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送给我睇电波那嘅刺激

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NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA

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NA NA NA

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NA NA NA NA

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喂

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喂

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da

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da da da da

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da

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虽然我现在这个弹幕机坏了

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我看不到大家在说什么

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但想必都是直播间里

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充斥着对主播的这个想念之情

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的意美之词吧哦

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啊谢谢九叔送的人气票啊

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谢谢西门星耀的小花呀

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啊怎么这么客气啊

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主播主播还没露脸呢

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就就就就开始送礼物啊

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给主播搞的不好意思了

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哎

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真的我你们现在说啥我看不见的

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等会开门了再跟我再说一遍啊

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哎呦今天这个有点问题

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na na na na

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这是谁呀

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然后一直叫我学这个

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萨姆莎我之前都没听

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感觉还可以

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但是一看就不是主播能唱的歌

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主播最多KK一下

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da da da da da我依然会思念你

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嗨

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哈喽哈喽

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早上好啊

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我们好久没见了是吧

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哎呦这声音这歌声真挺大

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嗨

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啊把这个改一下让我看一下

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好我们现在只剩67个舰长了

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不过这也在

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也在什么

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也在主播的意料之中啊

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哈哈毕竟昨天前天都有事没播嘛

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这个掉

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掉出来是正常的掉出来是正常的

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哈喽哈喽

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早上好早上好

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想我了吗

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想我了没

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早上好天天

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早上好小月

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早上好小熊妈妈早上好

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一个是早上好

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天呐看你在评论区里面问我是吧

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问我什么时候直播我没回你

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不是因为我有价值

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不是因为我是大v

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而是因为我也不知道我啥时候有空

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哎呀又又要开始比较忙起来了

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今天跟明天应该是可以播的然后

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周六应该是可以播的

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哎呀我应该手画一个周表

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我下播手画一个吧

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把那个感觉播不了的天打叉

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感觉能播的天打个对号

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感觉不能播的天打个问号

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我们可以回归到原始时代呀

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啊谢谢明晨雪满树的粉丝团灯牌

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获得你艾利格多

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感谢支持啊

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不过现在是不是有个活动来着

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哎呦声音好小

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我都不敢大声说话了

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把歌放大点声把歌放大点声吧

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声音好小啊啊啊啊

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说那个现在有一个

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那个什么星图闪耀出道页的那个

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按照每天送礼物的人

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然后来决定排名的

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哎

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这样的活动主播这辈子都参加不了啦

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哈喽东一早上好啊

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早上好东方坐

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早上好菠萝蜜

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蜜蜂哥早上好

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谢谢谢谢

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早上好

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一个是啊

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早上好网友

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小酷早上好

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紫音早上好石锤很生蛋

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吹烟宝早上好

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晃晃还有还有

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哎呦好香

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我今天

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今天得贴在屏幕上看你们的弹幕了

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不能不能

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不能离太远了

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以前怕烟人

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烟人那个什么呀

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怕烟人下头

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我屏幕都挺远的

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今天离屏幕近点

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离屏幕再远看不清了

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哎呀

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凑近点感觉像老花眼了

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把眼镜戴上吧

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哎呀看了初三粉丝那个视频

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这都啥时候的视频了

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怎么还能退的出去啊

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这都是啥时候了

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嗯了

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12刀呀什么时候成虚拟主播了

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他不是最近还要发个性装扮吗

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我关注了一个做模型挺厉害的

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然后画画也挺有自己风格的老师

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然后他好像是刷到的粉丝啊

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他刷到的粉丝

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然后这个负责对方更新装扮的制作

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还刷到了这条备战动态呢

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hello hello

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你们在我没开门的时候

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有没有跟我说什么呀

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你把小号改成了初三学生粉丝

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los版初三有点太大了

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我跟你说

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现在这个版本起码也得是什么

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呃怎么说呢

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呃

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三天在直播区狂打40万的大老板

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真身就是小学生

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起码

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起码得是这样的标题才能引人注意了

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你看这个初三粉丝

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那是一年多以前

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接近两年

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一年一年多吧

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一年多以前的视频了

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当时还没有这么离谱呢

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一般来说

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哎

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现在属于是这个未成年

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退款的小五百一千的没有人管

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退款的小五千一万的也是自己粉丝

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扫扫墓得是那种

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一个人推拿几十万才会有人

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卧槽谢谢饭团米亚

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在主播米亚米亚的直播间学会了

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见长啊碰到你

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奥利卡顿

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嘿嘿

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谢谢谢谢谢谢

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谢谢饭团的舰长

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感谢支持

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太破费了

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啊啊啊我不要冒问好

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错了错了

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好的你爱这个动

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太破费了

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哎我们依然人真是特别特别的好

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每次掉出来了

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然后都会等到小猫开播的时候来

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给小猫二话不说的

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哎呀大气

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愤愤厚重

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你还应该多开心开心

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哎我找到之前就是

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为什么有的时候感觉直播不在状态

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总有一种老无所依老无所养的感觉

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我找到原因了大家

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既不是我的椅子太矮

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也不是我的桌子太高

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也不是我变了

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也不是我的这个视力发生了下降

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主要原因是

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我把这个电脑

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放的离我的这个身体太远了

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然后

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我又习惯了把手搭在那个椅子背上

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或者是搭在那个椅子扶手上

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导致整个人有一种飘在虚空中

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皆若空游无所依的感觉

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我一把这个

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两个小臂都放在桌子上的时候

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就感觉整个人充满了一种马上要上课

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睡觉的安心感了

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现在胡说八道也更加的流畅了

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哎呦这毛病到底什么时候能改呀

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达茂达茂嗨

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怎么达茂机器人还有错字啊

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真真不智能

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真不智能

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你们可以试一下这种感觉

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就回到了这种夏天闷热的教室里面

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五六十个人一半低头一半抬头

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然后很多人在纸上奋笔疾书

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之后你把这个胳膊往桌上一趴

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然后脑袋就可以直接顺势倒下

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开始舔棉的感觉

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总结跟丫丫说话像是上课一样想睡觉

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丫丫人

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可比幼儿园的这个小班的小孩

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还要难带一点

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起码小孩不会天

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天闹着要跟老师结婚

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要叫老师妈妈对吧

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幼儿园小班

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还是

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还是分得清这个谁是自己的妈妈的

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而不是在我们直播间里面对吧

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做一只猫的妈妈

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哎呦

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现在不能回翻弹幕让我有种卧槽

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谢谢 5月来啊

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你是胡莱吧

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哈哈哈这个胡莱的舰长啊

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后宫女阿里嘎懂

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想了半天

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怎么有人给自己起名叫古月丨

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来啊那一个新爹的话

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呃上来我就叫他滚过来

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这样

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感觉不太符合我们直播间的风气啊

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也不太符合我们文明向上的

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这个虚拟区的

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这个直播宗旨

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是吧上一个新建章

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我把脸一拉哎

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古月滚过来

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这样的话赶紧

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感觉很奇怪啊

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幸好我把这个字拼起来念了一下

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还是主播反应快啊

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不太符合

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非常符合不好吧

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这样不好吧

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是吧

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我到时候就攻击一下吊船应援人是吧

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哈哈哈攻击一下吊船的应援人

241
00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:26,333
哎是吧

242
00:12:26,366 --> 00:12:28,266
这把是不是你打的有问题啊

243
00:12:28,266 --> 00:12:30,733
一个个天天在直播直播间发弹幕

244
00:12:30,733 --> 00:12:32,933
我看你也不像不看的样子呀

245
00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:34,666
这天天天天来

246
00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:36,933
怎么还不过过来上个剑桥是吧

247
00:12:37,133 --> 00:12:39,299
这样这样这样这样不好这样不好

248
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:40,266
还挺爽的

249
00:12:40,266 --> 00:12:43,199
真傻不叫你小胡就行了

250
00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,000
行吧

251
00:12:44,933 --> 00:12:46,199
你长胖了吗

252
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,266
怎么把名字改成这样子了

253
00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:50,366
确实挺不错的吧

254
00:12:50,366 --> 00:12:51,166
好吧好吧

255
00:12:51,166 --> 00:12:53,266
我知道知道

256
00:12:53,266 --> 00:12:54,799
因为我太客气了

257
00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:57,166
我说啥都没有什么攻击性

258
00:12:57,166 --> 00:12:58,666
大家都会觉得像

259
00:12:58,933 --> 00:13:01,266
像什么平常我在说话的时候

260
00:13:01,266 --> 00:13:03,166
就像小猫在喵喵叫一样

261
00:13:03,166 --> 00:13:04,366
虽然你可能听不懂

262
00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:06,766
但你还是觉得卡哇伊呢

263
00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:09,466
哎你看

264
00:13:09,466 --> 00:13:10,766
卡哇伊啊

265
00:13:10,766 --> 00:13:12,599
你会你会这么感觉

266
00:13:14,133 --> 00:13:14,999
但是假设

267
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:15,933
说什么假设

268
00:13:15,933 --> 00:13:17,366
说我要生气的时候

269
00:13:17,366 --> 00:13:22,299
你就会觉得啊啊啊你听不懂啊

270
00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:25,366
但是你也会觉得哇卡哇伊他生气了

271
00:13:25,366 --> 00:13:26,566
好可爱他

272
00:13:26,566 --> 00:13:28,866
他叫我声真萌哎

273
00:13:31,766 --> 00:13:34,099
赛博电子宠物的一生

274
00:13:34,300 --> 00:13:37,533
没有人在意它到底是不是生气了

275
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:42,400
生气了也会被人围成一团凑在一起啊

276
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:43,566
可爱可爱

277
00:13:43,766 --> 00:13:45,766
卡哇伊卡哇伊哦

278
00:13:47,466 --> 00:13:50,466
没有人在意他真的很生气呢

279
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:53,500
主播说话为啥闭着眼睛

280
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,600
因为我困我困

281
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,666
我今天干了一件很缺德的事

282
00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:02,500
我要在直播间忏悔一下

283
00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:05,266
我今天干了一件很缺德的事

284
00:14:06,366 --> 00:14:08,499
我下午考完试然后

285
00:14:09,866 --> 00:14:11,533
又做了一下周边

286
00:14:11,533 --> 00:14:12,699
然后画了一下

287
00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:14,966
那个我们护肤衣服的示意图

288
00:14:14,966 --> 00:14:15,399
之后啊

289
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,200
我想给自己做点吃的吧

290
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:18,733
我就去冰箱里翻翻翻

291
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,266
翻到一包那个咸蛋黄

292
00:14:21,366 --> 00:14:24,566
这玩意是属于非常珍贵的这个食材啊

293
00:14:24,566 --> 00:14:27,399
之前一直被我塞在冰箱里吃着忘了

294
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,500
没舍得吃

295
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:29,966
而且可以理解为忘了

296
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,366
其实基本上就是没劲了

297
00:14:32,366 --> 00:14:34,999
然后正好又翻出一包玉米啊

298
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:38,000
我就想我们要不做点那个大菜吧

299
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:41,500
做点我最爱的蛋黄焗玉米这个菜

300
00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:43,600
因为它是要油炸的嘛

301
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:47,066
所以来这边我一直都没有做过

302
00:14:47,066 --> 00:14:48,499
因为油炸这个东西

303
00:14:49,700 --> 00:14:52,566
我没有办法让它不崩到我身上

304
00:14:52,566 --> 00:14:54,533
每次它都会崩到我身上

305
00:14:54,533 --> 00:14:56,566
你说衣服要洗也就算了

306
00:14:56,566 --> 00:14:59,199
我可以弄一个本来就脏了的衣服

307
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:02,766
去做它但是每次它都崩到我的手

308
00:15:02,766 --> 00:15:03,766
我觉得很疼

309
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:05,933
我觉得好像也没有那么想吃啊

310
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,500
今天心血来潮的做了一下

311
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:10,933
那个油炸的蛋黄焗玉米

312
00:15:11,466 --> 00:15:12,733
结果做完之后

313
00:15:12,733 --> 00:15:16,533
他那个用了一个比较浅的锅去做

314
00:15:16,766 --> 00:15:19,133
他的崩到外面的那个程度

315
00:15:19,133 --> 00:15:21,133
就远超我的想象了

316
00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:22,566
我们家这个灶台

317
00:15:22,566 --> 00:15:24,566
本来之前不是擦干净了吗

318
00:15:24,566 --> 00:15:27,499
后面后面保持的也挺好的

319
00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:30,133
结果我今天哈哈

320
00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:32,866
我今天在我控制不了的时候

321
00:15:32,866 --> 00:15:36,966
在炒那个蛋黄翻沙的时候啊呃啊

322
00:15:38,700 --> 00:15:40,000
房间哎呀

323
00:15:40,066 --> 00:15:42,366
怎么快50人观看了

324
00:15:42,366 --> 00:15:45,066
我们之前通街到这个时候

325
00:15:45,066 --> 00:15:46,933
起码100来个人啦

326
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,800
哎呀这都有点腰斩了

327
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:49,966
笨蛋猫猫

328
00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:51,666
他就蹦到那个

329
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:53,866
怎么说呢

330
00:15:53,866 --> 00:15:55,766
灶台的那个炉板上

331
00:15:55,766 --> 00:15:57,666
关键这边的那个灶台

332
00:15:57,666 --> 00:16:00,899
它还是直接加热那个板子的

333
00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:03,600
我做完菜之后就看着它发呆

334
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,900
因为它那个温度下的特别特别慢

335
00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:06,566
我没有办法

336
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:07,733
现在就擦它

337
00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:10,800
擦擦用纸啊用布啊之类的

338
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:13,166
都容易被直接烫化

339
00:16:13,166 --> 00:16:15,333
直接就粘在那个灶台上面

340
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:18,566
我就想那我先吃两口吧

341
00:16:18,566 --> 00:16:21,133
那我现在反正也没有办法擦

342
00:16:21,133 --> 00:16:23,766
那我这这再吃两口吧

343
00:16:23,933 --> 00:16:26,399
吃两口之后我觉得哎呀好困好困

344
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:27,533
我睡一会吧

345
00:16:27,533 --> 00:16:29,166
我就定了个闹钟啊

346
00:16:29,166 --> 00:16:30,133
结果我忘了

347
00:16:30,133 --> 00:16:33,566
我这个手机掉电特别快

348
00:16:33,566 --> 00:16:34,933
我睡觉之前

349
00:16:34,933 --> 00:16:38,266
好像这个手机也就剩了20%多的电

350
00:16:38,266 --> 00:16:39,199
我一觉起来

351
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:40,733
我一看天怎么黑了

352
00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:41,866
我心想啊

353
00:16:42,066 --> 00:16:43,399
我今天要直播

354
00:16:43,533 --> 00:16:45,266
然后对吧

355
00:16:45,266 --> 00:16:48,533
赶快拿起手机想看一眼时间

356
00:16:48,533 --> 00:16:50,666
我现在这怎么天怎么黑这么晚

357
00:16:50,666 --> 00:16:53,133
我定的是5点来钟起来的闹铃

358
00:16:53,266 --> 00:16:55,333
怎么怎么没有反应呢

359
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:56,499
一看手机关机了

360
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:57,700
我心想完记

361
00:16:57,733 --> 00:17:01,099
哈哈记啊

362
00:17:03,766 --> 00:17:05,733
其他板子上放锅挡着

363
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,999
但是那个锅还还是要擦呀

364
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:08,466
怎么说

365
00:17:08,466 --> 00:17:11,799
我本来都没有没有起来的意思

366
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:12,966
我一直睡

367
00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:13,966
睡的不行

368
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:15,000
直到

369
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:18,666
我听见厨房传来淅淅嗦嗦的一阵动静

370
00:17:18,666 --> 00:17:22,299
啊还有这个小鱼自言自语的一句

371
00:17:22,366 --> 00:17:23,766
这是些什么

372
00:17:23,966 --> 00:17:26,133
然后我一下就打了个激灵

373
00:17:26,133 --> 00:17:29,199
就想起来我那个厨房板子还没擦呀

374
00:17:31,266 --> 00:17:34,066
我马上披头散发的跑到厨房

375
00:17:34,066 --> 00:17:37,333
哎呦差点跪下磕头啊

376
00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:39,799
这种事情好像已经不是第一次了

377
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,400
余小姐又找我谈话了

378
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:42,166
没有没有

379
00:17:42,166 --> 00:17:43,566
我意识到这件事的时候

380
00:17:43,566 --> 00:17:45,599
我马上就爬起来了

381
00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:48,400
马上就爬起来了

382
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,700
该被弹坏了

383
00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:50,533
没有没有了

384
00:17:50,533 --> 00:17:52,599
我是自己去赎罪的

385
00:17:53,366 --> 00:17:56,399
我是我是自愿磕头的

386
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,866
思密万岁思密万岁

387
00:17:59,366 --> 00:18:01,066
没有了没有了这个

388
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,666
我妈在这个集体生活中

389
00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:06,999
确实给余小姐带来了很多麻烦

390
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,866
哈哈哈后座机思密

391
00:18:08,866 --> 00:18:11,133
发现这不是甜甜甜的问题啊

392
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:14,766
你们抛开这个百合屯的百合脑不谈

393
00:18:15,666 --> 00:18:16,666
是吧这个

394
00:18:17,466 --> 00:18:20,499
本来这个厨房就比较狭小的情况下

395
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:23,000
一个室友做完饭然后没收拾

396
00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:24,300
你想做饭的时候

397
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:27,000
你发现你下午三四四五点钟回来

398
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,533
你发现他一直没动静

399
00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:31,366
等到六七点钟也不见他出来收拾

400
00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:34,166
虽然我知道我是睡着了吧

401
00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:34,666
哎呀

402
00:18:34,666 --> 00:18:36,733
等到六七点钟也不见他出来收拾

403
00:18:36,733 --> 00:18:38,333
你想用这个灶台了

404
00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:38,966
你没有办法

405
00:18:38,966 --> 00:18:41,866
你只能自己收拾对方留下的这个残渣

406
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,600
肯定会很生气的

407
00:18:43,733 --> 00:18:46,899
对不起哈哈哈哈

408
00:18:47,100 --> 00:18:48,266
中秋节上班

409
00:18:48,266 --> 00:18:49,199
斯密巴斯

410
00:18:50,733 --> 00:18:52,199
啊斯密巴斯

411
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,933
喵喵喵喵喵

412
00:18:56,933 --> 00:18:58,733
后赌你爱里个毒

413
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,366
哈哈伟大伟大

414
00:19:01,366 --> 00:19:02,533
无许多言

415
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,933
啊我的我的忏悔

416
00:19:07,933 --> 00:19:09,766
这就是我的忏悔

417
00:19:12,066 --> 00:19:14,699
嗯其实我也不是完全没收拾

418
00:19:15,366 --> 00:19:16,799
就是他介于一种

419
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:19,566
收拾了跟没收拾的状态之间啊

420
00:19:19,766 --> 00:19:21,199
因为那个台板没擦

421
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:25,066
但是我把地擦了我把地擦了

422
00:19:25,066 --> 00:19:26,799
我把那个台面擦了

423
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:29,533
然后擦到一半我感觉整个人要关机了

424
00:19:29,533 --> 00:19:30,699
就回去睡觉了

425
00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:31,500
哎呀

426
00:19:32,466 --> 00:19:32,899
感觉

427
00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:36,166
我确实是有一种拆家的天赋在身上了

428
00:19:36,166 --> 00:19:36,899
这个这个

429
00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:39,200
确实是不太好啊不太好

430
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:42,799
哎还是蛮内疚的

431
00:19:45,766 --> 00:19:46,566
啊

432
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:51,000
说起来我还在想

433
00:19:57,066 --> 00:20:00,366
算了这个事情等想好了之后

434
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:03,366
再来跟大家说说吧嗯

435
00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:09,566
我呃还有一件事想问问大家

436
00:20:09,566 --> 00:20:13,666
我这个月想做那种新的

437
00:20:13,666 --> 00:20:15,999
工艺的亚克力啊

438
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,100
不要问主播为什么跟亚克力杠上了

439
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,000
因为这张图

440
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,466
我在见到他的第一眼

441
00:20:21,466 --> 00:20:23,299
我就觉得他宿命之舟

442
00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:26,533
一定要变成一个亚克力啊

443
00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:32,300
这看着就是天选亚克力坯子吧

444
00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:33,100
是吧

445
00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:36,599
这不可能做出除了亚克力之外的东西

446
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,500
重大通知

447
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:40,133
不是不是重大通知

448
00:20:40,133 --> 00:20:42,566
是那个呃

449
00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:46,166
被被家里面逼疯了

450
00:20:46,166 --> 00:20:47,766
产生了一些妄想

451
00:20:51,133 --> 00:20:51,933
哎

452
00:20:52,466 --> 00:20:55,333
是被这个充满了蚊子的环境啊

453
00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:58,166
对不起充满了苍蝇的环境逼疯了

454
00:20:58,166 --> 00:20:59,599
产生的妄想

455
00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:03,500
你们不觉得那种昆虫振翅的声音啊

456
00:21:04,566 --> 00:21:07,199
我不知道他算是低频还是高频

457
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:07,666
总之

458
00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:11,333
昆虫振翅的声音是非常非常明显的

459
00:21:11,333 --> 00:21:12,799
不管他离你多远

460
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:16,933
然后不管他是具体的分贝是大是小

461
00:21:16,933 --> 00:21:20,099
只要他在你这个封闭空间内存在

462
00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:22,400
你就很难很难去忽视他

463
00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:24,466
不管是苍蝇还是蚊子

464
00:21:24,466 --> 00:21:26,333
其实蚊子要更过分一点

465
00:21:26,466 --> 00:21:27,533
就我睡着了之后

466
00:21:27,533 --> 00:21:29,699
蚊子的那个声音还能把我吵醒

467
00:21:29,733 --> 00:21:30,666
但是我睡着之后

468
00:21:30,666 --> 00:21:32,599
苍蝇的声音应该是吵不醒我

469
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,700
不知道为什么就感觉特别尖锐

470
00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:35,500
哎

471
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,600
可能这也是猫的一种本能吧

472
00:21:38,733 --> 00:21:39,566
高频对

473
00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:41,199
这种高频的声音特别特别

474
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,133
特别的让人难受

475
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:45,866
怎么说呢

476
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:47,400
昨天

477
00:21:48,166 --> 00:21:53,666
我在整个房间里面使用了控制光源法

478
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,066
呃我把这个全家的

479
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:59,400
只要不是全房间的灯光关的剩一盏

480
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,566
然后观察这一盏灯边上有几个苍蝇

481
00:22:03,266 --> 00:22:05,499
发现我这个小小的房间里面

482
00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:08,000
竟然埋伏了4只苍蝇天哪

483
00:22:09,766 --> 00:22:11,166
最后今天我实在

484
00:22:11,166 --> 00:22:12,166
受不了了

485
00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:13,266
就拿那个

486
00:22:13,266 --> 00:22:16,366
我们有一门课的那个魔法学课本

487
00:22:16,366 --> 00:22:18,266
他大概有个多厚

488
00:22:18,266 --> 00:22:19,866
大约5厘米厚吧

489
00:22:19,966 --> 00:22:22,299
因为那些苍蝇都停在棚顶上

490
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:24,133
我根本没法够到他们

491
00:22:24,166 --> 00:22:25,566
我就没办法了

492
00:22:25,566 --> 00:22:27,133
我就拿着那个书

493
00:22:27,300 --> 00:22:29,600
然后往天花板上面扔

494
00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:36,300
可能也是因为这种高强度的体力运动

495
00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:37,933
让我体力不支

496
00:22:37,933 --> 00:22:40,499
然后很快的在下午睡着了吧

497
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,900
把纱窗剪了赶出去

498
00:22:44,933 --> 00:22:45,666
我跟你说

499
00:22:45,666 --> 00:22:48,999
我们家现在那个纱窗是虫子能钻进来

500
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:52,533
但是虫子钻不出去的这种情况啊

501
00:22:52,700 --> 00:22:55,933
因为我们这个窗玻璃它是两层的

502
00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:58,933
一层是那种对着外面的

503
00:22:58,933 --> 00:22:59,899
一层对着里面

504
00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:01,700
中间夹了一层纱窗

505
00:23:01,700 --> 00:23:03,100
应该是这种构造

506
00:23:03,733 --> 00:23:05,166
然后我就会发现

507
00:23:05,166 --> 00:23:06,499
即使我不开窗户

508
00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:12,333
也会有很多的苍蝇死在外边那层玻璃

509
00:23:12,333 --> 00:23:16,333
跟我们里面这层玻璃的夹层中间

510
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:18,866
都不知道他们为什么会这样子

511
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:22,300
怀疑邻居进行了一天逆天操作

512
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,900
就是说今天观察了一下

513
00:23:24,900 --> 00:23:26,966
客厅的那个窗台

514
00:23:26,966 --> 00:23:30,999
上面的苍蝇死尸的数量啊

515
00:23:32,366 --> 00:23:33,333
我们很怀疑

516
00:23:33,333 --> 00:23:36,666
邻居是不是在家里面杀人分尸

517
00:23:38,900 --> 00:23:40,266
真的哎呀

518
00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:43,133
主播该给家里的死水换一换

519
00:23:43,133 --> 00:23:44,333
消消毒了

520
00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:45,333
一般来说

521
00:23:45,333 --> 00:23:49,533
假设这个东西啊是家里面生出来的

522
00:23:50,466 --> 00:23:53,199
就假设这个东西是家里面生出来的

523
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:56,133
那么苍蝇最容易出现在什么地方

524
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,766
应该是最容易出现在卫生间

525
00:23:58,966 --> 00:24:01,133
或者是厨房之类的

526
00:24:01,133 --> 00:24:03,133
但是我们家的厨房很神奇的

527
00:24:03,133 --> 00:24:06,466
就是厨房基本上没有什么苍蝇

528
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,766
然后苍蝇都集中在靠窗户的地方和我

529
00:24:10,766 --> 00:24:12,299
还有原路的卧室

530
00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:15,566
虽然我的房间里面会有些吃的呃

531
00:24:15,566 --> 00:24:15,966
但是

532
00:24:15,966 --> 00:24:19,299
原路的房间里面是什么吃的都没有的

533
00:24:19,300 --> 00:24:20,800
但我们两个还是众

534
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,800
生平等的遭受了这个苍蝇的袭击

535
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,066
数量也相差不多

536
00:24:25,066 --> 00:24:26,933
所以这么控制变量得出来

537
00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:29,066
它应该就是外面飞进来的

538
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:33,066
对啊苍蝇更多的在窗外侧

539
00:24:33,066 --> 00:24:35,599
这完全不是家里面飞进来的

540
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:38,166
花10分钟把窗户封好就行

541
00:24:38,733 --> 00:24:39,466
怎么封啊

542
00:24:39,466 --> 00:24:40,999
拿胶带粘上吗

543
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,200
但是我们还要那什么着

544
00:24:43,733 --> 00:24:44,333
但是我们

545
00:24:44,333 --> 00:24:47,866
我们还要我们还要开窗户着呀

546
00:24:50,100 --> 00:24:54,000
感觉这个公寓的新风系统

547
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:55,866
有这种东西吗

548
00:24:56,166 --> 00:24:58,933
感觉这个公寓的新风系统不是很好用

549
00:24:58,933 --> 00:24:59,733
哎

550
00:25:06,466 --> 00:25:07,699
我发现这个

551
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:09,533
标题

552
00:25:09,533 --> 00:25:12,966
还是对于进场人数有一定的影响的

553
00:25:12,966 --> 00:25:16,533
比如我说我是特别可爱的杂谈猫猫

554
00:25:16,700 --> 00:25:18,100
大家就会觉得啊

555
00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:19,133
普普通通吧

556
00:25:19,133 --> 00:25:20,699
也没什么好看的

557
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,133
然后我今天一想

558
00:25:22,133 --> 00:25:24,799
我就不要写什么晚间杂谈早间杂谈

559
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:25,566
我又开始啊

560
00:25:25,566 --> 00:25:29,333
我是结果这个 25分钟

561
00:25:29,333 --> 00:25:32,133
就取得了我们往天非常凄凉的

562
00:25:32,133 --> 00:25:34,299
一个小时的进场数量哎

563
00:25:35,666 --> 00:25:38,699
看来大家还是对于这个直播间标题

564
00:25:38,700 --> 00:25:39,666
稍微抽象一点

565
00:25:39,666 --> 00:25:41,399
比较引人关注啊

566
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,666
一般叫中央空调

567
00:25:43,666 --> 00:25:45,399
哪来的新风系统

568
00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:48,600
是这样吗

569
00:25:49,366 --> 00:25:51,299
窗台上放个粘影纸

570
00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:53,800
是一台主机在室内循环

571
00:25:55,333 --> 00:25:56,666
那室内循环的话

572
00:25:56,666 --> 00:25:59,533
它不是实际上就没有带来新的空气吗

573
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:00,566
那它为什么

574
00:26:01,366 --> 00:26:02,166
为什么

575
00:26:03,100 --> 00:26:03,900
呃

576
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:07,400
那不就是不能起到换气的作用吗

577
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:10,066
只能起到一个心理安慰跟耗电的作用

578
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:12,200
哈

579
00:26:13,733 --> 00:26:16,599
新风系统适合室外空气循环

580
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:19,066
那什么时候我们有新风系统啊

581
00:26:19,100 --> 00:26:21,700
我应该我应该有新风系统吧

582
00:26:27,933 --> 00:26:30,899
今天这个歌单好符合我的爱好啊

583
00:26:34,666 --> 00:26:37,333
空调是调室温的笨蛋

584
00:26:44,066 --> 00:26:45,899
我今天没法禁言人

585
00:26:45,900 --> 00:26:47,000
你给我等着

586
00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:48,533
你给我等着

587
00:26:51,066 --> 00:26:51,866
哦

588
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:53,800
是这样的

589
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:54,800
新风系统

590
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,800
一听就是很高级的房子才有的我

591
00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,933
为什么会冒出来这样的一个词啊

592
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,900
隔音都没有的公寓还有新风

593
00:27:02,900 --> 00:27:04,333
也太高看我

594
00:27:05,100 --> 00:27:05,900
好吧

595
00:27:07,300 --> 00:27:10,900
我说做什么样的房子有新风系统啊

596
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:13,933
我了解了

597
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,300
新风系统

598
00:27:20,166 --> 00:27:21,866
wanna fight back to the streets

599
00:27:21,866 --> 00:27:23,333
member i always want to fight

600
00:27:23,333 --> 00:27:24,399
back to the streets

601
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:25,966
member i always want to fight

