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i am the sun you know you need me and you might get burned

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if you take too much don't come

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咪咪咪咪虾条是吧

4
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还咪咪呢

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看恭喜伟大的烟神啊

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这个伟大的烟神啊来到了2.8万粉丝啊

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but i can make you pay

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so get down on your knees

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give me a reason i should stay

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trapped inside this madness

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i know you wanna have this

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so i can make it happen

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你说呢啊

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太激动了导致

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嗓子稍微有那么一点点哑

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今天不能诱导

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我都背饱了背什么背个背个背个

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背个粑粑

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哎呀

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来接了一杯那个冰橙汁啊加了个冰

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争取今天嗓子不出问题好吧这个呃

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争取

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天不能不能不能逗我笑啊

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今天不能逗我笑好吧

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you know i'm not a saint but i can make you pray

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so get down on your knees

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give me a reason i should stay trapped inside this madness

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i know you wanna have this so i can take advantage

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外面怎么这么黑啊

30
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今天这是不是其实没没白天啊

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怎么这么黑啊

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这屋里面没有光啊

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什么情况

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奇怪啊很奇怪

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看一下看一下

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让时间永远停留在这一刻吧

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啊

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我也是有170天的人啦

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希望这个时间永远停留在这一刻吧啊

40
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过两天是要到期了哈

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过两天到期好多呀我看一下

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不想不是不想超过100期了我这个呃

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过两天要掉呢

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哈喽

45
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你好

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咩哈哈哈

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妹呐嗯

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晚上好呀

49
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让我来看看今天大母鸡好不好用

50
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每天都像抽彩票一样看这个东西

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把它放小点吧

52
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然后这个呢这个也放小点

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平时活跃的几个人去哪了

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不知道呀

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又不是对吧大家

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那个那个

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这b l s啥时候停啊不加亲密度

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起码得打到这个月月中吧

59
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因为还有还有还有那个

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还有一个最大的没打呢

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应该要打到这个月月中啊

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谢谢这个团他又大又圆的心动卡

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感谢支持

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大家晚上好

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晚上好超越超人

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晚上好沈毅

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晚上好西木

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晚上好东方正玉桂烟烟林上嗯嗯

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对

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我平常我一开播就肯定会来的几个人

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他们去哪了呢

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我也很好奇这件事啊

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小编也非常大饿啊

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但是这个没事

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我们先调整一下状态可能今天

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今天这个直播是相对太早

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还是相对太晚呢

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感觉基本上也不晚啊

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是一个非常正常的米呀米啊

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会来的一个时间啊

81
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但是前两天天天都迟到

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你们可能觉得我就后半夜播了吧

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别急别叫别叫别叫别叫别叫

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哎呀

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谁唱的呀

86
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你在弹幕点

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歌我怎么给你点啊

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哎呀我我找一下我找一下

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缘分啊直接在我首页上

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哎呦说明你也关注的主播很少

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之后你就刷到我了

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对了你看私信了吗邀约

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我很好奇一件事

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你能把你的粉丝牌带上吗

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就是我的那个

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有一个

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在发言的那个地方可以带粉丝牌

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就是我的那个粉丝牌

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我昨天

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给你发健脚群群号私信的时候

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因为他现在新版的私信可以显示

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呃对方在你直播间的那个牌子等级啊

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所以我跟大家说话的时候后面都会

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加上一个

105
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就是你现在的那个

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船的那个等级跟船的那个型号

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然后就算是掉船了

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也会只显示那个等级

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但是

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但是妖月他就是21级舰长

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但理论上来说他不应该是21级舰长啊

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这个这个

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先打前后上箭应该是算分的呀

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就很奇怪哎

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烟烟抱啊抱抱抱抱烟抱抱

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哈哈哈烟抱抱烟抱抱

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我搜不到那个歌

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那个那个Blues no我搜不到

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哎怎么办

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好呢大家

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啊啊啊都什么年代还在看传统完成

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这以前是完成比较有激情啊

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早场没什么直播内容现在反倒

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换过来了啊

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挺好的黑天啊

126
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晚上节奏舒缓一点

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比较有利于大家睡觉

128
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挺好的挺好的

129
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上播之前再也不看乱七八糟的东西了

130
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主播上播之前看了一个一个呃呃呃呃

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那个什么什么群像混茧

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现在脑子里面全都是那个

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一些奇怪小说的那种剧情啊

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然后感觉很影响直播的思路对吧

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这个不能让自己作为什么

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同人女的一面影响我们正常的直播来

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说

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啊

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进来是就是黑听什么红灯呢

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是密码赛啊

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我要私密大赛

142
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然后我要私密大家晚安晚安

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嗯嗯不要在意

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等我烤完米线就来喷你你先别急

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不是这个

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酋长让我加深了对云南人的一个

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刻板刻板印象啊就

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我本来是很反对这种对于

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地狱的课本印象

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比如说这个

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你一提到东北

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就是我们每天都吃猪肉炖粉条啊

153
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每天都吃小鸡炖蘑菇

154
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然后一提到北京就是啊

155
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白白白耳青耳银耳是吧

156
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这个一提到云南就是又蘑菇又大象

157
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然后用米线的这个这个

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但是每次看到酋长要么他就是烤米线

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要么就是在骑大象

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我不禁很怀疑这些

161
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这些这些这些东西是不是到底有问题

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主播忘本了不看树立口搬运工了

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私下看吧

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哎呀真是的什么叫忘本了

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主播又不是当树立口搬运工起家的

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没办法呀

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现在这听的人不多

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我也不能老在直播间放

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以前老放数据

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天天夹带私货直播没人看

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今天说主播的歌单品味可真低下呀

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然后我就我就没办法我就换了欢迎

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福建人是一种知名食材

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啊

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我还没有去过去过福建

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福建有什么特别好吃的东西吗

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昨天你偷了你哥哥1,600块钱打给主播

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今天

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你哥哥不但没有打你一顿申请退款

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甚至还让你用仅存的双手打了SC

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听我唱青藏高原是吧

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我真上不去了

183
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这个东西昨天嗓子已经烂完了

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海产品吧

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什么海产品

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福建小孩好吃谢谢

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血红妖月的生活菜场

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感谢支持

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青藏高原这首

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歌呃

191
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你要换一个歌词

192
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VII他可能还真练过

193
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但是你你在我这点那就是真不会唱

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咱们真不会唱好吧

195
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真真不会唱

196
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土笋冻是什么东西啊

197
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我只吃过土笋还吃过皮冻

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哼哼

199
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我的天呐

200
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我给你放一首吧

201
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能给我磕个头吗

202
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来云南吃

203
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剑手青这玩意一听就是

204
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就是吃了之后会进i ICU的东西啊

205
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这剑手青一听就是

206
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就是就是会中毒的东西

207
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是不是那种毒到你见到他摸他一下

208
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然后手就变青了

209
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所以他叫剑手青啊

210
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很甜很鲜

211
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土笋倒是虫子

212
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谁留下千年的祈盼

213
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难道说还有

214
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我

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的嗨

216
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如果我没有听说过这个东西的话

217
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我可能喝酒去了

218
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拜拜你怎么也喝酒啊

219
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拜拜拜拜

220
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嗯嗯出神洞为什么是虫子呀

221
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这这我们没听过这种东西的话我应该

222
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我应该不会知道那个那个他是什么啊

223
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这个你我哎

224
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那个蘑菇切开会变成青色啊

225
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青色东西一看就有毒

226
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别乱叫我一顿炫好多你离我远一点

227
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吃虫子的人好可怕

228
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你能不能离我远一点啊

229
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我宣布吃土笋冻的人在直播间

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是

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是是是这个这个这个呃阶级最低的人

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你每天晚上去喝酒一喝就是一宿

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是不是相对成功的人都是白天干活

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晚上喝酒

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然后中间看看虚拟主播

236
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这已经成为我们直播间固定的模板了

237
00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:51,966
我血红邀月你会看大航海榜吗

238
00:11:51,966 --> 00:11:53,499
你看一下大航海榜

239
00:11:53,566 --> 00:11:58,166
我大航海榜的榜1在炫酒榜2在睡觉啊

240
00:11:58,166 --> 00:12:01,133
然后提出里面有大概1/3都在喝吧

241
00:12:01,133 --> 00:12:01,966
这个时间

242
00:12:03,066 --> 00:12:07,533
来点深圳特产上海青龙江猪脚饭

243
00:12:07,666 --> 00:12:09,933
兰州拉面沙县小吃

244
00:12:09,933 --> 00:12:11,599
这是屁深圳特产

245
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,900
这是个深圳特产呢还

246
00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:16,333
海里的软体动物

247
00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:19,800
土笋冻沙子挖出来的虫子

248
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:23,466
我以为是笋做的洞呢一听就很鲜

249
00:12:23,766 --> 00:12:25,199
搞了半天是虫子

250
00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,333
不行吃土笋冻的人离我远一点

251
00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:28,533
我们的这个这个

252
00:12:28,533 --> 00:12:29,666
我害怕你

253
00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:31,999
哈哈哈你连虫子都敢吃

254
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,800
你明天敢不敢吃我呀

255
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:34,866
我只是一只猫

256
00:12:34,866 --> 00:12:36,399
不行我害怕我害怕

257
00:12:37,066 --> 00:12:38,466
蚂蚁好吃

258
00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:44,133
人类的饮食习惯不应该这样吧

259
00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:47,699
真的是人类的饮食习惯吗

260
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:51,733
竹虫味道最好蚂蚱太硬了

261
00:12:52,966 --> 00:12:57,366
我唯一能接受的吃虫子就是吃蚕蛹

262
00:12:57,366 --> 00:12:58,933
我只能接受吃蚕蛹

263
00:12:58,933 --> 00:13:00,199
因为我小的时候

264
00:13:00,266 --> 00:13:03,466
在北方炸蚕蛹是饭店的一个

265
00:13:03,733 --> 00:13:05,099
很很普遍的菜

266
00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:07,700
甚至当时饭店还会把这个蚕蛹直接

267
00:13:07,900 --> 00:13:10,933
养在那个外面的那个露台上

268
00:13:10,933 --> 00:13:12,699
然后他还会一动一动的

269
00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:14,666
对表示他新鲜

270
00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:16,400
我小的时候就接触过这个

271
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,700
所以我我觉得炸蚕蛹还正常

272
00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:20,066
但是我也不吃

273
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:23,066
对我甚至有一次就抓了一只丸

274
00:13:23,066 --> 00:13:24,933
看他在手里一扭一扭的

275
00:13:25,866 --> 00:13:26,566
我现在想想

276
00:13:26,566 --> 00:13:28,299
我小时候胆子怎么这么大呀

277
00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:29,500
什么都敢抓

278
00:13:29,533 --> 00:13:30,266
也敢吃

279
00:13:30,266 --> 00:13:33,466
后院的那种野草上面长出来的果子

280
00:13:33,466 --> 00:13:35,866
方言叫呦呦嘿呦呦

281
00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:36,700
对

282
00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:38,899
像我的时候又敢吃那个

283
00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:40,800
又敢抓手抓毛毛虫

284
00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,133
又敢手抓蚕宝宝

285
00:13:42,133 --> 00:13:43,466
现在什么都不敢了

286
00:13:43,466 --> 00:13:45,299
打个蜘蛛都要叫一会

287
00:13:47,366 --> 00:13:48,466
现在敢吃虫子

288
00:13:48,466 --> 00:13:51,866
以后楠楠宝不会抓到我吃

289
00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:55,566
主播不不是喜欢做饭

290
00:13:55,566 --> 00:13:57,099
泼驴肉吃过没

291
00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:58,733
这一听着不是什么正经菜

292
00:13:58,733 --> 00:14:00,199
不会是生的吧

293
00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:01,500
啊

294
00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:04,899
蚕蛹我感觉不好吃我都没有吃过

295
00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:06,533
冉冉冉冉晚上好

296
00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,066
欢迎阳光

297
00:14:08,066 --> 00:14:09,199
晚上好捏

298
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:10,866
嗯嗯

299
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,300
主播不是喜欢做饭

300
00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:15,466
不学学虫子当然不行

301
00:14:15,466 --> 00:14:16,866
听我说你别急

302
00:14:16,866 --> 00:14:17,766
土笋弄好吃

303
00:14:17,766 --> 00:14:18,733
我害怕

304
00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:21,333
不行不行我害怕

305
00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:23,400
我查一下吧

306
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,600
让我来查一下海蛎煎

307
00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:28,400
海蛎煎是那个生蚝汁

308
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:29,966
活驴豆开水

309
00:14:29,966 --> 00:14:32,533
别吧这这这听起来就很残忍啊

310
00:14:32,533 --> 00:14:34,799
我不想吃这种特别残忍的菜

311
00:14:35,133 --> 00:14:36,266
怎么搞的熬夜

312
00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:37,399
我这边是白天啊

313
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,866
别别别别不要讨论这么残忍的菜

314
00:14:39,866 --> 00:14:41,766
我我真的听起来就害怕

315
00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:43,900
我搜一下土笋冻啊

316
00:14:44,266 --> 00:14:45,933
你们不会是骗我的吧

317
00:14:45,933 --> 00:14:47,666
土笋冻杀虫

318
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,566
我去这虫子也太大了

319
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:05,066
哎呦原来土笋是虫子

320
00:15:05,733 --> 00:15:07,566
谢谢大家帮助我避人呀

321
00:15:07,566 --> 00:15:09,666
以后我要出门旅游的话就

322
00:15:09,666 --> 00:15:12,133
就那个什么主播主打一个善良不是

323
00:15:12,133 --> 00:15:14,499
别别别讨论这种这种什么三洲

324
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:15,766
红枣之类的这种

325
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:16,900
这种很吓人的

326
00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:18,600
太残忍了这个戏

327
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,300
这个这个仅代表我个人

328
00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:22,700
我我我我就不想吃这些东西啊

329
00:15:22,966 --> 00:15:23,566
希望希望

330
00:15:23,566 --> 00:15:26,366
大家尽量也避免去吃这些东西啊

331
00:15:27,466 --> 00:15:29,199
当然只是一个美好的祝愿

332
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:31,000
我不是强制要求你的意思

333
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,100
我只是觉得挺挺吓人的

334
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:35,799
嗯谢谢AC大喵喵的关注

335
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,333
晚上好晚上好梦瑶

336
00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:38,399
晚上好东方正

337
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:39,400
晚上好紫霞

338
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:42,600
12月9晚上好嗯嗯

339
00:15:43,966 --> 00:15:45,133
蚕蛹多可爱

340
00:15:45,133 --> 00:15:47,666
跟坐在工位摸鱼的我一样

341
00:15:47,666 --> 00:15:49,899
除了扭头啥也不干

342
00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:54,733
哈哈哈哎呀京京剧频出啊

343
00:15:54,733 --> 00:15:57,066
蚕蛹多可爱啊

344
00:15:57,066 --> 00:16:00,399
跟坐在宫位摸鱼的我一样

345
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,733
除了扭头啥也不干

346
00:16:02,733 --> 00:16:03,533
哈哈

347
00:16:04,333 --> 00:16:06,466
跟坐在直播间的我一样

348
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,999
除了到处扭扭什么也不干

349
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,733
什么这下感觉啊

350
00:16:10,733 --> 00:16:14,499
野兔啊不对有大尾巴是松鼠

351
00:16:15,733 --> 00:16:16,799
谢谢关注你

352
00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:19,600
我唯一接受不了的就是广东的

353
00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:22,900
这这个字念出来都挺吓人的

354
00:16:23,366 --> 00:16:25,733
等下吃了等下就梦到啊

355
00:16:25,733 --> 00:16:26,699
别吧别吧

356
00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:28,800
刚才开主播直播间说啊我又把你

357
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:29,733
叫起来了

358
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,000
你怎么还梦到春梦啊

359
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,500
你好你好那个什么呀

360
00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:36,966
呃呃主播你能陪我一个梦吗

361
00:16:36,966 --> 00:16:38,299
你现在把直播间关掉

362
00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:39,733
然后躺到床上

363
00:16:39,733 --> 00:16:41,566
指不定还能再做一个春梦啊

364
00:16:41,566 --> 00:16:42,599
快去快去

365
00:16:43,733 --> 00:16:45,766
抓进来今晚开荤

366
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,400
可不敢乱开荤啊这个现在

367
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,866
这个这个野生动物第一是有法律保护

368
00:16:50,866 --> 00:16:52,366
第二是有有红豆啊

369
00:16:52,366 --> 00:16:55,566
你抓紧点开荤明天得红豆了怎么办呢

370
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,599
12岁阳光少年

371
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,700
这都12点了你还在这驾到呢

372
00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:01,733
我一会给你办了

373
00:17:01,733 --> 00:17:03,266
睡觉去吧你乖乖的

374
00:17:03,766 --> 00:17:06,166
来福建吃午宵

375
00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:07,799
午宵是什么东西啊

376
00:17:09,866 --> 00:17:13,166
今天是什么什么坏菜科普大会吗

377
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,366
福建五香

378
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:19,733
我搜一下我五香五香是

379
00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:22,366
五香卷

380
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:28,800
专门的豆皮裹上剁碎的猪肉B7葱等

381
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:31,000
包成如春饼的一条条

382
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:34,966
再放下油锅炸至焦黄切成几段

383
00:17:35,166 --> 00:17:36,533
辅佐料浸湿

384
00:17:37,666 --> 00:17:39,866
小春卷腐竹卷

385
00:17:40,133 --> 00:17:42,266
感觉这个听起来还挺好吃的

386
00:17:42,266 --> 00:17:42,999
这个这个

387
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,066
我还以为是什么

388
00:17:44,066 --> 00:17:45,933
什么奇葩东西的代称呢

389
00:17:45,933 --> 00:17:48,133
这个听起来挺不错的嗯

390
00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:53,966
如何评价大喵喵打劫

391
00:17:53,966 --> 00:17:57,399
比起比你活泼我听你只想睡觉

392
00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:00,200
呃这就到睡觉的点了

393
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,600
大喵喵他他他精力太旺盛了

394
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:05,466
他他他他他不似常人啊

395
00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:07,700
你的伴呢宝贝

396
00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:10,000
这不行吧这个别叫我宝贝啊

397
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,100
差不多得了

398
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,766
现在野生动物不能吃

399
00:18:12,766 --> 00:18:14,399
小时候没管那么多

400
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,733
嗯法律法规逐渐在完善嘛

401
00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:18,933
主播你跟我说饿了

402
00:18:18,933 --> 00:18:21,299
能不能去弄点泡面吃啊

403
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,400
主播每次下播了之后不知道吃什么

404
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,133
又想糊弄一下自己的时候

405
00:18:26,133 --> 00:18:28,366
就吃个泡面对

406
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:33,900
穿山甲锦鸡老老虎

407
00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:36,700
这个奇怪的动物

408
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:39,166
我一般都是没有什么食欲的呀

409
00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:42,899
然后就尤其是一些不奇怪的动物

410
00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:44,133
的奇怪的部位啊

411
00:18:44,133 --> 00:18:46,299
就比如说鸡的什么内脏啊

412
00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:48,133
然后什么这个这个这个

413
00:18:48,133 --> 00:18:51,766
猪的脚啊手啊之类的我都是不吃的

414
00:18:52,266 --> 00:18:53,866
我最多吃肘子啊

415
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:56,333
吃点那种比较比较正常的成品的那种

416
00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:57,533
那种东西啊

417
00:18:57,866 --> 00:18:59,699
做猫肉汤的方法

418
00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:02,600
不要啊啊啊啊我害怕

419
00:19:04,266 --> 00:19:07,099
这12点了都都在打猫是吧

420
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:07,900
打打

421
00:19:08,933 --> 00:19:13,799
啊谢谢不与妄语的见长我操爹

422
00:19:13,900 --> 00:19:16,400
感谢支持谢谢谢谢

423
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,066
好的你爱的感动

424
00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:21,266
谢谢不渝妄语的欠条捏

425
00:19:21,366 --> 00:19:22,566
我操有电

426
00:19:23,133 --> 00:19:24,466
这是自动续费吗

427
00:19:24,466 --> 00:19:27,099
谢谢我的不渝妄语感谢感谢

428
00:19:28,766 --> 00:19:29,899
贴不就是肘子

429
00:19:29,900 --> 00:19:33,066
穿山甲跟猫一样肉偏酸

430
00:19:33,066 --> 00:19:35,366
你怎么这些东西都知道啊我操

431
00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:38,366
这个这个这个最好现在还是不要吃了

432
00:19:38,366 --> 00:19:40,333
你小心被举办了血红邀月

433
00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:42,933
这个这个属于是违法犯罪的人家是

434
00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:45,266
国家保护动物的

435
00:19:45,266 --> 00:19:46,499
比猫高级多了

436
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:47,900
比我高级多了

437
00:19:48,566 --> 00:19:49,966
18进直播间

438
00:19:49,966 --> 00:19:53,399
对的昨天早上来了一大群未成年

439
00:19:53,533 --> 00:19:55,866
他们纷纷说我13我14

440
00:19:55,866 --> 00:19:58,866
然后左手一个右手一个的给我打钱

441
00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:00,566
打劫不奇怪好吗

442
00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:01,766
我说的是你奇怪

443
00:20:01,766 --> 00:20:04,166
我不说打劫奇怪我说的是你奇怪

444
00:20:04,166 --> 00:20:05,099
给你一拳

445
00:20:10,733 --> 00:20:13,699
别吃穿山甲了要吃就吃我母后

446
00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:15,100
要不我还下播吧

447
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,366
都好多年了

448
00:20:16,366 --> 00:20:18,133
好多年了你还能记得

449
00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:19,500
真的吗

450
00:20:20,133 --> 00:20:20,866
大大家

451
00:20:20,866 --> 00:20:23,299
大家给血红邀约的这个发言留个档啊

452
00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:26,733
好多年前吃过吃过那个穿山甲

453
00:20:28,466 --> 00:20:29,799
足以证明当时还

454
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,933
不不不不犯法呀

455
00:20:31,933 --> 00:20:34,533
属于现在这个戳铁铁的成年人啊

456
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:35,500
你也未成年

457
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:36,933
但我不打钱我打猫

458
00:20:36,933 --> 00:20:37,933
什么时候打猪

459
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:39,166
主播我14岁

460
00:20:39,166 --> 00:20:40,499
想给你上舰长

461
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:41,300
别别

462
00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:44,099
天机在不在天机在不在

463
00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:47,533
天机把机器人那个上键出发关键词

464
00:20:47,666 --> 00:20:48,699
快给我上键

465
00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:50,800
叉叉叉叉对吧把

466
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,133
把这个关掉吧

467
00:20:52,133 --> 00:20:54,399
要不然的话万一就是大主播

468
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,200
我9岁可以给你上舰长吗

469
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:57,266
然后这个这个

470
00:20:57,266 --> 00:21:00,133
我直播间的机器人在里面诱导消费啊

471
00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:00,966
叉叉叉叉

472
00:21:01,133 --> 00:21:02,399
要给我上舰长吗

473
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:03,333
太喜欢了

474
00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:04,333
快上快上

475
00:21:05,066 --> 00:21:06,199
那就完了

476
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:10,100
我被人截截截图截出去就变成什么啊

477
00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:10,900
虚拟主播

478
00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:13,933
连同自己的观众一起诱导消费

479
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,333
啊不麻烦的话谢谢了

480
00:21:16,333 --> 00:21:18,533
阿里卡到辛苦辛苦啊

481
00:21:19,566 --> 00:21:21,533
对啊这个好啊好啊

482
00:21:21,533 --> 00:21:23,533
儿子我支持你嗯嗯

483
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,766
看一下我的点歌啊

484
00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:31,566
我谁给我点歌了

485
00:21:31,566 --> 00:21:32,699
不记得QQ吗

486
00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:33,500
张雷

487
00:21:34,266 --> 00:21:36,533
嗯15岁可以上见长了

488
00:21:36,533 --> 00:21:38,366
等你们再过三年再来吧

489
00:21:38,566 --> 00:21:42,133
主播厉害的话主播还是能活到这个

490
00:21:42,133 --> 00:21:42,933
这个

491
00:21:54,666 --> 00:21:55,766
三位线是

492
00:21:56,566 --> 00:21:58,466
日本传统乐器

493
00:22:00,566 --> 00:22:01,766
我决定要这个

494
00:22:01,766 --> 00:22:05,533
这辈子这辈子不要去日本了我怕

495
00:22:07,066 --> 00:22:07,799
你得备战

496
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:10,000
私信我你在那个其他的地方

497
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000
私信我是没有用的啊

498
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:15,300
我这辈子不打算去日本了家人们

499
00:22:15,533 --> 00:22:17,099
我要保护好自己

500
00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:18,800
欢迎冉冉晚上好

501
00:22:19,300 --> 00:22:20,100
头不疼吗

502
00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:21,866
不睡觉吗嗯

503
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:24,333
大家别讨

504
00:22:24,333 --> 00:22:26,733
别讨论这么恶心的吃的好不好

505
00:22:26,733 --> 00:22:28,533
晚上好呀大家

506
00:22:28,533 --> 00:22:30,933
还有啊不对啊

507
00:22:33,900 --> 00:22:35,333
就是b站就是b站

508
00:22:35,333 --> 00:22:36,866
我没收到呀

509
00:22:37,466 --> 00:22:39,733
啊收到了看一下哦

510
00:22:48,066 --> 00:22:49,766
猫有点小摩擦

511
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:57,566
能不能别发恶心的这个这个这个话呀

512
00:22:57,566 --> 00:23:00,399
什么什么叫发苦怎么办啊

513
00:23:00,566 --> 00:23:02,766
你自己还会尝一下是吧

514
00:23:04,166 --> 00:23:05,666
你们在聊什么东西

515
00:23:05,666 --> 00:23:08,133
别别别换个话题吧换个话题吧

516
00:23:08,900 --> 00:23:11,000
不行不行这个视频不能放

517
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000
视频放在后台容易容易卡

518
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:13,800
呃

519
00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:16,866
我说怎么做不到呢是吧

520
00:23:17,966 --> 00:23:19,766
哥哥咱们咱们咱们换个话题吧

521
00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:20,733
咱们换个话题吧

522
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:23,699
大家一般喝酒都是有什么样的感受呢

