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i like your face

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so baby why don't you come around

3
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it's getting rainy maybe we can steep on the couch

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let's order something that can fulfill your appetite

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stay the night

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then in the morning we can listen to pillow talk

7
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when we get lazy i'll take you to the carnival

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just don't go home oh baby i'll be your alibi

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stay the night

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stay the night

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tonight

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baby just stay alive

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come on baby just stay alive

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come on baby we can stay the night

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baby stay the night

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i like your face

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oh baby why don't you come around

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it's getting rainy maybe we can step on the couch

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just don't go home oh baby i'll be your alibi

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stay the night

21
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呦

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哈喽哈喽

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早上好呦呵

24
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哎

25
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啊等一下我那个

26
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模型报一下错一下啊不知道为什么

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谁先不开门

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咱们先先这么说吧先这么说话吧

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卡了

30
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早上好喵

31
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早上好喵早上好呀

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早上好哦

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没有发电呢

34
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没有发电被关没没没关够是吧

35
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中意的小花呀早上好

36
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这是赢不了的神奈

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天妇罗的粉丝团灯牌欢迎天井之星

38
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你是谁呀

39
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呃很重要的人呃不能忘记的人

40
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呃瓦斯雷达尔的king瓦达雷

41
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呃你是谁呀

42
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真不说and i wanted you to know

43
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快走好吗

44
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不好不好咱们咱们

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Don't be truly yourself there is something to behold you oh

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there's a power in your soul早

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早上好呀

48
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and i wanted to know

49
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only you can help that magic

50
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这个倒时差还是失败了

51
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但是我觉得还是相对成功的

52
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毕竟今天9点半准时就来了

53
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没有迟到没有早退

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非常非常正常的一天甚至没有9:45

55
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所以我觉得这个

56
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逐渐还是还是在慢慢变好了

57
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请请燕燕人放心啊这个哈哈哈

58
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请燕燕人放心上班有我

59
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燕子我的烟花找不到了哦

60
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那这样吧等那个下播了你来我家

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你来我家

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你来我奥比岛的家我给你放烟花捏

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谢谢南京的关注

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倒到几点

65
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可没倒到几点啊

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可不能乱说的

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可没倒到几点

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欢迎单枪

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中午好啊早上好早上好

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没有倒到几点就是老老实实的睡觉了

71
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又迟到了因为要去把我电脑报仇了

72
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他这个电脑的问题

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刚才上去我帮他交了个作业又下

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来着晚上好呢

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欢迎榴莲牛奶

76
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话说我奥比真下不来

77
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可是已经有一个叫做

78
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马KOTO217的人加了我哎

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不是你吗

80
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哦

81
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我还以为是你呢

82
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哈哈哈

83
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已经有一个叫马KOTO217的人加了我哎

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oh

85
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and i wanted you to know

86
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only you can help that magic to one for

87
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就像我以为加我的那个叫

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奥利奥大莫高的人

89
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是莫高的号

90
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结果发现不是

91
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你们能不能别都别都拟态啊

92
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家里面一堆米呀米呀米呀米呀

93
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还有米呀米呀

94
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我认不出来

95
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那个是我用另外一个手机下的

96
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但是很卡

97
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哎呀辛苦了

98
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谢谢赢不了的神奈

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天妇罗的5个塔扣和5个牛蛙

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感谢支持喵

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最近好像是不是有个规定

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不能往边上贴加班机来着

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是不是贴加班机会出问题啊

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是我带我用国内的那个老业绩

105
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1分钟卡退闪退啊

106
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辛苦了某某

107
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SDB现在呃标准5P

108
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为您报时

109
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现在是上午九点三十六分

110
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距离你开始打排位还有

111
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还有两个小时零24分钟啊对

112
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约等于144分钟你就会开始打5了

113
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谢谢这辈子爱了爱了谢谢皮草人

114
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本想赚你米的小花谢谢苍天的小花

115
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感谢支持喵

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奥比圈里全是关注各种v谢谢喵

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哈哈哈

118
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我加的第一个好友就是叫除草机啊

119
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他就关注除草机

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喵早上好

121
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喵早上好沸水早上好9.0度喵喵喵喵

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为什么变成了米烟喝的柠檬水啊

123
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柠檬水致死

124
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你是那个蜜雪冰城的那个

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那叫什么来着

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冰鲜柠檬水的忠实粉丝吗

127
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其实我自己在家没有饮料喝的时候饮

128
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料饮饭了的时候

129
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你干嘛把我分享出去啊

130
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你分享给谁啊

131
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嗯

132
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啊那个蜜雪冰城的冰鲜柠檬水

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我在这边买饮料喝的时候懒得出门买

134
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我就拿做韩餐用的那种玉米糖浆

135
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挤一圈挂杯

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再加上做饭用的那个

137
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黄柠檬汁跟青柠檬汁1:1的

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对这个是做菜餐用的

139
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就把那两个东西1:1兑到里面

140
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再加两块方糖

141
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这么对着喝

142
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可以说是一点

143
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一点味道都没有

144
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真的一点味道都没有

145
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你觉得你加了好多好多糖

146
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挤了一圈那个糖都糖浆都淋下来了

147
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你搅完之后就一点味道都没有

148
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所以说说明一个什么问题呢

149
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说明一个非常严重的问题

150
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就是那个外面的饮料嫩甜

151
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他不知道加了多少糖真的特别甜

152
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我外婆很喜欢哎

153
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这么潮流还会喝

154
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还会喝奶茶店的奶茶

155
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我外婆只会跟我说那些东西都不行

156
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不能再吃快递了

157
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我说我说姥姥那叫外卖

158
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对外卖不能再吃快递了呀

159
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你要记得老吃快递干嘛呀

160
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我说姥姥那是外卖

161
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哦对外卖

162
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欢迎梅爷早上好

163
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梅爷小困啦

164
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做任务罢了

165
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我说我把你直播间分享了

166
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我外婆很喜欢啊

167
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哦啊啊

168
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啊阿姨奶奶你你你你好早早早上好

169
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早上好

170
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我还有早上啊不对那个呃呃呃

171
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吃吃吃了吗

172
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你们家有奶茶吗

173
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有呀有呀

174
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有庆可以喝

175
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还有国内的奶茶店面啊谢谢

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NANAKO HOT的粉丝团灯牌谢谢

177
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谢谢一切交给雪峰大人的粉丝团灯牌

178
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感谢支持

179
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太潮了太潮了

180
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欢迎哈喽原因

181
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海外是不是只有贡茶

182
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贡茶不好喝

183
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呃至少安

184
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省这边他就会有丸座鹿角巷还会有QQ

185
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对QQ特别多

186
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上次阿平来安省的时候

187
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他他赖在多伦多啊

188
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不是赖在多伦多的那个Coco店里面

189
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哈哈哈一天啊两杯的狂喝

190
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主播作息不健康啊

191
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大家都知道了

192
00:09:34,166 --> 00:09:35,399
喜茶也有哦

193
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你们那边也有啊

194
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澳洲也有也有喜茶吗

195
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去年珍珠奶茶爆火吗

196
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Coco在日本

197
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日本那边应该奶茶店很多吧

198
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毕竟是珍珠奶茶拉面的国家

199
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你有吃过这个吗

200
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你在澳洲还见过桑茶

201
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桑茶还是桑茶呀

202
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是桑茶吧

203
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桑桑茶这个

204
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是这个桑还是那个桑呀

205
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嗯早上好阿姨

206
00:10:05,933 --> 00:10:07,333
顺利吗顺利吗

207
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乘坐顺利吗

208
00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:09,400
我

209
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嗯嗯到底是哪个字啊

210
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哈哈

211
00:10:14,733 --> 00:10:18,466
桑茶哎呀那个桑茶以前喝过

212
00:10:18,866 --> 00:10:21,599
然后猫妈妈说这什么什么袋子

213
00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:23,800
哎呀这个看起来不太吉利

214
00:10:23,866 --> 00:10:25,899
宝宝咱们别拿回家了

215
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,166
这茶看起来就怪吓人的

216
00:10:30,266 --> 00:10:32,799
去年珍珠奶茶爆火排队2小时

217
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:35,333
你吃过那个什么珍珠奶茶披萨

218
00:10:35,333 --> 00:10:37,066
珍珠奶茶拉面之类的吗

219
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那个是真的吗

220
00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:39,500
是不是

221
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潜在舰长变成长期舰长就会主动招呼

222
00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:43,766
就变成被动招呼了啊

223
00:10:43,766 --> 00:10:46,766
不是你没有进场特效我看不到

224
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你把经常特效开开

225
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然后我就可以看到人家

226
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珍珠奶茶拉面

227
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我还真去吃过然后拉肚子了

228
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它是这样的

229
00:11:01,533 --> 00:11:02,099
你经常

230
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如果你带着一个舰长以上的牌子

231
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或者我的牌子

232
00:11:05,533 --> 00:11:06,699
我这都能看到

233
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在你之前没去见的时候也没有呀

234
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但是你

235
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白色的进场特效跟那个什么是不一样

236
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这样我给你挂在边上

237
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你看一下你就知道了

238
00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:19,100
见长的进场特效是那个滚屏

239
00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:19,666
如果你不

240
00:11:19,666 --> 00:11:21,133
开我就什么都看不到

241
00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:23,700
大家可能就觉得

242
00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:25,000
呃有时候不跟你打招呼

243
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:25,966
其实我是睁开了啊

244
00:11:25,966 --> 00:11:28,266
这怎么这么大呢闲人

245
00:11:29,700 --> 00:11:30,666
这正大呢

246
00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:34,666
珍珠奶茶披萨你也吃过

247
00:11:34,666 --> 00:11:35,866
也太逆天了吧

248
00:11:35,866 --> 00:11:37,666
这东西有什么好吃的

249
00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:41,000
真吃啊是这样的呢

250
00:11:41,266 --> 00:11:43,399
我给放在右上角然后等下我进场

251
00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:45,166
进来的时候你就会发现嗯

252
00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:47,900
他那个白字的进场

253
00:11:47,900 --> 00:11:49,533
比如说你看前面的夜幕

254
00:11:49,533 --> 00:11:51,166
这个进场就是进入直播间

255
00:11:51,166 --> 00:11:52,499
直接在弹幕里面

256
00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:53,566
不会刷走的

257
00:11:53,700 --> 00:11:54,566
是这样的

258
00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:55,966
怎么关特效啊

259
00:11:55,966 --> 00:11:57,899
你们不想让我欢迎你们是吧

260
00:12:00,533 --> 00:12:00,999
谢谢

261
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,933
细雨伴秋风的纸巾宝盒的智慧之书

262
00:12:03,933 --> 00:12:05,099
太破费啦

263
00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,466
感谢支持啦

264
00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:07,800
谢谢谢谢

265
00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:10,100
等一个见长啊

266
00:12:10,100 --> 00:12:11,800
呃进场你就能知道了

267
00:12:11,966 --> 00:12:14,333
达美乐有10倍奶的披萨

268
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真的吗这10倍奶的咸披萨能吃吗

269
00:12:17,266 --> 00:12:18,066
这个东西

270
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,500
比如某栓君的这个进场

271
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就是他带特效的

272
00:12:23,966 --> 00:12:25,299
如果滚的太久

273
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就比如说

274
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这个鳄梨龟跟某栓君相差不到半秒

275
00:12:28,966 --> 00:12:30,666
进来前面的那个人的

276
00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:32,066
就会被后面那个人盖掉

277
00:12:32,066 --> 00:12:33,966
我就看不清前面那个人是谁

278
00:12:34,266 --> 00:12:35,599
所以就是这样的

279
00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,766
他不会体现在这个弹幕区里面

280
00:12:37,766 --> 00:12:39,066
看具体是谁的

281
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:40,066
对是这样

282
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人家

283
00:12:41,266 --> 00:12:43,666
感冒在这里哦可靠待哟

284
00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:46,866
所以会出现有的时候漏欢迎的情况

285
00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:47,666
你看

286
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,333
比如你看这个地方

287
00:12:51,733 --> 00:12:53,366
机器人没有给我报的话

288
00:12:53,466 --> 00:12:56,699
比如是这样进来我可能就没有看清对

289
00:12:57,533 --> 00:12:59,666
什么料都没有上面只有奶肉

290
00:12:59,666 --> 00:13:02,599
哇真的假的这也太那个啥了吧

291
00:13:03,266 --> 00:13:04,333
我受不了

292
00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:06,933
我受不了那种奶酪贼多的

293
00:13:06,933 --> 00:13:07,766
我吃不了那种

294
00:13:07,766 --> 00:13:09,699
但是稍微加一点特别香捏

295
00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:11,366
他会顶掉的对

296
00:13:11,933 --> 00:13:13,466
不是我不是我

297
00:13:13,466 --> 00:13:15,799
你给我上了剑之后我就不欢迎你了

298
00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:17,900
不是这样的哈哈哈

299
00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:22,933
哎呀forget this is not your fight

300
00:13:23,166 --> 00:13:25,899
准备出门吃北京烤鸭了润

301
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:29,900
哎你能带我一份吗我喜欢吃那个饼

302
00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:32,266
我不吃鸭子你给我弄点饼就行了

303
00:13:32,266 --> 00:13:33,533
饼干这样就行了

304
00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:38,166
臭怪了没有没有

305
00:13:38,466 --> 00:13:40,933
大家不知道这个这个显示的机制

306
00:13:40,933 --> 00:13:43,099
主播端显示机制很正常的捏

307
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:44,200
嗯

308
00:13:45,066 --> 00:13:46,799
都是奶酪容易腻歪

309
00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,266
哎呀真的我受不了

310
00:13:48,266 --> 00:13:50,399
就那种奶味特重特重特重的

311
00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,900
不管是汤面包什么都不行

312
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,100
那饼可以直接买啊

313
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,266
在哪里能买啊

314
00:13:57,066 --> 00:13:58,499
我到现在只会买

315
00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:00,366
超市现成的那种切片的

316
00:14:00,366 --> 00:14:01,366
饺子皮

317
00:14:01,566 --> 00:14:05,666
把它切成一片一片的之后把它擀平

318
00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:08,066
抹点油然后蒸熟了当春饼

319
00:14:08,066 --> 00:14:11,133
但是他那个面跟春饼的面有本质差别

320
00:14:11,133 --> 00:14:12,799
他那个面就是死面

321
00:14:12,933 --> 00:14:15,133
怎么说没有发起来

322
00:14:15,133 --> 00:14:18,266
没有没有捧起来的那种面就不好吃

323
00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:20,333
能吃出来一股很明显的生面

324
00:14:20,333 --> 00:14:21,299
的那个味道

325
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,900
他可以说他就是你别恶心我行不行

326
00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:27,666
这辈子不想再吃奶酪了

327
00:14:27,866 --> 00:14:30,266
跟店家单独要就好了

328
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,200
在店里面买的话好像我记得

329
00:14:33,666 --> 00:14:36,733
5块还是8块就一小碟就一点点

330
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,933
就只有一点点很少很少

331
00:14:39,533 --> 00:14:41,099
还不够吃一顿的

332
00:14:42,166 --> 00:14:44,666
而且还有额外自己去做菜什么的

333
00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:50,533
哎想吃春饼的家人们

334
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,900
谢谢某双击的牛蛙牛蛙

335
00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:54,000
感谢支持

336
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,100
执笔未成的粉丝团灯牌

337
00:15:02,366 --> 00:15:04,733
我为此买了几斤奶肉回来

338
00:15:06,366 --> 00:15:08,266
你要不还是去玩游戏吧

339
00:15:08,266 --> 00:15:09,499
你能不能别恶心人

340
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:11,333
大早上的恶心人是吧

341
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,000
欢迎因为有梦

342
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,766
你是不是那个什么呀

343
00:15:19,133 --> 00:15:21,299
捡到一个很很恶心的包袱

344
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:23,600
但是不能抖啊但是但是不能抖

345
00:15:25,066 --> 00:15:25,866
哎

346
00:15:26,466 --> 00:15:28,099
谢谢木东的牛蛙

347
00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:29,866
大家都是哪里忙着红包呀

348
00:15:29,866 --> 00:15:30,866
咋这多哩

349
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:35,599
大早上的

350
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:39,000
周六的早上是不是应该人比较多

351
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,900
但感觉说话的人不多

352
00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:42,866
来看的人倒是蛮多的呢

353
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:46,866
可说不能说不能说不能乱说

354
00:15:46,866 --> 00:15:49,566
不是不是不是这个是其他v的梗啊

355
00:15:49,966 --> 00:15:52,133
但是但是一个男v的梗啊

356
00:15:52,133 --> 00:15:53,166
什么奶酪什么的

357
00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:55,499
哎呀这属于是有点有点恶心了啊

358
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:56,366
已经意会了

359
00:15:56,366 --> 00:15:58,366
咦咦

360
00:15:59,666 --> 00:16:01,933
我们除草机都不要逆天

361
00:16:02,066 --> 00:16:04,166
你们除草机身份认同一直可以的

362
00:16:04,166 --> 00:16:06,366
完美带入除草机的身份啊

363
00:16:07,866 --> 00:16:09,899
眼熟共赏为什么不能动

364
00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:11,900
不是不是这个真太恶心了

365
00:16:14,066 --> 00:16:16,666
woke四哥啊谢谢

366
00:16:17,333 --> 00:16:18,799
哇谢谢

367
00:16:18,966 --> 00:16:20,366
没野到四哥

368
00:16:20,366 --> 00:16:22,266
粉玫瑰16粉智慧之书

369
00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:23,699
感谢支持你啊

370
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:25,699
好的你爱你个头

371
00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:27,666
太破费了太破费了

372
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:31,000
欢迎想做才老是狗欢迎永出星辰阿姨

373
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:31,800
比如说

374
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,766
我记得想做才老是狗跟永出星辰

375
00:16:34,766 --> 00:16:35,599
以前是我舰长

376
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:36,566
你看他那个

377
00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:38,400
机场提示就会一直挂在这里

378
00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:40,166
所以他不会没掉

379
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,099
然后我看到的话我就会点个欢迎

380
00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:43,400
大概是这样子的捏

381
00:16:43,733 --> 00:16:45,733
嗯不是不是忽略你

382
00:16:45,733 --> 00:16:47,166
不是靠这个骗玩传了

383
00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:48,699
然后就不欢迎你了

384
00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:49,800
不是的不是的

385
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,366
下次把这场提示打开

386
00:16:51,366 --> 00:16:53,299
然后我争取去看见

387
00:16:53,566 --> 00:16:56,533
主播明晚会看100米诺闪亮登场吧

388
00:16:56,533 --> 00:16:58,799
感觉不行吧这个

389
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,966
人家都自己已经玩了那个哎呀米诺了

390
00:17:01,966 --> 00:17:02,766
你知道吧

391
00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:04,800
已经玩哎呀米诺了

392
00:17:05,133 --> 00:17:07,999
哈哈哈感觉就没有那种从纯良

393
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,133
慢慢一点一点的了解抽象

394
00:17:10,133 --> 00:17:12,866
然后一点一点的去想这些东西去

395
00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:13,766
对吧

396
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:18,133
就没有从这个纯良一点一点的

397
00:17:18,133 --> 00:17:20,566
变成抽象的那种恶作的快感

398
00:17:20,566 --> 00:17:23,333
感觉出门就是6神装对吧

399
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:26,066
这个比赛打不打也无所谓的对吧

400
00:17:26,066 --> 00:17:27,566
毕竟可以平推水晶

401
00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:29,766
当你知道这把游戏的胜负的时候

402
00:17:29,766 --> 00:17:31,799
这把游戏打不打已经索然无味

403
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,366
我们享受的就是这个过程了

404
00:17:33,366 --> 00:17:35,933
所以说如果有些人出门就在动物园

405
00:17:35,933 --> 00:17:38,399
那反而动物园的人会对他兴致缺缺

406
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,100
因为我们生来就是一体的

407
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:42,366
何必要对这个这个一体的人这么感

408
00:17:42,366 --> 00:17:42,933
兴趣呢

409
00:17:42,933 --> 00:17:45,866
就没什么太大的意义啊哈哈哈啊

410
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,366
大家都把特效打开一起进来

411
00:17:48,366 --> 00:17:50,099
是不是能把让一人看不过来

412
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:52,500
还真是欢迎自己捏

413
00:17:52,733 --> 00:17:55,199
主播后面叫上结果老师跟米诺

414
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,400
整个联合投稿吧

415
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:57,333
也不是不行了

416
00:17:57,333 --> 00:17:59,299
我跟结果老师联投就行了

417
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:03,200
主播是看了新同的国威梗百科吗

418
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,500
主播主播

419
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:08,500
当耿百客的时候童子还没出道呢

420
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:12,066
主播我听着主播睡觉这几点呢

421
00:18:12,066 --> 00:18:15,766
早上9点多就睡觉真不行欢迎明

422
00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:18,199
或者那个

423
00:18:18,366 --> 00:18:19,199
对了哎呀

424
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,000
或者那个新的那个大航海活动

425
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,966
你可以去抽一个那种进场特效

426
00:18:23,366 --> 00:18:25,799
如果那个正常的舰长进场

427
00:18:26,166 --> 00:18:27,666
卡BUG了的话

428
00:18:28,266 --> 00:18:30,499
就可以带个进场特效捏

429
00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:34,466
主播懂得可不比同桌多了对吧

430
00:18:36,666 --> 00:18:39,499
一眼易拉罐鉴定为米呀米呀

431
00:18:40,733 --> 00:18:42,966
好开哈哈哈哈哈

432
00:18:43,133 --> 00:18:45,466
没有没有这个这个这个梗老嗨

433
00:18:45,466 --> 00:18:48,466
这方面主播自认还是还是无人能敌的

434
00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:50,899
手机怎么关特效就可能

435
00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:53,100
在那种抽象群体之中

436
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:55,399
就主播属于引流狗级别的

437
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,200
但是在

438
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,766
虚拟主播里面已经绰绰有余了对吧

439
00:18:58,866 --> 00:19:00,133
但人家认真学习

440
00:19:00,133 --> 00:19:02,133
牺牲的有些人出生就在罗马呀

441
00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:02,799
对吧主播

442
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,300
主播既出生也在罗马好吧

443
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,666
主播已经赢赢赢两次了对吧

444
00:19:07,666 --> 00:19:10,133
我赢赢赢最后是输光光哈哈哈

445
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:11,400
哎呀

446
00:19:12,533 --> 00:19:16,133
好开乱开乱开乱开乱开嗯朝乱凑

447
00:19:16,133 --> 00:19:18,699
哎瑞平主播真是起步

448
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,000
的一点也不行呀

449
00:19:21,133 --> 00:19:22,066
怎么关的话

450
00:19:22,066 --> 00:19:24,466
你得在大航海里面有一个进入房间

451
00:19:24,466 --> 00:19:26,366
特效你得一个一个的选择

452
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:29,200
比如我去其他v的直播间就关特效

453
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,300
然后去小薇老师的直播间就开特效

454
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,133
去天地之星的直播间呢

455
00:19:33,133 --> 00:19:34,333
恨不得这个对吧

456
00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:36,499
天地之星下来铺红地毯迎接我

457
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:37,600
但是他不直播啊

458
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,466
我知道不是又踩啥套路啥的就好

459
00:19:40,466 --> 00:19:42,766
没关系不是不是肯定不会的呀

460
00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:44,733
哈哈哈你看我是那样的人吗

461
00:19:44,733 --> 00:19:46,166
咱俩认识半年了吧

462
00:19:46,166 --> 00:19:48,599
对吧我这个二三月的时候就认识

463
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:49,966
你看我是这样的人吗

464
00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:51,566
有一种恶作的美

465
00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:53,133
就要这种恶作的美

466
00:19:53,133 --> 00:19:54,799
不要不要恶作的美怎么办

467
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,133
我进房间怎么没特效

468
00:19:56,133 --> 00:19:57,066
我不知道呀

469
00:19:57,266 --> 00:19:58,866
你竟然没特效的墨墨亮

470
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,333
开个店长试试有没有特效

471
00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:04,166
哈哈哈什么变法

472
00:20:04,166 --> 00:20:06,799
我操我记得我把所有特效都关了

473
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,466
你带了一个进场特效吧

474
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,200
等我进到天理之星的直播间

475
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:13,733
天理之星

476
00:20:13,733 --> 00:20:15,599
自己开小号给自己打个红地毯

477
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:16,400
恭迎咪咪

478
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,600
啊这个是吧哈哈哈

479
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:22,200
呵呵不真的真没特效我给你看嘛

480
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:23,200
真是的

481
00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:25,966
你看你看你是刚来吗没特效的啊

482
00:20:25,966 --> 00:20:27,766
有有有有你有个大猫

483
00:20:27,766 --> 00:20:29,599
对没了没了就没了

484
00:20:29,933 --> 00:20:31,766
所以他不是全能显示的

485
00:20:31,766 --> 00:20:33,399
不是每次都能显示的

486
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,333
传扬出去美呀美呀

487
00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:38,499
说自己不是喵喵是罗马

488
00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:40,300
什么牛马

489
00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:42,199
牛马

490
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,866
到底为什么会变成现在这个意思啊

491
00:20:44,866 --> 00:20:46,766
是流氓的谐音吗

492
00:20:47,166 --> 00:20:49,133
我想来想去不知道是什么梗

493
00:20:49,133 --> 00:20:51,933
就是只能想到一个流氓的谐音

494
00:20:51,933 --> 00:20:53,499
但感觉有点站不住脚

495
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:55,933
哎那这样的话这个也太没意思了吧

496
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:04,200
有懂哥有有经常刷抖的哥们教一下啊

497
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,666
下次AC大喵喵来

498
00:21:05,666 --> 00:21:06,966
我应该让他教我

499
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,999
他一看就是老懂的人

500
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:11,900
点一首潇洒

501
00:21:11,900 --> 00:21:13,933
不是百善吧这个

502
00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:18,733
主播最近这两天一吐就就老想听这个

503
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:21,966
结果上次

504
00:21:22,566 --> 00:21:25,299
乐乐啊不是妖姬下楼哼着这个下来着

505
00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:26,000
我很哈人

506
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,600
我以为他看了我的直播呢

507
00:21:28,466 --> 00:21:30,533
欢迎把这个瓶子还你

508
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:33,266
建议百度牛马

509
00:21:33,266 --> 00:21:35,366
就是牛马当牛做马的意思

510
00:21:35,366 --> 00:21:36,799
那什么牛马不是

511
00:21:36,866 --> 00:21:39,766
在指责对方做事不地道吗

512
00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:42,333
我记得这个什么牛马在

513
00:21:42,466 --> 00:21:43,899
集美的那个嘴里面

514
00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:46,866
他是指着对方做事不地道就是不好

515
00:21:46,866 --> 00:21:48,333
不是一个好人的意思

516
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:50,666
然后跟下头差不多的意思啊

517
00:21:51,733 --> 00:21:53,333
欢迎梦瑶早上好

518
00:21:55,766 --> 00:21:57,533
哎你为什么有呀

519
00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:00,400
梦瑶是我的店长他有这个光临

520
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:01,966
但是他没有没有进场特效哎

521
00:22:01,966 --> 00:22:03,399
这这是不是卡bug啊

522
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,200
有的时候不一样你看

523
00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:08,166
但机器人就没欢迎他

524
00:22:08,666 --> 00:22:09,733
所以不知道为嘛

525
00:22:15,533 --> 00:22:16,466
大家都不知道

526
00:22:16,466 --> 00:22:17,566
看来大家大家

527
00:22:17,566 --> 00:22:18,933
跟我一样平常冲浪的

528
00:22:18,933 --> 00:22:21,333
这个范围好像有点狭窄

529
00:22:21,333 --> 00:22:22,999
哈哈哈

530
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:26,266
跟我一样平常冲浪冲浪的那个那个狭

