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我是你

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god damn woe said i knew girl can't so near

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can't leave a nine evil don't look at a wall

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oh she took a set a soda you don't call me no neck

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i need Brutal brutal

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because your heart knows am i in here

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don't leave it baby

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don't take care

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of what i don't even wanna do you don't need them

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more could i see good i come

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more could i see good i come all

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look at your head

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i know i don't

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know why don't

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you give me a good

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night

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oh he could walk like his house again

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so near that old shit over you made oh to do

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刚才是不是炸麦了喂喂

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喂喂

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晚上好

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晚上好呃

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迟到三分钟

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没迟到我刚才等那个

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刚才去找物管了找物管投诉了一下

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那个吵的人被被

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被

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咔嚓一刀哎拿下了

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欢迎同意

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妈妈晚上好

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不敢说话了是吗

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是啊心灵感应到开播了

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你确定不是阿碧感应到开播了

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昨天早退今天迟到

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哎呀

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我都不敢想明天会干啥

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明天停播是吧

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嗯晚上好夏布

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其实呢是给了自己一点时间啊

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听了点比较欢快的歌洗耳朵

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要不然的话

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刚才听完他们吵架我整个人都不好了

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受不了

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晚上好晚上好耶

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晚上好晚上好主播

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明天开始停播

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你又开始假传圣旨了是吧

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欢迎大家

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晚上好呢

50
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哎呀我把头发梳一下吧

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刚才头发碰到那个麦克风

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我听到那个咔啦咔的声音

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哈喽哈喽

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晚上好喵大姐

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晚上好喵

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我听到那个头发

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碰到麦克风的那个卡拉的声音

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欢迎菠萝老师

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哎呀我现在在跟你们挥手

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你们是看不到的

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我最近看了很多

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我不知道这个单词怎么读啊

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我搜一下

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让这个翻译给大家读一下啊

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主要是不知道他怎么断句

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呃好像是读不出来了一次数

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好想淹淹的大茄子

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啊我最近在看这个Vira的这个

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这个3D模型的制作啊

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联系了几个在b站发视频的啊

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但是他们还没有给我回复那个报价

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只能说主播主播有点做噩梦

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太大了有点像3D化

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先了解一下行情

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我抄主播还有翻译罕见

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你你都不用翻译的

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吗

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你都不用那个百度翻译跟谷歌翻译吗

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我偷偷的告诉你百度翻译不行

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谷歌翻译能出

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今天什么活跟大家分享一下

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生活呀还能有什么活

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你要看好主播的这个标题啊

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不是整合系的是陪伴系的

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谢谢汤哥的十个小花花

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非常感谢阿力哥的

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嗯刚才在群里面说

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我们直播可能晚一会

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结果是晚了3分钟对吧

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谷歌翻译老乐极了

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大家应该都看到过那个什么所谓的

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把

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什么比如日本歌词翻译成中文

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再用谷歌翻译

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激发来回挡20遍之后的那种视频吧

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我记得早两三年的时候

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这种视频特别特别的流行

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不知道为什么现在基本看不到了

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DNKI翻译会靠谱一点

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是吗我记下了

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只能说主播平时经常跟翻译打交道

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中国之王

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嗯我一般找东西不在支网上面找

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没有太用过

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支网好用吗

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莹莹晚上好

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紫皮茄子今天今天变白了

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今天是年糕哎

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今天是紫薯年糕

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主播开始我没有啊

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烟烟怎么掉色了啊

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建议老师好久不见

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大家都喜欢黑色是吧

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今天上播的时候

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因为我这个屏默认就是白色吗

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想先用白色播一下

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5分钟到了吧天气

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你有试过捏小人头发

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也比较难弄

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怎么样怎么样

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那个好操作吗

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要是好操作的话我就自己弄一个

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但是

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呃主播的捏人技术一直一直都很低下

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等下给大家分享一下

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主播在换塔里面捏的主播自己啊

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不能说是完全一致

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只能说是没有什么相像

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当然这也要归功于换塔

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非常拉胯的捏人

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引擎啊能选的东西太少了

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主播也不知道织网啊

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主播不知道织网是情有可原的

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主播不在国内上大学

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我抄我的那个礼物好像写的紫色

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紫色是

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这个颜色

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紫色是这个颜色

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黑色是这个颜色

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那如果这个颜色是黑色

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就是如果深色是紫色的话

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那这个颜色是什么呢

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那这个颜色是什么颜色啊

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你有想过吗

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这不是蓝色呀

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我发现你们对

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蓝色跟紫色有很强的误解

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这是纯纯的粉紫色呀

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我操这怎么是蓝色呢

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从头到脚跟蓝色完全不沾边好吗

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这个颜色是仙女色

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你好会说话

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能改成黑色吗

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你说的是11月吗

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圣光11月的话

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呃已经不能修改了

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因为11月的已经单号全出了

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如果是12月的话呢

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你可以重新提交一下你的信息

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然后在备注里面写上一个作废

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我要黑色

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你可以这么写

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你来了

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欢迎你啊晚上好

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薰衣草的这哪来啊

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对啊一点蓝色都没有

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欢迎花花

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晚上好念

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你在烈火里试过捏烟烟

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不要在奇怪的地方捏我呀

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等一下我放出来

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把那个换塔给大家放出来

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啦啦谢谢花花的金币和棒棒糖啊

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厉害的像吗

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哎像不像

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快告诉我像不像啊

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啊这么看的话

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好像相似度也没有低到那么离谱啊

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是我人物卡

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嗯

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也不是很像好像

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嗯

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主播没有这么大

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你们不是要看丰胸吗

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不是要看大大大吗

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主播提前满足一下你们怎么了

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那满足一下我自己怎么了

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大大大有什么不好的

189
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耳朵没有合适对换他这

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个游戏

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很很别扭的就是他的那个头戴的东西

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可能为了以后

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卖一些付费的装扮之类的吧

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他他没有办法改那个

195
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配饰跟很细节的东西

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为什么是兔子耳朵

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因为没有猫耳它那个猫耳特别的丑

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就是给我一种这个人明明不懂二次元

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但是却要

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强行装作一副很了解二次元的样子

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然后披着二次元的皮

202
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其实是用那种

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国产手游的捏脸系统啊

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龙族幻想之类的

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感觉龙族幻想的捏脸都比这个靠

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谱一点

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我不知道为什么

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这个的级值太低太低了

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而且他太低估大家对于萝莉的喜好了

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他那三个体型不能自动

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就是自主规定腿长腿短之类的

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只有三个体型

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最长的那个比m m b 7的那个

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超模腿还要离谱

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最短的那个也勉强就是

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正常的女性身材

217
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完全没有萝莉的这个投身臂啊

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谢谢贤者

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八银子的7个泡泡糖跟三个金币

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啊里嘎达

221
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对头的装饰都不能换颜色什么都不行

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换塔你也得拉了

223
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我等个加勒数据抄作业了

224
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你去那个A8去看吧

225
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我不是超模腿

226
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我的腿很短的

227
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我仔细对比了一下

228
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我的腿跟我的头的这个比例啊

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你看1234567

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我们也就是七头身对吧

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那

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其实你看很多很多

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就真正能算得上什么超模比例的

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尤其是纸片人里的超模

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比例基本已经接近

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呃

237
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十头身那个程程度了

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所以这么早吗我爱你

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oh yes me

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所以说到底像不像啊

241
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有没有人告诉我

242
00:12:18,666 --> 00:12:21,333
烟烟的尾巴什么条件才会触发直

243
00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:22,333
升机特效啊

244
00:12:22,333 --> 00:12:24,499
有礼物跟我高兴的时候

245
00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:27,866
头大就头大胸推大

246
00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:29,266
那不头大

247
00:12:29,266 --> 00:12:31,099
你看嘛就好这口萝莉

248
00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:31,900
好吧

249
00:12:33,066 --> 00:12:34,966
今天的同阶掉的太离谱了

250
00:12:34,966 --> 00:12:38,166
家人们感觉像回到了11月中旬的时候

251
00:12:38,166 --> 00:12:39,799
啊还没有投稿的时候

252
00:12:40,533 --> 00:12:42,499
今天的同街掉的巨离谱

253
00:12:44,700 --> 00:12:46,600
星期三晚上11点

254
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:47,300
真的假的

255
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,066
开播就去主城里面

256
00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:50,700
能不能给我点点赞啊

257
00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:51,333
点赞的话

258
00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:53,666
他可能会上到那个热门的那个

259
00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:54,800
推荐捏脸

260
00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:57,366
里面就可能会有很多人顶着嫣嫣

261
00:12:57,366 --> 00:12:59,066
的脸到处乱跑了

262
00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,300
说实话不是很像

263
00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:02,733
我已经尽力了

264
00:13:04,066 --> 00:13:06,266
今天没什么干劲啊

265
00:13:06,266 --> 00:13:07,899
哎呀被你听出来了

266
00:13:07,900 --> 00:13:09,000
今天呢

267
00:13:09,066 --> 00:13:11,799
确实是稍微有一点点没干劲

268
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,066
因为挺累的

269
00:13:14,066 --> 00:13:16,766
而且脑子里像明天考试的事情

270
00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:18,266
溜了嗯晚安

271
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:20,366
谢谢

272
00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:21,799
卡哇伊的羞涩的

273
00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:22,766
这个好a啊

274
00:13:22,766 --> 00:13:23,566
Bigga

275
00:13:25,066 --> 00:13:28,766
而且我一直都是需要暖机时间的大家

276
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,000
大家知道什么叫暖机啊

277
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,733
就是像电脑刚起步的时候

278
00:13:33,733 --> 00:13:36,199
刚启动的时候你得给他一段时间

279
00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:38,133
让他自己开机了

280
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:39,766
静置一会

281
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,533
他才能达到那个最高的速度啊

282
00:13:42,533 --> 00:13:45,366
汽车冬天启动的时候不能直接开

283
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:48,799
也要稍微等待发动机自己空转一会

284
00:13:49,333 --> 00:13:51,866
然后才能跑出来最好的效果啊

285
00:13:51,866 --> 00:13:54,299
我现在就在这种暖机时间里面

286
00:13:56,766 --> 00:13:58,266
基本上每次直播

287
00:13:58,266 --> 00:14:00,133
暖机都要10分钟左右吧

288
00:14:02,666 --> 00:14:04,099
暖机到下播

289
00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:05,300
没有啊

290
00:14:05,466 --> 00:14:07,399
从主播到弹幕都在摆

291
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:09,400
今天弹幕确实太慢了

292
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,666
很奇怪你

293
00:14:11,566 --> 00:14:14,766
BGRH只有主播的电脑需要清楚

294
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:18,100
我总想那种大屁股台式机

295
00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:21,366
到上了上了大学之后换的笔记本电脑

296
00:14:21,366 --> 00:14:23,466
没有一台电脑不需要静置的

297
00:14:24,533 --> 00:14:26,766
原来真正好的电脑是不需要静置的

298
00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:27,566
对吗

299
00:14:33,066 --> 00:14:33,933
主播是柴

300
00:14:33,933 --> 00:14:35,266
油机器人吗

301
00:14:35,266 --> 00:14:36,066
主播

302
00:14:36,133 --> 00:14:37,733
是电子猫咪

303
00:14:37,733 --> 00:14:40,066
电子猫咪也是要需要一段时间传输

304
00:14:40,066 --> 00:14:43,866
数据的等我彻底把脑子带到直播间

305
00:14:43,866 --> 00:14:45,799
然后就可以开始

306
00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:47,699
快速的讲话了

307
00:14:48,133 --> 00:14:50,199
暖鸡完成轻舞飞扬出动

308
00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:51,500
强行打蛋

309
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:52,933
很可爱

310
00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:55,566
谢谢你啊阿里嘎的主播

311
00:14:55,566 --> 00:14:56,699
热评弹幕不行

312
00:14:56,700 --> 00:14:58,000
今天啥内容啊

313
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,300
不知道发啥呀

314
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:01,333
我们不是每一天都要内容的

315
00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:03,766
我们可能很多时候就是闲聊杂谈

316
00:15:03,766 --> 00:15:04,666
像的那种

317
00:15:05,566 --> 00:15:07,333
今天没有话题

318
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:10,300
我以前也需要知道我换了电脑

319
00:15:10,333 --> 00:15:11,733
学校网不好

320
00:15:11,766 --> 00:15:14,866
我总不能一直姐姐嘿嘿姐姐吧

321
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:19,266
所以说发弹幕的终极形态是天地之星

322
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:20,900
三个号互相积分

323
00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:22,966
一个人跟自己唠700条弹幕

324
00:15:22,966 --> 00:15:23,766
是吧

325
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:26,966
主播都买了弹幕也不知道发什么

326
00:15:27,366 --> 00:15:29,533
不打南征北战了就闲聊呗

327
00:15:29,533 --> 00:15:30,799
因为今天吃什么

328
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:32,666
我等下还想跟你们说呢

329
00:15:32,733 --> 00:15:37,266
今天吃的东西让我非常的怀疑人生

330
00:15:37,466 --> 00:15:40,066
但是我不知道这个菜你们有没有吃过

331
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:43,100
下午猫妈妈摆了

332
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:46,000
然后说我们我们出去吃东西吧

333
00:15:46,166 --> 00:15:47,933
我说那走吧

334
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:48,900
我们就

335
00:15:49,766 --> 00:15:53,666
在南方找了一家东北菜馆点了一个

336
00:15:53,766 --> 00:15:55,366
呃别的菜都还行吧

337
00:15:55,366 --> 00:15:57,166
点了一个鱼香肉丝

338
00:15:57,266 --> 00:15:58,933
结果上来了一盘

339
00:15:58,933 --> 00:16:03,699
胡萝卜丝炒青椒丝炒洋葱丝炒肉

340
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:07,500
谢谢顺溪之呃

341
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,000
顺

342
00:16:09,366 --> 00:16:13,299
谢谢顺溪之爹的见长非常感谢我超爹

343
00:16:13,733 --> 00:16:14,766
阿里卡头

344
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,066
谢谢爹谢谢爹阿里嘎头

345
00:16:20,966 --> 00:16:23,866
谢谢顺序之巅的见长非常感谢

346
00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:27,466
请问一下你的你的最后一个字怎么念

347
00:16:28,466 --> 00:16:29,666
默默吗

348
00:16:29,666 --> 00:16:30,699
还是什么

349
00:16:34,733 --> 00:16:37,366
末刺身嗯好好好谢谢谢谢

350
00:16:37,366 --> 00:16:38,799
顺其自然的见长发

351
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,066
感谢一切淹没

352
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,533
纯粮来了

353
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,800
这个肤色会自动变吗

354
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,533
不是啊是我变的

355
00:16:48,566 --> 00:16:49,766
坏了他又会

356
00:16:49,766 --> 00:16:50,599
又在钓鱼

357
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,466
没有啊你想想就像

358
00:16:52,466 --> 00:16:54,766
你考试的时候蒙选择的蒙对一样

359
00:16:54,766 --> 00:16:56,166
你都告诉我是m o

360
00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:57,766
这个两个字的读音了

361
00:16:57,766 --> 00:16:59,199
那我这个

362
00:16:59,566 --> 00:17:02,866
试声里面随便猜一个我觉得比较像的

363
00:17:03,566 --> 00:17:05,399
正确的还是有的吧

364
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,166
你不要把主播想成坏女人啊

365
00:17:07,166 --> 00:17:09,066
怎么天天都在叫你呢

366
00:17:09,966 --> 00:17:12,366
只能说呃会者不难

367
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:14,399
会者不难啊

368
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,200
这个

369
00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:19,366
心中有调眼中看到的都是调

370
00:17:19,366 --> 00:17:21,266
心中无调自然成鸟

371
00:17:24,666 --> 00:17:25,733
瞬息之巅

372
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:28,666
纯粮哎呦

373
00:17:28,866 --> 00:17:31,266
主播是跟b站签了弹幕合同吗

374
00:17:31,266 --> 00:17:33,333
没有我跟b站还没签合同呢

375
00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:36,599
不得不提一下我们我们RB的法务部啊

376
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:37,866
真的是太慢了

377
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:42,500
我从这个月的十号就开始找他要合同

378
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:46,133
我把那个意向的信息之类的签完了啊

379
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:48,133
欢迎娘娘娘娘晚上好

380
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:51,100
我把意向的信息给他整理成了一个表

381
00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:52,066
格贴上去

382
00:17:52,066 --> 00:17:54,799
然后他说你好主播稍等一下

383
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:56,733
我会加紧安排我们的法务

384
00:17:56,733 --> 00:17:58,466
给您出签约的合同哦

385
00:17:58,533 --> 00:18:02,266
然后他加紧加到了1112131415

386
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:07,400
一直到啊2021年12月15日晚11:19

387
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,900
我们阿碧加急出了这个法务合同啊

388
00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:11,600
仍然没有送到我的手上

389
00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:12,800
我其实很好奇啊

390
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,200
这个东西还需要根据主播量身定制吗

391
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:18,266
难道不是说你有一个合同的模板然后

392
00:18:18,666 --> 00:18:19,733
把名字一改

393
00:18:19,733 --> 00:18:22,399
就像叔叔送给1万粉丝那个恭喜一样

394
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:23,366
非常潦草

395
00:18:23,466 --> 00:18:24,933
就像百店奖牌印的东西

396
00:18:24,933 --> 00:18:26,999
除了名字其他东西都一样一样

397
00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:29,000
因为合同这么严谨的一个事情

398
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,600
难道不是说去找法

399
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,400
我哎随便找个实习生过来

400
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:33,733
把这个上面这个猜猜猜

401
00:18:33,733 --> 00:18:34,899
给我改成米燕咪啊

402
00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:36,500
然后把这个文档给我发过去

403
00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:37,966
这就结束了的事情吗

404
00:18:37,966 --> 00:18:39,966
为什么他能抽这么久啊卧槽

405
00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:44,133
主播不是坏

406
00:18:44,133 --> 00:18:45,166
女人坏猫咪

407
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,699
我是好猫咪呢

408
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,800
我是好猫咪啊

409
00:18:49,466 --> 00:18:52,899
猫猫我是你的单推人啊玉1224

410
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,066
笑吧笑吧

411
00:18:56,900 --> 00:18:59,366
罕见的可以发出弹幕的emoji

412
00:18:59,666 --> 00:19:02,499
很难不怀疑是驼子为了发这个emojimi

413
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:03,566
通了b站啊

414
00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:06,000
你不会飞走了还没进来吧

415
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,600
我也不知道啊

416
00:19:08,166 --> 00:19:10,533
烟烟真的好能避避

417
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:14,300
你是在夸我还是在骂我啊喂

418
00:19:16,966 --> 00:19:19,299
主播锐评舰长礼物敷衍我

419
00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:20,800
评论谁敷衍啊

420
00:19:20,866 --> 00:19:23,066
主播都没有提到舰长礼物哎

421
00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:26,600
你这个如果我

422
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,266
我觉得大家在弹幕里面

423
00:19:28,266 --> 00:19:30,466
3减1的学生的时代里面

424
00:19:30,466 --> 00:19:31,566
那个阅读理解

425
00:19:31,566 --> 00:19:32,899
什么概括段例

426
00:19:33,266 --> 00:19:35,199
指出第三段的大概阻止

427
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:38,200
这种阅读题一定得分都是0吧

428
00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:41,700
一定得分率都不是特别理想吧

429
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:44,566
晕过去了开心

430
00:19:44,566 --> 00:19:47,066
这几天把我把我什么了

431
00:19:47,933 --> 00:19:49,366
我现在不知道你是在吊我

432
00:19:49,366 --> 00:19:50,799
还是在说正常意思

433
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:51,600
谢谢哇

434
00:19:51,700 --> 00:19:53,466
新人PPT的小花花

435
00:19:53,466 --> 00:19:54,566
奥利给的

436
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:02,933
你是舰长

437
00:20:02,933 --> 00:20:03,733
莫瑶

438
00:20:03,733 --> 00:20:05,299
亲爱的爹地

439
00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:07,133
啊

440
00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:09,500
怎么还有另一个号

441
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:11,933
你什么情况啊

442
00:20:11,933 --> 00:20:14,966
就算是我得分率为0我也要3-1

443
00:20:15,766 --> 00:20:17,333
不行的他3.1

444
00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:19,899
会对直播间目前在观看直播的高中生

445
00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:21,600
做出一个错误的引导啊

446
00:20:22,166 --> 00:20:24,566
谢谢娘娘的泡泡糖和金币

447
00:20:24,566 --> 00:20:26,599
泡泡糖泡泡糖金币

448
00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:30,933
好多好多泡泡糖呢

449
00:20:31,733 --> 00:20:32,533
奥利给他

450
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:33,966
谢谢娘娘

451
00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:37,766
天会读作文吗

452
00:20:37,766 --> 00:20:39,166
主播今天

453
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:43,600
呃没有读作文的打算

454
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:45,700
但是如果没活了

455
00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:48,666
有可能会被我拉上来凑场

456
00:20:48,666 --> 00:20:50,199
反正主播

457
00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:54,000
其他的作文也是拉到直播间现场看

458
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,133
现场编活的

459
00:20:55,133 --> 00:20:56,599
所以没有任何的差别

460
00:20:57,866 --> 00:21:00,499
因为被投诉了吗

461
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:04,066
说主播今天模板化直播起来

462
00:21:04,066 --> 00:21:05,299
先爱唠唠家常

463
00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:07,133
说说你吃啥说说我吃啥

464
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,366
20分钟一开暖的时间结束马上哐唧往

465
00:21:10,366 --> 00:21:12,366
屏幕上哎100个小作文

466
00:21:12,466 --> 00:21:15,299
先跟大家闲聊然后假装发病

467
00:21:15,300 --> 00:21:18,166
实则真情实感读完这个小作文啊

468
00:21:18,166 --> 00:21:20,166
然后弹幕发一篇问号

469
00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:21,866
主播再稍微点评两句

470
00:21:21,866 --> 00:21:23,966
一个小时就这样被主播混过去了

471
00:21:23,966 --> 00:21:25,199
我怎么能这么轻易的

472
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,500
让主播找到模板化

473
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:28,133
直播呢一点乐趣都没有啊

474
00:21:28,133 --> 00:21:29,099
一点心意都没有

475
00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:31,166
所以说今天我们要试一下

476
00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:34,666
纯杂谈对吧

477
00:21:35,366 --> 00:21:36,333
主播瑞平耶

478
00:21:36,333 --> 00:21:39,466
人学习不好爱三减一的学习才不好呢

479
00:21:42,366 --> 00:21:44,133
你想看雨刮器

480
00:21:44,133 --> 00:21:47,333
好呀极北的公主冰雪之地的统治者

481
00:21:48,066 --> 00:21:49,999
晚上好晚上好

482
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,800
我纯天然法务耶

483
00:21:53,100 --> 00:21:54,100
炒鱿鱼炒了

484
00:21:54,100 --> 00:21:55,666
可爱型从你的语速判断

485
00:21:55,666 --> 00:21:57,733
半小时内就要掏小作文了

486
00:21:59,066 --> 00:22:00,133
其实呢

487
00:22:00,166 --> 00:22:02,666
我也可以加并顿

488
00:22:02,666 --> 00:22:06,566
我可以假装我今天嗓子不舒服

489
00:22:06,566 --> 00:22:09,299
然后就慢慢吞吞的说话

490
00:22:09,366 --> 00:22:13,866
反正我们被逼翻逼也不是一天两天了

491
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,466
我们可以像幼教老师一样说话

492
00:22:16,466 --> 00:22:19,366
然后说到开心的时候呢

493
00:22:19,366 --> 00:22:23,133
就问大家你们有没有这种感觉呢

494
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:25,166
然后大家就会在弹幕里举手

495
00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:28,733
我我我好好好好

496
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:31,066
这样就达到了我混时间

497
00:22:31,066 --> 00:22:32,766
同时休养生息的目的

498
00:22:32,766 --> 00:22:34,266
你愿意听这种直播吗

499
00:22:34,266 --> 00:22:36,333
我还是喜欢说话快快的

500
00:22:37,366 --> 00:22:39,733
姐姐主播的牌太少了

501
00:22:40,066 --> 00:22:41,533
晚安诺海

502
00:22:41,666 --> 00:22:43,799
没活快读小作文把我恨

503
00:22:45,366 --> 00:22:48,399
今天特意没读小作文没小作文骑手

504
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:51,133
然后不爱看小作文的人没有来

505
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:52,966
望天小作文骑手

506
00:22:52,966 --> 00:22:55,333
结果爱看小作文的人都

507
00:22:57,533 --> 00:22:59,566
兄弟们我们不发弹幕

508
00:22:59,566 --> 00:23:02,266
烟烟是不是就开始念那不对呀

509
00:23:02,366 --> 00:23:04,566
你要想你太小看我了

510
00:23:04,566 --> 00:23:07,866
主播当臭里面的日子还没没过去

511
00:23:07,866 --> 00:23:08,966
两个月呢

512
00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:11,566
对着弹幕空气编弹幕

513
00:23:11,566 --> 00:23:12,533
然后那个

514
00:23:13,466 --> 00:23:15,199
一条弹幕摁水20分钟

515
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:17,133
从天南发散到海北的功力

516
00:23:17,133 --> 00:23:18,166
还没丢呢

517
00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:21,966
你不会以为你不发弹幕我就没活了吧

518
00:23:22,366 --> 00:23:24,866
主播当年编弹幕编的比真的弹幕

519
00:23:24,866 --> 00:23:25,766
发的还要好

520
00:23:25,766 --> 00:23:27,799
好吧不信你问香草啊

521
00:23:28,266 --> 00:23:29,366
不信你问香草

522
00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:31,899
我也很急投了小作文之后就很急

523
00:23:31,900 --> 00:23:33,566
这就是大家的二项性啊

524
00:23:33,566 --> 00:23:34,466
就比如说

525
00:23:34,866 --> 00:23:36,799
你如果眉头小皱纹

526
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:39,733
小皱纹在你看来就是索然无味

527
00:23:39,866 --> 00:23:42,066
又不想看又觉得无聊

528
00:23:42,066 --> 00:23:45,333
看着主播一个接一个的向老师

529
00:23:45,333 --> 00:23:46,566
叫同学回答问题

530
00:23:46,566 --> 00:23:49,766
一样接到了很多很多的耶人小朋友啊

531
00:23:49,766 --> 00:23:50,899
你却清楚的知道

532
00:23:50,900 --> 00:23:53,066
这个里面没有你交上去的作业

533
00:23:53,366 --> 00:23:54,299
你就一边

534
00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:55,333
半打瞌睡

535
00:23:55,333 --> 00:23:57,599
半听着老师跟其他小朋友互动

536
00:23:57,666 --> 00:23:59,399
但你终于有一天

537
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:01,166
写了一篇精心完成的作业

538
00:24:01,166 --> 00:24:02,399
想给老师一个惊喜啊

539
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:05,000
因为不写作业的坏学生终于写了一个

