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一片叶告知沉默一瞥笑中断漂泊

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一段情开花结果

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幻化蝶偷听途说

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眼见的失落自我忽一句与子成说

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山外钟声凋落

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蜿蜒门庭扰人的枷锁

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谁又弹奏琴

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哔哩哔哩是不是有点有点逆天了

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他整个新版直播机我都看不着

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同阶了

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好像有点有病

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哪一种多了火

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越长越富的

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话我已经成为你的心窝

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我欲敲得一把锁众生我

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也

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难过三生路

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大母鸡也整没了我操

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佛说佛说过

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人生来寂寞

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三生石旁念着般若

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我总说不该就此错

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直播间好像有点有点逆天了

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整的啥呀这是

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哎呀

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家人们看不清字了

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他的字体不能调了好小啊

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不是可小了看不清了

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耶耶你的神龙呢

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等会先先说会话

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我找不到在什么地方设置啊我着急了

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家人们没了

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他昨天跟我说要更新那个新版直播间

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我一看大事不妙

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我没同意

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他自己半夜偷偷把自己更新了

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月下花已落西收

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尘世间三千繁花未落红兰枝尽颜色多

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哪一种啊

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我把它调大了

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好了好了可以了

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20万统计

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嗯

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可以了晚上好大家晚上好

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还可以在弹幕框里面直接发弹幕

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泡泡茶壶来了吗

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哎

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为什么要找泡泡茶壶

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哎呀我今天热死了

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我昨晚挂着你直播间就走了

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今天中午他在办公室自己外

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放了一个小时

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我看到了

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我在群里看到了谢谢红石的金币盘

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感谢阿力嘎的

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泡茶壶马上来

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你怎么知道

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啊你是他朋友是吧

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你是他朋友

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悠悠晚上好

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泡泡泡泡茶壶是一套而已

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今天还是刚醒啊

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刚醒然后就有点犯困

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嗓子有点不太好

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说一说话就好了家人们

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我在群里看到了香草

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是不是我的那个

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我的呃

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清净艳艳纯种单推人

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全世界最厉害的那个路灯打中了

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他不是昨天

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睡觉了吗

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我当时突击直播

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他办公室电脑挂着我的那个直播间

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然后开播了之后

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我的声音就直接回荡在他的办公室里

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吸引了他的师兄师姐

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一起看我直播

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又来听宝宝了晚安晚安晚安

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燕宝妈妈爱你

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嗯妈妈也爱你

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不是新皮啊这都很久之前的了

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这就跑啦

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嗯

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师兄评价说你的声音挺甜美的

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快进到一个一个办公室一起推米页面

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啊

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谢谢名称再次修改的

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呃

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泡泡糖金币金币泡泡糖反

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感谢阿力来到

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你们应该能听到

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我嗓子哑了

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晚安燕宝

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晚安哎不是我这明明今天是今天

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是

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很标准的米呀米啊

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直播的时间呢

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为什么你要跟我说晚安呢

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谢谢我不会再为你钓鱼了的

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小花花反感谢阿迪达的

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欢迎紫霞好久没见了

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好困这就困了

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你不行啊

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你不行

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太弱了吧真训练

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想睡觉不许弹幕员早睡

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不可以不可以

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我不允许我好不容易

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我

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我你知道我定了多少个闹铃

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才能这个时间起来吗

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我定了8个闹铃

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谢谢

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一直想要抓住胖子大盗的明智先生

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啊你名字怎么这么长的

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泡泡糖非常感谢爱丽来到

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我操这么嚣张

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我定了8个闹铃

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还在这个时间给你们准时直播了

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你现在告诉我我你要睡了

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我的努力岂不是前功尽弃了

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我唱

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两眼一黑

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耳机戴了一天好痛

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主播我可以在寝室外放吗

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现在快快12点了

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你室友不睡觉吗

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你室友不睡觉的话可以

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睡觉的话就就算了

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主播在地下室直播回声有点大

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但我为什么你名字这么长

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原来不知道可以起这么长的名字啊

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我这边10点半

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昨天失眠了3点才睡着

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不知道为什么

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谢一直想要抓住胖子大盗的明智

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仙人的情书房

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感谢阿里来到

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妈妈我来了

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欢迎你哦

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找一下怎么投屏啊

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现在名字不是只能6个字吗

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好像不是哦

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哎这个投屏啊投出来了

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谢谢名称已再次修改了金币和打榜

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非常感谢阿里嘎到

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燕子是不是现在两个大大的黑眼圈

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还真是

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嗯

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谢谢泡泡了

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为你加冕棒棒

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感谢阿力哥的5 炒鸡

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谢谢谢谢谢谢轰动你阿里卡特

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这是什么礼物

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当小公主的礼物

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戴皇冠的当小公主的礼物

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非常感谢泡泡

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感觉呃

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上次在直播间被泡泡送礼物还是去年

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这个投屏好用吗

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我怎么觉得他好像不动了呀

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哎他为什么不动呀

164
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家人们我在操作但是他不动哎

165
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他是不是弄了一张图来骗我呀

166
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这图片卡了不行我重开一下

167
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1年的健康血亏见识

168
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重投一下吧

169
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他这个头顶动不了

170
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耶你带我走吧艳艳人

171
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你带我走吧

172
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没有艳艳人我可怎么活呀

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我不想直接用电脑玩

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用电脑玩没有没有挑战

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就手机最小数据

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就好这口被折磨

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主播老懂那个啥了

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谢谢一直想要抓住碰瓷大盗

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的贝克拉房

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感谢阿力嘎到

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谢谢付费贝克拉房

182
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感谢破费了

183
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我没有在摆啦

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我在给你们调那个画面呢

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嗯好了

186
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他刚才为什么自己动了

187
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今天下播之前一直是玩这个

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不可能不可能

189
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主播上播之前

190
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昨天不是失眠了吗

191
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练了一个小时成功召唤了一把

192
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我觉得我不会输的

193
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搞不好一遍过

194
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家人们我们读点什么的吧

195
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有没有什么惩罚机制就比如就就那个

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记得怎么算算惩罚的那种

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搞不好我一遍过呢对吧

198
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怎么能对燕宝这么没有信心呢

199
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哎那个粉色的东西

200
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我昨天晚上做梦都是这个哦哦

201
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一次是记了

202
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你要是神龙我就上剑行看到了

203
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这个船我骗定了

204
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好吧嗯

205
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没办法通往成功的路上总是有一些

206
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呃不可避免的挫折

207
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但是我相信

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主播

209
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主播一定会克服的嗯

210
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哇

211
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我的两条鱼

212
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他嗯这

213
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你刚说我相信对吧

214
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是啊我的鱼

215
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我的鱼

216
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这游戏感觉怎么这么像

217
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恐怖游戏啊

218
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我操

219
00:14:01,866 --> 00:14:04,799
我玩的时候我没玩这个视剧的

220
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我玩的是那种就啊比较大的那种

221
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这个视剧也太刺激了

222
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啊

223
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吓我一跳我操

224
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主播的嗓子一次就气了

225
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对啊召唤神龟了

226
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玩电脑的简单

227
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我知道我知道玩电脑的简单

228
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等下我我打不过我就把手机屏幕一横

229
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那个手机屏一横特别容易过了

230
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这舰长我寻思是没有了我舰长了

231
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我确实舰长这块谁给我补啊

232
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主播为我省钱我还没死呢

233
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我的鱼

234
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我生气了

235
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家人们这把死了之后这把送了

236
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我要我要开挂了

237
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送了送了送了开挂了

238
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玩不起就开挂

239
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什么鬼仙人

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送我送我

241
00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:41,800
举办主播ISQ

242
00:16:41,866 --> 00:16:43,933
燕子要是成功了怎么打灰的

243
00:16:43,933 --> 00:16:45,966
公发下来就像舰长

244
00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:48,566
你爹往鬼身上撞

245
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:52,366
我爹和鬼身上撞你往大鱼身上撞

246
00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:55,199
我们哪有哪有

247
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,400
没有的事

248
00:16:58,466 --> 00:17:01,766
手机有后面越南车是大的没小的了

249
00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:04,099
你跟我爹我有好事

250
00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:05,500
开香槟了

251
00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:09,400
这一次加班半小时真假的

252
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:11,000
哼

253
00:17:11,966 --> 00:17:13,499
打复仇棒吧

254
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:17,266
我我我不是开挂小小透不算透

255
00:17:17,266 --> 00:17:18,899
家人们小透不算透

256
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:21,933
没有没有把手机横过来

257
00:17:33,066 --> 00:17:34,366
小偷不算偷

258
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,733
开了挂就是挂呀

259
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:55,000
这是大哥的勤奋跟努力啊

260
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,666
不能叫开挂的

261
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,533
小偷不算快家人们

262
00:18:48,266 --> 00:18:49,866
哎把手机一横

263
00:18:49,966 --> 00:18:53,966
感觉这个世界充满了光明跟爱

264
00:18:55,733 --> 00:18:57,566
忘记了被那个

265
00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:01,666
粉色大那个啥暴杀的烦恼

266
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,566
干嘛呀

267
00:19:29,366 --> 00:19:33,666
主播要下班了所以看一下无线视剧

268
00:19:33,666 --> 00:19:34,966
理解理解

269
00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:40,200
老子也费劲呀我不懂

270
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:45,133
啊我晚安瑞

271
00:19:50,066 --> 00:19:53,299
主播为了掐米抛弃米线

272
00:19:53,566 --> 00:19:55,799
不是你们都不看的吗

273
00:19:56,066 --> 00:19:59,066
找鸭子不如找遛鸟

274
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:01,800
呃

275
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:04,366
动漫鸭子

276
00:20:04,366 --> 00:20:06,666
什么鸭子我不好说

277
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,100
哎你们心里都在想什么啊

278
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:11,266
什么叫什么鸭子啊

279
00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:17,100
有什么不能看的

280
00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:18,966
我给你们看我给你们看

281
00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:29,899
很纯洁的好吗

282
00:20:29,900 --> 00:20:33,933
动漫鸭子做参考你们在想什么呀

283
00:20:35,733 --> 00:20:38,533
这是我之前约稿的时候找的那个

284
00:20:38,533 --> 00:20:39,666
参考图片

285
00:20:39,666 --> 00:20:41,199
你们不会以为我在网上

286
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:42,933
看一些什么奇怪的东西吧

287
00:20:42,933 --> 00:20:44,199
你在想什么啊

288
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:48,600
嗯别晚上好要吃肉

289
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:49,500
下播

290
00:20:50,533 --> 00:20:51,866
好可爱胃太快

291
00:20:51,866 --> 00:20:54,266
不要说没有

292
00:20:58,900 --> 00:21:01,600
学鸭子做给小男友看

293
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,900
呵呵无话可说

294
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,399
你有病吧

295
00:21:10,166 --> 00:21:12,933
别发了别发了等一下再发

296
00:21:12,933 --> 00:21:14,366
1226一键了

297
00:21:14,366 --> 00:21:16,799
这明明是百度的结果呀

298
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,966
百度的结果也会被绊的吗

299
00:21:19,533 --> 00:21:20,333
嗯

300
00:21:20,966 --> 00:21:24,099
谢谢爱峰之影的紫金宝和幸运十方

301
00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:25,533
感谢阿力改造

302
00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:28,366
是吗好不容易背完了

303
00:21:28,366 --> 00:21:29,699
别这样啊

304
00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:31,999
出门临时偷溜才行

305
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,666
谢谢一通的舰长帮忙

306
00:21:33,666 --> 00:21:37,499
感谢阿力达到卧槽成

307
00:21:39,133 --> 00:21:39,733
举报

308
00:21:39,733 --> 00:21:40,533
了

309
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,400
没有没有

310
00:21:43,566 --> 00:21:46,299
当时不是约那个冬季插画吗

311
00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:48,000
就想弄一个类似我

312
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,766
我给你们随便找一下吧

313
00:21:50,666 --> 00:21:52,966
我操这怎么越穿越少啊

314
00:21:53,466 --> 00:21:55,999
为啥我好像在p站看图啊

315
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,500
这明明是百度哎

316
00:22:00,133 --> 00:22:05,366
就是那个呃大概类似于这种这种姿势

317
00:22:12,966 --> 00:22:14,399
大概类似这种

318
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:18,700
燕子能不能写给我

319
00:22:18,933 --> 00:22:21,466
别吵现在没空发弹幕

320
00:22:29,533 --> 00:22:31,333
主播鸭子做吧

321
00:22:31,333 --> 00:22:32,966
哎呀滑了

322
00:22:33,866 --> 00:22:35,999
主播正式步入阵营了

323
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,766
主播平时都看什么

324
00:22:38,266 --> 00:22:40,333
因为我想看你的尾巴

325
00:22:43,966 --> 00:22:44,933
就这种啊

326
00:22:44,933 --> 00:22:48,599
类似这种女生的女生的鸭子座主播快

327
00:22:50,066 --> 00:22:52,066
就好像有点逆天

328
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,566
你好像有点逆天了就类似这种姿势啊

329
00:22:59,566 --> 00:23:00,466
多可爱啊

330
00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:03,499
你们你们不觉得鸭子座很可爱吗

331
00:23:12,166 --> 00:23:14,866
谢谢花青与白的比克拉房

332
00:23:14,866 --> 00:23:16,333
感谢阿力嘎的

333
00:23:19,900 --> 00:23:21,766
我觉得很可爱呀

334
00:23:22,366 --> 00:23:24,266
你们你们真是

335
00:23:25,133 --> 00:23:27,366
试了下我也能压制作

336
00:23:27,366 --> 00:23:28,333
真的假的

337
00:23:31,300 --> 00:23:33,933
香草你在干什么啊香草

338
00:23:35,700 --> 00:23:36,866
鸭子座不是说

339
00:23:36,866 --> 00:23:37,366
只有

340
00:23:37,366 --> 00:23:41,166
女生的那个骨盆结构才适合鸭子座吗

341
00:23:41,733 --> 00:23:44,666
香草是我不敢想

342
00:23:45,900 --> 00:23:47,666
这下不敢想了

343
00:23:51,300 --> 00:23:52,600
看看你的

344
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,266
请你自重

345
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,266
香草是不是卡了香草

346
00:24:06,266 --> 00:24:07,066
嗯嗯

347
00:24:07,333 --> 00:24:10,399
我带着别的女人的牌子来看你了

348
00:24:11,066 --> 00:24:12,533
不是不是

349
00:24:12,533 --> 00:24:15,799
我有研究过的说鸭子做这个姿势

350
00:24:15,900 --> 00:24:16,300
因为

351
00:24:16,300 --> 00:24:19,500
男生跟女生那个骨盆的结构不一样

352
00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:22,266
然后女生就可以做到这个

353
00:24:22,266 --> 00:24:24,933
如果男生做到的话多半是嘎了

354
00:24:24,933 --> 00:24:28,933
香草你不会为了鸭子做给艳艳人看

355
00:24:28,933 --> 00:24:30,066
做出了一些

356
00:24:30,266 --> 00:24:32,133
不可挽回的举动吧

357
00:24:32,133 --> 00:24:34,099
卧槽我要雨刮器的表情包

358
00:24:34,100 --> 00:24:36,466
等我下播了发你一份高清的

359
00:24:37,566 --> 00:24:39,799
你们看好多人都行

360
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:42,666
坏了为啥我行吗

361
00:24:42,666 --> 00:24:43,466
妈

362
00:24:44,266 --> 00:24:47,399
妈什么情况啊

363
00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:50,400
你们哎主播

364
00:24:50,933 --> 00:24:54,199
主播一边玩召唤神龙一边

365
00:24:54,766 --> 00:24:56,699
用途钓大鱼

366
00:24:57,366 --> 00:24:58,666
钓出来了

367
00:24:58,666 --> 00:25:00,699
我们直播间里面

368
00:25:01,266 --> 00:25:02,266
会鸭子做的

369
00:25:02,266 --> 00:25:05,133
呃那个0啊我不好说

370
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:08,500
男人带有这种姿势

371
00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:09,733
我也可以

372
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,700
主播不会不行吧可以呀

373
00:25:20,100 --> 00:25:21,733
哥们柔韧度更行

374
00:25:21,733 --> 00:25:22,933
跟主播钢板不一样

375
00:25:22,933 --> 00:25:24,566
主播以前是练舞的

376
00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:27,933
以前练舞那个里面不是有一个

377
00:25:27,933 --> 00:25:29,533
然后当然是很小的时候啊

378
00:25:29,533 --> 00:25:30,933
现在已经跳不了了

379
00:25:32,366 --> 00:25:35,533
有一个踩胯的那个环节

380
00:25:35,900 --> 00:25:39,100
我每次被踩胯都哭

381
00:25:39,533 --> 00:25:42,133
因为就是练那个延展性的

382
00:25:42,133 --> 00:25:46,066
跟那个就类似于劈叉呀

383
00:25:46,066 --> 00:25:48,166
然后那个

384
00:25:49,666 --> 00:25:51,566
我差点穿成劈腿

385
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:55,600
就类似于劈叉的那个姿势特别特别疼

386
00:25:55,866 --> 00:25:59,099
就跟鸭子做差不多的那个原理吧

387
00:25:59,900 --> 00:26:03,266
一一一扣一上少里

388
00:26:09,166 --> 00:26:10,166
能跑完步

389
00:26:10,166 --> 00:26:12,199
放松完我也能做啊

390
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,000
是舞蹈舞蹈

391
00:26:15,266 --> 00:26:18,099
朝你大块来一脚很疼的

392
00:26:18,133 --> 00:26:19,966
你们可以试一下

393
00:26:22,133 --> 00:26:23,499
真的很疼的

394
00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:25,600
就你不提前热身的话

395
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:29,933
然后你去压你两边的那个膝盖往外

396
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,466
然后脚心相对

397
00:26:33,100 --> 00:26:36,366
你两只手拄在这个膝盖上面

398
00:26:36,366 --> 00:26:37,399
往下用力压

399
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:38,700
很痛很痛的

400
00:26:38,700 --> 00:26:41,200
我小时候每次被踩胯都哭

401
00:26:41,900 --> 00:26:43,533
然后我们舞蹈老师骂我

402
00:26:43,533 --> 00:26:44,999
你怎么这么娇气

403
00:26:46,300 --> 00:26:47,366
欢迎花儿

404
00:26:49,666 --> 00:26:50,966
为什么要是啊

405
00:26:50,966 --> 00:26:53,266
那你们为什么要是鸭子座啊

406
00:26:53,266 --> 00:26:55,766
你不是这个你为什么要是鸭子座啊

407
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,766
因为鸭子座又萌又可爱是吧

408
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:02,100
不是不过如此

409
00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:03,400
明天挂个号

410
00:27:03,866 --> 00:27:05,566
你要在中间

411
00:27:06,366 --> 00:27:07,966
你们在直播间干嘛

412
00:27:11,466 --> 00:27:12,966
燕子属于是

413
00:27:12,966 --> 00:27:14,533
嗯嗯我不好说

414
00:27:14,533 --> 00:27:17,333
你随便找个以前练过舞蹈的

415
00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:21,966
你去问他们都挺难的挺困难的

416
00:27:23,466 --> 00:27:26,599
为啥这个召唤神龙的网页叫做

417
00:27:26,766 --> 00:27:28,399
我真是太厉害了

418
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:29,900
他好像有点逆天了

419
00:27:29,900 --> 00:27:30,766
意思是

420
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:34,700
丫头做你经常这么做我操

421
00:27:36,733 --> 00:27:37,699
真的假的

422
00:27:37,700 --> 00:27:39,700
我都开始怀疑我自己看的东西

423
00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:41,100
到底对不对了

424
00:27:42,700 --> 00:27:44,300
我记得那个科普

425
00:27:44,300 --> 00:27:46,100
我以前主播是一个

426
00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:48,299
纯纯的萌萌二次元

427
00:27:48,466 --> 00:27:51,599
当时就哎呀我跟你们边说话边召唤

428
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:55,133
神龙直直的就冲着那个神龟撞过去了

