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me

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don't call me

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don't

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know

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me

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没到上班的点吗

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我记得到了吧

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今天不是周三早上9点半吗

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对啊怎么能说我突然就播呢

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这不是正好这个点吗

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啊

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没问题啊

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现在是周二下午5点半

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别骗我啊

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你哪个时区的

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么手滑一朵小花都要告诉我呀

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你这也太伤人心了吧

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啊猫猫猫咪对吧

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每每个月坚持半勤

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不说全勤了

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每个月高强度直播16天

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送主播一朵小花也得说

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哎

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怎么会这样哎

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以后说是手滑了

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你这样真的很伤人

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哎

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浪漫的念头速度压抑藏着光明

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morning morning

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自从你看到OC的

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代价是q

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怎么不唱完啊啊

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这QQ音乐真烦人啊

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剩最后一个剧没唱完啊

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浑身难受

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真是

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嗨

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嗨

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早上好早上好

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还有还有

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为了老头环DLC

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只能牺牲掉主播的舰长了

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你就不能努努力两个都拿下吗

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对吧

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你在电脑上悠哉悠哉的游玩老头环DLC

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急眼了的时候

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可以拿主播 2月的见长礼物啊

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可爱伟大的猫猫

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猫咪的这个什么呃满月啊

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彩色把手的啊

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这个好吃

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马克杯啊

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喝水是吧

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急眼的时候狂灌一杯

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这不是完美的绝配吗

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一想到自己老头环对吧

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老菜老死

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看看杯子上的猫猫

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猫咪自己就得到了安慰

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没事的

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这个房间里有一个家伙比我更菜是吧

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你直播DLC耶人

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就可以省下DLC给你上剑

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你可别骗我哦

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耶人耶人才不会

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谢谢好人的疯狂应援

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轰到你阿里嘎多萨奇布利亚

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好的哈喽哈喽早上好

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宫崎英高也是米娅

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好吧

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你说的对呀

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谢谢康纳的小花

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感谢支持

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早上好早上好

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纯干还有老头环

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全城就你

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打的好就不用告诉我了

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打的差再告诉我吧

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哎呀

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主播最近感觉是什么

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有一种哆啦咪发作的那种意思啊

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好想好想找个手游送钱啊

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啊呸好想找个手游打工啊

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为什么呀

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哎呀

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自从主播怎么说呢

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退坑了那两个看热闹

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下载的迷你游戏之后

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总觉得每天不打开个手游

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挂在那边上一会班吧

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就浑身难受

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但是介于什么

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介于这个来自星辰的精彩优越表现啊

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我的评价是暂时跟鹰角网络离婚啊

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这个以后复不

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复婚要看周末季的表现

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哈哈

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没办法呀

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话说家国留学生能买花生米发射器吗

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你说的这个花生米发射器是不是

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呃呃我们理解的是一样的吗

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不但啊谢谢

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扣扣在主播米亚直播间开通了

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舰长我就知道

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老头怀啊

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对吧全成就了

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一年人肯定可以

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好东西艾力开得了

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QQ加劳动怀

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第二期什么时候发售啊啊

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感谢Zcy sky

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谢谢我爹

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QQ奖见长

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太破费了

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红到你奥利奥多啊啊

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哎那是你说的啊

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对不起对不起

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主播有点恼死啊

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主播主播脑子不太好用

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刚睡醒刚睡醒

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哈哈哈

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花生米发射器家国说最多5发

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不会吧只要你考了那个持枪证啊

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不用不用

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不用那个证书的话

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你想买那个什么长一点的短一点的

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大一点的小一点的啊

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这个一梭子蛮多的跟一梭子蛮少的

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应该都可以啊

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但是要分地方

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毕竟家国还是蛮大的

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并不是所有省份的

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这个关于这方面的管控都一样啊

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主播所在的这个地方买的

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要求好像严格一点

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听说左边跟右边都有几个省份

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没那么严格的

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可以考啊

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没什么问题啊

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对不起啊

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哎

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这个主播的

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主播对于弹幕的记忆

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一次性得3分钟了

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主播主播

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主播应该转生成鱼

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不应该当猫了

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鱼吃多了脑力也不太好用了

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思密万森

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原谅我吧

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你不说话我心里特别不安

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原谅我吧

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啊

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早上好可可酱早上好

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好人早上好

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贝拉早上好

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天津早上好

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康纳早上好

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小熊猫猫早上好

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小叶早上好

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网友小酷早上

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好紫衣早上好

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竹竿藤鸣

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左右猫猫

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唉终于念起来

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早上好钱老师

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早上好小钢琴

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早上好我自己

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米呀米娅

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早上好饭团

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早上好猫猫

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显卡早上好

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呆子老师

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早上好文静

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早上好梦瑶

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还有还有

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不容易啊

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总之我不喜欢念人的全名

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我不喜欢念人的全名

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主要是因为我喜欢给大家起外号

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喜欢给大家起外号

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就是什么

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7.65的花生米太难找了

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你对于这个花生米的使用

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还有还有尺寸的要求吗

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不是这个也有

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也有什么吗

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主播我818天了

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有借网8一八的东西看吗

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好像还真没有什么八里八里东西

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最近主播都不太吃这些瓜的

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看到这些瓜自动屏蔽下去

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哎呀

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7.92的可以用3606搓一搓

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你们已经进化到

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手搓花生米的程度了吗

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谢谢狗狗选卡的心愿

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盲盒的情书呀

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感谢支持

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谢谢谢谢

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早上好小钢铁

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早早早早早早

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哈

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哎呀妈呀

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继续说这个手游打工的问题啊

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那要是恢复什么上剑打深渊

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这是绝对不可能的

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哈哈这是绝对不可能的

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但是感觉

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最近确实没有什么我比较感兴趣的

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那种游戏能玩

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不管是2D的还是3D的

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感觉主播对于游戏的这个评价标准

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还是蛮奇怪的

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就很多人说

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主播玩这个游戏是个垃圾游戏

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但主播看他那个界面和UI

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反而还觉得也没有那么垃圾

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呃

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有一些比较怎么声名在外

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或者说最近比较热门的手游啊啊

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感觉都了解了一下

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没有什么兴趣去下载一下

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就陷入了一个空窗期啊

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现在

226
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能不能有一些什么饱受期待的啊

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万众瞩目的内测好评大作啊

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就是什么绝绝什么什么0啊

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明什么什么潮啊

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或者是今天刚拿到版号的

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什么无无限暖暖啊之类的能不能

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赶快升啊

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赶快升抓住一下这个这个那什么啊

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抓住一下这个市场的空档期是吧

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狠狠的拉残一波我们鹰角网络的1234

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这个游戏啊

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试试重逢未来1999

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主要我感觉我对于1999的那个战斗

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好像不是特别感兴趣而且

240
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其实不太喜欢英语配音的游戏

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虽然他配的感觉还挺好的

242
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但是感觉不太喜欢英语配音的游戏

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总有种神经紧张的感觉

244
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哈啊

245
00:11:23,566 --> 00:11:24,466
什么所以

246
00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:27,666
燕子考不考虑整两把花生米发射器

247
00:11:27,666 --> 00:11:29,766
我觉得对于我来说

248
00:11:29,966 --> 00:11:34,133
先把驾照搞下来才是最实用的吧

249
00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:36,500
花生米发射器还是算了

250
00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:40,566
主要这个东西拿到手里很难保

251
00:11:40,566 --> 00:11:42,466
会不会哪一天哎呦

252
00:11:42,466 --> 00:11:44,666
这个越小思维越打结

253
00:11:44,666 --> 00:11:47,199
整个人感觉自己人生像一团乱麻

254
00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,966
然后抓起手边的花生米发射器啊

255
00:11:49,966 --> 00:11:52,966
给自己来点之类的啊

256
00:11:52,966 --> 00:11:55,266
我不能保证拿到它之后

257
00:11:55,266 --> 00:11:57,399
我会用它做什么呀

258
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,066
还是很可怕的呀

259
00:12:00,066 --> 00:12:02,533
这个为了避免这种这种情况呀

260
00:12:02,533 --> 00:12:03,466
哎呀好吧

261
00:12:03,966 --> 00:12:04,899
肥猫哈喽

262
00:12:04,900 --> 00:12:07,400
李小玲能直播学吗学什么

263
00:12:12,133 --> 00:12:14,499
可以直播欧卡模拟器2

264
00:12:14,733 --> 00:12:15,566
这是什么

265
00:12:16,700 --> 00:12:18,900
欧卡模拟器2是什么东西啊

266
00:12:20,066 --> 00:12:22,299
怀疑肥猫是刀刀烈火

267
00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:24,500
都能玩的津津有味的

268
00:12:25,466 --> 00:12:29,699
没有吧我对于画面和UI还有怎么说

269
00:12:29,766 --> 00:12:31,133
整体的这个

270
00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:35,966
整体这个游戏你可以画质不太好

271
00:12:35,966 --> 00:12:38,799
你也可以看起来没有那么成熟

272
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,733
但是呃不能

273
00:12:40,733 --> 00:12:44,666
是那种美术风格太辣眼睛

274
00:12:44,666 --> 00:12:47,566
或者说是太简约了哦

275
00:12:47,566 --> 00:12:50,399
我试着下了一下那个战双啊

276
00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,766
不要问我为什么战双四周年了

277
00:12:52,766 --> 00:12:54,566
我才下一个战双来玩

278
00:12:54,933 --> 00:12:56,899
因为我根本就没有感觉到

279
00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:58,933
战双已经四周年了

280
00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:00,866
可能是因为这个

281
00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:04,400
他刚刚发布的时候一看是动作游戏

282
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:07,500
我就没什么没什么想玩的愿望啊

283
00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:10,566
后面也经常刷到他的一些宣传片

284
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:11,400
什么什么

285
00:13:11,533 --> 00:13:15,666
呃跳芭蕾的那个邦比娜塔呀

286
00:13:15,933 --> 00:13:18,099
还有那个人鱼啊啊

287
00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:20,266
那个叫什么赛什么什么什么

288
00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:22,666
呃这个角色发布的时候

289
00:13:22,666 --> 00:13:25,499
我首页都是这个角色的推荐广告

290
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:26,966
我觉得还挺漂亮的

291
00:13:26,966 --> 00:13:28,799
其实他还挺漂亮的吧

292
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,966
但是呃

293
00:13:30,966 --> 00:13:32,133
怎么说呢

294
00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:35,066
当时觉得他是个动作游戏啊

295
00:13:35,066 --> 00:13:38,199
而且主播这个手残深渊都打不满的

296
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:39,900
就没有必要去玩动作游戏

297
00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:41,200
自取其辱吧

298
00:13:41,366 --> 00:13:42,599
现在觉得没什么事

299
00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:44,100
实在没什么事干了

300
00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:45,966
然后把战双下下来

301
00:13:46,100 --> 00:13:48,566
把那个新手的第一章剧情打了

302
00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:50,133
大概打了半个小时吧

303
00:13:50,266 --> 00:13:53,133
最大的体验就是人物的那个

304
00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:55,766
一开始新手教程的那个时候

305
00:13:55,966 --> 00:13:57,999
那个对话框跟人物例

306
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:01,500
会让我有一种这是一个独立游戏

307
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,866
而不是一个商业手游的感觉

308
00:14:05,933 --> 00:14:06,066
就

309
00:14:06,066 --> 00:14:10,799
可能我还是不太适应这个UI的风格吧

310
00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:11,766
虽然这个游戏

311
00:14:11,766 --> 00:14:14,866
他的重点应该也不在剧情和演出上面

312
00:14:14,866 --> 00:14:17,499
呀也可能后面会变得好一些

313
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:18,800
但是前面的时候

314
00:14:18,933 --> 00:14:22,133
每次一看到他们那个对话框的字体

315
00:14:22,533 --> 00:14:23,999
我感觉他那个字体

316
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:24,600
还不如

317
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:27,366
哔哩哔哩直播机自带的这个弹幕字体

318
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:28,566
让人看的舒服呢

319
00:14:28,566 --> 00:14:30,966
就感觉蛮蛮奇怪的

320
00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,400
真的蛮奇怪的啊对

321
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:34,666
人鱼拉尼

322
00:14:34,733 --> 00:14:36,566
我们直播间耶耶人有

323
00:14:36,566 --> 00:14:39,099
没有长时间玩战双的呀

324
00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:40,666
啊有吗

325
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:45,300
感觉也就剧情值得吹一下啊

326
00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:46,900
我被气死掉了耶

327
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,166
开心开心

328
00:14:51,066 --> 00:14:52,166
总之教过没有

329
00:14:52,166 --> 00:14:53,766
城堡法和不退让

330
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,733
城堡法是什么东西啊

331
00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:59,699
是嫣嫣公主所在的土地

332
00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:04,600
自动划分为2894962所属的城堡吗

333
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,766
啊这么浪漫的这个法则吗

334
00:15:08,766 --> 00:15:12,199
天呐我所在之处就是公主我的城堡

335
00:15:12,466 --> 00:15:13,599
我就喜欢这个

336
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:15,300
哈哈哈啊

337
00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:16,700
就喜欢这个

338
00:15:17,366 --> 00:15:19,799
家国0元购也没有米国这样

339
00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:20,766
是吧那所以说

340
00:15:20,766 --> 00:15:23,133
家国这边代购的这个金额

341
00:15:23,133 --> 00:15:24,399
始终压不下去啊

342
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:25,000
归根结底

343
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,933
就是0元购的现象实在是太少了

344
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:32,200
就是可以正当打花生的法律不是

345
00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:34,333
不要戳穿我的幻想

346
00:15:34,766 --> 00:15:38,466
城堡法就是嫣嫣公主裙摆以下的土地

347
00:15:38,466 --> 00:15:41,533
全部都是嫣嫣公主的领土啊

348
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:44,299
啊和嫣嫣公主的城堡呢

349
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,200
干嘛发这个

350
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:53,266
欧卡是模拟开卡车的

351
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,333
什么跑跑卡丁车吗

352
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:01,933
为什么呀

353
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,800
为什么要玩这个啊

354
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,666
不过卡车司机好像是这边一个

355
00:16:10,666 --> 00:16:14,666
非常典型的高收入

356
00:16:14,733 --> 00:16:16,733
也算算高收入嘛

357
00:16:17,133 --> 00:16:18,966
白领里面的高收入行业

358
00:16:18,966 --> 00:16:20,999
主要就是它不太安全吧

359
00:16:22,766 --> 00:16:25,199
在国内应该也不太安全来着

360
00:16:27,366 --> 00:16:28,933
不算动作游戏吗

361
00:16:28,933 --> 00:16:30,733
5不算动作游戏吧

362
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,300
而且主播现在不怎么玩5了

363
00:16:33,666 --> 00:16:36,399
主要是这个游戏联机的游戏

364
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,766
操作不好就可以甩锅

365
00:16:38,933 --> 00:16:41,133
就像是5V5的模板游戏

366
00:16:41,266 --> 00:16:43,999
你们输了就可以甩锅给队友啊

367
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:45,800
打野都不在

368
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,800
打野不在为什么要在啊

369
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:49,100
上单扛不住压

370
00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:50,133
上单扛不住压

371
00:16:50,133 --> 00:16:51,533
这把怎么赢啊

372
00:16:51,733 --> 00:16:53,099
ad这把

373
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:56,366
天天跟他那个辅助女朋友黏黏糊糊

374
00:16:56,366 --> 00:16:57,766
根本不知道打团

375
00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,333
这把赢都赢不了啊

376
00:16:59,333 --> 00:16:59,533
是吧

377
00:16:59,533 --> 00:17:02,666
我作为中单当然获得这局的最终指

378
00:17:02,666 --> 00:17:04,699
点权我KDA是正的

379
00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:05,500
哎

380
00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:07,400
啊这叫五一啊对吧

381
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:10,300
这个1V4不公平竞技游戏啊

382
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:13,066
队友有一个小学生啊

383
00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:15,699
还有我一个人在境外

384
00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:17,966
非要硬着头皮犟嘴玩

385
00:17:17,966 --> 00:17:20,466
国服延迟三四百

386
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:23,800
走路卡的要死的这个这个这个

387
00:17:24,733 --> 00:17:26,099
哎刘子

388
00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:30,366
然后还有这个一个什么的一个混子

389
00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:33,333
然后还有一个就想着自己跑一个的

390
00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:36,366
这种这种队友你就可以互相甩锅呀

391
00:17:36,566 --> 00:17:38,699
就不会攻击到自己的尊严

392
00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:40,366
也不会质疑操作水平

393
00:17:40,366 --> 00:17:42,466
问就是匹配机制不好

394
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,099
这样你可以直播学开车了

395
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:49,466
我不行我开不了车

396
00:17:49,466 --> 00:17:49,999
我要开车

397
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,166
游戏脑袋疼

398
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:54,066
不管是对着屏幕开车

399
00:17:54,466 --> 00:17:58,166
还是去那种游戏厅

400
00:17:58,533 --> 00:18:00,899
不每个游戏厅不都会有那种

401
00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:03,066
那种塑料小摩托

402
00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:06,466
对着个屏幕开跑跑卡丁车的游戏吗

403
00:18:06,466 --> 00:18:07,766
我真玩不了

404
00:18:08,466 --> 00:18:11,866
我之前跟那个呃晴子

405
00:18:11,866 --> 00:18:15,266
我们两个实在是太无聊了

406
00:18:15,266 --> 00:18:17,866
然后跑到游戏厅里面玩了一下午

407
00:18:17,866 --> 00:18:20,933
把里面所有的有限的机子都玩了一遍

408
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:24,566
啊包括那种运动类的什么呃

409
00:18:24,566 --> 00:18:27,366
两个人联机打枪啊

410
00:18:27,366 --> 00:18:31,966
打僵尸啊什么什么什么呃骑摩托呀

411
00:18:32,133 --> 00:18:34,799
然后开车呀这种赛车的

412
00:18:34,966 --> 00:18:36,466
还有什么滑雪

413
00:18:36,466 --> 00:18:37,666
模拟滑雪板

414
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,333
怎么会有模拟滑雪板

415
00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:41,266
这种难玩的机器啊

416
00:18:41,366 --> 00:18:42,766
你对着个屏幕

417
00:18:42,766 --> 00:18:45,966
然后踩在一块板子上面左右摇晃

418
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:51,400
你的身体倾斜程度最多也就15度吧

419
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:55,500
屏幕上的你已经凌空翻了三个滚翻了

420
00:18:55,766 --> 00:18:57,699
一点代入感都没有

421
00:18:57,700 --> 00:18:58,500
哎呀

422
00:18:59,066 --> 00:19:00,066
真真难玩

423
00:19:00,066 --> 00:19:00,333
这个

424
00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:03,466
这个机子是我觉得最c对b的机子啊

425
00:19:03,466 --> 00:19:04,766
一点意思都没有

426
00:19:05,266 --> 00:19:06,999
开卡车主要是累

427
00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:09,533
是不是还蛮危险的来着

428
00:19:09,533 --> 00:19:12,466
承包法就是有人未知允许闯入我家

429
00:19:12,466 --> 00:19:13,199
你可以用不限

430
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:13,900
任何方法

431
00:19:13,900 --> 00:19:14,733
喂花生

432
00:19:14,733 --> 00:19:15,933
我们魔法少女

433
00:19:15,933 --> 00:19:19,566
不需要使用枪械来攻击别人啊

434
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:23,399
战双的话我的深红球影自己在操作

435
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,933
我知道我知道

436
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,700
深红球影是那个露露露露西亚

437
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:31,933
因为我一登陆他就跟我说哎

438
00:19:31,933 --> 00:19:32,966
你好指挥官

439
00:19:32,966 --> 00:19:34,666
我们现在就剩一天了

440
00:19:34,666 --> 00:19:36,799
你看这个特别特别好看的

441
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,933
这个深红色的这个角色啊

442
00:19:39,166 --> 00:19:41,733
跟那个贼好看这个白色双马尾

443
00:19:41,733 --> 00:19:43,133
他俩在up哎

444
00:19:43,166 --> 00:19:44,333
快抽快抽

445
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,900
你看看你这个新手拿到的这个

446
00:19:46,900 --> 00:19:48,333
这个红黑毛

447
00:19:48,533 --> 00:19:51,466
你看你模型面数都比人家少一半

448
00:19:51,933 --> 00:19:54,199
你再看看我们最新推出的这个

449
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,100
高强度的

450
00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:57,900
这个拿大圆盘的角色哇

451
00:19:57,900 --> 00:19:59,333
简直就是一打一大片

452
00:19:59,333 --> 00:20:00,766
看看这两位数的伤害

453
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:03,066
快来抽我们这个什么什么什么吧

454
00:20:03,266 --> 00:20:05,999
结果我一登录我就想去抽个卡嘛

455
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:07,766
正常来说

456
00:20:07,766 --> 00:20:08,966
这种游戏新手

457
00:20:08,966 --> 00:20:12,066
他应该会给你蛮多东西的吧

458
00:20:12,066 --> 00:20:13,133
起码邮箱里面

459
00:20:13,133 --> 00:20:17,166
可能会有一些过去的补偿之类的

460
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:20,166
但是我一打开邮箱啥也没有

461
00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:22,200
然后我就觉得这游戏真是

462
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,600
哎这游戏真是

463
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:25,666
真是怎么说呢

464
00:20:25,666 --> 00:20:26,866
不是说它不好啊

465
00:20:26,866 --> 00:20:29,466
而是说这游戏太公事公办了

466
00:20:29,866 --> 00:20:32,999
一点都不让我这种热爱自称号的

467
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,133
专控制玩家

468
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:36,766
得到回家的温暖啊

469
00:20:39,766 --> 00:20:43,666
便利店因为0元购太多好像要撤店了

470
00:20:43,766 --> 00:20:46,333
这边如果去市中心的话

471
00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:48,466
也会有那种0元购太多

472
00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:51,966
导致麦当劳倒闭之类的都市传说啊

473
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:55,000
本来有24小时开门的麦当劳的

474
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,933
之前有一家还是哪里来着

475
00:20:58,366 --> 00:21:00,199
反正我们附近本来有一家

476
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:01,333
后面关掉了

477
00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:03,299
就是因为0元购太多了

478
00:21:03,366 --> 00:21:04,266
那个玻璃呀

479
00:21:04,266 --> 00:21:06,999
老碎啊一周碎两次

480
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,700
刚把那个玻璃修好

481
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:10,266
然后啪啪又砸碎了然

482
00:21:10,266 --> 00:21:11,166
后他们很烦

483
00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:12,299
干脆就跑了

484
00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:14,966
危险是超载

485
00:21:14,966 --> 00:21:16,933
疲劳驾驶和职业病友

486
00:21:16,933 --> 00:21:18,966
说卡是这样的

487
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:22,266
自从有了隐蔽携带许可证

488
00:21:22,266 --> 00:21:25,666
你去市中心都得穿上便捷发射器

489
00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:28,766
你会不会直接被当成那个什么

490
00:21:28,766 --> 00:21:30,099
按下去啊

491
00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:33,700
当周围没有危险分子的时候啊

492
00:21:33,733 --> 00:21:36,699
身穿这个兜帽卫衣啊

493
00:21:36,700 --> 00:21:39,400
外面套一件大黑羽绒服

494
00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:42,966
穿着这个上面沾点灰的鞋子

495
00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:46,066
然后面色不祥啊

496
00:21:46,066 --> 00:21:47,299
表情冷酷

497
00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:49,966
你看起来就是比较危险的那种

498
00:21:50,066 --> 00:21:54,999
哈哈说之前跟我讲说

499
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:59,133
他那个下晚课回家的时候

500
00:21:59,133 --> 00:22:00,933
大概9十点钟吧

501
00:22:00,933 --> 00:22:03,099
做那个公交回家

502
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:04,900
因为当时比较冷

503
00:22:04,900 --> 00:22:07,266
他就穿了一身大黑羽绒服

504
00:22:07,266 --> 00:22:09,266
然后黑裤子黑鞋子

505
00:22:09,733 --> 00:22:12,099
把这个帽子扣在脸上

506
00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:14,799
他这样上到公交车上的时候

507
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,566
他感觉这个公交车的气氛

508
00:22:16,566 --> 00:22:18,299
明显的一致啊

509
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:19,933
他把这个帽子摘下来

510
00:22:19,933 --> 00:22:21,699
露出了他女生的面容

511
00:22:21,700 --> 00:22:24,200
明显觉得所有人都松了一口气

512
00:22:26,533 --> 00:22:29,699
没有想到危险分子竟然是我自己啊

513
00:22:29,766 --> 00:22:30,566
哎呀

514
00:22:31,733 --> 00:22:35,266
前一阵自己问呃呃我

515
00:22:36,066 --> 00:22:38,933
我今天还看了说为什么呃

516
00:22:38,933 --> 00:22:40,966
虽然有点没什么关系啊

517
00:22:41,300 --> 00:22:44,733
关于什么地铁上有人被人推下站台

518
00:22:44,733 --> 00:22:47,399
然后就比较悲剧的这种事情

519
00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:49,766
今天还看了说

520
00:22:49,766 --> 00:22:53,166
为什么日本那边有这么多卧轨的社畜

521
00:22:53,166 --> 00:22:55,999
或者是学生党啊之类的

522
00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:56,666
为什么

523
00:22:56,666 --> 00:22:59,666
日本的地铁还是不修成封闭式的

524
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:03,333
说因为这个呃

525
00:23:03,333 --> 00:23:03,966
美国

526
00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:08,066
日本这些地方的地铁建的有点太早了