523
00:23:23,700 --> 00:23:25,066
都是为了些什么呢

524
00:23:28,533 --> 00:23:30,566
等一下我看一下我的

525
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,600
怎么老有扣费凭证啊我给谁我给谁

526
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,300
连续包月付付钱啊

527
00:23:35,300 --> 00:23:36,266
什么情况

528
00:23:37,133 --> 00:23:38,866
神农尝百草

529
00:23:40,366 --> 00:23:42,066
睡了主播拜拜

530
00:23:42,066 --> 00:23:44,399
你怎么这这这这像那个什么

531
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:47,300
你怎么是作息像中国中国人一样啊

532
00:23:47,766 --> 00:23:49,466
啊不对你本来就是中国人

533
00:23:49,466 --> 00:23:51,999
那个你怎么这作息像在中国一样啊

534
00:23:52,100 --> 00:23:54,200
晚安晚安a C大喵喵欧耶

535
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,666
私密晚安晚安

536
00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:00,100
群友说你打碟啊我都没有去看

537
00:24:00,366 --> 00:24:03,599
因为当时我正躺在沙发上半死不活

538
00:24:03,966 --> 00:24:07,999
主播不播的时候在递啥我没有呀

539
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:12,200
吹牛谈论优美还能干啥

540
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,266
呃呃呃有点不太好说了

541
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:17,500
醉了喵醉了喵醉了喵醉了还不睡觉

542
00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:18,400
喵还看直播

543
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:20,100
喵主播

544
00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:22,700
什么叫主播

545
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,066
包养你忘记了

546
00:24:27,766 --> 00:24:29,566
谁包养你啊

547
00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:31,466
做梦是吧

548
00:24:31,866 --> 00:24:33,999
我看我洋洋喝大了洋洋

549
00:24:34,533 --> 00:24:35,999
来吃点东西喵

550
00:24:36,466 --> 00:24:40,299
吃什么喵没有没有3.0没有3.0啊

551
00:24:40,466 --> 00:24:42,799
没有3.0啊这个这个这个这个

552
00:24:43,133 --> 00:24:45,733
理论就消费啊啊

553
00:24:47,166 --> 00:24:48,566
咪呀咪呀

554
00:24:50,366 --> 00:24:52,666
拒绝我看直播你看你看

555
00:24:52,733 --> 00:24:55,766
我的我的我错了我错了你别这么压我

556
00:24:55,766 --> 00:24:57,499
这个这个这个你看你看

557
00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:00,800
哈哈哈哎呀哎有有有

558
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,566
这个家永远都有你的位置

559
00:25:02,566 --> 00:25:04,333
风里雨里不管你回不回来

560
00:25:04,333 --> 00:25:05,666
永远有你一盏灯啊

561
00:25:05,666 --> 00:25:05,999
好吧

562
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,666
我这个举手指指天画地的发誓好吧

563
00:25:09,766 --> 00:25:10,699
OK OK

564
00:25:11,533 --> 00:25:13,533
人家想撒娇快宠她

565
00:25:13,533 --> 00:25:15,733
我上次直播间来了一个哥们

566
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,933
然后问主播主播能撒个娇吗

567
00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:19,666
主播主播能撒个娇吗

568
00:25:20,066 --> 00:25:22,333
说那个什么那个呃

569
00:25:23,966 --> 00:25:27,399
我我说那个那个那是自动包月什么

570
00:25:27,933 --> 00:25:29,533
对吧那个那个那个

571
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,533
上次有人来问我我说主播能撒个娇吗

572
00:25:33,533 --> 00:25:33,733
我说

573
00:25:33,733 --> 00:25:36,066
你知道上一次跟我说这个话的人是谁

574
00:25:36,066 --> 00:25:37,766
吗他说谁啊谁啊

575
00:25:37,766 --> 00:25:38,766
怎么了发生什

576
00:25:38,766 --> 00:25:39,399
么事了

577
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,300
我说上一个跟我说这个话的人

578
00:25:41,300 --> 00:25:43,200
现在是你把我高能榜点开

579
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:44,666
现在是我高能榜第一啊

580
00:25:44,666 --> 00:25:46,599
然后他说那你还是别撒了吧

581
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:48,300
我怕我承担不起这个代价

582
00:25:48,366 --> 00:25:49,599
哈哈哈

583
00:25:49,866 --> 00:25:52,466
欢迎花旗神奇贵贵沙溪玻璃晚上好

584
00:25:52,466 --> 00:25:53,366
晚上好

585
00:25:55,133 --> 00:25:56,199
真不会哎

586
00:25:58,933 --> 00:25:59,966
冉冉什么时候撒娇

587
00:25:59,966 --> 00:26:01,533
我给你做个切片切出去啊

588
00:26:01,533 --> 00:26:04,266
然后咱们联合炒作发在我的号上

589
00:26:04,266 --> 00:26:05,099
然后这个

590
00:26:05,966 --> 00:26:08,466
带领这个这个新一国1V的

591
00:26:08,466 --> 00:26:09,766
这个这个这个潮流啊

592
00:26:09,766 --> 00:26:11,466
然后主播也掐点然落

593
00:26:16,333 --> 00:26:17,133
还不得不提

594
00:26:17,133 --> 00:26:18,799
嗓子不舒服的时候

595
00:26:18,900 --> 00:26:21,366
喝点凉的东西真的挺有用的

596
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:28,300
而且我今天说话少没有那么快

597
00:26:28,300 --> 00:26:29,600
因为昨天晚上

598
00:26:30,166 --> 00:26:31,733
煮泡面的时候

599
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:37,566
我昨晚煮泡面的时候然后比较急

600
00:26:37,733 --> 00:26:40,666
就加了几只虾那种熟的虾吗

601
00:26:40,666 --> 00:26:42,666
我一想煮泡面太没营养了

602
00:26:42,666 --> 00:26:43,666
我就把那个

603
00:26:43,733 --> 00:26:47,099
超市里面买的那个超大的那个黑虎虾

604
00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:49,100
加了几只偷偷的加了

605
00:26:49,100 --> 00:26:50,466
正好是海鲜味泡面

606
00:26:50,466 --> 00:26:51,766
我想天时地利人和

607
00:26:51,766 --> 00:26:54,933
这不加几只真的是太太浪费了

608
00:26:54,933 --> 00:26:55,866
我就加进去了

609
00:26:55,866 --> 00:26:57,199
加完了之后呢

610
00:26:57,866 --> 00:26:58,666
之后呢

611
00:27:00,266 --> 00:27:03,599
他那个虾尾端是带壳的我在吃的时候

612
00:27:03,933 --> 00:27:06,266
就不小心嗦了一下然后

613
00:27:07,133 --> 00:27:08,566
嗦了一嘴那个汤

614
00:27:08,566 --> 00:27:12,366
温度超级超级超级超级超级高

615
00:27:12,366 --> 00:27:13,199
你知道吧

616
00:27:16,166 --> 00:27:18,533
然后我的舌头就烫掉了

617
00:27:18,533 --> 00:27:19,966
一大块的那个皮

618
00:27:19,966 --> 00:27:23,066
我今天对着镜子伸舌头看了半天

619
00:27:23,300 --> 00:27:24,800
那个被烫的地方

620
00:27:25,300 --> 00:27:26,200
就是舌头

621
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,600
他正常不应该是有点凹凸不平的吧

622
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:30,066
尤其是小猫的舌头

623
00:27:30,366 --> 00:27:32,466
会被烫的这个地方他已经

624
00:27:32,933 --> 00:27:35,966
就完全没有那个凹凸不平的感觉了

625
00:27:35,966 --> 00:27:37,799
就像人烫了一下手

626
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,800
然后把指纹烫掉了一样

627
00:27:40,333 --> 00:27:42,866
所以今天说话的时候感觉有点

628
00:27:42,900 --> 00:27:43,900
有点有点有

629
00:27:43,900 --> 00:27:44,700
点烫

630
00:27:45,533 --> 00:27:47,266
第一国v在

631
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,333
弗雷尔卓德

632
00:27:49,333 --> 00:27:51,666
弗雷尔卓德是什么野区啊

633
00:27:51,733 --> 00:27:54,966
什么什么什么边缘区啊哈哈哈

634
00:27:55,166 --> 00:27:56,933
依然在永远的神

635
00:27:56,933 --> 00:27:57,899
等会你喝多了

636
00:27:57,900 --> 00:27:59,933
怎么是依然在永远的神啊

637
00:28:00,700 --> 00:28:03,366
为什么不是咪呀咪呀永远的神

638
00:28:03,366 --> 00:28:05,533
喝少的时候看不到你

639
00:28:05,533 --> 00:28:07,899
喝多的时候还不夸夸我

640
00:28:07,900 --> 00:28:10,466
哈哈哈醉酒后都能看出来的丑

641
00:28:10,466 --> 00:28:13,666
求相悦别别开小号相见打妹打妹啊

642
00:28:14,866 --> 00:28:16,399
谁能拒绝美亚米亚

643
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,466
国语v哥们第一个不服

644
00:28:18,733 --> 00:28:21,366
美亚米亚评论弗雷尔卓德

645
00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:23,333
没听说过呀对吧

646
00:28:23,333 --> 00:28:25,599
边缘区不是边缘区吗

647
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:26,966
难道不是吗

648
00:28:27,133 --> 00:28:28,333
看看舌头

649
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,266
呃换个皮给你们看看啊

650
00:28:30,266 --> 00:28:32,399
但是你们看不到烫的样子

651
00:28:32,733 --> 00:28:34,799
换个衣服给你们看一下

652
00:28:38,866 --> 00:28:41,499
谢谢血红妖月的烟花棒耶

653
00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:42,766
红豆你爱哩个抖

654
00:28:42,933 --> 00:28:44,733
你是哪里来的烟花棒

655
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,700
哦我知道了你是领的那个b l s

656
00:28:47,966 --> 00:28:49,266
给你们看一下

657
00:28:52,133 --> 00:28:53,699
这大概在什么地方

658
00:28:53,700 --> 00:28:56,666
哎呀哈哈大概在什么地方

659
00:28:57,133 --> 00:28:58,666
我想帮艳艳舔伤口

660
00:28:58,666 --> 00:29:00,166
别恶心我土豆雷

661
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:02,100
能不能装的像个人样一样

662
00:29:03,300 --> 00:29:06,400
上个人啊求求人别挡鬼上

663
00:29:08,466 --> 00:29:09,799
在这里啊在这里

664
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:10,766
我们描个边吧

665
00:29:10,766 --> 00:29:12,933
然后大家给我望闻问切一下

666
00:29:12,933 --> 00:29:14,099
什么时候能好

667
00:29:16,300 --> 00:29:18,100
我的烟花爆再不送过期了

668
00:29:18,100 --> 00:29:21,266
好好好我现在就来要看要看喏

669
00:29:22,500 --> 00:29:23,400
这里这里

670
00:29:25,566 --> 00:29:27,066
这里嗯

671
00:29:31,566 --> 00:29:32,466
这个地方

672
00:29:33,266 --> 00:29:35,133
烫的特别大一块

673
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:40,366
就这里很疼

674
00:29:41,166 --> 00:29:42,933
谢谢土豆雷的贝克拉呀

675
00:29:42,933 --> 00:29:45,366
谢谢你成为了我的付费粉丝团成员

676
00:29:45,366 --> 00:29:46,699
我会让你爱的感动

677
00:29:47,700 --> 00:29:49,300
看了一下情况比较严重

678
00:29:49,300 --> 00:29:52,800
这一天天啊那我就不能给你们直播了

679
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,866
以后都是哑哑巴小咪了

680
00:29:56,300 --> 00:29:59,333
哎那以后都是哑巴小咪了

681
00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:01,466
谁吐舌头谁也关注了喵

682
00:30:02,466 --> 00:30:02,966
坏了我好

683
00:30:02,966 --> 00:30:03,899
像没开勋章

684
00:30:03,900 --> 00:30:05,466
你就是没开勋章哎

685
00:30:05,466 --> 00:30:07,399
哎呀其实你不应该开勋章的

686
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:08,900
开勋章人家就会觉得

687
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,466
主播跟你打combo了

688
00:30:10,466 --> 00:30:12,733
你不开勋章的话显得像个纯路人

689
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:14,333
切了能充吗

690
00:30:14,333 --> 00:30:15,466
别恶心我

691
00:30:15,700 --> 00:30:18,000
我来看我来看烟花爆了

692
00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:20,966
你这个地方我用PS帮你修好了

693
00:30:22,333 --> 00:30:25,533
嗯那个那个什么是吧

694
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:27,600
脑瘫是吧

695
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:30,466
你把我的脑瘫用PS修好了可爱心

696
00:30:33,533 --> 00:30:35,333
我忽然发现你这个模型变了

697
00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:37,133
是我以前的衣服捏

698
00:30:38,866 --> 00:30:41,266
我来找一下我自己啊我自己在虚拟

699
00:30:41,266 --> 00:30:43,766
主播去什么地方哇这也太靠下了吧

700
00:30:44,866 --> 00:30:46,766
主播这人气也烂完

701
00:30:48,700 --> 00:30:49,700
我来看啦

702
00:30:49,700 --> 00:30:52,200
我进到直播间里嗯嗯

703
00:30:55,166 --> 00:30:55,999
喵喵

704
00:30:56,766 --> 00:30:58,733
主播不不睡觉吗

705
00:30:58,733 --> 00:31:00,066
哦我在张大爷

706
00:31:00,066 --> 00:31:01,566
哦这边是白天

707
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:06,066
谢谢阳光的烟花爆捏

708
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:07,333
奥利给到内

709
00:31:08,166 --> 00:31:11,133
就一个哈哈哈就一个

710
00:31:11,133 --> 00:31:12,599
然后在另一个过期了

711
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:14,533
这个模型说话嘴巴不会动

712
00:31:14,533 --> 00:31:15,599
也会动的

713
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:17,266
我走了拜拜你

714
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:19,400
嗯嗯拜拜酱

715
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,533
欢迎大头晚上好

716
00:31:24,700 --> 00:31:27,066
哎呀稍微咬一咬吧

717
00:31:27,066 --> 00:31:28,199
欢迎水果王

718
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:30,600
他是想炊烟

719
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:33,100
白天睡觉我裤子也不是不行了

720
00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:34,900
白天睡觉然后晚上上班

721
00:31:35,066 --> 00:31:35,866
催美颜妙

722
00:31:35,866 --> 00:31:37,699
午休其实我刚睡醒

723
00:31:38,066 --> 00:31:40,499
我已经没有上午可言了

724
00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:42,966
我每天都睡到中午才醒

725
00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:46,900
10点左右醒就算是比较早的时间了

726
00:31:47,766 --> 00:31:48,766
太好的人了

727
00:31:48,766 --> 00:31:51,866
哈哈哈你喝多了胡言乱语是吧

728
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,900
不能发狗头膈应耶耶了

729
00:31:54,900 --> 00:31:55,866
呃呃呃

730
00:31:56,733 --> 00:31:58,199
非要装逼有是吧

731
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:00,333
有一种这个这个这个什么

732
00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:02,700
劝人从良的快感是吧

733
00:32:03,133 --> 00:32:05,699
别提了我现在觉得发狗头的

734
00:32:05,900 --> 00:32:07,333
真的好多好多

735
00:32:07,333 --> 00:32:08,533
真人啊对吧

736
00:32:08,533 --> 00:32:10,299
搁一个然后那个什么

737
00:32:10,466 --> 00:32:12,533
点出来一个肯定有剩的

738
00:32:12,933 --> 00:32:14,333
但是都怪这个

739
00:32:14,333 --> 00:32:15,066
米亚米亚

740
00:32:15,066 --> 00:32:17,899
追第五人格比赛又不是天天打

741
00:32:18,166 --> 00:32:19,299
又不不怪我

742
00:32:19,300 --> 00:32:21,166
那我下班都什么时候了

743
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:24,066
我中午场你从来都没来看过

744
00:32:24,066 --> 00:32:26,166
还能怪我追第五人格比赛

745
00:32:26,300 --> 00:32:27,566
而这个这个

746
00:32:27,866 --> 00:32:30,199
嗯不是这么这么一回事啊

747
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:33,333
这基本上每天下播的都12点多

748
00:32:33,333 --> 00:32:34,899
然后接近1点了

749
00:32:35,933 --> 00:32:37,699
然后再再稍微吃点东西

750
00:32:37,700 --> 00:32:39,133
那不就得2点多了吗

751
00:32:39,133 --> 00:32:41,966
2点多就睡觉睡到10点很正常吧

752
00:32:42,066 --> 00:32:44,099
这不是很健康很完美的

753
00:32:44,100 --> 00:32:46,900
又上班又干活的作息吗

754
00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:49,499
哼哈哈哈

755
00:32:50,066 --> 00:32:51,466
你们都不懂

756
00:32:51,566 --> 00:32:55,666
喵喵喵喵喵啊喵呜啊

757
00:33:01,166 --> 00:33:02,666
动物园就是一坨

758
00:33:02,666 --> 00:33:04,066
呃呃主播不要碰

759
00:33:04,066 --> 00:33:05,466
没事已经碰完了

760
00:33:05,466 --> 00:33:06,933
我又没拿动物园引流

761
00:33:06,933 --> 00:33:07,799
没关系的

762
00:33:08,100 --> 00:33:09,000
没野没野

763
00:33:15,666 --> 00:33:18,199
大家都不会看看那个

764
00:33:18,666 --> 00:33:21,399
就在看直播的时候看公告吗

765
00:33:22,733 --> 00:33:23,666
米亚米亚

766
00:33:23,666 --> 00:33:27,766
烟门提出每天晚上2点睡觉很健康

767
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,733
我明天成年今天能不能打钱

768
00:33:30,733 --> 00:33:32,066
理论上来说不行啊

769
00:33:32,066 --> 00:33:32,666
但是

770
00:33:32,666 --> 00:33:36,266
实际上来说你明天成年的话今天打钱

771
00:33:36,300 --> 00:33:37,566
那你到了明天

772
00:33:37,566 --> 00:33:39,533
你就你就你就退不了了呀

773
00:33:39,533 --> 00:33:40,333
所以说

774
00:33:40,700 --> 00:33:43,533
在主播的角度来说是可以打的

775
00:33:43,533 --> 00:33:44,866
但是在你的角度来说

776
00:33:44,866 --> 00:33:46,099
你今天还是未成年

777
00:33:46,100 --> 00:33:47,566
所以建议还是不要打

778
00:33:47,900 --> 00:33:49,500
那眼神好呢

779
00:33:50,533 --> 00:33:53,533
引点萌萌人吧家人们引点萌萌人吧

780
00:33:53,533 --> 00:33:54,466
引点那个

781
00:33:54,533 --> 00:33:55,933
先用可爱的皮套

782
00:33:55,933 --> 00:33:57,499
还有这个可爱的声音啊

783
00:33:57,500 --> 00:33:58,500
把他们引过来

784
00:33:58,500 --> 00:33:59,566
然后等等

785
00:33:59,566 --> 00:34:02,099
我什么时候直播间同阶超过500的时候

786
00:34:02,100 --> 00:34:03,300
我再在直播间里

787
00:34:03,366 --> 00:34:04,999
狂放动物园歌曲啊

788
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,866
这个重铸动物园荣光

789
00:34:06,866 --> 00:34:07,466
这个是吧

790
00:34:07,466 --> 00:34:10,266
我们这款好像是可以回送的

791
00:34:10,266 --> 00:34:11,333
应该是不行的

792
00:34:11,333 --> 00:34:13,766
因为那个那个谁努力的凌风

793
00:34:13,766 --> 00:34:16,266
他不就赶在自己成年之前申请的吗

794
00:34:16,366 --> 00:34:19,299
对吧谢谢淘淘开了这个好日

795
00:34:19,300 --> 00:34:21,933
打call和牛蛙获得雅丽感动

796
00:34:21,933 --> 00:34:22,966
感谢支持

797
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:25,133
送点垃圾那也挺好的

798
00:34:25,133 --> 00:34:25,933
谢谢你

799
00:34:26,700 --> 00:34:28,266
你现在想要某某人了

800
00:34:28,266 --> 00:34:32,333
不是不是我开玩笑的开玩笑的哈哈哈

801
00:34:32,700 --> 00:34:34,100
我开玩笑的啊

802
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,533
切割原始嫣嫣人是吧

803
00:34:36,533 --> 00:34:37,766
谁切割你了

804
00:34:37,766 --> 00:34:39,599
我操你怎么就对吧

805
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:41,733
都什么年代还得当传统某某人

806
00:34:41,733 --> 00:34:42,399
谁说我的嫣

807
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,133
嫣人就不是某某人的一种了

808
00:34:44,133 --> 00:34:46,799
只要是喜欢主播都是某某人是吧我就

809
00:34:47,100 --> 00:34:49,533
蒙古人的定义真的越来越那个什么了

810
00:34:49,533 --> 00:34:50,899
越来越越来越

811
00:34:51,300 --> 00:34:52,100
宽泛了

812
00:34:52,100 --> 00:34:54,366
我现在觉得就是你你真心喜欢主播

813
00:34:54,366 --> 00:34:56,699
你都你都挺萌的你都挺好的

814
00:34:56,700 --> 00:34:58,000
哈哈哈

815
00:34:59,100 --> 00:35:00,400
为什么我主播

816
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:01,766
我看你的直播的时候

817
00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:03,099
满脑子都是你的声音

818
00:35:03,100 --> 00:35:05,533
因为我在你耳朵边上说话呀

819
00:35:05,533 --> 00:35:07,899
那可不满脑子都是我的声音咋

820
00:35:09,266 --> 00:35:10,533
谁要切割你们

821
00:35:10,533 --> 00:35:12,133
你们哪哪听到主播

822
00:35:12,133 --> 00:35:14,066
主播主播要切割你们

823
00:35:16,666 --> 00:35:18,099
不是我是开玩笑的

824
00:35:18,100 --> 00:35:19,400
你们有没有听主播说

825
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:21,166
那个打算引点某某人

826
00:35:21,166 --> 00:35:22,733
然后等到500通街的时候

827
00:35:22,733 --> 00:35:23,933
给他们狠放动物园

828
00:35:23,933 --> 00:35:25,866
让他们接受精神震撼了

829
00:35:27,366 --> 00:35:31,066
就主播这种路子能做大才有鬼呢

830
00:35:31,066 --> 00:35:32,199
对吧对吧

831
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:35,333
人家进来想看一个可爱的小猫

832
00:35:35,333 --> 00:35:37,199
哪怕没活就卖卖萌啊

833
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:40,366
叫叫宝贝什么亲亲什么什么之类的

834
00:35:40,533 --> 00:35:41,333
对吧

835
00:35:42,266 --> 00:35:45,133
就就叫叫这种叫叫这种然后然后对吧

836
00:35:45,133 --> 00:35:46,733
大家可能就喜欢啊

837
00:35:46,733 --> 00:35:48,666
给你打米这皮套真萌呀

838
00:35:48,666 --> 00:35:50,133
然后就给你狠狠打米

839
00:35:50,700 --> 00:35:53,266
那但是主播不行啊主播绷不住啊

840
00:35:53,266 --> 00:35:55,499
主播说这3句话脱不脱不了

841
00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:58,166
这抽象老嗨的味这辈子都记了

842
00:35:58,166 --> 00:35:59,299
都完蛋了

843
00:35:59,300 --> 00:36:00,600
都怪互联网

844
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:03,333
让我没办法做一个可爱的女孩子啦

845
00:36:03,333 --> 00:36:04,133
讨厌

846
00:36:04,933 --> 00:36:08,799
已经丧失了无数的这什么优先择偶权

847
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:09,666
现在又丧

848
00:36:09,666 --> 00:36:13,166
失了这个被被某某人喜欢的权利激

849
00:36:16,066 --> 00:36:17,899
别当Homo小鬼啊好

850
00:36:17,900 --> 00:36:19,933
吧这个这个别当Homo小鬼

851
00:36:19,933 --> 00:36:22,766
我现在就是很讨厌我以前

852
00:36:22,900 --> 00:36:23,933
这个这个这个

853
00:36:23,933 --> 00:36:26,533
18年左右那个Homo梗刚

854
00:36:26,766 --> 00:36:28,799
刚刚兴起来的时候对吧

855
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:31,400
感觉大家这么说话都贼潮流啊

856
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,566
太帅了这这么说话真棒

857
00:36:33,566 --> 00:36:35,999
然后我就我也老这么说话呀

858
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,100
但是怎么说呢

859
00:36:37,100 --> 00:36:41,333
就是我今天群里主主播说要安静哦

860
00:36:41,333 --> 00:36:43,399
我没说要安静啊

861
00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:45,666
什么情况

862
00:36:47,333 --> 00:36:48,466
这个这个这个

863
00:36:48,866 --> 00:36:50,533
以前我就老跟着玩

864
00:36:50,533 --> 00:36:51,966
什么什么昏睡红茶啊

865
00:36:51,966 --> 00:36:53,266
只有红茶可以玩

866
00:36:53,266 --> 00:36:55,899
什么大喜什么小饼干之类的这些

867
00:36:56,066 --> 00:36:58,133
而打字都已经是这个感觉了

868
00:36:58,133 --> 00:37:00,899
但是我不知道这个梗还能在文艺复兴

869
00:37:00,933 --> 00:37:03,199
就就已经过去了三四年

870
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:06,000
忽然就有一堆人都在都在玩这个

871
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,966
乱梗啊但凡是什么手工视频里

872
00:37:08,966 --> 00:37:11,366
看到个棕色的就啊快点端上来吧

873
00:37:11,366 --> 00:37:12,466
什么洗啊

874
00:37:12,533 --> 00:37:13,999
然后然后这个这个这个

875
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,700
但凡是做饭视频啊

876
00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:18,366
稍微哪一步呢是颜色深了点就啊

877
00:37:18,366 --> 00:37:19,999
雪括号男士

878
00:37:20,066 --> 00:37:20,366
不是

879
00:37:20,366 --> 00:37:23,066
你能不能人家人家正正经经看个视频

880
00:37:23,066 --> 00:37:24,299
你天天在那KY

881
00:37:24,333 --> 00:37:26,066
对吧就很无语对吧

882
00:37:26,066 --> 00:37:27,999
互联网我丈母娘你

883
00:37:28,133 --> 00:37:31,199
多少某某人的生活都他妈毁了

884
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:32,200
哈哈哈

885
00:37:32,266 --> 00:37:35,999
谢谢默默的打扣牛蛙你看锻炼对吧

886
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,366
主播不要在这里抱怨互联网害你抽象

887
00:37:38,366 --> 00:37:40,966
那怎么样互联网还能抱抱怨米燕蜜啊

888
00:37:40,966 --> 00:37:42,666
让自己变得抽象啊

889
00:37:43,300 --> 00:37:44,166
泡沫啥意思

890
00:37:44,166 --> 00:37:45,399
一种一种文化

891
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,700
其实也不是通玩这梗的人都不是通啊

892
00:37:47,700 --> 00:37:50,366
不像是淋雨虽然是一个女性的语言

893
00:37:50,366 --> 00:37:53,299
但是玩这个淋雨的一般都是通对

894
00:37:54,966 --> 00:37:58,399
为什么不用这些时间来端正你的品格

895
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:01,400
经典这个呃无用的这个上升

896
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,066
那么你你上升干嘛呀

897
00:38:04,066 --> 00:38:05,566
你别别这么上升了

898
00:38:05,566 --> 00:38:07,466
我错了我的问题

899
00:38:07,466 --> 00:38:09,966
我的我的追求太短浅了

900
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,066
我的我的嗯

901
00:38:14,333 --> 00:38:16,999
为什么不用这些时间端正你的品格

902
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,366
那你为什么看我的时间对吧

903
00:38:19,366 --> 00:38:21,766
蹲在我直播间的时间不用来

904
00:38:21,933 --> 00:38:23,599
提高你的学业呢

905
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:27,366
我们都是半斤八两的人总要有娱乐嘛

