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all i want all i want all i want baby all i want

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你

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所有美好全部come for Ya

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我的爱也全部come for Ya

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baby这是我给你的礼物

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只想把你藏在我心底

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所有美好全部come for Ya

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我的爱也全部come for ya

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baby这是我给你的礼物

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只想把你藏在我心底

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about stranger love

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第一次见面的时候我马上心动了

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oh girl你迷人的发尾

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记得亲你的时候你害羞往后退

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我天天都想念着圆圆的你

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你淡淡的发香是迷人的迷

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you know不愿意失去你

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人群再熙攘我也可以瞬间抓住你

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亲爱的wanna strong

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告诉我who you love

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亲爱的wanna strong告诉我

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哈喽哈喽晚上好

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大家

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今天来晚了主要是因为呃太困了

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最近这两天

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我可能

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工作的事情

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有点太多了然后

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每天说是啊半夜想想

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想看看那个什么

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想看比赛提前下播

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因为没看啊

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我就只能把这个手机扔在边上

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放着放着

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他刚开始打我就睡着了

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等我一醒他都打完

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天天都得看回放了

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然后

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毕竟我觉得一天不能24小时就

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一直一直

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一直

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呃

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不干活对吧

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谢谢东一的泡泡糖

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谢谢皮套

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女孩重度依赖的10张圣殿门票

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谢谢谢谢谢谢东一的

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金币金币金币

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啊呜

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也不能为国花一身轻

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10怀梦里梦

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见

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你啊好吧偏

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离偏心大雨乘着良辰美景

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莫叹山拔青来地

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早上好

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哎呀

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所以这个身体状况感觉不是很好啊

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今天成功被母后叫醒了

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被母后叫醒了啊

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我爱的全体把你吵醒了

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我不是啊这个

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大家等我稍微兴奋一点啊

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等我稍微兴奋一点

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这不是每天这个进入状态都等一会吗

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我总不可能上播之前先

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先对着屏幕发一会小癫吧

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对吧这个谢谢东一的泡泡泡泡泡泡

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哇这什么呀

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啊懒人躺椅

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这怎么还有跨河跨河电电

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电电池子的

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哎你这个操作

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好像那个以前玩抽卡游戏的时候

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先垫点免费的抽垫点友情池子

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再去垫UP池然后一发冲破哎

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谢谢中医的懒人躺椅

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获得你爱的感动

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感谢支持

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嗯

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我睡着前开幕后直播间来着

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卧槽又咔哧

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幸好我没开那个稿件轮播呀

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我这个下播就没声音了

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要不然的话你都睡不

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着觉

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爱你个到

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那么来感谢一下礼物啊

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谢谢我爹天鼎之心的续费提多

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不要问我为什么知道

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因为他今天提多没掉

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他肯定不知道什么时候续了

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谢谢我第二天你的新的提督啊

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感谢支持

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别的直播间垫的差不多了

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哇

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主播有一天不当垫子那我还挺高兴的

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里盖头捏大脑

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何不向头左右

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哪怕是今朝万般好

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半个不顺意遍地笑

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算一算你

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信你了真的真的

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昨天我看那个大航海到期

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那个名字昨天7天内到期12个人

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然后有有10个号都是他的对

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所以我记得的

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这不是朴信女啊

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这个肯定他续了我才会知道的

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好吧谢谢我这一天给这圣者提督

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不管他续不续我先谢谢了

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哈哈哈

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今天他到期预警上没有他了嗯

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好吧

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real i'm signed finished wreckage i'm signed beneath

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cause i ain't never think about you

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大晚上不睡觉是吧

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我也觉得不睡觉啊

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我也觉得

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我刚睡醒

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其实没睡醒

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哎好急好急

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怎么怎么今天睡这么久啊

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我本来

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想着早上8.8点半的时候我醒了一下呀

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主播能瑞平一下我的房管在我直播间

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不要什么都让主播瑞平

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主播又不是垃圾桶

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哈哈哈

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这有什么好评的对吧

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我的房管还在我直播间发癫呢

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我也管不了他们

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嗯

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朱耶你不是不是我有偷稿

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我不是嘟嘟耶我不是

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只能说主播的牌太多了

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呃

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谢谢明谢鸡大仔老师s c p奖和求奖

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主播

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起码这半个月内应该是不抽投稿了

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然后我自己也在做

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可是我就两个房管啊

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那你多给点不就好了吗

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分摊一下吗

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让正常人比例变得更高一点

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主播我马上要去坐牢了你能祝福我吗

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那个如果是

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假的呃我希望是假的

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如果是真的我也希望是假的

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这个

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希望你在未来不自由的生活里可以

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呃预警不再小看一会米亚米亚的直播

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呃

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好好改造重重新做做人啊啊

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你生活顺利

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我今天在考虑一个问题

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你说你说

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为什么我在群里玩一堆

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奇怪的梗的时候

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每次都是母后反应最快啊

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这个很简单

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不是我真的看不下去了

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不是你顶着这么一个头

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怎么还有后续啊

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哎怎么还有后续啊

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谢谢出差学生粉丝的爱心啊

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红哥你还应该走

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主播请放心

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表弟的腿已经被我打断了

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不用担心他退钱了

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安心直播吧

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谢谢你的爱心啊但是

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呃你这个

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什么叫不用当心跟他退钱了中

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间为什么有个空格呀

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你的意思是不用担心他未来会退钱

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因为他

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已经申请退款了

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啊

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我只是个年纪17岁的虚拟主播

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我的职业生涯

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不应该经历这么坦荡起伏的东西

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谢谢你的爱心

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有点急火攻心了

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多少有点多少有点急火攻心了家人们

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主播我是李长丁真你能骂我吗

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有点太纯真了

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记得下次别大人夸客了

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别帮人报志愿了

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什么连续剧

191
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怎么还有连续剧啊

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大妹大妹

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啊

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呃我再次重申一下

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未成年不要在直播间消费

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不要在直播间消费

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集美我真的会信

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主播是不是鼻炎

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不是吧应该是

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但是你获得了一个4个月的阴兵见长

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阿里嘎逗奈

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谢谢谢谢谢谢谢谢

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谢谢

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啊谢谢

205
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那怎么办呢

206
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已经消费了怎么办

207
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别不要再消费了不要再消费了

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这个浪子回头金不换为时不晚啊对吧

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为时不晚

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我建议不要再消费了

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消费了的还要主播教你吗

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主播是什么鼻炎

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主播是鼻鼻鼻炎炎

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那个梗的那个是真啊

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对就可能因为我也是冲冲浪达人

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也也不能算吧

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我觉得我有好多可能不知道啊

218
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但是感觉呃

219
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可以应对超过98%的这个易拉罐网友啊

220
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还是挺正常的呀

221
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能不能上一年总督然后退款

222
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主播就有常驻总督

223
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这个是可行的

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因为我观察了一下在其他直播间

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申请退款的那几个账号

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虽然有些人他没有公布账号的名字

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但是通过

228
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每个人的牌子加起来能拼出来

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这几个人到底都是谁

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啊

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对我看了一下他们开的久的船还没有

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掉呢只要你那个船你可以消费

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就全消费在船上的

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你开个10年见长

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哪怕你申请退款也不会掉了

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就相相相反来说

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如果你有充足的流动资金

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可以给别人开10年的总督

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先狠狠的炒作一下

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然后这个大家都尊称你为副歌

241
00:10:51,733 --> 00:10:53,999
之后两个月后你申请未成年退款

242
00:10:54,066 --> 00:10:55,366
这个人就永远都有

243
00:10:55,366 --> 00:10:57,533
一个长得很好看的总督啊

244
00:10:57,533 --> 00:10:58,333
嗯对

245
00:10:59,466 --> 00:11:03,366
哎呀我过生日了哦祝你生日快乐

246
00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:04,666
你等一下哦

247
00:11:05,133 --> 00:11:07,333
耶耶走超人我还要你

248
00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:09,333
付费项目啊

249
00:11:09,333 --> 00:11:10,699
慢慢是付费项目

250
00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:14,999
我这就给我儿子申请个账号给你上

251
00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:15,533
总督

252
00:11:15,533 --> 00:11:17,799
最好到时候再再贴上你儿子满月

253
00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:18,800
时候的照片啊

254
00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,933
我看到这个头像我就会很害怕

255
00:11:22,133 --> 00:11:23,066
哎呀

256
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,066
这就是卡bug呀

257
00:11:25,066 --> 00:11:27,666
对呀两个月以后说出政策变了

258
00:11:29,566 --> 00:11:30,999
希望他早点变吧

259
00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,066
希望他快变想逃

260
00:11:33,133 --> 00:11:34,266
哈哈哈

261
00:11:34,300 --> 00:11:36,000
我觉得这个这个不好

262
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,466
这不好骗吧每次这个主播对吧

263
00:11:38,466 --> 00:11:40,666
他在他在直播的时候

264
00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:42,599
打开自己的高能航海榜

265
00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,933
想欣赏一下自己这个月的成绩

266
00:11:44,933 --> 00:11:48,399
总能看到这个退款了的糟心的总督

267
00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:48,700
是吗

268
00:11:48,700 --> 00:11:51,366
这种生活要陪伴着他一直到他毕业

269
00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,200
到他10年之后啊

270
00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:54,866
送你离开千里之外

271
00:11:54,866 --> 00:11:55,866
你人虽不在

272
00:11:55,866 --> 00:11:57,266
但是你一个人

273
00:11:57,266 --> 00:11:59,899
主播的这个心却一直伴随他在一起

274
00:11:59,900 --> 00:12:02,900
可能大恨莫过于如此吧

275
00:12:04,700 --> 00:12:05,566
好吧

276
00:12:07,300 --> 00:12:09,300
谢谢爱小红的粉玫瑰

277
00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:10,466
感谢支持

278
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,000
这叫天津的

279
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,966
这个孩子马上就是牛吧

280
00:12:15,966 --> 00:12:16,733
哈哈哈

281
00:12:16,733 --> 00:12:17,799
炫什么炫

282
00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:19,366
别别乱炫别乱炫

283
00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:21,999
直接转身吧

284
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,100
哎我觉得要是我

285
00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:25,566
我应该天天对着高层堡垒这个人

286
00:12:25,566 --> 00:12:27,133
我都得郁郁死人

287
00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:29,666
对直播本来开开心心的

288
00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:31,699
哎一看哎我这什么人呢

289
00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:32,500
谁呀

290
00:12:32,933 --> 00:12:36,199
有个虚空长寿总座不也挺好的吗

291
00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:39,666
真的吗你这就觉得好吗

292
00:12:44,166 --> 00:12:46,099
那个那个

293
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:47,200
过生日

294
00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:53,366
趁长和基督

295
00:12:53,366 --> 00:12:55,066
还有总督过生日的时候

296
00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:57,933
可以找我来领取一个特殊的服务捏

297
00:12:58,266 --> 00:12:59,533
in a sunset

298
00:13:00,866 --> 00:13:02,566
now i see to the ghetto

299
00:13:02,566 --> 00:13:03,333
go to the

300
00:13:03,333 --> 00:13:15,599
kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

301
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,000
说他过生日了

302
00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:20,899
不过说真的我混了这么多微错

303
00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:21,366
本群

304
00:13:21,366 --> 00:13:23,866
母后是唯一一个在浓度上让我感觉势

305
00:13:23,866 --> 00:13:24,866
均力敌的

306
00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:27,566
阿皮磨磨人很简单

307
00:13:27,566 --> 00:13:29,299
阿皮耿小鬼却很难啊

308
00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:31,400
这是多年的积累

309
00:13:31,566 --> 00:13:32,866
说说有什么

310
00:13:33,133 --> 00:13:35,366
有什么东西是多年积累的话

311
00:13:35,366 --> 00:13:36,566
可能只有这个了

312
00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:40,666
祝你生日快乐

313
00:13:41,566 --> 00:13:44,966
祝你生日快乐

314
00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:51,700
希望你未来的一天天天开心

315
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,466
哦不对未来的一年

316
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:54,666
天天开心

317
00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:02,066
今天你生日送上我祝福

318
00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:05,999
特别的日子有灿烂的笑容

319
00:14:06,266 --> 00:14:10,266
我们来相聚带着满满的关爱

320
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:12,966
祝福你好运常伴

321
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:18,000
点燃了蜡烛许下你心愿

322
00:14:18,266 --> 00:14:21,899
未来的日子每个梦想都实现

323
00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:26,200
唱首祝福歌我们相亲又相爱

324
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:29,066
祝福你健康平安

325
00:14:31,966 --> 00:14:36,066
对所有的烦恼说拜拜

326
00:14:36,066 --> 00:14:39,799
对所有的快乐说嗨嗨

327
00:14:40,166 --> 00:14:44,299
亲爱的亲爱的生日快乐

328
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:47,100
每一天都精彩

329
00:14:48,166 --> 00:14:51,999
看幸福的花儿为你盛开

330
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:55,866
听美妙的音乐为你喝彩

331
00:14:56,166 --> 00:15:00,266
亲爱的亲爱的生日快乐

332
00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:05,299
祝你幸福永远幸福永远

333
00:15:08,566 --> 00:15:09,566
送给米亚

334
00:15:09,566 --> 00:15:12,866
米亚和一年人共同的生日小蛋糕捏

335
00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:13,700
嘿嘿

336
00:15:14,566 --> 00:15:15,466
谢谢阿燕

337
00:15:15,466 --> 00:15:18,999
不客气谢谢大头的2个粉玫瑰

338
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,000
2个彩虹甜筒一个冰可乐

339
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,466
什么运气啊

340
00:15:22,466 --> 00:15:23,299
哈哈

341
00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:26,666
啊什么运气坏坏啊

342
00:15:26,666 --> 00:15:27,799
谢谢谢谢

343
00:15:27,866 --> 00:15:29,099
感谢支持

344
00:15:32,066 --> 00:15:35,866
对所有的烦恼说拜拜

345
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:37,333
可以IP生日吗

346
00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:40,666
不行你要是就骗我的话对吧

347
00:15:40,966 --> 00:15:43,199
第一是这个这个这个这个这个

348
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:46,000
大航海成员才有这种这种这种待遇

349
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,266
第二是你骗我的话我会有心之病的

350
00:15:49,266 --> 00:15:50,566
以后大家说过生日

351
00:15:50,566 --> 00:15:52,766
我都要想想是不是你们骗我了

352
00:15:52,766 --> 00:15:53,566
那不好

353
00:15:53,933 --> 00:15:55,933
乐为你喝彩

354
00:15:56,200 --> 00:16:00,333
亲爱的亲爱的生日快乐

355
00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:04,466
祝你幸福永远幸福永远

356
00:16:04,466 --> 00:16:06,299
生日快乐

357
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:09,733
生日快乐生日快

358
00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:11,133
主播没信心是吧

359
00:16:11,133 --> 00:16:12,699
你这主播播不到音乐是吧

360
00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:14,333
我肯定播的到音乐呀

361
00:16:14,733 --> 00:16:17,999
对吧我还想再过第二个生日呢

362
00:16:18,466 --> 00:16:20,366
所有的烦恼

363
00:16:20,366 --> 00:16:23,366
说有人过生日有店长过生日呢

364
00:16:23,466 --> 00:16:24,899
快乐说

365
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:30,333
嗨嗨亲爱的亲爱的生日快乐

366
00:16:30,366 --> 00:16:33,099
每一天都精彩

367
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:36,466
哎你生日刚过怎么不告诉我呀

368
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:37,300
哎哎哎

369
00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:40,733
虽然迟到了但是都要过生日快乐呢