527
00:23:08,066 --> 00:23:08,866
所以说

528
00:23:09,266 --> 00:23:12,399
不是所有的这个地铁规格都一样

529
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,133
实际上明显是

530
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:17,400
所有的地铁规格好像都不太一样

531
00:23:17,733 --> 00:23:20,366
而且还会有很多的地上铁啊

532
00:23:20,366 --> 00:23:21,399
之类的部分

533
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,800
所以就很难去修

534
00:23:23,900 --> 00:23:26,800
外边的那个车玻璃门不像国内

535
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:27,933
的那种吗

536
00:23:28,066 --> 00:23:30,333
国内的那种地铁都是

537
00:23:32,133 --> 00:23:35,566
都是外面有一层玻璃门的就没法修啊

538
00:23:35,566 --> 00:23:37,699
是啊今天还在看这个事情

539
00:23:38,533 --> 00:23:40,966
呃然后我本来以为

540
00:23:40,966 --> 00:23:43,399
那个评论区下面会讨论一些

541
00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:45,900
关于这个精神压力啊

542
00:23:45,900 --> 00:23:47,466
或者是缓解啊

543
00:23:47,466 --> 00:23:50,066
什么什么这个社会氛围啊

544
00:23:50,066 --> 00:23:53,699
就为什么会经常出现卧轨这种情况的

545
00:23:53,700 --> 00:23:57,733
这个这个讨论结果下面全是在讨论

546
00:23:57,933 --> 00:24:01,899
假设说你因此噶掉的话

547
00:24:02,066 --> 00:24:03,866
而你的身体不完整

548
00:24:04,300 --> 00:24:06,266
你下辈子还能不能做人

549
00:24:06,266 --> 00:24:07,899
然后他们吵了800楼

550
00:24:09,566 --> 00:24:10,399
所以有的时候

551
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,533
这个关于这种事情的讨论

552
00:24:12,533 --> 00:24:14,866
也是蛮蛮出乎意料的

553
00:24:14,866 --> 00:24:16,699
而比较出乎意料的

554
00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:21,666
这种东西真的就是修太早真的不好

555
00:24:22,300 --> 00:24:24,866
哎呦就那种修的特别早的

556
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:27,000
公共的这种

557
00:24:27,566 --> 00:24:29,699
呃交通的办法呀

558
00:24:29,700 --> 00:24:30,666
怎么说呢

559
00:24:31,766 --> 00:24:32,899
现在就地铁吧

560
00:24:32,900 --> 00:24:34,400
地铁修太早的话

561
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,733
整个设施都非常非常的旧

562
00:24:36,766 --> 00:24:39,533
然后到现在就很落后的

563
00:24:43,300 --> 00:24:46,566
上海也不是所有站台全封闭了

564
00:24:50,266 --> 00:24:52,799
是因为就是见的太早了吗

565
00:24:52,866 --> 00:24:54,066
我不知道哎

566
00:24:54,566 --> 00:24:58,899
主播哎主播好像没有去过学校哎

567
00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:01,066
有吗没有吗

568
00:25:08,566 --> 00:25:12,099
去年圣诞节回家去了趟英国

569
00:25:12,133 --> 00:25:13,466
你家在英国吗

570
00:25:14,733 --> 00:25:16,666
那地铁差不多吧

571
00:25:16,666 --> 00:25:20,999
最先修的这一批都是挺那个什么的

572
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:22,566
但是脑补一下

573
00:25:22,566 --> 00:25:26,133
这东西就相当于什么先通车的地方

574
00:25:26,133 --> 00:25:28,699
然后但是他通的是绿皮火车

575
00:25:28,966 --> 00:25:32,199
跟最近这两年修的高铁呀

576
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,066
什么什么城轨呀之类的

577
00:25:34,066 --> 00:25:35,566
那根本没法比嘛

578
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:37,333
这不是很正常吗

579
00:25:40,333 --> 00:25:41,666
站着得弯腰

580
00:25:41,700 --> 00:25:43,366
这么矮真的吗

581
00:25:43,900 --> 00:25:46,366
哎呦还是经典那个意林体啊

582
00:25:46,366 --> 00:25:47,766
我一想就想笑

583
00:25:47,966 --> 00:25:49,933
怎么迷信这些东西呢

584
00:25:50,066 --> 00:25:52,666
什么德国的自动贩卖机

585
00:25:52,766 --> 00:25:53,966
往下挖一米

586
00:25:53,966 --> 00:25:56,733
下面有油纸包着的零件和螺丝

587
00:25:57,166 --> 00:25:57,866
要去青岛的

588
00:25:57,866 --> 00:26:00,133
下水道里面有人家这个

589
00:26:00,133 --> 00:26:04,466
给你留下的这个结构示意图啊

590
00:26:04,466 --> 00:26:05,133
还有什么

591
00:26:05,133 --> 00:26:07,366
在这个伦敦的地铁上

592
00:26:07,366 --> 00:26:09,299
大家都保持安静

593
00:26:09,700 --> 00:26:11,400
从来都不大声喧哗

594
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:13,466
每个人都拿着一本书在看

595
00:26:13,466 --> 00:26:14,366
不像是什么

596
00:26:14,366 --> 00:26:17,133
不像是现代的这个年轻人啊

597
00:26:17,133 --> 00:26:17,766
啊他

598
00:26:17,766 --> 00:26:20,799
他年轻人只知道玩手机

599
00:26:20,933 --> 00:26:23,566
我真是不知道都是谁在写这个东西啊

600
00:26:23,566 --> 00:26:26,399
哎呀天都不欢迎我

601
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:27,666
哈喽啊韭菜

602
00:26:27,966 --> 00:26:28,899
哈喽哈喽

603
00:26:29,900 --> 00:26:31,900
你下次早点来嘛

604
00:26:31,900 --> 00:26:33,866
哎呀我们我们

605
00:26:33,866 --> 00:26:37,533
开局之后就不怎么挨个点名欢迎了

606
00:26:37,533 --> 00:26:39,533
主要是我太单现场了

607
00:26:39,533 --> 00:26:42,899
你懂吧除非是我正好抬头看的

608
00:26:42,900 --> 00:26:44,100
正在看弹幕

609
00:26:44,100 --> 00:26:47,200
否则呃就很多时候还是

610
00:26:48,566 --> 00:26:51,866
啊你们到底想不想被欢迎了

611
00:26:51,866 --> 00:26:54,999
哎呀我啊

612
00:26:55,866 --> 00:26:57,299
刚刚在上班

613
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,133
嗯嗯纸妹纸

614
00:26:59,133 --> 00:27:00,966
里面包一个工程师

615
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,100
这样吧你去那个什么

616
00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:05,866
等到你十年以后

617
00:27:05,866 --> 00:27:07,766
来贝勒贝利虚拟主播去

618
00:27:07,766 --> 00:27:10,333
你觉得大家都很不好看的时候

619
00:27:10,733 --> 00:27:13,966
你就在这个网页代码里面往下挖呀

620
00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:16,733
然后挖他个100来行

621
00:27:16,733 --> 00:27:19,399
之后你就可以在里面找到一个

622
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:21,200
启动美颜秘亚的代码

623
00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:23,800
这就是什么

624
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:25,900
这就是主播的匠心啊

625
00:27:25,900 --> 00:27:28,166
真是犟犟又心心啊

626
00:27:28,700 --> 00:27:31,466
伦敦尽显大喊大叫的人多的是

627
00:27:31,466 --> 00:27:32,333
不对不对的

628
00:27:32,333 --> 00:27:34,333
在读者和艺人里面他是

629
00:27:34,866 --> 00:27:38,133
哈哈大家都一心向学

630
00:27:38,333 --> 00:27:39,499
求学问道

631
00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:41,200
哎呀就有丰厚的

632
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:42,100
这个这个

633
00:27:42,100 --> 00:27:43,666
怎么说文化素养

634
00:27:43,666 --> 00:27:45,533
所以在地铁里一直看书

635
00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:49,066
但实际上就地铁里面根本没信号吧

636
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,100
开局也没欢迎到我

637
00:27:51,100 --> 00:27:53,333
哈喽饭团哈喽哈喽

638
00:27:54,133 --> 00:27:55,699
哎呀这事不简单

639
00:27:55,700 --> 00:27:58,766
你发条弹幕说主播你怎么不欢迎我啊

640
00:27:58,900 --> 00:27:59,966
现在揪着你的耳朵

641
00:27:59,966 --> 00:28:01,166
你不许欢迎我

642
00:28:01,266 --> 00:28:03,966
那我还能不欢迎你吗是吧

643
00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:08,800
基础设施都是建起来容易维护难

644
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:12,666
我觉得这种特别大的设施吧

645
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,500
就属于那种早有早享受

646
00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:18,600
然后晚用全升级的这种情况吧

647
00:28:18,900 --> 00:28:21,300
你见过哈佛凌晨4点吗

648
00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:22,766
我还真没见过啊

649
00:28:23,066 --> 00:28:25,733
凌晨4点这个设施是真的还是假的啊

650
00:28:26,300 --> 00:28:29,266
我本来我第啊

651
00:28:29,266 --> 00:28:31,399
我一开始的时候是相信的

652
00:28:31,566 --> 00:28:33,899
后面我又觉得蛮离谱的吧

653
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,766
但是呃自己上了学之后

654
00:28:37,766 --> 00:28:42,933
觉得凌晨4点还有人在期末中

655
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,933
也是完全有可能的呀

656
00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:49,300
也是完全有可能的吧

657
00:28:50,866 --> 00:28:53,699
前两年刚有部分线路有信号

658
00:28:53,700 --> 00:28:56,066
这已经是很好的进步了

659
00:28:56,066 --> 00:29:00,533
不像点名某t开头的城市啊

660
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:06,266
t开头某城市在今年宣布了要修

661
00:29:06,333 --> 00:29:10,399
跟这个m开头的某次要修高铁

662
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:14,500
然后我看了一下这个新闻的评论区啊

663
00:29:14,933 --> 00:29:17,133
有人说这个t开头的市呢

664
00:29:17,366 --> 00:29:20,366
在他6岁移民到这里的时候

665
00:29:20,366 --> 00:29:22,166
宣布修了一条铁路

666
00:29:22,300 --> 00:29:26,800
他今年已经32岁了还没有修到一半啊

667
00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:28,199
希望他在死之前

668
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:30,066
能够看到这个t开头的城市

669
00:29:30,066 --> 00:29:34,266
跟那个m开头的城市修成特摸高铁

670
00:29:34,533 --> 00:29:36,533
希望死前可以坐上一次

671
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:42,766
据说伦敦地铁四季车厢30度

672
00:29:42,766 --> 00:29:43,533
是不是真的

673
00:29:43,533 --> 00:29:45,066
我没坐过我不知道

674
00:29:45,966 --> 00:29:48,366
反正我不推荐任何人去

675
00:29:48,366 --> 00:29:52,799
这种全世界第一批有地铁的地方啊

676
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:55,800
坐地铁我不知道别的地方怎么样

677
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,700
反正我知道

678
00:29:57,900 --> 00:30:01,100
梯式的地铁属于是狗都不坐的水平

679
00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:03,466
先进的上高铁太先进了

680
00:30:03,933 --> 00:30:05,333
爱肥猫爱早播

681
00:30:05,333 --> 00:30:07,266
爱上课我算是知道

682
00:30:07,266 --> 00:30:10,333
东方助为什么天天都充满怨气的了

683
00:30:10,533 --> 00:30:12,533
啊主播不按点来播

684
00:30:13,866 --> 00:30:15,966
的时候东方就生气

685
00:30:15,966 --> 00:30:16,999
也就生气吧

686
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,466
这是很正常的

687
00:30:18,533 --> 00:30:21,466
主播按点来播的时候东方就还生气

688
00:30:21,466 --> 00:30:23,366
每天气鼓鼓像个河豚一样

689
00:30:23,566 --> 00:30:26,466
原来是因为早播上课

690
00:30:26,466 --> 00:30:27,499
没事的没事的

691
00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:29,200
我们这周就这两

692
00:30:30,666 --> 00:30:32,199
我们这有几把早播呀

693
00:30:33,333 --> 00:30:34,499
等我看一下

694
00:30:35,566 --> 00:30:36,733
有周表的好处

695
00:30:36,733 --> 00:30:38,766
就是主打一个

696
00:30:38,900 --> 00:30:40,500
主要是给我自己看

697
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:42,300
让我看看

698
00:30:43,700 --> 00:30:45,733
啊我们今天有啊

699
00:30:45,733 --> 00:30:48,099
我们这周有5场直播啊

700
00:30:48,733 --> 00:30:50,966
明天是一个好日子

701
00:30:50,966 --> 00:30:55,733
因为明天你不用担心看不到主播直播

702
00:30:56,166 --> 00:30:58,899
明天主播休息啊

703
00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:00,566
后天晚场

704
00:31:00,566 --> 00:31:02,699
大后天晚场是吧

705
00:31:04,066 --> 00:31:07,166
看主播多照顾大伙把

706
00:31:07,166 --> 00:31:09,099
这个晚场什么

707
00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:12,466
把早起的痛苦留给自己

708
00:31:12,866 --> 00:31:16,099
把晚上的幸福留给大家啊

709
00:31:16,100 --> 00:31:17,600
我真是太善良了

710
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:19,600
感觉整个人在发光耶

711
00:31:20,333 --> 00:31:21,166
天呐

712
00:31:22,733 --> 00:31:23,299
据说

713
00:31:23,300 --> 00:31:27,533
伦敦地铁车轮和铁轨几十年的积热

714
00:31:27,533 --> 00:31:29,066
全都留在隧道里

715
00:31:29,066 --> 00:31:31,933
我以为只是通风不好哎

716
00:31:32,066 --> 00:31:33,866
我以为只是通风不好

717
00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:38,566
你才185 头上基本上顶到天花板上了

718
00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:40,900
红灯

719
00:31:42,066 --> 00:31:43,499
这也太矮了吧

720
00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:48,166
我不喜欢待在这种棚顶

721
00:31:48,166 --> 00:31:49,599
高度特别矮的地方

722
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:51,133
会觉得超级压抑

723
00:31:51,533 --> 00:31:53,366
虽然不会撞头吧

724
00:31:53,733 --> 00:31:56,799
但是我会觉得特别特别压抑就是

725
00:31:58,866 --> 00:31:59,866
太感动了

726
00:31:59,866 --> 00:32:01,133
太感动了

727
00:32:01,133 --> 00:32:02,866
哭一个哭一个

728
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:13,333
那欲言写满天穹情千秋听她诉说

729
00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:16,066
我不知道

730
00:32:16,066 --> 00:32:18,366
反正我坐梯式地铁的时候

731
00:32:18,533 --> 00:32:20,133
当时正好是夏天

732
00:32:20,133 --> 00:32:22,266
我觉得真的很热很热

733
00:32:23,533 --> 00:32:26,333
但当时以为是什么心理作用

734
00:32:26,500 --> 00:32:28,766
或者他的通风做的不好

735
00:32:28,766 --> 00:32:32,466
或者是人太多了很闷之类的

736
00:32:32,933 --> 00:32:35,166
但真的体验特别特别的差

737
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:38,100
就地铁的那个座位

738
00:32:39,533 --> 00:32:41,399
感觉也脏脏的

739
00:32:41,566 --> 00:32:46,066
就脏脏的之后还很发乌发暗

740
00:32:46,966 --> 00:32:48,066
是那种感觉

741
00:32:48,066 --> 00:32:50,899
用了10年怎么样都洗不干净的那种

742
00:32:50,900 --> 00:32:53,066
脏脏的这水平啊

743
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:57,466
夏天高峰期平均气温31.3度

744
00:32:57,466 --> 00:32:58,366
没有空调

745
00:32:58,366 --> 00:33:01,599
简直是钟楼有点坐牢了

746
00:33:03,366 --> 00:33:05,666
像土包这种很怕热的包

747
00:33:05,666 --> 00:33:08,933
啊啊不行哈

748
00:33:09,733 --> 00:33:12,066
你12月份的时候去的可

749
00:33:12,066 --> 00:33:13,766
你热的真的

750
00:33:16,333 --> 00:33:17,499
高情商

751
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:22,666
这是地铁的保暖做的好

752
00:33:24,366 --> 00:33:27,099
地铁的保暖水平比较高啊

753
00:33:27,133 --> 00:33:28,533
你不是毛少吗

754
00:33:28,533 --> 00:33:29,266
怎么还怕热

755
00:33:29,266 --> 00:33:30,699
我是肥猫啊

756
00:33:30,700 --> 00:33:31,766
我都肥猫了

757
00:33:31,766 --> 00:33:35,133
当然是怕热然后不怕冷的

758
00:33:35,133 --> 00:33:36,799
其实我冷热都怕你

759
00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:41,333
主要一热的时候就不想动

760
00:33:41,533 --> 00:33:43,766
然后一冷了也不想动

761
00:33:44,266 --> 00:33:47,133
所以说这个东西导向就是什么导向

762
00:33:47,133 --> 00:33:50,266
就是你真实的性格底色啊

763
00:33:50,566 --> 00:33:52,399
有人热的时候觉得啊

764
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:53,766
热的时候没食欲

765
00:33:53,766 --> 00:33:55,599
那我正好吃点清爽的吧

766
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,333
吃点黄瓜啊

767
00:33:57,333 --> 00:33:58,899
吃点这个凉拌菜

768
00:33:58,900 --> 00:34:00,866
然后这个正好运动一下

769
00:34:00,866 --> 00:34:03,099
事事半功倍嘛

770
00:34:03,900 --> 00:34:05,700
冬天的时候觉得哇

771
00:34:05,700 --> 00:34:08,300
这个冬天了是吧

772
00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:09,733
我应该多锻炼

773
00:34:09,733 --> 00:34:10,766
增强一下体质

774
00:34:10,766 --> 00:34:11,566
而肥猫呢

775
00:34:11,566 --> 00:34:12,733
就是夏天啊

776
00:34:12,733 --> 00:34:14,599
好热不想出汗

777
00:34:14,666 --> 00:34:16,766
出汗之后身上黏黏的

778
00:34:16,766 --> 00:34:18,499
好烦不动了

779
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,100
冬天的时候哎

780
00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:22,400
好冷啊不想出门

781
00:34:22,733 --> 00:34:23,599
不动了

782
00:34:24,566 --> 00:34:26,333
哈哈防止感冒啊

783
00:34:26,333 --> 00:34:27,599
防止生病啊

784
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,800
是吧懒猫吃点冰

785
00:34:32,100 --> 00:34:34,700
啊我好久没吃冰了

786
00:34:37,066 --> 00:34:39,866
他家里面的那个冰格埋的太小了

787
00:34:39,866 --> 00:34:41,299
不好用啊

788
00:34:42,066 --> 00:34:45,366
我推荐大家买那个冰格的时候啊

789
00:34:45,366 --> 00:34:48,533
尽量买那种带带封盖的

790
00:34:48,533 --> 00:34:50,866
因为冰箱里面不是细菌挺多的吗

791
00:34:50,866 --> 00:34:52,766
我那个冰格就没有封盖

792
00:34:52,766 --> 00:34:55,966
然后后面吃着吃着我就不敢吃了

793
00:34:56,366 --> 00:34:57,266
哈哈哈

794
00:34:58,200 --> 00:34:59,266
啊懒猫

795
00:34:59,766 --> 00:35:01,166
懒猫怎么你了

796
00:35:01,166 --> 00:35:06,533
懒猫啊这不是我们最喜欢的火鸟吗

797
00:35:06,700 --> 00:35:08,566
哎呦阴湿小猫

798
00:35:09,300 --> 00:35:11,966
不是说吃冰会加重湿气吗

799
00:35:13,866 --> 00:35:16,366
在没有必要讲究的地方

800
00:35:16,666 --> 00:35:18,499
呃稍微讲究了一点点

801
00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:19,566
米咽蜜啊

802
00:35:20,133 --> 00:35:23,199
喜欢喝冰水据说会导致

803
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:26,133
怎么说湿气郁结于心啊

804
00:35:26,300 --> 00:35:27,533
虽然我不知道为什么

805
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,166
喝热水就是健康的

806
00:35:29,166 --> 00:35:30,733
喝冰水就是不健康的

807
00:35:30,733 --> 00:35:35,299
但估计还是还是同意一下这个吧

808
00:35:35,933 --> 00:35:39,199
我喜欢喝冰的可能主要是因为

809
00:35:40,533 --> 00:35:40,733
很多

810
00:35:40,733 --> 00:35:44,099
时候嗓子过度使用之后他会有点肿嘛

811
00:35:44,866 --> 00:35:46,933
再加上说话什么的

812
00:35:46,933 --> 00:35:50,199
本来我的那个扁桃体就不是特别好

813
00:35:51,366 --> 00:35:52,399
不过我查了一下

814
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:53,966
扁桃体炎一般发作

815
00:35:53,966 --> 00:35:57,133
应该是在四五岁到十四五岁之间

816
00:35:57,133 --> 00:35:59,866
不知道为什么主播到现在还在发作

817
00:36:00,466 --> 00:36:01,333
澄清一下

818
00:36:01,333 --> 00:36:05,199
主播是是什么主播

819
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:06,466
主播不是未成年

820
00:36:06,466 --> 00:36:08,499
做直播不用被抓走的

821
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:11,500
但是但是但是还是就会有这种情况

822
00:36:11,500 --> 00:36:14,866
所以喝冰水的话感觉嗓子会舒服一点

823
00:36:15,500 --> 00:36:18,000
可能之前觉得喝冰可乐

824
00:36:18,266 --> 00:36:19,599
嗓子反而好了一点

825
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:20,933
也是这个原因吧

826
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:24,266
什么我知道日本人都喜欢喝冰水

827
00:36:24,266 --> 00:36:26,533
不像我们中国人喜欢热水

828
00:36:27,066 --> 00:36:30,399
热水喝了之后很急哎

829
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,400
喝了的时候真的很急

830
00:36:32,933 --> 00:36:37,199
其实我不是说不喜欢喝 0度

831
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:40,300
或者说是10度以上的水啊

832
00:36:40,333 --> 00:36:44,899
我是不喜欢喝45度以上的吧或者50度

833
00:36:44,900 --> 00:36:45,766
我不太清楚

834
00:36:45,766 --> 00:36:48,733
平常喝烫嘴的热水到底是多少度啊

835
00:36:49,133 --> 00:36:52,766
那种略微低于体温

836
00:36:52,766 --> 00:36:55,133
或者说是跟体温持平的温度

837
00:36:55,133 --> 00:36:57,466
我觉得还蛮好喝的

838
00:36:57,700 --> 00:37:01,300
而且水的话感觉在嘴里面是有软硬的

839
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:04,600
冰水喝起来的话是最硬的

840
00:37:04,933 --> 00:37:07,366
热水的话喝起来它虽然软

841
00:37:07,366 --> 00:37:08,466
但是特别烫嘴

842
00:37:08,466 --> 00:37:10,066
所以根本咽不下去

843
00:37:11,766 --> 00:37:14,533
反而是那种跟自己体温相似的水

844
00:37:14,533 --> 00:37:17,299
喝到嘴里的时候感觉很柔和呀

845
00:37:17,533 --> 00:37:17,899
哎呦

846
00:37:17,900 --> 00:37:21,766
别发你发你能回答主播不想禁言你啊

847
00:37:21,766 --> 00:37:23,733
韭菜盒子是吧

848
00:37:23,733 --> 00:37:25,699
不想影响你的心情

849
00:37:25,733 --> 00:37:28,533
你也不要影响主播的心情好不好

850
00:37:31,933 --> 00:37:33,199
我说就想喝温水

851
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:34,900
对对对的对的

852
00:37:35,100 --> 00:37:36,200
猫就四五岁

853
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:37,400
差不多吧

854
00:37:38,966 --> 00:37:40,766
嗯

855
00:37:42,366 --> 00:37:45,766
这火火鸟怎么声音这么大哦

856
00:37:50,100 --> 00:37:53,066
喜欢主播不是很正常的话吗

857
00:37:53,066 --> 00:37:54,333
那到底是吧

858
00:37:55,300 --> 00:37:57,700
嗯到到底是吧

859
00:38:00,133 --> 00:38:02,299
肥猫什么时候评价一下open

860
00:38:02,300 --> 00:38:05,700
AI的说了我也会评价他

861
00:38:06,533 --> 00:38:10,866
主播活到现在最大的感受就是

862
00:38:10,866 --> 00:38:11,766
就是什么

863
00:38:11,933 --> 00:38:14,766
就是不该评价的东西不要评价

864
00:38:15,166 --> 00:38:17,899
是吧有人在这条群里面啊

865
00:38:17,900 --> 00:38:20,400
发布一张数据截图啊

866
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:22,933
叫主播评价一下这位的数据

867
00:38:22,933 --> 00:38:26,366
你不需要喷泉来喝水吗啊啊

868
00:38:28,866 --> 00:38:29,699
什么喷泉

869
00:38:30,333 --> 00:38:33,066
我以为你是来贴我是来以为

870
00:38:33,066 --> 00:38:36,599
我以为你是来贴你的火鸟的什么喷泉

871
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:45,500
回国之后冰的只要喝多了就会胃疼

872
00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:47,066
在美国随便喝

873
00:38:48,133 --> 00:38:50,866
不过那冰橙汁真好喝吧

874
00:38:50,866 --> 00:38:52,933
橙汁常温真没法喝

875
00:38:53,566 --> 00:38:55,533
猫猫只喝活水

876
00:38:58,500 --> 00:39:01,133
你怎么知道我天天喝自己的洗澡水

877
00:39:01,133 --> 00:39:02,866
啊啊是吧

878
00:39:04,533 --> 00:39:06,266
可能冰不干净

879
00:39:06,733 --> 00:39:08,133
应该也不是

880
00:39:10,933 --> 00:39:11,399
感觉

881
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:16,266
是跟这个冰块在水里面的比例有关系

