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上一秒我在台北看烟火

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下一秒你在上海喝mojito

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你感觉我就像我感觉你

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世界上的另一个我

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上一秒我在柏林落大雨

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下一秒你在曼谷天气晴

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你感受我就像我感受你

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世界上的另一个我

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人生到处是假正经

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变幻莫测捕风捉影

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有几个陪我等雨停

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的真心情听到爱过我的人绿水倾听

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谁愿为我大浪淘沙而你被留下

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我的世界流转变化你却没时差

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感觉这个这个歌手听起来有点像

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像加勒呀为什么

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主播的脑子好像出了一些问题啊

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啊

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哎主播有点像加入了

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哎呀

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哎

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怎么办有一句老话说的好啊

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叫做什么

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假设我们今天啊

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下午4点钟约好了见面啊

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然后我从上午10点钟开始紧张

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啊

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好久没播了已经没好久几天没播了

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几天没播了

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然后然后

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一下回来提前了两个小时

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就开始紧张了

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一两个小时吧

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山越岭有几个陪我数星星

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懒得傻兮兮盛开不落一颗真心

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风吹动你

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岁月陪我大浪淘沙而你背雨落下

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我的世界流转变化你却没时差

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啦啦啦我亲爱的你呀

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岁月淡黄记忆交加而你被腐化

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这是第二的时刻

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口水黄豆啊第二

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教你下次一个一个送

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你就能听到我喊10声爹

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是我们伟大的2894962

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音乐人之家的紫色肥猫

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从一大堆箱子上面爬上来

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开始抓起了喇叭进行春节广播呀

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喂喂喂

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都已经习惯了

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我说几点开播

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然后就晚晚5分钟来是吧

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谁跟你们说我一定会迟到的

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万一有不迟到的时候呢

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哪里来的公务员

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公务员还不好啊

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多么专业的

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多么专业的喵喵

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世界第二的五个小蝴蝶

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轰动你阿里卡多

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哎肥猫今时不同往日

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你要把你的进展心愿改掉

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我们又是冲70天的一天

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每次一超过70天

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然后马上我主播就要去赶作业

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然后然后70天就

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掉下去了

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啊

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确定确定

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怎么不让我确定啊

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什么意思啊喂

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我

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知道

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我不知道

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我知道吗

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我怎么这么卡

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我不知道

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哎我为什么这么卡

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喂喂喂

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什么叫我现在直播了

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我不直播我干嘛我网呢

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请问大脑的胖猫作业进度

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刚写完这不刚写完就来了吗

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今天下午还考试了

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考完就回来了

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我的脑子怎么在抽搐啊

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啊

88
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能不能好起来了

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咩咩终于春假了

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没有吧没有吧

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你要看在哪个地方啊

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这假设说

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我在大布尔街和北尔兰联合王国的话

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马上就要放一个多月的假了

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哎怎么不同地方放假还不一样呢

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我记得美国的感恩节放的还蛮多的

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然后英国那边那个复活节啊

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放的还蛮多的

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那这主播所在的这个IP

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就不知道什么时候放假多呀

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从来都没有经历过放假多的时候

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我们今天能到200 滚出看

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啊居然开播了是什么意思啊

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我肯定开播了

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我表情怎么不动啊

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喵喵你动啊

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喵喵啊

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喵喵你怎么不会动啊

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主播你放圣帕特旅客节可以戴绿帽子

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这种节

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说实话这是主播

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今天收到一封邮件

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祝所有的这个学生

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祝大家这个节日快乐

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希望你们take care

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但是

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我也没有发现这个节有什么特殊的

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也不发钱也不放假

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技术啥也没咋地啊呃

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干嘛

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你怎么突然动起来了

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我怎么不动啊

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我我该动的

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我急眼了

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赶快发动一下异次元的力量

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快动啊绵绵啊

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大家还在等着你

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还有人在期待着你

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你就这么不动了

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2289的燕人该

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怎么办啊

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绵绵你醒醒啊

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现在还不是放弃的时候

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哇

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哈喽大家好

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老奶

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啊所以说啊

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打开了不要停下来啊

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哈喽湖南的巅峰哥

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哈喽85橘猫

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哈喽的老师

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哈喽天天早上好

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东方坐早上好

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胡来晚上好

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黑太早上好

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小钢琴早上好

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超天骄晚上好

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网友小酷早上好

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微笑早上好

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小熊猫猫早上好

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如此慵懒

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早上好绚烂早上好

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一个心早上好

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永和早上好

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可乐蜜地方沟早上好昆特嗨

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哎呦我的天呐

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老爷别记好吗

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这不还是回来了吗

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还是回来了

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哎呀

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我不知道大家有没有跟我一样的

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那个什么

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你们当时代应一年两学期各10周

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四门课一门课10小时怎么了

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每每每学期10小时吗

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红周街

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不知道大家有没有

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有没有像主播一样的情况

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就是假设说你有一件事没做完

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比如说你明天跟人家约好了出门

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或者是你后天有个论文要截止了

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大后天有个什么项目要汇报了

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你在这个这个东西发生之前

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你在这个他即将举办的这个时间之前

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你是吃也吃不好

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睡也睡不好

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做别的事吧

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也没精力玩吧

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也提心吊胆

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睡觉吧还失眠

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要么就多梦

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总是惦记这点事

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但是呢又总是不愿意动

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不愿意去提升一下他的这个完成度啊

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最后就在提心吊胆之中度过

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这个

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在你的这个汇报开始之前

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的这一段时间啊

189
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怎么才能克服这个情况呢

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天呐这简直就是我

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谁把名字改成余额两位数

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你在梦游吗

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怎么这么说呢

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在我压力大的时候我最大

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的爱好就是看我的银行流水了

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不是因为他有多多

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也不是因为他有多少

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而是时刻提醒着我自己

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绵绵你不能死

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绵绵你要去上班

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你不上班

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你不坐周边

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你不好好的营业

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明天这个余额归零了

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你就没有饭吃了

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没有香香的粉说

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也没有好吃的点心

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房子也没有的租了

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只能出门跟后面的洗

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帐篷压大哟

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这种事情压大哟

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舰长两位数

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你在梦游吗

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嗯我知足常乐吗

215
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哎呀人都是很坏的人

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什么地方痛就往什么地方戳

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还不是Vivian不够努力

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不要在我直播间构成投资建议了

219
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像主播这样没有投资眼光的人

220
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三四百就觉得高

221
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那肯定吃不到

222
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他这个一股一千来刀的肉啊

223
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那现在买明显就是韭菜吗

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其实我600的时候

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我也觉得现在肯定是韭菜啦

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800我也觉得现在肯定是韭菜啦

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结果他都1,000了

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最后最后

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哎呀就是我啦

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哎呀

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后面是有钱领你呢

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我实在不行的话可以可以

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可以怎么办呢

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好像也没有什么办法

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我真的真的不推荐了

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呃

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等到我我我开始想要搞的什么的时候

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什么东西就已经到了一个

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呃

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哈嗯

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我已经尽力的让自己

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不要去关注自己的这个数据的下滑呀

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这样才能够保证每天都元气满满的

244
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而不是怨气满满的

245
00:11:14,933 --> 00:11:16,766
在跟大家直播嘛

246
00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:20,366
就很少很很久

247
00:11:20,366 --> 00:11:23,166
没有从那个观众的角度

248
00:11:23,166 --> 00:11:25,866
去深入的思考一下问题了

249
00:11:26,133 --> 00:11:28,299
这也是又有了一些灵感了

250
00:11:28,300 --> 00:11:28,933
就比如说

251
00:11:28,933 --> 00:11:31,866
那些平常经常你们都会刷到

252
00:11:31,866 --> 00:11:32,466
在抖啊

253
00:11:32,466 --> 00:11:35,899
或者在什么小小小read book什么什

254
00:11:35,900 --> 00:11:39,333
么朋友圈啊之类的卖货的那些微商

255
00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:41,133
有的时候你会讨厌他们

256
00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:41,366
其实

257
00:11:41,366 --> 00:11:44,333
不是因为他们发广告发的太频繁了

258
00:11:44,466 --> 00:11:47,599
而是很多人他那个营业的模式

259
00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:49,166
就倾向于一种什么

260
00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:52,266
喜欢用一些宣传语啊

261
00:11:52,266 --> 00:11:55,799
大家千呼万唤的叉叉叉产品啊啊

262
00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,200
大家饱受期待

263
00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:59,400
我们最后终于研制出来的

264
00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:01,500
这被人问了一万次

265
00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:03,733
哎呀我不情不愿的弹上来

266
00:12:03,733 --> 00:12:06,566
就是这种买你的货还要还要去

267
00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:09,500
呃还有求救你的

268
00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:12,266
这种感觉可能大家不太喜欢的

269
00:12:12,266 --> 00:12:13,066
所以

270
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:16,800
就算是会有一些生活里面的不开心

271
00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:17,866
我主播也是

272
00:12:17,866 --> 00:12:21,933
尽量在预测到自己即将有一些压力

273
00:12:21,933 --> 00:12:24,599
可能来了的时候没什么好气

274
00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:27,733
或者说没什么特别开心的事

275
00:12:27,733 --> 00:12:28,933
能跟大家分享

276
00:12:28,933 --> 00:12:32,933
说那几天就暂时暂时先不播了是吧

277
00:12:32,933 --> 00:12:35,299
因为你说这主播一来一坐着

278
00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:36,566
大家一问一压力

279
00:12:36,566 --> 00:12:37,066
主播主播

280
00:12:37,066 --> 00:12:38,133
主播哎呀

281
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:41,499
来了这边排出这个4个文钱

282
00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:43,900
上面写的全都是杂杂

283
00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:46,733
谈谈啊主播主播你作业写完了吗

284
00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:48,399
哇一下坐这边就哭了

285
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:49,500
那咋办呢

286
00:12:49,666 --> 00:12:53,499
那那之后之后那不完蛋了吗

287
00:12:53,566 --> 00:12:55,666
虽然我知道你们可能就喜欢看这个

288
00:12:55,666 --> 00:12:56,499
我才不要呢

289
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:57,966
我才不要让喜欢看人

290
00:12:57,966 --> 00:12:59,933
哭的让人顺心如意呢

291
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:03,500
主播能不能在1到99里说一个数字 39

292
00:13:05,066 --> 00:13:06,266
说起来我们停播的时候

293
00:13:06,266 --> 00:13:08,866
错过了孩子对Miko的重要纪念日啊

294
00:13:08,866 --> 00:13:09,899
三九日啊

295
00:13:09,933 --> 00:13:12,966
等一下我放首三九来纪念一下吧哦

296
00:13:14,533 --> 00:13:17,366
600的时候开街大概的总体能赚一块

297
00:13:17,366 --> 00:13:18,399
就可能开街以后会亏

298
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,200
这肯定我都能说的

299
00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:22,299
我我都能说的

300
00:13:22,466 --> 00:13:25,333
主播刚才说的是绵绵的装扮吧

301
00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:27,199
绵绵没有这样了

302
00:13:27,466 --> 00:13:29,166
绵绵主要装扮做的慢

303
00:13:29,166 --> 00:13:30,599
确实是我的问题

304
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:33,300
而且还有我们中间休眠的这个问题

305
00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:34,700
后来想了一想

306
00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:35,500
就是这个东西

307
00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:37,933
你在开始做他的时候

308
00:13:37,933 --> 00:13:40,699
很多时候你是抱着那种开心的心态

309
00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:41,766
期待的心态

310
00:13:41,866 --> 00:13:42,933
但是大家也知道

311
00:13:42,933 --> 00:13:44,133
现在这个版本约稿

312
00:13:44,133 --> 00:13:45,933
是一个充满了负反馈的事

313
00:13:45,933 --> 00:13:49,266
你拿着钱去热脸贴画师的冷屁股

314
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:51,533
还要被人家用那种有色眼镜扫

315
00:13:51,533 --> 00:13:52,799
你是VIP吗

316
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,366
啊你你要听

317
00:13:54,366 --> 00:13:56,966
你要知道我们这边VIP是要加1.5的

318
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:58,999
VIP相用的话要自觉告诉哦

319
00:13:59,066 --> 00:14:00,899
因为有很多VIP他相用的话

320
00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:02,100
他根本就不告诉我们

321
00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:04,133
所以我们现在出台这个新的规定呢

322
00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:06,566
还望你这个海涵呐

323
00:14:06,966 --> 00:14:07,533
我说没关系

324
00:14:07,533 --> 00:14:08,066
老师

325
00:14:08,066 --> 00:14:10,566
这个你能不能给我一个分层答案啊

326
00:14:10,566 --> 00:14:13,866
那个我们分层的话他是要商用成2.5的

327
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,733
如果有PSD的话呃也不能去制作宣言

328
00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:19,666
然后到时候也是要数我的名字的

329
00:14:19,666 --> 00:14:21,966
如果被我发现不数名就使用的话

330
00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:24,166
呃这个会有一些终端的

331
00:14:24,166 --> 00:14:26,066
不要让我对VIP这个群体啊

332
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,333
印象有所下降啊

333
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:27,966
什么什么

334
00:14:27,966 --> 00:14:29,099
就总体来说

335
00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:30,133
就在你在你在

336
00:14:30,133 --> 00:14:34,166
这种类似于服装店买衣服的这个体验

337
00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:37,099
那种老板爱买不买的那种态度

338
00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:41,700
然后你就受尽了负反馈的同时

339
00:14:41,766 --> 00:14:43,399
还不敢提修改意见

340
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,000
最后在这个约稿的过程中啊

341
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,733
逐渐的就迷失了自己

342
00:14:47,733 --> 00:14:48,699
漫长的等待

343
00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:51,166
漫长的修改然后这

344
00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:53,200
哎

345
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:55,000
所以说这东西不能突啊

346
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,866
一定要快点的把这些

347
00:14:58,300 --> 00:15:00,966
呃是答辩的环节过去

348
00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:02,899
然后快进到发售才行

349
00:15:03,366 --> 00:15:05,099
Vimi啊你已经很棒了

350
00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:06,700
你顶着这个名字啊

351
00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:08,133
在这边在这边

352
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,200
以我两位数在梦游吧

353
00:15:11,766 --> 00:15:13,333
还好吧幸好你们攻击我没

354
00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:14,799
说见长两位瞬间梦游

355
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,766
不然的话你送礼物我都不想见

356
00:15:16,766 --> 00:15:18,299
你的名字我会哭了

357
00:15:18,933 --> 00:15:21,566
谢谢季老师的心动瞬间呀

358
00:15:21,566 --> 00:15:23,133
这是多少米的礼物啊

359
00:15:23,133 --> 00:15:24,266
哎呦主播第一次见

360
00:15:24,266 --> 00:15:25,766
谢谢你啊

361
00:15:25,766 --> 00:15:27,066
真是三九日啊

362
00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:27,966
啊

363
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,600
0-99算一个数

364
00:15:30,666 --> 00:15:32,966
原来是送礼物啊

365
00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:34,599
早知道我说99好了

366
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,933
99为尊 99为急啊

367
00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:39,099
99 差一分圆满

368
00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:40,333
差一分遗憾

369
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,166
早知道说99好了

370
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:45,600
啊

371
00:15:48,733 --> 00:15:51,099
哈喽金宝哈喽皮草女孩

372
00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:51,900
重度依赖

373
00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:53,566
真是层层又层层啊

374
00:15:53,566 --> 00:15:54,366
哎呀不是

375
00:15:54,366 --> 00:15:56,333
主要是他那个语气的问题啊

376
00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:57,133
就是那种

377
00:15:57,966 --> 00:15:58,766
嗯

378
00:15:59,933 --> 00:16:00,866
那个老板

379
00:16:00,866 --> 00:16:02,599
我能试一下衣服吗

380
00:16:02,866 --> 00:16:03,933
啊你可以试哦

381
00:16:03,933 --> 00:16:05,499
但是我们这边就很多人

382
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:06,900
进了试衣间之后啊

383
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:08,800
偷偷的拿手机在那边拍照

384
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:09,933
去网上搜

385
00:16:10,166 --> 00:16:11,799
如果要想在网上买的话

386
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:15,066
建议就是尽量不要在实体店试衣服呢

387
00:16:15,066 --> 00:16:17,099
这样会浪费我们彼此的时间

388
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:20,933
就是就是这种这种很拽的感觉啦

389
00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:22,100
哎呀

390
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,333
我是不知道这个

391
00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:28,099
你们有没有经常去实体店买衣服

392
00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:29,766
反正我去实体店买衣服

393
00:16:29,766 --> 00:16:32,599
有的时候感觉人家就爱搭不理的

394
00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:35,766
可能以后十年二十年之后

395
00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:39,866
实体的服装店也会变得像现在的那种

396
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:41,099
什么呃

397
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,466
烟酒行啊

398
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:46,533
或者说是一些嗯

399
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,300
修自行车啊这种建议啊

400
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:50,600
他虽然开在那边

401
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,200
但你不知道他靠什么盈利

402
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:54,366
也不知道他靠什么活下去

403
00:16:54,366 --> 00:16:55,866
就这种感觉吧

404
00:16:56,066 --> 00:16:58,066
我阿宅你问我

405
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:01,933
怎么还有体制内的宅宅啊

406
00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:04,066
体制内不是推杯换盏

407
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,900
精通饭桌后黑学啊

408
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:07,766
进去之后

409
00:17:08,366 --> 00:17:11,099
激光眼一扫射这个这个饭桌

410
00:17:11,466 --> 00:17:12,399
然后一看哇

411
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:13,133
12个座位

412
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:15,333
我一定要坐在这个主位的右手边

413
00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:16,499
第三个呃

414
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:17,533
坐左边也不合适

415
00:17:17,533 --> 00:17:18,499
坐右边也不合适

416
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:19,333
也不能站菜

417
00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:20,366
道不能坐主位

418
00:17:20,366 --> 00:17:21,466
不能坐对面

419
00:17:21,766 --> 00:17:23,566
不能做这个斜方啊这个

420
00:17:23,566 --> 00:17:25,299
否则会引火上升

421
00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:26,666
没错就是这个位置啊

422
00:17:26,666 --> 00:17:27,466
都说点菜

423
00:17:27,466 --> 00:17:29,766
什么呃这个呃

424
00:17:29,766 --> 00:17:31,899
热菜数量大于冷菜

425
00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:33,866
然后约为冷菜的1.5倍

426
00:17:34,066 --> 00:17:36,566
然后什么肉的数量要大于素的

427
00:17:36,566 --> 00:17:38,366
天呐都给我看傻了

428
00:17:38,366 --> 00:17:40,799
就是什么呃这个这个

429
00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:43,266
当你跟领导出去应酬

430
00:17:43,266 --> 00:17:44,199
出去吃饭的时候

431
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,066
怎么点菜

432
00:17:45,066 --> 00:17:45,866
怎么做哪

433
00:17:45,866 --> 00:17:46,699
怎么醒酒

434
00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:49,200
领导哪个小动作什么意思啊

435
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,400
我的评价是真真

436
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:51,300
不会吧

437
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,300
你严肃考过我

438
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:55,366
没有吧你活在出国前吧

439
00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:56,599
现在都限制酒局了

440
00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:57,866
我不知道呀

441
00:17:57,866 --> 00:17:58,299
这不得

442
00:17:58,300 --> 00:18:00,800
大家来给我带来一些新的知识吗

443
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:03,133
绵绵啊就像被困在互联网

444
00:18:03,133 --> 00:18:04,933
电子高塔上的公主一样

445
00:18:04,933 --> 00:18:06,966
每天把自己大尾巴放下去

446
00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:10,299
随机在这个塔底下的耶耶人

447
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:11,766
给我整两封信

448
00:18:11,766 --> 00:18:13,566
我把它卷上来看一看

449
00:18:13,566 --> 00:18:15,766
哦今天发生了这样的事情

450
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,100
以前的我不屑一顾

451
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:20,700
现在的我逐帧学习

452
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,466
哪里来的解谜游戏

453
00:18:22,566 --> 00:18:24,166
对啊有没有解谜游戏

454
00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:26,966
就是专门专门啊

455
00:18:26,966 --> 00:18:28,333
我的我的

456
00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:29,899
我的歌呢

457
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:33,200
我说半天我才发现我笨人院哪去了

458
00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:35,300
我歌不见了

459
00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:39,466
ETSC是你的ETSC呢

460
00:18:40,366 --> 00:18:42,866
你的红IC去了哪里呢

461
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,299
啊

462
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:48,200
正好适合讨论这个

463
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:51,800
饭桌后跟学可以用一个这个快乐小孩

464
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:52,866
哈哈哈

465
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:56,166
为什么只觉得两封信

466
00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:58,133
因为余额两位数吗

467
00:18:58,666 --> 00:18:59,933
一封1,000的话

468
00:18:59,933 --> 00:19:01,799
每天每天2,000块

469
00:19:02,066 --> 00:19:04,566
然后到手的话有个45%

470
00:19:04,566 --> 00:19:05,766
到手900 那

471
00:19:05,766 --> 00:19:06,999
那很高兴了

472
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,366
那已经很多了

473
00:19:08,666 --> 00:19:10,299
这不是可爱的猫猫咪呀

474
00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:12,466
这不是可爱的干皮扣猫猫吗

475
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:13,800
哦

476
00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:16,600
你不尽兴

477
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:18,000
你还有100尾巴毛

478
00:19:18,266 --> 00:19:19,533
滚蛋吧你

479
00:19:23,166 --> 00:19:26,899
兔兔这世界有如花落

480
00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:29,300
少不了兔兔

481
00:19:29,566 --> 00:19:30,699
啊呜

482
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,533
为什么不是大的画家

483
00:19:35,566 --> 00:19:37,766
嗯这是另外的价值

484
00:19:39,566 --> 00:19:40,933
这是另外的价值

485
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:43,500
主播你的头最高能抬多高

486
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:44,733
你说的好啊

487
00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:53,566
不是有费尽心力的抖m要来要来

488
00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:55,700
要来寻找快乐的

489
00:19:57,966 --> 00:19:59,999
哎呀脖子疼

490
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,800
你拍我高点

491
00:20:08,566 --> 00:20:10,333
最高就这么高啊

492
00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:16,266
主播如果钟志仁的男朋友

493
00:20:16,266 --> 00:20:18,566
喜欢的其实是他的皮套

494
00:20:18,566 --> 00:20:20,399
这是否是一种牛头人

495
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,333
这不是一种cosplay吗

496
00:20:23,966 --> 00:20:26,666
难道说这不是一种cosplay吗

497
00:20:29,733 --> 00:20:31,266
你这个问题很好

498
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:34,533
你应该怎么说呢

499
00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:36,733
你想知道这个女生怎么看待

500
00:20:36,733 --> 00:20:37,766
这个问题的话

501
00:20:37,866 --> 00:20:39,866
你可以去小红书发帖

502
00:20:39,966 --> 00:20:41,533
先注册一个账号啊

503
00:20:41,733 --> 00:20:43,066
各位姐妹们

504
00:20:43,133 --> 00:20:45,266
这个我最近在玩什么

505
00:20:45,266 --> 00:20:46,466
我最近在玩这个

506
00:20:47,533 --> 00:20:49,899
呃女性向游戏啊

507
00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:51,333
就不说是不是英语游戏

508
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,500
呃这位姐妹

509
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:54,300
我最近在玩女性向游戏

510
00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:57,166
然后本来我这个有一个梦诀

511
00:20:57,900 --> 00:20:59,333
就我是他的梦女

512
00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:01,866
结果梦着梦着我发现不对

513
00:21:01,866 --> 00:21:03,899
我梦的不是这个形象

514
00:21:03,966 --> 00:21:05,799
我梦的是中间的声优

515
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:06,566
老师

516
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:09,133
请问一下姐妹们这种情况该怎么处理