429
00:28:01,700 --> 00:28:03,266
先看他们科普吗

430
00:28:03,266 --> 00:28:05,666
就说只有女生的那个生理结构

431
00:28:05,666 --> 00:28:06,999
才可以这么做

432
00:28:07,300 --> 00:28:10,600
你们直播间鸭子做的是什么成分

433
00:28:10,766 --> 00:28:12,166
真是难以想象

434
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:13,600
能不能

435
00:28:13,666 --> 00:28:16,499
为了证明你们鸭子做的真实心啊

436
00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:19,200
这个下播了之后

437
00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:22,133
主播给你们私聊扣一

438
00:28:22,133 --> 00:28:23,866
你们能不能发给主播那个

439
00:28:23,866 --> 00:28:25,799
你们鸭子做的照片啊

440
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:29,700
让主播验证一下真伪啊

441
00:28:29,700 --> 00:28:31,600
我们这边可不兴那个

442
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,000
假装自己能鸭子做的

443
00:28:41,666 --> 00:28:42,966
主播给你们扣一

444
00:28:42,966 --> 00:28:45,999
你们送主播你们鸭子做的照片吧

445
00:28:46,066 --> 00:28:47,966
好吗嘿嘿

446
00:28:52,100 --> 00:28:55,333
以常以前出c经常鸭子坐

447
00:28:55,333 --> 00:28:58,866
我操你们都好贴服一宾啊

448
00:29:02,100 --> 00:29:03,933
坐久了不会痛吗

449
00:29:03,933 --> 00:29:05,899
就是那个鸭子坐那个姿势

450
00:29:05,900 --> 00:29:07,933
其实挺扭曲的我感觉

451
00:29:23,933 --> 00:29:25,366
等一下再看弹幕

452
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:29,533
现在在召唤小神龟没办法看弹幕

453
00:29:42,666 --> 00:29:44,399
哎别打SC呀

454
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:45,933
我现在看不了

455
00:29:46,166 --> 00:29:47,999
谢谢泡泡茶或者SC

456
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:48,900
非常感谢

457
00:29:48,900 --> 00:29:50,166
有无猛易

458
00:29:50,166 --> 00:29:52,366
没有不可以在直播间击剑

459
00:29:54,066 --> 00:29:57,366
主播在上面坐牢你们在下面击剑是吧

460
00:29:57,366 --> 00:29:58,199
什么什么

461
00:29:58,266 --> 00:30:02,566
茶余饭后那个夜晚约会的一线节目啊

462
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:12,300
你别打IC掉主播你打IC掉主播

463
00:30:12,300 --> 00:30:14,533
主播一抬头就死了我操

464
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,733
哎为什么都是小蝌蚪啊

465
00:30:22,733 --> 00:30:24,266
没有更大的鱼吗

466
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,900
谢谢无敌郑老爷的爱心

467
00:30:42,900 --> 00:30:45,900
主播可以寄一把脱一件吗

468
00:30:45,933 --> 00:30:47,399
主播这就去上楼

469
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,133
把自己那8件外套全穿上

470
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:51,333
你等着

471
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:53,466
不可以

472
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:58,900
谢谢周老爷的爱心非常感谢

473
00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:00,066
先先别打先别打

474
00:31:00,066 --> 00:31:02,199
等主播玩完了再打好不好

475
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,266
这关系到

476
00:31:12,066 --> 00:31:14,166
三个舰长的命运

477
00:31:15,733 --> 00:31:20,199
我记得好多人说今天能通就去见的

478
00:31:30,366 --> 00:31:34,899
哎我成功变成粉色大变态了开心

479
00:31:38,266 --> 00:31:40,333
别吵别吵这里很关键

480
00:31:40,333 --> 00:31:42,533
家人们别吵这里很关键

481
00:32:02,766 --> 00:32:06,266
我的粉色变态死

482
00:32:09,300 --> 00:32:11,366
吃啊都是你害的

483
00:32:29,733 --> 00:32:32,099
别吵别吵别吵这里很关键

484
00:32:32,100 --> 00:32:34,000
家人们都会在看待我

485
00:32:47,933 --> 00:32:50,333
怎么总会有这种拐角

486
00:32:50,333 --> 00:32:52,733
里面会探出来一个

487
00:32:53,100 --> 00:32:56,166
哎我真是不好说

488
00:32:58,866 --> 00:33:00,399
我的脚麻了

489
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:03,866
等会等会把这把送了然后然后然后

490
00:33:04,533 --> 00:33:05,766
让我让我

491
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,200
我的脚好疼

492
00:33:18,100 --> 00:33:18,666
可能

493
00:33:18,666 --> 00:33:22,066
已经是一把游戏玩一年的那个状态了

494
00:34:09,133 --> 00:34:12,566
好想打嗝呀我好紧张不知道为什么

495
00:34:27,900 --> 00:34:29,733
没有气没有气

496
00:34:29,733 --> 00:34:33,599
我们这个放一首奇迹再现吧

497
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:35,700
每次我操纵这个锦鲤的时候

498
00:34:35,700 --> 00:34:37,966
总觉得我能吃那个粉色的

499
00:34:46,266 --> 00:34:47,599
我要闹了

500
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:49,466
这什么意思啊

501
00:34:50,300 --> 00:34:51,100
呃

502
00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:04,700
逗逼吧怎么这么菜啊

503
00:35:09,766 --> 00:35:10,599
啊

504
00:35:12,133 --> 00:35:14,666
有人玩这游戏玩哭的吗

505
00:35:14,700 --> 00:35:16,400
我感觉我快了

506
00:35:19,666 --> 00:35:21,566
开挂了打不过

507
00:35:31,366 --> 00:35:32,766
怎么回事呢

508
00:35:38,333 --> 00:35:40,766
主播别玩了菜都看不下去

509
00:35:40,766 --> 00:35:41,766
那不行

510
00:35:43,066 --> 00:35:45,566
他已经成功激起我的号上心

511
00:35:45,566 --> 00:35:46,299
我今天

512
00:35:46,300 --> 00:35:48,900
我今天一定要把这个东西通了再下播

513
00:35:51,066 --> 00:35:52,866
不痛是不下播的

514
00:36:00,266 --> 00:36:03,666
我不想玩无敌版无敌版没意思

515
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:06,333
我记得我小的时候也

516
00:36:06,333 --> 00:36:08,733
是玩这种类似大鱼吃小鱼的游戏

517
00:36:08,733 --> 00:36:11,699
但他是横版锁视角的

518
00:36:12,566 --> 00:36:15,699
在不同的水域层吃不同的鱼那种

519
00:36:15,700 --> 00:36:17,566
我能玩到半夜3点

520
00:36:18,933 --> 00:36:21,399
当年我全家都特别爱玩这个游戏

521
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:23,900
不是骂人是真的真的我全家

522
00:36:23,966 --> 00:36:26,533
我姥姥玩那个这个游戏

523
00:36:26,700 --> 00:36:29,400
就这种这种大鱼吃小鱼的游戏

524
00:36:29,533 --> 00:36:32,099
玩到过颈椎病发作

525
00:36:32,100 --> 00:36:35,000
然后家里人把他那个电脑网线拔了

526
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,333
不让他玩了

527
00:36:37,866 --> 00:36:38,933
然后我妈妈也是

528
00:36:38,933 --> 00:36:41,399
有一年过年玩那个对对碰

529
00:36:42,900 --> 00:36:45,966
就那叫什么连中游戏大厅吧

530
00:36:45,966 --> 00:36:47,499
应该是这个说法

531
00:36:47,500 --> 00:36:51,066
对那种连中游戏大厅的对对碰

532
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,400
他就玩到就差点差点

533
00:36:54,766 --> 00:36:57,166
差点那个颈椎病住院

534
00:36:58,266 --> 00:37:00,499
啊啊我是莎莎

535
00:37:06,300 --> 00:37:09,300
一个不注意我的莎莎是

536
00:37:30,933 --> 00:37:33,699
吃了一些乱七八糟的没用东西

537
00:37:42,366 --> 00:37:43,866
嘿我赢了

538
00:37:44,266 --> 00:37:46,399
你们你们说说

539
00:37:47,733 --> 00:37:49,066
嘿嘿

540
00:37:51,700 --> 00:37:56,600
开吃开上哦家人们莫名其妙我赢了

541
00:37:59,866 --> 00:38:01,499
能给我鼓个掌吗

542
00:38:09,933 --> 00:38:12,133
没有更大的了赢了

543
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:14,200
嘿嘿

544
00:38:15,366 --> 00:38:17,499
我开我没有开挂

545
00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:20,566
这个我只是把屏幕横过来了

546
00:38:20,566 --> 00:38:22,733
小偷不算挂好吧

547
00:38:22,866 --> 00:38:25,466
这不是开挂你们

548
00:38:27,733 --> 00:38:30,266
你们不用看我的实力吗

549
00:38:33,933 --> 00:38:37,966
这没开挂这已经是鱼塘里面最大的了

550
00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:40,733
可以随便乱吃了

551
00:38:43,133 --> 00:38:45,466
好像那个歪嘴战士

552
00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:48,066
隐忍三年就为了这一刻

553
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:49,933
哎我鱼呢

554
00:38:50,333 --> 00:38:51,133
嗯

555
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:03,900
没有主播没有玩小游戏的开挂

556
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:07,700
给我鼓掌好不好

557
00:39:07,700 --> 00:39:09,666
能不能给我鼓个掌啊

558
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:13,300
什么这不是无敌吧

559
00:39:13,533 --> 00:39:15,666
谢谢哈尔的泡泡糖非常感谢

560
00:39:15,666 --> 00:39:17,333
我看看你们都发了什么

561
00:39:17,366 --> 00:39:18,599
欢迎三少

562
00:39:21,900 --> 00:39:24,533
我才发两句弹幕你就嫌我发

563
00:39:24,533 --> 00:39:25,966
我只想让你有功

564
00:39:25,966 --> 00:39:27,366
召唤神了

565
00:39:29,333 --> 00:39:30,966
风挺滑了

566
00:39:30,966 --> 00:39:32,733
外放啊干嘛

567
00:39:36,866 --> 00:39:38,966
谢谢花生要黑听的牛蛙

568
00:39:38,966 --> 00:39:42,333
牛蛙粉感谢废物谁喷的

569
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:50,800
大家别吵主播露头了

570
00:39:55,733 --> 00:39:58,399
神龟虽瘦犹有近视

571
00:39:58,866 --> 00:40:00,933
犹有近视还差不多

572
00:40:05,266 --> 00:40:09,099
主播玩了半天还是小乌龟呀咋回事

573
00:40:12,766 --> 00:40:15,899
大的都被我吃光了所以没有大的药了

574
00:40:15,900 --> 00:40:17,133
我这是最大的药

575
00:40:17,133 --> 00:40:18,666
好菜啊主播

576
00:40:18,933 --> 00:40:21,599
我6岁搞定玩的都比你好

577
00:40:24,566 --> 00:40:26,966
你能不能不要打击主播呀

578
00:40:27,466 --> 00:40:30,699
谢谢香草的爱心非常感谢

579
00:40:30,700 --> 00:40:34,333
恭喜甜甜甜的小葡萄喜提神龙

580
00:40:34,333 --> 00:40:36,499
左手事业右手家庭

581
00:40:36,666 --> 00:40:38,499
他这么努力的开挂

582
00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:41,266
玩无敌版召唤神龙的原因就是

583
00:40:41,300 --> 00:40:44,266
想让2289的大家们都

584
00:40:45,066 --> 00:40:47,533
呃好好吃饭啊好好下饭

585
00:40:47,533 --> 00:40:49,166
呱唧呱唧呱唧呱唧

586
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:50,900
谢谢s阿力达到

587
00:40:53,166 --> 00:40:54,866
就去写个挂

588
00:40:56,066 --> 00:40:57,566
24小时耐久

589
00:40:57,566 --> 00:40:59,199
我明明玩完了

590
00:41:00,066 --> 00:41:02,066
大鱼吃小鱼特别好玩

591
00:41:02,366 --> 00:41:04,799
球球大作战我当年没玩的

592
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:06,333
明白大家来炒茶

593
00:41:06,333 --> 00:41:07,933
不好玩一般般

594
00:41:08,266 --> 00:41:10,366
这一家都快有毒了

595
00:41:10,533 --> 00:41:12,499
什么谁切一下自用

596
00:41:12,900 --> 00:41:16,333
作为前滩这球大作战最强王者500星

597
00:41:16,333 --> 00:41:18,333
我能理解这种感觉

598
00:41:18,900 --> 00:41:21,400
但是不能理解这种技术

599
00:41:22,066 --> 00:41:23,266
赢了呀

600
00:41:24,133 --> 00:41:25,733
没有开挂

601
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:28,566
谢谢

602
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:32,166
谢谢送你的爱心

603
00:41:32,166 --> 00:41:34,666
阿力嘎的直播刚开始我就说了

604
00:41:34,666 --> 00:41:35,466
我在外放

605
00:41:35,466 --> 00:41:37,066
主播还搁那硬叫

606
00:41:37,066 --> 00:41:38,466
想让我死是吧

607
00:41:38,466 --> 00:41:41,466
呜呜呜但是好的呢

608
00:41:41,766 --> 00:41:44,599
哎呀真巧怎么不是昨天中午播的

609
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,800
昨天中午播了的话就可以

610
00:41:47,900 --> 00:41:50,900
就可以把香草在办公室拿下了

611
00:41:52,300 --> 00:41:54,066
谢谢少女的S1棒棒

612
00:41:54,066 --> 00:41:56,466
感谢阿力挨揍我控制不住啊

613
00:41:56,466 --> 00:41:59,266
这个这个不是我能控制的了的

614
00:41:59,266 --> 00:42:01,999
吓一跳好吧就像恐怖游戏一样

615
00:42:06,766 --> 00:42:09,899
不能说不认可只能说节目效果不够

616
00:42:09,900 --> 00:42:10,766
爬

617
00:42:11,133 --> 00:42:11,933
嗯

618
00:42:13,866 --> 00:42:15,866
你呀废物

619
00:42:19,500 --> 00:42:23,400
主播 17岁参加我的跳舞喜提神龙

620
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:26,866
我也想要团队的家人们

621
00:42:27,900 --> 00:42:28,533
呃呃

622
00:42:28,533 --> 00:42:29,866
我直接紫砂

623
00:42:30,166 --> 00:42:32,866
什么什么时候玩恐怖游戏

624
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:35,466
正常试剧

625
00:42:35,500 --> 00:42:37,133
我感觉好像是

626
00:42:37,566 --> 00:42:39,899
呃有点玩不了

627
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,266
你没有看到有主播正常试剧

628
00:42:42,266 --> 00:42:43,666
的通关的吗

629
00:42:45,500 --> 00:42:47,466
正常数据真的特别紧张

630
00:42:47,466 --> 00:42:48,999
我就很害怕

631
00:42:49,266 --> 00:42:51,599
你看他这个大眼睛我以为是蝌蚪

632
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:52,566
吓我一跳

633
00:42:58,700 --> 00:43:02,466
那个横版的确实版版难度小了不少

634
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,266
现在是不是有空看q了

635
00:43:15,266 --> 00:43:16,733
给你看一眼照片

636
00:43:16,766 --> 00:43:20,299
真有人拍了鸭子做的照片发给我呀

637
00:43:20,300 --> 00:43:22,100
我还没扣一呢我超

638
00:43:22,566 --> 00:43:23,199
真的假的

639
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,800
真有人拍了鸭子的照片发给我呀

640
00:43:27,933 --> 00:43:29,666
我能直播看吗

641
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:33,700
我能直播看吗哈儿

642
00:43:49,700 --> 00:43:51,533
一一我想看看

643
00:44:05,866 --> 00:44:07,499
拿大伙当外人

644
00:44:22,666 --> 00:44:24,366
怎么这么见外呢

645
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:27,600
有那个美少女的群友的

646
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:29,366
那个鸭子做照片

647
00:44:29,900 --> 00:44:32,700
可以直接私信我没关系的

648
00:44:37,766 --> 00:44:39,499
主播会帮你保密的

649
00:44:39,500 --> 00:44:41,733
绝对绝对不会说出去的

650
00:44:42,566 --> 00:44:43,699
放心吧

651
00:44:51,533 --> 00:44:53,166
他怎么还会从那个边

652
00:44:53,166 --> 00:44:55,133
缘冒出来一点点啊

653
00:45:01,766 --> 00:45:03,299
我这个版的召唤神龙

654
00:45:03,300 --> 00:45:05,666
也就完成那个召唤金鱼

655
00:45:11,900 --> 00:45:16,133
我睡了嗯等一下等一下再走

656
00:45:26,466 --> 00:45:27,733
我都看到他在那了

657
00:45:27,733 --> 00:45:29,666
我怎么还往那边跑啊

658
00:45:36,933 --> 00:45:38,899
你们在复读些什么

659
00:45:45,733 --> 00:45:47,099
我的经理

660
00:46:28,333 --> 00:46:30,199
这下真好吃啊

661
00:46:33,866 --> 00:46:35,266
怎么不说话了

662
00:46:35,266 --> 00:46:37,066
这一说话怎么就就

663
00:46:37,933 --> 00:46:38,733
就

664
00:46:47,866 --> 00:46:49,533
我真是无语了

665
00:46:50,666 --> 00:46:52,899
这个正常是这个反应

666
00:46:52,900 --> 00:46:54,700
反应速度太慢了

667
00:46:56,266 --> 00:46:58,399
猪脑过来了一次是

668
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:03,933
我抬头看了一眼弹幕

669
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,366
他把我三条鱼全吃了

670
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:11,366
哈哈哈哈主播操作起来了

671
00:47:11,366 --> 00:47:12,399
呃呃打我

672
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,766
没事你试试

673
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:17,300
这就是主播的真实实力

674
00:47:18,100 --> 00:47:21,066
我觉得开个小偷挺好的兄弟们

675
00:47:32,100 --> 00:47:33,900
当年那个合成大西瓜

676
00:47:33,900 --> 00:47:35,500
其实我也没玩明白

677
00:47:45,566 --> 00:47:47,133
看他们最快有1分

678
00:47:47,133 --> 00:47:49,733
40多秒就把这个游戏吞了的

679
00:47:50,566 --> 00:47:54,466
主播一次是用了14分钟还没吞了

680
00:48:28,366 --> 00:48:28,899
嗯

681
00:48:28,900 --> 00:48:29,933
好危险

682
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:36,300
哈哈还好我是缩丑乌龟

683
00:48:43,133 --> 00:48:45,599
怎么有这么多鲨鱼啊这游戏

684
00:48:53,266 --> 00:48:55,499
有一种奋斗的十年

685
00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:57,666
永远都在经营这个圈晃

686
00:48:57,666 --> 00:49:00,933
就像大家打那个撸啊撸的晋级赛

687
00:49:01,266 --> 00:49:03,766
白银黄金癌症晚期

688
00:49:04,100 --> 00:49:07,466
看着这里上不去下不来

689
00:49:07,700 --> 00:49:09,366
好像好像

690
00:49:09,866 --> 00:49:11,466
就是这种感觉

691
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:21,266
气死我了

692
00:49:22,333 --> 00:49:24,566
一辈子的乌龟不干

693
00:49:24,566 --> 00:49:25,799
还我不打撸啊撸

694
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:27,966
我跟你一换一都换不掉是吧

695
00:49:27,966 --> 00:49:30,199
我这个主播当了还有什么意义

696
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,333
跟你一换一都换不掉了

697
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,466
考试开橡皮了

698
00:49:41,533 --> 00:49:42,699
气死我了

699
00:49:43,133 --> 00:49:46,533
脑子就这样没玩明白的能理解

700
00:49:46,533 --> 00:49:48,299
煽起你搁这养生

701
00:49:54,666 --> 00:49:56,733
不行我生气了

702
00:49:57,600 --> 00:49:59,166
我一定能成功的

703
00:49:59,166 --> 00:50:00,666
你们相信我吗

704
00:50:28,900 --> 00:50:30,400
要是这个世界上

705
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:33,266
金鱼就是最庞大的鱼该有多好

706
00:50:36,966 --> 00:50:38,066
这样我也可以

707
00:50:38,066 --> 00:50:40,466
没有压力的通关这个游戏了

708
00:51:09,533 --> 00:51:11,099
努力了一辈子

709
00:51:13,300 --> 00:51:16,066
就为了给别人当饭吃吗

710
00:51:19,966 --> 00:51:22,466
一会我要哭了家人们

711
00:51:25,700 --> 00:51:29,266
要是世界上迷人的脑袋是最好使的

712
00:51:29,466 --> 00:51:30,766
算了吧我觉得

713
00:51:30,766 --> 00:51:33,399
我觉得这个不太现实因为

714
00:51:33,733 --> 00:51:37,333
嗯我还是希望人类继续进化

715
00:51:37,333 --> 00:51:41,899
然后有更多的这个科技成果产出的

716
00:51:41,900 --> 00:51:44,300
要是我的脑袋是最好使的话

717
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:48,666
那我们这个种族仪式也就到这

718
00:51:56,166 --> 00:51:58,866
不是卡在这上不去下不来的问题

719
00:51:58,866 --> 00:52:01,899
是这个种族一次是要进了

720
00:52:15,066 --> 00:52:18,299
我两只青蛙真是太可笑了

721
00:52:32,566 --> 00:52:34,999
这游戏玩多了会有一种那个

722
00:52:35,733 --> 00:52:38,166
青蛙是乌龟生的的感觉

723
00:52:39,900 --> 00:52:43,566
他居然卡我的卡我的视野盲区

724
00:52:44,966 --> 00:52:45,899
吃鸡翅

725
00:53:15,266 --> 00:53:17,499
这个体型实在是太大了

726
00:53:18,133 --> 00:53:19,766
操作不了

727
00:53:33,866 --> 00:53:36,066
体力是不属于你的段位

728
00:53:36,166 --> 00:53:37,599
手掉下来

729
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:41,400
最强的是不是轻易啊

730
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:43,300
上不去下不来了

731
00:53:45,333 --> 00:53:48,199
这个游戏最高就是红鲤鱼了

732
00:53:50,133 --> 00:53:52,866
确实粉色大于能操作一下

733
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:56,666
主播能不能圈我点圆子

734
00:53:56,666 --> 00:53:58,466
不然我不甘心走

735
00:53:58,466 --> 00:53:59,899
什么是圆子啊

736
00:54:02,466 --> 00:54:02,999
泡泡

737
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,266
什么是圆子

738
00:54:05,566 --> 00:54:07,799
泡泡刚才送了什么东西吗

739
00:54:11,966 --> 00:54:14,133
怎么感觉他的那个

740
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:16,966
张总榜跟之前不一样了

741
00:54:16,966 --> 00:54:18,299
我录礼物了吗

742
00:54:18,300 --> 00:54:19,900
主播行不行呀

743
00:54:20,166 --> 00:54:22,133
为什么雨刮器不是动态了

744
00:54:22,133 --> 00:54:23,099
是这个呀

745
00:54:26,066 --> 00:54:27,933
没有办法加动图

746
00:54:27,933 --> 00:54:31,733
然后他会我们要给那个反馈了

747
00:54:34,533 --> 00:54:36,766
这是主播的真实实力吗

748
00:54:36,766 --> 00:54:38,066
不行的话我就去玩那个

749
00:54:38,066 --> 00:54:41,133
一切装备全靠打复古一刀吧

750
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:43,800
好像还简单一点

751
00:54:46,333 --> 00:54:49,699
我哭了我的眼泪随风落下

752
00:54:49,700 --> 00:54:53,333
没有人关心我可以赚到飞起吗

753
00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:54,366
for day

754
00:54:55,700 --> 00:54:59,800
could we try this one more day

755
00:55:01,733 --> 00:55:02,966
maybe i'm

756
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:05,933
但是下播的时候才会表演这种东西的

757
00:55:09,666 --> 00:55:12,599
主播的上限不在这里你们要相信主播

758
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:16,566
即使是主播掉了脑瘫也可以突破自我

759
00:55:16,566 --> 00:55:17,366
好吧

760
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:20,666
菜狗不配拥有爱

761
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:26,500
你说话好毒啊你好毒卧槽

762
00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:33,066
主播上锦鲤段位反转了

763
00:55:33,066 --> 00:55:34,366
主播是找小带

764
00:55:34,366 --> 00:55:36,933
找找小男友带到锦鲤段位了

765
00:55:36,933 --> 00:55:40,333
嘿嘿这下黑色玫瑰网络女神了

766
00:55:41,466 --> 00:55:44,899
怎么会有人召唤神龙也当网络女神啊

767
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:47,800
and fuck the foreplay

768
00:55:49,066 --> 00:55:53,499
could we try this one more day

769
00:56:14,300 --> 00:56:16,000
就看他们那个视频

770
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,266
就别的别的那个

771
00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:21,066
鱼都会在你进化之后

772
00:56:21,066 --> 00:56:23,699
马上你同级的全都消失了

773
00:56:23,733 --> 00:56:25,066
不让你吃

774
00:56:25,266 --> 00:56:27,399
你只能吃比你小的

775
00:56:27,566 --> 00:56:29,866
或者被比你大的吃掉

776
00:56:33,333 --> 00:56:35,599
燕子跟男朋友吃饭的时候

777
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:37,533
就不能不让我知道吗

778
00:56:37,533 --> 00:56:38,733
我开玩笑的

779
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:43,133
一说到小戴就想起来那个那个

780
00:56:43,666 --> 00:56:46,766
黑色玫瑰网络女神之类的东西

781
00:56:47,666 --> 00:56:49,799
最好再弄那种打了

782
00:56:49,866 --> 00:56:53,066
九曲十八弯20多层的水印

783
00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:55,500
然后才有那味

784
00:56:55,866 --> 00:56:57,699
再整个单字ID

785
00:56:58,766 --> 00:56:59,599
嗯

786
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:09,600
不对得是词组不能单字英短高贵

787
00:57:09,666 --> 00:57:10,466
嗯嗯

788
00:57:11,133 --> 00:57:13,899
单字是贴吧的那个好像

789
00:57:13,900 --> 00:57:15,566
撸啊撸没有单字ID

790
00:57:33,933 --> 00:57:35,799
这个游戏深刻的让我明白了

791
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:37,566
什么叫树大招风

792
00:57:39,500 --> 00:57:40,733
什么何为啊

793
00:57:40,733 --> 00:57:42,533
卧槽地狱绘图

794
00:57:47,333 --> 00:57:50,766
刚才6个6个那个啥围攻我

795
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:54,066
这下420塔下跳舞了家人们

796
00:58:07,533 --> 00:58:09,133
这下璀璨钻石

797
00:58:14,266 --> 00:58:16,066
什么断尾求生

798
00:58:16,700 --> 00:58:19,700
主播就是这个世界上活的最久的龟龟

799
00:58:31,133 --> 00:58:33,999
这么直直的往他的脑袋那里撞啊

800
00:58:36,700 --> 00:58:39,566
我用我的带鱼瓶把把召唤神龙

801
00:58:39,566 --> 00:58:41,166
你开挂你开挂

802
00:58:41,166 --> 00:58:42,566
不可以炫耀了

803
00:58:50,500 --> 00:58:51,866
开挂还炫耀

804
00:58:51,866 --> 00:58:53,733
开小偷还炫耀

805
00:58:56,566 --> 00:59:00,299
我刚才把手机哄过来也召唤了一把

806
00:59:00,300 --> 00:59:02,066
但是他们说不算

807
00:59:02,366 --> 00:59:05,099
必须得手机竖屏才算

808
00:59:07,133 --> 00:59:09,166
我被他们霸凌了

809
00:59:24,266 --> 00:59:25,866
ooh啊啊啊

810
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:40,800
you

811
00:59:56,366 --> 00:59:58,366
巴黎主播都坏了

812
01:00:22,333 --> 01:00:23,199
wait for me

813
01:00:35,366 --> 01:00:37,933
今天缩头乌龟开始了

814
01:01:03,166 --> 01:01:06,066
亲爱的我把神龟召唤出来了

815
01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:50,000
赶快争取多吃两口

816
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:54,333
一会鱼都被吃完了就进不了鸡了

817
01:02:27,933 --> 01:02:29,133
网吧

818
01:02:32,300 --> 01:02:34,300
什么主播窝在里面吃

819
01:02:34,300 --> 01:02:37,266
咳嗽的样子跟本人好像啊

820
01:02:37,700 --> 01:02:39,766
你别攻击我了

821
01:02:40,900 --> 01:02:41,933
真是

822
01:02:42,666 --> 01:02:44,733
有个好笑的呢

823
01:02:46,933 --> 01:02:48,299
今天说温暖

824
01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:01,666
谢谢咪呀咪呀

825
01:03:01,666 --> 01:03:03,599
把晋级机会让给别人

826
01:03:10,900 --> 01:03:15,000
他他的意思就是我永远都是

827
01:03:15,533 --> 01:03:19,799
虐菜的错误里面没有办法起飞

828
01:03:34,966 --> 01:03:35,999
召唤神龙

829
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,200
和尚不像我的人生一样

830
01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:41,733
不开挂就是相对失败

831
01:03:57,066 --> 01:04:00,333
手机搞这个真的好难受啊

832
01:04:31,666 --> 01:04:33,466
我不想活了

833
01:04:33,733 --> 01:04:36,999
家人们在弹幕中打出

834
01:04:37,500 --> 01:04:41,066
make即可领取重开的主播一个

835
01:05:09,466 --> 01:05:11,299
主播听脚步玩的吗

836
01:05:11,300 --> 01:05:12,800
主播不会玩

837
01:05:29,133 --> 01:05:31,599
这个游戏说要要想试试

838
01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:34,300
赢的话只能只能卡bug

839
01:05:34,300 --> 01:05:35,966
就是卡他那个

840
01:05:39,266 --> 01:05:40,933
整好了过不去

841
01:05:42,133 --> 01:05:43,466
你不会送我

842
01:05:44,900 --> 01:05:46,300
我室友已经在问

843
01:05:46,300 --> 01:05:47,100
明朝

844
01:05:47,733 --> 01:05:49,899
中国把单品竖起来

845
01:05:59,366 --> 01:06:00,166
好吃

846
01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:05,066
啊

847
01:06:06,300 --> 01:06:07,866
气死我了

848
01:06:10,266 --> 01:06:13,366
不行不行不行

849
01:06:14,366 --> 01:06:15,566
气死我了

850
01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:18,866
主播我好想给你上剑

851
01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:21,700
你不许挑衅我

852
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:14,966
主播都知道会被掐

853
01:07:15,100 --> 01:07:18,566
还要回去送一首的样子真是太好笑了

854
01:07:58,333 --> 01:08:02,666
主播一定能学会在大起大落面前

855
01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:04,533
处变不惊

856
01:08:18,200 --> 01:08:21,600
想想看我看玩这个我就头大

857
01:08:21,700 --> 01:08:24,500
没事我不行了过不了再打两把

858
01:08:24,500 --> 01:08:27,100
过不了我就不玩了就打惨了

859
01:08:28,133 --> 01:08:31,566
就认清这个自己的实力了

860
01:08:34,933 --> 01:08:37,533
过不了就算了再玩两把

861
01:08:42,066 --> 01:08:43,966
我为啥变成三个蝌蚪了呀

862
01:08:43,966 --> 01:08:45,366
三个蝌蚪不是会进

863
01:08:45,366 --> 01:08:49,166
化了吗这游戏是不是被我卡bug了

864
01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:53,900
挺奇怪的

865
01:09:14,333 --> 01:09:17,166
烟什么活一辈子活开美颜人

866
01:09:17,166 --> 01:09:18,166
看不起

867
01:09:18,700 --> 01:09:20,666
我是不想让你们坐牢

868
01:09:20,866 --> 01:09:22,399
我其实就

869
01:09:23,100 --> 01:09:25,533
输或不输之类的

870
01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:27,900
我没有那么有挫败感的

871
01:09:27,900 --> 01:09:30,366
因为我知道我自己就是个猪毙

872
01:09:31,366 --> 01:09:33,066
我没那么挫败的

873
01:09:33,066 --> 01:09:35,499
我一般就是一直输一直输

874
01:09:35,500 --> 01:09:37,900
然后就玩到赢

875
01:09:38,400 --> 01:09:41,733
但我怕我抬头一看天都亮了

876
01:09:41,733 --> 01:09:43,799
铜阶都掉光了

877
01:09:44,566 --> 01:09:46,333
这不是在直播吗

878
01:10:19,100 --> 01:10:20,800
这都啥呀

879
01:10:48,333 --> 01:10:51,099
我好像被堵在这个角出不来了

880
01:11:01,800 --> 01:11:04,333
破绽我不想知道这些

881
01:11:33,566 --> 01:11:36,599
我一般就玩到那个电慢就记了

882
01:11:46,966 --> 01:11:48,699
合成大乌龟

883
01:11:59,300 --> 01:12:01,300
这样合成小蝌蚪了

884
01:12:02,133 --> 01:12:04,566
算了吧重开了算了

885
01:12:14,766 --> 01:12:17,799
爷爷还是玩点重铁游戏吧

886
01:12:19,266 --> 01:12:22,199
下一秒送来主播的弹性米线

887
01:12:22,200 --> 01:12:25,166
我很佩服香草为了维护爷爷

888
01:12:25,566 --> 01:12:27,399
为什么不是看不到同阶吗

889
01:12:27,400 --> 01:12:29,100
我我我

890
01:12:30,100 --> 01:12:32,933
我能看到了我能猜出来

891
01:12:34,166 --> 01:12:35,766
我们要的是蝌蚪

892
01:12:35,766 --> 01:12:37,399
我们总是蝌蚪

893
01:12:41,366 --> 01:12:42,466
气死我了

894
01:12:43,166 --> 01:12:46,399
我还击败了全球78%的玩家了

895
01:12:46,533 --> 01:12:49,599
你们拿手机最小数据玩成功过吗

896
01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:51,266
嘲笑我

897
01:12:52,666 --> 01:12:53,933
就嘲笑我

898
01:13:29,466 --> 01:13:31,466
这种小游戏像有毒一样

899
01:13:31,466 --> 01:13:32,399
我就感觉

900
01:14:29,666 --> 01:14:30,599
主播的这个

901
01:14:30,600 --> 01:14:33,333
这个锦鲤永远只是昙花一现

902
01:14:33,333 --> 01:14:36,099
一般活不过3秒就被主播自己送了

903
01:15:01,566 --> 01:15:02,766
love me love

904
01:15:08,066 --> 01:15:08,866
me

905
01:15:19,600 --> 01:15:21,100
这这不是我的

906
01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:22,666
这我没办法了

907
01:15:22,666 --> 01:15:25,499
这个这个这个不能怪我

908
01:16:11,366 --> 01:16:13,333
今天的直播就到这里了

909
01:16:13,333 --> 01:16:16,733
演的还挺好除了快直播时长

910
01:16:18,933 --> 01:16:21,399
一次就不想让我们看到咳嗽

911
01:16:21,400 --> 01:16:24,466
我没有拿结束界面百乱敷衍观众啊

912
01:16:24,466 --> 01:16:26,199
你都不知道主播在播什么

913
01:16:26,200 --> 01:16:28,600
哎他怎么又卡了

914
01:16:30,133 --> 01:16:32,299
啊为什么我这头皮又卡了呀

915
01:16:32,300 --> 01:16:33,500
等一下等会

916
01:16:34,266 --> 01:16:36,066
我都不知道他卡了

917
01:16:40,100 --> 01:16:42,333
我知道了确定

918
01:16:48,200 --> 01:16:51,500
我以为是我又打了一把然后记了呢

919
01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:54,533
搞了半天是他记了

920
01:16:59,366 --> 01:17:02,799
我说我刚才合成神龙了你们信吗

921
01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:06,066
我说我刚才把神龙合完了你们相信我