531
00:22:26,300 --> 00:22:27,666
有点有点狭窄了

532
00:22:27,666 --> 00:22:28,499
我关了

533
00:22:29,566 --> 00:22:32,133
啊你关了他反而不显示

534
00:22:33,300 --> 00:22:34,200
但我能看着

535
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,133
你关了我也能看着

536
00:22:35,133 --> 00:22:36,666
我不刷倒着啊

537
00:22:36,666 --> 00:22:38,066
牛马是什么意思

538
00:22:38,333 --> 00:22:39,766
都不好看啊

539
00:22:39,766 --> 00:22:41,766
你终于说出真话了

540
00:22:41,766 --> 00:22:43,599
AC大喵喵上个剑

541
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:46,166
回家给我上剑吧

542
00:22:46,166 --> 00:22:47,766
真的吗哦

543
00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:49,766
真的吗真的吗

544
00:22:50,733 --> 00:22:52,499
这是我可以收到的东西吗

545
00:22:52,666 --> 00:22:53,799
欢迎蒙山君

546
00:22:53,966 --> 00:22:55,099
可以关着

547
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,666
哎这样行吗

548
00:23:00,133 --> 00:23:02,366
就他这个进场特效时灵时不灵

549
00:23:02,366 --> 00:23:04,666
有的时候你们后台切一下

550
00:23:04,733 --> 00:23:07,366
再点进来我都会看到你们有进场

551
00:23:07,766 --> 00:23:10,299
有的时候你们来就是一天都没来过

552
00:23:10,300 --> 00:23:11,366
再来我都看不到

553
00:23:11,366 --> 00:23:12,166
欢迎雨天

554
00:23:15,766 --> 00:23:17,366
看得到我进来的那个因为

555
00:23:17,366 --> 00:23:18,499
我等级大于20

556
00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:21,766
但是爱因那个牌子他带着星爷的30只

557
00:23:22,300 --> 00:23:23,800
牛马不是大拇指

558
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:26,366
又来自嘲自己底层打工人吗

559
00:23:27,166 --> 00:23:30,133
但是现在感觉不是这个意思就很奇怪

560
00:23:30,133 --> 00:23:33,399
我上了下去上楼问了妖精他是怎么了

561
00:23:33,533 --> 00:23:35,733
燕子我的燕子看见你就活了哦

562
00:23:35,733 --> 00:23:36,999
我是奇迹师

563
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,566
我操死而复生

564
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,366
我太厉害了好

565
00:23:42,266 --> 00:23:45,166
牛马是哈哈哈哈哈

566
00:23:46,066 --> 00:23:47,866
你好攻击好强啊

567
00:23:47,866 --> 00:23:50,699
不是你你你怎么有这么强的攻击性啊

568
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,700
不是这个等级是b站直播等级

569
00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:56,266
哦谢谢记忆

570
00:23:56,966 --> 00:24:00,699
这名字好像有点坑啊这能念吗呃

571
00:24:03,533 --> 00:24:04,333
呃

572
00:24:06,533 --> 00:24:08,766
嗯谢谢g

573
00:24:09,666 --> 00:24:10,466
呃

574
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:14,200
e森林该有的安宁

575
00:24:14,333 --> 00:24:17,333
自动续飞的舰长啊hold on the aliens

576
00:24:17,333 --> 00:24:18,133
哦

577
00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:20,799
太破费了太破费了我操我爹

578
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,200
感谢支持呀

579
00:24:22,366 --> 00:24:24,599
好的你爱了爱到我好卡

580
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:25,533
辛苦了辛苦了

581
00:24:25,533 --> 00:24:26,499
谢谢建成

582
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:27,900
感谢支持

583
00:24:28,066 --> 00:24:30,733
为了你去查的资料你就说我攻击性强

584
00:24:30,733 --> 00:24:33,333
哈哈好好好好谢谢你谢谢你

585
00:24:33,533 --> 00:24:34,533
嗯嗯

586
00:24:35,766 --> 00:24:37,266
呦哇

587
00:24:37,466 --> 00:24:38,466
出生

588
00:24:39,066 --> 00:24:41,266
现在的牛马大概是人吓人的地方

589
00:24:41,266 --> 00:24:43,533
看自称还是在那个什么

590
00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:47,466
谢谢你呀

591
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,200
别急别急

592
00:24:53,933 --> 00:24:55,766
肥猫啊我在呢

593
00:24:55,766 --> 00:24:57,099
灿灿我在呢

594
00:24:57,866 --> 00:25:01,099
你好敷衍肥猫我没有没有

595
00:25:02,166 --> 00:25:04,599
啊哪有敷衍啊

596
00:25:05,933 --> 00:25:07,899
翠莎巡逻中

597
00:25:08,366 --> 00:25:10,466
别寻好了别寻好了

598
00:25:10,466 --> 00:25:12,066
点歌连锁反应

599
00:25:12,066 --> 00:25:13,499
这听起来是正常歌

600
00:25:13,500 --> 00:25:14,566
等会我听一下

601
00:25:16,666 --> 00:25:18,533
连出反应

602
00:25:31,366 --> 00:25:33,533
第一声出来我就觉得不太对

603
00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:42,800
什么我可以说人吗

604
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:45,000
你不行你不行哎

605
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,166
哈哈哈

606
00:25:46,933 --> 00:25:49,099
哎呀你你喜欢叫就叫吧

607
00:25:49,100 --> 00:25:50,166
我已经白了

608
00:25:50,166 --> 00:25:50,966
反正

609
00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:53,200
这不是那个

610
00:25:54,100 --> 00:25:58,700
亲爱的小妹妹请你不要不要哭泣

611
00:25:59,333 --> 00:26:02,066
哎这不是这首歌吗哎

612
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:04,500
你可以跳啊

613
00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:05,366
但是呃

614
00:26:05,366 --> 00:26:08,333
我已经放弃反驳我是肥猫这件事情了

615
00:26:08,566 --> 00:26:09,566
那不错了

616
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:12,666
我已经放弃了哎

617
00:26:12,766 --> 00:26:13,899
没有用呀

618
00:26:13,900 --> 00:26:15,366
因为不管我说什么

619
00:26:15,366 --> 00:26:18,166
你可以叫我燕子也可以叫我燕燕

620
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:21,700
如果你愿意的话你开心可以叫我燕宝

621
00:26:21,966 --> 00:26:22,999
都可以

622
00:26:23,666 --> 00:26:27,899
但是大家还是喜欢叫我妈爹

623
00:26:28,700 --> 00:26:29,700
肥猫

624
00:26:30,133 --> 00:26:34,366
主人呃这没办法这个这没有办法呀

625
00:26:35,366 --> 00:26:39,399
我们的身份随着大家的需要而变化

626
00:26:39,500 --> 00:26:43,133
哈哈哈这个你们喜欢骄傲对吧

627
00:26:43,133 --> 00:26:44,766
主播也没有任何办法

628
00:26:44,766 --> 00:26:47,133
烟宝烟宝可爱捏

629
00:26:47,466 --> 00:26:50,999
肥烟肥烟是吧这个不行啊这个不行

630
00:26:52,066 --> 00:26:54,966
举报了别举报他们他们愿意的

631
00:26:55,066 --> 00:26:58,266
让让一人来承担让一人来背负吧

632
00:26:58,266 --> 00:26:59,699
一人愿意的

633
00:26:59,966 --> 00:27:02,999
跟我没关系我是不粘锅哦

634
00:27:03,733 --> 00:27:05,166
哥大点声好吗

635
00:27:05,166 --> 00:27:09,199
不行我直播间我是直播间的女王

636
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,933
我要成为直播间声音最大的人

637
00:27:11,933 --> 00:27:13,266
哥声音再大

638
00:27:14,366 --> 00:27:16,299
就听不到我说话了

639
00:27:16,533 --> 00:27:18,299
这里不都是母后吗

640
00:27:18,300 --> 00:27:19,066
也不是吧

641
00:27:19,066 --> 00:27:21,399
现在这个呃也不一定是母后吧

642
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:22,166
哈哈哈

643
00:27:22,166 --> 00:27:24,933
我这被打入冷宫了惨淡一发对吧

644
00:27:25,466 --> 00:27:26,999
惨淡一发奸臣

645
00:27:27,333 --> 00:27:30,666
谋害我我们之间的感情然后这个

646
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,566
抢尸这个这个这个呃

647
00:27:34,266 --> 00:27:37,399
恶劣技巧然后让我被打入了冷宫对吧

648
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,733
逼我50倾听我的复仇计划

649
00:27:39,733 --> 00:27:42,666
如何报复惨淡一发呃

650
00:27:43,100 --> 00:27:45,166
好的不粘锅知道我不粘锅

651
00:27:46,966 --> 00:27:48,933
不粘锅做饭不能爆锅

652
00:27:48,933 --> 00:27:50,399
但是就比较适合我

653
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:51,500
早上好默默

654
00:27:52,700 --> 00:27:54,533
不粘锅做饭不能爆锅呢

655
00:27:54,900 --> 00:27:55,900
说到母后

656
00:27:55,900 --> 00:27:58,466
昨天晚上太子在刚下播的时候竟然啊

657
00:27:58,466 --> 00:28:00,799
我还在想呢昨天太子为啥没来

658
00:28:00,933 --> 00:28:04,299
他最近都是感觉对不上来这个

659
00:28:04,666 --> 00:28:05,966
对不上时差

660
00:28:05,966 --> 00:28:08,866
他倒时差倒的总是快我一步是吧

661
00:28:11,533 --> 00:28:14,399
但但现在时差总是倒的快我一步啊

662
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,266
这个这个我下播了他醒了

663
00:28:16,266 --> 00:28:17,466
我下播了他又醒了

664
00:28:17,466 --> 00:28:19,666
肥猫我刚来别走好吗

665
00:28:22,066 --> 00:28:24,599
所以足以说明这种逆天的时差

666
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:26,600
一般人是坚持不了太久的

667
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,266
主播很快也可以不用坚持了

668
00:28:30,100 --> 00:28:32,766
主播主播今天凑不到205天

669
00:28:32,766 --> 00:28:34,066
明天不到200了

670
00:28:34,066 --> 00:28:38,866
白了倒的快你一步倒时差了不是

671
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:41,533
主播

672
00:28:41,533 --> 00:28:44,866
这直播间就不能有任何跟倒谐音的词

673
00:28:44,866 --> 00:28:48,866
比如说倒字啊这个这个这个呃奥比倒

674
00:28:49,166 --> 00:28:52,666
然后倒时差晕倒之类的

675
00:28:54,666 --> 00:28:57,333
不能说的字越来越多了

676
00:28:57,333 --> 00:28:59,299
怎么这么多需要注意的东西啊

677
00:28:59,300 --> 00:29:00,100
倒

678
00:29:00,966 --> 00:29:02,866
可你这么一说怎么这么怪呢

679
00:29:03,166 --> 00:29:04,999
小火龙很喜欢你的ID

680
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,166
你都叫他小火龙了你觉得他会喜欢吗

681
00:29:07,166 --> 00:29:08,933
他喜欢个屁他喜欢

682
00:29:09,666 --> 00:29:10,866
人家喜欢你

683
00:29:10,866 --> 00:29:12,733
你给人家上总督了怎么办

684
00:29:12,733 --> 00:29:14,499
伤留给我是吧

685
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,666
灭灭残满地伤

686
00:29:16,666 --> 00:29:18,066
我的笑容已泛黄

687
00:29:18,066 --> 00:29:18,666
你不知道

688
00:29:18,666 --> 00:29:20,766
我已经挂在了墙上的老照片里

689
00:29:21,066 --> 00:29:22,699
昨天笑喜了

690
00:29:23,533 --> 00:29:24,666
你知道他的笑

691
00:29:24,666 --> 00:29:27,199
背后是内心怎么样的苦涩吗

692
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:29,766
是吧

693
00:29:29,766 --> 00:29:34,699
总督留给小可名字和拱火留给你

694
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:36,566
梁木留给我是吧

695
00:29:38,133 --> 00:29:38,933
哈

696
00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:41,866
我想205呀

697
00:29:41,866 --> 00:29:43,099
我还想210呢

698
00:29:43,100 --> 00:29:44,700
早上好呀霍尔多米

699
00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:47,766
我还要可以英语直播吗

700
00:29:48,100 --> 00:29:50,700
我的英语被他们说很很辣

701
00:29:51,666 --> 00:29:53,666
说英语的话声音会辣的很

702
00:29:53,700 --> 00:29:56,000
我小号来一个如果可以的话

703
00:29:56,533 --> 00:29:58,599
可以吗这是可以上的吗

704
00:29:59,333 --> 00:30:02,499
嗯我只是直疏凶易罢了

705
00:30:02,900 --> 00:30:06,466
挑拨离间挑拨离间惨淡一发一个总督

706
00:30:06,733 --> 00:30:10,799
让我让我多年的经营如履薄冰的

707
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:13,700
小心全部复制一句惨淡一发

708
00:30:13,966 --> 00:30:15,166
恨你

709
00:30:16,133 --> 00:30:16,999
哎呀

710
00:30:18,366 --> 00:30:20,399
真的总都留给605

711
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:22,566
拱火的快感留给惨淡

712
00:30:23,166 --> 00:30:24,899
而良木留给了我

713
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,466
欢迎心雨呃

714
00:30:32,666 --> 00:30:34,199
从高铁下来了吗

715
00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:35,300
安宁

716
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,666
谢谢三九的关注呀

717
00:30:37,666 --> 00:30:38,399
感谢支持

718
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:41,533
如果你要你要挑拨两个v之间的关系

719
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,933
你就改另一个v的名字然后去给人家

720
00:30:43,933 --> 00:30:45,299
上总督就行了

721
00:30:47,133 --> 00:30:50,799
牛奶热我觉得这是当代的那个

722
00:30:51,666 --> 00:30:52,799
两个10万SC

723
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,000
打错直播间

724
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,866
对着乌咪喊咩力对着咩力喊乌咪

725
00:31:00,733 --> 00:31:03,766
那这么说的话应该惨淡变成这个

726
00:31:03,766 --> 00:31:06,399
呃月月家的惨淡打到那边

727
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,100
姚光之前应该改成这个这个这个

728
00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:11,266
小可家的姚光来给我上

729
00:31:11,266 --> 00:31:13,166
这样就就就正确了

730
00:31:13,866 --> 00:31:14,899
什么结晶了

731
00:31:14,933 --> 00:31:15,733
假的

732
00:31:15,900 --> 00:31:20,100
哇谢谢爱打弟弟的游戏的舰长呀

733
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:21,766
我操爹

734
00:31:21,766 --> 00:31:25,333
好的你爱丽开走完了自动放到珠光了

735
00:31:25,366 --> 00:31:28,166
谢谢爱打弟弟的游戏的舰长

736
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,366
我操爹爹

737
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:32,000
爱丽开的爹

738
00:31:32,666 --> 00:31:34,133
谢谢喵谢谢喵

739
00:31:34,133 --> 00:31:35,366
爱迪哥救命

740
00:31:36,333 --> 00:31:39,166
趁我姐不在你怎么每天都一套话术啊

741
00:31:39,166 --> 00:31:41,299
你姐姐对手机的掌控权也太弱了吧

742
00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:42,566
这我小号烟你都忘了

743
00:31:42,566 --> 00:31:44,699
我记得我记得

744
00:31:45,300 --> 00:31:48,000
但是上舰长要念你的ID的

745
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:51,400
你这什么歌单我不知道呀

746
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,066
他自动就会放到这些

747
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:57,400
谢谢恨他爱打弟弟的游戏的现场呀

748
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:59,666
俺应该送喵喵喵喵

749
00:31:59,900 --> 00:32:02,333
谢谢烟烟也偷看

750
00:32:02,333 --> 00:32:03,766
什么叫偷看啊

751
00:32:03,766 --> 00:32:06,066
我觉得当唯一不看唯一

752
00:32:06,066 --> 00:32:08,333
如同闭门造车呀

753
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:10,533
越是当v越是看v

754
00:32:10,533 --> 00:32:12,333
好吧越当v越看v

755
00:32:12,333 --> 00:32:15,299
什么岳大师岳大师是吧哈哈哈

756
00:32:15,333 --> 00:32:16,999
呃越当v越看v啊

757
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,933
你当v不看v就由同于这个这个

758
00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:21,566
写写论文

759
00:32:21,566 --> 00:32:22,599
然后那个

760
00:32:22,866 --> 00:32:25,499
不按照前人的这个这个思路去写

761
00:32:25,500 --> 00:32:28,066
如同那个你写一篇毕业论文

762
00:32:28,066 --> 00:32:29,266
你写了1万个字

763
00:32:29,266 --> 00:32:31,199
然后查成率1%

764
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:33,666
老师都惊叹前无古人后无来者

765
00:32:33,666 --> 00:32:35,499
从来没有任何人做过你这个

766
00:32:35,500 --> 00:32:36,500
领域的研究

767
00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:39,200
要不是你是本科生直接给你推去发IC

768
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:41,000
对吧这个

769
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:44,600
所以你不能脱离实际去去那个什么呀

770
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:45,400
你要你要吸

771
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:48,500
取人家的长处然后反思自己的短处

772
00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:51,533
当然我要我要澄清一件事

773
00:32:51,533 --> 00:32:53,799
我这里不是至少现在还不是

774
00:32:54,966 --> 00:32:56,933
我这边不是弟弟培训班

775
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,866
也不是主播的教室

776
00:32:59,866 --> 00:33:01,799
虽然我会播一些B2B的内容

777
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:03,500
但是我是觉得大家可能会

778
00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:05,133
对这方面比较感兴趣

779
00:33:05,133 --> 00:33:07,899
毕竟你在看演员演戏的同时

780
00:33:07,900 --> 00:33:09,533
你可能也会想看一些

781
00:33:09,566 --> 00:33:11,399
后台绿幕怎么做特效啊

782
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:14,066
然后演员怎么吊威雅呀这些花絮

783
00:33:14,066 --> 00:33:16,166
在我直播间这个相当于这些花絮

784
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,466
但是我直播间说这些不是因为

785
00:33:18,466 --> 00:33:19,766
不是为了大家来

786
00:33:19,766 --> 00:33:22,799
哈哈哈来找我学的昨天

787
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:26,733
昨天KK直接带着他社里面的妹妹

788
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:30,766
然后跟人家说跟人家说快看快看

789
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:34,566
学这个前辈你你去学他你去学他杂谈

790
00:33:34,666 --> 00:33:36,966
我要把你培养成第二个米燕蜜啊

791
00:33:37,266 --> 00:33:37,866
哈哈哈

792
00:33:37,866 --> 00:33:39,966
每个人都是独一无二的自己啊

793
00:33:39,966 --> 00:33:42,366
千千万不要这样你这样妹妹会良木

794
00:33:42,366 --> 00:33:43,733
我昨天不是在上课吗

795
00:33:43,733 --> 00:33:44,899
我就澄清一下

796
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,700
这个不是我的传统直播内容

797
00:33:46,700 --> 00:33:47,900
而且这个这个

798
00:33:47,966 --> 00:33:49,999
主播压箱底的就这么两招

799
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,300
你说全教会你了主播吃什么饭呢

800
00:33:52,300 --> 00:33:53,333
那不全完了吗

801
00:33:53,333 --> 00:33:54,533
不行了不行不行

802
00:33:54,900 --> 00:33:56,400
起码也得对吧

803
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:57,900
私下培训起码也得10年

804
00:33:57,900 --> 00:34:00,000
总督买断主播的这个职业生涯

805
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:03,066
然后主播才能给你整点这个秘方给你

806
00:34:03,066 --> 00:34:04,699
对吧这不行啊

807
00:34:04,700 --> 00:34:05,900
米言说的道理

808
00:34:05,900 --> 00:34:07,266
米言不能再说道理

809
00:34:07,266 --> 00:34:10,333
再说道理人家学完了我我说什么呀

810
00:34:10,933 --> 00:34:12,333
不能再学道理了

811
00:34:12,333 --> 00:34:14,399
等一会怎么你晚上在早上也在

812
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:15,766
因为在充舰长呢

813
00:34:15,900 --> 00:34:17,666
要努力因为要努力

814
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:20,000
不能乱讲你知道吗

815
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,200
怎么骗舰长

816
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:22,300
我不知道

817
00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:23,766
k子给你交学费了吗

818
00:34:23,866 --> 00:34:26,066
你别提了一提这个我就生

819
00:34:26,066 --> 00:34:28,599
气他交了锤子学费啊

820
00:34:28,666 --> 00:34:31,966
他给了我两朵小花一毛钱一朵的

821
00:34:33,533 --> 00:34:35,466
他给了我两朵小花

822
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:39,466
你说他不收学费这事还行

823
00:34:39,466 --> 00:34:41,899
就当我们我们这交情也这么久了

824
00:34:41,900 --> 00:34:43,466
也这么久的交情了对吧

825
00:34:43,466 --> 00:34:46,266
这个帮帮帮带着他手里下亲人

826
00:34:46,266 --> 00:34:48,166
也算是朋友的朋友对吧

827
00:34:48,366 --> 00:34:51,366
你你给我两朵小花是什么意思呀

828
00:34:51,866 --> 00:34:53,799
你快气死我了你知道吧

829
00:34:54,333 --> 00:34:57,766
他不送我还我还我还没那么生气

830
00:34:58,566 --> 00:35:00,499
他送完我更生气了

831
00:35:01,133 --> 00:35:03,699
啊好了我被阿k感到不值

832
00:35:03,866 --> 00:35:05,366
他送我两朵小花呀

833
00:35:05,366 --> 00:35:06,799
你怎么不为我感受不值

834
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:07,966
燕子啥时候掉200

835
00:35:07,966 --> 00:35:10,266
我争取我争取不那什么

836
00:35:10,566 --> 00:35:11,399
晚上拜的哥哥

837
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,566
没有没有我吃焦了我吃焦了

838
00:35:13,566 --> 00:35:14,899
对他教的是焦了

839
00:35:14,900 --> 00:35:17,766
但是因为是朋友大家大家那个什么

840
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,766
如果之后有这种情况

841
00:35:19,766 --> 00:35:21,066
谢谢某山军的小花呀

842
00:35:21,066 --> 00:35:21,766
感谢支持

843
00:35:21,766 --> 00:35:23,666
就就如果之后有这种情况

844
00:35:23,666 --> 00:35:25,133
因为k k我们比较熟吗

845
00:35:25,133 --> 00:35:26,699
然后给他教教还行

846
00:35:26,733 --> 00:35:27,766
大家大家

847
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:30,733
千万不要那个昨天学完之后脑洞大开

848
00:35:30,733 --> 00:35:31,933
然后自己递的v

849
00:35:31,933 --> 00:35:33,666
然后或者是哈哈哈

850
00:35:33,666 --> 00:35:34,766
觉得有哪个小v

851
00:35:34,766 --> 00:35:35,899
然后在人家地里那块

852
00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:37,666
人家说哎呀我不会砸坛怎么办

853
00:35:37,666 --> 00:35:38,466
然后你就跟他说啊

854
00:35:38,466 --> 00:35:40,133
关注米燕咪啊喵米燕咪啊

855
00:35:40,133 --> 00:35:41,466
天天给你讲课喵

856
00:35:41,466 --> 00:35:43,533
米燕咪啊v圈好老师喵

857
00:35:43,533 --> 00:35:44,933
专业的杂坛是喵

858
00:35:44,933 --> 00:35:47,699
纯杂坛上200件喵含金量拉满喵

859
00:35:47,700 --> 00:35:49,700
米燕咪啊教你怎么骗老头

860
00:35:49,700 --> 00:35:52,266
教你怎么那个什么免费公开课喵

861
00:35:52,266 --> 00:35:55,766
然后千万别别哈哈哈别别

862
00:35:55,766 --> 00:35:57,733
可别这么宣传我我害怕死了

863
00:35:57,733 --> 00:35:58,499
我觉得我们这些人

864
00:35:58,500 --> 00:35:59,866
肯定会能干出来这种事

865
00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:01,299
千万别这样好吧

866
00:36:02,533 --> 00:36:05,266
护花使者是吧能听电棍的吗

867
00:36:05,466 --> 00:36:06,933
能不能听电棍的

868
00:36:09,866 --> 00:36:11,966
别叠假了我受不了了

869
00:36:12,866 --> 00:36:13,099
哎呀

870
00:36:13,100 --> 00:36:15,366
我一听这首歌我觉得浑身浑身发麻

871
00:36:15,366 --> 00:36:16,333
浑身难受

872
00:36:16,533 --> 00:36:18,999
我歌词可以念哇塞在了

873
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,300
怎么了爱吃烤猪的榆林

874
00:36:21,700 --> 00:36:24,266
对呀我不是搞青训的

875
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,366
我不是搞谦虚的

876
00:36:26,366 --> 00:36:28,766
不要叫拔刀带他手下的逼来学习

877
00:36:28,766 --> 00:36:29,733
不要啊

878
00:36:32,266 --> 00:36:34,999
不是起码得交点学费吧

879
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,200
你可以找我学

880
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:38,266
但起码得交点学费吧对吧

881
00:36:38,266 --> 00:36:41,399
这就当主播赚外快了对吧对吧

882
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,166
这个百年卤水老秘方

883
00:36:44,366 --> 00:36:46,399
今天一个总督免费送给你啊

884
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:49,266
主播包售后包量身定制

885
00:36:49,266 --> 00:36:50,866
这个这个这个这个

886
00:36:50,866 --> 00:36:52,666
按照你的发展阶段

887
00:36:52,933 --> 00:36:54,966
150斤以下主播都能给你

888
00:36:54,966 --> 00:36:56,766
定制出未来该做的路线

889
00:36:57,133 --> 00:36:58,999
大家帮我宣传宣传业务吧对吧

890
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,500
这个付费项目看你要求的难度

891
00:37:01,533 --> 00:37:03,099
是说点简单的呢

892
00:37:03,100 --> 00:37:04,733
还是还是带着你冲浪

893
00:37:04,733 --> 00:37:06,099
给你恶补文化课呢

894
00:37:06,100 --> 00:37:07,300
还是帮你转型呢

895
00:37:07,300 --> 00:37:09,133
帮你选切片题材呢对吧

896
00:37:09,166 --> 00:37:10,566
这个价位不等啊

897
00:37:10,566 --> 00:37:12,599
欢迎来主播直播间投石问路

898
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:15,266
这个石呢这个有大有小有宝石有石头

899
00:37:15,266 --> 00:37:18,799
看你看你跟主播的交情哈哈哈好吧

900
00:37:19,533 --> 00:37:21,333
咪咪呀强势加盟

901
00:37:21,333 --> 00:37:23,333
不是没退役是没人要是吧

902
00:37:24,166 --> 00:37:24,866
主播

903
00:37:24,866 --> 00:37:27,333
我已经好久没听6个总督的故事了

904
00:37:27,333 --> 00:37:30,866
这直播养活不了自己只能退居幕后了

905
00:37:30,866 --> 00:37:31,766
怎么办呢

906
00:37:31,766 --> 00:37:33,866
哈哈哈那没办法了

907
00:37:34,133 --> 00:37:35,133
那不还是情绪吗

908
00:37:35,133 --> 00:37:37,366
拔刀必给你交学费对吧

909
00:37:37,366 --> 00:37:39,399
看看学费情况看看决定

910
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:40,300
我说什么

911
00:37:41,966 --> 00:37:43,133
烟成本就要成立

912
00:37:43,133 --> 00:37:44,266
假的假的假的

913
00:37:44,266 --> 00:37:46,666
我经营不了企业的我没有这个能力

914
00:37:46,666 --> 00:37:47,733
我经营不了

915
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:50,700
但是就挺挺搞笑的嗯

916
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:54,500
不过之前其实就

917
00:37:55,266 --> 00:37:56,266
大家没安利

918
00:37:56,266 --> 00:37:57,499
其实有好多微

919
00:37:57,500 --> 00:37:59,800
就是没事就挂在我直播间

920
00:37:59,933 --> 00:38:01,133
我都感到害怕

921
00:38:01,133 --> 00:38:03,366
有的时候往下翻看看谁来了我没

922
00:38:03,366 --> 00:38:06,066
欢迎到的时候啊对欢迎夏林

923
00:38:06,266 --> 00:38:09,166
就看看谁谁谁来了我没欢迎到

924
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:11,900
就就这个时候

925
00:38:12,166 --> 00:38:14,366
就能看到一些呃很熟悉的名字

926
00:38:14,366 --> 00:38:15,399
我就很害怕

927
00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:16,400
哈哈哈

928
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,800
我就害怕我就想他正在看我什么呢

929
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:21,333
我不知道他在看我什么呀哎呀害怕

930
00:38:22,333 --> 00:38:24,566
烟烟人代理经营那也不是不行的

931
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:25,533
如果愿意的话

932
00:38:25,533 --> 00:38:27,499
烟烟人代理经营也不是不行

933
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:30,700
可以吗听不清歌先润润你自己

934
00:38:30,700 --> 00:38:31,533
点完你自己润润

935
00:38:31,533 --> 00:38:33,066
那把歌切了拜拜

936
00:38:44,933 --> 00:38:47,066
我一吹什么都取经了都来了

937
00:38:47,066 --> 00:38:47,966
可别乱讲啊

938
00:38:47,966 --> 00:38:49,199
你可别乱讲啊

939
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:51,900
谢谢扣你而分手的粉丝团灯牌

940
00:38:51,900 --> 00:38:52,933
感谢支持

941
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,000
我挺害怕的

942
00:38:57,066 --> 00:39:00,266
哎呀有点紧张有点压力

943
00:39:00,266 --> 00:39:02,066
毕竟这个同行不一样吧

944
00:39:02,066 --> 00:39:03,533
同行不一样你知道吧

945
00:39:03,966 --> 00:39:05,899
关注我对吧大家

946
00:39:05,900 --> 00:39:07,933
大家可能可能看不出来是什么样

947
00:39:07,933 --> 00:39:08,733
但是但是

948
00:39:09,066 --> 00:39:11,266
同行在我直播间我就会很紧张

949
00:39:11,266 --> 00:39:13,099
有种上级给我验收

950
00:39:13,166 --> 00:39:15,199
验收那个那个那个什么的

951
00:39:15,700 --> 00:39:17,066
你不听不清吗

952
00:39:17,066 --> 00:39:18,199
那不一样的吗

953
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:21,166
你不你都要走了

954
00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:24,300
我还不让切歌呀你不要走了吗

955
00:39:24,966 --> 00:39:26,933
烟们在的在的欢迎莫言

956
00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:29,999
同行就有一种就是就是

957
00:39:30,533 --> 00:39:32,733
上级验收工作的感觉

958
00:39:32,933 --> 00:39:34,866
我看我看那个

959
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:38,733
啊80件100件的v进来我就心想我超大v

