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well i've done nothing wrong

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i've done nothing wrong at all

3
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i've said it all before

4
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but don't be surprised

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you say may come alive

6
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when there's nothing in betweens i want to tell for a self

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i want to die for a new

8
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the sky will rain

9
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for only you and i

10
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i've become your shadow

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your misery was mine

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tell me what it's like

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to be on the other side

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好吵啊换一个吧

15
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换一个换一个换一个

16
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虽然现在没什么人啊

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走错了走错了

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they'll be hearing our battles cry

19
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like it's summer with overdrive

20
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they'll be tasting the dirt when they fall off their thrones

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we're gonna make a stand at the battle front

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with only our bare hands

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and we'll never run

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they don't understand

25
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心门相要的小花花呀

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轰动阿里拉多

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早上好大家

28
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and i dreamed of being braver

29
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but i just laughed in the face of danger

30
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now that you're my Guardian angel

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we're not going here

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鹰角鹰角

33
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这是害我鹰角

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啊鹰角网络

35
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本来我可以拥有一个游玩什么呀

36
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我可以拥有一个游玩来自星辰的

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不用想杂谈话题的

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少妇你毁了我的摸鱼直播

39
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鹰角网络

40
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虽然我没有给你钱

41
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但这这不是你的责任吗

42
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是吧我明日方舟给你凑那么多钱

43
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来自星辰

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你就不能好好做

45
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哼

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关个门啊

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i used to freeze up in the face of danger

48
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and i dreamed of being braver

49
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but i just light up in the face of danger now

50
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that哈早上好早上好

51
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在嘀咕什么

52
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听不见吗

53
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谢谢怀念的我爹啊

54
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什么啊嗨

55
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你都给我搞提前开门了

56
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你要感到荣幸啊

57
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还你红豆

58
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你奥利奥

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多谢谢你的见长啊

60
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刚来就数钱啊

61
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这么客气啊啊

62
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哎呀

63
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把这个后面的有位路小姐遮住了

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虽然他确实在我后面

65
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有种如盲在位的感觉

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哈哈哈没有

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他确实在在物理意义上

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我后面的一道墙后面

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但是有种如盲在位的感觉

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还有就是要跟大家说一下

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我们的这个我怎么不会张嘴啊啊

72
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会了会了

73
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这个这个

74
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我们的这个还在预定中啊

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家人们

76
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我们的这个呃

77
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毛绒徽章啊

78
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余量我看一下能再出个5对左右吧

79
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大概这样子

80
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啊啊啊呃

81
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好了吗

82
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感觉好了一点啊

83
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你最喜欢的冠军皮肤来了

84
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这个确实啊

85
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早上好早上好

86
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就是怎么说呢

87
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感觉又回到了那个夏天啊

88
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这个主播

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主播感觉自己的砸弹状态

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确实

91
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很多时候是跟这个皮肤息息相关的

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希望这个久违的皮肤可以给主播带

93
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来砸弹的

94
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好状态和好运气捏

95
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好吧

96
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你们也好像好久没有看到这个了

97
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没有想他吗我

98
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把什么东西隐藏了

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喂不对喂

100
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啊这下可以了

101
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好好好好

102
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息息相关嘿嘿

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你怎么知道这个嘻嘻

104
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啊啊主播你的袖套怎么是紫色

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不要问这种问题啊

106
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这明明就是魔法的力量

107
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不要问这种问题

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好吧这都是RP的一部分

109
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别吵别吵

110
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我装作袖套是紫色的

111
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才不是因为我扣不干净图啊

112
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我装作什么

113
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被这个游戏迷惑

114
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才不是要给他氪金

115
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我有我自己的计划别吵

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嘘我有我自己的计划啊

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好吧

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早上好怀念

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早上好天津

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早上好小钢琴

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早上好酷乐麻将

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早上好小熊猫猫

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早上好林小玲

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早上好季老师

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早上好饭团

126
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早上好梦

127
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叫石村你怎么又把我传跳了

128
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你怎么回事

129
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早上好亨泰

130
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早上好一个谢

131
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早上好肉酱

132
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早上好感觉可萌萌

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早上好龟龟永存心

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苏苏我我

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还有还有

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是魔法他加了魔法

137
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我加了魔法

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不行我要去我要去

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把灯打开

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等一下哎呀

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这灯不开他不认识我的主人了

142
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好奇怪

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i never want you back to break from this ritual

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so then i'll be saying the same thing

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take me downtown

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use my body all night

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make me feel like last time

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make it taste like

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啊谢谢小钢琴之梦的舰长啊

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爹哄逗你啊

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利拉多太有眼光了

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你怎么知道我们2月份的舰长礼物啊

153
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是咩咩啊设计的

154
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紫色带什么

155
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带猫猫尾巴印象的原创设计马克杯

156
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你怎么知道我们2月份见着

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礼物特别特别好

158
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哎呦哈哈哈啊啊

159
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感觉嗓子有点哑

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可能是被什么毒哑了吧

161
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我不好说啊

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我操爹谢谢小钢琴的店长呢

163
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怎么会自己喊自己爹的呀

164
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啊

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你都背上网友小九了

166
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你们是什么

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你们是什么新组织吗

168
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你们又背着网友小团体啦

169
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啊

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网友小酷啊

171
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网友小九

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你们是什么团体啊

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你们是男友粉团体吗

174
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你们不会背后有个什么讨论组

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24小时做梦都在和米安米娅结婚

176
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然后小群里面有那么多人吧

177
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啊你们今天怎么怎么

178
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哈哈哈

179
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你们今天怎么约好的是吧

180
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谢谢田园江芜湖不归的舰长捏

181
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我们这下要打70件保卫战了

182
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家人们希望今天发挥的好一点

183
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让我重回70件捏

184
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参拜一下2月份的幸运大神啊

185
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对吧咩咩啊

186
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向这个掌握幸运的神灵发问

187
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最后回应他的是什么时候的自己呢

188
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马克杯真的很想要

189
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那可不咋着

190
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上一次送马克杯还上一次的事情呢

191
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就是我们按照舰长顺序

192
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如果按照舰长礼物先后顺序编号的话

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马克杯起码是003到005之间

194
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这么早的礼物

195
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现在怎么也得编到0030了吧

196
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好久好久了

197
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这首歌之前谁在我这点的

198
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怎么听起来像噶了game的歌曲呢嗯

199
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24小时都想把米爷米亚抓到猫咖打工

200
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真是没良心的人喂

201
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去猫咖打工还有罐头吃呢

202
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我坐在这边给人家凌霄凌打工

203
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复播的时间啊

204
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转眼间已经过去两个月

205
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凌凌凌霄凌

206
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连一个舰长都不给我

207
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嗯

208
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是吧这是

209
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这是不行的

210
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猫看是要遵循劳动基本法的

211
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好歹有好吃的吃呢

212
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哎

213
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感觉这个嗓子有点问题

214
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主要还是因为什么

215
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因为上播之前

216
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跟这个徐女士在厨房奋战啊

217
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我的天呐

218
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我的评价是怎么说

219
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家人们只要接触了真实的生活

220
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就不会觉得虚构的故事里面

221
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情人节是浪漫的啦

222
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啊什么什么

223
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以前看那种什么情人节啊

224
00:10:01,766 --> 00:10:05,099
然后这个两个人什么在厨房play啊

225
00:10:05,100 --> 00:10:07,533
什么富有情趣的这个又那个人

226
00:10:07,733 --> 00:10:10,266
我真的我今天跟你是这个

227
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擦完这个厨房案板

228
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我就发出了由衷的感慨

229
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我说在厨房能搞出情绪的人

230
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都是心理变态

231
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真的真的

232
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厨房这个地方

233
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除非你从来都不做饭了

234
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哎呦真的是脏脏的

235
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脏的不行啊

236
00:10:25,733 --> 00:10:27,466
哎呦太太那个了

237
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洗完手从厕所拿出来

238
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拿我擦手就不给上界

239
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给上界不能用我擦手啊

240
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真变态哦

241
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真恶心没有

242
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主要是这样的

243
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我们家的这个案板呢

244
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是租来的

245
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这个怎么说

246
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我觉得是非常非常反人类的

247
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我见过的东西里面最最最反人人类的

248
00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:56,266
啊怎么说呢

249
00:10:56,266 --> 00:11:00,766
兼具了电磁炉案板的容易磨损

250
00:11:00,766 --> 00:11:04,466
并且很多时候容易炸掉的这种特性啊

251
00:11:04,733 --> 00:11:11,933
加上那个老房子的火热的慢的特性

252
00:11:12,566 --> 00:11:14,099
我就没有办法炒菜嘛

253
00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:15,766
只能水煮啊之类的

254
00:11:15,766 --> 00:11:17,499
煎东西都挺勉强的

255
00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:18,500
我说实话

256
00:11:18,766 --> 00:11:21,533
再加上那个呃怎么说

257
00:11:21,533 --> 00:11:24,066
煤气灶不好清理的特性

258
00:11:24,166 --> 00:11:25,699
只能说三合一啊

259
00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:29,566
把所有这个加热工具的缺点集于一身

260
00:11:29,566 --> 00:11:31,299
就是我们家这个灶台

261
00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:34,700
他趴在那边

262
00:11:34,766 --> 00:11:38,366
我们两个人趴在那边擦那个台子

263
00:11:38,366 --> 00:11:39,166
哎呀

264
00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:42,499
感觉手都要练出麒麟臂了

265
00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:47,133
感觉现在右手比左手粗了大概3倍吧

266
00:11:47,133 --> 00:11:48,699
就擦台子擦的

267
00:11:49,533 --> 00:11:53,266
哎什么健身环啊什么什么之类的

268
00:11:53,266 --> 00:11:56,099
感觉跟这个厨房擦灶台比起来

269
00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:57,666
真的还觉得

270
00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:02,866
远逊于在厨房擦那个圆环状的案板

271
00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:05,699
他真的五毒俱全

272
00:12:06,066 --> 00:12:08,066
本来他就不太干净

273
00:12:08,066 --> 00:12:10,733
我们搬进来的时候就不太干净啊

274
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:14,333
只能说我们真的低估了擦这个东西的

275
00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:16,800
难度吧

276
00:12:17,666 --> 00:12:20,499
哎平常的时候他这个污渍

277
00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:22,533
或者说他的这个东西

278
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:25,499
他感觉已经是腌入味了的那个状态

279
00:12:25,966 --> 00:12:29,133
难度就跟你平常洗澡的时候

280
00:12:29,133 --> 00:12:32,066
想要把身上的纹身洗掉一样难

281
00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:33,900
特意买这种专门的

282
00:12:34,266 --> 00:12:35,166
这个是小鱼买的

283
00:12:35,166 --> 00:12:36,599
我不知道它是什么

284
00:12:36,666 --> 00:12:39,266
应该是碱性的那种清洗剂啊

285
00:12:39,266 --> 00:12:41,699
配上呃刷碗海绵

286
00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:43,466
有点像钢丝球的那一面

287
00:12:43,466 --> 00:12:45,466
两个人在那边刷了半个小时

288
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,100
刷都刷饿了

289
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,800
正好这个喜剧呢

290
00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:53,766
是我低头拿外卖的时候发现的

291
00:12:53,866 --> 00:12:57,299
他就特别特别赶巧嘛

292
00:12:57,300 --> 00:12:59,133
正好你拿到这个什么

293
00:12:59,266 --> 00:13:00,499
拿到这个喜剧

294
00:13:00,533 --> 00:13:02,899
然后下楼拿外卖

295
00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:05,333
拿完喜剧之后擦灶台

296
00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:06,699
擦完灶台之后饿了

297
00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:10,766
吃饭简直就像是命运的安排一样哎

298
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,466
这是啥玩意啊

299
00:13:13,866 --> 00:13:14,933
泡了没用

300
00:13:14,933 --> 00:13:15,766
啥都没用

301
00:13:15,766 --> 00:13:18,866
哎呦哈哈哈

302
00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:22,266
哎呀他真的有够那个的

303
00:13:26,366 --> 00:13:29,366
还得是有人说我是不行

304
00:13:29,366 --> 00:13:31,266
我擦不干净这个东西

305
00:13:31,266 --> 00:13:33,566
我们俩一起在这边擦我

306
00:13:33,566 --> 00:13:34,366
他擦左边

307
00:13:34,366 --> 00:13:35,266
我擦右边

308
00:13:35,266 --> 00:13:37,799
擦完之后他那个左边光洁如新呀

309
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:40,366
我这右边感觉像没擦一样

310
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,533
这玩意已经顽固

311
00:13:43,533 --> 00:13:45,799
到没有办法用什么呀

312
00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:51,300
用那个呃普通的什么洗洁精啊之类的

313
00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:52,366
根本擦不掉

314
00:13:52,533 --> 00:13:54,399
必须得是特制的东西啊

315
00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:57,200
或者上过碳酸钠

316
00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:57,966
那是啥呀

317
00:13:57,966 --> 00:13:58,733
我不知道

318
00:13:58,733 --> 00:14:00,599
因为偷偷使用的不啊

319
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:05,333
这是什么什么的麦

320
00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:08,099
这个我们应该出个小动画

321
00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:11,266
让灶台马上变得干净的魔法

322
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,966
这就是什么准大魔导师

323
00:14:13,966 --> 00:14:16,933
跟主包这个魔法学徒的差别

324
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:21,000
这就是我们之间的差别

325
00:14:21,266 --> 00:14:23,999
他作弊他偷偷使用魔法

326
00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:26,000
吓我一跳

327
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:29,600
我释放这灶台干净的法术啊

328
00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:31,966
只能用物理方法硬刷

329
00:14:31,966 --> 00:14:33,166
不能用化学溶解

330
00:14:33,166 --> 00:14:34,166
是这样吗

331
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:36,566
啊我不知道

332
00:14:37,133 --> 00:14:37,899
总之就是

333
00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:41,166
这是我这辈子擦过最难擦的灶台了

334
00:14:41,166 --> 00:14:41,966
哎呀

335
00:14:43,666 --> 00:14:44,766
怎么说呢

336
00:14:44,766 --> 00:14:47,399
呃我不知道是谁

337
00:14:48,166 --> 00:14:50,266
谁在呃这个这个

338
00:14:51,566 --> 00:14:54,499
这个魔法学校上学在享福啊

339
00:14:57,300 --> 00:14:58,533
然后那种说

340
00:14:58,533 --> 00:15:02,199
哎呦动不动出去溜学散散心啊

341
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,533
或者说什么这个这个

342
00:15:04,533 --> 00:15:06,566
男主女主一吵架一生气

343
00:15:06,566 --> 00:15:08,799
女主打张飞机票就去留学了

344
00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:10,466
要光鲜亮丽的回来

345
00:15:10,466 --> 00:15:11,366
留学期间

346
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:15,100
哎呦看看这个这个什么花开花落

347
00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:16,166
云淡风轻

348
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:18,199
哎呦掌握了人生的真谛

349
00:15:18,533 --> 00:15:20,133
每天过得都很文艺

350
00:15:20,133 --> 00:15:21,799
过得很开心快乐

351
00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:23,199
潇洒轻松

352
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,000
然后感觉比国内强多了

353
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,966
不知道谁在过这样的生活啊

354
00:15:29,266 --> 00:15:32,366
原配清洁剂的工具是个铲刀

355
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:34,066
我们没有用铲刀呀

356
00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:36,099
我们家只有洗碗海绵

357
00:15:36,133 --> 00:15:37,166
只能硬搓

358
00:15:37,366 --> 00:15:39,299
其实我怀疑这个洗碗海绵

359
00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:40,766
作用像沙纸一样

360
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:43,933
这个洗碗海绵

361
00:15:43,933 --> 00:15:47,066
感觉被我们两个人当成砂纸来用了

362
00:15:47,166 --> 00:15:50,133
整个人感觉就在给那个灶台抛光

363
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:54,400
是白的一片沾了油污的地方啊

364
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:57,100
还有那个加热了之后

365
00:15:57,933 --> 00:16:00,466
留下的那种烧焦的痕迹

366
00:16:00,466 --> 00:16:02,566
直接搓掉了的感觉

367
00:16:02,666 --> 00:16:04,266
不像是融下来了

368
00:16:04,266 --> 00:16:08,533
像直接把内层给磨掉了那种

369
00:16:08,533 --> 00:16:10,566
可以直接买新的灶台

370
00:16:11,066 --> 00:16:12,066
这不行吧

371
00:16:12,366 --> 00:16:15,499
可以吗我今天怎么这么卡呀

372
00:16:17,266 --> 00:16:18,866
啊我就知道

373
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,166
我就知道

374
00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:27,566
我说怎么今天这么卡呢

375
00:16:27,566 --> 00:16:28,366
哎呀

376
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:29,966
肥猫

377
00:16:29,966 --> 00:16:32,966
不知道为什么又把电源线踢了一脚

378
00:16:32,966 --> 00:16:37,333
啊肥猫肥猫的电源又有点问题了

379
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:40,700
好了好了

380
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:41,966
插好了插好

381
00:16:44,266 --> 00:16:47,366
你们都没有觉得我今天这个帧数

382
00:16:47,366 --> 00:16:48,599
检测器啊

383
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:51,966
我的这个尾巴今天帧数比较低吗

384
00:16:52,766 --> 00:16:53,533
泼了一圈

385
00:16:53,533 --> 00:16:56,066
房间面积都大了几平方厘米

386
00:16:56,066 --> 00:16:58,866
我觉得那房东应该感谢我们俩

387
00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:01,466
他自己可能都没见过

388
00:17:01,466 --> 00:17:03,699
他这个灶台有这么干净吧

389
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:07,966
这房东该谢谢我们俩的

390
00:17:07,966 --> 00:17:10,399
应该给我们俩付保洁费啊

391
00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:13,200
我以为你是要直播游戏

392
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,366
你怎么知道

393
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,566
我今天本来想要直播

394
00:17:16,566 --> 00:17:20,099
鹰角网络新出的68元单机大作

395
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:21,800
来自星辰啊

396
00:17:22,366 --> 00:17:23,066
你怎么知道

397
00:17:23,066 --> 00:17:24,933
主播为什么这个周表

398
00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:27,066
你们都没有人好奇主播

399
00:17:27,066 --> 00:17:29,333
为什么这个周表啊

400
00:17:29,566 --> 00:17:30,933
星期一休息

401
00:17:30,933 --> 00:17:32,599
对这个很正常是吧

402
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:33,600
因为星期

403
00:17:33,866 --> 00:17:34,399
星期日

404
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:37,266
刚刚进行了这个紧张刺激的联动

405
00:17:37,566 --> 00:17:38,666
星期一休息一天

406
00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:40,766
是非常正常并且合理的

407
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:43,266
但是为什么星期二的直播内容呢

408
00:17:43,266 --> 00:17:44,066
是个嗯

409
00:17:44,266 --> 00:17:46,733
星期三的直播内容是个嗯嗯呢

410
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:49,499
因为本来本来

411
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:53,800
这个我是打算今天早上初见一下

412
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:56,933
我们今天凌晨12点发送的

413
00:17:56,933 --> 00:18:01,733
新角网络68元的单机回合制游戏大作

414
00:18:01,733 --> 00:18:02,799
来自星辰

415
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,866
然后如果他好玩的话

416
00:18:04,866 --> 00:18:07,366
我们明天也可以继续游玩这个

417
00:18:07,366 --> 00:18:08,499
来自星辰

418
00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:11,000
但是在购买他之前呢

419
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,066
我去搜索一下他的时机

420
00:18:13,066 --> 00:18:13,933
他的操作

421
00:18:13,933 --> 00:18:14,966
他的评价

422
00:18:15,066 --> 00:18:16,533
我的评价就是

423
00:18:19,733 --> 00:18:21,666
就我我都坐在这了

424
00:18:21,666 --> 00:18:24,299
我咱们都这个界面坐在这了

425
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:25,666
嗯就就

426
00:18:25,666 --> 00:18:27,933
让让我吧哈哈哈

427
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:33,800
哎呀他这个游戏做的

428
00:18:35,066 --> 00:18:36,733
不知道该怎么讲他

429
00:18:36,733 --> 00:18:38,999
我真的不知道该怎么说

430
00:18:39,733 --> 00:18:41,733
我不知道这个游戏

431
00:18:41,733 --> 00:18:46,166
他的画面风格为什么是这个样子啊

432
00:18:47,966 --> 00:18:48,799
为了去云

433
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:52,300
他现场找了几个游戏主播的直播间

434
00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:53,400
挂了一会

435
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:57,999
我只能说这个战斗还有这个解谜

436
00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:00,866
这个整体的一个

437
00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:01,766
怎么说呢

438
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:05,533
整体的一个画面风格吧

439
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,599
给我第一种感觉就是

440
00:19:07,666 --> 00:19:10,899
人跟背景糊在了一块

441
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:15,533
同时呢本来应该感觉还挺精细的

442
00:19:15,533 --> 00:19:19,299
他就像那个MD没上渲染一样的感觉

443
00:19:20,466 --> 00:19:22,199
就感觉差了一块

444
00:19:22,266 --> 00:19:24,066
而且还不是很小的一块

445
00:19:24,066 --> 00:19:26,066
差了很大的一块啊

446
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,666
什么米凉皮车怎么评价的

447
00:19:29,666 --> 00:19:32,199
我没看米凉皮车怎么评价的

448
00:19:32,766 --> 00:19:36,299
这个东西首先还是得先自己去匀一下

449
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,100
看看自己的评价是啥吧

450
00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:39,500
我的评价是

451
00:19:40,966 --> 00:19:44,466
他可以随机呃改掉一个数字啊

452
00:19:44,466 --> 00:19:46,966
就可以把这个作品的风评逆转

453
00:19:47,133 --> 00:19:50,166
就是说把价格删掉一位数啊

454
00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:55,333
可以选用这个删掉10位的6

455
00:19:55,333 --> 00:19:57,099
或者是删掉个位的8

456
00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:58,733
然后作为最终的定价

457
00:19:58,733 --> 00:20:00,533
是6块或者8块的话

458
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,299
我觉得这个游戏评价

459
00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:03,733
应该还是蛮不错的

460
00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:06,400
小猫最近有超过90斤吧

461
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,166
什么叫有超过90斤吧

462
00:20:10,666 --> 00:20:12,766
我一只猫90斤也太重了吧

463
00:20:13,866 --> 00:20:16,099
虽然我是前无古人

464
00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:18,100
后无来者的大尾巴猫猫

465
00:20:18,733 --> 00:20:20,066
但是90斤

466
00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:28,366
那就直播老头环第二期吧

467
00:20:29,066 --> 00:20:30,133
我们还是

468
00:20:30,133 --> 00:20:30,866
我决定

469
00:20:30,866 --> 00:20:34,166
还是还是游玩一下我们伟大的那个

470
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:34,966
什么

471
00:20:35,466 --> 00:20:38,066
还是游玩一下我们伟大的这个

472
00:20:38,066 --> 00:20:41,133
这个来自星辰吧

473
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,333
啊这但凡不做成这样

474
00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:47,366
是不是我做不了就不会写嗯和嗯嗯了

475
00:20:47,366 --> 00:20:49,599
刚上播之前还临时看了一下

476
00:20:49,866 --> 00:20:51,199
还有一个什么游

477
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:54,500
戏啊本来这周就是想玩游戏了

478
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:55,700
特别特别想玩

479
00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:01,300
想找点最近发售的那种游戏呢

480
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,466
啊是坐在电脑前面的

481
00:21:05,466 --> 00:21:10,666
不是像拿海绵擦这个电磁炉板一样的

482
00:21:10,666 --> 00:21:11,599
体力游戏

483
00:21:11,933 --> 00:21:13,299
动脑子游戏

484
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:14,600
动脑子游戏

485
00:21:16,366 --> 00:21:19,266
嗯本来想这周想拍一个那种

486
00:21:19,266 --> 00:21:21,266
动脑子游戏来玩的

487
00:21:21,466 --> 00:21:24,166
看了最近发售的游

488
00:21:24,166 --> 00:21:26,333
一个叫什么来着

489
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:29,666
有一个叫名利啊啊

490
00:21:29,666 --> 00:21:32,133
什么你等我看一下

491
00:21:32,366 --> 00:21:33,499
让我找一找

492
00:21:33,900 --> 00:21:35,733
这玩意没啥人玩

493
00:21:35,766 --> 00:21:37,299
知道名还不多

494
00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:41,066
哎呦指导迷啊

495
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,299
主要就是主播自己都没有什么

496
00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:45,166
没有底气拒绝指导迷

497
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,500
主播确实有点猪猪逼逼

498
00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:48,300
知道吧

499
00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:51,866
他给我推荐的游戏给我推了一个叫

500
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,866
什么千恋万花

501
00:21:55,900 --> 00:21:57,133
不不不是这个

502
00:21:58,066 --> 00:21:59,199
为您推荐

503
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:02,366
因为您玩过带有以下标签的游戏

504
00:22:02,366 --> 00:22:03,766
动漫可爱

505
00:22:03,766 --> 00:22:04,599
恐怖

506
00:22:05,300 --> 00:22:06,866
剧情丰富

507
00:22:09,566 --> 00:22:10,299
不是不是

508
00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:11,966
不是千变万化

509
00:22:11,966 --> 00:22:12,966
是那个

510
00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:15,899
这不是有个精选吗

511
00:22:16,133 --> 00:22:17,966
然后我刚才在那个精选里面

512
00:22:17,966 --> 00:22:20,099
看到了一个类似我们之前玩过的

513
00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:22,333
飞跃十三号房的新游戏

514
00:22:23,366 --> 00:22:24,533
然后我想找一下

515
00:22:24,533 --> 00:22:26,866
结果我发现每次打开这个推荐

516
00:22:26,866 --> 00:22:27,766
它都不一样

517
00:22:27,766 --> 00:22:30,166
这次给我推荐的是APEX

518
00:22:30,166 --> 00:22:33,266
东方夜雀食堂啊

519
00:22:33,333 --> 00:22:34,799
火山的女人

520
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,733
还有千变万化

521
00:22:38,466 --> 00:22:39,366
海上风云

522
00:22:39,366 --> 00:22:41,266
不是是新发售的

523
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:42,966
我搜一下

524
00:22:43,533 --> 00:22:44,933
无处还休

525
00:22:44,933 --> 00:22:48,499
情为石落海连波动

526
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:52,333
描数曲箜篌线同轴

527
00:22:53,133 --> 00:22:57,733
勒笔烟直大漠沧浪盘虬

528
00:22:57,766 --> 00:23:01,666
一纸淋漓漫点方圆透

529
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:06,966
记我长风万里绕指未相勾

530
00:23:07,733 --> 00:23:13,199
形生意成此意逍遥不游

531
00:23:15,533 --> 00:23:16,866
人生没有意义了

532
00:23:16,866 --> 00:23:18,333
为什么哎

533
00:23:18,333 --> 00:23:19,399
不要这样

534
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,466
韭菜你发生什么事了

535
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:27,000
哎知心姐姐

536
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,100
米娅米娅

537
00:23:28,100 --> 00:23:31,733
说说看米娅米娅可以帮助你

538
00:23:34,166 --> 00:23:36,933
东方夜雀食堂这么多

539
00:23:37,133 --> 00:23:39,533
这么多人喜欢这个吗

540
00:23:39,533 --> 00:23:42,466
你们是喜欢玩还是想看主播玩啊

541
00:23:42,700 --> 00:23:45,666
这个游戏我记得当时也蛮多人在播吧

542
00:23:47,566 --> 00:23:48,466
那我看看

543
00:23:48,466 --> 00:23:49,366
啊对

544
00:23:49,366 --> 00:23:52,199
这个叫名利游戏啊

545
00:23:52,766 --> 00:23:54,199
他的简介是什么

546
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,200
玩家随主角路远

547
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,366
走过人生的重要阶段

548
00:23:58,366 --> 00:24:02,399
体验其由青涩到成熟的成长轨迹

549
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:05,733
在权力金钱情感的交织下

550
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,500
你的每一个决定

551
00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:10,533
都刻画着他的成长与转变

552
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,066
带你重温那些现实中

553
00:24:13,066 --> 00:24:15,766
未曾选择和尝试的决定

554
00:24:16,066 --> 00:24:19,199
感受每一部选择带来的不同人生

555
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:20,900
哦我记得还挺喜欢这种的

556
00:24:20,900 --> 00:24:24,500
而且就大家看起来也不会特别坐牢嘛

557
00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:27,733
就当一个什么视觉小说啊之类的

