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shine bright like a diamond

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by light in the beautiful sea

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i chose to be happy

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you and i you and i

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we're like diamonds in the sky

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you're a shooting star

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i see a vision of ecstasy

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when you hold me i'm alive

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we're like diamonds in the sky

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i knew that we'd become one right away oh right away

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at first sight i felt the energy of sun rays

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i saw the life inside

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so shine bright tonight

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you and i

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we're beautiful

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like diamonds in the sky

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eye to eye so alive

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we're beautiful like Diamonds in the sky shine

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bright like a Diamond shine

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bright like a Diamond啊晚上好

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啊

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等一下等一下哦

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we're beautiful like diamonds in the sky

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palms rise to the universe as we moonshine

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and Molly feel the warmth we'll never die

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啊听我解释

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这是一个意外哎呀

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哎呀不是个意外吧

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这主要是

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主要是由于什么啊

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主要是由于

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主播的钟表总是慢主播一步啊

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主播在写钟表的时候

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怎么会知道主播这个月会两次啊

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我从三度遭遇背叛还两度来生理期啊

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为什么这个月会来两次呢

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我真的很奇怪啊

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是不是别人气主播气的

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我很怀疑啊

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狡辩开始

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没有没有啊

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没有没有狡辩没有狡辩啊

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啊主播主播定了好多闹铃呐

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主播

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主播定了六七个闹铃才把自己搞起来

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主播不愿跟大家描述了你知道吧

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这就不必跟我们说

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虽然你们也不爱听啊

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你真别恶心我了

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我今天还没来得及禁言你呢

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你给我交三份书认出来还你

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别恶心我哎呀

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唉

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小年好还来得及吗

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哎呀新年快乐

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是不是分南小年和北小年啊

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今天是北方的小年还是南方的小年啊

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玩帕鲁玩呢

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我都没玩帕鲁啦

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哈哈哈我都没玩帕鲁了

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真的你们相信主播

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主播也不是每天都泡在帕鲁里面啊

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这个沉迷怕鲁的

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谢谢滑落成年的4个智慧之书

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4个粉玫瑰和两个波波奶茶

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你可你可真真够没的呀

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哎呀你这十连抽的是吧

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下播偷偷玩呗

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心思已经不在学习上了

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你放你的主播

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昨天前天什么时候来着

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怎么刚考完试

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今天下班还得写作业呢

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芳你出来

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你不是本来就没关进去吗

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你不都已经出来了吗

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北小年结束

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竟然是南小年

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祝南方的各位小年快乐

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你们小年吃什么啊

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就玩呗哎呀

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你是不是

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都像主播的妈一样阴阳怪气啊

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老郑你到年龄了是吧

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你也到年龄了啊

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主播怎么玩游戏啊

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主播别以为大过年的

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你玩游戏就没人会发现

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主播主播

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你不加我们Steam好友是不是怕

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哎呀你说在这个修养的时候

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你说在学习的时候

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其实偷偷的在启动幻兽帕鲁

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你怕我们知道

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你怕我们知道

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你在玩游戏没有打开这个

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什么

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这不上线之后不打开这个面部软件

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不打开VTS啊

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一下就来打开什么

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哈哈哈一下就来打开你的幻兽帕鲁

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你就惦记着在这个幻兽帕鲁里

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建你的房子吧

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学也别上了

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班也别上了

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年也别过了

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朋友也别交了啊

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饭也不做了啊

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不会的好吧

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你俩正在玩

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那倒没有吧

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真没有啊

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真没有啊

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谢谢华人的礼物啊

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下次不要再这样了

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下次充点好的出来哈哈哈

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你还有13朵玫瑰

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你是玫瑰王子

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要不都送给主播吧要不都送给主播吧

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哈哈哈

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谢谢你在我快睡着的时候开播了

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反正主播现在的直播

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你们不都说听着听着就会困吗

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也很正常吧

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主播现在这个直播时间

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基本上都是我睡觉之前和我睡醒之后

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啊

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今天主要是就是确实身体不太舒服啊

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呃耶耶你给我的夹子坏了

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能现场给我夹一个吗

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斯密曼塞格拉索菲

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真的很抱歉听到了你的夹子坏掉

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我有什么可以帮助你的吗

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come on i like it like it

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come on哎呀好久没有

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没有那什么

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你咋天天不舒服

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我也不知道为啥

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你有没有发现

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你的弹幕机只有半截

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那是因为我把音乐的

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见到礼物的那一条啊

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删掉了他就只有半截了

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哈哈哈等下我调一下

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谢谢怀年的呃

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两三四 4杯波波奶茶和三本智慧之书

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还有

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罗特菲的两个收藏

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谢谢怀年的

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11朵粉玫瑰

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哇真送啊

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你怎么还藏起来两朵

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哈哈哈好逗你

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奥利给

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哎

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人生中第一次收到11朵粉玫瑰

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你以为你会说

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我会说是怀年送给我的吗

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不是的是是是

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在那个童年时期过情人节的时候

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我说我也要花

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然后我爸爸出去买红玫瑰的时候

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顺便给我带的粉玫瑰啊

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这是主播第一次收到

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虽然最后都都变成了那个送给我妈

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花束里面的花

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但是但是也算是名义上收到过花的吧

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所以说这个这个

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就像是友情巧克力跟恋人巧克力一样

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送粉玫瑰的自动认为是我爹

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句句都是小男友

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原来爸爸这么小就抽盲盒

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哈哈哈哈

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哎你还别说啊主播

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那什么主播

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主播交往小男友的这种小女友的情况

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主播真的没有收到过花哎

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你的小男友怎么没收啊

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主播主播没有收到过花哎

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也不是没有吧

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主播收到过收到过两次花啊

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还有一次不是小男友小女友送的

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别提了哎呀

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主播不想不想分享主播这个伤心事啊

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有点感觉感觉有点有点有点搞笑了

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谢谢华晨的这个粉玫瑰啊

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红灯1202多啊

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thank you喵thank you喵

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你怎么来了就戳我

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老周你是不是心情不好呀

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开把PK吧爹

192
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也不是不行啦

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包赢吗哈哈包

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赢吗我用颤抖的声音讲出来啊

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你今天不会抽到战舰了吧

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你抽到战舰了吧

197
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战舰是不是6倍爆率啊昨天

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差个26 那我要给你发个房管吗

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26级的我荣光加冕

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女生恭喜你成为我们2024

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春节之前啊

202
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不知道是不是最后一个啊

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复活以来第一场PK

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没人问我呀

205
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是吧也没人问我

206
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哈哈哈晚上好

207
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来了就吃我

208
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来了就吃我

209
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我会记得的我会记得的哼

210
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别直播了

211
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跟你小男友过去吧

212
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老头送的

213
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不是不是

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哎呦别提了

215
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26原来有房管吗

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呃也可以没有的

217
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也可以没有的

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是吧

219
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PK要静音对面主播是吗

220
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这下有手动赎罪券了

221
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但是但是房管该上办还是会办的

222
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你好像也没有什么太大的权利

223
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你只能自己把自己放出来

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哈哈哈

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我好卡呀

226
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哎呦这个这个花主播都不想讲

227
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主播对于送花这件事情

228
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还是还是挺那个什么的

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哎

230
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我不是跟大家讲过吗

231
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我说我初中的时候

232
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我最好的朋友是个处女

233
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就是那种有点有点人格分裂

234
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有点阴晴不定了

235
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开心的时候就特别跟你特别好

236
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不开心的时候就那种拉着你的手说啊

237
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宇宙的意义到底是什么

238
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春花秋月何时了啊这个往事知多少

239
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就是这种这种每天拉着你

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呃开重力力场的这种啊

241
00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:30,266
主播

242
00:10:30,266 --> 00:10:33,499
一开始还会非常贴心的为他解决问题

243
00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:35,700
啊想要让他努力的让他开朗起来

244
00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:37,133
我后面发现没有用

245
00:10:37,333 --> 00:10:39,133
因为他开不开心这个东西

246
00:10:39,133 --> 00:10:41,599
就像是主播来不来生理期一样

247
00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:45,099
呃一个月想来一次呃想来两次

248
00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:45,966
这都不是主

249
00:10:45,966 --> 00:10:48,099
播能控制的这个东西

250
00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:50,600
他就会按时按点的发作

251
00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,200
到后面我就呃等一下

252
00:10:52,566 --> 00:10:52,933
等一下等一下

253
00:10:52,933 --> 00:10:56,333
我要看看是不是我室友的车等一下

254
00:11:01,933 --> 00:11:05,266
哈我还没收房租等一下

255
00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:14,800
房东找我等一下我还没付房租呢

256
00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:17,499
哈哈哈啊

257
00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:19,366
我把这个月的房租付完

258
00:11:19,366 --> 00:11:21,333
你们知道我兜里还剩多少钱

259
00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:27,766
我兜里还剩32刀

260
00:11:29,533 --> 00:11:34,266
我现在账户里面付完房租剩下32块

261
00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:44,966
稍等一下稍等一下稍等一下啊

262
00:11:46,566 --> 00:11:48,166
选择收款人

263
00:11:48,366 --> 00:11:50,599
把我的房东叫出来

264
00:11:50,866 --> 00:11:51,966
如履薄冰

265
00:11:51,966 --> 00:11:53,933
哈哈哈啊

266
00:11:53,933 --> 00:11:55,933
昨天昨天我还

267
00:11:58,100 --> 00:11:58,900
哎

268
00:12:00,100 --> 00:12:01,400
骗室友的总就好了

269
00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:03,133
不能骗室友的米啊

270
00:12:03,466 --> 00:12:06,499
昨天我们出去那个什么的时候

271
00:12:06,733 --> 00:12:09,533
还是还是他给我付的

272
00:12:15,566 --> 00:12:16,266
正好哎

273
00:12:16,266 --> 00:12:18,466
我包里面的钱啊

274
00:12:18,466 --> 00:12:22,499
假设我的房租是这个一个月1,0001,500张

275
00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:22,666
啊

276
00:12:22,666 --> 00:12:25,966
我现在包里面就只剩下一千五百零一

277
00:12:25,966 --> 00:12:26,733
这一块钱

278
00:12:26,733 --> 00:12:30,333
还是HSF电子转账费用啊

279
00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:32,100
啊整整好好

280
00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:35,933
我现在我现在包里面剩家园0.24元

281
00:12:35,933 --> 00:12:36,899
我天呐

282
00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:38,700
哈

283
00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:41,766
哈哈哇

284
00:12:43,866 --> 00:12:48,533
主包对于钱的掌控一次次有点太强了

285
00:12:48,866 --> 00:12:50,299
我好强大

286
00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:54,700
啥房子1,500了

287
00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:55,100
没有没有

288
00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:56,166
我举个例子

289
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:57,366
我举个例子

290
00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:06,666
主播

291
00:13:06,666 --> 00:13:09,866
又不能把这个房东的房租的实数

292
00:13:09,866 --> 00:13:10,766
那什么了

293
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:13,866
只有少个0.24不是尬住了

294
00:13:13,866 --> 00:13:15,666
少个0.24转不出去了

295
00:13:15,666 --> 00:13:17,899
懂吧有时候一分钱难倒英雄汉

296
00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:19,466
就是这样的情况啊

297
00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:21,366
哈哈哈哦

298
00:13:21,366 --> 00:13:22,766
我刚才那什么呀

299
00:13:22,766 --> 00:13:25,299
我刚才我刚才去转房租了

300
00:13:25,700 --> 00:13:26,933
我忘记了

301
00:13:26,966 --> 00:13:27,933
死命8岁

302
00:13:28,966 --> 00:13:32,533
哈哈哈怎么每个月都会忘记呢

303
00:13:32,533 --> 00:13:34,566
我真是猪米巴巴的

304
00:13:34,566 --> 00:13:36,533
昨天还在想这件事情

305
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:41,466
昨天从那个什么我们出门

306
00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:43,933
因为我室友之前开组会

307
00:13:43,933 --> 00:13:45,299
然后我也考试呢

308
00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:48,300
我们好不容易腾出了一个晚上有空出

309
00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:49,866
去吃了点好吃的

310
00:13:49,866 --> 00:13:51,366
帮她庆祝生日

311
00:13:51,566 --> 00:13:53,799
我出门之前还挺正常的

312
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,566
出门之前身体一点不舒服的症状都没

313
00:13:56,566 --> 00:13:57,266
什么有啊

314
00:13:57,266 --> 00:13:58,066
你知道吧

315
00:13:58,466 --> 00:14:00,266
都没有当逼

316
00:14:00,266 --> 00:14:03,199
房租要成三吗哈哈哈

317
00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:05,999
哎幸好

318
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:06,933
那什么幸好

319
00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:10,966
房东来我们家里面放他的家具的时候

320
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:12,800
那个时候我没醒着

321
00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:13,900
我也没上班

322
00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:14,866
我要上班了

323
00:14:14,866 --> 00:14:16,466
万一他再知道行规

324
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:19,333
他把我当兵的房租也承拆了怎么办

325
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:20,700
你这个场地啊

326
00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:21,933
本来你是私用的

327
00:14:21,933 --> 00:14:23,766
只用来住你自己是吧

328
00:14:23,766 --> 00:14:26,099
只用来呃洗你自己的澡

329
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:27,966
只用来挂你自己的衣服

330
00:14:27,966 --> 00:14:29,066
现在不行了

331
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:32,100
他在这个房子里面还有一个机魂啊

332
00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:33,200
还有一个皮套

333
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:36,400
呃还有一个作为你工作室的用处

334
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:37,466
那这个房租

335
00:14:37,466 --> 00:14:39,966
哈哈哈因为他是商业用地

336
00:14:40,900 --> 00:14:42,666
所以你要成山啊

337
00:14:42,666 --> 00:14:43,899
应该应该不会吧

338
00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:44,966
应该不会啊

339
00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:48,733
这个是有合同的

340
00:14:48,733 --> 00:14:49,999
有合同的啊

341
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,400
还住了咽炎人

342
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:52,733
咽炎人有抑郁症啊

343
00:14:52,733 --> 00:14:54,299
我就就不说这个了

344
00:14:54,300 --> 00:14:57,900
哈哈哈也让人一次次有点抑郁症啊

345
00:14:57,900 --> 00:14:58,700
水电也忘

346
00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:00,200
水电不是我的

347
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:01,600
水电不是我忘的

348
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,266
我看大家刚才我交房租的时候

349
00:15:03,266 --> 00:15:04,199
都说了什么

350
00:15:04,466 --> 00:15:05,999
有没有人偷偷在骂我

351
00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:07,333
苹果不卡

352
00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:08,666
本来就没卡

353
00:15:09,266 --> 00:15:10,133
本来没卡

354
00:15:10,133 --> 00:15:12,166
他只是因为那什么呀

355
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,100
人只是因为

356
00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:17,700
主播把那个面补的设备拿去交房租了

357
00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:18,900
拿去顶账了

358
00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:21,300
谢谢杜某kila的粉丝团灯牌

359
00:15:21,466 --> 00:15:24,266
怎么有人这个版本还在送粉丝团灯牌

360
00:15:24,266 --> 00:15:25,399
啊为什么

361
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,866
生理期还能一个月两次的吗

362
00:15:28,866 --> 00:15:30,566
啊我也不知道为什么

363
00:15:30,866 --> 00:15:32,266
主播也不知道为什么

364
00:15:32,266 --> 00:15:34,666
这个月就生理期两次

365
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,466
我其实是有一个规律的

366
00:15:36,466 --> 00:15:37,733
就是在考试

367
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:41,800
考试的时候我一定会来这个生理期

368
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,066
但这次就是在

369
00:15:43,066 --> 00:15:44,199
考试前一周来

370
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,000
然后很快的就走掉了

371
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,666
我还以为是这次

372
00:15:48,666 --> 00:15:50,699
终于摆脱了这个规律呢

373
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:53,366
结果他又在我考试当天又回来了

374
00:15:55,966 --> 00:15:57,866
这不能怪我吧

375
00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,900
这我也很奇怪啊

376
00:15:59,900 --> 00:16:01,933
算了这没有办法总结啊

377
00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:03,700
啊

378
00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:07,666
现在是不是得想想下个月的房租那

379
00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:08,333
是啊

380
00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:11,066
现在这不都得想想下个月的房租吗

381
00:16:11,266 --> 00:16:12,066
啊

382
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,666
唉不说了不说了

383
00:16:15,666 --> 00:16:19,166
PK玩法启动啊就关闭对面麦克风

384
00:16:19,166 --> 00:16:20,266
一气呵成

385
00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:25,133
主播被同化成重点了吗

386
00:16:25,133 --> 00:16:28,133
对我就是讲我那个玫瑰花的事情

387
00:16:28,366 --> 00:16:30,166
可能已经有人听过了

388
00:16:30,166 --> 00:16:31,866
就是我初中那个时候

389
00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:35,500
呃因为我当时待人还是蛮真诚的嘛

390
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:38,500
而且我也不太懂什么什么女通不通

391
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:40,866
新不新恋不恋的东西啊

392
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:44,133
我当时就把人家当成我比较好的朋友

393
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:45,899
完了当成我最好的朋友吧

394
00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:48,200
经常有什么事情都跟对方说呀

395
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:49,466
什么什么之类的

396
00:16:49,966 --> 00:16:51,599
我后面我实在受不了了

397
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,300
我受不了他阴晴不定

398
00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:55,566
然后受不了老哄他了

399
00:16:55,766 --> 00:16:57,533
我一开始就觉得他不开心

400
00:16:57,533 --> 00:17:00,533
那我是他朋友我就应该哄哄他嘛

401
00:17:00,566 --> 00:17:02,666
哄完之后他开心我也开心

402
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:05,800
我后面发现啊她不开心又不是我惹的

403
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:08,100
凭什么要我每次都哄她呀

404
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,766
那我又不是一个无底洞是吧

405
00:17:10,766 --> 00:17:12,333
我又不是无底洞

406
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,933
我我为什么每次都要哄你啊

407
00:17:15,066 --> 00:17:18,066
后面这个这个我还有几个朋友啊

408
00:17:18,066 --> 00:17:20,999
我跟人家一说人家都说我是大怨种

409
00:17:21,266 --> 00:17:23,766
我说那好吧那我是大怨种

410
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:26,966
呃那我就不哄了吧

411
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,600
不哄了之后我们俩就冷战

412
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:32,366
冷战之后到了上高中的那个时候啊

413
00:17:32,366 --> 00:17:34,166
我们还是同一个高中

414
00:17:34,166 --> 00:17:37,899
但是就不是不是那什么了不是呃

415
00:17:39,366 --> 00:17:41,166
不是同一个班级了

416
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,100
结果忽然有

417
00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:45,933
一天啊他这个约我出来出来看电影

418
00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:49,066
说那出来看电影就看电影吧

419
00:17:49,133 --> 00:17:49,899
看完了之后

420
00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:52,666
他从包里面掏了一朵玫瑰花出来

421
00:17:52,666 --> 00:17:55,699
还有这个女生写的那种小长信啊

422
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:59,699
写了写了两三页我都忘了什么内容了

423
00:17:59,966 --> 00:18:03,366
然后问我说他觉得他现在已经长大了

424
00:18:03,366 --> 00:18:04,199
成熟了啊

425
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:07,000
是不是这个呃呃

426
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,066
以前觉得他性格不稳定啊对我特别不

427
00:18:10,066 --> 00:18:11,299
不特别特别不好

428
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:14,766
问我说可不可以这个这个和好啊

429
00:18:14,766 --> 00:18:16,766
然后我觉得挺挺吓人的

430
00:18:16,766 --> 00:18:18,399
你说你这和好就和好吧

431
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:21,000
哪有人拿玫瑰花来和好的呀

432
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:21,800
我说呃呃呃

433
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,766
你这个呃呃不还是

434
00:18:23,766 --> 00:18:25,566
还是还是还是不太行

435
00:18:25,566 --> 00:18:28,366
哈哈哈哈这么小

436
00:18:28,366 --> 00:18:29,399
木中雪菜

437
00:18:29,466 --> 00:18:31,699
其实我当时还是挺有怨气的

438
00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:33,900
只是时隔多年我已经记不太住了

439
00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:34,766
你知道吧

440
00:18:35,566 --> 00:18:38,533
时隔多年我其实已经记不太住了

441
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:39,900
要活多久

442
00:18:39,933 --> 00:18:43,199
什么32 还可以打个ID哈哈哈

443
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:48,733
我那个时候因为我们老吵架老吵架

444
00:18:48,733 --> 00:18:50,733
老吵架我还蛮有怨气的

445
00:18:50,733 --> 00:18:52,199
他老背刺我

446
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:55,699
主播这人就很轴啊哎呀

447
00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,366
虽然在判断跟一个人的关系的时候啊

448
00:19:00,366 --> 00:19:01,966
然后会非常机敏

449
00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:03,666
但是一旦觉得

450
00:19:03,666 --> 00:19:05,599
我已经得出了一个

451
00:19:05,733 --> 00:19:07,533
可以继续下去的结论了

452
00:19:07,533 --> 00:19:11,366
我就很难去打破这个这个这个关系

453
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:12,666
就比如说嫣然

454
00:19:12,666 --> 00:19:13,499
你看嫣然

455
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:15,300
嫣然现在天天来骂我

456
00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:15,500
但是

457
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:18,466
我还是很难改变对嫣然很好的印象啊

458
00:19:18,466 --> 00:19:20,599
是吧嫣然天天发癫

459
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,266
呃我也觉得嫣然啊

460
00:19:22,266 --> 00:19:23,933
其实也还不错是吧

461
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,166
就会就会这样子

462
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:27,699
主播怎么吃猫罐头

463
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,333
我昨天还买了俩呢

464
00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:32,566
泰式辣味猫罐头啊

465
00:19:32,566 --> 00:19:34,966
挺好吃的哈哈

466
00:19:36,766 --> 00:19:37,499
我是我是

467
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:38,866
你爹哦

468
00:19:38,866 --> 00:19:41,733
我室友他也没有家园了

469
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,733
他交学费的时候不

470
00:19:43,733 --> 00:19:46,066
小心给学校交了两次钱

471
00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:49,500
现在钱就卡在学校账户里面出不来

472
00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:50,500
我也是

473
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:54,200
我交学费的时候不小心多交了几千刀

474
00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:55,966
哈哈哈

475
00:19:55,966 --> 00:19:58,666
我们俩学校账户你现在都有钱啊

476
00:19:58,666 --> 00:20:00,333
但是钱又提不出来

477
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:03,766
只能就下次上学的时候再再那什么啊

478
00:20:04,366 --> 00:20:05,166
哎呀

479
00:20:06,366 --> 00:20:07,966
彻底为了考试再来一次

480
00:20:07,966 --> 00:20:08,866
搞不好烟云

481
00:20:08,866 --> 00:20:10,099
气死我了

482
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,266
开店怎么还要自己交学费

483
00:20:13,266 --> 00:20:15,166
也不是不是自己交学费

484
00:20:15,166 --> 00:20:17,933
就是有那种学杂费啊

485
00:20:17,933 --> 00:20:23,266
学校还带一些那个什么呃税务啊

486
00:20:23,266 --> 00:20:25,366
然后什么什么乱七八糟的

487
00:20:25,366 --> 00:20:26,499
除了学费之外

488
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:29,333
其他会有一张很长的费用单子

489
00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:31,199
虽然加起来也就这项十几块

490
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:32,533
那项几十块的

491
00:20:33,133 --> 00:20:35,966
他说暑假或者寒假的时候

492
00:20:36,066 --> 00:20:37,466
学校会发一笔钱

493
00:20:37,466 --> 00:20:38,799
把这个抵扣掉

494
00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:41,733
只是需要自己先提前交上

495
00:20:41,733 --> 00:20:43,666
然后假期的时候才会把钱发回来

496
00:20:43,666 --> 00:20:46,299
啊不是直接从每个月

497
00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:48,566
不是啊不是我不是这样的

498
00:20:48,566 --> 00:20:49,699
每个学校不一样

499
00:20:51,666 --> 00:20:53,399
哎呀真猪逼吧

500
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,666
真猪逼吧

501
00:20:56,866 --> 00:20:59,199
我到现在没开过这个PK

502
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:02,800
主要还是因为主播不想跟对面说话

503
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,300
主播打PK不想跟对面说话

504
00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:07,366
也不想听到对面讲话

505
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,766
那如果我把麦克风关了的话

506
00:21:09,766 --> 00:21:12,566
我说话对面会会听得到吗

507
00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:14,366
他一定会听到吗

508
00:21:16,466 --> 00:21:19,999
经典PK已开通双方主播语音连线

509
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:23,733
那如果我匹配的话我会那个什么吗

510
00:21:23,766 --> 00:21:25,199
我我我按

511
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,366
为什么主播念我大哥

512
00:21:30,366 --> 00:21:32,066
念到英文前面就停了

513
00:21:32,066 --> 00:21:33,399
我不想读啊

514
00:21:34,466 --> 00:21:35,666
闭麦对面

515
00:21:35,666 --> 00:21:36,766
对面也会闭麦

516
00:21:36,766 --> 00:21:38,199
你的是这样啊

517
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:39,533
那好吧那好吧

518
00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:41,766
你可以直接静音对面

519
00:21:41,966 --> 00:21:44,699
但是对面听到我说话也很尴尬吧

520
00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:47,400
我怀疑主播现在杂财力有所限制

521
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:48,200
就是因为

522
00:21:48,466 --> 00:21:49,566
就是因为什么

523
00:21:49,566 --> 00:21:50,666
就是因为现在

524
00:21:50,666 --> 00:21:54,266
哎呦现在在在在在在

525
00:21:54,266 --> 00:21:55,266
那个什么呀

526
00:21:55,266 --> 00:21:57,399
在在家里面直播的时候

527
00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:00,200
哈哈哈老有人能听到

528
00:22:00,733 --> 00:22:02,199
可以每天打一把

529
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,533
又免费乱斗都有概率能赢

530
00:22:04,566 --> 00:22:06,533
真的吗真的吗

531
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:14,266
刚才是谁叫主播开开PK的

532
00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:16,599
哈哈哈哎

533
00:22:17,466 --> 00:22:18,866
你们带的这个什么

534
00:22:18,866 --> 00:22:20,999
你们带的那个前缀

535
00:22:21,133 --> 00:22:22,966
那个称号是哪里来的

536
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:26,600
你可以相信对面也会直接禁言你

537
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:27,600
真的

538
00:22:28,566 --> 00:22:30,699
但是他现在改成这种

539
00:22:30,700 --> 00:22:34,100
就是默认两边麦克风打开的情况

540
00:22:34,100 --> 00:22:36,766
我觉得对射孔还是挺不友好的

541
00:22:36,766 --> 00:22:39,366
尤其对主报这样的射孔啊

542
00:22:39,700 --> 00:22:41,366
还是蛮不友好的

543
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:49,700
没有人又想打PK又不想跟对面讲话吗

544
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,666
我发现好多小妹

545
00:22:51,666 --> 00:22:52,366
他们PK

546
00:22:52,366 --> 00:22:57,399
都是直接跟对面那个屏幕共享的

547
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:58,933
妈呀我一看我就害怕

548
00:22:58,933 --> 00:23:00,133
哈哈哈

549
00:23:01,066 --> 00:23:03,866
你每天一把段位不会太高

550
00:23:03,866 --> 00:23:06,499
也会有不少概率乱斗凯赢哦

551
00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:08,933
现在进入研究室续费的舰长

552
00:23:08,933 --> 00:23:10,099
后者雅丽盖德

553
00:23:10,100 --> 00:23:11,900
你是一个很好很好的人耶

554
00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:15,366
哈哈原来你是每天3号续费啊

555
00:23:17,933 --> 00:23:18,933
我超好的

556
00:23:18,966 --> 00:23:20,133
感谢支持

557
00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:22,933
我们2月份的那个见长礼物

558
00:23:22,933 --> 00:23:24,666
还没有完全设计完呢

559
00:23:24,666 --> 00:23:25,599
加班吧

560
00:23:26,566 --> 00:23:27,866
嗯 10分钟

561
00:23:27,866 --> 00:23:30,866
可以啊今天本来不就是我们

562
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,733
呃没人想哭啦啊

563
00:23:33,733 --> 00:23:37,666
一次性给主播上了6个月的建造

564
00:23:38,866 --> 00:23:40,566
然后主播加的班嘛

565
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:44,066
今天本来不就是舰长加班场嘛

566
00:23:44,266 --> 00:23:47,766
看看今天要是有很多很多舰长的话

567
00:23:47,966 --> 00:23:50,466
就会直接凑成一场啊嗯

568
00:23:51,866 --> 00:23:52,599
现在星期天

569
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,266
好的 10朵小花花

570
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:55,099
你或者你

571
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:57,066
哎应该多感谢支持

572
00:23:57,533 --> 00:24:00,499
我本来今天想看看那个网络春晚的

573
00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:02,533
毕竟人在外面吗

574
00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:04,899
也没有什么其他的年味了

575
00:24:05,166 --> 00:24:08,133
都是一些人喊我说要不要什么

576
00:24:08,366 --> 00:24:10,766
要不要跟家里面啊说说祝

577
00:24:10,766 --> 00:24:12,933
祝小年快乐啊

578
00:24:12,933 --> 00:24:15,333
我说为什么我热爱的全体大家没人理

579
00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:18,299
我热爱人说因为今年大家都在过年

580
00:24:18,300 --> 00:24:20,466
都在过小年呢我说哎

581
00:24:21,900 --> 00:24:24,300
哦原来今天就已经开始过年了吗

582
00:24:24,300 --> 00:24:27,100
哈哈我还在想呢

583
00:24:27,100 --> 00:24:29,100
这帮游戏的那个什么卧槽

584
00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:30,300
谢谢饭团面

585
00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:33,000
在主播的直播间开通了舰长

586
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,966
今天是他陪伴主播的第91天啊

587
00:24:35,966 --> 00:24:38,133
卧槽爹碰到你

588
00:24:38,133 --> 00:24:38,999
奥利卡豆

589
00:24:39,266 --> 00:24:40,933
谢谢饭团的舰长

590
00:24:41,533 --> 00:24:42,066
你是不是

591
00:24:42,066 --> 00:24:43,466
欢迎回来呀

592
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:45,700
哈哈欢迎回来

593
00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:49,166
你哦好久没看主播了

594
00:24:49,166 --> 00:24:50,699
没有吧心态挺好

595
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,333
我记得你前两天也来了

596
00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:54,599
你只是没有发弹幕而已啊

597
00:24:54,933 --> 00:24:56,533
今天去秋婚宴了

598
00:24:56,533 --> 00:24:58,333
怎么挑今天结婚啊

599
00:24:59,100 --> 00:25:01,566
不过现在婚宴到底是个什么标准啊

600
00:25:01,566 --> 00:25:02,999
你们去吃婚宴的时候

601
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,500
是不是会比较关注有什么喝的

602
00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:06,366
有什么吃的

603
00:25:06,366 --> 00:25:07,599
其实不太关注

604
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:10,566
结婚典礼的时候会有什么样的环节呀

605
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,200
今天是南方小年来着

606
00:25:13,333 --> 00:25:16,699
南方小年会不会吃一些什么呃

607
00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:20,200
肉馅汤圆之类的东西啊

608
00:25:21,933 --> 00:25:23,466
不会吧哎

609
00:25:23,466 --> 00:25:25,733
肉馅汤圆到底是谁在吃啊

610
00:25:25,733 --> 00:25:26,199
这玩意

611
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:29,966
应该也是一个节气的这个食品吧

612
00:25:30,366 --> 00:25:31,399
被记住了

613
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,300
开心啊

614
00:25:33,300 --> 00:25:35,300
我主播主播一直都知道的

615
00:25:35,300 --> 00:25:36,733
别以为主播不知道

616
00:25:36,733 --> 00:25:38,133
主播一直都知道

617
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:41,700
主播只是不会没事在直播间念叨这些

618
00:25:41,700 --> 00:25:42,966
都总不能谁一来

619
00:25:42,966 --> 00:25:45,266
主播就发挥自己的重力立场啊

620
00:25:45,966 --> 00:25:47,399
啊这不是那个谁谁吗

621
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:49,333
是吧你前天来了

622
00:25:49,366 --> 00:25:51,366
昨天早上也来了啊

623
00:25:51,366 --> 00:25:52,399
大前天也来了

624
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:53,166
还说要给我上

625
00:25:53,166 --> 00:25:53,966
舰长

626
00:25:54,066 --> 00:25:57,399
怎么现在都没看到你的名字变蓝呢啊

627
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:58,933
我都已经等了你三场了

628
00:25:58,933 --> 00:26:00,566
你还要我等多久

629
00:26:00,900 --> 00:26:03,300
主播不会永远等下去

630
00:26:03,300 --> 00:26:05,566
主播的等待也是有限的

631
00:26:06,100 --> 00:26:07,333
你到底什么时候回来

632
00:26:07,333 --> 00:26:08,199
我实在忍不

633
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:08,866
住了快问

634
00:26:08,866 --> 00:26:09,733
问你一下

635
00:26:09,766 --> 00:26:11,099
总不能这样问是吧

636
00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:11,900
啊

637
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:15,566
肉馅汤圆真好吃嗯

638
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,733
要吐了哈哈哈

639
00:26:19,733 --> 00:26:22,699
要吐了你们都是哪的IP啊

640
00:26:22,700 --> 00:26:24,200
肉馅汤也好吃

641
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:26,900
肉汤圆吃几个还行

642
00:26:26,900 --> 00:26:27,733
一直吃不行

643
00:26:27,733 --> 00:26:30,866
我没有办法把肉跟汤圆联系在一起啊

644
00:26:30,866 --> 00:26:31,399
准确来说

645
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,500
我没有办法把肉跟糯米

646
00:26:33,900 --> 00:26:36,200
糯米粉制成的东西联系在一起

647
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:39,666
那汤圆的外皮四舍五入不就是麻薯吗