960
00:39:38,866 --> 00:39:41,366
然后我就心想啊我好像现在比100件多

961
00:39:41,666 --> 00:39:43,333
我就很害怕你知道吧

962
00:39:43,533 --> 00:39:45,133
假扣你假的

963
00:39:45,133 --> 00:39:46,299
可你打的这个字啊

964
00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:47,900
这低放都不能算低放

965
00:39:47,900 --> 00:39:49,966
it's like your mouse away

966
00:39:50,733 --> 00:39:54,299
要切歌我的切切不不是不是

967
00:39:55,666 --> 00:39:56,799
哎那我走吧

968
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:59,800
你自己说的要走我才把歌切了的

969
00:40:00,466 --> 00:40:02,266
哎你怎么现在一副受伤的样子

970
00:40:02,266 --> 00:40:03,533
我把你赶走的样子

971
00:40:03,533 --> 00:40:05,299
你自己说的要走我操

972
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:06,400
你又听不清

973
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:08,133
因为别的冰箱里总

974
00:40:08,133 --> 00:40:08,966
有这么大声

975
00:40:08,966 --> 00:40:10,866
再大就就那个啥了

976
00:40:11,500 --> 00:40:13,533
再大我就说不了话了

977
00:40:20,866 --> 00:40:25,133
你要听的是哪个歌手的川田吗

978
00:40:25,166 --> 00:40:25,966
什么

979
00:40:26,566 --> 00:40:27,766
丰田卖什么

980
00:40:28,333 --> 00:40:30,766
不认识是这个吗哎

981
00:40:38,366 --> 00:40:39,466
你怎么还能在

982
00:40:39,466 --> 00:40:41,199
弹幕数据后台看着东西啊

983
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:42,333
一生无所求

984
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:43,800
你是什么身份啊

985
00:40:43,933 --> 00:40:45,499
我操韩人

986
00:40:46,766 --> 00:40:47,766
弹幕数据后台

987
00:40:47,766 --> 00:40:49,533
看到主播和主播的小号进来

988
00:40:49,533 --> 00:40:50,333
那很正常

989
00:40:50,333 --> 00:40:51,933
那这确实很正常啊

990
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,500
因为我也是我也是到处乱逛的

991
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:56,166
甚至开着进场特效

992
00:40:56,166 --> 00:40:57,666
去过其他v的直播间

993
00:40:58,300 --> 00:40:59,366
一等一的干

994
00:40:59,366 --> 00:41:01,933
好吧欢迎爱笑中午好

995
00:41:28,300 --> 00:41:29,533
欢迎滔天

996
00:41:29,533 --> 00:41:32,499
主播开着进场特效可以去舞蹈区吗

997
00:41:33,366 --> 00:41:35,399
他都知道我是臭白子

998
00:41:36,700 --> 00:41:39,466
他都知道知道主播主播是臭白子

999
00:41:39,466 --> 00:41:40,566
那能咋办呢

1000
00:41:48,366 --> 00:41:51,066
开弟弟弟弟弟弟那个什么

1001
00:41:51,533 --> 00:41:54,599
弟人回大家去电台去跟舞蹈去是吧

1002
00:41:55,900 --> 00:41:58,466
一边滴一边那个市场分析是吧

1003
00:41:58,466 --> 00:41:59,766
感觉不太好吧

1004
00:42:01,133 --> 00:42:02,733
万一滴到最后这个

1005
00:42:02,733 --> 00:42:04,266
看看人家妹妹跳舞

1006
00:42:04,266 --> 00:42:05,899
我就开始流口水怎么办

1007
00:42:07,933 --> 00:42:09,566
怎么变成白字了

1008
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,600
能不能别白好吗

1009
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:14,966
答应我别白好吗

1010
00:42:14,966 --> 00:42:16,966
现在舞蹈去看见白字也欢迎

1011
00:42:16,966 --> 00:42:17,766
真的吗

1012
00:42:18,900 --> 00:42:20,466
那个白字的名字

1013
00:42:20,466 --> 00:42:23,566
他是就开着那个大船的进场特效

1014
00:42:23,566 --> 00:42:25,933
那个特效的名字颜色是白的

1015
00:42:25,933 --> 00:42:28,766
而且他白色的饱和度特别高

1016
00:42:28,766 --> 00:42:30,299
所以我们说他是白字

1017
00:42:30,866 --> 00:42:34,066
看见白字就喊你丢水晶球点5啊啊

1018
00:42:34,066 --> 00:42:34,966
这这还有这种

1019
00:42:34,966 --> 00:42:36,133
这种要饭啊

1020
00:42:36,666 --> 00:42:37,599
呃

1021
00:42:38,733 --> 00:42:40,933
丢个水晶球听主播口条是吧

1022
00:42:40,933 --> 00:42:42,299
就感觉没人爱听啊

1023
00:42:42,300 --> 00:42:45,066
主播这没人送也会也会说话的

1024
00:42:45,066 --> 00:42:46,133
感觉没人爱听

1025
00:42:46,300 --> 00:42:48,933
这个创收感觉不如不如讲课

1026
00:42:49,333 --> 00:42:51,366
手机看直播真的好烦

1027
00:42:51,533 --> 00:42:52,533
为什么呀

1028
00:42:53,733 --> 00:42:55,466
他容易上下滑是真的

1029
00:42:55,933 --> 00:42:58,166
主播家里怎么坏了装潢了

1030
00:43:00,266 --> 00:43:02,599
因为你怎么来我家了

1031
00:43:02,666 --> 00:43:04,199
呃这个

1032
00:43:04,700 --> 00:43:06,166
因为我把家拆了

1033
00:43:06,166 --> 00:43:07,699
我觉得因为人不能

1034
00:43:07,700 --> 00:43:09,766
哈哈哈不能总是睡我

1035
00:43:09,766 --> 00:43:11,799
华贵的家具换点破烂上去啊

1036
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:14,600
不对不对其实是我在装修那个大饭店

1037
00:43:14,666 --> 00:43:17,066
刚装了一半然后就不想放上来

1038
00:43:17,066 --> 00:43:19,366
现在那些好家具都在大饭店里面

1039
00:43:19,466 --> 00:43:21,366
等我装完之后会放出来的

1040
00:43:22,166 --> 00:43:23,566
主逼爸爸

1041
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:26,333
感觉延迟高不能多开点

1042
00:43:26,333 --> 00:43:27,799
延迟确实有点高的

1043
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:29,133
可能是因为我这边推流

1044
00:43:29,133 --> 00:43:30,299
物理延迟比较高

1045
00:43:30,500 --> 00:43:33,666
有人说女生扎双马尾很麻烦是这样吗

1046
00:43:33,666 --> 00:43:37,399
主办你要随便扎扎的话无所谓啊

1047
00:43:37,933 --> 00:43:40,899
对这个随便扎扎无所谓

1048
00:43:40,900 --> 00:43:43,333
但是要扎成这种左边

1049
00:43:43,333 --> 00:43:45,199
右边完全对称的双马尾

1050
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:46,733
是非常费精力的

1051
00:43:46,866 --> 00:43:49,066
因为你在分头发缝的时候

1052
00:43:49,100 --> 00:43:51,800
有的时候你本来已经扎的差不多了

1053
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:54,100
结果发现一高一低就得解开重扎

1054
00:43:55,266 --> 00:43:56,899
你自己扎的时候你看不出来一高

1055
00:43:56,900 --> 00:43:59,200
一低的或者绑绑那个马尾的手劲

1056
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:00,800
一边是正绑一边是反绑

1057
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:02,266
然后看起来就会不一样

1058
00:44:02,266 --> 00:44:05,266
一边往外翘一边往里凹你就要重绑

1059
00:44:05,966 --> 00:44:07,766
然后你在那个什么的时候

1060
00:44:07,766 --> 00:44:10,599
你在那个左右梳的时候也会出问题

1061
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:12,400
就是这样的很麻烦的

1062
00:44:20,466 --> 00:44:22,266
谢谢蒙山真的这个好哎

1063
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:24,900
谢谢大安叫的带你远航

1064
00:44:24,966 --> 00:44:27,566
谢谢蒙山真的打榜太破费了

1065
00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:30,666
谢谢大长念

1066
00:44:30,733 --> 00:44:32,899
主播能寄点加拿大土特产吗

1067
00:44:32,900 --> 00:44:34,000
我知道你在说什么呀

1068
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:37,266
但是蜂糖蓝莓和冰酒是可以寄的

1069
00:44:37,266 --> 00:44:37,999
这你再说的

1070
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:38,533
这个东西

1071
00:44:38,533 --> 00:44:40,566
你要是敢报名我就把你禁言了

1072
00:44:41,366 --> 00:44:41,999
说的我也想

1073
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,166
倒也可以捏

1074
00:44:43,266 --> 00:44:44,366
高马尾好呀

1075
00:44:44,366 --> 00:44:45,799
高马尾真的挺好的

1076
00:44:46,066 --> 00:44:46,966
欢迎球长

1077
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:51,000
胜率只有79%的大跌我们

1078
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,733
我们什么时候能回到80%

1079
00:44:52,733 --> 00:44:55,066
我觉得应该能回到82%

1080
00:44:55,066 --> 00:44:56,333
次元那种双马尾有很

1081
00:44:56,333 --> 00:44:58,266
多头发的大概要

1082
00:44:58,566 --> 00:45:00,366
正现实中正常女生

1083
00:45:00,366 --> 00:45:01,666
两个半女生的发量

1084
00:45:01,666 --> 00:45:03,399
才能扎那么多双马尾吧

1085
00:45:04,300 --> 00:45:06,766
大概起码得2个半女生的发量吧

1086
00:45:06,766 --> 00:45:08,399
这洗头发得洗一个半小时吧

1087
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:10,600
主播已经很多年没扎过双马尾了

1088
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:11,400
无他

1089
00:45:12,166 --> 00:45:13,766
发量太少秃秃

1090
00:45:15,500 --> 00:45:17,200
谢谢蒙山军的金币呀

1091
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:18,500
好的你来一个照片

1092
00:45:18,866 --> 00:45:19,899
很容易秃啊

1093
00:45:19,900 --> 00:45:21,800
扎双马尾他会掉的

1094
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,400
头皮就很容易掉头发

1095
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:25,100
你把那个绳子剪下来之后

1096
00:45:25,766 --> 00:45:28,333
他那个发圈上一般就会缠着好多头发

1097
00:45:28,333 --> 00:45:29,766
你们不要跟我说那个

1098
00:45:29,933 --> 00:45:32,266
哈哈哈你们你们不要跟我说你们

1099
00:45:32,266 --> 00:45:33,966
你们要主办掉下来的头发呀

1100
00:45:33,966 --> 00:45:35,866
然后跟主办做个亲子鉴定

1101
00:45:35,866 --> 00:45:39,666
鉴定为基因相似99.9%是你的亲生女儿

1102
00:45:39,666 --> 00:45:40,466
是吧

1103
00:45:41,300 --> 00:45:42,800
这下真不错接了

1104
00:45:42,933 --> 00:45:45,466
主播会自己扎双马尾吗

1105
00:45:46,066 --> 00:45:49,899
不会你扎双马尾都是猫妈妈给我扎的

1106
00:45:51,500 --> 00:45:52,666
小猫的时候

1107
00:45:52,666 --> 00:45:53,766
文艺汇演的时候

1108
00:45:53,766 --> 00:45:55,333
猫妈妈给我扎两个双马尾

1109
00:45:55,333 --> 00:45:56,133
我一蹦一跳的

1110
00:45:56,133 --> 00:45:58,166
穿着我的小红裙子就出门了

1111
00:45:59,266 --> 00:46:00,066
害怕

1112
00:46:00,166 --> 00:46:02,999
每个PK一个大船主播速速抬上钻石

1113
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,733
太难了我让前女友留个两个月

1114
00:46:04,733 --> 00:46:06,466
后来他想把我杀了

1115
00:46:07,466 --> 00:46:08,533
爱二次元了

1116
00:46:08,533 --> 00:46:10,266
搞不好他分手之后还要到处去

1117
00:46:10,266 --> 00:46:12,799
小红书说集美前任真下头

1118
00:46:12,966 --> 00:46:15,333
二次元爱好的男性真的是

1119
00:46:15,333 --> 00:46:17,733
让我天天扎双马尾扮幼太

1120
00:46:17,733 --> 00:46:19,566
集美们千万要擦亮眼睛

1121
00:46:19,566 --> 00:46:21,666
这种男人怎么样对你都不能要

1122
00:46:21,666 --> 00:46:22,266
不能寐

1123
00:46:22,266 --> 00:46:24,199
男他他可能就会跟你说这一些

1124
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:25,000
你知道吧

1125
00:46:26,466 --> 00:46:28,199
欢迎天下欢迎19

1126
00:46:29,366 --> 00:46:30,699
他可能就会这么说

1127
00:46:31,500 --> 00:46:34,000
我已经预想到了这个那个什么

1128
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,366
主播的一个能力就是

1129
00:46:35,366 --> 00:46:36,733
一件事情还没做的时候

1130
00:46:36,733 --> 00:46:38,799
我就能预料到最坏的情况下

1131
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:41,066
会有人怎么样骂我

1132
00:46:41,666 --> 00:46:42,466
所以这件事情

1133
00:46:42,466 --> 00:46:44,399
我在做之前我都会三思一下

1134
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,900
先想想最好的话能获得什么样的收益

1135
00:46:46,900 --> 00:46:49,533
最坏的话人家骂我能难听到啥程度

1136
00:46:49,533 --> 00:46:51,899
如果大家都这骂我那我能接受吗

1137
00:46:51,900 --> 00:46:52,866
我能改变吗

1138
00:46:52,866 --> 00:46:54,266
对吧然后我才会去做

1139
00:46:55,266 --> 00:46:56,933
提醒我该把他拉黑了

1140
00:46:56,933 --> 00:46:57,566
哈哈

1141
00:46:57,566 --> 00:47:00,166
一个好的前任就应该像嘎啦一样啊

1142
00:47:00,166 --> 00:47:02,133
好吧这个两厢祝福

1143
00:47:04,300 --> 00:47:05,666
谢谢他是梦的

1144
00:47:05,666 --> 00:47:06,466
牛蛙牛蛙

1145
00:47:07,333 --> 00:47:08,666
感谢支持你

1146
00:47:08,966 --> 00:47:11,366
through the motions

1147
00:47:15,300 --> 00:47:20,500
so let's get lost let's get lost什么顺口

1148
00:47:20,933 --> 00:47:22,766
这不是很有用的技能吗

1149
00:47:22,766 --> 00:47:24,266
我觉得这真的很有用

1150
00:47:24,866 --> 00:47:26,466
欢迎瑶瑶早上好

1151
00:47:27,300 --> 00:47:30,500
当v当主播当公众人物

1152
00:47:30,500 --> 00:47:32,366
这种技能太好用了吧

1153
00:47:32,366 --> 00:47:33,099
我觉得这

1154
00:47:33,100 --> 00:47:35,366
从来没有觉得主播的这个危险预感

1155
00:47:35,366 --> 00:47:36,399
这么好用过

1156
00:47:36,666 --> 00:47:38,699
虽然大多数时候是想多了

1157
00:47:39,266 --> 00:47:41,699
但宁愿多想99次对吧

1158
00:47:41,700 --> 00:47:42,766
你漏想的那一次

1159
00:47:42,766 --> 00:47:43,333
可能

1160
00:47:43,333 --> 00:47:46,666
你整个人这么长时间以来积累的风平

1161
00:47:46,700 --> 00:47:48,566
积累的东西就全都没了

1162
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:50,666
就人家就把你过去全否定了

1163
00:47:50,666 --> 00:47:52,766
提到你就只想起来你错的那件事了

1164
00:47:52,766 --> 00:47:53,966
人都是这样的

1165
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,366
白纸上都看黑点

1166
00:47:55,366 --> 00:47:57,266
咱也别说什么人性的问题了

1167
00:47:57,266 --> 00:47:59,299
人都是白纸上就盯着黑点看了

1168
00:47:59,300 --> 00:48:00,966
这是本能啊嗯

1169
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:03,533
don't pretend you're calling it quits now

1170
00:48:04,266 --> 00:48:07,466
baby let's get lost in the moment

1171
00:48:08,300 --> 00:48:11,900
i Don't care if i make it out alive

1172
00:48:12,333 --> 00:48:16,199
baby let's just go through the motions

1173
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:20,266
we'll only fall in love if we lose our minds

1174
00:48:20,266 --> 00:48:22,566
so let's get lost

1175
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:24,933
看看唱什么歌吧

1176
00:48:24,933 --> 00:48:26,466
今天哼哼歌呢

1177
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:33,733
主播心思这么省力

1178
00:48:33,733 --> 00:48:36,166
玩狼人杀已经很厉害了

1179
00:48:36,566 --> 00:48:38,599
我都是装新手

1180
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:40,933
就跟大家说啊这是我第一次玩

1181
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:42,066
我不会玩

1182
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:46,200
大家啊我第一次玩这游戏

1183
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:47,933
没玩过啊这个

1184
00:48:47,933 --> 00:48:50,799
不太会说话不知道用名词怎么用啊

1185
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:53,300
我都装新手不过确实我也是新手啊

1186
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,866
我到现在一共也没玩过多少次

1187
00:48:55,866 --> 00:48:58,133
一共也就玩了线上没玩过

1188
00:48:58,133 --> 00:49:01,399
线下的话跟朋友玩过三四次吧

1189
00:49:01,566 --> 00:49:03,166
而且还很久之前了

1190
00:49:03,900 --> 00:49:06,066
每次我都跟他们说我第一次玩这个

1191
00:49:06,066 --> 00:49:09,166
玩到中间玩到中间然后哈哈哈

1192
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:11,800
主播扮演萌新一直可以的

1193
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:13,333
主播一直都很萌新的

1194
00:49:13,333 --> 00:49:14,533
晚上好汽水

1195
00:49:14,933 --> 00:49:17,333
从g g什么玩意

1196
00:49:20,766 --> 00:49:22,466
你说的这个g

1197
00:49:22,766 --> 00:49:23,566
呃

1198
00:49:24,100 --> 00:49:25,766
什么v高能

1199
00:49:26,133 --> 00:49:29,699
他是哔哩哔哩的这个剪辑吗

1200
00:49:29,700 --> 00:49:32,066
还是其他网站的剪辑啊

1201
00:49:32,066 --> 00:49:34,566
是一个黑色黄色

1202
00:49:42,166 --> 00:49:43,533
还有这种简称

1203
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:45,566
别这么简称就挺吓人的

1204
00:49:47,966 --> 00:49:50,899
国币高能时刻好吗国币高能时刻好吗

1205
00:49:50,900 --> 00:49:51,266
谢谢

1206
00:49:51,266 --> 00:49:53,866
国币高能时刻啊不不要简称啊不要

1207
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,366
不要简写不要简称有点吓人啊

1208
00:49:57,366 --> 00:50:00,266
主播预测一下连顿一秒出去多少份

1209
00:50:01,866 --> 00:50:04,266
爱的2,500-3,000吧对吧

1210
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:08,300
雷那个那个装扮我看了但我没买呀

1211
00:50:08,300 --> 00:50:10,933
因为我我这个付款现在在境外

1212
00:50:10,933 --> 00:50:11,899
我付不出去

1213
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:13,366
所以没买

1214
00:50:14,900 --> 00:50:16,800
萌新光环是吧真是新手啊

1215
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:19,066
因为三四次确实没太玩明白

1216
00:50:19,066 --> 00:50:21,199
对但是他们玩的更不好

1217
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:23,366
专心手可能出现不知道刀手

1218
00:50:23,366 --> 00:50:24,399
就把这新手刀了吧

1219
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:25,700
没事可以刀的

1220
00:50:25,700 --> 00:50:27,666
反正我抽到的都不是一些

1221
00:50:27,666 --> 00:50:30,066
一些需要带节奏的位置对

1222
00:50:31,900 --> 00:50:33,400
高能时刻是吧

1223
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:34,900
不如不如记恩时刻

1224
00:50:34,900 --> 00:50:36,133
感觉不如记恩时刻

1225
00:50:36,133 --> 00:50:37,366
别不能细说

1226
00:50:37,366 --> 00:50:38,566
细说完了直播间要没

1227
00:50:38,566 --> 00:50:39,366
了

1228
00:50:39,966 --> 00:50:41,333
他给我吓了一跳

1229
00:50:41,333 --> 00:50:43,133
你这你这这么这么发言

1230
00:50:43,133 --> 00:50:45,299
你举办了不会不会干掉吗

1231
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,333
你举办了之后不会干掉吗

1232
00:50:47,733 --> 00:50:49,099
燕燕想买吗

1233
00:50:49,100 --> 00:50:50,066
买什么呀

1234
00:50:50,300 --> 00:50:51,000
雷顿吗

1235
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,300
是买不了还是对我们雷子有成见的

1236
00:50:53,300 --> 00:50:59,200
这就是典型的传话新中国最后一个太

1237
00:51:00,733 --> 00:51:03,166
这就是典型的这个抗大总管啊

1238
00:51:03,166 --> 00:51:03,999
两仪式对吧

1239
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,933
就是阴阳怪气啊这个这个

1240
00:51:07,100 --> 00:51:10,466
夸大事实然后联想能力对吧

1241
00:51:10,466 --> 00:51:11,566
浮想联翩

1242
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:13,933
两仪式不当抗大总管真的可惜

1243
00:51:16,133 --> 00:51:18,533
主播吧2不倒会给水友装新手吗

1244
00:51:18,533 --> 00:51:19,666
啊那倒不会吧

1245
00:51:19,666 --> 00:51:21,533
我玩这游戏装新手干嘛呀

1246
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:23,466
大家都知道我家里很漂亮啊

1247
00:51:23,466 --> 00:51:24,333
当然现在不是了

1248
00:51:24,333 --> 00:51:25,899
我现在把家具全撤掉

1249
00:51:25,933 --> 00:51:26,733
大家进来之后

1250
00:51:26,733 --> 00:51:28,733
只能躺在空荡荡的地板上打滚

1251
00:51:28,733 --> 00:51:30,899
然后睡我给大家准备的猫窝狗窝是吧

1252
00:51:30,900 --> 00:51:34,100
哈哈哈我还真有一个猫窝一个狗窝

1253
00:51:34,100 --> 00:51:36,000
但是这两个东西我不敢放出去

1254
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:36,700
我怕有阴

1255
00:51:36,700 --> 00:51:37,800
人站在那个前面

1256
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:39,800
疑惑自己为什么不能钻进去

1257
00:51:39,933 --> 00:51:41,933
所以我从来都不放出来啊

1258
00:51:42,900 --> 00:51:44,000
染色高能时刻

1259
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,166
已经看不见肥猫了

1260
00:51:45,166 --> 00:51:47,066
爱切不切你随意

1261
00:51:49,700 --> 00:51:51,933
真的吗假的假的

1262
00:51:55,966 --> 00:51:57,299
我睡狗窝好吗

1263
00:51:57,300 --> 00:51:59,466
你们不会因为抢狗窝打起来吧

1264
00:52:01,066 --> 00:52:01,933
憋吧

1265
00:52:02,900 --> 00:52:05,200
那主播就是成了千古罪人了

1266
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:06,866
因为这个这个这个

1267
00:52:06,866 --> 00:52:09,333
这个主播的观众竟征睡狗窝

1268
00:52:09,466 --> 00:52:11,466
在奥比岛内打成一团

1269
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:13,200
试过了钻不进去

1270
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:14,466
你还真是啊

1271
00:52:15,133 --> 00:52:17,699
你你有没有什么别的爱好和追求了

1272
00:52:17,700 --> 00:52:19,166
你这么没出息的吗

1273
00:52:19,333 --> 00:52:21,199
就就这就这

1274
00:52:22,300 --> 00:52:24,200
我这里有那么多人抢狗窝

1275
00:52:24,966 --> 00:52:27,499
然后我再去抽一个皮鞭怎么样

1276
00:52:27,500 --> 00:52:28,600
我再抽个皮鞭

1277
00:52:29,966 --> 00:52:32,099
进来的话给你哐哐抽一边子

1278
00:52:32,100 --> 00:52:33,533
什么什么什么什么

1279
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:36,400
那个那个什么爱好者呀

1280
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:37,766
爱什么爱慕的

1281
00:52:37,766 --> 00:52:40,199
爱好者呀可不能这么乱搞呀

1282
00:52:40,366 --> 00:52:41,799
诡计多端的灵

1283
00:52:44,066 --> 00:52:45,399
灵异事件出现了

1284
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:48,333
传下去紫色肥猫让噎人睡猫窝狗窝

1285
00:52:48,333 --> 00:52:50,399
我是叫你们千万不要去睡

1286
00:52:50,500 --> 00:52:51,800
千万不要去睡

1287
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:53,300
你们都要睡是吧

1288
00:52:53,933 --> 00:52:57,066
瞅我哎我就知道鬼最终端是0

1289
00:52:57,100 --> 00:52:58,400
这下掉出来了吧

1290
00:52:58,566 --> 00:53:01,499
跟那个那个呃跟抖m切割了

1291
00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:02,800
狠狠切割了

1292
00:53:06,266 --> 00:53:08,699
5块我本来对这个游戏没有兴趣的

1293
00:53:08,700 --> 00:53:09,733
现在一想啊

1294
00:53:09,733 --> 00:53:12,599
可以睡紫色肥猫的猫窝狗窝

1295
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:15,133
还可以被紫色肥猫拿鞭子抽

1296
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:17,400
很很快就去下载一个是吧

1297
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:19,533
哦不懂什么时候给主播打钱啊

1298
00:53:19,533 --> 00:53:21,999
都打到指标了什么时候有我一份啊

1299
00:53:22,166 --> 00:53:24,199
起码我也为这个游戏贡献了

1300
00:53:24,300 --> 00:53:28,100
50多个下载量跟1万五到2万的氪金量吧

1301
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:31,600
起码分我一半吧奥比特

1302
00:53:44,933 --> 00:53:46,399
好经典的歌呀

1303
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:48,600
这种曲风叫什么电音吗

1304
00:53:55,266 --> 00:53:58,066
主播在给2比较打钱我没有打了

1305
00:53:58,066 --> 00:54:00,366
其实我没有我没有没有打特别多

1306
00:54:00,366 --> 00:54:02,899
就是也就一点点也就一点点

1307
00:54:03,066 --> 00:54:04,933
不是我给2比较打钱

1308
00:54:04,933 --> 00:54:07,799
是大家下载了这个游戏完了之后

1309
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:09,733
被这个游戏的消费陷阱骗了

1310
00:54:09,733 --> 00:54:10,999
你们都被骗了

1311
00:54:11,933 --> 00:54:13,399
where is your love

1312
00:54:22,733 --> 00:54:24,966
主播给2味道招来一堆奇怪的受众

1313
00:54:24,966 --> 00:54:26,399
就流水就行了呗

1314
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:28,366
你管他是抖s还是抖m

1315
00:54:28,366 --> 00:54:30,899
还是天天睡别人家床还是怎么样的

1316
00:54:30,933 --> 00:54:32,799
有活跃度有上限量

1317
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:35,400
任务也做等级也升钱也充

1318
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:37,133
他有什么不满意的

1319
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:39,533
他有什么不满意的让他来找我

1320
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,133
你播的时间不对吧晚上人多

1321
00:54:42,133 --> 00:54:43,133
那官号会来吧

1322
00:54:43,133 --> 00:54:44,299
应该是假的吧

1323
00:54:44,300 --> 00:54:46,366
我觉得应该得参加那个活动吧

1324
00:54:46,533 --> 00:54:48,099
应该不是随便送的

1325
00:54:48,100 --> 00:54:49,100
不太清楚

1326
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:51,666
他应该不是随便送的

1327
00:54:51,666 --> 00:54:53,733
大家有熟悉就真不要为过

1328
00:54:53,733 --> 00:54:55,333
为过礼物的人知道吗

1329
00:54:55,333 --> 00:54:57,533
那实在不行的话晚上开播装修吧

1330
00:54:57,533 --> 00:54:59,166
也不是不行可以加一场

1331
00:55:00,466 --> 00:55:04,066
比如我晚上9点开播装修装到11点

1332
00:55:04,066 --> 00:55:06,566
11点开始砸坛砸坛砸到半夜1点

1333
00:55:06,866 --> 00:55:09,933
什么什么什么什么通宵带酒回啊

1334
00:55:09,933 --> 00:55:10,966
这也太久了吧

1335
00:55:10,966 --> 00:55:13,199
为了钓奥比岛万一没钓到亏死了

1336
00:55:14,466 --> 00:55:16,399
i'll be there for you

1337
00:55:20,700 --> 00:55:25,333
i want you to show me how to get to know

1338
00:55:26,733 --> 00:55:29,066
可能因为你们打二倍找的泰哥吧

1339
00:55:29,366 --> 00:55:29,799
对啊

1340
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:32,700
应该打泰哥他才会给我刷刷刷米呢