558
00:24:28,466 --> 00:24:29,399
但是这个简介

559
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:34,100
就看不出来他到底是在讲什么内容啊

560
00:24:34,100 --> 00:24:36,366
结果我一看这个评测啊

561
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,600
这不是啊

562
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:42,666
这是24号还是20来号上线的

563
00:24:42,966 --> 00:24:44,866
结果我一看评价啊

564
00:24:44,866 --> 00:24:46,399
这个游戏都是什么

565
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,800
必须要NTR啊

566
00:24:50,066 --> 00:24:52,666
开头的时候第一章啊

567
00:24:52,666 --> 00:24:55,499
要是不被绿剧情就会结束

568
00:24:55,533 --> 00:24:56,499
然后第二章

569
00:24:56,500 --> 00:24:59,900
必须得原谅NTR自己的这个女生

570
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,966
或者第一章要么就是被NTR

571
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,533
要么就是是

572
00:25:07,966 --> 00:25:09,466
我有点受不了这个

573
00:25:09,466 --> 00:25:13,166
我们纯爱战士有点玩不了这个这个

574
00:25:13,166 --> 00:25:14,599
哈哈哈

575
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:17,766
我们纯爱战士有点玩不了这种剧情啊

576
00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:21,399
有没有已经玩过这个的跟主播说说

577
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:22,900
真是这样吗

578
00:25:23,166 --> 00:25:25,333
那他要一定要那什么的话

579
00:25:25,333 --> 00:25:26,599
他一定要那个

580
00:25:28,666 --> 00:25:30,333
这个我会接受不了哎

581
00:25:33,366 --> 00:25:36,466
蓝天使之酒味

582
00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:39,266
琼浆浓酒每一世

583
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:42,133
那么这游戏听起来还可以

584
00:25:42,133 --> 00:25:44,399
我收回前面的评价你

585
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:47,066
你就是从NTR来的是吧

586
00:25:47,466 --> 00:25:48,899
而且开局第一招

587
00:25:48,900 --> 00:25:51,966
马上把这个爽点放在你脸上对吧

588
00:25:51,966 --> 00:25:55,866
马上马上就让你们NTR爱好者哎呀

589
00:25:55,866 --> 00:25:57,966
充满了这个玩下去的动力

590
00:25:57,966 --> 00:26:01,199
什么我玩第一招就可以背牛

591
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,666
享受一下这个背牛的感觉

592
00:26:03,766 --> 00:26:05,466
然后时间还没到

593
00:26:05,466 --> 00:26:07,899
我还能退个款是吧啊

594
00:26:10,533 --> 00:26:12,899
哎我不好说

595
00:26:13,166 --> 00:26:15,866
生命不可量北斗

596
00:26:15,866 --> 00:26:19,899
却何信相思最温柔

597
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:24,966
顾盼花发鸿蒙怦然而梦

598
00:26:24,966 --> 00:26:29,899
你与二十八宿皆回眸系我

599
00:26:30,533 --> 00:26:31,099
哎完了

600
00:26:31,100 --> 00:26:34,066
唱这首歌找不到那个文艺的感觉

601
00:26:34,066 --> 00:26:36,299
怎么唱都是猪逼巴巴的

602
00:26:43,266 --> 00:26:44,699
唉输了

603
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,200
主播你的声线

604
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:52,666
唉这样子已经输了个透顶了

605
00:26:54,566 --> 00:26:55,399
啊我看看

606
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:58,533
我玩过飞跃沙

607
00:26:58,766 --> 00:26:59,999
我肯定玩过呀

608
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,000
我2023年2月份还在播这个游戏呢

609
00:27:03,100 --> 00:27:05,800
这当时是谁点了恐怖游戏啊

610
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:07,866
最后没办法玩了这个

611
00:27:07,866 --> 00:27:11,066
哈哈这倒挺吓人的啊

612
00:27:11,066 --> 00:27:12,333
谢谢秋秋

613
00:27:12,466 --> 00:27:16,533
在主播绵绵直播间开通的见长啊

614
00:27:16,533 --> 00:27:19,733
今天是他陪伴主播的第61天

615
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:23,966
呜有人想成为主播的TV

616
00:27:23,966 --> 00:27:26,799
小猫的第70个舰长了kidakira

617
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,666
哈哈哈谢谢秋秋的舰长你

618
00:27:29,666 --> 00:27:32,099
我操qiu好打你

619
00:27:32,100 --> 00:27:33,000
奥利给到

620
00:27:36,066 --> 00:27:37,266
感谢支持

621
00:27:37,266 --> 00:27:40,666
完了不上剑不能完全隐身啊

622
00:27:46,266 --> 00:27:47,066
你

623
00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:51,466
哈哈你给我上剑就是为了

624
00:27:52,266 --> 00:27:55,199
就是为了让我看不见你是吧

625
00:27:55,733 --> 00:27:57,099
一个月138

626
00:27:57,100 --> 00:28:00,266
给自己贴张隐身符在身上

627
00:28:00,366 --> 00:28:01,699
让主播抓不到你

628
00:28:01,700 --> 00:28:03,500
你怎么这样啊

629
00:28:05,066 --> 00:28:05,866
啊

630
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,333
是没有人给主播上剑

631
00:28:10,333 --> 00:28:13,199
是为了让主播看不到他呀

632
00:28:13,766 --> 00:28:15,399
你是超级爱人吗

633
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:17,666
秋秋我们向主播问好

634
00:28:17,666 --> 00:28:19,099
问到你的时候

635
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,300
当主播看到你的进场提示的时候

636
00:28:23,966 --> 00:28:25,133
你都会觉得

637
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,266
都会觉得紧张

638
00:28:28,566 --> 00:28:30,166
138嘟嘴还行

639
00:28:30,166 --> 00:28:33,566
这就是什么138的隐身衣啊

640
00:28:33,566 --> 00:28:34,999
这么小还不错

641
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,566
是真的不错吧

642
00:28:41,333 --> 00:28:42,799
啊谢谢Wifi

643
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:43,700
困老师的

644
00:28:43,700 --> 00:28:44,766
是个小坏呀

645
00:28:44,766 --> 00:28:47,766
哄得你奥利奥都感谢支持

646
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,200
那夜晚过

647
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:50,566
狗肉公安嘛

648
00:28:50,566 --> 00:28:51,366
狗肉公安

649
00:28:52,300 --> 00:28:53,200
这是什么

650
00:28:54,933 --> 00:28:55,733
这什么

651
00:28:56,500 --> 00:28:57,300
有

652
00:28:59,500 --> 00:29:00,800
没有漏弹幕啊

653
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:01,766
让我看一下

654
00:29:03,966 --> 00:29:05,199
好玩好看

655
00:29:05,300 --> 00:29:06,400
好像没有

656
00:29:06,666 --> 00:29:08,066
没有露弹幕哎

657
00:29:08,066 --> 00:29:08,999
没有没有

658
00:29:09,733 --> 00:29:10,499
哎算了

659
00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:11,900
你咋不讲话呢

660
00:29:11,900 --> 00:29:12,700
小九

661
00:29:13,733 --> 00:29:15,266
哎没关系的

662
00:29:16,133 --> 00:29:18,899
何必对自己要求那么高呢

663
00:29:18,933 --> 00:29:21,466
你你你怎么了

664
00:29:22,066 --> 00:29:23,133
你怎么了

665
00:29:25,100 --> 00:29:27,400
logo啊画中世界

666
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:28,333
让我来搜一下

667
00:29:28,333 --> 00:29:29,666
我后面就开的这个

668
00:29:29,666 --> 00:29:30,599
幸福商店

669
00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:34,400
我现在库里面还没有播

670
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,666
给大家玩过的游戏

671
00:29:38,700 --> 00:29:41,600
女神异闻录5皇家版

672
00:29:42,466 --> 00:29:45,066
还有一个厨房模拟器

673
00:29:45,166 --> 00:29:46,866
但是我觉得我暂时

674
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:50,766
我暂时不想厨房模拟器了

675
00:29:52,566 --> 00:29:56,366
当一个人在现实中每天跟厨房打交道

676
00:29:56,366 --> 00:30:01,499
每天跟菜板跟灶台跟微波炉跟烤箱啊

677
00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:03,266
跟冰箱里的冻肉

678
00:30:03,333 --> 00:30:06,999
还有半生不熟的蔬菜打交道的时候

679
00:30:07,066 --> 00:30:09,666
这个人对厨房模拟啊

680
00:30:09,666 --> 00:30:10,566
什么这种

681
00:30:10,566 --> 00:30:13,699
这种东西肯定是没有任何兴趣的

682
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:14,600
是吧

683
00:30:16,166 --> 00:30:17,866
P5R对啊P5R

684
00:30:17,866 --> 00:30:18,766
游戏时间0

685
00:30:18,766 --> 00:30:19,499
没有秒秒

686
00:30:19,500 --> 00:30:20,666
有2分钟的

687
00:30:20,666 --> 00:30:21,333
有2分钟

688
00:30:21,333 --> 00:30:22,266
很厉害的

689
00:30:23,700 --> 00:30:26,000
打开看了一下那个什么

690
00:30:26,066 --> 00:30:26,966
打开看了一下

691
00:30:26,966 --> 00:30:30,566
这个2最后运行日期1月23日

692
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:32,900
然后游戏时间5分钟

693
00:30:33,066 --> 00:30:34,199
5分钟了

694
00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:35,500
有5分钟了

695
00:30:37,166 --> 00:30:40,899
主要是我苹果I7之前啊就有

696
00:30:40,966 --> 00:30:43,666
但是因为电脑带不太动嘛

697
00:30:43,666 --> 00:30:48,099
把那个开局动画看了一会就就没没点

698
00:30:48,100 --> 00:30:48,966
开始

699
00:30:50,066 --> 00:30:51,066
什么打交

700
00:30:51,066 --> 00:30:51,666
什么打交

701
00:30:51,666 --> 00:30:53,133
什么关键词检测

702
00:30:57,100 --> 00:30:59,133
何必对自己要求那么高

703
00:30:59,133 --> 00:31:01,133
打算躺平一辈子了

704
00:31:01,133 --> 00:31:03,899
就没有办法计划一辈子的事吗

705
00:31:04,766 --> 00:31:09,733
因为你现在只能最多掌控自己半年

706
00:31:09,733 --> 00:31:11,799
一年或者是两年

707
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,366
我觉得掌控自己未来两年的人

708
00:31:14,466 --> 00:31:15,533
水平已经很高

709
00:31:15,533 --> 00:31:17,499
就是对自己的认知啊

710
00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:20,266
而且对未来的这个规划和判断

711
00:31:20,366 --> 00:31:22,166
那都是很厉害的

712
00:31:23,133 --> 00:31:25,266
你也不知道自己之后会去干嘛

713
00:31:25,266 --> 00:31:26,899
会有多大的成就

714
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,666
你现在这个时候觉得哎呀是不是

715
00:31:30,366 --> 00:31:31,299
怎么说呢

716
00:31:31,900 --> 00:31:35,333
这个时候你觉得哎呀我可能要躺平了

717
00:31:35,333 --> 00:31:38,733
我做不到那么厉害了这个事情啊

718
00:31:38,733 --> 00:31:40,299
我没有那么高的成就

719
00:31:40,300 --> 00:31:42,300
其实没有必要这么想啊

720
00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:43,966
因为很多的时候

721
00:31:43,966 --> 00:31:47,266
你想追求的东西是不断动态变化的

722
00:31:47,266 --> 00:31:49,766
你的能力肯定也是呃螺

723
00:31:49,766 --> 00:31:50,866
旋上升的嘛

724
00:31:50,866 --> 00:31:53,166
我们不说线性提升这不现实

725
00:31:54,266 --> 00:31:56,866
但是你既然还有这种想法

726
00:31:56,866 --> 00:32:00,266
就是你还觉得你还能变得更厉害

727
00:32:00,266 --> 00:32:01,966
你还有这个类型的规划

728
00:32:01,966 --> 00:32:04,499
我觉得早晚有一天会有机会的

729
00:32:04,566 --> 00:32:07,066
也不用现在就想的那么悲观嘛

730
00:32:07,266 --> 00:32:09,566
什么一辈子躺平不躺平的

731
00:32:09,866 --> 00:32:14,166
搞不好哪一天你就会有很好很好的

732
00:32:14,166 --> 00:32:15,899
很想去做的事情

733
00:32:19,166 --> 00:32:21,366
主播曾经以为自己也会啊

734
00:32:21,366 --> 00:32:22,466
一辈子躺平

735
00:32:22,466 --> 00:32:26,299
当个普普通通的这个普通人啊

736
00:32:26,533 --> 00:32:29,299
虽然我现在也是普普通通的普通人

737
00:32:29,533 --> 00:32:30,999
但是我真的觉得

738
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:33,133
做虚拟主播的这段时间啊

739
00:32:33,133 --> 00:32:34,333
是我人生里面

740
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:37,533
起码对于帮助别人

741
00:32:37,533 --> 00:32:40,066
或者说给很多人产生意义这一点

742
00:32:40,066 --> 00:32:41,533
这是我人生里面做过的

743
00:32:41,533 --> 00:32:43,333
最有意义的一件事情

744
00:32:44,166 --> 00:32:45,899
但是你放在三年前

745
00:32:45,900 --> 00:32:48,066
五年前你跟我说啊

746
00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:49,300
你以后会成为一个

747
00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:51,700
有好几万观众的虚拟主播呢

748
00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:53,900
是吧好几万粉丝

749
00:32:53,900 --> 00:32:55,300
怎么可能会有这么多啊

750
00:32:55,300 --> 00:32:58,166
我就是一个普通的小女孩

751
00:32:58,300 --> 00:32:59,933
我就是一个普通人

752
00:32:59,933 --> 00:33:00,733
呃

753
00:33:01,466 --> 00:33:04,399
连一个班级里面五六十个人啊

754
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:08,933
可能都没有办法交出来5个朋友的人

755
00:33:08,933 --> 00:33:11,133
怎么可能有几万粉丝呢

756
00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:12,066
呃

757
00:33:12,066 --> 00:33:15,199
怎么可能在这么多人面前去讲话呢

758
00:33:15,333 --> 00:33:19,199
但是确实是这件事情就这么发生了

759
00:33:20,133 --> 00:33:24,133
所以不要去给自己去限制这些东西嘛

760
00:33:24,133 --> 00:33:24,966
没必要

761
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:26,933
不要紧张

762
00:33:27,066 --> 00:33:30,133
哎你也觉得我这一辈子也就这样了

763
00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:31,366
也就到这了

764
00:33:31,366 --> 00:33:33,399
或者说我就要躺平了

765
00:33:33,700 --> 00:33:36,166
这个觉得好像没怎么成功

766
00:33:36,566 --> 00:33:38,299
很多事情都是暂时的嘛

767
00:33:38,300 --> 00:33:40,066
就算现在不太顺利

768
00:33:41,466 --> 00:33:43,666
我相信以后又会好起来的

769
00:33:43,733 --> 00:33:46,733
对吧毕竟你是最最厉害的耶耶人

770
00:33:46,733 --> 00:33:49,099
我们耶耶人都是我心里最厉害的

771
00:33:49,133 --> 00:33:51,866
总是太晚明白

772
00:33:51,900 --> 00:33:59,400
最后才把话说开哭着求我留下来

773
00:33:59,566 --> 00:34:06,066
终于看开爱回不来我们面前太多阻

774
00:34:06,533 --> 00:34:10,133
你的手却放不开

775
00:34:10,133 --> 00:34:14,466
宁愿没出息求我别离开

776
00:34:17,566 --> 00:34:19,933
终于看开爱

777
00:34:19,966 --> 00:34:23,066
而且很多的时候我觉得没有方向

778
00:34:23,066 --> 00:34:23,666
或者说

779
00:34:23,666 --> 00:34:27,566
是不知道自己未来会变成什么样子

780
00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:30,299
很多时候是没有找到真正想做

781
00:34:30,300 --> 00:34:31,866
或者是你心里面

782
00:34:32,133 --> 00:34:33,799
潜意识里并不觉得

783
00:34:33,966 --> 00:34:36,133
你现在努力的这个方向

784
00:34:36,133 --> 00:34:38,799
是特别特别有意义的

785
00:34:40,333 --> 00:34:41,133
所以说

786
00:34:42,466 --> 00:34:43,766
你在做这件事的时候

787
00:34:43,766 --> 00:34:46,766
可能有一天发现了发现了他的意义

788
00:34:46,766 --> 00:34:47,166
或者说

789
00:34:47,166 --> 00:34:49,966
你发现了更有意义的其他事情的时候

790
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:54,000
你的干劲也会变得很充足呢

791
00:34:54,533 --> 00:34:57,933
不要用现在的状态来思考以后的状态

792
00:34:59,066 --> 00:35:00,599
我已经躺平了

793
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,300
暂时不想找工作

794
00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:03,866
生活状态非常的废

795
00:35:03,866 --> 00:35:04,866
主要是懒

796
00:35:06,666 --> 00:35:08,099
现在不好找嘛

797
00:35:08,100 --> 00:35:09,766
主要还是要看自己

798
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:12,400
所以你要你要什么

799
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:13,400
你要躺平

800
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:16,666
或者说你要维持一个生活的下限的话

801
00:35:16,666 --> 00:35:20,366
其实对于大家或者说对于现在很多人

802
00:35:20,366 --> 00:35:24,133
如果只是以一个有饭吃

803
00:35:24,166 --> 00:35:25,933
然后不追求吃什么

804
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:27,966
然后也不追求社交啊

805
00:35:27,966 --> 00:35:29,333
什么社会地位之类

806
00:35:29,333 --> 00:35:32,133
只是单纯的一个标准有饭吃来讲

807
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:34,766
呃也没有那么的困难吧

808
00:35:35,100 --> 00:35:36,100
多多少少

809
00:35:36,133 --> 00:35:38,299
家里面或者自己都会有

810
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:42,266
起码不会饿死的这种程度的积累

811
00:35:43,333 --> 00:35:44,966
但是怎么说呢

812
00:35:44,966 --> 00:35:46,566
你要有更多的追求

813
00:35:46,566 --> 00:35:48,599
所以就会付出更多的努力

814
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:51,266
也会承受更多的痛苦吗

815
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,866
如果说嗯

816
00:35:54,866 --> 00:35:58,666
你现在的追求就是想休息一下

817
00:35:58,700 --> 00:36:00,100
想不想找工作

818
00:36:00,100 --> 00:36:01,333
那我觉得很正常

819
00:36:01,766 --> 00:36:03,133
我觉得非常正常

820
00:36:05,166 --> 00:36:07,266
肯干活肯定饿不死

821
00:36:07,966 --> 00:36:10,599
就是看想要的东西是什么吧

822
00:36:12,300 --> 00:36:13,000
咩啊咩啊

823
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:16,500
现在想要的东西就是更不开心了

824
00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:17,300
你怎么了

825
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:18,566
但是我爹

826
00:36:18,566 --> 00:36:21,099
天天晚上偷偷对着自己的汽车

827
00:36:21,100 --> 00:36:21,966
吊小珍珠

828
00:36:21,966 --> 00:36:22,766
怎么办

829
00:36:23,366 --> 00:36:25,766
那我只能说哎

830
00:36:25,900 --> 00:36:26,966
没办法吧

831
00:36:26,966 --> 00:36:28,333
厨房里有见过

832
00:36:28,333 --> 00:36:30,366
天才少年啊

833
00:36:30,366 --> 00:36:33,133
或者说比较聪明的一个学

834
00:36:33,133 --> 00:36:35,899
期就考试之前钱学一通宵

835
00:36:35,900 --> 00:36:39,133
人家能拿个80多分90多分

836
00:36:39,333 --> 00:36:41,399
那你没有这个脑子呀

837
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:45,066
那怎么办才能不在这个上面

838
00:36:46,566 --> 00:36:50,533
啊那你也只能接受接受自己呗

839
00:36:50,533 --> 00:36:52,099
别天天跟那些

840
00:36:53,933 --> 00:36:55,166
看说什么哎呀

841
00:36:55,166 --> 00:36:56,733
留学第一GPA

842
00:36:56,733 --> 00:36:57,699
一看人家

843
00:36:57,700 --> 00:37:01,900
哇我这学期GPA不是3.9掉到3.8了

844
00:37:01,900 --> 00:37:03,733
怎么办我未来还有希望吗

845
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:05,533
这种帖子少看吧

846
00:37:06,266 --> 00:37:07,399
就是上网嘛

847
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,666
会有很多比你强很多的人

848
00:37:09,666 --> 00:37:12,199
也会有很多比你弱很多的人

849
00:37:12,333 --> 00:37:14,966
那主要就没有办法去跟人家比

850
00:37:14,966 --> 00:37:17,666
这么跟人家比永远都没个劲头

851
00:37:17,733 --> 00:37:19,166
房子多大算大

852
00:37:19,166 --> 00:37:20,399
150算大吗

853
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:21,800
300算大吗

854
00:37:21,933 --> 00:37:23,533
车怎么算好呢

855
00:37:23,666 --> 00:37:24,966
那奥迪算好吗

856
00:37:24,966 --> 00:37:26,333
奥拓算好吗

857
00:37:26,866 --> 00:37:29,766
哎呦就这么比下去永无止境啊

858
00:37:29,766 --> 00:37:32,799
是吧哪怕你就是什么社会的巅峰

859
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:34,000
你考个公务员

860
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,366
人家还有有市值

861
00:37:35,366 --> 00:37:36,999
市值上面还有省级

862
00:37:37,166 --> 00:37:38,799
还有这个部那个部的

863
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:40,366
永远都比不过人

864
00:37:41,366 --> 00:37:44,066
但是我不能像主播一样老催眠自己

865
00:37:44,066 --> 00:37:44,699
催眠自己

866
00:37:44,700 --> 00:37:47,700
然后就是就对现状太容易满足

867
00:37:47,700 --> 00:37:49,666
就很容易很容易很容易

868
00:37:49,666 --> 00:37:50,666
这个实际上

869
00:37:50,666 --> 00:37:53,466
呃确实就没有那么好吧

870
00:37:54,133 --> 00:37:54,933
哎

871
00:37:55,500 --> 00:37:57,966
这关当多大才算大人的

872
00:37:57,966 --> 00:38:00,399
这该当当多大才算大呢

873
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:01,500
不知道呀

874
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:03,900
你抽啥呢韭菜

875
00:38:05,466 --> 00:38:07,466
100块没抽花车

876
00:38:07,733 --> 00:38:09,366
别抽花车了

877
00:38:09,366 --> 00:38:10,933
别抽花车了

878
00:38:11,566 --> 00:38:15,266
库鲁曼上次算了说那个是200还是300的

879
00:38:15,266 --> 00:38:16,199
那个礼物

880
00:38:16,333 --> 00:38:18,066
他的性价比是最高的

881
00:38:18,066 --> 00:38:20,399
虽然我没记住具体期望是多少

882
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:22,900
但是我记住了他的期望是最高的

883
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:26,000
这花车没那么划算吧

884
00:38:27,133 --> 00:38:27,966
堵就堵了

885
00:38:27,966 --> 00:38:30,066
不如整个城堡什么的

886
00:38:30,266 --> 00:38:33,066
你喜欢的就是全世界最好对吧

887
00:38:33,066 --> 00:38:35,533
只要有这个想法就坚持就好了

888
00:38:35,533 --> 00:38:37,599
就不要不要不要

889
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:41,933
被贩卖焦虑给套进去了

890
00:38:41,933 --> 00:38:43,066
因为焦虑除

891
00:38:43,066 --> 00:38:45,766
了增加自己的心理压力之外

892
00:38:45,766 --> 00:38:48,333
对生活没有什么太大的好处

893
00:38:49,566 --> 00:38:51,099
主播你钟表呢

894
00:38:51,100 --> 00:38:52,166
让你错过直播

895
00:38:52,166 --> 00:38:54,066
我钟表被卡审核了

896
00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:56,466
我钟表卡审核了

897
00:38:57,466 --> 00:38:59,466
现在你们还看不到吗

898
00:39:00,166 --> 00:39:03,066
我看东一在我钟表下面回复了呀

899
00:39:03,066 --> 00:39:04,899
卡了半个小时的审核

900
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,333
他50分钟之前回复了我

901
00:39:10,333 --> 00:39:12,399
说直播嗯和嗯嗯是吧

902
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:13,000
举办了

903
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,933
你们没发现我这个钟表只有15个赞吗

904
00:39:16,933 --> 00:39:18,499
就是因为他被卡的

905
00:39:18,500 --> 00:39:20,166
卡的很死啊

906
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:23,733
啊我是什么时候

907
00:39:23,733 --> 00:39:25,933
我是7:56发出去的

908
00:39:25,933 --> 00:39:27,766
现在都已经10点了

909
00:39:28,466 --> 00:39:30,666
哎令人感慨

910
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:33,766
你是要抽就抽紫色肥猫吧

911
00:39:33,766 --> 00:39:36,733
什么大学生今天来了

912
00:39:36,733 --> 00:39:37,866
小六小六

913
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,133
小刘今天来了

914
00:39:39,133 --> 00:39:40,299
想他想重开

915
00:39:44,700 --> 00:39:46,266
哎看到钟表了

916
00:39:46,266 --> 00:39:47,533
但太及时了

917
00:39:47,533 --> 00:39:49,266
旅行箱是最好的

918
00:39:49,266 --> 00:39:51,366
期望一样保底亏最少

919
00:39:51,366 --> 00:39:54,333
那行啊肥猫可以当场地球证明

920
00:39:54,333 --> 00:39:56,066
我可不行我可不行

921
00:39:56,333 --> 00:39:57,133
哎呦

922
00:39:58,133 --> 00:39:58,999
真不行吧

923
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,000
真不行吧

924
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,966
我感觉还是这种简单一点的UI

925
00:40:06,966 --> 00:40:08,766
而适合主播这样的

926
00:40:08,766 --> 00:40:10,166
皮套画风衣

927
00:40:10,466 --> 00:40:14,366
尤其是我们初始的这个公式啊

928
00:40:14,366 --> 00:40:17,199
冬装啊还有这个这个服装

929
00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:18,933
初始的这三套

930
00:40:18,933 --> 00:40:21,899
是最适合这种简约一点的UI的

931
00:40:22,266 --> 00:40:26,066
什么时候可以根据周表一键预约直播

932
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,666
预约了之后他会给你们发什么吗

933
00:40:30,666 --> 00:40:33,066
点歌竹星现在唱吗

934
00:40:33,066 --> 00:40:34,299
也不是不行吧

935
00:40:34,333 --> 00:40:36,499
我当时算了一个解细节

936
00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:38,133
但是我忘了是怎么算的

937
00:40:38,133 --> 00:40:39,666
肥猫能教我一下吗

938
00:40:39,666 --> 00:40:42,299
不行不行

939
00:40:42,300 --> 00:40:47,800
我不会算我不会算这个

940
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:49,733
早上好爱心

941
00:40:49,733 --> 00:40:51,499
我只能按GPD算

942
00:40:52,133 --> 00:40:54,999
预约了会有日历和b站通知

943
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:55,700
别提了

944
00:40:55,700 --> 00:40:58,566
我今天在这边擦那个台子的时候啊

945
00:40:59,100 --> 00:41:00,700
我在这插台子的时候

946
00:41:00,700 --> 00:41:02,266
我手机响了两个闹铃

947
00:41:02,266 --> 00:41:04,666
我说我根本不知道这东西是为什么它

948
00:41:04,666 --> 00:41:05,799
怎么就响了呢

949
00:41:06,133 --> 00:41:07,466
是要干嘛的呢

950
00:41:07,666 --> 00:41:08,699
真不懂吧

951
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:13,000
啊有苍蝇

952
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:13,933
哪来的

953
00:41:15,166 --> 00:41:16,299
我都要冻死

954
00:41:16,300 --> 00:41:17,200
哪来的苍蝇

955
00:41:18,366 --> 00:41:19,399
而挺离谱的

956
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:20,866
我们住的这个地方

957
00:41:20,866 --> 00:41:24,799
就是温度很低的时候还会有一些苍蝇

958
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:28,533
而且他们都是绕着那个玻璃上面飞的