882
00:39:16,266 --> 00:39:18,666
啊我喝不了那种

883
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:23,100
占比超过整个杯子体积一半的冰水

884
00:39:23,866 --> 00:39:25,666
但是如果只是几块冰

885
00:39:25,666 --> 00:39:27,266
就类似于奶茶店的去冰

886
00:39:27,266 --> 00:39:29,166
我反而喝的挺开心的

887
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:34,933
生活中最常见的喷泉

888
00:39:34,933 --> 00:39:36,866
不就是淋浴喷头吗

889
00:39:40,333 --> 00:39:40,899
没办法

890
00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:43,666
来这边已经逼到了一个境界了

891
00:39:43,666 --> 00:39:46,099
没有办法喝活水呀

892
00:39:46,566 --> 00:39:47,766
喝活水的话

893
00:39:47,766 --> 00:39:50,799
家里面的活水就只有水龙头

894
00:39:50,866 --> 00:39:54,099
跟这个洗头发的喷头

895
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:57,466
喝这两个东西直接出来的水

896
00:39:57,533 --> 00:39:59,933
那我这一身毛是不想要了

897
00:39:59,933 --> 00:40:02,799
喝个半年变成无毛毛了

898
00:40:05,133 --> 00:40:06,666
哎你还是吃冰块吧

899
00:40:06,666 --> 00:40:07,866
吃冰块牙疼

900
00:40:07,866 --> 00:40:08,799
不吃不吃

901
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:09,600
不行不行

902
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:11,966
那必须得吃去冰

903
00:40:12,300 --> 00:40:13,733
必须得吃去冰

904
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:17,200
不过虽然都是冰水

905
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:17,766
我知道

906
00:40:17,766 --> 00:40:20,366
虽然这个东西有一些心理作用啊

907
00:40:20,533 --> 00:40:21,266
但是我觉得

908
00:40:21,266 --> 00:40:23,566
日本拉面店里面的那个冰水

909
00:40:23,566 --> 00:40:27,133
喝起来就比奶茶店里面的去冰饮料

910
00:40:27,366 --> 00:40:29,099
要难入口的多

911
00:40:29,333 --> 00:40:30,399
为什么呢

912
00:40:30,566 --> 00:40:31,933
好奇怪呀

913
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:35,700
浴缸的洗澡水能分给烟烟人喝吗

914
00:40:36,066 --> 00:40:38,066
这种好东西怎么能分

915
00:40:38,066 --> 00:40:39,799
给你们喝呢是吧

916
00:40:39,900 --> 00:40:41,066
那是不行的

917
00:40:49,066 --> 00:40:50,299
挺易食癖的

918
00:40:50,300 --> 00:40:54,166
感觉全网的易食癖都集中在289902

919
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:55,733
天天什么都想吃

920
00:40:58,166 --> 00:40:59,666
喝点洗澡水

921
00:40:59,666 --> 00:41:01,966
吃点什么大比斗之类的

922
00:41:01,966 --> 00:41:04,166
每次还往嘴里塞两根猫毛

923
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:06,133
唉易食癖

924
00:41:14,866 --> 00:41:18,466
主播的流量感觉越来越不尽人意了呀

925
00:41:19,533 --> 00:41:20,566
为什么呢

926
00:41:22,700 --> 00:41:26,500
应该钻研一下怎么样去起标题了

927
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,000
这老路过

928
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,800
那种什么呃

929
00:41:31,700 --> 00:41:36,666
新微个人皮公会是挂靠无运营

930
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:39,766
呃长线直播

931
00:41:40,300 --> 00:41:45,066
呃这个 19岁花季少女之类的标题啊

932
00:41:45,066 --> 00:41:47,699
感觉大家越来越打足球了

933
00:41:48,700 --> 00:41:51,900
就是恨不得像那个小说一样

934
00:41:51,900 --> 00:41:55,600
以前是两个字的小说

935
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:59,566
什么啊啊灯神啊

936
00:41:59,566 --> 00:42:01,599
这个这个什么之类的

937
00:42:01,733 --> 00:42:03,733
但是就感觉这个小说名字里面

938
00:42:03,733 --> 00:42:05,133
不会直接涉及到

939
00:42:05,133 --> 00:42:10,266
这个世界到底都发生了些什么事啊

940
00:42:10,566 --> 00:42:16,099
现在的小说哪怕这个这个这个晋江

941
00:42:16,100 --> 00:42:19,000
都会是写一些什么呃

942
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:25,400
嫁给残疾军神后我成为了国家摄政王

943
00:42:26,066 --> 00:42:28,466
或者是绑定

944
00:42:30,300 --> 00:42:32,000
考试系统后

945
00:42:32,100 --> 00:42:35,900
我用实力征服世界之类的

946
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,266
感觉我们的直播间标题啊

947
00:42:38,266 --> 00:42:41,066
也逐渐要往这个方向去发展了

948
00:42:41,066 --> 00:42:44,533
除非是之前已经积累了足够多的

949
00:42:44,533 --> 00:42:46,733
这个点击量的

950
00:42:47,100 --> 00:42:47,933
家人们

951
00:42:47,933 --> 00:42:50,899
感觉现在已经发展到这个程度了

952
00:42:51,533 --> 00:42:52,533
对啊对啊

953
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:54,933
有没有撕皮撕逼不闭眼

954
00:42:54,933 --> 00:42:55,666
有啊有啊

955
00:42:55,666 --> 00:42:57,799
你这个buff叠太少了

956
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,300
还得叠叠叠点

957
00:43:01,133 --> 00:43:04,333
起码得把这个25寸都叠满是吧

958
00:43:05,700 --> 00:43:08,100
你一口气买了20个甜甜圈

959
00:43:12,466 --> 00:43:13,699
普通的那种吧

960
00:43:13,966 --> 00:43:15,533
小心糖尿病啊

961
00:43:17,566 --> 00:43:19,166
这能吃完吗

962
00:43:20,166 --> 00:43:22,866
这边这个甜甜圈的甜度属于

963
00:43:22,866 --> 00:43:24,966
是你让我去买那个贴剂

964
00:43:24,966 --> 00:43:28,133
贴剂然后我去买面包店的东西

965
00:43:28,133 --> 00:43:32,266
或者是买咖啡店的那个剩菜盲盒啊

966
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:35,700
给我打包一盒甜甜圈回家

967
00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:37,300
我都会很不开心

968
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:38,566
不是因为他便宜

969
00:43:38,566 --> 00:43:40,799
而是因为我真吃不了那么多

970
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:41,700
这玩意

971
00:43:41,700 --> 00:43:45,733
感觉一顿饭吃个半个真也就够了

972
00:43:46,533 --> 00:43:49,666
改一个为了守护最后的关天

973
00:43:52,700 --> 00:43:55,366
这好像关天又开了吧

974
00:43:56,266 --> 00:43:59,899
吃两个我就吃半个就差不多了吧

975
00:44:00,066 --> 00:44:02,199
这东西齁得慌

976
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,266
也不是齁得慌吧

977
00:44:04,266 --> 00:44:05,899
就我找不到好吃的

978
00:44:05,900 --> 00:44:09,300
我感觉我买到都那种很腻很腻的

979
00:44:09,766 --> 00:44:12,399
有没有好吃一点的最好是Tims的

980
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:15,200
给我推荐一下呗谢谢

981
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,300
千秋太远的人气票啊

982
00:44:17,300 --> 00:44:18,800
或者你爱你个够

983
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:19,700
感谢支持

984
00:44:19,700 --> 00:44:21,200
我买的不好吃

985
00:44:21,466 --> 00:44:22,866
有没有那什么呀

986
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,566
胰岛素你就扎吧

987
00:44:25,566 --> 00:44:27,499
哈哈哈

988
00:44:27,566 --> 00:44:30,399
有没有好吃一点的口味推荐啊

989
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:33,133
我看这边推荐都是好难吃的

990
00:44:33,133 --> 00:44:33,933
哎呦

991
00:44:34,766 --> 00:44:38,333
什么关爱空巢紫色新兵

992
00:44:38,333 --> 00:44:41,499
肥猫不闭月等一个心软的事

993
00:44:41,500 --> 00:44:43,000
我好肉麻呀

994
00:44:43,500 --> 00:44:43,800
主要

995
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:46,733
我觉得我有时候情感表达就有点问题

996
00:44:46,733 --> 00:44:49,066
我就没有办法说很肉麻的话

997
00:44:49,866 --> 00:44:51,366
就是充满了这个

998
00:44:51,500 --> 00:44:54,400
我们中国人的含蓄和内敛啊

999
00:44:55,066 --> 00:44:56,066
就你们没发现

1000
00:44:56,066 --> 00:44:58,599
主播很少说这种什么心软的神话

1001
00:44:58,600 --> 00:44:59,766
没说完了之后

1002
00:44:59,866 --> 00:45:02,766
就像是用长指甲在黑板上抓一样

1003
00:45:02,933 --> 00:45:05,766
会有若隐若现的起鸡皮疙瘩的感觉

1004
00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:11,700
不太擅长表达感情的蜜言蜜语

1005
00:45:11,700 --> 00:45:15,600
只会在这个充满着内卷和竞争的时代

1006
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:18,766
被这个细密的潮流狠狠甩掉啊

1007
00:45:19,466 --> 00:45:21,166
主播不从里面薅点吗

1008
00:45:21,166 --> 00:45:22,166
薅点啥呀

1009
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:26,400
我看别的游戏主播天天催交人气票

1010
00:45:28,100 --> 00:45:29,900
怎么吹呀教教我

1011
00:45:34,466 --> 00:45:36,733
主要同阶几百的那种

1012
00:45:36,866 --> 00:45:41,099
薅薅人气票能薅到个人气榜上面去啊

1013
00:45:41,100 --> 00:45:41,966
也挺好的

1014
00:45:41,966 --> 00:45:44,799
咱们咱们咋薅耶

1015
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:47,900
人人手能不能报他100张人气票

1016
00:45:47,900 --> 00:45:50,933
但是这东西报多了是花钱的吧

1017
00:45:50,933 --> 00:45:53,899
我记得他有不花钱的那个份额我

1018
00:45:53,900 --> 00:45:57,933
们要想搞个什么什么人气榜啊之类的

1019
00:45:57,933 --> 00:46:01,766
那不得人均报上个1,000来张人气票吗

1020
00:46:03,066 --> 00:46:06,599
大家请把免费的人气票整点送一送

1021
00:46:07,066 --> 00:46:10,533
整完了之后也可能就上不了榜呀

1022
00:46:10,866 --> 00:46:12,533
哎呦我要我要薅

1023
00:46:12,533 --> 00:46:15,399
我不如开口薅点PK分呢

1024
00:46:16,733 --> 00:46:17,699
我薅人气票

1025
00:46:17,766 --> 00:46:21,766
薅完了之后老薅大家还讨厌我

1026
00:46:21,900 --> 00:46:23,500
那不如薅点见长

1027
00:46:23,766 --> 00:46:26,733
哎呦人气票有牌子就有了

1028
00:46:26,733 --> 00:46:27,999
有不花钱的

1029
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,866
不花钱的每天给多少啊

1030
00:46:30,966 --> 00:46:32,933
学学美良皮车

1031
00:46:32,933 --> 00:46:34,933
我不怎么看他直播啊

1032
00:46:36,700 --> 00:46:38,700
院子打过花生米吗

1033
00:46:38,700 --> 00:46:41,566
我觉得这个东西怎么说呢

1034
00:46:41,566 --> 00:46:43,499
我去玩过

1035
00:46:43,500 --> 00:46:45,333
我觉得还挺解压的

1036
00:46:45,333 --> 00:46:47,333
但后坐力也挺大的吧

1037
00:46:48,266 --> 00:46:50,566
这个饭团在魔法奇遇中

1038
00:46:50,566 --> 00:46:52,399
投喂了200个水晶啊

1039
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,300
全新道具奇幻登场

1040
00:46:54,300 --> 00:46:56,300
你不会也是投花车吧

1041
00:46:58,766 --> 00:47:01,766
每观看5分钟获得25票

1042
00:47:01,766 --> 00:47:03,566
次日零点清空

1043
00:47:03,933 --> 00:47:05,399
那我们一天播

1044
00:47:06,133 --> 00:47:08,166
播一个小时

1045
00:47:08,166 --> 00:47:11,366
一个半小时的情况下一人看一个小时

1046
00:47:11,366 --> 00:47:12,333
这很对吧

1047
00:47:12,566 --> 00:47:14,199
呃一个小时

1048
00:47:14,266 --> 00:47:19,099
然后1212*25的话就是

1049
00:47:20,466 --> 00:47:22,933
300票我们每个音乐人

1050
00:47:22,933 --> 00:47:25,333
可以拥有300票的人气票啊

1051
00:47:25,333 --> 00:47:31,499
我们的童年大概在70-110之间啊

1052
00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:32,166
什么时候

1053
00:47:32,166 --> 00:47:34,666
早上现在童节却不高了

1054
00:47:34,933 --> 00:47:36,399
可能晚上会好一点

1055
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:37,900
我也不太确定啊

1056
00:47:39,266 --> 00:47:41,599
嗯 70-110之间

1057
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:44,733
这种情况的话就不能算

1058
00:47:44,733 --> 00:47:45,533
一算

1059
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:48,500
也不会每个在我这的人都开那么久

1060
00:47:48,500 --> 00:47:50,300
投那么多人气票吧

1061
00:47:57,133 --> 00:47:59,333
好像也只有7,000人气值哎

1062
00:48:00,966 --> 00:48:03,133
见长一张顶7票

1063
00:48:05,766 --> 00:48:06,966
这么神奇啊

1064
00:48:14,066 --> 00:48:15,899
快点上人气榜呀

1065
00:48:17,266 --> 00:48:18,899
怎么看人气榜呀

1066
00:48:18,900 --> 00:48:20,733
人气第44名

1067
00:48:21,366 --> 00:48:23,166
现在人气榜怎么上

1068
00:48:24,166 --> 00:48:24,966
看看哦

1069
00:48:27,100 --> 00:48:30,400
上榜可获官方热门流量推荐

1070
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:33,000
这个热门流量我从来都没吃过啊

1071
00:48:34,466 --> 00:48:38,933
啊主播不要说这么可怜的话啊

1072
00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:41,699
这热门流量从来都没吃过哎

1073
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:43,400
器人第一

1074
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:45,466
名要大概要10万左右吧

1075
00:48:45,466 --> 00:48:47,499
我们就假设他是要10万

1076
00:48:47,866 --> 00:48:50,466
好吧要10万左右

1077
00:48:50,466 --> 00:48:54,899
然后去那个拿到前十

1078
00:48:55,666 --> 00:48:57,066
应该是这样的

1079
00:49:00,266 --> 00:49:02,499
10万注意力值的话不知道多少

1080
00:49:02,500 --> 00:49:04,200
那什么要PK吗

1081
00:49:04,500 --> 00:49:08,533
来吧第6-25名流量包35个

1082
00:49:08,900 --> 00:49:11,600
今日累计大乐斗获胜10场

1083
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:13,466
可得流量包5个

1084
00:49:15,933 --> 00:49:18,899
真抠啊要不是我知道我知道

1085
00:49:18,900 --> 00:49:21,400
这东西要真推流的话

1086
00:49:21,866 --> 00:49:24,166
公会都是几百个几百个那么发的

1087
00:49:24,166 --> 00:49:27,466
我真以为他啥给这多的这个东西

1088
00:49:27,666 --> 00:49:29,866
哎呀啊不想

1089
00:49:29,866 --> 00:49:32,999
不想知道这些主播不想知道这些事

1090
00:49:38,466 --> 00:49:41,166
主播为什么最近直播的这么勤

1091
00:49:41,266 --> 00:49:42,766
这不是很正常的吗

1092
00:49:42,766 --> 00:49:47,599
一周3-6场或者3-7场

1093
00:49:47,933 --> 00:49:51,133
到现在因为这个日程安排的原因啊

1094
00:49:51,133 --> 00:49:53,366
还没有播满过7场呢

1095
00:49:53,366 --> 00:49:54,766
也不算很勤吧

1096
00:49:55,500 --> 00:49:56,766
毕竟是免费的

1097
00:49:56,766 --> 00:49:59,933
开开开开开开开嘿嘿

1098
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,166
做点梦吧

1099
00:50:06,166 --> 00:50:06,966
是吧

1100
00:50:08,066 --> 00:50:08,866
什么叫叫

1101
00:50:10,166 --> 00:50:11,766
我想想嘿

1102
00:50:11,766 --> 00:50:12,599
你们帮我

1103
00:50:12,666 --> 00:50:14,133
我上上票票吧

1104
00:50:15,066 --> 00:50:17,333
一觉醒来啊

1105
00:50:17,366 --> 00:50:21,866
哔哩哔哩的这个流量推送机制大改版

1106
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:25,866
全世界人的流量包缩水1万倍

1107
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:26,733
而你

1108
00:50:26,733 --> 00:50:30,766
望着兜里面PK刚刚迎来的35个流量包

1109
00:50:31,066 --> 00:50:34,533
发现只要你使用这35个流量包

1110
00:50:34,666 --> 00:50:37,533
就可以引来全站所有的

1111
00:50:37,566 --> 00:50:40,199
这个看直播的观众的时候

1112
00:50:40,266 --> 00:50:42,066
你欣慰的笑了

1113
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:45,800
当兔子了啊

1114
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:46,933
你小点声

1115
00:50:46,933 --> 00:50:48,266
你要当兔子的话

1116
00:50:48,333 --> 00:50:50,099
你这么大声干嘛啊

1117
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:53,733
感觉最近的见面率变高了

1118
00:50:53,733 --> 00:50:56,999
可能是因为时间改版了吗

1119
00:50:57,100 --> 00:50:58,933
主播去学爽文了吗

1120
00:50:59,133 --> 00:51:00,299
那可不咋的

1121
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:06,000
为了给这个我的妹妹咪呀咪呀报仇

1122
00:51:06,166 --> 00:51:07,933
然后我化名米嫣

1123
00:51:08,300 --> 00:51:12,566
然后进入了这个叫什么恭维先生

1124
00:51:12,566 --> 00:51:14,699
不对应该叫这个

1125
00:51:18,733 --> 00:51:21,766
水很深的虚拟区之中啊

1126
00:51:21,766 --> 00:51:25,666
这一世我要夺回我的姐姐失去的一切

1127
00:51:26,100 --> 00:51:27,266
哎什么的

1128
00:51:29,766 --> 00:51:30,799
谢谢关注

1129
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:32,100
感谢支持

1130
00:51:33,966 --> 00:51:36,566
谁家小孩啊

1131
00:51:36,566 --> 00:51:37,733
那怎么办嘛

1132
00:51:37,733 --> 00:51:38,166
主播

1133
00:51:38,166 --> 00:51:41,366
做梦都梦不了自己流量包翻1万倍

1134
00:51:41,366 --> 00:51:42,866
那只能梦别人

1135
00:51:44,100 --> 00:51:46,533
只能梦到这个别人

1136
00:51:46,533 --> 00:51:51,299
别人的流量包作用缩水1万倍呀

1137
00:51:51,966 --> 00:51:53,099
有一个说法是

1138
00:51:53,100 --> 00:51:55,200
魔法是没有办法实现

1139
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:56,966
你不相信的东西的

1140
00:51:56,966 --> 00:51:59,799
是吧我根本不相信

1141
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:03,166
我的流量包会有上百的时候

1142
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:04,600
你说什么

1143
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:08,533
刚才对面主播只有这个声音

1144
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:11,300
我听不到呀

1145
00:52:13,566 --> 00:52:15,999
我不是更像谁家小孩

1146
00:52:16,700 --> 00:52:17,700
我听不到

1147
00:52:17,733 --> 00:52:20,666
因为这个我这边延迟挺高的

1148
00:52:20,666 --> 00:52:22,666
然后延迟还没结束之前

1149
00:52:22,666 --> 00:52:25,666
就把那个对面声音关掉

1150
00:52:28,100 --> 00:52:30,933
前两天还看有人发视频攻击

1151
00:52:30,933 --> 00:52:31,999
哎对吧

1152
00:52:32,933 --> 00:52:36,499
要是不想打PK就不要打啊

1153
00:52:36,533 --> 00:52:38,999
这个打了PK之后呢

1154
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,666
又把这个对面禁言

1155
00:52:40,666 --> 00:52:43,766
然后一直跟自己的观众互动什么的

1156
00:52:43,766 --> 00:52:46,333
然后特别特别不尊重打PK的

1157
00:52:47,766 --> 00:52:49,766
然后我就觉得有点挨骂了

1158
00:52:49,766 --> 00:52:51,333
点进去仔细一看啊

1159
00:52:51,333 --> 00:52:53,699
人家说的原来是打视频PK的

1160
00:52:53,700 --> 00:52:56,866
没有我们这种打经典语音连线的什么

1161
00:52:57,900 --> 00:53:01,733
挺好的b站无权为米妍发放流量包

1162
00:53:01,733 --> 00:53:04,299
我要啊我怎么不要呢

1163
00:53:04,300 --> 00:53:07,566
我真的很需要这个啊

1164
00:53:08,866 --> 00:53:09,999
b站有权

1165
00:53:10,066 --> 00:53:11,199
b站非常有权

1166
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:13,866
b站有权给米妍发放大量流量包啊