922
01:17:08,466 --> 01:17:09,466
呵呵

923
01:17:11,366 --> 01:17:15,366
我说我刚才合成成功了你们相信吗

924
01:17:18,266 --> 01:17:21,399
你也记了我没有

925
01:18:01,933 --> 01:18:04,499
主要我总觉得这个游戏是那种

926
01:18:04,933 --> 01:18:06,933
嘴巴碰到了才能

927
01:18:07,533 --> 01:18:09,166
才能吃的

928
01:18:11,266 --> 01:18:13,199
之前玩的一个游戏就是

929
01:18:13,200 --> 01:18:15,166
嘴巴碰到了才能吃的那种

930
01:18:15,166 --> 01:18:16,366
鸡翅啊

931
01:18:16,366 --> 01:18:17,866
我他不受我控制了

932
01:18:17,866 --> 01:18:20,133
刚才手机没电了

933
01:19:07,600 --> 01:19:09,000
我的手机好烫啊

934
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:12,300
怎么玩个操作神童都能烫成这样了

935
01:19:25,266 --> 01:19:26,366
i love you

936
01:19:39,300 --> 01:19:43,200
抬头看了一眼弹幕说我合成乌龟

937
01:19:44,133 --> 01:19:45,799
我刚才开口说话

938
01:19:45,933 --> 01:19:48,499
撞人家那个大怪身上

939
01:19:48,500 --> 01:19:50,466
竟然喝成小青蛙了

940
01:19:54,666 --> 01:19:56,299
不行不行不行

941
01:20:25,300 --> 01:20:27,166
送分天后来喽

942
01:20:47,466 --> 01:20:49,566
上不去下不来的问题

943
01:20:52,400 --> 01:20:55,366
我想知道他最后那个结算的时候

944
01:20:55,966 --> 01:20:58,699
给的那个数据你超过了全球

945
01:20:59,866 --> 01:21:01,666
百分之多少的人

946
01:21:01,666 --> 01:21:03,899
这是怎么得出来的呀

947
01:21:08,733 --> 01:21:10,266
举目无亲了

948
01:21:59,300 --> 01:22:00,600
播交主播玩玩

949
01:22:00,600 --> 01:22:03,966
玩这种游戏都能破房下播了吧

950
01:22:05,266 --> 01:22:06,066
嗯

951
01:22:08,366 --> 01:22:10,766
世界实在是太危险了

952
01:22:27,933 --> 01:22:30,099
可能是随机安慰你来着

953
01:22:30,100 --> 01:22:33,466
合成小蝌蚪现在是粉色鳗鱼版本

954
01:22:33,466 --> 01:22:35,399
乌龟确实不吃香

955
01:22:36,500 --> 01:22:38,800
能理解的我们都清楚了

956
01:22:38,800 --> 01:22:40,400
不是主播的问题

957
01:22:41,100 --> 01:22:42,933
其实大家都没办法

958
01:22:42,933 --> 01:22:44,966
主播太恼死了

959
01:22:45,466 --> 01:22:48,133
游戏的问题游戏的问题

960
01:22:49,200 --> 01:22:53,000
主播我刚刚喝完酒怎么追女孩子呀

961
01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:56,100
帮女孩子合成合成合成那个

962
01:22:56,400 --> 01:22:58,533
召唤成功神龙女孩子

963
01:22:58,766 --> 01:23:01,166
哇你好厉害呀

964
01:23:04,533 --> 01:23:06,166
投其所好

965
01:23:50,300 --> 01:23:51,800
天做坏事做准

966
01:23:51,800 --> 01:23:54,500
陪女孩玩一宿合成乌龟是吧

967
01:23:54,500 --> 01:23:57,900
那你要是比那女孩还菜的话那就算了

968
01:23:58,900 --> 01:24:01,500
你总不会比那个女孩子还菜吧

969
01:24:01,500 --> 01:24:04,066
你总要比人家厉害一点吧

970
01:24:05,733 --> 01:24:08,399
你啥厉害就跟他玩啥呗

971
01:24:10,533 --> 01:24:12,466
天天他感兴趣啊

972
01:24:12,966 --> 01:24:15,699
人家要不感兴趣拉着人家嗯玩的话

973
01:24:15,700 --> 01:24:16,666
那可能

974
01:24:17,300 --> 01:24:19,166
嗯也可以拉着他嗯玩

975
01:24:19,166 --> 01:24:21,799
如果他不感兴趣然后还陪你嗯玩的话

976
01:24:21,800 --> 01:24:23,500
那多半也喜欢你

977
01:24:27,166 --> 01:24:27,566
当然

978
01:24:27,566 --> 01:24:30,099
如果他不感兴趣又不愿意陪着你嗯

979
01:24:30,100 --> 01:24:32,100
玩的话那你都万喜气了

980
01:24:52,966 --> 01:24:54,566
弹幕坏式作曲

981
01:25:41,700 --> 01:25:43,333
我不对这个感兴趣

982
01:25:43,366 --> 01:25:45,066
嗯看你玩你不就是

983
01:25:45,066 --> 01:25:47,699
想听我死的时候

984
01:25:48,300 --> 01:25:50,400
被吓到叫的那一声吗

985
01:25:50,400 --> 01:25:54,666
你别以为我我不知道你什么心思JNK

986
01:25:54,666 --> 01:25:55,533
嗯嗯

987
01:26:03,333 --> 01:26:06,399
母亲这个世界上已经没有蝌蚪了

988
01:26:06,766 --> 01:26:08,333
只有我还是蝌蚪

989
01:27:25,300 --> 01:27:26,566
开始卡墙了

990
01:27:26,566 --> 01:27:29,666
不卡墙已经没有活路了家人们

991
01:27:31,300 --> 01:27:31,700
不卡

992
01:27:31,700 --> 01:27:34,300
大强已经没有办法生存了

993
01:27:53,900 --> 01:27:56,100
我不是变成电饭了吗

994
01:27:56,600 --> 01:27:58,800
我为什么还会被电饭吃啊

995
01:27:59,133 --> 01:28:03,199
我刚才那一波想直接变成那个海豚的

996
01:28:03,466 --> 01:28:06,699
我都变成电饭了然后我被他吃了

997
01:28:09,566 --> 01:28:11,599
啊我特意上去的

998
01:28:15,666 --> 01:28:16,533
现在体验

999
01:28:16,933 --> 01:28:17,866
做的任何事

1000
01:28:17,866 --> 01:28:20,733
发的任何弹幕都会成为主播的导火索

1001
01:28:20,766 --> 01:28:22,799
没有呀我可没有呀

1002
01:28:23,800 --> 01:28:24,933
网页版简单很多

1003
01:28:24,933 --> 01:28:28,099
我网页版已经吃了一次了

1004
01:28:29,300 --> 01:28:30,266
什么游戏啊

1005
01:28:30,266 --> 01:28:31,966
我给大家讲召唤神龙

1006
01:28:34,500 --> 01:28:36,000
为什么啊

1007
01:28:36,733 --> 01:28:38,266
为什么

1008
01:28:41,133 --> 01:28:41,466
哎

1009
01:28:41,466 --> 01:28:43,966
这不这不你们看到了

1010
01:28:43,966 --> 01:28:46,699
不是我的锅这不不是我的锅

1011
01:28:46,733 --> 01:28:49,333
我都变成电饭了我还没电饭吃了

1012
01:28:49,400 --> 01:28:50,600
我没有不理人啊

1013
01:28:50,600 --> 01:28:52,966
泡泡我在翻呢咋了泡泡

1014
01:28:54,300 --> 01:28:56,700
你发个发个雨刮器

1015
01:28:58,300 --> 01:29:00,466
咋了还在玩呢

1016
01:29:00,500 --> 01:29:03,533
是啊我还没玩明白呢

1017
01:29:05,666 --> 01:29:07,166
还没有

1018
01:29:08,566 --> 01:29:10,999
游戏认定狗不是乌龟

1019
01:29:25,966 --> 01:29:27,966
觉得我那波在干嘛

1020
01:29:33,366 --> 01:29:36,333
电慢是我爹你不许说我差

1021
01:29:41,766 --> 01:29:44,299
放一首一急一破房吧要不然

1022
01:30:01,533 --> 01:30:04,299
我的脚啊好痛

1023
01:30:30,600 --> 01:30:31,533
真无聊

1024
01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:02,733
能不能别在这晃呀

1025
01:31:02,733 --> 01:31:04,399
我想下去

1026
01:31:06,100 --> 01:31:07,600
他他就在那晃

1027
01:31:55,066 --> 01:31:57,433
这个世界为什么会这么危险

1028
01:32:07,833 --> 01:32:11,066
还好还好没直接记了还好吧

1029
01:32:34,866 --> 01:32:36,599
不想让大家坐牢了

1030
01:32:36,600 --> 01:32:39,200
这把打不过可能就算了

1031
01:32:39,300 --> 01:32:42,600
给你们看的太坐牢了主播这

1032
01:32:43,900 --> 01:32:46,500
这水平一次是以后也

1033
01:32:46,866 --> 01:32:49,833
买了新电脑也不能直播游戏了

1034
01:32:49,833 --> 01:32:52,333
因为电脑水平不够

1035
01:32:52,333 --> 01:32:54,399
其实只是主播的盾

1036
01:32:55,100 --> 01:32:56,400
什么时候下播

1037
01:32:56,400 --> 01:32:59,666
快了强制戒烟时间到了

1038
01:32:59,666 --> 01:33:03,233
快了这把再打不过就放过彼此了

1039
01:33:03,233 --> 01:33:04,099
好吧

1040
01:33:15,733 --> 01:33:18,666
香啊罗汉说我在做什么东西吃啊

1041
01:33:20,066 --> 01:33:21,699
想吃饭饭

1042
01:33:38,066 --> 01:33:40,799
人家玩这游戏叫召唤神龙

1043
01:33:40,800 --> 01:33:42,666
这游戏叫召唤神龟

1044
01:34:09,133 --> 01:34:11,599
马上一到鲤鱼就一波送没

1045
01:34:11,600 --> 01:34:12,866
真是无语了

1046
01:34:13,600 --> 01:34:16,633
天天卡这个里面这块上不去下不来

1047
01:34:45,400 --> 01:34:48,000
就是一只可爱的小乌龟

1048
01:34:48,233 --> 01:34:52,033
早就知道你是这个米呀米呀的这个

1049
01:34:52,033 --> 01:34:53,433
这个粉丝啊

1050
01:34:53,533 --> 01:34:57,433
变着法吹我们都喜欢可爱小乌龟

1051
01:35:04,833 --> 01:35:06,599
我睡了好像醒了

1052
01:35:08,066 --> 01:35:09,499
小点声吧

1053
01:35:10,066 --> 01:35:11,633
不想打扰他们

1054
01:35:14,200 --> 01:35:16,100
克制一点克制一点

1055
01:35:50,400 --> 01:35:52,933
这游戏最多也就知道电慢了

1056
01:35:53,533 --> 01:35:54,333
上哎

1057
01:35:54,500 --> 01:35:56,333
上线也就在这

1058
01:36:04,200 --> 01:36:06,133
再玩手机都要没电了

1059
01:36:07,633 --> 01:36:10,599
我居然把手机一整块电玩完了

1060
01:36:10,600 --> 01:36:12,433
又没召唤一次

1061
01:36:30,733 --> 01:36:32,233
横屏真不算吗

1062
01:36:32,233 --> 01:36:34,133
家人们小偷不算管

1063
01:36:34,133 --> 01:36:35,466
横屏真不算

1064
01:37:01,433 --> 01:37:03,199
不算怪不算怪

1065
01:37:03,466 --> 01:37:04,466
算吧算吧

1066
01:37:04,466 --> 01:37:05,866
放过他也放过我

1067
01:37:05,866 --> 01:37:08,033
他放过彼此了家人们

1068
01:37:08,033 --> 01:37:10,199
游戏摁完一个半小时了

1069
01:37:14,033 --> 01:37:16,733
我怎么觉得现在他游的这么快呀

1070
01:37:20,633 --> 01:37:23,433
这青蛙游的好快是我错觉了

1071
01:37:42,333 --> 01:37:43,933
为什么会快呀

1072
01:37:44,000 --> 01:37:46,100
为什么他现在游这么快

1073
01:37:55,400 --> 01:37:57,433
不会是发现我不行

1074
01:37:57,733 --> 01:38:01,499
然后给我弄了个加速挂吧

1075
01:38:04,733 --> 01:38:07,233
可是加速了之后更容易死呀

1076
01:38:24,866 --> 01:38:27,833
对啊加速好像是越来越难的

1077
01:38:28,600 --> 01:38:31,500
感觉加速了之后反而更难了

1078
01:38:35,666 --> 01:38:39,266
下播前通知我一声好

1079
01:38:42,333 --> 01:38:45,066
现在有的这个速度实在是

1080
01:38:45,200 --> 01:38:47,400
送我送我家人们送我送

1081
01:38:47,400 --> 01:38:49,700
不玩了不玩了不玩了

1082
01:38:50,233 --> 01:38:55,099
这游戏呃不适合我算了算了算了

1083
01:38:55,333 --> 01:38:56,133
认了

1084
01:38:57,033 --> 01:38:59,266
咱躺会吧不玩了不玩了

1085
01:38:59,266 --> 01:39:01,899
聊天吧家人们求求你了聊天吧

1086
01:39:01,900 --> 01:39:03,400
不玩了不玩了

1087
01:39:17,833 --> 01:39:19,266
不玩了不玩了

1088
01:39:19,266 --> 01:39:20,733
人差瘾大

1089
01:39:21,266 --> 01:39:22,833
哎呀我冷我冷

1090
01:39:27,600 --> 01:39:29,800
我的我的屁股好痛

1091
01:39:29,800 --> 01:39:31,866
是不是可以下播表演了

1092
01:39:31,866 --> 01:39:33,499
没有啊不可以

1093
01:39:34,900 --> 01:39:38,600
刚开始今天晚上的这个

1094
01:39:40,666 --> 01:39:41,466
酱菜

1095
01:39:41,833 --> 01:39:42,633
呵呵呵

1096
01:39:43,466 --> 01:39:44,999
播到三点啊

1097
01:39:45,066 --> 01:39:49,133
谢谢清夏的舰长芳芳感谢阿里嘎达

1098
01:39:50,133 --> 01:39:53,633
我都没玩完你还给我续见呢

1099
01:39:53,666 --> 01:39:58,299
谢谢清夏芳芳感谢hold on me Aligato

1100
01:40:00,800 --> 01:40:02,033
我超剧中

1101
01:40:02,266 --> 01:40:05,033
好吧谢谢谢谢我亲下的尖叫声

1102
01:40:05,033 --> 01:40:07,933
感谢虽然满目都是小乌龟

1103
01:40:07,933 --> 01:40:10,033
但我们看到了胭脂的耐心

1104
01:40:10,033 --> 01:40:12,733
终于你也变成全肯定名了对吧

1105
01:40:14,800 --> 01:40:17,133
你终于也变成钱肯定拎了

1106
01:40:17,133 --> 01:40:18,799
横摆龙也算龙了

1107
01:40:18,800 --> 01:40:23,866
嗯我我们半个小时就就就就就

1108
01:40:28,066 --> 01:40:33,633
我就像那在世之龙我的嘴硬真的难崩

1109
01:40:36,600 --> 01:40:37,400
嗯

1110
01:40:39,133 --> 01:40:41,133
这下加拿大真龙了

1111
01:40:41,233 --> 01:40:44,033
谁说横版神龙不算神龙是吧

1112
01:40:44,033 --> 01:40:46,866
谁说这个神龙就不能来自横版

1113
01:40:50,433 --> 01:40:52,433
谢谢Ada

1114
01:40:52,933 --> 01:40:55,133
Roya的这个好爱人

1115
01:40:55,133 --> 01:40:56,833
非常感谢阿力来到

1116
01:40:56,833 --> 01:40:57,833
不是单鸭呀

1117
01:40:57,833 --> 01:41:01,533
这是那个孤那个什么者的歌词

1118
01:41:01,933 --> 01:41:02,833
哈哈

1119
01:41:03,266 --> 01:41:05,933
谢谢孤那个什么者的歌词啊

1120
01:41:08,800 --> 01:41:10,233
这个东西呢哈哈

1121
01:41:11,533 --> 01:41:13,833
哈电鳗人称小鲜肉

1122
01:41:14,500 --> 01:41:14,800
啊

1123
01:41:14,800 --> 01:41:19,433
其实我那把电鳗被吃了是最有希望的

1124
01:41:19,433 --> 01:41:20,333
一年

1125
01:41:22,266 --> 01:41:25,633
一条臭虫是吧你的攻击性也太强了

1126
01:41:25,700 --> 01:41:26,066
真的

1127
01:41:26,066 --> 01:41:28,733
把电饭杯吃了是我最有希望的一年

1128
01:41:28,733 --> 01:41:30,299
结果莫名其妙了

1129
01:41:30,333 --> 01:41:31,233
本来那次

1130
01:41:31,233 --> 01:41:33,233
吃了之后就可以直接直接

1131
01:41:33,233 --> 01:41:35,633
那个变成那个更大一级的

1132
01:41:35,633 --> 01:41:37,266
然后边上还有那个更大一级的

1133
01:41:37,266 --> 01:41:39,466
可以特别快的当成大白鲨了

1134
01:41:39,700 --> 01:41:43,900
结果哎呀一波操作把自己卡死了

1135
01:41:47,700 --> 01:41:49,866
后面还有鲨鱼鲸鱼

1136
01:41:49,900 --> 01:41:52,200
把电鳗那块过了就好了

1137
01:41:52,200 --> 01:41:53,900
真的鲨鱼鲸鱼那边

1138
01:41:54,066 --> 01:41:56,466
我一般我自己私下不也完了吗

1139
01:41:56,466 --> 01:41:58,066
一般是过了电鳗那块

1140
01:41:58,066 --> 01:41:59,866
鲨鱼鲸鱼就一遍过了

1141
01:42:04,500 --> 01:42:06,233
主播小脸通红

1142
01:42:09,300 --> 01:42:10,666
你怎么知道

1143
01:42:10,866 --> 01:42:12,133
你怎么知道

1144
01:42:13,500 --> 01:42:15,266
s不去了

1145
01:42:16,300 --> 01:42:18,266
你的嘴硬真的难崩

1146
01:42:29,300 --> 01:42:35,933
大猫跟他的朋友说我在做虚拟主播

1147
01:42:36,200 --> 01:42:40,400
他的朋友的孩子在多伦多上学

1148
01:42:41,066 --> 01:42:45,399
然后他刚才问我你的QQ叫什么名字

1149
01:42:45,833 --> 01:42:49,333
这个你朋友是还是你QQ好友不

1150
01:42:51,133 --> 01:42:54,133
说问现在还是你QQ好友吗

1151
01:42:54,133 --> 01:42:55,833
不知道哪个是我了

1152
01:42:56,033 --> 01:42:58,699
他说我在做虚拟主播

1153
01:42:58,700 --> 01:43:01,300
然后我朋友挺感兴趣

1154
01:43:03,833 --> 01:43:05,633
坑队友啊

1155
01:43:05,933 --> 01:43:07,433
我超合

1156
01:43:08,200 --> 01:43:09,866
哎我假装没看见

1157
01:43:09,866 --> 01:43:11,999
我不回复我不回复

1158
01:43:13,333 --> 01:43:14,399
你怎么还在啊

1159
01:43:14,400 --> 01:43:18,133
我召唤神龙失败了我生气了

1160
01:43:20,733 --> 01:43:25,233
有病吧我我我现在跟他说

1161
01:43:26,100 --> 01:43:27,433
我跟他说

1162
01:43:32,033 --> 01:43:34,999
别告诉别人我当虚拟主播呀

1163
01:43:35,000 --> 01:43:38,633
干啥到处去告诉别人呢

1164
01:43:38,633 --> 01:43:40,466
这东西本来得保密的

1165
01:43:40,466 --> 01:43:42,899
那说啥呀这显摆

1166
01:43:44,066 --> 01:43:45,466
赶快拷打一下

1167
01:43:45,466 --> 01:43:47,899
轻舞飞扬这干嘛呢

1168
01:43:48,200 --> 01:43:49,200
把主播的

1169
01:43:49,200 --> 01:43:51,000
哎主播一步召唤神龙

1170
01:43:51,000 --> 01:43:53,100
同阶掉了6个是啥意思啊

1171
01:43:53,100 --> 01:43:55,600
就好这口召唤神龙是吧

1172
01:43:58,133 --> 01:44:01,633
啥青梅竹马呀一共见面都不超过两次

1173
01:44:01,633 --> 01:44:05,866
是那个我我妈妈跟人家家长关系好

1174
01:44:08,066 --> 01:44:10,066
我俩其实不认识

1175
01:44:14,066 --> 01:44:15,799
这下切歌了

1176
01:44:19,066 --> 01:44:20,499
他好嗨人

1177
01:44:20,500 --> 01:44:22,333
啥见过两次面

1178
01:44:22,333 --> 01:44:24,833
你跟你朋友没见过面吗

1179
01:44:25,600 --> 01:44:27,100
不是网友啊

1180
01:44:28,233 --> 01:44:29,599
两眼一黑

1181
01:44:31,500 --> 01:44:33,233
什么是挑什么

1182
01:44:33,233 --> 01:44:34,499
涟漪啊

1183
01:44:35,100 --> 01:44:36,400
我又重生了

1184
01:44:36,400 --> 01:44:37,333
你咋了

1185
01:44:38,333 --> 01:44:39,899
别打了泡泡

1186
01:44:40,800 --> 01:44:41,866
哎呀

1187
01:44:44,066 --> 01:44:45,499
啥青梅竹马

1188
01:44:45,500 --> 01:44:47,666
见两次面就青梅竹马了

1189
01:44:47,666 --> 01:44:49,633
那我们我们直播间一

1190
01:44:49,666 --> 01:44:51,666
人一天说这么多句话

1191
01:44:51,833 --> 01:44:54,999
你们是不是都要随机抓对喜结连理了

1192
01:44:55,000 --> 01:44:56,633
欢迎老五晚上好

1193
01:44:57,133 --> 01:44:59,399
青梅竹马一去吧

1194
01:44:59,666 --> 01:45:00,633
my time

1195
01:45:03,133 --> 01:45:05,066
这是修罗场了

1196
01:45:05,066 --> 01:45:06,466
你们你们

1197
01:45:07,633 --> 01:45:09,699
啊对啊我还没看那个呢

1198
01:45:09,833 --> 01:45:11,533
我还没看那个呢

1199
01:45:11,533 --> 01:45:12,333
那

1200
01:45:12,633 --> 01:45:15,666
刚才召唤神龙的时候跟你们说的那个

1201
01:45:15,800 --> 01:45:17,433
要要

1202
01:45:17,633 --> 01:45:18,433
呃

1203
01:45:23,800 --> 01:45:25,733
你要看那个

1204
01:45:26,433 --> 01:45:27,866
鸭子座

1205
01:45:29,800 --> 01:45:30,666
你们谁呀

1206
01:45:30,666 --> 01:45:32,199
弹复弹 7

1207
01:45:32,200 --> 01:45:34,866
天机给我发了一个

1208
01:45:35,000 --> 01:45:39,033
手机召唤神龙击败完了的玩家的截图

1209
01:45:39,033 --> 01:45:40,499
跳脸是吧

1210
01:45:43,600 --> 01:45:45,233
嗨把消息撤回

1211
01:45:45,233 --> 01:45:46,699
我没有看到

1212
01:45:49,733 --> 01:45:51,999
嗨呢能不能再发一次啊

1213
01:45:52,000 --> 01:45:53,466
我没有看到

1214
01:45:53,733 --> 01:45:57,033
我很好奇我想看让我看看

1215
01:46:01,333 --> 01:46:03,233
鸭子做呢哈

1216
01:46:03,233 --> 01:46:05,599
我没看到让我看看

1217
01:46:05,600 --> 01:46:08,600
我不会给他们看的我们偷偷的好不好

1218
01:46:08,633 --> 01:46:10,033
我没看到

1219
01:46:10,233 --> 01:46:11,733
我要闹了

1220
01:46:12,066 --> 01:46:13,999
不行我要闹了

1221
01:46:14,700 --> 01:46:16,833
他的长宾客都来了

1222
01:46:21,800 --> 01:46:24,033
自己做自己看没意思

1223
01:46:24,033 --> 01:46:25,033
那没意思

1224
01:46:25,733 --> 01:46:28,133
让我看看让我看看

1225
01:46:28,800 --> 01:46:30,000
看看你的

1226
01:46:41,833 --> 01:46:43,633
为什么不让我们看

1227
01:46:43,633 --> 01:46:45,133
个人隐私呢

1228
01:46:45,933 --> 01:46:47,866
哎呀我看到了

1229
01:46:48,133 --> 01:46:50,433
他撤回的实在是太快了

1230
01:46:51,533 --> 01:46:52,833
嗯掐毒屎

1231
01:46:52,833 --> 01:46:54,133
没有掐毒屎就一下

1232
01:46:54,133 --> 01:46:56,499
嗯我看到了你好厉害

1233
01:46:59,100 --> 01:47:02,000
某主播直播呃

1234
01:47:03,100 --> 01:47:03,900
呃

1235
01:47:05,300 --> 01:47:08,100
是我租的房子又不是我家的

1236
01:47:10,633 --> 01:47:13,199
某主播直播心上人

1237
01:47:13,200 --> 01:47:16,500
观众说明姻缘人都是我的心上人啊

1238
01:47:16,500 --> 01:47:18,733
真是又土又可靠的姻缘

1239
01:47:19,866 --> 01:47:20,999
哥们没看到

1240
01:47:21,000 --> 01:47:23,133
哥们要闹了哈哈

1241
01:47:23,466 --> 01:47:24,833
哥你说说呗

1242
01:47:24,866 --> 01:47:26,866
嗯我不要了

1243
01:47:36,266 --> 01:47:37,666
听好了听好了

1244
01:47:37,666 --> 01:47:41,266
不错不错希望那个大家也再接再厉啊

1245
01:47:41,266 --> 01:47:42,866
内卷起来争气

1246
01:47:43,200 --> 01:47:44,500
狠狠的看

1247
01:47:45,133 --> 01:47:48,066
让主播这个每天都大饱眼福啊

1248
01:47:48,066 --> 01:47:48,633
好吧呵呵

1249
01:47:48,633 --> 01:47:49,133
呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵

1250
01:47:49,133 --> 01:47:49,699
呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵

1251
01:47:49,700 --> 01:47:50,700
呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵

1252
01:47:50,700 --> 01:47:51,500
呵呵呵

1253
01:47:51,666 --> 01:47:53,499
呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵

1254
01:47:54,500 --> 01:47:54,800
呵呵呵呵呵

1255
01:47:54,800 --> 01:47:54,933
呵呵呵呵

1256
01:47:54,933 --> 01:47:55,599
呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵

1257
01:47:55,600 --> 01:47:56,400
呵呵呵

1258
01:48:08,133 --> 01:48:10,433
嗨人别了别了

1259
01:48:11,100 --> 01:48:14,266
呃亲人上上位啊亲人上上位

1260
01:48:15,033 --> 01:48:16,033
看你的

1261
01:48:20,400 --> 01:48:22,300
请你自重请你自重

1262
01:48:22,300 --> 01:48:24,700
钟老爷请你自重

1263
01:48:31,733 --> 01:48:35,033
天呀是我是你呀老玄总

1264
01:48:35,433 --> 01:48:39,066
别别你们能不能自重一点啊

1265
01:48:39,066 --> 01:48:41,633
不要在直播间搞这些东西

1266
01:48:41,633 --> 01:48:44,333
再看要入脑了迅速跑

1267
01:48:44,466 --> 01:48:46,533
入脑有啥不好的吗

1268
01:48:47,733 --> 01:48:49,066
又哪有啥不好的

1269
01:48:49,066 --> 01:48:51,633
就是你半夜4点玩恐怖游戏

1270
01:48:51,633 --> 01:48:52,533
捡到的那个

1271
01:48:52,533 --> 01:48:53,999
我捡到啥了

1272
01:48:54,700 --> 01:48:55,500
啊

1273
01:48:56,433 --> 01:48:59,099
我没玩过恐怖游戏啊

1274
01:49:03,433 --> 01:49:05,299
你来错直播间了吧

1275
01:49:05,300 --> 01:49:06,433
是我吗

1276
01:49:07,133 --> 01:49:08,833
那是我吗

1277
01:49:12,666 --> 01:49:15,499
燕子我翻到了女主播鸭子做的视频

1278
01:49:15,500 --> 01:49:17,533
别了别了可不行

1279
01:49:17,533 --> 01:49:20,199
可不能乱看直播间要被封的

1280
01:49:21,133 --> 01:49:23,266
音乐想好下一个游戏了吗

1281
01:49:23,266 --> 01:49:25,999
我那厨房模拟器我还惦记着呢

1282
01:49:26,000 --> 01:49:27,733
但是我我笨

1283
01:49:27,833 --> 01:49:30,533
我那个锅铲翻不过来

1284
01:49:33,200 --> 01:49:36,600
一个月前主播直播说不喜欢观众入脑

1285
01:49:36,600 --> 01:49:39,866
现在入脑怎么不好呢这个

1286
01:49:42,666 --> 01:49:44,899
你觉得哪句话是真话

1287
01:49:44,900 --> 01:49:45,700
你

1288
01:49:46,700 --> 01:49:49,466
聊聊我不能聊这个呀

1289
01:49:50,333 --> 01:49:51,999
聊这个直播间就没了

1290
01:49:52,000 --> 01:49:53,400
不合适不合适

1291
01:49:57,933 --> 01:50:00,133
我也打算先换电脑了

1292
01:50:03,133 --> 01:50:05,066
都是p话

1293
01:50:05,066 --> 01:50:06,666
那什么是真话

1294
01:50:07,000 --> 01:50:08,466
什么是真话

1295
01:50:09,000 --> 01:50:12,200
椰子爱吃小米粥是真话是吧

1296
01:50:19,266 --> 01:50:21,333
大主播的偶像包袱

1297
01:50:21,333 --> 01:50:22,433
别提了我

1298
01:50:22,433 --> 01:50:23,899
我前两天

1299
01:50:24,033 --> 01:50:28,099
有人有虚拟主播邀请我视频连线

1300
01:50:29,333 --> 01:50:31,633
大乱斗5点半了

1301
01:50:31,933 --> 01:50:33,666
没成功接受

1302
01:50:34,333 --> 01:50:35,933
有点后悔

1303
01:50:38,133 --> 01:50:39,199
主播逃离

1304
01:50:39,800 --> 01:50:41,466
是真话可没有

1305
01:50:41,700 --> 01:50:43,133
我逃离的话

1306
01:50:43,400 --> 01:50:45,933
天天我天天给你们加班

1307
01:50:45,933 --> 01:50:48,199
加班还逃离你们呢

1308
01:50:49,233 --> 01:50:52,133
不行这些都不能聊这些都不能聊

1309
01:50:52,133 --> 01:50:53,433
发点能回的

1310
01:50:59,933 --> 01:51:02,433
有点后悔没吃到米

1311
01:51:02,433 --> 01:51:04,433
没有没有我没打过那个

1312
01:51:04,433 --> 01:51:06,233
我就之前看过那个那个

1313
01:51:06,233 --> 01:51:10,433
切片那个拷打虚拟人的那个切片

1314
01:51:14,400 --> 01:51:16,000
我也想试试

1315
01:51:16,733 --> 01:51:20,233
谢谢抹茶的金币房

1316
01:51:20,233 --> 01:51:21,899
感谢爱丽来到

1317
01:51:22,400 --> 01:51:23,800
都不能撩呀

1318
01:51:23,800 --> 01:51:25,533
这些都不能撩的

1319
01:51:29,866 --> 01:51:33,233
什么烟烟人把烟子锁在了直播间

1320
01:51:33,400 --> 01:51:35,866
你怎么知道我不是心甘情愿的呢

1321
01:51:35,866 --> 01:51:38,666
没打过先体验一下吃米的感觉

1322
01:51:38,666 --> 01:51:41,466
要吃米也不用靠这个来吃吧

1323
01:51:44,933 --> 01:51:48,133
我挂后台刷支付去了嗯好

1324
01:51:51,600 --> 01:51:53,600
又想打吃饭派了

1325
01:51:53,600 --> 01:51:55,233
不知道今天吃什么

1326
01:51:55,233 --> 01:51:58,866
不知道明天吃什么不知道后天吃什么

1327
01:51:58,866 --> 01:52:01,833
不行我要睡觉了人要猝死了这几天

1328
01:52:01,833 --> 01:52:02,933
嗯晚安

1329
01:52:02,933 --> 01:52:04,833
圣哥我要私密

1330
01:52:05,400 --> 01:52:06,400
晚安晚安

1331
01:52:16,066 --> 01:52:18,099
这几个字是什么意思啊

1332
01:52:18,100 --> 01:52:19,666
我都不知道能不能念了

1333
01:52:19,666 --> 01:52:20,999
什么是近

1334
01:52:21,900 --> 01:52:23,100
近视

1335
01:52:24,100 --> 01:52:25,066
什么

1336
01:52:31,600 --> 01:52:34,133
郑老爷这是什么意思呀

1337
01:52:39,000 --> 01:52:41,500
你说的很对但你知道吗

1338
01:52:41,500 --> 01:52:44,866
长颈鹿喝咖啡咖啡到肚子里时就凉了

1339
01:52:44,866 --> 01:52:46,866
因为他的脖子很长

1340
01:52:48,833 --> 01:52:50,133
不想吃泡面

1341
01:53:00,433 --> 01:53:02,499
坏了等笑话

1342
01:53:02,500 --> 01:53:04,033
我居然笑了

1343
01:53:05,266 --> 01:53:08,333
你还记得你那个尼泊尔毯子吗

1344
01:53:13,433 --> 01:53:15,433
我现在坐在这块木板上

1345
01:53:15,433 --> 01:53:17,399
怎么坐都好难受啊

1346
01:53:18,900 --> 01:53:22,733
今天可以分享一下准备砸坛的心得吗

1347
01:53:23,066 --> 01:53:26,833
最近好像没有什么新的心得能分享

1348
01:53:27,833 --> 01:53:32,466
首先就是从生活中发生的事入手

1349
01:53:32,466 --> 01:53:33,899
然后的话

1350
01:53:34,500 --> 01:53:38,066
多多看看那个一些

1351
01:53:38,800 --> 01:53:43,433
资讯类的东西新闻类的东西之类的

1352
01:53:48,066 --> 01:53:49,899
哎呀还是鸭子做吧

1353
01:53:49,900 --> 01:53:51,800
不行还是鸭子做吧

1354
01:53:51,800 --> 01:53:52,900
这个这个

1355
01:53:53,333 --> 01:53:56,399
这个这个板子没办法

1356
01:53:57,633 --> 01:54:00,099
坐着坐了还是这样做吧

1357
01:54:02,000 --> 01:54:03,233
牌变少了

1358
01:54:03,233 --> 01:54:04,399
狠狠的开发

1359
01:54:04,400 --> 01:54:06,033
现在是教学牌

1360
01:54:07,433 --> 01:54:10,033
什么叫近视培育啊

1361
01:54:12,233 --> 01:54:13,999
稍林的笑点都

1362
01:54:16,333 --> 01:54:18,466
我这钢板是真弹簧了

1363
01:54:21,300 --> 01:54:24,666
你一条线拉直下去吗菠萝老师

1364
01:54:24,666 --> 01:54:27,033
为什么呀为什么呀

1365
01:54:29,633 --> 01:54:31,233
比如说我

1366
01:54:31,233 --> 01:54:35,033
我现在杂弹的内容的话一般来说

1367
01:54:35,500 --> 01:54:40,500
就一些围圈的事情一些那个比较

1368
01:54:40,900 --> 01:54:43,066
其实也可以去斗鱼啊

1369
01:54:43,066 --> 01:54:45,233
然后聊天电台去取取经

1370
01:54:45,233 --> 01:54:48,599
就那种每天聊天有一个固定主题的

1371
01:54:48,600 --> 01:54:50,733
但他们聊的一般都是情感话题

1372
01:54:50,733 --> 01:54:54,133
什么啊如果你的话你会怎么追女生

1373
01:54:54,133 --> 01:54:56,699
觉得女生收到什么样的礼物会心动

1374
01:54:56,700 --> 01:54:58,600
然后那个呃

1375
01:54:58,600 --> 01:55:02,266
人生中第一次失恋的经历跟那个什么

1376
01:55:02,466 --> 01:55:04,799
你觉得初恋会走到最后吗

1377
01:55:04,800 --> 01:55:08,033
这种情感类的话题啊这种就不能透

1378
01:55:08,033 --> 01:55:10,333
但如果你看到一个女主播他

1379
01:55:10,633 --> 01:55:12,733
直播间挂的那个什么今日话题

1380
01:55:12,733 --> 01:55:13,733
是番茄炒蛋

1381
01:55:13,733 --> 01:55:16,133
是加糖还是加盐这种东西

1382
01:55:16,233 --> 01:55:17,599
哎你就发现他能处

1383
01:55:17,600 --> 01:55:20,400
你就可以多看一会看看人家是咋聊的

1384
01:55:20,900 --> 01:55:22,233
就偷就行了

1385
01:55:23,033 --> 01:55:26,666
主播如果是你的话你会怎么追女生

1386
01:55:26,700 --> 01:55:27,500
呃

1387
01:55:27,900 --> 01:55:30,133
我的话冬天

1388
01:55:30,433 --> 01:55:31,233
然后

1389
01:55:32,266 --> 01:55:35,666
要分冬天和夏天夏天的话

1390
01:55:36,200 --> 01:55:39,633
约他去玩水冬天的话就

1391
01:55:40,633 --> 01:55:45,633
去书店然后在书店门口买个烤地瓜吃

1392
01:55:47,033 --> 01:55:50,599
冬天看电影夏天去水上乐园

1393
01:55:53,600 --> 01:55:56,266
少女哥哥在群里被嫁出去了

1394
01:55:56,266 --> 01:55:58,233
支持支持正义出嫁

1395
01:55:58,233 --> 01:56:00,333
主播可以讲讲你的初恋吗

1396
01:56:00,333 --> 01:56:02,899
可以讲讲你失恋的感觉吗

1397
01:56:03,300 --> 01:56:04,100
嗯

1398
01:56:04,900 --> 01:56:06,633
为什么你不讲呀

1399
01:56:06,700 --> 01:56:10,133
钢板又不能没有又得有那么点线条

1400
01:56:10,133 --> 01:56:12,899
鳄鱼子我放大点吗

1401
01:56:13,400 --> 01:56:18,233
你看我的胸怀是不是非常的宽广呀

1402
01:56:27,933 --> 01:56:30,233
太近了容易讨人厌

1403
01:56:30,466 --> 01:56:32,733
嗯对夏天很热

1404
01:56:32,733 --> 01:56:37,299
所以说夏天不能手拉手了冬天可以

1405
01:56:37,466 --> 01:56:39,499
主播追了几个女生了

1406
01:56:39,500 --> 01:56:41,433
你们搁这钓鱼是吧

1407
01:56:47,866 --> 01:56:50,033
嗯但是如果在国外的话

1408
01:56:50,033 --> 01:56:55,466
我身边的朋友好像追追女生都是什么

1409
01:56:55,533 --> 01:57:00,266
呃夏天开个敞篷跑车带人家去兜风

1410
01:57:00,466 --> 01:57:03,066
然后冬天领人家去奢侈品店

1411
01:57:03,066 --> 01:57:04,299
到处买买买

1412
01:57:06,200 --> 01:57:07,400
主播这个

1413
01:57:07,400 --> 01:57:11,200
这个破招仪式是有点乡村田园风了

1414
01:57:14,700 --> 01:57:16,700
我要喵

1415
01:57:17,866 --> 01:57:21,533
去看电影的时候假装喝错饮料喝他的

1416
01:57:21,533 --> 01:57:24,633
你这个只能是嗯嗯

1417
01:57:24,666 --> 01:57:25,899
我的评价是

1418
01:57:26,033 --> 01:57:28,733
郑老爷这一套只能用在什么呢

1419
01:57:28,733 --> 01:57:30,699
用在你们两个人已经互相有

1420
01:57:30,700 --> 01:57:32,233
好感的情况下

1421
01:57:32,666 --> 01:57:34,533
要是你们两个人你还在

1422
01:57:34,533 --> 01:57:36,266
了解跟追求的过程中

1423
01:57:36,266 --> 01:57:40,033
你多半就会收到一个啊基因kiss吧

1424
01:57:40,500 --> 01:57:44,033
他他好恶心啊他居然喝我的水之类的

1425
01:57:45,200 --> 01:57:46,000
对

1426
01:57:46,000 --> 01:57:49,500
夏天去水乐园吃冰淇淋会拉肚子的

1427
01:57:51,233 --> 01:57:53,333
谁脚踏n条船了

1428
01:57:54,933 --> 01:57:58,066
没好感会一起看电影吗

1429
01:57:58,066 --> 01:58:01,866
也不一定啊这不是那种标准流程了吗

1430
01:58:01,866 --> 01:58:03,899
也会一起看电影了吧

1431
01:58:04,933 --> 01:58:08,066
被主播攻击了郑老爷直男

1432
01:58:09,433 --> 01:58:10,833
我没有攻击你

1433
01:58:10,833 --> 01:58:13,233
我只是说你这个招挺烂的

1434
01:58:13,233 --> 01:58:14,633
对事不对人呐

1435
01:58:14,633 --> 01:58:17,533
我们郑老爷还是很很那个

1436
01:58:17,833 --> 01:58:19,866
什么儒雅随和啊

1437
01:58:20,100 --> 01:58:23,200
但是但是这个招确实是有点小烂

1438
01:58:30,433 --> 01:58:33,666
要不要约女生去看恐怖片啊

1439
01:58:33,666 --> 01:58:35,899
你约女生去看恐怖片的话

1440
01:58:35,900 --> 01:58:37,600
女生会很害怕的

1441
01:58:37,600 --> 01:58:39,466
就不要我这种女生

1442
01:58:41,900 --> 01:58:43,000
去看恐怖片

1443
01:58:43,000 --> 01:58:45,800
真的不会像大家想象的一样啊

1444
01:58:45,833 --> 01:58:47,266
怎么怎么样的

1445
01:58:54,600 --> 01:58:57,100
主播太会了我玩不过他

1446
01:58:57,100 --> 01:58:59,866
主播98年的你玩不过主播

1447
01:59:01,733 --> 01:59:04,433
追女生太简单了你

1448
01:59:05,800 --> 01:59:08,133
哎剩女来分享一下你的心得吧

1449
01:59:08,133 --> 01:59:09,933
什么叫追女生太简单了

1450
01:59:09,933 --> 01:59:11,899
主播一次性被你攻击了

1451
01:59:16,900 --> 01:59:20,466
看电影就辛苦辛苦自己看点情感了

1452
01:59:20,466 --> 01:59:23,866
我觉得就不会出错的话看点那种

1453
01:59:24,300 --> 01:59:27,700
喜剧片没营养的爆米花片

1454
01:59:27,700 --> 01:59:31,233
受众门槛越低的然后越适合初期了解

1455
01:59:31,233 --> 01:59:32,299
但是如果你太

1456
01:59:32,500 --> 01:59:35,266
了解他之后发现他是那种文艺

1457
01:59:35,300 --> 01:59:38,266
少女啊之类的还是要投其所好吧

1458
01:59:38,933 --> 01:59:40,466
可能有些时候

1459
01:59:42,266 --> 01:59:45,933
可能有些时候那个你喜欢的女生

1460
01:59:46,466 --> 01:59:49,133
人家他反而是看恐怖片的时候特

1461
01:59:49,133 --> 01:59:49,866
别可靠

1462
01:59:49,866 --> 01:59:53,533
然后你像一个小鸟一样缩在他的怀里

1463
01:59:53,733 --> 01:59:56,933
然后他对你哈哈大笑嘿嘿若哎

1464
01:59:57,466 --> 01:59:58,899
也是有可能的

1465
01:59:58,900 --> 02:00:01,233
主播能不能讲讲怎么追男生

1466
02:00:01,233 --> 02:00:02,599
这个还真不太懂

1467
02:00:04,133 --> 02:00:05,133
好大的汗

1468
02:00:07,066 --> 02:00:10,399
有次一个女生约寝室想看恐怖片

1469
02:00:10,400 --> 02:00:11,300
哈哈哈

1470
02:00:16,400 --> 02:00:18,633
对症下药还真是

1471
02:00:19,066 --> 02:00:21,266
这下这下第四爱了

1472
02:00:24,466 --> 02:00:25,799
嘿嘿嘿嘿

1473
02:00:26,266 --> 02:00:29,699
看来郑老爷好这口啊呃

1474
02:00:31,500 --> 02:00:33,633
那你还在玩弄香草的感情

1475
02:00:33,633 --> 02:00:34,866
这是不是有点

1476
02:00:44,666 --> 02:00:45,466
hope

1477
02:00:46,833 --> 02:00:49,499
直接马上去就能追到女生了

1478
02:00:49,500 --> 02:00:52,200
马上去就能追到的话前提是

1479
02:00:52,333 --> 02:00:54,799
呃女生对你本来就有好感

1480
02:00:54,800 --> 02:00:58,066
然后就就半推半就的跟你在一起了吗

1481
02:00:58,133 --> 02:01:00,866
如果说他本来对你没好感的话

1482
02:01:00,866 --> 02:01:03,666
可能你你你那个什么

1483
02:01:03,666 --> 02:01:07,599
你追他追的越紧他越觉得啊这个人

1484
02:01:07,600 --> 02:01:10,700
嗯不知道怎么拒绝

1485
02:01:12,200 --> 02:01:13,733
还是看性格吧

1486
02:01:13,733 --> 02:01:17,299
反正我觉得我觉得还是主要看性格的

1487
02:01:19,066 --> 02:01:21,733
有些时候你你性格到位了

1488
02:01:23,300 --> 02:01:27,066
就不会说是哎呀追女生很困难的

1489
02:01:27,333 --> 02:01:29,233
但是如果你性格不到位的话

1490
02:01:29,233 --> 02:01:31,699
可能你觉得自己做了好多事情

1491
02:01:31,700 --> 02:01:34,066
还是没有什么效果

1492
02:01:35,033 --> 02:01:35,866
主播如何评价

1493
02:01:35,866 --> 02:01:39,833
我朋友约女生看电影他想看极光之恋

1494
02:01:39,833 --> 02:01:41,333
女生要看芳华

1495
02:01:41,600 --> 02:01:44,300
芳华我倒是知道极光之恋是什么

1496
02:01:44,300 --> 02:01:47,233
极光之恋我我搜索一下

1497
02:01:55,533 --> 02:01:56,899
极光之恋

1498
02:01:59,433 --> 02:02:00,399
光看剧名

1499
02:02:00,400 --> 02:02:03,866
就透着一股浓浓的烂大街的玛丽苏影

1500
02:02:03,866 --> 02:02:05,733
子故事也很玛丽苏

1501
02:02:06,400 --> 02:02:07,266
这什么

1502
02:02:08,200 --> 02:02:09,000
呃

1503
02:02:09,733 --> 02:02:10,866
豆有锐平

1504
02:02:10,866 --> 02:02:15,733
极光之恋尬舞抠图演技浮夸剧本狗血

1505
02:02:15,733 --> 02:02:17,133
国产剧弊病

1506
02:02:17,333 --> 02:02:19,599
大写的玛丽苏之光

1507
02:02:21,100 --> 02:02:22,333
年度最尬

1508
02:02:23,200 --> 02:02:25,100
这不是电视剧吗

1509
02:02:27,933 --> 02:02:29,299
芳华挺好的呀

1510
02:02:29,300 --> 02:02:30,866
芳华没啥问题

1511
02:02:32,133 --> 02:02:34,199
居然会有女生对我没好感

1512
02:02:34,200 --> 02:02:37,633
我我对女生追追女生丝毫没有预报

1513
02:02:37,633 --> 02:02:38,999
是否要戒了

1514
02:02:40,200 --> 02:02:41,000
因为

1515
02:02:41,733 --> 02:02:44,833
总会有闲着时间的有这个空

1516
02:02:45,400 --> 02:02:47,933
去追追三次元女生不好吗

1517
02:02:47,933 --> 02:02:51,133
窝在这里看虚拟主播呵呵

1518
02:02:51,933 --> 02:02:52,733
嗯

1519
02:02:53,700 --> 02:02:56,933
我不允许你攻击看虚拟主播的人

1520
02:02:56,933 --> 02:02:59,466
虚拟主播不也是女生吗

1521
02:03:01,033 --> 02:03:04,266
记错了南极之恋如何评价

1522
02:03:04,266 --> 02:03:07,999
香草的故事的主角都是我的一个朋友

1523
02:03:08,200 --> 02:03:09,866
看破不说破

1524
02:03:25,266 --> 02:03:27,633
南极之恋看一下

1525
02:03:27,700 --> 02:03:30,800
喜欢艳艳后就对别的女孩没有想法

1526
02:03:30,800 --> 02:03:32,833
我还是建议不要这样

1527
02:03:33,200 --> 02:03:35,000
因为因为那个

1528
02:03:35,000 --> 02:03:37,233
我只是一个二次元的女孩

1529
02:03:37,233 --> 02:03:38,599
这样是不行的

1530
02:03:40,533 --> 02:03:45,233
如果有3次元的女生合适的话可以

1531
02:03:52,833 --> 02:03:54,433
其实都是香草

1532
02:03:54,466 --> 02:03:55,666
是我在追

1533
02:03:55,666 --> 02:03:57,033
真的在追吗

1534
02:03:57,233 --> 02:03:58,033
嗯

1535
02:03:58,466 --> 02:04:01,933
细说郑老爷快去追女生吧

1536
02:04:01,933 --> 02:04:05,333
电子宠物真没意思哎

1537
02:04:05,433 --> 02:04:07,233
我不是电子宠物

1538
02:04:07,266 --> 02:04:09,633
你们是我的我的电子朋友

1539
02:04:09,633 --> 02:04:11,599
我也是你们的电子朋友

1540
02:04:16,400 --> 02:04:17,000
该片

1541
02:04:17,000 --> 02:04:21,033
改编自吴有音创作的长篇小说南极

1542
02:04:21,033 --> 02:04:21,833
绝恋

1543
02:04:22,066 --> 02:04:24,899
讲述了两个毫无共同语言的男女

1544
02:04:24,900 --> 02:04:28,133
在随处都是绝境的南极腹地中

1545
02:04:28,300 --> 02:04:30,733
面对物资困境的困境

1546
02:04:30,733 --> 02:04:33,266
两个人互相倾诉的故事

1547
02:04:33,733 --> 02:04:34,899
禽兽禽兽

1548
02:04:40,433 --> 02:04:42,666
好像还呃

1549
02:04:42,900 --> 02:04:48,600
看这个这个这个简介看起来好像还行

1550
02:04:48,833 --> 02:04:51,099
但是这评分咋这低呢

1551
02:05:05,433 --> 02:05:07,933
男主角确实在南极拍摄

1552
02:05:07,933 --> 02:05:09,733
但女主并没有去南极

1553
02:05:09,733 --> 02:05:12,333
大部分的戏都是在床上拍的

1554
02:05:12,600 --> 02:05:13,066
因此

1555
02:05:13,066 --> 02:05:15,866
片中两人在冰天雪地中的对手戏

1556
02:05:15,866 --> 02:05:18,099
也不乏特效技术的参与

1557
02:05:22,100 --> 02:05:23,100
啥呀

1558
02:05:23,266 --> 02:05:26,433
和女朋友说完晚安之后看女主播带劲

1559
02:05:26,433 --> 02:05:29,499
这不是咱直播间有一个初初三的小

1560
02:05:29,500 --> 02:05:30,833
孩干的事吗

1561
02:05:31,266 --> 02:05:34,499
天天半夜他就过来看烟烟

1562
02:05:34,500 --> 02:05:36,900
我女朋友睡觉了我来看你了

1563
02:05:36,900 --> 02:05:39,666
我说你这个年龄就看管人

1564
02:05:39,666 --> 02:05:40,999
你多半是记了

1565
02:05:41,833 --> 02:05:43,633
他说哎呀怎么办

1566
02:05:43,633 --> 02:05:45,099
我跟女朋友在一起的时候

1567
02:05:45,100 --> 02:05:46,800
心里想的都是烟烟

1568
02:05:46,900 --> 02:05:49,433
忠诚不绝对等于绝对不忠诚了

1569
02:05:49,433 --> 02:05:50,933
得赶紧干了吧

1570
02:05:54,033 --> 02:05:56,299
是吗总之就是他想看

1571
02:05:57,000 --> 02:06:00,300
爱情片女生想看爱国片

1572
02:06:00,300 --> 02:06:03,600
说明这个电影的这个选择啊

1573
02:06:04,266 --> 02:06:07,999
电影的选择跟跟那个什么

1574
02:06:08,733 --> 02:06:12,233
彼此对彼此的感觉也也有关系

1575
02:06:13,033 --> 02:06:15,033
你是我的电子猫咪

1576
02:06:16,866 --> 02:06:19,433
哦但是你是我的朋友

1577
02:06:20,066 --> 02:06:20,866
哈

1578
02:06:22,000 --> 02:06:24,533
看女主播让我有种偷

1579
02:06:30,433 --> 02:06:32,199
你也是初中生

1580
02:06:34,600 --> 02:06:37,666
一个 30点二18你是初中生是吧

1581
02:06:37,666 --> 02:06:38,733
你是你是那

1582
02:06:38,933 --> 02:06:41,499
你是那17家里面的不

1583
02:06:42,533 --> 02:06:44,899
我就要来问问你了这个

1584
02:06:45,533 --> 02:06:48,866
小朋友不要不要总是看这些

1585
02:06:49,000 --> 02:06:52,033
泡皮女主播要来问问你一些问题啊

1586
02:06:57,733 --> 02:07:00,199
主播一次就要开始整烂活了

1587
02:07:00,200 --> 02:07:03,066
明天可以直播做小学卷了家人们

1588
02:07:05,733 --> 02:07:10,266
大家好我是宝蓝今天正式入驻b站了

1589
02:07:13,266 --> 02:07:16,999
为啥搜到为啥为啥是这么个东西啊

1590
02:07:18,733 --> 02:07:24,499
17+30.28=47.28

1591
02:07:26,533 --> 02:07:27,466
打卡

1592
02:07:28,666 --> 02:07:31,299
我都喜欢一个人去电影院看电影

1593
02:07:31,300 --> 02:07:34,000
我每次都喜欢坐在中间的地方

1594
02:07:38,200 --> 02:07:40,900
好像好久好久都没有看过电影了

1595
02:07:40,900 --> 02:07:42,866
上次看是什么时候呢

1596
02:07:42,933 --> 02:07:45,099
在电影院里面看

1597
02:07:47,266 --> 02:07:48,933
完全忘记了

1598
02:07:51,400 --> 02:07:53,066
已经很久很久了

1599
02:07:53,600 --> 02:07:55,733
主播的数学非常理想

1600
02:07:55,833 --> 02:07:57,433
这不是挺好的吗

1601
02:08:07,133 --> 02:08:09,833
在现场去评论区偷听啊

1602
02:08:09,933 --> 02:08:11,333
小文那个

1603
02:08:11,933 --> 02:08:13,399
无敌小老爷

1604
02:08:13,400 --> 02:08:16,133
不要在网上晒自己要多学习

1605
02:08:16,133 --> 02:08:17,999
提高自己的知识才是正事

1606
02:08:18,000 --> 02:08:19,866
那么就让我咪咪呀

1607
02:08:20,466 --> 02:08:22,333
嗯来考你一个

1608
02:08:24,500 --> 02:08:27,000
简单的这个问题啊

1609
02:08:30,733 --> 02:08:32,733
今天是不是少了点什么

1610
02:08:32,733 --> 02:08:33,866
少了什么

1611
02:08:37,700 --> 02:08:38,433
嗯

1612
02:08:38,433 --> 02:08:39,866
少了什么呀

1613
02:08:43,300 --> 02:08:44,433
这下教室

1614
02:08:45,666 --> 02:08:47,499
你脑子里都是些啥呀

1615
02:08:47,500 --> 02:08:49,300
祖国的花朵都像你这样

1616
02:08:49,300 --> 02:08:51,233
祖国的未来一次日记了

1617
02:08:51,666 --> 02:08:53,233
你的问题呢

1618
02:08:58,833 --> 02:09:00,199
让我看看

1619
02:09:00,200 --> 02:09:02,700
考点简单一点的东西

1620
02:09:13,333 --> 02:09:15,033
怎么都这么难啦

1621
02:09:15,133 --> 02:09:17,433
对主播来说都太难了

1622
02:09:19,600 --> 02:09:23,233
在离散随机信号统计特征估计中

1623
02:09:23,233 --> 02:09:23,866
方差

1624
02:09:23,866 --> 02:09:27,299
跟自相关函数分别都是如何估计的

1625
02:09:27,600 --> 02:09:29,900
方差和自相关函数的估计

1626
02:09:29,900 --> 02:09:31,533
是否为一致性估计

1627
02:09:31,533 --> 02:09:32,733
如何去判断

1628
02:09:35,700 --> 02:09:37,433
不分烟老师

1629
02:09:42,866 --> 02:09:43,666
你

1630
02:09:44,800 --> 02:09:46,100
气死我了

1631
02:09:46,100 --> 02:09:47,300
欢迎羊马桶

1632
02:09:48,500 --> 02:09:49,800
来点数分

1633
02:09:49,800 --> 02:09:51,133
明天考试

1634
02:09:55,500 --> 02:09:56,433
这是什么课啊

1635
02:09:56,433 --> 02:09:58,299
我还真不知道这什么课

1636
02:10:08,200 --> 02:10:09,933
太多了听不过来

1637
02:10:09,933 --> 02:10:12,866
这是香草的专业的东西吗

1638
02:10:14,266 --> 02:10:15,299
主播都不知道

1639
02:10:15,300 --> 02:10:15,800
主播给你

1640
02:10:15,800 --> 02:10:18,000
们出题主播都不知道怎么回答

1641
02:10:18,033 --> 02:10:20,133
今天是第八天了

1642
02:10:21,933 --> 02:10:24,733
记得刚才我玩那个召唤神龙的时候

1643
02:10:24,733 --> 02:10:26,066
有些人发了很多

1644
02:10:26,066 --> 02:10:27,399
划了划了

1645
02:10:27,600 --> 02:10:29,433
今天是什么第八天

1646
02:10:30,500 --> 02:10:32,833
一天18次的第8天了

1647
02:10:57,233 --> 02:11:01,666
水里面一股绿的那个味道好难下咽

1648
02:11:02,066 --> 02:11:03,599
喝的我好难受

1649
02:11:05,233 --> 02:11:06,633
好答对了

1650
02:11:06,633 --> 02:11:08,399
名言老师我要奖励

1651
02:11:08,400 --> 02:11:09,700
奖励一个什么

1652
02:11:09,733 --> 02:11:12,899
香草同学无敌郑老爷带奖励

1653
02:11:13,700 --> 02:11:16,666
我的回答全被叔叔吃掉了

1654
02:11:18,833 --> 02:11:21,433
然后这次进步50米

1655
02:11:22,133 --> 02:11:23,199
然后呢

1656
02:11:27,500 --> 02:11:30,833
只要这次进步50名就把那个

1657
02:11:32,066 --> 02:11:35,099
你的同桌无敌郑老爷

1658
02:11:35,733 --> 02:11:38,099
打晕扔到你家里啊

1659
02:11:40,666 --> 02:11:41,299
主播如何

1660
02:11:41,300 --> 02:11:43,466
问题你们还玩贴吧呀

1661
02:11:43,466 --> 02:11:44,533
这什么意思啊

1662
02:11:44,533 --> 02:11:46,533
你们还玩贴吧什么呀

1663
02:11:46,833 --> 02:11:49,066
香草酱想要对无敌郑老爷干嘛

1664
02:11:49,066 --> 02:11:50,133
都可以哦

1665
02:12:03,833 --> 02:12:05,499
你们老师一般都说

1666
02:12:05,500 --> 02:12:08,300
只要年级前十就可以谈恋爱

1667
02:12:08,533 --> 02:12:09,833
他谈了一次

1668
02:12:09,833 --> 02:12:11,799
然后下一次不是年级前十了

1669
02:12:11,800 --> 02:12:12,900
就会被老师

1670
02:12:13,133 --> 02:12:14,433
落井下石

1671
02:12:14,433 --> 02:12:15,799
然后就就

1672
02:12:16,433 --> 02:12:18,066
你懂啊你懂的

1673
02:12:19,233 --> 02:12:21,099
他只要谈了一次恋爱

1674
02:12:21,100 --> 02:12:23,233
然后就不是年纪前十了

1675
02:12:23,233 --> 02:12:25,733
然后就会被老师当成反面教材啊

1676
02:12:25,733 --> 02:12:28,399
你看他明明什么什么年纪前十啊

1677
02:12:28,400 --> 02:12:31,666
就他因为谈了恋爱退步了这么这么多

1678
02:12:31,733 --> 02:12:33,066
对就这样子

1679
02:12:33,933 --> 02:12:35,699
老师那里我来

1680
02:12:48,733 --> 02:12:51,999
我刚才打完召唤神龙刚变成电慢

1681
02:12:52,033 --> 02:12:53,399
被被吃了

1682
02:12:53,400 --> 02:12:56,100
我也是刚变成电慢就被吃了

1683
02:13:10,433 --> 02:13:12,733
夜班一个没有心眼的软件

1684
02:13:12,733 --> 02:13:15,266
下坡路都是老东西

1685
02:13:15,266 --> 02:13:17,066
但是我也在玩呢

1686
02:13:18,866 --> 02:13:21,899
冲个小浪问题不大

1687
02:13:23,333 --> 02:13:25,699
翻转了已经裹一个小贝了

1688
02:13:25,933 --> 02:13:28,133
在床上一起听部分音乐

1689
02:13:28,133 --> 02:13:28,933
老师

1690
02:13:29,900 --> 02:13:31,833
你们好过分呐

1691
02:13:43,733 --> 02:13:45,499
开课喽happy

1692
02:13:53,833 --> 02:13:54,933
到底是为什么

1693
02:13:54,933 --> 02:13:56,866
你一个连女性朋友都没有

1694
02:13:56,866 --> 02:13:58,633
几个人要围催着找对象

1695
02:13:58,633 --> 02:13:59,733
不都这样吗

1696
02:13:59,833 --> 02:14:03,433
20岁以前不希望你这个

1697
02:14:04,400 --> 02:14:06,500
谈恋爱觉得是早恋

1698
02:14:06,500 --> 02:14:09,800
然后20岁以后希望你赶快结婚

1699
02:14:11,733 --> 02:14:14,499
学生时代的情侣都挺极端的

1700
02:14:14,500 --> 02:14:17,933
要么两个一起名列前茅要么一起摆

1701
02:14:19,733 --> 02:14:21,266
主播几点睡啊

1702
02:14:21,266 --> 02:14:24,533
主播是时差的现在是12点

1703
02:14:28,100 --> 02:14:31,833
12:54 快要那个什么

1704
02:14:33,133 --> 02:14:35,299
快要快要那个那个

1705
02:14:37,933 --> 02:14:41,299
下午1点了主播刚刚起床啊

1706
02:14:42,633 --> 02:14:44,266
一起三战高考

1707
02:14:44,266 --> 02:14:46,066
要么一起好要么一起记

1708
02:14:46,066 --> 02:14:47,266
还真是因为

1709
02:14:47,433 --> 02:14:48,999
可能学生时代的话

1710
02:14:49,000 --> 02:14:51,300
大家思想都比较单纯吧

1711
02:14:51,466 --> 02:14:54,733
进了社会之后就就用那个什么

1712
02:14:54,900 --> 02:14:56,600
家境啊之类的

1713
02:14:56,600 --> 02:14:59,233
工作啊学历啊分三六九等

1714
02:14:59,233 --> 02:15:02,399
但学生时代如果你要说有什么

1715
02:15:02,633 --> 02:15:04,199
高低贵贱之分的话

1716
02:15:04,200 --> 02:15:05,133
感觉一般孩子

1717
02:15:05,133 --> 02:15:06,133
学习成绩

1718
02:15:06,133 --> 02:15:09,299
前五名的跟后五名的很难玩到一起

1719
02:15:09,300 --> 02:15:11,100
所以就很难有那种

1720
02:15:11,500 --> 02:15:14,266
学习成绩相差很多的情侣吧

1721
02:15:14,266 --> 02:15:17,799
跟动动漫或者小说里面那种什么

1722
02:15:19,266 --> 02:15:20,499
痞子

1723
02:15:23,066 --> 02:15:27,333
那个学渣校霸然后爱上那个

1724
02:15:28,233 --> 02:15:29,833
学霸校花

1725
02:15:29,900 --> 02:15:32,066
这种东西太少见了

1726
02:15:32,066 --> 02:15:34,266
一般来说都是假的

1727
02:15:36,300 --> 02:15:38,600
对成绩肯定是考虑范围的

1728
02:15:38,600 --> 02:15:39,800
烟烟起码没有

1729
02:15:39,800 --> 02:15:42,100
昨天凌晨3点开突击

1730
02:15:42,233 --> 02:15:43,433
挺不错的

1731
02:15:43,866 --> 02:15:46,266
我跟班上后几年玩的挺好的

1732
02:15:46,400 --> 02:15:49,300
玩是玩但是女生一般

1733
02:15:49,333 --> 02:15:50,599
一般那个择

1734
02:15:50,633 --> 02:15:53,733
偶好像不会考虑比自己差特别特别多

1735
02:15:53,733 --> 02:15:54,999
就成绩方面的

1736
02:15:55,000 --> 02:15:56,400
我认识的女孩子

1737
02:15:56,600 --> 02:15:59,800
学霸他们都挺在意成绩的

1738
02:15:59,800 --> 02:16:00,633
我感觉

1739
02:16:00,900 --> 02:16:03,533
哥们学生时代的女友成绩都挺好

1740
02:16:03,533 --> 02:16:06,599
你学生时代还有女友啊你好成功啊

1741
02:16:07,000 --> 02:16:09,200
我学生时代的时候都是看看

1742
02:16:09,200 --> 02:16:10,200
别人谈恋爱

1743
02:16:10,200 --> 02:16:12,266
我在一旁那个那个什么

1744
02:16:13,633 --> 02:16:14,999
段什么什么

1745
02:16:16,033 --> 02:16:18,866
可能哥们臊皮确实有一手

1746
02:16:23,200 --> 02:16:24,666
这首好像

1747
02:16:24,666 --> 02:16:27,699
学生时代的时候会讲笑话的那种男生

1748
02:16:27,700 --> 02:16:29,200
挺幽默的那种男生

1749
02:16:29,200 --> 02:16:30,866
放到现在看起来像是

1750
02:16:31,000 --> 02:16:31,800
呃呃

1751
02:16:32,866 --> 02:16:34,199
滚小鬼贴吧

1752
02:16:34,200 --> 02:16:36,933
老哥的那种男生还挺受关注的

1753
02:16:36,933 --> 02:16:38,999
可能因为比较外向吧

1754
02:16:39,066 --> 02:16:41,199
然后也比较好玩说话

1755
02:16:41,900 --> 02:16:45,100
因为我初中有一个同学就是男生

1756
02:16:45,100 --> 02:16:47,100
然后他同时被年组第一

1757
02:16:47,100 --> 02:16:49,866
年组第二和年组第七喜欢

1758
02:16:50,233 --> 02:16:53,899
这三个都是女生就因为他说话好玩

1759
02:16:57,066 --> 02:16:59,799
和一个成绩差不多的表白被拒了

1760
02:16:59,800 --> 02:17:01,933
他选了另一个成绩差的

1761
02:17:02,300 --> 02:17:04,933
也不是完全的那个那个什么

1762
02:17:06,066 --> 02:17:08,199
哎呀不是完全了

1763
02:17:10,266 --> 02:17:13,033
确定已经完全决定了吗

1764
02:17:15,033 --> 02:17:17,299
兄弟们你们继续我祈祷2

1765
02:17:17,300 --> 02:17:19,033
兔兔晚上好

1766
02:17:19,900 --> 02:17:21,533
什么成功人士

1767
02:17:22,833 --> 02:17:27,733
高中下课的时候被同桌女友强制撵走

1768
02:17:27,733 --> 02:17:28,833
让位置

1769
02:17:32,333 --> 02:17:36,299
觉得还挺好玩的因为还会有那种就

1770
02:17:39,633 --> 02:17:41,133
高中的时候会有那种

1771
02:17:41,133 --> 02:17:43,133
前后左右一个人谈恋爱

1772
02:17:43,133 --> 02:17:44,933
然后周围的人都知道

1773
02:17:44,933 --> 02:17:48,699
上课大家一起弄那种群聊小纸条

1774
02:17:48,700 --> 02:17:51,200
帮他出主意教他怎么谈恋爱

1775
02:17:51,200 --> 02:17:53,300
下次约会怎么约会那种

1776
02:17:53,533 --> 02:17:56,133
然后男生的话还会问女生哎

1777
02:17:56,200 --> 02:17:58,833
你们女生那个那个什么什么

1778
02:17:59,100 --> 02:18:01,300
昨天女朋友跟我吵架了

1779
02:18:01,300 --> 02:18:04,000
他说他那个生理期情绪不好

1780
02:18:04,000 --> 02:18:05,633
什么是生理期呀

1781
02:18:05,900 --> 02:18:08,633
他会问这种问题就就挺搞了

1782
02:18:08,633 --> 02:18:09,433
我感觉

1783
02:18:10,233 --> 02:18:12,899
不会真的有人学生时代没谈过恋爱吧

1784
02:18:12,900 --> 02:18:15,333
还真是我不会我没有

1785
02:18:18,600 --> 02:18:21,533
上了大学就要学会和论文打交道

1786
02:18:23,733 --> 02:18:26,199
你们初中班上一半都在谈恋爱

1787
02:18:26,200 --> 02:18:27,933
各种排列组合

1788
02:18:28,266 --> 02:18:31,399
听见没对象的叫有对象的谈恋爱

1789
02:18:31,400 --> 02:18:34,133
是啊别骂了别骂了欢迎一腾

1790
02:18:34,833 --> 02:18:36,099
你可没睡觉啊

1791
02:18:36,333 --> 02:18:39,433
你的初恋都不让你跟别的女生说话

1792
02:18:39,433 --> 02:18:41,399
那挺好的呀多纯情啊

1793
02:18:41,400 --> 02:18:44,733
最后呢最后呢为啥想想就气啊

1794
02:18:44,900 --> 02:18:46,533
你不是应该觉得这是一种

1795
02:18:46,533 --> 02:18:48,199
甜蜜的感情吗

1796
02:18:56,000 --> 02:18:57,500
哈哈

1797
02:18:57,933 --> 02:18:59,733
我只会在网上云吸

1798
02:18:59,733 --> 02:19:02,733
猫我也只会在网上云当猫呢

1799
02:19:06,100 --> 02:19:07,900
最后郑老二给他踹了

1800
02:19:07,900 --> 02:19:08,633
真的假的

1801
02:19:08,633 --> 02:19:09,899
晚上好呀

1802
02:19:13,900 --> 02:19:16,233
都没有话题跟你说

1803
02:19:16,866 --> 02:19:20,033
怎么又要看女主播不会吧

1804
02:19:22,133 --> 02:19:24,799
那那边的人都是

1805
02:19:24,800 --> 02:19:28,066
嗯都是看管人的人吗

1806
02:19:28,300 --> 02:19:30,233
那告诉我

1807
02:19:37,633 --> 02:19:40,433
有没有可口可乐来一块

1808
02:19:44,933 --> 02:19:47,233
喝点喝点整点整点

1809
02:19:57,100 --> 02:19:59,000
怎么粘在我脸上了

1810
02:20:03,233 --> 02:20:06,133
高中就养成看女主播的习惯了

1811
02:20:06,133 --> 02:20:08,099
我高中开我

1812
02:20:08,100 --> 02:20:08,900
我高中

1813
02:20:08,900 --> 02:20:12,100
肯定都没想到自己有一天也会当主播

1814
02:20:12,100 --> 02:20:12,900
啊

1815
02:20:14,033 --> 02:20:14,899
直播的可能

1816
02:20:14,900 --> 02:20:16,200
好高级啊

1817
02:20:16,833 --> 02:20:17,933
再喝一块

1818
02:20:18,266 --> 02:20:21,466
自从有了乐乐不在意女朋友了

1819
02:20:21,733 --> 02:20:23,133
你还是会在意的

1820
02:20:23,133 --> 02:20:24,466
是因为太忙了

1821
02:20:24,466 --> 02:20:27,233
太忙了就没时间谈恋爱了

1822
02:20:27,666 --> 02:20:31,533
比较闲的时候可能才适合谈恋爱吧

1823
02:20:31,533 --> 02:20:34,833
因为什么谈恋爱是要消耗精力的吗

1824
02:20:34,833 --> 02:20:36,999
现实别的事情太多的话

1825
02:20:37,133 --> 02:20:39,299
就没有精力分给那什么

1826
02:20:41,000 --> 02:20:41,833
自己的

1827
02:20:42,066 --> 02:20:42,866