1341
00:55:33,866 --> 00:55:35,733
应该要打泰哥他才能给我刷啊

1342
00:55:35,733 --> 00:55:37,466
我不能再点这个乐园通行证了

1343
00:55:37,466 --> 00:55:38,499
大家要提醒我

1344
00:55:38,666 --> 00:55:41,933
上次上次那个那个那个那个上次

1345
00:55:41,933 --> 00:55:43,766
我我我我点了这个东西

1346
00:55:43,766 --> 00:55:47,533
手贱点了一下想看一眼就就把他干了

1347
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:50,400
奥比岛官号超能用户榜10

1348
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:52,266
有没有一分是打给主播的

1349
00:55:52,266 --> 00:55:53,933
跟主播一毛钱关系都没有

1350
00:55:53,933 --> 00:55:56,266
奥比岛跟主播一毛钱关系都没有好吧

1351
00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:58,666
切割了已经切割一两亩

1352
00:55:58,733 --> 00:56:04,666
and how will we ever know the love will ever grow without trying

1353
00:56:05,266 --> 00:56:07,066
without trying

1354
00:56:07,666 --> 00:56:09,999
and how will we ever see

1355
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:14,300
if we are meant to be it's terrifying听听侧脸吧

1356
00:56:14,700 --> 00:56:17,133
我家先不再放一首侧脸想听听

1357
00:56:18,466 --> 00:56:21,966
谢谢欧内的三观好正的黑金之书啊

1358
00:56:21,966 --> 00:56:24,166
谢谢谢谢红中你啊这个整

1359
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:25,466
你到底是怎么想的

1360
00:56:25,466 --> 00:56:27,333
改出来这么一个名字啊

1361
00:56:29,666 --> 00:56:33,199
有一种抽象跟纯良兼具

1362
00:56:34,566 --> 00:56:38,466
吴亦诺跟安菲齐菲的这个

1363
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:40,100
美感

1364
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,966
介于生与死之间的审美是吧

1365
00:56:46,100 --> 00:56:48,366
你到底怎么取出来这个名字的

1366
00:56:50,133 --> 00:56:52,533
我我认识一个又玩啊又玩我的主播

1367
00:56:52,533 --> 00:56:53,133
真下头

1368
00:56:53,133 --> 00:56:56,133
对这主播又玩圆又玩农又玩啊又玩5

1369
00:56:56,133 --> 00:56:58,333
然后还玩手游玩闪耀暖暖

1370
00:56:58,466 --> 00:57:00,199
就就差什么东西不玩

1371
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:02,400
只有这个高品质的游戏不玩

1372
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:03,933
这个这个高品质的

1373
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:05,366
什么主机游戏

1374
00:57:05,366 --> 00:57:07,299
PC游戏这个主播通通不玩

1375
00:57:07,300 --> 00:57:10,733
天天盯着他那个b手游真下头真下头

1376
00:57:10,733 --> 00:57:11,699
国女真下头

1377
00:57:11,700 --> 00:57:14,200
喵又是看数据的一天喵

1378
00:57:14,366 --> 00:57:17,133
耶耶我好辛苦可以看看大风扇吗

1379
00:57:17,133 --> 00:57:17,933
呀吼

1380
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:23,933
啊啊啊啊啊哈

1381
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:31,933
呃b m s春季天使潘金莲

1382
00:57:32,333 --> 00:57:35,533
弱的潘金亮哈敏的潘金亮嘿

1383
00:57:36,133 --> 00:57:38,866
龙哥登的S6的潘金亮

1384
00:57:42,300 --> 00:57:42,933
如何存在

1385
00:57:42,933 --> 00:57:45,899
用安卓模拟器玩乱路手游你这

1386
00:57:45,933 --> 00:57:47,166
你为什么不直接

1387
00:57:47,333 --> 00:57:48,599
你为什么不直接

1388
00:57:49,466 --> 00:57:50,999
玩乱路端游呢

1389
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:54,266
为什么不接玩乐都端游呢

1390
00:57:56,500 --> 00:57:57,900
摆了后面不想改词

1391
00:57:57,900 --> 00:58:00,000
现场改太累了就有没有有能言人

1392
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:01,300
给主播填点词吧

1393
00:58:01,300 --> 00:58:02,566
填点词吧好吗

1394
00:58:03,166 --> 00:58:04,933
啊对了等一下我对接一下

1395
00:58:04,933 --> 00:58:05,866
我我对接一下

1396
00:58:05,866 --> 00:58:07,499
每次上播的时候才能想起来

1397
00:58:08,566 --> 00:58:11,066
问一下那个谁啊问一下

1398
00:58:11,900 --> 00:58:18,066
陪伴三个季节还是承受决裂

1399
00:58:18,733 --> 00:58:25,333
最后一句感谢还有多余的抱歉

1400
00:58:25,333 --> 00:58:29,966
奔跑在街上大雨淋湿的视线

1401
00:58:29,966 --> 00:58:33,866
反反复复的自我欺骗

1402
00:58:34,066 --> 00:58:37,733
再分开在之前

1403
00:58:37,766 --> 00:58:41,333
没有勇气想的更远

1404
00:58:41,466 --> 00:58:44,933
黄昏下模糊的侧脸

1405
00:58:45,366 --> 00:58:48,666
遗忘了伤痛的少年

1406
00:58:48,866 --> 00:58:52,499
有风险才蜕变

1407
00:58:52,500 --> 00:58:56,066
时间总会说出再见

1408
00:58:56,066 --> 00:58:59,733
曾经是心心念念随随便便深深浅浅

1409
00:58:59,733 --> 00:59:03,466
爱上了不语不言不计前嫌不知疲倦

1410
00:59:03,466 --> 00:59:06,333
向后向前遇见改变

1411
00:59:06,333 --> 00:59:09,333
那残破的碎片

1412
00:59:10,900 --> 00:59:14,500
我知道从一开始随随便便深深浅浅

1413
00:59:14,500 --> 00:59:18,300
不过是爱的自由不计前嫌不知疲倦

1414
00:59:18,300 --> 00:59:21,200
永远太远走远遥远

1415
00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:23,966
放开不再拖欠

1416
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:25,466
哦

1417
00:59:25,466 --> 00:59:27,466
谢谢大m酱的

1418
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:29,800
呦呼好酷好酷

1419
00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:33,366
谢谢大m酱的带你起航喵阿里卡豆喵

1420
00:59:33,533 --> 00:59:35,333
谢谢喵谢谢支持喵

1421
00:59:35,466 --> 00:59:37,399
充个电喵充个电喵

1422
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:40,366
反正每天生活都一样我每天两次反正

1423
00:59:40,366 --> 00:59:43,199
陪伴3个季节

1424
00:59:43,733 --> 00:59:46,799
还是承受决裂

1425
00:59:47,533 --> 00:59:50,299
最后一句感谢

1426
00:59:51,100 --> 00:59:53,966
还有多余的抱歉

1427
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:58,533
奔跑在街上大雨淋湿的视线

1428
00:59:58,533 --> 01:00:02,366
反反复复的自我欺骗

1429
01:00:02,700 --> 01:00:06,333
再分开在之前

1430
01:00:06,366 --> 01:00:09,899
没有勇气想的更远

1431
01:00:10,166 --> 01:00:13,566
黄昏下模糊的侧脸

1432
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:17,200
遗忘了伤痛的少年

1433
01:00:17,466 --> 01:00:21,099
有风险才蜕变

1434
01:00:21,133 --> 01:00:24,766
时间总会说出再见

1435
01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:29,200
曾经是

1436
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:32,900
心心念念随随便便深深浅浅爱上了

1437
01:00:32,900 --> 01:00:35,866
不言不语不计前嫌不知疲倦

1438
01:00:35,866 --> 01:00:41,399
向后向前遇见改变那残破的碎片

1439
01:00:41,866 --> 01:00:43,299
刚才是我唱着唱的

1440
01:00:43,300 --> 01:00:43,933
我总忽然觉得

1441
01:00:43,933 --> 01:00:45,799
站着唱好像比坐着唱强多了

1442
01:00:46,533 --> 01:00:47,866
虽然大家听起来都跑

1443
01:00:47,866 --> 01:00:50,166
但我自己能感觉到站着唱有有气

1444
01:00:50,166 --> 01:00:50,966
你知道吧

1445
01:00:51,066 --> 01:00:53,499
越太远走越遥远

1446
01:00:53,533 --> 01:00:56,133
放开不再拖欠

1447
01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:00,600
站着唱是有气的

1448
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:06,100
最近是不是应该偷偷的练一练唱跳的

1449
01:01:06,100 --> 01:01:07,333
毕竟三弟已经在座

1450
01:01:07,333 --> 01:01:08,999
是不是应该偷偷练练什么唱跳

1451
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:09,933
一只猫之类的

1452
01:01:09,933 --> 01:01:10,966
哈哈哈

1453
01:01:11,066 --> 01:01:13,599
我到时候给大家整点那个经典的是吧

1454
01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:15,566
那个呃经典的整点啥呢

1455
01:01:15,566 --> 01:01:17,799
呃人家

1456
01:01:18,266 --> 01:01:20,599
直播都是唱一些经典名曲啊

1457
01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:22,066
然后再加上唱跳

1458
01:01:22,166 --> 01:01:24,899
然后主播上来给主播大家整点什么

1459
01:01:24,900 --> 01:01:25,800
那个呃

1460
01:01:27,166 --> 01:01:28,666
副歌版的新宝岛

1461
01:01:28,666 --> 01:01:31,199
整点那个唱跳的一只猫

1462
01:01:31,666 --> 01:01:34,099
再整点那个那个那个什么什么儿歌

1463
01:01:34,100 --> 01:01:36,133
儿歌金曲儿歌王是吧

1464
01:01:36,300 --> 01:01:38,366
站着唱胸腔可以下沉多一点

1465
01:01:38,366 --> 01:01:39,399
对我也觉得

1466
01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:42,533
感觉气会比较舒缓一些

1467
01:01:42,733 --> 01:01:44,266
感觉原唱不如主播

1468
01:01:44,266 --> 01:01:46,699
别别别震别震震震挺吓人的

1469
01:01:46,700 --> 01:01:47,766
就有点含人了

1470
01:01:49,666 --> 01:01:52,166
滤镜又厚了一些竟然感觉唱的还行

1471
01:01:52,700 --> 01:01:55,066
你都意识到滤镜厚了你就差不多得了

1472
01:01:55,066 --> 01:01:57,799
别别别这么乱夸主播真以为自己进步

1473
01:01:57,800 --> 01:01:59,700
然后自己哪天真开3D唱跳

1474
01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:01,200
人家周围的人就看啊

1475
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:02,066
个人是3D唱跳

1476
01:02:02,066 --> 01:02:04,366
那我看看吧一听唱的什么东西啊

1477
01:02:04,366 --> 01:02:07,133
所以大家还是要这个这个正常一点

1478
01:02:07,133 --> 01:02:08,799
小猫乱唱是吧

1479
01:02:09,500 --> 01:02:12,600
make me uh drunk i say那什么什么来着

1480
01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:14,133
是是这是英语吗

1481
01:02:14,133 --> 01:02:16,099
那个我我一直没有看过歌词

1482
01:02:18,466 --> 01:02:19,666
对就雇佣着

1483
01:02:19,666 --> 01:02:22,399
同城的主播就只能在地上停车雇佣了

1484
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:23,200
因为

1485
01:02:28,466 --> 01:02:31,199
把爱留在身边

1486
01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:34,533
窗外有个蓝蓝的天

1487
01:02:34,900 --> 01:02:37,333
落叶那一瞬间

1488
01:02:37,333 --> 01:02:42,666
记得多穿一件一天过

1489
01:02:42,766 --> 01:02:45,399
d y兔的这两个歌手一个叫Michael

1490
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:46,566
一个叫u咪

1491
01:02:47,266 --> 01:02:49,133
这个听起来就很很像

1492
01:02:49,166 --> 01:02:52,333
很像那种日语歌姬的那种感觉

1493
01:02:53,666 --> 01:02:59,366
话你从来不会说多在乎你到底懂不懂

1494
01:02:59,366 --> 01:03:03,766
你有没有对我一点点心动

1495
01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:08,333
哦爱我的话给我回答

1496
01:03:08,333 --> 01:03:11,599
我的爱丫爱丫没时差

1497
01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:16,333
等待是我为你付出的代价

1498
01:03:16,766 --> 01:03:20,999
哦爱我的话要回答

1499
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:24,300
我只等你等你一句话

1500
01:03:24,300 --> 01:03:32,700
走太远你走太远你的回答听不见

1501
01:03:42,533 --> 01:03:44,799
哪天要不然站着给大家直播吧

1502
01:03:45,266 --> 01:03:48,299
把那个电脑放在边上的那个边柜上面

1503
01:03:48,300 --> 01:03:50,800
或者是干脆把电脑放在跑步机上面

1504
01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:52,933
原创的感觉好明显

1505
01:03:52,933 --> 01:03:54,466
是吧好高情商的

1506
01:03:54,866 --> 01:03:55,699
好高情商

1507
01:03:55,700 --> 01:03:56,800
谢谢你谢谢你

1508
01:03:56,933 --> 01:03:58,766
要不把电脑放跑步就像我在跑步

1509
01:03:58,766 --> 01:04:00,099
一边给大家直播吧

1510
01:04:00,133 --> 01:04:03,366
怎么样一边锻炼一边一边那个站着

1511
01:04:03,366 --> 01:04:04,766
然后一边练气吸烟

1512
01:04:09,466 --> 01:04:12,699
家里好像没有足够高的那种桌子

1513
01:04:12,700 --> 01:04:14,533
不能让人站着桌哎

1514
01:04:14,533 --> 01:04:16,733
这都是那种很薄的小柜子

1515
01:04:16,733 --> 01:04:19,266
要回答我只等你

1516
01:04:19,266 --> 01:04:21,099
等你一句话

1517
01:04:21,100 --> 01:04:23,933
走太远你走太远

1518
01:04:23,933 --> 01:04:25,899
你的回答

1519
01:04:29,966 --> 01:04:30,866
你在做什么

1520
01:04:30,866 --> 01:04:32,766
我在跑步哈哈哈

1521
01:04:32,766 --> 01:04:35,166
不不不不是这个意思不是这个意思啊

1522
01:04:35,166 --> 01:04:36,199
真不是这个意思

1523
01:04:36,333 --> 01:04:38,466
我只能说别改好吗

1524
01:04:41,133 --> 01:04:42,266
好像确实是

1525
01:04:42,266 --> 01:04:43,699
但是主播这个身体

1526
01:04:43,700 --> 01:04:45,400
估计播个健身环就嘎了

1527
01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:46,566
应该不太行啊

1528
01:04:49,133 --> 01:04:52,099
睡了的睡了的而且下播也打算睡觉

1529
01:04:52,100 --> 01:04:54,366
我不打算那个什么我不打算

1530
01:04:57,333 --> 01:04:58,733
再玩倒屁的

1531
01:04:59,500 --> 01:05:01,933
除非我今天晚上剪切片

1532
01:05:01,933 --> 01:05:04,766
就是把我的想想剪的东西都剪出来

1533
01:05:05,066 --> 01:05:09,133
哦爱我的话要回答

1534
01:05:09,166 --> 01:05:10,566
我只等你

1535
01:05:10,566 --> 01:05:12,466
等你一句话

1536
01:05:12,466 --> 01:05:15,199
走太远你走太远

1537
01:05:15,200 --> 01:05:20,666
你的回答听不见

1538
01:05:21,266 --> 01:05:23,166
跑步机直播跑步好吗

1539
01:05:23,300 --> 01:05:25,900
那对了昨天有多少人听了我的直播呀

1540
01:05:26,066 --> 01:05:27,966
昨天有多少人听了我的直播

1541
01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:30,800
我们按照昨天的那个思路来播吧

1542
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:32,900
本来昨天那个思路是我打算

1543
01:05:33,166 --> 01:05:35,366
有有话说的时候想把它拿出来的

1544
01:05:35,366 --> 01:05:37,699
我们说说水果吧哈哈哈

1545
01:05:37,700 --> 01:05:40,133
开摆了按自己的教案开始讲课了

1546
01:05:40,133 --> 01:05:41,766
我们开始开始第二次了

1547
01:05:43,100 --> 01:05:45,000
我是忽然想到我台子上面

1548
01:05:45,166 --> 01:05:47,399
睡觉了晚安哪东方正晚安晚安

1549
01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:48,700
我忽然想到我台子上面

1550
01:05:48,700 --> 01:05:49,733
上次写的那个荔枝

1551
01:05:49,733 --> 01:05:50,666
一直没吃完

1552
01:05:50,666 --> 01:05:51,666
真不好吃

1553
01:05:51,900 --> 01:05:53,666
没人听我就睡着了

1554
01:05:54,100 --> 01:05:56,366
我们我们这个时间牙混一下吧

1555
01:05:56,366 --> 01:05:58,266
食一下我自己啊食一下我自己

1556
01:05:58,266 --> 01:06:00,399
好吧食一下牙混

1557
01:06:01,100 --> 01:06:03,400
我是昨天真想说水果

1558
01:06:03,666 --> 01:06:05,533
因为为什么我在这边

1559
01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:07,000
买荔枝真的买不到

1560
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:08,933
就中超也好西超也好

1561
01:06:09,066 --> 01:06:13,299
荔枝大概要就8-12块钱一绑

1562
01:06:13,300 --> 01:06:15,366
就相当于60块钱左右一斤

1563
01:06:15,366 --> 01:06:17,299
还是妃子笑他不好吃

1564
01:06:17,300 --> 01:06:19,466
我不知道本地为啥没有这个东西

1565
01:06:19,866 --> 01:06:21,666
感觉不如买荔枝罐头啊

1566
01:06:21,666 --> 01:06:23,966
荔枝罐头4块钱一罐还贼甜

1567
01:06:24,266 --> 01:06:25,499
实力教学

1568
01:06:25,800 --> 01:06:27,366
我说昨天没进去睡觉

1569
01:06:27,366 --> 01:06:29,899
我以为你不感兴趣了你要去睡觉了呢

1570
01:06:29,900 --> 01:06:31,000
别叫他来学习

1571
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:32,400
这是我真想说的

1572
01:06:34,166 --> 01:06:34,899
主播

1573
01:06:34,900 --> 01:06:38,766
曾经以为荔枝就等于那种红皮的

1574
01:06:38,766 --> 01:06:39,999
核特别大的

1575
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:41,366
跟小核的

1576
01:06:41,366 --> 01:06:44,099
妃子笑我以为荔枝只有这两种

1577
01:06:44,100 --> 01:06:45,933
直到这两年上了网

1578
01:06:45,966 --> 01:06:49,533
他们才告诉我有桂味和什么是桂味吗

1579
01:06:49,666 --> 01:06:52,766
白糖什么因还有糯米糍

1580
01:06:52,900 --> 01:06:55,500
他们说这3种特别甜特别好吃

1581
01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:57,766
跟广东的朋友聊天的时候

1582
01:06:57,933 --> 01:06:59,966
然后他说那个我不吃

1583
01:06:59,966 --> 01:07:02,733
妃子笑我说那呃为什么不吃

1584
01:07:02,733 --> 01:07:04,799
妃子笑那个我说你是不是不吃荔枝啊

1585
01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:06,333
荔枝是酸甜的是不是不吃荔

1586
01:07:06,333 --> 01:07:08,766
枝啊他说不是不是不是不是

1587
01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:09,366
可不是的

1588
01:07:09,366 --> 01:07:11,499
因为因为那个妃子笑是酸的

1589
01:07:11,500 --> 01:07:13,466
但是剩下那几种是甜的

1590
01:07:13,466 --> 01:07:14,933
我说还有纯甜的荔枝吗

1591
01:07:14,933 --> 01:07:16,533
这世界上还有这种东西吗

1592
01:07:16,733 --> 01:07:17,866
完全找不到

1593
01:07:17,866 --> 01:07:19,766
我去找过了看起来

1594
01:07:19,866 --> 01:07:22,399
他们不说有那种红壳红皮的荔枝吗

1595
01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:23,500
看着就像是

1596
01:07:24,666 --> 01:07:28,399
妃子笑跟熟过头快坏了的妃子笑一样

1597
01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:29,533
就这种感觉

1598
01:07:29,700 --> 01:07:31,166
可能因为你在北方吧

1599
01:07:31,166 --> 01:07:33,099
对我在北方我就只有妃子笑吃

1600
01:07:33,100 --> 01:07:34,666
但是妃子笑也挺好吃的

1601
01:07:35,500 --> 01:07:37,566
这边的荔枝就又贵又难吃

1602
01:07:37,566 --> 01:07:39,533
真的真的我就一点都不想吃

1603
01:07:40,900 --> 01:07:43,800
饱含着期待买的那个

1604
01:07:44,100 --> 01:07:47,066
妃子笑买的那个蒜蓉小龙虾

1605
01:07:47,900 --> 01:07:50,166
朕不得不说

1606
01:07:50,366 --> 01:07:52,099
真的让朕很失望

1607
01:07:52,100 --> 01:07:53,933
朕真的不得不罢免他们

1608
01:07:53,933 --> 01:07:54,999
真的不好吃

1609
01:07:57,266 --> 01:07:57,966
也出门了

1610
01:07:57,966 --> 01:07:59,066
要不然我还想问问他

1611
01:07:59,066 --> 01:08:02,366
在这边怎么才能买到好吃的那个荔枝

1612
01:08:02,366 --> 01:08:04,266
应该买什么样的品种会好吃

1613
01:08:04,500 --> 01:08:06,966
居然还有澳洲进口的荔枝

1614
01:08:07,166 --> 01:08:09,266
但是澳洲那边居然是种荔枝的吗

1615
01:08:09,266 --> 01:08:10,733
我第一次知道这件事情

1616
01:08:11,166 --> 01:08:11,766
早上好

1617
01:08:11,766 --> 01:08:14,166
因为画画啥也不会我还要我还要

1618
01:08:16,733 --> 01:08:20,166
爱我的话给我回答

1619
01:08:20,333 --> 01:08:23,766
我的爱丫爱丫没时差

1620
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:29,000
等待是我为你付出的代价

1621
01:08:29,933 --> 01:08:34,066
哦爱我的话要回答

1622
01:08:34,166 --> 01:08:37,533
我只等你等你一句话

1623
01:08:37,533 --> 01:08:41,666
走太远你走太远你的回答

1624
01:08:45,800 --> 01:08:50,266
什么词来着忘了记不住了拜了拜拜

1625
01:08:59,566 --> 01:09:00,133
主播

1626
01:09:00,133 --> 01:09:02,733
我以礼物那里有个红点消不掉一次

1627
01:09:02,733 --> 01:09:03,766
是因为大船

1628
01:09:03,766 --> 01:09:04,666
为什么呀

1629
01:09:04,700 --> 01:09:06,000
你有什么建议吗

1630
01:09:06,700 --> 01:09:10,333
你点一下他点个赠送

1631
01:09:11,766 --> 01:09:12,066
啊

1632
01:09:12,066 --> 01:09:14,166
欢迎无尽魔就不不不是就是那个意思

1633
01:09:14,166 --> 01:09:16,533
就是你点一下他点个赠送

1634
01:09:17,733 --> 01:09:19,499
还是你看看你免费礼物里面

1635
01:09:19,500 --> 01:09:21,066
就有没有新抽到的一些

1636
01:09:21,066 --> 01:09:21,766
什么小花

1637
01:09:21,766 --> 01:09:23,133
牛蛙什么什么

1638
01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:25,400
友谊小船什么什么之类的

1639
01:09:27,166 --> 01:09:29,599
关了伴奏主播唱歌天下第一好听

1640
01:09:29,600 --> 01:09:31,100
因为关了伴奏没东西

1641
01:09:31,133 --> 01:09:34,466
没东西参考了就听不出来跑调了是吧

1642
01:09:35,466 --> 01:09:38,333
你好狠你好毒啊我受不了了

1643
01:09:46,866 --> 01:09:49,766
荔枝挺湿润的一次不要吃太多

1644
01:09:49,766 --> 01:09:50,533
这边的荔枝

1645
01:09:50,533 --> 01:09:52,566
已经没有任何人让我一次吃到很

1646
01:09:52,566 --> 01:09:53,566
多的想法了

1647
01:09:54,466 --> 01:09:56,499
emaza lucky to it

1648
01:09:56,500 --> 01:09:58,200
not that man don't

1649
01:09:58,200 --> 01:10:00,166
cause i know it too

1650
01:10:00,166 --> 01:10:01,099
don't need it

1651
01:10:01,900 --> 01:10:06,700
i saw that Rudy stare

1652
01:10:07,066 --> 01:10:12,899
i saw that Rudy

1653
01:10:12,900 --> 01:10:15,666
主播知道怎么白嫖更多礼物吗

1654
01:10:16,366 --> 01:10:18,533
真没研究我你可以问问观众啊

1655
01:10:18,533 --> 01:10:21,399
主播主播真没研究我这个事主播主播

1656
01:10:21,766 --> 01:10:23,999
研究过主播才能什么时间段开播

1657
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:25,366
才能有更多人看

1658
01:10:25,900 --> 01:10:27,266
谢谢源哥的小花

1659
01:10:27,266 --> 01:10:28,333
我不知道耶

1660
01:10:31,166 --> 01:10:33,466
天选的话你在这个直播间

1661
01:10:35,100 --> 01:10:37,266
牌子等级高或者关注时间久

1662
01:10:37,266 --> 01:10:39,366
或者新上的舰长啊之类的

1663
01:10:39,366 --> 01:10:41,133
他权重可能会高一些

1664
01:10:42,466 --> 01:10:45,166
红包的话就纯属拼运气了

1665
01:10:45,700 --> 01:10:46,500
欢迎老庙

1666
01:10:46,600 --> 01:10:48,566
你每次同时抢四五个红包

1667
01:10:48,566 --> 01:10:49,466
都抢不到多少钟

1668
01:10:49,466 --> 01:10:51,366
怎么可能是因为你抢太多了呀

1669
01:10:52,500 --> 01:10:53,866
你抢太多了吧

1670
01:10:53,866 --> 01:10:56,266
他那个后台把你的权重降低了

1671
01:10:56,600 --> 01:10:57,700
主播不咋抢

1672
01:10:57,700 --> 01:11:00,333
但主播的高光时刻是曾经

1673
01:11:00,333 --> 01:11:02,966
4月份在也如霍老师那边

1674
01:11:03,133 --> 01:11:05,199
我抢到过一个心愿水晶球

1675
01:11:05,366 --> 01:11:07,166
一个包里面就一个心愿水晶球

1676
01:11:07,166 --> 01:11:08,666
几百个人抢我抢到了

1677
01:11:08,666 --> 01:11:09,566
我厉害吧

1678
01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:11,733
哈哈我是不是特别厉害

1679
01:11:12,100 --> 01:11:14,366
荔枝有点涩个人喜欢龙眼那种甜

1680
01:11:14,366 --> 01:11:15,933
龙眼的甜发闷哎

1681
01:11:15,933 --> 01:11:16,866
他是那种

1682
01:11:17,466 --> 01:11:19,166
吃起来闷闷的的感觉

1683
01:11:19,166 --> 01:11:21,766
欢迎晚上好叶知秋啊为什么会这样呢

1684
01:11:23,066 --> 01:11:24,466
可能因为我在北方

1685
01:11:24,466 --> 01:11:26,366
所以吃的龙眼也不是特别新鲜吧

1686
01:11:26,366 --> 01:11:28,933
吃起来就是那种很闷的感觉

1687
01:11:31,966 --> 01:11:41,099
kauai

1688
01:11:43,766 --> 01:11:48,333
girl

1689
01:11:50,366 --> 01:11:53,466
好数字什么钛合金手机

1690
01:11:53,466 --> 01:11:55,699
人机分离10米自动爆炸是吧

1691
01:11:57,366 --> 01:12:00,133
哎这个歌你跟着他的那个鼓点摇

1692
01:12:00,133 --> 01:12:01,533
就觉得很开心

1693
01:12:01,766 --> 01:12:05,899
yeah mister i can't lie to me oh boy

1694
01:12:13,133 --> 01:12:14,966
不摇了不摇了看着好累呀

1695
01:12:15,333 --> 01:12:17,133
我这也没有很大的动作幅度

1696
01:12:17,133 --> 01:12:17,899
但不知道为什么

1697
01:12:17,900 --> 01:12:19,933
呈现出来就动作幅度贼大

1698
01:12:20,333 --> 01:12:22,333
换个换个衣服吧换个衣服吧

1699
01:12:23,666 --> 01:12:26,333
再错也没有紫色肥猫错了差不多得了

1700
01:12:26,333 --> 01:12:27,333
谢谢damn这样的

1701
01:12:27,333 --> 01:12:28,133
又是一个小

1702
01:12:28,800 --> 01:12:29,600
海浪

1703
01:12:31,466 --> 01:12:33,166
这下真好多好多小海浪

1704
01:12:33,166 --> 01:12:33,999
欢迎果实喵

1705
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:35,533
早上好呀果实喵

1706
01:12:44,266 --> 01:12:48,366
某一个某一次美丽吗

1707
01:12:54,600 --> 01:12:55,766
哎这唱的什么呀

1708
01:12:55,766 --> 01:12:56,933
晚上好喵

1709
01:13:01,133 --> 01:13:04,933
she's the one you all need don't get that you could you want me

