,766 --> 02:10:06,099
然后让你玩个小一个月的

3035
02:10:06,466 --> 02:10:08,566
不是让你一天玩12个小时

3036
02:10:08,566 --> 02:10:10,866
然后玩3天就玩通关的吧

3037
02:10:23,766 --> 02:10:25,966
一天7小时也不过分

3038
02:10:25,966 --> 02:10:26,799
七七四十九

3039
02:10:26,800 --> 02:10:28,300
你不放假怎么

3040
02:10:30,666 --> 02:10:32,066
不放假的吗

3041
02:10:32,266 --> 02:10:34,533
那要是7749这么算的话

3042
02:10:34,533 --> 02:10:38,166
我还是宁愿一周前五天

3043
02:10:38,366 --> 02:10:40,533
每天每天上个10小时班

3044
02:10:40,533 --> 02:10:42,099
然后给我放两天假吧

3045
02:10:42,100 --> 02:10:43,066
一天7小时

3046
02:10:43,066 --> 02:10:46,133
搞的不尴不尬的游戏

3047
02:10:46,133 --> 02:10:48,666
一天只玩12小时有点短

3048
02:10:49,133 --> 02:10:51,333
你们都是铁人是吧

3049
02:10:55,866 --> 02:10:57,766
现在好多主播也不玩了

3050
02:10:57,766 --> 02:10:59,733
主要是他游戏内容就到这吧

3051
02:10:59,733 --> 02:11:01,466
差不多也就玩完了

3052
02:11:01,733 --> 02:11:05,299
一天播个七八九十个小时

3053
02:11:05,800 --> 02:11:08,900
玩到现在不玩了很正常吧

3054
02:11:12,066 --> 02:11:14,766
通关了那你们DLC更新了之

3055
02:11:14,766 --> 02:11:16,499
后还会再回去玩吗

3056
02:11:29,966 --> 02:11:32,566
主播要播七八九个小时

3057
02:11:32,566 --> 02:11:33,466
不是我呀

3058
02:11:33,466 --> 02:11:34,966
我播不了那么久

3059
02:11:36,666 --> 02:11:38,399
你玩两三天以内

3060
02:11:38,400 --> 02:11:40,466
总是有服务器一起玩

3061
02:11:40,466 --> 02:11:42,199
只要一起玩游戏的话

3062
02:11:44,366 --> 02:11:45,866
会不会节奏太快

3063
02:11:45,866 --> 02:11:48,166
你三天玩了52个小时

3064
02:11:49,733 --> 02:11:52,766
你的一天是不是有48个小时啊

3065
02:11:53,300 --> 02:11:54,600
注意身体

3066
02:12:03,400 --> 02:12:04,933
在游戏过期前

3067
02:12:04,933 --> 02:12:08,566
播一次新游戏就是你的愿望嘛

3068
02:12:10,933 --> 02:12:11,733
那

3069
02:12:12,200 --> 02:12:13,000
呃

3070
02:12:18,800 --> 02:12:21,333
主要我玩确实很少玩

3071
02:12:22,700 --> 02:12:23,500
然后

3072
02:12:29,266 --> 02:12:31,266
不知道哈

3073
02:12:31,300 --> 02:12:34,466
游戏直播里好像不会自己上涨

3074
02:12:36,900 --> 02:12:37,766
啊

3075
02:12:40,966 --> 02:12:42,899
个人当了这么多年主播

3076
02:12:42,900 --> 02:12:45,366
打游戏还是笨的不行

3077
02:12:48,600 --> 02:12:50,600
哎有时候不是我不想播

3078
02:12:50,600 --> 02:12:53,366
是真没这个水平去播他呀

3079
02:12:54,966 --> 02:12:58,533
虽然可能有人就说啊我就爱看这个

3080
02:12:58,666 --> 02:13:03,066
呃这个这个这个这个不珠不看

3081
02:13:05,200 --> 02:13:08,166
但是就知道自己播的不好

3082
02:13:08,166 --> 02:13:09,866
然后还在一直播

3083
02:13:09,866 --> 02:13:12,799
其实也蛮打击自己自信的

3084
02:13:12,900 --> 02:13:15,800
哈哈有点打击自己

3085
02:13:18,533 --> 02:13:20,366
谢谢狗狗声卡

3086
02:13:21,700 --> 02:13:24,466
圆脆萌疯子感觉可

3087
02:13:24,466 --> 02:13:26,066
猫猫的剪刀谢谢

3088
02:13:26,800 --> 02:13:29,566
哎呀闪过来的就我的店长啊

3089
02:13:29,566 --> 02:13:32,199
点点点点点点点红豆啊

3090
02:13:32,200 --> 02:13:35,266
你敢做菜就多练

3091
02:13:35,333 --> 02:13:37,133
那我觉得我练完了之后