哎

1828
02:20:43,800 --> 02:20:45,100
我差点被你掉了

1829
02:20:45,100 --> 02:20:47,266
你这发的不能念好吧

1830
02:20:47,433 --> 02:20:50,433
裹着被子喝可乐以截图相亲

1831
02:20:50,433 --> 02:20:51,399
我非常喜欢

1832
02:20:51,400 --> 02:20:52,300
没关系啊

1833
02:20:52,300 --> 02:20:55,100
我不但要喝一块我还要喝第二块

1834
02:21:16,666 --> 02:21:18,999
今天放一首美酒加咖啡

1835
02:21:19,000 --> 02:21:21,666
主播能教教怎么跟女生聊天吗

1836
02:21:22,066 --> 02:21:22,533
谢谢

1837
02:21:22,533 --> 02:21:27,066
冰糖炒粒的白银宝盒的泡泡糖谢谢

1838
02:21:27,700 --> 02:21:30,133
金币谢谢哈尔的金币棒棒

1839
02:21:30,133 --> 02:21:31,733
感谢爱丽来到

1840
02:21:36,433 --> 02:21:38,433
孩子手比较软是真的吗

1841
02:21:38,433 --> 02:21:40,833
是真的哦是真的哦

1842
02:21:42,600 --> 02:21:47,866
女生的手一般都挺软的然后嗯花花

1843
02:21:49,933 --> 02:21:53,499
左手可乐右手买菜成功人士

1844
02:21:55,433 --> 02:21:56,533
有地下室呀

1845
02:21:56,533 --> 02:21:58,233
我在国外租房子

1846
02:21:58,233 --> 02:21:59,999
假的没你软软

1847
02:22:00,333 --> 02:22:01,666
看看你的

1848
02:22:02,633 --> 02:22:03,599
看看你的

1849
02:22:03,600 --> 02:22:04,433
嘿嘿

1850
02:22:04,500 --> 02:22:09,700
女生的小手软软的滑滑的香香的

1851
02:22:10,133 --> 02:22:12,799
女生抱起来真的比抱枕舒服吗

1852
02:22:12,800 --> 02:22:13,700
不知道

1853
02:22:18,233 --> 02:22:19,433
看看你的

1854
02:22:27,100 --> 02:22:28,033
怎么了

1855
02:22:28,466 --> 02:22:32,233
主播是不是有点就像大木之人

1856
02:22:32,233 --> 02:22:34,299
不信主播之人是吧

1857
02:22:34,300 --> 02:22:35,900
人人们抱过舍友吗

1858
02:22:35,900 --> 02:22:38,400
没有呀随着年龄的长大

1859
02:22:38,666 --> 02:22:41,466
女孩子之间也不会用抱抱来表达

1860
02:22:41,466 --> 02:22:42,866
自己的情感了

1861
02:22:43,266 --> 02:22:44,933
最多拉个手什么的

1862
02:22:44,933 --> 02:22:46,833
有点怀念了

1863
02:22:47,800 --> 02:22:51,833
主播这就用大价钱采购力反馈手套

1864
02:22:51,833 --> 02:22:55,499
然后跟直播间的店长进行一个握手啊

1865
02:22:55,500 --> 02:22:58,233
好吧主播就开始卖握手券了

1866
02:22:58,500 --> 02:23:00,133
一杯可乐一张

1867
02:23:04,133 --> 02:23:06,499
男生抱起来真的比石头硬

1868
02:23:06,500 --> 02:23:08,066
这个我不太清楚

1869
02:23:12,933 --> 02:23:15,033
为什么会包裹男生呀

1870
02:23:18,800 --> 02:23:21,800
可是我经常看到身边的女生抱抱呀

1871
02:23:21,800 --> 02:23:22,700
可能我可能

1872
02:23:22,700 --> 02:23:25,066
我们还没有熟到那个程度吧

1873
02:23:25,500 --> 02:23:26,933
我q a呢

1874
02:23:27,300 --> 02:23:29,933
我OP呢坏了

1875
02:23:30,033 --> 02:23:31,333
我没有设置OP

1876
02:23:32,600 --> 02:23:33,900
我被跳了

1877
02:23:33,900 --> 02:23:35,466
我没有被跳啊

1878
02:23:35,633 --> 02:23:36,633
什么有灵

1879
02:23:38,400 --> 02:23:39,100
抱起来

1880
02:23:39,100 --> 02:23:41,933
女生因为紧张整个人都是绷着的

1881
02:23:41,933 --> 02:23:44,733
你居然强迫女生被你抱

1882
02:23:45,300 --> 02:23:46,700
你是你是

1883
02:23:46,700 --> 02:23:49,433
你是什么样的这个流氓啊

1884
02:23:51,000 --> 02:23:53,033
为什么他会紧张啊

1885
02:23:53,400 --> 02:23:56,233
你是不是强迫人家做事情了

1886
02:23:57,000 --> 02:23:58,533
你是一个坏人

1887
02:24:00,300 --> 02:24:01,100
this is this

1888
02:24:07,533 --> 02:24:08,599
无才无辈

1889
02:24:10,633 --> 02:24:12,033
才没有呢

1890
02:24:13,233 --> 02:24:15,199
主播视频中啊流氓

1891
02:24:15,200 --> 02:24:18,400
那是啊为啥女生跟他抱会紧张啊

1892
02:24:18,400 --> 02:24:19,833
我就纳了闷了

1893
02:24:21,100 --> 02:24:25,066
哥们没抱过女生只被女生抱过亏了

1894
02:24:25,933 --> 02:24:27,899
抱抱不是相互的吗

1895
02:24:28,400 --> 02:24:30,000
这不是相互的吗

1896
02:24:30,100 --> 02:24:33,300
女生抱过你不就是你也抱过女生吗

1897
02:24:33,666 --> 02:24:34,466
哎

1898
02:24:52,266 --> 02:24:55,499
你们能不能讨论点能回的东西啊

1899
02:24:56,500 --> 02:24:59,133
你们都在讨论些什么东西啊

1900
02:25:00,600 --> 02:25:01,733
主播的理解

1901
02:25:01,733 --> 02:25:04,999
一次是记了为啥抱起来软软的

1902
02:25:05,000 --> 02:25:06,433
特别是正面

1903
02:25:06,466 --> 02:25:07,899
说明不是钢板

1904
02:25:08,800 --> 02:25:10,466
我在给我发照片

1905
02:25:21,666 --> 02:25:24,633
哈尔的手能够做到一个呃

1906
02:25:25,633 --> 02:25:28,099
柔弱无辜的那个承诺啊

1907
02:25:28,233 --> 02:25:29,899
感觉感觉

1908
02:25:36,733 --> 02:25:38,733
嗯意思是

1909
02:25:40,900 --> 02:25:44,066
他那个手就好像没骨头一样

1910
02:25:45,400 --> 02:25:47,000
好厉害啊

1911
02:25:49,066 --> 02:25:50,433
不是鸭子座

1912
02:25:50,666 --> 02:25:54,499
什么看看你哈尔我超市你都来了

1913
02:25:54,833 --> 02:25:56,199
根本是手控

1914
02:25:56,200 --> 02:25:57,533
看看哈尔

1915
02:26:08,000 --> 02:26:10,600
是我狠狠狠狠开发

1916
02:26:11,200 --> 02:26:14,100
哈尔哈尔可以发到群里

1917
02:26:15,000 --> 02:26:16,400
我感觉直接

1918
02:26:16,400 --> 02:26:19,633
直接展出来好像不是特别好

1919
02:26:20,266 --> 02:26:22,266
但是看起来好软哦

1920
02:26:22,700 --> 02:26:24,333
把哈尔的手指

1921
02:26:25,600 --> 02:26:26,866
哈哈

1922
02:26:28,833 --> 02:26:31,466
哈一次是哈哈了

1923
02:26:36,266 --> 02:26:38,333
他已经发群里了

1924
02:26:38,466 --> 02:26:40,533
他的手好厉害啊

1925
02:26:51,133 --> 02:26:52,266
我忽然发现

1926
02:26:52,266 --> 02:26:55,799
这两瓶东西好像是挂在我的脸上的

1927
02:26:58,733 --> 02:27:01,466
你经常无意识鸭子嘴好厉害

1928
02:27:02,500 --> 02:27:04,500
我有个朋友也能这样

1929
02:27:04,500 --> 02:27:07,800
跟他玩按拇指游戏没赢过他

1930
02:27:08,200 --> 02:27:10,300
为什么会这么厉害呀

1931
02:27:15,600 --> 02:27:17,100
搞的我也想试试

1932
02:27:17,100 --> 02:27:19,433
但是我没有哈尔那么厉害

1933
02:27:21,333 --> 02:27:23,799
但是我我这样按的话会痛

1934
02:27:23,800 --> 02:27:25,233
会蛮痛的

1935
02:27:26,433 --> 02:27:29,699
不行不行一会把手弄折了

1936
02:27:30,833 --> 02:27:32,733
美好幻想破灭

1937
02:27:36,333 --> 02:27:38,399
主播的手能动吗

1938
02:27:38,466 --> 02:27:41,233
暂时还不能以后可以

1939
02:27:43,700 --> 02:27:47,633
Gucci我喝可乐头上的汗喝奶茶

1940
02:27:47,633 --> 02:27:48,999
那是他在喝

1941
02:27:52,100 --> 02:27:53,300
欢迎泡泡

1942
02:28:02,700 --> 02:28:04,400
海盐味奶茶

1943
02:28:04,400 --> 02:28:05,800
没有的事情

1944
02:28:09,066 --> 02:28:10,733
庆生少都来了

1945
02:28:10,733 --> 02:28:12,099
为什么不是百事

1946
02:28:12,100 --> 02:28:14,800
因为我喜欢喝可乐可

1947
02:28:14,800 --> 02:28:17,866
口可乐天下第一百事可乐c

1948
02:28:17,866 --> 02:28:19,233
那个什么v呀

1949
02:28:20,633 --> 02:28:24,899
给汉喝都不给人烟人喝那给你给你喝

1950
02:28:24,900 --> 02:28:25,700
啊

1951
02:28:26,066 --> 02:28:28,433
哈哈张老师张嘴

1952
02:28:31,100 --> 02:28:32,833
张嘴哦那

1953
02:28:36,200 --> 02:28:37,233
递给你了

1954
02:28:47,066 --> 02:28:48,066
i see you

1955
02:28:54,133 --> 02:28:54,933
love

1956
02:28:58,233 --> 02:28:59,033
me

1957
02:29:00,833 --> 02:29:03,433
这玩意的手机屏幕上一定都是口水喷

1958
02:29:03,433 --> 02:29:04,233
满呐

1959
02:29:04,500 --> 02:29:05,733
递给你喽

1960
02:29:08,833 --> 02:29:09,599
哦

1961
02:29:09,600 --> 02:29:12,100
虽然冬天很冷但是

1962
02:29:12,466 --> 02:29:14,599
要不要一起去看电影啊

1963
02:29:14,900 --> 02:29:17,800
我总觉得像那种第一人称的那种girl

1964
02:29:17,800 --> 02:29:18,633
girl哎

1965
02:29:19,000 --> 02:29:19,800
我

1966
02:29:20,033 --> 02:29:23,133
买了奶茶带了你的一杯哦

1967
02:29:23,600 --> 02:29:24,866
递给你哦

1968
02:29:26,900 --> 02:29:30,133
吃热的不用担心

1969
02:29:30,433 --> 02:29:31,933
我会记得的

1970
02:29:33,433 --> 02:29:34,499
选项呢

1971
02:29:35,900 --> 02:29:37,100
我没有选项

1972
02:29:37,933 --> 02:29:40,333
哎这这这有一种这样的感觉

1973
02:29:40,333 --> 02:29:42,899
开战吧嗯

1974
02:29:44,200 --> 02:29:46,233
百事可乐难喝

1975
02:29:46,633 --> 02:29:48,433
接下来自用了

1976
02:29:50,266 --> 02:29:51,399
你都喝过了

1977
02:29:51,400 --> 02:29:53,900
这不符合疫情防控要求

1978
02:29:55,033 --> 02:29:56,433
什么什么情啊

1979
02:30:02,333 --> 02:30:05,833
1走我 2我要回家看皮套日

1980
02:30:07,333 --> 02:30:08,233
嗯

1981
02:30:08,600 --> 02:30:10,500
可以再说一遍吗

1982
02:30:10,633 --> 02:30:13,333
但是没有听清你的选择呢

1983
02:30:19,633 --> 02:30:22,133
Mia Mia担心的看着你

1984
02:30:22,533 --> 02:30:25,433
不知道为什么你一直都不回应他

1985
02:30:43,666 --> 02:30:46,333
不要误会啊这是因为

1986
02:30:46,700 --> 02:30:47,500
呃

1987
02:30:49,933 --> 02:30:52,233
这是有钱的一杯奶茶

1988
02:30:54,033 --> 02:30:56,066
是不是让你误会了

1989
02:30:56,533 --> 02:30:57,333
嗯

1990
02:30:59,200 --> 02:31:00,833
你是不是误会了什么

1991
02:31:00,833 --> 02:31:02,833
其实你是个好人

1992
02:31:03,300 --> 02:31:07,866
嗯首先先把奶茶接过去再继续说吧

1993
02:31:14,700 --> 02:31:16,533
什么经典斯巴洛克

1994
02:31:18,266 --> 02:31:20,133
是不是让你误会了

1995
02:31:21,433 --> 02:31:23,099
哭死既然

1996
02:31:23,233 --> 02:31:25,199
哈哈你是个好人

1997
02:31:26,666 --> 02:31:30,599
SL打法要重新读取成长吗

1998
02:31:38,000 --> 02:31:41,133
眼前的女孩期待的看着你

1999
02:31:41,233 --> 02:31:44,233
但不知道为什么你迟迟没有给出回应

2000
02:31:54,900 --> 02:31:58,500
一走二我要回家看皮套而已

2001
02:32:07,300 --> 02:32:10,500
皮套人那是什么东西

2002
02:32:11,133 --> 02:32:13,399
嗯总之

2003
02:32:13,433 --> 02:32:16,833
你今天你喜欢的皮套人是不会开播的

2004
02:32:17,066 --> 02:32:19,499
所以就跟我走吧好吗

2005
02:32:23,300 --> 02:32:26,100
选择一接过奶茶2

2006
02:32:26,633 --> 02:32:29,733
接过奶茶并把吸管掉个头

2007
02:32:34,800 --> 02:32:37,666
香草的选项生效了然后

2008
02:32:47,600 --> 02:32:49,933
他扣在了米安米亚的头上

2009
02:32:49,933 --> 02:32:51,199
米安很生气

2010
02:32:51,200 --> 02:32:54,033
你们的这个约会结束了

2011
02:32:58,066 --> 02:33:00,033
面面你也太见外了

2012
02:33:01,300 --> 02:33:04,633
怎么选都是不好的选项

2013
02:33:04,633 --> 02:33:07,999
怎么选都是坏结局怎么选都是好感度

2014
02:33:08,000 --> 02:33:12,300
下降的和吴彦庙的互动性格

2015
02:33:12,300 --> 02:33:14,533
购物游戏正式开始了

2016
02:33:15,866 --> 02:33:16,833
好事

2017
02:33:32,433 --> 02:33:35,799
嗯不喜欢喝奶茶吗

2018
02:33:35,800 --> 02:33:37,500
那果然还是

2019
02:33:38,133 --> 02:33:39,866
星巴克怎么样

2020
02:33:40,600 --> 02:33:43,700
哈哈他这写的什么seven bucks

2021
02:33:45,100 --> 02:33:46,600
那星巴克吧

2022
02:33:46,700 --> 02:33:50,300
哦我知道你可能不喜欢喝甜的东西

2023
02:33:50,733 --> 02:33:51,799
所以

2024
02:33:53,900 --> 02:33:57,000
爷准备了咖啡给你啊

2025
02:33:57,000 --> 02:34:00,600
我吗没关系的我喝可乐就好

2026
02:34:01,033 --> 02:34:04,433
即使是冬天我也很喜欢喝冰可乐

2027
02:34:04,833 --> 02:34:05,633
哦

2028
02:34:05,733 --> 02:34:06,733
所以

2029
02:34:07,500 --> 02:34:08,933
咖啡怎么样

2030
02:34:12,866 --> 02:34:15,266
你能不能给哥们喝可乐啊

2031
02:34:15,266 --> 02:34:18,299
不行不行可乐是我的

2032
02:34:18,733 --> 02:34:20,099
藏起来了

2033
02:34:20,700 --> 02:34:22,433
可乐是我的

2034
02:34:34,233 --> 02:34:34,933
熬不住了

2035
02:34:34,933 --> 02:34:35,333
什么

2036
02:34:35,333 --> 02:34:38,699
喜欢虚拟主播怎么就没有好下场了

2037
02:34:47,933 --> 02:34:49,433
要喝咖啡吗

2038
02:35:02,066 --> 02:35:04,066
浑水红茶赢了

2039
02:35:04,066 --> 02:35:07,466
你看你的口味还蛮奇怪的

2040
02:35:12,300 --> 02:35:15,666
不喜欢分享快乐水根据防疫要求

2041
02:35:16,033 --> 02:35:17,299
我不可以给你喝

2042
02:35:17,300 --> 02:35:18,833
我喝过了可乐

2043
02:35:19,666 --> 02:35:20,466
哼

2044
02:35:51,533 --> 02:35:55,033
自带一个桌子你就不能再拿一罐吗

2045
02:35:55,033 --> 02:35:56,799
小气鬼喝凉水

2046
02:35:56,900 --> 02:35:58,100
可乐明明

2047
02:35:58,100 --> 02:36:01,533
比那个我给你准备的饮料都便宜多了

2048
02:36:01,733 --> 02:36:04,533
你为什么就喜欢喝可乐啊

2049
02:36:11,500 --> 02:36:14,333
找个老公一条腿是什么东西啊

2050
02:36:18,866 --> 02:36:22,499
对现在好像那个小学小学幼年儿童

2051
02:36:28,933 --> 02:36:31,533
百事可乐扔掉那错了

2052
02:36:34,500 --> 02:36:37,300
别顶桌子踩了踩了我就晃

2053
02:36:50,433 --> 02:36:52,699
那么百事可乐怎么样

2054
02:36:52,700 --> 02:36:53,733
你觉得呢

2055
02:36:54,100 --> 02:36:56,900
那百事可乐怎么样呀

2056
02:37:00,866 --> 02:37:02,699
你告知千古妃啊

2057
02:37:03,000 --> 02:37:04,466
我在家里就这么乱

2058
02:37:04,466 --> 02:37:06,399
来三碗你要喝吗

2059
02:37:06,400 --> 02:37:07,800
百事可乐

2060
02:37:10,633 --> 02:37:13,899
百事行为我们友谊干杯

2061
02:37:35,233 --> 02:37:37,033
喝百事可乐是吧

2062
02:37:37,133 --> 02:37:39,066
桌子都给你掀了

2063
02:37:49,633 --> 02:37:51,533
喝百事可乐不能错

2064
02:37:52,000 --> 02:37:54,233
拒绝百事可乐

2065
02:38:03,733 --> 02:38:05,699
1天了你有一天了

2066
02:38:10,233 --> 02:38:11,199
什么儿童

2067
02:38:12,733 --> 02:38:14,399
我才不是儿童呢

2068
02:38:15,133 --> 02:38:17,466
我是你们最最可爱的咪

2069
02:38:17,600 --> 02:38:18,400
咪啊

2070
02:38:21,800 --> 02:38:23,900
我们的友谊就这两分钟了

2071
02:38:23,900 --> 02:38:25,400
真真长啊

2072
02:38:25,933 --> 02:38:29,466
跟你跟你有友谊像坐牢

2073
02:38:29,533 --> 02:38:32,633
居然有2分钟这么长真是难以忍受

2074
02:38:35,533 --> 02:38:38,433
这么捣乱的样子像极了小学生

2075
02:38:42,466 --> 02:38:43,533
太长了

2076
02:38:45,800 --> 02:38:47,333
主播自己喝可口可乐

2077
02:38:47,333 --> 02:38:48,799
给业余人喝洁厕灵

2078
02:38:48,833 --> 02:38:49,799
什么别尬嗨

2079
02:38:49,800 --> 02:38:52,033
我的业余人都是哆啦a梦他们就好

2080
02:38:52,033 --> 02:38:53,299
洁厕灵最好

2081
02:39:04,933 --> 02:39:08,266
切割了无论音乐人都是周围的

2082
02:39:12,100 --> 02:39:16,300
这女人气了我没有接我没有

2083
02:39:17,000 --> 02:39:20,300
明明是你们寄了为什么要说是我寄了

2084
02:39:21,300 --> 02:39:23,466
什么喝可口了就切割了

2085
02:39:23,466 --> 02:39:24,699
我不支持

2086
02:39:25,033 --> 02:39:28,933
我们可口可乐是世界上最好喝的可乐

2087
02:39:29,500 --> 02:39:31,700
公鸡燕燕人为乐

2088
02:39:31,700 --> 02:39:32,533
那怎么样

2089
02:39:32,533 --> 02:39:33,499
我总不能

2090
02:39:35,000 --> 02:39:38,666
也曾厌烦逆来顺受的自己

2091
02:39:39,600 --> 02:39:40,633
我决定

2092
02:39:41,500 --> 02:39:42,700
进去一个回家

2093
02:39:42,700 --> 02:39:44,266
燕子快踩你

2094
02:39:45,500 --> 02:39:46,600
等我夹起来

2095
02:39:46,600 --> 02:39:49,000
让魔性妈妈做一个抬脚的动作

2096
02:39:49,000 --> 02:39:50,833
然后狠狠的踹你一脚

2097
02:40:03,633 --> 02:40:07,233
百事可乐咪呀咪呀都不喝咪呀咪呀

2098
02:40:07,233 --> 02:40:09,999
一直都不喝百事可乐的别搭配

2099
02:40:10,266 --> 02:40:12,533
主播快要下播了家人们

2100
02:40:12,533 --> 02:40:16,833
没有呀一个人对我来说很重要的

2101
02:40:16,833 --> 02:40:21,266
但是可乐也好像也不是特别重要

2102
02:40:22,000 --> 02:40:22,800
那

2103
02:40:29,000 --> 02:40:33,400
那就勉为其难的给你喝一口吧

2104
02:40:34,333 --> 02:40:36,133
啊我喝过了

2105
02:40:36,266 --> 02:40:37,833
不可以嫌弃我

2106
02:40:38,733 --> 02:40:40,266
给你拿个吸管

2107
02:40:40,300 --> 02:40:42,633
不可以直接跟我喝一样的

2108
02:40:42,633 --> 02:40:44,399
给你拿个吸管来

2109
02:40:59,933 --> 02:41:01,533
给你用个吸管吧

2110
02:41:01,733 --> 02:41:03,933
你喝过的狗都不喝

2111
02:41:04,033 --> 02:41:06,733
没关系我给你用了吸管的

2112
02:41:10,700 --> 02:41:12,233
真的小气

2113
02:41:18,333 --> 02:41:21,033
我把我最喜欢的可乐分给你了

2114
02:41:21,033 --> 02:41:22,933
你说我真的小气

2115
02:41:25,333 --> 02:41:27,933
谁用吸管喝可乐全是气泡

2116
02:41:27,933 --> 02:41:30,233
再拿一罐那好吧

2117
02:41:33,100 --> 02:41:34,800
可以浪费食物啊

2118
02:41:51,666 --> 02:41:53,199
这次是新的了

2119
02:41:53,266 --> 02:41:54,099
嗯

2120
02:41:54,700 --> 02:41:56,133
拿去喝吧

2121
02:41:57,500 --> 02:41:59,000
这次是新的了

2122
02:42:03,300 --> 02:42:05,433
西瓜怎么是实心的

2123
02:42:06,666 --> 02:42:08,833
我今天把易拉罐吃了

2124
02:42:10,600 --> 02:42:11,000
戒

2125
02:42:11,000 --> 02:42:12,433
烟烟人真下手

2126
02:42:12,433 --> 02:42:13,999
我居然输给了可乐

2127
02:42:14,000 --> 02:42:17,666
没有啊烟子可不可以把可乐放在脚上

2128
02:42:18,066 --> 02:42:18,633
你

2129
02:42:18,633 --> 02:42:20,799
你能不能别这么恶心啊

2130
02:42:21,300 --> 02:42:23,133
你也太恶心了吧

2131
02:42:25,000 --> 02:42:28,433
我要喝过了可是喝过了已经被扔掉了

2132
02:42:28,700 --> 02:42:29,833
没有了

2133
02:42:32,833 --> 02:42:34,733
我那瓶没气了

2134
02:42:34,933 --> 02:42:35,999
哈哈

2135
02:42:36,633 --> 02:42:39,266
这瓶汽水被我偷偷的摇过了

2136
02:42:39,500 --> 02:42:43,200
等你打开的时候我就会吓你一跳

2137
02:42:47,133 --> 02:42:49,633
当好孩子我喝点牛奶算了

2138
02:42:51,600 --> 02:42:52,600
天天炎炎

2139
02:42:53,833 --> 02:42:55,033
坏事做低

2140
02:42:56,600 --> 02:42:59,900
好期待你把可乐打开就嘭的一声

2141
02:43:00,100 --> 02:43:01,700
喷你脸的感觉

2142
02:43:02,866 --> 02:43:04,399
不可以对着我打开

2143
02:43:13,066 --> 02:43:14,533
我离远远的

2144
02:43:14,700 --> 02:43:16,233
你快你快打开

2145
02:43:16,233 --> 02:43:17,333
他快

2146
02:43:19,133 --> 02:43:21,199
期待的眼神看着你

2147
02:43:23,666 --> 02:43:26,199
耶主播真像小学男生

2148
02:43:26,200 --> 02:43:28,666
我没有我没

2149
02:43:30,700 --> 02:43:32,700
我很幼稚的好吧

2150
02:43:33,800 --> 02:43:34,700
其实我挺好

2151
02:43:34,700 --> 02:43:35,500
吃

2152
02:43:36,666 --> 02:43:39,866
可口可乐这辈子都不会打开

2153
02:43:42,300 --> 02:43:43,100
不喝

2154
02:43:43,300 --> 02:43:46,433
不喝可口的人品味修养跟道德素质

2155
02:43:46,433 --> 02:43:47,333
一次是敬

2156
02:43:49,633 --> 02:43:51,799
主播的技术爆沙坨

2157
02:43:54,033 --> 02:43:57,666
这下这下主播产能产能太足了

2158
02:44:14,033 --> 02:44:15,666
支持支持

2159
02:44:16,200 --> 02:44:17,400
这是什么

2160
02:44:23,233 --> 02:44:25,133
喝可乐的也就那样了

2161
02:44:25,133 --> 02:44:28,233
那你们这么这么厉害你们喝什么呀

2162
02:44:28,233 --> 02:44:30,633
你们不会连可乐都不喝吧

2163
02:44:32,500 --> 02:44:34,700
你们不喝可乐你们要干什么

2164
02:44:34,700 --> 02:44:35,933
我真的不敢想

2165
02:44:39,900 --> 02:44:42,300
睡觉嗯晚安晚安

2166
02:45:07,300 --> 02:45:08,466
牙疼

2167
02:45:09,200 --> 02:45:13,533
牙疼不该喝可乐我的牙

2168
02:45:14,900 --> 02:45:16,900
我们什么我们

2169
02:45:17,200 --> 02:45:22,433
Chinese只喝白开水不行不支持

2170
02:45:25,133 --> 02:45:28,499
喝点牛奶吧但是别喝杏仁奶

2171
02:45:28,500 --> 02:45:30,933
杏仁奶真不行

2172
02:45:30,933 --> 02:45:33,133
真真不好

2173
02:45:33,233 --> 02:45:35,833
不好喝不能醋

2174
02:45:36,833 --> 02:45:38,466
我暂时加入可口

2175
02:45:38,466 --> 02:45:39,199
知道这次

2176
02:45:39,200 --> 02:45:40,633
下午好哎

2177
02:45:46,700 --> 02:45:49,100
我不是加拿大人

2178
02:45:49,800 --> 02:45:50,866
我是

2179
02:45:52,133 --> 02:45:53,899
念念大陆的

2180
02:45:56,700 --> 02:45:59,900
主播可以为平山杏仁露吗

2181
02:46:02,033 --> 02:46:06,666
像甜口的洗洁精不好喝

2182
02:46:10,700 --> 02:46:13,800
我就觉得什么6根核桃

2183
02:46:13,800 --> 02:46:17,033
杏仁露这些东西都不好喝

2184
02:46:17,033 --> 02:46:18,199
我还是觉得

2185
02:46:18,933 --> 02:46:20,866
旺仔牛奶好喝

2186
02:46:21,833 --> 02:46:24,199
椰汁也还可以

2187
02:46:24,600 --> 02:46:29,000
但是杏仁仁真不长醋真不好喝

2188
02:46:29,333 --> 02:46:31,433
现在肉沟都不喝

2189
02:46:31,600 --> 02:46:33,033
太难喝了

2190
02:46:38,066 --> 02:46:39,199
我教你们

2191
02:46:39,200 --> 02:46:41,400
你们可以用旺仔牛奶

2192
02:46:41,400 --> 02:46:44,600
做那个蛋挞的那个糖心

2193
02:46:46,666 --> 02:46:50,199
加炼奶跟那个鸡蛋

2194
02:46:52,866 --> 02:46:54,499
就可以做了

2195
02:46:54,600 --> 02:46:57,466
a d钙奶那个焦味太重了

2196
02:46:57,466 --> 02:47:00,399
感觉它里面增稠剂加太多了

2197
02:47:01,233 --> 02:47:03,733
主播喜欢椰香拿铁吗

2198
02:47:03,733 --> 02:47:06,533
国内最近很火的那个什么呃

2199
02:47:06,666 --> 02:47:08,399
生椰拿铁吗

2200
02:47:08,400 --> 02:47:10,866
我还一次都没喝过就走了

2201
02:47:32,633 --> 02:47:35,799
我就爱喝宫烈甜精是吧

2202
02:47:35,800 --> 02:47:37,700
没有蛋挞配方的话

2203
02:47:37,700 --> 02:47:40,300
如果你们在国内我还是建议

2204
02:47:40,666 --> 02:47:43,666
买现成的蛋挞液跟蛋挞皮

2205
02:47:43,666 --> 02:47:46,833
这样烤出来就不会失误

2206
02:47:47,033 --> 02:47:50,333
记得别倒太满要不然的话蛋挞会爆掉

2207
02:47:51,066 --> 02:47:55,466
我在这边还没买过蛋挞皮呢想买

2208
02:47:57,900 --> 02:48:01,666
我觉得工业田径也没什么不好的呀

2209
02:48:03,666 --> 02:48:06,066
挺喜欢的好喝

2210
02:48:14,533 --> 02:48:18,499
我在这边的那个超市里面还看到了

2211
02:48:18,800 --> 02:48:22,933
那种呃做饮料用的椰果我还买

2212
02:48:22,933 --> 02:48:26,633
了苏打水跟那个椰果打算哪天

2213
02:48:27,400 --> 02:48:29,200
自己切点草莓

2214
02:48:29,200 --> 02:48:31,433
做点那种什么养乐多

2215
02:48:31,433 --> 02:48:33,333
草莓气泡水之类的

2216
02:48:33,333 --> 02:48:34,599
等下就去做吧

2217
02:48:34,600 --> 02:48:36,866
想起来那个草莓快要坏掉了

2218
02:48:37,700 --> 02:48:40,433
吃多了会变成召唤神龙

2219
02:48:40,433 --> 02:48:42,633
都玩不明白的小废物

2220
02:48:44,400 --> 02:48:46,466
你在攻击我的时候

2221
02:48:46,466 --> 02:48:49,033
还要在废物前面加个小

2222
02:48:49,033 --> 02:48:51,433
哎呀已经是你的温柔了

2223
02:48:53,333 --> 02:48:55,599
主播可以直播玩召唤神龙吗

2224
02:48:55,600 --> 02:48:56,933
主播直播玩召唤神龙

2225
02:48:56,933 --> 02:48:59,933
玩了一个半小时也没召唤成功

2226
02:49:00,666 --> 02:49:02,599
对呀我还没睡呢

2227
02:49:02,900 --> 02:49:04,833
大概播到3个小时

2228
02:49:04,833 --> 02:49:07,833
没有新店长加班的话就下播了

2229
02:49:08,266 --> 02:49:10,066
你太温柔了没办法

2230
02:49:10,066 --> 02:49:12,699
谢谢你我感觉到了这份温柔

2231
02:49:12,733 --> 02:49:15,266
要是能把废物这两个字去掉

2232
02:49:15,266 --> 02:49:17,399
变成小可爱就更好了

2233
02:49:17,933 --> 02:49:20,133
本能让我温柔起来了

2234
02:49:21,266 --> 02:49:23,899
你虽然激励的想有没有攻击的段位

2235
02:49:23,900 --> 02:49:25,666
但是本能让你操作起来了

2236
02:49:25,666 --> 02:49:27,066
欢迎不言忘语

2237
02:49:29,066 --> 02:49:30,333
可恶我错过了

2238
02:49:30,333 --> 02:49:33,866
主播的毯子可以抽给大家小贵物

2239
02:49:35,833 --> 02:49:36,699
什么贵物

2240
02:49:36,700 --> 02:49:41,000
生牛会主播毯子可以抽给大家了

2241
02:49:41,300 --> 02:49:43,800
我可以把被子抽给你们

2242
02:49:47,033 --> 02:49:48,533
哎呀

2243
02:50:04,633 --> 02:50:06,599
吃多了会变成召

2244
02:50:06,600 --> 02:50:09,500
唤神龙都玩不明白的小可爱

2245
02:50:09,700 --> 02:50:11,333
不是挺好的吗

2246
02:50:11,633 --> 02:50:15,266
主播一直都玩不明白召唤神龙啊

2247
02:50:15,266 --> 02:50:17,133
小可爱的磁性变

2248
02:50:18,433 --> 02:50:20,099
小伙伴你好

2249
02:50:20,100 --> 02:50:22,466
这个男者不会

2250
02:50:23,933 --> 02:50:26,466
长大后可不要成为迷呀

2251
02:50:26,500 --> 02:50:28,100
迷呀那样的人呀

2252
02:50:28,100 --> 02:50:30,833
主播主播确实是有点

2253
02:50:41,833 --> 02:50:43,133
无限缓冲

2254
02:50:43,133 --> 02:50:45,233
睡前晚自按喵

2255
02:50:45,533 --> 02:50:47,233
喵晚安

2256
02:50:47,233 --> 02:50:49,733
晚安喵喵我爱你

2257
02:50:49,733 --> 02:50:50,533
太甜

2258
02:50:51,300 --> 02:50:54,100
我不是小乌龟我不住在地下室

2259
02:50:54,100 --> 02:50:57,933
地下室只有直播跟洗澡的时候才会来

2260
02:51:05,533 --> 02:51:09,699
出来直播给你洗澡没有人会来地下室

2261
02:51:13,033 --> 02:51:14,433
开始有

2262
02:51:15,066 --> 02:51:16,466
小王七说洗澡

2263
02:51:16,466 --> 02:51:18,599
为什么洗澡的时候要在地下室洗

2264
02:51:18,600 --> 02:51:20,433
地下室有浴室呀

2265
02:51:21,666 --> 02:51:23,533
主播可可怜了

2266
02:51:23,533 --> 02:51:26,633
住地下室主播热剩饭吃

2267
02:51:26,633 --> 02:51:29,599
我昨天晚上看郑老爷直播的时候

2268
02:51:30,000 --> 02:51:33,100
然后那个正在用剩饭

2269
02:51:34,466 --> 02:51:37,999
他说这个其实你不再直播

2270
02:51:39,133 --> 02:51:42,266
你在弹幕区也得卖惨啊燕子

2271
02:51:42,633 --> 02:51:45,633
让你操作起来让你卖起来了

2272
02:51:46,700 --> 02:51:48,433
地下室不小

2273
02:51:48,433 --> 02:51:52,266
地下室挺大的只是这个房间小

2274
02:51:52,433 --> 02:51:55,899
除了这个房间之外地下室还有呃

2275
02:51:56,200 --> 02:51:59,333
类似于正常小公寓的一室一厅

2276
02:51:59,333 --> 02:52:02,633
再加一个比较大的储物间之类的

2277
02:52:38,433 --> 02:52:40,433
你好歹还有剩饭

2278
02:52:40,433 --> 02:52:41,833
什么什么声音

2279
02:52:41,833 --> 02:52:43,266
我不知道呀

2280
02:52:44,133 --> 02:52:45,433
没听到

2281
02:52:46,133 --> 02:52:48,599
刚才我在我在思考

2282
02:52:50,300 --> 02:52:53,700
哦我在我在想我要吃什么

2283
02:52:56,933 --> 02:53:00,433
听到鸟鸟在外面叫哦

2284
02:53:04,000 --> 02:53:06,666
应该是这边有杂音吧

2285
02:53:06,666 --> 02:53:10,233
好像有空调的声音应该不是鸟叫

2286
02:53:10,800 --> 02:53:14,300
可以借我10块钱吃碗青菜面吗

2287
02:53:14,400 --> 02:53:15,866
我借你15

2288
02:53:15,866 --> 02:53:19,933
我们吃加加牛肉的别吃纯青菜的

2289
02:53:21,533 --> 02:53:23,833
嫣嫣人不是消耗品

2290
02:53:25,200 --> 02:53:29,900
主播主播的肚肚是消耗品饿了

2291
02:53:33,733 --> 02:53:35,233
你怕了什么

2292
02:53:35,700 --> 02:53:38,233
因为你讨厌威廉50

2293
02:53:42,600 --> 02:53:43,600
谢我哥

2294
02:53:43,633 --> 02:53:45,399
V100

2295
02:53:54,466 --> 02:53:59,133
谢谢想做散老师的狗的关注非常感谢

2296
02:53:59,133 --> 02:54:00,299
阿力盖的

2297
02:54:00,600 --> 02:54:03,666
燕子借我50把SG还你

2298
02:54:03,666 --> 02:54:06,233
好呀我只能转给你

2299
02:54:08,500 --> 02:54:10,933
一下我找一下你在哪呢

2300
02:54:31,833 --> 02:54:35,799
QQ钱包余额7块2毛5

2301
02:54:38,100 --> 02:54:40,066
给你吃点好的

2302
02:54:42,100 --> 02:54:43,333
快出去了

2303
02:54:44,066 --> 02:54:46,666
主播能挪用公款给你打米吗

2304
02:54:46,666 --> 02:54:49,099
不行这是违法犯罪的行为

2305
02:54:49,833 --> 02:54:52,199
主播不想一臭万年

2306
02:54:52,533 --> 02:54:55,999
我也不想你进去这样是不好的

2307
02:54:56,333 --> 02:54:58,033
叔叔打完了

2308
02:54:58,033 --> 02:54:59,699
姐姐你好呀

2309
02:54:59,833 --> 02:55:02,299
姐姐你好呀

2310
02:55:02,400 --> 02:55:03,833
妹妹你好了

2311
02:55:03,833 --> 02:55:06,333
这么半夜还不睡觉嘿嘿

2312
02:55:07,933 --> 02:55:10,933
主播借我100我最后再去赌一把

2313
02:55:10,933 --> 02:55:13,233
赌不行拿着吃饭吧

2314
02:55:14,466 --> 02:55:16,899
吃饭可以但是

2315
02:55:17,933 --> 02:55:19,599
赌狗不行

2316
02:55:20,133 --> 02:55:23,799
一边写作业一边来看大尾巴直播

2317
02:55:25,300 --> 02:55:26,933
再来看QQ

2318
02:55:32,866 --> 02:55:34,533
不行不行我不可

2319
02:55:34,533 --> 02:55:35,666
以当赌狗

2320
02:55:35,666 --> 02:55:37,466
当赌狗是坏的

2321
02:55:45,733 --> 02:55:49,266
累木了主播真给我发了可是

2322
02:55:49,466 --> 02:55:50,666
可是什么

2323
02:55:57,033 --> 02:55:58,833
主播我睡了下次再来

2324
02:55:58,833 --> 02:55:59,933
晚安吃油条

2325
02:55:59,933 --> 02:56:02,133
你不是说好借哥们10块了吗

2326
02:56:02,133 --> 02:56:03,633
你不说要50吗

2327
02:56:04,266 --> 02:56:06,333
主播能为168吗

2328
02:56:06,333 --> 02:56:08,099
为啥课程皮肤那么贵啊

2329
02:56:08,100 --> 02:56:11,066
有168吗有那么贵吗

2330
02:56:11,066 --> 02:56:13,233
什么发7块钱恶心人

2331
02:56:13,433 --> 02:56:15,066
我没发7块呀

2332
02:56:19,466 --> 02:56:21,999
不是我我微信里有7块

2333
02:56:22,000 --> 02:56:24,033
不是QQ里有7块2毛5

2334
02:56:24,033 --> 02:56:27,099
但是QQ红包能用微信发了

2335
02:56:27,100 --> 02:56:29,400
你发一下你点一下你就知道了

2336
02:56:30,300 --> 02:56:31,300
你点一下嘛

2337
02:56:31,300 --> 02:56:32,266
你点一下

2338
02:56:33,666 --> 02:56:35,233
不一定QQ有钱

2339
02:56:35,233 --> 02:56:38,599
谁说QQ有钱才能发出来QQ红包呢

2340
02:56:38,833 --> 02:56:40,933
大尾巴狼你好我是猫

2341
02:56:40,933 --> 02:56:42,233
我是一只猫

2342
02:56:42,500 --> 02:56:43,800
你听到没有

2343
02:56:44,633 --> 02:56:46,133
快乐的青蛙

2344
02:56:46,133 --> 02:56:47,699
我不是大尾巴狼

2345
02:56:48,666 --> 02:56:50,466
不点不点速点

2346
02:56:51,866 --> 02:56:53,333
上舰长返利

2347
02:56:53,333 --> 02:56:54,866
张老爷速点

2348
02:56:54,866 --> 02:56:55,699
谢谢

2349
02:56:55,700 --> 02:56:59,833
穆斯塔法弗雷德里希的维克拉凡

2350
02:56:59,833 --> 02:57:01,466
感谢爱丽来到

2351
02:57:04,333 --> 02:57:05,833
怎么了快点吧

2352
02:57:05,833 --> 02:57:07,599
哎呀没关系的

2353
02:57:07,700 --> 02:57:09,133
吃点吃点

2354
02:57:09,266 --> 02:57:12,633
夹肉的面条啊记得记得多吃点

2355
02:57:12,633 --> 02:57:13,433
好的

2356
02:57:14,600 --> 02:57:16,066
没事呀

2357
02:57:26,400 --> 02:57:28,833
燕子给我100万好不好

2358
02:57:28,833 --> 02:57:30,866
这还真没有没钱

2359
02:57:33,800 --> 02:57:35,633
我卡号发你了

2360
02:57:37,133 --> 02:57:39,066
这还真不行没钱

2361
02:57:42,466 --> 02:57:47,533
野松鼠鳜鱼鱼鱼鱼鱼是油猫饼

2362
02:57:47,533 --> 02:57:49,266
饼老师的见长了

2363
02:57:53,933 --> 02:57:55,533
我不是很温柔呀

2364
02:57:55,533 --> 02:57:57,133
我是呃

2365
02:57:59,466 --> 02:58:03,466
大家要是有困难跟我说没关系的

2366
02:58:04,233 --> 02:58:07,899
我偷偷摸摸把你这个账号是抵押了

2367
02:58:07,900 --> 02:58:09,833
这又不是我的房子

2368
02:58:10,300 --> 02:58:12,633
谢谢范德萨的比克拉

2369
02:58:12,633 --> 02:58:14,433
非常感谢阿力盖的

2370
02:58:14,433 --> 02:58:15,733
这不是我的房子呀

2371
02:58:15,733 --> 02:58:18,833
你当那个抵押收账的人都傻是吧

2372
02:58:19,533 --> 02:58:22,699
还套点钱给你你真是想太多了

2373
02:58:22,700 --> 02:58:26,433
you'll mess me that you'll be okay

2374
02:58:27,266 --> 02:58:30,133
even我每次听这首歌就可放松了

2375
02:58:30,133 --> 02:58:31,333
不知道为什么

2376
02:58:34,333 --> 02:58:36,699
不行我要听这个我要听XOX

2377
02:58:38,433 --> 02:58:39,899
我考试及格有困

2378
02:58:39,900 --> 02:58:41,633
难跟你跟主播说吗

2379
02:58:41,633 --> 02:58:44,099
这个这个我也没办法呀

2380
02:58:44,700 --> 02:58:47,700
你你你搞这个我也没办法呀

2381
02:58:52,100 --> 02:58:56,100
之前疯狂星期四就在群里面发了红包

2382
02:58:56,100 --> 02:58:57,500
结果你们都不领

2383
02:59:00,266 --> 02:59:01,699
你们你们都不领

2384
02:59:02,000 --> 02:59:04,466
我发了好几十块钱吧

2385
02:59:05,033 --> 02:59:08,633
然后都没领完第二天给我退回来了

2386
02:59:13,800 --> 02:59:16,233
我怎么没见过之前呢

2387
02:59:16,633 --> 02:59:18,633
我之前在群里发过的

2388
02:59:21,300 --> 02:59:24,333
好像一共才被人领走了20多块

2389
02:59:30,533 --> 02:59:32,733
你也没见过为什么

2390
02:59:40,333 --> 02:59:42,599
为什么不私发给你

2391
02:59:42,600 --> 02:59:44,600
为什么要私发给你啊

2392
02:59:44,600 --> 02:59:46,533
我是在核心群发的呀

2393
02:59:46,533 --> 02:59:48,899
就在就在金奖群里发的呀

2394
02:59:49,266 --> 02:59:50,799
为什么不私发给你啊

2395
02:59:50,800 --> 02:59:52,800
私发给你你也不领啊

2396
02:59:53,033 --> 02:59:55,199
你点了就私发给你了

2397
03:00:01,200 --> 03:00:04,833
上剑138上剑立刻获得小团体

2398
03:00:05,833 --> 03:00:07,899
核心群就舰长群啊

2399
03:00:08,633 --> 03:00:10,699
舰长群就是核心群啊

2400
03:00:11,200 --> 03:00:12,433
那要不然呢

2401
03:00:12,433 --> 03:00:14,266
拉一下拉上了

2402
03:00:15,933 --> 03:00:19,033
138上建立刻进入核心群里

2403
03:00:19,600 --> 03:00:23,100
成为这个艳艳人心里的核心

2404
03:00:23,833 --> 03:00:31,066
Don't make no monkey apple nigga table Don't speak