602
00:27:25,966 --> 00:27:26,933
back to the streets

603
00:27:26,933 --> 00:27:28,366
member i always want to fight

604
00:27:32,966 --> 00:27:34,766
只是产品的一个功能

605
00:27:34,766 --> 00:27:35,999
不是主要功能

606
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:39,466
不管是中央空调还是家用空调

607
00:27:39,466 --> 00:27:41,699
主要的功能都是调节温度

608
00:27:41,733 --> 00:27:43,066
空调的新风功能

609
00:27:43,066 --> 00:27:45,766
是通过进风口把空气抽进来

610
00:27:45,966 --> 00:27:47,766
经过初步粗浅的过滤

611
00:27:47,766 --> 00:27:50,933
同时进行制冷或加热后送到室内

612
00:27:51,100 --> 00:27:53,333
从回风口将室内已经制冷

613
00:27:53,333 --> 00:27:54,933
制热的空气排出

614
00:27:56,066 --> 00:27:57,866
这不跟正常的

615
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:02,333
空调没什么差别吗嗯

616
00:28:04,066 --> 00:28:07,499
安装了新风系统的房子有新风系统

617
00:28:10,900 --> 00:28:13,066
哎没有想到

618
00:28:13,300 --> 00:28:14,966
感觉我来到这边之后

619
00:28:14,966 --> 00:28:17,066
住过的最高级的房子

620
00:28:17,133 --> 00:28:19,299
竟然是学校的学生宿舍

621
00:28:21,566 --> 00:28:25,366
这是魔法预备生的学生宿舍啊

622
00:28:25,366 --> 00:28:26,333
那个时候

623
00:28:26,333 --> 00:28:29,599
我还是一个对未来充满憧憬的女孩

624
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:34,266
认为我的这个生活一定会光明前路

625
00:28:34,300 --> 00:28:36,666
什么往日啊

626
00:28:36,666 --> 00:28:38,066
怎么怎么说来着

627
00:28:39,533 --> 00:28:41,799
往日不可往事不可追啊

628
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:44,300
然后那个前路光明灿烂

629
00:28:45,966 --> 00:28:48,266
就取名为哎

630
00:28:48,333 --> 00:28:51,399
烂妃吧别人别人叫我个西妃

631
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:52,900
我叫了个烂妃

632
00:28:53,666 --> 00:28:56,199
属于是高开低走的点心啊

633
00:28:57,100 --> 00:28:58,666
当时我们还有这个

634
00:28:59,300 --> 00:29:02,333
每周一次的这个室内清洁

635
00:29:02,733 --> 00:29:06,399
还有全新的这个桌椅板凳啊

636
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:10,933
以及还有这个22小时上班的食堂

637
00:29:12,766 --> 00:29:15,699
还有24小时工作的自动贩卖机

638
00:29:15,700 --> 00:29:17,566
跟充足的光照

639
00:29:17,566 --> 00:29:20,066
还有这个智能的窗帘

640
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:24,200
跟这个非常非常好的顶灯

641
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:26,800
哎没有想到在之后的日子里面

642
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:29,600
我已经失去了顶灯

643
00:29:30,266 --> 00:29:32,933
啊啊妈呀

644
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,533
妈呀我看到那个

645
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:41,533
我这个电脑的这个

646
00:29:43,900 --> 00:29:45,466
我这个电脑的这个

647
00:29:45,466 --> 00:29:48,199
这个杀毒软件刚才给我弹窗

648
00:29:48,700 --> 00:29:52,733
出现了一个在电脑屏幕里面的

649
00:29:52,900 --> 00:29:55,566
脸上是问号的捂脸人啊

650
00:29:56,133 --> 00:29:57,533
我以为什么鬼图呢

651
00:29:57,533 --> 00:29:58,933
一看是杀毒软件

652
00:29:58,933 --> 00:30:01,466
说什么深度伪造

653
00:30:01,466 --> 00:30:05,099
如今比以往任何时候都能以假乱真啊

654
00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:06,966
帮助不诚信之人

655
00:30:06,966 --> 00:30:09,399
制作出逼真的虚假视频啊

656
00:30:09,566 --> 00:30:12,366
子弹让人们相信某人说过或做过

657
00:30:12,666 --> 00:30:15,066
但是其实是子虚乌有的事情

658
00:30:15,066 --> 00:30:16,966
他怎么翻译枪这么重

659
00:30:17,266 --> 00:30:20,333
深度伪造近几年才新兴出现

660
00:30:20,466 --> 00:30:22,366
这不就是AI换脸吗

661
00:30:22,466 --> 00:30:24,366
AI AI声控嘛

662
00:30:24,533 --> 00:30:26,699
然而这项技术

663
00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:29,600
如今已经精炼到了

664
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:31,400
令人震惊的高段位

665
00:30:31,566 --> 00:30:33,899
其应用也从单纯的新奇娱乐

666
00:30:33,900 --> 00:30:35,266
发展到混淆视听

667
00:30:35,266 --> 00:30:37,266
让人无法辨别真伪的地步

668
00:30:37,466 --> 00:30:39,733
让我们来研究一下深度伪造

669
00:30:39,733 --> 00:30:41,666
看看如何辨别真伪

670
00:30:43,466 --> 00:30:44,966
什么深度伪造

671
00:30:44,966 --> 00:30:47,666
通常用来冒充某个名人

672
00:30:47,933 --> 00:30:51,599
当然也可以冒充名不见经传的普通人

673
00:30:52,066 --> 00:30:53,899
拿来冒充名人吗

674
00:30:54,300 --> 00:30:55,366
这个我懂啊

675
00:30:55,366 --> 00:30:56,399
我了解啊

676
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:57,933
15年前经常有

677
00:30:57,933 --> 00:31:01,499
何老师在直播快乐大本营的时候

678
00:31:02,300 --> 00:31:04,600
何老师在快乐大本营直播的时候

679
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,800
不小心说出了杨幂的QQ号

680
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,766
竟然是22894962

681
00:31:09,133 --> 00:31:10,966
快添加杨幂的QQ号码

682
00:31:10,966 --> 00:31:13,933
晚了之后这个杨幂的好友就要加满喽

683
00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:17,133
啊

684
00:31:17,866 --> 00:31:19,933
一般用于欺骗受众啊

685
00:31:19,933 --> 00:31:23,266
让他们误以为某名人曾经做过一些事

686
00:31:23,266 --> 00:31:24,399
则真相都不然

687
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,666
也不用深度伪造这么复杂吧

688
00:31:26,666 --> 00:31:30,799
只需要你把这个管人的这个直播间

689
00:31:30,966 --> 00:31:32,299
截一下屏啊

690
00:31:32,500 --> 00:31:34,066
就骗骗我们

691
00:31:34,066 --> 00:31:35,399
什么骗我们管人

692
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:35,933
观众

693
00:31:35,933 --> 00:31:38,466
只需要把管人的直播间截一下屏

694
00:31:38,466 --> 00:31:39,499
然后随心所欲

695
00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:43,733
配上你想要当他说的话的字幕啊

696
00:31:43,766 --> 00:31:45,133
整点有爆点的

697
00:31:45,133 --> 00:31:47,566
这样的话只要传播到社区和论坛

698
00:31:47,566 --> 00:31:49,133
大家就都会相信的

699
00:31:49,733 --> 00:31:51,266
不需要做AI换脸

700
00:31:51,266 --> 00:31:52,966
也不需要做AI声控啊

701
00:31:52,966 --> 00:31:56,533
只需要截图然后p字幕就可以了嗯

702
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:00,566
今日把杀毒软件卸载了

703
00:32:00,566 --> 00:32:03,599
换成360 更适合中国小白体质

704
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:07,666
我觉得360本质上就是一个解压器吧

705
00:32:07,666 --> 00:32:09,533
就像是电梯的那个按钮

706
00:32:09,533 --> 00:32:10,499
在你没到之前

707
00:32:10,500 --> 00:32:12,466
他可以一直按一直按一直按一样

708
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:15,066
他感觉就是一个纯纯的安慰剂

709
00:32:15,066 --> 00:32:17,699
因为我玩游戏一卡我就会很生气

710
00:32:17,700 --> 00:32:18,066
这个时候

711
00:32:18,066 --> 00:32:20,566
桌面上要是有360的那个加速球

712
00:32:20,666 --> 00:32:22,333
我就会点那个加速球

713
00:32:22,333 --> 00:32:23,599
虽然没有任何作用

714
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:25,000
我知道没有任何作用

715
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,133
但是点完了之后

716
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,666
看到他电脑已使用40%

717
00:32:28,666 --> 00:32:30,066
然后下降到14%

718
00:32:30,066 --> 00:32:30,799
我还是会觉得

719
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,266
内心出现了很多快慰的情绪

720
00:32:34,933 --> 00:32:37,266
他对我还是蛮有作用的

721
00:32:37,266 --> 00:32:38,733
我的评价是

722
00:32:38,766 --> 00:32:39,566
呃

723
00:32:40,300 --> 00:32:41,933
所以说人知道的越少

724
00:32:41,933 --> 00:32:43,266
就容易越快乐

725
00:32:43,266 --> 00:32:45,899
假设说我是一个精通电脑的美颜迷亚

726
00:32:45,900 --> 00:32:47,600
那我还会因为这个快乐吗

727
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:48,766
我不会呀

728
00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:50,966
关了360就是最大作用

729
00:32:50,966 --> 00:32:51,333
对啊

730
00:32:51,333 --> 00:32:54,666
我之前那个好久没上幻兽帕鲁了

731
00:32:54,666 --> 00:32:55,899
我上了一下幻兽帕鲁

732
00:32:55,900 --> 00:32:58,000
结果360就给我爆

733
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:58,733
特别特别卡

734
00:32:58,733 --> 00:33:00,166
然后幻兽帕鲁还闪退

735
00:33:00,266 --> 00:33:03,299
我一想我就把我这个什么火绒安全

736
00:33:03,300 --> 00:33:06,366
什么什么360消毒卫士这些东西啊

737
00:33:06,366 --> 00:33:07,799
我全都退出去了

738
00:33:08,900 --> 00:33:11,100
之后游玩这个幻兽帕罗

739
00:33:11,100 --> 00:33:12,766
那叫一个畅通无阻

740
00:33:12,766 --> 00:33:14,566
天呐哈哈

741
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,066
游戏色了

742
00:33:16,066 --> 00:33:17,733
都怪电脑设备不好

743
00:33:17,733 --> 00:33:19,566
像小猫玩毛线球

744
00:33:19,566 --> 00:33:21,466
这是什么爪子

745
00:33:21,466 --> 00:33:22,899
呃捏住

746
00:33:23,300 --> 00:33:25,700
看看360加速球

747
00:33:25,733 --> 00:33:26,866
拍拍拍拍拍

748
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,200
你就别用火

749
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,566
龙了我用不够火龙吗

750
00:33:32,566 --> 00:33:34,533
我我尝试过卸他

751
00:33:34,533 --> 00:33:35,499
但是他卸不掉

752
00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:37,000
我就由他去了

753
00:33:37,900 --> 00:33:40,100
杀毒软件只用一个就行了

754
00:33:40,100 --> 00:33:42,000
他们会互相杀掉吗

755
00:33:42,333 --> 00:33:43,099
那如果说

756
00:33:43,100 --> 00:33:45,566
我把这个市面上所有的杀毒软件

757
00:33:45,566 --> 00:33:46,699
都下载出来

758
00:33:46,700 --> 00:33:48,133
他们可以互相养蛊

759
00:33:48,133 --> 00:33:50,366
然后选出

760
00:33:50,366 --> 00:33:53,266
哪个是市面上最强的杀毒软件吗

761
00:33:53,366 --> 00:33:54,733
有没有这样的综艺啊

762
00:33:54,733 --> 00:33:56,566
杀毒软件争霸赛之类的

763
00:33:56,566 --> 00:33:57,499
我想看

764
00:33:58,366 --> 00:33:59,699
卸不掉啊

765
00:33:59,700 --> 00:34:01,333
我现在刚才给我弹窗

766
00:34:01,333 --> 00:34:03,266
那个神秘无脸男的

767
00:34:03,466 --> 00:34:05,166
深度伪造的那个软件

768
00:34:05,166 --> 00:34:06,566
就不让我卸载他

769
00:34:06,666 --> 00:34:08,399
他不让我卸这个

770
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:09,166
这养蛊的

771
00:34:09,166 --> 00:34:10,399
有没有这样综艺啊

772
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,466
我想看电子动圈圈

773
00:34:13,066 --> 00:34:16,299
动圈圈就是人类的本能啊

774
00:34:16,300 --> 00:34:20,133
一切的PPT都是源于动圈圈啊好吧

775
00:34:21,533 --> 00:34:22,799
下载360来

776
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:25,333
卸载火融之后再卸载360

777
00:34:25,333 --> 00:34:26,299
好吧好吧

778
00:34:26,533 --> 00:34:28,499
杀毒软件都会在后台运行

779
00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:30,300
还会开机自启动

780
00:34:30,700 --> 00:34:32,366
他们确实是有点那个的

781
00:34:32,366 --> 00:34:33,933
你把电脑邮来我看看

782
00:34:33,933 --> 00:34:35,099
我才不给呢

783
00:34:37,533 --> 00:34:38,499
别想骗我

784
00:34:41,333 --> 00:34:43,566
我是很聪明的小猫

785
00:34:44,266 --> 00:34:46,533
50包邮我不如卖废铁

786
00:34:46,533 --> 00:34:47,933
我还卖给阴烟人

787
00:34:47,933 --> 00:34:50,666
有没有人叫更高的价格啊

788
00:34:52,133 --> 00:34:55,199
50包邮我不如去卖废铁呢

789
00:34:55,333 --> 00:34:56,133
我去

790
00:34:56,133 --> 00:35:00,399
在那个Facebook上面挂一个同城自取啊

791
00:35:01,466 --> 00:35:03,099
拾到一台电脑

792
00:35:03,266 --> 00:35:05,766
好吧然后马上就会有人上门

793
00:35:05,766 --> 00:35:07,166
把我的东西取走

794
00:35:08,133 --> 00:35:10,666
不过这边确实是还蛮那个什么的

795
00:35:10,666 --> 00:35:11,999
只要有一辆车啊

796
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,500
只要你足够有耐心

797
00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:15,400
你就可以嫖到所有的家具

798
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,000
因为总有人要搬家

799
00:35:17,266 --> 00:35:18,666
住公寓的人要搬家

800
00:35:18,666 --> 00:35:20,866
然后又不想花垃圾处理费

801
00:35:21,266 --> 00:35:24,766
又没有这个把这个家具搬下去的能力

802
00:35:24,766 --> 00:35:26,499
可能很多旧沙发呀

803
00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:27,733
破椅子呀

804
00:35:27,966 --> 00:35:30,766
哎呦然后这个有点瘸腿的桌子呀

805
00:35:30,766 --> 00:35:34,199
不太值钱的凳子呀这些东西就都会挂

806
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:35,666
上去免费送

807
00:35:35,933 --> 00:35:38,533
所以说理论上来说只要你有耐心啊

808
00:35:38,533 --> 00:35:40,866
就可以在拼拼凑凑之中

809
00:35:41,166 --> 00:35:43,666
找到所有适合自己家的家具

810
00:35:44,566 --> 00:35:46,599
好主意是啊是啊

811
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,533
闲鱼同城有没有这样的功能啊

812
00:35:50,766 --> 00:35:53,533
闲鱼同城应该也有这样的功能吧

813
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,366
我们垃圾佬一般不出这么多人

814
00:35:56,366 --> 00:35:58,699
看你是熟人给你100吧

815
00:35:59,566 --> 00:36:01,399
你给了我100我把电脑卖给你

816
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:03,466
你反手就要去图吧开箱了

817
00:36:03,466 --> 00:36:04,899
兄弟姐妹们啊

818
00:36:04,900 --> 00:36:09,500
今天100块收了一个这个暗影精灵

819
00:36:09,566 --> 00:36:11,099
啊我收了一个暗影精灵

820
00:36:11,100 --> 00:36:13,133
让我们看看还有什么东西能用啊

821
00:36:13,133 --> 00:36:14,133
顺带一提啊

822
00:36:14,133 --> 00:36:17,333
这是一台什么前VRF的电脑

823
00:36:17,333 --> 00:36:17,966
让我们看看

824
00:36:17,966 --> 00:36:20,599
这个电脑里面隐藏着怎样的数据垃圾

825
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:22,500
啊哈哈哈

826
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:23,900
女生自用

827
00:36:23,900 --> 00:36:26,200
99新对啊jpg

828
00:36:26,266 --> 00:36:29,733
嗯女大原位自幼无心

829
00:36:29,733 --> 00:36:32,333
破椅子怎么还有买原位椅子

830
00:36:32,333 --> 00:36:33,333
真恶心

831
00:36:34,466 --> 00:36:38,133
本来更适合加大体质的家居图吧

832
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:40,400
是啊你可以捡来捡去的

833
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:43,500
但是加大这边怎么说呢捡捡

834
00:36:45,133 --> 00:36:47,199
剪家具还是需要一些

835
00:36:48,733 --> 00:36:51,733
承受剪家具后果的这种对策的

836
00:36:51,733 --> 00:36:54,499
就是说你可以不在意皮肤病

837
00:36:54,500 --> 00:36:56,300
也不在意床虫啊

838
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,366
呃也不在意这个过敏啊之类的

839
00:36:59,366 --> 00:37:00,733
那你就可以去捡了

840
00:37:00,733 --> 00:37:02,966
因为很多被人家扔掉的家具

841
00:37:02,966 --> 00:37:04,766
尤其是带布料的

842
00:37:04,766 --> 00:37:06,999
什么床垫啊啊

843
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,700
什么什么这种布椅子啊之类的

844
00:37:09,700 --> 00:37:11,166
很有可能他都是

845
00:37:12,766 --> 00:37:17,299
有些感染性的疾病在上面的

846
00:37:17,366 --> 00:37:19,566
不是说消毒就能解决的问题啊

847
00:37:19,566 --> 00:37:23,466
可能最后请那个专业人士过来除床虫

848
00:37:23,466 --> 00:37:24,599
要花的钱

849
00:37:24,733 --> 00:37:30,499
远比那个你买一个全新的行菌床

850
00:37:30,533 --> 00:37:32,199
要贵的多的多呀

851
00:37:32,933 --> 00:37:33,666
不清洗吗

852
00:37:33,666 --> 00:37:34,566
洗不掉的

853
00:37:34,566 --> 00:37:36,166
这个是洗不掉的

854
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:37,600
它是非常顽强的

855
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:40,900
你想想对人类生物痛觉

856
00:37:40,900 --> 00:37:42,000
人类都已经这么

857
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:42,533
强大了

858
00:37:42,533 --> 00:37:44,899
我们都已经是食物链的顶端了

859
00:37:44,900 --> 00:37:47,900
除了出于我们的这个集体意志

860
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,700
保护的动物之外

861
00:37:49,700 --> 00:37:51,666
可以说是想吃啥吃啥

862
00:37:51,666 --> 00:37:52,933
想玩啥玩啥

863
00:37:53,266 --> 00:37:54,333
想做啥做啥

864
00:37:54,333 --> 00:37:55,366
这个生活水平

865
00:37:55,366 --> 00:37:56,866
跟地球上的其他物种

866
00:37:56,866 --> 00:37:59,499
那根本就不在一个档位上是吧

867
00:38:00,866 --> 00:38:03,299
就我们人类这么讨厌的东西

868
00:38:03,500 --> 00:38:05,133
这么深恶痛绝的东西

869
00:38:05,133 --> 00:38:07,466
什么蚊子苍蝇这些

870
00:38:07,466 --> 00:38:11,466
并不是在自然界里面一定要有它

871
00:38:11,566 --> 00:38:12,666
没它不行哎

872
00:38:12,666 --> 00:38:13,699
没它我咳嗽

873
00:38:13,700 --> 00:38:15,400
没有没有这样的动物哎

874
00:38:16,766 --> 00:38:19,933
就没了蚊子苍蝇这个世界也能好好的

875
00:38:19,933 --> 00:38:22,199
人类又这么讨厌蚊子和苍蝇

876
00:38:22,366 --> 00:38:24,199
但它还是没有灭绝

877
00:38:24,366 --> 00:38:27,399
这就说明它的生命力是非常顽强的

878
00:38:27,933 --> 00:38:30,599
人类是没有办法灭绝它的

879
00:38:31,466 --> 00:38:32,266
好吧

880
00:38:33,266 --> 00:38:35,066
你是食物链的底端

881
00:38:35,066 --> 00:38:37,499
你也只是人类食物链的底端

882
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:39,933
如果你真的是食物链底端的话

883
00:38:39,933 --> 00:38:40,566
你要想想

884
00:38:40,566 --> 00:38:43,066
你已经比这个世界上大部分

885
00:38:43,066 --> 00:38:44,666
有口难言啊

886
00:38:44,666 --> 00:38:47,733
言了你也听不懂的生物

887
00:38:47,733 --> 00:38:49,199
或者要好的多了

888
00:38:49,933 --> 00:38:50,733
对吧

889
00:38:51,766 --> 00:38:54,999
偷偷看紫色肥猫被室友逮到了怎么办

890
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:56,133
这好办啊

891
00:38:56,133 --> 00:38:58,066
下次你你开直播

892
00:38:58,066 --> 00:39:01,699
然后给大家讲述一下这个你跟室友的

893
00:39:01,700 --> 00:39:05,000
234 让我们直播间这帮魔怔

894
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,100
百合屯都去你直播间嗑

895
00:39:07,100 --> 00:39:09,766
你和你的室友哈哈哈

896
00:39:11,100 --> 00:39:11,933
这有什么的

897
00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:12,966
你就说嘛

898
00:39:12,966 --> 00:39:13,866
这是什么

899
00:39:13,933 --> 00:39:14,466
这是什么

900
00:39:14,466 --> 00:39:15,533
这是我的

901
00:39:16,133 --> 00:39:17,266
我的单推

902
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:18,700
呃我的单推啊

903
00:39:18,700 --> 00:39:21,500
我跟你介绍一下我的隐藏身份

904
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:24,966
其实我不光是在这个世界上

905
00:39:24,966 --> 00:39:26,699
普普通通的打工人

906
00:39:26,700 --> 00:39:28,066
学校里的这个

907
00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:30,800
呃祭奠中流的一份子

908
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:34,866
我还是什么神秘的燕燕单推人

909
00:39:35,133 --> 00:39:37,099
哈哈哈哈喽

910
00:39:37,700 --> 00:39:39,500
嗨我是你爹

911
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:41,200
参加一发嗨

912
00:39:41,900 --> 00:39:43,066
终于有人问了

913
00:39:43,066 --> 00:39:44,133
终于有人问了

914
00:39:44,666 --> 00:39:45,999
进来就没有有人问

915
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,066
你是我就可以

916
00:39:47,066 --> 00:39:48,699
赶快接一套丝滑脸颊

917
00:39:48,700 --> 00:39:49,600
我是你爹

918
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:50,400
哎

919
00:39:50,466 --> 00:39:52,966
今天直播了半个小时都没有人问我

920
00:39:52,966 --> 00:39:55,333
真的我真的好好

921
00:39:58,466 --> 00:40:01,499
好遗憾终于刚才惨淡一发

922
00:40:01,566 --> 00:40:03,666
补全了我的这个遗憾呐

923
00:40:03,933 --> 00:40:04,733
开心

924
00:40:05,333 --> 00:40:07,166
哈哈耶

925
00:40:10,733 --> 00:40:13,866
我是就等你上道

926
00:40:13,866 --> 00:40:15,266
对就等你上道了

927
00:40:15,266 --> 00:40:16,333
钩都放好了

928
00:40:16,333 --> 00:40:18,499
哎呀愿者上钩吧

929
00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:19,266
眯眼眯眼

930
00:40:19,266 --> 00:40:22,266
钓鱼拿大尾巴沾点什么

931
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:24,166
沾点沾点梗

932
00:40:24,166 --> 00:40:26,866
然后放到水里面等着一人抓

933
00:40:28,266 --> 00:40:30,766
早问了你没看到而已啊

934
00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:34,600
那可能是还没开播的时候吧

935
00:40:34,700 --> 00:40:36,133
哦中午好

936
00:40:41,933 --> 00:40:43,933
发表情是吧我也有

937
00:40:47,533 --> 00:40:48,899
他们长得像不像

938
00:40:54,566 --> 00:40:56,966
哎呀没哈哈哈

939
00:40:56,966 --> 00:40:59,266
哎呀弹幕刷太快没

940
00:41:00,900 --> 00:41:02,466
是我们弹幕急死了

941
00:41:02,466 --> 00:41:03,399
是吧是吧

942
00:41:05,100 --> 00:41:06,500
椰子摇尾巴

943
00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:08,000
其实

944
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:11,366
它只是伪装成尾巴的超级深水鱼雷啦

945
00:41:11,500 --> 00:41:13,133
你一摸它就会爆炸

946
00:41:15,900 --> 00:41:16,733
美呀美呀

947
00:41:16,733 --> 00:41:20,266
高贵的尾巴怎么能这么让人钻呢哼

948
00:41:22,266 --> 00:41:24,899
谢谢喵张亮的粉丝团灯牌

949
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:30,566
啊

950
00:41:42,866 --> 00:41:43,799
默契的我们

951
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,966
爱的有多跌宕

952
00:41:47,333 --> 00:41:48,266
曾以为是你

953
00:41:48,266 --> 00:41:49,299
关于你的

954
00:41:49,300 --> 00:41:50,533
都最最吝啬

955
00:41:55,100 --> 00:41:56,366
不行不行不行

956
00:41:56,500 --> 00:41:57,866
我得把我得把

957
00:41:58,933 --> 00:42:01,399
我得把我身上带的东西都摘掉

958
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:03,466
要不然的话我就想一直捏

959
00:42:03,966 --> 00:42:06,399
捏着捏着就忘了要讲话了

960
00:42:06,700 --> 00:42:08,500
怎么还没把计算器混完

961
00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:09,733
困死我了

962
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:13,800
在星期三

963
00:42:14,733 --> 00:42:18,399
星期三是这个世界上最最不好的一天

964
00:42:18,866 --> 00:42:20,733
星期一跟星期二的时候

965
00:42:20,766 --> 00:42:23,566
还可以在梦中回味一下

966
00:42:23,566 --> 00:42:24,799
刚刚过去的周六

967
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:25,600
周日

968
00:42:26,500 --> 00:42:28,333
星期四星期五的时候呢

969
00:42:28,333 --> 00:42:30,399
又非常的对未来有盼头啊

970
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:32,666
我觉得最开心的一天

971
00:42:33,133 --> 00:42:34,333
起码在学生时代

972
00:42:34,366 --> 00:42:36,866
最开心的一天就是周五晚上

973
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:40,566
因为抱着对对未来的无限期待啊

974
00:42:40,566 --> 00:42:43,133
而且知道自己今天睡着

975
00:42:44,466 --> 00:42:45,799
明天也不用早起

976
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:46,066
而且

977
00:42:46,066 --> 00:42:48,766
明天还有一整天的快乐时光可以支配

978
00:42:48,766 --> 00:42:49,799
有什么烦恼

979
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:51,266
有什么周一要干的事

980
00:42:51,266 --> 00:42:52,766
还可以丢到后天再想

981
00:42:52,766 --> 00:42:55,366
所以说周五晚上是最最幸福的

982
00:42:55,366 --> 00:42:56,733
因为人最有盼头

983
00:42:56,733 --> 00:42:57,766
然后也是

984
00:42:58,300 --> 00:42:59,166
怎么说呢

985
00:42:59,333 --> 00:43:01,899
呃最容易放松的一天

986
00:43:02,366 --> 00:43:03,533
星期一更绝望

987
00:43:03,533 --> 00:43:05,733
没有吧星期一可以回忆一下

988
00:43:05,733 --> 00:43:07,533
你的反应太快了

989
00:43:07,533 --> 00:43:08,799
像肥猫这种

990
00:43:09,133 --> 00:43:10,933
星期一还不知道咋回事呢

991
00:43:10,933 --> 00:43:11,799
然后就过去了

992
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:13,666
这人还是很多的

993
00:43:16,100 --> 00:43:19,533
星期三的时候前不着村后不着店的

994
00:43:19,866 --> 00:43:21,666
往前往后都不行啊

995
00:43:21,666 --> 00:43:22,799
就卡在这里了

996
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:26,366
剩半路段位里的这个白银黄金啊

997
00:43:27,466 --> 00:43:30,066
没有办法往前没有办法往后啊

998
00:43:30,366 --> 00:43:33,466
这个新活动用户没有奖励吗

999
00:43:33,900 --> 00:43:35,466
有吗没有吗

1000
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:36,966
主播一周能几波

1001
00:43:36,966 --> 00:43:39,533
现在基本都是3-5波吧

1002
00:43:39,533 --> 00:43:41,199
平均下来有4波

1003
00:43:43,133 --> 00:43:44,999
新活动有新礼物吗

1004
00:43:46,166 --> 00:43:50,699
星途花束同位出道页专属礼物

1005
00:43:51,066 --> 00:43:54,566
用户和主播有情侣头像框啊

1006
00:43:55,333 --> 00:43:56,166
这是什么

1007
00:43:56,566 --> 00:43:58,099
马上就38了

1008
00:43:58,100 --> 00:43:59,300
他给我搞一个

1009
00:43:59,300 --> 00:44:01,333
这什么情人节活动吗

1010
00:44:02,166 --> 00:44:05,966
应援金和闪闪c位啊

1011
00:44:05,966 --> 00:44:07,733
这小熊还挺可爱的

1012
00:44:07,733 --> 00:44:09,466
这下不得不打新活动了

1013
00:44:09,466 --> 00:44:10,666
有意境啊

1014
00:44:10,766 --> 00:44:13,499
女神花环为你应援

1015
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:14,766
有流量包

1016
00:44:17,300 --> 00:44:18,733
这个有流量包哎

1017
00:44:21,700 --> 00:44:24,000
但好像嗯

1018
00:44:27,266 --> 00:44:29,366
好像好像也也

1019
00:44:30,866 --> 00:44:31,666
也

1020
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:34,333
这什么

1021
00:44:34,333 --> 00:44:39,466
每轮全站冠军出道奖励情侣头像框啊

1022
00:44:47,100 --> 00:44:48,900
他发头像框

1023
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,900
就发个那什么呀

1024
00:44:52,766 --> 00:44:54,399
为什么我还能看到房间

1025
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:55,266
领推位啊

1026
00:44:55,266 --> 00:44:56,066
本房间主播

1027
00:44:56,066 --> 00:44:58,566
美颜咪娅和推荐官网友小九

1028
00:45:00,133 --> 00:45:02,899
你是什么时候送主播礼物的

1029
00:45:03,700 --> 00:45:04,866
主播怎么都不知道

1030
00:45:06,100 --> 00:45:09,800
我们耶耶人现在已经除了虚空上剑

1031
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:10,933
上提督之外

1032
00:45:11,133 --> 00:45:12,533
已经已经进化到了

1033
00:45:12,533 --> 00:45:12,899
主播

1034
00:45:12,900 --> 00:45:15,200
都不知道你什么时候送的礼物了吗

1035
00:45:15,366 --> 00:45:16,166
啊

1036
00:45:16,900 --> 00:45:17,700
嗯

1037
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,800
这个头像框还挺好看的

1038
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:25,700
这个情侣头像框

1039
00:45:26,900 --> 00:45:28,900
但是有一种什么感觉呢

1040
00:45:28,900 --> 00:45:31,766
有一种那个QQ装扮的感觉

1041
00:45:31,766 --> 00:45:34,899
我要是喜欢这个情侣头像框呃

1042
00:45:34,900 --> 00:45:38,100
为什么不去QQ开个情侣空间的

1043
00:45:38,100 --> 00:45:41,200
一个月18块钱的黄钻3,000

1044
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,466
加个性装扮任我选

1045
00:45:45,066 --> 00:45:48,599
这个每轮全站冠军才能拿一个头像框

1046
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:48,733
这

1047
00:45:48,733 --> 00:45:51,899
是不是有点太高看自己的这个奖励了

1048
00:45:51,900 --> 00:45:52,900
主要还是没有

1049
00:45:52,900 --> 00:45:54,200
什么没有

1050
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:57,333
没有那个印记啊

1051
00:45:57,366 --> 00:46:00,899
有印记的话我就收回我的攻击

1052
00:46:01,100 --> 00:46:03,000
没有印记不好玩

1053
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:05,600
没送给我哎啊

1054
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:11,366
那我怎么会有这种东西啊

1055
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:15,666
什么QQ情侣空间

1056
00:46:15,666 --> 00:46:16,733
你没同意啊

1057
00:46:16,733 --> 00:46:17,933
给我把他杀掉

1058
00:46:17,966 --> 00:46:18,999
给我把他杀了

1059
00:46:19,733 --> 00:46:21,533
不要再骚扰主播

1060
00:46:21,533 --> 00:46:23,066
让他成为QQ群

1061
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:25,733
主播当时真的生气了

1062
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:27,500
主播真的生气了

1063
00:46:27,500 --> 00:46:30,100
然后你们还把主播当笑话主播

1064
00:46:30,100 --> 00:46:31,133
主播把你当兄弟

1065
00:46:31,133 --> 00:46:32,599
你把主播当笑话主播

1066
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:34,200
都不知道怎么跟你说

1067
00:46:36,366 --> 00:46:38,133
人家早上起来一看

1068
00:46:38,133 --> 00:46:40,933
哎呦想跟你成为QQ情侣主播

1069
00:46:40,933 --> 00:46:42,566
你怎么还不回复我呀

1070
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,500
像个二三一样

1071
00:46:44,500 --> 00:46:44,866
哎呦我

1072
00:46:44,866 --> 00:46:46,166
真服了谢谢网友

1073
00:46:46,166 --> 00:46:48,566
小主新出盲盒的闪闪c位

1074
00:46:48,566 --> 00:46:52,566
不要做这种让主播觉得很困扰的事情

1075
00:46:53,300 --> 00:46:54,100
好吧

1076
00:46:55,166 --> 00:46:57,133
你这有条尾巴是白色的

1077
00:46:57,133 --> 00:46:59,399
是的是的

1078
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:03,366
不要做让主播非常困扰的事情

1079
00:47:03,366 --> 00:47:05,566
哎我不知道怎么骂你们

1080
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:10,500
大家应该都知道这个主播是是什么