3092
02:13:37,133 --> 02:13:39,333
也就是普通人水平啊

3093
02:13:40,200 --> 02:13:43,900
你们可能就反而普通就不爱看了

3094
02:13:44,766 --> 02:13:45,933
菜就多切片

3095
02:13:45,933 --> 02:13:47,599
我手里面现在还有三个呢

3096
02:13:47,600 --> 02:13:49,666
只是没空录封面

3097
02:13:51,333 --> 02:13:54,066
只是只是没法坐在电脑前面录封面

3098
02:13:54,066 --> 02:13:55,533
我现在承受不了这种

3099
02:13:55,533 --> 02:13:58,266
一想标题坐在电脑前面打字

3100
02:13:58,266 --> 02:14:00,399
为了这25个字啊

3101
02:14:00,400 --> 02:14:01,166
三三改改

3102
02:14:01,166 --> 02:14:02,066
现在真的上线

3103
02:14:02,066 --> 02:14:03,799
对啊他都上线了

3104
02:14:03,800 --> 02:14:06,866
你呢你是不是该反思一下自己啊

3105
02:14:06,866 --> 02:14:08,499
南征北战坦的开

3106
02:14:09,600 --> 02:14:12,200
人家都说到做到了你呢

3107
02:14:15,066 --> 02:14:18,966
谢谢大家的礼物和喜欢的爱心抱枕呢

3108
02:14:27,700 --> 02:14:28,500
你

3109
02:14:32,533 --> 02:14:34,499
26了不上了

3110
02:14:35,733 --> 02:14:36,533
好吧

3111
02:14:38,300 --> 02:14:42,666
曾想借笛子挥去龙啸

3112
02:14:42,666 --> 02:14:44,299
或成幻想

3113
02:14:44,866 --> 02:14:47,999
起微石落海连波动

3114
02:14:48,066 --> 02:14:51,733
描数曲箜篌线同轴

3115
02:14:52,533 --> 02:14:57,133
勒笔烟直大漠沧浪盘虬

3116
02:14:57,166 --> 02:15:00,699
一纸淋漓漫点方圆透

3117
02:15:00,866 --> 02:15:06,099
记我长风万里绕指未相勾

3118
02:15:07,266 --> 02:15:12,766
形生意成此意逍遥不游

3119
02:15:27,000 --> 02:15:32,800
日月何寿江海滴更漏

3120
02:15:33,366 --> 02:15:38,299
爱向人间借朝暮悲喜为酬

3121
02:15:42,066 --> 02:15:46,966
种柳春莺知它风尘不可救

3122
02:15:47,566 --> 02:15:53,466
绵绵更在三生后谁隔世读关鸠

3123
02:15:56,300 --> 02:15:58,533
诗说红豆遍

3124
02:15:58,800 --> 02:16:00,533
什么v圈100FS

3125
02:16:00,533 --> 02:16:02,399
全是APAX啊

3126
02:16:02,666 --> 02:16:04,599
我到现在都不明白这玩意

3127
02:16:04,600 --> 02:16:09,100
我直播的时候就是预算家打趣的APAX MC

3128
02:16:09,100 --> 02:16:10,966
到现在还是他

3129
02:16:12,500 --> 02:16:14,200
奇怪呢我肯定会找他

3130
02:16:14,200 --> 02:16:16,133
不在家的时候别想了

3131
02:16:20,166 --> 02:16:26,099
画外人易朽似浓淡相间色相构

3132
02:16:26,166 --> 02:16:33,566
染冰雪先披琉璃胄蘸朱紫将登金银楼

3133
02:16:34,500 --> 02:16:38,866
天命碧城灰土刀弓褐锈

3134
02:16:38,900 --> 02:16:45,766
举手夜古泼断青蓝右照我萤灯嫁昼

3135
02:16:45,766 --> 02:16:54,466
只影归洪流身魂如寄此世逍遥不游

3136
02:16:56,500 --> 02:17:01,366
情一芜湖城陵雾水轻舟

3137
02:17:03,566 --> 02:17:05,566
情一世微风

3138
02:17:05,566 --> 02:17:08,066
三条路君微流

3139
02:17:10,933 --> 02:17:12,266
这歌好长啊

3140
02:17:12,266 --> 02:17:13,533
有6分多钟

3141
02:17:13,533 --> 02:17:16,733
又加入我下播BGM的黑名单了

3142
02:17:23,133 --> 02:17:25,333
每次下播怎么都都挑这种

3143
02:17:25,333 --> 02:17:28,266
给我直接加班一个见长的歌来放的

3144
02:17:28,266 --> 02:17:29,333
这不是我挑的

3145
02:17:29,333 --> 02:17:30,466
这随机了

3146
02:17:32,533 --> 02:17:35,199
蓝田需汲酒

3147
02:17:35,200 --> 02:17:38,933
惟琼浆能浇美玉瘦

3148
02:17:38,933 --> 02:17:41,733
至高者清难垢

3149