648
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,600
麻薯不是纯纯的甜点心吗

649
00:26:42,733 --> 00:26:44,133
那甜点心的话

650
00:26:44,133 --> 00:26:46,899
如果你能想象一个麻薯

651
00:26:47,166 --> 00:26:50,166
带汤的麻薯或者牛奶麻薯

652
00:26:50,166 --> 00:26:53,133
然后跟跟肉馅放在一起吗

653
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:57,333
真的不会很诡异吗

654
00:26:57,333 --> 00:27:01,266
这种滑溜溜的口感配上那种外皮

655
00:27:02,766 --> 00:27:04,799
比芝麻汤圆好吃

656
00:27:04,866 --> 00:27:06,366
芝麻的容易腻

657
00:27:08,966 --> 00:27:11,333
你们不会吃那种三拼的汤圆吗

658
00:27:11,466 --> 00:27:15,866
黑芝麻黑糯米加上那个花生馅混馅的

659
00:27:15,866 --> 00:27:19,099
这个雪月冰月的小花泥或者两粒大豆

660
00:27:19,100 --> 00:27:20,133
感谢支持

661
00:27:20,533 --> 00:27:22,733
我更喜欢小的芝麻汤圆

662
00:27:22,733 --> 00:27:23,599
有没有吃

663
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,666
汤圆是吃那种没有馅的

664
00:27:25,666 --> 00:27:27,966
什么桂花酒酿圆子啊

665
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,900
我前两天还看什么啊

666
00:27:32,933 --> 00:27:36,466
宝藏留学生甜品食谱

667
00:27:36,566 --> 00:27:38,866
只需要一口煮锅

668
00:27:39,266 --> 00:27:40,566
原地组装

669
00:27:40,566 --> 00:27:41,866
2分钟吃到

670
00:27:41,866 --> 00:27:47,799
秒杀本地所有甜品店的超级甜品啊

671
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:50,333
这个上面写了四个大字留字必备

672
00:27:50,333 --> 00:27:52,533
我慌慌张张的点进去

673
00:27:52,733 --> 00:27:55,133
发现他教学的办法是

674
00:27:55,300 --> 00:27:57,766
买一瓶那个酸奶啊

675
00:27:57,766 --> 00:28:02,533
然后这个买一个速冻的桂花小丸子

676
00:28:03,100 --> 00:28:04,900
就那种没有馅的汤圆

677
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,866
把那个没有馅的汤圆煮一煮啊

678
00:28:07,933 --> 00:28:11,333
然后把这个这个丸子泡到酸奶里面

679
00:28:11,466 --> 00:28:13,999
最好再加上自己家里面不吃的

680
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,666
什么花生酱啊

681
00:28:15,666 --> 00:28:18,199
果酱或者什么什么之类的

682
00:28:18,733 --> 00:28:20,666
然后下面的各个IP

683
00:28:20,666 --> 00:28:22,966
天南海北的名字都在说

684
00:28:23,100 --> 00:28:24,733
哇谢谢博主

685
00:28:24,733 --> 00:28:25,899
这就去买啊

686
00:28:25,900 --> 00:28:27,366
马上下楼买酸奶

687
00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:29,166
试过了真的好吃

688
00:28:29,166 --> 00:28:30,933
我的甜品味有救了

689
00:28:30,933 --> 00:28:33,499
我就说我们大家过的都是什么日子啊

690
00:28:33,500 --> 00:28:34,866
这不是来留学的吧

691
00:28:34,866 --> 00:28:36,333
这是来流放的吧

692
00:28:37,666 --> 00:28:41,166
我们自己到底过着些什么日子啊

693
00:28:42,566 --> 00:28:44,933
慌慌张张点进来的我

694
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,466
期待着这是什么大餐的我

695
00:28:47,466 --> 00:28:49,866
真的感到了一些心寒啊

696
00:28:50,533 --> 00:28:51,333
唉

697
00:28:52,366 --> 00:28:53,766
因为我懒得煲

698
00:28:53,766 --> 00:28:54,799
自己买糯米粉

699
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,366
都是做小汤圆

700
00:28:56,866 --> 00:28:59,699
糯米粉这个东西还是蛮常用的

701
00:28:59,700 --> 00:29:00,700
常用就常用

702
00:29:00,700 --> 00:29:02,566
在你家没有它的时候

703
00:29:02,566 --> 00:29:05,299
你看的每一个甜品菜谱都要用到它

704
00:29:05,366 --> 00:29:06,899
但是你家有它的时候呢

705
00:29:06,900 --> 00:29:08,000
它就会一直在那里

706
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,100
你永远不知道拿它到底做点什么

707
00:29:11,866 --> 00:29:14,066
那个桂花小圆子有吃过

708
00:29:14,066 --> 00:29:15,933
得配酒酿一起吃

709
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,533
酒酿到底是什么东西啊

710
00:29:18,733 --> 00:29:20,866
它是一种米汤吗

711
00:29:22,100 --> 00:29:24,566
我好像依稀是吃过酒酿

712
00:29:24,566 --> 00:29:26,666
但是我不知道酒酿是什么

713
00:29:26,666 --> 00:29:27,699
它是米汤

714
00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:30,800
还是我

715
00:29:42,700 --> 00:29:46,800
哎我们今天是不是得把那个加班

716
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:48,300
加班写在边上

717
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:50,566
我看一下

718
00:29:50,566 --> 00:29:54,499
今天有饭团的加班和和

719
00:29:56,566 --> 00:29:59,333
好将来研究室的加班啊

720
00:29:59,333 --> 00:30:00,999
我们今天加20分钟

721
00:30:02,533 --> 00:30:04,866
我只知道甜米酒和

722
00:30:04,866 --> 00:30:06,399
这个字念什么呀

723
00:30:07,533 --> 00:30:08,333
老老

724
00:30:10,166 --> 00:30:11,266
这字念什么

725
00:30:15,666 --> 00:30:17,899
我和你一起

726
00:30:22,966 --> 00:30:23,766
走

727
00:30:24,333 --> 00:30:25,266
啊我读对了

728
00:30:25,266 --> 00:30:27,499
我好厉害哇

729
00:30:30,866 --> 00:30:35,099
酒酿是用糯米饭加入酒药发酵而成的

730
00:30:36,966 --> 00:30:38,899
总之就是一种甜品吧

731
00:30:39,066 --> 00:30:39,933
章鱼的没有

732
00:30:39,933 --> 00:30:40,799
我读对了

733
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:41,866
我读对了

734
00:30:46,366 --> 00:30:47,999
主播都不敢开口了

735
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,733
哎呦你们都把主播好好一个孩子

736
00:30:50,733 --> 00:30:51,699
都搞出什么

737
00:30:51,700 --> 00:30:53,766
搞出那个PTSD了

738
00:30:54,333 --> 00:30:56,899
主播一开口就疑心噎噎人

739
00:30:56,900 --> 00:30:59,266
又要嘲笑主播是藏獒了

740
00:31:04,366 --> 00:31:05,133
本来主播

741
00:31:05,133 --> 00:31:08,499
主播是很自信很大方的一个小女孩的

742
00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:10,366
现在被大家搞的啊

743
00:31:10,366 --> 00:31:11,499
英语也不敢读

744
00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:12,666
中文也不敢读

745
00:31:12,666 --> 00:31:14,933
主要是自己真不认识哈哈

746
00:31:16,300 --> 00:31:21,600
见者加分20分耶

747
00:31:23,333 --> 00:31:25,566
就是糯米用酒曲发酵

748
00:31:25,566 --> 00:31:26,899
只发酵出糖

749
00:31:26,900 --> 00:31:28,533
不发酵到酒精

750
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,533
应该也会喝醉了吧

751
00:31:31,533 --> 00:31:32,466
这种东西

752
00:31:32,966 --> 00:31:36,299
有没有喝完了这个之后酒驾啊

753
00:31:36,300 --> 00:31:40,733
不是上开车上路被判酒驾的呀有吗

754
00:31:47,766 --> 00:31:51,099
为什么BGM这么这么这么那什么呀

755
00:31:51,666 --> 00:31:52,933
这么燃啊

756
00:31:55,300 --> 00:31:58,200
醉不了这个主播喝菠萝啤都会醉哎

757
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:00,800
但是喝菠萝啤都会醉哎

758
00:32:03,933 --> 00:32:05,466
有没有一种可能性

759
00:32:05,466 --> 00:32:08,099
就是给自己下心理暗示啊

760
00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:11,333
这个心理暗示还是很有效的哎

761
00:32:11,666 --> 00:32:13,999
这个时候就不得不提到一些什么

762
00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:15,600
哎我算了

763
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:16,800
主播看着有点花

764
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:17,766
可能你们你们

765
00:32:17,766 --> 00:32:19,966
你们没怎么看过这种东西啊

766
00:32:20,333 --> 00:32:21,599
你没有看过那种

767
00:32:21,733 --> 00:32:24,733
早在什么小南娘文学流行之前啊

768
00:32:24,733 --> 00:32:27,199
早在小南娘入侵现实之前

769
00:32:27,500 --> 00:32:29,000
主播就会看到一些

770
00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:36,266
呃呃就是那种借梗写文的

771
00:32:36,266 --> 00:32:37,199
你们有没有

772
00:32:37,733 --> 00:32:38,666
有没有看过啊

773
00:32:38,666 --> 00:32:40,066
我已经很委婉了

774
00:32:40,066 --> 00:32:41,666
就没有弹幕主动提出来

775
00:32:41,666 --> 00:32:43,066
主播要说的是什么吧

776
00:32:43,066 --> 00:32:44,533
哈哈哈哈

777
00:32:45,666 --> 00:32:47,733
就是那种所谓的什么啊

778
00:32:47,733 --> 00:32:50,999
这个兔子有有假孕的现象啊

779
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,933
所以说这个有的时候你摸摸它

780
00:32:52,933 --> 00:32:54,899
它就会它就会这个这个

781
00:32:54,900 --> 00:32:55,733
以为自己怀

782
00:32:55,733 --> 00:32:57,333
孕了它就会去抱窝

783
00:32:57,766 --> 00:33:00,366
或者是家里面养的那个宠物小鸟啊

784
00:33:00,366 --> 00:33:01,199
小鹦鹉

785
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:04,366
你没事老摸它它就会觉得自己怀孕了

786
00:33:04,366 --> 00:33:06,499
就会胸大啊之类的

787
00:33:06,566 --> 00:33:09,966
没有看过这种以这种梗为开头的文吧

788
00:33:10,066 --> 00:33:12,199
我一般都是男生啊

789
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,866
就一直给他下心理暗示

790
00:33:15,266 --> 00:33:18,299
就是跟他说怀孕了怀孕了

791
00:33:18,300 --> 00:33:20,566
然后男生就会有这种这种情况

792
00:33:20,966 --> 00:33:23,166
男的就会以为自己真的怀孕了

793
00:33:23,166 --> 00:33:23,766
然后就会

794
00:33:23,766 --> 00:33:26,066
就会就会有一些这个孕期的反应啊

795
00:33:26,066 --> 00:33:27,333
但其实是不会有的

796
00:33:27,333 --> 00:33:31,533
就算是主播什么主播喝那个醪糟

797
00:33:31,533 --> 00:33:33,066
他本质上来说他没有酒精

798
00:33:33,066 --> 00:33:35,133
他是不应该有这种呃

799
00:33:35,133 --> 00:33:36,366
喝醉了的反应的

800
00:33:36,366 --> 00:33:37,533
但是心里暗示呢

801
00:33:37,533 --> 00:33:39,799
就会有这种情况啊不是

802
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:42,300
你们怎么都不知道我想说什么呀

803
00:33:44,266 --> 00:33:45,866
怎么到了这个时候还在问号啊

804
00:33:45,866 --> 00:33:48,666
我觉得我应该是闻弦音而知雅意

805
00:33:48,666 --> 00:33:52,099
你们一听主播说心里暗示啊之类的

806
00:33:52,100 --> 00:33:54,733
就应该知道主播想说的是什么东西吧

807
00:33:54,733 --> 00:33:56,766
哈哈哈你可少看点

808
00:33:56,766 --> 00:33:58,366
不要了我已经不看了

809
00:33:58,366 --> 00:34:00,533
哎呀主播主播已经不看不要了

810
00:34:00,533 --> 00:34:01,599
主播为了更像女生

811
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:02,966
还在玩英语游戏呢

812
00:34:02,966 --> 00:34:05,133
主播很很感动吧

813
00:34:05,133 --> 00:34:06,899
没看过玩的挺欢

814
00:34:06,900 --> 00:34:07,533
可不咋的

815
00:34:07,533 --> 00:34:09,666
可这个还真没看过哦

816
00:34:09,666 --> 00:34:11,533
早年不怎么进网的

817
00:34:11,533 --> 00:34:14,733
那个时候大家真是什么都敢写啊

818
00:34:14,733 --> 00:34:15,399
哎呀

819
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:18,333
让幼小的我心灵受到了强大的震撼

820
00:34:18,333 --> 00:34:21,366
现在就有点就不是很敢写的那个意思

821
00:34:21,366 --> 00:34:22,166
哎呀不行

822
00:34:23,133 --> 00:34:25,933
现在的这个文学就稍微差那么一点啊

823
00:34:25,933 --> 00:34:27,199
晚上好小咖啡

824
00:34:29,866 --> 00:34:31,366
这个还真没看过

825
00:34:31,366 --> 00:34:33,566
总之就差不多一个意思吧

826
00:34:34,466 --> 00:34:36,199
其实我不是酒精过敏

827
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:39,200
我只是喝酒会困我

828
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,733
我也不知道我自己能喝多少

829
00:34:41,733 --> 00:34:44,466
虽然我觉得可能就没什么什

830
00:34:44,466 --> 00:34:46,866
么能评价一下已邮车证这事吗

831
00:34:46,866 --> 00:34:48,066
什么什么事啊

832
00:34:48,333 --> 00:34:49,866
什么已邮车证啊

833
00:34:51,333 --> 00:34:52,266
老板晚安

834
00:34:52,266 --> 00:34:54,599
易政策谢谢你黑屏给主包上了

835
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:55,400
舰长

836
00:34:56,333 --> 00:34:59,066
易政策你怎么黑屏给主包上舰长

837
00:34:59,066 --> 00:35:00,766
啊就摸摸肥猫

838
00:35:00,766 --> 00:35:01,966
肥猫就能生蛋吗

839
00:35:01,966 --> 00:35:03,166
你摸我是没用的

840
00:35:03,166 --> 00:35:05,399
你得去农场里面摸自己的帕鲁

841
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,100
你得去农场里摸自己帕鲁

842
00:35:09,100 --> 00:35:10,200
别摸我摸我

843
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:11,900
没有用的啊

844
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:15,866
但是能让主播喝点什么菠萝啤之类的

845
00:35:15,866 --> 00:35:17,499
主播是真能喝醉的

846
00:35:18,066 --> 00:35:20,199
什么什么叫以游车证啊

847
00:35:22,466 --> 00:35:23,366
就是有已有

848
00:35:23,366 --> 00:35:25,733
已经出这种内容还很过神了

849
00:35:25,733 --> 00:35:27,166
这不是很正常吗

850
00:35:27,866 --> 00:35:29,333
这不是很正常吗

851
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:30,766
大家把乙女游戏

852
00:35:30,766 --> 00:35:33,066
想成那个什么女性像的

853
00:35:33,066 --> 00:35:34,699
改了game就可以了呀

854
00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:36,700
那改了game里面

855
00:35:36,700 --> 00:35:39,200
这不是玩的已经是很小的了吗

856
00:35:43,166 --> 00:35:44,099
开PK的话我哦

857
00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:46,566
我开我开我开我开哦

858
00:35:49,066 --> 00:35:51,966
你稍等呃让我来匹配一下

859
00:35:51,966 --> 00:35:52,899
我开我开

860
00:35:54,466 --> 00:35:56,666
我的眼睛马上就亮起来了

861
00:35:59,566 --> 00:36:00,366
哇啊

862
00:36:02,733 --> 00:36:03,866
好紧张

863
00:36:06,566 --> 00:36:08,599
怎么关对面的麦哦

864
00:36:13,566 --> 00:36:16,133
礼物星球他是一周一更新的

865
00:36:16,133 --> 00:36:18,666
就是今天一天明天一天

866
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,866
周一就全部清空了

867
00:36:21,266 --> 00:36:23,266
周一全部清空要重新点了

868
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:28,133
行啊好烦啊

869
00:36:28,166 --> 00:36:28,933
算了算了

870
00:36:28,933 --> 00:36:30,066
两个都是爱情报纸

871
00:36:30,066 --> 00:36:31,266
学赚两块钱

872
00:36:31,900 --> 00:36:32,700
拜拜拜

873
00:36:34,366 --> 00:36:35,733
好晚安晚安

874
00:36:37,900 --> 00:36:38,700
就是就是

875
00:36:38,700 --> 00:36:41,133
我们如果说想点亮礼物星球

876
00:36:41,133 --> 00:36:42,533
咱不用每周都点亮

877
00:36:42,533 --> 00:36:43,733
这太破费了

878
00:36:43,866 --> 00:36:46,733
如果说你们完成一次点亮礼物星球

879
00:36:46,733 --> 00:36:47,933
记录一下的话

880
00:36:48,333 --> 00:36:50,799
这周可以尝试给他点完

881
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:53,366
因为下周全部就要清空了

882
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:55,266
全部重新从头再来

883
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:57,600
那也也挺破费的

884
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,100
比我还大些

885
00:37:00,100 --> 00:37:01,866
比我好进多了

886
00:37:01,866 --> 00:37:03,566
没有这样的呀

887
00:37:05,300 --> 00:37:07,500
主播这边本来声音就不大

888
00:37:07,933 --> 00:37:09,666
我看一下啊

889
00:37:09,666 --> 00:37:12,299
好了应该是这样关的吧

890
00:37:14,100 --> 00:37:15,300
啊你们就知

891
00:37:15,300 --> 00:37:16,400
道欺负我

892
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,366
等我们打完了再算账

893
00:37:20,133 --> 00:37:21,733
等一下说那个什么

894
00:37:21,933 --> 00:37:22,766
说那什么

895
00:37:23,466 --> 00:37:24,799
说那个对面

896
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:25,733
对面怎么样

897
00:37:25,733 --> 00:37:27,099
说对面好听的

898
00:37:27,100 --> 00:37:28,100
我等下都要亲

899
00:37:28,100 --> 00:37:31,066
算你们讨厌你们切

900
00:37:32,666 --> 00:37:37,066
不是主要是那个他这个UI 5不太熟悉

901
00:37:37,066 --> 00:37:38,666
没怎么打过

902
00:37:39,466 --> 00:37:40,999
就没打过啊

903
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:44,200
你们啊主播

904
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:47,666
主播这次复活回来两一个多月了

905
00:37:47,666 --> 00:37:50,766
两个来月了都没打过这个东西

906
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:54,533
怎么会知道UI现在长什么样

907
00:37:54,533 --> 00:37:56,533
谢谢饭团的一朵粉玫瑰

908
00:37:56,533 --> 00:37:57,733
和5个波波奶茶

909
00:37:57,733 --> 00:37:59,699
谢谢长寿的一个爱心抱枕

910
00:38:00,133 --> 00:38:01,799
谢谢韭菜的两个波波奶茶

911
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,533
捏和大牙利亚豆

912
00:38:04,333 --> 00:38:05,799
好感谢支持

913
00:38:07,300 --> 00:38:08,333
这真是幸运

914
00:38:08,333 --> 00:38:10,099
第一次开PK啊

915
00:38:10,100 --> 00:38:13,066
结果你们还都在这边说对面妹妹好听

916
00:38:13,066 --> 00:38:15,466
你们知不知道主播最害怕什么

917
00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:19,266
主播最害怕的就是这种话啦

918
00:38:19,266 --> 00:38:21,933
你们偏偏戳主播的心窝子

919
00:38:23,100 --> 00:38:25,100
主播今天还血怒气啊

920
00:38:25,100 --> 00:38:26,300
我告诉你们

921
00:38:30,766 --> 00:38:31,566
哼哼

922
00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:34,766
主播回来不先充个奖呗

923
00:38:34,766 --> 00:38:36,099
我又充不动

924
00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:37,800
怎么就说就说

925
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:39,066
我给关进去

926
00:38:39,333 --> 00:38:41,533
再说再说哼

927
00:38:52,700 --> 00:38:54,566
太破费人不要

928
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:03,666
哎不过他那个按钮好隐蔽啊

929
00:39:03,666 --> 00:39:05,599
他可能也不太想那什么吧

930
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:06,700
可能也不太想

931
00:39:06,700 --> 00:39:09,466
不太想让我们关掉这个东西

932
00:39:11,566 --> 00:39:13,999
还还还不不用这样不用这样

933
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:16,600
不用不用不用不用像长寿这样

934
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:19,300
哈哈哈我要被绝杀了

935
00:39:19,300 --> 00:39:19,666
哎呀

936
00:39:19,666 --> 00:39:22,499
我们第一把就就已经就已经输掉了

937
00:39:22,500 --> 00:39:23,300
哎

938
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,733
谢谢晃晃的心动盲盒的爱心爆角

939
00:39:27,733 --> 00:39:28,866
对面发力了啊

940
00:39:28,866 --> 00:39:30,533
把对面老头打死了

941
00:39:31,566 --> 00:39:33,366
叫你们一直夸对面

942
00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:36,300
哎

943
00:39:36,766 --> 00:39:38,799
主播已经非常经典了

944
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,333
主播很熟悉啊

945
00:39:40,333 --> 00:39:42,399
哎呦一点是被拿下了

946
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:43,766
一点是被拿下了

947
00:39:43,766 --> 00:39:45,333
哎呀这过年嘛

948
00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:48,066
很正常主播老被偷塔

949
00:39:50,333 --> 00:39:51,566
这倒也是吧

950
00:39:51,900 --> 00:39:53,100
是倒是是吧

951
00:39:53,100 --> 00:39:54,966
哎呀老给主播

952
00:39:54,966 --> 00:39:57,799
匹配一些这么重量级的对手

953
00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,700
这么有实力的对手

954
00:39:59,733 --> 00:40:04,066
哈哈我不甘心哎呀

955
00:40:05,666 --> 00:40:08,166
谢谢大家的盲盒礼物呢

956
00:40:08,166 --> 00:40:08,799
感谢感谢

957
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:09,700
感谢支持

958
00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:10,800
虽然我们输了

959
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:18,666
但是但是但是呃但是呃但是

960
00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:21,199
奴才500就能绝杀了

961
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:22,666
因为我是青铜

962
00:40:23,166 --> 00:40:24,399
懂吗我现在都不是

963
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:25,500
上不去下不来

964
00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:27,100
卡在白银黄金

965
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,366
因为我现在只是一个青铜

966
00:40:31,533 --> 00:40:32,866
青铜说的话

967
00:40:32,866 --> 00:40:35,499
那青铜就是500就能绝杀呀

968
00:40:36,166 --> 00:40:37,566
哎呀说了no

969
00:40:37,566 --> 00:40:37,933
就是no就是no

970
00:40:37,933 --> 00:40:38,466
就是no就是no就是no

971
00:40:38,466 --> 00:40:39,399
就是no就是no就是no就是no就是no

972
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:39,566
就是no

973
00:40:39,566 --> 00:40:40,666
就是no就是no就是no就是no就是no

974
00:40:40,666 --> 00:40:41,099
就是no

975
00:40:41,100 --> 00:40:41,900
就是no就是no就是no就是no就是no

976
00:40:41,900 --> 00:40:42,900
就是no就是no就是no就是no

977
00:40:42,966 --> 00:40:45,299
就是no让主播没有没有0分啊

978
00:40:45,300 --> 00:40:46,733
让主播没丢人怎么办

979
00:40:46,733 --> 00:40:48,066
会赢的会赢的

980
00:40:48,066 --> 00:40:48,999
我相信我相信

981
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,600
这些人怎么办

982
00:40:50,700 --> 00:40:52,100
哈哈哈

983
00:40:53,266 --> 00:40:56,299
哎呀谢谢饭团的粉玫瑰

984
00:40:56,300 --> 00:40:57,533
5个波波奶茶

985
00:40:57,533 --> 00:40:59,166
谢谢唐僧的爱心抱枕

986
00:40:59,166 --> 00:41:00,699
谢谢晃晃的爱心抱枕

987
00:41:00,700 --> 00:41:03,133
谢谢韭菜的两个奶茶捏

988
00:41:03,133 --> 00:41:03,999
感谢支持

989
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,066
谢谢谢谢还是什么

990
00:41:06,066 --> 00:41:08,599
还是还是哈哈哈

991
00:41:09,933 --> 00:41:10,933
哎呀那算了

992
00:41:10,933 --> 00:41:12,666
没有没有人攻击主播

993
00:41:12,666 --> 00:41:15,133
那主播主播来染锅了对吧

994
00:41:15,133 --> 00:41:16,766
还是还是攻击一下主播

995
00:41:16,766 --> 00:41:17,566
主播主播

996
00:41:17,566 --> 00:41:19,866
你要是这个同届多点

997
00:41:19,866 --> 00:41:22,133
大家都丢点那个PK票

998
00:41:22,133 --> 00:41:23,566
是不是这把就赢了

999
00:41:23,566 --> 00:41:25,699
是不是晚上好

1000
00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:27,066
晚上好蓝翔

1001
00:41:27,100 --> 00:41:28,166
晚上好哥哥

1002
00:41:29,866 --> 00:41:31,699
五条五也说会赢的

1003
00:41:31,700 --> 00:41:33,666
这不是主播说会赢的

1004
00:41:33,666 --> 00:41:37,399
也有人跟主播说让主播看看能能赢的

1005
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,566
摘下牌子耶人投降

1006
00:41:43,666 --> 00:41:45,299
哎呀哎呀

1007
00:41:45,766 --> 00:41:47,133
主播会关了

1008
00:41:47,133 --> 00:41:49,466
但是现在感觉还是挺那什么

1009
00:41:49,466 --> 00:41:50,799
这把是谁的问题

1010
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:51,533
复牌一下

1011
00:41:51,533 --> 00:41:52,899
这把是谁的问题

1012
00:41:53,133 --> 00:41:54,699
这把是叔叔的问题了

1013
00:41:54,700 --> 00:41:57,300
要是那个开盒子开一个大礼物出来

1014
00:41:57,300 --> 00:41:59,966
怎么会怎么会出现这种情况呢

1015
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:02,133
都是哈哈哈

1016
00:42:02,133 --> 00:42:03,999
都是叔叔的问题

1017
00:42:04,166 --> 00:42:06,499
哎呦主要还是什么呢

1018
00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:09,566
我们的战略没有没有没有调好啊

1019
00:42:09,566 --> 00:42:12,366
我们战略没调好懂不懂

1020
00:42:13,933 --> 00:42:15,099
我们丫丫有

1021
00:42:15,100 --> 00:42:18,466
就是经典的不太不太压点的这种

1022
00:42:18,466 --> 00:42:20,799
我们比较比较那个什么

1023
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,466
我们比较主打一个

1024
00:42:22,466 --> 00:42:23,499
有票就上

1025
00:42:23,533 --> 00:42:24,399
哈哈哈

1026
00:42:25,300 --> 00:42:26,366
小年快乐

1027
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:28,200
我们主打一个

1028
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:29,466
有票就上

1029
00:42:29,466 --> 00:42:31,733
一直都老被人家偷塔

1030
00:42:31,733 --> 00:42:34,966
人家最后压点压的太猛了对吧

1031
00:42:34,966 --> 00:42:36,966
我们要是一开始就0分

1032
00:42:37,133 --> 00:42:39,266
有也没有胜利的情况下

1033
00:42:39,366 --> 00:42:42,099
这个这个100多分掏出来应该啊

1034
00:42:42,100 --> 00:42:44,500
1,000多分掏出来应该就赢了

1035
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:47,200
没调好根本没有啊

1036
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:49,666
干嘛呀主播在这复盘呢

1037
00:42:49,666 --> 00:42:50,899
像像像不像

1038
00:42:50,900 --> 00:42:53,266
下面尽量的大家都体面一点

1039
00:42:53,266 --> 00:42:54,399
我也体面一点

1040
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:55,766
大家也体面一点

1041
00:42:55,766 --> 00:42:58,766
你总是把主播的遮羞布往下一扯

1042
00:43:00,933 --> 00:43:03,266
哎让我裹脸遮羞布吧

1043
00:43:03,533 --> 00:43:05,066
哎呦上一个上一个

1044
00:43:05,066 --> 00:43:07,399
有遮羞布证明的是赤醉啊

1045
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:11,666
赤醉是有这个这个这个强度证明的

1046
00:43:11,666 --> 00:43:15,066
他的遮羞布绷带已经从头裹到脚了

1047
00:43:15,066 --> 00:43:15,366
主播

1048
00:43:15,366 --> 00:43:17,899
相信主播也会有证明自己的一天的

1049
00:43:28,933 --> 00:43:30,733
只要主播念念不忘

1050
00:43:30,733 --> 00:43:31,966
念念不忘谁啊

1051
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:33,533
念念不忘什么

1052
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,900
还得是主播之间微超指挥

1053
00:43:37,333 --> 00:43:40,566
那这种事情也也不能

1054
00:43:40,566 --> 00:43:42,899
你们得看我眼色行事啊

1055
00:43:42,900 --> 00:43:43,866
懂不懂你们

1056
00:43:43,866 --> 00:43:45,966
你们得看我眼色行事啊

1057
00:43:46,566 --> 00:43:50,366
那现在PK都不需要进对面直播间了

1058
00:43:50,366 --> 00:43:53,566
直接听对面直播间里面的声音

1059
00:43:53,733 --> 00:43:55,999
连麦直接就能听到了

1060
00:43:56,766 --> 00:43:57,266
那如果

1061
00:43:57,266 --> 00:44:00,766
说就是还要还要主播来指挥的话

1062
00:44:00,766 --> 00:44:04,666
那不就是当着人家的面去密谋吗

1063
00:44:04,733 --> 00:44:07,566
你们得看我眼色行事啊

1064
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:08,966
是吧啊

1065
00:44:09,466 --> 00:44:11,399
皮套也能看出颜色吗

1066
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,500
那当然可以啦啊

1067
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:18,666
哈哈哈哈

1068
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:20,266
这样这样这样

1069
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:23,333
下次我们眨右眼就是压点

1070
00:44:23,333 --> 00:44:24,899
眨左眼就是投降

1071
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:27,800
什么炮兵阵地

1072
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:28,533
左一死米

1073
00:44:28,533 --> 00:44:31,533
左一死米就拼命的往左边看哈哈哈

1074
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:36,100
哎呀我们的默契不够呀

1075
00:44:37,066 --> 00:44:39,199
你们都没有办法读到

1076
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:41,533
主播心里面的所思所想呢

1077
00:44:41,533 --> 00:44:42,666
怎么回事啊

1078
00:44:42,666 --> 00:44:43,933
记不住是你的

1079
00:44:45,700 --> 00:44:47,933
有老头焉忍住投降吗

1080
00:44:48,066 --> 00:44:49,866
有老头焉忍住投降吗

1081
00:44:49,866 --> 00:44:51,699
投降可以直接说了好吧

1082
00:44:51,700 --> 00:44:55,600
哈哈哈那投降咱们就直接说吧

1083
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:57,500
没必要眨巴眼了

1084
00:44:57,500 --> 00:45:00,133
那那那那那哎

1085
00:45:00,266 --> 00:45:01,266
好吧好吧

1086
00:45:01,266 --> 00:45:03,366
那你的你的那你的你的了

1087
00:45:03,366 --> 00:45:04,999
你把投降都带上了

1088
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,166
你在抽些什么

1089
00:45:06,166 --> 00:45:06,966
韭菜

1090
00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:08,533
记不住思密达

1091
00:45:08,533 --> 00:45:09,899
只记得投降思密达

1092
00:45:09,900 --> 00:45:10,566
好吧好吧

1093
00:45:10,566 --> 00:45:14,799
哈哈哈那就投降投降哎

1094
00:45:18,700 --> 00:45:20,000
暗号定好了

1095
00:45:20,166 --> 00:45:21,133
再试试吧

1096
00:45:22,466 --> 00:45:23,299
还试试吗

1097
00:45:25,766 --> 00:45:28,399
一般来说第一把被人家绝杀

1098
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:29,366
这样的话

1099
00:45:29,733 --> 00:45:32,999
第二把应该会匹配到一个僵尸账号

1100
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,066
之类的吧

1101
00:45:34,500 --> 00:45:37,300
我感觉应该不会特别那什么

1102
00:45:38,866 --> 00:45:40,333
投降不丢人

1103
00:45:47,566 --> 00:45:49,399
啊哈哈

1104
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:50,933
啊来

1105
00:45:50,933 --> 00:45:52,299
主播准备好颜色

1106
00:45:52,300 --> 00:45:55,166
好吧呜那我开始了

1107
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:57,200
啊

1108
00:45:58,500 --> 00:45:59,300
呜

1109
00:46:01,933 --> 00:46:04,533
古下掌握PK人权啦

1110
00:46:04,700 --> 00:46:10,000
我爷爷你的过去7月92894962的主人

1111
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,500
耶耶人的爹啊

1112
00:46:11,500 --> 00:46:13,733
对不起耶耶人的女儿啊

1113
00:46:13,733 --> 00:46:17,133
朕要命令你给我劈一个

1114
00:46:17,300 --> 00:46:20,800
不要在最后一秒钟压我好几千分

1115
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:22,133
好几万分的人

1116
00:46:23,100 --> 00:46:25,466
呃艾力赛多

1117
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:36,266
穿越第一座城

1118
00:46:36,466 --> 00:46:39,199
那座森林也停不了

1119
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:40,900
那个危险时刻

1120
00:46:41,066 --> 00:46:43,399
怎么会答应我害怕

1121
00:46:43,666 --> 00:46:46,499
感觉我祈祷好像有点没效果呀

1122
00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:48,000
稍微有点无效啊

1123
00:46:48,466 --> 00:46:50,166
哈哈哈

1124
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:54,066
意思是稍微有点缺少效果啦

1125
00:46:55,700 --> 00:46:57,000
什么动静啊

1126
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,466
我不是已经在我直播间

1127
00:47:00,500 --> 00:47:02,600
关掉了对方的声音吗

1128
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:04,566
你们还是能听到吗

1129
00:47:05,666 --> 00:47:07,666
哎还是可以听到的吗

1130
00:47:08,666 --> 00:47:09,899
这功能眼我

1131
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,266
这是过客的粉丝灯牌啊

1132
00:47:14,266 --> 00:47:15,166
感谢支持

1133
00:47:15,166 --> 00:47:16,133
获得你X2

1134
00:47:16,133 --> 00:47:19,366
狗少女的折射来自什么魔法

1135
00:47:19,366 --> 00:47:20,733
少女的啊

1136
00:47:20,733 --> 00:47:23,966
未成年少女的祈祷一定是有效果的

1137
00:47:23,966 --> 00:47:25,499
我这样坚信的

1138
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:27,466
主播露了一点

1139
00:47:27,466 --> 00:47:28,266
响了一下

1140
00:47:28,266 --> 00:47:28,933
能听到了

1141
00:47:28,933 --> 00:47:30,499
2秒比你大声

1142
00:47:30,500 --> 00:47:31,466
现在好了

1143
00:47:31,466 --> 00:47:32,666
只有一瞬间

1144
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:34,533
那说明手速还得练

1145
00:47:36,566 --> 00:47:38,166
我反应不过来

1146
00:47:38,166 --> 00:47:41,133
他那个按钮特别特别响哎

1147
00:47:47,300 --> 00:47:48,700
少女折寿中

1148
00:47:48,766 --> 00:47:51,699
我上次这样诚心诚意的祈祷

1149
00:47:52,100 --> 00:47:54,566
是在明日方舟限定池里面

1150
00:47:54,766 --> 00:47:56,099
我抽了180

1151
00:47:56,100 --> 00:47:58,200
抽给了我三个男的

1152
00:47:58,500 --> 00:48:00,100
我操谢谢试一试的

1153
00:48:00,100 --> 00:48:02,266
许愿神灯啊啊

1154
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:05,966
这是这是新的什么礼物吗

1155
00:48:06,066 --> 00:48:08,266
现在主播苗苗完成了5部奇迹

1156
00:48:08,266 --> 00:48:09,966
小年夜二级任务啊

1157
00:48:09,966 --> 00:48:12,466
主播的电脑开心的消失了

1158
00:48:13,066 --> 00:48:15,666
没电了又没电了

1159
00:48:16,100 --> 00:48:17,533
肥猫开始祈愿

1160
00:48:17,533 --> 00:48:19,599
这不是有许愿神灯了吗

1161
00:48:20,066 --> 00:48:21,533
祈愿是有效的

1162
00:48:21,533 --> 00:48:23,999
奇迹和魔法都是存在的懂不懂

1163
00:48:30,133 --> 00:48:31,566
还是有效的吧

1164
00:48:31,733 --> 00:48:34,899
谢谢某人过客吧的爱心抱枕

1165
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:39,533
三个男的有超大杯吗

1166
00:48:39,533 --> 00:48:41,533
哈哈我出的是3个佐乐

1167
00:48:41,533 --> 00:48:42,899
佐乐是超大杯吗

1168
00:48:42,900 --> 00:48:44,000
佐乐是超大杯的话

1169
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:45,500
我们就有3个超大杯

1170
00:48:45,566 --> 00:48:46,933
哈哈哈

1171
00:48:47,566 --> 00:48:48,399
啊哎

1172
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:50,366
说好了看我眼色行事呢

1173
00:48:50,366 --> 00:48:52,533
我手机没电了怎么给你们眨眼啊

1174
00:48:52,533 --> 00:48:55,133
我好急我眼色呢

1175
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:56,366
决杀都要结束了

1176
00:48:56,366 --> 00:48:57,766
我眼色去哪了

1177
00:48:59,966 --> 00:49:01,133
我的颜色

1178
00:49:03,500 --> 00:49:04,333
哎

1179
00:49:05,866 --> 00:49:07,366
加起来应该有吧

1180
00:49:07,366 --> 00:49:07,666
对吧

1181
00:49:07,666 --> 00:49:10,899
三个小杯倒在一起也是也是一个大杯

1182
00:49:10,900 --> 00:49:12,333
也算一个大杯吧

1183
00:49:13,333 --> 00:49:14,133
主主播

1184
00:49:14,700 --> 00:49:16,266
主播没有颜色

1185
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:19,733
没有眼色

1186
00:49:19,733 --> 00:49:21,299
默认投降是吧

1187
00:49:21,533 --> 00:49:22,766
哎呦现在乱动

1188
00:49:22,766 --> 00:49:24,533
看见后动你挨个盖动

1189
00:49:24,533 --> 00:49:25,899
感谢就是不投降

1190
00:49:25,900 --> 00:49:28,100
别投降呀别投降呀

1191
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:31,100
哎呦这首歌好

1192
00:49:31,100 --> 00:49:32,533
好灵性啊

1193
00:49:36,566 --> 00:49:38,199
清澈又愚蠢的飞猫

1194
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:39,300
那差不多飞

1195
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:44,566
哇谢谢

1196
00:49:44,566 --> 00:49:48,266
我方主播在绝杀时刻领先对手500PK值

1197
00:49:48,266 --> 00:49:49,066
触发绝杀

1198
00:49:49,066 --> 00:49:50,799
恭喜我方主播获胜

1199
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:53,366
感谢414的大力助攻耶

1200
00:49:54,766 --> 00:49:55,566
耶

1201
00:49:56,933 --> 00:49:58,499
哦吓死我了

1202
00:49:58,500 --> 00:50:02,533
哈哈哈对面高多宝比我高多了

1203
00:50:02,533 --> 00:50:03,766
吓死我了

1204
00:50:05,133 --> 00:50:05,666
啊

1205
00:50:05,666 --> 00:50:08,933
主播已经全然忘记了主播主播主播

1206
00:50:08,933 --> 00:50:12,266
以前打PK的时候的那个那个情况

1207
00:50:12,366 --> 00:50:13,666
哇好新奇的体验

1208
00:50:13,666 --> 00:50:15,266
对面怎么不偷师了

1209
00:50:15,266 --> 00:50:16,299
哈哈哈

1210
00:50:16,300 --> 00:50:19,500
你趁着主播给不了颜色的时候就这样

1211
00:50:19,500 --> 00:50:20,300
是吧

1212
00:50:20,300 --> 00:50:22,933
你趁着主播给不了颜色的时候就这样

1213
00:50:22,933 --> 00:50:24,499
会赢的哦

1214
00:50:24,500 --> 00:50:25,300
好吧

1215
00:50:26,333 --> 00:50:29,133
那我相信大家了那我相信大家了

1216
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:31,500
对面怎么不偷是吗

1217
00:50:31,566 --> 00:50:32,366
嗯

1218
00:50:33,366 --> 00:50:34,799
不偷还不好吗

1219
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:37,500
非要主播小爷爷一直输是吧

1220
00:50:38,133 --> 00:50:41,699
嗯有点有种打麻将一直输的感觉

1221
00:50:43,666 --> 00:50:46,966
不过是不是快要到经典环节打麻将了

1222
00:50:50,666 --> 00:50:52,766
你们打麻将的水平都怎么样

1223
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:53,900
让对面看看

1224
00:50:53,900 --> 00:50:55,600
米亚米亚的紫色

1225
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:00,366
好像也没有什么好看的

1226
00:51:01,666 --> 00:51:02,099
米亚米亚

1227
00:51:02,100 --> 00:51:04,566
用纸片给他们搔首弄姿一下

1228
00:51:07,366 --> 00:51:08,799
把我的纸片拿去跑

1229
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:11,200
那个最新的那个跳舞的AI

1230
00:51:13,333 --> 00:51:15,133
输了之后点什么舞就

1231
00:51:15,133 --> 00:51:16,866
就播这个这个视频

1232
00:51:19,666 --> 00:51:21,066
0不会打

1233
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:23,366
完全不打麻将的话

1234
00:51:23,533 --> 00:51:27,299
感觉过年回家就很少有能逃避那个

1235
00:51:27,300 --> 00:51:28,066
什么的那个

1236
00:51:28,066 --> 00:51:30,766
那个机会啊

1237
00:51:32,066 --> 00:51:32,966
不会麻将

1238
00:51:32,966 --> 00:51:34,966
斗地主看实力

1239
00:51:34,966 --> 00:51:36,499
我感觉现在玩斗地主

1240
00:51:36,500 --> 00:51:38,466
只能坐在小孩那桌啊

1241
00:51:38,533 --> 00:51:41,766
斗地主已经已经过时了

1242
00:51:42,333 --> 00:51:44,999
麻将大概就是我牌友觉得我喜欢吃

1243
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:45,733
4这个水平

1244
00:51:45,733 --> 00:51:46,499
我的麻将

1245
00:51:46,500 --> 00:51:50,100
大概就是用来玩击剑游戏的水平啊

1246
00:51:50,100 --> 00:51:51,100
这里是四

1247
00:51:51,100 --> 00:51:54,466
块麻将把他们字朝下

1248
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:56,200
后背朝上

1249
00:51:56,366 --> 00:51:59,299
再往上面横放一块麻将好

1250
00:51:59,300 --> 00:52:00,333
这是我的床

1251
00:52:01,300 --> 00:52:05,200
再往边上放一块竖起来的麻将好

1252
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:07,100
这是我的床头柜啊

1253
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:09,733
主播的麻将水平大概就是这样的水平

