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啊 460答案

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我说a你说嘿英文要不要背背

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你说oh oh oh oh

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那那那你你要要要说什么

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你你你笑我变变变变大魔头你说我

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我的美丽是爱我的唯

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一这个这个新的环境啊

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他捕捉的没有那么准

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说什么做什么感觉不会从头

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我说了走还不走

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不要跟我旁边天在黑地

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你们知道我这个手为什么一直在曲着

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吗

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因为这是我的麦

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我得把这个麦拿到边上来

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草没有尾巴了

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也可以有

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又不是不一定没有

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也可以有

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可以有的

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现在会穿模

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你看

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我要走进你的世界就算我要走近也

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没有意义

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就算能在一起也一样要对你放弃

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就算我也有秘密武器

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就算你能靠近没有回忆

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我的世界就算你要走近也没有意义

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就算能在一起也一样要对

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我猜呢

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这个我是3D我所以能转身的没有回忆

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我要走进你的世界就算我也走进

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也没有意义

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就算能在一起也一样要对

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这个尾巴不可爱

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我觉得他没有我的可爱

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所以我一般都不带着

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没有回忆

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我是不是应该去群里面艾特一下啊

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根据我的这个观众一般起床的时间来

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说

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呃呃这个时间大伙应该都哈哈哈

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让我姨妈做勒不出地转身

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他明天就不认我这个女儿了

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他明天就不认识我了

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卧槽我谁呀

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没有就就忽然想起来这个3 d p啊

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我好久都没有用这个3 d p播了

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不用了快点

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我的网呢

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全体成员呢

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哎他不让我爱他了啊好了

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开播都没在群里面艾特大家

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等下我去倒杯水啊

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不是说以前的不用了

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是忽然想起来这个皮了

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好久没用过了

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白发

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风细柳这是我是

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在干什么

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拿我的麦

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我的这个耳机的麦克风在这个地方

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所以我要一个手抓着他

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你看要么就是左手要么就是右手

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不用艾特烟烟人自己会闻着味过来的

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烟人又不是小狗

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你说什么

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我是爷爷奶

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好久没用这个皮了

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趁着早上这个不是我一般直播的时间

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然后把这个山顶拿出来遛遛

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太久都没拿出来用

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早安小草

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我还要

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这都让我蹲到了

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哈哈我没骗你吧

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昨天晚上说说不吐气就是不吐气

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这是免费的餐厅

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不是付费的

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要是要钱的话我我应该就不会弄了

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OK

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你知道清晨的阳光有多温暖吗

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我不知道

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我只知道我坐在这个夜晚的窗户边上

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挺冷的

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我哪知道啊

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这手好怪

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你等一下我调一下

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我把手放下就好了

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离这个东西远一点然后把这个调一下

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他这个

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延迟大概有一秒左右而且很不稳定

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毕竟是非穿戴式的

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而且换了一个地方之后

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我对这个皮套的驾驭比以前还要弱

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所以说

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一般来说

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忙着开这个

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皮的时候就干不了别的事情了

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为什么不能给你一拳

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他不让我打人了

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好久不见

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嗯好久不见

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我好像一个寄生兽啊

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这个手以一个非常奇怪的姿势飘上来

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超呀我超

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052052考的怎么样

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我记得上次我就问了

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但是你没有告诉我你考的怎么样啊

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耶耶你没开充电哦

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谢谢小心心

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好像可以点哎

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我可以点出来

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谢谢过客的小心心非常感谢爱丽来到

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么么

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谢谢过客的小心心

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这个是这个

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3D的一个新的互动功能啊

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呃小心心跟小花都可以出发

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错峰直播

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我天天都错峰啊

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你们睡觉之前有我睡醒之后还有我

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这下弯道超车了

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谢谢海瑟老师的小心心

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非常感谢阿迪卡特

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谢谢花期

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这下砸脑袋了

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别砸了别砸了

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痛痛

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别砸了痛

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气球

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偷偷想玩气球了

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我没开那个气球

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你再发一遍吧

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我重新开一下嗯

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一看就是老弟弟了

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这软件的功能比我还清楚

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你重新发一下吧嗯

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谢谢老过客的小花花盘

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感谢阿力

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盖到三弟流不了汗

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嗯

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你就试试

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你可以再发一遍

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哈喽哈喽台阶

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呃

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嗯早上好

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这个功能太傻了所以我没开

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别的礼物有特效吗

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那个傻花有

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别的没有现在只有那个花

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傻花那个

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采花跟小星星

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晚上好少年

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呃他为什么这么鬼畜呀

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比我之前还要鬼畜

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这个手艺似是不太好驾驭他了

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曾记这山水静默太离人

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我总觉得他有点迷失了人生的方向

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轻舟邀斜月

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听岸上孤城

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回旋处恰沉醉

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踏青石前门

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又余音两声共

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看来这个东西的效果跟那个

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环境是息息相关的

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我我这边这个

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光源不是特别稳定而且处在我后面

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啊谢谢花期的小花棒感谢阿力个到

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啊

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哇这个特效好好玩啊

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谢谢花期的小花

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非常感谢阿力个到

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比心比不出来吗

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您说一下

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我觉得这个程序员挺土的你知道吧

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他做的这个特效

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快赶上量子少年首播的时候啊

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不是首播

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就量子少年那个沐浴跳舞的时候

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那个MV特效了

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时间停止

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然后他一脚哗一下踹出来一堆花瓣

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大概跟那个一边土吧

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嗯

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宝为了大家的阳间作息付出了太多

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我没有

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是我要睡觉了

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睡觉之前吗

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揣摩太严重了

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对我这个光源在我后面

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我明天去买个台灯吧

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买个台灯应该会好不少

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这模型可以比中心吗

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不可以他会给我十倍成食指

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哎比出来喽好哎

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谢女人比出来了耶

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总看着那年桃花的满身

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要毛球还要说麻了

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我宠你一天哈哈

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哎

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早安啊空了

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好久不见还记得吗

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是为什么

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早安早安好久不见了

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扣了

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新年快乐

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新的一年事业有成身体健康万事顺利

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真的太久没见扣了哦

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谢谢我空老的烟火芳芳感谢阿力盖的

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啊为什么我鼓掌的时候他

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他模型这么慢呀

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谢谢谢谢非常感谢

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这个比心反应好慢

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谢谢空老的烟火阿力盖的

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别买台灯买电饭煲

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都要买都要买

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我台灯有的我只是差了灯泡

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我得去超市买灯泡再买那个

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哦

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哦

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啊对对我之前试了不会揣摩的

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不会揣摩的之前是

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bug不会揣摩的

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你看你看那

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不会揣摩的

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新年快乐

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是单推毛球

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我怎么没印象

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这不是猪皮皮

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一看你就是易拉罐

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让小草跟你说说这个他心里的神回

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3D回的含金量

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可以骗大伙别骗自己

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我没有我没有

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真的真的真的真的

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没有没有

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因为没看到

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怎么还穿啊

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但这个

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3D台词为神中神

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今天其实也有台词

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但是胜光那个英文我还得练一练

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没怎么想过

245
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我也不太打招呼

246
00:13:40,966 --> 00:13:43,299
剩下的我已经结了

247
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:46,566
但是早上感觉练的不好

248
00:13:47,766 --> 00:13:49,199
可能要等一会

249
00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:59,533
今天为什么放的都是都是这种歌呀

250
00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:03,533
嗯灯光不够

251
00:14:03,533 --> 00:14:06,866
还有就是摄像头的那个水平不够高

252
00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:09,766
今天会播多久

253
00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,599
一个小时左右吧

254
00:14:12,366 --> 00:14:14,933
应该不会特别久的我觉得

255
00:14:21,866 --> 00:14:23,466
发现你了

256
00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:28,133
今天不会特别久啊因为是初期

257
00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:31,166
大概也就一个小时左右

258
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,200
没有什么

259
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,533
嗯固定的内容

260
00:14:34,533 --> 00:14:38,866
只是想跟你们说我的3D模型修好了

261
00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:43,266
呃还可以摸摸耳朵看看

262
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,600
虽然会穿模但是耳朵也会动动

263
00:14:50,533 --> 00:14:51,766
这样蛮好看的

264
00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:55,499
这个是系统默认的不是我自己设置的

265
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:02,566
因为昨天睡得早挺好的

266
00:15:06,133 --> 00:15:07,533
啊谢谢

267
00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:11,900
想做神理灵人的七弟的喵喵

268
00:15:12,066 --> 00:15:13,333
非常感谢

269
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:15,300
喵

270
00:15:16,133 --> 00:15:17,399
萨比卡特喵

271
00:15:18,933 --> 00:15:20,166
谢谢你

272
00:15:22,533 --> 00:15:25,933
看了一眼一起排队的人有好多

273
00:15:26,266 --> 00:15:27,566
拿着书学习

274
00:15:27,566 --> 00:15:31,299
我在食堂当中看管有什么的嘛

275
00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:35,566
我们5835一点也不属于你的专业课知识

276
00:15:36,266 --> 00:15:38,899
不信的话可以可以

277
00:15:40,266 --> 00:15:41,266
不行说出去

278
00:15:41,266 --> 00:15:44,666
不要说你看的是我不要说你看的是我

279
00:15:44,666 --> 00:15:46,066
我们我们

280
00:15:46,066 --> 00:15:48,066
既然已经有一个人要丢人了

281
00:15:48,066 --> 00:15:49,499
为什么不是你呢

282
00:15:49,733 --> 00:15:52,333
我认了拜拜

283
00:15:56,366 --> 00:15:57,699
还可以扯耳朵

284
00:15:57,700 --> 00:15:58,400
秀

285
00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:04,266
看这个动作中之人的头比皮球还要大

286
00:16:04,566 --> 00:16:05,366
啊

287
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,200
这样吗为什么啊

288
00:16:11,933 --> 00:16:12,733
嗯

289
00:16:27,766 --> 00:16:31,566
恰字匣子开团就给他比中指两眼一黑

290
00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:33,333
我要摸摸头

291
00:16:33,333 --> 00:16:34,399
反正已经丢人

292
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,333
一定要拉着大伙一起吃饭

293
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:41,066
啊谢谢小男友的比克拉

294
00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:44,533
谢谢杠小男友杠送出的免费比克拉

295
00:16:44,533 --> 00:16:47,933
恭喜你成为了我们的这个粉丝团成员

296
00:16:47,933 --> 00:16:49,533
初见可爱单吹

297
00:16:49,733 --> 00:16:52,299
你起这个名字是想占我便宜对吧

298
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:56,899
燕燕摆弄自己模型的样子

299
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:59,266
像极了玩毛线球的小猫

300
00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:03,099
我都说了嘛我会摸摸自己的头皮像草

301
00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:04,766
摸摸草没关系的

302
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:09,600
啊我的手怎么陷到桶里面去了哦

303
00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:22,766
他ID就叫小男友真不能怪我

304
00:17:22,766 --> 00:17:25,333
这是他ID就叫小男友好吧

305
00:17:25,733 --> 00:17:27,333
屁股股的样子嘛

306
00:17:27,333 --> 00:17:29,499
好看的就好这口是吧

307
00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:36,800
我觉得我应该离大家近一点

308
00:17:36,900 --> 00:17:38,566
好不容易的那个

309
00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:43,066
是谁的

310
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:48,466
谢谢台姐的小心心非常感谢阿丽格斗

311
00:17:51,366 --> 00:17:54,333
三地皮活像个植物人恢复知觉

312
00:17:54,733 --> 00:17:56,866
不错了你想想

313
00:17:56,866 --> 00:17:59,499
二地本来就是比你高危的存在了

314
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:02,366
三地皮那就是比你更高危的存在

315
00:18:02,366 --> 00:18:03,166
好吧

316
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:07,800
匣子9527你只是屏幕上的一段文字

317
00:18:07,866 --> 00:18:12,566
而我现在可以肆无忌惮的跟你比

318
00:18:12,566 --> 00:18:15,199
终止我们两个人的兑现

319
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:19,666
这个结果你应该知道谁赢谁输了对吧

320
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:24,600
哎谢谢傲娇怪匣子9527的小心心

321
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:27,700
不要不要快快快丢掉丢掉

322
00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:30,466
坏人的小心心

323
00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:34,400
一点了润了哇

324
00:18:39,933 --> 00:18:43,399
哎呀我这个手一次是有点半身不遂了

325
00:18:43,933 --> 00:18:45,733
尽量少使用手吧

326
00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:48,133
感觉这个手确实有点半身不遂了