959
00:41:28,533 --> 00:41:30,099
我们很怀疑是邻居

960
00:41:30,100 --> 00:41:33,066
把垃圾桶放在了室外阳台上

961
00:41:33,266 --> 00:41:34,766
然后就会有苍蝇

962
00:41:34,766 --> 00:41:37,566
这个苍蝇老是飞到家里面真奇怪

963
00:41:38,933 --> 00:41:40,666
他都轮椅竹签了

964
00:41:40,666 --> 00:41:41,799
怎么可能是

965
00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:44,533
怎么可能不是电棍的呢

966
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:50,700
怎么老点竹签呀

967
00:41:54,133 --> 00:41:55,466
我看

968
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:04,200
看

969
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:06,166
我看到了

970
00:42:06,166 --> 00:42:08,399
人家翻唱电棍竹星

971
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:10,733
哎呦他居然还清楚去翻唱

972
00:42:10,866 --> 00:42:13,799
一想竹星都已经一年多了

973
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,866
天呐我觉得仿佛还在

974
00:42:16,100 --> 00:42:17,300
还在还在

975
00:42:17,300 --> 00:42:18,666
上一天呢

976
00:42:18,666 --> 00:42:20,799
我中间这一年像被吃了一样

977
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,966
弄点不该你还点竹星吧

978
00:42:23,533 --> 00:42:25,399
呃我喜欢竹星

979
00:42:25,866 --> 00:42:30,499
收藏我的心倾听我的声音

980
00:42:30,566 --> 00:42:35,666
我跟着你的脚印倒数4321

981
00:42:35,966 --> 00:42:37,066
你想听结果

982
00:42:37,066 --> 00:42:38,199
老师的不该

983
00:42:38,700 --> 00:42:40,100
那这更不行了

984
00:42:40,166 --> 00:42:42,333
这还有不要带微的我的

985
00:42:47,866 --> 00:42:50,566
哎兄弟你别死我电脑上啊

986
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:56,166
这个在我边上飞的苍蝇

987
00:42:56,166 --> 00:42:58,899
忽然一下一下摔下来了

988
00:42:58,900 --> 00:43:01,933
用我们东北话说摔下来了

989
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,800
然后他就摔到我电脑上

990
00:43:05,366 --> 00:43:07,933
这不知道是六只脚还是八只脚

991
00:43:07,933 --> 00:43:11,133
脚朝上在这边挥着挥着他不动了

992
00:43:11,133 --> 00:43:13,366
你别死我电脑上兄弟

993
00:43:27,700 --> 00:43:28,366
我不知道

994
00:43:28,366 --> 00:43:29,766
超人哎别死我

995
00:43:29,766 --> 00:43:32,066
别抓我电脑放你啊

996
00:43:33,733 --> 00:43:34,533
啊

997
00:43:38,500 --> 00:43:39,800
他妈哎呦

998
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,400
本来我没想拐他他

999
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:42,933
他把我电到风里摔

1000
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:52,700
睡午觉什么啊

1001
00:43:54,300 --> 00:43:56,466
什么我叫叫叫

1002
00:43:56,466 --> 00:43:57,499
叫什么

1003
00:43:58,566 --> 00:44:00,666
别爬了别啊

1004
00:44:01,366 --> 00:44:02,366
你们等一下

1005
00:44:02,366 --> 00:44:03,566
我找张纸

1006
00:44:04,166 --> 00:44:05,133
我把它砸

1007
00:44:11,100 --> 00:44:12,200
啊我真服了

1008
00:44:12,866 --> 00:44:14,533
你给我整张纸呗

1009
00:44:17,466 --> 00:44:19,899
不是这玩意往我电脑缝里钻

1010
00:44:19,900 --> 00:44:21,166
这神经病吧

1011
00:44:23,566 --> 00:44:24,366
帅

1012
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:28,700
好嘿嘿

1013
00:44:30,166 --> 00:44:31,366
哎好了好了

1014
00:44:31,566 --> 00:44:32,166
主要就是啊

1015
00:44:32,166 --> 00:44:35,866
我下次会记得在电脑边上放纸的啊

1016
00:44:37,466 --> 00:44:39,699
主主播没有被吓晕吧

1017
00:44:39,866 --> 00:44:41,066
哈喽不等你了

1018
00:44:41,066 --> 00:44:41,699
伤心不了

1019
00:44:41,700 --> 00:44:44,066
我没有被吓晕了我只是

1020
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:50,500
我只是不忍心我洁白无瑕的电脑上面

1021
00:44:50,500 --> 00:44:52,300
有个哥们死上边了

1022
00:44:52,300 --> 00:44:54,333
怎么说就算是你啊

1023
00:44:54,533 --> 00:44:58,899
今天刚换了一套新的车内饰

1024
00:44:58,900 --> 00:44:59,500
你觉得哇

1025
00:44:59,500 --> 00:45:00,600
真不错吧

1026
00:45:00,700 --> 00:45:03,733
然后上来你朋友哇一下吐上面了

1027
00:45:03,733 --> 00:45:06,499
一下你你总不会是害怕你朋友吧

1028
00:45:06,500 --> 00:45:08,566
你其实不不是害怕你朋友吧

1029
00:45:08,566 --> 00:45:12,533
但是在这兔下面是怎么能忍呢

1030
00:45:14,133 --> 00:45:14,933
啊

1031
00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:17,366
真奇葩

1032
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:19,266
不是被吓晕了

1033
00:45:19,266 --> 00:45:22,766
主要我怕我直接拿手把那个苍蝇拍死

1034
00:45:22,766 --> 00:45:24,466
拍死在我电脑上的话

1035
00:45:24,466 --> 00:45:26,799
我怕他的尸体碎片啊

1036
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:30,566
这个昆虫碎片永远的留在我电脑上

1037
00:45:30,566 --> 00:45:31,599
成为他一部分

1038
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:33,000
这样我会很恶心

1039
00:45:33,900 --> 00:45:36,000
连这都认不清了啊啊

1040
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:39,266
嗯这种情况我是真害怕我朋友

1041
00:45:39,266 --> 00:45:41,199
好吧哈

1042
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:44,700
哈哈哈啊好吧好吧好吧好的

1043
00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:46,700
你啊你看多了啊

1044
00:45:47,566 --> 00:45:49,699
我我把那个看成了

1045
00:45:49,700 --> 00:45:51,866
我有一个跟我说快开车

1046
00:45:51,866 --> 00:45:53,199
需要需要

1047
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:55,400
需要需要

1048
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:57,200
我我我教你吧

1049
00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:01,066
我还在想我这边有苍蝇怎么怎么

1050
00:46:01,066 --> 00:46:03,599
他还在教我算那个什么吧

1051
00:46:04,900 --> 00:46:06,200
刚才咕噜妈不是说

1052
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:08,500
叫我当场算出了盲盒礼物

1053
00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:09,766
的数学期望吗

1054
00:46:09,766 --> 00:46:10,699
我说我不会算

1055
00:46:10,700 --> 00:46:14,666
我还在想这发弹幕难道是要教我算吗

1056
00:46:14,666 --> 00:46:16,533
我真能看明白吗

1057
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:17,733
因为

1058
00:46:17,733 --> 00:46:20,566
我们本来在聊一些二次元相关的事情

1059
00:46:20,566 --> 00:46:22,333
啊他忽然给我发了一张

1060
00:46:22,333 --> 00:46:26,599
就是一整张带着公式的那种

1061
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:27,966
也不是带着公式吧

1062
00:46:27,966 --> 00:46:28,566
就是他的

1063
00:46:28,566 --> 00:46:30,699
明显是做题过程啊

1064
00:46:30,900 --> 00:46:31,766
然后问我

1065
00:46:31,766 --> 00:46:34,266
为什么那个地方多了一个负号

1066
00:46:34,933 --> 00:46:37,199
我当时就想啊啊啊

1067
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:41,000
然后过了30秒之后他把这个撤回了

1068
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:44,666
他说对不起发错了

1069
00:46:44,666 --> 00:46:46,566
我说对不起我看不懂

1070
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:47,566
抱不到你

1071
00:46:47,566 --> 00:46:48,699
思密万岁

1072
00:46:50,566 --> 00:46:52,266
你连这都认不清了

1073
00:46:52,266 --> 00:46:52,933
哎呀哎呀

1074
00:46:52,933 --> 00:46:57,599
没事没事的没事的啊没事的没事的

1075
00:46:57,733 --> 00:47:00,966
哎呀他们那个他们

1076
00:47:00,966 --> 00:47:03,699
这科的魔法公式实在是有点

1077
00:47:04,100 --> 00:47:05,733
确实看不太懂啊

1078
00:47:09,700 --> 00:47:13,300
我电脑差一点变成他的碑那

1079
00:47:13,300 --> 00:47:15,366
我觉得这个有些人

1080
00:47:15,366 --> 00:47:17,899
有些虫子死的重于泰山

1081
00:47:17,900 --> 00:47:19,266
有些轻如鸿毛

1082
00:47:19,266 --> 00:47:22,299
这明显就是重于泰山的对吧

1083
00:47:23,766 --> 00:47:26,066
转生之后都可以去吹了

1084
00:47:26,066 --> 00:47:28,699
哎呦爸爸妈妈我出息了

1085
00:47:28,700 --> 00:47:29,333
那叫什么

1086
00:47:29,333 --> 00:47:30,533
像安陵容一样

1087
00:47:30,766 --> 00:47:33,699
爹娘我选上了

1088
00:47:33,766 --> 00:47:38,566
而且他在他在电脑上死简直就是什么

1089
00:47:40,700 --> 00:47:43,066
啊他的荣幸啊

1090
00:47:43,100 --> 00:47:43,700
你这时候

1091
00:47:43,700 --> 00:47:46,733
不是应该发挥一点扫地僧的从容吗

1092
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:48,800
进行一个一句话的简评

1093
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:50,300
什么最佳答案

1094
00:47:50,300 --> 00:47:51,466
我不知道

1095
00:47:52,300 --> 00:47:55,066
等一下我把那个充个电

1096
00:47:55,933 --> 00:47:56,733
充一下

1097
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:03,500
哈哈哈

1098
00:48:14,500 --> 00:48:15,500
不过为什么

1099
00:48:15,566 --> 00:48:19,266
究竟为什么这种苍蝇被我见到

1100
00:48:19,266 --> 00:48:19,999
的时候

1101
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:23,000
它就是一个接近要死了的状态呢

1102
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,266
每次都是这样

1103
00:48:25,933 --> 00:48:28,933
他从我第一次在房间里看到他

1104
00:48:28,933 --> 00:48:30,499
到他差点死

1105
00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:33,700
我电脑上也就过了那么十来秒钟吧

1106
00:48:33,700 --> 00:48:34,866
为什么呀

1107
00:48:36,666 --> 00:48:39,266
是因为没给主包上剑掌吗

1108
00:48:40,066 --> 00:48:41,666
下次要记得上次

1109
00:48:43,100 --> 00:48:45,333
被主播强大的威压啊

1110
00:48:45,333 --> 00:48:46,999
对吧因为离主播太近

1111
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:51,066
被主播强大的重力力场抓住了

1112
00:48:51,066 --> 00:48:52,766
又没有见到作为他的

1113
00:48:52,766 --> 00:48:54,666
这个怎么说

1114
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:56,333
豁免保护罩

1115
00:48:57,266 --> 00:48:59,299
活的飞太快你看不见

1116
00:48:59,300 --> 00:49:00,533
我又不是瞎

1117
00:49:01,333 --> 00:49:04,533
我怎么可能就看不见活苍蝇了

1118
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:06,800
主播又主播

1119
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:08,300
笨是笨了点

1120
00:49:09,266 --> 00:49:10,299
又不是瞎

1121
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:17,766
陛下诛仙啊

1122
00:49:17,900 --> 00:49:20,566
你能来我家帮忙我抓苍蝇吗

1123
00:49:20,566 --> 00:49:22,366
挂着我的大头啊

1124
00:49:22,366 --> 00:49:23,966
什么我大头啊

1125
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:27,733
你买不起电蚊拍你就跟我说嘛

1126
00:49:28,666 --> 00:49:30,766
你别别开我大头

1127
00:49:30,766 --> 00:49:34,066
我错了哥哥我错了我求你

1128
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:37,200
啊啊

1129
00:49:38,300 --> 00:49:39,700
我的我的苍蝇

1130
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:40,700
还有我的什么

1131
00:49:40,700 --> 00:49:42,466
我直播间都在你手里

1132
00:49:42,466 --> 00:49:44,299
给我错了你别开

1133
00:49:46,566 --> 00:49:47,499
斯比巴斯

1134
00:49:48,733 --> 00:49:49,533
哎

1135
00:49:51,166 --> 00:49:53,733
主播马上就购买一个电蚊拍啊

1136
00:49:53,733 --> 00:49:55,499
马上就邮到你家门口

1137
00:49:56,300 --> 00:49:57,933
别开我大头好吗

1138
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:00,866
看看差不多得了

1139
00:50:00,866 --> 00:50:03,333
哎呀我把那个竹签放一下

1140
00:50:04,566 --> 00:50:06,199
我放还是我唱呀

1141
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:08,133
怎么有四个人在看啊

1142
00:50:08,766 --> 00:50:10,599
都啥时候事了

1143
00:50:12,366 --> 00:50:14,066
哎哎呦

1144
00:50:14,266 --> 00:50:15,566
唱不了这歌了

1145
00:50:16,466 --> 00:50:18,866
我现在还哈哈

1146
00:50:25,566 --> 00:50:26,966
有人

1147
00:50:29,500 --> 00:50:31,866
笑来气

1148
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:46,000
哎

1149
00:50:51,533 --> 00:50:54,199
还好吧这个主播平常胆子很大的

1150
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:58,200
就是不不不怎么怕虫子的

1151
00:50:58,966 --> 00:51:00,466
我曾经啊

1152
00:51:00,466 --> 00:51:01,466
我曾经

1153
00:51:01,700 --> 00:51:05,466
把那个那种浑身带刺的彩色毛毛虫

1154
00:51:05,466 --> 00:51:06,666
捏在手里玩

1155
00:51:07,666 --> 00:51:08,466
哎呀

1156
00:51:09,066 --> 00:51:11,266
其实不不怎么怕虫子啊

1157
00:51:11,300 --> 00:51:14,266
这个刚才是纯属意外啊意外

1158
00:51:14,900 --> 00:51:18,333
预备星座宿命明天谁能决定

1159
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:22,333
明天等天明我忙反省

1160
00:51:23,500 --> 00:51:27,133
当路在眼前才怕碌碌无为

1161
00:51:27,133 --> 00:51:30,299
梦在枕边才能安然入睡

1162
00:51:30,300 --> 00:51:35,733
可以外做外衣屡败成败兵我往反省

1163
00:51:37,700 --> 00:51:39,600
什么平常胆子很大

1164
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:40,666
不怕虫子

1165
00:51:40,666 --> 00:51:41,899
除非真的有虫

1166
00:51:47,933 --> 00:51:48,733
嗯

1167
00:51:52,533 --> 00:51:54,999
好卡呀

1168
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:57,200
呜

1169
00:52:02,100 --> 00:52:03,200
啊好烫好烫

1170
00:52:08,933 --> 00:52:13,166
我的在电脑下面电本书的行为啊

1171
00:52:13,166 --> 00:52:15,899
遭到了大家的严重反对

1172
00:52:21,266 --> 00:52:27,099
感觉卡了主要也是因为太太烫

1173
00:52:28,366 --> 00:52:29,166
哎

1174
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:30,866
这样应该会好

1175
00:52:37,333 --> 00:52:38,933
不行我要把这段唱了

1176
00:52:38,933 --> 00:52:40,199
我喜欢这一块

1177
00:52:40,533 --> 00:52:43,666
字句直觉怎么下次通知节不见怪

1178
00:52:44,666 --> 00:52:46,333
她穿着白色桃花

1179
00:52:46,333 --> 00:52:51,933
听见人胡乱车子充斥着等别人世界

1180
00:52:51,933 --> 00:52:53,733
最怕被所有人解除

1181
00:52:54,300 --> 00:52:55,766
它开启了一句

1182
00:52:55,766 --> 00:52:57,099
你如果曾经拥有

1183
00:52:57,600 --> 00:53:00,200
如果服输一直不停

1184
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:02,566
任它一直孤独

1185
00:53:02,733 --> 00:53:05,099
它已经打赌他了

1186
00:53:05,100 --> 00:53:07,866
冷板凳太小明星

1187
00:53:09,100 --> 00:53:12,766
当爱是一种不猜测的顺意

1188
00:53:12,766 --> 00:53:15,966
还是一种无奈何的恨意

1189
00:53:15,966 --> 00:53:21,366
怪成茧已经成文件成绩文件像流星

1190
00:53:24,700 --> 00:53:25,200
钢琴

1191
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:31,200
似孩童追星赶月后乘烈日群星三月

1192
00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:34,500
再落凡间对星许愿

1193
00:53:34,500 --> 00:53:37,900
转世仍旧心独守冷夜

1194
00:53:40,166 --> 00:53:41,933
夜深夜放烛滚

1195
00:53:41,933 --> 00:53:44,199
等待天黑海上客

1196
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:46,000
烟雨钓穿梭

1197
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:49,266
烟雨摇火入北京

1198
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:55,333
哎我太喜欢这这这两句

1199
00:53:55,366 --> 00:53:56,766
确实好听吧

1200
00:54:06,666 --> 00:54:07,466
哈哈哈

1201
00:54:10,566 --> 00:54:15,299
啊哈哈哎呀哎呀呀

1202
00:54:20,966 --> 00:54:23,333
确实感觉胆子好像变小

1203
00:54:23,333 --> 00:54:23,933
主要看

1204
00:54:23,933 --> 00:54:27,566
这个虫子离我的直线距离到底有多近

1205
00:54:27,566 --> 00:54:28,366
啊

1206
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:31,066
我记得当年啊

1207
00:54:31,066 --> 00:54:33,666
主播在地下室直播的时候

1208
00:54:34,066 --> 00:54:35,366
就那个墙角

1209
00:54:35,366 --> 00:54:38,333
爬过去一个起码5厘米长的那个东西

1210
00:54:38,333 --> 00:54:39,966
叫什么右眼吗

1211
00:54:40,533 --> 00:54:41,799
叫右眼吗

1212
00:54:44,866 --> 00:54:45,533
总之就是

1213
00:54:45,533 --> 00:54:48,866
爬过一个身上长了很多很多角的家伙

1214
00:54:48,866 --> 00:54:50,566
可是比我的头发还要多

1215
00:54:51,066 --> 00:54:53,966
爬过去一个身上长了特别多角的家伙

1216
00:54:53,966 --> 00:54:55,499
我整个人啊

1217
00:54:55,500 --> 00:54:56,566
嘴上不停

1218
00:54:56,566 --> 00:54:59,866
然后眼睛拼命的往往往右边瞟

1219
00:55:00,266 --> 00:55:01,666
不知道你们能不能发现

1220
00:55:01,666 --> 00:55:03,799
虽然我平常其实直播的时候

1221
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:05,200
如果有什么话题要说

1222
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:08,666
也是盯着电脑的某一个角落去讲的

1223
00:55:08,866 --> 00:55:10,166
但是那一天

1224
00:55:10,166 --> 00:55:13,966
明显就是大概这样和这样之间的对比

1225
00:55:13,966 --> 00:55:16,966
啊就有一段时间我说话说了10分钟

1226
00:55:16,966 --> 00:55:18,866
一直都是这个最极限的

1227
00:55:18,866 --> 00:55:21,366
往右下角看的角度哈

1228
00:55:22,366 --> 00:55:26,699
我不知道这是习惯溜眠面露播的各位

1229
00:55:26,700 --> 00:55:28,400
有没有找到这么一场

1230
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:30,900
反正是去年一个夏天的时候

1231
00:55:30,900 --> 00:55:32,600
我记得夏天啊

1232
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:33,133
不是去年

1233
00:55:33,133 --> 00:55:34,099
前年对不起

1234
00:55:34,100 --> 00:55:35,900
前年前年前年

1235
00:55:36,900 --> 00:55:38,533
这玩意叫钱串子吗

1236
00:55:38,533 --> 00:55:39,299
这不一样吗

1237
00:55:39,300 --> 00:55:41,200
我们这边还有叫啦啦鼓呢

1238
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:43,333
反正这东西叫右眼啊啊

1239
00:55:43,333 --> 00:55:44,999
他这个脚特别多

1240
00:55:45,100 --> 00:55:48,200
贼恐怖但是我就见过那一次啊

1241
00:55:48,533 --> 00:55:51,133
所以说有的时候房子这个东西呢

1242
00:55:51,133 --> 00:55:52,299
他只是防什么

1243
00:55:52,300 --> 00:55:53,700
他只是防人类的

1244
00:55:53,700 --> 00:55:56,300
只是给人类心里面一个安慰的

1245
00:55:56,566 --> 00:55:57,899
其他的动物啊

1246
00:55:57,900 --> 00:55:58,766
包括什么

1247
00:55:58,766 --> 00:56:01,299
包括但不限于蟑螂

1248
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:03,666
苍蝇蚊子

1249
00:56:03,700 --> 00:56:05,166
壁虎鼬

1250
00:56:05,166 --> 00:56:08,199
岩啊这些等等等等的东西啊

1251
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:09,766
全都是来去自如啊

1252
00:56:09,766 --> 00:56:10,866
还有蚂蚁

1253
00:56:10,866 --> 00:56:14,333
只要我在这个阳台上面放上一块糖

1254
00:56:14,333 --> 00:56:15,466
第二天就会发现

1255
00:56:15,466 --> 00:56:16,599
100来只蚂蚁

1256
00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:18,866
在我那个窗台上面爬来爬去

1257
00:56:19,500 --> 00:56:21,066
哈哈啊

1258
00:56:21,066 --> 00:56:23,099
这都是脂肪人类

1259
00:56:23,100 --> 00:56:24,000
而且脂肪

1260
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:27,600
心怀善意的人类和没带钥匙的人类

1261
00:56:28,066 --> 00:56:31,099
想要进你家里面抢劫盗窃的人类

1262
00:56:31,100 --> 00:56:32,266
是防不住的

1263
00:56:32,266 --> 00:56:35,099
只能防得住没带钥匙的屋主啊

1264
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:40,100
是不是头上两根触须还在动啊

1265
00:56:40,366 --> 00:56:42,533
他他他只有两根嘛

1266
00:56:42,533 --> 00:56:44,399
我看他有好多好多呀

1267
00:56:44,700 --> 00:56:45,966
他其实很怕人

1268
00:56:45,966 --> 00:56:48,533
你可以把他非常礼貌的请出去

1269
00:56:48,733 --> 00:56:51,199
就其实要是我是什么

1270
00:56:51,566 --> 00:56:52,899
假设我是虫子

1271
00:56:52,900 --> 00:56:54,100
我应该也怕人

1272
00:56:54,100 --> 00:56:56,466
长这么老大肯定怕吧

1273
00:56:57,166 --> 00:56:58,399
但也不知道为什么

1274
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:00,366
这些长得这么老大的动物

1275
00:57:00,366 --> 00:57:03,299
他见到了自己之后总是惊讶的叫出来

1276
00:57:03,300 --> 00:57:06,200
这就是四两拨千斤的秘诀

1277
00:57:06,766 --> 00:57:08,666
四两拨千斤的秘诀就是

1278
00:57:08,666 --> 00:57:10,099
一个4克的虫子

1279
00:57:10,100 --> 00:57:12,200
就能够吓死一个千斤重的米

1280
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:15,666
我的足心

1281
00:57:15,666 --> 00:57:17,733
唱了吧我刚唱了

1282
00:57:17,733 --> 00:57:19,466
你怎么刚回来呀

1283
00:57:19,966 --> 00:57:22,099
还是不如会飞的蟑螂

1284
00:57:22,100 --> 00:57:24,800
蟑螂这个东西主要就是它

1285
00:57:25,733 --> 00:57:27,966
怎么说就像野区里的buff

1286
00:57:27,966 --> 00:57:29,333
它是固定在那的

1287
00:57:29,333 --> 00:57:31,299
但是草丛里的打野呢

1288
00:57:31,300 --> 00:57:33,066
它是四处游荡的

1289
00:57:33,333 --> 00:57:34,666
蟑螂这个东西

1290
00:57:34,966 --> 00:57:38,666
虽然它出现在你脸上也很可怕

1291
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:41,133
但是它最可怕的是不确定性

1292
00:57:41,733 --> 00:57:43,399
不确定性就是那种

1293
00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:48,066
当你拉开一个叠在一起的窗帘啊

1294
00:57:48,066 --> 00:57:51,466
当你抖开一件好久不穿的衣服

1295
00:57:51,766 --> 00:57:54,866
当你打开一个很久没用的抽屉

1296
00:57:54,866 --> 00:57:57,333
你不知道里面会是些什么东西啊

1297
00:57:57,333 --> 00:57:59,266
这就是薛定谔的蟑螂

1298
00:58:00,666 --> 00:58:02,199
你永远不知道在什么地方

1299
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:05,100
他会忽然秃脸飞到你脸上来

1300
00:58:05,100 --> 00:58:07,133
这才是最恐怖的东西啊

1301
00:58:10,733 --> 00:58:12,399
小猫无所畏惧

1302
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:14,166
大猫胆小如鼠

1303
00:58:14,166 --> 00:58:14,866
这叫什么

1304
00:58:14,866 --> 00:58:16,399
越懂事越敬

1305
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:17,500
畏这个世界

1306
00:58:17,500 --> 00:58:21,100
越敬畏自然界存在的其他生物

1307
00:58:21,300 --> 00:58:22,500
你懂什么

1308
00:58:23,733 --> 00:58:24,966
这叫敬畏

1309
00:58:24,966 --> 00:58:27,699
这不叫胆怯好吧

1310
00:58:29,466 --> 00:58:31,766
我上次处理蟑螂还是年前

1311
00:58:31,766 --> 00:58:33,566
徒手抓上海大蟑螂

1312
00:58:33,566 --> 00:58:35,566
那你的心想必已经死了吧

1313
00:58:35,566 --> 00:58:38,066
我觉得能徒手抓蟑螂的人

1314
00:58:38,333 --> 00:58:42,299
脑子里面肯定有一块就是情感的受体

1315
00:58:42,300 --> 00:58:44,266
是已经坏掉了的

1316
00:58:45,100 --> 00:58:47,566
你要珍惜你的精神状态啊

1317
00:58:47,566 --> 00:58:49,799
你要打开你的笔记本后盖

1318
00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:51,200
说不定里面就有

1319
00:58:51,766 --> 00:58:53,733
不会吧这电脑这么薄

1320
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:55,166
他不可能那什么的

1321
00:58:55,166 --> 00:58:57,933
而且我的笔记本电脑因为散热不好

1322
00:58:57,966 --> 00:59:00,599
我估计的显卡常年都是80多度啊

1323
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:01,600
100来度的

1324
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:03,166
早都烤死了好吧

1325
00:59:05,666 --> 00:59:07,266
早都烤死了

1326
00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:08,400
嗯

1327
00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:11,300
张脑丸在想我的事

1328
00:59:11,300 --> 00:59:13,700
张脑丸原来是防蟑螂的吗

1329
00:59:13,933 --> 00:59:16,899
因为主播是北方的小猫啊

1330
00:59:17,333 --> 00:59:18,966
就是以前在那个

1331
00:59:19,100 --> 00:59:19,900
怎么说呢

1332
00:59:19,900 --> 00:59:23,066
在衣柜里面会放那种樟木块啊

1333
00:59:23,066 --> 00:59:23,599
樟脑丸

1334
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:25,566
我以前真不知道他用来干嘛的

1335
00:59:25,566 --> 00:59:27,499
我觉得一点用都没有

1336
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:29,466
因为放不放这个东西

1337
00:59:29,466 --> 00:59:31,099
好像衣服都是那样啊

1338
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:33,400
直到去了一次南方啊

1339
00:59:34,266 --> 00:59:37,799
然后在这个第一次离开南方的时候

1340
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:40,900
把自己的这个衣柜里面挂满了储食袋