540
00:24:05,133 --> 00:24:08,299
然后你就等着老师点评大家的作业啊

541
00:24:08,300 --> 00:24:09,666
从上课等到下课

542
00:24:09,666 --> 00:24:11,999
你发现老师这课没查作业

543
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,500
你整个人大失所望

544
00:24:15,533 --> 00:24:17,099
是不是这样的状态呢

545
00:24:19,766 --> 00:24:21,333
烟烟是摆件

546
00:24:21,366 --> 00:24:22,166
呃

547
00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:25,900
是摆件主播了但中间那个大可以去掉

548
00:24:25,966 --> 00:24:27,599
直播不是走流程啊

549
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:28,166
我不是啊

550
00:24:28,166 --> 00:24:30,266
烟烟怎么不试试用2D直播

551
00:24:30,266 --> 00:24:31,399
这就是2D啊

552
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:34,000
3D直播的话电脑效率跟不上

553
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,466
谢谢圣光的金币啊里嘎倒对了我们

554
00:24:38,100 --> 00:24:40,933
我们考完试要开水友哥回

555
00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:45,466
大家可以先把自己想唱的歌报给我

556
00:24:45,933 --> 00:24:47,699
私聊给我就可以

557
00:24:47,700 --> 00:24:49,666
或者是我在群里面开一个问卷

558
00:24:49,666 --> 00:24:52,466
然后大家听自己要唱什么歌这样子的

559
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:57,266
谢谢圣光的很多很多金币和泡泡糖

560
00:24:57,266 --> 00:24:58,166
阿力盖的

561
00:24:58,166 --> 00:25:01,666
最近没有活的原因是没有时间整活了

562
00:25:01,666 --> 00:25:02,899
有很多在

563
00:25:02,966 --> 00:25:04,766
呃直播内容策划之前

564
00:25:04,766 --> 00:25:07,066
可能还需要我完成的事情啊

565
00:25:07,266 --> 00:25:08,366
哼等你给我买大

566
00:25:08,366 --> 00:25:10,133
赛为什么3.1

567
00:25:10,133 --> 00:25:10,966
学习不好啊

568
00:25:10,966 --> 00:25:11,966
那肯定啊

569
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,400
谢谢复合型北极星的IC

570
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:16,333
阿里嘎达

571
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:21,200
被主播拿捏了呜哈哈

572
00:25:22,333 --> 00:25:23,566
主播也是猫是吧

573
00:25:23,566 --> 00:25:25,366
不对的错误的错误的

574
00:25:25,366 --> 00:25:27,566
你们是那个奶灵的汤姆吗

575
00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:29,533
但是主播是一只汤姆猫

576
00:25:29,533 --> 00:25:30,733
你们被主播拿捏了

577
00:25:30,733 --> 00:25:32,399
说明你们你们惯着主播啊

578
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:35,733
不是说明主播是坏你主播一点都不坏

579
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:37,866
主播没有

580
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,000
主播也不是天天双向奔赴啊

581
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,766
什么主播都编了些什么弹幕

582
00:25:41,766 --> 00:25:43,999
当然是以嫣嫣人的性格来编啊

583
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,966
嫣嫣人除非就是啊

584
00:25:46,166 --> 00:25:49,466
有一些可爱纯良逆天发病主播主播

585
00:25:49,466 --> 00:25:50,766
我要看雨刮器

586
00:25:50,766 --> 00:25:53,099
然后我就30秒转一次回音

587
00:25:53,100 --> 00:25:54,333
大漠的期待啊

588
00:25:54,333 --> 00:25:57,666
然后再就匣子9527攻击我

589
00:25:57,666 --> 00:25:59,333
然后大家纯粮的

590
00:25:59,333 --> 00:26:01,966
好好好好好大概就这样子了

591
00:26:03,100 --> 00:26:04,533
小作文没火上了

592
00:26:04,533 --> 00:26:07,933
你们写了挺多挺不错的东西的

593
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,933
刚才那个桥段好像刘唐老师

594
00:26:11,966 --> 00:26:13,466
我IP一直都可以的

595
00:26:13,466 --> 00:26:16,766
好吧本来我家里面人说你要不然

596
00:26:17,066 --> 00:26:18,566
你别出国留学了吧

597
00:26:18,566 --> 00:26:19,933
你到时候考个

598
00:26:20,333 --> 00:26:23,666
那个什么教师资格证考个师范大学

599
00:26:23,666 --> 00:26:24,866
你去当老师不好吗

600
00:26:24,866 --> 00:26:26,699
我说我啊救我啊

601
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:29,066
我自己都管不好我还管学生

602
00:26:29,966 --> 00:26:31,566
我天天不气一肚子火

603
00:26:31,566 --> 00:26:32,366
谢谢

604
00:26:33,166 --> 00:26:35,999
大康今天吃点红心的金币发发

605
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,266
感谢阿里嘎达

606
00:26:40,533 --> 00:26:43,133
现在有点弹幕回音有点慢了

607
00:26:43,133 --> 00:26:44,966
现场编一个弹幕发散一下

608
00:26:44,966 --> 00:26:46,366
主播念到弹幕

609
00:26:46,366 --> 00:26:49,266
今天这么少主播还念的这么慢

610
00:26:49,266 --> 00:26:50,699
说明主播已经在编了

611
00:26:50,700 --> 00:26:52,933
好吧主播已经已经在编了

612
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:57,866
3D去传接4D的开心可以直接发录音吗

613
00:26:57,966 --> 00:26:58,933
呃

614
00:26:59,533 --> 00:27:02,966
也可以但是这样可能就缺少了台

615
00:27:02,966 --> 00:27:04,999
下大家为你打call的激动

616
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:09,200
跟呃大家想给你基建的期待

617
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,133
不知道能否传递到你那里啊

618
00:27:11,133 --> 00:27:13,533
可能现场唱效果会好一些

619
00:27:13,533 --> 00:27:16,699
但是录音的话事故会少一些

620
00:27:16,700 --> 00:27:17,466
大家可以选择

621
00:27:17,466 --> 00:27:19,566
用现场或者录音的方式来

622
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,300
参与都可以的

623
00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:23,100
歌回

624
00:27:23,133 --> 00:27:23,733
呃

625
00:27:23,733 --> 00:27:26,466
呃如果不是明天开的话

626
00:27:26,466 --> 00:27:27,899
明天肯定来不及了

627
00:27:27,900 --> 00:27:30,733
那应该就是我我最后的那个

628
00:27:30,733 --> 00:27:33,066
从20号开始到

629
00:27:33,666 --> 00:27:37,799
21222324号我就不能直播了

630
00:27:37,900 --> 00:27:41,000
这四天应该都是有内容的企划

631
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,766
因为我考试之后才能做这些企划

632
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:46,200
20号刚刚考完对不起啊大伙

633
00:27:48,533 --> 00:27:49,099
怎么了

634
00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:50,366
5倍来组成弹幕

635
00:27:50,366 --> 00:27:52,999
好哎主播主播我要看雨刮器

636
00:27:53,466 --> 00:27:54,366
纯粮食吧

637
00:27:54,366 --> 00:27:56,599
谁要攻击你啊自我意识过剩了吧

638
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,266
除非把9527禁言了

639
00:27:58,266 --> 00:28:00,366
要不然他会一直想着攻击我的

640
00:28:00,666 --> 00:28:01,699
你好急

641
00:28:02,466 --> 00:28:03,899
你怎么这么急啊

642
00:28:03,900 --> 00:28:07,066
哎呀今天啊瞬息就跟我说的第一句话

643
00:28:07,066 --> 00:28:08,099
雨刮器好可爱

644
00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:08,700
爱了爱了

645
00:28:08,700 --> 00:28:09,500
阿里嘎达

646
00:28:10,366 --> 00:28:11,299
是食物链吗

647
00:28:11,300 --> 00:28:12,700
烟烟属于中间层

648
00:28:12,700 --> 00:28:14,166
烟烟人是食物链的底层

649
00:28:14,166 --> 00:28:16,999
那食物链的顶层是什么呀

650
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,700
你能不能教教我

651
00:28:19,533 --> 00:28:21,533
耶耶老师我要上厕所

652
00:28:26,900 --> 00:28:30,000
丫丫老师我要自己上厕所

653
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,533
宝宝巴士

654
00:28:36,133 --> 00:28:40,166
今天开始我要自己上厕所

655
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:44,566
爸爸妈妈你们不要小看我

656
00:28:44,966 --> 00:28:48,499
宝宝巴士教我上厕所秘

657
00:28:48,566 --> 00:28:50,266
开始你要自己上厕所啊

658
00:28:50,266 --> 00:28:52,199
香草你已经是个幼儿园大班的

659
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:53,600
成熟的小孩子了

660
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,800
你不可以再这样依赖燕燕老师啊

661
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,366
不对我不能说这么快

662
00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:59,666
香草你呢

663
00:28:59,666 --> 00:29:02,333
已经是一个幼儿园大班的

664
00:29:02,533 --> 00:29:04,133
成熟的孩子了

665
00:29:04,133 --> 00:29:05,099
所以说

666
00:29:05,366 --> 00:29:11,299
从今天开始你就要学会自己上厕所了

667
00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:13,399
相信你的爸爸和妈妈

668
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:16,166
一定都非常期待着这一天吧

669
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,266
快前面就是厕所门

670
00:29:18,266 --> 00:29:20,499
记得不要走到女厕所里去哦

671
00:29:20,566 --> 00:29:23,099
否则会有小妹妹

672
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,766
按着你的头把你扔进马桶里的

673
00:29:31,466 --> 00:29:33,166
你把家乐整自闭了

674
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:34,866
这不是我整的呀

675
00:29:35,066 --> 00:29:36,566
这哪是我整的

676
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:39,733
燕燕老师

677
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:41,700
香草抢我橡皮擦

678
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:44,133
香草你都已经3岁了

679
00:29:44,133 --> 00:29:46,799
怎么还能欺负其他的小朋友呢

680
00:29:47,100 --> 00:29:51,266
俗话说得好啊这个强者不能视强凌弱

681
00:29:51,266 --> 00:29:54,366
我们一定要跟圣光好好的相处

682
00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:58,366
两个人一起成为鸳鸯人幼儿园和谐

683
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:00,066
快乐的一员哦

684
00:30:00,100 --> 00:30:01,133
否则的话

685
00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:04,333
我就要告诉你的爸爸和妈妈啦

686
00:30:08,266 --> 00:30:09,966
happy幼儿园老师好累

687
00:30:09,966 --> 00:30:11,133
哈哈

688
00:30:11,133 --> 00:30:11,866
好累啊

689
00:30:11,866 --> 00:30:16,099
待会比happy耶耶的baby family还要累

690
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,533
录音吧你找女朋友唱

691
00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:22,599
你是想欣赏主播女粉女粉

692
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,066
卧槽女粉嫁给我

693
00:30:24,066 --> 00:30:25,666
然后你到时候甩出一张牌

694
00:30:25,666 --> 00:30:26,699
这是我的女朋友

695
00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:29,366
看着主播破房大哭的丑态

696
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,266
你觉得整个人赢了是吗

697
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:35,933
哪天帮我修这个的来了

698
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,133
你上去两只老虎好啊

699
00:30:38,133 --> 00:30:40,933
我喜欢能改成两只娘娘了

700
00:30:41,666 --> 00:30:43,066
欢迎逗比晚上好

701
00:30:43,066 --> 00:30:44,099
主播我明天考试

702
00:30:44,100 --> 00:30:45,700
所以你能祝我找到女朋友吗

703
00:30:45,700 --> 00:30:48,266
希望你在考场上作弊的时候呢

704
00:30:48,266 --> 00:30:52,333
然后跟那个一抬头跟老师两眼相对

705
00:30:52,333 --> 00:30:54,966
四目相对之间你们擦出了爱的火花

706
00:30:55,100 --> 00:30:57,866
然后老师把你的这个

707
00:30:58,666 --> 00:31:00,366
你押到了教务处把你的

708
00:31:00,366 --> 00:31:01,899
学籍吊销了之后

709
00:31:02,133 --> 00:31:02,733
宣布

710
00:31:02,733 --> 00:31:05,866
你成为了他家专属的这个小白脸啊

711
00:31:06,300 --> 00:31:08,100
然后你成功入住了他家

712
00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:08,766
从此再

713
00:31:08,766 --> 00:31:11,499
也没有考试跟上学还有工作的烦恼

714
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,866
这样简直就是一举多得啊

715
00:31:16,666 --> 00:31:19,133
球队的顶层是轻舞飞扬正确的

716
00:31:19,133 --> 00:31:20,366
但是他今天呢

717
00:31:20,466 --> 00:31:21,933
今天他不会管我

718
00:31:21,933 --> 00:31:23,133
今天我们是

719
00:31:23,766 --> 00:31:26,866
直播间的王因为他在楼下画画呢

720
00:31:26,933 --> 00:31:29,499
他每次画画的时候非常的安静啊

721
00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:32,900
就像是呃这个笔可能有点不太礼貌

722
00:31:32,900 --> 00:31:34,700
但是我真的想不到更好的笔了

723
00:31:34,700 --> 00:31:35,400
所以说不要车

724
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:39,766
我就是像哭的小孩子碰到了奶瓶一样

725
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:42,300
他就什么都不想

726
00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:44,133
就画完才会才会睡觉的

727
00:31:44,133 --> 00:31:44,966
哥哥可不是

728
00:31:44,966 --> 00:31:46,466
你的鱼可还行

729
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,500
烟烟没直播过游戏吗

730
00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:50,500
很快就要播了

731
00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:52,766
我一直都说要要播厨房模拟器啊

732
00:31:52,766 --> 00:31:53,766
但是一直都没播

733
00:31:53,766 --> 00:31:54,166
为什么

734
00:31:54,166 --> 00:31:57,299
因为我在考试期间是不可以玩游戏的

735
00:31:57,300 --> 00:31:58,333
一玩就会上瘾

736
00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:01,299
我今天打开换台已经是破戒了

737
00:32:02,300 --> 00:32:04,066
晚上好才会

738
00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:07,266
逆天

739
00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:08,966
好可怕的幼儿园

740
00:32:09,300 --> 00:32:11,133
你三岁开始拉板车

741
00:32:11,133 --> 00:32:13,333
我找女儿怎么当童工啊

742
00:32:15,466 --> 00:32:17,699
叶叶老师我知道错了对不起

743
00:32:17,700 --> 00:32:18,933
好好

744
00:32:19,700 --> 00:32:20,800
要我试穿

745
00:32:22,166 --> 00:32:23,333
你可以告诉女粉

746
00:32:23,333 --> 00:32:23,866
哎

747
00:32:23,866 --> 00:32:27,366
圣光哥他们都说圣光唱女生特别厉害

748
00:32:27,366 --> 00:32:28,766
是真的还是假的呀

749
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,333
好阳间的祝福

750
00:32:31,100 --> 00:32:35,100
2只圆圆两只圆圆

751
00:32:35,100 --> 00:32:38,400
跑得快跑得快

752
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:44,100
一只直播摆烂

753
00:32:44,100 --> 00:32:45,900
一只天天请假

754
00:32:45,900 --> 00:32:49,066
真奇怪真奇怪

755
00:32:52,866 --> 00:32:54,466
换新大脑开始玩游戏

756
00:32:54,466 --> 00:32:57,666
开吧我们的性格是是不会玩游戏的

757
00:32:57,666 --> 00:33:01,299
就有一种可能性是我我

758
00:33:02,533 --> 00:33:04,299
我其实玩游戏太菜了

759
00:33:04,300 --> 00:33:05,400
不愿意暴露给你们

760
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,100
我才我才用那什么的

761
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:08,733
你要睡觉了吗

762
00:33:11,933 --> 00:33:13,066
我开着呢

763
00:33:13,066 --> 00:33:14,366
我刚开

764
00:33:15,666 --> 00:33:16,799
我刚开

765
00:33:18,366 --> 00:33:20,566
嗯嗯嗯嗯

766
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,700
不用了不用了

767
00:33:24,866 --> 00:33:26,099
不用了

768
00:33:26,100 --> 00:33:28,133
我自己来啊

769
00:33:28,900 --> 00:33:29,966
我吃吃

770
00:33:35,066 --> 00:33:36,366
同学合适吗

771
00:33:43,533 --> 00:33:44,899
我自己来

772
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,400
好拜拜

773
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:51,166
你一会要期末考试的

774
00:33:51,266 --> 00:33:53,166
我知道我跟他们说了

775
00:33:54,466 --> 00:33:57,266
拜拜你画画的时候我睡了

776
00:33:57,266 --> 00:33:58,199
拜拜

777
00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:05,300
他的奶怎么这么快就喝完了

778
00:34:07,733 --> 00:34:10,099
主播也是不玩游戏会水平畅饮

779
00:34:10,100 --> 00:34:12,966
以后给手机定个那个森林啊

780
00:34:12,966 --> 00:34:13,933
我也去撞树

781
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,333
土豆大块的离谱

782
00:34:17,466 --> 00:34:18,999
就外面的咖喱土豆

783
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,066
土豆都特别难吃我不知道为什么

784
00:34:21,066 --> 00:34:22,899
圣光姐姐那挺好的

785
00:34:23,066 --> 00:34:24,799
想摆就玩游戏

786
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:31,333
他干嘛呀非要给我拉窗帘生气了

787
00:34:32,900 --> 00:34:34,100
生气了

788
00:34:36,066 --> 00:34:38,266
我不是一会期末考试我澄清一下

789
00:34:38,266 --> 00:34:40,599
明天明天早上

790
00:34:43,700 --> 00:34:44,700
我就是直播

791
00:34:44,700 --> 00:34:46,600
这样玩好使

792
00:34:47,766 --> 00:34:49,199
耶也好使

793
00:34:50,866 --> 00:34:51,699
嗯

794
00:34:52,166 --> 00:34:53,799
主播打算玩换塔不

795
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,800
我捏完了脸了但是呃

796
00:34:57,566 --> 00:34:59,366
想象评价一下换塔吧

797
00:34:59,366 --> 00:35:01,133
有没有人玩过换塔的内测

798
00:35:01,133 --> 00:35:03,599
给我推荐一下这东西到底能不能玩啊

799
00:35:03,733 --> 00:35:05,666
我听他们说了一个比一个离谱

800
00:35:05,666 --> 00:35:07,466
什么世界boss公会战

801
00:35:07,466 --> 00:35:09,599
然后普通不充钱的玩家

802
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:10,933
被那个充钱的玩家

803
00:35:10,933 --> 00:35:11,999
当红名NPC

804
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,133
乱杀滚服然后半个月之后

805
00:35:15,533 --> 00:35:17,666
唠服能不能剩50人都不知道

806
00:35:17,666 --> 00:35:19,266
这这都太夸张了吧

807
00:35:19,266 --> 00:35:20,766
有没有真的玩过这个游戏的

808
00:35:20,766 --> 00:35:22,066
说说游戏性呗

809
00:35:22,266 --> 00:35:24,166
能玩能玩是什么评价

810
00:35:24,566 --> 00:35:26,399
快把窗帘拉开

811
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:28,900
我看不到音乐可以玩

812
00:35:28,900 --> 00:35:30,100
那好玩吗

813
00:35:31,500 --> 00:35:32,066
啊对了

814
00:35:32,066 --> 00:35:34,333
大家能不能帮我看一眼我们今天

815
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,266
我们今天那个BOS是不

816
00:35:36,266 --> 00:35:37,766
是要淘汰了呀

817
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,533
我们今天BOS是不是要淘汰了

818
00:35:43,100 --> 00:35:44,666
主播玩下达传说吧

819
00:35:44,666 --> 00:35:46,166
主播没采集卡

820
00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:48,766
所以就在大猫那边放着呢

821
00:35:48,766 --> 00:35:51,066
本来他一开始不喜欢我玩游戏的

822
00:35:51,100 --> 00:35:53,333
后面有一次坐长途的飞机

823
00:35:53,333 --> 00:35:55,333
我就拿出来拿动心钓鱼

824
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:59,800
他说哎这是什么呀让我玩玩让我玩玩

825
00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:01,333
然后我就教他钓鱼

826
00:36:02,466 --> 00:36:04,933
他把从那个鲨鱼到鲈鱼的鱼

827
00:36:04,933 --> 00:36:06,799
那四个小时他掉了一个遍啊

828
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:07,766
之后就

829
00:36:08,533 --> 00:36:10,899
就一直放在他那个屋子里面了

830
00:36:10,900 --> 00:36:12,333
就不在我这了

831
00:36:13,133 --> 00:36:14,599
谢谢重音的催养

832
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:15,900
活力啊力量到了

833
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:22,700
M O R p t网游是手游不太介意

834
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,400
操作有点怪画质不如原声

835
00:36:25,700 --> 00:36:27,333
你捏了个克勤

836
00:36:28,700 --> 00:36:29,866
不知道有破多少

837
00:36:29,866 --> 00:36:30,733
没钱就爬

838
00:36:30,733 --> 00:36:31,733
真的假的

839
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:35,266
打卡暂时安全安全就行安全就行

840
00:36:35,266 --> 00:36:36,533
不许掉啊

841
00:36:36,533 --> 00:36:37,866
迷路迷路迷路迷路

842
00:36:37,866 --> 00:36:38,799
不许掉啊

843
00:36:39,733 --> 00:36:40,966
30米暂时安全

844
00:36:40,966 --> 00:36:42,299
那行那OK

845
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,200
把天津喊过来

846
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,933
没有喊我爹也没有那个什么

847
00:36:46,933 --> 00:36:47,333
我觉得

848
00:36:47,333 --> 00:36:49,899
我们大大概率是走不到下一轮的

849
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:53,533
我们我们大概率是走不到下一轮的

850
00:36:53,533 --> 00:36:55,599
如果说你在现在的虚拟区里面

851
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:57,900
拎出16个比较厉害的主播

852
00:36:57,900 --> 00:36:59,333
你觉得会有我一个吗

853
00:36:59,333 --> 00:37:00,699
那肯定没有啊

854
00:37:01,700 --> 00:37:04,200
非洲我们其实能进前50啊

855
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:06,466
能做到现在接近呃

856
00:37:07,533 --> 00:37:09,766
40多名 30多名这个程度

857
00:37:09,766 --> 00:37:11,733
我已经非常的心满意足了

858
00:37:11,733 --> 00:37:14,766
我要我要提前宣布退场感言了

859
00:37:14,766 --> 00:37:16,999
这个这个我已经很心满意足了

860
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:17,866
只能说

861
00:37:22,466 --> 00:37:24,366
主播教小孩钓鱼

862
00:37:24,366 --> 00:37:28,099
没有他是我妈妈我教他钓鱼怎么了

863
00:37:28,900 --> 00:37:31,066
整天见你的鼻子还是够的

864
00:37:31,066 --> 00:37:31,866
来了

865
00:37:32,933 --> 00:37:36,299
我操你们这你们喊喊周老爷过来是吗

866
00:37:38,266 --> 00:37:38,999
欢迎舅姥爷

867
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:42,066
晚上好对了我给你写了贺卡

868
00:37:42,066 --> 00:37:42,799
我给你写了

869
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:44,666
卡我先写了天顶了

870
00:37:44,666 --> 00:37:47,566
然后写了你的然后发现我的字太丑了

871
00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:50,299
这两张就都被我扔了

872
00:37:51,066 --> 00:37:54,066
你要不要那个写废了的卡呀

873
00:37:57,133 --> 00:37:58,599
没有这么一回事啊

874
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:00,333
纯粮皇家骑士

875
00:38:00,333 --> 00:38:01,599
要我感恩超海

876
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:03,800
我简直怀疑你叛变的程度啊

877
00:38:04,333 --> 00:38:07,066
2021年的BLS特别都有哪些人呢

878
00:38:07,066 --> 00:38:10,766
我只能说呃BLS这个东西每年的第

879
00:38:10,966 --> 00:38:12,533
一次是都进了

880
00:38:13,133 --> 00:38:15,699
但我真不知道今年的第一会是谁啊

881
00:38:15,700 --> 00:38:17,500
大家觉得今年第一会是谁啊

882
00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:20,333
这种斗虫活动第一的话要么就是

883
00:38:20,533 --> 00:38:23,333
有特别高的群众基础要么就是特别

884
00:38:25,166 --> 00:38:27,699
石油佬特别厉害总不会有人

885
00:38:27,733 --> 00:38:30,499
公会公道公道那么厉害吧

886
00:38:30,666 --> 00:38:32,966
谢谢圣光暖心阿力盖头

887
00:38:34,166 --> 00:38:36,499
什么经济型喵娘啊

888
00:38:36,933 --> 00:38:37,733
喵

889
00:38:38,466 --> 00:38:40,966
喵喵

890
00:38:41,866 --> 00:38:42,666
喵

891
00:38:43,366 --> 00:38:45,966
喵喵喵喵

892
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:47,466
喵

893
00:38:48,266 --> 00:38:49,499
喵

894
00:38:52,266 --> 00:38:53,899
上官来西亚阿里亚的

895
00:38:53,900 --> 00:38:55,766
我第一个把主播拎出来

896
00:38:55,766 --> 00:38:56,933
第一个拎出来淘汰吧

897
00:38:56,933 --> 00:38:58,199
谢谢郑莱的礼物

898
00:38:58,200 --> 00:38:58,900
范范感谢

899
00:38:58,900 --> 00:39:01,866
谢谢郑莱的5个聚光灯5个粉玫瑰

900
00:39:01,866 --> 00:39:04,599
5个粉玫瑰5个聚光灯范范感谢

901
00:39:04,666 --> 00:39:05,699
阿里亚德

902
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:08,666
什么经典五五开环节

903
00:39:10,333 --> 00:39:11,399
写了多少呀

904
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:13,933
我我写废了这两张之后

905
00:39:13,933 --> 00:39:17,266
其实因为写的挺烂的嘛

906
00:39:17,266 --> 00:39:20,099
我是先写的什么我写了

907
00:39:23,566 --> 00:39:25,333
我从我从上往下写的

908
00:39:25,333 --> 00:39:27,366
我写了5张天顶这些呢

909
00:39:27,366 --> 00:39:28,199
全写废了

910
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,966
又写了两张重要人的全写废了

911
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:32,533
我就知道

912
00:39:32,533 --> 00:39:34,733
我今天好像不太适合写中文啊

913
00:39:34,733 --> 00:39:37,999
我就签了150张的那个咪呀

914
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:42,933
在背面的右下角签了150个金字密啊