1710
01:13:14,666 --> 01:13:15,933
试图把我激怒

1711
01:13:17,466 --> 01:13:19,066
谢谢一氧化碳小妹

1712
01:13:19,066 --> 01:13:21,766
氧化氧化之后不是变成二氧化碳了吗

1713
01:13:21,766 --> 01:13:23,899
谢谢你的粉丝团灯牌感谢支持

1714
01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:26,133
不懂就问小海老什么用

1715
01:13:26,133 --> 01:13:27,399
就是没什么用吧

1716
01:13:27,466 --> 01:13:29,866
刚才是不是又绿幕漏出来了啊

1717
01:13:29,933 --> 01:13:31,666
米亚米亚直播中

1718
01:13:32,266 --> 01:13:34,166
绝美后台内幕露出

1719
01:13:34,500 --> 01:13:36,133
呃摄像头出bug

1720
01:13:36,166 --> 01:13:37,699
什么中指暴露是

1721
01:13:39,133 --> 01:13:41,133
我记得早些年的v圈

1722
01:13:41,133 --> 01:13:42,699
早些年的炒作版本

1723
01:13:42,700 --> 01:13:46,000
就1819年的时候都是流行啊

1724
01:13:46,300 --> 01:13:49,166
不小心漏出中之人之类的这种啊

1725
01:13:49,166 --> 01:13:51,099
然后到后面就跟那个爸爸妈妈

1726
01:13:51,100 --> 01:13:52,800
爷爷奶奶发现直播了

1727
01:13:52,900 --> 01:13:54,866
怎么说这个虚拟形象背后的

1728
01:13:54,866 --> 01:13:55,333
这个

1729
01:13:55,333 --> 01:13:57,733
实际确实是大家一直都很感兴趣啊

1730
01:13:57,800 --> 01:13:59,300
欢迎花旗升职回归

1731
01:13:59,966 --> 01:14:01,799
你呀这个这个

1732
01:14:02,266 --> 01:14:04,099
中之人啊暴露了面

1733
01:14:11,766 --> 01:14:13,199
啊谢谢大m酱

1734
01:14:13,200 --> 01:14:14,933
我操大m也太能干了吧

1735
01:14:14,933 --> 01:14:15,966
就1秒钟

1736
01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:17,066
好强好强

1737
01:14:17,200 --> 01:14:19,166
谢谢大m酱的

1738
01:14:20,066 --> 01:14:21,933
带你远航太过分了

1739
01:14:21,933 --> 01:14:23,399
我等你2020年

1740
01:14:23,533 --> 01:14:24,599
谢谢谢谢

1741
01:14:25,133 --> 01:14:27,366
老头是老头是吧

1742
01:14:27,366 --> 01:14:30,266
我不好说有有人有人在啊老头是吧

1743
01:14:33,866 --> 01:14:35,733
这种玩法哪容易掉粉啊

1744
01:14:36,200 --> 01:14:37,600
炒作吗炒炒吗

1745
01:14:37,600 --> 01:14:38,500
不丢人的

1746
01:14:48,533 --> 01:14:53,066
大爷的出门我就觉得你很离谱

1747
01:14:53,933 --> 01:14:57,999
嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟

1748
01:14:58,333 --> 01:15:00,866
欧奶的手好好哦哦

1749
01:15:00,866 --> 01:15:03,566
看清白云还没下

1750
01:15:04,866 --> 01:15:06,799
试图把我禁了

1751
01:15:09,066 --> 01:15:11,733
我把那个UI的钱付一下

1752
01:15:11,733 --> 01:15:13,399
家人们等一下看一下

1753
01:15:13,466 --> 01:15:14,533
看一下那个封面

1754
01:15:14,533 --> 01:15:16,899
谢谢一氧化碳想被氧化的情书

1755
01:15:16,900 --> 01:15:17,933
我太破费了

1756
01:15:19,066 --> 01:15:20,366
我也是这么感觉的

1757
01:15:20,366 --> 01:15:21,899
但是大家不是很在意吗

1758
01:15:21,900 --> 01:15:23,766
观众你得看观众说什么

1759
01:15:23,933 --> 01:15:27,099
嗯拜拜个人感觉你是纯粮

1760
01:15:27,266 --> 01:15:29,366
你虽然是喵喵乳但你还挺纯粮的

1761
01:15:29,366 --> 01:15:30,599
你还挺哈人的

1762
01:15:30,966 --> 01:15:33,866
有点有一种矛盾的美感啊

1763
01:15:34,966 --> 01:15:35,766
唱歌一曲

1764
01:15:39,600 --> 01:15:40,866
付不出去钱呢

1765
01:15:40,866 --> 01:15:42,166
啊怎么回事

1766
01:15:50,733 --> 01:15:53,666
总不能唱下k老师原来的调子

1767
01:15:53,666 --> 01:15:54,599
不太行吧

1768
01:15:56,900 --> 01:15:59,366
劝你善良不要抬杠

1769
01:15:59,366 --> 01:16:03,499
你就算保持原状一天天恶意中伤

1770
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:07,100
我就把道理摆在那台面上

1771
01:16:07,100 --> 01:16:10,366
脑门儿硬着破房骂你理所应当

1772
01:16:10,366 --> 01:16:14,099
我劝你善良就没挨过骂

1773
01:16:14,100 --> 01:16:18,766
从小到大这么关键偷偷的瓜

1774
01:16:18,766 --> 01:16:21,899
我叫燕子爹妈赶紧呃呃呃

1775
01:16:21,900 --> 01:16:25,166
遵你回家你妈让儿死你妈

1776
01:16:25,200 --> 01:16:28,266
你回家出门吧祝你回家

1777
01:16:29,400 --> 01:16:30,366
这是原调吗

1778
01:16:30,366 --> 01:16:31,466
这不是吧

1779
01:16:32,933 --> 01:16:34,766
跑调跑的悄无声息

1780
01:16:34,766 --> 01:16:38,366
哎呀别别能不能别揭穿我呀

1781
01:16:38,366 --> 01:16:40,066
就就就差不多得了

1782
01:16:40,066 --> 01:16:42,066
主播对我们企业是不是很友善

1783
01:16:42,066 --> 01:16:43,399
主播一直都不是很友善啊

1784
01:16:43,400 --> 01:16:44,700
欢迎执笔为枪啊

1785
01:16:44,800 --> 01:16:45,900
欢迎小灰灰

1786
01:16:46,100 --> 01:16:47,733
怎么样今天辛苦了吗

1787
01:16:47,733 --> 01:16:48,999
不要修复版

1788
01:16:49,966 --> 01:16:52,466
他的原曲是人唱的玩意不

1789
01:16:53,100 --> 01:16:55,366
他的原曲是人唱的玩意不

1790
01:16:55,533 --> 01:16:57,166
早上好咪咪虾条

1791
01:16:57,166 --> 01:17:00,566
哈哈哈咪咪虾条不好吃

1792
01:17:00,566 --> 01:17:02,599
所有的那个膨化食品

1793
01:17:02,600 --> 01:17:05,866
它表面没有果足够的那个粉的

1794
01:17:05,866 --> 01:17:07,133
它都不好吃

1795
01:17:07,700 --> 01:17:08,600
来了北美之后

1796
01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:11,566
有听过一种叫薯片酱的东西

1797
01:17:11,666 --> 01:17:13,666
他们这边很多玉米片是原味的

1798
01:17:13,666 --> 01:17:14,266
然后你去

1799
01:17:14,266 --> 01:17:15,999
自己买一罐自己喜欢的薯片酱

1800
01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:18,333
蘸酱吃我觉得不行

1801
01:17:18,766 --> 01:17:19,799
还是得撒粉

1802
01:17:19,800 --> 01:17:22,100
就就要那种撒粉的那种干干的

1803
01:17:22,100 --> 01:17:23,800
刺激这个唾液的感觉

1804
01:17:23,900 --> 01:17:25,900
必须得是撒粉才刺激

1805
01:17:26,266 --> 01:17:27,766
哥们今天请假了啊

1806
01:17:27,766 --> 01:17:28,933
咋请假了呢

1807
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:38,733
下个棋子为你把那黑板提笔

1808
01:17:39,333 --> 01:17:41,566
薯片酱对啊哎你们没听过吗

1809
01:17:41,566 --> 01:17:43,466
昨天摸了不该摸的东西啊

1810
01:17:43,466 --> 01:17:44,499
你摸了谁

1811
01:17:45,166 --> 01:17:46,933
你觉得牛油果酱挺好的

1812
01:17:46,933 --> 01:17:48,566
牛油果酱应该是很健康

1813
01:17:48,566 --> 01:17:49,699
又比较好吃的东西

1814
01:17:49,700 --> 01:17:50,500
但是我

1815
01:17:50,566 --> 01:17:52,899
我对于这种好像不是特别接受

1816
01:17:52,900 --> 01:17:53,900
就如果你不告诉我

1817
01:17:53,900 --> 01:17:55,200
一个东西里面放牛油果酱

1818
01:17:55,200 --> 01:17:56,533
我可能就正常吃了

1819
01:17:56,566 --> 01:17:58,566
但是你让我单独去切点牛油果啊

1820
01:17:58,566 --> 01:18:00,299
什么的配配那贝果啊

1821
01:18:00,300 --> 01:18:02,200
或者配一些什么面包啊

1822
01:18:02,200 --> 01:18:03,500
或者是反过来

1823
01:18:03,500 --> 01:18:04,566
我都感觉怪怪的

1824
01:18:04,566 --> 01:18:07,166
我应该不会去主动去买这个东西

1825
01:18:07,466 --> 01:18:08,699
真的假的

1826
01:18:09,766 --> 01:18:10,999
啥都是真的假的呀

1827
01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:12,466
真有薯片酱啊

1828
01:18:12,466 --> 01:18:14,066
真有我跟你们说一下

1829
01:18:18,366 --> 01:18:20,266
不是把薯片打成这样

1830
01:18:21,200 --> 01:18:22,133
就是

1831
01:18:23,300 --> 01:18:24,733
蘸的酱你知道吗

1832
01:18:24,733 --> 01:18:25,866
蘸的蘸的

1833
01:18:28,866 --> 01:18:30,133
类似于这种吧

1834
01:18:35,400 --> 01:18:39,100
爱我的话给我回答

1835
01:18:39,300 --> 01:18:43,133
我的爱丫爱丫没时差

1836
01:18:43,500 --> 01:18:49,000
等待是我为你付出的代价

1837
01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:54,466
哦爱我的话要回答

1838
01:18:54,666 --> 01:18:58,533
我只等你等你一句话

1839
01:18:59,366 --> 01:19:01,199
哦这种哦

1840
01:19:03,066 --> 01:19:04,999
喏就这种

1841
01:19:12,366 --> 01:19:13,466
摸的啥东西啊

1842
01:19:13,466 --> 01:19:14,966
单独吃牛油果太怪

1843
01:19:14,966 --> 01:19:16,533
我也觉得单独吃牛油果太怪了

1844
01:19:16,533 --> 01:19:18,533
不如海鲜酱一个呃呃

1845
01:19:18,933 --> 01:19:20,566
海海批真的是

1846
01:19:20,966 --> 01:19:25,066
主播对批价怎么看我能咋看这个

1847
01:19:28,266 --> 01:19:29,966
他家最火的时候

1848
01:19:30,966 --> 01:19:32,699
我看的可能也不是很多

1849
01:19:32,700 --> 01:19:34,533
我看切片但我不看直播

1850
01:19:34,800 --> 01:19:36,466
他家这个现在

1851
01:19:36,500 --> 01:19:38,700
呃这个焕发第二春也好

1852
01:19:38,700 --> 01:19:40,400
第三春也好第四春也好

1853
01:19:40,466 --> 01:19:41,733
呃经络也好

1854
01:19:41,933 --> 01:19:43,533
我一直都是一个路人

1855
01:19:43,533 --> 01:19:44,866
比较无感的一个状态

1856
01:19:44,866 --> 01:19:48,099
没有说真的去粉过其中的哪一位啊

1857
01:19:48,100 --> 01:19:50,466
当然这个我挺喜欢猫猫的皮套

1858
01:19:50,466 --> 01:19:51,933
然后第一个看着切片

1859
01:19:51,933 --> 01:19:53,366
是那个meet meet趴地上

1860
01:19:53,366 --> 01:19:54,166
但是这个

1861
01:19:54,466 --> 01:19:57,299
不代表就是p家是我我比较

1862
01:19:57,566 --> 01:20:00,066
特别喜欢的一个一个一个那个什么呀

1863
01:20:00,066 --> 01:20:00,866
这

1864
01:20:01,566 --> 01:20:04,499
薯片酱薯片酱好吃呢好吃吗

1865
01:20:04,700 --> 01:20:08,200
摸了的东西体会纤维扎进毛孔啊

1866
01:20:08,400 --> 01:20:10,600
不如海鲜酱发癫是吧

1867
01:20:10,733 --> 01:20:13,166
薯片蘸薯片酱应该会挺好吃的

1868
01:20:14,500 --> 01:20:15,700
p家是谁

1869
01:20:15,700 --> 01:20:19,200
PSP作为制作当今

1870
01:20:19,500 --> 01:20:22,900
最为最最最有含金量之一的

1871
01:20:23,266 --> 01:20:25,566
v圈综合性综艺节目

1872
01:20:25,566 --> 01:20:27,733
同时集百家之长名

1873
01:20:27,733 --> 01:20:29,599
这个这个百家之声的

1874
01:20:29,900 --> 01:20:32,766
国v高能时刻的两位作者之一

1875
01:20:32,766 --> 01:20:35,966
两一是z在直播间直言p家是谁

1876
01:20:35,966 --> 01:20:39,066
PSP足以体现了他

1877
01:20:39,100 --> 01:20:41,933
后逼拳时代引流狗的丑恶本质

1878
01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:44,100
以及为了主播攻击主播

1879
01:20:44,100 --> 01:20:45,500
慌不择路的这个

1880
01:20:45,666 --> 01:20:46,899
丑恶嘴脸

1881
01:20:47,333 --> 01:20:51,699
今天是2022年7月23日上午10:50

1882
01:20:51,700 --> 01:20:53,600
警钟长鸣引以为戒

1883
01:20:53,866 --> 01:20:57,566
望大家不要相信丑恶的这个国威

1884
01:20:57,566 --> 01:20:59,166
高能时刻作者两仪是罪

1885
01:20:59,166 --> 01:21:01,299
因为他他根本就是

1886
01:21:01,533 --> 01:21:04,566
哈哈哈纯纯的野溜狗

1887
01:21:08,133 --> 01:21:10,933
你在说什么呢阿姨你在说什么呢

1888
01:21:12,100 --> 01:21:14,966
好像在撩我哈哈哈

1889
01:21:16,466 --> 01:21:19,266
敏燕福音燕门燕门

1890
01:21:19,866 --> 01:21:21,266
欢迎被压起

1891
01:21:21,700 --> 01:21:23,000
这不惊了

1892
01:21:23,333 --> 01:21:25,066
两一是好多v圈烂梗

1893
01:21:25,066 --> 01:21:26,299
还是我给他科普的

1894
01:21:26,300 --> 01:21:28,466
不是你你你

1895
01:21:28,500 --> 01:21:29,900
你这点知识水平

1896
01:21:29,900 --> 01:21:32,200
怎么敢开始做那个什么欢迎投降了

1897
01:21:32,200 --> 01:21:34,300
利宝你是怎么敢开始做那个

1898
01:21:34,533 --> 01:21:36,299
国威高能时刻的呀

1899
01:21:37,166 --> 01:21:39,199
我其实都在想两仪式就是

1900
01:21:39,333 --> 01:21:41,299
两仪式的成功证明了什么

1901
01:21:41,566 --> 01:21:44,566
没有什么事情是一定要准备好再去做

1902
01:21:44,566 --> 01:21:46,533
的你觉得你不够老嗨

1903
01:21:46,600 --> 01:21:50,200
你觉得你不够了解v圈的每一部分

1904
01:21:50,266 --> 01:21:52,899
你18年进v圈但前面只看切片

1905
01:21:52,933 --> 01:21:54,766
你觉得你自己不够资格制作国v

1906
01:21:54,766 --> 01:21:55,533
高能时刻

1907
01:21:55,533 --> 01:21:56,333
没关系

1908
01:21:56,333 --> 01:21:59,266
由我们2022年最新的v圈易拉罐两仪式

1909
01:21:59,266 --> 01:22:00,333
最为您证明

1910
01:22:00,333 --> 01:22:02,366
只要你敢做总是会成功的

1911
01:22:02,366 --> 01:22:03,533
机会只留给

1912
01:22:04,133 --> 01:22:06,199
敢于一头撞到南墙上的人

1913
01:22:06,266 --> 01:22:07,399
毕竟你撞到南墙

1914
01:22:07,400 --> 01:22:09,933
你不知道那是不是96四3/10车站啊

1915
01:22:09,966 --> 01:22:11,399
只要敢撞你就赢了

1916
01:22:11,400 --> 01:22:12,900
所以吧爱拼才会赢啊

1917
01:22:12,900 --> 01:22:13,766
这个量也是

1918
01:22:13,800 --> 01:22:16,133
给我一个很很深的一个激励感啊

1919
01:22:16,133 --> 01:22:17,399
大家千万不要觉得

1920
01:22:17,733 --> 01:22:19,333
要我要整装待发再出发

1921
01:22:19,333 --> 01:22:20,766
没有什么事是准备好的

1922
01:22:20,766 --> 01:22:22,899
哪怕完全没准备也可以出来做呀

1923
01:22:22,900 --> 01:22:23,700
好吧

1924
01:22:26,533 --> 01:22:27,366
哈哈哈

1925
01:22:28,500 --> 01:22:30,066
哎呀开始攻击了

1926
01:22:30,066 --> 01:22:32,199
我将带上我的天赋来到PSP

1927
01:22:32,200 --> 01:22:33,466
是吧我看懂了我不对

1928
01:22:33,466 --> 01:22:34,766
我当然看懂了呀

1929
01:22:35,100 --> 01:22:36,700
我为二爹感到不值

1930
01:22:36,700 --> 01:22:37,766
哎呀主播说的对

1931
01:22:37,766 --> 01:22:38,699
我也觉得主播说的对

1932
01:22:38,700 --> 01:22:39,566
主播说的太对了

1933
01:22:39,566 --> 01:22:41,799
你知道梁一世现在很苍白很无力

1934
01:22:41,800 --> 01:22:42,166
哈哈哈

1935
01:22:42,166 --> 01:22:44,599
每次这种暴露出他这个时候的时候

1936
01:22:44,600 --> 01:22:46,066
我就觉得他很苍白

1937
01:22:46,566 --> 01:22:48,566
梁一世你你这么的不给我切一刀

1938
01:22:48,566 --> 01:22:50,799
这是你你励志的证明

1939
01:22:50,800 --> 01:22:52,600
好吧这是你励志的证明

1940
01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:54,400
希望我给你这么高的评价

1941
01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:56,933
一次是把一周的苦水都倒出来