1254
00:52:09,733 --> 00:52:10,666
哈哈哈

1255
00:52:12,366 --> 00:52:15,899
你过年走亲戚坐在角落里玩手机啊

1256
00:52:15,900 --> 00:52:17,000
我也这样啊

1257
00:52:17,300 --> 00:52:18,000
不逃避

1258
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,266
你选择对着他们孩子主动出击

1259
00:52:20,266 --> 00:52:22,799
你们都玩了那个决战半年之间吗

1260
00:52:23,466 --> 00:52:26,366
主播玩那个决战拜年之巅啊

1261
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:28,733
过年的时候就是问问

1262
00:52:28,733 --> 00:52:30,866
问主播的那个什么八大姑啊

1263
00:52:30,866 --> 00:52:31,966
七大姨啊

1264
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:33,566
还有什么六大婶啊

1265
00:52:33,566 --> 00:52:36,366
在主播手里面一个回合都走不出去啊

1266
00:52:37,733 --> 00:52:42,066
主要就是把那个话题引到他们身上

1267
00:52:42,066 --> 00:52:43,266
他问你工作

1268
00:52:43,566 --> 00:52:45,333
你就说我一年啊

1269
00:52:45,333 --> 00:52:46,933
这个能赚多少多少钱

1270
00:52:47,133 --> 00:52:50,099
溜达神你家孩子现在在哪个

1271
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:51,733
哪个地方高就呢

1272
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:53,666
一个月能挣上3,000块不

1273
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:55,733
这个结婚费不费劲啊

1274
00:52:55,733 --> 00:52:57,366
结婚的时候买房子

1275
00:52:57,366 --> 00:52:59,133
这个全款掏不掏的出来啊

1276
00:52:59,133 --> 00:53:00,399
大婶啊这个

1277
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:01,000
我听说

1278
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:04,100
现在你一起跳广场舞的这个阿姨

1279
00:53:04,166 --> 00:53:04,533
都有

1280
00:53:04,533 --> 00:53:07,466
那个最新款的那个周大福项链啊

1281
00:53:07,733 --> 00:53:09,399
这个这个这个这个

1282
00:53:09,466 --> 00:53:12,166
什么时候这个你老公也给你买一条啊

1283
00:53:12,166 --> 00:53:14,199
然后他就会觉得我是个怪小孩

1284
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:15,300
然后马上就走掉

1285
00:53:15,300 --> 00:53:19,500
哈哈哈他就会马上走掉啊

1286
00:53:20,066 --> 00:53:22,899
但是我我我掰扯到哪的时候

1287
00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:24,166
我受不了了

1288
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:27,766
到了那个二大爷的时候

1289
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:30,300
我就有点绷不住了

1290
00:53:30,466 --> 00:53:32,166
因为二大爷说哎

1291
00:53:32,166 --> 00:53:34,466
你回来我给你介绍个工作吧

1292
00:53:34,466 --> 00:53:36,166
我说是什么工作呀

1293
00:53:36,300 --> 00:53:37,866
这个他说这样

1294
00:53:37,866 --> 00:53:41,166
在咱们这个家乡里面有一个厂子啊

1295
00:53:41,566 --> 00:53:42,499
挺稳定的

1296
00:53:42,500 --> 00:53:43,766
早上9点下班

1297
00:53:43,766 --> 00:53:45,733
下午6点这个这个下班啊

1298
00:53:45,733 --> 00:53:47,066
然后工资也还行

1299
00:53:47,266 --> 00:53:49,266
就是做那个流水线装备啊

1300
00:53:49,266 --> 00:53:50,499
日子平平淡淡

1301
00:53:50,533 --> 00:53:51,766
我说这个大爷

1302
00:53:51,766 --> 00:53:52,799
他们可能不一定要我

1303
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:54,900
我这学历感觉有点超过了

1304
00:53:54,900 --> 00:53:58,566
有点有点这个这个呃

1305
00:53:58,566 --> 00:53:59,599
学历超限

1306
00:53:59,733 --> 00:54:03,133
呃可能他们会以这个理由拒绝我

1307
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:04,800
那大爷说好吧

1308
00:54:04,900 --> 00:54:06,466
那你这个有工作

1309
00:54:06,466 --> 00:54:08,099
有自己的这个想法

1310
00:54:08,100 --> 00:54:09,133
那你就有吧

1311
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:10,500
你在外面上班吧

1312
00:54:10,500 --> 00:54:12,066
好吧这个

1313
00:54:12,866 --> 00:54:16,133
但是你也不要忘记我们这些老骨头啊

1314
00:54:16,133 --> 00:54:17,466
什么时候回家看看

1315
00:54:17,466 --> 00:54:19,066
一定要多回家呀

1316
00:54:19,100 --> 00:54:20,200
我说大爷

1317
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:22,466
我现在在异世界上学

1318
00:54:22,466 --> 00:54:24,099
我在异世界读书

1319
00:54:24,700 --> 00:54:27,000
这边街上空空荡荡的

1320
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,100
没有年味

1321
00:54:28,333 --> 00:54:30,799
到处都是一帮人啊

1322
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:33,866
之后这个也没有什么很好的好朋友

1323
00:54:34,300 --> 00:54:35,766
晚上好小开关

1324
00:54:36,466 --> 00:54:38,533
哎我说这个这个

1325
00:54:39,533 --> 00:54:40,499
我也很羡慕

1326
00:54:40,500 --> 00:54:43,900
大家可以过年的时候聚在一起打麻将

1327
00:54:43,900 --> 00:54:45,600
聚在一起吃年夜饭

1328
00:54:45,666 --> 00:54:47,133
然后聚在一起旅游

1329
00:54:47,133 --> 00:54:48,766
我也很想念你们

1330
00:54:48,933 --> 00:54:51,466
大爷说那你一个人在外面

1331
00:54:51,466 --> 00:54:54,599
肯定要多多好好照顾好自己啊

1332
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:57,200
是吧你一定要这个这个这个

1333
00:54:58,333 --> 00:55:00,366
不要让家里面人太担心你

1334
00:55:00,366 --> 00:55:01,733
也不要太难过

1335
00:55:01,733 --> 00:55:04,533
虽然过年的时候啊你人没有回来

1336
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:07,133
大家大家还是在一起的

1337
00:55:08,500 --> 00:55:10,066
我说我说嗯

1338
00:55:10,066 --> 00:55:11,333
我说谢谢你

1339
00:55:11,333 --> 00:55:15,699
大爷就只有这个人我没怼他哎呦

1340
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:19,933
我别人都是一路怼过去的

1341
00:55:19,933 --> 00:55:23,133
我1-2 大爷这我就我就没怼他

1342
00:55:23,166 --> 00:55:24,666
因为他是个好人

1343
00:55:24,666 --> 00:55:26,799
他是个很好很好的大爷

1344
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:29,066
他祝我早点回家

1345
00:55:29,066 --> 00:55:31,299
然后和家人朋友团聚

1346
00:55:31,533 --> 00:55:34,799
我们我们我们听不了这个的

1347
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:36,866
我们听这个真的会伤心

1348
00:55:36,866 --> 00:55:38,966
根本下不去手去怼他

1349
00:55:38,966 --> 00:55:39,766
哎呀

1350
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:42,100
不是有玉老师吗

1351
00:55:42,100 --> 00:55:44,733
玉老师跟我们过年习俗不一样吧

1352
00:55:45,333 --> 00:55:46,466
哈哈哈

1353
00:55:46,566 --> 00:55:49,366
玉老师那边过年好像要吃炒年糕啊

1354
00:55:49,366 --> 00:55:52,166
要吃好多好多炒年糕哈哈哈

1355
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:54,966
但是但是怎么了

1356
00:55:54,966 --> 00:55:56,966
我们昨天不是出门

1357
00:55:56,966 --> 00:55:58,966
吃过饭之后再回来

1358
00:56:00,466 --> 00:56:03,399
于老师买了超市打折的肉馅

1359
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:05,200
我说买这么多干嘛呀

1360
00:56:05,300 --> 00:56:07,266
他说家里面正好不是有你

1361
00:56:07,266 --> 00:56:08,066
什么

1362
00:56:08,100 --> 00:56:11,933
正好有你上次买的那个德国酸白菜嘛

1363
00:56:11,933 --> 00:56:14,966
我们可以包那个酸菜馅的饺子呀

1364
00:56:15,300 --> 00:56:17,166
哎我还我还挺感动的

1365
00:56:17,266 --> 00:56:19,566
哈哈哈我还挺感动的

1366
00:56:19,566 --> 00:56:20,399
因为什么

1367
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:21,933
因为这个酸菜饺子

1368
00:56:21,933 --> 00:56:23,666
大家知道主播是东北人吗

1369
00:56:23,666 --> 00:56:26,166
这个东西除了东北之外

1370
00:56:26,166 --> 00:56:27,766
基本上是没有人吃的

1371
00:56:27,766 --> 00:56:29,766
于老师是南方小女孩

1372
00:56:29,766 --> 00:56:32,133
然后主播是东北女生啊

1373
00:56:32,300 --> 00:56:33,800
主播跟她聊天的时候

1374
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:35,933
应该是提过就是这个

1375
00:56:36,066 --> 00:56:38,733
这个东北吃酸菜饺子问题

1376
00:56:38,733 --> 00:56:40,399
她说她从来都没吃过

1377
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:44,266
哈哈哈她说她从来都没吃过这个

1378
00:56:44,266 --> 00:56:45,199
然后没有想到

1379
00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:45,800
他会想到

1380
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:48,966
把家里面的酸白菜拿来包饺子哎呀

1381
00:56:51,566 --> 00:56:54,199
可能有点不太合他的口味

1382
00:56:54,266 --> 00:56:54,799
这

1383
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:58,866
总之主包还是还是觉得挺挺感动的

1384
00:56:58,866 --> 00:57:00,999
于老师真的很照顾我呢

1385
00:57:01,566 --> 00:57:02,599
我其实我肚子疼

1386
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:05,366
不是今天直播的时候开始的

1387
00:57:05,366 --> 00:57:07,299
我昨天回家的时候就开始了

1388
00:57:07,300 --> 00:57:10,133
昨天我们8点来钟回家

1389
00:57:10,333 --> 00:57:12,566
就回回家的那个路上

1390
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,866
李老师推着那个超市的小推车

1391
00:57:15,866 --> 00:57:17,866
他自己搬上搬下的

1392
00:57:17,866 --> 00:57:18,499
因为我

1393
00:57:18,500 --> 00:57:22,733
当时我已经是属于那种流血流死

1394
00:57:22,733 --> 00:57:24,599
然后在地上爬的状态了

1395
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:26,133
我也没给他搭把手

1396
00:57:26,133 --> 00:57:27,866
哎呦可内疚了

1397
00:57:29,133 --> 00:57:31,366
他真的是很好很好的人家

1398
00:57:32,733 --> 00:57:33,933
谢谢默然无语

1399
00:57:33,933 --> 00:57:35,566
投喂了三朵小花

1400
00:57:35,566 --> 00:57:36,866
然后中间一个狗

1401
00:57:36,866 --> 00:57:38,733
有时候觉得主播怎么说呢

1402
00:57:38,733 --> 00:57:42,533
主播碰室友的这个运气还是蛮不错的

1403
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:45,700
主播碰到了室友的

1404
00:57:45,700 --> 00:57:47,766
运气真的还还挺好的

1405
00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:54,933
嗯感觉利刃室友都都都都

1406
00:57:54,933 --> 00:57:56,366
对主播蛮好的

1407
00:57:56,366 --> 00:57:58,366
谢谢某人过客办了的心愿

1408
00:57:58,366 --> 00:57:59,533
盲盒的情书

1409
00:57:59,533 --> 00:58:00,966
很得你爱的感动

1410
00:58:00,966 --> 00:58:03,166
感谢支持你可以从小推车里

1411
00:58:03,166 --> 00:58:04,499
他没推着我

1412
00:58:04,500 --> 00:58:05,700
那不是我的轮椅

1413
00:58:05,700 --> 00:58:07,300
我是自己爬回去的

1414
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:10,333
他没推着我

1415
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,400
这主播运气真的还蛮好的嘛

1416
00:58:14,533 --> 00:58:16,899
哎呀这个碰到了室友

1417
00:58:16,900 --> 00:58:18,166
人都也挺好的

1418
00:58:18,166 --> 00:58:18,966
碰到了音乐人

1419
00:58:18,966 --> 00:58:20,566
人也都不错

1420
00:58:21,300 --> 00:58:22,100
嗯

1421
00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:25,300
恨不得给玉老师磕一个

1422
00:58:25,300 --> 00:58:27,166
这可不得磕一个咋的

1423
00:58:27,166 --> 00:58:28,666
肯定要磕一个的

1424
00:58:29,700 --> 00:58:33,533
但是玉老师昨天还跟我说了说了

1425
00:58:33,533 --> 00:58:36,399
他那个怎么说呢

1426
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:37,400
让我来想想

1427
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:39,733
能不能把这件事情说出去啊

1428
00:58:39,866 --> 00:58:41,266
就总之他

1429
00:58:41,733 --> 00:58:42,533
大家都知道

1430
00:58:42,533 --> 00:58:45,499
那个博士跟硕士是分组的吧

1431
00:58:45,666 --> 00:58:48,666
他有碰到一个就是比较奇葩的

1432
00:58:48,666 --> 00:58:49,999
也是中国选手

1433
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:51,066
是个男生

1434
00:58:51,900 --> 00:58:54,133
就非常的奇怪啊

1435
00:58:54,133 --> 00:58:55,933
这个人啊

1436
00:58:56,100 --> 00:58:56,700
这个人

1437
00:58:56,700 --> 00:59:00,200
总觉得就是世界对他特别有恶意啊

1438
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:02,766
然后碰到的人对他都特别不好

1439
00:59:02,933 --> 00:59:05,499
然后玉老师给我讲了几件他的事件

1440
00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:07,266
诸如什么呃

1441
00:59:07,266 --> 00:59:11,066
这个有一天他们那个上课的教授

1442
00:59:11,333 --> 00:59:12,333
呃生病了

1443
00:59:12,333 --> 00:59:14,899
不上课任老师就给所有上这门课

1444
00:59:14,900 --> 00:59:16,900
他认识的这个同门

1445
00:59:16,966 --> 00:59:18,299
都发了消息

1446
00:59:18,300 --> 00:59:19,966
说这个今天不上课

1447
00:59:19,966 --> 00:59:22,666
别跑空别人都谢谢他什么的

1448
00:59:22,666 --> 00:59:24,733
只有这个男生完全不回复

1449
00:59:25,100 --> 00:59:25,966
然后这个男生

1450
00:59:25,966 --> 00:59:29,299
那个问于老师申请PhD的经验

1451
00:59:29,366 --> 00:59:31,933
于老师觉得这个事情是人生大事嘛

1452
00:59:31,933 --> 00:59:34,533
然后就给他详细的说了好多

1453
00:59:34,733 --> 00:59:36,166
这个男的听完了之后

1454
00:59:36,166 --> 00:59:37,566
不但不谢谢他

1455
00:59:37,733 --> 00:59:40,766
然后而且还说什么哎呦这个这个

1456
00:59:40,766 --> 00:59:40,999
哎呦

1457
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:44,133
那听起来你这申请过程还很草率啊

1458
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:45,500
然后什么什么的

1459
00:59:45,933 --> 00:59:46,066
呃

1460
00:59:46,066 --> 00:59:49,099
这个他们一起去做小组作业的时候

1461
00:59:49,100 --> 00:59:52,333
这个人跟一个师兄吧求助

1462
00:59:52,366 --> 00:59:53,866
就是让师兄教他

1463
00:59:54,066 --> 00:59:55,533
他还没出办公室呢

1464
00:59:55,533 --> 00:59:57,766
就跟一起去求助的人说哎

1465
00:59:57,766 --> 00:59:59,466
他根本不会这个什么

1466
00:59:59,466 --> 01:00:00,699
讲的根本都不行

1467
01:00:00,700 --> 01:00:01,333
就是这样

1468
01:00:01,333 --> 01:00:02,466
这样的一个人啊

1469
01:00:02,466 --> 01:00:03,266
你知道吧

1470
01:00:03,300 --> 01:00:04,766
这样的一个人特别奇葩

1471
01:00:04,766 --> 01:00:07,966
然后背后还在那边传传传

1472
01:00:07,966 --> 01:00:11,899
谣传很很很很离谱的那种谣啊

1473
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:14,366
就是那种你帮他

1474
01:00:14,366 --> 01:00:16,899
他就觉得理所当然啊

1475
01:00:16,900 --> 01:00:18,700
他他他不帮你

1476
01:00:18,700 --> 01:00:21,566
因为他觉得凭什么他帮你的那种

1477
01:00:21,900 --> 01:00:23,600
还有那种小组作业

1478
01:00:23,733 --> 01:00:24,966
慷他人之慨

1479
01:00:24,966 --> 01:00:26,299
说要把别人的派

1480
01:00:26,300 --> 01:00:28,733
分给一个新来的这个

1481
01:00:28,733 --> 01:00:29,999
这个这个人去做

1482
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,700
他咋不分自己的部分出去呢

1483
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:34,066
就这种人

1484
01:00:34,133 --> 01:00:36,466
别人帮你你也不会说谢谢

1485
01:00:36,733 --> 01:00:39,499
之后然后于老师是一个很善良

1486
01:00:39,500 --> 01:00:40,966
很和和蔼的一个人

1487
01:00:40,966 --> 01:00:42,933
大家从这个主播的弹幕

1488
01:00:42,933 --> 01:00:44,466
和主播的言语描述中

1489
01:00:44,466 --> 01:00:45,733
你们就能感觉出来

1490
01:00:45,766 --> 01:00:48,199
他是一个很善良的好人啊

1491
01:00:48,966 --> 01:00:50,666
他他他他他这样

1492
01:00:50,666 --> 01:00:52,699
然后还继续帮助人家

1493
01:00:52,733 --> 01:00:55,099
结果之后这个男的就在背后传谣

1494
01:00:55,100 --> 01:00:56,566
说叶老师倒贴他

1495
01:00:56,900 --> 01:00:59,566
给我都整笑了不是

1496
01:00:59,566 --> 01:01:01,933
哥们你是不是又蠢又坏呀

1497
01:01:01,933 --> 01:01:03,899
别人帮你你不知道说谢谢

1498
01:01:03,900 --> 01:01:05,500
你不知道感激啊

1499
01:01:05,500 --> 01:01:06,533
你也不怎么样的

1500
01:01:06,533 --> 01:01:07,666
你硬邦邦的

1501
01:01:07,666 --> 01:01:09,399
那好吧我们就当你是什么

1502
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:10,800
当你是情商低

1503
01:01:10,900 --> 01:01:13,133
你情商低就就情商低吧

1504
01:01:13,133 --> 01:01:15,366
好吧你情商低就情商低

1505
01:01:15,366 --> 01:01:17,133
然后唯一对你和蔼的人

1506
01:01:17,133 --> 01:01:18,366
你不觉得哇

1507
01:01:18,366 --> 01:01:20,099
这个世界对我这么不好

1508
01:01:20,100 --> 01:01:21,533
然后忽然碰到一个好人

1509
01:01:21,533 --> 01:01:22,899
你不狠狠的感谢他

1510
01:01:22,900 --> 01:01:25,733
你反而觉得人家对你有什么男女情感

1511
01:01:25,733 --> 01:01:26,799
在倒贴他

1512
01:01:26,933 --> 01:01:27,866
神经病吧

1513
01:01:27,866 --> 01:01:30,566
我操真是纯纯的普信男啊

1514
01:01:30,566 --> 01:01:32,299
我很少用这个词来形容

1515
01:01:32,300 --> 01:01:33,733
真是纯纯的普信男

1516
01:01:33,733 --> 01:01:34,266
你知道吗

1517
01:01:34,266 --> 01:01:35,199
真下头发

1518
01:01:36,700 --> 01:01:37,766
很奇葩的

1519
01:01:37,766 --> 01:01:39,566
你们知道吧哎呦

1520
01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:42,866
呃有点下头了

1521
01:01:42,866 --> 01:01:43,666
我也觉得

1522
01:01:43,666 --> 01:01:45,733
真真是他妈的离谱啊

1523
01:01:45,733 --> 01:01:47,133
真真离谱啊

1524
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:49,900
哈哈哈怎么说呢

1525
01:01:49,900 --> 01:01:52,566
这组会不是每周都有人汇报吗

1526
01:01:52,566 --> 01:01:53,566
就是他们

1527
01:01:53,566 --> 01:01:54,666
他们他们

1528
01:01:54,666 --> 01:01:56,466
组会这个这个

1529
01:01:56,466 --> 01:01:58,666
轮到这个男生汇报的时候

1530
01:01:58,666 --> 01:02:00,066
所有人怎么说

1531
01:02:00,066 --> 01:02:01,966
好像这个男生是在之后

1532
01:02:01,966 --> 01:02:03,566
不知道哪一天汇报啊

1533
01:02:03,900 --> 01:02:06,566
每个人都期待着他汇报的那一天

1534
01:02:06,666 --> 01:02:09,933
狠狠的提出各种各样的问题去刁难他

1535
01:02:09,933 --> 01:02:11,599
哈哈哈

1536
01:02:14,666 --> 01:02:17,566
于老师说就是可能这个这个男的

1537
01:02:17,566 --> 01:02:19,199
本来以为是他情商低

1538
01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:20,900
后面觉得他就是人坏

1539
01:02:20,900 --> 01:02:23,800
我说你千万不要再继续帮助他了

1540
01:02:23,866 --> 01:02:27,099
有些人吧他他怎么说呢

1541
01:02:27,166 --> 01:02:28,699
世界对他不友好

1542
01:02:28,700 --> 01:02:30,900
可能是他有时候运气倒霉啊

1543
01:02:30,900 --> 01:02:32,300
或者怎么样的

1544
01:02:32,666 --> 01:02:35,133
有时候有时候就不太幸运

1545
01:02:35,133 --> 01:02:37,866
但是只要他的人品质还不错

1546
01:02:37,900 --> 01:02:40,000
他早晚他会碰到那种

1547
01:02:40,166 --> 01:02:43,099
呃对对你好一些的那种人的

1548
01:02:43,466 --> 01:02:45,866
而且这种人有对他好的人

1549
01:02:45,866 --> 01:02:47,166
他也会很感激对方

1550
01:02:47,166 --> 01:02:49,266
也会想想自己能为对方做什么

1551
01:02:49,266 --> 01:02:51,166
最起码就算他很弱小

1552
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:52,900
他也能够让对方感觉到

1553
01:02:52,900 --> 01:02:54,333
自己感恩的态度

1554
01:02:54,500 --> 01:02:56,600
这种人的运气会越来越好

1555
01:02:56,766 --> 01:03:00,333
而像你的你说的这个男的的这种人

1556
01:03:00,366 --> 01:03:01,666
他活该好吧

1557
01:03:01,666 --> 01:03:05,166
世界对他不好我的评价那那活该啊

1558
01:03:07,733 --> 01:03:09,499
当他跟世界不一样

1559
01:03:09,500 --> 01:03:11,666
那就是他在抬世界的杠啊

1560
01:03:11,666 --> 01:03:13,799
又坏又自私真的

1561
01:03:15,300 --> 01:03:19,200
都难以想象他怎么读到读到研究生的

1562
01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:21,200
而且还会

1563
01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:24,066
就是在小组作业合作的那个时候啊

1564
01:03:24,066 --> 01:03:25,733
真的很坏你知道吧

1565
01:03:25,866 --> 01:03:28,399
会会说自己的组员啊

1566
01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:31,000
就是人身攻击人家

1567
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:33,000
说人家什么又蠢又笨

1568
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:34,666
做的东西就是一坨垃圾

1569
01:03:35,066 --> 01:03:36,899
这就是纯纯的原话

1570
01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:39,366
但是因为他不是用英语说的

1571
01:03:39,500 --> 01:03:41,133
因为是用中文说的

1572
01:03:41,133 --> 01:03:43,966
所以说就没有办法去举报他

1573
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:45,666
而且还问我呢

1574
01:03:45,666 --> 01:03:47,133
说这个东西哎呦

1575
01:03:47,133 --> 01:03:50,066
我说为什么举报他没有没有什么用啊

1576
01:03:50,066 --> 01:03:50,866
是吧

1577
01:03:51,533 --> 01:03:53,733
感觉世界对他还是太宽容了

1578
01:03:53,733 --> 01:03:57,333
倒不如说中国留学生特有的这种

1579
01:03:57,333 --> 01:03:58,599
哎呀大家都是

1580
01:03:58,600 --> 01:03:59,133
都是什么

1581
01:03:59,133 --> 01:04:01,066
都是中国人抬头不见低头见

1582
01:04:01,066 --> 01:04:03,066
最好不要闹太难看吧

1583
01:04:03,266 --> 01:04:05,266
呃我们特有的这种包容

1584
01:04:05,266 --> 01:04:07,066
成为了他装逼的资本啊

1585
01:04:07,066 --> 01:04:08,299
就是这种感觉

1586
01:04:10,066 --> 01:04:11,866
人家又不是不写作业

1587
01:04:11,900 --> 01:04:13,300
你这么骂人家

1588
01:04:13,300 --> 01:04:15,400
你又能聪明到哪里去

1589
01:04:15,866 --> 01:04:17,599
我觉得真正聪明的人

1590
01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:20,366
他都不会这样去人身攻击别人啊

1591
01:04:20,366 --> 01:04:21,333
别人有多蠢

1592
01:04:21,333 --> 01:04:22,366
别人有多笨呢

1593
01:04:22,366 --> 01:04:25,799
上天给你一个很强大的一个平台

1594
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:26,766
一个起步

1595
01:04:26,766 --> 01:04:28,366
或者说你自己努力

1596
01:04:28,466 --> 01:04:30,599
然后取得了很多的成就

1597
01:04:30,966 --> 01:04:33,566
难道不是应该更加的去包容一些

1598
01:04:33,566 --> 01:04:35,366
不如你能力的人吗

1599
01:04:36,333 --> 01:04:38,999
严格的要求应该是对待自己的啊

1600
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:42,000
你自己说自己做的东西一坨学术垃圾

1601
01:04:42,366 --> 01:04:43,733
那没有人会反对你

1602
01:04:43,733 --> 01:04:44,866
还会有人附和你啊

1603
01:04:44,866 --> 01:04:46,166
我的也是学术垃圾

1604
01:04:46,166 --> 01:04:47,733
我就是学术屎壳郎

1605
01:04:47,766 --> 01:04:49,166
你看看你要这么说别人

1606
01:04:49,166 --> 01:04:50,266
别人急不急眼

1607
01:04:51,266 --> 01:04:53,799
对自己严要求那是有美德

1608
01:04:54,100 --> 01:04:56,500
严要求别人还人身攻击别人

1609
01:04:56,500 --> 01:04:58,333
这个人就是纯纯的坏啊

1610
01:04:59,933 --> 01:05:01,799
如何评价你被人家要微信

1611
01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:02,900
你说了一句不好意思

1612
01:05:02,900 --> 01:05:03,966
不太用微信

1613
01:05:03,966 --> 01:05:08,733
哈哈哈你应该被挂到小红书上去

1614
01:05:08,733 --> 01:05:09,999
集美问谁懂啊

1615
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:13,333
今天在留学生的那个那个上课的时候

1616
01:05:13,366 --> 01:05:17,166
啊鼓起勇气找一个这个华人男生要

1617
01:05:17,166 --> 01:05:20,766
要微信人家说我不用微信啊

1618
01:05:20,766 --> 01:05:22,166
我回来特别伤心

1619
01:05:22,166 --> 01:05:24,166
怎么会有人不用微信呢

1620
01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:24,900
啊谢谢

1621
01:05:24,900 --> 01:05:25,766
真没出去的

1622
01:05:25,766 --> 01:05:27,066
谢谢的老师的心愿

1623
01:05:27,066 --> 01:05:28,166
盲盒的情书啊

1624
01:05:28,166 --> 01:05:29,066
感谢支持啊

1625
01:05:29,066 --> 01:05:29,599
欢迎等你啊

1626
01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:31,066
那个不好意思

1627
01:05:31,066 --> 01:05:32,199
加满了

1628
01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:35,866
你给人家留点留点面子吧好不好

1629
01:05:36,333 --> 01:05:37,466
但是他要你微信

1630
01:05:37,466 --> 01:05:39,299
他也不一定是想跟你干什么

1631
01:05:39,300 --> 01:05:40,933
就是当男女朋友啊

1632
01:05:40,933 --> 01:05:42,266
或者是跟你进一步发

1633
01:05:42,266 --> 01:05:43,166
展什么的

1634
01:05:43,333 --> 01:05:45,466
大娃在上课要微信的时候

1635
01:05:45,466 --> 01:05:48,333
就是人家邀请他去开part啊

1636
01:05:48,333 --> 01:05:50,866
大白之前在澳洲读书的时候

1637
01:05:50,866 --> 01:05:52,799
下课有女生找他要微信

1638
01:05:53,100 --> 01:05:55,133
然后大白说干什么呀

1639
01:05:55,366 --> 01:05:57,866
那个女生说今天晚上我们有个聚会

1640
01:05:57,866 --> 01:05:59,133
我看你长得还不错

1641
01:05:59,133 --> 01:06:02,366
你要不要来哈哈哈

1642
01:06:03,933 --> 01:06:05,133
你上了一天课

1643
01:06:05,133 --> 01:06:07,499
你上课的时候脑回路是不一样的

1644
01:06:07,500 --> 01:06:07,900
是吗我

1645
01:06:07,900 --> 01:06:09,266
我不会不会

1646
01:06:09,266 --> 01:06:11,566
不过确实应该吧这个玩个路

1647
01:06:11,566 --> 01:06:12,899
不在我们直播间里面

1648
01:06:12,900 --> 01:06:14,166
像小学生抬杠一样

1649
01:06:14,166 --> 01:06:15,399
主播都不爱理你

1650
01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:16,666
主播都不稀得理你

1651
01:06:16,666 --> 01:06:19,066
玩个路不还经常说话不算话呀

1652
01:06:19,366 --> 01:06:20,899
经常人身攻击啊

1653
01:06:20,900 --> 01:06:21,733
经常怎么样的

1654
01:06:21,733 --> 01:06:25,066
你要上课也像也像在主播直播间这样

1655
01:06:25,066 --> 01:06:25,199
那

1656
01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:29,133
你可能跟主播刚才聊的那个玉女士

1657
01:06:29,466 --> 01:06:31,299
遇到的普信男啊

1658
01:06:31,300 --> 01:06:32,200
也差不多吧

1659
01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:33,500
那你真下头好吧

1660
01:06:33,500 --> 01:06:35,100
你上课的时候肯定那么脑抽

1661
01:06:35,866 --> 01:06:36,999
胸膛弹幕

1662
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:37,466
胸膛

1663
01:06:37,466 --> 01:06:40,333
你还知道你在我直播间天天脑抽啊

1664
01:06:40,333 --> 01:06:41,466
玩个论破啊

1665
01:06:41,666 --> 01:06:43,566
你看你这把打的是不是有问题

1666
01:06:43,566 --> 01:06:45,066
你自己都承认你有问题了

1667
01:06:45,066 --> 01:06:47,199
能不能别在主播直播间扮演弱智啊

1668
01:06:47,200 --> 01:06:49,166
这是你解压的一种方式吗

1669
01:06:49,333 --> 01:06:51,733
胸膛哈哈哈

1670
01:06:51,933 --> 01:06:53,699
学历低也不见得都是人渣

1671
01:06:53,700 --> 01:06:54,566
倒不如说

1672
01:06:54,766 --> 01:06:55,299
很多时候

1673
01:06:55,300 --> 01:06:57,866
学历真的划分不了一个人的素质吧

1674
01:07:00,566 --> 01:07:01,866
你说你没微信

1675
01:07:01,866 --> 01:07:02,999
但是你有张嘴

1676
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:04,300
要不然你们亲个嘴吧

1677
01:07:04,300 --> 01:07:05,333
你好下头啊

1678
01:07:05,333 --> 01:07:06,466
好恶心啊

1679
01:07:08,266 --> 01:07:09,599
上限5,000啊

1680
01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:10,666
这么多人吗

1681
01:07:10,666 --> 01:07:11,699
那走走好好的是吧

1682
01:07:11,700 --> 01:07:12,500
就在训粉

1683
01:07:12,500 --> 01:07:13,766
没有我就训他一个

1684
01:07:13,766 --> 01:07:14,966
怎么你羡慕了

1685
01:07:15,400 --> 01:07:17,933
你直播的时候有晚教上课的深度

1686
01:07:17,933 --> 01:07:18,499
会这样那

1687
01:07:18,500 --> 01:07:19,533
那倒也是吧

1688
01:07:19,533 --> 01:07:20,899
那倒也是吧哎呀

1689
01:07:22,266 --> 01:07:24,799
那我不是更更没人看了吧

1690
01:07:26,300 --> 01:07:28,366
我们是娱乐虚拟主播

1691
01:07:28,366 --> 01:07:30,499
虚拟主播本质上是一种娱乐哎

1692
01:07:30,500 --> 01:07:31,266
我看的是看

1693
01:07:31,266 --> 01:07:33,266
看的是为了解压的

1694
01:07:33,700 --> 01:07:36,133
你要是就是靠靠什么

1695
01:07:36,133 --> 01:07:39,933
靠捏泥人解压的话你买点捏捏去捏呗

1696
01:07:39,966 --> 01:07:42,499
是吧什么时候直播学拍摄

1697
01:07:42,500 --> 01:07:43,733
我学不了吧

1698
01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:47,666
感觉主播对他跟对别的烟人不一样啊

1699
01:07:47,666 --> 01:07:49,199
直播间备一块金桃木

1700
01:07:49,200 --> 01:07:51,466
我有启动

1701
01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:52,733
哈哈哈

1702
01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:56,500
堂下何人状告本官

1703
01:07:59,100 --> 01:08:01,200
主播对他跟其他人不一样

1704
01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:02,300
主要是因为玩个路

1705
01:08:02,300 --> 01:08:05,066
每次一进来就自说自话给主播画饼

1706
01:08:05,066 --> 01:08:06,933
然后从来都不那什么呀

1707
01:08:07,200 --> 01:08:10,333
给主播给主播给主播画饼从来不兑现

1708
01:08:10,333 --> 01:08:11,766
是一个很坏很坏人

1709
01:08:11,766 --> 01:08:12,999
哈哈哈

1710
01:08:13,933 --> 01:08:15,133
没有吧没有吧

1711
01:08:15,533 --> 01:08:17,799
学历很多时候代表学习能力强

1712
01:08:17,800 --> 01:08:19,966
不是代表人品好不好

1713
01:08:22,300 --> 01:08:23,100
嗯倒不如说

1714
01:08:23,100 --> 01:08:27,066
每个每个那个段位都有很多自私的人

1715
01:08:27,066 --> 01:08:28,533
然后学历越强

1716
01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:29,666
有很多时候

1717
01:08:29,666 --> 01:08:33,966
他的呃客观意义上的智商会更强一些

1718
01:08:34,266 --> 01:08:37,299
这种智商稍微好一些的人

1719
01:08:37,300 --> 01:08:39,966
他坏起来对社会的危害更大

1720
01:08:39,966 --> 01:08:42,299
对周边的危害也更大

1721
01:08:42,600 --> 01:08:43,566
这一声拍下去

1722
01:08:43,566 --> 01:08:45,199
我睡一半都给你们拍起来

1723
01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:46,500
其实这不是金汤木

1724
01:08:46,500 --> 01:08:48,400
这是主包主包的立牌

1725
01:08:48,400 --> 01:08:50,133
主包的亚克力立牌哦

1726
01:08:50,133 --> 01:08:51,366
拍的很轻一声

1727
01:08:51,366 --> 01:08:53,166
我生怕把它再拍断了

1728
01:08:53,166 --> 01:08:53,999
那你们就会听到

1729
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:56,100
一个小女孩在直播间里又哭又闹

1730
01:08:56,100 --> 01:08:58,366
哈哈哈很贵的

1731
01:08:58,366 --> 01:08:59,566
这个就很贵的

1732
01:08:59,566 --> 01:09:02,599
主播的那个什么主播的这个

1733
01:09:02,766 --> 01:09:05,299
塞尔达公主和林克的那个

1734
01:09:05,400 --> 01:09:08,733
百年百年的那个丙图啊

1735
01:09:09,700 --> 01:09:13,700
教堂彩窗饼加上那个哎呦满印

1736
01:09:13,700 --> 01:09:15,300
这工艺可好了呢

1737
01:09:15,366 --> 01:09:18,299
主播主播主播都不能不好意思拍他

1738
01:09:19,266 --> 01:09:20,733
主播其他耶耶

1739
01:09:20,733 --> 01:09:22,699
人不一样切

1740
01:09:25,866 --> 01:09:26,599
来审案子

1741
01:09:26,600 --> 01:09:29,100
那学习跟自控力又有什么关系

1742
01:09:29,466 --> 01:09:31,533
学习好的人自控力强吧

1743
01:09:31,533 --> 01:09:32,199
但自控力

1744
01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:34,533
只是说他对于他自己的要求啊