906
00:38:27,466 --> 00:38:28,366
怎么办嘛

907
00:38:28,666 --> 00:38:29,766
谁做什么事情

908
00:38:29,766 --> 00:38:32,333
也不可能一直站在那个道德制高点

909
00:38:32,333 --> 00:38:34,499
做事呀对吧嗯

910
00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:38,733
欢迎回忆你的你的

911
00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:40,266
好敷衍啊

912
00:38:40,266 --> 00:38:41,866
没没没敷衍

913
00:38:43,100 --> 00:38:45,700
啊没没没真没地别的女人

914
00:38:45,700 --> 00:38:47,133
你相信我对吧

915
00:38:47,133 --> 00:38:49,299
虽然我只是送了他贝克拉

916
00:38:49,300 --> 00:38:51,733
但是这个今晚我还是回你家

917
00:38:51,733 --> 00:38:53,366
所以明晚就不一定了

918
00:38:53,366 --> 00:38:55,199
嗯对吧哈哈哈

919
00:38:55,466 --> 00:38:58,866
对吧一个小电视就当我给你赔罪吧

920
00:38:58,866 --> 00:39:01,199
这个老婆老婆这个什么什么

921
00:39:01,366 --> 00:39:04,099
那句话那首歌怎么唱来着啊对

922
00:39:06,566 --> 00:39:07,799
不过某种印象

923
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:10,333
我觉得因为本来就是解构式的文化

924
00:39:10,333 --> 00:39:12,166
出警版本本身也不好

925
00:39:12,466 --> 00:39:13,099
这

926
00:39:13,100 --> 00:39:15,733
开拍行为的话其实不如出警开拍本身

927
00:39:15,733 --> 00:39:18,366
所以我也没有说去举办弹幕啊之类的

928
00:39:18,366 --> 00:39:20,199
我只觉得就就

929
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:23,533
就怎么说呢

930
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:28,500
在懂的小圈子里面玩这个梗

931
00:39:28,500 --> 00:39:29,800
感觉很帅很酷啊

932
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,166
但是你不懂的话你去玩这个就感觉

933
00:39:32,466 --> 00:39:33,266
嗯

934
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:36,866
不管什么群体

935
00:39:36,866 --> 00:39:38,966
然后到处刷跟

936
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,900
视频本身或者怎么样无关的就

937
00:39:42,100 --> 00:39:43,166
量一旦很大

938
00:39:43,166 --> 00:39:44,866
尤其是这种呃

939
00:39:44,933 --> 00:39:47,066
这种文化跟做饭就是

940
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:49,900
丰满牛不相及这种情况下

941
00:39:49,933 --> 00:39:50,733
然后

942
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:53,733
反正会很多路人都不喜欢

943
00:39:55,066 --> 00:39:55,999
k y是啥

944
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,133
就是不读空气不读空气的一种行为

945
00:39:59,266 --> 00:40:00,699
就是比如说

946
00:40:00,700 --> 00:40:03,000
你在我的舰长群里面发直播间号

947
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,333
比如说123456啊

948
00:40:04,333 --> 00:40:06,499
快来看看这个虚拟主播今天刚开播

949
00:40:06,500 --> 00:40:07,266
太好看了

950
00:40:07,266 --> 00:40:08,599
大家都来给他上舰长了

951
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:09,966
咱别看米叶米亚了

952
00:40:09,966 --> 00:40:12,366
这个就是一种k y行为啊对

953
00:40:14,333 --> 00:40:15,599
大猫晚上好

954
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:17,733
猪螃蟹晚上好捏

955
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:20,000
小猫咪晚安呢

956
00:40:21,166 --> 00:40:22,333
每晚都不一定

957
00:40:22,333 --> 00:40:24,166
我要去大猫猫直播间睡觉

958
00:40:24,166 --> 00:40:25,666
你你听电音睡觉

959
00:40:25,666 --> 00:40:27,333
那你还真有个呃呃的

960
00:40:30,300 --> 00:40:32,000
解构式的文化叫做

961
00:40:32,166 --> 00:40:34,133
我刚才想到一个什么东西来着

962
00:40:34,133 --> 00:40:35,133
我忘记了

963
00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:37,766
主播能不能有点风格

964
00:40:37,766 --> 00:40:39,133
没有啊没有没有没有

965
00:40:39,133 --> 00:40:39,766
对吧对吧

966
00:40:39,766 --> 00:40:40,333
主播主播

967
00:40:40,333 --> 00:40:42,733
都当都当互联网女主播了对吧

968
00:40:42,733 --> 00:40:44,399
哈哈哈

969
00:40:44,733 --> 00:40:47,066
主播主播都当互联网女主播了

970
00:40:47,066 --> 00:40:49,266
怎么怎么怎么怎么风骨呢对吧

971
00:40:52,166 --> 00:40:53,533
我一开始还跟大家解释

972
00:40:53,533 --> 00:40:56,533
我说我这个是聊天电台那种啊

973
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:57,866
然后他们问我

974
00:40:59,100 --> 00:41:02,300
啊是那种谁进来每个观众进来就

975
00:41:02,366 --> 00:41:04,099
就是过来主播就要叫啊

976
00:41:04,100 --> 00:41:06,200
叫老公叫哥哥那种啊

977
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:10,166
啊今天晚上要去哪里呢

978
00:41:11,066 --> 00:41:13,133
不如就在这里留下吧

979
00:41:13,266 --> 00:41:14,799
这是那种直播间吗

980
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:17,733
然后我说呃不不是的不是的

981
00:41:17,900 --> 00:41:21,300
然后他说啊那是那种就是摸麦克风

982
00:41:21,300 --> 00:41:23,366
然后拿着什么什么羽毛啊什么的

983
00:41:23,366 --> 00:41:24,366
拿个人头麦

984
00:41:24,366 --> 00:41:25,166
然后在那边

985
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:30,700
睡得好吗

986
00:41:31,266 --> 00:41:33,666
我说不不不也不是那种也不是那种

987
00:41:33,666 --> 00:41:36,299
他说那是那种深夜的

988
00:41:37,766 --> 00:41:39,199
啊晚上好

989
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:42,100
欢迎来到22894962

990
00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:44,766
我是今天的情感主持人咪呀咪啊

991
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,500
我们今天的话题是

992
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:47,733
如何应对

993
00:41:47,733 --> 00:41:49,066
前男友分手后

994
00:41:49,066 --> 00:41:51,799
跟我的现男友在一起了这种问题呢

995
00:41:52,733 --> 00:41:53,533
然后

996
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:55,000
嗯

997
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:57,566
然后我说啊也不是这种也不是

998
00:41:57,566 --> 00:41:59,933
他说那还哪种啊女主播不就这种吗

999
00:42:00,166 --> 00:42:03,766
我说不不不不是露脸也不是哎哎就就

1000
00:42:04,300 --> 00:42:08,366
也不是跳舞的我不会跳钢管也不会

1001
00:42:08,566 --> 00:42:09,499
也不会唱歌

1002
00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:11,533
他说啊那你是带货的

1003
00:42:11,733 --> 00:42:14,066
走过路过乡亲们不要错过

1004
00:42:14,066 --> 00:42:16,066
今天新人主播第一天带货啊

1005
00:42:16,066 --> 00:42:18,766
来呈上我们今天的第一件商品

1006
00:42:18,866 --> 00:42:20,699
这个米叶面特调橙汁啊

1007
00:42:20,700 --> 00:42:22,500
这个买不了吃亏买不了上当

1008
00:42:22,500 --> 00:42:25,800
这个原价19块9现在仅需9.9元啊

1009
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:28,000
我说哎呦呦呦不是那种啊

1010
00:42:28,100 --> 00:42:30,966
然后他说嗯嗯

1011
00:42:31,133 --> 00:42:32,333
还有别的主播

1012
00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:33,733
嗯

1013
00:42:33,733 --> 00:42:40,099
我说嗯对我是我平常的时候聊聊天

1014
00:42:40,266 --> 00:42:43,099
呃然后他说那你聊什么话题啊

1015
00:42:43,133 --> 00:42:46,666
我说呃聊聊生活里的事情

1016
00:42:46,733 --> 00:42:49,599
聊聊那个二二次元

1017
00:42:49,966 --> 00:42:51,366
啊二次元你知道吗

1018
00:42:51,366 --> 00:42:53,133
就那个二次元

1019
00:42:53,133 --> 00:42:55,366
他说啊跟小孩谈动画片啊

1020
00:42:55,366 --> 00:42:56,933
那你这跟幼教有什么差别啊

1021
00:42:56,933 --> 00:42:57,733
这个这个

1022
00:42:57,866 --> 00:43:00,299
你你啊对小孩晚上能看直播吗

1023
00:43:00,300 --> 00:43:01,700
你那边不是有时差吗

1024
00:43:01,700 --> 00:43:04,400
那你白天播的话他们不都睡觉了吗

1025
00:43:04,533 --> 00:43:05,333
我说

1026
00:43:05,900 --> 00:43:11,066
嗯差差差不多对对对对对嗯嗯嗯嗯

1027
00:43:12,733 --> 00:43:13,533
他说

1028
00:43:14,100 --> 00:43:16,300
那你平常的时候他们知道你在干嘛吗

1029
00:43:16,300 --> 00:43:18,933
我说嗯一定程度上是是知道的

1030
00:43:18,933 --> 00:43:20,099
对是知道的

1031
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:22,600
说那那你你怎么知道啊

1032
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,200
你有那个啊

1033
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:26,766
我知道像那个那个那个谁呀

1034
00:43:26,766 --> 00:43:27,599
像那个

1035
00:43:27,666 --> 00:43:30,533
抖音上面有一个叫什么博主来着

1036
00:43:30,866 --> 00:43:32,299
我都我都知道他要说谁

1037
00:43:32,300 --> 00:43:33,700
但我不知道那个人叫什么名字

1038
00:43:33,700 --> 00:43:36,800
啊啊啊没错没错是的是的

1039
00:43:36,866 --> 00:43:38,566
他说啊我还没说是谁呢

1040
00:43:38,566 --> 00:43:39,566
你怎么就知道了

1041
00:43:39,566 --> 00:43:41,866
他说我说他那个太高级了

1042
00:43:42,333 --> 00:43:44,866
他说不就是一动画吗有什么高级的

1043
00:43:44,866 --> 00:43:45,966
我说嗯

1044
00:43:48,333 --> 00:43:49,999
我是只骗人

1045
00:43:50,066 --> 00:43:50,866
他说

1046
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:54,300
你是不是动画片看傻了把脑子看疯了

1047
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:56,566
然后从此之后我就

1048
00:43:56,966 --> 00:43:59,566
不再跟我的现充朋友讨论我的职业了

1049
00:43:59,566 --> 00:44:01,499
然后我跟他们说我在兼职

1050
00:44:01,766 --> 00:44:04,666
他们说什么网络兼职刷单不行吧

1051
00:44:04,666 --> 00:44:05,799
那都是犯法的

1052
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:07,100
你别出租银行卡呀

1053
00:44:07,100 --> 00:44:09,466
这个东西留学生每年都有被骗的

1054
00:44:09,500 --> 00:44:11,100
我说啊不是我在

1055
00:44:11,266 --> 00:44:13,699
我在做在网上做跳钢管舞的

1056
00:44:13,700 --> 00:44:16,666
女主播他们说啊我知道我知道

1057
00:44:16,666 --> 00:44:18,266
那个来钱很快对吧

1058
00:44:18,300 --> 00:44:21,566
有没有榜一大哥有没有大哥我说

1059
00:44:23,533 --> 00:44:25,199
有有有很多很多

1060
00:44:25,466 --> 00:44:28,566
哎行啊看你不声不响的

1061
00:44:28,566 --> 00:44:31,666
现在知道知道知道跳钢管舞掉大哥了

1062
00:44:31,666 --> 00:44:32,966
厉害呀

1063
00:44:34,366 --> 00:44:35,666
我说嗯

1064
00:44:37,466 --> 00:44:40,466
然后我就不太跟他们聊天了你知道吧

1065
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:42,900
主播为什么天天封妹

1066
00:44:42,900 --> 00:44:45,066
新一发布我不知道呀

1067
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,266
有没有可能是国王的心意

1068
00:44:47,266 --> 00:44:49,999
主播随缘大佬谢谢娘娘的10朵小花呀

1069
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,066
或者你爱一个

1070
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:53,566
谢谢谢谢你喜欢的主播

1071
00:44:53,566 --> 00:44:55,666
今天整了大活贴吧差评如潮

1072
00:44:55,666 --> 00:44:56,966
能不能描述一下这个

1073
00:44:56,966 --> 00:44:58,699
烂货到底有多烂呢

1074
00:44:59,366 --> 00:45:02,066
别看贴吧了贴吧好评如潮就看贴吧

1075
00:45:02,066 --> 00:45:02,966
贴吧差评如潮

1076
00:45:02,966 --> 00:45:06,499
你就你就你就你就你就别看了是吧

1077
00:45:06,733 --> 00:45:10,133
这么说总感觉要在背后传奇怪的谣言

1078
00:45:10,133 --> 00:45:10,933
嗯

1079
00:45:12,466 --> 00:45:14,566
那怎么办吧我又解释不明白

1080
00:45:14,566 --> 00:45:14,799
现在

1081
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:16,900
我家里面的人都觉得我是在网上跳钢

1082
00:45:16,900 --> 00:45:17,866
管舞的

1083
00:45:20,933 --> 00:45:23,899
希望虚拟主播行业早日做大做强

1084
00:45:23,900 --> 00:45:26,333
让我们这些扮演只骗人的人可以

1085
00:45:26,666 --> 00:45:29,499
真正的在现实社会中抬起头来呀

1086
00:45:29,500 --> 00:45:30,300
对吧

1087
00:45:30,700 --> 00:45:32,300
希望大家不要再对我们

1088
00:45:32,300 --> 00:45:33,800
有一些奇怪的误解

1089
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:36,333
和呃印象了嗯对

1090
00:45:37,666 --> 00:45:40,566
你就说你是搞网络诈骗的那不行啊

1091
00:45:40,566 --> 00:45:42,366
这个这个这个这个这个

1092
00:45:42,366 --> 00:45:43,933
这是犯法的是吧

1093
00:45:44,066 --> 00:45:47,299
希望这个行业早点被世人所知啊

1094
00:45:47,300 --> 00:45:48,100
就不要

1095
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:51,866
不要让我们这个隐隐藏身份啊对吧

1096
00:45:52,533 --> 00:45:53,966
说两句话就有人打

1097
00:45:53,966 --> 00:45:56,999
比如你不布置背景就把绿幕拿出来放

1098
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:57,966
你也可以啊

1099
00:45:57,966 --> 00:45:58,699
我上次

1100
00:45:58,700 --> 00:46:00,700
自拍的时候就把绿幕拿出来放了

1101
00:46:00,700 --> 00:46:01,933
你就圆吗

1102
00:46:01,933 --> 00:46:03,733
怎么圆都行了对吧

1103
00:46:04,166 --> 00:46:06,599
让他们来看我跳钢管舞是吧

1104
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:08,700
发现这个钢管都我自带的

1105
00:46:08,933 --> 00:46:11,499
做大做强还有人看主播这种小

1106
00:46:11,500 --> 00:46:13,933
v吗等做大做强时候主播早v呀

1107
00:46:13,933 --> 00:46:17,133
那我估计对吧你这都是些啥观众啊

1108
00:46:17,133 --> 00:46:17,733
没有这

1109
00:46:17,733 --> 00:46:19,799
这个来我直播间看过的人

1110
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:21,800
他们应该还是挺了解的

1111
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:23,166
对吧就是

1112
00:46:23,566 --> 00:46:26,666
虚拟主播做大做强以后的现充朋友

1113
00:46:26,666 --> 00:46:27,466
必然

1114
00:46:27,700 --> 00:46:30,366
啊所以你就是那个在网上

1115
00:46:30,966 --> 00:46:33,533
扮演只骗人的

1116
00:46:34,333 --> 00:46:38,333
骗钱的那个哦我说哦对对对对

1117
00:46:38,966 --> 00:46:42,599
他说对着屏幕自言自语好玩吗

1118
00:46:43,333 --> 00:46:46,399
我说有的时候还挺难的但是

1119
00:46:46,733 --> 00:46:48,166
应该还行吧

1120
00:46:49,466 --> 00:46:52,799
说你们平常都都都都怎么起话题啊

1121
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:54,066
就我说不出来话啊

1122
00:46:54,066 --> 00:46:56,199
我希望被问到的是这种这种东西

1123
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:58,766
而不是你是不是在网上跳钢管舞的你

1124
00:46:58,766 --> 00:47:01,666
你带的货能不能给我进价进价

1125
00:47:01,666 --> 00:47:04,199
进价卖给我一下之类的这种啊

1126
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:05,000
对吧

1127
00:47:05,900 --> 00:47:08,966
还是看主播在线电棍考俩总督

1128
00:47:08,966 --> 00:47:09,799
比较有意思

1129
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:12,066
那俩总督都在我给你演一场呗

1130
00:47:12,066 --> 00:47:14,999
那不行这是付费环节

1131
00:47:16,766 --> 00:47:19,099
哦你是搞热水器骗米的呀

1132
00:47:19,100 --> 00:47:20,400
不是我对吧

1133
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:21,200
这个这个

1134
00:47:21,533 --> 00:47:21,866
我

1135
00:47:21,866 --> 00:47:24,533
我现在都会观察一下我朋友看什么呀

1136
00:47:24,533 --> 00:47:25,799
这个看看

1137
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,366
看看a的

1138
00:47:27,366 --> 00:47:29,733
我都不会跟他们说我是虚拟主播啊

1139
00:47:29,733 --> 00:47:32,333
因为这个挺吓人的对吧

1140
00:47:32,333 --> 00:47:35,599
万一这个既有核观念又没有核观念

1141
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:37,733
万一给我整实名上网了就完了

1142
00:47:37,733 --> 00:47:39,666
而且他万一问我哇

1143
00:47:39,666 --> 00:47:42,166
你自己在家3D动补跳舞啊

1144
00:47:42,166 --> 00:47:44,699
我就很难回答他是吧对吧

1145
00:47:44,700 --> 00:47:46,700
因为我只是一个纸片人

1146
00:47:46,700 --> 00:47:48,366
我会被狠狠的踩头

1147
00:47:48,366 --> 00:47:50,466
甚至连踩头都不够溶解

1148
00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:51,700
3D的纸片人

1149
00:47:51,700 --> 00:47:54,200
怎么能踩到2D的纸片人头上呢

1150
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:57,300
我们都不在一个位面对吧

1151
00:47:57,300 --> 00:48:00,866
他一脚就穿过了无数个2D的我这不好

1152
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:02,266
然后看他

1153
00:48:02,266 --> 00:48:04,366
反正我也不会跟他们说我是虚拟主播

1154
00:48:04,366 --> 00:48:05,199
呀对吧

1155
00:48:06,266 --> 00:48:07,899
怕他们天天觉得我在网上

1156
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:13,133
小飞捏起了拳头憋红了脸

1157
00:48:13,133 --> 00:48:16,799
却只能小声的说一句你坏死了

1158
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:20,066
喵他们怕我怕他们天天认为我是干

1159
00:48:21,466 --> 00:48:22,966
我挺害怕的

1160
00:48:23,333 --> 00:48:25,366
你说自己是人类灵魂工程师

1161
00:48:25,366 --> 00:48:27,533
那也太给自己脸上贴金了吧

1162
00:48:27,533 --> 00:48:29,199
还工程师呢对吧

1163
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:30,900
有没有看烟的

1164
00:48:30,900 --> 00:48:32,066
肯定没有啊

1165
00:48:35,166 --> 00:48:36,333
一来过老板在吗

1166
00:48:36,333 --> 00:48:37,366
他不在我看了

1167
00:48:37,366 --> 00:48:39,599
我刚才搞活时候看了他他他不在

1168
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:40,966
他在我不敢啊

1169
00:48:41,300 --> 00:48:43,766
你猜最大声音外放

1170
00:48:43,766 --> 00:48:45,933
其实行业内管主播叫老师

1171
00:48:45,933 --> 00:48:46,799
真的吗

1172
00:48:47,466 --> 00:48:48,766
这个燕子骂人好不好

1173
00:48:48,766 --> 00:48:51,199
欢迎搞这个人没好4喵好4喵

1174
00:48:51,666 --> 00:48:53,599
主播我心爱的微包要没了

1175
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:55,466
变成v字抽他嘴巴了是吧

1176
00:48:55,466 --> 00:48:56,699
这不不好说呀

1177
00:48:56,700 --> 00:48:58,966
有点有点有点一次次

1178
00:49:01,166 --> 00:49:02,866
钉子有点逆天了

1179
00:49:03,366 --> 00:49:05,399
你套着那个皮能呼吸不

1180
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:06,466
能看见东西不

1181
00:49:06,466 --> 00:49:09,166
皮套又不是真呼在我的脸上的

1182
00:49:09,166 --> 00:49:11,399
哈哈哈我不能呼吸

1183
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:13,533
每天进直播间都被观众霸凌

1184
00:49:13,533 --> 00:49:14,533
的停止呼吸

1185
00:49:14,533 --> 00:49:15,499
直到我下播

1186
00:49:15,500 --> 00:49:17,800
都不会有任何的这个这个波动了

1187
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:20,800
看他们的2289欣赏

1188
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:22,600
以后别提了那条我已经删掉了

1189
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:24,500
不要再提欣赏灵魂的事了

1190
00:49:24,766 --> 00:49:27,166
太钟爱了写的东西也太黑历史了

1191
00:49:27,166 --> 00:49:29,466
为了防止被人以后当成点

1192
00:49:29,466 --> 00:49:30,699
我已经把那条删掉了

1193
00:49:30,700 --> 00:49:32,533
但其他的兑现记录我还保留着

1194
00:49:32,533 --> 00:49:35,766
那个太太太钟爱了太丢人了

1195
00:49:35,766 --> 00:49:36,999
你们说那个丢人

1196
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,200
我也觉得那丢人我就把他删了

1197
00:49:40,900 --> 00:49:42,966
能给我这冰子磕一个吗

1198
00:49:42,966 --> 00:49:43,333
你还冰

1199
00:49:43,333 --> 00:49:46,266
认冰子做爹跟认贼作父有什么差别啊

1200
00:49:46,266 --> 00:49:48,333
卧槽你还认冰子做爹

1201
00:49:48,333 --> 00:49:50,133
冰子逆天冰子

1202
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:55,333
别点了你们能不能别帮主播传播

1203
00:49:55,333 --> 00:49:56,166
都自己人

1204
00:49:56,166 --> 00:49:58,366
你们在这传播主播的点是吧

1205
00:49:58,366 --> 00:49:59,466
你们小黑烟

1206
00:49:59,466 --> 00:50:01,199
我的天呐你们还开除

1207
00:50:01,733 --> 00:50:02,933
脱个皮热不热

1208
00:50:02,933 --> 00:50:04,866
还挺热的稍微有点

1209
00:50:06,166 --> 00:50:07,366
大家有截图吗

1210
00:50:07,366 --> 00:50:09,933
爬爬爬别笑了啊

1211
00:50:09,933 --> 00:50:11,499
我下播了生气了

1212
00:50:11,500 --> 00:50:12,700
还有3分钟下播了

1213
00:50:12,700 --> 00:50:13,733
马上就走了

1214
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:16,000
还有3分钟下播了

1215
00:50:17,133 --> 00:50:19,099
今天没人玩加班就我走了

1216
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:22,400
再罢给我再罢给我

1217
00:50:22,466 --> 00:50:23,933
真能人工呼吸吗

1218
00:50:23,933 --> 00:50:25,133
不能啊不可能啊

1219
00:50:25,133 --> 00:50:27,499
打卖打卖哦打卖打卖

1220
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:37,000
说出来不太

1221
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:38,800
我昨天晚上被窝里笑出声了

1222
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:40,933
那个每天骑大象吃烤米线的人

1223
00:50:40,933 --> 00:50:42,133
没有资格说我

1224
00:50:42,666 --> 00:50:43,666
主播男的女的

1225
00:50:43,666 --> 00:50:45,133
我是男的我是男的

1226
00:50:45,133 --> 00:50:46,766
嗯八月美肉的女人

1227
00:50:52,933 --> 00:50:55,199
不过感觉我也是会爆炸点的

1228
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:56,266
所以不爆点

1229
00:50:56,266 --> 00:50:57,066
这把

1230
00:50:57,266 --> 00:51:00,933
虚拟主播教大家怎么怎么怎么不爆点

1231
00:51:01,866 --> 00:51:05,199
只要你有情绪波动多说多错对吧

1232
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:07,700
就只要你不说话你就不会暴跌

1233
00:51:07,933 --> 00:51:12,199
哈哈哈你只要不说话你就不会暴跌

1234
00:51:12,566 --> 00:51:13,766
下播时间真的吗

1235
00:51:13,766 --> 00:51:14,933
还不到1小时

1236
00:51:14,933 --> 00:51:17,066
是啊真是啊

1237
00:51:17,166 --> 00:51:18,999
因为假的肯定的

1238
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:22,300
每天正常俩小时吗

1239
00:51:22,300 --> 00:51:25,000
拆成两场一场一小时正好的

1240
00:51:25,700 --> 00:51:27,600
这国男主播当然是男的呀

1241
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:29,533
以后我开冷暴力直播间

1242
00:51:29,533 --> 00:51:32,566
别别别燕子能不能放一首点歌

1243
00:51:32,566 --> 00:51:34,333
今天大概点不了啊啊

1244
00:51:34,900 --> 00:51:36,700
干嘛跟我接暗号呀

1245
00:51:36,700 --> 00:51:38,500
谁说的爱你孤身走万象

1246
00:51:38,500 --> 00:51:39,300
小学生爬

1247
00:51:39,300 --> 00:51:40,166
小学生滚出课

1248
00:51:40,166 --> 00:51:41,533
哈哈哈

1249
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,966
进来之后主播不说话给你大眼瞪小眼

1250
00:51:44,966 --> 00:51:46,666
就一直跟我瞪是吧

1251
00:51:47,900 --> 00:51:49,733
然后我再在直播间披萨

1252
00:51:49,733 --> 00:51:51,599
这好玩吗是吧这样

1253
00:51:55,266 --> 00:51:57,666
好玩吗是吧嗯

1254
00:51:59,266 --> 00:52:01,066
能不能学学孩子姐

1255
00:52:01,066 --> 00:52:02,933
那不行哪有那么强抗压呀

1256
00:52:02,933 --> 00:52:03,766
欢迎跳跳

1257
00:52:04,133 --> 00:52:06,566
我要是有那么强的抗压能力

1258
00:52:06,566 --> 00:52:09,133
早晚有一天成为国一咪啊

1259
00:52:09,133 --> 00:52:10,599
对吧是这个轮流坐

1260
00:52:10,666 --> 00:52:12,466
什么时候换成我当啊对吧

1261
00:52:12,466 --> 00:52:13,599
这不好说了

1262
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:15,300
什么时候能换成我当的

1263
00:52:15,300 --> 00:52:17,800
这下刚刚170件摸到一个

1264
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:19,333
170件的边对吧

1265
00:52:19,333 --> 00:52:19,899
就想

1266
00:52:19,900 --> 00:52:22,933
就想摸到那个那个什么就想摸摸摸

1267
00:52:22,933 --> 00:52:25,399
国1V了这710件的时候要怎么样

1268
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:28,300
我真是不敢想了哈哈哈

1269
00:52:29,966 --> 00:52:31,199
抗压路线还是算了

1270
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:33,600
我也觉得没必要自己给自己找压抗

