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hey

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hey

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hey

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hey

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hey

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hey

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favorite sound

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drop it my body boy

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yes

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cause you're not your antidote

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and i keep it coming down hey but tonight it's on my mind

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hey tyranty money girl

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cause i wear happy Lama hey never let you down

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ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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go money paka patto

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say cool that she go penny jackpants

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好呃我还要大家

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这个昨天呃

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在长期的耐久之后不出意料的倒了

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这也不是倒了吧

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就是呃

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本来这个89点的时候起来了一下

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明显就是那种特别缺觉的感觉

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然后想着睡一会吧睡一会吧

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然后一觉睡到这11点半啊

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结果起又起不来

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啊这个呃

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然后就把晚上割了呀

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我就知道啊别倒好吗

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啊别别呃这个你现在我现在很脆弱啊

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人家说你是未成年

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我马上就倒在这里我哭给你看

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好吧

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嗯谢谢东一的彩虹甜筒

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谢谢支持

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这个切片播放量还挺高的

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这个有人有人曾经跟我说看到了

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2,000家人同时观看

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我再次声明一下

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哈哈哈我没有买水晶

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不是这个哎

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我没有买水晶啊

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这2,000家人同时观看我

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我也不知道为什么

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这边卡bug了

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这个这个我觉得不是水晶的问题

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早上好

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买水军的话

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这个封了就不至于这个

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这个才这么这么这么

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不大胆啊

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这个现在才4万播放是吧

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这4万播放好干啥呢

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对吧可能是p图让你高兴高兴这个

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你要跟我p图说让我让我那个什么

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你要跟我p图说说

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说我200件了

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那我可能高兴的乐开了花

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你要给我p图说我一宿2,000件了

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那我除了害怕之外

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可能没有什么其他的想法了吧

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对啊我觉得我应该挺害怕的

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上好嗯好

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嗨呦早早上好东一摇光

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早上好昆特东方正

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早上好梦瑶恒泰迎

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早上好蝶曙光

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160了这是昨天

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昨天很努力的160

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超级超级努力

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才才才160的很难很难的而且

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马上要掉了哎

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珠宝你的牌子15了

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跟伴对面

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看好你哦

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在枕边的你唤我

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如海风轻轻抚摸

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爱如天际

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如火花的你

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在心中与我对望

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我改了一下那个呃加班机啊

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但是不知道为什么一直点他刷新

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他也不理我

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最少有个摆件

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呃这个摆件的话我觉得还是

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呃比较各凭本事的一个问题啊

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呃

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上过摆件的主播我觉得都是挺厉害的

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当然不包括我啊不包括我本人啊

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我觉得都是挺厉害的

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好歹也是有一些机缘在

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谢谢头开椰子和菠萝不疼吗

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啊哈哈哈什么爱迪恩

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谢谢头开椰子和菠萝的比克拉呀

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感谢支持红灯你爱你爱到对

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然后就是我发现在这个

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切片的这个这个

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内容里面有很多误解

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就我本来把那个置顶写的是那个什么

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我本来把置顶写的是这个

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未成年粉丝

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是我的一个成年观众的小号呀

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对对本来是这样的

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但是后面我把这个置顶撤掉了

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是因为我发现在评论区有人在吵架

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对因为随着关注度提高吗

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然后就出现了我在新切片置顶里面呃

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提到了两个问题啊

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第一个是

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这个未成年退款对你到底有什么影响

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对吧主播不就是还

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还了钱就是你没有任何实质的受害

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还有另一个说法就是主播

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要负全部的责任啊

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受害极其之大就是呃

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你要额外从兜里再往出

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抽这个你收益的一倍的钱

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去补这个亏空啊

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都不是都不是

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大家这两个都是错误的这个观点啊

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然后昨天

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我觉得我就是在这个上面

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耗了太多精力了

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你知道吧

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我早上8点多起来然后就

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就想想着啊看一下我的视频数据吧

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结果一看我去100多人同时观看

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吓了我一大跳

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然后

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我就一条一条的把评论看过去了

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真的我找到了几条觉得

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播就是无病呻吟的

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和那个主播特别特别惨的

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对吧这个

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然后我就

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挨个去支着我不太清醒的脑子

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回复了一下写的这个置顶评论

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如果大家觉得有什么地方

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有问题的话

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也可以欢迎在下面去讨论去沟通

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嗯主播你这一个群又被霸凌了

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能追平一下吗

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你活该嗯

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这下不得不切割初三学生粉丝了

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哈哈哈米燕姐姐保护过孩子姐

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不不不你别

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你别那个什么我我我声明一下

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这个这个主播主播只是就是嗯

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这个这个对对对是不对人的

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我怕你因为这个喜欢我

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以后看我录播

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发现我以前也有呃评过一些

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呃呃呃海子姐的这个这个

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可能低情商的行为啊

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然后你又觉得讨厌我

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所以我要先说一下这个

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我只是觉得他因为这种事情被骂

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然后就挺挺挺挺离谱的

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但是不不代表我是

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就完全肯定他这个人

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也不代表我否定这个人啊啊

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只是说就是针对于这个事情啊

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我觉得他不应该因为这个事情

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而被被嘲笑啊

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因为呃呃可能我共情能力还是

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呃有一点那个什么

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说实话我的礼物都是免费抽奖得到的

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这不挺好的吗

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我还要归来

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早上好

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主办早就开团过全民全别尬黑啊

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我知道你们的本家我可是从来不开的

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我跟你说我在贴吧每次看到贴纸啊

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对啊

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凭逃神的贴纸我都在下面狠狠的回复

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我们陶老师人品好

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这个这个这个网速快

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这个这个唱歌还厉害又

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勤奋对吧哈哈哈

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对啊猪

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这个你们可能找不到哪个是我啊

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但是确实是有有好几个是我

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主办什么时候开我团的

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你什么时候有事吧

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你现在还没出道呢

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你是呃呃的歌粉啊

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你跟呃呃不熟

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这个这个我不好说哎

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嗯你不会喜欢听的是那个什么

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回回鱿鱼吧

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你这个不能叫哥粉啊

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拒绝主播骗你我没有我没有骗你钱啊

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我可没有好吧

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呃

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这个这歌粉一出歌有点搞搞不会了

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不知道该怎么怎么回应你啊

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嗯哈哈哈

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有点小尬

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嗯对

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你们啊父老乡亲们亲戚朋友们啊

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好久不见大家想我了吗

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and i won't be long gotta do my hair put my makeup on

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it's Friday night

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and i won't be

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好安静啊今天

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今天的今天街道好安静啊

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好尴尬呀哈哈哈

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那个呃我我我还挺想念大家的

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对

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好尴尬呀

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别别别给点面子吧家人们给点面子

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是女团粉啊

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那那那挺挺挺快爬

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这个切片半天4万播放数据很好

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但涨粉一般般啊

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这也想念鸳鸯但是这也太尬了

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有望成为主播数据最好的切片

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我觉得不可能啊

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我觉得不可能

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肯定超过不了这个孩子点

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那个孩子点那个24小时就10万了

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哈哈哈肯定不行的谢谢

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小心

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小新家的鹿女葡萄比克拉

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感谢支持

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那个太好笑了

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别别笑好吗别笑好吗

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那又不是你的欺骗

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这个这个我只主播的瑞平啊

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这个我以为

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我以为我说的

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我哪好笑啊

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啊不是没有吧

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那个欺骗我就说的可不好了

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我说的好点可能现在都20万了

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当时也没有想到会有人把我做成

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切片啊然后就随便说了一下

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就像昨天啊我我我其实看了一下

239
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:53,300
是这样给我做的一些粗简啊

240
00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:56,166
给大家分享一下这些标题都叫什么

241
00:10:56,266 --> 00:10:59,333
这个米耶米亚瑞平易拉罐

242
00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:01,133
什么米耶米亚开团

243
00:11:01,133 --> 00:11:02,766
什么这个这个那个那个

244
00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:05,266
然后我就看了一眼这个这个

245
00:11:05,266 --> 00:11:06,866
满腔的这个这个

246
00:11:07,466 --> 00:11:09,199
切片这个网盘

247
00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:11,966
竟然没有一个能往官号上发的啊

248
00:11:11,966 --> 00:11:14,299
只有一个感觉感觉还可以呀

249
00:11:16,266 --> 00:11:18,966
就就还是挺挺离谱的吧

250
00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:20,400
来给大家念一下

251
00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:22,366
我现在先卡一下给你们念一下

252
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:33,100
看一下啊看一下都什么

253
00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:36,566
纯粮猫猫私下大溜特溜动物园

254
00:11:36,666 --> 00:11:39,066
米亚米亚的法哈姆宝典

255
00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:41,500
呃孝子都是小学男生

256
00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:44,966
烟神瑞平让观众满意是主播的义务

257
00:11:44,966 --> 00:11:48,299
要学会从观众角度考虑问题啊不对

258
00:11:48,300 --> 00:11:50,066
是主播的义务啊

259
00:11:50,066 --> 00:11:52,399
要学会从观众角度考虑问题

260
00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:56,100
呃不要抽象挑战今天我是萌萌人

261
00:11:56,266 --> 00:11:59,099
烟神瑞平未成年代付等贪便宜行为

262
00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:00,800
是建立在他人损失之上

263
00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:03,066
助长违法风气的不良举动

264
00:12:03,066 --> 00:12:05,533
呼吁大家不要这个这个

265
00:12:05,533 --> 00:12:07,399
呃寻找低价代付

266
00:12:08,533 --> 00:12:09,166
烟神

267
00:12:09,166 --> 00:12:12,766
呃表示圈外人对超天降形象的喜爱

268
00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:14,466
大部分是叶公好龙

269
00:12:15,733 --> 00:12:20,899
哈哈哈卧槽里头剥了些什么呀

270
00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:24,333
我的界面怎么都是这些东西

271
00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:27,733
哎呀哎受不了

272
00:12:30,466 --> 00:12:33,099
的V8没多少讨论主播你的

273
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:36,700
如果你觉得V8不是你想要的样子

274
00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:38,333
你就去建设他

275
00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:40,766
如果你觉得V8没有人讨论主播

276
00:12:40,766 --> 00:12:42,399
主播是个臭底边

277
00:12:42,566 --> 00:12:44,533
那你就发主播的贴纸啊

278
00:12:44,533 --> 00:12:46,199
发到所有人都认识

279
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,866
发到只要一看到你这个ID人家就叫你

280
00:12:48,933 --> 00:12:52,799
烟烟杵滚啊这个米烟米啊

281
00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:55,966
刷脸术计划就初步成功了对吧

282
00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:58,666
就我们这计划已经计划好了

283
00:12:58,666 --> 00:13:01,966
每天一三五烂炒二四六开团

284
00:13:02,066 --> 00:13:04,066
这个周日瑞平休息一天

285
00:13:04,066 --> 00:13:04,933
这个什么时候

286
00:13:04,933 --> 00:13:06,933
就差一个人跟我打配合了

287
00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:10,066
贡献你13级的V8黄牌账号

288
00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:12,700
扣一说我细说我的复仇计划

289
00:13:16,733 --> 00:13:18,699
易拉罐是引流狗

290
00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:20,566
主播越来越抽象了

291
00:13:20,566 --> 00:13:21,666
我不知道呀

292
00:13:22,266 --> 00:13:23,333
我哪知道呀

293
00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:25,300
主播是底边我是底边

294
00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:27,533
我讨论最多的时候就是呃

295
00:13:27,533 --> 00:13:29,133
3月奇迹之夜的时候

296
00:13:29,133 --> 00:13:31,066
人家讨论我为啥有5个种多

297
00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:32,733
说我是不是五马分尸

298
00:13:32,733 --> 00:13:34,899
然后这个这每个肢体跑到了

299
00:13:34,966 --> 00:13:36,799
一个城市去给人卸下空降

300
00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:38,333
所以同时有5个种多

301
00:13:38,366 --> 00:13:40,133
然后大开趴特开趴

302
00:13:40,166 --> 00:13:41,366
说的很难听啊

303
00:13:41,466 --> 00:13:42,499
所以我都知道

304
00:13:42,766 --> 00:13:44,333
这群人都是些什么人啊

305
00:13:44,333 --> 00:13:46,899
就很多很无语的人

306
00:13:47,366 --> 00:13:48,299
欢迎柯迪

307
00:13:49,466 --> 00:13:51,566
舰长群都没多少讨论主播的

308
00:13:51,566 --> 00:13:53,099
以后我不能心慈手软了

309
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:55,600
舰长群不讨论主播的话主播会抗压

310
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:56,866
抗压久了我就像

311
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:59,099
我就像别的v一样把舰长群解散了

312
00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:00,200
你们都无家可归了

313
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,666
所以从你做起啊

314
00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:03,800
少讨论除了犹太之外其他的

315
00:14:03,866 --> 00:14:06,566
你讨论别的v可能会撤回会禁言

316
00:14:06,566 --> 00:14:09,933
然后这个这个什么都有啊嗯

317
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:14,566
烟色午夜你去当烟色午夜吧求求你了

318
00:14:14,566 --> 00:14:17,099
好吧组建军团嘛我觉得很合适

319
00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:20,266
在V8看到过好几次有人给烟瘾留了

320
00:14:20,266 --> 00:14:21,566
都是咱小团体熟人

321
00:14:21,566 --> 00:14:22,766
什么时候能让这个

322
00:14:22,966 --> 00:14:25,766
这个这个这个路人也发一发呢

323
00:14:25,766 --> 00:14:27,799
对吧哎真是的

324
00:14:28,166 --> 00:14:29,599
真禁言吗你哪

325
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:31,766
这句话就不对你难道不是天天讨论我

326
00:14:31,766 --> 00:14:34,699
你是天天讨论我还是天天讨伐我呀

327
00:14:34,966 --> 00:14:37,266
啊人家都说扣一助力米亚米亚

328
00:14:37,266 --> 00:14:39,533
上播你在那扣一助力米亚

329
00:14:39,533 --> 00:14:40,533
米亚7月营收

330
00:14:40,533 --> 00:14:41,966
乱玩对吧

331
00:14:42,766 --> 00:14:44,599
你这不是找劲吗

332
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:45,533
欢迎自由

333
00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:47,333
天天气人

334
00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:49,366
别别再别再给主播找鸭炕了

335
00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:51,866
我跟你说主播找鸭炕这个这个这个

336
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:55,366
不是说你打了米就能弥补主播的鸭的

337
00:14:57,533 --> 00:14:59,999
你还天天霸凌我你都不说人话

338
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,500
你说说说呢

339
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:02,900
天天你说点人话

340
00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:05,133
谁谁愿意谁愿意天天霸凌你啊

341
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,966
我这个人就是很喜怒

342
00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:09,966
不形于色的人的对吧

343
00:15:09,966 --> 00:15:11,666
这个你能给我搞成这个样子

344
00:15:11,666 --> 00:15:13,099
我也觉得挺服气的

345
00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:15,733
我是你舰长群讨论你最多的人

346
00:15:15,733 --> 00:15:18,199
你要不还是去别人舰长群讨论别人吧

347
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,300
别别我舰长群讨论我了

348
00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:22,900
这个这个这福气给你你要不要啊

349
00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:24,733
还是还是还是换一个人吧

350
00:15:24,933 --> 00:15:25,733
好吧

351
00:15:26,466 --> 00:15:29,166
连毕业好几个月的都比主播有讨论的

352
00:15:29,166 --> 00:15:30,133
还是那句话哎

353
00:15:30,133 --> 00:15:32,866
你要是觉得不好你就讨论我嘛对吧

354
00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:35,566
这我也没啥好讨论的就那地方

355
00:15:35,700 --> 00:15:37,400
你说有吧这个

356
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,600
嗯就很多

357
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:42,000
二三十万四五十万

358
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,333
你们在那里面讨论着

359
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:46,799
一般有讨论着就意味着有瓜了啊对吧

360
00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:49,966
我又没有瓜这你让我去讨论干嘛呀

361
00:15:49,966 --> 00:15:51,666
不信明天那个什么

362
00:15:51,666 --> 00:15:52,966
我在直播中自爆

363
00:15:52,966 --> 00:15:54,166
跟这个这个这个

364
00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:55,133
周一到周五

365
00:15:55,133 --> 00:15:57,399
跟6个小男友不同的约会啊

366
00:15:57,500 --> 00:16:00,333
你看看明天有没有讨论我的哈哈哈

367
00:16:00,866 --> 00:16:02,199
这个这个呃

368
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:04,733
博眼球的手法还是很多的呀

369
00:16:04,733 --> 00:16:05,566
但是这个

370
00:16:05,566 --> 00:16:08,666
只能说大家观众的预值越来越高了

371
00:16:11,266 --> 00:16:13,966
主播背后是刮雨器吗喵

372
00:16:15,366 --> 00:16:19,099
超级无敌喵喵大风扇是也呃

373
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,000
小男友分我一个

374
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,933
这个周一到周五嘛对吧

375
00:16:23,933 --> 00:16:25,599
周一到周五一共6个人嘛

376
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:28,766
这不就就就等着等着给你们分一些嘛

377
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:30,133
建议还是多蹭

378
00:16:30,133 --> 00:16:31,099
别吧多蹭

379
00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:33,600
蹭来着这观众也不喜欢你呀

380
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:34,666
人家就是喜欢

381
00:16:34,933 --> 00:16:37,166
喜欢看乐子又不喜欢你

382
00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:38,333
我不想要特别多

383
00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:40,899
就是纯看乐子的观众啊他

384
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:43,166
他把你就当成乐子的一部分

385
00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:44,999
他就不尊重你的人性了

386
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,600
你看现在天天微博

387
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,800
我现在都不想看讨论什么东西啊

388
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:49,600
就

389
00:16:49,666 --> 00:16:52,399
感觉主播在他们心里就不是一个人

390
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,333
是一个什么小说角色之类

391
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:55,899
反正跟自己不是同类

392
00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:57,399
就这种感觉

393
00:16:59,266 --> 00:17:02,199
虽然之前不是有意的但还是引到了

394
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:05,000
如果你有意的去引的话反而就不好了

395
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,766
无意无心插柳柳成荫

396
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,700
这个呃

397
00:17:09,566 --> 00:17:12,333
做切片就像抽彩票一样对吧

398
00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:13,866
这个切

399
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:15,400
你不知道

400
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:18,500
这切片是就烂在你粉丝里面啊

401
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,666
五六千播放就完事了还是

402
00:17:20,666 --> 00:17:23,733
还是啊就上首页人家会看

403
00:17:23,733 --> 00:17:26,533
因为这东西跟质量不是完全挂钩的

404
00:17:26,533 --> 00:17:27,166
我发现了

405
00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:30,166
就发现很多很无聊的切片他也

406
00:17:30,533 --> 00:17:33,699
他也能上首页他有好多人看对吧

407
00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:35,933
就很多你精心做的

408
00:17:35,933 --> 00:17:36,466
你觉得啊

409
00:17:36,466 --> 00:17:38,733
这内容真是字字珠基啊对吧

410
00:17:38,733 --> 00:17:40,799
太搞笑了我从头笑到尾

411
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:43,766
我自己都剪了10遍看着乐了10遍

412
00:17:43,766 --> 00:17:45,399
结果这五六天播放了

413
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,866
这就很正常呀

414
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:47,799
所以这个

415
00:17:48,666 --> 00:17:49,766
多抽吧多抽吧

416
00:17:49,766 --> 00:17:52,166
看看主播这一批呃

417
00:17:52,166 --> 00:17:53,499
凯南开大之后

418
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:54,566
开到开到

419
00:17:54,666 --> 00:17:55,299
这个这个

420
00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:58,166
7月中能不能给自己混一个3万粉出来

421
00:17:59,766 --> 00:18:03,099
缺乏同理心是一种是一种

422
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,900
很复杂的现象啊

423
00:18:06,133 --> 00:18:08,399
就很多人他本来很很有同理心

424
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,266
但网上老有人钓鱼吗

425
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:12,400
老有人假的老有人那个什么

426
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,700
所以现在这网上对于有同理心的人

427
00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:16,333
跟会同情别人的人

428
00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:18,066
这个舆论其实真的很恶化

429
00:18:18,066 --> 00:18:20,133
我我不想细讨论这件事情

430
00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:21,366
真的很易化

431
00:18:22,733 --> 00:18:24,199
孤勇者难师傅

432
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:27,666
小船唱人爱你不跪的模样给我接

433
00:18:27,866 --> 00:18:28,666
哈哈

434
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:32,800
主播不是电子虫啊我来给你打米了

435
00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:35,066
来来来我已经准备好给你跪着

436
00:18:35,066 --> 00:18:36,866
你说吧打什么

437
00:18:38,533 --> 00:18:41,566
点歌吗我我我有必要点点吗

438
00:18:41,566 --> 00:18:44,166
没必要吧我这不是不是能点歌

439
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:45,966
这个这个能点能点

440
00:18:45,966 --> 00:18:48,799
我我刚才把两条弹幕回到一起去了

441
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:50,533
这个主播有没有开大团啊

442
00:18:50,533 --> 00:18:53,133
主播没有开大团没必要开大团啊

443
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,566
前几天没有上个月有

444
00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:59,400
谢谢林月月的关注感谢支持

445
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,200
主播好厉害说话不带停的

446
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:02,800
这是基本功啊基本功

447
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:03,866
基操基操

448
00:19:04,066 --> 00:19:07,933
不爱你跪的模样鉴定为易拉罐打出去

449
00:19:08,333 --> 00:19:11,299
你不是我们男师附小的

450
00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:13,100
小学三班的雇佣者

451
00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:13,966
领唱者

452
00:19:14,866 --> 00:19:17,799
他哈哈哈他出去

453
00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:21,333
唱个普通disco好吗

454
00:19:21,766 --> 00:19:24,966
啊唱歌呀唱歌的话看我心情啊

455
00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:28,199
唱歌得看我心情

456
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,600
你要点放BGM的话没问题

457
00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:36,200
感觉有点下架了支付下架了

458
00:19:36,533 --> 00:19:38,099
为什么没有原版啊

459
00:19:45,733 --> 00:19:49,999
你怎么知道主播在是日v吃子之前是

460
00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:51,300
中v吃子呢

461
00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:54,466
哈哈哈哎呀

462
00:19:55,733 --> 00:19:56,799
今天的切片

463
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:59,666
紫色大猫猫把28级台子插出去

464
00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:00,866
不准看直播

465
00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:01,766
然后

466
00:20:01,966 --> 00:20:05,299
切出去之后引发大家争相卡28级盾

467
00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:08,566
然后这个这个排着队被主播插出去

468
00:20:08,566 --> 00:20:10,733
主播连夜定制超大钢叉

469
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:13,466
这什么歌呀

470
00:20:14,133 --> 00:20:15,799
主播粉丝都快3万了

471
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:16,366
这3万

472
00:20:16,366 --> 00:20:19,166
2.7万到3万简直就像生与死的距离

473
00:20:19,166 --> 00:20:20,866
不知道什么时候才能跨过呀

474
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,166
真的有点困难

475
00:20:22,166 --> 00:20:23,599
多少有点困难了

476
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:27,299
可以唱分分钟需要你吗

477
00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:29,166
啊大家不要对主播的这个

478
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,800
歌声有有太多的这个

479
00:20:31,866 --> 00:20:32,999
这个这个

480
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:34,133
这个这个

481
00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:36,999
期待呀主播不会唱歌啊

482
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,800
主播好不容易今天对吧

483
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:39,933
因为今天有点新

484
00:20:39,933 --> 00:20:41,933
粉丝然后你们再让我唱歌

485
00:20:43,733 --> 00:20:45,799
把把人都唱走了怎么办啊

486
00:20:47,766 --> 00:20:48,766
你们得赔啊

487
00:20:48,766 --> 00:20:50,666
主播老头咋不给主播买点

488
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,366
主播老头不是主播保姆

489
00:20:52,366 --> 00:20:54,866
主播老头给主播打米让主播加班

490
00:20:54,866 --> 00:20:56,166
让主播吃的饱饭

491
00:20:56,166 --> 00:20:58,466
让主播穿的上衣让主播出门

492
00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:00,866
哎呀半个小时的车程可以打个车

493
00:21:00,866 --> 00:21:02,166
然后一段直达

494
00:21:02,366 --> 00:21:04,666
主播的老头已经像爹一样的了

495
00:21:04,666 --> 00:21:07,399
你还让主播老头给主播买数据是吧

496
00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:09,866
主播老头是主播保姆啊卧槽

497
00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:12,666
心有点问题吧

498
00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:15,133
老头又不是我爹啊

499
00:21:15,133 --> 00:21:16,933
不是老头又不是我家保姆

500
00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:20,766
我觉得我的老头已经很好了好吧

501
00:21:22,566 --> 00:21:23,599
其实都不是老头啊

502
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:25,600
其实都是都是普通龄人

503
00:21:26,166 --> 00:21:28,899
让你的27级烟盾有点备用

504
00:21:28,900 --> 00:21:30,133
那得爆成啥样啊

505
00:21:30,133 --> 00:21:31,599
那你要觉得有爆款的话

506
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:34,000
那你还不你还是给我买点买点吧

507
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,200
你还给我买点吧

508
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:36,400
哈哈

509
00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:39,600
保姆粉保姆粉很正常吧

510
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:40,700
啊这个这个

511
00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:43,399
事业粉我们不叫保姆我们叫事业粉

512
00:21:44,066 --> 00:21:45,399
事业名嗯

513
00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:52,466
我特意开了比比汉丽丽给你放这首歌

514
00:21:52,466 --> 00:21:55,866
我是不是特别好走呀大头软糖单推人

515
00:22:02,866 --> 00:22:04,799
太子送我去买树枝

516
00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:13,966
在这普通的一天我穿着普通的鞋