915
00:39:42,933 --> 00:39:44,499
今天就写到这

916
00:39:45,333 --> 00:39:47,366
我的尿还没有往下写呢

917
00:39:48,266 --> 00:39:50,366
还没有征集大家的名字啊

918
00:39:50,366 --> 00:39:52,133
我只是先试写一下

919
00:39:53,666 --> 00:39:55,866
加盐怎么加盐了

920
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:56,700
我舒服了

921
00:39:56,700 --> 00:39:58,766
SC的正确用法可爱性

922
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,000
帮大忙了

923
00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:04,100
什么呀兄弟们对IC的理

924
00:40:04,100 --> 00:40:05,333
解差我一大截

925
00:40:06,500 --> 00:40:08,966
学会了的给宠都跟老头都来了

926
00:40:08,966 --> 00:40:10,599
没钱娘娘了是吧

927
00:40:11,666 --> 00:40:14,333
因为今天写废了觉得中文写的不好

928
00:40:14,333 --> 00:40:16,333
打算这两天练一下然后再写了

929
00:40:16,333 --> 00:40:18,466
觉得不好看白兰行为

930
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:21,166
没有我给你们看一下

931
00:40:21,166 --> 00:40:23,666
写出来很漂亮的主播立崩了

932
00:40:23,666 --> 00:40:24,933
理解一下

933
00:40:25,466 --> 00:40:26,366
给你看啊

934
00:40:45,166 --> 00:40:46,666
看这显出来的效果

935
00:40:46,666 --> 00:40:48,566
明明是挺好的嘛

936
00:40:49,166 --> 00:40:51,133
你怎么能吃了我呢

937
00:40:51,166 --> 00:40:52,933
你怎么能吃了我呢

938
00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:56,166
这两天没用的放弃吧

939
00:40:56,166 --> 00:40:58,899
主要是这个笔太粗了特别特别的粗

940
00:40:58,900 --> 00:41:02,333
我当时错了我应该买一根那个

941
00:41:02,700 --> 00:41:05,266
两 2毫米的跟一根0.7的

942
00:41:05,266 --> 00:41:07,666
结果我在想0.7会不会太不显眼了

943
00:41:07,666 --> 00:41:08,666
我就买了什么

944
00:41:08,733 --> 00:41:10,999
我买了一根1.0的

945
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:14,700
这个1.0的写字特别特别的不舒服

946
00:41:14,700 --> 00:41:15,333
而且

947
00:41:15,333 --> 00:41:18,666
有的时候我甩笔还会把笔头甩出去

948
00:41:19,266 --> 00:41:21,266
我穿的裙子上面已经

949
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,466
我穿的裙子上面已经

950
00:41:27,366 --> 00:41:29,066
三四个油漆到了

951
00:41:29,066 --> 00:41:30,399
不要告诉大猫

952
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:31,966
那个东西洗不掉的

953
00:41:32,133 --> 00:41:34,266
欢迎福佑欢迎一语红尘

954
00:41:34,333 --> 00:41:36,066
主播就是猫啊喵

955
00:41:36,933 --> 00:41:37,933
为什么不写我的

956
00:41:37,933 --> 00:41:40,566
我是阿拉伯数字啊你这要写一半啊

957
00:41:41,266 --> 00:41:44,166
小九啊你要写一半是吧小九啊

958
00:41:44,166 --> 00:41:46,999
小学生字体就是小学生字体啊

959
00:41:47,533 --> 00:41:49,199
你你不满意吗

960
00:41:49,300 --> 00:41:51,933
不整个话题呵呵写字不行

961
00:41:53,933 --> 00:41:55,966
那你说你要不要就得了

962
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:57,700
你要不要啊

963
00:41:57,700 --> 00:42:00,300
哪种都提到腹地的练手

964
00:42:00,500 --> 00:42:01,766
那我拿这场练手

965
00:42:01,766 --> 00:42:04,466
大家要开始发现ISQ倒有一手

966
00:42:04,466 --> 00:42:06,733
哪来的ISQ啊那

967
00:42:08,533 --> 00:42:10,299
直接按爪印吧

968
00:42:11,966 --> 00:42:15,066
无字不写就挺漂亮的嘛

969
00:42:15,066 --> 00:42:16,499
虽然这个漂亮有九成

970
00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:19,400
99%的这个都是卡本身漂亮

971
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:20,733
但是米燕密啊

972
00:42:20,733 --> 00:42:22,799
写的字难道就没有为这个卡

973
00:42:22,866 --> 00:42:24,866
增添1%的光彩吗

974
00:42:24,866 --> 00:42:25,799
我问你

975
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:29,466
我能让朋友增添1%的光彩吗

976
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:36,266
主播大赋予没有啊

977
00:42:36,266 --> 00:42:38,666
你写的好那肯定要我写的不好啊

978
00:42:38,666 --> 00:42:41,066
如果大家觉得我的字不好看的话

979
00:42:41,166 --> 00:42:42,166
你们可以什么呀

980
00:42:42,266 --> 00:42:43,933
可以备注一下

981
00:42:44,100 --> 00:42:47,266
不写你们的名字就只写我的名字

982
00:42:47,266 --> 00:42:48,966
这样写的就特别漂亮的

983
00:42:49,733 --> 00:42:53,466
写你们的名字就就不太好看

984
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:57,866
我我的字写的确实挺贴了

985
00:42:58,100 --> 00:43:00,166
确实增添了一个新的颜色

986
00:43:00,166 --> 00:43:01,399
金色是吧

987
00:43:03,566 --> 00:43:05,966
物理意义上的增添了一个新的颜色

988
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:22,766
只会写自己名字的线吗

989
00:43:22,766 --> 00:43:23,699
那我自己的名字

990
00:43:23,700 --> 00:43:25,900
我都写了那么那么多遍了

991
00:43:27,500 --> 00:43:30,166
我自己的名字都写了那么多遍了

992
00:43:30,166 --> 00:43:32,266
穿起来这个笔真的挺好玩的

993
00:43:32,266 --> 00:43:35,166
虽然他既不好用又不容易下水

994
00:43:35,166 --> 00:43:37,366
但他真的挺挺有意思的

995
00:43:38,700 --> 00:43:41,733
当时妈妈在边上看我写名字他说

996
00:43:42,100 --> 00:43:44,800
你好像那个偶像签售会

997
00:43:45,100 --> 00:43:46,466
给大家来签名的

998
00:43:46,466 --> 00:43:47,499
我说是啊

999
00:43:47,766 --> 00:43:49,966
还要握手呢你要跟我握手吗

1000
00:43:49,966 --> 00:43:53,399
然后他激动的抓着我的手抓了5分钟

1001
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:56,166
主播为什么是金色记号笔

1002
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:58,733
你的角度

1003
00:43:59,166 --> 00:44:02,366
呃我我想评价你为你

1004
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,133
你今天唯一的好活了

1005
00:44:04,133 --> 00:44:05,766
我可以提前给你下定了

1006
00:44:06,133 --> 00:44:09,199
呃匣子在2021年12月15号

1007
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:11,266
唯一的一个攻击性好活

1008
00:44:12,566 --> 00:44:14,566
主播你知道茴香豆的葵

1009
00:44:14,566 --> 00:44:15,899
有几种不同的写法吗

1010
00:44:15,900 --> 00:44:17,900
我知道4种但是我不会写

1011
00:44:19,533 --> 00:44:21,299
小偶像跟你握手

1012
00:44:21,466 --> 00:44:25,266
快进到主播大价钱购入力反馈手套

1013
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:30,900
主播主播即将大价钱扣日历反馈手套

1014
00:44:30,900 --> 00:44:32,266
谢谢DR勇士的关注

1015
00:44:32,266 --> 00:44:33,199
非常感谢

1016
00:44:36,333 --> 00:44:38,266
还有就是我收到了很多

1017
00:44:38,566 --> 00:44:39,933
那个要求啊

1018
00:44:39,933 --> 00:44:43,133
也不是要求就是收到了一些许愿

1019
00:44:43,133 --> 00:44:45,766
许愿说以后能不能在这个

1020
00:44:45,766 --> 00:44:47,999
卡片上画一个什么

1021
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:52,666
小螃蟹画一个小画之类的

1022
00:44:52,666 --> 00:44:53,499
我只能说

1023
00:44:54,366 --> 00:44:56,566
你们太神话主播了

1024
00:44:56,566 --> 00:44:57,366
主播

1025
00:44:57,933 --> 00:45:00,999
要是能画也不至于在这直播是吧

1026
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,133
主播就买个板

1027
00:45:02,133 --> 00:45:03,966
子给大家直播画画了

1028
00:45:03,966 --> 00:45:06,099
好歹有个坛子

1029
00:45:06,966 --> 00:45:08,333
哥们不会卡了吧

1030
00:45:08,333 --> 00:45:11,199
没有我刚才手里攥着我这些

1031
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,266
写废了的卡纸

1032
00:45:13,266 --> 00:45:16,166
我现在手里拽着5张卡就五张卡上面

1033
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:18,466
三张写着天底之星

1034
00:45:18,466 --> 00:45:19,899
两张写着无敌郑老爷

1035
00:45:19,900 --> 00:45:21,800
我在欣赏我自己的字呢

1036
00:45:22,166 --> 00:45:23,266
这才摆动的时候

1037
00:45:23,266 --> 00:45:25,399
会把面部手机那个摄像头遮住

1038
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,333
然后刚才就可能卡了一下

1039
00:45:27,700 --> 00:45:30,766
主播我也累了你自己编一会吧

1040
00:45:30,766 --> 00:45:30,999
主播

1041
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,400
可以在明信片上画一个蒙娜丽莎吗

1042
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:36,533
有啊有的明信片背面的樱花是我

1043
00:45:36,666 --> 00:45:38,866
你初次来22894962的时候

1044
00:45:38,866 --> 00:45:40,566
有没有觉得你去那个

1045
00:45:40,566 --> 00:45:41,933
罗浮宫已经没有意义啊

1046
00:45:41,933 --> 00:45:43,866
因为你读书于你的蒙娜丽莎

1047
00:45:43,866 --> 00:45:45,266
你已经在这里遇见了

1048
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:48,766
气了救不了你放弃吧

1049
00:45:48,766 --> 00:45:49,866
有点困

1050
00:45:50,966 --> 00:45:53,466
没有弹幕今天不知道为什么没弹幕

1051
00:45:58,266 --> 00:46:00,666
免费的给你两两百如果大家愿意的话

1052
00:46:00,666 --> 00:46:03,266
写写就是各自写废了

1053
00:46:03,666 --> 00:46:05,866
写你那张写废了多少版的话

1054
00:46:05,866 --> 00:46:07,066
可能就会都寄给你

1055
00:46:07,066 --> 00:46:09,199
但是我觉得这样太白赖了于是呢

1056
00:46:09,366 --> 00:46:12,266
呃目前没有人跟我打招呼

1057
00:46:12,266 --> 00:46:13,599
所以就天底之星

1058
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:16,000
写废的这几百全都寄给天底之星

1059
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,700
剩下的大家跟我打招呼我再捡

1060
00:46:20,866 --> 00:46:24,599
天呐你好会天呐你画的好尬

1061
00:46:25,166 --> 00:46:27,333
主播一直都记得房间号啊

1062
00:46:27,366 --> 00:46:29,599
换塔捏人黑天

1063
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:32,200
原来我这次直播开播

1064
00:46:32,333 --> 00:46:33,533
宣传换塔捏人

1065
00:46:33,533 --> 00:46:34,199
竟然把自己

1066
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:35,900
宣传到一个没有弹幕的境界

1067
00:46:35,900 --> 00:46:37,166
我真是两眼一黑

1068
00:46:37,666 --> 00:46:39,133
小孩子攻击性好强啊

1069
00:46:39,133 --> 00:46:40,266
今天那不一样的

1070
00:46:40,266 --> 00:46:42,499
那是因为今天都没有别的弹幕了

1071
00:46:43,366 --> 00:46:46,333
如果说一根针插在了一堆海绵里面

1072
00:46:46,333 --> 00:46:47,899
你不会觉得这根针很显眼

1073
00:46:47,900 --> 00:46:49,900
但如果今天海绵都白烂了

1074
00:46:50,466 --> 00:46:52,199
这个地上就只剩一根针

1075
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,900
那他就特别特别的显眼了你说对吗

1076
00:46:55,266 --> 00:46:57,099
打招呼让我显肺是吧

1077
00:46:57,100 --> 00:46:58,366
叫攻击力强

1078
00:46:59,133 --> 00:47:02,399
主播可以把我的拖鞋费几张发给我吗

1079
00:47:02,533 --> 00:47:03,666
说谁家

1080
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:08,566
哎你这个人真是心里有攻击

1081
00:47:08,566 --> 00:47:10,133
然后嘴上自有攻击是吧

1082
00:47:10,133 --> 00:47:11,666
没见过攻击力是吧

1083
00:47:11,666 --> 00:47:13,366
眼睛要开火了是吧

1084
00:47:13,966 --> 00:47:15,499
害怕了黑呀

1085
00:47:17,733 --> 00:47:19,066
你们都在等小作文呢

1086
00:47:19,066 --> 00:47:20,899
怎么今天都是等小作文的

1087
00:47:20,900 --> 00:47:21,933
往天都是黑呀

1088
00:47:21,933 --> 00:47:23,099
真没人爱看

1089
00:47:23,133 --> 00:47:24,933
今天不念了反而都是等的

1090
00:47:24,933 --> 00:47:26,133
你们是等m对吧

1091
00:47:26,133 --> 00:47:29,133
嘴上说着不要心里却很喜欢

1092
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:31,200
能不能诚实一点啊

1093
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:32,600
那能不能坦诚一点啊

1094
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:34,466
跟我有什么好傲娇的

1095
00:47:34,700 --> 00:47:36,866
就玩那道口是心非啊

1096
00:47:36,866 --> 00:47:38,699
只能说小作文真被人爱看

1097
00:47:38,700 --> 00:47:40,333
主播又来打感情牌了

1098
00:47:40,333 --> 00:47:42,933
哎主播养嘎吃的手段罢了

1099
00:47:42,933 --> 00:47:44,099
然后今天吧

1100
00:47:44,300 --> 00:47:44,766
你想

1101
00:47:44,766 --> 00:47:47,599
主播想着顺从一下大家不念小作文

1102
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:50,500
结果大家反而这么期待小作文的环节

1103
00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:52,066
到底是怎么回事呢

1104
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:58,966
因为很急因为也太急了吧

1105
00:47:58,966 --> 00:48:02,066
主播怎么一没弹幕就全是真

1106
00:48:02,066 --> 00:48:03,866
和那个什么的乱火

1107
00:48:03,866 --> 00:48:05,399
我都没想到啊

1108
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:07,666
你怎么想到这方面的

1109
00:48:07,666 --> 00:48:10,266
不管热水器是不是不会直播了呀

1110
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:11,400
我只能说

1111
00:48:11,533 --> 00:48:13,933
你只看到别人眼中有刺

1112
00:48:13,933 --> 00:48:16,099
你有没有看到自己心中有良木啊

1113
00:48:16,766 --> 00:48:18,866
你看到自己心中有良木了吗

1114
00:48:19,333 --> 00:48:20,466
欢迎花期

1115
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,866
主播不要揭穿烟人害羞

1116
00:48:22,866 --> 00:48:25,799
才不是特意给你写的呢你爱念不念吧

1117
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:27,366
我都能感觉到大家那个

1118
00:48:28,466 --> 00:48:30,399
才不是特意给你写的呢

1119
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:33,366
嗯你爱念不念吧哼

1120
00:48:35,066 --> 00:48:35,999
就这种感觉

1121
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,266
你们现在就是这种感觉

1122
00:48:37,266 --> 00:48:38,499
嗯哼

1123
00:48:40,966 --> 00:48:43,733
那边是我没整理啊

1124
00:48:43,733 --> 00:48:45,466
但是我今天没整理啊

1125
00:48:46,733 --> 00:48:49,333
大家都写的都在期待老师的表扬

1126
00:48:49,333 --> 00:48:50,699
这下两幕了

1127
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:54,533
我写的作文火很

1128
00:48:54,533 --> 00:48:55,333
嗯

1129
00:48:56,366 --> 00:48:58,766
你的很嗯我

1130
00:48:58,766 --> 00:49:00,299
快点读是吧

1131
00:49:00,300 --> 00:49:02,300
那让我来看一下我今天

1132
00:49:02,300 --> 00:49:03,366
那就当成

1133
00:49:03,666 --> 00:49:06,966
呃无准备的现场投稿巧做人回来

1134
00:49:06,966 --> 00:49:08,599
只不过你们是有准备的

1135
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:10,466
但是我是没有准备的

1136
00:49:13,333 --> 00:49:15,299
那我现场挑一下吧

1137
00:49:18,533 --> 00:49:21,333
我不知道我没办法精确的挑出来

1138
00:49:21,333 --> 00:49:23,166
大家的小作文让我看一眼

1139
00:49:23,166 --> 00:49:24,066
你投了台词

1140
00:49:24,066 --> 00:49:25,999
台词今天是不会念的

1141
00:49:26,333 --> 00:49:28,399
他们只是一些呃

1142
00:49:29,333 --> 00:49:31,166
嗯没有

1143
00:49:31,266 --> 00:49:34,199
没有按照我的要求来投稿的人

1144
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,000
其实有些呃

1145
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,133
这什么呀

1146
00:49:45,133 --> 00:49:46,466
这写的什么呀

1147
00:49:46,466 --> 00:49:49,699
这都是青春伤透文学短篇

1148
00:49:50,266 --> 00:49:51,966
你咋写的这多呢

1149
00:49:51,966 --> 00:49:53,666
我朝两个屏幕

1150
00:49:53,666 --> 00:49:54,966
你好厉害啊

1151
00:49:55,700 --> 00:49:57,400
会计的真的也爱看

1152
00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:59,666
怂了背上发麻了

1153
00:50:00,100 --> 00:50:02,866
我我我也挺好奇的

1154
00:50:12,700 --> 00:50:15,166
我看到了复合型北极星的小作文

1155
00:50:15,166 --> 00:50:17,666
怎么有人同匿名信箱还会

1156
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:20,766
还会标上自己的名字的

1157
00:50:26,066 --> 00:50:28,066
谁在小作文里写

1158
00:50:28,566 --> 00:50:31,133
一股带着暗香的轻烟

1159
00:50:31,133 --> 00:50:33,566
悄然是要在我的耳边

1160
00:50:33,566 --> 00:50:35,466
这应该不是香草写的吧

1161
00:50:35,466 --> 00:50:37,799
香草写的话未免有点呃呃

1162
00:50:41,733 --> 00:50:44,999
还有人搞了一个曾经已经搞过的烂活

1163
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,333
搞过很多遍了

1164
00:50:46,500 --> 00:50:48,600
我强烈建议大家去看一看

1165
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:49,666
在投小作文之前

1166
00:50:49,666 --> 00:50:52,099
去看一看我的那个切片投稿

1167
00:50:52,133 --> 00:50:54,266
什么你们谁投的

1168
00:50:54,300 --> 00:50:54,766
是

1169
00:50:54,766 --> 00:50:57,066
是的我想看耶人的小作文

1170
00:50:57,066 --> 00:50:59,266
我真的想看很多耶人的小作文

1171
00:50:59,266 --> 00:51:00,699
你们谁投的这个啊

1172
00:51:00,900 --> 00:51:02,600
你们是不是没看过我的切片啊

1173
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:03,933
你们打回去看那个

1174
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:05,800
除了香草剪的那个

1175
00:51:05,866 --> 00:51:08,366
播放最低的就一字不差都是这个

1176
00:51:08,366 --> 00:51:09,466
你都没看过我的切片

1177
00:51:09,466 --> 00:51:10,699
你就给我偷小作文

1178
00:51:10,733 --> 00:51:11,766
我要生气了

1179
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:18,533
还记得什么时候跟5倍结婚吗

1180
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:20,400
好像是你写的我记得

1181
00:51:26,100 --> 00:51:27,800
掉人呗一会没掉

1182
00:51:29,166 --> 00:51:30,599
因为怎么一直在眨眼

1183
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:32,466
我我我的眼神在往下看

1184
00:51:32,466 --> 00:51:34,766
我在选今天能念的你们就

1185
00:51:34,766 --> 00:51:35,999
想听就好这口

1186
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:37,400
那没办法我只能

1187
00:51:37,666 --> 00:51:39,599
我只能恭敬不如从命啊

1188
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:43,300
正经人谁看我前面

1189
00:51:43,300 --> 00:51:44,766
正经人都看我播放

1190
00:51:44,766 --> 00:51:45,566
真的

1191
00:51:45,733 --> 00:51:47,899
我没了我偷了别的没偷

1192
00:51:47,900 --> 00:51:48,933
抢作文呢

1193
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:51,800
我看了一下好像

1194
00:51:53,500 --> 00:51:56,066
我一个我现在读就不放出来了

1195
00:51:56,066 --> 00:51:57,533
小烟小烟那家

1196
00:51:57,533 --> 00:51:59,166
我天啊不对

1197
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:01,600
我怎么开始胡言乱语了

1198
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:03,733
我操小燕小燕

1199
00:52:03,733 --> 00:52:05,999
那天我家小孩在晚饭的时候

1200
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:06,866
一直看着你

1201
00:52:06,866 --> 00:52:09,166
我们做家长的说别吃饭

1202
00:52:09,166 --> 00:52:10,899
别玩手机也不听

1203
00:52:10,900 --> 00:52:13,066
特意下了个哔哩哔哩来看你

1204
00:52:13,333 --> 00:52:15,133
虽然呢我没怎么玩过这个

1205
00:52:15,133 --> 00:52:17,666
但是以后我会经常关注你的

1206
00:52:17,733 --> 00:52:19,999
开始打了一大段字但发不出去

1207
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:21,400
提示我等级太低

1208
00:52:21,500 --> 00:52:23,300
网上查了一下升级的方法

1209
00:52:23,300 --> 00:52:24,500
终于升到了二级

1210
00:52:24,500 --> 00:52:26,200
不知道这次能不能发出去

1211
00:52:26,300 --> 00:52:27,766
谢谢你给我带来的快乐

1212
00:52:27,766 --> 00:52:29,933
小燕以后也要天天开心

1213
00:52:30,333 --> 00:52:31,933
这是不是香草的家长啊

1214
00:52:31,933 --> 00:52:33,099
香草那个

1215
00:52:33,133 --> 00:52:34,366
这这位家长朋友啊

1216
00:52:34,366 --> 00:52:36,099
非常感谢你对我的支持

1217
00:52:36,133 --> 00:52:36,666
但是呢

1218
00:52:36,666 --> 00:52:38,999
你家小孩香草不会自己上厕所

1219
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,300
跟在幼儿园里面

1220
00:52:40,366 --> 00:52:41,966
欺负其他的小朋友

1221
00:52:41,966 --> 00:52:43,966
然后走路上厕所可能会

1222
00:52:44,100 --> 00:52:45,733
就不小心走到

1223
00:52:45,766 --> 00:52:47,899
另外一个性别的卫生间里面

1224
00:52:47,900 --> 00:52:50,700
还有就是吃饭看直播的这个事情

1225
00:52:50,733 --> 00:52:53,266
家里一定要严加教育啊

1226
00:52:53,266 --> 00:52:56,166
不可以你认为他是小孩子

1227
00:52:56,166 --> 00:52:57,966
然后就不好好的照顾他

1228
00:52:57,966 --> 00:52:58,799
你知道吗

1229
00:53:00,333 --> 00:53:02,166
如果你不好好的教育的话

1230
00:53:02,166 --> 00:53:05,166
以后万一他长歪了那怎么办呢

1231
00:53:13,366 --> 00:53:15,766
爷爷老师没告诉妈妈

1232
00:53:15,900 --> 00:53:17,400
妈妈星星

1233
00:53:21,266 --> 00:53:23,966
那我大概挑了几个

1234
00:53:23,966 --> 00:53:27,333
其实就是找了几个在下面的

1235
00:53:27,333 --> 00:53:29,266
其实是我以前好像也不少

1236
00:53:32,533 --> 00:53:33,099
真是的

1237
00:53:33,100 --> 00:53:36,533
就今天本来想哎二聊就不要小作文了

1238
00:53:36,533 --> 00:53:38,366
结果就一个一个的念着

1239
00:53:38,366 --> 00:53:39,799
哎呀我的小作文

1240
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:41,200
小作文没有你

1241
00:53:41,700 --> 00:53:43,766
我该怎么活呀

1242
00:53:43,966 --> 00:53:45,166
你们真是的

1243
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:51,933
香草上完厕所还没学会洗手啊确实

1244
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:56,466
太不让老师省心

1245
00:54:10,533 --> 00:54:13,399
善良你缺的大木这块谁给你补啊

1246
00:54:13,933 --> 00:54:14,566
不发弹幕

1247
00:54:14,566 --> 00:54:16,099
我以前很少有弹幕

1248
00:54:16,100 --> 00:54:18,966
不发弹幕是因为人的问题我只能负责

1249
00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:20,900
我在台上不停的讲话

1250
00:54:20,900 --> 00:54:22,866
但是观众鼓掌不鼓掌

1251
00:54:22,866 --> 00:54:24,199
然后那个

1252
00:54:24,733 --> 00:54:28,566
支持不支持这个不是我能决定的了的

1253
00:54:28,900 --> 00:54:30,100
你说我说的对吗

1254
00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:32,133
这个肯定是我决定不了的

1255
00:54:32,733 --> 00:54:34,499
挑了几篇逆天小作文

1256
00:54:34,500 --> 00:54:36,366
发现你们你们就好这口啊

1257
00:54:36,366 --> 00:54:37,866
就挺好这口的

1258
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:44,700
这样其实挺不公平的

1259
00:54:44,700 --> 00:54:46,933
因为就那种现场投递棉花糖

1260
00:54:46,933 --> 00:54:49,166
现场送念弟弟也是现场写的

1261
00:54:49,166 --> 00:54:50,466
但我这种就是

1262
00:54:50,566 --> 00:54:52,333
你们通宵熬夜

1263
00:54:52,333 --> 00:54:54,599
熬了几个大夜写出来的小作文

1264
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:56,933
我一分钟我就要反应出来该怎么应对