370
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,900
你最好是能活到一月

371
00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:45,400
我不会死的

372
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:49,166
我也马上生日记得要告诉我哟

373
00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:53,733
当时我还不是店长没敢求生日祝福

374
00:16:53,733 --> 00:16:54,999
哎呀其实主播

375
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:57,600
只要说话说的不是特别着急的时候

376
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:58,466
一般来说

377
00:16:58,666 --> 00:17:00,166
还是会会送的

378
00:17:00,166 --> 00:17:02,266
生日在上个月11号啊

379
00:17:02,266 --> 00:17:03,766
那正好是你认识我之后

380
00:17:03,766 --> 00:17:05,299
啊不对正好是你回来之后

381
00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:06,366
哈哈哈

382
00:17:06,366 --> 00:17:07,399
回来之前

383
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,200
对那时候还没过来呢

384
00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:10,133
嗯

385
00:17:10,133 --> 00:17:12,899
没关系啊我觉得应该能活到明年的

386
00:17:16,066 --> 00:17:17,999
换衣服换衣服

387
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,066
喵喵

388
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:24,133
啊

389
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,533
变错了嗯哈

390
00:17:27,933 --> 00:17:28,199
哈

391
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:29,166
变错了

392
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:31,400
嗯嗯

393
00:17:33,066 --> 00:17:34,999
不客气我

394
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,366
永远不死

395
00:17:41,533 --> 00:17:41,899
嗯

396
00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:43,600
对不起变错了

397
00:17:50,766 --> 00:17:51,366
给我背

398
00:17:51,366 --> 00:17:52,466
我背错了

399
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:54,933
你们就当什么都没有看到啊

400
00:17:54,933 --> 00:17:56,333
什么都没有看到

401
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:57,200
哈哈哈

402
00:17:57,733 --> 00:18:00,566
啊那个哈哈哈大家

403
00:18:00,566 --> 00:18:02,599
我回来了嗯嗯

404
00:18:03,766 --> 00:18:05,133
哈喽哈喽

405
00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:07,533
真的吗你

406
00:18:08,266 --> 00:18:09,066
呃

407
00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:11,766
原来是白猫啊

408
00:18:11,766 --> 00:18:12,933
那当然了

409
00:18:13,766 --> 00:18:15,366
黑猫看起来

410
00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:18,700
半夜看起来像一道黑色的闪电一样

411
00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:20,933
只有两个眼睛亮着的

412
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:24,333
看不到一直以为是紫猫呢哎

413
00:18:25,133 --> 00:18:27,199
这个是小纸包了这个是

414
00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:28,100
呃呃

415
00:18:29,266 --> 00:18:31,266
是狗是狗大骗子

416
00:18:31,266 --> 00:18:32,966
哦不是不是的

417
00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:35,133
嗯不是大骗子

418
00:18:35,466 --> 00:18:36,066
嗯

419
00:18:36,066 --> 00:18:37,466
相信我啦

420
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:41,533
黑猫在黑天看不到

421
00:18:42,266 --> 00:18:43,066
呃

422
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:47,266
那我觉得应该应该当一只白猫

423
00:18:47,266 --> 00:18:48,999
这样会比较显眼

424
00:18:49,066 --> 00:18:50,266
在在虚拟区

425
00:18:50,266 --> 00:18:53,199
大家会注意到我刚才不小心

426
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,333
不小心变回猫了

427
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:56,133
嗯

428
00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:59,366
我错了我我我错了

429
00:19:05,900 --> 00:19:07,466
我下次再也不抱这

430
00:19:07,466 --> 00:19:09,999
个乱七八糟的高能单项赛了

431
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,400
本来是来这个盲盒赛道玩一玩的

432
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:15,100
结果发现这盲盒赛道大家都不是在玩

433
00:19:15,533 --> 00:19:18,699
都是都是都是用用用工会刷的

434
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:19,366
哈哈哈

435
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:23,066
我再也不在这个赛道玩了啊太吓人了

436
00:19:29,866 --> 00:19:32,166
让我想想昨天都干了什么

437
00:19:32,166 --> 00:19:33,399
现在反应好慢啊

438
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:36,200
大家有没有想让我聊的东西呢

439
00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:46,799
别急等我去开个公会

440
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:47,900
好呀好呀

441
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:49,066
哎这个这个

442
00:19:49,066 --> 00:19:51,399
下个月不就把主播抬到流水第一

443
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,600
哈哈哈

444
00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:54,333
然后这个这个这个

445
00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:56,566
马上给主播刷无流水种族

446
00:19:56,566 --> 00:19:57,899
好好好争取

447
00:19:57,900 --> 00:20:00,866
那个我们我们我们我们一夜都是种族

448
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:04,099
算上人家和姚光只需要带上多少

449
00:20:06,133 --> 00:20:07,699
再上8个就行了

450
00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:11,166
然后主播这个大航海点进去了一看哇

451
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,933
第一第二是总督第三第四是总督

452
00:20:13,966 --> 00:20:16,466
然后一整夜全是总督太酷了

453
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,866
流水第一必须的

454
00:20:18,866 --> 00:20:20,266
你们什么时候开工会啊

455
00:20:20,266 --> 00:20:21,999
天天给主播换名是吧

456
00:20:22,466 --> 00:20:25,466
别的直播间都是这个这个这个

457
00:20:26,066 --> 00:20:27,766
主播给观众换名啊

458
00:20:27,766 --> 00:20:29,766
等到什么时候咱们就怎怎么样

459
00:20:29,766 --> 00:20:31,866
等到什么时候咱们就怎么怎么样啊

460
00:20:32,166 --> 00:20:33,766
咱们直播间是就

461
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,766
观众天天给主播换名啊

462
00:20:35,766 --> 00:20:38,899
主播我明天就去开个公会你等着

463
00:20:38,966 --> 00:20:41,766
我一定要把你从里边解救出来

464
00:20:41,766 --> 00:20:43,899
咱们先来的十个八个怎么做

465
00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:46,499
好吧

466
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:49,466
4月底我记得天天能看见总共飘屏

467
00:20:49,466 --> 00:20:51,533
哎呀那是体验卡了

468
00:20:51,533 --> 00:20:53,133
是假的假的

469
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,100
主播等我富了就开工会

470
00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:59,566
你还不如等等我富了再开呢

471
00:20:59,933 --> 00:21:03,499
我这什么炫酷小学女生都冒星星眼了

472
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:04,933
我没有冒星星眼

473
00:21:04,933 --> 00:21:05,899
谁说的

474
00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:09,066
点击注意看三个大航海全是总督

475
00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:10,700
每个打100多万

476
00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:12,100
哈哈哈

477
00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:15,499
怎么可能哪有每个人打100多万啊

478
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:18,400
怎么没有人在我直播间打过100万

479
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,100
那100万也太多了

480
00:21:21,333 --> 00:21:22,133
啊

481
00:21:26,900 --> 00:21:30,266
感觉能打赏网络主播带上百万积分

482
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,966
哎有点想不明白

483
00:21:34,466 --> 00:21:36,899
平常的时候真的接触大家

484
00:21:36,966 --> 00:21:38,999
我就已经觉得啊

485
00:21:39,133 --> 00:21:40,466
大家好厉害

486
00:21:42,133 --> 00:21:42,466
知道

487
00:21:42,466 --> 00:21:45,599
能在新闻里面看到那种百万级打赏的

488
00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:47,500
我自己身为主播

489
00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:50,266
也想象不了百万级打赏是个什么样子

490
00:21:50,866 --> 00:21:53,166
那个公会眼都不带眼的

491
00:21:53,866 --> 00:21:57,066
就一场单场直播打10万你知道吗

492
00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:58,766
他就很很离谱啊

493
00:22:00,100 --> 00:22:02,800
基本上月末就随便找个飘屏点进去

494
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:03,700
你就会发现

495
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:06,333
如果月末正好还开着那个大乱斗

496
00:22:06,333 --> 00:22:07,466
PK赛季的话

497
00:22:07,466 --> 00:22:08,366
最后一天的时候

498
00:22:08,366 --> 00:22:11,366
那个大乱斗赛季他叫牛鬼神神啊

499
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:14,666
就那个人家人家就可以啊这个

500
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,066
一场直播

501
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:21,166
然后从这个这个青铜一直打到苍穹

502
00:22:21,566 --> 00:22:23,199
哈哈哈

503
00:22:23,333 --> 00:22:25,066
就打3个小时啊

504
00:22:25,066 --> 00:22:27,366
这一场每场直播都拿个

505
00:22:28,733 --> 00:22:31,499
1万分以上压压对面两个公会

506
00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:34,866
要是达到的话那就是10万打10万的分

507
00:22:34,866 --> 00:22:35,966
贼贼吓人

508
00:22:36,266 --> 00:22:38,099
and if i can give you every

509
00:22:38,966 --> 00:22:39,366
chance

510
00:22:39,366 --> 00:22:40,533
i'm making and

511
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:44,866
reaching you Lonely satisfaction if i can need you happy

512
00:22:44,933 --> 00:22:48,766
everyone's execution will be all trapped in the stage

513
00:22:48,766 --> 00:22:50,299
stage simulation

514
00:22:51,900 --> 00:22:54,066
今天不应该逞强硬来的

515
00:22:54,066 --> 00:22:56,933
果然今天杂产率下降的太多了

516
00:22:57,566 --> 00:22:59,099
还是得好好睡觉呀

517
00:22:59,100 --> 00:23:01,900
不睡觉不吃饭然后再直接来的话

518
00:23:01,900 --> 00:23:03,933
感觉就没有那么好

519
00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:06,733
欢迎淘气哈喽哈喽

520
00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:07,766
嗯嗯

521
00:23:07,900 --> 00:23:09,466
大家早上起得来吗

522
00:23:09,466 --> 00:23:12,466
今天晚上可能就稍微少播一会啊

523
00:23:12,466 --> 00:23:14,266
然后早上再接着播

524
00:23:14,333 --> 00:23:15,466
主播评价如何

525
00:23:15,466 --> 00:23:16,933
评价可立复刻

526
00:23:18,266 --> 00:23:18,899
还没有谁

527
00:23:18,900 --> 00:23:19,966
王可丽啊

528
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:23,266
你没睡觉去干嘛了

529
00:23:27,366 --> 00:23:30,166
好问题啊我没睡觉我去干嘛了呢

530
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:32,666
我好像昨天3点睡的

531
00:23:33,666 --> 00:23:36,566
就理论上来说时间也够了

532
00:23:38,066 --> 00:23:40,533
才8点 哎

533
00:23:40,533 --> 00:23:41,866
那我滚出去了

534
00:23:41,866 --> 00:23:43,966
嗯那早上见主办

535
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,366
没有没有看

536
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,600
可能是最近那个

537
00:23:49,733 --> 00:23:51,133
身体的问题吧

538
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,366
晚安喵晚安喵哦

539
00:23:58,366 --> 00:23:59,699
今天说少播一会

540
00:23:59,700 --> 00:24:00,600
怎么也得播个

541
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,733
40分钟到一个小时左右吧

542
00:24:03,300 --> 00:24:05,466
3点睡12点起还行

543
00:24:05,466 --> 00:24:07,299
可能是因为我8点多的时候

544
00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:11,000
醒了半个多小时把那个睡觉给打断了