517
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:17,933
普通的走在这普通的街

518
00:22:18,266 --> 00:22:20,566
掏出普通的耳机

519
00:22:20,566 --> 00:22:24,999
找点普通的感觉来一首我最爱

520
00:22:25,066 --> 00:22:26,599
的普通音乐

521
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:30,933
哦普通的DCO我们普通的摇

522
00:22:31,733 --> 00:22:35,166
旁边普通的路人在普通的瞧

523
00:22:36,266 --> 00:22:39,933
我普通的灵魂在普通的出窍

524
00:22:39,933 --> 00:22:44,133
在普通的动次打次之中冲上云霄

525
00:22:47,733 --> 00:22:48,766
你没听过吧

526
00:22:48,766 --> 00:22:52,099
右边的朋友请伸出你的双手呦

527
00:22:53,533 --> 00:22:54,333
哎

528
00:22:55,300 --> 00:22:57,133
一看就不是忠于吃

529
00:22:57,133 --> 00:23:00,066
我就是我就是忠于吃的

530
00:23:01,666 --> 00:23:04,166
在这普通的一天

531
00:23:04,166 --> 00:23:06,366
我穿着普通的鞋

532
00:23:06,366 --> 00:23:10,333
很普通地走在这普通的街

533
00:23:10,466 --> 00:23:12,899
掏出普通的耳机

534
00:23:12,900 --> 00:23:15,100
找点普通的感觉

535
00:23:15,100 --> 00:23:18,933
来一首我最爱的普通音乐

536
00:23:19,166 --> 00:23:21,699
踩着普通的鼓点

537
00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:23,733
世界随着我旋转

538
00:23:23,733 --> 00:23:27,599
就让我普通地开启单曲循环

539
00:23:27,900 --> 00:23:30,300
跟着普通的节奏

540
00:23:30,300 --> 00:23:32,533
身体普通地抖动

541
00:23:32,533 --> 00:23:36,366
这普通的一切都变的不同

542
00:23:36,566 --> 00:23:40,933
喔普通的DCO我们普通的摇

543
00:23:41,533 --> 00:23:45,199
旁边普通的路人在普通的瞧

544
00:23:46,100 --> 00:23:49,733
我普通的灵魂在普通的出窍

545
00:23:49,733 --> 00:23:53,933
在普通的动次打次中普通的燃烧

546
00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:55,799
普通的

547
00:23:56,300 --> 00:23:59,066
好久都没有那个什么了唱这首歌了

548
00:24:15,366 --> 00:24:17,899
这个歌感觉上次唱还是在

549
00:24:18,533 --> 00:24:21,766
这什么15年 16年

550
00:24:22,933 --> 00:24:24,466
呃起码得

551
00:24:25,066 --> 00:24:26,199
五六年之前了

552
00:24:35,900 --> 00:24:37,966
这首歌真的好久了

553
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:43,266
有普通的热情在普通的尖叫

554
00:24:43,266 --> 00:24:44,933
在普通的冻死

555
00:24:44,933 --> 00:24:46,999
它自始终终生于夏

556
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,133
后面的朋友

557
00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:55,000
举起你们的双手呦吼

558
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,000
这个主播

559
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:01,200
歌没唱明白

560
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,966
但是喊喊麦喊明白了哈哈哈

561
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:06,200
哇哦

562
00:25:09,466 --> 00:25:12,099
你答案不拔开始我就不太看教主了

563
00:25:12,700 --> 00:25:13,500
嗯

564
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:16,166
那个时候我已经不太听教主的歌了

565
00:25:16,166 --> 00:25:18,266
只能说人都是会长大的呀

566
00:25:18,533 --> 00:25:21,066
小的时候曾经抱着一堆漫画书

567
00:25:21,166 --> 00:25:23,799
跟我妈妈说我有看一辈子知音漫课

568
00:25:23,900 --> 00:25:25,266
现在哈哈哈

569
00:25:25,666 --> 00:25:28,099
我不好说了反正就呃

570
00:25:28,533 --> 00:25:29,966
变得还挺快的

571
00:25:30,066 --> 00:25:31,399
这个人变得还挺快的

572
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:32,200
所以以后

573
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,600
你回想起现在看主播的自己啊

574
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,966
这个可能你觉得啊我真是管人吃

575
00:25:36,966 --> 00:25:38,066
哈哈哈

576
00:25:38,700 --> 00:25:41,200
我以后回想起现在当主播的我

577
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:41,933
可能也觉得啊

578
00:25:41,933 --> 00:25:43,066
我真是个巨婴

579
00:25:43,066 --> 00:25:44,166
哈哈哈

580
00:25:45,166 --> 00:25:49,133
我还尽量给让大家留下一个好印象吧

581
00:25:49,133 --> 00:25:50,499
弹幕机坏了

582
00:25:50,700 --> 00:25:53,400
没有啊没坏我看不到弹幕

583
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:54,733
你们啥也没发呀

584
00:25:55,533 --> 00:25:57,299
小时候你也爱看志玲满课

585
00:25:57,300 --> 00:25:59,766
我记得还还因为这个事跟大家打过架

586
00:25:59,766 --> 00:26:00,566
呢

587
00:26:00,766 --> 00:26:01,266
就他们

588
00:26:01,266 --> 00:26:04,099
有人是看什么漫游有些人看别的

589
00:26:04,466 --> 00:26:06,066
这就是果然吃的丑态

590
00:26:06,066 --> 00:26:07,666
你的IC啊

591
00:26:09,333 --> 00:26:10,899
你什么IC我操

592
00:26:13,566 --> 00:26:14,599
还是卡掉了

593
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:17,166
没没没哎哎哎

594
00:26:17,766 --> 00:26:20,666
谢谢坤特奖的舒服太太红

595
00:26:20,666 --> 00:26:21,733
中奖应该到了

596
00:26:21,733 --> 00:26:22,699
谢谢谢谢

597
00:26:22,866 --> 00:26:23,666
哎

598
00:26:24,300 --> 00:26:25,666
那哪哪嘞

599
00:26:25,900 --> 00:26:27,400
看不见记得我操

600
00:26:28,966 --> 00:26:30,533
我说呢怎么唱歌

601
00:26:30,533 --> 00:26:34,399
哎呀唱歌就没人听我就知道出问题了

602
00:26:35,733 --> 00:26:39,099
谢谢谢谢坤特奖的谢谢感谢支持

603
00:26:39,366 --> 00:26:41,099
红豆你爱丽卡豆

604
00:26:41,166 --> 00:26:42,399
谢谢谢谢

605
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:43,666
这看不到呀

606
00:26:43,666 --> 00:26:44,999
对不起对不起

607
00:26:53,366 --> 00:26:54,799
170见

608
00:27:01,066 --> 00:27:03,133
喵喵喵喵喵喵喵

609
00:27:05,866 --> 00:27:08,666
66-176嘿嘿

610
00:27:09,700 --> 00:27:12,066
这半个大母鸡咋弄的

611
00:27:12,100 --> 00:27:13,400
我不知道呀

612
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:16,600
他就忽然就就就就卡了一下

613
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:20,000
别去退呀别退好吗

614
00:27:20,300 --> 00:27:22,366
呃你可以告诉我

615
00:27:22,366 --> 00:27:25,199
你的那个那个什么你告诉我吗

616
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:28,466
你的那个那个那个呃你说了啥

617
00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:31,933
你们怎么都没人告诉我他说了啥呢

618
00:27:31,933 --> 00:27:33,133
我不知道呀

619
00:27:33,900 --> 00:27:36,933
好的坏的都散了

620
00:27:36,933 --> 00:27:39,499
散的太多好难过

621
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:44,466
难落后我醒了醒了醒了醒了

622
00:27:47,066 --> 00:27:49,266
钓鱼着啊钓鱼着呀

623
00:27:49,266 --> 00:27:51,199
那是这大母鸡在保护我是吧

624
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:52,133
我不好说了

625
00:27:54,066 --> 00:27:58,766
任由我独自在假寐与现实之间两难

626
00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:01,966
哪搞了那么多老头

627
00:28:01,966 --> 00:28:02,999
这你问我没有用啊

628
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,066
你得问问老头喜欢我什么地方

629
00:28:05,333 --> 00:28:06,099
这个你

630
00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:07,300
你要不然抓我

631
00:28:07,300 --> 00:28:09,700
榜前28级以上都采访一下

632
00:28:09,733 --> 00:28:11,566
问问他们他们喜欢啥

633
00:28:11,966 --> 00:28:15,299
他说对此对于你来说太简单了

634
00:28:15,766 --> 00:28:18,499
没有吧我还挺难的

635
00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:19,900
还挺挺挺挺好

636
00:28:19,900 --> 00:28:21,400
那个情感的

637
00:28:22,066 --> 00:28:23,066
正义卡顿

638
00:28:23,066 --> 00:28:24,133
假的假的

639
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:27,100
初三表弟放假来家里玩了

640
00:28:27,100 --> 00:28:28,966
准备教他怎么充气

641
00:28:31,100 --> 00:28:33,066
多半是记得多半是记得年

642
00:28:33,066 --> 00:28:35,866
年纪轻轻祖国的花朵开始开管人了

643
00:28:35,866 --> 00:28:37,166
嘎了吧嘎了吧

644
00:28:37,266 --> 00:28:39,166
这花不能要了让重开吧

645
00:28:39,166 --> 00:28:41,166
重早点重开早点早点早点

646
00:28:41,166 --> 00:28:43,099
活出这个第二世啊

647
00:28:43,100 --> 00:28:45,600
活出这个这个天地第二世

648
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:49,266
哈哈燕子啊燕子我在

649
00:28:49,466 --> 00:28:52,866
怎么了谢谢红灯的这个好日

650
00:28:52,933 --> 00:28:54,066
感谢支持

651
00:28:54,100 --> 00:28:55,700
红灯你耳里感动

652
00:28:57,100 --> 00:28:59,800
六一儿童节我表演节目IP的你

653
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:00,700
你说对吗

654
00:29:00,700 --> 00:29:03,200
感觉这个节目对于小学生来说有点

655
00:29:03,466 --> 00:29:04,733
太成熟了吧

656
00:29:04,733 --> 00:29:05,766
这不好吧

657
00:29:05,933 --> 00:29:07,899
这个他们会不会觉得

658
00:29:09,266 --> 00:29:10,999
这个孤勇者难

659
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,400
师傅小传唱人是一个奇怪的大哥哥呀

660
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:17,866
不但混到我们儿童节的表演团队里面

661
00:29:17,866 --> 00:29:21,533
以他一米七的这个这个高昂身姿啊

662
00:29:21,533 --> 00:29:22,266
然后这个

663
00:29:22,266 --> 00:29:25,366
去指点我们71厘米身高的小孩

664
00:29:26,066 --> 00:29:29,866
你再续个总督就有30级燕盾了哈哈哈

665
00:29:29,866 --> 00:29:33,766
这下跟跟父皇母后分庭靠礼这个朝廷

666
00:29:34,166 --> 00:29:37,733
朝廷朝廷那个什么那个两边兼得了啊

667
00:29:37,733 --> 00:29:40,999
谢谢AGLC的粉玫瑰跟彩虹甜筒

668
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:41,800
感谢支持

669
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:43,100
欢迎等你阿里来到

670
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:46,133
谢谢你有想发的弹幕的话请私信我

671
00:29:46,133 --> 00:29:47,533
我看到你都会这么说的

672
00:29:48,066 --> 00:29:48,866
你记得

673
00:29:49,266 --> 00:29:51,399
对对于小学生来说太幼稚了吧

674
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:52,200
感觉

675
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,700
你今年刚刚9岁啊

676
00:29:54,700 --> 00:29:55,333
刚刚9岁

677
00:29:55,333 --> 00:29:58,499
年仅9岁就拥有了我们嫣然28级的牌子

678
00:29:58,500 --> 00:30:01,500
太厉害了我们我们阿平我们太厉害了

679
00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:02,900
来摸摸你的头吧

680
00:30:03,566 --> 00:30:04,799
我能当你爹吗

681
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:06,500
对吧毕竟我已经17岁了

682
00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:08,133
感觉这个呃

683
00:30:08,666 --> 00:30:10,566
8岁的时候拥有一个儿子

684
00:30:10,566 --> 00:30:12,133
还是很正常的事情啊

685
00:30:16,700 --> 00:30:18,966
哇 30只燕盾

686
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:20,666
太无敌了

687
00:30:20,666 --> 00:30:23,299
我宣布这个是无敌的燕盾捏

688
00:30:24,933 --> 00:30:27,166
对于小学生来说太幼稚了

689
00:30:27,166 --> 00:30:28,933
对于你们来说刚刚好

690
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:29,800
要不然

691
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:32,500
下次给大家送点小学生的礼物吧

692
00:30:32,533 --> 00:30:37,399
就比如说一些呃超级泡泡加特林

693
00:30:37,733 --> 00:30:39,599
那种在泡泡水里面蘸一下

694
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:42,933
然后他有108个枪口一对着那个天一喷

695
00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:46,199
那个泡泡就就嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟

696
00:30:47,566 --> 00:30:49,933
然后漫天都是的那种泡泡机啊

697
00:30:49,933 --> 00:30:51,399
感觉真的挺酷的

698
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:52,933
还有就是什么那个

699
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,200
呃什么地狱火雪地靴

700
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:57,766
地狱火t恤之类都都过气了

701
00:30:57,766 --> 00:31:00,866
现在流行那个食玩啊对

702
00:31:01,166 --> 00:31:02,999
一包粉末你把它拆开

703
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,500
里面还有量杯之类的啊

704
00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:06,366
然后你加水和一下

705
00:31:06,366 --> 00:31:07,933
你可以做披萨

706
00:31:07,933 --> 00:31:11,166
可以做什么呃冰淇淋之类的

707
00:31:11,166 --> 00:31:12,699
我觉得挺适合大家

708
00:31:12,700 --> 00:31:14,200
下次给大家抽奖就

709
00:31:14,466 --> 00:31:17,066
都什么年代还在抽自己的VIP周边啊

710
00:31:17,066 --> 00:31:18,566
给大家抽点这些东西吧

711
00:31:18,566 --> 00:31:19,099
大家玩的

712
00:31:19,100 --> 00:31:21,866
开心啊记得拍视频反图给我

713
00:31:23,333 --> 00:31:24,399
108个枪口

714
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,900
对那个很酷的我很喜欢的

715
00:31:27,166 --> 00:31:28,899
你的40级烟盾呢

716
00:31:28,900 --> 00:31:30,266
你不配你爬

717
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:31,700
太厉害了

718
00:31:31,700 --> 00:31:33,366
再打点一次性腿

719
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:36,900
什么意思啊

720
00:31:36,900 --> 00:31:39,166
主播是你的电子小猪是吧

721
00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:42,000
为了防止自己把

722
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,066
钱花到一些不能退款的地方

723
00:31:44,066 --> 00:31:45,599
还不如打给管人

724
00:31:45,700 --> 00:31:47,200
被管人一顿夸夸

725
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:50,566
然后把就又叫你老板又叫你大气啊

726
00:31:50,566 --> 00:31:51,599
又叫你大哥

727
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:54,500
又又又在这个这个这个什么获得了

728
00:31:54,533 --> 00:31:55,399
精神满足啊

729
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,966
获得了无数的这个精神满足之后呢

730
00:31:57,966 --> 00:32:00,533
欢迎豆沙包欢迎雨天早上好

731
00:32:01,133 --> 00:32:03,899
谢谢碧桂琪的比克拉

732
00:32:03,900 --> 00:32:05,400
感谢你的支持对吧

733
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:07,700
获得了这种高额的精神满足

734
00:32:07,700 --> 00:32:10,300
然后你当这个主播榜一半年啊

735
00:32:10,300 --> 00:32:11,266
你不想看他了

736
00:32:11,266 --> 00:32:13,666
然后你觉得钱攒的也差不多了

737
00:32:13,866 --> 00:32:15,366
你把他借点礼物一卖啊

738
00:32:15,366 --> 00:32:16,999
这个这个小猪储钱罐一砸

739
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,800
哎还是一条好汉

740
00:32:18,866 --> 00:32:21,533
在这个大部分的投资对吧

741
00:32:21,533 --> 00:32:24,666
基金股票都在不断亏损的情况下

742
00:32:24,666 --> 00:32:27,466
只有这个我们利亚坡的直播间呢

743
00:32:27,466 --> 00:32:29,699
能带给你稳定如一的宝贝快乐

744
00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:32,966
搞不好他他的礼物比较值钱绝版的话

745
00:32:33,300 --> 00:32:35,400
你还能多多多赚一些啊

746
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:37,166
这个当利息非常棒啊

747
00:32:37,933 --> 00:32:40,133
这么便宜的一三八千有金奖礼物吗

748
00:32:40,133 --> 00:32:42,333
有的都有的

749
00:32:42,766 --> 00:32:44,299
拥你入怀

750
00:32:44,366 --> 00:32:46,299
打给你你都不感谢

751
00:32:46,533 --> 00:32:48,666
就算谢了只有你一个人谢

752
00:32:48,666 --> 00:32:51,199
发红包可以获得前景几十个人的感谢

753
00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:53,466
我第一我会好好写

754
00:32:53,466 --> 00:32:56,533
第二我会声情并茂的用2D的形式写

755
00:32:56,533 --> 00:32:57,366
而群友呢

756
00:32:57,366 --> 00:32:59,199
只能用1D打字

757
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:02,366
感谢这个力度就不太一样了对吧

758
00:33:02,466 --> 00:33:05,499
都什么年代还在看传统1D的虚拟主播

759
00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:07,866
我们2D主播更有魅力对吧

760
00:33:07,933 --> 00:33:09,166
然后这是什么

761
00:33:09,966 --> 00:33:11,133
发红包给几十

762
00:33:11,133 --> 00:33:12,499
个人退不了款

763
00:33:12,500 --> 00:33:15,300
但是给我你们之后还能退

764
00:33:15,300 --> 00:33:18,200
哈哈这怎么都卷成这样了

765
00:33:19,966 --> 00:33:21,999
什么比亚博基金会啊

766
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:25,333
这个初三学生粉丝什么结果他有我

767
00:33:25,333 --> 00:33:26,666
我老观众的小号

768
00:33:26,666 --> 00:33:28,799
这也不是老观众新观众的小号啊

769
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:31,666
应该应该不是不是那个什么

770
00:33:32,300 --> 00:33:36,366
啊真要谢我VRC上给你磕一个吧

771
00:33:36,666 --> 00:33:39,399
哇还挺不错但不行吧

772
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,600
这个真磕一个感觉是不是有点

773
00:33:41,866 --> 00:33:43,366
磨灭人格魅力啊

774
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:46,266
你可以直接开播感谢你的电流麦

775
00:33:46,266 --> 00:33:47,699
什么时候换掉你的麦克风

776
00:33:47,700 --> 00:33:49,400
感觉不如我们战狼啊

777
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:51,166
不是我们我们华为

778
00:33:52,333 --> 00:33:54,166
是50块钱的产品啊

779
00:33:54,333 --> 00:33:56,599
感觉你的麦克风稍微有点差

780
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:07,066
难免会有些不快乐

781
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:10,500
告别今天

782
00:34:10,866 --> 00:34:14,699
总是让人觉得失落

783
00:34:15,166 --> 00:34:18,066
看看明天

784
00:34:18,533 --> 00:34:22,133
在地平线向我招手

785
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:28,966
不小心把主播是改造人的事实暴露了

786
00:34:28,966 --> 00:34:29,366
哈哈哈

787
00:34:29,366 --> 00:34:31,599
不小心把自己的四只手一起伸出来了

788
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:33,300
狗咪咪哈哈哈

789
00:34:33,566 --> 00:34:35,366
每一刻

790
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:41,733
我明亮的眼睛在闪烁

791
00:34:41,733 --> 00:34:45,066
迎着阳光的笑容

792
00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:52,466
勇敢说出心里珍藏的那份小小感动