1265
00:54:56,933 --> 00:54:58,499
你们这个太困难了

1266
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:01,933
我看你们都发了什么弹幕

1267
00:55:02,766 --> 00:55:04,866
不是5倍年有人冤枉的

1268
00:55:06,366 --> 00:55:07,999
好好

1269
00:55:11,700 --> 00:55:12,800
这个是你调的

1270
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:13,933
嗯这样子

1271
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,200
哪来的这么正常的小粽子

1272
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:27,366
还是电脑面部

1273
00:55:27,366 --> 00:55:29,999
现在用手机一下流畅度就起来了

1274
00:55:44,333 --> 00:55:46,266
我存一下我得存一下

1275
00:55:46,266 --> 00:55:47,666
那个什么谢谢

1276
00:55:48,100 --> 00:55:51,000
小叔叔的激光灯和激光灯饭饭

1277
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,366
感谢阿力嘎的

1278
00:56:05,900 --> 00:56:06,700
我觉得

1279
00:56:07,266 --> 00:56:09,533
今天有一个没太看懂的东西啊

1280
00:56:09,533 --> 00:56:11,799
我觉得这可能可能不太能念啊

1281
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:13,100
但还放出来

1282
00:56:13,333 --> 00:56:15,766
因为放出来的话楚行的不是我

1283
00:56:15,766 --> 00:56:17,466
楚行的应该是大货

1284
00:56:17,700 --> 00:56:19,000
就是写这个人

1285
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,466
写这个文的人应该是被楚行的

1286
00:56:51,266 --> 00:56:54,166
感觉比百兰一学期后的体测还要紧张

1287
00:56:54,166 --> 00:56:56,666
别别紧张可能今天没有你的呢

1288
00:56:56,666 --> 00:56:59,466
我我一共就挑了4篇上来

1289
00:56:59,733 --> 00:57:01,166
一共就4篇

1290
00:57:01,466 --> 00:57:04,066
好像救不回来了哎呀

1291
00:57:05,366 --> 00:57:07,566
我们的那个排名进了对吧

1292
00:57:10,300 --> 00:57:14,333
兄弟们不知道你真的一点活没有啊

1293
00:57:16,533 --> 00:57:19,499
今天的直播效果特别的差吗

1294
00:57:19,500 --> 00:57:21,866
因为我往天也都是

1295
00:57:22,700 --> 00:57:24,533
闲聊类的那种

1296
00:57:25,533 --> 00:57:26,866
所以我有些时候

1297
00:57:26,866 --> 00:57:28,366
只要我一直在说话的话

1298
00:57:28,366 --> 00:57:29,499
我是意识不到的

1299
00:57:29,500 --> 00:57:32,133
打火我是意识不到的

1300
00:57:32,133 --> 00:57:33,266
欢迎灰色香味

1301
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:40,933
夜上光的

1302
00:57:41,866 --> 00:57:42,799
刺眼火力团

1303
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:45,666
感谢对啊正常无主题杂谈的水平

1304
00:57:45,666 --> 00:57:47,933
无主题杂谈的话就是这样的呀

1305
00:57:48,733 --> 00:57:50,499
主播没有摆烂

1306
00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:51,733
但是说

1307
00:57:52,300 --> 00:57:55,900
无主题杂谈很多时候是取决于弹幕的

1308
00:58:18,133 --> 00:58:20,066
欢迎张老爷欢迎你又

1309
00:58:20,166 --> 00:58:22,099
哎呀又到了这个经典的

1310
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:23,466
经典的棉花糖环境

1311
00:58:23,466 --> 00:58:24,299
欢迎遛鸟

1312
00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:34,800
艳艳老师香草

1313
00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:36,966
上完厕所不舔爪爪

1314
00:58:37,300 --> 00:58:39,866
他是他不是猫只有我是猫

1315
00:58:39,866 --> 00:58:42,466
他上完厕所舔爪爪也太奇怪了吧

1316
00:58:43,533 --> 00:58:45,566
小作文先看最后一行

1317
00:58:45,566 --> 00:58:46,366
确实

1318
00:58:47,466 --> 00:58:50,199
就是要这个味啊就要这个味原汁原味

1319
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:51,000
好吧

1320
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:53,700
麻花糖来了

1321
00:58:54,333 --> 00:58:55,966
昨天的麻花糖回放你看

1322
00:58:55,966 --> 00:58:57,199
我先看跳舞去了

1323
00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:58,000
嗯呐

1324
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,333
昨天的麻花糖是真麻花糖

1325
00:59:01,333 --> 00:59:04,599
今天的麻花糖的话也就还好吧

1326
00:59:09,866 --> 00:59:12,333
我先让我先阅读一下

1327
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,466
今天的阳光又透过窗帘

1328
00:59:54,466 --> 00:59:55,866
刺痛了我的双眼

1329
00:59:56,466 --> 00:59:58,466
原来已经这个时候了吗

1330
00:59:58,900 --> 01:00:00,400
自从关注了米燕

1331
01:00:00,466 --> 01:00:02,866
我的睡眠时间就延后了很多

1332
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:05,800
那个感觉有点委屈的说着

1333
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:07,400
在你单推的女人睡着后

1334
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:09,366
可以来看我们的女孩子

1335
01:00:09,500 --> 01:00:11,333
让我浑浑噩噩的生活

1336
01:00:11,333 --> 01:00:13,133
拥有了一点新的生机

1337
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:16,766
他的声音很轻很甜很可爱

1338
01:00:16,866 --> 01:00:19,666
还有一个会转圈的雨刮器尾巴

1339
01:00:19,733 --> 01:00:22,066
很快的我又喜欢上了他

1340
01:00:22,533 --> 01:00:26,133
成为了我一年中喜欢的第40个女人

1341
01:00:26,700 --> 01:00:28,500
他似乎有点不太一样

1342
01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:31,300
除了和别人不同的直播时间还有让

1343
01:00:31,300 --> 01:00:33,133
人心动的善良和可爱

1344
01:00:33,333 --> 01:00:35,866
他会一直给舰长家里无间的亏钱

1345
01:00:35,866 --> 01:00:38,199
也会直播时带节奏笑着看弹幕

1346
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:39,266
南征北战

1347
01:00:39,566 --> 01:00:41,599
它的大尾巴会欢心的转圈

1348
01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:43,666
它的欢笑会牵动我的心灵

1349
01:00:43,900 --> 01:00:46,066
哎这是什么时候开始的

1350
01:00:46,133 --> 01:00:49,466
或许是第一天看直播就开始了

1351
01:00:49,666 --> 01:00:52,966
或许是某天在直播间睡着之后开始的

1352
01:00:52,966 --> 01:00:55,099
也或许是因为人跟米燕

1353
01:00:55,100 --> 01:00:56,933
天生就有这样的联系吧

1354
01:00:57,400 --> 01:00:59,733
很开心认识米燕了解米燕

1355
01:00:59,733 --> 01:01:02,733
很开心跟米燕一起度过接下来的时光

1356
01:01:03,133 --> 01:01:05,333
今天的天空还是这样蔚蓝

1357
01:01:05,333 --> 01:01:07,533
今夜的星空还是这样璀璨

1358
01:01:07,733 --> 01:01:10,666
时光还在流逝故事还在继续

1359
01:01:10,866 --> 01:01:11,866
感谢遇见

1360
01:01:11,866 --> 01:01:14,799
感谢你为我带来的快乐与感动

1361
01:01:15,133 --> 01:01:16,199
感谢你

1362
01:01:16,900 --> 01:01:18,533
米呀小姐

1363
01:01:18,966 --> 01:01:19,799
米呀

1364
01:01:21,533 --> 01:01:22,499
嘿嘿

1365
01:01:22,500 --> 01:01:24,100
我的米呀

1366
01:01:27,466 --> 01:01:29,799
嗯还挺好还挺好

1367
01:01:30,300 --> 01:01:31,733
总体来说

1368
01:01:32,366 --> 01:01:35,099
文学素养有余而发病程度不足

1369
01:01:35,100 --> 01:01:37,366
算是一篇上加的小作文啊

1370
01:01:42,933 --> 01:01:45,133
文学素养有发病程度不足

1371
01:01:45,133 --> 01:01:46,766
没有达到让主播

1372
01:01:47,333 --> 01:01:49,266
心口一麻的程度啊

1373
01:01:51,866 --> 01:01:54,099
这小作文都是舰长写的吗

1374
01:01:54,600 --> 01:01:55,500
我不知道啊

1375
01:01:55,500 --> 01:01:57,766
我直播间只有舰长会写小作文吧

1376
01:01:57,766 --> 01:01:58,366
也不是

1377
01:01:58,366 --> 01:02:02,066
就大部分70%的小作文是舰长写的

1378
01:02:02,966 --> 01:02:04,599
正常的小作文正常的读完

1379
01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:05,966
确实确实打分吧

1380
01:02:05,966 --> 01:02:06,766
待会

1381
01:02:07,333 --> 01:02:08,366
多半好评

1382
01:02:08,366 --> 01:02:09,366
好评如潮

1383
01:02:09,900 --> 01:02:11,133
差评如潮

1384
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:13,966
那个好坏参半打分吧

1385
01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:26,133
不是AI写的

1386
01:02:26,133 --> 01:02:28,266
晚安晚安灰色什么玩意

1387
01:02:30,766 --> 01:02:32,133
褒贬不一

1388
01:02:34,266 --> 01:02:35,399
好坏参半

1389
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:38,066
褒贬不一说明褒贬不一啊

1390
01:02:39,333 --> 01:02:41,666
6分太平淡太乘凉

1391
01:02:41,700 --> 01:02:43,900
你们就好像那个溜大了的人了

1392
01:02:43,900 --> 01:02:44,400
现在溜

1393
01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:46,400
小的已经不能给你们带来刺激了

1394
01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:48,000
只有溜大的才会

1395
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:50,300
没看8分

1396
01:02:50,500 --> 01:02:51,966
看了0分是吧

1397
01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:55,600
40个女人差评如潮

1398
01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:57,200
我倒觉得挺挺真实的

1399
01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:58,500
勉强给个7分吧

1400
01:02:58,500 --> 01:03:00,366
本来平平淡淡给给

1401
01:03:00,366 --> 01:03:01,733
个6分但是呢

1402
01:03:01,933 --> 01:03:02,999
写的很真实啊

1403
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:03,666
40个女人

1404
01:03:03,666 --> 01:03:06,266
这一点比较符合大家的这个内心情况

1405
01:03:06,266 --> 01:03:07,666
所以说给个7分

1406
01:03:14,466 --> 01:03:15,699
dream on

1407
01:03:21,866 --> 01:03:24,166
这个是我我不是非常理解的

1408
01:03:24,166 --> 01:03:26,533
一篇一篇小作文呢

1409
01:03:27,333 --> 01:03:28,699
这我不是非常理解啊

1410
01:03:28,700 --> 01:03:29,700
所以我现在不读了

1411
01:03:29,700 --> 01:03:31,566
我先问一下大家这什么意思啊

1412
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:36,500
40个真看的过来吗

1413
01:03:36,500 --> 01:03:38,100
我觉得如果你

1414
01:03:38,300 --> 01:03:40,100
第40个女人的话就会出现

1415
01:03:40,100 --> 01:03:42,166
像那个雪雪华奇经一样

1416
01:03:42,300 --> 01:03:45,200
每次进你直播间都爱初见可爱单推

1417
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:46,700
但是他已经第六次说了

1418
01:03:46,700 --> 01:03:48,066
你真的记得住吗

1419
01:03:52,100 --> 01:03:53,900
弱水三千都来一口

1420
01:03:53,900 --> 01:03:57,966
还真是这个这个文我有点不敢念啊

1421
01:03:57,966 --> 01:03:58,966
这啥呀

1422
01:04:01,366 --> 01:04:03,066
有点看麻了就

1423
01:04:03,100 --> 01:04:04,333
就有点

1424
01:04:04,333 --> 01:04:04,733
有点

1425
01:04:04,733 --> 01:04:08,899
类似于我看呃文静生子时候那个感觉

1426
01:04:10,166 --> 01:04:11,966
关注99单退鸳鸯

1427
01:04:11,966 --> 01:04:14,366
我有点怀疑的确实

1428
01:04:15,466 --> 01:04:16,999
晚上好晚上好

1429
01:04:17,300 --> 01:04:19,166
我套盾的时候顺手关注

1430
01:04:19,166 --> 01:04:20,466
这是鲁迅的药

1431
01:04:21,700 --> 01:04:23,266
但是我不是很敢念啊

1432
01:04:23,266 --> 01:04:24,533
我不是很敢念

1433
01:04:25,866 --> 01:04:27,799
这个不是特别适合你

1434
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:32,966
我只能判断出来他不是炸弹

1435
01:04:32,966 --> 01:04:35,666
但是好像也不是特别适合念的东西

1436
01:04:36,866 --> 01:04:39,566
把香草换成嫣然就好很多了

1437
01:04:40,566 --> 01:04:41,366
建议不念

1438
01:04:41,366 --> 01:04:42,733
我没有打算念啊

1439
01:04:43,866 --> 01:04:46,966
只是放出来看一下因为就

1440
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:49,266
不是特别礼貌

1441
01:04:51,866 --> 01:04:52,866
谢谢你的来稿

1442
01:04:52,866 --> 01:04:55,399
念但是不是特别适合念Aligata

1443
01:04:57,533 --> 01:04:58,599
挺麻的

1444
01:05:26,900 --> 01:05:28,900
然后这个呢我没有看

1445
01:05:28,900 --> 01:05:31,066
复合型北极星一直非常非常推崇

1446
01:05:31,066 --> 01:05:32,366
自己的小作文呢

1447
01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:33,566
所以说我没有看

1448
01:05:33,566 --> 01:05:34,999
我是闭着眼睛截的图

1449
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:37,766
然后闭着眼睛把它放到屏幕上面的

1450
01:05:37,766 --> 01:05:38,966
他一直很推崇

1451
01:05:39,066 --> 01:05:40,499
一直坚持要我

1452
01:05:41,066 --> 01:05:42,733
要我看要我看

1453
01:05:43,300 --> 01:05:46,000
就我们就现场来初见一下吧

1454
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,400
我这个不知道啊不太清楚

1455
01:05:58,300 --> 01:05:59,266
能不能给我讲讲

1456
01:05:59,266 --> 01:06:01,266
300个关注怎么看的过来的

1457
01:06:01,266 --> 01:06:02,666
不一定都是主播啊

1458
01:06:02,666 --> 01:06:05,366
可能还是什么其他的up主是吧

1459
01:06:05,366 --> 01:06:07,399
做视频的整不会

1460
01:06:09,300 --> 01:06:11,200
300个关注是怎么看的

1461
01:06:11,200 --> 01:06:12,066
过来的我

1462
01:06:12,066 --> 01:06:13,199
我现在直播

1463
01:06:13,200 --> 01:06:16,133
我好像一共才关注了80来个人吧

1464
01:06:16,133 --> 01:06:18,533
有的时候周末好时段的时候

1465
01:06:18,733 --> 01:06:20,699
你那边有20个人在直播

1466
01:06:20,700 --> 01:06:22,500
我真的看看都看不过来

1467
01:06:22,500 --> 01:06:23,300
你知道吧

1468
01:06:33,100 --> 01:06:34,100
我发现

1469
01:06:34,566 --> 01:06:38,766
我们最近的同街没有什么变化今天

1470
01:06:38,866 --> 01:06:41,299
呃目前是接近100

1471
01:06:41,566 --> 01:06:44,366
但是呢弹幕速率却下降了

1472
01:06:44,966 --> 01:06:46,066
下降了5倍

1473
01:06:46,700 --> 01:06:48,733
到底是大家都转黑天明了

1474
01:06:48,733 --> 01:06:51,066
还是什么情况呢

1475
01:06:51,300 --> 01:06:54,366
行快念开念了happy

1476
01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:02,800
米燕小姐终是去了国外流血

1477
01:07:02,933 --> 01:07:04,666
刚到陌生的城市

1478
01:07:04,666 --> 01:07:06,966
一个人上课一个人购物

1479
01:07:07,100 --> 01:07:08,800
一个人在家直播

1480
01:07:09,266 --> 01:07:10,766
现实中的迷烟小姐

1481
01:07:10,766 --> 01:07:13,066
并不像直播间里那样践踏

1482
01:07:13,566 --> 01:07:15,266
再加上初来乍到

1483
01:07:15,266 --> 01:07:18,099
外语交流不熟练和文化上的差异

1484
01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:20,533
迷烟小姐并没有交到新朋友

1485
01:07:20,733 --> 01:07:22,199
生活中的琐碎

1486
01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:25,266
与学习中和直播中的压力慢慢累积

1487
01:07:26,166 --> 01:07:30,566
如果轻舞飞扬来干咳一下就好了嗯

1488
01:07:31,900 --> 01:07:33,400
有时在直播中

1489
01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:35,533
米燕小姐会忽然这样想到

1490
01:07:35,566 --> 01:07:37,566
因为米燕小姐想家了

1491
01:07:37,666 --> 01:07:41,099
想到这泪水不由自主的从眼眶里滑落

1492
01:07:41,300 --> 01:07:43,300
米燕小姐屏住翁燕绳

1493
01:07:43,300 --> 01:07:44,900
静静的坐在电脑前

1494
01:07:45,466 --> 01:07:48,266
众所周知虚拟主播是没有眼泪的

1495
01:07:48,266 --> 01:07:50,699
直播间的弹幕都在说话

1496
01:07:51,133 --> 01:07:54,666
卡了卡了卡卡卡卡好卡

1497
01:07:54,933 --> 01:07:56,999
卡了别叫华为不卡

1498
01:07:57,066 --> 01:07:58,799
观众们以为是直播间卡了

1499
01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:01,400
而迷人小姐很快从思绪中回过神来

1500
01:08:01,400 --> 01:08:03,700
啊说啊卡了吗

1501
01:08:03,700 --> 01:08:05,133
这电脑怎么回事啊

1502
01:08:05,133 --> 01:08:06,499
装作若无其事的样子

1503
01:08:06,500 --> 01:08:09,333
然后继续当玩的直播

1504
01:08:09,333 --> 01:08:11,066
这样的日子过了很久

1505
01:08:11,966 --> 01:08:13,099
直到那天

1506
01:08:25,933 --> 01:08:26,499
那天

1507
01:08:26,500 --> 01:08:29,500
米燕小姐照常在学校图书馆窒息

1508
01:08:29,500 --> 01:08:31,200
忽然一个温柔的声音

1509
01:08:31,366 --> 01:08:33,366
打断了米燕小姐的学习

1510
01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:34,200
啊

1511
01:08:34,933 --> 01:08:35,999
这个座位有人吗

1512
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:37,100
我可以坐在这里吗

1513
01:08:37,100 --> 01:08:39,600
明月小姐抬头一看是个长相极为帅气

1514
01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:40,800
的亚裔男生

1515
01:08:40,966 --> 01:08:43,766
他满脸通红

1516
01:08:44,133 --> 01:08:47,133
垂着眼下意识小声说道

1517
01:08:47,200 --> 01:08:49,466
哦当然可以

1518
01:08:50,566 --> 01:08:53,799
明月小姐说完才想起自己在国外

1519
01:08:54,933 --> 01:08:56,766
愿意不一定会中文

1520
01:08:57,100 --> 01:08:58,666
我真是个猪逼啊

1521
01:08:58,666 --> 01:09:00,299
米言小姐暗自骂的

1522
01:09:00,300 --> 01:09:03,900
听到中文后男生两眼一亮

1523
01:09:04,066 --> 01:09:05,566
你也是中国人吗

1524
01:09:05,566 --> 01:09:06,699
你也玩原审吗

1525
01:09:06,700 --> 01:09:09,266
然后高兴的在旁边坐下聊了起来

1526
01:09:09,600 --> 01:09:12,500
那天他们聊了很多

1527
01:09:12,866 --> 01:09:16,733
聊聊在国外独自生活的不容易

1528
01:09:17,500 --> 01:09:21,466
聊聊家乡和各自的兴趣爱好

1529
01:09:22,133 --> 01:09:24,566
在太阳快要落山的时候

1530
01:09:24,566 --> 01:09:26,366
他们才停下话匣子

1531
01:09:26,366 --> 01:09:27,999
依依不舍的分别

1532
01:09:30,966 --> 01:09:33,566
还约好了下次图书馆见

1533
01:09:34,300 --> 01:09:38,800
这天米燕小姐脸上笑容渐渐多了起来

1534
01:09:39,266 --> 01:09:41,699
他们的关系也越来越亲密

1535
01:09:41,700 --> 01:09:44,000
放学一起去超市购物

1536
01:09:45,766 --> 01:09:48,899
周末一起去爬山

1537
01:09:49,400 --> 01:09:52,266
米燕小姐一个人独处的时候

1538
01:09:54,200 --> 01:09:55,000
哈哈

1539
01:09:56,100 --> 01:10:01,133
又会看着窗外的小夕阳眯眯着眼睛

1540
01:10:02,333 --> 01:10:03,333
抿嘴一笑

1541
01:10:03,333 --> 01:10:06,566
连不熟悉他的人都知道他这是怎么了

1542
01:10:19,666 --> 01:10:21,133
今天他们去爬山

1543
01:10:21,133 --> 01:10:23,333
米燕小姐累的气喘吁吁

1544
01:10:23,333 --> 01:10:25,333
坐在游客椅上休息

1545
01:10:25,733 --> 01:10:28,699
他忽然也坐在长椅上

1546
01:10:29,566 --> 01:10:32,533
紧贴着复合型背脊芯

1547
01:10:32,533 --> 01:10:36,333
然后用明亮的眼睛看着复合型背脊芯

1548
01:10:36,366 --> 01:10:37,666
疲惫的样子

1549
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:39,900
喂你看什么嘛

1550
01:10:40,466 --> 01:10:42,933
嗯表情找不到了麻了

1551
01:10:43,666 --> 01:10:46,566
复合型贝吉星晶莹白皙的小脸上

1552
01:10:46,566 --> 01:10:47,899
瞬间爬满

1553
01:10:48,600 --> 01:10:50,766
天虹的血丝

1554
01:10:52,100 --> 01:10:54,400
故作恶狠狠的说

1555
01:10:54,566 --> 01:10:57,699
他看着害羞的复合型贝吉星

1556
01:10:57,866 --> 01:11:01,399
嘴角效应扩大不过还是没说话

1557
01:11:01,500 --> 01:11:04,600
只是盯着复合型贝吉星的眼睛

1558
01:11:04,966 --> 01:11:07,199
复合型北极星和他对视了一会后

1559
01:11:07,200 --> 01:11:08,133
败下阵来

1560
01:11:08,133 --> 01:11:09,266
羞怯的低着头

1561
01:11:09,266 --> 01:11:12,066
两人的影子在阳光下拉的很长

1562
01:11:12,100 --> 01:11:15,366
只是慢慢的贴近然后融为一体

1563
01:11:15,666 --> 01:11:18,366
呃两个人在确定关系后

1564
01:11:18,900 --> 01:11:21,866
恨不得天天黏在一起不舍得分开

1565
01:11:21,866 --> 01:11:22,866
甚至在复合型

1566
01:11:22,866 --> 01:11:24,999
北极星看米燕直播的时候

1567
01:11:25,066 --> 01:11:26,799
他也陪在了身边

1568
01:11:27,100 --> 01:11:30,100
这天复合型北极星正在看直播

1569
01:11:30,166 --> 01:11:32,166
他走到复合型北极星背后

1570
01:11:32,166 --> 01:11:34,066
悄悄的把手放在复合型北

1571
01:11:34,066 --> 01:11:35,266
极星的脖子上

1572
01:11:35,300 --> 01:11:37,400
像撸猫一样撸了几下

1573
01:11:37,700 --> 01:11:40,000
舒适感让复合型北极星

1574
01:11:40,800 --> 01:11:42,100
闭上眼睛

1575
01:11:42,333 --> 01:11:43,933
喵喵的叫了两声

1576
01:11:43,933 --> 01:11:46,133
然后这个时候正在

1577
01:11:47,366 --> 01:11:50,099
正在和复合型北极星做水友

1578
01:11:50,100 --> 01:11:52,133
连麦的米嫣忍不住

1579
01:11:52,800 --> 01:11:53,733
问道

1580
01:11:56,700 --> 01:11:58,800
你的声音为什么这么可爱

1581
01:11:59,133 --> 01:12:00,733
呃嘎吃了

1582
01:12:06,666 --> 01:12:09,266
阿力嘎的谢谢你参与我的连麦

1583
01:12:09,333 --> 01:12:10,766
在爱情的滋润下

1584
01:12:10,766 --> 01:12:14,099
复合型北极星写的小作文越来越美丽

1585
01:12:14,166 --> 01:12:15,899
发的弹幕越来越多

1586
01:12:15,966 --> 01:12:17,699
呃米燕小姐呢

1587
01:12:17,700 --> 01:12:20,666
也在复合型北极星的妙语连珠之下

1588
01:12:22,966 --> 01:12:25,566
成功成为了粉丝最多的个人

1589
01:12:25,566 --> 01:12:30,166
是主播达成了呃水友跟观众的双赢啊

1590
01:12:30,166 --> 01:12:30,733
看到这里

1591
01:12:30,733 --> 01:12:33,399
很多友友们会问明明是个过

1592
01:12:33,733 --> 01:12:34,599
开心的杰作

1593
01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:36,600
为什么题目是青春伤透文学

1594
01:12:36,600 --> 01:12:36,866
因为

1595
01:12:36,866 --> 01:12:39,566
这篇短篇的主人公是复合型背脊形

1596
01:12:39,900 --> 01:12:42,000
这是一个只有米燕受伤的世界

1597
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:45,300
复合型北极星你别和他在一起啊

1598
01:12:46,100 --> 01:12:47,300
没有耶耶耶

1599
01:12:47,533 --> 01:12:48,733
我怎么活啊

1600
01:12:48,733 --> 01:12:52,199
复合型北极星他的复合型北极星为了

1601
01:12:52,200 --> 01:12:53,700
为了哎呀

1602
01:12:53,900 --> 01:12:55,700
理不过来了对不起

1603
01:12:57,700 --> 01:12:58,566
谢谢

1604
01:12:59,366 --> 01:13:00,933
谢谢钟老爷的爱心

1605
01:13:00,933 --> 01:13:02,399
谢谢复合型北极星的爱心

1606
01:13:02,400 --> 01:13:03,333
阿力盖的

1607
01:13:04,200 --> 01:13:07,466
没办法这是我自己打开的东西

1608
01:13:08,966 --> 01:13:10,366
我已经咽不下去了

1609
01:13:10,366 --> 01:13:12,699
但是我还凭借着本能在念

1610
01:13:13,300 --> 01:13:15,166
我的血压太高

1611
01:13:16,066 --> 01:13:17,866
谢谢谢谢钟老爷的爱心

1612
01:13:17,866 --> 01:13:20,733
阿力盖的麻花糖快名术其实

1613
01:13:21,566 --> 01:13:22,399
我太麻了

1614
01:13:22,400 --> 01:13:24,400
我只能说昨天的棉花糖都是好货

1615
01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:27,900
今天的棉花糖有点差评如潮的意思了