545
00:24:12,900 --> 00:24:15,333
做梦梦到一些乱七八糟的东西

546
00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:17,533
但是现在完全喘不起来了

547
00:24:17,533 --> 00:24:18,333
嗯

548
00:24:25,666 --> 00:24:27,533
还想好好休息啊

549
00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:29,300
哎

550
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:34,166
作为主播来说不好好休息简直就是

551
00:24:34,566 --> 00:24:36,666
葬送自己前途的行为

552
00:24:36,666 --> 00:24:38,366
晚上好韭菜

553
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:41,766
就所以大家如果有什么想

554
00:24:41,766 --> 00:24:44,333
我主要是我现在就是有一点点

555
00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:45,966
想不到那个

556
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:47,400
题的话题了

557
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,400
然后但是我如果接话题的话

558
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:50,866
应该还是能接明白的

559
00:24:50,866 --> 00:24:51,899
所以大家如果

560
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,266
有相关的想法可以

561
00:24:54,300 --> 00:24:56,866
就有想让我讨论的事情

562
00:24:56,933 --> 00:24:59,566
OK可以可以发到弹幕上面

563
00:25:00,533 --> 00:25:02,599
今天就拜托大家了

564
00:25:03,133 --> 00:25:05,866
偶尔拜托大家一次应该可以吧

565
00:25:05,866 --> 00:25:07,733
晚安喵儿子晚安晚安

566
00:25:07,733 --> 00:25:09,933
我还没有下播呢再挣扎一下

567
00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:11,100
嗯

568
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,566
晚上好哲学

569
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,400
最高指令弹幕自己播一下

570
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:19,266
不不不是啦是我们互动的播一下啦

571
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:21,566
哎这不是弹幕自己播一下

572
00:25:21,566 --> 00:25:22,966
你可不能乱说呀

573
00:25:23,666 --> 00:25:25,199
怎么这就把我送走了

574
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:25,800
啊

575
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:28,566
啊我还想再待一会呢我

576
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,066
你也想不出来啊

577
00:25:34,066 --> 00:25:35,766
太难了太难了

578
00:25:35,766 --> 00:25:38,299
不如我们问问老师和同学吧

579
00:25:38,900 --> 00:25:40,500
猫猫什么时候发癫

580
00:25:42,100 --> 00:25:45,700
我今天本来想改成跟猫猫一起完成

581
00:25:45,700 --> 00:25:46,500
发呆的

582
00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:48,600
因为今天这个呆呆的精神状态

583
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,466
属实是没法发癫了

584
00:25:51,766 --> 00:25:53,299
呃说起来

585
00:25:54,366 --> 00:25:57,599
今天有好多其他v的新衣服纪念款啊

586
00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,333
虽然我一个都没看上

587
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:02,866
但是在首页一刷就是好多那种平常

588
00:26:02,866 --> 00:26:06,533
二三百件四五百件的大v在发新衣服

589
00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:09,099
大家怎么都撞到这一天了呀

590
00:26:09,333 --> 00:26:12,133
燕子教教我怎么泡老板娘

591
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,000
哎

592
00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:23,466
你说的这个老板娘他有家室吗

593
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:26,200
你不要做违法犯罪的事情啊

594
00:26:28,066 --> 00:26:30,366
是没看上还是没看上

595
00:26:30,366 --> 00:26:31,566
就是我

596
00:26:31,566 --> 00:26:34,666
我很困的时候刷了一下点进去看了看

597
00:26:34,666 --> 00:26:36,299
然后就又退出来了

598
00:26:36,300 --> 00:26:38,900
因为实在太困了没精力继续看

599
00:26:39,533 --> 00:26:40,799
主播我跟你说

600
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:43,133
我昨天晚上自己烤鸡翅和虾吃

601
00:26:43,133 --> 00:26:43,999
今天闹肚子

602
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,933
现在我妈妈不让我吃宵夜

603
00:26:45,933 --> 00:26:46,999
哈哈

604
00:26:47,266 --> 00:26:47,666
哈

605
00:26:47,666 --> 00:26:51,299
你怎么烤个鸡翅跟虾都能烤闹肚子呀

606
00:26:51,300 --> 00:26:52,733
你是不是没烤熟啊

607
00:26:52,733 --> 00:26:53,733
那个鸡翅

608
00:26:54,333 --> 00:26:56,366
烤熟的话你得拿筷子扎一下

609
00:26:56,366 --> 00:26:58,333
看看他有没有血丝呀

610
00:27:01,133 --> 00:27:03,299
比如大小姐那泳装滑了

611
00:27:03,300 --> 00:27:05,600
大家都都都开始穿泳装了

612
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:07,933
所以我的泳装还八字没一撇

613
00:27:07,933 --> 00:27:10,466
那我不会要到9月才能穿上泳装吧

614
00:27:10,566 --> 00:27:11,866
那挺吓人的

615
00:27:12,700 --> 00:27:13,666
肯定熟了

616
00:27:13,666 --> 00:27:15,666
那你是加太多辣椒面了吗

617
00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:18,366
还是

618
00:27:18,666 --> 00:27:19,466
嗯

619
00:27:20,933 --> 00:27:22,199
我跟我妈妈说

620
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:25,366
肯定是昨晚吃白菜吃成这样的

621
00:27:25,866 --> 00:27:27,466
啊白菜是他做的是吧

622
00:27:27,466 --> 00:27:29,566
他一生气然后叫你

623
00:27:29,566 --> 00:27:31,599
叫你也不要吃夜宵了对吧

624
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,100
哈哈哈

625
00:27:33,733 --> 00:27:34,333
哎呀

626
00:27:34,333 --> 00:27:35,566
欢迎月亮13

627
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,766
昨天部门去山里豪华宾馆

628
00:27:41,766 --> 00:27:43,399
团建吃了烤全羊

629
00:27:43,566 --> 00:27:45,899
啊我觉得烤全羊特别难做

630
00:27:46,466 --> 00:27:49,533
烤全羊那个东西他真的真的好难啊

631
00:27:51,266 --> 00:27:52,466
就烤羊

632
00:27:52,466 --> 00:27:55,466
除了那种已经切好的羊肉串之外

633
00:27:55,466 --> 00:27:58,133
感觉比牛普遍难一个档次

634
00:27:58,533 --> 00:28:00,866
这不管是羊排啊

635
00:28:00,866 --> 00:28:03,566
然后羊腿啊之类的反正都会

636
00:28:03,666 --> 00:28:06,266
稍微一过他就烤的特别硬

637
00:28:06,266 --> 00:28:09,933
或者是稍微一一听他就烤的

638
00:28:10,566 --> 00:28:12,166
好的就就不熟

639
00:28:12,533 --> 00:28:14,466
不都是专业人员来做的吗

640
00:28:14,466 --> 00:28:16,166
对啊肯定不做烤全羊啊

641
00:28:16,166 --> 00:28:18,799
但是烤烤羊排啊什么的就很难

642
00:28:19,166 --> 00:28:20,899
金达你进厂了哈哈

643
00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:22,366
哈不是

644
00:28:23,100 --> 00:28:25,100
诈骗团伙是吧

645
00:28:25,933 --> 00:28:27,266
什么诈骗集团

646
00:28:29,133 --> 00:28:30,866
才8点 才8点

647
00:28:30,866 --> 00:28:33,066
呃要不是我看一眼就12:50了

648
00:28:33,066 --> 00:28:34,799
我就相信测试

649
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:35,933
怎么啦小红

650
00:28:36,466 --> 00:28:39,899
哦哦哦哦哦哦

651
00:28:42,300 --> 00:28:44,066
哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦

652
00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:48,799
哦哦哦哦哦哦

653
00:28:49,466 --> 00:28:52,566
阳光太极了主播你说说他

654
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,866
那不行啊我不能帮着帮着帮着

655
00:28:55,866 --> 00:28:57,299
白正说我总督吧

656
00:28:57,300 --> 00:29:00,733
那不行啊哈哈哈我不能帮你说他呀

657
00:29:00,733 --> 00:29:02,199
这个这帮你说他

658
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:05,100
这个这个这个太太太感觉不太好啊

659
00:29:05,100 --> 00:29:07,166
有点胳膊肘往外拐的感觉了

660
00:29:07,533 --> 00:29:08,699
三分虚妄

661
00:29:09,133 --> 00:29:11,533
哎这是做衣服的那个店吗

662
00:29:11,533 --> 00:29:13,733
三分虚妄做客服的店吗

663
00:29:14,933 --> 00:29:16,899
大片团伙音乐传媒

664
00:29:16,900 --> 00:29:18,533
信号不好怎么了主播

665
00:29:18,533 --> 00:29:20,533
我钱呢什么钱呢

666
00:29:20,533 --> 00:29:21,933
什么小小总督

667
00:29:21,933 --> 00:29:23,166
可笑可笑

668
00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:27,266
有有人在这小小总督我操

669
00:29:27,966 --> 00:29:28,999
我不好说了

670
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,333
金达想打人的一切发言不代表主播的

671
00:29:32,366 --> 00:29:33,399
真实想法

672
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:36,466
主播无意跟金达想打人线下接触

673
00:29:36,533 --> 00:29:38,999
不理解他言语之间的含义

674
00:29:39,166 --> 00:29:40,066
哈哈哈

675
00:29:40,066 --> 00:29:42,566
好吧什么还能说说吗

676
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:48,300
权限有权限了我不好说我先退下款

677
00:29:48,666 --> 00:29:50,199
你你退你退你

678
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:53,133
你把你28牌子退完了之后给我上到28