1271
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:36,000
除非这个压就奔你而来啊对吧

1272
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:36,933
我不要这个

1273
00:52:37,266 --> 00:52:38,999
我不要我去追寻这个压力

1274
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,666
我要压力奔我而来

1275
00:52:40,666 --> 00:52:43,766
哈哈这个东西不健康啊我跟你说

1276
00:52:43,766 --> 00:52:45,166
这真不健康啊

1277
00:52:45,366 --> 00:52:46,733
这个这个对

1278
00:52:51,533 --> 00:52:56,066
对吧这才170件我还以为710件呢哈哈哈

1279
00:52:56,066 --> 00:52:58,399
710件那真离国一不远了

1280
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:00,966
710件我操这这辈子都不敢想

1281
00:53:01,300 --> 00:53:02,166
咱们什么时候

1282
00:53:02,166 --> 00:53:04,966
今年对吧今年这个火力全开

1283
00:53:05,466 --> 00:53:07,199
主播觉得抗压抗压

1284
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:08,533
压到底是什么

1285
00:53:08,700 --> 00:53:10,200
外界舆论的压力

1286
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:12,200
跟内心自己的心理压力吧

1287
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:14,366
因为就算你做这件事情的时候

1288
00:53:14,366 --> 00:53:15,733
你不觉得自己有错

1289
00:53:15,733 --> 00:53:17,133
但是呃

1290
00:53:17,900 --> 00:53:19,700
每个人的角度都不同吧

1291
00:53:19,700 --> 00:53:22,600
就出于不同的这个积累不同的阅历

1292
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:24,966
然后每个人对事物有不同的判断

1293
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,533
如果所有人都觉得你错

1294
00:53:26,533 --> 00:53:28,366
然后你自己不觉得你错

1295
00:53:28,366 --> 00:53:29,566
你会怀疑你自己

1296
00:53:29,566 --> 00:53:31,566
怀疑你自己为什么会这么想啊

1297
00:53:31,733 --> 00:53:33,799
然后就因为你做的这些事情

1298
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:34,933
晚上有人骂你啊

1299
00:53:34,933 --> 00:53:36,733
对吧一般骂的很难听对吧

1300
00:53:36,733 --> 00:53:38,666
造下山路的造家人的

1301
00:53:38,733 --> 00:53:41,266
要么就造你智商造你脑子造你人品

1302
00:53:41,266 --> 00:53:43,333
然后造你私生活混乱的对吧

1303
00:53:43,366 --> 00:53:45,166
然后什么样的都有

1304
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:48,100
而且就对于实名上网的几位主播来说

1305
00:53:48,100 --> 00:53:50,000
人家还直接点着名的骂对吧

1306
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:51,733
跟你隔着一个

1307
00:53:52,666 --> 00:53:55,099
隔着一个那个形象的名字骂

1308
00:53:55,100 --> 00:53:55,766
那还不一样

1309
00:53:55,766 --> 00:53:57,533
感觉就直接骂到自己身上了

1310
00:53:57,533 --> 00:53:58,499
这个压就是

1311
00:53:58,666 --> 00:54:01,199
内心的压跟外界的这个舆论压力吗

1312
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:03,900
对吧这人都没有办法不在

1313
00:54:03,900 --> 00:54:05,866
乎风平人都是社会化的动物

1314
00:54:05,866 --> 00:54:08,266
你要是这个不在乎风平的话对吧

1315
00:54:08,333 --> 00:54:09,133
你这个

1316
00:54:09,166 --> 00:54:11,466
这个这个就没有什么能打败你了

1317
00:54:11,866 --> 00:54:14,066
但是有谁几个人能真的做到啊

1318
00:54:14,066 --> 00:54:16,266
我就不在乎周围人对我的评价对吧

1319
00:54:16,300 --> 00:54:18,500
这个这个说加班对吧

1320
00:54:18,500 --> 00:54:20,566
违反劳动法我就不加对吧

1321
00:54:20,566 --> 00:54:22,266
你不给我加班费我就不加

1322
00:54:22,266 --> 00:54:23,666
然后这个这个这个

1323
00:54:23,700 --> 00:54:25,133
这个老板让我干活啊

1324
00:54:25,133 --> 00:54:26,699
不是我分内的事我就不干

1325
00:54:26,700 --> 00:54:29,133
谁能做到这种事情呢对吧

1326
00:54:29,133 --> 00:54:31,133
大家都是在不断妥协的

1327
00:54:31,133 --> 00:54:32,999
但是你你一旦抗压的话

1328
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:33,366
这个压

1329
00:54:33,366 --> 00:54:35,266
压力就让你妥协的特别特别多

1330
00:54:35,266 --> 00:54:36,666
你就会特别痛苦

1331
00:54:38,766 --> 00:54:39,933
怎么又换新品

1332
00:54:39,933 --> 00:54:40,966
这我以前这批啊

1333
00:54:40,966 --> 00:54:43,733
主播这两天追不上韩姐作息都持平了

1334
00:54:43,733 --> 00:54:46,199
作息有这个这个海外加持

1335
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:48,200
他勉强跟韩姐打成平手了

1336
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:51,333
属于是属于是肺拉不开了啊

1337
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:53,600
主办最近有内号吗

1338
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:54,366
也还行吧

1339
00:54:54,366 --> 00:54:56,999
大家少跟我吵架我觉得我就不打内号

1340
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,166
受国购是为社稷主

1341
00:55:01,166 --> 00:55:03,133
受国不详是为天下王

1342
00:55:03,133 --> 00:55:04,999
那是这样的这个这个

1343
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,800
对吧这天下大汉那是皇帝的错吗

1344
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:10,166
虽然主播不是皇帝

1345
00:55:10,166 --> 00:55:11,466
主播跟大家是平等的

1346
00:55:11,466 --> 00:55:12,699
但是这个这个这个

1347
00:55:12,700 --> 00:55:14,333
天下大汉是皇帝的错吗

1348
00:55:14,333 --> 00:55:15,733
那肯定不是皇帝的错呀

1349
00:55:15,733 --> 00:55:17,199
大家都学科学的

1350
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:19,366
天下大汉就是没雨下了吗

1351
00:55:19,366 --> 00:55:20,799
这跟皇帝犯错有啥关系

1352
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:22,733
但皇帝还得下罪己诏啊

1353
00:55:23,533 --> 00:55:24,666
那皇帝有啥错

1354
00:55:24,666 --> 00:55:27,266
他下罪己照的时候心里不会想我操

1355
00:55:27,300 --> 00:55:28,266
朕做了啥

1356
00:55:28,266 --> 00:55:29,666
朕啥也没做错呀

1357
00:55:29,666 --> 00:55:31,666
为啥就就我就得罪自己啊

1358
00:55:31,666 --> 00:55:32,999
但是就是得罪自己啊

1359
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,733
因为你就坐在那个地方啊你没办法呀

1360
00:55:36,266 --> 00:55:38,099
人家说床头吵架床尾和

1361
00:55:38,100 --> 00:55:39,966
好办法咱俩在床头吵一架

1362
00:55:39,966 --> 00:55:41,599
我把你绑在床尾

1363
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:43,733
然后然后让你倒吊着睡一宿

1364
00:55:43,733 --> 00:55:46,866
然后你就向我求饶床尾就和了好吧

1365
00:55:51,766 --> 00:55:53,766
说的好地了谢谢你啊

1366
00:55:53,766 --> 00:55:54,599
别别害人

1367
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:55,266
只爱娜娜

1368
00:55:55,266 --> 00:55:56,166
你都来了

1369
00:55:56,300 --> 00:55:58,300
主播我这要做9下10万粉

1370
00:55:58,300 --> 00:55:59,600
视频你切片延后了

1371
00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:02,700
没事我找别人切很很简单很简单

1372
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:04,566
谁敢切割我二爹

1373
00:56:04,566 --> 00:56:05,566
谁切割他呀

1374
00:56:05,566 --> 00:56:07,733
我给他我给他绑床床床尾上

1375
00:56:07,733 --> 00:56:09,699
让他让他一天到晚给我切片

1376
00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:11,400
切不出来50个片不让走

1377
00:56:12,166 --> 00:56:15,666
没有房贷车贷对领导我就能反押回去

1378
00:56:15,666 --> 00:56:17,866
那这谁又能没有房贷车贷

1379
00:56:17,866 --> 00:56:18,966
出生自带

1380
00:56:19,066 --> 00:56:19,933
自带自带

1381
00:56:19,933 --> 00:56:20,899
一房一车的

1382
00:56:20,900 --> 00:56:23,733
这个已经超过了99%的人了吧

1383
00:56:23,733 --> 00:56:24,699
那你这辈子

1384
00:56:24,933 --> 00:56:27,733
基于现在这个房子在人个人财富中

1385
00:56:27,733 --> 00:56:28,533
所占的比重

1386
00:56:28,533 --> 00:56:30,266
你这辈子都能躺平了我觉得

1387
00:56:30,266 --> 00:56:32,333
哈哈哈戳啦

1388
00:56:32,333 --> 00:56:34,399
主播早就切割耳机了你

1389
00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:35,766
你才切割耳机了呢

1390
00:56:35,766 --> 00:56:36,999
我没有切割耳机啊

1391
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:40,466
好吧然后这个酋长最近有时间吗

1392
00:56:40,466 --> 00:56:42,099
这个你最近最近怎么样

1393
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:45,566
真没有所以我反押回去了

1394
00:56:45,566 --> 00:56:46,366
那挺好的呀

1395
00:56:46,366 --> 00:56:47,266
我觉得这个

1396
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:49,766
年轻人快意恩仇一下挺好的

1397
00:56:49,766 --> 00:56:50,966
就是要记得那个

1398
00:56:51,100 --> 00:56:51,900
离职的时候

1399
00:56:51,900 --> 00:56:53,866
公司给你的前任雇主评价

1400
00:56:53,866 --> 00:56:54,866
不知道怎么样

1401
00:56:55,966 --> 00:56:57,866
他们最挤的时候就会想

1402
00:56:57,866 --> 00:57:00,399
为啥去年做坏事的时候为啥就没汗了

1403
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:02,400
那他们那他们这个活该呀

1404
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:03,900
我只能说那活该啊

1405
00:57:04,266 --> 00:57:07,199
主播你怎么才170斤还1,700

1406
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:09,133
你做梦现在有两人吃了

1407
00:57:09,500 --> 00:57:12,066
8个小花跟一个喵娘啊

1408
00:57:12,266 --> 00:57:13,066
喵

1409
00:57:14,100 --> 00:57:14,900
喵

1410
00:57:15,766 --> 00:57:17,166
主播又开始演讲了吗

1411
00:57:17,166 --> 00:57:18,133
一般来说对吧

1412
00:57:18,133 --> 00:57:18,699
一般来说

1413
00:57:18,700 --> 00:57:21,400
主播来问关心一下大家的这个作息啊

1414
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:23,400
关心一下大家的睡眠对吧

1415
00:57:23,466 --> 00:57:26,599
接下来就是就是就是就是要要问你啊

1416
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:27,566
这个这个有没有

1417
00:57:27,566 --> 00:57:30,266
有没有兴趣承载有成切片啊对吧

1418
00:57:30,933 --> 00:57:32,299
主播怎么还不2.9

1419
00:57:32,300 --> 00:57:35,500
你给主播买1,000粉丝主播今晚就2.9对吧

1420
00:57:35,500 --> 00:57:37,766
最好再给主播买个30件涨对吧

1421
00:57:37,766 --> 00:57:39,999
涨1,000粉涨30个店很合理

1422
00:57:40,500 --> 00:57:42,133
对吧这个然后就200件了

1423
00:57:42,133 --> 00:57:43,466
200件就可以开庆祝会

1424
00:57:43,466 --> 00:57:45,199
然后赠送舰长礼物

1425
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:47,133
左脚踩右脚达到500件

1426
00:57:47,133 --> 00:57:47,999
500件之后

1427
00:57:48,066 --> 00:57:50,199
然后大家去贴吧发贴给我宣传宣传

1428
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:51,300
我这活动开长点

1429
00:57:51,300 --> 00:57:53,100
咱们就能直冲千件好吧

1430
00:57:53,766 --> 00:57:55,733
对啊接下来就抓工具人了

1431
00:57:55,733 --> 00:57:56,699
家人们啊

1432
00:57:56,700 --> 00:57:58,866
真买吗假的假的

1433
00:57:58,866 --> 00:58:02,466
我我直播到现在我都不开那什么的

1434
00:58:02,466 --> 00:58:03,399
我都不会开

1435
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:06,466
我都不会开那个关注涨粉的天选的

1436
00:58:06,466 --> 00:58:07,399
我希望都是

1437
00:58:07,466 --> 00:58:09,899
大家都是通过有效渠道关注我的

1438
00:58:09,900 --> 00:58:11,166
就粉丝粉丝的

1439
00:58:11,166 --> 00:58:12,133
这个这个这个

1440
00:58:12,333 --> 00:58:14,666
希望你的数据是硬的而不是

1441
00:58:14,733 --> 00:58:16,733
而不是就开个关注天选啊

1442
00:58:16,733 --> 00:58:18,999
一个天选涨800一个天选涨1,600

1443
00:58:19,100 --> 00:58:20,066
没有意义

1444
00:58:20,066 --> 00:58:22,733
全是机器人有什么意思啊对吧

1445
00:58:23,700 --> 00:58:25,133
你看人家冰糖的礼物

1446
00:58:25,133 --> 00:58:25,499
我可以说

1447
00:58:25,500 --> 00:58:27,166
冰糖的礼物就算亏他一个

1448
00:58:27,166 --> 00:58:29,466
也不会亏超过10块钱的

1449
00:58:29,466 --> 00:58:31,899
他那个基本上也不会太亏

1450
00:58:32,366 --> 00:58:33,799
迎宾舰长掉光了吗

1451
00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:34,733
没有呢没有人

1452
00:58:34,733 --> 00:58:36,133
但迎宾舰长他说要续

1453
00:58:36,133 --> 00:58:37,166
天人先生说要续

1454
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:41,000
所以过两天你们可能按道

1455
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:42,366
同一天先掉个10个

1456
00:58:42,366 --> 00:58:45,199
然后就同一天稍晚点又涨了10个呀

1457
00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:46,000
对

1458
00:58:46,366 --> 00:58:47,399
到完迎宾还有几天

1459
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:48,666
两天他说要续

1460
00:58:51,533 --> 00:58:55,133
开个关注天选毛完了我会记得取关的

1461
00:58:56,866 --> 00:58:59,333
你还真是不浪费资源呢

1462
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:01,400
主要我不想看关注天选

1463
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:04,166
你今天涨了800明天掉了600那有啥意思

1464
00:59:04,166 --> 00:59:05,699
那不自己骗自己吗

1465
00:59:05,733 --> 00:59:07,333
别压着我大娃好吗

1466
00:59:07,333 --> 00:59:08,799
我可没压着你大娃

1467
00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:12,400
谢谢归然是猪的牛吧

1468
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:14,733
续10个是去不如续40个吧

1469
00:59:14,866 --> 00:59:16,866
我觉得他续40个吧他不如直接把总

1470
00:59:16,866 --> 00:59:17,866
督给续了

1471
00:59:19,333 --> 00:59:20,466
他把总督给续了

1472
00:59:20,466 --> 00:59:23,166
截图还多一个经传是吧还好看一点

1473
00:59:23,166 --> 00:59:25,999
谢谢沈email的这个行业hold on to Aligato

1474
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,100
感谢支持嗯嗯

1475
00:59:31,866 --> 00:59:32,799
你让他去40个

1476
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:35,366
他可能会告诉你他懒得上那么多号吧

1477
00:59:37,333 --> 00:59:40,399
主要是一有阴兵就感觉就是就是

1478
00:59:40,500 --> 00:59:41,966
没有含金量你知道吧

1479
00:59:41,966 --> 00:59:43,399
就算是考试作弊啊

1480
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:46,166
抄了三道题最后考的分特别特别的高

1481
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:48,500
你就会想啊我抄的这三道题是不是

1482
00:59:48,733 --> 00:59:49,499
影响的很大

1483
00:59:49,500 --> 00:59:51,666
但其实卷面上有103道题

1484
00:59:51,666 --> 00:59:54,099
剩下100道都是你自己答的对吧

1485
00:59:54,133 --> 00:59:56,166
所以就感觉没有那么有含金量了

1486
00:59:56,166 --> 00:59:57,366
要靠自己来证明自己

1487
00:59:57,366 --> 00:59:59,933
不如去40个总督要不杀了他吧

1488
01:00:00,700 --> 01:00:02,400
谢谢累死的红包感谢

1489
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:03,933
这是点歌最炫金克拉

1490
01:00:03,933 --> 01:00:05,399
这一听就是不能放的歌啊

1491
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:06,700
不行我不给你放

1492
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:08,866
不行不行不行这一听就不能放

1493
01:00:08,866 --> 01:00:09,733
我不同意

1494
01:00:09,733 --> 01:00:12,199
听到没有哈哈哈我不同意

1495
01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:14,866
然后今天直播好像快要结束了

1496
01:00:14,866 --> 01:00:15,999
今天直播怎么这么快呀

1497
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:17,533
今天直播呃

1498
01:00:17,966 --> 01:00:19,099
感觉感觉有点快

1499
01:00:19,100 --> 01:00:21,666
然后再播播播一会再播一会吧

1500
01:00:21,933 --> 01:00:24,199
剩下100道一共3分

1501
01:00:24,866 --> 01:00:26,166
你要气死我是吧

1502
01:00:26,166 --> 01:00:28,666
我想起来那个进场的考试题了

1503
01:00:28,666 --> 01:00:29,666
前面是什么

1504
01:00:29,666 --> 01:00:32,766
那个地理知识物理知识化学知识

1505
01:00:32,766 --> 01:00:34,999
然后数学知识啊最后那个

1506
01:00:35,133 --> 01:00:36,399
那个一共

1507
01:00:36,733 --> 01:00:38,599
特别难的10道题占了10分

1508
01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:41,500
剩下的3道题是每到30分啊

1509
01:00:41,500 --> 01:00:43,900
一道是你能接受无偿加班吗

1510
01:00:43,933 --> 01:00:45,066
一道是什么

1511
01:00:45,100 --> 01:00:46,900
呃你能接受那个那个

1512
01:00:46,900 --> 01:00:48,866
那个每天工作14小时吗

1513
01:00:48,866 --> 01:00:50,199
然后你能接受什么

1514
01:00:50,266 --> 01:00:51,399
住宿条件不好吗

1515
01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:53,533
只要你都添事然后你就是90分的

1516
01:00:53,533 --> 01:00:54,566
如果你前面

1517
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:58,133
前面的那个10道题是用来筛选啊

1518
01:00:58,133 --> 01:00:59,133
这个这个

1519
01:00:59,700 --> 01:01:00,866
筛选筛选

1520
01:01:01,533 --> 01:01:02,366
进来也待不

1521
01:01:02,366 --> 01:01:03,666
久的呀后面的

1522
01:01:03,666 --> 01:01:04,533
这个3道题

1523
01:01:04,533 --> 01:01:06,899
是用来筛选适合待进来的人啊

1524
01:01:09,366 --> 01:01:11,333
可以问问大白什么时候上大师吗

1525
01:01:11,333 --> 01:01:13,733
他这辈子不找拍完估计上不了大师了

1526
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:16,700
不需要我们加班主办自己会加班

1527
01:01:16,700 --> 01:01:18,966
真的吗你们就觉得主办自己会加班

1528
01:01:18,966 --> 01:01:20,266
市场经济都扰乱了

1529
01:01:20,266 --> 01:01:21,466
那我这就下了

1530
01:01:21,500 --> 01:01:23,733
明天早上再见吧真是的

1531
01:01:26,266 --> 01:01:28,766
前面10道题证明是个人后面10道题证明

1532
01:01:28,766 --> 01:01:31,166
后面3道题证明自己是机器是吧

1533
01:01:31,966 --> 01:01:32,766
哼

1534
01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:36,333
天天仗着我心软你们就欺负我吧

1535
01:01:36,333 --> 01:01:37,499
就狠狠欺负我吧

1536
01:01:37,500 --> 01:01:38,600
真气死我了

1537
01:01:39,133 --> 01:01:40,533
背后黑皮大白是吧

1538
01:01:40,533 --> 01:01:42,399
你可问问香草什么时候上铂金吗

1539
01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:45,700
我不想我不想接香草的这个短对吧

1540
01:01:45,700 --> 01:01:47,166
香草人什么都好

1541
01:01:47,166 --> 01:01:48,533
这他他人特别好

1542
01:01:48,533 --> 01:01:50,566
然后他做什么事都能成功

1543
01:01:50,566 --> 01:01:52,766
就是只有这个上白金一直没成功

1544
01:01:52,766 --> 01:01:53,866
我也不知道为什么

1545
01:01:53,900 --> 01:01:57,100
9年99年9年真金白银啊

1546
01:01:57,100 --> 01:01:58,200
这个这个这个

1547
01:01:58,533 --> 01:02:00,133
这个我觉得也不能怪他

1548
01:02:00,133 --> 01:02:02,133
每个人天赋是有极限的

1549
01:02:02,133 --> 01:02:05,166
这个这个在黄金待着那么长时间

1550
01:02:05,466 --> 01:02:07,133
说明是自己是黄金一半

1551
01:02:07,133 --> 01:02:09,333
这命中注定有金啊对吧

1552
01:02:09,933 --> 01:02:11,533
好好休息李爷晚安喵

1553
01:02:11,533 --> 01:02:12,999
回去看能不能把春梦去了

1554
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:15,666
真真真真真真不看了

1555
01:02:15,666 --> 01:02:18,099
再播半小时吧再播半小时哎真是

1556
01:02:18,300 --> 01:02:20,266
录音了这是去私发香

1557
01:02:20,266 --> 01:02:22,266
我这是在给他圆场

1558
01:02:22,266 --> 01:02:23,066
你怎么能

1559
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:25,166
你怎么能这样说

1560
01:02:26,533 --> 01:02:27,566
再播半小时了

1561
01:02:27,566 --> 01:02:29,199
再播半小时好不容易来的

1562
01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:31,566
真是感觉播一个小时下的还

1563
01:02:31,666 --> 01:02:34,533
不够我开设备的这些经历呢真是

1564
01:02:36,566 --> 01:02:37,966
黑皮我香草哥

1565
01:02:37,966 --> 01:02:40,266
我没有能不能把这些东西就

1566
01:02:41,133 --> 01:02:45,499
你十年101今年找钻二爹双排艰难

1567
01:02:45,500 --> 01:02:47,500
黄金啊我给阿香点个陪玩吧

1568
01:02:47,500 --> 01:02:49,666
给阿香点个什么大师的陪玩看看

1569
01:02:49,666 --> 01:02:51,133
能不能把他陪到白金

1570
01:02:51,133 --> 01:02:53,666
然后圆他十年白金梦怎么样

1571
01:02:54,166 --> 01:02:55,099
我点的歌你看一下

1572
01:02:55,100 --> 01:02:56,100
我没有今天

1573
01:02:56,100 --> 01:02:57,333
今天不点歌啊

1574
01:02:57,933 --> 01:02:58,499
今天

1575
01:02:58,500 --> 01:03:01,333
今天不想拿鼠标所以今天不点歌

1576
01:03:01,733 --> 01:03:04,333
谢谢大家的红包礼物0元后等奖励

1577
01:03:04,333 --> 01:03:05,933
盖章感谢支持

1578
01:03:10,866 --> 01:03:12,099
我已经闲成什么样了

1579
01:03:12,100 --> 01:03:14,600
我边直播边捏这个龙角散的袋子

1580
01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:16,300
我把它捏成一个

1581
01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:18,666
四棱锥

1582
01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:22,333
我把它捏成一个四棱锥的形状

1583
01:03:23,066 --> 01:03:24,499
哎呀我的天呐

1584
01:03:25,866 --> 01:03:27,299
不对三棱锥三棱锥

1585
01:03:27,300 --> 01:03:29,900
我把它捏成了一个三棱锥的形状

1586
01:03:29,900 --> 01:03:30,700
哈哈

1587
01:03:30,700 --> 01:03:33,466
然后就拿在手里面当个小尖叫玩啊

1588
01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:34,533
没点歌哎

1589
01:03:34,533 --> 01:03:35,366
那真睡了

1590
01:03:35,366 --> 01:03:37,166
你睡吧你睡吧晚安晚安

1591
01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:40,200
一个小时游戏不一定能打完一局

1592
01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:41,333
就得女陪玩

1593
01:03:41,333 --> 01:03:43,166
男陪玩会把烟人拐走的

1594
01:03:43,166 --> 01:03:45,333
女陪贵女陪太贵了

1595
01:03:45,533 --> 01:03:48,466
女陪技术陪多贵呀我的天呐

1596
01:03:54,266 --> 01:03:56,566
看海绕世界流浪是吧

1597
01:03:56,566 --> 01:03:57,799
拜拜拜拜

1598
01:03:57,800 --> 01:04:00,600
嗯嗯欢迎小钢琴主办

1599
01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:02,700
你不应该改口说三龙追的

1600
01:04:02,700 --> 01:04:03,500
为什么呀

1601
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:06,800
为什么呀

1602
01:04:07,900 --> 01:04:10,966
这下大家都知道你不会数数了不是

1603
01:04:10,966 --> 01:04:11,966
我忽然想起来

1604
01:04:11,966 --> 01:04:14,199
不是有几个面就是几龙锥的

1605
01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:17,066
这个几龙锥不是不算底面的吗

1606
01:04:17,300 --> 01:04:20,100
就只算他的那个那那几条线

1607
01:04:22,533 --> 01:04:32,599
哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒啊

1608
01:04:33,933 --> 01:04:35,533
欢迎最后没有结局

1609
01:04:35,533 --> 01:04:37,533
晚上好那你还是千贱吗

1610
01:04:37,533 --> 01:04:38,966
我是个屁千贱

1611
01:04:39,133 --> 01:04:40,366
谁是千贱

1612
01:04:40,366 --> 01:04:41,799
走错直播间了吧

1613
01:04:42,300 --> 01:04:44,733
啊为什么不是妙脆角

1614
01:04:44,933 --> 01:04:47,199
我也想把塑料袋捏成零食

1615
01:04:47,333 --> 01:04:48,733
那不是四面体

1616
01:04:48,733 --> 01:04:50,766
对对对大概是那个意思啊

1617
01:04:50,766 --> 01:04:53,599
但是他那个几条线不是一边长着

1618
01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:56,600
几条龙不是一边长的也能叫四面体吗

1619
01:04:56,966 --> 01:04:57,766
可以吗

1620
01:05:00,266 --> 01:05:03,066
刚来主播是万箭的这个

1621
01:05:03,733 --> 01:05:07,533
请请请烟放心万箭由我是吧

1622
01:05:07,533 --> 01:05:09,733
少一个都是大家来补啊

1623
01:05:09,966 --> 01:05:11,566
三龙堆有几条龙

1624
01:05:11,566 --> 01:05:13,699
三条还是四条啊我不知道呀

1625
01:05:13,933 --> 01:05:16,799
谢谢小麦这么好养活的泡泡糖

1626
01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:18,000
感谢支持你

1627
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:19,166
好的你还得感动

1628
01:05:19,166 --> 01:05:19,999
欢迎抱抱

1629
01:05:20,700 --> 01:05:24,266
查询主播数学水平00

1630
01:05:24,266 --> 01:05:26,166
没有忘记了

1631
01:05:27,900 --> 01:05:30,133
4个面试4面贴

1632
01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:32,333
这样子的吗哦

1633
01:05:35,866 --> 01:05:37,799
上面的题不一定是正式问题

1634
01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:40,266
你们怎么都这么记得这么清楚啊