1616
01:13:27,966 --> 01:13:30,466
现在复合型北极星的IC还离开的

1617
01:13:30,466 --> 01:13:32,599
主播声音好可爱嘎哧了

1618
01:13:33,700 --> 01:13:36,533
确实看第一段我我我有点期待

1619
01:13:36,533 --> 01:13:38,533
我以为是米燕蜜啊

1620
01:13:38,533 --> 01:13:40,399
在国外做直播然后

1621
01:13:41,766 --> 01:13:44,066
陷入了迷茫焦虑和自我否定中

1622
01:13:44,066 --> 01:13:46,333
在学业跟课业的双重压力之下

1623
01:13:46,566 --> 01:13:48,299
这被直播间的大伙救赎

1624
01:13:48,300 --> 01:13:48,800
完成了

1625
01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:51,500
生活跟虚拟主播生涯双双的蜕变

1626
01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:54,100
以一个优异的成绩在学校毕业了

1627
01:13:54,100 --> 01:13:56,000
同时宣告自己虚拟主播的活动

1628
01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:57,466
因为达到了100万粉丝

1629
01:13:57,466 --> 01:13:58,999
所以永不毕业这个事实

1630
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:00,566
但是没有想到

1631
01:14:01,900 --> 01:14:04,200
居然是小男友文学

1632
01:14:04,200 --> 01:14:05,800
谢谢鸟哥的CRA Gato

1633
01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:07,533
救命鸡皮疙瘩起来了

1634
01:14:08,100 --> 01:14:09,466
今晚有夜宵了

1635
01:14:09,466 --> 01:14:11,899
吃自己掉下来的鸡皮疙瘩

1636
01:14:13,300 --> 01:14:14,366
差评如潮

1637
01:14:14,666 --> 01:14:15,699
全麻

1638
01:14:16,866 --> 01:14:18,899
我现在可以直接上手术台了

1639
01:14:18,900 --> 01:14:20,366
我我今天我今天

1640
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:23,366
有一场手术我可以直接不用打麻药了

1641
01:14:23,366 --> 01:14:24,799
谢谢你复合型佩奇

1642
01:14:25,333 --> 01:14:26,999
阿里卡的杨木了

1643
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:30,533
你你再不篡改我播不下去了

1644
01:14:31,500 --> 01:14:33,700
阿里卡里谢谢你的爱心阿里卡

1645
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:35,733
里

1646
01:14:35,733 --> 01:14:38,066
永失吾爱举目破百

1647
01:14:38,133 --> 01:14:41,299
谢谢轩明的聚光灯发放

1648
01:14:41,300 --> 01:14:42,600
感谢阿里卡的

1649
01:14:59,333 --> 01:15:00,199
高开低走

1650
01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:01,100
太可气了

1651
01:15:01,100 --> 01:15:03,066
七七最好的话都没有你没有

1652
01:15:03,066 --> 01:15:03,666
昨天那个

1653
01:15:03,666 --> 01:15:05,699
我觉得还是比这个这个要好一点

1654
01:15:05,700 --> 01:15:06,766
这个这个

1655
01:15:06,800 --> 01:15:10,100
小男友文学有点呃呃我不好说

1656
01:15:10,900 --> 01:15:12,166
没有下班啊

1657
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:14,766
主播能念完已经

1658
01:15:14,933 --> 01:15:17,066
是凭着本能在操作啊

1659
01:15:17,066 --> 01:15:20,333
只能说我的大脑已经彻底荡气了

1660
01:15:20,333 --> 01:15:23,699
但是作为主播的本能还让我继续操作

1661
01:15:23,766 --> 01:15:24,566
下去

1662
01:15:25,533 --> 01:15:26,499
还有时间吗

1663
01:15:26,500 --> 01:15:28,100
我尽量小点声啊

1664
01:15:28,100 --> 01:15:30,100
我我要跟命运进行抗震

1665
01:15:30,100 --> 01:15:31,466
如果他给我打第二个电话

1666
01:15:31,466 --> 01:15:32,466
我就当场下播

1667
01:15:32,466 --> 01:15:34,366
那我那我小点声吗

1668
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:36,666
大家大点声我小点声

1669
01:15:36,666 --> 01:15:39,566
我只能我只能这样没办法

1670
01:15:54,533 --> 01:15:55,066
呃呃

1671
01:15:55,066 --> 01:15:56,233
不是没吃饱

1672
01:15:56,933 --> 01:15:58,799
是吃下去的又臭

1673
01:16:00,833 --> 01:16:03,899
呃复合型背脊性以一己之力

1674
01:16:04,700 --> 01:16:06,433
拉动了我们我们

1675
01:16:07,200 --> 01:16:10,600
饭堂的这个外卖销售啊

1676
01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:12,733
拉动了夜宵的经济

1677
01:16:13,200 --> 01:16:15,266
非常开心你对我亲戚的贡献谢谢

1678
01:16:15,266 --> 01:16:16,933
香草的s阿里嘎的

1679
01:16:17,833 --> 01:16:19,533
红豆泥阿里嘎的

1680
01:16:22,400 --> 01:16:25,866
逆天小作文小男友小作文真的哈人

1681
01:16:26,666 --> 01:16:28,099
怎么会有人写小男友

1682
01:16:28,100 --> 01:16:30,200
小作文写的这么头头是道啊

1683
01:16:30,200 --> 01:16:31,733
我真是有点接受不了

1684
01:16:36,466 --> 01:16:39,066
遗憾止步哎呀我们没了

1685
01:16:41,600 --> 01:16:44,666
没关系没关系我们我们我们

1686
01:16:44,866 --> 01:16:46,199
应该记了

1687
01:16:46,300 --> 01:16:48,466
早都早早该记记了

1688
01:16:48,866 --> 01:16:49,633
我们的排名

1689
01:16:49,633 --> 01:16:51,666
为什么记了我不知道呀

1690
01:16:52,466 --> 01:16:53,433
我哪知道啊

1691
01:16:53,433 --> 01:16:55,599
我们看一下我们最终的排名吧

1692
01:16:55,600 --> 01:16:57,733
排40多名已经很厉害了大伙

1693
01:16:57,733 --> 01:16:59,466
我本来一开始的想法就是

1694
01:16:59,533 --> 01:17:02,199
我们晋个级就行了对吧

1695
01:17:02,433 --> 01:17:04,799
就走到这说明我也就到这了

1696
01:17:04,800 --> 01:17:06,600
我也没有特别特别强的能力

1697
01:17:06,600 --> 01:17:08,666
到这已经很不错了对吧

1698
01:17:11,400 --> 01:17:12,666
最后被抄了

1699
01:17:12,666 --> 01:17:13,499
很可能都

1700
01:17:13,500 --> 01:17:16,033
很多人都是压着最后一秒去下

1701
01:17:16,033 --> 01:17:17,266
那个火力的

1702
01:17:20,066 --> 01:17:23,099
没有说明我们我们一共就那个什么

1703
01:17:24,333 --> 01:17:25,533
没关系哈

1704
01:17:28,233 --> 01:17:31,933
没有啊今天开始淘汰3个人呢

1705
01:17:33,433 --> 01:17:34,999
没有看规则是吧

1706
01:17:35,900 --> 01:17:37,800
今天淘汰3个了

1707
01:17:54,900 --> 01:17:56,400
没事啊快帮我看一眼

1708
01:17:56,400 --> 01:17:57,866
别送我次元火力了

1709
01:17:57,866 --> 01:17:59,699
送给你们推了别的妹妹吧

1710
01:17:59,700 --> 01:18:01,666
我已经就只能走到这了

1711
01:18:02,100 --> 01:18:03,633
我已经就走到这了

1712
01:18:03,633 --> 01:18:05,299
待会你送给我也没有用啊

1713
01:18:05,300 --> 01:18:07,300
我们都遗憾直播了对吧

1714
01:18:07,933 --> 01:18:11,299
别送了别送了送给我也没有用啊

1715
01:18:11,300 --> 01:18:12,100
嘿呀

1716
01:18:17,100 --> 01:18:19,500
谢谢大家一直以来的支持

1717
01:18:19,500 --> 01:18:21,033
其实这个榜

1718
01:18:21,033 --> 01:18:23,666
是所有虚拟主播基本都会参加的

1719
01:18:23,666 --> 01:18:26,299
除了那个a s之外

1720
01:18:26,500 --> 01:18:29,466
基本基本都要都要参加了

1721
01:18:30,533 --> 01:18:33,066
你想看上键这个选错付给方式

1722
01:18:33,066 --> 01:18:35,433
看也行没关系啊啊

1723
01:18:35,666 --> 01:18:37,299
谢谢赵老爷的爱心

1724
01:18:37,300 --> 01:18:39,466
阿力爱的恭喜主播被淘汰

1725
01:18:39,466 --> 01:18:40,399
恭喜恭喜

1726
01:18:40,400 --> 01:18:41,233
我们终于不

1727
01:18:42,300 --> 01:18:44,000
为我加冕是吧

1728
01:18:44,866 --> 01:18:46,399
为失败者加冕

1729
01:18:47,033 --> 01:18:47,933
为你加冕

1730
01:18:47,933 --> 01:18:50,533
都来了谢谢周老大爱心更为你加冕

1731
01:18:50,533 --> 01:18:53,066
阿力爱的我们加的这是个什么冕啊

1732
01:18:55,900 --> 01:18:58,633
我我们我们是遗憾止步是吧

1733
01:18:58,633 --> 01:18:59,499
哈哈

1734
01:19:01,266 --> 01:19:03,066
谢谢小可爱的为你加冕

1735
01:19:03,066 --> 01:19:05,433
范范感谢阿力卡的

1736
01:19:07,833 --> 01:19:10,199
范范感谢你啾啾

1737
01:19:14,333 --> 01:19:17,033
现在没有用的火力已经没有办法给

1738
01:19:17,033 --> 01:19:18,466
没有需要的烟烟了

1739
01:19:18,466 --> 01:19:20,299
给我现在就是浪费了

1740
01:19:20,600 --> 01:19:22,533
一直吹我呀谢谢你啊

1741
01:19:24,066 --> 01:19:24,899
我们嘿

1742
01:19:24,900 --> 01:19:25,866
真是太行了

1743
01:19:25,866 --> 01:19:27,133
确实我们真是太行了

1744
01:19:27,133 --> 01:19:28,066
没关系的呀

1745
01:19:28,066 --> 01:19:30,533
我们就无免这么失败者之怪

1746
01:19:30,533 --> 01:19:31,799
谢谢谢谢

1747
01:19:32,333 --> 01:19:34,399
赵老爷送给我们的失败者之光

1748
01:19:34,400 --> 01:19:37,200
虽然我们没有虚拟区的这个皇冠呢

1749
01:19:37,200 --> 01:19:39,066
但是我们收到了郑老爷的皇冠

1750
01:19:39,066 --> 01:19:39,866
所以说

1751
01:19:40,433 --> 01:19:42,533
还是有小皇冠戴的不要担心

1752
01:19:42,533 --> 01:19:42,833
哎

1753
01:19:42,833 --> 01:19:45,466
就算没收到皇冠我自己也戴了一个的

1754
01:19:45,533 --> 01:19:48,066
看我的耳朵上面这不就是个皇冠吗

1755
01:19:48,066 --> 01:19:50,133
我已经给自己戴过了一个了

1756
01:19:51,433 --> 01:19:54,033
主播不会急着下播去厕所哭吧

1757
01:19:54,033 --> 01:19:55,466
有没有搞错呀

1758
01:19:55,633 --> 01:19:57,933
我我很明白我自己的定位

1759
01:19:57,933 --> 01:19:59,066
大家总觉得什么哎呀

1760
01:19:59,066 --> 01:20:00,733
主播是不是走太快了

1761
01:20:00,733 --> 01:20:02,533
飘了主播的心态变了

1762
01:20:03,700 --> 01:20:04,433
两个月之前

1763
01:20:04,433 --> 01:20:06,799
我还是半夜一条弹幕要念20分钟的

1764
01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:09,233
底边呢人见了也没有这么快的吧

1765
01:20:09,233 --> 01:20:11,299
我不像是很多人啊

1766
01:20:11,300 --> 01:20:12,500
我是不会忘本的

1767
01:20:12,500 --> 01:20:13,433
我这个人是

1768
01:20:13,633 --> 01:20:14,399
不会忘了

1769
01:20:14,400 --> 01:20:17,100
最难最难的时候到底是什么样的

1770
01:20:18,900 --> 01:20:20,066
只能说你

1771
01:20:20,133 --> 01:20:22,733
常常的去想过去不容易的时间

1772
01:20:22,733 --> 01:20:23,866
你会觉得现在

1773
01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:25,533
你还当年

1774
01:20:25,533 --> 01:20:26,599
我抽到就能想到

1775
01:20:26,600 --> 01:20:29,600
我们能走到虚拟区前40吧

1776
01:20:29,600 --> 01:20:30,866
今天应该40了

1777
01:20:31,033 --> 01:20:32,633
我们能走到前40你觉

1778
01:20:32,633 --> 01:20:33,933
得我能想的到吗

1779
01:20:33,933 --> 01:20:36,866
哪怕他只是一个活动而已但是他

1780
01:20:38,300 --> 01:20:40,033
也说明了我们直播间

1781
01:20:40,100 --> 01:20:41,933
大家都很支持我对吧

1782
01:20:42,400 --> 01:20:44,700
他是整个虚拟区的那种大活动

1783
01:20:44,700 --> 01:20:48,333
哎我们能打前40已经特别特别厉害了

1784
01:20:48,933 --> 01:20:50,499
你有没有搞错啊

1785
01:20:52,333 --> 01:20:55,799
我们刚出道两个月就能打前40了

1786
01:21:01,466 --> 01:21:02,433
天没有失望啊

1787
01:21:02,433 --> 01:21:05,066
倒不如说到今天终于还松了一口气

1788
01:21:05,066 --> 01:21:07,466
再也不用想着哎呀今天的次元火力

1789
01:21:07,466 --> 01:21:08,633
明天的次元火力

1790
01:21:09,100 --> 01:21:11,333
不用想这些事情了挺好的

1791
01:21:12,333 --> 01:21:14,333
参与奖你啊哩个的

1792
01:21:15,133 --> 01:21:16,133
谢谢参与奖

1793
01:21:16,133 --> 01:21:18,533
你看就算就我没有晋级

1794
01:21:18,533 --> 01:21:20,833
但是直播间还有爱我的大家在安慰

1795
01:21:20,833 --> 01:21:22,999
我呢这样就比什么都好

1796
01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:24,100
摸摸头你

1797
01:21:25,033 --> 01:21:27,033
有点难受你不知道这玩意是啥

1798
01:21:27,033 --> 01:21:28,433
没有啥用啊

1799
01:21:28,833 --> 01:21:30,599
今天我要跟大家分享一件事啊

1800
01:21:30,600 --> 01:21:32,700
去年的这个时候我刚刚开始直播

1801
01:21:32,700 --> 01:21:36,266
也是BLS也是主播

1802
01:21:36,266 --> 01:21:37,833
但当年只是原省主播

1803
01:21:37,833 --> 01:21:39,233
谢谢兔姐的两个干杯

1804
01:21:39,233 --> 01:21:40,699
阿里嘎的我看到了

1805
01:21:40,866 --> 01:21:42,266
谢谢兔姐的两个干杯

1806
01:21:42,266 --> 01:21:43,066
你

1807
01:21:43,700 --> 01:21:46,400
当年我是原省区吗

1808
01:21:46,400 --> 01:21:50,300
刚刚开始起步当时刚碰到我直播间

1809
01:21:50,500 --> 01:21:52,300
呃第一个比较

1810
01:21:56,233 --> 01:21:56,866
嗯

1811
01:21:56,866 --> 01:21:59,999
谢谢复合型贝吉星的SCA Le gate

1812
01:22:00,033 --> 01:22:02,633
这个是我偷的好像不能念别念

1813
01:22:04,666 --> 01:22:06,399
你怎么偷了个小作文给我

1814
01:22:06,400 --> 01:22:08,833
都上了屏幕才告诉我没念啊

1815
01:22:09,866 --> 01:22:11,833
什么极限钓鱼啊我操

1816
01:22:11,833 --> 01:22:14,699
谢谢复合型背景星的爱心非常感谢

1817
01:22:14,700 --> 01:22:16,900
你怎么偷不能念的东西啊

1818
01:22:17,133 --> 01:22:20,999
哎呀我没有哭我没有哭啊

1819
01:22:22,466 --> 01:22:25,133
谢谢到处摸鱼的差辣的泡泡糖

1820
01:22:25,133 --> 01:22:26,233
阿里嘎的对

1821
01:22:26,233 --> 01:22:28,233
我要说什么来未来光明世界

1822
01:22:28,233 --> 01:22:29,466
我瘫在床上

1823
01:22:29,466 --> 01:22:31,466
有没有考虑过我在直播之前

1824
01:22:31,466 --> 01:22:34,666
呃在在直播的时候是最好的我自己

1825
01:22:34,666 --> 01:22:36,799
然后下播之后我也喜欢瘫在

1826
01:22:36,800 --> 01:22:37,600
床上

1827
01:22:37,933 --> 01:22:40,033
直播的时候不仅是你获得了快乐

1828
01:22:40,033 --> 01:22:41,633
我也获得了心里的满足

1829
01:22:41,633 --> 01:22:43,699
你因为起码这个时候我觉得哎呀

1830
01:22:43,700 --> 01:22:45,233
不是一个混子学生

1831
01:22:45,233 --> 01:22:46,799
不是社会废人

1832
01:22:47,733 --> 01:22:49,099
不是没有意义的人

1833
01:22:49,100 --> 01:22:50,600
而是大家的原因

1834
01:22:52,500 --> 01:22:53,300
主播全责

1835
01:22:53,300 --> 01:22:54,266
不提醒观众排名

1836
01:22:54,266 --> 01:22:56,466
主播不知道自己要淘汰了呀

1837
01:22:56,466 --> 01:22:57,833
主播要知道自己不要淘汰了

1838
01:22:57,833 --> 01:22:59,999
主播不开个小号给自己挣点火力

1839
01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:02,733
主播哪知道这种事情呢

1840
01:23:03,933 --> 01:23:05,699
其实还能爆一点金币的

1841
01:23:05,700 --> 01:23:08,033
错误的错误的你都是AU了

1842
01:23:08,033 --> 01:23:09,799
你应该知道活动爆金币

1843
01:23:09,800 --> 01:23:11,300
斗虫爆金币是

1844
01:23:11,500 --> 01:23:13,933
不倡导的理性消费的方式吧

1845
01:23:14,533 --> 01:23:16,733
你可以因为喜欢我然后给我送礼物

1846
01:23:16,733 --> 01:23:17,699
但是宝哥

1847
01:23:17,700 --> 01:23:21,133
活动排名其实说大不大说小不小

1848
01:23:21,133 --> 01:23:22,033
没什么意义呀

1849
01:23:22,033 --> 01:23:24,333
不要因为逗宠活动报金币

1850
01:23:24,333 --> 01:23:26,133
这样就落入了输入的陷阱

1851
01:23:30,400 --> 01:23:32,433
是偷就是小男友烂货

1852
01:23:32,500 --> 01:23:35,266
给主播台子偷了个不能念了开心

1853
01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:41,233
主播为什么不说我不知道我不知道

1854
01:23:41,233 --> 01:23:42,399
我真的不知道

1855
01:23:42,666 --> 01:23:45,033
我直播间我是看不到我自己的排名的

1856
01:23:45,033 --> 01:23:46,499
都是靠大家提醒我

1857
01:23:46,633 --> 01:23:47,599
我真的不知道

1858
01:23:47,600 --> 01:23:49,633
虽然火力现在上不了排名了

1859
01:23:51,300 --> 01:23:51,800
不知道

1860
01:23:51,800 --> 01:23:54,433
大家说没事了我就觉得没事了

1861
01:23:54,433 --> 01:23:55,899
我也没有再说了

1862
01:23:56,233 --> 01:23:59,399
因为一个主播直播间就虽然说要的是

1863
01:23:59,900 --> 01:24:01,033
不要钱的东西吗

1864
01:24:01,033 --> 01:24:03,133
但总总要东西也挺奇怪的

1865
01:24:03,133 --> 01:24:05,533
给我一种我在敲碗乞讨的感觉啊

1866
01:24:06,466 --> 01:24:08,033
就不是很舒服啊

1867
01:24:08,133 --> 01:24:08,933
没有b加m

1868
01:24:08,933 --> 01:24:09,266
悲伤

1869
01:24:09,266 --> 01:24:11,533
是因为刚才我以为贝迪心头那巧

1870
01:24:11,533 --> 01:24:13,699
作文是感天动地的小作文

1871
01:24:13,700 --> 01:24:15,666
我都准备用b加m感化大家了

1872
01:24:15,666 --> 01:24:16,699
就切了个歌单

1873
01:24:16,700 --> 01:24:18,600
切了个电台节目电乐的歌单

1874
01:24:18,800 --> 01:24:20,066
结果他

1875
01:24:20,700 --> 01:24:22,333
他给我整麻了我也没

1876
01:24:22,333 --> 01:24:23,866
没来得及换回来啊

1877
01:24:23,933 --> 01:24:26,533
你还有1,000千火力没给主播发

1878
01:24:26,600 --> 01:24:29,033
待会我藏着椰子藏到最后都废了

1879
01:24:29,033 --> 01:24:30,199
怎么回事呢

1880
01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:31,900
哎呀

1881
01:24:33,700 --> 01:24:35,700
给天空飞扬控一下

1882
01:24:36,233 --> 01:24:38,399
给他定身是吧给他定一下

1883
01:24:38,400 --> 01:24:39,533
那这个不能念的话

1884
01:24:39,533 --> 01:24:41,533
大家看完了我就我就不念了

1885
01:24:45,200 --> 01:24:46,833
不要再送给我啦

1886
01:24:46,833 --> 01:24:49,233
送到我直播间已经没有意义了

1887
01:24:50,466 --> 01:24:52,599
送到我这里已经没有意义了

1888
01:24:52,600 --> 01:24:53,533
看看就

1889
01:24:53,533 --> 01:24:55,899
其他剩下还在榜的妹妹有没有

1890
01:24:55,900 --> 01:24:56,900
哪个你喜欢的

1891
01:24:56,900 --> 01:24:58,200
你可以去送给他

1892
01:25:00,033 --> 01:25:02,033
那那行我换个歌

1893
01:25:12,133 --> 01:25:13,233
就不念了是吧

1894
01:25:13,233 --> 01:25:14,666
没没有没有没有

1895
01:25:14,666 --> 01:25:17,466
我要跟大家说那个去年b l s的事

1896
01:25:19,400 --> 01:25:24,700
谢谢儒雅随和郑老爷的IC

1897
01:25:24,800 --> 01:25:25,700
阿里嘎达

1898
01:25:27,100 --> 01:25:30,400
主播能不能说话小点声好吵

1899
01:25:33,200 --> 01:25:35,533
你们都提醒我我才能小点声

1900
01:25:35,533 --> 01:25:38,699
你们不提醒我我我正常声音就那么大

1901
01:25:38,700 --> 01:25:39,400
对不起啊

1902
01:25:39,400 --> 01:25:40,433
谢谢落

1903
01:25:40,466 --> 01:25:42,699
落月的紫金宝盒的聚光灯牌

1904
01:25:42,700 --> 01:25:44,200
感谢阿力哥的

1905
01:25:44,900 --> 01:25:45,700
谢谢

1906
01:25:45,833 --> 01:25:49,466
香草的SLL的不要不要不要送礼物了

1907
01:25:50,200 --> 01:25:52,433
白洁月光高悬心中

1908
01:25:52,433 --> 01:25:55,499
白什么白洁月光高悬心中

1909
01:25:55,500 --> 01:25:57,033
夜幕降临却并不黑暗

1910
01:25:57,033 --> 01:25:58,599
明年我们也还在这里

1911
01:25:58,600 --> 01:26:00,800
我们没有夜幕降临啊

1912
01:26:01,266 --> 01:26:03,033
这不是挺好的吗

1913
01:26:03,066 --> 01:26:03,866
那

1914
01:26:04,333 --> 01:26:05,133
那

1915
01:26:05,633 --> 01:26:06,699
阿里嘎头

1916
01:26:06,700 --> 01:26:09,700
谢谢香草谢谢张老爷的谢谢阿里哥的

1917
01:26:12,733 --> 01:26:15,133
傲娇退缓解我态度能不能好一点

1918
01:26:15,133 --> 01:26:16,599
那你去找物管呢

1919
01:26:23,333 --> 01:26:24,499
就是说呀

1920
01:26:25,200 --> 01:26:27,200
去年的时候我当时不懂事

1921
01:26:27,200 --> 01:26:28,800
我当时也报了那个BIY词

1922
01:26:28,800 --> 01:26:29,600
但是大家都知道

1923
01:26:29,600 --> 01:26:30,500
游戏区啊

1924
01:26:30,500 --> 01:26:33,100
电台区一般都是工会兴风作浪的地方

1925
01:26:33,100 --> 01:26:34,700
我当时正好碰到了

1926
01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:35,800
呃

1927
01:26:38,333 --> 01:26:39,399
个呃

1928
01:26:40,033 --> 01:26:43,399
比较善良然后又比较

1929
01:26:43,733 --> 01:26:47,066
大气的观众在那段时间正好推我

1930
01:26:47,066 --> 01:26:47,533
然后呢

1931
01:26:47,533 --> 01:26:51,233
看我大概忘了多久大概也就就半

1932
01:26:51,233 --> 01:26:52,299
个月20天吧

1933
01:26:52,300 --> 01:26:54,200
然后就上到了28级牌子

1934
01:26:54,200 --> 01:26:54,533
大家

1935
01:26:54,533 --> 01:26:57,299
也知道这个28级牌子是什么含金量

1936
01:26:57,600 --> 01:26:58,733
就当时

1937
01:27:02,700 --> 01:27:04,033
他刚过来的时候

1938
01:27:04,033 --> 01:27:06,333
那个BLS正好第一阶段截止

1939
01:27:06,333 --> 01:27:09,633
我记得游戏区的入围规则是

1940
01:27:11,433 --> 01:27:14,833
入围流水还是什么东西前摆积分前摆

1941
01:27:14,833 --> 01:27:16,399
对当时也会有那个饱

1942
01:27:16,400 --> 01:27:18,000
和之类的那种东西啊

1943
01:27:18,133 --> 01:27:19,399
积分前摆

1944
01:27:19,600 --> 01:27:21,633
入围我排第103

1945
01:27:22,700 --> 01:27:24,500
这活动都截止了

1946
01:27:24,500 --> 01:27:27,033
然后有人进来跟我说哎

1947
01:27:27,033 --> 01:27:29,433
主播你排第103好可惜啊

1948
01:27:29,433 --> 01:27:31,499
我说啥啥103

1949
01:27:31,500 --> 01:27:34,033
啥排名怎么回事啊

1950
01:27:35,500 --> 01:27:38,900
我好像跟第100差了100块钱

1951
01:27:38,900 --> 01:27:40,666
我真的特别悔不当初

1952
01:27:40,666 --> 01:27:43,699
因为按照那个BLS活动全程到后面

1953
01:27:43,800 --> 01:27:46,200
后面这段时间就我有点小起飞吗

1954
01:27:46,200 --> 01:27:47,133
人气上来了

1955
01:27:47,133 --> 01:27:47,699
前面一段

1956
01:27:47,700 --> 01:27:50,200
根本没想过什么自己能打活动之类的

1957
01:27:50,600 --> 01:27:52,000
后面一段人气起飞了

1958
01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:55,033
其实当年应该能混到点什么奖励的