1081
00:47:10,733 --> 00:47:13,399
是东北小猫啊

1082
00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:15,966
东北人骂人其实非常狠的

1083
00:47:17,700 --> 00:47:20,500
所以我就觉得我掌握不好这个度啊

1084
00:47:20,566 --> 00:47:22,999
平常打打闹闹的也就得了

1085
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,300
你们觉得我骂人没什么力度

1086
00:47:25,300 --> 00:47:28,366
那我要是真的骂起来大家的话

1087
00:47:28,366 --> 00:47:30,666
那我觉得你们又会觉得做主播

1088
00:47:30,666 --> 00:47:31,533
虚拟主播

1089
00:47:31,733 --> 00:47:33,799
这长得怪可爱的

1090
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:34,600
呃

1091
00:47:35,266 --> 00:47:35,999
紫色的头发

1092
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:36,966
大大的耳朵

1093
00:47:36,966 --> 00:47:38,866
一骂人怎么这么脏呢

1094
00:47:38,866 --> 00:47:40,799
我怕伤害你们心

1095
00:47:41,466 --> 00:47:43,366
你们都不为我考虑一下

1096
00:47:43,366 --> 00:47:44,699
你们都不为我考虑一下

1097
00:47:44,700 --> 00:47:45,600
一大早上起来

1098
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:48,466
看到那么个不是情侣头像

1099
00:47:48,466 --> 00:47:49,266
那什么

1100
00:47:49,866 --> 00:47:51,566
哎呦主播气的

1101
00:47:51,566 --> 00:47:53,599
都都都语言逻辑都混乱了

1102
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:56,133
看到那么个QQ空间的邀请

1103
00:47:56,133 --> 00:47:56,933
哎呦

1104
00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:59,466
今天主播发不了禁言

1105
00:47:59,466 --> 00:48:02,599
你别逼主播拿手机发禁言好吧

1106
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:08,133
你怎么挺讨厌初中东北老师

1107
00:48:08,133 --> 00:48:10,133
开口就是吹牛啊

1108
00:48:12,100 --> 00:48:14,166
我怀疑你在攻击我

1109
00:48:14,166 --> 00:48:15,866
然后就是贬低选手

1110
00:48:15,866 --> 00:48:16,966
哈哈大笑了

1111
00:48:16,966 --> 00:48:17,933
倒不是吧

1112
00:48:18,166 --> 00:48:19,399
是因为这个

1113
00:48:20,866 --> 00:48:21,766
攻击性强

1114
00:48:21,766 --> 00:48:22,533
不是不是

1115
00:48:22,533 --> 00:48:23,733
做人的问题

1116
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:27,300
攻击性强主要是语气语调的问题

1117
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:29,666
就比如说其实我说的很多话

1118
00:48:29,666 --> 00:48:31,966
我觉得还是蛮有力度的

1119
00:48:31,966 --> 00:48:33,699
但是因为我说话的时候

1120
00:48:33,700 --> 00:48:35,900
就比较语气和蔼嘛

1121
00:48:35,900 --> 00:48:39,333
尽可能的进入一个幼教模式啊

1122
00:48:39,333 --> 00:48:43,299
小朋友们记得不要这样做

1123
00:48:43,866 --> 00:48:47,266
音乐老师教你应该那样做

1124
00:48:47,533 --> 00:48:51,166
然后就大家都觉得哎

1125
00:48:51,166 --> 00:48:53,466
主播你真是个亚萨西的好人

1126
00:48:53,466 --> 00:48:57,166
但其实内容已经已经很上力度了好吧

1127
00:48:57,900 --> 00:49:01,133
挺讨厌这个开口就是吹牛

1128
00:49:01,466 --> 00:49:04,566
不过确实是有这样的一个情况吧

1129
00:49:07,933 --> 00:49:09,999
只不过我认识的老师里面

1130
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,800
好像没有这种情况

1131
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:13,866
可能跟地域也没什么关系

1132
00:49:13,866 --> 00:49:15,733
就是确实会有一些老师

1133
00:49:16,066 --> 00:49:17,333
上课不太干正事

1134
00:49:17,333 --> 00:49:20,333
可能一般多发于大学老师吧

1135
00:49:21,133 --> 00:49:23,799
老听说有那种大学老师上课

1136
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:25,200
然后讲自己

1137
00:49:25,533 --> 00:49:29,533
哎呀这个什么两年留学记忆

1138
00:49:29,533 --> 00:49:30,866
一生英伦情

1139
00:49:30,933 --> 00:49:33,166
然后讲自己年轻的时候怎么怎么样

1140
00:49:33,166 --> 00:49:35,666
讲自己这个家庭啊怎么怎么样

1141
00:49:35,666 --> 00:49:37,299
讲自己投资怎么怎么样

1142
00:49:37,466 --> 00:49:39,266
虽然我是没有经历过

1143
00:49:39,266 --> 00:49:39,566
但是

1144
00:49:39,566 --> 00:49:42,699
感觉好像蛮多人都有过这样的体验的

1145
00:49:43,166 --> 00:49:45,333
果然不跳船燕子就放不开

1146
00:49:45,333 --> 00:49:46,566
还是跳船吧

1147
00:49:46,566 --> 00:49:48,099
你别你别你别

1148
00:49:48,100 --> 00:49:49,366
你别晒脸哦

1149
00:49:51,333 --> 00:49:54,766
用用那个什么家乡话来说

1150
00:49:54,766 --> 00:49:56,166
你别晒脸哦

1151
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:59,000
有的人不只是语气

1152
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,133
还有行为

1153
00:50:01,666 --> 00:50:02,166
是吗

1154
00:50:02,166 --> 00:50:04,299
你们会觉得比较有攻击性的行为

1155
00:50:04,300 --> 00:50:05,733
就比如说什么呢

1156
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,166
就我能想到的

1157
00:50:07,166 --> 00:50:08,866
作为一个虚拟主播啊

1158
00:50:08,866 --> 00:50:09,966
作为一个虚拟主播

1159
00:50:09,966 --> 00:50:12,866
我对大家呃最大的惩罚

1160
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,666
那就只能是不理你

1161
00:50:16,966 --> 00:50:18,599
哈哈哈哎

1162
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:20,133
我只能是不理你

1163
00:50:20,133 --> 00:50:23,933
不管是这个挨骂还是这个挨夸啊

1164
00:50:23,933 --> 00:50:25,599
那都没有你的份

1165
00:50:27,700 --> 00:50:29,500
那只能说是不理你

1166
00:50:29,500 --> 00:50:30,300
哎呦

1167
00:50:31,166 --> 00:50:33,666
没办法那主播主播

1168
00:50:34,466 --> 00:50:36,933
只要是那种比较熟悉的ID

1169
00:50:36,933 --> 00:50:39,299
就算你做了什么傻逼事情

1170
00:50:39,500 --> 00:50:40,900
主播也不好意思

1171
00:50:41,466 --> 00:50:43,499
不好意思下重手就说你

1172
00:50:43,500 --> 00:50:43,866
而且

1173
00:50:43,866 --> 00:50:47,299
主播也没有权利去教育你要怎么样做

1174
00:50:47,300 --> 00:50:48,500
要不要怎么样做

1175
00:50:48,500 --> 00:50:49,966
我只能说就是

1176
00:50:49,966 --> 00:50:53,199
如果你你希望我们关系一直比较好

1177
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:53,966
或者说

1178
00:50:53,966 --> 00:50:56,566
你希望可以正常的从我这边得到开心

1179
00:50:56,566 --> 00:50:57,899
快乐的对应

1180
00:50:58,166 --> 00:50:59,733
然后不让我的心里面

1181
00:50:59,733 --> 00:51:02,533
难以抑制的对你产生讨厌的感觉

1182
00:51:02,533 --> 00:51:03,666
然后请你不要

1183
00:51:03,666 --> 00:51:04,533
怎么怎么样

1184
00:51:05,466 --> 00:51:08,733
那么请你尊重直播间的某些规则啊

1185
00:51:08,733 --> 00:51:09,966
请你遵守一下

1186
00:51:09,966 --> 00:51:14,566
这个某些看管人必备的直播间规则

1187
00:51:14,700 --> 00:51:15,566
这也没有别的

1188
00:51:15,566 --> 00:51:17,733
我这边规矩一直也不是很多

1189
00:51:19,966 --> 00:51:20,899
叫什么来着

1190
00:51:20,900 --> 00:51:23,066
有个丝滑小连招啊

1191
00:51:23,866 --> 00:51:25,999
跟谁俩呢啊

1192
00:51:26,266 --> 00:51:29,366
但是你们可能听不太懂那种

1193
00:51:29,566 --> 00:51:30,533
这种训斥

1194
00:51:30,533 --> 00:51:34,666
都是我从那个以前的老师那边听来的

1195
00:51:35,766 --> 00:51:38,299
真的很凶的很凶的

1196
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,066
有一个词叫什么叫

1197
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,266
不知道你们能不能听听得明白

1198
00:51:44,300 --> 00:51:45,500
叫陈塞

1199
00:51:46,966 --> 00:51:48,399
但不是这样的语气啊

1200
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:49,766
有个词叫陈塞

1201
00:51:53,366 --> 00:51:54,599
说东北话

1202
00:51:55,266 --> 00:51:58,666
其实还是最不加密的一种语言吧

1203
00:51:58,666 --> 00:52:02,133
基本上你去听东北人用方言对话

1204
00:52:02,133 --> 00:52:03,866
不可能听不懂的

1205
00:52:03,933 --> 00:52:06,299
但也会有一些奇怪的词听不懂

1206
00:52:07,166 --> 00:52:09,266
哈喽六六早上好

1207
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:14,100
这个蠢菜有人明白是什么意思吗

1208
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:18,566
怎么好经典

1209
00:52:18,566 --> 00:52:19,766
这首歌太经典了

1210
00:52:19,766 --> 00:52:20,299
我受不了

1211
00:52:20,300 --> 00:52:21,100
把它切掉

1212
00:52:22,866 --> 00:52:25,466
不要给我推荐好想死这种歌

1213
00:52:25,466 --> 00:52:26,899
我我没有

1214
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:39,400
完了开始听不懂了

1215
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:41,566
我不是东北人你问我

1216
00:52:43,366 --> 00:52:46,566
这是一种上位者对下位者

1217
00:52:46,566 --> 00:52:48,766
一般是长辈对晚辈

1218
00:52:48,766 --> 00:52:51,499
比如说老板对打工人

1219
00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:53,966
但一般来说也不会用这么不尊重的词

1220
00:52:53,966 --> 00:52:57,366
得是那种有身份有权利管教你的人

1221
00:52:57,366 --> 00:53:00,133
比如说你的妈妈或者你的姥姥

1222
00:53:00,466 --> 00:53:01,966
或者是你的班主任

1223
00:53:02,333 --> 00:53:06,766
然后对你在上学的时候就这样去讲啊

1224
00:53:08,533 --> 00:53:10,999
嗯大概是这两个字吧

1225
00:53:11,700 --> 00:53:15,700
就是那种这两个字翻译过来

1226
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:18,333
翻译成普通话就是啊

1227
00:53:18,333 --> 00:53:21,299
你个不知好歹的小兔崽子

1228
00:53:22,133 --> 00:53:25,133
老做这种蹬鼻子上脸的事情

1229
00:53:25,466 --> 00:53:27,566
是不是又让你嘚瑟到了

1230
00:53:27,733 --> 00:53:29,566
是不是又让你逞能了

1231
00:53:29,566 --> 00:53:32,166
你又自我感觉良好了是吧

1232
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:34,066
又开始秀起来了是吧

1233
00:53:34,133 --> 00:53:35,099
又开始显摆

1234
00:53:35,100 --> 00:53:38,300
你这点这个完全不对的错误理解

1235
00:53:38,300 --> 00:53:40,366
了是吧我告诉你啊

1236
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:42,400
这个去沈阳大街

1237
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:43,700
我一定要这个

1238
00:53:43,700 --> 00:53:46,300
狠狠的制裁你这种不懂事的人啊

1239
00:53:46,300 --> 00:53:49,166
然后如果翻译成东北话就叫陈赛

1240
00:53:54,333 --> 00:53:55,766
我感觉长大之后

1241
00:53:55,766 --> 00:53:59,166
感觉感觉加密语言还是挺那个什么的

1242
00:53:59,166 --> 00:54:01,133
还是还是挺让人难崩的

1243
00:54:01,133 --> 00:54:02,266
两个字之中

1244
00:54:03,466 --> 00:54:05,366
短短的这两个字啊

1245
00:54:05,366 --> 00:54:07,466
包含了这么多的意思啊

1246
00:54:07,733 --> 00:54:09,533
好好好再来点

1247
00:54:10,766 --> 00:54:11,799
不要这样吧

1248
00:54:12,366 --> 00:54:13,666
不不要这样吧

1249
00:54:13,666 --> 00:54:15,466
我只是在解释这种

1250
00:54:15,466 --> 00:54:17,533
为什么语气是很凶的

1251
00:54:21,566 --> 00:54:23,733
有没有发现我自从复播以来

1252
00:54:23,733 --> 00:54:26,799
我的这个扎嘴的频率直线上涨了吧

1253
00:54:28,500 --> 00:54:31,300
因为以前你们的弹幕其实都挺正常的

1254
00:54:31,300 --> 00:54:33,266
没有人敢在我的脸上

1255
00:54:33,266 --> 00:54:36,333
这里面一直艳艳结婚什么什么的

1256
00:54:36,466 --> 00:54:39,066
是是因为我现在太温柔了吗

1257
00:54:39,066 --> 00:54:41,599
我现在对大家包容度太高了吗

1258
00:54:42,766 --> 00:54:44,966
因为我现在对大家包容度太高了

1259
00:54:44,966 --> 00:54:46,666
导致大家已经忘记了

1260
00:54:46,666 --> 00:54:48,966
这个舌战群主的抽象Mia

1261
00:54:48,966 --> 00:54:49,966
Mia了吗

1262
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,100
你只听说过损色

1263
00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:55,533
肥猫能解释什么意思吗

1264
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:59,700
一般这个词是有一个连招的

1265
00:54:59,700 --> 00:55:01,100
他是要连打的

1266
00:55:01,100 --> 00:55:03,700
一般不会单独用损色这个词

1267
00:55:04,166 --> 00:55:06,166
一般会说瞅你的损色

1268
00:55:06,500 --> 00:55:08,566
就这种这种感觉懂吧

1269
00:55:13,166 --> 00:55:15,899
也是那种好像好像

1270
00:55:15,900 --> 00:55:17,866
这种东北话里面的骂人词

1271
00:55:17,866 --> 00:55:19,899
多多少少都带了一点点

1272
00:55:21,266 --> 00:55:24,099
你以为你自己是个人物啊啊

1273
00:55:24,666 --> 00:55:26,299
瞅你这这嚣张样

1274
00:55:26,366 --> 00:55:27,366
两手一插

1275
00:55:27,366 --> 00:55:28,699
真以为自己是什么

1276
00:55:28,966 --> 00:55:31,133
自己穿马褂了哎

1277
00:55:31,133 --> 00:55:32,266
瞅你这牛样

1278
00:55:32,300 --> 00:55:34,200
哎开始开始装起来啦

1279
00:55:34,266 --> 00:55:37,466
就是多多少少感觉这些词都带上一点

1280
00:55:37,466 --> 00:55:38,399
这个意思

1281
00:55:38,533 --> 00:55:39,333
你知道吧

1282
00:55:39,866 --> 00:55:41,399
现在不说主播又死了

1283
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:42,666
就没机会说了

1284
00:55:42,666 --> 00:55:43,999
你是哪块小饼干

1285
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,300
就就差不多吧

1286
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:46,366
这个小饼干

1287
00:55:46,366 --> 00:55:49,466
就是有那种打情骂俏的感觉

1288
00:55:49,533 --> 00:55:50,399
本来我在脑子

1289
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:51,700
里想是卧槽

1290
00:55:51,766 --> 00:55:53,899
这傻逼活这么多年

1291
00:55:53,900 --> 00:55:56,300
黄金矿工挖一辈子没挖出你这样的

1292
00:55:56,300 --> 00:55:57,666
神经哎

1293
00:55:58,066 --> 00:55:59,166
哎呦这这损色

1294
00:55:59,166 --> 00:56:00,999
我天呐天天在这晒脸

1295
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:01,933
但是但是

1296
00:56:01,933 --> 00:56:03,133
作为虚拟主播吗

1297
00:56:03,133 --> 00:56:06,666
最后这个只能脱口而出哎

1298
00:56:06,666 --> 00:56:09,299
你算哪块小饼干是吧

1299
00:56:09,300 --> 00:56:09,966
然后就

1300
00:56:09,966 --> 00:56:12,933
所以说有时候情绪还是还是很压抑的

1301
00:56:12,933 --> 00:56:15,999
就没有办法把语言说到那么大的份上

1302
00:56:16,166 --> 00:56:17,933
感觉有点缺失素质

1303
00:56:18,900 --> 00:56:22,266
哎你这么说就有点精神小伙伴了

1304
00:56:22,366 --> 00:56:24,466
这不是解释一下嘛

1305
00:56:26,300 --> 00:56:29,533
毕竟其实大家普通话也都挺好的

1306
00:56:29,533 --> 00:56:33,166
很少会刻意的去讲这些

1307
00:56:33,166 --> 00:56:34,766
除了整洁效果

1308
00:56:35,100 --> 00:56:36,200
那整洁效果

1309
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:38,533
给大家已经留下这个刻板印象吧

1310
00:56:38,533 --> 00:56:43,199
就讲粤语的都是穿裤衩拖鞋

1311
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:44,966
腰间别一把钥匙

1312
00:56:45,333 --> 00:56:46,333
天天收租

1313
00:56:46,333 --> 00:56:50,499
然后没事去街头整个塑料凳子

1314
00:56:50,500 --> 00:56:52,166
然后吃糖水的这种

1315
00:56:53,766 --> 00:56:55,099
所以你一听这种词

1316
00:56:55,100 --> 00:56:56,900
你就会觉得像精神小伙

1317
00:56:56,900 --> 00:56:59,766
马上就要剪一个那个鞋垫头啊

1318
00:56:59,766 --> 00:57:00,733
穿个足力健

1319
00:57:00,733 --> 00:57:02,099
然后开始摇花手了

1320
00:57:02,100 --> 00:57:05,100
这这也很正常好吧

1321
00:57:05,466 --> 00:57:08,399
我听说说那个指点江山的猫猫

1322
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:10,100
但那不是遥远的传说吗

1323
00:57:10,100 --> 00:57:12,666
跟我们可爱的燕宝有什么关系啊

1324
00:57:13,666 --> 00:57:15,299
确实好像怂了一点点

1325
00:57:15,700 --> 00:57:17,900
怂了一点点哎

1326
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,333
体量大了就不敢啥都说了

1327
00:57:22,333 --> 00:57:25,066
但是我现在发现体量好像其实也不大

1328
00:57:25,066 --> 00:57:26,799
所以还是可以无所谓吧

1329
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:27,800
啥都说嘛

1330
00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:30,366
你看怎么不动了

1331
00:57:30,566 --> 00:57:31,799
嗨醒醒

1332
00:57:39,100 --> 00:57:40,733
我感觉他有自己的想法

1333
00:57:40,733 --> 00:57:41,966
他要睡觉了

1334
00:57:41,966 --> 00:57:43,133
怎么回事啊

1335
00:57:43,700 --> 00:57:44,933
哎哎

1336
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:47,800
你要睡觉了你困了

1337
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:55,333
原来是直播质量较差呀

1338
00:57:55,333 --> 00:57:58,699
我还以为是我死了呢我网呢

1339
00:58:02,333 --> 00:58:03,799
鼓励鼓掌一样

1340
00:58:05,866 --> 00:58:08,266
我还以为是肥皂睡着了

1341
00:58:08,266 --> 00:58:09,466
原来是我死

1342
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:40,200
what what

1343
00:58:40,733 --> 00:58:41,533
what

1344
00:58:49,900 --> 00:58:51,600
喂喂喂喂

1345
00:58:54,100 --> 00:58:56,166
能不能复活了喵喵

1346
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:02,500
这味也太对了吧

1347
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:04,266
又开始砍了

1348
00:59:05,100 --> 00:59:06,533
这下这下什么

1349
00:59:06,666 --> 00:59:07,766
一秒时代

1350
00:59:07,866 --> 00:59:08,933
青春爆炸

1351
00:59:09,566 --> 00:59:11,999
我应该放一个我的歌声里啊

1352
00:59:12,333 --> 00:59:14,199
我的青春又回来了

1353
00:59:15,333 --> 00:59:16,799
能不能放出来啊

1354
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,400
有没有DJ版我的歌声里

1355
00:59:25,333 --> 00:59:26,199
一场直播

1356
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:27,733
录播分成10段

1357
00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:31,000
然后这个青春无限量

1358
00:59:31,100 --> 00:59:31,900
好吧

1359
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:34,966
我的歌声里DJ版

1360
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:37,566
对就是这个味啊

1361
00:59:37,566 --> 00:59:38,999
太对了家人们

1362
00:59:44,733 --> 00:59:46,466
只要网断啊

1363
00:59:46,466 --> 00:59:47,599
这个马上

1364
00:59:47,700 --> 00:59:49,733
一定一定一定会这样

1365
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:50,700
别围着你动

1366
00:59:50,700 --> 00:59:52,566
我动了我动了

1367
00:59:53,366 --> 00:59:55,366
哼我动了

1368
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:58,100
哈喽6啊

1369
00:59:58,133 --> 01:00:02,133
中午好青春回来哈哈哈

1370
01:00:04,166 --> 01:00:04,966
哎

1371
01:00:10,366 --> 01:00:12,133
一场直播卡8下

1372
01:00:12,166 --> 01:00:13,999
我的青春无限大

1373
01:00:17,066 --> 01:00:18,999
这梗是哪来的呀

1374
01:00:19,266 --> 01:00:21,066
我现在看好多视频

1375
01:00:21,100 --> 01:00:23,400
看好多斗春的视频都是这个

1376
01:00:23,933 --> 01:00:25,266
何为青春

1377
01:00:28,666 --> 01:00:31,499
这是火影忍者的歌吧

1378
01:00:35,066 --> 01:00:37,199
哎还挺抽象

1379
01:00:38,566 --> 01:00:39,766
火影里的

1380
01:00:39,900 --> 01:00:44,266
我感觉所有的这个网络热门手游里面

1381
01:00:44,266 --> 01:00:46,933
我好像就火影忍者是完全没玩过

1382
01:00:46,933 --> 01:00:48,733
而且完全不知道怎么操作的

1383
01:00:48,733 --> 01:00:50,933
可能因为我根本不看民工漫吧

1384
01:00:53,266 --> 01:00:56,366
人家听说我在做虚拟主播

1385
01:00:56,366 --> 01:00:57,699
听说我是二次元

1386
01:00:57,700 --> 01:01:00,666
又听说我既没看过火影也没看过海贼

1387
01:01:00,666 --> 01:01:03,166
也没看过死神啊啊

1388
01:01:03,166 --> 01:01:05,266
只是看过一点妖精的尾巴

1389
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:06,700
都会非常震惊

1390
01:01:07,533 --> 01:01:09,399
质问我到底暗了个什么

1391
01:01:11,966 --> 01:01:14,166
你也知道当火批我当不了

1392
01:01:14,166 --> 01:01:16,333
我当不了元神萧的梗吧

1393
01:01:16,333 --> 01:01:17,933
完了你今天这这

1394
01:01:17,933 --> 01:01:19,099
我们要是大v

1395
01:01:19,100 --> 01:01:21,266
直播间弹幕就要被截出去了

1396
01:01:21,700 --> 01:01:24,500
兄弟们OP又来偷我们火批的梗了

1397
01:01:25,566 --> 01:01:28,599
哈哈肥猫最近为啥不睁眼

1398
01:01:28,733 --> 01:01:29,899
我不是不睁眼

1399
01:01:29,900 --> 01:01:31,366
可能光源有问题吧

1400
01:01:31,366 --> 01:01:34,466
我睁眼睁的睁的挺大的

1401
01:01:35,533 --> 01:01:36,333
但是

1402
01:01:39,166 --> 01:01:40,199
怎么说呢

1403
01:01:40,700 --> 01:01:44,333
我必须要把这个一世界传输设备

1404
01:01:44,333 --> 01:01:45,699
放在我的面前

1405
01:01:45,700 --> 01:01:48,666
他才能够睁眼睁得很大

1406
01:01:48,766 --> 01:01:51,066
这个光源目前在我的右边

1407
01:01:51,366 --> 01:01:51,866
所以说

1408
01:01:51,866 --> 01:01:54,566
不管我把这个传输的这个东西

1409
01:01:54,566 --> 01:01:55,199
放在左边

1410
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:55,966
还是在右边

1411
01:01:55,966 --> 01:01:58,466
只要他不在我的脸正前方

1412
01:01:58,566 --> 01:02:00,466
他就不知道我在睁眼

1413
01:02:00,700 --> 01:02:03,766
可能是有点太崎岖了好吧

1414
01:02:05,500 --> 01:02:06,700
你也是二次元

1415
01:02:06,700 --> 01:02:08,533
但是你不咋看翻啊

1416
01:02:10,333 --> 01:02:11,266
我开始思考

1417
01:02:11,266 --> 01:02:12,566
二次元这个定义

1418
01:02:12,566 --> 01:02:14,599
是不是逐渐的像宅男

1419
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:17,300
或者是宅女啊之类的靠拢了

1420
01:02:17,533 --> 01:02:19,966
只要是怎么说

1421
01:02:19,966 --> 01:02:20,166
现在

1422
01:02:20,166 --> 01:02:23,199
二次元感觉是跟现充相对的一个定义

1423
01:02:23,500 --> 01:02:24,200
现充

1424
01:02:24,200 --> 01:02:28,566
每天啊有一些这个现实生活中的爱好

1425
01:02:28,566 --> 01:02:29,999
爬山滑雪

1426
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:34,600
健身房篮球足球橄榄球啊这个

1427
01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:36,100
没事的时候去游泳

1428
01:02:36,100 --> 01:02:37,400
然后去咖啡店

1429
01:02:37,700 --> 01:02:39,166
然后去书店坐坐

1430
01:02:39,500 --> 01:02:42,700
然后跟这个朋友去玩剧本杀什么什么

1431
01:02:42,700 --> 01:02:43,933
然后之类的这种

1432
01:02:43,933 --> 01:02:44,999
这种爱好啊

1433
01:02:45,266 --> 01:02:47,166
相对的好像是宅宅哎

1434
01:02:47,500 --> 01:02:51,600
就每天在网络上获得快乐的大家

1435
01:02:52,966 --> 01:02:54,866
也不一定非要从二次元

1436
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:57,600
或者说非要从这个动画里面获得快乐

1437
01:02:57,600 --> 01:02:59,900
因为很多人每天看小说呀

1438
01:03:00,166 --> 01:03:02,299
上网逛论坛玩游戏啊

1439
01:03:02,300 --> 01:03:05,500
好像他们也不是严格意义上的二次元

1440
01:03:06,766 --> 01:03:07,999
你骂谁二次元的

1441
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:09,866
你是关键词检测机是吧

1442
01:03:09,866 --> 01:03:11,933
一说二次元马上冲进来骂

1443
01:03:11,933 --> 01:03:12,766
谁二次元的

1444
01:03:12,766 --> 01:03:14,499
我将捍卫二次元的荣耀

1445
01:03:14,500 --> 01:03:18,000
哈哈哈啊哈喽啊

1446
01:03:18,666 --> 01:03:21,866
超级鲨鱼巨人OWWO

1447
01:03:23,866 --> 01:03:25,699
我终于见到你第三次了

1448
01:03:25,700 --> 01:03:26,500
哈喽哎呀

1449
01:03:26,500 --> 01:03:28,066
主播你是二次元吗

1450
01:03:28,066 --> 01:03:29,366
你都是东方众了

1451
01:03:29,366 --> 01:03:30,666
你在二次元界

1452
01:03:30,666 --> 01:03:33,099
也是那种鄙视链很高的二次元

1453
01:03:33,100 --> 01:03:33,900
你知道吧

1454
01:03:34,333 --> 01:03:37,766
虽然说可能大家没有对于东方

1455
01:03:37,766 --> 01:03:39,466
除了伯利灵梦跟物语

1456
01:03:39,466 --> 01:03:41,099
魔里沙之外的认知

1457
01:03:41,266 --> 01:03:43,666
但是你一说我是10年东方老粉

1458
01:03:43,666 --> 01:03:45,166
大家都会对你肃然起敬

1459
01:03:45,166 --> 01:03:46,733
比划出一个大拇指

1460
01:03:46,933 --> 01:03:48,066
就像是什么呢

1461
01:03:48,066 --> 01:03:50,733
就像你现在跟这个Michael

1462
01:03:50,733 --> 01:03:53,533
粉丝说我是偶像大师10年老粉

1463
01:03:53,533 --> 01:03:54,733
然后他们也会说啊

1464
01:03:54,733 --> 01:03:55,933
前辈前辈

1465
01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:58,666
就是属于这种江湖传说级别的

1466
01:03:58,666 --> 01:04:01,599
好吧你喜欢这个IP

1467
01:04:01,666 --> 01:04:03,699
然后你就可以有着

1468
01:04:03,700 --> 01:04:05,600
在这个二次元圈子里面的

1469
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:06,600
这种位格

1470
01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:08,400
压制的话语权

1471
01:04:10,333 --> 01:04:12,499
但是唯一我不能理解的就是

1472
01:04:12,500 --> 01:04:13,900
为什么现在Miko

1473
01:04:13,900 --> 01:04:16,166
忽然又有了一大批的

1474
01:04:16,166 --> 01:04:20,133
新生血液的观众来涌入

1475
01:04:21,066 --> 01:04:23,866
并且还是那种消费能力很强的

1476
01:04:24,166 --> 01:04:27,099
经常会自觉主动的产出各种各样的图

1477
01:04:27,100 --> 01:04:28,900
然后制造各种各样的鼓

1478
01:04:29,333 --> 01:04:30,766
卖的还都挺好

1479
01:04:30,900 --> 01:04:32,533
为什么会这样呢

1480
01:04:32,766 --> 01:04:33,699
在我心里面

1481
01:04:33,766 --> 01:04:37,466
感觉我从来没有经历过

1482
01:04:37,466 --> 01:04:40,799
大家都在推咪库的这种这种

1483
01:04:42,466 --> 01:04:43,266
这种时代

1484
01:04:43,266 --> 01:04:45,799
不是说大家都没听说过米可

1485
01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:48,666
而是说真正的去给米可花钱

1486
01:04:49,066 --> 01:04:50,866
真正的去买米可的周边

1487
01:04:50,866 --> 01:04:54,466
这种情况反而是近两年才会比较多的

1488
01:04:54,966 --> 01:04:56,333
你点的是什么啊

1489
01:05:03,500 --> 01:05:04,300
我看看

1490
01:05:04,966 --> 01:05:06,266
因为咪可基数大

1491
01:05:06,266 --> 01:05:08,599
又出圈而且是时尚单品

1492
01:05:08,933 --> 01:05:11,766
他怎么就变成时尚单品了呢

1493
01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:14,366
我以为现在的这个

1494
01:05:14,366 --> 01:05:17,599
这个年轻人可能不太会喜欢这种

1495
01:05:18,366 --> 01:05:19,299
怎么说呢

1496
01:05:19,933 --> 01:05:22,566
年龄比他们自己都大的IP

1497
01:05:26,866 --> 01:05:29,666
我以为他们会不喜欢这样的

1498
01:05:30,166 --> 01:05:31,566
这是什么歌呀

1499
01:05:31,733 --> 01:05:36,466
东方永夜超游戏非官方同人曲

1500
01:05:36,466 --> 01:05:38,466
艺名永夜的游行

1501
01:05:41,666 --> 01:05:43,166
啊是这首歌啊

1502
01:05:43,900 --> 01:05:44,733
我听过

1503
01:05:46,766 --> 01:05:48,399
但我为什么听过呢

1504
01:05:51,700 --> 01:05:53,333
啤酒烧烤可火了

1505
01:05:53,333 --> 01:05:54,699
啤酒烧烤火

1506
01:05:54,900 --> 01:05:56,766
是啤酒烧烤火吧

1507
01:06:00,166 --> 01:06:03,466
但是啤酒烧烤跟Micro或者说跟树

1508
01:06:03,466 --> 01:06:05,566
他是一个强绑定的关系吗

1509
01:06:06,300 --> 01:06:07,466
确实会不喜欢

1510
01:06:07,466 --> 01:06:09,799
但好看还是好看什么

1511
01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:11,400
之前看到一个知乎回答2

1512
01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:13,266
全可能不会特别喜欢Micro