1745
01:09:34,733 --> 01:09:35,199
很多时

1746
01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:38,133
候很多人是那种精致的利己主义者啊

1747
01:09:38,366 --> 01:09:41,866
他明知道一件事情做了之后啊

1748
01:09:41,866 --> 01:09:43,999
能让自己也开心别人也开心

1749
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:46,066
他就不因为他不想别人开心

1750
01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:48,466
比那种这个这个这个

1751
01:09:48,466 --> 01:09:51,299
不知道这件事情有这种好的做法的人

1752
01:09:51,300 --> 01:09:52,500
还要可恶啊

1753
01:09:52,500 --> 01:09:54,500
真可恶吧好吧

1754
01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:57,100
我觉得学历问题是

1755
01:09:57,100 --> 01:09:59,000
有的人考高分是真聪明

1756
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:01,133
有的人考高分是靠背题

1757
01:10:02,300 --> 01:10:06,266
我觉得考背题倒也倒也倒也挺好的吧

1758
01:10:06,266 --> 01:10:07,166
因为大部分人

1759
01:10:07,166 --> 01:10:09,799
他其实也没有那么聪明吧

1760
01:10:09,800 --> 01:10:10,333
虽然我觉得

1761
01:10:10,333 --> 01:10:12,933
我们直播间应该有好多都很聪明啊

1762
01:10:12,966 --> 01:10:13,999
但我说实话

1763
01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:16,400
就是这个世界上还是比较普通的

1764
01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:19,166
这个这个这个人比较多

1765
01:10:19,366 --> 01:10:22,166
但特别特别笨的人其实也很少啊

1766
01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:25,166
靠背题的其实是大部分吧

1767
01:10:25,166 --> 01:10:27,566
我觉得真的没有特别那种

1768
01:10:27,566 --> 01:10:29,533
就是啊不怎么做题

1769
01:10:29,533 --> 01:10:32,199
然后理解了这件事情的这个原理之后

1770
01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:35,600
马上我就能呃推一推二推三

1771
01:10:35,600 --> 01:10:37,266
把这个东西全推出来

1772
01:10:37,366 --> 01:10:39,099
我觉得还是挺难的

1773
01:10:39,100 --> 01:10:41,400
至少我是没有这种这种

1774
01:10:41,400 --> 01:10:44,266
那什么你下节课跟他说

1775
01:10:44,700 --> 01:10:46,733
为了他重新把微信下了回来

1776
01:10:46,733 --> 01:10:47,966
想跟他加个好友

1777
01:10:47,966 --> 01:10:49,166
哈哈哈

1778
01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:51,533
没有啦我们烟人

1779
01:10:51,533 --> 01:10:52,799
你们都会电脑

1780
01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:54,700
比比主播厉害多了

1781
01:10:54,700 --> 01:10:55,266
你们看

1782
01:10:55,266 --> 01:10:58,666
主播对电脑的掌控能力真的很烂吧

1783
01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:00,866
啊背多了能理解一下

1784
01:11:00,866 --> 01:11:02,699
但灵动性差很多

1785
01:11:02,966 --> 01:11:04,299
我就是这样的

1786
01:11:04,300 --> 01:11:05,100
你知道吧

1787
01:11:05,533 --> 01:11:07,366
笨到高分代表的是努力

1788
01:11:07,366 --> 01:11:10,266
可以去努力做到对他来说很难的东西

1789
01:11:10,533 --> 01:11:12,133
但其实这个世界上

1790
01:11:12,133 --> 01:11:15,299
并不是只有聪明人才会通向成功的吧

1791
01:11:16,900 --> 01:11:17,900
主办还好

1792
01:11:17,900 --> 01:11:18,566
真的还好

1793
01:11:18,566 --> 01:11:19,866
我真的还好吗

1794
01:11:20,166 --> 01:11:22,399
我觉得我当兵以来越来越笨了

1795
01:11:22,400 --> 01:11:23,500
哎家人们

1796
01:11:23,900 --> 01:11:25,733
呃主办一几年

1797
01:11:25,733 --> 01:11:28,933
12年13年的时候还能在网上找

1798
01:11:28,933 --> 01:11:31,499
到那个全英文版的破子

1799
01:11:31,500 --> 01:11:33,333
破解版的那个包子

1800
01:11:33,500 --> 01:11:36,533
然后下载玩然后玩了好久好久

1801
01:11:37,133 --> 01:11:38,933
结果当了虚拟主播之后

1802
01:11:38,933 --> 01:11:41,133
这个台式电脑的这个游戏

1803
01:11:41,133 --> 01:11:42,566
基本不怎么玩了

1804
01:11:43,100 --> 01:11:45,266
主播本来曾经可

1805
01:11:45,266 --> 01:11:48,399
可能就是跟大家相差不多

1806
01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:50,700
就是也可以掌握一下电脑的

1807
01:11:50,700 --> 01:11:52,800
然后到了后面就没怎么没怎么

1808
01:11:52,800 --> 01:11:54,700
没怎么掌握这个东西了

1809
01:11:54,700 --> 01:11:57,266
我就走上一条错误的道路啊

1810
01:11:57,966 --> 01:12:00,066
呃以前那种技术类贴吧

1811
01:12:00,100 --> 01:12:02,366
什么游戏分析类的贴吧呀

1812
01:12:02,500 --> 01:12:04,933
还有什么这个这个之类的脚本啊

1813
01:12:04,933 --> 01:12:07,166
之类的按键精灵啊

1814
01:12:07,166 --> 01:12:09,999
什么什么插件主播都能搞明白的

1815
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:11,600
后面都搞不明白了

1816
01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:13,400
哈哈

1817
01:12:14,900 --> 01:12:16,600
努力能保证你的下限

1818
01:12:16,600 --> 01:12:18,333
天赋也决定了你的上限

1819
01:12:18,333 --> 01:12:19,399
大部分人一辈子

1820
01:12:19,400 --> 01:12:21,666
其实都摸不到自己的上限的

1821
01:12:21,900 --> 01:12:23,766
就是你以为现在是你的上限

1822
01:12:23,766 --> 01:12:25,066
那其实真不是吧

1823
01:12:25,066 --> 01:12:26,266
晚上好大头

1824
01:12:26,700 --> 01:12:29,500
嗯 5爱破

1825
01:12:29,666 --> 01:12:33,399
哈哈哈哈哈哈被爷爷气的

1826
01:12:33,400 --> 01:12:35,000
没有到虚拟主播以来

1827
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:37,266
感觉真的自己越来越笨的

1828
01:12:37,266 --> 01:12:38,799
为什么大拇指怎么停了

1829
01:12:39,166 --> 01:12:40,499
大拇指怎么停了

1830
01:12:40,733 --> 01:12:42,799
刚才大拇指断掉了一块哎

1831
01:12:43,666 --> 01:12:45,533
嗯但是我能看到我能看到

1832
01:12:45,533 --> 01:12:46,699
大家不用担心

1833
01:12:46,700 --> 01:12:47,366
不知道为什么

1834
01:12:47,366 --> 01:12:48,999
可能刚才断了一下网啊

1835
01:12:49,100 --> 01:12:49,700
呃

1836
01:12:49,700 --> 01:12:52,566
说不定现在平庸的自己已经是上限了

1837
01:12:52,700 --> 01:12:53,300
但是我觉得

1838
01:12:53,300 --> 01:12:54,866
也没有必要一直想着那种

1839
01:12:54,866 --> 01:12:56,133
不存在的上限吧

1840
01:12:56,133 --> 01:12:57,666
因为一直想着这个的话

1841
01:12:57,666 --> 01:12:59,499
你总会给自己很大的压力

1842
01:12:59,500 --> 01:13:00,733
你就会给自己一个预设

1843
01:13:00,733 --> 01:13:02,266
我要做到什么什么样

1844
01:13:02,600 --> 01:13:04,466
和我一样年龄的二十二三岁

1845
01:13:04,466 --> 01:13:06,366
二十三四岁的人应该做到什么样

1846
01:13:06,366 --> 01:13:07,733
应该有多少存款

1847
01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:09,000
应该买什么样的车

1848
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:10,900
应该谈什么样的女朋友

1849
01:13:10,900 --> 01:13:12,600
应该在哪里的大厂工作

1850
01:13:12,600 --> 01:13:14,200
应该计划在一二三线

1851
01:13:14,200 --> 01:13:15,733
什么样的城市定居

1852
01:13:15,933 --> 01:13:17,133
应该有什么学历

1853
01:13:17,133 --> 01:13:18,533
没有那么多应该

1854
01:13:18,900 --> 01:13:20,400
真的没有那么多应该

1855
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:24,666
很多时候觉得你努力取得了一个是

1856
01:13:24,666 --> 01:13:25,399
怎么说呢

1857
01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:27,666
真正的努力之后取得了结果

1858
01:13:27,700 --> 01:13:30,733
不管是60分还是80分或者是90分

1859
01:13:30,766 --> 01:13:33,199
都是值得庆祝值得骄傲的

1860
01:13:33,500 --> 01:13:33,800
因为

1861
01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:36,533
这世界上有很多分享自己生活的人

1862
01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:38,133
他确实天资就比你强

1863
01:13:38,133 --> 01:13:39,399
他的平台也比你强

1864
01:13:39,466 --> 01:13:40,066
你没有必要

1865
01:13:40,066 --> 01:13:42,999
就是为人家这种成功感到焦虑

1866
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:44,733
我也该像他那样

1867
01:13:45,066 --> 01:13:46,899
最后也没有办法达到像他那样

1868
01:13:46,900 --> 01:13:49,100
反而给自己搞了很多的心理压力出来

1869
01:13:49,100 --> 01:13:50,366
啊好吧

1870
01:13:52,966 --> 01:13:54,566
活着师傅别念了

1871
01:13:54,566 --> 01:13:55,366
对不起

1872
01:13:56,100 --> 01:13:56,733
有人说一

1873
01:13:56,733 --> 01:13:59,666
我觉得什么直播间来来回回回复

1874
01:13:59,666 --> 01:14:00,566
要微什么

1875
01:14:00,566 --> 01:14:01,333
比你还烂

1876
01:14:01,333 --> 01:14:03,599
好吧以后玩个论再说什么呀

1877
01:14:04,300 --> 01:14:05,500
你看不到呀

1878
01:14:08,733 --> 01:14:09,666
接受自己啊

1879
01:14:09,666 --> 01:14:11,399
就是要接受自己啊

1880
01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:13,133
在你努力了之后

1881
01:14:13,133 --> 01:14:15,699
你就学会跟自己和解吧

1882
01:14:15,866 --> 01:14:18,066
就真的还是学会跟自己和解

1883
01:14:18,766 --> 01:14:20,699
没有人可以给耶耶人打分

1884
01:14:20,700 --> 01:14:21,900
主播又要在用打分

1885
01:14:21,900 --> 01:14:22,800
你就是耶耶人了

1886
01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:24,200
你们马上要回家了

1887
01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:25,566
你的七大姑八大姨

1888
01:14:25,566 --> 01:14:28,299
二大爷三大奶不会给你打分吗

1889
01:14:28,966 --> 01:14:31,799
那大家为什么之所以烦这种过年回家

1890
01:14:31,800 --> 01:14:33,133
不熟悉的亲戚

1891
01:14:33,366 --> 01:14:35,499
来这种莫名其妙的关心你

1892
01:14:35,500 --> 01:14:38,000
不就是因为你不管在外面怎么样

1893
01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:38,600
回家之后

1894
01:14:38,600 --> 01:14:41,166
评分标准就是那么固化了几条

1895
01:14:41,466 --> 01:14:42,999
考上公务员了吗

1896
01:14:43,133 --> 01:14:44,533
找到对象了吗

1897
01:14:44,766 --> 01:14:45,699
配种了吗

1898
01:14:45,700 --> 01:14:47,766
生没生小猪啊之类的

1899
01:14:49,366 --> 01:14:52,533
就这种这种这种这种想法啊

1900
01:14:52,566 --> 01:14:55,399
好吧过年直接出国旅游

1901
01:14:55,500 --> 01:14:57,733
不是每一个人都能这么洒脱了

1902
01:14:57,733 --> 01:14:59,799
真能到过年直接出国旅游

1903
01:14:59,800 --> 01:15:00,766
咱们说走就走

1904
01:15:00,766 --> 01:15:01,966
这种情况下

1905
01:15:02,066 --> 01:15:04,099
大部分人他也不会有这种想

1906
01:15:04,100 --> 01:15:05,500
法了是吧

1907
01:15:05,866 --> 01:15:07,499
已经被催赶紧找对象

1908
01:15:07,500 --> 01:15:09,500
你不管对自己多满意

1909
01:15:09,500 --> 01:15:11,400
他们都会把你扔到一个

1910
01:15:11,400 --> 01:15:14,700
你其实并不想要的这个评分标准下面

1911
01:15:14,700 --> 01:15:15,866
去评价你

1912
01:15:15,966 --> 01:15:16,533
有很多人

1913
01:15:16,533 --> 01:15:19,266
确实也会因为这件事情难过

1914
01:15:19,300 --> 01:15:20,733
也会因为这件事情痛苦

1915
01:15:20,733 --> 01:15:22,399
也会因为这件事情心烦

1916
01:15:22,700 --> 01:15:25,266
因为我们都不是那么坚定的人

1917
01:15:25,466 --> 01:15:26,766
人家听多了你

1918
01:15:26,766 --> 01:15:28,533
你需要这个东西

1919
01:15:28,600 --> 01:15:31,000
你就真以为自己真需要

1920
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:32,400
这是很有可能的

1921
01:15:33,066 --> 01:15:34,366
主播想去哪里旅游

1922
01:15:34,366 --> 01:15:35,366
我旅不了游

1923
01:15:35,366 --> 01:15:36,933
我要去考试

1924
01:15:37,500 --> 01:15:38,533
那我来打分

1925
01:15:38,800 --> 01:15:40,166
粉丝到6万了吗

1926
01:15:40,166 --> 01:15:41,299
新车票发了吗

1927
01:15:41,300 --> 01:15:42,600
70件能保住吗

1928
01:15:42,600 --> 01:15:44,600
我才不要被你打分呢

1929
01:15:44,600 --> 01:15:47,566
我今天还能来直播就已经挺好的了

1930
01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:51,700
本来身体就不是特别舒服啦好吧

1931
01:15:53,600 --> 01:15:55,200
主播想去哪里旅游

1932
01:15:55,333 --> 01:15:57,699
先看看极光吧

1933
01:15:57,800 --> 01:16:00,666
我感觉今年又把极光去错过了

1934
01:16:00,666 --> 01:16:02,566
我其实有点想去黄岛啊

1935
01:16:02,566 --> 01:16:03,733
但我觉得太冷

1936
01:16:03,866 --> 01:16:06,866
哈哈哈我想去看看极光

1937
01:16:10,566 --> 01:16:13,933
想去暖和的地方呆一呆晒晒太阳

1938
01:16:13,933 --> 01:16:17,466
别的倒没有什么太大的想法啦

1939
01:16:20,400 --> 01:16:23,000
和小男友去伦敦桥拍照

1940
01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:24,666
主播的耐寒能力怎么样

1941
01:16:24,666 --> 01:16:26,566
我觉得还好吧还可以

1942
01:16:28,466 --> 01:16:30,999
还可以主播有美签吧

1943
01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:32,366
主播没有美签

1944
01:16:32,700 --> 01:16:34,000
主播生不下来

1945
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:35,533
加拿大是全世界

1946
01:16:35,533 --> 01:16:36,699
多多是全世界

1947
01:16:36,700 --> 01:16:39,800
发那个什么发美签最慢的一个测试吧

1948
01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:41,066
哈哈哈

1949
01:16:42,266 --> 01:16:43,999
主播的评分有两部分

1950
01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:45,766
作为虚拟主播评分2.0

1951
01:16:45,766 --> 01:16:46,366
你是谁呀

1952
01:16:46,366 --> 01:16:48,933
在那指手画脚说主播分高分低的

1953
01:16:51,933 --> 01:16:54,666
满分2.0 我宣布满分就2.0 哎

1954
01:16:54,666 --> 01:16:56,099
你也是耐冻王

1955
01:16:56,100 --> 01:16:58,000
还挺还挺耐冻的

1956
01:16:58,400 --> 01:17:01,066
去了趟东北回来上海是真的冷啊

1957
01:17:01,066 --> 01:17:02,966
那主要是该冷的时候冷

1958
01:17:02,966 --> 01:17:04,133
该热的时候热

1959
01:17:04,133 --> 01:17:06,666
是吧就像是我们东北啊

1960
01:17:06,666 --> 01:17:09,133
你该冷的时候有雪有雪

1961
01:17:09,133 --> 01:17:11,066
然后还能积累下来

1962
01:17:11,066 --> 01:17:12,199
还能做冰雕

1963
01:17:12,366 --> 01:17:14,199
然后还能这个把河都冻起来

1964
01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:15,500
给大家看着

1965
01:17:15,500 --> 01:17:17,366
玩下去还挺浪漫的

1966
01:17:17,466 --> 01:17:19,166
该热的时候进屋里面

1967
01:17:19,166 --> 01:17:20,133
那是真热呀

1968
01:17:20,133 --> 01:17:22,466
在家里穿个半截袖都嫌闷的那种

1969
01:17:23,400 --> 01:17:25,500
是吧这个叫有张有弛啊

1970
01:17:25,500 --> 01:17:27,333
有开有合啊

1971
01:17:27,333 --> 01:17:29,366
如果说是像南方那种冷

1972
01:17:29,700 --> 01:17:31,600
屋里面又潮又冷

1973
01:17:31,766 --> 01:17:33,366
屋外面还起雾

1974
01:17:33,600 --> 01:17:35,733
又又又刮风

1975
01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:37,700
那就空气湿度又大

1976
01:17:37,700 --> 01:17:39,166
那种魔法攻击嘛

1977
01:17:39,166 --> 01:17:41,699
钻心刺骨的这种寒冷

1978
01:17:41,900 --> 01:17:43,566
那就是不懂事的冷啊

1979
01:17:43,566 --> 01:17:46,066
就像是什么安琪主播的玩葛路美一样

1980
01:17:46,066 --> 01:17:47,266
非常的不懂事

1981
01:17:49,166 --> 01:17:50,499
该热的时候宣布

1982
01:17:50,500 --> 01:17:52,466
三亚是东北的一部分

1983
01:17:54,266 --> 01:17:57,099
那确实是比较喜欢暖和的地方吧

1984
01:17:57,100 --> 01:17:59,600
啊中国有主播有脂肪层

1985
01:17:59,600 --> 01:18:01,066
那确实有脂肪层吧

1986
01:18:01,066 --> 01:18:03,133
脂肪保暖效果是真好了

1987
01:18:03,266 --> 01:18:04,133
这么难是不是

1988
01:18:04,133 --> 01:18:06,766
美国留学生都去加拿大申美签了

1989
01:18:06,866 --> 01:18:08,933
美国留学生不用申美签吧

1990
01:18:09,800 --> 01:18:11,466
呃有吗

1991
01:18:11,500 --> 01:18:13,366
东北的风吹过来破不了甲

1992
01:18:13,366 --> 01:18:15,533
回上海刚下车直接破甲了

1993
01:18:15,533 --> 01:18:17,099
倒是吧那倒倒

1994
01:18:17,100 --> 01:18:18,466
那倒也确实是吧

1995
01:18:19,466 --> 01:18:23,466
喂你的猫在你的肚子上踩奶哦

1996
01:18:23,466 --> 01:18:26,099
真好呀我也想我也想要

1997
01:18:26,900 --> 01:18:28,533
我也想要小猫

1998
01:18:28,700 --> 01:18:32,266
小猫呜哎

1999
01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:34,900
等到等到

2000
01:18:34,900 --> 01:18:37,066
主播主播主播

2001
01:18:37,566 --> 01:18:39,999
居有定锁的时候啊

2002
01:18:42,500 --> 01:18:44,100
去收养一只小猫

2003
01:18:44,300 --> 01:18:45,800
呃作为一个大猫

2004
01:18:45,800 --> 01:18:47,000
收养一个小猫

2005
01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:49,733
等它长大了之后我再教它收养小猫