1959
01:27:55,633 --> 01:27:57,799
什么新人赛道那种奖励

1960
01:27:58,600 --> 01:27:59,833
今年也是

1961
01:27:59,833 --> 01:28:02,266
今年那个BLS同样的那个活动

1962
01:28:02,266 --> 01:28:03,399
全站总选赛

1963
01:28:03,400 --> 01:28:05,000
我要报名他不让我报

1964
01:28:05,000 --> 01:28:07,300
他就说报名失败报名失败你没有资格

1965
01:28:07,300 --> 01:28:08,133
你没有资格

1966
01:28:08,133 --> 01:28:10,266
我发现所有人都有那个活动资格

1967
01:28:10,266 --> 01:28:11,066
只有我没有

1968
01:28:11,066 --> 01:28:13,299
那个短位号的话我看了一下

1969
01:28:13,466 --> 01:28:15,433
星星赛道咱们是能打的

1970
01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:17,533
就不需要额外报名

1971
01:28:17,533 --> 01:28:20,866
就就正常每天的流水咱们都能打

1972
01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:27,100
只能说我跟叔叔办的活动有点犯冲了

1973
01:28:32,266 --> 01:28:34,466
主播选择性忽略哥们弹幕了没有

1974
01:28:34,466 --> 01:28:38,666
我跟大家讲一下就是我也不是很难过

1975
01:28:38,666 --> 01:28:41,633
我不难过因为我们这都第三次

1976
01:28:42,433 --> 01:28:45,099
我们都第三次了这很正常啊

1977
01:28:45,500 --> 01:28:47,066
第一次来直播间怎么防

1978
01:28:47,066 --> 01:28:49,066
管观众都是哎呦啊

1979
01:28:49,333 --> 01:28:50,899
有没有一种回到家的感觉

1980
01:28:50,900 --> 01:28:54,000
你实际尽力的没有无视你弹幕啊我我

1981
01:28:54,000 --> 01:28:55,333
刚才是在讲事情

1982
01:28:55,333 --> 01:28:57,899
讲事情的时候就回弹幕就会很慢

1983
01:28:57,900 --> 01:28:58,833
对不起啊

1984
01:28:58,933 --> 01:29:02,033
五选一你头你你推宣仪吗

1985
01:29:02,733 --> 01:29:03,399
理解一下

1986
01:29:03,400 --> 01:29:04,900
塔姐可以贴贴我吗

1987
01:29:04,900 --> 01:29:06,466
我可以贴贴你吗

1988
01:29:06,466 --> 01:29:08,266
你我可以贴贴塔姐吗

1989
01:29:11,033 --> 01:29:13,333
可怜的天籁没有被烟烟毒的弹幕

1990
01:29:13,333 --> 01:29:15,333
摸摸头摸摸头

1991
01:29:17,100 --> 01:29:19,066
错误的只天天美少女

1992
01:29:19,633 --> 01:29:22,133
你是啥美少女你你

1993
01:29:22,233 --> 01:29:23,033
你

1994
01:29:24,133 --> 01:29:26,633
我本来想说你你嘎了是吧

1995
01:29:27,200 --> 01:29:28,833
但感觉又太粗俗了

1996
01:29:28,833 --> 01:29:31,199
不是特别适合我的形象啊

1997
01:29:31,200 --> 01:29:33,100
是不是有点太粗俗了

1998
01:29:34,300 --> 01:29:38,066
谢谢落落叶的泡泡糖糖感谢阿力嘎的

1999
01:29:41,400 --> 01:29:44,333
今天直播的话大概是再有一会

2000
01:29:44,466 --> 01:29:45,933
我是个麦克风美少女

2001
01:29:45,933 --> 01:29:47,399
是啊我是个麦克风美少女

2002
01:29:47,400 --> 01:29:49,433
麦克风就在你脸上你看不见了

2003
01:29:54,500 --> 01:29:56,033
今天也是等一会下播啊

2004
01:29:56,033 --> 01:30:00,333
他他说的是真的不是我们在这RPN演

2005
01:30:00,333 --> 01:30:01,599
是真的真的

2006
01:30:01,600 --> 01:30:04,633
明天早上8点半我又考试

2007
01:30:05,400 --> 01:30:06,700
但又不想总请假吧

2008
01:30:06,700 --> 01:30:07,933
欢迎58345

2009
01:30:07,933 --> 01:30:09,599
晚上好电风扇

2010
01:30:09,600 --> 01:30:10,500
你什么时候回来了

2011
01:30:10,500 --> 01:30:12,433
我从来都没有离开过

2012
01:30:13,533 --> 01:30:15,899
我我从来都没有离开过你

2013
01:30:15,900 --> 01:30:17,433
怎么能说出来这种

2014
01:30:17,433 --> 01:30:20,066
就我什么时候回来的这个情况啊

2015
01:30:20,633 --> 01:30:23,499
煽动睡觉了哥们的棉花糖下回再说

2016
01:30:23,500 --> 01:30:25,533
原来你是给姐姐写的呀

2017
01:30:30,866 --> 01:30:32,666
等一会要下播了

2018
01:30:32,666 --> 01:30:34,599
8点半考试现在该睡了

2019
01:30:34,600 --> 01:30:36,633
对要不然的话我想加班的

2020
01:30:36,633 --> 01:30:38,866
本来这两天精力都还挺好的

2021
01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:41,933
你知道这几天我都没v看吗

2022
01:30:41,933 --> 01:30:43,899
那你知道这几天我都播了吗

2023
01:30:43,900 --> 01:30:44,700
那

2024
01:30:45,033 --> 01:30:46,699
这几天我天天都是这个时间

2025
01:30:46,700 --> 01:30:47,800
你却没有v看

2026
01:30:47,800 --> 01:30:48,933
到底是为什么呢

2027
01:30:49,533 --> 01:30:51,599
弟弟没有v看我没有弹幕

2028
01:30:51,600 --> 01:30:53,400
我们两个人都输了

2029
01:30:54,300 --> 01:30:55,700
8点半考试还不睡

2030
01:30:55,700 --> 01:30:57,133
想给你们直播呀

2031
01:30:57,133 --> 01:30:59,099
哥们的五选一要持续到什么时候啊

2032
01:30:59,100 --> 01:31:00,433
我一直都在念啊

2033
01:31:02,333 --> 01:31:04,666
我超谢谢郑老爷的守护之力

2034
01:31:04,666 --> 01:31:05,933
芳芳感谢

2035
01:31:06,700 --> 01:31:08,466
哈利盖头哎

2036
01:31:08,466 --> 01:31:09,933
为什么不送那个

2037
01:31:10,700 --> 01:31:11,733
送守护之翼

2038
01:31:11,733 --> 01:31:13,999
为什么不送新出的那个礼物啊

2039
01:31:14,000 --> 01:31:15,066
那个那个100块

2040
01:31:15,066 --> 01:31:16,899
好像跟守护之翼长得一样

2041
01:31:16,900 --> 01:31:18,266
比较划算一点

2042
01:31:18,533 --> 01:31:19,833
加一会班吧

2043
01:31:20,866 --> 01:31:22,399
好好

2044
01:31:23,600 --> 01:31:27,466
我说的那个不加班也是播到两个小时

2045
01:31:27,466 --> 01:31:28,633
还有半个多小时呢

2046
01:31:28,633 --> 01:31:31,866
我这个人就是下班要提很早预告了

2047
01:31:31,866 --> 01:31:33,666
不是说我马上就要走了

2048
01:31:36,133 --> 01:31:37,833
下播了在水群到1点半

2049
01:31:37,833 --> 01:31:39,266
然后考试时候睡是吧

2050
01:31:39,266 --> 01:31:41,133
我要跟大家分享一下这个

2051
01:31:41,933 --> 01:31:43,899
为什么下播之后

2052
01:31:44,666 --> 01:31:46,833
下播之后水群的这件事啊

2053
01:31:48,500 --> 01:31:50,666
我最近一直在看一个

2054
01:31:51,266 --> 01:31:54,299
运营命名写的专栏他叫发电奖

2055
01:31:55,033 --> 01:31:56,866
感觉很多经验啊之类的

2056
01:31:56,866 --> 01:31:57,866
作为一个虚拟主播

2057
01:31:57,866 --> 01:32:00,899
运营的角度对于主播看也挺有用的

2058
01:32:00,900 --> 01:32:03,066
然后他下面评论区基本也都是

2059
01:32:03,200 --> 01:32:04,033
微在回复

2060
01:32:04,033 --> 01:32:05,233
没有弟弟能刷到他

2061
01:32:05,233 --> 01:32:07,466
但是他的每一篇东西我都看

2062
01:32:07,466 --> 01:32:09,199
我今天就看他写了一篇

2063
01:32:12,933 --> 01:32:16,599
关于虚拟主播的作息相关的东西吧

2064
01:32:18,033 --> 01:32:19,466
为了跟别人讲

2065
01:32:19,500 --> 01:32:21,000
为了有出头的机会

2066
01:32:21,000 --> 01:32:22,266
选择半夜直播啊

2067
01:32:22,266 --> 01:32:26,533
或者是早上直播这种比较逆天的时差

2068
01:32:26,800 --> 01:32:27,900
然后下播了之后

2069
01:32:27,900 --> 01:32:29,600
为什么没办法完全睡觉

2070
01:32:29,600 --> 01:32:30,700
是因为你在直播的时候

2071
01:32:30,700 --> 01:32:32,833
你的精神是高度集中的

2072
01:32:33,033 --> 01:32:35,633
你肯定会要控制自己很兴奋

2073
01:32:35,633 --> 01:32:37,599
然后你在直播的时候才会有效果对吧

2074
01:32:37,600 --> 01:32:39,133
那我要直播睡觉天天

2075
01:32:41,633 --> 01:32:42,799
你说你会看我吗

2076
01:32:42,800 --> 01:32:45,900
就爱答不理的懒懒的就一副喵

2077
01:32:46,433 --> 01:32:47,999
小猫睡着了的样子

2078
01:32:48,000 --> 01:32:49,433
你都不会看我的对吧

2079
01:32:49,433 --> 01:32:52,099
直播的时候肯定是要保持记忆力

2080
01:32:52,266 --> 01:32:54,899
跟注意力都高度集中的那个状态

2081
01:32:57,300 --> 01:32:59,500
然后下播了之后就很难

2082
01:32:59,633 --> 01:33:01,599
很难完全确实打完IC

2083
01:33:01,600 --> 01:33:02,733
我也气的睡不着

2084
01:33:02,733 --> 01:33:04,933
打完CS你也气的睡不着

2085
01:33:04,933 --> 01:33:05,666
我看错了

2086
01:33:05,666 --> 01:33:07,533
我以为你打完IC气的睡不着

2087
01:33:07,533 --> 01:33:09,599
我还在想啊什么情况

2088
01:33:09,600 --> 01:33:11,900
你为什么打完IC气的睡不着

2089
01:33:13,266 --> 01:33:16,199
就你的大脑兴奋的时候你很难

2090
01:33:16,300 --> 01:33:17,433
直接粘枕头

2091
01:33:17,433 --> 01:33:20,266
就找打的都行不了那得多心大的人呢

2092
01:33:20,266 --> 01:33:23,733
尤其我最近又有很多事物要处理

2093
01:33:23,733 --> 01:33:26,466
然后还有很多我真不是假顿大家

2094
01:33:27,066 --> 01:33:27,866
可能

2095
01:33:28,466 --> 01:33:31,233
兼职v比起全职v差的就在这点吧

2096
01:33:31,233 --> 01:33:34,066
没有办法把全心全意都投入在那个

2097
01:33:34,066 --> 01:33:34,833
虚拟主播上

2098
01:33:34,833 --> 01:33:36,599
即使我特别特别喜欢

2099
01:33:36,700 --> 01:33:38,833
但我客观上也做不到

2100
01:33:39,600 --> 01:33:40,733
人的精力特别有限

2101
01:33:40,733 --> 01:33:43,099
尤其我这种白烂逼就更有限了

2102
01:33:43,100 --> 01:33:43,866
导致最近

2103
01:33:43,866 --> 01:33:46,633
其实我来的这个地方风景还挺好的

2104
01:33:46,633 --> 01:33:48,333
但是有各种各样的景点

2105
01:33:48,333 --> 01:33:49,933
但是我我都没出去玩过

2106
01:33:49,933 --> 01:33:51,133
我最远就是

2107
01:33:52,300 --> 01:33:56,466
去了两公里之外的一个水边

2108
01:33:56,900 --> 01:33:58,633
再就没去过别的地方了

2109
01:34:01,466 --> 01:34:02,899
欠礼物的时候能不能轻点

2110
01:34:02,900 --> 01:34:04,066
隔壁不用休息是吧

2111
01:34:04,066 --> 01:34:05,799
他肯定在玩手机呢

2112
01:34:05,800 --> 01:34:06,933
你你不用管

2113
01:34:07,233 --> 01:34:08,933
他肯定在玩手机

2114
01:34:08,933 --> 01:34:10,233
我都知道他的

2115
01:34:11,200 --> 01:34:12,066
有些要考试

2116
01:34:12,066 --> 01:34:15,266
快睡觉吧我我还想再说一会呢

2117
01:34:17,700 --> 01:34:18,700
水群放松一下

2118
01:34:18,700 --> 01:34:20,700
对啊你的精神状态回落

2119
01:34:20,700 --> 01:34:22,533
是需要一个很平稳的过程的

2120
01:34:22,533 --> 01:34:24,199
水群呢或者是什么

2121
01:34:24,266 --> 01:34:25,533
听一些白噪音

2122
01:34:25,533 --> 01:34:28,033
这些本质上都是让你的大脑

2123
01:34:28,033 --> 01:34:29,433
处于一个放空的状态

2124
01:34:29,433 --> 01:34:30,899
然后就睡着了

2125
01:34:31,600 --> 01:34:33,500
最后小懒猫才醒

2126
01:34:33,500 --> 01:34:34,833
说了一晚上

2127
01:34:38,100 --> 01:34:40,400
你要让我加加大班是吧

2128
01:34:40,400 --> 01:34:41,200
卧槽

2129
01:34:41,533 --> 01:34:44,599
卧槽我爹谢谢周老师体重很厉害的

2130
01:34:49,500 --> 01:34:50,266
我现在就下

2131
01:34:50,266 --> 01:34:51,533
对不起我现在就下

2132
01:34:51,533 --> 01:34:52,699
对不起对不起

2133
01:34:56,933 --> 01:34:58,399
谢谢郑老爷的剃度

2134
01:34:58,400 --> 01:35:00,066
我找奥利亚的

2135
01:35:01,500 --> 01:35:04,933
但是我我真的不敢说话了对不起

2136
01:35:04,933 --> 01:35:06,666
对不起欢迎天地之星

2137
01:35:07,000 --> 01:35:08,266
晚上好晚上好

2138
01:35:08,266 --> 01:35:10,133
谢谢郑老爷的剃度泛泛感谢

2139
01:35:10,133 --> 01:35:11,033
主播撑点气

2140
01:35:11,033 --> 01:35:12,233
再播一个月吧

2141
01:35:12,433 --> 01:35:15,899
等我出国了就没有人能限制我了

2142
01:35:16,466 --> 01:35:18,299
我可以去地下室播的

2143
01:35:18,300 --> 01:35:19,433
他们都住在二楼

2144
01:35:19,433 --> 01:35:21,733
我在地下室他们听不到我说话的

2145
01:35:22,666 --> 01:35:23,633
遗憾止步

2146
01:35:23,633 --> 01:35:25,033
是啊遗憾止步

2147
01:35:25,200 --> 01:35:26,700
没关系没关系

2148
01:35:27,333 --> 01:35:31,133
我操爹热门前我直接下播没有

2149
01:35:31,933 --> 01:35:32,733
我

2150
01:35:33,133 --> 01:35:34,999
我骗他的

2151
01:35:35,733 --> 01:35:37,266
我骗他的

2152
01:35:37,800 --> 01:35:41,866
我不这么说他就要过来过来说我了

2153
01:35:53,866 --> 01:35:55,599
我骗他的

2154
01:35:56,100 --> 01:35:58,800
我不是坏女人我骗他的

2155
01:36:01,933 --> 01:36:03,833
真正的遗憾者不确实

2156
01:36:05,000 --> 01:36:07,400
以前半夜的粉估计掉光了

2157
01:36:07,400 --> 01:36:09,666
可是我每天都在半夜直播啊

2158
01:36:10,533 --> 01:36:12,666
我每天都这个时间段哎

2159
01:36:17,866 --> 01:36:19,699
我最近的时间段很固定

2160
01:36:19,700 --> 01:36:22,600
每天都是晚上11点开始

2161
01:36:24,266 --> 01:36:26,066
怎么会是掉光了呢

2162
01:36:26,066 --> 01:36:27,433
我就算在我之前

2163
01:36:27,433 --> 01:36:29,599
每天能播到2点多的时候

2164
01:36:29,600 --> 01:36:31,500
我的直播间也是

2165
01:36:31,800 --> 01:36:34,800
到后半夜了人气就没有前半夜高

2166
01:36:34,800 --> 01:36:37,300
然后同阶也没有前半夜多了

2167
01:36:39,800 --> 01:36:40,300
我

2168
01:36:40,300 --> 01:36:41,933
特意没有告诉

2169
01:36:41,933 --> 01:36:47,233
轻舞飞扬我的房间号跟我的那个ID

2170
01:36:47,333 --> 01:36:50,133
要不然的话他就会抓到我的

2171
01:36:50,733 --> 01:36:52,633
我不想让他知道

2172
01:36:52,866 --> 01:36:54,599
晚上好晚上好

2173
01:36:55,600 --> 01:36:57,000
我现在这个麦

2174
01:36:57,133 --> 01:36:57,933
都

2175
01:36:58,100 --> 01:37:00,033
含在嘴里了

2176
01:37:00,333 --> 01:37:02,099
不能再小声了

2177
01:37:03,666 --> 01:37:05,433
轻舞飞扬的坏女人

2178
01:37:05,466 --> 01:37:07,233
天人都好女人

2179
01:37:07,900 --> 01:37:10,333
还真是小声点

2180
01:37:10,333 --> 01:37:12,133
继续嘿嘿

2181
01:37:13,300 --> 01:37:14,233
晚上好

2182
01:37:22,533 --> 01:37:26,466
麦在嘴里是一个形容词

2183
01:37:27,266 --> 01:37:29,199
是一个形容词呢

2184
01:37:29,200 --> 01:37:30,666
不是那个什么

2185
01:37:45,433 --> 01:37:46,299
你不好好说

2186
01:37:46,300 --> 01:37:47,533
你为什么不好好说

2187
01:37:47,533 --> 01:37:48,866
怎么了兔兔

2188
01:37:49,800 --> 01:37:51,066
初见可爱卡牌

2189
01:37:51,066 --> 01:37:52,533
谢谢你的牌子

2190
01:38:13,700 --> 01:38:15,400
直播敲键盘

2191
01:38:16,133 --> 01:38:19,066
我把我的指甲都剪了

2192
01:38:19,066 --> 01:38:21,099
现在敲不出来那种

2193
01:38:21,100 --> 01:38:23,833
触发音的那个叮叮当当的声音

2194
01:38:24,600 --> 01:38:27,933
现在指甲太短了不好听

2195
01:38:30,433 --> 01:38:32,699
轻舞飞扬不懂虚拟区

2196
01:38:33,000 --> 01:38:34,300
他都那么大了他

2197
01:38:34,300 --> 01:38:36,466
冲浪要是能冲的过我

2198
01:38:36,733 --> 01:38:38,066
他不是气了

2199
01:38:38,933 --> 01:38:41,199
他要一个一个找太难为他了

2200
01:38:41,200 --> 01:38:44,200
但是他他知道我的形象长什么样

2201
01:38:44,200 --> 01:38:45,000
啊

2202
01:38:45,200 --> 01:38:46,733
谢谢塔姐的爱心

2203
01:38:46,733 --> 01:38:47,833
阿力卡的

2204
01:38:48,633 --> 01:38:50,333
啊不对谢谢台姐的舰长

2205
01:38:50,333 --> 01:38:52,533
我操我的脑子一次是记了

2206
01:38:53,233 --> 01:38:54,633
我操妈妈

2207
01:38:54,866 --> 01:38:56,866
这不是爹了这是妈妈

2208
01:38:57,333 --> 01:38:59,199
谢谢台姐的舰长我操

2209
01:38:59,933 --> 01:39:01,866
我的脑袋是不是记了呀

2210
01:39:01,866 --> 01:39:03,466
主播好像一个猪脑

2211
01:39:03,466 --> 01:39:06,499
就没有办法同时处理很多的那个程

2212
01:39:06,500 --> 01:39:09,866
序啊我我在处理那个

2213
01:39:11,033 --> 01:39:15,833
在控制自己小声说话的时候就没办法

2214
01:39:17,133 --> 01:39:18,833
特别好的念弹幕

2215
01:39:21,300 --> 01:39:23,833
飞扬可以直接开门点杀我

2216
01:39:23,833 --> 01:39:26,866
但是我觉得他应该睡着了

2217
01:39:28,033 --> 01:39:29,999
我觉得他应该睡着了

2218
01:39:33,266 --> 01:39:35,866
可是你不是在明信片上寻觅了吗

2219
01:39:35,866 --> 01:39:37,466
他知道我叫迷呀

2220
01:39:38,000 --> 01:39:39,200
他知道我叫迷

2221
01:39:39,266 --> 01:39:42,099
我操我们现在也有一点点粉丝了

2222
01:39:42,100 --> 01:39:44,600
会不会直接成他的一种可能性

2223
01:39:44,600 --> 01:39:48,100
在百度上面搜索米烟就能搜到我呀

2224
01:39:49,700 --> 01:39:51,533
这样一想的话我两眼一黑

2225
01:39:51,533 --> 01:39:54,599
我可不想我妈妈以后以后在

2226
01:39:55,133 --> 01:39:58,099
网上吃到自己女儿的瓜怎么办啊

2227
01:39:58,100 --> 01:39:59,933
万一我真的哪一天因为

2228
01:40:00,433 --> 01:40:01,933
跳脱玩梗

2229
01:40:01,933 --> 01:40:03,066
然后被人

2230
01:40:03,100 --> 01:40:06,600
V8塌塌开变成了V8新进的吉祥物

2231
01:40:06,600 --> 01:40:09,700
一天有108个帖子拿我当经验书

2232
01:40:10,033 --> 01:40:11,666
然后我妈妈有一天

2233
01:40:12,466 --> 01:40:13,266
就

2234
01:40:13,733 --> 01:40:16,299
想要知道自己的女儿到底在干什么

2235
01:40:16,300 --> 01:40:19,733
然后百度一看全都是V87的逆天发言

2236
01:40:22,533 --> 01:40:23,533
万一万一

2237
01:40:23,900 --> 01:40:26,233
全都是V87逆天发现

2238
01:40:26,233 --> 01:40:28,333
我妈妈难道不是两眼一黑

2239
01:40:28,933 --> 01:40:30,799
气的昏死过去

2240
01:40:32,900 --> 01:40:35,400
我没有我现在声音挺小的

2241
01:40:35,466 --> 01:40:38,466
只是我这个麦现在放的离嘴

2242
01:40:38,466 --> 01:40:39,866
特别特别的近

2243
01:40:39,866 --> 01:40:40,666
所以就算

2244
01:40:41,000 --> 01:40:44,133
收音比之前好然后声音会失真

2245
01:40:44,133 --> 01:40:46,499
因为我强行把声音压的这么小

2246
01:40:46,500 --> 01:40:47,600
声就不一样

2247
01:40:47,600 --> 01:40:48,400
你知道吧

2248
01:40:50,066 --> 01:40:51,433
猫脑国仔

2249
01:40:52,300 --> 01:40:54,200
确实是猫脑国仔

2250
01:40:54,700 --> 01:40:57,900
他5分钟前打过电话现在睡着了

2251
01:40:59,033 --> 01:41:01,499
我我可能太看得起自己了

2252
01:41:02,400 --> 01:41:05,400
啊我现在不是加班4,210了今天

2253
01:41:05,400 --> 01:41:06,900
最近我们这么多舰长

2254
01:41:06,900 --> 01:41:09,100
应该再加上郑老爷的提督

2255
01:41:09,100 --> 01:41:10,300
我们的舰长数

2256
01:41:10,300 --> 01:41:12,866
加班数应该已经来到了4,350了

2257
01:41:12,866 --> 01:41:13,833
但是由于

2258
01:41:14,000 --> 01:41:15,633
最近的每公历

2259
01:41:15,666 --> 01:41:19,066
都留着做海报跟批封面了

2260
01:41:19,266 --> 01:41:22,899
我还没有时间来更改这个背景啊

2261
01:41:24,033 --> 01:41:25,799
等明天我抽空

2262
01:41:25,800 --> 01:41:28,100
把这个背景稍微修改一下

2263
01:41:33,600 --> 01:41:34,800
3楼就是我

2264
01:41:34,800 --> 01:41:36,033
这么厉害呀

2265
01:41:37,700 --> 01:41:39,466
不用算了还是要算的

2266
01:41:39,466 --> 01:41:41,333
因为这样的话大家会有一种

2267
01:41:41,866 --> 01:41:43,533
击杀城塔的快感

2268
01:41:43,533 --> 01:41:47,499
虽然现在是击塔城压死我的那个程度

2269
01:41:47,500 --> 01:41:48,300
啊

2270
01:41:58,033 --> 01:42:01,666
我怎么觉得我我又热又冷的为什么

2271
01:42:04,700 --> 01:42:05,800
你是减半的

2272
01:42:05,800 --> 01:42:06,866
可以抵消一个

2273
01:42:06,866 --> 01:42:08,499
抵消了也没办法呀

2274
01:42:08,500 --> 01:42:10,500
我们我们现在属于一种

2275
01:42:11,133 --> 01:42:13,866
再多压身的状态

2276