1513
01:06:13,266 --> 01:06:14,799
但不会有讨厌的

1514
01:06:16,333 --> 01:06:18,766
确实吧其实有一个标准

1515
01:06:18,766 --> 01:06:21,333
就是我之前我我自

1516
01:06:21,333 --> 01:06:23,166
己感觉出来一个标准啊

1517
01:06:23,166 --> 01:06:25,266
就是一个IP对大众

1518
01:06:25,266 --> 01:06:27,766
或者说对于大家的接受程度

1519
01:06:28,333 --> 01:06:30,766
呃平均在好感线以上

1520
01:06:30,766 --> 01:06:33,299
还是说在那个好感线以下

1521
01:06:33,533 --> 01:06:34,899
或者说他这个IP

1522
01:06:34,900 --> 01:06:37,400
在整个二次元圈子里面的普及程度

1523
01:06:37,400 --> 01:06:38,533
到底有多高

1524
01:06:38,666 --> 01:06:41,999
主要就要看他到底能出多少手办

1525
01:06:43,133 --> 01:06:44,099
这同一个角色

1526
01:06:44,100 --> 01:06:45,266
或者说同一个IP

1527
01:06:45,266 --> 01:06:48,133
能出多少不同造型的手办

1528
01:06:48,333 --> 01:06:49,933
甚至说跟原作

1529
01:06:49,933 --> 01:06:50,666
或者是说

1530
01:06:50,666 --> 01:06:53,599
跟他的这个设定完全没关系的手办

1531
01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:54,866
打个比方就是Mico

1532
01:06:54,866 --> 01:06:57,733
除了什么V2 V3 V4工序服

1533
01:06:57,733 --> 01:06:58,699
魔法未来

1534
01:06:58,700 --> 01:07:01,066
还有那个Expo之类的

1535
01:07:01,100 --> 01:07:02,600
演唱会的官方设定

1536
01:07:02,600 --> 01:07:03,466
服装之外

1537
01:07:03,466 --> 01:07:04,933
还会有很多厂家

1538
01:07:04,933 --> 01:07:05,666
比如file啊

1539
01:07:05,666 --> 01:07:08,099
title啊然后或者说是寿屋啊

1540
01:07:08,300 --> 01:07:10,700
然后艾特啊之类的这种

1541
01:07:10,966 --> 01:07:12,566
从大厂到小厂都在做

1542
01:07:12,566 --> 01:07:14,499
咪咕各种各样的这个手办

1543
01:07:14,500 --> 01:07:17,000
甚至说一首歌可能他百万播放

1544
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:18,900
就会被实体化做成手办

1545
01:07:19,200 --> 01:07:21,566
甚至说根本就没有歌也没有小说

1546
01:07:21,566 --> 01:07:22,299
也没有设定

1547
01:07:22,300 --> 01:07:24,766
单纯就是咪咕套了一套好看的衣服

1548
01:07:24,866 --> 01:07:26,899
这种手办也会有很多很多人买单

1549
01:07:26,900 --> 01:07:29,900
我觉得那就说明这个这个IP

1550
01:07:29,900 --> 01:07:31,500
它是一个非常成功的

1551
01:07:31,500 --> 01:07:34,533
能被大众接受并且能被大众买单的IP

1552
01:07:34,533 --> 01:07:35,599
就哪怕我不认识

1553
01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:36,666
哇真好看

1554
01:07:36,700 --> 01:07:37,966
是米款买吧

1555
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:39,200
就这样能看见

1556
01:07:41,700 --> 01:07:42,800
曾经的评判标准

1557
01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:46,866
不是漫展的本子也太也太宅男了吧

1558
01:07:46,866 --> 01:07:48,866
也会有很多人不看本子的

1559
01:07:49,166 --> 01:07:50,933
以我的性格来说

1560
01:07:51,333 --> 01:07:52,766
不看本必看

1561
01:07:53,366 --> 01:07:54,199
怎么说呢

1562
01:07:54,466 --> 01:07:56,966
要是那种为本而本的本

1563
01:07:56,966 --> 01:07:59,766
就是那种把本看的话

1564
01:07:59,766 --> 01:08:02,333
一定是要看不认识的角色的

1565
01:08:02,333 --> 01:08:03,566
我看我认识的角色

1566
01:08:03,566 --> 01:08:04,399
我咳嗽

1567
01:08:05,366 --> 01:08:08,533
尤其是一些呃我认识的角色

1568
01:08:08,533 --> 01:08:09,799
我还觉得他们

1569
01:08:09,800 --> 01:08:13,766
的毕竟CP或者BLCP牢不可破的情况下

1570
01:08:13,766 --> 01:08:17,066
我再去看他们的本子我就会觉得很醉

1571
01:08:17,366 --> 01:08:19,299
哈哈哈我不爱看

1572
01:08:19,400 --> 01:08:20,200
好吧

1573
01:08:21,200 --> 01:08:23,333
不是说小众不小众的问题

1574
01:08:23,333 --> 01:08:24,699
而是说会有很多人

1575
01:08:24,700 --> 01:08:28,333
他根本就不希望自己喜欢的角色有阿

1576
01:08:28,333 --> 01:08:29,333
史巴尔创

1577
01:08:30,266 --> 01:08:30,933
嗯毕竟

1578
01:08:30,933 --> 01:08:34,166
不要小看了我们女宅宅的购买力嘛

1579
01:08:34,966 --> 01:08:38,366
我们女宅宅买东西起来也是非常狠的

1580
01:08:38,766 --> 01:08:42,199
我不知道男生对于自己就是真心喜欢

1581
01:08:42,200 --> 01:08:43,666
2,000就是怎么想

1582
01:08:43,666 --> 01:08:45,866
反正我的话我是蛮别扭的

1583
01:08:45,866 --> 01:08:47,466
我确实不喜欢看

1584
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:50,800
就是我推的作品的本子

1585
01:08:52,333 --> 01:08:55,299
小猫怎么晃来晃去的啊

1586
01:08:55,700 --> 01:08:57,600
我一直都是晃来晃去的呀

1587
01:08:57,600 --> 01:09:00,133
只是你们说我眼睛睁不开

1588
01:09:00,133 --> 01:09:01,466
我就没办法了

1589
01:09:01,466 --> 01:09:03,799
我把那个异世界连接设备

1590
01:09:03,800 --> 01:09:05,333
直接放在我正前面了

1591
01:09:05,333 --> 01:09:06,933
现在我像卡布达一样

1592
01:09:07,166 --> 01:09:08,699
顶着个信号发射塔

1593
01:09:08,700 --> 01:09:11,866
很丑很奇怪的

1594
01:09:11,866 --> 01:09:13,066
但是他就能

1595
01:09:13,300 --> 01:09:17,000
就是让我显得更生动一点吧

1596
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:19,533
也能把我的动作更精确的捕捉一些

1597
01:09:19,533 --> 01:09:21,766
其实我一直都在晃来晃去啊

1598
01:09:22,266 --> 01:09:24,299
主播最近有没有玩炼狱升空

1599
01:09:24,300 --> 01:09:25,666
我没有在玩了

1600
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:26,900
我没有玩了

1601
01:09:26,900 --> 01:09:28,466
主要就是太无聊了

1602
01:09:28,466 --> 01:09:29,266
家人们

1603
01:09:29,400 --> 01:09:32,466
我发现现在就是以女游戏的诉求

1604
01:09:32,466 --> 01:09:34,333
跟我在玩以女游戏的时候

1605
01:09:34,333 --> 01:09:35,199
我设想的

1606
01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:38,333
我应该得到的东西好像不是很相近啊

1607
01:09:38,333 --> 01:09:41,933
我更接近于一个小说的这个读者吧

1608
01:09:42,400 --> 01:09:43,100
视觉小说

1609
01:09:43,100 --> 01:09:44,900
不管他是3D形式

1610
01:09:44,900 --> 01:09:48,766
2D形式或者是干脆纯文字形式也好

1611
01:09:48,900 --> 01:09:50,933
只要我能看着开心就行

1612
01:09:51,266 --> 01:09:53,533
但是好像现在的这个移民游戏

1613
01:09:53,533 --> 01:09:55,266
主要主打一个什么

1614
01:09:55,566 --> 01:09:57,699
主打一个陪伴

1615
01:09:58,300 --> 01:10:00,400
就是需要那种大家玩家

1616
01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:02,266
主要需要上线了之后

1617
01:10:02,333 --> 01:10:05,566
可以让自己这个喜欢的角色陪着自己

1618
01:10:05,933 --> 01:10:07,166
上班啊就比如说

1619
01:10:07,166 --> 01:10:10,599
你们看推的管人的工作音之类的

1620
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:13,133
或者是自己的这个喜欢的角色

1621
01:10:13,133 --> 01:10:16,133
没事给自己发点这个短信啊

1622
01:10:16,300 --> 01:10:17,733
什么什么之类的

1623
01:10:17,733 --> 01:10:20,799
就是更倾向于我做完了剧情

1624
01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:21,966
做完了主线

1625
01:10:21,966 --> 01:10:23,866
做完了每日日常之外

1626
01:10:23,933 --> 01:10:27,533
希望他还可以有更多的没有什么奖励

1627
01:10:27,533 --> 01:10:30,266
但是可以无限制的听他的声音

1628
01:10:30,266 --> 01:10:32,599
看他的人这样的模式玩法

1629
01:10:32,766 --> 01:10:35,566
来满足他们的心理吧

1630
01:10:35,566 --> 01:10:37,766
但是我是我

1631
01:10:38,666 --> 01:10:40,166
我不太吃这一套

1632
01:10:40,200 --> 01:10:42,333
哈哈我不太吃这一套

1633
01:10:42,333 --> 01:10:43,966
就是我可能理解不了

1634
01:10:43,966 --> 01:10:46,666
这个底层的这个逻辑啊嗯

1635
01:10:49,466 --> 01:10:53,099
因为我发现好多这个国语手游的玩家

1636
01:10:53,100 --> 01:10:56,600
都会比较在乎这种陪伴模式啊之类的

1637
01:10:56,733 --> 01:10:58,399
但是我其实是不在乎的

1638
01:10:58,400 --> 01:11:03,500
我只是想上去把这个我们的剧情看完

1639
01:11:03,533 --> 01:11:05,799
之后就可以下了

1640
01:11:05,800 --> 01:11:09,533
但是很多的时候因为大家要端水的嘛

1641
01:11:10,700 --> 01:11:13,766
比如这章a男主出场了啊

1642
01:11:14,300 --> 01:11:16,533
那下一章的话就要b男主出场

1643
01:11:16,533 --> 01:11:17,333
换成拐人

1644
01:11:17,333 --> 01:11:17,799
就是

1645
01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:21,333
假设说我们这个有一个五人女团啊

1646
01:11:21,333 --> 01:11:22,799
每周直播5天

1647
01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:25,100
那我们今天是小a直播了

1648
01:11:25,100 --> 01:11:26,933
明天肯定就是小b直播

1649
01:11:26,966 --> 01:11:29,399
如果说这个周一周二都分给a

1650
01:11:29,400 --> 01:11:30,900
然后周三分给b

1651
01:11:30,900 --> 01:11:31,800
周四分给c

1652
01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:35,000
然后这个这个这个中午分给d

1653
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:37,966
然后e这周不播的话就会有节奏是吗

1654
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:39,366
端水都端不平是吧

1655
01:11:39,366 --> 01:11:41,333
我们温暖大家庭去哪了

1656
01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:43,900
虽然这个并不是团队的问题啊

1657
01:11:43,900 --> 01:11:46,466
相反是个人粉丝维权的问题

1658
01:11:46,600 --> 01:11:48,166
那么就涉及到一个问题

1659
01:11:48,166 --> 01:11:51,799
假设说一个一个故事

1660
01:11:52,266 --> 01:11:54,499
它里面的三个主角

1661
01:11:54,500 --> 01:11:57,333
一定要平均出场的情况下

1662
01:11:57,333 --> 01:11:59,099
那么就会受到很多的限制

1663
01:11:59,100 --> 01:12:01,933
这个情节也会非常的

1664
01:12:01,933 --> 01:12:02,899
怎么说呢

1665
01:12:03,066 --> 01:12:05,699
很多的时候也会有一点割裂感吧

1666
01:12:05,700 --> 01:12:09,100
因为这三个人还不能来回碰面

1667
01:12:09,100 --> 01:12:11,366
就是他们碰面的话就会出现修罗场

1668
01:12:11,366 --> 01:12:12,599
也会出现节奏

1669
01:12:12,733 --> 01:12:15,366
所以当这三个人在同一个作品里

1670
01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:16,133
然后同时

1671
01:12:16,133 --> 01:12:16,766
他们之间

1672
01:12:16,766 --> 01:12:19,999
又不能有社交关系的连结的时候

1673
01:12:22,066 --> 01:12:22,866
嗯

1674
01:12:24,400 --> 01:12:25,100
很多时候

1675
01:12:25,100 --> 01:12:29,000
剧情就会写的有点不太让人满意啊

1676
01:12:30,566 --> 01:12:31,999
玩个游戏还端水吗

1677
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:33,333
那当然端水啊

1678
01:12:33,333 --> 01:12:36,366
假设说我这个台是我和有一路我们俩

1679
01:12:36,366 --> 01:12:37,566
我一三五直播

1680
01:12:37,566 --> 01:12:38,966
有一路二四六直播

1681
01:12:38,966 --> 01:12:41,199
是吧假如说一周全是有一路直播

1682
01:12:41,200 --> 01:12:42,866
那你们不会想我吗

1683
01:12:43,666 --> 01:12:44,966
你们你们不会想我吗

1684
01:12:44,966 --> 01:12:47,266
我们爷爷人不会就在直播间里面啊

1685
01:12:47,266 --> 01:12:47,933
咪呀咪呀

1686
01:12:47,933 --> 01:12:50,299
那我想我想要咪呀咪呀

1687
01:12:50,300 --> 01:12:52,800
我想要爷爷回来是吧

1688
01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:53,933
谁报的米多

1689
01:12:53,933 --> 01:12:55,066
谁的剧情多

1690
01:12:55,066 --> 01:12:58,499
想多出场粉丝就该多报米不是

1691
01:12:58,600 --> 01:13:01,266
虽然说这个可以可以这么说吧

1692
01:13:01,266 --> 01:13:01,866
但是不行

1693
01:13:01,866 --> 01:13:03,999
还是还是要保持一种温暖

1694
01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:06,133
大家庭的这个感觉的

1695
01:13:06,566 --> 01:13:07,733
你知道因为这个

1696
01:13:07,733 --> 01:13:09,966
如果说你这样搞的话

1697
01:13:09,966 --> 01:13:12,466
就会有人说内部恨和内部爱

1698
01:13:13,066 --> 01:13:14,099
因为很多的时候

1699
01:13:14,100 --> 01:13:14,900
一个人

1700
01:13:15,533 --> 01:13:19,399
他的出场数跟他受喜爱的程度

1701
01:13:19,666 --> 01:13:21,566
其实是相辅相成的

1702
01:13:21,933 --> 01:13:23,099
那就会出现一个人

1703
01:13:23,100 --> 01:13:24,900
假设他开服的时候

1704
01:13:24,900 --> 01:13:26,600
他的剧情写的不太好

1705
01:13:26,600 --> 01:13:27,800
他出场的比较少

1706
01:13:27,800 --> 01:13:29,400
所以说喜欢他的人就少

1707
01:13:29,400 --> 01:13:30,866
给他买单的人就少

1708
01:13:30,966 --> 01:13:33,399
因为这个开服之后的数据反馈啊

1709
01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:34,500
给他买单的人不多

1710
01:13:34,500 --> 01:13:36,266
他以后出场的就越来越少

1711
01:13:36,333 --> 01:13:38,399
解决越来越难吸引新人

1712
01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:40,133
那么这就被淘汰了吗

1713
01:13:40,133 --> 01:13:41,699
那不是这么玩的呀

1714
01:13:41,800 --> 01:13:42,600
是吧

1715
01:13:42,966 --> 01:13:43,999
回来吧米娅

1716
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:46,466
米娅我最骄傲的信仰

1717
01:13:46,500 --> 01:13:48,066
历历在目的片段

1718
01:13:48,066 --> 01:13:49,766
眼泪莫名在流淌

1719
01:13:50,366 --> 01:13:51,266
二字游戏

1720
01:13:51,266 --> 01:13:53,466
怎么你的二字游戏不一样的

1721
01:13:53,466 --> 01:13:55,499
这个二次元手游

1722
01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:59,000
正常像和男性像跟女性像的角色

1723
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:00,766
塑造方法是不一样的

1724
01:14:02,100 --> 01:14:04,500
你要看是开服定一个故事机构

1725
01:14:04,500 --> 01:14:07,133
在这个故事机构下不停出不同的人

1726
01:14:07,333 --> 01:14:09,066
还是开服定下来几个人

1727
01:14:09,066 --> 01:14:11,866
然后围绕着这几个人一直去写故事

1728
01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:13,000
好吧

1729
01:14:15,766 --> 01:14:16,866
说到底还是鱼

1730
01:14:16,866 --> 01:14:18,666
女游戏角色太少

1731
01:14:18,766 --> 01:14:20,966
谈恋爱也不需要太多人吧

1732
01:14:21,100 --> 01:14:23,800
如果要是太多人的话有点

1733
01:14:25,933 --> 01:14:26,999
呃目前来说

1734
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:30,900
以女游戏的主要受众还是就是多推

1735
01:14:30,900 --> 01:14:31,866
所谓的多推

1736
01:14:31,866 --> 01:14:33,166
就是说我全都要

1737
01:14:33,166 --> 01:14:35,999
这样的情绪还是会比较少一些

1738
01:14:36,700 --> 01:14:38,466
以女游戏几百个角色看

1739
01:14:38,466 --> 01:14:40,133
还怎么端水那就

1740
01:14:41,900 --> 01:14:42,900
怎么说呢

1741
01:14:43,600 --> 01:14:45,300
几百个角色的话

1742
01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:48,600
可能他没有足够的时间

1743
01:14:48,600 --> 01:14:51,000
去建立这种连接和羁绊

1744
01:14:51,166 --> 01:14:56,166
反而对于女性玩家的这个影响来说

1745
01:14:56,166 --> 01:14:57,533
会比较小一点

1746
01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:03,366
因为这个大家选择了这个

1747
01:15:03,933 --> 01:15:06,099
推人的原因不同嘛

1748
01:15:06,900 --> 01:15:09,000
很多二次元男性像手游

1749
01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:10,266
或者正常像手游

1750
01:15:10,266 --> 01:15:12,699
就是人设好看啊

1751
01:15:12,700 --> 01:15:15,266
漂亮美术风格对我胃口

1752
01:15:15,666 --> 01:15:17,533
色感和谐强度高

1753
01:15:17,533 --> 01:15:19,666
然后我就可以为他花钱

1754
01:15:19,966 --> 01:15:22,866
但是很多游戏的玩家是属于那种

1755
01:15:22,900 --> 01:15:25,266
不是那种一见钟情型啊

1756
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:29,500
呃是在某些剧情设计

1757
01:15:29,500 --> 01:15:32,200
或者是文案的这个巧思之中

1758
01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:37,300
慢慢的对某一个男主角情深耕种

1759
01:15:37,300 --> 01:15:39,166
然后最后愿意去花钱

1760
01:15:39,166 --> 01:15:41,199
去买他很多很多的周边

1761
01:15:41,666 --> 01:15:44,866
更接近于真实世界中的现实恋爱吧

1762
01:15:44,866 --> 01:15:46,733
而不是集邮那种

1763
01:15:50,600 --> 01:15:51,500
还真是

1764
01:15:51,500 --> 01:15:53,733
能做出几百种不同人设的角色

1765
01:15:53,733 --> 01:15:54,666
也挺牛了

1766
01:15:54,666 --> 01:15:58,199
主要是一个游戏他肯定产能有限吧

1767
01:15:58,200 --> 01:15:59,133
产能有限

1768
01:15:59,566 --> 01:16:01,399
就算是到圆那种体上

1769
01:16:01,400 --> 01:16:02,966
那肯定也是产能有限的

1770
01:16:02,966 --> 01:16:06,899
不可能说是同时兼顾跟一个人细腻的

1771
01:16:06,900 --> 01:16:10,266
递进的逐渐成长的这种刻画和塑造

1772
01:16:10,266 --> 01:16:12,599
的同时还能不断的推出新角色

1773
01:16:12,933 --> 01:16:15,533
这两个东西本身天生就会有一种

1774
01:16:16,166 --> 01:16:16,966
有一种

1775
01:16:18,500 --> 01:16:20,000
互斥的感觉吧

1776
01:16:20,200 --> 01:16:21,966
中午好金子座

1777
01:16:24,100 --> 01:16:25,300
到一个小时了

1778
01:16:25,366 --> 01:16:26,933
悄悄打把PK

1779
01:16:27,866 --> 01:16:28,666
耶

1780
01:16:35,200 --> 01:16:37,066
点个爱很简单

1781
01:16:37,166 --> 01:16:38,266
等一下我

1782
01:16:46,366 --> 01:16:47,199
说实话惨

1783
01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:49,366
能够出几百个角色的游戏

1784
01:16:49,366 --> 01:16:50,866
其实也很少呀

1785
01:16:50,933 --> 01:16:53,666
哈喽花花中午好

1786
01:17:00,466 --> 01:17:03,599
今天录弹幕的情况会比较严重一点

1787
01:17:03,600 --> 01:17:05,700
会稍微比较严重一点

1788
01:17:05,700 --> 01:17:07,766
不要不要太介意啊

1789
01:17:07,900 --> 01:17:09,600
这首歌怎么放不完啊

1790
01:17:09,600 --> 01:17:11,333
这怎么是圆周率之歌啊

1791
01:17:11,333 --> 01:17:13,399
一共68分25秒

1792
01:17:17,166 --> 01:17:19,166
我说呢怎么怎么这么长

1793
01:17:19,166 --> 01:17:20,866
放了7分钟还没放完

1794
01:17:28,766 --> 01:17:30,166
但是我天天写

1795
01:17:30,166 --> 01:17:31,466
写些什么东西

1796
01:17:33,466 --> 01:17:35,133
哎抑

1797
01:17:41,366 --> 01:17:42,899
郁症要发作

1798
01:17:45,133 --> 01:17:45,933
哎

1799
01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:52,266
爱很简单

1800
01:17:59,533 --> 01:18:00,333
OK

1801
01:18:04,333 --> 01:18:05,499
还没睡醒呢

1802
01:18:05,500 --> 01:18:07,000
睡醒了睡醒了

1803
01:18:09,400 --> 01:18:13,500
啊但是打哈欠是一种人生态度

1804
01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:16,566
并不是说睡不睡醒的问题啊

1805
01:18:16,566 --> 01:18:18,199
谢谢花花的主播

1806
01:18:18,200 --> 01:18:20,733
明明直播间开通了镜头

1807
01:18:20,966 --> 01:18:24,066
谢谢你们收费咦耶

1808
01:18:25,566 --> 01:18:28,766
小花花的镜头我超低

1809
01:18:32,366 --> 01:18:33,866
你说句话吧

1810
01:18:33,866 --> 01:18:36,366
欢欢你已经好几个月了

1811
01:18:36,366 --> 01:18:38,099
只开个店长不说话

1812
01:18:38,100 --> 01:18:39,400
一直不说话

1813
01:18:41,166 --> 01:18:41,966
哎

1814
01:18:42,100 --> 01:18:46,400
好像很久很久之前画画就不怎么教坏

1815
01:18:47,266 --> 01:18:49,166
不不不是不是同一本

1816
01:18:49,166 --> 01:18:51,333
每次画来开镜头我都会

1817
01:18:51,533 --> 01:18:54,066
我都会解释一下不是同一本的

1818
01:18:54,600 --> 01:18:56,333
不是木字旁的画画

1819
01:19:01,366 --> 01:19:02,599
是我们直播间最早的

1820
01:19:02,600 --> 01:19:04,333
坏坏忘记关系费了

1821
01:19:04,333 --> 01:19:05,166
这个时间

1822
01:19:05,166 --> 01:19:05,966
明显不是

1823
01:19:05,966 --> 01:19:06,766
我是哑巴

1824
01:19:06,766 --> 01:19:07,999
你才不是呢

1825
01:19:15,066 --> 01:19:16,366
你知道啊

1826
01:19:16,366 --> 01:19:17,999
你知道那就好

1827
01:19:19,933 --> 01:19:21,766
我们一般来说

1828
01:19:21,766 --> 01:19:25,799
忘记关续费的人会在12:01准时续费

1829
01:19:25,800 --> 01:19:29,133
然后会在12:30续费一趟

1830
01:19:31,100 --> 01:19:36,533
这是iOS公众号跟那个安卓的差别吧

1831
01:19:36,533 --> 01:19:37,466
我记得

1832
01:19:38,333 --> 01:19:42,333
同学们不要玩不要玩

1833
01:19:45,200 --> 01:19:46,000
哎

1834
01:19:47,066 --> 01:19:50,333
小猫小猫紧紧张张的

1835
01:19:50,366 --> 01:19:52,099
哎呦直播一个小时

1836
01:19:52,100 --> 01:19:53,200
扭扭捏捏的

1837
01:19:53,200 --> 01:19:54,933
慢慢的挪到PK边

1838
01:19:54,933 --> 01:19:59,266
上用尾巴啪的一下打到这个PK键上

1839
01:19:59,266 --> 01:20:02,199
哈哈哈结果还被爆杀了

1840
01:20:02,200 --> 01:20:05,266
哎一次勇敢换来医生的内向啊

1841
01:20:05,366 --> 01:20:08,099
没事主播现在PK输不掉电热

1842
01:20:08,400 --> 01:20:09,533
哦好吧

1843
01:20:11,500 --> 01:20:12,333
那也行

1844
01:20:14,200 --> 01:20:15,566
没事我们一天都打

1845
01:20:15,566 --> 01:20:17,733
不打不满那个电量的

1846
01:20:18,566 --> 01:20:20,199
我每天打不满电量的

1847
01:20:20,200 --> 01:20:23,166
我之前一天也都打个两三百三四百

1848
01:20:36,333 --> 01:20:37,733
只有段位来的

1849
01:20:37,733 --> 01:20:40,366
现在没有时间上段位

1850
01:20:40,366 --> 01:20:41,399
有什么奖励吗

1851
01:20:41,400 --> 01:20:43,300
对面拍一下624

1852
01:20:44,700 --> 01:20:46,933
又不是6,240

1853
01:20:47,166 --> 01:20:47,966
哎呀

1854
01:20:48,666 --> 01:20:51,399
连面直打低端局了这下

1855
01:21:01,200 --> 01:21:03,766
顺便今天人还蛮多的

1856
01:21:03,766 --> 01:21:04,966
各位今天人

1857
01:21:05,133 --> 01:21:05,933
请

1858
01:21:06,466 --> 01:21:09,533
请马上填写一下你的那个

1859
01:21:13,666 --> 01:21:18,966
来上天写一下大家的二月见长问卷

1860
01:21:18,966 --> 01:21:19,766
啊

1861
01:21:20,366 --> 01:21:22,899
我要去订那个牛奶杯了

1862
01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:25,300
这个东西没法订太多了

1863
01:21:25,300 --> 01:21:26,500
因为它容易碎

1864
01:21:26,500 --> 01:21:30,400
我怕我那个仓库的哥们的女儿

1865
01:21:30,400 --> 01:21:33,466
然后不小心把这东西碰碎了

1866
01:21:34,666 --> 01:21:35,966
倚天莫辜负

1867
01:21:35,966 --> 01:21:42,566
快快快点快点快点快点快点

1868
01:21:43,533 --> 01:21:44,699
回南天兄弟

1869
01:21:44,700 --> 01:21:46,866
一觉醒来鞋子湿了

1870
01:21:47,333 --> 01:21:49,899
应该在鞋子里面放点那个什么

1871
01:21:50,600 --> 01:21:53,333
放点那个那个吸水的那个包

1872
01:21:55,300 --> 01:21:57,566
牛奶杯可以泡麦片嘛

1873
01:21:58,366 --> 01:22:00,599
他应该不能进洗碗机

1874
01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:05,166
泡麦片的话有什么要求吗

1875
01:22:05,400 --> 01:22:11,100
就是高温或者是进微波炉还是说

1876
01:22:13,066 --> 01:22:13,999
什么之类的

1877
01:22:16,933 --> 01:22:19,099
这取决于你要吃多少吧

1878
01:22:19,266 --> 01:22:20,766
你吃多少饭啊

1879
01:22:23,933 --> 01:22:25,899
你一顿吃多少麦片啊

1880
01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:27,966
你填了吗

1881
01:22:27,966 --> 01:22:30,999
没填可以帮你填吗行行

1882
01:22:32,566 --> 01:22:37,533
哎作为我们对吧尊贵的紫色烟烟人

1883
01:22:37,533 --> 01:22:39,499
呃这个不想填表

1884
01:22:39,600 --> 01:22:41,000
主播帮你填一下

1885
01:22:41,066 --> 01:22:41,699
呃主播

1886
01:22:41,700 --> 01:22:43,666
其实其实怎么说

1887
01:22:43,666 --> 01:22:46,099
主播每次发见长礼物

1888
01:22:46,100 --> 01:22:48,700
都会从自己的这个大名单里面

1889
01:22:48,700 --> 01:22:51,000
就是以前给主播上过总督

1890
01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:54,400
现在还想要主播见长礼物的大家