517
00:21:09,133 --> 00:21:10,566
我该如何调理

518
00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:11,933
这是正常的吗

519
00:21:11,933 --> 00:21:13,533
这是正当的吗

520
00:21:13,566 --> 00:21:14,399
你去问一下

521
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,100
然后你就能得到答案

522
00:21:19,066 --> 00:21:20,299
桃花期盼

523
00:21:20,300 --> 00:21:23,733
随清风飘摇心飘摇

524
00:21:24,900 --> 00:21:26,100
我的嗓子

525
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,866
肥猫今天是白色情人节啊

526
00:21:33,866 --> 00:21:35,066
白情快乐

527
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:36,200
子偕老

528
00:21:38,333 --> 00:21:39,599
江山如画

529
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:40,966
如此多娇

530
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:45,066
怎可以任负天

531
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,200
哔哩哔哩没出活动啊

532
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,133
主播真的

533
00:21:50,133 --> 00:21:53,399
主播现在过节过年过各种各样的节

534
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:54,966
全看直播间

535
00:21:54,966 --> 00:21:58,399
活动全看有没有活动啊

536
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:02,100
有活动的话主播就会知道啊

537
00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:04,933
有活动好过节了

538
00:22:05,333 --> 00:22:07,766
如果哔哩哔哩不出台这个主题活动

539
00:22:07,766 --> 00:22:09,299
我就不知道呀

540
00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:11,933
该给观众送礼物了

541
00:22:11,933 --> 00:22:14,099
有VIP出一人送的情书啊

542
00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:15,600
那你们想听什么呀

543
00:22:17,166 --> 00:22:19,099
算了我不问这个问题了

544
00:22:19,366 --> 00:22:21,866
有的人说主播是假民主啊

545
00:22:21,866 --> 00:22:23,466
为什么主播每次都问大家

546
00:22:23,466 --> 00:22:24,399
大家想要什么

547
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:25,200
然后大家说

548
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:27,866
一堆主播根本就做不到的事情啊

549
00:22:27,866 --> 00:22:30,933
比如说主播我想要你翻唱什么

550
00:22:30,933 --> 00:22:33,799
我想让你弹弹弹出十面埋伏

551
00:22:34,066 --> 00:22:36,399
我想让你这个变成赛马娘

552
00:22:36,766 --> 00:22:41,299
我想要你唱歌这个搏杀什么什么呃呃

553
00:22:41,300 --> 00:22:42,966
华晨宇什么的

554
00:22:44,300 --> 00:22:45,200
主播做不到

555
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:46,666
大家就因爱生恨

556
00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:48,266
跟主播反目成仇

557
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000
想听主播当小绿茶

558
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:53,000
嗯

559
00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:59,066
给我给我给我个给我个

560
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:00,400
给我个

561
00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:01,266
那个什么

562
00:23:01,266 --> 00:23:02,933
给我点酝酿的时间啊

563
00:23:05,333 --> 00:23:07,966
哦昨天还看到一个绿茶教学

564
00:23:08,133 --> 00:23:11,099
就拿那个经典电视剧呃

565
00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:15,700
还珠格格和依萍如萍的那个电视剧

566
00:23:16,900 --> 00:23:18,700
还珠格格里面有个女角色

567
00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:20,100
喜欢一个阿哥

568
00:23:20,133 --> 00:23:21,999
之后他说啊

569
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,100
如果紫薇厌倦你了

570
00:23:24,100 --> 00:23:26,366
你随时都可以来找我啊

571
00:23:26,366 --> 00:23:28,499
这个到时候咱俩在一起

572
00:23:28,933 --> 00:23:30,499
这个这个女生是这么说的

573
00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:33,000
然后依萍和如萍那个里面吧

574
00:23:33,133 --> 00:23:38,499
如萍说如果你何时觉得依萍不好啊

575
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:41,133
你们之间心有间隙

576
00:23:41,300 --> 00:23:43,300
那么你便来找我吧

577
00:23:43,466 --> 00:23:44,866
我不在乎你

578
00:23:45,666 --> 00:23:47,966
对你来说我是我不在乎

579
00:23:47,966 --> 00:23:50,899
对你来说我是退而求其次的选项

580
00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:55,899
拉黑了个傻逼

581
00:23:55,900 --> 00:23:57,500
天天来天天来

582
00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,100
天天他妈过生日

583
00:23:59,100 --> 00:24:00,733
你真是个畜生啊

584
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:04,800
我真服了

585
00:24:07,700 --> 00:24:08,400
主播上次

586
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:09,400
给他骂一顿

587
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:10,300
自己自己

588
00:24:10,333 --> 00:24:11,733
自己不知道咋回事

589
00:24:11,733 --> 00:24:12,799
这次还来

590
00:24:13,100 --> 00:24:14,566
连名字都不改一个

591
00:24:14,733 --> 00:24:16,666
欺负我是老年痴呆是吧

592
00:24:16,700 --> 00:24:17,600
记都记不住

593
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,800
什么你录下来给女朋友看

594
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:25,466
那我不能

595
00:24:25,466 --> 00:24:28,499
我不能破坏你们的家庭关系啊

596
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:31,800
什么白色情人节别人送花送什么

597
00:24:32,133 --> 00:24:33,299
送巧克力的

598
00:24:33,300 --> 00:24:34,533
准备礼物的

599
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:38,500
你倒好你准备段寡人绿茶医生啊

600
00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:40,200
录下来给你女朋友听

601
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:43,933
你是嫌你们的这个情感关系太稳定了

602
00:24:43,933 --> 00:24:47,999
是吧我可不干这种这种这种坏人

603
00:24:50,166 --> 00:24:52,099
我可不当坏人

604
00:24:54,333 --> 00:24:55,999
主播今天是你生日

605
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,366
真的吗祝你出生快乐

606
00:24:58,366 --> 00:24:59,066
好吧没事

607
00:24:59,066 --> 00:25:00,466
今天你晚上不回家

608
00:25:00,466 --> 00:25:01,566
你可真哎呀

609
00:25:02,533 --> 00:25:03,399
一般来说

610
00:25:03,466 --> 00:25:04,766
这样这样过的人

611
00:25:04,766 --> 00:25:08,933
都是家庭非常和谐友爱的人啊

612
00:25:09,166 --> 00:25:11,533
呃男方和女方之间

613
00:25:11,533 --> 00:25:13,699
有着超乎寻常的信任感

614
00:25:14,266 --> 00:25:16,933
他们不会因为一次节日不过

615
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:20,966
就唧唧歪歪把对方挂在NJ跟小红书上

616
00:25:21,366 --> 00:25:24,366
也不会因为某一天晚上失联

617
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,300
而丧失对对方的信任

618
00:25:26,300 --> 00:25:27,766
大吵大闹啊

619
00:25:27,766 --> 00:25:30,866
这是一种这个情侣关系中

620
00:25:30,866 --> 00:25:32,733
比较稳定的状态啊

621
00:25:32,766 --> 00:25:33,566
啊

622
00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:35,300
假的

623
00:25:36,466 --> 00:25:37,266
好吧

624
00:25:40,266 --> 00:25:43,133
只要别别拿那么多黄豆贴我脸就行

625
00:25:43,133 --> 00:25:44,133
我受不了

626
00:25:44,700 --> 00:25:45,500
所以说你们看

627
00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:47,800
主播这个写作业的后遗症

628
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:49,566
还是稍微有一点的吗

629
00:25:49,766 --> 00:25:51,666
以前放到以前就

630
00:25:51,666 --> 00:25:53,733
主播不会直接就拉黑人

631
00:25:53,733 --> 00:25:56,966
但是主播你看刚刚写完作业

632
00:25:56,966 --> 00:25:58,099
刚考完试回来

633
00:25:58,100 --> 00:26:01,400
还是有一种火气的余韵在身上的

634
00:26:01,933 --> 00:26:03,899
直接上来就开始骂人啊

635
00:26:03,900 --> 00:26:05,066
然后拉黑啊

636
00:26:05,166 --> 00:26:08,599
所以我不知道这个没有念出ID的骂人

637
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,000
最后会不会被谁偷偷的切下来

638
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,066
在被窝里面偷偷的听啊

639
00:26:13,466 --> 00:26:15,399
甚至刚才好像还没有BGM

640
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,333
那真是太方便切了

641
00:26:17,733 --> 00:26:20,066
有点有点那什么了大

642
00:26:20,066 --> 00:26:21,266
家自己动手一下吧

643
00:26:21,266 --> 00:26:24,499
想听音声的可以把这段切下来多听听

644
00:26:24,966 --> 00:26:26,299
什么作业能写这么久

645
00:26:26,300 --> 00:26:28,000
当然是很多作业啦

646
00:26:29,533 --> 00:26:32,066
当然是很多的作业啦亲

647
00:26:34,066 --> 00:26:34,799
对不起

648
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:35,600
对不起

649
00:26:36,866 --> 00:26:38,466
不要刺激主播

650
00:26:38,466 --> 00:26:39,333
还好吧啊

651
00:26:39,333 --> 00:26:40,866
你回自己家哦

652
00:26:42,366 --> 00:26:43,299
是这样

653
00:26:47,700 --> 00:26:49,200
好多作业的

654
00:26:52,300 --> 00:26:53,566
具体的就不说了

655
00:26:53,566 --> 00:26:55,666
把主播这个作业连起来的话

656
00:26:55,666 --> 00:26:57,333
肯定能绕地球一圈

657
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:01,366
主要还是学艺不精啊

658
00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:03,166
众所周知

659
00:27:03,166 --> 00:27:04,066
作业跟考试

660
00:27:04,066 --> 00:27:06,299
都是检测一个人学习水平的东西

661
00:27:06,300 --> 00:27:07,866
假如你平时学的好的话

662
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,466
写这个东西就是轻而易举啊

663
00:27:10,466 --> 00:27:11,733
是吧易如反掌

664
00:27:11,733 --> 00:27:12,766
像主播这样哎

665
00:27:12,766 --> 00:27:14,133
我平时学的不好的

666
00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:16,466
女娲补天式的

667
00:27:17,300 --> 00:27:21,166
写作业的人早晚会遭到自己的报应

668
00:27:21,266 --> 00:27:22,766
哈哈哈

669
00:27:23,533 --> 00:27:24,366
哎

670
00:27:28,500 --> 00:27:29,500
说起来呢

671
00:27:31,666 --> 00:27:33,999
我还有件事想问问大家

672
00:27:34,733 --> 00:27:36,166
就是哎

673
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:37,600
对不起

674
00:27:38,133 --> 00:27:41,699
大家都知道主播主播的这个呃

675
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,300
跟现实接口的这个IP地址对吧

676
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:47,500
大家知道

677
00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:50,466
主播是孩子的面孔的狂热粉丝

678
00:27:51,900 --> 00:27:54,066
那么已知面孔

679
00:27:54,066 --> 00:27:59,366
在郭德华和多伦多的演唱会的原价

680
00:27:59,366 --> 00:28:01,666
票是呃

681
00:28:01,666 --> 00:28:06,999
站票80 内场票200多啊

682
00:28:07,466 --> 00:28:11,966
标价是这个以刀为单位的价格

683
00:28:11,966 --> 00:28:13,599
是这样的情况下

684
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:15,600
主播呃

685
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:18,866
从来都没有在现场看过Miko的演唱会

686
00:28:18,866 --> 00:28:22,766
主播在大概六七年前

687
00:28:22,766 --> 00:28:26,366
就想在现场看一下Miko的演唱会了

688
00:28:26,533 --> 00:28:27,599
这可能是什么

689
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:29,666
我人生中唯一的一次机会啊

690
00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:30,766
当我看到这个

691
00:28:30,766 --> 00:28:32,999
当年美国演唱会

692
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,966
因为疫情取消的时候

693
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:38,100
我手里拿着那张被取消的票

694
00:28:38,166 --> 00:28:39,166
泣不成声

695
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:39,933
哎我知道

696
00:28:39,933 --> 00:28:41,099
假如我有下一次机会

697
00:28:41,100 --> 00:28:42,400
我一定要夺回全部

698
00:28:42,533 --> 00:28:44,799
那我终于有下一次机会的情况下

699
00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:48,400
现在的黄牛票已经变成了那场

700
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,966
接近 700刀一张

701
00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:53,700
那么我要不要去买这个

702
00:28:53,700 --> 00:28:55,133
票去看呢

703
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,166
你买那场吧

704
00:28:58,166 --> 00:28:59,066
1,000也不是太贵

705
00:28:59,066 --> 00:29:00,166
那是原价

706
00:29:00,166 --> 00:29:02,399
这个票主播没注意

707
00:29:03,333 --> 00:29:04,999
他居然是今年

708
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,866
今年开的这个演唱会

709
00:29:06,866 --> 00:29:09,266
居然是去年9月份就抢票了

710
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:13,000
多少现在是700700刀左右

711
00:29:13,566 --> 00:29:14,366
嗯

712
00:29:21,666 --> 00:29:22,866
都几年了

713
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,366
你最开始看燕子

714
00:29:24,366 --> 00:29:26,599
从燕子和别燕子高中毕业了吧

715
00:29:27,166 --> 00:29:28,966
什么如何评价你的朋友

716
00:29:28,966 --> 00:29:30,199
深陷动态挂人

717
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:31,766
你朋友干了些什么啊

718
00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:37,533
没抢到票

719
00:29:37,533 --> 00:29:39,466
这波是不是你打的有问题

720
00:29:39,466 --> 00:29:41,999
700刀你不如挂场外买站票

721
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,366
然后黄牛钱买高跷望远镜

722
00:29:44,666 --> 00:29:45,699
但是但是

723
00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:46,200
主要是

724
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,400
大家也知道孩子的面孔的演唱会

725
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,800
他是那种呃

726
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:52,466
投影膜的形式吗

727
00:29:52,466 --> 00:29:54,766
他不像一般的演唱会那样

728
00:29:54,933 --> 00:29:56,366
就是你靠近

729
00:29:56,466 --> 00:30:00,533
最靠近舞台的侧边的那一圈

730
00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:03,000
他的视野挺好的

731
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,700
也能看到歌手

732
00:30:04,933 --> 00:30:06,366
而且体验也不错

733
00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:08,933
我就比较担心假设说

734
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:13,900
不买这个舞台正对着的内场的部分

735
00:30:13,966 --> 00:30:17,499
而去买了侧边最靠近舞台的那个地方

736
00:30:17,666 --> 00:30:18,566
他跟舞台

737
00:30:18,566 --> 00:30:21,499
实际上就是一个90度夹角的一个关系

738
00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:24,166
那我会不会压根就看不到屏幕啊

739
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,133
我就挺担心这个的

740
00:30:26,133 --> 00:30:28,699
虚拟歌界的演唱会有什么看头吗

741
00:30:29,266 --> 00:30:31,266
那当然是因为喜欢啊

742
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:34,133
这对吧你可能说不明白原因

743
00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:36,399
那可能你的现充朋友还问你

744
00:30:36,466 --> 00:30:38,299
那是冷略股的贝拉

745
00:30:38,300 --> 00:30:40,566
而虚拟主播有什么看头啊

746
00:30:41,333 --> 00:30:43,799
因为喜欢所以有看头嘛

747
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,966
因为因为你喜欢绵绵啊

748
00:30:45,966 --> 00:30:48,166
连绵绵唱歌你都会听

749
00:30:48,166 --> 00:30:51,866
是吧这我觉得这就是很大的包容啊

750
00:30:51,866 --> 00:30:53,499
绵绵打游戏你都会看

751
00:30:53,500 --> 00:30:55,100
绵绵唱歌你都会听

752
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,466
这不就是因为喜欢吗

753
00:30:57,466 --> 00:30:58,266
嗯

754
00:30:59,133 --> 00:31:00,799
我们二次还是这样的

755
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:02,900
别别别那什么了

756
00:31:02,900 --> 00:31:03,300
主播

757
00:31:03,300 --> 00:31:06,266
现在每个月都在从银行卡里面挪钱

758
00:31:06,266 --> 00:31:07,999
来填补自己的生活

759
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,200
哈哈

760
00:31:11,333 --> 00:31:12,799
不过看看了一下

761
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:15,200
我其实之前一直都不敢看

762
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,866
我一直都不敢看我的那个流水

763
00:31:17,866 --> 00:31:18,899
都不敢看

764
00:31:18,900 --> 00:31:21,666
我一直都不敢看我的那个流水

765
00:31:21,666 --> 00:31:25,133
情况我后面发现我没有那个什么

766
00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:26,299
我没有那个

767
00:31:26,300 --> 00:31:27,100
呃

768
00:31:28,166 --> 00:31:30,499
呃VIP相关的支出的时候

769
00:31:30,500 --> 00:31:34,066
每个月大概能花个5,000左右的人民币

770
00:31:35,700 --> 00:31:37,366
除了房租吧啊

771
00:31:37,366 --> 00:31:38,333
除了房租

772
00:31:38,366 --> 00:31:39,166
哎

773
00:31:40,866 --> 00:31:41,666
嗨

774
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:44,566
怎么又卡呀

775
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:50,600
是

776
00:31:55,166 --> 00:31:56,666
我卡了

777
00:32:16,066 --> 00:32:20,666
咯咯咯咯咯咯咯咯咯咯咯咯咯咯咯咯

778
00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:35,100
哦

779
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:41,966
好了好好

780
00:32:41,966 --> 00:32:44,399
太好了都该好好了

781
00:32:56,066 --> 00:32:58,333
啥时候原地转送的

782
00:32:59,266 --> 00:33:00,066
什么

783
00:33:00,100 --> 00:33:02,200
以前好多视频都没了

784
00:33:03,566 --> 00:33:05,099
我没删过视频啊

785
00:33:07,266 --> 00:33:08,566
你记错了吧

786
00:33:11,333 --> 00:33:13,133
主播要是有那么多视频发

787
00:33:13,133 --> 00:33:16,699
还至于天天天天天天猫在前面跑耶

788
00:33:16,700 --> 00:33:17,866
人在后面追主播

789
00:33:17,866 --> 00:33:19,399
主播发切片了

790
00:33:19,700 --> 00:33:21,766
然后等下就薅一把主播尾巴主播

791
00:33:21,766 --> 00:33:23,499
啊呀不要

792
00:33:23,533 --> 00:33:25,999
哈哈哈哎

793
00:33:26,866 --> 00:33:28,199
没有吧没有吧

794
00:33:29,100 --> 00:33:32,866
还是原型的时候的那些视频没有啊

795
00:33:34,966 --> 00:33:36,099
这就是原型

796
00:33:38,966 --> 00:33:41,566
主播玩原型的时候从来都没发过视频

797
00:33:44,566 --> 00:33:46,599
所以说这个不爱做切片

798
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:47,800
不爱做视频

799
00:33:48,066 --> 00:33:50,999
这个性格已经从上古就有之了

800
00:33:53,300 --> 00:33:55,766
好了好好主播

801
00:33:55,766 --> 00:33:57,699
你的网还是一如既往的烂

802
00:33:57,700 --> 00:33:58,566
我不知道啊

803
00:33:58,566 --> 00:34:00,466
是不是我们我们欠网费了

804
00:34:00,466 --> 00:34:00,766
我感觉

805
00:34:00,766 --> 00:34:03,299
我又两个月没有给有一路交网费了

806
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:07,466
你看虚拟主播

807
00:34:07,466 --> 00:34:09,199
家人不会认为你在看直播

808
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:11,333
会认为你在看动漫啊

809
00:34:11,333 --> 00:34:12,333
说实话吧

810
00:34:12,333 --> 00:34:13,399
就我们虚拟主播

811
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,466
要是有动画的那个水平啊

812
00:34:15,466 --> 00:34:16,966
有动画的那个风景

813
00:34:16,966 --> 00:34:18,333
那他肯定能火

814
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,866
我们现在这个皮套的情况

815
00:34:21,866 --> 00:34:24,666
感觉是做个嘎的电摩都费劲啊

816
00:34:27,900 --> 00:34:28,866
动物的

817
00:34:31,266 --> 00:34:31,999
我没有过

818
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:32,933
动物的神探你

819
00:34:32,933 --> 00:34:34,399
你记错了吧

820
00:34:35,466 --> 00:34:37,866
还有7个切片去哪里了

821
00:34:38,100 --> 00:34:39,500
被我吃掉了

822
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:41,966
被我吃掉

823
00:34:41,966 --> 00:34:42,766
了

824
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:47,533
看这周能不能发一个白

825
00:34:47,533 --> 00:34:49,999
我们争取这周发一个白好吧

826
00:34:54,933 --> 00:34:55,899
主要这周

827
00:34:55,900 --> 00:34:59,133
这周这个事情还蛮多的

828
00:34:59,166 --> 00:35:01,366
对了虽然大家可能都已经知道了

829
00:35:01,366 --> 00:35:04,166
但是我还是要宣传一下

830
00:35:04,466 --> 00:35:06,733
就是在清明节

831
00:35:06,766 --> 00:35:09,133
在去年广州啊

832
00:35:09,133 --> 00:35:10,133
正式广州

833
00:35:10,133 --> 00:35:15,666
现实广州举办的今年的CPSP同人展会

834
00:35:15,666 --> 00:35:20,599
有我和其他几位VIP的联合小摊

835
00:35:20,900 --> 00:35:21,800
然后我呢

836
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:24,933
也是准备了5.2公斤的周边

837
00:35:24,933 --> 00:35:28,066
为什么这种东西会用公斤来算数啊

838
00:35:29,466 --> 00:35:33,899
啊我也是准备了5.2公斤的周边啊

839
00:35:33,900 --> 00:35:34,733
这个

840
00:35:37,566 --> 00:35:38,199
等待着

841
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:41,966
如果有可以去到线下玩的一年人

842
00:35:42,900 --> 00:35:46,166
可以顺便去我们的联合小摊看一看去

843
00:35:46,700 --> 00:35:49,700
虽然我知道你我们几个的人气

844
00:35:49,700 --> 00:35:54,066
可能并不会有很多人来买我们的东西

845
00:35:54,766 --> 00:35:56,299
但是毕竟也是主播

846
00:35:56,300 --> 00:35:59,333
第一次参加这个线下的展会活动嘛

847
00:35:59,333 --> 00:36:00,399
还是蛮激动的

848
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:02,566
也是有好好的去准备啊

849
00:36:02,866 --> 00:36:05,266
包括到场的各位

850
00:36:07,266 --> 00:36:10,933
到场的各位也给关注了

851
00:36:10,933 --> 00:36:15,499
绵绵的各位应该也准备了很多的物料

852
00:36:15,500 --> 00:36:16,866
其实也不是很多吧

853
00:36:16,866 --> 00:36:20,066
准备了一些物料可以领取捏

854
00:36:20,966 --> 00:36:23,933
来点有农业人现场直播一下啊

855
00:36:24,066 --> 00:36:26,733
如果清明的那两天

856
00:36:26,866 --> 00:36:29,333
我不知道他们升了几天的摊子

857
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:31,566
如果是两天以上的话

858
00:36:31,966 --> 00:36:34,566
可能呃有一定的可能性

859
00:36:34,566 --> 00:36:37,099
主播在时间允许的情况下

860
00:36:37,100 --> 00:36:41,133
会以电子屏幕的形式呃

861
00:36:41,133 --> 00:36:43,533
作为虚拟主播沿街叫卖

862
00:36:44,966 --> 00:36:47,499
就是他们会带大屏幕过去

863
00:36:47,500 --> 00:36:51,300
如果场馆允许的话可能也会带大屏幕

864
00:36:51,300 --> 00:36:53,566
如果场馆不允许可能带笔记本

865
00:36:53,566 --> 00:36:55,733
如果场馆的网络实在太烂了

866
00:36:55,733 --> 00:36:57,533
那就当当我没说

867
00:36:59,566 --> 00:37:02,399
因为这个目前来说我们不太确定啊

868
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:05,800
大家都是第一次去布展啊

869
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:07,400
参展啊之类的

870
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,400
然后只有主播一

871
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:13,400
个人是由于在境外的原因啊

872
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:16,066
全程没有怎么参与过这个事情啊

873
00:37:16,766 --> 00:37:18,766
把你夫妇的裙子展示出来

874
00:37:18,766 --> 00:37:20,966
边上放个二维码之类的

875
00:37:21,533 --> 00:37:22,333
嗯

876
00:37:23,666 --> 00:37:25,966
虽然也不是不行吧

877
00:37:28,300 --> 00:37:30,900
但是当场买不走的话

878
00:37:30,966 --> 00:37:33,399
会不会有一种遗憾感呢

879
00:37:34,533 --> 00:37:36,866
就你把这个商品在这边展出了

880
00:37:36,866 --> 00:37:39,333
你本人又不是什么知名的大IP

881
00:37:39,333 --> 00:37:42,133
结果人家好不容易看你长得漂亮

882
00:37:42,266 --> 00:37:43,566
反过来问一下

883
00:37:43,933 --> 00:37:44,866
问一下之后

884
00:37:44,866 --> 00:37:47,766
结果问来问去你说不行

885
00:37:47,766 --> 00:37:49,299
我们这个没有现货

886
00:37:49,300 --> 00:37:51,900
你不能把这个小夫宝宝抱走

887
00:37:51,900 --> 00:37:53,100
这是我唯一一个了

888
00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:56,466
抱走了之后就不会变出更多的夫了