01:42:16,066 --> 01:42:20,333
虽然没说话但是一直在听做作业

2277
01:42:20,466 --> 01:42:22,066
菠萝老师在做作业吗

2278
01:42:22,066 --> 01:42:22,666
菠萝老师

2279
01:42:22,666 --> 01:42:26,133
那个a s的剑剑磨得怎么样了

2280
01:42:26,333 --> 01:42:28,666
现在你那个剑剑磨得怎么样了

2281
01:42:31,333 --> 01:42:32,533
我是未来的霸主

2282
01:42:32,533 --> 01:42:34,466
只是新人霸主还没有给我

2283
01:42:34,533 --> 01:42:35,399
我想知道

2284
01:42:35,400 --> 01:42:37,900
我们米安8现代的霸主是谁呀

2285
01:42:38,900 --> 01:42:41,433
你们是不是把我都合了干净啊

2286
01:42:41,433 --> 01:42:42,999
我都我都好奇

2287
01:42:43,300 --> 01:42:46,033
有人在我那个安利贴子里面

2288
01:42:46,033 --> 01:42:48,099
他发的安利我的贴子里直接

2289
01:42:48,333 --> 01:42:51,533
点杀了我的贴吧号把我艾特出来了

2290
01:42:53,233 --> 01:42:53,899
难道

2291
01:42:53,900 --> 01:42:54,700
就是

2292
01:42:55,666 --> 01:42:59,299
贴吧也叫Miamia就这么不值得被尊重吗

2293
01:43:01,433 --> 01:43:03,066
Miamia 8是花期

2294
01:43:03,066 --> 01:43:03,499
这样啊

2295
01:43:03,500 --> 01:43:05,600
那你可以去Miamia吧多睡一会儿

2296
01:43:05,600 --> 01:43:07,333
水水贴啊什么的带着

2297
01:43:07,333 --> 01:43:09,733
带着你的那个27级牌子

2298
01:43:09,900 --> 01:43:12,600
然后Miamia跪下来给你磕头

2299
01:43:13,833 --> 01:43:15,833
那那你的钱什么

2300
01:43:18,600 --> 01:43:20,733
卧槽又有水杯开了

2301
01:43:25,000 --> 01:43:26,066
没有没有这个不

2302
01:43:26,066 --> 01:43:27,599
是大混合啊

2303
01:43:28,133 --> 01:43:30,666
这个是我的那个我当年

2304
01:43:30,733 --> 01:43:32,733
我当年没有想到那个

2305
01:43:34,000 --> 01:43:34,900
嗯嗯

2306
01:43:37,033 --> 01:43:40,266
我没有想到我做v真的能做起来

2307
01:43:40,266 --> 01:43:42,533
我以为我一辈子都是臭底鞭呢

2308
01:43:42,533 --> 01:43:44,233
一辈子都是二三十件

2309
01:43:44,233 --> 01:43:46,033
的没有讨论度的废物

2310
01:43:46,033 --> 01:43:49,299
然后我就把我的贴吧ID也叫咪呀咪呀

2311
01:43:53,033 --> 01:43:55,466
哈哈你们要去查我就会发现

2312
01:43:55,466 --> 01:43:57,533
既没有没有那个什么

2313
01:43:57,666 --> 01:44:00,099
没有V8牌子也没有康巴牌子啊

2314
01:44:00,100 --> 01:44:01,266
主播老易拉罐了

2315
01:44:01,266 --> 01:44:03,866
谢谢铭文圣光的爱心啊那个到

2316
01:44:04,700 --> 01:44:08,133
谢谢轻舞飞扬的爱心谢谢你

2317
01:44:09,900 --> 01:44:10,833
小猫崽子

2318
01:44:10,833 --> 01:44:14,699
还不睡看来你不怕把他放在眼里

2319
01:44:15,400 --> 01:44:17,466
他来喷我的话

2320
01:44:17,866 --> 01:44:19,533
特别的狂暴的

2321
01:44:19,533 --> 01:44:21,633
他肯定不是这么温柔的

2322
01:44:25,866 --> 01:44:27,299
他没有兴趣

2323
01:44:28,433 --> 01:44:30,799
这个贴吧都没有人

2324
01:44:30,833 --> 01:44:32,099
没有人在管理

2325
01:44:32,100 --> 01:44:33,333
欢迎成语妈妈

2326
01:44:33,533 --> 01:44:34,333
现在是箱

2327
01:44:34,333 --> 01:44:37,033
底边的正确的形容词可以更换

2328
01:44:37,033 --> 01:44:39,333
但是底边的本质没有改变

2329
01:44:41,033 --> 01:44:43,833
只有4个主贴的冷冷巴

2330
01:44:44,033 --> 01:44:45,333
这不是挺好的吗

2331
01:44:45,333 --> 01:44:47,099
还有疤呢是吧

2332
01:44:53,633 --> 01:44:56,099
轻舞飞扬喷你的时候

2333
01:44:56,100 --> 01:44:57,833
主播会闭麦吗

2334
01:44:58,433 --> 01:45:00,499
主播肯定会闭麦啊

2335
01:45:02,000 --> 01:45:05,733
说起来啊郑老爷这个月的提督福利

2336
01:45:06,266 --> 01:45:08,033
等生抱着你行吗

2337
01:45:08,200 --> 01:45:10,233
虽然我知道你不好这口

2338
01:45:10,400 --> 01:45:12,100
但我真没活了

2339
01:45:12,833 --> 01:45:15,833
你提督福利上个月的是那个

2340
01:45:16,033 --> 01:45:18,133
猫猫的钥匙扣在做了

2341
01:45:18,133 --> 01:45:20,399
我已经拿小鞭子把那个

2342
01:45:20,900 --> 01:45:23,600
拿皮带把把坐坐着抽的

2343
01:45:23,600 --> 01:45:26,100
如那个铜头陀螺一般旋转

2344
01:45:26,100 --> 01:45:27,700
欢迎广杰晚上好

2345
01:45:28,300 --> 01:45:29,500
可以不闭麦吗

2346
01:45:29,500 --> 01:45:30,800
我们感受一下你们

2347
01:45:30,800 --> 01:45:33,100
你们会对猫妈妈的滤镜碎一地的

2348
01:45:33,100 --> 01:45:34,433
大家都知道我们

2349
01:45:34,800 --> 01:45:35,533
我们是东北的

2350
01:45:35,533 --> 01:45:38,699
猫咪吵起来是很很很凶的

2351
01:45:39,133 --> 01:45:41,599
很凶的谢谢菠萝老师的泡泡糖

2352
01:45:41,600 --> 01:45:43,300
泡泡糖打榜打榜

2353
01:45:43,866 --> 01:45:45,799
兄弟好厉害的

2354
01:45:48,633 --> 01:45:51,333
得睡了嗯晚安菠萝老师能不能多

2355
01:45:51,333 --> 01:45:52,633
送几个钥匙扣啊

2356
01:45:52,633 --> 01:45:54,733
可以啊可以啊

2357
01:45:55,633 --> 01:45:57,933
你比较在乎你的三次元形象

2358
01:45:57,933 --> 01:45:59,133
没关系吧

2359
01:45:59,133 --> 01:46:01,633
哎呀让大家知道你那个

2360
01:46:02,033 --> 01:46:03,233
家里有一个

2361
01:46:03,266 --> 01:46:05,633
二次元萌妹猫猫大尾巴抱枕

2362
01:46:05,633 --> 01:46:06,733
没有什么不好的

2363
01:46:06,733 --> 01:46:07,399
你说对吧

2364
01:46:07,400 --> 01:46:09,333
这明明是很正常的这个

2365
01:46:09,800 --> 01:46:11,500
很正常的爱好啊

2366
01:46:11,733 --> 01:46:14,666
我觉得你要把烟烟放在阳光下面

2367
01:46:14,666 --> 01:46:17,299
放在家里面最最最

2368
01:46:17,600 --> 01:46:18,600
显眼的地方啊

2369
01:46:18,600 --> 01:46:21,066
比如说沙发上的靠垫啊之类的

2370
01:46:21,066 --> 01:46:21,866
或者是

2371
01:46:22,266 --> 01:46:26,733
放在门口一黑一白然后可以当当门神

2372
01:46:27,666 --> 01:46:29,199
臭老爷的福利要什么

2373
01:46:29,200 --> 01:46:31,000
娘娘你好坏人

2374
01:46:31,000 --> 01:46:33,033
12点之后切换人格了是吧

2375
01:46:34,000 --> 01:46:35,800
包邮两斤口水

2376
01:46:36,400 --> 01:46:37,233
哈呀

2377
01:46:38,233 --> 01:46:40,599
那不要的都是抱着你一个还行

2378
01:46:40,600 --> 01:46:42,600
动画小女孩抱着多好

2379
01:46:48,700 --> 01:46:50,300
这味也太大了

2380
01:46:53,000 --> 01:46:56,033
抱枕最害怕的不是洗了晒的时候吗

2381
01:46:56,033 --> 01:46:58,099
我觉得大家肯定有烘干机

2382
01:46:58,800 --> 01:47:00,866
你们肯定有烘干机的吧

2383
01:47:01,900 --> 01:47:03,100
不过我还真不知道

2384
01:47:03,100 --> 01:47:05,266
这个这个最好还是日光晒吧

2385
01:47:05,266 --> 01:47:06,499
烘干机那种高温

2386
01:47:06,500 --> 01:47:08,600
我还真不知道会不会变形变色

2387
01:47:08,600 --> 01:47:11,700
真的毕竟虽然说挑的材料

2388
01:47:12,400 --> 01:47:14,666
是能定的材料里面最好的

2389
01:47:14,666 --> 01:47:17,933
但我不知道他具体到底真的好不好啊

2390
01:47:17,933 --> 01:47:18,733
所以说

2391
01:47:19,466 --> 01:47:20,466
没办法你

2392
01:47:20,466 --> 01:47:22,699
谢谢娘娘的金币泡泡糖

2393
01:47:22,700 --> 01:47:24,400
金币金币泡泡糖呢

2394
01:47:27,500 --> 01:47:29,500
不要的抱枕可以抽给舰长去

2395
01:47:29,500 --> 01:47:30,700
真的要抽吗

2396
01:47:33,233 --> 01:47:35,733
钥匙扣的话亚克力呢

2397
01:47:35,733 --> 01:47:37,099
立牌呢要不要

2398
01:47:37,100 --> 01:47:39,066
立牌我可以给你打一个

2399
01:47:39,866 --> 01:47:42,466
往期的周边套盒

2400
01:47:43,666 --> 01:47:44,466
可以吗

2401
01:47:56,633 --> 01:47:58,866
谢谢娘娘的金币泡泡糖

2402
01:47:58,866 --> 01:48:00,133
金币金币泡泡糖

2403
01:48:00,133 --> 01:48:01,866
我到底吃了什么呀

2404
01:48:02,300 --> 01:48:04,266
我好想打嗝为什么

2405
01:48:05,600 --> 01:48:07,666
淑女在直播里面打嗝的话

2406
01:48:07,666 --> 01:48:09,633
形象就会消失不见的

2407
01:48:09,633 --> 01:48:10,499
不可以这样

2408
01:48:11,866 --> 01:48:13,533
谢谢娘娘的礼物

2409
01:48:15,733 --> 01:48:18,666
没有用你妈妈帮你洗晒出去

2410
01:48:19,200 --> 01:48:21,100
他每天抱的比你还紧可

2411
01:48:21,100 --> 01:48:23,333
还紧软吧应该是

2412
01:48:23,333 --> 01:48:25,933
那个什么好虚拟第二遗憾止步

2413
01:48:25,933 --> 01:48:27,733
那没办法吗

2414
01:48:28,333 --> 01:48:31,699
遗憾止步只能代表在必说说的

2415
01:48:32,000 --> 01:48:34,733
豆虫爆米活动中我们先走一步

2416
01:48:34,733 --> 01:48:35,933
不陪叔叔玩了

2417
01:48:35,933 --> 01:48:38,466
不能代表我的虚拟主播的生涯

2418
01:48:38,466 --> 01:48:40,133
就遗憾直播了对吧

2419
01:48:40,333 --> 01:48:43,833
那不打这个活动的主播那有的是呢

2420
01:48:44,400 --> 01:48:46,500
我们也不能说不行对吧

2421
01:48:46,500 --> 01:48:49,433
这个只能说明你每天的流水很平均

2422
01:48:49,433 --> 01:48:51,733
并且能平均到虚拟区的前50

2423
01:48:51,733 --> 01:48:53,233
你才能进榜吗

2424
01:48:53,500 --> 01:48:58,033
说明你每天都播然后每天都有点流水

2425
01:48:58,100 --> 01:49:00,533
然后因为人们又会理性消费

2426
01:49:00,533 --> 01:49:02,733
所以把我们送到了不属于我的高度啊

2427
01:49:02,733 --> 01:49:06,066
只能说这个非常的理解和支持啊

2428
01:49:07,800 --> 01:49:09,266
立牌可以OK

2429
01:49:10,200 --> 01:49:12,200
你也喜欢钥匙扣我记下来

2430
01:49:12,200 --> 01:49:14,433
等会我找一张废卡写一下

2431
01:49:16,333 --> 01:49:17,933
那个新的冬装立牌

2432
01:49:17,933 --> 01:49:20,333
我会换一个新的厂家做

2433
01:49:20,433 --> 01:49:23,099
会换一个非常贵的厂家做

2434
01:49:24,000 --> 01:49:25,833
所以说啊

2435
01:49:26,266 --> 01:49:28,533
内测的第一版应该是会

2436
01:49:28,533 --> 01:49:30,333
发给所有提督的

2437
01:49:32,533 --> 01:49:34,999
他都要的话我就都发

2438
01:49:35,466 --> 01:49:37,233
最近在联系这个事情

2439
01:49:37,233 --> 01:49:40,666
冬装的立盘是那个胎死腹中的那个

2440
01:49:40,833 --> 01:49:42,999
立在机箱上毒死人

2441
01:49:43,000 --> 01:49:44,700
你要小心别让他画了

2442
01:49:44,700 --> 01:49:47,133
亚克力这个东西我记得熔点还挺高的

2443
01:49:47,133 --> 01:49:48,399
抱枕一般160吧

2444
01:49:48,400 --> 01:49:49,200
没有没有

2445
01:49:49,233 --> 01:49:51,466
我的抱枕是一米八那么高的

2446
01:49:51,466 --> 01:49:52,433
我挑的就是

2447
01:49:52,433 --> 01:49:55,333
我问他你最高能给我定多高

2448
01:49:55,333 --> 01:49:57,133
他说最高我们就一米八了

2449
01:49:57,133 --> 01:50:00,233
毕竟等生抱枕大家来定的都是妹妹

2450
01:50:00,333 --> 01:50:01,799
没有妹妹两米高吧

2451
01:50:01,800 --> 01:50:03,833
我说行那你就给我来一米八的

2452
01:50:04,300 --> 01:50:06,066
所以我气血炎炎

2453
01:50:06,066 --> 01:50:08,066
气血有一米8那么高哦

2454
01:50:09,500 --> 01:50:11,266
下个月你也只要钥匙扣

2455
01:50:11,266 --> 01:50:12,933
为什么只要钥匙扣呀

2456
01:50:14,633 --> 01:50:17,266
谢谢张老爷的爱妃阿里嘎达

2457
01:50:17,266 --> 01:50:18,733
如何评价主播

2458
01:50:19,200 --> 01:50:20,833
声音太大吵醒我

2459
01:50:20,833 --> 01:50:22,466
楼上的哥们我操

2460
01:50:22,700 --> 01:50:23,633
我错了

2461
01:50:23,633 --> 01:50:24,699
我错了对不起

2462
01:50:24,700 --> 01:50:25,300
欢迎哈尔

2463
01:50:25,300 --> 01:50:26,233
晚上好哈尔

2464
01:50:26,233 --> 01:50:26,999
期末怎么样

2465
01:50:27,000 --> 01:50:28,900
你也只要钥匙扣哎

2466
01:50:28,900 --> 01:50:30,233
要什么钥匙扣

2467
01:50:30,300 --> 01:50:31,433
人家要很多烟烟

2468
01:50:31,433 --> 01:50:33,666
喵吗不过下个月的话

2469
01:50:33,666 --> 01:50:36,133
虽然说着可能不会更新提录礼物

2470
01:50:36,133 --> 01:50:38,399
但我可能还是会做出来新的东西

2471
01:50:38,800 --> 01:50:40,633
因为我本人也特别特别喜欢

2472
01:50:40,633 --> 01:50:41,799
我自己的周篇

2473
01:50:41,933 --> 01:50:43,466
就能做出来

2474
01:50:43,466 --> 01:50:45,133
当然我是很开心的

2475
01:50:47,466 --> 01:50:51,066
晚安你也大火阴阳之开心

2476
01:50:51,933 --> 01:50:53,799
立牌坊厂里下老鼠了

2477
01:50:53,800 --> 01:50:54,433
没什么用

2478
01:50:54,433 --> 01:50:56,266
说明我是假的猫咪啊

2479
01:50:58,800 --> 01:51:00,400
你天选也抽到一个

2480
01:51:00,400 --> 01:51:01,933
抽到一个是吗

2481
01:51:02,100 --> 01:51:04,466
对那个是内测版的

2482
01:51:07,666 --> 01:51:10,699
谢谢这玩意亲爱的我不能接受

2483
01:51:10,700 --> 01:51:11,866
为什么我不能接受

2484
01:51:11,866 --> 01:51:12,699
一米八装不下

2485
01:51:12,700 --> 01:51:14,800
一黑两米的身高可以止步于此

2486
01:51:14,800 --> 01:51:16,733
你喊一下我爹

2487
01:51:17,533 --> 01:51:19,599
你都这么照顾我了是吧

2488
01:51:19,600 --> 01:51:20,733
但是我却把

2489
01:51:20,733 --> 01:51:23,833
我却把血废了的贺卡5张一起塞给你

2490
01:51:23,833 --> 01:51:25,299
简直就是令人感叹

2491
01:51:26,033 --> 01:51:27,733
什么事不能光靠我爹啊

2492
01:51:27,733 --> 01:51:29,733
是吧是吧天地之心

2493
01:51:33,933 --> 01:51:36,499
其实我觉得我要是天天在直播间哎

2494
01:51:36,500 --> 01:51:38,333
像别的主播一样也要听呐喊

2495
01:51:38,333 --> 01:51:40,666
大伙抱抱排名吧

2496
01:51:40,666 --> 01:51:43,433
主播没有这个排名吃不香睡不好

2497
01:51:43,466 --> 01:51:45,533
我觉得我们应该也不会现在就听

2498
01:51:45,533 --> 01:51:47,133
但是随缘吧

2499
01:51:47,133 --> 01:51:48,999
这个东西还是随缘比较好

2500
01:51:49,900 --> 01:51:52,633
真的去搞就失去了他本来的意义啊

2501
01:51:52,633 --> 01:51:54,299
现在就属于一种什么情况

2502
01:51:54,300 --> 01:51:55,100
就是

2503
01:51:55,666 --> 01:51:57,066
自然状态下

2504
01:51:57,066 --> 01:51:59,633
我们目前每天直播的状态

2505
01:51:59,633 --> 01:52:00,899
在虚拟区里面

2506
01:52:00,900 --> 01:52:02,600
上个月可以拍到

2507
01:52:03,600 --> 01:52:06,733
排到前50这样我就觉得很厉害了

2508
01:52:06,733 --> 01:52:08,499
毕竟虚拟主播高峰期的时候

2509
01:52:08,500 --> 01:52:10,333
同时有2,000多个人在播的

2510
01:52:10,333 --> 01:52:12,999
大风吹我们都排到前50

2511
01:52:13,000 --> 01:52:15,233
已经心满意足了好不好嗯

2512
01:52:17,066 --> 01:52:20,233
我给主播问夫妇的事人家不搭理我

2513
01:52:20,233 --> 01:52:22,199
嘿呀他们比较忙吧

2514
01:52:22,733 --> 01:52:24,533
有人半夜外放怪主播可以

2515
01:52:24,533 --> 01:52:26,999
都说了吊天顶吧结果说不用

2516
01:52:29,533 --> 01:52:32,233
我们又不是电台去打PK呢

2517
01:52:32,500 --> 01:52:35,433
打不过了叫大爹让大爹过来报名

2518
01:52:35,700 --> 01:52:36,800
天鼎是谁啊

2519
01:52:36,800 --> 01:52:39,700
天鼎我我叫他他就得过来给我报名啊

2520
01:52:41,933 --> 01:52:44,999
天你是我爹又不是我是天顶爹是吧

2521
01:52:46,133 --> 01:52:49,233
没关系啊没事的

2522
01:52:53,433 --> 01:52:55,899
刚干了一项作业7小时后下一项

2523
01:52:55,900 --> 01:52:57,000
两天后下一项

2524
01:52:57,000 --> 01:52:58,866
卧槽我两眼一黑

2525
01:52:58,866 --> 01:53:00,699
7小时之后我也要交下一项

2526
01:53:00,700 --> 01:53:02,333
7小时之后我也考试

2527
01:53:02,700 --> 01:53:04,233
不来飞船说不过去

2528
01:53:04,233 --> 01:53:06,433
都来了我们都没活动了

2529
01:53:06,433 --> 01:53:08,099
没活动了别打了咱家

2530
01:53:08,100 --> 01:53:10,000
我最近没活了

2531
01:53:11,100 --> 01:53:13,433
啊很快我们也没有什么活可以打了

2532
01:53:13,433 --> 01:53:15,633
因为素人能参加的那些活动

2533
01:53:15,633 --> 01:53:17,199
很快我们都参加不了了

2534
01:53:17,200 --> 01:53:18,666
很快就要拿合同了

2535
01:53:21,800 --> 01:53:25,033
别别别别别别鼓捣我天顶天上飞船

2536
01:53:25,033 --> 01:53:26,599
不要不要不要

2537
01:53:28,000 --> 01:53:29,700
不要我要我要下播了

2538
01:53:29,700 --> 01:53:31,233
别打飞船别打s

2539
01:53:33,700 --> 01:53:34,933
没事的没事的

2540
01:53:34,933 --> 01:53:37,599
我没有大家想的那么那么看重啊

2541
01:53:37,933 --> 01:53:40,066
不是特别看重这个东西

2542
01:53:42,100 --> 01:53:44,100
轻舞飞扬已不见踪影

2543
01:53:44,666 --> 01:53:46,099
对不起对不起

2544
01:53:47,000 --> 01:53:49,533
真快下播了真快下播了

2545
01:53:50,066 --> 01:53:51,533
碰到你果梅大赛

2546
01:53:52,833 --> 01:53:54,799
非常弹给我都来了

2547
01:53:56,400 --> 01:53:57,300
何必呢

2548
01:53:58,066 --> 01:53:59,533
真的真的就是

2549
01:54:01,633 --> 01:54:03,433
你要说我我我

2550
01:54:03,833 --> 01:54:05,633
我重视这个活动吧

2551
01:54:05,633 --> 01:54:08,933
因为他不是专门要你送什么礼物来

2552
01:54:08,933 --> 01:54:09,499
那个什么

2553
01:54:09,500 --> 01:54:11,400
就是大家正常送礼物的时候

2554
01:54:11,400 --> 01:54:12,666
附赠的赠品

2555
01:54:12,800 --> 01:54:14,833
来打这个活动就可以

2556
01:54:15,666 --> 01:54:17,866
你要说我不重视这个活动吧

2557
01:54:18,033 --> 01:54:19,099
可能也比较假

2558
01:54:19,100 --> 01:54:21,200
但你要说我有多么多么重视这个活动

2559
01:54:21,200 --> 01:54:23,466
我就想我们拿到一个什么样的成绩

2560
01:54:23,533 --> 01:54:24,499
那肯定是假的

2561
01:54:24,500 --> 01:54:25,666
因为算什么大家

2562
01:54:26,333 --> 01:54:27,666
你是第10

2563
01:54:27,733 --> 01:54:29,466
就从你第17名开始

2564
01:54:29,466 --> 01:54:31,733
你跟第50名没有任何的差别

2565
01:54:33,066 --> 01:54:35,099
第17到第50都是没有任何

2566
01:54:35,100 --> 01:54:37,533
奖励的只有我们打进前16

2567
01:54:37,533 --> 01:54:39,933
才能有实质性的奖励

2568
01:54:40,033 --> 01:54:41,333
能到下一段

2569
01:54:42,433 --> 01:54:44,733
大家觉得我们能打到前16吗

2570
01:54:45,233 --> 01:54:48,433
我们能在心里去这么多厉害主播

2571
01:54:48,433 --> 01:54:51,866
人家都积累了一年两年几十万的粉丝

2572
01:54:51,866 --> 01:54:53,866
我们跟他们打前16是吧

2573
01:54:54,833 --> 01:54:55,999
我们真的打过吗

2574
01:54:56,000 --> 01:54:57,733
做梦呢不可能的

2575
01:54:57,733 --> 01:54:59,699
所以说挺看得开的

2576
01:54:59,700 --> 01:55:02,800
要是那种如果说哎呀就差一点点

2577
01:55:02,800 --> 01:55:04,533
比如说我最后卡17了

2578
01:55:04,533 --> 01:55:07,199
我可能会生气的下播偷偷哭啊

2579
01:55:07,200 --> 01:55:09,900
但是这种情况反而是很能接受的

2580
01:55:09,900 --> 01:55:10,633
我觉得能

2581
01:55:10,633 --> 01:55:11,699
凭什么不能

2582
01:55:13,266 --> 01:55:13,933
什么啊

2583
01:55:13,933 --> 01:55:15,266
把咽炎骨头榨干

2584
01:55:15,266 --> 01:55:17,599
你不要这么说我这样说我会心疼的

2585
01:55:20,233 --> 01:55:21,433
你可以帮我引流吗

2586
01:55:21,433 --> 01:55:22,233
田地

2587
01:55:23,933 --> 01:55:24,899
新人主播

2588
01:55:24,900 --> 01:55:26,500
是新人主播啊

2589
01:55:26,933 --> 01:55:27,799
嗨

2590
01:55:28,433 --> 01:55:30,699
不在意的活动为什么聊了快一个小时

2591
01:55:30,700 --> 01:55:31,866
那不是要说话吗

2592
01:55:31,866 --> 01:55:33,633
我们也不是一直都在聊这个啊

2593
01:55:33,633 --> 01:55:36,666
你们弹幕大家一直都在说这个事情啊

2594