1635
01:05:40,266 --> 01:05:42,266
这种小学初中的东西

1636
01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:44,766
你们怎么记得这么清楚的

1637
01:05:44,766 --> 01:05:46,499
那什么情况啊

1638
01:05:47,600 --> 01:05:51,266
有6条龙里面里面3条也算啊

1639
01:05:52,100 --> 01:05:52,900
啊

1640
01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:55,933
这不是机器人吗

1641
01:05:55,933 --> 01:05:57,066
你才是机器人呢

1642
01:05:57,066 --> 01:05:58,299
泡泡茶呼一

1643
01:06:03,900 --> 01:06:04,700
啊

1644
01:06:05,933 --> 01:06:07,133
哈哈

1645
01:06:07,933 --> 01:06:11,266
所以记得很清楚什么因为他们年轻

1646
01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:13,566
因为他们是未成年

1647
01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:16,866
我知道

1648
01:06:17,700 --> 01:06:18,366
我知道了

1649
01:06:18,366 --> 01:06:20,599
下次下次下次我就问这种问题

1650
01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:22,200
下次你们谁上谁给我上吊

1651
01:06:22,200 --> 01:06:23,333
我就问这种问题啊

1652
01:06:23,333 --> 01:06:26,766
这个三三龙这有几条龙啊什么什么的

1653
01:06:26,766 --> 01:06:28,133
因为他们是未成年

1654
01:06:28,133 --> 01:06:29,933
他们才会知道这种问题

1655
01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:32,966
完了完了

1656
01:06:32,966 --> 01:06:35,299
这直播间里面小姐姐人数也太多了

1657
01:06:35,333 --> 01:06:36,166
受不了

1658
01:06:37,133 --> 01:06:38,266
想不到我未成年

1659
01:06:38,266 --> 01:06:40,166
的身份居然暴露在这里

1660
01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:43,933
成年人早都应该像文盲一样不记得了

1661
01:06:45,066 --> 01:06:47,933
只有未成年才会记得这么清楚

1662
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:51,500
所以答案信子最晚日子最后一多次

1663
01:06:52,333 --> 01:06:53,966
真相只有一个你

1664
01:06:53,966 --> 01:06:55,299
们都是未成年

1665
01:06:56,566 --> 01:06:57,899
谢谢林迪的打call

1666
01:06:58,133 --> 01:06:59,766
多年这个因为你们爱你

1667
01:06:59,766 --> 01:07:01,699
对峙过绝望不肯哭一场

1668
01:07:01,700 --> 01:07:03,266
我不但要哭还要跪着

1669
01:07:05,100 --> 01:07:06,133
欢迎娜娜

1670
01:07:06,666 --> 01:07:08,499
不行不行不行不行不行

1671
01:07:08,566 --> 01:07:10,566
下次就问这种问题了嗯

1672
01:07:13,533 --> 01:07:15,766
既然被发现就只好退款了吧

1673
01:07:15,766 --> 01:07:16,199
对了

1674
01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:18,366
如果在直播中被发现是未成年的话

1675
01:07:18,366 --> 01:07:21,499
那么就发出很大的声音掩盖出去吧

1676
01:07:21,533 --> 01:07:23,866
你是一个一个一个一个哼哼哼啊啊

1677
01:07:23,866 --> 01:07:25,099
未成年啊啊

1678
01:07:25,166 --> 01:07:26,399
是吧不如

1679
01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:28,166
对暗号感觉烂烂

1680
01:07:28,166 --> 01:07:29,566
对暗号有点烂人

1681
01:07:30,066 --> 01:07:33,666
三龙追顾名思义就三条龙吧对吧

1682
01:07:33,666 --> 01:07:35,699
顾名思义三条龙是吧

1683
01:07:36,866 --> 01:07:39,466
哎三龙追到底几条龙不行我去查一下

1684
01:07:39,466 --> 01:07:40,266
作为一个

1685
01:07:40,500 --> 01:07:41,700
标准的成年人

1686
01:07:41,700 --> 01:07:44,300
肯定不可能知道这种事情好吧

1687
01:07:45,766 --> 01:07:46,566
三轮车

1688
01:07:47,300 --> 01:07:49,166
有几条了

1689
01:07:50,733 --> 01:07:51,733
东西的

1690
01:07:52,566 --> 01:07:53,466
米亚坤

1691
01:07:54,466 --> 01:07:56,666
三条腿真有6个人啊

1692
01:07:56,666 --> 01:07:58,266
哦原来是真的

1693
01:07:59,933 --> 01:08:00,733
对吧

1694
01:08:01,366 --> 01:08:03,733
我操爹来到小学奥数题外

1695
01:08:03,766 --> 01:08:06,333
那么你已经来到了这个快乐暑假呀

1696
01:08:06,333 --> 01:08:08,899
那么请你先完成这道微积分哈哈哈

1697
01:08:08,900 --> 01:08:11,500
然后检测一下你的暑假是否快乐吧

1698
01:08:12,333 --> 01:08:13,099
确认一下

1699
01:08:13,100 --> 01:08:15,766
你是前段时间掰断了一支笔那个人吗

1700
01:08:15,766 --> 01:08:17,933
什么前段时间掰掰断一支笔啊

1701
01:08:17,933 --> 01:08:18,899
我不知道呀

1702
01:08:21,133 --> 01:08:22,099
我没掰断过

1703
01:08:22,100 --> 01:08:25,333
别三条侧棱三条底棱

1704
01:08:25,333 --> 01:08:27,399
好的好的OK

1705
01:08:27,900 --> 01:08:29,400
除了地面三条棱

1706
01:08:29,400 --> 01:08:31,333
这就是加拿大招生的质量

1707
01:08:31,533 --> 01:08:33,333
你说我是逆天就直说

1708
01:08:33,333 --> 01:08:35,366
能不能别黑加拿大好吧

1709
01:08:39,400 --> 01:08:42,100
姥爷明天礼拜四了啊

1710
01:08:43,100 --> 01:08:44,533
啊对明天礼拜四了

1711
01:08:44,533 --> 01:08:46,133
人家请我吃疯狂星期四的

1712
01:08:46,133 --> 01:08:47,766
不用微太多50就行了

1713
01:08:47,766 --> 01:08:50,199
上次有人请我吃疯狂星期四对吧

1714
01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:52,333
疯狂的表达对我的这个喜欢啊

1715
01:08:52,333 --> 01:08:53,666
尤其是在星期四

1716
01:08:53,700 --> 01:08:54,866
然后经常祈祷

1717
01:08:54,866 --> 01:08:57,133
这个这个这个主播的直播顺利

1718
01:08:57,133 --> 01:08:58,166
然后给我给我

1719
01:08:58,166 --> 01:08:59,599
给我打了什么啊

1720
01:08:59,600 --> 01:09:00,900
1,888

1721
01:09:00,933 --> 01:09:03,366
然后我我是一个精通人性的女讲师啊

1722
01:09:03,366 --> 01:09:04,299
觉得疯狂星期四

1723
01:09:04,300 --> 01:09:05,966
这个东西有点消费陷阱了

1724
01:09:05,966 --> 01:09:07,866
就像是什么情人节什么什么

1725
01:09:08,066 --> 01:09:09,933
其实这个节日的每周四都要来一次

1726
01:09:09,933 --> 01:09:11,299
感觉这个过得太快了

1727
01:09:11,300 --> 01:09:12,800
所以大家不用50就行了

1728
01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:15,500
就太多我也不好意思啊不太好意思啊

1729
01:09:15,566 --> 01:09:16,699
欢迎墨月啊

1730
01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:20,466
你记错VR你弟太多了

1731
01:09:21,300 --> 01:09:23,466
59啊这自己补9块啊

1732
01:09:23,466 --> 01:09:25,566
这个总不能什么都靠靠大家

1733
01:09:25,566 --> 01:09:27,533
这个新时代什么独立女性啊

1734
01:09:27,533 --> 01:09:28,466
要要要

1735
01:09:28,466 --> 01:09:31,466
自己这个分摊分摊一部分经济压力啊

1736
01:09:31,466 --> 01:09:34,166
不给大家添麻烦50就行了凑个整吧

1737
01:09:34,266 --> 01:09:35,066
对

1738
01:09:35,766 --> 01:09:38,166
除了加减乘除基本都还给老师了

1739
01:09:38,166 --> 01:09:39,566
那有点饿饿

1740
01:09:42,533 --> 01:09:45,999
你只要给主播打500 s e主播会逼你50

1741
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:48,366
那个全家桶我一个人都炫完了

1742
01:09:48,533 --> 01:09:51,099
小的时候觉得全家桶真挺多的

1743
01:09:51,100 --> 01:09:53,000
然后却真能够全家吃的

1744
01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:54,366
现在真不够了

1745
01:09:56,800 --> 01:09:59,000
只吃得起12元套餐

1746
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:00,300
那麦当劳也行吧

1747
01:10:00,300 --> 01:10:01,900
麦当劳也可以一个

1748
01:10:01,900 --> 01:10:04,300
那个香芋派再加上一个

1749
01:10:04,566 --> 01:10:06,699
香芋派跟汉堡可以一起选吗

1750
01:10:06,866 --> 01:10:09,866
我忘了那点玩意谁吃不完啊

1751
01:10:09,866 --> 01:10:10,966
他是减量了吗

1752
01:10:10,966 --> 01:10:12,766
我记得那个桶挺大的哎

1753
01:10:13,100 --> 01:10:14,966
虽然我自从就

1754
01:10:15,166 --> 01:10:17,599
有记忆了开始感觉就没太吃过

1755
01:10:44,366 --> 01:10:45,966
看啥都觉得大

1756
01:10:46,100 --> 01:10:49,733
那确实我总觉得我有段记忆是假的

1757
01:10:49,733 --> 01:10:51,199
所以我觉得就如果

1758
01:10:51,333 --> 01:10:53,566
给自己太多心理暗示的话

1759
01:10:54,466 --> 01:10:56,733
就可能会把记忆改掉

1760
01:10:56,733 --> 01:10:57,866
我总觉得

1761
01:10:57,866 --> 01:10:59,466
我的爸爸妈妈在我小时候

1762
01:10:59,466 --> 01:11:00,599
五六岁的时候

1763
01:11:00,600 --> 01:11:03,166
有一年情人节是在肯德基过的

1764
01:11:03,166 --> 01:11:06,166
然后肯德基这个人还把灯灭了

1765
01:11:06,166 --> 01:11:06,466
然后

1766
01:11:06,466 --> 01:11:08,933
然后然后那个就是全场所有灯都灭了

1767
01:11:08,933 --> 01:11:10,466
然后每一对

1768
01:11:11,133 --> 01:11:11,666
不对也不是

1769
01:11:11,666 --> 01:11:12,199
每一对吧

1770
01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:14,066
每一张桌子上面都是给的蜡烛

1771
01:11:14,066 --> 01:11:14,599
然后吃的

1772
01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:16,966
是那种类似烛光晚餐的那种感觉

1773
01:11:17,066 --> 01:11:18,199
但是我现在想想

1774
01:11:18,200 --> 01:11:20,100
我总觉得这个记忆非常的假

1775
01:11:20,100 --> 01:11:21,366
因为怎么可能呢

1776
01:11:21,400 --> 01:11:22,600
虽然他一直营销

1777
01:11:22,600 --> 01:11:23,700
但是我五六岁的时候

1778
01:11:23,700 --> 01:11:25,600
那才那才几几年啊

1779
01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:28,000
对吧那怎么会可能会有肯德基呢

1780
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:30,533
但这段记忆甚至是有画面的

1781
01:11:30,533 --> 01:11:32,399
就是我人生中最早的

1782
01:11:32,400 --> 01:11:34,333
我能记到现在的小时候的事情

1783
01:11:34,333 --> 01:11:35,099
就是这件事啊

1784
01:11:35,100 --> 01:11:36,166
所以我怀疑

1785
01:11:36,200 --> 01:11:38,566
是不是有人把我的记忆改掉了

1786
01:11:39,333 --> 01:11:40,766
一定是停电

1787
01:11:40,900 --> 01:11:42,500
可能是停电吗

1788
01:11:45,200 --> 01:11:46,466
说明你有蝙蝠侠

1789
01:11:46,466 --> 01:11:47,699
是你干嘛

1790
01:11:47,700 --> 01:11:49,066
你别在这黑主播啊

1791
01:11:49,066 --> 01:11:50,733
主播可是有爸爸有妈妈的

1792
01:11:51,733 --> 01:11:53,866
猫猫放暑假了对着捏

1793
01:11:56,566 --> 01:11:57,533
然后比较暗

1794
01:11:57,533 --> 01:12:00,299
假的会不会在家里买了份KFC吃

1795
01:12:00,300 --> 01:12:02,566
没有啊我还我还记得那个什么呀

1796
01:12:03,400 --> 01:12:05,000
我还记得是那个

1797
01:12:05,166 --> 01:12:06,366
KFC的那种

1798
01:12:06,366 --> 01:12:07,966
以前很久很久以前

1799
01:12:07,966 --> 01:12:10,333
的那种传统餐厅的那种转椅

1800
01:12:10,333 --> 01:12:12,066
转的时候会嘎吱嘎吱的

1801
01:12:12,066 --> 01:12:14,533
桌子还是白的跟现在的不一样

1802
01:12:15,766 --> 01:12:17,266
肯德基八几年就开了

1803
01:12:17,266 --> 01:12:18,099
真的呀

1804
01:12:19,100 --> 01:12:22,066
有可能你爸为了浪漫在肯德基包场了

1805
01:12:22,066 --> 01:12:24,266
我爸还有这种能量还能包场肯德基

1806
01:12:24,266 --> 01:12:25,066
我操

1807
01:12:28,600 --> 01:12:30,800
5岁就知道烛光晚餐

1808
01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:32,333
你可别小看小孩

1809
01:12:32,333 --> 01:12:33,766
小孩是知道的

1810
01:12:33,933 --> 01:12:36,599
小时候看童话故事什么的对吧

1811
01:12:37,700 --> 01:12:39,900
但是肯德基还送日历呢

1812
01:12:39,966 --> 01:12:42,599
对小的时候有那种手撕的肯德基

1813
01:12:42,766 --> 01:12:44,966
那个那个那个那个那个转

1814
01:12:45,533 --> 01:12:46,133
转椅

1815
01:12:46,133 --> 01:12:49,466
对啊是那种跟桌子连在一起的椅子呀

1816
01:12:49,700 --> 01:12:50,500
转椅

1817
01:12:55,466 --> 01:12:56,366
那种铁的

1818
01:12:56,366 --> 01:12:58,999
专业主播你能给我发下天选吗

1819
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:00,400
我差60就升级了

1820
01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:01,800
你私信我收款码呀

1821
01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:03,333
什么时候就天选啊

1822
01:13:04,366 --> 01:13:06,066
猫猫38岁带俩娃

1823
01:13:06,066 --> 01:13:08,299
小时候没肯德基我不知道呀

1824
01:13:08,400 --> 01:13:11,166
主要我我小时候家里面在小县城

1825
01:13:11,366 --> 01:13:12,866
这个真的会有吗

1826
01:13:13,400 --> 01:13:14,866
小时候还有小玩具啊

1827
01:13:14,866 --> 01:13:15,766
这个是真的

1828
01:13:15,766 --> 01:13:17,933
我小的时候有一小套肯德基的玩具

1829
01:13:17,933 --> 01:13:19,133
有个海盗船

1830
01:13:19,266 --> 01:13:21,899
还有一个那个旋转木马

1831
01:13:21,900 --> 01:13:25,166
然后那旋转木马被我玩了6年散架了

1832
01:13:25,333 --> 01:13:28,399
一直到那个那个初中我才把它扔掉

1833
01:13:28,466 --> 01:13:29,866
有那样的肯德基门店

1834
01:13:29,866 --> 01:13:31,699
有啊小的时候都是那样的

1835
01:13:33,133 --> 01:13:34,966
你的直播观众都是你爸请的

1836
01:13:34,966 --> 01:13:37,399
突然怎么说直播观众都是我爹呢对吧

1837
01:13:37,400 --> 01:13:38,666
上个键都是我爹

1838
01:13:39,533 --> 01:13:42,966
儿童套餐带玩具小县城那肯定没有

1839
01:13:43,666 --> 01:13:44,466
嗯

1840
01:13:45,333 --> 01:13:46,966
谢谢雨圣雪的关注

1841
01:13:46,966 --> 01:13:49,199
捏红豆鸟热盖豆t v t

1842
01:13:49,600 --> 01:13:51,366
咩t v t捏

1843
01:13:51,900 --> 01:13:54,600
对小县城的儿童街肯德基有个儿童桥

1844
01:13:54,600 --> 01:13:56,800
然后我小的时候就喜欢全在那个

1845
01:13:56,966 --> 01:13:58,899
滑梯下面的角落

1846
01:13:58,900 --> 01:14:00,200
我长得小然后

1847
01:14:00,400 --> 01:14:01,300
长得矮矮的

1848
01:14:01,300 --> 01:14:02,966
就全在那个滑梯下面角落

1849
01:14:02,966 --> 01:14:04,333
看别的小朋友玩

1850
01:14:04,966 --> 01:14:07,533
哈哈哈人类幼崽是不是都有一些

1851
01:14:07,533 --> 01:14:09,999
就找角落的那种那种那种

1852
01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:12,466
习性啊我感觉小时候喜欢

1853
01:14:12,600 --> 01:14:15,366
拿一个风车的棍子把被子支起来啊

1854
01:14:15,366 --> 01:14:18,333
当成帐篷或者是钻到洗衣机箱子里面

1855
01:14:18,366 --> 01:14:19,499
然后抱着个坐垫

1856
01:14:19,500 --> 01:14:21,066
说今天晚上要在里面睡觉

1857
01:14:21,066 --> 01:14:21,966
再也不出来了

1858
01:14:21,966 --> 01:14:24,299
感觉小时候像猫一样喜欢钻箱子呢

1859
01:14:24,300 --> 01:14:25,100
怎么回事

1860
01:14:25,533 --> 01:14:28,133
谢谢桃桃开的泡泡糖和金币谢谢

1861
01:14:28,133 --> 01:14:29,666
半个泡泡糖两个金币捏

1862
01:14:29,666 --> 01:14:32,299
啊这个照念会不会记错了

1863
01:14:32,566 --> 01:14:33,966
我不知道哎

1864
01:14:37,533 --> 01:14:38,699
可能是地级市

1865
01:14:38,700 --> 01:14:41,000
我不知道我家那是地级市还是小县

1866
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:42,000
城啊嗯

1867
01:14:43,400 --> 01:14:45,300
暗中观察人类幼崽

1868
01:14:45,300 --> 01:14:46,466
你是哪个星球的

1869
01:14:46,466 --> 01:14:47,933
我是猫猫星球的

1870
01:14:47,933 --> 01:14:51,066
小的时候模仿人类的这个这个行为

1871
01:14:51,066 --> 01:14:53,933
然后经常被人类的爸爸妈妈看出

1872
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:54,766
看出那个

1873
01:14:54,766 --> 01:14:55,566
那个

1874
01:14:55,966 --> 01:14:58,299
看出一些问题来呀

1875
01:14:58,300 --> 01:15:00,566
比如这个这个送送送

1876
01:15:00,566 --> 01:15:01,766
我去学舞蹈的时候

1877
01:15:01,766 --> 01:15:03,866
别的孩子都在跟着老师练功

1878
01:15:03,933 --> 01:15:05,966
我趴在地上扣那个胶皮地

1879
01:15:05,966 --> 01:15:07,466
每一块大胶皮之间

1880
01:15:07,466 --> 01:15:09,599
粘在一起的那个胶皮条玩

1881
01:15:09,733 --> 01:15:11,799
大家换下一个动作站起来了

1882
01:15:11,800 --> 01:15:14,066
然后我还趴在地下哈哈哈

1883
01:15:14,666 --> 01:15:16,866
我还我还趴在地下扣那个胶条丸

1884
01:15:16,866 --> 01:15:17,966
就差一点就能扣下来

1885
01:15:17,966 --> 01:15:19,199
然后所有人都看着我

1886
01:15:19,200 --> 01:15:20,700
我还在这浑然不觉

1887
01:15:20,700 --> 01:15:22,533
我还在里面扣那个胶条丸

1888
01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:24,400
我都扣了一分多钟了

1889
01:15:24,400 --> 01:15:26,200
然后老师才来打断我

1890
01:15:26,200 --> 01:15:28,400
真的我现在回想起来我特别想死

1891
01:15:28,400 --> 01:15:29,266
你们知道吗

1892
01:15:30,266 --> 01:15:33,733
谢谢他的开的两个粉玫瑰啊感谢支持

1893
01:15:33,733 --> 01:15:35,266
我真的不想回忆这种

1894
01:15:35,266 --> 01:15:37,333
这种事情真挺尴尬的

1895
01:15:39,600 --> 01:15:40,166
爱弟弟

1896
01:15:40,166 --> 01:15:42,733
小的时候我捡到了好多好多旧衣服

1897
01:15:42,733 --> 01:15:45,333
我小的时候做事特专注你知道吧

1898
01:15:45,666 --> 01:15:46,999
对吧你铺在什么地方

1899
01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:48,466
小时候秘密基地被烧了

1900
01:15:48,466 --> 01:15:50,766
对每个人都想要秘密基地啊

1901
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:52,866
小学女生是这样的

1902
01:15:53,466 --> 01:15:55,133
怎么还在抠胶条

1903
01:15:55,133 --> 01:15:57,133
对我现在也知道抠胶条啊

1904
01:15:57,133 --> 01:15:59,466
但是我我我我那个什么

1905
01:15:59,900 --> 01:16:04,066
哈哈哈我现在我现在也喜欢抠胶条

1906
01:16:04,066 --> 01:16:06,599
但是但是我知道我学会偷偷的抠了

1907
01:16:06,600 --> 01:16:08,000
我还学会抠的时候

1908
01:16:08,100 --> 01:16:09,566
留心外面对吧

1909
01:16:09,566 --> 01:16:12,266
留心外面小心不要被人发现

1910
01:16:16,500 --> 01:16:17,066
只能说

1911
01:16:17,066 --> 01:16:19,666
成长就是让你把一件射死的事情

1912
01:16:19,666 --> 01:16:20,866
学会自己偷偷的做

1913
01:16:20,866 --> 01:16:23,933
而不是当着大家的面光明正大的做

1914
01:16:23,933 --> 01:16:25,999
晚上有宝盆实在太幸福

1915
01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:27,933
你现在应该给我马上上个提督啊

1916
01:16:27,933 --> 01:16:29,933
然后马上说这是送给你的

1917
01:16:29,933 --> 01:16:30,733
今天什么日子

1918
01:16:30,733 --> 01:16:31,766
今天没什么日子吧对吧

1919
01:16:31,766 --> 01:16:33,466
这是送给你的礼物啊

1920
01:16:33,600 --> 01:16:35,766
然后让我感恩戴德特别高兴啊

1921
01:16:35,766 --> 01:16:36,799
然后然后我再给你寄一个

1922
01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:39,266
等申报纸两个月之后你申请退款

