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slow down slow down slow down

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when you're up up down

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i know i can love you and i think you should slow down

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moshi moshi man i love you baby

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dokey dokey i'm going crazy

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codeine codeine

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i know me i want you

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do not give me no i don't need you miss i sit there

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moshi moshi man i love you baby

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doki doki i'm going crazy

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codeine codeine i no need i want you this my hotel

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give me no ice codeine she miss i sit there

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i hit it rock and moon

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i no need my diamonds

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ski

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na

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na

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na i drink till i call more emo

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emo

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Moshi Moshi man i love you baby

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dokey dokey i'm going crazy

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kody Goldine i know me i want you do not tell

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give me no life no need to miss i said yeah

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Moshi Moshi man i love you baby

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dokey dokey i'm going crazy

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底边了那到怎么说啊

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有吸引力法则了

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天天一个人在直播间里面

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不盼着主播好

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天天就念叨主播

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主播主播什么时候底边呢

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这个这

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哎

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没办法呀

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一个人全责是吧是吧

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这不是纯纯的一年人的责任

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主播正常体面了

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你们会发现主播有一些弹幕啊

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该念还是不念

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哈哈哈

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哎

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没事主播心态挺好

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主播也不能直播哭啊

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那怎么本来来的时间就短了

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来了就就就低一起呀

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哎呦怎么回事啊

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是吧前天有人跟主播说

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要给主播上剑掌的啊

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说好了要给主播上剑掌的

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主播屁颠屁颠的跑过来开播的

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问能不能卸一下昨天斧子哥的盒子

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怎么是发癫了

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晚上来我这开盒子干嘛的

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这不会是像那个什么一样吧

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我操这不敢乱说话了

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是不是一种标记啊

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大家应该都知道

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就是单身独居女性啊

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经常需要在家门口检查一下

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是不是家门口有一些标记啊之类的

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容易被一些团伙盯上

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在门口画一些标记啊

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来来证明什么

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来证明这个这个

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这家人呐

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啊里面只有一个女生

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来证明这是可以作案的地方

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这个

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斧子哥这盒子不会就是这个意思吧

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你不是被室友和了吗

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那那那不一样的

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那那不一样的哦

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不会吧

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我我的同居室友尽是女岳父是吧

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你说我做的对吗

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你打人府又给主播报名

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什么时候给主播报的名

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主播没看到

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类似呃

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相相当于没有啊

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呃不知道你

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主播怎么就6万粉了

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这几个版本没看主播了

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主播刚回来那个月就6万

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粉了好吧

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这都啥时候了

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我们去年12月回来

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我们一月份还是一月中

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就就就我怎么又不会动了呀

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哎我急眼了

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真的干嘛呢这是

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我今天怎么又不会动了

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我真服了

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你给他上剑

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他给我开盒子

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你怎么中间商赚差价呢

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怎么怎么怎么哎呀

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服最近战争台吃满了舰长

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数量已经快主播的10倍了他

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他要冲间商赚差价

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你好狠的心啊

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哎我们今天可能只能当个代比了

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不会动呀

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急

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小猫我可以吃芝士汉堡

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哎我怎么这也不能动啊

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不会吧不不

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呃好

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行了可以了可以了

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所以盒子赚了吗

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我不知道呀

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我看高能榜显示是1100吧

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他开了多少个盒子啊

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按照我对我们直播间的了解来说

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我认为他是开了138或者150的盒子

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怎么可能开100的盒子赚了呢

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不太符合

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我们直播间这个首抽必亏的特质啊

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哦戴上了

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戴上什么

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谢谢一般攻击魔法的灯牌啊

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感谢支持

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怎么没有带上我呀

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什么什么时候带上我呀

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是站中台

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带我干什么

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提了10个15的

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我就说吧

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肯定要肯定要亏的

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肯定会亏掉的

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提了我就停播一年啊

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一晚上9个小时

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你们就在这边啊

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挑来拣去听人家直播内容

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哎我还看好某些人啊

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为了让人家q我一下啊

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急得去打IC

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主播平常一场直播都收不到两条IC的

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哦在那个人家直播间里面急眼

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赶紧打IC问问

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哎老师老师

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这么大的瓜

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这么多人都参与了

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怎么没有我们家米嫣啊

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老师我们家米嫣是

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死了吗啊

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你别说

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2023年我们家米嫣好像还真死了

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我家米艳2024年活了

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你怎么能不带我们家米艳玩的

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老师米艳也干了

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求求你啊

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告诉我米艳干了些什么吧

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老师哎

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老师说别在这胡搅蛮缠

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我不知道米艳干了些什么呀

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不行老师你今天编也得编出来

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米艳干了些什么

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我一定要知道

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这个我们家米艳

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怎么没参与这么重要个活动啊

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我太着急了

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我给你一个眼神你自己体会啊

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哎

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你们真是巴不得主播赞头率百分百呀

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主播就是那个什么哎呦

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主播自封v圈杰克爱有点不太好哎

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啊谁呀

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杰克爱好歹是明星选手

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主播是谁呀刘翰

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哈哈哈

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你们想听点啥

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快板听点啥

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故事让主播来给你们编吧

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米娅是抚恤宾吗

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米娅米娅

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米娅是抚恤宾吗

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啊这个问题问的很好啊啊

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首先在解决米娅是抚恤宾吗

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这个问题之前

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我们首先要谈谈米娅

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米娅到底是谁这个问题啊

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你不在时候人家吃了你好多老头

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那那那能怎么办

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那我还能说

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耶耶耶

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在我停播的时候啊

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事散纷飞

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白天空窗期都看谁了

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晚上空窗期又看谁了

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主播一个一个打上门去啊啊

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跟人家solo赛

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打solo赛好像不是杰克爱的作风啊

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打爱打solo赛是谁的作风呢

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我不好说啊

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那怎么办

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那有一句话还是挺对人的

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老头又不是我的私人物品

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是吧

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那虽然说这个他有是我老头的身份

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但是这是我老头之前的

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首先是微圈观众啊

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既然是v圈观众

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喜欢看杂

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谈喜欢半夜看直播

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呃我们多多少少也就也就那些人呗

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是吧毕竟现在这一批CV

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很多都不符合我们老东西的审美

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那所以说有一些审美的共通点

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那你还能说句哎呀

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你偷我老头去跟人家扯头花

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本来主播就没什么那什么了

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没什么逼格了

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也没什么数据了

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把最后这点做人的格调都亏没了

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那么爷们呀

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都活着干嘛还是

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我们我怎么你了

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没怎么我呀

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我说啥呢

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我在谢谢饭团在主播米娅

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米娅的直播间开通了

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现场哄着你阿里卡杜

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我就知道

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我们饭团是最最最最受信的好孩子

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我操我爹哄着你阿里卡杜

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感谢支持

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太破费人饭团

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输一把2,000

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我现在可输不起

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主播 4月份到现在营收都没有2,000的

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输一把2,000都来了

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你可快快放过主播吧

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主播可受不了天呐

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来碰瓷我们五字

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我看看有没有什么

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没回到弹幕啊

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人家人家吃我老头

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那没办法吧

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其实主播这么多年也也没少吃老头

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是吧

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谢谢玉天的心

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感谢支持

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昨天当事人刚被拿下

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今天主播就开播了

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很难想象这背后没有主播的大手

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主播开播主要是很多好事聚在一起了

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你怎么知道主播的新的网站

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作业满分144分

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主播获得了139.2的高分呢

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约等于97%的比例哈哈哈

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主播

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主播

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上学以来第一次见到这种高分啊

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对不起主播很丢人

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我知道我很丢人啊

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因为这个

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这并不是一个什么很很困难的学科

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也不是什么很困难的作业

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也不是什么期末考试之类的有

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含金量的东西

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但是我还是很高兴

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因为我这人很笨很笨

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我从来没有拿过这么高的高分

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很开心

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嗯

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所以这只

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好不容易生活里面有一点开心的事情

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是吧赶快把这个情绪

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投入到该该投入的地方来

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主播4月不才过去7天吗

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那这怎么怎么怎么

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嗯

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主播刚刚怎么不睁眼看人

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他们总结出来的规律就是

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主播的眼睛是跟着主播的心情走的

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是吧文件

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你给主播回个见长

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主播马上惊讶的把眼睛睁大

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然后主播彻底

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哎呀

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哈喽

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金宝四月播一天就要2,000营收是吧

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足以说明对绵绵的了解太浅薄了

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绵绵现在已经播到了三场了

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什么我们四月还是一个良好的开端

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一周三场

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这不正好就达到了吗

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啊今天周六还是周日啊

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现在应该是周周六吧

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米亚米亚直言

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抢自己老头的人毕业是好事

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我什么时候说了

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你是不是发一条不存在的弹幕

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欺负主播记忆力差呀

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这样的话主播就狠狠的训你了一天

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训你之前

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先先先先把你塞小黑屋里面去

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让你没有办法反抗主播

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然后再心安理得的训你

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主播不播都能有优秀

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没有吧没没有吧

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天天躺着

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说每天躺着

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一天收收收20块钱是吧

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主播躺着收20块钱

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主播主播闹麻了

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好事都凑一起了

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我说的是我的好事

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怎么能因为别人的好事坏事的去去去

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怎么不以物喜而不以己悲

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虽然我做不到

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我确实做不到

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哎

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你不是CP有8,000营收吗

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主播缺了5,000谁来补啊

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主播CP一共销售额才

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卖到了2,600块还是2,800块啊

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主播主播CP一共卖了2,000

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2,800块那销售了2,800块

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中间肯定还得有成本啊

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还得有物料啊

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制作啊这些之类的费用吧

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对吧但是我觉得已经很好了

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就是说已经蛮不错的了

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因为主播作为一个直播间

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同街都没什么人的小底边啊

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新时代小底边

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旧时代也也也挺小底边的

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啊反正线下制品虽然很多

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很多是靠芝麻油和糊

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两位老师在线下不遗余力的案例

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主播以及靠着我们摊位自然流量

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上面有好多本来不认识米娅

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米娅的朋友

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因为米娅米娅的周边设计精美

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质量良好

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就是也也会买一些回家

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最典型的就是猫球

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猫球卖光了

341
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但是

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好像我们燕燕人一共就买走了两个

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还是三个

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剩下的都是被本来不认识主播的

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呃观众朋友

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呃新燕燕人买走的

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足以说明

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这个群众的眼睛是火眼金睛的

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这个好看的东西这个美是共通的

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哎挺好的

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主播如何评价

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有人说我要找你谈恋爱

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不对吧

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首先你在我直播间看的这两年以来

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你就没有没有女朋友的时候啊

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然后就是你就是跟菠萝老师谈恋爱

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跟跟锦宝谈恋爱

358
00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:04,766
看着也不像是要跟我谈恋爱的样啊

359
00:14:05,450 --> 00:14:08,133
你不是跟青夏谈恋爱的

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销售2,800

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纯利润2,500

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主播做的啥呀

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主播卖的是自己的猫毛是吧

364
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销售2,800

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00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,050
纯利润2,500

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剩下300是把毛寄回国内的国际运费

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等你们买回家

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等他放7天啊

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00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:27,766
你就发现这些

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什么徽章什么什么

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什么亚克力钥匙扣

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00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:32,650
什么相框猫球

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全都消失了

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变成米颜米亚的猫毛

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这个时候米颜米亚早已逃之夭夭啊

376
00:14:38,450 --> 00:14:40,000
捐捐款跑路了

377
00:14:40,283 --> 00:14:42,366
好吧主播如何评价我

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00:14:42,366 --> 00:14:43,450
想跟你谈恋爱

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00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:45,250
你就是蛮傻卵

380
00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:46,450
抑郁症一个

381
00:14:47,483 --> 00:14:48,850
是不是有点太秀了

382
00:14:48,850 --> 00:14:50,450
对不起续个剑

383
00:14:50,450 --> 00:14:52,133
我已经准备好感谢你了

384
00:14:52,133 --> 00:14:53,166
篮球扛把子

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00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:56,250
在你续剑之前

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00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:58,166
我的眼睛都会睁到最大的

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00:14:59,533 --> 00:15:00,333
嗯

388
00:15:03,850 --> 00:15:04,966
耶篮球扛把子

389
00:15:04,966 --> 00:15:06,200
续费的舰长

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00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:08,083
后坐力阿里卡多

391
00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:09,766
感谢支持

392
00:15:10,333 --> 00:15:13,400
卧槽爹太破费了

393
00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:16,533
有人就要问了

394
00:15:16,533 --> 00:15:19,450
主播你这眼睛睁大了两秒钟

395
00:15:19,450 --> 00:15:20,800
怎么就闭起来了呀

396
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:22,483
啊主播是这样的

397
00:15:22,650 --> 00:15:24,966
没什么大事轻易不睁眼啊

398
00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:27,883
动画里面的眯眯眼角色一旦睁开眼睛

399
00:15:27,883 --> 00:15:30,250
就是要有大事发生了

400
00:15:31,450 --> 00:15:33,683
吼到你矮里嘎多篮球

401
00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:36,366
我操我爹太破费了

402
00:15:37,850 --> 00:15:38,800
有猫毛卖

403
00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:39,483
有猫毛卖

404
00:15:39,483 --> 00:15:41,850
我真把猫毛当去拿去

405
00:15:41,850 --> 00:15:43,800
当那个出摊的展品

406
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:46,083
搞不好销售额还更高一点

407
00:15:46,533 --> 00:15:48,133
你看什么看

408
00:15:48,133 --> 00:15:50,250
我这里两年都没有女朋友

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00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,400
就可以找我谈恋爱了吗

410
00:15:53,483 --> 00:15:56,733
两年都没有女朋友你还好意思说出来

411
00:15:59,533 --> 00:16:03,600
没事的在绵绵直播间两年没有

412
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,200
没有交往过女朋友

413
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,133
可以在可以在什么呢

414
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:10,000
可以在嫣嫣人里晋升为大祭司啊

415
00:16:11,450 --> 00:16:14,200
负责安慰失恋的应援人

416
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:18,883
以及告诉告诉被这个精灵

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00:16:18,883 --> 00:16:21,200
和其他的带走的应援人

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00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,050
快跑这里不是家

419
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:27,083
你可以晋升为应援人大祭司啊好吧

420
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,200
真有猫毛的

421
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,933
没有这种东西是假的

422
00:16:33,133 --> 00:16:35,400
画不中他说不定会开心了

423
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:36,933
我就是怎么我

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00:16:36,966 --> 00:16:39,450
我把握不好骂你们的那个程度啊

425
00:16:39,450 --> 00:16:40,200
但是我觉得

426
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,850
我也没有必要去学这种东西

427
00:16:41,850 --> 00:16:44,966
是吧主播今天能回70件吗

428
00:16:44,966 --> 00:16:46,250
看你水平了

429
00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:47,600
相思相遇空言

430
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:50,000
主播今天努力杂谈一下

431
00:16:50,850 --> 00:16:52,000
努力杂谈一下

432
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,450
我们回个70件吧

433
00:16:53,450 --> 00:16:55,050
都要4月份了

434
00:16:55,133 --> 00:16:56,650
哎呀狠狠的数据

435
00:16:56,650 --> 00:16:59,283
焦虑了四月礼物有吗

436
00:16:59,283 --> 00:17:00,966
四月刘海还没设计出来

437
00:17:00,966 --> 00:17:02,366
但是肯定是有的

438
00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:05,283
我们每个月都有礼物啊

439
00:17:05,283 --> 00:17:07,083
只要主播这个月直播了

440
00:17:08,166 --> 00:17:09,683
直播了两天以上

441
00:17:09,683 --> 00:17:11,166
这个月就会有礼物

442
00:17:15,133 --> 00:17:16,283
你是大祭司了

443
00:17:16,283 --> 00:17:17,766
你可以做大祭司了

444
00:17:17,766 --> 00:17:18,800
可以可以叫

445
00:17:18,850 --> 00:17:20,166
才两年没有你

446
00:17:20,166 --> 00:17:22,683
25年都没有你

447
00:17:22,683 --> 00:17:23,400
紫砂没事

448
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:26,933
我们祭司会负责把转生的演员重新

449
00:17:26,933 --> 00:17:27,933
这个洗礼

450
00:17:28,133 --> 00:17:29,166
你从那个

451
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,000
你可以选择西式转生法

452
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,733
和中式转生法呀

453
00:17:34,733 --> 00:17:35,600
我们咽炎人

454
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:38,883
技师都会很好的帮你洗去过去的磨难

455
00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:42,400
然后重新转生成为一级咽咽人啊

456
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:47,166
从一级再重新回到21232527级

457
00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:52,333
世界是一个巨大的音乐人呢

458
00:17:54,050 --> 00:17:55,283
主播的意思是

459
00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:58,566
他直播的这两年如果不止一个小男友

460
00:17:58,566 --> 00:17:59,366
你放屁

461
00:18:00,966 --> 00:18:02,483
主播肯定是有的

462
00:18:02,483 --> 00:18:03,600
主播肯定是有

463
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:07,366
有什么你们哎呦啊

464
00:18:07,650 --> 00:18:08,933
吓唬宝宝

465
00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:14,650
哎呀这这两天摆摊的

466
00:18:14,650 --> 00:18:18,683
这两天多亏了大家的照顾

467
00:18:18,766 --> 00:18:23,600
多亏了芝麻油夏虎还有秋秋老师啊

468
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,483
主播属于是一个

469
00:18:25,483 --> 00:18:28,400
基本没有起到任何作用的情况

470
00:18:30,133 --> 00:18:31,250
嗯谢谢夏虎

471
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:32,766
在c好喜欢你

472
00:18:32,766 --> 00:18:34,133
很瘦可没怎么说话

473
00:18:34,133 --> 00:18:36,366
但是和月月一起出摊很开心

474
00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:39,366
之后出摊也要端着我安利我

475
00:18:41,050 --> 00:18:41,966
哎呀

476
00:18:43,733 --> 00:18:46,883
夏虎老师一直带着送娘头套

477
00:18:46,883 --> 00:18:49,250
辛苦了嗯

478
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,166
感谢照顾你啊

479
00:18:51,483 --> 00:18:53,083
营业能力真的拉满了

480
00:18:53,083 --> 00:18:55,200
跟大家一起玩真的好开心

481
00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:58,450
我也没有说到CPSP的这个体验呢

482
00:18:58,450 --> 00:18:59,766
昨天我看到了

483
00:18:59,766 --> 00:19:01,566
我在电脑屏幕上

484
00:19:01,566 --> 00:19:04,650
跟现场的两位男性小电视的合照

485
00:19:04,650 --> 00:19:06,333
我真的好小一个啊

486
00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:11,250
那1月份的礼物他正在发了

487
00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:14,000
1月份礼物好像是他装不明白

488
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000
红包和巧克

489
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,050
力所以一直没发出去

490
00:19:17,483 --> 00:19:18,683
挺奇葩的

491
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:21,366
我正在找个机会跟他聊啊

492
00:19:21,733 --> 00:19:23,850
主播你切割奶油粉真是绝

493
00:19:23,850 --> 00:19:25,450
那是要什么

494
00:19:25,450 --> 00:19:27,800
要10斤奶油粉啊

495
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,166
不要一点干吃

496
00:19:29,166 --> 00:19:31,966
面面在上面细细的做成烧纸

497
00:19:33,766 --> 00:19:34,800
这不好吧

498
00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:38,050
哎呀大祭司有什么工作要做吗

499
00:19:38,050 --> 00:19:40,000
有什么特殊装备吗

500
00:19:40,533 --> 00:19:42,533
主播可以赋予你一个房管

501
00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:46,766
然后你就可以在主播的这个呃

502
00:19:46,766 --> 00:19:48,766
直播间屏蔽词里面

503
00:19:48,766 --> 00:19:51,200
去添加你不想看到的内容

504
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,933
比如说找到对象

505
00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:55,566
恋爱烦恼

506
00:19:56,166 --> 00:19:58,400
漂亮妹妹约我吃饭

507
00:19:58,483 --> 00:20:00,000
等等等等的关键词啊

508
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,850
你可以在我直播间把他们屏蔽掉

509
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,650
从此创造出一个

510
00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:07,933
大祭司可以快乐生活的世界

511
00:20:07,933 --> 00:20:09,450
怎么样怎么样

512
00:20:09,450 --> 00:20:11,683
很让人满意吗嘿嘿嘿

513
00:20:13,966 --> 00:20:15,450
早时不听课黑听

514
00:20:15,450 --> 00:20:17,766
肥猫你是不是已经升华了

515
00:20:17,766 --> 00:20:19,000
哎呀哎呀

516
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,766
这这这怎么好意思呢

517
00:20:21,283 --> 00:20:22,933
舰长已经到了

518
00:20:22,933 --> 00:20:25,933
那这个课也要上吧

519
00:20:26,766 --> 00:20:28,566
这个这个这个都得都得

520
00:20:28,566 --> 00:20:29,366
那什么吧

521
00:20:29,450 --> 00:20:30,650
忘记带耳机了

522
00:20:30,650 --> 00:20:31,650
怎么这么q啊

523
00:20:31,650 --> 00:20:33,366
每天每天每天

524
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:36,483
总是有各种各样的这个姿势

525
00:20:36,483 --> 00:20:39,250
错过主播的一些直播内容啊

526
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:40,400
嗨呀

527
00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:43,250
经典小组作业不出列

528
00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:45,533
对不起我是小组作业混子

529
00:20:45,883 --> 00:20:48,566
早该这样线下线上双开了

530
00:20:48,566 --> 00:20:51,450
之前看别的女人这样播很羡慕

531
00:20:51,566 --> 00:20:55,166
说实话我这个确实播的不太好

532
00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:56,000
因为也是

533
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,450
也没有以前也没有这样的经验吧

534
00:20:58,450 --> 00:21:01,766
就也是第一次这样这样去直播

535
00:21:01,933 --> 00:21:06,083
就还是呃受现场大家很多照顾吧

536
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:10,600
没有邱老师跟我调试设备啊

537
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:13,650
没有没有吓唬老师和芝麻油

538
00:21:13,650 --> 00:21:15,200
老师给我递话

539
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:18,000
我可能就杵在这里不知道该怎么办

540
00:21:19,483 --> 00:21:21,333
哎呀傻了吧唧的

541
00:21:21,850 --> 00:21:23,533
先加个烟干嘛

542
00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:27,083
不要不要不要乱用权限

543
00:21:27,083 --> 00:21:28,683
好吧不要滥用权

544
00:21:28,683 --> 00:21:30,000
限可能有人说

545
00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:30,533
主播

546
00:21:30,533 --> 00:21:33,200
我在你这千辛万苦卡到了二十六七级

547
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,166
不就是为了滥用权限的吗

548
00:21:35,166 --> 00:21:36,250
那不行的

549
00:21:36,450 --> 00:21:38,133
这这这不合适

550
00:21:38,333 --> 00:21:39,133
嗯

551
00:21:40,450 --> 00:21:42,400
在小组作业里蹭角色

552
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:43,566
那可不咋的

553
00:21:43,883 --> 00:21:45,000
我这小组作业

554
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,366
哎呀我真服了

555
00:21:46,533 --> 00:21:48,083
就唯一的遗憾吧

556
00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:48,650
我觉得

557
00:21:48,650 --> 00:21:51,933
就是现场的人比我想象的多的多了

558
00:21:51,933 --> 00:21:53,000
我本来幻想着

559
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,850
还可以看看周围的v来着

560
00:21:56,083 --> 00:21:56,800
就本来

561
00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:57,400
我知道

562
00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:03,283
我们摊位隔壁是是欣彤老师的民间摊

563
00:22:03,283 --> 00:22:08,733
啊然后隔壁的隔壁好像是是Kiko是吗

564
00:22:09,683 --> 00:22:10,483
哦总之

565
00:22:10,483 --> 00:22:14,133
我们那条街上面还是有蛮多熟人的

566
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:15,800
也不是熟人吧

567
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:16,766
眼熟的人

568
00:22:16,766 --> 00:22:19,366
毕竟人家可能跟我不太熟悉

569
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:22,333
还是挺想看看

570
00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:24,650
他们都带了什么制品去的

571
00:22:24,650 --> 00:22:27,283
这就是主播没有身体的困惑

572
00:22:27,283 --> 00:22:29,733
下次要要自己有身体

573
00:22:29,733 --> 00:22:31,883
买一张贪图证混进去

574
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:33,733
是哎

575
00:22:35,050 --> 00:22:37,050
早上好 17主播

576
00:22:37,050 --> 00:22:39,733
我在你的千辛万苦到了26级

577
00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:41,333
不就是为了滥用权限吗

578
00:22:41,333 --> 00:22:45,250
看看你32级的小葵喵主播实在是难以

579
00:22:45,250 --> 00:22:46,050
那什么

580
00:22:47,050 --> 00:22:49,850
主播实在是难以说出来

581
00:22:49,850 --> 00:22:52,400
千辛万苦26集这句话

582
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:55,166
你哪怕骗骗主播能不能配合我一下

583
00:22:55,850 --> 00:22:58,450
就但凡你稍微配合我一下呢

584
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:00,766
把你爱人牌子带上呢

585
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:03,933
主播都能配合你

586
00:23:04,366 --> 00:23:05,166
哎

587
00:23:07,050 --> 00:23:08,400
绑不住了是吧

588
00:23:08,450 --> 00:23:09,533
绷不住了

589
00:23:09,883 --> 00:23:10,683
哎呀

590
00:23:13,450 --> 00:23:15,733
32级没房管的

591
00:23:15,883 --> 00:23:18,050
这这是什么啊

592
00:23:18,050 --> 00:23:19,533
好伤心啊

593
00:23:19,566 --> 00:23:21,933
我刚才看到有一个人ID叫做

594
00:23:21,933 --> 00:23:23,800
我是喵的单推人

595
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:26,450
然后他退出了我的我的粉丝群

596
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,050
啊

597
00:23:28,883 --> 00:23:31,966
您的五色小猫摊主好热情呀

598
00:23:31,966 --> 00:23:32,766
哎

599
00:23:33,683 --> 00:23:34,600
啊你也有

600
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,366
你也有去到线下

601
00:23:36,366 --> 00:23:38,650
然后路过了我们的摊位吗

602
00:23:38,966 --> 00:23:43,483
啊我们摊位的两位两位两位老师

603
00:23:43,483 --> 00:23:47,850
分别是子墨清优老师和夏胡开友老师

604
00:23:49,566 --> 00:23:50,966
关注芝麻油喵

605
00:23:50,966 --> 00:23:52,933
关注下胡喵啊

606
00:23:52,933 --> 00:23:55,600
如果就是路过摊位的话

607
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,450
应该可能看不到主播了

608
00:23:58,450 --> 00:24:03,533
就是说因为我时代在现场太小了

609
00:24:04,883 --> 00:24:06,250
我太小了

610
00:24:06,850 --> 00:24:09,800
主播我在你的辛辛苦苦26级

611
00:24:09,966 --> 00:24:11,483
等等我权限呢

612
00:24:11,483 --> 00:24:13,483
你是不是没有要权限啊

613
00:24:13,483 --> 00:24:16,966
我就上26级的时候我会我会那什么的

614
00:24:17,083 --> 00:24:19,250
我会给大伙发权限的

615
00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:20,050
都关注了

616
00:24:20,050 --> 00:24:22,533
那你有领到我们摊位的物料吗

617
00:24:22,566 --> 00:24:23,850
我的钥匙扣

618
00:24:23,850 --> 00:24:25,800
菠萝老师的小令牌

619
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:30,166
然后还有明信片以及小风车啊

620
00:24:30,166 --> 00:24:31,733
我觉得我们我们摊位

621
00:24:31,733 --> 00:24:35,533
虽然说可能在这个v区街道

622
00:24:35,533 --> 00:24:37,966
是属于我们五个人呃

623
00:24:37,966 --> 00:24:38,733
知名度

624
00:24:38,733 --> 00:24:41,850
属于是比较比较平平无奇的知名度吧

625
00:24:41,850 --> 00:24:42,200
但是

626
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:46,166
我们的无料制作绝对是一顶一的高啊