793
00:34:53,366 --> 00:34:57,133
明月吹来清晨的微风

794
00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:58,766
分我两只

795
00:34:58,766 --> 00:34:59,966
你拿我的手要干嘛

796
00:34:59,966 --> 00:35:01,133
我真的不敢想

797
00:35:01,133 --> 00:35:03,866
哈哈哈你要拿我的手干嘛啊

798
00:35:03,866 --> 00:35:05,933
纪恩K48纪恩

799
00:35:06,766 --> 00:35:08,533
胭脂的麦克风最好了

800
00:35:08,533 --> 00:35:11,466
这个小小的香香的主播会唱漠河舞

801
00:35:11,466 --> 00:35:12,933
听吗不太会

802
00:35:13,266 --> 00:35:15,199
大人你的大航海周报

803
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:16,533
我还有周报呢

804
00:35:16,866 --> 00:35:17,999
呃13个人

805
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,966
那没关系啊13个人无所谓啊13个人

806
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:23,133
其实也不是无所谓

807
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,266
其实也不是无所谓

808
00:35:25,266 --> 00:35:27,266
你怎么叫拜德哀婆啊

809
00:35:28,733 --> 00:35:30,333
因为上周到了35人

810
00:35:30,333 --> 00:35:32,566
所以这周13人感觉没有

811
00:35:32,666 --> 00:35:34,533
没有那么大的影响啊

812
00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:37,400
为什么要和我比

813
00:35:42,466 --> 00:35:45,133
漠河舞厅的话

814
00:35:47,100 --> 00:35:48,500
这个我不会唱哎

815
00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:52,966
这不是那个不感谢主播的种猪

816
00:35:52,966 --> 00:35:55,966
对对对这个天那个什么愿姚光啊

817
00:35:55,966 --> 00:35:57,166
这个这个对吧

818
00:35:57,266 --> 00:35:58,966
天天啊姚光

819
00:35:58,966 --> 00:36:01,466
对他就是那个不感谢主播的种猪啊

820
00:36:01,466 --> 00:36:02,366
哈哈哈

821
00:36:03,900 --> 00:36:06,500
哎主播那个紫毛的皮肤呢

822
00:36:06,900 --> 00:36:08,266
什么紫毛的皮肤

823
00:36:09,533 --> 00:36:12,366
这个你从南师傅小毕业了

824
00:36:12,366 --> 00:36:15,166
现在成为了南师傅中的一个光荣成员

825
00:36:15,166 --> 00:36:15,966
对吧

826
00:36:18,266 --> 00:36:19,566
点歌又出问题了

827
00:36:19,566 --> 00:36:21,799
这个电脑这网线真是太烂了

828
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,666
我今天刚刚把网费交了

829
00:36:23,666 --> 00:36:25,999
不知道什么时候才有个头啊

830
00:36:26,266 --> 00:36:28,166
太子比较狂不屑主播的

831
00:36:28,166 --> 00:36:29,733
对本来上上那个

832
00:36:29,866 --> 00:36:32,933
上上上总都应该跟主播这个这个

833
00:36:33,266 --> 00:36:34,566
对着磕头了

834
00:36:34,900 --> 00:36:37,533
我看了那个主播视频笑死了啊

835
00:36:37,533 --> 00:36:38,566
谢谢谢谢

836
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:42,166
谢谢你对我的幽默细胞进行夸奖

837
00:36:42,333 --> 00:36:44,266
回来看你

838
00:36:44,266 --> 00:36:50,333
看我吧看大雪如何甩了灯

839
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:54,966
我的眼睛如何融化

840
00:36:55,333 --> 00:36:59,399
如果你看见我的话

841
00:36:59,866 --> 00:37:06,333
请转过身去再惊讶尘封

842
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,766
嗯烟烟可以换回围巾原皮吗

843
00:37:14,766 --> 00:37:15,933
那个是新衣服

844
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,000
不行不行

845
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,333
大妹大妹哈哈哈啊

846
00:37:19,333 --> 00:37:21,199
懒得总是换衣服了很累的

847
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:23,100
主播这音色不适合这歌呀

848
00:37:23,100 --> 00:37:25,166
是啊就是不适合这歌呀

849
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:28,200
主播和总督都好有意思

850
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:29,966
听说f i c得上初三是吧

851
00:37:29,966 --> 00:37:32,466
啊这个上上上大三吧上大三吧

852
00:37:32,466 --> 00:37:35,366
别别上初三你上初三我们不要害怕你

853
00:37:35,866 --> 00:37:36,666
嗯

854
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:38,700
主播没啥意思

855
00:37:38,700 --> 00:37:39,933
总督抱有一次那是

856
00:37:39,933 --> 00:37:40,466
要不然的话

857
00:37:40,466 --> 00:37:42,666
我们直播间咋老有人总督常倾诉呢

858
00:37:42,666 --> 00:37:45,133
给主播上总督的人都是品味修养

859
00:37:45,133 --> 00:37:46,466
道德素质极高

860
00:37:46,466 --> 00:37:47,999
要幽默成分极其

861
00:37:48,300 --> 00:37:51,566
然后都有成为国艺v的这个潜质的

862
00:37:51,566 --> 00:37:52,266
这个大家

863
00:37:52,266 --> 00:37:54,466
所以说主播的这个直播间总多

864
00:37:54,533 --> 00:37:55,599
这个这个

865
00:37:55,733 --> 00:37:56,733
来来回回啊

866
00:37:56,733 --> 00:37:59,099
基本大家都收拾收拾准备要出道

867
00:37:59,100 --> 00:38:01,766
要积累的一批原始的粉丝啊

868
00:38:01,766 --> 00:38:04,899
然后这个就等哪天把这个画画完

869
00:38:04,900 --> 00:38:06,466
直接成为腾飞的巨龙

870
00:38:06,466 --> 00:38:06,799
主播

871
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:08,866
直播间就有这么一个踏板的作用啊

872
00:38:09,900 --> 00:38:11,966
会不会主播根本不适合唱歌呢

873
00:38:11,966 --> 00:38:14,266
看在你是陶老师粉丝的份上我忍让

874
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:15,400
哼

875
00:38:23,566 --> 00:38:25,366
有没有女生版的呀

876
00:38:30,166 --> 00:38:31,599
歌太低了

877
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:34,000
而且我唱不出来这种悲伤的感觉

878
00:38:37,966 --> 00:38:40,866
你的直播生涯就像腾飞的巨龙

879
00:38:41,300 --> 00:38:46,166
何衰老的我的眼睛如何融化

880
00:38:46,166 --> 00:38:49,499
如果你看见我的话

881
00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:52,900
请转过身去再惊讶

882
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:57,333
我怕我的眼泪我的白发

883
00:39:00,566 --> 00:39:03,799
我应该唱青藏高原你真太高看我了

884
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:04,566
哈哈哈

885
00:39:04,566 --> 00:39:07,133
我只能唱那些上不去下不来的歌

886
00:39:07,133 --> 00:39:08,866
我的英语就像我的人生

887
00:39:08,866 --> 00:39:10,333
就像我的VF生涯

888
00:39:10,666 --> 00:39:11,766
往上够不到

889
00:39:11,766 --> 00:39:14,166
哎呀这个七八百件五六百件

890
00:39:14,166 --> 00:39:16,266
然后一半活动冲冲千件

891
00:39:16,300 --> 00:39:17,666
三四十万粉丝的

892
00:39:17,666 --> 00:39:19,999
这个从今一千来的这个大v啊

893
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:20,866
往下呢

894
00:39:20,866 --> 00:39:23,599
你要说自己是底边那些二三十件

895
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:25,333
就是出道一年二三十件

896
00:39:25,333 --> 00:39:27,499
然后十来个件场粉丝

897
00:39:27,500 --> 00:39:29,933
这个三千五千的微肯定有不答应

898
00:39:29,933 --> 00:39:30,866
肯定有说主播的

899
00:39:30,866 --> 00:39:31,666
凡尔赛

900
00:39:32,166 --> 00:39:34,466
这个白银跟钻石都不要主播了

901
00:39:34,466 --> 00:39:36,533
主播只能蹲在这个病房的门口

902
00:39:36,533 --> 00:39:38,599
犹犹豫豫不知道进哪个屋

903
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:41,766
哈哈哈哎卡在这喽

904
00:39:42,900 --> 00:39:44,933
谢谢爱吃糖的狮子的打扣

905
00:39:44,933 --> 00:39:46,199
好的你挨离挨揍

906
00:39:46,266 --> 00:39:47,866
上不去下不来的问题啊

907
00:39:47,866 --> 00:39:49,733
自己也知道自己啊

908
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:55,066
只能说这个路人看主播觉得主播啊

909
00:39:55,133 --> 00:39:59,399
2.7万粉丝160个舰长的主播一定是女妖

910
00:39:59,466 --> 00:40:02,533
提纯结晶的功力修炼到至真入化

911
00:40:02,533 --> 00:40:04,066
我可赶快离开这个直播间

912
00:40:04,066 --> 00:40:07,199
要不然马上就要被他提提纯结晶

913
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:09,400
然后他他就要骑在我的头上

914
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:10,766
成为我的爹了

915
00:40:10,966 --> 00:40:11,933
其实不是的

916
00:40:11,933 --> 00:40:14,133
这个就把这个138上剑

917
00:40:14,133 --> 00:40:16,133
得到主播亲手准备的礼物

918
00:40:16,133 --> 00:40:16,933
然后

919
00:40:16,933 --> 00:40:19,566
还得到一生当主播爹的至尊享受啊

920
00:40:19,566 --> 00:40:21,366
我觉得还是很很赚的

921
00:40:21,366 --> 00:40:22,266
真的很赚

922
00:40:29,900 --> 00:40:30,300
主播

923
00:40:30,300 --> 00:40:32,700
能不能唱一首英语歌证明一下血统

924
00:40:32,700 --> 00:40:35,100
这这这不得不唱一首日语歌了

925
00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:36,733
主播是纯纯的中国猫猫啊

926
00:40:36,733 --> 00:40:38,099
我是一只中国猫嗯

927
00:40:40,533 --> 00:40:42,666
有没有可能都是老头的小号

928
00:40:42,666 --> 00:40:44,799
我这老头没有这么闲吧对吧

929
00:40:45,366 --> 00:40:46,766
个人是什么意思

930
00:40:46,766 --> 00:40:49,999
个人是就是作为个人活动出道

931
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,700
没有企业支持然后大部分的事物靠

932
00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:53,466
自己完成

933
00:40:53,466 --> 00:40:54,499
其实百分之

934
00:40:54,666 --> 00:40:56,533
呃在在那个这个月之前

935
00:40:56,533 --> 00:40:58,666
百分之9十九的事物都是我自己做的

936
00:40:59,333 --> 00:41:02,199
呃百分95吧因为之前有阿香帮我打折

937
00:41:02,466 --> 00:41:03,699
然后这个

938
00:41:04,266 --> 00:41:06,566
其他的就这个月开始

939
00:41:06,566 --> 00:41:08,733
切片的话申请了观众的协力

940
00:41:08,733 --> 00:41:12,333
然后相对的会给予一些礼物的报酬

941
00:41:12,366 --> 00:41:13,699
对不是那种很小的

942
00:41:13,700 --> 00:41:14,733
一般来说是

943
00:41:14,733 --> 00:41:16,366
大概约等于

944
00:41:16,366 --> 00:41:19,299
就直接约切片付出的钱的那个

945
00:41:20,133 --> 00:41:20,933
额度吧

946
00:41:22,866 --> 00:41:24,499
主播唱歌

947
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,700
你你要不杀了我吧行不行

948
00:41:27,700 --> 00:41:29,100
为啥耳朵和尾巴能动

949
00:41:29,100 --> 00:41:30,500
因为我可爱呀

950
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:34,900
这个这个呃呃

951
00:41:35,266 --> 00:41:36,799
唱方言歌吧

952
00:41:37,133 --> 00:41:38,933
那我只能给你点一首俺们那嘎

953
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:40,566
都是东北人

954
00:41:40,566 --> 00:41:42,933
那只能听这个了没别的歌呀

955
00:41:43,133 --> 00:41:44,899
主播你吃桃吃哪个数字的

956
00:41:44,900 --> 00:41:48,066
4001对对对对我吃4401 嗯嗯

957
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,166
这个弹幕机好像现在又好了

958
00:41:54,166 --> 00:41:55,766
但又好像又卡了

959
00:41:55,900 --> 00:41:57,200
我把它关掉吧

960
00:41:57,300 --> 00:41:59,733
嗯把它关掉啊不对关错东西了

961
00:41:59,900 --> 00:42:01,766
狗没电关错东西了

962
00:42:02,366 --> 00:42:03,766
把它关掉吧

963
00:42:07,266 --> 00:42:09,933
播放量挺低的没超过2万

964
00:42:10,100 --> 00:42:11,400
什么切片啊

965
00:42:11,700 --> 00:42:15,800
讨论度高跟切片有人看是两回事

966
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:19,900
就是说这个还是有一些流量密码在的

967
00:42:21,466 --> 00:42:24,766
谢谢专门给微信的牛蛙感谢支持

968
00:42:28,100 --> 00:42:29,800
宝宝你吃桃吃哪个数字

969
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:33,966
这个桃子买回来放到家里的那个常温

970
00:42:34,166 --> 00:42:35,766
不要放冰箱冰箱容易冻坏

971
00:42:35,766 --> 00:42:38,966
放到常温那边阴凉的地方放三天

972
00:42:38,966 --> 00:42:40,133
特别的甜

973
00:42:40,133 --> 00:42:41,966
就我没吃过阳山水蜜桃啊

974
00:42:41,966 --> 00:42:45,366
但是那个4401那个水蜜桃跟4032那个西瓜

975
00:42:45,533 --> 00:42:47,066
我早都惦记着了

976
00:42:47,066 --> 00:42:49,899
我刚来加拿大的时候就是呃

977
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:51,166
大概2两

978
00:42:51,166 --> 00:42:53,199
3月的时候我就惦记这两个东西了

979
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:55,266
哈哈哈早上好

980
00:42:55,266 --> 00:42:56,699
韭菜盒子欢迎

981
00:43:07,866 --> 00:43:13,799
昨天斥巨资购买了一盒妃子笑荔枝

982
00:43:14,100 --> 00:43:14,533
怎么还有

983
00:43:14,533 --> 00:43:15,566
人PK啊

984
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,366
哦不行不行不行不行我害怕我害怕

985
00:43:18,566 --> 00:43:21,299
我昨天斥巨资购买了一盒妃子笑栗子

986
00:43:21,300 --> 00:43:22,800
本来他有一个说什么

987
00:43:23,066 --> 00:43:24,899
澳洲还是哪里进口的

988
00:43:24,900 --> 00:43:26,866
我一看我这本来就是加拿大

989
00:43:26,866 --> 00:43:28,599
然后你还整个澳洲进口荔枝

990
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:30,366
长得还红红的又蔫

991
00:43:30,466 --> 00:43:32,733
然后他一磅要13块钱

992
00:43:32,933 --> 00:43:35,766
然后我大为震撼了我决定我不想购买

993
00:43:35,766 --> 00:43:38,866
哈哈哈我就挑了边上的那个

994
00:43:38,866 --> 00:43:40,599
红绿相间的妃子笑啊

995
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:41,766
这个7块钱一磅

996
00:43:41,766 --> 00:43:44,133
大概能买个2磅左右的桃

997
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:46,400
然后能买一整个西瓜

998
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:48,800
就就那么一点点荔枝能买一整个西瓜

999
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:49,966
真的太贵了

1000
00:43:51,300 --> 00:43:53,666
不要问主播真实的地理位置啊

1001
00:43:53,666 --> 00:43:55,866
这个如果太过分的话可能会把你绊掉

1002
00:43:57,266 --> 00:43:58,866
明天又要充160了

1003
00:43:58,866 --> 00:44:01,133
我不知道大同华更贵120到

1004
00:44:01,133 --> 00:44:02,699
大同华真是呃

1005
00:44:02,766 --> 00:44:06,566
那个什么麻麻那个什么密了对吧

1006
00:44:06,933 --> 00:44:08,666
你看今天睡到几点

1007
00:44:08,666 --> 00:44:11,299
下午2点哈哈哈

1008
00:44:11,300 --> 00:44:13,866
哎哥们家主播说下午2点上播

1009
00:44:13,866 --> 00:44:15,499
之前还少睡了15分钟啊

1010
00:44:15,500 --> 00:44:16,966
要不然话都不舒服

1011
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:18,333
现在国内五六块

1012
00:44:18,333 --> 00:44:20,466
我在这边也五六块挺寒人的

1013
00:44:20,466 --> 00:44:23,566
嗯土豆雷早上好土豆雷

1014
00:44:23,933 --> 00:44:28,366
连日落也看作唇印

1015
00:44:32,366 --> 00:44:35,599
我喜欢这样跟着你

1016
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:38,866
随便你带我到哪里

1017
00:44:38,866 --> 00:44:41,599
你的脸慢慢贴近

1018
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:44,666
明天也慢慢地慢慢清晰

1019
00:44:44,666 --> 00:44:46,366
我喜欢你爱

1020
00:44:46,566 --> 00:44:48,666
公麦公麦忘记改标题了

1021
00:44:48,666 --> 00:44:50,399
我说今天怎么没什么人看着

1022
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:52,066
原来是把时间搞错了

1023
00:44:52,466 --> 00:44:53,666
对不起对不起

1024
00:44:53,866 --> 00:44:57,266
那昨天播了那么长时间对吧

1025
00:44:57,366 --> 00:44:59,566
你还不让主播今天歇一歇

1026
00:44:59,733 --> 00:45:00,933
这主播多累呀

1027
00:45:00,933 --> 00:45:03,266
哎呀主播一看又要到下班的时间了

1028
00:45:03,266 --> 00:45:05,266
又到我最喜欢的下班环节了

1029
00:45:05,700 --> 00:45:07,566
等下班之后煮点玉米吃吧

1030
00:45:07,566 --> 00:45:08,799
不知道吃什么

1031
00:45:09,366 --> 00:45:12,133
最近妖姬天天出门约会

1032
00:45:12,133 --> 00:45:13,533
然后他就天天给人家

1033
00:45:13,533 --> 00:45:15,133
这个这个这个这个做饭

1034
00:45:15,133 --> 00:45:16,866
这是标准的这个卫生

1035
00:45:16,866 --> 00:45:18,966
聚餐一个人带一个菜哈哈哈

1036
00:45:18,966 --> 00:45:20,333
然后我这个

1037
00:45:20,333 --> 00:45:22,966
每天他都先让我啊盛一小碗先吃了

1038
00:45:22,966 --> 00:45:24,899
然后每天蹭他的饭特高兴

1039
00:45:25,666 --> 00:45:27,966
昨晚不看米烟今晚忘记米烟

1040
00:45:27,966 --> 00:45:28,733
主播你是

1041
00:45:28,733 --> 00:45:30,099
我是你的爹

1042
00:45:31,133 --> 00:45:39,133
我操谢谢恒泰的100张10010010010012222

1043
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:41,400
谢谢恒泰的2020

1044
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:44,533
呃这个这个200张盛典门票呀

1045
00:45:44,533 --> 00:45:45,799
红豆你爱丽卡特

1046
00:45:46,466 --> 00:45:47,866
哎真走了

1047
00:45:47,866 --> 00:45:51,466
这刚45分钟你就不想看我了真的吗

1048
00:45:52,966 --> 00:45:54,399
大同环没啥便宜的

1049
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,500
坑小流和离眼老人的都觉得

1050
00:45:56,500 --> 00:45:57,300
倒也不是吧

1051
00:45:57,300 --> 00:45:59,400
有一些东西只有大同环能买到吧

1052
00:45:59,866 --> 00:46:02,099
我知道你们都说贵味好吃

1053
00:46:02,100 --> 00:46:05,166
贵味还有那个白白糖

1054
00:46:06,566 --> 00:46:07,366
白糖樱

1055
00:46:07,966 --> 00:46:09,299
是吧白糖樱

1056
00:46:09,766 --> 00:46:10,999
但是我从来没吃过

1057
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,300
我从小到大都是吃妃子笑长大的

1058
00:46:13,466 --> 00:46:16,566
我要是给你定一个猪皮你能拿着剥吗

1059
00:46:16,733 --> 00:46:19,899
这样有米不如打给主播这个建议建议

1060
00:46:20,133 --> 00:46:21,466
建议啊建议

1061
00:46:21,466 --> 00:46:23,766
不要不要不要花这个这个

1062
00:46:24,166 --> 00:46:25,566
没有意义的钱呢

1063
00:46:25,933 --> 00:46:27,133
这个我要睡了

1064
00:46:27,133 --> 00:46:29,066
你几点了你就要睡了

1065
00:46:29,300 --> 00:46:30,666
你吃过螺蛳粉吗

1066
00:46:30,666 --> 00:46:33,599
我吃过但是我一般就直播的话

1067
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:36,333
呃都不会不会不会吃

1068
00:46:36,333 --> 00:46:38,899
一般如果哪天放假我可能就煮一包

1069
00:46:38,900 --> 00:46:40,166
奖励一下自己

1070
00:46:40,266 --> 00:46:41,266
200张是吧

1071
00:46:41,266 --> 00:46:42,399
讹人家80张

1072
00:46:43,466 --> 00:46:45,766
啊啊对不起这东西是

1073
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:48,900
呃呃这个这个一一一呃

1074
00:46:48,900 --> 00:46:50,666
2块钱1张了狗妹狗妹

1075
00:46:50,666 --> 00:46:53,499
哎这个谢谢你的120张卧槽

1076
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:58,133
开始拉扯了开始拉扯了

1077
00:46:58,133 --> 00:46:59,333
呃呃谢谢

1078
00:46:59,333 --> 00:47:01,533
摇光的6个彩虹甜筒1个懒人糖1个

1079
00:47:01,533 --> 00:47:02,499
3个粉玫瑰

1080
00:47:02,500 --> 00:47:04,100
3个粉玫瑰7个彩虹甜筒

1081
00:47:04,100 --> 00:47:05,466
9个彩虹甜筒1个粉玫瑰

1082
00:47:05,466 --> 00:47:06,699
你以后等你奥利给走

1083
00:47:06,700 --> 00:47:07,800
感谢支持

1084
00:47:08,100 --> 00:47:10,533
谢谢谢谢我操有爹

1085
00:47:12,700 --> 00:47:13,133
谢谢

1086
00:47:13,133 --> 00:47:17,166
摇晃的好多好多彩虹剪丑拉扯起来了

1087
00:47:17,166 --> 00:47:17,966
我操

1088
00:47:18,900 --> 00:47:21,166
燕燕我这个水蜜桃熟了哎

1089
00:47:21,166 --> 00:47:23,533
你多吃点然后可以给我拍拍照

1090
00:47:23,533 --> 00:47:25,699
这样就就相当于我收到了

1091
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:28,466
就就人在境外肯定收不到东西的

1092
00:47:28,466 --> 00:47:29,599
爆金币了

1093
00:47:29,766 --> 00:47:32,199
谢谢大伙的金币很多人爱这个就

1094
00:47:32,766 --> 00:47:33,899
谢谢谢谢

1095
00:47:36,133 --> 00:47:37,566
你这都要凌晨5点了

1096
00:47:37,566 --> 00:47:39,499
你为啥每天都这个点睡觉啊

1097
00:47:39,500 --> 00:47:41,466
不是我我就很好奇

1098
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:45,800
你你你真的真的身体不会不好吗

1099
00:47:46,466 --> 00:47:47,933
我马上得去上课了

1100
00:47:47,933 --> 00:47:49,866
我这半夜11点我上什么课呀

1101
00:47:49,866 --> 00:47:52,466
什么什么阴天你还在写程序

1102
00:47:52,466 --> 00:47:53,199
你不许睡

1103
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,600
小可学妹哭小可学妹哭

1104
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:57,266
小可学妹哭是吧

1105
00:47:58,266 --> 00:47:59,399
那我给你打米

1106
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:00,800
你能拿个猪皮剥吗

1107
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:03,400
你要言而有信说好了猪猪猪猪猪

1108
00:48:03,466 --> 00:48:05,933
我不是都带了一周的猪鼻子了吗

1109
00:48:05,933 --> 00:48:07,166
我都带了一周的猪鼻子

1110
00:48:07,166 --> 00:48:09,066
你怎么能说我言而无信呢

1111
00:48:09,733 --> 00:48:11,566
我亲手画了一个猪鼻子

1112
00:48:11,566 --> 00:48:14,533
我现在每天我每两天就有投稿

1113
00:48:14,533 --> 00:48:15,733
我6号还有投稿

1114
00:48:15,733 --> 00:48:17,766
你怎么能说我猪猪猪猪猪呢

1115
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:20,200
6号投完稿之后周末还有投稿

1116
00:48:22,566 --> 00:48:25,066
进水果的钱都够买好几磅了

1117
00:48:25,133 --> 00:48:27,299
也不是好几磅应该好多钱吧

1118
00:48:27,700 --> 00:48:28,366
什么什么

1119
00:48:28,366 --> 00:48:30,699
再也不是人被讨论这么危险的东西

1120
00:48:30,700 --> 00:48:31,766
我纯粹是因为

1121
00:48:31,933 --> 00:48:33,666
高中的时候机缘巧合

1122
00:48:33,666 --> 00:48:36,099
然后这个这个出国了一次

1123
00:48:36,166 --> 00:48:38,066
然后就呃

1124
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:39,566
就没有想过什么

1125
00:48:39,566 --> 00:48:40,499
就论不论

1126
00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:41,966
那什么什么这个我去

1127
00:48:41,966 --> 00:48:44,166
你别劝什么什么这个

1128
00:48:44,333 --> 00:48:45,999
来生重开这个那个的

1129
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,266
没有想过这些事情啊

1130
00:48:47,266 --> 00:48:48,066
这些都是我

1131
00:48:48,133 --> 00:48:50,866
我我出来了之后然后才了解到的

1132
00:48:52,766 --> 00:48:55,566
对就我出来之后才了解到的嗯

1133
00:48:55,900 --> 00:48:57,666
这个这个可可不是这样的

1134
00:48:57,666 --> 00:48:59,766
你们可不能污蔑主播的好吧

1135
00:48:59,966 --> 00:49:03,699
足球尔虞我诈是山国

1136
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,300
你给我回来

1137
00:49:05,300 --> 00:49:06,700
我不能乱回来呀

1138
00:49:06,700 --> 00:49:08,900
我回来我就我就正常妹了

1139
00:49:08,900 --> 00:49:10,400
学历就只有高中了

1140
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:11,466
那怎么办呢

1141
00:49:12,533 --> 00:49:13,999
可爱猫猫啥都不懂

1142
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,200
也不是没了解过这方面的东西

1143
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,766
就是出国疫情的时候太闲了

1144
00:49:18,766 --> 00:49:20,566
然后老在网上冲浪

1145
00:49:20,566 --> 00:49:21,899
因为你也出不去啊

1146
00:49:21,900 --> 00:49:24,766
我本来以前疫情之前我没有这么宅的

1147
00:49:24,866 --> 00:49:26,166
我还是有一些朋友

1148
00:49:26,166 --> 00:49:28,299
然后有的时候出去玩带着我的

1149
00:49:28,300 --> 00:49:31,366
对主播这辈子唯一一次去

1150
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:33,333
这个夜店就是主播

1151
00:49:33,333 --> 00:49:35,599
这个这个这个这个也不是夜店吧

1152
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:37,466
就这边其实就是一个相当于

1153
00:49:37,500 --> 00:49:41,500
呃表演的那种那种那种小小小小夜店

1154
00:49:41,500 --> 00:49:45,500
然后就是我刚刚可以合法进去的时候

1155
00:49:45,733 --> 00:49:48,099
然后这个我当时的室友

1156
00:49:48,133 --> 00:49:50,399
他特别会玩但是个很好的人呢

1157
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:51,933
就是他给我化了个妆

1158
00:49:51,933 --> 00:49:53,799
然后带着我去玩了一次

1159
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:55,700
然后结果我大概

1160
00:49:55,900 --> 00:49:57,766
9点半还是10点进去的

1161
00:49:57,766 --> 00:49:59,666
我11点半就跑出来了

1162
00:49:59,733 --> 00:50:01,766
没别的真的太吵了

1163
00:50:01,766 --> 00:50:03,733
而且酒酒我也不喝了

1164
00:50:03,733 --> 00:50:04,966
迪迪我也不爱蹦了

1165
00:50:04,966 --> 00:50:07,766
然后我也不希望不想有人搭讪什么的

1166
00:50:07,766 --> 00:50:09,066
然后我就就就

1167
00:50:09,100 --> 00:50:11,533
大雪天的还破费我一双雪地靴

1168
00:50:11,533 --> 00:50:14,566
真是的那天正好那个半夜雪坏了

1169
00:50:14,566 --> 00:50:17,166
然后我的雪地靴就沾水就废掉了

1170
00:50:18,933 --> 00:50:20,266
就大家都不要去

1171
00:50:20,266 --> 00:50:22,366
如果你是一个安静性格的人你别去

1172
00:50:22,366 --> 00:50:23,399
真真没意思

1173
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:24,400
我本来就是看

1174
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:25,900
哎呀怎么大家都去玩

1175
00:50:25,900 --> 00:50:28,866
然后就好奇也去一次真没意思

1176
00:50:28,866 --> 00:50:29,699
哎我天呐

1177
00:50:29,700 --> 00:50:32,866
再再以后谁谁再说要去我再也不想去

1178
00:50:36,666 --> 00:50:37,999
没有你我可怎么活啊

1179
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:39,266
就你偶尔体验一下

1180
00:50:39,266 --> 00:50:40,266
你就体验这一次

1181
00:50:40,266 --> 00:50:41,166
你知道没意思

1182
00:50:41,166 --> 00:50:43,166
你以后再也不想去了你知道吧

1183
00:50:43,766 --> 00:50:47,399
这个海本转国内大专哈哈我不好说了

1184
00:50:47,466 --> 00:50:48,266
嗯

1185
00:50:49,100 --> 00:50:49,933
有帅哥吗

1186
00:50:49,933 --> 00:50:50,899
我不知道呀

1187
00:50:50,900 --> 00:50:53,666
黑灯瞎火的谁能看得清谁啊

1188
00:50:53,866 --> 00:50:55,333
我又戴我不戴眼镜

1189
00:50:55,333 --> 00:50:55,999
然后我就

1190
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,966
就就就在那个黑暗的那个灯光下啊

1191
00:50:58,966 --> 00:51:01,099
自拍了一张作为这个留念

1192
00:51:01,100 --> 00:51:05,166
然后就没了哈哈然后就没了

1193
00:51:06,766 --> 00:51:08,366
那朋友给你拉过去了

1194
00:51:08,366 --> 00:51:09,299
真没意思

1195
00:51:09,300 --> 00:51:10,966
主播冲了两年了能超越

1196
00:51:10,966 --> 00:51:12,733
我冲15年冲浪公里

1197
00:51:12,733 --> 00:51:14,133
主播就是冲浪的天才

1198
00:51:14,133 --> 00:51:15,066
没有啊是

1199
00:51:15,166 --> 00:51:17,899
是那个什么本来也是有人带着我玩的

1200
00:51:17,900 --> 00:51:19,066
就知道这个疫情

1201
00:51:19,066 --> 00:51:21,266
大家就就走的走散的散

1202
00:51:21,333 --> 00:51:23,299
然后这个这个换别的学校

1203
00:51:23,300 --> 00:51:24,500
换别的学校回国的

1204
00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:27,366
回国之后我就彻底变成宅女了