327
00:18:48,133 --> 00:18:48,933
家人们

328
00:19:07,866 --> 00:19:09,066
那还是这样吧

329
00:19:09,066 --> 00:19:12,366
只能撑在这边假装自己是一个淑女了

330
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,466
你玩的明白自己哪个

331
00:19:17,466 --> 00:19:18,866
是中指吗

332
00:19:20,933 --> 00:19:23,499
现在兑现弹幕单方面爆杀

333
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:24,300
对啊

334
00:19:25,533 --> 00:19:28,866
能转身的但是是按键控制

335
00:19:33,666 --> 00:19:35,466
其实啊我偷偷的看了一下

336
00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:38,966
不但能转身还可以呃

337
00:19:40,133 --> 00:19:43,933
他可以做羊角但是因为过于这个这个

338
00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:45,133
过于

339
00:19:45,766 --> 00:19:46,566
呃

340
00:19:47,133 --> 00:19:50,466
过于果然我就不给大家看了

341
00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:35,400
羊角可以呈现一下吗

342
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:38,800
花期你的这个呃我不好说

343
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,300
当然是要假装淑女啊

344
00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:45,100
人有两个宝双手合看呢

345
00:20:46,666 --> 00:20:48,766
我意思是都缺失了

346
00:20:48,900 --> 00:20:50,566
两个都没了

347
00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:58,700
什么倒立洗头就倒立了

348
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:00,500
奇怪气闷了

349
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:02,000
主播除了比中指

350
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,533
可以给单腿粉比个心了我不

351
00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:12,133
飞出来了

352
00:21:12,566 --> 00:21:13,366
击中

353
00:21:13,866 --> 00:21:15,299
标记标记

354
00:21:21,933 --> 00:21:24,333
台阶已经出去过了吗

355
00:21:29,933 --> 00:21:31,533
咋搞个3D琵琶

356
00:21:31,533 --> 00:21:32,733
雨刮器弄丢了

357
00:21:32,733 --> 00:21:34,566
这个是人家的免费三点

358
00:21:34,566 --> 00:21:36,599
我不能要求人家不要钱的东西

359
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,300
给我弄个雨刮器吧

360
00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:40,500
m酱新年好

361
00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:44,999
嗯b K 0717新年好

362
00:21:46,766 --> 00:21:48,299
咱要去倒水了

363
00:21:48,966 --> 00:21:50,399
新年好彩哥

364
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:55,800
早安哎呀我我现在开早安会

365
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:58,000
看到好多好久不见的人

366
00:22:02,066 --> 00:22:05,566
侦察兵报告颜色我看过了白的

367
00:22:05,933 --> 00:22:07,466
不用你们报告了

368
00:22:08,566 --> 00:22:09,399
白的

369
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:11,900
好可爱

370
00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:29,766
算了我一个人比不了了

371
00:22:29,966 --> 00:22:31,766
请你伸出你的

372
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:36,366
一只手跟我一起完成一个比心吧

373
00:22:37,966 --> 00:22:38,366
嗯

374
00:22:38,366 --> 00:22:42,999
虽然我的两根手指疑似有点不受控制

375
00:22:43,366 --> 00:22:45,933
但是跟我一起比个心吧

376
00:22:53,666 --> 00:22:55,066
这个皮的爸妈是谁

377
00:22:55,066 --> 00:22:56,299
这个皮没有爸妈

378
00:22:56,300 --> 00:22:58,933
这个皮是小k直播机自己捏出来的

379
00:22:58,933 --> 00:23:00,533
这皮没有爸妈的

380
00:23:02,366 --> 00:23:05,733
早安回肠道甜头什么甜头

381
00:23:05,733 --> 00:23:07,066
没有甜头啊

382
00:23:10,733 --> 00:23:13,733
牛逼吧你只有三根手指是吧

383
00:23:14,700 --> 00:23:16,466
那你要我怎么比啊

384
00:23:16,466 --> 00:23:19,599
他这个一遮挡了就就不行了

385
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:20,400
哎呀

386
00:23:20,966 --> 00:23:22,966
9527的这个

387
00:23:24,466 --> 00:23:28,199
静音气息闪到了我不看

388
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:29,000
不看

389
00:23:29,866 --> 00:23:31,533
我要去倒水啊大家

390
00:23:31,533 --> 00:23:32,666
我不知道这个

391
00:23:33,066 --> 00:23:36,133
去倒水了之后这个这个这个

392
00:23:36,566 --> 00:23:38,399
屏幕会什么样子

393
00:23:40,733 --> 00:23:42,699
你甚至都不能合上手掌

394
00:23:42,733 --> 00:23:46,099
合上还是还是能合上的吧

395
00:23:48,266 --> 00:23:52,366
能能喝上但是只能保持这个距离

396
00:23:52,466 --> 00:23:54,166
不能做别的事情

397
00:23:55,333 --> 00:23:57,999
如果鼓掌的话就会进行一个

398
00:23:58,300 --> 00:23:59,766
动补的崩坏

399
00:24:06,533 --> 00:24:09,466
谢谢台姐的小心心非常感谢

400
00:24:11,500 --> 00:24:12,666
你要干嘛

401
00:24:13,300 --> 00:24:14,700
你要干什么

402
00:24:16,333 --> 00:24:19,966
对啊他会直接揣摩的特别离谱

403
00:24:20,700 --> 00:24:25,333
我本来买了跟这个相配合的摄像头的

404
00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:29,100
结果大家也知道特别难用

405
00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:31,000
我就又给退回去了

406
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,300
感觉我的这个

407
00:24:35,300 --> 00:24:37,266
正都在失败当中啊

408
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:42,600
谢谢少女的告白花束

409
00:24:42,733 --> 00:24:43,666
谢谢

410
00:24:44,333 --> 00:24:45,133
嗯

411
00:24:46,166 --> 00:24:49,333
耶耶耶君的铃铛

412
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,800
献上你的告白花手阿里嘎到

413
00:24:57,933 --> 00:24:59,333
鼓鼓掌嘛

414
00:24:59,333 --> 00:25:01,566
嘿呀这个身体

415
00:25:01,566 --> 00:25:05,966
刚刚抢来的身体不受我的控制啊

416
00:25:09,533 --> 00:25:11,199
为什么这个没有特效

417
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:15,066
有特效的只有小心心跟那个撒花

418
00:25:15,133 --> 00:25:17,499
只有这两个礼物是有特效的

419
00:25:17,500 --> 00:25:19,266
别的礼物暂时都没有

420
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:25,766
是吧

421
00:25:27,766 --> 00:25:32,466
啊小孩子9527看到没有看到没有

422
00:25:32,466 --> 00:25:35,733
这就送给你的你记得截一张图然后

423
00:25:36,700 --> 00:25:37,766
摇起来啊

424
00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:39,466
随便找一个啊

425
00:25:39,466 --> 00:25:42,966
不对找一个很很贵的画框裱起来

426
00:25:42,966 --> 00:25:44,733
好吧快截图

427
00:25:44,733 --> 00:25:46,099
你快照一张相

428
00:25:46,166 --> 00:25:48,466
为我的尊容拍照之后

429
00:25:50,066 --> 00:25:50,866
哎

430
00:25:53,700 --> 00:25:56,166
能发气球吗可以呀

431
00:25:57,966 --> 00:25:58,866
比原来的好看

432
00:25:58,866 --> 00:26:00,499
我不允许你这么说

433
00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:02,733
我的家务妈妈是最强的

434
00:26:02,866 --> 00:26:04,866
我要撸袖子干架了

435
00:26:05,466 --> 00:26:07,566
也不可以说这是免费的

436
00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:09,766
皮没有比原来的好看

437
00:26:25,333 --> 00:26:27,333
意思是一个刚刚

438
00:26:27,733 --> 00:26:30,399
重夺了自己的身体控制权的人

439
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,166
用半身不遂的双手

440
00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:36,600
坚强的打碎了气球给大家表演怎么样

441
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,966
此处是不是应该有掌声

442
00:26:43,466 --> 00:26:44,566
欢迎幸运

443
00:26:44,566 --> 00:26:45,766
新年好啊

444
00:26:49,733 --> 00:26:51,799
怎么又是气球啊

445
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,466
大茄子永远的神

446
00:27:01,466 --> 00:27:02,466
没有可比性

447
00:27:02,466 --> 00:27:05,333
正确的什么生产至今

448
00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:06,966
啊

449
00:27:06,966 --> 00:27:10,799
为什么我们又有什么实施星光了啊

450
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:13,533
恭喜主播米呀米啊荣

451
00:27:13,766 --> 00:27:18,166
现实热门榜总榜第五我们是

452
00:27:20,866 --> 00:27:23,599
我们是前五名

453
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:25,566
恭喜恭喜

454
00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:33,966
这个比心比不出来耶

455
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:38,533
那给大家比个比个枪吧

456
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:50,266
大家能看到这个灯光对于这种

457
00:27:50,766 --> 00:27:53,199
没有穿戴式设备的

458
00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:56,666
直接靠摄像头捕捉的这种东西

459
00:27:56,666 --> 00:27:57,866
影响很大

460
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,600
我试一下开个

461
00:27:59,700 --> 00:28:02,200
开个手电筒会不会好一些呀

462
00:28:07,966 --> 00:28:10,333
开个手电筒还是会崩

463
00:28:10,333 --> 00:28:14,466
就在头顶上开一个光源啊感觉好一些

464
00:28:16,466 --> 00:28:20,499
我现在左手给自己打着手机的手电筒

465
00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:23,666
右手在这边试会不会好一些

466
00:28:24,766 --> 00:28:27,399
什么艰苦朴素的VIP呀

467
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,333
连个台灯都买不起

468
00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:31,599
卧槽两眼一黑

469
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,100
屋的灯光太暗了

470
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:41,166
你都没有小星星ID

471
00:28:41,166 --> 00:28:43,333
为什么呀我话都说不明白了

472
00:28:43,333 --> 00:28:45,199
摸摸头摸摸头

473
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,266
胜哥摸摸头

474
00:28:47,366 --> 00:28:49,166
不要难过摸摸

475
00:28:49,966 --> 00:28:50,899
我怎么好像

476
00:28:50,900 --> 00:28:53,500
从自己脑子里往出掏东西啊

477
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:01,600
50强手指的确吓人

478
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:05,733
确实衣服也不能穿太厚你要我

479
00:29:07,133 --> 00:29:08,733
你要我脱衣服吗

480
00:29:09,366 --> 00:29:11,266
也好像也不是不行

481
00:29:12,266 --> 00:29:16,499
我今天本来给就是为了买这个毛衣嘛

482
00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:18,366
我给你们看一下这个毛衣

483
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:21,366
我本来为了买这个毛衣

484
00:29:21,733 --> 00:29:25,166
我充了30块钱我算错比率了

485
00:29:25,166 --> 00:29:28,133
结果发现我充3块就行

486
00:29:30,666 --> 00:29:33,566
哎就导致我最后又买了好多其他

487
00:29:33,566 --> 00:29:34,533
的衣服啊

488
00:29:34,533 --> 00:29:35,799
裙子啊之类的

489
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:37,500
因为我算错比例了

490
00:29:37,500 --> 00:29:38,533
这个怎么样

491
00:29:43,133 --> 00:29:44,133
这个怎么样

492
00:30:05,666 --> 00:30:08,266
我要是能在头顶放太阳

493
00:30:08,866 --> 00:30:10,599
我就不会

494
00:30:11,066 --> 00:30:12,766
现在在这边

495
00:30:12,966 --> 00:30:14,066
边受冻

496
00:30:14,066 --> 00:30:17,699
边假装自己这边是早上在这边直播了

497
00:30:20,733 --> 00:30:22,333
好高级的直播间还

498
00:30:22,333 --> 00:30:23,699
有手语老师

499
00:30:24,366 --> 00:30:26,366
脑子里没东西啊

500
00:30:26,733 --> 00:30:29,333
谢谢可乐加VC的关注非常感谢

501
00:30:29,333 --> 00:30:30,666
有钱是吧

502
00:30:31,333 --> 00:30:35,599
我充错了本来要充3块就行的

503
00:30:38,366 --> 00:30:40,266
什么嘚瑟女团服

504
00:30:40,266 --> 00:30:41,999
你不可以抨击我

505
00:30:49,466 --> 00:30:54,266
公约我跟新舍友还有现在的这个

506
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:58,533
我们这个房子里面住的三个人

507
00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:02,566
明天下午两点一起吃个饭

508
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,533
下午2点

509
00:31:07,133 --> 00:31:10,133
可是下午2点我要给你们直播呀

510
00:31:10,933 --> 00:31:12,499
问问他可不可以晚一点

511
00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:14,666
可以晚一点吗

512
00:31:16,066 --> 00:31:17,699
3点左右

513
00:31:22,066 --> 00:31:24,166
有点小恶魔的感觉

514
00:31:24,333 --> 00:31:26,099
要不是这个头发不适合

515
00:31:26,100 --> 00:31:27,900
其实我还有别的配件

516
00:31:29,333 --> 00:31:31,333
那我有翅膀的

517
00:31:31,766 --> 00:31:34,166
但是头发总是揣摩

518
00:31:35,966 --> 00:31:37,799
这下小恶魔了

519
00:31:52,866 --> 00:31:53,866
房东约饭

520
00:31:53,866 --> 00:31:58,099
商讨不能一个人在房间自言自语的事

521
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:01,266
那他要商讨这个事情我就不跟他玩了

522
00:32:01,266 --> 00:32:02,599
我就那个什么

523
00:32:02,866 --> 00:32:05,366
我就我就换房子了

524
00:32:05,366 --> 00:32:06,266
不行

525
00:32:07,100 --> 00:32:10,600
没事的他又不在这边住应该没关系吧

526
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:12,466
他应该也管不到我的

527
00:32:13,933 --> 00:32:17,199
房东还会约住户一起吃饭呢

528
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:20,800
他是这样的我们租的这个房子的房东

529
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,800
也跟我们是一个学校的校友

530
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:27,100
然后他跟他女朋友两个人毕业了

531
00:32:27,100 --> 00:32:28,500
去别的地方了

532
00:32:28,566 --> 00:32:31,399
所以这个房子就租出来给我们住

533
00:32:31,866 --> 00:32:34,466
嗯然后价格也挺便宜的

534
00:32:34,466 --> 00:32:36,999
就属于那种类似于友情价吧

535
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,666
反正是比我们当地的那个其他

536
00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:41,399
房子要便宜一些

537
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:44,866
条件

538
00:32:44,866 --> 00:32:48,266
跟地理位置跟安全性之类的也还算

539
00:32:48,266 --> 00:32:50,899
可以所以说嗯

540
00:32:51,366 --> 00:32:53,566
也算比较有情的一个房子

541
00:32:53,566 --> 00:32:56,166
我也忘了我怎么找到这个房子的

542
00:32:56,666 --> 00:32:58,599
主播为什么有四只耳朵

543
00:33:00,333 --> 00:33:02,199
被房东约了

544
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,133
没有没有

545
00:33:06,133 --> 00:33:08,866
主播这个头上的是

546
00:33:09,566 --> 00:33:12,866
发卡然后这个是真耳朵

547
00:33:12,866 --> 00:33:16,266
3D模型的话这个是真正的耳朵

548
00:33:16,900 --> 00:33:19,866
头上的是发卡哦是假的

549
00:33:23,266 --> 00:33:24,466
没关系的

550
00:33:24,466 --> 00:33:28,266
我都跟他们说我是电台区女主播啊

551
00:33:28,266 --> 00:33:31,133
我不是虚拟区的我不认识

552
00:33:31,900 --> 00:33:34,000
什么虚拟区啊真不熟

553
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000
好吧真不熟

554
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:44,200
哈哈

555
00:33:46,466 --> 00:33:49,199
哈哈就像小恶魔

556
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:53,266
有没有有没有那个小恶魔的感觉

557
00:33:53,866 --> 00:33:57,299
应该这个时候唱个隔岸之类的

558
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:00,333
然后再摇个花手

559
00:34:01,733 --> 00:34:03,866
不行啊他摇不过来

560
00:34:08,866 --> 00:34:10,933
太潮喽happy

561
00:34:14,700 --> 00:34:18,266
没有尾巴没有感觉了啊

562
00:34:21,533 --> 00:34:22,933
网络弄潮了

563
00:34:22,933 --> 00:34:25,599
腻歪歪的太长了

564
00:34:25,866 --> 00:34:28,066
第一张防盗太太

565
00:34:30,133 --> 00:34:32,866
阿嫣的高中成绩并不理想

566
00:34:32,866 --> 00:34:35,299
他们有点记不住我的名字

567
00:34:35,300 --> 00:34:37,566
然后我跟他们说你们不行的话

568
00:34:37,566 --> 00:34:39,499
你们叫我咪啊就行

569
00:34:40,066 --> 00:34:41,899
主播播了多长时间

570
00:34:41,900 --> 00:34:44,700
34分零41秒

571
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,533
我没有不愿意承认

572
00:34:48,533 --> 00:34:52,666
你们这是一种一种防和的意识

573
00:34:52,766 --> 00:34:54,466
很重要的

574
00:34:54,466 --> 00:34:55,666
你知不知道

575
00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:01,300
可爱妮

576
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:03,800
什么麻花手

577
00:35:04,700 --> 00:35:06,600
他这个真的摇不动哎

578
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:19,933
够呛了主播可以爬了

579
00:35:19,933 --> 00:35:21,533
你就为了这个是吧

580
00:35:21,900 --> 00:35:23,300
还没睡够

581
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:26,700
你嘴上说着还没睡够其实却

582
00:35:27,366 --> 00:35:30,799
来到了我的直播间来观看我的直播

583
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,933
这是为什么呢

584
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:41,066
反向网络开合了

585
00:35:41,066 --> 00:35:43,399
反转了备战的咪呀太多了

586
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,900
是啊边上有好多好多咪呀呢

587
00:35:45,900 --> 00:35:47,666
不用担心也没关系的

588
00:35:47,666 --> 00:35:51,566
而且我可以跟他们说我是呃虎牙的

589
00:35:52,166 --> 00:35:53,933
斗鱼的女主播

590
00:35:53,933 --> 00:35:55,266
这反正不是哔哩哔哩

591
00:35:55,266 --> 00:35:56,366
哔哩哔哩什么呀

592
00:35:56,366 --> 00:35:57,366
我是现充

593
00:35:57,366 --> 00:35:59,066
真不熟真不熟

594
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,366
中指攻击

595
00:36:07,066 --> 00:36:09,399
谢谢SB骰子的小心心

596
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:10,466
非常感谢

597
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,700
我说了要去倒水

598
00:36:22,566 --> 00:36:25,733
我得去倒个水家人们没东西喝了

599
00:36:25,733 --> 00:36:26,533
可

600
00:36:27,166 --> 00:36:29,566
唯恐二次元属性爆了是吧

601
00:36:29,566 --> 00:36:32,266
他们都已经知道我是二次元了

602
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,333
因为我在平常说话的时候

603
00:36:34,333 --> 00:36:36,766
我会故意把声音压下去一点

604
00:36:37,300 --> 00:36:39,766
哎呦这谁洗衣服不关门啊

605
00:36:40,300 --> 00:36:41,600
气死我了

606
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,100
SP头子

607
00:36:44,733 --> 00:36:45,533
啊

608
00:36:47,300 --> 00:36:48,500
对不起

609
00:36:49,333 --> 00:36:50,966
对不起对不起

610
00:36:50,966 --> 00:36:52,699
空洞你给我被拉塞

611
00:36:53,566 --> 00:36:56,266
对不起对不起我错了

612
00:36:58,700 --> 00:37:00,333
好了好了我知道了

613
00:37:00,333 --> 00:37:02,133
谢谢SB虫子的小心心

614
00:37:02,133 --> 00:37:03,133
非常感谢

615
00:37:08,966 --> 00:37:11,466
不行这身太长了我还是换回去吧

616
00:37:11,466 --> 00:37:13,066
我觉得还是那毛衣适合我

617
00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:19,733
this way even though we're changing what can i say