627
00:24:46,166 --> 00:24:48,733
怎么会有哪一个摊位拥有

628
00:24:50,133 --> 00:24:51,333
你去关注我啊

629
00:24:51,333 --> 00:24:52,283
就可以拿到了

630
00:24:52,283 --> 00:24:53,966
5种物料呢

631
00:24:54,250 --> 00:24:55,450
一个摊5种

632
00:24:55,450 --> 00:24:56,650
实在是量大款

633
00:24:56,650 --> 00:24:58,766
宝贝您就是我们

634
00:25:00,366 --> 00:25:01,650
这是你啊

635
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:08,450
说这句话的是你啊哎

636
00:25:10,450 --> 00:25:12,450
前天去买只剩猫球了

637
00:25:12,450 --> 00:25:13,450
还是最后一个

638
00:25:13,450 --> 00:25:14,683
你买走了吗

639
00:25:14,933 --> 00:25:16,133
你买走了吗

640
00:25:19,483 --> 00:25:22,733
本来说我们我们要看那什么的

641
00:25:23,166 --> 00:25:24,533
怎么是你啊

642
00:25:24,533 --> 00:25:26,883
我还以为是什么姿色艳艳耶

643
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:27,966
啊

644
00:25:27,966 --> 00:25:31,200
主播的名声已经已经是这个样子了吗

645
00:25:32,883 --> 00:25:37,333
完蛋了新鲜人都知道主播是主播

646
00:25:37,333 --> 00:25:38,733
国产的紫色猫

647
00:25:38,733 --> 00:25:40,800
雷了这辈子

648
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:41,450
米颜米亚

649
00:25:41,450 --> 00:25:42,850
这个名字跟抽象

650
00:25:42,850 --> 00:25:45,883
估计就是牢牢的配合在一起了

651
00:25:46,483 --> 00:25:49,133
说到抽象不得不提哦

652
00:25:49,133 --> 00:25:51,000
在这个风和日丽的下午

653
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,733
我们吃完了这个百合屯企划

654
00:25:54,733 --> 00:25:56,283
赞助给我和室友

655
00:25:56,283 --> 00:25:57,766
我们两个人的披萨

656
00:25:57,766 --> 00:25:58,566
之后

657
00:25:59,083 --> 00:26:03,883
坐在一起看了一集本周更新的迷宫

658
00:26:03,883 --> 00:26:04,450
饭啊

659
00:26:04,450 --> 00:26:07,600
然后两个人都觉得这周的内容很无聊

660
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,766
于是各回各的房间睡午觉

661
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:13,050
睡醒了之后我把手机一打开

662
00:26:13,050 --> 00:26:14,766
一看到微信消息

663
00:26:14,966 --> 00:26:18,333
余女士在微信里面诚挚的询问我

664
00:26:18,533 --> 00:26:20,650
主播啊不是什么主播

665
00:26:20,850 --> 00:26:23,450
她问我阿米诺斯是什么意思

666
00:26:26,333 --> 00:26:27,166
我说

667
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:28,200
呃

668
00:26:29,450 --> 00:26:30,683
这个问题嘛

669
00:26:31,083 --> 00:26:33,450
呃这个问题呃

670
00:26:33,450 --> 00:26:35,000
你得去找一下

671
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,400
你得去找一下

672
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:38,400
呃

673
00:26:39,083 --> 00:26:41,333
我问啊怎么去回答呢

674
00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:42,566
你说这个事呢

675
00:26:42,566 --> 00:26:43,800
既不是能办啊

676
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,050
也不是不能办啊

677
00:26:45,050 --> 00:26:48,533
总之就是小猫的意思

678
00:26:48,533 --> 00:26:51,450
你怎么跟我们群友说话一样呢啊

679
00:26:51,450 --> 00:26:53,483
问你的缩手是什么意思

680
00:26:57,683 --> 00:26:59,966
然后我沉默了一会之后

681
00:26:59,966 --> 00:27:02,166
于是自己好像就明白了

682
00:27:02,166 --> 00:27:03,966
这个到底是什么意思啊

683
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:05,966
啊我说的对对

684
00:27:05,966 --> 00:27:08,050
就是你想的这个意思啊

685
00:27:08,050 --> 00:27:11,566
还有一把十手就是我是傻逼的意思

686
00:27:13,333 --> 00:27:15,450
然后最后他得出了一个结论啊

687
00:27:15,450 --> 00:27:17,533
说这个电功能害人不浅啊

688
00:27:17,533 --> 00:27:18,400
我来科普一下

689
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,883
艾米诺斯是日语的小猫的意思啊

690
00:27:22,766 --> 00:27:23,933
是小猫的意思

691
00:27:23,933 --> 00:27:24,883
你说的对啊

692
00:27:24,883 --> 00:27:25,683
但是

693
00:27:25,766 --> 00:27:28,483
哈吉米的反应速度是哈吉烟的7倍

694
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:31,650
这并不说明哈吉烟并不是一只猫啊

695
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:35,483
而是说明哈吉烟是非常笨的一种生物

696
00:27:37,883 --> 00:27:39,966
阿塔基米是肥猫的意思

697
00:27:39,966 --> 00:27:42,250
阿米诺是小猫的意思

698
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:43,800
好吧

699
00:27:47,566 --> 00:27:47,800
主播

700
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:50,200
你看我的牌子是不是很符合场景

701
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,683
你是不是19级卡20级好久啊

702
00:27:52,683 --> 00:27:55,933
我感觉你的这个签到机器人两三年了

703
00:27:55,933 --> 00:27:59,333
我就从18级17级升到19级

704
00:28:03,766 --> 00:28:04,850
该进球一下

705
00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:08,133
见解古神与哈利路大旋风了

706
00:28:09,366 --> 00:28:11,533
呃这个我还是希望

707
00:28:11,533 --> 00:28:12,566
怎么说呢

708
00:28:13,533 --> 00:28:14,133
怎么说呢

709
00:28:14,133 --> 00:28:14,966
我还希望

710
00:28:15,283 --> 00:28:15,733
希望

711
00:28:15,733 --> 00:28:20,133
希望于女士可以凭借着自己纯真的心

712
00:28:20,533 --> 00:28:23,083
在网络上自由自在的冒险

713
00:28:23,166 --> 00:28:28,683
不要过多的接触这个啊小怪的文化

714
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:32,566
这样我会觉得很尴尬的啊啊

715
00:28:32,566 --> 00:28:33,683
谢谢 17

716
00:28:33,683 --> 00:28:34,683
盲目吃鱼的

717
00:28:34,683 --> 00:28:37,200
在主播喵喵的直播间开通了

718
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:38,850
舰长今天是

719
00:28:38,850 --> 00:28:40,966
陪伴主播的第一天啊

720
00:28:41,483 --> 00:28:42,850
的你阿里阿多

721
00:28:43,366 --> 00:28:44,800
喊出我们的口号

722
00:28:44,883 --> 00:28:46,000
卧槽爹

723
00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:48,200
感谢支持

724
00:28:48,366 --> 00:28:50,050
谢谢 17的舰长呢

725
00:28:51,050 --> 00:28:52,733
太破费了

726
00:28:57,133 --> 00:28:59,600
我们一家人都不回去喊爹了

727
00:28:59,766 --> 00:29:01,400
团魂散了

728
00:29:02,333 --> 00:29:06,000
遥想当年小猫初见了

729
00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:12,850
韩国的霞米诺手

730
00:29:12,850 --> 00:29:13,683
什么意思

731
00:29:13,683 --> 00:29:15,966
这是拼拼凑的词吧

732
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,483
这不是一个有意义的词组吧

733
00:29:18,683 --> 00:29:21,200
22年好像就看到过你了啊

734
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:23,083
不不不要这么客气啊

735
00:29:23,083 --> 00:29:24,600
谢谢您的见长啊

736
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:26,366
豆豆应该是吧

737
00:29:26,366 --> 00:29:26,966
22年

738
00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:30,283
那个时候应该是主播人气最高的时候

739
00:29:30,450 --> 00:29:32,566
主播有没有人跟你说过

740
00:29:32,566 --> 00:29:35,050
天天坐在这边回忆往昔

741
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,883
而是一种老年的征兆

742
00:29:39,533 --> 00:29:40,733
他们都烦我

743
00:29:40,733 --> 00:29:43,600
天天念叨当年那点破事觉

744
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:47,600
主播你是不是现在没什么好念叨的啊

745
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,366
老回忆往昔呢

746
00:29:49,366 --> 00:29:51,333
往昔就那么美好吗

747
00:29:51,333 --> 00:29:53,083
主播哎呀

748
00:29:54,733 --> 00:29:55,733
久仰大喵喵

749
00:29:55,733 --> 00:29:57,166
久仰大喵喵

750
00:29:57,683 --> 00:29:59,366
没有还真不是

751
00:29:59,766 --> 00:30:00,733
哎你别说

752
00:30:00,733 --> 00:30:02,250
往期真的挺美好的

753
00:30:02,250 --> 00:30:03,933
虽然不是现在都不好了

754
00:30:03,933 --> 00:30:06,850
我感觉跟烟人一起度过的时间

755
00:30:07,083 --> 00:30:09,283
一直都挺美好的吧

756
00:30:10,333 --> 00:30:12,366
要说有什么那什么

757
00:30:12,366 --> 00:30:13,766
有什么遗憾的地方

758
00:30:13,766 --> 00:30:17,650
就是跟恋人一起度过太多快乐时间了

759
00:30:17,650 --> 00:30:21,933
导致我这几年除了音乐人之外

760
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:25,283
就很少有那种非常好的回忆

761
00:30:25,733 --> 00:30:28,000
你要说我这几年都做了些什么

762
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,800
如果说离开美颜美呀这个

763
00:30:31,566 --> 00:30:33,250
这个账号不谈

764
00:30:34,483 --> 00:30:35,966
那就像是什么呢

765
00:30:36,166 --> 00:30:38,283
抛开事实不谈一样

766
00:30:38,333 --> 00:30:41,850
感觉创造的价值大部分都在这里

767
00:30:41,850 --> 00:30:45,450
人本人没有什么特别特别多的进步

768
00:30:46,883 --> 00:30:49,283
所以还是要还是要那什么了

769
00:30:49,933 --> 00:30:51,283
还能拿冠军吗

770
00:30:51,283 --> 00:30:53,283
肥猫还能不能拿冠军

771
00:30:53,283 --> 00:30:56,683
还不是东一一句话的事是吧

772
00:30:59,133 --> 00:31:00,883
能不能拿冠军呢

773
00:31:00,966 --> 00:31:04,200
这还是还是大家一句话的事

774
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:06,133
只要大家一声令下

775
00:31:06,133 --> 00:31:07,850
米颜米雅马上还能

776
00:31:07,850 --> 00:31:09,133
拿到冠军呢

777
00:31:09,533 --> 00:31:11,133
好吧哈喽

778
00:31:11,133 --> 00:31:13,400
华生那个时候就听说过

779
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:14,250
我巨能了

780
00:31:14,250 --> 00:31:15,800
一个小时自言自语

781
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,850
说的好凄凉啊

782
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:22,933
怎么会有主播是以特别会自言自语

783
00:31:22,933 --> 00:31:24,283
来出的名呢

784
00:31:24,283 --> 00:31:26,566
虽然我确实还挺会自言自语

785
00:31:28,166 --> 00:31:29,966
但是听起来好凄凉

786
00:31:29,966 --> 00:31:32,800
一个小时都没什么人跟主播互动

787
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:36,050
主播为了维持这个家不要破碎

788
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:37,166
为了什么

789
00:31:37,450 --> 00:31:39,566
好赌括号只爱开

790
00:31:39,566 --> 00:31:40,733
爱开盒子

791
00:31:40,766 --> 00:31:42,933
好赌的耶耶人好色

792
00:31:42,933 --> 00:31:44,800
括号只每次打PK

793
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:46,483
然后都要点到对面直播间

794
00:31:46,483 --> 00:31:49,450
看看对面妹妹漂不漂亮啊

795
00:31:49,450 --> 00:31:51,566
好毒好色的夜夜人

796
00:31:51,683 --> 00:31:53,566
还有好欺负我的夜夜人

797
00:31:53,566 --> 00:31:55,050
为了维持这个家

798
00:31:55,366 --> 00:31:56,333
哎主播

799
00:31:56,333 --> 00:31:56,600
主播

800
00:31:56,600 --> 00:32:00,366
不得不在这里强颜欢笑的自言自语

801
00:32:00,566 --> 00:32:02,883
好好凄惨的人物画像啊

802
00:32:03,650 --> 00:32:05,650
早上好叔叔爱开河

803
00:32:05,650 --> 00:32:07,250
你才爱开河呢

804
00:32:08,850 --> 00:32:11,766
网页大赛冠军也算冠军

805
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,533
不过确实有进步啊

806
00:32:13,533 --> 00:32:16,166
因为他这个这这个这个这个

807
00:32:16,166 --> 00:32:19,566
这门课一共留了两个写网页的作业

808
00:32:19,766 --> 00:32:21,766
我上次写的时候写

809
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:25,650
写了大概八八十二三四分吧

810
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:29,200
就因为这门课大家都知道

811
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:33,883
会有其他的那个同学来给你评分吗

812
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,733
虽然你都不知道给你评分的人是谁

813
00:32:38,133 --> 00:32:40,050
我上次的反馈就是

814
00:32:40,050 --> 00:32:43,166
有好多有瑕疵的地方

815
00:32:43,166 --> 00:32:46,600
还有一个人把我的网站骂的狗血淋头

816
00:32:46,966 --> 00:32:48,683
啊你需要怎么说

817
00:32:48,683 --> 00:32:49,883
因为他会有那个

818
00:32:49,883 --> 00:32:52,450
大概30多个小的评分细则嘛

819
00:32:52,450 --> 00:32:53,800
这个部分做成什么样

820
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,000
那个部分做成什么样啊

821
00:32:56,483 --> 00:32:57,050
这个部分

822
00:32:57,050 --> 00:32:59,683
如果说做到百分百的课程要求了

823
00:32:59,683 --> 00:33:00,883
就给你3分

824
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:04,166
如果说你落了哪一项就给你2分

825
00:33:04,166 --> 00:33:06,400
类似于这样的一个评价标准

826
00:33:06,766 --> 00:33:09,000
然后随机在班级里面抽5个人

827
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:09,850
给你评分啊

828
00:33:09,850 --> 00:33:11,283
我上次就特别倒霉

829
00:33:11,283 --> 00:33:12,883
我抽到一个抽

830
00:33:12,883 --> 00:33:14,133
麦克风杠精

831
00:33:14,133 --> 00:33:17,650
我操一共大概有30多个评分标准

832
00:33:17,650 --> 00:33:19,133
他给我圈了10多个

833
00:33:19,133 --> 00:33:21,000
说这十多个全有问题

834
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:22,850
这也不好那也不好

835
00:33:22,850 --> 00:33:25,883
气的我再给他返回评价的时候

836
00:33:25,883 --> 00:33:27,650
我也给他打了最低分

837
00:33:27,766 --> 00:33:28,566
哈哈

838
00:33:29,450 --> 00:33:30,966
因为评分标准里面

839
00:33:30,966 --> 00:33:33,366
有一项是什么人道主义的

840
00:33:33,366 --> 00:33:35,250
然后我就洋洋洒洒的写

841
00:33:35,250 --> 00:33:38,366
我说你这个评价一点也不客观不公正

842
00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:41,533
完全没有说到任何我做的好的地方

843
00:33:41,533 --> 00:33:43,000
然后全部都是指责

844
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,366
并且有一些是根本不存在的

845
00:33:45,366 --> 00:33:47,733
我确信这个网站包括这个内容

846
00:33:47,733 --> 00:33:49,683
但是你却说他没有包括

847
00:33:49,766 --> 00:33:50,283
我认为

848
00:33:50,283 --> 00:33:53,000
你给我这个评价的时候的这个立场

849
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,133
一点也不公平

850
00:33:54,133 --> 00:33:56,566
你是一个非常没有同理心

851
00:33:56,566 --> 00:33:57,400
没有同情心

852
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,166
不懂得欣赏别人的人

853
00:33:59,250 --> 00:34:00,933
虽然我也不知道他会不会看

854
00:34:00,966 --> 00:34:02,566
反正是反正给我骂爽

855
00:34:05,733 --> 00:34:07,766
啊我今天是不是还没问好呢

856
00:34:07,766 --> 00:34:08,683
我给忘了

857
00:34:08,683 --> 00:34:10,250
对不起早上好

858
00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:11,683
17早上好

859
00:34:11,683 --> 00:34:13,250
篮球早上好

860
00:34:13,250 --> 00:34:14,566
饭团早上好

861
00:34:14,566 --> 00:34:15,733
校服早上好

862
00:34:15,733 --> 00:34:17,366
林少林早上好

863
00:34:17,366 --> 00:34:19,133
韭菜早上好

864
00:34:19,133 --> 00:34:22,083
像是相遇空吟早上好猜猜看

865
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:26,200
啊是什么样的神经主播

866
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:27,133
连续三天

867
00:34:27,133 --> 00:34:27,966
在直播里面

868
00:34:27,966 --> 00:34:32,683
都都响起了晚上11:10开始的闹铃啊

869
00:34:32,683 --> 00:34:33,766
奇葩呢

870
00:34:34,533 --> 00:34:36,650
早上好研究员早上好

871
00:34:36,650 --> 00:34:37,883
长寿早上好

872
00:34:37,883 --> 00:34:39,400
小叶早上好

873
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:41,283
温江早上好

874
00:34:41,283 --> 00:34:43,366
冰冻的罗非鱼早上好

875
00:34:43,366 --> 00:34:45,733
可能没有第一分工早上好

876
00:34:45,733 --> 00:34:47,000
killing早上好

877
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,733
西施早上好

878
00:34:48,733 --> 00:34:50,533
杜某克拉早上好

879
00:34:50,533 --> 00:34:51,800
冬一早上好

880
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:53,766
蓝翔早上好

881
00:34:53,766 --> 00:34:55,250
中川包子早

882
00:34:55,283 --> 00:34:56,850
早上好叔叔早上好

883
00:34:56,850 --> 00:34:58,600
花生早上好

884
00:34:58,600 --> 00:34:59,483
飞老师飞

885
00:35:01,283 --> 00:35:04,133
早上好天哥哥早上好

886
00:35:04,133 --> 00:35:05,850
绚烂早上好

887
00:35:07,566 --> 00:35:09,250
你过去早上好

888
00:35:09,250 --> 00:35:11,200
海色早上好花花

889
00:35:13,450 --> 00:35:16,000
早上好小熊猫猫早上好

890
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,133
有人说嗨

891
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:22,166
看看刚才都在说些什么啊

892
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:23,366
怎么我问

893
00:35:23,366 --> 00:35:26,566
完好之后直播间少了10个人呐

894
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:30,450
你们不会就是为了听这个来的吧

895
00:35:30,450 --> 00:35:33,966
问完好了之后今天感觉就已经结束了

896
00:35:34,483 --> 00:35:38,250
就不要留在这里听我直播了

897
00:35:39,250 --> 00:35:40,733
哎怎么这样啊

898
00:35:40,733 --> 00:35:42,283
纯欺负人是吧

899
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:43,600
天呐

900
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:47,050
能让大伙现在好色一下吗

901
00:35:47,050 --> 00:35:48,133
什么好色啊

902
00:35:49,733 --> 00:35:52,366
脑子里面天天除了吃就是色

903
00:35:52,366 --> 00:35:55,283
你是不是有点行为退行啦

904
00:35:56,133 --> 00:35:57,600
啊花生

905
00:35:58,050 --> 00:36:00,200
这是很危险的征兆啊

906
00:36:00,333 --> 00:36:04,366
这个行为退化成幼年的初级模式

907
00:36:04,483 --> 00:36:08,133
只有这个什么最最传统的想法和愿望

908
00:36:08,883 --> 00:36:11,050
这是人生中比较比较

909
00:36:11,450 --> 00:36:13,450
比较危险的时期啊

910
00:36:13,450 --> 00:36:16,083
你要好好度过这个退行时期啊

911
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:22,933
不能过分的放纵自己原始的欲望啊

912
00:36:22,933 --> 00:36:24,883
对吧人之所以是人

913
00:36:24,883 --> 00:36:26,733
所以说就就要这样

914
00:36:27,450 --> 00:36:29,050
今天早上直播就到这了

915
00:36:29,050 --> 00:36:31,166
点完名就可以了是吧

916
00:36:31,366 --> 00:36:33,533
错误的还有塞尔达王国之类

917
00:36:33,533 --> 00:36:35,566
有人说你昨晚通宵了

918
00:36:36,933 --> 00:36:38,133
是这样的

919
00:36:39,083 --> 00:36:41,200
春天到了哎

920
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,650
春天应该已经快要过去了吧

921
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:47,566
其实

922
00:36:47,566 --> 00:36:52,400
一直对春天就没有什么太大的确定感

923
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:53,400
你们知道吗

924
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:54,650
因为大家可能知道

925
00:36:54,650 --> 00:36:58,283
主播生长的这个地段是北方嘛

926
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:00,166
北方的春天

927
00:37:00,166 --> 00:37:03,766
似乎就是路边一层一层的

928
00:37:03,766 --> 00:37:06,250
化不完的雪堆加灰堆

929
00:37:06,766 --> 00:37:09,000
以及今天还艳阳高照

930
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,850
让人怀疑到要穿半袖

931
00:37:10,850 --> 00:37:12,600
明天就夸夸下雪的

932
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:16,050
这种极端的倒春寒天气

933
00:37:16,483 --> 00:37:19,283
要么就是再往北一点

934
00:37:19,366 --> 00:37:21,566
往那个北京那边一点

935
00:37:22,883 --> 00:37:25,766
街上开始尘土飞扬啊

936
00:37:25,766 --> 00:37:28,166
开始空气质量较差

937
00:37:29,083 --> 00:37:30,933
我对春天的印象

938
00:37:30,933 --> 00:37:33,333
真的就比较偏向于这些

939
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:35,483
就没有什么暖春啊

940
00:37:35,483 --> 00:37:37,733
暮春和煦的春天

941
00:37:37,883 --> 00:37:39,083
杨柳依依

942
00:37:39,083 --> 00:37:40,800
从来没见过这种景象

943
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,683
也不知道谁在享受这样的春天

944
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,133
准备夏天了

945
00:37:47,133 --> 00:37:51,000
夏天起码也要等到5月末吧

946
00:37:52,133 --> 00:37:53,050
难道不是大

947
00:37:53,050 --> 00:37:55,650
风吹吹得人迷了眼睛啊

948
00:37:57,566 --> 00:38:00,366
刚经历了秋裤到短裤到秋裤

949
00:38:00,366 --> 00:38:02,766
原来这真的不是北方限定了

950
00:38:02,766 --> 00:38:04,250
原来大家都这样

951
00:38:04,250 --> 00:38:06,283
那我心里平衡多了

952
00:38:07,050 --> 00:38:08,683
但是中间是什么

953
00:38:10,250 --> 00:38:13,533
呃一年分为夏天的前窑

954
00:38:13,766 --> 00:38:17,250
夏天冬天的前窑和冬天

955
00:38:18,766 --> 00:38:21,200
吃法是有前窑的

956
00:38:21,733 --> 00:38:23,283
这这这应该是什么

957
00:38:23,283 --> 00:38:25,933
这应该是通食吧

958
00:38:27,483 --> 00:38:28,800
这短小的一点

959
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:31,333
上课不是点完名就走吗

960
00:38:32,283 --> 00:38:33,683
你有点那什么了

961
00:38:33,683 --> 00:38:36,800
不能在直播间宣传这样的倾向啊

962
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:37,800
这不可以啊

963
00:38:38,366 --> 00:38:42,283
想逃避人有地方可以逃吗

964
00:38:42,333 --> 00:38:43,566
有地方可以逃的话

965
00:38:43,566 --> 00:38:46,050
逃避也不失为一种好选择啊

966
00:38:46,250 --> 00:38:47,883
但如果逃避到最后

967
00:38:47,883 --> 00:38:51,166
会让自己的生存空间越来越小的话

968
00:38:51,366 --> 00:38:53,366
就可能现在逃掉了

969
00:38:53,366 --> 00:38:56,533
以后还会有更大的危难在等着你

970
00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:01,083
有些事情逃了之后可以给自己减压