679
00:29:53,133 --> 00:29:53,966
是吧这个

680
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,400
我相信这个主播他一定会很感动的话

681
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:57,866
他会很喜欢你的

682
00:29:57,866 --> 00:29:58,699
哈哈哈

683
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:00,766
我不好说了

684
00:30:01,666 --> 00:30:03,733
提醒一下总都不能被禁言

685
00:30:03,733 --> 00:30:05,166
什么什么焉氏霸凌

686
00:30:05,166 --> 00:30:06,899
别别霸凌了别霸凌了

687
00:30:06,900 --> 00:30:08,133
这就是权限的力量

688
00:30:08,133 --> 00:30:08,966
如此美妙

689
00:30:08,966 --> 00:30:10,099
我不好说了

690
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:19,733
我们都可以被拉黑

691
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,400
扣1重重拉黑是吧

692
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,733
等我把小可乐退了就上重重

693
00:30:24,866 --> 00:30:25,666
本来本来

694
00:30:25,666 --> 00:30:26,766
可宝这边已经

695
00:30:26,933 --> 00:30:29,999
就很多人就二二推寄到我了

696
00:30:30,500 --> 00:30:33,266
然后你们再把可宝的米退掉给我上

697
00:30:33,266 --> 00:30:33,933
总督

698
00:30:33,933 --> 00:30:37,799
那这可宝明天就提着刀来2289对吧

699
00:30:37,966 --> 00:30:41,199
明天明天就跟这个VR上层反馈这个啊

700
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:42,000
有一个

701
00:30:42,133 --> 00:30:44,766
主播有一个主播他不正当竞争

702
00:30:44,766 --> 00:30:45,799
他是坏人

703
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,766
然后维亚说别急怎么了

704
00:30:47,866 --> 00:30:50,333
然后他说你给我把这个2289封掉

705
00:30:50,333 --> 00:30:52,866
然后维亚就上报给叔叔这个2289

706
00:30:52,866 --> 00:30:53,699
你查一下他

707
00:30:53,700 --> 00:30:55,166
查一下他最近有没有什么不

708
00:30:55,166 --> 00:30:56,099
规则的东西啊

709
00:30:56,100 --> 00:30:58,566
给他给他给他给他永封啊

710
00:30:58,600 --> 00:30:59,900
然后然后哈哈哈

711
00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:01,733
明天我直播间就没了啊

712
00:31:01,733 --> 00:31:03,499
这就是这就是代价

713
00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:04,300
好吧

714
00:31:04,700 --> 00:31:05,566
截图了

715
00:31:05,566 --> 00:31:08,366
能被主播拉黑你得感谢主播安全

716
00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:09,799
怎么扣这么多1啊

717
00:31:10,066 --> 00:31:11,533
呃呃我不好说

718
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,666
别只退小号的

719
00:31:14,133 --> 00:31:15,466
别退了别退了

720
00:31:15,466 --> 00:31:18,266
大家别别别这不好啊这不好

721
00:31:18,533 --> 00:31:21,499
不管退谁的这都不是一个好风气啊

722
00:31:21,733 --> 00:31:24,099
嗯你那夜在哭

723
00:31:24,100 --> 00:31:25,533
你都在意

724
00:31:27,466 --> 00:31:29,499
你不是说扣一拉黑吗

725
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:30,366
想多了

726
00:31:30,366 --> 00:31:33,199
只求超负黄皮套的主播都没被封

727
00:31:33,766 --> 00:31:34,566
呃

728
00:31:35,366 --> 00:31:38,533
还真是乌鸦肺拉不开

729
00:31:40,366 --> 00:31:43,666
这这这这不跟之前那个小花灯什么的

730
00:31:43,966 --> 00:31:46,266
有点异曲同工的感觉吗

731
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:47,800
开玩笑的

732
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:48,966
我知道我知道

733
00:31:48,966 --> 00:31:50,133
嗯梅艳丽啊

734
00:31:50,133 --> 00:31:52,866
因为下午5点没直播我被封禁明天

735
00:31:52,866 --> 00:31:53,399
因为

736
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:56,466
左脚先打开直播间的这个这个这个

737
00:31:56,466 --> 00:31:57,166
这个按钮

738
00:31:57,166 --> 00:31:59,599
然后被绊掉了

739
00:32:00,300 --> 00:32:02,766
我觉得他管对我其实还是挺仁慈的

740
00:32:02,766 --> 00:32:05,266
就有的时候我自己说话就也也

741
00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:06,900
不是特别注意

742
00:32:06,900 --> 00:32:07,700
然后

743
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:13,100
就就就就那个超过啊

744
00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:14,900
我刚才忽然想到什么顿了一下

745
00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:17,533
我想到昨天晚上看了一些东西

746
00:32:17,533 --> 00:32:18,933
想到了一些话题

747
00:32:18,966 --> 00:32:20,066
然后又反应过来

748
00:32:20,066 --> 00:32:22,199
这些话题不能在直播间里面说

749
00:32:22,266 --> 00:32:25,099
于是我就拼命的冥想告诉自己啊

750
00:32:25,100 --> 00:32:27,166
千万不要想这个千万不要说这个

751
00:32:27,166 --> 00:32:28,933
不要直播的时候顺嘴带出来

752
00:32:28,933 --> 00:32:29,866
不要不要不要

753
00:32:29,866 --> 00:32:30,699
倒霉倒霉

754
00:32:30,733 --> 00:32:33,766
然后我就做梦的时候都在想这些事情

755
00:32:34,700 --> 00:32:36,966
就这种主播的本能谁懂

756
00:32:36,966 --> 00:32:39,766
本来是想想一些那个那个那个什么

757
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,300
看到一些东西的事情了

758
00:32:41,300 --> 00:32:41,766
然后现在

759
00:32:41,766 --> 00:32:43,533
我已经忘了我想的事情是什么

760
00:32:43,533 --> 00:32:45,366
我只记得啊不能说不能说

761
00:32:45,366 --> 00:32:46,166
哈哈

762
00:32:46,733 --> 00:32:47,866
哈完了

763
00:32:49,866 --> 00:32:51,299
左脚左转

764
00:32:51,333 --> 00:32:51,866
啊

765
00:32:51,866 --> 00:32:53,333
把把左转抬起来

766
00:32:53,333 --> 00:32:54,999
左转是哪个啊

767
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:56,000
我

768
00:32:56,100 --> 00:32:57,133
这个啊

769
00:32:57,133 --> 00:32:58,099
哈哈哈

770
00:32:58,100 --> 00:32:59,200
左转先抬

771
00:33:01,900 --> 00:33:05,700
可可音把你打给你你也打给小可

772
00:33:05,700 --> 00:33:07,566
你能不能直接自己打给小可

773
00:33:07,566 --> 00:33:09,166
我是24级可可音

774
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:10,733
在超过可可音等级中

775
00:33:10,733 --> 00:33:12,999
取得了80%的好成绩

776
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,300
你也来试试吧

777
00:33:15,100 --> 00:33:16,566
顺便任凭不行啊

778
00:33:16,566 --> 00:33:18,599
主播我二级你能夸夸我吗

779
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,100
你一天点赞分享

780
00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:21,533
再送点你的免费不克拉

781
00:33:21,533 --> 00:33:22,299
都不止二级

782
00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:23,133
我不能夸你

783
00:33:23,133 --> 00:33:24,299
起码五级对吧

784
00:33:24,300 --> 00:33:25,933
起码五级我再夸你吧

785
00:33:26,466 --> 00:33:28,499
高管专注在某些房间当按揭

786
00:33:28,700 --> 00:33:30,133
什么被压制的愿望

787
00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:31,199
接下精神分析

788
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:32,933
这是真的这是真的

789
00:33:33,100 --> 00:33:35,000
因为知道自己真的不能说

790
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,700
然后但是我现在一觉起来

791
00:33:36,700 --> 00:33:38,066
我已经忘了当时在想什么了

792
00:33:38,066 --> 00:33:40,099
就只记得不能说这些事情

793
00:33:40,100 --> 00:33:41,066
哈哈

794
00:33:41,166 --> 00:33:41,966
哈

795
00:33:42,066 --> 00:33:45,366
哎呀没有这种想法的话很很很不行啊

796
00:33:48,133 --> 00:33:50,866
听说有人在炫耀自己可可音等级

797
00:33:50,866 --> 00:33:51,533
美颜美雅

798
00:33:51,533 --> 00:33:54,133
在挑战超过二十八九的可可音等级中

799
00:33:54,133 --> 00:33:56,499
取得了超过0%的好成绩

800
00:33:56,500 --> 00:33:58,700
哈哈请再接再厉吧

801
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:03,400
什么小小24级可笑可笑

802
00:34:03,966 --> 00:34:05,266
记着哎

803
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,533
为什么会忘了

804
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:09,733
就是边睡觉边想的

805
00:34:09,733 --> 00:34:12,766
我每次在要睡着之前闭着眼睛的时候

806
00:34:12,766 --> 00:34:15,133
总觉得自己的思维特别的快

807
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:16,966
跨越山川跨越海洋

808
00:34:16,966 --> 00:34:19,966
平常思考从来没有那么快过然后就

809
00:34:20,166 --> 00:34:20,966
嗯

810
00:34:21,566 --> 00:34:22,366
然后就睡着了

811
00:34:22,366 --> 00:34:23,933
哈哈哈

812
00:34:23,933 --> 00:34:25,766
那个就是睡着了前调了

813
00:34:25,766 --> 00:34:29,266
主播我一人25了快5快快快快

814
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:31,133
对等什么时候回来

815
00:34:31,133 --> 00:34:33,533
回来当男朋友然后继续夸你

816
00:34:33,700 --> 00:34:37,933
i'll be around it if you find it

817
00:34:37,933 --> 00:34:42,266
i'll be bouncing if you want it

818
00:34:42,266 --> 00:34:48,399
scream it shout it baby before i keep you drowning

819
00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:51,100
就是有一种可能性是你梦到的

820
00:34:51,100 --> 00:34:52,766
只是不能说的话题

821
00:34:52,766 --> 00:34:54,099
本身没有事

822
00:34:54,366 --> 00:34:57,299
就类似于那种看了一个论坛的贴纸

823
00:34:57,300 --> 00:34:58,600
然后就开始想

824
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,533
如果是我的话我会怎么想呢

825
00:35:00,533 --> 00:35:01,666
我会怎么说呢

826
00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:04,733
对但是那个题材好像稍微有点敏感吧

827
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:05,600
对

828
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,100
米亚米尔的超能力在梦里冲浪哎

829
00:35:09,100 --> 00:35:11,266
对吧我超级厉害的

830
00:35:11,700 --> 00:35:12,733
嗯呀

831
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,533
跨越了山川跨越海洋

832
00:35:16,533 --> 00:35:19,499
来到了周公的快乐老家

833
00:35:20,766 --> 00:35:22,399
来点开心超人吧

834
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,933
有的时候你在梦里会读到文字

835
00:35:26,133 --> 00:35:27,733
醒来想不起文字的内容

836
00:35:27,733 --> 00:35:28,733
哦是这样哦

837
00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:32,400
一眼n g a我不猜我不我不看n g a的

838
00:35:32,466 --> 00:35:33,499
n g a不好看

839
00:35:36,133 --> 00:35:38,366
等我下学期拿奖学金

840
00:35:39,566 --> 00:35:40,799
谢谢你

841
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:44,000
这个梦只是表达读到文字这件事本身

842
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,133
哦是这样哦

843
00:35:45,533 --> 00:35:47,133
唤醒售卖

844
00:35:47,133 --> 00:35:48,899
我唤醒沙漠

845
00:35:48,900 --> 00:35:50,333
处处充满色彩

846
00:35:50,333 --> 00:35:51,666
美丽的地方

847
00:35:52,266 --> 00:35:53,066
呦

848
00:35:53,533 --> 00:35:55,099
开心往前飞

849
00:35:56,566 --> 00:36:02,099
就算有1万公里一吨行李我们不放弃

850
00:36:02,100 --> 00:36:03,533
前进需要勇气

851
00:36:03,533 --> 00:36:04,766
一直往前飞

852
00:36:06,533 --> 00:36:10,599
最重要开心就好忘记烦恼

853
00:36:12,166 --> 00:36:14,933
每天都会高强度做梦睡不好觉

854
00:36:14,933 --> 00:36:15,999
去看医生了

855
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,700
建议规定一个就

856
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:19,700
稳定的时间啊

857
00:36:19,700 --> 00:36:20,700
然后就可以

858
00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:22,700
实在不行吃点褪黑素之类的

859
00:36:22,700 --> 00:36:24,900
睡前不要多思不要忧虑

860
00:36:24,933 --> 00:36:26,766
然后保持一个好的睡姿

861
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:27,300
呃

862
00:36:27,300 --> 00:36:28,366
如果实在不行的话

863
00:36:28,366 --> 00:36:31,966
弄点舒适的什么床品爱睡床垫啊

864
00:36:31,966 --> 00:36:35,266
记忆棉之类的枕头之类的辅助一下

865
00:36:35,300 --> 00:36:36,600
我觉得这样好呀

866
00:36:37,266 --> 00:36:40,333
做几个你觉得比较可爱的表情

867
00:36:40,333 --> 00:36:41,666
截图做头像

868
00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:42,700
划过

869
00:36:42,766 --> 00:36:44,166
穿越时空

870
00:36:44,666 --> 00:36:47,466
回到那梦想的地方

871
00:36:51,266 --> 00:36:52,533
可爱的表情

872
00:36:52,700 --> 00:36:55,133
我有什么地方是不可爱的

873
00:36:57,933 --> 00:36:58,933
可爱吗

874
00:36:59,066 --> 00:36:59,933
可爱吗

875
00:37:10,733 --> 00:37:12,799
shoot a motherfucker like guns or bubbles

876
00:37:12,866 --> 00:37:16,299
club with tattoos who like getting in trouble

877
00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:19,766
lashes and diamonds atm machines

878
00:37:19,766 --> 00:37:22,933
buy myself all of my favorite things

879
00:37:23,166 --> 00:37:26,666
been through some bad shit i should be a savage

880
00:37:26,666 --> 00:37:30,133
who woulda thought it'd turn me to a savage

881
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:33,500
cars and my strings

882
00:37:33,500 --> 00:37:36,533
write my own checks like i write what i sing

883
00:37:36,566 --> 00:37:40,066
yeah my wrist stop watching my neck is flossy

884
00:37:40,066 --> 00:37:41,799
make big deposits

885
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:46,933
my gloss is poppin'you like my hair gee thanks just bought it

886
00:37:46,933 --> 00:37:50,166
i see it i like it i want it i got it

887
00:37:50,166 --> 00:37:52,533
yeah i want it i got it i want it

888
00:37:52,533 --> 00:37:57,266
i want it i got it i want it i got it i want it i got it

889
00:37:57,333 --> 00:37:58,399
我好累呀

890
00:37:58,400 --> 00:37:59,466
你截图完了

891
00:37:59,466 --> 00:38:00,066
没有啊

892
00:38:00,066 --> 00:38:01,066
我好累

893
00:38:01,366 --> 00:38:02,166
哈哈哈

894
00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:04,133
i want it i got it

895
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:06,533
my ideas are priceless i know

896
00:38:06,766 --> 00:38:09,666
我好累哈哈哎呀不行啊

897
00:38:09,666 --> 00:38:11,466
面部肌肉门乱了

898
00:38:11,666 --> 00:38:12,466
呀

899
00:38:12,733 --> 00:38:14,299
哈哈哈

900
00:38:14,366 --> 00:38:15,166
哎

901
00:38:15,966 --> 00:38:17,133
哎那个

902
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:21,100
好拽的猫猫厉害吧哈你有吗

903
00:38:24,900 --> 00:38:25,700
哈哈哈

904
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:27,600
呀

905
00:38:29,866 --> 00:38:30,699
可爱吗

906
00:38:31,533 --> 00:38:33,466
都什么年代还在看传统

907
00:38:33,466 --> 00:38:34,266
可爱

908
00:38:35,166 --> 00:38:35,966
嗯嗯

909
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:40,733
just got one car park right at the exit so you didn't expect

910
00:38:41,100 --> 00:38:43,933
you just like a robot i put hands in your

911
00:38:43,933 --> 00:38:44,866
生气礼物

912
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:47,200
谁说的一般

913
00:38:49,366 --> 00:38:50,333
讨厌你

914
00:38:51,533 --> 00:38:53,799
这个时候只要犯二对对对就好了

915
00:38:53,933 --> 00:38:58,933
she thinks just party i see it i like it i want it i got it

916
00:38:59,100 --> 00:39:00,966
非常纯正对吧

917
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:02,866
我觉得你就外嘴了

918
00:39:02,866 --> 00:39:03,866
嘿嘿嘿

919
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,333
这个是决战表情

920
00:39:07,333 --> 00:39:10,899
平常的时候不会做的很累的哈很累的

921
00:39:11,466 --> 00:39:12,533
嗯对吧

922
00:39:15,933 --> 00:39:18,199
哇大小姐好厉害哦

923
00:39:19,466 --> 00:39:20,199
look at my neck

924
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:22,800
look at my Jack ain't got no money to pay me respect

925
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:24,466
ain't no budget when i'm on the side

926
00:39:24,566 --> 00:39:27,199
if i like it and that's what i got yeah i want it

927
00:39:27,300 --> 00:39:29,800
i got it i want it i got it

928
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:31,966
什么面部水晶眼

929
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,866
哈哈当然不是按键了

930
00:39:33,866 --> 00:39:36,466
是我自己的脸部表情来做的

931
00:39:36,466 --> 00:39:37,866
这你们都不知道

932
00:39:37,866 --> 00:39:40,099
这个东西做成表情有多累

933
00:39:47,533 --> 00:39:49,899
啊我想起来我做梦梦到什么了

934
00:39:49,900 --> 00:39:51,800
我想起来我梦到我在一个

935
00:39:51,866 --> 00:39:53,466
主播公司里面工作

936
00:39:53,466 --> 00:39:55,966
开年度表彰大会的时候对吧

937
00:39:55,966 --> 00:39:59,499
别的主播都是那种星光闪耀对吧

938
00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:00,166
就是就是那

939
00:40:00,166 --> 00:40:01,999
种那种星光闪耀的出现

940
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,200
要么就是穿小礼服

941
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:04,666
要么就是穿自己的那种

942
00:40:04,700 --> 00:40:07,366
什么什么这个这个香奈儿小职业套装

943
00:40:07,366 --> 00:40:08,133
哪之类的

944
00:40:08,133 --> 00:40:09,999
只有我一个人扎了个马尾辫

945
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,933
然后我就留个留个留个刘海就过去了

946
00:40:13,266 --> 00:40:14,066
对

947
00:40:15,100 --> 00:40:16,466
然后大家都排排坐

948
00:40:16,466 --> 00:40:18,099
坐在礼堂里面的时候

949
00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:20,066
然后这个前面正在颁奖啊

950
00:40:20,066 --> 00:40:22,733
颁那个年度最佳最佳什么什么

951
00:40:22,966 --> 00:40:24,333
最佳什么主播来着

952
00:40:24,333 --> 00:40:26,299
最佳人气还是最佳营收来着

953
00:40:26,566 --> 00:40:27,666
这个这个这个

954
00:40:27,666 --> 00:40:29,566
忽然一道光照到我的身上

955
00:40:29,566 --> 00:40:32,133
然后大家就就就周围的人都看我

956
00:40:32,133 --> 00:40:33,999
然后看到一个女生啊我操

957
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:34,800
这人什么情况

958
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,966
怎么穿个短裤短袖扎个马尾辫就来了

959
00:40:38,166 --> 00:40:39,533
是不是打错光了呀

960
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:41,533
然后我我我说啊

961
00:40:41,766 --> 00:40:42,566
我说啊

962
00:40:42,566 --> 00:40:45,266
然后我就上台把那个奖杯给接过来了

963
00:40:45,266 --> 00:40:45,766
你知道吧

964
00:40:45,766 --> 00:40:47,466
我就把那个奖杯接过来了

965
00:40:47,900 --> 00:40:48,866
哈哈哈

966
00:40:48,866 --> 00:40:50,466
然后再让我说

967
00:40:50,533 --> 00:40:51,566
获奖感言

968
00:40:51,566 --> 00:40:53,099
我说我不知道为什么

969
00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:55,133
我说谢谢谢谢我的关注啊

970
00:40:55,133 --> 00:40:56,866
谢谢大家这个然后

971
00:40:57,100 --> 00:40:59,466
呃我觉得大家可能很多人不太理解

972
00:40:59,466 --> 00:41:01,099
为什么主播能做啊

973
00:41:01,100 --> 00:41:04,100
为什么我能登上这个奖台领这个奖

974
00:41:04,100 --> 00:41:06,100
所以我但是我也不太理解

975
00:41:06,100 --> 00:41:07,900
所以我今天都没有准备啊

976
00:41:07,900 --> 00:41:09,133
这个实际上我

977
00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:11,400
我直播的内容是是虚拟主播

978
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:12,366
我不需要露脸的

979
00:41:12,366 --> 00:41:15,499
所以我不能穿礼服在家穿礼服很勒吧

980
00:41:15,500 --> 00:41:17,133
我都看到你们在缩肚子了

981
00:41:17,133 --> 00:41:18,866
这个礼服真的很很撑人

982
00:41:18,900 --> 00:41:19,666
然后然后

983
00:41:19,666 --> 00:41:20,333
我一直看到

984
00:41:20,333 --> 00:41:22,299
前排的有几个特别漂亮的女生

985
00:41:22,300 --> 00:41:23,700
眼里面已经有怒火了

986
00:41:23,700 --> 00:41:25,666
就在看着我哈哈哈

987
00:41:25,666 --> 00:41:28,399
然后我就赶快抱着我的奖牌跑了

988
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:29,200
对啊

989
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:33,200
小妹也很奇怪但事实就是这样

990
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:34,366
晚上好房车

991
00:41:34,466 --> 00:41:35,499
对我不知道为什

992
00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:36,300
么呀

993
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:39,400
不见那个什么TV是吧我就梦里面

994
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,300
我还记得要谢谢你们呢

995
00:41:41,300 --> 00:41:43,666
我真好真是的

996
00:41:43,666 --> 00:41:44,499
我这么好

997
00:41:44,500 --> 00:41:47,100
你们都不不把我当成一个好人

998
00:41:47,133 --> 00:41:49,466
我自己都觉得我这么好人

999
00:41:49,666 --> 00:41:50,466
嗯

1000
00:41:52,366 --> 00:41:54,299
好开我润哈哈哈

1001
00:41:54,300 --> 00:41:55,766
主播语速好快啊

1002
00:41:55,766 --> 00:41:57,499
我语速一直都这么快啊

1003
00:41:57,500 --> 00:42:00,733
只是平常那个就今天太困了

1004
00:42:00,733 --> 00:42:02,366
然后就没来得及这么快

1005
00:42:02,366 --> 00:42:04,933
坏女人我不是坏女人了

1006
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,400
主要就是感觉周围的人看我都像

1007
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:08,933
这人什么地方乱入来的

1008
00:42:08,933 --> 00:42:10,566
然后我就我就

1009
00:42:11,333 --> 00:42:12,666
没没憋住

1010
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,366
四舍五入梦梦梦见我了

1011
00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:18,099
对我还梦到给我发了一个什么来着