1205
00:51:27,666 --> 00:51:29,799
嗯我发现在家呆着真开心

1206
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:31,300
上网冲浪真快乐

1207
00:51:31,366 --> 00:51:33,199
又廉价又没有成本

1208
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:34,766
然后足不出户啊对吧

1209
00:51:34,766 --> 00:51:37,966
然后这个这个消费欲望也低

1210
00:51:37,966 --> 00:51:39,766
然后每天就想想吃外卖

1211
00:51:39,766 --> 00:51:41,866
吃什么东西好吃就行了

1212
00:51:41,866 --> 00:51:43,399
然后人家说想运动吧

1213
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:45,266
家里面有瑜伽垫有跑步机

1214
00:51:45,300 --> 00:51:48,600
就只要家够大我就能一直宅

1215
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:51,166
我发现我小的时候老想出去玩

1216
00:51:51,166 --> 00:51:52,099
老想去外面玩

1217
00:51:52,100 --> 00:51:54,000
是就是因为家太小了

1218
00:51:54,100 --> 00:51:58,466
我小时候家里面呃这个三个人两室

1219
00:51:58,566 --> 00:52:00,766
70多平好像还带公摊

1220
00:52:01,266 --> 00:52:03,066
就那个屋子就很小一个啊

1221
00:52:03,066 --> 00:52:04,533
我就不喜欢在家里面待着

1222
00:52:04,533 --> 00:52:05,799
老想跑出去玩

1223
00:52:06,366 --> 00:52:08,399
是家比较大呀然后就

1224
00:52:08,866 --> 00:52:11,733
尤其是现在来了加拿大这个房子吧

1225
00:52:11,933 --> 00:52:12,733
他

1226
00:52:13,333 --> 00:52:15,866
双车库 6卧室

1227
00:52:16,133 --> 00:52:17,666
虽然没住这么多人

1228
00:52:17,666 --> 00:52:19,499
所以他这个公路面积很大

1229
00:52:19,500 --> 00:52:21,800
我就没事就往各个地方一宅

1230
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:23,200
然后觉得特别开心啊

1231
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:25,266
这个家够大我都不想出门

1232
00:52:26,133 --> 00:52:27,499
你小时候家里独栋的

1233
00:52:27,500 --> 00:52:29,466
卧槽有爹有富哥

1234
00:52:29,500 --> 00:52:31,533
哈哈哈用户哥

1235
00:52:31,566 --> 00:52:33,799
主播可以在当地帮我要一张签名

1236
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:35,800
可不敢乱说啊他可没越狱啊

1237
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:36,800
你可别乱说啊

1238
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:39,200
人家人家踩缝纫机踩出火星子了

1239
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:41,266
你还说让我在这要一张签名

1240
00:52:41,266 --> 00:52:43,399
人家在看守所呢别乱说呀

1241
00:52:43,566 --> 00:52:44,999
保着刘海好带

1242
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:47,200
你怎么说话呢

1243
00:52:47,500 --> 00:52:48,733
你怎么说话的

1244
00:52:48,733 --> 00:52:50,966
什么叫刘海好呆我要给你看

1245
00:52:51,700 --> 00:52:52,500
呐

1246
00:52:52,966 --> 00:52:54,066
我这刘海

1247
00:52:55,266 --> 00:52:56,066
看到没

1248
00:52:56,700 --> 00:52:58,133
左摇右摇的

1249
00:52:58,766 --> 00:53:00,066
多可爱呀

1250
00:53:00,500 --> 00:53:03,500
QQ弹弹的看到没有这刘海

1251
00:53:04,700 --> 00:53:07,866
像尾巴一样软软的甜甜的

1252
00:53:08,333 --> 00:53:10,266
啊啊不行摇的我头好晕啊

1253
00:53:10,266 --> 00:53:11,733
我不能再摇了不能再摇了

1254
00:53:11,733 --> 00:53:12,933
这个本来就没休息好

1255
00:53:12,933 --> 00:53:14,499
我再摇我一会晕在这了

1256
00:53:14,500 --> 00:53:17,600
就在这旮沓然后大家疯狂的打钱对吧

1257
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:18,366
这个特效

1258
00:53:18,366 --> 00:53:21,099
金光特效都唤醒不了我的神志就完了

1259
00:53:22,666 --> 00:53:24,733
我怎么感觉我每天冲浪成本这么高

1260
00:53:24,733 --> 00:53:26,699
一点进什么美艳蜜亚的直播间

1261
00:53:26,700 --> 00:53:29,200
钱包就空了啊

1262
00:53:29,566 --> 00:53:30,899
怎么回事呢

1263
00:53:30,900 --> 00:53:33,300
烟女妖太可恶了

1264
00:53:33,300 --> 00:53:35,466
嘿嘿烟女妖怎么这么可恶

1265
00:53:35,533 --> 00:53:39,199
再也不要给这个坏女人打钱了

1266
00:53:39,333 --> 00:53:42,299
嘿嘿啊不行我说了不要的

1267
00:53:44,666 --> 00:53:45,499
你是你班

1268
00:53:45,500 --> 00:53:47,000
呃什么乐队的编版

1269
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:48,266
听起来适合开拍

1270
00:53:48,266 --> 00:53:50,399
对 3,000平

1271
00:53:50,666 --> 00:53:51,966
富哥威我50

1272
00:53:51,966 --> 00:53:54,199
哈哈哈富哥威我50

1273
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:57,600
好吧说的我好想去北美

1274
00:53:57,600 --> 00:54:00,166
北美这边别把这个

1275
00:54:01,366 --> 00:54:04,866
我抽烟烟你别抽烟烟你不能抽烟烟啊

1276
00:54:05,500 --> 00:54:06,900
假的什么假的

1277
00:54:08,700 --> 00:54:11,000
大头软糖大头人你咋不说话呢

1278
00:54:11,300 --> 00:54:12,866
北美也不是无聊吧

1279
00:54:12,866 --> 00:54:13,466
北美主要

1280
00:54:13,466 --> 00:54:16,166
现在来可能不是什么好好情况了

1281
00:54:16,366 --> 00:54:17,066
这也不是什

1282
00:54:17,066 --> 00:54:18,799
么好情况就是嗯

1283
00:54:19,733 --> 00:54:21,733
他确实不如国内一二线啊

1284
00:54:21,733 --> 00:54:23,166
我是这么感觉的

1285
00:54:25,700 --> 00:54:26,800
而且就如果

1286
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:27,866
你不是论到

1287
00:54:27,866 --> 00:54:30,066
大家都知道那种知名大城市的话

1288
00:54:30,066 --> 00:54:31,499
你从小城市进到大城市

1289
00:54:31,500 --> 00:54:33,100
就会有这种进城的感觉

1290
00:54:33,333 --> 00:54:34,533
比如说这个这个

1291
00:54:36,466 --> 00:54:38,066
但是你不出门的

1292
00:54:38,100 --> 00:54:39,333
天天宅在家里面

1293
00:54:39,333 --> 00:54:39,766
然后

1294
00:54:39,766 --> 00:54:42,133
但是这样如果你真的定居这边的话

1295
00:54:42,133 --> 00:54:42,866
你就得

1296
00:54:42,866 --> 00:54:46,266
你就得没事就管管自己的花园啊

1297
00:54:46,266 --> 00:54:47,766
管管自己的草坪

1298
00:54:47,966 --> 00:54:52,099
这个这个除草啊铲雪就很麻烦对吧

1299
00:54:52,100 --> 00:54:54,066
然后没事还得修一修这个木质

1300
00:54:54,066 --> 00:54:55,366
结构的房子呀

1301
00:54:55,566 --> 00:54:56,366
对

1302
00:54:56,933 --> 00:54:59,466
就我们家的这个草坪没有人管

1303
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:00,500
我们家的草坪

1304
00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:03,000
是周围所有房子里面最丑的

1305
00:55:03,100 --> 00:55:04,300
对最丑的

1306
00:55:04,300 --> 00:55:06,966
是房东自己没事开着那个除草机啊

1307
00:55:06,966 --> 00:55:07,999
一点一点推出来的

1308
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:09,400
推的像狗啃着一样

1309
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:11,133
我看别人家的草坪都

1310
00:55:11,166 --> 00:55:13,866
平的像那个照片里面的白宫草坪一样

1311
00:55:13,866 --> 00:55:16,133
就我们家的草坪磕磕巴巴的

1312
00:55:16,133 --> 00:55:18,366
就感觉剪了还不如不剪好看呢

1313
00:55:18,700 --> 00:55:21,766
我说你这个你会开除草机吗

1314
00:55:21,766 --> 00:55:23,299
他说我不会

1315
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:26,766
我说除草机坏事做尽除草机作恶多端

1316
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:28,733
除草机怎么不能自己除草

1317
00:55:28,766 --> 00:55:32,733
除草机真是啊除草机真的是他说啊

1318
00:55:34,300 --> 00:55:36,700
谢谢并交人牛外必须要做花园

1319
00:55:36,700 --> 00:55:37,800
不能做菜园吗

1320
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:39,400
这个哈哈

1321
00:55:40,166 --> 00:55:43,166
基本上大家都会去攀比一下这个花园

1322
00:55:43,166 --> 00:55:44,499
吧就就就

1323
00:55:44,533 --> 00:55:46,666
就相当于大家讨论一下

1324
00:55:46,666 --> 00:55:49,066
说说今天的天气啊或者什么的

1325
00:55:49,066 --> 00:55:51,599
很少有人把它直接当菜园了

1326
00:55:51,733 --> 00:55:54,166
最多拿点盆种点葱啊之类的

1327
00:55:54,533 --> 00:55:55,899
你真能俩月不出门

1328
00:55:55,900 --> 00:55:57,300
这些都挺向往

1329
00:55:57,300 --> 00:55:59,366
那挺好的那挺适合你的

1330
00:55:59,866 --> 00:56:00,966
但是你要有

1331
00:56:00,966 --> 00:56:03,066
有那个外卖或者快递的这种

1332
00:56:03,066 --> 00:56:03,966
重度依赖的话

1333
00:56:03,966 --> 00:56:05,066
还是不太适合

1334
00:56:05,166 --> 00:56:06,066
因为这份外卖真的

1335
00:56:06,066 --> 00:56:07,399
太贵了就

1336
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:08,100
我在国内

1337
00:56:08,100 --> 00:56:10,200
我是只要能吃外卖从来不动手

1338
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:11,500
外面什么东西对吧

1339
00:56:11,500 --> 00:56:13,866
没有有什么东西需要自己动手那

1340
00:56:13,866 --> 00:56:15,899
而我只有煮意面跟那个

1341
00:56:15,966 --> 00:56:17,733
煮罗宋汤的时候会动手啊

1342
00:56:17,733 --> 00:56:19,699
因为这两个东西外面做的没有我的好

1343
00:56:19,700 --> 00:56:24,100
吃就但凡是那种饭类的就全都动手

1344
00:56:24,100 --> 00:56:25,766
来这边什么都自己做

1345
00:56:25,900 --> 00:56:29,666
哪怕是卤卤的东西哪怕是这个这个

1346
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:31,600
炒的菜也好

1347
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:33,466
小到小小凉拌菜

1348
00:56:33,500 --> 00:56:35,066
大到大的火锅

1349
00:56:35,066 --> 00:56:36,933
然后麻辣拌什么什么

1350
00:56:36,966 --> 00:56:39,933
烤冷面烤蛋挞烤蛋糕慕斯

1351
00:56:40,566 --> 00:56:42,799
全一套一条龙全自己做出来

1352
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:45,966
因为这边时间真的就没有那么值钱

1353
00:56:45,966 --> 00:56:47,766
哈哈哈我宁愿花时间

1354
00:56:47,766 --> 00:56:49,966
我也不想花那个五六十刀啊

1355
00:56:49,966 --> 00:56:53,066
买一个6寸蛋糕显得我很像一个傻逼

1356
00:56:54,366 --> 00:56:55,466
会游啊会游

1357
00:56:55,466 --> 00:56:57,599
有的时候听不懂他们说话

1358
00:56:59,500 --> 00:57:01,800
要不是房间没地方我买个机床摆架

1359
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:03,800
你可以买个切割的那种锯子

1360
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:05,366
然后做做手工

1361
00:57:05,500 --> 00:57:07,200
我没有很多外国朋友啊

1362
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:09,733
感觉这个主播就是典型的

1363
00:57:09,733 --> 00:57:11,133
这个华人圈子

1364
00:57:11,133 --> 00:57:13,933
小刘就外国朋友不多

1365
00:57:15,566 --> 00:57:16,733
日常生活够用

1366
00:57:16,733 --> 00:57:17,666
倒也是

1367
00:57:17,766 --> 00:57:21,166
不过北美这边看电影然后运动啊

1368
00:57:21,166 --> 00:57:23,999
滑雪呀或者是一些其他的

1369
00:57:24,500 --> 00:57:26,400
感觉会比较方便一点

1370
00:57:28,266 --> 00:57:30,166
房租已经涨了

1371
00:57:30,166 --> 00:57:31,399
已经涨房租了

1372
00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:33,966
以前很便宜的现在涨了1/3呢

1373
00:57:34,333 --> 00:57:35,899
一年生活支出多少

1374
00:57:35,900 --> 00:57:36,866
今年没算过

1375
00:57:36,866 --> 00:57:40,099
今年因为自己自己生活自己赚钱了

1376
00:57:40,100 --> 00:57:41,733
所以我就没有那么在意了

1377
00:57:41,733 --> 00:57:43,499
花家里面钱的时候很内疚了

1378
00:57:43,500 --> 00:57:46,400
我去超市的时候我真的记得特别清楚

1379
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:48,200
我第一次来加拿大的时候就

1380
00:57:49,100 --> 00:57:50,000
怎么说呢

1381
00:57:50,466 --> 00:57:52,266
就你干过什么事情

1382
00:57:52,533 --> 00:57:55,166
学校的公交卡坐公交是免费的

1383
00:57:55,166 --> 00:57:59,066
然后我我为了吃一碗冷面韩餐馆的冷

1384
00:57:59,066 --> 00:58:01,266
面然后这个其实他有外卖的

1385
00:58:01,266 --> 00:58:02,566
但是我看了一下

1386
00:58:02,566 --> 00:58:05,333
从我们学校宿舍到那个韩餐馆大概

1387
00:58:05,366 --> 00:58:07,399
也就是6站路左右吧

1388
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:08,800
然后离公交站不是很远

1389
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:10,966
我就坐公交免费的公交去

1390
00:58:10,966 --> 00:58:11,666
然后

1391
00:58:11,666 --> 00:58:14,699
在店里面吃就为了省那个配送费

1392
00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:18,066
加上额外的小费大概省了8刀左右吧

1393
00:58:18,066 --> 00:58:19,133
就也没到8刀

1394
00:58:19,133 --> 00:58:20,699
可能也就是6刀左右

1395
00:58:20,700 --> 00:58:22,133
我吃完我就回来了

1396
00:58:22,133 --> 00:58:24,733
然后摸着黑坐着公交回来了

1397
00:58:24,866 --> 00:58:27,299
还有就是跟朋友出门吃火锅

1398
00:58:27,300 --> 00:58:28,766
我们吃完火锅之后

1399
00:58:28,966 --> 00:58:31,533
就本来4个人正好应该打车回学校

1400
00:58:31,533 --> 00:58:32,399
就正好嘛

1401
00:58:32,466 --> 00:58:34,166
就我现在肯定就叫个户本了

1402
00:58:34,166 --> 00:58:36,866
但是当时我们就傻呵呵的就想啊

1403
00:58:36,866 --> 00:58:37,966
公交还没有

1404
00:58:38,133 --> 00:58:39,333
没有那个什么没有

1405
00:58:39,333 --> 00:58:41,666
没有到到那个停运的时间啊

1406
00:58:41,666 --> 00:58:44,199
那咱们省个10多刀咱们走回去吧

1407
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:45,000
结果

1408
00:58:45,066 --> 00:58:47,699
走回去的路上还碰到了一片墓地

1409
00:58:47,700 --> 00:58:48,733
就贼吓人

1410
00:58:48,733 --> 00:58:51,599
然后那个下雪的天还有狼的脚印

1411
00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:53,800
我现在再也不干这种事情了

1412
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:54,900
家人们就是

1413
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:55,766
怎么说呢

1414
00:58:55,766 --> 00:58:56,133
这个

1415
00:58:56,133 --> 00:58:58,799
赚钱确实是能让自己的生活更好一些

1416
00:58:58,800 --> 00:58:59,666
啊谢谢大家

1417
00:58:59,666 --> 00:59:00,966
真的很谢谢大家

1418
00:59:00,966 --> 00:59:03,533
主播现在不需要干这种事情了对

1419
00:59:05,166 --> 00:59:06,733
对我的话

1420
00:59:06,733 --> 00:59:09,666
主要我的支出每个月都在2万左右

1421
00:59:09,666 --> 00:59:12,133
因为我还有一些VF上面的成本啊

1422
00:59:12,133 --> 00:59:12,933
对

1423
00:59:13,366 --> 00:59:15,933
你这个60平不到的房子月租都5,000了

1424
00:59:15,933 --> 00:59:17,133
考虑到你的地理位置

1425
00:59:17,133 --> 00:59:18,999
我觉得是很很合适的

1426
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:21,133
谢谢咸鱼

1427
00:59:21,133 --> 00:59:21,799
不想下雨的

1428
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:23,466
贝克拉尼尔阿里卡豆

1429
00:59:23,500 --> 00:59:25,000
家比人民币1:五点二

1430
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:26,333
右手1:四点八

1431
00:59:26,333 --> 00:59:29,599
嗯主播住的挺原生态听着很麻烦

1432
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:31,266
是这样的对

1433
00:59:32,766 --> 00:59:34,566
然后以前舍不得吃零食

1434
00:59:34,566 --> 00:59:37,799
去超市的时候看到一包那个9.99的

1435
00:59:37,933 --> 00:59:40,266
那个那个那个小山核桃仁

1436
00:59:40,300 --> 00:59:44,133
我算了一下6包50块钱我操这么贵

1437
00:59:44,133 --> 00:59:44,999
然后我就

1438
00:59:45,366 --> 00:59:48,199
我就没拿结果这个这个这次来加价

1439
00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:49,100
报复性消费

1440
00:59:49,100 --> 00:59:50,100
看到同款核桃仁

1441
00:59:50,100 --> 00:59:52,100
我狠狠往购物车里面塞了两包

1442
00:59:52,100 --> 00:59:53,400
对吧这这可能就是

1443
00:59:53,700 --> 00:59:55,700
谢谢大家让我让我让我让我

1444
00:59:55,700 --> 00:59:57,500
这个不掏家里钱啊

1445
00:59:57,500 --> 00:59:59,066
然后哈哈哈

1446
00:59:59,066 --> 01:00:00,799
然后这个生活就

1447
01:00:01,266 --> 01:00:03,199
在这些方面改善了很多哎

1448
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:05,500
欢迎一天没有固定工资

1449
01:00:05,500 --> 01:00:06,400
就是

1450
01:00:07,333 --> 01:00:08,999
举个例子吧比如说

1451
01:00:09,500 --> 01:00:12,766
你一个月有3万的流水的话他会给你

1452
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:14,000
呃

1453
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:18,366
1,500-3,000左右的一个提成工资

1454
01:00:18,366 --> 01:00:21,199
相当于把你的税给抹掉了

1455
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:24,600
对就相当于你到手就没有税

1456
01:00:26,700 --> 01:00:28,800
是不好吃我不喜欢吃了

1457
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:29,600
是

1458
01:00:30,066 --> 01:00:32,366
但我喜欢吃那种花里胡哨的口味

1459
01:00:32,366 --> 01:00:33,699
是说我在吃薯片

1460
01:00:33,700 --> 01:00:35,500
我倒不如说我在吃那个粉包

1461
01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:37,133
所以我原味从来不吃

1462
01:00:38,966 --> 01:00:42,299
你过一阵找熟人练出一下技巧哇

1463
01:00:45,066 --> 01:00:47,899
谢谢比你叫的巧克力阿里卡豆

1464
01:00:48,133 --> 01:00:49,099
这边还有醋味

1465
01:00:49,100 --> 01:00:52,666
醋味太难吃了不行我受不了

1466
01:00:52,666 --> 01:00:53,966
我是一个特爱吃酸的人

1467
01:00:53,966 --> 01:00:55,199
但我真的受不了醋味

1468
01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:57,100
就是又酸又咸

1469
01:00:57,100 --> 01:00:59,466
特别特别纯正的醋精的味道啊

1470
01:00:59,466 --> 01:01:00,733
就上次我跟

1471
01:01:00,933 --> 01:01:03,399
是有两个人出门还是怎么样忘了

1472
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:04,733
反正不知道什么地方

1473
01:01:04,733 --> 01:01:06,566
弄回来一大包醋味的薯片

1474
01:01:06,566 --> 01:01:08,699
然后我们两个人做饭做饿了

1475
01:01:08,733 --> 01:01:10,166
想着先吃薯片垫垫吧

1476
01:01:10,166 --> 01:01:11,533
然后就把那个1撕开

1477
01:01:11,533 --> 01:01:14,299
那个扑面而来的那个醋精味我们俩

1478
01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:17,700
就那种感觉真的真是不好吃

1479
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,133
对特别的冲鼻子

1480
01:01:24,666 --> 01:01:25,499
海盐啊

1481
01:01:25,500 --> 01:01:27,966
我觉得所有海盐味的东西尤其是海盐

1482
01:01:27,966 --> 01:01:29,099
经常跟一些什么

1483
01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:33,666
海盐焦糖海盐椰子海盐加甜品

1484
01:01:33,666 --> 01:01:36,133
我真受不了海盐味甜的东西啊

1485
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:39,866
对有醋味薯片

1486
01:01:39,866 --> 01:01:41,899
这边有很多奇怪的东西呢

1487
01:01:42,166 --> 01:01:42,799
你喜欢吃

1488
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:43,733
黄瓜味薯片

1489
01:01:43,733 --> 01:01:45,299
我的评价是就是你要吃

1490
01:01:45,300 --> 01:01:46,600
喜欢吃零食的话

1491
01:01:46,700 --> 01:01:48,300
加拿大这边的零食真的是

1492
01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:50,500
巧克力巧克力齁甜

1493
01:01:50,533 --> 01:01:53,366
薯片薯片贼大包口味又诡异

1494
01:01:53,533 --> 01:01:57,466
然后这个这个什么糖然后糖度又高

1495
01:01:57,566 --> 01:02:00,366
感觉不如QQ糖旺仔QQ糖一根毛

1496
01:02:00,366 --> 01:02:01,466
对然后

1497
01:02:03,066 --> 01:02:04,299
还有什么来着

1498
01:02:05,866 --> 01:02:08,366
小饼干小饼干你还得买低糖的

1499
01:02:08,366 --> 01:02:09,499
要不然他还是甜

1500
01:02:09,500 --> 01:02:11,366
就那个问题欢迎冷风冷灯

1501
01:02:13,133 --> 01:02:17,099
乐事用的醋应该是这样吗

1502
01:02:17,533 --> 01:02:20,799
加拿大有那种贼咸的细细的火腿哎

1503
01:02:21,300 --> 01:02:22,600
我知道我知道

1504
01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:25,166
那个我昨天去超市的时候就看到了

1505
01:02:25,166 --> 01:02:26,799
就他边上的那个肠

1506
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:28,100
我去翻boy的时候

1507
01:02:28,100 --> 01:02:29,666
他那个边上的那个肠

1508
01:02:30,333 --> 01:02:32,733
像淀粉肠一样的大概要5刀

1509
01:02:32,733 --> 01:02:36,666
但是他只要5根特别细他就有7刀

1510
01:02:36,700 --> 01:02:38,200
我看了一下我说这不是

1511
01:02:38,933 --> 01:02:40,066
三大腊肠吗

1512
01:02:40,066 --> 01:02:41,333
然后我就没买啊

1513
01:02:41,333 --> 01:02:42,966
因为看着就不太好吃

1514
01:02:42,966 --> 01:02:44,266
不知道他什么味道的

1515
01:02:48,533 --> 01:02:51,899
来的第一天点错了外卖加上运费13刀

1516
01:02:51,900 --> 01:02:53,666
这么便宜真的吗

1517
01:03:05,466 --> 01:03:09,499
不吃米饭但是他们会吃土豆薯条

1518
01:03:09,566 --> 01:03:10,533
呃然后

1519
01:03:11,166 --> 01:03:14,533
油炸的东西肉沙拉这种

1520
01:03:14,700 --> 01:03:16,400
嗯吃面包啊

1521
01:03:16,866 --> 01:03:19,966
也不是碳水也不是只有那个米饭对吧

1522
01:03:20,766 --> 01:03:22,966
你说五道的长13

1523
01:03:26,266 --> 01:03:27,066
啊

1524
01:03:29,666 --> 01:03:31,766
这个欢迎仓鼠君

1525
01:03:31,766 --> 01:03:35,266
这个这是否有些感觉有点冤大头啊

1526
01:03:35,266 --> 01:03:37,499
这个大部分都给配送员了吧

1527
01:03:37,500 --> 01:03:40,266
感觉你这应该不是不是那个什么呀

1528
01:03:40,700 --> 01:03:42,500
谢谢哎

1529
01:03:43,566 --> 01:03:46,899
谢谢玲玲子的关注哈哈哈谢谢

1530
01:03:47,100 --> 01:03:48,600
谢谢玲子的关注啊

1531
01:03:48,766 --> 01:03:52,266
啊那个到没到最低价加价了

1532
01:03:53,000 --> 01:04:10,700
Tooka leakaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

1533
01:04:10,966 --> 01:04:14,399
美的很甜品根本不用担心碳水不够

1534
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:15,966
糖不要钱一样放

1535
01:04:16,100 --> 01:04:17,133
我都吃不下去

1536
01:04:17,133 --> 01:04:18,899
我特爱吃蛋糕的一个人呐

1537
01:04:18,900 --> 01:04:21,166
对吧所以这边其实我觉得

1538
01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:24,466
做华人私厨蛋糕是真的赚钱

1539
01:04:24,466 --> 01:04:27,466
尤其你给自己包装成那种很很

1540
01:04:27,966 --> 01:04:30,066
很高端的我就不点名了

1541
01:04:30,066 --> 01:04:32,533
这个滑铁炉有一家可以送

1542
01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:34,800
整个安上区域内的蛋糕啊

1543
01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:38,700
不知道是把谁当成啥比啊

1544
01:04:38,700 --> 01:04:40,900
一个8寸蛋糕要160道

1545
01:04:40,900 --> 01:04:43,333
你是做蛋糕的还是做金子的

1546
01:04:43,700 --> 01:04:46,533
就国内那种比较网红的一个花束啊

1547
01:04:46,533 --> 01:04:48,466
这个100动着150刀

1548
01:04:48,500 --> 01:04:51,000
一组气球动着这个七八十刀

1549
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:52,200
我是不知道他这个

1550
01:04:52,200 --> 01:04:55,000
钱跟我的钱是不是有什么差别嗯

1551
01:04:58,200 --> 01:05:00,666
张大巧克力吃一口甜的牙疼

1552
01:05:00,666 --> 01:05:01,899
是这样的呢

1553
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:05,266
反正来这边基本我已经戒掉了

1554
01:05:05,266 --> 01:05:06,566
本土的零食啊

1555
01:05:06,666 --> 01:05:08,166
欢迎手残的一水

1556
01:05:08,933 --> 01:05:09,899
多多当汤

1557
01:05:09,900 --> 01:05:12,066
有个日本甜品店挺好

1558
01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:13,533
叫什么名字呀

1559
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:15,400
OK记得了

1560
01:05:15,966 --> 01:05:18,299
等会我还有那抢钱

1561
01:05:18,300 --> 01:05:20,733
我觉得关键他家还有人在

1562
01:05:20,733 --> 01:05:24,666
在那个什么我给自己过生日的时候

1563
01:05:24,900 --> 01:05:26,066
我问我室友

1564
01:05:26,066 --> 01:05:28,666
我说你们有没有蛋糕店推荐的

1565
01:05:28,666 --> 01:05:30,199
然后他给我推了三家

1566
01:05:30,533 --> 01:05:31,599
我看第一家

1567
01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:33,933
第一家就是这个逆天甜品店啊