1167
00:53:13,866 --> 00:53:14,966
最好是可以给米妍

1168
00:53:14,966 --> 00:53:17,133
米娅一天发大个1,000左右

1169
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:20,600
卧槽这车呀

1170
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:22,100
谢谢长寿的心动

1171
00:53:22,100 --> 00:53:25,300
盲盒的爱心抱枕和饭团的梦幻花车

1172
00:53:25,300 --> 00:53:26,600
哄得你奥利奥送

1173
00:53:26,933 --> 00:53:27,799
怎么样怎么样

1174
00:53:28,166 --> 00:53:30,933
多少多少多少晶石抽出来的

1175
00:53:30,933 --> 00:53:31,999
卧槽车

1176
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:35,166
你们对这个车怎么情有独钟的

1177
00:53:35,166 --> 00:53:35,766
我到现在

1178
00:53:35,766 --> 00:53:38,799
魔法奇遇里边的礼物一样都没见过

1179
00:53:39,500 --> 00:53:40,866
这东西在我们直播间

1180
00:53:40,866 --> 00:53:42,699
简直就是花车奇遇

1181
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:45,500
每一个人都在抽车

1182
00:53:45,566 --> 00:53:46,733
这什么新版心

1183
00:53:46,733 --> 00:53:48,199
愿水晶球嘛

1184
00:53:49,766 --> 00:53:51,499
名字简洁大方

1185
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:54,266
特效好看动人啊

1186
00:53:54,266 --> 00:53:55,999
获取有一定的门槛

1187
00:53:56,100 --> 00:53:58,066
简直就是心愿水晶球

1188
00:53:58,733 --> 00:54:00,133
算一下是7抽

1189
00:54:00,466 --> 00:54:01,599
7抽是多少

1190
00:54:01,933 --> 00:54:04,566
and her we're just looking for you

1191
00:54:16,466 --> 00:54:17,733
算一下收益率

1192
00:54:18,300 --> 00:54:20,266
我我不会我不会

1193
00:54:20,500 --> 00:54:21,600
交给那什么吧

1194
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:23,400
昨天一抽出了一个

1195
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:24,966
今天亏也正操

1196
00:54:28,900 --> 00:54:29,366
还好吧

1197
00:54:29,366 --> 00:54:32,866
你还没有跟主播说一些令人扎心的话

1198
00:54:32,933 --> 00:54:35,466
啊比如说什么主播主播啊

1199
00:54:35,533 --> 00:54:37,299
我在别的妹妹那边

1200
00:54:37,300 --> 00:54:39,766
怎么一抽就能抽一个梦幻花车

1201
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:43,533
在你这里一抽怎么就要7抽才能抽呢

1202
00:54:43,700 --> 00:54:45,533
主播啊哎呀

1203
00:54:45,533 --> 00:54:47,366
你都没有跟主播说这种话

1204
00:54:47,366 --> 00:54:48,199
主播主播

1205
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:49,400
主播觉得哎

1206
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:51,333
已经很开心了嘿嘿

1207
00:54:53,533 --> 00:54:55,733
这是饭团的梦幻花车

1208
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:04,933
哎哎主播要改一下自己喜欢左右晃

1209
00:55:04,933 --> 00:55:05,999
这个习惯

1210
00:55:06,866 --> 00:55:09,366
不行摇来摇去脖子痛痛的

1211
00:55:10,166 --> 00:55:11,766
一抽200电池

1212
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:13,466
那他就不相当于160

1213
00:55:13,466 --> 00:55:14,966
抽了俩还是赚的

1214
00:55:14,966 --> 00:55:15,999
还是赚的

1215
00:55:16,366 --> 00:55:18,733
刚出魔法奇遇的时候看过

1216
00:55:18,733 --> 00:55:21,399
好像魔法旅行箱最不容易亏

1217
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:23,700
主播作为魔法猫咪

1218
00:55:23,700 --> 00:55:26,200
那确实是应该整点什么

1219
00:55:27,966 --> 00:55:29,999
魔法旅行箱之类的

1220
00:55:30,166 --> 00:55:31,866
魔法旅行箱是什么呀

1221
00:55:33,866 --> 00:55:38,766
啊啊旅行箱保底0.8

1222
00:55:52,900 --> 00:55:54,600
这都是什么呀

1223
00:55:58,466 --> 00:56:01,499
我要再整理一下我的歌单了

1224
00:56:04,733 --> 00:56:06,499
像是去年一样

1225
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:11,366
整理一下我能听的会唱的这个歌单

1226
00:56:11,533 --> 00:56:13,899
现在全依靠着这个

1227
00:56:13,900 --> 00:56:16,666
最近播放越播歌越少

1228
00:56:20,466 --> 00:56:21,733
而且保底数少

1229
00:56:21,733 --> 00:56:23,566
最容易满足大数

1230
00:56:24,300 --> 00:56:25,466
大数是什么

1231
00:56:31,866 --> 00:56:34,766
啊上次在主播直播间这边

1232
00:56:34,766 --> 00:56:38,899
点那个三语混合的中文罗马音

1233
00:56:38,900 --> 00:56:42,000
跟这个法语混合的那首陶喆歌

1234
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,666
是不是你啊贝拉

1235
00:56:44,966 --> 00:56:46,133
六病呀

1236
00:56:49,066 --> 00:56:49,399
因为

1237
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:52,733
主播不能特别深入的跟大家去交流

1238
00:56:52,733 --> 00:56:54,566
这个音乐品味的问题啊

1239
00:56:54,566 --> 00:56:57,899
就会暴露出主播是小孩品味

1240
00:56:59,533 --> 00:57:02,699
哎呦还是喜欢听一些特别

1241
00:57:02,700 --> 00:57:05,333
谢谢常胜的魔法旅行箱啊

1242
00:57:05,333 --> 00:57:07,733
多少多少多少多少

1243
00:57:09,066 --> 00:57:10,466
赚了吗赚了吗

1244
00:57:15,333 --> 00:57:17,333
当我没说 60位

1245
00:57:19,866 --> 00:57:20,666
小坤

1246
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,733
小坤也很贵啦

1247
00:57:26,900 --> 00:57:28,466
小坤也很贵啦

1248
00:57:30,300 --> 00:57:34,200
我觉得陶喆还算挺大众口味的吧

1249
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:35,500
真的吗

1250
00:57:36,900 --> 00:57:40,733
我记得我听过他的那个叫什么黑黑色

1251
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:44,066
什么来着

1252
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:49,900
黑色铆钉是不是啊

1253
00:57:52,500 --> 00:57:55,666
哦对这是有这么一首歌啊

1254
00:57:55,866 --> 00:58:00,333
你还能说出那句经典的别走好吗

1255
00:58:01,866 --> 00:58:05,533
我觉得他那个什么呀柳丁啊

1256
00:58:05,533 --> 00:58:06,466
黑色柳丁

1257
00:58:06,466 --> 00:58:07,266
好吧

1258
00:58:08,133 --> 00:58:11,599
survey my say还能说出那句经典的

1259
00:58:14,100 --> 00:58:14,900
耶耶

1260
00:58:21,333 --> 00:58:24,699
你你的爱好还还挺小众的哈

1261
00:58:24,700 --> 00:58:26,600
可惜这个怎么说

1262
00:58:27,300 --> 00:58:28,733
b站推陈出新啊

1263
00:58:28,733 --> 00:58:30,933
一直有各种各样的老爷车

1264
00:58:30,966 --> 00:58:35,166
从什么梦幻花车到这个极速摩托

1265
00:58:35,166 --> 00:58:36,533
还有各种各样的车

1266
00:58:36,533 --> 00:58:37,799
南瓜马车

1267
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:42,466
可惜不见当年这个柳州五菱啊

1268
00:58:42,466 --> 00:58:44,499
哎呀柳儿哈哈

1269
00:58:47,733 --> 00:58:48,533
主播

1270
00:58:48,733 --> 00:58:53,399
其实感觉自己停播的这段时间啊

1271
00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:57,066
确实好多人默默的都回归生活了

1272
00:58:57,066 --> 00:58:58,599
真正回归生活的人

1273
00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:01,200
是没有太多多余的话

1274
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:02,733
人会直接走

1275
00:59:03,466 --> 00:59:04,866
还蛮感慨的吧

1276
00:59:04,866 --> 00:59:06,666
只能在这个世界的另一端

1277
00:59:06,666 --> 00:59:08,866
不停的祝福你哦

1278
00:59:11,566 --> 00:59:12,699
就这样听吧

1279
00:59:12,700 --> 00:59:14,000
行吧我我夹一下

1280
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,400
谢谢饭团的魔法旅行箱

1281
00:59:16,566 --> 00:59:18,266
空等你奥利给多

1282
00:59:18,900 --> 00:59:20,000
你呢你呢

1283
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,000
你赚了吗

1284
00:59:21,533 --> 00:59:22,333
赚到了吗

1285
00:59:25,366 --> 00:59:27,533
这箱子是不是只有薄纸

1286
00:59:29,533 --> 00:59:30,333
啊

1287
00:59:34,466 --> 00:59:36,333
怎么回事啊

1288
00:59:36,333 --> 00:59:38,699
怎么在别的主播直播间里面就会

1289
00:59:38,700 --> 00:59:41,066
在我这里就会保底呢

1290
00:59:43,466 --> 00:59:45,166
要掉眼泪了

1291
00:59:48,666 --> 00:59:50,766
主要是自己不能抽啊

1292
00:59:50,900 --> 00:59:51,733
自己不能抽

1293
00:59:51,733 --> 00:59:54,099
这个真是的

1294
00:59:54,100 --> 00:59:55,666
只有我变成挣扎了

1295
00:59:55,666 --> 00:59:56,299
没事没事

1296
00:59:56,300 --> 00:59:58,966
还有我还有我还有我

1297
01:00:03,933 --> 01:00:05,899
哎呀我忘了这个该怎么说的

1298
01:00:05,900 --> 01:00:06,900
等我找一下

1299
01:00:11,133 --> 01:00:11,933
呃

1300
01:00:12,966 --> 01:00:15,466
那个老爷车该怎么讲来着

1301
01:00:16,866 --> 01:00:18,399
主要是语调啊

1302
01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:29,700
听一下听一下

1303
01:00:29,766 --> 01:00:30,999
这个好老了

1304
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:33,000
2022年的主播

1305
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:36,100
漂流哥 9262直播间的一位榜一大哥

1306
01:00:36,266 --> 01:00:39,366
这位大哥在直播间给女主播吃啥吃啥

1307
01:00:44,766 --> 01:00:45,799
哎呦我天呐

1308
01:00:46,966 --> 01:00:50,166
主播觉得还是主播可爱一点吧

1309
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:52,700
这个原版真真听不了一点

1310
01:00:55,300 --> 01:00:58,700
就是他那个想要老爷车的那个

1311
01:00:58,700 --> 01:01:03,166
是是一个抖的真人主播的个爱

1312
01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:07,566
但是但是

1313
01:01:07,566 --> 01:01:08,966
哎呦主播

1314
01:01:08,966 --> 01:01:10,166
主播还是

1315
01:01:14,533 --> 01:01:16,599
我还是喜欢夹子主播

1316
01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:19,966
有点受不了中年特工的这种

1317
01:01:21,366 --> 01:01:22,166
哎呦

1318
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:29,166
嫣然咩咩啊

1319
01:01:29,333 --> 01:01:31,366
想要老爷车

1320
01:01:32,666 --> 01:01:36,133
我还是我还是喜欢这个流派人

1321
01:01:36,166 --> 01:01:40,166
哎呦一撒娇心都碎了是吧

1322
01:01:40,166 --> 01:01:42,933
什么老爷车安排

1323
01:01:43,166 --> 01:01:45,299
那必须拿下是吧

1324
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:47,933
那他都这么说了

1325
01:01:47,933 --> 01:01:49,499
那必须拿下

1326
01:01:50,733 --> 01:01:52,333
但是必须得是什么

1327
01:01:52,333 --> 01:01:54,299
必须得是不是老哥

1328
01:01:54,300 --> 01:01:55,066
不是老哥

1329
01:01:55,066 --> 01:01:57,066
我说那个老爷车

1330
01:01:58,933 --> 01:02:00,466
还得是萝莉吧

1331
01:02:00,466 --> 01:02:01,333
萝莉想要

1332
01:02:01,333 --> 01:02:02,666
那必须拿下

1333
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:03,133
但是

1334
01:02:03,133 --> 01:02:06,199
假设要是一个八块腹肌的猛男是吧

1335
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:07,266
直直播呢

1336
01:02:07,266 --> 01:02:09,166
忽然把这个他这个背心

1337
01:02:09,700 --> 01:02:10,933
经典慢动作啊

1338
01:02:10,933 --> 01:02:11,799
往上一撩

1339
01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:13,566
然后咬在嘴里

1340
01:02:13,566 --> 01:02:15,399
那种魅眼如斯的看着你

1341
01:02:19,266 --> 01:02:22,299
爷爷想要老爷车啊

1342
01:02:22,300 --> 01:02:23,266
我就受不了

1343
01:02:23,266 --> 01:02:24,933
我就会马上退出去

1344
01:02:24,933 --> 01:02:26,533
马上把这直播间关掉

1345
01:02:26,533 --> 01:02:28,499
这辈子再也不用再见面了

1346
01:02:28,500 --> 01:02:29,600
就这种感觉

1347
01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:32,600
就所以说还得是萝莉吧

1348
01:02:32,933 --> 01:02:33,966
还得是萝莉

1349
01:02:34,300 --> 01:02:35,266
受不了受不了

1350
01:02:41,766 --> 01:02:43,166
小女孩撒娇

1351
01:02:43,166 --> 01:02:46,333
就是这个世界上最好的东西

1352
01:02:47,333 --> 01:02:49,266
当然这个呃

1353
01:02:49,266 --> 01:02:50,299
什么表情

1354
01:02:51,866 --> 01:02:52,666
啊

1355
01:02:54,300 --> 01:02:55,933
有腹肌萝莉嘛

1356
01:02:55,933 --> 01:02:59,699
你可以去看那个有妖气漫画的

1357
01:02:59,766 --> 01:03:01,333
十万个为什么

1358
01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:04,000
是不是叫十万个为什么来着

1359
01:03:04,700 --> 01:03:06,966
不过也不是说中年主播就不好吧

1360
01:03:06,966 --> 01:03:08,766
只是说人到什么时候

1361
01:03:08,766 --> 01:03:11,133
人到每个时候都有自己喜欢的

1362
01:03:11,133 --> 01:03:13,166
这个精神需求啊

1363
01:03:14,700 --> 01:03:17,600
好像现在好多就是针对中老年人的

1364
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:18,700
情感这个方面的

1365
01:03:18,700 --> 01:03:20,000
感情空白嘛

1366
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:21,733
你们有没有听说过那个经典的

1367
01:03:21,733 --> 01:03:23,133
那个什么

1368
01:03:24,166 --> 01:03:25,133
呃睿睿弟

1369
01:03:25,133 --> 01:03:28,166
陪着姐姐的那个网络诈骗骗局啊

1370
01:03:28,166 --> 01:03:29,599
就好多呃

1371
01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:30,500
六七十岁

1372
01:03:30,500 --> 01:03:31,966
的老年女性

1373
01:03:32,066 --> 01:03:33,799
呃姥姥奶奶那辈

1374
01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:37,000
因为家里面买了这个智能手机

1375
01:03:37,500 --> 01:03:39,533
然后下载了微信

1376
01:03:39,533 --> 01:03:41,799
然后希望大家多跟家人联系啊

1377
01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:43,333
拍拍照啊什么的

1378
01:03:43,466 --> 01:03:46,466
就会有这种专门针对老年女性

1379
01:03:46,500 --> 01:03:49,600
骗老年女性存款金的这种情况

1380
01:03:49,700 --> 01:03:51,300
又骗老年男性的来

1381
01:03:51,300 --> 01:03:52,300
只不过说

1382
01:03:52,533 --> 01:03:56,933
骗老年女性的感觉被讨论的更少

1383
01:03:56,933 --> 01:03:58,866
毕竟大家都说骗老头养老金

1384
01:03:58,866 --> 01:04:01,099
很少说骗老太太养老金吗

1385
01:04:01,333 --> 01:04:04,733
他就是通过在那个怎么说啊

1386
01:04:04,733 --> 01:04:08,899
在公众号上面去发一些这个姐姐

1387
01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:13,066
什么弟弟这边有什么某些货物啊

1388
01:04:13,066 --> 01:04:14,299
真的卖不出去了

1389
01:04:14,300 --> 01:04:15,700
他真的都是特别好的

1390
01:04:15,700 --> 01:04:17,500
什么什么鹿茸啊

1391
01:04:17,500 --> 01:04:20,400
什么什么原厂的茅台球啊之类的

1392
01:04:20,533 --> 01:04:21,966
因为业绩不好

1393
01:04:21,966 --> 01:04:24,333
这个弟弟今年没法回家过年了

1394
01:04:24,333 --> 01:04:25,799
恳恳恳请姐姐

1395
01:04:26,133 --> 01:04:28,766
这个伸出你这个爱心的小手啊

1396
01:04:28,766 --> 01:04:31,933
这个帮助弟弟渡过一下难关嘛

1397
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:33,666
然后点一下下面的赞赏

1398
01:04:33,666 --> 01:04:36,766
输入数字什么什么之类的哎呦

1399
01:04:38,566 --> 01:04:39,799
肥猫也被骗了吗

1400
01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:40,966
我当时没有啊

1401
01:04:40,966 --> 01:04:44,599
但知道这个时候在之前拜年的时候

1402
01:04:44,866 --> 01:04:48,799
然后希望我的我的姥姥不要上当受骗

1403
01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:50,900
特意跟他说了一下这个

1404
01:04:51,200 --> 01:04:55,666
结果我发现我姥姥我们家一脉相承的

1405
01:04:55,666 --> 01:04:57,166
我姥姥我的妈妈

1406
01:04:57,166 --> 01:05:01,566
还有我对于什么这个帅哥

1407
01:05:01,566 --> 01:05:03,066
就同年龄段的帅哥

1408
01:05:03,066 --> 01:05:04,133
不管是老年

1409
01:05:04,133 --> 01:05:05,799
中年青年还是少年

1410
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:08,333
对于帅哥的兴趣感觉都不大

1411
01:05:08,533 --> 01:05:10,399
他的这个抖音推荐

1412
01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:13,400
都是各种什么广场舞技巧啊

1413
01:05:13,533 --> 01:05:15,466
然后旅游的这个东西啊

1414
01:05:15,466 --> 01:05:17,666
还有老了的小姐妹的这些

1415
01:05:17,666 --> 01:05:18,866
这些这些东西

1416
01:05:20,533 --> 01:05:24,166
还有这个老年人时尚服装穿搭呀

1417
01:05:24,333 --> 01:05:25,666
每天比较琢磨着

1418
01:05:25,666 --> 01:05:28,099
给自己整点啥好衣服穿

1419
01:05:28,700 --> 01:05:30,666
完全不琢磨这个事情

1420
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:31,966
哎呦只能说这种

1421
01:05:31,966 --> 01:05:33,866
东西都是遗传的

1422
01:05:34,766 --> 01:05:38,599
还没抽你在抽什么啊

1423
01:05:40,466 --> 01:05:41,999
之前那个秀才能火

1424
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:43,900
不是因为本人才30多

1425
01:05:43,900 --> 01:05:46,600
中老年模特其实都挺年轻的呀

1426
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:48,333
你们看淘宝买的

1427
01:05:48,333 --> 01:05:49,733
买衣服那种淘宝店

1428
01:05:49,733 --> 01:05:54,399
专供中老年人服装的那种店铺

1429
01:05:54,533 --> 01:05:55,933
其实他们请的模特

1430
01:05:55,933 --> 01:05:58,799
都是特意画成中年形状的

1431
01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:03,366
本来他们都是纯纯的二十几岁的人

1432
01:06:03,366 --> 01:06:06,066
往脸上面画一些这个褶子

1433
01:06:06,466 --> 01:06:09,733
然后带一下那个半黑不白的

1434
01:06:09,733 --> 01:06:12,733
那种比较花白的假发

1435
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:17,800
你就会有一种特别精致端庄有气质

1436
01:06:18,100 --> 01:06:20,533
洋溢着年轻态的这种感觉啊

1437
01:06:20,533 --> 01:06:22,399
我买件衣服也能穿成这样

1438
01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:25,500
不是的是因为他们本来就是年轻人

1439
01:06:26,066 --> 01:06:27,066
我有看过

1440
01:06:27,066 --> 01:06:30,899
一个专门做中老年服装模特的

1441
01:06:30,900 --> 01:06:32,766
一个女生的vlog

1442
01:06:32,933 --> 01:06:36,066
真的他化中老年妆的那个时候

1443
01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:38,400
跟他化这个

1444
01:06:40,300 --> 01:06:41,100
怎么说呢

1445
01:06:41,100 --> 01:06:44,266
跟着化他那个平常日常妆的时候

1446
01:06:44,366 --> 01:06:47,733
完完全全就不是一个人

1447
01:06:47,933 --> 01:06:49,966
真的完全不是一个人

1448
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:51,933
不会再抽城堡吧

1449
01:06:52,100 --> 01:06:53,600
我下次应该把城堡

1450
01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:56,133
我把把老爷车改成什么城堡

1451
01:06:56,133 --> 01:06:58,199
这这个时候的城堡叫什么

1452
01:06:58,200 --> 01:06:59,933
PK没问题OK

1453
01:07:01,766 --> 01:07:03,199
最最钱包

1454
01:07:16,766 --> 01:07:19,733
啊

1455
01:07:24,333 --> 01:07:27,799
鸡鸡鸡毛鸡毛你鸡毛鸡毛鸡

1456
01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:31,533
鸡鸡鸡毛鸡毛鸡毛鸡毛鸡

1457
01:07:31,733 --> 01:07:35,499
妈咪妈咪咪么阿梅娜鸡喊瑞哎

1458
01:07:36,866 --> 01:07:40,166
那快车儿就发了新机机

1459
01:07:40,166 --> 01:07:42,366
机吗机吗你去哪去

1460
01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:43,400
宝贝

1461
01:07:44,666 --> 01:07:45,766
歇一下

1462
01:07:52,733 --> 01:07:54,599
猫什么时候出个翻唱

1463
01:07:54,733 --> 01:07:56,066
刚才我就在想

1464
01:07:56,733 --> 01:07:59,333
什么时候才能这么可爱呢

1465
01:08:00,866 --> 01:08:02,966
比如翻唱一个这啥

1466
01:08:05,500 --> 01:08:07,866
以为你叫我翻唱猫尾草之歌呢

1467
01:08:07,866 --> 01:08:09,933
我还说这个这个

1468
01:08:09,933 --> 01:08:12,533
以后有机会的话可能还能翻翻

1469
01:08:13,100 --> 01:08:13,900
这是啥

1470
01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:16,600
这可爱红豆芽

1471
01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:17,766
你看走啊爹

1472
01:08:25,333 --> 01:08:26,899
能先唱点什么呢

1473
01:08:26,900 --> 01:08:28,366
我要是翻唱的话

1474
01:08:28,366 --> 01:08:32,766
多半也就是甜歌口水歌棉花糖的歌

1475
01:08:32,966 --> 01:08:37,299
肯定不会有什么特别有含金量的那种

1476
01:08:37,300 --> 01:08:38,100
翻唱

1477
01:08:41,066 --> 01:08:44,099
主要一翻唱从来都没发过翻唱稿

1478
01:08:44,300 --> 01:08:48,933
然后练明白一首歌的话也要蛮久的

1479
01:08:49,266 --> 01:08:50,866
而且你说对吧

1480
01:08:50,866 --> 01:08:51,666
主播主播

1481
01:08:51,666 --> 01:08:53,566
你从来都没翻过翻唱稿

1482
01:08:53,700 --> 01:08:55,800
那你这次好不容易发一次翻唱

1483
01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:58,300
你是不是得给他配点什么东西啊