1891
01:22:54,766 --> 01:22:58,466
或者是牌子等级比较高就2930级的大家

1892
01:22:58,500 --> 01:23:00,666
我基本上都会去发一下的

1893
01:23:00,933 --> 01:23:01,733
所以

1894
01:23:01,900 --> 01:23:05,466
已经有好多人养成了不写问卷的习惯

1895
01:23:05,466 --> 01:23:06,733
因为不写

1896
01:23:06,733 --> 01:23:07,533
最后我还

1897
01:23:07,533 --> 01:23:09,466
我也还是会去发一下

1898
01:23:10,466 --> 01:23:12,499
但是就是每个月有的时候

1899
01:23:12,500 --> 01:23:14,266
总会有遗漏的时候吧

1900
01:23:14,266 --> 01:23:15,333
所以我还挺担心

1901
01:23:15,333 --> 01:23:16,366
没那什么的

1902
01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:19,866
不知道我是热水泡的

1903
01:23:19,866 --> 01:23:21,099
你用牛奶泡吧

1904
01:23:21,100 --> 01:23:22,366
牛奶泡好吃

1905
01:23:22,866 --> 01:23:24,166
今天早上开车出门

1906
01:23:24,166 --> 01:23:26,099
一鸟屎直接砸进挡风玻璃上了

1907
01:23:26,100 --> 01:23:28,000
你有没有看到过那个梗图啊

1908
01:23:29,800 --> 01:23:32,666
那个鸟屎砸在挡风玻璃上

1909
01:23:32,666 --> 01:23:33,066
结果

1910
01:23:33,066 --> 01:23:37,666
正好被红绿灯上面的监控摄像头拍到

1911
01:23:37,666 --> 01:23:40,299
这个鸟屎在摄像头的界面里面

1912
01:23:40,300 --> 01:23:42,466
是跟脑袋重合在一起的

1913
01:23:42,666 --> 01:23:44,966
所以被判定违规扣分

1914
01:23:44,966 --> 01:23:46,999
理由是开车的时候吸烟

1915
01:23:47,266 --> 01:23:50,266
然后他去这个车主

1916
01:23:50,266 --> 01:23:50,933
这个司机

1917
01:23:50,933 --> 01:23:54,999
他去申诉的时候说那不是烟

1918
01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:56,000
那是鸟屎

1919
01:23:56,066 --> 01:23:57,666
人家说是鸟屎也不行

1920
01:23:57,666 --> 01:23:59,299
开车的时候也不能吸

1921
01:24:01,733 --> 01:24:03,366
有没有看过这个吗

1922
01:24:04,866 --> 01:24:07,066
有很多这样奇怪的案例的

1923
01:24:07,066 --> 01:24:07,299
对啊

1924
01:24:07,300 --> 01:24:11,600
还有公交车上贴一个什么宣传的

1925
01:24:11,600 --> 01:24:13,933
这个人头像要被判定违规

1926
01:24:13,933 --> 01:24:16,666
行人横穿马路啊什么之类的

1927
01:24:16,766 --> 01:24:19,533
还有一个人推着婴儿车

1928
01:24:19,800 --> 01:24:23,166
从那个斑马线过去

1929
01:24:23,700 --> 01:24:26,600
摄像头判定他是机动车

1930
01:24:26,600 --> 01:24:28,000
走非机动车道

1931
01:24:29,333 --> 01:24:30,266
我爱你

1932
01:24:33,933 --> 01:24:38,699
爱你爱你爱你爱你爱你迟

1933
01:24:38,700 --> 01:24:41,866
前面路过多屋檐下雨暖喇喇无人觉

1934
01:24:41,866 --> 01:24:46,333
这个风景轻易天晴我好不开心

1935
01:24:46,333 --> 01:24:49,499
佢从日历学到兜里买的不太低

1936
01:24:49,866 --> 01:24:52,999
大时候都似戏剧下路看到如何完美

1937
01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:56,666
啦啦啦夜静和灯呢又灭明

1938
01:24:57,166 --> 01:24:58,933
哈喽你好

1939
01:25:00,766 --> 01:25:01,933
我了解了

1940
01:25:04,133 --> 01:25:07,066
有很多东西挡住安全带被扣分的

1941
01:25:07,066 --> 01:25:10,299
只看过鸟挡住车牌被拍到的

1942
01:25:11,366 --> 01:25:13,066
还是蛮奇葩的

1943
01:25:13,666 --> 01:25:14,933
不过感觉

1944
01:25:16,466 --> 01:25:17,566
说到车牌

1945
01:25:19,166 --> 01:25:21,566
我觉得我这边不会开车

1946
01:25:21,566 --> 01:25:23,133
最大的一个遗憾就是

1947
01:25:23,133 --> 01:25:26,566
没有办法去自己自定义自己的车牌了

1948
01:25:26,566 --> 01:25:29,533
因为这种体验感觉还是挺稀奇的

1949
01:25:31,166 --> 01:25:33,366
国内的话只能摇号码

1950
01:25:33,366 --> 01:25:34,466
然后这边的话

1951
01:25:34,466 --> 01:25:36,733
是可以在你申请车牌的时候

1952
01:25:36,733 --> 01:25:38,599
你可以自己自定义的

1953
01:25:39,266 --> 01:25:40,933
前提是不重复就行

1954
01:25:41,600 --> 01:25:44,466
但是我又怕我忍不住申请个这个

1955
01:25:45,000 --> 01:25:46,466
什么妹呀

1956
01:25:46,566 --> 01:25:48,399
什么289啊之类的

1957
01:25:48,400 --> 01:25:51,800
一开车一上街大家就懂得

1958
01:25:51,800 --> 01:25:53,733
都懂懂得也就都懂了

1959
01:25:53,733 --> 01:25:54,799
我是谁了

1960
01:25:54,866 --> 01:25:56,266
主播没有车呀

1961
01:25:56,466 --> 01:25:58,466
所以说就有点遗憾吧

1962
01:25:58,466 --> 01:25:59,933
没有这种体验

1963
01:26:03,566 --> 01:26:06,499
其实正常来说要是喜欢车的话

1964
01:26:06,666 --> 01:26:09,099
感觉在这边过的应该还能挺好的

1965
01:26:09,100 --> 01:26:10,333
没事开个车

1966
01:26:10,666 --> 01:26:13,099
可能一个多小时跑去吃个饭呐

1967
01:26:13,333 --> 01:26:16,266
然后开车两个多小时去个湖边啊

1968
01:26:16,400 --> 01:26:18,100
或者说这个有车之后

1969
01:26:18,100 --> 01:26:19,766
活动范围会比较大嘛

1970
01:26:19,766 --> 01:26:21,366
就随便去哪都行

1971
01:26:22,666 --> 01:26:25,399
而且没事还能接点那个什么呀

1972
01:26:25,466 --> 01:26:27,366
还能接点接点这个

1973
01:26:30,300 --> 01:26:32,066
长途车之类的

1974
01:26:34,866 --> 01:26:36,499
这叫西西的小花

1975
01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:37,400
主播有驾照

1976
01:26:37,400 --> 01:26:38,200
主播没有啊

1977
01:26:38,200 --> 01:26:40,000
所以这不是幻想时间嘛

1978
01:26:43,000 --> 01:26:44,333
没车真过不下去

1979
01:26:44,333 --> 01:26:45,366
摩托更好吧

1980
01:26:45,366 --> 01:26:47,099
摩托也需要驾照的

1981
01:26:47,600 --> 01:26:50,733
我之前的那个一个室友乐乐

1982
01:26:52,500 --> 01:26:56,766
在某一个夏天忽然叫我跟他出一趟门

1983
01:26:57,166 --> 01:26:58,499
我说去干嘛呀

1984
01:26:58,600 --> 01:27:02,266
他说去接我的爱马

1985
01:27:02,400 --> 01:27:04,733
我说你买马了

1986
01:27:05,500 --> 01:27:06,733
他说不是啦

1987
01:27:06,733 --> 01:27:07,933
到了你就知道了

1988
01:27:07,933 --> 01:27:09,733
然后到了之后发现

1989
01:27:10,066 --> 01:27:12,333
我们之前不是说过那个同城

1990
01:27:12,333 --> 01:27:13,766
那个二手小组吗

1991
01:27:14,133 --> 01:27:16,099
然后他在同城二手小组

1992
01:27:16,100 --> 01:27:17,666
以三折的价格

1993
01:27:17,666 --> 01:27:21,733
捡回来一辆白色的机动摩托车我说

1994
01:27:23,533 --> 01:27:24,366
这么帅

1995
01:27:24,966 --> 01:27:27,399
我可以坐在你的汗血宝马后座

1996
01:27:27,400 --> 01:27:29,566
感受一下风驰电掣的感觉吗

1997
01:27:29,566 --> 01:27:31,799
我已经很多年没有坐过摩托了

1998
01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:32,866
他说不行

1999
01:27:33,300 --> 01:27:34,500
为什么我把你叫来

2000
01:27:34,500 --> 01:27:37,500
就是因为我怕我一个人推不回去

2001
01:27:37,500 --> 01:27:39,066
我没摩托车驾照

2002
01:27:39,133 --> 01:27:41,799
咱俩得把这玩意推回去我说啊

2003
01:27:44,000 --> 01:27:47,166
那一刻我眼里的光都消失了家人

2004
01:27:49,266 --> 01:27:50,199
现在猫有毒

2005
01:27:50,200 --> 01:27:51,333
把幸运钥匙

2006
01:27:51,333 --> 01:27:52,533
感谢支持

2007
01:27:59,066 --> 01:28:01,866
小丑国内也可以自编车牌

2008
01:28:01,866 --> 01:28:02,733
可以的吗

2009
01:28:03,133 --> 01:28:03,899
可以的吗

2010
01:28:03,900 --> 01:28:05,566
我这不都是摇号吗

2011
01:28:05,566 --> 01:28:07,299
摇到啥算啥的那种

2012
01:28:12,266 --> 01:28:16,199
要我说什么66668888都不是真正的靓号

2013
01:28:16,533 --> 01:28:18,733
什么什么54250这种

2014
01:28:18,733 --> 01:28:19,066
这种

2015
01:28:19,066 --> 01:28:24,333
才算是让人过目不忘的这个账号啊

2016
01:28:25,600 --> 01:28:30,566
will you still love me when i'm beautiful

2017
01:28:31,933 --> 01:28:36,666
will you still love me when i look the same light

2018
01:28:36,866 --> 01:28:38,933
my aching soul

2019
01:28:39,066 --> 01:28:40,866
i know you will

2020
01:28:40,866 --> 01:28:42,966
i know you will

2021
01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:44,800
i know you will

2022
01:28:48,133 --> 01:28:51,366
这是我在市场里钓鱼的关注啊

2023
01:28:51,366 --> 01:28:52,566
感谢支持

2024
01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:56,133
8888的实力不容小觑啊

2025
01:28:58,700 --> 01:29:03,166
确实吧但是看到一个8888我怎么说哇

2026
01:29:03,400 --> 01:29:08,000
屌但是看到一个54250之类的车牌

2027
01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:09,733
我能乐一整天

2028
01:29:09,733 --> 01:29:11,166
还可以讲给同学

2029
01:29:11,166 --> 01:29:12,199
讲给音乐人

2030
01:29:12,200 --> 01:29:13,366
大家一起乐

2031
01:29:13,700 --> 01:29:16,866
他对世界带来的这个正能量贡献

2032
01:29:16,900 --> 01:29:19,733
我的评价是大于这个8888的车牌

2033
01:29:19,733 --> 01:29:21,333
888 人家总说哇

2034
01:29:21,366 --> 01:29:22,899
真有真有米

2035
01:29:23,900 --> 01:29:26,966
但是要是54250这样的车牌

2036
01:29:27,133 --> 01:29:31,466
则可以在自己的这个行驶的生涯中

2037
01:29:31,466 --> 01:29:33,899
都给旁人一刻不停的带来欢笑

2038
01:29:33,900 --> 01:29:36,066
我觉得这是有意义的车牌啊

2039
01:29:37,866 --> 01:29:38,899
迈巴赫

2040
01:29:41,366 --> 01:29:42,499
为什么为什么

2041
01:29:42,500 --> 01:29:43,300
为什么

2042
01:29:43,966 --> 01:29:46,933
对主播这个车盲还是挺想问一下的

2043
01:29:47,200 --> 01:29:52,200
为什么迈巴赫是很多霸总小说里面

2044
01:29:52,200 --> 01:29:54,766
这个霸总必备的车型啊

2045
01:29:56,200 --> 01:29:59,800
他比其他的贵车是好好在哪里吗

2046
01:30:00,066 --> 01:30:00,799
为什么

2047
01:30:00,800 --> 01:30:04,100
这个迈巴赫就永远是这么受欢迎的

2048
01:30:04,700 --> 01:30:05,900
而且这几个字

2049
01:30:05,900 --> 01:30:09,166
感觉就带这种淡淡的西装革履的气息

2050
01:30:09,166 --> 01:30:10,066
为什么呢

2051
01:30:10,966 --> 01:30:14,466
谢谢猫雨的4个泡泡糖和一个金币呢

2052
01:30:14,500 --> 01:30:16,333
感谢支持和等你

2053
01:30:16,333 --> 01:30:17,333
爱你个够

2054
01:30:29,266 --> 01:30:33,133
啊不要给我推这种这种这种这种

2055
01:30:33,400 --> 01:30:35,200
超级哎啊啊

2056
01:30:40,333 --> 01:30:42,733
换点换个歌单

2057
01:30:43,666 --> 01:30:45,033
可能是比较小众

2058
01:30:45,033 --> 01:30:46,333
真的小众吗

2059
01:30:47,733 --> 01:30:48,666
感觉小红书上

2060
01:30:48,666 --> 01:30:51,066
起码就有一万个迈巴赫车主吧

2061
01:30:51,566 --> 01:30:52,733
不小众吧

2062
01:30:56,866 --> 01:30:58,066
我来搜搜看啊

2063
01:30:58,333 --> 01:31:00,833
迈巴赫为什么

2064
01:31:05,466 --> 01:31:06,999
为什么是总裁车

2065
01:31:07,000 --> 01:31:09,633
真的有人跟我有一样的这个想法呀

2066
01:31:10,633 --> 01:31:14,999
谢谢小叶的100个魔法水晶啊

2067
01:31:15,000 --> 01:31:16,200
感谢支持

2068
01:31:16,833 --> 01:31:17,833
让我看看

2069
01:31:22,466 --> 01:31:24,866
原来迈巴赫是奔驰下面的牌子

2070
01:31:24,866 --> 01:31:26,466
对不起我第一次知道

2071
01:31:28,600 --> 01:31:30,366
对啊为什么是迈巴赫

2072
01:31:30,366 --> 01:31:32,999
而不是保时捷或者劳斯莱斯呢

2073
01:31:34,200 --> 01:31:37,933
but i just light up in the face of danger

2074
01:31:37,966 --> 01:31:40,533
now that you're my guardian angel

2075
01:31:42,733 --> 01:31:45,166
首要考虑是舒适和庄重

2076
01:31:45,166 --> 01:31:47,399
谢谢小叶的魔法旅行箱

2077
01:31:47,866 --> 01:31:49,166
明天就走

2078
01:31:49,166 --> 01:31:50,833
舒适箱子明天就走

2079
01:31:52,200 --> 01:31:54,566
劳斯莱斯太老气了

2080
01:31:56,266 --> 01:31:58,033
这车还有气质啊

2081
01:31:58,600 --> 01:32:00,466
感觉长得都差不多

2082
01:32:03,333 --> 01:32:07,566
谢谢猫猫显卡的10个吉祥服啊

2083
01:32:07,566 --> 01:32:08,766
轰动你爱你了

2084
01:32:08,766 --> 01:32:10,566
多感谢支持

2085
01:32:12,366 --> 01:32:15,233
迈巴赫我记得还有加价选配

2086
01:32:15,633 --> 01:32:17,033
加价选配是什么意思

2087
01:32:17,033 --> 01:32:18,433
配货的意思吗

2088
01:32:18,766 --> 01:32:20,599
送错了别走好吗

2089
01:32:20,600 --> 01:32:22,466
哈哈哈哈

2090
01:32:25,866 --> 01:32:27,566
要不干脆再配辆车吧

2091
01:32:27,566 --> 01:32:28,999
再来个梦幻花车

2092
01:32:29,000 --> 01:32:31,933
直接收拾完箱子坐车打车走了

2093
01:32:34,266 --> 01:32:35,166
这么一想

2094
01:32:35,166 --> 01:32:36,799
这个魔法奇遇里面的礼物

2095
01:32:36,800 --> 01:32:38,566
还挺有联动感的

2096
01:32:43,800 --> 01:32:44,966
电视啥的

2097
01:32:45,033 --> 01:32:47,433
这个这个要加价选配啊

2098
01:32:48,633 --> 01:32:50,066
不懂看不出来

2099
01:32:50,633 --> 01:32:52,633
BYD可以是仰望嘛

2100
01:32:52,633 --> 01:32:53,599
仰望是什么

2101
01:32:58,400 --> 01:33:02,266
我对比亚迪的想法就是点击就送啊

2102
01:33:02,266 --> 01:33:03,866
不是车点击就送来

2103
01:33:03,866 --> 01:33:05,266
是之前听说

2104
01:33:06,333 --> 01:33:07,733
听说有一些

2105
01:33:07,733 --> 01:33:12,166
这个有一年吧还是哪一年哇

2106
01:33:12,533 --> 01:33:15,599
大陆专门对有钱人的米的

2107
01:33:16,133 --> 01:33:18,266
比亚迪旗下的跑车

2108
01:33:18,966 --> 01:33:23,333
比亚迪的印象就是985 offer

2109
01:33:23,333 --> 01:33:24,466
点击就送

2110
01:33:28,833 --> 01:33:30,199
仰望确实帅

2111
01:33:30,366 --> 01:33:33,066
哎呀主播不应该把话题拉到车上面

2112
01:33:33,566 --> 01:33:35,533
没有人给主播科普

2113
01:33:35,866 --> 01:33:39,033
凡是主播主播完全搞不明白这些东西

2114
01:33:40,266 --> 01:33:41,566
我对车

2115
01:33:42,766 --> 01:33:43,799
如果这个车

2116
01:33:43,966 --> 01:33:47,466
他能够整点什么彩色的贴膜啊

2117
01:33:47,466 --> 01:33:50,199
比如说什么嫩绿色呀

2118
01:33:51,000 --> 01:33:52,566
什么浅粉色呀这种

2119
01:33:52,566 --> 01:33:54,066
我就会盯着他看

2120
01:33:55,066 --> 01:33:56,366
但是认不出来标

2121
01:33:57,033 --> 01:33:57,999
真的吧主播

2122
01:33:58,000 --> 01:34:01,366
好像小说里的手表只有江诗丹顿一样

2123
01:34:01,633 --> 01:34:02,599
哎你别说啊

2124
01:34:02,600 --> 01:34:05,366
我真的看到好几个带那种

2125
01:34:06,800 --> 01:34:10,000
侧重描写了一下这个主角带的表的

2126
01:34:10,000 --> 01:34:11,866
多半都是江诗丹顿唉

2127
01:34:13,566 --> 01:34:14,633
痛车对啊

2128
01:34:14,633 --> 01:34:15,566
痛车嘛

2129
01:34:16,200 --> 01:34:18,466
不得搞点这个绵面痛车

2130
01:34:20,066 --> 01:34:24,666
你们比亚迪的送是别的企业走的送

2131
01:34:27,733 --> 01:34:28,666
啥意思啊

2132
01:34:35,800 --> 01:34:37,833
168万的车

2133
01:34:40,133 --> 01:34:42,966
我要是有 168个w

2134
01:34:45,433 --> 01:34:47,399
我可能会拿来干嘛呢

2135
01:34:52,333 --> 01:34:53,866
先打张飞机票吧

2136
01:34:55,000 --> 01:34:57,600
先打张飞机票跑回家吧

2137
01:34:58,266 --> 01:34:59,533
就不当位了吗

2138
01:34:59,533 --> 01:35:01,533
那那也还是要当位的吧

2139
01:35:04,433 --> 01:35:05,233
当兵

2140
01:35:05,466 --> 01:35:08,866
现在这个版本主要还是出于一种

2141
01:35:09,600 --> 01:35:10,566
怎么说呢

2142
01:35:10,600 --> 01:35:12,333
虽然收益也重要吧

2143
01:35:12,333 --> 01:35:13,366
但是这个版本

2144
01:35:13,366 --> 01:35:16,333
很难是一个强求收益的版本啊

2145
01:35:17,233 --> 01:35:18,166
所以说啊

2146
01:35:23,966 --> 01:35:26,233
还是跟爱好息息相关吧

2147
01:35:26,233 --> 01:35:28,933
毕竟宅女是这样的

2148
01:35:31,166 --> 01:35:32,633
无后顾之忧的

2149
01:35:32,633 --> 01:35:35,366
单v可能发挥会更好一些吧

2150
01:35:37,333 --> 01:35:40,533
哇这下被爆杀了投降

2151
01:35:46,133 --> 01:35:47,766
对耶耶人负责

2152
01:35:47,933 --> 01:35:49,133
那倒没有吧

2153
01:35:50,266 --> 01:35:50,933
我觉得

2154
01:35:50,933 --> 01:35:53,799
我一直都是一个很负责任的VIP女

2155
01:35:54,933 --> 01:35:56,999
没有不对耶耶人负责吧

2156
01:35:59,533 --> 01:36:00,933
粉猫咪的痛车

2157
01:36:00,933 --> 01:36:02,166
好像在杭州

2158
01:36:03,866 --> 01:36:08,366
之前有人说要痛摩托车给我都没有

2159
01:36:08,366 --> 01:36:10,666
没有没有看到返图啊

2160
01:36:10,766 --> 01:36:13,233
说要坐苗苗痛车的主播

2161
01:36:13,233 --> 01:36:15,733
都没有看到你们的返图哎

2162
01:36:18,600 --> 01:36:20,333
爱莉西亚的痛车

2163
01:36:20,333 --> 01:36:23,333
要看痛车的话得去当地漫展吧

2164
01:36:24,266 --> 01:36:25,733
找点漫展看

2165
01:36:37,466 --> 01:36:38,999
肥猫什么段啊

2166
01:36:39,000 --> 01:36:40,466
3222

2167
01:36:41,600 --> 01:36:44,633
什么叫3222啊

2168
01:36:44,733 --> 01:36:47,033
你说对面的这个值吧

2169
01:36:47,066 --> 01:36:51,199
对面这个值也不取决于段位吧

2170
01:36:52,800 --> 01:36:55,000
应该也是不取决于段位吧

2171
01:36:55,966 --> 01:36:57,066
车太便宜

2172
01:36:57,066 --> 01:36:58,333
痛了不敢发

2173
01:36:58,533 --> 01:36:59,666
主播又不认识了

2174
01:36:59,666 --> 01:37:02,566
为什么为什么痛了不敢发

2175
01:37:04,433 --> 01:37:05,933
对面是个SUV

2176
01:37:06,833 --> 01:37:08,433
唉被SUV暴杀了

2177
01:37:08,433 --> 01:37:11,999
这就是一代厚道杀戮了

2178
01:37:14,733 --> 01:37:17,233
非常正常的v圈版本更迭

2179
01:37:17,600 --> 01:37:19,866
绵绵啊你就是老东西了

2180
01:37:21,466 --> 01:37:25,133
baby tell me show me give me love

2181
01:37:29,000 --> 01:37:29,800
again

2182
01:37:37,733 --> 01:37:38,399
亲妹妹们

2183
01:37:38,400 --> 01:37:39,766
好看吗哎呀

2184
01:37:39,766 --> 01:37:41,933
别问你们再问主播

2185
01:37:41,933 --> 01:37:46,166
半夜里面半夜趴在被窝里掉小珍珠了

2186
01:37:47,200 --> 01:37:48,800
在公司上班就算了

2187
01:37:48,800 --> 01:37:52,200
在学校上班搞痛彻只是各方面设施

2188
01:37:53,600 --> 01:37:57,533
我觉得搞痛车就是开痛车开出去了

2189
01:37:57,833 --> 01:38:01,766
有可能他平常并不靠这辆痛车通勤

2190
01:38:02,566 --> 01:38:05,233
或者说他根本不需要在意同事

2191
01:38:05,233 --> 01:38:07,333
或者同学怎么看自己

2192
01:38:07,466 --> 01:38:10,466
因为可能他就是老板啊什么之类的

2193
01:38:11,200 --> 01:38:13,400
要不然的话就是超级色牛

2194
01:38:15,466 --> 01:38:16,933
别叫我小珍珠好吗

2195
01:38:16,933 --> 01:38:18,066
我只是鼻塞

2196
01:38:27,233 --> 01:38:28,399
主包的鼻炎

2197
01:38:30,133 --> 01:38:31,999
到底什么时候得的啊

2198
01:38:32,000 --> 01:38:34,366
我一开始直播的时候也这样吗

2199
01:38:34,366 --> 01:38:37,133
然后没事的时候鼻子就会塞一下

2200
01:38:38,600 --> 01:38:39,966
之前也这样吗

2201
01:38:40,033 --> 01:38:46,033
我们从没想过真爱到现在不敢期待

2202
01:38:47,133 --> 01:38:52,033
要证明自己曾被你想起really里

2203
01:38:52,233 --> 01:38:56,833
我胡思乱想就从今天起i wish

2204
01:38:57,233 --> 01:39:02,033
像一个陷阱却从未犹豫相信

2205
01:39:02,200 --> 01:39:06,166
你真的愿意就请给我惊喜

2206
01:39:06,166 --> 01:39:11,233
关于爱情过去没有异想的结局

2207
01:39:11,433 --> 01:39:13,766
那天起却颠

2208
01:39:16,266 --> 01:39:17,066
我

2209
01:39:20,233 --> 01:39:21,933
们明天直播的话

2210
01:39:21,933 --> 01:39:25,399
可能会是一些比较放松下的内容

2211
01:39:26,133 --> 01:39:27,866
不是放松电台啊

2212
01:39:28,266 --> 01:39:32,766
应该会是一些除了杂谈之外的内容

2213
01:39:33,400 --> 01:39:38,800
不过只希望观看杂谈的音乐人呃

2214
01:39:40,400 --> 01:39:42,866
现在现在这版本还有这样的吗

2215
01:39:43,866 --> 01:39:44,933
早上好

2216
01:39:45,633 --> 01:39:47,599
只希望观看杂谈的音乐人

2217
01:39:47,600 --> 01:39:49,733
可以不用特意推掉其他事情

2218
01:39:49,733 --> 01:39:51,266
来等我直播你

2219
01:39:51,866 --> 01:39:53,799
主播你除了杂谈还会啥

2220
01:39:53,800 --> 01:39:55,066
我还会玩游戏

2221
01:39:57,233 --> 01:39:58,133
打游戏是吧

2222
01:39:58,133 --> 01:39:59,166
有可能啊

2223
01:39:59,166 --> 01:40:01,233
直播打5是健身还了

2224
01:40:01,233 --> 01:40:03,033
想打游戏开板直说

2225
01:40:03,433 --> 01:40:04,966
也不是开板吧

2226
01:40:06,333 --> 01:40:08,199
总不能还会挂机吧

2227
01:40:08,866 --> 01:40:12,199
有可能是直播一边讲话

2228
01:40:12,200 --> 01:40:13,666
然后一边工作啊

2229
01:40:13,733 --> 01:40:14,766
也有可能啊

2230
01:40:15,366 --> 01:40:16,399
就推就推

2231
01:40:17,466 --> 01:40:18,733
那我劝过了

2232
01:40:18,733 --> 01:40:20,566
那你们你们不能怪我

2233
01:40:20,600 --> 01:40:23,433
好吧没见过主播直播打5

2234
01:40:23,433 --> 01:40:26,833
真打不了这种戳玻璃的游戏

2235
01:40:26,833 --> 01:40:28,633
你让我拿键盘打

2236
01:40:28,833 --> 01:40:30,433
就除非一个游戏

2237
01:40:30,566 --> 01:40:33,233
假设说假设说

2238
01:40:34,933 --> 01:40:38,033
他从开服开始我就是用PC端玩

2239
01:40:38,033 --> 01:40:39,233
从来也没有玩过

2240
01:40:39,233 --> 01:40:40,533
手机端的话

2241
01:40:40,600 --> 01:40:42,566
可能我能练出来怎么打

2242
01:40:43,200 --> 01:40:44,166
但是假设说

2243
01:40:44,166 --> 01:40:47,633
一个游戏我已经用手机玩过了半年

2244
01:40:47,633 --> 01:40:50,166
一年就玩过了蛮多的情况下

2245
01:40:50,266 --> 01:40:53,666
我真的没办法再用PC段打我

2246
01:40:54,000 --> 01:40:56,866
我一急眼都想用手指去戳屏幕的

2247
01:40:56,866 --> 01:40:58,733
这种程度很离谱了

2248
01:41:00,766 --> 01:41:01,966
嗯对

2249
01:41:03,000 --> 01:41:04,466
你可以手机投屏直播

2250
01:41:04,466 --> 01:41:05,766
不要吧不要吧

2251
01:41:05,766 --> 01:41:07,066
还是会核掉自己的

2252
01:41:07,066 --> 01:41:08,766
什么时候我有新的设备了

2253
01:41:08,766 --> 01:41:11,233
然后再考虑投屏直播的是吧

2254
01:41:12,133 --> 01:41:13,999
懂了戳的玻璃不够大

2255
01:41:15,966 --> 01:41:17,266
而且很多手游

2256
01:41:17,266 --> 01:41:20,833
它那个UI其实是为了手机设置的

2257
01:41:20,833 --> 01:41:23,566
如果你把它放到电脑屏幕上的话

2258
01:41:23,566 --> 01:41:25,133
看着就会很奇怪

2259
01:41:25,766 --> 01:41:26,966
我不知道为啥呀

2260
01:41:26,966 --> 01:41:28,199
点名就是战双

2261
01:41:28,200 --> 01:41:28,600
战双

2262
01:41:28,600 --> 01:41:32,033
那个UI我感觉在电脑上看非常的怪异

2263
01:41:32,766 --> 01:41:34,766
但是我把它缩小到1/4之

2264
01:41:34,766 --> 01:41:37,666
后又觉得看着好像也没有那么丑啊

2265
01:41:43,266 --> 01:41:46,966
就他上到手游上感觉就像是一下子

2266
01:41:47,833 --> 01:41:49,166
啊啊啊

2267
01:41:50,466 --> 01:41:51,466
等一下大家

2268
01:41:51,466 --> 01:41:53,366
我的那个护肤的衣服

2269
01:41:53,800 --> 01:41:55,333
他又给我发新消息

2270
01:41:55,333 --> 01:41:56,366
让我来看一下

2271
01:41:56,366 --> 01:41:57,433
让我来看一下

2272
01:41:59,666 --> 01:42:01,799
没有我是这几天才玩的

2273
01:42:02,800 --> 01:42:04,533
铃铛一厘米

2274
01:42:04,733 --> 01:42:05,799
让我看一下

2275
01:42:06,933 --> 01:42:07,433
等一下

2276
01:42:07,433 --> 01:42:10,166
我我看能不能把它贴在屏幕上

2277
01:42:12,866 --> 01:42:15,333
为什么感觉胖胖的呢

2278
01:42:17,600 --> 01:42:19,400
我来贴在直播间里吧

2279
01:42:19,400 --> 01:42:22,466
正好大家一起来评价一下他好不好

2280
01:42:26,233 --> 01:42:29,599
稍等啊我要把它贴到直播间里面

2281
01:42:30,866 --> 01:42:32,199
大家一起来评价一下

2282
01:42:32,200 --> 01:42:33,566
这个复苏的食物图

2283
01:42:33,566 --> 01:42:34,766
他还没做完呢

2284
01:42:35,366 --> 01:42:36,433
他还没做完呢

2285
01:42:36,433 --> 01:42:37,966
他问我这样可以吗

2286
01:42:37,966 --> 01:42:40,033
然后如果可以的话

2287
01:42:40,033 --> 01:42:41,399
他继续往下缝

2288
01:42:42,866 --> 01:42:44,999
本来就是去年的事

2289
01:42:45,000 --> 01:42:46,433
去年开的预定

2290
01:42:46,566 --> 01:42:48,999
结果他做那么慢哎呦

2291
01:42:51,000 --> 01:42:52,033
挺搞笑的

2292
01:42:52,033 --> 01:42:55,133
我昨天因为我一直在催他嘛

2293
01:42:55,133 --> 01:42:55,766
我一直在催他

2294
01:42:55,766 --> 01:42:56,766
一直在催他

2295
01:42:56,766 --> 01:42:58,166
然后他就说

2296
01:42:58,566 --> 01:42:59,366
哎

2297
01:43:02,766 --> 01:43:04,199
做了多久了

2298
01:43:04,333 --> 01:43:07,966
我去年 11月

2299
01:43:08,633 --> 01:43:10,166
11月份的时候

2300
01:43:10,166 --> 01:43:11,533
还是10月份的时候

2301
01:43:11,533 --> 01:43:14,766
找他加急约的这套衣服

2302
01:43:15,133 --> 01:43:16,533
然后排到3月

2303
01:43:16,533 --> 01:43:17,933
我是加急的啊

2304
01:43:17,933 --> 01:43:20,033
最后他说把我加急费免了

2305
01:43:20,200 --> 01:43:21,800
那我要的是这个吗

2306
01:43:21,800 --> 01:43:23,433
我要的不是这个

2307
01:43:25,533 --> 01:43:26,833
白赚一笔加急费

2308
01:43:26,833 --> 01:43:30,366
他说可以把我的加急费免了

2309
01:43:30,366 --> 01:43:34,033
但是加急费就就就也没有很贵啊

2310
01:43:34,033 --> 01:43:35,866
我宁愿你可以对吧

2311
01:43:35,866 --> 01:43:37,633
快点给我做出来

2312
01:43:40,533 --> 01:43:42,066
至少退我了

2313
01:43:46,400 --> 01:43:47,533
他没退我

2314
01:43:47,533 --> 01:43:51,366
他是因为他有那个一笔钱是后付的

2315
01:43:51,366 --> 01:43:52,999
他说那就不后付的

2316
01:43:53,000 --> 01:43:54,766
那笔钱就给你免掉了

2317
01:43:54,800 --> 01:43:59,133
但其实那笔钱也就是总款项的10%

2318
01:43:59,133 --> 01:44:02,633
20%也没有那么多就10%吧

2319
01:44:02,766 --> 01:44:05,033
my niggas and i don't got a name for the name

2320
01:44:05,033 --> 01:44:07,533
cause you know she thinks i know that check

2321
01:44:07,533 --> 01:44:09,399
the more he can ask for no man dance

2322
01:44:09,400 --> 01:44:12,000
i don't bother me to look at them don't come out