2006
01:18:49,733 --> 01:18:52,099
真可爱真可爱

2007
01:18:53,200 --> 01:18:54,266
猫不能养猫

2008
01:18:54,266 --> 01:18:55,566
我就要养猫

2009
01:18:55,566 --> 01:18:56,666
你管我呢

2010
01:18:56,666 --> 01:18:59,866
我还会教它怎么抓讨厌的坏人

2011
01:19:02,600 --> 01:19:03,966
嗯猫可以养小猫

2012
01:19:03,966 --> 01:19:07,133
我说的大猫长大了可以养小猫

2013
01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:08,266
小猫老爹

2014
01:19:08,266 --> 01:19:09,533
哈哈哈

2015
01:19:09,700 --> 01:19:13,266
到时候给他吃我的这个泰式辣辣

2016
01:19:13,466 --> 01:19:14,733
这个猫罐头

2017
01:19:14,733 --> 01:19:15,533
哎哈哈

2018
01:19:16,600 --> 01:19:18,333
他吃一口估计要喷火

2019
01:19:18,766 --> 01:19:20,166
你现在不能养了

2020
01:19:20,166 --> 01:19:22,133
我觉得我曾经我说过

2021
01:19:22,133 --> 01:19:24,599
我很讨厌这一部分留学生啊

2022
01:19:24,600 --> 01:19:25,500
就是那种

2023
01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:28,566
出来之后马上租个房子

2024
01:19:28,933 --> 01:19:30,866
这个这个找个男朋友

2025
01:19:30,866 --> 01:19:33,199
两个人一起同觉养一个猫一个狗

2026
01:19:33,400 --> 01:19:36,300
分手的时候两个人都不想要宠物

2027
01:19:36,300 --> 01:19:38,966
然后马上就把这个毛孩子丢了

2028
01:19:38,966 --> 01:19:40,299
或者是要搬家的时候

2029
01:19:40,300 --> 01:19:42,366
就把这个宠物送掉

2030
01:19:42,366 --> 01:19:44,933
或者干脆就扔掉带给朋友

2031
01:19:45,100 --> 01:19:47,533
或者要回国的时候就带不走

2032
01:19:47,966 --> 01:19:49,366
就这个时候自己

2033
01:19:49,400 --> 01:19:52,100
说实话自己都没什么精力负担自己

2034
01:19:52,100 --> 01:19:54,366
我根据我们俩现在都是

2035
01:19:55,533 --> 01:19:57,799
都是那种恨不得买葱买

2036
01:19:57,800 --> 01:19:58,700
买香菜

2037
01:19:58,700 --> 01:20:02,333
都用超市里面大块速冻包的这种

2038
01:20:02,533 --> 01:20:04,533
这种生活状态啊

2039
01:20:04,933 --> 01:20:05,733
哎

2040
01:20:06,600 --> 01:20:10,166
所以说就根本没有能力去有闲事的

2041
01:20:10,166 --> 01:20:12,266
为一个活着的生命负责

2042
01:20:12,266 --> 01:20:14,599
你开心的时候你把他拿过来抱抱

2043
01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:15,666
那你敢溜的时候

2044
01:20:15,666 --> 01:20:18,099
你一忙起来你没空管他

2045
01:20:18,100 --> 01:20:19,266
那怎么办呢

2046
01:20:19,266 --> 01:20:20,799
那那谁怎么办呢

2047
01:20:21,500 --> 01:20:23,600
留学生活这么幸福的吗

2048
01:20:23,600 --> 01:20:24,933
哪里幸福啊

2049
01:20:25,800 --> 01:20:28,166
一只猫用逗猫棒逗另外一只

2050
01:20:28,166 --> 01:20:30,299
那不就是我养猫的样子吗

2051
01:20:30,366 --> 01:20:32,699
嘿嘿嘿现在不能养

2052
01:20:32,700 --> 01:20:34,600
而且你也不知道你以后去哪里

2053
01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:35,400
你知道吧

2054
01:20:35,533 --> 01:20:36,933
你不知道你以后去哪里

2055
01:20:36,933 --> 01:20:38,933
你也不知道你能不能带着这个小猫

2056
01:20:38,933 --> 01:20:39,966
的情况下

2057
01:20:40,133 --> 01:20:42,333
你就没有办法对它负责

2058
01:20:43,400 --> 01:20:46,400
这个东西养过来他不是一个玩具啊

2059
01:20:46,400 --> 01:20:49,533
我觉得这个小猫小狗这种

2060
01:20:49,533 --> 01:20:51,666
他其实就是你自己选择的

2061
01:20:51,666 --> 01:20:53,533
不会说话的家人了

2062
01:20:53,533 --> 01:20:55,066
我知道肯定有人要喷啊

2063
01:20:55,066 --> 01:20:56,933
主播主播经典

2064
01:20:56,933 --> 01:20:58,333
什么主播主播经典

2065
01:20:58,333 --> 01:21:00,566
猫孝子我不是猫孝子

2066
01:21:00,566 --> 01:21:04,299
我只是觉得应该对一个生命负责啊

2067
01:21:04,966 --> 01:21:07,733
因为我小的时候也不懂事的时候

2068
01:21:07,733 --> 01:21:09,566
跟家里面说我要养小猫

2069
01:21:09,566 --> 01:21:12,499
养小狗到后面搬家的时候

2070
01:21:12,500 --> 01:21:14,500
因为我自己没有办法对它负责

2071
01:21:14,500 --> 01:21:15,866
我那时候才多大点

2072
01:21:15,900 --> 01:21:17,933
才六七岁搬到新家

2073
01:21:17,933 --> 01:21:19,299
新家是木地板

2074
01:21:19,533 --> 01:21:21,399
就没有办法继续收留

2075
01:21:21,400 --> 01:21:23,100
家里面养的小野猫了

2076
01:21:23,100 --> 01:21:24,500
没有办法只能把它送

2077
01:21:24,500 --> 01:21:25,333
送给别人了

2078
01:21:25,333 --> 01:21:26,566
送给亲戚了

2079
01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:29,466
因为这个猫一直抓

2080
01:21:29,466 --> 01:21:30,933
然后在我们家里没赶过来

2081
01:21:30,933 --> 01:21:34,566
把那个沙发给抓的就是比较花

2082
01:21:36,100 --> 01:21:37,500
所以就把它送走了

2083
01:21:37,500 --> 01:21:38,800
我就知道我没有办法

2084
01:21:38,800 --> 01:21:39,766
就负责的话

2085
01:21:39,766 --> 01:21:43,666
我是不会再养这种小猫类型的东西了

2086
01:21:44,300 --> 01:21:47,266
因为我自己既没有钱给它买吃的

2087
01:21:47,533 --> 01:21:48,866
又要天天上学

2088
01:21:48,866 --> 01:21:50,499
没办法总是陪它

2089
01:21:50,766 --> 01:21:53,799
也没有那种那个给它交回来

2090
01:21:53,800 --> 01:21:56,966
把它把它的行为板正了的那个能力

2091
01:21:57,600 --> 01:21:58,400
哎

2092
01:21:59,700 --> 01:22:02,266
留学生租房经费都是打工的吗

2093
01:22:02,266 --> 01:22:02,899
我不知道啊

2094
01:22:02,900 --> 01:22:06,966
有家里面有家里面给的有打工的

2095
01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:09,366
然后也有自己做小生意的

2096
01:22:09,600 --> 01:22:10,966
什么样的都有吧

2097
01:22:11,866 --> 01:22:12,866
主播这种算什么

2098
01:22:12,866 --> 01:22:14,333
算算打工的吧

2099
01:22:14,366 --> 01:22:16,899
好吧猫不太需要我陪

2100
01:22:16,900 --> 01:22:18,533
我需要猫陪啊

2101
01:22:19,733 --> 01:22:21,199
那我需要猫陪啊

2102
01:22:22,466 --> 01:22:24,399
他不需要我陪你怎么行呢

2103
01:22:25,466 --> 01:22:28,199
我都给他买饭吃了他肯定必须要

2104
01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:29,400
需要我陪吧

2105
01:22:29,966 --> 01:22:33,599
啊小猫承包你自己赚的房租吗

2106
01:22:33,600 --> 01:22:38,933
啊那那我直播赚的钱拿去干嘛了

2107
01:22:40,866 --> 01:22:41,666
不是啊

2108
01:22:43,133 --> 01:22:47,099
我的房租我的生活费一直从我出来

2109
01:22:47,100 --> 01:22:48,666
就是我自己在付啊

2110
01:22:54,766 --> 01:22:57,199
家里不让养猫只能把它晒保养

2111
01:22:57,200 --> 01:22:59,700
喵喵喵喵

2112
01:22:59,733 --> 01:23:01,499
拿着花天酒地啊

2113
01:23:01,500 --> 01:23:03,466
花什么天酒什么地啊

2114
01:23:04,500 --> 01:23:07,766
主播三好青年不蹦迪不喝酒

2115
01:23:07,866 --> 01:23:09,399
没什么烧钱的爱好

2116
01:23:09,400 --> 01:23:11,666
买件大鹅我到现在都没买啊

2117
01:23:11,866 --> 01:23:13,533
主播去年营收最好的时候

2118
01:23:13,533 --> 01:23:15,099
想过要买一个包来着

2119
01:23:15,100 --> 01:23:17,200
后来想想也没什么用处

2120
01:23:17,200 --> 01:23:18,466
最后也没买啊

2121
01:23:18,733 --> 01:23:20,766
肥猫直播还能赚钱吧

2122
01:23:20,900 --> 01:23:22,333
那你俩少抬抬杠

2123
01:23:22,333 --> 01:23:24,899
多上个剑主播不就能赚一点吗

2124
01:23:24,900 --> 01:23:27,733
哈哈哈真的太冷了

2125
01:23:27,733 --> 01:23:30,666
拉倒吧拉倒吧一件大鹅主播坐在这

2126
01:23:30,666 --> 01:23:34,933
直播一个月真真真没什么必要吧

2127
01:23:36,066 --> 01:23:37,733
郑州确实有点冷吧

2128
01:23:37,733 --> 01:23:39,333
其实也还好

2129
01:23:39,533 --> 01:23:43,599
主要是我前段时间发我的羽绒服啊

2130
01:23:43,600 --> 01:23:44,733
发现我最贵的衣服

2131
01:23:44,733 --> 01:23:46,299
都是我妈妈给我买的

2132
01:23:46,300 --> 01:23:46,966
有两件

2133
01:23:46,966 --> 01:23:49,599
我以为是比较便宜的羽绒服啊

2134
01:23:49,700 --> 01:23:49,900
呃

2135
01:23:49,900 --> 01:23:52,766
我朋友问我有没有推荐的羽绒服啊

2136
01:23:52,766 --> 01:23:53,866
要给要给

2137
01:23:53,866 --> 01:23:55,533
这个这个自己朋友买

2138
01:23:55,800 --> 01:23:56,966
然后我就发两件出来

2139
01:23:56,966 --> 01:23:58,266
我说这个牌子不错哎

2140
01:23:58,266 --> 01:24:00,399
就当时我记得在国内的时候买的啊

2141
01:24:00,400 --> 01:24:01,133
没怎么贵吧

2142
01:24:01,133 --> 01:24:02,899
好像也就就什么

2143
01:24:03,100 --> 01:24:04,466
一个月就能赚一件大鹅

2144
01:24:04,466 --> 01:24:05,699
一件大鹅多少钱啊

2145
01:24:07,533 --> 01:24:09,166
那是虚拟去撬出了

2146
01:24:09,166 --> 01:24:10,133
一件大鹅多少钱

2147
01:24:10,133 --> 01:24:12,399
一件大鹅不是几千块吗

2148
01:24:13,800 --> 01:24:15,200
难道是2万多吗

2149
01:24:15,200 --> 01:24:15,866
那可能要

2150
01:24:15,866 --> 01:24:17,799
那可能要两三个月吧

2151
01:24:19,133 --> 01:24:20,899
谢谢新天天好

2152
01:24:20,900 --> 01:24:22,766
在主播美颜米亚的直播间开通了

2153
01:24:22,766 --> 01:24:25,066
见证今天是要陪伴主播第91天

2154
01:24:25,066 --> 01:24:25,866
然后等你啊

2155
01:24:25,866 --> 01:24:27,399
应该得有几万啊

2156
01:24:27,400 --> 01:24:29,533
哈哈那几万就几个月吧

2157
01:24:29,533 --> 01:24:31,733
我操爹感谢支持

2158
01:24:32,366 --> 01:24:33,599
那我不知道几万

2159
01:24:33,600 --> 01:24:34,766
可能就几个月吧

2160
01:24:34,766 --> 01:24:36,066
主播现在的这个

2161
01:24:36,066 --> 01:24:38,533
这个营收跟房租什么的

2162
01:24:38,533 --> 01:24:40,666
正好就差不多抵掉了

2163
01:24:41,366 --> 01:24:42,733
嗯我操爹

2164
01:24:42,733 --> 01:24:44,699
后头第二你该做

2165
01:24:45,366 --> 01:24:46,166
嗯

2166
01:24:47,133 --> 01:24:49,699
肯定赚不到一件大额的

2167
01:24:50,466 --> 01:24:52,599
哎我刚才说哪来着

2168
01:24:52,600 --> 01:24:54,266
我说买羽绒服那个事情啊

2169
01:24:54,266 --> 01:24:55,366
我说这牌子好

2170
01:24:55,366 --> 01:24:55,933
这牌子好

2171
01:24:55,933 --> 01:24:57,566
因为大家都知道羽绒服这个东西

2172
01:24:57,600 --> 01:25:00,100
便宜了是它真不保暖呐

2173
01:25:00,666 --> 01:25:02,366
便宜了它真不保暖

2174
01:25:02,533 --> 01:25:03,866
穿着特别特别冷

2175
01:25:04,200 --> 01:25:08,000
而且就是冻感冒了或者你冻生病了

2176
01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:09,300
你要花钱更多嘛

2177
01:25:09,300 --> 01:25:12,100
而且羽绒服这个东西它能穿好久

2178
01:25:12,100 --> 01:25:14,966
所以我们北方人的那个购物的习惯

2179
01:25:14,966 --> 01:25:17,266
就是羽绒服一定会买很好的

2180
01:25:17,400 --> 01:25:19,066
因为它能穿好多年

2181
01:25:19,300 --> 01:25:20,800
就身料长成了之后

2182
01:25:20,800 --> 01:25:22,466
一件羽绒服最少也能穿

2183
01:25:22,466 --> 01:25:23,566
个三五年吧

2184
01:25:23,733 --> 01:25:25,499
是吧线下的主办

2185
01:25:25,500 --> 01:25:26,400
这个不贵

2186
01:25:26,533 --> 01:25:27,466
哈哈哈

2187
01:25:27,933 --> 01:25:31,133
我现在底气也就是昨天我们去那个

2188
01:25:31,133 --> 01:25:33,199
什么呀昨天我们去超市

2189
01:25:33,200 --> 01:25:34,700
我就不说哪个超市了

2190
01:25:34,700 --> 01:25:36,800
怕喝昨天我们去超市

2191
01:25:36,900 --> 01:25:39,133
我们找那个打折的白菜

2192
01:25:39,166 --> 01:25:44,099
我看到他是呃 8角8分啊

2193
01:25:44,100 --> 01:25:45,100
一磅啊

2194
01:25:45,600 --> 01:25:47,766
然后我根据仔细的端详了一下

2195
01:25:47,766 --> 01:25:48,966
这个打折的白菜

2196
01:25:48,966 --> 01:25:51,333
我说不买这个咱买别的

2197
01:25:51,333 --> 01:25:52,266
这看着不好吃

2198
01:25:52,266 --> 01:25:54,333
哈哈哈然后我说没事没事

2199
01:25:54,333 --> 01:25:56,166
咱们买买两刀买三刀的

2200
01:25:56,166 --> 01:25:59,166
哈哈哈这个就是这个不贵啊

2201
01:25:59,166 --> 01:25:59,966
这个不贵

2202
01:25:59,966 --> 01:26:01,333
那只能是这样的

2203
01:26:02,566 --> 01:26:03,799
卷心菜还是大白菜

2204
01:26:03,800 --> 01:26:04,266
我不知道

2205
01:26:04,266 --> 01:26:05,466
看着蔫蔫的

2206
01:26:05,466 --> 01:26:07,366
很长的那种菜啊

2207
01:26:07,533 --> 01:26:11,866
长得很像是小白菜放大了5倍的版本

2208
01:26:12,533 --> 01:26:16,266
我怎么会不认识卷心菜是什么英文呢

2209
01:26:16,966 --> 01:26:19,733
它是一个f开头的白菜

2210
01:26:22,566 --> 01:26:24,099
呃什么来着

2211
01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:26,966
忘记了

2212
01:26:34,466 --> 01:26:36,199
是一个f开头的白菜

2213
01:26:36,266 --> 01:26:37,499
小年快乐

2214
01:26:49,733 --> 01:26:51,899
我怎么脑子里面只记得那个flat

2215
01:26:51,900 --> 01:26:53,066
那个词啊

2216
01:26:53,100 --> 01:26:54,966
但是不应该是这个

2217
01:26:55,400 --> 01:26:57,666
我反正就很奇怪的那种白菜

2218
01:26:57,666 --> 01:26:59,933
我们找了半天对不上名字

2219
01:27:00,466 --> 01:27:01,466
问号什么

2220
01:27:02,466 --> 01:27:03,933
在在问号什么

2221
01:27:06,133 --> 01:27:08,199
呃你们在问号些什么

2222
01:27:08,366 --> 01:27:11,133
我想不起来那个词了嗯

2223
01:27:15,466 --> 01:27:16,399
过年新衣服

2224
01:27:16,400 --> 01:27:17,366
买羽绒服吗

2225
01:27:17,366 --> 01:27:18,866
不是的不是的

2226
01:27:20,133 --> 01:27:21,099
台湾白菜吧

2227
01:27:21,100 --> 01:27:23,600
不不是不是不是很奇怪

2228
01:27:23,600 --> 01:27:25,566
总之就是那个白菜

2229
01:27:25,566 --> 01:27:26,799
我第一次见

2230
01:27:26,800 --> 01:27:27,966
我觉得它不好吃

2231
01:27:27,966 --> 01:27:29,699
因为它那个边都蔫蔫的

2232
01:27:29,700 --> 01:27:31,166
只记得哎我去

2233
01:27:31,300 --> 01:27:33,700
不是不是不是不是

2234
01:27:33,733 --> 01:27:35,666
哎呀等一下我问问我室友吧

2235
01:27:35,766 --> 01:27:36,099
啊

2236
01:27:36,100 --> 01:27:38,900
记不记得昨天看到那个白菜叫什么

2237
01:27:40,600 --> 01:27:42,866
我怎么这种事情都会忘记呢

2238
01:27:43,166 --> 01:27:44,266
他他在吗

2239
01:27:46,566 --> 01:27:47,733
我问问啊

2240
01:27:48,766 --> 01:27:49,566
喂

2241
01:27:50,500 --> 01:27:51,300
人呢

2242
01:27:56,166 --> 01:27:58,366
昨天咱们没买的

2243
01:27:58,366 --> 01:28:02,299
那个长得很奇怪的白菜

2244
01:28:02,733 --> 01:28:04,299
叫什么来着

2245
01:28:07,766 --> 01:28:10,299
让室友说句话你还点上菜了

2246
01:28:10,300 --> 01:28:12,066
我没把你赶出去就不错了

2247
01:28:12,066 --> 01:28:13,366
你还点上菜了

2248
01:28:13,800 --> 01:28:15,466
玉女士给你房管上次说话

2249
01:28:15,466 --> 01:28:16,699
玉女士本来就有房管

2250
01:28:16,700 --> 01:28:19,100
我问问他我问问他

2251
01:28:21,366 --> 01:28:22,999
刚才给他发消息了

2252
01:28:23,800 --> 01:28:26,766
他绝对是一个很奇怪的白菜

2253
01:28:29,166 --> 01:28:29,999
啊他回我了

2254
01:28:30,000 --> 01:28:31,300
我看他说什么啊

2255
01:28:32,366 --> 01:28:33,699
哈哈哈

2256
01:28:33,700 --> 01:28:36,966
他也说是一个一个挺短的单词

2257
01:28:36,966 --> 01:28:38,733
有个前缀的什么Kevin

2258
01:28:38,733 --> 01:28:40,133
他忘了我说好

2259
01:28:40,133 --> 01:28:43,333
哈哈哈哈哈哈我也忘了

2260
01:28:43,566 --> 01:28:44,766
这能喊出来吗

2261
01:28:44,766 --> 01:28:45,499
肯定能喊出

2262
01:28:45,500 --> 01:28:46,700
他都来给我上剑了

2263
01:28:46,700 --> 01:28:47,666
他都给我上剑

2264
01:28:47,666 --> 01:28:48,466
斩了8个萝卜

2265
01:28:48,466 --> 01:28:50,266
你要不要反思一下你自己啊

2266
01:28:50,400 --> 01:28:51,366
刚才把没有

2267
01:28:51,366 --> 01:28:52,599
不在直播间

2268
01:28:52,966 --> 01:28:53,766
谢谢

2269
01:28:54,566 --> 01:28:57,966
一口一个2D3A的小花

2270
01:28:57,966 --> 01:28:58,733
感谢支持

2271
01:28:58,733 --> 01:29:01,133
然后再加一个谢谢

2272
01:29:03,700 --> 01:29:04,500
哎

2273
01:29:05,766 --> 01:29:06,766
怎么说呢

2274
01:29:07,066 --> 01:29:09,099
这也不是法国白菜吧

2275
01:29:09,100 --> 01:29:11,666
很奇怪总之他长得很怪啊

2276
01:29:11,666 --> 01:29:13,066
就看着就不太能吃

2277
01:29:13,066 --> 01:29:16,566
他那个脸色像我一样健康

2278
01:29:16,666 --> 01:29:19,699
哎我们昨天去还看到面包裹了

2279
01:29:19,700 --> 01:29:21,500
这个东西我第一次见哎

2280
01:29:21,733 --> 01:29:23,733
余女士的英文水平可以信任

2281
01:29:23,733 --> 01:29:25,166
那应该是比较奇怪

2282
01:29:25,200 --> 01:29:26,366
肯定是呀

2283
01:29:26,366 --> 01:29:28,266
你怎么就不相信我呢

2284
01:29:28,266 --> 01:29:32,299
哈哈哈是s开头还是f开头啊

2285
01:29:32,366 --> 01:29:33,999
就f开头吧

2286
01:29:34,000 --> 01:29:35,300
我记得是啊

2287
01:29:35,966 --> 01:29:36,766
没事没事

2288
01:29:36,766 --> 01:29:40,099
不行的话我可以再跑再跑一站公交车

2289
01:29:40,100 --> 01:29:42,900
我再去看看那个白菜到底叫什么

2290
01:29:45,466 --> 01:29:47,699
我们昨天还看到面包裹了

2291
01:29:47,866 --> 01:29:51,166
就是鲁滨逊漂流记里面的那个面包裹

2292
01:29:51,866 --> 01:29:55,399
哦原来这种东西真的存在在世界上

2293
01:29:55,400 --> 01:29:57,133
真的什么猴面包树

2294
01:29:57,500 --> 01:29:59,566
它是切开的白白的

2295
01:30:01,866 --> 01:30:04,499
这种东西居然在加拿大还有卖

2296
01:30:05,200 --> 01:30:05,666
对啊

2297
01:30:05,666 --> 01:30:08,499
这难道不是非洲大陆才有的东西吗

2298
01:30:08,733 --> 01:30:12,799
哎他是那种那种拿塑料袋包好的

2299
01:30:12,800 --> 01:30:14,700
类似于椰青一样的东西啊

2300
01:30:14,700 --> 01:30:16,466
本来是想买一个看看

2301
01:30:16,466 --> 01:30:18,666
他他是个什么味道的

2302
01:30:18,766 --> 01:30:21,133
但是放在他边上的那个椰子

2303
01:30:21,133 --> 01:30:21,866
我只能说

2304
01:30:21,866 --> 01:30:25,133
如果在海南卖这种程度的椰子

2305
01:30:25,133 --> 01:30:26,566
是犯罪行为

2306
01:30:27,166 --> 01:30:29,133
就是那种掉到街边

2307
01:30:29,133 --> 01:30:31,466
都不会有人去捡的那种椰子

2308
01:30:31,466 --> 01:30:32,733
他就那么新鲜

2309
01:30:32,966 --> 01:30:34,066
他的脸色

2310
01:30:34,066 --> 01:30:38,499
健康的像马上要在48小时内

2311
01:30:38,500 --> 01:30:40,900
考三个期末试的我本人一样

2312
01:30:40,900 --> 01:30:43,600
那个椰子已经看不到什么绿色了

2313
01:30:43,600 --> 01:30:45,133
他明明应该是椰青

2314
01:30:45,200 --> 01:30:47,400
但是我却想改名叫椰皇

2315
01:30:49,166 --> 01:30:50,666
就很奇怪你知道吧

2316
01:30:50,666 --> 01:30:51,766
所以说因为

2317
01:30:51,766 --> 01:30:54,733
因为他面包裹边上摆着的这个椰子

2318
01:30:54,733 --> 01:30:56,566
看起来两个东西是一个产地

2319
01:30:56,566 --> 01:30:57,899
一个新鲜度的

2320
01:30:57,900 --> 01:30:59,800
这个椰子看着很不健康

2321
01:30:59,933 --> 01:31:02,899
最后我就没有把这个面包裹买回来啊

2322
01:31:02,900 --> 01:31:03,700
嗯

2323
01:31:04,133 --> 01:31:07,799
面包裹到底是什么很我也不好说

2324
01:31:07,800 --> 01:31:10,900
这东西可能它的口感我回去搜了一下

2325
01:31:10,900 --> 01:31:12,500
可能类似于像芋头

2326
01:31:12,766 --> 01:31:13,799
像芋头一样

2327
01:31:16,533 --> 01:31:17,799
不太清楚耶

2328
01:31:18,900 --> 01:31:19,400
这玩意

2329
01:31:19,400 --> 01:31:21,566
甚至是最容易成活的淀粉类植物

2330
01:31:21,566 --> 01:31:21,766
所以

2331
01:31:21,766 --> 01:31:24,399
可以说是应急食品中的应急食品了

2332
01:31:24,566 --> 01:31:26,199
不是说还蛮好吃的嘛

2333
01:31:26,200 --> 01:31:27,566
就说这东西烤了呀

2334
01:31:27,566 --> 01:31:28,933
还是炒了呀

2335
01:31:28,933 --> 01:31:30,199
吃起来像芋头一样

2336
01:31:30,200 --> 01:31:32,566
绵绵软软的又有一点甜味

2337
01:31:33,066 --> 01:31:34,699
打开是湿润的

2338
01:31:34,866 --> 01:31:38,166
我其实不太相信加拿大的保鲜技术

2339
01:31:38,166 --> 01:31:40,166
因为我在本地买到的山竹

2340
01:31:40,166 --> 01:31:42,933
买到的荔枝全都是

2341
01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:46,200
我很难评价

2342
01:31:47,466 --> 01:31:49,499
我的评价是我很难评价

2343
01:31:50,000 --> 01:31:52,966
主播想办法整个后院养一棵面包树

2344
01:31:52,966 --> 01:31:55,333
很快就能过上非洲土著的

2345
01:31:55,333 --> 01:31:57,099
自给自足的生活了

2346
01:31:57,200 --> 01:31:58,533
那还不如那什么呢

2347
01:31:58,533 --> 01:31:59,899
种点那个梅子啊

2348
01:31:59,900 --> 01:32:01,866
好吧不如种点梅子

2349
01:32:03,966 --> 01:32:06,066
48小时烤三门的肥猫

2350
01:32:06,066 --> 01:32:07,799
脸色不应该是青色的吗

2351
01:32:07,800 --> 01:32:09,900
对啊但是我们是黄种人哎

2352
01:32:10,066 --> 01:32:12,499
黄种人脸色里面隐隐透着青色

2353
01:32:12,500 --> 01:32:13,966
那不就是不健康的椰子

2354
01:32:13,966 --> 01:32:14,866
的颜色吗

2355
01:32:14,866 --> 01:32:16,799
这不是整整合合哦

2356
01:32:19,266 --> 01:32:20,533
啊他在

2357
01:32:21,100 --> 01:32:22,766
我听到他打喷嚏了

2358
01:32:23,000 --> 01:32:25,200
他在哈哈哈

2359
01:32:27,966 --> 01:32:29,166
建议种枇杷树

2360
01:32:29,166 --> 01:32:30,899
我没死老公也没死

2361
01:32:30,900 --> 01:32:32,766
老婆不用种枇杷树

2362
01:32:32,933 --> 01:32:34,699
这玩意不太吉利啊

2363
01:32:37,066 --> 01:32:37,933
种点野莓

2364
01:32:38,066 --> 01:32:40,366
每次就趴在那个野莓边上吃

2365
01:32:40,366 --> 01:32:41,966
以主播这个饭量高低

2366
01:32:41,966 --> 01:32:43,666
不得秒杀一只佩克隆

2367
01:32:44,000 --> 01:32:45,533
那佩克隆我观察了一下

2368
01:32:45,533 --> 01:32:47,099
你要只给它吃烤野莓

2369
01:32:47,266 --> 01:32:50,566
它基本上一天里面有6成的时间都在

2370
01:32:50,566 --> 01:32:52,499
都在饭盆边上来回扒拉

2371
01:32:52,500 --> 01:32:53,300
扒拉

2372
01:32:53,500 --> 01:32:56,166
吃完没一会刚搬那个摇摇晃晃的

2373
01:32:56,166 --> 01:32:57,366
拖着他那个大屁股

2374
01:32:57,366 --> 01:32:58,866
刚搬了两下东西

2375
01:32:58,900 --> 01:33:00,700
马上又跑回去吃饭了

2376
01:33:00,900 --> 01:33:02,266
所以说怎么说呢

2377
01:33:02,700 --> 01:33:05,300
大厂啊给员工提供食堂啊

2378
01:33:05,300 --> 01:33:06,000
提供好的

2379
01:33:06,000 --> 01:33:07,266
什么健身房啊

2380
01:33:07,266 --> 01:33:09,966
淋浴间那都是为了他自己啊

2381
01:33:10,200 --> 01:33:12,266
天天给员工吃点破烂东西

2382
01:33:12,400 --> 01:33:14,900
谁愿意直播谁愿意上班是吧

2383
01:33:15,766 --> 01:33:16,899
哎我真服了

2384
01:33:18,366 --> 01:33:20,166
48小时考三门的

2385
01:33:20,166 --> 01:33:21,799
耶耶应该是红光满面

2386
01:33:21,800 --> 01:33:23,866
你的意思是回光返照吧

2387
01:33:23,866 --> 01:33:24,999
什么红光满面

2388
01:33:25,000 --> 01:33:26,266
那叫回光返照

2389
01:33:26,266 --> 01:33:27,133
人要死了

2390
01:33:27,133 --> 01:33:29,099
之前最后有一些

2391
01:33:30,900 --> 01:33:32,300
有一些什么呀

2392
01:33:32,333 --> 01:33:34,599
哎呦有一些有一些

2393
01:33:34,600 --> 01:33:36,066
这个这个这个

2394
01:33:36,933 --> 01:33:38,466
把自己的肾上腺素

2395
01:33:38,466 --> 01:33:40,099
我要最后爆发一波

2396
01:33:40,200 --> 01:33:41,066
没人

2397
01:33:41,566 --> 01:33:44,466
你的巨大龙蛋复出藤原龙覆海龙

2398
01:33:44,466 --> 01:33:45,899
我的巨大龙蛋复出

2399
01:33:45,900 --> 01:33:47,700
佩克龙好吧

2400
01:33:48,533 --> 01:33:49,333
唉

2401
01:33:49,866 --> 01:33:50,399
藤原龙

2402
01:33:50,400 --> 01:33:53,566
复海龙放在家里面才是真正的灾难

2403
01:33:53,600 --> 01:33:54,733
藤岩覆海呢

2404
01:33:54,733 --> 01:33:56,533
都给我卡到房顶上去

2405
01:33:57,266 --> 01:33:57,966
是红温柔

2406
01:33:57,966 --> 01:33:58,499
我们之间

2407
01:33:58,500 --> 01:34:00,900
已经隔着一层可悲的厚脏壁了

2408
01:34:01,066 --> 01:34:02,166
我的佩克隆

2409
01:34:02,166 --> 01:34:04,399
好歹可以在饭盆边上吃饭啊

2410
01:34:04,566 --> 01:34:06,399
等你用你的腾跃龙复海龙

2411
01:34:06,400 --> 01:34:07,700
你就知道这玩意

2412
01:34:07,900 --> 01:34:09,933
这玩意一天有八成的时间

2413
01:34:09,933 --> 01:34:11,366
都卡在你房子里面的

2414
01:34:11,366 --> 01:34:13,866
不知道哪一个角落里啊

2415
01:34:14,400 --> 01:34:16,300
你出门之前把家门全都关好

2416
01:34:16,300 --> 01:34:17,766
然后他还是能卡进去

2417
01:34:17,766 --> 01:34:19,399
他卡进去他就出不来了

2418
01:34:19,600 --> 01:34:21,400
我巨大龙蛋出的配克龙

2419
01:34:21,400 --> 01:34:21,700
是啊

2420
01:34:21,700 --> 01:34:24,100
我在外面捡的巨大龙蛋全是配克龙啊

2421
01:34:24,100 --> 01:34:24,966
还有花冠龙

2422
01:34:24,966 --> 01:34:25,733
还有花冠龙

2423
01:34:25,733 --> 01:34:26,933
哈哈哈

2424
01:34:27,766 --> 01:34:28,299
坏坏龙

2425
01:34:28,300 --> 01:34:30,366
应该不是狙打龙蛋孵出来的吧

2426
01:34:30,466 --> 01:34:32,133
那bug好像修了

2427
01:34:32,266 --> 01:34:33,299
那不是bug

2428
01:34:33,300 --> 01:34:35,166
我是在草地上捡的

2429
01:34:35,166 --> 01:34:37,066
这草地上只有贝壳龙一种龙

2430
01:34:37,066 --> 01:34:37,933
没别的龙

2431
01:34:38,200 --> 01:34:39,566
可能还有连理龙吧

2432
01:34:39,566 --> 01:34:40,499
我不知道哎

2433
01:34:40,900 --> 01:34:42,500
你房子还是太小了

2434
01:34:42,500 --> 01:34:44,500
我房子已经很大了吧

2435
01:34:45,000 --> 01:34:47,766
把每一块砖上都放一个松软帕鲁床

2436
01:34:47,766 --> 01:34:50,066
已经能睡下我们直播间的110个爷爷

2437
01:34:50,066 --> 01:34:52,599
人了已经够了吧哎

2438
01:34:53,866 --> 01:34:56,133
花怪龙不是巨大的龙蛋

2439
01:34:56,133 --> 01:34:57,333
是这样吗

2440
01:34:57,500 --> 01:35:00,066
哎原来是这样

2441
01:35:00,966 --> 01:35:01,766
好吧

2442
01:35:09,400 --> 01:35:11,666
我听到我手的声音了

2443
01:35:12,100 --> 01:35:14,133
所以他其实应该是知道的

2444
01:35:14,933 --> 01:35:16,999
居然不是稻草怕鲁传

2445
01:35:17,166 --> 01:35:20,166
家里有钱不用睡稻草怕鲁传了

2446
01:35:20,166 --> 01:35:22,333
当然等我要祭奠的时候

2447
01:35:22,333 --> 01:35:25,733
还是要把大家的床优先拆掉嘿嘿

2448
01:35:28,300 --> 01:35:30,333
后面还有巨大松软帕鲁床

2449
01:35:30,333 --> 01:35:32,466
我们耶耶人又不是生产

2450
01:35:32,600 --> 01:35:34,366
这个游戏还挺真实的

2451
01:35:34,366 --> 01:35:36,266
人只有手工技能

2452
01:35:36,266 --> 01:35:37,999
而且手工特别特别慢

2453
01:35:38,200 --> 01:35:40,000
不如帕鲁的工作速度

2454
01:35:40,000 --> 01:35:41,300
一根啊啊

2455
01:35:41,300 --> 01:35:44,733
6个耶耶人站在台子边上给我搓

2456
01:35:44,733 --> 01:35:46,099
那个大师帕鲁球

2457
01:35:46,100 --> 01:35:48,066
都不如一只阿努比斯啊

2458
01:35:48,266 --> 01:35:50,299
不如一只阿努比斯搓的快

2459
01:35:51,333 --> 01:35:53,699
你的帕鲁奴一只没有

2460
01:35:53,700 --> 01:35:57,000
巨大松软大帕鲁床跟那个好的

2461
01:35:57,266 --> 01:35:58,366
这个大温泉

2462
01:35:58,500 --> 01:36:01,666
还有家里面的果酱面包生菜沙拉

2463
01:36:01,700 --> 01:36:03,933
那都是给干活的帕鲁吃的

2464
01:36:04,133 --> 01:36:05,899
也有人来我的服务区

2465
01:36:05,900 --> 01:36:07,533
那只能吃烤野莓

2466
01:36:08,600 --> 01:36:11,400
哈哈哈还得等藤原龙大人啊

2467
01:36:11,400 --> 01:36:14,366
等藤原龙大人烧完金链金属链

2468
01:36:14,366 --> 01:36:15,999
心情好给你烧点

2469
01:36:16,000 --> 01:36:17,900
心情不好就卡房子里面去了

2470
01:36:17,900 --> 01:36:19,133
我还得去追他再

2471
01:36:19,133 --> 01:36:20,733
把他弄出来好吧

2472
01:36:22,666 --> 01:36:23,899
到时候给帕鲁改名

2473
01:36:23,900 --> 01:36:24,733
耶人1号

2474
01:36:24,733 --> 01:36:25,799
耶人2号

2475
01:36:25,866 --> 01:36:28,066
那我我的帕鲁过得还挺幸福的

2476
01:36:28,066 --> 01:36:29,766
耶人怎么能过这么幸福

2477
01:36:29,900 --> 01:36:33,200
哈哈耶人在我家里面只能睡松软的

2478
01:36:33,200 --> 01:36:34,900
这个这个帕鲁床啊

2479
01:36:34,900 --> 01:36:35,666
嗯那不能

2480
01:36:35,666 --> 01:36:36,466
那什么

2481
01:36:37,500 --> 01:36:38,700
2月舰长礼物

2482
01:36:38,700 --> 01:36:39,900
抓一只改名

2483
01:36:39,900 --> 01:36:41,666
舰长名字怎么样

2484
01:36:41,666 --> 01:36:43,199
那舰长如果有

2485
01:36:43,200 --> 01:36:44,266
想想要什么

2486
01:36:44,266 --> 01:36:45,066
想要这个

2487
01:36:45,066 --> 01:36:45,733
这个可以

2488
01:36:45,733 --> 01:36:46,766
今天上舰啊

2489
01:36:46,766 --> 01:36:49,766
主播今天下播就去抓一只

2490
01:36:49,766 --> 01:36:50,999
你啊好吧

2491
01:36:51,000 --> 01:36:52,733
你可以指定一个品种

2492
01:36:52,866 --> 01:36:53,666
哈哈哈

2493
01:36:54,133 --> 01:36:57,099
但是不能指定40级以上的派路啊

2494
01:36:57,100 --> 01:36:58,600
不能指定40级以上的派路

2495
01:36:58,600 --> 01:37:00,200
我抓不到40级以上的话

2496
01:37:00,200 --> 01:37:01,700
你要你要你要你要

2497
01:37:01,700 --> 01:37:04,333
你要给什么主播的什么空窝龙起名

2498
01:37:04,333 --> 01:37:05,666
那你得上个题座

2499
01:37:06,566 --> 01:37:09,266
哈哈合着怕鲁是胖东来管理

2500
01:37:09,266 --> 01:37:10,199
嫣然人是下的

2501
01:37:10,200 --> 01:37:12,000
没有啊嫣然人不在我服务区的

2502
01:37:12,000 --> 01:37:13,600
所以说这个什么呢

2503
01:37:13,733 --> 01:37:15,066
嫣然人安挺我的

2504
01:37:15,066 --> 01:37:18,599
我就我就安排到盗猎集团新手上啊

2505
01:37:18,600 --> 01:37:21,066
嫣然人帮主播打赢PK的

2506
01:37:21,066 --> 01:37:22,366
就安排到这个

2507
01:37:23,100 --> 01:37:26,100
那个基因部队的幕后黑手上

2508
01:37:26,100 --> 01:37:29,100
哎那个基因部队打人真疼啊哎呦

2509
01:37:30,500 --> 01:37:31,800
挂车牌是吧

2510
01:37:35,166 --> 01:37:36,066
也不是吧

2511
01:37:36,066 --> 01:37:36,999
怎么说呢

2512
01:37:37,000 --> 01:37:38,266
2月见到礼物

2513
01:37:38,266 --> 01:37:39,499
当主播的宠物

2514
01:37:39,500 --> 01:37:41,566
哈哈哈

2515
01:37:42,200 --> 01:37:43,533
不过说实话

2516
01:37:43,666 --> 01:37:44,333
说实话

2517
01:37:44,333 --> 01:37:47,599
抓人其实好像没什么太大的用处啊

2518
01:37:47,600 --> 01:37:48,533
不好玩

2519
01:37:49,333 --> 01:37:50,933
而且他吃球

2520
01:37:50,966 --> 01:37:56,333
抓人的那个拍赌球有点消耗的太多了

2521
01:37:57,533 --> 01:37:59,199
人的工作效率又低

2522
01:37:59,200 --> 01:38:03,800
又赚不回来抓他的怕路球的成本啊

2523
01:38:03,800 --> 01:38:06,200
这游戏老有一些宁死不屈的怕路啊

2524
01:38:06,200 --> 01:38:07,100
我发现

2525
01:38:07,266 --> 01:38:10,133
就那种明明只是一个普通的怕路

2526
01:38:10,466 --> 01:38:12,133
20多级二十七八级

2527
01:38:12,133 --> 01:38:13,399