1568
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:37,733
要送外地还要加好多钱

1569
01:05:37,733 --> 01:05:41,533
就就最后选了一个比较平价的这个

1570
01:05:41,533 --> 01:05:42,666
这个60到

1571
01:05:42,666 --> 01:05:45,166
虽然说也挺贵的但是呃

1572
01:05:45,333 --> 01:05:46,766
还是挺好吃的吧

1573
01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:51,933
黑云在角落

1574
01:05:52,133 --> 01:05:54,399
但他不在中国他在外国

1575
01:05:55,133 --> 01:05:58,533
静静悄悄默默离开

1576
01:05:58,866 --> 01:06:00,766
基本上都是甜的牙疼吧

1577
01:06:00,766 --> 01:06:02,699
感觉没有特别

1578
01:06:03,666 --> 01:06:05,199
特别特别不甜的地方

1579
01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:06,200
就但凡是

1580
01:06:06,333 --> 01:06:07,733
脱离了亚洲圈

1581
01:06:07,733 --> 01:06:10,133
其他的国家甜品都真的甜

1582
01:06:10,500 --> 01:06:12,133
就像龙卷风

1583
01:06:12,133 --> 01:06:14,966
离不开暴风圈来不及逃

1584
01:06:14,966 --> 01:06:18,366
我不能再想我不能再想

1585
01:06:18,366 --> 01:06:21,066
我不我不我不能

1586
01:06:22,066 --> 01:06:24,666
爱情走的太快就像龙

1587
01:06:24,733 --> 01:06:26,966
大家一听是刘维生以前觉得啊

1588
01:06:26,966 --> 01:06:28,166
你家是不是挺有钱

1589
01:06:28,166 --> 01:06:29,466
你是不是挺爱玩的

1590
01:06:29,466 --> 01:06:31,499
现在就是一听就是哎

1591
01:06:31,500 --> 01:06:35,466
什么什么呃比基尼水深烧烤架火热

1592
01:06:35,466 --> 01:06:37,266
一听就是什么你别劝

1593
01:06:37,266 --> 01:06:39,566
什么什么什么这个这个

1594
01:06:39,866 --> 01:06:41,866
有有这个什么什么的

1595
01:06:41,866 --> 01:06:43,699
对挺怪的

1596
01:06:44,066 --> 01:06:45,399
对那在欧洲

1597
01:06:45,566 --> 01:06:47,299
后知后觉

1598
01:06:48,366 --> 01:06:49,999
静静悄悄

1599
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:51,933
默默离开

1600
01:06:52,100 --> 01:06:55,533
陷入了危险边缘baby

1601
01:06:56,266 --> 01:06:57,999
最关键的是我开始在

1602
01:06:58,133 --> 01:07:00,266
b站刷到一些什么呃

1603
01:07:00,266 --> 01:07:03,466
冰岛太美的冰岛啊什么什么这个

1604
01:07:03,533 --> 01:07:04,666
来看看这个

1605
01:07:04,666 --> 01:07:06,366
涌动的极寒地狱

1606
01:07:06,366 --> 01:07:08,333
冰岛吧之类的一些视频啊

1607
01:07:08,333 --> 01:07:09,766
我不知道这个b站是

1608
01:07:09,933 --> 01:07:11,866
是认为我是一个什么样的人呢

1609
01:07:11,866 --> 01:07:12,966
还是说这个

1610
01:07:13,666 --> 01:07:14,933
有一些什么样的情况

1611
01:07:14,933 --> 01:07:17,166
总是我觉得不是很客观啊

1612
01:07:35,400 --> 01:07:38,366
对生活太不方便了就如果说

1613
01:07:38,766 --> 01:07:39,899
怎么样其实

1614
01:07:40,466 --> 01:07:42,366
特别特别特别特别

1615
01:07:42,900 --> 01:07:45,700
有能力的可能还是在国内比较好吧

1616
01:07:45,700 --> 01:07:48,366
我觉得是这样的因为

1617
01:07:51,900 --> 01:07:54,066
反正我现在是这么感觉的

1618
01:07:54,666 --> 01:07:56,766
国外可能就是不是特别拽啊

1619
01:07:56,766 --> 01:07:58,066
毕竟给我推这种东西

1620
01:07:58,066 --> 01:07:59,666
我的号废了号卖给你

1621
01:07:59,666 --> 01:08:01,099
你拿我的号去干嘛

1622
01:08:01,166 --> 01:08:03,666
骗我的粉丝是吧我才不给你呢

1623
01:08:05,066 --> 01:08:07,166
怪人痴都是很坏很坏的人

1624
01:08:07,266 --> 01:08:08,733
要骗主播的账号

1625
01:08:09,100 --> 01:08:11,600
起码也得个3万5万的对吧

1626
01:08:11,600 --> 01:08:14,366
这VF账号带小闪电认证对吧

1627
01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:15,500
上可撩妹

1628
01:08:15,500 --> 01:08:18,966
下可得到其他喜欢的主播的互关啊

1629
01:08:18,966 --> 01:08:20,599
这个这个主播努力努力

1630
01:08:20,766 --> 01:08:23,333
争取把这个什么文语老师啊

1631
01:08:23,333 --> 01:08:24,366
什么什么呃

1632
01:08:24,366 --> 01:08:26,299
k老师啊之类这些互关对吧

1633
01:08:26,300 --> 01:08:27,866
我已经从结果老师开始

1634
01:08:27,866 --> 01:08:28,899
已经开始互关了

1635
01:08:28,900 --> 01:08:31,266
这个争取把这个互关全拿到手

1636
01:08:31,300 --> 01:08:33,366
你到时候一截图对吧倍有排面

1637
01:08:33,366 --> 01:08:35,266
然后等我集齐这个百家之朝

1638
01:08:35,266 --> 01:08:37,799
我就10万出号哈哈哈

1639
01:08:37,800 --> 01:08:38,866
就卖号了

1640
01:08:38,866 --> 01:08:42,266
好吧谢谢一语逍遥的关注哎呀逗

1641
01:08:44,300 --> 01:08:45,400
我出50万

1642
01:08:45,400 --> 01:08:46,400
50万可以

1643
01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:48,500
这个这个OK没问题啊

1644
01:08:48,500 --> 01:08:49,366
这个这个

1645
01:08:49,900 --> 01:08:52,133
你不会要把主播抓回去吧

1646
01:08:52,533 --> 01:08:55,166
谢谢00的牛蛙碰到你爱的感动

1647
01:08:55,166 --> 01:08:57,099
感谢支持谢谢大家

1648
01:08:57,100 --> 01:08:58,300
卖我好吗

1649
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:02,400
感觉主播没有你的有排面

1650
01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:04,133
你这个号可是好多种都是

1651
01:09:04,866 --> 01:09:06,666
对吧有种度的号感

1652
01:09:06,666 --> 01:09:08,466
觉都是都是都是

1653
01:09:08,733 --> 01:09:10,199
大家都都认识的号

1654
01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:11,333
可能弟弟不认识你

1655
01:09:11,333 --> 01:09:13,266
但是其他主播肯定认识你

1656
01:09:14,733 --> 01:09:16,566
哎我想采访一下妖怪

1657
01:09:16,566 --> 01:09:18,699
你有没有收到那种什么什么啊

1658
01:09:18,700 --> 01:09:20,733
好哥哥有你就是春天

1659
01:09:20,733 --> 01:09:21,733
什么没有你

1660
01:09:21,733 --> 01:09:25,333
感觉我直播生涯都都都耗费了这个主

1661
01:09:25,400 --> 01:09:27,266
好哥哥来给我刷刷礼物

1662
01:09:27,266 --> 01:09:29,599
给妹妹刷点礼物妹妹有福利相送啊

1663
01:09:29,600 --> 01:09:32,366
什么你有没有收到过这种信息啊啊

1664
01:09:33,533 --> 01:09:35,699
刚卖完除草剂又卖官人吃

1665
01:09:35,700 --> 01:09:37,133
你的一级盾就别套了吧

1666
01:09:37,133 --> 01:09:38,399
感觉含金量太低

1667
01:09:39,266 --> 01:09:41,466
哥哥有碰到过雪糕刺客吗

1668
01:09:41,466 --> 01:09:43,566
你今天去买买了多少钱的呀

1669
01:09:43,900 --> 01:09:45,600
不是那几个挺贵的

1670
01:09:45,600 --> 01:09:48,566
大家不都知道长什么样的吗对吧

1671
01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:52,666
我能边吃雪糕边直播吗

1672
01:09:52,666 --> 01:09:53,733
哎你们说的雪糕刺客

1673
01:09:53,733 --> 01:09:55,399
我想想我冰箱还有雪糕呢

1674
01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:57,533
这一阵还没收到

1675
01:09:58,200 --> 01:09:59,666
感觉这个这个

1676
01:10:00,066 --> 01:10:01,133
不太上道啊

1677
01:10:01,133 --> 01:10:01,399
这个

1678
01:10:01,400 --> 01:10:03,933
我们我们阳光都4个总督了还收不到

1679
01:10:07,766 --> 01:10:08,499
外卖的话

1680
01:10:08,500 --> 01:10:10,733
他那个这种冷冷藏品

1681
01:10:10,733 --> 01:10:13,266
冷鲜品他会有好多的附加价格的

1682
01:10:13,266 --> 01:10:14,066
我感觉

1683
01:10:14,466 --> 01:10:17,766
那人语气太像拉皮条你别理别理这个

1684
01:10:17,900 --> 01:10:20,466
呃饭无工会进了不如不进

1685
01:10:20,466 --> 01:10:22,899
好工会一般不会下场来邀请你

1686
01:10:22,900 --> 01:10:24,800
在你什么都没做之前

1687
01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:27,133
好工会他是不会邀请你的

1688
01:10:27,133 --> 01:10:28,999
就像是你在那个

1689
01:10:29,666 --> 01:10:32,733
在理应求职会主动给你发消息的

1690
01:10:32,733 --> 01:10:35,566
只有保险跟房产销售一样

1691
01:10:35,566 --> 01:10:37,199
大家大家大家

1692
01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:40,066
千万不要被这个小工会骗走了对

1693
01:10:41,700 --> 01:10:43,566
你这边冷点外卖

1694
01:10:43,566 --> 01:10:45,466
到了半个小时冰淇淋都不换

1695
01:10:45,466 --> 01:10:46,666
那太好了吧

1696
01:10:47,700 --> 01:10:49,533
你买了一个桃子形状的啊

1697
01:10:49,533 --> 01:10:52,266
说那个桃子挺好吃的你快吃一下

1698
01:10:52,266 --> 01:10:54,266
既然你都买了就别太难过了

1699
01:10:54,266 --> 01:10:56,599
这个这个就好好享受一下吧

1700
01:10:58,466 --> 01:11:01,199
不是邀请我看工会是让我去看主播

1701
01:11:02,966 --> 01:11:05,366
这位大爷我们工会呃

1702
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:06,966
花姑娘大大的

1703
01:11:06,966 --> 01:11:10,333
有这个可爱乖巧机灵聪明

1704
01:11:10,533 --> 01:11:11,733
御姐腹黑

1705
01:11:11,733 --> 01:11:16,333
然后满足你的呃呃各式观影体验是吧

1706
01:11:17,166 --> 01:11:18,966
还有工会干这种事情啊

1707
01:11:18,966 --> 01:11:21,166
我还以为有人邀请邀请你去

1708
01:11:21,300 --> 01:11:23,333
当他们工会的主播呢

1709
01:11:23,600 --> 01:11:26,133
我第一次吃那么贵的好吃吗好吃吗

1710
01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:35,266
你吧这次旅行我还想去上次的沙滩

1711
01:11:35,533 --> 01:11:37,366
球鞋手表

1712
01:11:37,366 --> 01:11:41,066
袜子和衬衫都已经烫好

1713
01:11:41,066 --> 01:11:42,699
放行李箱

1714
01:11:43,066 --> 01:11:44,466
教你下次怎么说

1715
01:11:44,533 --> 01:11:46,366
关注我的大号

1716
01:11:46,666 --> 01:11:49,399
坏苹果坏事酝酿中啊不对

1717
01:11:49,600 --> 01:11:50,733
他已经改名了

1718
01:11:50,900 --> 01:11:53,666
坏苹果败着apple对

1719
01:11:53,800 --> 01:11:55,900
你慢慢聊自己

1720
01:11:55,900 --> 01:11:59,300
慢慢和你走在一起

1721
01:11:59,400 --> 01:12:01,866
慢慢我想配合你

1722
01:12:01,866 --> 01:12:04,699
慢慢把我给你

1723
01:12:04,700 --> 01:12:07,066
慢慢喜欢你

1724
01:12:07,066 --> 01:12:09,499
没事没事就当偶尔奖励自己一下吗

1725
01:12:09,500 --> 01:12:11,866
对吧偶尔偶尔奖励自己一下

1726
01:12:11,866 --> 01:12:12,666
好吧

1727
01:12:13,266 --> 01:12:14,966
就买了就别心疼了

1728
01:12:14,966 --> 01:12:16,933
这个买之前就没退

1729
01:12:16,933 --> 01:12:18,066
那就没办法了

1730
01:12:24,600 --> 01:12:26,566
下播了去吃雪糕

1731
01:12:28,533 --> 01:12:30,299
感觉又要又要又要

1732
01:12:30,866 --> 01:12:31,899
又要穿了

1733
01:12:31,900 --> 01:12:33,600
就主播这种饮食习惯啊

1734
01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:35,533
睡觉睡觉睡着玩

1735
01:12:35,933 --> 01:12:37,866
这个冰的冰的可劲造

1736
01:12:37,866 --> 01:12:39,866
然后辣的辣的疯狂吃

1737
01:12:39,866 --> 01:12:42,933
这个算吃点水煮菜吧

1738
01:12:43,366 --> 01:12:44,599
有暑假长假

1739
01:12:44,600 --> 01:12:46,100
现在就暑假长假

1740
01:12:47,566 --> 01:12:48,966
偶尔奖励一下

1741
01:12:48,966 --> 01:12:50,333
给主播打点米

1742
01:12:50,333 --> 01:12:51,666
咦我中毒了

1743
01:12:51,733 --> 01:12:54,566
哎这不这不还亮着吗别担心别担心

1744
01:12:54,566 --> 01:12:58,333
哈哈哈嗨别担心别担心啊

1745
01:12:58,500 --> 01:13:01,700
谢谢配宝鸭的关注啊感谢支持

1746
01:13:01,700 --> 01:13:02,966
亨德尼尔迪卡go

1747
01:13:02,966 --> 01:13:04,133
谢谢谢谢

1748
01:13:08,700 --> 01:13:10,066
你要出国了吗

1749
01:13:10,600 --> 01:13:13,100
祝你国外的生活顺利

1750
01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:16,400
没有什么地方是完美无缺的

1751
01:13:16,400 --> 01:13:19,266
每个地方都有它自己的

1752
01:13:19,700 --> 01:13:21,100
不好的地方呀

1753
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:24,966
所以说

1754
01:13:25,066 --> 01:13:28,933
呃很多时候就是站这山望那山高

1755
01:13:31,366 --> 01:13:34,099
还是要根据自己的实际情况做选择

1756
01:13:34,100 --> 01:13:34,733
不说在

1757
01:13:34,733 --> 01:13:36,766
什么地方就一定比在另一个地方好

1758
01:13:38,266 --> 01:13:42,166
对出国前多吃多喝然后这个这个

1759
01:13:42,333 --> 01:13:43,299
不要委屈自己

1760
01:13:43,300 --> 01:13:46,600
但凡涉及到服务业的快递想买就买

1761
01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:48,100
出门想打车就打车

1762
01:13:48,100 --> 01:13:48,933
因为你

1763
01:13:49,066 --> 01:13:52,533
回国之前很难再享受到这种服务了

1764
01:13:52,533 --> 01:13:54,966
就你要花很多代价去享受这种服务啊

1765
01:13:54,966 --> 01:13:55,766
对

1766
01:13:56,333 --> 01:13:59,566
我不在他身旁里

1767
01:14:03,366 --> 01:14:04,266
你出过钱被

1768
01:14:04,266 --> 01:14:06,099
你爸爸就是打工也挺好的

1769
01:14:06,100 --> 01:14:07,566
能不能先试一下

1770
01:14:08,966 --> 01:14:11,166
也能先试一下那种生活吧

1771
01:14:11,166 --> 01:14:12,466
我觉得也不错

1772
01:14:13,366 --> 01:14:16,299
体验生活也挺好的

1773
01:14:18,466 --> 01:14:19,866
就天天玩烂梗

1774
01:14:19,900 --> 01:14:21,500
咱们咱们理性讨论

1775
01:14:21,500 --> 01:14:24,333
要不你就天天在这边啊我劝你别去

1776
01:14:24,500 --> 01:14:27,066
哈哈哈哎

1777
01:14:30,933 --> 01:14:33,933
亚洲范围内可能就还算比较好戳

1778
01:14:36,166 --> 01:14:39,099
我有个朋友在新加坡现在也挺好的

1779
01:14:40,600 --> 01:14:41,600
在国内多

1780
01:14:41,600 --> 01:14:45,733
去网吧哈哈哈哈哎呦

1781
01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:49,966
这个北美有网吧这个东西吗

1782
01:14:49,966 --> 01:14:51,199
我知道澳洲有啊

1783
01:14:51,200 --> 01:14:52,466
我知道澳洲有

1784
01:14:52,533 --> 01:14:55,199
因为大白以前在直播间说过

1785
01:14:55,200 --> 01:14:57,100
他已经说这个

1786
01:14:57,800 --> 01:14:58,600
他

1787
01:14:59,166 --> 01:15:00,966
在欧洲这边就是

1788
01:15:01,266 --> 01:15:02,666
呃去网吧

1789
01:15:02,666 --> 01:15:04,533
然后半夜开车回家

1790
01:15:04,533 --> 01:15:06,066
然后上课然后去网吧

1791
01:15:06,066 --> 01:15:07,566
然后半夜开车回家

1792
01:15:07,866 --> 01:15:10,866
我说我说为什么你你你没有电脑吗

1793
01:15:10,866 --> 01:15:12,499
你为什么要去网吧呀

1794
01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:16,933
然后他说他说他说我忘了他说什么了

1795
01:15:17,566 --> 01:15:20,333
反正我还是那什么的

1796
01:15:21,166 --> 01:15:22,566
印象挺深刻的

1797
01:15:22,566 --> 01:15:23,799
对这件事情啊

1798
01:15:24,100 --> 01:15:25,300
我总怀疑

1799
01:15:25,333 --> 01:15:28,499
我少给力打点米就够在北美叫外卖了

1800
01:15:28,500 --> 01:15:31,900
还真是但是不好吃阳光真的不好吃

1801
01:15:32,866 --> 01:15:35,533
就大部分的菜都是属于那种

1802
01:15:35,533 --> 01:15:36,966
你吃了一口你会怀疑

1803
01:15:37,066 --> 01:15:38,533
这怎么开的店啊

1804
01:15:38,533 --> 01:15:39,899
是不是我也能做

1805
01:15:39,900 --> 01:15:41,300
对我怀疑很多

1806
01:15:41,300 --> 01:15:42,866
有的生在这个北美

1807
01:15:42,866 --> 01:15:45,066
这边做私厨就是这种情况

1808
01:15:45,100 --> 01:15:47,500
在国内你就随便走进一家苍蝇馆子

1809
01:15:47,500 --> 01:15:48,200
你就觉得哇

1810
01:15:48,200 --> 01:15:49,766
10年的沉淀

1811
01:15:49,800 --> 01:15:51,333
20年的老卤水

1812
01:15:51,333 --> 01:15:52,999
这个东西一看就我做不出来

1813
01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:55,566
哎呀我花个几十块钱吃饱饱真开心

1814
01:15:55,866 --> 01:15:57,066
你出国就是感觉啊

1815
01:15:57,066 --> 01:15:59,733
我花了150我总感觉我像像个闹坛一样

1816
01:15:59,733 --> 01:16:00,966
这什么东西啊

1817
01:16:01,266 --> 01:16:04,199
这糖醋里脊怎么是辣椒炒洋葱

1818
01:16:04,200 --> 01:16:05,366
炒肉段啊

1819
01:16:05,500 --> 01:16:07,566
这个这个这个这个这个

1820
01:16:07,566 --> 01:16:09,966
锅包肉他怎么是软的啊

1821
01:16:09,966 --> 01:16:10,966
这个这个这个

1822
01:16:10,966 --> 01:16:13,499
红烧排骨里面为啥还加鸡蛋

1823
01:16:13,500 --> 01:16:14,666
跟那个那个那个

1824
01:16:14,666 --> 01:16:16,899
哈哈哈反正就

1825
01:16:17,133 --> 01:16:18,399
你一切能想象到的

1826
01:16:18,400 --> 01:16:20,766
离谱的配菜都能在这边出现啊

1827
01:16:21,800 --> 01:16:23,133
中餐还行

1828
01:16:23,500 --> 01:16:24,600
是还行

1829
01:16:25,900 --> 01:16:27,866
日本这边饭还是挺好吃的

1830
01:16:37,600 --> 01:16:39,933
谢谢糖豆和土豆子的关注

1831
01:16:39,933 --> 01:16:41,799
你爱红豆你爱那个豆

1832
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:44,666
点个糖醋排骨醋比排骨多

1833
01:16:44,666 --> 01:16:45,999
也不说醋比排骨多吧

1834
01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:48,766
这你少你就少你做出来那个

1835
01:16:48,766 --> 01:16:49,733
感觉就得了

1836
01:16:49,733 --> 01:16:51,566
我七宝粥的时候来不及做饭

1837
01:16:51,566 --> 01:16:52,999
然后当时就

1838
01:16:53,266 --> 01:16:55,799
基本上靠外卖加素食活着的

1839
01:16:55,900 --> 01:16:58,300
就就太忙了吧然后

1840
01:16:59,600 --> 01:17:00,966
点那个糖醋里脊

1841
01:17:00,966 --> 01:17:03,533
真的是给我破房破到不行啊

1842
01:17:03,533 --> 01:17:06,866
我以前在国内吃那种街边的小馆子

1843
01:17:06,900 --> 01:17:09,800
18块钱就一盘糖醋里脊

1844
01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:11,400
都比他做的好10倍

1845
01:17:11,466 --> 01:17:14,899
真的谢谢地道钢板给一毛啊对吧

1846
01:17:14,900 --> 01:17:16,566
谢谢你啊谢谢你的小花

1847
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:20,500
有个操作是去北美找我操

1848
01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:22,066
那就不行了

1849
01:17:22,066 --> 01:17:23,599
就算是在家工作

1850
01:17:23,600 --> 01:17:25,866
可能可能他也不是永久的

1851
01:17:26,766 --> 01:17:28,599
对啊这个确实是这样啊

1852
01:17:40,766 --> 01:17:42,966
在温哥华跟多伦多都有海底捞的

1853
01:17:42,966 --> 01:17:45,066
但是也是死贵贼贵贼贵

1854
01:17:45,133 --> 01:17:46,333
有永久的吗

1855
01:17:47,533 --> 01:17:49,366
至少我知道这可以申请那

1856
01:17:49,366 --> 01:17:50,266
那可以试试看

1857
01:17:50,266 --> 01:17:51,566
哎那还挺好的

1858
01:17:52,366 --> 01:17:54,266
我听现在比较后悔的一件事就是

1859
01:17:54,266 --> 01:17:56,366
疫情的时候感觉大家好多人都是

1860
01:17:56,466 --> 01:17:58,666
一边上课一边线上实习

1861
01:17:58,666 --> 01:18:01,199
然后当时我我就没有抓住这个机会

1862
01:18:01,200 --> 01:18:03,500
感觉有点错失错失良机了

1863
01:18:03,966 --> 01:18:06,799
嗯好像目前美国有5家海底捞

1864
01:18:06,800 --> 01:18:08,300
现在这边其实也有啊

1865
01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:11,500
小郡肝串串

1866
01:18:12,166 --> 01:18:14,266
这种这种火锅倒是有

1867
01:18:14,266 --> 01:18:15,399
对这种倒是有

1868
01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:18,700
就这边的奶茶店一般来说就是有