1484
01:08:58,666 --> 01:08:58,966
然后

1485
01:08:58,966 --> 01:09:03,566
才对得起你这个初次发翻唱稿的情况

1486
01:09:03,666 --> 01:09:05,566
你是不是得约个曲会呀啊

1487
01:09:05,566 --> 01:09:07,699
曲会约完是不是得约个PV啊

1488
01:09:07,900 --> 01:09:09,200
这俩东西都约完

1489
01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:11,366
是不是好几千块钱就下去了

1490
01:09:11,366 --> 01:09:11,933
主播主播

1491
01:09:11,933 --> 01:09:13,166
看看你这一个月

1492
01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:15,766
能不能整得起这么一个PV啊

1493
01:09:15,866 --> 01:09:18,933
然后感觉就是蛮那个的

1494
01:09:21,266 --> 01:09:24,566
谢谢小月的魔力球捏

1495
01:09:24,566 --> 01:09:25,866
感谢支持

1496
01:09:25,900 --> 01:09:30,366
哄得你奥利给的别的微唱了200万播放

1497
01:09:30,366 --> 01:09:31,933
昨天刚唱完就行

1498
01:09:32,666 --> 01:09:33,999
放心大胆发

1499
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:35,466
因人包夸的

1500
01:09:35,466 --> 01:09:38,599
我上次发那个幸运星现在多少播放

1501
01:09:38,666 --> 01:09:39,566
让我看看

1502
01:09:41,866 --> 01:09:42,666
让我看看

1503
01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:55,166
哎我幸运星呢自己就是你

1504
01:09:58,266 --> 01:10:00,299
视频呢怎么删了吗

1505
01:10:01,866 --> 01:10:03,466
哎哎

1506
01:10:04,700 --> 01:10:06,966
在我投稿列表看不到啦

1507
01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:09,900
我那个不算翻唱投稿啦

1508
01:10:09,900 --> 01:10:12,800
只是看看到底到底到底有有

1509
01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:16,733
有多少烟人会点进这种很随机的

1510
01:10:19,166 --> 01:10:20,399
掉落里面啊

1511
01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:20,900
谢谢

1512
01:10:20,900 --> 01:10:25,133
韭菜的梦幻花车芽红中绿啊里嘎多

1513
01:10:26,166 --> 01:10:27,466
这个我就不问了

1514
01:10:27,466 --> 01:10:31,466
我知道他应该多半是没钻吧

1515
01:10:32,300 --> 01:10:33,666
低情商好像

1516
01:10:33,666 --> 01:10:35,199
有点亏高情商

1517
01:10:35,266 --> 01:10:37,199
多半是没钻吧

1518
01:10:39,533 --> 01:10:43,699
不见了星星真没了坏菜了

1519
01:10:45,566 --> 01:10:46,366
为什么

1520
01:10:48,100 --> 01:10:49,933
我记得我没有把他删掉

1521
01:10:51,500 --> 01:10:52,733
哎这主播

1522
01:10:52,733 --> 01:10:54,666
主播就不自取其辱了

1523
01:10:54,900 --> 01:10:58,133
相信这些人抽魔法奇遇的时候

1524
01:10:58,466 --> 01:11:01,999
只要赚了会告诉主播的是吧

1525
01:11:05,366 --> 01:11:07,966
啊只要你们赚了会告诉主播的

1526
01:11:07,966 --> 01:11:11,399
这就是这个什么我跟烟云的默契啊

1527
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:14,300
等烟云赚了的时候肯定会

1528
01:11:16,133 --> 01:11:17,699
马上告诉我

1529
01:11:17,766 --> 01:11:18,933
淹人不吱声

1530
01:11:19,900 --> 01:11:22,566
那肯定是不太理想啊

1531
01:11:22,566 --> 01:11:25,099
孩子静悄悄必定在作妖

1532
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:28,333
不如把奥利奥利安剪出来

1533
01:11:28,466 --> 01:11:29,999
我唱的没那个味

1534
01:11:30,366 --> 01:11:34,299
主要那首歌的话其实还是蛮吃水平的

1535
01:11:34,300 --> 01:11:35,166
我感觉

1536
01:11:36,566 --> 01:11:39,166
那首歌真的还蛮吃水平的

1537
01:11:41,333 --> 01:11:44,966
主播只能说模仿了电棍的

1538
01:11:45,100 --> 01:11:47,100
不太像人的发声方式

1539
01:11:47,100 --> 01:11:49,566
不能说真的把那首歌唱出来

1540
01:11:59,866 --> 01:12:01,599
唱歌这个东西吧

1541
01:12:02,100 --> 01:12:04,266
真的蛮难的

1542
01:12:05,366 --> 01:12:06,933
而且唱着唱着

1543
01:12:06,933 --> 01:12:08,666
就感觉自己的水平

1544
01:12:08,666 --> 01:12:11,333
真的没有什么太大的进步

1545
01:12:18,166 --> 01:12:20,899
什么时候肥猫能公开这车

1546
01:12:20,900 --> 01:12:22,400
何老师的图鉴

1547
01:12:23,166 --> 01:12:24,399
呃不要吧

1548
01:12:24,400 --> 01:12:26,766
还是不要有辱师门了吧

1549
01:12:26,966 --> 01:12:30,966
我在唱歌界对于结婚没有任何威胁

1550
01:12:31,066 --> 01:12:34,366
但是可以在什么音乐教学界

1551
01:12:34,366 --> 01:12:35,899
让他颜面扫地

1552
01:12:35,900 --> 01:12:40,466
那万一他以后还真要开班教人唱歌

1553
01:12:40,466 --> 01:12:44,099
怎么办人家一看这个是吧

1554
01:12:44,900 --> 01:12:47,466
这大师姐啥水平啊

1555
01:12:47,733 --> 01:12:50,533
老师你这教学水平也不行啊

1556
01:12:50,966 --> 01:12:52,133
这不就完蛋了

1557
01:12:52,133 --> 01:12:53,866
把人家招牌都砸了

1558
01:12:53,866 --> 01:12:54,933
我才不上

1559
01:12:56,500 --> 01:12:57,333
是这样的

1560
01:13:02,100 --> 01:13:04,733
不行好好好难受啊

1561
01:13:04,733 --> 01:13:07,133
我这次试了一下我

1562
01:13:07,133 --> 01:13:09,999
你们没有觉得我这样直播有点奇怪吗

1563
01:13:10,566 --> 01:13:13,066
因为这个不停的不停的不停的

1564
01:13:13,066 --> 01:13:13,899
有人问主播

1565
01:13:13,900 --> 01:13:16,766
主播你把手绑起来到底还能不能播啊

1566
01:13:16,966 --> 01:13:19,099
我今天特意穿了一个

1567
01:13:20,733 --> 01:13:24,499
小兜的外套来直播啊所以说

1568
01:13:26,300 --> 01:13:28,066
我现在的手就放在这

1569
01:13:28,066 --> 01:13:28,966
个外套里面

1570
01:13:28,966 --> 01:13:29,699
你们没有发现

1571
01:13:29,700 --> 01:13:32,066
我今天组织语言的时候

1572
01:13:32,066 --> 01:13:34,366
总是会有一些莫名其妙的卡顿

1573
01:13:34,366 --> 01:13:35,799
就是他不该卡在这里

1574
01:13:35,800 --> 01:13:37,900
但是他就莫名其妙的卡在这

1575
01:13:38,066 --> 01:13:40,733
我现在特别想把手从兜里面掏出来

1576
01:13:40,733 --> 01:13:43,199
然后对着一张纸啊

1577
01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:44,566
或者是找个笔记本啊

1578
01:13:44,566 --> 01:13:46,333
在上面写写画画之类的

1579
01:13:46,333 --> 01:13:47,699
好不舒服啊

1580
01:13:48,500 --> 01:13:50,966
姐你太纯良了啊红灯

1581
01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:56,366
有一种那个什么的味道是吧

1582
01:13:56,366 --> 01:13:58,766
主要是已经化繁至简了

1583
01:13:58,766 --> 01:14:00,799
没有那么抽象了

1584
01:14:01,766 --> 01:14:03,466
已经脱离了这个

1585
01:14:04,200 --> 01:14:07,166
呃世界上最好的病胶是牛奶

1586
01:14:07,166 --> 01:14:10,666
世界上最好的世界是这个刀剑神域的

1587
01:14:10,666 --> 01:14:11,499
SO啊

1588
01:14:11,700 --> 01:14:13,866
然后什么这个这个

1589
01:14:14,500 --> 01:14:16,900
此生无悔入二次啊之类的

1590
01:14:16,900 --> 01:14:19,766
已经脱离了此生无悔入抽象

1591
01:14:19,966 --> 01:14:23,566
然后以这个发现某一个心梗的这个

1592
01:14:24,900 --> 01:14:26,866
含义啊或者说是

1593
01:14:26,866 --> 01:14:30,566
使用楼图而半夜激动的睡不着的时候

1594
01:14:30,566 --> 01:14:34,566
了已经大道至简啊已经走向了一个

1595
01:14:36,066 --> 01:14:39,366
平和的抽象宗师的道路了

1596
01:14:39,400 --> 01:14:40,566
点个咆哮

1597
01:14:40,566 --> 01:14:42,299
咆哮是什么东西啊

1598
01:14:43,800 --> 01:14:44,866
点了好多次

1599
01:14:44,866 --> 01:14:46,066
咆哮是什么

1600
01:14:48,200 --> 01:14:48,500
这

1601
01:14:48,500 --> 01:14:51,933
听起来不像是在直播间能好听的东西

1602
01:14:55,766 --> 01:14:59,399
咆哮是不是EXO的一首歌啊

1603
01:14:59,400 --> 01:15:02,566
啊对不起啊异不发音啊

1604
01:15:02,566 --> 01:15:07,133
我就说嘛听起来感觉很很熟悉啊

1605
01:15:09,266 --> 01:15:10,099
帮我听一下

1606
01:15:10,100 --> 01:15:12,966
我真没听过这个怎么有100多万播放

1607
01:15:12,966 --> 01:15:15,133
我没听过的电棍歌曲啊

1608
01:15:15,400 --> 01:15:19,066
是因为主播跟行刑犯不太对付吗

1609
01:15:21,966 --> 01:15:23,899
冲冲刺

1610
01:15:26,933 --> 01:15:27,766
对不

1611
01:15:30,300 --> 01:15:31,100
起

1612
01:15:32,900 --> 01:15:33,766
我听过

1613
01:15:35,966 --> 01:15:37,099
我听过

1614
01:15:41,966 --> 01:15:44,666
我一我一打开我就知道我听过

1615
01:15:46,866 --> 01:15:47,099
哎

1616
01:15:47,100 --> 01:15:51,900
我以为有点心冰溜的搞了半天是这个

1617
01:15:53,166 --> 01:15:55,866
主要是我觉得这这个这个作品吧

1618
01:15:55,866 --> 01:15:59,399
他就是有一种中规中矩的优秀感啊

1619
01:15:59,400 --> 01:16:02,566
他在我心里面是比较普通的这种类型

1620
01:16:02,566 --> 01:16:03,366
啊

1621
01:16:03,766 --> 01:16:04,666
也不是比较普

1622
01:16:04,666 --> 01:16:06,899
通吧就是他做的挺好的

1623
01:16:06,900 --> 01:16:08,000
但是你要说

1624
01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:11,333
他作为一个150万播放的电光二创

1625
01:16:11,533 --> 01:16:13,933
他有什么特别好的地方吗

1626
01:16:13,933 --> 01:16:15,899
是他接头比较好呀

1627
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:17,933
还是他天才比较好呀

1628
01:16:17,966 --> 01:16:21,799
还是他就是搞出了某一个传世绝学

1629
01:16:21,800 --> 01:16:23,200
大家争相模仿

1630
01:16:23,200 --> 01:16:24,666
好像好像都没有

1631
01:16:25,100 --> 01:16:26,366
就是蛮一般的

1632
01:16:26,366 --> 01:16:28,099
就一点点是吧

1633
01:16:28,766 --> 01:16:29,599
能不能把这个

1634
01:16:29,600 --> 01:16:31,866
每天都在这边过生日的人

1635
01:16:31,933 --> 01:16:33,466
给他禁言了呀

1636
01:16:34,866 --> 01:16:37,533
明显的ID就是一个下头ID

1637
01:16:37,533 --> 01:16:39,133
然后带了5个技能

1638
01:16:39,133 --> 01:16:40,766
黄豆天天在这边

1639
01:16:40,933 --> 01:16:41,866
在这边姐姐

1640
01:16:41,866 --> 01:16:43,166
今天是我的生日

1641
01:16:43,166 --> 01:16:44,166
你是脚本啊

1642
01:16:44,166 --> 01:16:44,799
你是哎呀

1643
01:16:44,800 --> 01:16:45,866
你真是个畜生

1644
01:16:45,866 --> 01:16:46,799
天天在这畜生

1645
01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:47,800
我真服了

1646
01:16:48,800 --> 01:16:52,100
天天都能见到你这个

1647
01:16:53,466 --> 01:16:56,333
唉我建议你下次发这种东西吧

1648
01:16:56,333 --> 01:16:57,533
你去大b直播间发

1649
01:16:57,533 --> 01:16:58,766
搞不好大b记不住你

1650
01:16:58,766 --> 01:17:01,599
我这种弹幕流速啊极其有限的人

1651
01:17:01,800 --> 01:17:03,566
每一个发弹幕的人的ID

1652
01:17:03,566 --> 01:17:05,699
那多多少少都有点印象的

1653
01:17:07,600 --> 01:17:08,766
有点那个了

1654
01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:13,066
真太太那啥了

1655
01:17:13,066 --> 01:17:15,866
本来很想把自己身上的那种

1656
01:17:17,133 --> 01:17:18,766
也不是婆罗门气息吧

1657
01:17:18,766 --> 01:17:22,199
把那种抽象气息呃隐藏一下

1658
01:17:22,700 --> 01:17:25,766
但是我看到5个低能黄豆连招

1659
01:17:25,766 --> 01:17:28,533
我还是会觉得浑身起鸡皮疙瘩

1660
01:17:31,133 --> 01:17:32,999
啊永远都回不去了

1661
01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:37,000
快快乐乐的发着狗头的那个年代

1662
01:17:37,133 --> 01:17:37,933
完蛋

1663
01:17:38,566 --> 01:17:40,399
我是你是我爹

1664
01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:45,266
好慢先天抽象圣体真受不了

1665
01:17:45,266 --> 01:17:47,199
看魔方人里边有咳嗽

1666
01:17:48,700 --> 01:17:49,866
主要萌萌人吧

1667
01:17:49,866 --> 01:17:51,366
他主要抽中一个萌

1668
01:17:51,466 --> 01:17:52,933
而不是一个低能

1669
01:17:52,966 --> 01:17:53,966
现在的萌萌人

1670
01:17:53,966 --> 01:17:57,066
很多时候已经拿来做一个骂人的词了

1671
01:17:57,066 --> 01:17:57,866
你知道吧

1672
01:17:59,700 --> 01:18:03,066
凡事搞点抽象的人比较正常

1673
01:18:03,133 --> 01:18:06,499
某某人现在不好说

1674
01:18:07,766 --> 01:18:10,599
你别发你这低能滑动的行不行

1675
01:18:10,600 --> 01:18:11,566
我受不了

1676
01:18:12,200 --> 01:18:13,866
可以看看你点的吗

1677
01:18:13,933 --> 01:18:14,733
你点什么

1678
01:18:14,733 --> 01:18:16,199
你能不能点点有素

1679
01:18:16,200 --> 01:18:17,000
质的东西啊

1680
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:18,366
骂死某某人

1681
01:18:19,933 --> 01:18:21,099
某某人怎么了

1682
01:18:21,100 --> 01:18:22,500
某某人不是我

1683
01:18:22,500 --> 01:18:23,900
没有我哎

1684
01:18:26,733 --> 01:18:29,399
哎那黄豆连招真难蹦吧

1685
01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:32,566
主要每个黄豆现在都被大家解构了

1686
01:18:32,566 --> 01:18:34,333
有自己的意思了

1687
01:18:35,466 --> 01:18:37,099
我们王某人怎么你了

1688
01:18:37,100 --> 01:18:38,100
急的我来了

1689
01:18:38,100 --> 01:18:40,500
你会发黄豆连招吗

1690
01:18:40,500 --> 01:18:44,300
你不会哈哈哈

1691
01:18:44,300 --> 01:18:47,600
你不会发很多黄豆连招的

1692
01:18:48,966 --> 01:18:50,166
主要是有些表情

1693
01:18:50,166 --> 01:18:52,066
他也是有了自己的意思啊

1694
01:18:52,066 --> 01:18:53,199
就非常典型的

1695
01:18:53,200 --> 01:18:56,400
微博的那个背书包的那个表情

1696
01:18:56,733 --> 01:18:58,099
我一看到这个表情

1697
01:18:58,100 --> 01:19:00,466
我就觉得侧背在吵架呀

1698
01:19:01,366 --> 01:19:05,333
啊小姐姐请问我推怎么你了

1699
01:19:05,400 --> 01:19:06,533
什么之类的那种

1700
01:19:06,533 --> 01:19:08,866
我一看微博就没什么表情就会死

1701
01:19:08,866 --> 01:19:12,699
就像我一看我一看那个什么哈哈哈

1702
01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:16,300
我一看这个两个眼睛有个爱心的