889
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:58,966
然后你说那怎么预约呢

890
00:37:58,966 --> 00:38:00,499
请看二维码

891
00:38:00,666 --> 00:38:02,766
请把这个二维码打开

892
00:38:02,766 --> 00:38:03,666
打开哔哩哔哩

893
00:38:03,666 --> 00:38:05,933
打开绵绵亚的魔法工坊

894
00:38:06,266 --> 00:38:07,599
打开预定链接

895
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:09,300
下一个预定定金

896
00:38:09,366 --> 00:38:10,799
这太抽象了吧

897
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:12,366
推广一下

898
00:38:12,366 --> 00:38:15,399
夫妇预定多点能便宜点吗

899
00:38:17,533 --> 00:38:19,766
已经说实话已经便宜不了了

900
00:38:19,766 --> 00:38:20,799
主播护肤

901
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:21,133
这个

902
00:38:21,133 --> 00:38:25,066
确实没有指望着能赚什么钱啊之类的

903
00:38:29,766 --> 00:38:31,933
所以确实利润率

904
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:35,866
能有个0%到10%吧

905
00:38:35,866 --> 00:38:39,066
哈哈哈那没办法再便宜了

906
00:38:39,166 --> 00:38:40,266
我估计啊

907
00:38:42,966 --> 00:38:44,499
是就不算

908
00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:45,933
那什么不算

909
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,366
不算设计不算打样

910
00:38:48,366 --> 00:38:50,533
不算服装打版费不算

911
00:38:50,533 --> 00:38:52,366
护肤打单样

912
00:38:52,366 --> 00:38:54,533
打一样的那个成本价

913
00:38:54,866 --> 00:38:57,333
这几样加起来就几千块吧

914
00:38:57,466 --> 00:39:01,699
然后单只单独算单只量产的成本的话

915
00:39:01,700 --> 00:39:03,500
单只也是200多了

916
00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:04,966
然后我们也卖200多

917
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:09,000
就差不多差不多这样吧

918
00:39:09,166 --> 00:39:11,366
嗯那就多慢点

919
00:39:11,366 --> 00:39:13,999
以后去漫展被好被认出来

920
00:39:16,933 --> 00:39:19,733
主要是现在我在想

921
00:39:21,166 --> 00:39:23,333
它的出货的话

922
00:39:23,466 --> 00:39:27,999
如果我现在就把它寄回到厂家去

923
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,533
改二样再改大货的话

924
00:39:31,066 --> 00:39:34,266
应该二样会在4月初左右出来

925
00:39:34,266 --> 00:39:36,899
然后直接量产的话我不知道要多久

926
00:39:36,900 --> 00:39:37,700
呢

927
00:39:39,566 --> 00:39:41,733
亏钱猫猫没亏没亏啊

928
00:39:41,733 --> 00:39:43,933
这个我答应大家不做亏本的

929
00:39:43,933 --> 00:39:44,566
所以怎么样

930
00:39:44,566 --> 00:39:46,699
我们一直会挣点钱的

931
00:39:47,566 --> 00:39:49,266
以后以后赚点钱的

932
00:39:49,266 --> 00:39:51,666
毕竟绵绵啊现在跟以前不一样了

933
00:39:51,666 --> 00:39:52,999
节衣缩食嘛

934
00:39:53,100 --> 00:39:54,366
节衣缩食啊

935
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,100
不能走这个以前的

936
00:39:57,100 --> 00:40:00,900
这个这个疯狂做周边的路线了

937
00:40:00,900 --> 00:40:01,533
虽然如此

938
00:40:01,533 --> 00:40:03,499
我们其实也没少做东西

939
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,766
到时候上工坊通贩一部分啊

940
00:40:09,933 --> 00:40:10,733
嗯

941
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:16,300
总之就是

942
00:40:16,300 --> 00:40:19,400
如果有在清明假期去漫展

943
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:21,166
计划着各位一年人

944
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:25,300
可以到时候找我们的小摊去领物料捏

945
00:40:30,300 --> 00:40:34,400
就目前正在打算有要做的周边

946
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:36,666
里面不太确定的

947
00:40:36,666 --> 00:40:41,499
有便利贴或者便签本这种东西

948
00:40:41,533 --> 00:40:42,599
小小的一张

949
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:44,800
然后也是带单独设计的

950
00:40:45,066 --> 00:40:49,699
还有面面肥猫包装的这个糖果

951
00:40:51,466 --> 00:40:52,399
之类的

952
00:40:54,566 --> 00:40:57,899
你们觉得这种就是会有人喜欢吗

953
00:40:58,200 --> 00:40:59,600
大家会喜欢吗

954
00:41:01,100 --> 00:41:02,200
脱发什么价

955
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:03,733
脱发价格

956
00:41:03,733 --> 00:41:04,766
定价的话

957
00:41:05,566 --> 00:41:08,066
需要参考一下我们工坊里面

958
00:41:08,066 --> 00:41:08,866
现在的定价

959
00:41:08,866 --> 00:41:11,499
就是他可能都都不会特别便宜

960
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:15,333
但他不会特别便宜哦

961
00:41:18,933 --> 00:41:20,533
有创可贴吗

962
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:22,133
要这个做什么

963
00:41:23,733 --> 00:41:27,399
虽然也能定口罩啊创可贴之类的东西

964
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:28,466
但是这个年头

965
00:41:28,466 --> 00:41:31,166
感觉大家也不太需要口罩了吧

966
00:41:33,733 --> 00:41:36,799
这要是去年或者是前年的话

967
00:41:36,933 --> 00:41:39,766
发物料可能会考虑定一下棉面

968
00:41:39,766 --> 00:41:41,699
logo的口罩之类的

969
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:47,000
不过白绵绵的这个图片直接贴在脸上

970
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,666
感觉还需要一定的

971
00:41:49,900 --> 00:41:51,600
需要一定的勇气的

972
00:41:52,166 --> 00:41:53,066
毕竟主播

973
00:41:53,066 --> 00:41:56,699
在购买二次元同人周边的时候的倾向

974
00:41:56,700 --> 00:41:58,666
就是希望这个东西

975
00:41:58,666 --> 00:42:00,966
可以被同号一眼就看出来哎

976
00:42:00,966 --> 00:42:02,766
这个上面有我推的元素哎

977
00:42:02,766 --> 00:42:05,066
他是喜欢那个谁谁谁角色的

978
00:42:05,500 --> 00:42:06,100
就是我

979
00:42:06,100 --> 00:42:09,966
希望同好能一眼认出来我是个二次元

980
00:42:09,966 --> 00:42:10,699
并且我喜

981
00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:12,300
欢的角色是谁谁谁

982
00:42:12,666 --> 00:42:14,266
但是我希望就是

983
00:42:14,266 --> 00:42:16,466
不要直接把这个角色的名字啊

984
00:42:16,466 --> 00:42:18,399
或者是他的这个图样啊

985
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:20,700
大头啊之类的印在上面

986
00:42:20,700 --> 00:42:22,700
我想要那种印象风的

987
00:42:23,566 --> 00:42:25,466
最好不要太设死吧

988
00:42:25,966 --> 00:42:29,566
呃三次元人地球人看着有美感啊

989
00:42:29,566 --> 00:42:30,466
二次元呢

990
00:42:30,466 --> 00:42:31,899
又能有辨识度

991
00:42:31,900 --> 00:42:35,200
但是感觉对设计师要求实在太高了

992
00:42:35,933 --> 00:42:36,733
哎

993
00:42:37,966 --> 00:42:40,566
难得下血本做了护肤品的展会

994
00:42:40,566 --> 00:42:41,699
让大家都看一看

995
00:42:41,700 --> 00:42:43,266
我觉得就很好

996
00:42:43,466 --> 00:42:45,566
虽然虽然是这么说吧

997
00:42:45,933 --> 00:42:49,799
但是但是但是就是会有一个问题哈

998
00:42:51,366 --> 00:42:53,399
我那个护肤只是一样

999
00:42:54,766 --> 00:42:59,166
一样的话有好多那个脑袋脑袋大呀

1000
00:42:59,166 --> 00:43:03,899
耳朵造型啊之类的东西都没有改完呢

1001
00:43:04,466 --> 00:43:07,099
那大家要是觉得这个东西就

1002
00:43:07,866 --> 00:43:09,266
就是这么不好看的

1003
00:43:09,266 --> 00:43:11,466
以后不改了该怎么办呀

1004
00:43:12,966 --> 00:43:16,699
他现在就还是呆呆的傻傻的

1005
00:43:16,766 --> 00:43:20,266
就没有那么完全好看的感觉呀

1006
00:43:22,533 --> 00:43:23,666
有点可怕

1007
00:43:23,666 --> 00:43:25,999
留在家里戴戴就得了

1008
00:43:27,133 --> 00:43:28,366
我一定要想办法

1009
00:43:28,366 --> 00:43:31,099
让大家把米颜米亚的周边带出去

1010
00:43:31,100 --> 00:43:33,000
你等着哈哈

1011
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,300
你等着我

1012
00:43:34,933 --> 00:43:36,933
挺好的符合人设

1013
00:43:36,933 --> 00:43:39,533
结果你们反而更喜欢这一版啊

1014
00:43:39,533 --> 00:43:40,866
呆呆傻傻的

1015
00:43:40,866 --> 00:43:41,966
脑袋大大的

1016
00:43:41,966 --> 00:43:43,366
脸圆圆的

1017
00:43:44,266 --> 00:43:45,066
哎

1018
00:43:46,133 --> 00:43:47,599
上面面吃饱了

1019
00:43:47,966 --> 00:43:51,533
吃太饱了又没人认识你

1020
00:43:51,533 --> 00:43:54,133
脑袋让你把裙子摆摊位上

1021
00:43:54,166 --> 00:43:55,999
你是不是笨蛋呀

1022
00:43:56,100 --> 00:43:58,366
那那那没人

1023
00:43:59,466 --> 00:44:00,933
他不穿在我的

1024
00:44:00,933 --> 00:44:03,999
什么呀他不穿在我夫夫身上的话

1025
00:44:05,066 --> 00:44:06,266
那怎么摆嘛

1026
00:44:06,866 --> 00:44:07,966
闪闪发光

1027
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:14,866
七彩缤纷海洋的那美丽故事

1028
00:44:14,866 --> 00:44:16,899
就从这里慢慢开始

1029
00:44:17,466 --> 00:44:20,599
你看奇迹一直不断在

1030
00:44:20,966 --> 00:44:25,699
不过倒也可以单独把裙子摆在摊位上

1031
00:44:26,366 --> 00:44:28,766
完成那遥远的旅途

1032
00:44:28,766 --> 00:44:30,199
让我思考思考

1033
00:44:32,566 --> 00:44:33,533
你

1034
00:44:39,866 --> 00:44:43,199
可以学天天天给脑袋套个纸袋

1035
00:44:44,133 --> 00:44:46,533
天天天是达人

1036
00:44:47,366 --> 00:44:48,133
达人

1037
00:44:48,133 --> 00:44:49,266
广的海边

1038
00:44:49,266 --> 00:44:52,333
我听见美丽珍珠旋律

1039
00:44:52,933 --> 00:44:53,999
怎么说呢

1040
00:44:54,066 --> 00:44:56,699
主播感觉就是这个服装设计

1041
00:44:56,700 --> 00:44:59,966
可能还是比较比较粉丝像的

1042
00:44:59,966 --> 00:45:04,333
因为我尝试着发了一下某社交平台啊

1043
00:45:04,333 --> 00:45:06,866
把这套裙子发到了某社交平台

1044
00:45:07,166 --> 00:45:10,266
大概也有个几千人看过

1045
00:45:10,266 --> 00:45:13,299
但是没什么人问我怎么才能买到呢

1046
00:45:13,300 --> 00:45:14,900
那么怎么才能买到

1047
00:45:16,666 --> 00:45:17,066
感觉

1048
00:45:17,066 --> 00:45:20,399
他们都不是很想去购入这个东西啊

1049
00:45:20,666 --> 00:45:21,733
为什么呢

1050
00:45:22,166 --> 00:45:24,399
就算光芒将要慢慢消失

1051
00:45:25,166 --> 00:45:28,366
一定有一道曙光在那前方

1052
00:45:30,266 --> 00:45:33,199
七彩绚烂不再悲伤

1053
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:34,866
悲伤的星星

1054
00:45:34,866 --> 00:45:37,733
就让妈妈的一首歌

1055
00:45:39,933 --> 00:45:42,933
白夫妇脑子太残忍了不要

1056
00:45:45,266 --> 00:45:47,866
你知不知道之前有一个瓦场

1057
00:45:48,266 --> 00:45:49,566
本来做的挺好的

1058
00:45:49,566 --> 00:45:50,566
后面出关

1059
00:45:50,566 --> 00:45:52,733
然后被挂的直接倒闭了

1060
00:45:52,733 --> 00:45:53,199
你知不知道

1061
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:54,333
为什么呀

1062
00:45:54,933 --> 00:45:57,499
就是因为他销毁样品的时候

1063
00:45:57,733 --> 00:46:01,199
直接往那个娃娃的脸上面画字

1064
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:06,500
拿剪刀把那个娃娃的面皮说是面皮啊

1065
00:46:06,500 --> 00:46:08,900
面皮这个是缝纫里面那个术语

1066
00:46:08,900 --> 00:46:11,600
其实就是脸脸的那块布料

1067
00:46:11,733 --> 00:46:13,299
绣的五官的那块布料

1068
00:46:13,300 --> 00:46:15,500
直接把面皮剪掉了

1069
00:46:16,066 --> 00:46:18,466
大家就说不尊重角色啊

1070
00:46:18,466 --> 00:46:19,566
什么什么之类的

1071
00:46:19,566 --> 00:46:21,666
后面这个厂子就倒闭了

1072
00:46:21,933 --> 00:46:23,499
这是很严重的

1073
00:46:23,666 --> 00:46:25,766
怎么能把脑袋剪掉呢

1074
00:46:26,466 --> 00:46:28,466
脑袋一直都是美颜美艳

1075
00:46:28,466 --> 00:46:30,499
不可或缺的一部分啊

1076
00:46:30,500 --> 00:46:32,366
想想有脑袋的生活

1077
00:46:33,733 --> 00:46:36,766
那该是多么的索然无味啊

1078
00:46:36,866 --> 00:46:39,766
是吧看不到绵绵灵动的表情

1079
00:46:39,766 --> 00:46:42,899
可爱的小猫虎牙什么都没有了

1080
00:46:42,900 --> 00:46:44,533
有了脑袋有一切

1081
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:46,733
没有脑袋就没有幸福了

1082
00:46:47,366 --> 00:46:48,166
哎

1083
00:46:55,766 --> 00:46:56,566
看看

1084
00:46:56,566 --> 00:46:57,933
看看看

1085
00:46:59,466 --> 00:47:02,199
哎我还觉得我的虎牙太可爱了

1086
00:47:04,666 --> 00:47:07,699
啊说到虎牙绵绵

1087
00:47:08,933 --> 00:47:10,366
就算是魔法猫咪

1088
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:13,333
也没有办法避免长智齿的情况

1089
00:47:14,933 --> 00:47:18,533
忽然有一天晚上就没直播的

1090
00:47:18,533 --> 00:47:22,733
这几天有一天晚上睡了午觉醒过来

1091
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:26,500
惊讶的发现自己的腮帮子破了一块

1092
00:47:26,500 --> 00:47:27,733
百思不得其解

1093
00:47:27,733 --> 00:47:29,799
后面发现自己的牙咬的

1094
00:47:30,366 --> 00:47:32,366
原来我的某一边的智齿

1095
00:47:32,366 --> 00:47:34,733
已经在不知不觉间长了那么长

1096
00:47:34,733 --> 00:47:36,766
把我的腮帮子顶破了一块

1097
00:47:36,766 --> 00:47:38,799
天呐好可怕

1098
00:47:39,266 --> 00:47:41,966
为什么主播的夫妇脑袋不是笑脸

1099
00:47:41,966 --> 00:47:43,899
这么多人跟主播说主播主播啊

1100
00:47:43,900 --> 00:47:46,666
到时候能不能那个哎呦呃

1101
00:47:46,666 --> 00:47:48,999
这个买你的夫妇回家能不能看看

1102
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,266
看看你这胖子啊啊

1103
00:47:52,533 --> 00:47:55,999
果然真的是下头啊

1104
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:01,933
这面对着这样的这个想法

1105
00:48:02,300 --> 00:48:05,533
怎么可能还要微笑应对呢

1106
00:48:05,533 --> 00:48:06,333
肯定是

1107
00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:09,066
你不能欺负他

1108
00:48:09,500 --> 00:48:11,066
服服买回去就是这个表

1109
00:48:13,866 --> 00:48:14,666
情

1110
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:23,133
哈哈哈

1111
00:48:23,133 --> 00:48:24,499
还真挺像的

1112
00:48:26,966 --> 00:48:28,299
谢谢好的滚

1113
00:48:29,100 --> 00:48:29,900
哎

1114
00:48:30,733 --> 00:48:32,566
你不要过来啊

1115
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:36,400
是吧我偏不我偏不我偏不

1116
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:37,266
我偏不

1117
00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:41,733
不能看买了干嘛哟

1118
00:48:41,733 --> 00:48:43,799
没有胖子没有胖子

1119
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:45,500
坐胖子要加钱的

1120
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:48,900
要加钱的

1121
00:48:48,900 --> 00:48:50,800
我们已经加不起这个钱了

1122
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:51,400
所以说吧

1123
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:54,100
没有况且也也没什么所谓吧

1124
00:48:54,100 --> 00:48:54,900
是吧

1125
00:48:54,900 --> 00:48:58,800
你们要是想给主播穿胖子的话

1126
00:48:58,800 --> 00:48:59,566
我跟你们说

1127
00:48:59,566 --> 00:49:00,999
40厘米的护肤

1128
00:49:01,300 --> 00:49:04,100
到时候买胖子的话就应该去买什么

1129
00:49:04,100 --> 00:49:10,766
买那个56还是60头围的婴儿的纸尿裤

1130
00:49:10,766 --> 00:49:11,733
就可以了

1131
00:49:13,133 --> 00:49:15,399
又便宜又大碗又好用

1132
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:18,133
到时候你想在这个胖子上面写什么

1133
00:49:18,133 --> 00:49:23,366
GNK48呀什么咩咩啊医生推啊之类的

1134
00:49:23,366 --> 00:49:25,733
就拿记号笔什么的往上写

1135
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,133
洗完了之后把它晾干

1136
00:49:28,300 --> 00:49:30,266
直接穿到护肤身上

1137
00:49:30,266 --> 00:49:33,566
你不喜欢了你就把它脱下来扔掉

1138
00:49:33,700 --> 00:49:36,200
再换一个就可以啦是吧

1139
00:49:37,866 --> 00:49:39,199
就很简单嘛

1140
00:49:41,933 --> 00:49:43,866
什么鬼什么动静

1141
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:48,066
他来了他来了

1142
00:49:48,066 --> 00:49:48,999
他带着礼物

1143
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:50,066
哪来的是

1144
00:49:53,066 --> 00:49:53,899
好可怕

1145
00:49:56,333 --> 00:49:57,333
你能画这么慢

1146
00:49:57,333 --> 00:49:58,599
你别恶心我啊

1147
00:49:58,766 --> 00:49:59,699
你自己自己

1148
00:49:59,700 --> 00:50:02,600
自己预定完了之后查询一下你的订单

1149
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:03,700
你下单了吗

1150
00:50:03,700 --> 00:50:04,600
什么动静

1151
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:05,733
这什么动静

1152
00:50:07,733 --> 00:50:07,766
这

1153
00:50:07,766 --> 00:50:09,333
这不得昨天放

1154
00:50:09,566 --> 00:50:10,566
昨天昨天

1155
00:50:10,566 --> 00:50:11,366
哎呦

1156
00:50:11,866 --> 00:50:12,999
昨天要不是主播

1157
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,933
那什么主播忙着写作业

1158
00:50:15,933 --> 00:50:16,933
忙着考试

1159
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:21,200
主播就多去直播区看看了

1160
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:21,466
哎呦

1161
00:50:21,466 --> 00:50:23,966
听说昨天直播区的标题大家都一样

1162
00:50:23,966 --> 00:50:26,966
哎有有统治了b站直播区的人

1163
00:50:26,966 --> 00:50:29,399
有一统b站直播区的大佬

1164
00:50:32,866 --> 00:50:34,499
今天放有点晚了

1165
00:50:34,500 --> 00:50:37,366
应该昨天放比较应景一点是吧

1166
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:45,000
我想起来

1167
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,866
这首歌也是在你们未必利物之下

1168
00:50:46,866 --> 00:50:48,199
拿c点出来的

1169
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:50,100
这是烟人的品味吧

1170
00:50:50,133 --> 00:50:51,066
烟人的品味

1171
00:50:51,066 --> 00:50:51,866
哎

1172
00:50:51,966 --> 00:50:53,066
就卡在这

1173
00:50:56,333 --> 00:51:05,099
sorry i'm only the same again

1174
00:51:06,700 --> 00:51:08,466
我下播了多久啊

1175
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:10,400
问

1176
00:51:13,500 --> 00:51:14,733
个问题啊大家

1177
00:51:14,733 --> 00:51:16,299
我现在播了多久啊

1178
00:51:19,133 --> 00:51:21,333
在直播时长的这个地方

1179
00:51:22,266 --> 00:51:26,899
变成了零零小时-8分钟-38秒

1180
00:51:26,900 --> 00:51:31,166
并且现在还在继续减少啊

1181
00:51:31,166 --> 00:51:33,533
我现在变成32秒了

1182
00:51:35,466 --> 00:51:36,266
啊

1183
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:38,166
51分钟好

1184
00:51:38,166 --> 00:51:38,933
我知道了

1185
00:51:38,933 --> 00:51:39,733
为什么

1186
00:51:40,366 --> 00:51:41,166
为什么

1187
00:51:42,500 --> 00:51:45,200
难道在我断网的时候穿越到了异次元

1188
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:47,366
异时空跟某个不知名的存在

1189
00:51:47,366 --> 00:51:48,999
签订了不平等契约

1190
00:51:49,300 --> 00:51:51,400
把我今天的直播时长都偷走了

1191
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:52,366
同时还道歉

1192
00:51:52,366 --> 00:51:53,899
哔哩哔哩8分钟啊

1193
00:51:53,900 --> 00:51:55,000
什么意思啊

1194
00:51:56,666 --> 00:51:57,899
才播这么会就想跑

1195
00:51:57,900 --> 00:51:58,800
不是呀

1196
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:01,333
是我注意到这个东西在倒走哎

1197
00:52:01,333 --> 00:52:02,733
但是但是

1198
00:52:02,733 --> 00:52:05,566
当你看到一个计时时间在倒走的时候

1199
00:52:05,566 --> 00:52:07,366
你不会觉得很好奇吗

1200
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:08,966
当你发现一个微波炉

1201
00:52:08,966 --> 00:52:11,866
设定的时间可以是2分钟零80秒的时候

1202
00:52:11,866 --> 00:52:13,966
你不会觉得很纳闷吗

1203
00:52:13,966 --> 00:52:15,666
你不会盯着他看吗

1204
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:18,133
右边是啥

1205
00:52:18,133 --> 00:52:22,499
右边是我们这个月的见长礼物的设置

1206
00:52:22,900 --> 00:52:25,666
啊盗走不就是没播

1207
00:52:26,866 --> 00:52:29,733
那我现在下播就不欠人了呀

1208
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:30,600
这么一小会

1209
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:33,666
我现在下播不就不欠不欠人了吗

1210
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,600
啊嘞直播间的怀表又停了

1211
00:52:37,766 --> 00:52:38,733
应该现在拿

1212
00:52:38,733 --> 00:52:40,999
掏出一把枪对着自己脑袋开一枪

1213
00:52:41,300 --> 00:52:42,133
然后露出

1214
00:52:43,866 --> 00:52:45,566
这样呃不行

1215
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:49,200
做不到做不到做不到

1216
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,566
露出那种病娇的笑容

1217
00:52:53,566 --> 00:52:54,866
没错我就是

1218
00:52:54,866 --> 00:52:58,666
哇塞奇拉拾起狂烟this

1219
00:53:02,466 --> 00:53:04,199
换成换成双马尾吧

1220
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:06,100
这样感觉更有说服力一点

1221
00:53:06,733 --> 00:53:08,399
两个反方向的周

1222
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:10,500
你不是说现在确实适合放这个

1223
00:53:17,133 --> 00:53:19,166
本猫是不是没看过石头门

1224
00:53:19,166 --> 00:53:20,499
你说的对啊

1225
00:53:20,666 --> 00:53:22,966
一直有很多人叫我去看石头门

1226
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:26,100
请问你是我最喜欢的方舟主播吗

1227
00:53:26,100 --> 00:53:27,333
你说的是哪个方舟啊

1228
00:53:27,333 --> 00:53:29,999
方舟生存进化还是方舟

1229
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:31,566
还是明日方舟啊

1230
00:53:32,266 --> 00:53:34,299
你说的是哪个方舟日啊

1231
00:53:38,900 --> 00:53:39,533
放完之后

1232
00:53:39,533 --> 00:53:42,966
希望我们的这个欠债可以还完哈哈

1233
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:44,566
啊

1234
00:53:48,766 --> 00:53:50,666
p的那个方舟啊

1235
00:53:50,666 --> 00:53:54,333
主播不就是播了两两场明日方舟

1236
00:53:54,366 --> 00:53:56,366
被大家念叨到现在

1237
00:53:57,733 --> 00:54:01,133
弹幕说怀表竟然想到的是约战

1238
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:02,200
哦

1239
00:54:03,466 --> 00:54:04,166
哦

1240
00:54:04,166 --> 00:54:06,766
其实我之前想到的不是约战啦

1241
00:54:06,766 --> 00:54:10,066
你一说表一说时间一说我

1242
00:54:10,166 --> 00:54:14,966
迷迷蒙蒙你给的梦出现裂缝隐隐作痛

1243
00:54:14,966 --> 00:54:17,566
怎么沟通你都没空

1244
00:54:17,566 --> 00:54:19,299
说我不懂说

1245
00:54:19,966 --> 00:54:21,199
嗯嗯

1246
00:54:21,266 --> 00:54:23,899
有些已经过时了

1247
00:54:24,733 --> 00:54:25,533
嗯

1248
00:54:32,466 --> 00:54:34,099
干嘛干嘛干嘛干嘛干嘛

1249
00:54:34,266 --> 00:54:36,566
可能气氛流向一下转变了

1250
00:54:38,366 --> 00:54:39,799
主播这个烂梗

1251
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:42,533
小将第一时间想肯定不是约战了

1252
00:54:42,566 --> 00:54:44,799
但是思来想去就是挑挑了

1253
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:45,666
约战说嘛

1254
00:54:45,666 --> 00:54:46,566
没办法嘛

1255
00:54:47,533 --> 00:54:49,099
有有一些陷阱在身上啊

1256
00:54:49,100 --> 00:54:50,100
我不好说

1257
00:54:50,100 --> 00:54:50,900
呃

1258
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:59,900
的画面的钟从反方向开始移动

1259
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:01,500
回

1260
00:55:01,500 --> 00:55:08,766
到当初爱你的时空停格内容不忠

1261
00:55:11,166 --> 00:55:15,966
所有回忆对着我进攻

1262
00:55:16,133 --> 00:55:20,499
我的伤口被你拆封

1263
00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:29,466
誓言太沉重泪被纵容脸上汹涌失控