1923
01:16:39,533 --> 01:16:40,499
什么剧本啊

1924
01:16:40,500 --> 01:16:42,500
我操喜欢抠脚

1925
01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:43,866
你才喜欢抠脚呢

1926
01:16:43,866 --> 01:16:46,066
你猜那可能纯属手欠

1927
01:16:46,533 --> 01:16:49,299
只要扣干净没人知道原来有胶条了

1928
01:16:49,300 --> 01:16:51,733
那这个别的地方接缝都有胶条

1929
01:16:51,733 --> 01:16:53,566
就我趴的那一块没有胶条

1930
01:16:53,566 --> 01:16:55,199
那谁还能看不出来啊

1931
01:17:00,166 --> 01:17:01,766
猫猫尾巴好可爱呀

1932
01:17:01,766 --> 01:17:02,566
吼

1933
01:17:03,366 --> 01:17:04,166
呀

1934
01:17:09,500 --> 01:17:11,066
哎呀别挂咸鱼了

1935
01:17:11,066 --> 01:17:12,499
主播这抱枕没人要的

1936
01:17:12,500 --> 01:17:16,166
你说谁谁谁谁会来买主播的抱枕呢

1937
01:17:16,166 --> 01:17:17,366
还是算了吧

1938
01:17:21,733 --> 01:17:24,166
不过思考了一下我在想要不要

1939
01:17:25,733 --> 01:17:28,066
好像卖周边也不太行

1940
01:17:32,933 --> 01:17:34,933
让我买不行呀

1941
01:17:34,933 --> 01:17:36,499
现在这个是提督礼物

1942
01:17:36,500 --> 01:17:38,133
我如果把它标价卖出去

1943
01:17:38,133 --> 01:17:39,333
你说标多少好呢

1944
01:17:39,333 --> 01:17:41,133
我就把这个抱枕上提督了

1945
01:17:41,166 --> 01:17:42,266
感觉就太亏了

1946
01:17:42,266 --> 01:17:44,599
以后要有新整身抱枕的话可以试一下

1947
01:17:45,666 --> 01:17:47,199
纯棉的不是纯棉啊

1948
01:17:47,200 --> 01:17:49,800
不是纯棉那个比纯棉材料好

1949
01:17:49,966 --> 01:17:52,099
等式抱枕的那个材料

1950
01:17:52,400 --> 01:17:55,266
选的是那个兔兔味的那个

1951
01:17:55,266 --> 01:17:56,933
22味的那个

1952
01:17:57,133 --> 01:17:59,566
就是一般日本的那种抱枕

1953
01:17:59,566 --> 01:18:01,199
用这个料子就比较好的

1954
01:18:01,200 --> 01:18:02,933
那种料子不是便宜的

1955
01:18:04,966 --> 01:18:05,733
标价1万

1956
01:18:05,733 --> 01:18:06,766
标价2,000是吧

1957
01:18:06,766 --> 01:18:07,999
我卖等人抱枕2,000

1958
01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:09,366
那还不如给我上个提督呢

1959
01:18:09,366 --> 01:18:11,566
还能给我送个送个别的猫猫

1960
01:18:11,566 --> 01:18:14,166
那种抱枕的话95左右

1961
01:18:14,166 --> 01:18:16,499
那不可能95还不够我成本价呢

1962
01:18:16,500 --> 01:18:19,800
哈哈哈 95不够我成本的不可能卖的

1963
01:18:46,166 --> 01:18:48,666
7位竟然有占地为小月灯啊

1964
01:18:56,266 --> 01:18:57,133
说起来

1965
01:18:58,500 --> 01:19:00,000
阳光除了大件之外

1966
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:01,600
还喜欢什么小的礼物吗

1967
01:19:01,600 --> 01:19:03,600
感觉小的不是很多

1968
01:19:05,266 --> 01:19:07,166
这东西就是开魔鬼

1969
01:19:07,166 --> 01:19:08,666
啥东西开魔鬼啊

1970
01:19:09,666 --> 01:19:11,899
配播总督标价2万

1971
01:19:12,133 --> 01:19:13,333
好吓人啊

1972
01:19:13,966 --> 01:19:17,399
我之前花165买了双面印刷的

1973
01:19:18,300 --> 01:19:21,900
你拿个人厂家跟那个我

1974
01:19:21,900 --> 01:19:23,600
第一我这个也是双边印刷

1975
01:19:23,600 --> 01:19:25,066
第二咱俩买的料子可能

1976
01:19:25,066 --> 01:19:26,299
不一样第三就是

1977
01:19:26,300 --> 01:19:27,400
你拿个人跟厂

1978
01:19:27,400 --> 01:19:29,500
家的这个这个这个这个这个

1979
01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:32,733
这个批量贩售的来相比的话

1980
01:19:32,733 --> 01:19:34,399
那肯定不行了对吧

1981
01:19:34,400 --> 01:19:36,366
毕竟大家肯定也不会花

1982
01:19:36,600 --> 01:19:38,500
特别高的价格去买商品

1983
01:19:38,500 --> 01:19:41,133
主要买这个东西还是因为喜欢你吧

1984
01:19:44,266 --> 01:19:45,899
我都不知道主播这个礼物啥人

1985
01:19:45,900 --> 01:19:46,766
要是扣呢

1986
01:19:47,500 --> 01:19:48,600
量越小越贵

1987
01:19:48,600 --> 01:19:50,066
金属徽章那更贵

1988
01:19:50,066 --> 01:19:51,766
金属徽章不可能那个什么

1989
01:19:52,266 --> 01:19:53,066
这种徽章

1990
01:19:53,700 --> 01:19:56,266
定价的话也不可能小于三位数

1991
01:19:57,266 --> 01:19:58,733
我还得想袜子做什么

1992
01:19:58,733 --> 01:19:59,666
可以捏

1993
01:20:00,266 --> 01:20:02,699
抱枕被子里排都这样都开魔鬼

1994
01:20:02,700 --> 01:20:04,200
看你能不能找对厂家吧

1995
01:20:04,200 --> 01:20:07,266
我这边一排都18一个我真挺无语的

1996
01:20:07,333 --> 01:20:08,999
打算换场了对

1997
01:20:10,866 --> 01:20:13,466
那个抱枕是同人团了

1998
01:20:14,066 --> 01:20:17,333
我这边我要是能能拼够50个体重对吧

1999
01:20:17,333 --> 01:20:20,333
我要能拼够50个100个体重那我也可以

2000
01:20:20,400 --> 01:20:21,766
对吧 1,015

2001
01:20:22,466 --> 01:20:24,733
实际上一个亚克力版能值多少

2002
01:20:24,733 --> 01:20:26,266
这个东西他又不是开模

2003
01:20:26,266 --> 01:20:28,566
但是他是每个单个定制化

2004
01:20:28,566 --> 01:20:30,333
他就相当于每个都开模

2005
01:20:30,566 --> 01:20:33,599
做点能看出是给我的万分总是可以啊

2006
01:20:33,966 --> 01:20:35,366
如果你有人设相关的话

2007
01:20:35,366 --> 01:20:36,966
我可以去找找设置

2008
01:20:36,966 --> 01:20:39,999
但是等阳光人设出来也行可以捏

2009
01:20:45,366 --> 01:20:46,599
来点什么特色呢

2010
01:20:46,600 --> 01:20:47,866
这个得你想一想啊

2011
01:20:47,866 --> 01:20:49,466
我不知道我不知道呢

2012
01:20:51,166 --> 01:20:52,566
要打样等生抱枕

2013
01:20:52,566 --> 01:20:54,999
这不用打样等生抱枕这一个就能做的

2014
01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:56,966
其实这种东西不用打样的

2015
01:20:57,166 --> 01:20:58,766
杯子是真有打样啊

2016
01:21:00,600 --> 01:21:03,100
最离谱的打烊费还是毛绒玩具

2017
01:21:03,100 --> 01:21:06,700
我那个团子第一个团子花了我650

2018
01:21:06,733 --> 01:21:09,333
然后那个后面的一整批

2019
01:21:10,100 --> 01:21:12,900
加起来一共是5,000多吧

2020
01:21:15,733 --> 01:21:17,466
搞个大的异形抱枕吧

2021
01:21:17,466 --> 01:21:18,333
有啊有

2022
01:21:19,333 --> 01:21:22,066
那个5月的那个摇摇乐的那个图案

2023
01:21:22,066 --> 01:21:23,799
然后打算做个异形抱枕

2024
01:21:24,966 --> 01:21:26,499
送给大家看看

2025
01:21:30,500 --> 01:21:31,800
这个做木料肯定

2026
01:21:31,800 --> 01:21:33,766
不好做呀木料特别难啊

2027
01:21:35,066 --> 01:21:38,399
烟烟的封面CPU钥匙扣

2028
01:21:40,366 --> 01:21:42,333
封面CPU钥匙扣是什么呀

2029
01:21:42,333 --> 01:21:43,133
这个

2030
01:21:44,066 --> 01:21:46,199
PDD有等深亚克力盘

2031
01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:47,266
等深亚克力的话

2032
01:21:47,266 --> 01:21:49,333
对于那个画质要求太高了

2033
01:21:49,333 --> 01:21:53,266
一般来说就就力会放大放成等深的

2034
01:21:53,266 --> 01:21:54,166
那这个

2035
01:21:55,400 --> 01:21:57,400
都会挺糊的我感觉

2036
01:21:58,866 --> 01:22:02,266
猜我打药选木头花的设计是25,000

2037
01:22:02,266 --> 01:22:03,599
那这太吓人了

2038
01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:07,400
总督礼物成本要小2,000