三十三四级

2528
01:38:13,800 --> 01:38:15,500
你用那个红色的球啊

2529
01:38:15,500 --> 01:38:18,566
黄色的球抓它十多个它都不进去

2530
01:38:18,700 --> 01:38:20,866
你以为它是什么野生三金呢

2531
01:38:20,866 --> 01:38:22,066
结果一进来一看

2532
01:38:22,066 --> 01:38:23,333
无底之位啊

2533
01:38:23,333 --> 01:38:24,366
偷懒成语

2534
01:38:26,100 --> 01:38:27,933
我就给我搞无语了

2535
01:38:28,266 --> 01:38:30,699
哈喽柯基小奶狗小年好

2536
01:38:30,733 --> 01:38:31,533
晚上好

2537
01:38:32,700 --> 01:38:34,800
抓人卖给黑色商人

2538
01:38:35,133 --> 01:38:37,366
人的卖价也太低了

2539
01:38:37,766 --> 01:38:39,466
人的卖价真低啊

2540
01:38:39,466 --> 01:38:41,866
好吧可以给帕鲁命名吗

2541
01:38:41,866 --> 01:38:44,199
我们用舰长名字命名帕鲁

2542
01:38:44,200 --> 01:38:46,066
可以啊一口一个二级3A

2543
01:38:46,066 --> 01:38:47,866
但是你的名字是不是太长了

2544
01:38:47,866 --> 01:38:49,499
你要给主播上剑的话

2545
01:38:49,500 --> 01:38:52,600
那主播只能那什么主播

2546
01:38:52,666 --> 01:38:56,166
主播就只能给你缩写一下叫2D3A

2547
01:38:57,800 --> 01:38:59,100
听起来像什么

2548
01:38:59,200 --> 01:39:00,733
像那个能力图啊

2549
01:39:00,733 --> 01:39:02,199
六边形能力图

2550
01:39:02,200 --> 01:39:03,500
两个能力是d

2551
01:39:03,500 --> 01:39:04,700
三个能力是a

2552
01:39:06,400 --> 01:39:08,333
发弹幕速度是a

2553
01:39:08,400 --> 01:39:10,366
然后这个这个这个

2554
01:39:10,366 --> 01:39:12,466
观看米亚米亚的时长是a

2555
01:39:13,900 --> 01:39:15,300
然后什么是d呢

2556
01:39:17,266 --> 01:39:18,799
高情商宁死不屈

2557
01:39:18,800 --> 01:39:19,733
低情商没灵

2558
01:39:19,733 --> 01:39:21,466
我相信万物有灵啊

2559
01:39:21,466 --> 01:39:24,666
他不进我的球说明他不想进我的球

2560
01:39:24,666 --> 01:39:26,099
那不能说明什么

2561
01:39:26,133 --> 01:39:27,933
不能说明主播运气不好

2562
01:39:27,933 --> 01:39:30,933
只能说明他的意志还没有被消耗完啊

2563
01:39:31,600 --> 01:39:32,400
化炉焚化炉

2564
01:39:32,400 --> 01:39:33,366
你听说过吗

2565
01:39:33,366 --> 01:39:35,199
我不用这个东西的

2566
01:39:35,200 --> 01:39:38,533
喵喵我感觉太没人性了

2567
01:39:38,533 --> 01:39:43,499
主要是你让他吃得好睡得好

2568
01:39:43,700 --> 01:39:46,100
对你来说也没有啥损失

2569
01:39:46,600 --> 01:39:49,166
你为什么非要折磨他呢

2570
01:39:49,733 --> 01:39:51,799
晚上不干活这件事情

2571
01:39:52,966 --> 01:39:55,133
其实你也没有那么缺晚上的活

2572
01:39:55,133 --> 01:39:57,166
晚上有什么临时紧急的活

2573
01:39:57,166 --> 01:39:58,399
一般都是手工活

2574
01:39:58,400 --> 01:40:01,300
你把那个阿努比斯叫出来让他干

2575
01:40:01,300 --> 01:40:02,733
也就也就干了

2576
01:40:02,733 --> 01:40:04,133
是吧呃

2577
01:40:04,400 --> 01:40:05,766
老阿姨干了

2578
01:40:05,766 --> 01:40:07,899
干完了也就干完了呗

2579
01:40:07,933 --> 01:40:09,533
那就没什么事情啊

2580
01:40:09,900 --> 01:40:12,266
让他睡觉也没什么损失啊

2581
01:40:12,266 --> 01:40:13,799
因为燃起来了

2582
01:40:15,066 --> 01:40:16,966
主要是做药

2583
01:40:16,966 --> 01:40:18,933
其实他也不贵

2584
01:40:18,966 --> 01:40:19,933
你知道吗

2585
01:40:19,933 --> 01:40:21,566
做药说是很贵

2586
01:40:21,566 --> 01:40:23,966
其实也就几个破金属块

2587
01:40:24,266 --> 01:40:26,066
有点骨头什么的

2588
01:40:26,266 --> 01:40:29,299
这东西说实话到处都是吧

2589
01:40:29,300 --> 01:40:30,933
你到后期抓帕鲁啊

2590
01:40:30,933 --> 01:40:32,333
什么的也不缺钱

2591
01:40:32,400 --> 01:40:33,600
到处都是啊

2592
01:40:34,000 --> 01:40:36,400
那个设计出来用来解决抑郁症的

2593
01:40:36,400 --> 01:40:38,333
抑郁症的要要的也不多

2594
01:40:38,333 --> 01:40:40,699
就要了三五块金属垫而已

2595
01:40:41,100 --> 01:40:42,566
都不是精炼金属垫

2596
01:40:42,566 --> 01:40:45,399
他要精炼金属垫我可能还想个办法

2597
01:40:45,566 --> 01:40:46,899
他要普通金属垫

2598
01:40:46,900 --> 01:40:47,300
这玩意

2599
01:40:47,300 --> 01:40:49,766
谁到后期不是一大把一大把的用啊

2600
01:40:54,933 --> 01:40:58,099
所以主包的派鲁抑郁都是给他吃药的

2601
01:40:58,100 --> 01:40:58,966
而且说实话

2602
01:40:58,966 --> 01:40:59,999
你要是不拖着

2603
01:41:00,000 --> 01:41:01,866
他一开始感冒胃溃疡的时候

2604
01:41:01,866 --> 01:41:02,566
你就给他治

2605
01:41:02,566 --> 01:41:03,666
他也不会抑郁

2606
01:41:03,700 --> 01:41:05,200
他一般不会直接抑郁的

2607
01:41:05,200 --> 01:41:07,600
他那个病是逐渐逐渐加重的

2608
01:41:07,966 --> 01:41:09,066
一开始那个药品

2609
01:41:09,066 --> 01:41:11,099
你放在包里面都一组一组的

2610
01:41:11,100 --> 01:41:12,900
都嫌占地方没人吃

2611
01:41:13,600 --> 01:41:16,733
我都想试试看这玩意能不能自己吃了

2612
01:41:16,733 --> 01:41:18,733
我有一次出门把饭吃完了

2613
01:41:18,733 --> 01:41:20,166
周围还没有野莓啥的

2614
01:41:20,166 --> 01:41:21,366
我去的雪山啊

2615
01:41:21,500 --> 01:41:23,566
我包里面就剩两管药啊

2616
01:41:23,566 --> 01:41:25,599
我还在想这药能不能加饱食度

2617
01:41:25,600 --> 01:41:26,733
最后把这饿死了

2618
01:41:26,733 --> 01:41:27,533
我服了

2619
01:41:28,466 --> 01:41:30,166
主播适合玩兵器时代

2620
01:41:30,166 --> 01:41:31,366
兵器时代是什么

2621
01:41:31,866 --> 01:41:32,666
这是什么

2622
01:41:35,866 --> 01:41:37,933
我怕我经常给自己烤死

2623
01:41:37,933 --> 01:41:39,299
那他烤死自己

2624
01:41:39,300 --> 01:41:42,000
这这不能算是我们的过错啊

2625
01:41:47,900 --> 01:41:50,966
兵器时代主包能活过第一个兵器吗

2626
01:41:50,966 --> 01:41:52,333
这什么游戏啊

2627
01:41:53,166 --> 01:41:53,966
让我说

2628
01:41:58,333 --> 01:42:00,666
说冰汽时代

2629
01:42:02,900 --> 01:42:05,933
首款以社会生存为题材的游戏

2630
01:42:05,933 --> 01:42:09,399
作为世上最后一座管理城市的管理者

2631
01:42:09,533 --> 01:42:13,499
你必须对人民以及里面的基础社会

2632
01:42:14,266 --> 01:42:16,866
关于生存型击剑游戏

2633
01:42:17,266 --> 01:42:20,266
它包含的内容不适合所有年龄段

2634
01:42:20,266 --> 01:42:22,099
不宜在工作期间访问

2635
01:42:22,100 --> 01:42:24,333
为什么这个还有年龄限制啊

2636
01:42:28,333 --> 01:42:31,166
your face i see me as

2637
01:42:31,600 --> 01:42:33,933
看起来不是我会喜欢的这种游戏

2638
01:42:33,933 --> 01:42:36,333
我其实不喜欢纯击剑型的游戏啊

2639
01:42:36,333 --> 01:42:37,099
家人们

2640
01:42:37,100 --> 01:42:39,900
我不喜欢这种视角抬得太高的游戏

2641
01:42:43,533 --> 01:42:45,066
主播能试试缺氧吗

2642
01:42:45,066 --> 01:42:46,366
这又是什么游戏啊

2643
01:42:46,533 --> 01:42:48,866
游戏年龄分级很高吗

2644
01:42:49,666 --> 01:42:50,533
看看哦

2645
01:42:55,066 --> 01:42:56,933
不会云散地的

2646
01:43:20,233 --> 01:43:21,866
好像不太行啊

2647
01:43:21,866 --> 01:43:22,999
主播感觉

2648
01:43:24,466 --> 01:43:25,466
主播感觉

2649
01:43:25,566 --> 01:43:27,066
感觉那个什么

2650
01:43:27,066 --> 01:43:30,033
主播感觉自己玩不了这种游戏呢

2651
01:43:31,666 --> 01:43:34,566
这个030的棒棒糖还有一个洞

2652
01:43:35,766 --> 01:43:37,666
缺氧又是什么游戏啊

2653
01:43:38,300 --> 01:43:40,700
主播脑袋玩策略游戏会卡住

2654
01:43:40,700 --> 01:43:41,833
倒不是吧

2655
01:43:43,566 --> 01:43:45,633
主播确实还是挺喜欢这种

2656
01:43:45,633 --> 01:43:47,166
抓精灵的游戏啊

2657
01:43:47,166 --> 01:43:48,666
开地图的游戏

2658
01:43:50,466 --> 01:43:53,833
要是派鲁这个游戏就是纯击剑

2659
01:43:53,833 --> 01:43:56,433
我其实就不太不太想玩

2660
01:43:57,633 --> 01:43:58,433
缺氧

2661
01:44:03,800 --> 01:44:06,766
是一款太空殖民模拟游戏

2662
01:44:15,300 --> 01:44:17,833
这游戏看起来画风还挺可爱的

2663
01:44:19,066 --> 01:44:21,266
那为什么说它很硬核呀

2664
01:44:30,433 --> 01:44:32,699
氧气温度和营养的不足

2665
01:44:32,700 --> 01:44:35,700
会持续对我的殖民地造成生存威胁

2666
01:44:35,700 --> 01:44:37,000
引导我的开拓者

2667
01:44:37,000 --> 01:44:38,966
穿过危险的活体小行星

2668
01:44:38,966 --> 01:44:41,433
地底观察人口的增长

2669
01:44:41,433 --> 01:44:44,633
让他们不仅仅是简单的繁殖下来

2670
01:44:45,000 --> 01:44:46,033
而是繁荣下来

2671
01:44:46,033 --> 01:44:48,566
但确保你没有忘记要呼吸

2672
01:44:50,666 --> 01:44:54,633
从挖掘资源分配到建造电力系统

2673
01:44:56,433 --> 01:44:59,466
太空殖民地的一切都在你的掌握之下

2674
01:44:59,466 --> 01:45:01,199
资源会从你的第一次呼吸

2675
01:45:01,200 --> 01:45:02,633
就开始被消耗

2676
01:45:04,433 --> 01:45:07,199
给你的殖民地提供娱乐休闲活动

2677
01:45:07,200 --> 01:45:09,800
优越的住宿条件和更好的食物

2678
01:45:10,033 --> 01:45:13,466
来保证生存不会受到精神状态的影响

2679
01:45:14,166 --> 01:45:15,466
不管付出什么代价

2680
01:45:15,466 --> 01:45:17,833
要保证他们有愉悦的心情

2681
01:45:19,366 --> 01:45:21,633
啊那这个游戏感觉还挺有压力的啊

2682
01:45:21,633 --> 01:45:24,499
就这种呼吸啊呼吸

2683
01:45:24,500 --> 01:45:25,666
都算都算

2684
01:45:25,766 --> 01:45:27,099
都都要钱的游戏

2685
01:45:27,100 --> 01:45:30,100
我觉得玩起来可能对主播的精神状态

2686
01:45:30,100 --> 01:45:31,033
哈哈哈

2687
01:45:31,166 --> 01:45:33,666
主播的精神状态可能不太适合玩这种

2688
01:45:33,666 --> 01:45:34,466
哎

2689
01:45:34,766 --> 01:45:35,766
太复杂了

2690
01:45:35,766 --> 01:45:37,599
主播也是搓玻璃长大的

2691
01:45:37,600 --> 01:45:38,766
玩不了这种

2692
01:45:38,900 --> 01:45:39,900
那倒也是吧

2693
01:45:39,900 --> 01:45:41,033
你说的对

2694
01:45:41,200 --> 01:45:42,000
哈哈

2695
01:45:42,266 --> 01:45:43,399
你说的对

2696
01:45:51,600 --> 01:45:52,400
哈

2697
01:45:53,000 --> 01:45:53,866
不好意思啊

2698
01:45:53,866 --> 01:45:55,766
让你们飞到天上去

2699
01:46:05,000 --> 01:46:05,866
不太行吧

2700
01:46:05,866 --> 01:46:08,566
我当时说要玩那个60秒

2701
01:46:08,566 --> 01:46:09,366
我到现在还没

2702
01:46:09,366 --> 01:46:10,399
玩60秒呢

2703
01:46:10,400 --> 01:46:12,566
我们下周找一个

2704
01:46:12,566 --> 01:46:13,233
什么

2705
01:46:13,233 --> 01:46:16,166
我们下周找个时间把60秒玩一下吧

2706
01:46:16,166 --> 01:46:17,666
不知道有没有人想看

2707
01:46:18,400 --> 01:46:20,033
困了该睡觉了

2708
01:46:20,233 --> 01:46:22,699
这个游戏是前期啥都缺

2709
01:46:22,700 --> 01:46:24,200
后期啥都不缺

2710
01:46:24,266 --> 01:46:24,799
但问题是

2711
01:46:24,800 --> 01:46:27,466
玩前期的时候应该还蛮烦的吧

2712
01:46:28,900 --> 01:46:31,166
玩前期的时候应该还挺烦的

2713
01:46:31,366 --> 01:46:32,833
我也不太确定

2714
01:46:35,200 --> 01:46:39,266
我推荐个简单的叫艾尔登法环

2715
01:46:39,266 --> 01:46:41,899
只要打怪就能通关了

2716
01:46:50,500 --> 01:46:52,833
美国安卡迪亚玩了也没玩呢

2717
01:46:52,833 --> 01:46:54,699
这俩这个这个也没玩呢

2718
01:46:54,700 --> 01:46:56,766
当时是不能播游戏吗

2719
01:46:56,766 --> 01:46:57,966
现在能播游戏了

2720
01:46:57,966 --> 01:47:00,199
我们也可以播点别的东西啊

2721
01:47:00,600 --> 01:47:02,166
只要美国安卡迪亚一播的话

2722
01:47:02,166 --> 01:47:03,466
可能就是几天

2723
01:47:03,466 --> 01:47:04,566
可能几天才能

2724
01:47:04,566 --> 01:47:05,633
那是吧晚安

2725
01:47:05,633 --> 01:47:09,433
别给我一经常不拍醒了行

2726
01:47:10,000 --> 01:47:11,300
这原神什么

2727
01:47:11,300 --> 01:47:12,100
原神

2728
01:47:13,233 --> 01:47:14,366
什么什么意思

2729
01:47:16,666 --> 01:47:19,666
缺氧要玩到2,000个小时才算入门

2730
01:47:19,666 --> 01:47:21,866
真的吗这游戏能玩2,000小时

2731
01:47:21,866 --> 01:47:25,266
是不是有些有些这个倾向在身上啊

2732
01:47:25,266 --> 01:47:26,699
是不是抖m啊

2733
01:47:30,666 --> 01:47:32,599
前期烦后期不缺

2734
01:47:33,100 --> 01:47:36,700
一个游戏玩2,000小时到底是怎么想的

2735
01:47:37,000 --> 01:47:38,366
真的玩这么久吗

2736
01:47:38,366 --> 01:47:39,566
不会腻吗

2737
01:47:40,100 --> 01:47:41,233
等不及约约玩

2738
01:47:41,233 --> 01:47:43,033
我都晕完了哎

2739
01:47:43,033 --> 01:47:44,033
这样子啊

2740
01:47:44,033 --> 01:47:46,433
那你觉得好玩吗好看吗

2741
01:47:47,900 --> 01:47:50,400
请勿放置什么在想我的事情

2742
01:47:50,400 --> 01:47:51,800
这又是什么游戏啊

2743
01:47:56,800 --> 01:47:58,233
天播到几点

2744
01:47:58,366 --> 01:47:59,699
什么主播

2745
01:47:59,700 --> 01:48:01,233
玩欧玩了多少小时

2746
01:48:01,233 --> 01:48:03,099
玩欧那不能算玩

2747
01:48:03,200 --> 01:48:04,033
玩欧的话

2748
01:48:04,033 --> 01:48:08,666
我其实只有前前100个小时是我在玩啊

2749
01:48:08,666 --> 01:48:11,699
后面的时间都是在打工了

2750
01:48:14,766 --> 01:48:17,433
主播可以在直播时候的后台玩点

2751
01:48:17,433 --> 01:48:18,433
没有过这种

2752
01:48:18,433 --> 01:48:18,866
真的吗

2753
01:48:18,866 --> 01:48:21,299
我觉得你你肯定是在给我挖坑的

2754
01:48:24,366 --> 01:48:26,466
直播间推荐的这游戏

2755
01:48:26,466 --> 01:48:28,166
都没一个是简单的

2756
01:48:33,233 --> 01:48:34,366
播到几点

2757
01:48:35,100 --> 01:48:36,100
我看看

2758
01:48:37,900 --> 01:48:41,566
我们今天有有三个店长

2759
01:48:41,566 --> 01:48:45,199
所以我们会再播个30分钟

2760
01:48:45,633 --> 01:48:46,799
我们再播半个小

2761
01:48:46,800 --> 01:48:47,600
时呢

2762
01:48:48,633 --> 01:48:50,399
反正不影响直播挂机

2763
01:48:50,400 --> 01:48:52,400
游戏可以让游戏进行

2764
01:48:53,766 --> 01:48:55,699
那我为什么不建个矿点啊

2765
01:48:55,700 --> 01:48:56,800
不是我现在

2766
01:48:56,800 --> 01:48:57,366
我现在我现在

2767
01:48:57,366 --> 01:48:58,799
把我Pad建个矿点

2768
01:48:58,800 --> 01:48:59,566
然后挂机

2769
01:48:59,566 --> 01:49:01,233
在我直播的时候让他

2770
01:49:01,233 --> 01:49:02,466
让他去挖矿呗

2771
01:49:02,466 --> 01:49:04,299
我现在自己还得去挖矿

2772
01:49:04,300 --> 01:49:05,500
很麻烦的

2773
01:49:07,766 --> 01:49:10,833
啊不要给主播推荐游戏了

2774
01:49:10,833 --> 01:49:12,299
这一看就都

2775
01:49:14,500 --> 01:49:15,433
啊

2776
01:49:22,200 --> 01:49:23,400
有些游戏比较复杂

2777
01:49:23,400 --> 01:49:25,266
得边学边操作

2778
01:49:26,033 --> 01:49:27,366
有些得挂机

2779
01:49:27,366 --> 01:49:29,566
那圆确实后面像打工了

2780
01:49:29,566 --> 01:49:31,433
圆后面就不是我在玩圆

2781
01:49:31,433 --> 01:49:32,699
是圆在玩我

2782
01:49:36,033 --> 01:49:37,799
他真挺那个啥的

2783
01:49:38,866 --> 01:49:41,166
只有新地图的时候好玩

2784
01:49:41,466 --> 01:49:43,066
开放世界不都是这样吗

2785
01:49:43,066 --> 01:49:45,599
地图全亮了之后感觉就没意思了

2786
01:49:45,766 --> 01:49:47,299
而且原又是个手游

2787
01:49:47,700 --> 01:49:49,200
他是个单机游戏

2788
01:49:49,200 --> 01:49:51,166
那我觉得他也能挺伟大的

2789
01:49:51,166 --> 01:49:53,299
我也可以说一句伟大吗

2790
01:49:53,866 --> 01:49:54,966
因为现在帕罗里面

2791
01:49:54,966 --> 01:49:56,699
遇到什么样的这个bug

2792
01:49:56,833 --> 01:49:58,233
我都会安慰自己

2793
01:49:59,000 --> 01:49:59,700
米娅米娅

2794
01:49:59,700 --> 01:50:01,033
你就付了100块钱

2795
01:50:01,033 --> 01:50:04,766
你不既不需要十连抽抽金色词条帕鲁

2796
01:50:04,966 --> 01:50:05,166
而

2797
01:50:05,166 --> 01:50:08,299
也不需要首充6块送强力坐骑空窝龙

2798
01:50:09,366 --> 01:50:10,766
更不需要70抽保底

2799
01:50:10,766 --> 01:50:12,166
140抽大保底

2800
01:50:12,166 --> 01:50:15,599
抽当期限定的隐藏幻夜兽之类的

2801
01:50:15,766 --> 01:50:17,266
你还有什么不满意的

2802
01:50:17,266 --> 01:50:18,499
100块钱是吧

2803
01:50:18,500 --> 01:50:20,566
有bug就有bug呗啊

2804
01:50:20,566 --> 01:50:21,799
反正他还在更新

2805
01:50:21,800 --> 01:50:23,700
你都玩了这么久了对吧

2806
01:50:23,700 --> 01:50:25,166
不亏不亏啊

2807
01:50:25,600 --> 01:50:28,000
主播就会就会这样安慰自己啊

2808
01:50:28,000 --> 01:50:30,466
如果圆又是一个单机游戏对吧

2809
01:50:30,466 --> 01:50:31,266
每次

2810
01:50:32,400 --> 01:50:33,300
每次卖我

2811
01:50:33,300 --> 01:50:33,866
卖我多少

2812
01:50:33,866 --> 01:50:35,399
卖我200块钱左右

2813
01:50:35,400 --> 01:50:38,833
然后这个角色达成什么好感度任务

2814
01:50:38,833 --> 01:50:39,899
可以使用啊

2815
01:50:39,900 --> 01:50:41,000
或者是什么的

2816
01:50:41,100 --> 01:50:42,200
每开一个国家

2817
01:50:42,200 --> 01:50:45,000
走到哪卖个DLC什么之类的

2818
01:50:48,500 --> 01:50:50,500
哎我就会觉得很开心

2819
01:50:50,800 --> 01:50:51,500
我就会觉得啊

2820
01:50:51,500 --> 01:50:53,633
原神这是个好游戏真不错

2821
01:50:53,633 --> 01:50:54,433
真不错

2822
01:50:59,600 --> 01:51:00,700
没能拉下水

2823
01:51:00,700 --> 01:51:03,266
我不上当主播活到现在

2824
01:51:03,266 --> 01:51:05,233
就是靠敏锐的危险嗅觉

2825
01:51:05,266 --> 01:51:06,999
主播才不会上当呢

2826
01:51:07,300 --> 01:51:11,766
哪怕我很困很累很烦的时候

2827
01:51:11,766 --> 01:51:13,866
我也能轻易的识别出来

2828
01:51:13,866 --> 01:51:15,633
哪些是你们在骗我的

2829
01:51:18,966 --> 01:51:21,666
其实这个宝典是我最近玩的英语游戏

2830
01:51:23,400 --> 01:51:25,100
这什么米呀

2831
01:51:25,100 --> 01:51:26,900
米娅最新指示原型

2832
01:51:26,900 --> 01:51:28,000
真是个好游戏

2833
01:51:28,000 --> 01:51:29,166
真不错真不错

2834
01:51:29,166 --> 01:51:32,066
前提是它卖一个固定的价格呀

2835
01:51:33,166 --> 01:51:35,166
这又是什么啊

2836
01:51:36,633 --> 01:51:40,766
Mary don't you dare me and you

2837
01:51:45,800 --> 01:51:46,600
don't know

2838
01:51:52,400 --> 01:51:53,200
me

2839
01:52:01,433 --> 01:52:03,466
吞食鱼啊

2840
01:52:03,466 --> 01:52:04,833
大鱼吃小鱼

2841
01:52:06,266 --> 01:52:09,799
这不是那个主播跟大家说过的游戏吗

2842
01:52:10,566 --> 01:52:13,866
不过主播直播玩这真有人看吗

2843
01:52:14,033 --> 01:52:15,466
这都啥年代的游戏

2844
01:52:15,466 --> 01:52:18,066
2004年的大鱼吃小鱼

2845
01:52:18,100 --> 01:52:19,500
哈哈哈

2846
01:52:20,366 --> 01:52:22,599
哦原来他的英文名是这个

2847
01:52:30,066 --> 01:52:31,366
不过小小的也知道

2848
01:52:31,366 --> 01:52:33,566
应该不会是什么big face

2849
01:52:33,566 --> 01:52:35,899
small face之类的名字吧

2850
01:52:37,500 --> 01:52:40,300
你从幼儿园开始就玩英语的游戏了

2851
01:52:40,300 --> 01:52:42,366
你是什么英英国人啊

2852
01:52:43,666 --> 01:52:45,833
前面的不切进去就成了

2853
01:52:45,833 --> 01:52:47,266
你就是和画笔

2854
01:52:47,266 --> 01:52:49,599
纯纯的3.1爱好者

2855
01:52:51,400 --> 01:52:53,866
虽然上初中之前只会认一个star

2856
01:52:53,966 --> 01:52:55,566
哈哈哈

2857
01:52:55,566 --> 01:52:56,966
我也是我也是

2858
01:52:56,966 --> 01:52:57,766
哎呦

2859
01:52:58,266 --> 01:52:59,799
挺好挺好的哎呦

2860
01:53:03,866 --> 01:53:05,066
别的都是

2861
01:53:05,066 --> 01:53:06,066
怎么说呢

2862
01:53:07,000 --> 01:53:10,466
按照领会甲骨文的办法去领会他

2863
01:53:10,466 --> 01:53:11,766
全靠背啊

2864
01:53:15,433 --> 01:53:17,633
但是你从幼儿园开始就有电脑玩

2865
01:53:17,633 --> 01:53:20,833
你跟主播的差距已经完全拉开了

2866
01:53:20,833 --> 01:53:22,699
你还认识Windows琴

2867
01:53:22,800 --> 01:53:24,433
哈哈哈

2868
01:53:24,466 --> 01:53:26,666
我还认识那个什么啊

2869
01:53:27,600 --> 01:53:29,866
哎呦我认识什么来着

2870
01:53:31,633 --> 01:53:32,699
算了我主播

2871
01:53:32,700 --> 01:53:34,900
主播用好123浏览器的

2872
01:53:34,900 --> 01:53:37,700
没有办法跟大家讨论这个

2873
01:53:40,633 --> 01:53:41,433
呀

2874
01:53:41,966 --> 01:53:43,066
不太舒服

2875
01:53:44,866 --> 01:53:46,633
不得再热一个play

2876
01:53:46,866 --> 01:53:48,233
那倒也是吧

2877
01:53:54,033 --> 01:53:56,866
问酒吧那是什么年代的东西啊

2878
01:53:59,600 --> 01:54:01,400
这是什么年代的东西啊

2879
01:54:02,800 --> 01:54:03,600
酒吧

2880
01:54:05,400 --> 01:54:08,500
1998年推出的电脑操作系统

2881
01:54:08,500 --> 01:54:10,800
1998年你就上幼儿园了

2882
01:54:10,800 --> 01:54:12,233
你真是个老东西

2883
01:54:12,233 --> 01:54:13,399
哈哈哈

2884
01:54:14,500 --> 01:54:17,266
啊从1998年你就上幼儿园了

2885
01:54:22,233 --> 01:54:26,066
登录界面可以直接点取消进桌面

2886
01:54:27,066 --> 01:54:27,999
你上网的时候

2887
01:54:28,000 --> 01:54:30,700
电脑桌面还有回旋灯样子的

2888
01:54:31,100 --> 01:54:32,300
还有那个什么

2889
01:54:32,300 --> 01:54:34,466
你们有没有看过那个装修啊

2890
01:54:34,833 --> 01:54:39,766
就是那个经典的红绿蓝黄四个灯

2891
01:54:39,766 --> 01:54:42,599
然后把它安在床头上的那个装箱

2892
01:54:44,766 --> 01:54:46,433
有点太现代化了

2893
01:54:46,433 --> 01:54:47,699
不知道是怎么想的

2894
01:54:47,700 --> 01:54:49,266
装那个东西啊

2895
01:54:50,066 --> 01:54:51,166
你上网的时候

2896
01:54:51,166 --> 01:54:53,666
电脑桌面上还有回声这样子的

2897
01:54:53,666 --> 01:54:56,699
捉虫我还养过那个奇瑞

2898
01:54:57,766 --> 01:55:00,699
奇瑞什么小狮子啊什么什么的

2899
01:55:04,066 --> 01:55:04,966
我跟你说

2900
01:55:04,966 --> 01:55:06,466
游戏会PUA你的

2901
01:55:06,466 --> 01:55:07,433
你知道吗

2902
01:55:08,166 --> 01:55:10,899
游戏有的时候他拼命的去买水军

2903
01:55:10,900 --> 01:55:11,600
他却

2904
01:55:11,600 --> 01:55:14,566
他却说自己什么什么东西特别特别好

2905
01:55:14,566 --> 01:55:15,866
其实反而还挺

2906
01:55:16,633 --> 01:55:18,566
我觉得有时候会起反效果

2907
01:55:18,566 --> 01:55:21,233
至少对于主播这种叛逆期少女来说啊

2908
01:55:21,233 --> 01:55:23,199
我要听说这个游戏怎么怎么烂

2909
01:55:23,200 --> 01:55:25,600
或者是我一开始的体验特别特别不好

2910
01:55:25,766 --> 01:55:26,999
比如说玩明日方舟

2911
01:55:27,000 --> 01:55:29,766
一开始哇两个月一个活动都没有

2912
01:55:30,500 --> 01:55:33,066
而一开始复刻的时候还会出新池子

2913
01:55:33,066 --> 01:55:35,633
复刻官不给原石什么什么的

2914
01:55:35,666 --> 01:55:37,833
这个你就会觉得这游戏真难玩啊

2915
01:55:37,833 --> 01:55:39,466
然后后面他把这些东西改了

2916
01:55:39,466 --> 01:55:40,966
本来他是应该的

2917
01:55:40,966 --> 01:55:41,899
但是你又觉得哇

2918
01:55:41,900 --> 01:55:42,266
这游戏

2919
01:55:42,266 --> 01:55:44,899
也没有别人说的那么那么难玩嘛

2920
01:55:44,900 --> 01:55:46,700
是吧这些体验也都改了

2921
01:55:46,700 --> 01:55:48,000
他还挺贴心的

2922
01:55:48,200 --> 01:55:50,033
就像我最近玩那个世界之外也是

2923
01:55:50,033 --> 01:55:52,166
一开始我骂的要要命啊

2924
01:55:52,166 --> 01:55:53,766
我说怎么就给这么点东西

2925
01:55:53,766 --> 01:55:54,799
什么资源都不给

2926
01:55:54,800 --> 01:55:56,766
然后后面我给他充了月卡

2927
01:55:56,766 --> 01:55:58,033
因为月卡有双倍

2928
01:55:58,033 --> 01:55:59,633
他是一个消费陷阱啊

2929
01:55:59,833 --> 01:56:00,899
月卡是有bug

2930
01:56:00,900 --> 01:56:02,366
双倍我就给他充了月卡

2931
01:56:02,366 --> 01:56:03,199
我拿了月卡之后

2932
01:56:03,200 --> 01:56:04,966
发现体力也不怎么缺了

2933
01:56:04,966 --> 01:56:06,799
抽卡券呢也攒起来了

2934
01:56:06,966 --> 01:56:08,799
然后这个我慢慢的发现

2935
01:56:08,800 --> 01:56:10,000
原来他的成就系统

2936
01:56:10,000 --> 01:56:12,466
也不是只给这个1/30抽啊

2937
01:56:12,466 --> 01:56:14,799
他有时候也给1/15抽啊

2938
01:56:14,800 --> 01:56:16,800
我的这个剧情满星了之后

2939
01:56:16,800 --> 01:56:18,966
他有时候还直接给我1/5抽

2940
01:56:19,033 --> 01:56:19,999
哇还挺多

2941
01:56:20,066 --> 01:56:20,833
然后这个时候

2942
01:56:20,833 --> 01:56:21,666
就已经陷入了

2943
01:56:21,666 --> 01:56:23,266
逐渐被他PUA的过程中了

2944
01:56:23,266 --> 01:56:23,766
你知道吧

2945
01:56:23,766 --> 01:56:26,366
你以一个非常非常烂的起点

2946
01:56:26,600 --> 01:56:27,300
去出发的话

2947
01:56:27,300 --> 01:56:29,033
他一有一点进步

2948
01:56:29,033 --> 01:56:29,499
你就觉得啊

2949
01:56:29,500 --> 01:56:30,800
挺不错挺不错啊挺

2950
01:56:30,800 --> 01:56:31,766
开心挺开心啊

2951
01:56:31,766 --> 01:56:32,433
做的还挺不错

2952
01:56:32,433 --> 01:56:34,966
哎还有一种归属感就是越来越好了

2953
01:56:35,866 --> 01:56:38,033
就是这种感觉啊啊

2954
01:56:39,666 --> 01:56:42,266
有没有可能问酒吧是叉叉年退出

2955
01:56:42,266 --> 01:56:43,766
不是大家用的叉叉年

2956
01:56:43,766 --> 01:56:45,499
我只想骂你一句而已

2957
01:56:50,266 --> 01:56:52,399
主要现在社交不知道说什么

2958
01:56:52,400 --> 01:56:53,433
都拿圆出来

2959
01:56:53,433 --> 01:56:54,699
那不也挺好的吗

2960
01:56:55,433 --> 01:56:56,633
那那也挺好的呀

2961
01:56:56,633 --> 01:56:58,833
如果玩原可以社交的话

2962
01:56:58,833 --> 01:57:00,666
其实我觉得也蛮不错的

2963
01:57:02,066 --> 01:57:03,866
主要你们加入动漫社的话

2964
01:57:03,866 --> 01:57:06,199
可能确实跟很多社员

2965
01:57:06,200 --> 01:57:08,833
没有什么共同语言啊

2966
01:57:10,033 --> 01:57:12,099
不是说动漫社里面看寡人的

2967
01:57:12,100 --> 01:57:14,866
是食物链比较底端的那个情况嘛

2968
01:57:15,466 --> 01:57:16,999
你就你就说你玩圆

2969
01:57:17,100 --> 01:57:20,900
然后可能可能你的这个怎么说呢

2970
01:57:21,033 --> 01:57:22,966
食物链会抬高一些

2971
01:57:23,300 --> 01:57:25,500
大家就会积极的接纳你

2972
01:57:26,033 --> 01:57:26,699
米呀米呀

2973
01:57:26,700 --> 01:57:27,433
我命令你们

2974
01:57:27,433 --> 01:57:28,299
看我们心穷

2975
01:57:28,300 --> 01:57:29,833
铁到霹雳的不眠之夜

2976
01:57:29,833 --> 01:57:31,033
别人命令我就打

2977
01:57:31,033 --> 01:57:32,499
爱心命令我的你打

2978
01:57:32,500 --> 01:57:34,600
你命令我怎么怎么怎么命令我啊

2979
01:57:34,600 --> 01:57:35,866
你说话你说话

2980
01:57:35,866 --> 01:57:37,499
好好伤人

2981
01:57:38,066 --> 01:57:40,833
主播对线中朋友会说你也玩原神吗

2982
01:57:40,833 --> 01:57:41,999
那我会啊我会啊

2983
01:57:42,000 --> 01:57:43,400
我还能背他的那个呢

2984
01:57:43,800 --> 01:57:46,066
哎的闽南省吗

2985
01:57:46,666 --> 01:57:50,666
人家真的很想要那个二次元徽章

2986
01:57:51,100 --> 01:57:52,700
就是就是那个

2987
01:57:52,833 --> 01:57:54,366
跺脚跺脚

2988
01:57:54,466 --> 01:57:56,899
叉腰开心哦

2989
01:57:58,900 --> 01:57:59,600
谢谢

2990
01:57:59,600 --> 01:58:00,366
好逗你啊

2991
01:58:00,366 --> 01:58:04,499
里外狗原神Daski一心相遇

2992
01:58:04,566 --> 01:58:05,899
尽享美味

2993
01:58:05,900 --> 01:58:08,000
我还会跟人背这个的啊

2994
01:58:08,000 --> 01:58:09,966
主播玩圆的那个时候

2995
01:58:10,866 --> 01:58:12,799
那那是很那个什么的

2996
01:58:12,800 --> 01:58:14,066
主播直播玩圆的时候

2997
01:58:14,066 --> 01:58:15,466
是很有道德素养的

2998
01:58:15,466 --> 01:58:19,433
经常有人打爱心点我念这个啊

2999
01:58:19,433 --> 01:58:22,066
好吧你怎么还把这个背下来那

3000
01:58:22,066 --> 01:58:24,299
我我那个时候我就是原神主播呀

3001
01:58:24,300 --> 01:58:26,566
我经常有人打s叫我念这个呀

3002
01:58:26,900 --> 01:58:29,000
哈哈哈

3003
01:58:29,000 --> 01:58:31,800
有人打s叫我念这个我就背下来了呀

3004
01:58:31,800 --> 01:58:32,833
这这这这不是很

3005
01:58:32,833 --> 01:58:34,599
简单的事情吗哈哈哈

3006
01:58:37,900 --> 01:58:39,100
真玩原神啊

3007
01:58:39,100 --> 01:58:40,033
真玩原神吧

3008
01:58:40,033 --> 01:58:41,299
以前真玩原神

3009
01:58:41,300 --> 01:58:42,400
现在不玩了

3010
01:58:42,666 --> 01:58:43,999
哦业务能力也体现

3011
01:58:44,000 --> 01:58:45,600
是吧是吧是吧是吧

3012
01:58:45,600 --> 01:58:47,200
我主播当时还会看号呢

3013
01:58:47,200 --> 01:58:48,566
把人忽悠的一愣一愣的

3014
01:58:48,566 --> 01:58:49,866
但现在主播的游戏理解

3015
01:58:49,866 --> 01:58:50,899
已经永远停留在了

3016
01:58:50,900 --> 01:58:52,566
两年前的某一个版本啊

3017
01:58:53,300 --> 01:58:57,000
自从不打烊了之后就海阔凭鱼跃

3018
01:58:57,000 --> 01:58:57,900
天空任鸟飞

3019
01:58:57,900 --> 01:58:59,166
我再也不用关心

3020
01:58:59,166 --> 01:59:03,499
就是各个论坛的这个线下PV玩家了

3021
01:59:03,866 --> 01:59:05,266
哦再也不用关心这些

3022
01:59:05,266 --> 01:59:07,233
好开心啊

3023
01:59:07,233 --> 01:59:08,299
打把PK吧

3024
01:59:09,366 --> 01:59:10,566
怎么缓一下

3025
01:59:10,600 --> 01:59:13,200
怎么缓一下我就上不来气了你

3026
01:59:13,200 --> 01:59:14,600
倒不是特别在意奖励

3027
01:59:14,600 --> 01:59:15,833
主要感觉世界观挺好

3028
01:59:15,833 --> 01:59:18,266
那我觉得他的大框架还不错啊

3029
01:59:18,266 --> 01:59:23,033
就是有有7个神7个国家这种这种情况

3030
01:59:23,266 --> 01:59:25,833
然后寻找失去的亲人啊

3031
01:59:25,833 --> 01:59:27,966
对抗开局就出现的boss

3032
01:59:27,966 --> 01:59:28,999
作为一个故事来说

3033
01:59:29,000 --> 01:59:30,033
他还是挺有框架

3034
01:59:30,033 --> 01:59:31,599
只是说只能说明

3035
01:59:31,600 --> 01:59:32,233
只能说什么

3036
01:59:32,233 --> 01:59:33,666
他不是一个单机游戏

3037
01:59:33,666 --> 01:59:35,999
所以说他出来的时候他只有一个国家

3038
01:59:36,233 --> 01:59:38,466
然后出来的时候就是更着更着

3039
01:59:38,466 --> 01:59:39,999
他有第二个国家了

3040
01:59:41,266 --> 01:59:44,066
他有点太能拖了

3041
01:59:44,100 --> 01:59:46,266
就像是一本小说

3042
01:59:46,400 --> 01:59:47,966
他放在晋江去写

3043
01:59:47,966 --> 01:59:49,033
他只有100万字

3044
01:59:49,033 --> 01:59:50,066
但是放到起点

3045
01:59:50,066 --> 01:59:51,199
同样的一个框架

3046
01:59:51,200 --> 01:59:52,100
同样的一个构造

3047
01:59:52,100 --> 01:59:53,966
他可能能写到1,000万字

3048
01:59:54,800 --> 01:59:56,833
那我就不喜欢看1,000万字的

3049
01:59:56,833 --> 01:59:58,766
这种事无巨细的

3050
01:59:58,766 --> 02:00:02,033
就很多时候就这个人为了卖卡空降

3051
02:00:02,033 --> 02:00:03,399
长得漂亮啊

3052
02:00:03,566 --> 02:00:05,766
你是哪哪哪你是哪哪哪之类的

3053
02:00:05,800 --> 02:00:07,100