1264
00:55:29,566 --> 00:55:30,366
没有热

1265
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:38,966
主播已经受不了这样的日子

1266
00:55:39,066 --> 00:55:40,066
以后再说吧

1267
00:55:41,300 --> 00:55:44,566
主播的精神状态已经不太好了感觉

1268
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:45,600
哎

1269
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:47,666
是否已经中了青春内的每一秒钟

1270
00:55:47,666 --> 00:55:48,333
都有不同

1271
00:55:48,333 --> 00:55:51,366
你不懂连一句珍重你的故事也不相送

1272
00:55:51,366 --> 00:55:53,866
还不如你的眼中你的转动一切如风

1273
00:55:53,866 --> 00:55:56,566
在人海中盲目跟着别人的梦全部放纵

1274
00:55:56,566 --> 00:55:58,799
还没有疗伤之中不再感动没有

1275
00:56:08,666 --> 00:56:10,066
我能同意吗

1276
00:56:10,533 --> 00:56:11,866
我能同意吗

1277
00:56:12,733 --> 00:56:14,499
我能说同意吗

1278
00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:17,066
算了

1279
00:56:17,066 --> 00:56:20,599
其实其实怎么感觉是主播自己的问题

1280
00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:23,700
主播花了非常多的精力

1281
00:56:23,700 --> 00:56:27,066
沉浸在这个自己喜欢的世界跟事物上

1282
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:30,600
可是对于自己不太喜欢的东西

1283
00:56:31,266 --> 00:56:33,066
可能很多时候做的不够好

1284
00:56:33,066 --> 00:56:34,666
然后慢慢的

1285
00:56:34,666 --> 00:56:37,499
他就会侵蚀到自己的日常生活之中啊

1286
00:56:37,666 --> 00:56:38,966
影响自己的心态

1287
00:56:38,966 --> 00:56:41,366
甚至影响自己本来就拥有的能力

1288
00:56:46,500 --> 00:56:49,733
主办随便说一个县城能吃到的东西

1289
00:56:49,733 --> 00:56:51,499
那么县城能吃到的东西的话

1290
00:56:51,500 --> 00:56:53,100
肯定是沙县小吃吧

1291
00:56:54,700 --> 00:56:56,566
肯定是沙县小吃吧

1292
00:56:56,933 --> 00:56:58,399
他都叫沙县小吃了

1293
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:00,800
难道不是每一个县都会有的东西吗

1294
00:57:08,566 --> 00:57:10,933
汹涌升空

1295
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:17,733
穿梭时间的画面的钟

1296
00:57:17,933 --> 00:57:22,266
从反方向开始是移动

1297
00:57:22,900 --> 00:57:27,900
回到当初爱你的时空

1298
00:57:28,166 --> 00:57:30,599
停格内容不忠

1299
00:57:33,533 --> 00:57:34,333
虽然我

1300
00:57:34,366 --> 00:57:35,799
你想到的也是这个

1301
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:37,600
这种文字暗示

1302
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:42,466
我觉得可能还是蛮明显的吧

1303
00:57:42,933 --> 00:57:45,199
比如说吃的跟线联系在一起

1304
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:47,533
大家就都会想到沙县小吃

1305
00:57:47,966 --> 00:57:49,699
但其实说说实话

1306
00:57:49,700 --> 00:57:52,166
我没有怎么吃过沙县小吃

1307
00:57:52,466 --> 00:57:55,166
我对沙县小吃唯一的印象就是

1308
00:57:55,700 --> 00:57:57,300
那年杏花微雨

1309
00:57:57,300 --> 00:57:59,600
呸那年疾风骤雨

1310
00:58:00,133 --> 00:58:03,666
还是小豆丁的我背着很大的包

1311
00:58:04,300 --> 00:58:07,200
跟家里人一起去某大城市旅游

1312
00:58:08,066 --> 00:58:09,199
坐着客车

1313
00:58:10,100 --> 00:58:12,800
客车是是什么就是

1314
00:58:15,500 --> 00:58:16,700
客车这个东西

1315
00:58:17,700 --> 00:58:19,766
这个词它是方言

1316
00:58:19,766 --> 00:58:22,666
还是说是全国通用的一个称呼啊

1317
00:58:24,733 --> 00:58:26,066
长途公交

1318
00:58:26,133 --> 00:58:28,099
对就是长途公交

1319
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:30,100
有的时候

1320
00:58:30,100 --> 00:58:33,400
我不知道这些词是不是全国通用的

1321
00:58:34,066 --> 00:58:36,333
总之就是坐着长途公交

1322
00:58:36,533 --> 00:58:38,699
终于到达了市里的时候

1323
00:58:38,700 --> 00:58:39,933
因为雨太大了

1324
00:58:39,933 --> 00:58:40,899
没有办法

1325
00:58:40,900 --> 00:58:44,133
就我们去的第一站就是沙县小吃

1326
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:50,200
但由于主播一如既往的晕车严重啊

1327
00:58:50,333 --> 00:58:51,899
所以什么都没有吃

1328
00:58:52,100 --> 00:58:55,466
只盯着桌子上面的那个塑料桌布

1329
00:58:55,766 --> 00:58:59,066
还有那个花生酱拌面这些东西发呆

1330
00:59:01,466 --> 00:59:02,533
就是客车

1331
00:59:04,666 --> 00:59:06,733
最近人家13.9公里

1332
00:59:06,733 --> 00:59:08,299
能报销路费吗

1333
00:59:08,366 --> 00:59:09,566
蹬鼻子上脸

1334
00:59:10,133 --> 00:59:14,699
长途客车或者长途汽车或者城际客车

1335
00:59:15,066 --> 00:59:17,799
叫城际的东西听起来就比较高级

1336
00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:20,066
让我想起来一些城轨之类的

1337
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:21,566
但客车就感觉

1338
00:59:21,566 --> 00:59:25,166
总跟那种通风不佳

1339
00:59:25,166 --> 00:59:28,999
导致的劣质烟草加皮革加上

1340
00:59:30,366 --> 00:59:33,466
工业化的柠檬香精这种

1341
00:59:34,166 --> 00:59:36,999
甚至有一点点污浊的空气啊

1342
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:40,200
总跟这种味道联合在一起

1343
00:59:40,866 --> 00:59:42,966
我真的很讨厌这种感觉

1344
00:59:42,966 --> 00:59:44,199
再加上一些

1345
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:47,133
晃动的画面

1346
00:59:47,166 --> 00:59:49,199
晃动的镜头啊

1347
00:59:49,966 --> 00:59:50,766
受不了

1348
00:59:51,133 --> 00:59:53,733
谢谢唐天宇的这个行业和牛蛙

1349
00:59:53,733 --> 00:59:54,666
感谢支持

1350
00:59:54,666 --> 00:59:56,066
现在主办成绩很差吗

1351
00:59:56,066 --> 00:59:57,166
你说的对啊

1352
00:59:57,800 --> 00:59:58,600
没错

1353
01:00:00,533 --> 01:00:02,899
你在12306上买票

1354
01:00:02,900 --> 01:00:04,133
这叫客车

1355
01:00:04,933 --> 01:00:06,533
花生酱担担面吗

1356
01:00:06,533 --> 01:00:07,599
我记得有吧

1357
01:00:10,166 --> 01:00:12,399
我记得是有的

1358
01:00:14,566 --> 01:00:16,199
花生酱拌面

1359
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:19,733
还有那个什么蒸饺还有鸡腿

1360
01:00:19,966 --> 01:00:22,166
呃但是别的不记得了

1361
01:00:24,333 --> 01:00:26,499
这种东西只能说在这边

1362
01:00:28,900 --> 01:00:31,333
应该还是会有很多人吃的

1363
01:00:40,500 --> 01:00:41,300
这个东西

1364
01:00:41,300 --> 01:00:42,700
花生酱拌面啊

1365
01:00:42,700 --> 01:00:44,166
什么蒸饺啊之类的

1366
01:00:44,166 --> 01:00:48,933
对于沙县就像是百香双响炮对于扣扣

1367
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:53,300
呃那个摩天脆脆吧

1368
01:00:53,300 --> 01:00:55,066
甜筒是不是叫这个名字来着

1369
01:00:55,066 --> 01:00:57,166
摩天脆脆对于蜜雪一样

1370
01:00:57,866 --> 01:00:59,766
像多肉葡萄对于喜苔一样

1371
01:00:59,766 --> 01:01:01,733
它就是一个标志性的产品

1372
01:01:01,733 --> 01:01:03,999
就像大尾巴对于美颜面一样

1373
01:01:04,733 --> 01:01:05,733
主播主播

1374
01:01:06,133 --> 01:01:08,899
我中午应该吃什么

1375
01:01:09,700 --> 01:01:12,533
为了防止你也找主播要路费

1376
01:01:14,133 --> 01:01:16,866
看看给给主播一点那什么吧

1377
01:01:16,933 --> 01:01:21,499
给主播一点那个你的备选项吧

1378
01:01:21,566 --> 01:01:22,366
怎么样

1379
01:01:23,100 --> 01:01:24,900
然后让主播来向天

1380
01:01:28,300 --> 01:01:29,200
说主播等下

1381
01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:31,333
如果这场直播能收到1个剑甲

1382
01:01:31,333 --> 01:01:32,266
你就吃什么

1383
01:01:32,266 --> 01:01:34,333
这场直播能收到2个剑甲你就吃什么

1384
01:01:34,333 --> 01:01:36,766
这场直播能收到3个剑甲你就吃什么

1385
01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:39,800
这就是一种

1386
01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:44,100
这个原始时代的原始占卜方式啊

1387
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:46,266
所以我不知道直播能不能说这个

1388
01:01:46,466 --> 01:01:48,166
你们也会有这种情况吧

1389
01:01:48,166 --> 01:01:48,766
就比如说

1390
01:01:48,766 --> 01:01:51,699
下一辆公交车如果在5分钟之内到站

1391
01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:53,300
那么我就坐公交去

1392
01:01:53,300 --> 01:01:56,000
如果他不在5分钟内到站我就打车去

1393
01:01:56,333 --> 01:02:00,333
把这个命运交给未知的未知的未来吧

1394
01:02:04,533 --> 01:02:06,666
没人上剑他们就饿死了

1395
01:02:12,300 --> 01:02:13,800
啊你说的对啊

1396
01:02:16,700 --> 01:02:17,733
不不会吧

1397
01:02:17,733 --> 01:02:18,533
绵绵绵

1398
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,166
绵一场直播都没人上

1399
01:02:22,166 --> 01:02:23,466
一个店长吗

1400
01:02:23,466 --> 01:02:25,599
那明明不是也饿死了吗

1401
01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:26,533
算了虽然

1402
01:02:26,700 --> 01:02:27,900
虽然他也没吃饭

1403
01:02:27,900 --> 01:02:29,766
但主播也没吃上饭啊

1404
01:02:29,766 --> 01:02:30,766
这这这

1405
01:02:33,300 --> 01:02:34,966
这也没什么问题吧

1406
01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:38,533
他也没吃上但是我也没吃上对吧

1407
01:02:39,300 --> 01:02:41,266
谢谢人人自动续费的舰长

1408
01:02:41,266 --> 01:02:41,933
你也轰动

1409
01:02:41,933 --> 01:02:42,866
你啊你看懂我

1410
01:02:42,866 --> 01:02:43,866
看到了我

1411
01:02:43,866 --> 01:02:46,199
看到了我没直播的那天去的

1412
01:02:46,666 --> 01:02:47,499
中午好

1413
01:02:48,533 --> 01:02:49,366
米人米亚

1414
01:02:49,366 --> 01:02:52,166
杀人犯主播自己都瞎了

1415
01:02:52,166 --> 01:02:54,099
这不是纯纯的双杀吗

1416
01:02:55,566 --> 01:02:57,866
双杀别别别干嘿

1417
01:02:59,700 --> 01:03:01,733
没收到是不能吃吗

1418
01:03:01,733 --> 01:03:04,666
没收到就就看你心意吗

1419
01:03:04,866 --> 01:03:05,666
对

1420
01:03:06,266 --> 01:03:07,333
今天是星期四

1421
01:03:07,333 --> 01:03:10,066
可以为我50BTC请我吃饭吗

1422
01:03:10,133 --> 01:03:12,366
哎呦都3月14号了

1423
01:03:12,366 --> 01:03:14,166
还在虚拟主播的直播间

1424
01:03:14,166 --> 01:03:16,666
在这边为我50的大家

1425
01:03:16,733 --> 01:03:18,899
这个想必

1426
01:03:18,900 --> 01:03:20,466
这个这个哎

1427
01:03:20,466 --> 01:03:21,166
算了我我

1428
01:03:21,166 --> 01:03:23,266
我说话不能这么毒吧

1429
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:25,066
我说话不能这么毒吧

1430
01:03:25,900 --> 01:03:27,200
没有备选项

1431
01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:28,800
但是有排除项

1432
01:03:28,800 --> 01:03:31,366
不想吃麻辣拌猪脚饭

1433
01:03:31,366 --> 01:03:34,799
麻辣香锅黄焖鸡和羊快餐

1434
01:03:42,333 --> 01:03:46,466
雨轻轻啃湿便足以隔绝这一夜

1435
01:03:46,466 --> 01:03:52,066
透明晚霞般的红油在现字眼

1436
01:03:52,433 --> 01:03:56,166
主要是我们这两边的感觉

1437
01:03:56,433 --> 01:03:58,666
快餐种类可能不太一样

1438
01:03:58,666 --> 01:04:00,133
如果是我的话

1439
01:04:00,433 --> 01:04:04,599
我可能会选择吃石锅拌饭

1440
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:08,266
或者是越南粉之类的

1441
01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:12,000
这种东西味道不会特别特别难吃

1442
01:04:12,733 --> 01:04:14,399
量吧也挺大

1443
01:04:15,633 --> 01:04:18,633
价格呢也比较亲民的东西

1444
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:23,266
但好像在国内很少有卖越南粉的

1445
01:04:23,733 --> 01:04:25,833
有卖的地方也蛮贵的

1446
01:04:25,833 --> 01:04:27,599
但它真的很好吃啊

1447
01:04:28,566 --> 01:04:29,933
你懂了你不吃了

1448
01:04:29,933 --> 01:04:32,199
不对不对的不对

1449
01:04:32,666 --> 01:04:34,166
呃乌冬面

1450
01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:35,933
当我不知道吃什么的时候

1451
01:04:35,933 --> 01:04:37,999
就说明我不需要吃饭

1452
01:04:42,733 --> 01:04:46,266
可能只是因为你现在的心情有点低落

1453
01:04:46,766 --> 01:04:50,866
所以很多的时候就不知道该吃什么

1454
01:04:54,633 --> 01:04:56,966
或者是确实不太够饿吧

1455
01:04:59,366 --> 01:05:00,266
啊

1456
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:02,600
饿的时候

1457
01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:03,933
确实脑袋里很多时候

1458
01:05:03,933 --> 01:05:06,933
没有办法想到一个非常具体的印象

1459
01:05:06,933 --> 01:05:07,733
啊

1460
01:05:08,466 --> 01:05:09,666
就我一定要吃什么

1461
01:05:09,666 --> 01:05:10,266
那不是吧

1462
01:05:10,266 --> 01:05:12,366
那开一瓶代餐奶昔吧

1463
01:05:12,566 --> 01:05:14,799
为什么不叫他打点葡萄糖啊

1464
01:05:16,733 --> 01:05:18,333
没什么特殊需求的人

1465
01:05:18,333 --> 01:05:20,533
真别没事吃代餐吧

1466
01:05:21,333 --> 01:05:24,166
这玩意价格又贵

1467
01:05:26,066 --> 01:05:27,966
实际上又没有那么好

1468
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:29,633
虽然他能活下去吧

1469
01:05:29,633 --> 01:05:32,066
但你吃水果吃蔬菜补充维生素

1470
01:05:32,066 --> 01:05:34,133
跟吃维生素片补充维生素

1471
01:05:34,466 --> 01:05:37,733
在人的那个想法上总感觉不太对

1472
01:05:38,933 --> 01:05:41,533
葡萄糖营养不均衡好吧

1473
01:05:44,833 --> 01:05:45,633
什么

1474
01:05:45,666 --> 01:05:48,733
你之前会一直找东西吃到饿死的

1475
01:05:49,166 --> 01:05:51,066
最长走了一个半码的距离

1476
01:05:51,066 --> 01:05:53,366
一个半码是多多多远啊

1477
01:05:55,266 --> 01:05:58,466
哎米米呀从小就很想知道

1478
01:05:58,733 --> 01:05:59,999
哈哈哈

1479
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:02,966
米米呀从小就很想知道今天吃什么

1480
01:06:02,966 --> 01:06:04,133
米米奇呀

1481
01:06:04,433 --> 01:06:05,199
米米奇呀

1482
01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:06,800
这个听起来还挺可爱的

1483
01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:08,400
米米呀也挺萌的

1484
01:06:08,433 --> 01:06:09,333
那我决定了

1485
01:06:09,333 --> 01:06:11,466
我们下次转身叫米米呀吧

1486
01:06:13,633 --> 01:06:15,433
我们下次什么时候转生

1487
01:06:15,433 --> 01:06:18,399
等主播38岁带两个小猫的时候

1488
01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:21,266
在想打开这个熟悉的哔哩哔哩直播间

1489
01:06:21,266 --> 01:06:22,633
啊到时候再出

1490
01:06:22,633 --> 01:06:23,999
道叫咪咪鸭吧

1491
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:26,200
大家记得带着自己的全家

1492
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:27,366
带着自己的全家人

1493
01:06:27,366 --> 01:06:30,333
这个幸福和乐的观看我的频道

1494
01:06:32,766 --> 01:06:33,633
2号的米米呀

1495
01:06:33,633 --> 01:06:34,933
还挺可爱的

1496
01:06:35,333 --> 01:06:38,199
听起来像那个秘密

1497
01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:41,033
秘密什么呢

1498
01:06:41,466 --> 01:06:43,133
妹妹牙之类的

1499
01:06:43,733 --> 01:06:45,733
转身不能叫米玉

1500
01:06:46,833 --> 01:06:48,433
那肯定不是这个名字啊

1501
01:06:48,433 --> 01:06:49,533
肯定是米玉

1502
01:06:49,766 --> 01:06:51,866
说的道理的那个米玉啊

1503
01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:54,933
都有米诺了

1504
01:06:54,933 --> 01:06:56,466
还不让人有个芈月

1505
01:07:01,766 --> 01:07:04,133
等一下我要打开

1506
01:07:05,066 --> 01:07:06,599
下次叫咪咪丫丫呀

1507
01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:08,233
这不是很简单的事吗

1508
01:07:08,233 --> 01:07:11,166
我打开饿了么看一下等一下

1509
01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:14,666
让我来核打击一下

1510
01:07:14,766 --> 01:07:15,566
看看看看

1511
01:07:15,566 --> 01:07:16,399
那个什么啊

1512
01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:20,633
看看现在拿个放大镜看一下地图

1513
01:07:20,633 --> 01:07:22,399
大家都有什么吃的呢

1514
01:07:25,733 --> 01:07:26,633
不过说实话

1515
01:07:26,633 --> 01:07:29,399
现在能点的外卖确实也就那么几样

1516
01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:31,533
要么就是除了甜品啊

1517
01:07:31,533 --> 01:07:33,133
饮料啊这些东西的

1518
01:07:33,600 --> 01:07:35,033
要么就是烤肉拌饭

1519
01:07:35,033 --> 01:07:36,366
麻辣烫麻辣拌

1520
01:07:36,666 --> 01:07:38,433
酸菜鱼麻辣香锅

1521
01:07:38,933 --> 01:07:40,133
现炒小碗菜

1522
01:07:40,133 --> 01:07:41,933
大家都知道叫

1523
01:07:41,933 --> 01:07:44,599
八成叫小碗菜的东西都是什么

1524
01:07:44,933 --> 01:07:47,033
都是纯纯的预制菜啊

1525
01:07:47,033 --> 01:07:48,566
开袋即食的那种

1526
01:07:49,366 --> 01:07:50,599
要么就是生煎

1527
01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:52,400
饺子包子猪脚饭

1528
01:07:52,566 --> 01:07:55,066
各种粉米粉啊什么什么的

1529
01:07:55,066 --> 01:07:56,666
火锅杯呃

1530
01:07:56,666 --> 01:07:57,733
还有什么呢

1531
01:07:58,766 --> 01:07:59,566
盒饭

1532
01:08:00,833 --> 01:08:02,633
吃砂锅米线吧

1533
01:08:02,633 --> 01:08:04,833
怎么样吃过桥米线好不好

1534
01:08:07,366 --> 01:08:09,033
看过桥米线吧

1535
01:08:09,966 --> 01:08:10,799
咪咪咪呀

1536
01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:12,000
也挺萌吧

1537
01:08:12,333 --> 01:08:14,233
那就直接开一袋预制菜吧

1538
01:08:14,233 --> 01:08:17,633
我就觉得预制菜挺挺方便又挺健康的

1539
01:08:20,733 --> 01:08:22,466
当你没有什么选择

1540
01:08:22,466 --> 01:08:24,766
又确实不想自己做饭的时候

1541
01:08:26,066 --> 01:08:28,833
预支饭已经是很高质的食品了

1542
01:08:30,266 --> 01:08:31,633
吃过桥米线吧

1543
01:08:31,866 --> 01:08:32,666
怎么样

1544
01:08:33,733 --> 01:08:35,066
让我想到一句话

1545
01:08:35,066 --> 01:08:37,133
但是说出来可能有点伤人

1546
01:08:38,033 --> 01:08:40,266
每天在往教室门一坐

1547
01:08:40,266 --> 01:08:43,133
听点自己不感兴趣听不太懂的东西

1548
01:08:43,666 --> 01:08:46,166
中午喝点这个勾兑小饮料

1549
01:08:46,166 --> 01:08:49,399
吃点开袋即食的预制菜啊

1550
01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:50,400
往这个棺材板

1551
01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:52,066
上的小床上面一躺

1552
01:08:52,133 --> 01:08:53,733
这一天就过去了

1553
01:08:56,566 --> 01:08:59,566
这又何尝不是每个人的生活呢

1554
01:09:02,366 --> 01:09:04,433
你经常在家吃自热米饭

1555
01:09:04,433 --> 01:09:06,799
那自热米饭真不怎么好吃吧

1556
01:09:07,466 --> 01:09:11,833
主要这个东西他是把熟了的米打碎了

1557
01:09:11,966 --> 01:09:14,599
又捏成米粒的形状

1558
01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:16,400
所以他那个米的口感

1559
01:09:16,400 --> 01:09:18,433
感觉跟正常的米都不一样

1560
01:09:19,666 --> 01:09:21,466
除此之外倒还好

1561
01:09:22,433 --> 01:09:24,199
勾兑小饮料是不是

1562
01:09:25,066 --> 01:09:27,766
勾兑这个词我现在也不反对了

1563
01:09:30,633 --> 01:09:32,799
人越长大底线越低呀

1564
01:09:32,800 --> 01:09:35,166
主播的底线低主要体现在

1565
01:09:35,166 --> 01:09:37,033
以前不是现炒的菜啊

1566
01:09:37,033 --> 01:09:38,966
我不吃现在是什么

1567
01:09:39,466 --> 01:09:41,933
自己从冰箱里面拿出一袋预制菜

1568
01:09:41,933 --> 01:09:44,366
美滋滋的用热水解冻一下

1569
01:09:45,333 --> 01:09:47,399
配上自己亲手调制的

1570
01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:48,766
这勾兑小饮料啊

1571
01:09:48,766 --> 01:09:51,966
其实就是香精加上柠檬汁

1572
01:09:52,566 --> 01:09:55,066
加上带糖或者是冰糖之类的

1573
01:09:55,066 --> 01:09:56,966
呃喝的开开心心的

1574
01:09:56,966 --> 01:09:59,233
还没有外面卖的勾兑小饮料的

1575
01:09:59,233 --> 01:10:00,433
都是自己勾兑的

1576
01:10:00,433 --> 01:10:02,333
天呐亲手勾兑的

1577
01:10:03,166 --> 01:10:04,133
本人的生活

1578
01:10:04,133 --> 01:10:06,599
就是负责吃完饭之后刷锅洗碗

1579
01:10:06,600 --> 01:10:07,600
那挺好的

1580
01:10:09,333 --> 01:10:10,866
但我觉得在厨房做饭

1581
01:10:10,866 --> 01:10:12,533
是一种核心竞争力

1582
01:10:12,866 --> 01:10:15,333
刷锅洗碗的话就稍微次一点

1583
01:10:15,633 --> 01:10:16,566
因为刷锅洗碗

1584
01:10:16,566 --> 01:10:18,733
很多时候可以用机器来代替

1585
01:10:18,733 --> 01:10:20,466
但是炒菜用炒菜机的话

1586
01:10:20,466 --> 01:10:22,166
可能大家都会说哇

1587
01:10:22,166 --> 01:10:23,733
神经病才用这个东西

1588
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:27,166
我还真有朋友买过家用炒菜机啊

1589
01:10:27,166 --> 01:10:28,599
照着他那个步骤

1590
01:10:30,266 --> 01:10:31,433
把东西切好

1591
01:10:31,433 --> 01:10:32,733
然后丢进去

1592
01:10:32,933 --> 01:10:34,266
我说好用吗

1593
01:10:34,266 --> 01:10:36,233
他说有切的那个时间

1594
01:10:36,533 --> 01:10:37,866
有扔进去那个时间

1595
01:10:37,866 --> 01:10:39,466
有选模式那个时间

1596
01:10:39,466 --> 01:10:41,633
我自己开锅都炒完了

1597
01:10:42,133 --> 01:10:44,766
还用他炒菜这个过程

1598
01:10:44,766 --> 01:10:45,666
做饭这个过程

1599
01:10:45,666 --> 01:10:48,966
岂是只用一个炒菜就能概括的事吗

1600
01:10:49,466 --> 01:10:50,266
哎

1601
01:10:52,533 --> 01:10:55,266
你认真的考虑过自己买点珍珠来勾兑

1602
01:10:55,266 --> 01:10:56,199
珍珠奶茶

1603
01:10:56,200 --> 01:10:57,000
你别说啊

1604
01:10:57,266 --> 01:10:59,633
有人都经常在家里面坐着

1605
01:10:59,800 --> 01:11:00,966
勾兑小饮料啊

1606
01:11:00,966 --> 01:11:03,766
哈哈哈又不是勾兑小饮料吧

1607
01:11:03,766 --> 01:11:04,733
我要的我要的

1608
01:11:04,733 --> 01:11:05,333
棉花糖

1609
01:11:05,333 --> 01:11:09,033
我经常在家里面做的普通小饮料

1610
01:11:09,033 --> 01:11:11,166
就是奶茶

1611
01:11:11,433 --> 01:11:14,999
我在中超买了那个速食的

1612
01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:17,333
芋圆之类的东西

1613
01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:19,200
就那种速冻的一大包

1614
01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:21,600
用的时候拿热水煮一下就可以用的