2405
03:00:36,833 --> 03:00:38,799
快要下播了家人

2406
03:00:39,300 --> 03:00:41,800
bitch Nana solo planet

2407
03:00:41,800 --> 03:00:42,833
fish up in the sea

2408
03:00:42,833 --> 03:00:44,066
but they don't swim like me

2409
03:00:44,066 --> 03:00:46,333
you know it keep on growing if you miss it

2410
03:00:46,333 --> 03:00:48,466
hugs and kiss the next and noses for you

2411
03:00:49,000 --> 03:00:53,866
mi water i should let it go

2412
03:00:54,200 --> 03:00:57,033
Tuban Dashing north

2413
03:00:57,800 --> 03:01:00,533
Pogo Checia na xo

2414
03:01:00,666 --> 03:01:04,466
pancho glasses on the entima me

2415
03:01:04,466 --> 03:01:08,933
pancho kiss and then Koya Napanya

2416
03:01:09,433 --> 03:01:12,433
我没领到可以补一份给我吗

2417
03:01:12,633 --> 03:01:13,733
私发就行

2418
03:01:13,733 --> 03:01:16,466
别下播一天天不干正事

2419
03:01:17,000 --> 03:01:20,300
我我饿死了谁给你们直播呀

2420
03:01:20,833 --> 03:01:22,833
我饿死了谁给你们直播啊

2421
03:01:26,300 --> 03:01:28,666
才8.3个小时

2422
03:01:28,666 --> 03:01:30,433
是有彩虹伴声音好小

2423
03:01:30,433 --> 03:01:33,033
所以我说我们这个房子隔音不好

2424
03:01:35,266 --> 03:01:36,433
所以半夜

2425
03:01:36,433 --> 03:01:40,266
这边的半夜跟清早一般是不直播的

2426
03:01:40,933 --> 03:01:41,433
谢谢

2427
03:01:41,433 --> 03:01:44,433
想做才老师的狗的富贵贝克拉凡

2428
03:01:44,466 --> 03:01:45,933
感谢阿力盖到

2429
03:01:45,933 --> 03:01:47,433
破费了破费了

2430
03:01:48,266 --> 03:01:50,599
什么没有你我一样过的很好

2431
03:01:50,600 --> 03:01:52,700
你净说这气人的话

2432
03:01:53,100 --> 03:01:55,500
主播还没下播呢就着急忙慌

2433
03:01:55,500 --> 03:01:58,633
锣鼓喧天鞭炮齐鸣的把主播送走了

2434
03:01:58,733 --> 03:02:01,866
然后还还搞的哎依依不舍的样子

2435
03:02:01,866 --> 03:02:04,099
没有你我也会过得很好

2436
03:02:04,133 --> 03:02:06,799
我还没我还没事呢

2437
03:02:09,466 --> 03:02:10,733
我还没事呢

2438
03:02:10,733 --> 03:02:13,699
你就这么着急让我这个那啥呀

2439
03:02:25,533 --> 03:02:27,866
你踩个楼板都能听出来男女

2440
03:02:27,866 --> 03:02:29,333
你也太牛了

2441
03:02:29,500 --> 03:02:32,133
你这发现的也太逆天了吧

2442
03:02:33,533 --> 03:02:35,233
呜呜别走

2443
03:02:35,233 --> 03:02:36,699
我没走呢

2444
03:02:44,033 --> 03:02:46,999
今天不想做饭想吃外卖

2445
03:02:47,000 --> 03:02:49,100
但是外卖太贵了

2446
03:02:50,333 --> 03:02:52,866
让我看看有没有哪家打折吧

2447
03:02:53,633 --> 03:02:56,666
还没事我香槟都买好了

2448
03:03:02,000 --> 03:03:04,133
好像没什么能吃的东西

2449
03:03:04,133 --> 03:03:06,033
他们做的都不好吃

2450
03:03:06,033 --> 03:03:07,799
我觉得都不好吃

2451
03:03:16,433 --> 03:03:17,999
一天能一顿吃150

2452
03:03:18,000 --> 03:03:19,300
算了算了不吃了

2453
03:03:19,300 --> 03:03:21,300
不吃等下等下去做饭吧

2454
03:03:21,300 --> 03:03:22,500
还是做饭吧

2455
03:03:23,866 --> 03:03:25,533
主播说自己吃剩饭

2456
03:03:25,533 --> 03:03:28,299
下播就外卖安排没有呀

2457
03:03:28,666 --> 03:03:31,199
女的都把楼板踩的邦邦响

2458
03:03:31,200 --> 03:03:32,233
我也不多钱

2459
03:03:32,233 --> 03:03:34,099
我们这地板很老了

2460
03:03:34,100 --> 03:03:35,700
这房子很老然后

2461
03:03:36,233 --> 03:03:38,466
那个地板就是稍微踩一下

2462
03:03:38,466 --> 03:03:39,999
声音就可大了

2463
03:03:42,700 --> 03:03:44,833
光速变成也没你这么快

2464
03:03:44,833 --> 03:03:47,399
真剩饭我自己每天做的饭

2465
03:03:47,400 --> 03:03:49,466
不都发到群里面了吗

2466
03:03:50,733 --> 03:03:53,466
吃外卖的话就会有一天缺

2467
03:03:53,466 --> 03:03:56,499
缺那种做饭的照片呢

2468
03:03:57,466 --> 03:03:58,633
太贵了

2469
03:03:58,866 --> 03:04:03,533
走就走搁这卖惨博重情恶心成热赶

2470
03:04:03,533 --> 03:04:05,233
紧下播真的真的

2471
03:04:05,866 --> 03:04:06,733
不值

2472
03:04:07,400 --> 03:04:10,300
值那个钱不好吃

2473
03:04:13,200 --> 03:04:15,866
卖惨主播好恶心啊

2474
03:04:24,466 --> 03:04:26,033
之前点的麻辣烫

2475
03:04:26,033 --> 03:04:29,599
我感觉就在我心里好像把它太美化了

2476
03:04:29,600 --> 03:04:30,633
你知道吗

2477
03:04:31,066 --> 03:04:32,799
就我就感觉

2478
03:04:38,733 --> 03:04:42,633
在我心里把他搞的太太太好吃了

2479
03:04:42,633 --> 03:04:45,266
就对他太有期待感了

2480
03:04:45,266 --> 03:04:48,099
导致什么导致我都我都

2481
03:04:48,800 --> 03:04:50,233
点到吃到他的时候

2482
03:04:50,233 --> 03:04:52,866
觉得还没有我自己做的好吃

2483
03:04:54,333 --> 03:04:56,233
昨天自己也做了

2484
03:04:57,033 --> 03:04:58,433
是吗啊

2485
03:05:02,133 --> 03:05:02,666
谢谢

2486
03:05:02,666 --> 03:05:05,866
想做散老师的狗的见长发发感谢

2487
03:05:05,866 --> 03:05:06,633
我超爱你

2488
03:05:06,633 --> 03:05:07,433
感动

2489
03:05:08,400 --> 03:05:11,033
我刚才低着头在这边

2490
03:05:11,600 --> 03:05:13,466
一边说话一边低头

2491
03:05:13,466 --> 03:05:15,733
万万抱歉我也没及时看到

2492
03:05:15,733 --> 03:05:17,066
谢谢谢谢谢谢

2493
03:05:17,066 --> 03:05:19,333
谢谢抢座3老师给我的见长

2494
03:05:19,333 --> 03:05:21,133
阿力应该等我超低

2495
03:05:22,333 --> 03:05:24,533
我看到我们都在这刷我超低

2496
03:05:24,533 --> 03:05:25,799
我才反应过来

2497
03:05:25,800 --> 03:05:26,700
我不是大v

2498
03:05:26,700 --> 03:05:27,866
什么大v呀

2499
03:05:28,666 --> 03:05:30,799
谢谢谢谢阿力应该等

2500
03:05:32,100 --> 03:05:34,033
我卖惨还真成功了

2501
03:05:34,033 --> 03:05:35,233
没有没有

2502
03:05:40,133 --> 03:05:41,933
我是看到那个外卖软件

2503
03:05:41,933 --> 03:05:43,866
上面有做烤冷面的

2504
03:05:43,866 --> 03:05:44,833
我就在想

2505
03:05:44,833 --> 03:05:47,233
为什么现在超市里面没有卖那个烤冷

2506
03:05:47,233 --> 03:05:48,066
面的

2507
03:05:49,300 --> 03:05:50,400
享受一下

2508
03:06:09,466 --> 03:06:10,633
好像还行

2509
03:06:10,700 --> 03:06:12,066
算了还是算了

2510
03:06:12,300 --> 03:06:14,400
150份烤冷面也太贵了

2511
03:06:14,400 --> 03:06:15,733
没有我算了一下

2512
03:06:15,800 --> 03:06:19,666
带运费带税的话烤冷面是呃

2513
03:06:20,600 --> 03:06:26,266
23刀 23刀成现代的汇率的话就是115块钱

2514
03:06:26,433 --> 03:06:28,699
一份烤冷面一份煎饼

2515
03:06:30,133 --> 03:06:32,666
挺挺挺挺贵的是吧

2516
03:06:32,666 --> 03:06:35,133
每天都是这个流程真的破费了

2517
03:06:35,133 --> 03:06:37,499
很久没收到这么贵重的礼物

2518
03:06:37,666 --> 03:06:39,433
心动只是最米

2519
03:06:39,900 --> 03:06:42,000
我的直播间他们叫做收米

2520
03:06:42,000 --> 03:06:43,433
想做淹淹的狗

2521
03:06:43,433 --> 03:06:45,133
你又想做我的狗了

2522
03:06:45,533 --> 03:06:46,933
多久都没新爹了

2523
03:06:46,933 --> 03:06:48,233
很久很久没新爹了

2524
03:06:48,233 --> 03:06:50,099
真的很久很久都没新爹了

2525
03:06:52,500 --> 03:06:56,633
学校门口15块钱拿下这两样东西啊

2526
03:06:57,033 --> 03:07:00,099
我在这边要115 这就是

2527
03:07:01,400 --> 03:07:02,200
哎

2528
03:07:06,800 --> 03:07:09,400
想做淹淹的鱼可是我是猫

2529
03:07:09,400 --> 03:07:11,433
呀猫是会吃鱼的

2530
03:07:11,900 --> 03:07:13,733
你真的不在乎这些吗

2531
03:07:14,033 --> 03:07:15,199
欢迎张老铁

2532
03:07:18,066 --> 03:07:22,033
你依然从小就很喜欢吃各种小地摊

2533
03:07:22,333 --> 03:07:25,866
我现在对国内好吃的东西的那个印象

2534
03:07:26,633 --> 03:07:29,233
最多的就是什么烤冷面

2535
03:07:29,233 --> 03:07:30,999
手抓饼这种东西

2536
03:07:46,500 --> 03:07:48,133
等我下播了才有

2537
03:07:48,133 --> 03:07:49,799
还得半个小时吧

2538
03:08:01,833 --> 03:08:05,199
刚进来就看到冲击性了呦怎么了

2539
03:08:06,700 --> 03:08:08,233
有问题吗

2540
03:08:08,533 --> 03:08:10,066
没有什么问题

2541
03:08:15,200 --> 03:08:16,400
欢迎刘子老师

2542
03:08:21,266 --> 03:08:23,133
能不能换身衣服

2543
03:08:23,133 --> 03:08:25,499
你等我过生日来看我吧

2544
03:08:25,666 --> 03:08:28,333
我20号过生日你还记得吗

2545
03:08:28,700 --> 03:08:31,033
你等我过生日来看我呗

2546
03:08:32,100 --> 03:08:34,900
我还可以偷别人的衣服穿来着

2547
03:08:35,133 --> 03:08:36,799
虽然但是

2548
03:08:58,733 --> 03:08:59,833
你不记得了

2549
03:08:59,833 --> 03:09:00,833
你又不记得

2550
03:09:00,833 --> 03:09:04,133
这快两个月没换袜子一直都是这个

2551
03:09:04,700 --> 03:09:06,666
就你偷品如的衣服是吧

2552
03:09:06,666 --> 03:09:08,799
我今天联系的那个什么

2553
03:09:09,533 --> 03:09:14,233
我今天联系了联系了那个拆分的人

2554
03:09:14,466 --> 03:09:16,899
然后他给我报的那个价低的吓人

2555
03:09:16,900 --> 03:09:20,000
我跟他说这个这个拆的应该挺细的

2556
03:09:20,433 --> 03:09:22,499
他问我呃

2557
03:09:23,333 --> 03:09:27,433
80块钱可以吗我说啊就80啊真的假的

2558
03:09:28,933 --> 03:09:31,299
他说呃太高了吗

2559
03:09:31,300 --> 03:09:33,300
我怕他拆了不好

2560
03:09:33,300 --> 03:09:35,500
我也不知道他会拆成啥样

2561
03:09:38,500 --> 03:09:39,833
大家圣诞节快乐

2562
03:09:39,833 --> 03:09:41,899
燕子能不能劝我点圆子

2563
03:09:41,900 --> 03:09:43,133
走打点米吧

2564
03:09:43,133 --> 03:09:44,933
泡泡打点米吧

2565
03:09:45,300 --> 03:09:45,733
哎呀

2566
03:09:45,733 --> 03:09:48,633
好久没有收到这么这么贵重的礼物

2567
03:09:48,633 --> 03:09:51,333
反转了泡泡你过得好就行

2568
03:09:51,833 --> 03:09:53,866
打不打你都是次要的

2569
03:09:56,866 --> 03:09:58,899
这不就换衣服了吗

2570
03:09:58,933 --> 03:10:01,399
袜子都是胭脂的形状了

2571
03:10:01,400 --> 03:10:03,800
一个月没洗袜子袜子会立起来

2572
03:10:08,133 --> 03:10:10,266
圆字是米的意思吗

2573
03:10:18,900 --> 03:10:22,200
只要这个大伙一直情绪稳定

2574
03:10:22,200 --> 03:10:24,033
生活顺利就行

2575
03:10:24,933 --> 03:10:27,466
过得很好满身大汗

2576
03:10:29,266 --> 03:10:30,833
比以前好就行

2577
03:10:30,833 --> 03:10:35,066
希望你们这个每天每天都

2578
03:10:37,633 --> 03:10:39,666
比前一天过得更好

2579
03:10:41,866 --> 03:10:44,199
主播能不能换个头啊

2580
03:10:46,033 --> 03:10:46,999
这样呢

2581
03:10:48,100 --> 03:10:49,066
主播怎么知

2582
03:10:49,066 --> 03:10:51,299
道袜子一个月不洗会立起来

2583
03:10:51,300 --> 03:10:53,633
当然是因为我看过那个那种

2584
03:10:54,266 --> 03:10:55,099
那叫什么来着

2585
03:10:55,100 --> 03:10:56,600
a岛的那个专属

2586
03:10:57,133 --> 03:11:00,133
想看短发眼镜娘了

2587
03:11:01,866 --> 03:11:03,266
你怎么就好这口啊

2588
03:11:03,266 --> 03:11:04,833
真让我短发眼睛啊

2589
03:11:04,833 --> 03:11:06,499
我可以让妈妈画一个

2590
03:11:06,733 --> 03:11:08,933
但是你你确定真的要吗

2591
03:11:18,733 --> 03:11:20,233
可能也可以有

2592
03:11:20,233 --> 03:11:22,099
我之前不是画过一个

2593
03:11:22,100 --> 03:11:23,866
泳装大概的设计吗

2594
03:11:23,866 --> 03:11:25,466
是我画的那个

2595
03:11:26,866 --> 03:11:29,299
但是忘了忘了在什么地方了

2596
03:11:29,300 --> 03:11:30,666
可能找不到了

2597
03:11:38,533 --> 03:11:41,033
我应该给你们看过那个戎装的

2598
03:11:41,033 --> 03:11:42,066
那个感觉

2599
03:12:04,466 --> 03:12:09,133
找不到了没有图了看不到了

2600
03:12:12,100 --> 03:12:15,933
翻不到没事我看别的v就行了

2601
03:12:15,933 --> 03:12:17,499
你可真贴心呐

2602
03:12:18,266 --> 03:12:19,599
有没有录屏组

2603
03:12:19,600 --> 03:12:21,133
什么录屏组呀

2604
03:12:22,900 --> 03:12:25,733
字幕里的跨年回忘记删了

2605
03:12:26,133 --> 03:12:27,366
啊哦

2606
03:12:28,700 --> 03:12:30,466
怎么没人提醒我呀

2607
03:12:30,466 --> 03:12:33,366
这么久了我是著名吧我操

2608
03:12:39,200 --> 03:12:40,866
跨不过去的年

2609
03:12:41,500 --> 03:12:42,866
主播也是十日无德

2610
03:12:42,866 --> 03:12:45,799
你点开我的空间里面有一个直播回放

2611
03:12:45,800 --> 03:12:47,200
那个就是录屏

2612
03:12:47,966 --> 03:12:49,699
在直播回放里面

2613
03:12:59,866 --> 03:13:02,966
一直都在跨年这下大雁七天了

2614
03:13:03,466 --> 03:13:05,666
主播任凭提醒他的弹幕呀

2615
03:13:05,666 --> 03:13:06,699
不是不是

2616
03:13:06,766 --> 03:13:09,466
怎么怎么怎么这么久了都没有人

2617
03:13:09,566 --> 03:13:11,199
提醒我呀

2618
03:13:11,900 --> 03:13:13,766
好久好久了

2619
03:13:21,200 --> 03:13:22,266
不是公鸡

2620
03:13:22,666 --> 03:13:23,666
不是公鸡

2621
03:13:31,300 --> 03:13:33,700
聪明根本没有人看你的字幕

2622
03:13:33,700 --> 03:13:35,966
放到上面那个滚动好像确实

2623
03:13:36,266 --> 03:13:37,999
看的人不是很多

2624
03:13:38,000 --> 03:13:39,333
不是很理想

2625
03:13:43,800 --> 03:13:45,666
啊这个要改了

2626
03:13:45,666 --> 03:13:48,333
这一期的已经不是马克杯了

2627
03:13:50,733 --> 03:13:52,933
有关系这个表情包真有意思

2628
03:13:52,933 --> 03:13:55,199
你咋真喜欢这有关系呢

2629
03:13:56,800 --> 03:13:59,066
这个表情包不是我表情的那个

2630
03:13:59,066 --> 03:14:00,133
那个什么吗

2631
03:14:00,733 --> 03:14:02,599
我表情的封面吗

2632
03:14:23,566 --> 03:14:26,299
我自己都不看还指望观众看

2633
03:14:26,300 --> 03:14:27,800
我忘了吗

2634
03:14:28,200 --> 03:14:29,900
谢谢想做啥

2635
03:14:29,900 --> 03:14:32,566
老师的狗的白银宝盒的金币放

2636
03:14:32,566 --> 03:14:34,799
感谢马克杯地址有添过吗

2637
03:14:34,900 --> 03:14:35,900
一直在群里啊

2638
03:14:35,900 --> 03:14:38,166
12月份的那个见长礼物

2639
03:14:38,500 --> 03:14:40,466
1月份的那个地址我还没开

2640
03:14:40,466 --> 03:14:42,566
因为还没联系完厂家

2641
03:14:42,566 --> 03:14:45,699
他那个样没打出来的话我不敢直接说

2642
03:14:45,700 --> 03:14:47,500
那个就当见长礼物了

2643
03:14:48,266 --> 03:14:49,299
之前对啊

2644
03:14:49,300 --> 03:14:51,200
想拿手做饼干当见长礼物

2645
03:14:51,200 --> 03:14:53,200
但是现在已经没机会了

2646
03:14:53,933 --> 03:14:57,166
谢谢想做曹老师的狗的小花花

2647
03:14:57,166 --> 03:14:58,699
谢谢图名花什么的

2648
03:14:58,700 --> 03:15:00,000
牛蛙牛蛙非常感谢

2649
03:15:00,000 --> 03:15:01,066
阿里嘎的

2650
03:15:03,566 --> 03:15:04,899
一直都有在添过

2651
03:15:04,900 --> 03:15:07,666
如果你12月份上线然后没有

2652
03:15:07,866 --> 03:15:09,333
没有添的话

2653
03:15:10,900 --> 03:15:12,500
我再发一下吧

2654
03:15:13,600 --> 03:15:14,466
你们写的

2655
03:15:14,466 --> 03:15:15,366
啥东西啊

2656
03:15:15,366 --> 03:15:18,066
烟烟的脚小小的香香的

2657
03:15:18,866 --> 03:15:20,099
好恶心

2658
03:15:23,000 --> 03:15:24,400
一月是什么礼物啊

2659
03:15:24,400 --> 03:15:27,700
样子还没打出来我不敢直接说

2660
03:15:28,166 --> 03:15:29,999
可能是小抱枕

2661
03:15:30,266 --> 03:15:32,933
如果那个翻车了就抱枕

2662
03:15:39,566 --> 03:15:41,133
我自己都不记得还记我

2663
03:15:41,133 --> 03:15:42,966
观众记得我一直都记得

2664
03:15:43,000 --> 03:15:46,100
谢谢泡泡茶壶的哦

2665
03:15:46,100 --> 03:15:48,766
紫金宝盒的粉玫瑰和幸运

2666
03:15:48,766 --> 03:15:50,566
十分感谢阿力盖豆

2667
03:15:50,900 --> 03:15:53,366
你到现在一个周边都没收到咋回事

2668
03:15:53,366 --> 03:15:54,966
我也不知道咋回事啊

2669
03:15:56,466 --> 03:15:57,266
全翻车了

2670
03:15:57,266 --> 03:15:58,866
就抱着立牌翻车

2671
03:15:58,866 --> 03:16:01,533
不是那个那个立牌就是那个摇摇乐

2672
03:16:01,566 --> 03:16:04,166
如果做出来效果不好的话就抱着了

2673
03:16:04,366 --> 03:16:05,799
谢谢泡泡的

2674
03:16:05,866 --> 03:16:08,866
幸运石幸运石粉玫瑰幸运石

2675
03:16:09,200 --> 03:16:11,966
嗯粉玫瑰粉玫瑰花花感谢

2676
03:16:14,300 --> 03:16:16,766
come on语气更厌恶点

2677
03:16:18,766 --> 03:16:19,499
嗯

2678
03:16:19,500 --> 03:16:20,966
好恶心

2679
03:16:22,600 --> 03:16:24,700
不行我没有那种纯真的感觉

2680
03:16:24,700 --> 03:16:27,766
谢谢送玫瑰厂家拿米跑路了

2681
03:16:28,500 --> 03:16:29,366
那个杯

2682
03:16:31,666 --> 03:16:35,066
他没发货我知道但是那个猫玩偶

2683
03:16:36,900 --> 03:16:40,466
我也不知道为啥我问他他还没回我

2684
03:16:42,000 --> 03:16:44,533
爆浆什么爆浆

2685
03:16:45,000 --> 03:16:46,366
爆亏是吧

2686
03:16:48,000 --> 03:16:49,766
报奖都是骗人的

2687
03:16:49,766 --> 03:16:52,099
正确的报奖都是骗人的

2688
03:16:52,333 --> 03:16:55,099
什么杯马克杯啊

2689
03:16:55,100 --> 03:16:56,000
什么杯

2690
03:16:56,766 --> 03:16:59,266
你们不会以为是什么啊

2691
03:16:59,266 --> 03:16:59,733
对

2692
03:16:59,733 --> 03:17:03,133
郑老师说其他的没发货所以我要那个

2693
03:17:04,066 --> 03:17:07,966
弄了弄了一套立牌已经在路上了

2694
03:17:08,100 --> 03:17:09,400
OK呢

2695
03:17:10,333 --> 03:17:12,799
那个杯是骂人

2696
03:17:12,866 --> 03:17:13,266
啊

2697
03:17:13,266 --> 03:17:14,199
为什么

2698
03:17:16,100 --> 03:17:17,766
啊原来就是骂人的话呀

2699
03:17:17,766 --> 03:17:21,199
那我那我以后我以后记得不说了

2700
03:17:22,566 --> 03:17:24,733
我不知道我不知道

2701
03:17:30,333 --> 03:17:32,366
厕所给我打两个马克杯

2702
03:17:32,366 --> 03:17:34,733
你把地址给我我给你发一套

2703
03:17:37,133 --> 03:17:38,366
温州话

2704
03:17:39,333 --> 03:17:40,133
郑州

2705
03:17:44,366 --> 03:17:45,766
没有骂人呐

2706
03:17:46,500 --> 03:17:48,966
温州话一句都听不懂

2707
03:17:50,300 --> 03:17:51,266
这么难吗

2708
03:17:51,266 --> 03:17:53,666
能不能换成一个烧杯

2709
03:17:54,333 --> 03:17:57,499
还得是超市里买的小烧杯是吧

2710
03:17:58,000 --> 03:17:59,933
你你真吓人

2711
03:18:04,900 --> 03:18:06,666
这玩意在说啥呢

2712
03:18:06,666 --> 03:18:08,799
这玩意能不能说点人类语言呢

2713
03:18:08,800 --> 03:18:10,766
这是啥呀啥意思呀

2714
03:18:17,966 --> 03:18:20,333
为什么这么晚约会啊这是我今夜

2715
03:18:20,333 --> 03:18:21,766
这两群我找不到

2716
03:18:21,766 --> 03:18:23,266
咦找不到吗

2717
03:18:23,466 --> 03:18:26,399
在那个在在在在

2718
03:18:26,766 --> 03:18:28,733
就在私信里面呢

2719
03:18:32,000 --> 03:18:35,000
那个那个群号就是的呀

2720
03:18:38,700 --> 03:18:41,300
什么都是温州人骂人的主播别写

2721
03:18:41,300 --> 03:18:43,066
我知道他肯定是在骂人

2722
03:18:43,100 --> 03:18:44,900
所以我我都没有念

2723
03:18:45,566 --> 03:18:48,333
啊你们都是那边的

2724
03:18:48,333 --> 03:18:48,699
既

2725
03:18:48,700 --> 03:18:51,800
烟台之后又多了一个相互认亲的温州

2726
03:18:51,800 --> 03:18:52,600
是吧

2727
03:18:54,100 --> 03:18:57,266
只有主播一个人是孤零零的东北人

2728
03:19:06,166 --> 03:19:09,399
燕燕能不能发点动态的表情包

2729
03:19:09,400 --> 03:19:10,766
还真没有哎

2730
03:19:13,400 --> 03:19:14,966
动态的表情包

2731
03:19:15,000 --> 03:19:19,466
那个限于b站的产能不足啊

2732
03:19:19,466 --> 03:19:21,699
他们做表情这个项目组一次

2733
03:19:21,700 --> 03:19:23,200
是产能不足了

2734
03:19:24,266 --> 03:19:27,933
所以说就没有我想要动态的雨刮器

2735
03:19:28,666 --> 03:19:29,966
做动图吗

2736
03:19:29,966 --> 03:19:31,933
那这个的话可能得

2737
03:19:33,666 --> 03:19:34,666
得问问

2738
03:19:35,600 --> 03:19:37,266
成语妈妈能不能做

2739
03:19:37,266 --> 03:19:39,966
或者我看看有没有人能做动图的

2740
03:19:39,966 --> 03:19:42,766
这个确实做动图好像挺好的

2741
03:19:43,866 --> 03:19:46,666
因为燕燕是你的全部

2742
03:19:48,866 --> 03:19:51,766
我怕你们过来反正封城了是吧

2743
03:19:53,200 --> 03:19:54,733
古力这个东北妞

2744
03:19:54,766 --> 03:19:58,333
啥呀就是那个雨刮器那个表情包

2745
03:19:58,466 --> 03:20:01,466
能做成能做成动态的吗

2746
03:20:05,700 --> 03:20:09,133
这个应该管找找谁做呢

2747
03:20:09,133 --> 03:20:10,333
是那个拖地吗

2748
03:20:10,333 --> 03:20:11,466
还是那个s

2749
03:20:11,466 --> 03:20:14,199
什么什么p什么什么的那个

2750
03:20:16,700 --> 03:20:18,000
谢谢主播

2751
03:20:18,000 --> 03:20:18,866
米呀米啊

2752
03:20:18,866 --> 03:20:21,866
荣登现实热门榜虚拟主播榜第八

2753
03:20:21,866 --> 03:20:24,533
我们是八强

2754
03:20:25,266 --> 03:20:26,366
哈利达到

2755
03:20:27,266 --> 03:20:28,466
拆了就行

2756
03:20:28,466 --> 03:20:31,699
好呀为什么发了这么多的省略号

2757
03:20:31,700 --> 03:20:33,466
那我直接找那个拆分

2758
03:20:33,466 --> 03:20:35,799
让他把他把这个东西拆一下吧

2759
03:20:39,366 --> 03:20:41,799
谁说8强16强不算巅峰

2760
03:20:41,800 --> 03:20:44,000
别告诉主播已经很努力了

2761
03:20:44,800 --> 03:20:46,600
我们是8强

2762
03:20:46,933 --> 03:20:48,533
无畏找8强

2763
03:20:49,966 --> 03:20:51,933
神是虚假的

2764
03:20:52,166 --> 03:20:53,366
你们干嘛

2765
03:20:54,466 --> 03:20:57,299
昙花一现这什么都来了是吧

2766
03:20:57,300 --> 03:20:58,566
坏了就不能念了

2767
03:20:58,566 --> 03:21:00,166
你们一会接起来了

2768
03:21:00,933 --> 03:21:02,733
主播一次不是很友善

2769
03:21:02,733 --> 03:21:04,266
了都是弹幕啊都是弹幕

2770
03:21:04,266 --> 03:21:05,699
只是主播干的

2771
03:21:08,000 --> 03:21:09,366
我的建议是冠军

2772
03:21:09,933 --> 03:21:12,666
泡泡哥带我们再冲一次吧是吧

2773
03:21:19,900 --> 03:21:21,766
还记得当年第一次

2774
03:21:21,966 --> 03:21:25,599
半夜跟人竞争搞全站全站第一

2775
03:21:25,600 --> 03:21:27,800
当时还是一个小时的总榜

2776
03:21:31,800 --> 03:21:32,733
听说呃

2777
03:21:32,733 --> 03:21:35,733
当年一个人单挑单挑人家

2778
03:21:35,866 --> 03:21:37,733
电台女主播的石油佬

2779
03:21:37,733 --> 03:21:39,566
是吧你还记得吗

2780
03:21:40,866 --> 03:21:43,399
看来你就是泡泡哥反转了

2781
03:21:48,966 --> 03:21:51,566
当年当年一个人压五个小电视

2782
03:21:51,566 --> 03:21:53,566
然后直接拿下第一

2783
03:21:53,566 --> 03:21:55,933
拿下我们是冠军记得不

2784
03:21:56,400 --> 03:21:58,800
S6第一个应验的那个

2785
03:21:58,800 --> 03:22:02,300
那个全站第一的含金量啊

2786
03:22:13,533 --> 03:22:15,399
三年还真挺离谱的

2787
03:22:18,600 --> 03:22:21,800
含金量我们想我放个旋风车吧

2788
03:22:21,800 --> 03:22:24,933
哎呀我想我想听旋风车

2789
03:22:31,066 --> 03:22:36,966
音乐标题旋风车歌手花卷专辑嘭party

2790
03:22:37,466 --> 03:22:40,399
这啥呀这是谁翻唱了

2791
03:22:42,533 --> 03:22:46,099
潘金刚他是搁着潘金刚我不是

2792
03:22:46,100 --> 03:22:47,366
你那是搁着潘

2793
03:22:47,733 --> 03:22:49,766
金刚我潘金刚

2794
03:22:50,266 --> 03:22:54,299
谁说冠军就不能来自元神区啊

2795
03:22:54,300 --> 03:22:56,300
只不过那晚多看了一眼

2796
03:22:56,333 --> 03:22:57,766
这下大米没了

2797
03:23:02,600 --> 03:23:03,066
哈

2798
03:23:03,066 --> 03:23:04,366
没有很奇妙

2799
03:23:10,866 --> 03:23:13,766
没事吧这又没有什么违禁的

2800
03:23:14,133 --> 03:23:16,166
没有什么违禁的话了

2801
03:23:16,666 --> 03:23:18,166
应该没啥事

2802
03:23:22,100 --> 03:23:23,966
我好想把弹幕给沉默

2803
03:23:24,200 --> 03:23:25,800
你们平常不溜达吗

2804
03:23:25,800 --> 03:23:27,133
你们不看的吗

2805
03:23:33,266 --> 03:23:34,866
来首大海的货架吧

2806
03:23:34,866 --> 03:23:36,299