1341
00:59:40,900 --> 00:59:41,733
挂了七八个

1342
00:59:41,733 --> 00:59:43,999
回来之后收获了一两斤的水

1343
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:44,800
就知道

1344
00:59:44,866 --> 00:59:48,333
这个地方跟我生长的地方完全不一样

1345
00:59:48,333 --> 00:59:50,999
捏要不你回头拆开清清灰

1346
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:52,166
说不定有意外惊喜

1347
00:59:52,166 --> 00:59:54,166
你怎么知道我从来不清灰呀

1348
00:59:55,166 --> 00:59:58,199
你怎么知道我从来不吃灰

1349
01:00:13,900 --> 01:00:16,000
主播医院床位紧张

1350
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,066
为什么不弄成上下铺

1351
01:00:31,700 --> 01:00:33,700
别说我感觉好像还真行啊

1352
01:00:33,700 --> 01:00:35,766
去那种要陪护的病方

1353
01:00:36,300 --> 01:00:37,733
上铺住家属

1354
01:00:37,733 --> 01:00:39,899
下铺住病人之类的

1355
01:00:42,266 --> 01:00:44,066
感觉还挺不错的

1356
01:00:45,500 --> 01:00:48,400
那有时间真得拆开弄弄

1357
01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:50,066
说不定能建个十来度

1358
01:00:50,066 --> 01:00:51,699
我不打算搞了

1359
01:00:51,700 --> 01:00:52,600
这个电脑到

1360
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:55,133
时候就让它寿终正寝吧

1361
01:00:55,133 --> 01:00:58,466
让它自由的报废吧哎呀

1362
01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:02,666
主要是这个电脑

1363
01:01:02,666 --> 01:01:04,333
万一他又复活了

1364
01:01:04,333 --> 01:01:06,099
那我是不是我又我又

1365
01:01:06,100 --> 01:01:06,900
没有办法

1366
01:01:06,900 --> 01:01:08,333
全都用外星人了

1367
01:01:08,333 --> 01:01:09,533
主播就是这样啊

1368
01:01:09,866 --> 01:01:11,699
也不说喜新厌旧吧

1369
01:01:11,700 --> 01:01:15,900
主播就是一个东西没到完全坏之前啊

1370
01:01:15,900 --> 01:01:18,533
就不想不想放弃他

1371
01:01:19,500 --> 01:01:20,600
电脑能抽了吗

1372
01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:21,400
你做梦

1373
01:01:22,266 --> 01:01:23,866
笔记本用个10年

1374
01:01:25,466 --> 01:01:26,333
真的吗

1375
01:01:27,266 --> 01:01:28,966
笔记本能用10年

1376
01:01:36,300 --> 01:01:37,900
我感觉不太行吧

1377
01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:40,700
我疫情那个时候

1378
01:01:40,700 --> 01:01:43,266
因为家里面电脑忽然坏掉了

1379
01:01:43,266 --> 01:01:45,899
借了猫妈妈

1380
01:01:45,966 --> 01:01:50,199
大概十年或者15年

1381
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:51,400
应该只有10年吧

1382
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:53,266
10年前那个笔记本啊

1383
01:01:53,733 --> 01:01:56,333
他基本上开机都很费劲啊

1384
01:01:57,066 --> 01:01:58,199
这也可以吗

1385
01:01:58,333 --> 01:01:59,899
除非你是质量问题

1386
01:01:59,900 --> 01:02:01,300
四五年就很好了

1387
01:02:01,300 --> 01:02:04,100
我这个电脑应该已经四五年了吧

1388
01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:07,866
10年应该不行吧

1389
01:02:09,366 --> 01:02:11,166
早上好嘿嘿

1390
01:02:11,533 --> 01:02:13,599
啊小花花呀

1391
01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:16,333
红豆芽应该都是里面的花

1392
01:02:16,700 --> 01:02:17,866
用的仔细点

1393
01:02:17,866 --> 01:02:19,066
也不是不能用

1394
01:02:19,066 --> 01:02:19,966
是要垃圾

1395
01:02:19,966 --> 01:02:21,399
老师教你怎么用电脑

1396
01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:23,400
你就是图8高手

1397
01:02:24,366 --> 01:02:26,566
你就是图8高手吗

1398
01:02:26,933 --> 01:02:29,099
你笔记本也已经用五年了

1399
01:02:29,100 --> 01:02:31,000
1050的本还在玩幻兽

1400
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:32,300
帕罗你怎么知道

1401
01:02:32,300 --> 01:02:34,366
我的这个电脑好像也是10

1402
01:02:35,066 --> 01:02:36,699
但是我不知道是一零几零啊

1403
01:02:36,700 --> 01:02:38,266
应该不是50吧

1404
01:02:41,500 --> 01:02:44,466
好像是60或者80之类的

1405
01:02:44,900 --> 01:02:51,133
有时灵光一闪而过牛顿也吃苹果

1406
01:02:54,566 --> 01:02:55,099
不

1407
01:02:55,100 --> 01:02:55,166
没有

1408
01:02:55,166 --> 01:02:58,566
我们哔哩哔哩直播间自己就能写一下

1409
01:02:59,100 --> 01:03:03,300
CPU是I78750H

1410
01:03:03,966 --> 01:03:09,266
显卡是GTX1060

1411
01:03:09,900 --> 01:03:10,700
呃

1412
01:03:12,666 --> 01:03:14,733
啊好烂的配置啊

1413
01:03:15,966 --> 01:03:17,666
什么女大学生自用

1414
01:03:17,666 --> 01:03:19,199
99新电脑

1415
01:03:19,366 --> 01:03:20,166
哎呀

1416
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:21,900
可以看的

1417
01:03:21,900 --> 01:03:24,133
8756H确实有点年代

1418
01:03:24,133 --> 01:03:27,666
所以说确实用5年我觉得是没啥问题

1419
01:03:29,333 --> 01:03:32,266
但这个电脑当年还是挺高配的呢

1420
01:03:32,266 --> 01:03:36,533
我记得当年这个电脑买来还好贵的

1421
01:03:37,333 --> 01:03:38,866
有四代优先

1422
01:03:39,266 --> 01:03:39,933
真的吗

1423
01:03:39,933 --> 01:03:42,533
可是在你们手里面电脑都能玩出花来

1424
01:03:42,533 --> 01:03:43,566
在主播手里面

1425
01:03:43,566 --> 01:03:45,733
他本来有的性能都发挥不出来

1426
01:03:47,733 --> 01:03:52,066
入土配置好多好吧

1427
01:03:55,733 --> 01:03:57,766
吵架时要扣扣

1428
01:03:57,766 --> 01:04:02,399
不小心就没扣扣哇哇哇

1429
01:04:03,866 --> 01:04:05,366
三代的I5

1430
01:04:05,466 --> 01:04:08,933
当年应该算中高档配置是吧

1431
01:04:10,066 --> 01:04:10,533
怎么说

1432
01:04:10,533 --> 01:04:12,933
当年有个朋友买了这个电脑啊

1433
01:04:12,933 --> 01:04:14,066
暗影精灵

1434
01:04:14,700 --> 01:04:15,866
而我觉得哇

1435
01:04:15,866 --> 01:04:17,699
这个壳这主包的审美嘛

1436
01:04:17,700 --> 01:04:19,766
有点异于常人的主包

1437
01:04:19,766 --> 01:04:22,733
觉得哇这个背面这个爱眼镜的logo

1438
01:04:22,733 --> 01:04:24,166
卧槽太酷了

1439
01:04:24,166 --> 01:04:25,499
我也要买这个

1440
01:04:25,566 --> 01:04:27,266
然后我就买了这个

1441
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:30,300
还挺奇怪的

1442
01:04:30,300 --> 01:04:31,466
说实话就是

1443
01:04:33,266 --> 01:04:35,399
主播的审美有点那个的

1444
01:04:39,100 --> 01:04:42,300
如果当年要是看到那个拯救者的话

1445
01:04:42,300 --> 01:04:44,466
那个白蓝色的可能我会买

1446
01:04:44,466 --> 01:04:45,066
拯救者

1447
01:04:45,066 --> 01:04:47,466
可能当年还没有拯救的这个东西

1448
01:04:48,900 --> 01:04:51,133
就喜欢一些花里胡哨的东西啊

1449
01:04:51,133 --> 01:04:52,533
消费现金了

1450
01:04:52,866 --> 01:04:54,166
就没有买什么

1451
01:04:54,166 --> 01:04:57,133
这个特勤联动手机

1452
01:04:57,133 --> 01:04:59,099
已经是主播最后的倔强

1453
01:05:01,133 --> 01:05:01,933
啊

1454
01:05:02,666 --> 01:05:05,899
我曾经买过那个黑莓的按键机

1455
01:05:05,900 --> 01:05:10,166
然后是他们玩二手手机爆改的那种

1456
01:05:10,166 --> 01:05:12,566
爆改的那种粉色的壳子

1457
01:05:13,500 --> 01:05:14,733
嗯贼漂亮

1458
01:05:14,733 --> 01:05:15,866
贼好用而且

1459
01:05:15,866 --> 01:05:18,766
黑莓手机给我印象特别深刻的就是

1460
01:05:18,766 --> 01:05:19,966
它的那个键盘

1461
01:05:19,966 --> 01:05:23,499
中间在上下左右键中间有个滚珠

1462
01:05:24,166 --> 01:05:26,333
我的那一款是有一个滚珠的

1463
01:05:26,333 --> 01:05:30,199
这个滚珠就可以去代替上下左右键

1464
01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:32,400
然后我就特别喜欢玩这个滚珠

1465
01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:33,600
手感特别好

1466
01:05:33,733 --> 01:05:34,666
而且这个手机

1467
01:05:34,666 --> 01:05:38,166
就是我心里面还有按键机的巅峰

1468
01:05:38,333 --> 01:05:42,266
不但是26键的这种设计啊

1469
01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:44,766
而且他要不是

1470
01:05:44,766 --> 01:05:48,299
就是没有能支持他这个手机视频格式

1471
01:05:48,300 --> 01:05:49,800
当年我不会转格式

1472
01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:50,700
我现在不知道

1473
01:05:50,700 --> 01:05:52,866
这个格式他到底都支持些啥

1474
01:05:52,866 --> 01:05:54,733
但我可能现在能研究明白了

1475
01:05:54,733 --> 01:05:56,066
以前研究不明白

1476
01:05:56,566 --> 01:05:57,999
他还能看视频

1477
01:05:58,100 --> 01:06:01,700
还能够用最基本的那种呃

1478
01:06:01,700 --> 01:06:04,066
2G时代的浏览器啊

1479
01:06:04,066 --> 01:06:05,533
还可以上QQ

1480
01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:06,966
还可以上微信

1481
01:06:07,466 --> 01:06:10,466
简直就是完美的按键机呜

1482
01:06:10,466 --> 01:06:12,066
而且怎么说呢

1483
01:06:12,066 --> 01:06:14,966
推荐各位就没事就打开手游啊

1484
01:06:14,966 --> 01:06:16,299
可以带648的

1485
01:06:16,300 --> 01:06:17,066
家人们

1486
01:06:17,066 --> 01:06:20,533
可以把这个备用机设置为黑莓手机

1487
01:06:20,866 --> 01:06:22,699
玩不了手游的同时呢

1488
01:06:22,700 --> 01:06:24,133
你又可以正常

1489
01:06:24,133 --> 01:06:26,533
自由的使用你的微信和QQ

1490
01:06:26,966 --> 01:06:28,533
然后哎

1491
01:06:28,533 --> 01:06:29,699
太合适了

1492
01:06:30,166 --> 01:06:32,466
黑莓手机太高端了啊

1493
01:06:32,466 --> 01:06:34,699
这个我花了300块买的

1494
01:06:34,700 --> 01:06:35,500
没想到吧

1495
01:06:35,500 --> 01:06:37,000
哈哈哈哈

1496
01:06:37,366 --> 01:06:38,766
哈喽尤丽奈雪

1497
01:06:38,766 --> 01:06:40,566
哈喽抽水可嗨歌

1498
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:43,666
天选目标客户

1499
01:06:43,700 --> 01:06:46,066
主播怎么说什么话都能爆点

1500
01:06:46,066 --> 01:06:47,666
乐爆了什么呀

1501
01:06:47,733 --> 01:06:49,933
没有吧怎么就乐爆了呢

1502
01:06:51,266 --> 01:06:52,933
但是这种这种东西

1503
01:06:52,933 --> 01:06:54,199
客户不就是我吗

1504
01:06:54,200 --> 01:06:56,166
就长得奇形怪状的

1505
01:06:56,600 --> 01:06:57,933
尤其是这种

1506
01:06:58,366 --> 01:07:00,533
天天想要彰显跟别人不同的

1507
01:07:00,533 --> 01:07:02,499
像主播这样小女生思维

1508
01:07:02,700 --> 01:07:05,266
别人穿粉色的时候我穿黑色啊

1509
01:07:05,266 --> 01:07:06,533
别人都穿黑色了

1510
01:07:06,533 --> 01:07:08,699
我开始穿粉色了啊

1511
01:07:08,700 --> 01:07:09,366
这个这个

1512
01:07:09,366 --> 01:07:12,499
十二三岁少女时期不穿公主裙

1513
01:07:12,500 --> 01:07:14,366
天天想当酷哥啊

1514
01:07:14,366 --> 01:07:17,499
等到这个什么再大一些都成年了之后

1515
01:07:17,500 --> 01:07:19,300
然后反而往回穿洛丽塔

1516
01:07:19,300 --> 01:07:20,800
什么吃甜穿什么

1517
01:07:20,900 --> 01:07:22,066
这就是什么呀

1518
01:07:22,066 --> 01:07:24,099
这就是一种反潮流的心态

1519
01:07:24,100 --> 01:07:25,400
一种逆反心理

1520
01:07:25,766 --> 01:07:29,533
永远走在潮流最前线的背面

1521
01:07:29,533 --> 01:07:30,599
哈哈哈

1522
01:07:31,333 --> 01:07:32,699
时代的弄潮人

1523
01:07:32,700 --> 01:07:35,000
这不能叫时代的弄潮人吧

1524
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:38,700
这只能叫这个跟时代对着干的人啊

1525
01:07:39,100 --> 01:07:42,466
大家都在什么迈入这个3G时代的时候

1526
01:07:42,466 --> 01:07:44,666
主播反而开始用按键机

1527
01:07:45,133 --> 01:07:46,766
以前按键手机

1528
01:07:46,766 --> 01:07:47,966
翻盖手机的时候

1529
01:07:47,966 --> 01:07:51,133
反而哪怕是拿一个那种手机自带的

1530
01:07:51,533 --> 01:07:53,533
其实就是靠按压的力度

1531
01:07:53,533 --> 01:07:54,666
它都不是触屏

1532
01:07:54,666 --> 01:07:56,599
它就是纯压下去的

1533
01:07:56,800 --> 01:08:00,466
一定要那种能假触屏的手机在上面

1534
01:08:00,466 --> 01:08:01,733
玩什么玩

1535
01:08:01,733 --> 01:08:04,866
打麻将哪怕连麻将都不知道怎么玩

1536
01:08:04,866 --> 01:08:07,166
也要一定要跟人机玩打麻将

1537
01:08:07,500 --> 01:08:09,266
这就是主播的倔强啊

1538
01:08:09,266 --> 01:08:10,999
你们有没有这样的倔强

1539
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:11,733
没错没错

1540
01:08:11,733 --> 01:08:14,366
哪怕是电阻屏一定要按键的

1541
01:08:14,500 --> 01:08:14,733
这个

1542
01:08:14,733 --> 01:08:18,399
大家都开始搞那个触屏手机的时候啊

1543
01:08:18,766 --> 01:08:21,399
主播反而搞了一个全键盘的黑莓上去

1544
01:08:21,400 --> 01:08:22,733
玩喵喵

1545
01:08:22,733 --> 01:08:24,866
什么时候玩换四五篇吧

1546
01:08:25,133 --> 01:08:25,766
等什么时候

1547
01:08:25,766 --> 01:08:27,499
主播每个月的收入

1548
01:08:27,500 --> 01:08:29,566
可以超过一个四五篇的价格

1549
01:08:29,566 --> 01:08:31,699
就换四五篇吧好吧

1550
01:08:34,366 --> 01:08:35,566
就好了你看看我

1551
01:08:35,566 --> 01:08:36,899
别人穿的非常酷

1552
01:08:36,900 --> 01:08:38,600
可我穿的非常少女

1553
01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:39,966
就该这样吧

1554
01:08:40,133 --> 01:08:40,933
好吧

1555
01:08:41,500 --> 01:08:43,166
好了我们到点了

1556
01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:47,300
哎呀缺少的这个经典PK这一块

1557
01:08:47,300 --> 01:08:49,000
谁来给主播补上啊

1558
01:08:51,500 --> 01:08:54,966
窗外雨都停了屋里灯还黑着

1559
01:08:54,966 --> 01:08:58,299
数着你的冷漠把玩着寂寞

1560
01:08:58,466 --> 01:09:01,599
电话还没拨已经口渴

1561
01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:06,066
为你熬的夜都冷了数的羊都跑了

1562
01:09:06,133 --> 01:09:10,899
两个耳朵竖了耳朵她在唱歌

1563
01:09:11,533 --> 01:09:15,499
幸好我刚才没有没有一个点就放

1564
01:09:15,500 --> 01:09:16,666
戒烟不是

1565
01:09:18,100 --> 01:09:20,666
开PK我不点我不点开门

1566
01:09:23,700 --> 01:09:25,933
没有吧到点到点混两把

1567
01:09:27,866 --> 01:09:29,499
直接光速进行

1568
01:09:29,500 --> 01:09:31,100
一个慢的病人

1569
01:09:31,500 --> 01:09:33,300
蠢蠢的自闭症患者

1570
01:09:36,466 --> 01:09:39,499
这2,600刀应该是回不来了

1571
01:09:39,766 --> 01:09:42,366
主要还是不要作弊巴巴吧

1572
01:09:42,366 --> 01:09:44,399
这个主要就怎么说呢

1573
01:09:46,100 --> 01:09:47,533
自己的失误啊

1574
01:09:47,533 --> 01:09:49,499
加上小偷的狡猾

1575
01:09:49,866 --> 01:09:52,133
共同造成了现在的结果

1576
01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:56,700
干嘛人人都看一下是吧

1577
01:09:57,566 --> 01:09:59,466
哼很坏很坏

1578
01:10:01,566 --> 01:10:03,866
因为对方是唱将

1579
01:10:03,933 --> 01:10:06,866
主播就不在这个PK期间唱歌了吧

1580
01:10:07,300 --> 01:10:10,100
主播有没有等代购这方面的经验啊

1581
01:10:11,533 --> 01:10:14,399
笑死了还找人代购呢

1582
01:10:14,533 --> 01:10:16,933
我跟袁璐我们俩去逛街

1583
01:10:16,933 --> 01:10:18,266
我路过那个什么

1584
01:10:18,266 --> 01:10:20,866
路过那个Gucci的首饰柜台嘛

1585
01:10:21,166 --> 01:10:23,199
因为平常比较少逛这个

1586
01:10:23,200 --> 01:10:27,133
然后鼓起勇气去戴了个手链

1587
01:10:27,133 --> 01:10:27,666
我觉得吧

1588
01:10:27,666 --> 01:10:29,499
真好看我一问价格

1589
01:10:29,733 --> 01:10:32,133
他要860 套

1590
01:10:33,533 --> 01:10:34,399
是860吧

1591
01:10:34,400 --> 01:10:37,900
然后加上这边的消费税加满13%啊

1592
01:10:37,900 --> 01:10:40,700
之后基本上就是九百二三十的价格

1593
01:10:40,933 --> 01:10:42,933
按照五点多的汇率啊

1594
01:10:42,966 --> 01:10:45,999
然后换成人民币大概是

1595
01:10:47,533 --> 01:10:48,999
4,800左右吧

1596
01:10:49,200 --> 01:10:50,566
这款我看了一下

1597
01:10:50,566 --> 01:10:53,366
在那个国内淘宝的

1598
01:10:53,366 --> 01:10:55,999
那个酷奇官方的那个店铺

1599
01:10:56,600 --> 01:10:59,166
也是大概这个价

1600
01:10:59,366 --> 01:11:01,299
结果我看代购多少钱

1601
01:11:01,300 --> 01:11:02,166
你们猜一下

1602
01:11:02,166 --> 01:11:03,133
这个手链

1603
01:11:03,133 --> 01:11:06,666
我我看了那个淘宝代购多少钱

1604
01:11:07,266 --> 01:11:11,133
他是三个金皇冠的那种

1605
01:11:11,266 --> 01:11:13,199
10年老代购点

1606
01:11:19,900 --> 01:11:22,666
啊你要找代购买自行车这种事

1607
01:11:22,666 --> 01:11:24,933
你怎么会认为我会明白呢

1608
01:11:26,066 --> 01:11:28,266
你怎么会认为我会明白

1609
01:11:28,266 --> 01:11:30,599
找代购买自行车这种事情呢

1610
01:11:31,266 --> 01:11:33,166
怎么连自行车都不会骑

1611
01:11:42,466 --> 01:11:47,266
你还是我的我的我的你看

1612
01:11:51,066 --> 01:11:52,299
怎么有没有弹幕的

1613
01:11:52,300 --> 01:11:53,400
自行车都不会

1614
01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:54,500
怎么这么菜呀

1615
01:11:54,500 --> 01:11:56,500
四只脚怎么骑自行车啊

1616
01:11:57,466 --> 01:11:58,566
算是多少

1617
01:11:59,133 --> 01:12:00,799
大概 1,600

1618
01:12:03,666 --> 01:12:06,466
1,6001,600块

1619
01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:10,066
你说这得是啥代购呢

1620
01:12:10,366 --> 01:12:14,299
能买一个专柜和呃

1621
01:12:14,300 --> 01:12:15,933
所谓的国外代购吗

1622
01:12:15,933 --> 01:12:17,799
那我这不也是国外吗

1623
01:12:18,266 --> 01:12:21,966
我这边买怎么着也得个

1624
01:12:21,966 --> 01:12:23,733
就算汇率最低的时候吧

1625
01:12:23,733 --> 01:12:25,733
也得个4,000左右人民币

1626
01:12:26,700 --> 01:12:30,566
然后他代购就1,600人民币

1627
01:12:31,366 --> 01:12:34,366
我不知道这是哪的汇率啊他这是

1628
01:12:42,766 --> 01:12:46,199
都说不要相信大国之后

1629
01:12:48,166 --> 01:12:48,933
代购代购

1630
01:12:48,933 --> 01:12:51,699
搞不好买了一个超a全球购回来

1631
01:12:51,700 --> 01:12:52,866
你只能安慰自己

1632
01:12:52,866 --> 01:12:54,199
对对对对

1633
01:12:54,266 --> 01:12:55,533
我说的都对

1634
01:12:55,533 --> 01:12:56,299
这个东西

1635
01:12:56,300 --> 01:13:00,200
是是是这个呃

1636
01:13:01,966 --> 01:13:04,066
是赠品啊是赠品

1637
01:13:06,733 --> 01:13:10,166
说实话他那个代购价要是翻一翻啊

1638
01:13:10,466 --> 01:13:12,333
要是3,000对吧

1639
01:13:12,566 --> 01:13:17,599
3,0003,200这可能我也就买了

1640
01:13:17,600 --> 01:13:19,900
或者说我也会认为它是真的

1641
01:13:19,900 --> 01:13:22,200
这偏偏搞个1,5001,600的

1642
01:13:22,200 --> 01:13:22,966
这什么代购

1643
01:13:22,966 --> 01:13:26,266
打三折你是不是看好哪个手链

1644
01:13:26,266 --> 01:13:29,099
然后临时就去找人下单了

1645
01:13:29,100 --> 01:13:30,500
找人去0元购

1646
01:13:31,600 --> 01:13:33,866
你给我看好这个这个款式啊

1647
01:13:33,866 --> 01:13:35,566
没事我们现场去

1648
01:13:35,566 --> 01:13:36,366
这个

1649
01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:39,666
你指定一个最近的有货的这个商场

1650
01:13:39,666 --> 01:13:41,166
我们现场就给你拿

1651
01:13:43,166 --> 01:13:45,533
从0元购老手里买的

1652
01:13:45,533 --> 01:13:47,566
这不能不能乱讲啊

1653
01:13:47,566 --> 01:13:49,599
但是有可能真的是0元购

1654
01:13:51,300 --> 01:13:55,666
要不然真的就没有什么利润地方吧

1655
01:13:59,266 --> 01:13:59,966
不过我一想

1656
01:13:59,966 --> 01:14:02,799
这东西要是能仿的跟正品完全一样

1657
01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:07,300
就是完全看不出来它是假的的情况下

1658
01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:10,300
成本还得

1659
01:14:11,933 --> 01:14:13,266
也没有多少钱吧

1660
01:14:13,266 --> 01:14:15,699
因为它这种手链都是银的

1661
01:14:16,066 --> 01:14:19,266
也不会特别特别的材质高贵的

1662
01:14:22,733 --> 01:14:25,066
尤其是专门做那种

1663
01:14:25,800 --> 01:14:26,866
怎么说呢

1664
01:14:26,900 --> 01:14:29,066
做箱包起家的这种

1665
01:14:30,900 --> 01:14:31,900
奢侈品牌

1666
01:14:31,900 --> 01:14:35,066
他们的首饰很多都不是首饰

1667
01:14:35,066 --> 01:14:37,566
算是时装配饰的感觉吧

1668
01:14:38,466 --> 01:14:40,333
有好多就戴一次就断

1669
01:14:40,333 --> 01:14:42,066
了的项链啊

1670
01:14:42,266 --> 01:14:45,299
什么戴一个月就黑的不行的

1671
01:14:45,300 --> 01:14:46,766
这个银饰啊

1672
01:14:47,166 --> 01:14:51,566
然后没事那个针就歪了的

1673
01:14:51,566 --> 01:14:52,766
这个耳钉啊

1674
01:14:52,766 --> 01:14:54,966
之类的听说好多了

1675
01:14:55,300 --> 01:14:56,900
什么地摊货呀

1676
01:14:56,900 --> 01:14:58,933
我还真不知道这个事啊

1677
01:15:00,900 --> 01:15:02,300
要说银饰的话

1678
01:15:02,300 --> 01:15:06,400
感觉还得是印度那种便宜大碗

1679
01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:08,400
他们那个首饰设计风格

1680
01:15:08,733 --> 01:15:11,666
都是上面带花纹的关键针

1681
01:15:11,666 --> 01:15:14,366
然后石头镶的给的也大气

1682
01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:17,400
虽然也不是什么很贵重的

1683
01:15:17,400 --> 01:15:19,366
也就是点水晶啊

1684
01:15:19,366 --> 01:15:21,999
最多也就是尖晶石啊什么之类的

1685
01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:23,200
天然石吧

1686
01:15:23,500 --> 01:15:25,900
比真货质量更好是吧

1687
01:15:25,900 --> 01:15:28,800
那不不是有那个鞋子笑话吗

1688
01:15:29,300 --> 01:15:31,400
你买那个假的AJ

1689
01:15:31,733 --> 01:15:33,166
然后他穿着特别舒服

1690
01:15:33,166 --> 01:15:35,133
不磨脚也不开胶

1691
01:15:35,133 --> 01:15:36,566
就假的假的

1692
01:15:38,533 --> 01:15:40,566
要相信中国制造捏

1693
01:15:43,500 --> 01:15:44,966
而且这个东西吧

1694
01:15:46,600 --> 01:15:48,733
有的时候人性就是这样

1695
01:15:48,733 --> 01:15:50,799
他要是不好保养

1696
01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:54,566
他要是经常那个什么经常坏掉