1942
01:22:57,966 --> 01:22:58,299
我还

1943
01:22:58,300 --> 01:23:00,166
想问你是不是最近生活不如意呢

1944
01:23:00,166 --> 01:23:01,966
天天进来在这发癫啊

1945
01:23:01,966 --> 01:23:04,066
不如这个不如那个不如这个不如那个

1946
01:23:04,066 --> 01:23:05,533
你可算找到机会攻击我

1947
01:23:05,533 --> 01:23:06,599
每天我都在攻击你

1948
01:23:06,600 --> 01:23:08,300
只是都假装听不见而已

1949
01:23:08,466 --> 01:23:09,499
只是胜利罢了

1950
01:23:09,500 --> 01:23:10,300
两人吃醉

1951
01:23:10,933 --> 01:23:12,399
国威高冷时刻的成功

1952
01:23:12,400 --> 01:23:14,266
背后有个默默科普的胭脂

1953
01:23:14,266 --> 01:23:16,366
那他也没没见没见那个什么呀

1954
01:23:16,366 --> 01:23:17,266
他没感谢我

1955
01:23:17,266 --> 01:23:19,299
还把我从国威高冷时刻踢出去

1956
01:23:19,300 --> 01:23:20,666
哈哈哈哈

1957
01:23:20,666 --> 01:23:21,799
他觉得我低能

1958
01:23:21,800 --> 01:23:24,000
他不想让我再上国威高冷时刻

1959
01:23:26,133 --> 01:23:28,966
嘉欣堂和喵喵录的牌子哪个版本好

1960
01:23:28,966 --> 01:23:29,866
我的评价是

1961
01:23:30,400 --> 01:23:32,366
雪之下语音就证明了一个东西

1962
01:23:32,366 --> 01:23:34,299
就是哪怕你是个纯粮

1963
01:23:34,600 --> 01:23:36,900
你也学会了先套顿再说话

1964
01:23:36,900 --> 01:23:37,700
你知道吧

1965
01:23:37,866 --> 01:23:40,166
你还没学会各种抽象梗呢

1966
01:23:40,166 --> 01:23:41,533
你就先学会套顿了

1967
01:23:41,533 --> 01:23:42,999
套顿文化真是我们

1968
01:23:43,666 --> 01:23:46,599
怎么说微圈小饭圈文化的最好证明啊

1969
01:23:46,600 --> 01:23:48,266
哈哈哈逆天了

1970
01:23:50,533 --> 01:23:52,666
感觉不如淹淹人

1971
01:23:52,700 --> 01:23:55,200
这逆天还得看我们淹淹人呢

1972
01:24:02,100 --> 01:24:05,066
哎呀这来个曲子不来个棍跑

1973
01:24:05,066 --> 01:24:06,133
棍跑是啥呀

1974
01:24:06,166 --> 01:24:07,499
我不唱完了吗

1975
01:24:08,533 --> 01:24:09,599
不唱了

1976
01:24:12,466 --> 01:24:14,133
看国威杨国威

1977
01:24:14,133 --> 01:24:16,533
你知道看国威杨国威是谁的梗吗

1978
01:24:17,366 --> 01:24:19,066
你看国语杨国威是不是

1979
01:24:20,300 --> 01:24:22,300
是不是乐府的更爱

1980
01:24:22,366 --> 01:24:23,699
是不是乐府的更爱

1981
01:24:25,800 --> 01:24:28,066
这个好像是他的原创歌来着

1982
01:24:29,300 --> 01:24:30,500
你还在这点歌吗

1983
01:24:30,500 --> 01:24:31,300
你说你说

1984
01:24:31,733 --> 01:24:32,933
你说我给你点

1985
01:24:33,933 --> 01:24:35,466
但不能跟我说听不清

1986
01:24:35,533 --> 01:24:37,666
嗯也不能说886

1987
01:24:43,933 --> 01:24:45,533
不给的话我之后再来问

1988
01:24:48,166 --> 01:24:49,966
情深几许OK

1989
01:24:52,066 --> 01:25:05,666
okanomani

1990
01:25:20,733 --> 01:25:22,933
点歌是你要唱的不是你

1991
01:25:22,966 --> 01:25:25,766
就是纯纯的点不放

1992
01:25:26,666 --> 01:25:28,533
看国语做国

1993
01:25:32,100 --> 01:25:33,466
不敢往下念了

1994
01:25:33,733 --> 01:25:34,599
不敢往下念了

1995
01:25:34,600 --> 01:25:36,366
再往下念这票要出问题了

1996
01:25:39,133 --> 01:25:42,299
感觉大鱼看国威杨国威啊对吧

1997
01:25:43,266 --> 01:25:45,066
感觉感觉的

1998
01:25:45,066 --> 01:25:49,299
暖阳映小溪河畔的水中我和你

1999
01:25:50,000 --> 01:25:52,533
情深几许是这首歌

2000
01:25:55,666 --> 01:25:58,066
这听起来是一首伤感情歌

2001
01:25:58,066 --> 01:26:00,099
这情深几许为什么是这样的

2002
01:26:00,100 --> 01:26:03,400
昔日的暖阳映小溪河畔的

2003
01:26:04,466 --> 01:26:07,466
着你往事在了回忆里

2004
01:26:10,133 --> 01:26:12,566
时间它带走了曾经

2005
01:26:12,600 --> 01:26:15,133
青春它轮回着四季

2006
01:26:15,200 --> 01:26:17,700
为什么我的青春只许是这首歌呀

2007
01:26:17,900 --> 01:26:20,333
写下了告白这一句

2008
01:26:21,100 --> 01:26:23,666
说到乐福他没退出来他没退出来

2009
01:26:23,666 --> 01:26:24,933
懂的都懂他没退

2010
01:26:26,133 --> 01:26:28,266
看国币做高能是吧

2011
01:26:28,266 --> 01:26:31,199
哈哈哈什么歌呀这是

2012
01:26:31,200 --> 01:26:33,333
哎呀逆天哎呀迷路

2013
01:26:40,400 --> 01:26:42,900
人间的故事有千万集

2014
01:26:42,933 --> 01:26:45,366
曾经拥有的不要忘记

2015
01:26:45,500 --> 01:26:47,933
每一个段落都有爱情

2016
01:26:47,933 --> 01:26:50,533
不能得到的更要珍惜

2017
01:26:50,533 --> 01:26:52,999
往事它伴随着你别离

2018
01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:55,666
属于自己的不要放弃

2019
01:26:55,766 --> 01:26:58,966
要发给老师表情的地图怎么办呢

2020
01:26:59,800 --> 01:27:04,333
大家觉得我们我们来我来讨论一下吧

2021
01:27:06,466 --> 01:27:07,999
呃谢谢你的见证

2022
01:27:08,600 --> 01:27:10,500
那那个问问大家

2023
01:27:10,500 --> 01:27:12,800
大家觉得我的哪个表情最适合

2024
01:27:12,800 --> 01:27:14,066
做做那个

2025
01:27:14,366 --> 01:27:15,966
模型展示视频边上

2026
01:27:15,966 --> 01:27:17,666
贴在边上的那个东西啊

2027
01:27:19,400 --> 01:27:22,766
哈哈哈这什么名字呀我操

2028
01:27:22,933 --> 01:27:25,533
天机咪啊机器人欢迎啊

2029
01:27:25,533 --> 01:27:28,999
早上好呀别急真别急

2030
01:27:29,000 --> 01:27:31,000
还还带个还带个

2031
01:27:31,933 --> 01:27:32,966
你们看到了吗

2032
01:27:32,966 --> 01:27:35,666
早上好呀别急真别急

2033
01:27:35,666 --> 01:27:36,466
我操

2034
01:27:37,533 --> 01:27:40,099
逆天啊你们看到了没这条

2035
01:27:50,866 --> 01:27:53,766
谢谢大暗箭的带你远航太破费了

2036
01:27:53,766 --> 01:27:54,766
你要我好逗你啊

2037
01:27:54,766 --> 01:27:55,933
你个逗你啊

2038
01:27:56,000 --> 01:27:58,300
谢谢谢谢太破费了太破费了

2039
01:27:58,300 --> 01:27:59,966
别急真别急看到没

2040
01:28:01,700 --> 01:28:04,966
我臭弟好多人爱恋爱都太破费了

2041
01:28:04,966 --> 01:28:07,199
谢谢大恩将带你远航呀

2042
01:28:07,200 --> 01:28:08,600
感谢支持你呀

2043
01:28:11,666 --> 01:28:12,466
阿里卡特

2044
01:28:13,533 --> 01:28:15,666
好大的船好酷吧

2045
01:28:35,533 --> 01:28:36,799
流汗腌的鹅

2046
01:28:37,533 --> 01:28:39,899
谢谢黑夜西城的小花感谢支持

2047
01:28:39,900 --> 01:28:41,933
很急别急真别急啊

2048
01:28:41,933 --> 01:28:44,399
好吧谢谢大恩将带你远航

2049
01:28:44,400 --> 01:28:45,300
阿里盖洞

2050
01:28:45,500 --> 01:28:48,333
太破费了谢谢好多好多带你远航呀

2051
01:28:48,566 --> 01:28:50,533
哈哈我草地

2052
01:28:51,366 --> 01:28:52,899
好大的船啊

2053
01:28:54,066 --> 01:28:56,899
主播喘什么的干嘛

2054
01:28:56,933 --> 01:28:57,599
差不多得了

2055
01:28:57,600 --> 01:28:58,666
这东西我没有啊

2056
01:28:58,666 --> 01:29:00,866
你去你去抽那个抽那个

2057
01:29:00,866 --> 01:29:01,766
那个什么呀

2058
01:29:01,900 --> 01:29:02,933
你去抽那个呀

2059
01:29:02,933 --> 01:29:04,099
抽特效呀

2060
01:29:04,766 --> 01:29:06,866
别滑别滑恶心恶心

2061
01:29:07,066 --> 01:29:08,333
又开始想开吃了

2062
01:29:08,333 --> 01:29:12,333
我没有我没有谢谢主播出来滚滚换滚

2063
01:29:12,866 --> 01:29:13,999
肥猫别哭

2064
01:29:14,000 --> 01:29:16,600
我不是哭了这两天天天骗大m的

2065
01:29:16,600 --> 01:29:18,466
大船你就天天攻击我吧

2066
01:29:18,566 --> 01:29:20,699
谢谢黑夜西城的小花感谢这首

2067
01:29:20,700 --> 01:29:24,100
没哭没哭就是冷了太冷了

2068
01:29:28,400 --> 01:29:31,133
就是就是稍微有点冷穿的太少了

2069
01:29:31,766 --> 01:29:34,266
要不然那个我们换成冬装吧

2070
01:29:34,266 --> 01:29:36,699
感觉换成冬装的话主播就不打喷嚏了

2071
01:29:36,800 --> 01:29:38,766
这船主播天天远航

2072
01:29:40,133 --> 01:29:41,933
再见了妈妈

2073
01:29:41,933 --> 01:29:44,466
今晚我就要远航

2074
01:29:44,700 --> 01:29:49,866
别为我担心我有快乐和智慧的家

2075
01:29:51,266 --> 01:29:57,366
当你醒来千万别告诉别人

2076
01:29:57,366 --> 01:30:02,399
我正摇着月亮船在银河上远航

2077
01:30:04,666 --> 01:30:06,499
吃肉了吃什么肉了呀

2078
01:30:06,500 --> 01:30:08,566
没吃今天还没吃东西呢

2079
01:30:08,733 --> 01:30:10,133
今天那个呃

2080
01:30:10,133 --> 01:30:12,299
室友给我送了一点他的外卖

2081
01:30:12,300 --> 01:30:13,700
然后我们俩拼着吃了

2082
01:30:13,700 --> 01:30:16,166
哈哈哈没有没有他说他没吃呢

2083
01:30:16,166 --> 01:30:18,366
然后然后然后那个我说你点的啥

2084
01:30:18,366 --> 01:30:19,533
他说我点的炒饼要不要吃

2085
01:30:19,533 --> 01:30:20,933
我还没吃呢我说好好好

2086
01:30:20,933 --> 01:30:21,733
然后我就

2087
01:30:22,200 --> 01:30:23,333
拿筷子吃了几口

2088
01:30:23,333 --> 01:30:25,799
啊对你也还没吃你怎么还不吃饭呢

2089
01:30:25,800 --> 01:30:27,466
人那边现在是几点啊

2090
01:30:27,766 --> 01:30:29,466
换棍换棍来

2091
01:30:29,466 --> 01:30:30,466
现在换棍

2092
01:30:32,333 --> 01:30:33,866
不知道吃啥好

2093
01:30:33,866 --> 01:30:35,299
那个炒饼好油

2094
01:30:35,300 --> 01:30:38,066
但是这个是属于主播主播

2095
01:30:38,466 --> 01:30:40,733
主播主播偷来的吃的

2096
01:30:41,666 --> 01:30:42,399
紫色肥猫

2097
01:30:42,400 --> 01:30:44,300
每天在家里面左偷右偷

2098
01:30:44,300 --> 01:30:46,466
晚上喝了2升咖啡

2099
01:30:48,300 --> 01:30:50,133
咖啡是按生喝

2100
01:30:50,166 --> 01:30:53,066
哎呀你这个咖啡液摄入真多

2101
01:30:53,066 --> 01:30:55,366
你情绪能好起来就鬼了

2102
01:30:55,366 --> 01:30:56,466
我的天

2103
01:30:57,300 --> 01:30:58,500
我的天

2104
01:31:01,866 --> 01:31:03,966
天一天哎呦我的天呐

2105
01:31:04,766 --> 01:31:07,866
你我让我喝两升水我都喝不下去

2106
01:31:07,866 --> 01:31:10,066
主播你觉得美颜可爱吗

2107
01:31:10,066 --> 01:31:11,399
美颜可爱呢

2108
01:31:11,466 --> 01:31:14,499
美颜决绝子美颜一直可爱呢

2109
01:31:14,866 --> 01:31:17,999
我咖啡因从高中喝到现在好多年了

2110
01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:19,300
真没问题吧

2111
01:31:19,366 --> 01:31:20,166
不是

2112
01:31:20,666 --> 01:31:21,766
注意身体

2113
01:31:21,766 --> 01:31:24,533
这个这个我知道大家做学术都很辛苦

2114
01:31:24,533 --> 01:31:25,799
但真注意身体

2115
01:31:26,266 --> 01:31:28,299
我也是我水都喝不了2升

2116
01:31:28,333 --> 01:31:30,099
我直播一天直播6个小时

2117
01:31:30,100 --> 01:31:32,000
我最多就喝一杯半的水

2118
01:31:32,100 --> 01:31:34,800
一杯半也就最多800毫升吧

2119
01:31:34,800 --> 01:31:36,966
我都喝不了一升的水你知道吧

2120
01:31:37,700 --> 01:31:39,466
12还是13年的

2121
01:31:39,466 --> 01:31:40,299
天呐

2122
01:31:41,266 --> 01:31:42,166
觉觉觉着

2123
01:31:42,800 --> 01:31:43,966
别这么喝呀

2124
01:31:43,966 --> 01:31:44,899
真真没问题吗

2125
01:31:44,900 --> 01:31:46,766
有没有在做那个身体检查的时候

2126
01:31:46,766 --> 01:31:48,933
去检查一下这方面的东西啊

2127
01:31:49,666 --> 01:31:52,066
咖啡成瘾了确实有一点

2128
01:31:53,533 --> 01:31:56,266
别这么喝咖啡小心呢真小心呢

2129
01:31:56,266 --> 01:31:57,299
哎呦我的天呐

2130
01:32:00,466 --> 01:32:02,066
情深几许我放不下去了

2131
01:32:02,066 --> 01:32:03,566
我觉得好像不是这首歌吧

2132
01:32:03,566 --> 01:32:05,299
我在QQ再搜一下吧

2133
01:32:06,466 --> 01:32:09,966
现在网易云怎么觉得他比之前的那个

2134
01:32:10,133 --> 01:32:13,099
那个版权要少好多了呀

2135
01:32:13,800 --> 01:32:15,300
浓度控制一下就好

2136
01:32:15,300 --> 01:32:17,266
你还你还真熟练

2137
01:32:17,266 --> 01:32:19,266
阿姨是咖啡高手

2138
01:32:20,366 --> 01:32:21,133
我想问一下

2139
01:32:21,133 --> 01:32:24,366
就是那什么绿豆沙冷萃咖啡呀

2140
01:32:24,366 --> 01:32:26,366
什么什么香橙冷萃咖啡

2141
01:32:26,400 --> 01:32:28,400
我没有喝过这种我只喝过传统

2142
01:32:28,400 --> 01:32:30,366
就比较比较正常的传统咖啡啊

2143
01:32:30,366 --> 01:32:32,499
都什么年代还在喝传统咖啡

2144
01:32:32,566 --> 01:32:35,999
但是但是就没喝过那种比较比较

2145
01:32:37,333 --> 01:32:39,133
真是这首歌呀

2146
01:32:39,300 --> 01:32:41,766
河畔的水中我和你

2147
01:32:42,066 --> 01:32:43,466
呃真是这首歌呀

2148
01:32:43,466 --> 01:32:45,499
顺带多喝水防节食

2149
01:32:45,700 --> 01:32:46,933
我一直喝黑咖啡

2150
01:32:46,933 --> 01:32:48,899
喝黑咖啡的人都是很酷很酷的人

2151
01:32:48,900 --> 01:32:50,100
都是都是

2152
01:32:50,366 --> 01:32:51,699
黑咖啡能喝真多

2153
01:32:51,700 --> 01:32:52,933
在我心里就是纯纯的

2154
01:32:52,933 --> 01:32:55,366
这个工作狂的形象捏

2155
01:32:55,900 --> 01:32:57,166
谢谢黑夜西城的

2156
01:32:57,166 --> 01:32:57,766
这个好哎

2157
01:32:57,766 --> 01:32:58,566
感谢支持

2158
01:32:58,566 --> 01:32:59,533
什么时候出装扮

2159
01:32:59,533 --> 01:33:00,533
再等10年吧

2160
01:33:00,533 --> 01:33:02,099
主播改后十年再说吧

2161
01:33:02,100 --> 01:33:04,266
这种事情都是加班狗

2162
01:33:04,266 --> 01:33:05,133
辛苦了辛苦了

2163
01:33:05,133 --> 01:33:05,899
让你切呗

2164
01:33:05,900 --> 01:33:07,666
主人能给放已经很好

2165
01:33:07,666 --> 01:33:10,299
哈哈哈你这么搞我好不好意思啊

2166
01:33:10,466 --> 01:33:12,366
不是这啥歌呀

2167
01:33:14,800 --> 01:33:16,266
放个来起舞吧

2168
01:33:16,800 --> 01:33:19,066
我们小孩都是喝旺仔牛奶的

2169
01:33:19,066 --> 01:33:19,866
我们小孩对

2170
01:33:19,866 --> 01:33:22,066
咖啡唯一的接触就是伊利苦咖啡雪

2171
01:33:22,066 --> 01:33:23,099
糕哦

2172
01:33:23,100 --> 01:33:23,966
一定要

2173
01:33:24,900 --> 01:33:26,166
给大家隆重推荐

2174
01:33:26,166 --> 01:33:29,533
在这个雪糕伺候横行的年代对吧啊

2175
01:33:29,533 --> 01:33:31,066
伊利苦咖啡雪糕

2176
01:33:31,066 --> 01:33:31,999
跟我联手

2177
01:33:32,000 --> 01:33:34,666
迎战这个充满不确定性的未来吧

2178
01:33:34,666 --> 01:33:34,999
对吧

2179
01:33:35,000 --> 01:33:37,733
这个伊利苦咖啡主播从小吃到大呀

2180
01:33:37,800 --> 01:33:40,266
非常的好吃非常的好吃

2181
01:33:40,266 --> 01:33:42,133
真的真的我就很喜欢

2182
01:33:45,166 --> 01:33:46,966
如何评价美式咖啡

2183
01:33:47,800 --> 01:33:48,933
我从来不喝冰

2184
01:33:48,933 --> 01:33:50,666
没事我要么就

2185
01:33:50,766 --> 01:33:53,133
摩卡要么就卡布奇诺那种东西

2186
01:33:53,533 --> 01:33:55,399
我是幼稚园的口味

2187
01:33:55,800 --> 01:33:58,800
不是五羊甜筒不行感觉不如苦咖啡啊

2188
01:33:58,800 --> 01:34:00,166
感觉不如苦咖啡呢

2189
01:34:07,900 --> 01:34:11,866
Santa

2190
01:34:21,100 --> 01:34:21,933
竟然没吃过

2191
01:34:21,933 --> 01:34:23,066
我不喜欢绿豆沙

2192
01:34:23,066 --> 01:34:24,766
我喜欢吃红豆味的雪糕

2193
01:34:24,900 --> 01:34:26,766
小布丁也挺好吃吧

2194
01:34:27,100 --> 01:34:28,166
五羊传统

2195
01:34:28,400 --> 01:34:29,966
我是北方人没太吃过

2196
01:34:29,966 --> 01:34:32,199
倒了一会该睡了晚安您燕子

2197
01:34:32,200 --> 01:34:33,966
谢谢恒大的店长呀

2198
01:34:34,000 --> 01:34:36,266
太破费了太破费了

2199
01:34:36,766 --> 01:34:37,566
阿里卡特

2200
01:34:38,400 --> 01:34:40,133
雪糕的话我第一个想到这个

2201
01:34:40,133 --> 01:34:40,933
这样子吗

2202
01:35:00,133 --> 01:35:02,333
你以为天津一直在说话我不理他是吧

2203
01:35:02,333 --> 01:35:04,066
我才不是他是机器人呢

2204
01:35:04,600 --> 01:35:07,366
昨天我在纳闷你的粉丝这么友好的

2205
01:35:08,266 --> 01:35:10,499
瑞平纯粮瑞平烟烟人

2206
01:35:10,500 --> 01:35:12,266
感觉不会这么友好

2207
01:35:16,600 --> 01:35:18,066
老冰棍神中神

2208
01:35:18,066 --> 01:35:20,733
老冰棍是我家的长辈最爱吃的冰棍

2209
01:35:20,766 --> 01:35:21,866
但我觉得就像是

2210
01:35:22,000 --> 01:35:25,400
加了一点奶跟奶精跟奶粉

2211
01:35:25,400 --> 01:35:29,500
然后加了糖跟水冻起来那种感觉

2212
01:35:29,500 --> 01:35:32,900
就奶不奶然后裹不裹的有点怪怪的

2213
01:35:32,900 --> 01:35:34,800
他昨天说要陪我还谢了一下

2214
01:35:34,800 --> 01:35:37,100
哈哈不客气哎

2215
01:35:38,300 --> 01:35:39,200
是古米尼

2216
01:35:39,300 --> 01:35:41,200
不是不是米库是古米

2217
01:35:55,100 --> 01:35:56,366
这个是我喜欢的歌

2218
01:35:56,366 --> 01:35:58,099
也喜欢的这个作者呢

2219
01:36:05,000 --> 01:36:06,500
好听吗好听吗

2220
01:36:06,766 --> 01:36:08,499
鸳鸯人好听吗

2221
01:36:08,866 --> 01:36:09,999
给你一只小雪花

2222
01:36:10,066 --> 01:36:11,166
一朵一朵一朵一朵

2223
01:36:11,166 --> 01:36:13,866
一朵一朵一朵一朵一朵

2224
01:36:13,866 --> 01:36:17,599
一朵一朵一朵一朵

2225
01:36:17,600 --> 01:36:19,333
一朵一朵一朵一朵

2226
01:36:19,333 --> 01:36:23,933
一朵一朵一朵一朵

2227
01:36:32,133 --> 01:36:35,799
经典的几种戏曲风配上中二病的我

2228
01:36:36,000 --> 01:36:37,533
真是太合适了

2229
01:36:38,900 --> 01:36:40,300
耶耶人就不说话了

2230
01:36:40,300 --> 01:36:42,333
柳州我记得柳州

2231
01:36:42,333 --> 01:36:44,733
隐约记得柳州第一次来的时候

2232
01:36:44,800 --> 01:36:46,000
给我上了个舰长

2233
01:36:46,000 --> 01:36:49,000
然后他打IC跟我讲话一直打到了25级

2234
01:36:49,000 --> 01:36:52,733
说主播我欣赏你的三观欣赏你的人品

2235
01:36:52,733 --> 01:36:56,199
我会给这个想法跟我一样的主播打钱

2236
01:36:56,200 --> 01:36:57,966
我感动的眼泪汪汪

2237
01:36:58,066 --> 01:36:59,133
到现在呢

2238
01:36:59,133 --> 01:37:00,666
这个多少天过去了

2239
01:37:01,166 --> 01:37:02,399
半个月都没到

2240
01:37:02,600 --> 01:37:05,300
柳州已经在我这耶耶人闭麦

2241
01:37:05,400 --> 01:37:06,533
哈哈哈

2242
01:37:07,300 --> 01:37:09,100
啊我现在怀疑

2243
01:37:09,100 --> 01:37:10,900
我们直播间是不是有一些什么

2244
01:37:11,133 --> 01:37:13,466
想起一起来又到了最后

2245
01:37:14,466 --> 01:37:15,866
我心里的铁纯良

2246
01:37:15,866 --> 01:37:17,266
做出一些特抽象的行为

2247
01:37:17,266 --> 01:37:18,399
我真的接受不了

2248
01:37:18,400 --> 01:37:19,200
你知道吧

2249
01:37:19,800 --> 01:37:20,166
当然

2250
01:37:20,166 --> 01:37:22,766
我心里的铁抽象人做出一些纯良行为

2251
01:37:22,766 --> 01:37:24,333
我也会很不好意思

2252
01:37:24,333 --> 01:37:26,133
就不是土豆雷啊对吧

2253
01:37:26,466 --> 01:37:28,766
这个土豆雷啊你说你说他

2254
01:37:28,766 --> 01:37:31,266
他本来他是一个满口的奥利安分

2255
01:37:31,266 --> 01:37:33,099
哎呀米诺跟人家舌战

2256
01:37:33,100 --> 01:37:35,766
然后然后天天倒放浮夸的一个哥们

2257
01:37:35,866 --> 01:37:37,299
什么动物园二创都有他

2258
01:37:37,300 --> 01:37:38,666
结果一来我直播间

2259
01:37:39,000 --> 01:37:42,933
燕燕宝宝土豆雷儿来了啊

2260
01:37:42,933 --> 01:37:44,733
今天又来看你了呢

2261
01:37:44,900 --> 01:37:46,466
开心开心

2262
01:37:46,533 --> 01:37:49,066
嗯每天给你打3块钱哦

2263
01:37:49,566 --> 01:37:52,099
然后我就觉得很适应不了你知道吗

2264
01:37:52,500 --> 01:37:53,066
哈哈哈

2265
01:37:53,066 --> 01:37:55,199
他第一次跟我认识还是攻击我

2266
01:37:55,200 --> 01:37:57,666
在开导师那视频下面说主播是蹭狗

2267
01:37:57,700 --> 01:37:58,733
主播说不是

2268
01:37:58,733 --> 01:38:00,166
我真爱听他说哎

2269
01:38:00,166 --> 01:38:00,933
对不起对不起

2270
01:38:00,933 --> 01:38:01,766
我当时还想

2271
01:38:01,766 --> 01:38:03,799
我说你真有素质给我整不好意思

2272
01:38:03,800 --> 01:38:06,700
哈哈哈你知道吗就就很不好意思呀

2273
01:38:06,700 --> 01:38:08,000
然后我就哎呀

2274
01:38:10,500 --> 01:38:13,000
迷迷烟烟迷迷烟烟的花生

2275
01:38:14,966 --> 01:38:15,766
哎呀

2276
01:38:16,866 --> 01:38:17,299
主播

2277
01:38:17,300 --> 01:38:19,900
反思一下怎么把纯粮粉丝变成抽象的

2278
01:38:19,933 --> 01:38:22,366
纯粮的粉丝会因为我变得抽象

2279
01:38:22,366 --> 01:38:22,999
抽象的粉

2280
01:38:23,000 --> 01:38:25,866
丝会因为我这把洗金盆洗手变纯粮

2281
01:38:25,866 --> 01:38:27,366
我不知道我这到底什么

2282
01:38:28,500 --> 01:38:30,000
呃呃我不好说

2283
01:38:30,666 --> 01:38:32,699
出门看看这个点有啥吃的回头见

2284
01:38:32,700 --> 01:38:35,066
好嘞注意安全哎

2285
01:38:36,400 --> 01:38:37,800
实在不行的话吃点

2286
01:38:37,800 --> 01:38:39,733
呃算了再吃垃圾食品

2287
01:38:39,733 --> 01:38:41,266
本来就喝咖啡再吃垃圾食品

2288
01:38:41,266 --> 01:38:42,766
吃点坦克吧要不

2289
01:38:50,300 --> 01:38:52,000
我在别的直播间不这个样子

2290
01:38:52,000 --> 01:38:55,000
我知道你们就针对我我可郁闷了

2291
01:38:55,000 --> 01:38:58,000
因为出门老能看到一些

2292
01:38:58,166 --> 01:39:01,399
烟烟人在人家直播间扮演萌萌人

2293
01:39:01,400 --> 01:39:02,533
主播唱歌跑调

2294
01:39:02,533 --> 01:39:04,666
好听好听真好听

2295
01:39:04,966 --> 01:39:06,733
你又喝咖啡就酒啊

2296
01:39:06,733 --> 01:39:08,799
你回来我给你点首美酒加咖啡吧

2297
01:39:08,800 --> 01:39:12,800
别吧这么喝这么喝你身体会出问题的

2298
01:39:12,866 --> 01:39:14,299
给你吃点东西吧

2299
01:39:15,400 --> 01:39:18,100
欢迎单纯鹦鹉球V8蓝团驾到

2300
01:39:18,100 --> 01:39:20,000
对了本人V87

2301
01:39:21,066 --> 01:39:21,866
一天

2302
01:39:22,933 --> 01:39:24,599
我这种音乐的全肯定的

2303
01:39:24,600 --> 01:39:25,966
我看你们在那边啊

2304
01:39:25,966 --> 01:39:28,866
人家萌音哥回去就是练歌你们在哪

2305
01:39:28,866 --> 01:39:29,533
好听好听

2306
01:39:29,533 --> 01:39:31,733
到我这就喊的累死了喊的累死了

2307
01:39:31,733 --> 01:39:32,799
难听难听

2308
01:39:33,133 --> 01:39:34,399
欢迎文件啊

2309
01:39:35,000 --> 01:39:37,266
难听难听真难听真不爱看

2310
01:39:37,266 --> 01:39:38,133
哎你们就知道

2311
01:39:38,133 --> 01:39:40,399
我的心不会这样轻易的狗带

2312
01:39:40,400 --> 01:39:42,800
你们就攻击我我真受不了

2313
01:39:43,133 --> 01:39:46,933
难听难听真难听

2314
01:39:46,933 --> 01:39:48,566
讨厌哇

2315
01:39:50,566 --> 01:39:52,999
这个果实妙的这个难听难听真难听

2316
01:39:53,000 --> 01:39:54,200