1703
01:19:16,300 --> 01:19:18,366
我就整个人都头皮发麻

1704
01:19:18,366 --> 01:19:21,466
我不喜欢这个表情哎

1705
01:19:21,566 --> 01:19:23,099
背书包那个表情

1706
01:19:23,100 --> 01:19:26,566
就类似于这个他发的那个第一个表情

1707
01:19:26,566 --> 01:19:28,799
这表情一点也没有憧憬的意思

1708
01:19:28,800 --> 01:19:30,933
反正满脑子都是阴阳怪气

1709
01:19:32,500 --> 01:19:33,700
不是骂人的

1710
01:19:33,700 --> 01:19:35,333
没有没有没有没有

1711
01:19:37,200 --> 01:19:39,666
啊没有没有没有

1712
01:19:43,466 --> 01:19:46,366
请今天稍微早一点下班啊

1713
01:19:46,700 --> 01:19:47,600
可以吗

1714
01:19:48,266 --> 01:19:49,066
大概

1715
01:19:50,333 --> 01:19:51,699
一个半小时

1716
01:19:51,700 --> 01:19:54,533
或者是一个小时40分钟左右

1717
01:19:59,300 --> 01:20:02,133
工作日的早班人真的好少

1718
01:20:02,333 --> 01:20:04,933
嗯弹幕扫扫的直播

1719
01:20:04,933 --> 01:20:06,533
整个人都非常的孤独

1720
01:20:06,533 --> 01:20:08,099
可以用一下你点的吗

1721
01:20:08,100 --> 01:20:13,133
不行哈哈哈不行不行不行

1722
01:20:13,133 --> 01:20:14,266
这个看起来

1723
01:20:14,266 --> 01:20:16,566
这看起来没什么素质

1724
01:20:16,566 --> 01:20:18,899
只能下播之后主播自己偷偷听完了

1725
01:20:18,900 --> 01:20:19,733
字典一下

1726
01:20:19,733 --> 01:20:21,333
然后下次再说啊

1727
01:20:21,966 --> 01:20:24,699
是提前下班后去和鱼一起睡吗

1728
01:20:24,700 --> 01:20:26,166
不是的不是的

1729
01:20:26,566 --> 01:20:27,866
提前下班之后

1730
01:20:27,933 --> 01:20:30,299
我想我想再推推战双

1731
01:20:30,300 --> 01:20:31,200
怕你死

1732
01:20:32,400 --> 01:20:33,200
哎呀

1733
01:20:33,733 --> 01:20:34,666
倒也不是吧

1734
01:20:34,666 --> 01:20:36,866
这游戏感觉也就那样

1735
01:20:37,133 --> 01:20:40,066
哎呦我现在给你玩一个AFD你看

1736
01:20:40,066 --> 01:20:40,899
一下老头环

1737
01:20:40,900 --> 01:20:42,133
不好不好

1738
01:20:42,333 --> 01:20:43,333
这不好啊

1739
01:20:45,400 --> 01:20:49,066
嗯不太想玩这个类型的游戏

1740
01:20:49,066 --> 01:20:51,066
主播还是纯纯的二次元

1741
01:20:51,066 --> 01:20:53,566
想做玩二次元手游的人

1742
01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:57,666
没有二次元手游我的心

1743
01:20:58,166 --> 01:21:01,599
我已经没有办法继续下去了

1744
01:21:03,166 --> 01:21:04,366
只要我真的

1745
01:21:04,500 --> 01:21:08,300
对于那种老头环那个画风啊

1746
01:21:08,300 --> 01:21:10,066
或者是黑魂那个画风啊

1747
01:21:10,066 --> 01:21:14,299
我感觉我还蛮玩不了的

1748
01:21:14,500 --> 01:21:15,666
不知道为啥

1749
01:21:17,333 --> 01:21:19,066
主播怎么沉迷战双了

1750
01:21:19,066 --> 01:21:21,533
没有吧可能因为我刚下载20分钟

1751
01:21:24,166 --> 01:21:25,266
求求你玩一下吧

1752
01:21:25,266 --> 01:21:26,766
我什么都会做的

1753
01:21:29,533 --> 01:21:30,366
真的吗

1754
01:21:31,333 --> 01:21:34,533
这不直播打又可以混时长了

1755
01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:35,500
哪有

1756
01:21:35,500 --> 01:21:38,366
主播直播玩一个开服4年的游戏的

1757
01:21:38,366 --> 01:21:39,366
哪有人看

1758
01:21:40,133 --> 01:21:43,866
而且主播对于战双的游戏理解就是

1759
01:21:45,300 --> 01:21:48,000
新手教程告诉我要三消

1760
01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:50,066
就三个一样颜色的技能

1761
01:21:50,066 --> 01:21:51,133
然后在一起放

1762
01:21:51,133 --> 01:21:54,566
不是可以放出来一些好东西吗

1763
01:21:55,133 --> 01:21:56,099
主播不会

1764
01:21:56,100 --> 01:21:59,366
主播只会永远按那个排在第一个的

1765
01:21:59,366 --> 01:22:00,166
进去

1766
01:22:01,100 --> 01:22:01,900
哈

1767
01:22:03,700 --> 01:22:04,133
主播

1768
01:22:04,133 --> 01:22:07,533
只会永远按那个排在第一个的技能

1769
01:22:07,533 --> 01:22:08,866
啊哎呦

1770
01:22:08,866 --> 01:22:10,599
可别说来自星辰了

1771
01:22:10,600 --> 01:22:14,166
幸好主播特有的拖延症啊

1772
01:22:14,166 --> 01:22:16,699
本来昨天不是打算播来自星辰

1773
01:22:16,700 --> 01:22:18,700
打算今天也播一下来自星辰

1774
01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:20,900
来自个锤子的星辰啊

1775
01:22:20,900 --> 01:22:23,600
今天这口碑已经全面崩盘了

1776
01:22:24,266 --> 01:22:27,933
本来就是老做明日方舟那些up

1777
01:22:27,933 --> 01:22:30,499
基本上都被去邀请线下

1778
01:22:30,500 --> 01:22:33,500
去接这个来自星辰的工商了吧

1779
01:22:33,766 --> 01:22:34,766
今天我一看

1780
01:22:34,766 --> 01:22:38,066
连明日方舟up下面的评论都控不住了

1781
01:22:38,400 --> 01:22:40,133
全都是一些什么

1782
01:22:40,766 --> 01:22:42,066
给大家推荐一些

1783
01:22:42,066 --> 01:22:44,599
同期优质的单机游戏啊

1784
01:22:44,600 --> 01:22:45,733
什么什么之类的

1785
01:22:45,733 --> 01:22:48,499
全都比来自星辰便宜质量高

1786
01:22:48,533 --> 01:22:52,499
然后这个游戏体验好这个又那个的

1787
01:22:54,300 --> 01:22:55,933
他们评论都控不住了

1788
01:22:55,933 --> 01:22:57,366
还有人说哎呀

1789
01:22:57,366 --> 01:22:59,266
平常掐的米少吗

1790
01:22:59,266 --> 01:23:00,766
是吧这三单你

1791
01:23:00,766 --> 01:23:02,966
也接啊什么什么之类的

1792
01:23:03,500 --> 01:23:06,000
还有一大堆的那种热门视频啊

1793
01:23:06,000 --> 01:23:07,866
三五十万播放量的

1794
01:23:07,866 --> 01:23:08,533
什么

1795
01:23:08,533 --> 01:23:12,366
为什么我不推荐任何人购买来自星辰

1796
01:23:12,566 --> 01:23:15,866
为什么来自星辰不适合任何人游玩

1797
01:23:15,866 --> 01:23:16,866
之类的这种

1798
01:23:17,866 --> 01:23:19,766
呃怎么说呢

1799
01:23:19,766 --> 01:23:21,466
放到任何一个游戏上面

1800
01:23:21,466 --> 01:23:22,566
可能都会被攻击

1801
01:23:22,566 --> 01:23:25,299
的标题但是惊人的评论区非常和谐

1802
01:23:25,300 --> 01:23:27,166
都很同意up主的看法

1803
01:23:27,600 --> 01:23:30,700
只能说主播基于一贯的

1804
01:23:30,700 --> 01:23:34,900
对于游戏质量感应的不太敏感

1805
01:23:35,733 --> 01:23:38,933
毕竟像城关游戏主播也玩的下去嘛

1806
01:23:40,400 --> 01:23:42,733
然后手游也玩过很多

1807
01:23:42,733 --> 01:23:44,466
质量不太高的那种

1808
01:23:45,333 --> 01:23:49,133
主播对于游戏一贯的感应不佳

1809
01:23:49,166 --> 01:23:53,766
以及这个没没吃过什么好的

1810
01:23:53,766 --> 01:23:56,366
用大家的话来说就是没吃过好的

1811
01:23:56,366 --> 01:23:59,099
这你也玩没吃过什么好的呀

1812
01:23:59,100 --> 01:24:00,700
这种这种情况

1813
01:24:00,900 --> 01:24:03,000
万一没有给出一些非常

1814
01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:05,333
非常尖锐的评价

1815
01:24:05,333 --> 01:24:06,866
给出一些比较迂回的

1816
01:24:06,866 --> 01:24:09,266
婉转的这种评价的话

1817
01:24:09,466 --> 01:24:11,799
那今天就要为大家讲

1818
01:24:11,800 --> 01:24:15,800
主播主播你为什么这么保守啊

1819
01:24:17,200 --> 01:24:18,666
之类的是吧

1820
01:24:19,766 --> 01:24:22,499
不是给原神买张大月卡

1821
01:24:22,966 --> 01:24:23,666
别提了

1822
01:24:23,666 --> 01:24:26,266
我连明日方舟的月卡都过期了

1823
01:24:26,700 --> 01:24:28,466
晨光不是网文配图嘛

1824
01:24:28,466 --> 01:24:30,499
主播喜欢网文也正常嘛

1825
01:24:30,533 --> 01:24:31,166
你别说

1826
01:24:31,166 --> 01:24:34,666
现在的晨光真的挺有自己的系统的

1827
01:24:34,966 --> 01:24:37,066
会有专门给晨光游戏画

1828
01:24:37,066 --> 01:24:38,866
那种量贩型例会的

1829
01:24:38,866 --> 01:24:40,399
就类似于在我们v圈

1830
01:24:40,400 --> 01:24:42,666
画那个量贩型皮套的

1831
01:24:42,733 --> 01:24:44,999
老师啊还是蛮赚钱的

1832
01:24:45,666 --> 01:24:48,799
因为定制立绘这个东西对于纹油来说

1833
01:24:49,066 --> 01:24:50,899
成本高收益小

1834
01:24:51,300 --> 01:24:53,666
你要一个角色画的很好的话

1835
01:24:53,666 --> 01:24:55,499
那起码你要买断这个立绘

1836
01:24:55,500 --> 01:24:56,966
也得个几千块吧

1837
01:24:57,066 --> 01:24:59,366
那制作成本一下就抬下来了

1838
01:24:59,366 --> 01:25:01,566
你要是批量购买的话

1839
01:25:01,566 --> 01:25:04,866
或者说是那种名家老师

1840
01:25:05,166 --> 01:25:07,166
知名的这个创作者

1841
01:25:07,166 --> 01:25:08,933
画一个亮发型皮套

1842
01:25:08,933 --> 01:25:12,099
一个的话卖掉个几百份啊

1843
01:25:12,100 --> 01:25:13,866
一千来份啊之类的

1844
01:25:14,000 --> 01:25:16,100
这样作者多少钱也没少

1845
01:25:16,100 --> 01:25:18,466
然后这个呃

1846
01:25:19,766 --> 01:25:22,566
游戏制作者的成本也降低了

1847
01:25:22,566 --> 01:25:24,799
反而觉得在晨光游戏里面

1848
01:25:24,800 --> 01:25:27,200
这种生态还是挺好的

1849
01:25:27,300 --> 01:25:28,500
但是不知道为什么

1850
01:25:28,500 --> 01:25:30,066
放到虚拟主播界的话

1851
01:25:30,066 --> 01:25:32,299
可能我还是有点接受不了

1852
01:25:32,400 --> 01:25:36,166
就假设说亮发型皮套发展到最后

1853
01:25:36,366 --> 01:25:42,566
会取代 5万粉以下的9成

1854
01:25:43,900 --> 01:25:46,300
撕皮的市场的话

1855
01:25:46,300 --> 01:25:48,133
那我觉得我还是接受不了

1856
01:25:48,133 --> 01:25:51,166
可能这个就是个人IP

1857
01:25:51,166 --> 01:25:53,366
跟一个游戏里面很多角色

1858
01:25:53,533 --> 01:25:55,899
然后可以攻略的差别吧

1859
01:25:56,733 --> 01:25:59,799
我以前有个量贩品58卖出8,000份

1860
01:25:59,800 --> 01:26:00,400
真的吗

1861
01:26:00,400 --> 01:26:06,366
我刷到你那个说的那个58的皮了

1862
01:26:06,366 --> 01:26:10,699
但是我怎么看他只卖了几百份啊

1863
01:26:10,700 --> 01:26:11,500
没有没有

1864
01:26:11,500 --> 01:26:12,700
8,000份吧

1865
01:26:12,900 --> 01:26:13,733
8,000份的话

1866
01:26:13,733 --> 01:26:15,466
那得是这圈子里面

1867
01:26:15,466 --> 01:26:17,599
所有人都来买这个了

1868
01:26:17,600 --> 01:26:18,566
怎么可能

1869
01:26:19,733 --> 01:26:21,299
早上好九哥

1870
01:26:22,200 --> 01:26:24,666
他们出晨光的时候我以为是二次元

1871
01:26:24,666 --> 01:26:25,999
结果发现是网文

1872
01:26:26,133 --> 01:26:31,599
晨光游戏就是结合了某些养成游戏

1873
01:26:31,700 --> 01:26:33,666
然后文字型的

1874
01:26:33,666 --> 01:26:37,966
这个游戏跟乙女游戏的这种合体吧

1875
01:26:39,866 --> 01:26:42,933
感觉确实早期的时候其实还蛮像

1876
01:26:42,933 --> 01:26:44,899
女像的高跟

1877
01:26:46,400 --> 01:26:48,666
极权又那个真的吗

1878
01:26:52,600 --> 01:26:56,000
不过这种拟人的皮

1879
01:26:56,000 --> 01:26:58,066
一般买来也就只能收藏

1880
01:26:58,100 --> 01:27:00,333
忙吧真的能拿下直播吗

1881
01:27:02,900 --> 01:27:05,266
这集团又已经脱离了这个游戏

1882
01:27:05,266 --> 01:27:08,766
然后成为了另一个新的文化符号

1883
01:27:08,766 --> 01:27:08,999
虽然

1884
01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:11,933
我其实不是很喜欢他出圈的那个标签