618
00:37:20,966 --> 00:37:23,099
just another cliche

619
00:37:24,100 --> 00:37:26,200
and fuck the foreplay

620
00:37:27,366 --> 00:37:31,299
could be tried this one那我先去了我

621
00:37:31,666 --> 00:37:33,266
ha ha

622
00:37:41,966 --> 00:37:42,766
ha ha ha

623
00:37:42,900 --> 00:37:45,266
挥个手都变成了奢望

624
00:37:45,266 --> 00:37:46,566
我的天呐

625
00:37:46,700 --> 00:37:47,933
嫌弃了我

626
00:37:48,566 --> 00:37:52,166
这毛衣有种小孩偷穿大人衣服的感觉

627
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:54,066
没有啊哎呀

628
00:37:54,666 --> 00:37:57,999
哎呀忘穿裤子了对不起大家

629
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,000
现在回来

630
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:03,533
这下直播中忘穿裤子了

631
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:06,733
我我忘了把裤子穿上再出来了

632
00:38:06,866 --> 00:38:08,333
对不起对不起

633
00:38:08,333 --> 00:38:10,133
嗯现在好了

634
00:38:10,366 --> 00:38:11,999
好的你滚门拉萨

635
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,000
就还好吧

636
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,600
你看跟这个这个这个下半

637
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:27,066
这个下半结合在一起还挺可爱的

638
00:38:31,666 --> 00:38:35,399
主播的四肢一次是偷了别人的

639
00:38:47,866 --> 00:38:49,533
音乐咋变成3D的了

640
00:38:49,533 --> 00:38:52,166
因为想起来有这个皮没用过

641
00:38:53,533 --> 00:38:55,299
好久都没拿出来用了

642
00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:56,666
拿出来热热

643
00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:00,533
我先去倒水了家人们不要太香了

644
00:39:01,500 --> 00:39:06,600
even though we're changing what can i say

645
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:12,566
just another cliche and fuck the foreplay

646
00:39:13,933 --> 00:39:18,366
could we try this one more day

647
00:39:58,933 --> 00:39:59,733
啊

648
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:15,600
love

649
00:40:25,366 --> 00:40:27,566
我为啥在一直转啊

650
00:40:29,133 --> 00:40:29,933
哎

651
00:40:30,766 --> 00:40:34,599
为啥我我去倒了个水桶街比之前多了

652
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,766
我为什么在一直转啊

653
00:40:39,866 --> 00:40:40,666
哈哈哈哈

654
00:40:40,666 --> 00:40:42,266
这模型超了

655
00:40:42,733 --> 00:40:44,466
哎他干什么了

656
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:47,933
这模型在自己尾巴了

657
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:50,400
五五五五新的刚刚好

658
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:52,966
五五新有自己的想法在干嘛

659
00:40:53,933 --> 00:40:55,166
他在干什么

660
00:40:58,266 --> 00:41:01,466
我没有看东西我我刚才我去倒水了

661
00:41:01,466 --> 00:41:03,666
我不知道我哪知道

662
00:41:09,466 --> 00:41:11,266
魔性比主播还能硬

663
00:41:12,733 --> 00:41:15,133
狗都喜欢追尾巴哇

664
00:41:18,700 --> 00:41:22,000
就是坏了环境坏了这个这个

665
00:41:22,566 --> 00:41:24,699
光源之后我的这个

666
00:41:24,866 --> 00:41:27,499
手部丧失了大部分的灵敏度

667
00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:32,066
只有对夹子9527比中指又快又准

668
00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:37,733
模型太会扭了主播学一下

669
00:41:37,900 --> 00:41:40,100
嗯我也可以

670
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,100
我也可以

671
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,733
哎我后背没穿东西吗

672
00:41:45,300 --> 00:41:47,900
这个衣服后面是空的吗

673
00:41:48,866 --> 00:41:50,866
啊没有是正常的

674
00:41:53,733 --> 00:41:55,699
哥们有专属动作

675
00:41:56,100 --> 00:41:59,300
现实跟别的演员人都是哎

676
00:41:59,366 --> 00:42:01,299
勾直骑士拉勾勾

677
00:42:01,366 --> 00:42:04,733
我们永远不分开跟傻子9527睡

678
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:12,300
给你一拳

679
00:42:13,966 --> 00:42:15,933
这一拳给的挺奇怪

680
00:42:18,133 --> 00:42:20,899
哥们算你1/5的医师

681
00:42:21,266 --> 00:42:24,499
你怎么不说我算你1/2的爹呢

682
00:42:25,566 --> 00:42:28,999
他可以360度无死角旋转我不行

683
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,566
我这样的话我会

684
00:42:30,700 --> 00:42:32,666
耳机会绕在我脖子上的

685
00:42:32,666 --> 00:42:33,699
这样不行的

686
00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:41,600
不能总是用这个3D皮肤

687
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:44,133
你们就能看出来中指人是一个

688
00:42:44,166 --> 00:42:45,966
有多动症的人

689
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,100
我看他们很多人用这个3D皮肤

690
00:42:48,100 --> 00:42:49,200
都很安静了

691
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:50,200
但我其实

692
00:42:50,333 --> 00:42:51,766
我用这个皮肤的时候

693
00:42:51,766 --> 00:42:53,966
没有特意去做很多那个

694
00:42:54,100 --> 00:42:55,066
动作

695
00:42:55,900 --> 00:42:59,666
我平常有二弟的时候就这么能动

696
00:42:59,666 --> 00:43:01,799
就就这么有多动症了

697
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:04,000
其实好事

698
00:43:21,666 --> 00:43:26,266
被耳机缠住的烟QP

699
00:43:26,866 --> 00:43:28,266
那是什么呀

700
00:43:29,466 --> 00:43:32,999
什么是被耳机缠住的烟QP

701
00:43:38,333 --> 00:43:39,766
很有精神

702
00:43:39,866 --> 00:43:41,733
没有他在外面收拾东西

703
00:43:41,733 --> 00:43:44,066
我刚才出去倒水碰到人家了

704
00:43:44,300 --> 00:43:46,066
他他就在我墙外

705
00:43:46,066 --> 00:43:48,066
面我觉得他应该能听到我说话

706
00:43:48,066 --> 00:43:50,099
但我觉得不太好

707
00:43:50,500 --> 00:43:52,133
电脑不能用蓝牙耳机的

708
00:43:52,133 --> 00:43:53,699
直播不能用蓝牙耳机

709
00:43:53,700 --> 00:43:55,366
因为蓝牙耳机有延迟

710
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:57,666
如果直播用蓝牙耳机的话

711
00:43:57,666 --> 00:43:59,866
就就会受到不幸

712
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:02,266
我看懂了

713
00:44:07,733 --> 00:44:10,366
你竖过来看言文字

714
00:44:15,666 --> 00:44:17,366
暗示我是一个球是吧

715
00:44:17,366 --> 00:44:19,166
中间被一个线缠着

716
00:44:19,166 --> 00:44:20,299
干什么嘛

717
00:44:26,100 --> 00:44:27,766
早上的直播

718
00:44:28,166 --> 00:44:31,266
播一会就该睡觉了

719
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:37,933
室友他怎么一直在

720
00:44:40,966 --> 00:44:41,766
good

721
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:45,800
你说的是那个哦哦哦这样是那个good

722
00:44:46,566 --> 00:44:47,366
吗

723
00:45:04,533 --> 00:45:07,599
好困好困想睡觉

724
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:10,000
我这边现在是晚上了是啊

725
00:45:12,166 --> 00:45:14,866
早上不起晚上不睡

726
00:45:15,966 --> 00:45:16,766
我

727
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:21,500
好困两个月了第一次吃早餐

728
00:45:21,733 --> 00:45:23,499
你比我还夸张啊

729
00:45:23,500 --> 00:45:27,500
我经常12点钟起来吃个早饭什么的

730
00:45:27,766 --> 00:45:29,499
还挺开心的

731
00:45:35,533 --> 00:45:36,599
在我找到

732
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:40,100
好用的台灯跟好用的摄像头之前

733
00:45:40,100 --> 00:45:43,666
应该是最后一次3D直播了

734
00:45:43,666 --> 00:45:45,266
因为他对我的动作

735
00:45:45,266 --> 00:45:47,599
捕捉的这个精度实在是

736
00:45:47,966 --> 00:45:49,533
低的令人发指

737
00:45:50,866 --> 00:45:56,799
其实我有点害怕这种公共场合然后跟

738
00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:59,900
呃不是特别熟悉的

739
00:45:59,900 --> 00:46:02,766
室友一起去吃饭这种事情

740
00:46:02,933 --> 00:46:04,699
尤其还有房东

741
00:46:06,566 --> 00:46:09,466
大家碰到这种事一般会怎么处理啊

742
00:46:09,466 --> 00:46:10,366
我有点

743
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,666
我有点害怕

744
00:46:21,366 --> 00:46:24,766
12点也叫早饭那我午饭吃多少

745
00:46:24,900 --> 00:46:26,266
我不敢想

746
00:46:26,266 --> 00:46:27,299
我不吃午饭

747
00:46:27,300 --> 00:46:29,700
如果我吃了早饭我就不吃午饭

748
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:32,166
如果我吃了午饭我就不吃晚饭

749
00:46:32,166 --> 00:46:35,299
一天里面只会选一顿到一顿半来吃

750
00:46:38,466 --> 00:46:43,533
他是不是说了不熟就不熟就真的就就

751
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:47,566
真不是很熟吗那我直播吃饭啊

752
00:46:47,566 --> 00:46:52,199
大家好大家好这里是哔哩哔哩22894962

753
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:53,266
咪呀咪呀

754
00:46:53,466 --> 00:46:55,766
我今天要给大家直播的

755
00:46:55,766 --> 00:46:57,599
直播内容是跟我的新房东

756
00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:59,300
跟新舍友一起吃饭

757
00:46:59,333 --> 00:47:00,133
现在摆在大

758
00:47:00,133 --> 00:47:01,733
家面前的菜有

759
00:47:02,966 --> 00:47:04,666
这太奇怪了

760
00:47:07,300 --> 00:47:11,666
不是饥饿减肥是我一天运动量低了

761
00:47:11,666 --> 00:47:13,666
现在我已经养成这种习惯了

762
00:47:13,666 --> 00:47:17,266
运动量高的话也是一天最多吃两顿

763
00:47:17,266 --> 00:47:19,799
吃三顿的话就感觉要变成猪了

764
00:47:22,900 --> 00:47:25,466
埋头摁吃吃完直接润

765
00:47:26,133 --> 00:47:30,266
仰望星空炸鱼薯条我们都是中国人

766
00:47:30,700 --> 00:47:33,366
不会弄出那种什么仰望星空

767
00:47:33,366 --> 00:47:35,466
炸鱼薯条之类的东西的

768
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:39,266
Miamia蹭饭挑战

769
00:47:41,766 --> 00:47:44,466
Miamia蹭饭挑战来了

770
00:47:48,500 --> 00:47:50,733
就我直播的时候喜欢

771
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:53,400
喜欢这样一只手捧着脸

772
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:55,666
然后一只手拄在桌子上

773
00:47:59,533 --> 00:48:01,099
我爸去哪了

774
00:48:04,733 --> 00:48:08,399
这个三爹因为因为他那个

775
00:48:09,066 --> 00:48:10,499
哎呀你们都这么想

776
00:48:10,500 --> 00:48:12,466
那我就把小尾巴弄出来吧

777
00:48:12,466 --> 00:48:14,099
大尾巴是安不上

778
00:48:15,566 --> 00:48:16,933
快了被照歪了

779
00:48:16,933 --> 00:48:18,533
开始挑战了

780
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:20,533
没办法

781
00:48:20,533 --> 00:48:23,766
哎呀我被我儿子的金钱公式孵化了

782
00:48:24,933 --> 00:48:27,999
这样播有的时候会丢面部很烦

783
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,366
我还好我能控制的了

784
00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:32,333
我是丢不了面部的

785
00:48:33,966 --> 00:48:37,133
我已经掌握了怎么怎么计较

786
00:48:37,266 --> 00:48:40,533
拄着然后又不会丢面部的一个诀窍了

787
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:43,066
毕竟都播了这么久了吗

788
00:48:43,066 --> 00:48:44,499
熟练度还是有一点

789
00:48:48,333 --> 00:48:50,666
你昨晚饿了炒了个红烧茄子

790
00:48:50,666 --> 00:48:53,133
别提了我还想买点茄子吃呢

791
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:56,600
结果我们这边那个送菜的菜场

792
00:48:57,666 --> 00:48:59,266
茄子断货了

793
00:49:00,500 --> 00:49:03,300
只能把我自己的尾巴摘下来吃掉了

794
00:49:03,300 --> 00:49:05,700
所以今天只剩下这根白尾巴了

795
00:49:05,700 --> 00:49:10,566
黑尾巴已经被我昨天当中茄子吃掉了

796
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:21,333
谢谢扫地的二大爷的小心心非常感谢

797
00:49:21,333 --> 00:49:22,299
i think you are the

798
00:49:25,866 --> 00:49:29,399
为什么这个这个下角的我摸不到他呀

799
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:30,733
啊摸到

800
00:49:31,366 --> 00:49:34,566
谢谢天下的小心心非常感谢

801
00:49:38,333 --> 00:49:40,133
不是黄牌骑士

802
00:49:42,333 --> 00:49:43,699
谢谢呃

803
00:49:44,566 --> 00:49:47,899
匣子9527的小心心非常感谢阿力哥

804
00:49:54,866 --> 00:49:57,666
说找到一个又能好好直播

805
00:49:57,666 --> 00:49:59,933
又能方便摸鱼的姿势

806
00:49:59,933 --> 00:50:01,099
挺不错的

807
00:50:04,266 --> 00:50:05,999
谢谢张三的小心心

808
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,500
没有我就是拿3D玩一下

809
00:50:09,100 --> 00:50:11,000
我的那个3D剑魔

810
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:14,800
目前经过了一系列的商讨来说

811
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:16,100
暂时不会

812
00:50:16,333 --> 00:50:18,766
做我自己正式的3D建模

813
00:50:18,900 --> 00:50:20,200
可能有一天我会

814
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:22,666
呃委托菠萝老师做一个

815
00:50:22,666 --> 00:50:27,166
那个BLENDER那个什么三段那个芥末

816
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,800
那个好像也可以

817
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:31,100
绑了鼓之后

818
00:50:31,100 --> 00:50:33,733
就可以用在虚拟主播那个上面

819
00:50:34,366 --> 00:50:36,399
主播跳宅舞20年

820
00:50:37,166 --> 00:50:39,166
主播以前真想

821
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:41,500
真想学宅舞来着

822
00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:44,700
学了半首吧就学不下去了

823
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,133
一次是手脚不协调

824
00:50:49,466 --> 00:50:52,299
我抄我只好恩好先生

825
00:50:55,700 --> 00:50:57,466
你以为真的是你的功劳吗

826
00:50:57,466 --> 00:50:58,799
有没有一种可能是

827
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:00,000
我对于这个

828
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:03,133
比中指这个动作已经驾驭的炉火纯青

829
00:51:03,133 --> 00:51:03,933
了

830
00:51:15,266 --> 00:51:18,099
这个猫尾巴还会上上下下的动还原

831
00:51:19,500 --> 00:51:23,133
问了熊猫老师跟珊珊老师都没有档期

832
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:25,600
哎塔姐去问了吗

833
00:51:26,866 --> 00:51:29,099
我前段时间问过有猫老师

834
00:51:29,933 --> 00:51:32,666
我之前跟他姐说的那个就是

835
00:51:32,666 --> 00:51:34,133
我问了有猫咪咪老师

836
00:51:34,133 --> 00:51:37,066
他当时给我报的是年前能做完

837
00:51:37,066 --> 00:51:39,399
然后报价是一开头的四位数

838
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:43,566
但是做了之后他也只是一个VRX的模型