1615
01:11:22,166 --> 01:11:24,333
他买了红茶和牛奶

1616
01:11:24,566 --> 01:11:27,333
没事的时候就会在家里面煮一锅

1617
01:11:27,333 --> 01:11:30,733
茶底之后直接倒牛奶

1618
01:11:30,800 --> 01:11:32,033
真挺好喝的

1619
01:11:33,033 --> 01:11:33,566
甚至

1620
01:11:33,566 --> 01:11:36,333
他跟这边店里面卖的奶茶差别也不大

1621
01:11:36,333 --> 01:11:39,033
因为这边是禁止使用植脂末的

1622
01:11:39,033 --> 01:11:40,399
有法律规定的

1623
01:11:40,933 --> 01:11:43,066
所以店里面的奶茶它就不香

1624
01:11:43,066 --> 01:11:44,999
没有那种科技的感觉

1625
01:11:45,233 --> 01:11:47,566
大家如果在家里面勾兑奶茶的话

1626
01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:49,266
我推荐喝都喝了

1627
01:11:49,266 --> 01:11:50,933
咖啡因摄入都摄入了

1628
01:11:50,933 --> 01:11:52,366
糖加都加了

1629
01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:54,933
也别差那两勺汁末了是吧

1630
01:11:55,200 --> 01:11:57,333
要不然你摄入了这么多能量

1631
01:11:57,333 --> 01:11:58,933
这么多咖啡因之后

1632
01:11:58,933 --> 01:12:01,399
你喝一个5成的口感还不太爽

1633
01:12:01,400 --> 01:12:04,200
最后想半天还得点外卖奶茶解馋

1634
01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:06,666
那太太不值了饿

1635
01:12:09,766 --> 01:12:11,366
厨房没有地方放洗碗机

1636
01:12:11,366 --> 01:12:12,999
被勒对象勒令理解

1637
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:14,966
洗碗机成为洗碗机

1638
01:12:15,133 --> 01:12:16,866
你在秀恩爱呢是吧

1639
01:12:16,866 --> 01:12:18,166
你给我等着啊

1640
01:12:18,233 --> 01:12:20,766
谢谢2008的盛典门票获得奖励

1641
01:12:20,766 --> 01:12:22,199
盖总感谢支持

1642
01:12:26,600 --> 01:12:29,166
结果发现一坐得坐一大锅

1643
01:12:31,800 --> 01:12:33,733
可以自己勾兑汽水的

1644
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:34,800
我不推荐

1645
01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:38,233
大家自己用什么瓶装的苏打水啊

1646
01:12:38,233 --> 01:12:40,199
之类的去兑汽水

1647
01:12:40,466 --> 01:12:42,166
为什么因为我干过

1648
01:12:42,966 --> 01:12:46,599
我以前买过一箱无糖气泡水

1649
01:12:46,600 --> 01:12:49,133
但是它是有香精味道的

1650
01:12:49,133 --> 01:12:51,066
就它会有什么青柠味啊

1651
01:12:51,400 --> 01:12:52,566
什么蓝莓味啊

1652
01:12:52,566 --> 01:12:54,033
然后又是无糖的

1653
01:12:54,266 --> 01:12:57,566
当时自我欺骗的绵绵

1654
01:12:57,633 --> 01:12:59,333
自欺欺人的绵绵

1655
01:12:59,766 --> 01:13:03,666
想着再也不要喝低脂有糖饮料了

1656
01:13:04,533 --> 01:13:09,366
应该拥抱这个新世纪青年女性啊

1657
01:13:09,366 --> 01:13:12,366
少年女性健康人

1658
01:13:12,366 --> 01:13:13,233
士的首选

1659
01:13:13,233 --> 01:13:17,766
应该吃点沙拉喝点苏打水过快乐人生

1660
01:13:18,066 --> 01:13:19,933
既然戒不断碳酸饮料

1661
01:13:20,033 --> 01:13:22,066
戒断不了这种嘴里面有气泡

1662
01:13:22,066 --> 01:13:23,233
爆开的感觉

1663
01:13:23,433 --> 01:13:25,033
那就喝点苏打水吧

1664
01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:27,866
是吧好歹没有糖也没有咖啡因的

1665
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:29,566
结果我发现我错了

1666
01:13:30,633 --> 01:13:31,333
怎么说呢

1667
01:13:31,333 --> 01:13:34,399
我在上一个住处的那个时候

1668
01:13:35,033 --> 01:13:36,766
大家买了饮料啊

1669
01:13:36,766 --> 01:13:39,666
水啊之类的都会一起放在壁炉边上

1670
01:13:41,566 --> 01:13:43,199
其他种类的饮料

1671
01:13:43,600 --> 01:13:47,000
我们一家人喝光了6箱

1672
01:13:47,866 --> 01:13:48,666
之后

1673
01:13:48,733 --> 01:13:52,666
那个气泡水就我买的那个无糖苏打水

1674
01:13:52,666 --> 01:13:55,533
它还剩大概8瓶

1675
01:13:56,266 --> 01:13:58,733
一箱12瓶他还剩8瓶

1676
01:13:59,066 --> 01:14:02,233
就大家宁愿什么都不喝也不要去喝他

1677
01:14:02,366 --> 01:14:03,066
所以我就知道

1678
01:14:03,066 --> 01:14:05,366
这个东西到底为什么在超市打折

1679
01:14:07,033 --> 01:14:08,466
谢谢喵点一份米线

1680
01:14:08,466 --> 01:14:10,533
好好好我也想吃

1681
01:14:11,066 --> 01:14:13,766
我知道你也爱上我

1682
01:14:14,066 --> 01:14:15,399
谢谢Wifi

1683
01:14:15,400 --> 01:14:17,966
坤老师的小花花呀

1684
01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:20,200
红豆你啊应该多呀

1685
01:14:20,200 --> 01:14:23,333
哎好激烈的龙争虎斗啊

1686
01:14:24,666 --> 01:14:25,466
什么

1687
01:14:25,466 --> 01:14:30,233
之前拿二氧化碳打过纯净凉白开汽水

1688
01:14:30,233 --> 01:14:32,466
凉白开汽水是个什么味啊

1689
01:14:32,466 --> 01:14:34,566
这听起来就很那个

1690
01:14:36,333 --> 01:14:38,599
无糖气泡水简直黑暗料理

1691
01:14:38,666 --> 01:14:40,966
主要他黑暗就黑暗在你自己

1692
01:14:40,966 --> 01:14:44,733
加了糖进去他也很难喝

1693
01:14:46,366 --> 01:14:47,033
黑暗就黑暗

1694
01:14:47,033 --> 01:14:49,133
对它不是糖的问题啊

1695
01:14:49,133 --> 01:14:51,999
它跟有糖的气泡水要是只差一个糖

1696
01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:54,866
那还行它差的根本就不只是一个糖

1697
01:14:54,866 --> 01:14:56,566
差的东西多了去了

1698
01:14:56,566 --> 01:14:58,266
唯一共同的区别啊

1699
01:14:58,266 --> 01:15:00,933
共同的这个特点就是

1700
01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:07,233
是有气而且这个气的口感还不一样

1701
01:15:07,633 --> 01:15:08,666
哈喽啊凉凉

1702
01:15:09,033 --> 01:15:12,433
昏黄的路灯照不照整条街这什么

1703
01:15:14,233 --> 01:15:15,466
富士山下嘛

1704
01:15:15,466 --> 01:15:17,199
屈臣氏的苏打水还行

1705
01:15:17,200 --> 01:15:18,000
比水好喝

1706
01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:22,866
我觉得苏打水都都都也就那样

1707
01:15:22,866 --> 01:15:24,666
也就那种水平吧

1708
01:15:25,933 --> 01:15:26,766
棒棒的

1709
01:15:28,566 --> 01:15:30,233
糖水不是白糖

1710
01:15:30,233 --> 01:15:31,799
糖水是糖浆

1711
01:15:32,033 --> 01:15:34,399
我知道我当然知道啊

1712
01:15:35,400 --> 01:15:38,766
我当时是家里面有那个玉米糖浆啊

1713
01:15:38,766 --> 01:15:39,933
在韩超买的

1714
01:15:39,933 --> 01:15:41,033
玉米糖浆

1715
01:15:42,133 --> 01:15:46,133
就给某些韩餐的炖菜加稠的

1716
01:15:46,133 --> 01:15:47,199
比如说炒年糕呀

1717
01:15:47,200 --> 01:15:48,866
炒鱼饼啊之类的

1718
01:15:48,866 --> 01:15:50,733
可以加点糖浆增稠

1719
01:15:50,866 --> 01:15:53,733
但是当时就是发现

1720
01:15:53,733 --> 01:15:55,266
这个糖浆吃的蛮快的

1721
01:15:55,266 --> 01:15:55,999
而且有人说

1722
01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:58,400
玉米糖浆那个营养成分非常差嘛

1723
01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:00,200
然后那段时间

1724
01:16:00,200 --> 01:16:03,233
主播发现这个体重像吹气球一样

1725
01:16:03,233 --> 01:16:05,166
biubiubiu的就飘起来了

1726
01:16:07,066 --> 01:16:08,966
感觉不太好

1727
01:16:08,966 --> 01:16:11,733
不应该再继续使用这个玉米糖浆

1728
01:16:11,733 --> 01:16:13,799
所以把那一瓶用完了

1729
01:16:13,800 --> 01:16:15,600
之后就没有再买过

1730
01:16:16,933 --> 01:16:19,166
有点像麦芽糖感觉

1731
01:16:21,566 --> 01:16:22,366
网友

1732
01:16:24,400 --> 01:16:26,733
情人节不要说穿

1733
01:16:26,766 --> 01:16:30,399
只敢抚你发端这种姿态

1734
01:16:30,400 --> 01:16:30,966
可

1735
01:16:30,966 --> 01:16:32,599
河口小鱼刷锅水

1736
01:16:32,600 --> 01:16:34,833
小鱼苏打水给我倒过来

1737
01:16:34,833 --> 01:16:36,233
哈哈

1738
01:16:36,233 --> 01:16:37,433
你说的对

1739
01:16:40,966 --> 01:16:42,033
说的你说的对

1740
01:16:42,033 --> 01:16:43,199
你说的不对

1741
01:16:43,266 --> 01:16:44,733
应该是百事

1742
01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:46,000
呃算了

1743
01:16:46,433 --> 01:16:47,466
砂锅水小于

1744
01:16:47,466 --> 01:16:48,799
苏打水小于

1745
01:16:48,800 --> 01:16:49,766
百事小于

1746
01:16:49,766 --> 01:16:51,399
白开水小于可口

1747
01:16:53,833 --> 01:16:57,266
有之有德的怎么都喜欢喝百事啊

1748
01:16:57,266 --> 01:16:59,633
你们这群人非要跟主播对着干

1749
01:17:00,333 --> 01:17:02,533
明天就把直播间百事党全杀了

1750
01:17:02,533 --> 01:17:05,566
我发现主播一个通缉都没有了

1751
01:17:08,200 --> 01:17:09,666
情书会打平

1752
01:17:10,033 --> 01:17:11,866
但随缘吧随缘吧

1753
01:17:11,866 --> 01:17:14,666
虽然主播也想赚点米但是

1754
01:17:14,666 --> 01:17:16,333
哈哈哈

1755
01:17:16,333 --> 01:17:17,999
随缘吧随缘吧

1756
01:17:18,933 --> 01:17:20,966
可口真比百事难喝

1757
01:17:20,966 --> 01:17:22,566
味蕾出问题了吧

1758
01:17:22,566 --> 01:17:23,533
怎么可能

1759
01:17:24,533 --> 01:17:27,633
可口百事对着喝一样担忧

1760
01:17:29,666 --> 01:17:32,566
喜欢喝雪碧平等的

1761
01:17:32,566 --> 01:17:35,766
讨厌一切有气的饮料真的吗

1762
01:17:37,200 --> 01:17:40,766
那你的人生该少了多少快乐呀

1763
01:17:41,766 --> 01:17:42,666
这个东西吧

1764
01:17:43,166 --> 01:17:44,133
怎么说呢

1765
01:17:44,133 --> 01:17:46,133
你肯定会爱上他的

1766
01:17:46,233 --> 01:17:49,233
你要想办法让自己去接受他

1767
01:17:49,433 --> 01:17:50,766
对吧啊

1768
01:17:50,766 --> 01:17:53,599
当你厌恶这个可口可乐

1769
01:17:53,600 --> 01:17:55,266
和百事可乐的时候

1770
01:17:55,666 --> 01:17:56,833
你就尝试着

1771
01:17:56,833 --> 01:18:00,033
从冰箱里面拿出一瓶玻璃瓶的

1772
01:18:00,033 --> 01:18:01,399
一定要是玻璃瓶的

1773
01:18:01,466 --> 01:18:02,333
别的不行

1774
01:18:02,433 --> 01:18:04,933
拿出一瓶玻璃瓶的可口插入

1775
01:18:04,933 --> 01:18:06,933
吸管仔细的品味

1776
01:18:07,400 --> 01:18:09,766
虽然有些时候他会比较刺激啊

1777
01:18:09,766 --> 01:18:11,033
在你嘴里面爆开

1778
01:18:11,033 --> 01:18:13,766
你会觉得非常的这个酸麻

1779
01:18:13,833 --> 01:18:15,233
但是呢啊

1780
01:18:15,233 --> 01:18:16,966
当你可以学会接受

1781
01:18:16,966 --> 01:18:18,599
并且享受这种感觉的时候

1782
01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:18,833
你就

1783
01:18:18,833 --> 01:18:22,666
再也没有办法离开可乐大人的怀抱了

1784
01:18:23,966 --> 01:18:27,866
我跟好多就一开始不和可乐的人交流

1785
01:18:27,866 --> 01:18:29,433
我说后面怎么喝可乐

1786
01:18:29,433 --> 01:18:31,999
他说后面就是没什么东西喝呀

1787
01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:33,933
一般大多数没什么东西喝

1788
01:18:33,933 --> 01:18:35,566
或者是偶然喝了一下

1789
01:18:35,800 --> 01:18:39,266
然后发现之后之后就一直想喝了

1790
01:18:39,666 --> 01:18:40,666
这个可乐

1791
01:18:40,666 --> 01:18:43,999
大人是会平等的等待着每一位信徒啊

1792
01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:48,466
等待着每一位这个已经成为信徒的

1793
01:18:48,466 --> 01:18:50,133
和即将成为信徒的人

1794
01:18:50,133 --> 01:18:51,966
世界上没有不喜欢可乐的人

1795
01:18:51,966 --> 01:18:53,833
只有即将喜欢可乐的人

1796
01:18:57,033 --> 01:18:58,366
就算味蕾出错

1797
01:18:58,366 --> 01:19:00,833
也要相信百年老店KFC的选择

1798
01:19:00,833 --> 01:19:04,233
我说我在KFC怎么从来不喝可乐呢哼

1799
01:19:06,233 --> 01:19:07,333
玻璃瓶还挺少见

1800
01:19:07,333 --> 01:19:09,166
但玻璃瓶确实好喝呗

1801
01:19:09,666 --> 01:19:11,966
你得去那种学校食堂

1802
01:19:12,833 --> 01:19:15,633
初高中或者是大学的食堂

1803
01:19:15,633 --> 01:19:18,633
里面应该会有卖玻璃瓶汽水的

1804
01:19:19,066 --> 01:19:21,199
因为这个东西要回收吧

1805
01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:25,133
一般来说人家也不太爱卖这个

1806
01:19:25,733 --> 01:19:29,333
又占地方磕磕碰碰的碎了又不好说

1807
01:19:31,633 --> 01:19:35,666
一般的那种小卖部啊确实蛮少见

1808
01:19:35,666 --> 01:19:37,066
我很少见到

1809
01:19:37,233 --> 01:19:39,599
基本上是没见到过玻璃瓶可乐

1810
01:19:39,600 --> 01:19:42,233
在小卖部买好像是饭店专供的

1811
01:19:43,266 --> 01:19:44,999
可乐喝多了真会上瘾

1812
01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:46,400
有段时间顿顿喝

1813
01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:48,766
就是身体太需要可乐哇

1814
01:19:48,766 --> 01:19:52,966
大量的糖分加上冰爽的温度

1815
01:19:53,066 --> 01:19:56,733
加上刺激的碳酸跟提神的咖啡因

1816
01:19:57,233 --> 01:19:59,233
真的有一段时间不喝可乐

1817
01:19:59,233 --> 01:20:01,866
觉得整个人浑身发发麻

1818
01:20:02,633 --> 01:20:04,433
呃现在感觉有蚂蚁在爬

1819
01:20:04,433 --> 01:20:06,566
喝一口可乐就只需要一口

1820
01:20:06,666 --> 01:20:10,533
马上就很舒爽很愉悦很开心整

1821
01:20:10,533 --> 01:20:12,066
个人皮都舒展开了

1822
01:20:12,066 --> 01:20:13,066
这样的感觉

1823
01:20:13,566 --> 01:20:16,166
戒了一段时间发现没那么好喝了

1824
01:20:17,066 --> 01:20:17,866
确实

1825
01:20:21,066 --> 01:20:23,199
主播好像也有大概

1826
01:20:26,366 --> 01:20:27,366
我想想

1827
01:20:28,033 --> 01:20:29,466
半个月没喝了

1828
01:20:29,466 --> 01:20:31,366
一开始的时候特别特别难受

1829
01:20:31,366 --> 01:20:34,533
然后现在就觉得好像也还好吧

1830
01:20:34,933 --> 01:20:38,599
只要不给主播这个懒狗跑到那个什么

1831
01:20:40,133 --> 01:20:43,233
跑到超市自己掰一箱可乐的机会回来

1832
01:20:43,233 --> 01:20:45,533
希望他能继续保持下来

1833
01:20:45,766 --> 01:20:47,866
所有的可乐里都会加咖啡因

1834
01:20:47,866 --> 01:20:50,199
跟成瘾性也有一定的关联

1835
01:20:50,600 --> 01:20:52,633
但我感觉我喝咖啡就不上瘾

1836
01:20:52,933 --> 01:20:55,266
虽然是跟咖啡因有关系吧

1837
01:20:55,266 --> 01:20:58,333
可能还是主播比较小孩口味一点

1838
01:20:59,066 --> 01:21:01,199
喜欢甜的咖啡

1839
01:21:01,200 --> 01:21:02,833
不喜欢太苦了

1840
01:21:04,366 --> 01:21:05,433
而且我真的

1841
01:21:05,433 --> 01:21:08,666
很多时候欣赏不了那种花样咖啡啊

1842
01:21:08,966 --> 01:21:14,533
比如说什么城西美式这种类型的

1843
01:21:16,366 --> 01:21:19,066
喝咖啡不上瘾一般是错觉

1844
01:21:21,166 --> 01:21:22,433
但它好苦啊

1845
01:21:22,433 --> 01:21:23,599
我不喜欢

1846
01:21:26,433 --> 01:21:29,133
虽然很多时候需要通宵啊

1847
01:21:29,133 --> 01:21:30,399
需要写作业啊之类的

1848
01:21:30,400 --> 01:21:33,433
也会点一杯咖啡放在那边喝喝

1849
01:21:34,466 --> 01:21:38,333
你其实还想着你耶

1850
01:21:40,933 --> 01:21:42,233
但除非有事情

1851
01:21:42,233 --> 01:21:45,199
我一般来说都不会选择去买咖啡

1852
01:21:58,266 --> 01:22:00,266
你天天都喝可乐你也没上瘾

1853
01:22:00,266 --> 01:22:03,433
你天天喝还不能说明问题吗

1854
01:22:03,433 --> 01:22:06,566
你已经天天喝了难道不就上瘾了吗

1855
01:22:09,633 --> 01:22:12,833
你喝的都是两块钱一条的速溶雀巢

1856
01:22:12,833 --> 01:22:13,866
还加奶

1857
01:22:14,800 --> 01:22:19,033
你别说我希望这个世界上的咖啡

1858
01:22:20,133 --> 01:22:23,033
我希望这个世界上的咖啡啊

1859
01:22:24,133 --> 01:22:25,366
都是像

1860
01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:30,166
伊利还是蒙牛来着

1861
01:22:30,166 --> 01:22:33,566
有一个非常经典的冰淇淋叫苦咖啡

1862
01:22:33,666 --> 01:22:35,533
你们不知道你们有没有吃过

1863
01:22:35,933 --> 01:22:38,999
好像有一块钱跟3块钱的包装的版本

1864
01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:43,000
啊这个冰棍是我和猫妈妈的最爱