971
00:39:01,083 --> 00:39:04,050
但是有些事情你逃避了之后你不去做

972
00:39:04,450 --> 00:39:06,133
你就会一直惦记着他

973
00:39:06,133 --> 00:39:09,050
你惦记着他呢你干啥你也干不好

974
00:39:09,366 --> 00:39:11,166
然后你对于逃避的这件事

975
00:39:11,166 --> 00:39:12,566
你还会有内疚感

976
00:39:12,566 --> 00:39:14,933
吃也吃不消玩也玩不开心

977
00:39:14,933 --> 00:39:15,766
就惦记这个

978
00:39:15,766 --> 00:39:16,600
你逃了的事

979
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:19,683
最后还是要花很多的成本去把它补上

980
00:39:19,766 --> 00:39:21,566
这种事情就不要逃了吧

981
00:39:24,250 --> 00:39:26,450
预字下哈哈

982
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:29,250
冬天的后羿不就是现在吗

983
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,083
逃避是个梗

984
00:39:31,283 --> 00:39:32,600
陶陶喆的

985
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:33,966
怎么这样啊

986
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:36,766
让室友过来说句话

987
00:39:36,766 --> 00:39:38,766
你还命令上主播了

988
00:39:39,083 --> 00:39:40,050
主播就不

989
00:39:40,050 --> 00:39:41,883
主播是最叛逆的小孩

990
00:39:41,883 --> 00:39:45,000
没有人能命令我好吧

991
00:39:46,366 --> 00:39:47,733
除非打一些

992
00:39:47,766 --> 00:39:49,733
没有人能命令主播

993
00:39:51,133 --> 00:39:53,600
主播主播是很硬气的人

994
00:39:57,683 --> 00:39:58,933
别逃避好吗

995
00:39:58,933 --> 00:40:00,483
那逃避开播嘛

996
00:40:00,483 --> 00:40:02,883
明明逃避开播就是这样的

997
00:40:02,883 --> 00:40:04,650
逃着逃着百件不保

998
00:40:04,650 --> 00:40:08,133
逃着逃着七十件都都那什么了

999
00:40:08,766 --> 00:40:11,850
七七十件都都都都保不住了

1000
00:40:11,850 --> 00:40:13,600
就不能再继续逃避下

1001
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:14,050
去了

1002
00:40:14,050 --> 00:40:18,000
要勇敢的面对直播间现在这个样子

1003
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,283
并且想办法发挥自己的能动性是吧

1004
00:40:21,283 --> 00:40:25,366
只要今天比昨天好那就算更好了

1005
00:40:25,450 --> 00:40:26,533
哈哈哈

1006
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:29,333
现在已经无法直视

1007
00:40:29,333 --> 00:40:30,283
逃避怎么了

1008
00:40:30,283 --> 00:40:33,250
给你点一首逃避法律摇滚吧好不好

1009
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:34,766
勇敢的面对自己

1010
00:40:34,766 --> 00:40:35,933
70件都没有

1011
00:40:35,933 --> 00:40:37,883
那就就改变的

1012
00:40:38,333 --> 00:40:40,200
那这不是努力一点吗

1013
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:41,600
努力片片见长

1014
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:42,766
努力砸砸弹

1015
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:44,483
然后努力让大家想起来

1016
00:40:44,483 --> 00:40:45,933
主播回来直播了

1017
00:40:45,933 --> 00:40:47,000
要回来看看

1018
00:40:47,083 --> 00:40:48,766
哈哈哈

1019
00:40:53,883 --> 00:40:55,733
我真的还挺倔的

1020
00:40:55,733 --> 00:40:57,850
好多事情都是这样啊

1021
00:40:57,850 --> 00:41:00,000
我宁愿被关小黑屋子

1022
00:41:00,050 --> 00:41:01,366
就我还是小猫的时候

1023
00:41:01,366 --> 00:41:02,933
宁愿被关小黑屋

1024
00:41:02,933 --> 00:41:07,766
我也不愿意去为我觉得不对的事情

1025
00:41:07,766 --> 00:41:08,766
妥协

1026
00:41:10,333 --> 00:41:11,000
啊

1027
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:14,933
然后没有晚饭吃我就待在小黑屋里面

1028
00:41:14,933 --> 00:41:19,083
那什么我就待在小黑屋里面发呆

1029
00:41:19,133 --> 00:41:21,733
想象着这个幻想世界的我

1030
00:41:21,733 --> 00:41:24,933
现在正在作为魔法少女四处流浪

1031
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:26,733
而真实世界中呢

1032
00:41:26,733 --> 00:41:28,050
躲在角落里面的

1033
00:41:28,050 --> 00:41:30,166
这个小黑屋里面的我呢

1034
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:32,883
其实它只是一个暂时的过程

1035
00:41:32,883 --> 00:41:34,800
我终究会有饭吃的

1036
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:36,766
这一天很快就会过去了

1037
00:41:36,850 --> 00:41:38,333
但是事实证明呢

1038
00:41:38,333 --> 00:41:40,166
我不推荐大家去这样

1039
00:41:40,766 --> 00:41:41,600
在在怎么说

1040
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,250
在面对危险

1041
00:41:43,250 --> 00:41:43,683
或者说

1042
00:41:43,683 --> 00:41:47,000
面对难以改变的悲伤的现状的时候

1043
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,600
使用这种办法呀

1044
00:41:48,733 --> 00:41:49,966
因为我长大了之后

1045
00:41:49,966 --> 00:41:52,283
发现这种办法他会导致一个

1046
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:53,966
呃不太好的结果

1047
00:41:53,966 --> 00:41:57,366
就可能你会你会产生那个人格解离

1048
00:41:57,883 --> 00:42:00,250
我看现在还有人在网上教别人说

1049
00:42:00,250 --> 00:42:03,250
当你悲伤的难以遏制的时候啊

1050
00:42:03,366 --> 00:42:05,200
这个时候你就那什么

1051
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:05,766
你就

1052
00:42:05,766 --> 00:42:06,566
你就

1053
00:42:06,733 --> 00:42:11,000
假设自己并不是在这个现实生活中的

1054
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,533
你想象你

1055
00:42:12,533 --> 00:42:15,050
你的苦难就是一条河流

1056
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:17,200
你站在这条河流旁边

1057
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:19,800
看着他静静的从你脚下流过

1058
00:42:20,083 --> 00:42:22,533
谁教人这么想的

1059
00:42:22,566 --> 00:42:23,966
纯纯的害人

1060
00:42:23,966 --> 00:42:25,450
好吧这么想

1061
00:42:25,450 --> 00:42:26,933
想成解谜了

1062
00:42:26,933 --> 00:42:29,733
到时候全都得去宛平南路看病

1063
00:42:29,733 --> 00:42:30,683
这完蛋了吗

1064
00:42:30,683 --> 00:42:34,000
这不不是阿q心态

1065
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,366
这都会导致精神疾病的

1066
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:40,283
这是QQ这样的新锐盲盒的情书啊

1067
00:42:40,283 --> 00:42:41,000
轰动你啊

1068
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,400
这个这这会产生精神病的

1069
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:44,966
这不是什么好事啊

1070
00:42:45,766 --> 00:42:46,933
让我来说说啊

1071
00:42:46,933 --> 00:42:47,966
怎么看说说看

1072
00:42:47,966 --> 00:42:50,166
这个人格解谜的定义啊

1073
00:42:55,450 --> 00:42:58,650
就那种什么与外部或自己脱节

1074
00:42:58,733 --> 00:43:00,933
你的情绪突然转换

1075
00:43:00,933 --> 00:43:03,450
然后很多时候记忆还会缺失

1076
00:43:03,766 --> 00:43:07,166
觉得自己对自我并不是完全控制的

1077
00:43:07,166 --> 00:43:10,366
你跟这个世界并不是完全联系的

1078
00:43:10,650 --> 00:43:12,566
这真的很很不好的

1079
00:43:12,566 --> 00:43:15,483
一个很危险的一个心理状态啊

1080
00:43:15,733 --> 00:43:16,766
这不行的

1081
00:43:21,166 --> 00:43:23,533
解决出第五人格启动

1082
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:28,283
哈哈第一人格好吃懒做

1083
00:43:28,283 --> 00:43:30,000
第二人格好色

1084
00:43:30,133 --> 00:43:32,450
第三人格哎

1085
00:43:32,450 --> 00:43:33,966
胆小怕事

1086
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:37,600
第五人格启动

1087
00:43:39,050 --> 00:43:40,200
这个好像不是

1088
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,650
不是跟多重人格有关系啊

1089
00:43:42,650 --> 00:43:43,533
是吧主播

1090
00:43:43,533 --> 00:43:46,366
看了小红书的虚拟主播纪念天吧

1091
00:43:46,366 --> 00:43:48,533
我记得我2022年那个时候

1092
00:43:49,166 --> 00:43:51,250
我都说当时做虚拟主播

1093
00:43:51,250 --> 00:43:53,366
其实还是有一些

1094
00:43:53,366 --> 00:43:54,000
怎么说呢

1095
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,483
潜在的标准的

1096
00:43:55,483 --> 00:43:57,966
就不是那种一眼就能看到的

1097
00:43:57,966 --> 00:43:59,533
什么忠贞漂亮

1098
00:43:59,533 --> 00:44:01,533
能歌善舞这种东西

1099
00:44:01,533 --> 00:44:06,533
它不属于虚拟主播特化的一个标准啊

1100
00:44:06,533 --> 00:44:09,650
我觉得虚拟主播特化的标准就是

1101
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:12,933
怎么说呢

1102
00:44:14,483 --> 00:44:17,250
其实我觉得鱼女赛小鱼啊

1103
00:44:17,250 --> 00:44:18,166
因为路啊

1104
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:19,800
他如果在22年出道

1105
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:23,483
他绝对能成为v圈的一大一大霸主

1106
00:44:23,483 --> 00:44:26,533
但是24年出道应该也不晚啊

1107
00:44:26,533 --> 00:44:28,766
我我经常跟他说你干嘛

1108
00:44:28,766 --> 00:44:31,450
哈哈哈你干嘛发问号

1109
00:44:31,450 --> 00:44:33,083
我不是经常跟你说吗

1110
00:44:33,083 --> 00:44:36,766
我说就是以你这个月动画的数量

1111
00:44:37,050 --> 00:44:38,883
以你这个二次元的历史

1112
00:44:38,883 --> 00:44:40,883
以你这个怎么说知识

1113
00:44:40,883 --> 00:44:41,883
面的广度

1114
00:44:41,883 --> 00:44:44,566
你可以成为我们一众套皮人里面

1115
00:44:44,883 --> 00:44:45,966
最有虚拟感

1116
00:44:45,966 --> 00:44:47,333
最有虚拟味的

1117
00:44:47,450 --> 00:44:48,533
这个这个一批

1118
00:44:48,533 --> 00:44:50,966
啊啊原路小姐的动画

1119
00:44:50,966 --> 00:44:53,883
阅片数量已经好像超过了600

1120
00:44:53,883 --> 00:44:55,450
直奔700去了

1121
00:44:55,766 --> 00:44:58,050
看过700部番的女孩子

1122
00:44:58,533 --> 00:44:59,050
你那是什么

1123
00:44:59,050 --> 00:45:00,733
坏人呢是吧

1124
00:45:00,966 --> 00:45:01,933
开始黑屁

1125
00:45:01,933 --> 00:45:02,250
不是

1126
00:45:02,250 --> 00:45:05,400
我是认真的说的我是认真的说的

1127
00:45:05,850 --> 00:45:06,766
就我觉得

1128
00:45:06,766 --> 00:45:08,766
在女v的受众

1129
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:12,000
或多或少的还是集中在男生身上的

1130
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,850
这个情况下就

1131
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:21,200
没有办法去特别强调自己的感受吧

1132
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:23,966
就在从事VIP这个行业的事

1133
00:45:26,133 --> 00:45:29,683
因为很多时候你对于自己的一举一动

1134
00:45:29,683 --> 00:45:31,933
或者说你对于自己啊

1135
00:45:31,933 --> 00:45:33,533
在外界受到的反馈

1136
00:45:33,533 --> 00:45:34,450
心系呀

1137
00:45:34,450 --> 00:45:39,050
然后呃懂得去维护自己的尊严

1138
00:45:39,050 --> 00:45:40,533
维护自己的边界

1139
00:45:40,533 --> 00:45:41,766
然后之类的

1140
00:45:41,933 --> 00:45:45,166
在正常的与人相处的过程中

1141
00:45:45,166 --> 00:45:46,850
是一个很好的特质

1142
00:45:46,850 --> 00:45:52,683
但是在服务业上面就不会特别的顺利

1143
00:45:54,333 --> 00:45:54,933
我觉得

1144
00:45:54,933 --> 00:45:58,200
起码大部分人还没有达到那种

1145
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:00,366
已离破晓的程度吧

1146
00:46:00,366 --> 00:46:02,850
那如果说你唱歌有阿紫那么好听

1147
00:46:03,083 --> 00:46:04,283
那你就是再公主

1148
00:46:04,283 --> 00:46:06,333
那也会有人喜欢你是吧

1149
00:46:06,333 --> 00:46:07,733
我不是说阿紫是公主

1150
00:46:07,733 --> 00:46:08,533
我只是说

1151
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:11,283
只是说唱歌水平有阿紫那么好的话

1152
00:46:12,533 --> 00:46:14,566
但是大部分的时候呢

1153
00:46:14,566 --> 00:46:17,450
就是我们没有那么强大的实力

1154
00:46:17,450 --> 00:46:18,166
很多时候

1155
00:46:18,166 --> 00:46:21,166
就要在情绪上面去做出一个让步啊

1156
00:46:21,166 --> 00:46:23,600
那个如果说情绪上面的让步

1157
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:25,366
这个是可大可小的

1158
00:46:25,366 --> 00:46:28,533
你可以说观众不尊重你的人格

1159
00:46:28,533 --> 00:46:30,400
你的人格受到了侵犯

1160
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:31,250
你也可以说

1161
00:46:31,250 --> 00:46:34,333
就是我作为一个公众人物

1162
00:46:34,333 --> 00:46:36,800
有的时候有些压力就是该扛着这

1163
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:39,733
这个事大小就完全看你怎么想吧

1164
00:46:39,733 --> 00:46:40,850
真的就这样

1165
00:46:42,533 --> 00:46:44,450
你别说话那么难听

1166
00:46:44,566 --> 00:46:46,450
我作弊又不是出来卖的

1167
00:46:46,450 --> 00:46:48,850
还和街道工作者一样的觉悟

1168
00:46:48,850 --> 00:46:50,933
你也说话太难听了吧

1169
00:46:52,283 --> 00:46:54,650
播1-100选两个数

1170
00:46:54,683 --> 00:46:57,533
我记得上次让我选数是1-100

1171
00:46:57,533 --> 00:47:01,050
选数选选那个什么送礼物来着

1172
00:47:01,050 --> 00:47:02,050
那我要选的话

1173
00:47:02,050 --> 00:47:05,166
我是不是应该选99啊

1174
00:47:07,733 --> 00:47:08,766
选一个什么

1175
00:47:09,650 --> 00:47:11,400
选一个选一个99

1176
00:47:12,450 --> 00:47:13,800
再选一个什么呢

1177
00:47:14,883 --> 00:47:15,400
剩下一个

1178
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:18,200
烟人来帮我选吧两个

1179
00:47:22,450 --> 00:47:24,166
嗯

1180
00:47:24,850 --> 00:47:25,766
小鱼来选吧

1181
00:47:25,766 --> 00:47:28,400
小鱼 1-100选两个数

1182
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:29,283
我选了99

1183
00:47:29,283 --> 00:47:30,283
你选哪个

1184
00:47:35,283 --> 00:47:37,766
不好说别骂了别骂了别骂了

1185
00:47:37,766 --> 00:47:39,166
三成叫什么成分

1186
00:47:39,166 --> 00:47:39,966
我不好说

1187
00:47:39,966 --> 00:47:41,683
哈哈哈过来摸摸

1188
00:47:41,683 --> 00:47:43,250
小猫学习怎么样了

1189
00:47:43,250 --> 00:47:44,333
就最近还好吧

1190
00:47:44,333 --> 00:47:47,683
可能下半个月还会比较忙一点嗯

1191
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:54,000
60度spa

1192
00:47:57,083 --> 00:47:58,050
啥呀

1193
00:47:59,883 --> 00:48:02,600
这就是主播选出来的东西啊

1194
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:07,650
怎么福袋里还有一毛钱的礼物啊

1195
00:48:09,283 --> 00:48:11,133
主播真是开了眼了

1196
00:48:11,766 --> 00:48:12,883
你别让主播选了

1197
00:48:12,883 --> 00:48:14,483
你自己选两个数吧

1198
00:48:14,483 --> 00:48:15,850
你别告诉主播

1199
00:48:15,850 --> 00:48:17,450
他都会呕起来的

1200
00:48:17,933 --> 00:48:19,933
你自己选两个数好不好

1201
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:22,533
别让主播知道这件事情啊

1202
00:48:22,533 --> 00:48:23,450
就悄悄的

1203
00:48:23,450 --> 00:48:24,766
主播一旦知道了

1204
00:48:24,766 --> 00:48:26,600
他就他就变坏了

1205
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:28,966
本来里面应该开个城堡出来的

1206
00:48:28,966 --> 00:48:30,566
这本来里面应该是啥呀

1207
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:33,766
你看吧主播再选一下

1208
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:35,566
能不能自己选呀

1209
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:36,800
悄悄的悄悄的

1210
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,000
选择两个

1211
00:48:38,083 --> 00:48:39,533
不要告诉我

1212
00:48:40,850 --> 00:48:42,600
啊再选一个

1213
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:45,133
然后这什么数字啊

1214
00:48:45,450 --> 00:48:49,850
有位多少人选的是69和18

1215
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:53,883
你在这个里面选一个呢

1216
00:48:54,250 --> 00:48:57,333
眉笔趴我上线了

1217
00:48:59,850 --> 00:49:01,166
选2992是吧

1218
00:49:01,166 --> 00:49:03,250
你干脆把这些全点了

1219
00:49:04,366 --> 00:49:06,566
总会有好数字的

1220
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:08,250
那你开开出来

1221
00:49:08,250 --> 00:49:08,966
开出来是什么

1222
00:49:08,966 --> 00:49:10,166
1-200选一个

1223
00:49:10,166 --> 00:49:11,566
1-100选一个

1224
00:49:12,366 --> 00:49:14,566
那肯定要选个138呀

1225
00:49:16,766 --> 00:49:17,966
嗯

1226
00:49:21,133 --> 00:49:24,450
我们138一直都是非常好的数字

1227
00:49:25,933 --> 00:49:27,733
1-100的话

1228
00:49:37,366 --> 00:49:38,533
在61吧

1229
00:49:42,566 --> 00:49:43,450
主播以前

1230
00:49:43,533 --> 00:49:46,650
61有的时候是主播的幸运数字

1231
00:49:47,450 --> 00:49:48,800
有的时候是

1232
00:49:49,650 --> 00:49:51,800
但是也不都是幸运的

1233
00:49:53,933 --> 00:49:57,050
谢谢有天的玲珑福袋的小精灵啊

1234
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:59,200
这是几等奖呀

1235
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:03,450
为什么现在这个福袋已经精确到什么

1236
00:50:03,450 --> 00:50:05,000
我去狂赚两毛

1237
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,000
卧槽狂赚两毛

1238
00:50:07,083 --> 00:50:08,250
四舍五入什么

1239
00:50:08,683 --> 00:50:10,850
主播就是投资送手

1240
00:50:10,850 --> 00:50:12,200
投入5元啊

1241
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:14,333
回报5.2 这算什么呢

1242
00:50:14,333 --> 00:50:15,366
让我算一下

1243
00:50:16,133 --> 00:50:17,600
5乘以20

1244
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:21,800
然后5.2乘以20啊

1245
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:23,250
4%的回报率

1246
00:50:23,250 --> 00:50:26,283
天呐这什么一年的

1247
00:50:26,283 --> 00:50:28,250
这个存银行的定息利率

1248
00:50:28,250 --> 00:50:29,683
主播谈笑风生

1249
00:50:29,683 --> 00:50:31,483
几个呼吸之间就拿下了

1250
00:50:31,483 --> 00:50:33,250
这不是什么投资胜手

1251
00:50:34,733 --> 00:50:36,450
这是5块钱的

1252
00:50:38,450 --> 00:50:40,933
5块钱怎么能开出来一毛的呀

1253
00:50:40,933 --> 00:50:42,283
我我我不同意

1254
00:50:42,283 --> 00:50:43,933
5块钱的福袋

1255
00:50:44,966 --> 00:50:47,133
这又是啥时候上的东西啊

1256
00:50:47,133 --> 00:50:48,283
魔力爽吗

1257
00:50:48,683 --> 00:50:50,883
这是狗狗显卡的吉祥服

1258
00:50:50,883 --> 00:50:51,600
红豆你啊

1259
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:53,083
应该走主播再算一下

1260
00:50:53,083 --> 00:50:53,933
5块出去吧

1261
00:50:53,933 --> 00:50:55,683
不不不这个就不算了

1262
00:50:55,683 --> 00:50:56,850
这个这个算是什么

1263
00:50:56,850 --> 00:50:59,283
小小选怡情的程度啊

1264
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:00,333
这把不算的

1265
00:51:00,333 --> 00:51:02,333
热身热身热身

1266
00:51:04,050 --> 00:51:06,883
热身的事怎么怎么能算

1267
00:51:07,250 --> 00:51:09,400
这这不能算的好吧

1268
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:12,566
那主播亏了

1269
00:51:12,566 --> 00:51:15,650
那主播主播那是雨天亏了

1270
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:17,133
雨天亏了

1271
00:51:17,766 --> 00:51:20,400
不是我的问题吧

1272
00:51:24,733 --> 00:51:25,200
啊好吧

1273
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:27,400
这是我的问题对不起

1274
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:28,850
人不能逃避

1275
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:31,800
这是我的问题

1276
00:51:32,683 --> 00:51:36,966
谢谢爱打游戏的柠檬茶主播

1277
00:51:36,966 --> 00:51:38,733
在投资两个数啊

1278
00:51:38,733 --> 00:51:39,733
这是什么啊

1279
00:51:39,850 --> 00:51:40,933
这是我

1280
00:51:40,933 --> 00:51:41,933
是不是应该放一下

1281
00:51:41,933 --> 00:51:45,566
我们明日方舟的愚人节新新活动啊

1282
00:51:47,850 --> 00:51:51,883
等一下我我要我要放一首歌别急啊

1283
00:51:54,766 --> 00:51:56,733
这首歌叫什么来着

1284
00:52:00,883 --> 00:52:03,883
明日方舟愚人节

1285
00:52:07,450 --> 00:52:08,533
主播先放一下

1286
00:52:08,533 --> 00:52:10,200
找自己刚刚有蓝字

1287
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:13,450
点了啊怎么就点了

1288
00:52:14,883 --> 00:52:15,850
打打人

1289
00:52:19,050 --> 00:52:20,933
等等一下等一下

1290
00:52:21,733 --> 00:52:24,333
主播等一下会回去看那什么的

1291
00:52:24,733 --> 00:52:27,283
会看会看弹幕的

1292
00:52:27,283 --> 00:52:27,966
因为我比

1293
00:52:27,966 --> 00:52:29,533
较单线长啊

1294
00:52:36,450 --> 00:52:37,800
啊好找到了

1295
00:52:46,050 --> 00:52:49,650
这就是我们毒狗进行曲的含金量

1296
00:52:52,250 --> 00:52:53,883
主播开啊

1297
00:52:58,366 --> 00:53:01,083
看一下在在在在在说什么

1298
00:53:03,450 --> 00:53:04,650
谁在点歌

1299
00:53:07,450 --> 00:53:09,333
这是5块钱的

1300
00:53:09,333 --> 00:53:10,000
主播算一下

1301
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,600
刚才出一毛人啊不行

1302
00:53:14,050 --> 00:53:16,766
我没有看到这条弹幕哎

1303
00:53:17,683 --> 00:53:19,650
为啥没有这条弹幕啊

1304
00:53:20,533 --> 00:53:25,083
难道他在很久很久之前被我漏掉了吗

1305
00:53:31,133 --> 00:53:32,450
这太远了吧

1306
00:53:39,733 --> 00:53:40,600
看看再投资

1307
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:42,800
两个数是1到多少的

1308
00:53:43,683 --> 00:53:45,966
1到100

1309
00:53:49,883 --> 00:53:52,000
二豆69和18吧

1310
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,050
刚才小鱼庆典的数字

1311
00:53:54,050 --> 00:53:56,133
看看小鱼的运气如何啊

1312
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:01,166
我觉得应该比我强一点吧

1313
00:54:01,166 --> 00:54:03,450
一刀200和一个一刀100

1314
00:54:04,366 --> 00:54:07,283
那就69+48选一个87

1315
00:54:07,283 --> 00:54:09,533
然后一刀200选一个

1316
00:54:12,283 --> 00:54:13,083
198

1317
00:54:14,283 --> 00:54:18,483
我们见着档位的数字正在逐渐变少啊

1318
00:54:19,366 --> 00:54:21,483
这是雨天的雨卧槽

1319
00:54:27,250 --> 00:54:29,333
白鹿我们发财了

1320
00:54:32,850 --> 00:54:34,966
这是698

1321
00:54:34,966 --> 00:54:35,766
卧槽

1322
00:54:37,083 --> 00:54:37,850
完了

1323
00:54:37,850 --> 00:54:41,333
他他帮助你们抽卡又被我拿下了

1324
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:44,650
我们发财了

1325
00:54:44,650 --> 00:54:47,533
5块钱福袋开出100块礼物哇

1326
00:54:49,050 --> 00:54:50,333
你刚才选的书

1327
00:54:50,333 --> 00:54:52,000
69和18 卧槽

1328
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:53,133
这就是雨神

1329
00:54:53,883 --> 00:54:54,883
看见雨神

1330
00:54:57,483 --> 00:55:00,600
这就是我们热血沸腾的组合技啊

1331
00:55:02,933 --> 00:55:04,683
咩咩 5块变一毛

1332
00:55:04,683 --> 00:55:06,650
鱼神5块变100

1333
00:55:06,766 --> 00:55:07,766
这就是什么

1334
00:55:07,766 --> 00:55:09,050
投资差距

1335
00:55:09,050 --> 00:55:11,083
1,000倍的含金量

1336
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:14,366
我都不好意思说这数字什么意思

1337
00:55:14,366 --> 00:55:15,933
你说的应该69

1338
00:55:15,933 --> 00:55:19,000
应该应该181218是吧

1339
00:55:23,933 --> 00:55:25,250
就不能不说出来吗

1340
00:55:25,250 --> 00:55:27,000
我当不知道不好吗

1341
00:55:29,483 --> 00:55:30,800
家庭教师啊

1342
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:32,766
原来是主播脑子有问题啊

1343
00:55:32,766 --> 00:55:34,566
主播还以为是你脑子有问题呢

1344
00:55:34,566 --> 00:55:35,400
对不起

1345
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:38,050
主播以为是28的意思

1346
00:55:38,050 --> 00:55:39,366
主播给你忏悔

1347
00:55:39,366 --> 00:55:40,450
思密万岁

1348
00:55:41,733 --> 00:55:42,533
哎

1349
00:55:43,250 --> 00:55:44,166
口无遮拦

1350
00:55:44,166 --> 00:55:46,483
我就不应该以我自己这个

1351
00:55:47,166 --> 00:55:48,800
这个黄色的思维

1352
00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:50,650
揣摩余生的思想

1353
00:55:52,533 --> 00:55:54,933
哎呀主播选的198跟啥

1354
00:55:54,933 --> 00:55:57,933
主播选的是87跟198

1355
00:55:58,166 --> 00:56:02,250
我感觉福袋这种东西如果说他的数字

1356
00:56:02,250 --> 00:56:03,683
比较靠后的话

1357
00:56:03,683 --> 00:56:04,333
一般来说

1358
00:56:04,333 --> 00:56:06,050
大奖都不会在第一个

1359
00:56:06,050 --> 00:56:08,166
和最后一个出现吧

1360
00:56:11,850 --> 00:56:14,766
是动漫Kar的心愿盲盒的情书呢

1361
00:56:14,766 --> 00:56:16,166
轰动力而且更多

1362
00:56:16,366 --> 00:56:18,533
按照抽签的这种

1363
00:56:18,933 --> 00:56:21,566
俺寻思统计学来说

1364
00:56:22,566 --> 00:56:25,366
应该不会在偏后的地方出现吧

1365
00:56:25,366 --> 00:56:26,566
这是啥呀

1366
00:56:32,566 --> 00:56:32,800
你这

1367
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:37,333
咱们这BGM就是就是就是一种问题啊