2323
01:44:12,200 --> 01:44:13,933
不会暑假才到手吧

2324
01:44:13,933 --> 01:44:16,533
我希望不要了我希望不要

2325
01:44:17,366 --> 01:44:18,466
为什么脸不动了

2326
01:44:18,466 --> 01:44:19,933
因为我在传图片

2327
01:44:19,966 --> 01:44:22,399
请稍等请稍等

2328
01:44:23,766 --> 01:44:25,233
加急乘2吗

2329
01:44:26,000 --> 01:44:29,033
加急乘2是混圈才有的规矩

2330
01:44:29,666 --> 01:44:32,933
现实的这种熨衣服的圈子

2331
01:44:32,933 --> 01:44:34,466
要是还加急乘2

2332
01:44:34,766 --> 01:44:36,466
扒出来喷不死他

2333
01:44:37,066 --> 01:44:39,433
只有混圈才有加急乘2吧

2334
01:44:40,600 --> 01:44:42,033
花钱当孙子

2335
01:44:42,666 --> 01:44:43,466
哎呀

2336
01:44:46,066 --> 01:44:48,199
还好我地址贴在家里

2337
01:44:48,200 --> 01:44:50,433
谢谢你你好英明

2338
01:44:55,666 --> 01:44:57,066
他不太会拍照啊

2339
01:44:57,066 --> 01:45:00,599
感觉拍出来这个视觉效果很怪

2340
01:45:04,833 --> 01:45:07,666
hey hey hey Santa

2341
01:45:11,066 --> 01:45:14,033
hey hey hey Santa

2342
01:45:17,666 --> 01:45:19,766
哥哥给我泡大米大吉

2343
01:45:21,600 --> 01:45:26,266
大家先不用看那个夫夫的脑袋和耳朵

2344
01:45:26,266 --> 01:45:28,566
这个到时候是要改掉的

2345
01:45:30,200 --> 01:45:32,033
就是都要大修的

2346
01:45:32,066 --> 01:45:35,533
因为他这边需要这个东西

2347
01:45:35,533 --> 01:45:39,333
然后来作为衣服的模特嘛

2348
01:45:39,333 --> 01:45:40,833
要比那个体型

2349
01:45:40,833 --> 01:45:42,933
所以说才一直到那边

2350
01:45:44,833 --> 01:45:49,799
哎哎哎快点快点快点快点快点

2351
01:45:52,600 --> 01:45:53,833
怎么这么慢呀

2352
01:46:09,766 --> 01:46:11,166
我在等他发过来

2353
01:46:11,166 --> 01:46:13,833
我好贴在屏幕上给你们看呀

2354
01:46:14,066 --> 01:46:24,233
up to banana easy

2355
01:46:29,200 --> 01:46:30,000
嗯

2356
01:46:31,933 --> 01:46:33,066
看一下哦

2357
01:46:43,866 --> 01:46:46,133
希望我的电脑不要直接崩掉

2358
01:46:46,366 --> 01:46:49,166
可能你们等一下又会看到那个什么

2359
01:46:49,400 --> 01:46:50,966
又会看到白屏啊

2360
01:46:55,233 --> 01:46:56,833
这个是绿瓶之类的

2361
01:47:07,433 --> 01:47:09,333
you're the

2362
01:47:11,266 --> 01:47:18,633
boogie boy boogie

2363
01:47:22,033 --> 01:47:24,133
domino

2364
01:47:24,266 --> 01:47:25,399
让我猜一下

2365
01:47:35,033 --> 01:47:36,766
脑袋先不用看这个耳朵

2366
01:47:36,766 --> 01:47:39,199
到时候要改的衣服的话

2367
01:47:39,200 --> 01:47:39,800
他问我

2368
01:47:39,800 --> 01:47:43,866
上半身跟下半身这个长度比例可以吗

2369
01:47:44,000 --> 01:47:45,466
你们觉得OK吗

2370
01:47:51,666 --> 01:47:53,033
呆你才呆呢

2371
01:47:53,066 --> 01:47:54,433
我不是克勤

2372
01:47:56,333 --> 01:47:57,133
喂

2373
01:47:57,566 --> 01:47:58,799
怎么少了一个袖子

2374
01:47:58,800 --> 01:47:59,633
没做完呢

2375
01:47:59,633 --> 01:48:00,733
没做完呢

2376
01:48:08,600 --> 01:48:10,733
这个不是最终完成版

2377
01:48:10,733 --> 01:48:11,733
还有很多的

2378
01:48:11,733 --> 01:48:14,966
那个小配饰啊之类的还没钉上去

2379
01:48:15,366 --> 01:48:18,666
胸口的那个花纹之类的都会还原的

2380
01:48:18,966 --> 01:48:19,999
但是还没到

2381
01:48:20,000 --> 01:48:21,766
就是做这个内部啊

2382
01:48:21,766 --> 01:48:24,433
先到这个长度的这一步了

2383
01:48:25,166 --> 01:48:27,199
上半身的黑色有点呆

2384
01:48:27,433 --> 01:48:29,533
会会贴的会贴的

2385
01:48:29,533 --> 01:48:31,399
我是我也是觉得这个黑色

2386
01:48:31,400 --> 01:48:34,833
会不会布料有点颜色太深了

2387
01:48:36,733 --> 01:48:38,866
我我是不是应该换一套衣服啊

2388
01:48:38,866 --> 01:48:41,599
换成公式服来给大家对比一下

2389
01:48:41,833 --> 01:48:43,733
但是我又怕换成公式服

2390
01:48:43,733 --> 01:48:46,666
马上这个这个直播间就完蛋了

2391
01:48:46,666 --> 01:48:48,333
就会又又炸掉

2392
01:48:56,366 --> 01:48:59,566
确实我应该换个公式服给大家对比

2393
01:49:01,233 --> 01:49:02,033
一下

2394
01:49:03,600 --> 01:49:05,833
等一下我去换个衣服

2395
01:49:15,633 --> 01:49:17,799
哦真是卡卡又顿顿啊

2396
01:49:23,400 --> 01:49:24,766
来生时间

2397
01:49:26,533 --> 01:49:27,666
多长

2398
01:49:32,366 --> 01:49:35,599
走过的那些曲折

2399
01:49:35,766 --> 01:49:39,666
原来留下的都是真的

2400
01:49:39,733 --> 01:49:44,233
纵然似梦啊半醒着

2401
01:49:44,233 --> 01:49:47,366
笑着哭着都快活

2402
01:49:48,233 --> 01:49:50,199
谁让

2403
01:49:51,633 --> 01:49:55,599
时间是让人猝不及防的东西

2404
01:49:55,600 --> 01:49:59,133
晴时有风阴有时雨

2405
01:49:59,633 --> 01:50:03,633
争不过朝夕又念着往昔

2406
01:50:03,733 --> 01:50:07,733
偷走了青丝却留住一个你

2407
01:50:08,966 --> 01:50:12,866
给大家说一下哪个东西会会还原的

2408
01:50:12,866 --> 01:50:14,433
找个教鞭染染

2409
01:50:16,633 --> 01:50:17,399
拿这个吧

2410
01:50:17,400 --> 01:50:19,533
拿棍棍糖来当个教鞭

2411
01:50:19,733 --> 01:50:26,233
因为你只为你愿和我一起看云淡风轻

2412
01:50:29,066 --> 01:50:30,033
这个铃铛

2413
01:50:30,600 --> 01:50:33,566
这个铃铛到时候是会挂上去的

2414
01:50:34,200 --> 01:50:37,966
然后这个暗纹这一圈是没办法印的

2415
01:50:37,966 --> 01:50:39,966
因为再定布料的话

2416
01:50:39,966 --> 01:50:42,566
我们的预算就要爆了

2417
01:50:43,133 --> 01:50:43,599
现在

2418
01:50:43,600 --> 01:50:47,000
本来这个下边半裙的这个丝绸布料

2419
01:50:47,000 --> 01:50:48,966
其实已经是定做的了

2420
01:50:49,000 --> 01:50:51,933
就就就没办法再定一个了

2421
01:50:51,933 --> 01:50:53,199
只能凑合凑合

2422
01:50:54,833 --> 01:50:57,199
之后这个这一圈

2423
01:50:58,000 --> 01:51:00,000
这个花边上面的金线

2424
01:51:00,000 --> 01:51:03,366
也会像裙子上面的这个这样去处理啊

2425
01:51:03,366 --> 01:51:04,833
这个是会还原的

2426
01:51:05,133 --> 01:51:09,199
边上的这个这两个菱形

2427
01:51:09,233 --> 01:51:10,333
这两个菱形

2428
01:51:10,333 --> 01:51:14,733
还有这个鱼尾纹是在后面会还原的

2429
01:51:15,833 --> 01:51:18,833
这个也会用金线去缝一圈啊

2430
01:51:19,400 --> 01:51:21,800
就是唯一还原不了的上半身

2431
01:51:21,800 --> 01:51:24,333
还原不了的地方就是这里

2432
01:51:24,600 --> 01:51:27,633
这里实在钉不上去什么东西了

2433
01:51:28,133 --> 01:51:30,399
或者我们也会想办法的

2434
01:51:30,400 --> 01:51:32,633
用黑色是因为没有深紫色布料吗

2435
01:51:32,633 --> 01:51:33,233
其实不是

2436
01:51:33,233 --> 01:51:35,399
其实是因为原色钉就是黑色的

2437
01:51:37,366 --> 01:51:38,233
其实就是因为

2438
01:51:38,233 --> 01:51:40,933
你看这个原色定它就是黑色的

2439
01:51:43,266 --> 01:51:46,166
为什么这么多重复的歌呢

2440
01:51:46,633 --> 01:51:48,066
原色就是黑的

2441
01:51:48,666 --> 01:51:51,799
只不过现实中的黑色跟二次元的黑色

2442
01:51:53,133 --> 01:51:55,033
差别稍微有点多吧

2443
01:51:57,766 --> 01:51:58,533
到时候问问他

2444
01:51:58,533 --> 01:52:01,166
有没有深紫色的这种布料啊

2445
01:52:03,600 --> 01:52:05,666
然后这个这个也会还原

2446
01:52:05,966 --> 01:52:08,633
就相当于只有边上的这个花瓣

2447
01:52:08,633 --> 01:52:10,466
因为他带反重力了

2448
01:52:10,766 --> 01:52:11,999
而且不好穿

2449
01:52:12,266 --> 01:52:15,266
就算哪怕给你贴一个金属贴片上去

2450
01:52:15,266 --> 01:52:17,333
这个地方他也会掉下来

2451
01:52:17,333 --> 01:52:21,166
他其实所以说就这个地方是会是会

2452
01:52:21,200 --> 01:52:22,633
是会舍弃掉的

2453
01:52:23,233 --> 01:52:24,333
袖子的话

2454
01:52:24,566 --> 01:52:25,466
舍弃了一些

2455
01:52:25,466 --> 01:52:29,066
没有办法给这种小娃娃套上去的设定

2456
01:52:29,066 --> 01:52:31,333
啊比如说这个

2457
01:52:31,800 --> 01:52:35,033
这个我们琢磨了半天也没想到

2458
01:52:35,033 --> 01:52:38,566
怎么才能把它做出来呢

2459
01:52:39,666 --> 01:52:42,033
现实的话还能弯点铁丝上去

2460
01:52:42,033 --> 01:52:44,433
但是他又没办法固定在这里

2461
01:52:44,933 --> 01:52:46,866
所以这个地方就折掉了

2462
01:52:48,600 --> 01:52:51,766
然后这里我让他把这个加长一点

2463
01:52:51,766 --> 01:52:52,733
让他还原一下

2464
01:52:52,733 --> 01:52:54,066
看看能不能还原一下

2465
01:52:54,066 --> 01:52:56,033
因为已经已经加钱了

2466
01:52:56,266 --> 01:52:59,066
这条带子也是没办法再缝了

2467
01:52:59,066 --> 01:53:01,133
因为这个颜色的问题啊

2468
01:53:01,333 --> 01:53:03,399
还原不了这种渐变的

2469
01:53:03,800 --> 01:53:06,033
呃下半身的话

2470
01:53:06,033 --> 01:53:08,199
感觉还原程度还是还是可以的

2471
01:53:08,200 --> 01:53:09,466
还是比较高的

2472
01:53:10,000 --> 01:53:10,800
呃

2473
01:53:11,600 --> 01:53:14,266
画师妈妈把黑色改的深

2474
01:53:15,866 --> 01:53:16,666
深紫

2475
01:53:18,733 --> 01:53:20,599
哪个这个吗

2476
01:53:21,233 --> 01:53:23,566
这个地方本来就是黑色的呀

2477
01:53:24,933 --> 01:53:26,933
只不过他是黑色布料

2478
01:53:26,933 --> 01:53:29,166
他有的时候他会比较有光泽嘛

2479
01:53:29,266 --> 01:53:31,566
有光泽的黑色布料他会反光的

2480
01:53:31,566 --> 01:53:34,033
你们看边上这个地方是黑色的

2481
01:53:34,033 --> 01:53:35,766
没反光地方是黑的

2482
01:53:38,466 --> 01:53:41,033
哈喽然然不是纯黑

2483
01:53:41,366 --> 01:53:42,599
那我问问看吧

2484
01:53:42,600 --> 01:53:43,933
这个还能不能换了

2485
01:53:43,933 --> 01:53:45,666
因为现在只是样衣嘛

2486
01:53:46,333 --> 01:53:48,666
还有就是哎哎你回来

2487
01:53:50,033 --> 01:53:50,966
你回来

2488
01:53:52,800 --> 01:53:54,166
他问我一个问题

2489
01:53:54,166 --> 01:53:55,533
我也没想好

2490
01:53:55,933 --> 01:54:00,766
就是这个这个头饰啊啊

2491
01:54:01,800 --> 01:54:02,833
没带什么

2492
01:54:04,566 --> 01:54:06,566
这个头饰该怎么办呢

2493
01:54:07,933 --> 01:54:08,733
这个

2494
01:54:15,866 --> 01:54:16,666
这个

2495
01:54:18,200 --> 01:54:19,533
缝在这里吗

2496
01:54:20,366 --> 01:54:23,866
还是拿夹子夹在这里呢

2497
01:54:24,600 --> 01:54:25,533
因为发片

2498
01:54:25,533 --> 01:54:28,766
比我们想象中的层次要要少一点

2499
01:54:28,766 --> 01:54:31,999
所以一下不知道该怎么怎么缝在这

2500
01:54:32,800 --> 01:54:34,333
或者拿别针吧

2501
01:54:34,566 --> 01:54:37,966
拿别针会不会有点伤害娃娃呀

2502
01:54:37,966 --> 01:54:39,066
我怕大家

2503
01:54:39,833 --> 01:54:40,666
我怕大家

2504
01:54:40,666 --> 01:54:42,833
不怎么玩娃娃的人

2505
01:54:42,966 --> 01:54:44,833
然后一下子

2506
01:54:46,566 --> 01:54:50,233
用了这个别针把我脑袋扎个洞出来

2507
01:54:50,233 --> 01:54:51,066
怎么办啊

2508
01:54:51,066 --> 01:54:52,399
会很痛的吧

2509
01:54:52,833 --> 01:54:56,633
你取个色阴影的IG b也是偏蓝紫的

2510
01:54:56,633 --> 01:54:57,666
那我问问吧

2511
01:54:57,666 --> 01:54:58,966
我问问看吧

2512
01:54:59,833 --> 01:55:01,533
应该也没有什么

2513
01:55:03,000 --> 01:55:03,966
太多办法了

2514
01:55:03,966 --> 01:55:06,566
我问问看有没有这种深紫色的布料

2515
01:55:14,600 --> 01:55:15,933
我问了一下

2516
01:55:17,200 --> 01:55:23,933
胸口有没有深黑紫色的布料呢

2517
01:55:26,866 --> 01:55:30,333
talk to myself there's no one else

2518
01:55:30,533 --> 01:55:33,233
录一个参考图过去啊

2519
01:55:40,466 --> 01:55:44,066
made decisions we cannot be in our world

2520
01:55:44,566 --> 01:55:49,033
so i just try to breathe and i will try to see

2521
01:55:49,033 --> 01:55:53,599
all of the reasons we are where we're meant to be

2522
01:55:53,966 --> 01:55:54,766
除了这个之外

2523
01:55:54,766 --> 01:55:56,833
大家还有什么反馈吗

2524
01:55:57,533 --> 01:55:59,599
就是比较重要的这种

2525
01:56:00,133 --> 01:56:03,533
然后我跟我跟这个老师转达一下

2526
01:56:03,766 --> 01:56:07,999
ooooh the regret in my head got me taking over

2527
01:56:08,166 --> 01:56:12,366
ooooh i'm alive and surprised and it makes me wonder

2528
01:56:12,666 --> 01:56:16,666
ooooh if they say everything that you light me fine