839
00:51:43,700 --> 00:51:45,800
就VRX的那个模型的话

840
00:51:46,333 --> 00:51:48,766
其实不能算完全的3D

841
00:51:50,566 --> 00:51:54,899
就再三考虑我还是没有去做那个嗯

842
00:51:56,933 --> 00:51:59,133
我也比较喜欢live to d

843
00:51:59,166 --> 00:52:01,733
但是偶尔用3D播一播

844
00:52:02,100 --> 00:52:03,500
也还挺好的

845
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,166
去帮你问了我问过的台阶

846
00:52:07,166 --> 00:52:09,566
他们没爆火之前我都问过

847
00:52:10,500 --> 00:52:13,866
谢谢剩女的SC阿力改造

848
00:52:18,300 --> 00:52:19,100
喵

849
00:52:19,766 --> 00:52:21,933
喵喵

850
00:52:22,866 --> 00:52:23,733
喵

851
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:34,766
谢谢送你的爱心啊

852
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:35,900
感谢阿力哥

853
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:38,400
谢谢谢谢

854
00:52:43,966 --> 00:52:45,399
圣光的日常记

855
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:46,600
恩时间

856
00:52:47,500 --> 00:52:49,600
你还你还说圣光呢

857
00:52:54,133 --> 00:52:57,333
要不是我相信过不了审核你不会又

858
00:52:57,333 --> 00:52:58,533
要给我打SC

859
00:52:58,966 --> 00:53:00,099
一句一句的打

860
00:53:00,100 --> 00:53:02,700
然后让我把我相信全唱完吧

861
00:53:03,766 --> 00:53:05,666
还会有这种人吗

862
00:53:06,500 --> 00:53:10,333
什么像那雪人朝下一圈玩又一圈是吧

863
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:14,366
要你管哈哈

864
00:53:15,133 --> 00:53:17,133
啊好好给他一拳

865
00:53:17,133 --> 00:53:19,133
打起来打起来给他一拳

866
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,900
经济适用情况下

867
00:53:33,133 --> 00:53:34,699
哈哈

868
00:53:35,666 --> 00:53:36,466
哈

869
00:53:37,666 --> 00:53:40,599
圣光以后一定是一个哈

870
00:53:41,966 --> 00:53:42,766
哈

871
00:53:43,533 --> 00:53:46,533
很好的什么哎我不好说

872
00:53:46,866 --> 00:53:48,266
这下锁死了

873
00:54:04,766 --> 00:54:08,533
谢谢扫地的二大爷的小心心非常感谢

874
00:54:08,533 --> 00:54:10,966
好等会突击就要结束了

875
00:54:10,966 --> 00:54:14,666
因为我写了突击的一般都很短

876
00:54:22,300 --> 00:54:23,300
还会有早安

877
00:54:23,300 --> 00:54:26,600
会吗如果我有经历的话就会有

878
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:29,666
谢谢月光的小心心非常感谢

879
00:54:30,733 --> 00:54:32,566
怎么不叫老婆

880
00:54:32,766 --> 00:54:34,333
谁是我老婆

881
00:54:35,066 --> 00:54:35,999
谁呀

882
00:54:45,933 --> 00:54:47,266
换屏没那味了

883
00:54:47,266 --> 00:54:48,566
不换我下次

884
00:54:48,566 --> 00:54:50,466
我下次还是那个

885
00:54:50,566 --> 00:54:53,666
就今天随便用3D播一下

886
00:54:55,066 --> 00:54:56,966
你老婆不是家乐

887
00:54:57,933 --> 00:55:02,166
是但是但是嗯嗯

888
00:55:13,966 --> 00:55:15,533
都还没睡醒

889
00:55:15,533 --> 00:55:16,599
不知道为什么

890
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:19,733
醒了一看前辈居然开播了

891
00:55:19,866 --> 00:55:21,733
说明我们心有灵犀

892
00:55:21,733 --> 00:55:24,999
说明你好久都没有看我直播了对吧

893
00:55:25,466 --> 00:55:27,899
然后好像也没有好久偷偷过年了

894
00:55:27,900 --> 00:55:29,400
之前还看到了

895
00:55:29,533 --> 00:55:31,499
反正就是最近挺忙的

896
00:55:33,533 --> 00:55:34,699
之后去研究一下

897
00:55:34,700 --> 00:55:36,466
小k现在没有男模

898
00:55:36,866 --> 00:55:38,966
男模的内测已经结束了

899
00:55:38,966 --> 00:55:41,166
小k只有女生的魔性

900
00:55:42,066 --> 00:55:43,899
香草要套女皮嘛

901
00:55:49,466 --> 00:55:50,666
装扮没抢到

902
00:55:50,666 --> 00:55:51,533
你不可以到我

903
00:55:51,533 --> 00:55:53,533
你再到我我要给你禁言了

904
00:55:53,533 --> 00:55:55,766
我在直播间可以当权限狗了啊

905
00:55:55,766 --> 00:55:56,899
权限猫的

906
00:55:57,266 --> 00:55:59,799
我为了防突击等了一宿

907
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:01,600
有没有一种可能我告诉你们

908
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:03,966
突击就是想想把你给熬死

909
00:56:03,966 --> 00:56:05,799
因为我知道大伙都会乖乖睡觉

910
00:56:05,933 --> 00:56:08,799
只有小孩子叫挖掘机会等待那边安踢

911
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:10,733
我所以说呃

912
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:19,066
那我等一下好吧没有感觉怪怪的

913
00:56:19,066 --> 00:56:20,566
没关系啊没关系啊

914
00:56:20,566 --> 00:56:21,733
一想到这种

915
00:56:22,333 --> 00:56:23,533
萝莉的身体

916
00:56:23,533 --> 00:56:27,699
一开口是香草这种纯正的男音

917
00:56:27,866 --> 00:56:28,199
呃

918
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:31,333
我相信直播间大家应该都会很兴奋的

919
00:56:32,933 --> 00:56:35,099
我觉得你们都会很兴奋的

920
00:56:35,333 --> 00:56:37,999
耳朵可以扯住拉长可以吗

921
00:56:38,933 --> 00:56:40,533
嗯不可以

922
00:56:41,933 --> 00:56:43,933
不可以会痛

923
00:56:46,166 --> 00:56:47,333
真的可以吗

924
00:57:05,366 --> 00:57:06,766
教教我怎么弄

925
00:57:06,866 --> 00:57:08,466
嗯我弄不了

926
00:57:08,466 --> 00:57:10,266
不行他扯不住

927
00:57:11,466 --> 00:57:12,966
我上次玩的时候可以

928
00:57:12,966 --> 00:57:16,766
说明你的你的摄像头比我的要强多了

929
00:57:17,366 --> 00:57:18,666
爷爷想熬死

930
00:57:18,666 --> 00:57:19,966
爷爷可没有

931
00:57:19,966 --> 00:57:21,066
我没有啊

932
00:57:24,300 --> 00:57:27,466
天晚上尝试了一下夹子音

933
00:57:27,666 --> 00:57:30,699
结果忘掉本音是怎么发生的

934
00:57:30,766 --> 00:57:32,333
改不回去了

935
00:57:32,966 --> 00:57:36,166
那只能只能建议你呃蕊了吧

936
00:57:36,166 --> 00:57:37,366
蕊妹可了吧

937
00:57:37,366 --> 00:57:38,699
重开了吧

938
00:57:39,500 --> 00:57:41,966
我昨晚玩游戏睡着了

939
00:57:41,966 --> 00:57:43,766
醒了也看到妍妍直播

940
00:57:43,766 --> 00:57:44,733
那挺好的

941
00:57:44,733 --> 00:57:47,666
你能你能看到还是不错挺好的

942
00:57:49,900 --> 00:57:51,900
说明你没玩太久

943
00:57:54,700 --> 00:57:56,566
我抓不住我的耳朵

944
00:57:56,566 --> 00:57:57,599
为什么

945
00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:00,666
夹子音赶紧试好试

946
00:58:01,500 --> 00:58:03,266
哥们是往低了夹

947
00:58:03,500 --> 00:58:07,133
你不会你不会在那搞那个气泡音吧

948
00:58:07,133 --> 00:58:09,766
香草没想到你还有这种爱好啊

949
00:58:10,766 --> 00:58:11,766
你不会在那

950
00:58:11,966 --> 00:58:12,766
呃

951
00:58:13,733 --> 00:58:16,999
今天要去打篮球吗

952
00:58:17,333 --> 00:58:20,766
你不会搞了那个很低的气泡音吧

953
00:58:23,900 --> 00:58:26,133
早上好早上好

954
00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:46,966
这是假的

955
00:58:46,966 --> 00:58:48,733
我干了我就满月了

956
00:58:48,933 --> 00:58:49,999
就差一点了

957
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:51,700
好快要下班了

958
00:58:51,700 --> 00:58:52,500
待会

959
00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:54,733
快要下播了

960
00:59:12,700 --> 00:59:15,300
平时说话比较波音腔

961
00:59:15,300 --> 00:59:17,333
然后温温柔柔说话

962
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:18,200
什么意思

963
00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:20,766
才8点这下真才8点了

964
00:59:20,766 --> 00:59:22,266
我这边才8点半

965
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:24,700
那我没准备直播内容

966
00:59:24,700 --> 00:59:26,800
我在这跟你们尬聊也是聊

967
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:29,600
不耽误大家正常上班工作啊

968
00:59:29,766 --> 00:59:32,666
可以戒烟吗那行

969
00:59:39,666 --> 00:59:40,966
被主播骗了一宿

970
00:59:40,966 --> 00:59:42,166
没事就播一小时

971
00:59:42,166 --> 00:59:44,933
众所周知主播的正常开播

972
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:46,400
呃

973
00:59:48,766 --> 00:59:49,933
今没见长

974
00:59:49,933 --> 00:59:51,733
不用加班够了

975
00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:53,600
今天休息

976
00:59:53,700 --> 00:59:54,766
今天休息吗

977
00:59:54,766 --> 00:59:55,899
今天周几啊

978
00:59:56,366 --> 00:59:57,799
啊今天周日

979
01:00:03,466 --> 01:00:09,066
已经为了变的更好去掉锋芒

980
01:00:11,366 --> 01:00:14,299
一不小心成了你

981
01:00:14,333 --> 01:00:17,766
温柔说话身边人说恶心心我

982
01:00:17,766 --> 01:00:19,333
我也是我也是

983
01:00:19,733 --> 01:00:23,399
我为了不让他们觉得我恶心

984
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:25,900
我生活中都比较低的

985
01:00:26,166 --> 01:00:27,766
到我结账

986
01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:32,566
保持优良习惯

987
01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:41,000
你说最近过的还算幸福美满

988
01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:49,166
喝了几杯唱了几段你却哭了

989
01:00:51,533 --> 01:00:53,466
今天我也得早点睡觉

990
01:00:53,466 --> 01:00:57,199
昨天加班加到两点多钟

991
01:00:58,200 --> 01:01:00,100
今天其实挺缺觉的

992
01:01:00,533 --> 01:01:02,566
晚上本来想睡

993
01:01:02,733 --> 01:01:05,399
结果室友回来了

994
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:07,766
上楼下楼说话那声音挺大的

995
01:01:07,766 --> 01:01:08,933
把我吵醒了

996
01:01:09,066 --> 01:01:14,199
不习惯没有你我怎么办

997
01:01:14,666 --> 01:01:17,133
三年来忘了这个可以吐舌头

998
01:01:17,133 --> 01:01:18,599
我知道啊这可以的

999
01:01:21,900 --> 01:01:23,466
但吐舌头不好看

1000
01:01:26,733 --> 01:01:28,866
谢谢年少一梦的小心心

1001
01:01:28,866 --> 01:01:34,199
非常感谢阿力哥的了眼染上悲伤

1002
01:01:35,266 --> 01:01:38,766
他一次是有点不太会捕捉我这个手

1003
01:01:41,466 --> 01:01:42,799
大家都缺觉

1004
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:44,466
那你也去睡觉吧

1005
01:01:44,500 --> 01:01:46,533
你还在盯着我安踢我

1006
01:01:46,533 --> 01:01:48,266
你也去睡觉吧

1007
01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:51,600
啊

1008
01:01:56,966 --> 01:01:58,399
你把我熬死了

1009
01:01:58,400 --> 01:02:00,666
直播间失去了他的终止

1010
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:04,000
下次就玩游戏去了

1011
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,300
带着我的中指一起去了是吧

1012
01:02:11,966 --> 01:02:13,966
加班小心

1013
01:02:14,466 --> 01:02:17,166
那你要小心小心那个

1014
01:02:17,933 --> 01:02:19,333
两眼一黑

1015
01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:21,266
血过去了

1016
01:02:22,500 --> 01:02:26,400
戒了烟我不习惯

1017
01:02:26,466 --> 01:02:30,266
没有你我怎么办

1018
01:02:30,466 --> 01:02:35,466
3年零一个礼拜才学

1019
01:02:35,500 --> 01:02:37,933
他这个面部越来越离谱了

1020
01:02:37,933 --> 01:02:40,099
我就是手撑在脸边上

1021
01:02:40,100 --> 01:02:42,366
然后他给我补的像我在挖挖

1022
01:02:42,366 --> 01:02:43,866
挖鼻孔一样

1023
01:02:44,866 --> 01:02:46,066
奇怪死了

1024
01:02:46,466 --> 01:02:50,333
戒了烟染上悲伤

1025
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:53,400
我也不想

1026
01:02:58,333 --> 01:03:01,399
我也不想

1027
01:03:09,766 --> 01:03:12,666
有没有可能你就在挖鼻孔了

1028
01:03:12,666 --> 01:03:15,399
我在不在挖鼻孔我还不知道吗

1029
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:16,800
肯定不是呀

1030
01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:19,966
你不说还现在在挖鼻孔

1031
01:03:20,100 --> 01:03:21,000
你一说出来

1032
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:25,266
对你看你看就很很像在挖鼻孔好吧

1033
01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:30,333
戒了烟我不习惯

1034
01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:34,266
没有你我怎抽烟

1035
01:03:34,533 --> 01:03:36,099
我抽草啊

1036
01:03:43,066 --> 01:03:45,333
我是谁我是米呀米呀

1037
01:03:45,966 --> 01:03:47,299
我没有我

1038
01:03:47,300 --> 01:03:48,700
谁骗你熬夜了

1039
01:03:48,700 --> 01:03:50,933
我跟你们说好好睡觉

1040
01:03:50,933 --> 01:03:53,199
然后我起床了再播

1041
01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:55,166
这不是都做到了吗

1042
01:03:55,166 --> 01:03:57,266
你看我也是起床了播的

1043
01:03:57,266 --> 01:04:01,399
悲伤我也不想

1044
01:04:01,700 --> 01:04:04,066
这个现在就没有那个什么了

1045
01:04:04,066 --> 01:04:07,199
这个这个皮现在没有没有呃

1046
01:04:08,100 --> 01:04:09,933
没有大风车了

1047
01:04:09,966 --> 01:04:12,733
所以下播就只能直接下了

1048
01:04:13,100 --> 01:04:15,733
家人们我不玩了呜呜呜

1049
01:04:16,766 --> 01:04:18,266
我ID呢

1050
01:04:19,166 --> 01:04:20,899
为什么没有你的ID啊

1051
01:04:20,900 --> 01:04:23,733
星光哎为什么

1052
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:28,366
小拇指挖鼻孔翘翘

1053
01:04:29,366 --> 01:04:31,666
这个不是这个也不是

1054
01:04:36,100 --> 01:04:38,733
我怎么会干出直播中挖鼻孔这种事情

1055
01:04:38,733 --> 01:04:39,533
了

1056
01:04:40,966 --> 01:04:42,199
就很奇怪哎

1057
01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:44,333
他为什么会给我补成这样子

1058
01:04:54,666 --> 01:04:55,599
坏了这手

1059
01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:57,533
这手不能再往脸这边凑了

1060
01:04:57,533 --> 01:04:59,966
再往脸这边凑一会把自己都掐死了

1061
01:04:59,966 --> 01:05:02,866
刚才看好像手掐在脖子上了

1062
01:05:04,266 --> 01:05:07,066
骗哥们可以骗自己不行

1063
01:05:07,100 --> 01:05:07,933
我知道

1064
01:05:07,966 --> 01:05:11,766
有些坏人今天打着又要给我打成烟烟

1065
01:05:11,766 --> 01:05:14,066
在直播中挖鼻孔又不承认

1066
01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:18,966
是不是有些坏人打算这么打着了