1865
01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:44,600
就属于每年夏天

1866
01:22:44,800 --> 01:22:47,266
冰箱里面假如只能买20根冰棍的话

1867
01:22:47,266 --> 01:22:49,833
有15根都会是这个苦咖啡的称作

1868
01:22:51,433 --> 01:22:52,366
那个还挺好吃

1869
01:22:52,366 --> 01:22:54,633
对我觉得这个世界上的咖啡

1870
01:22:54,633 --> 01:22:56,933
就应该是苦咖啡那个味道的

1871
01:22:59,600 --> 01:23:01,333
香香的甜甜的

1872
01:23:01,433 --> 01:23:05,033
带有一点咖啡的那种香浓的气息啊

1873
01:23:05,033 --> 01:23:06,599
它那个味道真的很好闻

1874
01:23:06,600 --> 01:23:08,366
只是喝到嘴里面话就

1875
01:23:08,533 --> 01:23:09,999
我就不喜欢了

1876
01:23:10,766 --> 01:23:12,566
所以咖啡味的点心

1877
01:23:12,566 --> 01:23:13,866
咖啡味的蛋糕

1878
01:23:13,866 --> 01:23:16,066
咖啡的奶油啊冰棍啊

1879
01:23:16,066 --> 01:23:18,599
这些东西我觉得都蛮不错的

1880
01:23:18,766 --> 01:23:20,599
唯独咖啡本身

1881
01:23:20,666 --> 01:23:23,233
除非是双倍的奶双倍的糖

1882
01:23:23,366 --> 01:23:26,633
否则免谈不要

1883
01:23:28,400 --> 01:23:29,800
喝的时候喝摩卡

1884
01:23:29,800 --> 01:23:31,000
咖啡加豆浆

1885
01:23:33,933 --> 01:23:36,566
你们你们喝咖啡的人品味真奇怪呀

1886
01:23:36,566 --> 01:23:42,166
还好我喝可乐还好我喝可乐加豆浆

1887
01:23:42,166 --> 01:23:45,266
是跟生椰拿铁一样的感觉吗

1888
01:23:45,366 --> 01:23:46,866
就是用那个

1889
01:23:48,266 --> 01:23:49,999
椰椰奶椰子水

1890
01:23:50,433 --> 01:23:52,933
用椰奶来泡咖啡这种感觉

1891
01:23:58,200 --> 01:24:00,333
论第一还得是巧乐兹

1892
01:24:00,333 --> 01:24:02,266
最大的优点就是我吃得起

1893
01:24:02,266 --> 01:24:06,533
还够甜喜欢巧克力脆皮冰淇淋的人

1894
01:24:06,533 --> 01:24:09,066
是不是多多少少都是喜欢那种

1895
01:24:09,400 --> 01:24:11,000
冰冻了的巧克力

1896
01:24:11,066 --> 01:24:14,466
跟普通的巧克力不一样的感觉啊

1897
01:24:15,200 --> 01:24:17,433
哦还想问一下大家

1898
01:24:19,266 --> 01:24:21,366
咖啡可不就是洋豆浆

1899
01:24:21,733 --> 01:24:23,133
豆浆喝了犯困

1900
01:24:24,766 --> 01:24:27,433
手里就拿着一个什么啤酒风味

1901
01:24:27,966 --> 01:24:29,233
真可怕呀

1902
01:24:36,200 --> 01:24:37,833
那种冰淇淋

1903
01:24:37,966 --> 01:24:40,533
巧克力脆皮冰淇淋的那个脆皮

1904
01:24:40,666 --> 01:24:43,033
自己在家里面其实也可以做的

1905
01:24:43,033 --> 01:24:46,266
不是那种把巧克力融化了之后

1906
01:24:46,666 --> 01:24:49,266
再裹到冰淇淋上就结束了的办法

1907
01:24:49,266 --> 01:24:50,466
要加椰子油

1908
01:24:50,966 --> 01:24:52,199
要加椰子油

1909
01:24:52,533 --> 01:24:53,833
要加椰子油

1910
01:24:54,366 --> 01:24:56,533
一定要重要的事情说三遍

1911
01:24:57,233 --> 01:25:00,333
巧克力融化了之后加椰子油拌一拌

1912
01:25:00,333 --> 01:25:01,266
加点果仁

1913
01:25:01,266 --> 01:25:02,666
放到冰箱里冻

1914
01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:06,533
简直就是冰棍外面那层脆皮的感觉

1915
01:25:06,666 --> 01:25:08,566
包括巧克力什么的也是

1916
01:25:08,566 --> 01:25:10,333
只要买好一点的巧克力币

1917
01:25:10,333 --> 01:25:12,933
什么反复钠啊或者之类的别的

1918
01:25:14,400 --> 01:25:16,433
会困是你糖放太多了

1919
01:25:16,433 --> 01:25:17,199
太麻烦了

1920
01:25:17,200 --> 01:25:18,066
我选择巧乐兹

1921
01:25:18,066 --> 01:25:19,333
3块5破万

1922
01:25:21,200 --> 01:25:24,433
巧乐兹上面的巧克力吃完了之后

1923
01:25:24,433 --> 01:25:26,066
他就只剩5毛了

1924
01:25:27,933 --> 01:25:29,466
他就只值5毛了

1925
01:25:29,466 --> 01:25:30,966
谁同意是犯罪

1926
01:25:46,133 --> 01:25:49,033
倾听下雨的声音

1927
01:25:49,033 --> 01:25:54,066
我们提着过去走入人群

1928
01:25:54,166 --> 01:25:55,199
有人做给你吃

1929
01:25:55,200 --> 01:25:56,200
你不嫌麻烦

1930
01:25:56,200 --> 01:25:57,533
你做梦啊

1931
01:25:57,533 --> 01:25:59,199
今天是3月14号

1932
01:25:59,233 --> 01:26:02,233
大家都应该收到一些巧克力吃

1933
01:26:05,266 --> 01:26:07,233
如果你有不喜欢的对象

1934
01:26:07,233 --> 01:26:08,466
可以尝试一下

1935
01:26:08,466 --> 01:26:12,266
把什么棕榈油或者是菜籽油之类的

1936
01:26:12,533 --> 01:26:14,166
倒到巧克力壁里面

1937
01:26:14,166 --> 01:26:15,566
融化了之后给他吃

1938
01:26:15,566 --> 01:26:18,933
他就会满怀疑惑的收下这份巧克力

1939
01:26:18,933 --> 01:26:22,066
并且在怀疑自己味蕾的过程中

1940
01:26:23,666 --> 01:26:24,599
咽一下它

1941
01:26:25,733 --> 01:26:28,066
贵是贵但是梦龙的巧克力很好吃

1942
01:26:28,066 --> 01:26:29,266
梦龙太甜了

1943
01:26:30,166 --> 01:26:32,766
它整体就像个甜品

1944
01:26:32,833 --> 01:26:34,266
它不像冰淇淋啊

1945
01:26:34,266 --> 01:26:35,833
我觉得冰淇淋这种东西

1946
01:26:36,833 --> 01:26:39,399
终归还是冰放在最鲜的

1947
01:26:41,166 --> 01:26:43,199
如果这个东西吃完了之后不解渴

1948
01:26:43,200 --> 01:26:44,166
不解暑

1949
01:26:44,533 --> 01:26:47,333
反而让你觉得吃了一个凉蛋糕的话

1950
01:26:47,433 --> 01:26:49,833
他就对我来说失去了冰淇淋

1951
01:26:53,800 --> 01:26:54,800
你没有对象

1952
01:26:55,400 --> 01:26:56,566
你吃点好的吧

1953
01:26:56,566 --> 01:26:59,833
你还是说这个

1954
01:26:59,833 --> 01:27:01,599
没有对象只是你的挡箭牌

1955
01:27:01,600 --> 01:27:03,666
你其实就是有这样的爱好

1956
01:27:03,933 --> 01:27:05,066
吃点好的吧

1957
01:27:06,066 --> 01:27:07,066
早上好啊

1958
01:27:08,800 --> 01:27:10,233
巧乐兹最失败的地方

1959
01:27:10,233 --> 01:27:12,466
我认为在把最甜的放最上面

1960
01:27:12,466 --> 01:27:14,066
导致底下没味了

1961
01:27:14,466 --> 01:27:17,266
应该整个都是最甜的那一块

1962
01:27:18,133 --> 01:27:19,166
他卖4块钱

1963
01:27:19,166 --> 01:27:23,366
然后把这个外面的巧克力脆皮的里面

1964
01:27:23,366 --> 01:27:26,033
冰淇淋层之间略微加厚一点

1965
01:27:26,033 --> 01:27:29,633
然后整体的夹心都是那个巧克力块

1966
01:27:29,633 --> 01:27:30,233
就好了

1967
01:27:30,233 --> 01:27:32,599
那他就会成为我最喜欢的冰淇淋

1968
01:27:33,033 --> 01:27:35,466
老人给我的爱

1969
01:27:35,733 --> 01:27:42,933
我在幸福的门外却一直都进不来

1970
01:27:43,166 --> 01:27:49,999
你累积给的伤害我是真的很难释怀

1971
01:27:50,133 --> 01:27:53,599
终于看开爱回不来

1972
01:27:56,733 --> 01:27:59,566
主播的声音微微颤抖啊

1973
01:27:59,566 --> 01:28:04,466
感觉哭着求我留下来

1974
01:28:04,966 --> 01:28:08,466
终于看开回不来

1975
01:28:12,133 --> 01:28:15,599
你的手却放不开

1976
01:28:15,600 --> 01:28:20,400
宁愿没出息求我别离开

1977
01:28:22,733 --> 01:28:24,566
一写作业一考试

1978
01:28:24,666 --> 01:28:25,999
两三天不上网

1979
01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:28,066
就感觉自己像断网了一样

1980
01:28:28,066 --> 01:28:30,599
不管是自己拿来直播的素材

1981
01:28:30,600 --> 01:28:34,633
还是主播本人关注的一些兴趣领域

1982
01:28:34,866 --> 01:28:37,799
比如说第五人格的职业联赛啊

1983
01:28:37,800 --> 01:28:40,033
比如说什么仙术杯啊之类的

1984
01:28:41,866 --> 01:28:42,566
不得不说

1985
01:28:42,566 --> 01:28:44,199
现在这个信息传播速度

1986
01:28:44,200 --> 01:28:46,333
实在是有点太快了

1987
01:28:48,733 --> 01:28:50,866
稍微落下那么两三天

1988
01:28:50,866 --> 01:28:52,999
感觉一补课就要补好久

1989
01:28:56,800 --> 01:28:58,733
信息焦虑的感觉

1990
01:28:59,166 --> 01:29:00,166
因为以前

1991
01:29:00,200 --> 01:29:03,633
主播都是走在这个时代最前沿的

1992
01:29:03,633 --> 01:29:04,733
现在有好多梗

1993
01:29:04,733 --> 01:29:07,199
居然需要音乐人来给我科普

1994
01:29:11,933 --> 01:29:13,933
也跟这个职业有关系吧

1995
01:29:13,933 --> 01:29:16,933
如果单纯的作为上网的观众啊

1996
01:29:16,933 --> 01:29:18,466
看客啊之类的

1997
01:29:18,466 --> 01:29:19,866
每时每刻都有新闻

1998
01:29:19,866 --> 01:29:22,433
新闻是是发不完的

1999
01:29:22,433 --> 01:29:25,033
有看不完的感觉

2000
01:29:25,033 --> 01:29:26,733
就没有这种交流感

2001
01:29:27,033 --> 01:29:29,399
别人应该也不会有这种交流感吧

2002
01:29:29,400 --> 01:29:31,533
主播你先别下播啊

2003
01:29:31,533 --> 01:29:33,366
我要到下播时间了吗

2004
01:29:35,066 --> 01:29:37,233
果冻大亨在打米了

2005
01:29:37,566 --> 01:29:39,433
怎么可能打到我啊

2006
01:29:41,133 --> 01:29:43,566
让AI米烟代替冲浪

2007
01:29:43,733 --> 01:29:45,333
不会大伙都开始

2008
01:29:45,333 --> 01:29:48,466
就是研究研究人家的走位吧

2009
01:29:49,466 --> 01:29:51,733
怎么好像职业带队打比赛啊

2010
01:29:51,733 --> 01:29:53,599
我们下一把打谁谁谁呀

2011
01:29:53,600 --> 01:29:53,833
哎呦

2012
01:29:53,833 --> 01:29:56,666
我现在马上把那个他的录像复盘出来

2013
01:29:56,666 --> 01:29:58,866
他什么时候喜欢在河道游走

2014
01:29:59,200 --> 01:30:01,566
什么时候喜欢在野区拿buff

2015
01:30:01,566 --> 01:30:04,533
什么时候喜欢喜欢在草丛蹲人啊

2016
01:30:04,533 --> 01:30:06,533
大家快研究一下行吗

2017
01:30:06,866 --> 01:30:09,833
大家快研究一下这个他的操作啊

2018
01:30:09,933 --> 01:30:11,066
什么时候上线

2019
01:30:11,066 --> 01:30:12,266
什么时候打野

2020
01:30:12,266 --> 01:30:14,933
什么时候这个打龙啊

2021
01:30:14,933 --> 01:30:17,066
把这个总结出来一套公式

2022
01:30:17,066 --> 01:30:19,133
然后专门量身定制一个对

2023
01:30:19,133 --> 01:30:21,233
针对他的战术和打法啊

2024
01:30:21,233 --> 01:30:22,033
什么什么

2025
01:30:22,600 --> 01:30:24,366
但是也很正常吧

2026
01:30:24,366 --> 01:30:25,199
你就说

2027
01:30:25,633 --> 01:30:29,033
已经是这样的一个去你去版本了

2028
01:30:29,033 --> 01:30:32,266
而且石油佬这个东西主播常有而

2029
01:30:32,266 --> 01:30:33,466
石油佬不常有啊

2030
01:30:33,466 --> 01:30:35,399
尤其是博爱的石油佬

2031
01:30:36,933 --> 01:30:38,033
确实不常有吧

2032
01:30:38,033 --> 01:30:40,333
现在马上把直播间标题改成鹅鹅

2033
01:30:40,333 --> 01:30:41,599
鹅什么

2034
01:30:44,166 --> 01:30:45,333
还是算了吧

2035
01:30:45,366 --> 01:30:46,466
主播主播

2036
01:30:47,133 --> 01:30:48,633
如果怎么说呢

2037
01:30:48,633 --> 01:30:50,533
主播还是不要相信命运的

2038
01:30:50,533 --> 01:30:52,199
如果能碰到就算碰到了

2039
01:30:52,200 --> 01:30:53,166
碰不到的话

2040
01:30:54,166 --> 01:30:54,366
也

2041
01:30:54,366 --> 01:30:58,533
我觉得也不应该为这个事情改个标题

2042
01:31:04,333 --> 01:31:08,999
一寸嘴一块黑皮在背后怕我诡计

2043
01:31:09,366 --> 01:31:12,766
害羞的机会sorry越来越足够

2044
01:31:12,800 --> 01:31:15,333
害怕大脑失去romance oh no

2045
01:31:15,333 --> 01:31:19,733
你就天注定好让我拒绝收集

2046
01:31:19,800 --> 01:31:23,366
在所有阳关系买卡拉萨玛丽

2047
01:31:26,966 --> 01:31:29,133
当年我奇迹之夜的时候

2048
01:31:29,666 --> 01:31:32,166
好像都没有给冉冉改个标签

2049
01:31:34,866 --> 01:31:36,999
主要是主播好像没有这个习惯

2050
01:31:38,533 --> 01:31:40,833
虽然主播的标题都是乱七的

2051
01:31:40,833 --> 01:31:42,366
但是总感觉把直播间改成

2052
01:31:42,366 --> 01:31:43,933
祝叉叉生日快乐

2053
01:31:43,933 --> 01:31:45,833
除非祝我自己生日快乐

2054
01:31:45,833 --> 01:31:48,266
改成祝叉叉生日快乐啊

2055
01:31:48,633 --> 01:31:49,733
说的说的

2056
01:31:50,066 --> 01:31:52,399
只能说我没有这个习惯吧

2057
01:31:53,200 --> 01:31:56,533
我的字面意思可以改成呃呃呃呃呃

2058
01:31:56,533 --> 01:31:57,666
我不好说

2059
01:32:00,166 --> 01:32:00,766
主播

2060
01:32:00,766 --> 01:32:03,066
我的米线外卖到了

2061
01:32:03,066 --> 01:32:04,033
你的米线呢

2062
01:32:04,033 --> 01:32:07,799
我的米线就在不改直播间标题里了

2063
01:32:07,966 --> 01:32:09,866
这不是跃然纸上吗

2064
01:32:10,000 --> 01:32:11,400
生动形象的

2065
01:32:11,933 --> 01:32:13,199
妙趣横生的

2066
01:32:13,200 --> 01:32:14,533
神经妙算的

2067
01:32:24,766 --> 01:32:27,833
说起AI有个有意思的事说给主播听看

2068
01:32:27,833 --> 01:32:29,399
你说我不知道

2069
01:32:29,400 --> 01:32:30,366
我下次啊

2070
01:32:30,366 --> 01:32:32,433
我们下次做做那个

2071
01:32:33,000 --> 01:32:34,766
你说呢下次做

2072
01:32:38,833 --> 01:32:40,133
做衣服的时候

2073
01:32:40,133 --> 01:32:42,966
想弄一个那种双手捧脸的

2074
01:32:43,033 --> 01:32:46,333
类似于手支在桌子上的这个动作

2075
01:32:46,766 --> 01:32:50,366
想弄一个非正面的模型

2076
01:32:51,466 --> 01:32:52,133
这样捧着

2077
01:32:52,133 --> 01:32:53,933
然后跟大家聊天

2078
01:32:53,933 --> 01:32:55,466
不觉得很好吗

2079
01:32:56,000 --> 01:32:56,800
哎

2080
01:32:58,533 --> 01:33:00,366
我太喜欢你的头像了

2081
01:33:00,366 --> 01:33:01,433
马上就把你办掉

2082
01:33:01,433 --> 01:33:02,933
让你的头像在

2083
01:33:02,933 --> 01:33:04,933
头像不在我的直播间里

2084
01:33:07,866 --> 01:33:08,666
啊

2085
01:33:16,233 --> 01:33:18,266
说两个手老有没有缘分

2086
01:33:18,266 --> 01:33:20,033
这个这个也是要看命的

2087
01:33:20,033 --> 01:33:22,733
就比如说昨天不是人家过生日吗

2088
01:33:22,866 --> 01:33:25,266
啊主播昨天正好就考试

2089
01:33:25,266 --> 01:33:26,333
那就没赶上

2090
01:33:26,333 --> 01:33:28,666
那就可能就是没什么缘分呗

2091
01:33:29,566 --> 01:33:31,633
就比如说主播比较喜欢的

2092
01:33:31,633 --> 01:33:32,199
去年

2093
01:33:32,200 --> 01:33:35,200
前年比较喜欢的那个樱花季的活动

2094
01:33:35,433 --> 01:33:37,833
啊主播偏偏就在那个时候考试

2095
01:33:37,833 --> 01:33:38,799
那怎么办呢

2096
01:33:38,800 --> 01:33:40,233
那也没什么办法

2097
01:33:40,533 --> 01:33:41,999
so you rule don't keep me on me

2098
01:33:42,000 --> 01:33:44,400
so learn that'cause i'm the first

2099
01:33:44,433 --> 01:33:47,066
she's my she's got all the time

2100
01:33:47,133 --> 01:33:51,733
she's magic you're after hot that she's the kind of agony