1697
01:15:54,566 --> 01:15:56,533
或者说是特别脆弱啊

1698
01:15:56,533 --> 01:15:59,799
衣服不能手洗也不能冷水洗

1699
01:15:59,800 --> 01:16:02,000
也不能机洗什么之类的

1700
01:16:02,100 --> 01:16:03,333
只能干洗他

1701
01:16:03,333 --> 01:16:03,999
你就会觉得

1702
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:07,000
这衣服本身就高级高看才养眼

1703
01:16:07,733 --> 01:16:10,866
万一要是这个衣服随便洗是吧

1704
01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:14,266
那你就会觉得哎呀太抗燥了

1705
01:16:14,266 --> 01:16:16,599
随便穿穿吧也没事吧

1706
01:16:18,733 --> 01:16:19,733
哎呀

1707
01:16:23,733 --> 01:16:27,699
好多的那种衣服因为它不好洗

1708
01:16:27,900 --> 01:16:29,700
我都不怎么穿它

1709
01:16:31,466 --> 01:16:33,766
买奢侈品思路不太一样

1710
01:16:33,766 --> 01:16:36,399
我觉得真正的奢侈品客户

1711
01:16:36,400 --> 01:16:41,300
也会对穿个三五次就扔掉的衣服

1712
01:16:43,566 --> 01:16:45,299
感到很费解吧

1713
01:16:46,200 --> 01:16:47,566
他是有钱

1714
01:16:47,566 --> 01:16:50,199
他又不是没有脑子是吧

1715
01:16:51,366 --> 01:16:53,299
除非是真的到那种

1716
01:16:53,300 --> 01:16:57,366
就是他的穿衣啊什么完全是

1717
01:17:00,900 --> 01:17:02,533
类似于明星的人

1718
01:17:02,533 --> 01:17:06,333
他的长相他的衣着就是他的生产力

1719
01:17:06,333 --> 01:17:07,899
他的饭碗的情况

1720
01:17:08,100 --> 01:17:10,200
很少有这种职业吧

1721
01:17:10,866 --> 01:17:11,066
否则

1722
01:17:11,066 --> 01:17:14,599
我觉得很难有人能接受穿个一两次

1723
01:17:14,600 --> 01:17:15,866
然后就散架

1724
01:17:16,100 --> 01:17:17,766
也没有清洗方式的

1725
01:17:17,766 --> 01:17:20,566
这种衣服根本就不是给日常准备

1726
01:17:21,800 --> 01:17:24,500
买奢侈品真的是为了穿吧

1727
01:17:24,866 --> 01:17:26,866
那关键就是说什么呢

1728
01:17:27,466 --> 01:17:30,333
穿是一个底层的需求吧

1729
01:17:30,333 --> 01:17:31,366
就保暖啊

1730
01:17:31,366 --> 01:17:33,533
舒适啊这个是底层的

1731
01:17:33,766 --> 01:17:35,733
你想要一个高层的需求

1732
01:17:35,733 --> 01:17:38,999
就是我通过人靠衣装马靠鞍这种计划

1733
01:17:39,200 --> 01:17:41,133
让他彰显我的气质啊

1734
01:17:41,133 --> 01:17:43,199
或者说是让别人对我高看一眼

1735
01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:45,466
让别人觉得我很重视之类的

1736
01:17:45,766 --> 01:17:47,866
想用品牌为自己背书的话

1737
01:17:47,866 --> 01:17:49,299
这都属于高级需求了

1738
01:17:49,300 --> 01:17:51,100
你连低级需求都满足不了

1739
01:17:51,100 --> 01:17:52,200
你谈高级需求

1740
01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:53,700
这不是嘲笑吗

1741
01:17:54,200 --> 01:17:56,900
我夫妇的大货进度怎么样了

1742
01:17:57,166 --> 01:17:59,366
零零零零零

1743
01:18:01,666 --> 01:18:04,466
事实是也穿不了几年

1744
01:18:04,466 --> 01:18:06,699
优衣库这种价格的衣服

1745
01:18:06,700 --> 01:18:12,400
也不用特别去追求它穿几年吧

1746
01:18:12,900 --> 01:18:16,466
我感觉几十块一百多块的衣服

1747
01:18:16,600 --> 01:18:18,566
就哪怕说穿一个季度

1748
01:18:18,566 --> 01:18:21,699
然后下个季度不要了也是很正常的

1749
01:18:22,866 --> 01:18:24,799
虽然我也不会这样了

1750
01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:28,533
因为我我不知道怎么扔哎

1751
01:18:31,966 --> 01:18:33,566
不过现在好多衣服

1752
01:18:33,566 --> 01:18:36,099
还在穿两三年前的衣服

1753
01:18:37,533 --> 01:18:39,799
还在穿两三年前的衣服

1754
01:18:39,966 --> 01:18:43,266
而且好像最后一次大批买衣服

1755
01:18:43,266 --> 01:18:44,899
就是两三年前买衣服

1756
01:18:44,900 --> 01:18:47,600
哎自从当了虚拟主播

1757
01:18:47,733 --> 01:18:49,666
所有的衣服都那什么

1758
01:18:50,166 --> 01:18:52,499
都是紧着美颜咪亚穿的

1759
01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:53,666
呃这个

1760
01:18:53,666 --> 01:18:55,299
买一件t恤500块

1761
01:18:55,300 --> 01:18:56,133
我觉得疯了

1762
01:18:56,133 --> 01:18:57,333
在抢钱吧

1763
01:18:57,566 --> 01:18:59,999
但是给美颜咪亚换一套新衣服

1764
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:01,166
5,000块哦

1765
01:19:01,166 --> 01:19:02,899
哇真便宜

1766
01:19:03,100 --> 01:19:05,100
又快又好真漂亮

1767
01:19:05,100 --> 01:19:09,200
哎我这钱我花就这样的感觉了

1768
01:19:09,966 --> 01:19:11,999
全都完蛋了

1769
01:19:13,266 --> 01:19:16,599
消费观已经被硬化掉了

1770
01:19:17,166 --> 01:19:19,166
说实话优衣库里很多衣服

1771
01:19:19,166 --> 01:19:21,399
都是你们广东制造的

1772
01:19:22,266 --> 01:19:24,933
好多那种外国品牌

1773
01:19:24,933 --> 01:19:27,299
其实也都是在中国造的吧

1774
01:19:27,733 --> 01:19:28,899
只不过说

1775
01:19:30,300 --> 01:19:31,966
嗯怎么说呢

1776
01:19:31,966 --> 01:19:33,933
感觉还是有差别的

1777
01:19:34,900 --> 01:19:36,133
就哪怕所谓的什

1778
01:19:36,133 --> 01:19:37,199
么原厂货

1779
01:19:37,200 --> 01:19:41,300
原单货跟贴牌的也是有差别的

1780
01:19:41,800 --> 01:19:45,533
你们做成衣之后运到别的厂子钉牌子

1781
01:19:45,766 --> 01:19:48,933
是不是这条生产线的这个工艺要求

1782
01:19:48,933 --> 01:19:51,666
跟其他正常生产出来不太一样

1783
01:19:51,900 --> 01:19:56,200
我怎么感觉就买这种原厂货

1784
01:19:56,200 --> 01:19:58,933
原单货质量总是不如

1785
01:19:58,933 --> 01:20:03,266
确实在那个品牌下面买的带标的

1786
01:20:03,266 --> 01:20:04,933
这是我的错觉吗

1787
01:20:06,866 --> 01:20:10,799
就算只包括那些所谓的什么海底捞啊

1788
01:20:10,800 --> 01:20:12,766
这个什么原厂的

1789
01:20:12,766 --> 01:20:14,799
什么小酥肉啊牛肉粒啊

1790
01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:16,900
这些原厂的东西

1791
01:20:16,900 --> 01:20:17,566
我感觉

1792
01:20:17,566 --> 01:20:20,766
好像都没有在他店里面弄得好吃呢

1793
01:20:22,666 --> 01:20:24,666
还是有一定差别的吧

1794
01:20:24,966 --> 01:20:28,266
事实上一袋衣服的成本不到38

1795
01:20:28,266 --> 01:20:30,266
多的都是品牌溢价

1796
01:20:30,766 --> 01:20:33,133
想打造一个品牌也蛮复杂的

1797
01:20:33,133 --> 01:20:34,766
也不光是产品吧

1798
01:20:34,966 --> 01:20:36,999
虽然消费者也还是希望

1799
01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:38,366
只拿到这个产品

1800
01:20:38,366 --> 01:20:39,499
相关的价格

1801
01:20:39,766 --> 01:20:44,166
但是他营销啊他就设计啊什么之类的

1802
01:20:44,166 --> 01:20:46,199
明显也是投入好多成本的

1803
01:20:46,200 --> 01:20:48,866
你要是搞这些东西的话

1804
01:20:52,766 --> 01:20:55,766
啊现在就是一个闭环吧

1805
01:20:55,800 --> 01:20:57,666
如果说他不营销的话

1806
01:20:57,666 --> 01:20:59,166
你就不知道有这个牌子了

1807
01:20:59,166 --> 01:21:01,766
你大概就不会选择去买

1808
01:21:01,766 --> 01:21:02,933
他这个牌子的衣服

1809
01:21:02,933 --> 01:21:03,933
他营销了之后

1810
01:21:03,933 --> 01:21:06,266
这个成本就会摊到你身上

1811
01:21:06,333 --> 01:21:07,666
就没办法你

1812
01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:09,800
早

1813
01:21:10,166 --> 01:21:12,199
早上好欢欢我还要

1814
01:21:13,933 --> 01:21:14,733
啊

1815
01:21:15,333 --> 01:21:16,699
伸个懒腰

1816
01:21:18,700 --> 01:21:20,766
啊什么装备

1817
01:21:20,766 --> 01:21:22,399
还有机会出吗

1818
01:21:23,866 --> 01:21:26,599
我已经在看别的表情包画师了

1819
01:21:26,600 --> 01:21:29,700
我不打算再继续等这个老师了

1820
01:21:30,533 --> 01:21:33,299
其实我觉得他可能就不太想给我画吧

1821
01:21:33,300 --> 01:21:34,733
但是我不好意思讲

1822
01:21:34,900 --> 01:21:37,366
就是你要是不想给我画的话

1823
01:21:37,366 --> 01:21:39,566
你就早把我单退了嘛

1824
01:21:39,566 --> 01:21:41,866
然后你直接拖二拖三的

1825
01:21:41,866 --> 01:21:43,999
搞得我后面的安排

1826
01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:45,533
都不知道该怎么搞

1827
01:21:47,300 --> 01:21:49,766
所以就应该PDD原厂直供

1828
01:21:49,766 --> 01:21:51,666
把价格打下去

1829
01:21:54,166 --> 01:21:55,099
真的吗

1830
01:21:58,400 --> 01:22:00,366
主要还是还是

1831
01:22:00,366 --> 01:22:02,899
很多人对衣服有社交需求吧

1832
01:22:02,900 --> 01:22:05,166
我觉得我就没有社交需求啊

1833
01:22:05,166 --> 01:22:08,966
我不是那种会为了一个一个额外的标

1834
01:22:08,966 --> 01:22:10,133
一个品牌LOGO

1835
01:22:10,133 --> 01:22:12,866
去付好多的费的这种人啊

1836
01:22:14,900 --> 01:22:16,666
不知道但是吊着

1837
01:22:16,666 --> 01:22:20,466
哎呀这是搞得上不去下不来

1838
01:22:20,466 --> 01:22:22,766
有感觉有时候感觉我像个备胎

1839
01:22:22,766 --> 01:22:24,866
哎呀好可怜的

1840
01:22:24,866 --> 01:22:25,799
咪呀咪呀

1841
01:22:25,800 --> 01:22:27,766
被玩弄于股掌之间

1842
01:22:27,900 --> 01:22:28,700
呃

1843
01:22:29,066 --> 01:22:31,899
左右捏捏那个小驴的鼻子

1844
01:22:33,133 --> 01:22:34,899
感觉我就是这个小驴啊

1845
01:22:34,900 --> 01:22:37,800
然后捏来捏去的呗

1846
01:22:38,466 --> 01:22:40,933
哎不好说了

1847
01:22:44,066 --> 01:22:46,533
因为你知道你穿着38的衣服

1848
01:22:46,533 --> 01:22:49,866
跟他780一件的是同一批线下来

1849
01:22:50,800 --> 01:22:54,000
但是买衣服的怎么说呢

1850
01:22:54,000 --> 01:22:56,200
买衣服的体验就是

1851
01:22:56,500 --> 01:22:58,000
比较贵的衣服

1852
01:22:58,600 --> 01:23:02,200
确实很多时候面料或者说是版型

1853
01:23:03,500 --> 01:23:04,966
还有细节上面

1854
01:23:04,966 --> 01:23:08,266
确实比比较便宜的衣服要好看一些

1855
01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:11,666
他不是说高贵和贫穷的界限吧