2039
01:22:07,400 --> 01:22:10,333
是呀你把那个所有的东西加在一起

2040
01:22:10,333 --> 01:22:12,199
我这边总督如果所有东西都要的话

2041
01:22:12,200 --> 01:22:13,400
能收到我过去

2042
01:22:13,600 --> 01:22:16,800
半年所有的这个这个这个见长礼物

2043
01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:19,300
然后单份来算的话

2044
01:22:19,300 --> 01:22:22,800
这些东西加起来起码也就得800左右了

2045
01:22:22,800 --> 01:22:25,100
再加上等生抱枕一个地毯

2046
01:22:25,333 --> 01:22:28,366
两个团子再加上自己定的那个万奥普

2047
01:22:28,366 --> 01:22:29,899
再加上一些我乱七八糟

2048
01:22:29,933 --> 01:22:31,933
有的时候就是随心

2049
01:22:32,100 --> 01:22:33,166
然后想做一点

2050
01:22:33,166 --> 01:22:35,299
就就就不做大货的那种东西

2051
01:22:35,300 --> 01:22:36,300
可能做个几个

2052
01:22:36,300 --> 01:22:36,900
然后就

2053
01:22:36,900 --> 01:22:39,666
随便从总督地址里边拉出来一些

2054
01:22:39,700 --> 01:22:41,966
然后就就直接拍呀

2055
01:22:41,966 --> 01:22:43,366
所以大家可能源源不断

2056
01:22:43,366 --> 01:22:45,599
收到我一些乱七八糟的东西啊对

2057
01:22:46,933 --> 01:22:48,799
你团子发货怎么发的

2058
01:22:50,600 --> 01:22:53,800
你们做猫爪杯造价没多少开模打样贵

2059
01:22:53,800 --> 01:22:55,500
一人的手机壁纸是哪个

2060
01:22:55,500 --> 01:22:58,500
群里面有一个叫嘤嘤喵的一个

2061
01:22:59,533 --> 01:23:02,866
相册呀有一个手机背着格式的一张图

2062
01:23:02,866 --> 01:23:03,666
嗯

2063
01:23:04,266 --> 01:23:07,266
你看着每个分钱是不是都会发出周边

2064
01:23:07,266 --> 01:23:08,866
问题我倒还好吧

2065
01:23:08,866 --> 01:23:11,099
我这个有一些余余在就

2066
01:23:11,300 --> 01:23:12,800
很多时候都是拿那个礼

2067
01:23:12,800 --> 01:23:14,133
物的收益去填补

2068
01:23:14,133 --> 01:23:15,066
舰长的收益

2069
01:23:15,066 --> 01:23:17,766
舰长其实就纯图个好看真真不赚钱

2070
01:23:17,766 --> 01:23:19,333
咱说实话真不赚钱

2071
01:23:19,533 --> 01:23:20,933
一个月170个舰长

2072
01:23:20,933 --> 01:23:24,266
可能赚到主播手里的也就 1,700

2073
01:23:25,466 --> 01:23:28,866
一天气都都都还算多的时候了对吧

2074
01:23:30,400 --> 01:23:31,533
挑一个愿种

2075
01:23:31,533 --> 01:23:33,133
总督发货也行啊

2076
01:23:33,133 --> 01:23:35,399
随机随机挑选一个大愿种制的

2077
01:23:35,400 --> 01:23:37,133
这个接收主播的这个

2078
01:23:37,366 --> 01:23:38,799
随机制作的东西啊

2079
01:23:38,800 --> 01:23:41,000
比如说冉冉上次就收到了我的那个

2080
01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:42,600
那个那个那个灯

2081
01:23:42,600 --> 01:23:45,300
那个那个那个七彩蹦迪板灯

2082
01:23:47,133 --> 01:23:50,366
这个可能就大家怎么说呢

2083
01:23:50,466 --> 01:23:53,766
怎么就是可能不一定所有人都喜欢

2084
01:23:53,766 --> 01:23:55,766
马上把父皇的宠都挪过来

2085
01:23:55,766 --> 01:23:57,533
来点时尚小垃圾

2086
01:23:58,933 --> 01:24:01,499
谢谢小麦的big love感谢你的支持

2087
01:24:01,500 --> 01:24:02,666
太破费了

2088
01:24:04,700 --> 01:24:06,533
真来时尚小垃圾吗

2089
01:24:06,533 --> 01:24:07,766
大的可以吗

2090
01:24:07,933 --> 01:24:09,933
我有好多东西都是做挺大的

2091
01:24:09,933 --> 01:24:12,199
因为我感觉做大的感觉感觉感觉

2092
01:24:12,200 --> 01:24:13,466
感觉比较有意思

2093
01:24:13,466 --> 01:24:15,866
哈哈做小的不好玩

2094
01:24:15,866 --> 01:24:17,199
你要你要说大的的话

2095
01:24:17,200 --> 01:24:20,966
我就把这个这个这个这一片东西然后

2096
01:24:21,366 --> 01:24:23,166
弄弄一下对吧

2097
01:24:27,000 --> 01:24:29,266
大概的话全套周边

2098
01:24:29,266 --> 01:24:30,999
我想一下都有什么东西啊

2099
01:24:31,100 --> 01:24:37,466
有10个钥匙扣然后大概呃3个徽章

2100
01:24:37,533 --> 01:24:41,099
一个明信片一一包贴纸

2101
01:24:41,100 --> 01:24:43,333
一个70厘米尾巴抱枕

2102
01:24:43,333 --> 01:24:45,799
一个180厘米的等身抱枕

2103
01:24:45,800 --> 01:24:48,866
再加一个异色版的等身抱枕枕套

2104
01:24:48,900 --> 01:24:52,500
再加那个异形抱枕两个抱枕被一个

2105
01:24:52,533 --> 01:24:53,933
然后这个这个

2106
01:24:54,366 --> 01:24:57,599
110米乘50厘米的大桌垫一张

2107
01:24:57,900 --> 01:25:00,533
再加上那个呃

2108
01:25:00,933 --> 01:25:02,566
十来个立牌

2109
01:25:02,666 --> 01:25:04,133
还有什么呢

2110
01:25:04,200 --> 01:25:07,666
反正就好多东西啊再加一个定制版的

2111
01:25:09,166 --> 01:25:12,366
很厉害了这东西做的真的就就好多

2112
01:25:12,366 --> 01:25:15,533
还有两个团子一个是兔毛的手做的

2113
01:25:15,533 --> 01:25:19,366
一个是开开样的棉花娃娃呃

2114
01:25:21,933 --> 01:25:24,899
多层的3层带场景立牌一个

2115
01:25:25,166 --> 01:25:26,333
还有什么来着

2116
01:25:26,333 --> 01:25:28,066
这我就不知道还有啥了

2117
01:25:28,866 --> 01:25:30,266
挺挺麻烦的

2118
01:25:30,266 --> 01:25:32,533
马上把猫猫存钱罐打碎

2119
01:25:33,400 --> 01:25:34,600
攒的这么多东西

2120
01:25:34,600 --> 01:25:37,400
这就是我我一共做过的所有的周边啊

2121
01:25:37,400 --> 01:25:40,200
就是提督家舰长所有做过的周边

2122
01:25:40,200 --> 01:25:41,366
然后发给总督一

2123
01:25:41,366 --> 01:25:43,066
份大概得有个

2124
01:25:43,533 --> 01:25:46,366
二三十个快递吧可能有那么多

2125
01:25:46,766 --> 01:25:48,399
因为这舰长涨挺快

2126
01:25:48,400 --> 01:25:52,166
昨天昨天一波从160涨到170就很高兴

2127
01:25:52,166 --> 01:25:53,866
在骗新总督了

2128
01:25:55,666 --> 01:25:58,133
哎呀这个这个没有没有没有

2129
01:25:58,133 --> 01:25:59,166
这就算一下吗

2130
01:25:59,166 --> 01:26:00,799
算一下聊到周边这个事吗

2131
01:26:00,800 --> 01:26:01,866
算了一下啊

2132
01:26:04,600 --> 01:26:07,266
然后有一些就比较余量比较充分的

2133
01:26:07,266 --> 01:26:08,399
可能会发两份

2134
01:26:08,400 --> 01:26:10,400
啊对什么时候200

2135
01:26:10,400 --> 01:26:12,600
那我不知道已经可以跟快递谈价了

2136
01:26:12,600 --> 01:26:15,133
谈不了这东西不是一个厂做的

2137
01:26:15,500 --> 01:26:16,966
起码超过20个厂家

2138
01:26:16,966 --> 01:26:18,799
所以我一对接我心特烦

2139
01:26:18,800 --> 01:26:19,200
你知道吗

2140
01:26:19,200 --> 01:26:20,666
每天打开淘宝都是

2141
01:26:20,800 --> 01:26:25,000
呃335356个厂家给我发那个未接消息

2142
01:26:25,000 --> 01:26:26,500
你知道就很烦

2143
01:26:26,500 --> 01:26:28,666
真的要么就杯子厂家问你啊

2144
01:26:28,666 --> 01:26:29,899
你这发货地址怎么样

2145
01:26:29,900 --> 01:26:30,866
这运费什么什么样

2146
01:26:30,866 --> 01:26:32,399
我每个挨个都回啊

2147
01:26:33,166 --> 01:26:33,966
欢迎

2148
01:26:35,700 --> 01:26:38,400
的声真真真帅没烦恼

2149
01:26:38,600 --> 01:26:41,500
这很烦我真的很不喜欢对接

2150
01:26:41,500 --> 01:26:43,133
然后跟他们一聊天

2151
01:26:43,133 --> 01:26:45,766
他们就好像听不明白我在说啥

2152
01:26:45,766 --> 01:26:48,299
哎呀20个场运费都得240了

2153
01:26:48,300 --> 01:26:51,500
所以嘛那倒不至于有一些是包邮的

2154
01:26:51,600 --> 01:26:52,666
有一些不包邮

2155
01:26:52,666 --> 01:26:55,599
但是就怎么着说啊

2156
01:26:56,666 --> 01:27:00,933
谢谢金的生真真真帅没烦恼的舰长哎

2157
01:27:01,133 --> 01:27:02,366
我操我爹

2158
01:27:04,733 --> 01:27:06,733
怎么有爹刚一来就上线啊

2159
01:27:06,733 --> 01:27:08,666
谢谢谢谢谢谢感谢支持

2160
01:27:08,666 --> 01:27:09,733
hold on the Aligat

2161
01:27:10,800 --> 01:27:12,466
我操有爹

2162
01:27:12,566 --> 01:27:13,566
感谢感谢

2163
01:27:13,566 --> 01:27:15,299
嗯Aligna到内

2164
01:27:16,733 --> 01:27:19,899
马克杯加挂画是不是可以拿去上购

2165
01:27:19,900 --> 01:27:20,900
你干嘛你要在

2166
01:27:20,900 --> 01:27:23,166
我的那个印花马克杯里面埋点土

2167
01:27:23,166 --> 01:27:25,399
然后插个香对着我的挂画拜

2168
01:27:25,400 --> 01:27:26,800
是吧那挺吓人的

2169
01:27:26,933 --> 01:27:30,366
你刷新了我们直播间最速舰长记录

2170
01:27:30,400 --> 01:27:32,866
我记得最速的舰长应该是

2171
01:27:32,900 --> 01:27:35,100
就不算大家的小号

2172
01:27:35,100 --> 01:27:35,933
最速的舰长

2173
01:27:35,933 --> 01:27:38,133
基本上是看了我2分钟就上舰

2174
01:27:40,933 --> 01:27:43,399
这个应该是成年了

2175
01:27:43,400 --> 01:27:44,200
吧鉴鉴

2176
01:27:44,200 --> 01:27:44,600
鉴于

2177
01:27:44,600 --> 01:27:46,933
鉴于老板的进场特效这么这么华贵

2178
01:27:46,933 --> 01:27:49,566
炫酷我推测他应该是成年了的啊

2179
01:27:54,700 --> 01:27:57,666
上届仪式考察老板老板你知道

2180
01:27:58,100 --> 01:28:00,300
三龙追有几条龙吗

2181
01:28:02,200 --> 01:28:05,000
你们问我的问题我问不明白的

2182
01:28:05,000 --> 01:28:07,333
我就我就我就问一下我就问一下

2183
01:28:07,333 --> 01:28:08,133
那个什么

2184
01:28:08,600 --> 01:28:11,200
我觉得不是所有人都知道的

2185
01:28:12,266 --> 01:28:13,933
我练习两年半了

2186
01:28:13,933 --> 01:28:15,566
呃呃呃我不好说呀

2187
01:28:16,533 --> 01:28:18,133
主办扣一送地狱火

2188
01:28:18,133 --> 01:28:19,899
这个ID我觉得没什么米线啊

2189
01:28:19,900 --> 01:28:20,300
对

2190
01:28:20,300 --> 01:28:23,400
你当初也是看了大概想说72岁的爷爷

2191
01:28:23,400 --> 01:28:25,900
啊好好好是爷爷辈我就放心了

2192
01:28:25,900 --> 01:28:27,466
现在的真正的老头

2193
01:28:27,466 --> 01:28:29,733
比这个虚假的未成年更加可靠

2194
01:28:29,733 --> 01:28:30,766
放心放心

2195
01:28:30,933 --> 01:28:33,166
可能是做航海王任务

2196
01:28:34,533 --> 01:28:38,099
啊对对那个我应该怎么叫呢

2197
01:28:38,100 --> 01:28:40,100
我应该把名字的哪个部分

2198
01:28:43,533 --> 01:28:45,333
可以叫今今生吗

2199
01:28:45,333 --> 01:28:46,466
可以叫今生吗

2200
01:28:46,666 --> 01:28:49,599
今的生可以叫今生吗

2201
01:28:51,000 --> 01:28:53,666
今生航海王任务已经不见了

2202
01:28:53,666 --> 01:28:55,966
如果你再做那个的话

2203
01:28:55,966 --> 01:28:57,499
那个成就已经没有了

2204
01:28:57,500 --> 01:28:58,300
对

2205
01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:01,300
同时一个月内上100个船

2206
01:29:01,300 --> 01:29:02,566
那个成就已经没有了

2207
01:29:02,566 --> 01:29:03,666
叫真真

2208
01:29:04,733 --> 01:29:07,266
那也太纯真了吧感觉不太行吧

2209
01:29:07,266 --> 01:29:08,466
有没有可能就是主播

2210
01:29:08,466 --> 01:29:10,799
不知道那当然不是了

2211
01:29:16,766 --> 01:29:18,266
那个不是被取消了吗

2212
01:29:18,266 --> 01:29:19,599
他不是暂时下架了吗

2213
01:29:19,600 --> 01:29:23,800
我记得超过7月份开头就已经没有了

2214
01:29:24,900 --> 01:29:25,933
又出来了吗

2215
01:29:25,933 --> 01:29:27,999
那那个那个那个

2216
01:29:28,866 --> 01:29:30,466
那个叫什么来着

2217
01:29:35,733 --> 01:29:36,333
那个那个

2218
01:29:36,333 --> 01:29:38,366
那个直播24小时的那个

2219
01:29:38,366 --> 01:29:39,866
那个叫什么任务来着

2220
01:29:41,066 --> 01:29:43,399
优化了又上架了啊

2221
01:29:43,400 --> 01:29:45,900
主播的起名水平干嘛

2222
01:29:46,300 --> 01:29:48,366
邮箱球球

2223
01:29:48,533 --> 01:29:49,699
哈哈哈

2224
01:29:50,400 --> 01:29:51,000
我觉得

2225
01:29:51,000 --> 01:29:53,133
主要他的名字我不知道怎么断句

2226
01:29:55,733 --> 01:29:58,966
铁人对对对铁人的那个事还能做吗

2227
01:29:59,400 --> 01:30:00,866
那铁人那个要能做的话

2228
01:30:00,866 --> 01:30:02,466
咱们哪天换个分区

2229
01:30:02,466 --> 01:30:04,599
然后小波一下睡觉

2230
01:30:04,600 --> 01:30:06,400
然后我把这铁人拿到手吧

2231
01:30:06,400 --> 01:30:08,400
天天惦记着我这个铁人

2232
01:30:08,566 --> 01:30:10,566
铁人成就那个还有吗

2233
01:30:13,400 --> 01:30:15,133
很少有做这个铁人成就

2234
01:30:15,133 --> 01:30:17,266
然后他不那个什么了吧

2235
01:30:17,733 --> 01:30:19,499
撑不住了要睡觉了晚安

2236
01:30:19,500 --> 01:30:20,900
妮和田和林哪天

2237
01:30:20,900 --> 01:30:21,533
就今天了

2238
01:30:21,533 --> 01:30:24,666
那可不行我可得先沐浴焚香

2239
01:30:24,666 --> 01:30:26,599
然后再那个再那个

2240
01:30:26,800 --> 01:30:28,700
吃饱穿暖然后

2241
01:30:29,333 --> 01:30:30,733
择日不如撞日

2242
01:30:30,733 --> 01:30:32,199
你们把主播架上是吧

2243
01:30:32,200 --> 01:30:33,533
不行不行了不行了

2244
01:30:34,566 --> 01:30:36,066
这得什么条件能让主播

2245
01:30:36,066 --> 01:30:37,333
开启铁人挑战啊

2246
01:30:37,333 --> 01:30:40,133
我操总督才连播12小时

2247
01:30:40,266 --> 01:30:41,766
铁人我不好说了

2248
01:30:42,100 --> 01:30:43,533
i'm not a Saint

2249
01:30:43,766 --> 01:30:46,099
but i can make you pray

2250
01:30:46,166 --> 01:30:49,499
so get down on your knees give me your easy

2251
01:30:49,500 --> 01:30:50,866
黄袍加身

2252
01:30:51,666 --> 01:30:52,466
哈哈

2253
01:30:52,700 --> 01:30:53,166
哈

2254
01:30:53,166 --> 01:30:57,299
你明天睡觉醒来必躺在玄武门门口啊

2255
01:30:57,300 --> 01:30:59,666
给火炮加深了太吓人了

2256
01:31:00,266 --> 01:31:02,966
欢迎倾城大院三七不离晚上好呢

2257
01:31:04,966 --> 01:31:06,333
16个钟头

2258
01:31:07,800 --> 01:31:09,333
这什么数字

2259
01:31:10,166 --> 01:31:12,599
对吧庆祝主播满十个总督是吧

2260
01:31:12,600 --> 01:31:15,100
下一个总督然后主播那个什么对吧

2261
01:31:15,466 --> 01:31:17,299
晚上好呢三七不离

2262
01:31:17,533 --> 01:31:20,766
庆祝主播这个满满满了十个爹对吧

2263
01:31:20,766 --> 01:31:21,466
这个这个

2264
01:31:21,466 --> 01:31:23,266
姚光也就是主播第九个总督了

2265
01:31:23,266 --> 01:31:24,766
庆祝主播满十个总督

2266
01:31:25,000 --> 01:31:28,733
然后然后然后然后开启铁人挑战是吧

2267
01:31:29,200 --> 01:31:31,066
那等有第十个总督再说吧

2268
01:31:31,066 --> 01:31:32,399
这不知道等几年了

2269
01:31:37,600 --> 01:31:40,200
爷爷晚安你也挂着睡觉吧晚安呐

2270
01:31:40,600 --> 01:31:44,200
Mary启动黑车模式好嘞嗯

2271
01:31:47,566 --> 01:31:50,699
oh yes me oh yes me next

2272
01:31:54,900 --> 01:31:56,900
别急马上开小号上总动

2273
01:31:56,900 --> 01:31:58,000
你要不杀了我算了

2274
01:31:58,000 --> 01:32:00,566
别别别开小号上总动作来了

2275
01:32:00,566 --> 01:32:01,599
别别别

2276
01:32:01,900 --> 01:32:04,600
你就这么想看24小时铁人联播挑战

2277
01:32:04,600 --> 01:32:06,866
是吧我得准备一下我得准备

2278
01:32:06,866 --> 01:32:08,199
猫猫探头可爱

2279
01:32:08,266 --> 01:32:09,299
你怎么知道我在探头

2280
01:32:09,300 --> 01:32:10,566
我刚才我又看到鸟了

2281
01:32:10,566 --> 01:32:12,299
然后但是我总觉得就

2282
01:32:12,300 --> 01:32:14,166
看到个鸟就大惊小怪

2283
01:32:14,166 --> 01:32:15,366
然后就一直盯着看

2284
01:32:15,366 --> 01:32:17,466
有点太像猫了我不好意思

2285
01:32:17,466 --> 01:32:18,966
然后我就没跟你们说

2286
01:32:20,800 --> 01:32:22,266
燕子要润润吗

2287
01:32:22,266 --> 01:32:24,066
呃差不多吧差不多吧

2288
01:32:24,066 --> 01:32:25,566
主要是24小时怎么办呢

2289
01:32:25,566 --> 01:32:28,166
我看别人的24小时铁人挑战一般都是

2290
01:32:28,333 --> 01:32:30,299
先联动一下对吧

2291
01:32:30,300 --> 01:32:32,400
然后先先先砸砸台

2292
01:32:32,400 --> 01:32:35,333
然后休息一下要直播个什么吃饭呢

2293
01:32:35,333 --> 01:32:36,866
吃外卖啊之类的

2294
01:32:36,866 --> 01:32:38,566
然后然后小睡一会对吧

2295
01:32:38,566 --> 01:32:39,866
小小休息一会

2296
01:32:40,500 --> 01:32:42,000
看样子鸟鸟合到你了

2297
01:32:42,000 --> 01:32:44,166
我总觉得是鸟鸟派来的侦查兵啊

2298
01:32:44,166 --> 01:32:48,066
这睡24小时不要行挑战是吧

2299
01:32:48,100 --> 01:32:48,766
哈哈哈

2300
01:32:48,766 --> 01:32:51,133
我把直播间标题改成不要行挑战

2301
01:32:51,133 --> 01:32:53,133
然后然后盖个被对吧

2302
01:32:53,400 --> 01:32:55,200
你爬我要去当周批了

2303
01:32:55,200 --> 01:32:56,466
别跟我说周批啊

2304
01:32:56,466 --> 01:32:58,299
刚刚被一个低能周批骂了

2305
01:32:58,300 --> 01:32:59,600
我觉得现在有点太

2306
01:32:59,700 --> 01:33:01,733
我我有点良木周批了

2307
01:33:01,933 --> 01:33:04,299
都是睡觉放鹿播起床继续播

2308
01:33:04,300 --> 01:33:05,533
真的吗然后这两天

2309
01:33:09,500 --> 01:33:09,733
对

2310
01:33:09,733 --> 01:33:12,466
然后然后就进直播间大家就看到这样

2311
01:33:36,566 --> 01:33:38,999
对不起床挑战啊家人们

2312
01:33:39,000 --> 01:33:41,766
不不要行挑战不起床挑战啊

2313
01:33:47,700 --> 01:33:50,133
好了然后然后把把面部定格在这里

2314
01:33:50,133 --> 01:33:51,533
然后我就开始睡觉

2315
01:33:51,533 --> 01:33:52,099
哈哈哈

2316
01:33:52,100 --> 01:33:55,066
睡24小时把这个铁人睡过去怎么样

2317
01:33:55,066 --> 01:33:56,066
挺不错的

2318
01:33:56,200 --> 01:33:57,133
现在准备好了

2319
01:33:57,133 --> 01:33:58,666
不做不做不做不做不做

2320
01:33:58,666 --> 01:34:01,733
不是我只是玩梗不做不做哈哈哈

2321
01:34:01,733 --> 01:34:03,733
尾巴掀被子不行

2322
01:34:03,766 --> 01:34:06,966
不同意尾巴叛逆期来了是吧

2323
01:34:07,200 --> 01:34:08,966
尾巴呃呃我不好说啊

2324
01:34:08,966 --> 01:34:10,199
尾巴怎么这么叛逆呢

2325
01:34:10,200 --> 01:34:13,366
尾巴我不做我不做我不做我不要

2326
01:34:13,933 --> 01:34:15,999
我不要我不行今天不行今天不行

2327
01:34:16,000 --> 01:34:17,766
做铁人太太耽误精力了

2328
01:34:17,766 --> 01:34:19,066
我得提前睡一整天

2329
01:34:19,066 --> 01:34:21,333
然后停播一整天才做铁人

2330
01:34:22,533 --> 01:34:23,499
呃呃

2331
01:34:25,200 --> 01:34:26,200
还挺舒服的

2332
01:34:26,200 --> 01:34:27,266
虽然不是我

2333
01:34:27,366 --> 01:34:29,466
不是我本人在在床上躺着但

2334
01:34:29,466 --> 01:34:30,533
是看着这个画面

2335
01:34:30,533 --> 01:34:32,499
我总有一种很惬意的感觉

2336
01:34:32,500 --> 01:34:33,100
不知道为什么

2337
01:34:33,100 --> 01:34:34,866
可能这就是原宇宙的魅力吧

2338
01:34:34,866 --> 01:34:36,266
我总算理解那些

2339
01:34:36,266 --> 01:34:38,333
花钱去买原宇宙衣服的人

2340
01:34:38,333 --> 01:34:41,666
原来看着自己的虚拟形象躺在床上

2341
01:34:41,666 --> 01:34:44,366
自己虽然歪着脖子也会觉得不太累

2342
01:34:44,533 --> 01:34:45,999
哈哈哈

2343
01:34:46,700 --> 01:34:49,166
天天睡一整天然后再睡一整天是吧

2344
01:34:49,166 --> 01:34:49,966
今天不起来

2345
01:34:49,966 --> 01:34:50,866
晚安肉松

2346
01:34:50,866 --> 01:34:52,366
yes me嗯嗯

2347
01:34:52,666 --> 01:34:55,899
主播干了我带主播收米啊啊

2348
01:34:56,333 --> 01:34:58,866
假如周末睡醒了跟人联动是吧

2349
01:34:58,866 --> 01:35:00,366
就像你上次当土豆雷一样

2350
01:35:00,366 --> 01:35:01,999
那挺好的挺好的

2351
01:35:02,366 --> 01:35:04,766
你才流哈喇子了呢嗯

2352
01:35:07,000 --> 01:35:08,700
别干嘿兄弟就是做这个

2353
01:35:08,700 --> 01:35:09,600
你做什么的

2354
01:35:09,600 --> 01:35:11,566
你就是你就是收米的是吧

2355
01:35:11,566 --> 01:35:13,266
专业收米我也是干这行的

2356
01:35:13,266 --> 01:35:14,399
真巧咱俩是同行

2357
01:35:14,400 --> 01:35:17,766
哈哈哈我也是收米来的咱俩同行啊

2358
01:35:17,766 --> 01:35:20,166
哎呀对吧同行相见啊

2359
01:35:20,166 --> 01:35:21,299
东东两全

2360
01:35:23,600 --> 01:35:24,700
圆宇宙的啊

2361
01:35:24,700 --> 01:35:26,166
真的吗真的吗

2362
01:35:27,000 --> 01:35:30,300
主播尾巴这个这个尾巴有自己的想法

2363
01:35:30,300 --> 01:35:32,566
他想到处摆跟我没有任何关系啊

2364
01:35:32,566 --> 01:35:35,699
这个尾巴摆烂跟绵绵有什么关系呢

2365
01:35:35,766 --> 01:35:38,899
嗯主播睡觉怎么不换睡衣呢

2366
01:35:38,900 --> 01:35:42,366
呃主播比较穷家里面家贫啊无从治

2367
01:35:42,366 --> 01:35:43,466
睡衣已关

2368
01:35:43,466 --> 01:35:44,366
然后只能

2369
01:35:44,466 --> 01:35:46,866
只能穿着自己唯一的一套衣服对吧

2370
01:35:46,866 --> 01:35:49,199
如果脱了的话感觉就不能播了呀

2371
01:35:49,366 --> 01:35:50,799
要不然这个12小时挑战

2372
01:35:50,800 --> 01:35:51,900
我干脆把衣服脱了

2373
01:35:51,900 --> 01:35:52,666
然后然后

2374
01:35:52,666 --> 01:35:52,966
然后

2375
01:35:52,966 --> 01:35:54,999
直接什么时候播不下去了把衣服一脱

2376
01:35:55,000 --> 01:35:57,100
哎然后然后对吧

2377
01:35:58,566 --> 01:35:59,766
把衣服一脱之后

2378
01:35:59,766 --> 01:36:01,133
之后就可以那个什么了

2379
01:36:01,133 --> 01:36:02,466
就可以让超管封禁

2380
01:36:02,466 --> 01:36:04,099
我就可以美滋滋睡觉了

2381
01:36:04,133 --> 01:36:05,199
可以放假了

2382
01:36:05,466 --> 01:36:07,699
刷水晶球主播会给我上剑吗

2383
01:36:07,700 --> 01:36:09,600
不会不会不会的不会的

2384
01:36:10,566 --> 01:36:13,066
不会的不行不行现在不能这么上了

2385
01:36:13,066 --> 01:36:14,666
这么上太亏本了啊

2386
01:36:14,866 --> 01:36:16,399
然后直接挑战失败

2387
01:36:16,400 --> 01:36:17,933
这挑战就很成功了

2388
01:36:17,933 --> 01:36:19,333
好吧戏说不能播

2389
01:36:19,333 --> 01:36:20,733
对这个有兴趣

2390
01:36:20,800 --> 01:36:22,166
看我以前的切片啊

2391
01:36:22,166 --> 01:36:23,966
主要是骗天使轮的米啊

2392
01:36:23,966 --> 01:36:25,933
我就知道这东西是骗甲方米

2393
01:36:25,933 --> 01:36:29,866
哈哈哈我就知道他是骗投资的嗯

2394
01:36:32,100 --> 01:36:34,733
什么时候主播也能也能有天使轮啊

2395
01:36:34,733 --> 01:36:36,866
不过大家都是我的天使投资人

2396
01:36:36,866 --> 01:36:37,866
谢谢大家

2397
01:36:37,900 --> 01:36:39,566
你们你们像天使一样

2398
01:36:39,566 --> 01:36:40,499
安利个逗

2399
01:36:45,400 --> 01:36:48,066
要不然咱们把牌从烟烟人改成烟烟神

2400
01:36:48,066 --> 01:36:48,266
吧

2401
01:36:48,266 --> 01:36:50,533
大家都是我的神呢怎么能是我的人呢

2402
01:36:50,533 --> 01:36:51,466
都是我的神

2403
01:36:52,100 --> 01:36:53,733
天使轮是啥我不知道

2404
01:36:53,733 --> 01:36:55,599
我只知道这是一种那个

2405
01:36:55,866 --> 01:36:57,533
投资的这个名称啊

2406
01:36:57,800 --> 01:36:59,066
我看到朋友圈

2407
01:36:59,066 --> 01:37:01,899
以前港币的火机有一天开始吹圆宇宙

2408
01:37:01,900 --> 01:37:02,533
就感觉不对

2409
01:37:02,533 --> 01:37:05,666
现在圆宇宙纯属骗韭菜的

2410
01:37:06,400 --> 01:37:08,400
我觉得纯属骗韭菜的

2411
01:37:09,366 --> 01:37:10,766
因为我了解不多呀

2412
01:37:10,766 --> 01:37:12,899
对呀可能我现在没有没有太多的了解

2413
01:37:12,900 --> 01:37:14,533
但是以我浅薄的了解来看

2414
01:37:14,533 --> 01:37:16,333
我觉得这东西现在不太靠谱啊

2415
01:37:16,500 --> 01:37:18,566
主要他的基础还没发展好呢

2416
01:37:18,566 --> 01:37:19,666
现在是源宇宙

2417
01:37:19,766 --> 01:37:21,066
什么叫源宇宙啊

2418
01:37:28,600 --> 01:37:30,466
一个路人的角度来说

2419
01:37:30,466 --> 01:37:31,266
我觉得

2420
01:37:31,700 --> 01:37:34,666
看起来挺像片米的感觉味道不太对劲

2421
01:37:51,700 --> 01:37:53,700
快下播了你还没呢

2422
01:37:55,166 --> 01:37:56,899
人家下嗯

2423
01:37:58,366 --> 01:37:59,166
欢迎面试

2424
01:37:59,300 --> 01:38:00,166
欢迎晚上

2425
01:38:01,100 --> 01:38:02,366
明天上网恋

2426
01:38:02,700 --> 01:38:03,533
晚上晚上

2427
01:38:03,533 --> 01:38:05,699
你再踩再踩你要吃饭了

2428
01:38:05,700 --> 01:38:07,400
你在这网络暴力吃饭

2429
01:38:09,300 --> 01:38:10,400
虐猫是吧

2430
01:38:11,200 --> 01:38:12,700
主播日平原宇宙

2431
01:38:12,700 --> 01:38:15,400
不是这只是出于一个路人的角度

2432
01:38:15,400 --> 01:38:17,666
出于不知者不怪的角度

2433
01:38:17,666 --> 01:38:21,066
然后出于一个了解很浅薄知识很低下

2434
01:38:21,066 --> 01:38:22,133
不知道三棱锥有

2435
01:38:22,133 --> 01:38:24,333
几条底椎的人的一个角度

2436
01:38:24,333 --> 01:38:27,199
啊对人家放假不播的时候在干啥

2437
01:38:27,200 --> 01:38:28,666
当然是在生活呀

2438
01:38:29,766 --> 01:38:30,766
我又我又

2439
01:38:30,800 --> 01:38:32,333
呃对不起视频啊

2440
01:38:32,333 --> 01:38:34,266
我我又不是一个真只骗人

2441
01:38:34,266 --> 01:38:36,133
我当然是有生活的呀

2442
01:38:37,400 --> 01:38:39,800
先充175再充180对吧

2443
01:38:39,800 --> 01:38:42,066
这五个五个的充感觉好好一些

2444
01:38:42,066 --> 01:38:43,966
先充175再充180啊

2445
01:38:44,266 --> 01:38:47,699
今天晚上充175充上了明天早上就充180

2446
01:38:47,700 --> 01:38:50,466
哈哈哈试试看嘛对吧那

2447
01:38:54,400 --> 01:38:56,066
这样吧把这个改一下

2448
01:38:56,133 --> 01:38:58,699
把这个直播间改一下这个

2449
01:39:00,133 --> 01:39:02,966
不是真的只骗人我真跑路呃拜拜拜拜

2450
01:39:03,566 --> 01:39:05,333
什么开主播的盒是吧

2451
01:39:05,333 --> 01:39:07,166
主播当然是有生活的

2452
01:39:07,166 --> 01:39:09,499
我当然是有生活的我没有生活我干嘛

2453
01:39:11,466 --> 01:39:12,366
对吧主播

2454
01:39:12,366 --> 01:39:15,066
主播不播的时候肯定在吃饭上厕所

2455
01:39:15,066 --> 01:39:17,266
就像电视剧的这些角色对吧

2456
01:39:17,333 --> 01:39:19,133
这个一转眼天就亮了

2457
01:39:19,133 --> 01:39:20,533
那他们在晚上干什么呢

2458
01:39:20,533 --> 01:39:21,766
对吧可能他们失眠

2459
01:39:21,766 --> 01:39:23,566
可能他们睡得好可能他们做梦

2460
01:39:23,566 --> 01:39:25,666
可能他们像摇光一样的对吧

2461
01:39:25,666 --> 01:39:27,699
做春梦然后这个这个这个

2462
01:39:27,800 --> 01:39:30,400
这个这个也不会拍出来呀对吧

2463
01:39:31,800 --> 01:39:33,500
我是真只骗人啊

2464
01:39:33,500 --> 01:39:35,133
这个只骗人电子只骗人

2465
01:39:35,133 --> 01:39:37,199
会梦到梦到虚拟春梦吗

2466
01:39:38,366 --> 01:39:40,166
对吧主播当然是要上厕所的

2467
01:39:40,166 --> 01:39:41,666
美少女也是会上厕所的

2468
01:39:41,666 --> 01:39:44,299
各位各位各位小小处男啊

2469
01:39:49,766 --> 01:39:51,533
烟烟可以不要上厕所吗

2470
01:39:51,533 --> 01:39:52,333
什么什么

2471
01:39:52,566 --> 01:39:55,066
什么什么低俗挑战了我不好说了

2472
01:39:55,066 --> 01:39:56,899
有点有点小低俗了

2473
01:39:56,900 --> 01:39:58,466
稍微有点低俗了感觉

2474
01:40:01,666 --> 01:40:02,999
你骗人

2475
01:40:05,700 --> 01:40:07,500
哎呀二次元

2476
01:40:07,500 --> 01:40:09,900
真的是二次元真的是我不好说了

2477
01:40:09,900 --> 01:40:12,300
二次元二次元真的是我不好说

2478
01:40:15,900 --> 01:40:17,166
骂我是吧

2479
01:40:18,366 --> 01:40:21,066
我凭什么不能对吧我可以

2480
01:40:22,700 --> 01:40:25,466
主播的流水呃

2481
01:40:27,300 --> 01:40:31,700
我操主播5月5号赚了11块钱太惊人了

2482
01:40:33,400 --> 01:40:34,666
主播这流水怎么回事

2483
01:40:34,666 --> 01:40:36,066
7月5号是赚多少

2484
01:40:36,066 --> 01:40:40,099
0 弹幕0没人跟我说话是吧

2485
01:40:40,166 --> 01:40:42,699
我好像有点有点自闭症了感觉

2486
01:40:42,766 --> 01:40:44,699
这这我开了一个新的插件

2487
01:40:44,700 --> 01:40:46,700
他说他可以监测你的这个直播数

2488
01:40:46,700 --> 01:40:49,900
据然后他监测我5月5号赚了11块钱

2489
01:40:49,900 --> 01:40:51,166
我有点绷不住啊

2490
01:40:52,300 --> 01:40:53,333
有没有切片卖

2491
01:40:53,333 --> 01:40:54,299
捡一个主播瑞平

2492
01:40:54,300 --> 01:40:56,000