1067
01:05:23,266 --> 01:05:26,366
什么那你挖一个看看是什么样的

1068
01:05:27,666 --> 01:05:29,499
啊你有病吧

1069
01:05:30,066 --> 01:05:30,866
呃

1070
01:05:31,566 --> 01:05:32,366
呃

1071
01:05:34,966 --> 01:05:37,733
这样的真挖鼻孔是这样的

1072
01:05:38,700 --> 01:05:41,533
就是把手放在鼻子附近的话

1073
01:05:41,533 --> 01:05:42,699
就是这样的

1074
01:05:42,766 --> 01:05:45,333
整个手都伸到脸里面去了

1075
01:05:52,466 --> 01:05:55,499
害怕这切片标题有了呀

1076
01:05:55,500 --> 01:05:58,533
怎么会有主播在直播里挖鼻孔呢

1077
01:05:59,800 --> 01:06:01,933
直播中挖鼻孔哎

1078
01:06:01,933 --> 01:06:04,499
用3D在直播中挖鼻孔

1079
01:06:04,500 --> 01:06:06,700
被弟弟发现后死不承认的

1080
01:06:06,700 --> 01:06:07,766
咪呀咪呀

1081
01:06:09,533 --> 01:06:13,066
好了大家早安

1082
01:06:13,600 --> 01:06:18,100
加油然后我要我要睡觉

1083
01:06:18,666 --> 01:06:20,466
这是让你睡觉

1084
01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:24,166
记住了下次看到这个动作就弹出来

1085
01:06:25,533 --> 01:06:27,899
干什么嗯

1086
01:06:32,133 --> 01:06:34,533
原来面部的眼睛其实是鼻孔

1087
01:06:34,533 --> 01:06:36,966
不是鼻子在这里鼻子在这里

1088
01:06:37,900 --> 01:06:41,333
嗯嗯对在这里哦然后眼睛在这里

1089
01:06:42,066 --> 01:06:43,366
眼睛在这里

1090
01:06:45,133 --> 01:06:47,699
好像女生差不多嘴巴在这里

1091
01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:50,466
怎么可能

1092
01:06:50,466 --> 01:06:52,999
真的面部比例就是眼睛这么大

1093
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:54,766
然后鼻子这么小的呀

1094
01:06:56,266 --> 01:06:57,066
哇

1095
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:01,300
蜡笔小心心你也麻麻的

1096
01:07:02,100 --> 01:07:04,500
哎这回你再送我一个我就不信了

1097
01:07:04,500 --> 01:07:05,933
为什么为什么

1098
01:07:16,100 --> 01:07:17,366
练3D也是钢板

1099
01:07:17,366 --> 01:07:18,266
可不是的

1100
01:07:18,266 --> 01:07:20,133
胸大大胸大大

1101
01:07:21,800 --> 01:07:23,366
哦哦

1102
01:07:23,966 --> 01:07:25,499
咦摸不到哎

1103
01:07:27,733 --> 01:07:29,666
香草加橙汁

1104
01:07:31,766 --> 01:07:35,533
秃头谢谢小心心i need a dog

1105
01:07:35,966 --> 01:07:38,066
谢谢小紫927

1106
01:07:47,366 --> 01:07:49,499
哎掉到这边我摸不到哎

1107
01:07:52,500 --> 01:07:55,566
我这还一上一下的新皮肤

1108
01:08:00,566 --> 01:08:03,599
为什么为什么就没有声光了呀

1109
01:08:04,466 --> 01:08:07,399
我发了你也把马蹄亏100个

1110
01:08:08,933 --> 01:08:11,199
红豆你给我喂大菜

1111
01:08:13,100 --> 01:08:15,200
没有没有我们会换回来的

1112
01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:17,366
不是以后就用这个直播了

1113
01:08:17,366 --> 01:08:19,099
这个就是拿着玩玩

1114
01:08:19,166 --> 01:08:21,366
就是只是玩玩而已

1115
01:08:22,200 --> 01:08:25,466
以后还是多半也会用那个二点啊

1116
01:08:26,700 --> 01:08:30,166
谢谢梦瑶的见长方感谢

1117
01:08:31,066 --> 01:08:33,866
主播跑的太慢了一次性有见长

1118
01:08:33,866 --> 01:08:34,999
加班了

1119
01:08:35,900 --> 01:08:38,733
我操爹碰到你i like a

1120
01:08:48,800 --> 01:08:51,566
主播努力用半身不遂的手

1121
01:08:51,566 --> 01:08:53,799
给你比一个心来看看

1122
01:09:00,900 --> 01:09:03,400
我好好的感觉到主播的这个感动啊

1123
01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:05,800
因为主播的手都这么半身不遂了

1124
01:09:05,800 --> 01:09:07,000
还比出来了

1125
01:09:07,100 --> 01:09:09,066
原来我加班用呀

1126
01:09:10,166 --> 01:09:11,266
我都来半天了

1127
01:09:11,266 --> 01:09:13,366
是啊姐姐姐姐来半天了

1128
01:09:13,366 --> 01:09:15,299
我是谁我是咪呀咪呀

1129
01:09:15,400 --> 01:09:16,733
happy birthday

1130
01:09:32,066 --> 01:09:35,099
在加班了那加到一个半小时

1131
01:09:36,100 --> 01:09:38,700
加到一个半小时才下班那就

1132
01:09:38,966 --> 01:09:42,499
然后一个半小时之后就要睡觉了嗯

1133
01:09:46,466 --> 01:09:48,466
手冷脚冷了

1134
01:09:49,066 --> 01:09:50,366
这模型又离谱

1135
01:09:50,366 --> 01:09:53,799
怎么了那怎么了KK

1136
01:10:04,933 --> 01:10:10,466
为什么有人有人给我发了PK邀请呀

1137
01:10:12,900 --> 01:10:14,666
视频PK邀请

1138
01:10:36,500 --> 01:10:37,733
什么情况

1139
01:10:42,700 --> 01:10:44,966
河流失败是什么意思

1140
01:10:53,933 --> 01:10:54,733
哎

1141
01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:56,900
这是什么呀

1142
01:10:57,066 --> 01:10:57,466
哎

1143
01:10:57,466 --> 01:11:00,933
这个视频PK原来在虚拟区也可以的嘛

1144
01:11:01,366 --> 01:11:04,899
哦豁我我刚才为什么接受了

1145
01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:07,066
为什么回来又失败了

1146
01:11:11,766 --> 01:11:13,966
山地皮的尾巴是道具的话

1147
01:11:13,966 --> 01:11:15,133
你都不敢细想

1148
01:11:15,133 --> 01:11:16,333
那我们可以看看吗

1149
01:11:16,333 --> 01:11:17,466
我们可以看看

1150
01:11:17,933 --> 01:11:19,533
这个又没关系的

1151
01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:21,500
哎呀看看吧没事的

1152
01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:25,666
一个PK把电脑干趴下了

1153
01:11:26,866 --> 01:11:29,466
应该不是我的电脑趴下了吧

1154
01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:38,966
这是不是道具啊到底

1155
01:11:39,066 --> 01:11:40,533
有点看不清

1156
01:11:44,533 --> 01:11:48,766
这怎么是从呃后背里穿出来的呢

1157
01:11:48,766 --> 01:11:49,699
这位吧

1158
01:11:53,100 --> 01:11:56,300
我昨晚接到一个21万粉的视频PK

1159
01:11:56,500 --> 01:11:58,700
为什么会有那么大的大v邀请

1160
01:11:58,700 --> 01:12:01,466
香草这么厉害吗

1161
01:12:07,900 --> 01:12:10,100
没意思怕我输了会哭

1162
01:12:10,100 --> 01:12:13,200
国内打来的然后运营商炸了

1163
01:12:13,300 --> 01:12:14,166
我不知道啊

1164
01:12:14,166 --> 01:12:16,699
我这个运营商是能连国内的网的

1165
01:12:19,100 --> 01:12:21,166
欢迎伟大的光之勇者

1166
01:12:27,500 --> 01:12:29,500
我室友也是生活区的

1167
01:12:29,500 --> 01:12:31,600
那他为什么要跟你PK呀

1168
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:35,333
香草都跟21万粉的大卫PK过了

1169
01:12:35,333 --> 01:12:37,533
我们还没有打过PK呢

1170
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:41,933
自从我转身到现在一把PK都没有打过

1171
01:12:44,400 --> 01:12:46,300
但是我也不是很想打

1172
01:12:46,300 --> 01:12:47,066
随缘吧

1173
01:12:47,066 --> 01:12:50,399
要有人邀请我的话就可以试试打一下

1174
01:12:51,300 --> 01:12:54,700
但我觉得应该是打不过我们这个

1175
01:12:54,866 --> 01:12:57,199
燕宝平时做这个会不会累啊

1176
01:12:57,200 --> 01:12:58,000
做什么

1177
01:12:58,766 --> 01:13:00,166
做什么会不会累

1178
01:13:00,466 --> 01:13:02,966
做v吗做主播吗

1179
01:13:02,966 --> 01:13:04,466
每天晚上冲浪

1180
01:13:04,466 --> 01:13:06,366
那肯定不会累的

1181
01:13:06,366 --> 01:13:07,966
冲浪是我的爱好

1182
01:13:08,700 --> 01:13:10,966
PK太尬了两边都很尬

1183
01:13:10,966 --> 01:13:13,566
我记得我以前打PK的时候还是

1184
01:13:13,766 --> 01:13:15,699
只有下面一个进度条

1185
01:13:15,700 --> 01:13:17,366
两边不聊天的那种

1186
01:13:17,766 --> 01:13:20,566
谢谢梦瑶的两个泡泡糖非常感谢啊

1187
01:13:20,566 --> 01:13:21,566
离开走没有

1188
01:13:21,566 --> 01:13:23,099
这是我的爱好呀

1189
01:13:24,733 --> 01:13:28,133
一个人是很难把自己真的不喜欢的东

1190
01:13:28,133 --> 01:13:30,133
西做的很好的

1191
01:13:30,133 --> 01:13:31,299
而我

1192
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:33,766
每天冲浪的这个程度

1193
01:13:33,766 --> 01:13:36,066
明显就是自己喜欢冲

1194
01:13:36,066 --> 01:13:37,333
而不是职业要求

1195
01:13:37,333 --> 01:13:37,666
好吧

1196
01:13:37,666 --> 01:13:40,599
比如说职业要求我会唱歌会打游戏

1197
01:13:40,766 --> 01:13:43,266
但是我不会所以说

1198
01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:46,000
高下定判了好吧

1199
01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:50,166
PK都是看舞蹈区啊都是跳舞的吗

1200
01:13:50,166 --> 01:13:53,399
哇那我明天去找个舞蹈区的主播

1201
01:13:53,400 --> 01:13:54,966
去看他们PK吧

1202
01:13:54,966 --> 01:13:56,566
看看他们的这个

1203
01:13:57,700 --> 01:14:00,000
呃大家待会都懂

1204
01:14:00,500 --> 01:14:03,566
PK给兄弟们表演一个全屏是吧

1205
01:14:03,566 --> 01:14:04,533
什么叫全屏

1206
01:14:04,533 --> 01:14:05,966
我可以给你们表演一个

1207
01:14:07,300 --> 01:14:09,866
啊我整个人离开那个屏幕

1208
01:14:09,866 --> 01:14:12,799
然后他自己让自己模型自己去转吧

1209
01:14:21,466 --> 01:14:25,066
为什么每天我都能上我的首页呀

1210
01:14:25,066 --> 01:14:28,499
我发现每天我都能上我的首页很奇怪

1211
01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:35,600
让模型带一些全自动PK机器

1212
01:14:45,266 --> 01:14:48,999
主播要抛弃我们去看女主播扭屁股了

1213
01:14:49,666 --> 01:14:51,799
那不是扭屁股还我喜欢

1214
01:14:52,166 --> 01:14:54,366
我喜欢看扭腰

1215
01:14:54,466 --> 01:14:57,099
扭腰好看哈哈哈

1216
01:14:57,100 --> 01:14:59,066
但是一般他们舞蹈

1217
01:14:59,066 --> 01:15:01,399
区直播都是不露腿的吧

1218
01:15:01,400 --> 01:15:05,200
没有腿的话就没有那么好看谢谢

1219
01:15:09,100 --> 01:15:11,733
稍微差一点稍微差一点

1220
01:15:11,733 --> 01:15:12,533
嗯

1221
01:15:13,266 --> 01:15:15,866
自搜频率低一点就不会再主页了

1222
01:15:15,866 --> 01:15:18,099
有没有一种可能是这个什么

1223
01:15:18,333 --> 01:15:19,899
我们直播间又热门了

1224
01:15:19,900 --> 01:15:21,400
我们真热门了吗

1225
01:15:21,933 --> 01:15:24,533
我们我们一个舰长就热门了吗

1226
01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:28,500
早上的虚拟区这么不卷的吗

1227
01:15:29,766 --> 01:15:32,299
我不就为了你们学会了可以扭给你们

1228
01:15:32,300 --> 01:15:35,533
看我我是不行了我现在腰已经硬了

1229
01:15:35,533 --> 01:15:39,166
你们要是碰到12岁以前的我

1230
01:15:39,333 --> 01:15:41,299
还能下个叉之类的

1231
01:15:41,300 --> 01:15:43,133
现在好多年不跳舞早

1232
01:15:43,133 --> 01:15:44,099
都不行了

1233
01:15:46,500 --> 01:15:49,100
女主播的这个雇佣肯定比猪

1234
01:15:49,200 --> 01:15:50,933
鼻子毛毛好看

1235
01:15:50,933 --> 01:15:52,099
我给你一拳

1236
01:16:03,600 --> 01:16:05,266
下次看到扭腰发到群里

1237
01:16:05,266 --> 01:16:06,999
不行不行不可以不可以啊

1238
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:09,000
虽然说群主说自己喜欢看

1239
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:11,600
但是你你可以私发给我

1240
01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:12,933
但你不能发到群里

1241
01:16:12,933 --> 01:16:15,599
为了守护群的这个公正跟和平啊

1242
01:16:15,733 --> 01:16:17,766
主播是不能带头破戒的

1243
01:16:17,766 --> 01:16:19,299
所以说呃

1244
01:16:19,300 --> 01:16:21,700
如果有好看的东西可以私发给我

1245
01:16:21,700 --> 01:16:22,933
但不要发到群里啊

1246
01:16:22,933 --> 01:16:25,599
就是我们我们私下独享就行了

1247
01:16:27,166 --> 01:16:30,333
我主播5835啊有什么问题

1248
01:16:30,333 --> 01:16:33,466
早上好 5835怎么了

1249
01:16:35,100 --> 01:16:36,966
你们可以私发给我

1250
01:16:41,100 --> 01:16:42,600
雇佣是什么意思

1251
01:16:42,600 --> 01:16:47,533
是东北话就是一扭一扭一扭一扭一扭

1252
01:16:47,533 --> 01:16:48,966
像一个大虫子一样

1253
01:16:49,933 --> 01:16:50,799
这样子这样子

1254
01:16:50,800 --> 01:16:52,100
这叫这叫雇佣

1255
01:16:54,133 --> 01:16:56,299
瞎子老东北人了

1256
01:16:56,300 --> 01:16:59,700
主播吃独食我就吃独食嗯

1257
01:17:03,300 --> 01:17:05,500
主播真是算数天才

1258
01:17:05,500 --> 01:17:06,300
那是

1259
01:17:07,333 --> 01:17:09,866
雇佣就是像毛毛虫一样蠕动

1260
01:17:09,866 --> 01:17:10,799
对对对

1261
01:17:11,266 --> 01:17:13,799
就我们那边说毛毛虫在地上排

1262
01:17:13,800 --> 01:17:15,800
就会说你看那个虫子

1263
01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:17,733
你看那个那个那个虫子在那

1264
01:17:17,733 --> 01:17:19,866
雇佣一雇佣也雇佣的

1265
01:17:47,766 --> 01:17:50,166
他可以拨我的头发哎

1266
01:17:50,166 --> 01:17:51,266
啊谢谢

1267
01:17:51,900 --> 01:17:53,733
没有不是挖鼻孔

1268
01:17:53,733 --> 01:17:56,066
我刚才在那个我头发打结了

1269
01:17:56,066 --> 01:17:57,166
我再弄一下

1270
01:17:58,533 --> 01:18:00,999
谢谢少女的SC阿里盖咒

1271
01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:05,000
小心心的左边名门胜光名门胜女