2529
01:56:17,633 --> 01:56:18,633
makes you wild

2530
01:56:18,666 --> 01:56:20,966
i'm doing it doing it right

2531
01:56:22,333 --> 01:56:25,966
me enemies they don't scare me

2532
01:56:27,766 --> 01:56:28,733
夫夫发了吗

2533
01:56:28,733 --> 01:56:30,866
哈喽动漫高手没发呢

2534
01:56:30,866 --> 01:56:34,066
这不是在给大家看这个衣服进度吗

2535
01:56:35,033 --> 01:56:36,833
问问大家有什么有什么想法

2536
01:56:36,833 --> 01:56:39,166
主播你的娃娃该怎么清洗啊

2537
01:56:39,433 --> 01:56:40,399
理论上来说

2538
01:56:40,400 --> 01:56:42,200
你可以去小红书

2539
01:56:42,200 --> 01:56:46,166
或者闲鱼上面找那种清洗棉花

2540
01:56:46,166 --> 01:56:49,266
娃娃清洗一番赏的这种这种

2541
01:56:51,000 --> 01:56:53,000
让他把娃娃拆开

2542
01:56:53,000 --> 01:56:57,066
把棉花跟外边的这个

2543
01:56:59,733 --> 01:57:01,766
这个缝布单独洗

2544
01:57:02,466 --> 01:57:06,633
好像你直接整个娃娃扔到扔到这个

2545
01:57:06,633 --> 01:57:08,833
这个洗衣机里是不行的

2546
01:57:08,833 --> 01:57:10,799
因为我们是有磁铁的

2547
01:57:11,066 --> 01:57:12,766
我们这个屁股上有磁铁

2548
01:57:12,766 --> 01:57:14,166
用来连接尾巴的

2549
01:57:14,166 --> 01:57:16,566
所以你直接洗的话可能它会生锈啊

2550
01:57:17,633 --> 01:57:19,433
接近黑色的紫色

2551
01:57:19,433 --> 01:57:21,366
对这可能是布料不好买

2552
01:57:21,366 --> 01:57:24,333
因为怎么说黑紫色这个布料

2553
01:57:24,333 --> 01:57:26,066
你们看一下这个下面这个布料

2554
01:57:26,066 --> 01:57:28,066
这已经是我跟厂家

2555
01:57:28,066 --> 01:57:30,666
我们去找那个布料工厂定的了

2556
01:57:30,666 --> 01:57:31,733
一开始做的慢

2557
01:57:31,733 --> 01:57:35,933
就是因为这个布料是渐变色的

2558
01:57:35,933 --> 01:57:37,366
你们收到就能看到了

2559
01:57:37,366 --> 01:57:38,533
是定制的布料

2560
01:57:39,233 --> 01:57:42,166
就不是市场上买的成品布回来做的

2561
01:57:42,233 --> 01:57:44,999
专门就从我的那个设计稿上取色

2562
01:57:46,266 --> 01:57:47,666
去染的这个布料

2563
01:57:51,366 --> 01:57:53,633
洗衣机里一扔加点84消毒液

2564
01:57:53,633 --> 01:57:54,766
真粗暴啊

2565
01:57:55,000 --> 01:57:56,000
真粗暴啊

2566
01:57:58,133 --> 01:57:59,399
抨击抨击

2567
01:57:59,433 --> 01:58:00,933
不同意不同意

2568
01:58:02,166 --> 01:58:03,399
妈嗯

2569
01:58:06,033 --> 01:58:07,933
哎我们俩的表情还挺像

2570
01:58:14,433 --> 01:58:15,866
这个成本是否

2571
01:58:16,066 --> 01:58:18,266
那是啊这成本就是挺高的嘛

2572
01:58:18,266 --> 01:58:20,633
所以说这我们这护肤卖的

2573
01:58:20,933 --> 01:58:22,233
卖的这些不便宜

2574
01:58:22,566 --> 01:58:24,599
40厘米加上衣服

2575
01:58:25,166 --> 01:58:29,533
到时候有那个袜子夹子跟两个袖套

2576
01:58:29,766 --> 01:58:30,799
两个头饰

2577
01:58:30,800 --> 01:58:33,033
加加娃娃本体跟一个尾巴

2578
01:58:33,266 --> 01:58:35,166
也要200多块钱呢

2579
01:58:41,866 --> 01:58:43,533
也要也要200多块呢

2580
01:58:43,533 --> 01:58:45,633
现在在工坊还在预约啊

2581
01:58:45,633 --> 01:58:46,066
大家

2582
01:58:46,066 --> 01:58:50,066
你们要相信主播家前居士的魅魅力啊

2583
01:58:50,066 --> 01:58:52,366
如果你们相信主播的话可以

2584
01:58:52,633 --> 01:58:53,266
现在还能

2585
01:58:53,266 --> 01:58:54,533
继续预约捏

2586
01:58:57,333 --> 01:59:01,266
看别的猫猫紫色护肤卖29930厘米

2587
01:59:01,533 --> 01:59:04,133
我敢说就是VIP里面的

2588
01:59:04,766 --> 01:59:06,233
VIP护肤里面

2589
01:59:06,333 --> 01:59:09,366
不会有人比我这个更重工了

2590
01:59:09,366 --> 01:59:10,933
我至少我到目前为止

2591
01:59:10,933 --> 01:59:12,566
我还没有见过哪个VI的

2592
01:59:12,566 --> 01:59:15,566
这个裙子做成这个样子的

2593
01:59:16,933 --> 01:59:20,599
一般都是怎么说现代服装吧

2594
01:59:21,166 --> 01:59:23,333
这种礼服型的裙子

2595
01:59:23,333 --> 01:59:26,799
而且真的去还原这种层层叠叠的裙摆

2596
01:59:26,800 --> 01:59:29,400
真的是吃力又不讨好的事情啊

2597
01:59:32,566 --> 01:59:33,466
你们查一下

2598
01:59:33,466 --> 01:59:35,566
就现在这个裙摆还没做完呢

2599
01:59:35,566 --> 01:59:40,833
光这个裙摆单独就已经有123456789

2600
01:59:40,933 --> 01:59:42,466
已经九层布了

2601
01:59:42,466 --> 01:59:44,233
还不算后边的衬布

2602
01:59:46,233 --> 01:59:48,066
这个裙子效果是真好

2603
01:59:48,066 --> 01:59:50,766
是啊那要不然为啥我不找人呢

2604
01:59:50,766 --> 01:59:52,199
因为这个人已经是我

2605
01:59:52,200 --> 01:59:55,233
当时他就算拖着我我不开心

2606
01:59:55,233 --> 01:59:56,633
我也就是吐槽吐槽

2607
01:59:56,633 --> 01:59:58,333
我也没有说把他换掉

2608
01:59:58,600 --> 01:59:58,866
因为

2609
01:59:58,866 --> 02:00:02,266
真的找不到比他更适合做这个的人了

2610
02:00:02,266 --> 02:00:04,266
我当时就是找了好久好久

2611
02:00:04,266 --> 02:00:05,666
才找到这么一个人

2612
02:00:05,766 --> 02:00:09,133
愿意接我这个复杂到死的裙子啊

2613
02:00:10,166 --> 02:00:11,633
主播还是太良心了

2614
02:00:11,633 --> 02:00:13,733
我想着我们对吧

2615
02:00:13,733 --> 02:00:15,033
钱都花了

2616
02:00:15,033 --> 02:00:16,466
设计都搞了

2617
02:00:16,466 --> 02:00:17,799
精力都付出了

2618
02:00:17,800 --> 02:00:20,400
那我们肯定要要在这有限的时间里

2619
02:00:20,400 --> 02:00:21,800
做到最好呀

2620
02:00:22,000 --> 02:00:23,800
我我又做的不好

2621
02:00:24,633 --> 02:00:26,633
这个可能会留下遗憾的

2622
02:00:26,633 --> 02:00:28,733
那也可以左边一片右边一片

2623
02:00:28,733 --> 02:00:32,566
然后往上面缝点这个印花呀什么的

2624
02:00:32,566 --> 02:00:34,833
是吧也可以这样去弄过去

2625
02:00:34,833 --> 02:00:38,199
但是感觉就没有这个咩呀咩呀的

2626
02:00:38,200 --> 02:00:39,800
这个漂亮感

2627
02:00:40,000 --> 02:00:41,233
没有这个蓬蓬裙

2628
02:00:41,233 --> 02:00:43,766
本来应该传递给大家的感受

2629
02:00:44,966 --> 02:00:47,166
人气榜100名可真高啊

2630
02:00:47,166 --> 02:00:47,866
美颜美颜

2631
02:00:47,866 --> 02:00:49,599
你这人气可真高啊

2632
02:00:49,600 --> 02:00:50,966
这竟然能量产吗

2633
02:00:50,966 --> 02:00:54,199
对的对量产

2634
02:00:54,200 --> 02:00:55,800
就是跟大货

2635
02:00:55,800 --> 02:00:58,233
跟这个应该是没什么差别的

2636
02:00:58,266 --> 02:00:59,966
到时候我会去找

2637
02:00:59,966 --> 02:01:01,866
我朋友质检的

2638
02:01:02,600 --> 02:01:04,000
如果说不合格的

2639
02:01:04,000 --> 02:01:07,133
我应该还会退回去让他重新做的

2640
02:01:10,966 --> 02:01:12,033
就是量产的

2641
02:01:12,033 --> 02:01:13,066
而且他还没做完

2642
02:01:13,066 --> 02:01:15,166
这个进度也就到了50%吧

2643
02:01:15,166 --> 02:01:18,733
因为上半身的刺绣啊贴片啊以及很多

2644
02:01:18,733 --> 02:01:20,466
这个头饰怎么还没做

2645
02:01:20,466 --> 02:01:21,766
最后的这个完成度

2646
02:01:21,766 --> 02:01:23,833
你们就参考下半裙就可以了

2647
02:01:24,400 --> 02:01:25,566
我预约出去多少只

2648
02:01:25,566 --> 02:01:26,966
也就60多只吧

2649
02:01:27,366 --> 02:01:31,933
这个量产的话我是跟他说我说100套

2650
02:01:31,933 --> 02:01:35,033
他说应该差不多也就是100套吧

2651
02:01:35,200 --> 02:01:36,666
如果100套的话

2652
02:01:36,800 --> 02:01:40,000
可能价格还会稍微再低一点

2653
02:01:40,000 --> 02:01:43,200
如果要是 70多套的话

2654
02:01:43,200 --> 02:01:45,433
可能就没有没有那么那什么了

2655
02:01:45,933 --> 02:01:47,599
这个尾巴能转吗

2656
02:01:47,633 --> 02:01:48,733
你磁铁的

2657
02:01:48,733 --> 02:01:51,333
你只要力气够大你能转起来

2658
02:01:51,866 --> 02:01:54,566
但是你不能提着尾巴把它提起来

2659
02:01:54,566 --> 02:01:56,133
尾巴会掉下去的

2660
02:01:56,233 --> 02:01:57,733
很痛很痛

2661
02:02:03,466 --> 02:02:05,533
不要再放这几首歌啦

2662
02:02:08,533 --> 02:02:10,966
不是你到底在想什么呀

2663
02:02:17,266 --> 02:02:19,566
点一个播放全部好

2664
02:02:21,333 --> 02:02:22,266
换成功了

2665
02:02:22,266 --> 02:02:24,433
换换回我们以前的歌单

2666
02:02:25,133 --> 02:02:26,166
真是的

2667
02:02:27,600 --> 02:02:29,766
到时候来预约一次支持一下主播

2668
02:02:29,766 --> 02:02:31,066
不要到时候嘛

2669
02:02:31,566 --> 02:02:33,333
到时候万一你忘了怎么办

2670
02:02:33,333 --> 02:02:34,933
现在预约就可以了

2671
02:02:35,233 --> 02:02:36,033
嗯

2672
02:02:37,133 --> 02:02:38,833
以后带主播的娃娃去漫展

2673
02:02:38,833 --> 02:02:40,266
会偶遇耶耶人嘛

2674
02:02:40,366 --> 02:02:43,033
说到说到那个什么

2675
02:02:43,400 --> 02:02:46,166
说到这个偶遇耶耶人的问题

2676
02:02:46,166 --> 02:02:48,133
说到漫展偶遇耶耶人啊

2677
02:02:48,233 --> 02:02:50,433
呃跟大家说一个好消息

2678
02:02:50,433 --> 02:02:54,733
就是我们五色小猫的联合CP30的摊子

2679
02:02:54,733 --> 02:02:56,566
在补审里面通过了

2680
02:02:56,733 --> 02:02:59,233
虽然终究不会有主播的线下

2681
02:02:59,766 --> 02:03:01,066
线下出席啊

2682
02:03:01,233 --> 02:03:02,666
但是还是主播

2683
02:03:02,666 --> 02:03:06,466
还是会按照惯例去放一些周边的

2684
02:03:06,466 --> 02:03:08,466
线下的也会印刷一些物料

2685
02:03:08,466 --> 02:03:11,733
如果这些人那个比较喜欢的话

2686
02:03:11,733 --> 02:03:12,933
CB3才办嘛

2687
02:03:12,933 --> 02:03:13,933
会的会的

2688
02:03:15,133 --> 02:03:16,333
CP活了对

2689
02:03:16,333 --> 02:03:18,366
活了因为这个

2690
02:03:18,366 --> 02:03:24,333
我们升摊的小组今天主升的QQ收到了

2691
02:03:24,333 --> 02:03:26,533
这个CP的短信啊

2692
02:03:26,533 --> 02:03:29,166
我们那个摊子在补审里面过了

2693
02:03:31,800 --> 02:03:33,800
要是一个都没送出去怎么办

2694
02:03:35,200 --> 02:03:39,166
那到时候拿回来上古仿呗

2695
02:03:39,233 --> 02:03:41,066
那还能咋办呢

2696
02:03:42,466 --> 02:03:43,666
那能咋办

2697
02:03:47,600 --> 02:03:48,800
那上海不在

2698
02:03:48,800 --> 02:03:50,466
四叶草在哪办

2699
02:03:50,466 --> 02:03:51,566
我不知道呀

2700
02:03:52,566 --> 02:03:53,833
我我不知道呀

2701
02:03:54,366 --> 02:03:55,366
什么四叶草

2702
02:03:56,200 --> 02:03:57,966
四叶草不是在广州吗

2703
02:03:59,200 --> 02:04:02,433
买送出去主播就默默掉小珍珠了

2704
02:04:02,433 --> 02:04:03,866
主要是抽了的话

2705
02:04:04,133 --> 02:04:06,433
抽了的话我要倒贴邮费啊

2706
02:04:06,433 --> 02:04:09,266
很贵很贵的

2707
02:04:10,000 --> 02:04:11,866
上工坊照单全收

2708
02:04:12,266 --> 02:04:13,199
嗯对我们

2709
02:04:13,200 --> 02:04:13,633
我们

2710
02:04:13,633 --> 02:04:16,533
应该最近也会有一批上工坊的东西

2711
02:04:16,533 --> 02:04:17,933
啊就看

2712
02:04:19,433 --> 02:04:20,599
大家的这个

2713
02:04:21,733 --> 02:04:25,366
我推测每一样能卖出去十来件

2714
02:04:25,366 --> 02:04:27,133
所以我就只做了十来件

2715
02:04:28,033 --> 02:04:30,799
应该应该不会特别复刻吧

2716
02:04:30,800 --> 02:04:33,666
除非是希望要的人比较多

2717
02:04:34,566 --> 02:04:37,366
主播看着其他小猫一个一个被领走

2718
02:04:37,366 --> 02:04:38,766
只有自己留下

2719
02:04:39,000 --> 02:04:40,433
就不能都领吗

2720
02:04:40,433 --> 02:04:41,866
都是无聊的

2721
02:04:42,566 --> 02:04:45,266
能不能出示一下这个耶耶人牌子

2722
02:04:45,266 --> 02:04:47,533
出示一下b站主页界面

2723
02:04:47,533 --> 02:04:48,633
然后这个

2724
02:04:50,033 --> 02:04:51,566
看一下耶耶人牌子

2725
02:04:51,566 --> 02:04:53,366
看一下关注了咪咪呀

2726
02:04:53,366 --> 02:04:55,666
然后就可以领走一份小猫透卡

2727
02:04:55,666 --> 02:04:57,766
或者小猫钥匙扣之类的东西

2728
02:05:00,933 --> 02:05:01,933
哈喽小红

2729
02:05:01,933 --> 02:05:02,966
我是你爹

2730
02:05:06,166 --> 02:05:07,066
哎呦真好

2731
02:05:07,066 --> 02:05:08,466
我的大宝宝

2732
02:05:08,466 --> 02:05:09,666
哎呀蹭蹭蹭

2733
02:05:09,666 --> 02:05:10,766
虽然你还没做完

2734
02:05:10,766 --> 02:05:12,666
但你真可爱呀

2735
02:05:12,733 --> 02:05:14,033
有吃的吗

2736
02:05:14,566 --> 02:05:16,133
你还敢领吃的

2737
02:05:17,233 --> 02:05:20,066
这段时间漫展不都沸沸扬扬的传的

2738
02:05:20,066 --> 02:05:21,966
什么无料送吃的

2739
02:05:22,333 --> 02:05:23,533
吃的下毒

2740
02:05:23,766 --> 02:05:26,366
吃的里面吃出刀片吃出钢钉

2741
02:05:26,666 --> 02:05:28,266
不一直都有这个事吗

2742
02:05:28,266 --> 02:05:30,533
虽然我们肯定肯定不会的啦

2743
02:05:30,533 --> 02:05:33,066
但是你还敢在漫展吃无料啊

2744
02:05:33,966 --> 02:05:36,633
要是亮出来32级烟人牌子有啥

2745
02:05:36,633 --> 02:05:38,966
摊子上所有的小猫啊

2746
02:05:38,966 --> 02:05:41,399
紫色小猫的周边都塞给你一份

2747
02:05:43,066 --> 02:05:44,599
耶耶 25级以下不能忍

2748
02:05:44,600 --> 02:05:45,766
你别在这造谣啊

2749
02:05:45,766 --> 02:05:46,566
海月亮

2750
02:05:47,400 --> 02:05:48,566
看看你的耶耶人

2751
02:05:48,566 --> 02:05:50,533
牌子你还在这造谣

2752
02:05:51,166 --> 02:05:52,166
是不是真假的

2753
02:05:52,166 --> 02:05:53,266
活了活了吧

2754
02:05:53,266 --> 02:05:55,066
但我们不知道什么时候办

2755
02:05:55,133 --> 02:05:57,533
只是说知道我们摊子过了

2756
02:05:58,733 --> 02:06:00,266
米娅米娅做的吃的

2757
02:06:00,266 --> 02:06:02,533
你做梦总督都没吃过我做的饭

2758
02:06:02,533 --> 02:06:03,466
你还在这边

2759
02:06:03,566 --> 02:06:05,133
哎呦去CP领个

2760
02:06:05,133 --> 02:06:07,199
无聊就想吃到我做的东西

2761
02:06:07,200 --> 02:06:09,000
你别想太好好吧

2762
02:06:14,200 --> 02:06:16,666
要出示橙子小群的二维码才能领

2763
02:06:16,666 --> 02:06:18,166
没有过这种东西

2764
02:06:18,433 --> 02:06:20,233
免费戒烟人牌子

2765
02:06:20,233 --> 02:06:21,333
只要发我

2766
02:06:23,766 --> 02:06:25,866
啊怎么还有人带领啊

2767
02:06:25,933 --> 02:06:27,599
还有人带领是吧

2768
02:06:29,833 --> 02:06:30,733
对然后

2769
02:06:30,800 --> 02:06:34,066
也希望到时候我的这不争气的孩子啊

2770
02:06:34,066 --> 02:06:35,366
赶快做出来

2771
02:06:35,466 --> 02:06:39,399
希望我这不争气的娃娃赶快赶快

2772
02:06:39,433 --> 02:06:40,666
赶快铲出来

2773
02:06:45,533 --> 02:06:47,166
燕子不会做饭

2774
02:06:47,433 --> 02:06:48,533
我们再打一把吧

2775
02:06:48,533 --> 02:06:50,166
不要再伤心了

2776
02:06:50,166 --> 02:06:52,199
再打下去我真的要伤心

2777
02:06:52,866 --> 02:06:54,166
哎再打一把

2778
02:06:54,166 --> 02:06:55,533
然后收拾收拾

2779
02:06:56,166 --> 02:06:58,666
如果没有什么新店长

2780
02:06:58,933 --> 02:07:01,133
然后我们等下就准备下班

2781
02:07:01,866 --> 02:07:03,833
有30级的人要是课吗

2782
02:07:03,833 --> 02:07:06,466
没有 40级的人没了

2783
02:07:08,166 --> 02:07:09,233
不复课了

2784
02:07:11,600 --> 02:07:13,166
如果呼声高的话

2785
02:07:15,000 --> 02:07:16,166
可以那个什么

2786
02:07:17,733 --> 02:07:19,266
可以做上攻防

2787
02:07:19,266 --> 02:07:20,799
但是这个东西上攻防

2788
02:07:20,800 --> 02:07:23,633
我觉得好像好像不太划算啊

2789
02:07:24,400 --> 02:07:25,433
感觉不太划算

2790
02:07:25,866 --> 02:07:27,366
因为两个钥匙扣

2791
02:07:27,366 --> 02:07:29,466
然后又没什么工艺的情况下

2792
02:07:29,466 --> 02:07:30,999
上工坊卖多少

2793
02:07:31,366 --> 02:07:34,233
卖6898 有点不太划算

2794
02:07:34,933 --> 02:07:38,399
我们下一批上工坊的25一个的工艺吧

2795
02:07:38,400 --> 02:07:41,800
结到时候可能还是会送大家展示盒啊

2796
02:07:42,233 --> 02:07:44,133
不是因为我批发展示盒

2797
02:07:44,133 --> 02:07:46,433
而是因为你们都说

2798
02:07:46,433 --> 02:07:50,199
这个东西没有办法去

2799
02:07:51,533 --> 02:07:54,666
放着然后经常拿到了这个东西

2800
02:07:54,666 --> 02:07:58,033
就是这是胡来的

2801
02:07:58,033 --> 02:08:00,366
星图盲盒的闪闪c位

2802
02:08:00,366 --> 02:08:01,666
我喜欢这个

2803
02:08:01,666 --> 02:08:03,966
我喜欢这个礼物

2804
02:08:04,133 --> 02:08:05,333
哎呦萌啊

2805
02:08:05,433 --> 02:08:06,666
我喜欢这个

2806
02:08:06,666 --> 02:08:11,199
可爱你对于玩偶没有任何的抵抗力

2807
02:08:11,366 --> 02:08:14,799
我觉得这个是25块的小钻礼物里

2808
02:08:14,800 --> 02:08:17,000
面可以排到前三的好看

2809
02:08:18,800 --> 02:08:21,366
CP在上海办还是在杭州办啊

2810
02:08:21,366 --> 02:08:22,233
我不知道呀

2811
02:08:22,233 --> 02:08:24,166
谢谢QQ的闪闪CP

2812
02:08:24,166 --> 02:08:27,866
QQ呃我们即将在CP上

2813
02:08:27,866 --> 02:08:31,266
我QQ小波还有子墨

2814
02:08:31,566 --> 02:08:33,966
呃还有这个啊

2815
02:08:33,966 --> 02:08:37,366
啊完了还有夏湖

2816
02:08:37,366 --> 02:08:39,666
我们几个人的联合小摊

2817
02:08:40,233 --> 02:08:42,233
希望大家多多支持你

2818
02:08:42,533 --> 02:08:43,833
今日首抽给主播了

2819
02:08:43,833 --> 02:08:44,466
谢谢你啊

2820
02:08:44,466 --> 02:08:46,166
回来广州

2821
02:08:46,166 --> 02:08:48,166
清明啊在广州啊

2822
02:08:53,566 --> 02:08:54,666
在广州吧

2823
02:08:55,733 --> 02:08:56,966
那有点远哦

2824
02:09:04,266 --> 02:09:08,666
用不完身边泛滥的自由

2825
02:09:18,600 --> 02:09:20,033
动漫星城

2826
02:09:20,466 --> 02:09:21,799
中午休息了

2827
02:09:21,800 --> 02:09:23,133
今天忘记带耳机了

2828
02:09:23,133 --> 02:09:24,199
终于可以拍卖

2829
02:09:24,200 --> 02:09:25,866
终于可以开卖了

2830
02:09:25,866 --> 02:09:27,033
恭喜你杜某

2831
02:09:27,033 --> 02:09:28,833
期待你复活了

2832
02:09:33,466 --> 02:09:37,466
哎呀我还是觉得这个原始机体的

2833
02:09:37,466 --> 02:09:38,666
这个面部表情

2834
02:09:38,666 --> 02:09:41,233
好像最符合我的精神状态

2835
02:09:41,600 --> 02:09:42,800
主播我脱单了

2836
02:09:42,800 --> 02:09:44,133
不让看别的女人

2837
02:09:44,133 --> 02:09:46,033
只能阴间再见了

2838
02:09:46,433 --> 02:09:47,133
主播

2839
02:09:47,133 --> 02:09:47,799
主播

2840
02:09:47,800 --> 02:09:52,366
这种你爹程度的存在也不能看了

2841
02:09:52,366 --> 02:09:55,333
哎真是有了媳妇忘了爹

2842
02:09:55,633 --> 02:09:57,666
没关系主播还是会大度的

2843
02:09:57,666 --> 02:09:58,633
祝你幸福的

2844
02:09:59,666 --> 02:10:02,999
说你幸福他不是个盛夏

2845
02:10:04,033 --> 02:10:07,066
我爱的一个人

2846
02:10:07,200 --> 02:10:09,533
也害怕过几个

2847
02:10:10,200 --> 02:10:15,233
告诉我爱不单行别害怕

2848
02:10:17,266 --> 02:10:18,033
爱

2849
02:10:18,033 --> 02:10:19,766
什么时候福建有大展

2850
02:10:19,766 --> 02:10:20,666
很难吧

2851
02:10:21,200 --> 02:10:27,566
这个世界上只有广州上海和深圳

2852
02:10:27,566 --> 02:10:28,199
我感觉

2853
02:10:28,200 --> 02:10:31,666
现在北方城市办的漫展都比较少了

2854
02:10:31,666 --> 02:10:34,399
就哪怕是北京好像办的也比较少

2855
02:10:37,533 --> 02:10:39,966
说这种二次元宅宅的爱好

2856
02:10:40,000 --> 02:10:43,833
还是要往这个上海边上凑凑啊

2857
02:10:44,333 --> 02:10:45,933
离婚了就回来

2858
02:10:46,433 --> 02:10:47,533
耶耶耶耶

2859
02:10:47,533 --> 02:10:48,833
人吃什么

2860
02:10:49,566 --> 02:10:50,366
哎

2861
02:10:51,666 --> 02:10:53,266
夜夜人群体是什么

2862
02:10:53,266 --> 02:10:56,199
召之即来挥之即去的地方吗

2863
02:10:57,266 --> 02:10:58,066
唉

2864
02:11:02,633 --> 02:11:05,433
怎么就变成了第二选择呢

2865
02:11:06,166 --> 02:11:07,766
好吧祝你幸福

2866
02:11:08,333 --> 02:11:11,066
北京不让办太大行的

2867
02:11:12,566 --> 02:11:14,633
你去结婚了

2868
02:11:15,333 --> 02:11:17,333
新郎不是我

2869
02:11:18,333 --> 02:11:19,433
这什么歌来着

2870
02:11:19,433 --> 02:11:21,399
我怎么能唱出这种东西

2871
02:11:24,000 --> 02:11:24,800
拜拜

2872
02:11:25,800 --> 02:11:28,966
是不是给结婚的人祝福的话

2873
02:11:28,966 --> 02:11:30,866
结婚的人应该给发个红包啊

2874
02:11:30,866 --> 02:11:32,433
我不知道这是哪里的习俗

2875
02:11:32,433 --> 02:11:33,766
可能根本没有这么个地方

2876
02:11:33,766 --> 02:11:35,133
是我现场编的吧

2877
02:11:35,333 --> 02:11:36,633
哈哈哈

2878
02:11:36,633 --> 02:11:37,433
啊

2879
02:11:38,800 --> 02:11:41,600
待上海19年没去过一次漫展

2880
02:11:41,600 --> 02:11:44,266
你有点太浪费这个地理位置了

2881
02:11:44,933 --> 02:11:46,366
你是不是有点太浪费这个

2882
02:11:46,366 --> 02:11:47,599
对了发我红包哦

2883
02:11:47,600 --> 02:11:48,733
祝你祝你幸福

2884
02:11:48,733 --> 02:11:50,133
你怎么不发我红包

2885
02:11:52,666 --> 02:11:53,733
不懂事

2886
02:11:58,666 --> 02:12:01,466
时候能当大家结婚的花童啊

2887
02:12:01,633 --> 02:12:06,033
希望到时候我还是我最喜欢的萝莉音

2888
02:12:06,033 --> 02:12:06,833
耶

2889
02:12:08,400 --> 02:12:11,333
什么时候能当大家结婚的花童啊

2890
02:12:12,200 --> 02:12:14,766
你们结婚的时候把那个夫妇摆在那边

2891
02:12:14,766 --> 02:12:16,199
让他给你们捧花

2892
02:12:17,733 --> 02:12:18,766
不是伴娘吗

2893
02:12:18,766 --> 02:12:20,766
伴娘是新娘的朋友

2894
02:12:21,133 --> 02:12:23,533
你们要你要嫁给谁啊

2895
02:12:23,766 --> 02:12:24,566
回来

2896
02:12:25,266 --> 02:12:27,066
那你要真出嫁的话

2897
02:12:27,200 --> 02:12:29,866
你们爷们俩也不是不能当赛博伴娘

2898
02:12:29,866 --> 02:12:33,866
你可以到时候拉一个全息模

2899
02:12:33,866 --> 02:12:36,466
然后把我的3D模型投到上面

2900
02:12:36,766 --> 02:12:38,399
我会好好陪着你

2901
02:12:38,400 --> 02:12:41,000
走过你人生中的重要时刻的

2902
02:12:42,600 --> 02:12:43,666
那男的有股味

2903
02:12:43,666 --> 02:12:47,866
哈哈哈还是主播不努力啊

2904
02:12:47,866 --> 02:12:48,666
主播女嫣嫣

2905
02:12:48,666 --> 02:12:49,733
人太少了

2906
02:12:49,733 --> 02:12:50,966
还是你不努力

2907
02:12:51,133 --> 02:12:52,666
要是大家都在这个

2908
02:12:52,666 --> 02:12:55,799
观看嫣嫣的过程中自由恋爱自由结婚

2909
02:12:56,066 --> 02:12:58,866
那就不会让这个男方被说有股味了

2910
02:12:58,866 --> 02:13:02,766
对吧女生也是也也也有股味

2911
02:13:02,766 --> 02:13:04,199
大家都是一样的

2912
02:13:06,266 --> 02:13:07,233
哇哦

2913
02:13:10,233 --> 02:13:11,033
太好

2914
02:13:16,833 --> 02:13:17,999
我在思考个问题啊

2915
02:13:18,000 --> 02:13:21,366
我之后万一有下午播瘾犯了的时候

2916
02:13:21,400 --> 02:13:23,000
就我们这边的下午

2917
02:13:24,000 --> 02:13:26,600
中国时间的半夜三四点播

2918
02:13:26,600 --> 02:13:29,533
瘾犯了的时候想开播想说话

2919
02:13:32,200 --> 02:13:34,600
你们会不会觉得很不开心啊

2920
02:13:34,600 --> 02:13:36,633
就是起来了之后发现绵绵啊

2921
02:13:36,633 --> 02:13:38,333
怎么已经直播过了

2922
02:13:39,800 --> 02:13:42,200
其实人下午的时候就是最闲适

2923
02:13:42,200 --> 02:13:43,333
脑子最活跃

2924
02:13:43,333 --> 02:13:46,366
最想进行一些交流的时候

2925
02:13:47,366 --> 02:13:49,833
主要是下午有的时候有一路不在家

2926
02:13:49,833 --> 02:13:52,033
我可以更放的开一点啊

2927
02:13:52,666 --> 02:13:55,399
主播的女粉跟男粉跑了不会难过吗

2928
02:13:55,400 --> 02:13:57,233
你们要是把主播忘了

2929
02:13:57,233 --> 02:13:59,633
那主播肯定还会有一点难过了

2930
02:13:59,633 --> 02:14:02,033
但是人生大事是最重要的

2931
02:14:02,033 --> 02:14:03,533
所以呃

2932
02:14:03,533 --> 02:14:06,266
不要在乎我这个路人甲的感受

2933
02:14:07,633 --> 02:14:11,133
请你们自由的幸福吧

2934
02:14:14,566 --> 02:14:16,399
没有这种闹钟吧

2935
02:14:16,600 --> 02:14:18,433
那肯定不能有这种闹钟啊

2936
02:14:18,433 --> 02:14:19,799
半夜三四点爬起来

2937
02:14:19,800 --> 02:14:21,933
就为了看米娅米娅的直播

2938
02:14:25,166 --> 02:14:28,366
但我知道我会心怀愧疚的

2939
02:14:30,333 --> 02:14:32,199
哇哇

2940
02:14:33,133 --> 02:14:34,999
我看看他怎么回我啊

2941
02:14:35,400 --> 02:14:38,566
他我看看让我看看

2942
02:14:43,433 --> 02:14:46,966
没回我不过这个胸口是丝绸啊

2943
02:14:46,966 --> 02:14:49,566
要不然我来看看有没有深紫色丝绸啊

2944
02:14:49,566 --> 02:14:50,466
哈喽葫芦

2945
02:14:51,600 --> 02:14:53,800
到时候打电话叫你来看直播

2946
02:14:53,800 --> 02:14:55,433
别太皱纹是过剩的

2947
02:14:55,433 --> 02:14:56,633
你你是谁啊

2948
02:14:57,166 --> 02:14:58,533
哎我说的哈喽葫芦

2949
02:14:58,533 --> 02:15:00,833
我在淘宝上搜输入了葫芦的ID

2950
02:15:00,833 --> 02:15:03,333
我我我有点那个了

2951
02:15:03,633 --> 02:15:06,399
深紫色丝绸

2952
02:15:09,066 --> 02:15:11,399
如果大家有觉得合适的料子

2953
02:15:11,400 --> 02:15:13,333
也可以发给我啊

2954
02:15:15,233 --> 02:15:17,533
就如果你们看到了比较合适的

2955
02:15:17,533 --> 02:15:19,966
适合替换胸口的黑色部分的

2956
02:15:19,966 --> 02:15:21,333
这个这个料子

2957
02:15:21,600 --> 02:15:23,466
也可以联系我呀

2958
02:15:23,566 --> 02:15:24,966
把链接发给我我

2959
02:15:24,966 --> 02:15:25,833
来问一问

2960
02:15:31,266 --> 02:15:34,266
真的没有找到这种黑紫黑紫的

2961
02:15:34,266 --> 02:15:36,433
只有那种深紫色的

2962
02:15:36,600 --> 02:15:39,800
但是他那个深紫吧饱和度又太高了

2963
02:15:40,933 --> 02:15:42,999
所以就让人很纠结呢

2964
02:15:43,833 --> 02:15:44,633
哈喽

2965
02:15:45,266 --> 02:15:46,866
榴莲宝豆莎西布利

2966
02:15:46,866 --> 02:15:48,533
看我这护肤可爱不

2967
02:15:56,566 --> 02:15:58,199
真没找到这种

2968
02:15:58,233 --> 02:16:00,766
我记得我当时我好像试着找过

2969
02:16:02,266 --> 02:16:05,566
除非你们能接受更浅一点的颜色

2970
02:16:06,166 --> 02:16:07,566
更更浅一点的话

2971
02:16:07,866 --> 02:16:10,133
感觉比这个还要不还原

2972
02:16:13,666 --> 02:16:15,799
或者是那种像是

2973
02:16:17,533 --> 02:16:19,066
西装的面料

2974
02:16:19,400 --> 02:16:20,533
西装面料不行

2975
02:16:20,533 --> 02:16:25,166
必须得是软布棉布或者是丝绸料

2976
02:16:25,233 --> 02:16:26,633
不能是斜纹料

2977
02:16:26,633 --> 02:16:28,033
斜纹料不可以的

2978
02:16:28,433 --> 02:16:33,799
最好是水晶丝网纱或者是缎面这样的

2979
02:16:34,000 --> 02:16:35,633
真丝的话也不太行

2980
02:16:35,633 --> 02:16:37,733
真丝成本控不住了大家

2981
02:16:38,266 --> 02:16:39,133
哎真丝

2982
02:16:39,133 --> 02:16:40,666
我连我都穿不起

2983
02:16:40,666 --> 02:16:45,533
真丝睡衣夫夫先穿上真丝小背心了

2984
02:16:47,433 --> 02:16:50,333
如果是那种光滑的聚酯纤维也可以啊

2985
02:16:50,333 --> 02:16:51,966
但是我需要问一下

2986
02:16:53,266 --> 02:16:54,266
哟哟你们不知道

2987
02:16:54,266 --> 02:16:57,266
我当时为了为了研究这个布料

2988
02:16:57,400 --> 02:16:59,766
现场去补知识

2989
02:17:00,233 --> 02:17:02,399
丝绸跟缎面有什么差别

2990
02:17:02,400 --> 02:17:04,366
真丝跟弹力缎有什么差别

2991
02:17:04,366 --> 02:17:07,399
桑蚕丝质感有什么差别啊

2992
02:17:08,466 --> 02:17:10,266
真的巨那个什么

2993
02:17:10,833 --> 02:17:15,166
还有什么锦缎啊什么丝绒啊啊之类的

2994
02:17:15,166 --> 02:17:17,799
醋酸缎这些东西差别在哪

2995
02:17:18,400 --> 02:17:19,733
哪个光泽感好

2996
02:17:19,733 --> 02:17:20,666
哪个激素密

2997
02:17:20,666 --> 02:17:21,599
哪个手感好

2998
02:17:21,600 --> 02:17:23,033
哪个不容易起球

2999
02:17:23,400 --> 02:17:25,600
真的差点把我看死了

3000
02:17:25,633 --> 02:17:27,233
谢谢这是什么

3001
02:17:28,366 --> 02:17:31,466
这是小叶的生命火啊啊

3002
02:17:31,466 --> 02:17:32,799
BLS开了

3003
02:17:34,000 --> 02:17:35,600
看看这期的BLS啊

3004
02:17:35,600 --> 02:17:37,866
虽然应该大概率跟我

3005
02:17:37,866 --> 02:17:39,466
我关系已经不大了

3006
02:17:39,466 --> 02:17:42,033
但是还是还是要看一下的

3007
02:17:43,433 --> 02:17:43,933
你都不懂

3008
02:17:43,933 --> 02:17:45,933
你为什么摸着耶人会懂这个

3009
02:17:45,933 --> 02:17:48,433
因为万一有懂这个的耶人呢

3010
02:17:48,433 --> 02:17:50,599
在我心里耶人是无所不能的

3011
02:17:50,733 --> 02:17:53,333
万一有专门就懂这个的耶人呢

3012
02:17:53,333 --> 02:17:54,933
别毕毕竟这么难的

3013
02:17:54,933 --> 02:17:57,566
什么计算机啊什么金融啊

3014
02:17:57,566 --> 02:17:59,166
大家都都懂嘛

3015
02:17:59,166 --> 02:17:59,366
这

3016
02:17:59,366 --> 02:18:02,599
万一有耶人就是专门研究这个的呢

3017
02:18:03,966 --> 02:18:07,766
BLS限定成就2024BLS征服者

3018
02:18:07,833 --> 02:18:09,166
肥猫的大手

3019
02:18:09,166 --> 02:18:10,866
我的大手都支配不了

3020
02:18:10,866 --> 02:18:11,199
你

3021
02:18:11,200 --> 02:18:12,933
给我续个舰长呢

3022
02:18:12,933 --> 02:18:15,566
我还有什么大手小手办

3023
02:18:16,933 --> 02:18:19,799
哈喽然然中午好

3024
02:18:21,066 --> 02:18:21,599
不懂妙

3025
02:18:21,600 --> 02:18:23,966
我也是对着百度学的

3026
02:18:24,033 --> 02:18:26,633
我看看怎么总督呢

3027
02:18:27,133 --> 02:18:28,533
别叫别叫

3028
02:18:30,166 --> 02:18:31,533
看看什么奖励

3029
02:18:32,566 --> 02:18:33,766
房间皮肤

3030
02:18:33,766 --> 02:18:35,366
这皮肤感觉还挺好看的

3031
02:18:35,366 --> 02:18:37,966
紫色的还是

3032
02:18:38,000 --> 02:18:41,000
还是火属性还是魔法的皮肤

3033
02:18:41,000 --> 02:18:41,966
挺好看的

3034
02:18:45,766 --> 02:18:46,999
骑士之路

3035
02:18:47,566 --> 02:18:49,033
又有骑士啦

3036
02:18:51,200 --> 02:18:52,800
然后呢送什么

3037
02:18:55,533 --> 02:18:57,833
我们一直摇BS就给人打招呼了

3038
02:18:57,833 --> 02:18:58,633
因为他

3039
02:18:59,233 --> 02:19:00,933
他不是刚进来吗

3040
02:19:02,266 --> 02:19:04,333
我今天打了好多招呼

3041
02:19:04,333 --> 02:19:05,199
这怎么就

3042
02:19:10,200 --> 02:19:14,733
花费10万电池可以领取一个头衔

3043
02:19:15,466 --> 02:19:16,266
好贵

3044
02:19:24,633 --> 02:19:25,966
头上框15天

3045
02:19:26,233 --> 02:19:27,799
头衔也是15天

3046
02:19:28,466 --> 02:19:29,266
好短

3047
02:19:31,666 --> 02:19:35,566
花费50万电池送一个Bose耳机

3048
02:19:37,333 --> 02:19:39,866
不是好幽默的实物礼物啊

3049
02:19:39,866 --> 02:19:41,666
好幽默啊家人们

3050
02:19:53,266 --> 02:19:56,433
123456

3051
02:19:59,133 --> 02:19:59,933
好

3052
02:20:02,333 --> 02:20:03,199
看完了

3053
02:20:03,600 --> 02:20:04,800
没什么差别

3054
02:20:04,800 --> 02:20:06,433
跟以前好像还一样

3055
02:20:06,766 --> 02:20:09,733
但这期的UI相对好看了一点

3056
02:20:09,733 --> 02:20:11,766
比较时尚比较潮流的

3057
02:20:12,866 --> 02:20:13,733
别有用吗

3058
02:20:13,733 --> 02:20:15,633
我明天就要把这个表情下掉

3059
02:20:16,366 --> 02:20:18,233