听起来就是这样的

2317
01:39:54,300 --> 01:39:56,100
a C w的听起来就是

2318
01:39:56,366 --> 01:39:59,366
小唐来给老子点个DJ

2319
01:39:59,800 --> 01:40:01,733
我说大爷有何吩咐

2320
01:40:01,866 --> 01:40:04,699
小唐给老点个DJ老子要听这个啊

2321
01:40:04,700 --> 01:40:07,866
我说啊行行您您您您慢坐您慢坐

2322
01:40:07,866 --> 01:40:10,466
大爷瓜子果盘给您盛上了

2323
01:40:10,533 --> 01:40:12,399
让大爷在这一边撬撬一边

2324
01:40:12,400 --> 01:40:13,766
哈德雷森哈德雷森

2325
01:40:13,766 --> 01:40:16,299
我说大爷我一定会勤加学艺的

2326
01:40:16,466 --> 01:40:19,166
真无语了雷斯大喵喵哎

2327
01:40:20,866 --> 01:40:22,599
我弟的哥是燕子都不跑

2328
01:40:22,600 --> 01:40:24,000
别人更不跑是吧

2329
01:40:24,933 --> 01:40:26,566
什么叫燕子都不跑

2330
01:40:27,766 --> 01:40:30,066
一天了欢迎默默啊

2331
01:40:34,966 --> 01:40:37,099
就主播演小剧场一直可以的

2332
01:40:37,100 --> 01:40:39,300
我觉得我哪天真3D的话

2333
01:40:39,300 --> 01:40:40,766
就给大家演这小剧场吧

2334
01:40:40,766 --> 01:40:42,066
一人多艺的那种

2335
01:40:42,466 --> 01:40:45,199
手脚并用声情并茂的那种小剧场

2336
01:41:04,900 --> 01:41:07,533
是不是三华来着是不是三华来着

2337
01:41:08,333 --> 01:41:09,566
我上次来

2338
01:41:09,566 --> 01:41:12,499
上次三华来然后我问他就是念三吗

2339
01:41:12,600 --> 01:41:14,800
我忘了他说是还是不是了

2340
01:41:15,500 --> 01:41:16,933
应该是叫三华吧

2341
01:41:16,933 --> 01:41:18,933
他上次来的时候我记得特别深刻

2342
01:41:18,933 --> 01:41:20,599
就有些人的名字因为我不认识

2343
01:41:21,533 --> 01:41:23,699
就你来多少次我都不认识

2344
01:41:25,133 --> 01:41:27,199
欢迎布姑娘啊欢迎梦婷

2345
01:41:27,200 --> 01:41:28,600
早上好呀梦婷

2346
01:41:28,766 --> 01:41:31,166
米燕米亚我永生永世的爹

2347
01:41:31,266 --> 01:41:35,899
米燕啊燕燕喵我永世的妻子我的爱人

2348
01:41:36,333 --> 01:41:37,133
啊

2349
01:41:38,700 --> 01:41:40,366
耶耶我的耶耶早上好

2350
01:41:40,366 --> 01:41:43,799
谢谢记忆森林该有的安宁的IC

2351
01:41:43,800 --> 01:41:44,500
感谢支持

2352
01:41:44,500 --> 01:41:47,466
可恶那天动物园18连唱我没有赶上

2353
01:41:47,466 --> 01:41:49,466
发完这条我应该23集了

2354
01:41:49,466 --> 01:41:50,966
恭喜23集捏

2355
01:41:50,966 --> 01:41:53,766
看看牌牌看看你的看看你的

2356
01:41:54,133 --> 01:41:55,166
好久不见

2357
01:41:55,366 --> 01:41:57,766
三环三环是三环吗

2358
01:42:00,766 --> 01:42:02,499
sunshine down police down

2359
01:42:05,700 --> 01:42:06,500
come on

2360
01:42:16,966 --> 01:42:18,166
哎呀唱不下去了

2361
01:42:18,500 --> 01:42:20,700
怎么现在连这个都不会唱了气死

2362
01:42:22,000 --> 01:42:24,366
看看你的恭喜23级捏

2363
01:42:25,266 --> 01:42:26,799
小海浪有什么用

2364
01:42:27,266 --> 01:42:29,766
答案是还差一个小海浪

2365
01:42:29,766 --> 01:42:30,533
加多少分啊

2366
01:42:30,533 --> 01:42:31,999
我还差4.5万

2367
01:42:32,000 --> 01:42:33,666
7.8万还差多少

2368
01:42:34,166 --> 01:42:37,133
主播怎么看待v出开始流行短视频啊

2369
01:42:37,133 --> 01:42:38,666
我还想跟大家讲一讲这个事

2370
01:42:38,666 --> 01:42:39,966
把BGM切掉

2371
01:42:40,133 --> 01:42:40,566
谢谢

2372
01:42:40,566 --> 01:42:43,266
嘿嘿嘿嘿爱你呦的粉丝团灯牌跟

2373
01:42:43,500 --> 01:42:45,533
呃我就知道你要来听我锐评了

2374
01:42:46,066 --> 01:42:47,799
短视频这个东西

2375
01:42:48,133 --> 01:42:50,166
v圈开始流行

2376
01:42:53,000 --> 01:42:54,733
要从两个方面入手

2377
01:42:54,733 --> 01:42:56,133
第一是现在

2378
01:42:57,200 --> 01:42:58,733
虽然大家必有

2379
01:42:58,733 --> 01:43:00,966
一直都有一种特有的自豪感

2380
01:43:00,966 --> 01:43:01,766
觉得

2381
01:43:02,166 --> 01:43:03,399
抖快不行

2382
01:43:03,400 --> 01:43:06,266
但是无可否认的就是你在各种

2383
01:43:07,400 --> 01:43:10,100
微博知乎也好都能看到一些

2384
01:43:11,533 --> 01:43:13,966
竖屏的那种短视频的视频号

2385
01:43:13,966 --> 01:43:15,766
流行起来就一个账号

2386
01:43:15,766 --> 01:43:17,733
他有很多个官方入驻平台

2387
01:43:17,733 --> 01:43:19,499
掐很多个平台米就

2388
01:43:19,500 --> 01:43:20,666
所以说你不可避免的

2389
01:43:20,666 --> 01:43:22,333
都会受到这种短视频的影响

2390
01:43:22,333 --> 01:43:23,499
现在的用户审美

2391
01:43:23,500 --> 01:43:25,800
他确实是趋向于短视频的

2392
01:43:25,900 --> 01:43:28,333
但是v区的话其实他的切片

2393
01:43:28,533 --> 01:43:31,133
你拿短视频很难去表现他

2394
01:43:31,300 --> 01:43:32,866
这个这个这个这个的情况

2395
01:43:32,866 --> 01:43:34,899
而且作为签约主播

2396
01:43:34,900 --> 01:43:36,166
我可以明确的告诉你

2397
01:43:36,166 --> 01:43:38,466
b站是有在推送短视频

2398
01:43:38,466 --> 01:43:42,999
而且鼓励v他去以竖屏的视频或者说

2399
01:43:43,333 --> 01:43:45,099
把一些比较有爆点的东西

2400
01:43:45,100 --> 01:43:47,133
放在视频的开头10秒以内

2401
01:43:47,300 --> 01:43:50,566
鼓励v以这种方式来获得更多的曝光

2402
01:43:50,566 --> 01:43:52,666
并且如果你打对了这种竖屏泰格

2403
01:43:52,666 --> 01:43:54,666
然后就是做了短视频的话

2404
01:43:54,666 --> 01:43:57,533
你也更容易获得官方的一些流量推荐

2405
01:43:57,800 --> 01:43:58,800
对他是这样的

2406
01:43:58,800 --> 01:44:01,333
就是官方也在迎合市场也需要

2407
01:44:01,333 --> 01:44:03,999
所以短视频就忽然一下就火了

2408
01:44:04,000 --> 01:44:06,200
因为他会有些短视频企业式的你

2409
01:44:06,200 --> 01:44:08,533
可能看到了有一些还有一些就

2410
01:44:08,966 --> 01:44:11,266
我照猫画葫芦翻拍的也都火了

2411
01:44:11,266 --> 01:44:13,566
是因为这个视频他本身在备战

2412
01:44:13,566 --> 01:44:15,599
做短视频期间他会有一些

2413
01:44:16,133 --> 01:44:17,299
流量在里面

2414
01:44:17,300 --> 01:44:19,666
就是他会有人在推荐嗯

2415
01:44:21,333 --> 01:44:23,666
什么赋语前置是这样的

2416
01:44:24,000 --> 01:44:26,900
翻唱也是前奏短或没有前奏更受欢迎

2417
01:44:26,900 --> 01:44:29,166
是的呢但我觉得前奏那一块

2418
01:44:29,166 --> 01:44:31,333
其实有些时候都很好很好看呢

2419
01:44:31,566 --> 01:44:34,133
现在就连是直播的切片

2420
01:44:34,200 --> 01:44:36,866
他都基本上切片切片慢

2421
01:44:36,866 --> 01:44:39,499
给的反馈都是尽量控制在3分钟以内

2422
01:44:39,500 --> 01:44:41,566
因为没有人有耐心

2423
01:44:42,066 --> 01:44:44,299
这路人没有人有耐心把这个切片看完

2424
01:44:44,300 --> 01:44:46,500
哪怕你后面3分钟天花乱坠

2425
01:44:46,500 --> 01:44:47,800
精彩的时刻一个接一个

2426
01:44:47,800 --> 01:44:49,100
人家可能看到1分钟啊

2427
01:44:49,100 --> 01:44:50,400
就没意思也退了

2428
01:44:50,700 --> 01:44:52,500
就哪怕你这切片极其连贯

2429
01:44:52,500 --> 01:44:54,866
超过5分钟的视频基本也没有完播率

2430
01:44:54,866 --> 01:44:55,933
就这种感觉

2431
01:44:59,000 --> 01:45:01,133
长视频也会有很多短的那种心是吧

2432
01:45:01,133 --> 01:45:04,666
只能说呃还是刚刚初步的那种情况

2433
01:45:04,666 --> 01:45:05,733
没有像别的视频

2434
01:45:05,733 --> 01:45:07,399
别的网站短视频那么火

2435
01:45:07,733 --> 01:45:09,466
其实我觉得什么东西都短视频

2436
01:45:09,466 --> 01:45:10,533
真的很不科学

2437
01:45:10,533 --> 01:45:11,733
尤其是做菜

2438
01:45:11,900 --> 01:45:14,333
十几秒的一个做菜视频你能学到啥

2439
01:45:14,333 --> 01:45:15,333
量都不够

2440
01:45:15,533 --> 01:45:16,999
也不讲的也不细

2441
01:45:17,000 --> 01:45:18,300
但是就那种

2442
01:45:19,000 --> 01:45:21,300
主要拍个视觉效果让你觉得你会做的

2443
01:45:21,300 --> 01:45:23,500
结果你做出来之后他没有告诉你

2444
01:45:23,500 --> 01:45:25,166
比如说牛肉他没告诉你要泡血水

2445
01:45:25,166 --> 01:45:26,666
就告诉你怎么调酱料

2446
01:45:26,666 --> 01:45:27,799
你做出来之后很难吃

2447
01:45:27,800 --> 01:45:30,200
就百思不得其解说这个食谱是假的

2448
01:45:30,866 --> 01:45:32,599
其实会看这些食谱的人

2449
01:45:32,600 --> 01:45:33,366
他那个瘦肚

2450
01:45:33,366 --> 01:45:35,399
他还需要一些长度去

2451
01:45:35,600 --> 01:45:37,733
去了解一些必要的知识的

2452
01:45:40,566 --> 01:45:42,166
美食圈视频都挺长的

2453
01:45:42,166 --> 01:45:44,166
你看一下抖音的做菜视频

2454
01:45:44,333 --> 01:45:46,533
我妈妈跟我就是两个极端

2455
01:45:46,533 --> 01:45:48,599
他就是学抖音做菜视频

2456
01:45:48,700 --> 01:45:50,700
我就是学b站的做菜视频

2457
01:45:51,333 --> 01:45:53,199
同样的菜我们俩一起做

2458
01:45:53,200 --> 01:45:54,800
他会做的比我快10分钟

2459
01:45:54,800 --> 01:45:55,900
因为他刀工好

2460
01:45:55,900 --> 01:45:57,933
但是我做的比他做的好吃

2461
01:45:57,933 --> 01:45:58,966
我们试过的

2462
01:45:59,066 --> 01:46:00,499
在那个过年的时候

2463
01:46:00,500 --> 01:46:01,866
就一道菜需要大量的量

2464
01:46:01,866 --> 01:46:03,766
我们俩同时起锅做菜

2465
01:46:03,766 --> 01:46:05,133
最后是我那盘先吃完

2466
01:46:05,133 --> 01:46:06,333
他那盘剩了一大半

2467
01:46:06,333 --> 01:46:07,133
哈哈哈

2468
01:46:08,366 --> 01:46:11,266
所以说有些东西短视频他其实只是

2469
01:46:11,266 --> 01:46:12,599
可能只是视觉刺激

2470
01:46:12,600 --> 01:46:14,966
你脑内很快的得到了一个满足啊

2471
01:46:14,966 --> 01:46:16,933
你觉得啊如果看过等于做过了

2472
01:46:16,933 --> 01:46:18,599
但其实你真的实操的时候会发现

2473
01:46:18,600 --> 01:46:20,000
他其实没那么实用

2474
01:46:21,500 --> 01:46:23,700
萌宠区的短视频还是挺好的

2475
01:46:23,700 --> 01:46:26,400
因为几几秒钟可爱的刺激就够了

2476
01:46:26,400 --> 01:46:29,500
太久的话也没什么太多人看见哦

2477
01:46:29,500 --> 01:46:31,300
一匹咖啡馆

2478
01:46:34,066 --> 01:46:36,666
一脉波动绚烂的彩虹

2479
01:46:36,800 --> 01:46:37,900
一起漂泊

2480
01:46:37,900 --> 01:46:40,333
尼玛沃咖啡男生很自律的做菜

2481
01:46:40,333 --> 01:46:41,333
我喜欢下厨房

2482
01:46:41,333 --> 01:46:42,133
对的对的

2483
01:46:42,533 --> 01:46:44,133
下厨房永远是神秘

2484
01:46:47,300 --> 01:46:49,366
因为我一些家常菜的博主

2485
01:46:49,366 --> 01:46:51,166
做的东西都挺简单的

2486
01:46:51,800 --> 01:46:54,500
天天啊好久没研究过做菜了

2487
01:46:55,266 --> 01:46:56,566
自从呃

2488
01:46:57,166 --> 01:47:01,766
全职了之后就没有再再学过新菜了

2489
01:47:01,900 --> 01:47:05,266
抖音节奏巨快只有图片的菜单视频

2490
01:47:05,466 --> 01:47:06,766
那有什么意思啊

2491
01:47:06,766 --> 01:47:08,399
那你就不如买一本料理书

2492
01:47:08,400 --> 01:47:10,766
你这对料理书他还有图片呢

2493
01:47:10,900 --> 01:47:13,100
看视频不就是为了容易理解吗

2494
01:47:13,100 --> 01:47:14,700
学一些手法之类

2495
01:47:17,700 --> 01:47:18,500
的

2496
01:47:22,100 --> 01:47:23,866
谢谢上华的c

2497
01:47:23,900 --> 01:47:24,533
感谢支持

2498
01:47:24,533 --> 01:47:25,799
主播觉得作为一个微

2499
01:47:25,800 --> 01:47:27,733
长短视频一起发展是否更好

2500
01:47:27,733 --> 01:47:30,266
短视频成本低难度在于创意

2501
01:47:32,133 --> 01:47:34,466
如果你有这个经历也有这个能力

2502
01:47:34,466 --> 01:47:35,899
也有这个策划的能力

2503
01:47:35,900 --> 01:47:38,700
就是你能想到一些优秀有意思的东西

2504
01:47:38,700 --> 01:47:39,500
我觉得

2505
01:47:40,266 --> 01:47:41,899
我觉得是很好的

2506
01:47:42,133 --> 01:47:43,533
就是他是很好的不

2507
01:47:43,533 --> 01:47:44,366
是说他不好

2508
01:47:44,366 --> 01:47:46,166
只不过毕竟这个环境下

2509
01:47:46,166 --> 01:47:49,966
我觉得有有有这个脑子策划短视频

2510
01:47:49,966 --> 01:47:52,399
或者说有这个思路能够策划

2511
01:47:52,766 --> 01:47:54,699
真正成功的短视频的

2512
01:47:54,700 --> 01:47:57,866
这个这个v他还是占据比较少数的吧

2513
01:47:57,866 --> 01:47:59,266
比切片切出来

2514
01:47:59,266 --> 01:48:01,599
然后拿3分钟5分钟来表达自己

2515
01:48:01,600 --> 01:48:03,300
难度要大太多了

2516
01:48:04,166 --> 01:48:06,166
大家都不是专业干这个的

2517
01:48:06,166 --> 01:48:07,566
就所以说新手区吗

2518
01:48:07,566 --> 01:48:08,933
新手区是这样的

2519
01:48:09,700 --> 01:48:11,766
挺难的我的评价是挺难

2520
01:48:11,766 --> 01:48:13,499
至少你让我去搞

2521
01:48:13,600 --> 01:48:16,000
搞什么短视频啊什么什么的

2522
01:48:16,400 --> 01:48:19,533
我是不太想的到能搞什么的

2523
01:48:19,533 --> 01:48:20,333
欢迎阳阳

2524
01:48:20,533 --> 01:48:22,066
谢谢你的爱心啊鲜花

2525
01:48:22,966 --> 01:48:25,399
如果你有这个能力有这个经历的话

2526
01:48:25,400 --> 01:48:26,533
长短视频一起发展

2527
01:48:26,533 --> 01:48:28,299
我觉得是很好很好的

2528
01:48:28,300 --> 01:48:30,666
但是这背后应该是离不开

2529
01:48:30,666 --> 01:48:32,133
企业的支持的

2530
01:48:32,200 --> 01:48:33,566
因为一个微你不可能

2531
01:48:33,566 --> 01:48:36,566
又如果假设是我个人是对吧

2532
01:48:37,366 --> 01:48:39,099
假设是我个人吃的话

2533
01:48:39,466 --> 01:48:41,066
我不可能呃

2534
01:48:41,133 --> 01:48:43,199
每天播6个小时的同时

2535
01:48:43,200 --> 01:48:45,966
又每天跟三个乐高老师对接

2536
01:48:45,966 --> 01:48:47,666
然后再对接我的三弟

2537
01:48:47,700 --> 01:48:50,800
在那个给自己做一顿饭再收拾家里面

2538
01:48:50,800 --> 01:48:53,866
在那个把自己的这个这个问题打理好

2539
01:48:54,066 --> 01:48:54,966
在学习

2540
01:48:55,000 --> 01:48:57,466
在这个想我的长视频怎么切片

2541
01:48:57,466 --> 01:48:58,133
怎么剪辑

2542
01:48:58,133 --> 01:48:59,199
怎么给他加字幕

2543
01:48:59,200 --> 01:49:01,766
然后封面怎么吸引人文案怎么写

2544
01:49:01,866 --> 01:49:02,599
然后再想想

2545
01:49:02,600 --> 01:49:03,900
短视频我应该做什么样的

2546
01:49:03,900 --> 01:49:05,166
一个原创的题材

2547
01:49:05,166 --> 01:49:08,066
拍出来之后他有什么样的保证量产

2548
01:49:08,166 --> 01:49:09,966
然后再加上保证周边的质量

2549
01:49:09,966 --> 01:49:12,333
给这个观众退货换货

2550
01:49:12,333 --> 01:49:13,266
谁的件丢了

2551
01:49:13,266 --> 01:49:15,733
疫情期间丢到哪里去了要换地址

2552
01:49:15,766 --> 01:49:17,666
每一个跟店家对接有时差之后

2553
01:49:17,666 --> 01:49:19,299
店家可能过8个小时回你

2554
01:49:19,300 --> 01:49:21,666
你半夜爬起来还得摸着手机去回他

2555
01:49:22,100 --> 01:49:24,133
这个每个人精力是很有限的

2556
01:49:24,133 --> 01:49:25,399
所以你只能舍弃掉一部分

2557
01:49:25,400 --> 01:49:27,666
就很难把这些东西全都做到

2558
01:49:27,666 --> 01:49:27,966
你知道吧

2559
01:49:27,966 --> 01:49:29,899
很困难非常困难

2560
01:49:30,900 --> 01:49:31,800
燕燕如何评价人

2561
01:49:31,800 --> 01:49:33,666
我爸都开始想做短视频了

2562
01:49:34,100 --> 01:49:37,100
连一个不太了解互联网的人都开始

2563
01:49:37,100 --> 01:49:38,900
想着要做这一行的话

2564
01:49:38,900 --> 01:49:41,100
那说明已经是绝对的红海了

2565
01:49:41,100 --> 01:49:41,766
你知道吧

2566
01:49:41,766 --> 01:49:43,466
说明他已经是绝对的红海了

2567
01:49:43,466 --> 01:49:44,499
他已经没有什么

2568
01:49:44,500 --> 01:49:47,600
没有什么就是呃除了运气之外

2569
01:49:47,666 --> 01:49:49,533
然后你去碰碰运气啊

2570
01:49:50,000 --> 01:49:51,666
谢谢三华的剑桥

2571
01:49:51,800 --> 01:49:54,100
我操太破费了谢谢谢谢

2572
01:49:54,200 --> 01:49:58,800
就是有一个职业的三原则吗

2573
01:49:59,133 --> 01:50:02,466
如果一个行业门槛低收入又不差

2574
01:50:02,466 --> 01:50:05,566
那么他可能就违法你知道吧

2575
01:50:05,566 --> 01:50:06,733
哈哈哈

2576
01:50:06,733 --> 01:50:09,333
如果一个行业这个这个这个收入高

2577
01:50:09,333 --> 01:50:09,699
对吧

2578
01:50:09,700 --> 01:50:12,666
然后不是他那个收入高然后门槛又低

2579
01:50:12,700 --> 01:50:14,200
可能他就是违法犯罪

2580
01:50:14,200 --> 01:50:16,966
或者说是竞争已经卷死的那种行业

2581
01:50:18,266 --> 01:50:19,599
要么门槛高

2582
01:50:19,766 --> 01:50:22,099
要么然就是要么就是收入低

2583
01:50:22,133 --> 01:50:24,733
很难有什么东西都有好做的东西

2584
01:50:24,966 --> 01:50:26,099
哪怕吃天资

2585
01:50:26,100 --> 01:50:28,366
也得有有吃天资的这个感觉吧

2586
01:50:28,366 --> 01:50:30,899
谢谢少华的现场这很破费面

2587
01:50:30,900 --> 01:50:32,733
真希望姚光也能听到

2588
01:50:32,933 --> 01:50:33,666
他可以吧

2589
01:50:33,666 --> 01:50:34,466
他可以的

2590
01:50:34,500 --> 01:50:35,733
大家有什么就是

2591
01:50:35,800 --> 01:50:38,100
运营方面的思路就可以私下问我

2592
01:50:38,100 --> 01:50:40,266
但是不要让我在直播间开课

2593
01:50:40,266 --> 01:50:42,533
咱们偷偷的说咱们自己人偷偷的说

2594
01:50:42,800 --> 01:50:45,333
直播间开课的话就被人学走怎么办你

2595
01:50:45,333 --> 01:50:48,699
对啊能赚钱又不用付出精力

2596
01:50:48,700 --> 01:50:51,333
门槛又低的职业全在法律上写着呢

2597
01:50:51,333 --> 01:50:52,133
对吧

2598
01:50:53,533 --> 01:50:55,199
所以比起这个之后

2599
01:50:55,200 --> 01:50:57,200
最接近我们普罗大众

2600
01:50:57,200 --> 01:50:58,700
然后最接近那个

2601
01:50:59,333 --> 01:51:01,399
门槛高就是门槛低

2602
01:51:01,466 --> 01:51:03,899
天花板高的这种职业是什么呢

2603
01:51:03,900 --> 01:51:05,366
自媒体主播

2604
01:51:05,966 --> 01:51:07,599
据现在的调查来说

2605
01:51:07,600 --> 01:51:10,500
青少年就我弟弟十几岁那一辈

2606
01:51:10,500 --> 01:51:11,133
问他们以后

2607
01:51:11,133 --> 01:51:11,999
想干什么

2608
01:51:12,000 --> 01:51:14,466
我小的时候大家都是我想当作家

2609
01:51:14,466 --> 01:51:15,966
我想当航天员

2610
01:51:15,966 --> 01:51:16,799
想当科学家

2611
01:51:16,800 --> 01:51:19,566
现在都是我想当带货主播

2612
01:51:19,600 --> 01:51:23,100
我想当艺人出道我想当偶像明星

2613
01:51:23,900 --> 01:51:26,766
大家都知道什么东西门槛又低

2614
01:51:26,766 --> 01:51:27,599
上限又高

2615
01:51:27,600 --> 01:51:29,300
但是他上限高的时候

2616
01:51:29,333 --> 01:51:30,066
上限高

2617
01:51:30,066 --> 01:51:32,766
是无数个失败的人堆着起来的上限

2618
01:51:32,766 --> 01:51:35,399
那些失败的人都已经埋到地底下了

2619
01:51:35,400 --> 01:51:36,200
你知道吗

2620
01:51:36,200 --> 01:51:39,700
呦咪哈哈哈你看我刚才还说土豆雷呢

2621
01:51:39,700 --> 01:51:42,533
就就就正抽象人真可爱我不好意思

2622
01:51:42,533 --> 01:51:44,866
嗯我也是门槛低竞争大

2623
01:51:44,866 --> 01:51:47,366
所以就没有什么本事在身上

2624
01:51:47,366 --> 01:51:49,333
被卷死真的太正常不过了

2625
01:51:49,333 --> 01:51:51,133
我如果哪一天我也被卷死

2626
01:51:51,133 --> 01:51:53,766
我只能说确实是我的学习能力跟不上

2627
01:51:53,766 --> 01:51:55,799
版本变更了我只会平静的接受

2628
01:51:55,800 --> 01:51:57,066
我不会开个视频哭着

2629
01:51:57,066 --> 01:51:58,566
因为这是我自己的不足

2630
01:51:58,566 --> 01:52:00,733
我觉得我哭了之后没有意义

2631
01:52:00,733 --> 01:52:02,099
我能跟谁说呢

2632
01:52:02,400 --> 01:52:06,933
我自己学不会唱歌跳舞又又没有3D坏

2633
01:52:08,000 --> 01:52:09,700
现在好以后被市场淘汰

2634
01:52:09,700 --> 01:52:11,133
以后万一全家用3D的

2635
01:52:11,133 --> 01:52:13,733
被市场淘汰是理所当然的事情了

2636
01:52:13,800 --> 01:52:15,333
那你会因为情

2637
01:52:15,333 --> 01:52:17,933
怀一直用你家20年前的大头电视机吗

2638
01:52:17,933 --> 01:52:19,299
你不会啊对吧

2639
01:52:19,333 --> 01:52:20,799
有了钱赶快把它换掉

2640
01:52:20,800 --> 01:52:21,666
因为这就是

2641
01:52:21,933 --> 01:52:24,299
液晶电视屏就是碾压的那个

2642
01:52:24,933 --> 01:52:26,133
优势吗对吧

2643
01:52:26,166 --> 01:52:28,466
所以说大头电视机哭

2644
01:52:28,466 --> 01:52:30,733
说我为家里做了20年的贡献

2645
01:52:30,766 --> 01:52:33,266
哈哈哈那也不能这么哭呀对吧

2646
01:52:33,266 --> 01:52:35,733
技术水平跟上了那没办法

2647
01:52:36,966 --> 01:52:37,666
我们主播

2648
01:52:37,666 --> 01:52:39,733
其实就是大家家里的大头电视机

2649
01:52:39,733 --> 01:52:41,266
这种这种这种情况吧

2650
01:52:41,266 --> 01:52:41,866
我只能说

2651
01:52:41,866 --> 01:52:44,099
我已经认清了主播自己的定位捏

2652
01:52:45,100 --> 01:52:47,866
3D已经是版本了未来吧未来吧

2653
01:52:47,966 --> 01:52:49,266
看现在搞原宇宙这样

2654
01:52:49,266 --> 01:52:51,599
家用3D这个东西早晚会成本降下

2655
01:52:51,600 --> 01:52:53,400
来的欢迎爱香

2656
01:52:53,400 --> 01:52:56,133
嗯就像电脑以前就是实验室里有呢

2657
01:52:56,133 --> 01:52:57,533
再过个十年八年的

2658
01:52:57,533 --> 01:52:58,399
谁说的重要

2659
01:53:00,733 --> 01:53:01,766
本王的女人

2660
01:53:01,766 --> 01:53:03,166
我才不是你的女人呢

2661
01:53:04,166 --> 01:53:05,933
不能拿个人是给自己找借口

2662
01:53:05,933 --> 01:53:07,866
你看人冰糖人都忘记了

2663
01:53:07,900 --> 01:53:09,733
我已经埋到土里了你别去啊

2664
01:53:09,733 --> 01:53:11,533
埋土里再出来就爆了

2665
01:53:12,266 --> 01:53:14,533
我总感觉日威跟国威风格不太一样

2666
01:53:14,533 --> 01:53:16,366
国威跟日威风格确实不太一样啊

2667
01:53:16,366 --> 01:53:17,966
这个日威跟国威

2668
01:53:17,966 --> 01:53:19,733
日威主打一个文化差异捏

2669
01:53:19,733 --> 01:53:22,066
国威的话主打一个贴近大家

2670
01:53:22,133 --> 01:53:23,499
电视机不能跟人比

2671
01:53:23,500 --> 01:53:24,866
衣不如新人不如故

2672
01:53:24,866 --> 01:53:25,699
真的吗

2673
01:53:26,533 --> 01:53:29,299
什么时候主播被版本那个掏空了对吧

2674
01:53:29,300 --> 01:53:31,466
这个把把会的东西都告诉大家

2675
01:53:31,466 --> 01:53:32,966
然后大家就都润了

2676
01:53:33,100 --> 01:53:34,933
技术真的就是第一层了

2677
01:53:35,200 --> 01:53:37,800
就像大家现在看lip to d模型啊

2678
01:53:37,800 --> 01:53:39,333
如果我就一张纸片放在这

2679
01:53:39,333 --> 01:53:41,099
只会张嘴眨眼都眨不明白

2680
01:53:41,100 --> 01:53:42,066
你会看我吗

2681
01:53:42,166 --> 01:53:44,499
我现在这么隆重左摇右摇的对吧

2682
01:53:44,500 --> 01:53:46,200
可能算是走在前列

2683
01:53:46,200 --> 01:53:47,166
那以后3D