1272
01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:06,400
小心心的右边

1273
01:18:09,566 --> 01:18:11,266
明媚圣光

1274
01:18:12,466 --> 01:18:15,066
明媚少女小心心

1275
01:18:15,666 --> 01:18:16,999
哎为什么是耶呀

1276
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:18,600
没有刚才这个

1277
01:18:19,100 --> 01:18:20,500
你们知不知道女生

1278
01:18:20,566 --> 01:18:22,566
我我我本人的这个发型

1279
01:18:22,566 --> 01:18:24,366
比艳艳的短一点

1280
01:18:24,533 --> 01:18:26,999
然后跟他这个差不多他这个

1281
01:18:27,866 --> 01:18:30,166
垂到前面的这一留我也有

1282
01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:32,666
这个边上的这一留我也有

1283
01:18:32,666 --> 01:18:34,533
刘海比他少一点大概这样

1284
01:18:34,533 --> 01:18:36,199
我们俩发型差不多了

1285
01:18:36,566 --> 01:18:37,766
刚才是这个姿势

1286
01:18:37,766 --> 01:18:40,933
然后这个地方的那个头发你看到没有

1287
01:18:42,100 --> 01:18:42,900
这地方

1288
01:18:43,066 --> 01:18:46,466
弄一下头发他就会穿到帘里面去

1289
01:18:48,866 --> 01:18:51,533
雇佣者是写给舞蹈区的哥

1290
01:18:51,966 --> 01:18:53,866
圣光跟自己喜结连理

1291
01:18:53,866 --> 01:18:56,066
没头发不知道啥感觉

1292
01:18:56,666 --> 01:18:58,499
这下秃头晚了

1293
01:18:59,366 --> 01:19:01,299
准备播到几点啊

1294
01:19:01,300 --> 01:19:04,700
呃嗯现在八点五十二分

1295
01:19:04,700 --> 01:19:07,566
我们应该是在9:20左右下播

1296
01:19:08,066 --> 01:19:10,066
还是9:10左右下播

1297
01:19:10,066 --> 01:19:14,466
对溜了溜了要出门了拜拜m酱

1298
01:19:15,266 --> 01:19:18,266
干吧点内拜拜

1299
01:19:20,933 --> 01:19:22,466
为什么哇

1300
01:19:23,866 --> 01:19:26,899
为什么圣光送小心心这边看不到啊

1301
01:19:26,900 --> 01:19:28,266
就很奇怪哎

1302
01:19:29,166 --> 01:19:30,366
因为我看到了

1303
01:19:30,366 --> 01:19:32,333
我基本都会伸手去点他一下

1304
01:19:32,333 --> 01:19:34,699
点他一下的话他就会显示名字

1305
01:19:38,966 --> 01:19:40,533
我超我快递到了

1306
01:19:40,533 --> 01:19:41,866
是谁的店长福利

1307
01:19:41,866 --> 01:19:44,299
应该不是我的我那个马克杯

1308
01:19:44,700 --> 01:19:48,266
呃应该还在做马上要发了

1309
01:19:48,866 --> 01:19:51,599
9点钟主播就睡着逼了

1310
01:19:52,500 --> 01:19:54,133
比阿姨睡的都早

1311
01:19:54,133 --> 01:19:56,099
我好像比我妈妈睡的也早

1312
01:19:56,100 --> 01:19:58,366
太困了主要就是晚上

1313
01:19:58,666 --> 01:20:00,733
就中午没睡着觉

1314
01:20:00,733 --> 01:20:03,599
就想睡觉结果就没有睡好

1315
01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:12,166
也可能半夜爬起来给自己做点零食吃

1316
01:20:12,166 --> 01:20:13,999
感觉好久没吃零食了

1317
01:20:14,900 --> 01:20:17,666
你们有没有看到我晚上做的饭呢

1318
01:20:18,466 --> 01:20:21,133
我好像发到群里了你们有没有看到

1319
01:20:26,500 --> 01:20:27,966
那是谁的舰长福利

1320
01:20:27,966 --> 01:20:30,699
你给谁舰上舰长你自己心里清楚

1321
01:20:30,700 --> 01:20:32,100
你在这问我

1322
01:20:32,866 --> 01:20:34,299
我不知道啊

1323
01:20:34,700 --> 01:20:35,800
我不清楚

1324
01:20:50,500 --> 01:20:53,266
没有了烟神原神找代干

1325
01:20:53,266 --> 01:20:56,466
好好好麦克风难啊

1326
01:20:58,466 --> 01:21:00,999
我又不是不能给你们原神带根

1327
01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:04,200
你们要有谁想让我原神帮忙抽卡的话

1328
01:21:04,200 --> 01:21:04,933
可以来找我

1329
01:21:04,933 --> 01:21:06,666
欢迎权威早上好

1330
01:21:08,166 --> 01:21:09,999
主播忘了自己是3D皮

1331
01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:11,500
挖鼻孔被抓到了

1332
01:21:11,500 --> 01:21:13,666
我没有香草

1333
01:21:13,666 --> 01:21:15,966
在群里面假传圣旨是吧

1334
01:21:17,266 --> 01:21:19,499
我店长福利到了菠萝老师

1335
01:21:19,500 --> 01:21:21,133
嘿嘿挺好的

1336
01:21:23,300 --> 01:21:25,566
没有大米饭失去了灵魂

1337
01:21:25,566 --> 01:21:26,333
没办法只能

1338
01:21:26,333 --> 01:21:27,499
配面包吃

1339
01:21:27,500 --> 01:21:29,533
那三片面包我都高估我自己了

1340
01:21:29,533 --> 01:21:30,699
我都没吃掉

1341
01:21:31,900 --> 01:21:34,366
吃了一片半吃饱了

1342
01:21:36,200 --> 01:21:37,700
晚上饿了的话

1343
01:21:37,700 --> 01:21:40,900
那锅菜剩一半可能再加加

1344
01:21:41,066 --> 01:21:43,333
再加一根玉米再炖一下

1345
01:21:43,733 --> 01:21:45,566
这边玉米真的好好吃啊

1346
01:21:45,566 --> 01:21:48,133
不吃玉米感觉整个人失去了灵魂

1347
01:21:48,400 --> 01:21:51,300
等会下播了之后洗两个橙子吃

1348
01:21:51,300 --> 01:21:52,533
再切一个苹果

1349
01:21:52,533 --> 01:21:55,533
哎健康生活美滋滋

1350
01:21:55,533 --> 01:21:56,499
吃水果喽

1351
01:21:56,500 --> 01:21:57,333
嗨皮

1352
01:21:58,200 --> 01:21:59,333
什么小鸟喂

1353
01:21:59,333 --> 01:22:00,199
不是小鸟喂

1354
01:22:00,200 --> 01:22:03,533
你经常就是吃的少的话你会发现

1355
01:22:03,800 --> 01:22:05,700
你就想放开了吃

1356
01:22:05,700 --> 01:22:07,300
吃不了太多了

1357
01:22:07,700 --> 01:22:09,566
我确实挺好养活的呀

1358
01:22:09,566 --> 01:22:11,499
我自己都能做饭养活我自己

1359
01:22:11,500 --> 01:22:13,600
而且我吃饭不是特别挑剔的

1360
01:22:13,800 --> 01:22:16,566
我只是不吃青椒不吃太辣的东西

1361
01:22:16,566 --> 01:22:19,299
不吃苦瓜不吃那个芹菜

1362
01:22:19,900 --> 01:22:22,600
不吃香菇然后不吃油菜

1363
01:22:22,600 --> 01:22:24,600
不吃不吃这也不吃

1364
01:22:24,600 --> 01:22:27,500
那还是很好养活的好吧

1365
01:22:28,133 --> 01:22:29,766
我喜欢吃甜玉米

1366
01:22:29,766 --> 01:22:31,533
粘玉米没有玉米的灵魂

1367
01:22:31,533 --> 01:22:33,466
我上次在直播间南征北战

1368
01:22:33,466 --> 01:22:35,066
开甜玉米跟粘玉米的团

1369
01:22:35,066 --> 01:22:36,666
都没有人跟我的团

1370
01:22:37,500 --> 01:22:40,500
哎现在终于有人愿意跟我的团了

1371
01:22:41,300 --> 01:22:42,800
只有罪恶的二米饭

1372
01:22:42,800 --> 01:22:44,366
不行都记下了

1373
01:22:44,366 --> 01:22:46,766
哈哈哈你居然能记得住

1374
01:22:48,900 --> 01:22:52,066
3D模型没有你最爱的大电风扇了

1375
01:22:52,066 --> 01:22:52,733
等我

1376
01:22:52,733 --> 01:22:56,133
自己约3D的时候看能不能做一个出来

1377
01:22:57,166 --> 01:22:59,366
不吃这不吃那但是很好养活

1378
01:22:59,366 --> 01:23:00,933
因为比起我不吃的东西

1379
01:23:00,933 --> 01:23:02,999
还是我吃的东西比较多嘛

1380
01:23:04,366 --> 01:23:07,733
太一边倒了我烟都不吃

1381
01:23:08,500 --> 01:23:10,300
但是我家里人喜欢吃

1382
01:23:10,300 --> 01:23:12,000
我家里除了我之外

1383
01:23:12,066 --> 01:23:14,133
都觉得玉米只有一种

1384
01:23:14,133 --> 01:23:15,499
那就是糯玉米

1385
01:23:15,533 --> 01:23:17,399
只有我一个人是吃甜玉米的

1386
01:23:17,400 --> 01:23:18,766
欢迎林尚早安

1387
01:23:22,900 --> 01:23:24,500
我怎么觉得我拿着水杯

1388
01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:25,566
喝水时候的表情

1389
01:23:25,566 --> 01:23:27,866
像一脸享受的在挖鼻孔啊

1390
01:23:28,466 --> 01:23:29,799
就就这个时候

1391
01:23:35,333 --> 01:23:36,566
他手里有个水

1392
01:23:36,566 --> 01:23:37,999
杯了你听我解释

1393
01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:40,400
我真不是一脸享受的在挖鼻孔

1394
01:23:40,400 --> 01:23:41,200
我操

1395
01:23:41,966 --> 01:23:44,133
为什么3D有两对耳朵

1396
01:23:44,166 --> 01:23:46,199
不知道能不能隐藏耳朵

1397
01:23:46,200 --> 01:23:48,933
我试一下能不能隐藏现在的那个耳朵

1398
01:23:48,933 --> 01:23:49,733
啊

1399
01:23:55,333 --> 01:23:56,899
用大拇指挖鼻孔

1400
01:23:56,900 --> 01:23:58,100
为什么不是

1401
01:23:59,266 --> 01:24:01,099
你们也太坏了

1402
01:24:02,733 --> 01:24:05,199
我肯定不是啊是在喝水啊

1403
01:24:05,200 --> 01:24:07,933
怎么能听到咕噜咕噜的那个声音

1404
01:24:12,133 --> 01:24:14,966
挖鼻孔的时候发出喝水的声音

1405
01:24:18,133 --> 01:24:21,266
你好像是嗯有病吧

1406
01:24:26,066 --> 01:24:26,799
哎等一下

1407
01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:29,666
这房东说的是2点多钟去找我们