1856
01:23:11,666 --> 01:23:13,599
但确实是要好一些

1857
01:23:13,600 --> 01:23:17,533
可能38买回来的衣服他的成本是20块

1858
01:23:17,933 --> 01:23:21,199
然后你780买过来的衣服成本是80块

1859
01:23:21,466 --> 01:23:23,333
虽然说按照比例来说

1860
01:23:23,333 --> 01:23:25,799
这个38的衣服更具性价比啊

1861
01:23:25,800 --> 01:23:27,466
但是按照质量来说

1862
01:23:27,600 --> 01:23:30,266
这个780的衣服确实质量更好一点

1863
01:23:30,300 --> 01:23:31,200
只不过说

1864
01:23:31,266 --> 01:23:32,399
你也很难判断

1865
01:23:32,400 --> 01:23:36,166
一个衣服他卖78 是因为他

1866
01:23:36,166 --> 01:23:37,166
怎么说呢

1867
01:23:37,500 --> 01:23:38,766
他成本60

1868
01:23:38,766 --> 01:23:41,066
然后他就想薄利多销

1869
01:23:41,266 --> 01:23:43,466
然后还是说他成本只有20块

1870
01:23:43,466 --> 01:23:45,999
他其实已经蛮赚的了

1871
01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:48,133
人家不知道他到底是哪种吗

1872
01:23:48,866 --> 01:23:50,066
贵有贵的好处

1873
01:23:50,066 --> 01:23:51,966
太贵的就溢价太多了

1874
01:23:51,966 --> 01:23:52,966
那只能说

1875
01:23:53,066 --> 01:23:57,066
没有必要买这种贴着很贵的牌子的

1876
01:23:57,066 --> 01:23:58,333
基本款吧

1877
01:23:59,500 --> 01:24:02,733
比如说画了一个大logo的t恤啊

1878
01:24:02,733 --> 01:24:03,533
之类的

1879
01:24:04,266 --> 01:24:07,299
这种东西就蛮蛮奇葩的

1880
01:24:07,300 --> 01:24:08,066
我感觉

1881
01:24:08,066 --> 01:24:11,333
版型也感觉没优良到什么地方去

1882
01:24:14,466 --> 01:24:17,699
对确实贵确实也有贵的好处吧

1883
01:24:18,133 --> 01:24:21,766
因为我之前啊朋友让我推荐羽绒服

1884
01:24:22,600 --> 01:24:23,600
我在不知道

1885
01:24:23,600 --> 01:24:27,333
我的羽绒服架子上面的4件羽绒服

1886
01:24:27,333 --> 01:24:30,533
还是5件羽绒服都是多少钱的情况下

1887
01:24:30,966 --> 01:24:34,599
然后我拍了三个还是两个牌子啊

1888
01:24:34,600 --> 01:24:35,733
推荐给他

1889
01:24:35,900 --> 01:24:36,666
因为我当时

1890
01:24:36,666 --> 01:24:38,766
我不知道我这羽绒服都多少钱

1891
01:24:38,766 --> 01:24:41,799
因为我知道我有一件羽绒服是呃

1892
01:24:41,800 --> 01:24:43,166
五六百块吧

1893
01:24:43,166 --> 01:24:44,766
还是六七百块

1894
01:24:44,766 --> 01:24:47,933
我就以为可能大概都在这个价格中间

1895
01:24:47,933 --> 01:24:52,366
就是从500到 1,500之间的这个价格

1896
01:24:52,366 --> 01:24:54,166
我以为大概都是这个价格的

1897
01:24:54,166 --> 01:24:55,799
我就挑了这个价格里面

1898
01:24:55,933 --> 01:24:59,599
呃我觉得最好的三件

1899
01:24:59,600 --> 01:25:01,500
后面去淘宝上一查

1900
01:25:01,700 --> 01:25:05,533
这三件衣服都不是我自己买的

1901
01:25:05,533 --> 01:25:07,266
都是我妈给我买的

1902
01:25:07,266 --> 01:25:09,066
我妈当时给我买说

1903
01:25:09,200 --> 01:25:10,800
虽然也是找了代购吧

1904
01:25:10,800 --> 01:25:14,200
但是那个标价也是标了个三四千

1905
01:25:14,200 --> 01:25:17,766
原价好像应该有4,000多吧

1906
01:25:18,333 --> 01:25:20,733
就是我在完全不知道这个衣服

1907
01:25:20,733 --> 01:25:22,899
它具体报价是多少的情况下

1908
01:25:22,900 --> 01:25:26,400
在一堆在一呃一排衣服里

1909
01:25:26,466 --> 01:25:28,166
选出了最贵的那两件

1910
01:25:28,166 --> 01:25:30,366
我认为他们质量是最好的

1911
01:25:31,566 --> 01:25:34,133
但事实证明它就是最贵的

1912
01:25:34,200 --> 01:25:36,133
所以我才会把它弄出来

1913
01:25:36,133 --> 01:25:38,866
当我选出来它的时候我都不知道它贵

1914
01:25:38,866 --> 01:25:39,666
哎呀

1915
01:25:39,700 --> 01:25:42,333
这就是你皮套衣服狠狠买的理由

1916
01:25:42,333 --> 01:25:45,266
啊啊啊不要再骂我了

1917
01:25:45,333 --> 01:25:46,133
好痛

1918
01:25:47,300 --> 01:25:49,133
所谓的版型都是噱头

1919
01:25:49,133 --> 01:25:50,066
我不觉得

1920
01:25:50,066 --> 01:25:52,066
我不觉得版型是噱头哎

1921
01:25:52,366 --> 01:25:54,499
因为我的衣架上面

1922
01:25:54,500 --> 01:25:57,700
现在就我58在淘宝上买的卫衣

1923
01:25:58,500 --> 01:25:59,600
和我680的

1924
01:25:59,600 --> 01:26:01,000
实体店买的

1925
01:26:01,400 --> 01:26:03,466
我就不爱穿那个58的

1926
01:26:03,466 --> 01:26:05,799
因为他肩膀老鼓起来一块

1927
01:26:05,900 --> 01:26:08,866
显得人整个人都很不精神

1928
01:26:09,266 --> 01:26:11,999
但是那个680的就比较藏肉

1929
01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:13,566
我不知道为什么呀

1930
01:26:13,566 --> 01:26:14,366
哎呀

1931
01:26:14,966 --> 01:26:16,566
来听嫣嫣大小姐

1932
01:26:16,566 --> 01:26:18,333
怎么不看价格买衣服的

1933
01:26:18,333 --> 01:26:20,299
我不是因为我的

1934
01:26:20,300 --> 01:26:22,166
衣服不是我自己买的

1935
01:26:22,500 --> 01:26:23,933
为什么一个人的衣架上

1936
01:26:23,933 --> 01:26:26,966
会出现58和5,800的衣服呢

1937
01:26:26,966 --> 01:26:29,899
那当然是因为5,800的不是自己买的呀

1938
01:26:31,166 --> 01:26:33,999
当然是因为对时尚有要求

1939
01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:34,766
同时呢

1940
01:26:34,766 --> 01:26:38,299
又有很多人脉可以找到便宜衣服

1941
01:26:38,300 --> 01:26:40,566
就是一件商场里面的衣服

1942
01:26:40,566 --> 01:26:41,899
然后找到便宜渠道的

1943
01:26:41,900 --> 01:26:44,800
猫猫妈妈给我变出来的呀

1944
01:26:44,800 --> 01:26:46,866
那肯定不是我自己买的呀

1945
01:26:47,066 --> 01:26:47,866
是吧

1946
01:26:48,600 --> 01:26:49,933
是小男友买的

1947
01:26:49,933 --> 01:26:52,266
哪有小男友找代购买东西啊

1948
01:26:52,266 --> 01:26:52,599
真的

1949
01:26:52,600 --> 01:26:56,300
情侣之间互送东西难道不是宁愿什么

1950
01:26:56,300 --> 01:26:58,400
宁愿贵个三四百块钱

1951
01:26:58,400 --> 01:27:00,500
也得从官方旗舰店买吗

1952
01:27:00,500 --> 01:27:02,000
我以前不知道官方旗舰店

1953
01:27:02,000 --> 01:27:03,300
东西是卖给谁的

1954
01:27:03,733 --> 01:27:04,466
后面我也想

1955
01:27:04,466 --> 01:27:07,333
这不就卖给这个互送礼物的小情侣

1956
01:27:07,333 --> 01:27:09,599
是吧找代购的话对吧

1957
01:27:09,600 --> 01:27:10,933
大头钱都花了

1958
01:27:10,933 --> 01:27:11,899
小头钱不出

1959
01:27:11,900 --> 01:27:14,333
感觉显得怪小气的

1960
01:27:14,333 --> 01:27:15,699
万一是假的的话

1961
01:27:15,700 --> 01:27:19,366
又要被这个女孩子心里面暗暗的想

1962
01:27:19,366 --> 01:27:20,666
嗯是不是他

1963
01:27:22,066 --> 01:27:23,333
他知道这个是假的

1964
01:27:23,333 --> 01:27:24,966
但是故意给我买这个

1965
01:27:24,966 --> 01:27:27,766
就是因为比官方旗舰店便宜啊之类的

1966
01:27:27,766 --> 01:27:29,766
他是不是知道这是超a之类的

1967
01:27:29,900 --> 01:27:31,166
完全没必要啊

1968
01:27:31,166 --> 01:27:32,899
不如加个对吧

1969
01:27:32,900 --> 01:27:36,366
两三百块三四百块买个面子之类

1970
01:27:38,133 --> 01:27:41,199
我真不是一点都不看价格啊

1971
01:27:41,200 --> 01:27:42,600
我是没得看啊

1972
01:27:42,600 --> 01:27:44,166
我不知道这个事

1973
01:27:46,100 --> 01:27:48,266
我不说的话我一直都不会知道

1974
01:27:48,266 --> 01:27:49,466
怪到小西瓜上

1975
01:27:49,466 --> 01:27:50,933
怒卖虾头了

1976
01:27:52,733 --> 01:27:56,766
没有吧其实我觉得收到礼物还在骂

1977
01:27:56,766 --> 01:27:58,566
就蛮奇怪的

1978
01:28:00,166 --> 01:28:00,966
总之

1979
01:28:01,766 --> 01:28:02,799
虽然我不是说

1980
01:28:02,800 --> 01:28:06,400
就是配得感不要太强啊

1981
01:28:06,400 --> 01:28:06,966
之类的

1982
01:28:06,966 --> 01:28:11,133
但是有的时候确实是怪到小地瓜上

1983
01:28:11,133 --> 01:28:12,299
其实也没啥用

1984
01:28:12,300 --> 01:28:14,933
还是要跟当事人多沟通吧

1985
01:28:15,933 --> 01:28:17,399
因为网友怎么评价

1986
01:28:17,400 --> 01:28:19,100
那毕竟只是网友的事

1987
01:28:19,100 --> 01:28:21,600
反正什么事情在网友上看来

1988
01:28:21,666 --> 01:28:23,099
但凡是家庭的事

1989
01:28:23,100 --> 01:28:24,533
就是死板

1990
01:28:24,533 --> 01:28:26,166
亲戚啊这个

1991
01:28:26,866 --> 01:28:30,333
不懂得这个年轻人心理的爸爸妈妈

1992
01:28:30,533 --> 01:28:33,899
还有这个控制欲太强的这个家庭啊

1993
01:28:33,900 --> 01:28:37,466
然后这个哥哥妹妹反正都是来跟你

1994
01:28:37,466 --> 01:28:38,666
跟你是吧

1995
01:28:38,866 --> 01:28:42,133
跟你有财产纠纷的好多都这样吧

1996
01:28:42,133 --> 01:28:42,899
反正

1997
01:28:42,900 --> 01:28:46,200
都是先从一个比较负面的预设去出发

1998
01:28:46,766 --> 01:28:48,666
尤其是对于婚恋这种事

1999
01:28:48,666 --> 01:28:50,299
简直是重灾区

2000
01:28:51,266 --> 01:28:52,766
还是挺那什么的

2001
01:28:53,400 --> 01:28:54,166
美呀美呀

2002
01:28:54,166 --> 01:28:57,399
也有礼物收就不错还想要正版

2003
01:28:57,400 --> 01:28:58,466
我倒是觉得

2004
01:28:58,466 --> 01:28:59,666
我我

2005
01:28:59,666 --> 01:29:02,566
很多时候我感觉我有礼物收就不错了

2006
01:29:02,866 --> 01:29:05,599
假设说有人给我买条金手链

2007
01:29:05,600 --> 01:29:07,766
我才不在乎他是周大福的

2008
01:29:07,766 --> 01:29:09,199
还是周六福的

2009
01:29:09,333 --> 01:29:10,133
哈哈哈

2010
01:29:11,266 --> 01:29:13,366
哪怕他是水背的是吧

2011
01:29:13,366 --> 01:29:15,799
只要你不用什么吸金啊

2012
01:29:15,800 --> 01:29:18,066
或者是铜来代替金子

2013
01:29:18,066 --> 01:29:19,599
那我觉得就蛮好的呀

2014
01:29:19,600 --> 01:29:20,766
就不在乎

2015
01:29:21,066 --> 01:29:22,999
真真不是很在乎这个

2016
01:29:23,266 --> 01:29:24,766
但是唯一有一个东西

2017
01:29:24,766 --> 01:29:26,499
我觉得我一定要收到正版

2018
01:29:26,500 --> 01:29:27,766
就是手慢啊

2019
01:29:27,933 --> 01:29:29,333
我一定要

2020
01:29:31,400 --> 01:29:33,100
如果有人要给我买手办

2021
01:29:33,100 --> 01:29:34,800
我一定要正版的

2022
01:29:34,800 --> 01:29:35,333
这个这个

2023
01:29:35,333 --> 01:29:36,499
不能要盗版的

2024
01:29:36,500 --> 01:29:39,000
就周边类的什么谷子啊之类的

2025
01:29:39,366 --> 01:29:40,666
国产手办好多

2026
01:29:40,666 --> 01:29:41,999
真邪神吧

2027
01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:43,766
真难看吧哎呀

2028
01:29:46,333 --> 01:29:49,066
你什么时候开一个送礼物的王子

2029
01:29:50,100 --> 01:29:52,166
嫣人会给我寄点什么呢

2030
01:29:54,133 --> 01:29:55,266
倒是说说看

2031
01:29:55,266 --> 01:29:57,399
嫣人会寄点什么给我呢

2032
01:29:57,666 --> 01:30:00,966
嫣人给你送正版的水泥和沙子

2033
01:30:02,466 --> 01:30:04,133
别是顺丰到付吧

2034
01:30:06,066 --> 01:30:08,599
别是顺丰到付吧

2035
01:30:09,333 --> 01:30:10,133
啊

2036
01:30:11,866 --> 01:30:15,599
你们要想回收给绵绵上舰长的钱

2037
01:30:15,800 --> 01:30:20,766
你们就直接这样假装自己没成年啊

2038
01:30:20,766 --> 01:30:23,999
心智幼耻申请退款不好吗

2039
01:30:24,566 --> 01:30:25,799
还得绵绵啊

2040
01:30:26,066 --> 01:30:28,999
兴致勃勃的把这些东西搬回家里面

2041
01:30:29,000 --> 01:30:31,666
一拆开发现是水泥和沙子就

2042
01:30:31,666 --> 01:30:33,666
真有你的啊

2043
01:30:33,666 --> 01:30:36,966
不过我想起来那种快递员会按照什么

2044
01:30:36,966 --> 01:30:38,366
会按照包裹的重

2045
01:30:38,366 --> 01:30:39,666
量偷快递吗

2046
01:30:39,666 --> 01:30:41,066
有没有听说过这个事情

2047
01:30:41,366 --> 01:30:44,533
快递员会按照包裹的重量去偷快递啊

2048
01:30:45,100 --> 01:30:47,466
应该把这个东西就钓鱼执法

2049
01:30:47,466 --> 01:30:49,466
然后放在这个门口

2050
01:30:49,466 --> 01:30:50,666
放他个两三天

2051
01:30:50,666 --> 01:30:52,733
等待他自然消失了一刻

2052
01:30:52,733 --> 01:30:54,699
省得我自己下楼去扔了

2053
01:30:55,100 --> 01:30:56,533
希望偷快递的人好好的

2054
01:30:56,533 --> 01:30:58,733
享受烟人这份沉重的

2055
01:30:58,733 --> 01:31:00,699
哎呀这个爱意呀

2056
01:31:00,700 --> 01:31:02,600
好吧哈哈哈

2057
01:31:02,800 --> 01:31:06,500
到付200块我就给你退回去对

2058
01:31:08,600 --> 01:31:09,666
烟人敢送

2059
01:31:09,666 --> 01:31:10,866
肥猫不敢收

2060
01:31:10,866 --> 01:31:11,766
我才不要呢

2061
01:31:11,766 --> 01:31:12,866
别看手慢了

2062
01:31:12,866 --> 01:31:14,366
日常以后进不了国内了

2063
01:31:14,366 --> 01:31:15,699
哇为什么

2064
01:31:15,700 --> 01:31:16,966
不是有代理版吗

2065
01:31:16,966 --> 01:31:18,399
为什么进不了国内啊

2066
01:31:19,700 --> 01:31:21,266
这东西有什么

2067
01:31:22,000 --> 01:31:23,800
有什么说法吗

2068
01:31:25,600 --> 01:31:27,166
那我喜欢这个

2069
01:31:30,566 --> 01:31:32,133
不知道你们都听没听过这个

2070
01:31:32,133 --> 01:31:33,599
我当时去KTV的时候

2071
01:31:33,600 --> 01:31:37,566
其实我想想问就是会唱这个吧

2072
01:31:37,933 --> 01:31:40,733
我想听这个但是呃

2073
01:31:49,933 --> 01:31:53,899
这是主播最喜欢的二次元小黄哥

2074
01:31:59,733 --> 01:32:02,333
说人真是越长大越阳痿

2075
01:32:02,400 --> 01:32:03,733
十几岁的时候

2076
01:32:04,333 --> 01:32:08,399
哎呦看点这个沾点颜色的同人痣啊

2077
01:32:08,400 --> 01:32:09,700
听点小黄歌

2078
01:32:09,700 --> 01:32:11,266
哇感觉自己好酷

2079
01:32:11,300 --> 01:32:12,400
也不是好酷吧

2080
01:32:12,400 --> 01:32:15,400
就是感觉学习到了禁忌的知识

2081
01:32:15,966 --> 01:32:18,066
现在哎呦

2082
01:32:18,733 --> 01:32:20,266
看见正常下的东西

2083
01:32:20,266 --> 01:32:22,733
拼命的给我去弹那个黄色小广告

2084
01:32:22,733 --> 01:32:25,066
我都非常不耐烦把它关掉

2085
01:32:25,466 --> 01:32:27,299
甚至还觉得有一种厌恶感

2086
01:32:28,133 --> 01:32:30,666
这就是成长吧

2087
01:32:31,300 --> 01:32:32,466
成长的感觉

2088
01:32:32,866 --> 01:32:36,099
好几个国外代理放弃大陆市场

2089
01:32:36,100 --> 01:32:38,000
没事的相信会员购啊

2090
01:32:38,000 --> 01:32:42,900
会员购是我们蒙尔买手办的骄傲

2091
01:32:42,900 --> 01:32:44,000
相信会员购

2092
01:32:44,300 --> 01:32:45,800
会员购会想办法的

2093
01:32:45,800 --> 01:32:47,533
这轮不到我来想办法

2094
01:32:47,533 --> 01:32:48,733
得是手办店

2095
01:32:49,133 --> 01:32:51,133
手办手办店来想办法

2096
01:32:51,133 --> 01:32:52,599
我不用想办法

2097
01:32:52,600 --> 01:32:53,700
哈哈

2098
01:32:54,666 --> 01:32:56,899
哈喽于天嗨嗨

2099
01:32:57,533 --> 01:32:58,533
三喜不立

2100
01:32:58,733 --> 01:32:59,799
我去这是谁

2101
01:32:59,800 --> 01:33:01,733
我去你怎么变灰了

2102
01:33:05,200 --> 01:33:07,333
啊我要检讨自己

2103
01:33:07,333 --> 01:33:08,766
是我一直不播

2104
01:33:08,766 --> 01:33:11,299
让雨天一直没有变来的

2105
01:33:11,300 --> 01:33:14,733
机会我是一个罪人啊

2106
01:33:14,733 --> 01:33:16,466
为什么这还要打架

2107
01:33:17,700 --> 01:33:18,900
手办是什么

2108
01:33:18,900 --> 01:33:20,733
很罪恶的东西吗

2109
01:33:24,500 --> 01:33:25,566
我可赶紧买吧

2110
01:33:25,566 --> 01:33:29,899
幸好我刚刚买买完了这个西海千秋的

2111
01:33:29,900 --> 01:33:32,666
是吗这就是我喜欢男高的原因吗

2112
01:33:32,666 --> 01:33:35,666
我不喜欢男高我不喜欢未未成年吧

2113
01:33:36,100 --> 01:33:38,266
嗯喜欢男高吗

2114
01:33:38,733 --> 01:33:40,866
哎为什么我会喜欢男高啊

2115
01:33:50,800 --> 01:33:53,600
可能因为我像女初中生一样吧

2116
01:33:53,600 --> 01:33:58,133
哈哈哈想来想去喜欢男出吗

2117
01:33:59,533 --> 01:34:02,766
感觉下一步就是什么啊

2118
01:34:02,766 --> 01:34:05,533
说话喜不喜欢男出

2119
01:34:05,533 --> 01:34:07,733
我是男出生什么字

2120
01:34:16,533 --> 01:34:18,699
喜欢当过兵的吗

2121
01:34:20,366 --> 01:34:22,133
我是神经病

2122
01:34:24,133 --> 01:34:24,899
哎呦哎呦

2123
01:34:24,900 --> 01:34:29,066
你们这么说话我想起那个什么哎

2124
01:34:29,166 --> 01:34:34,199
听介绍人说你是一个很要强的小姑娘

2125
01:34:34,666 --> 01:34:37,066
对吧以后不用要强了

2126
01:34:37,566 --> 01:34:38,999
因为我

2127
01:34:40,300 --> 01:34:41,933
你的墙来了

2128
01:34:43,700 --> 01:34:45,366
你不是喜欢萝莉

2129
01:34:45,366 --> 01:34:47,099
我是喜欢萝莉啊

2130
01:34:47,100 --> 01:34:48,800
但是我不能这么说吧

2131
01:34:48,800 --> 01:34:50,466
因为以我们的IP

2132
01:34:50,466 --> 01:34:53,699
说喜欢萝莉马上就要被敲门了

2133
01:34:54,133 --> 01:34:56,899
我连看一些这个作品的时候

2134
01:34:56,900 --> 01:35:00,100
都会刻意避开泰罗丽的色图啊

2135
01:35:00,500 --> 01:35:01,866
因为我我很怕

2136
01:35:01,866 --> 01:35:05,766
就是被抓起来还挺怕被开门的

2137
01:35:09,400 --> 01:35:11,900
我觉得专门打这手办

2138
01:35:11,900 --> 01:35:13,333
这这是实存吧

2139
01:35:13,333 --> 01:35:15,166
我感觉不一定是真的

2140
01:35:15,166 --> 01:35:17,466
也不用什么东西什么都传吧

2141
01:35:17,466 --> 01:35:19,999
其实好多事情呃

2142
01:35:22,000 --> 01:35:23,500
这东西有十寸吧

2143
01:35:23,900 --> 01:35:25,300
让我来搜搜看

2144
01:35:26,266 --> 01:35:29,566
17岁184小便难道太高了吧

2145
01:35:30,400 --> 01:35:32,066
我只有一米五几

2146
01:35:32,066 --> 01:35:33,499
我只搞个184的

2147
01:35:33,500 --> 01:35:36,700
干嘛让他把我把我当篮球打是吧

2148
01:35:37,200 --> 01:35:38,133
不好吧

2149
01:35:44,400 --> 01:35:46,866
说什么禁止进口手办吗

2150
01:35:47,466 --> 01:35:50,799
禁止进口抹茶日本水产

2151
01:35:50,866 --> 01:35:53,699
禁止进口日本和牛日本珍珠

2152
01:35:54,666 --> 01:35:56,299
为什么会禁止进口手办

2153
01:35:56,300 --> 01:35:57,700
手办有辐射吗

2154
01:35:57,866 --> 01:36:00,533
难道二次元会有一些辐射吗

2155
01:36:00,600 --> 01:36:01,933
i'm trying to keep it real

2156
01:36:01,933 --> 01:36:03,799
sometimes it's complicated

2157
01:36:04,100 --> 01:36:07,866
this battlefield is killing my soul

2158
01:36:07,933 --> 01:36:10,866
it's hard to be yourself when all you feel is jaded