1012
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:18,900
呃

1013
00:42:18,900 --> 00:42:21,666
这个公司对我的奖励居然是让我当场

1014
00:42:21,666 --> 00:42:22,666
开一把大乱斗

1015
00:42:22,666 --> 00:42:23,866
跟我说保赢

1016
00:42:25,300 --> 00:42:25,566
我

1017
00:42:25,566 --> 00:42:28,099
不知道我是对于大乱斗的这个段位

1018
00:42:28,100 --> 00:42:28,900
是不是太有

1019
00:42:28,900 --> 00:42:30,000
执念了已经

1020
00:42:31,766 --> 00:42:33,999
就那个公司给我的奖励

1021
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,400
本来应该有奖励金吧

1022
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:36,166
他他跟我说

1023
00:42:36,166 --> 00:42:38,499
你你你打开哔哩哔哩开一把大乱斗

1024
00:42:38,500 --> 00:42:39,466
我保赢

1025
00:42:40,533 --> 00:42:43,066
然后我们就在这个这个这个

1026
00:42:43,566 --> 00:42:45,933
后面的那个投影仪上面

1027
00:42:45,933 --> 00:42:48,266
然后把这个手机屏幕

1028
00:42:48,333 --> 00:42:50,733
大乱斗画面投到了这个屏幕上啊

1029
00:42:50,733 --> 00:42:52,966
我们就在原地等了5分钟

1030
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,766
对面结果排到了一个公会啊

1031
00:42:54,766 --> 00:42:56,999
结果我们家真的就帮我保赢了一把

1032
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,266
好像打了两三万还有多少来着

1033
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:01,333
然后周围的人都惊呆了

1034
00:43:01,333 --> 00:43:03,199
然后周围的围观群众哦

1035
00:43:06,133 --> 00:43:07,499
我不知道呀

1036
00:43:08,133 --> 00:43:10,766
然后我就拿着我这两三万回家了

1037
00:43:10,766 --> 00:43:12,166
就莫名其妙的

1038
00:43:12,933 --> 00:43:15,499
主播开一把大乱斗我保对面赢

1039
00:43:15,500 --> 00:43:17,300
对啊这一看就不是编的

1040
00:43:17,300 --> 00:43:19,700
这编怎么能编的这么没有挑

1041
00:43:21,866 --> 00:43:24,499
真是梦里会出现无厘头桥段

1042
00:43:24,500 --> 00:43:25,200
是这样的

1043
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:27,366
我就记得特别清楚那个大乱斗

1044
00:43:27,500 --> 00:43:29,966
开始的那个特效在那个后面的大

1045
00:43:29,966 --> 00:43:32,299
屏幕上闪过我跟主持人

1046
00:43:32,300 --> 00:43:33,566
两个人相顾无言

1047
00:43:33,566 --> 00:43:34,866
然后边上的这个

1048
00:43:34,900 --> 00:43:36,866
这个一穿穿礼服的妹子

1049
00:43:36,866 --> 00:43:39,333
然后都都很无语的看着我们

1050
00:43:39,333 --> 00:43:40,333
就这种感觉

1051
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:42,333
两三万就保赢了吗

1052
00:43:42,333 --> 00:43:43,899
两三万还保赢不了啊

1053
00:43:43,900 --> 00:43:44,700
我找

1054
00:43:44,866 --> 00:43:48,166
胜利公主奖杯他做梦都想赢大乱斗

1055
00:43:48,166 --> 00:43:49,099
那上辈子

1056
00:43:49,166 --> 00:43:52,266
哎呀上上上一个赛季被爆杀的太狠了

1057
00:43:52,266 --> 00:43:55,166
老被人家一块2块钱的然后

1058
00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:56,100
然后对吧

1059
00:43:56,100 --> 00:43:57,500
尤其还有人骗我

1060
00:43:57,500 --> 00:43:59,866
有人说宝赢宝赢你开吧主播

1061
00:43:59,900 --> 00:44:02,066
然后给主播搞输了对吧

1062
00:44:02,066 --> 00:44:04,166
这个输其实不是什么问题

1063
00:44:04,266 --> 00:44:07,099
最大的事就是主播已经对你怀揣希望

1064
00:44:07,100 --> 00:44:09,500
结果你又要打碎主播的希望

1065
00:44:09,500 --> 00:44:10,800
这真的很残忍

1066
00:44:10,966 --> 00:44:11,966
哈哈哈

1067
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:12,733
哈哈哈

1068
00:44:12,733 --> 00:44:14,133
做梦都在直播了

1069
00:44:14,133 --> 00:44:16,566
所以说这做梦上班真是挺累的

1070
00:44:16,566 --> 00:44:18,166
后再也不想做梦上班了

1071
00:44:18,166 --> 00:44:20,333
希望做梦能让主播梦到一些什么

1072
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:21,166
谈恋爱呀

1073
00:44:21,166 --> 00:44:22,733
旅游啊之类的内容

1074
00:44:22,733 --> 00:44:25,099
然后弥补一下现实生活中的缺憾

1075
00:44:25,466 --> 00:44:26,566
最好再让我梦

1076
00:44:26,566 --> 00:44:28,733
梦到我变成穿礼服的漂亮妹妹

1077
00:44:28,733 --> 00:44:29,799
而不是不会化妆

1078
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:30,766
穿个短袖

1079
00:44:30,766 --> 00:44:33,366
扎个马尾就是参加公司年会的代理

1080
00:44:35,366 --> 00:44:36,166
哎

1081
00:44:36,933 --> 00:44:37,866
受不了了

1082
00:44:38,133 --> 00:44:39,533
终于想起来了

1083
00:44:39,533 --> 00:44:42,299
感觉这个梦潜意识里面惦记着他

1084
00:44:42,300 --> 00:44:45,066
然后我就一直有那种对他的惦记感

1085
00:44:45,066 --> 00:44:47,533
脑容量里面就分了一部分在想这件事

1086
00:44:47,533 --> 00:44:48,333
上

1087
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:52,200
说谈恋爱小男友做梦谈恋爱算了吧

1088
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:53,133
为什么呀

1089
00:44:53,566 --> 00:44:54,366
嗯

1090
00:44:55,166 --> 00:44:56,533
谈恋爱不好吗

1091
00:44:56,566 --> 00:44:57,966
这个有什么说法吗

1092
00:44:58,333 --> 00:44:59,133
哎

1093
00:45:02,666 --> 00:45:05,199
醒来跟失恋了一样巨难受啊

1094
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:06,966
没事反正这个

1095
00:45:08,466 --> 00:45:11,699
主播基本上会会梦到不认识的人啊

1096
00:45:11,700 --> 00:45:12,766
所以无所谓啊

1097
00:45:13,166 --> 00:45:15,499
小男友男友小男友

1098
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:17,700
没有小男友了

1099
00:45:19,133 --> 00:45:19,333
哎

1100
00:45:19,333 --> 00:45:22,399
不过我觉得梦是有一定的相反导向的

1101
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:23,900
就我高中的时候

1102
00:45:24,333 --> 00:45:25,133
呃

1103
00:45:25,566 --> 00:45:26,999
曾经梦到过一个

1104
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,766
同班同学的男生然后梦到

1105
00:45:30,500 --> 00:45:33,133
梦到梦到梦到个什么内容来着

1106
00:45:33,133 --> 00:45:36,366
反正就是呃在操场前面看到他了

1107
00:45:36,533 --> 00:45:39,699
然后结果就是当当时刚刚文理分班

1108
00:45:39,766 --> 00:45:41,799
对梦到一个同班同学的男生

1109
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:43,200
就之前一句话都没说过

1110
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:44,666
我也不知道他长什么样子

1111
00:45:44,900 --> 00:45:47,200
然后我就知道但是我知道是他

1112
00:45:47,333 --> 00:45:48,133
结果就是

1113
00:45:48,133 --> 00:45:49,766
之后有机会跟他说话的时候

1114
00:45:49,766 --> 00:45:51,766
发现他是我们班唯一一个傻软

1115
00:45:51,766 --> 00:45:52,799
二次元啊

1116
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:54,400
然后就成为了主播

1117
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,333
高中唯一一个男生朋友

1118
00:45:58,866 --> 00:46:01,533
不认识的人怎么梦到的没有模型啊

1119
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:03,566
对就是很就一个人

1120
00:46:03,566 --> 00:46:05,666
把很多个人的特点融合在一起了

1121
00:46:05,666 --> 00:46:07,099
就相当于是不认识的人吧

1122
00:46:07,100 --> 00:46:08,166
我觉得是这样的

1123
00:46:09,866 --> 00:46:10,366
这个梦

1124
00:46:10,366 --> 00:46:12,766
我觉得还是有一定的玄学成分在的

1125
00:46:12,933 --> 00:46:13,733
对

1126
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,100
呃什么呀

1127
00:46:22,666 --> 00:46:25,866
不是这个没有没有没有没有

1128
00:46:26,166 --> 00:46:28,399
哎但是是二次元哎

1129
00:46:28,466 --> 00:46:30,066
哈哈哈

1130
00:46:34,900 --> 00:46:36,266
就我们班中的一个二次元

1131
00:46:36,266 --> 00:46:38,666
被主播非常精准的点出来了呀

1132
00:46:38,666 --> 00:46:40,866
我觉得我的梦还是有一定的力量的

1133
00:46:42,166 --> 00:46:42,933
还真是

1134
00:46:42,933 --> 00:46:45,466
梦是用记忆里的材料重组而成的

1135
00:46:45,466 --> 00:46:46,299
有点被冒犯

1136
00:46:46,300 --> 00:46:47,333
没事了我也是

1137
00:46:47,333 --> 00:46:49,199
哎呀我也是我也是

1138
00:46:49,500 --> 00:46:50,800
咱们大家都一样啊

1139
00:46:50,900 --> 00:46:52,133
高中社恐嫁衣

1140
00:46:52,133 --> 00:46:52,799
主要是

1141
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:55,266
现在想想就是不是我不喜欢社交

1142
00:46:55,266 --> 00:46:57,866
然后我跟大家这么侃侃而谈对吧

1143
00:46:57,933 --> 00:47:00,266
这个呃都有点太普信了

1144
00:47:00,266 --> 00:47:01,699
谈的有点普信了都

1145
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:02,900
哈哈哈

1146
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:04,533
但是那个就

1147
00:47:04,533 --> 00:47:06,799
高中时候不想社交纯粹是因为

1148
00:47:08,500 --> 00:47:09,566
现实中的人

1149
00:47:09,566 --> 00:47:11,566
你没办法选择你认不认识他

1150
00:47:11,566 --> 00:47:12,999
所以他表面讨厌你

1151
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,266
他为了表面的和平

1152
00:47:14,266 --> 00:47:16,133
他还得假装他喜欢你

1153
00:47:16,133 --> 00:47:18,333
我讨厌这种表面一套背后一套的事情

1154
00:47:18,333 --> 00:47:19,599
我也不希望就

1155
00:47:19,700 --> 00:47:21,966
呃我觉得人家啊挺好的人呐

1156
00:47:21,966 --> 00:47:22,733
就结果人家在

1157
00:47:22,733 --> 00:47:25,266
背后评价我啊这人啊这人是个傻逼

1158
00:47:25,266 --> 00:47:26,933
但是碍于同班同学的面子

1159
00:47:26,933 --> 00:47:28,299
我不得不跟他交流

1160
00:47:28,500 --> 00:47:30,000
我不喜欢这种情况呀

1161
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:33,133
还有就是就那些朋友就也不是朋友吧