那玩意真不能放

2807
03:23:37,333 --> 03:23:41,699
主播接不接深渊接主播接12-3满心

2808
03:23:43,200 --> 03:23:44,666
什么时候翻唱旋风车

2809
03:23:44,666 --> 03:23:46,766
主播能炒的东西还多吗

2810
03:23:47,333 --> 03:23:49,999
国语的战争更不是人能听的东西了

2811
03:23:50,866 --> 03:23:52,066
太逆天了

2812
03:24:00,900 --> 03:24:02,600
朝你三郎捏一把

2813
03:24:04,800 --> 03:24:05,600
嗨

2814
03:24:09,366 --> 03:24:10,266
那不行

2815
03:24:14,133 --> 03:24:16,466
你怎么就惦记你的长女三郎

2816
03:24:16,466 --> 03:24:18,699
今晚什么在此光荣下播

2817
03:24:18,700 --> 03:24:20,466
没有没有这回事

2818
03:24:22,900 --> 03:24:25,700
这辈子还没当过一次全站第一呢

2819
03:24:27,266 --> 03:24:28,933
天顶店的沙总多

2820
03:24:28,933 --> 03:24:33,166
每次都是赶上工会半夜开阴兵

2821
03:24:33,166 --> 03:24:34,733
赶上电台女主播骗

2822
03:24:34,733 --> 03:24:35,899
老头的米

2823
03:24:36,466 --> 03:24:39,266
没有一次进了全站前三的

2824
03:24:43,133 --> 03:24:44,866
秀姐我只能说你的

2825
03:24:44,933 --> 03:24:47,133
你的想象力好像太丰富了

2826
03:24:47,200 --> 03:24:49,400
你搁这搞那什么玉呢是吧

2827
03:24:53,600 --> 03:24:54,700
这什么好活

2828
03:24:56,600 --> 03:24:57,800
烂活

2829
03:24:58,600 --> 03:24:58,900
啊

2830
03:24:58,900 --> 03:25:01,766
你说朝你三郎捏一把我以为你会受气

2831
03:25:02,166 --> 03:25:04,299
我的低保都被骗完了

2832
03:25:06,133 --> 03:25:07,733
三郎纯纯的好活

2833
03:25:07,733 --> 03:25:09,599
下播之后溜溜还行

2834
03:25:09,700 --> 03:25:11,366
这直播不能溜了

2835
03:25:13,500 --> 03:25:14,600
快点能念的吧

2836
03:25:14,600 --> 03:25:16,333
香草你怎么也开始了

2837
03:25:19,066 --> 03:25:19,966
主播主播

2838
03:25:25,266 --> 03:25:26,066
s

2839
03:25:28,566 --> 03:25:29,366
o

2840
03:25:31,866 --> 03:25:34,533
t i'm not

2841
03:25:37,166 --> 03:25:39,099
x o

2842
03:25:46,333 --> 03:25:48,766
到点了睡觉了是吧

2843
03:25:49,933 --> 03:25:52,133
烟烟人早该泡泡金币了

2844
03:25:52,133 --> 03:25:53,733
精准避开所有鱼钩

2845
03:25:53,733 --> 03:25:55,299
是否有这种上钩

2846
03:25:56,600 --> 03:25:58,366
只能说比你们

2847
03:25:58,500 --> 03:26:00,400
比你们都更懂

2848
03:26:01,533 --> 03:26:02,566
燕子的三观

2849
03:26:02,566 --> 03:26:07,733
我是认的你这个知米线而不失去底线

2850
03:26:08,700 --> 03:26:09,800
为什么攻击我

2851
03:26:09,800 --> 03:26:10,933
没攻击你啊

2852
03:26:10,933 --> 03:26:12,666
我我攻击的是笑击

2853
03:26:13,166 --> 03:26:14,266
我没攻击你

2854
03:26:14,266 --> 03:26:15,933
不是不攻击老人了吗

2855
03:26:15,933 --> 03:26:18,066
你不是昨天刚学化学方程式吗

2856
03:26:18,066 --> 03:26:19,366
今天就老人了

2857
03:26:21,566 --> 03:26:23,299
主播主打就是三观

2858
03:26:23,333 --> 03:26:27,266
主播的3那个什么关一直很重啊

2859
03:26:28,766 --> 03:26:31,399
没办法这个今天有加班

2860
03:26:31,400 --> 03:26:33,400
有店长加班不过也快了

2861
03:26:33,400 --> 03:26:35,266
主播一会要去做饭了

2862
03:26:35,600 --> 03:26:37,266
再不做饭要进了

2863
03:26:43,166 --> 03:26:45,533
主播好像对你不是很友善

2864
03:26:45,600 --> 03:26:46,266
那没办法

2865
03:26:46,266 --> 03:26:47,933
你对主播也不是很友善吗

2866
03:26:47,933 --> 03:26:50,599
主播就像一面镜子硬照出了这个

2867
03:26:51,666 --> 03:26:53,899
映照出了可爱的阴渊人

2868
03:26:57,600 --> 03:26:59,933
明哥还有早安会吗

2869
03:27:01,800 --> 03:27:02,766
或者是午安

2870
03:27:02,766 --> 03:27:03,966
回悟不到啊

2871
03:27:03,966 --> 03:27:05,299
真不一定

2872
03:27:05,333 --> 03:27:07,366
这太高强度了

2873
03:27:08,600 --> 03:27:09,966
看看情况吧

2874
03:27:09,966 --> 03:27:11,099
看状态吧

2875
03:27:11,100 --> 03:27:12,666
主播兜里的活一次

2876
03:27:12,666 --> 03:27:14,599
现在一点存货都没有了

2877
03:27:14,600 --> 03:27:17,400
现在慌得像一个邪宝们就坐出来

2878
03:27:17,866 --> 03:27:19,333
人家都咋问了

2879
03:27:19,366 --> 03:27:21,966
这个什么50万字才开出

2880
03:27:21,966 --> 03:27:24,999
主播兜里揣着可怜巴巴的两张牌

2881
03:27:25,733 --> 03:27:28,699
主播今天骗走了你500米

2882
03:27:31,133 --> 03:27:32,799
我一个月起码才200

2883
03:27:32,800 --> 03:27:34,500
对不起对不起

2884
03:27:43,966 --> 03:27:46,699
今天早上都没等到我觉得熬不住了

2885
03:27:46,700 --> 03:27:49,733
有点我一抽屉的火机可以进

2886
03:27:50,400 --> 03:27:52,500
请替迷人打败畅快

2887
03:27:52,800 --> 03:27:55,500
要是能多提前点说就好了

2888
03:27:55,700 --> 03:27:58,100
看球又两个月后再见了

2889
03:27:58,100 --> 03:28:00,366
你过生日的时候你要记得来啊

2890
03:28:00,933 --> 03:28:02,899
我过生日的时候你要记得来

2891
03:28:04,300 --> 03:28:05,300
记好喽

2892
03:28:17,866 --> 03:28:19,733
凑够500米再来

2893
03:28:20,700 --> 03:28:21,933
窗外的雨季

2894
03:28:21,933 --> 03:28:22,866
哪有

2895
03:28:23,866 --> 03:28:29,133
无力的石器上初次爱你的记忆

2896
03:28:29,133 --> 03:28:32,766
真希望雨能下不停

2897
03:28:33,700 --> 03:28:35,900
夜夜为了你我要去批发

2898
03:28:35,900 --> 03:28:37,733
大吵特吵你可别去

2899
03:28:37,733 --> 03:28:39,866
你去了你就不是夜夜人了

2900
03:28:40,133 --> 03:28:41,966
你就不被我认可了

2901
03:28:42,566 --> 03:28:45,133
20号正好考试放假了

2902
03:28:46,900 --> 03:28:48,566
要记得来啊

2903
03:28:49,266 --> 03:28:50,899
来跟我过生日

2904
03:28:55,333 --> 03:28:56,133
为什么

2905
03:28:56,166 --> 03:28:58,766
现在别人叫你泡泡哥你都很敏感

2906
03:28:58,766 --> 03:29:00,366
那就叫你泡得了

2907
03:29:02,066 --> 03:29:02,566
爷爷

2908
03:29:02,566 --> 03:29:05,199
为了你我要去别的主播直播间抢红包

2909
03:29:05,200 --> 03:29:07,866
哪个主播直播间发红包了带我一个吧

2910
03:29:07,866 --> 03:29:08,933
我也要去

2911
03:29:09,666 --> 03:29:10,466
谁

2912
03:29:11,066 --> 03:29:16,566
清晰的呼吸像雨滴渗入我的爱里

2913
03:29:16,966 --> 03:29:20,799
真希望雨能下不停

2914
03:29:20,800 --> 03:29:26,766
让想念继续让爱变透明

2915
03:29:26,766 --> 03:29:29,499
我爱上给我勇

2916
03:29:29,500 --> 03:29:30,766
只有在这个直播间

2917
03:29:30,766 --> 03:29:32,766
才会有泡泡哥这个名字

2918
03:29:33,266 --> 03:29:34,533
那怎么了

2919
03:29:35,700 --> 03:29:39,200
谁说一个直播间限定了泡泡茶呼一

2920
03:29:39,200 --> 03:29:40,733
不是泡泡茶呼一

2921
03:29:41,666 --> 03:29:43,666
音乐为了你我要睡觉觉

2922
03:29:43,666 --> 03:29:44,566
快了

2923
03:29:45,300 --> 03:29:46,166
快了

2924
03:29:51,566 --> 03:29:54,599
为什么燕子的直播间不能发红包

2925
03:29:55,000 --> 03:29:55,800
嗯

2926
03:29:56,366 --> 03:29:59,499
发过呀我从天选抽过奖的

2927
03:29:59,866 --> 03:30:01,533
别的主播都叫你查

2928
03:30:03,200 --> 03:30:05,500
我还觉得泡泡好听点啊

2929
03:30:06,700 --> 03:30:08,966
叫茶壶有点有点傻

2930
03:30:08,966 --> 03:30:10,266
我感觉有点傻

2931
03:30:22,133 --> 03:30:24,699
我们粉丝也能发红包

2932
03:30:25,000 --> 03:30:25,866
那是什么

2933
03:30:25,866 --> 03:30:30,999
那可能是因为小五是血统比较高贵吧

2934
03:30:35,866 --> 03:30:37,966
因为小五的血统比较高贵

2935
03:30:37,966 --> 03:30:40,533
主播的血统比较比较

2936
03:30:41,500 --> 03:30:42,566
比较一般

2937
03:30:48,066 --> 03:30:52,133
耶我再来一次37级现在12层好了

2938
03:30:52,566 --> 03:30:55,599
都已经找不到37级的号了

2939
03:30:55,600 --> 03:30:57,366
哪有37级的号

2940
03:30:57,766 --> 03:30:59,333
你的弹幕老被吞

2941
03:30:59,333 --> 03:31:01,399
那你要反省一下你发了点啥

2942
03:31:01,400 --> 03:31:03,500
晚安你燕子你要睡觉了

2943
03:31:03,500 --> 03:31:05,566
哎呀第一次看你带我牌子

2944
03:31:07,333 --> 03:31:09,799
第一次看你带我拍这张望远

2945
03:31:10,133 --> 03:31:12,966
以前你都是带你那个月半了

2946
03:31:13,400 --> 03:31:15,700
希望这次你不要哭着下播

2947
03:31:15,700 --> 03:31:16,800
那没事的

2948
03:31:22,266 --> 03:31:24,066
歌单都循环几遍了主播

2949
03:31:24,066 --> 03:31:26,699
主播也知道这歌单了有问题吗

2950
03:31:30,900 --> 03:31:31,700
安呐

2951
03:31:32,066 --> 03:31:35,366
我也要下播了家人们放戒烟了都怪你

2952
03:31:35,366 --> 03:31:37,399
短发妹妹下播了

2953
03:31:38,866 --> 03:31:41,099
找了半天是你开了个传送门

2954
03:31:41,100 --> 03:31:43,366
你们的行动会更加迅捷是吧

2955
03:31:43,366 --> 03:31:44,966
为什么怪我啊

2956
03:31:45,766 --> 03:31:47,499
为什么怪我

2957
03:31:50,100 --> 03:31:52,300
我也要下播了家人们

2958
03:31:55,533 --> 03:31:58,333
今天的店长的加班

2959
03:31:58,666 --> 03:32:00,066
好像是还完了

2960
03:32:00,066 --> 03:32:02,199
城下的伊藤的跟

2961
03:32:03,266 --> 03:32:08,099
嗯我看一下伊藤的然后城下的还有

2962
03:32:11,166 --> 03:32:14,466
想做樊老师的狗真好嘿嘿

2963
03:32:15,766 --> 03:32:18,199
我没事播那么迟干嘛呀

2964
03:32:18,200 --> 03:32:21,533
你就怨我吧你就怨我吧

2965
03:32:29,500 --> 03:32:32,533
都3点了怎么看着头疼

2966
03:32:39,166 --> 03:32:44,899
你说最近过的还算幸福美满

2967
03:32:47,266 --> 03:32:53,299
喝了几杯唱了几段你却哭了

2968
03:32:55,300 --> 03:32:57,800
想去安慰却不知

2969
03:32:57,800 --> 03:32:59,533
现在要下播了

2970
03:32:59,600 --> 03:33:01,500
现在就要下播了

2971
03:33:01,566 --> 03:33:04,166
把我偷来的衣服还回去

2972
03:33:06,133 --> 03:33:07,499
全部看雨刮器

2973
03:33:07,500 --> 03:33:08,866
现在就要下了

2974
03:33:08,866 --> 03:33:10,266
放完这首歌

2975
03:33:10,500 --> 03:33:14,166
戒了烟我不习惯

2976
03:33:14,266 --> 03:33:18,066
没有你我怎么办

2977
03:33:18,266 --> 03:33:22,066
3年零一个礼拜

2978
03:33:22,266 --> 03:33:26,099
才学会怎么忍耐

2979
03:33:26,533 --> 03:33:30,199
你给过我的伤害

2980
03:33:30,300 --> 03:33:34,100
是没有一句责怪

2981
03:33:34,266 --> 03:33:38,266
戒了烟染上悲伤

2982
03:33:38,266 --> 03:33:41,299
我也不想

2983
03:33:55,300 --> 03:33:56,333
燕子再见

2984
03:33:56,333 --> 03:33:58,533
我要去看女主播扭腰不带你

2985
03:33:58,533 --> 03:34:00,266
我也偷偷的去看

2986
03:34:02,366 --> 03:34:04,999
请问女主播不可以女主播

2987
03:34:05,266 --> 03:34:06,733
上了极端

2988
03:34:06,900 --> 03:34:09,000
你却哭了

2989
03:34:11,333 --> 03:34:13,333
想去安慰却

2990
03:34:15,166 --> 03:34:15,966
不

2991
03:34:16,400 --> 03:34:17,200
知道

2992
03:34:20,066 --> 03:34:21,399
明天可以吗

2993
03:34:21,400 --> 03:34:24,366
因为戒烟一般都是最后一首歌了

2994
03:34:24,366 --> 03:34:26,599
你早点抽的话我可以放完那个再放

2995
03:34:26,600 --> 03:34:29,733
戒烟这个是我们直播间的一地

2996
03:34:29,733 --> 03:34:31,533
放完了之后就可以下了

2997
03:34:33,166 --> 03:34:34,999
是一种魔法烟

2998
03:34:35,266 --> 03:34:42,066
到另一个礼拜才学会怎么忍耐

2999
03:34:43,100 --> 03:34:46,666
没了你我怎么活啊燕燕

3000
03:34:48,966 --> 03:34:50,766
今天挺久了

3001
03:34:52,466 --> 03:34:54,299
明天还来戒烟

3002
03:35:02,866 --> 03:35:03,966
就不来一个爹

3003
03:35:03,966 --> 03:35:06,866
还来爹不来爹了没有爹了

3004
03:35:10,133 --> 03:35:11,933
哦哦哦哦哦

3005
03:35:32,700 --> 03:35:34,400
今天太饱饱了

3006
03:35:40,533 --> 03:35:41,999
谢谢嗯

3007
03:35:42,166 --> 03:35:44,299
奶梨你带我走吧

3008
03:35:44,300 --> 03:35:47,133
这店长非常感谢阿里感动

3009
03:35:47,600 --> 03:35:48,733
我超低

3010
03:35:49,933 --> 03:35:53,099
主播的下播一次次都都

3011
03:35:54,066 --> 03:35:56,866
主播的下播歌都放一半了

3012
03:35:56,900 --> 03:35:59,333
你这样让主播很尴尬呀

3013
03:36:06,500 --> 03:36:10,133
我操林奶麒麟都是很好很好的人

3014
03:36:11,700 --> 03:36:13,933
一次是又下不了班了

3015
03:36:17,133 --> 03:36:19,866
今天放一半强制给暂停了

3016
03:36:20,266 --> 03:36:21,733
刚才刚才那个

3017
03:36:22,500 --> 03:36:26,866
陈老师想要想要放什么来着我看看

3018
03:36:27,400 --> 03:36:28,766
小王日记

3019
03:36:29,066 --> 03:36:30,899
枕头下的童话书

3020
03:36:31,600 --> 03:36:33,500
色色收藏着幸福

3021
03:36:34,166 --> 03:36:37,099
少年的我像倾诉时

3022
03:36:37,200 --> 03:36:38,500
雨刮器没了

3023
03:36:38,500 --> 03:36:40,133
是啊我睡觉去了

3024
03:36:40,133 --> 03:36:41,399
主播加油

3025
03:36:42,600 --> 03:36:44,000
谢谢你的见长发发

3026
03:36:44,000 --> 03:36:45,000
感谢支持

3027
03:36:45,000 --> 03:36:47,100
红豆你阿里来的

3028
03:36:48,300 --> 03:36:50,300
燕子的牌太少了

3029
03:36:50,366 --> 03:36:54,333
最神秘的我踮起脚尖寻找无辜

3030
03:36:54,533 --> 03:36:58,166
恍惚不定谁在哭

3031
03:36:59,366 --> 03:37:00,899
时光百事不爽

3032
03:37:00,966 --> 03:37:02,466
今天百事不爽

3033
03:37:03,533 --> 03:37:04,566
我可没有

3034
03:37:04,566 --> 03:37:05,766
你又回来了

3035
03:37:05,766 --> 03:37:07,999
哎呀看你带我牌子真开心

3036
03:37:08,200 --> 03:37:11,533
虽然我牌子不是紫色的但是也也不差

3037
03:37:11,533 --> 03:37:12,333
进来

3038
03:37:13,066 --> 03:37:14,999
也不差对吧那

3039
03:37:16,500 --> 03:37:18,400
主播下午加班无所谓

3040
03:37:18,400 --> 03:37:20,900
因为他晚上熬死没干

3041
03:37:20,966 --> 03:37:21,966
主播一天

3042
03:37:22,400 --> 03:37:26,100
每天醒了就是准备内容准备内容

3043
03:37:26,100 --> 03:37:29,266
准备一个小时找找状态下来就直播

3044
03:37:29,933 --> 03:37:31,899
直播4个小时

3045
03:37:31,966 --> 03:37:34,733
然后去做饭一天吃这一顿

3046
03:37:35,933 --> 03:37:37,333
饭都吃不上

3047
03:37:37,333 --> 03:37:39,899
谁打瞅一个人得心应手啊

3048
03:37:41,933 --> 03:37:44,099
被燕子耽误了

3049
03:37:44,300 --> 03:37:47,066
那就只能只能乖乖看我了

3050
03:37:47,066 --> 03:37:48,266
这不好吗

3051
03:37:53,500 --> 03:37:55,566
准备玩召唤神龙

3052
03:37:55,733 --> 03:37:56,899
波涛老师

3053
03:37:58,300 --> 03:38:01,000
你也要玩召唤神龙了呵呵

3054
03:38:01,666 --> 03:38:03,299
你是森林的小路

3055
03:38:04,100 --> 03:38:06,200
你这样我要讨厌你了

3056
03:38:06,700 --> 03:38:08,966
这来观众错了

3057
03:38:08,966 --> 03:38:10,699
我我我不召唤了

3058
03:38:10,700 --> 03:38:13,266
我手机没电了召唤不出来了

3059
03:38:13,533 --> 03:38:16,899
现在科技已经把我把我打垮了

3060
03:38:23,133 --> 03:38:26,266
你来了你怎么这么晚才来呀

3061
03:38:26,266 --> 03:38:28,099
3点了你来了

3062
03:38:28,100 --> 03:38:29,500
你不上课了吗

3063
03:38:29,500 --> 03:38:31,700
你放假了吗谁打你

3064
03:38:33,200 --> 03:38:34,766
你玩那个召唤神龙

3065
03:38:34,766 --> 03:38:35,799
了吗你

3066
03:38:36,000 --> 03:38:41,800
映出我带上华丽侧面转身躲进黑衣服

3067
03:38:42,066 --> 03:38:43,566
请和我起舞

3068
03:38:43,566 --> 03:38:45,199
趁着童话还

3069
03:38:45,366 --> 03:38:48,099
明天花半个钟头再召唤一次

3070
03:38:48,700 --> 03:38:51,900
让椰子尴尬我睡不着啊

3071
03:38:52,366 --> 03:38:57,333
你是那童话里的公主站在光明处

3072
03:38:57,333 --> 03:38:59,466
我戴上华丽假面

3073
03:38:59,466 --> 03:39:02,566
转身躲进黑礼服

3074
03:39:02,566 --> 03:39:04,499
请和我起舞趁着

3075
03:39:04,500 --> 03:39:06,966
好想被燕子这么问候呀

3076
03:39:06,966 --> 03:39:08,366
我也这么问候你呀

3077
03:39:08,366 --> 03:39:11,266
无敌重要人你来啦

3078
03:39:13,366 --> 03:39:16,099
我这么问候你的时候你都你都你都

3079
03:39:20,766 --> 03:39:21,933
气死我了

3080
03:39:32,300 --> 03:39:34,733
我真的没有这么问候过你们吗

3081
03:39:34,733 --> 03:39:38,399
我感觉我挺常常常问候你们这样子的

3082
03:39:40,166 --> 03:39:40,399
哎

3083
03:39:40,400 --> 03:39:43,100
我发现最近那个阿紫的欺骗看多了呀

3084
03:39:43,100 --> 03:39:43,900
我操

3085
03:39:44,300 --> 03:39:46,800
我有的时候说话也开始大舌头了

3086
03:39:47,400 --> 03:39:49,166
我好像被他传染了

3087
03:39:50,733 --> 03:39:51,599
咋回事呢

3088
03:39:51,600 --> 03:39:53,133
你又开始换牌子了

3089
03:39:53,133 --> 03:39:54,333
你就你就得

3090
03:39:56,266 --> 03:39:58,333
刚写自己拍的多是吧

3091
03:39:58,333 --> 03:39:59,899
我一点都没有羡慕

3092
03:40:01,066 --> 03:40:03,133
我三天一共睡了6个小时

3093
03:40:03,133 --> 03:40:04,733
你不行你吃点褪黑素吧

3094
03:40:04,733 --> 03:40:06,333
你这真不行坏女人

3095
03:40:06,466 --> 03:40:07,799
我不是坏女人

3096
03:40:07,900 --> 03:40:09,500
主播是不是人啊

3097
03:40:09,500 --> 03:40:11,866
主播是猫咪不是福利

3098
03:40:13,066 --> 03:40:14,766
梅花你喜欢这个呀

3099
03:40:15,100 --> 03:40:16,200
我也喜欢

3100
03:40:16,333 --> 03:40:18,166
就恶心主播是吧

3101
03:40:19,133 --> 03:40:20,999
等会等会给你办了

3102
03:40:21,200 --> 03:40:22,666
这下就看不到

3103
03:40:23,000 --> 03:40:24,200
假装看不到

3104
03:40:25,300 --> 03:40:26,566
我不打乱撸

3105
03:40:26,866 --> 03:40:28,866
我不会玩坏母猫

3106
03:40:31,066 --> 03:40:33,266
坏母报仇来了

3107
03:40:34,133 --> 03:40:37,399
什么喵喵虎我是已经也在国外了呀

3108
03:40:40,800 --> 03:40:43,266
好过分的坏母猫是吧

3109
03:40:58,400 --> 03:41:00,333
你这样说我会很伤心的

3110
03:41:00,333 --> 03:41:01,766
虽然我不是加拿大

3111
03:41:06,000 --> 03:41:07,700
主播也是烟台

3112
03:41:08,900 --> 03:41:10,366
这下烟台了

3113
03:41:12,800 --> 03:41:15,333
因为我的老师都是加拿大人

3114
03:41:18,766 --> 03:41:20,999
要不回来呀来点ICQ

3115
03:41:21,000 --> 03:41:22,600
你要来ICQ啊

3116
03:41:23,300 --> 03:41:24,200
又回来

3117
03:41:25,866 --> 03:41:27,499
又来25个人了

3118
03:41:27,500 --> 03:41:28,866
25怎么做呀

3119
03:41:28,866 --> 03:41:31,066
说起来是不是要那种那个

3120
03:41:39,600 --> 03:41:42,400
要器具的没有器具做不了啊

3121
03:41:42,400 --> 03:41:43,666
没有器具咋做

3122
03:41:43,666 --> 03:41:45,133
只能只能那个

3123
03:41:47,000 --> 03:41:49,700
又没有那个人头卖之类的

3124
03:41:52,100 --> 03:41:54,000
没道具啊家人们

3125
03:41:54,166 --> 03:41:56,199
这东西没道具没法做的

3126
03:41:56,966 --> 03:41:59,366
除非我现在拿点东西吃

3127
03:42:00,500 --> 03:42:02,800
hey can you hear me now

3128
03:42:40,400 --> 03:42:43,000
快点睡觉吧

3129
03:42:43,333 --> 03:42:45,933
没那个麦不是那个东西啊

3130
03:42:45,933 --> 03:42:47,999
因为我这麦是个麦

3131
03:42:48,266 --> 03:42:49,966
我这是个是个

3132
03:42:50,666 --> 03:42:52,599
是个圆中心的耳机麦

3133
03:42:52,600 --> 03:42:54,600
你让我弄出儿童麦这种效果

3134
03:42:54,600 --> 03:42:56,600
你是不是太难为我了

3135
03:42:57,366 --> 03:43:00,799
你好了好个锤子你好啊

3136
03:43:12,566 --> 03:43:14,366
直播间的

3137
03:43:15,500 --> 03:43:16,600
果男

3138
03:43:17,700 --> 03:43:18,733
快点

3139
03:43:19,900 --> 03:43:21,566
收收尾巴

3140
03:43:23,366 --> 03:43:25,133
就喜欢听

3141
03:43:25,966 --> 03:43:27,999
小声说话

3142
03:43:28,900 --> 03:43:30,300
是真的

3143
03:43:31,000 --> 03:43:32,666
恶心

3144
03:43:33,733 --> 03:43:36,499
报告黑他

3145
03:43:37,200 --> 03:43:38,066
我都想

3146
03:43:38,066 --> 03:43:39,133
i keep

3147
03:43:53,100 --> 03:43:56,666
臭姥爷不是不是太歪了滑了

3148
03:43:56,666 --> 03:43:59,066
呵呵呵呵

3149
03:44:01,300 --> 03:44:03,600
主播的攻击心

3150
03:44:04,466 --> 03:44:05,733
就是

3151
03:44:06,566 --> 03:44:08,166
浪漫了

3152
03:44:10,200 --> 03:44:14,700
官人知道你对我说

3153
03:44:23,000 --> 03:44:26,800
勇敢追自己的梦想

3154
03:44:26,800 --> 03:44:29,766
我真的小心喵

3155
03:44:32,300 --> 03:44:34,700
真下头啊真下头

3156
03:44:35,800 --> 03:44:37,500
汉建武啊

3157
03:44:39,100 --> 03:44:41,566
真下头这人真下头

3158
03:44:50,500 --> 03:44:52,333
哈哈哈哈

3159
03:44:52,333 --> 03:44:53,799
其实是我记不清

3160
03:44:53,800 --> 03:44:55,666
那个毒液跟我节奏

3161
03:44:55,666 --> 03:44:57,499
是那个什么什么结婚

3162
03:44:57,566 --> 03:44:59,766
什么什么什么的那个

3163
03:45:00,800 --> 03:45:02,933
嗯无背的他妈西哦

3164
03:45:08,066 --> 03:45:12,333
其实这个小声说话我以前

3165
03:45:12,533 --> 03:45:16,766
上课跟前后朋友说悄悄话的时候

3166
03:45:17,200 --> 03:45:19,733
经常会用到

3167
03:45:20,600 --> 03:45:24,766
但是呢经常被老师发现

3168
03:45:24,933 --> 03:45:28,466
所以说我一般都嗯

3169
03:45:29,500 --> 03:45:31,966
后面就写纸条了

3170
03:45:32,200 --> 03:45:36,000
我发现小松鼠还是不行的

3171
03:45:36,400 --> 03:45:38,533
还是会被发现

3172
03:45:40,500 --> 03:45:44,500
但是真的有人能听这首

3173
03:45:45,000 --> 03:45:47,933
说话的声音睡着吗

3174
03:45:48,766 --> 03:45:54,133
我觉得听这个声音越说越清醒啊

3175
03:45:54,800 --> 03:45:57,800
一点都不像是那种

3176
03:45:58,066 --> 03:46:01,066
可以让人睡觉的声音

3177
03:46:02,333 --> 03:46:07,066
你们为什么会喜欢听这种东西啊

3178
03:46:07,366 --> 03:46:09,199
真的很奇怪

3179
03:46:10,200 --> 03:46:13,333
眼睛要要该吃的白

3180
03:46:13,366 --> 03:46:19,099
太多了我们直播间没有干吃的

3181
03:46:20,700 --> 03:46:22,533
我记得那些

3182
03:46:23,800 --> 03:46:27,000
放松电台的女主播一般都

3183
03:46:27,466 --> 03:46:29,699
左边右边说话

3184
03:46:29,766 --> 03:46:32,733
然后跟你说哥哥

3185
03:46:33,000 --> 03:46:34,733
打点笔吧

3186
03:46:34,766 --> 03:46:39,799
哥哥没有钱了送点礼物吧

3187
03:46:39,933 --> 03:46:46,466
你吧上前场解锁群内的福利赌吧

3188
03:46:47,600 --> 03:46:51,766
永久更新什么什么乱七八糟的哈

3189
03:46:52,266 --> 03:46:53,466
哈哈

3190
03:46:59,600 --> 03:47:01,066
哈哈哈

3191
03:47:02,300 --> 03:47:04,600
对就这些东西

3192
03:47:05,166 --> 03:47:06,899
特别搞笑

3193
03:47:09,133 --> 03:47:11,699
快说说喂吧你

3194
03:47:12,733 --> 03:47:17,533
爷爷你是不是在放松电台做兼职啊

3195
03:47:19,866 --> 03:47:24,333
真不行主播设备也不行啥都不行

3196
03:47:25,400 --> 03:47:27,866
你们家就好这口啊

3197
03:47:27,866 --> 03:47:29,866
主播技术也不行

3198
03:47:31,700 --> 03:47:36,566
那没办法说悄悄话的话就什么都能说

3199
03:47:36,866 --> 03:47:39,133
你刚下班啊瞎子

3200
03:47:39,533 --> 03:47:41,066
这么辛苦的

3201
03:48:00,566 --> 03:48:03,699
米亚老师的教师傅

3202
03:48:19,900 --> 03:48:22,466
啊p完悄悄话可以

3203
03:48:23,100 --> 03:48:27,500
an r p跟老师的小蜜蜂可以一起吗

3204
03:48:47,966 --> 03:48:50,533
对不起对不起菠萝老师

3205
03:48:50,800 --> 03:48:53,466
我是在那个cosplay那个

3206
03:48:57,333 --> 03:48:59,366
这什么声音啊我唱的

3207
03:49:01,533 --> 03:49:03,166
这就是小蜜蜂的

3208
03:49:06,966 --> 03:49:09,999
主播来个谜语情话吧

3209
03:49:10,000 --> 03:49:12,900
行动只对你对比

3210
03:49:13,200 --> 03:49:14,600
对你对比

3211
03:49:14,966 --> 03:49:19,066
我的直播在别人那就叫做手笔

3212
03:49:19,466 --> 03:49:21,266
手笔大大笔

3213
03:49:22,300 --> 03:49:24,300
你赶紧加上几个

3214
03:49:24,300 --> 03:49:27,100
免得你说我不够纯洁

3215
03:49:35,266 --> 03:49:36,199
明月老师

3216
03:49:36,200 --> 03:49:38,500