就我不喜欢这种啊

3054
02:00:07,100 --> 02:00:09,833
我还是比较喜欢那种比较经典的故事

3055
02:00:09,833 --> 02:00:10,666
啊好吧

3056
02:00:12,000 --> 02:00:13,300
主播不打算回归吗

3057
02:00:13,300 --> 02:00:14,566
暂时不打算啊

3058
02:00:14,833 --> 02:00:16,666
主要就是他太能脱了

3059
02:00:16,866 --> 02:00:19,266
我倒是理解手游的经营模式吧

3060
02:00:19,266 --> 02:00:20,566
但是他这个故事

3061
02:00:20,566 --> 02:00:21,966
如果我觉得他是单机的话

3062
02:00:21,966 --> 02:00:23,566
他会讲的比较好一点啊

3063
02:00:24,166 --> 02:00:25,166
瑞瑞不禁想问

3064
02:00:25,166 --> 02:00:27,466
晋江的小说真的能放到起点吗

3065
02:00:27,466 --> 02:00:28,566
有一些是可以的

3066
02:00:28,566 --> 02:00:30,766
我是一个很奇怪的人啊

3067
02:00:30,800 --> 02:00:32,366
我在起点看小说

3068
02:00:32,366 --> 02:00:35,399
我希望看到感情比较健康的

3069
02:00:35,433 --> 02:00:36,599
而不是那种

3070
02:00:37,233 --> 02:00:39,999
就是男主角做什么都正常

3071
02:00:40,233 --> 02:00:43,033
只是在一谈恋爱的时候就油腻的

3072
02:00:43,033 --> 02:00:45,066
像那个中年幽默

3073
02:00:45,066 --> 02:00:47,066
自认为幽默的男性一样

3074
02:00:47,300 --> 02:00:50,966
就那种你已经添加了AAA建材强哥

3075
02:00:51,066 --> 02:00:54,366
然后对方跟你说哈哈

3076
02:00:54,400 --> 02:00:56,800
听我们的介绍人陈阿姨说

3077
02:00:56,833 --> 02:00:59,633
你平常很上进很努力很要强

3078
02:00:59,766 --> 02:01:00,866
然后女生说啊

3079
02:01:00,866 --> 02:01:01,766
对的对的

3080
02:01:01,800 --> 02:01:03,233
男生说嗯

3081
02:01:03,233 --> 02:01:05,466
那以后就不用再要强了

3082
02:01:05,566 --> 02:01:06,766
然后女生说嗯

3083
02:01:06,766 --> 02:01:07,666
为什么呢

3084
02:01:07,800 --> 02:01:11,066
男生说因为你的强来了

3085
02:01:11,233 --> 02:01:11,666
强哥

3086
02:01:11,666 --> 02:01:14,266
我出现在了你的生活里

3087
02:01:14,400 --> 02:01:15,200
就是就是

3088
02:01:15,200 --> 02:01:18,033
有一些起点男主一跟女的正常谈恋爱

3089
02:01:18,033 --> 02:01:21,066
我就觉得他就他就一股这个味道

3090
02:01:21,066 --> 02:01:21,599
你知道吗

3091
02:01:21,600 --> 02:01:23,033
我不知道我不知道为什么

3092
02:01:23,033 --> 02:01:24,399
但是他就一股这个味

3093
02:01:27,200 --> 02:01:28,466
可能大家都不太了解

3094
02:01:28,466 --> 02:01:30,166
怎么跟女性相处吧

3095
02:01:30,200 --> 02:01:32,666
啊就就就是这样的

3096
02:01:37,566 --> 02:01:39,033
怎么怎么沉默了呢

3097
02:01:40,166 --> 02:01:42,066
但是这个事是真事啊

3098
02:01:44,600 --> 02:01:46,166
所以在起点开门的时候

3099
02:01:46,166 --> 02:01:47,833
我其实还挺喜欢看一些

3100
02:01:47,833 --> 02:01:48,966
就是呃

3101
02:01:48,966 --> 02:01:51,499
我之前看鬼魅之族我觉得就挺开心的

3102
02:01:51,500 --> 02:01:52,600
因为作者感觉

3103
02:01:52,600 --> 02:01:55,366
他其实也不是特别特别会写女生啊

3104
02:01:55,366 --> 02:01:57,966
之所以干脆他就不写这就不写

3105
02:01:57,966 --> 02:01:59,399
跟奥黛丽谈恋爱呗

3106
02:01:59,400 --> 02:02:00,466
那挺好的呀

3107
02:02:00,666 --> 02:02:03,166
笨熟这个也是你的业务能力之一吧

3108
02:02:03,166 --> 02:02:04,366
这引进据点吧

3109
02:02:04,366 --> 02:02:06,666
虽然主播引的东西都不是什么好东西

3110
02:02:06,666 --> 02:02:07,899
哈哈哈

3111
02:02:07,900 --> 02:02:09,833
虽然主播引的东西都不是什么好东西

3112
02:02:09,833 --> 02:02:10,766
但是引进据点

3113
02:02:10,766 --> 02:02:12,499
也是我们直播内容的一部分吧

3114
02:02:12,500 --> 02:02:13,866
好吧什么奥

3115
02:02:13,866 --> 02:02:14,999
呃姐

3116
02:02:17,000 --> 02:02:17,400
总之

3117
02:02:17,400 --> 02:02:19,500
然后在晋江的话我就不喜欢那种

3118
02:02:19,500 --> 02:02:20,866
就是把比例

3119
02:02:21,000 --> 02:02:24,433
尤其全部侧重在感情上面的

3120
02:02:24,900 --> 02:02:27,800
这两个人除了他们两个人的爱情之外

3121
02:02:27,800 --> 02:02:30,400
全世界所有的设定都推敲不了

3122
02:02:30,400 --> 02:02:33,066
只有他们两个人的爱情是说得过去的

3123
02:02:33,066 --> 02:02:35,466
我其实就不太喜欢看那种小说啊

3124
02:02:35,466 --> 02:02:37,799
所以我还是寻求一个平衡吧

3125
02:02:37,800 --> 02:02:39,266
就是在人设

3126
02:02:39,400 --> 02:02:41,200
剧情情节

3127
02:02:41,600 --> 02:02:44,800
跟这个这个感情的这个正常程度

3128
02:02:44,800 --> 02:02:47,033
对人类情感细腻的塑造程度

3129
02:02:47,033 --> 02:02:48,233
和拟真程度

3130
02:02:48,466 --> 02:02:49,199
呃

3131
02:02:49,200 --> 02:02:52,266
对这些东西的都是有一定的要求的啊

3132
02:02:52,266 --> 02:02:53,399
但是很显然

3133
02:02:53,600 --> 02:02:55,066
尺有所短寸有所长

3134
02:02:55,066 --> 02:02:56,233
很少有小说

3135
02:02:56,233 --> 02:02:58,466
可以同时满足我的这么多要求啊

3136
02:02:58,800 --> 02:03:00,800
不是说低级人没谈过恋爱

3137
02:03:00,800 --> 02:03:03,033
高级人谈没谈过恋爱的问题啊

3138
02:03:03,166 --> 02:03:05,366
你喜欢看虐一点的还是甜文啊

3139
02:03:05,466 --> 02:03:06,099
哦我跟大家说

3140
02:03:06,100 --> 02:03:07,500
我以前喜欢看虐一点的

3141
02:03:07,500 --> 02:03:08,900
我后面就不看虐一点的了

3142
02:03:08,900 --> 02:03:10,900
为什么因为听说虐一点的时候

3143
02:03:10,900 --> 02:03:13,700
你们会感觉心脏会过电吗

3144
02:03:13,700 --> 02:03:16,966
心脏会就是整个自己左边半身

3145
02:03:17,066 --> 02:03:19,099
会有一种轻微的那种酸

3146
02:03:19,833 --> 02:03:22,299
酸爽酸痛的感觉

3147
02:03:22,400 --> 02:03:24,866
像是电流涌过你的脑海一样

3148
02:03:25,166 --> 02:03:26,166
这个感觉

3149
02:03:26,166 --> 02:03:30,233
如果啊怎么怎么怎么怎么关声音啊

3150
02:03:30,366 --> 02:03:31,499
怎么关声音啊

3151
02:03:31,766 --> 02:03:33,199
坏了我又关不了声音了

3152
02:03:33,200 --> 02:03:34,800
我的声音怎么关掉了

3153
02:03:38,100 --> 02:03:39,400
我麦克风呢

3154
02:03:42,700 --> 02:03:44,566
完蛋了家人们

3155
02:03:45,066 --> 02:03:46,466
他不给我关声音的

3156
02:03:46,466 --> 02:03:48,199
那个什么哎按钮哎

3157
02:03:52,700 --> 02:03:54,033
你们能听到吗

3158
02:03:55,766 --> 02:03:57,666
我按钮被扣掉了

3159
02:03:57,666 --> 02:03:59,099
对面怎么不说话

3160
02:04:00,600 --> 02:04:03,866
不知道我怪兽一的按钮被扣掉了

3161
02:04:08,066 --> 02:04:09,666
你们能听到对面的声音吗

3162
02:04:09,666 --> 02:04:13,199
那可能对面对面比我比我关的更早吧

3163
02:04:13,666 --> 02:04:15,233
这是心梗的感觉吗

3164
02:04:15,233 --> 02:04:17,366
这个这个这个这个感觉多了之后

3165
02:04:17,366 --> 02:04:20,033
他可能会有那个什么激流

3166
02:04:21,600 --> 02:04:23,966
有人说就是喜欢看虐文

3167
02:04:23,966 --> 02:04:25,399
看了好多年啊

3168
02:04:26,033 --> 02:04:29,033
呃之后之后那个什么

3169
02:04:31,033 --> 02:04:32,266
去医院一查

3170
02:04:32,266 --> 02:04:35,566
自己是那个心脏出了点问题

3171
02:04:35,566 --> 02:04:37,033
我就不敢看了

3172
02:04:38,166 --> 02:04:41,266
怎么变难忘今宵了对不对

3173
02:04:49,033 --> 02:04:50,899
对面大概是武松主播吧

3174
02:04:50,900 --> 02:04:51,966
也是有可能的

3175
02:04:51,966 --> 02:04:54,299
谢谢一口一个爱的3A的棒棒糖耶

3176
02:04:54,300 --> 02:04:56,566
感谢支持和鼓励的关注

3177
02:05:06,433 --> 02:05:07,199
哎

3178
02:05:07,200 --> 02:05:09,900
阅文看多了容易得心肌炎

3179
02:05:12,800 --> 02:05:15,500
看了眼对面直播间有在说话

3180
02:05:16,066 --> 02:05:18,466
那是我已经全都关掉了吗

3181
02:05:18,466 --> 02:05:19,433
这么好吗

3182
02:05:19,500 --> 02:05:22,100
今天下雨天屁股摔了个口子

3183
02:05:22,466 --> 02:05:25,233
好疼不是我的身体问题

3184
02:05:25,233 --> 02:05:27,433
我知道你下一句要说我开怀了

3185
02:05:28,266 --> 02:05:30,799
怎么我们MC主播碰到都是虚拟的

3186
02:05:30,800 --> 02:05:31,200
我不知道

3187
02:05:31,200 --> 02:05:31,833
可能大半夜

3188
02:05:31,833 --> 02:05:34,233
只有虚拟主播还在兢兢业业的打PK吧

3189
02:05:34,233 --> 02:05:35,833
可能别的区主播都睡觉了

3190
02:05:35,833 --> 02:05:36,999
但虚拟区太拽了

3191
02:05:37,000 --> 02:05:37,966
没办法耶

3192
02:05:38,966 --> 02:05:41,633
不如多还不是我

3193
02:05:41,633 --> 02:05:43,666
是我听说别人那什么的

3194
02:05:43,700 --> 02:05:45,066
是我听说别人

3195
02:05:45,066 --> 02:05:45,399
别人

3196
02:05:45,400 --> 02:05:46,900
别人得了心肌炎

3197
02:05:47,033 --> 02:05:48,499
所以我就不敢看了

3198
02:05:48,633 --> 02:05:51,199
我其实我不吃那种BE的

3199
02:05:51,200 --> 02:05:52,600
因为我本来看小说

3200
02:05:52,600 --> 02:05:56,000
就是寻求一种现实里得不到的幻想嘛

3201
02:05:56,500 --> 02:05:58,233
我可以中间虐一点

3202
02:05:58,233 --> 02:05:59,966
但是我不接受什么虐点的

3203
02:05:59,966 --> 02:06:01,499
我不接受那种故意

3204
02:06:02,033 --> 02:06:05,666
故意让某一方主角被身体上强迫

3205
02:06:05,666 --> 02:06:06,833
就所谓的不洁呀

3206
02:06:06,833 --> 02:06:09,366
我不我不接受他们俩谈完恋爱之后

3207
02:06:09,433 --> 02:06:10,899
然后有一方走夜路

3208
02:06:10,900 --> 02:06:14,300
走着走着忽然被被强迫了什么这种

3209
02:06:14,366 --> 02:06:16,199
这种给你喂死的情节

3210
02:06:16,900 --> 02:06:18,466
或者是两个人中间

3211
02:06:18,466 --> 02:06:19,266
就是某一个人

3212
02:06:19,266 --> 02:06:21,066
心里面就是有点什么犹疑

3213
02:06:21,066 --> 02:06:22,466
然后爱上了谁

3214
02:06:22,666 --> 02:06:24,066
之后虐了另一方

3215
02:06:24,066 --> 02:06:26,299
然后这个人最后又反应过来啊

3216
02:06:26,300 --> 02:06:27,700
原来我爱的是原配啊

3217
02:06:27,700 --> 02:06:29,666
然后就把小三抛弃了这种

3218
02:06:29,666 --> 02:06:31,566
我也不接受这种情节啊

3219
02:06:31,966 --> 02:06:35,066
其他的这个因为两个人的前途啊

3220
02:06:35,066 --> 02:06:36,899
或者是一些误会啊

3221
02:06:36,900 --> 02:06:40,566
去虐我还是可以接受的

3222
02:06:40,833 --> 02:06:42,266
呃有牛

3223
02:06:42,266 --> 02:06:43,899
我不接受这种牛啊

3224
02:06:43,900 --> 02:06:46,800
就是这种明明你没有没有没有

3225
02:06:46,800 --> 02:06:47,766
没有变心

3226
02:06:47,766 --> 02:06:50,033
但是你不得不经历了这个

3227
02:06:50,666 --> 02:06:51,899
走在街上被雷劈

3228
02:06:51,900 --> 02:06:54,200
这种这种类型的挫折

3229
02:06:54,200 --> 02:06:55,400
我不喜欢这种

3230
02:06:57,000 --> 02:06:59,200
我觉得这种情节没有任何意义啊

3231
02:06:59,200 --> 02:07:01,300
因为小说它毕竟不是现实

3232
02:07:01,633 --> 02:07:03,466
现实里面经历过这种事情

3233
02:07:03,466 --> 02:07:08,099
那可能可能就是会首先选择原谅

3234
02:07:08,566 --> 02:07:10,399
但是你小说里面经历这种事情

3235
02:07:10,400 --> 02:07:12,200
那不就是你坐着想写想看吗

3236
02:07:12,200 --> 02:07:13,400
你坐着有这种差评

3237
02:07:13,400 --> 02:07:15,066
你最好不要恶心别人吧

3238
02:07:16,066 --> 02:07:17,966
作者这个小说的世界

3239
02:07:17,966 --> 02:07:19,066
虽然说这个主角

3240
02:07:19,066 --> 02:07:21,399
他应该是有自己的性格的

3241
02:07:21,400 --> 02:07:23,566
但他们的生活都是你安排的

3242
02:07:23,566 --> 02:07:25,399
你非要去安排这种东西

3243
02:07:25,600 --> 02:07:27,100
那主播怎么说呢

3244
02:07:27,300 --> 02:07:30,433
你可以用民俗型的什么情节

3245
02:07:30,433 --> 02:07:33,433
元素组合来分析小说故事内容吧

3246
02:07:33,433 --> 02:07:35,233
你别说我还真没学过这种东西

3247
02:07:37,100 --> 02:07:38,200
我学过吗

3248
02:07:47,233 --> 02:07:48,999
你等会啊我说说

3249
02:07:56,266 --> 02:07:57,366
我没学过

3250
02:07:57,366 --> 02:07:58,166
这个

3251
02:08:00,700 --> 02:08:04,366
主播学的是语言和文字类的

3252
02:08:04,366 --> 02:08:04,999
没有学过

3253
02:08:05,000 --> 02:08:06,233
这个类型的

3254
02:08:08,633 --> 02:08:11,766
主播不会最后被人家压点9分打4分

3255
02:08:11,766 --> 02:08:13,566
最后打了一把十几分

3256
02:08:13,566 --> 02:08:15,466
酣畅淋漓的败局吧

3257
02:08:17,666 --> 02:08:19,833
民俗学有很多比较个体故事啊

3258
02:08:19,833 --> 02:08:21,699
总结出很多成就类型的研究

3259
02:08:21,700 --> 02:08:22,633
没有学过

3260
02:08:22,966 --> 02:08:23,899
没接触过

3261
02:08:26,500 --> 02:08:27,700
确实从未大变

3262
02:08:27,700 --> 02:08:29,200
对吧要牛就彻底的牛

3263
02:08:29,200 --> 02:08:30,900
要牛你就以牛为中心

3264
02:08:30,900 --> 02:08:32,866
你不要最后两个人又在一起了

3265
02:08:32,866 --> 02:08:33,899
中间就经历一个牛

3266
02:08:33,900 --> 02:08:35,666
我就说我就说

3267
02:08:35,666 --> 02:08:36,599
最后还会

3268
02:08:38,466 --> 02:08:39,266
哎

3269
02:08:40,566 --> 02:08:42,799
怎么高有高的

3270
02:08:45,200 --> 02:08:47,600
哎几十分有几十分的书法

3271
02:08:47,600 --> 02:08:50,466
然后这个几千分有几千分的书法

3272
02:08:50,700 --> 02:08:53,600
我们怎么回事啊

3273
02:08:53,600 --> 02:08:54,866
我有点受不了了

3274
02:08:58,266 --> 02:08:59,066
哎

3275
02:09:01,800 --> 02:09:03,100
主播的生日

3276
02:09:03,400 --> 02:09:05,300
岌岌可危的生日

3277
02:09:11,066 --> 02:09:11,966
差了一点应该

3278
02:09:11,966 --> 02:09:13,233
丫头差一分

3279
02:09:13,233 --> 02:09:14,399
你真是个蠢

3280
02:09:15,233 --> 02:09:18,633
全世界的坏笔都集中在我们直播间里

3281
02:09:20,800 --> 02:09:22,100
啊我受不了了

3282
02:09:22,866 --> 02:09:24,833
可恶手有点慢了

3283
02:09:24,833 --> 02:09:26,099
这把输10分

3284
02:09:26,166 --> 02:09:27,633
下把输20是吧

3285
02:09:27,633 --> 02:09:28,899
下把能不能赢回来

3286
02:09:28,900 --> 02:09:31,266
下把赢10分行不行哈哈

3287
02:09:31,900 --> 02:09:33,800
连无私少女都保不住吗

3288
02:09:33,800 --> 02:09:34,600
我们

3289
02:09:34,700 --> 02:09:37,700
哎呦主要是说的说的奇怪

3290
02:09:37,700 --> 02:09:41,966
你说要是那个什么要是要是主播

3291
02:09:41,966 --> 02:09:42,699
我先下了

3292
02:09:42,700 --> 02:09:43,866
拜拜星期天好

3293
02:09:43,866 --> 02:09:44,466
欢迎大家

3294
02:09:44,466 --> 02:09:45,633
应该走拜拜

3295
02:09:47,166 --> 02:09:49,866
记得那个屁股上的口子别沾水啊

3296
02:09:51,566 --> 02:09:53,366
沾水了万一它坏掉了

3297
02:09:53,366 --> 02:09:55,233
你就没有办法躺着睡觉了

3298
02:09:55,233 --> 02:09:56,499
还挺麻烦的

3299
02:09:59,600 --> 02:10:00,866
这把输10分

3300
02:10:01,200 --> 02:10:02,700
下把输20

3301
02:10:04,833 --> 02:10:05,633
啊

3302
02:10:06,833 --> 02:10:12,766
12点半了

3303
02:10:13,233 --> 02:10:14,099
别急

3304
02:10:21,400 --> 02:10:24,433
啊我们也快要下班了吗

3305
02:10:25,366 --> 02:10:26,599
再打一把吧

3306
02:10:28,366 --> 02:10:30,499
什么时候再输个0:1呀

3307
02:10:30,500 --> 02:10:32,800
能不能别这样啊

3308
02:10:32,866 --> 02:10:33,399
我不

3309
02:10:33,400 --> 02:10:35,166
不想输0:1

3310
02:10:36,466 --> 02:10:37,266
哎

3311
02:10:38,966 --> 02:10:41,266
原来是好像只有虚拟去连线

3312
02:10:41,266 --> 02:10:43,266
会自动开对面的麦哎

3313
02:10:45,166 --> 02:10:46,033
这次怎么样

3314
02:10:46,033 --> 02:10:48,066
这次主办的手术有进步吗

3315
02:10:50,200 --> 02:10:51,600
阿香晚上好

3316
02:10:53,433 --> 02:10:55,233
每次见阿香现在都是半夜

3317
02:10:55,233 --> 02:10:56,033
见阿香

3318
02:10:57,700 --> 02:10:58,866
什么作息

3319
02:10:59,366 --> 02:11:01,166
若梨花带雨

3320
02:11:01,166 --> 02:11:05,499
你的美不止诗词几句

3321
02:11:06,866 --> 02:11:07,899
为你

3322
02:11:16,233 --> 02:11:18,699
这次对面刚好没在说话

3323
02:11:19,300 --> 02:11:21,200
你每次直播也是半夜直播

3324
02:11:21,200 --> 02:11:23,766
我白天直播的时候怎么没见你啊

3325
02:11:25,566 --> 02:11:27,566
那我白天直播的时候呢

3326
02:11:28,066 --> 02:11:29,199
我也有

3327
02:11:29,766 --> 02:11:33,299
国内早上时间直播的时候还很多吧

3328
02:11:34,200 --> 02:11:36,500
哦明天的排班是什么时候啊

3329
02:11:44,100 --> 02:11:46,566
匹配到对面有没有舰长在线

3330
02:11:46,566 --> 02:11:47,566
能怎么样呢

3331
02:11:47,566 --> 02:11:49,966
人家不都还是暴杀我吗

3332
02:11:51,266 --> 02:11:52,633
有没有舰长在线

3333
02:11:52,633 --> 02:11:54,766
他不都能打我两巴掌吗

3334
02:11:54,766 --> 02:11:56,199
天天欺负主播

3335
02:11:59,466 --> 02:12:00,899
嗯啊

3336
02:12:00,900 --> 02:12:02,266
明天是问号哎

3337
02:12:02,900 --> 02:12:04,500
那明天我们看看

3338
02:12:04,500 --> 02:12:06,666
要不要来玩玩游戏什么的

3339
02:12:19,700 --> 02:12:22,166
现在0:1 希望保持到结束

3340
02:12:22,166 --> 02:12:24,266
你们你们再扣主播的分

3341
02:12:24,266 --> 02:12:25,599
主播就生气了

3342
02:12:25,600 --> 02:12:26,766
哈哈哈

3343
02:12:26,766 --> 02:12:28,466
主播又发火了

3344
02:12:28,800 --> 02:12:30,000
潘鲁回潘鲁

3345
02:12:30,000 --> 02:12:31,300
感觉有点玩腻了

3346
02:12:31,300 --> 02:12:32,866
看看能不能玩点什么别的

3347
02:12:32,866 --> 02:12:33,566
你的白天

3348
02:12:33,566 --> 02:12:35,466
我们这不正好就是晚上

3349
02:12:36,100 --> 02:12:38,366
我经常晚上播的呀

3350
02:12:39,900 --> 02:12:42,266
但是就这两天晚上没播而已

3351
02:12:42,266 --> 02:12:43,699
这两天晚上都有事情

3352
02:12:43,700 --> 02:12:44,966
要么就是晚上考试

3353
02:12:44,966 --> 02:12:46,499
要么就晚上出门了

3354
02:12:46,866 --> 02:12:47,666
哦

3355
02:12:48,300 --> 02:12:49,600
直播玩环

3356
02:12:51,166 --> 02:12:52,633
是啊 2月份

3357
02:12:52,766 --> 02:12:55,466
这快要到开环的季节了

3358
02:12:57,500 --> 02:12:58,300
啊

3359
02:12:59,900 --> 02:13:01,900
又快要到开环的季节了

3360
02:13:02,100 --> 02:13:02,900
家了啊

3361
02:13:08,966 --> 02:13:11,799
这个在我的代办任务列表里面

3362
02:13:11,800 --> 02:13:14,800
一直都是写在高位的

3363
02:13:14,800 --> 02:13:16,266
每次我打开它

3364
02:13:17,000 --> 02:13:19,500
总会感受到一种淡淡的压力

3365
02:13:20,566 --> 02:13:23,699
晚上播那不就只能晚上看到了

3366
02:13:24,433 --> 02:13:26,966
你就直说你早上起不来吧

3367
02:13:29,033 --> 02:13:31,066
半夜两三点钟睡觉

3368
02:13:31,066 --> 02:13:32,999
怎么可能白天还起得来

3369
02:13:36,266 --> 02:13:40,033
骂你的不快乐

3370
02:13:40,766 --> 02:13:48,033
我们一起坐车一起散步一起看电影

3371
02:13:49,633 --> 02:13:52,366
主播居然把老头环给加蛋白了

3372
02:13:52,366 --> 02:13:53,299
不是的

3373
02:13:53,966 --> 02:13:56,033
我哈哈

3374
02:13:56,100 --> 02:13:58,866
主播明明是加的健身环啊

3375
02:13:58,866 --> 02:14:02,066
你怎么能一个题都点两个游戏呢

3376
02:14:02,700 --> 02:14:04,700
要不咱们还是换成老头环吧

3377
02:14:04,700 --> 02:14:05,500
怎么样

3378
02:14:06,300 --> 02:14:08,966
你要同意换成老头环的话也行

3379
02:14:09,466 --> 02:14:11,866
因为主播可以先挨揍

3380
02:14:11,866 --> 02:14:15,166
挨揍一段时间主播就会形成肌肉肌啊

3381
02:14:15,166 --> 02:14:16,366
但是玩这游戏

3382
02:14:16,366 --> 02:14:18,899
前两个小时肯定是啥也玩不明白

3383
02:14:18,900 --> 02:14:20,500
走路都会摔死的那种

3384
02:14:22,366 --> 02:14:24,833
这个东西就是纯靠背版啊

3385
02:14:24,833 --> 02:14:26,599
纯靠熟能生巧

3386
02:14:26,766 --> 02:14:28,266
也不是熟能生巧吧

3387
02:14:28,866 --> 02:14:30,066
你不是健身环

3388
02:14:30,066 --> 02:14:31,633
买都买了不如多玩玩

3389
02:14:31,633 --> 02:14:33,066
我可以退的我可以退的

3390
02:14:33,066 --> 02:14:34,433
哈哈哈我

3391
02:14:34,433 --> 02:14:35,566
我可以退的

3392
02:14:35,566 --> 02:14:36,633
我可以卖二手的

3393
02:14:36,633 --> 02:14:37,066
这个这不

3394
02:14:37,066 --> 02:14:38,999
不用担心不用担心

3395
02:14:39,200 --> 02:14:41,233
你不管不怪你好吧

3396
02:14:41,233 --> 02:14:42,099
怪我怪我

3397
02:14:43,900 --> 02:14:47,666
看看明天或者今天能不能搞一个这个

3398
02:14:47,666 --> 02:14:51,066
美中美西这边的晚场

3399
02:14:51,066 --> 02:14:53,366
回来确实好久没播晚场了

3400
02:14:53,366 --> 02:14:56,366
老播早场我自己也也难受

3401
02:15:00,066 --> 02:15:01,899
还是晚场好一点

3402
02:15:04,000 --> 02:15:05,866
完场有那个气氛

3403
02:15:06,233 --> 02:15:08,299
因为现在一直播

3404
02:15:08,300 --> 02:15:10,000
有时候就有一种负罪感

3405
02:15:10,000 --> 02:15:12,400
哎呦感觉有一些事情没有做完

3406
02:15:12,466 --> 02:15:15,099
但是直播完了之后又累累的

3407
02:15:17,566 --> 02:15:18,266
哎我们

3408
02:15:18,266 --> 02:15:20,633
好激烈的0:6的比分啊

3409
02:15:20,633 --> 02:15:21,433
家人们

3410
02:15:21,466 --> 02:15:23,399
有没有PK票送一下

3411
02:15:23,400 --> 02:15:24,866
哈哈哈

3412
02:15:24,866 --> 02:15:26,599
有没有没睡觉的家人们

3413
02:15:26,600 --> 02:15:28,266
兜里还有PK票的

3414
02:15:29,433 --> 02:15:30,766
妈呀手多亏呀

3415
02:15:30,766 --> 02:15:32,199
还是自己留着玩吧

3416
02:15:32,200 --> 02:15:34,066
我不不不我不在乎的

3417
02:15:34,066 --> 02:15:35,699
可可以可以可以可以

3418
02:15:37,233 --> 02:15:42,199
啊别控主报的分啦别控主报的分啦

3419
02:15:44,366 --> 02:15:45,166
啊

3420
02:15:46,500 --> 02:15:47,300
我

3421
02:15:47,700 --> 02:15:49,833
我有点无语了家人们

3422
02:15:51,000 --> 02:15:51,633
主播主播

3423
02:15:51,633 --> 02:15:52,966
这PK打的

3424
02:15:58,000 --> 02:15:58,866
我有抑郁症了

3425
02:15:58,866 --> 02:15:59,466
主播主播

3426
02:15:59,466 --> 02:16:02,266
今天的直播就要到这里结束了

3427
02:16:05,033 --> 02:16:08,066
主播要使用自己的权利了谢谢

3428
02:16:08,066 --> 02:16:10,166
我不进人必带诱惑的打call

3429
02:16:10,166 --> 02:16:11,066
谢谢所有的锅包

3430
02:16:11,066 --> 02:16:12,766
肉的牛蛙

3431
02:16:12,766 --> 02:16:13,833
牛蛙获得奖励

3432
02:16:13,900 --> 02:16:14,900
感谢支持

3433
02:16:16,700 --> 02:16:19,166
主播要滥用自己的权利了

3434
02:16:19,966 --> 02:16:21,033
问就是雪诺

3435
02:16:21,033 --> 02:16:21,833
等到时候你挂我

3436
02:16:21,833 --> 02:16:23,999
我就说我雪诺死命万岁

3437
02:16:24,000 --> 02:16:26,033
哈哈哈

3438
02:16:26,200 --> 02:16:27,800
理由都想好了

3439
02:16:28,000 --> 02:16:29,000
还送个晚安

3440
02:16:29,000 --> 02:16:30,000
晚安姐姐

3441
02:16:30,000 --> 02:16:30,800
晚安晚安

3442
02:16:31,166 --> 02:16:33,599
嗯小年快乐

3443
02:16:35,966 --> 02:16:37,166
来玩这个

3444
02:16:42,400 --> 02:16:44,033
好古老的歌啊

3445
02:16:48,433 --> 02:16:51,199
啊好久没有看演唱会了

3446
02:16:51,200 --> 02:16:53,100
主播想看演唱会

3447
02:16:53,233 --> 02:16:54,233
但是感觉又

3448
02:16:55,100 --> 02:16:57,633
我其实没有什么喜欢的歌星

3449
02:16:57,700 --> 02:17:00,100
但是我又觉得我想看演唱会

3450
02:17:00,100 --> 02:17:02,300
这种情况下你们该怎么办呢

3451
02:17:06,433 --> 02:17:08,233
进来了可以用爱心喷主播

3452
02:17:08,233 --> 02:17:09,599
这直接是真的玩了吗

3453
02:17:09,600 --> 02:17:10,200
没有没有

3454
02:17:10,200 --> 02:17:12,633
不是我只是我只是闹着玩的

3455
02:17:15,566 --> 02:17:17,199
我已经给他解开了

3456
02:17:21,100 --> 02:17:22,266
活跃一下气氛

3457
02:17:22,266 --> 02:17:23,899
主要是每次播到2点多

3458
02:17:23,900 --> 02:17:26,033
基本上就没有什么人说话了

3459
02:17:26,166 --> 02:17:27,799
姐姐给你送礼物你怎么都不谢

3460
02:17:27,800 --> 02:17:29,233
我谢完了你没听到

3461
02:17:31,233 --> 02:17:33,566
我谢完了你没听到而已

3462
02:17:34,633 --> 02:17:36,833
到现在一半人都是黑屏了

3463
02:17:36,833 --> 02:17:38,833
不是不是不是那什么

3464
02:17:41,966 --> 02:17:43,633
都睡着了基本上

3465
02:17:44,033 --> 02:17:45,866
perfectly good at it

3466
02:17:45,866 --> 02:17:47,699
sex in the air i don't care

3467
02:17:47,700 --> 02:17:49,466
i love the smell of it

3468
02:17:49,466 --> 02:17:52,633
sticks and stones may break my bones

3469
02:17:52,633 --> 02:17:55,899
but chains and whips excite me

3470
02:17:55,900 --> 02:17:59,200
na na na come on come on come on

3471
02:17:59,200 --> 02:18:00,600
i like it like it come on

3472
02:18:07,766 --> 02:18:08,999
我不是在哭

3473
02:18:10,766 --> 02:18:11,299
主播会

3474
02:18:11,300 --> 02:18:13,633
因为输了一场15:16的

3475
02:18:13,633 --> 02:18:16,499
这个这个这个这个这个大热度

3476
02:18:16,500 --> 02:18:17,366
就哭吧

3477
02:18:18,833 --> 02:18:20,166
什么是鼻塞了

3478
02:18:20,200 --> 02:18:20,566
静姐

3479
02:18:20,566 --> 02:18:23,099
我们每次说完两小时话怎么都会鼻塞

3480
02:18:23,100 --> 02:18:26,266
你们你们你们你们没有发现吗

3481
02:18:27,300 --> 02:18:28,666
是我在哭啊

3482
02:18:28,666 --> 02:18:29,799
你怎么哭了

3483
02:18:31,200 --> 02:18:32,266
你怎么了

3484
02:18:37,266 --> 02:18:39,499
小猫姐姐说说

3485
02:18:39,500 --> 02:18:42,633
小猫姐姐看看能不能开导你一下

3486
02:18:42,633 --> 02:18:43,599
你怎么了

3487
02:18:47,900 --> 02:18:49,766
不要哭只是一分事

3488
02:18:49,766 --> 02:18:50,999
不要哭只是一分

3489
02:18:51,000 --> 02:18:52,266
我我是鼻子

3490
02:18:52,266 --> 02:18:54,166
我是鼻子堵了

3491
02:18:54,433 --> 02:18:56,433
哈喽超甜甜晚上好

3492
02:19:01,866 --> 02:19:03,099
这啥歌呀

3493
02:19:10,266 --> 02:19:12,166
啊这首歌连中文翻译都没有

3494
02:19:12,166 --> 02:19:14,266
我很怀疑他是不是不敢翻译啊

3495
02:19:14,266 --> 02:19:15,599
应该过不了审吧

3496
02:19:16,500 --> 02:19:18,666
熊猫会把尾巴借给你抱的

3497
02:19:18,800 --> 02:19:20,000
不要着急

3498
02:19:20,433 --> 02:19:22,566
熊猫会把尾巴借给你的

3499
02:19:23,300 --> 02:19:23,866
哦

3500
02:19:23,866 --> 02:19:24,666
在后面

3501
02:19:32,866 --> 02:19:34,766
熊猫打猫猫拳给你看

3502
02:19:39,033 --> 02:19:40,566
怎么样开心了吗

3503
02:19:41,166 --> 02:19:42,033
开心了吗

3504
02:19:46,266 --> 02:19:47,066
呀

3505
02:19:51,600 --> 02:19:53,200
你怎么哭的更多了

3506
02:19:53,300 --> 02:19:55,400
哎坏了主播

3507
02:19:55,400 --> 02:19:56,800
主播是恶名能直

3508
02:19:56,800 --> 02:19:58,033
小儿夜啼

3509
02:19:58,033 --> 02:20:01,099
完蛋了主播一卖萌哭的更狠了

3510
02:20:01,233 --> 02:20:03,799
比上次还多了一个哭脸的表情

3511
02:20:05,900 --> 02:20:07,900
好挫败啊

3512
02:20:07,900 --> 02:20:10,500
好挫败啊

3513
02:20:21,800 --> 02:20:23,033
这啥表情啊

3514
02:20:27,200 --> 02:20:28,466
长这么抽象呢

3515
02:20:28,466 --> 02:20:29,433
理想不修正

3516
02:20:29,433 --> 02:20:30,799
这是啥表情啊

3517
02:20:32,566 --> 02:20:33,433
不是我的错

3518
02:20:33,433 --> 02:20:34,233
好吧

3519
02:20:35,166 --> 02:20:37,466
还是唱一会电棍缓解下气氛吧

3520
02:20:37,466 --> 02:20:39,599
我室友在家我就不唱电棍了

3521
02:20:39,600 --> 02:20:44,000
我好久都没有没有没有学电棍的歌了

3522
02:20:53,100 --> 02:20:54,566
快要下班班了

3523
02:20:56,633 --> 02:20:58,899
主要是大家都睡觉了

3524
02:20:59,000 --> 02:21:00,800
你们都睡觉的话

3525
02:21:02,833 --> 02:21:03,599
有有有不好

3526
02:21:03,600 --> 02:21:06,100
在特别特别特别大的

3527
02:21:06,166 --> 02:21:09,499
我们天天赶上半夜动物园

3528
02:21:09,500 --> 02:21:12,100
这不是纯纯的暗算大家吗

3529
02:21:13,633 --> 02:21:15,899
对天天赶上半夜动物园

3530
02:21:16,033 --> 02:21:17,066
我在干嘛

3531
02:21:17,300 --> 02:21:18,800
我在暗算你们

3532
02:21:18,866 --> 02:21:19,799
不好吧

3533
02:21:22,833 --> 02:21:24,966
i'll show you what it feels like

3534
02:21:24,966 --> 02:21:27,399
now i'm on the outside

3535
02:21:28,800 --> 02:21:30,633
秒了红豆的灯牌啊

3536
02:21:30,633 --> 02:21:31,433
感谢支持

3537
02:21:31,433 --> 02:21:32,499
一般几点直播

3538
02:21:32,500 --> 02:21:33,900
每周会发周表啊

3539
02:21:34,100 --> 02:21:38,300
要么就是中国时间的晚上11点半左右

3540
02:21:38,500 --> 02:21:41,800
要么就是中国时间的早上9点半

3541
02:21:41,800 --> 02:21:42,800
到10点左右

3542
02:21:42,800 --> 02:21:46,300
开始啊只有半夜和早上两个档

3543
02:21:46,300 --> 02:21:47,366
没有下午场

3544
02:21:47,366 --> 02:21:48,833
也没有傍晚场夜

3545
02:21:49,633 --> 02:21:50,566
好出名啊

3546
02:21:51,566 --> 02:21:53,266
为了尾巴好吧

3547
02:21:55,166 --> 02:21:56,433
好吧好吧好吧

3548
02:22:02,466 --> 02:22:04,999
去饭店给你打了个爱心

3549
02:22:05,400 --> 02:22:07,000
为什么为什么要去

3550
02:22:07,566 --> 02:22:09,266
为什么要在饭店给我打爱心

3551
02:22:10,066 --> 02:22:10,866
老头

3552
02:22:16,033 --> 02:22:16,666
爱发电

3553
02:22:16,666 --> 02:22:22,233
用户发电的自选金额人民币100元滚

3554
02:22:24,900 --> 02:22:27,566
你真是一字千金啊

3555
02:22:27,633 --> 02:22:29,699
你就发一个字啊

3556
02:22:32,466 --> 02:22:32,566
谢谢

3557
02:22:32,566 --> 02:22:35,299
谢谢哭马的

3558
02:22:36,200 --> 02:22:38,200
呃爱发电线IC啊

3559
02:22:38,200 --> 02:22:39,500
好多年啊这个

3560
02:22:42,066 --> 02:22:43,766
怎么会有这种事情

3561
02:22:52,366 --> 02:22:53,433
我说一下

3562
02:22:55,366 --> 02:22:58,266
可能都是主播唱过的歌啊

3563
02:23:09,800 --> 02:23:11,500
无妨好吧

3564
02:23:21,500 --> 02:23:22,600
我现在搜电棍

3565
02:23:22,600 --> 02:23:24,600
全是电棍跟帕鲁的故事啊

3566
02:23:24,866 --> 02:23:26,066
我真服了

3567
02:23:35,200 --> 02:23:39,266
那个不眠之夜是星辰铁道的PV啊

3568
02:23:40,100 --> 02:23:42,633
哦我说怎么最近都都在翻唱这个

3569
02:23:42,633 --> 02:23:43,966
星辰之夜啊

3570
02:23:44,766 --> 02:23:45,266
看PK

3571
02:23:45,266 --> 02:23:46,199
刚好结束了

3572
02:23:46,200 --> 02:23:48,000
就不打叔叔的IP了

3573
02:23:48,633 --> 02:23:50,266
你就扣我的分吧

3574
02:23:50,266 --> 02:23:51,866
你就扣我的分吧

3575
02:23:51,866 --> 02:23:53,966
你就扣我的分吧

3576
02:23:57,866 --> 02:23:58,966
我在找哎

3577
02:23:59,066 --> 02:23:59,866
别急

3578
02:24:02,200 --> 02:24:03,066
这我们怕冷

3579
02:24:03,066 --> 02:24:03,866
确实

3580
02:24:04,200 --> 02:24:05,500
也确实没有

3581
02:24:06,033 --> 02:24:07,766
没有那么那个什么吧

3582
02:24:08,800 --> 02:24:10,266
我都好久没唱了

3583