1162
00:47:33,133 --> 00:47:35,133
那些同学我觉得他们就

1163
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:41,100
有点太精神小伙社会小妹了

1164
00:47:41,100 --> 00:47:43,600
有点不符合我的我的想法

1165
00:47:45,900 --> 00:47:46,666
欢迎花花

1166
00:47:46,666 --> 00:47:47,799
谢谢这个好日

1167
00:47:49,533 --> 00:47:56,366
耶米娜亚巴力二次元的错误吧耶

1168
00:47:57,133 --> 00:47:59,099
主播我扫雷卡住了

1169
00:47:59,100 --> 00:48:02,466
扫雷这么高智商的游戏你还要找我来

1170
00:48:02,466 --> 00:48:04,199
那你真是想太多了

1171
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:07,066
好吧梦的表象不会有新东西

1172
00:48:07,066 --> 00:48:08,599
全都是来自记忆的

1173
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:09,666
我知道的

1174
00:48:10,066 --> 00:48:10,733
嗯

1175
00:48:10,733 --> 00:48:12,566
喜欢二次元的咪呢

1176
00:48:12,666 --> 00:48:15,766
都是轰动力亚瑟系的people吧

1177
00:48:16,500 --> 00:48:18,766
主播我刚刚去厕所

1178
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:20,766
有个蜘蛛掉在我的脸前

1179
00:48:20,766 --> 00:48:22,166
给我下了一身蘑菇

1180
00:48:22,166 --> 00:48:24,733
是蜘蛛宝宝还是蜘蛛爸爸呀

1181
00:48:24,966 --> 00:48:27,466
是那个1厘米那么大的还是

1182
00:48:27,533 --> 00:48:29,699
呃三五厘米那么大的呀

1183
00:48:32,100 --> 00:48:34,100
梦到带女孩子回家吃饭

1184
00:48:34,100 --> 00:48:36,166
似乎想不出是哪个女孩子

1185
00:48:36,533 --> 00:48:38,133
如果想不出来是哪个女孩子

1186
00:48:38,133 --> 00:48:40,133
统一认为是刘亦菲吧

1187
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:41,666
晚上好

1188
00:48:47,100 --> 00:48:49,766
感觉有的时候梦他是真的会反应

1189
00:48:49,766 --> 00:48:52,733
反应出来那种人的想法

1190
00:48:52,766 --> 00:48:55,299
我小的时候就丢三落四的

1191
00:48:55,366 --> 00:48:57,699
经常找不到自己戴的眼镜

1192
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:00,933
后面这个问题被一劳永逸的解决了

1193
00:49:00,933 --> 00:49:02,766
因为我不戴眼镜了

1194
00:49:03,666 --> 00:49:04,799
就就那个

1195
00:49:04,866 --> 00:49:07,333
呃小的时候找不到自己戴的眼镜

1196
00:49:07,333 --> 00:49:09,099
经常就丢来丢去的

1197
00:49:09,100 --> 00:49:11,933
当时那个年代大家不知道网上散光

1198
00:49:11,933 --> 00:49:12,933
不知道网上

1199
00:49:14,133 --> 00:49:15,133
配镜之类的

1200
00:49:15,133 --> 00:49:17,666
每次都要跑很远去眼镜店

1201
00:49:17,666 --> 00:49:19,799
一副就五六百贼贵

1202
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:24,166
然后家里面就总是总是骂我丢三落四

1203
00:49:24,166 --> 00:49:25,766
就是丢三落四呀

1204
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:28,800
丢三落四是我们这边的方言

1205
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:30,300
丢三落四我知道

1206
00:49:30,733 --> 00:49:31,533
嗯

1207
00:49:34,966 --> 00:49:36,333
从来没戴过眼镜那

1208
00:49:36,333 --> 00:49:39,799
你说明你已经超过了80%的人人的这个

1209
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:41,100
视力水平了

1210
00:49:41,933 --> 00:49:43,699
在直播间睡觉了晚安

1211
00:49:43,700 --> 00:49:45,700
晚安看到了

1212
00:49:46,066 --> 00:49:49,799
是你转身走远再也看不见

1213
00:49:57,566 --> 00:49:59,866
都说我太深了不戴就看不清

1214
00:49:59,866 --> 00:50:01,166
我是远视了

1215
00:50:01,166 --> 00:50:03,766
但远视的话一般会并发一个散光

1216
00:50:03,766 --> 00:50:05,166
散光就不太好了

1217
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:07,066
就所以说

1218
00:50:08,300 --> 00:50:10,666
当时就又一次把眼镜框

1219
00:50:10,666 --> 00:50:12,499
不知道放到什么地方去了

1220
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:14,333
然后家里面就很着急

1221
00:50:14,333 --> 00:50:15,866
然后我说别急

1222
00:50:16,066 --> 00:50:17,899
之后晚上睡觉的时候做梦

1223
00:50:17,900 --> 00:50:20,100
梦到眼镜在抽屉的那个

1224
00:50:20,100 --> 00:50:21,466
就家里面书桌的

1225
00:50:21,466 --> 00:50:24,099
最右边的一个抽屉的角落里面

1226
00:50:24,333 --> 00:50:26,399
如果我醒了之后去那个书桌里面找

1227
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:27,266
真的就找到了

1228
00:50:27,266 --> 00:50:28,899
跟那个位置一模一样的

1229
00:50:28,966 --> 00:50:30,866
所以我感觉人在做梦的时候

1230
00:50:30,866 --> 00:50:32,699
其实如果你白天

1231
00:50:32,766 --> 00:50:34,733
也会在想一些事情的话

1232
00:50:34,733 --> 00:50:36,699
你的潜意识就会反应出来

1233
00:50:37,566 --> 00:50:39,466
谢谢娘娘的盛典门票

1234
00:50:39,466 --> 00:50:41,566
你也会等你阿力盖的欢迎你

1235
00:50:41,566 --> 00:50:44,066
是杀手2全控线时间一直盯着屏幕的

1236
00:50:44,066 --> 00:50:45,166
哎呀我也是啊

1237
00:50:46,066 --> 00:50:48,599
谢谢皮套人别想赚我米的IC啊

1238
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:49,600
红灯你还离开抖

1239
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:51,566
让我们看看皮套人别想赚我米

1240
00:50:51,566 --> 00:50:52,599
说了些什么吧

1241
00:50:52,666 --> 00:50:56,333
骂我呃你是猪呃你是猪

1242
00:50:58,700 --> 00:51:00,533
你是猪嘿

1243
00:51:02,333 --> 00:51:04,299
好了好了谢谢爱心你

1244
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:05,566
感谢支持

1245
00:51:05,966 --> 00:51:09,599
日有所思夜有所梦就是这种感觉吧

1246
00:51:12,566 --> 00:51:14,899
大家宣传一下美颜美颜

1247
00:51:14,966 --> 00:51:17,733
想充一下160件

1248
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:20,600
如果这个大家呃

1249
00:51:21,300 --> 00:51:22,100
嗯

1250
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:24,133
哎算了不往前说了

1251
00:51:24,133 --> 00:51:26,133
哈哈哈不好意思

1252
00:51:28,933 --> 00:51:30,666
燕宝再捏再捏

1253
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:39,000
热热

1254
00:51:41,366 --> 00:51:42,166
谢谢

1255
00:51:58,566 --> 00:52:00,399
欢迎爱笑晚上好

1256
00:52:02,966 --> 00:52:04,599
这计划论声音太大了

1257
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:06,533
主播又在充160件了

1258
00:52:06,700 --> 00:52:08,200
主播这个什么呀

1259
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:10,766
这个排出三文大钱对吧

1260
00:52:11,700 --> 00:52:13,666
三文铜板排在桌板上

1261
00:52:13,666 --> 00:52:15,666
又来到了这个VIP酒馆了

1262
00:52:15,666 --> 00:52:16,466
然后

1263
00:52:16,900 --> 00:52:18,800
周围的观众周围的音乐人就

1264
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:22,400
笑道Miamia你又在充160遍了

1265
00:52:22,466 --> 00:52:26,099
然后Miamia这个这个一急啊一上头

1266
00:52:26,166 --> 00:52:28,199
这个脸上就红了起来

1267
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:29,533
说着什么啊

1268
00:52:29,700 --> 00:52:30,933
烟烟人的事

1269
00:52:30,966 --> 00:52:31,899
烟宝的事

1270
00:52:31,900 --> 00:52:33,566
这个这个虚拟主播啊

1271
00:52:33,566 --> 00:52:35,799
数据波动都是正常的之类

1272
00:52:35,966 --> 00:52:37,733
大家听不懂的话云云

1273
00:52:37,733 --> 00:52:38,366
这个这个

1274
00:52:38,366 --> 00:52:40,699
直播间内一时充满了快乐的空气

1275
00:52:40,700 --> 00:52:41,533
啊哈哈哈

1276
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:45,100
谢谢阿香的干杯以后等你安利个豆

1277
00:52:45,100 --> 00:52:46,900
感谢支持谢谢谢谢

1278
00:52:46,900 --> 00:52:49,100
你怎么又充160件试一下吗

1279
00:52:49,133 --> 00:52:50,466
因为下周不掉船

1280
00:52:50,466 --> 00:52:51,533
下周不掉船

1281
00:52:51,866 --> 00:52:55,133
所以说想试一下170所以先冲一下160

1282
00:52:55,133 --> 00:52:57,699
不要太高了就觉得达不到了

1283
00:52:58,300 --> 00:53:01,066
好难的可乐西怎么了

1284
00:53:01,100 --> 00:53:03,300
有个不知名社团来截胡我

1285
00:53:03,300 --> 00:53:04,966
那你别被截吗对吧

1286
00:53:04,966 --> 00:53:06,999
好像很多次主播宣布充160

1287
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:07,933
最后都没充上

1288
00:53:07,933 --> 00:53:10,333
哈哈哈最后都没充上

1289
00:53:10,333 --> 00:53:11,899
谢谢仓鼠间的贝克拉

1290
00:53:11,900 --> 00:53:14,333
感谢支持大尾巴抱抱

1291
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:17,500
只有我能抱到哦

1292
00:53:19,466 --> 00:53:20,799
晚上好阿香

1293
00:53:22,466 --> 00:53:25,499
啊香草加橙汁啊

1294
00:53:25,500 --> 00:53:28,266
你把莫洋老师的干杯送给我

1295
00:53:28,266 --> 00:53:31,666
莫洋老师知道了不会揍你吧

1296
00:53:31,766 --> 00:53:34,666
你把莫洋老师的干杯送给我

1297
00:53:34,666 --> 00:53:36,533
和我一起喝饮料

1298
00:53:36,566 --> 00:53:39,999
莫洋老师知道了他不会生气吧

1299
00:53:40,533 --> 00:53:42,566
我要老师真的好可怕

1300
00:53:42,733 --> 00:53:46,366
不像我我只会心疼干杯

1301
00:53:47,533 --> 00:53:48,899
哈哈哈哈

1302
00:53:48,900 --> 00:53:51,333
烂烂烂烂个烂

1303
00:53:51,933 --> 00:53:55,299
你要试试170这样就160了对吧对吧这

1304
00:53:55,533 --> 00:53:56,366
哈哈哈

1305
00:53:57,933 --> 00:53:58,733
好烂

1306
00:53:59,566 --> 00:54:01,266
谢谢花花的分享啊

1307
00:54:01,266 --> 00:54:02,533
欢迎大家啊李改造

1308
00:54:02,666 --> 00:54:03,733
感谢支持

1309
00:54:03,900 --> 00:54:05,300
茶妹来了啊

1310
00:54:05,300 --> 00:54:07,700
主播一直都推杯换盏

1311
00:54:07,733 --> 00:54:10,499
推杯换盏对吧主播主播主播

1312
00:54:10,500 --> 00:54:14,666
其实可讨厌茶了但但是这个怎么说呢

1313
00:54:14,766 --> 00:54:16,199
偶尔玩一下还是好的

1314
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:17,866
我又不天天玩对吧

1315
00:54:18,266 --> 00:54:18,933
心疼干杯

1316
00:54:18,933 --> 00:54:20,733
我只会心疼礼物啊

1317
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,000
有没有可能是梦

1318
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,200
瑶老师叫香草哥送你这里的啊

1319
00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:25,466
那我只会心疼

1320
00:54:25,500 --> 00:54:26,300
呃

1321
00:54:27,366 --> 00:54:28,133
那不心疼

1322
00:54:28,133 --> 00:54:29,766
香草心疼干杯

1323
00:54:29,766 --> 00:54:30,666
哈哈哈

1324
00:54:32,100 --> 00:54:35,166
我感觉梦瑶跟香草心疼谁都不合适

1325
00:54:35,166 --> 00:54:36,966
干脆就心疼干杯了

1326
00:54:36,966 --> 00:54:39,533
怎么了人人开心就好

1327
00:54:39,533 --> 00:54:41,199
姓米爱米守护米

1328
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:43,600
别买差不多得了呃

1329
00:54:46,100 --> 00:54:48,000
哎想说到哪来着

1330
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:51,000
啊

1331
00:54:51,966 --> 00:54:53,199
哎呀

1332
00:54:53,933 --> 00:54:54,733
嗯

1333
00:54:57,366 --> 00:54:59,133
把目标定到200件吧

1334
00:54:59,133 --> 00:55:01,566
这样冲冲就能一直冲了是吧

1335
00:55:02,733 --> 00:55:05,366
你只会心疼叔叔你可别心疼叔叔啊

1336
00:55:05,366 --> 00:55:08,066
这个是有流水他才会忙到礼物的

1337
00:55:08,333 --> 00:55:10,599
i can't get you back again

1338
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:12,666
i've found someone new

1339
00:55:12,700 --> 00:55:17,333
i threw away our records'cause they all play out of tune

1340
00:55:17,333 --> 00:55:20,066
i don't care if you ask them

1341
00:55:20,066 --> 00:55:22,533
i don't need another friend

1342
00:55:22,533 --> 00:55:26,933
i don't need the ooh ah ha ha ha ha ooh

1343
00:55:27,133 --> 00:55:28,866
晚上好水果王

1344
00:55:29,300 --> 00:55:30,466
这么晚还没睡

1345
00:55:30,466 --> 00:55:32,199
主播和你分享一个事

1346
00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:33,066
嗯嗯

1347
00:55:33,366 --> 00:55:34,333
我想听

1348
00:55:37,700 --> 00:55:38,900
确实不好忙红包啊

1349
00:55:38,900 --> 00:55:39,566
你等b l

1350
00:55:39,566 --> 00:55:42,133
s打决赛的时候你就到处去忙吧

1351
00:55:42,133 --> 00:55:45,599
那个等等马上要打那个全站总选了

1352
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:47,933
全站总选的时候红包是漫天乱飞的

1353
00:55:47,933 --> 00:55:48,799
你就不用在意了

1354
00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:51,566
你就全站总选好好看一眼就行了

1355
00:55:57,666 --> 00:56:01,199
事呢事呢香啊香

1356
00:56:01,733 --> 00:56:02,533
哎

1357
00:56:13,500 --> 00:56:13,800
only

1358
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:17,100
on the Hood and i can leave you last