哎又是一年BLS

3060
02:20:18,233 --> 02:20:20,599
要剥夺一下大家使用这个的

3061
02:20:20,800 --> 02:20:23,333
这个这个权利要拿走了

3062
02:20:29,966 --> 02:20:33,933
大概收拾收拾我要下播了

3063
02:20:34,633 --> 02:20:35,666
别下好吗

3064
02:20:35,666 --> 02:20:37,433
要下了要下了

3065
02:20:38,066 --> 02:20:42,566
不能总是抱着以前的成就不放是吧

3066
02:20:43,366 --> 02:20:47,333
嗨虽然也曾经想过愿此刻永恒

3067
02:20:47,366 --> 02:20:48,599
之类的想法

3068
02:20:49,233 --> 02:20:53,933
但是不得不说人也要面对现实

3069
02:20:53,933 --> 02:20:56,533
面对现在的版本

3070
02:20:56,533 --> 02:20:57,666
更别捏

3071
02:21:00,166 --> 02:21:02,266
这世界上有这么多种布料

3072
02:21:02,266 --> 02:21:05,333
怎么就没有我胸口这种颜色的呢

3073
02:21:06,866 --> 02:21:09,966
主要这些紫色颜色都偏红啊

3074
02:21:10,633 --> 02:21:12,466
偏红的紫色就

3075
02:21:14,866 --> 02:21:15,666
很难说

3076
02:21:22,133 --> 02:21:25,166
虽然一小块可能也还好

3077
02:21:30,000 --> 02:21:31,866
不能调出来染吗

3078
02:21:33,066 --> 02:21:34,599
何德何能啊

3079
02:21:34,600 --> 02:21:36,933
又又去定制布料啊

3080
02:21:37,033 --> 02:21:40,133
那你一个夫妇卖你400块你买吗

3081
02:21:40,966 --> 02:21:43,933
我们不也得考虑一下经济的问题吗

3082
02:21:46,266 --> 02:21:49,133
那找人染布肯定贵啊

3083
02:21:50,266 --> 02:21:52,199
有没有考虑过这件事情

3084
02:21:56,333 --> 02:21:57,766
我这染很贵的

3085
02:22:00,200 --> 02:22:02,333
而且起电量太小了

3086
02:22:02,333 --> 02:22:03,866
很多人都不找

3087
02:22:04,633 --> 02:22:05,799
不行就黑色吧

3088
02:22:05,800 --> 02:22:07,000
我也我也在想这事

3089
02:22:07,000 --> 02:22:08,766
我也在想能不能改一个颜色

3090
02:22:08,766 --> 02:22:09,666
问问他吧

3091
02:22:09,933 --> 02:22:12,433
他毕竟是比较专业的

3092
02:22:12,433 --> 02:22:14,066
实在不行我买一米面料

3093
02:22:14,066 --> 02:22:17,933
让他给我在那个衣服上比划一下

3094
02:22:19,000 --> 02:22:21,533
一米的话可能也就十几块钱

3095
02:22:21,533 --> 02:22:23,166
或者是20多块钱

3096
02:22:23,333 --> 02:22:23,866
我不知道

3097
02:22:23,866 --> 02:22:25,133
我没看价呀

3098
02:22:25,566 --> 02:22:29,533
要是不合适的话就算了

3099
02:22:29,533 --> 02:22:31,399
合适的话我再买点

3100
02:22:34,066 --> 02:22:36,033
大家还有其他的建议吗

3101
02:22:36,033 --> 02:22:37,566
就是对这个版型啊

3102
02:22:37,566 --> 02:22:39,566
这你们觉得哪里很奇怪

3103
02:22:40,433 --> 02:22:41,266
或者说

3104
02:22:41,333 --> 02:22:45,033
就是有什么让它变得更好一点的办法

3105
02:22:45,233 --> 02:22:47,266
如果有的话可以私信我

3106
02:22:55,266 --> 02:22:56,066
好

3107
02:22:57,233 --> 02:22:59,766
那这样大概就

3108
02:23:02,033 --> 02:23:06,166
啊我看到我看到一个合适的颜色了

3109
02:23:06,166 --> 02:23:08,433
日本进口三醋酸面料

3110
02:23:08,433 --> 02:23:11,466
缎面高档旗袍西装连衣裙

3111
02:23:13,433 --> 02:23:15,966
139微米啊

3112
02:23:17,466 --> 02:23:20,966
谢谢地老师的心愿盲盒的情书啊

3113
02:23:20,966 --> 02:23:23,333
我就看到这一个是合适的

3114
02:23:26,366 --> 02:23:29,599
只能说确实是一分钱一分货哈

3115
02:23:31,666 --> 02:23:34,566
看着好像给人家裁那个高端旗袍的

3116
02:23:34,566 --> 02:23:36,066
那种定制料子

3117
02:23:36,066 --> 02:23:38,033
这个颜色还蛮合适的

3118
02:23:38,533 --> 02:23:39,599
好可惜啊

3119
02:23:39,733 --> 02:23:42,166
vivi 139微米

3120
02:23:42,166 --> 02:23:45,333
139块钱一米的布料

3121
02:23:47,333 --> 02:23:49,999
太贵了这些饭团的星图

3122
02:23:50,000 --> 02:23:51,933
盲盒的闪闪c位啊

3123
02:23:51,933 --> 02:23:55,566
获得你阿里卡多救不了了

3124
02:23:55,566 --> 02:23:57,199
这个真加不了了

3125
02:23:57,200 --> 02:23:58,366
太贵了

3126
02:23:59,000 --> 02:24:01,266
就是藏青色的那种布料

3127
02:24:01,266 --> 02:24:01,966
是吧

3128
02:24:01,966 --> 02:24:05,366
我感觉这个藏青色还挺挺适合的

3129
02:24:09,033 --> 02:24:11,133
这藏青色也有点太黑

3130
02:24:25,033 --> 02:24:25,833
哼

3131
02:24:28,033 --> 02:24:29,433
都怪爷爷人在背后

3132
02:24:29,433 --> 02:24:31,366
骂我骂我不加钱

3133
02:24:31,566 --> 02:24:32,933
你们你们真坏

3134
02:24:34,233 --> 02:24:35,599
你们你们真坏

3135
02:24:41,000 --> 02:24:41,933
猫猫打盹

3136
02:24:41,933 --> 02:24:43,066
我没打盹

3137
02:24:43,866 --> 02:24:45,666
我只是假装在睡觉

3138
02:24:45,666 --> 02:24:47,799
别吵我有自己的计划

3139
02:24:50,133 --> 02:24:51,533
姐妹你听我说

3140
02:24:51,533 --> 02:24:54,266
我只是假装被这个夫妇

3141
02:24:54,966 --> 02:24:56,599
卖家拖了工期

3142
02:24:56,666 --> 02:24:59,333
我怎么可能没有自己的计划呢

3143
02:24:59,333 --> 02:25:02,233
哈哈哈我有自己的计划的

3144
02:25:02,233 --> 02:25:03,833
别吵别吵了

3145
02:25:04,133 --> 02:25:05,633
爷爷人确实坏

3146
02:25:05,633 --> 02:25:08,633
说好了永远可以加一些加钱居士呢

3147
02:25:09,266 --> 02:25:10,233
这个我

3148
02:25:10,233 --> 02:25:12,333
其实我我做周边

3149
02:25:12,333 --> 02:25:14,233
大家觉得很多时候做的好

3150
02:25:14,233 --> 02:25:16,599
就是因为能加的增效

3151
02:25:16,600 --> 02:25:17,933
我都加上了

3152
02:25:17,933 --> 02:25:19,599
就哪怕是做个徽章

3153
02:25:19,600 --> 02:25:21,400
也想给大家加钱整工艺

3154
02:25:21,400 --> 02:25:24,133
整备卡呀什么什么之类的

3155
02:25:26,133 --> 02:25:27,599
所以看起来

3156
02:25:27,666 --> 02:25:33,399
就会可能比那个正常的微的建立

3157
02:25:33,400 --> 02:25:34,400
要好看一点

3158
02:25:34,400 --> 02:25:36,966
主要就是因为钱确实到位了

3159
02:25:36,966 --> 02:25:38,766
工艺确实到位了

3160
02:25:39,133 --> 02:25:43,166
我也确实下下精力去研究这个东西

3161
02:25:43,366 --> 02:25:46,966
怎么提需求怎么做美工什么之类的

3162
02:25:46,966 --> 02:25:48,533
我确实研究了

3163
02:25:48,533 --> 02:25:50,066
那只能说这个吧

3164
02:25:50,600 --> 02:25:53,400
我好奇我什么时候可以补付付的尾款

3165
02:25:53,400 --> 02:25:54,466
等这套衣服做完

3166
02:25:54,466 --> 02:25:56,399
你们着急了就可以补了

3167
02:25:56,966 --> 02:25:57,766
好吧

3168
02:25:58,433 --> 02:25:59,366
你们着急了

3169
02:25:59,366 --> 02:26:02,766
那我这套衣服做完我就我就开吧行吗

3170
02:26:04,833 --> 02:26:07,433
感觉主播对周边非常执着

3171
02:26:09,400 --> 02:26:11,333
嗯之前不是也有人问我吗

3172
02:26:11,333 --> 02:26:14,533
主播在这上见我到底能得到些什么呀

3173
02:26:14,533 --> 02:26:15,333
是吧

3174
02:26:15,800 --> 02:26:18,166
就你作为这个月的这个舰长

3175
02:26:18,166 --> 02:26:20,633
然后你得到了一个纪念的小信物

3176
02:26:20,633 --> 02:26:23,233
这个信物要是破破烂烂

3177
02:26:23,233 --> 02:26:25,333
可能也会影响你的心情吧

3178
02:26:25,566 --> 02:26:29,066
要是它这个信物本身挺不错挺好的

3179
02:26:29,066 --> 02:26:32,599
可能你也会收到它的时候更开心一点

3180
02:26:32,600 --> 02:26:33,800
我是这么想的

3181
02:26:33,800 --> 02:26:34,600
是不是

3182
02:26:34,866 --> 02:26:38,866
是我自己太过的软弱

3183
02:26:39,166 --> 02:26:41,733
还是上辈子欠你的太

3184
02:26:42,000 --> 02:26:43,166
原来那个

3185
02:26:44,733 --> 02:26:48,533
10块钱不是10块钱一米啊他是

3186
02:26:52,233 --> 02:26:53,266
他是他是

3187
02:26:53,266 --> 02:26:55,266
10块钱0.1米

3188
02:26:55,466 --> 02:26:57,466
这下这下普通的也买不起

3189
02:26:59,533 --> 02:27:02,933
这下普通的也买不起了

3190
02:27:02,933 --> 02:27:04,399
10块钱0.1米

3191
02:27:04,400 --> 02:27:05,666
你杀了我吧

3192
02:27:06,266 --> 02:27:08,733
别卷了情绪价值跟纪念意义

3193
02:27:08,733 --> 02:27:09,533
别太卷了

3194
02:27:09,533 --> 02:27:10,166
这个护肤

3195
02:27:10,166 --> 02:27:14,666
毕竟是我们我们这个那个什么吧

3196
02:27:15,166 --> 02:27:18,966
我们我们工坊卖的第一款周边嘛

3197
02:27:18,966 --> 02:27:21,166
就是正式销售第一款周边

3198
02:27:21,166 --> 02:27:23,766
我还想有始有终的把它做好嘛

3199
02:27:23,766 --> 02:27:27,866
而且是大家期待了很久的别的东西

3200
02:27:27,866 --> 02:27:29,166
该不拽就不拽

3201
02:27:29,533 --> 02:27:31,666
别人见着也会有唇印明信片送吗

3202
02:27:31,666 --> 02:27:32,066
跟你说

3203
02:27:32,066 --> 02:27:34,466
些人会送唇印明信片都是诈骗啊

3204
02:27:34,466 --> 02:27:35,466
不要相信啊

3205
02:27:35,733 --> 02:27:36,633
就跟你说啊

3206
02:27:36,633 --> 02:27:38,066
我是绵绵老粉

3207
02:27:38,066 --> 02:27:41,999
我从这个1020年就开始看上他了

3208
02:27:42,000 --> 02:27:43,433
我有他唇印明信片

3209
02:27:43,433 --> 02:27:44,599
高价卖给你

3210
02:27:44,600 --> 02:27:45,533
千万不要相信啊

3211
02:27:45,533 --> 02:27:46,766
那是他自己亲的

3212
02:27:46,833 --> 02:27:48,166
跟我没有任何关系

3213
02:27:50,266 --> 02:27:53,399
所有的主播想把绵绵做成IP的感觉

3214
02:27:53,933 --> 02:27:55,266
嗯

3215
02:27:55,933 --> 02:27:58,733
你要抱着80分的心态去要求自己

3216
02:27:58,733 --> 02:28:00,066
最后拿到60分吧

3217
02:28:00,066 --> 02:28:02,199
想做IP确实想吧

3218
02:28:02,200 --> 02:28:04,733
没有人不想做自己的IP吧

3219
02:28:08,033 --> 02:28:10,599
这个IP最后只能由主播一个人

3220
02:28:10,600 --> 02:28:13,133
最多加上我们的后勤老师

3221
02:28:13,633 --> 02:28:15,233
两个人去撑着

3222
02:28:15,233 --> 02:28:16,799
这个内容输出啊

3223
02:28:16,800 --> 02:28:18,066
然后构造之类的

3224
02:28:18,066 --> 02:28:20,766
就很多时候难免还是有些不足捏

3225
02:28:21,133 --> 02:28:23,666
其实我觉得比起绵绵成为一个IP

3226
02:28:23,666 --> 02:28:26,066
我多给耶耶喵约点表情包

3227
02:28:26,066 --> 02:28:28,666
让耶耶喵成为一个IP啊

3228
02:28:28,666 --> 02:28:30,433
变成嫣嫣喵跟他的人类

3229
02:28:30,433 --> 02:28:32,166
小朋友之类的这种

3230
02:28:32,166 --> 02:28:34,766
这种IP反而更容易成功吧

3231
02:28:35,233 --> 02:28:37,433
嫣嫣喵长得还是蛮大气

3232
02:28:37,433 --> 02:28:39,433
哈哈哈是吧

3233
02:28:40,533 --> 02:28:43,133
而且这种东西他都是有起定量的

3234
02:28:43,133 --> 02:28:46,866
不是我什么时候想弥补就能弥补上的

3235
02:28:47,033 --> 02:28:47,833
好吧

3236
02:28:48,966 --> 02:28:50,166
我这是还是真的

3237
02:28:50,166 --> 02:28:51,733
有些唇印是假的

3238
02:28:51,733 --> 02:28:52,799
假的很正常吧

3239
02:28:52,800 --> 02:28:53,433
来看一眼

3240
02:28:53,433 --> 02:28:54,166
睡觉去了

3241
02:28:54,166 --> 02:28:55,366
晚安的很可爱

3242
02:28:55,366 --> 02:28:56,333
我家是蜜

3243
02:28:59,066 --> 02:29:01,033
确实有些唇印是假的

3244
02:29:01,833 --> 02:29:03,066
Starf待亲

3245
02:29:05,266 --> 02:29:07,066
不知道你不好说

3246
02:29:07,066 --> 02:29:10,166
目前没有看到过这个Starf待亲的情况

3247
02:29:11,333 --> 02:29:12,866
唇釉会沾口红吧

3248
02:29:12,866 --> 02:29:13,866
肯定会吧

3249
02:29:18,133 --> 02:29:19,833
但我感觉还是挺

3250
02:29:20,666 --> 02:29:21,366
怎么说呢

3251
02:29:21,366 --> 02:29:22,433
我不好说

3252
02:29:24,133 --> 02:29:26,233
反正我是不会送这种礼物的

3253
02:29:26,733 --> 02:29:29,733
记忆也掠不到我那个他

3254
02:29:30,466 --> 02:29:32,633
撕裂又撕裂的昨天

3255
02:29:33,000 --> 02:29:35,133
那自由给的他

3256
02:29:35,133 --> 02:29:36,266
带着浓郁的

3257
02:29:36,533 --> 02:29:38,466
粘口红那就是真的

3258
02:29:38,466 --> 02:29:40,733
万一他刻了个章子

3259
02:29:40,733 --> 02:29:44,199
然后用印泥一个一个往上打呢

3260
02:29:45,133 --> 02:29:46,199
没想过吗

3261
02:29:47,333 --> 02:29:49,399
万一他有唇印暗章呢

3262
02:29:49,400 --> 02:29:51,233
一个一个往上打呢

3263
02:29:51,866 --> 02:29:54,066
送送吧别别别

3264
02:29:54,066 --> 02:29:57,366
不要对我指手画脚我不送

3265
02:29:57,366 --> 02:29:58,366
这种东西

3266
02:30:02,966 --> 02:30:04,166
主播才不做

3267
02:30:04,833 --> 02:30:08,566
惯着大家在直播间挥洒议正的东西

3268
02:30:10,233 --> 02:30:11,633
想要职业明信片

3269
02:30:11,633 --> 02:30:13,966
上个学米亚米亚借了我10万块

3270
02:30:15,933 --> 02:30:19,866
我们虚拟主播是是纯真是善良

3271
02:30:19,866 --> 02:30:21,066
不是傻呗

3272
02:30:21,266 --> 02:30:22,466
不是傻呗

3273
02:30:24,566 --> 02:30:26,266
还按上首页了是吧

3274
02:30:26,333 --> 02:30:27,633
要不要再付一张

3275
02:30:27,633 --> 02:30:31,833
那个身份证正反面照片啊

3276
02:30:31,933 --> 02:30:33,833
然后给你一起寄过去

3277
02:30:34,633 --> 02:30:39,066
明信片内容就是本人的签名加上首映

3278
02:30:39,633 --> 02:30:41,199
明明啊自愿签

3279
02:30:41,466 --> 02:30:45,633
苦瓜 10万块加上一个鲜红大手印上去

3280
02:30:46,166 --> 02:30:48,033
可以吗当然不行啦

3281
02:30:50,033 --> 02:30:51,833
当然不行啦

3282
02:30:52,433 --> 02:30:54,066
我又不是傻呗

3283
02:30:55,266 --> 02:30:57,966
到时候你再申请个未成年退款

3284
02:30:58,033 --> 02:31:01,366
我不但道歉道歉

3285
02:31:01,366 --> 02:31:04,166
你钱还要被你带着10万快跑

3286
02:31:05,000 --> 02:31:06,366
好的真的可以吗

3287
02:31:06,366 --> 02:31:07,933
不行的不行的

3288
02:31:09,533 --> 02:31:12,533
我的二维码扫码计划进行到哪里了

3289
02:31:12,533 --> 02:31:13,966
什么扫码计划呀

3290
02:31:17,033 --> 02:31:17,833
那是什么

3291
02:31:21,066 --> 02:31:23,566
坏了我怎么见不上我自己的狗了

3292
02:31:27,766 --> 02:31:29,066
哈主播

3293
02:31:29,066 --> 02:31:31,433
可以找只猫来帮你认主人

3294
02:31:33,633 --> 02:31:34,666
有点太累了

3295
02:31:34,666 --> 02:31:37,533
不想雇佣我们组里面的童工

3296
02:31:37,533 --> 02:31:39,966
他们相对我来说还是小孩子呢

3297
02:31:39,966 --> 02:31:41,266
一个才几岁

3298
02:31:42,466 --> 02:31:45,433
这个萝莉猫猫又是萝莉妈妈

3299
02:31:47,400 --> 02:31:49,966
抓他们来干活不太合适吧

3300
02:31:51,266 --> 02:31:53,333
主播你是成年人了

3301
02:31:53,333 --> 02:31:54,766
有事要自己承担

3302
02:31:54,766 --> 02:31:57,466
不要动不动就是找族里的小辈

3303
02:31:59,966 --> 02:32:01,433
肥猫送这个礼物

3304
02:32:01,433 --> 02:32:02,866
万件不是问题

3305
02:32:02,966 --> 02:32:04,333
百件不是问题

3306
02:32:05,166 --> 02:32:06,566
百件不是问题

3307
02:32:06,600 --> 02:32:08,233
送粉丝的明信片

3308
02:32:08,233 --> 02:32:10,333
背面印上你的微信收款码

3309
02:32:10,333 --> 02:32:12,566
没印染还感觉太没米线了

3310
02:32:12,566 --> 02:32:14,533
我要真印了这个东西的话

3311
02:32:15,333 --> 02:32:17,166
我争议了这个东西的话

3312
02:32:17,166 --> 02:32:20,633
估计估计马上我就要在v圈翻红了

3313
02:32:20,633 --> 02:32:21,633
大家都要

3314
02:32:22,966 --> 02:32:25,233
都要争相开我的盒啊

3315
02:32:25,233 --> 02:32:28,233
变成了这个互联网安全信息大赛了

3316
02:32:28,233 --> 02:32:29,033
到时候

3317
02:32:34,200 --> 02:32:36,466
确实有想过要印个二维码呢

3318
02:32:36,600 --> 02:32:38,666
二维码扫出来是啥内容呢

3319
02:32:38,733 --> 02:32:39,733
没扫好

3320
02:32:46,266 --> 02:32:47,833
好收拾准备下班

3321
02:32:57,433 --> 02:33:02,866
shelter and gold will save my world

3322
02:33:03,333 --> 02:33:05,766
小翠我是你的直播间

3323
02:33:05,766 --> 02:33:10,133
不不不那肯定是独家放送的那个

3324
02:33:10,766 --> 02:33:12,933
不能是公开链接

3325
02:33:13,166 --> 02:33:15,566
那得是独家放送的那个

3326
02:33:25,933 --> 02:33:26,533
咪呀咪呀

3327
02:33:26,533 --> 02:33:29,166
你的一生什么时候才能录完呢

3328
02:33:29,166 --> 02:33:32,199
什么时候才能沐浴斋戒15天

3329
02:33:32,200 --> 02:33:36,000
不吃辣椒不吃糖不喝酸奶

3330
02:33:36,166 --> 02:33:38,966
不干让自己嗓子破伤风的事情

3331
02:33:38,966 --> 02:33:39,866
好好的完成

3332
02:33:39,866 --> 02:33:41,799
你的音声录制呢

3333
02:33:42,833 --> 02:33:43,966
啊怎么了

3334
02:33:45,266 --> 02:33:49,766
剩下饭团的星图盲盒的为你应援

3335
02:33:49,933 --> 02:33:51,033
碰到你艾利盖的

3336
02:33:51,033 --> 02:33:52,666
我知道我知道

3337
02:33:52,666 --> 02:33:54,133
不一定要王子

3338
02:33:54,166 --> 02:33:57,133
因为我我会生成花式二维码了

3339
02:33:57,233 --> 02:33:59,133
我之前不是选秀过

3340
02:33:59,133 --> 02:34:02,366
那个某些CS的刻码

3341
02:34:02,366 --> 02:34:04,366
我会生成花式二维码的

3342
02:34:04,366 --> 02:34:05,133
很漂亮的

3343
02:34:05,133 --> 02:34:06,433
还是彩色的

3344
02:34:06,433 --> 02:34:07,766
有形状的

3345
02:34:09,133 --> 02:34:10,033
结婚人生

3346
02:34:10,033 --> 02:34:11,433
不是结婚人生

3347
02:34:11,433 --> 02:34:12,399
听什么呢

3348
02:34:14,966 --> 02:34:16,999
音声不如群里的语音

3349
02:34:17,000 --> 02:34:18,733
就喜欢这种没有台本

3350
02:34:18,733 --> 02:34:20,933
瞎把乱说的这种话

3351
02:34:20,933 --> 02:34:22,399
是吧b钻

3352
02:34:22,400 --> 02:34:23,733
下一个是b坤吗

3353
02:34:23,733 --> 02:34:24,866
应该不是吧

3354
02:34:25,866 --> 02:34:29,166
我看有人连着出了5个钻的

3355
02:34:30,033 --> 02:34:32,333
主播会打CSGO吗我不会

3356
02:34:33,333 --> 02:34:34,966
into the great desire

3357
02:34:35,166 --> 02:34:36,866
burning me down

3358
02:34:37,000 --> 02:34:38,666
burning me down

3359
02:34:40,533 --> 02:34:43,066
burn me to the ground

3360
02:34:44,933 --> 02:34:46,833
30多页都是爷爷人做的

3361
02:34:46,833 --> 02:34:48,866
那不就找代写了吗

3362
02:34:49,833 --> 02:34:52,133
那不就找爷爷代写了吗

3363
02:34:52,133 --> 02:34:53,333
没有吧没有吧

3364
02:34:53,333 --> 02:34:56,333
我发现直播做30多页的时候

3365
02:34:56,333 --> 02:34:58,666
爷爷人会会那个什么

3366
02:34:58,766 --> 02:35:01,166
会脑扣我的时候

3367
02:35:01,200 --> 02:35:02,800
我后面就不直播了

3368
02:35:03,066 --> 02:35:05,199
我只有一开始的时候直播过

3369
02:35:05,966 --> 02:35:06,366
耶耶

3370
02:35:06,366 --> 02:35:09,199
你在群里发的语音都被我珍藏起来了

3371
02:35:09,200 --> 02:35:10,933
或者网上有赛博跟疯狂

3372
02:35:10,933 --> 02:35:11,733
好可怕

3373
02:35:12,566 --> 02:35:13,833
不要吧不要吧

3374
02:35:13,866 --> 02:35:16,133
我有时候在这样出来发语音

3375
02:35:16,133 --> 02:35:17,366
是觉得我们都已经

3376
02:35:17,366 --> 02:35:18,633
反正我们直播的时候

3377
02:35:18,633 --> 02:35:20,466
你们最熟悉的就是我的声音嘛

3378
02:35:20,466 --> 02:35:21,566
那我发个语音

3379
02:35:21,566 --> 02:35:23,999
无人打字的时候发一发也无所谓吧

3380
02:35:24,033 --> 02:35:25,866
我觉得应该也无所谓吧

3381
02:35:26,766 --> 02:35:28,933
但是你们收藏起来我就会觉得很奇怪

3382
02:35:28,933 --> 02:35:31,133
就像有人扒着我的直播录播

3383
02:35:31,133 --> 02:35:32,133
然后一点一点的发

3384
02:35:32,133 --> 02:35:33,833
一点点的看有没有什么

3385
02:35:33,866 --> 02:35:35,633
哎呦就是奇怪的东西啊

3386
02:35:35,633 --> 02:35:37,633
我现在有的时候也是能明白

3387
02:35:37,633 --> 02:35:40,033
为什么有一些主播转世进了前世

3388
02:35:40,033 --> 02:35:41,533
之进了企业之后

3389
02:35:41,566 --> 02:35:43,666
就把前世的那个录播啊什么的

3390
02:35:43,666 --> 02:35:45,199
哗哗哗全都删掉了

3391
02:35:45,333 --> 02:35:46,366
不是因为他绝情啊

3392
02:35:46,366 --> 02:35:48,033
也不是因为跟之前切割

3393
02:35:48,033 --> 02:35:49,266
是实在是太害怕了

3394
02:35:49,266 --> 02:35:51,666
万一以后在企业里面做起来火了

3395
02:35:51,800 --> 02:35:52,600
飞黄腾达了

3396
02:35:52,600 --> 02:35:54,600
有人去扒自己前世的那个录播

3397
02:35:54,600 --> 02:35:56,966
然后给你三减一啊或者是什么

3398
02:35:57,066 --> 02:35:59,166
让你稍稍微理解点什么东西啊

3399
02:35:59,166 --> 02:36:00,366
因为直播的时候

3400
02:36:01,166 --> 02:36:03,366
你只要超过了1,000来个小时

3401
02:36:03,400 --> 02:36:05,433
你总会有说抱怨的时候吗

3402
02:36:05,433 --> 02:36:07,566
掐头去尾然后随便说说的那种

3403
02:36:07,566 --> 02:36:09,733
或者你不想被人家知道的那种话

3404
02:36:09,966 --> 02:36:11,533
一旦被人家捡出去了之后

3405
02:36:11,533 --> 02:36:13,866
然后给你发个爆炸性的标题

3406
02:36:13,866 --> 02:36:15,599
在王安街啊贴吧什么一发

3407
02:36:15,600 --> 02:36:17,200
你快快一下身败名裂了

3408
02:36:17,200 --> 02:36:18,966
震惊某企业某某某

3409
02:36:18,966 --> 02:36:20,633
某某期的主播啊

3410
02:36:20,633 --> 02:36:21,166
大逼

3411
02:36:21,166 --> 02:36:23,466
居然这么这么这么有这样的黑历史

3412
02:36:23,466 --> 02:36:24,399
这样的前世啊

3413
02:36:24,400 --> 02:36:26,033
我们全都粉转黑了是不是

3414
02:36:26,033 --> 02:36:27,066
不是没有想到

3415
02:36:27,066 --> 02:36:28,933
你竟然是一个这么反差的女人

3416
02:36:28,933 --> 02:36:30,466
我们再也不爱你了啊

3417
02:36:30,466 --> 02:36:31,833
就会出现这样的情况

3418
02:36:31,833 --> 02:36:33,233
我觉得还是蛮可怕的

3419
02:36:33,233 --> 02:36:34,866
就是当你知道你的一言一行

3420
02:36:34,866 --> 02:36:36,966
都会有人仔细的自斟自酌

3421
02:36:36,966 --> 02:36:39,233
然后对着他挑挑毛病啊

3422
02:36:39,233 --> 02:36:41,933
然后或者是这个这个脑补啊之类的

3423
02:36:41,933 --> 02:36:43,333
其实压力还是蛮大的

3424
02:36:43,333 --> 02:36:45,333
就对于整个人的精神都都在

3425
02:36:48,000 --> 02:36:49,233
感觉想太多了

3426
02:36:49,233 --> 02:36:50,399
别念了烟师傅

3427
02:36:50,400 --> 02:36:52,133
我乐意你管我

3428
02:36:53,000 --> 02:36:54,866
有点自我意识过剩了

3429
02:36:54,866 --> 02:36:57,866
那确实有人闲着闲着没事干这个吧

3430
02:36:57,866 --> 02:36:58,666
哎呦

3431
02:36:58,766 --> 02:37:01,566
我感觉确实有人闲着没事干这个的

3432
02:37:01,766 --> 02:37:03,533
好我们正好放戒烟吧

3433
02:37:03,533 --> 02:37:04,599
这是DJ版的

3434
02:37:04,600 --> 02:37:06,466
虽然他也不是很戒烟来

3435
02:37:07,833 --> 02:37:11,399
没有你我怎么办

3436
02:37:11,533 --> 02:37:15,033
3年零一个礼拜

3437
02:37:15,233 --> 02:37:18,666
才学会怎么忍耐

3438
02:37:18,866 --> 02:37:22,166
你给过我的伤害

3439
02:37:22,633 --> 02:37:26,166
是没有一句责怪

3440
02:37:26,733 --> 02:37:29,833
戒了烟染上悲伤

3441
02:37:29,966 --> 02:37:32,666
我也不想

3442
02:37:36,866 --> 02:37:37,199
主播

3443
02:37:37,200 --> 02:37:40,033
我看到大学生们辛苦直播就想报名

3444
02:37:40,033 --> 02:37:42,933
怎么办看看我的看看我的

3445
02:37:42,933 --> 02:37:44,933
我也是我也是

3446
02:37:44,933 --> 02:37:47,199
哈哈哈啊

3447
02:37:47,600 --> 02:37:48,966
真的真棒吗

3448
02:37:48,966 --> 02:37:52,466
真棒的话我们还可以再播一会是吧

3449
02:37:56,266 --> 02:37:57,033
三个见长

3450
02:37:57,033 --> 02:38:01,999
获得主播审美有所保证的美丽礼物呢

3451
02:38:03,233 --> 02:38:05,633
我也不想

3452
02:38:12,266 --> 02:38:13,133
好嗨呀

3453
02:38:13,133 --> 02:38:14,433
不行这首歌太摇了

3454
02:38:14,433 --> 02:38:15,599
你不是要毕业了

3455
02:38:15,600 --> 02:38:17,666
我还我还没大学毕业呢

3456
02:38:18,600 --> 02:38:20,000
不应该这样讲了

3457
02:38:24,066 --> 02:38:27,066
没有这个料子之前不是核对了吗

3458
02:38:27,066 --> 02:38:32,033
你买大大批料了吗

3459
02:38:33,600 --> 02:38:35,833
呃我不知道这么黑

3460
02:38:40,766 --> 02:38:42,366
他说没买大批量

3461
02:38:42,366 --> 02:38:45,399
那我那那看看

3462
02:38:45,600 --> 02:38:48,666
还能那看看大货

3463
02:38:50,066 --> 02:38:52,133
有没有合适的

3464
02:38:52,833 --> 02:38:54,933
深紫色或者

3465
02:38:57,233 --> 02:38:59,266
或者什么什么什么来着

3466
02:39:00,266 --> 02:39:02,866
刚才那个蓝色是什么颜色来着

3467
02:39:04,000 --> 02:39:04,533
什么来着

3468
02:39:04,533 --> 02:39:05,433
是什么来着

3469
02:39:05,466 --> 02:39:06,266
呜呜呜

3470
02:39:10,266 --> 02:39:10,999
哇

3471
02:39:11,000 --> 02:39:12,200
不行我看看

3472
02:39:19,866 --> 02:39:21,333
对藏青色

3473
02:39:21,366 --> 02:39:22,866
我总是会忘记

3474
02:39:38,000 --> 02:39:39,933
这个是什么材质啊

3475
02:39:40,166 --> 02:39:41,799
我问问他什么材质

3476
02:39:41,800 --> 02:39:44,666
然后到时候买个布料剃一下

3477
02:39:45,833 --> 02:39:46,633
啊

3478
02:39:49,533 --> 02:39:51,799
哎我怎么变蓝了

3479
02:39:53,766 --> 02:39:54,566
哎

3480
02:39:56,600 --> 02:39:57,400
嗯

3481
02:39:58,166 --> 02:39:59,166
坏了坏了

3482
02:40:02,033 --> 02:40:05,533
主播你的你的你的

3483
02:40:05,533 --> 02:40:08,633
这个事故有点太多了

3484
02:40:13,633 --> 02:40:15,366
this is my base addiction

3485
02:40:20,466 --> 02:40:22,933
证件照哈哈哈

3486
02:40:23,066 --> 02:40:25,399
蓝笔证件照来了

3487
02:40:29,000 --> 02:40:30,400
换个红的可以吗

3488
02:40:30,400 --> 02:40:32,733
我才不要我才不要呢

3489
02:40:33,266 --> 02:40:36,199
红的照片我知道你们会拿去干什么的

3490
02:40:39,000 --> 02:40:40,200
这白色好看

3491
02:40:40,200 --> 02:40:41,166
快切回去

3492
02:40:41,166 --> 02:40:42,366
看着像什么

3493
02:40:42,733 --> 02:40:44,033
看着像那个

3494
02:40:44,933 --> 02:40:48,066
像那个bad apple那种剪影画是吧

3495
02:40:50,400 --> 02:40:51,400
该下播了

3496
02:40:53,200 --> 02:40:55,566
刚才悟出了些什么功能啊

3497
02:41:11,266 --> 02:41:14,666
我向大家安利这个世界上最伟大的

3498
02:41:14,666 --> 02:41:15,999
塞特斯特的

3499
02:41:16,000 --> 02:41:19,633
诺拉写的这首歌好听

3500
02:41:21,566 --> 02:41:25,366
虽然他在QQ音乐上只有18条评论啊

3501
02:41:25,366 --> 02:41:26,166
但是

3502
02:41:27,200 --> 02:41:29,633
他还是我在诺拉的曲报里面

3503
02:41:29,633 --> 02:41:30,933
最喜欢的一首歌

3504
02:41:30,933 --> 02:41:32,233
主要是他打起来手

3505
02:41:32,233 --> 02:41:33,466
感真的很爽

3506
02:41:37,333 --> 02:41:39,199
这个娃娃看着感觉脸有点大

3507
02:41:39,200 --> 02:41:40,466
会改的会改的

3508
02:41:40,466 --> 02:41:41,999
我们的修改方案

3509
02:41:42,000 --> 02:41:45,666
在那个工坊的第一张图案

3510
02:41:45,666 --> 02:41:46,799
就有修改方案

3511
02:41:47,233 --> 02:41:49,066
这个只是一样二样

3512
02:41:49,066 --> 02:41:51,933
还没没出大货

3513
02:41:51,933 --> 02:41:52,833
还会修改

3514
02:41:52,833 --> 02:41:53,799
还会优化

3515
02:41:54,000 --> 02:41:56,333
而且本来就是大头吧

3516
02:41:56,466 --> 02:41:57,633
他们都喜欢大头

3517
02:41:57,633 --> 02:41:59,533
不信你问问他们哈哈哈

3518
02:42:01,366 --> 02:42:03,133
娃娃头发就这么多嘛

3519
02:42:03,133 --> 02:42:04,133
后面还有

3520
02:42:04,166 --> 02:42:05,966
他只是为了方便做衣服

3521
02:42:05,966 --> 02:42:09,566
把这个后面的这个散发给扎起来了

3522
02:42:16,866 --> 02:42:24,933
let's go lose control this this this this this this this this

3523
02:42:24,933 --> 02:42:25,733
this

3524
02:42:34,000 --> 02:42:35,666
听完这首歌我们就下播了

3525
02:42:35,666 --> 02:42:37,133
刚才把电放完了

3526
02:42:48,633 --> 02:42:49,433
拜拜

3527
02:43:00,266 --> 02:43:01,966
好吵的音乐呀

3528
02:43:02,166 --> 02:43:02,999
咪呀咪呀

3529
02:43:03,000 --> 02:43:05,200
你的品味就是这样的吗

3530
02:43:22,633 --> 02:43:23,199
哇

3531
02:43:23,200 --> 02:43:24,366
行看这个吧

3532
02:43:38,566 --> 02:43:40,166
奇迹般的对我的答对

3533
02:43:40,166 --> 02:43:41,233
我是妈妈的她

3534
02:43:41,233 --> 02:43:43,733
每天晚点看见你走的步伐

3535
02:43:43,733 --> 02:43:45,599
跌到你最美的浓

3536
02:43:46,033 --> 02:43:48,199
我爱你到底拖着她的谁的

3537
02:43:48,200 --> 02:43:49,966
男孩总是分裂狂的

3538
02:43:54,733 --> 02:43:56,266
我唱不了这首歌

3539
02:43:56,266 --> 02:43:57,633
他太快了

3540
02:43:57,633 --> 02:43:59,333
感觉在念经啊

3541
02:44:10,866 --> 02:44:14,566
这是饭团胡兰和花花的镇长

3542
02:44:16,233 --> 02:44:18,033
谢谢地老师的情书

3543
02:44:18,033 --> 02:44:20,566
谢谢饭团的闪闪希望和为你应援

3544
02:44:21,433 --> 02:44:23,066
谢谢QQ的闪闪趣味

3545
02:44:23,066 --> 02:44:24,533
这是胡来的闪闪滋味

3546
02:44:24,533 --> 02:44:26,466
谢谢小月的魔法旅行箱

3547
02:44:27,333 --> 02:44:29,533
这个韭菜的闪闪滋味

3548
02:44:29,533 --> 02:44:31,166
红豆泥阿里拉多

3549
02:44:31,166 --> 02:44:32,233
感谢支持

3550
02:44:33,733 --> 02:44:34,533
鞠躬

3551
02:44:35,433 --> 02:44:37,233
错过了下次早点来嘛

3552
02:44:38,833 --> 02:44:41,399
怎么有人12点多才开始午休啊

3553
02:44:52,400 --> 02:44:55,800
move

3554
02:44:57,600 --> 02:45:06,033
on top of the Gucci

3555
02:45:06,200 --> 02:45:08,066
放下个人素质

3556
02:45:08,166 --> 02:45:10,366
享受缺德人生

3557
02:45:36,233 --> 02:45:38,199
辞职了还得中午加班

3558
02:45:38,200 --> 02:45:40,000
你都辞职了你管他干嘛

3559
02:45:43,000 --> 02:45:44,533
辞职了就走呗

3560
02:45:44,600 --> 02:45:46,733
让他不要给你安排工作了

3561
02:45:46,733 --> 02:45:48,433
谢谢娘娘的小花呀

3562
02:45:48,433 --> 02:45:49,566
我下播了

3563
02:46:03,066 --> 02:46:05,133
how you belong more monsters are you

3564
02:46:05,133 --> 02:46:07,066
cooking more monsters are you

3565
02:46:07,066 --> 02:46:14,399
cooking all up tops of heavy are

3566
02:46:15,333 --> 02:46:16,433
长留一个月

3567
02:46:16,733 --> 02:46:19,333
谢谢娘娘的10张盛典门票啊

3568
02:46:19,766 --> 02:46:22,333
我们我们都要盛典门票了吗

3569
02:46:22,400 --> 02:46:23,633
哎我跟你说啊

3570
02:46:24,233 --> 02:46:26,966
已经已经开始有盛典门票了耶

3571
02:46:27,733 --> 02:46:29,133
哎珍宝

3572
02:46:29,133 --> 02:46:29,866
我跟你说

3573
02:46:29,866 --> 02:46:32,866
那个站好最后一班岗就走

3574
02:46:32,866 --> 02:46:35,666
你去什么小红书上什么的说

3575
02:46:36,200 --> 02:46:39,000
你去搜这个盛典门派标的好便宜

3576
02:46:39,000 --> 02:46:41,233
怎么就一个电池啦对哦

3577
02:46:45,666 --> 02:46:46,933
去小红书上搜就是

3578
02:46:46,933 --> 02:46:47,733
我辞职了

3579
02:46:47,733 --> 02:46:49,233
然后老板还让我加班

3580
02:46:49,233 --> 02:46:49,999
该怎么办

3581
02:46:50,000 --> 02:46:51,366
你去你去搜一下

3582
02:46:51,966 --> 02:46:53,366
他们有好多办法的

3583
02:46:53,366 --> 02:46:55,233
你看有没有你能用上的

3584
02:46:55,800 --> 02:46:58,200
好吧红豆鸟里嘎多

3585
02:46:58,200 --> 02:46:59,466
拜拜那大家拜拜

3586
02:46:59,466 --> 02:47:00,333
喵拜拜喵

3587
02:47:01,200 --> 02:47:03,400
下播了吃东西去了