1885
01:27:12,600 --> 01:27:13,533
我倒觉得

1886
01:27:13,800 --> 01:27:17,566
吉祥佑全身上下各种动作模组

1887
01:27:17,566 --> 01:27:21,699
包括行走直立摇头晃脑啊

1888
01:27:21,900 --> 01:27:25,066
然后在地上爬什么什么之类的

1889
01:27:25,133 --> 01:27:26,399
都挺萌的

1890
01:27:26,533 --> 01:27:29,333
唯一不好的一个就是

1891
01:27:29,666 --> 01:27:31,866
他抚摸时候的那个脸

1892
01:27:31,866 --> 01:27:34,499
有点太高潮脸了好丑

1893
01:27:36,300 --> 01:27:37,300
平常的时候

1894
01:27:37,300 --> 01:27:40,300
那个眼睛往下压的凶凶的样子

1895
01:27:40,300 --> 01:27:41,666
就很可爱啊

1896
01:27:42,066 --> 01:27:44,766
但是那个特别出圈的表情啊

1897
01:27:44,766 --> 01:27:46,299
就那个兄弟兄弟的

1898
01:27:46,300 --> 01:27:47,933
我觉得还怪恶心的

1899
01:27:47,933 --> 01:27:48,933
不知道为啥

1900
01:27:50,700 --> 01:27:52,066
猫猫的百合奇幻

1901
01:27:52,066 --> 01:27:54,166
我本来没有百合奇幻呀

1902
01:27:54,666 --> 01:27:56,866
嗯我没有百合奇幻

1903
01:27:57,200 --> 01:27:58,666
感觉不如捣蛋猫

1904
01:27:58,666 --> 01:28:00,333
那捣蛋猫确实挺好的

1905
01:28:00,333 --> 01:28:02,766
但捣蛋猫老有人拿捣蛋猫见证

1906
01:28:04,733 --> 01:28:05,366
啊这

1907
01:28:05,366 --> 01:28:09,133
这游戏里面好多party老被拿来见证的

1908
01:28:09,133 --> 01:28:10,999
我不好说哎哎呀

1909
01:28:13,066 --> 01:28:16,166
就是把RPG maker移植到网文之后

1910
01:28:16,166 --> 01:28:18,066
国内有网文生态之前

1911
01:28:18,066 --> 01:28:20,333
他们自己做游戏就失败了

1912
01:28:20,366 --> 01:28:21,933
哎原来是这样吗

1913
01:28:24,300 --> 01:28:25,866
捣蛋猫MMD

1914
01:28:25,866 --> 01:28:27,766
这玩意也有MMD啊

1915
01:28:27,766 --> 01:28:28,699
什么内容啊

1916
01:28:28,700 --> 01:28:29,566
什么内容

1917
01:28:32,266 --> 01:28:33,399
本来没有

1918
01:28:35,066 --> 01:28:37,066
别别见了别见了

1919
01:28:37,066 --> 01:28:38,366
哎呦真服了

1920
01:28:38,700 --> 01:28:40,533
没有百合奇怪

1921
01:28:40,733 --> 01:28:42,099
什么时候的事

1922
01:28:45,766 --> 01:28:46,999
这个我要

1923
01:28:48,800 --> 01:28:50,366
我去大不

1924
01:28:55,966 --> 01:28:56,766
起

1925
01:28:59,566 --> 01:29:01,099
哎大不起

1926
01:29:04,866 --> 01:29:06,266
没有百合奇幻

1927
01:29:06,266 --> 01:29:09,399
如果你在本直播间发现任何百合要素

1928
01:29:09,400 --> 01:29:11,600
均为偶然发生

1929
01:29:12,100 --> 01:29:13,800
艺术源于生活

1930
01:29:13,966 --> 01:29:16,533
生活高于虚构创作

1931
01:29:17,400 --> 01:29:19,900
如果你找到了什么能克的东西

1932
01:29:21,100 --> 01:29:26,366
那这个只是你本人的一种发现

1933
01:29:26,466 --> 01:29:29,699
并不代表主播有意在卖

1934
01:29:29,966 --> 01:29:33,466
也不代表主播设计了某些情节

1935
01:29:33,766 --> 01:29:34,499
仅代表

1936
01:29:34,500 --> 01:29:37,266
他是生活中自然而然发生的东西

1937
01:29:38,866 --> 01:29:40,399
当时游弹幕很火

1938
01:29:40,400 --> 01:29:42,900
他们还在游戏里加入了弹幕功能

1939
01:29:42,900 --> 01:29:44,800
可以看到别人发的弹幕吗

1940
01:29:44,866 --> 01:29:46,499
那我觉得还蛮有意思啊

1941
01:29:51,800 --> 01:29:52,600
对

1942
01:29:54,566 --> 01:29:59,333
不过现在女性玩家玩女性向手游

1943
01:29:59,333 --> 01:30:01,566
就是标准女性向的时候

1944
01:30:01,800 --> 01:30:04,166
也会有蛮多纠纷的吧

1945
01:30:05,066 --> 01:30:06,733
因为众所周知的

1946
01:30:06,766 --> 01:30:09,799
女玩家为主体的游戏里面

1947
01:30:10,100 --> 01:30:13,200
社区的这个生态跟这个舆论

1948
01:30:13,200 --> 01:30:14,366
都是很重要的

1949
01:30:14,366 --> 01:30:15,599
所以会出一些

1950
01:30:17,500 --> 01:30:18,333
怎么说呢

1951
01:30:18,333 --> 01:30:21,299
主播玩一般像游戏玩的比较多

1952
01:30:21,300 --> 01:30:22,200
会出一些主

1953
01:30:22,200 --> 01:30:25,500
播看起来很荒谬的一些社区舆论

1954
01:30:25,800 --> 01:30:27,966
就感觉节奏特别好带

1955
01:30:28,366 --> 01:30:29,666
特别特别好带

1956
01:30:29,666 --> 01:30:33,299
明显看起来就特别离谱的一件事情啊

1957
01:30:33,300 --> 01:30:36,333
比如说什么啊友商打压

1958
01:30:36,666 --> 01:30:41,899
或者说是某个厂家出的某个东西

1959
01:30:41,900 --> 01:30:44,533
就是专门为了狙击我们家谁谁

1960
01:30:44,566 --> 01:30:46,699
然后就有好多人相信了

1961
01:30:46,700 --> 01:30:48,600
明显就是假的

1962
01:30:48,600 --> 01:30:52,133
或者明显就是那种所谓的戈登文学啊

1963
01:30:52,133 --> 01:30:55,399
自己脑补出来的阴谋论的什么什么

1964
01:30:55,400 --> 01:30:58,766
之类的然后结果好多人都当真

1965
01:30:58,766 --> 01:31:02,266
当真了之后冲官方一冲

1966
01:31:02,266 --> 01:31:03,866
冲个几千几万楼

1967
01:31:03,866 --> 01:31:06,599
冲完了之后官方没办法了

1968
01:31:06,600 --> 01:31:08,733
半夜两三点钟出来回应之类

1969
01:31:08,733 --> 01:31:10,399
这种事好多好多呀

1970
01:31:11,166 --> 01:31:13,066
我觉得玩这种游戏的话

1971
01:31:13,533 --> 01:31:14,399
倒不如不要

1972
01:31:14,400 --> 01:31:16,966
看一起玩的玩家的社区评论

1973
01:31:16,966 --> 01:31:18,366
不像是2

1974
01:31:18,366 --> 01:31:19,533
有很多论坛

1975
01:31:19,533 --> 01:31:22,766
PVP啊还能PVP点强度啊

1976
01:31:22,966 --> 01:31:26,099
或者说是还能PVP点游戏攻略啊啥的

1977
01:31:26,333 --> 01:31:29,199
反正某些女性小玩家

1978
01:31:29,200 --> 01:31:30,933
其实不太关心这些事情

1979
01:31:30,933 --> 01:31:33,133
比较关心带节奏的事啊

1980
01:31:35,100 --> 01:31:37,866
我看男玩家也是不能多呀

1981
01:31:37,966 --> 01:31:39,333
抽象的方向不同

1982
01:31:39,333 --> 01:31:40,566
那倒也是吧

1983
01:31:40,566 --> 01:31:43,933
哎呦论坛总有一群奇怪的人

1984
01:31:43,933 --> 01:31:45,533
真的蛮无聊的

1985
01:31:46,133 --> 01:31:48,066
后来他们却做成光了

1986
01:31:48,066 --> 01:31:49,199
就没关注了

1987
01:31:49,200 --> 01:31:51,533
成光他们做出来的平台吗

1988
01:31:57,533 --> 01:32:00,866
不过现在什么说实话不是优越感

1989
01:32:02,600 --> 01:32:05,600
就某些东西看起来还是蛮荒谬的

1990
01:32:05,600 --> 01:32:07,333
谢谢九罗乱斗凯旋

1991
01:32:07,500 --> 01:32:08,666
感谢支持

1992
01:32:24,900 --> 01:32:28,533
那些3A的论坛氛围其实相当好

1993
01:32:31,166 --> 01:32:33,066
这是很正常的吧

1994
01:32:33,666 --> 01:32:36,466
当这个游戏都需要什么

1995
01:32:36,600 --> 01:32:38,800
需要交个300块的门票

1996
01:32:38,800 --> 01:32:41,666
下载去入门的时候

1997
01:32:43,066 --> 01:32:45,266
难度又比较硬核的时候

1998
01:32:45,766 --> 01:32:47,166
讨论他的人

1999
01:32:48,566 --> 01:32:49,399
怎么说呢

2000
01:32:49,400 --> 01:32:50,933
更理性一些

2001
01:32:51,100 --> 01:32:54,966
或者说更不会被一些荒谬的节奏左右

2002
01:32:55,133 --> 01:32:56,099
这是

2003
01:32:57,466 --> 01:32:59,266
非常符合逻辑的一个推论

2004
01:32:59,266 --> 01:33:01,099
啊没有二

2005
01:33:01,100 --> 01:33:02,400
有那么多节奏

2006
01:33:02,566 --> 01:33:04,499
反正我的体感就是

2007
01:33:06,100 --> 01:33:09,600
你越依赖于人设

2008
01:33:09,600 --> 01:33:12,666
或者说越依赖于文字塑造

2009
01:33:13,000 --> 01:33:14,933
越贩卖角色

2010
01:33:14,933 --> 01:33:18,599
和屏幕对面的玩家之间的情感

2011
01:33:21,133 --> 01:33:25,299
那么你对于社区的舆论这个东西

2012
01:33:25,700 --> 01:33:27,333
就需要越重视

2013
01:33:29,766 --> 01:33:32,066
不是说玩家力气的问题

2014
01:33:32,800 --> 01:33:35,733
而是说当一个游戏

2015
01:33:35,733 --> 01:33:37,866
我们就是举什么举

2016
01:33:37,866 --> 01:33:39,066
两个极端吧

2017
01:33:39,066 --> 01:33:40,933
就是举以油跟

2018
01:33:42,333 --> 01:33:45,966
3A单击两个比较极端的

2019
01:33:45,966 --> 01:33:47,166
在坐标轴上

2020
01:33:47,200 --> 01:33:50,766
最左和最右的两类游戏来举例

2021
01:33:51,466 --> 01:33:57,366
以游可以说是经典的卡牌游戏啊

2022
01:33:57,566 --> 01:33:59,599
卡牌游戏主打一个什么呢

2023
01:33:59,600 --> 01:34:01,400
就是抽卡

2024
01:34:01,466 --> 01:34:03,566
看剧情看文案

2025
01:34:03,566 --> 01:34:04,766
看角色塑造

2026
01:34:04,766 --> 01:34:07,766
看我和角色之间的故事

2027
01:34:07,966 --> 01:34:09,699
然后玩法是什么呢

2028
01:34:10,866 --> 01:34:13,166
游戏内置一些小游戏

2029
01:34:13,166 --> 01:34:16,466
玩法其实就约等于连连看

2030
01:34:16,466 --> 01:34:17,699
约等于泡泡龙

2031
01:34:17,700 --> 01:34:19,666
约等于祖玛

2032
01:34:19,766 --> 01:34:23,466
或者说是什么推箱子

2033
01:34:23,566 --> 01:34:25,666
这个难度的游戏啊

2034
01:34:25,666 --> 01:34:29,499
基本上是没有什么游戏性上面的

2035
01:34:30,133 --> 01:34:31,899
可以让人沉浸进去

2036
01:34:31,900 --> 01:34:33,733
可以让人感到快乐的东西

2037
01:34:33,733 --> 01:34:36,066
所以玩家玩你这个游戏

2038
01:34:36,066 --> 01:34:38,533
他唯一的追求就是什么

2039
01:34:38,600 --> 01:34:41,500
唯一的追求就是抽卡

2040
01:34:41,500 --> 01:34:44,466
看剧情过关数值谈恋爱

2041
01:34:44,866 --> 01:34:47,933
他这个过关也是卡养成了

2042
01:34:47,933 --> 01:34:49,466
突破了为材料了

2043
01:34:49,466 --> 01:34:54,499
强化了叠星了之后变成数值比大小

2044
01:34:54,500 --> 01:34:56,200
就很多都是这样的

2045
01:34:56,200 --> 01:34:57,666
除了炼狱升空啊

2046
01:34:57,666 --> 01:35:00,099
炼狱升空是战斗

2047
01:35:00,100 --> 01:35:02,133
但是虽然说是战斗吧

2048
01:35:02,133 --> 01:35:04,699
他也跟一般的战斗游戏

2049
01:35:04,700 --> 01:35:07,766
比如说炼狱升空跟战说啊

2050
01:35:07,766 --> 01:35:11,899
都是在一个香亭地图里面

2051
01:35:11,966 --> 01:35:13,399
打怪的游戏

2052
01:35:13,400 --> 01:35:16,966
但是他们明显侧重点就非常不同啊

2053
01:35:16,966 --> 01:35:20,366
炼狱升空的第一是他那个自动战斗

2054
01:35:20,366 --> 01:35:22,999
第二就是他只有两个技能按键

2055
01:35:23,000 --> 01:35:24,900
而且基本上没有什么操作

2056
01:35:24,900 --> 01:35:26,933
这游戏里面最复杂的操作

2057
01:35:26,933 --> 01:35:27,999
就是类似于原神

2058
01:35:28,000 --> 01:35:31,100
迪卢克那样的灯笼剑技能的话

2059
01:35:31,100 --> 01:35:32,466
就是哪里亮了点

2060
01:35:32,466 --> 01:35:33,933
哪里有点就放

2061
01:35:34,166 --> 01:35:35,666
大概就是这种感觉

2062
01:35:35,666 --> 01:35:37,733
最多也就是闪避一下之类的

2063
01:35:39,600 --> 01:35:41,000
但是就是这种情况的话

2064
01:35:41,000 --> 01:35:42,566
其实也还是有蛮多

2065
01:35:42,566 --> 01:35:44,666
这个呃

2066
01:35:44,800 --> 01:35:47,733
游戏生涯里面几乎只有一女游戏的

2067
01:35:47,733 --> 01:35:51,099
这个呃倾向于谈恋爱的玩家

2068
01:35:51,100 --> 01:35:53,333
会觉得战斗系统比较困难啊

2069
01:35:54,400 --> 01:35:56,200
有总不能考验操作吧

2070
01:35:56,200 --> 01:35:57,066
谁玩对了

2071
01:35:57,066 --> 01:35:59,299
这个游戏里面不是说他不能考验操作

2072
01:35:59,300 --> 01:35:59,600
而是说

2073
01:35:59,600 --> 01:36:02,700
这个游戏整体的卖点就是依靠文案

2074
01:36:02,700 --> 01:36:03,666
依靠角色

2075
01:36:03,666 --> 01:36:04,733
依靠角色人设

2076
01:36:04,733 --> 01:36:07,166
所以角色不能有任何的污点

2077
01:36:07,300 --> 01:36:08,966
或者甚至都不是污点

2078
01:36:09,000 --> 01:36:10,333
不能有任何

2079
01:36:10,333 --> 01:36:13,399
让超过百分之四十的人

2080
01:36:13,500 --> 01:36:16,533
会觉得有点犹疑的特质

2081
01:36:17,566 --> 01:36:21,399
甚至说很多时候就不能设定

2082
01:36:23,000 --> 01:36:25,000
主角喜欢吃海鲜

2083
01:36:25,000 --> 01:36:26,566
不管是男主还是女主

2084
01:36:26,566 --> 01:36:28,666
因为海鲜过敏的人很多

2085
01:36:28,733 --> 01:36:30,999
就是已经到了这样的一个情况了

2086
01:36:31,100 --> 01:36:31,400
但是

2087
01:36:31,400 --> 01:36:34,766
假设说你去玩个3A游戏啊什么之类的

2088
01:36:34,766 --> 01:36:35,766
大家的侧重点

2089
01:36:35,766 --> 01:36:39,466
大部分很多时候都是故事剧情也好

2090
01:36:39,466 --> 01:36:40,766
或者说是装备啊

2091
01:36:40,766 --> 01:36:43,466
或者说是游戏操作啊这些东西也好

2092
01:36:43,500 --> 01:36:45,600
就不会有那么多的人

2093
01:36:46,200 --> 01:36:47,966
集中在某一个角色的

2094
01:36:47,966 --> 01:36:49,566
人设的某一个细节上

2095
01:36:49,566 --> 01:36:51,066
去讨论去评价他

2096
01:36:51,066 --> 01:36:53,399
就是因为这个游戏除了这些东西之外

2097
01:36:53,400 --> 01:36:54,600
他有很多很多

2098
01:36:54,600 --> 01:36:56,800
可以给玩家带来乐趣的东西啊

2099
01:36:58,200 --> 01:36:59,966
主播说的是低分勾吗

2100
01:36:59,966 --> 01:37:00,733
这不是吧

2101
01:37:00,733 --> 01:37:02,099
闪耀暖暖又搭配

2102
01:37:02,100 --> 01:37:06,566
比赛战斗按照属性搭衣服

2103
01:37:06,700 --> 01:37:10,933
一件搭配完了之后比过关平分

2104
01:37:10,933 --> 01:37:13,199
这不还是那个那个意思吗

2105
01:37:13,400 --> 01:37:14,466
没什么差别啊

2106
01:37:14,466 --> 01:37:15,599
跟主播说的

2107
01:37:15,966 --> 01:37:18,099
因为我都玩这些都玩的

2108
01:37:19,533 --> 01:37:20,933
手游和主机游戏

2109
01:37:20,933 --> 01:37:21,566
也不是吧

2110
01:37:21,566 --> 01:37:23,933
不是所有手游大家都那么在乎

2111
01:37:23,933 --> 01:37:24,933
这个什么的

2112
01:37:25,166 --> 01:37:26,866
论坛越魔怔

2113
01:37:27,266 --> 01:37:28,566
基本上就说明

2114
01:37:28,566 --> 01:37:30,933
这个游戏本体的游戏性越低

2115
01:37:32,400 --> 01:37:33,466
真的真的

2116
01:37:33,466 --> 01:37:35,199
本体没什么玩的

2117
01:37:35,200 --> 01:37:37,700
然后才会去玩论坛

2118
01:37:38,100 --> 01:37:39,933
才会去脑补

2119
01:37:41,966 --> 01:37:44,499
或者说本体玩完了没什么内容

2120
01:37:44,500 --> 01:37:46,133
然后又要等更新

2121
01:37:46,266 --> 01:37:48,766
又被里面的某些角色牵绊着

2122
01:37:48,766 --> 01:37:50,099
没有办法走

2123
01:37:50,666 --> 01:37:55,533
然后才会不停的去论坛狂震啊之类的

2124
01:37:56,533 --> 01:37:58,166
本体越有意思

2125
01:37:58,200 --> 01:37:59,900
越没人玩论坛

2126
01:38:01,066 --> 01:38:03,933
或者说玩论坛讨论的也都是什么

2127
01:38:03,933 --> 01:38:07,899
也都是这种游戏性上的东西啊

2128
01:38:07,900 --> 01:38:10,800
那比如说我去看幻兽帕鲁的论坛

2129
01:38:10,933 --> 01:38:14,466
里面可能有教我怎么建家不卡帕鲁的

2130
01:38:14,566 --> 01:38:17,199
可能教我这个击剑怎么做

2131
01:38:17,200 --> 01:38:18,933
然后效率才最高的

2132
01:38:19,066 --> 01:38:20,599
可能有推荐这个

2133
01:38:20,600 --> 01:38:23,166
每个帕鲁的最佳氪金词条的

2134
01:38:23,200 --> 01:38:25,500
但是里面会会有人盯着

2135
01:38:25,966 --> 01:38:27,366
天天天天盯着这个

2136
01:38:27,366 --> 01:38:29,366
比如说里面的女角色

2137
01:38:29,666 --> 01:38:31,333
佐伊和暴电熊是吧

2138
01:38:31,333 --> 01:38:33,799
那佐伊在这个摸爬滚打的时候

2139
01:38:33,900 --> 01:38:36,933
会不会被这个别的小男生欺负过啊

2140
01:38:36,966 --> 01:38:39,333
那莉莉当上这个百合女王

2141
01:38:39,333 --> 01:38:41,399
当上塔主的时候会不会

2142
01:38:41,400 --> 01:38:43,866
这个有跟下面的下属谈过恋爱

2143
01:38:43,866 --> 01:38:45,466
会有人关心这种问题吗

2144
01:38:45,466 --> 01:38:46,666
没有那是因为

2145
01:38:46,666 --> 01:38:49,133
这个游戏里面有很多能玩的事情

2146
01:38:49,133 --> 01:38:51,199
没有必要盯着那几个角色的故事

2147
01:38:51,200 --> 01:38:53,466
一直抠来抠去的是吧

2148
01:38:55,866 --> 01:38:57,199
发现有些人也是这样

2149
01:38:57,200 --> 01:38:59,066
没内容只能论坛魔怔

2150
01:38:59,066 --> 01:38:59,666
我们觉得

2151
01:38:59,666 --> 01:39:00,166
v圈

2152
01:39:00,166 --> 01:39:02,799
并不是包含在我们讨论的范围之内啊

2153
01:39:03,000 --> 01:39:04,700
v圈其实不是没内容

2154
01:39:04,700 --> 01:39:06,400
论坛魔怔反而是

2155
01:39:07,100 --> 01:39:08,000
怎么说呢

2156
01:39:08,700 --> 01:39:09,533
一群

2157
01:39:11,500 --> 01:39:13,666
本质爱好抽象的人

2158
01:39:15,166 --> 01:39:15,999
然后呢

2159
01:39:17,400 --> 01:39:18,700
选择了一些

2160
01:39:19,966 --> 01:39:23,099
首先比较能力强

2161
01:39:23,100 --> 01:39:27,166
就是因为我们三三弟会唱歌跳舞

2162
01:39:27,200 --> 01:39:28,066
能走能跑

2163
01:39:28,066 --> 01:39:29,899
本身就比二弟能力强吧

2164
01:39:29,966 --> 01:39:32,133
本来就在这个金字塔比较顶端

2165
01:39:32,133 --> 01:39:33,766
的地方同时呢

2166
01:39:33,766 --> 01:39:36,066
他们本人又不能

2167
01:39:36,066 --> 01:39:39,466
也不会真正的去回应下面的这些

2168
01:39:39,666 --> 01:39:40,766
魔怔也好

2169
01:39:40,766 --> 01:39:43,499
然后萌萌也好的观众回什么

2170
01:39:44,300 --> 01:39:47,266
就他们需要一个摆在上面的神像

2171
01:39:47,266 --> 01:39:49,733
这个神像是偶尔去回应他们一下

2172
01:39:49,733 --> 01:39:50,399
那就更好

2173
01:39:50,400 --> 01:39:51,666
那不能天天回应他们

2174
01:39:51,666 --> 01:39:53,366
天天回应他们那就不是神像了

2175
01:39:53,366 --> 01:39:55,499
哪有神天天神这样的是吧

2176
01:39:56,000 --> 01:39:58,266
其实V87是对V87入脑了

2177
01:39:58,266 --> 01:39:59,266
是啊是啊

2178
01:39:59,366 --> 01:40:03,533
很多文化就是V87创造V87传播V87

2179
01:40:03,533 --> 01:40:06,333
相信V87 这个氛围信条

2180
01:40:06,533 --> 01:40:07,899
最后就是大家

2181
01:40:08,133 --> 01:40:10,099
大家一起玩的开心就好了

2182
01:40:10,100 --> 01:40:12,333
其实不在乎到底看哪个v啊

2183
01:40:12,400 --> 01:40:14,766
是吧推什么无所谓了

2184
01:40:15,566 --> 01:40:16,799
是猫雷斯科尼

2185
01:40:16,800 --> 01:40:17,900
是草莓猫

2186
01:40:18,066 --> 01:40:19,899
是AWE贴

2187
01:40:19,966 --> 01:40:22,599
其实差别都不是很大

2188
01:40:23,100 --> 01:40:25,100
你说我们看管人的人

2189
01:40:25,100 --> 01:40:26,533
或者我们当管人的人

2190
01:40:27,700 --> 01:40:29,766
十个里面能有一个真的有什么

2191
01:40:29,766 --> 01:40:32,366
艺术鉴赏能力非常非常之强啊

2192
01:40:32,366 --> 01:40:35,599
我能说出来他这个歌力哪里好

2193
01:40:35,600 --> 01:40:36,666
或者哪里差

2194
01:40:36,933 --> 01:40:40,999
这种人只能说10个里面没有一个吧

2195
01:40:41,666 --> 01:40:43,899
所以说这个v的哥力强弱啊

2196
01:40:43,900 --> 01:40:45,133
这个武力强弱

2197
01:40:45,133 --> 01:40:46,799
多半他们也不是真的关心

2198
01:40:46,800 --> 01:40:48,400
就是一个斗虫的工具

2199
01:40:48,533 --> 01:40:52,166
我喜欢的v哥力比你喜欢v的v强

2200
01:40:52,166 --> 01:40:53,499
所以我大于你

2201
01:40:53,500 --> 01:40:55,000
就是这样的一个道理

2202
01:40:55,000 --> 01:40:56,800
跟斗蛐蛐没啥差别

2203
01:40:57,000 --> 01:41:00,000
斗蛐蛐是刻在人类本性里的东西

2204
01:41:00,133 --> 01:41:01,566
我们B87怎么的

2205
01:41:01,600 --> 01:41:02,666
怎么你们B87

2206
01:41:02,666 --> 01:41:05,466
我们B87 你们B87 都来

2207
01:41:07,300 --> 01:41:09,333
真正纯良的v没啥话题

2208
01:41:09,333 --> 01:41:11,799
逗的我发现哥们们也有点意识到了

2209
01:41:11,800 --> 01:41:14,466
最近的风向开始转变成什么

2210
01:41:14,466 --> 01:41:16,166
这个v成绩很好

2211
01:41:16,533 --> 01:41:17,299
舰长很多

2212
01:41:17,300 --> 01:41:18,133
流水很高

2213
01:41:18,133 --> 01:41:20,099
但是在V8从来没见过他

2214
01:41:20,100 --> 01:41:21,333
那是好事呀

2215
01:41:21,333 --> 01:41:23,666
哈哈你们看过甄嬛传吗

2216
01:41:23,666 --> 01:41:25,299
像仪兄一样啊

2217
01:41:25,400 --> 01:41:27,500
这是大喜的事呀

2218
01:41:27,733 --> 01:41:30,566
这正说明了这个v的含金量嘛

2219
01:41:30,566 --> 01:41:31,933
是不是哎呦

2220
01:41:31,933 --> 01:41:32,866
怎么说呢

2221
01:41:33,566 --> 01:41:35,199
没什么好讨论的了

2222
01:41:35,200 --> 01:41:38,500
以前感觉V8还挺有意思

2223
01:41:38,500 --> 01:41:39,566
现在真没意思

2224
01:41:39,566 --> 01:41:40,899
不看了已经

2225
01:41:41,133 --> 01:41:42,966
但是不看V8吧又

2226
01:41:42,966 --> 01:41:45,166
其实我还在考虑

2227
01:41:45,166 --> 01:41:48,333
有没有一个这样的一个论坛

2228
01:41:48,333 --> 01:41:49,666
可以去代替他

2229
01:41:49,666 --> 01:41:51,999
然后去了解一下天下事迹

2230
01:41:52,000 --> 01:41:53,066
因为现在b太多了

2231
01:41:53,066 --> 01:41:54,666
不能光靠刷b站

2232
01:41:55,133 --> 01:41:57,399
刷b站同策划内容太多了

2233
01:41:58,300 --> 01:42:00,766
所以就没什么地方去讨论了是吧

2234
01:42:00,900 --> 01:42:02,366
我好饿呀

2235
01:42:05,700 --> 01:42:06,700
V8没活了

2236
01:42:06,700 --> 01:42:08,333
主办也没活了

2237
01:42:08,866 --> 01:42:11,066
一个人不能一辈子有活

2238
01:42:13,500 --> 01:42:15,733
我有活的时间已经蛮久的了

2239
01:42:15,733 --> 01:42:16,866
慢慢积累嘛

2240
01:42:16,866 --> 01:42:19,599
偶尔爆点活出来也挺好的

2241
01:42:24,366 --> 01:42:26,333
不要对自己要求太高

2242
01:42:26,466 --> 01:42:28,466
对自己要求太高

2243
01:42:28,466 --> 01:42:31,599
太高的话就是纯折磨自己

2244
01:42:33,000 --> 01:42:36,100
主要这个东西还是要先看一个心态吧

2245
01:42:36,100 --> 01:42:38,200
我觉得我真的就蛮吃心态

2246
01:42:38,200 --> 01:42:39,800
也蛮吃状态的

2247
01:42:40,200 --> 01:42:41,733
只要我不慌

2248
01:42:42,533 --> 01:42:45,066
就起码能维持在一个水平线以上

2249
01:42:45,066 --> 01:42:47,299
但是如果说我要是一慌的话

2250
01:42:47,300 --> 01:42:49,700
那就连水平线以上的这个行为

2251
01:42:49,900 --> 01:42:52,866
或者说水平线以上的水平都维持不了

2252
01:42:56,133 --> 01:42:57,933
你别说他们不认识小b

2253
01:42:58,066 --> 01:43:00,199
我都不认识好吧

2254
01:43:00,533 --> 01:43:02,966
不是说小b不小b的问题

2255
01:43:02,966 --> 01:43:05,166
也不是说什么哎呀主播你体量大了

2256
01:43:05,166 --> 01:43:06,099
谁都不认识

2257
01:43:06,133 --> 01:43:07,599
人太多了

2258
01:43:09,266 --> 01:43:10,299
人太多了

2259
01:43:10,300 --> 01:43:11,366
你要留在那留言多好

2260
01:43:11,366 --> 01:43:14,566
以前觉得同期出道的大家差不多

2261
01:43:14,566 --> 01:43:19,366
其实都都互相会有一点认识吧

2262
01:43:19,866 --> 01:43:21,666
对吧跟我同期出道的

2263
01:43:21,666 --> 01:43:23,866
多半多半都会认识一些

2264
01:43:24,400 --> 01:43:26,266
怎么什么时候带大伙出去

2265
01:43:26,266 --> 01:43:28,499
这个我不行我不行

2266
01:43:28,500 --> 01:43:29,466
我才不带

2267
01:43:34,200 --> 01:43:35,566
哎这什么表情

2268
01:43:38,766 --> 01:43:40,599
哈哈哈哎

2269
01:43:40,600 --> 01:43:42,366
有没有人给我截图啊

2270
01:43:51,300 --> 01:43:53,133
这两边眉毛还不对称

2271
01:43:58,300 --> 01:44:00,100
乖孙的手速慢了是吧

2272
01:44:00,100 --> 01:44:01,800
没注意没注意

2273
01:44:02,800 --> 01:44:04,100
原谅我吧

2274
01:44:04,866 --> 01:44:06,133
原谅我吧

2275
01:44:11,166 --> 01:44:13,999
打完这把收拾收拾准备

2276
01:44:16,066 --> 01:44:16,866
下播

2277
01:44:18,533 --> 01:44:20,699
不是在犯罪

2278
01:44:22,466 --> 01:44:24,999
一个人崩溃

2279
01:44:26,066 --> 01:44:28,499
并不是在犯罪

2280
01:44:31,100 --> 01:44:34,100
啊不是别人就怎么解脱

2281
01:44:35,200 --> 01:44:36,466
不一样的不一样

2282
01:44:36,466 --> 01:44:38,699
不不不不不不一样的

2283
01:44:39,000 --> 01:44:41,866
这个烟人截出来图才是经典

2284
01:44:43,200 --> 01:44:44,500
主播自己截

2285
01:44:44,900 --> 01:44:46,866
感觉怎么样都没那个味

2286
01:44:47,533 --> 01:44:49,466
他心早有预备

2287
01:44:49,500 --> 01:44:50,900
还不算太黑

2288
01:44:53,366 --> 01:44:55,999
不胜万岁是也

2289
01:44:56,000 --> 01:44:58,200
无罪还不够

2290
01:44:58,200 --> 01:45:00,666
爱你的人才受罪

2291
01:45:01,100 --> 01:45:02,100
正常哥点吗

2292
01:45:02,100 --> 01:45:03,900
要听什么嘿

2293
01:45:04,133 --> 01:45:06,699
自由难道不珍贵

2294
01:45:08,933 --> 01:45:10,799
一个人崩溃

2295
01:45:12,900 --> 01:45:14,700
不是在犯罪

2296
01:45:16,733 --> 01:45:18,533
一个人崩溃

2297
01:45:20,533 --> 01:45:22,399
不是在犯罪

2298
01:45:25,400 --> 01:45:26,666
爱很简单

2299
01:45:51,600 --> 01:45:55,266
其实我觉得我多半我也没有办法

2300
01:45:55,266 --> 01:45:56,599
下播再玩战算了

2301
01:45:56,600 --> 01:45:58,300
我搞不好又睡着了

2302
01:45:59,266 --> 01:46:01,899
最近这两天都是12点之前睡着

2303
01:46:01,900 --> 01:46:04,366
然后第二天6点多就起了

2304
01:46:04,400 --> 01:46:06,533
我起这么早干嘛呀

2305
01:46:09,000 --> 01:46:11,600
好奇工坊叔叔的分成

2306
01:46:11,600 --> 01:46:13,200
工坊没分成吧

2307
01:46:13,566 --> 01:46:16,899
但提现的时候会扣一点

2308
01:46:17,600 --> 01:46:19,333
嗯因为要交税

2309
01:46:21,166 --> 01:46:23,066
应该还是会扣一点的

2310
01:46:27,000 --> 01:46:30,266
天黑都已无所谓

2311
01:46:32,133 --> 01:46:36,766
是是非非无法抉择喔

2312
01:46:39,133 --> 01:46:40,866
没有后悔

2313
01:46:40,866 --> 01:46:43,899
为爱日夜去跟随

2314
01:46:44,300 --> 01:46:46,066
谁说他是健康的作息

2315
01:46:46,066 --> 01:46:49,766
我觉得你不如说是我日夜颠倒的作息

2316
01:46:50,200 --> 01:46:54,566
我来回不断变更的作息

2317
01:46:54,600 --> 01:46:57,566
终于倒到了一个看起来正常的时间

2318
01:46:57,966 --> 01:46:59,799
他会在某一个下午

2319
01:46:59,800 --> 01:47:02,000
我陷入沉眠之后

2320
01:47:03,566 --> 01:47:04,799
彻底的被打碎

2321
01:47:04,800 --> 01:47:07,533
又进入一轮不健康的循环了

2322
01:47:07,666 --> 01:47:09,999
他只是随机到这里了

2323
01:47:11,366 --> 01:47:13,733
看不到网友小酷在说什么呀

2324
01:47:13,733 --> 01:47:16,066
看不见你哎

2325
01:47:16,066 --> 01:47:18,299
在说什么啊

2326
01:47:18,300 --> 01:47:19,166
我吃点东西吧

2327
01:47:19,166 --> 01:47:21,766
家人们我还剩了半块

2328
01:47:21,766 --> 01:47:24,399
是吗你你工坊差一个东西

2329
01:47:24,400 --> 01:47:26,133
联动和舰长补2月

2330
01:47:26,133 --> 01:47:26,999
舰长有啊

2331
01:47:32,700 --> 01:47:34,733
怎么还有联动和舰长补2月

2332
01:47:34,733 --> 01:47:35,766
舰长礼物的

2333
01:47:36,066 --> 01:47:38,299
也变个不停

2334
01:47:39,000 --> 01:47:41,866
用最真诚的心

2335
01:47:42,500 --> 01:47:45,133
让爱变得简单

2336
01:47:46,366 --> 01:47:47,166
复杂哦

2337
01:47:49,000 --> 01:47:50,200
那这不简单吗

2338
01:47:50,200 --> 01:47:51,966
你当你是普通回舰长

2339
01:47:51,966 --> 01:47:54,699
然后补那个联动回的舰长礼物呗

2340
01:47:56,366 --> 01:47:57,999
拍一个你拍一个那个

2341
01:47:58,000 --> 01:48:01,866
哈哈加购的那个初回限定58

2342
01:48:01,866 --> 01:48:04,999
哎不不毛绒吧唧套组哎

2343
01:48:06,166 --> 01:48:07,666
这不就拿下了吗

2344
01:48:07,900 --> 01:48:10,000
联动会舰长补2月礼物

2345
01:48:10,000 --> 01:48:12,133
跟2月舰长补联动会礼物

2346
01:48:12,133 --> 01:48:13,766
那本质上不是一样的吗

2347
01:48:13,766 --> 01:48:15,366
是吧我真聪明

2348
01:48:15,366 --> 01:48:16,899
天呐哈哈哈

2349
01:48:19,933 --> 01:48:21,933
还要再骗一次女神

2350
01:48:31,933 --> 01:48:34,733
都补完了啊

2351
01:48:34,733 --> 01:48:36,366
再宣传一下大家

2352
01:48:36,366 --> 01:48:37,999
主播那个联动徽章

2353
01:48:38,000 --> 01:48:40,166
最后还能收拾出来5段

2354
01:48:41,700 --> 01:48:43,266
也不是收拾出来五队吧

2355
01:48:43,266 --> 01:48:45,933
就是主播补掉了五队

2356
01:48:46,700 --> 01:48:49,766
还有为了谢谢大家的

2357
01:48:50,100 --> 01:48:51,066
嘿嘿

2358
01:48:51,933 --> 01:48:54,266
我没想到这这这能卖出去

2359
01:48:54,266 --> 01:48:55,933
甚至还卖出去了10多人

2360
01:48:55,933 --> 01:48:59,466
好开心所以每个人会送两个展示盒

2361
01:48:59,966 --> 01:49:05,366
展示盒是那种那个小的立起来的啊

2362
01:49:05,400 --> 01:49:07,400
其实就是8级展示套了

2363
01:49:07,766 --> 01:49:11,099
然后一个是牛油果绿有16的颜色

2364
01:49:11,100 --> 01:49:12,000
一个是浅紫色

2365
01:49:12,000 --> 01:49:13,200
我的颜色特别合适

2366
01:49:13,200 --> 01:49:14,000
是吧

2367
01:49:14,766 --> 01:49:16,133
好开心耶

2368
01:49:17,700 --> 01:49:21,133
到时候会这个一起发给大家嗯

2369
01:49:27,100 --> 01:49:27,900
让你看看

2370
01:49:27,900 --> 01:49:30,333
就是那个那个那个那个

2371
01:49:30,400 --> 01:49:32,566
等等等我看看等我看一下

2372
01:49:32,566 --> 01:49:34,566
他做出来实物图了没啊

2373
01:49:34,733 --> 01:49:36,333
我已经下单了

2374
01:49:36,366 --> 01:49:38,999
他说可能这两天就会给我图啊

2375
01:49:39,700 --> 01:49:40,866
牛油果绿

2376
01:49:40,933 --> 01:49:42,566
这不是很正常的吗

2377
01:49:42,566 --> 01:49:43,766
牛油果绿就是

2378
01:49:45,200 --> 01:49:46,966
都有果绿的配色呀

2379
01:49:50,133 --> 01:49:50,899
正好正好

2380
01:49:50,900 --> 01:49:52,666
你把你地址再发我一下

2381
01:49:52,666 --> 01:49:53,999
我给你整整

2382
01:49:54,333 --> 01:49:55,599
我给你也寄一顿

2383
01:49:55,600 --> 01:49:57,266
然后给我妈妈也寄一顿

2384
01:49:57,266 --> 01:49:59,199
嘿嘿哈哈哈

2385
01:49:59,200 --> 01:50:00,533
早上好花花

2386
01:50:02,266 --> 01:50:04,166
我们牛油果绿怎么了

2387
01:50:04,266 --> 01:50:06,799
我们牛油果绿就是这个颜色呀

2388
01:50:15,866 --> 01:50:17,366
喏就是这个

2389
01:50:17,366 --> 01:50:20,599
他头发的绿色跟我头发的紫色

2390
01:50:31,933 --> 01:50:34,066
好收拾收拾准备下班

2391
01:50:57,733 --> 01:51:00,333
主要我冰箱里面还冻着一块

2392
01:51:00,333 --> 01:51:03,599
今天买回来的肉不惦记他

2393
01:51:05,366 --> 01:51:08,266
肥猫去工坊增加一件联动

2394
01:51:08,266 --> 01:51:09,766
回家订礼物

2395
01:51:09,933 --> 01:51:10,866
那是什么

2396
01:51:17,466 --> 01:51:18,466
工坊有呀

2397
01:51:30,800 --> 01:51:33,700
现在就在那个工坊挂着呀

2398
01:51:34,100 --> 01:51:41,066
reach for the summit visions Ray the one toss steadily the end