1359
00:56:17,366 --> 00:56:20,266
yet i Don't need another friend

1360
00:56:20,266 --> 00:56:22,133
i Don't need a look at

1361
00:56:22,733 --> 00:56:23,533
him

1362
00:56:26,266 --> 00:56:29,166
我把宝宝红包叫捡垃圾

1363
00:56:29,166 --> 00:56:30,333
捡垃圾养育

1364
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:35,600
你把钱都打给别的女人吧

1365
00:56:36,700 --> 00:56:41,100
他会啊不烟烟会自己捡垃圾吃的

1366
00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:43,166
最爱你了

1367
00:56:43,300 --> 00:56:44,900
我的宝

1368
00:56:46,300 --> 00:56:48,166
我最近老多刷到这个视频

1369
00:56:48,166 --> 00:56:50,966
每次一刷我就我就我就

1370
00:56:50,966 --> 00:56:53,266
我就忍不住想进去

1371
00:56:53,566 --> 00:56:55,333
听一下这个你们知道吗

1372
00:56:55,333 --> 00:56:56,866
我就真的我特别忍不住

1373
00:56:56,866 --> 00:56:58,133
每次都想听这个

1374
00:56:59,766 --> 00:57:01,766
还有那个那个什么来着

1375
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:06,800
最讨厌你癞蛤蟆

1376
00:57:07,066 --> 00:57:07,999
哈哈哈

1377
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:08,533
哎呀

1378
00:57:08,533 --> 00:57:11,066
感觉他录的那个小视频确实好听啊

1379
00:57:11,066 --> 00:57:13,899
倩倩主播我想听你唱含金量

1380
00:57:14,933 --> 00:57:16,933
这天天唱这个也赖了是吧

1381
00:57:16,933 --> 00:57:19,299
乱乱乱抄他费文案都不改名

1382
00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:21,300
主播多捡点别饿着

1383
00:57:21,733 --> 00:57:23,933
主播自己捡的话得开小号去捡了

1384
00:57:23,933 --> 00:57:25,999
开自己大号去捡的话很难的

1385
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:27,266
捡不到

1386
00:57:28,366 --> 00:57:29,866
还有娇娇骂人的

1387
00:57:30,700 --> 00:57:33,500
我这个朋友就是在外面纯捡垃圾吃的

1388
00:57:33,500 --> 00:57:36,166
还真是这样啊谢谢大家开着这个行业

1389
00:57:36,366 --> 00:57:37,933
谢谢你啊哥们

1390
00:57:37,933 --> 00:57:40,899
今天买了一个榴莲味的雪糕

1391
00:57:40,900 --> 00:57:43,800
腻麻麻的太臭了感觉太

1392
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:46,166
哈哈哈

1393
00:57:46,966 --> 00:57:48,133
哎呀

1394
00:57:48,766 --> 00:57:50,766
哎呀主播是不吃榴莲的

1395
00:57:50,766 --> 00:57:51,199
但是我

1396
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:53,466
我隔着屏幕已经感觉到了你的这个

1397
00:57:53,466 --> 00:57:54,499
哈哈哈

1398
00:57:54,500 --> 00:57:56,100
他是雪糕刺客吗

1399
00:57:56,100 --> 00:57:57,266
他多少钱

1400
00:57:58,200 --> 00:57:58,800
他多少钱

1401
00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:01,300
买的榴莲雪糕肯定不便宜吧

1402
00:58:04,333 --> 00:58:08,166
理论上来说低温会让果糖更甜

1403
00:58:08,166 --> 00:58:10,133
所以你冷冻的那些果茶呀

1404
00:58:10,133 --> 00:58:12,266
真的要比热果茶要甜很多

1405
00:58:12,300 --> 00:58:13,766
冷冻的果汁也是

1406
00:58:13,766 --> 00:58:16,099
所以我们可以合理推测

1407
00:58:16,166 --> 00:58:17,599
冷冻的榴莲雪糕

1408
00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:20,400
会比常温的榴莲本身更臭

1409
00:58:20,533 --> 00:58:21,766
哈哈哈

1410
00:58:21,900 --> 00:58:24,200
晚上好天水之星谢谢你的提督

1411
00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:25,533
你是不是跟我续提督了

1412
00:58:25,533 --> 00:58:27,199
他们还说我是朴信女

1413
00:58:27,300 --> 00:58:29,566
我谢谢你他们说我是朴信女

1414
00:58:29,566 --> 00:58:32,066
说大娃怎么可能黑屏给你续提督

1415
00:58:32,133 --> 00:58:33,466
你真是想太多了

1416
00:58:33,466 --> 00:58:34,466
哈哈哈

1417
00:58:34,500 --> 00:58:36,166
谢谢天水之星的提督

1418
00:58:36,166 --> 00:58:36,999
爱你感动

1419
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:39,333
你不吃什么不吃

1420
00:58:39,333 --> 00:58:40,899
9块5那尖尖的

1421
00:58:40,900 --> 00:58:43,300
卡在这个贵跟不贵之间的感觉

1422
00:58:43,300 --> 00:58:45,733
我居然有一天会说9块5的雪糕不贵

1423
00:58:45,966 --> 00:58:47,133
我印象里面

1424
00:58:47,133 --> 00:58:49,499
我真的在国内我一次梦龙都没有吃过

1425
00:58:49,500 --> 00:58:51,466
我觉得9块一个真的太贵了

1426
00:58:51,933 --> 00:58:53,866
我没有去啊真的吗

1427
00:58:55,533 --> 00:59:00,399
那我为什么看到了你的高能榜上面有

1428
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:01,800
啊

1429
00:59:02,500 --> 00:59:03,400
你什么意思

1430
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:04,400
你跟他们敢come

1431
00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:05,066
不是吧

1432
00:59:05,066 --> 00:59:07,666
我看到高能榜上面有一起16,000分的

1433
00:59:07,666 --> 00:59:08,133
你了

1434
00:59:08,133 --> 00:59:10,666
你给我解释一下这16,000分你干嘛的

1435
00:59:12,300 --> 00:59:13,900
因为他们那个

1436
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,000
你为了骂我是吧

1437
00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:21,100
重新开播了就没有了

1438
00:59:21,100 --> 00:59:22,166
我看到了

1439
00:59:22,266 --> 00:59:23,933
你等沃尔玛有活动再买

1440
00:59:23,933 --> 00:59:24,666
3块一个

1441
00:59:24,666 --> 00:59:26,899
国外吗合集绝技

1442
00:59:27,533 --> 00:59:28,999
行了他是去了

1443
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,466
我挂直播间看到你看有人给我作证

1444
00:59:31,466 --> 00:59:33,199
有球长给我作证你可不能

1445
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:35,300
哈哈哈你不能耍赖啊

1446
00:59:35,300 --> 00:59:36,400
听到没有

1447
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:39,400
真是的你看错了吧

1448
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:40,566
我可没看错啊

1449
00:59:40,566 --> 00:59:41,966
好吧哼

1450
00:59:42,733 --> 00:59:45,766
岁月史书我我就岁月史书

1451
00:59:46,733 --> 00:59:49,299
1万6也不够一个提督分啊

1452
00:59:49,300 --> 00:59:51,900
续费是这个的5毛一根我都不买

1453
00:59:51,900 --> 00:59:54,566
哦哦5毛不如感觉不如小布丁啊

1454
00:59:55,700 --> 00:59:57,533
真的吗国内沃尔玛3块一根

1455
00:59:57,533 --> 00:59:59,099
猛龙那什么什么家庭

1456
00:59:59,100 --> 01:00:02,700
啊卧槽 3块一个也太便宜了哎

1457
01:00:05,500 --> 01:00:07,066
梦梦到了也算

1458
01:00:07,300 --> 01:00:08,000
我没有

1459
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,500
我做梦梦到人家帮我打PK大乱斗啊

1460
01:00:10,500 --> 01:00:12,333
然后这个这个主播

1461
01:00:12,333 --> 01:00:13,766
主播一把打了两三万

1462
01:00:13,766 --> 01:00:14,799
最后打赢了

1463
01:00:14,966 --> 01:00:17,699
主播在工会里面的年终奖是

1464
01:00:17,966 --> 01:00:20,499
都工会说开一把大乱斗保赢

1465
01:00:20,733 --> 01:00:22,066
哈哈哈

1466
01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:24,666
你偶然路过直播间看到的啊

1467
01:00:24,666 --> 01:00:26,566
原来是偶然路过直播间的

1468
01:00:26,566 --> 01:00:28,466
我还以为是那个什么呢

1469
01:00:30,566 --> 01:00:31,699
我

1470
01:00:31,900 --> 01:00:34,800
刚来这边的时候3月还是4月来着

1471
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:36,566
去了一趟那个沃尔玛

1472
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:40,933
买了一桶咖啡加曲奇味的哈根达斯

1473
01:00:41,333 --> 01:00:44,799
呃大概是一磅左右吧可能还没到一磅

1474
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:45,933
一直吃到7月

1475
01:00:45,933 --> 01:00:47,966
现在已经7月了还剩一个底没吃完

1476
01:00:47,966 --> 01:00:49,166
哈哈哈

1477
01:00:49,966 --> 01:00:52,166
一共花了4.5刀啊

1478
01:00:52,166 --> 01:00:54,333
还剩一个点我吃了4个月

1479
01:00:54,333 --> 01:00:56,266
虽然我对雪糕的需求量不高

1480
01:00:56,266 --> 01:00:57,966
但我觉得还挺幸福的

1481
01:00:58,166 --> 01:01:01,699
天姐是不是去云南中修了合击绝技啊

1482
01:01:02,466 --> 01:01:04,299
他不知道去什么地方修炼了

1483
01:01:04,300 --> 01:01:06,800
他这个今天可能可能出门相亲去了吧

1484
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:09,466
今天好像找到了自己的新老婆啊

1485
01:01:09,466 --> 01:01:11,566
对啊今天好像出门相亲去了

1486
01:01:11,666 --> 01:01:12,466
嗯

1487
01:01:14,933 --> 01:01:16,166
祝福天地之心啊

1488
01:01:16,166 --> 01:01:18,399
获得了这个他他他的幸福啊

1489
01:01:23,866 --> 01:01:24,933
那蓝天顶

1490
01:01:25,166 --> 01:01:28,266
呃三年之气已到去郊县书院

1491
01:01:28,766 --> 01:01:31,133
你差不多得了吧欢迎瑶哥

1492
01:01:32,733 --> 01:01:34,166
这下这下不好说了

1493
01:01:34,166 --> 01:01:37,133
三年之期已到公园这个这个这个什么

1494
01:01:37,333 --> 01:01:37,866
不对啊

1495
01:01:37,866 --> 01:01:40,799
他是纳兰天顶的话应该是今天

1496
01:01:40,900 --> 01:01:43,866
他踩在我的脸上跟我说米呀咪呀

1497
01:01:43,866 --> 01:01:46,166
你这个充不到170斤的废物

1498
01:01:46,366 --> 01:01:48,966
我说三十年河东三十年河西

1499
01:01:48,966 --> 01:01:50,399
莫欺老年穷

1500
01:01:50,666 --> 01:01:52,666
等我再当虚拟主播三十年

1501
01:01:52,666 --> 01:01:54,166
我一定要让你刮目相看

1502
01:01:54,166 --> 01:01:55,766
然后我就把尾巴掰断

1503
01:01:55,866 --> 01:01:58,599
用这个断面写下这个毛笔雪书啊

1504
01:01:58,600 --> 01:02:01,533
然后这个这个退掉我们的这个养

1505
01:02:01,533 --> 01:02:02,766
妇女契约

1506
01:02:02,966 --> 01:02:04,166
哈哈哈

1507
01:02:08,100 --> 01:02:10,066
哥你为什么不回我私信啊

1508
01:02:10,066 --> 01:02:10,933
谁给我发私信了

1509
01:02:10,933 --> 01:02:11,866
我不知道呀

1510
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:13,800
阿香我那个米丁香

1511
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:15,666
我操那米丁香是你的呀

1512
01:02:15,900 --> 01:02:17,366
我以为是阿香的呢

1513
01:02:17,766 --> 01:02:18,666
快掰快掰

1514
01:02:18,666 --> 01:02:20,366
我要的微传消炎是吧

1515
01:02:20,366 --> 01:02:21,199
什么给我的号

1516
01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:22,700
是专门给你的号

1517
01:02:24,266 --> 01:02:25,666
断的那节送我

1518
01:02:25,666 --> 01:02:26,733
现在已经断了

1519
01:02:26,733 --> 01:02:28,999
这个是上7度或者美颜美甲断掉的

1520
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:30,766
尾巴扣一扣一

1521
01:02:31,266 --> 01:02:33,699
还有两天我要掉10个船

1522
01:02:34,366 --> 01:02:35,166
哈哈哈

1523
01:02:36,300 --> 01:02:37,500
因为你知道

1524
01:02:37,500 --> 01:02:40,000
因为我要出远门孕育了去外面

1525
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:41,700
你怎么出远门还孕育啊

1526
01:02:41,700 --> 01:02:43,700
主播现在巴不得出远门了

1527
01:02:43,700 --> 01:02:46,533
这主播你为什么不回我私信

1528
01:02:46,533 --> 01:02:48,133
就因为我没发私信了

1529
01:02:48,133 --> 01:02:49,933
他还真是因为你没发私信

1530
01:02:51,366 --> 01:02:52,666
大姐赠送吗

1531
01:02:52,666 --> 01:02:54,533
一一一一一

1532
01:02:54,900 --> 01:02:57,866
嗯假的假的你

1533
01:03:00,900 --> 01:03:04,266
谢谢萌新白宇的比克拉太破费了

1534
01:03:04,266 --> 01:03:05,533
感谢你的支持

1535
01:03:08,066 --> 01:03:09,466
你小学生

1536
01:03:09,933 --> 01:03:10,733
嗯

1537
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:14,733
你就是小小不行这攻击性太强了吧

1538
01:03:16,133 --> 01:03:17,499
真的比克拉斯呀

1539
01:03:17,500 --> 01:03:20,933
我我我差点刚才脱口而出这个这个

1540
01:03:20,933 --> 01:03:22,666
小学生不行啊

1541
01:03:22,666 --> 01:03:25,133
小学生不行就是小出生也不行

1542
01:03:25,133 --> 01:03:27,599
但是我觉得这攻击性好像太强了

1543
01:03:29,100 --> 01:03:30,900
主播你为什么不回我私信

1544
01:03:30,900 --> 01:03:32,100
就因为我懒得发吗

1545
01:03:32,100 --> 01:03:33,566
能不能不要说这些这个

1546
01:03:33,566 --> 01:03:35,599
达人显而易见的东西啊

1547
01:03:35,700 --> 01:03:37,566
主播都为大家的这个

1548
01:03:38,366 --> 01:03:40,099
技能程度感到担忧了

1549
01:03:40,100 --> 01:03:40,766
嗯

1550
01:03:40,766 --> 01:03:42,466
感觉我现在逐渐睡醒了

1551
01:03:42,466 --> 01:03:43,933
因为已经开始骂人了

1552
01:03:43,966 --> 01:03:44,799
哈哈哈

1553
01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:47,166
开始骂人了说明我睡醒了

1554
01:03:47,166 --> 01:03:48,499
你这里有一点问题啊

1555
01:03:48,500 --> 01:03:50,100
但我用PS帮你修好了

1556
01:03:50,100 --> 01:03:50,933
是这样的

1557
01:03:51,933 --> 01:03:53,366
还行攻击性一般

1558
01:03:53,366 --> 01:03:54,666
我被攻击了不是

1559
01:03:54,666 --> 01:03:56,333
没有没有攻击你

1560
01:03:56,533 --> 01:03:57,333
嗯

1561
01:03:57,600 --> 01:03:59,966
人家为什么没回复我的情书

1562
01:03:59,966 --> 01:04:01,766
就因为我没写吗

1563
01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:04,533
你在直播间赠送一个情书我会说