1869
01:18:18,700 --> 01:18:20,133
国内的一些就

1870
01:18:20,133 --> 01:18:21,166
你都想象不到

1871
01:18:21,166 --> 01:18:22,699
他为什么会出现在这里啊

1872
01:18:22,700 --> 01:18:23,866
比如说什么QQ

1873
01:18:24,133 --> 01:18:27,366
然后什么水域丸座然后这些奶茶店呢

1874
01:18:27,366 --> 01:18:29,766
还比如说一些什么呃

1875
01:18:30,066 --> 01:18:32,499
茶百道这肯定没有啊但是有鹿角巷哎

1876
01:18:32,500 --> 01:18:34,733
鹿角巷是不是在国内都快嘎了

1877
01:18:34,733 --> 01:18:35,933
但这边有鹿角巷

1878
01:18:36,133 --> 01:18:39,166
对然后也会有一些什么呃

1879
01:18:41,400 --> 01:18:42,466
这个叫什么

1880
01:18:43,066 --> 01:18:44,466
小龙坎的那个

1881
01:18:44,466 --> 01:18:46,899
那个姐妹店叫什么大龙什么来着

1882
01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:49,266
对以后有一些那种店啊对

1883
01:18:50,866 --> 01:18:52,466
你家治安怎么样

1884
01:18:53,666 --> 01:18:55,199
还还

1885
01:18:58,133 --> 01:18:59,999
只能说得有点规避

1886
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:00,733
的本能啊

1887
01:19:00,733 --> 01:19:04,399
对越郊区越安全越市中心越不行啊

1888
01:19:04,400 --> 01:19:05,900
这个市中心的话

1889
01:19:05,900 --> 01:19:08,733
那个玻璃可能都是一年换个两三次的

1890
01:19:08,733 --> 01:19:10,366
无他为有人打耳

1891
01:19:16,566 --> 01:19:17,499
就有很多

1892
01:19:17,500 --> 01:19:18,466
你觉得啊

1893
01:19:18,466 --> 01:19:21,199
这个东西肯定不会在这有反而他就有

1894
01:19:21,200 --> 01:19:22,866
但是也有很多东西就是

1895
01:19:23,066 --> 01:19:25,899
呃你觉得这肯定有吧但他就没有

1896
01:19:28,700 --> 01:19:32,333
市中心可能有人半夜呃呃这个这个

1897
01:19:32,333 --> 01:19:34,766
上次直播间被封了我就不说了对吧

1898
01:19:34,766 --> 01:19:37,499
然后还还挺吓人的哈哈哈

1899
01:19:37,500 --> 01:19:39,566
哎这种事情还是挺吓人的

1900
01:19:39,566 --> 01:19:41,966
但是我从来都不太去市中心

1901
01:19:41,966 --> 01:19:42,366
因为

1902
01:19:42,366 --> 01:19:44,899
我没有什么东西要在市中心实行的

1903
01:19:44,900 --> 01:19:46,666
对没有没有什么

1904
01:19:46,666 --> 01:19:48,866
没有什么要在市中心干的事情

1905
01:19:49,733 --> 01:19:50,533
嗯

1906
01:19:51,400 --> 01:19:53,933
你还看看热闹呢还0元购呢

1907
01:19:53,933 --> 01:19:54,966
赶快保护好自己

1908
01:19:54,966 --> 01:19:57,166
得了吧还还想看热闹

1909
01:19:57,866 --> 01:20:00,966
水贴是吧这个生命不息经验不止

1910
01:20:00,966 --> 01:20:02,166
赶快保护好自己吧

1911
01:20:02,166 --> 01:20:03,333
你可真气人

1912
01:20:03,600 --> 01:20:04,900
这个笔好好看

1913
01:20:04,933 --> 01:20:05,733
谢谢

1914
01:20:06,333 --> 01:20:07,133
阿里卡特

1915
01:20:07,866 --> 01:20:10,099
这个就是那个因为宋总都没谢

1916
01:20:10,100 --> 01:20:12,500
主播不让进门不是他造谣的

1917
01:20:12,500 --> 01:20:14,000
他说的是假的

1918
01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:16,266
他他他污蔑人不是

1919
01:20:16,266 --> 01:20:18,299
怎么你们都都记得这个了

1920
01:20:18,300 --> 01:20:19,666
他他造谣

1921
01:20:19,966 --> 01:20:24,199
他没有给我磕头是我给他磕头的啊

1922
01:20:25,866 --> 01:20:28,599
明明是我给他磕头的

1923
01:20:28,600 --> 01:20:31,133
你们不要污蔑人啊

1924
01:20:31,700 --> 01:20:33,466
呃不是我

1925
01:20:33,733 --> 01:20:35,199
笑容明白

1926
01:20:35,500 --> 01:20:38,133
现在一起从前

1927
01:20:41,766 --> 01:20:43,733
气死我了

1928
01:20:43,800 --> 01:20:46,600
揍我赢主播跟我说下不为例

1929
01:20:46,600 --> 01:20:48,933
这次你也在我出发先放过我对吧

1930
01:20:48,933 --> 01:20:50,733
意思还有下个总督是吧

1931
01:20:50,800 --> 01:20:51,900
我不好说了

1932
01:20:51,900 --> 01:20:53,400
出个屁摇视频

1933
01:20:53,700 --> 01:20:54,866
不要不要笑

1934
01:20:54,866 --> 01:20:57,533
挑战啊然后再再说对不起大家谢罪

1935
01:20:57,533 --> 01:20:58,699
我笑了是吧

1936
01:20:58,900 --> 01:21:00,133
那也太烂了

1937
01:21:00,133 --> 01:21:02,299
一个东西玩两次也太不好了

1938
01:21:02,300 --> 01:21:04,733
不行不行我会有负罪感的

1939
01:21:05,500 --> 01:21:08,133
请大家关注主播的新视频批判

1940
01:21:08,333 --> 01:21:09,933
呃假装毕业的人批

1941
01:21:09,933 --> 01:21:12,299
判假装博取同情的人的视频

1942
01:21:13,066 --> 01:21:20,499
这般望着你难免我求求求你我弃

1943
01:21:21,166 --> 01:21:23,733
鸟连花草

1944
01:21:23,866 --> 01:21:26,199
墙上荡悠悠

1945
01:21:26,200 --> 01:21:28,800
你呀你没有没有没有没有

1946
01:21:28,800 --> 01:21:31,166
我澄清一下是假的是假的是假的

1947
01:21:31,166 --> 01:21:32,399
假的假的假的

1948
01:21:32,566 --> 01:21:33,366
嗯

1949
01:21:33,800 --> 01:21:36,533
没有要没有要不要不要主办用瑞平了

1950
01:21:36,533 --> 01:21:39,733
那很久之前的存货切片啊存货切片

1951
01:21:39,900 --> 01:21:43,000
嗯发一个好玩的发一个带热度的

1952
01:21:43,000 --> 01:21:44,600
发一个好玩的发一个带热度的

1953
01:21:44,600 --> 01:21:49,000
争取把主播这个又可爱又活泼又幽默

1954
01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:51,000
然后又怎么说

1955
01:21:51,100 --> 01:21:52,766
也不能说自己有思想吧

1956
01:21:52,766 --> 01:21:56,333
我确实没什么思想又又又又又呃

1957
01:21:56,866 --> 01:21:58,866
冲浪的这个特点展现出来

1958
01:21:58,866 --> 01:22:02,166
好吧舰长太便宜我磕了一个小时

1959
01:22:02,533 --> 01:22:03,466
哈哈哈

1960
01:22:04,800 --> 01:22:08,000
你跪在大殿前对满天神佛许愿

1961
01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:09,466
要索就索你的命

1962
01:22:09,466 --> 01:22:11,466
不要索米耶米亚的命是吧

1963
01:22:11,466 --> 01:22:14,166
别吧别别别啊大家

1964
01:22:14,166 --> 01:22:15,333
这个以后以后以后

1965
01:22:15,333 --> 01:22:17,399
上殿仪式不是我给大家磕一个叫爹

1966
01:22:17,400 --> 01:22:18,766
而是你们给我磕一个叫爹

1967
01:22:18,766 --> 01:22:21,766
那就真诚管人管人孝子可别别乱告啊

1968
01:22:21,766 --> 01:22:22,499
好吧

1969
01:22:22,500 --> 01:22:26,066
生为你追寻哦哦

1970
01:22:28,666 --> 01:22:35,266
就这般望着你难免我愁愁

1971
01:22:35,266 --> 01:22:42,399
除你我青鸟连花草成双荡悠悠

1972
01:22:42,400 --> 01:22:48,333
你呀你冻我心房酸我眼眶一生的伤

1973
01:22:49,600 --> 01:22:55,466
你呀你彼岸观望置身一旁一生两望

1974
01:22:58,866 --> 01:22:59,666
嗯

1975
01:23:00,200 --> 01:23:04,166
爹哈哈哈干嘛给你两车

1976
01:23:04,166 --> 01:23:06,266
别别这么叫我别这么叫我

1977
01:23:06,600 --> 01:23:08,533
爹怎么了爹对吧

1978
01:23:08,533 --> 01:23:10,333
上剑享受主播上剑的音乐

1979
01:23:10,666 --> 01:23:12,733
人有春花秋意

1980
01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:16,200
蝶舞袖手不移

1981
01:23:17,600 --> 01:23:21,200
雨打荷叶吵吵了几滴

1982
01:23:21,366 --> 01:23:24,799
就怎能熄灭心中柔情

1983
01:23:24,966 --> 01:23:27,466
谈笑中提起你

1984
01:23:28,533 --> 01:23:30,966
疼痛这般熟悉

1985
01:23:32,133 --> 01:23:32,933
妈

1986
01:23:35,133 --> 01:23:37,766
小小一个直播间卧虎藏龙竟然

1987
01:23:38,066 --> 01:23:39,533
藏了5辈人

1988
01:23:39,700 --> 01:23:42,500
哎这都不是四世同堂五世同堂

1989
01:23:44,733 --> 01:23:47,599
现在社会学家研究这个家族关系的话

1990
01:23:47,600 --> 01:23:51,400
就不用去走访这个老人家庭了

1991
01:23:51,400 --> 01:23:53,566
现在直接来我直播间走访

1992
01:23:54,066 --> 01:23:55,799
感觉能得到一些

1993
01:23:55,966 --> 01:23:58,566
这个这个五代同堂的家庭非常年轻

1994
01:23:58,566 --> 01:23:59,366
富有活力的

1995
01:23:59,366 --> 01:24:00,799
这种这种这种节奏

1996
01:24:01,966 --> 01:24:06,533
主人 321你别管

1997
01:24:06,666 --> 01:24:11,499
我只是一横一竖两你们的凤骨呢

1998
01:24:11,500 --> 01:24:13,966
你们的凤骨凤骨凤骨凤骨呢

1999
01:24:14,500 --> 01:24:16,466
这么轻易就把这种

2000
01:24:16,600 --> 01:24:19,100
呃这种这种宣掷于口

2001
01:24:20,066 --> 01:24:22,566
啊没有羞耻心是吧

2002
01:24:23,366 --> 01:24:24,599
主播可太有意思了

2003
01:24:24,600 --> 01:24:26,466
刚看完主播的全部视频

2004
01:24:26,466 --> 01:24:28,799
主播的视频这个仅供参考

2005
01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:32,266
这个不能代表主播本人的真实性格啊