2399
01:51:46,133 --> 01:51:47,066
只剩5件

2400
01:51:47,066 --> 01:51:49,266
但你是下单2月 现场

2401
01:51:51,666 --> 01:51:53,799
他是这样的是吧

2402
01:51:54,200 --> 01:51:57,100
and rise rise

2403
01:51:58,266 --> 01:52:01,099
make them remember you rise

2404
01:52:03,466 --> 01:52:05,533
哎我怎么被你绕进去了呢

2405
01:52:06,300 --> 01:52:07,966
等到月末统计

2406
01:52:07,966 --> 01:52:10,899
那个什么时候你抢了其他人的名额

2407
01:52:10,900 --> 01:52:13,533
现在只剩4件了啊

2408
01:52:14,200 --> 01:52:15,133
哦对了

2409
01:52:16,133 --> 01:52:18,466
原来你说的是补库存的意思啊

2410
01:52:18,466 --> 01:52:20,199
我还以为啊

2411
01:52:20,500 --> 01:52:22,300
好好好没问题

2412
01:52:24,700 --> 01:52:29,100
没事反正这个属于是实际库存啊

2413
01:52:29,100 --> 01:52:30,400
送完即止那种

2414
01:52:31,766 --> 01:52:31,966
这

2415
01:52:31,966 --> 01:52:35,066
我还在思考要不要再配点什么东西啊

2416
01:52:36,766 --> 01:52:40,666
因为确实我们这个单价是有点略贵的

2417
01:52:40,666 --> 01:52:42,099
反正都要弄一次

2418
01:52:42,100 --> 01:52:46,266
那个快递还在思考这个问题

2419
01:52:46,700 --> 01:52:48,333
总算算成本吧

2420
01:52:49,700 --> 01:52:52,000
好像同样是在新年盲盒的时候

2421
01:52:52,000 --> 01:52:52,700
也发生过

2422
01:52:52,700 --> 01:52:54,200
是啊是啊

2423
01:52:54,766 --> 01:52:56,133
我那个新年盲盒

2424
01:52:56,133 --> 01:52:58,966
现在刚做出来一半的东西呢

2425
01:53:02,700 --> 01:53:05,133
还有一半正在自由发挥中

2426
01:53:14,800 --> 01:53:16,466
查询速度见多

2427
01:53:18,366 --> 01:53:19,933
配一个百合音搜

2428
01:53:19,933 --> 01:53:20,733
什么玩意

2429
01:53:24,100 --> 01:53:26,466
那这是68能得到的

2430
01:53:26,766 --> 01:53:29,299
68买一段百合音声

2431
01:53:29,300 --> 01:53:32,133
然后还送两个带展示盒的

2432
01:53:32,133 --> 01:53:33,299
毛绒吧唧

2433
01:53:33,300 --> 01:53:34,533
美死你了

2434
01:53:37,333 --> 01:53:39,866
哎呦美的你

2435
01:53:40,166 --> 01:53:41,966
这是另外的价钱

2436
01:53:44,500 --> 01:53:45,733
我操麒麟

2437
01:53:45,900 --> 01:53:48,666
我声音大是因为行得正

2438
01:53:50,900 --> 01:53:52,866
哦听完麒麟再下播吧

2439
01:53:52,866 --> 01:53:54,499
好久没听麒麟了

2440
01:53:55,300 --> 01:53:57,600
我声音大因为我行得正

2441
01:53:58,800 --> 01:53:59,700
大脑都说通天大道

2442
01:53:59,700 --> 01:54:02,000
大炮都得不爆一丝邪乱我心的节拍

2443
01:54:02,000 --> 01:54:02,900
看在歌词里面自由

2444
01:54:02,900 --> 01:54:04,333
结果大陆终究不对镜子绝

2445
01:54:04,333 --> 01:54:06,399
舞门八派的在空跟头摔个跤

2446
01:54:06,400 --> 01:54:07,733
不管你的快乐场球不服气的

2447
01:54:07,733 --> 01:54:08,366
挨个打招招牌

2448
01:54:08,366 --> 01:54:09,999
怎么战斗就是飞速奔腾快的道路

2449
01:54:10,100 --> 01:54:11,400
不能吗当然不能

2450
01:54:13,466 --> 01:54:16,866
这块当发当作你上堂课下课的正当午

2451
01:54:16,866 --> 01:54:18,599
让烈日焚了你的浊气

2452
01:54:18,600 --> 01:54:19,933
你又何必害怕

2453
01:54:19,933 --> 01:54:22,699
不前尘我自有一口气

2454
01:54:22,800 --> 01:54:24,333
一剑开天门

2455
01:54:25,333 --> 01:54:27,566
百合英雄是没有价格的

2456
01:54:30,333 --> 01:54:32,133
没有这种业务捏

2457
01:54:32,966 --> 01:54:35,399
主要你们你们听百合音生

2458
01:54:35,400 --> 01:54:37,566
真的有百合音生这种东西吗

2459
01:54:41,000 --> 01:54:43,333
不要不要不要不要你们嗑

2460
01:54:43,333 --> 01:54:45,733
CP不要嗑到重毒脸上了

2461
01:54:49,333 --> 01:54:52,566
这间风光也不错

2462
01:54:54,566 --> 01:54:56,066
签一个打印

2463
01:55:00,766 --> 01:55:03,899
有啊徽章上就有签名了

2464
01:55:08,400 --> 01:55:10,333
真的不能问你们怎么说

2465
01:55:10,733 --> 01:55:12,766
我要克你克的CP

2466
01:55:12,766 --> 01:55:15,866
你克的CP不是暗头强克的

2467
01:55:15,866 --> 01:55:19,166
是要在生活中发现CP的美

2468
01:55:19,800 --> 01:55:21,266
首先哪有百合

2469
01:55:21,266 --> 01:55:22,533
你还不知道他

2470
01:55:26,800 --> 01:55:27,200
首先

2471
01:55:27,200 --> 01:55:30,266
有没有可能他们在强克我们两个人

2472
01:55:30,266 --> 01:55:33,899
你就是百合的一份子啊你就是

2473
01:55:36,566 --> 01:55:38,333
你给我整笑了

2474
01:55:39,266 --> 01:55:40,566
你给我整笑了

2475
01:55:45,133 --> 01:55:47,399
百合从闻声而来啊

2476
01:55:47,500 --> 01:55:50,300
支了耳朵跑了过来问哪有百合

2477
01:55:50,300 --> 01:55:52,166
然后大家盯着他看

2478
01:55:53,300 --> 01:55:54,400
好搞笑

2479
01:55:56,100 --> 01:55:58,300
斯密巴塞真的好搞笑

2480
01:56:02,133 --> 01:56:03,566
别叫醒我

2481
01:56:03,566 --> 01:56:05,566
我不忍躲伤

2482
01:56:05,566 --> 01:56:07,699
未落下心魄

2483
01:56:10,400 --> 01:56:13,533
就任放过也不错

2484
01:56:13,533 --> 01:56:14,933
我要带着我的亲戚我的家人

2485
01:56:14,933 --> 01:56:17,066
带着我的兄弟们在仙女下面摆造型

2486
01:56:17,200 --> 01:56:20,333
哈哈好久都没有唱这首歌了

2487
01:56:20,333 --> 01:56:23,099
感觉舌头都打就打在一起了

2488
01:56:23,733 --> 01:56:25,366
从武当天到南少林

2489
01:56:25,366 --> 01:56:26,999
从武当当到南少林

2490
01:56:27,000 --> 01:56:28,366
我要带着我的旗帜我的全场

2491
01:56:28,366 --> 01:56:30,399
带上我的兄弟们的胜利前辈白造型

2492
01:56:30,400 --> 01:56:31,766
我要比你看得过的听的过的

2493
01:56:31,766 --> 01:56:33,799
那些所有华丽故事讲在一起嗨到底

2494
01:56:33,800 --> 01:56:35,366
我要把这天地真心从我眼前红色

2495
01:56:35,366 --> 01:56:37,266
我要化作一团热血里的火烧云

2496
01:56:37,266 --> 01:56:38,899
从武当德到南少林

2497
01:56:38,900 --> 01:56:40,966
从武当当到南少林就像

2498
01:56:41,100 --> 01:56:41,900
都被人卖了

2499
01:56:41,900 --> 01:56:42,933
还给人数钱

2500
01:56:42,933 --> 01:56:43,466
都没人

2501
01:56:43,466 --> 01:56:45,799
你们把人都欺负的都不说话了

2502
01:56:54,566 --> 01:56:55,899
自从当了虚拟主播

2503
01:56:55,900 --> 01:56:57,800
越来越尊重虚拟角色

2504
01:56:58,466 --> 01:57:00,899
有时候在嗑CP之前

2505
01:57:00,966 --> 01:57:02,866
先摸着胸口问问自己

2506
01:57:03,000 --> 01:57:05,500
这些角色真的愿意被你嗑吗

2507
01:57:05,566 --> 01:57:06,366
是吧

2508
01:57:07,166 --> 01:57:09,199
当你闻声赶来的时候

2509
01:57:09,200 --> 01:57:11,133
却发现嗑到的是自己

2510
01:57:11,133 --> 01:57:13,099
这是一种什么样的心情呢

2511
01:57:13,700 --> 01:57:15,366
处于一种哎

2512
01:57:15,366 --> 01:57:17,166
沉默寡言的状态啊

2513
01:57:17,166 --> 01:57:20,333
你的倾诉对象

2514
01:57:22,600 --> 01:57:26,966
电话约在从前约会的地方

2515
01:57:26,966 --> 01:57:30,933
要陪你唱歌吃饭我结账

2516
01:57:31,666 --> 01:57:35,999
保持优良习惯

2517
01:57:38,666 --> 01:57:39,666
你说最

2518
01:57:39,700 --> 01:57:41,300
好啦要下播了

2519
01:57:41,300 --> 01:57:44,166
明天下我要去研究一下

2520
01:57:44,166 --> 01:57:46,466
我的新买的啊

2521
01:57:46,466 --> 01:57:48,599
这个东西真的很奇葩

2522
01:57:48,900 --> 01:57:50,333
有一个东西叫什么

2523
01:57:50,400 --> 01:57:53,133
你们有没有买过牛膝盖骨啊

2524
01:57:56,566 --> 01:57:59,666
我买了一块牛膝盖骨的肉

2525
01:58:02,400 --> 01:58:04,900
它看起来跟牛腩差不多

2526
01:58:09,466 --> 01:58:12,399
想试试看拿它做汤是什么感觉

2527
01:58:12,400 --> 01:58:15,000
猫说了三遍我都没听懂

2528
01:58:15,600 --> 01:58:16,500
啥意思啊

2529
01:58:20,500 --> 01:58:21,533
是啥意思啊

2530
01:58:21,933 --> 01:58:24,733
哈喽啊超级鲨鱼巨人

2531
01:58:24,733 --> 01:58:28,733
OWWO

2532
01:58:29,400 --> 01:58:31,733
你那个牛膝盖骨怎么了

2533
01:58:32,566 --> 01:58:33,699
牛波棱盖

2534
01:58:35,100 --> 01:58:36,200
牛膝好吃

2535
01:58:36,200 --> 01:58:38,066
我没吃过这个东西啊

2536
01:58:38,066 --> 01:58:39,199
这我第一次买

2537
01:58:39,466 --> 01:58:42,566
我看它长得像牛尾巴我才买回来的

2538
01:58:42,766 --> 01:58:45,199
结果买回来之后发现跟我脸一样大

2539
01:58:45,200 --> 01:58:47,666
那块肉我服了

2540
01:58:50,900 --> 01:58:53,733
牛膝盖马膝盖这些都没啥肉

2541
01:58:53,933 --> 01:58:56,866
没有他那个肉还蛮多的

2542
01:58:57,100 --> 01:59:02,300
大概是直径有个15厘米20厘米左右

2543
01:59:02,366 --> 01:59:04,566
中间那个骨头其实蛮大

2544
01:59:04,566 --> 01:59:07,766
但是周围一圈也也也也有挺多肉的

2545
01:59:07,766 --> 01:59:08,866
好奇怪啊

2546
01:59:09,266 --> 01:59:11,333
你当时说你买了牛膝

2547
01:59:11,333 --> 01:59:12,499
这是什么工艺

2548
01:59:12,500 --> 01:59:15,266
牛膝哈哈哈

2549
01:59:15,266 --> 01:59:17,533
我说我买了牛膝啊

2550
01:59:17,533 --> 01:59:18,333
然后

2551
01:59:19,166 --> 01:59:21,533
哎我的口音真的这么重吗

2552
01:59:21,533 --> 01:59:22,333
洪哥

2553
01:59:23,366 --> 01:59:24,333
真的吗

2554
01:59:27,600 --> 01:59:30,466
啊超级鲨鱼巨人

2555
01:59:30,700 --> 01:59:33,100
自从你成为了主播的提督

2556
01:59:33,100 --> 01:59:36,700
这还是你第一次来主播直播间看主播

2557
01:59:36,900 --> 01:59:39,400
主播以为你都把主播忘了呢天呐

2558
01:59:40,733 --> 01:59:41,699
杀西不利

2559
01:59:44,800 --> 01:59:46,566
好吧他走了

2560
01:59:49,600 --> 01:59:50,933
怎么有人开题

2561
01:59:50,933 --> 01:59:54,266
都一个月看一分钟直播呀

2562
01:59:54,533 --> 01:59:58,199
真是一分钟有千斤重啊

2563
01:59:59,533 --> 02:00:01,499
谢谢专业白给的牛蛙

2564
02:00:01,500 --> 02:00:04,100
我在讲我们魔法世界又断网了

2565
02:00:04,100 --> 02:00:05,900
我们魔法世界没断网

2566
02:00:05,900 --> 02:00:07,533
他真的就是一块肉而已

2567
02:00:07,533 --> 02:00:09,199
又被肥猫吓跑

2568
02:00:09,866 --> 02:00:10,999
对不起嘛

2569
02:00:11,800 --> 02:00:13,066
神兵8赛

2570
02:00:16,700 --> 02:00:17,533
没法睡

2571
02:00:22,733 --> 02:00:25,099
主播真的有这么吓人吗

2572
02:00:25,866 --> 02:00:26,666
嗯

2573
02:00:27,500 --> 02:00:30,000
你说有时候主播怕把你们吓跑了

2574
02:00:30,000 --> 02:00:31,333
不欢迎你们吧

2575
02:00:31,333 --> 02:00:32,799
你们又要闹主播

2576
02:00:32,800 --> 02:00:35,933
主播一点也不重视主播好

2577
02:00:35,933 --> 02:00:37,866
不容易见一次面的人

2578
02:00:38,133 --> 02:00:39,366
主播问候一下

2579
02:00:39,366 --> 02:00:41,333
然后又被主播吓跑了

2580
02:00:41,466 --> 02:00:43,466
怎么忍耐

2581
02:00:43,566 --> 02:00:47,533
你给过我的伤害

2582
02:00:47,533 --> 02:00:52,066
是没有一句责怪

2583
02:00:55,700 --> 02:00:58,200
戒了烟染上悲

2584
02:00:58,333 --> 02:00:59,499
花钱看挺多的

2585
02:00:59,500 --> 02:01:01,266
还要花时间看

2586
02:01:01,600 --> 02:01:05,733
你们说的好像好像在坐牢

2587
02:01:06,000 --> 02:01:10,200
看主播直播原来是这么痛苦的一件事

2588
02:01:15,166 --> 02:01:17,199
眼泪都要下来了

2589
02:01:17,300 --> 02:01:19,400
人家都想隐身偷窥

2590
02:01:19,933 --> 02:01:21,933
好吧没问题

2591
02:01:27,300 --> 02:01:28,266
拜拜大家

2592
02:01:28,266 --> 02:01:31,966
我要去跟我的牛膝盖骨搏斗了

2593
02:01:31,966 --> 02:01:34,333
因为我不想把它冻到冰箱里

2594
02:01:34,333 --> 02:01:37,999
冻完了之后感觉就不太好用

2595
02:01:43,366 --> 02:01:44,766
你以为都像老爷爷

2596
02:01:44,766 --> 02:01:48,399
人被这么大一个猫头忽略还不怕哇

2597
02:02:17,533 --> 02:02:20,933
sack of love stopped again forever go

2598
02:02:21,066 --> 02:02:24,499
hello hello me ask i don't know

2599
02:02:25,200 --> 02:02:26,100
哈哈哈啊

2600
02:02:26,100 --> 02:02:29,200
我现在一听这首歌就想起了这个

2601
02:02:29,866 --> 02:02:32,366
这个唱法我真受不了了

2602
02:02:32,366 --> 02:02:34,666
把我们苏利口人的温柔

2603
02:02:34,666 --> 02:02:36,533
毁灭的一干二净

2604
02:02:38,300 --> 02:02:39,566
全完了

2605
02:02:41,066 --> 02:02:41,866
哎

2606
02:02:49,766 --> 02:02:51,166
你们没有听过吗

2607
02:02:59,366 --> 02:03:03,866
你要不出个这个翻岔已经过时了

2608
02:03:15,533 --> 02:03:18,266
过时了这是2018年的

2609
02:03:18,266 --> 02:03:20,533
这都已经五六年过去了

2610
02:03:22,933 --> 02:03:26,099
主播这样的老东西还在玩这样的梗啦

2611
02:03:52,300 --> 02:03:53,966
i don't know how to fly

2612
02:03:54,066 --> 02:03:57,333
i i i i don't know how to fly

2613
02:03:57,533 --> 02:03:59,066
i don't know how to fly

2614
02:04:01,200 --> 02:04:03,000
不要来别走好吗

2615
02:04:04,100 --> 02:04:07,066
不行我要去做牛膝盖骨了

2616
02:04:07,066 --> 02:04:09,933
再再不去的话它炖不熟了

2617
02:04:09,933 --> 02:04:12,199
12点之前得把它炖熟吧

2618
02:04:12,533 --> 02:04:14,366
现在都10点半了

2619
02:04:15,133 --> 02:04:15,933
你的爱

2620
02:04:26,466 --> 02:04:28,566
and i love you

2621
02:04:28,666 --> 02:04:30,099
哎呀好好高啊

2622
02:04:30,100 --> 02:04:32,800
没法跟着这个阿尔法这个唱啊

2623
02:04:32,800 --> 02:04:34,733
哎呦天生吃

2624
02:04:34,733 --> 02:04:35,933
你们真变态

2625
02:04:35,933 --> 02:04:37,133
牛肉都生吃啊

2626
02:04:37,133 --> 02:04:38,333
小心寄生虫啊

2627
02:04:55,133 --> 02:04:56,899
what the hell's going on

2628
02:04:56,900 --> 02:04:58,933
can someone tell me please

2629
02:04:59,500 --> 02:05:00,200
i'm not switching fragments

2630
02:05:00,200 --> 02:05:01,900
and the chillings on tv

2631
02:05:01,900 --> 02:05:05,500
i'm Ragstan and wine now something with a lie

2632
02:05:05,500 --> 02:05:08,933
my inner meaning isn't poor i don't know how to fight

2633
02:05:08,933 --> 02:05:10,566
what the hell's going on

2634
02:05:10,566 --> 02:05:12,466
can someone tell me please

2635
02:05:12,700 --> 02:05:14,000
i'm not switching fragments

2636
02:05:14,000 --> 02:05:15,733
and the chimings on tv

2637
02:05:15,733 --> 02:05:19,199
i'm Ragstan and wine now something with a lie

2638
02:05:19,200 --> 02:05:22,700
my inner meaning and some boys don't know how to fight

2639
02:05:22,800 --> 02:05:24,600
the camera with mess is

2640
02:05:24,733 --> 02:05:26,466
more than i can take

2641
02:05:26,466 --> 02:05:29,699
when i'm proud against the lake with a million

2642
02:05:29,700 --> 02:05:31,366
the camera with mess is

2643
02:05:36,066 --> 02:05:37,533
又在刻啥呀

2644
02:05:37,533 --> 02:05:42,366
又在怎么怎么怎么怎么奇奇怪怪的呢

2645
02:05:45,500 --> 02:05:46,933
我以前不感觉

2646
02:05:46,933 --> 02:05:50,199
大家这个百合豚的症状这么严重

2647
02:05:51,400 --> 02:05:54,900
我与百合屯总是像有一路女士一样

2648
02:05:55,966 --> 02:05:57,866
情趣高超的

2649
02:05:59,933 --> 02:06:02,466
这个客人有品有德的

2650
02:06:02,466 --> 02:06:05,466
怎么还有大家这种暗头强客的呢

2651
02:06:06,200 --> 02:06:07,133
真奇怪

2652
02:06:11,066 --> 02:06:14,133
拜拜然后谢谢

2653
02:06:16,533 --> 02:06:17,599
今天没有s

2654
02:06:17,600 --> 02:06:19,866
谢谢QQ酱的舰长

2655
02:06:20,333 --> 02:06:23,366
谢谢韭菜的梦幻花车

2656
02:06:24,133 --> 02:06:27,299
谢谢饭团和常胜的魔法旅行箱

2657
02:06:27,600 --> 02:06:29,300
这是饭团的梦幻花车

2658
02:06:29,300 --> 02:06:31,200
和好人的疯狂应援

2659
02:06:31,200 --> 02:06:32,700
获得你爱的感动

2660
02:06:32,700 --> 02:06:33,933
感谢支持

2661
02:06:35,066 --> 02:06:38,099
拜最后还是两个小时吗

2662
02:06:38,100 --> 02:06:40,333
主播真是嘴硬心软

2663
02:06:40,333 --> 02:06:41,799
还是播两个小时

2664
02:06:42,666 --> 02:06:44,166
我人真好

2665
02:06:45,966 --> 02:06:47,266
赞美一下自己

2666
02:06:47,266 --> 02:06:48,599
我人真好