2159
01:36:10,866 --> 01:36:12,599
she never goes the way that you plan

2160
01:36:15,533 --> 01:36:18,366
但是好多怎么打击

2161
01:36:18,366 --> 01:36:19,999
低俗玩具文具

2162
01:36:20,000 --> 01:36:22,500
你要打击先打击那些

2163
01:36:23,066 --> 01:36:25,999
那些不管是啥造型

2164
01:36:26,000 --> 01:36:28,300
都要做一个露三点的

2165
01:36:28,466 --> 01:36:31,933
国内的雕像和进退厂家了

2166
01:36:32,600 --> 01:36:35,333
打击打击此物也就得了

2167
01:36:35,333 --> 01:36:37,399
打击低俗文具玩具

2168
01:36:37,566 --> 01:36:40,099
我我都卖小人衣服

2169
01:36:40,100 --> 01:36:42,600
穿的好好的怎么你了

2170
01:36:43,266 --> 01:36:45,866
禁止进口加拿大猫手办

2171
01:36:45,866 --> 01:36:46,766
那这个对了

2172
01:36:46,766 --> 01:36:48,533
要保护加拿大猫咪

2173
01:36:49,000 --> 01:36:51,300
泳装类手办基本都没人

2174
01:36:51,300 --> 01:36:52,700
那跟我有啥关系

2175
01:36:52,700 --> 01:36:54,000
我又不看泳装

2176
01:36:54,933 --> 01:36:56,366
我又不玩此物

2177
01:36:57,900 --> 01:36:58,700
啊

2178
01:36:59,300 --> 01:37:01,600
我还没买过n色的此物呢

2179
01:37:01,600 --> 01:37:02,966
说起来啊有没有

2180
01:37:04,366 --> 01:37:05,666
有没有有没有

2181
01:37:05,666 --> 01:37:10,866
就是比较喜欢此物的家人们啊

2182
01:37:15,700 --> 01:37:18,700
就恩色的某一些手办啊

2183
01:37:18,700 --> 01:37:20,966
其实我觉得还挺好看的

2184
01:37:21,966 --> 01:37:24,199
我需要我需要放一下图吗

2185
01:37:24,200 --> 01:37:26,600
我不知道你们能不能能不能

2186
01:37:26,600 --> 01:37:29,166
能不能知道这个是什么样的

2187
01:37:29,766 --> 01:37:32,499
但是感觉放图直播间就没了呀

2188
01:37:34,166 --> 01:37:37,066
n社取消国内代理

2189
01:37:37,066 --> 01:37:38,933
没事的想买总有办法嘛

2190
01:37:38,933 --> 01:37:40,133
这个社团啊

2191
01:37:40,133 --> 01:37:41,699
你们可以去搜一下

2192
01:37:41,900 --> 01:37:44,300
有一个叫那个怎么说

2193
01:37:44,300 --> 01:37:47,000
Nike手办综合系列的啊

2194
01:37:47,000 --> 01:37:47,766
这个色的

2195
01:37:47,766 --> 01:37:51,066
这个植物我觉得做的挺匠心的

2196
01:37:51,466 --> 01:37:55,133
就早年的时候会带一些小场景啊

2197
01:37:55,133 --> 01:37:56,666
什么什么之类的

2198
01:37:57,333 --> 01:38:01,066
然后可能同时也是跟跟主播的XP

2199
01:38:01,066 --> 01:38:02,499
比较合得上吧

2200
01:38:02,766 --> 01:38:05,333
感觉有好几款都还蛮漂亮的

2201
01:38:05,333 --> 01:38:08,133
比如说那个什么爱丽丝啊

2202
01:38:08,333 --> 01:38:10,399
还有那个中原8呀

2203
01:38:10,866 --> 01:38:12,099
然后什么什么之类

2204
01:38:12,100 --> 01:38:14,366
然后这几款这都挺好看的

2205
01:38:14,366 --> 01:38:16,533
但我我又不会买此物

2206
01:38:16,766 --> 01:38:19,266
我只是说他还挺漂亮的

2207
01:38:19,533 --> 01:38:22,699
我记得当年有个特别经典的此物手办

2208
01:38:22,700 --> 01:38:24,500
叫什么试管娘吧

2209
01:38:24,933 --> 01:38:26,966
是不是叫试管娘来着

2210
01:38:28,700 --> 01:38:30,000
这是n色的不

2211
01:38:30,000 --> 01:38:31,333
我给忘了

2212
01:38:31,333 --> 01:38:32,799
好久都没了解过这

2213
01:38:32,800 --> 01:38:36,700
对对对他叫这什么啊

2214
01:38:36,800 --> 01:38:39,900
铃木玛尔吉特这个这个真的很好看

2215
01:38:39,900 --> 01:38:41,066
400娘这个手办

2216
01:38:41,066 --> 01:38:41,899
在我心里面

2217
01:38:41,900 --> 01:38:46,200
简直就是此物手办的这个代表之作

2218
01:38:46,200 --> 01:38:50,066
啊他不应该是那种露的特别特别

2219
01:38:50,266 --> 01:38:53,799
呃明显的应该是这种啊

2220
01:38:53,800 --> 01:38:54,766
稍微踹一点

2221
01:38:54,766 --> 01:38:56,933
但是呢又会挺有感觉的这种

2222
01:38:57,366 --> 01:38:58,199
这种手办

2223
01:38:58,200 --> 01:38:59,000
哎呀

2224
01:38:59,566 --> 01:39:01,299
好久没有了解过这些了

2225
01:39:01,300 --> 01:39:01,933
这么一看

2226
01:39:01,933 --> 01:39:03,466
以现在的眼光看

2227
01:39:03,600 --> 01:39:05,766
这个手办感觉也就那样

2228
01:39:05,766 --> 01:39:08,066
可能是因为这么多年过去了吧

2229
01:39:08,100 --> 01:39:10,066
我看一下这是哪一年的

2230
01:39:11,166 --> 01:39:12,166
是哪一年的

2231
01:39:12,166 --> 01:39:15,399
2014年4月到今年正好十年了

2232
01:39:15,466 --> 01:39:18,299
天呐我十年前就在看此物所办啊

2233
01:39:18,300 --> 01:39:19,100
主播

2234
01:39:19,100 --> 01:39:19,900
嗯

2235
01:39:24,300 --> 01:39:24,966
有点那个了

2236
01:39:24,966 --> 01:39:26,666
哈哈哈哎

2237
01:39:26,666 --> 01:39:27,899
有点那个了

2238
01:39:27,933 --> 01:39:29,099
死皮巴塞

2239
01:39:30,366 --> 01:39:31,299
哎呀

2240
01:39:33,866 --> 01:39:34,866
总之就是

2241
01:39:34,900 --> 01:39:36,466
哈哈哈

2242
01:39:36,466 --> 01:39:38,933
啊对不起对不起

2243
01:39:40,000 --> 01:39:43,966
哎呦当时就是我觉得哎呀真好看嘛

2244
01:39:45,000 --> 01:39:45,566
哎呀

2245
01:39:45,566 --> 01:39:46,566
果然魅力

2246
01:39:46,566 --> 01:39:47,366
4颗

2247
01:39:47,566 --> 01:39:50,666
这怎么是2014年发售的呀

2248
01:39:52,566 --> 01:39:53,733
哎二次元哎

2249
01:39:53,733 --> 01:39:54,466
二次元

2250
01:39:54,466 --> 01:39:56,999
有人都觉得那个试管娘好看吗

2251
01:39:57,000 --> 01:39:58,866
我觉得那个还挺漂亮的

2252
01:40:01,333 --> 01:40:01,666
哎哎

2253
01:40:01,666 --> 01:40:02,866
果然哈哈

2254
01:40:02,900 --> 01:40:04,066
别骂了

2255
01:40:04,066 --> 01:40:06,999
我们十年前就在看二次元此物所扮

2256
01:40:07,266 --> 01:40:08,066
嗯

2257
01:40:10,300 --> 01:40:13,100
仔仔就喜欢这个猫

2258
01:40:13,466 --> 01:40:14,366
反正我喜欢

2259
01:40:14,366 --> 01:40:15,933
我不知道仔仔喜不喜欢

2260
01:40:15,933 --> 01:40:16,899
反正我喜欢

2261
01:40:19,466 --> 01:40:21,699
怎么会这样啊

2262
01:40:23,466 --> 01:40:24,666
哥哥我压力好大

2263
01:40:24,666 --> 01:40:27,733
我们看恩舍不是一条赛道的啊

2264
01:40:27,933 --> 01:40:28,999
哥你看什么

2265
01:40:30,200 --> 01:40:31,400
你看哪个呀

2266
01:40:31,400 --> 01:40:33,866
主播怎么这么早就要看这种东西啊

2267
01:40:33,866 --> 01:40:35,466
那青春期的时候

2268
01:40:35,600 --> 01:40:37,900
就是对这种事比较好奇吧

2269
01:40:37,966 --> 01:40:41,299
你看的不会是什么苍蝇之类的吧

2270
01:40:42,166 --> 01:40:42,966
哎

2271
01:40:43,600 --> 01:40:45,133
你看着不会是那个

2272
01:40:45,133 --> 01:40:47,733
当年还蛮蛮震撼的

2273
01:40:47,733 --> 01:40:48,466
怎么说呢

2274
01:40:48,466 --> 01:40:52,699
就像是现在好多刚跟玩家在说

2275
01:40:52,700 --> 01:40:54,700
乙女手游为什么吃这么好

2276
01:40:54,700 --> 01:40:58,066
他们为什么都有那个直接开车的卡面

2277
01:40:58,066 --> 01:41:00,733
为什么我们就不过审呢之类的

2278
01:41:00,933 --> 01:41:03,866
就在当年很多很多的泳装跟

2279
01:41:03,866 --> 01:41:06,266
那个怎么说呢

2280
01:41:06,266 --> 01:41:08,499
跟那个男性像的

2281
01:41:09,500 --> 01:41:11,500
女角色植物手办里面

2282
01:41:11,500 --> 01:41:12,866
然后n社当年出的

2283
01:41:12,866 --> 01:41:15,133
第一个男角色的植物手办啊

2284
01:41:15,133 --> 01:41:19,199
就是那个戏剧性谋杀的那个苍夜啊

2285
01:41:19,200 --> 01:41:19,666
当时

2286
01:41:19,666 --> 01:41:24,333
也在充满着各种各样的宅男的手办 8

2287
01:41:24,333 --> 01:41:25,699
和手办讨论8

2288
01:41:25,700 --> 01:41:28,600
掀起了很大的这种风波啊

2289
01:41:30,066 --> 01:41:33,333
只能说10年前的大家讨论的事情

2290
01:41:33,333 --> 01:41:36,466
跟现在大家关心的事情好像也差不多

2291
01:41:36,533 --> 01:41:40,899
这玩意居然2024年3月还出了一款

2292
01:41:40,900 --> 01:41:42,333
苍蝇的食物啊

2293
01:41:42,333 --> 01:41:45,133
你们真是不忘初心啊恩师

2294
01:41:45,966 --> 01:41:47,666
我刚看到一个我不认识的

2295
01:41:47,666 --> 01:41:52,133
我一看2024年3月苍夜红月双人的这种

2296
01:41:52,133 --> 01:41:54,066
此物28的

2297
01:41:54,366 --> 01:41:57,366
而且我记得当时那个设计的就是

2298
01:41:58,133 --> 01:41:58,966
还可以

2299
01:41:59,566 --> 01:42:00,766
还可以脱衣服

2300
01:42:00,766 --> 01:42:02,599
其实我到现在因为我没买过尺

2301
01:42:02,600 --> 01:42:05,133
我不知道手办为什么能脱衣服啊

2302
01:42:05,500 --> 01:42:06,266
正常来说

2303
01:42:06,266 --> 01:42:09,766
那个胶不是应该是固定形状的吗

2304
01:42:09,766 --> 01:42:12,533
他的那个衣服不应该是塑胶

2305
01:42:12,533 --> 01:42:14,066
PVC之类的材质

2306
01:42:14,166 --> 01:42:14,899
就算软

2307
01:42:14,900 --> 01:42:17,933
应该也没到能正常穿脱的程度哦

2308
01:42:18,700 --> 01:42:20,533
hello狗狗显卡这个

2309
01:42:20,533 --> 01:42:23,766
这个手办是2017年1月份的

2310
01:42:23,766 --> 01:42:25,066
对我想起来了

2311
01:42:26,466 --> 01:42:27,866
对 17年的

2312
01:42:27,866 --> 01:42:28,899
这个已经好久

2313
01:42:28,900 --> 01:42:31,266
肥猫一聊这个忽然就来精神了

2314
01:42:31,266 --> 01:42:32,066
这是什么

2315
01:42:32,566 --> 01:42:35,799
这是主播的舒适区和统治区

2316
01:42:36,000 --> 01:42:36,800
哈哈哈

2317
01:42:43,333 --> 01:42:45,499
也不是舒适区跟统治区吧

2318
01:42:45,500 --> 01:42:46,766
就比较了解天蛙

2319
01:42:46,766 --> 01:42:48,199
而且很少聊这个

2320
01:42:48,200 --> 01:42:50,200
主播这么早就在看天蛙呀

2321
01:42:50,200 --> 01:42:51,866
我当时还水天呢

2322
01:42:52,800 --> 01:42:55,933
主播当时看那个什么司东权啊

2323
01:42:55,933 --> 01:42:57,466
这个号东长啊

2324
01:42:57,466 --> 01:42:58,166
什么念东

2325
01:42:58,166 --> 01:42:59,766
什么生生世世啊

2326
01:42:59,766 --> 01:43:01,499
主播当时看绝世唐门

2327
01:43:01,500 --> 01:43:05,000
在绝世唐门贴吧还曾经有过一个搬运

2328
01:43:05,000 --> 01:43:07,400
什么闹鬼小故事啊什么

2329
01:43:07,800 --> 01:43:10,266
还有这个宝可梦粘人图这些啊

2330
01:43:10,266 --> 01:43:12,699
我记得好像开的搬运楼

2331
01:43:12,700 --> 01:43:15,100
还有一个过千回复了的

2332
01:43:15,333 --> 01:43:16,566
现在你在贴吧里面

2333
01:43:16,566 --> 01:43:18,399
发一个过千回复的帖子啊

2334
01:43:18,400 --> 01:43:19,466
那都是什么啊

2335
01:43:19,566 --> 01:43:21,499
那都是全贴吧的热门啊

2336
01:43:21,500 --> 01:43:24,166
但是在当年贴吧那个鼎盛时期

2337
01:43:24,466 --> 01:43:27,533
千贴千回复贴就只能说简简单单

2338
01:43:27,533 --> 01:43:28,266
也就那样

2339
01:43:28,266 --> 01:43:29,399
哈哈哈

2340
01:43:30,900 --> 01:43:31,900
也就那样

2341
01:43:31,933 --> 01:43:34,566
你的恩色是你

2342
01:43:34,600 --> 01:43:35,800
呃这是什么啊

2343
01:43:35,800 --> 01:43:37,300
这是什么恩色啊

2344
01:43:38,933 --> 01:43:40,299
哦好像还第一次听啊

2345
01:43:40,300 --> 01:43:43,566
你让我看看你的n次是什么

2346
01:43:46,166 --> 01:43:48,399
很符合我对烟神的刻板印象

2347
01:43:48,400 --> 01:43:50,533
那当年就知道搬运工啊

2348
01:43:51,066 --> 01:43:53,566
现在也会搬一个沙耶之歌人

2349
01:43:53,700 --> 01:43:57,600
哈哈哈我们的n次好像不太一样哎

2350
01:43:57,600 --> 01:43:58,366
你的n次

2351
01:43:58,366 --> 01:44:00,499
我的n次好像不一样

2352
01:44:04,100 --> 01:44:04,733
不是n社

2353
01:44:04,733 --> 01:44:08,599
真的有好多好多社团都叫n社吧

2354
01:44:09,500 --> 01:44:10,300
哎呀

2355
01:44:10,533 --> 01:44:11,099
还有什么

2356
01:44:11,100 --> 01:44:15,100
美国加州一一个什么软体开发公司

2357
01:44:15,100 --> 01:44:17,666
开发的是Pokemon go啊

2358
01:44:17,666 --> 01:44:18,599
什么鬼啊

2359
01:44:18,766 --> 01:44:20,399
me down oh

2360
01:44:21,900 --> 01:44:25,566
they give me energy but i'm not sorry oh

2361
01:44:26,400 --> 01:44:29,900
na na na bitch na na solo

2362
01:44:30,866 --> 01:44:32,299
真的那什么吗

2363
01:44:32,533 --> 01:44:33,399
真的真的

2364
01:44:33,400 --> 01:44:37,000
真的现在没有办法买手办了吗

2365
01:44:37,900 --> 01:44:39,700
不过现在70了

2366
01:44:39,700 --> 01:44:41,666
75买手办也就买n

2367
01:44:41,666 --> 01:44:43,066
呃什么n

2368
01:44:44,866 --> 01:44:46,999
我也就买好吃的Miko了吧

2369
01:44:47,000 --> 01:44:49,466
我也就只买Miko的时候卖了

2370
01:44:49,466 --> 01:44:51,533
别的基本上都不怎么买了

2371
01:44:51,533 --> 01:44:52,566
上课去了

2372
01:44:52,566 --> 01:44:53,466
拜拜拜拜

2373
01:44:53,466 --> 01:44:55,199
你还是不要知道了吧

2374
01:44:55,200 --> 01:44:55,966
我怎么了

2375
01:44:55,966 --> 01:44:57,399
我为什么不能知道

2376
01:44:57,533 --> 01:44:58,599
我就要知道

2377
01:44:59,600 --> 01:45:01,100
哇哈哈哈

2378
01:45:01,100 --> 01:45:02,466
我就要知道

2379
01:45:03,333 --> 01:45:06,399
我是一个很有求知欲的小女孩啊

2380
01:45:07,100 --> 01:45:08,866
除了我听不懂的内容

2381
01:45:09,700 --> 01:45:12,466
对这种这种东西怎么能错过呢

2382
01:45:12,566 --> 01:45:13,366
哎呦

2383
01:45:23,933 --> 01:45:24,366
妈妈

2384
01:45:24,366 --> 01:45:26,966
当年都是怎么同意你买这些手办的

2385
01:45:26,966 --> 01:45:29,133
我当然没有买过此物啦

2386
01:45:29,133 --> 01:45:31,699
我只是偷偷在网上了解一下

2387
01:45:35,166 --> 01:45:37,999
我是用考试换的考试成绩

2388
01:45:38,000 --> 01:45:42,400
考到我们约定的这个分数的话

2389
01:45:42,800 --> 01:45:46,400
就可以有个300到600块左右的

2390
01:45:46,400 --> 01:45:47,700
这个支配权啊

2391
01:45:47,700 --> 01:45:49,166
可以用来买东西

2392
01:45:49,733 --> 01:45:51,499
我的手工材料啊

2393
01:45:51,500 --> 01:45:55,166
手办啊啊这些东西啊都是这么来的

2394
01:45:56,100 --> 01:45:59,400
但这个钱不会直接给我就是

2395
01:46:00,733 --> 01:46:02,199
他不会直接给我

2396
01:46:02,200 --> 01:46:05,666
所以说一直都没有怎么摸过米

2397
01:46:09,966 --> 01:46:11,099
欢迎葡萄女孩

2398
01:46:11,100 --> 01:46:11,966
重度依赖

2399
01:46:11,966 --> 01:46:15,733
我不是学霸只是嫩

2400
01:46:17,333 --> 01:46:19,266
哪有一个小孩上到高中

2401
01:46:19,266 --> 01:46:21,266
一个月只有100块钱能花

2402
01:46:21,266 --> 01:46:21,766
人呀

2403
01:46:21,766 --> 01:46:24,966
那总得总得有点买东西的渠道吧

2404
01:46:25,933 --> 01:46:28,166
我也想给游戏氪金呢

2405
01:46:28,166 --> 01:46:30,999
我后面给游戏氪金没办法了

2406
01:46:31,000 --> 01:46:33,666
都得把这个房间里面的那个存钱罐

2407
01:46:33,666 --> 01:46:35,766
小金猪倒出来

2408
01:46:35,766 --> 01:46:38,366
然后数里面一块钱的硬币

2409
01:46:40,066 --> 01:46:40,666
哦

2410
01:46:40,666 --> 01:46:45,099
当时想玩小花仙的时候想开奇妙花宝

2411
01:46:45,533 --> 01:46:48,366
只能把那个小金猪的肚子倒出来

2412
01:46:48,366 --> 01:46:51,766
倒倒倒个30个一块钱硬币出来

2413
01:46:51,766 --> 01:46:54,299
然后去买迷你卡报看

2414
01:46:54,300 --> 01:46:56,700
店老板都不收我的零字

2415
01:46:56,866 --> 01:46:59,533
说你下次能不能别拿一堆硬币过

2416
01:46:59,533 --> 01:47:00,333
来啊

2417
01:47:01,000 --> 01:47:02,300
哎呀这不知道

2418
01:47:02,300 --> 01:47:03,600
不知道给谁呀

2419
01:47:03,600 --> 01:47:05,100
我说对不起

2420
01:47:07,000 --> 01:47:08,266
燕神如何评价

2421
01:47:08,266 --> 01:47:08,399
我

2422
01:47:08,400 --> 01:47:12,100
高中就得狠狠的给碧蓝航线氪金了

2423
01:47:12,666 --> 01:47:15,966
哎呀吃太好了吃太好了

2424
01:47:16,566 --> 01:47:20,333
拿镊子把肥猫的存钱罐掏空啊

2425
01:47:20,500 --> 01:47:21,300
呃

2426
01:47:26,333 --> 01:47:27,566
羡慕富哥

2427
01:47:27,800 --> 01:47:29,133
羡慕富哥

2428
01:47:30,600 --> 01:47:31,100
羡慕

2429
01:47:31,100 --> 01:47:34,733
可以给自己喜欢的虚拟小人氪金的

2430
01:47:34,733 --> 01:47:35,566
大家

2431
01:47:37,166 --> 01:47:39,733
也谢谢大家这个这个版本

2432
01:47:39,733 --> 01:47:40,366
啊

2433
01:47:40,366 --> 01:47:43,099
这个喜欢的虚拟小人也包括我

2434
01:47:43,100 --> 01:47:43,900
耶

2435
01:47:46,000 --> 01:47:46,800
开心

2436
01:47:48,333 --> 01:47:53,399
谢谢狗狗显卡的星月盲盒的情书啊

2437
01:47:53,400 --> 01:47:54,133
重藏

2438
01:47:54,133 --> 01:47:56,466
重者回归吧

2439
01:47:59,466 --> 01:48:00,266
不是副歌

2440
01:48:00,266 --> 01:48:03,066
你把买卷子的钱都拿在客厅了

2441
01:48:04,200 --> 01:48:06,333
你千万别被别人听到了

2442
01:48:06,866 --> 01:48:08,466
你要是被别人听到的话

2443
01:48:08,466 --> 01:48:10,133
我觉得你有点问题的

2444
01:48:12,766 --> 01:48:15,699
你怎么又改名改叫正常正正啦

2445
01:48:18,800 --> 01:48:19,200
哎呀

2446
01:48:19,200 --> 01:48:22,466
狗狗显卡的吉祥福利

2447
01:48:22,466 --> 01:48:23,733
感谢支持

2448
01:48:23,733 --> 01:48:25,699
我没有忘了你啊

2449
01:48:25,733 --> 01:48:27,099
是你把名字改掉了

2450
01:48:27,100 --> 01:48:29,100
我得确认一下是不是你啊

2451
01:48:29,266 --> 01:48:30,966
对吧万一要不是你呢

2452
01:48:32,466 --> 01:48:34,599
当时老师说要自愿买的东西

2453
01:48:34,600 --> 01:48:36,100
你一本都没买

2454
01:48:40,333 --> 01:48:42,199
其实感觉就是

2455
01:48:42,200 --> 01:48:43,333
怎么说呢

2456
01:48:43,400 --> 01:48:45,700
你要不是追求很高的话

2457
01:48:45,800 --> 01:48:49,766
把那个老师要求一定要搞的东西搞完

2458
01:48:49,766 --> 01:48:52,299
就是真的全搞明白了

2459
01:48:52,333 --> 01:48:55,733
其实就不会不会很认识他的

2460
01:48:57,133 --> 01:48:58,099
我居然认出

2461
01:48:58,100 --> 01:48:59,366
我当然认出来了

2462
01:48:59,366 --> 01:49:01,099
我为什么认不出来

2463
01:49:02,600 --> 01:49:04,366
你都把名字改了

2464
01:49:05,966 --> 01:49:06,866
这有什么

2465
01:49:06,866 --> 01:49:08,533
哎呀这有什么难的

2466
01:49:08,866 --> 01:49:09,366
哎

2467
01:49:09,366 --> 01:49:11,533
主播夸下海口是吧

2468
01:49:11,700 --> 01:49:14,766
肯定肯定肯定能认识大家的

2469
01:49:16,133 --> 01:49:19,499
我就希望今年二次元创业别亏了钱

2470
01:49:19,800 --> 01:49:22,166
你把二次元跟创业这个词

2471
01:49:22,466 --> 01:49:25,399
还有钱这三个字放在一起的时候

2472
01:49:25,933 --> 01:49:26,866
你就应该知道

2473
01:49:26,866 --> 01:49:29,933
要二次元要钱就别创业

2474
01:49:30,966 --> 01:49:33,666
要创业要钱就别二次元

2475
01:49:33,800 --> 01:49:36,866
那要二次元要创业那就别要钱

2476
01:49:38,866 --> 01:49:41,799
你非要又二次元又创业又钱

2477
01:49:41,800 --> 01:49:44,000
那我只能说唉

2478
01:49:44,133 --> 01:49:45,566
肥猫祝你好运

2479
01:49:46,066 --> 01:49:48,899
all the who comes back

2480
01:49:55,066 --> 01:49:58,066
你们和米哈尔和鹰角合作真的吗

2481
01:49:58,366 --> 01:49:59,899
能把主播塞进去

2482
01:49:59,900 --> 01:50:00,266
给

2483
01:50:00,266 --> 01:50:01,099
给什么

2484
01:50:01,100 --> 01:50:04,200
给鹰角网络的某个角色配音吗

2485
01:50:05,333 --> 01:50:06,266
你还有角色

2486
01:50:06,266 --> 01:50:08,099
也行啊主播

2487
01:50:08,100 --> 01:50:12,700
可以出示原神和硬角网络的氪金记录

2488
01:50:12,700 --> 01:50:13,400
表明自己

2489
01:50:13,400 --> 01:50:14,700
不是不是

2490
01:50:14,700 --> 01:50:16,700
黑字啊啊

2491
01:50:16,700 --> 01:50:18,133
太有实力了哥

2492
01:50:23,200 --> 01:50:24,000
啊

2493
01:50:27,666 --> 01:50:29,133
啊

2494
01:50:31,333 --> 01:50:33,399
哎呀为什么这么困呢

2495
01:50:34,566 --> 01:50:38,266
明天晚上已经特意没有吃好多了

2496
01:50:38,700 --> 01:50:40,166
听起来不不亏

2497
01:50:40,166 --> 01:50:44,133
比肥猫上千件简单点怎么着

2498
01:50:44,666 --> 01:50:45,266
怎么怎么

2499
01:50:45,266 --> 01:50:47,533
应该都会比我上天要简单吧

2500
01:50:47,533 --> 01:50:51,366
你别吧世界上有很多美好的事情啊

2501
01:50:51,366 --> 01:50:54,266
不要让绵绵成为你活着的意义

2502
01:50:54,800 --> 01:50:58,000
那这样绵绵会觉得自己被重力包围的

2503
01:50:58,000 --> 01:50:58,900
好可怕

2504
01:51:00,100 --> 01:51:01,533
也不是好可怕吧

2505
01:51:01,533 --> 01:51:02,899
就是就是

2506
01:51:02,900 --> 01:51:03,933
主播主播

2507
01:51:03,933 --> 01:51:06,566
觉得自己没有办法成为某一个人

2508
01:51:06,566 --> 01:51:07,799
活着的意义啊

2509
01:51:07,800 --> 01:51:08,900
那这样的话

2510
01:51:09,366 --> 01:51:13,099
感觉人生会不会太狭窄了

2511
01:51:13,100 --> 01:51:15,666
应该多往多往身边看一看

2512
01:51:15,666 --> 01:51:19,133
你应该找到更多种的幸福啊

2513
01:51:19,133 --> 01:51:21,799
不能让米颜米娅给你带来的幸福

2514
01:51:21,800 --> 01:51:25,933
成为你生活中幸福的这个封顶的地方

2515
01:51:25,933 --> 01:51:26,733
啊

2516
01:51:26,766 --> 01:51:30,299
那这样你就会失去很多其他的幸福

2517
01:51:30,300 --> 01:51:31,266
可以体验

2518
01:51:31,466 --> 01:51:34,699
这样会很遗憾的啊

2519
01:51:34,700 --> 01:51:36,133
别恶心我吧

2520
01:51:36,133 --> 01:51:39,399
我说话很我说话很注意的

2521
01:51:40,533 --> 01:51:41,333
喂

2522
01:51:42,466 --> 01:51:45,699
主播我想见奥特要

2523
01:51:49,966 --> 01:51:52,099
要点歌的点歌

2524
01:51:52,333 --> 01:51:54,899
要一些蓝蓝的东西

2525
01:51:55,266 --> 01:51:58,366
或者是一些喂太大了

2526
01:51:58,366 --> 01:52:00,266
先不骗不好意思

2527
01:52:01,300 --> 01:52:04,066
要点主播唱的话要点什么啊

2528
01:52:04,266 --> 01:52:04,999
绵绵

2529
01:52:05,000 --> 01:52:08,333
会一辈子给一个人直播看雨刮器吗

2530
01:52:08,333 --> 01:52:10,666
别别动不动就一辈子吧

2531
01:52:10,666 --> 01:52:12,733
一辈子来一辈子去了

2532
01:52:13,000 --> 01:52:15,300
我现在唯一确定一辈子的事

2533
01:52:15,300 --> 01:52:18,366
就是我一辈子都不想再刷灶台了

2534
01:52:19,400 --> 01:52:20,000
哈哈哎呀

2535
01:52:20,000 --> 01:52:21,533
一辈子真可怕

2536
01:52:22,866 --> 01:52:24,499
哎你这个人啊

2537
01:52:24,500 --> 01:52:26,800
满脑子都想着自己呢

2538
01:52:30,700 --> 01:52:31,466
怎么办呢

2539
01:52:31,466 --> 01:52:32,299
医生就是

2540
01:52:32,300 --> 01:52:34,466
这样这样这样什么

2541
01:52:34,466 --> 01:52:36,899
这样有力量的话语呢

2542
01:52:37,400 --> 01:52:38,866
祝你幸福

2543
01:52:42,133 --> 01:52:42,933
啊

2544
01:52:44,100 --> 01:52:46,500
如果没有停播的话肯定有几百件

2545
01:52:46,500 --> 01:52:48,566
没有停播肯定有100件吧

2546
01:52:48,733 --> 01:52:49,799
祝你幸福

2547
01:52:52,600 --> 01:52:55,366
哎呀忘把窟窿码放出来了

2548
01:52:55,366 --> 01:52:56,699
是吗是忘了吗

2549
01:52:56,700 --> 01:52:58,866
还是故意扔的起来耐

2550
01:53:01,800 --> 01:53:04,466
也不会有几百件这么多吧

2551
01:53:04,566 --> 01:53:06,766
但是100件应该是有的

2552
01:53:10,700 --> 01:53:12,300
只不过怎么说呢

2553
01:53:12,300 --> 01:53:14,200
我感觉我就算不停播

2554
01:53:14,200 --> 01:53:18,933
可能播出来也效果也不会有那么好了

2555
01:53:21,800 --> 01:53:23,466
人其实最不能接受的

2556
01:53:23,466 --> 01:53:25,399
就是自己的退步嘛

2557
01:53:26,700 --> 01:53:28,900
谢谢网友小酷的爱心

2558
01:53:28,900 --> 01:53:30,733
我已经把你放出来了

2559
01:53:30,733 --> 01:53:32,666
你可以直接发弹幕啦

2560
01:53:32,966 --> 01:53:34,099
红豆你爱啦

2561
01:53:34,100 --> 01:53:36,133
多谢谢谢谢

2562
01:53:36,200 --> 01:53:37,666
太破费啦

2563
01:53:37,966 --> 01:53:41,166
谢谢天地之星的心动盲盒的爱心抱枕

2564
01:53:41,166 --> 01:53:42,966
卧槽你发工资啦

2565
01:53:42,966 --> 01:53:45,933
爹啊长这么大呀

2566
01:53:46,166 --> 01:53:47,533
感谢支持

2567
01:53:47,666 --> 01:53:50,599
谢谢谢谢哦

2568
01:53:50,600 --> 01:53:52,900
今天什么风把您吹来了

2569
01:53:52,900 --> 01:53:53,900
确定不行

2570
01:53:54,466 --> 01:53:58,866
moon in summer moon cocoon my melody

2571
01:54:06,266 --> 01:54:07,266
说燕子不播

2572
01:54:07,266 --> 01:54:09,866
这段时间你的生活步入正轨了

2573
01:54:09,866 --> 01:54:12,099
我要是当时再继续播下去

2574
01:54:12,100 --> 01:54:14,200
可能就要步入铁轨了吧

2575
01:54:16,700 --> 01:54:18,566
这个没有办法后悔吗

2576
01:54:18,566 --> 01:54:20,899
人只能一直向前看了

2577
01:54:20,900 --> 01:54:23,600
我们已经没有办法回到过去了

2578
01:54:24,266 --> 01:54:25,266
也不能说

2579
01:54:25,366 --> 01:54:28,066
假如什么时候做了什么什么就好了

2580
01:54:28,066 --> 01:54:29,533
已经回不去了

2581
01:54:30,533 --> 01:54:31,599
只能说现在做

2582
01:54:31,600 --> 01:54:32,900
好吧好吧

2583
01:54:38,000 --> 01:54:41,300
跟一个作者在他的直播间聊开头

2584
01:54:41,300 --> 01:54:43,333
然后呢往下一刷

2585
01:54:43,333 --> 01:54:45,799
就是我啊

2586
01:54:50,100 --> 01:54:51,733
哎你怎么回事啊

2587
01:54:51,733 --> 01:54:52,666
搞了半天

2588
01:54:53,000 --> 01:54:55,400
我还是你大数据推送的

2589
01:54:55,400 --> 01:54:57,300
你都不知道来看我一眼

2590
01:54:57,300 --> 01:54:58,300
你真是个

2591
01:54:58,533 --> 01:54:59,799
哎算了算了

2592
01:54:59,800 --> 01:55:01,933
就是我今天不能这么叫唤

2593
01:55:02,500 --> 01:55:04,333
燕子你还是忘不了他

2594
01:55:04,333 --> 01:55:05,299
谁啊

2595
01:55:06,366 --> 01:55:08,666
给他一门棍你就忘了

2596
01:55:09,800 --> 01:55:11,466
这不是好办吗

2597
01:55:17,400 --> 01:55:19,700
还好吧至少等到二三年

2598
01:55:19,700 --> 01:55:22,400
虚拟区都在下坡了才停的

2599
01:55:23,100 --> 01:55:25,000
也没有很下坡吧

2600
01:55:25,966 --> 01:55:26,599
其实

2601
01:55:26,600 --> 01:55:29,933
跟上坡下坡之类的关系也不是很大

2602
01:55:29,933 --> 01:55:31,099
主要是跟我自己

2603
01:55:31,100 --> 01:55:34,133
跟大环境其实真没那么明显

2604
01:55:34,766 --> 01:55:36,699
跟大环这种关系真不错吧

2605
01:55:36,700 --> 01:55:38,133
我以为是雪崩

2606
01:55:38,700 --> 01:55:41,966
我吗我当时倒也没雪崩吧

2607
01:55:42,100 --> 01:55:45,533
只能说我感觉心理缺有点什么问题

2608
01:55:45,533 --> 01:55:46,799
也得是去年

2609
01:55:48,300 --> 01:55:50,466
五六月或者7月份之后

2610
01:55:51,733 --> 01:55:53,733
忘不了那个不接你稿的老师

2611
01:55:53,733 --> 01:55:56,133
这么多接了你稿的好画师啊

2612
01:55:56,133 --> 01:55:59,099
人家充满水平充满爱意的给你画画

2613
01:55:59,200 --> 01:56:01,800
你最后忘不了的却是那个不接你稿的

2614
01:56:01,800 --> 01:56:03,366
拒了你单子的老师

2615
01:56:03,366 --> 01:56:04,499
你说说你吧

2616
01:56:04,500 --> 01:56:05,600
是不是在林立林

2617
01:56:05,600 --> 01:56:07,900
霄林身上深刻地体现到了什么

2618
01:56:07,966 --> 01:56:09,899
人性本贱这件事啊

2619
01:56:10,733 --> 01:56:12,866
大环境这样吧

2620
01:56:13,666 --> 01:56:16,299
但是影响我当时停播的那个

2621
01:56:16,300 --> 01:56:18,733
主要还是我自己的原因吧

2622
01:56:18,733 --> 01:56:22,699
我觉得真没想那么多什么大环境

2623
01:56:22,700 --> 01:56:23,466
不大环境

2624
01:56:23,466 --> 01:56:24,766
因为我一直相信

2625
01:56:24,766 --> 01:56:26,999
就有能力的人

2626
01:56:27,100 --> 01:56:28,266
大环境不好也

2627
01:56:28,266 --> 01:56:29,266
做的起来嘛

2628
01:56:29,266 --> 01:56:30,166
没能力的人

2629
01:56:30,166 --> 01:56:32,499
大环境好他多半他也起不来

2630
01:56:33,666 --> 01:56:35,699
我不说我是有能力的人

2631
01:56:35,700 --> 01:56:38,300
只是说嗯

2632
01:56:41,933 --> 01:56:43,566
如果想要回来的话

2633
01:56:44,500 --> 01:56:45,500
大环境不好

2634
01:56:45,500 --> 01:56:48,966