1408
01:24:30,133 --> 01:24:31,999
那我今天晚上得把我这个

1409
01:24:32,366 --> 01:24:34,666
混乱无比的屋子收拾一下吧

1410
01:24:34,666 --> 01:24:35,599
要不然他一看

1411
01:24:35,733 --> 01:24:39,933
哇我这房间被你搞得这么乱七八糟

1412
01:24:39,933 --> 01:24:42,466
他才两眼一黑嗯

1413
01:24:43,766 --> 01:24:46,499
天果然应该早点下

1414
01:24:48,966 --> 01:24:51,999
主播把笔筒挖走咕噜咕噜叫

1415
01:24:54,933 --> 01:24:56,533
我喝鼻涕是吧

1416
01:24:56,533 --> 01:24:59,499
我没有偷偷开播我艾特了全体的

1417
01:24:59,733 --> 01:25:01,099
我艾特你们了

1418
01:25:01,100 --> 01:25:03,733
我不是偷偷开播我有宝贝的

1419
01:25:04,533 --> 01:25:06,566
我房间得收拾收拾了

1420
01:25:07,766 --> 01:25:08,999
不是不收拾

1421
01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:09,733
我是这样的

1422
01:25:09,733 --> 01:25:13,099
我房间有三个行李箱我得拿出去

1423
01:25:14,800 --> 01:25:19,333
主播要在国外很长时间吧大概应该

1424
01:25:23,100 --> 01:25:26,733
为啥香草截图里面的我都这么憨呢

1425
01:25:27,300 --> 01:25:29,566
是因为我本来就这么憨吗

1426
01:25:37,766 --> 01:25:39,699
把米烟赶出家门

1427
01:25:39,700 --> 01:25:42,133
嘿嘿吃了小豆下的盖小贝

1428
01:25:43,800 --> 01:25:45,366
外面真挺冷的

1429
01:25:45,366 --> 01:25:46,899
桥洞下面是住不了

1430
01:25:46,900 --> 01:25:48,966
因为我是故意的啊

1431
01:25:48,966 --> 01:25:50,266
你是个坏人

1432
01:25:50,400 --> 01:25:52,133
给你一拳撞

1433
01:25:53,266 --> 01:25:55,099
哼打你

1434
01:25:55,766 --> 01:25:57,699
啥人截啥图

1435
01:25:58,000 --> 01:26:02,533
哈哈哈那小孩子9527就只适合截这个

1436
01:26:02,933 --> 01:26:04,533
就只适合截这个

1437
01:26:08,266 --> 01:26:10,366
在哪里

1438
01:26:13,566 --> 01:26:16,166
原来主播是在国外留学的人

1439
01:26:16,166 --> 01:26:18,199
主播只是一个在国外留学的人

1440
01:26:18,200 --> 01:26:19,666
不是人上人

1441
01:26:20,333 --> 01:26:22,599
主播挺人吓人的主播

1442
01:26:22,666 --> 01:26:24,566
呃这个

1443
01:26:25,666 --> 01:26:27,599
经济条件挺一般的

1444
01:26:28,300 --> 01:26:31,133
而且爱好啊学术水平

1445
01:26:31,133 --> 01:26:31,666
能力

1446
01:26:31,666 --> 01:26:34,699
性格之类的跟我的同学们相比更是

1447
01:26:34,866 --> 01:26:35,733
源远不及啊

1448
01:26:35,733 --> 01:26:37,666
我要学些东西还有很多

1449
01:26:39,933 --> 01:26:43,533
我有病我又不是该吃我截图干嘛

1450
01:26:43,533 --> 01:26:45,566
你又不是该吃你不是该吃

1451
01:26:45,566 --> 01:26:46,766
你为什么会等一宿

1452
01:26:46,766 --> 01:26:49,166
我开播你告诉我你不是该吃

1453
01:26:49,166 --> 01:26:51,399
你为什么等我一宿啊

1454
01:26:52,666 --> 01:26:54,733
你能不能给我一个合理的解释

1455
01:26:58,900 --> 01:27:00,733
燕子只能住桥的

1456
01:27:00,766 --> 01:27:02,866
我要把空塑料瓶都留给他

1457
01:27:02,866 --> 01:27:04,366
正确的你可以留给我

1458
01:27:04,366 --> 01:27:06,399
留给我的话比较环保一点

1459
01:27:09,100 --> 01:27:10,300
电风扇的话

1460
01:27:10,300 --> 01:27:11,300
我电风扇

1461
01:27:11,300 --> 01:27:12,733
明天明天啊

1462
01:27:12,733 --> 01:27:14,099
下一场直播就有了

1463
01:27:14,100 --> 01:27:14,900
今天试一下

1464
01:27:14,900 --> 01:27:16,066
这个3D吗

1465
01:27:16,766 --> 01:27:19,566
直接读的国外学校不是交流

1466
01:27:24,733 --> 01:27:27,533
还是前50本硕博都来了

1467
01:27:27,666 --> 01:27:30,266
主播研究生一次是没人要了

1468
01:27:30,266 --> 01:27:33,599
这个主播不是不愿意上学啊

1469
01:27:33,600 --> 01:27:35,366
只是没有学校要主播

1470
01:27:35,366 --> 01:27:36,933
主播不是那个

1471
01:27:38,166 --> 01:27:39,533
主播不是落榜了

1472
01:27:39,533 --> 01:27:41,099
主播只是退役了

1473
01:27:41,966 --> 01:27:44,466
你觉得你是职业学生吗

1474
01:27:44,466 --> 01:27:45,766
我觉得我是

1475
01:27:47,133 --> 01:27:48,399
我IP了哥们

1476
01:27:48,400 --> 01:27:50,000
8点半起床

1477
01:27:50,533 --> 01:27:52,466
呃好吧

1478
01:27:57,500 --> 01:28:00,266
今天呢这个放完戒烟了

1479
01:28:00,266 --> 01:28:02,266
所以等一下放点什么呢

1480
01:28:04,666 --> 01:28:06,899
为了那个说话算话

1481
01:28:08,400 --> 01:28:11,133
我都没有播我半夜其实挺无聊我觉得

1482
01:28:11,133 --> 01:28:11,966
啊啊

1483
01:28:18,466 --> 01:28:20,566
我压到什么东西了

1484
01:28:26,800 --> 01:28:28,666
听到嘎嘣一声没有

1485
01:28:28,766 --> 01:28:30,766
我不知道我压到什么东西了

1486
01:28:30,766 --> 01:28:33,366
我这个凳子忽然刚才咔啦一声

1487
01:28:34,333 --> 01:28:35,466
好事

1488
01:28:36,866 --> 01:28:39,366
职业主播学历本科

1489
01:28:40,533 --> 01:28:43,533
我不知道压到什么东西了算了不管他

1490
01:28:43,533 --> 01:28:46,799
嗯不知道压到什么就等于没压到了

1491
01:28:46,800 --> 01:28:48,000
就不管他了

1492
01:28:55,800 --> 01:28:59,900
压倒我脆弱的心灵啊这样吗那好事

1493
01:29:10,466 --> 01:29:11,499
椅子裂开了

1494
01:29:11,500 --> 01:29:13,566
不会吧没有这么对付吧

1495
01:29:13,566 --> 01:29:15,966
说起来这个椅子其实还挺舒服的

1496
01:29:15,966 --> 01:29:18,966
就是一般直播的时候不能往后靠

1497
01:29:18,966 --> 01:29:20,799
否则会显得很呆

1498
01:29:22,200 --> 01:29:23,200
啊

1499
01:29:27,533 --> 01:29:30,166
嗯我都会显得很呆

1500
01:29:30,933 --> 01:29:32,866
匣子的心灵嘎嘣脆

1501
01:29:32,900 --> 01:29:34,200
铁石心肠的人

1502
01:29:34,200 --> 01:29:36,666
才会发出这样的清明声音

1503
01:29:39,066 --> 01:29:41,299
出来都是侧面

1504
01:29:41,866 --> 01:29:44,099
这像360斤的对不

1505
01:30:08,933 --> 01:30:11,799
主播把地下室的地板压坏了

1506
01:30:11,800 --> 01:30:14,566
没有我住一楼的我不住地下室

1507
01:30:14,666 --> 01:30:15,966
换我当椅子

1508
01:30:16,466 --> 01:30:18,933
没想到秃头看起来挺正经的

1509
01:30:18,933 --> 01:30:21,366
其实也是个变态呀当然

1510
01:30:21,666 --> 01:30:23,199
这个废话喊得so gay

1511
01:30:23,200 --> 01:30:27,600
当我看着你目光放下那一刻我睇着马

1512
01:30:27,600 --> 01:30:29,066
突破这刹那冰刹

1513
01:30:29,066 --> 01:30:31,799
天边单手的定义你家喇啊

1514
01:30:32,066 --> 01:30:34,599
打断锁链最近骂我奶茶

1515
01:30:34,766 --> 01:30:41,299
苦守着祈祷不可能爱她爱她你爱她

1516
01:30:44,900 --> 01:30:45,966
什么别墅

1517
01:30:45,966 --> 01:30:48,333
这边住别墅比住公寓便宜

1518
01:30:48,800 --> 01:30:51,000
住别墅更便宜好吧

1519
01:30:51,166 --> 01:30:52,733
有没有吉他版

1520
01:31:16,700 --> 01:31:20,400
有没有可能是右键据消发炎怎么可能

1521
01:31:20,600 --> 01:31:21,400
嗯

1522
01:31:35,166 --> 01:31:36,199
没有公寓

1523
01:31:36,200 --> 01:31:37,300
主播以前

1524
01:31:37,300 --> 01:31:40,100
白给一个公寓交了一年的房租

1525
01:31:40,166 --> 01:31:42,499
因为正赶上疫情回国

1526
01:31:42,900 --> 01:31:45,933
房子又转不出去一天都没住

1527
01:31:46,700 --> 01:31:48,166
白教我一年

1528
01:31:48,166 --> 01:31:49,699
真是气死我了

1529
01:31:50,000 --> 01:31:51,300
怎么变美了

1530
01:31:51,300 --> 01:31:53,366
明明是没有变美啊

1531
01:31:53,366 --> 01:31:54,766
哪里有变美啊

1532
01:31:55,100 --> 01:31:57,566
这是另一个3 d p啊

1533
01:31:57,900 --> 01:31:58,700
come on number

1534
01:31:59,566 --> 01:32:01,666
baby girl love me

1535
01:32:01,666 --> 01:32:04,366
在尼玛瓦路

1536
01:32:17,533 --> 01:32:18,566
give me give me more

1537
01:32:40,000 --> 01:32:42,000
听完这个就下播

1538
01:32:44,166 --> 01:32:47,766
我没唱香草我没唱我不告诉你

1539
01:32:48,300 --> 01:32:49,866
我知道你要写到周里

1540
01:32:49,866 --> 01:32:51,399
但是我我都没有唱

1541
01:32:51,400 --> 01:32:52,500
我不能告诉你

1542
01:32:55,166 --> 01:32:57,066
主播有两只耳朵

1543
01:32:57,933 --> 01:32:58,933
怎么唱来着

1544
01:33:08,400 --> 01:33:10,966
海一般孤独

1545
01:33:11,133 --> 01:33:17,666
一次荡漾大理迷茫啊的凶猛

1546
01:33:17,666 --> 01:33:21,933
极难颠簸哭干

1547
01:33:23,366 --> 01:33:26,299
雨打了一夜

1548
01:33:29,766 --> 01:33:31,699
谁来续个舰长救一下

1549
01:33:33,100 --> 01:33:35,266
这叫骗钱的坏女人

1550
01:33:35,866 --> 01:33:39,333
没有换皮耶耶慢慢的闭上了眼睛

1551
01:33:39,333 --> 01:33:41,766
没有哼歌的时候就习惯闭眼

1552
01:33:41,766 --> 01:33:43,399
这样比较专注一点

1553
01:33:43,566 --> 01:33:48,599
to so you are the Mona in

1554
01:33:52,400 --> 01:33:53,200
the

1555
01:33:54,666 --> 01:33:55,466
q

1556
01:33:55,466 --> 01:33:57,499
上午好哦上午好

1557
01:34:06,066 --> 01:34:12,166
苏斯木吉米豆哆啦啦他不普通

1558
01:34:12,666 --> 01:34:16,999
吹起木兰那一次给我拿

1559
01:34:17,000 --> 01:34:20,366
你带我没有马达

1560
01:34:20,900 --> 01:34:25,533
苏娜罗尼吼都把你带给你

1561
01:34:25,600 --> 01:34:27,533
现在就去搬砖开宝石

1562
01:34:27,533 --> 01:34:29,966
舰长错误的错误的

1563
01:34:30,800 --> 01:34:31,933
燕宝晚安

1564
01:34:31,933 --> 01:34:34,399
今天是被小星星琢磨的一早上

1565
01:34:34,400 --> 01:34:35,333
晚安

1566
01:34:36,366 --> 01:34:40,399
不可以拿饭钱开舰长我不是坏女人

1567
01:34:41,600 --> 01:34:42,900
这叫天之热

1568
01:34:43,000 --> 01:34:50,333
在意我哪怕你有自由送那多捧礼物

1569
01:34:51,566 --> 01:34:53,733
一天吃138什么副歌

1570
01:34:53,733 --> 01:34:55,866
有没有可能匣子也在国外呀

1571
01:34:55,866 --> 01:34:59,466
我我一天也吃138

1572
01:35:00,266 --> 01:35:04,866
梦自有花已开

1573
01:35:05,366 --> 01:35:06,166
哦

1574
01:35:07,266 --> 01:35:08,699
梦已

1575
01:35:11,800 --> 01:35:14,400
我还有饭钱我早上什么都不吃了

1576
01:35:14,400 --> 01:35:16,166
那不行凑合着

1577
01:35:16,400 --> 01:35:18,466
能逼我500吃饭吗

1578
01:35:23,766 --> 01:35:24,066
哎

1579
01:35:24,066 --> 01:35:26,599
你们有没有听过这个中二病的时候啊

1580
01:35:26,600 --> 01:35:28,100
这怎么开始放这首歌了

1581
01:35:28,100 --> 01:35:29,966
我中二病的时候可喜欢听这个

1582
01:35:29,966 --> 01:35:32,766
就是那种觉得整个世界抛弃了我

1583
01:35:32,766 --> 01:35:34,566
然后就这种就

1584
01:35:34,966 --> 01:35:36,199
充满着哎

1585
01:35:36,200 --> 01:35:39,566
中二病跟悲愤厌世情感的这种歌呀

1586
01:35:39,566 --> 01:35:42,266
当年我还挺喜欢雨离埋女士的

1587
01:35:42,266 --> 01:35:43,399
现在我只能说

1588
01:35:43,866 --> 01:35:45,999
对他的这个歌词赤之以谜啊

1589
01:35:46,000 --> 01:35:49,500
充满着一些这个假装高深的内容

1590
01:35:50,400 --> 01:35:52,500
假装高深假装抑郁

1591
01:35:52,500 --> 01:35:55,600
就像那个什么呃我被我被网爆了

1592
01:35:55,600 --> 01:35:57,800
我遭受了史无前例的网爆

1593
01:35:57,800 --> 01:35:59,466
我患上了抑郁症

1594
01:36:00,800 --> 01:36:02,533
哈哈哈就像这个一样

1595
01:36:02,533 --> 01:36:03,966
我虽然手里没有东西

1596
01:36:03,966 --> 01:36:06,366
但大家应该知道我说的是什么东西吧

1597
01:36:06,366 --> 01:36:08,333
就这个就像这个一样

1598
01:36:09,800 --> 01:36:12,400
听说中二病我肯定也有过呀

1599
01:36:12,400 --> 01:36:14,400
他当时他写的那些歌

1600
01:36:14,566 --> 01:36:16,699
真的我我都会唱的

1601
01:36:16,933 --> 01:36:19,766
那肯定要跟过去的自己一刀两断

1602
01:36:19,766 --> 01:36:20,899
好吧我恨不得

1603
01:36:21,133 --> 01:36:23,199
恨不得一刀砍死过去的自己

1604
01:36:26,100 --> 01:36:32,366
如果某个时间我能爱上一片树叶

1605
01:36:32,533 --> 01:36:39,166
那么某个未来我也能爱上某个人

1606
01:36:39,500 --> 01:36:42,700
她会读着孩子的诗篇

1607
01:36:42,700 --> 01:36:45,933
或者遥远远在天身边

1608
01:36:46,166 --> 01:36:52,666
在某一个剧情转折点带我前往明天

1609
01:36:52,666 --> 01:36:59,333
我曾在悲伤中流连无法忘却

1610
01:36:59,500 --> 01:37:06,466
那一天现实与梦想无情地被撕裂

1611
01:37:07,666 --> 01:37:09,866
他当年写的那个呃

1612
01:37:10,700 --> 01:37:12,366
我不知道你们有没有听过

1613
01:37:12,366 --> 01:37:14,599
中原那个妄想症那个系列

1614
01:37:17,500 --> 01:37:19,900
当时哎呀我可迷这个系列了

1615
01:37:19,900 --> 01:37:21,600
但现在想想简直就是

1616
01:37:21,766 --> 01:37:23,766
人生的这个污点啊

1617
01:37:23,766 --> 01:37:25,799
我还买了全套的专辑

1618
01:37:25,866 --> 01:37:28,899
简直就是呃污点中的污点

1619
01:37:36,666 --> 01:37:38,799
你们都没有钟爱病的时候啊

1620
01:37:38,800 --> 01:37:40,966
只有我一个人这么钟爱是吧

1621
01:37:41,366 --> 01:37:44,099
叫我前往明天明天

1622
01:37:47,000 --> 01:37:52,566
色彩与我不过舞步终于也失去了区别

1623
01:37:52,566 --> 01:37:58,299
去看那电车外颠簸行走着空心的枯骨

1624
01:37:58,666 --> 01:38:01,566
终日畏惧陌生的视线

1625
01:38:01,566 --> 01:38:04,533
熟悉画面获得一切

1626
01:38:04,566 --> 01:38:10,566
恨的情感最终也干瘪在脚下口中奄奄

1627
01:38:11,533 --> 01:38:16,366
谁看见我的黑夜

1628
01:38:16,933 --> 01:38:22,099
有无数的秃鹫在盘旋

1629
01:38:22,100 --> 01:38:27,800
荒凉的坟场地与我安眠

1630
01:38:28,700 --> 01:38:35,600
无法理解生者们惯用的语言

1631
01:38:36,600 --> 01:38:38,166
虽然我都没唱清

1632
01:38:38,166 --> 01:38:39,799
但你们应该知道这

1633
01:38:40,166 --> 01:38:41,566
根本就是能听出来

1634
01:38:41,566 --> 01:38:43,266
这东西到底有多重啊

1635
01:38:43,266 --> 01:38:44,733
我真的无语死了

1636
01:38:46,066 --> 01:38:48,766
看我要下播了待会要下播了

1637
01:38:51,766 --> 01:38:54,466
这不是新皮这很久以前的了

1638
01:38:54,466 --> 01:38:55,933
一看就不是燕老汉

1639
01:38:55,933 --> 01:38:59,499
这首歌叫生就叫生生命的生

1640
01:39:05,133 --> 01:39:06,966
太难听了没听清

1641
01:39:06,966 --> 01:39:09,699
哈哈好死

1642
01:39:10,333 --> 01:39:11,699