1368
00:56:37,533 --> 00:56:40,850
刚才那个奥利BGM没了

1369
00:56:40,966 --> 00:56:42,483
所以这个神力

1370
00:56:43,283 --> 00:56:45,966
我们三个人的神力组合技

1371
00:56:45,966 --> 00:56:48,050
短暂的消失了

1372
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:53,333
主播和鱼神差的不是一点半点

1373
00:56:53,333 --> 00:56:54,600
那还真是吧

1374
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:56,566
鱼神水平真可以

1375
00:56:56,566 --> 00:56:58,650
是吧刚才点的是什么歌来着

1376
00:56:58,650 --> 00:57:00,250
主播现在放一下

1377
00:57:00,650 --> 00:57:06,400
喂喂喂全网呼叫点歌的哥们别瞎说

1378
00:57:09,166 --> 00:57:09,966
啊

1379
00:57:12,883 --> 00:57:14,450
我开心就

1380
00:57:15,283 --> 00:57:16,083
哎

1381
00:57:18,250 --> 00:57:20,200
好像好像也没什么办法

1382
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:22,733
好像拿我没什么办法哎呀

1383
00:57:24,333 --> 00:57:27,000
到时候上演一下我们我们我们

1384
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:29,000
等你的那个模型做好了

1385
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:30,050
我们就可以在直播间

1386
00:57:30,050 --> 00:57:31,733
上演紧张刺激的例会

1387
00:57:31,733 --> 00:57:32,850
碰撞了

1388
00:57:33,650 --> 00:57:34,450
啊

1389
00:57:37,333 --> 00:57:38,766
紫色妈妈早上好

1390
00:57:38,766 --> 00:57:42,566
早上好找自己啊好

1391
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:50,566
啊忽然有好多好多这个字念什么

1392
00:57:50,566 --> 00:57:53,566
陶喆吗是是念陶喆吗

1393
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:56,283
忽然有好多听陶喆歌的人啊

1394
00:57:56,283 --> 00:57:56,766
主播

1395
00:57:56,766 --> 00:58:00,200
之前就感觉没什么人听陶喆的歌的

1396
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:02,133
对不起主要是因为主播不太

1397
00:58:02,650 --> 00:58:05,450
不太听那个中文歌哎

1398
00:58:05,450 --> 00:58:08,733
我跟中文的人很少有人听陶喆的歌

1399
00:58:11,366 --> 00:58:13,050
而忽然最近都发现

1400
00:58:13,050 --> 00:58:15,766
其实还是很多人听陶喆的歌的

1401
00:58:18,733 --> 00:58:20,333
这是否算是一种

1402
00:58:20,333 --> 00:58:23,400
信息减防忽然被打破的感觉

1403
00:58:26,733 --> 00:58:30,083
你们DT就得听DT的歌啊

1404
00:58:30,933 --> 00:58:33,050
是我想的那个DT吗

1405
00:58:33,733 --> 00:58:34,800
为什么呀

1406
00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:36,966
能不能给主播科普一下

1407
00:58:41,850 --> 00:58:43,683
这这有什么说法吗

1408
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:49,733
什么地区不要乱讲好吗

1409
00:58:50,683 --> 00:58:51,683
你们你们

1410
00:58:53,083 --> 00:58:56,566
你们到底是以DT为光荣还是以DT为耻

1411
00:58:56,566 --> 00:58:57,366
啊

1412
00:58:57,883 --> 00:58:59,766
主播有点搞不懂了

1413
00:59:00,083 --> 00:59:03,083
我感觉DT不是挺光荣的吗

1414
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:06,883
陶泽的英文缩写也是DT

1415
00:59:07,683 --> 00:59:09,166
你说到英文缩写

1416
00:59:09,166 --> 00:59:11,533
主播觉得有个不该说的话

1417
00:59:11,566 --> 00:59:12,966
主播就不说了

1418
00:59:19,683 --> 00:59:20,966
还以为是单腿

1419
00:59:20,966 --> 00:59:21,850
哈哈

1420
00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:25,600
你已经变成冰圈的形状了

1421
00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:27,650
你已经被冰圈腌入味了

1422
00:59:27,650 --> 00:59:29,083
你完蛋了

1423
00:59:31,483 --> 00:59:33,766
现在已经不流行单推啦

1424
00:59:37,166 --> 00:59:37,850
这个词

1425
00:59:37,850 --> 00:59:40,883
感觉即将像神马就是浮云一样

1426
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:43,333
被埋在历史的尘埃之中

1427
00:59:43,850 --> 00:59:44,650
都是他

1428
00:59:48,133 --> 00:59:51,283
让我看看电梯还能打出来些什么

1429
01:00:00,650 --> 01:00:01,650
电车

1430
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:07,683
电台

1431
01:00:09,283 --> 01:00:12,333
主播这输入法还挺职业病的

1432
01:00:12,333 --> 01:00:15,250
蛋挞主播你真是一只大馋猫

1433
01:00:18,250 --> 01:00:19,600
还有地摊啊

1434
01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:21,250
这对摆地摊的执念

1435
01:00:21,250 --> 01:00:23,200
一直刻在我的骨子里

1436
01:00:28,050 --> 01:00:30,250
主播之前想那什么来着

1437
01:00:30,250 --> 01:00:32,683
主播之前本来本来有想过

1438
01:00:33,133 --> 01:00:35,766
要不要在这边租个摊位呀

1439
01:00:35,933 --> 01:00:38,200
或者是什么的

1440
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:41,133
去摆摊卖卖点小小手工艺品

1441
01:00:41,133 --> 01:00:44,050
或者干脆卖卖自己做的吃的之类的

1442
01:00:45,566 --> 01:00:48,200
之前有去逛过一些市集啊

1443
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:49,483
节日的那种市集

1444
01:00:49,483 --> 01:00:51,400
什么圣诞市集啊

1445
01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:55,083
或者说是一些手工艺品市集之类的

1446
01:00:55,083 --> 01:00:56,933
当时还真挺心动的

1447
01:00:56,933 --> 01:01:01,250
后面就感觉还是有点有点

1448
01:01:01,250 --> 01:01:03,766
自己一个人有点不敢去

1449
01:01:03,933 --> 01:01:06,283
起码这种摆摊对吧

1450
01:01:06,283 --> 01:01:09,083
起码得三四个人一起去

1451
01:01:10,283 --> 01:01:12,650
我自己一个人去摆的话

1452
01:01:12,883 --> 01:01:16,200
我估计我会紧张的不知道该说什么

1453
01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:17,800
不知道该卖什么

1454
01:01:19,733 --> 01:01:20,850
全完了

1455
01:01:22,083 --> 01:01:24,883
而且我也没什么对于摆摊

1456
01:01:24,883 --> 01:01:27,333
具体能卖出去多少东西的

1457
01:01:27,333 --> 01:01:28,133
这个

1458
01:01:28,933 --> 01:01:31,966
这个这个估算啊

1459
01:01:31,966 --> 01:01:34,283
万一我进货进多了

1460
01:01:34,850 --> 01:01:36,050
烟烟怎么办

1461
01:01:36,050 --> 01:01:37,133
你咋的了

1462
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,000
中间是不是少了一句话呀

1463
01:01:40,283 --> 01:01:41,450
我的心

1464
01:01:43,566 --> 01:01:46,283
不用说我只会胡思乱想

1465
01:01:46,283 --> 01:01:49,000
不用跟我说我只会妄想

1466
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,800
哗哗啦啦让我去淋雨

1467
01:02:00,683 --> 01:02:04,566
你现在跟一个疑似南通的人共处一次

1468
01:02:05,250 --> 01:02:06,600
你放轻松啊

1469
01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:07,766
又不是是南通

1470
01:02:07,766 --> 01:02:09,083
他就喜欢你

1471
01:02:09,566 --> 01:02:11,733
你们俩共处一次能咋

1472
01:02:11,883 --> 01:02:13,483
他能把你推了

1473
01:02:13,933 --> 01:02:15,133
不可能吧

1474
01:02:16,250 --> 01:02:18,850
我跟你说那个什么哎呦

1475
01:02:18,850 --> 01:02:20,883
不像单本文里写的那样

1476
01:02:21,483 --> 01:02:24,800
南通真要那什么很很费劲的

1477
01:02:29,050 --> 01:02:31,250
可是他动手动脚的

1478
01:02:31,333 --> 01:02:33,283
他为什么对你动手动脚啊

1479
01:02:33,283 --> 01:02:34,533
你们是什么关系啊

1480
01:02:34,533 --> 01:02:36,083
你们是好兄弟吗

1481
01:02:40,250 --> 01:02:43,533
单推的意思是两个人单独待在房间里

1482
01:02:43,533 --> 01:02:45,566
一个就会被另一个推倒啊

1483
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:50,283
这是不是有点太违背伦理道德了

1484
01:02:50,283 --> 01:02:51,283
这不好吧

1485
01:02:53,933 --> 01:02:56,283
他为什么对你动手动脚的呀

1486
01:02:56,333 --> 01:02:58,166
那你们在聊些什么呀

1487
01:02:58,166 --> 01:03:00,133
你们有没有什么话题啊之类的

1488
01:03:00,133 --> 01:03:01,083
信息太少了

1489
01:03:01,083 --> 01:03:03,000
主播也没法给你分析啊

1490
01:03:03,366 --> 01:03:05,600
感觉你行动还是挺自由的

1491
01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:08,333
应该应该应该

1492
01:03:08,333 --> 01:03:09,600
还能发弹幕

1493
01:03:10,050 --> 01:03:11,483
还还能说话吗

1494
01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:12,683
怎么不说话了

1495
01:03:12,683 --> 01:03:15,250
哎呀我有点担心你了

1496
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:19,333
聊打什么游戏

1497
01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:23,200
那为什么打打游戏

1498
01:03:24,166 --> 01:03:25,133
嗯

1499
01:03:26,250 --> 01:03:27,566
那要不这样吧

1500
01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:30,366
你你你把话题转一下

1501
01:03:30,683 --> 01:03:32,683
你问问他喜不喜欢

1502
01:03:33,083 --> 01:03:35,200
平常喜不喜欢听歌呀

1503
01:03:35,366 --> 01:03:38,366
喜欢什么歌星呀啊

1504
01:03:39,050 --> 01:03:41,800
喜不喜欢什么孙燕姿啊

1505
01:03:41,933 --> 01:03:43,400
什么蔡依林啊

1506
01:03:43,450 --> 01:03:44,483
什么嘎嘎呀

1507
01:03:44,483 --> 01:03:47,400
美美啊啊这之类的

1508
01:03:48,450 --> 01:03:50,933
你问问他喜不喜欢这些歌星啊

1509
01:03:57,333 --> 01:03:59,200
可以侧面去判断一下

1510
01:04:01,683 --> 01:04:03,000
哈喽公主扣帽帽

1511
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:03,850
早上好

1512
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:08,166
单推是单身扣帮别人推屁股的缩写

1513
01:04:08,166 --> 01:04:10,000
你是不是有点太那个了

1514
01:04:10,566 --> 01:04:12,850
你的爱好有点恶心啊

1515
01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:16,050
淋雨是吧吃桃子

1516
01:04:17,966 --> 01:04:19,683
被陶喆污染了是吧

1517
01:04:19,683 --> 01:04:21,883
满脑子都是陶瓷啊

1518
01:04:21,883 --> 01:04:25,483
你已经变成陶喆的形状了啊

1519
01:04:25,483 --> 01:04:26,766
说起来啊说起来

1520
01:04:26,766 --> 01:04:28,883
我要跟大家分享一件好事

1521
01:04:28,966 --> 01:04:32,366
你怎么知道我今天吃了呃

1522
01:04:32,483 --> 01:04:38,133
甜培根烤鸡块和加了

1523
01:04:39,850 --> 01:04:44,083
香蕉洋葱菠萝鸡肉和火

1524
01:04:44,083 --> 01:04:49,000
腿还有barbeque酱的披萨

1525
01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:52,533
然后还瘦了的事情呢

1526
01:04:52,733 --> 01:04:55,483
哈哈嘿嘿

1527
01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:58,250
你怎么知道我今天吃这么好

1528
01:04:58,400 --> 01:05:00,533
然后还变瘦了呢

1529
01:05:00,533 --> 01:05:01,450
哈哈哈

1530
01:05:02,683 --> 01:05:04,333
哎真是开心的

1531
01:05:04,333 --> 01:05:05,283
这个感觉

1532
01:05:05,283 --> 01:05:07,133
异域也没有啊天呐

1533
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:12,200
这个人绝对是南通

1534
01:05:12,250 --> 01:05:14,933
你找到了什么一锤定音的证据吗

1535
01:05:14,933 --> 01:05:16,933
帮主播也也那什么一下

1536
01:05:16,933 --> 01:05:20,333
帮主播也让主播也分辨一下我

1537
01:05:22,683 --> 01:05:23,733
现实通讯录

1538
01:05:23,733 --> 01:05:26,200
应该没有自媒体里的那么木吧

1539
01:05:31,050 --> 01:05:35,133
有没有可能在没有自媒体这个词之前

1540
01:05:35,566 --> 01:05:37,883
通讯录在通讯录的社团

1541
01:05:37,883 --> 01:05:39,600
自发交流的时候

1542
01:05:39,683 --> 01:05:41,683
就已经是现在这个样子

1543
01:05:45,933 --> 01:05:46,733
主播

1544
01:05:47,250 --> 01:05:50,966
主播起码七八年前

1545
01:05:51,733 --> 01:05:54,400
六七年前认识的通讯录

1546
01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:58,800
感觉就已经是跟现在的画风差不多了

1547
01:05:58,883 --> 01:05:59,733
的感触

1548
01:06:00,483 --> 01:06:02,566
他在摸你的后背啊

1549
01:06:02,566 --> 01:06:04,650
我操那你那你快跑啊

1550
01:06:04,650 --> 01:06:06,400
你为什么一定要跟他待在

1551
01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:07,650
待在同一个房间的

1552
01:06:07,650 --> 01:06:10,800
理由吗你跑呀你快跑

1553
01:06:13,200 --> 01:06:15,000
你说哥们我有事啊

1554
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:18,083
那个什么我最喜欢的主播绵绵开播了

1555
01:06:18,083 --> 01:06:19,800
我要去看他的直播

1556
01:06:20,250 --> 01:06:21,533
先走一步啊

1557
01:06:21,650 --> 01:06:23,366
这个后会无期

1558
01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:27,400
快跑

1559
01:06:32,650 --> 01:06:35,083
不过他要是把你当儿子了

1560
01:06:35,133 --> 01:06:38,166
可能占你便宜也会摸你后背的

1561
01:06:45,883 --> 01:06:47,250
就别的我不知道啊

1562
01:06:47,250 --> 01:06:49,766
这个通讯录里面比较偏灵的

1563
01:06:49,766 --> 01:06:50,483
这个集体

1564
01:06:50,483 --> 01:06:53,533
一直都是互联网非常强大的弄潮儿

1565
01:06:53,533 --> 01:06:54,333
啊

1566
01:06:55,250 --> 01:06:57,800
终于被你扯到房价上去啊

1567
01:06:57,800 --> 01:06:59,250
你是卖房子的

1568
01:07:03,733 --> 01:07:06,366
你是你是房产中介吗

1569
01:07:09,566 --> 01:07:09,933
怎么

1570
01:07:09,933 --> 01:07:13,733
男房产中介还会对客户动手动脚啊

1571
01:07:13,733 --> 01:07:16,133
现在的工作也太难干了吧

1572
01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:18,400
啊

1573
01:07:21,050 --> 01:07:24,000
我以为这些事情都是都是假的呢

1574
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:25,883
怎么有这样的事情啊

1575
01:07:25,883 --> 01:07:29,566
不行我们要杜绝职场性骚扰啊

1576
01:07:29,566 --> 01:07:31,650
也要杜绝职场性骚扰

1577
01:07:31,650 --> 01:07:33,166
不管怎么样都不行

1578
01:07:34,250 --> 01:07:36,133
至少不是那么暧昧了

1579
01:07:36,133 --> 01:07:38,400
不不那个什么你你你要

1580
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:39,883
卖房子给他吗

1581
01:07:41,966 --> 01:07:43,850
要牺牲这么大吗

1582
01:07:45,766 --> 01:07:46,800
微笑微笑

1583
01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:49,966
对对韭菜肃然起敬

1584
01:07:49,966 --> 01:07:51,883
怎么牺牲这么大呀

1585
01:07:52,050 --> 01:08:13,400
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

1586
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:15,050
说你好看

1587
01:08:19,133 --> 01:08:20,600
有点那种什么

1588
01:08:20,766 --> 01:08:22,800
兄弟你好像这个

1589
01:08:24,366 --> 01:08:26,800
买房子的牺牲更大吧

1590
01:08:27,800 --> 01:08:29,733
到底谁在快乐呢

1591
01:08:29,933 --> 01:08:32,133
想卖房子的被被

1592
01:08:32,133 --> 01:08:35,733
被被摸来摸去只能强颜欢笑

1593
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:37,566
想买房子的呢

1594
01:08:37,566 --> 01:08:38,850
又不太保值

1595
01:08:39,283 --> 01:08:42,050
那更强颜欢笑了这怎么办呢

1596
01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:45,166
不是大家

1597
01:08:45,166 --> 01:08:48,850
大家平常什么小蓝凉啊什么玩玩狗

1598
01:08:48,850 --> 01:08:51,283
兄弟你好笑兄弟别回头

1599
01:08:51,366 --> 01:08:52,366
兄弟我是谁

1600
01:08:52,366 --> 01:08:53,800
谁啊

1601
01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:57,966
这也就算了真碰到这种事真吓人吧

1602
01:08:57,966 --> 01:08:58,800
天呐

1603
01:09:01,733 --> 01:09:02,800
能不能跑啊

1604
01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:05,533
能不能不要跟他待在一个房间里

1605
01:09:06,366 --> 01:09:07,650
不想不想

1606
01:09:10,283 --> 01:09:12,733
你跟他说你有狂躁症

1607
01:09:12,733 --> 01:09:16,200
不能跟人有这个深度的这个接触啊

1608
01:09:16,766 --> 01:09:17,733
你会打人

1609
01:09:19,450 --> 01:09:21,766
你会控制不住打他怎么样

1610
01:09:21,766 --> 01:09:23,533
吴浩梦中杀人

1611
01:09:38,133 --> 01:09:40,250
震撼价本人免费

1612
01:09:40,533 --> 01:09:42,400
你已经顺从了吗

1613
01:09:43,533 --> 01:09:47,566
不要吧女人要高贵你不能免费

1614
01:09:47,650 --> 01:09:50,366
你怎么不光速白给了呀

1615
01:09:51,850 --> 01:09:55,683
完了这就是什么阉阉人的堕落

1616
01:09:56,883 --> 01:10:01,283
阉阉人的堕落我见证了这什么

1617
01:10:01,283 --> 01:10:06,533
见证了一位堕落的顺从的赤肉的诞生

1618
01:10:06,533 --> 01:10:08,200
啊全完了

1619
01:10:13,083 --> 01:10:16,933
沉痛怀念正直善良的韭菜盒子

1620
01:10:20,133 --> 01:10:22,600
其实你不知道自己是不是双怎么办

1621
01:10:22,600 --> 01:10:23,283
我觉得

1622
01:10:23,283 --> 01:10:27,000
当你在考虑你会不会喜欢同性别的人

1623
01:10:27,366 --> 01:10:29,400
并且对于这个考虑

1624
01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:32,483
没有办法给出一个百分百否定的答案

1625
01:10:32,483 --> 01:10:34,850
的时候你可能就已经是

1626
01:10:35,333 --> 01:10:38,333
呃双性都能喜欢的人了

1627
01:10:38,333 --> 01:10:40,250
你觉得我说的有问题吗

1628
01:10:41,083 --> 01:10:42,083
你想睡午觉

1629
01:10:42,083 --> 01:10:44,933
他躺在你的床上你叫他起来呀

1630
01:10:44,933 --> 01:10:46,766
怎么你们很熟吗

1631
01:10:46,883 --> 01:10:51,766
怎么还能让人躺你的床呀好危险呀

1632
01:10:53,283 --> 01:10:55,600
这这个人是救了你的命吗

1633
01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:58,133
你你一定要你们俩一定要

1634
01:11:00,650 --> 01:11:01,850
很熟啊

1635
01:11:02,650 --> 01:11:03,450
那

1636
01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:05,400
那

1637
01:11:06,650 --> 01:11:08,333
这搞的又不太好意思

1638
01:11:08,333 --> 01:11:12,133
很熟又不知道该怎么拿人家怎么办呢

1639
01:11:14,166 --> 01:11:16,483
你之前就觉得他是个男通

1640
01:11:16,600 --> 01:11:17,966
那你倒是问问啊

1641
01:11:17,966 --> 01:11:20,333
你们俩你可以找他出去喝酒

1642
01:11:20,450 --> 01:11:24,533
聊聊感情史什么的是吧

1643
01:11:24,533 --> 01:11:25,333
怎么样

1644
01:11:26,333 --> 01:11:27,650
找他喝喝酒

1645
01:11:32,566 --> 01:11:35,850
或者你干脆就自己怎么说呢

1646
01:11:35,850 --> 01:11:39,650
你干脆就就说明白一点

1647
01:11:42,200 --> 01:11:45,400
大学宿舍两三个男的睡挺正常的

1648
01:11:45,400 --> 01:11:48,133
不是这哥们摸他后背

1649
01:11:48,133 --> 01:11:52,333
哎哪有男生之间没事摸后背的呀

1650
01:11:52,766 --> 01:11:54,333
我觉得男生之间

1651
01:11:55,250 --> 01:11:57,850
几个人把另一个人抬起来撞柱子

1652
01:11:57,850 --> 01:11:59,366
那叫什么开飞机

1653
01:11:59,533 --> 01:12:01,200
这都不是什么南通

1654
01:12:01,200 --> 01:12:02,450
这太正常了

1655
01:12:02,450 --> 01:12:04,966
但是一个人跟另一个人独处

1656
01:12:04,966 --> 01:12:06,733
还去摸人家后背

1657
01:12:06,733 --> 01:12:08,450
那就有点那个了吧

1658
01:12:09,200 --> 01:12:11,850
他自己说了自己喜欢男的

1659
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:14,333
我不知道是不是玩笑话呀

1660
01:12:14,333 --> 01:12:16,733
我觉得女生很多时候

1661
01:12:16,850 --> 01:12:20,450
他会觉得自己是赛博女童啊

1662
01:12:20,450 --> 01:12:22,283
这样时尚度比较高

1663
01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:24,600
那男生说自己喜欢男的

1664
01:12:24,600 --> 01:12:28,566
一般来说如果说不是说喜欢小蓝凉

1665
01:12:28,566 --> 01:12:30,733
那他应该是真心话吧

1666
01:12:31,400 --> 01:12:34,133
我倾向于宁可信其有啊

1667
01:12:34,766 --> 01:12:38,600
你最好想个办法告诉他你不喜欢男的

1668
01:12:39,533 --> 01:12:42,050
你不在独宠时摸后背可以吗

1669
01:12:42,050 --> 01:12:44,250
不可以这是性骚扰了吧

1670
01:12:47,850 --> 01:12:50,883
你还真喜欢摸你大学室友的大腿

1671
01:12:50,883 --> 01:12:51,566
你们你们

1672
01:12:51,566 --> 01:12:52,683
有点那个的

1673
01:12:54,283 --> 01:12:56,733
嗯咦嗯

1674
01:12:58,766 --> 01:12:59,683
啊

1675
01:13:00,533 --> 01:13:03,733
那哥们不是魅魔吧什么

1676
01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:07,250
韭菜盒子

1677
01:13:07,333 --> 01:13:08,733
吃的饱饱的

1678
01:13:11,400 --> 01:13:12,650
那咋办呢

1679
01:13:12,933 --> 01:13:14,733
那你假装那什么

1680
01:13:15,366 --> 01:13:15,850
假装

1681
01:13:15,850 --> 01:13:21,166
假装让哥们看你的直播弹幕记录

1682
01:13:21,166 --> 01:13:23,166
看看你发的这个弹幕

1683
01:13:23,883 --> 01:13:25,650
然后无痛劝退他

1684
01:13:25,650 --> 01:13:26,600
你觉得怎么样

1685
01:13:28,366 --> 01:13:30,733
点变态我也觉得有点变态呀

1686
01:13:37,533 --> 01:13:40,800
TST第二期没少摸你cos呆子的大腿

1687
01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:43,733
那你出的是男角色还是女角色呀