也不是阻拦我的一个本质上的理由

2635
01:56:50,466 --> 01:56:52,499
又不是说你要卡着点停播

2636
01:56:52,500 --> 01:56:53,466
是这样吗

2637
01:56:54,566 --> 01:56:55,399
啊

2638
01:56:55,533 --> 01:56:56,899
没啥新人看的

2639
01:56:56,900 --> 01:57:00,066
就是准确来说

2640
01:57:00,100 --> 01:57:03,600
以皮套这样的形式

2641
01:57:03,600 --> 01:57:05,333
可以整的活

2642
01:57:05,700 --> 01:57:08,666
可以聊的东西啊

2643
01:57:08,666 --> 01:57:11,399
可以做的

2644
01:57:13,000 --> 01:57:18,900
直播内容的种类以及广度和深度

2645
01:57:18,900 --> 01:57:21,900
就大概都被挖完了

2646
01:57:22,600 --> 01:57:25,333
所以说很多的时候

2647
01:57:25,400 --> 01:57:27,900
因为不是有个理论吗

2648
01:57:27,900 --> 01:57:31,400
就是一个人跟他合适的

2649
01:57:31,400 --> 01:57:34,266
这个世界上就完全跟他相合的

2650
01:57:34,266 --> 01:57:35,466
性格爱好呀

2651
01:57:35,466 --> 01:57:36,899
成长经历啊等等等

2652
01:57:37,800 --> 01:57:40,933
跟他能够完全差不多匹配上的

2653
01:57:40,933 --> 01:57:42,733
能有个十来万人吧

2654
01:57:42,933 --> 01:57:44,699
但是你在这十来万人中

2655
01:57:44,700 --> 01:57:46,200
在你的生活里遇到了一个

2656
01:57:46,200 --> 01:57:47,966
你觉得他就是你的灵魂伴侣啊

2657
01:57:47,966 --> 01:57:49,899
或者你的知己啊之类的

2658
01:57:51,366 --> 01:57:53,699
但是这并不因为他是独一无二的

2659
01:57:53,700 --> 01:57:55,133
只是说这十几万人里

2660
01:57:55,133 --> 01:57:56,499
只遇到了一个而已

2661
01:57:56,566 --> 01:58:00,099
当虚拟主播人数特别特别多的情况下

2662
01:58:00,100 --> 01:58:02,333
一定会不可避免的涵盖所有

2663
01:58:02,333 --> 01:58:03,799
能直播的内容

2664
01:58:04,133 --> 01:58:07,566
也会涵盖绝大部分的人设与性格

2665
01:58:07,566 --> 01:58:09,566
美术风格啊之类的

2666
01:58:09,733 --> 01:58:11,933
就各种各样的皮套看下来

2667
01:58:11,933 --> 01:58:14,366
各种各样的中等性格看下来

2668
01:58:14,566 --> 01:58:15,366
然后

2669
01:58:16,066 --> 01:58:19,533
多多少少都会有一些审美疲劳的吧

2670
01:58:19,700 --> 01:58:22,366
尤其没有什么太大的突破的情况下

2671
01:58:22,366 --> 01:58:25,899
还是砸弹唱歌打游戏三板斧

2672
01:58:25,900 --> 01:58:28,400
直播形式也没有什么太大的变化

2673
01:58:29,866 --> 01:58:31,866
谁说的没人直播买字

2674
01:58:31,866 --> 01:58:33,366
有没有可能直播买字的人

2675
01:58:33,366 --> 01:58:35,999
人气都不足以让你看到呀

2676
01:58:36,866 --> 01:58:37,966
你停播的时候

2677
01:58:37,966 --> 01:58:40,866
刚好是最后的好时代过了

2678
01:58:41,100 --> 01:58:42,200
是这样吗

2679
01:58:43,866 --> 01:58:45,166
不知道呢

2680
01:58:45,733 --> 01:58:46,533
喂喂

2681
01:58:47,300 --> 01:58:48,966
嗯

2682
01:58:51,100 --> 01:58:52,800
那是成绩不够

2683
01:58:52,933 --> 01:58:53,866
那倒也是吧

2684
01:58:53,866 --> 01:58:54,966
你现在去直播

2685
01:58:54,966 --> 01:58:57,266
麻子你现在可以去直播

2686
01:58:57,266 --> 01:59:00,399
麻子好歹也会有一些人看吧

2687
01:59:00,766 --> 01:59:02,733
有个百万粉的直播鞋

2688
01:59:03,533 --> 01:59:05,366
你试一下挂个万金

2689
01:59:05,400 --> 01:59:07,100
保证人满为患

2690
01:59:07,900 --> 01:59:09,966
叫什么大西瓜的

2691
01:59:10,366 --> 01:59:12,999
还是有v在推陈出新的

2692
01:59:14,766 --> 01:59:17,333
嗯确实也有吧

2693
01:59:23,966 --> 01:59:26,166
啊感觉牙坏掉了

2694
01:59:26,733 --> 01:59:27,533
哼

2695
01:59:28,400 --> 01:59:30,166
不想摘真不想看牙

2696
01:59:31,666 --> 01:59:33,999
感觉牙有一块坏掉了

2697
01:59:35,566 --> 01:59:38,066
刚才说话的时候感觉

2698
01:59:40,700 --> 01:59:42,700
有一块有一点点疼啊

2699
01:59:43,000 --> 01:59:45,066
以前看燕子像领先版本

2700
01:59:45,066 --> 01:59:47,099
现在看燕子像怀旧服

2701
01:59:48,400 --> 01:59:49,333
是这样吗

2702
01:59:53,333 --> 01:59:54,533
嗯

2703
01:59:56,933 --> 01:59:59,066
主要对于我来说的话

2704
01:59:59,066 --> 02:00:01,966
可能我本人对于性格的理解

2705
02:00:02,200 --> 02:00:06,800
然后仍然还处在一个积累的过程中

2706
02:00:07,333 --> 02:00:11,966
没有达到那种可以发生本质性变化的

2707
02:00:11,966 --> 02:00:13,066
这种情况

2708
02:00:17,733 --> 02:00:20,399
基本只能在跟观众的互动方向

2709
02:00:20,400 --> 02:00:21,166
做文章了

2710
02:00:21,166 --> 02:00:23,966
可能看到的只是曾经的自己不对了

2711
02:00:23,966 --> 02:00:25,333
我其实能意识到

2712
02:00:25,333 --> 02:00:26,733
就是我的成长

2713
02:00:27,000 --> 02:00:31,566
是不足以带来完全全新的直播内容的

2714
02:00:32,200 --> 02:00:36,466
呃可能还是有一些限制吧就是说

2715
02:00:38,166 --> 02:00:41,333
牙坏了赶紧看医生啊

2716
02:00:41,600 --> 02:00:42,600
我不想去

2717
02:00:42,600 --> 02:00:43,933
我怕牙医

2718
02:00:45,566 --> 02:00:47,533
我其实很害怕牙医

2719
02:00:47,533 --> 02:00:51,566
真的尤其害怕那个电钻的声音

2720
02:00:51,566 --> 02:00:55,533
但这种事情只会越拖越严重我知道

2721
02:01:07,066 --> 02:01:08,699
嗯当然是吧

2722
02:01:09,766 --> 02:01:13,666
你们都觉得看牙医你们不会害怕吗

2723
02:01:16,266 --> 02:01:18,299
感觉我每次都很怕

2724
02:01:19,966 --> 02:01:21,499
越拖越疼

2725
02:01:22,666 --> 02:01:23,099
到底

2726
02:01:23,100 --> 02:01:27,966
是吧我都已经刷过两个牙的神经了

2727
02:01:30,533 --> 02:01:34,299
哎虽然说现在记不太清这种疼痛感

2728
02:01:34,300 --> 02:01:36,666
是不是人在回忆疼痛的时候

2729
02:01:36,666 --> 02:01:39,866
会自己把这个事情减轻一点啊

2730
02:01:40,266 --> 02:01:42,333
你一个月干了4颗智齿

2731
02:01:42,333 --> 02:01:43,566
你真猛啊

2732
02:01:44,200 --> 02:01:46,933
哎哎哎不要再说了

2733
02:01:48,866 --> 02:01:49,666
啊啊

2734
02:01:50,966 --> 02:01:53,466
不行不行不行不行啊

2735
02:01:54,300 --> 02:01:57,000
太可怕了太可怕了

2736
02:01:59,666 --> 02:02:01,133
最害怕的一天

2737
02:02:01,600 --> 02:02:05,100
不行不行牙医姐姐再漂亮也没有用我

2738
02:02:05,100 --> 02:02:07,733
以前就是固定开来的

2739
02:02:07,733 --> 02:02:11,333
原因就是漂亮姐姐真的完全欣赏不了

2740
02:02:12,133 --> 02:02:13,366
帅哥也不行

2741
02:02:13,366 --> 02:02:14,699
美女也不行

2742
02:02:15,766 --> 02:02:20,166
只有这个科室主任的那张沧桑的老脸

2743
02:02:20,166 --> 02:02:24,299
能够给我带来一些精神上的安慰啊

2744
02:02:24,300 --> 02:02:25,700
因为他来搞的话

2745
02:02:25,866 --> 02:02:27,166
不会特别痛

2746
02:02:28,333 --> 02:02:31,399
说这次把你前面的顶破了还要播

2747
02:02:31,400 --> 02:02:33,466
哎呀最讨厌这一节

2748
02:02:43,866 --> 02:02:46,866
全麻拔智齿真吓人

2749
02:02:46,866 --> 02:02:50,166
感觉从自己身上挖下来一块肉一样

2750
02:02:54,500 --> 02:02:55,966
我觉得蛮幼稚的

2751
02:02:55,966 --> 02:02:57,099
也挺不好意思

2752
02:02:57,100 --> 02:02:58,700
觉得挺丢人的

2753
02:02:58,766 --> 02:03:00,866
毕竟都长这么大了

2754
02:03:01,533 --> 02:03:05,299
然后你们还像小孩子一样怕

2755
02:03:05,866 --> 02:03:08,099
怕钻牙怕电钻

2756
02:03:08,200 --> 02:03:11,133
然后上那个牙医台子之前

2757
02:03:11,600 --> 02:03:15,133
还会忍不住哭哭哈哈

2758
02:03:16,100 --> 02:03:17,400
挺丢人的

2759
02:03:17,400 --> 02:03:19,766
不想回想这些事情

2760
02:03:20,133 --> 02:03:23,099
所以要是有的选的话

2761
02:03:23,333 --> 02:03:26,333
我希望没有人陪我去看牙医

2762
02:03:26,566 --> 02:03:28,499
因为这样很狼狈的感觉

2763
02:03:28,500 --> 02:03:30,200
就不会被别人看到

2764
02:03:38,000 --> 02:03:38,566
你怎么敢

2765
02:03:38,566 --> 02:03:40,333
假进社会就会怕

2766
02:03:40,333 --> 02:03:43,499
不会吧不会真有人不怕压抑吧

2767
02:03:43,500 --> 02:03:45,000
不会真有人不害怕

2768
02:03:45,000 --> 02:03:48,133
有个电钻在嘴里面锯吧

2769
02:03:49,000 --> 02:03:50,900
你们这么坚强

2770
02:03:51,066 --> 02:03:52,399
真的假的

2771
02:03:53,200 --> 02:03:54,566
我怎么不信啊

2772
02:03:57,533 --> 02:03:58,466
真的吗

2773
02:04:10,700 --> 02:04:11,533
不行不行不行

2774
02:04:11,533 --> 02:04:12,299
我看不了

2775
02:04:12,300 --> 02:04:14,000
我真的看不了一点

2776
02:04:14,400 --> 02:04:17,766
我有看过那种拿牙齿模型去

2777
02:04:17,766 --> 02:04:20,166
什么用树脂补牙呀

2778
02:04:20,166 --> 02:04:22,699
然后什么拔智齿啊之类的

2779
02:04:23,100 --> 02:04:26,600
唯一给我的感觉就是我更害怕了

2780
02:04:29,066 --> 02:04:30,933
哎呀我更害怕了

2781
02:04:30,966 --> 02:04:33,966
完全没有那种啊

2782
02:04:34,800 --> 02:04:36,666
忽然一下子豁然开朗

2783
02:04:36,666 --> 02:04:37,566
什么都不怕了

2784
02:04:37,566 --> 02:04:39,299
一点这样的感觉都没有

2785
02:04:39,300 --> 02:04:41,066
完全不行姐姐

2786
02:04:46,566 --> 02:04:48,999
那就是这首歌啊

2787
02:04:58,100 --> 02:04:59,733
宝宝巴士

2788
02:05:01,600 --> 02:05:03,333
宝宝巴士

2789
02:05:05,366 --> 02:05:07,966
然后我们再想播一下

2790
02:05:08,066 --> 02:05:08,866
再播一会

2791
02:05:08,866 --> 02:05:11,166
然后就下播去睡觉了

2792
02:05:13,266 --> 02:05:13,899
不会觉得

2793
02:05:13,900 --> 02:05:16,500
想拿个镜子研究一下这个是怎么操作

2794
02:05:16,500 --> 02:05:17,733
不会的不会的不会的

2795
02:05:17,733 --> 02:05:18,766
不会的不会的不会

2796
02:05:18,766 --> 02:05:19,599
的不会的

2797
02:05:21,466 --> 02:05:23,099
怎么会有这么变态的想法呢

2798
02:05:23,100 --> 02:05:23,900
不会的不会的

2799
02:05:23,900 --> 02:05:24,566
不会的不会的

2800
02:05:24,566 --> 02:05:25,933
不会的不会的不会的

2801
02:05:27,066 --> 02:05:29,133
我的皮看起来好累

2802
02:05:29,533 --> 02:05:30,366
为什么啊

2803
02:05:37,466 --> 02:05:38,266
为什么

2804
02:05:39,466 --> 02:05:42,066
是因为我看起来嘴没有在动吗

2805
02:05:42,800 --> 02:05:44,466
还是打光的问题啊

2806
02:05:44,800 --> 02:05:47,266
你不是很喜欢做手工吗

2807
02:05:47,300 --> 02:05:50,133
我不想在我的身上开个洞

2808
02:05:50,166 --> 02:05:53,499
然后再用不属于自己身体上的材料

2809
02:05:53,500 --> 02:05:54,733
把它填满

2810
02:05:55,733 --> 02:05:59,933
这不是手工这不是手工啊

2811
02:06:06,366 --> 02:06:07,533
虽然很悲伤

2812
02:06:07,533 --> 02:06:09,933
但是还是跟着音乐摇起来的

2813
02:06:09,933 --> 02:06:12,566
米耶密啊点avi

2814
02:06:14,200 --> 02:06:17,100
眼睛无神眼皮下垂

2815
02:06:21,133 --> 02:06:24,299
非要主播这么来播就好了是吧

2816
02:06:27,533 --> 02:06:28,166
下垂

2817
02:06:28,166 --> 02:06:28,933
颜色

2818
02:06:28,933 --> 02:06:33,166
可爱忠诚聪明天然呆的代表

2819
02:06:36,666 --> 02:06:37,999
自己给自己赚的

2820
02:06:38,000 --> 02:06:38,700
那不行不行

2821
02:06:38,700 --> 02:06:39,933
不行不行不行不行

2822
02:06:39,933 --> 02:06:43,133
不行不行不行不行不行不行不行不行

2823
02:06:48,900 --> 02:06:50,533
啊咬的我头晕

2824
02:06:50,700 --> 02:06:54,533
总之就是牙医这种东西真的好可怕

2825
02:06:58,200 --> 02:07:02,066
这是我唯一不羡慕的高薪职业

2826
02:07:04,333 --> 02:07:07,866
这是我唯一不羡慕的高兴职业

2827
02:07:08,800 --> 02:07:09,666
害怕

2828
02:07:13,666 --> 02:07:14,533
怎么说呢

2829
02:07:14,700 --> 02:07:18,466
就是我之前去做手工的时候

2830
02:07:18,966 --> 02:07:24,166
人家老板拿那个小的那种电动小钻

2831
02:07:24,866 --> 02:07:26,066
给我抛光

2832
02:07:26,266 --> 02:07:28,899
我都会觉得很可怕

2833
02:07:28,900 --> 02:07:31,866
因为听起来有点像牙科诊所的

2834
02:07:31,866 --> 02:07:33,733
电钻的声音啊

2835
02:07:35,133 --> 02:07:36,966
有一种PDSD的感觉

2836
02:07:36,966 --> 02:07:39,333
虽然我不知道这都是怎么养成的

2837
02:07:44,966 --> 02:07:48,333
小的时候也没有特别特别怕呀

2838
02:07:48,333 --> 02:07:49,133
对吧

2839
02:07:49,366 --> 02:07:52,699
人的身体不过是氨基酸构成的机械

2840
02:07:52,700 --> 02:07:54,066
你个飞升党

2841
02:07:56,500 --> 02:07:57,733
分胸打闭嘴

2842
02:08:00,600 --> 02:08:02,733
把世界调成静音

2843
02:08:02,733 --> 02:08:04,699
聆听电串的声音

2844
02:08:06,333 --> 02:08:07,399
啊

2845
02:08:10,000 --> 02:08:12,966
求求了侍女院医生

2846
02:08:12,966 --> 02:08:17,933
楼上楼下楼左楼右都在不停装修

2847
02:08:17,933 --> 02:08:19,299
愿用这个来交换

2848
02:08:19,300 --> 02:08:22,266
不要出现牙龈电钻的声音吧

2849
02:08:23,066 --> 02:08:24,666
中午好仙蜘蛛

2850
02:08:25,600 --> 02:08:28,533
这个月智齿快住空了才去的

2851
02:08:29,466 --> 02:08:32,799
我们之前有个说法就是智齿最好不要

2852
02:08:32,800 --> 02:08:34,666
等它全都长出来

2853
02:08:35,000 --> 02:08:37,100
最好是一开始就拔掉

2854
02:08:37,200 --> 02:08:39,500
有就是有一个尖尖的时候就拔掉

2855
02:08:39,500 --> 02:08:41,466
所以我就是这么拔掉的

2856
02:08:41,966 --> 02:08:46,466
我这个拔掉的方法导致什么呢

2857
02:08:46,566 --> 02:08:49,899
导致他甚至不是正常的拔牙

2858
02:08:49,900 --> 02:08:52,866
他是需要先拿那种像小刀一样的东西

2859
02:08:52,866 --> 02:08:54,933
把牙龈切开一部分

2860
02:08:55,366 --> 02:08:58,933
准确来说他是把那个牙齿挖出来的

2861
02:08:59,000 --> 02:09:01,266
而不是拔掉他的

2862
02:09:01,266 --> 02:09:03,966
你懂吗所以就特别特别的可怕

2863
02:09:05,500 --> 02:09:07,533
一开始会不会聚肉特别多

2864
02:09:07,533 --> 02:09:09,599
就是你要切开那个孔

2865
02:09:10,300 --> 02:09:11,900
真的很可怕吧

2866
02:09:13,200 --> 02:09:14,700
有些天生圣体

2867
02:09:14,700 --> 02:09:16,966
是4颗智齿全长好的

2868
02:09:17,166 --> 02:09:18,199
你别说了

2869
02:09:18,200 --> 02:09:21,166
我当时只拔了下面的两颗

2870
02:09:21,700 --> 02:09:24,333
我现在上面的也长出来了

2871
02:09:24,866 --> 02:09:26,599
但是我真的不想去拔

2872
02:09:26,600 --> 02:09:27,766
我好害怕

2873
02:09:28,600 --> 02:09:30,533
你这得肿上天吧

2874
02:09:30,533 --> 02:09:32,699
然后后面还缝针了吧

2875
02:09:34,566 --> 02:09:36,466
有一天吃饭的时候

2876
02:09:37,800 --> 02:09:40,966
那个缝针的线自己掉出来了

2877
02:09:40,966 --> 02:09:43,699
然后你知道吃着吃着东西

2878
02:09:43,700 --> 02:09:46,200
然后从美好的伤口那个地方

2879
02:09:46,500 --> 02:09:48,200
拽出一根黑色的线

2880
02:09:48,200 --> 02:09:49,566
有多吓人吗

2881
02:09:49,566 --> 02:09:50,699
哈哈

2882
02:09:53,866 --> 02:09:55,266
真的很可怕

2883
02:09:57,766 --> 02:09:58,966
听着有点痛

2884
02:09:58,966 --> 02:10:01,166
那是真的很痛吧

2885
02:10:03,200 --> 02:10:05,366
而且这个东西我不知道为什么

2886
02:10:05,500 --> 02:10:07,766
最先开始痛的不是牙

2887
02:10:07,766 --> 02:10:09,699
最先开始痛的是嗓子

2888
02:10:10,900 --> 02:10:14,566
就是把那个嘴张开去做这个

2889
02:10:14,566 --> 02:10:15,533
拔智齿吗

2890
02:10:15,533 --> 02:10:19,099
好像要张个20分钟半个小时

2891
02:10:19,333 --> 02:10:21,866
总之最先开始痛的是嗓子

2892
02:10:21,900 --> 02:10:23,166
好奇怪啊

2893
02:10:25,166 --> 02:10:27,499
你老忍不住舔那个线头

2894
02:10:27,500 --> 02:10:28,166
对对对对

2895
02:10:28,166 --> 02:10:29,266
有个线头的

2896
02:10:29,266 --> 02:10:30,333
千万别拽他

2897
02:10:30,333 --> 02:10:32,766
要不然的话你也会像我一样

2898
02:10:32,766 --> 02:10:34,933
吃饭的时候把他拽出来

2899
02:10:34,933 --> 02:10:36,366
真很可怕的

2900
02:10:37,466 --> 02:10:39,333
没拆线也能吃东西吗

2901
02:10:39,333 --> 02:10:40,666
我已经忘记了

2902
02:10:40,666 --> 02:10:41,799
过了很久了

2903
02:10:42,066 --> 02:10:43,133
嗓子是为什么

2904
02:10:43,133 --> 02:10:46,099
我可能张嘴张久了就会那样吧

2905
02:10:46,100 --> 02:10:49,666
好奇怪可能我扁桃体有问题吧

2906
02:10:51,900 --> 02:10:54,500
其实要不是一直在直播的话

2907
02:10:54,500 --> 02:10:57,500
我是真的想做个

2908
02:10:57,500 --> 02:10:59,000
扁桃体手术的

2909
02:10:59,000 --> 02:11:01,533
去年差一点就去做了

2910
02:11:03,333 --> 02:11:05,799
后面还是想了想没做

2911
02:11:05,800 --> 02:11:07,533
因为说这东西切掉了之后

2912
02:11:07,533 --> 02:11:10,166
声线可能会有影响吧

2913
02:11:10,166 --> 02:11:11,366
我也挺害怕

2914
02:11:13,000 --> 02:11:14,866
张嘴张久了嗓子干了

2915
02:11:14,866 --> 02:11:17,699
总之就是嗓子先肿了两天呢

2916
02:11:18,666 --> 02:11:20,766
最好还是别吃太刺激的

2917
02:11:20,766 --> 02:11:24,699
万一那个口子又崩了该怎么办哦

2918
02:11:40,700 --> 02:11:42,666
好那我们等一下

2919
02:11:42,666 --> 02:11:45,133
大概要下班啦

2920
02:11:45,600 --> 02:11:46,566
嗓子不会干

2921
02:11:46,566 --> 02:11:48,199
一直在咽自己的血

2922
02:11:48,200 --> 02:11:50,500
不要做这么可怕的事吧

2923
02:11:51,700 --> 02:11:52,500
啊

2924
02:11:53,300 --> 02:11:54,400
这么吓人吗

2925
02:11:54,666 --> 02:11:57,399
主播已经很注意身体健康了

2926
02:11:58,266 --> 02:12:01,366
你怎么能假定主播不注意身体健康呢

2927
02:12:06,900 --> 02:12:08,600
哈喽就哈喽吧

2928
02:12:08,766 --> 02:12:09,333
哎呦

2929
02:12:09,333 --> 02:12:11,399
大家都是坚强的人

2930
02:12:11,766 --> 02:12:14,466
能从牙医的这个台子上面

2931
02:12:14,466 --> 02:12:16,199
完好无损下来的人

2932
02:12:16,200 --> 02:12:18,366
都是很坚强的人

2933
02:12:18,500 --> 02:12:19,800
主播佩服

2934
02:12:21,000 --> 02:12:23,366
主办这个作息我不好说

2935
02:12:23,366 --> 02:12:24,466
有啥呀

2936
02:12:25,266 --> 02:12:27,999
10点10:40睡觉

2937
02:12:28,000 --> 02:12:30,166
这不是很正常的事吗

2938
02:12:31,600 --> 02:12:34,666
这不是很正常的事吗哎

2939
02:12:34,966 --> 02:12:36,899
下播之后兴奋一会

2940
02:12:36,900 --> 02:12:39,200
兴奋到11点来钟啊

2941
02:12:39,733 --> 02:12:41,699
然后困了睡着

2942
02:12:43,366 --> 02:12:45,366
这不是很健康吗

2943
02:12:49,300 --> 02:12:50,333
财运飞猫

2944
02:12:50,333 --> 02:12:51,566
嘴唇世界

2945
02:12:51,700 --> 02:12:53,566
这不是惦记大家吗

2946
02:12:53,566 --> 02:12:54,999
我知道了

2947
02:12:55,000 --> 02:12:56,133
我不嘴唇了

2948
02:12:56,133 --> 02:12:57,366
还不行吗

2949
02:12:58,066 --> 02:12:59,966
真是的好奇怪啊

2950
02:12:59,966 --> 02:13:02,499
怎么有人不想我多说两句话

2951
02:13:03,066 --> 02:13:06,333
想让我早点早点早点不说话是吧

2952
02:13:09,166 --> 02:13:10,066
真奇怪

2953
02:13:22,066 --> 02:13:22,999
拜拜喵

2954
02:13:30,066 --> 02:13:31,766
健康名在发展

2955
02:13:31,766 --> 02:13:32,999
变成男友粉

2956
02:13:33,000 --> 02:13:34,000
是这样吗

2957
02:13:38,900 --> 02:13:41,966
原来健康名是男友粉的前兆啊

2958
02:13:44,000 --> 02:13:46,266
我还觉得挺亲切的

2959
02:13:47,000 --> 02:13:47,933
像妈妈

2960
02:13:51,666 --> 02:13:55,133
原来我妈竟然是我最大的男友粉

2961
02:13:58,066 --> 02:14:00,666
不管什么话题都能一转

2962
02:14:00,666 --> 02:14:05,199
好好吃饭好好睡觉的猫猫妈妈

2963
02:14:07,700 --> 02:14:08,700
怎么还有群

2964
02:14:08,700 --> 02:14:09,733
舰长群了

2965
02:14:09,733 --> 02:14:10,699
舰长群

2966
02:14:11,566 --> 02:14:14,266
直播通知群和关注群

2967
02:14:14,266 --> 02:14:18,133
虽然主播不太不太在里面聊天来着

2968
02:14:19,000 --> 02:14:22,666
在我的关注自动回复里面

2969
02:14:22,666 --> 02:14:24,066
两个全都有

2970
02:14:24,966 --> 02:14:25,466
耶耶

2971
02:14:25,466 --> 02:14:27,899
人的本质是猫猫妈妈

2972
02:14:31,666 --> 02:14:33,133
说着猫猫妈妈

2973
02:14:33,133 --> 02:14:34,799
吃个润喉糖先

2974
02:14:45,466 --> 02:14:46,899
奥数魔刃来了

2975
02:14:51,933 --> 02:14:54,566
宝宝你要少喝水

2976
02:14:54,566 --> 02:14:56,899
少吃蔬菜多熬夜

2977
02:14:56,900 --> 02:14:59,133
没事多在家里呆着

2978
02:14:59,133 --> 02:15:01,066
别整天出去转转

2979
02:15:01,066 --> 02:15:02,333
我知道了

2980
02:15:05,133 --> 02:15:06,499
哎呀谢谢关心

2981
02:15:06,500 --> 02:15:07,733
我知道了

2982
02:15:07,766 --> 02:15:09,566
等我好好的再做哦

2983
02:15:09,566 --> 02:15:10,366
嘿嘿

2984
02:15:19,700 --> 02:15:21,733
这时候给我点赞什么意思啊

2985
02:15:21,733 --> 02:15:24,333
你也认同主播的生活哲学吗

2986
02:15:28,266 --> 02:15:29,399
谢谢你的关心

2987
02:15:31,333 --> 02:15:32,266
宝宝

2988
02:15:32,333 --> 02:15:35,366
你要啊我知道了

2989
02:15:38,466 --> 02:15:39,933
你才刚来

2990
02:15:39,933 --> 02:15:41,999
你骗人都来这么多了

2991
02:15:42,000 --> 02:15:43,600
好了好了要下班了

2992
02:15:45,266 --> 02:15:47,333
没有明日方舟的

2993
02:15:47,333 --> 02:15:50,333
来自星辰里玩

2994
02:15:51,500 --> 02:15:52,533
说起来啊

2995
02:15:52,533 --> 02:15:55,666
下一次直播的手游之类的

2996
02:15:57,200 --> 02:15:59,266
我还挺想播那个什么的

2997
02:15:59,266 --> 02:16:01,266
我还挺想播明朝的

2998
02:16:01,266 --> 02:16:03,499
不知道明朝什么时候公测啊

2999
02:16:03,666 --> 02:16:05,466
明朝什么时候公测啊

3000
02:16:05,666 --> 02:16:09,099
我看上了那个可以变成什么

3001
02:16:09,566 --> 02:16:10,366
我看上了

3002
02:16:10,366 --> 02:16:14,866
那个可以变成自己打过的怪的功能

3003
02:16:16,600 --> 02:16:18,000
像玩那个

3004
02:16:21,200 --> 02:16:22,133
我们小动物

3005
02:16:22,133 --> 02:16:23,133
是不能拒绝

3006
02:16:23,133 --> 02:16:25,699
变成其他小动物这样的功能

3007
02:16:29,800 --> 02:16:31,133
那个感觉有点冯

3008
02:16:31,133 --> 02:16:32,366
就喜欢冯啊

3009
02:16:32,366 --> 02:16:33,566
与其说什么

3010
02:16:34,400 --> 02:16:37,900
你净惦记着自己屎一样的原创功能

3011
02:16:37,900 --> 02:16:41,500
不如多缝点大家叫好叫做的功能是吧

3012
02:16:41,500 --> 02:16:45,400
我现在已经我现在已经就是这样了

3013
02:16:45,400 --> 02:16:49,866
我就希望他多缝点叫好叫做的功能啊

3014
02:16:53,566 --> 02:16:54,966
米少子要攻击

3015
02:16:54,966 --> 02:16:56,499
轮不到米少子要攻击吧

3016
02:16:56,500 --> 02:16:57,566
我不是赛孝子

3017
02:16:57,566 --> 02:16:59,733
米少子他爹别急

3018
02:17:01,066 --> 02:17:04,266
哎我忽然我的嘴好像可以识别嘞

3019
02:17:04,766 --> 02:17:06,899
我的嘴忽然能识别了

3020
02:17:07,166 --> 02:17:08,099
开心

3021
02:17:09,900 --> 02:17:11,566
虽然不是不可以

3022
02:17:11,566 --> 02:17:12,933
但我也没有特别想看

3023
02:17:12,933 --> 02:17:13,933
于老师路过

3024
02:17:13,933 --> 02:17:15,599
摊在瑜伽垫上的肥猫

3025
02:17:15,600 --> 02:17:18,733
我们家连瑜伽垫都没有啊

3026
02:17:18,733 --> 02:17:20,299
还得买个瑜伽垫

3027
02:17:20,300 --> 02:17:23,066
这一个提肚到底要买多少东西啊

3028
02:17:30,733 --> 02:17:33,133
先去二手城收瑜伽垫吧

3029
02:17:34,900 --> 02:17:37,366
不行的话去外面捡个塑料布吧

3030
02:17:38,100 --> 02:17:41,966
好谢谢大家今天的陪伴和支持

3031
02:17:42,700 --> 02:17:43,100
喵喵

3032
02:17:43,100 --> 02:17:45,566
我呢就先下播啦

3033
02:17:46,166 --> 02:17:47,166
好的你

3034
02:17:57,366 --> 02:17:58,166
拜拜

3035
02:18:06,100 --> 02:18:06,900
哎

3036
02:18:08,166 --> 02:18:11,933
没有瑜伽垫的家庭啊有没有呢

3037
02:18:13,133 --> 02:18:14,766
我当时买家具的时候

3038
02:18:14,766 --> 02:18:16,499
好像人家送了一个

3039
02:18:16,500 --> 02:18:18,066
但是在哪呢

3040
02:18:22,466 --> 02:18:23,733
有这

3041
02:18:25,200 --> 02:18:26,000
个

3042
02:18:29,500 --> 02:18:30,800
东西

3043
02:18:31,800 --> 02:18:32,666
别的都不屑

3044
02:18:32,666 --> 02:18:34,499
快乐是自己的没人可以借

3045
02:18:34,533 --> 02:18:36,366
忘记了恨谁有谁忘了谢

3046
02:18:36,366 --> 02:18:37,966
偶尔在情绪会泛滥的夜

3047
02:18:37,966 --> 02:18:40,099
没有人会帮你把你变得更好

3048
02:18:40,300 --> 02:18:41,733
成功只能怪你没有趁早

3049
02:18:41,733 --> 02:18:42,766
每天都要保持前进

3050
02:18:42,766 --> 02:18:44,066
我势必要有成绩的实力

3051
02:18:44,066 --> 02:18:45,399
再跟全新的自己问好

3052
02:18:45,400 --> 02:18:49,133
我知道灯光还在有时候有开

3053
02:18:49,133 --> 02:18:52,766
是好是坏该不该还没来的不想猜

3054
02:18:52,766 --> 02:18:56,499
有谁能真的看得清楚哪里是归宿

3055
02:18:56,500 --> 02:19:00,700
要怎么组未来的拼图先走好每一步

3056
02:19:00,800 --> 02:19:03,800
昨天已经过去明天还没来

3057
02:19:03,900 --> 02:19:07,466
今天的一切就算突然我也不奇怪

3058
02:19:07,600 --> 02:19:11,166
我不再预测未来因为总在意料外

3059
02:19:11,266 --> 02:19:15,666
该在的都会在不管这世界变得多么快

3060
02:19:16,400 --> 02:19:17,400
啊我知道了

3061
02:19:17,400 --> 02:19:18,666
我知道了

3062
02:19:18,666 --> 02:19:19,866
我知道了

3063
02:19:19,866 --> 02:19:22,499
我知道了我知道

3064
02:19:30,100 --> 02:19:31,900
因为刚刚还在

3065
02:19:31,900 --> 02:19:33,766
然后就会为花开

3066
02:19:35,466 --> 02:19:37,366
还没来得及想开

3067
02:19:37,366 --> 02:19:38,766
谁能睁得开

3068
02:19:38,966 --> 02:19:40,766
清楚哪里是归宿

3069
02:19:40,766 --> 02:19:43,066
要怎么组未来的拼图

3070
02:19:43,066 --> 02:19:44,766
先走好每一步

3071
02:19:45,133 --> 02:19:48,199
灯不会在任何时候为我开

3072
02:19:48,200 --> 02:19:50,266
是好是坏该不该

3073
02:19:50,266 --> 02:19:51,933
还没来的不想猜

3074
02:19:51,933 --> 02:19:53,499
有谁能真的看得

3075
02:19:53,500 --> 02:19:55,566
清楚哪里是归宿

3076
02:19:55,566 --> 02:19:57,799
要怎么组未来的拼图

3077
02:19:57,800 --> 02:19:59,666
先走好每一步

3078
02:19:59,866 --> 02:20:01,133
不用去猜

3079
02:20:01,533 --> 02:20:02,333
去猜

3080
02:20:02,733 --> 02:20:03,666
不用去猜

3081
02:20:03,800 --> 02:20:05,533
不用去猜

3082
02:20:06,400 --> 02:20:07,366
不用去猜

3083
02:20:07,500 --> 02:20:08,300
不用去猜

3084
02:20:08,366 --> 02:20:09,166
不用去猜

3085
02:20:10,133 --> 02:20:11,066
不用去猜

3086
02:20:11,133 --> 02:20:11,966
不用去猜

3087
02:20:12,000 --> 02:20:12,866
不用去猜

3088
02:20:12,966 --> 02:20:13,866
不用去猜

3089
02:20:13,933 --> 02:20:14,733
不用去猜

3090
02:20:14,800 --> 02:20:15,933
不浪费时间去猜测

3091
02:20:15,933 --> 02:20:18,066
不未来会碰到的麻烦或惊喜

3092
02:20:18,066 --> 02:20:20,133
虽然也常会有问号跟感叹号出现

3093
02:20:20,133 --> 02:20:21,733
但不让他留在我心里

3094
02:20:21,733 --> 02:20:23,499
曾经我为了去武装我自己

3095
02:20:23,500 --> 02:20:25,400
很快就学会了冷漠和装法

3096
02:20:25,400 --> 02:20:26,566
现在我不想再招

3097
02:20:26,566 --> 02:20:27,499
我只想跟上官

3098
02:20:27,500 --> 02:20:29,266
想永远地活在这当下

3099
02:20:29,266 --> 02:20:30,999
时间已不会为我拉着步子

3100
02:20:31,100 --> 02:20:32,933
干嘛停下来为了选择头疼

3101
02:20:32,933 --> 02:20:34,766
我的新目标就在下个路口

3102
02:20:34,766 --> 02:20:36,366
现在要做的就是加点油门

3103
02:20:36,366 --> 02:20:37,999
当我穿过拥挤的人群

3104
02:20:38,000 --> 02:20:39,866
穿过低谷是被冲洗的人情

3105
02:20:39,866 --> 02:20:41,266
感谢所有为我亮起的人

3106
02:20:41,266 --> 02:20:42,199
在我丧气的时候

3107
02:20:42,200 --> 02:20:44,700
总是仗义的过来按我门铃灯

3108
02:20:44,700 --> 02:20:47,300
不会在任何时候为我开

3109
02:20:47,300 --> 02:20:50,466
是好是坏该不该还没来的不

3110
02:20:50,866 --> 02:20:53,099
华年小钢琴之梦

3111
02:20:53,100 --> 02:20:57,800
乾元江芜湖不归和QQ的

3112
02:21:00,766 --> 02:21:03,066
这是网友小酷的爱心

3113
02:21:03,600 --> 02:21:06,766
这是天九的爱心报纸

3114
02:21:06,900 --> 02:21:08,600
红灯爱心带走