2101
01:33:51,733 --> 01:33:53,599
if she could i get you on that

2102
01:34:07,633 --> 01:34:08,433
简单来说

2103
01:34:08,433 --> 01:34:10,466
AI拿到了一笔钱

2104
01:34:11,200 --> 01:34:15,066
然后他雇了个人帮他签验证码

2105
01:34:22,566 --> 01:34:24,233
为什么考试了就不能博

2106
01:34:24,233 --> 01:34:25,799
是平时都没学进去嘛

2107
01:34:25,800 --> 01:34:27,733
所以说这就是没有star啊

2108
01:34:27,733 --> 01:34:29,166
对吧这就是没有star啊

2109
01:34:29,166 --> 01:34:30,799
天天大家在直播间里面

2110
01:34:31,266 --> 01:34:33,933
公然这边揭主播的伤口啊啊

2111
01:34:33,933 --> 01:34:36,233
还有就是天天跟主播抬杠

2112
01:34:36,233 --> 01:34:38,366
主播一营业就妨碍主播营业

2113
01:34:38,366 --> 01:34:40,233
就打破主播的滤镜啊

2114
01:34:40,233 --> 01:34:42,799
主播养出了一群这样的掖掖人啊

2115
01:34:44,033 --> 01:34:44,799
啊是不是

2116
01:34:44,800 --> 01:34:47,600
主播要在这个直播间下面点兵点将

2117
01:34:47,600 --> 01:34:50,066
怎么一个一个的都是这个样子的呢

2118
01:34:50,200 --> 01:34:52,533
啊到底什么地方出了问题呢

2119
01:34:52,766 --> 01:34:55,766
有些人就会说主播你有没有反思过吧

2120
01:34:55,766 --> 01:34:57,633
一个人出问题那是他自己的问题

2121
01:34:57,633 --> 01:34:59,966
一群人出问题那就是你的问题啊

2122
01:35:00,433 --> 01:35:01,733
子不教父之过

2123
01:35:01,733 --> 01:35:04,066
咩咩这把是不是你打的有问题

2124
01:35:06,833 --> 01:35:09,166
就打就打滚

2125
01:35:11,933 --> 01:35:13,633
为什么考试的时候不能播

2126
01:35:13,633 --> 01:35:15,466
你别有样学样的

2127
01:35:19,833 --> 01:35:21,033
找工作有的

2128
01:35:21,033 --> 01:35:22,166
弟弟我啊

2129
01:35:22,666 --> 01:35:23,066
怎么直播

2130
01:35:23,066 --> 01:35:23,933
我们直播间

2131
01:35:24,066 --> 01:35:26,266
已经可以开始分配工作了吗

2132
01:35:26,966 --> 01:35:27,933
你排我后面

2133
01:35:27,933 --> 01:35:30,533
我先来我先来找工作

2134
01:35:30,566 --> 01:35:34,366
主播有着这个充足的语言表达能力啊

2135
01:35:34,566 --> 01:35:36,866
混乱的逻辑思维啊

2136
01:35:36,866 --> 01:35:38,999
跳脱的这个职业精神

2137
01:35:39,000 --> 01:35:42,633
以及偶尔讲小话的职业道德素养啊

2138
01:35:44,466 --> 01:35:45,333
主播你

2139
01:35:46,266 --> 01:35:47,733
主播你哎

2140
01:35:48,766 --> 01:35:50,166
但你过几天要检查

2141
01:35:50,166 --> 01:35:52,466
错过直播一会还只能进一个黑车

2142
01:35:53,000 --> 01:35:53,800
嗯

2143
01:35:54,233 --> 01:35:55,166
么么捏

2144
01:36:03,733 --> 01:36:05,366
是那人类问他为什么不去

2145
01:36:05,366 --> 01:36:07,033
全员回说自己是有问题

2146
01:36:07,033 --> 01:36:08,266
那天好了吗

2147
01:36:08,433 --> 01:36:09,566
时候天好了吗

2148
01:36:17,466 --> 01:36:19,466
算了我把库鲁曼放出来吧

2149
01:36:19,966 --> 01:36:21,766
他他他不发弹幕

2150
01:36:21,766 --> 01:36:24,466
直播间一看本来就没这个人

2151
01:36:24,466 --> 01:36:26,933
发弹幕一下人更少了

2152
01:36:33,200 --> 01:36:33,666
有的时候

2153
01:36:33,666 --> 01:36:35,833
我觉得做虚拟主播的一些特质

2154
01:36:35,833 --> 01:36:37,266
其实还是挺矛盾

2155
01:36:37,266 --> 01:36:40,666
的就比如说你是情绪的这种职业嘛

2156
01:36:40,666 --> 01:36:43,999
你需要去敏锐的去观察

2157
01:36:44,600 --> 01:36:47,333
或者说每日的去看空气

2158
01:36:47,600 --> 01:36:50,400
去抛出大家想要的这种话题

2159
01:36:50,733 --> 01:36:52,999
让大家会开心的这种话题

2160
01:36:53,666 --> 01:36:55,033
然后同时呢

2161
01:36:55,966 --> 01:36:58,366
你在保有这种敏锐的同时

2162
01:36:58,366 --> 01:37:01,233
你又需要有充足的那种顿感力

2163
01:37:01,533 --> 01:37:03,233
就别人去攻击你啊

2164
01:37:03,233 --> 01:37:04,999
或者说谁某一句话

2165
01:37:05,000 --> 01:37:05,933
某些话

2166
01:37:05,933 --> 01:37:09,233
某些行为让你感觉非常非常不高兴

2167
01:37:09,233 --> 01:37:10,399
或者非常直促

2168
01:37:10,400 --> 01:37:13,866
非常被限制被指点的这种感觉

2169
01:37:13,966 --> 01:37:17,533
你不能特别特别放任自己

2170
01:37:17,533 --> 01:37:19,333
去流连在这种感觉上

2171
01:37:19,333 --> 01:37:21,799
所以你又需要那种大家攻击你

2172
01:37:21,800 --> 01:37:23,533
你不在意的顿感

2173
01:37:24,000 --> 01:37:25,866
所以这就出现了一个问题

2174
01:37:25,866 --> 01:37:28,033
你又要敏感又要钝感

2175
01:37:28,200 --> 01:37:29,666
又要善解人意

2176
01:37:29,666 --> 01:37:30,733
然后同时呢

2177
01:37:31,033 --> 01:37:34,666
又不能就是过分的跟大家贴近嘛

2178
01:37:34,666 --> 01:37:37,166
因为这样的话就也不太合适

2179
01:37:37,833 --> 01:37:41,266
高敏高仿还得是高工呢

2180
01:37:41,266 --> 01:37:42,766
还得特别特别有意思

2181
01:37:42,766 --> 01:37:46,033
哪怕说自己的这个情绪已经不太好了

2182
01:37:46,033 --> 01:37:47,866
还是能够说出很多

2183
01:37:47,866 --> 01:37:49,866
很多的好东西来给大家

2184
01:37:50,200 --> 01:37:53,133
我觉得很多时候还是蛮困难的

2185
01:37:54,333 --> 01:37:56,199
主播的关注点好奇怪

2186
01:37:56,200 --> 01:37:57,566
重点是这个嘛

2187
01:37:59,633 --> 01:38:00,866
没有闹心啊

2188
01:38:01,933 --> 01:38:03,066
这打打打

2189
01:38:03,066 --> 01:38:04,366
大主播就是不一样

2190
01:38:04,366 --> 01:38:06,166
打大主播2,000个人就开心

2191
01:38:14,533 --> 01:38:16,933
物联公司职工见老板和客户

2192
01:38:16,933 --> 01:38:18,366
不就这样吗

2193
01:38:18,933 --> 01:38:20,133
倒也是吧

2194
01:38:20,133 --> 01:38:20,999
素质好好

2195
01:38:21,000 --> 01:38:23,333
呵呵呵

2196
01:38:24,833 --> 01:38:26,833
来吧节奏吧

2197
01:38:28,166 --> 01:38:29,833
ready to the stars

2198
01:38:29,833 --> 01:38:33,833
ready to go far and start walking

2199
01:38:42,166 --> 01:38:42,999
请出招

2200
01:38:55,266 --> 01:38:57,599
想看我转转尾巴来吧

2201
01:39:04,400 --> 01:39:05,766
好想直接飞走啊

2202
01:39:06,166 --> 01:39:07,199
哈哈哈

2203
01:39:07,200 --> 01:39:09,200
一拽尾巴感觉要飞走了

2204
01:39:09,200 --> 01:39:11,033
好想直接飞走啊

2205
01:39:11,733 --> 01:39:13,766
嗯这样是不行的吧

2206
01:39:14,066 --> 01:39:16,866
你是竹笔也可以

2207
01:39:17,400 --> 01:39:19,166
这这又不是什么剑岛

2208
01:39:19,166 --> 01:39:21,033
两位数你在梦游吗

2209
01:39:22,466 --> 01:39:25,333
啊这是哪里呀

2210
01:39:25,966 --> 01:39:27,033
我是谁呀

2211
01:39:27,733 --> 01:39:30,599
当然哎你们是谁呀

2212
01:39:30,866 --> 01:39:33,633
好像逮到了一个全新的

2213
01:39:35,600 --> 01:39:37,333
不玩又叫了吧

2214
01:39:38,800 --> 01:39:40,433
不玩又叫了吧

2215
01:39:40,433 --> 01:39:41,566
真受不了

2216
01:39:51,933 --> 01:39:54,466
我们是糖果

2217
01:39:54,566 --> 01:39:57,066
超甜啦

2218
01:40:08,133 --> 01:40:08,399
就是

2219
01:40:08,400 --> 01:40:09,466
我要进来看看

2220
01:40:09,466 --> 01:40:11,833
我的直播时间已经到多少

2221
01:40:18,400 --> 01:40:20,066
感觉是不是快了

2222
01:40:20,066 --> 01:40:22,066
快快啊快下播了

2223
01:40:22,333 --> 01:40:23,133
好

2224
01:40:23,633 --> 01:40:24,466
我看不到

2225
01:40:24,466 --> 01:40:26,466
我一看我刚播了多久

2226
01:40:26,466 --> 01:40:27,966
刚播了那个什么

2227
01:40:29,333 --> 01:40:30,833
刚播了20分钟

2228
01:40:31,466 --> 01:40:32,799
哇这时间真长啊

2229
01:40:32,800 --> 01:40:34,833
这真像度日如年的感觉

2230
01:40:35,600 --> 01:40:36,400
哈哈

2231
01:40:46,766 --> 01:40:48,366
好吗我才刚来

2232
01:40:49,933 --> 01:40:52,799
今天非常意外又不意外的直播

2233
01:40:52,800 --> 01:40:54,133
就想下班

2234
01:40:54,400 --> 01:40:56,666
那拜托多跟我说说话吧

2235
01:41:02,566 --> 01:41:04,533
或者说今天下午

2236
01:41:05,633 --> 01:41:07,133
下午刚刚考完

2237
01:41:07,133 --> 01:41:08,999
然后睡了一会接着就来播

2238
01:41:09,000 --> 01:41:10,633
可能刚才还没有那么好

2239
01:41:10,633 --> 01:41:13,333
所以我们排班没排明天嘛

2240
01:41:13,766 --> 01:41:15,833
想着今天赶快赶快

2241
01:41:15,833 --> 01:41:17,333
因为好几天没播了

2242
01:41:17,333 --> 01:41:18,733
进来跟大家聊聊天

2243
01:41:18,866 --> 01:41:21,533
然后明天休息休息调整状态

2244
01:41:21,600 --> 01:41:25,366
找找找找感觉找找感觉啊

2245
01:41:25,366 --> 01:41:27,233
我知道了啦

2246
01:41:30,133 --> 01:41:31,733
我知道了啦

2247
01:41:40,633 --> 01:41:42,233
前几天在一个直播间

2248
01:41:42,233 --> 01:41:43,799
手摇不该的独轮车

2249
01:41:43,800 --> 01:41:46,166
被办了办的好该

2250
01:41:47,866 --> 01:41:49,933
说好的24小时监视会

2251
01:41:49,933 --> 01:41:51,466
没有这种事啊

2252
01:41:51,666 --> 01:41:55,033
你明明说的是可以把把那个什么

2253
01:41:55,800 --> 01:41:59,866
把这个新手教程玩完就可以下了

2254
01:42:01,233 --> 01:42:03,199
你明明没那么说的

2255
01:42:05,266 --> 01:42:07,133
把我的设置打开一下

2256
01:42:08,366 --> 01:42:12,066
哎你怎么都是灰啊宝宝

2257
01:42:13,366 --> 01:42:15,766
他看起来像一具尸体天呐

2258
01:42:18,200 --> 01:42:19,966
天呐他死了

2259
01:42:20,666 --> 01:42:21,866
完蛋了

2260
01:42:32,366 --> 01:42:33,666
啊好多灰

2261
01:42:34,666 --> 01:42:35,866
别试好吗

2262
01:42:35,866 --> 01:42:37,366
没电了没电了

2263
01:42:37,600 --> 01:42:38,800
咱给他充个电

2264
01:42:39,400 --> 01:42:40,200
哎

2265
01:42:41,133 --> 01:42:42,399
总是要面对的

2266
01:42:42,400 --> 01:42:44,366
是吧是吧

2267
01:42:44,400 --> 01:42:46,433
念所以才打的开嘛

2268
01:42:46,433 --> 01:42:47,066
短路了嘛

2269
01:42:47,066 --> 01:42:48,166
电池挂了嘛

2270
01:42:48,166 --> 01:42:49,333
电池没挂吧

2271
01:42:49,533 --> 01:42:50,599
应该没挂吧

2272
01:42:51,033 --> 01:42:53,066
虽然这个机子已经蛮多年了

2273
01:42:53,066 --> 01:42:55,599
但是你们就想以主播玩他的这个

2274
01:42:56,466 --> 01:42:58,799
这个频率来说啊

2275
01:42:59,033 --> 01:43:01,733
他甚至摇杆还没飘过呢

2276
01:43:01,833 --> 01:43:03,166
有一点点飘

2277
01:43:03,600 --> 01:43:05,733
右边摇杆有一点点飘的

2278
01:43:06,133 --> 01:43:08,866
但主播暂时还不是很想换他

2279
01:43:17,566 --> 01:43:19,933
锂电池太久空电伤寿命

2280
01:43:19,933 --> 01:43:21,466
空电是什么意思啊

2281
01:43:22,766 --> 01:43:26,266
女大学生自用99新也不是不行

2282
01:43:29,233 --> 01:43:30,999
虽然这个机子很久了

2283
01:43:31,133 --> 01:43:32,533
但确实是99新啊

2284
01:43:32,533 --> 01:43:33,533
就像主播

2285
01:43:33,533 --> 01:43:39,066
主播之前有一条拿来收藏的那种裙子

2286
01:43:39,633 --> 01:43:40,599
哈喽无畏

2287
01:43:45,166 --> 01:43:47,833
主播有一条拿来收藏的裙子啊

2288
01:43:48,233 --> 01:43:50,933
到现在已经三年了

2289
01:43:51,000 --> 01:43:52,366
连吊牌都没摘

2290
01:43:52,600 --> 01:43:54,200
你说这是不是99新的

2291
01:43:54,200 --> 01:43:57,166
也算吧就从来都没穿过

2292
01:43:57,333 --> 01:43:59,066
只是我拿着收藏的

2293
01:44:01,366 --> 01:44:03,799
吹下来的灰能当进展礼物吗

2294
01:44:03,800 --> 01:44:05,333
玩的越来越大了

2295
01:44:05,933 --> 01:44:06,733
嗯

2296
01:44:08,400 --> 01:44:09,366
还穿得下吗

2297
01:44:09,366 --> 01:44:10,666
你怎么知道穿不下

2298
01:44:10,666 --> 01:44:12,666
本来买的时候就穿不下

2299
01:44:16,800 --> 01:44:17,833
太小了

2300
01:44:20,133 --> 01:44:22,599
三年长高了吗长高了

2301
01:44:25,366 --> 01:44:27,233
燕子你还有长吗

2302
01:44:28,066 --> 01:44:29,799
应该有长高了吧

2303
01:44:31,133 --> 01:44:32,199
三阿哥

2304
01:44:32,333 --> 01:44:33,866
你又长高了

2305
01:44:37,833 --> 01:44:41,033
喵喵再长高也不会超过一米6的

2306
01:44:41,933 --> 01:44:43,833
永远的一米59.5啊

2307
01:44:43,833 --> 01:44:45,999
可能变成了一米59.8吧

2308
01:44:46,966 --> 01:44:50,633
因为我对于萝莉的身高要求就是

2309
01:44:50,933 --> 01:44:52,399
不能超过一米6

2310
01:44:52,400 --> 01:44:55,033
超过一米6就不能算萝莉了

2311
01:44:55,366 --> 01:44:57,566
但是又不能只有一米四几

2312
01:44:57,566 --> 01:44:59,566
一米四几的话感觉像

2313
01:45:00,566 --> 01:45:02,233
像怎么说像小学生啊

2314
01:45:02,233 --> 01:45:05,033
有一种淡淡的非法感

2315
01:45:05,633 --> 01:45:09,666
就必须是一米55以上才是完美的萝莉

2316
01:45:11,733 --> 01:45:14,866
我们用了7年的时间长高了4厘米

2317
01:45:14,866 --> 01:45:15,733
真的吗

2318
01:45:16,866 --> 01:45:17,666
哎

2319
01:45:18,666 --> 01:45:22,033
居然居然读了大学还能继续长高

2320
01:45:22,933 --> 01:45:23,799
这么厉害

2321
01:45:28,866 --> 01:45:32,333
什么谈到的女朋友3年没碰过手

2322
01:45:32,333 --> 01:45:34,966
你不会是网恋被骗8,000吧

2323
01:45:35,233 --> 01:45:36,833
3年的话可能有8万

2324
01:45:37,366 --> 01:45:40,066
你不会是网网恋被骗8万吧

2325
01:45:42,766 --> 01:45:45,766
怎么会有人谈恋爱3年连手都没拉过

2326
01:45:45,766 --> 01:45:46,799
我不相信

2327
01:45:47,433 --> 01:45:48,466
不可能吧

2328
01:45:50,400 --> 01:45:52,600
难道你们是在梦中神交

2329
01:45:55,066 --> 01:45:57,266
他知道他是你对象吗

2330
01:45:58,366 --> 01:46:01,433
霓虹调查最受欢迎的女生身高是

2331
01:46:01,633 --> 01:46:02,666
一米58

2332
01:46:04,800 --> 01:46:07,633
但是我觉得在在国内的话

2333
01:46:07,633 --> 01:46:10,999
可能要一米六五到一米七左右

2334
01:46:11,566 --> 01:46:11,933
因为

2335
01:46:11,933 --> 01:46:15,333
本来我们就比以后那边人要高一点

2336
01:46:16,400 --> 01:46:18,133
萝莉不是135-149

2337
01:46:18,133 --> 01:46:19,433
那是幼女吧

2338
01:46:19,666 --> 01:46:21,366
这是犯罪行为

2339
01:46:22,166 --> 01:46:24,066
触及了犯罪行为

2340
01:46:28,400 --> 01:46:29,733
3年想往门

2341
01:46:29,733 --> 01:46:30,766
他知道吧

2342
01:46:30,866 --> 01:46:32,266
他知他知道吧

2343
01:46:34,000 --> 01:46:35,233
他不该知道吧

2344
01:46:35,266 --> 01:46:36,966
你是不是有点抑郁症了

2345
01:46:37,033 --> 01:46:37,733
怎么可能

2346
01:46:37,733 --> 01:46:39,799
谈恋爱3年连手都没拉过

2347
01:46:40,766 --> 01:46:42,766
这人你异想出来的吧

2348
01:46:47,766 --> 01:46:50,366
还是建议多看看那个什么

2349
01:46:50,366 --> 01:46:52,766
去精神卫生中心好好问一下

2350
01:46:52,766 --> 01:46:54,466
这个人到底存不存在呢

2351
01:46:56,366 --> 01:46:58,999
差不多尤其主播还是都买猫咪

2352
01:47:00,566 --> 01:47:02,399
1米58 一米59

2353
01:47:02,433 --> 01:47:03,533
这不正好吗

2354
01:47:14,266 --> 01:47:15,833
你对象紫色头发吧

2355
01:47:15,833 --> 01:47:18,133
啊他说的是老子啊

2356
01:47:18,266 --> 01:47:19,266
老子是你爹

2357
01:47:19,266 --> 01:47:20,566
你在说你呢

2358
01:47:21,233 --> 01:47:22,033
哎

2359
01:47:23,866 --> 01:47:25,199
还什么人间体

2360
01:47:25,200 --> 01:47:27,133
一米7没有的事啊

2361
01:47:27,333 --> 01:47:28,966
就是一米59.5啊

2362
01:47:32,966 --> 01:47:36,066
但是一米59.5的猫应该有多重呢

2363
01:47:37,933 --> 01:47:39,033
就一直没有

2364
01:47:39,033 --> 01:47:41,733
给绵绵做一个公式体重设定啊

2365
01:47:41,733 --> 01:47:43,399
让大家自由发挥着

2366
01:47:43,400 --> 01:47:45,366
主要不知道应该写多重

2367
01:47:48,333 --> 01:47:51,633
你的意思是你对东北的空白印象是

2368
01:47:51,633 --> 01:47:55,766
人均一米7和一米8斗斗眼

2369
01:47:56,066 --> 01:47:56,933
嗯

2370
01:47:57,833 --> 01:47:59,366
斗眼斗眼

2371
01:47:59,366 --> 01:48:01,433
再定个200万也行吧

2372
01:48:02,233 --> 01:48:04,333
紫色肥猫应该是这样的

2373
01:48:09,833 --> 01:48:10,933
这是卡车

2374
01:48:11,200 --> 01:48:12,366
哈哈

2375
01:48:12,533 --> 01:48:14,533
我有一辆肥猫

2376
01:48:15,666 --> 01:48:16,466
什么

2377
01:48:22,566 --> 01:48:23,366
主

2378
01:48:27,400 --> 01:48:28,200
播

2379
01:48:36,533 --> 01:48:39,333
有时候怀疑热衷于什么

2380
01:48:39,333 --> 01:48:44,533
热衷于参与网络大乱斗的黄金年代

2381
01:48:44,533 --> 01:48:47,066
黄金年岁可能就那么几年

2382
01:48:47,666 --> 01:48:52,433
等到过了这种富有热情的阶段了之后

2383
01:48:52,533 --> 01:48:56,799
就感觉很多大家吵起来的事情啊关

2384
01:48:56,800 --> 01:48:57,833
心的事情啊

2385
01:48:57,966 --> 01:49:01,399
好像以前都有过相似的这种情节啊

2386
01:49:01,400 --> 01:49:03,600
在一遍一遍的轮回上演

2387
01:49:03,600 --> 01:49:06,166
然后由此对于参团啊

2388
01:49:06,166 --> 01:49:08,166
对于这个打团啊

2389
01:49:08,166 --> 01:49:10,266
然后什么对于瑞平啊

2390
01:49:10,266 --> 01:49:12,766
之类的兴趣也会逐渐的消退

2391
01:49:13,066 --> 01:49:15,733
呈现了一种赛博阳痿的状态

2392
01:49:17,566 --> 01:49:18,966
哎为什么会这样呢

2393
01:49:19,033 --> 01:49:21,266
就是人年事已高

2394
01:49:21,666 --> 01:49:22,766
力不从心

2395
01:49:22,966 --> 01:49:24,199
一说要瑞平

2396
01:49:24,200 --> 01:49:26,533
然后就假装很忙

2397
01:49:26,533 --> 01:49:27,666
假装有事

2398
01:49:28,033 --> 01:49:29,333
假装这个加班

2399
01:49:29,333 --> 01:49:30,399
假装工作

2400
01:49:31,833 --> 01:49:33,566
别人一说绵绵啊

2401
01:49:33,566 --> 01:49:34,966
又到瑞嫔时间了

2402
01:49:34,966 --> 01:49:36,933
绵绵就故左右而言他

2403
01:49:37,166 --> 01:49:40,066
是不是也是种赛博阳痿的感觉呢

2404
01:49:40,766 --> 01:49:42,933
锐气功利尽失

2405
01:49:46,733 --> 01:49:47,533
嗯

2406
01:49:48,633 --> 01:49:51,199
可能是更加圆滑了一点吧

2407
01:49:52,800 --> 01:49:53,433
微微春光

2408
01:49:53,433 --> 01:49:55,333
来来去去都是那件事

2409
01:49:55,333 --> 01:49:56,533
有点萎了

2410
01:49:58,866 --> 01:50:01,733
主要是一直保持锐气

2411
01:50:01,733 --> 01:50:04,133
感觉不能经历太多的挫折

2412
01:50:05,566 --> 01:50:07,366
因为你自己经历的挫折之后

2413
01:50:07,366 --> 01:50:09,633
你发现自己处理的也不好

2414
01:50:09,633 --> 01:50:10,833
那比如要放主播

2415
01:50:10,833 --> 01:50:14,133
以前主播肯定会说肯定会说对吧

2416
01:50:14,133 --> 01:50:18,066
这个大家大家都去改直播间标题啊

2417
01:50:18,066 --> 01:50:18,966
都去是吧

2418
01:50:19,200 --> 01:50:22,666
都去在直播间就改成等谁谁谁的

2419
01:50:22,666 --> 01:50:24,966
一点也不尊重自己现在在看着观众啊

2420
01:50:24,966 --> 01:50:26,599
是吧你自己的直播内容

2421
01:50:26,833 --> 01:50:27,966
然后这个

2422
01:50:29,533 --> 01:50:30,333
你把标题

2423
01:50:30,333 --> 01:50:32,533
等一个他不知道会不会来的人

2424
01:50:33,600 --> 01:50:35,000
然后你这场直播主题

2425
01:50:35,000 --> 01:50:38,233
你就为了这个人在在在等这个人在播

2426
01:50:38,800 --> 01:50:41,666
那你就不觉得你这个就很那个什么吧

2427
01:50:41,833 --> 01:50:44,233
他要是本来就给你打米也就算了

2428
01:50:44,400 --> 01:50:45,866
他都没有给你打过米的

2429
01:50:45,866 --> 01:50:47,833
然后你对于他的这个重视程度

2430
01:50:47,833 --> 01:50:48,633
就已经

2431
01:50:48,733 --> 01:50:50,966
就已经超过了你自己直播内容啊

2432
01:50:50,966 --> 01:50:53,066
你自己直播间秩序啊什么什么之类的

2433
01:50:53,333 --> 01:50:55,066
我觉得还还蛮奇怪的

2434
01:50:55,066 --> 01:50:56,466
那我可能以前就会这么说啊

2435
01:50:56,466 --> 01:50:58,133
但现在啊

2436
01:50:59,066 --> 01:51:01,733
最好活下去就很很难了

2437
01:51:03,166 --> 01:51:04,266
等等就等等吧

2438
01:51:04,266 --> 01:51:06,733
能好好直播就好好直播吧是吧

2439
01:51:08,733 --> 01:51:09,999
哈哈哈

2440
01:51:10,000 --> 01:51:12,866
也不能这么说嘛也不能这么说嘛

2441
01:51:12,866 --> 01:51:14,666
那你说主播这这一场

2442
01:51:14,666 --> 01:51:16,999
这一场直播赚了10块钱

2443
01:51:17,000 --> 01:51:18,766
然后去笑人家

2444
01:51:18,866 --> 01:51:20,566
那不是纯纯的酸

2445
01:51:20,633 --> 01:51:21,433
是吧

2446
01:51:22,466 --> 01:51:23,766
感觉有点抖化

2447
01:51:23,766 --> 01:51:24,799
那只能说

2448
01:51:25,533 --> 01:51:27,466
呃主播的本质

2449
01:51:28,033 --> 01:51:29,466
娱乐主播的本质

2450
01:51:29,466 --> 01:51:32,333
虽然向所有人面向所有人去提供内容

2451
01:51:32,533 --> 01:51:33,433
但是

2452
01:51:35,133 --> 01:51:37,599
本质上就还是需要营收的

2453
01:51:37,600 --> 01:51:39,066
那只能说这么说吧

2454
01:51:39,066 --> 01:51:40,399
那怎么办呢

2455
01:51:41,200 --> 01:51:42,733
没什么办法吧

2456
01:51:46,066 --> 01:51:48,199
那你要说去指责这种行为的话

2457
01:51:48,200 --> 01:51:50,566
那绵绵你想不想要流水

2458
01:51:50,566 --> 01:51:51,666
你想不想要流水

2459