1688
01:13:50,083 --> 01:13:51,566
摸起来太爽了

1689
01:13:51,766 --> 01:13:53,333
你都有老婆的人了

1690
01:13:53,333 --> 01:13:56,133
还在里面摸Costa子的大腿

1691
01:13:56,133 --> 01:13:57,600
你真变态

1692
01:13:57,733 --> 01:14:02,050
天呐我想象想象不出来呀

1693
01:14:02,850 --> 01:14:04,766
你俩都出的女角色

1694
01:14:04,766 --> 01:14:06,733
别人看你们俩在卖百合

1695
01:14:06,733 --> 01:14:09,283
其实你们俩是在什么已婚指南

1696
01:14:09,283 --> 01:14:10,533
麦基是吧

1697
01:14:10,733 --> 01:14:13,600
这下完美的把世界上所有的这个

1698
01:14:14,933 --> 01:14:18,600
每一个每一个群体受众雷都踩了个遍

1699
01:14:21,050 --> 01:14:23,000
你是懂得踩雷的

1700
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:25,200
你是地雷达人是吧

1701
01:14:26,966 --> 01:14:30,250
用开玩笑的方式说自己不喜欢南通

1702
01:14:30,333 --> 01:14:31,650
关键这个东西吧

1703
01:14:31,883 --> 01:14:34,933
人家没有当面拉着你的手

1704
01:14:34,933 --> 01:14:37,800
掏出一枚戒指说哎

1705
01:14:39,483 --> 01:14:40,533
我喜欢你

1706
01:14:40,733 --> 01:14:44,566
你就不能认真的说我不喜欢你

1707
01:14:44,683 --> 01:14:46,650
是这这种时候吧

1708
01:14:46,650 --> 01:14:48,600
很容易让自己陷入被动

1709
01:14:49,050 --> 01:14:51,483
万一人家就是开玩笑的

1710
01:14:51,766 --> 01:14:54,166
万一人家就是搞笑来的

1711
01:14:54,166 --> 01:14:55,166
那怎么办呢

1712
01:14:57,566 --> 01:14:58,650
hello榴莲宝

1713
01:14:58,650 --> 01:14:59,883
洞穿西布日

1714
01:15:00,083 --> 01:15:01,483
你俩都出了女角色

1715
01:15:01,483 --> 01:15:03,733
女装只有0次和无数次

1716
01:15:03,733 --> 01:15:05,800
你不会没事没事

1717
01:15:05,800 --> 01:15:08,366
从衣柜里摸你老婆裙子穿吧

1718
01:15:10,133 --> 01:15:11,250
那挺好的呀

1719
01:15:11,250 --> 01:15:14,366
买一件衣服控制率低啊

1720
01:15:14,366 --> 01:15:16,050
这个这个你也能穿

1721
01:15:16,050 --> 01:15:17,166
你老婆也能穿

1722
01:15:17,166 --> 01:15:19,650
你们俩一起穿挺好的吧

1723
01:15:20,483 --> 01:15:21,533
他摸你一下

1724
01:15:22,166 --> 01:15:23,683
你你你你

1725
01:15:25,083 --> 01:15:28,800
你再不反抗我要视为你在享受了啊

1726
01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:31,283
你再不反抗我要视为你在享受了

1727
01:15:31,283 --> 01:15:33,133
好吧快快反抗他

1728
01:15:36,850 --> 01:15:40,250
感觉这个一个烟人的清白

1729
01:15:40,250 --> 01:15:42,850
即将在我的面前消失啊

1730
01:15:42,850 --> 01:15:44,050
正义的绵绵啊

1731
01:15:44,050 --> 01:15:45,483
无法置之不理

1732
01:15:47,366 --> 01:15:49,650
谢谢萨克拉的灯牌

1733
01:15:49,650 --> 01:15:50,883
感谢支持

1734
01:15:51,933 --> 01:15:54,333
不行不行

1735
01:15:54,333 --> 01:15:56,600
你把他的手拍开了

1736
01:15:57,650 --> 01:15:58,450
哈哈

1737
01:15:59,883 --> 01:16:01,000
那最后可能

1738
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:02,483
什么可能可能

1739
01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:06,083
嗯

1740
01:16:11,250 --> 01:16:12,050
不会最后

1741
01:16:12,050 --> 01:16:15,683
快进到主播正在直播的一天

1742
01:16:15,683 --> 01:16:16,533
你进来啊

1743
01:16:16,533 --> 01:16:17,683
主播你还记不记得

1744
01:16:17,683 --> 01:16:21,650
那天我和哥们共处一室的事啊

1745
01:16:21,650 --> 01:16:22,483
谢谢大家

1746
01:16:22,483 --> 01:16:23,766
我们在一起了

1747
01:16:23,766 --> 01:16:25,566
你不会这么快进吧

1748
01:16:27,166 --> 01:16:30,050
昨天还遇到了优异录播组的人

1749
01:16:31,050 --> 01:16:32,766
优异是不是那什么呀

1750
01:16:32,766 --> 01:16:34,966
是不是在CG有个五个摊子

1751
01:16:34,966 --> 01:16:36,733
连起来的那种大摊

1752
01:16:36,733 --> 01:16:38,283
然后真羡慕你们

1753
01:16:38,283 --> 01:16:39,366
我也好想

1754
01:16:40,083 --> 01:16:41,566
我也好想有这么

1755
01:16:41,566 --> 01:16:43,733
好的漫展玩

1756
01:16:44,283 --> 01:16:45,483
哈喽宿命论

1757
01:16:45,483 --> 01:16:47,533
早上好哈喽龟龟

1758
01:16:48,050 --> 01:16:49,650
他们直播的CD27

1759
01:16:49,650 --> 01:16:51,366
好羡慕啊

1760
01:16:51,400 --> 01:16:55,800
哎我一定要下一个大漫展

1761
01:16:55,800 --> 01:16:58,600
主播一定要一定要去玩一下看看

1762
01:17:00,366 --> 01:17:01,600
他们摊子贼大

1763
01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:03,200
我看到他们摊喧了

1764
01:17:03,200 --> 01:17:05,333
五个摊子连在一起的

1765
01:17:06,283 --> 01:17:07,333
什么时候回国

1766
01:17:07,333 --> 01:17:08,333
不知道哦

1767
01:17:08,883 --> 01:17:09,683
go go go

1768
01:17:19,250 --> 01:17:20,050
go

1769
01:17:20,800 --> 01:17:22,133
两个猫猫猫

1770
01:17:22,133 --> 01:17:23,650
不不听陶喆了

1771
01:17:23,650 --> 01:17:25,566
丫丫这次成果如何

1772
01:17:25,933 --> 01:17:30,800
我们销售额达到了2,600块

1773
01:17:32,283 --> 01:17:33,166
当当当当当

1774
01:17:33,400 --> 01:17:34,850
想给主播上剑

1775
01:17:34,850 --> 01:17:37,333
好急啊怎么还没到69

1776
01:17:39,283 --> 01:17:42,333
主播这不得努力号召一下米娜

1777
01:17:42,333 --> 01:17:46,050
什么为了挽救什么米颜蜜啊

1778
01:17:46,050 --> 01:17:48,400
直播间的存亡

1779
01:17:48,683 --> 01:17:51,800
为了守护289902个和平

1780
01:17:53,800 --> 01:17:54,850
拜托了

1781
01:17:56,600 --> 01:17:57,766
不是当真了

1782
01:17:57,766 --> 01:17:58,566
什么

1783
01:17:58,933 --> 01:18:01,283
小男友学业还没完成

1784
01:18:03,483 --> 01:18:06,683
我正能在这边找到小男友

1785
01:18:07,766 --> 01:18:09,366
那也是个好事

1786
01:18:09,533 --> 01:18:10,533
怎么怎么怎么

1787
01:18:10,533 --> 01:18:14,566
这么宅的人从哪里在这边认识人呢

1788
01:18:15,283 --> 01:18:16,966
不是小男友的问题了

1789
01:18:16,966 --> 01:18:18,400
主播在这边认识的人

1790
01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:21,650
感觉不超过双手双脚的个数哎