可以给我讲讲处理小科学

3217
03:49:38,500 --> 03:49:41,533
第三单元的人体结构吗不行

3218
03:49:45,100 --> 03:49:46,533
我我是还在播呀

3219
03:49:46,533 --> 03:49:48,466
我有新店长就加班了

3220
03:49:48,466 --> 03:49:50,099
什么时候能开雨刮器

3221
03:49:50,100 --> 03:49:51,566
还有11分钟

3222
03:49:52,100 --> 03:49:53,333
真没人爱听

3223
03:49:53,333 --> 03:49:55,533
那个你能不能模仿一下变形金

3224
03:49:55,566 --> 03:49:56,733
刚里面那个声波

3225
03:49:56,733 --> 03:49:58,199
说话咋说呀

3226
03:49:58,200 --> 03:50:00,266
有没有视频参考一下

3227
03:50:00,333 --> 03:50:02,499
我不知道他应该咋说话

3228
03:50:05,566 --> 03:50:06,533
咋说呀

3229
03:50:10,133 --> 03:50:11,266
声波国沛

3230
03:50:11,566 --> 03:50:13,799
我不知道他是什么声音

3231
03:50:14,366 --> 03:50:16,066
酷酷酷Kiki

3232
03:50:16,333 --> 03:50:17,333
这什么声音

3233
03:50:22,366 --> 03:50:25,066
主播加班时间能精确到秒吗

3234
03:50:25,066 --> 03:50:25,966
还有

3235
03:50:26,733 --> 03:50:29,066
十分钟零三十秒

3236
03:50:32,566 --> 03:50:33,566
第三个

3237
03:50:36,800 --> 03:50:37,266
声

3238
03:50:37,266 --> 03:50:38,099
波

3239
03:50:39,266 --> 03:50:40,066
我

3240
03:50:40,900 --> 03:50:41,700
呸

3241
03:50:44,300 --> 03:50:46,600
纯露哎嘿嘿太阳真下头

3242
03:50:48,200 --> 03:50:50,500
变形金刚快速变形状

3243
03:50:50,500 --> 03:50:52,466
什么叫快速变形状

3244
03:50:52,966 --> 03:50:56,499
声波说话合集第一题国配版

3245
03:50:57,566 --> 03:50:58,566
这什么

3246
03:51:14,566 --> 03:51:15,899
transformers

3247
03:51:16,533 --> 03:51:20,166
born against the eye of transformers

3248
03:51:23,900 --> 03:51:26,966
雷神密探请隐蔽飞行

3249
03:51:27,333 --> 03:51:29,699
飞行目标填好

3250
03:51:30,466 --> 03:51:34,299
探听内容行动计划雷神

3251
03:51:34,300 --> 03:51:35,500
这什么

3252
03:51:36,466 --> 03:51:38,066
这什么呀

3253
03:51:39,133 --> 03:51:42,133
嗯耶耶耶耶耶耶

3254
03:51:42,133 --> 03:51:43,333
在哪里

3255
03:51:43,333 --> 03:51:44,699
我的耶耶耶

3256
03:51:45,333 --> 03:51:47,566
那个台词都啥呀

3257
03:51:48,700 --> 03:51:51,000
呃呃我不好说

3258
03:51:58,966 --> 03:52:01,499
我说话没有一个字着调

3259
03:52:02,800 --> 03:52:06,100
对方发现我们俩

3260
03:52:08,600 --> 03:52:09,900
困了睡了晚安

3261
03:52:09,900 --> 03:52:11,400
紫霞熬夜失眠

3262
03:52:13,066 --> 03:52:14,333
晚安晚安

3263
03:52:14,966 --> 03:52:16,666
这模仿不来啊

3264
03:52:16,733 --> 03:52:18,499
这有人都模仿着了

3265
03:52:18,500 --> 03:52:19,733
别逗我笑

3266
03:52:22,366 --> 03:52:24,166
哎今天播太久了

3267
03:52:24,366 --> 03:52:27,199
你试试明天早上没活了

3268
03:52:27,200 --> 03:52:29,300
家人们腌的玩偶呢

3269
03:52:29,600 --> 03:52:30,766
什么玩偶

3270
03:52:31,400 --> 03:52:32,666
猫猫玩偶吗

3271
03:52:32,666 --> 03:52:33,699
等生抱着吗

3272
03:52:33,700 --> 03:52:35,266
你要不要等生抱着呢

3273
03:52:35,333 --> 03:52:37,366
你把地址给我我给你寄过去

3274
03:52:42,200 --> 03:52:44,366
上辈子啥店长福利也没拿着的

3275
03:52:44,366 --> 03:52:45,566
泡泡茶壶

3276
03:52:47,300 --> 03:52:49,366
晚上好晚上好

3277
03:52:53,733 --> 03:52:54,999
什么就不说

3278
03:52:55,000 --> 03:52:56,066
米呀晚安

3279
03:52:56,066 --> 03:52:56,999
要说米呀

3280
03:52:57,000 --> 03:52:58,300
我爱你米呀

3281
03:52:58,300 --> 03:53:01,200
默默能不能别别这么嗯

3282
03:53:05,366 --> 03:53:06,866
明早上不播吗

3283
03:53:06,866 --> 03:53:09,133
收到不要偷偷开播

3284
03:53:09,133 --> 03:53:09,933
你

3285
03:53:10,733 --> 03:53:11,999
那那

3286
03:53:12,166 --> 03:53:14,499
嗯嗯

3287
03:53:31,500 --> 03:53:33,133
我不知道

3288
03:53:33,600 --> 03:53:35,266
我不知道

3289
03:53:35,866 --> 03:53:39,099
准备上辈子欠你的债是

3290
03:53:39,900 --> 03:53:40,700
主播

3291
03:53:41,066 --> 03:53:42,799
主播挠死

3292
03:53:50,533 --> 03:53:52,366
播吗不知道

3293
03:53:53,566 --> 03:53:55,299
应该大概是

3294
03:53:55,300 --> 03:53:59,000
可能也是呃不出意外的话

3295
03:53:59,266 --> 03:54:03,499
呃有80%的可能性应该是不播吧

3296
03:54:11,400 --> 03:54:15,000
啊对我的那个小王日记还没有放呢

3297
03:54:20,900 --> 03:54:21,933
中断运行

3298
03:54:21,933 --> 03:54:24,333
我不可以中断运行哎

3299
03:54:24,333 --> 03:54:26,099
这个二楼会发生什么呀

3300
03:54:26,100 --> 03:54:28,266
直播会直接断掉吗

3301
03:54:28,533 --> 03:54:30,733
我忽然忘了我刚才

3302
03:54:31,200 --> 03:54:33,733
想做才老师的狗了点的小王日记

3303
03:54:33,733 --> 03:54:35,066
我还没有放呢

3304
03:54:36,300 --> 03:54:39,400
可是为什么声音这么小啊听不到哎

3305
03:54:46,700 --> 03:54:49,566
这个是中断快捷键

3306
03:54:49,600 --> 03:54:50,566
这样子哦

3307
03:54:51,000 --> 03:54:52,966
我抄了夹心糖

3308
03:54:53,200 --> 03:54:54,533
什么夹心糖啊

3309
03:54:55,200 --> 03:54:57,533
很正常呀夹心糖怎么了

3310
03:54:57,533 --> 03:54:59,566
我们大伙都是夹心糖

3311
03:55:00,166 --> 03:55:02,266
直播间有好多

3312
03:55:03,300 --> 03:55:08,500
一个魂我们是黑色你们是一个魂

3313
03:55:08,500 --> 03:55:11,700
哎呀不对我我是米呀米呀

3314
03:55:11,700 --> 03:55:13,566
你们是音天然

3315
03:55:16,333 --> 03:55:17,599
哎呀搞错了

3316
03:55:17,600 --> 03:55:21,533
把人家把人家那个台词给抄过来了

3317
03:55:21,533 --> 03:55:22,666
对不起

3318
03:55:27,400 --> 03:55:29,566
我抄错了抄错了对不起

3319
03:55:29,566 --> 03:55:32,566
这个抄抄卷子把名字也抄过来了

3320
03:55:32,566 --> 03:55:33,566
对不起

3321
03:55:39,133 --> 03:55:43,399
我们是这个同心

3322
03:55:44,733 --> 03:55:45,599
呃

3323
03:55:48,166 --> 03:55:50,899
连拍子都灰了黑呀

3324
03:55:59,900 --> 03:56:02,200
这首歌的前奏

3325
03:56:03,600 --> 03:56:04,800
好长

3326
03:56:06,666 --> 03:56:10,333
主人什么时候给你换新的相亲

3327
03:56:13,866 --> 03:56:16,499
我把主播急眼倒了你收收费吧

3328
03:56:16,500 --> 03:56:17,800
你熏倒我了

3329
03:56:18,400 --> 03:56:20,300
差不多正常天了

3330
03:56:21,566 --> 03:56:22,366
嗨人

3331
03:56:26,600 --> 03:56:29,900
咪呀咪呀你是不是在外面坚持

3332
03:56:40,200 --> 03:56:43,166
燕子不会听恶人炎人的

3333
03:56:43,166 --> 03:56:44,499
燕子喜欢人

3334
03:56:44,500 --> 03:56:45,300
猿人

3335
03:56:45,866 --> 03:56:47,466
放完这首歌就下播了

3336
03:56:47,466 --> 03:56:49,499
今天的戒烟已经放完了

3337
03:56:49,500 --> 03:56:51,366
不能总是戒烟吧

3338
03:56:51,566 --> 03:56:53,399
还要再听一遍吗

3339
03:57:04,100 --> 03:57:06,266
下次出门可以牵着你吗

3340
03:57:06,266 --> 03:57:07,666
耶耶人代替

3341
03:57:10,100 --> 03:57:11,466
这烟台放了一半

3342
03:57:11,466 --> 03:57:12,799
哦对哦放了一半

3343
03:57:12,800 --> 03:57:16,100
哦那就那就可以那那那放完吧

3344
03:57:16,100 --> 03:57:17,133
那放完

3345
03:57:19,300 --> 03:57:23,500
吟唱唱到一半意思是就直接给打断了

3346
03:57:25,200 --> 03:57:26,366
不能认可

3347
03:57:28,066 --> 03:57:29,199
晚上下个版本

3348
03:57:29,200 --> 03:57:30,500
直播机更新之后

3349
03:57:30,500 --> 03:57:33,000
我就可以用我自己的那个

3350
03:57:33,200 --> 03:57:34,100
表情包了

3351
03:57:34,100 --> 03:57:36,066
而且我可以用总督的

3352
03:57:36,566 --> 03:57:39,266
嘿嘿想不到吧

3353
03:57:39,666 --> 03:57:41,333
太多情

3354
03:57:42,333 --> 03:57:43,399
让我

3355
03:57:43,500 --> 03:57:46,000
看到烟烟就开始流汗了

3356
03:57:46,666 --> 03:57:48,266
没有啦哎呀

3357
03:57:48,266 --> 03:57:51,533
是因为直播间的大伙实在是太奸了

3358
03:57:51,533 --> 03:57:53,199
我有点受不了了

3359
03:57:59,766 --> 03:58:03,766
所有的小脾气

3360
03:58:04,500 --> 03:58:07,900
无论快乐或伤心

3361
03:58:08,700 --> 03:58:11,266
虽然到现在

3362
03:58:11,466 --> 03:58:13,999
还孑然一身

3363
03:58:14,366 --> 03:58:17,599
你会陪我默默忧愁到

3364
03:58:17,800 --> 03:58:21,333
我忽然发现这首歌有40多分钟

3365
03:58:21,333 --> 03:58:23,799
我说放完这首歌就下播了

3366
03:58:25,300 --> 03:58:27,533
这首歌有40多分钟

3367
03:58:28,600 --> 03:58:29,900
哎哎

3368
03:58:49,100 --> 03:58:50,466
不行不行

3369
03:58:50,700 --> 03:58:54,100
我们我们把那个小王放完吧

3370
03:58:54,100 --> 03:58:56,966
小王到6分28秒就结束了

3371
03:58:56,966 --> 03:58:58,699
现在是小王日记了

3372
03:58:58,700 --> 03:59:01,133
到6分28秒就结束了

3373
03:59:04,766 --> 03:59:07,299
这歌我放了4分钟我发现不对

3374
03:59:07,566 --> 03:59:10,666
怎么刚放了1/10呀我操

3375
03:59:12,400 --> 03:59:15,866
谢谢泡泡茶壶的不是特别能念的IC啊

3376
03:59:15,866 --> 03:59:17,599
想做夜夜的狗

3377
03:59:17,600 --> 03:59:19,566
你可以当我的电子朋友

3378
03:59:19,566 --> 03:59:21,466
你不能当我的电子狗啊

3379
03:59:21,600 --> 03:59:25,200
主播在直播间费尽心力的贯彻每个人

3380
03:59:25,333 --> 03:59:27,133
都是人类物种

3381
03:59:27,133 --> 03:59:29,066
每个人都是人人平等

3382
03:59:29,066 --> 03:59:32,199
每个人都不是彼此的电子宠物的原则

3383
03:59:32,800 --> 03:59:35,733
不能因为你的IC轻易的被打破

3384
03:59:35,733 --> 03:59:37,266
因为你要的心

3385
03:59:39,800 --> 03:59:42,200
你是不是从经理人那边过来的呀

3386
03:59:42,200 --> 03:59:43,400
啊手机啊

3387
03:59:43,400 --> 03:59:44,700
咱俩商量一下子呗

3388
03:59:44,700 --> 03:59:47,800
别把靖宇要那一套整到咱直播间来

3389
03:59:49,100 --> 03:59:53,133
主播主播天真单纯咋就成女妖了呢

3390
03:59:53,733 --> 03:59:55,699
主播不是你的电子主人呐

3391
03:59:59,066 --> 04:00:00,333
差不多得

3392
04:00:00,400 --> 04:00:01,200
了

3393
04:00:01,333 --> 04:00:02,466
女人

3394
04:00:03,200 --> 04:00:05,566
其实我知道

3395
04:00:06,066 --> 04:00:09,799
于你而言我只这歌也太久了

3396
04:00:09,800 --> 04:00:11,866
我是马尾这边来

3397
04:00:17,166 --> 04:00:19,166
一言不合架了一顿是吧

3398
04:00:19,166 --> 04:00:21,733
想当烟人骗子

3399
04:00:22,500 --> 04:00:23,300
操

3400
04:00:23,300 --> 04:00:26,300
哎呀快点能念了吧我真真

3401
04:00:26,666 --> 04:00:29,799
这播到越越播到后半夜越下头啊

3402
04:00:29,800 --> 04:00:30,766
我只能说

3403
04:00:31,366 --> 04:00:34,366
因为有点想下头了你试试

3404
04:00:35,366 --> 04:00:36,299
上上麦吧

3405
04:00:36,300 --> 04:00:39,133
香草香草快帮我一换一香草

3406
04:00:42,566 --> 04:00:43,899
快点能回的吧

3407
04:00:43,900 --> 04:00:46,566
这弹幕满堂都是人

3408
04:00:46,566 --> 04:00:47,399
但主播

3409
04:00:47,600 --> 04:00:51,200
处在其中却感到了不能回的孤独啊

3410
04:00:51,200 --> 04:00:52,966
不知道该怎么恢复

3411
04:00:53,966 --> 04:00:54,766
你也是

3412
04:00:54,766 --> 04:00:57,499
你还说别人发点能回你也发点能回的

3413
04:00:57,500 --> 04:00:58,300
泡泡

3414
04:00:59,266 --> 04:01:01,199
你的城府有多深

3415
04:01:02,366 --> 04:01:04,899
这个太猛了换不了

3416
04:01:05,900 --> 04:01:09,966
坏了坏了我们的防御已经被击破了

3417
04:01:14,966 --> 04:01:16,733
香香人代超

3418
04:01:20,133 --> 04:01:22,366
快点能念的了这尤为奥特曼

3419
04:01:22,366 --> 04:01:23,599
我求求你了

3420
04:01:24,100 --> 04:01:25,066
我这边不兴

3421
04:01:25,066 --> 04:01:26,266
咱有份的

3422
04:01:26,666 --> 04:01:29,266
又落一地花

3423
04:01:34,200 --> 04:01:35,966
支持支持支持

3424
04:01:35,966 --> 04:01:37,766
弹幕一换一啊

3425
04:01:38,066 --> 04:01:40,666
你也不可以叫我主播

3426
04:01:40,666 --> 04:01:42,466
明天能玩合成大西瓜吗

3427
04:01:42,466 --> 04:01:43,333
合成大西瓜

3428
04:01:43,333 --> 04:01:45,999
后台没点东西还真不是很认可

3429
04:01:49,400 --> 04:01:51,500
我有两个吸管不下播

3430
04:01:51,500 --> 04:01:54,066
那拉倒吧那得播一天吧

3431
04:01:54,500 --> 04:01:56,733
我们都忘了说

3432
04:02:07,000 --> 04:02:09,400
你差不多得了泡泡茶壶

3433
04:02:09,800 --> 04:02:10,600
破

3434
04:02:13,700 --> 04:02:16,133
好像有那个那个小命

3435
04:02:17,266 --> 04:02:19,799
接下来去剪个界面吧

3436
04:02:19,933 --> 04:02:20,733
那个

3437
04:02:21,333 --> 04:02:25,299
燕丞相朝堂怒斥众志烟

3438
04:02:26,200 --> 04:02:27,866
就这么写标题

3439
04:02:34,100 --> 04:02:34,766
听见没有

3440
04:02:34,766 --> 04:02:36,666
你差不多得了泡泡茶

3441
04:02:36,766 --> 04:02:38,066
消消费吧

3442
04:02:38,400 --> 04:02:40,400
你是艳艳的女友粉

3443
04:02:40,600 --> 04:02:42,466
嗯如果你的这个

3444
04:02:44,300 --> 04:02:47,166
皮下性别是女生的话我可以考虑一下

3445
04:02:48,000 --> 04:02:49,666
但也只是能考虑一下

3446
04:02:49,666 --> 04:02:52,866
哎呀我的心里始终都是乐乐的

3447
04:02:53,766 --> 04:02:56,199
没有了乐乐吃不香睡不着觉

3448
04:02:56,200 --> 04:02:59,766
哎怀念我跟乐乐吃的烤肉面

3449
04:03:00,400 --> 04:03:02,533
好想有那个大病泡泡

3450
04:03:06,666 --> 04:03:07,466
哎

3451
04:03:07,566 --> 04:03:08,366
嗨呀

3452
04:03:08,933 --> 04:03:10,533
差不多得了

3453
04:03:11,966 --> 04:03:12,799
欢迎天

3454
04:03:18,733 --> 04:03:21,399
这就嘎了别嘎呀别嘎呀

3455
04:03:21,400 --> 04:03:23,700
为了主播不是你骂他谁呀

3456
04:03:23,700 --> 04:03:25,300
乐乐是贝拉的

3457
04:03:26,166 --> 04:03:28,499
留一道坎坷

3458
04:03:29,466 --> 04:03:32,299
不行我支持那个那个

3459
04:03:34,700 --> 04:03:36,100
我支持奶贝啊

3460
04:03:36,100 --> 04:03:38,466
乐乐跟我跟我加碗饭

3461
04:03:38,466 --> 04:03:40,299
奶贝乐乐跟我整整

3462
04:03:40,300 --> 04:03:41,300
好好好吧

3463
04:03:42,066 --> 04:03:43,499
天晚饭不灭

3464
04:03:43,666 --> 04:03:45,933
打错了贝贝家不灭

3465
04:03:47,566 --> 04:03:49,266
本来觉得弹幕很逆天

3466
04:03:49,266 --> 04:03:50,699
现在觉得跟主播半斤八两

3467
04:03:50,700 --> 04:03:51,800
欢迎复合型背景星

3468
04:03:51,800 --> 04:03:53,266
这么晚还没睡觉的

3469
04:03:53,800 --> 04:03:55,500
涛哥今晚充了

3470
04:03:56,466 --> 04:03:58,766
来啊在这里不充不充

3471
04:04:01,500 --> 04:04:04,333
燕子一次自我意识过剩救命

3472
04:04:04,333 --> 04:04:05,499
你是哪一家

3473
04:04:06,066 --> 04:04:07,766
你比谁家家还要冷了

3474
04:04:07,766 --> 04:04:10,299
你是我见过的第一个喝奶架的人

3475
04:04:11,300 --> 04:04:13,866
真不是大火锅里嗯

3476
04:04:15,366 --> 04:04:18,099
咪咪不知道现在多少通宵啊

3477
04:04:18,100 --> 04:04:19,366
又是在我

3478
04:04:23,100 --> 04:04:23,966
复合型背景

3479
04:04:23,966 --> 04:04:25,566
行给你麦克

3480
04:04:26,300 --> 04:04:27,566
你上来说话

3481
04:04:27,566 --> 04:04:29,466
你觉得奶贝好吃还是

3482
04:04:29,466 --> 04:04:30,866
贝贝家好吃

3483
04:04:32,733 --> 04:04:34,533
邻家女孩没前途

3484
04:04:36,366 --> 04:04:37,966
确实没前途

3485
04:04:39,666 --> 04:04:41,799
主要是加晚饭太真了

3486
04:04:41,800 --> 04:04:46,066
就是加晚饭然后如果再加上一个那个

3487
04:04:47,166 --> 04:04:49,333
嗯奶味的天柱

3488
04:04:49,366 --> 04:04:53,333
就差不多能赶上我和家乐的天柱了

3489
04:04:54,000 --> 04:04:56,266
小镇的深处

3490
04:04:56,366 --> 04:04:58,933
一条长长的街巷

3491
04:04:58,933 --> 04:05:00,933
燕子如何评价网友强行

3492
04:05:00,933 --> 04:05:02,699
喊别人小姐姐的行为

3493
04:05:02,700 --> 04:05:05,733
不知道这个事情是什么全貌呀

3494
04:05:07,300 --> 04:05:09,266
不知道什么全貌不太清楚

3495
04:05:09,266 --> 04:05:10,999
感觉不如我和垃圾

3496
04:05:17,866 --> 04:05:19,733
感觉不如我给你加个

3497
04:05:21,200 --> 04:05:22,366
好了戒烟

3498
04:05:23,133 --> 04:05:25,733
放了十多分钟这个小王日记了

3499
04:05:25,933 --> 04:05:27,266
他怎么这么长啊

3500
04:05:27,266 --> 04:05:29,066
谢谢跟我K2的小花花

3501
04:05:29,100 --> 04:05:30,266
感谢阿力改造

3502
04:05:30,766 --> 04:05:33,166
主播想桃子吃了公的一个大木

3503
04:05:33,300 --> 04:05:34,900
这个不认识我多大

3504
04:05:38,266 --> 04:05:41,599
才8点又才8点又8点都

3505
04:05:41,600 --> 04:05:43,166
你们都快半夜4点了

3506
04:05:43,166 --> 04:05:46,366
元神提瓦特大陆的一天都要开始了

3507
04:05:46,600 --> 04:05:48,066
你们都不玩元的吗

3508
04:05:48,066 --> 04:05:50,266
快去刷元神日常吧大货

3509
04:05:59,900 --> 04:06:02,866
吃晚餐是4点还是5点来着才6点

3510
04:06:04,533 --> 04:06:06,599
4点我就已经8点了

3511
04:06:08,266 --> 04:06:11,133
我皮真的是哦呦真的是

3512
04:06:13,966 --> 04:06:15,499
不黄多呀

3513
04:06:15,500 --> 04:06:16,566
啊对不起

3514
04:06:17,466 --> 04:06:18,733
倒起来喽

3515
04:06:24,966 --> 04:06:27,766
主播的文化造纸真有点恶恶

3516
04:06:28,200 --> 04:06:30,500
原来我只是个这个

3517
04:06:33,300 --> 04:06:35,466
吃个粥有令人感叹

3518
04:06:38,800 --> 04:06:41,133
别发了灵魂收割者

3519
04:06:41,133 --> 04:06:44,333
秀姐天天天天直播间装迷你

3520
04:06:44,333 --> 04:06:47,399
人就一套话来回打点

3521
04:06:47,733 --> 04:06:53,066
这个是否米线来回来回发然后就行了

3522
04:06:54,066 --> 04:06:56,333
弹幕的抽象都回来了真

3523
04:06:56,366 --> 04:06:59,699
你这真挺没意思的咱整点好活行不行

3524
04:06:59,700 --> 04:07:01,500
别老整那乱活

3525
04:07:02,400 --> 04:07:04,300
我换塔日常还没打呢

3526
04:07:04,300 --> 04:07:07,300
下播了谁陪我今天换塔的体力

3527
04:07:07,733 --> 04:07:10,133
开玩笑的开玩笑好久没玩了

3528
04:07:10,133 --> 04:07:15,999
一个礼拜才学会怎么忍耐

3529
04:07:16,266 --> 04:07:19,299
以前也不玩了现在我是防沉迷小学生

3530
04:07:19,300 --> 04:07:20,166
真的假的

3531
04:07:23,400 --> 04:07:25,366
懒到极致就是好

3532
04:07:37,566 --> 04:07:39,399
能不能领先版本啊

3533
04:07:39,400 --> 04:07:41,766
不要走在这个更比失恋的最尾

3534
04:07:41,766 --> 04:07:44,899
端全网都开始点开始米线了

3535
04:07:44,900 --> 04:07:46,500
然后你也开始了

3536
04:07:48,566 --> 04:07:50,666
最喜欢能赚米的主播

3537
04:07:51,900 --> 04:07:52,800
你还真是

3538
04:07:52,800 --> 04:07:54,500
作为作为观众的话

3539
04:07:54,500 --> 04:07:56,866
要是看能看米的主播的话

3540
04:07:57,300 --> 04:07:58,800
其实还挺幸福的

3541
04:07:58,800 --> 04:07:59,600
因为

3542
04:07:59,800 --> 04:08:03,000
有米赚的主播活动的时间一般都会挺

3543
04:08:03,000 --> 04:08:05,000
久的没米赚的主播

3544
04:08:05,000 --> 04:08:07,400
可能哪天就担心他毕业了

3545
04:08:07,966 --> 04:08:09,999
越是大有大米吃的主播

3546
04:08:10,000 --> 04:08:11,566
活动的时间就越久

3547
04:08:12,700 --> 04:08:14,066
我正常好活

3548
04:08:14,066 --> 04:08:16,266
你还有晚间写40分钟

3549
04:08:16,600 --> 04:08:18,400
好歹没放背呗

3550
04:08:22,700 --> 04:08:25,866
我半年期开始造直升机

3551
04:08:25,866 --> 04:08:27,199
我草买主播

3552
04:08:27,200 --> 04:08:29,333
半年前还没有这梗啊

3553
04:08:29,466 --> 04:08:31,399
你搁这失控警察呢

3554
04:08:32,366 --> 04:08:34,699
半年前还没有这么个说法呢

3555
04:08:34,700 --> 04:08:36,133
你别以为我不知道

3556
04:08:39,666 --> 04:08:40,733
你可真潮啊

3557
04:08:40,733 --> 04:08:42,999
你真像一个网络上弄潮儿

3558
04:08:47,966 --> 04:08:48,666
哭啥呀

3559
04:08:48,666 --> 04:08:51,933
主播经常都在哭你们也听不出来

3560
04:08:52,133 --> 04:08:54,766
主播直播最少都哭了两次

3561
04:08:54,766 --> 04:08:56,133
你们都不知道

3562
04:08:57,666 --> 04:08:59,266
NBA一把开始了

3563
04:08:59,266 --> 04:09:00,499
真的假的

3564
04:09:00,866 --> 04:09:02,266
这么寒人

3565
04:09:03,466 --> 04:09:04,399
快要下了

3566
04:09:04,400 --> 04:09:06,600
马上就下了放完就下了

3567
04:09:07,333 --> 04:09:11,133
你真吵不回信不信你是网络上弄潮了

3568
04:09:11,766 --> 04:09:14,333
这都这都4点了还不下播

3569
04:09:14,400 --> 04:09:16,766
播4个点了还要咋的呀

3570
04:09:21,166 --> 04:09:22,599
知道一次你

3571
04:09:31,800 --> 04:09:32,933
最高的了

3572
04:09:32,933 --> 04:09:36,166
只引领网络上的这个弄潮儿啊

3573
04:09:38,300 --> 04:09:39,266
嗯吧是这

3574
04:09:39,266 --> 04:09:41,999
你要把全是算上我那直播里哭的次数

3575
04:09:42,000 --> 04:09:42,933
那可老多了

3576
04:09:42,933 --> 04:09:44,099
五六次了

3577
04:09:44,600 --> 04:09:47,800
没有一次直播哭收大米的

3578
04:09:47,800 --> 04:09:50,866
我也不想靠这个那个啥

3579
04:09:51,966 --> 04:09:53,266
老哭真不好

3580
04:09:53,266 --> 04:09:55,899
老哭把自己搞的可低气压了

3581
04:09:55,900 --> 04:09:58,400
弹幕环境也可低气压了

3582
04:10:00,133 --> 04:10:01,666
没啥意思

3583
04:10:03,133 --> 04:10:03,966
啥呀

3584
04:10:04,600 --> 04:10:05,766
又在喊爹

3585
04:10:05,766 --> 04:10:06,966
喊啥爹呀

3586
04:10:06,966 --> 04:10:10,133
要下播了家人们真下了真下了

3587
04:10:11,666 --> 04:10:14,099
给自己弄点弄点东西吃

3588
04:10:14,100 --> 04:10:17,100
我我谁也没暗示是我自己的想法

3589
04:10:17,100 --> 04:10:19,766
因为一哭可低气压了

3590
04:10:20,700 --> 04:10:25,333
一低气压没法好好直播不如不如那个

3591
04:10:25,966 --> 04:10:29,099
不如笑真不如笑哭真不如笑

3592
04:10:30,133 --> 04:10:31,333
你要上传

3593
04:10:32,333 --> 04:10:33,899
你要上传是吧

3594
04:10:38,100 --> 04:10:39,966
会哭的孩子有米吃

3595
04:10:39,966 --> 04:10:41,133
有倒是有

3596
04:10:43,666 --> 04:10:47,666
但是不哭也能也能也能赚到钱

3597
04:10:47,866 --> 04:10:49,733
所以还是不哭比较好

3598
04:10:51,600 --> 04:10:53,333
我鞋我鞋咋没

3599
04:10:53,700 --> 04:10:56,100
我鞋咋没穿我鞋穿上

3600
04:10:57,100 --> 04:10:57,600
晚安

3601
04:10:57,600 --> 04:10:58,866
大家呃

3602
04:10:59,066 --> 04:11:01,099
早安啦拜拜

3603
04:11:01,866 --> 04:11:11,733
tell the clue if i took some money daddy do

3604
04:11:13,266 --> 04:11:29,166
i'm a anytime anywhere

3605
04:11:34,533 --> 04:11:36,299
hold up hold up

3606
04:11:37,000 --> 04:11:38,600
i've been across now you are

3607
04:11:53,800 --> 04:11:57,866
how you are cry girl i need that baby dying

3608
04:11:58,266 --> 04:12:00,299
miss genius大可爱你哪里大

3609
04:12:00,300 --> 04:12:02,333
一猫是可爱变渣子

3610
04:12:02,566 --> 04:12:13,599
daddy daddy mon

3611
04:12:20,133 --> 04:12:20,933
na

3612
04:12:23,100 --> 04:12:29,700
ganja

3613
04:12:37,300 --> 04:12:38,366
那个什么呀

3614
04:12:38,366 --> 04:12:40,866
我发现有两个申请天

3615
04:12:40,866 --> 04:12:42,899
12月见长福利地址的

3616
04:12:42,900 --> 04:12:44,566
要是新见着的话

3617
04:12:44,600 --> 04:12:46,766
记得别申请那个12月的呀

3618
04:12:46,766 --> 04:12:48,999
我那个1月的还没写呢

3619
04:12:49,300 --> 04:12:51,166
我1月的还没发出来呢

3620
04:12:51,166 --> 04:12:52,666
等我发出来的啊

3621
04:12:53,066 --> 04:12:55,199
1月的还没还没定完呢

3622
04:12:55,966 --> 04:12:57,599
嗯别听错了

3623
04:12:58,666 --> 04:12:59,466
好

3624
04:13:18,466 --> 04:13:19,266
hold up

3625
04:13:20,500 --> 04:13:21,300
hold up