02:24:15,666 --> 02:24:16,399
难以想象

3584
02:24:16,400 --> 02:24:19,300
生活中一个极其有素质的小女孩啊

3585
02:24:19,966 --> 02:24:23,033
居然在背地里面喜欢见鬼的鬼叫

3586
02:24:23,100 --> 02:24:25,900
这应该是我们中国的轻小说题材吧

3587
02:24:26,566 --> 02:24:28,799
啊平常唯唯诺诺的女孩子

3588
02:24:28,866 --> 02:24:31,266
上网扮演什么虚拟偶像

3589
02:24:31,566 --> 02:24:33,799
背后还要听电棍的鬼叫

3590
02:24:33,800 --> 02:24:34,500
这个时候呢

3591
02:24:34,500 --> 02:24:36,100
他应该遇到另一个

3592
02:24:36,400 --> 02:24:38,900
另一个什么男生或者女生啊

3593
02:24:39,000 --> 02:24:40,633
看起来阳光开朗

3594
02:24:41,066 --> 02:24:42,366
然后实则呢

3595
02:24:42,366 --> 02:24:46,633
是这个超级人力大手指同时还在那个

3596
02:24:47,500 --> 02:24:49,100
呃这个这个这个

3597
02:24:49,300 --> 02:24:54,066
兼职画什么28插屏漫画之类的

3598
02:24:54,233 --> 02:24:56,299
然后他们两个人相遇了之后

3599
02:24:56,300 --> 02:24:58,166
会擦出怎样的火花

3600
02:24:58,266 --> 02:24:59,399
他们将如何

3601
02:24:59,400 --> 02:25:00,633
这个这个这个

3602
02:25:00,766 --> 02:25:03,766
确认对方的这个真实身份啊

3603
02:25:03,900 --> 02:25:05,066
什么什么之类

3604
02:25:05,266 --> 02:25:06,866
哈哈哈

3605
02:25:07,866 --> 02:25:08,599
你们你们你们

3606
02:25:08,600 --> 02:25:09,166
不觉得

3607
02:25:09,166 --> 02:25:13,166
这个就像是那种中中国式轻小说吗

3608
02:25:13,166 --> 02:25:15,766
真的就是纯纯的中式轻小说吧

3609
02:25:21,500 --> 02:25:24,000
怎么找不到能唱的歌呀

3610
02:25:30,066 --> 02:25:31,599
7赞主页发你

3611
02:25:31,600 --> 02:25:32,666
应该不行吧

3612
02:25:32,700 --> 02:25:35,600
因为我还不知道哪里有这么个人呢

3613
02:25:43,433 --> 02:25:45,066
唱个经典的吧啦啦

3614
02:25:45,400 --> 02:25:47,100
同居二次元女闺蜜

3615
02:25:47,100 --> 02:25:49,300
你们二次元女闺蜜

3616
02:25:49,300 --> 02:25:52,066
一直都是很厉害很厉害的女闺蜜啊

3617
02:25:52,066 --> 02:25:53,299
这真的是我

3618
02:25:53,300 --> 02:25:55,433
其实我其实就是我

3619
02:25:55,433 --> 02:25:56,799
还是蛮有边界感的

3620
02:25:56,800 --> 02:25:58,566
我不知道人家把不把我当好朋友

3621
02:25:58,566 --> 02:25:59,899
哈哈哈

3622
02:25:59,900 --> 02:26:03,033
我我不好意思自称别人的好朋友

3623
02:26:03,033 --> 02:26:04,166
因为万一对吧

3624
02:26:04,166 --> 02:26:05,966
万一说啊不

3625
02:26:05,966 --> 02:26:07,666
起码我们只是室友的关系

3626
02:26:07,666 --> 02:26:09,066
你也太自作多情了

3627
02:26:09,066 --> 02:26:11,366
你怎么会自称为是我的好朋友呢

3628
02:26:11,366 --> 02:26:12,666
什么之类的啊

3629
02:26:12,666 --> 02:26:14,599
这个时候我就会觉得很无地自容

3630
02:26:14,600 --> 02:26:16,266
想从这个世界上消失

3631
02:26:16,400 --> 02:26:19,166
所以说就一般来说

3632
02:26:19,166 --> 02:26:21,166
我我现在年龄越大

3633
02:26:21,166 --> 02:26:24,033
越不好意思自称是某人的好朋友啊

3634
02:26:24,200 --> 02:26:24,866
因为我

3635
02:26:24,866 --> 02:26:27,833
我不知道我到底是不是人家的好朋友

3636
02:26:31,166 --> 02:26:32,099
会是吗

3637
02:26:33,400 --> 02:26:34,633
内向是这样的

3638
02:26:34,633 --> 02:26:35,866
太内向了

3639
02:26:39,700 --> 02:26:40,766
美呀美呀

3640
02:26:41,000 --> 02:26:42,433
又自卑了

3641
02:26:46,766 --> 02:26:50,033
你总被清除外气埋没在ST

3642
02:26:50,266 --> 02:26:53,766
梦想被它整理从来没退役

3643
02:26:53,800 --> 02:26:56,066
世界中的第一

3644
02:26:56,066 --> 02:27:01,066
在小小直播间里罗裙扬背起不服气

3645
02:27:01,233 --> 02:27:02,599
球场上的瘟疫

3646
02:27:02,833 --> 02:27:04,466
加冕过往肆意

3647
02:27:04,833 --> 02:27:06,233
加冕过往结局

3648
02:27:06,400 --> 02:27:07,666
向着梦想的

3649
02:27:07,700 --> 02:27:09,233
他怎么没字幕啊

3650
02:27:11,300 --> 02:27:12,433
疑惑假

3651
02:27:12,433 --> 02:27:13,799
说不明白话

3652
02:27:13,800 --> 02:27:15,766
所以骏马被火化

3653
02:27:15,766 --> 02:27:17,499
所以灯会爆炸

3654
02:27:18,000 --> 02:27:20,800
加索拉索拉主播不会怕

3655
02:27:20,800 --> 02:27:23,766
没发语言送找你妈妈

3656
02:27:24,300 --> 02:27:28,000
啊那20码可是谁是你爸

3657
02:27:28,000 --> 02:27:31,700
你不会偷偷的管我叫滚爹妈

3658
02:27:31,700 --> 02:27:33,500
开解闷在传话

3659
02:27:33,500 --> 02:27:38,700
告诉我恐卡必须说了啥

3660
02:27:38,700 --> 02:27:42,266
你说我听不够自己缺地方够

3661
02:27:42,266 --> 02:27:45,599
想不去想不来约不过这个

3662
02:27:46,400 --> 02:27:46,500
啊

3663
02:27:46,500 --> 02:27:48,633
他怎么没有没有歌词了

3664
02:27:56,966 --> 02:27:57,499
不行不行

3665
02:27:57,500 --> 02:27:58,966
我得换一个那个什么

3666
02:27:58,966 --> 02:28:01,566
我得换一个有有那个什么的版本

3667
02:28:01,566 --> 02:28:03,766
我要不然我想着歌词我就会

3668
02:28:03,766 --> 02:28:05,499
那什么我就会

3669
02:28:05,500 --> 02:28:07,866
我就会忘了这个地方该怎么唱

3670
02:28:08,166 --> 02:28:10,666
本来陈青这首歌就挺难的

3671
02:28:11,866 --> 02:28:13,766
极充满晴空万里

3672
02:28:14,300 --> 02:28:17,700
假如我死气梦想被卡哲理

3673
02:28:17,833 --> 02:28:21,666
从来没退役世界重担第一

3674
02:28:21,666 --> 02:28:25,233
在小小直播间里落平阳悲戚

3675
02:28:26,433 --> 02:28:30,633
却坐上了轮椅他们走过去加冕

3676
02:28:31,466 --> 02:28:34,366
主要就是太久没听这首歌了

3677
02:28:39,200 --> 02:28:41,233
所以青蛙被爆炸

3678
02:28:41,233 --> 02:28:42,966
所以都会活化

3679
02:28:42,966 --> 02:28:44,966
全家唢呐唢呐

3680
02:28:44,966 --> 02:28:46,266
主播不会塌

3681
02:28:46,300 --> 02:28:48,300
没法一夜想找你妈

3682
02:28:48,300 --> 02:28:53,566
妈妈还是妈可是谁是你爸

3683
02:28:53,566 --> 02:28:57,399
你不会偷偷的跟我叫滚爹吧

3684
02:28:58,200 --> 02:29:00,666
快转化告诉我回吧

3685
02:29:00,666 --> 02:29:04,233
告诉我去空卡闭上说了啥

3686
02:29:06,300 --> 02:29:09,600
我现在上不去了啊急眼了

3687
02:29:15,566 --> 02:29:19,066
主播今天唱这种歌有点太困难了吧

3688
02:29:19,633 --> 02:29:21,899
大姐你觉得冷酷的尿舌

3689
02:29:21,900 --> 02:29:23,966
他们他也不帮

3690
02:29:23,966 --> 02:29:25,799
他也谁都不帮

3691
02:29:25,800 --> 02:29:29,600
他也抽着三刀钻入洞他的练功房

3692
02:29:32,400 --> 02:29:33,200
着宝塔

3693
02:29:36,600 --> 02:29:39,866
请告诉我你能有几个吗

3694
02:29:39,866 --> 02:29:41,099
任你挥霍

3695
02:29:45,700 --> 02:29:48,433
要不等主播生理期过了之后

3696
02:29:48,466 --> 02:29:49,999
再给你补一遍吧

3697
02:29:51,900 --> 02:29:55,200
主播现在一用力就感觉在雪崩

3698
02:29:58,233 --> 02:29:59,833
就刚才那个高音

3699
02:30:00,300 --> 02:30:02,300
哦一上去我就觉得

3700
02:30:08,066 --> 02:30:08,566
哎

3701
02:30:08,566 --> 02:30:09,433
不行不行

3702
02:30:09,433 --> 02:30:11,633
唱不了唱不了歌

3703
02:30:16,600 --> 02:30:17,466
主播主播

3704
02:30:17,466 --> 02:30:19,966
等生理期过了给你补一个吧

3705
02:30:21,233 --> 02:30:24,033
还是要证明一下自己不会这种歌

3706
02:30:24,033 --> 02:30:25,266
都不会唱的

3707
02:30:25,800 --> 02:30:27,466
这说出来有点那问题

3708
02:30:27,466 --> 02:30:28,466
就是就是这样

3709
02:30:28,466 --> 02:30:30,233
这没什么不好说的吧

3710
02:30:30,400 --> 02:30:32,233
就像主播感冒了流鼻涕一样

3711
02:30:32,233 --> 02:30:33,466
也没什么不好说的

3712
02:30:33,466 --> 02:30:34,366
有啥不好说

3713
02:30:39,466 --> 02:30:41,266
在你的爱情问题

3714
02:30:41,266 --> 02:30:43,399
他还能活多久只你

3715
02:30:43,600 --> 02:30:45,366
一货家说不明白话

3716
02:30:45,366 --> 02:30:49,099
所以起码会爆炸所以都被火化

3717
02:30:49,100 --> 02:30:52,433
全家唢呐唢呐如果不回答

3718
02:30:52,433 --> 02:30:56,233
没法预约送走你没办法送走你

3719
02:30:56,233 --> 02:30:59,633
哈死了吗你有几个吗

3720
02:30:59,633 --> 02:31:03,166
我知道你听过吗孩子都错过啦

3721
02:31:03,200 --> 02:31:06,800
日快乐做一个专属于你童话

3722
02:31:06,800 --> 02:31:10,600
所以希望会爆炸变成绚丽烟花

3723
02:31:12,700 --> 02:31:15,266
留到到时候跟室友联动的时候

3724
02:31:15,266 --> 02:31:17,266
我不能当着他的面唱这个

3725
02:31:17,266 --> 02:31:19,033
虽然他现在就在我边上

3726
02:31:19,033 --> 02:31:21,233
但是我不能当着他的面唱这个

3727
02:31:22,700 --> 02:31:23,500
我真不行

3728
02:31:23,500 --> 02:31:25,900
今天唱不了这种需要爆发的歌

3729
02:31:25,900 --> 02:31:26,400
你知道吗

3730
02:31:26,400 --> 02:31:28,600
唱点温柔的还行

3731
02:31:28,766 --> 02:31:31,366
唱点这种这种需要爆发力的歌

3732
02:31:31,366 --> 02:31:32,499
我上也上不去

3733
02:31:32,500 --> 02:31:33,766
我是下也下不来

3734
02:31:33,766 --> 02:31:34,666
我跟你整点奥利

3735
02:31:34,666 --> 02:31:35,899
奥利安那种还行

3736
02:31:35,966 --> 02:31:38,599
选歌选歌有问题啊

3737
02:31:39,833 --> 02:31:41,033
选歌有问题

3738
02:31:41,033 --> 02:31:44,033
应该选那个什么七女美帝之类的这种

3739
02:31:44,033 --> 02:31:44,833
这种歌

3740
02:31:50,800 --> 02:31:51,466
晚上好

3741
02:31:51,466 --> 02:31:52,266
boy

3742
02:31:56,466 --> 02:31:58,166
有没有人点米亚米亚

3743
02:31:58,166 --> 02:32:00,199
跟电棍对笑之类的

3744
02:32:00,200 --> 02:32:02,300
是米亚米亚太底边了吗

3745
02:32:03,100 --> 02:32:06,300
绵绵需要一个跟电棍对线的机会

3746
02:32:07,100 --> 02:32:08,766
当着月老师的面唱不了

3747
02:32:08,766 --> 02:32:10,199
我才不不那什么呢

3748
02:32:10,200 --> 02:32:11,066
我才不

3749
02:32:11,966 --> 02:32:13,499
我才不唱这种呢

3750
02:32:27,666 --> 02:32:28,466
这么一看

3751
02:32:28,466 --> 02:32:30,166
主播听的最贵的歌

3752
02:32:30,166 --> 02:32:35,399
好多也都也都停留在一两年前了

3753
02:32:35,700 --> 02:32:36,833
哎呦这一年

3754
02:32:38,166 --> 02:32:39,999
基本上没怎么听过

3755
02:32:40,866 --> 02:32:42,566
也不是没怎么听过吧

3756
02:32:42,566 --> 02:32:43,499
就是感觉

3757
02:32:45,166 --> 02:32:48,399
好多新区都没有那个味了

3758
02:32:48,400 --> 02:32:51,633
还有慢慢的慢慢的就走开了

3759
02:32:57,833 --> 02:32:58,299
谢谢关注

3760
02:32:58,300 --> 02:33:00,300
怎么主播在这讨论清电棍

3761
02:33:00,300 --> 02:33:02,166
还有人关注主播啊

3762
02:33:03,100 --> 02:33:03,900
不会不会

3763
02:33:03,900 --> 02:33:06,633
是真有人会因为这个关注主播吧

3764
02:33:06,633 --> 02:33:06,999
啊

3765
02:33:07,000 --> 02:33:08,666
主播还挺惊讶的

3766
02:33:09,666 --> 02:33:11,899
为什么啊为什么啊

3767
02:33:13,000 --> 02:33:13,800
哈哈哈

3768
02:33:13,800 --> 02:33:15,800
我不转萌萌人主播呀

3769
02:33:15,800 --> 02:33:19,100
事到如今已经当不了萌萌人了是吧

3770
02:33:19,100 --> 02:33:23,700
你这个这个这个已经是老嗨的时候

3771
02:33:23,700 --> 02:33:26,300
你装萌萌人怎么装都一股味是吧

3772
02:33:26,300 --> 02:33:28,666
那还真是真有人因为这关注我呀

3773
02:33:28,666 --> 02:33:29,799
我真不好说了

3774
02:33:29,800 --> 02:33:32,566
哈哈哈哎

3775
02:33:33,800 --> 02:33:36,366
全世界都在听

3776
02:33:42,466 --> 02:33:43,766
感觉我是萌萌人

3777
02:33:43,766 --> 02:33:44,899
你都看我了

3778
02:33:44,900 --> 02:33:47,233
你你不应该是萌萌人

3779
02:33:48,066 --> 02:33:49,666
你看主播了

3780
02:33:54,600 --> 02:33:56,966
主播对抽象的包容还是可以的

3781
02:33:56,966 --> 02:33:58,099
那怎么说呢

3782
02:33:59,266 --> 02:34:01,033
主播一直都很抽象

3783
02:34:01,633 --> 02:34:03,666
你怎么知道我说电贵评论区

3784
02:34:03,666 --> 02:34:06,999
我没有评论过电贵本人的评论区吧

3785
02:34:07,500 --> 02:34:10,800
我评论我好像只是只是评论过什么

3786
02:34:11,800 --> 02:34:14,400
主播应该只评论过那个电棍

3787
02:34:14,400 --> 02:34:16,000
二创的评论区吧

3788
02:34:19,366 --> 02:34:20,466
他那种什么

3789
02:34:22,100 --> 02:34:23,100
哎什么呢

3790
02:34:23,100 --> 02:34:24,666
好像都差不多吧

3791
02:34:24,800 --> 02:34:25,600
也也没有

3792
02:34:28,100 --> 02:34:28,766
啊

3793
02:34:28,766 --> 02:34:30,499
你是在哪点进来的

3794
02:34:30,600 --> 02:34:31,900
结果结果啊

3795
02:34:31,900 --> 02:34:32,800
的翻唱

3796
02:34:32,833 --> 02:34:36,899
你怎么把人家名字都念错了呢

3797
02:34:39,866 --> 02:34:41,799
听着好像毛血旺啊

3798
02:34:41,800 --> 02:34:44,300
结果现在就在主包直播间

3799
02:34:44,400 --> 02:34:47,200
你有什么要对我师傅说的吗

3800
02:34:48,800 --> 02:34:49,633
紫色肥猫

3801
02:34:49,633 --> 02:34:51,866
准备做小蓝脸武器库的皮肤吗

3802
02:34:51,866 --> 02:34:53,599
暂时没有这个打算啊

3803
02:34:54,233 --> 02:34:55,633
暂时没有这个打算

3804
02:34:55,633 --> 02:34:57,766
这就是火老师对皮套沟的态度

3805
02:34:57,766 --> 02:34:59,199
你们有没有这样的

3806
02:34:59,366 --> 02:35:00,499
哈哈哈

3807
02:35:00,500 --> 02:35:02,833
你们有没有这样的皮套沟朋友啊

3808
02:35:02,833 --> 02:35:04,299
没有吧没有吧

3809
02:35:04,433 --> 02:35:06,633
火老师一直对我都很友善的

3810
02:35:06,633 --> 02:35:08,866
火老师一直都是很好很好的人啊

3811
02:35:11,266 --> 02:35:13,799
怎么还有这么引流引过来的

3812
02:35:13,833 --> 02:35:15,166
我不好说了

3813
02:35:19,633 --> 02:35:20,433
啊啊

3814
02:35:23,800 --> 02:35:25,366
这都是啥时候的事了

3815
02:35:25,366 --> 02:35:26,666
一年多以前的作品

3816
02:35:26,666 --> 02:35:28,233
你今天还在反复观看

3817
02:35:28,233 --> 02:35:29,033
啊

3818
02:35:29,500 --> 02:35:30,300
啊

3819
02:35:31,866 --> 02:35:33,199
你有点太爱了

3820
02:35:33,200 --> 02:35:34,066
别太爱了

3821
02:35:34,066 --> 02:35:35,599
哈哈哈

3822
02:35:39,666 --> 02:35:42,866
咿呀咿呀咿呀咿呀咿哟

3823
02:35:54,433 --> 02:35:55,499
声音有点大

3824
02:36:02,900 --> 02:36:05,300
哎嗨哎嗨哎嗨哎

3825
02:36:07,600 --> 02:36:08,300
嗨

3826
02:36:08,300 --> 02:36:09,766
哎嗨嗨嗨嗨嗨嗨嗨嗨嗨嗨嗨嗨嗨嗨嗨

3827
02:36:09,766 --> 02:36:10,566
嗨嗨

3828
02:36:12,466 --> 02:36:13,266
嗨嗨嗨

3829
02:36:16,466 --> 02:36:17,266
嗨

3830
02:36:22,800 --> 02:36:26,100
我恭喜你发财呀

3831
02:36:26,766 --> 02:36:28,033
我恭喜你

3832
02:36:28,033 --> 02:36:30,766
吉他利奥利奥利奥乌兹

3833
02:36:30,766 --> 02:36:32,599
来来来哎乌兹

3834
02:36:32,600 --> 02:36:36,200
来来来带不去停下的来

3835
02:36:39,433 --> 02:36:40,566
独白自嗨

3836
02:36:40,566 --> 02:36:41,666
有钢琴球

3837
02:36:41,700 --> 02:36:43,233
一同一个棺材

3838
02:36:43,500 --> 02:36:45,400
小狗永远在一块

3839
02:36:47,066 --> 02:36:48,066
不准你或家

3840
02:36:48,066 --> 02:36:50,366
骑马推车出门买菜

3841
02:36:50,366 --> 02:36:52,599
卡车司机开过来

3842
02:36:54,000 --> 02:36:55,800
俗称世界的上路

3843
02:36:55,800 --> 02:36:59,900
就算人越塔不怕凉的美只是天籁

3844
02:37:03,466 --> 02:37:04,833
啦啦啦大鱿鱼

3845
02:37:05,566 --> 02:37:07,833
啦啦啦啦

3846
02:37:07,900 --> 02:37:14,433
大摇大摆我听替你挡灾

3847
02:37:15,866 --> 02:37:18,899
恭喜发财

3848
02:37:18,900 --> 02:37:21,633
唉要走去对面看

3849
02:37:23,200 --> 02:37:25,033
啊啊

3850
02:37:28,566 --> 02:37:31,266
我还是不要炸别人的房了吧

3851
02:37:31,700 --> 02:37:32,500
起来

3852
02:37:33,633 --> 02:37:35,399
哎胡子来来来

3853
02:37:35,400 --> 02:37:37,433
哎胡子来来来

3854
02:37:37,433 --> 02:37:39,766
我不去想得来

3855
02:37:43,866 --> 02:37:44,366
哎呀

3856
02:37:44,366 --> 02:37:48,566
主播这熟练度已经比之前下降太多了

3857
02:37:48,666 --> 02:37:50,833
真的主播这熟练度

3858
02:37:50,833 --> 02:37:54,066
只能说比之前拦腰砍慢了

3859
02:37:55,000 --> 02:37:55,766
呃

3860
02:37:55,766 --> 02:37:58,699
主要是现在好多主播在听的东西

3861
02:37:58,766 --> 02:38:00,833
都没办法翻唱啊

3862
02:38:01,066 --> 02:38:06,199
就那个那个这个这这怎么翻唱的你说

3863
02:38:06,200 --> 02:38:07,800
这这翻唱不了吧

3864
02:38:14,400 --> 02:38:15,566
抱抱抱抱

3865
02:38:15,566 --> 02:38:18,499
这东西怎么翻下你告诉我

3866
02:38:27,300 --> 02:38:28,100
都是原唱

3867
02:38:28,100 --> 02:38:29,400
我都翻不了

3868
02:38:31,900 --> 02:38:36,800
这个还真的太太太重复了

3869
02:38:36,800 --> 02:38:38,166
太简单了

3870
02:38:38,266 --> 02:38:40,766
感觉不太合适

3871
02:38:40,966 --> 02:38:43,099
简单程度有点太高了

3872
02:38:46,366 --> 02:38:49,466
为什么呀为什么

3873
02:38:51,300 --> 02:38:52,100
哎呦

3874
02:38:53,433 --> 02:38:57,066
挂个那是什么得了

3875
02:38:57,266 --> 02:38:58,266
那是什么

3876
02:39:09,666 --> 02:39:11,433
想吃奥利奥利奥

3877
02:39:14,066 --> 02:39:16,833
我还有没有我师傅唱的版本了

3878
02:39:16,833 --> 02:39:19,266
我好像没有我师傅唱的版本了

3879
02:39:19,566 --> 02:39:20,366
我

3880
02:39:21,366 --> 02:39:23,699
你的那个版本有没有补到呀

3881
02:39:23,700 --> 02:39:26,033
我们唱完之后该下播了

3882
02:39:29,666 --> 02:39:31,799
看淡看淡你今天

3883
02:39:33,433 --> 02:39:33,633
哈哈哈

3884
02:39:33,633 --> 02:39:36,466
看在你今天超靓实质卷的份上

3885
02:39:36,600 --> 02:39:38,800
呃才不是我自己想唱的

3886
02:39:38,800 --> 02:39:41,566
好吧才不是我自己想唱的

3887
02:39:47,200 --> 02:39:48,466
上白天搜不到

3888
02:39:48,466 --> 02:39:50,366
其实我有缓存啦我有

3889
02:39:51,966 --> 02:39:53,499
那个版本我有缓存

3890
02:39:54,100 --> 02:39:56,366
嘿嘿哈哈哈哈

3891
02:40:00,833 --> 02:40:02,799
有的时候有缓存啊

3892
02:40:02,833 --> 02:40:03,633
好吧

3893
02:40:05,100 --> 02:40:06,800
我就觉得会没嘛

3894
02:40:07,033 --> 02:40:08,166
然后我缓存了

3895
02:40:08,166 --> 02:40:08,966
嘿嘿

3896
02:40:09,600 --> 02:40:10,400
笑了

3897
02:40:10,700 --> 02:40:12,600
主播真是预言家呀

3898
02:40:16,366 --> 02:40:17,599
我操这弹幕

3899
02:40:29,666 --> 02:40:33,199
眼角落里把它取暖啊

3900
02:40:33,500 --> 02:40:35,766
怎么它就是吗

3901
02:40:35,766 --> 02:40:37,666
手摆着又是吗

3902
02:40:37,666 --> 02:40:39,833
那把钢琴又是吗

3903
02:40:40,600 --> 02:40:41,900
按摩尼个瓷吗

3904
02:40:42,266 --> 02:40:45,699
2023 2022 没电没怕就是梦

3905
02:40:45,700 --> 02:40:47,800
东藏西藏里打工

3906
02:40:47,800 --> 02:40:49,900
傻逼太阳太不穷

3907
02:40:49,900 --> 02:40:54,166
啊 2023 我家被车冲刺冲

3908
02:40:54,166 --> 02:40:58,466
手中锁那都是空所以把回忆尘封

3909
02:40:59,500 --> 02:41:02,766
这就是我的锅那就他妈是我的

3910
02:41:03,166 --> 02:41:06,766
我爱全都明白为什么啊哈

3911
02:41:11,633 --> 02:41:14,633
眼角萝莉把头取暖偷偷灌我

3912
02:41:14,633 --> 02:41:16,199
浇灌这点芥末

3913
02:41:16,200 --> 02:41:17,633
她就是妈

3914
02:41:17,633 --> 02:41:19,799
说白这样是吗

3915
02:41:19,866 --> 02:41:21,866
对方钢琴要是吗

3916
02:41:22,000 --> 02:41:24,033
我是一朵花

3917
02:41:24,366 --> 02:41:29,966
20202每天每晚都是梦东墙西墙立大功

3918
02:41:29,966 --> 02:41:32,799
下笔抬杠抬不穷啊

3919
02:41:32,800 --> 02:41:37,400
20202货架飞车冲刺冲手中唢呐

3920
02:41:37,400 --> 02:41:38,300
都是空

3921
02:41:38,366 --> 02:41:41,433
像一把回忆解放到底

3922
02:41:42,866 --> 02:41:45,299
到底谁得到

3923
02:41:45,300 --> 02:41:48,066
咦上不去了

3924
02:42:02,700 --> 02:42:06,066
啊又输了又输了又输了又输了

3925
02:42:06,066 --> 02:42:06,866
啊

3926
02:42:08,166 --> 02:42:08,966
啊

3927
02:42:14,233 --> 02:42:17,566
啊哈哈哈哈哈啊

3928
02:42:17,866 --> 02:42:18,633
这把输了

3929
02:42:18,633 --> 02:42:20,699
全全怪电棍

3930
02:42:20,900 --> 02:42:22,466
卧槽全怪棍子电

3931
02:42:24,433 --> 02:42:25,699
全关电棍

3932
02:42:25,766 --> 02:42:26,566
完了

3933
02:42:27,066 --> 02:42:30,666
SV哈哈哈

3934
02:42:30,666 --> 02:42:31,066
谢谢谢谢

3935
02:42:31,066 --> 02:42:34,366
软软的宫爆肉的心动盲盒的爱心抱枕

3936
02:42:34,366 --> 02:42:38,099
啊谢谢不知名避战用户的

3937
02:42:41,466 --> 02:42:42,266
这牛蛙

3938
02:42:42,300 --> 02:42:44,066
牛蛙谢谢

3939
02:42:44,066 --> 02:42:46,999
花钱的波波奶茶后中奖了一个

3940
02:42:47,000 --> 02:42:50,766
妈呀吓死我了吓死我了吓死我了

3941
02:42:50,900 --> 02:42:53,600
哦还好还好还好还好还好

3942
02:42:53,600 --> 02:42:55,866
谢谢谢谢谢谢谢谢谢谢

3943
02:42:55,866 --> 02:42:58,633
哈哈哈谢谢谢谢

3944
02:42:58,633 --> 02:42:59,833
差点就点了

3945
02:42:59,833 --> 02:43:03,033
哇差点差点我就要喝东西了差点差点

3946
02:43:03,566 --> 02:43:05,166
你的什么真放

3947
02:43:05,166 --> 02:43:05,899
不眠之夜

3948
02:43:05,900 --> 02:43:06,966
我不会唱啊

3949
02:43:06,966 --> 02:43:09,066
可是真放吗

3950
02:43:09,500 --> 02:43:11,466
输输输最后怎么赢了

3951
02:43:11,466 --> 02:43:13,999
哎还看主播脸色行事

3952
02:43:14,000 --> 02:43:15,766
主播的脸色变得这么快

3953
02:43:15,766 --> 02:43:17,899
哈哈哈

3954
02:43:18,100 --> 02:43:18,900
谢谢

3955
02:43:22,166 --> 02:43:25,166
天下VSK天下第一女子组

3956
02:43:25,466 --> 02:43:26,633
怎怎么念啊

3957
02:43:29,066 --> 02:43:30,766
怎么怎么怎么读啊

3958
02:43:33,466 --> 02:43:35,399
应该是这么读吧

3959
02:43:42,966 --> 02:43:44,166
的情书啊

3960
02:43:44,166 --> 02:43:48,499
很多年应该读读文书记吧好吧

3961
02:43:48,866 --> 02:43:51,633
哈哈哈哈好吧

3962
02:43:57,566 --> 02:43:58,599
真好喝吗

3963
02:43:58,900 --> 02:44:00,366
怎么领先这么多

3964
02:44:00,366 --> 02:44:01,966
很多了吧不不不

3965
02:44:01,966 --> 02:44:03,433
很很很多了

3966
02:44:04,100 --> 02:44:04,900
耶

3967
02:44:10,500 --> 02:44:11,700
怎么会这样

3968
02:44:17,700 --> 02:44:19,600
我好像很少用这个表情

3969
02:44:19,600 --> 02:44:21,700
因为很少有这么开心的人耶

3970
02:44:25,800 --> 02:44:27,433
怎么怎么怎么怎么会

3971
02:44:27,433 --> 02:44:29,166
怎么会出事故呢bug

3972
02:44:29,233 --> 02:44:32,033
哈哈哈哈怎么bug了呢

3973
02:44:32,033 --> 02:44:33,566
开心到出bug了

3974
02:44:33,566 --> 02:44:34,633
嗯嗯

3975
02:44:40,233 --> 02:44:41,966
怎么一进来就这么开心

3976
02:44:41,966 --> 02:44:42,766
耶

3977
02:44:43,766 --> 02:44:45,266
我打PK赢了

3978
02:44:45,366 --> 02:44:46,166
耶

3979
02:44:47,466 --> 02:44:48,633
发生什么事了

3980
02:44:48,633 --> 02:44:49,666
没有没有没有

3981
02:44:49,666 --> 02:44:52,633
我们终于我们耶耶人终于压扁赢了

3982
02:44:52,633 --> 02:44:53,699
对面一次啊

3983
02:44:53,700 --> 02:44:56,233
不是我被别人压扁了好开心

3984
02:44:57,100 --> 02:44:59,066
我们耶耶人一直都是非常非常

3985
02:44:59,066 --> 02:45:00,666
非常非常厉害的人啊

3986
02:45:00,700 --> 02:45:01,700
嗯对吧

3987
02:45:04,033 --> 02:45:04,833
耶

3988
02:45:07,833 --> 02:45:09,233
不眠之夜

3989
02:45:12,700 --> 02:45:14,833
骗到了最喜欢的耶耶耶的大米

3990
02:45:14,833 --> 02:45:17,033
骗到了最喜欢的耶耶耶的小米

3991
02:45:19,766 --> 02:45:20,633
张杰

3992
02:45:31,433 --> 02:45:33,299
车窗外这夜色

3993
02:45:33,300 --> 02:45:36,266
如上次张杰给游戏唱歌

3994
02:45:36,400 --> 02:45:38,200
我印象里还是逆战

3995
02:45:45,200 --> 02:45:47,266
这真是那个张杰唱的吗

3996
02:45:56,666 --> 02:45:58,433
我们李慧现在这么有钱

3997
02:45:58,433 --> 02:46:00,266
把张杰请来唱歌啊

3998
02:46:11,500 --> 02:46:12,866
这地方应该是副歌吗

3999
02:46:12,866 --> 02:46:13,799
我以为他会

4000
02:46:13,866 --> 02:46:16,799
他会一下子就是像舞会开场一样

4001
02:46:17,100 --> 02:46:18,233
很高的

4002
02:46:21,966 --> 02:46:27,166
就感觉到了副歌忽然被人掐住了脖子

4003
02:46:27,166 --> 02:46:29,466
然后就不让唱了一样

4004
02:46:30,166 --> 02:46:32,833
就感觉没有我想象中的那种

4005
02:46:33,666 --> 02:46:34,499
这个感觉

4006
02:46:35,033 --> 02:46:35,966
又星际旅行

4007
02:46:35,966 --> 02:46:37,066
又是一季游戏

4008
02:46:37,066 --> 02:46:38,099
一定是赛尔号吧

4009
02:46:38,100 --> 02:46:39,366
为什么不是群星啊

4010
02:46:41,000 --> 02:46:43,166
主播你爹都蹭到胡桃了

4011
02:46:43,166 --> 02:46:44,833
你啥时候蹭到克勤

4012
02:46:45,300 --> 02:46:48,033
长得像克勤的微信有点太多了吧

4013
02:47:00,666 --> 02:47:01,866
主播就要下播了

4014
02:47:01,866 --> 02:47:04,499
主播今天已经义务上班了10分钟了

4015
02:47:04,500 --> 02:47:07,633
还没有人把主播的缺少的见长补上

4016
02:47:07,633 --> 02:47:10,066
哈哈哈但是但是

4017
02:47:10,066 --> 02:47:11,466
大家帮我打赢了

4018
02:47:11,500 --> 02:47:12,666
嘿嘿耶

4019
02:47:17,233 --> 02:47:18,033
啊

4020
02:47:18,800 --> 02:47:20,066
真的会出bug

4021
02:47:20,066 --> 02:47:21,366
我的小花呢

4022
02:47:21,366 --> 02:47:22,299
呃不是这个

4023
02:47:22,700 --> 02:47:24,033
呃也不是这个

4024
02:47:24,233 --> 02:47:25,366
我的花呢

4025
02:47:27,766 --> 02:47:29,266
哇光头强

4026
02:47:31,766 --> 02:47:32,966
我的花呢

4027
02:47:40,100 --> 02:47:41,833
我的花不见了

4028
02:47:47,266 --> 02:47:48,566
去看别的妹妹了

4029
02:47:48,566 --> 02:47:49,999
你不用说出来了

4030
02:47:53,900 --> 02:47:55,866
你们是不是第一次看到这个啊

4031
02:48:00,666 --> 02:48:03,266
直播间正在加载中

4032
02:48:03,766 --> 02:48:05,233
开始的讯号

4033
02:48:05,500 --> 02:48:07,466
让月光摇啊摇啊

4034
02:48:07,466 --> 02:48:09,499
气氛开始变微妙

4035
02:48:09,500 --> 02:48:11,566
当我放慢了步调

4036
02:48:11,566 --> 02:48:13,633
你会不会向我靠

4037
02:48:13,633 --> 02:48:15,633
这星光摇啊摇啊

4038
02:48:15,633 --> 02:48:17,633
左右摇摆的轨道

4039
02:48:17,633 --> 02:48:19,699
撞上了你的怀抱

4040
02:48:19,700 --> 02:48:22,600
浪漫几颗盛夏

4041
02:48:22,900 --> 02:48:24,966
星星眨眼睛

4042
02:48:24,966 --> 02:48:26,999
听听你的心

4043
02:48:27,000 --> 02:48:29,166
轻轻在贴近

4044
02:48:31,033 --> 02:48:32,999
星星眨眼睛

4045
02:48:33,033 --> 02:48:34,266
以为是奥数直播

4046
02:48:34,266 --> 02:48:36,366
奥数直播就会把脑袋贴到

4047
02:48:36,366 --> 02:48:37,766
贴到屏幕上吗

4048
02:48:38,366 --> 02:48:41,566
为什么这套皮头特别大

4049
02:48:41,566 --> 02:48:43,033
你头才特别大

4050
02:48:45,000 --> 02:48:45,800
哼

4051
02:48:47,266 --> 02:48:48,066
晚安

4052
02:48:48,433 --> 02:48:49,599
我也要走了

4053
02:48:51,366 --> 02:48:53,599
在RB的奥数直播都有这种大头

4054
02:48:53,600 --> 02:48:54,900
为什么贴这么近

4055
02:49:03,866 --> 02:49:04,833
我的眼睛

4056
02:49:05,200 --> 02:49:06,766
看着我的眼睛

4057
02:49:07,100 --> 02:49:08,966
看着我的眼睛

4058
02:49:09,066 --> 02:49:10,399
看着我的眼睛

4059
02:49:10,833 --> 02:49:13,166
没有什么想睡觉的感觉

4060
02:49:13,166 --> 02:49:14,833
我试过了是假的

4061
02:49:15,366 --> 02:49:17,033
起刀锋芒

4062
02:49:19,566 --> 02:49:25,066
一不小心成了你的倾诉对象

4063
02:49:25,400 --> 02:49:27,600
电话约在个

4064
02:49:27,600 --> 02:49:31,800
电话约在从前约会的地方

4065
02:49:31,833 --> 02:49:35,799
要陪你唱歌吃饭我结账

4066
02:49:36,966 --> 02:49:41,466
保持优良习惯啊

4067
02:49:43,633 --> 02:49:49,099
你说最近过的还算幸福美满

4068
02:49:51,500 --> 02:49:57,500
喝了几杯唱了几段你却哭了

4069
02:49:59,500 --> 02:50:03,766
想去安慰却不知什么立场

4070
02:50:03,800 --> 02:50:07,900
听你说话看你哭湿头发

4071
02:50:08,433 --> 02:50:12,366
我得到了惩罚

4072
02:50:14,566 --> 02:50:18,233
戒了烟我不习惯

4073
02:50:18,233 --> 02:50:22,399
没有你我怎么办

4074
02:50:22,500 --> 02:50:26,300
3年零一个礼拜

4075
02:50:26,566 --> 02:50:30,033
才学会怎么忍耐

4076
02:50:30,066 --> 02:50:31,466
今天不放异地了吧

4077
02:50:31,466 --> 02:50:33,399
主播主播主播

4078
02:50:33,433 --> 02:50:35,633
提前一点点下班

4079
02:50:36,000 --> 02:50:38,366
好吧好吧好吧好吧好吧好吧

4080
02:50:38,366 --> 02:50:40,699
我当你们同意了嘿嘿嘿

4081
02:50:41,000 --> 02:50:42,100
我当你们同意了

4082
02:50:52,766 --> 02:50:53,566
好了

4083
02:50:54,266 --> 02:50:55,066
拜拜

4084
02:50:55,766 --> 02:51:00,999
这个普罗马的ASD型a C r s

4085
02:51:01,000 --> 02:51:03,166
这个将来研究室的饭团和新增加

4086
02:51:03,166 --> 02:51:04,199
好的舰长

4087
02:51:05,200 --> 02:51:08,233
谢谢今天大家给主播的PK

4088
02:51:08,233 --> 02:51:09,766
虽然有赢有输

4089
02:51:09,766 --> 02:51:11,266
但是还是非常开心的

4090
02:51:11,400 --> 02:51:12,200
哈哈哈

4091
02:51:12,433 --> 02:51:14,099
谢谢华年的两个波波奶茶

4092
02:51:14,100 --> 02:51:18,000
4本智慧之书和15朵粉玫瑰

4093
02:51:18,100 --> 02:51:21,300
谢谢4个奶茶和3个智慧之书

4094
02:51:22,166 --> 02:51:23,633
谢谢大家的礼物

4095
02:51:23,633 --> 02:51:27,266
这是饭团的5个波波奶茶和朵粉玫瑰

4096
02:51:27,266 --> 02:51:28,999
谢谢常送的爱心抱枕

4097
02:51:29,000 --> 02:51:30,900
和韭菜的两杯波波奶茶

4098
02:51:31,366 --> 02:51:35,699
这是混混和过客的爱心抱枕

4099
02:51:38,366 --> 02:51:40,766
这是软软的锅包肉的爱心抱枕

4100
02:51:41,666 --> 02:51:43,966
就是备战用户的100个牛吧和华人的

4101
02:51:43,966 --> 02:51:44,999
不过奶茶硬

4102
02:51:45,500 --> 02:51:47,833
想看燕子直播

4103
02:51:48,066 --> 02:51:52,266
史乐可夫斯基空间和洛伦兹变换

4104
02:51:52,266 --> 02:51:53,866
推导狭义相对论

4105
02:51:53,866 --> 02:51:56,466
助眠我念完这段话就睡着了

4106
02:51:57,266 --> 02:52:00,799
该睡觉了该睡觉了

4107
02:52:14,800 --> 02:52:16,966
谁也不想

4108
02:52:20,466 --> 02:52:22,366
谁也不想

4109
02:52:34,566 --> 02:52:38,466
戒了烟我不习惯

4110
02:52:38,500 --> 02:52:42,266
没有你我怎么办

4111
02:52:42,566 --> 02:52:46,366
3年零一个礼拜

4112
02:52:46,466 --> 02:52:49,566
才学会怎么忍

4113
02:52:50,866 --> 02:52:54,399
你给给过我的伤害

4114
02:52:54,400 --> 02:52:58,100
是没有一句责怪

4115
02:53:02,500 --> 02:53:08,200
戒了烟染上悲伤我也不

4116
02:53:10,666 --> 02:53:13,199
谁也不想

4117
02:53:22,266 --> 02:53:23,066
晚安

4118
02:53:29,700 --> 02:53:30,500
拜拜

4119
02:53:32,366 --> 02:53:33,899
谢谢大家