01:55:37,066 --> 01:55:38,666
前16不行的

2595
01:55:42,400 --> 01:55:45,800
只要你给到位手势肯定行个方便开心

2596
01:55:45,800 --> 01:55:47,433
对已经早都放下了

2597
01:55:47,433 --> 01:55:50,333
待会你们告诉我遗憾止步了

2598
01:55:50,333 --> 01:55:53,133
我好像伤心了30秒都没到

2599
01:55:53,133 --> 01:55:54,799
有没有10秒钟啊

2600
01:55:56,433 --> 01:55:59,699
倒不如说我早都早都接受了

2601
01:55:59,700 --> 01:56:01,600
只是最后想看一下

2602
01:56:01,600 --> 01:56:03,900
我们大概能在一个什么情况吗

2603
01:56:03,900 --> 01:56:05,233
你斗虫跟谁斗啊

2604
01:56:05,233 --> 01:56:07,033
这又不是什么新人比赛

2605
01:56:07,266 --> 01:56:10,299
大伙叫新人比赛就是安

2606
01:56:11,100 --> 01:56:14,000
然后咪呀他们几个

2607
01:56:14,433 --> 01:56:16,533
我觉得还有打打的这个可能性

2608
01:56:16,533 --> 01:56:18,699
他不分赛道啊关键是比赛

2609
01:56:19,200 --> 01:56:22,333
你一个几千粉一万来粉的小主播

2610
01:56:24,433 --> 01:56:26,999
你跟人家大主播去打你怎么打嘛

2611
01:56:27,100 --> 01:56:29,200
你要是那种分赛道的活动

2612
01:56:29,200 --> 01:56:31,233
还有可能说积极性高一点

2613
01:56:31,233 --> 01:56:34,066
因为大家都起跑线都差不多的

2614
01:56:34,466 --> 01:56:37,333
对啊我们我们虽然现在遗憾直播了

2615
01:56:37,333 --> 01:56:38,033
但是大家不

2616
01:56:38,033 --> 01:56:40,533
努力的话我早都遗憾直播了好吧

2617
01:56:40,666 --> 01:56:42,433
我们进前50就已经是

2618
01:56:42,433 --> 01:56:43,533
意料之外的事情了

2619
01:56:43,533 --> 01:56:44,199
就像是你

2620
01:56:44,200 --> 01:56:45,033
对对

2621
01:56:45,900 --> 01:56:47,800
对一个对我的期望就是16强

2622
01:56:47,800 --> 01:56:50,633
结果他披荆斩棘打到了4强

2623
01:56:50,633 --> 01:56:51,666
虽然他没得冠军

2624
01:56:51,666 --> 01:56:52,899
你能说他不努力吗

2625
01:56:52,900 --> 01:56:55,100
你能说他不超过你心里吗

2626
01:56:55,100 --> 01:56:56,933
倒不是说我挺惊喜的吧

2627
01:56:57,500 --> 01:57:00,533
我们真能进前我是已经很开心了哈

2628
01:57:01,866 --> 01:57:05,066
1234没晋级没关系啊一怎么他他开

2629
01:57:06,466 --> 01:57:07,633
你送了多少啊

2630
01:57:07,633 --> 01:57:08,833
你送给我

2631
01:57:09,033 --> 01:57:10,333
你送给我也没了

2632
01:57:10,333 --> 01:57:12,133
辜负了嫣然之前的努力

2633
01:57:12,133 --> 01:57:15,199
我们难道40多名就不算努力吗

2634
01:57:15,200 --> 01:57:17,333
谁说40多名不算英雄啊

2635
01:57:17,866 --> 01:57:18,666
啊

2636
01:57:18,933 --> 01:57:20,666
40多名就不是成绩是吧

2637
01:57:20,666 --> 01:57:22,233
40多名是成绩的

2638
01:57:23,800 --> 01:57:25,400
25号还有战队赛

2639
01:57:25,433 --> 01:57:26,399
啥战队赛

2640
01:57:26,400 --> 01:57:28,233
我们没有战队赛的资格

2641
01:57:30,333 --> 01:57:31,866
我们没有战队赛的资格

2642
01:57:31,866 --> 01:57:34,099
他就是一缓一缓的你一直

2643
01:57:34,800 --> 01:57:35,533
啊对

2644
01:57:35,533 --> 01:57:39,233
有资格有资格在所有虚拟区淘汰里面

2645
01:57:39,666 --> 01:57:42,699
淘汰的这2,000多个主播里面达到前三

2646
01:57:42,700 --> 01:57:44,533
你就参加战队赛的资格了

2647
01:57:46,500 --> 01:57:48,133
你不觉得这更离谱吗

2648
01:57:49,466 --> 01:57:50,699
我们没有资格啦

2649
01:57:50,700 --> 01:57:51,533
这个东西

2650
01:57:51,600 --> 01:57:53,933
在那个战队赛是16强

2651
01:57:53,933 --> 01:57:56,266
16进8搞的那个东西啊

2652
01:57:56,333 --> 01:57:58,633
主播确实辜负了耶人呐

2653
01:58:00,300 --> 01:58:01,833
我们四抢就是成功啊

2654
01:58:01,833 --> 01:58:03,133
对啊像EDG一样

2655
01:58:03,133 --> 01:58:04,233
EDG真的冠军了

2656
01:58:04,233 --> 01:58:06,033
但是你如果说他倒在亚军

2657
01:58:06,033 --> 01:58:07,233
谁能说他不努力呢

2658
01:58:07,233 --> 01:58:09,699
大家都没有对他有那么高的期望了

2659
01:58:13,433 --> 01:58:14,133
燃什么呀

2660
01:58:14,133 --> 01:58:15,333
别打了

2661
01:58:16,633 --> 01:58:18,233
全区前三

2662
01:58:18,800 --> 01:58:22,133
比全区前40离谱多了别打这玩意了

2663
01:58:22,500 --> 01:58:22,900
谢谢

2664
01:58:22,900 --> 01:58:26,133
主播荣登现实热门榜虚拟主播榜榜首

2665
01:58:26,133 --> 01:58:27,466
你看这不是有个榜首吗

2666
01:58:27,466 --> 01:58:28,533
这榜首好开心

2667
01:58:28,533 --> 01:58:30,733
比那个Bos有意义多了

2668
01:58:30,833 --> 01:58:31,833
速度截图

2669
01:58:31,866 --> 01:58:33,299
已经加入了我的手牌

2670
01:58:33,300 --> 01:58:35,333
我的行动将会更加瞬间啊

2671
01:58:36,400 --> 01:58:37,466
截图已加入我的

2672
01:58:37,466 --> 01:58:39,333
手牌现在我终于有现实热门榜

2673
01:58:39,333 --> 01:58:40,899
虚拟主播榜第一了

2674
01:58:42,100 --> 01:58:44,400
谢谢张老爷的提督尼Aligata

2675
01:58:47,400 --> 01:58:49,133
我们是第一

2676
01:58:49,900 --> 01:58:51,533
我们是新语气第一

2677
01:58:53,133 --> 01:58:55,466
什么后续内容都是打米比赛吗

2678
01:58:55,466 --> 01:58:56,333
我没有说呀

2679
01:58:56,333 --> 01:58:57,133
不要打比赛

2680
01:58:57,133 --> 01:58:59,999
就是BLS这个活动我跟大家说吧

2681
01:59:00,000 --> 01:59:03,466
说白了就是啥冠军通吃赢家通吃

2682
01:59:04,633 --> 01:59:06,466
亚军都没什么东西的

2683
01:59:06,466 --> 01:59:09,433
季军到石墙什么更是季中季更

2684
01:59:09,433 --> 01:59:10,133
什么都没有

2685
01:59:10,133 --> 01:59:12,266
但是说我挺喜欢硬气的

2686
01:59:12,266 --> 01:59:12,799
如果说

2687
01:59:12,800 --> 01:59:15,233
哪天我们也出了什么什么春游节

2688
01:59:15,233 --> 01:59:16,433
乱七八糟那种活动

2689
01:59:16,433 --> 01:59:18,266
有硬气好看的话我可能

2690
01:59:18,900 --> 01:59:20,333
欢迎大家看看能不能

2691
01:59:20,333 --> 01:59:21,333
如果没有工会

2692
01:59:21,333 --> 01:59:23,199
看能不能打个10强之类的

2693
01:59:23,200 --> 01:59:25,300
因为我挺喜欢那种可以挂在

2694
01:59:25,300 --> 01:59:27,900
主播那个荣誉栏里面的印记的

2695
01:59:28,033 --> 01:59:29,466
没有印记的活动

2696
01:59:31,000 --> 01:59:32,800
狗都不看一眼好吧

2697
01:59:33,133 --> 01:59:36,199
我上辈子最大的遗憾就是我一直到记

2698
01:59:36,266 --> 01:59:37,833
明明我们流水其实挺高

2699
01:59:37,833 --> 01:59:39,933
但一直到记从来没有拿过一个印记

2700
01:59:39,933 --> 01:59:41,033
我不知道为什么

2701
01:59:41,666 --> 01:59:43,433
就如果以后有机会的话

2702
01:59:43,433 --> 01:59:46,199
可能我自己也会刷点流水拿个印记

2703
01:59:46,200 --> 01:59:48,666
因为大家知道女生很虚荣的吗

2704
01:59:48,666 --> 01:59:50,899
我上辈子都能干出来给自己刷10个见

2705
01:59:50,900 --> 01:59:53,933
长然后拿摆件牌子的事情

2706
01:59:54,100 --> 01:59:55,433
就就喜欢这种东西

2707
01:59:55,433 --> 01:59:58,099
喜欢这种华而不实花里胡哨的东西

2708
01:59:58,800 --> 02:00:00,666
确实零点虚拟榜第一了

2709
02:00:00,666 --> 02:00:02,633
含金量郑老爷阿力大的

2710
02:00:02,633 --> 02:00:03,933
谢谢郑老爷的提督

2711
02:00:03,933 --> 02:00:05,999
翻了感谢支持谢谢谢谢

2712
02:00:08,666 --> 02:00:11,333
15天的头像框是不是就是哈哈哈了呀

2713
02:00:11,333 --> 02:00:12,533
所以说他给的东西

2714
02:00:12,533 --> 02:00:14,533
特别没有啥实际意义

2715
02:00:15,800 --> 02:00:17,533
换件印记都来了

2716
02:00:19,866 --> 02:00:20,499
一点了

2717
02:00:20,500 --> 02:00:24,400
房间的小助手温馨提醒看一下看一下

2718
02:00:25,333 --> 02:00:27,399
表情包为什么还他还在审核

2719
02:00:27,400 --> 02:00:30,066
我上次卡了卡了他告诉我那

2720
02:00:30,066 --> 02:00:31,433
个什么不让我过

2721
02:00:31,800 --> 02:00:33,233
呃那个卧槽

2722
02:00:33,266 --> 02:00:37,833
爹不行开香槟了我不行然后呃

2723
02:00:39,600 --> 02:00:42,033
没有记但是反正有一

2724
02:00:42,533 --> 02:00:44,999
一大片的表情飙红

2725
02:00:45,200 --> 02:00:47,200
就他还在审还在审

2726
02:00:49,000 --> 02:00:50,866
大家也知道这哔哩哔哩法务

2727
02:00:50,866 --> 02:00:53,666
给我出个合同都三天4天的

2728
02:00:57,266 --> 02:01:00,066
主播被轻舞飞扬抓到会回答

2729
02:01:00,333 --> 02:01:01,133
回答

2730
02:01:02,100 --> 02:01:03,533
我不想挨打

2731
02:01:15,500 --> 02:01:16,633
我在意

2732
02:01:16,633 --> 02:01:17,699
我在意

2733
02:01:18,633 --> 02:01:19,866
我真的很在意

2734
02:01:19,866 --> 02:01:21,299
那我钱我应该给谁

2735
02:01:21,300 --> 02:01:24,000
好你看一下你现在晋级了的

2736
02:01:24,033 --> 02:01:27,399
谁喜欢你喜欢谁你就可以送给谁了

2737
02:01:27,666 --> 02:01:29,299
你送给我好像没有用了

2738
02:01:29,300 --> 02:01:31,066
到战队赛会清空的

2739
02:01:32,000 --> 02:01:33,666
今夜晚我也是你

2740
02:01:34,433 --> 02:01:35,533
我也是你

2741
02:01:38,200 --> 02:01:41,433
轻舞飞扬要是打你我可以当主播的

2742
02:01:41,433 --> 02:01:42,466
电子纱带吗

2743
02:01:42,466 --> 02:01:44,033
我不会打人的

2744
02:01:44,733 --> 02:01:46,266
我为什么会打你

2745
02:01:46,466 --> 02:01:47,733
婚罚不准重

2746
02:01:48,533 --> 02:01:50,833
啊对对对

2747
02:01:51,033 --> 02:01:52,999
可能会不让我直播了

2748
02:01:53,100 --> 02:01:54,333
那怎么办呢

2749
02:01:55,733 --> 02:01:58,399
让我们去和他们惨无battle

2750
02:02:01,700 --> 02:02:06,700
全程高音量聊BLS给哥们头都刷疼了

2751
02:02:07,233 --> 02:02:09,333
保证给你整个无期徒刑

2752
02:02:09,400 --> 02:02:10,866
反正我今天呢

2753
02:02:11,600 --> 02:02:12,733
睡不了太久

2754
02:02:12,733 --> 02:02:14,499
既然我已经睡了

2755
02:02:15,866 --> 02:02:17,899
我已经睡了就好死是吧

2756
02:02:17,900 --> 02:02:19,700
那也去玩游戏了

2757
02:02:20,833 --> 02:02:23,633
你弹幕的延迟为什么这么高啊

2758
02:02:24,033 --> 02:02:26,233
那弹幕延迟为什么这么高

2759
02:02:26,233 --> 02:02:27,999
大伙都说了半天了

2760
02:02:28,833 --> 02:02:31,466
在胭脂呢还能听个水花香开心

2761
02:02:31,733 --> 02:02:34,633
我巴不得胭脂现在挂科都被推卸

2762
02:02:35,733 --> 02:02:37,666
好事开香槟了

2763
02:02:37,666 --> 02:02:38,999
全职家里直播

2764
02:02:39,000 --> 02:02:40,400
那我估计进厂

2765
02:02:40,500 --> 02:02:44,233
厂里快早点休息快要下播了待会

2766
02:02:44,233 --> 02:02:46,533
这不是这个今天

2767
02:02:48,033 --> 02:02:49,599
刚有点状态

2768
02:02:50,400 --> 02:02:53,933
讲到今天神奇满遗憾直播我就高兴了

2769
02:02:54,633 --> 02:02:56,266
你买的啥呀

2770
02:02:56,733 --> 02:02:57,533
啊

2771
02:02:59,333 --> 02:03:00,933
你告诉我你买了什么

2772
02:03:00,933 --> 02:03:01,899
有没有好玩的

2773
02:03:01,900 --> 02:03:03,466
你最近天天玩游戏

2774
02:03:08,866 --> 02:03:09,866
准备睡了

2775
02:03:09,866 --> 02:03:11,499
完了完了

2776
02:03:12,833 --> 02:03:15,133
现在送我火力也没有用了

2777
02:03:15,400 --> 02:03:17,033
已经没有用了

2778
02:03:20,700 --> 02:03:23,933
还有那个战队赛真的别打打不

2779
02:03:23,933 --> 02:03:26,999
过我们打不过雨中冒险啊

2780
02:03:27,000 --> 02:03:29,333
好玩吗还没玩过

2781
02:03:29,333 --> 02:03:30,533
那你玩过一吗

2782
02:03:30,533 --> 02:03:31,733
一好玩吗

2783
02:03:33,633 --> 02:03:35,833
跟我比啥游戏都好玩

2784
02:03:35,833 --> 02:03:37,133
你好强的攻击性啊

2785
02:03:37,133 --> 02:03:38,333
那你怎么不去玩游戏啊

2786
02:03:38,333 --> 02:03:39,499
你还在这看我

2787
02:03:40,633 --> 02:03:42,866
一直挂科一九不毕业都来了

2788
02:03:43,266 --> 02:03:44,866
好像就差500

2789
02:03:45,466 --> 02:03:47,599
你不要让我知道到底差多少好不好

2790
02:03:47,600 --> 02:03:49,733
我宁愿差5万我也不想差500

2791
02:03:49,733 --> 02:03:51,899
差5万我们我们都挣扎不了

2792
02:03:51,900 --> 02:03:53,433
但是你要跟我说差500

2793
02:03:53,433 --> 02:03:54,866
我就会忽然难上去

2794
02:03:54,866 --> 02:03:56,066
你不要告诉我

2795
02:03:56,400 --> 02:03:58,400
我不想知道破绽

2796
02:03:58,400 --> 02:04:01,133
我不想知道这些这些啊好吧

2797
02:04:03,033 --> 02:04:04,466
冒险是肉哥游戏

2798
02:04:04,466 --> 02:04:06,933
哎呀我一听到肉哥就觉得还挺好的

2799
02:04:09,533 --> 02:04:12,399
我掰开最大的声音都听不清楚

2800
02:04:12,400 --> 02:04:13,666
那不是挺那什么

2801
02:04:14,666 --> 02:04:17,933
大家都留都藏然后最后最后记了

2802
02:04:19,666 --> 02:04:23,066
轻舞飞扬也说听不清我不要不要跳舞

2803
02:04:25,100 --> 02:04:27,200
这就把上传火力送香草

2804
02:04:27,200 --> 02:04:29,400
可以啊但香草也遗憾直播

2805
02:04:31,933 --> 02:04:33,333
我要下播了大家

2806
02:04:33,333 --> 02:04:34,133
我真要下播了

2807
02:04:34,133 --> 02:04:36,033
我感觉到气压正在流动

2808
02:04:36,033 --> 02:04:37,933
隔壁好像要酝酿一场

2809
02:04:38,700 --> 02:04:40,466
非常诡异的风暴

2810
02:04:40,500 --> 02:04:41,900
我不敢再播了

2811
02:04:42,500 --> 02:04:43,933
为什么不给我

2812
02:04:44,066 --> 02:04:47,466
可以啊但是你不是在虚拟主播去播的

2813
02:04:47,833 --> 02:04:49,533
你要蹭点火力没有用

2814
02:04:50,000 --> 02:04:51,700
你得在虚拟去播

2815
02:05:02,800 --> 02:05:05,800
太乱了我感觉到灵压在流动

2816
02:05:12,600 --> 02:05:13,633
再见吧朋友

2817
02:05:13,633 --> 02:05:14,899
考完就毕

2818
02:05:15,933 --> 02:05:17,033
干什么呀

2819
02:05:17,033 --> 02:05:18,833
别挡着你看别的女人

2820
02:05:18,833 --> 02:05:20,599
你不许这么凶我

2821
02:05:22,200 --> 02:05:27,500
已经为了变的更好去掉锋芒

2822
02:05:30,033 --> 02:05:35,633
一不小心成了你的倾诉对象

2823
02:05:43,633 --> 02:05:44,866
我记不住啊

2824
02:05:44,866 --> 02:05:47,499
我我我我就是那种一说话

2825
02:05:47,500 --> 02:05:49,333
开心起来我就手舞足蹈

2826
02:05:49,333 --> 02:05:50,866
然后音量一大的

2827
02:05:51,600 --> 02:05:55,333
所以说就没有那么可爱了一般般

2828
02:05:56,866 --> 02:06:00,099
没事没事反正就几分钟

2829
02:06:01,233 --> 02:06:02,033
没关系

2830
02:06:12,533 --> 02:06:15,599
主要他喜欢开着窗户睡觉

2831
02:06:15,666 --> 02:06:18,533
我们两个房间的窗户是对着的

2832
02:06:19,133 --> 02:06:20,699
他就听得特别清楚

2833
02:06:21,400 --> 02:06:23,466
奥利安为OSK偷来

2834
02:06:25,100 --> 02:06:28,633
这么严我不习惯

2835
02:06:29,100 --> 02:06:32,733
没有你我怎么办

2836
02:06:33,600 --> 02:06:40,833
等了另一个礼拜才学会怎么忍耐

2837
02:06:41,100 --> 02:06:44,666
你给过我的什么

2838
02:06:45,300 --> 02:06:47,266
爱心好厉害的

2839
02:06:48,300 --> 02:06:52,533
我一共现在就在国内住十多天了

2840
02:06:52,533 --> 02:06:54,433
我还去外面租房

2841
02:06:54,433 --> 02:06:55,699
我有病啊

2842
02:06:56,133 --> 02:06:57,866
那我有病是吧

2843
02:06:58,300 --> 02:07:00,733
好的医药费好的

2844
02:07:01,433 --> 02:07:04,666
谢谢大家的爱心我我会加油的

2845
02:07:07,600 --> 02:07:08,466
就是对着

2846
02:07:08,466 --> 02:07:09,499
就是他那边的

2847
02:07:09,500 --> 02:07:11,300
窗户跟我这边窗户是一个

2848
02:07:11,300 --> 02:07:13,233
直角然后贴在一起的

2849
02:07:13,233 --> 02:07:14,266
这就叫对着

2850
02:07:21,666 --> 02:07:23,066
什么浪耿集合

2851
02:07:23,200 --> 02:07:24,833
我几号复播

2852
02:07:26,033 --> 02:07:27,733
我不停播呀

2853
02:07:29,066 --> 02:07:31,199
我不停播啊我天天都播

2854
02:07:31,233 --> 02:07:33,799
谁告诉你我我要停播的

2855
02:07:35,100 --> 02:07:37,033
我十六号停播了

2856
02:07:37,700 --> 02:07:40,933
然后十六号晚上停播到十六号晚上

2857
02:07:40,933 --> 02:07:41,933
十一点

2858
02:07:42,700 --> 02:07:43,500
我

2859
02:07:45,000 --> 02:07:48,533
没有不念啊娘娘我一直在念啊娘娘

2860
02:07:55,800 --> 02:07:57,400
妞妞妞没听到吗

2861
02:07:57,433 --> 02:07:59,066
是声音的问题吗

2862
02:07:59,066 --> 02:08:01,399
我那我重新大点声念一下

2863
02:08:03,400 --> 02:08:05,000
谢谢娘娘的爱心

2864
02:08:05,000 --> 02:08:06,233
阿力哥的

2865
02:08:07,866 --> 02:08:09,799
抖音呀考试胜利

2866
02:08:09,800 --> 02:08:11,500
但是我真的念了呀

2867
02:08:11,633 --> 02:08:14,433
我还说我会考试胜利的

2868
02:08:14,666 --> 02:08:16,399
是因为声音的原因吗

2869
02:08:16,400 --> 02:08:18,933
你们是听不听不清对吗

2870
02:08:21,433 --> 02:08:23,433
放这么近的话就会有

2871
02:08:24,266 --> 02:08:26,899
气声然后声音也失真了

2872
02:08:26,900 --> 02:08:28,933
我就一直不想放这么近

2873
02:08:29,500 --> 02:08:32,900
没有这是我整个人贴在麦上在说话的

2874
02:08:32,900 --> 02:08:35,000
因为他没有隔隔那个

2875
02:08:35,400 --> 02:08:38,433
隔隔隔气的东西你稍等一下

2876
02:08:39,900 --> 02:08:41,200
喂喂喂喂

2877
02:08:42,200 --> 02:08:43,133
喂喂喂

2878
02:08:43,133 --> 02:08:45,833
哎好了我我拿那个给天顶

2879
02:08:45,833 --> 02:08:48,033
写费的那个纸板搁在下面

2880
02:08:49,000 --> 02:08:49,800
嗯

2881
02:08:49,833 --> 02:08:51,633
谢谢年公元6年

2882
02:08:51,633 --> 02:08:52,533
的喜爱的一个

2883
02:08:52,666 --> 02:08:54,866
晚安OSM

2884
02:08:58,066 --> 02:08:59,999
下个总督我继续听

2885
02:09:00,200 --> 02:09:01,333
我不会停播的

2886
02:09:01,333 --> 02:09:03,299
我下个总督为什么继续停啊

2887
02:09:03,300 --> 02:09:04,300
没有继续停了

2888
02:09:04,300 --> 02:09:06,066
十七号能播吗妍妍

2889
02:09:06,700 --> 02:09:08,500
一句自古

2890
02:09:10,900 --> 02:09:15,133
十七号应该可以吧

2891
02:09:15,233 --> 02:09:16,999
应该行就有

2892
02:09:17,000 --> 02:09:19,700
有某些天可能直播时间会换到下午

2893
02:09:19,700 --> 02:09:21,600
因为有的时候我晚上会考试

2894
02:09:21,600 --> 02:09:23,600
我直播间会换到下午的

2895
02:09:27,400 --> 02:09:28,600
确实念啊

2896
02:09:29,933 --> 02:09:30,899
就喷麦吗

2897
02:09:30,900 --> 02:09:31,600
没办法

2898
02:09:31,600 --> 02:09:34,433
我不愿意这样播就是因为他喷麦

2899
02:09:34,433 --> 02:09:35,266
你知道吗

2900
02:09:36,133 --> 02:09:38,399
我不是9IC被虐了

2901
02:09:39,600 --> 02:09:42,833
我听见了我还以为我我记忆修正了呢

2902
02:09:43,000 --> 02:09:44,066
可没大赛

2903
02:09:44,433 --> 02:09:45,933
我们的弹幕快有8种

2904
02:09:45,933 --> 02:09:47,699
一放弃互动感都来了

2905
02:09:47,700 --> 02:09:49,400
别卧槽摸摸头

2906
02:09:50,500 --> 02:09:52,066
要下播了等会

2907
02:09:53,133 --> 02:09:55,066
oh yes me oh yes me

2908
02:09:56,000 --> 02:09:58,000
状态的问题状态的问题

2909
02:09:58,000 --> 02:09:59,066
对不起对不起

2910
02:09:59,633 --> 02:10:01,199
吵醒主播的状态

2911
02:10:02,666 --> 02:10:03,533
我们再见

2912
02:10:03,866 --> 02:10:04,999
拜拜拜拜

2913
02:10:07,800 --> 02:10:11,266
谢谢大家今天的支持万分感谢

2914
02:10:11,400 --> 02:10:12,533
好厉害的