1791
01:18:24,250 --> 01:18:27,733
想干事干到一半就被看虚拟主播吸引

1792
01:18:27,733 --> 01:18:29,400
想堕落看主播怎么办

1793
01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:30,450
你事着急吗

1794
01:18:30,450 --> 01:18:31,883
不着急看一会呗

1795
01:18:32,166 --> 01:18:33,450
因为我跟你说啊

1796
01:18:33,450 --> 01:18:35,600
你能看到主播直播

1797
01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:38,483
真不是什么常见的事情

1798
01:18:38,733 --> 01:18:40,650
你这事要是不咋着急

1799
01:18:40,650 --> 01:18:42,600
不是现在马上就要截止

1800
01:18:42,600 --> 01:18:44,483
那我真建议你看主播

1801
01:18:44,933 --> 01:18:47,600
因为为什么主播一周只直播四场

1802
01:18:47,600 --> 01:18:50,250
这四场加起来也就10个小时左右

1803
01:18:50,733 --> 01:18:52,850
但是正常人的一周呢

1804
01:18:52,850 --> 01:18:56,650
他是有24*7到168个小时

1805
01:18:57,083 --> 01:18:57,966
说明什么

1806
01:18:57,966 --> 01:18:59,533
你再点开直播间

1807
01:18:59,533 --> 01:19:00,400
你想看主播

1808
01:19:00,400 --> 01:19:03,566
就能看到主播的概率只有1/16呀

1809
01:19:04,133 --> 01:19:05,800
懂吧 1/16

1810
01:19:05,800 --> 01:19:07,600
这么小的一个概率啊

1811
01:19:07,933 --> 01:19:08,733
哦

1812
01:19:09,250 --> 01:19:10,883
对啊这周我就看到这条

1813
01:19:10,883 --> 01:19:11,566
那可不咋的

1814
01:19:11,566 --> 01:19:12,366
月榜前三

1815
01:19:12,366 --> 01:19:15,450
我去月榜前三就是有A6的含金量

1816
01:19:16,766 --> 01:19:19,133
啊主播就月榜前三的含金量

1817
01:19:19,133 --> 01:19:21,250
哎呀兄弟你懒啊

1818
01:19:21,250 --> 01:19:22,400
还不是你播的少

1819
01:19:22,400 --> 01:19:24,766
你不能总是PUA主播呀

1820
01:19:24,766 --> 01:19:27,400
你要多想想自己的这个情况啊

1821
01:19:27,400 --> 01:19:28,200
是吧

1822
01:19:29,200 --> 01:19:30,133
好像没什么

1823
01:19:30,133 --> 01:19:31,333
烟人的罪过啊

1824
01:19:31,333 --> 01:19:33,566
那那我圆不回来了

1825
01:19:33,566 --> 01:19:35,333
你三八看俩点

1826
01:19:36,250 --> 01:19:37,766
那那不一样吧

1827
01:19:39,600 --> 01:19:41,000
你还不多播播

1828
01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:42,200
我争取呗

1829
01:19:42,333 --> 01:19:44,283
点歌才不要被老头玩

1830
01:19:44,283 --> 01:19:47,083
你说你这首歌在我这点影响不好

1831
01:19:47,083 --> 01:19:47,883
我不要

1832
01:19:49,533 --> 01:19:54,800
所以说就建议有的看的时候尽量就看

1833
01:19:55,250 --> 01:19:56,250
因为什么呢

1834
01:19:56,250 --> 01:19:58,600
等你事都做完了想看主播

1835
01:19:58,650 --> 01:20:01,533
那搞不好只能抱着录播空流泪了

1836
01:20:01,533 --> 01:20:04,850
就没有没有主播看了你就会后悔

1837
01:20:04,850 --> 01:20:06,766
早知道我应该对吧

1838
01:20:06,766 --> 01:20:08,766
规划一下时间啊

1839
01:20:08,766 --> 01:20:11,250
先把这个主播看了

1840
01:20:11,366 --> 01:20:12,850
就这个米颜米亚爽

1841
01:20:12,850 --> 01:20:16,683
哈哈哈感觉你比以前开朗了很多

1842
01:20:16,683 --> 01:20:18,400
我以前也很开朗啊

1843
01:20:18,883 --> 01:20:20,650
我什么时候不开朗了

1844
01:20:21,966 --> 01:20:23,850
我只要是来直播

1845
01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:25,733
哪有不笑的时候

1846
01:20:26,283 --> 01:20:27,083
哦

1847
01:20:28,133 --> 01:20:30,483
别让等待成为遗憾

1848
01:20:31,683 --> 01:20:34,766
上届就现在去啦

1849
01:20:40,533 --> 01:20:44,133
是吧那我们直播间耶耶人上线

1850
01:20:44,133 --> 01:20:45,883
体验那都是杠杠的

1851
01:20:45,883 --> 01:20:48,450
好吧主播的抑郁治好了

1852
01:20:48,450 --> 01:20:49,800
谁谁抑郁了

1853
01:20:51,650 --> 01:20:55,200
没有地下室小男友就开朗多了

1854
01:20:55,200 --> 01:20:57,683
哎呦没有地下室之后好像

1855
01:20:59,000 --> 01:20:59,766
怎么说呢

1856
01:20:59,766 --> 01:21:03,450
我觉得这个以我自己的居住体验来说

1857
01:21:04,533 --> 01:21:05,766
家里面有三层

1858
01:21:05,850 --> 01:21:08,533
然后再有个室外大院子

1859
01:21:08,533 --> 01:21:12,166
确实对内心的这个心情

1860
01:21:12,166 --> 01:21:14,133
是有很大的帮助的

1861
01:21:14,283 --> 01:21:15,800
这个窗户越小啊

1862
01:21:15,800 --> 01:21:17,366
整个人心情越热

1863
01:21:17,966 --> 01:21:19,050
什么主播啊

1864
01:21:19,050 --> 01:21:21,800
我刚才在别的直播间让别的主播选他

1865
01:21:21,800 --> 01:21:25,566
没有余神100块就亏90块了啊

1866
01:21:25,566 --> 01:21:27,133
这不双赢一下

1867
01:21:27,166 --> 01:21:27,933
双赢一下

1868
01:21:27,933 --> 01:21:30,200
让主播把这个米掐一下

1869
01:21:30,200 --> 01:21:32,450
100块转手变成500

1870
01:21:32,483 --> 01:21:35,250
这不才是最佳的是吗

1871
01:21:35,250 --> 01:21:36,850
哈哈哈最佳的

1872
01:21:36,850 --> 01:21:39,650
这个资产配置组合啊

1873
01:21:41,533 --> 01:21:43,600
这环境对人确实影响很大

1874
01:21:43,600 --> 01:21:45,283
这确实影响了大吧

1875
01:21:45,283 --> 01:21:47,800
还有没有选择的环节了

1876
01:21:49,933 --> 01:21:51,600
就拜托鱼神出手一下

1877
01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:53,650
我去给鱼神惭愧一下

1878
01:21:54,600 --> 01:21:55,400
哎

1879
01:22:05,733 --> 01:22:07,450
哦开把PK吧

1880
01:22:07,450 --> 01:22:09,766
主播一辈子没打过PK了

1881
01:22:09,766 --> 01:22:11,400
小鱼先别学我先

1882
01:22:11,600 --> 01:22:13,133
我先开个PK先

1883
01:22:15,333 --> 01:22:16,933
谢谢小月喵喵

1884
01:22:17,283 --> 01:22:18,400
阿里个冬喵

1885
01:22:26,366 --> 01:22:27,933
主播这个反应越来越

1886
01:22:27,933 --> 01:22:30,283
慢了关声音关的越来越慢了

1887
01:22:35,450 --> 01:22:36,566
小鱼还在吗

1888
01:22:36,566 --> 01:22:38,366
小鱼是不是要睡觉了

1889
01:22:42,683 --> 01:22:43,733
播戒烟卡

1890
01:22:43,733 --> 01:22:45,483
弄个编号的戒烟卡

1891
01:22:45,483 --> 01:22:46,850
让你们让你们

1892
01:22:46,850 --> 01:22:48,400
让你们炒作是吧

1893
01:22:48,483 --> 01:22:50,283
不是一个免费送的

1894
01:22:50,283 --> 01:22:53,000
无料还得整个编号呀

1895
01:22:54,766 --> 01:22:56,166
很麻烦的啦

1896
01:22:56,566 --> 01:22:59,800
小鱼还有新的想选择的数字吗

1897
01:23:01,083 --> 01:23:02,850
开赌鱼神选速

1898
01:23:04,883 --> 01:23:05,683
啊啊

1899
01:23:05,850 --> 01:23:07,850
气球神降临

1900
01:23:10,083 --> 01:23:13,483
我已经不再相信我自己的选速水平了

1901
01:23:15,050 --> 01:23:16,483
是吧小花花

1902
01:23:16,483 --> 01:23:17,766
挤到挤呀

1903
01:23:17,850 --> 01:23:21,883
making the ice and he came in the dice

1904
01:23:26,733 --> 01:23:28,166
多邻国去了

1905
01:23:28,166 --> 01:23:30,000
你也太上进了吧

1906
01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:31,883
主播一下好内疚啊

1907
01:23:33,050 --> 01:23:35,800
一个1-2吧和一个1-2吧

1908
01:23:45,333 --> 01:23:48,083
百和一好极限的数字啊

1909
01:23:49,566 --> 01:23:51,933
这要是再出个余生就是神了

1910
01:23:58,050 --> 01:24:00,083
全险大运汽车

1911
01:24:01,766 --> 01:24:02,566
这是

1912
01:24:03,800 --> 01:24:06,800
确实还是还是要服从客观规律的

1913
01:24:08,200 --> 01:24:10,366
还是要服从客观规律的

1914
01:24:10,366 --> 01:24:13,083
就是极限数字问题比较大

1915
01:24:24,800 --> 01:24:25,683
主播选一个

1916
01:24:27,366 --> 01:24:29,883
主播的话就选49和51吧

1917
01:24:31,683 --> 01:24:34,650
既然小鱼选了很极限的这个这个

1918
01:24:34,650 --> 01:24:36,083
这个数字的话

1919
01:24:36,083 --> 01:24:38,366
那我果然还是要选

1920
01:24:40,400 --> 01:24:42,566
选中庸之道的数字

1921
01:24:45,083 --> 01:24:47,850
十块出了101块怎么了

1922
01:24:51,333 --> 01:24:54,600
总有一天主播会赢回我的全部的

1923
01:24:57,450 --> 01:24:58,683
不玩了

1924
01:24:59,683 --> 01:25:01,333
不玩这个了

1925
01:25:03,133 --> 01:25:03,933
啊

1926
01:25:04,600 --> 01:25:07,450
我们玩点这什么吧快点

1927
01:25:11,133 --> 01:25:12,766
玩点心动盲盒吧

1928
01:25:13,000 --> 01:25:15,800
我想看盲盒眉清目秀的

1929
01:25:15,800 --> 01:25:18,166
我们玩点心动盲盒吧

1930
01:25:25,800 --> 01:25:28,966
从来没有如此离谱的惨败过

1931
01:25:30,050 --> 01:25:32,400
不这玩意怎么能亏这么多呀

1932
01:25:32,400 --> 01:25:34,483
我还被人家剥杀了

1933
01:25:43,200 --> 01:25:46,850
猫爪开始挠桌子可恶啊

1934
01:25:54,283 --> 01:25:57,050
放平心态放平心态

1935
01:25:57,600 --> 01:25:59,966
别急别急

1936
01:25:59,966 --> 01:26:03,600
绵绵镇定是一种人生哲学

1937
01:26:04,283 --> 01:26:05,483
输了一次

1938
01:26:05,566 --> 01:26:07,200
不代表会输第二次

1939
01:26:07,200 --> 01:26:08,566
不代表会输第三次

1940
01:26:08,566 --> 01:26:10,200
不代表会输第四次

1941
01:26:13,400 --> 01:26:14,850
有个问题想问我

1942
01:26:14,850 --> 01:26:16,966
你说吧你说

1943
01:26:21,933 --> 01:26:23,133
我是坚强的

1944
01:26:23,133 --> 01:26:25,366
情绪控制能力极强的

1945
01:26:27,050 --> 01:26:27,850
极强的

1946
01:26:29,883 --> 01:26:31,533
那先开下一把

1947
01:26:32,683 --> 01:26:33,483
行

1948
01:26:34,650 --> 01:26:35,650
会员吗

1949
01:26:37,733 --> 01:26:38,200
喵喵

1950
01:26:38,200 --> 01:26:42,733
经历了刚才的沉淀以及多个电手

1951
01:26:42,733 --> 01:26:44,166
哎感觉已经

1952
01:26:51,400 --> 01:26:54,000
为什么我做主播没有人开我玩笑

1953
01:26:56,050 --> 01:26:57,133
会赢吗

1954
01:27:00,083 --> 01:27:04,000
说会赢的人是不是都翻车了呀哎呀

1955
01:27:05,766 --> 01:27:08,166
为什么我做主播没有人开我玩笑

1956
01:27:08,166 --> 01:27:10,366
别的主播确实开了很多玩笑

1957
01:27:10,850 --> 01:27:12,366
你说什么玩笑啊

1958
01:27:13,883 --> 01:27:15,050
因为主播没有梗

1959
01:27:15,200 --> 01:27:16,333
对你可以这么理解

1960
01:27:16,333 --> 01:27:17,483
就因为主播没有梗

1961
01:27:17,483 --> 01:27:18,966
主播主播太正直了

1962
01:27:18,966 --> 01:27:20,650
正直的有些无趣

1963
01:27:20,683 --> 01:27:23,800
你不会跟你的教导主任讨论这

1964
01:27:23,800 --> 01:27:26,200
个米颜米亚打PK会不会赢

1965
01:27:26,200 --> 01:27:27,650
就是这样的一个道理

1966
01:27:27,933 --> 01:27:30,533
会赢吗得看你在左边还是在右边

1967
01:27:30,533 --> 01:27:33,000
可是我一直应该都在左边的呀

1968
01:27:33,533 --> 01:27:35,333
就是很冒犯的玩笑

1969
01:27:36,650 --> 01:27:38,200
很冒犯的玩笑

1970
01:27:38,200 --> 01:27:39,566
你说啥样的

1971
01:27:41,400 --> 01:27:44,333
那因为我会骂回去吧

1972
01:27:46,400 --> 01:27:50,283
而且我也希望大家就会尊重我

1973
01:27:51,733 --> 01:27:53,400
因为我觉得人与人之间

1974
01:27:53,400 --> 01:27:57,333
就算是我是想需要给大家带来快乐的

1975
01:27:57,450 --> 01:27:59,683
是吧我也应该得到最基本的

1976
01:27:59,683 --> 01:28:02,166
作为一个人的尊重啊

1977
01:28:06,450 --> 01:28:07,566
又是他谁啊

1978
01:28:08,650 --> 01:28:10,166
就有一天晚上PK

1979
01:28:10,166 --> 01:28:11,366
一晚上都是他吗

1980
01:28:11,366 --> 01:28:12,200
我不知道啊

1981
01:28:12,200 --> 01:28:13,533
我打赢了吗

1982
01:28:15,200 --> 01:28:15,250
我

1983
01:28:15,250 --> 01:28:17,366
我能不能打赢了

1984
01:28:17,966 --> 01:28:19,600
应该哎

1985
01:28:21,533 --> 01:28:24,250
这里是最尊重美颜蜜娅的直播间

1986
01:28:24,250 --> 01:28:24,966
拉倒吧

1987
01:28:24,966 --> 01:28:28,083
其实我们家人还是挺会给我上压力的

1988
01:28:28,533 --> 01:28:30,800
但是但是咋说呢

1989
01:28:31,133 --> 01:28:32,483
就还是还是

1990
01:28:32,483 --> 01:28:35,800
有的时候因为你尊重别人

1991
01:28:35,800 --> 01:28:37,800
然后别人也会尊重你吧

1992
01:28:38,200 --> 01:28:40,766
而且你也需要去尊重自己

1993
01:28:40,766 --> 01:28:42,600
然后别人才会尊重你

1994
01:28:42,966 --> 01:28:46,333
你不能无不下线的去开自己的玩笑

1995
01:28:46,333 --> 01:28:47,766
然后也要明确

1996
01:28:47,766 --> 01:28:51,166
什么样的话题是自己要去拒绝的

1997
01:28:51,166 --> 01:28:53,333
有什么样的那种言语

1998
01:28:53,333 --> 01:28:55,683
是自己绝对不希望被听到的啊

1999
01:28:55,683 --> 01:28:58,566
绝对不希望在自己直播间里面听到的

2000
01:29:02,200 --> 01:29:03,566
谢谢这么有的心愿

2001
01:29:03,566 --> 01:29:04,883
盲盒的情书啊

2002
01:29:04,883 --> 01:29:05,650
轰动你啊

2003
01:29:05,650 --> 01:29:08,333
人家抖你给我举个啥例子啊一天

2004
01:29:21,050 --> 01:29:22,483
你不抽象了

2005
01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:24,800
嗯

2006
01:29:25,366 --> 01:29:27,800
有时候也还是挺抽象的吧

2007
01:29:29,050 --> 01:29:30,800
主要抽象这个东西

2008
01:29:31,933 --> 01:29:34,133
主播选一个30块的吧

2009
01:29:35,366 --> 01:29:37,483
谢谢你高抬贵手

2010
01:29:38,800 --> 01:29:40,766
5块的果然还是

2011
01:29:41,683 --> 01:29:42,483
嗯

2012
01:29:42,800 --> 01:29:45,650
让我来想想看那么就

2013
01:29:48,483 --> 01:29:49,800
选26号吧

2014
01:29:49,800 --> 01:29:53,133
正好对优的雨天现在尊贵的26级啊

2015
01:29:53,533 --> 01:29:54,333
好吧

2016
01:29:57,400 --> 01:29:59,533
24猫不如二二猫

2017
01:30:02,400 --> 01:30:04,000
人无再少年

2018
01:30:06,566 --> 01:30:07,533
5块就亏

2019
01:30:07,533 --> 01:30:09,650
亏4块 930块呢

2020
01:30:09,650 --> 01:30:12,050
就亏亏多少亏20吗

2021
01:30:14,083 --> 01:30:15,966
30最亏亏25感

2022
01:30:15,966 --> 01:30:18,933
觉其实我觉得还是30亏25

2023
01:30:18,933 --> 01:30:20,483
然后我能更接受一点

2024
01:30:20,483 --> 01:30:22,533
我不知道是不是被说成PUA了

2025
01:30:23,083 --> 01:30:26,000
5块变一毛我就会特别难以接受

2026
01:30:26,000 --> 01:30:27,566
我觉得都贼那个

2027
01:30:27,566 --> 01:30:29,250
什么二姐

2028
01:30:29,250 --> 01:30:30,533
是不是只剩你二姐

2029
01:30:30,533 --> 01:30:31,566
很多人呢

2030
01:30:31,933 --> 01:30:34,133
现在起码还有十来个人吧

2031
01:30:34,133 --> 01:30:36,166
大家也都在坚持着

2032
01:30:36,166 --> 01:30:38,366
然后很多人发展的也比我好

2033
01:30:38,366 --> 01:30:40,333
很多人也是一直坚持

2034
01:30:40,333 --> 01:30:42,250
有些人也转生了

2035
01:30:42,483 --> 01:30:44,133
然后有些人中途也停播

2036
01:30:44,133 --> 01:30:45,400
然后后面又回来

2037
01:30:45,766 --> 01:30:48,050
选择什么样道路都有吗

2038
01:30:50,966 --> 01:30:52,366
26合10吗

2039
01:30:53,050 --> 01:30:54,166
嗯

2040
01:30:59,766 --> 01:31:00,683
放弃世界

2041
01:31:00,683 --> 01:31:02,050
有何不可

2042
01:31:02,050 --> 01:31:03,533
夏末秋凉里

2043
01:31:03,533 --> 01:31:05,400
带一点温热

2044
01:31:05,883 --> 01:31:08,200
有换季的颜色

2045
01:31:10,650 --> 01:31:11,450
怎么样

2046
01:31:13,283 --> 01:31:14,650
78怎么样

2047
01:31:27,200 --> 01:31:29,166
天空好想下雨

2048
01:31:29,166 --> 01:31:30,850
我好想住你隔壁

2049
01:31:31,600 --> 01:31:33,600
傻站在你家楼下

2050
01:31:33,600 --> 01:31:35,966
抬起头数乌云

2051
01:31:36,000 --> 01:31:38,366
如果场景里出现一架钢琴

2052
01:31:38,366 --> 01:31:40,650
我会唱歌给你听

2053
01:31:40,733 --> 01:31:43,400
哪怕好多盆水往下淋往下淋

2054
01:31:46,966 --> 01:31:48,133
这个这个

2055
01:31:48,766 --> 01:31:50,333
这个吉美

2056
01:31:50,333 --> 01:31:53,200
这不是我们30福袋吧

2057
01:31:56,050 --> 01:31:59,450
吉美这不是我们30块的福袋吧

2058
01:32:01,200 --> 01:32:03,050
怎么能连续三个福袋

2059
01:32:03,050 --> 01:32:04,333
抽一样都不对

2060
01:32:04,333 --> 01:32:05,933
就是你抽错了

2061
01:32:08,133 --> 01:32:08,933
就

2062
01:32:10,083 --> 01:32:11,083
不对的

2063
01:32:11,083 --> 01:32:12,933
不不就

2064
01:32:12,933 --> 01:32:14,400
就是你抽错了

2065
01:32:14,400 --> 01:32:16,050
就是你抽错了

2066
01:32:16,200 --> 01:32:16,250
就

2067
01:32:16,250 --> 01:32:18,083
就是你抽错了

2068
01:32:21,533 --> 01:32:22,566
哈哈

2069
01:32:25,483 --> 01:32:26,600
哎呀

2070
01:32:33,250 --> 01:32:34,450
别质疑叔叔

2071
01:32:34,450 --> 01:32:35,933
我没质疑叔叔

2072
01:32:36,283 --> 01:32:37,450
雨天点错了

2073
01:32:37,450 --> 01:32:38,800
雨天雨天雨天

2074
01:32:38,800 --> 01:32:40,883
点到那个坏了覆盖

2075
01:32:45,400 --> 01:32:46,800
最应景的一节

2076
01:32:49,566 --> 01:32:51,333
让我当个小丑吧

2077
01:32:53,250 --> 01:32:54,050
绵

2078
01:32:55,200 --> 01:32:57,083
绵你鼻子去哪了

2079
01:32:57,083 --> 01:32:59,883
你等我找找我鼻子别急

2080
01:33:00,733 --> 01:33:04,400
唱这首歌没有什么风格

2081
01:33:04,850 --> 01:33:08,800
它仅仅代表着是小丑的意思

2082
01:33:11,850 --> 01:33:14,000
这玩意到底谁在转啊

2083
01:33:14,800 --> 01:33:16,733
真的真的有人在转吗

2084
01:33:19,366 --> 01:33:20,683
主播都两年多了

2085
01:33:20,683 --> 01:33:22,483
你怎么才长出鼻子

2086
01:33:22,600 --> 01:33:24,600
要不是主播的5块福袋

2087
01:33:24,600 --> 01:33:26,600
跟30块福袋出一样的东西

2088
01:33:26,600 --> 01:33:28,650
这鼻子可能还长不出来呢

2089
01:33:30,966 --> 01:33:32,250
全完了

2090
01:33:45,133 --> 01:33:47,166
你在这个奖池里面

2091
01:33:47,216 --> 01:33:50,133
怎么就能这样这样抽的呢

2092
01:33:50,216 --> 01:33:52,850
怎么就能这样抽出来东西了呢

2093
01:33:55,650 --> 01:34:00,050
就是小池小小厂里面的SS厂啊

2094
01:34:00,566 --> 01:34:04,100
把把那个最终想抽出来了之后

2095
01:34:04,100 --> 01:34:07,733
就就就就亏成这样了是吧

2096
01:34:07,733 --> 01:34:09,100
鱼神还在不

2097
01:34:09,500 --> 01:34:10,900
福袋不如去偷池子

2098
01:34:10,900 --> 01:34:14,166
我记得我们烟人当年很擅长偷池子的

2099
01:34:14,250 --> 01:34:15,933
都是包池的那种

2100
01:34:16,500 --> 01:34:18,816
这包尺有些有些时候就会赚

2101
01:34:18,816 --> 01:34:21,166
但前提是别人有垫过

2102
01:34:21,700 --> 01:34:23,616
感觉挨个一个一个抽

2103
01:34:23,616 --> 01:34:25,900
这个东西就纯纯的骗局

2104
01:34:28,816 --> 01:34:32,250
只有偷吃和包吃才有可能赚的

2105
01:34:33,366 --> 01:34:34,500
不包赚不了

2106
01:34:34,500 --> 01:34:37,250
但是余生刚才刚才有钻来着

2107
01:34:37,816 --> 01:34:39,300
余生再来选一个

2108
01:34:39,850 --> 01:34:40,700
余生还在吗

2109
01:34:40,700 --> 01:34:41,966
余生还醒着吗

2110
01:34:42,616 --> 01:34:45,016
29到92之间选一个数字

2111
01:34:45,016 --> 01:34:46,650
我好喜欢这个笔

2112
01:34:48,166 --> 01:34:50,166
你也笑话我

2113
01:34:51,500 --> 01:34:53,050
我不想活

2114
01:34:54,850 --> 01:34:55,700
主播

2115
01:34:57,650 --> 01:34:58,450
哎

2116
01:34:58,933 --> 01:35:00,733
主播你鼻子真好看

2117
01:35:08,566 --> 01:35:12,850
翻身还是彻底埋在地里

2118
01:35:14,216 --> 01:35:16,450
就看这一波了

2119
01:35:16,450 --> 01:35:18,616
主播能再做个头发吗

2120
01:35:18,616 --> 01:35:19,850
主播不信命啊

2121
01:35:19,850 --> 01:35:22,250
主播现在暂时还不做头发

2122
01:35:23,216 --> 01:35:24,966
亏大了再做吧

2123
01:35:29,250 --> 01:35:30,700
主播再说两数

2124
01:35:31,050 --> 01:35:32,766
小鱼再说两个数呢

2125
01:35:32,816 --> 01:35:34,450
那要不就2992吧

2126
01:35:34,450 --> 01:35:36,250
相信冰川常数的力量

2127
01:35:36,250 --> 01:35:37,700
等主播再开一把

2128
01:35:37,900 --> 01:35:40,616
相信我们冰川常数的力量 2992

2129
01:35:45,966 --> 01:35:49,416
某疯子的玲珑福袋的心愿果实啊

2130
01:35:49,566 --> 01:35:50,966
不是就一块钱

2131
01:35:50,966 --> 01:35:53,216
礼物到底什么时候才能停止啊

2132
01:35:56,133 --> 01:35:59,850
一块钱的礼物什么时候才能停止啊

2133
01:36:00,933 --> 01:36:01,733
啊

2134
01:36:03,850 --> 01:36:05,766
对不起吵到对面

2135
01:36:05,850 --> 01:36:08,900
不好玩不好玩

2136
01:36:12,816 --> 01:36:13,616
本来本来

2137
01:36:13,700 --> 01:36:15,900
如果他们要是正常主播

2138
01:36:15,900 --> 01:36:18,566
爱看的主播要崩溃了

2139
01:36:20,850 --> 01:36:23,566
读哪有读狗一直说哪有

2140
01:36:23,566 --> 01:36:24,500
哪有什么

2141
01:36:26,300 --> 01:36:29,933
哪有主播一直出

2142
01:36:29,933 --> 01:36:32,300
哪有赌狗一直输啊

2143
01:36:32,300 --> 01:36:35,216
主播不是看不起一块钱啊

2144
01:36:37,850 --> 01:36:39,450
全险大运汽车

2145
01:36:39,450 --> 01:36:40,533
你知道你的

2146
01:36:42,216 --> 01:36:45,500
你的名字现在就好像碾压在我的心上

2147
01:36:45,500 --> 01:36:45,850
一样

2148
01:36:45,850 --> 01:36:46,500
你知道吗

2149
01:36:46,500 --> 01:36:48,650
你的名字不属于你

2150
01:36:49,216 --> 01:36:51,616
感觉它要撞到我身上了

2151
01:36:52,900 --> 01:36:56,650
谢谢某疯子的玲珑福袋的心愿果实

2152
01:36:56,650 --> 01:36:59,250
和大运汽车的小花

2153
01:37:00,050 --> 01:37:01,366
还有爱心的校花

2154
01:37:01,366 --> 01:37:02,450
互动压力

2155
01:37:04,766 --> 01:37:05,700
不好玩

2156
01:37:11,933 --> 01:37:13,333
这是50电池的

2157
01:37:13,333 --> 01:37:16,100
那个也不爱看啊

2158
01:37:16,133 --> 01:37:18,133
主播小军马上下飞机了

2159
01:37:18,133 --> 01:37:20,300
你要捧一束花去机场不挺好

2160
01:37:20,416 --> 01:37:21,216
别

2161
01:37:24,216 --> 01:37:26,700
我们就就没有点别的吗

2162
01:37:28,933 --> 01:37:32,216
这个玲珑福袋是不是有有问题啊

2163
01:37:32,416 --> 01:37:34,016
严查玲珑福袋啊

2164
01:37:34,250 --> 01:37:39,333
严查玲珑福袋怎么只有20%的收益率啊

2165
01:37:39,333 --> 01:37:42,100
主播好像今天跟黑心工会签约了

2166
01:37:42,100 --> 01:37:43,300
你们有什么头绪吗

2167
01:37:43,300 --> 01:37:44,500
观众打5块钱

2168
01:37:44,500 --> 01:37:46,166
主播只能拿到1块啊

2169
01:37:46,900 --> 01:37:49,533
主播这个到手的分成是不是有点问题

2170
01:37:49,533 --> 01:37:50,333
的

2171
01:37:50,933 --> 01:37:52,016
另一个主播呢

2172
01:37:52,016 --> 01:37:54,816
一发30出天空之翼哎

2173
01:37:54,816 --> 01:37:55,700
你怎么进

2174
01:37:56,900 --> 01:37:59,216
哎呦这下端水了

2175
01:37:59,966 --> 01:38:01,850
5毛吧我

2176
01:38:01,850 --> 01:38:04,250
我还特意往多了说点

2177
01:38:04,366 --> 01:38:07,216
要不然我今天下播要掐人中了

2178
01:38:09,533 --> 01:38:11,650
我要掐人中啊

2179
01:38:13,333 --> 01:38:14,133
哎

2180
01:38:15,700 --> 01:38:17,900
什么你染上元气嗓了

2181
01:38:18,766 --> 01:38:19,566
能

2182
01:38:23,900 --> 01:38:24,816
不

2183
01:38:31,333 --> 01:38:34,850
能把直播间元气少入口关掉啊

2184
01:38:35,566 --> 01:38:37,333
这个在哪里申请啊

2185
01:38:39,700 --> 01:38:40,533
大家

2186
01:38:41,650 --> 01:38:44,816
在哪里申请把直播间元气小入口关掉

2187
01:38:44,816 --> 01:38:45,616
啊

2188
01:38:47,016 --> 01:38:47,900
啊

2189
01:38:49,133 --> 01:38:51,533
我受不了这委屈

2190
01:38:52,366 --> 01:38:54,566
我看到你的那个滚屏

2191
01:38:54,566 --> 01:38:56,566
你获得了天空之翼

2192
01:38:58,366 --> 01:39:01,500
家里的猫急得把地板击穿了

2193
01:39:02,850 --> 01:39:03,766
啊

2194
01:39:04,733 --> 01:39:06,733
全完蛋了

2195
01:39:09,300 --> 01:39:11,166
这主播最急的一次

2196
01:39:12,700 --> 01:39:15,050
我虽然知道电影票不算什么

2197
01:39:15,050 --> 01:39:16,650
这才是真正的

2198
01:39:18,450 --> 01:39:20,616
大大家别抽这个了吧

2199
01:39:21,816 --> 01:39:25,933
看了一下这奖池5块一个

2200
01:39:25,933 --> 01:39:28,816
然后一个池子里面两个天空之翼

2201
01:39:28,816 --> 01:39:30,100
七个花束

2202
01:39:30,166 --> 01:39:32,850
然后那个许愿精灵不知道多少

2203
01:39:32,850 --> 01:39:33,900
我算一下

2204
01:39:35,500 --> 01:39:40,650
no one to let back so no go

2205
01:39:40,650 --> 01:39:45,650
call on me what does she want to do

2206
01:39:45,966 --> 01:39:49,650
感觉他这个全包还还勉强可以

2207
01:39:49,650 --> 01:39:52,416
真单抽的话有点太那啥了

2208
01:39:52,416 --> 01:39:55,650
而且他这个全包不亏

2209
01:39:55,650 --> 01:39:59,616
还建立在抽了最终赏的情况下

2210
01:40:00,250 --> 01:40:03,416
没最终赏就就完蛋了

2211
01:40:05,450 --> 01:40:07,216
你还得抽mago池子

2212
01:40:07,216 --> 01:40:08,533
哈哈哈

2213
01:40:09,816 --> 01:40:11,500
鱼神选个30的

2214
01:40:11,500 --> 01:40:12,650
充个450块钱

2215
01:40:12,650 --> 01:40:13,966
让主播给你充

2216
01:40:16,016 --> 01:40:16,416
主播

2217
01:40:16,416 --> 01:40:17,216
主播

2218
01:40:18,016 --> 01:40:18,816
哎

2219
01:40:21,616 --> 01:40:22,766
也不是不行

2220
01:40:29,250 --> 01:40:30,500
急啊家人们

2221
01:40:30,766 --> 01:40:34,050
这玩意也太能玩弄主播的心态了吧

2222
01:40:34,300 --> 01:40:36,933
主播都已经两年老主播了

2223
01:40:36,933 --> 01:40:39,250
自认为已经沉淀的很完美

2224
01:40:40,733 --> 01:40:41,850
没有想到这么小

2225
01:40:41,850 --> 01:40:44,766
小元气小男生的心态啊

2226
01:40:58,900 --> 01:41:00,216
城堡看多了

2227
01:41:00,216 --> 01:41:01,650
小花花看不多了

2228
01:41:01,650 --> 01:41:04,216
主播应该有一年多没看过城堡了吧

2229
01:41:06,733 --> 01:41:07,900
别乱讲话

2230
01:41:13,700 --> 01:41:16,700
主要是他这个收益率有点太抽象了

2231
01:41:17,250 --> 01:41:18,850
觅一下

2232
01:41:19,933 --> 01:41:21,250
你的话

2233
01:41:22,616 --> 01:41:25,416
你麻木共我讲

2234
01:41:26,933 --> 01:41:28,216
花生的小花

2235
01:41:28,733 --> 01:41:31,733
大家正常送小花我觉得都挺开心的

2236
01:41:31,733 --> 01:41:34,016
但是大家花花多少

2237
01:41:34,900 --> 01:41:38,216
花 5块钱送一朵小花就不开心了

2238
01:41:38,933 --> 01:41:40,300
我的花直接送的

2239
01:41:40,300 --> 01:41:42,016
不错呀挺好的

2240
01:41:44,766 --> 01:41:46,100
直接送还还可以

2241
01:41:46,100 --> 01:41:47,616