2006
01:24:32,266 --> 01:24:34,933
可能你多看看我你会发现这个

2007
01:24:35,333 --> 01:24:36,766
比现在有意思多了

2008
01:24:36,766 --> 01:24:40,366
嗯对因为最有意思的东西

2009
01:24:41,733 --> 01:24:43,133
我不敢切对吧

2010
01:24:43,133 --> 01:24:44,999
就像大家我刚才给大家念的一样

2011
01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:45,800
大家觉得

2012
01:24:45,800 --> 01:24:47,300
比较光芒的时刻

2013
01:24:47,300 --> 01:24:49,500
都是这种比较抽象的东西啊

2014
01:24:49,733 --> 01:24:53,299
主播没活了天天是没活了没活了哼

2015
01:24:54,266 --> 01:24:55,999
你老爸

2016
01:24:56,533 --> 01:25:03,566
我和你难免握着就不离不弃刚

2017
01:25:04,133 --> 01:25:06,899
他是我的观众啊他是我的观众

2018
01:25:07,166 --> 01:25:08,133
不是不是

2019
01:25:08,133 --> 01:25:09,499
不是像大家想的那样

2020
01:25:09,500 --> 01:25:10,900
切片体现不出抽象

2021
01:25:10,900 --> 01:25:12,066
那是因为我压着呢

2022
01:25:12,066 --> 01:25:12,866
他们给我

2023
01:25:12,900 --> 01:25:14,566
上了好多那种切片的

2024
01:25:14,566 --> 01:25:16,199
这个这个抽象的段落啊

2025
01:25:16,200 --> 01:25:17,333
都不在我自己号上

2026
01:25:17,333 --> 01:25:19,133
我自己号肯定要装正常人啊

2027
01:25:29,266 --> 01:25:33,199
哈哈哈哈哈啊哼哼哼

2028
01:25:34,766 --> 01:25:35,566
哼

2029
01:25:47,066 --> 01:25:47,166
哇

2030
01:25:47,166 --> 01:25:49,899
可以看你们可以看我但不要给我打钱

2031
01:25:50,100 --> 01:25:51,300
你不要给我打钱

2032
01:25:51,300 --> 01:25:53,733
你看我没关系但是这个

2033
01:25:54,266 --> 01:25:56,999
不要在晚上超过11点之后看我

2034
01:25:59,366 --> 01:26:00,366
掰我一口

2035
01:26:00,366 --> 01:26:03,366
我吃药你还掰一口啊不过这个

2036
01:26:03,500 --> 01:26:03,966
呃

2037
01:26:03,966 --> 01:26:06,099
你以后当主播的话我给你推荐一个药

2038
01:26:06,100 --> 01:26:06,966
叫什么来着

2039
01:26:07,066 --> 01:26:07,866
呃

2040
01:26:08,366 --> 01:26:10,699
菊美利咽颗粒

2041
01:26:10,800 --> 01:26:14,866
对很好吃不是很难吃但是很好用啊

2042
01:26:14,866 --> 01:26:15,666
对

2043
01:26:16,100 --> 01:26:17,400
不要吃龙角散

2044
01:26:17,466 --> 01:26:19,533
我吃龙角散因为没东西吃了

2045
01:26:19,533 --> 01:26:20,466
低配

2046
01:26:21,266 --> 01:26:22,766
明天就能打钱了

2047
01:26:22,766 --> 01:26:24,533
直播间大家都是初三的

2048
01:26:24,900 --> 01:26:26,600
11点之后看你然后上线

2049
01:26:26,600 --> 01:26:27,766
你要把我气死是吧

2050
01:26:27,766 --> 01:26:28,933
你就非要在那个

2051
01:26:29,300 --> 01:26:30,066
标志牌

2052
01:26:30,066 --> 01:26:33,166
边上就禁止抽烟禁止喝酒禁止遛宠物

2053
01:26:33,166 --> 01:26:34,099
禁止饮食

2054
01:26:34,166 --> 01:26:36,299
你非要一边叼个烟然后一边

2055
01:26:36,466 --> 01:26:39,366
噶就窝下面夹一个酒然后一边吃汉堡

2056
01:26:39,566 --> 01:26:41,766
之后手上还牵一条狗是吧

2057
01:26:42,566 --> 01:26:43,499
你不能这样

2058
01:26:45,733 --> 01:26:46,733
你有没有发我

2059
01:26:46,733 --> 01:26:47,933
等下我打字发

2060
01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:55,000
初三吗你是初几的

2061
01:26:56,700 --> 01:26:57,766
你是什么地方的

2062
01:26:57,766 --> 01:27:00,399
不行我在谢你之前你你哎

2063
01:27:00,733 --> 01:27:01,533
谢谢

2064
01:27:02,733 --> 01:27:04,499
卡普爱的拳头的见长

2065
01:27:04,500 --> 01:27:06,900
谢谢鹏展的的见长

2066
01:27:06,900 --> 01:27:07,600
谢谢谢谢

2067
01:27:07,600 --> 01:27:09,500
你们都多大的人了

2068
01:27:10,400 --> 01:27:13,500
你们加起来有有有

2069
01:27:14,566 --> 01:27:15,866
有20岁吗

2070
01:27:16,933 --> 01:27:18,766
你们都多大的人啊

2071
01:27:18,766 --> 01:27:20,066
谢谢谢谢

2072
01:27:20,566 --> 01:27:22,799
卡普和project的见长

2073
01:27:22,800 --> 01:27:24,866
我超低感谢支持

2074
01:27:25,600 --> 01:27:27,300
什么这个月有活动吗

2075
01:27:27,300 --> 01:27:28,933
没活动我现在就上届了

2076
01:27:28,933 --> 01:27:30,533
不知道这个月能不能办出来

2077
01:27:30,533 --> 01:27:31,899
可能要8月初了

2078
01:27:33,866 --> 01:27:34,699
阿力感动

2079
01:27:34,700 --> 01:27:35,733
谢谢两位的见

2080
01:27:35,733 --> 01:27:38,699
证太太破费了

2081
01:27:40,200 --> 01:27:41,333
感谢感谢

2082
01:27:41,333 --> 01:27:45,799
呃我操爹谢谢大家的支持捏感谢感谢

2083
01:27:45,800 --> 01:27:47,966
拳头上见着谢主播了吧

2084
01:27:48,700 --> 01:27:50,966
我没有我们对着磕一个谢谢谢谢

2085
01:27:50,966 --> 01:27:52,399
砰砰砰砰好

2086
01:27:53,100 --> 01:27:56,400
红灯你阿里卡到底是你幼儿园大班

2087
01:27:56,666 --> 01:27:58,333
那你6岁

2088
01:27:58,400 --> 01:27:59,733
问一下这个

2089
01:28:00,300 --> 01:28:01,866
project现在多大了

2090
01:28:03,333 --> 01:28:04,133
17

2091
01:28:05,866 --> 01:28:07,266
什么快过生日

2092
01:28:07,666 --> 01:28:09,966
这样吧主播给你送一首生日快乐歌啊

2093
01:28:09,966 --> 01:28:10,966
你快过生日吧

2094
01:28:10,966 --> 01:28:11,899
今天今天

2095
01:28:12,166 --> 01:28:14,533
今天在我们直播间上了见长

2096
01:28:14,533 --> 01:28:16,066
获得了一个新的身份啊

2097
01:28:16,066 --> 01:28:16,599
就是

2098
01:28:16,600 --> 01:28:19,266
相当于你今天在我们直播间出生了

2099
01:28:19,266 --> 01:28:21,166
对吧给你唱一首生日祝福歌

2100
01:28:21,166 --> 01:28:23,399
希望你18岁生日快乐

2101
01:28:23,400 --> 01:28:25,900
希望你在2289度过了这个18岁生日

2102
01:28:25,900 --> 01:28:27,100
非常的有意义啊

2103
01:28:27,166 --> 01:28:30,133
非常的高兴啊非常的开心啊好这个

2104
01:28:31,366 --> 01:28:35,366
祝你生日快乐

2105
01:28:35,733 --> 01:28:39,399
祝你生日快乐

2106
01:28:40,400 --> 01:28:42,466
让我们聚在一起不为了别的

2107
01:28:42,466 --> 01:28:44,333
就为了庆祝我们的新观众

2108
01:28:44,333 --> 01:28:46,066
这个哈哈哈这个

2109
01:28:46,333 --> 01:28:48,966
22级官人吃的这个这个还算

2110
01:28:48,966 --> 01:28:51,999
你退吧要退也是退冬雪莲双倍的钱

2111
01:28:53,266 --> 01:28:55,099
我们我们同归于尽了

2112
01:28:55,100 --> 01:28:56,100
行没问题

2113
01:28:56,100 --> 01:28:58,266
你这个要退退多少连双倍的钱啊

2114
01:28:58,266 --> 01:29:01,533
一想到有有有帘子陪着我一起亏钱

2115
01:29:01,533 --> 01:29:02,999
主播就有一种这个

2116
01:29:03,366 --> 01:29:04,399
同归于尽的决心

2117
01:29:04,400 --> 01:29:05,533
你要退你就退吧

2118
01:29:05,900 --> 01:29:06,966
哈哈白赖了

2119
01:29:06,966 --> 01:29:07,933
白了白了

2120
01:29:10,900 --> 01:29:12,733
主播瑞平18岁

2121
01:29:12,733 --> 01:29:14,066
我没有啊我可没有啊

2122
01:29:14,066 --> 01:29:16,966
给主播磕两个放进舰长群我没有

2123
01:29:18,666 --> 01:29:19,666
欢迎羽翼

2124
01:29:20,200 --> 01:29:20,900
你慢慢来

2125
01:29:20,900 --> 01:29:22,066
你竟然到26号

2126
01:29:22,066 --> 01:29:23,566
可以捏OK捏

2127
01:29:26,366 --> 01:29:30,099
对所有的烦恼说bye bye

2128
01:29:30,300 --> 01:29:32,066
主播有一种爱国的快感

2129
01:29:32,066 --> 01:29:32,933
是这样的

2130
01:29:33,466 --> 01:29:34,499
是这样的

2131
01:29:34,566 --> 01:29:35,466
哈哈哈

2132
01:29:35,466 --> 01:29:38,133
没有我玩梗的我玩梗的玩梗的东西

2133
01:29:38,133 --> 01:29:38,933
玩梗的

2134
01:29:39,466 --> 01:29:40,199
这个主播

2135
01:29:40,200 --> 01:29:42,900
主播直播间有有有有帘子的粉头啊

2136
01:29:42,900 --> 01:29:44,866
我不好说主播1换2是吧对吧

2137
01:29:44,866 --> 01:29:46,699
一个舰长就能换到帘子

2138
01:29:46,700 --> 01:29:48,700
两个舰长我觉得还挺值的

2139
01:29:50,666 --> 01:29:54,533
亲爱的亲爱的生日快乐

2140
01:29:54,533 --> 01:29:57,133
祝你18岁幸福永远

2141
01:29:57,366 --> 01:29:59,166
幸福永远

2142
01:30:00,933 --> 01:30:03,166
别别别别别搞危险的东西啊你

2143
01:30:03,166 --> 01:30:04,933
别在直播间搞危险东西啊你

2144
01:30:04,933 --> 01:30:06,933
我不封你可能别人会封你啊

2145
01:30:07,133 --> 01:30:10,933
别蹭连瑞了要蹭就蹭我们家海海吗

2146
01:30:11,066 --> 01:30:12,133
让你心愿

2147
01:30:12,600 --> 01:30:14,933
未来的日子每个梦想

2148
01:30:14,933 --> 01:30:17,666
不行啊太大体量了蹭不动

2149
01:30:18,200 --> 01:30:19,166
差不多得了

2150
01:30:19,166 --> 01:30:21,333
主播做个屏幕破碎的特效吧

2151
01:30:21,333 --> 01:30:23,566
磕头棍子中等等下次考虑下次

2152
01:30:23,566 --> 01:30:24,666
下一个模型考虑一下

2153
01:30:24,666 --> 01:30:26,533
这个模型是已经定型了

2154
01:30:26,533 --> 01:30:28,766
所以现在应该做不了DLC了

2155
01:30:29,266 --> 01:30:33,699
拜拜对所有的快乐说嗨

2156
01:30:33,700 --> 01:30:35,666
嗨亲爱的

2157
01:30:35,666 --> 01:30:38,666
亲爱的生日快乐

2158
01:30:38,700 --> 01:30:41,466
每一天都精彩

2159
01:30:42,600 --> 01:30:45,500
晚上带着一人牌子去给海海上总座

2160
01:30:48,300 --> 01:30:49,766
一起四是吧

2161
01:30:49,766 --> 01:30:50,799
一起四是吧

2162
01:30:50,800 --> 01:30:51,966
别别

2163
01:30:52,800 --> 01:30:55,933
就其实很多人有思维误区就是就是

2164
01:30:58,366 --> 01:31:00,199
前大家觉得就不喜欢

2165
01:31:00,200 --> 01:31:01,733
可能才会申请退款

2166
01:31:01,733 --> 01:31:03,733
你这一个号有那么那么多欢迎

2167
01:31:03,733 --> 01:31:09,266
妈妈早他们要要要棒子敲屏幕的DLC

2168
01:31:09,266 --> 01:31:11,299
要屏幕破裂的特效

2169
01:31:12,166 --> 01:31:16,133
妈妈有的烦恼说bye bye

2170
01:31:16,366 --> 01:31:20,299
对所有的快乐说嗨嗨

2171
01:31:20,566 --> 01:31:24,599
亲爱的亲爱的生日快乐

2172
01:31:24,600 --> 01:31:27,166
每一天都精彩

2173
01:31:27,200 --> 01:31:28,466
他没有特效

2174
01:31:29,000 --> 01:31:30,600
呃怎么办

2175
01:31:30,766 --> 01:31:31,766
如何对比

2176
01:31:32,666 --> 01:31:36,299
美妙的音乐为你喝彩

2177
01:31:36,400 --> 01:31:38,600
亲爱的亲爱的

2178
01:31:38,600 --> 01:31:40,566
生日快乐

2179
01:31:40,566 --> 01:31:43,266
祝你幸福永远

2180
01:31:43,300 --> 01:31:45,733
幸福永远

2181
01:31:47,700 --> 01:31:49,066
舰长表情可爱呢

2182
01:31:49,066 --> 01:31:51,066
对那个雨刮器超级超级可爱

2183
01:31:51,066 --> 01:31:52,733
但我不知道他是不是舰长表情啊

2184
01:31:52,733 --> 01:31:53,733
哈哈哈

2185
01:31:53,733 --> 01:31:56,533
这个这个我舰长表情就是挺抽象的

2186
01:31:56,533 --> 01:31:56,799
这个

2187
01:31:56,800 --> 01:31:59,533
当你成为直播间的初度用户的时候

2188
01:31:59,566 --> 01:32:03,066
你可能会喜欢晚上好啊可爱的呢

2189
01:32:03,200 --> 01:32:05,166
喜欢单推这些表情啊

2190
01:32:05,166 --> 01:32:07,933
然后等到你在直播间腌入味了之后

2191
01:32:07,933 --> 01:32:10,866
你就会渴望这种这种比较抽象的

2192
01:32:10,866 --> 01:32:11,899
比如说哎

2193
01:32:11,933 --> 01:32:13,166
我不好说啊

2194
01:32:13,400 --> 01:32:15,133
然后或者是什么什么那个

2195
01:32:15,133 --> 01:32:17,299
我超低这种这种这种

2196
01:32:17,400 --> 01:32:19,100
直疏胸溢的这种对吧

2197
01:32:19,100 --> 01:32:21,300
最简单的语言啊最极致的享受

2198
01:32:21,300 --> 01:32:23,966
这时候可能就会吸引到你上见长啊

2199
01:32:24,133 --> 01:32:25,333
我喜欢我不好说

2200
01:32:25,333 --> 01:32:26,366
这个算主播

2201
01:32:26,366 --> 01:32:28,199
这个表情里面最经典的真意啊

2202
01:32:28,200 --> 01:32:29,000
对

2203
01:32:29,333 --> 01:32:30,133
嗯

2204
01:32:31,500 --> 01:32:32,466
我还是喜欢啊

2205
01:32:32,466 --> 01:32:35,166
对对对这是非常珍贵的总督表情念

2206
01:32:35,266 --> 01:32:37,599
然后Tido表情里面的那个

2207
01:32:38,333 --> 01:32:40,999
对阳光如果有喜欢的这种表情

2208
01:32:41,000 --> 01:32:42,200
或者梗啊之类的

2209
01:32:42,200 --> 01:32:43,700
可以指定

2210
01:32:43,700 --> 01:32:44,800
就我所有的总督

2211
01:32:44,800 --> 01:32:46,000
就以前给我上过总督的

2212
01:32:46,000 --> 01:32:47,933
大家就都可以指定

2213
01:32:47,933 --> 01:32:50,366
嗯然后我可能画完之后

2214
01:32:50,366 --> 01:32:53,366
会把它放在直播间的那个表情

2215
01:32:53,366 --> 01:32:55,699
或者是替换总督来的那个表情啊

2216
01:32:55,700 --> 01:32:58,300
因为总督来那个表情也该解放一下了

2217
01:32:58,300 --> 01:32:59,933
那个表情大家一般都没有

2218
01:32:59,933 --> 01:33:00,899
没有机会用啊

2219
01:33:00,900 --> 01:33:01,100
对

2220
01:33:01,100 --> 01:33:03,400
如果你们有喜欢指定的那种表情的话

2221
01:33:03,400 --> 01:33:05,000
可以让我来

2222
01:33:05,100 --> 01:33:06,200
就替换一下

2223
01:33:06,200 --> 01:33:08,800
对但是档期的话这个话是比较久

2224
01:33:08,800 --> 01:33:09,900
所以要好久

2225
01:33:10,166 --> 01:33:11,866
有灵感的话欢迎联系我

2226
01:33:12,100 --> 01:33:13,733
我的表情就是很抽象啊

2227
01:33:13,733 --> 01:33:14,566
而且当年

2228
01:33:14,766 --> 01:33:18,766
卡了好几次才才才那个过过审核的

2229
01:33:18,866 --> 01:33:20,533
本来那个那个躺平

2230
01:33:20,533 --> 01:33:23,066
那本来应该是摆开摆之类的

2231
01:33:23,866 --> 01:33:25,799
表情画出来之后我总动就掉了

2232
01:33:25,800 --> 01:33:27,366
好像也是那我加个结

2233
01:33:27,900 --> 01:33:28,866
我加个结

2234
01:33:35,900 --> 01:33:37,066
这个喝茶就是哈尔

2235
01:33:37,066 --> 01:33:38,799
当时因为他在境外没办法

2236
01:33:38,800 --> 01:33:40,900
指定没办法那个收礼物吗

2237
01:33:40,900 --> 01:33:42,800
然后指定的吃多表情

2238
01:33:42,800 --> 01:33:43,866
不用了不用了

2239
01:33:44,400 --> 01:33:46,366
没事我可以有那种新表情

2240
01:33:46,366 --> 01:33:47,899
放在直播间里面吗

2241
01:33:48,333 --> 01:33:51,499
没有看破我的聪明

2242
01:33:52,133 --> 01:33:56,099
让我带着你归来的韵味

2243
01:33:56,100 --> 01:33:58,733
等我下次开总之前跟你打个招呼吧

2244
01:33:58,733 --> 01:34:00,099
我没有名胜讯费

2245
01:34:00,100 --> 01:34:01,266
你们你们要表情

2246
01:34:01,266 --> 01:34:03,766
我给你们塞到那个那个什么里面就行

2247
01:34:03,866 --> 01:34:05,566
塞到那个直播间的那个

2248
01:34:05,600 --> 01:34:07,366
房间专属表情就行

2249
01:34:07,366 --> 01:34:08,666
我现在也没什么想法

2250
01:34:08,666 --> 01:34:10,299
有想法的话欢迎联系我

2251
01:34:14,933 --> 01:34:17,466
其实我主要我也没有什么想法了

2252
01:34:17,466 --> 01:34:18,799
应该失去创造力

2253
01:34:18,800 --> 01:34:20,933
人嘛好像还真失去创造力

2254
01:34:21,700 --> 01:34:22,500
嗨

2255
01:34:23,666 --> 01:34:25,666
直播间表情主播还没走

2256
01:34:25,666 --> 01:34:28,066
对因为那个老师档期太久了

2257
01:34:32,400 --> 01:34:34,366
不得不说米画师挺智能的

2258
01:34:34,366 --> 01:34:35,966
主播去找人画画

2259
01:34:35,966 --> 01:34:38,399
今天久违的逛了一下米画师

2260
01:34:38,466 --> 01:34:40,733
在live to的那个相关的频道推荐

2261
01:34:40,733 --> 01:34:42,866
看到了好多好多熟悉的微

2262
01:34:43,166 --> 01:34:45,133
我本来都不知道他们是谁画的

2263
01:34:45,133 --> 01:34:46,466
这下全知道了

2264
01:34:46,466 --> 01:34:47,966
对我每一个都点了关注

2265
01:34:47,966 --> 01:34:49,333
这下全都知道了

2266
01:34:51,866 --> 01:34:53,366
梅花石真的挺贵的

2267
01:34:53,366 --> 01:34:55,299
我看中了一个150块钱的

2268
01:34:55,300 --> 01:34:56,766
一个q版小人呐

2269
01:34:56,900 --> 01:34:57,933
我觉得挺好看的

2270
01:34:57,933 --> 01:34:58,866
我就是跟老师聊

2271
01:34:58,866 --> 01:35:00,599
我说老师咱们能不能加急

2272
01:35:00,766 --> 01:35:02,566
然后咱们的我是VR朋友

2273
01:35:02,566 --> 01:35:05,766
他说啊那你这得先乘1.5再乘1.8

2274
01:35:05,866 --> 01:35:11,766
我一算啊原价220就先1.5再1.8哇600块钱

2275
01:35:12,066 --> 01:35:13,099
600块钱

2276
01:35:13,100 --> 01:35:16,566
我干嘛不好我约你一个QQ小人啊

2277
01:35:16,566 --> 01:35:17,133
我说老师

2278
01:35:17,133 --> 01:35:20,166
不了不了不了不了不了不了

2279
01:35:20,166 --> 01:35:21,333
下下下次下次

2280
01:35:21,333 --> 01:35:22,166
有机会有机会

2281
01:35:22,166 --> 01:35:22,966
啊这个这个

2282
01:35:22,966 --> 01:35:26,066
呃下辈子再见吧哈哈哈然后我就跑了

2283
01:35:26,066 --> 01:35:26,866
哎

2284
01:35:27,933 --> 01:35:29,499
人点力绘画师推荐

2285
01:35:29,500 --> 01:35:30,300
呃

2286
01:35:30,933 --> 01:35:32,333
女画师嘛主要他

2287
01:35:32,333 --> 01:35:34,333
们档期感觉现在都挺满的

2288
01:35:34,366 --> 01:35:38,333
大概能推的目前范围是5,000-1万都有

2289
01:35:39,933 --> 01:35:41,766
我没被坑我这次走了

2290
01:35:41,766 --> 01:35:44,133
这就是什么化石刺客你懂吧

2291
01:35:44,133 --> 01:35:45,733
本来你只想买150的东西

2292
01:35:45,733 --> 01:35:47,166
结果最后510都打不住

2293
01:35:47,166 --> 01:35:48,933
这跟雪糕刺客有什么差别

2294
01:35:48,933 --> 01:35:50,799
你是想买一根5块钱的冰棍

2295
01:35:50,800 --> 01:35:51,366
他就给了

2296
01:35:51,366 --> 01:35:53,766
你一桶50块钱的这个高端雪糕

2297
01:35:54,066 --> 01:35:56,299
你要勇敢的对这个收银员说不

2298
01:35:56,300 --> 01:35:58,600
不行不要了没有这么多钱

2299
01:35:58,666 --> 01:36:00,966
就只要你勇于承认自己的贫穷对吧

2300
01:36:00,966 --> 01:36:03,666
说我约不起他也不能拿你怎么样

2301
01:36:03,666 --> 01:36:07,599
哈哈哈哎要是硬着头皮就说哎老师

2302
01:36:07,600 --> 01:36:08,566
那我约了吧

2303
01:36:08,566 --> 01:36:09,933
这就就减600啊

2304
01:36:09,933 --> 01:36:11,166
好吧600主播

2305
01:36:11,166 --> 01:36:13,333
主播要直播三天才能赚回来

2306
01:36:13,333 --> 01:36:15,899
我有毛病我才约他对吧

2307
01:36:16,500 --> 01:36:18,066
我要约合你的贴贴图

2308
01:36:18,066 --> 01:36:18,866
可以呀

2309
01:36:18,866 --> 01:36:21,266
东一的形象已经确定了是那个了吗

2310
01:36:21,300 --> 01:36:22,400
我可以约你

2311
01:36:22,466 --> 01:36:24,399
我这边有贴贴图专用画师

2312
01:36:24,500 --> 01:36:26,166
已经画了两个了嗯

2313
01:36:27,766 --> 01:36:28,566
大佬你好

2314
01:36:28,566 --> 01:36:29,666
我不是大佬呀

2315
01:36:30,066 --> 01:36:33,099
中午好睡觉去了燕子晚安

2316
01:36:33,100 --> 01:36:33,966
晚安晚安

2317
01:36:33,966 --> 01:36:37,933
我要送你拜拜精彩拜拜拜拜嗯嗯

2318
01:36:39,566 --> 01:36:41,133
我勇于承认我的贫穷

2319
01:36:41,133 --> 01:36:43,799
见长不叙了哎是不是有一些就是话术

2320
01:36:43,800 --> 01:36:45,900
应该是就把观众架起来

2321
01:36:45,900 --> 01:36:48,300
然后就吹捧他让他不好意思不消费啊

2322
01:36:48,300 --> 01:36:49,933
我觉得这样还挺不道德的还

2323
01:36:50,733 --> 01:36:53,766
大家都讨厌这种强买强卖的桂圆是吧

2324
01:36:53,766 --> 01:36:55,199
所以说我也不干这种事啊

2325
01:36:55,200 --> 01:36:56,766
然后我一般就跟大家说

2326
01:36:56,766 --> 01:36:57,899
大家千万就

2327
01:36:57,900 --> 01:36:59,733
我希望你们不要因为没有米

2328
01:36:59,733 --> 01:37:01,066
就不来看我了

2329
01:37:01,066 --> 01:37:02,333
因为这个

2330
01:37:02,600 --> 01:37:03,400
对吧

2331
01:37:04,133 --> 01:37:05,766
我们来日方长啊

2332
01:37:05,766 --> 01:37:08,299
以后如果想打米的话宽裕的时候再说

2333
01:37:08,366 --> 01:37:09,333
不用着急

2334
01:37:09,766 --> 01:37:11,099
肯定有肯定有

2335
01:37:11,100 --> 01:37:14,100
什么肯定有米是吧哈哈哈

2336
01:37:14,800 --> 01:37:20,533
哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒

2337
01:37:21,466 --> 01:37:24,733
哒哒哒哒哒哒哒

2338
01:37:24,866 --> 01:37:25,899
别带节奏啊

2339
01:37:25,900 --> 01:37:27,400
不是你看姚光那个

2340
01:37:27,400 --> 01:37:29,700
说在直播间给我磕个半小时头才进去

2341
01:37:29,700 --> 01:37:31,900
真的有纯良路人相信啊

2342
01:37:31,933 --> 01:37:34,933
你们要天天说没有米没资格看主播啊

2343
01:37:34,933 --> 01:37:37,066
没有米主播把我从舰长群踢出去了

2344
01:37:37,266 --> 01:37:38,799
这个三人成虎啊

2345
01:37:38,800 --> 01:37:41,266
万一大家觉得是真的怎么办啊

2346
01:37:41,600 --> 01:37:42,933
耶耶人舰长群来

2347
01:37:42,933 --> 01:37:43,966
你怎么又骗到现在

2348
01:37:43,966 --> 01:37:46,166
可不是我骗的这是他们自愿的

2349
01:37:46,800 --> 01:37:49,500
你时不时挂着四个总督牌子无情走人

2350
01:37:49,500 --> 01:37:50,333
一分钱不打

2351
01:37:50,333 --> 01:37:51,466
哈哈

2352
01:37:52,400 --> 01:37:54,400
哈你这个那个什么呀

2353
01:37:54,400 --> 01:37:56,166
这你现在去其他分区

2354
01:37:56,166 --> 01:37:57,799
就不管他们会不会欢迎人

2355
01:37:57,800 --> 01:37:59,366
他们肯定都会欢迎你啊对吧

2356
01:37:59,366 --> 01:38:00,166
我跟你讲

2357
01:38:00,366 --> 01:38:01,966
你的见长去聊天很抽象

2358
01:38:01,966 --> 01:38:02,999
你不就好这口吗

2359
01:38:03,000 --> 01:38:04,600
你们官人是不喜欢这吗

2360
01:38:04,966 --> 01:38:06,699
我还我看错你了

2361
01:38:06,700 --> 01:38:08,500
你们官人是不就喜欢这个吗

2362
01:38:09,066 --> 01:38:10,533
我足够的尴尬

2363
01:38:10,866 --> 01:38:13,166
哦喜欢吗

2364
01:38:14,000 --> 01:38:17,466
我的头大了头口大了

2365
01:38:17,600 --> 01:38:21,900
看我的期待哭累了

2366
01:38:23,800 --> 01:38:26,366
白明了侦查敌情试图骗我打米

2367
01:38:26,366 --> 01:38:27,166
对的对的

2368
01:38:27,166 --> 01:38:29,166
哎呀这个这个天理之星

2369
01:38:29,166 --> 01:38:32,566
每次对吧他都说他都说去那个舞蹈去

2370
01:38:32,566 --> 01:38:34,099
一去舞蹈去妹妹就欢迎他

2371
01:38:34,100 --> 01:38:35,566
还问他你想看什么呀

2372
01:38:35,566 --> 01:38:36,999
想看什么舞呀哥哥

2373
01:38:37,066 --> 01:38:38,166
这个这个这个这个

2374
01:38:38,166 --> 01:38:40,599
今天晚上啊这个还没有人点舞呢

2375
01:38:40,600 --> 01:38:41,766
哥哥今天好寂寞呀

2376
01:38:41,766 --> 01:38:42,766
留下来看我嘛

2377
01:38:42,766 --> 01:38:43,766
哈哈哈

2378
01:38:44,600 --> 01:38:46,466
就是只能说呃

2379
01:38:47,166 --> 01:38:47,966
呃

2380
01:38:50,366 --> 01:38:52,899
我白名了主播不要踢我出群好吗

2381
01:38:52,900 --> 01:38:54,533
你还是我房管呢对吧

2382
01:38:55,466 --> 01:38:56,866
你也是我房管呢

2383
01:38:58,966 --> 01:39:01,699
主播这两群聊的都抽象跟本人一样

2384
01:39:01,700 --> 01:39:03,566
对我们这两群看起来很可爱呀

2385
01:39:03,733 --> 01:39:05,099
你也去舞蹈区逛逛

2386
01:39:05,100 --> 01:39:06,133
你别不回来呀

2387
01:39:06,133 --> 01:39:08,966
别吧别吧别吧别吧对吧

2388
01:39:08,966 --> 01:39:11,666
他天天嫖人家妹妹看我白嫖

2389
01:39:11,666 --> 01:39:13,933
然后看完了之后走一分钱都不打

2390
01:39:13,933 --> 01:39:16,399
还要毛他房间里面红包然后送给我

2391
01:39:17,766 --> 01:39:19,899
就贼贼离谱你知道吧

2392
01:39:20,133 --> 01:39:22,199
啊你选择大摆锤

2393
01:39:22,200 --> 01:39:25,166
大摆锤这个看起来腰就挺疼的呀

2394
01:39:30,933 --> 01:39:32,099
属于是就是

2395
01:39:32,566 --> 01:39:35,533
不负不负不负米然后还有连吃带拿了

2396
01:39:35,900 --> 01:39:38,533
去你去一看对让我上燕燕人

2397
01:39:38,533 --> 01:39:39,399
你看这个

2398
01:39:39,400 --> 01:39:41,533
估计大白已经把把把那个什么

2399
01:39:42,000 --> 01:39:44,866
把燕人的名声都搞完了

2400
01:39:44,933 --> 01:39:46,966
一看燕人就知道又是一个牌子高

2401
01:39:46,966 --> 01:39:48,666
但是一分钱不打的人啊

2402
01:39:48,866 --> 01:39:51,466
哈哈哈我估计是这样的

2403
01:39:53,866 --> 01:39:55,166
只是心

2404
01:39:55,800 --> 01:39:56,600
里

2405
01:39:57,133 --> 01:40:01,799
某一次诺亚尼斯诺亚的哈达

2406
01:40:02,700 --> 01:40:04,766
我真的泪蛋蛋

2407
01:40:05,100 --> 01:40:07,400
oh he's summer

2408
01:40:08,333 --> 01:40:11,299
我的口袋no的口袋no

2409
01:40:11,933 --> 01:40:16,333
看我的谁带口嘞吧

2410
01:40:20,133 --> 01:40:22,766
你怎么点开的第一个直播间在做海鲜

2411
01:40:22,766 --> 01:40:24,766
你看的是五建区别看五建区

2412
01:40:24,866 --> 01:40:27,733
大白天的五建区哪有好看的东西啊

2413
01:40:27,733 --> 01:40:28,499
回来吧回来

2414
01:40:28,500 --> 01:40:29,533
晚上再说吧

2415
01:40:29,600 --> 01:40:31,166
欢迎枣园家的大米

2416
01:40:31,300 --> 01:40:32,900
怎么这么多小枣园啊

2417
01:40:34,000 --> 01:40:35,566
麻了怎么就麻了

2418
01:40:35,566 --> 01:40:37,599
主播直播间成牛头人部落了

2419
01:40:37,600 --> 01:40:38,900
他们一直都这样

2420
01:40:38,900 --> 01:40:42,066
就就乱七八糟的牌子到处的带

2421
01:40:42,066 --> 01:40:44,166
就就是不带我的牌子天天气我

2422
01:40:44,166 --> 01:40:45,699
训练主播的抗压能力

2423
01:40:45,700 --> 01:40:48,500
主播要生气了他们就说啊急了急了

2424
01:40:48,500 --> 01:40:50,100
哈哈嗯

2425
01:40:51,000 --> 01:40:53,666
我才不会让他们得意忘形呢

2426
01:40:58,333 --> 01:41:00,066
什么叫长文字呀

2427
01:41:01,100 --> 01:41:02,800
发病定型文吗

2428
01:41:03,000 --> 01:41:04,066
我不知道呀

2429
01:41:04,300 --> 01:41:05,566
拉萨卡布鲁

2430
01:41:06,200 --> 01:41:10,566
德国卡布纳西尼亚纳桑拿起莫奇

2431
01:41:10,900 --> 01:41:12,366
苏兰娜娜伊拉

2432
01:41:12,600 --> 01:41:13,933
德国sorry day

2433
01:41:14,333 --> 01:41:17,299
song Babylons are sorry days

2434
01:41:17,400 --> 01:41:20,966
你别呀你这你这不得要我的命吗

2435
01:41:21,466 --> 01:41:25,366
你就巴不得我我被打入冷宫赐死是吧

2436
01:41:25,733 --> 01:41:26,933
新的一个梦

2437
01:41:27,066 --> 01:41:29,566
大学考第三考米哈喽

2438
01:41:30,933 --> 01:41:33,466
有些人一事巴不得主播死了哎

2439
01:41:33,900 --> 01:41:36,766
这个已经把自己的嘴脸写在了脸上

2440
01:41:38,300 --> 01:41:39,100
哎

2441
01:41:39,766 --> 01:41:40,799
怎么办这种

2442
01:41:41,700 --> 01:41:43,733
群狼环4对吧

2443
01:41:43,733 --> 01:41:47,366
在在这个直播间里面人人也不能信任

2444
01:41:47,366 --> 01:41:48,166
哈哈

2445
01:41:48,900 --> 01:41:52,966
孤军奋战的日子谁懂啊

2446
01:41:52,966 --> 01:41:54,066
我要哭了

2447
01:41:55,933 --> 01:41:57,133
呃这个扣1

2448
01:41:57,133 --> 01:41:59,799
为我50倾听我的复活计划啊不对

2449
01:41:59,800 --> 01:42:01,200
倾听我的复仇计划

2450
01:42:01,200 --> 01:42:02,600
什么复活计划

2451
01:42:02,766 --> 01:42:04,866
对不起太抽象了好像有点

2452
01:42:04,900 --> 01:42:07,100
为我50倾听我的复仇计划啊

2453
01:42:07,533 --> 01:42:09,366
花给我们拉鞋吧

2454
01:42:09,600 --> 01:42:13,000
都不想再和你拖拖拖欠一个

2455
01:42:13,400 --> 01:42:16,566
愿我和你一个那一个

2456
01:42:16,566 --> 01:42:20,499
魔法打来挖打都是因为我爱的人

2457
01:42:20,733 --> 01:42:24,533
裤牙齿已忘记了爸爸妈妈给

2458
01:42:24,533 --> 01:42:32,333
Coco banana Babadido

2459
01:42:38,466 --> 01:42:41,066
那就是把收款码贴出来啊

2460
01:42:41,066 --> 01:42:43,066
不用太客气咱们就在直播间就行了

2461
01:42:43,066 --> 01:42:44,766
我真想看哈哈哈

2462
01:42:47,766 --> 01:42:49,733
真真的呀我操

2463
01:42:50,466 --> 01:42:53,066
饿饿这下饿饿了

2464
01:42:53,866 --> 01:42:56,133
谢谢那那等我编一下

2465
01:42:56,133 --> 01:42:57,866
谢谢阳光的爱心啊

2466
01:42:57,866 --> 01:43:00,299
谢谢阳光的哎呦50的爱心啊

2467
01:43:00,300 --> 01:43:01,800
细说复活计划

2468
01:43:01,933 --> 01:43:05,333
首先第一轮先跟那个那个

2469
01:43:05,733 --> 01:43:08,466
反正退主播未成年退款的人

2470
01:43:08,666 --> 01:43:11,533
这个跟他打复活赛啊主播以这个

2471
01:43:12,266 --> 01:43:15,733
全线之差赢了他然后再再打谁呢

2472
01:43:15,933 --> 01:43:18,166
这不好说了打谁呀我不知道

2473
01:43:18,600 --> 01:43:20,100
我不知道打谁啊

2474
01:43:21,200 --> 01:43:23,900
太子这人能出啊有复活计划他真听

2475
01:43:25,166 --> 01:43:26,899
在月黑风高的晚上

2476
01:43:27,333 --> 01:43:30,699
在吃火锅路过的那片墓墓地里面

2477
01:43:31,933 --> 01:43:34,799
我会一直敲击着我的棺材板

2478
01:43:34,800 --> 01:43:37,533
直到有路过的男男女女

2479
01:43:37,533 --> 01:43:39,266
然后听到了这个声音

2480
01:43:39,533 --> 01:43:42,366
然后我就跟他们大喊救我出来

2481
01:43:42,366 --> 01:43:43,533
放我出来

2482
01:43:43,866 --> 01:43:45,066
我要复活

2483
01:43:45,066 --> 01:43:45,966
然后然后

2484
01:43:45,966 --> 01:43:47,799
直到有一个好心人把我挖出来了

2485
01:43:47,800 --> 01:43:48,966
这就是我的复活计划

2486
01:43:48,966 --> 01:43:50,399
怎么样是不是这个

2487
01:43:50,400 --> 01:43:53,000
我相信这边的人类都是善良淳朴的

2488
01:43:53,000 --> 01:43:54,500
一定能成功复活的

2489
01:43:54,733 --> 01:43:57,199
你弟的男人出视频了先溜了

2490
01:43:57,366 --> 01:43:58,166
好嘞

2491
01:43:58,400 --> 01:44:01,733
拜拜拜拜谢谢你的见长念爱的拳头

2492
01:44:03,100 --> 01:44:05,533
怎么这个这个服无双制

2493
01:44:05,533 --> 01:44:06,399
今日制啊

2494
01:44:06,400 --> 01:44:09,300
主播第一次有两个见证然后同时上的

2495
01:44:09,300 --> 01:44:11,300
阿里卡道内谢谢谢谢

2496
01:44:11,600 --> 01:44:13,966
又冲我们棺材碰吃饭

2497
01:44:14,800 --> 01:44:16,566
这个能把主播挖出来

2498
01:44:16,566 --> 01:44:19,733
这个不管是好官坏官都是好人呀好吧

2499
01:44:24,466 --> 01:44:34,533
na na e ah ah ah ah

2500
01:44:40,166 --> 01:44:40,999
call me

2501
01:44:46,366 --> 01:44:47,166
give

2502
01:44:48,766 --> 01:44:49,566
me

2503
01:44:51,100 --> 01:44:51,900
more

2504
01:44:52,366 --> 01:44:54,066
so call me

2505
01:44:56,666 --> 01:45:00,199
嗯等下要下播去给自己做东西吃了

2506
01:45:01,733 --> 01:45:03,999
让我来看一下我的任务

2507
01:45:05,100 --> 01:45:08,100
看一下叔叔给我发的任务完成了几天

2508
01:45:09,400 --> 01:45:13,333
等等问问你是早播的还是只有今天

2509
01:45:13,333 --> 01:45:14,699
我是一直

2510
01:45:17,700 --> 01:45:19,466
大概的话

2511
01:45:20,166 --> 01:45:22,866
一周会有4天以上的早播

2512
01:45:23,600 --> 01:45:27,566
欢迎sky就一周会有4天以上的早播捏

2513
01:45:27,600 --> 01:45:29,900
然后剩下的3天可能因为比较忙

2514
01:45:29,900 --> 01:45:31,266
或者有其他的事情

2515
01:45:31,266 --> 01:45:32,066
嗯

2516
01:45:32,466 --> 01:45:33,399
晚上也有

2517
01:45:35,500 --> 01:45:37,766
这个点还吃因为别的点没吃啊

2518
01:45:37,766 --> 01:45:39,866
这个点吃是因为别的点没吃

2519
01:45:43,100 --> 01:45:46,300
对于别人来说可能夜宵对我来说就是

2520
01:45:46,733 --> 01:45:48,966
晚饭吧也可能算早饭

2521
01:45:49,366 --> 01:45:50,366
今天已经4号了

2522
01:45:50,366 --> 01:45:52,899
为什么我只完成了两天的时间啊

2523
01:45:53,100 --> 01:45:55,166
晚上11点开始播呀对

2524
01:45:57,133 --> 01:46:00,733
11点半左右然后到半夜的2点左右

2525
01:46:00,733 --> 01:46:04,266
早班的话一般是9点半到10点左右开

2526
01:46:04,266 --> 01:46:05,533
然后两个小时

2527
01:46:05,900 --> 01:46:06,700
嗯

2528
01:46:07,200 --> 01:46:08,500
这不是很好吗

2529
01:46:08,500 --> 01:46:09,733
全世界的

2530
01:46:10,133 --> 01:46:12,899
观众都可以看到米亚米亚的直播

2531
01:46:13,133 --> 01:46:13,733
对吧

2532
01:46:13,733 --> 01:46:16,199
这不是很适合看的一个时间段吗

2533
01:46:16,566 --> 01:46:21,266
不管是北美欧洲中国亚洲澳大利亚

2534
01:46:21,300 --> 01:46:23,933
这两个时间段总有一个你是选择的吧

2535
01:46:24,333 --> 01:46:26,566
主播主打的是不发切片当猪咪

2536
01:46:26,566 --> 01:46:27,866
我已经发完了

2537
01:46:27,866 --> 01:46:29,466
我现在已经没有猪鼻子了

2538
01:46:29,466 --> 01:46:31,266
已经被我拖入了回收站了

2539
01:46:31,566 --> 01:46:35,599
主人呃爬哈哈哈我不是你的主人

2540
01:46:35,600 --> 01:46:36,566
给老子

2541
01:46:37,933 --> 01:46:38,866
换滚

2542
01:46:39,800 --> 01:46:41,200
真是的

2543
01:46:41,966 --> 01:46:43,733
感觉我要被你们熬死了

2544
01:46:43,733 --> 01:46:45,733
你是在在国内吗

2545
01:46:46,066 --> 01:46:48,533
在国内的话不用强追直播呀

2546
01:46:48,566 --> 01:46:49,299
欢迎夏林

2547
01:46:49,300 --> 01:46:50,333
夏林怎么来了不说话

2548
01:46:50,333 --> 01:46:51,133
夏林

2549
01:46:51,533 --> 01:46:52,166
欢迎酋长

2550
01:46:52,166 --> 01:46:53,533
酋长怎么也来了不说话

2551
01:46:53,533 --> 01:46:56,166
酋长是不是还在睡觉啊

2552
01:46:56,333 --> 01:46:57,333
欢迎林迪

2553
01:46:57,600 --> 01:46:59,566
怎么大家大家都喜欢黑听呢

2554
01:46:59,566 --> 01:47:00,899
都这么熟人对吧

2555
01:47:00,900 --> 01:47:01,866
你看你还黑听

2556
01:47:01,866 --> 01:47:05,499
我主播我是越南的看不到你直播的

2557
01:47:07,266 --> 01:47:09,399
跟你切烂梗太费劲了

2558
01:47:09,400 --> 01:47:10,600
你打字我是

2559
01:47:10,600 --> 01:47:12,566
说话我又怕被超管切

2560
01:47:14,500 --> 01:47:15,300
呃

2561
01:47:16,166 --> 01:47:17,299
浙江的

2562
01:47:17,300 --> 01:47:21,200
呃国内的话不用墙根早上可以吧对吧

2563
01:47:21,200 --> 01:47:22,866
你如果晚上看不到直播

2564
01:47:22,866 --> 01:47:25,599
我直播说明你11点半睡觉了

2565
01:47:25,600 --> 01:47:27,800
那你11点半睡觉了对吧

2566
01:47:27,800 --> 01:47:29,966
你早上9点半就肯定能起来

2567
01:47:29,966 --> 01:47:31,499
你怎么会告诉我你从

2568
01:47:31,500 --> 01:47:33,766
11点半一直睡到早上12点吧

2569
01:47:34,066 --> 01:47:35,366
那也太久了

2570
01:47:35,700 --> 01:47:36,800
你是考拉吗

2571
01:47:41,300 --> 01:47:44,866
主播跟老子说午安啊

2572
01:47:44,866 --> 01:47:46,566
你好凶啊打妹

2573
01:47:46,566 --> 01:47:48,466
讨厌我才不跟你说午安

2574
01:47:49,133 --> 01:47:50,533
你怎么凶我

2575
01:47:50,766 --> 01:47:55,566
哈哈哈哎午安午安啊午安中午好

2576
01:47:56,100 --> 01:48:01,066
你选择遗忘的是我最不舍的

2577
01:48:01,166 --> 01:48:06,066
纸短情长啊道不尽太多涟漪

2578
01:48:06,333 --> 01:48:09,799
我我的故事还是关于你呀

2579
01:48:11,333 --> 01:48:15,333
爱上了他并决定跟他回家

2580
01:48:15,333 --> 01:48:20,166
放弃了我的所有我的一切无所谓

2581
01:48:20,500 --> 01:48:21,900
不是没活想起来你

2582
01:48:21,900 --> 01:48:22,766
我是往下翻翻

2583
01:48:22,766 --> 01:48:24,933
看看高能榜现在是卡bug人这么少

2584
01:48:24,933 --> 01:48:26,333
还是真的人这么少

2585
01:48:26,333 --> 01:48:28,999
然后翻到底发现有你们几个人哈哈哈

2586
01:48:29,166 --> 01:48:29,599
哎呀

2587
01:48:29,600 --> 01:48:31,666
我发现翻到底发现有你们几个人呢

2588
01:48:31,666 --> 01:48:32,466
一会做点什么

2589
01:48:32,466 --> 01:48:33,166
吃点中饭

2590
01:48:33,166 --> 01:48:35,166
不知道家里有什么菜就煮什么菜

2591
01:48:35,166 --> 01:48:36,866
把它全煮熟了就好了

2592
01:48:37,366 --> 01:48:38,499
几点睡觉的

2593
01:48:38,500 --> 01:48:40,333
昨天半夜34点睡的

2594
01:48:42,100 --> 01:48:43,300
我爱你you good

2595
01:48:44,100 --> 01:48:45,266
你要睡觉了吗

2596
01:48:45,266 --> 01:48:46,599
然后我也要下播了

2597
01:48:46,733 --> 01:48:47,733
加班时间到了

2598
01:48:47,733 --> 01:48:49,399
加班机结束了

2599
01:48:49,466 --> 01:48:50,266
嘿嘿

2600
01:48:50,900 --> 01:48:53,266
刚考完高考没事干睡12小时

2601
01:48:53,266 --> 01:48:55,499
你刚考完高考你还不熬夜看主播直播

2602
01:48:55,500 --> 01:48:57,066
然后再早上起来看主播直播

2603
01:48:57,066 --> 01:48:58,866
下午跟主播一起睡觉对吧

2604
01:48:58,866 --> 01:48:59,199
啊不对

2605
01:48:59,200 --> 01:49:01,266
下午跟主播同一个时间段睡觉

2606
01:49:01,300 --> 01:49:02,266
感觉不合适啊

2607
01:49:02,266 --> 01:49:05,599
对吧这个单推的心弟弟的心不诚恳

2608
01:49:05,900 --> 01:49:10,533
怎么会爱上了他并决定跟他回家

2609
01:49:10,533 --> 01:49:15,333
放弃了我的所有我的一切无所谓

2610
01:49:15,366 --> 01:49:16,933
有什么就煮什么吃啊

2611
01:49:16,933 --> 01:49:19,299
我家有好多乱七八糟的东西啊

2612
01:49:20,133 --> 01:49:22,499
比如说什么QQ橡皮糖啊

2613
01:49:22,500 --> 01:49:25,466
然后什么酸奶呀然后什么这个这个

2614
01:49:25,566 --> 01:49:27,899
呃黄桃罐头啊

2615
01:49:27,933 --> 01:49:30,899
然后还有什么那个这个这个

2616
01:49:30,966 --> 01:49:32,199
西瓜之类的

2617
01:49:32,200 --> 01:49:33,400
就是把这些东西

2618
01:49:33,600 --> 01:49:35,466
放到一个锅里面煮一下

2619
01:49:35,466 --> 01:49:36,999
煮完了就吃了啊

2620
01:49:38,600 --> 01:49:39,400
MC

2621
01:49:39,733 --> 01:49:43,399
不是你能不能别造米线了文件o v o

2622
01:49:43,766 --> 01:49:46,133
你可真能造米线我不好说啊

2623
01:49:46,133 --> 01:49:47,299
嗯晚安晚安

2624
01:49:53,533 --> 01:49:58,899
怎么会爱上了他并决定跟他回家

2625
01:49:59,400 --> 01:49:59,866
假的

2626
01:49:59,866 --> 01:50:02,799
就是店里面麻辣烫东西什么西兰花

2627
01:50:02,866 --> 01:50:04,766
然后泡菜白菜

2628
01:50:04,800 --> 01:50:08,500
然后鸡蛋之类的然后还有这个

2629
01:50:09,000 --> 01:50:15,066
小肠丸子肉卷呃这个娃娃菜粉丝

2630
01:50:15,200 --> 01:50:18,200
对还有各种面恩宠啊

2631
01:50:18,200 --> 01:50:22,466
家里有冷面意面还有这个细面啊

2632
01:50:23,200 --> 01:50:24,933
粉丝的话有米粉

2633
01:50:24,933 --> 01:50:28,899
新疆米粉还有那个哈哈哈绿豆粉丝

2634
01:50:28,900 --> 01:50:29,733
对所以说

2635
01:50:29,733 --> 01:50:32,366
主播的赚的钱都花到什么地方去了呢

2636
01:50:32,366 --> 01:50:36,366
哈哈哈全都花在这些东西上面了对

2637
01:50:37,733 --> 01:50:39,099
我是一个屯屯鼠

2638
01:50:39,133 --> 01:50:40,999
但是我屯的东西是最便宜的

2639
01:50:41,000 --> 01:50:44,133
就也不是屯包屯鞋屯化妆品之类的

2640
01:50:44,133 --> 01:50:47,366
一般就是屯屯一些好吃的东西

2641
01:50:49,600 --> 01:50:51,333
饭吃了拜拜你也都放这

2642
01:50:51,566 --> 01:50:54,266
嗯嗯分我一口劝我这里

2643
01:50:57,700 --> 01:51:00,200
家里面搞得跟那个小吃店一样

2644
01:51:00,400 --> 01:51:02,133
才好过

2645
01:51:03,133 --> 01:51:05,333
全都怪我

2646
01:51:05,700 --> 01:51:11,766
不该沉默时沉默该勇敢时软弱

2647
01:51:11,766 --> 01:51:14,333
如果不是我

2648
01:51:14,766 --> 01:51:20,133
误会自己洒脱让我们难过

2649
01:51:21,133 --> 01:51:24,066
可当初的你和现在的我

2650
01:51:24,066 --> 01:51:26,199
假如重来过

2651
01:51:27,200 --> 01:51:29,266
倘若那天

2652
01:51:29,400 --> 01:51:32,666
把该说的话好好说

2653
01:51:32,666 --> 01:51:35,733
该体谅的不不执着

2654
01:51:35,766 --> 01:51:38,166
如果那天我

2655
01:51:38,700 --> 01:51:41,733
不受情绪挑拨

2656
01:51:41,866 --> 01:51:43,999
你会怎么做

2657
01:51:45,100 --> 01:51:48,266
那么多如果可能如果我

2658
01:51:48,266 --> 01:51:53,499
可惜没如果只剩下结果

2659
01:51:55,500 --> 01:51:56,300
怎么了

2660
01:51:58,266 --> 01:51:59,199
这个不能念

2661
01:51:59,266 --> 01:52:00,166
这不能乱念

2662
01:52:00,566 --> 01:52:01,799
马上我放戒烟了

2663
01:52:01,800 --> 01:52:03,400
煮东西吃去喽

2664
01:52:03,900 --> 01:52:05,900
有人跟我说别走好吗别走好吗

2665
01:52:05,900 --> 01:52:08,600
也不行我昨天已经很宠你们了对吧

2666
01:52:08,600 --> 01:52:10,800
我不能天天就惯着你们对吧

2667
01:52:16,500 --> 01:52:18,366
下班班喽happy

2668
01:52:18,400 --> 01:52:20,300
这一段可以切出来吗

2669
01:52:20,466 --> 01:52:23,366
你想切的话很谢谢你都可以切

2670
01:52:23,600 --> 01:52:26,266
肥猫说我刚来就下播

2671
01:52:26,800 --> 01:52:29,000
你明明是我第一个来的

2672
01:52:29,000 --> 01:52:29,866
我都看到了

2673
01:52:29,866 --> 01:52:31,866
你明明是我刚跑过去你就来的

2674
01:52:37,266 --> 01:52:37,866
后一

2675
01:52:37,866 --> 01:52:41,199
赠送新舰长帮助主播续费20分钟是吧

2676
01:52:41,200 --> 01:52:42,100
我不好说

2677
01:52:43,100 --> 01:52:44,366
发现又骗人两个他

2678
01:52:44,366 --> 01:52:45,999
不是我骗人的不是我骗人的

2679
01:52:46,000 --> 01:52:46,933
他们想知道

2680
01:52:46,966 --> 01:52:47,699
给我上舰长

2681
01:52:47,700 --> 01:52:49,566
是不是真的需要在直播间门口跟我道

2682
01:52:49,566 --> 01:52:50,399
歉半个小时

2683
01:52:50,400 --> 01:52:51,566
还得帮帮磕头

2684
01:52:51,700 --> 01:52:53,800
我才能把他们放进来对吧

2685
01:52:54,266 --> 01:52:57,133
可当初的你可现在的我

2686
01:52:57,133 --> 01:52:59,266
假如重来过

2687
01:53:00,200 --> 01:53:01,000
哈哈

2688
01:53:03,200 --> 01:53:04,000
哈

2689
01:53:08,566 --> 01:53:10,133
上回发现是假的

2690
01:53:10,133 --> 01:53:11,466
谁说的是真的

2691
01:53:11,800 --> 01:53:13,166
明明就是假的

2692
01:53:13,500 --> 01:53:16,866
跳舞也会让人难过

2693
01:53:18,200 --> 01:53:22,900
那么早如果可能如果我可惜没如果

2694
01:53:23,966 --> 01:53:25,333
上传没这个待遇啊

2695
01:53:25,333 --> 01:53:27,099
这个鉴于你丸子路虎

2696
01:53:27,100 --> 01:53:29,366
是我们直播间27级运营人啊

2697
01:53:29,366 --> 01:53:30,333
鉴于你

2698
01:53:30,800 --> 01:53:33,666
在我们直播间没有功劳也没有苦劳

2699
01:53:33,666 --> 01:53:35,366
但是你已经27级了所以说

2700
01:53:35,600 --> 01:53:36,766
特此恩准你

2701
01:53:36,766 --> 01:53:38,999
上线给主播磕头半小时对吧

2702
01:53:39,000 --> 01:53:40,000
现在上一个吧

2703
01:53:40,066 --> 01:53:41,699
主播现在开始给你计数啊

2704
01:53:41,700 --> 01:53:43,000
记得不要磕多了对吧

2705
01:53:43,000 --> 01:53:44,500
不要占主播的便宜

2706
01:53:44,566 --> 01:53:45,466
听到了没有

2707
01:53:47,133 --> 01:53:48,299
过一下也行

2708
01:53:48,333 --> 01:53:49,166
你来吧

2709
01:53:50,066 --> 01:53:51,699
我已经准备好了

2710
01:53:51,933 --> 01:53:53,166
难过

2711
01:53:54,166 --> 01:53:59,133
可当初你和现在的我假如重来过

2712
01:54:00,133 --> 01:54:01,966
如果听见你的这个对吧

2713
01:54:01,966 --> 01:54:03,766
真的吧晚见啊上提督

2714
01:54:03,866 --> 01:54:04,966
哈哈哈这个

2715
01:54:04,966 --> 01:54:05,199
这个

2716
01:54:05,200 --> 01:54:07,400
机器人对于上电脑上提督的这个

2717
01:54:07,400 --> 01:54:09,500
这个反应真的有点难崩啊

2718
01:54:10,600 --> 01:54:12,866
上总督不只需要跪下磕头

2719
01:54:12,866 --> 01:54:14,066
还要被踩头

2720
01:54:14,066 --> 01:54:16,366
那你上个总督吧挺符合你性格的

2721
01:54:17,500 --> 01:54:20,200
他他他是自己踩自己的头的

2722
01:54:20,200 --> 01:54:21,700
这这不是我的问题啊

2723
01:54:29,000 --> 01:54:29,933
听一遍短裙吧

2724
01:54:29,933 --> 01:54:31,399
忽然特别想听短裙啊

2725
01:54:42,066 --> 01:54:45,199
瑜伽大师主播稍微有点小黄腔想开

2726
01:54:45,200 --> 01:54:46,700
但我觉得不好不好不好

2727
01:54:46,700 --> 01:54:47,500
那什么

2728
01:54:48,133 --> 01:54:49,166
那是两仪式踩的

2729
01:54:49,166 --> 01:54:49,733
那不是我

2730
01:54:49,733 --> 01:54:52,366
两仪式穿着女装穿着裙子踩在你身上

2731
01:54:52,466 --> 01:54:54,299
你都不敢抬头看你以为是我呢

2732
01:54:54,300 --> 01:54:55,566
确实两仪式踩着

2733
01:54:55,900 --> 01:54:57,533
就只有他搞这种东西啊

2734
01:54:57,566 --> 01:54:59,899
这种卡其卡i'm gone

2735
01:55:02,100 --> 01:55:03,600
na na na

2736
01:55:05,800 --> 01:55:07,166
na na

2737
01:55:10,266 --> 01:55:15,466
na na na na na na

2738
01:55:16,466 --> 01:55:18,899
i cheated on my high heels

2739
01:55:18,900 --> 01:55:20,800
think i'm a stanky

2740
01:55:22,800 --> 01:55:30,266
stanky

2741
01:55:34,366 --> 01:55:35,166
in the

2742
01:55:35,700 --> 01:55:36,566
等下下播之后

2743
01:55:36,566 --> 01:55:38,099
看看大家有没有什么发言啊

2744
01:55:38,100 --> 01:55:39,566
然后再准备一下新的签

2745
01:55:39,566 --> 01:55:41,499
有一个能能能做的

2746
01:55:46,900 --> 01:55:49,666
瑜伽大师我可没说啊这你说的

2747
01:55:49,666 --> 01:55:52,299
这人真下头猥琐这人真下头

2748
01:55:54,733 --> 01:55:56,699
对等一下默默

2749
01:55:57,300 --> 01:56:01,000
she's got me in the ill pop come on and pack up my door

2750
01:56:01,500 --> 01:56:04,600
she cool the shit go penny Jack and she might equal by show

2751
01:56:04,600 --> 01:56:19,300
she might need my moonlight bye bye

2752
01:56:25,933 --> 01:56:29,266
哈哈哈哈他明明是呃

2753
01:56:29,333 --> 01:56:31,799
什么母后那位那位母后敬爹是吗

2754
01:56:32,766 --> 01:56:34,333
哎呀不好说了

2755
01:56:34,400 --> 01:56:36,266
这个月才看了4天燕子直播

2756
01:56:36,266 --> 01:56:38,099
怎么可能这个月刚4天啊

2757
01:56:40,666 --> 01:56:42,966
而且我还有一天没播呢对吧

2758
01:56:43,466 --> 01:56:45,333
我是不是昨天没播呀我昨天播了吗

2759
01:56:45,333 --> 01:56:46,999
我不知道啊播了吗

2760
01:56:53,900 --> 01:56:54,600
要下播了

2761
01:56:54,600 --> 01:56:56,000
提前开启省电模式

2762
01:56:56,000 --> 01:56:57,866
脑子开始想下播吃什么

2763
01:56:58,466 --> 01:57:00,166
燕燕今天吃什么

2764
01:57:00,166 --> 01:57:02,566
对了这个其实跟大家说一下这个

2765
01:57:02,966 --> 01:57:06,266
晚上的时候跟乐乐聊天啊

2766
01:57:06,466 --> 01:57:07,899
我我做的蛋挞

2767
01:57:07,933 --> 01:57:09,699
然后我让他下楼来吃

2768
01:57:11,066 --> 01:57:14,399
他就给我发了一个佳人的那个装扮

2769
01:57:14,400 --> 01:57:15,766
点赞的那个表情啊

2770
01:57:16,466 --> 01:57:20,299
我大惊我问他我说你你哪哪来的图案

2771
01:57:20,300 --> 01:57:23,566
他说啊我之前那个什么我之前

2772
01:57:23,966 --> 01:57:25,499
我之前那个

2773
01:57:27,533 --> 01:57:30,966
拉你进一个社团那个审核群交流群

2774
01:57:30,966 --> 01:57:31,666
你记不记得

2775
01:57:31,666 --> 01:57:33,099
就那里面偷的图案

2776
01:57:34,333 --> 01:57:36,799
一个人挺好的男生发的

2777
01:57:37,100 --> 01:57:39,733
然后我就看挺可爱我就存下来了

2778
01:57:40,766 --> 01:57:42,499
我好想现在冲进这个群里面

2779
01:57:42,500 --> 01:57:44,700
海域我操有他妈夹心糖

2780
01:57:44,700 --> 01:57:47,766
哈哈哈这下得小心点了

2781
01:57:47,766 --> 01:57:50,199
我以前就是拿这个自己的这个这个

2782
01:57:50,200 --> 01:57:52,766
这个图当自己手机壁纸啊什么的

2783
01:57:52,766 --> 01:57:53,999
我都不避讳人的

2784
01:57:54,000 --> 01:57:55,400
但是现在就

2785
01:57:55,600 --> 01:57:58,566
一想到直播这个这个有看管人的对吧

2786
01:57:58,566 --> 01:57:59,733
我就比较害怕呀

2787
01:57:59,733 --> 01:58:01,699
就不能不能乱搞了是吧

2788
01:58:02,900 --> 01:58:05,466
昨天播了瑞平一圈所有人那不是我啊

2789
01:58:05,466 --> 01:58:06,166
那可不是我

2790
01:58:06,166 --> 01:58:07,266
我可不是这样的

2791
01:58:07,600 --> 01:58:10,133
人家加人微信有成套表情的

2792
01:58:10,133 --> 01:58:13,099
哎呀我知道那是我底面我没有了

2793
01:58:14,533 --> 01:58:16,699
天字1号标版

2794
01:58:18,766 --> 01:58:20,733
天子一号标版才100多铜阶

2795
01:58:20,733 --> 01:58:22,566
感觉标版含金量不高啊

2796
01:58:25,866 --> 01:58:28,699
哎昨天播太久了今天早点下

2797
01:58:29,766 --> 01:58:31,199
9月开界了

2798
01:58:31,200 --> 01:58:34,166
谢谢大家今天的支持跟陪伴呢

2799
01:58:34,533 --> 01:58:37,199
维亚密亚痛经170天真的很需

2800
01:58:37,200 --> 01:58:38,800
要你的支持和帮助

2801
01:58:38,866 --> 01:58:40,333
如果你呃

2802
01:58:41,500 --> 01:58:42,266
喜欢肥猫

2803
01:58:42,266 --> 01:58:44,799
喜欢上天一次喜欢猫猫的现场礼物

2804
01:58:44,800 --> 01:58:46,166
欢迎收听

2805
01:58:46,166 --> 01:58:47,166
美人美啊

2806
01:58:47,166 --> 01:58:48,466
这个早餐晚餐

2807
01:58:48,600 --> 01:58:50,000
然后嗯

2808
01:58:50,800 --> 01:58:52,500
开心的话呃

2809
01:58:52,766 --> 01:58:53,966
谢谢你的支持

2810
01:58:55,333 --> 01:58:57,999
主播热情微圈反黑战没有含金量

2811
01:58:58,000 --> 01:58:59,933
真的呀真的没有含金量啊

2812
01:58:59,933 --> 01:59:01,666
这个起码对吧

2813
01:59:01,666 --> 01:59:02,699
我得罪这么多人

2814
01:59:02,700 --> 01:59:04,600
起码不得整个1,000多铜阶

2815
01:59:04,766 --> 01:59:06,733
然后这弹幕都是哈姆哈姆

2816
01:59:06,733 --> 01:59:09,666
主播仅以什么献上最后的纪念

2817
01:59:09,666 --> 01:59:10,866
不都得这些东西吗

2818
01:59:10,866 --> 01:59:13,399
这这咋感觉在家不看

2819
01:59:13,666 --> 01:59:15,666
能不能喜欢紫色小猪

2820
01:59:15,900 --> 01:59:18,100
你谁呀你麦克风谁呀

2821
01:59:18,133 --> 01:59:19,099
真不熟

2822
01:59:20,200 --> 01:59:21,800
一一一大哥真送吗

2823
01:59:21,800 --> 01:59:23,000
大哥真送啊

2824
01:59:23,133 --> 01:59:24,366
对吧童叟无欺

2825
01:59:30,333 --> 01:59:32,866
慢冲呗先冲170对吧

2826
01:59:32,866 --> 01:59:35,666
你总不能大家一看这个目标那么小

2827
01:59:35,666 --> 01:59:38,266
那么大然后这个这个就

2828
01:59:39,300 --> 01:59:42,166
完成进度这么少大家都不想那什么了

2829
01:59:42,500 --> 01:59:44,466
你却哭了

2830
01:59:46,700 --> 01:59:50,966
想去安慰却不知什么立场

2831
01:59:51,133 --> 01:59:52,666
听你说话

2832
01:59:52,666 --> 01:59:55,099
看你哭湿头发

2833
01:59:55,700 --> 01:59:59,566
我得到了惩罚

2834
02:00:00,800 --> 02:00:01,200
扣1

2835
02:00:01,200 --> 02:00:03,600
助力米亚米亚舰长群人数超过米亚

2836
02:00:03,600 --> 02:00:05,500
米亚这个白质粉丝群人数啊

2837
02:00:05,500 --> 02:00:06,800
好像差几个人呢

2838
02:00:07,000 --> 02:00:07,766
再帮我看一下

2839
02:00:07,766 --> 02:00:08,599
不知道差几个人

2840
02:00:08,600 --> 02:00:10,700
好像差几个人都都超过了

2841
02:00:11,333 --> 02:00:14,599
别在这哈姆哈贝比哈姆的低能是吧

2842
02:00:14,600 --> 02:00:17,533
天天哈姆哈姆的真低能哎

2843
02:00:19,466 --> 02:00:21,166
这么喜欢烂狗纯烂狗

2844
02:00:23,766 --> 02:00:26,133
有所乐而有所不乐呀哎

2845
02:00:35,100 --> 02:00:36,933
拜拜大家

2846
02:00:37,466 --> 02:00:39,099
今天也非常高兴

2847
02:00:39,100 --> 02:00:41,500
然后我们明天早上再见

2848
02:00:48,800 --> 02:00:50,766
直播每天都这么好谢谢你啊

2849
02:00:50,766 --> 02:00:52,299
你说话就说到这就行了

2850
02:00:52,300 --> 02:00:53,766
不用不用再往下说了

2851
02:00:57,733 --> 02:00:59,266
每天都这么的棒

2852
02:00:59,266 --> 02:01:00,733
哎我真是太好

2853
02:01:06,466 --> 02:01:07,266
了

2854
02:01:10,266 --> 02:01:12,066
对了那个药想起来了

2855
02:01:13,266 --> 02:01:14,699
菊梅利咽颗粒

2856
02:01:15,133 --> 02:01:16,199
欢迎林小林

2857
02:01:19,966 --> 02:01:22,899
这里啊不对菊梅利咽含片在这里

2858
02:01:24,133 --> 02:01:25,899
这个挺有用的

2859
02:01:25,933 --> 02:01:27,133
但是就难吃

2860
02:01:27,200 --> 02:01:28,333
真的很难吃

2861
02:01:34,733 --> 02:01:37,399
我才不水群呢谁有功夫水群呢

2862
02:01:37,400 --> 02:01:38,766
我要吃饭了

2863
02:01:39,700 --> 02:01:41,300
真没功夫水群

2864
02:01:42,000 --> 02:01:43,066
马上入手

2865
02:01:43,066 --> 02:01:44,699
还不错的试一下

2866
02:01:46,533 --> 02:01:51,133
嗯嗯那么谢谢大家今天的陪伴和支持

2867
02:01:51,266 --> 02:01:53,566
我我们我们就

2868
02:01:56,166 --> 02:01:59,166
吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧

2869
02:01:59,166 --> 02:02:00,499
嗨呦嗨呦

2870
02:02:13,133 --> 02:02:15,733
拜拜喵拜拜喵拜拜喵喵喵喵

2871
02:02:44,533 --> 02:02:46,933
谢谢阳光的VIVO5十

2872
02:02:47,800 --> 02:02:52,133
谢谢凯普的舰长谢谢破甲的舰长呢

2873
02:02:52,966 --> 02:02:55,533
谢谢阳光的6个彩虹甜筒

2874
02:02:55,533 --> 02:02:57,599
3个粉玫瑰3个粉玫瑰7个彩虹甜筒

2875
02:02:57,600 --> 02:03:00,466
9个彩虹甜筒1个粉玫瑰1个懒人躺椅

2876
02:03:00,500 --> 02:03:02,400
不得不说今天的运气还是挺不错的

2877
02:03:02,400 --> 02:03:03,733
你赚了还是亏了呀

2878
02:03:04,100 --> 02:03:06,900
谢谢亨太的120张盛典门票

2879
02:03:06,933 --> 02:03:09,533
谢谢凌晨5点的粉玫瑰跟彩虹甜筒

2880
02:03:09,533 --> 02:03:12,799
谢谢东一的甜筒妮红豆妮儿丽儿豆

2881
02:03:13,166 --> 02:03:14,699
熟悉的安全感

2882
02:03:15,600 --> 02:03:17,333
分享热汤

2883
02:03:17,333 --> 02:03:20,333
我们两支汤匙一个碗

2884
02:03:20,333 --> 02:03:23,999
左心房暖暖的好饱满

2885
02:03:24,766 --> 02:03:27,266
我想说其实你很好

2886
02:03:27,266 --> 02:03:29,766
你自己却不知道

2887
02:03:30,100 --> 02:03:34,700
真心的对我好不要求回报

2888
02:03:34,700 --> 02:03:39,200
爱一个人希望他过更好

2889
02:03:39,333 --> 02:03:41,533
打从心里暖暖的

2890
02:03:41,533 --> 02:03:44,933
你比自己更重要

2891
02:03:57,066 --> 02:03:58,199
啦啦啦

2892
02:04:02,500 --> 02:04:06,500
以随便的你说的我都愿意去

2893
02:04:06,500 --> 02:04:10,300
回忆里满足的旋律

2894
02:04:11,266 --> 02:04:15,733
可以是真的你说的我都会相信

2895
02:04:15,733 --> 02:04:19,533
因为我完全信任你

2896
02:04:20,300 --> 02:04:24,966
细腻的喜欢你手掌的厚实感

2897
02:04:24,966 --> 02:04:28,566
什么困难都觉得有希望

2898
02:04:29,533 --> 02:04:34,099
我哼着歌你自然的就接下一段

2899
02:04:34,133 --> 02:04:37,899
我知道暖暖就在胸膛

2900
02:04:38,533 --> 02:04:41,066
我想说其实你很好

2901
02:04:41,066 --> 02:04:43,566
你自己却不知道

2902
02:04:43,933 --> 02:04:48,566
真心的对我好不要求回报

2903
02:04:48,566 --> 02:04:53,099
爱一个人希望他过更好

2904
02:04:53,166 --> 02:04:55,466
打从心里暖暖的

2905
02:04:55,466 --> 02:04:58,733
你比自己更重要

2906
02:05:05,900 --> 02:05:08,266
下播就得去对接挺累的

2907
02:05:09,200 --> 02:05:10,500
那个2月份这场

2908
02:05:10,500 --> 02:05:11,300
礼物发了

2909
02:05:11,300 --> 02:05:15,966
都发了爱一个人希望他不更好

2910
02:05:16,333 --> 02:05:18,666
打从心里暖暖的

2911
02:05:18,700 --> 02:05:21,533
你比自己更重要

2912
02:05:22,566 --> 02:05:23,333
大家等着吧

2913
02:05:23,333 --> 02:05:24,733
我看一下什么快递啊

2914
02:05:24,733 --> 02:05:27,266
这个有有三个人停发的

2915
02:05:27,266 --> 02:05:29,066
所以你没收到的话你来联系我

2916
02:05:30,333 --> 02:05:32,166
申通的注意收啊

2917
02:05:39,300 --> 02:05:47,766
你比自己更重要我也希望变更好

2918
02:06:00,733 --> 02:06:03,399
紫色小猪不知道是谁哎

2919
02:06:03,400 --> 02:06:05,400
说的什么小猪话根本听不懂

2920
02:06:07,400 --> 02:06:08,666
还剩20个

2921
02:06:15,166 --> 02:06:17,066
谢谢拜拜

2922
02:06:20,666 --> 02:06:21,766
拜拜拜拜

2923
02:06:21,766 --> 02:06:23,299
我要吃Mini呢