02:17:42,533 --> 02:17:45,599
至贵者润因愁

3150
02:17:47,133 --> 02:17:47,799
痴

3151
02:17:47,800 --> 02:17:49,900
我们是有画面的时候放界面

3152
02:17:49,900 --> 02:17:51,666
没画面的时候下播

3153
02:17:51,666 --> 02:17:53,766
界面还会再放一个呀

3154
02:18:01,700 --> 02:18:04,200
万籁停吹奏

3155
02:18:05,266 --> 02:18:07,799
万籁停吹奏

3156
02:18:07,900 --> 02:18:11,666
支颐听秋水问蜉游

3157
02:18:11,666 --> 02:18:15,266
既玄冥不可量北斗

3158
02:18:15,266 --> 02:18:19,133
却何信相思最温柔

3159
02:18:19,800 --> 02:18:24,300
顾盼花发鸿蒙怦然而梦

3160
02:18:24,300 --> 02:18:28,066
你与二十八宿皆回眸

3161
02:18:28,066 --> 02:18:33,766
系我彩翼鲸尾红丝天地周

3162
02:18:34,333 --> 02:18:39,933
情之所至此心逍遥不游

3163
02:18:43,733 --> 02:18:45,533
还行吧没跑调吧

3164
02:18:45,900 --> 02:18:46,700
嘿嘿

3165
02:18:47,000 --> 02:18:48,133
拜拜了大家

3166
02:18:48,133 --> 02:18:50,533
红灯点点关注谢谢

3167
02:18:53,333 --> 02:18:54,999
拽我了哈

3168
02:18:55,133 --> 02:18:57,166
怎么6分钟还拽啊

3169
02:19:01,366 --> 02:19:02,999
我怎么变蓝了

3170
02:19:04,600 --> 02:19:05,400
啊

3171
02:19:05,566 --> 02:19:06,366
啊

3172
02:19:07,000 --> 02:19:09,000
你拽回来一个蓝屏唉

3173
02:19:19,933 --> 02:19:22,399
燕子什么时候能学干话给我听

3174
02:19:22,500 --> 02:19:23,533
你想得美

3175
02:19:27,200 --> 02:19:28,533
该花太难了

3176
02:19:29,266 --> 02:19:30,499
跟你学这个

3177
02:19:30,766 --> 02:19:32,133
什么你能不能

3178
02:19:32,133 --> 02:19:33,933
能不能上题都点我学

3179
02:19:33,933 --> 02:19:36,266
那个世界上最美的话是假话

3180
02:19:36,266 --> 02:19:37,999
哈哈哈

3181
02:19:38,866 --> 02:19:41,666
哎呀以前变绿现在变蓝了

3182
02:19:42,766 --> 02:19:43,799
谢谢酷

3183
02:19:43,800 --> 02:19:47,200
买的m c哄着女儿一个多

3184
02:19:47,366 --> 02:19:48,899
怎么还要拽啊

3185
02:19:48,900 --> 02:19:50,866
今天不会还能再拽我

3186
02:19:50,866 --> 02:19:52,366
再拽我一个小时吧

3187
02:19:52,366 --> 02:19:54,566
怎么要被我拽到MF

3188
02:19:54,566 --> 02:19:56,066
就怕开始任务是吧

3189
02:19:56,066 --> 02:19:57,166
这几点了

3190
02:19:58,366 --> 02:19:59,666
等会我看看

3191
02:20:00,900 --> 02:20:02,200
我还是要问问的

3192
02:20:05,366 --> 02:20:07,266
啊那首歌其实挺好听的

3193
02:20:07,266 --> 02:20:10,199
我第一次在在动画里面听他的时候

3194
02:20:10,600 --> 02:20:14,166
我我确实其实确实没太理解

3195
02:20:14,166 --> 02:20:18,566
后面在各个魅魔祥子的二创里面

3196
02:20:18,566 --> 02:20:19,699
听了很多遍之后

3197
02:20:19,700 --> 02:20:21,600
逐渐的觉得还是啊

3198
02:20:21,600 --> 02:20:23,133
他怎么3,000件了

3199
02:20:27,133 --> 02:20:29,966
啊今天的几点啊

3200
02:20:29,966 --> 02:20:30,999
两点半

3201
02:20:32,100 --> 02:20:33,266
现在是几点啊

3202
02:20:33,266 --> 02:20:34,766
现在是12点

3203
02:20:35,100 --> 02:20:39,466
两点半还有一个多小时啊那那那

3204
02:20:42,100 --> 02:20:44,166
不太行还是先睡觉吧

3205
02:20:44,933 --> 02:20:46,599
虽然他不是留档的

3206
02:20:46,600 --> 02:20:47,333
但是但是

3207
02:20:47,333 --> 02:20:51,666
还是先睡觉吧估计估计还是先睡觉吧

3208