好急余生怎么还不想余生

2242
01:41:47,616 --> 01:41:51,616
要抽池子的主播我给你看个东西

2243
01:41:51,966 --> 01:41:53,166
行看看

2244
01:41:54,500 --> 01:41:55,566
什么好东西

2245
01:42:04,700 --> 01:42:05,850
他全绿了

2246
01:42:21,816 --> 01:42:23,450
在垫啥东西啊

2247
01:42:24,650 --> 01:42:26,100
魔法奇遇吗

2248
01:42:26,100 --> 01:42:27,616
奇幻古堡吗

2249
01:42:29,100 --> 01:42:31,700
这玩意真的能能抽出来吗

2250
01:42:34,016 --> 01:42:37,416
50*40 你这不是已经抽了

2251
01:42:39,333 --> 01:42:40,733
抽了2,000吗

2252
01:42:40,733 --> 01:42:41,966
这不还没出吗

2253
01:42:42,250 --> 01:42:45,166
这是小月的喵娘喵

2254
01:42:45,416 --> 01:42:48,966
好的呀都这是给我的

2255
01:42:51,050 --> 01:42:53,100
能不能快点出啊

2256
01:42:53,816 --> 01:42:55,366
翻一翻就出好不好

2257
01:42:56,816 --> 01:42:58,333
真给我吗

2258
01:43:02,333 --> 01:43:03,133
哎

2259
01:43:03,650 --> 01:43:04,933
好了不抽了

2260
01:43:04,933 --> 01:43:06,733
不会吧没米了

2261
01:43:06,733 --> 01:43:07,966
怎么这样

2262
01:43:10,966 --> 01:43:11,766
哎

2263
01:43:11,766 --> 01:43:13,850
主播飘零半生

2264
01:43:18,333 --> 01:43:19,766
威风民族

2265
01:43:21,300 --> 01:43:22,766
现在被你气

2266
01:43:22,766 --> 01:43:24,416
我噗

2267
01:43:25,416 --> 01:43:26,816
什么时候重生啊

2268
01:43:26,816 --> 01:43:28,850
这该到重生的时候了

2269
01:43:29,966 --> 01:43:31,700
怎么还没重生啊

2270
01:43:32,933 --> 01:43:33,733
急了

2271
01:43:40,933 --> 01:43:42,966
主播再选个30的吧

2272
01:43:44,500 --> 01:43:45,966
你还是嘎吧

2273
01:43:53,050 --> 01:43:53,366
主播

2274
01:43:53,366 --> 01:43:54,450
不会不会

2275
01:43:54,650 --> 01:43:56,366
马上哪一天过了

2276
01:43:56,366 --> 01:43:56,900
两天

2277
01:43:56,900 --> 01:44:01,300
看到莫瑶在别的地方鼓捣的飘屏吧

2278
01:44:01,300 --> 01:44:03,166
主播真的会心碎的

2279
01:44:07,933 --> 01:44:09,700
一般是多少出啊

2280
01:44:14,700 --> 01:44:22,250
按照概率来说40/150有26%的概率出

2281
01:44:25,133 --> 01:44:28,133
他这个保底要是100的话我感觉还行

2282
01:44:30,366 --> 01:44:32,850
你错过了我鲜花守护的飘屏

2283
01:44:32,850 --> 01:44:37,333
那不是那这个不是你答应主播的

2284
01:44:37,816 --> 01:44:40,333
你你没有说鲜花守护要给主播

2285
01:44:40,333 --> 01:44:42,733
所以主播看了不会急眼

2286
01:44:43,700 --> 01:44:46,566
但是你说城堡是给我抽的

2287
01:44:46,566 --> 01:44:49,250
然后最后在我这没抽出来送给别人了

2288
01:44:49,250 --> 01:44:51,100
主播还是会难过的吧

2289
01:44:56,700 --> 01:44:58,416
再选个30的

2290
01:44:58,650 --> 01:45:00,366
选哪个数呢

2291
01:45:00,500 --> 01:45:01,650
你等等让我看看

2292
01:45:01,650 --> 01:45:02,850
我要开挂了

2293
01:45:02,850 --> 01:45:05,050
我要去那个界面里面看看

2294
01:45:06,566 --> 01:45:09,250
随机选了俩开播的主播

2295
01:45:09,900 --> 01:45:10,733
你喊主播

2296
01:45:10,733 --> 01:45:12,500
主播也会开播的

2297
01:45:12,500 --> 01:45:15,166
你应该对主播更多一点信任啊

2298
01:45:17,566 --> 01:45:18,566
让我看看

2299
01:45:19,650 --> 01:45:23,133
不行得看一下那个什么看一下

2300
01:45:23,133 --> 01:45:26,300
看一下他的那个奖池的情况啊

2301
01:45:27,100 --> 01:45:29,900
我感觉这玩意是不是没人抽啊

2302
01:45:32,766 --> 01:45:34,333
怎么全是100-100

2303
01:45:34,333 --> 01:45:37,300
都找不到被人抽过几发的那种池子啊

2304
01:45:38,100 --> 01:45:40,700
我记得当年这东西刚开的时候

2305
01:45:40,733 --> 01:45:43,016
经常还会有送70多发的

2306
01:45:43,016 --> 01:45:45,166
80多发的池子之类的

2307
01:45:45,650 --> 01:45:46,816
哈哈

2308
01:45:46,900 --> 01:45:48,100
想了很久

2309
01:45:48,100 --> 01:45:49,566
决定出国了

2310
01:45:49,616 --> 01:45:51,566
主播开始功利了

2311
01:45:53,133 --> 01:45:54,100
没有没有

2312
01:45:54,566 --> 01:45:56,216
没有那什么的池子

2313
01:45:56,216 --> 01:45:57,533
哎呀真是的

2314
01:46:00,050 --> 01:46:02,766
找不到果然还是那什么吧

2315
01:46:03,766 --> 01:46:04,650
让我看看

2316
01:46:13,933 --> 01:46:16,133
67和42吧怎么样

2317
01:46:16,250 --> 01:46:18,500
主播你的红鼻子为什么在我脸上

2318
01:46:18,500 --> 01:46:19,216
你怎么知道

2319
01:46:19,216 --> 01:46:21,333
我今天不管是30的元气场

2320
01:46:21,333 --> 01:46:23,216
还是5块的元气场

2321
01:46:23,216 --> 01:46:26,133
都能看出来价值1元和一毛的礼物呢

2322
01:46:26,133 --> 01:46:28,700
哈哈哈哈哈

2323
01:46:30,450 --> 01:46:31,250
啊

2324
01:46:38,250 --> 01:46:41,733
谢谢雨天的元气福袋的小精灵啊

2325
01:46:41,733 --> 01:46:43,416
挺好挺好挺好

2326
01:46:43,416 --> 01:46:44,733
30块变5块

2327
01:46:44,733 --> 01:46:47,700
这是一个好的开始啊

2328
01:46:50,450 --> 01:46:52,300
咱咱整点那什么吧

2329
01:46:54,900 --> 01:46:58,100
咱要不还是整点心动盲盒吧

2330
01:46:58,100 --> 01:46:59,250
我现在觉得心动

2331
01:46:59,250 --> 01:47:02,050
盲盒是叔叔最有人性的礼物啊

2332
01:47:03,366 --> 01:47:07,166
那个什么闪耀盲盒更是人性充沛啊

2333
01:47:07,166 --> 01:47:10,933
至尊盲盒更是强大的发酷

2334
01:47:11,650 --> 01:47:13,966
元气场真不行啊元气场

2335
01:47:15,300 --> 01:47:16,616
元气场有点太

2336
01:47:20,050 --> 01:47:22,416
那不行就好这口

2337
01:47:22,416 --> 01:47:23,566
狂亏是吧

2338
01:47:23,566 --> 01:47:24,300
就好这口

2339
01:47:24,300 --> 01:47:25,533
你那个b赚

2340
01:47:27,300 --> 01:47:28,366
啊b赚不行

2341
01:47:28,366 --> 01:47:29,650
必须得亏是吧

2342
01:47:29,700 --> 01:47:30,733
b赚b赚

2343
01:47:30,733 --> 01:47:33,100
不爱看就喜欢看亏的

2344
01:47:33,366 --> 01:47:35,166
抽了没什么悬念

2345
01:47:36,366 --> 01:47:38,250
那我还活急吗啊

2346
01:47:40,533 --> 01:47:42,450
还好我马上就要下播了

2347
01:47:42,450 --> 01:47:44,766
要不然主播真怕自己下播的时候

2348
01:47:44,766 --> 01:47:45,450
不坐电梯

2349
01:47:45,450 --> 01:47:46,133
不走楼梯

2350
01:47:46,133 --> 01:47:47,366
直接跳下去了

2351
01:47:47,933 --> 01:47:49,733
挺好的谢谢

2352
01:47:49,733 --> 01:47:52,450
相思相忆空吟的两个神奇金杯

2353
01:47:52,450 --> 01:47:53,100
轰动你啊

2354
01:47:53,100 --> 01:47:53,733
你看你看

2355
01:47:53,733 --> 01:47:56,166
这30变32岂不美哉

2356
01:47:59,416 --> 01:47:59,933
哎呦

2357
01:47:59,933 --> 01:48:03,133
30变65块5块2

2358
01:48:03,700 --> 01:48:04,933
又要下播

2359
01:48:04,933 --> 01:48:07,016
啥意思还不让我下播了

2360
01:48:08,166 --> 01:48:11,100
你不多播一会就12点半了

2361
01:48:13,100 --> 01:48:14,566
这已经很久了吧

2362
01:48:15,166 --> 01:48:18,050
要不是周末咱都播不了这么久的

2363
01:48:20,650 --> 01:48:25,533
七彩的微风侧着脸轻轻吹拂

2364
01:48:28,050 --> 01:48:28,450
啊

2365
01:48:28,450 --> 01:48:31,416
应该把主播的报数机会全都攒在一起

2366
01:48:31,416 --> 01:48:35,216
然后在同一个元气响里面同时开10个

2367
01:48:37,133 --> 01:48:37,533
这样

2368
01:48:37,533 --> 01:48:40,733
这样就会大幅度增加出货的概率

2369
01:48:40,850 --> 01:48:43,166
应该把暴瘦机会全暴在一起

2370
01:48:43,166 --> 01:48:44,616
他多久刷新啊

2371
01:48:45,133 --> 01:48:48,166
主播你被喜欢的人当垃圾扔来扔去

2372
01:48:48,166 --> 01:48:50,100
那说明你喜欢的人是个垃圾

2373
01:48:50,100 --> 01:48:51,300
不要喜欢他

2374
01:48:53,250 --> 01:48:54,766
能安慰一下你吗

2375
01:48:56,933 --> 01:48:59,133
你是相对于自己存在的你

2376
01:48:59,133 --> 01:49:00,416
你人生的意义

2377
01:49:00,416 --> 01:49:03,133
不是只有靠你喜欢的人认可你

2378
01:49:03,133 --> 01:49:04,500
才算有意义的

2379
01:49:04,933 --> 01:49:06,933
首先要自己认可自己嘛

2380
01:49:07,016 --> 01:49:08,450
自己尊重自己

2381
01:49:08,450 --> 01:49:09,933
自己爱护自己的时候

2382
01:49:09,933 --> 01:49:11,700
你喜欢的人把你当垃圾

2383
01:49:11,700 --> 01:49:13,766
那只能说明是个什么

2384
01:49:13,766 --> 01:49:15,816
你喜欢的人是个小丑

2385
01:49:18,416 --> 01:49:20,616
只能说明他不尊重其他人

2386
01:49:20,616 --> 01:49:21,616
他没素质

2387
01:49:21,616 --> 01:49:22,416
好吧

2388
01:49:23,250 --> 01:49:24,850
抱抱什么

2389
01:49:27,450 --> 01:49:28,250
这个怎么能

2390
01:49:28,250 --> 01:49:29,366
这也爆啊

2391
01:49:29,416 --> 01:49:30,566
这不得是那个

2392
01:49:31,366 --> 01:49:32,700
大家安慰他一下

2393
01:49:32,700 --> 01:49:33,300
安慰他一下

2394
01:49:33,300 --> 01:49:34,416
应该是抱抱的抱

2395
01:49:34,416 --> 01:49:36,050
不是爆炸的爆吧

2396
01:49:36,500 --> 01:49:37,700
中午好元春

2397
01:49:40,133 --> 01:49:41,933
谢谢美颜美雅的获胜

2398
01:49:41,933 --> 01:49:42,733
哎

2399
01:49:43,333 --> 01:49:45,933
制服美颜美雅赢了

2400
01:49:46,133 --> 01:49:48,966
这个赢实在是太困难了

2401
01:49:49,533 --> 01:49:50,733
那还能再播一会

2402
01:49:50,733 --> 01:49:52,816
应该还能再播20分钟吧

2403
01:49:52,966 --> 01:49:54,250
爆礼物的爆

2404
01:49:56,816 --> 01:49:58,933
报个正常点的吧

2405
01:49:59,016 --> 01:50:01,133
不求大钻细女

2406
01:50:01,133 --> 01:50:02,900
不求荣华富贵

2407
01:50:02,900 --> 01:50:04,333
只求安稳

2408
01:50:04,500 --> 01:50:05,733
安稳一生

2409
01:50:06,966 --> 01:50:08,450
你鼻子借我带带

2410
01:50:08,566 --> 01:50:09,650
主播怎么带着

2411
01:50:09,650 --> 01:50:11,100
鼻子带了20分钟

2412
01:50:11,100 --> 01:50:14,333
那什么主播带了20分钟

2413
01:50:14,333 --> 01:50:16,500
有这么多人抢主播的鼻子啊

2414
01:50:16,500 --> 01:50:18,816
今天谁也不能跟主播抢主播

2415
01:50:18,816 --> 01:50:21,500
八连心愿果实的含金量懂不懂

2416
01:50:23,216 --> 01:50:27,016
没有这个心愿果实主播就完蛋了

2417
01:50:29,016 --> 01:50:32,133
我感觉今天是等不到我们有重回

2418
01:50:32,133 --> 01:50:32,933
是吗

2419
01:50:33,133 --> 01:50:36,133
感觉我们今天是等不到我们重回这个

2420
01:50:36,133 --> 01:50:38,700
这个新世界的时候了

2421
01:50:38,700 --> 01:50:39,650
相思天已空

2422
01:50:39,650 --> 01:50:40,450
你怎么办

2423
01:50:40,450 --> 01:50:42,216
我对不起你

2424
01:50:44,166 --> 01:50:45,500
全完了

2425
01:50:47,133 --> 01:50:51,133
谢谢坤出来的星座盲盒的神奇金杯啊

2426
01:50:57,616 --> 01:50:58,700
鼻子真性感

2427
01:50:58,700 --> 01:51:00,450
那是吧那确实吧

2428
01:51:00,533 --> 01:51:02,450
我是猫什么红火

2429
01:51:02,450 --> 01:51:03,250
我是猫

2430
01:51:03,933 --> 01:51:06,650
谢谢坤特的新月盲盒的干杯

2431
01:51:06,766 --> 01:51:09,300
我现在看盲盒非常面善啊

2432
01:51:09,300 --> 01:51:10,566
盲盒真好

2433
01:51:13,216 --> 01:51:15,333
我感觉真的被叔叔PUA了

2434
01:51:15,333 --> 01:51:20,016
就是说不把元气想弹上来啊

2435
01:51:20,016 --> 01:51:23,900
都忘了盲盒是什么样的这种感觉

2436
01:51:23,900 --> 01:51:25,766
主播不中用啊

2437
01:51:27,616 --> 01:51:29,166
那怎么办呢

2438
01:51:31,816 --> 01:51:32,700
怎么办呢

2439
01:51:32,700 --> 01:51:34,616
就算是你上一个键

2440
01:51:34,616 --> 01:51:35,966
坤特上一个键

2441
01:51:35,966 --> 01:51:38,133
那主播今天也还差一个键

2442
01:51:39,300 --> 01:51:41,016
主播已经尽力了吧

2443
01:51:41,100 --> 01:51:42,416
真尽力了

2444
01:51:43,900 --> 01:51:45,416
主播这把真没犯罪

2445
01:51:45,416 --> 01:51:48,416
我觉得心碎了

2446
01:51:51,416 --> 01:51:52,933
多看绵绵直播

2447
01:51:53,966 --> 01:51:54,816
谢谢

2448
01:51:56,650 --> 01:51:57,366
相思相忆

2449
01:51:57,366 --> 01:51:59,450
空余的冲鸭干杯

2450
01:51:59,500 --> 01:52:01,016
给喜欢的人抱几万

2451
01:52:01,016 --> 01:52:03,333
还不如给电子宠物抱着

2452
01:52:06,166 --> 01:52:08,216
别把你喜欢的人骂你

2453
01:52:08,216 --> 01:52:10,016
你怎么来骂我了

2454
01:52:10,016 --> 01:52:11,216
我也是冷

2455
01:52:11,216 --> 01:52:12,733
心也会疼的

2456
01:52:14,733 --> 01:52:15,416
你怎么能这样

2457
01:52:15,416 --> 01:52:20,166
转嫁转嫁转嫁你的压力呢

2458
01:52:23,816 --> 01:52:26,333
谢谢相思相忆空吟的星与月

2459
01:52:26,333 --> 01:52:28,250
两个冲鸭和一个小蛋糕

2460
01:52:28,250 --> 01:52:31,300
你是很少见星月盲盒也能转的人啊

2461
01:52:31,300 --> 01:52:32,100
相思

2462
01:52:34,333 --> 01:52:35,333
神奇的赚了

2463
01:52:35,333 --> 01:52:38,416
是啊感觉星月盲盒大部分都是小亏

2464
01:52:38,416 --> 01:52:39,566
或者是持平

2465
01:52:39,566 --> 01:52:42,250
很少有赚点的时候

2466
01:52:43,966 --> 01:52:44,933
运气好

2467
01:52:52,133 --> 01:52:55,250
爆米这个东西吧只能说

2468
01:52:57,616 --> 01:52:59,050
换句话来讲吧

2469
01:52:59,650 --> 01:53:02,766
这也是帮你快速解脱的一个好办法

2470
01:53:03,166 --> 01:53:05,766
你给他花钱他又不喜欢你

2471
01:53:05,766 --> 01:53:07,166
他对你又不好

2472
01:53:07,416 --> 01:53:11,733
这样你的感情呢就会无可避免的变淡

2473
01:53:11,766 --> 01:53:12,733
等到那什么

2474
01:53:12,733 --> 01:53:15,016
等到你把对他的感情

2475
01:53:15,016 --> 01:53:17,216
差不多都折合成米啊

2476
01:53:17,216 --> 01:53:17,850
都花给他

2477
01:53:17,850 --> 01:53:20,500
他仍然没没什么反应啊

2478
01:53:20,500 --> 01:53:22,300
挺无动于衷的时候

2479
01:53:22,966 --> 01:53:25,333
你的内心也就能平静的接受

2480
01:53:25,333 --> 01:53:27,766
这段感情也就这么过去了

2481
01:53:27,766 --> 01:53:29,416
我觉得是这样的

2482
01:53:29,900 --> 01:53:34,450
我的世界就算你要走进也没有意义

2483
01:53:34,450 --> 01:53:38,533
就算能在一起也一样要对我放弃

2484
01:53:38,533 --> 01:53:43,300
就算你也有秘密武器就算你能靠近

2485
01:53:43,300 --> 01:53:47,016
没有回应我要走进你

2486
01:53:52,566 --> 01:53:53,933
恋爱高手绵绵

2487
01:53:53,933 --> 01:53:57,700
恋爱高手绵绵也当过小丑了

2488
01:53:57,700 --> 01:54:00,566
哈哈哈当过天狗

2489
01:54:00,650 --> 01:54:02,650
哎呦当过当过

2490
01:54:02,650 --> 01:54:05,566
这个大家想的各种

2491
01:54:05,566 --> 01:54:08,566
就现在所谓的啊

2492
01:54:08,566 --> 01:54:12,416
这个什么不擅长恋爱的人

2493
01:54:12,416 --> 01:54:14,733
各种开头主播也都干过

2494
01:54:17,766 --> 01:54:19,300
我问你什么时候画画

2495
01:54:19,566 --> 01:54:21,766
我本来是想今天没什么弹幕

2496
01:54:21,766 --> 01:54:22,900
没什么聊天的

2497
01:54:22,900 --> 01:54:24,333
我就继续画着

2498
01:54:25,816 --> 01:54:27,766
现在估计要明天起来

2499
01:54:27,766 --> 01:54:29,366
明天上午画吧

2500
01:54:29,616 --> 01:54:31,500
今天晚上既然都来直播了

2501
01:54:31,500 --> 01:54:32,850
应该就明天上午画

2502
01:54:32,850 --> 01:54:35,100
明天上午画个三四个左右

2503
01:54:35,616 --> 01:54:36,966
我操谢谢冷和

2504
01:54:36,966 --> 01:54:37,566
冷和冷

2505
01:54:37,566 --> 01:54:40,216
在主播美颜米娅的直播间开通的

2506
01:54:40,216 --> 01:54:42,016
建造啊难道说

2507
01:54:42,416 --> 01:54:43,366
马斯卡

2508
01:54:43,566 --> 01:54:46,966
我们今日的70电计划

2509
01:54:47,050 --> 01:54:49,566
真的真的真的有着落了

2510
01:54:50,450 --> 01:54:51,333
难道说

2511
01:54:55,016 --> 01:54:55,816
谢谢

2512
01:54:55,933 --> 01:54:58,100
肉和乐见长啊姐

2513
01:54:59,133 --> 01:55:00,250
欢迎回来

2514
01:55:00,250 --> 01:55:01,333
哎呀

2515
01:55:06,416 --> 01:55:07,566
就其实吧

2516
01:55:07,566 --> 01:55:09,166
就是劝什么快下播

2517
01:55:09,166 --> 01:55:11,016
不然要爆米了

2518
01:55:12,816 --> 01:55:14,566
为了相思相忆空吟

2519
01:55:14,566 --> 01:55:15,700
今天这个见长

2520
01:55:15,700 --> 01:55:18,250
那我必须必须要再播一会啊

2521
01:55:18,250 --> 01:55:19,966
我一定要再播一会的

2522
01:55:19,966 --> 01:55:21,250
很少有这么这么

2523
01:55:21,250 --> 01:55:23,133
这么接近七夕节的时候

2524
01:55:23,133 --> 01:55:25,416
是吧我操爹

2525
01:55:28,500 --> 01:55:28,900
知道什么

2526
01:55:28,900 --> 01:55:30,766
主播的第69位舰长

2527
01:55:30,766 --> 01:55:32,533
可以得到另外一位舰长

2528
01:55:32,533 --> 01:55:34,300
随一个的特殊待

2529
01:55:40,416 --> 01:55:41,216
遇

2530
01:55:52,533 --> 01:55:53,566
人笑累

2531
01:55:55,500 --> 01:55:56,700
缓一下缓一下

2532
01:55:56,900 --> 01:55:59,766
晚上不吃饭直接来直播

2533
01:56:00,566 --> 01:56:02,533
确实是对于对于人来说

2534
01:56:02,533 --> 01:56:04,216
还是一个考验的

2535
01:56:08,133 --> 01:56:10,416
不过其实我也不咋饿吧

2536
01:56:17,533 --> 01:56:20,050
我感觉不饿不是一件好事

2537
01:56:20,050 --> 01:56:20,450
不饿

2538
01:56:20,450 --> 01:56:24,566
就说明我身体没有消耗掉我吃的东西

2539
01:56:24,966 --> 01:56:26,700
那就说明消化的慢

2540
01:56:26,700 --> 01:56:29,966
然后这个能量的什么

2541
01:56:29,966 --> 01:56:31,533
我的代谢就很低

2542
01:56:31,533 --> 01:56:33,250
近期代谢都特别低

2543
01:56:33,250 --> 01:56:37,333
那不就更难减减肥了吗

2544
01:56:39,300 --> 01:56:42,733
只能说爱上主播是不幸的开始

2545
01:56:43,300 --> 01:56:45,450
就别乱说话呀

2546
01:56:45,450 --> 01:56:48,966
天呐你刚才要在直播间说这个这个

2547
01:56:48,966 --> 01:56:51,366
你喜欢的人给你骂一顿

2548
01:56:51,416 --> 01:56:52,933
然后又说你当小

2549
01:56:52,933 --> 01:56:55,700
丑你给你喜欢的人报了几万的米

2550
01:56:56,133 --> 01:56:57,250
不不对吧

2551
01:56:57,250 --> 01:57:00,133
你怎么能说爱上主播是不幸的开始

2552
01:57:00,300 --> 01:57:02,050
你喜欢的人不是主播

2553
01:57:02,050 --> 01:57:04,100
主播没收这几万米啊

2554
01:57:04,100 --> 01:57:07,016
大家大家都帮我证明一下

2555
01:57:07,016 --> 01:57:08,216
大家帮我见证一下

2556
01:57:08,216 --> 01:57:09,416
不是我啊

2557
01:57:09,733 --> 01:57:10,850
不是我

2558
01:57:11,650 --> 01:57:13,650
主播不是你啊

2559
01:57:13,650 --> 01:57:15,050
是别的主播啊

2560
01:57:16,016 --> 01:57:16,533
别

2561
01:57:16,533 --> 01:57:18,966
哈哈哈

2562
01:57:18,966 --> 01:57:19,816
哎呀

2563
01:57:23,933 --> 01:57:25,133
有些时候吧

2564
01:57:25,133 --> 01:57:29,900
人好人坏其实跟他的职业关系也不大

2565
01:57:29,900 --> 01:57:32,766
当然也会有很多很多关系大的时候

2566
01:57:33,616 --> 01:57:34,533
只不过我感觉

2567
01:57:34,533 --> 01:57:37,100
我们这个行业就做了点什么坏事

2568
01:57:37,100 --> 01:57:38,816
哪怕跟这个职业没关系

2569
01:57:38,816 --> 01:57:39,566
会有人说哎

2570
01:57:39,566 --> 01:57:40,966
女主播就是这样的

2571
01:57:40,966 --> 01:57:42,533
主播就是这样的

2572
01:57:42,766 --> 01:57:45,216
呃你当主播所以你怎么怎么样

2573
01:57:45,216 --> 01:57:47,133
你有公主病什么什么

2574
01:57:48,166 --> 01:57:48,966
其实

2575
01:57:49,250 --> 01:57:54,050
这东西跟主播这个职业关系不大

2576
01:57:55,966 --> 01:57:57,566
谢谢你我开心了

2577
01:57:57,566 --> 01:57:58,733
啥意思呀

2578
01:57:58,816 --> 01:58:01,650
主播在这扮演小丑逗你开心

2579
01:58:04,533 --> 01:58:07,250
主播都带上了鼻子逗你开心

2580
01:58:07,500 --> 01:58:09,016
哎呦我的天呐

2581
01:58:09,933 --> 01:58:11,816
人家人家那什么你

2582
01:58:12,100 --> 01:58:13,900
人家人家PV你

2583
01:58:14,133 --> 01:58:17,933
人家讨厌你你还给他花好多米

2584
01:58:18,333 --> 01:58:22,016
主播带上鼻子扮小丑逗你开心

2585
01:58:23,300 --> 01:58:25,533
若不回到主播的大航海上

2586
01:58:25,533 --> 01:58:27,566
下次相遇可以陪一个

2587
01:58:29,100 --> 01:58:29,966
哎呀

2588
01:58:33,133 --> 01:58:35,300
主播就是食物链底端的人

2589
01:58:36,900 --> 01:58:38,300
怎么会这样呢

2590
01:58:43,850 --> 01:58:46,016
哈哈夜夜人舔狗

2591
01:58:46,133 --> 01:58:47,933
哎那怎么办呢

2592
01:58:47,933 --> 01:58:50,166
这世界上非要有一个人当舔狗

2593
01:58:50,166 --> 01:58:51,816
那就那就我来当吧

2594
01:58:53,216 --> 01:58:56,100
一定要有人承担这样的压力

2595
01:58:56,100 --> 01:58:57,250
和罪孽的话

2596
01:58:57,250 --> 01:58:59,016
那就我来承担吧

2597
01:59:04,250 --> 01:59:07,900
没办法谁叫我是噎人的主播呢

2598
01:59:14,450 --> 01:59:15,416
来承担

2599
01:59:15,733 --> 01:59:19,333
我不承担的话你们就都心碎了

2600
01:59:19,333 --> 01:59:21,333
那不如笑笑就过去吧

2601
01:59:21,333 --> 01:59:23,333
还是我来承担吧

2602
01:59:33,366 --> 01:59:38,533
尽管是不爱喝水却献给米耶王

2603
01:59:38,566 --> 01:59:41,566
哎就算是什么盲盒

2604
01:59:41,566 --> 01:59:43,966
都只能开出一块的礼物啊

2605
01:59:44,566 --> 01:59:47,300
也请你当上元气赏之王

2606
01:59:47,450 --> 01:59:48,416
米耶米耶

2607
01:59:50,766 --> 01:59:54,366
啊说起来不是说那个崩铁的新闻案

2608
01:59:54,566 --> 01:59:57,016
评论康妮新闻案什么都挺有意思

2609
01:59:57,016 --> 01:59:59,050
怎么搞得我都想回去玩了

2610
01:59:59,300 --> 02:00:02,300
我当时退坑的时候第一反应就是什么

2611
02:00:02,300 --> 02:00:05,850
我实在受不了米氏的这个中华风了

2612
02:00:06,300 --> 02:00:08,650
离越那时候感觉还有点新鲜感

2613
02:00:08,766 --> 02:00:11,216
到仙州我真觉得不咋好玩

2614
02:00:11,366 --> 02:00:13,650
然后就是主播抽卡歪了

2615
02:00:13,650 --> 02:00:16,250
然后云上那那几人组的剧情吧

2616
02:00:16,250 --> 02:00:17,650
又是一坨大的

2617
02:00:17,966 --> 02:00:18,900
挺没意思的

2618
02:00:18,900 --> 02:00:21,616
一看匹诺康你我又有点心动了

2619
02:00:21,616 --> 02:00:22,900
感觉有点意思

2620
02:00:24,766 --> 02:00:26,566
星帖文案一直有意思

2621
02:00:26,566 --> 02:00:29,166
中间写那个什么的时候不好玩啊

2622
02:00:29,166 --> 02:00:31,166
我觉得都不如雅丽略

2623
02:00:31,166 --> 02:00:33,450
这个这个这个地方啊

2624
02:00:34,966 --> 02:00:36,450
能不能录点读物啊

2625
02:00:36,450 --> 02:00:39,100
晚上美女的声音不太习惯

2626
02:00:39,100 --> 02:00:41,933
我这么憨的声音能读点啥呢

2627
02:00:41,933 --> 02:00:43,500
读三只小猪

2628
02:00:45,700 --> 02:00:47,933
读个什么三只小猪

2629
02:00:52,250 --> 02:00:53,166
全是狗

2630
02:00:55,733 --> 02:00:57,933
主要是他大的剧情走向吧

2631
02:00:57,933 --> 02:01:00,300
反正我就不太喜欢仙周哎

2632
02:01:02,933 --> 02:01:03,450
三周里面

2633
02:01:03,450 --> 02:01:06,333
好多角色自己都挺自相矛盾的

2634
02:01:06,333 --> 02:01:09,450
女角色那衣服设计的有千篇一律

2635
02:01:09,500 --> 02:01:10,900
大家都是贴片

2636
02:01:10,900 --> 02:01:15,050
我都不喜欢读我和小鱼的甜甜故事

2637
02:01:15,050 --> 02:01:17,050
这是要额外付费的

2638
02:01:17,733 --> 02:01:19,933
对不起

2639
02:01:21,933 --> 02:01:24,616
捉住你眼睛

2640
02:01:25,450 --> 02:01:29,933
心无旁骛地相拥

2641
02:01:31,300 --> 02:01:35,650
高情商米亚的声音好适合读睡前故事

2642
02:01:35,650 --> 02:01:37,533
低情商米亚米亚

2643
02:01:37,533 --> 02:01:39,450
一看你直播我就想睡觉

2644
02:01:42,050 --> 02:01:43,366
好像确实吧

2645
02:01:43,416 --> 02:01:45,166
主播是憨憨的声音

2646
02:01:45,166 --> 02:01:47,900
特别适合适合睡觉之前听哦

2647
02:01:48,166 --> 02:01:51,416
主播应该给大家录点为什么呀哎

2648
02:01:51,416 --> 02:01:53,250
为什么呀哎

2649
02:01:53,250 --> 02:01:55,533
你说到底是为什么呀

2650
02:01:55,533 --> 02:01:57,500
我们的这个元气上

2651
02:01:57,700 --> 02:02:00,300
为什么30块钱出一块钱

2652
02:02:00,850 --> 02:02:03,216
为什么5块钱出一毛钱

2653
02:02:03,216 --> 02:02:05,616
然后大家马上就能睡着了

2654
02:02:05,700 --> 02:02:09,216
我自己听我自己这这个声音都能睡着

2655
02:02:12,366 --> 02:02:13,166
众筹

2656
02:02:13,766 --> 02:02:14,933
你好逆天

2657
02:02:14,933 --> 02:02:15,966
我怎么认你了

2658
02:02:15,966 --> 02:02:19,250
我就我就逆天了是不是

2659
02:02:19,766 --> 02:02:21,250
哎为什么呀

2660
02:02:21,900 --> 02:02:23,366
怎么会这样呢

2661
02:02:23,366 --> 02:02:25,450
是不是对我有意见呢

2662
02:02:26,700 --> 02:02:29,416
哈喽大家就爱这个哎

2663
02:02:29,566 --> 02:02:32,050
我知道你们就喜欢听这种东西

2664
02:02:36,166 --> 02:02:37,250
啊

2665
02:02:44,933 --> 02:02:46,133
这不是猫咪吗

2666
02:02:46,133 --> 02:02:47,650
这不是病娇吗

2667
02:02:59,333 --> 02:03:01,766
等下真要收拾收拾下播了

2668
02:03:04,966 --> 02:03:06,416
护肤什么时候发货

2669
02:03:06,450 --> 02:03:07,650
起码三个月

2670
02:03:07,850 --> 02:03:09,166
这工厂都爆了

2671
02:03:09,166 --> 02:03:10,733
现在大家都在排队

2672
02:03:10,733 --> 02:03:14,700
我着急我给他加钱他也不给我做

2673
02:03:16,250 --> 02:03:19,016
主要是我算知道他们都怎么插队的

2674
02:03:19,016 --> 02:03:22,016
他们都自己坐火车去那个工厂

2675
02:03:22,016 --> 02:03:25,816
线下当场盯着那个师傅让他坐

2676
02:03:26,166 --> 02:03:29,333
就如果你没有办法去线下

2677
02:03:29,333 --> 02:03:31,216
当场盯着那个师傅让他坐

2678
02:03:31,216 --> 02:03:32,816
他就给你往后边拍

2679
02:03:34,100 --> 02:03:35,566
他就跟你说加急不了

2680
02:03:35,566 --> 02:03:38,500
然后你要跟他说我要坐火车过去

2681
02:03:38,500 --> 02:03:41,300
或者啊我们就是本地的这个厂家

2682
02:03:42,100 --> 02:03:43,966
他就会愿意给你加急

2683
02:03:44,166 --> 02:03:46,166
然后加点钱就能上人

2684
02:03:48,766 --> 02:03:50,216
这种不是本地的人

2685
02:03:50,216 --> 02:03:52,650
我们也没法拿他怎么怎么样的

2686
02:03:52,650 --> 02:03:54,700
就没办法拿他拿他怎么样

2687
02:03:56,650 --> 02:03:58,766
哦对好多开团的

2688
02:03:58,766 --> 02:04:01,900
那个娃妈都是当场去监工的

2689
02:04:02,100 --> 02:04:04,966
我之前才才才听过

2690
02:04:05,100 --> 02:04:05,966
地址发我

2691
02:04:05,966 --> 02:04:07,450
马上去你别说

2692
02:04:07,450 --> 02:04:08,416
我真得问问

2693
02:04:08,566 --> 02:04:09,416
Amore a slow mo

2694
02:04:09,416 --> 02:04:12,933
so upon the honotondo akoinkishit the shimmer said adia