二次元这玩意有啥好捡的

2493
01:40:56,000 --> 01:40:57,333
主播这太多了

2494
01:41:02,566 --> 01:41:03,733
打开配置线了

2495
01:41:03,733 --> 01:41:06,133
等一下我重新设置一下加班机看看

2496
01:41:18,100 --> 01:41:20,066
舰长增加多少

2497
01:41:20,100 --> 01:41:24,000
20分钟新舰长20老舰长15怎么样

2498
01:41:25,766 --> 01:41:27,699
我给你发的数据里有这些接口

2499
01:41:27,700 --> 01:41:28,666
我知道我知道

2500
01:41:28,666 --> 01:41:30,766
我在我在开那个那个插件

2501
01:41:30,766 --> 01:41:31,566
他那个

2502
01:41:31,733 --> 01:41:34,966
加班加班的界面就是界面就是这样的

2503
01:41:36,466 --> 01:41:38,699
预设时间的话设成0吧

2504
01:41:38,700 --> 01:41:40,400
今天已经是0了因为

2505
01:41:41,700 --> 01:41:43,933
设成5吧给大家一点时间

2506
01:41:53,666 --> 01:41:56,099
我看都能送什么礼物啊这个

2507
01:41:58,366 --> 01:41:59,499
啊这个可以啊

2508
01:41:59,500 --> 01:42:01,466
那就啊我我想玩那个

2509
01:42:01,766 --> 01:42:03,899
对我明天可以玩这个了我试一下

2510
01:42:03,900 --> 01:42:05,900
等一下我总算知道有什么礼物

2511
01:42:05,900 --> 01:42:07,066
可以可以上了

2512
01:42:27,400 --> 01:42:29,800
刚好要下播了我下播间调试一下

2513
01:42:29,800 --> 01:42:31,733
晚安娜娜娜欧阳生命

2514
01:42:32,600 --> 01:42:34,066
看到主播我就烦啊

2515
01:42:34,066 --> 01:42:36,399
看到你也是见字如面哈

2516
01:42:36,533 --> 01:42:38,399
你也是这样的坏人

2517
01:42:38,966 --> 01:42:40,666
谢谢越过烟烟的打call

2518
01:42:40,700 --> 01:42:42,800
红豆酿一个豆就你杀熟是吧

2519
01:42:42,800 --> 01:42:44,366
谁杀熟我没杀熟啊

2520
01:42:45,166 --> 01:42:46,366
耶这一切都是真实的

2521
01:42:46,366 --> 01:42:47,799
已经是耶耶的全肯定了

2522
01:42:47,800 --> 01:42:49,200
主播主播主播

2523
01:42:49,200 --> 01:42:51,666
提纯能力这么强吗我有点受不了了

2524
01:42:51,666 --> 01:42:54,966
别别别别哪有哪有这么这么寒人的

2525
01:42:54,966 --> 01:42:56,466
别别别有点吓人了

2526
01:42:56,466 --> 01:42:57,933
多少有点吓人了

2527
01:42:58,600 --> 01:43:00,700
这怎么是按秒来的呀

2528
01:43:17,000 --> 01:43:18,300
这礼物是按秒来的

2529
01:43:18,300 --> 01:43:19,733
他不是按分钟来的

2530
01:43:19,733 --> 01:43:20,899
好奇怪呀

2531
01:43:38,400 --> 01:43:40,566
我今天吃这个汉堡他没放盐

2532
01:43:40,566 --> 01:43:42,666
昨天不是吃了一37刀的汉堡吗

2533
01:43:42,666 --> 01:43:43,666
你今天怎么还吃汉堡

2534
01:43:43,666 --> 01:43:45,266
你汉堡狂热爱好者是吧

2535
01:43:45,266 --> 01:43:48,466
我操有人有人是汉堡有人汉堡控

2536
01:43:48,466 --> 01:43:49,533
哎呀我天呐

2537
01:43:55,400 --> 01:43:56,466
第一次见这套衣服

2538
01:43:56,466 --> 01:43:58,299
确实啊最近用的比较少一些

2539
01:43:58,300 --> 01:44:01,400
不选他就不放哈哈哈哈

2540
01:44:02,000 --> 01:44:04,266
充分的尊重你的饮食

2541
01:44:04,500 --> 01:44:07,266
是那个什么充分尊重你的饮食习惯

2542
01:44:07,333 --> 01:44:08,966
你不选盐我就不放啊

2543
01:44:08,966 --> 01:44:10,733
这个非常的棒好吧

2544
01:44:21,733 --> 01:44:23,499
还好有三黄豆和酱

2545
01:44:24,166 --> 01:44:25,199
那你加点呗

2546
01:44:25,200 --> 01:44:27,333
你把它打开你自己加点啊

2547
01:44:29,066 --> 01:44:31,599
猪逼吧怎么这么菜呀

2548
01:44:56,900 --> 01:44:59,366
测试一下测试一下test一下

2549
01:45:05,966 --> 01:45:06,799
啦啦啦

2550
01:45:21,600 --> 01:45:23,100
是两块蛋清

2551
01:45:23,100 --> 01:45:26,400
加着牛油果番茄酸黄瓜肉饼

2552
01:45:26,400 --> 01:45:28,400
那你这个确实是有点健康

2553
01:45:28,400 --> 01:45:31,000
你这吃的是沙拉是吧

2554
01:45:31,766 --> 01:45:32,933
没面包是吧

2555
01:45:32,933 --> 01:45:35,566
你都不选面包的我操我不好说了

2556
01:45:35,666 --> 01:45:37,366
你吃沙拉呢你在这

2557
01:46:24,133 --> 01:46:25,166
打开配置像

2558
01:46:25,166 --> 01:46:27,699
然后这个这个这个东西应该怎么

2559
01:46:28,066 --> 01:46:31,199
怎么怎么把它把它设置进去呢

2560
01:46:39,500 --> 01:46:41,766
这玩意设置完了之后然后呢

2561
01:46:43,566 --> 01:46:45,133
和主播吃的不一样的

2562
01:46:45,133 --> 01:46:45,999
在干嘛呀

2563
01:46:46,000 --> 01:46:48,900
在在设加班机在在玩加班机

2564
01:46:49,800 --> 01:46:51,366
弄到了一个新的加班机

2565
01:46:51,366 --> 01:46:54,199
我宣布我可以把这个旧版的淘汰掉了

2566
01:46:54,800 --> 01:46:57,600
但是但是新版的还存在一个问题啊

2567
01:46:57,600 --> 01:47:00,300
就是我我不知道怎么把它导入进来

2568
01:47:00,300 --> 01:47:01,600
就挺猪的主播

2569
01:47:01,600 --> 01:47:03,166
一直都有点小猪哎

2570
01:47:22,566 --> 01:47:24,499
今天暂时不能点歌呢

2571
01:47:26,700 --> 01:47:28,900
顺便把以前的加班照赖掉

2572
01:47:28,900 --> 01:47:30,600
我可没有我可没有啊

2573
01:47:30,800 --> 01:47:32,266
今天没有加班了

2574
01:47:32,266 --> 01:47:34,899
我才我才这么肆无忌惮的开玩的

2575
01:47:44,733 --> 01:47:45,866
今天还要早播吗

2576
01:47:45,866 --> 01:47:47,333
不出意外的话是有啊

2577
01:47:47,333 --> 01:47:48,899
出意外的话就没有

2578
01:47:49,333 --> 01:47:51,333
主要是你们看这个东西

2579
01:48:11,333 --> 01:48:12,399
欢迎美女

2580
01:48:13,533 --> 01:48:14,866
你们看这个

2581
01:48:15,300 --> 01:48:17,266
他好像有点不太对劲

2582
01:48:17,266 --> 01:48:19,533
感觉跟别的v开的东西不太一样

2583
01:48:22,733 --> 01:48:23,533
左右

2584
01:48:24,133 --> 01:48:25,966
期望减5分钟

2585
01:48:25,966 --> 01:48:27,499
没有我随便设置的

2586
01:48:27,500 --> 01:48:28,300
你还坑人呢

2587
01:48:28,300 --> 01:48:29,566
我随便设置的

2588
01:48:30,866 --> 01:48:32,333
别送了别送先别送

2589
01:48:32,333 --> 01:48:33,733
他这个好像是坏的

2590
01:48:36,900 --> 01:48:39,166
我就试一下这东西能不能贴上

2591
01:48:42,466 --> 01:48:44,666
但应该不是这么这么贴着吧

2592
01:48:44,666 --> 01:48:46,466
我总觉得他不是这么贴着

2593
01:48:50,166 --> 01:48:51,866
你还不睡觉拿下

2594
01:48:57,333 --> 01:48:59,199
没有白边没扣好

2595
01:48:59,700 --> 01:49:01,566
我不知道他怎么扣啊

2596
01:49:01,666 --> 01:49:02,933
我要是知道他怎么扣

2597
01:49:02,933 --> 01:49:04,666
我也不会那什么了对吧

2598
01:49:12,466 --> 01:49:13,933
考完了怎么样呢

2599
01:49:14,366 --> 01:49:16,999
快播系的东西都是走浏览器源的吧

2600
01:49:17,000 --> 01:49:19,200
这个不是这个是电脑源

2601
01:49:19,200 --> 01:49:21,066
的所以他没有浏览器源

2602
01:49:28,666 --> 01:49:32,166
对啊我是跟2894962连在一起的

2603
01:49:37,500 --> 01:49:38,766
今天是白猫猫

2604
01:49:38,766 --> 01:49:40,466
背景弄透明吧

2605
01:49:40,700 --> 01:49:41,366
弄了呀

2606
01:49:41,366 --> 01:49:44,099
但是我是捕捉的那个什么你知道吧

2607
01:49:44,100 --> 01:49:45,533
我是捕捉的那个

2608
01:49:47,100 --> 01:49:49,000
等一下我可能要去倒杯水

2609
01:49:49,000 --> 01:49:50,766
不行我有点说不出来话

2610
01:49:52,966 --> 01:49:54,999
欢迎爱笑我先去倒杯水啊

2611
01:49:55,000 --> 01:49:56,200
等一下我

2612
01:49:56,766 --> 01:49:58,199
你们会等我吗

2613
01:52:18,366 --> 01:52:21,599
喂呜喵呜咪

2614
01:52:21,600 --> 01:52:25,166
喵呜喵咪喵喵呜咪呜喵

2615
01:52:25,266 --> 01:52:28,299
喵喵咪喵喵喵呜呜喵

2616
01:52:28,466 --> 01:52:32,133
喵咪喵喵喵呜喵

2617
01:52:33,666 --> 01:52:35,199
不等了超市没开门

2618
01:52:35,200 --> 01:52:36,200
我可以再等你一下

2619
01:52:36,200 --> 01:52:37,266
行我回来

2620
01:52:37,933 --> 01:52:40,533
哈喽哈喽喵

2621
01:52:41,800 --> 01:52:44,600
饭店不是不是什么疯狂的大夫

2622
01:52:44,700 --> 01:52:48,366
阿香发的那个那个那个那个那个什么

2623
01:52:48,466 --> 01:52:49,733
乌皮型天狗

2624
01:52:49,733 --> 01:52:51,333
这谁啊达蕾

2625
01:52:59,133 --> 01:53:01,266
你干嘛你怎么黑皮鸡爪

2626
01:53:01,366 --> 01:53:02,866
你也不好说了你

2627
01:53:03,300 --> 01:53:04,100
哎呦

2628
01:53:05,200 --> 01:53:07,666
谢谢神圣恋人逃离迪士尼的关注啊

2629
01:53:07,666 --> 01:53:08,766
我跟你说现在

2630
01:53:08,766 --> 01:53:11,199
现在那个什么现在那个那个那个

2631
01:53:14,333 --> 01:53:15,866
少女呢娘

2632
01:53:17,466 --> 01:53:19,533
o p型天狗对

2633
01:53:27,800 --> 01:53:28,666
夏天到了

2634
01:53:28,666 --> 01:53:30,399
主播是本直播间空调吗

2635
01:53:30,400 --> 01:53:32,666
是的你好听多说点

2636
01:53:32,666 --> 01:53:33,599
我才不说呢

2637
01:53:33,900 --> 01:53:35,500
我才不说话呢

2638
01:53:42,266 --> 01:53:43,966
等一下我试一下登录啊

2639
01:53:43,966 --> 01:53:45,899
登录之后会不会好一点

2640
01:53:54,800 --> 01:53:57,000
直播间冷气开放

2641
01:53:57,000 --> 01:53:59,066
芜湖哎嘿嘿嘿

2642
01:54:04,533 --> 01:54:07,466
主播现在一看到o p星电狗就

2643
01:54:07,600 --> 01:54:09,533
就就那个什么

2644
01:54:10,200 --> 01:54:11,566
这不怪我吧

2645
01:54:11,566 --> 01:54:14,299
不是这本来不就是机长机长我说了吗

2646
01:54:14,600 --> 01:54:16,533
尾巴飞起来触电吗

2647
01:54:16,533 --> 01:54:17,933
不要摸不要摸

2648
01:54:18,200 --> 01:54:20,466
摸尾巴是不好的行为

2649
01:54:38,566 --> 01:54:39,533
为什么呀

2650
01:54:39,533 --> 01:54:41,099
为什么我不能把它

2651
01:54:41,100 --> 01:54:43,533
直接贴到直播间里面去

2652
01:54:54,166 --> 01:54:55,966
奇怪这个事情

2653
01:54:58,666 --> 01:54:59,366
一般来说

2654
01:54:59,366 --> 01:55:01,966
插件他应该会有一个能复制的东西吧

2655
01:55:01,966 --> 01:55:03,466
但我这直播间不行哎

2656
01:55:03,466 --> 01:55:06,399
我这个复制不了什么东东

2657
01:55:06,466 --> 01:55:09,566
有一个加班的插件新版的找到了一个

2658
01:55:09,766 --> 01:55:11,733
可以可以搞那个什么的

2659
01:55:14,000 --> 01:55:18,533
春风吹过桃花开

2660
01:55:21,366 --> 01:55:23,199
对你们看他只能这样

2661
01:55:23,933 --> 01:55:25,966
透明底的话后面就是格

2662
01:55:26,133 --> 01:55:27,899
然后我不知道为什么

2663
01:55:28,500 --> 01:55:29,500
不是有白边

2664
01:55:29,500 --> 01:55:32,466
不是我抠的有白边是他是他出问题

2665
01:55:49,800 --> 01:55:53,166
太透明了感觉就有点接受不了透明的

2666
01:55:59,533 --> 01:56:01,066
对呀彩虹甜筒加4

2667
01:56:01,066 --> 01:56:04,099
粉玫瑰减3的话期望为什么是-5分钟啊

2668
01:56:05,133 --> 01:56:07,299
对啊我觉得他应该是浏览器原

2669
01:56:07,300 --> 01:56:09,133
但是他没有浏览器地址

2670
01:56:09,266 --> 01:56:11,199
哈哈哈这是快播

2671
01:56:11,200 --> 01:56:12,500
对啊这是快播

2672
01:56:14,866 --> 01:56:15,933
不对劲啊

2673
01:56:15,933 --> 01:56:18,399
那这样谁说谁说的是负期望的

2674
01:56:18,400 --> 01:56:21,300
刚才谁说的差点给我给我给我搞蒙了

2675
01:56:24,866 --> 01:56:27,199
加4-3也是负期望吗

2676
01:56:34,666 --> 01:56:37,566
我操打错0了多打了一个0

2677
01:56:37,566 --> 01:56:38,666
对不起不好意思

2678
01:56:38,666 --> 01:56:40,766
刚才不小心打成8个小时了

2679
01:56:43,933 --> 01:56:45,533
他这个是按秒来打的

2680
01:56:45,533 --> 01:56:47,499
感觉还挺挺那个什么的

2681
01:56:55,800 --> 01:56:58,666
心弹成一个彩虹天总加班8小时那就

2682
01:56:58,666 --> 01:57:00,133
那就很尴尬了

2683
01:57:07,900 --> 01:57:08,866
尾巴能摸吗

2684
01:57:08,866 --> 01:57:10,533
可以捏摸摸摸摸

2685
01:57:15,800 --> 01:57:17,166
正好放到戒烟了

2686
01:57:17,166 --> 01:57:20,599
我感觉这个就就快要戒烟了

2687
01:57:28,766 --> 01:57:30,599
超级会员68一个月

2688
01:57:30,600 --> 01:57:33,366
可真真真真黑呀可真黑呀

2689
01:57:33,366 --> 01:57:34,299
我的天呐

2690
01:57:39,966 --> 01:57:41,533
加的太少了

2691
01:57:45,666 --> 01:57:49,066
不少吧这个本来就是拉扯类的

2692
01:57:49,066 --> 01:57:50,866
加5+5-3挺合理的

2693
01:57:50,866 --> 01:57:52,799
我看别人直播间很多都是玩这种的

2694
01:57:54,400 --> 01:57:56,466
要给别人定制过一个加班机

2695
01:57:56,500 --> 01:57:59,333
我操还能定制加班机这也太厉害了

2696
01:57:59,333 --> 01:58:00,899
我有一个定制的转盘

2697
01:58:00,900 --> 01:58:03,100
对阿香和波波帮我坐着

2698
01:58:08,466 --> 01:58:10,966
这个你说减5的话这个可以可以

2699
01:58:10,966 --> 01:58:11,699
可以试一下

2700
01:58:11,700 --> 01:58:13,400
不过有我们直播间人的这个

2701
01:58:13,400 --> 01:58:16,733
这个情况我建议射程冰可乐减

2702
01:58:16,733 --> 01:58:19,333
减半个小时啊这样我一上播就能下播

2703
01:58:20,566 --> 01:58:21,799
多加一点

2704
01:58:21,800 --> 01:58:23,133
可以下了可以下了

2705
01:58:23,133 --> 01:58:25,499
今天说好的一个小时一会俩点

2706
01:58:25,500 --> 01:58:27,333
虽然后面是货你知道国门阵

2707
01:58:29,733 --> 01:58:32,866
啊这个华夏炎帝皇帝你们看到没

2708
01:58:32,866 --> 01:58:34,499
昨天跟大家说的那个

2709
01:58:34,533 --> 01:58:36,499
进来先自说自话一会

2710
01:58:36,500 --> 01:58:38,733
然后然后说自己自己厉害

2711
01:58:38,733 --> 01:58:39,599
然后那个

2712
01:58:39,700 --> 01:58:42,300
这个就是典型的这个未成年观众啊

2713
01:58:42,300 --> 01:58:44,366
这未成年观众半夜不要看啊

2714
01:58:46,366 --> 01:58:48,266
看不起懒人躺椅吗

2715
01:58:48,266 --> 01:58:50,966
那加加加加加都加热气球也加

2716
01:58:51,500 --> 01:58:52,866
加加加真是的

2717
01:58:52,866 --> 01:58:55,333
哎呀糖1和可乐也是钱

2718
01:58:55,333 --> 01:58:58,266
那你你只要只要只要

2719
01:58:58,766 --> 01:59:00,799
开那个盒子百分百有期望

2720
01:59:00,800 --> 01:59:02,600
那也太无聊了吧

2721
01:59:02,600 --> 01:59:03,400
我这

2722
01:59:04,466 --> 01:59:05,266
对吧

2723
01:59:07,300 --> 01:59:09,166
哎干嘛问号我以为机器人呢

2724
01:59:09,166 --> 01:59:10,799
对不起狗没那帅

2725
01:59:10,800 --> 01:59:11,600
狗没狗没

2726
01:59:11,700 --> 01:59:13,800
嗯你也是未成年

2727
01:59:13,800 --> 01:59:14,733
你别当未成年

2728
01:59:14,733 --> 01:59:15,899
你可别乱当

2729
01:59:18,500 --> 01:59:20,266
真撑不住了拜拜呢

2730
01:59:20,266 --> 01:59:21,866
拜拜拜拜晚安晚安

2731
01:59:21,866 --> 01:59:22,799
嗯嗯哦耶

2732
01:59:22,800 --> 01:59:25,466
是me呀乳牙能买吗

2733
01:59:25,466 --> 01:59:28,733
你们真是这怎么什么都要啊

2734
01:59:28,733 --> 01:59:30,166
收垃圾是吧

2735
01:59:30,700 --> 01:59:31,966
绷不住了

2736
01:59:32,600 --> 01:59:33,900
怎么收垃圾呢

2737
01:59:33,900 --> 01:59:35,466
这直播间怎么怎么

2738
01:59:36,266 --> 01:59:37,599
乳牙都有人要吗

2739
01:59:37,600 --> 01:59:39,300
还有点恶心了

2740
01:59:39,300 --> 01:59:40,366
多少有点恶心

2741
01:59:48,466 --> 01:59:51,866
今天16果然果然是未成年没看错你

2742
01:59:52,166 --> 01:59:54,499
你偷了你奶奶的身份证

2743
01:59:55,266 --> 01:59:56,533
别吧别吧

2744
01:59:57,466 --> 02:00:00,066
什么什么什么72岁那个什么呀

2745
02:00:07,166 --> 02:00:08,699
主要屏幕捕捉这个东西

2746
02:00:08,700 --> 02:00:10,200
好像还挺吃性能的

2747
02:00:10,200 --> 02:00:12,000
我研究一下吧怎么把它

2748
02:00:12,133 --> 02:00:14,566
怎么把它贴到浏览器里面呀

2749
02:00:14,700 --> 02:00:18,000
戒了烟染上悲伤

2750
02:00:18,100 --> 02:00:22,300
戒了烟染上悲伤

2751
02:00:22,666 --> 02:00:25,733
我也不想

2752
02:00:26,000 --> 02:00:29,066
我也不想

2753
02:00:32,666 --> 02:00:34,466
添加浏览器来啊

2754
02:00:34,933 --> 02:00:36,933
下次我改个名字进来这么说话

2755
02:00:36,933 --> 02:00:38,199
然后啪一个总督

2756
02:00:41,500 --> 02:00:44,333
然后我还得送你24小时加班是吧

2757
02:00:44,333 --> 02:00:45,933
你你你要不杀了我吧

2758
02:00:45,933 --> 02:00:47,066
你要不就杀了我吧

2759
02:00:47,066 --> 02:00:48,066
要下播了吗

2760
02:00:48,066 --> 02:00:49,699
对要下播了啊

2761
02:00:50,266 --> 02:00:51,966
这个这个时间是虚的

2762
02:00:51,966 --> 02:00:53,899
因为如测试机子测虚的

2763
02:00:53,900 --> 02:00:54,800
虚的对

2764
02:00:55,866 --> 02:00:57,999
我不习惯

2765
02:00:58,166 --> 02:01:01,866
没有你我怎么办

2766
02:01:02,200 --> 02:01:05,666
晚上9-10点准时上线然后猫猫上

2767
02:01:05,666 --> 02:01:06,799
舰长能加班吗

2768
02:01:06,800 --> 02:01:08,600
新舰长可以20分钟呢

2769
02:01:09,166 --> 02:01:11,533
虽然这个没有没有明显啊

2770
02:01:11,533 --> 02:01:12,799
我可以写一下吧

2771
02:01:13,200 --> 02:01:15,300
主要我怕我怕我怕我怕我怕

2772
02:01:15,300 --> 02:01:16,900
大家这给我整一包年见长

2773
02:01:16,900 --> 02:01:18,600
然后今天就就播报

2774
02:01:19,066 --> 02:01:20,199
播报就完了

2775
02:01:29,133 --> 02:01:30,699
新店长可以加捏

2776
02:01:31,166 --> 02:01:33,333
提督呢提督可以

2777
02:01:34,366 --> 02:01:37,733
一个小时到一个半小时左右看状态

2778
02:01:38,566 --> 02:01:39,766
总督的话

2779
02:01:40,000 --> 02:01:43,500
庆祝第十个总督24小时联播啊哈哈哈

2780
02:01:44,133 --> 02:01:45,333
大的要来了

2781
02:01:45,666 --> 02:01:46,933
能加6小时吗

2782
02:01:46,933 --> 02:01:48,666
6小时不行6小时太累了

2783
02:01:48,666 --> 02:01:49,166
6小时

2784
02:01:49,166 --> 02:01:52,199
我这边总督好像上次也才加了6小时

2785
02:01:52,333 --> 02:01:53,333
身体不行

2786
02:01:53,333 --> 02:01:55,066
你要让我直接加到早班是吧

2787
02:01:55,066 --> 02:01:56,533
我早上还有呢

2788
02:01:56,800 --> 02:01:57,900
手机没电

2789
02:01:57,966 --> 02:02:00,199
为什么老舰长不加举办了

2790
02:02:00,466 --> 02:02:02,533
加加加都加都加真是的

2791
02:02:02,533 --> 02:02:04,666
加加加对你现在来个题都可以加

2792
02:02:04,666 --> 02:02:06,199
然后是我把这先关了吧

2793
02:02:06,200 --> 02:02:08,400
这加班挑战加班挑战太卡了

2794
02:02:08,400 --> 02:02:09,366
加班挑战他

2795
02:02:09,500 --> 02:02:11,133
他这个礼物他是动态的

2796
02:02:11,133 --> 02:02:12,533
所以特卡你知道吧

2797
02:02:12,533 --> 02:02:14,066
我不知道他为啥这卡呀

2798
02:02:21,900 --> 02:02:23,766
昨天都没给主播卡爆

2799
02:02:23,766 --> 02:02:24,599
今天今天

2800
02:02:24,600 --> 02:02:26,466
昨天你们刷牛蛙都没给主播卡爆

2801
02:02:26,466 --> 02:02:28,166
今天今天给主播卡爆了

2802
02:02:28,933 --> 02:02:30,066
兄弟上其中吧

2803
02:02:30,066 --> 02:02:31,899
兄弟上其中把主播留下是吧

2804
02:02:31,900 --> 02:02:33,000
什么什么什么

2805
02:02:33,000 --> 02:02:35,300
带带你带你带你走远啊

2806
02:02:37,700 --> 02:02:39,900
有337个人喊你爹

2807
02:02:39,900 --> 02:02:41,466
还真是是真的

2808
02:02:41,933 --> 02:02:42,899
主播你电脑呢

2809
02:02:42,900 --> 02:02:43,800
别老问主播电

2810
02:02:43,800 --> 02:02:44,666
脑的事了

2811
02:02:44,666 --> 02:02:45,966
主播也很伤心

2812
02:02:46,800 --> 02:02:50,133
在路上让猫猫休息吧

2813
02:02:50,200 --> 02:02:51,800
也可以哦都可以

2814
02:02:56,500 --> 02:02:57,933
是不是好久没催歌了

2815
02:02:57,933 --> 02:03:00,099
我催他有啥用啊他现在在路上

2816
02:03:00,533 --> 02:03:01,866
燕子用的直播机

2817
02:03:01,866 --> 02:03:03,966
呃对说机不说那个啥

2818
02:03:03,966 --> 02:03:06,166
呃哈哈哈对

2819
02:03:06,600 --> 02:03:07,800
主播你怎么还没下播

2820
02:03:07,800 --> 02:03:09,533
有人说要新舰长让我加班

2821
02:03:09,533 --> 02:03:11,799
所以我等一下看看能不能充个舰长

2822
02:03:11,800 --> 02:03:13,666
因为现在很想充舰长

2823
02:03:13,666 --> 02:03:15,499
所以看看能不能等下充个舰长

2824
02:03:15,500 --> 02:03:16,600
你看嗯

2825
02:03:16,800 --> 02:03:18,133
尾巴怎么那么卡

2826
02:03:18,133 --> 02:03:20,099
因为这电脑不知道为啥发癫了

2827
02:03:20,100 --> 02:03:22,100
然后他就贼贼贼卡

2828
02:03:22,300 --> 02:03:24,500
主机坏了还显示屏没了

2829
02:03:24,500 --> 02:03:25,800
硬件出问题啊

2830
02:03:25,800 --> 02:03:27,666
买的笔记本出问题了

2831
02:03:29,200 --> 02:03:31,866
主播什么好低俗好低俗

2832
02:03:31,900 --> 02:03:33,700
太低俗了太低级了

2833
02:03:33,733 --> 02:03:35,466
我上播时候打的冰橙汁

2834
02:03:35,533 --> 02:03:37,933
现在放在电脑后面他都已经热了

2835
02:03:38,300 --> 02:03:40,066
变成热橙汁了哎呀

2836
02:03:42,266 --> 02:03:43,999
燕子一次被唬住了

2837
02:03:44,000 --> 02:03:45,400
对马上要走了

2838
02:03:46,366 --> 02:03:48,499
直播卖猫猫乳牙了

2839
02:03:49,100 --> 02:03:49,900
才不行啊

2840
02:03:50,000 --> 02:03:52,500
那个浏览器里的素素材里

2841
02:03:52,500 --> 02:03:55,066
浏览器把快播的u i l贴进去不行吗

2842
02:03:55,066 --> 02:03:56,199
不行快播的u i

2843
02:03:56,200 --> 02:03:58,800
不是是快播的跟那个什么不一样

2844
02:04:00,733 --> 02:04:02,366
谢谢阿香的这个行业

2845
02:04:02,366 --> 02:04:03,566
好等你i think i do

2846
02:04:03,733 --> 02:04:05,566
肥猫我刚来你怎么就走了

2847
02:04:05,566 --> 02:04:06,866
现在残蛋一发都不来了

2848
02:04:06,866 --> 02:04:08,866
只有你们来践行残蛋一发的精神了

2849
02:04:08,866 --> 02:04:10,099
残蛋一发已经不来了

2850
02:04:10,100 --> 02:04:11,166
毛了群友的礼物

2851
02:04:11,166 --> 02:04:12,066
好毛好毛

2852
02:04:12,066 --> 02:04:14,899
他们天天嘲笑我让他们嘲笑我好毛

2853
02:04:15,000 --> 02:04:16,666
支持好

2854
02:04:27,133 --> 02:04:28,466
看看大喵喵打碟

2855
02:04:28,466 --> 02:04:29,666
不会不会不会

2856
02:04:29,666 --> 02:04:31,699
一搓搓出来点什么什么

2857
02:04:31,800 --> 02:04:34,266
什么老公PK老婆这些东西吧

2858
02:04:34,466 --> 02:04:36,699
我又开了是你要不我小号改名

2859
02:04:36,700 --> 02:04:38,366
惨淡一般算了哈哈

2860
02:04:38,466 --> 02:04:39,733
什么精神不

2861
02:04:39,733 --> 02:04:40,599
不用不用

2862
02:04:40,800 --> 02:04:41,700
那我真下了

2863
02:04:41,700 --> 02:04:43,500
大家早上见啊

2864
02:04:43,500 --> 02:04:44,333
早上见拜

2865
02:04:44,333 --> 02:04:46,866
拜拜拜哦yes me呀

2866
02:04:47,366 --> 02:04:49,666
嗯嗯谢谢大胡

2867
02:04:50,533 --> 02:04:52,133
啊好卡哟

2868
02:04:53,700 --> 02:04:56,533
干脆给给他搞个肥猫机器人算了

2869
02:04:57,000 --> 02:05:00,966
哈哈哈拜拜拜拜拜美女

2870
02:05:01,800 --> 02:05:03,866
拜拜阳光拜拜星

2871
02:05:04,200 --> 02:05:06,733
拜天街大喵喵搓的歌都很高雅

2872
02:05:06,733 --> 02:05:08,266
所以他演我是吧

2873
02:05:08,500 --> 02:05:09,700
听说AC大喵喵

2874
02:05:09,700 --> 02:05:11,200
在别的妹妹直播间都是非常

2875
02:05:11,200 --> 02:05:12,133
正常的一个人呢

2876
02:05:12,133 --> 02:05:12,566
不知道为什么

2877
02:05:12,566 --> 02:05:14,399
在我直播间像短路了一样

2878
02:05:14,933 --> 02:05:17,333
区别对待是吧AC大喵喵

2879
02:05:17,700 --> 02:05:19,866
bye bye hunter拜拜晚酱

2880
02:05:24,333 --> 02:05:25,499
拜拜蓝翔

2881
02:05:26,133 --> 02:05:28,099
拜拜拜拜hunter

2882
02:05:28,600 --> 02:05:29,866
拜拜天下

2883
02:05:32,966 --> 02:05:34,799
今天就不用着急谢礼物

2884
02:05:34,800 --> 02:05:36,333
今天没礼物因为

2885
02:05:36,800 --> 02:05:41,366
谢谢雪红6月的c谢谢不与妄语和

2886
02:05:41,966 --> 02:05:44,266
今生的舰长感谢支持

2887
02:05:44,266 --> 02:05:46,933
谢谢大家开的两个粉玫瑰

2888
02:05:47,333 --> 02:05:48,599
谢谢小麦的贝壳蛋

2889
02:05:54,866 --> 02:05:55,966
拜a C大喵喵

2890
02:05:55,966 --> 02:05:57,566
我问你话呢a C大喵喵

2891
02:05:57,566 --> 02:05:59,333
你在别人妹妹直播间都嫩正常

2892
02:05:59,333 --> 02:06:01,066
你怎么在我直播间天天发癫呢

2893
02:06:01,066 --> 02:06:02,266
你怎么回事你

2894
02:06:07,966 --> 02:06:09,133
他是机器人了

2895
02:06:09,133 --> 02:06:11,899
是首月生逃离迪士尼他是机器人

2896
02:06:15,400 --> 02:06:16,800
欢迎火了在前面

2897
02:06:16,800 --> 02:06:18,800
他是机器人就是检测到晚安

2898
02:06:18,800 --> 02:06:20,133
他会自动拜拜的

2899
02:06:20,466 --> 02:06:22,999
他在你的直播间也非常的正常

2900
02:06:23,000 --> 02:06:24,166
对啊他在怎么怎么

2901
02:06:24,166 --> 02:06:25,899
别人的直播间都贼贼正常

2902
02:06:25,900 --> 02:06:27,966
在我这种平你一直都很正常

2903
02:06:28,766 --> 02:06:30,533
我就怀疑这这就

2904
02:06:30,900 --> 02:06:32,600
点歌都点周杰伦

2905
02:06:35,333 --> 02:06:38,566
我怀疑有人针对我不信你问问群友

2906
02:06:38,566 --> 02:06:40,999
你就孤立我是吧我再也不理你了

2907
02:06:41,000 --> 02:06:42,533
你这样我再也不理你了

2908
02:06:43,100 --> 02:06:46,100
好啦谢谢大家那么晚安

2909
02:06:47,700 --> 02:06:48,933
高等单项赛都打完了

2910
02:06:48,933 --> 02:06:50,599
还在这高等单项赛报名呢

2911
02:06:50,600 --> 02:06:51,733
真是的哎呀

2912
02:06:57,200 --> 02:06:58,866
主播会唱歌吗

2913
02:07:09,866 --> 02:07:10,666
拜拜

2914
02:07:29,466 --> 02:07:30,266
别把

2915
02:07:30,300 --> 02:07:33,366
上次就回了个评论他们都说我蹭狗

2916
02:07:33,366 --> 02:07:35,266
跟我扯白不如盖花圈的

2917
02:07:35,266 --> 02:07:36,733
我真出这视频了

2918
02:07:37,000 --> 02:07:40,166
哎呀这个动物园原有又得说这个

2919
02:07:40,166 --> 02:07:41,199
觉得觉得自己

2920
02:07:41,200 --> 02:07:42,566
自己什么小圈子

2921
02:07:42,566 --> 02:07:45,099
被这个丑恶的管人破坏了

2922
02:07:45,100 --> 02:07:47,133
算了吧算了吧自己偷偷玩吧

2923
02:07:47,133 --> 02:07:48,199
别别唱了

2924
02:07:48,333 --> 02:07:49,566
没意思

2925
02:07:50,866 --> 02:07:52,499
又巡逻又巡逻啊

2926
02:07:52,600 --> 02:07:53,800
哎我的天呐

2927
02:07:55,000 --> 02:07:55,933
晚上好

2928
02:07:55,933 --> 02:07:58,766
光之德塔奥特曼别叫我姐姐挺吓人的

2929
02:07:58,766 --> 02:08:00,899
我17岁零5个月你叫我姐姐

2930
02:08:02,466 --> 02:08:05,133
你帮我选了块风水宝地埋了是吧

2931
02:08:05,200 --> 02:08:06,400
拜拜

2932
02:08:07,100 --> 02:08:08,100
你什么时候播

2933
02:08:08,100 --> 02:08:09,933
晚上11点半左右

2934
02:08:09,933 --> 02:08:11,933
然后早上9点半左右

2935
02:08:14,400 --> 02:08:16,066
你给我埋了是吧

2936
02:08:17,600 --> 02:08:19,500
嗯不是

2937
02:08:19,500 --> 02:08:22,933
这个奥特曼怎么跑这来了啊

2938
02:08:22,966 --> 02:08:25,733
他一直在啊他昨天就在他打了IC了

2939
02:08:25,733 --> 02:08:26,533
这谁小号

2940
02:08:26,533 --> 02:08:27,899
这不是小号吧

2941
02:08:28,400 --> 02:08:30,600
这昨天还有人打IC了呢

2942
02:08:32,333 --> 02:08:33,966
本体是短腿猫嘛

2943
02:08:33,966 --> 02:08:35,599
本体是猫猫玩偶

2944
02:08:41,466 --> 02:08:42,766
谁家的熟人啊

2945
02:08:42,766 --> 02:08:43,899
这是谁小号呀

2946
02:08:43,900 --> 02:08:45,366
我不知道呀我以为是

2947
02:08:45,366 --> 02:08:47,066
我以为是新观众呢

2948
02:08:47,066 --> 02:08:48,566
昨天新观众太多了

2949
02:08:48,566 --> 02:08:50,799
这混手摸鱼进来的人太多了

2950
02:08:50,800 --> 02:08:52,966
他刚刚在醒醒要点一首迪迦

2951
02:08:52,966 --> 02:08:53,999
哦这样这样

2952
02:08:55,933 --> 02:08:57,333
他昨天就看我这了

2953
02:09:09,733 --> 02:09:11,699
好嘞拜拜大伙

2954
02:09:16,000 --> 02:09:16,966
啊啊

2955
02:09:18,266 --> 02:09:20,366
啊嗯

2956
02:09:22,666 --> 02:09:23,566
嘿嘿