02:20:51,666 --> 02:20:53,599
除了打米我什么都会做的

3209
02:20:53,600 --> 02:20:55,300
你叫主播学歌

3210
02:20:55,333 --> 02:20:57,533
你还除了打米什么都会做的

3211
02:20:57,533 --> 02:21:00,099
你打了米主播都不一定能学会的

3212
02:21:00,100 --> 02:21:01,666
更别说不打米了

3213
02:21:02,300 --> 02:21:03,166
那也是啊

3214
02:21:03,300 --> 02:21:05,000
我本来以为3点多

3215
02:21:05,000 --> 02:21:07,200
但是但是我真得睡觉了

3216
02:21:07,333 --> 02:21:09,333
我真不太舒服啊

3217
02:21:09,400 --> 02:21:10,666
哈哈哈

3218
02:21:11,333 --> 02:21:12,399
看看吧看看

3219
02:21:12,533 --> 02:21:15,299
如果到那个点如果还自然醒的话

3220
02:21:15,300 --> 02:21:16,566
就就自然醒

3221
02:21:16,566 --> 02:21:18,866
如果没自然醒那就不自然醒

3222
02:21:18,866 --> 02:21:21,466
好吧好了拜拜啊大家

3223
02:21:24,400 --> 02:21:26,300
你上过剑的话可以开着剑的

3224
02:21:26,300 --> 02:21:27,566
我没上啊

3225
02:21:29,500 --> 02:21:30,533
我得买个

3226
02:21:30,533 --> 02:21:33,533
加速器那样的话蛮麻烦的

3227
02:21:37,866 --> 02:21:38,899
里个嘟啊

3228
02:21:38,900 --> 02:21:40,466
里个嘟啊里个嘟

3229
02:21:42,400 --> 02:21:43,266
拜拜

3230
02:21:48,466 --> 02:21:50,466
下播看一下那个什么吧

3231
02:21:50,466 --> 02:21:54,733
我下播去看一下他那个3分钟的

3232
02:21:54,733 --> 02:21:56,499
这首歌动画版

3233
02:21:56,500 --> 02:21:58,666
切片当我看过了吧

3234
02:22:00,000 --> 02:22:01,166
拜拜大家

3235
02:22:04,700 --> 02:22:05,500
晚安

3236
02:22:19,066 --> 02:22:23,166
啊在开播满6天可获得450元奖励金

3237
02:22:23,166 --> 02:22:24,499
我上次说50

3238
02:22:24,533 --> 02:22:25,766
我说他抠门

3239
02:22:27,100 --> 02:22:28,100
他他

3240
02:22:31,966 --> 02:22:33,666
我以为他刷新了呢

3241
02:22:37,400 --> 02:22:40,666
哦 26号 27号

3242
02:22:40,800 --> 02:22:45,200
28号 29号 30号 31号

3243
02:22:45,200 --> 02:22:47,700
如果我全播满的话

3244
02:22:47,900 --> 02:22:49,700
哔哩哔哩给我450块

3245
02:22:49,700 --> 02:22:50,500
哎

3246
02:22:52,700 --> 02:22:53,800
你只有450吗

3247
02:22:53,800 --> 02:22:55,166
我只有这一点点

3248
02:22:58,100 --> 02:22:59,266
但这个月要过了

3249
02:22:59,266 --> 02:23:02,366
他算到他从今天算到31号

3250
02:23:02,600 --> 02:23:03,333
但是但是

3251
02:23:03,333 --> 02:23:04,999
这样的话就不行吧

3252
02:23:05,466 --> 02:23:10,166
2728293031 那我最后可能又是5-6

3253
02:23:10,166 --> 02:23:11,899
我上次的那个1,000块的任务

3254
02:23:11,900 --> 02:23:13,100
就是5-6没完成

3255
02:23:13,100 --> 02:23:13,400
算了

3256
02:23:13,400 --> 02:23:17,266
我们还是不要被他不要被他支配了

3257
02:23:17,266 --> 02:23:19,733
还是随着自己的节奏播吧

3258
02:23:19,733 --> 02:23:20,933
对我昨天没播

3259
02:23:20,933 --> 02:23:23,733
没了主要我一播老快天

3260
02:23:23,733 --> 02:23:25,866
我一快天的都不行了

3261
02:23:26,666 --> 02:23:28,766
算了算了拜拜

3262
02:23:35,866 --> 02:23:36,533
不能钓鱼

3263
02:23:36,533 --> 02:23:39,299
我们直播间就剩这点纯洁性了

3264
02:23:39,300 --> 02:23:40,966
不能挂播不行

3265
02:23:42,133 --> 02:23:42,899
哈哈

3266
02:23:42,900 --> 02:23:44,066
不行不行