2695
02:04:12,933 --> 02:04:15,133
Korea dances to nanosa

2696
02:04:15,133 --> 02:04:18,733
Dash on and jobacho diale and my new hovorine don't need more

2697
02:04:18,733 --> 02:04:22,416
deck isn't he massesable no more namo na no nothing and can he

2698
02:04:22,416 --> 02:04:26,016
she raises a yiki doo wakimo who malata ibi mo

2699
02:04:26,300 --> 02:04:27,016
真有时间

2700
02:04:27,016 --> 02:04:28,566
你真有时间啊

2701
02:04:28,566 --> 02:04:30,166
马上到我家门口

2702
02:04:30,166 --> 02:04:32,650
哈哈哈马上就到你家门口

2703
02:04:32,650 --> 02:04:33,733
给我等着

2704
02:04:34,816 --> 02:04:37,900
哎呀我们今天是凑不上这70电了

2705
02:04:37,900 --> 02:04:40,900
是吧我真是望眼欲穿了天呐

2706
02:04:43,850 --> 02:04:45,616
网友小酷你来啦

2707
02:04:45,616 --> 02:04:47,300
好消息我要走啦

2708
02:04:47,300 --> 02:04:50,650
这是不是网友小酷自从主播复播以来

2709
02:04:50,650 --> 02:04:53,133
第一次缺席主播的直播啊

2710
02:04:53,966 --> 02:04:56,650
网友小酷一般都是主播门还没开呢

2711
02:04:56,650 --> 02:04:59,816
就在直播间里面等着哈哈大笑主播了

2712
02:05:01,166 --> 02:05:03,500
没想到居然也有缺席的一天

2713
02:05:12,500 --> 02:05:13,700
刚来别走好吗

2714
02:05:13,700 --> 02:05:14,816
我最相信你的

2715
02:05:14,816 --> 02:05:16,416
一样我知道你才刚来

2716
02:05:16,416 --> 02:05:18,300
但已经12点多了

2717
02:05:18,300 --> 02:05:19,700
主播要不是什么

2718
02:05:19,900 --> 02:05:22,650
要不是惦记的消息箱已空

2719
02:05:22,650 --> 02:05:24,366
也答应给主播上的

2720
02:05:24,366 --> 02:05:25,050
见早

2721
02:05:25,050 --> 02:05:27,966
主播还在争取看看能不能上到70件

2722
02:05:28,166 --> 02:05:29,816
应该早就要下播了

2723
02:05:29,816 --> 02:05:31,533
毕竟已经很晚了

2724
02:05:40,300 --> 02:05:41,216
放一首什么

2725
02:05:41,216 --> 02:05:42,650
真要下班了

2726
02:05:43,616 --> 02:05:45,100
确实已经挺晚了

2727
02:05:52,100 --> 02:05:52,900
啊

2728
02:05:54,450 --> 02:05:55,616
怎么办呢

2729
02:05:57,966 --> 02:06:01,650
要不然我觉得69也是个吉祥数字

2730
02:06:04,700 --> 02:06:05,766
呀谢谢

2731
02:06:05,816 --> 02:06:07,166
纪念之

2732
02:06:07,733 --> 02:06:10,333
主播不会把新建长的名字读错了吧

2733
02:06:10,333 --> 02:06:11,216
让我来说一下

2734
02:06:11,216 --> 02:06:12,900
这这是不是这么念的

2735
02:06:13,250 --> 02:06:14,166
你等我一下

2736
02:06:15,450 --> 02:06:17,100
这个字念撵吗

2737
02:06:18,650 --> 02:06:22,533
完了主播你也太丢人了吧我操爹

2738
02:06:24,850 --> 02:06:25,166
哎

2739
02:06:25,166 --> 02:06:27,933
怎么怎么这字怎么读呀

2740
02:06:29,450 --> 02:06:30,366
完蛋了

2741
02:06:33,733 --> 02:06:36,050
这一集怎么好像很熟悉啊

2742
02:06:39,766 --> 02:06:41,933
忍好

2743
02:06:42,050 --> 02:06:45,166
这是要见忍知的见啊

2744
02:06:45,166 --> 02:06:46,300
轰动你啊

2745
02:06:46,300 --> 02:06:48,300
利亚多我操爹

2746
02:06:48,300 --> 02:06:49,450
谢谢你主播

2747
02:06:49,700 --> 02:06:51,500
主播下播会复习一下的

2748
02:06:51,500 --> 02:06:54,100
争取下次你来的时候我还记得

2749
02:06:54,500 --> 02:06:56,566
因为好多这种主播不认识的字

2750
02:06:57,450 --> 02:06:58,250
主播

2751
02:06:58,300 --> 02:07:00,050
主播挺那个什么的

2752
02:07:00,250 --> 02:07:02,850
哎呦接下来进人这个镜头

2753
02:07:03,533 --> 02:07:04,650
镜头应该是

2754
02:07:05,533 --> 02:07:10,050
感觉可能是是不是第一次给我上剑

2755
02:07:10,050 --> 02:07:12,416
果然他陪伴主播的第一天

2756
02:07:14,216 --> 02:07:16,900
主播感觉还蛮是点熟你的

2757
02:07:16,966 --> 02:07:18,050
但是感觉你不怎么

2758
02:07:18,050 --> 02:07:20,500
说话就是你会看我

2759
02:07:20,500 --> 02:07:21,850
但是你不怎么说话

2760
02:07:22,533 --> 02:07:25,133
这是相思相遇空吟的见长啊

2761
02:07:25,133 --> 02:07:27,816
我相思相遇空吟一直都是非常可靠

2762
02:07:28,100 --> 02:07:30,850
非常守信任好人

2763
02:07:31,616 --> 02:07:32,566
好高级啊

2764
02:07:32,566 --> 02:07:34,816
你看这是我们今天直播间

2765
02:07:34,816 --> 02:07:35,816
哦对直播间

2766
02:07:36,100 --> 02:07:36,616
雨天

2767
02:07:36,616 --> 02:07:39,416
总体算盈亏的话是赚了还是亏了

2768
02:07:39,416 --> 02:07:41,933
感觉还是亏了吧应该

2769
02:07:41,933 --> 02:07:43,933
好像感觉还是亏了一点

2770
02:07:44,700 --> 02:07:47,050
本来要找耶耶人IMP的

2771
02:07:47,050 --> 02:07:48,966
耶耶人里面怎么还会有IMP啊

2772
02:07:48,966 --> 02:07:51,300
IMP不是英雄联盟职业选手吗

2773
02:07:51,300 --> 02:07:53,416
我们耶耶人里有这么厉害的人吗

2774
02:07:54,016 --> 02:07:56,416
好人卡你一直都是个好人

2775
02:07:58,900 --> 02:08:00,533
好人卡有什么不好的

2776
02:08:00,566 --> 02:08:04,416
是个好人起码有充足的体面吧

2777
02:08:04,533 --> 02:08:05,333
是吧

2778
02:08:05,966 --> 02:08:08,850
反正我要是人家跟我说我是好人

2779
02:08:08,850 --> 02:08:10,333
那我会挺开心的

2780
02:08:10,333 --> 02:08:11,566
我才不怪他

2781
02:08:11,566 --> 02:08:12,566
想说什么

2782
02:08:13,566 --> 02:08:14,700
他夸我了

2783
02:08:15,100 --> 02:08:16,450
好可以

2784
02:08:17,733 --> 02:08:18,700
你们趴

2785
02:08:20,100 --> 02:08:22,050
不要让我知道这些好吗

2786
02:08:24,616 --> 02:08:25,616
让我看看

2787
02:08:25,966 --> 02:08:29,966
放首歌打算收拾收拾下班班了

2788
02:08:33,900 --> 02:08:35,333
主打一个陪伴

2789
02:08:36,933 --> 02:08:39,450
上剑都用小号上的

2790
02:08:39,500 --> 02:08:42,050
口是心非然后娇莺嫣惹

2791
02:08:46,333 --> 02:08:49,050
认真记得看一下私信

2792
02:08:49,050 --> 02:08:52,050
私信里面有建长群的群号呢

2793
02:09:02,450 --> 02:09:04,166
他是不是也不语妄语

2794
02:09:05,850 --> 02:09:07,100
确实好久不见

2795
02:09:15,533 --> 02:09:16,766
播完电脑就下班

2796
02:09:16,766 --> 02:09:18,816
本本来就是要下班的

2797
02:09:18,816 --> 02:09:20,650
不是我我不能再播了

2798
02:09:20,650 --> 02:09:22,166
就快一点了

2799
02:09:22,816 --> 02:09:24,566
小鱼是要睡觉的

2800
02:09:24,566 --> 02:09:26,416
虽然我可能不要睡觉

2801
02:09:26,416 --> 02:09:29,016
但是但是鱼是要睡觉的

2802
02:09:31,216 --> 02:09:32,416
听个鱼与佩特拉

2803
02:09:32,416 --> 02:09:34,366
然后我们戒烟下锅吧

2804
02:09:36,500 --> 02:09:38,533
嗯佩特拉

2805
02:09:46,166 --> 02:09:48,566
这个油可加油可不加呀

2806
02:09:48,566 --> 02:09:48,900
这个

2807
02:09:48,900 --> 02:09:52,333
现在就明显不是可以加班的时候了

2808
02:09:56,900 --> 02:10:00,416
主播今天的鼻子大家评价一下

2809
02:10:00,500 --> 02:10:01,900
能摘下去吗

2810
02:10:02,416 --> 02:10:04,133
应该摘下去吗

2811
02:10:05,900 --> 02:10:06,700
na

2812
02:10:11,133 --> 02:10:11,933
na

2813
02:10:13,616 --> 02:10:14,416
na na

2814
02:10:22,816 --> 02:10:23,616
na

2815
02:10:25,133 --> 02:10:26,933
i'm in a moo da da i'm in a

2816
02:10:35,366 --> 02:10:37,816
moo da da

2817
02:10:46,166 --> 02:10:48,766
哥哥们都不要以为我不播也很合理吧

2818
02:10:48,766 --> 02:10:50,566
那那倒是也对吧

2819
02:10:51,216 --> 02:10:53,133
我的我的我的错

2820
02:10:55,300 --> 02:10:56,650
给你赔礼道歉

2821
02:10:56,650 --> 02:11:00,533
网友想哭打破了你的全新记录

2822
02:11:00,616 --> 02:11:03,500
但是最终还是在要下播之前赶上了

2823
02:11:03,616 --> 02:11:05,416
这不算打破对吧

2824
02:11:07,533 --> 02:11:10,016
斯密巴斯原谅我吧

2825
02:11:11,250 --> 02:11:12,050
好吗

2826
02:11:17,050 --> 02:11:18,333
他终于走了

2827
02:11:18,333 --> 02:11:20,566
你这午觉都睡不上了吧

2828
02:11:21,050 --> 02:11:23,616
你们后面又有什么精彩的故事吗

2829
02:11:24,333 --> 02:11:25,766
小宇宙满载那伟大宇宙

2830
02:11:25,766 --> 02:11:29,816
本来那激荡用我高兴的志行以后

2831
02:11:29,816 --> 02:11:31,733
我可以每天用我心灵

2832
02:11:31,733 --> 02:11:33,450
愿每晚每夜愿作机

2833
02:11:34,050 --> 02:11:34,366
每当我

2834
02:11:34,366 --> 02:11:37,816
rock roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll

2835
02:11:37,933 --> 02:11:38,333
roll

2836
02:11:38,333 --> 02:11:42,900
roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll

2837
02:12:05,016 --> 02:12:06,850
37岁才知道原谅你

2838
02:12:09,416 --> 02:12:11,166
我是不是给你惯的

2839
02:12:14,216 --> 02:12:16,016
看你晒脸了是吧

2840
02:12:23,050 --> 02:12:24,250
嗯就这样子

2841
02:12:27,566 --> 02:12:29,050
开门一起骂他

2842
02:12:32,216 --> 02:12:34,016
怎么别看手机了

2843
02:12:34,016 --> 02:12:36,450
你怎么知道我在看手机呀

2844
02:12:38,900 --> 02:12:42,616
我在查什么地方能做推拿

2845
02:12:48,166 --> 02:12:49,966
我们演的不是这种剧情对啊

2846
02:12:49,966 --> 02:12:51,566
我们演的不是这种剧情

2847
02:12:51,616 --> 02:12:53,450
下周周表下周周表

2848
02:12:53,450 --> 02:12:54,733
下周再说吧

2849
02:12:56,900 --> 02:12:58,300
下周要写钟表

2850
02:12:58,300 --> 02:13:00,250
估计也就播个3场不到

2851
02:13:00,933 --> 02:13:02,966
下周事还蛮多的

2852
02:13:10,900 --> 02:13:11,700
开店

2853
02:13:12,300 --> 02:13:13,100
哇

2854
02:13:16,250 --> 02:13:17,333
痛苦的

2855
02:13:18,016 --> 02:13:19,816
痛苦又幸福的一天

2856
02:13:19,816 --> 02:13:20,450
我不能说

2857
02:13:20,450 --> 02:13:23,733
我必须假设米娅米娅是幸福的

2858
02:13:24,850 --> 02:13:26,166
我们必须假设

2859
02:13:26,166 --> 02:13:29,300
米亚米亚在元气上都是幸福的啊

2860
02:13:30,416 --> 02:13:31,900
是吧米亚米亚

2861
02:13:32,366 --> 02:13:35,050
让我来看一下米亚米亚今天的幸福啊

2862
02:13:35,050 --> 02:13:35,850
是吧

2863
02:13:38,250 --> 02:13:41,616
谢谢雨天元气赏的小花花啊

2864
02:13:41,616 --> 02:13:43,816
谢谢雨天的小精灵啊

2865
02:13:43,816 --> 02:13:45,766
谢谢雨天的心愿果实

2866
02:13:45,766 --> 02:13:46,450
心愿果实

2867
02:13:46,450 --> 02:13:47,133
心愿果实

2868
02:13:47,133 --> 02:13:48,366
心愿果实啊

2869
02:13:49,166 --> 02:13:51,533
谢谢某疯子莫瑶啊

2870
02:13:51,533 --> 02:13:53,333
某疯子的心愿过期啊

2871
02:13:53,333 --> 02:13:56,250
谢谢杜某kila的心愿过期啊

2872
02:13:57,300 --> 02:14:00,450
我们必须假设米人米娅是幸福的

2873
02:14:01,250 --> 02:14:05,766
谢谢小鱼和小小小雨

2874
02:14:05,766 --> 02:14:08,250
一起送给主播的天空之翼

2875
02:14:08,250 --> 02:14:09,250
获得你啊

2876
02:14:09,250 --> 02:14:10,050
你看都

2877
02:14:10,616 --> 02:14:13,366
谢谢平台导向归日灯牌

2878
02:14:13,966 --> 02:14:16,166
然后谢谢大家的各种小礼物你

2879
02:14:16,166 --> 02:14:19,050
也谢谢胡宝的SC

2880
02:14:21,966 --> 02:14:22,733
谢谢相思

2881
02:14:22,733 --> 02:14:25,900
相忆空吟和坤特喵的神奇金杯

2882
02:14:27,133 --> 02:14:31,650
谢谢相思的钻了的心愿盲盒啊

2883
02:14:31,650 --> 02:14:32,966
真的太厉害了

2884
02:14:33,733 --> 02:14:35,366
不能直播脸亲切

2885
02:14:35,366 --> 02:14:37,216
你们肯定会给我找理由的

2886
02:14:37,216 --> 02:14:40,966
我知道谢谢雨天的s

2887
02:14:41,100 --> 02:14:42,333
感谢支持

2888
02:14:42,450 --> 02:14:44,500
谢谢饭团篮球

2889
02:14:44,500 --> 02:14:50,850
17永和杏仁之和相思的建枣

2890
02:14:51,133 --> 02:14:52,616
今天好多建枣啊

2891
02:14:52,616 --> 02:14:54,100
我操好多好多建

2892
02:14:55,050 --> 02:14:58,100
晚上睡觉就梦这六个人啊好

2893
02:14:59,733 --> 02:15:03,016
喵喵重回7世界2018冬虐

2894
02:15:03,850 --> 02:15:05,333
感谢支持啊

2895
02:15:08,766 --> 02:15:09,166
今天唯

2896
02:15:09,166 --> 02:15:12,100
一不完美的就是这个心愿果实啊

2897
02:15:12,100 --> 02:15:14,333
哎呀要是没有这个心愿果实的话

2898
02:15:14,333 --> 02:15:16,333
不敢想象我会多么幸福

2899
02:15:17,616 --> 02:15:20,616
下播以后一直回味着幸福感

2900
02:15:21,216 --> 02:15:22,333
却哭了

2901
02:15:25,016 --> 02:15:26,500
想去安慰

2902
02:15:26,500 --> 02:15:29,016
却不知什么立场

2903
02:15:29,300 --> 02:15:30,816
听你说话

2904
02:15:30,816 --> 02:15:32,966
看你哭湿头发

2905
02:15:37,566 --> 02:15:39,933
以前都是一天好几个总督

2906
02:15:40,016 --> 02:15:43,250
你开口开口开口就是熟悉呀

2907
02:15:44,133 --> 02:15:44,566
以前

2908
02:15:44,566 --> 02:15:47,333
也很少有一天好几个总督的时候吧

2909
02:15:47,700 --> 02:15:49,366
这个知足常乐啊

2910
02:15:49,366 --> 02:15:50,700
有见长也开心

2911
02:15:50,700 --> 02:15:51,966
有提督也开心

2912
02:15:51,966 --> 02:15:53,900
那有总督肯定更开心

2913
02:15:54,650 --> 02:15:57,900
也不能说这个有见长就不高兴

2914
02:15:58,850 --> 02:16:00,766
心愿果实是什么啊

2915
02:16:01,933 --> 02:16:03,500
雪球还好吧

2916
02:16:03,650 --> 02:16:06,616
是啊 30块钱开一块

2917
02:16:06,733 --> 02:16:08,100
比雪球还好

2918
02:16:08,100 --> 02:16:09,366
点击直播间

2919
02:16:10,500 --> 02:16:14,900
点击直播间右下角选择元气福袋

2920
02:16:14,900 --> 02:16:17,416
让主播随机帮你报两个数

2921
02:16:17,416 --> 02:16:19,850
即可获得投资30

2922
02:16:19,850 --> 02:16:23,416
稳赚一块的绝佳收益率

2923
02:16:23,416 --> 02:16:24,766
项目啊

2924
02:16:25,700 --> 02:16:27,933
主播为何咬牙切齿

2925
02:16:27,933 --> 02:16:31,100
脸上的红鼻子从何而来

2926
02:16:31,450 --> 02:16:36,366
敬请收看大型纪录片元气象传奇

2927
02:16:39,816 --> 02:16:40,616
啊

2928
02:16:44,100 --> 02:16:49,366
戒了烟我不习惯没了你

2929
02:16:49,450 --> 02:16:51,050
我怎么办

2930
02:16:51,900 --> 02:16:55,700
3年零一个礼拜

2931
02:16:55,850 --> 02:16:59,616
才学会怎么忍耐

2932
02:16:59,850 --> 02:17:03,416
你给过我的伤害

2933
02:17:03,766 --> 02:17:07,500
是没有一句责怪

2934
02:17:12,050 --> 02:17:15,816
戒了烟染上悲伤

2935
02:17:15,816 --> 02:17:18,966
我也不想

2936
02:17:21,300 --> 02:17:22,300
拜拜大家

2937
02:17:22,416 --> 02:17:24,016
那么今天就下播了

2938
02:17:26,100 --> 02:17:27,766
对了披萨很好吃

2939
02:17:27,816 --> 02:17:29,216
哄着你奥利给的

2940
02:17:29,216 --> 02:17:30,216
网友想哭

2941
02:17:33,166 --> 02:17:35,616
而且我吃完了没有长秤哦

2942
02:17:36,250 --> 02:17:37,733
我还掉秤了哦

2943
02:17:37,900 --> 02:17:38,700
嘿嘿

2944
02:17:53,133 --> 02:17:53,933
哦

2945
02:17:54,966 --> 02:17:57,533
一下抚平了元气上的悲伤

2946
02:17:57,533 --> 02:17:58,900
哈哈哈

2947
02:17:59,166 --> 02:17:59,966
哎

2948
02:17:59,966 --> 02:18:01,533
就你们现在就得爬

2949
02:18:05,300 --> 02:18:06,850
就放个竹签吧

2950
02:18:25,816 --> 02:18:29,100
don't ever say you're sober if i'm breathing

2951
02:18:29,166 --> 02:18:32,416
racing to the moonlight and i'm speeding

2952
02:18:32,416 --> 02:18:35,933
i'm headed to the stars ready to go far

2953
02:18:39,016 --> 02:18:42,650
don't ever say it's over if i'm breathing

2954
02:18:42,700 --> 02:18:45,933
racing to the moonlight and i'm speeding

2955
02:18:45,933 --> 02:18:49,250
i'm headed to the stars ready to go far

2956
02:18:49,250 --> 02:18:51,366
we'll start walking

2957
02:18:54,300 --> 02:18:56,050
on a mission and get high up

2958
02:18:56,050 --> 02:18:57,533
i know that i'ma die

2959
02:18:57,533 --> 02:19:00,733
reaching for a life that i don't really need at all

2960
02:19:00,850 --> 02:19:02,616
never listen to replies

2961
02:19:02,616 --> 02:19:04,300
learned a lesson from the wise

2962
02:19:04,300 --> 02:19:07,900
you should never take advice from a nigga that ain't tried

2963
02:19:08,700 --> 02:19:11,166
they said i wouldn't make it out alive

2964
02:19:12,050 --> 02:19:15,050
they told me i would never see their eyes

2965
02:19:15,450 --> 02:19:18,050
that's why i gotta kill em every time

2966
02:19:18,166 --> 02:19:19,766
gotta let you bleed too

2967
02:19:19,766 --> 02:19:23,100
don't ever say it's over if i'm breathing

2968
02:19:23,250 --> 02:19:26,450
raise it to the moonlight and i'm speeding

2969
02:19:26,450 --> 02:19:29,816
i'm headed to the stars ready to go far

2970
02:19:29,816 --> 02:19:31,966
i'll start walking

2971
02:19:33,050 --> 02:19:36,700
don't ever say it's over if i'm breathing

2972
02:19:36,850 --> 02:19:40,016
dancing to the moonlight and i'm spinning

2973
02:19:40,016 --> 02:19:43,333
i'm headed to the stars ready to go far

2974
02:19:43,333 --> 02:19:45,500
we'll start walking

2975
02:19:48,166 --> 02:19:51,166
been that nigga since i came out my mama

2976
02:19:51,166 --> 02:19:54,566
woo thinking god that he never wore a condom

2977
02:19:54,566 --> 02:19:57,966
woo prove'em wrong every time'til it's normal

2978
02:19:58,416 --> 02:20:00,133
隔壁膜拜传奇

2979
02:20:00,133 --> 02:20:02,333
当你就是其中之一

2980
02:20:04,650 --> 02:20:07,216
不知道什么时候主播才能这个

2981
02:20:12,966 --> 02:20:15,100
名正言顺的说这句话

2982
02:20:16,300 --> 02:20:18,766
they said i wouldn't make it out alive

2983
02:20:19,650 --> 02:20:22,500
they told me i would never see their eyes

2984
02:20:23,050 --> 02:20:25,700
that's why i gotta kill them every time

2985
02:20:25,700 --> 02:20:27,566
gotta watch them bleed to

2986
02:20:27,650 --> 02:20:30,700
don't ever say it's over if i'm breathing

2987
02:20:30,850 --> 02:20:34,100
racing to the moonlight and i'm spinning

2988
02:20:34,100 --> 02:20:39,450
i'm headed to the stars ready to go far and start walking

2989
02:20:40,700 --> 02:20:42,850
don't ever say it's over

2990
02:20:43,333 --> 02:20:45,133
先回三个提督行不行

2991
02:20:45,133 --> 02:20:47,650
别惦记着那总督的事了

2992
02:20:47,650 --> 02:20:51,900
能不能先整三个提督凑凑凑份子

2993
02:20:51,900 --> 02:20:55,933
把直播间前三个头像变成紫色

2994
02:20:57,816 --> 02:20:58,616
哎呀

2995
02:21:00,416 --> 02:21:01,816
没这个时候了

2996
02:21:01,816 --> 02:21:03,766
饭要一口一口的吃

2997
02:21:03,900 --> 02:21:05,933
那水要一点一点的减

2998
02:21:06,766 --> 02:21:11,533
别别老惦记着虚无缥缈的未来

2999
02:21:12,016 --> 02:21:15,050
先从脚踏实地的地方开始努力吧

3000
02:21:20,300 --> 02:21:21,100
谢大家

3001
02:21:41,133 --> 02:21:42,333
在你们心里啊

3002
02:21:42,333 --> 02:21:44,250
主播还是杂谈一点

3003
02:21:44,250 --> 02:21:46,300
那主播就有存在的意义