1564
01:04:04,533 --> 01:04:05,799
谢谢你的情书啊

1565
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:06,300
带什么内

1566
01:04:06,300 --> 01:04:07,300
容我也不知道

1567
01:04:07,866 --> 01:04:09,499
时间到了该盘了

1568
01:04:09,500 --> 01:04:11,500
真的吗你们舍得得我吗

1569
01:04:11,500 --> 01:04:14,333
我舍不得你们能不能别走好吗

1570
01:04:14,933 --> 01:04:17,266
别让我走了真是的

1571
01:04:17,266 --> 01:04:18,699
哎呀讨厌

1572
01:04:19,066 --> 01:04:22,599
刚刚主播差点说和我想的一样

1573
01:04:23,133 --> 01:04:26,299
都怪你了啊都怪你了

1574
01:04:27,466 --> 01:04:29,333
讨厌哎

1575
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:33,466
等一下要下播了主要就是

1576
01:04:34,500 --> 01:04:35,733
想出门了

1577
01:04:36,733 --> 01:04:38,466
小时候的战场了

1578
01:04:41,666 --> 01:04:43,166
别改好了

1579
01:04:43,366 --> 01:04:44,566
这个很难啊

1580
01:04:44,566 --> 01:04:47,199
别改是很难的但是早上能复活

1581
01:04:47,366 --> 01:04:49,966
好吧扣一复活米呀米

1582
01:04:54,300 --> 01:04:56,900
那个我加班机时间到了

1583
01:04:56,900 --> 01:04:58,566
所以我可以走了对吧

1584
01:05:04,733 --> 01:05:07,166
啊开播时间晚果然不行啊

1585
01:05:07,166 --> 01:05:09,566
下次就应该11:20左右来

1586
01:05:09,733 --> 01:05:11,999
开播时间太晚了都没什么人看

1587
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:12,800
嗯

1588
01:05:13,533 --> 01:05:15,499
我我会记得下次不犯懒

1589
01:05:15,500 --> 01:05:18,566
然后争取在半夜1点半之前睡觉的

1590
01:05:19,533 --> 01:05:20,933
好吧嗯

1591
01:05:21,366 --> 01:05:22,366
阿里盖豆

1592
01:05:22,966 --> 01:05:25,999
开一个小时公务员明天早上见吗

1593
01:05:26,066 --> 01:05:27,966
明天早上见吗

1594
01:05:28,266 --> 01:05:30,299
好吗好吗

1595
01:05:32,566 --> 01:05:33,366
啊

1596
01:05:43,933 --> 01:05:45,599
等待着你的回音

1597
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:56,600
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

1598
01:06:02,466 --> 01:06:03,566
你不要来了

1599
01:06:04,166 --> 01:06:05,466
你要睡觉

1600
01:06:05,533 --> 01:06:06,499
那你睡吧

1601
01:06:06,500 --> 01:06:08,066
我们放完戒烟了

1602
01:06:10,500 --> 01:06:12,133
状态不好就早点走

1603
01:06:12,133 --> 01:06:13,566
然后明天早上早点来

1604
01:06:13,566 --> 01:06:15,399
我们9点不见不散捏

1605
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:19,166
约好了9点不见不散

1606
01:06:19,166 --> 01:06:21,933
你别走了你走了我会我会很尴尬的

1607
01:06:21,933 --> 01:06:25,933
好吧这首定个闹钟有可能到9点半了

1608
01:06:25,933 --> 01:06:27,899
这个别别定太早的闹钟啊

1609
01:06:27,900 --> 01:06:29,200
定太早了没意思

1610
01:06:31,166 --> 01:06:32,066
昨天

1611
01:06:33,266 --> 01:06:34,733
昨天下午

1612
01:06:36,333 --> 01:06:37,766
你吃什么呀

1613
01:06:39,533 --> 01:06:40,899
妖精不理我了

1614
01:06:41,966 --> 01:06:44,499
定个9点的闹钟好好好

1615
01:06:44,900 --> 01:06:45,900
嗯嗯

1616
01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:47,400
嗯

1617
01:06:48,333 --> 01:06:49,133
是吗

1618
01:06:54,700 --> 01:06:55,500
他偷看

1619
01:06:58,400 --> 01:07:00,400
大喵的DJ台还开吗

1620
01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:01,800
大喵开过了吗

1621
01:07:04,100 --> 01:07:04,366
耶

1622
01:07:04,366 --> 01:07:05,799
耶人该团建了

1623
01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:07,366
拜拜拜拜

1624
01:07:08,500 --> 01:07:14,166
喝了几杯唱了几段你却哭了

1625
01:07:16,533 --> 01:07:19,466
想去安慰却不知什么

1626
01:07:20,966 --> 01:07:22,399
他没有给我留下

1627
01:07:22,700 --> 01:07:23,500
去

1628
01:07:24,200 --> 01:07:27,000
他主播的路一点零售都没有

1629
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:28,466
主播都没有零售

1630
01:07:28,466 --> 01:07:31,099
然后你再拆主播的路那不是更完了

1631
01:07:31,100 --> 01:07:32,366
吃不上饭了

1632
01:07:32,733 --> 01:07:35,266
了烟我不习惯

1633
01:07:35,466 --> 01:07:39,166
没有你我怎么办

1634
01:07:39,466 --> 01:07:43,266
3年零一个礼拜

1635
01:07:43,500 --> 01:07:47,266
才学会怎么忍耐

1636
01:07:47,500 --> 01:07:52,166
你给过我的伤害是

1637
01:07:52,166 --> 01:07:53,566
才很肥呢

1638
01:07:53,566 --> 01:07:55,566
嗯给你让穿

1639
01:07:57,466 --> 01:07:59,733
太棒了努力就会有收获

1640
01:07:59,733 --> 01:08:01,766
今日你的收益0元

1641
01:08:07,500 --> 01:08:08,300
呀

1642
01:08:09,533 --> 01:08:10,599
啊

1643
01:08:12,700 --> 01:08:13,500
啊

1644
01:08:14,366 --> 01:08:16,966
黑猫黑猫要去睡觉

1645
01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:23,466
猜主播的小布丁

1646
01:08:23,866 --> 01:08:25,166
我没有

1647
01:08:25,966 --> 01:08:27,199
我没有小布丁

1648
01:08:29,166 --> 01:08:30,333
这边好贵

1649
01:08:30,466 --> 01:08:31,666
我也买过

1650
01:08:32,500 --> 01:08:36,500
想去安慰却不知什么立场

1651
01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:40,966
听你说话看你枯石头发

1652
01:08:41,566 --> 01:08:45,366
我得到了就烦

1653
01:08:47,566 --> 01:08:55,366
戒了烟我不习惯没有你我怎么办

1654
01:08:55,533 --> 01:08:59,133
3年零一个礼拜

1655
01:08:59,266 --> 01:09:02,599
你没有小布丁你用小布丁换人了

1656
01:09:02,900 --> 01:09:03,700
我

1657
01:09:03,700 --> 01:09:06,400
你给过我的伤

1658
01:09:06,700 --> 01:09:08,733
害没有没有

1659
01:09:13,700 --> 01:09:16,400
爸爸是120 好的

1660
01:09:18,533 --> 01:09:20,766
妈妈也要睡觉了

1661
01:09:21,766 --> 01:09:23,499
白天睡觉才是猫

1662
01:09:23,500 --> 01:09:24,366
都没睡

1663
01:09:25,166 --> 01:09:26,666
晚上睡觉

1664
01:09:26,700 --> 01:09:27,933
不像猫

1665
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:43,900
我没听过的第一个笑话

1666
01:09:43,933 --> 01:09:46,999
啊笑一笑十年少是吧

1667
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:49,400
十年功德就这样少掉了

1668
01:09:49,400 --> 01:09:50,200
哈哈哈

1669
01:09:50,533 --> 01:09:53,166
什么笑一笑十年少的笑话呀

1670
01:09:54,266 --> 01:09:57,466
正确的双q的九九子的永远的神的

1671
01:09:57,466 --> 01:09:59,199
左啾啾的集美的

1672
01:09:59,533 --> 01:10:01,499
呃这个片面客观的

1673
01:10:01,533 --> 01:10:03,199
嗯纯真的

1674
01:10:03,566 --> 01:10:06,899
才学会怎么忍耐

1675
01:10:07,533 --> 01:10:11,166
你给过我的伤害

1676
01:10:11,666 --> 01:10:13,399
是抖头腿

1677
01:10:26,500 --> 01:10:29,600
行了主播滚了拜拜

1678
01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:32,100
拜拜

1679
01:10:32,100 --> 01:10:34,366
拜拜拜拜

1680
01:10:51,500 --> 01:10:54,166
我就拜拜了我困了

1681
01:10:54,533 --> 01:10:55,899
节日快乐啊

1682
01:10:55,900 --> 01:10:57,333
什么节日

1683
01:10:59,133 --> 01:11:00,466
什么节日

1684
01:11:01,100 --> 01:11:01,900
我

1685
01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:06,300
什么节日啊

1686
01:11:12,666 --> 01:11:14,266
the curtains are closed now

1687
01:11:15,066 --> 01:11:16,399
let them see

1688
01:11:17,900 --> 01:11:22,133
but it doesn't die in roses out of你怎么不说话了

1689
01:11:22,366 --> 01:11:23,899
time and it's perfect

1690
01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:25,966
i'm running to me

1691
01:11:27,366 --> 01:11:30,933
showing up the moment that you shouldn't be

1692
01:11:32,800 --> 01:11:36,400
last time i checked you're the one that left

1693
01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:40,966
that you couldn't care less

1694
01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:45,100
嗯嗯

1695
01:11:49,866 --> 01:11:50,666
哼

1696
01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:57,400
and now that i got somebody yeah it's funny

1697
01:12:00,600 --> 01:12:03,300
yeah it's funny yeah it's funny

1698
01:12:03,566 --> 01:12:08,299
and i'm so i'm so i'm so yeah there's lips on lips on lips on

1699
01:12:08,300 --> 01:12:10,300
my hands are on his body

1700
01:12:10,300 --> 01:12:12,900
yeah it's funny how it's different

1701
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:16,666
now that i got somebody yeah it's funny

1702
01:12:20,100 --> 01:12:23,866
sending a message to mutual friends

1703
01:12:25,100 --> 01:12:28,400
it's like i'm talking to you using them

1704
01:12:29,500 --> 01:12:33,066
heard i was happy and i heard you're not

1705
01:12:34,533 --> 01:12:38,066
i guess freedom didn't free you like you thought

1706
01:12:38,300 --> 01:12:43,600
ah last time i checked you're the one that left

1707
01:12:44,733 --> 01:12:48,199
last words you said that you couldn't care less

1708
01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:53,533
it's funny how you miss me more than you could ever love me

1709
01:12:53,533 --> 01:12:56,399
how you couldn't give me everything

1710
01:12:56,400 --> 01:13:00,966
now you want it from me yeah it's funny how it's different

1711
01:13:00,966 --> 01:13:04,699
now that i got somebody yeah it's funny

1712
01:13:06,100 --> 01:13:07,133
oh oh oh oh

1713
01:13:08,166 --> 01:13:11,066
yeah it's funny funny funny how you

1714
01:13:11,133 --> 01:13:13,466
ocean ocean ocean ocean

1715
01:13:15,500 --> 01:13:20,100
my hands all on his body yeah it's funny how it's different

1716
01:13:20,200 --> 01:13:25,100
i'll die i got somebody yeah it's funny yeah it's funny

1717
01:13:27,366 --> 01:13:31,933
it's funny how you miss me more than you could ever love me

1718
01:13:31,933 --> 01:13:34,599
how you couldn't give me everything

1719
01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:39,400
and now you want it from me yeah it's funny how it's different

1720
01:13:39,400 --> 01:13:44,200
i glad i called somebody yeah it's funny yeah it's funny

1721
01:13:46,133 --> 01:13:47,466
yeah it's funny

1722
01:13:47,466 --> 01:13:51,133
how how you're calling couldn't answer if i wanted

1723
01:13:51,133 --> 01:13:53,299
cause his lips are on my lips

1724
01:13:53,300 --> 01:13:56,200
and both my hands are on his body

1725
01:13:56,200 --> 01:14:00,766
yeah it's funny how it's different now that i got somebody

1726
01:14:00,766 --> 01:14:02,199
yeah it's funny

1727
01:14:05,466 --> 01:14:06,866
yeah it's funny

1728
01:14:06,866 --> 01:14:08,399
yeah it's funny yeah it's funny

1729
01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:11,666
yeah i'm still i'm still i'm still yours

1730
01:14:12,733 --> 01:14:15,133
谢谢初三谁送粉丝的IC

1731
01:14:15,133 --> 01:14:17,733
谢谢葡萄人别想送我美的IC

1732
01:14:17,766 --> 01:14:18,799
感谢支持

1733
01:14:18,800 --> 01:14:20,400
谢谢萌新白玉的贝克拉

1734
01:14:20,400 --> 01:14:21,900
谢谢阿香的干杯

1735
01:14:22,166 --> 01:14:25,766
谢谢大头软糖大脆人的5个金宝盒

1736
01:14:25,766 --> 01:14:27,366
谢谢小红的粉玫瑰

1737
01:14:27,366 --> 01:14:29,999
谢谢中医的懒人糖一盒金币泡泡糖

1738
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:32,466
谢谢葡萄牙还送出依赖的门票

1739
01:14:34,533 --> 01:14:35,399
谢谢大家

1740
01:14:35,400 --> 01:14:36,333
晚安