01:51:51,666 --> 01:51:53,233
你没有钱你能活得下去吗

2460
01:51:53,233 --> 01:51:55,399
没有饭吃你会不闭月吗

2461
01:51:55,433 --> 01:51:57,399
我没有办法回答这些问题

2462
01:51:58,233 --> 01:52:00,966
是吧这个香草加橙汁

2463
01:52:02,033 --> 01:52:03,266
别许了行

2464
01:52:03,333 --> 01:52:04,733
你这个店长已经

2465
01:52:04,733 --> 01:52:06,866
已经能到那个什么时候了吧

2466
01:52:07,833 --> 01:52:09,333
你这店长到什么时候了

2467
01:52:09,333 --> 01:52:13,633
202520262027 感觉要去一辈子了

2468
01:52:13,800 --> 01:52:15,000
这什么十年之约

2469
01:52:15,000 --> 01:52:15,533
十年之后

2470
01:52:15,533 --> 01:52:16,433
看看谁还挂在

2471
01:52:16,433 --> 01:52:19,733
明明直播间的那个大航海高能榜上

2472
01:52:22,433 --> 01:52:23,733
橙子是想吃饭

2473
01:52:27,733 --> 01:52:30,166
他不是已经点了米线了吗

2474
01:52:30,333 --> 01:52:31,833
香草加橙子

2475
01:52:36,133 --> 01:52:38,433
b赞美的舰长还在

2476
01:52:38,766 --> 01:52:39,466
哎呀

2477
01:52:39,466 --> 01:52:41,966
一点暗香的舰长你也轰动一下

2478
01:52:41,966 --> 01:52:43,866
应该多感谢支持

2479
01:52:44,800 --> 01:52:45,866
那你说我评论评论

2480
01:52:45,866 --> 01:52:47,933
万一一个最细致化的情况

2481
01:52:47,933 --> 01:52:48,766
万一我评论评论

2482
01:52:48,766 --> 01:52:49,766
人家本人进来了

2483
01:52:49,766 --> 01:52:51,399
然后你说我是继续说呢

2484
01:52:51,400 --> 01:52:52,533
还是不继续说呢

2485
01:52:52,533 --> 01:52:54,399
是吧就出现一个尴尬情况

2486
01:52:54,400 --> 01:52:56,400
因为他并不像以前一样

2487
01:52:56,400 --> 01:52:58,333
就比如说瑞平一些啊

2488
01:52:58,333 --> 01:53:00,233
这个瓜主啊

2489
01:53:00,233 --> 01:53:00,933
当事人啊

2490
01:53:00,933 --> 01:53:03,933
或者说这个传统的AWT这种牌

2491
01:53:04,266 --> 01:53:06,066
没有没有这种情况

2492
01:53:06,133 --> 01:53:07,933
他们本人肯定不会来看的

2493
01:53:07,933 --> 01:53:10,133
所以说针对他们的这种讨论啊

2494
01:53:10,133 --> 01:53:11,633
批评啊或者说节奏啊

2495
01:53:11,633 --> 01:53:12,333
都格外激

2496
01:53:12,333 --> 01:53:14,999
烈因为大家都会觉得

2497
01:53:15,066 --> 01:53:17,233
我怎么讨论那也就是我自己的事

2498
01:53:17,233 --> 01:53:18,533
我们二创的事情

2499
01:53:18,666 --> 01:53:20,599
本人中毒肯定不会来看的

2500
01:53:20,833 --> 01:53:23,133
那万一说你在评价谁的时候

2501
01:53:23,133 --> 01:53:25,233
这个谁忽然进来一下

2502
01:53:25,466 --> 01:53:26,599
你说你是说呢

2503
01:53:26,600 --> 01:53:27,333
你是不说呢

2504
01:53:27,333 --> 01:53:28,833
就很尴尬你知道吧

2505
01:53:29,066 --> 01:53:29,599
主打一个

2506
01:53:29,600 --> 01:53:30,333
我不尴尬

2507
01:53:30,333 --> 01:53:32,733
因为现在继续说话都没看到你

2508
01:53:32,733 --> 01:53:34,233
别说你主播的眼睛

2509
01:53:34,733 --> 01:53:36,399
谁进来主播真看不到人

2510
01:53:36,400 --> 01:53:37,633
那那有可能是

2511
01:53:37,633 --> 01:53:38,433
确实也没有

2512
01:53:38,433 --> 01:53:39,799
没有没有那什么吧

2513
01:53:39,933 --> 01:53:40,933
没有提示吧

2514
01:53:40,933 --> 01:53:41,733
是吧

2515
01:53:41,800 --> 01:53:43,266
现在就是这样的一个版本

2516
01:53:43,266 --> 01:53:45,566
但是对于手老来说

2517
01:53:45,566 --> 01:53:46,366
手老消费了

2518
01:53:46,366 --> 01:53:47,233
手老有体验

2519
01:53:47,233 --> 01:53:49,133
手老走到哪都夹到欢迎

2520
01:53:49,266 --> 01:53:51,166
那他他是有体验的

2521
01:53:51,166 --> 01:53:55,133
我觉得他也不会去反对这种情况的

2522
01:53:55,933 --> 01:53:57,066
直接连麦润平

2523
01:53:57,066 --> 01:53:57,966
别的主播

2524
01:53:57,966 --> 01:53:59,633
你你哎呦

2525
01:53:59,633 --> 01:54:00,666
求求你了你

2526
01:54:00,666 --> 01:54:02,199
收了你神通吧

2527
01:54:02,866 --> 01:54:04,433
收了收了神通吧

2528
01:54:04,433 --> 01:54:05,866
主播还想活着呢

2529
01:54:05,933 --> 01:54:08,833
主播想好好的好好直播了

2530
01:54:09,633 --> 01:54:10,599
不想死

2531
01:54:11,233 --> 01:54:14,333
现在还没有到该死的时候吧

2532
01:54:22,033 --> 01:54:23,766
但是版本是这样的吗

2533
01:54:23,766 --> 01:54:26,033
你也没有办法去反抗人家

2534
01:54:26,033 --> 01:54:29,266
只能说你自己有什么坚持有什么想法

2535
01:54:29,266 --> 01:54:31,133
有什么约束之类的

2536
01:54:31,366 --> 01:54:33,133
就多约束约束自己吧

2537
01:54:33,133 --> 01:54:34,399
老约束别人

2538
01:54:36,566 --> 01:54:39,866
这东西除非是完全错误的事情

2539
01:54:39,866 --> 01:54:42,133
否则都是各有各的理

2540
01:54:42,133 --> 01:54:43,266
各有各的道理

2541
01:54:43,333 --> 01:54:44,533
各有各的理解

2542
01:54:44,533 --> 01:54:45,633
各有各的观众

2543
01:54:45,633 --> 01:54:48,633
各有各的这种立场嘛

2544
01:54:50,533 --> 01:54:51,566
憋死好吗

2545
01:54:51,566 --> 01:54:52,366
你们看他们

2546
01:54:52,366 --> 01:54:53,166
他们

2547
01:54:53,266 --> 01:54:54,833
他们叫我干的事

2548
01:54:54,833 --> 01:54:57,833
桩桩件件不都是要把主播按死的事

2549
01:55:02,666 --> 01:55:03,599
不用担心

2550
01:55:03,600 --> 01:55:06,033
主播虽然什么不惹事

2551
01:55:06,033 --> 01:55:06,933
但也怕事

2552
01:55:06,933 --> 01:55:08,033
放心最平边

2553
01:55:08,033 --> 01:55:09,599
人帅仙气

2554
01:55:09,833 --> 01:55:11,166
那你说我现在说了

2555
01:55:11,166 --> 01:55:12,733
我说不应该为了这个

2556
01:55:12,733 --> 01:55:12,999
什么

2557
01:55:13,000 --> 01:55:15,000
不应该为了某一个素未谋面的时候

2558
01:55:15,000 --> 01:55:16,400
老把自己的直播内容

2559
01:55:16,400 --> 01:55:18,800
然后搞成就是等哥

2560
01:55:18,800 --> 01:55:19,033
们

2561
01:55:19,033 --> 01:55:21,399
或者把自己直播标题写改成等哥们啊

2562
01:55:21,400 --> 01:55:22,200
之类

2563
01:55:26,466 --> 01:55:28,966
然后万一大家都反对我

2564
01:55:28,966 --> 01:55:30,666
直接扒我一下看看

2565
01:55:30,966 --> 01:55:33,266
绵绵啊你平常欢不欢迎舰长呀

2566
01:55:33,266 --> 01:55:34,199
欢不欢迎总督啊

2567
01:55:34,200 --> 01:55:35,366
你谢不谢礼物啊

2568
01:55:35,366 --> 01:55:37,333
是吧你这不是也商业化吗

2569
01:55:37,333 --> 01:55:38,466
打不打PK啊

2570
01:55:38,666 --> 01:55:39,533
然后就现在

2571
01:55:39,533 --> 01:55:40,633
这不就是人家

2572
01:55:40,933 --> 01:55:43,033
人家大哥没有来你直播间看

2573
01:55:43,033 --> 01:55:46,166
然后你现在就在这边讲一些酸话是吧

2574
01:55:46,166 --> 01:55:49,799
你平常自己自己诱导消费也不少吗

2575
01:55:49,800 --> 01:55:50,833
是不是咩咩

2576
01:55:51,933 --> 01:55:52,933
然后主播

2577
01:55:53,000 --> 01:55:56,266
主播即将被挂上这个历史的断头台啊

2578
01:55:56,266 --> 01:55:58,566
我都能预料到好不好

2579
01:55:59,000 --> 01:56:00,600
想看广东大哥的私信

2580
01:56:00,600 --> 01:56:02,400
你别说比起他来看我

2581
01:56:02,400 --> 01:56:05,533
我确实也比较想看一下他的私信啊

2582
01:56:05,533 --> 01:56:06,333
好吧

2583
01:56:07,600 --> 01:56:09,400
我确实也想看看他的私信

2584
01:56:09,400 --> 01:56:11,200
不知道每天啊

2585
01:56:11,200 --> 01:56:12,966
每天打开那个私信箱

2586
01:56:12,966 --> 01:56:15,566
应该是像那个皇上上朝一样吧

2587
01:56:15,566 --> 01:56:19,466
雪花一般的这个折子飞过来

2588
01:56:22,466 --> 01:56:23,366
别说谢礼物

2589
01:56:23,366 --> 01:56:24,966
主播平时都不直播的

2590
01:56:24,966 --> 01:56:26,333
你可拉倒吧

2591
01:56:27,000 --> 01:56:28,966
主播这现在在干嘛呢

2592
01:56:29,066 --> 01:56:29,866
是吧

2593
01:56:30,766 --> 01:56:32,133
像皇上上朝一样

2594
01:56:32,133 --> 01:56:35,866
哈哈哈形容别的

2595
01:56:35,866 --> 01:56:37,633
这个怎么说呢

2596
01:56:37,633 --> 01:56:40,433
形容别的那个石油佬像皇帝一样

2597
01:56:40,433 --> 01:56:42,233
可能是他有牌子可翻

2598
01:56:42,566 --> 01:56:44,999
但是形容果冻大亨像皇帝一样

2599
01:56:45,000 --> 01:56:45,633
那是说明

2600
01:56:45,633 --> 01:56:49,433
他的私信像那个上朝的折子一样

2601
01:56:49,433 --> 01:56:51,199
雪花一般飞来呀

2602
01:56:51,200 --> 01:56:52,433
堆在那个桌子上

2603
01:56:52,433 --> 01:56:54,133
都不是后宫的问题了

2604
01:56:54,366 --> 01:56:56,599
感觉数量比前朝要多得多啊

2605
01:56:58,233 --> 01:57:00,999
而且你们就如果对主播感兴趣的话

2606
01:57:01,000 --> 01:57:03,533
你们可以去看一下他那个粉丝量

2607
01:57:03,533 --> 01:57:06,333
他那个粉丝里面基本上怎么说呢

2608
01:57:06,333 --> 01:57:07,866
一万多个粉丝吧

2609
01:57:07,866 --> 01:57:10,599
应该得有个18,000的都是主播

2610
01:57:10,600 --> 01:57:13,333
从来没见过这么多主播啊哈哈

2611
01:57:15,333 --> 01:57:17,166
人实在太多了吧

2612
01:57:17,400 --> 01:57:17,966
不是不是

2613
01:57:17,966 --> 01:57:19,666
主播也太多了

2614
01:57:26,533 --> 01:57:27,466
发生什么事

2615
01:57:27,466 --> 01:57:28,433
了哥们

2616
01:57:28,433 --> 01:57:33,633
哥们一周在直播区狂打了1,000多个w

2617
01:57:49,433 --> 01:57:50,999
嗯嗯对

2618
01:57:51,200 --> 01:57:52,333
所以大家都在

2619
01:57:52,333 --> 01:57:54,766
都在把那个标题改成等他呀

2620
01:57:59,366 --> 01:58:00,733
评价几十万粉丝

2621
01:58:00,733 --> 01:58:02,266
个人是大v带粉丝表

2622
01:58:02,266 --> 01:58:03,399
很正常很正常

2623
01:58:03,400 --> 01:58:05,000
大家都是要吃饭的

2624
01:58:05,000 --> 01:58:07,266
大家大家都要吃饭很正常

2625
01:58:15,266 --> 01:58:16,233
说到吃饭

2626
01:58:17,466 --> 01:58:18,833
主播可以等一下

2627
01:58:18,833 --> 01:58:20,133
看看看看

2628
01:58:20,333 --> 01:58:20,933
准备准备

2629
01:58:20,933 --> 01:58:21,866
要不要下播

2630
01:58:22,633 --> 01:58:23,433
要吗

2631
01:58:36,766 --> 01:58:39,799
我觉得全网这种类型的

2632
01:58:42,466 --> 01:58:45,133
大跌可能也是很少的吧

2633
01:58:45,800 --> 01:58:48,800
说实话我还真第一次见这种场面

2634
01:59:06,133 --> 01:59:26,866
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

2635
01:59:39,466 --> 01:59:42,433
放眼世界美酒看直播一个月打八折

2636
01:59:42,433 --> 01:59:43,466
不是一个月了

2637
01:59:43,466 --> 01:59:44,433
是半个月

2638
01:59:49,400 --> 01:59:51,466
感觉早晚有一天能在营销号啊

2639
01:59:51,466 --> 01:59:54,266
或者新闻啊什么的上面见到哥们

2640
02:00:03,866 --> 02:00:04,666
我

2641
02:00:05,833 --> 02:00:06,633
还以为是

2642
02:00:06,633 --> 02:00:09,166
他是最近这几个月才来看的

2643
02:00:10,833 --> 02:00:14,866
she thought i did i eat at all

2644
02:00:18,166 --> 02:00:20,666
pull the guy

2645
02:00:35,400 --> 02:00:36,866
现在去套上你的工笔

2646
02:00:36,866 --> 02:00:39,399
等他拿到笔录回来上供给主播

2647
02:00:39,400 --> 02:00:40,633
你是懂得什么

2648
02:00:41,466 --> 02:00:43,399
你是懂得矩阵账号

2649
02:00:47,400 --> 02:00:54,533
的我不得已去告诉他你就是我自己

2650
02:00:56,466 --> 02:00:59,366
i'll do it all through

2651
02:00:59,533 --> 02:01:02,133
我不因为主动

2652
02:01:02,400 --> 02:01:05,866
或许能有你我真的不可能

2653
02:01:07,333 --> 02:01:08,799
阿里嘎多

2654
02:01:16,066 --> 02:01:17,033
怎

2655
02:01:19,066 --> 02:01:19,866
么

2656
02:01:20,833 --> 02:01:21,633
办

2657
02:01:22,833 --> 02:01:26,333
nothing more come on over here

2658
02:01:26,466 --> 02:01:28,766
cause shaking i do

2659
02:01:33,466 --> 02:01:34,266
to

2660
02:01:41,833 --> 02:01:44,966
the yummy

2661
02:01:51,800 --> 02:01:52,766
guy

2662
02:01:53,933 --> 02:01:56,799
要不我还是想个办法把它拔了吧

2663
02:02:04,966 --> 02:02:05,766
痛痛

2664
02:02:08,733 --> 02:02:09,533
本来

2665
02:02:13,566 --> 02:02:14,566
他打的还多

2666
02:02:14,566 --> 02:02:16,166
把他热成了皇杯

2667
02:02:16,166 --> 02:02:17,666
还是不是一回事

2668
02:02:29,433 --> 02:02:31,733
我相信大家说的

2669
02:02:32,566 --> 02:02:34,033
我相信你们说的

2670
02:02:34,033 --> 02:02:36,033
上面的支持好烦人

2671
02:02:36,066 --> 02:02:37,399
不能骗我

2672
02:02:44,866 --> 02:02:47,533
到时候是骗我回来清算是

2673
02:02:52,133 --> 02:02:53,399
但拔完智齿的话

2674
02:02:53,400 --> 02:02:55,966
是不是也会有几天没办法直播啊

2675
02:02:55,966 --> 02:02:57,866
脸上会肿起来吧我觉得

2676
02:03:01,633 --> 02:03:02,799
放电烟喽

2677
02:03:02,933 --> 02:03:04,366
这齿可以当电脑礼物吗

2678
02:03:04,366 --> 02:03:07,399
不可以你当时家里面小狗换牙了

2679
02:03:07,400 --> 02:03:10,000
把那个牙留下来嘛

2680
02:03:10,166 --> 02:03:11,066
不可以

2681
02:03:12,266 --> 02:03:14,266
拔智齿要看人的

2682
02:03:15,666 --> 02:03:17,366
出来漏风直播吗

2683
02:03:17,400 --> 02:03:18,666
就喜欢就好这口

2684
02:03:18,666 --> 02:03:19,966
什么幼教是吧

2685
02:03:19,966 --> 02:03:22,566
你们来教我怎么在牙牙学语

2686
02:03:22,566 --> 02:03:23,633
什么擦屁

2687
02:03:31,066 --> 02:03:31,866
行了

2688
02:03:46,866 --> 02:03:49,033
上面的牙齿往下扔

2689
02:03:49,033 --> 02:03:51,999
可以让牙齿快点再长一个出来

2690
02:03:52,266 --> 02:03:53,466
教教教

2691
02:03:55,466 --> 02:03:57,633
你教我扔智齿是吧

2692
02:03:58,566 --> 02:04:01,066
智齿再找一个我要不要活了

2693
02:04:02,333 --> 02:04:04,733
哎你怎么复活了啊

2694
02:04:04,733 --> 02:04:06,566
智齿的主人米亚咪啊

2695
02:04:06,566 --> 02:04:07,966
你怎么死了

2696
02:04:10,466 --> 02:04:12,599
你再让智齿再找一个出来

2697
02:04:12,600 --> 02:04:14,433
我真的要死掉了

2698
02:04:14,733 --> 02:04:17,633
还算幸福美满

2699
02:04:27,866 --> 02:04:29,933
肚子这个东西如果长歪了

2700
02:04:29,933 --> 02:04:31,466
肯定是要拔的

2701
02:04:32,000 --> 02:04:33,133
他没长歪了

2702
02:04:33,133 --> 02:04:35,866
他只是咬我的牙

2703
02:04:37,266 --> 02:04:39,966
肥猫是每天健身环的体质

2704
02:04:39,966 --> 02:04:40,766
可以

2705
02:04:40,766 --> 02:04:42,833
现在这个视频不好说

2706
02:04:46,766 --> 02:04:47,766
好吧

2707
02:04:49,933 --> 02:04:53,433
感觉没有什么反驳的办法

2708
02:04:55,666 --> 02:04:56,866
好不甘心

2709
02:04:57,533 --> 02:05:00,599
为什么我不能反驳你可恶啊

2710
02:05:01,833 --> 02:05:02,633
啊

2711
02:05:03,666 --> 02:05:05,133
哈喽不啊

2712
02:05:06,600 --> 02:05:07,833
早上好

2713
02:05:08,800 --> 02:05:10,166
要下播了

2714
02:05:10,933 --> 02:05:11,933
你们支持啊

2715
02:05:11,933 --> 02:05:14,166
我以为主播换乳牙呢

2716
02:05:14,633 --> 02:05:18,333
我这小孩子那个牙片其实挺吓人的

2717
02:05:18,833 --> 02:05:22,033
不是会有那种那个小孩子的牙片

2718
02:05:22,833 --> 02:05:25,266
拍完s光之后一看哇

2719
02:05:25,566 --> 02:05:28,866
嘴里面的四盘牙齿像个鲨鱼一样

2720
02:05:29,533 --> 02:05:30,666
真吓人呐

2721
02:05:30,800 --> 02:05:33,833
才算幸福美满

2722
02:05:36,166 --> 02:05:41,966
喝了几杯唱了几段你却哭了

2723
02:05:44,200 --> 02:05:48,433
想去安慰却不知什么立场

2724
02:05:48,533 --> 02:05:52,633
听你说话看你哭湿头发

2725
02:05:53,166 --> 02:05:56,633
我得到了处处风

2726
02:05:57,066 --> 02:05:59,466
真碰到一个长西班牙的人

2727
02:06:00,133 --> 02:06:01,566
难道不是伟人

2728
02:06:01,833 --> 02:06:02,566
好说起来

2729
02:06:02,566 --> 02:06:05,033
你们有没有玩那个最近的那个叫什么

2730
02:06:05,433 --> 02:06:06,233
呃

2731
02:06:07,266 --> 02:06:10,166
伟人邻居的那个游戏啊

2732
02:06:11,333 --> 02:06:12,966
我还有点想播那个

2733
02:06:12,966 --> 02:06:14,933
因为我还挺想玩这个的

2734
02:06:16,433 --> 02:06:18,333
主播这种胆子小的人

2735
02:06:18,533 --> 02:06:21,399
就得配大家那种胆子比较大的

2736
02:06:25,833 --> 02:06:27,833
哦哦哦哦哦

2737
02:06:28,533 --> 02:06:29,433
没玩过

2738
02:06:31,033 --> 02:06:31,233
啊

2739
02:06:31,233 --> 02:06:33,599
我不是刷抖音刷到的啦

2740
02:06:35,433 --> 02:06:38,633
就是我之前就看过那个曼德拉记录吗

2741
02:06:38,633 --> 02:06:42,399
我记得是谁阿枪在我直播间拿s点的

2742
02:06:42,533 --> 02:06:43,566
让我看这个

2743
02:06:44,200 --> 02:06:45,000
买的垃圾

2744
02:06:45,466 --> 02:06:46,866
给我吓吓一跳

2745
02:06:48,000 --> 02:06:49,800
那个不如请出示证件

2746
02:06:49,800 --> 02:06:52,866
请出示证件的那个画面感觉还蛮怪的

2747
02:06:53,400 --> 02:06:55,000
套公式坐牢游戏

2748
02:06:55,000 --> 02:06:56,733
原来你们都玩过啊

2749
02:07:00,866 --> 02:07:02,799
山上的山

2750
02:07:03,633 --> 02:07:04,533
什么东西啊

2751
02:07:04,600 --> 02:07:08,200
你在我这点的曼德拉记录我还记得呢

2752
02:07:08,200 --> 02:07:10,566
你怎么就忘了哎

2753
02:07:15,333 --> 02:07:18,966
才学会怎么忍耐

2754
02:07:19,133 --> 02:07:23,133
你给过我的伤害

2755
02:07:23,133 --> 02:07:27,166
是没有一句责怪

2756
02:07:30,766 --> 02:07:31,633
什么时候播桃树

2757
02:07:31,633 --> 02:07:33,833
没说没有这种事情

2758
02:07:34,466 --> 02:07:36,333
来让我抽一下

2759
02:07:36,333 --> 02:07:38,966
我们明日方舟赠送的10连啊

2760
02:07:38,966 --> 02:07:40,533
登陆第八天赠送10连

2761
02:07:40,533 --> 02:07:42,366
看看能抽出些什么东西呢

2762
02:07:55,200 --> 02:07:56,766
6个四星

2763
02:07:57,166 --> 02:07:58,366
4个三星

2764
02:07:59,733 --> 02:08:00,766
都怪英语

2765
02:08:01,466 --> 02:08:02,833
英语是眉笔

2766
02:08:02,933 --> 02:08:05,766
害我害我抽开紫光

2767
02:08:25,166 --> 02:08:26,933
谢谢爱笑的县长啊

2768
02:08:26,933 --> 02:08:31,199
谢谢地老师的三九的礼物

2769
02:08:34,533 --> 02:08:36,133
这都走了吗嗯

2770
02:08:38,833 --> 02:08:44,199
烽烟起寻爱似浪淘沙

2771
02:08:45,566 --> 02:08:51,166
遇见她如春水映梨花

2772
02:08:52,433 --> 02:08:59,999
挥剑断天涯相思轻放下

2773
02:09:00,000 --> 02:09:05,833
梦中我痴痴牵挂

2774
02:09:07,166 --> 02:09:08,966
顾不顾将相王侯

2775
02:09:08,966 --> 02:09:10,733
管不管万世千秋

2776
02:09:10,733 --> 02:09:12,533
求只求爱化解

2777
02:09:12,533 --> 02:09:15,199
这万丈缠绵永无休

2778
02:09:15,200 --> 02:09:16,866
爱更爱天长地久

2779
02:09:16,866 --> 02:09:18,666
要更要似水温柔

2780
02:09:18,666 --> 02:09:20,933
谁在乎谁主春秋

2781
02:09:21,066 --> 02:09:24,366
一生有爱何惧风飞沙

2782
02:09:24,366 --> 02:09:27,799
悲白发留不住芳华

2783
02:09:28,366 --> 02:09:31,933
抛去江山如画换她笑面如花

2784
02:09:31,933 --> 02:09:34,999
抵过这一生空牵挂

2785
02:09:35,200 --> 02:09:38,466
心若无怨爱恨也随她

2786
02:09:38,533 --> 02:09:42,066
天地大情路永无涯

2787
02:09:42,200 --> 02:09:48,200
只为她袖手天下

2788
02:09:52,333 --> 02:09:53,133
啊

2789
02:10:03,666 --> 02:10:05,399
顾不顾将相王侯

2790
02:10:05,400 --> 02:10:07,066
管不管万世千秋

2791
02:10:07,066 --> 02:10:09,066
求只求爱化解

2792
02:10:09,066 --> 02:10:11,599
这万丈红尘纷乱永无休

2793
02:10:11,633 --> 02:10:13,366
爱更爱天长地久

2794
02:10:13,366 --> 02:10:15,133
要更要似水温柔

2795
02:10:15,133 --> 02:10:17,399
谁在乎谁主春秋

2796
02:10:17,566 --> 02:10:20,733
一生有爱何惧风飞沙

2797
02:10:20,833 --> 02:10:25,799
悲白发留不住芳华抛去江

2798
02:10:26,000 --> 02:10:26,733
江山如画

2799
02:10:26,733 --> 02:10:28,466
换过笑面如花

2800
02:10:28,466 --> 02:10:31,166
抵过这一生空牵挂

2801
02:10:31,800 --> 02:10:32,766
心若无奈

2802
02:10:32,766 --> 02:10:34,766
爱恨也随她

2803
02:10:35,066 --> 02:10:38,133
天地大情路永无涯

2804
02:10:38,833 --> 02:10:41,233
没法我给你唱一句呗

2805
02:10:42,200 --> 02:10:46,233
哦白昼轨道不如思念捣鬼

2806
02:10:46,800 --> 02:10:49,133
躲进被窝空荡的追

2807
02:10:49,133 --> 02:10:52,133
宝贝爱上天也语调

2808
02:10:52,133 --> 02:10:53,666
错了也一样

2809
02:10:54,033 --> 02:10:58,033
不如背弃你我这一生

2810
02:10:58,200 --> 02:11:01,333
吧天天点天天点不知道腻歪

2811
02:11:07,000 --> 02:11:11,966
只为他袖手天下

2812
02:11:14,266 --> 02:11:15,066
3个点

2813
02:11:19,466 --> 02:11:20,933
好像小学生

2814
02:11:23,833 --> 02:11:26,333
爸爸的爸爸叫爷爷

2815
02:11:26,566 --> 02:11:28,933
爸爸的爸爸说

2816
02:11:29,066 --> 02:11:30,399
然后怎么唱来着

2817
02:11:30,533 --> 02:11:34,199
哈哈哈好了好了好了

2818
02:11:34,833 --> 02:11:36,933
主播主播下播了

2819
02:11:46,166 --> 02:11:46,966
我爱你