大伙都没听过

1643
01:39:11,700 --> 01:39:14,266
说明只有我一个人这么钟爱你们

1644
01:39:14,266 --> 01:39:16,199
你们去搜一下就知道了

1645
01:39:16,500 --> 01:39:17,900
搜搜一下就知道了

1646
01:39:17,900 --> 01:39:20,500
真的这个老那啥了

1647
01:39:23,533 --> 01:39:25,699
你还是喜欢花花的歌

1648
01:39:26,566 --> 01:39:28,266
哪个花花

1649
01:39:29,300 --> 01:39:32,500
能叫花花的太多了哪个花花

1650
01:39:40,066 --> 01:39:41,599
我不能再唱一遍

1651
01:39:50,166 --> 01:39:50,966
喝你啦

1652
01:39:53,366 --> 01:39:57,066
有黑夜时光洗涤耐心

1653
01:39:57,066 --> 01:39:58,766
看美景旅行

1654
01:39:58,800 --> 01:40:00,800
让对方的设定

1655
01:40:03,200 --> 01:40:05,200
哥们赶上最后一班车了

1656
01:40:05,200 --> 01:40:06,866
真是真要下了

1657
01:40:07,466 --> 01:40:08,266
是吗

1658
01:40:08,600 --> 01:40:09,500
对

1659
01:40:11,200 --> 01:40:14,666
对对对现实现实不是现实

1660
01:40:14,666 --> 01:40:16,066
你打错字了

1661
01:40:16,900 --> 01:40:19,166
这歌那系列只要你们了解一下

1662
01:40:19,166 --> 01:40:21,299
你就会发现钟爱的不行啊

1663
01:40:21,300 --> 01:40:22,066
我简直就

1664
01:40:22,066 --> 01:40:24,499
怀疑为什么当年我会喜欢这个

1665
01:40:25,733 --> 01:40:28,333
唯一的花花当然是凤凰传奇

1666
01:40:28,366 --> 01:40:29,266
莲花

1667
01:40:30,000 --> 01:40:31,700
今晚还会直播吗

1668
01:40:31,700 --> 01:40:33,900
会会吧应该会吧

1669
01:40:33,900 --> 01:40:34,500
今晚

1670
01:40:34,500 --> 01:40:37,933
我我争取把那个大大火棉花糖念一下

1671
01:40:38,166 --> 01:40:38,966
嗯

1672
01:40:44,366 --> 01:40:46,999
我感觉早期的那种中v的曲

1673
01:40:47,000 --> 01:40:48,166
其实我有不少回弹

1674
01:40:48,166 --> 01:40:49,566
但我都想不起来了

1675
01:40:49,566 --> 01:40:51,133
很久很久以前了

1676
01:40:51,500 --> 01:40:54,166
一袋米要扛起了哈哈

1677
01:40:57,900 --> 01:41:02,200
好了要下播了今晚直播陪房东吃饭

1678
01:41:02,200 --> 01:41:03,966
我哪有那个闲工夫

1679
01:41:04,800 --> 01:41:06,900
我哪有那个闲工夫啊

1680
01:41:09,400 --> 01:41:11,000
可能是棉花糖吧

1681
01:41:19,666 --> 01:41:21,766
早关注了今天才认识

1682
01:41:21,766 --> 01:41:23,299
你不会不熬夜吧

1683
01:41:23,300 --> 01:41:25,700
不会这个时候还有人不熬夜吧

1684
01:41:28,700 --> 01:41:29,900
无敌小水塔

1685
01:41:29,900 --> 01:41:32,866
我不是无敌小水塔我是

1686
01:41:35,000 --> 01:41:36,866
可爱大猫咪

1687
01:41:37,766 --> 01:41:38,966
我是小猫

1688
01:41:38,966 --> 01:41:41,499
干什么我弹幕机上都看不到我弹幕

1689
01:41:41,500 --> 01:41:42,700
为什么啊为什么

1690
01:41:42,700 --> 01:41:43,866
你被屏蔽了吗

1691
01:41:43,866 --> 01:41:45,333
但我能看到你弹幕

1692
01:41:45,866 --> 01:41:48,599
你不会发了什么东西被他屏蔽了吧

1693
01:41:50,133 --> 01:41:51,699
那你还真乖啊

1694
01:41:51,700 --> 01:41:54,066
你11点就睡了这么好

1695
01:41:57,766 --> 01:41:58,533
再找一个

1696
01:41:58,533 --> 01:42:01,899
下播之前放的东西都没有歌能听了呢

1697
01:42:01,900 --> 01:42:02,700
卧槽

1698
01:42:08,100 --> 01:42:09,366
是什么时候换皮套

1699
01:42:09,366 --> 01:42:12,166
就是今天今天随便换一下

1700
01:42:15,200 --> 01:42:17,000
哎这都屏蔽哈

1701
01:42:17,533 --> 01:42:19,133
这个有点过分

1702
01:42:20,100 --> 01:42:21,000
放一首

1703
01:42:21,000 --> 01:42:24,166
不行不行我看看放一个什么给你们

1704
01:42:47,566 --> 01:42:49,333
不行啊找不到了

1705
01:42:49,333 --> 01:42:50,933
嘿呀这怎么办

1706
01:42:51,700 --> 01:42:54,400
昨天你不说今天被传个切片吗

1707
01:42:54,400 --> 01:42:56,066
其实我不是下播去睡觉

1708
01:42:56,066 --> 01:42:59,333
我下播去切片去了你才发现啊

1709
01:42:59,733 --> 01:43:01,533
其实我是下播去切片了

1710
01:43:03,133 --> 01:43:04,733
又开始多动症了

1711
01:43:04,733 --> 01:43:07,066
可能我离电脑太近了吧

1712
01:43:07,066 --> 01:43:08,366
能不能来点效率

1713
01:43:08,366 --> 01:43:10,466
对对对我我想起来了

1714
01:43:12,166 --> 01:43:14,866
我离电脑太近了我下播去切片

1715
01:43:14,866 --> 01:43:16,066
切完再睡吧

1716
01:43:32,733 --> 01:43:36,266
今天不穿切片我就去地下室跑步

1717
01:43:36,266 --> 01:43:37,699
边跑步边直播

1718
01:43:40,266 --> 01:43:41,199
放这个吧

1719
01:43:44,566 --> 01:43:46,699
主要随着时间的推移

1720
01:43:46,700 --> 01:43:47,166
我觉得

1721
01:43:47,166 --> 01:43:50,166
我以前切好的东西不太适合在头了

1722
01:43:54,166 --> 01:43:56,899
先收拾屋子边收拾边切吧

1723
01:44:02,766 --> 01:44:04,166
我还真没有运动鞋

1724
01:44:04,166 --> 01:44:07,399
我这边都是靴子皮鞋

1725
01:44:09,533 --> 01:44:10,799
还有拖鞋

1726
01:44:16,900 --> 01:44:22,000
还有那种就正常的叫什么板鞋之类的

1727
01:44:22,300 --> 01:44:25,900
那一幕戏的爱漫漫的一路路口

1728
01:44:26,100 --> 01:44:29,000
阿拉巴拉铁柱之歌陪我醒来

1729
01:44:29,200 --> 01:44:33,400
看东北路弥漫漫南木的那一路

1730
01:44:33,733 --> 01:44:36,599
阿拉巴开西兰巴瓦拉布的路

1731
01:44:36,600 --> 01:44:38,300
靴子可以踩我吗

1732
01:44:38,300 --> 01:44:41,100
不行踩了你怕脏了我的鞋

1733
01:44:44,266 --> 01:44:46,399
no matter what to do she mata

1734
01:45:15,366 --> 01:45:16,333
好使

1735
01:45:17,066 --> 01:45:18,599
我们家是好使

1736
01:45:23,533 --> 01:45:24,899
没有就哼两句

1737
01:45:24,900 --> 01:45:26,600
想起来会哼

1738
01:45:26,766 --> 01:45:28,999
不可以切这个这哼了不好

1739
01:45:29,333 --> 01:45:30,799
应该说晚安了

1740
01:45:34,933 --> 01:45:35,999
放完走了

1741
01:45:41,666 --> 01:45:43,466
谢谢2052的小心心

1742
01:45:43,466 --> 01:45:45,299
非常感谢阿力哥到

1743
01:45:45,933 --> 01:45:48,999
在乌蒙的阿鲁克斯的纳德

1744
01:45:49,166 --> 01:45:50,966
苏德的佛库大巴

1745
01:45:51,000 --> 01:45:53,800
阿西姆那卢卡斯吉特

1746
01:45:53,933 --> 01:45:55,599
古普拉摩托马

1747
01:45:55,600 --> 01:45:58,933
那一刻他是个尼玛的卡塔

1748
01:45:58,966 --> 01:46:00,166
只不过内约

1749
01:46:02,166 --> 01:46:04,999
这个本身就是3D模型啊不存在手不动

1750
01:46:05,000 --> 01:46:05,866
我跟你说

1751
01:46:09,000 --> 01:46:10,900
9点9点了

1752
01:46:11,700 --> 01:46:13,700
已经过了时间了

1753
01:46:16,933 --> 01:46:18,133
晚上见了吗

1754
01:46:20,766 --> 01:46:24,166
没办法这是我是从匣子9527上偷的

1755
01:46:24,166 --> 01:46:25,566
确实有点脑血栓

1756
01:46:25,566 --> 01:46:26,999
这个不能怪我

1757
01:46:27,700 --> 01:46:29,466
oh oh oh oh

1758
01:46:32,266 --> 01:46:33,066
oh

1759
01:46:42,066 --> 01:46:43,533
啊早上见

1760
01:46:43,533 --> 01:46:44,499
嗯晚安

1761
01:46:44,500 --> 01:46:45,966
哦早上见

1762
01:46:46,300 --> 01:46:49,400
喜欢主播的可以点一下关注好吗

1763
01:46:49,700 --> 01:46:52,266
你给我点个关注吧

1764
01:46:53,933 --> 01:46:54,733
na

1765
01:47:03,666 --> 01:47:04,466
na

1766
01:47:09,100 --> 01:47:11,666
na na na

1767
01:47:14,300 --> 01:47:15,100
na na

1768
01:47:23,600 --> 01:47:24,966
拜

1769
01:47:27,300 --> 01:47:28,866
拜拜拜

1770
01:47:36,933 --> 01:47:40,266
哎牛亮起来是取关了坏人

1771
01:47:41,566 --> 01:47:45,066
but this the Tiffany's in bottles of bubbles

1772
01:47:45,166 --> 01:47:48,466
girls with tattoos who like getting in trouble

1773
01:47:48,466 --> 01:47:51,899
lashes and timing fate and machine

1774
01:47:52,366 --> 01:47:55,066
can't stop all of my favorite things

1775
01:47:55,266 --> 01:47:58,799
been through some bad shit i should be a savage

1776
01:47:58,800 --> 01:48:02,200
who woulda thought it'd turn me to a savage

1777
01:48:02,200 --> 01:48:05,666
rather be tied up with calls and not strings

1778
01:48:05,666 --> 01:48:08,666
write my own checks like i write what i sing

1779
01:48:08,866 --> 01:48:12,199
yeah my wrist stop watching my neck is flossy

1780
01:48:12,200 --> 01:48:14,800
make big deposits my gloss

1781
01:48:14,933 --> 01:48:17,399
it's popping you like my hair

1782
01:48:17,500 --> 01:48:21,733
g thinks just want it i see it i like it i want it

1783
01:48:21,766 --> 01:48:22,599
i got it yeah

1784
01:48:22,600 --> 01:48:25,166
i want it i got it i want it

1785
01:48:25,200 --> 01:48:28,566
i got it i want it i got it i want it

1786
01:48:28,666 --> 01:48:29,466
i got it yeah

1787
01:48:29,466 --> 01:48:31,133
you like my hair

1788
01:48:31,200 --> 01:48:36,266
g thanks just want it i see it i like it i want it i got it

1789
01:48:36,400 --> 01:48:39,800
my ideas are priceless i know i'm the nicest

1790
01:48:39,800 --> 01:48:41,666
i knew you would like this

1791
01:48:41,700 --> 01:48:43,266
i must be psyched

1792
01:48:43,366 --> 01:48:46,566
i'm from the streets baby i'm nothing like them

1793
01:48:46,733 --> 01:48:50,899
she's sweet in the day but freaky when i come it's mine

1794
01:48:50,933 --> 01:48:53,399
invested i spend on necklace

1795
01:48:53,466 --> 01:48:56,899
i got the cash if i don't get credit

1796
01:48:56,933 --> 01:49:00,266
and i'm well respected so she feel protected

1797
01:49:00,266 --> 01:49:03,733
so scratch all the exes it's next like contestants

1798
01:49:03,733 --> 01:49:06,299
it's blessings no stressing i'm flexing

1799
01:49:06,300 --> 01:49:08,866
got one car parked right in the entrance

1800
01:49:08,866 --> 01:49:11,366
got one car parked right at the exit

1801
01:49:11,366 --> 01:49:13,333
see you didn't expect this

1802
01:49:13,500 --> 01:49:18,300
link like a robot i put bands in your face like botox i want it

1803
01:49:18,333 --> 01:49:20,866
i got it i want it i got it

1804
01:49:20,933 --> 01:49:22,566
i want it i got it

1805
01:49:22,600 --> 01:49:24,200
i want it i got it

1806
01:49:24,333 --> 01:49:25,899
you like my hair

1807
01:49:26,066 --> 01:49:30,966
g thanks just bought it i see it i like it i want it i got

1808
01:49:30,966 --> 01:49:33,199
my receipts be looking like phone numbers

1809
01:49:33,200 --> 01:49:34,700
everyday money then wrong number

1810
01:49:34,766 --> 01:49:36,366
black card is my business god

1811
01:49:36,366 --> 01:49:38,199
the way you be setting the phone for me

1812
01:49:38,200 --> 01:49:39,366
i don't need a breath

1813
01:49:39,533 --> 01:49:41,699
but i be like put it in a bag yeah

1814
01:49:41,700 --> 01:49:45,133
when you see the max they facts up like my eyes yeah

1815
01:49:45,133 --> 01:49:48,133
shoo go from the salt to the booth make it all back in one loot

1816
01:49:48,133 --> 01:49:48,999
give me the loot

1817
01:49:49,000 --> 01:49:51,566
never mind i got a juice nothing but not what we shoot

1818
01:49:51,566 --> 01:49:52,366
look at my neck

1819
01:49:52,366 --> 01:49:54,966
look at my Jack ain't got enough money to pay me respect

1820
01:49:54,966 --> 01:49:57,499
ain't no budget when i'm on the side if i like it

1821
01:49:57,500 --> 01:50:00,266
then that's what i get yeah i want it i got it

1822
01:50:00,333 --> 01:50:05,366
i want it i got it i want it i got it i want it i got it

1823
01:50:05,466 --> 01:50:08,666
you like my hair gee thanks just bought it

1824
01:50:08,666 --> 01:50:12,799
i see it i like it i want it i got it yeah

1825
01:50:19,500 --> 01:50:20,533
用力

1826
01:50:29,766 --> 01:50:32,666
oh to my guy boy

1827
01:50:39,666 --> 01:50:42,966
道你k歌第一首歌谣

1828
01:50:43,100 --> 01:50:47,366
妒忌妒忌是单枪嗒嗒嘀嗒嘀

1829
01:50:47,800 --> 01:50:52,000
还寂寞是呆呆的那一端

1830
01:50:52,966 --> 01:50:55,866
是哒哈闹呀乐卡

1831
01:50:57,700 --> 01:50:59,733
拉通吧哇伊玛哈吉达

1832
01:50:59,733 --> 01:51:04,533
娜德克尼一袋可托我奶大吉通

1833
01:51:23,100 --> 01:51:27,566
是我时代太快感已特别是大

1834
01:51:27,566 --> 01:51:29,466
i know you look卡拉

1835
01:51:43,466 --> 01:51:49,866
come on i'm in my head

1836
01:51:51,866 --> 01:51:54,133
couple in now give me girl you're not your throw it in my eye

1837
01:51:54,133 --> 01:51:57,866
ya come and push you that it's your sweet dollar

1838
01:52:00,300 --> 01:52:04,400
answer can't watch you bust i could do a big ass dance

1839
01:52:04,400 --> 01:52:06,800
so ninety more county more Michael god

1840
01:52:06,800 --> 01:52:08,900
and i mean i can nasty s o s wow

1841
01:52:08,900 --> 01:52:11,533
come and be lucky that yum yum

1842
01:52:11,533 --> 01:52:17,499
so do yum yum yum yum yum