2684
01:53:47,166 --> 01:53:49,533
就是每个人都3D的可以举手了

2685
01:53:49,533 --> 01:53:51,933
主要3D对于主播的作用其实

2686
01:53:51,933 --> 01:53:54,066
不是唱歌跳舞这种东西

2687
01:53:54,100 --> 01:53:56,500
而是可以用肢体语言向你传达

2688
01:53:56,500 --> 01:53:57,566
他的情绪

2689
01:53:58,133 --> 01:53:59,666
因为现在2D的皮套

2690
01:53:59,666 --> 01:54:01,666
所有的基本上没有首补这个功能

2691
01:54:01,666 --> 01:54:03,366
有首补也是造价极其昂贵

2692
01:54:03,366 --> 01:54:04,766
甚至比3D还要贵

2693
01:54:04,766 --> 01:54:07,399
就是没有走入千家万户的这种情况

2694
01:54:07,466 --> 01:54:10,499
所以我个人认为就是对于个人是来说

2695
01:54:10,800 --> 01:54:14,000
真正的方向3里的方向不是唱歌跳舞

2696
01:54:14,000 --> 01:54:17,066
因为传统主播里面不会唱歌跳舞的

2697
01:54:17,066 --> 01:54:18,333
这种聊天电台主播

2698
01:54:18,333 --> 01:54:19,699
人家也依然活的很好

2699
01:54:19,700 --> 01:54:21,133
依然依然收大米对吧

2700
01:54:21,133 --> 01:54:22,533
也不是所有的真人主播

2701
01:54:22,533 --> 01:54:24,099
露脸主播都是跳舞主播

2702
01:54:24,200 --> 01:54:27,933
而是手部的动作跟神态的这个抓取

2703
01:54:28,133 --> 01:54:31,166
可以更接近更更贴近于大家的心

2704
01:54:31,166 --> 01:54:31,966
然后可以

2705
01:54:32,000 --> 01:54:33,333
在说话的时候用

2706
01:54:33,366 --> 01:54:35,866
肢体的语言来更多的调动大家的情绪

2707
01:54:35,866 --> 01:54:36,899
这个才是我认为

2708
01:54:36,900 --> 01:54:38,900
家用3D真正的发展方向

2709
01:54:40,333 --> 01:54:42,099
也许有人会喜欢二弟吧

2710
01:54:42,533 --> 01:54:44,733
当这个一个二弟一个三弟

2711
01:54:44,733 --> 01:54:46,966
三宣二宣到极限的时候

2712
01:54:47,200 --> 01:54:48,766
他除了会伸手之外

2713
01:54:48,766 --> 01:54:50,466
跟其他的二弟没有任何差别

2714
01:54:50,466 --> 01:54:52,399
你肯定会选择会伸手的二弟呢

2715
01:54:53,333 --> 01:54:55,066
主播能来点热水器吗

2716
01:54:55,066 --> 01:54:56,933
没有这个本领啊不太行啊

2717
01:54:58,066 --> 01:54:59,799
参考开摄像头的游戏主播

2718
01:54:59,800 --> 01:55:01,166
就有点这种感觉吧

2719
01:55:01,200 --> 01:55:03,300
上网就是为了等你

2720
01:55:03,400 --> 01:55:04,100
哈哈哈

2721
01:55:04,100 --> 01:55:06,500
哎你看见没有上网就是为了等你

2722
01:55:07,100 --> 01:55:07,900
燕燕别这么好吗

2723
01:55:07,900 --> 01:55:09,866
我不走燕姐没你咋活

2724
01:55:09,866 --> 01:55:13,966
哈哈哈燕姐我的燕姐没你不活了

2725
01:55:14,933 --> 01:55:16,566
我一般看动漫不看三弟

2726
01:55:16,566 --> 01:55:18,066
那是因为他不够二次约

2727
01:55:18,066 --> 01:55:20,799
要是三选二拍动漫你看不看对吧

2728
01:55:20,800 --> 01:55:22,500
三选二拍动漫你肯定看

2729
01:55:22,966 --> 01:55:25,733
3D能用2D不能用的回来知道节目效果

2730
01:55:25,733 --> 01:55:28,266
对啊就特别典型的心律动吧

2731
01:55:28,266 --> 01:55:31,533
这个两仪式的这个这个DJ心律动场场

2732
01:55:32,366 --> 01:55:33,899
人家可以直播

2733
01:55:33,900 --> 01:55:35,933
没没内容的时候两腿一叉

2734
01:55:35,933 --> 01:55:37,166
然后这个或者说

2735
01:55:37,300 --> 01:55:38,900
直接直接那个两个人

2736
01:55:38,900 --> 01:55:40,466
做一些瑜伽动作之类的

2737
01:55:40,466 --> 01:55:41,966
那个2D怎么怎么拼吗

2738
01:55:41,966 --> 01:55:42,799
拼不过的

2739
01:55:44,300 --> 01:55:46,966
可以教教小燕骂人吗

2740
01:55:47,366 --> 01:55:49,933
小燕背紧了拳头

2741
01:55:50,100 --> 01:55:51,300
涨红了脸

2742
01:55:51,333 --> 01:55:52,699
只能说一句

2743
01:55:53,566 --> 01:55:56,366
米呀米呀轮椅人换滚

2744
01:55:58,333 --> 01:56:00,633
至少现在三圈的效果都不太行

2745
01:56:00,800 --> 01:56:02,966
阿香看过我的那个3D的吧

2746
01:56:03,400 --> 01:56:04,366
感觉怎么样

2747
01:56:05,366 --> 01:56:06,466
直接就是2D的

2748
01:56:06,466 --> 01:56:09,166
芥末我那个我会再继续细调

2749
01:56:09,166 --> 01:56:11,666
直到把它调到跟我的2D模型一模一样

2750
01:56:11,666 --> 01:56:13,033
没有任何差别之后

2751
01:56:13,033 --> 01:56:14,033
哈哈哈

2752
01:56:14,033 --> 01:56:17,399
206我没看错吧哎206吗

2753
01:56:17,433 --> 01:56:22,633
206了吗哇谢谢谢谢啊离开逗喵开心喵

2754
01:56:24,800 --> 01:56:27,633
这下这下210了这下很很冲210

2755
01:56:27,633 --> 01:56:28,766
哈哈哈

2756
01:56:28,766 --> 01:56:29,566
哎呀

2757
01:56:29,800 --> 01:56:31,600
谢谢不要啊

2758
01:56:31,600 --> 01:56:34,166
没有没有我我跟他我跟他画饼呢老师

2759
01:56:34,166 --> 01:56:34,999
没有没有开玩笑

2760
01:56:35,000 --> 01:56:36,766
我就现在就完成度已经很高了

2761
01:56:36,833 --> 01:56:39,033
只是差了一一点点就是一点点

2762
01:56:39,033 --> 01:56:40,333
我拿到手之后就是

2763
01:56:40,400 --> 01:56:41,033
我觉得

2764
01:56:41,033 --> 01:56:43,166
我看起来跟二弟已经没有任何差别了

2765
01:56:43,166 --> 01:56:45,466
相似度已经在90%以上了你知道吧

2766
01:56:45,866 --> 01:56:47,666
老师老师怕我折磨他

2767
01:56:47,666 --> 01:56:49,366
没有我现在其实能提的意见

2768
01:56:49,366 --> 01:56:50,666
其实差不多提完了

2769
01:56:50,733 --> 01:56:53,233
对什么时候250我不知道耶

2770
01:56:53,233 --> 01:56:54,266
明天是不能放烟花

2771
01:56:54,266 --> 01:56:55,633
一天一模一样做不到的吧

2772
01:56:55,633 --> 01:56:57,599
差不多就现在就是一模一样了

2773
01:56:59,033 --> 01:57:01,533
三弟老师听了要杀人他说不要啊

2774
01:57:01,533 --> 01:57:03,133
哈哈哈哈

2775
01:57:03,200 --> 01:57:04,366
老师说哎呀

2776
01:57:04,366 --> 01:57:06,533
这个我这个甲方甲方其实我没有

2777
01:57:06,533 --> 01:57:07,766
我不是很懂三弟

2778
01:57:07,766 --> 01:57:09,466
我会跟老师商量着来的

2779
01:57:09,866 --> 01:57:10,866
嗯就是

2780
01:57:10,933 --> 01:57:13,633
呃有些不能做的东西我不会强求的

2781
01:57:13,633 --> 01:57:16,333
然后能做的话就是能修改的细节

2782
01:57:16,400 --> 01:57:18,400
就我可能觉得作为主播来说

2783
01:57:18,400 --> 01:57:21,000
因为驾驾驶这个2D皮套也很准的嘛

2784
01:57:21,000 --> 01:57:21,933
作为主播来说

2785
01:57:21,933 --> 01:57:23,199
有一些驾驶员的心得

2786
01:57:23,200 --> 01:57:25,166
可能就跟老师分享一下就是

2787
01:57:25,166 --> 01:57:25,966
哈哈哈

2788
01:57:26,400 --> 01:57:28,466
我不会真的那我那我那个啥的了

2789
01:57:28,466 --> 01:57:30,466
我觉得现在相似度就90%了

2790
01:57:30,466 --> 01:57:32,233
不信不信不信董哥说一下

2791
01:57:32,233 --> 01:57:33,233
真的很厉害了

2792
01:57:33,333 --> 01:57:34,733
什么时候可以拔下来打人

2793
01:57:34,733 --> 01:57:36,466
老师要这个尾巴

2794
01:57:36,466 --> 01:57:39,266
拆下来粘在手上当大棒打人

2795
01:57:39,266 --> 01:57:40,999
要这个案件老师记一下

2796
01:57:41,000 --> 01:57:42,000
老师我加钱

2797
01:57:42,000 --> 01:57:43,200
老师要这个案件

2798
01:57:43,200 --> 01:57:44,000
哈哈哈

2799
01:57:44,433 --> 01:57:46,999
啊看看我的不看你的不看你的

2800
01:57:47,000 --> 01:57:47,766
我有大棒

2801
01:57:47,766 --> 01:57:49,066
以后从裙子下面直接

2802
01:57:49,066 --> 01:57:50,166
直接谁惹我生气

2803
01:57:50,166 --> 01:57:51,433
从背后直接把它摘下来

2804
01:57:51,433 --> 01:57:52,766
咚咚一顿砸好吧

2805
01:57:57,933 --> 01:58:00,166
还有就是可能会设计一个魔法杖

2806
01:58:00,166 --> 01:58:01,599
之类的你真的很好了

2807
01:58:01,600 --> 01:58:03,200
已经很好看了对吧

2808
01:58:03,233 --> 01:58:04,733
但是有人已经看过了

2809
01:58:04,733 --> 01:58:06,966
尾巴可以拔出来不要猫猫先溜了

2810
01:58:06,966 --> 01:58:08,999
拜拜呢三华谢谢你的见证啊

2811
01:58:09,000 --> 01:58:10,333
谢谢谢谢

2812
01:58:11,000 --> 01:58:12,400
所以叫不叫三华了

2813
01:58:13,066 --> 01:58:14,599
你在说什么哎

2814
01:58:14,600 --> 01:58:16,066
我没有在说什么你

2815
01:58:18,633 --> 01:58:20,333
我说看看我的牌子啊

2816
01:58:20,333 --> 01:58:22,433
你的牌子好好好漂亮啊

2817
01:58:24,166 --> 01:58:25,199
不是大风

2818
01:58:25,200 --> 01:58:26,066
什么大风

2819
01:58:30,066 --> 01:58:32,566
看看你的我的尾巴很好捏

2820
01:58:32,733 --> 01:58:34,733
拿尾巴砸人真的不是奖励吗

2821
01:58:34,733 --> 01:58:35,733
为什么不行啊

2822
01:58:35,733 --> 01:58:36,733
魔法猫猫

2823
01:58:36,833 --> 01:58:38,433
可以可以那个那个

2824
01:58:38,433 --> 01:58:40,133
拆卸自己身体器官

2825
01:58:40,266 --> 01:58:42,733
然后用来用用到武器很正常吧

2826
01:58:42,733 --> 01:58:43,533
欢迎月明

2827
01:58:43,966 --> 01:58:45,433
这不是很正常的吗

2828
01:58:45,633 --> 01:58:46,633
不如我的

2829
01:58:47,066 --> 01:58:48,466
哈哈哈哈哈哈

2830
01:58:49,600 --> 01:58:51,266
你怎么金了

2831
01:58:51,833 --> 01:58:52,799
好搞笑

2832
01:58:52,800 --> 01:58:54,266
不行我受不了

2833
01:58:54,266 --> 01:58:56,433
每次看到瑶瑶这个牌子我都绷不住

2834
01:58:56,733 --> 01:58:58,033
瑶瑶还有阿狸

2835
01:58:58,333 --> 01:58:59,966
两个人一个19级管人吃

2836
01:58:59,966 --> 01:59:01,933
一个19级20级除草机

2837
01:59:03,400 --> 01:59:04,400
给我笑死了

2838
01:59:04,400 --> 01:59:06,866
家人们主播你这好多棺材铺啊

2839
01:59:06,866 --> 01:59:08,566
你小鹿帮我感到害怕是吧

2840
01:59:08,566 --> 01:59:10,466
你小鹿帮你纯良感到害怕

2841
01:59:11,766 --> 01:59:13,799
他们的成分我真的不好说了

2842
01:59:13,800 --> 01:59:16,066
我的意思是换个别的东西打人吧

2843
01:59:16,066 --> 01:59:17,433
别插嘴玩的太奇怪了

2844
01:59:17,433 --> 01:59:18,599
别跟别人说了

2845
01:59:18,766 --> 01:59:20,799
这样吗奇怪吗

2846
01:59:21,233 --> 01:59:22,266
那就换一个吧

2847
01:59:22,266 --> 01:59:23,633
那换一个换什么人

2848
01:59:26,566 --> 01:59:29,366
主要是尾巴这个东西他第一是不需要

2849
01:59:29,366 --> 01:59:30,733
不需要额外建模

2850
01:59:30,733 --> 01:59:32,933
第二就是他看起来像个棒子

2851
01:59:35,366 --> 01:59:36,633
我总不能说老师给

2852
01:59:36,633 --> 01:59:39,133
我建一个电棍吧老师说

2853
01:59:39,733 --> 01:59:41,933
老师说不能加特效的

2854
01:59:42,033 --> 01:59:44,866
加特效在直播里他应该加不上的

2855
01:59:44,866 --> 01:59:46,366
对那个

2856
01:59:46,733 --> 01:59:48,599
棍子通电呐什么的

2857
01:59:48,600 --> 01:59:50,600
然后电火花呀之类的

2858
01:59:50,600 --> 01:59:52,766
好像应该是做不出来的

2859
01:59:53,000 --> 01:59:54,633
午饭吃什么

2860
01:59:55,233 --> 01:59:56,199
我不知道呀

2861
01:59:56,633 --> 01:59:58,166
吃麻辣香锅吧

2862
01:59:59,400 --> 02:00:02,466
什么24级是脆杀南风南风

2863
02:00:03,466 --> 02:00:05,599
美亚美亚排在虚拟区第一页的

2864
02:00:05,600 --> 02:00:07,433
对的捏是早上播吗

2865
02:00:07,433 --> 02:00:10,166
尾巴能变成电棍将觉得他变不成捏

2866
02:00:10,866 --> 02:00:13,666
魔法棒敲成魔法棒还得再找人设计

2867
02:00:13,666 --> 02:00:14,599
我的天呐

2868
02:00:14,666 --> 02:00:16,399
魔法棒还要再找人设计

2869
02:00:18,233 --> 02:00:19,833
哎呀哎呀

2870
02:00:20,566 --> 02:00:22,366
我忽然想起一件事

2871
02:00:22,533 --> 02:00:22,999
哎呀

2872
02:00:23,000 --> 02:00:23,800
米诺

2873
02:00:24,933 --> 02:00:25,766
等一下

2874
02:00:37,266 --> 02:00:39,333
老师有进度吗

2875
02:00:43,833 --> 02:00:47,366
我的三爹辅助的那个那个那个三视图

2876
02:00:47,366 --> 02:00:49,933
他现在都到现在都还没给我草稿

2877
02:00:51,266 --> 02:00:52,966
我跟他加急了

2878
02:00:52,966 --> 02:00:54,933
我还退了一张稿子的时间

2879
02:00:54,933 --> 02:00:56,533
然后他现在还没给我草稿

2880
02:00:56,533 --> 02:00:57,399
我生气了

2881
02:00:57,400 --> 02:01:00,466
不是不是不是去熬了不是去熬了

2882
02:01:01,233 --> 02:01:03,433
通电尾巴能变成电棍叫绝杀

2883
02:01:03,433 --> 02:01:04,599
我是电棍的粉丝

2884
02:01:04,600 --> 02:01:05,833
怎么了怎么了

2885
02:01:06,433 --> 02:01:08,133
开氧什么开氧了

2886
02:01:08,133 --> 02:01:09,166
气死我了我真的

2887
02:01:09,166 --> 02:01:11,766
哎呀你今天运气晚场大概播到几点

2888
02:01:11,766 --> 02:01:12,799
你要看视频吗

2889
02:01:12,800 --> 02:01:14,000
我攒了三个

2890
02:01:14,166 --> 02:01:15,133
留会视频吧

2891
02:01:15,133 --> 02:01:16,633
家人们留会视频吧

2892
02:01:17,000 --> 02:01:18,866
我知道我欠你们视频呢

2893
02:01:19,266 --> 02:01:20,833
阿香的那个放吗

2894
02:01:21,966 --> 02:01:24,266
想亲你的脸脸就亲你的脸脸

2895
02:01:24,266 --> 02:01:26,833
想亲你的手手就亲你的手手

2896
02:01:27,866 --> 02:01:29,566
我要枪那个还要放吗

2897
02:01:58,433 --> 02:02:01,933
吃鸡娘娘爹你家怎么只有我一个人了

2898
02:02:04,166 --> 02:02:07,366
就怎么说呢我家确实只有我一个人了

2899
02:02:07,366 --> 02:02:09,599
因为因为我家现在现在属于一个

2900
02:02:09,600 --> 02:02:11,866
装修完了之后的那个毛坯阶段

2901
02:02:11,866 --> 02:02:13,866
就没有人没有人想来我家了

2902
02:02:13,866 --> 02:02:15,199
我家现在很破

2903
02:02:16,366 --> 02:02:18,733
只是会问大概会播到几点

2904
02:02:19,133 --> 02:02:21,966
大概大概的话

2905
02:02:26,233 --> 02:02:27,233
今天有3个新

2906
02:02:27,233 --> 02:02:28,033
舰长

2907
02:02:29,133 --> 02:02:30,766
所以我大概会播到

2908
02:02:39,466 --> 02:02:43,066
12点 半左右

2909
02:02:43,766 --> 02:02:47,066
待会不到12点半左右

2910
02:02:48,133 --> 02:02:49,233
呃不太清楚啊

2911
02:02:49,233 --> 02:02:49,566
主播

2912
02:02:49,566 --> 02:02:51,633
回家看看是不是真的只有一个人了

2913
02:02:51,633 --> 02:02:51,966
是吧

2914
02:02:51,966 --> 02:02:55,033
倒批真的是我没回家我没有回家

2915
02:02:55,533 --> 02:02:57,266
今天还指着调作息呢

2916
02:02:57,266 --> 02:02:59,199
可能就12点半左右吧

2917
02:02:59,200 --> 02:03:03,000
12点半然后那个不用调的太太夸张了

2918
02:03:03,133 --> 02:03:04,966
然后其实就欢迎雨墨

2919
02:03:05,000 --> 02:03:06,400
就不用调的太夸张

2920
02:03:06,400 --> 02:03:07,966
大概调到2点睡觉

2921
02:03:07,966 --> 02:03:09,999
然后11点起来就可以了

2922
02:03:10,000 --> 02:03:11,566
因为我11点半上班吧

2923
02:03:11,766 --> 02:03:13,799
2点睡觉11点起来就可以了

2924
02:03:14,266 --> 02:03:16,766
不需要特别的那个那个什么啊

2925
02:03:18,833 --> 02:03:23,466
啊那他们的某些东西在吸收我的心

2926
02:03:23,466 --> 02:03:25,566
靠近跑路约定

2927
02:03:25,966 --> 02:03:28,266
迈罗尼哈纳他们

2928
02:03:29,000 --> 02:03:32,033
主播看着家里全是一人落荒而逃的

2929
02:03:32,033 --> 02:03:33,433
我家现在像个毛坯一样

2930
02:03:33,433 --> 02:03:34,366
你们去干嘛呀

2931
02:03:34,366 --> 02:03:35,866
等装修完了再来呗

2932
02:03:36,166 --> 02:03:37,766
等装修完了再来呗

2933
02:03:39,166 --> 02:03:39,999
算这么久

2934
02:03:40,000 --> 02:03:42,966
主播也是正月是国内时间的完成

2935
02:03:43,533 --> 02:03:44,766
我国内啊

2936
02:03:46,333 --> 02:03:47,133
哦

2937
02:03:51,533 --> 02:03:52,366
2点

2938
02:03:53,166 --> 02:03:56,233
11点半 2点左右差不多吧

2939
02:03:57,533 --> 02:04:00,466
哈哈哈哈哈哈

2940
02:04:00,533 --> 02:04:02,333
毛坯房子

2941
02:04:02,333 --> 02:04:04,266
毛坯房什么毛坯

2942
02:04:04,366 --> 02:04:06,333
房哈哈哈

2943
02:04:06,333 --> 02:04:07,733
我受不了哈哈哈

2944
02:04:09,200 --> 02:04:10,833
走吧我家有两层了现在

2945
02:04:10,833 --> 02:04:12,366
我有我有大别墅了

2946
02:04:12,366 --> 02:04:14,466
是刚刚送给我的别墅

2947
02:04:14,466 --> 02:04:16,033
你毛屁

2948
02:04:16,933 --> 02:04:18,333
男宝毛坯

2949
02:04:18,600 --> 02:04:19,466
哈哈哈

2950
02:04:21,766 --> 02:04:24,199
我受不了了感觉不如3层的潮汐的

2951
02:04:24,200 --> 02:04:25,333
他家已经3层了

2952
02:04:25,333 --> 02:04:26,133
哇

2953
02:04:26,766 --> 02:04:27,999
他这么酷啊

2954
02:04:29,766 --> 02:04:31,366
他他等级升那么高呀

2955
02:04:31,366 --> 02:04:33,433
啊红木房子马上三层了是吧

2956
02:04:33,433 --> 02:04:35,133
那我先把大饭店装完

2957
02:04:35,133 --> 02:04:35,733
我还得

2958
02:04:35,733 --> 02:04:38,399
我还得再弄个三层第三层的红木房

2959
02:04:38,400 --> 02:04:41,833
那也太累了吧我不想搞了是原始

2960
02:04:42,466 --> 02:04:43,199
哈哈哈

2961
02:04:43,200 --> 02:04:45,333
痞子被全原神是吧经典原

2962
02:04:45,333 --> 02:04:47,766
原来背负原来承担啊原来理解

2963
02:04:47,766 --> 02:04:48,466
行明白了

2964
02:04:48,466 --> 02:04:49,633
OK没问题

2965
02:04:49,633 --> 02:04:52,999
你要开DJ给我看吗你要开DJ给我看吗

2966
02:04:53,466 --> 02:04:54,399
谢谢

2967
02:04:56,533 --> 02:04:58,766
能听这个吗我要听这个

2968
02:05:07,066 --> 02:05:09,999
啊我们重回巴士胜利了谢谢大家

2969
02:05:10,000 --> 02:05:10,733
阿里亚豆

2970
02:05:10,733 --> 02:05:11,566
感谢支持

2971
02:05:16,866 --> 02:05:18,799
主播可以征用潮汐家

2972
02:05:18,800 --> 02:05:20,566
我还想征用天地之星家呢

2973
02:05:20,566 --> 02:05:23,233
他家全是红家具你们也不去呀

2974
02:05:23,233 --> 02:05:24,633
全是做饭饭对吧

2975
02:05:24,666 --> 02:05:28,166
饭管饱然后那个家具管管够

2976
02:05:28,933 --> 02:05:30,033
你们也不去呀

2977
02:05:30,033 --> 02:05:32,066
你们只喜欢赖在我的小房子里

2978
02:05:32,066 --> 02:05:32,666
哎真是的

2979
02:05:32,666 --> 02:05:35,333
我知道因为人都喜欢我不用多解释啊

2980
02:05:35,333 --> 02:05:35,666
我知道

2981
02:05:35,666 --> 02:05:36,966
因为人都喜欢我

2982
02:05:40,033 --> 02:05:42,833
我今天把那个大饭店争取装修出来

2983
02:05:42,833 --> 02:05:45,399
然后然后那个左边是我的卧室

2984
02:05:45,400 --> 02:05:46,766
右边是代驾的

2985
02:05:47,133 --> 02:05:49,566
不许偷偷来我的卧室睡觉哦

2986
02:05:50,566 --> 02:05:51,666
你们在玩什么

2987
02:05:51,666 --> 02:05:52,933
我们在玩奥比岛

2988
02:05:53,000 --> 02:05:55,433
他经常他们经常来我家里玩捏

2989
02:06:01,800 --> 02:06:02,533
大汉他

2990
02:06:02,533 --> 02:06:03,866
艾玛蒂亚德拉克

2991
02:06:03,866 --> 02:06:04,666
麦克

2992
02:06:05,800 --> 02:06:08,433
怎么了怎么问号5

2993
02:06:09,833 --> 02:06:10,633
哦

2994
02:06:11,566 --> 02:06:12,366
哦

2995
02:06:13,433 --> 02:06:14,933
燕子加个好友

2996
02:06:14,933 --> 02:06:16,833
你就直接送米亚米亚就行了

2997
02:06:16,833 --> 02:06:17,666
下次玩游戏

2998
02:06:17,666 --> 02:06:19,833
再也不叫米亚米亚这个名字了

2999
02:06:19,933 --> 02:06:22,366
我就要我就要叫别的名字

3000
02:06:22,366 --> 02:06:24,133
要不然的话以后这个

3001
02:06:24,800 --> 02:06:27,733
玩起来你们你们到处堵我

3002
02:06:28,166 --> 02:06:29,199
这个是什么

3003
02:06:29,200 --> 02:06:31,366
室内系的作曲家吧

3004
02:06:31,366 --> 02:06:32,733
内向都是作曲家

3005
02:06:32,733 --> 02:06:33,866
你家有空调吗

3006
02:06:33,866 --> 02:06:35,999
我家有冰箱你可以钻进去怎么样

3007
02:06:36,000 --> 02:06:37,133
很浪漫吧

3008
02:06:37,733 --> 02:06:38,833
哈哈哈

3009
02:06:38,833 --> 02:06:41,333
除了早场发呆就是晚场发呆

3010
02:06:41,333 --> 02:06:42,066
主播主播

3011
02:06:42,066 --> 02:06:44,599
来主播直播间除了发呆还有什么事呀

3012
02:06:44,933 --> 02:06:46,133
有一个手游呢

3013
02:06:46,133 --> 02:06:47,199
出了个手游

3014
02:06:50,200 --> 02:06:52,466
除了早场发呆就是晚场发呆

3015
02:06:52,466 --> 02:06:53,333
那怎么说

3016
02:06:53,400 --> 02:06:56,666
我把直播间标题改成你就是奥利

3017
02:06:56,766 --> 02:06:57,866
安飞奥

3018
02:06:58,233 --> 02:06:59,333
利怎么样

3019
02:06:59,866 --> 02:07:02,966
哥们要加你家族点错了隔壁给我秒拼

3020
02:07:03,133 --> 02:07:04,166
哈哈哈

3021
02:07:05,633 --> 02:07:07,133
那那那个什么那你

3022
02:07:07,133 --> 02:07:10,133
你要现在退的话得24小时才能再加

3023
02:07:10,166 --> 02:07:11,566
家族里面还有两个位

3024
02:07:12,066 --> 02:07:13,866
这就去学院今天停空调

3025
02:07:13,866 --> 02:07:15,266
歌品不行你不听

3026
02:07:15,266 --> 02:07:16,166
啰嗦是吧

3027
02:07:19,333 --> 02:07:20,799
你有手我也有手

3028
02:07:20,800 --> 02:07:23,133
AC大喵喵的歌品真不行

3029
02:07:23,133 --> 02:07:24,933
哎咦

3030
02:07:25,433 --> 02:07:26,233
哦

3031
02:07:26,466 --> 02:07:29,399
起来起来打起来

3032
02:07:29,733 --> 02:07:30,533
好吧

3033
02:07:30,633 --> 02:07:33,033
不如我的哈哈哈

3034
02:07:33,066 --> 02:07:33,866
哈哈

3035
02:07:34,200 --> 02:07:36,000
好的好好好

3036
02:07:38,633 --> 02:07:45,666
爱玛丽莎特c的糖多么难得一个咯

3037
02:07:47,033 --> 02:07:51,066
Monica Monica

3038
02:07:53,466 --> 02:07:54,266
'

3039
02:07:55,766 --> 02:07:58,033
气死我了本来想今天一天假玩玩的

3040
02:07:58,033 --> 02:07:59,999
别急别急不要着急

3041
02:08:00,533 --> 02:08:01,866
不要着急啊

3042
02:08:02,766 --> 02:08:05,599
胭脂笑的可爱里谢谢大喵喵的啊

3043
02:08:05,600 --> 02:08:06,866
不是什么大喵喵

3044
02:08:06,866 --> 02:08:08,233
谢谢大哥们的代金源

3045
02:08:08,233 --> 02:08:09,933
好大哥们给我气死了

3046
02:08:10,200 --> 02:08:11,000
谢谢大哥

3047
02:08:11,233 --> 02:08:14,633
下山的丹尼尔好阿里山东谢谢谢谢

3048
02:08:14,766 --> 02:08:16,966
我嘴里面想着想喷一下大喵喵

3049
02:08:16,966 --> 02:08:17,633
我没想起来

3050
02:08:17,633 --> 02:08:18,433
画

3051
02:08:18,866 --> 02:08:22,399
皮菜为皮套手不如我超美丽3D手

3052
02:08:23,933 --> 02:08:24,933
就我卡了吗

3053
02:08:24,933 --> 02:08:25,566
就你卡了

3054
02:08:25,566 --> 02:08:28,733
下雨就刷新一下刷新一下刷新一下

3055
02:08:29,400 --> 02:08:30,200
嗯

3056
02:08:31,066 --> 02:08:32,599
鉴鉴定为那个什么主播

3057
02:08:32,600 --> 02:08:34,666
主播心里面想想着怎么反击

3058
02:08:34,666 --> 02:08:36,633
大大大喵喵哎一下就

3059
02:08:36,866 --> 02:08:38,666
对不起对不起口误口误

3060
02:08:38,966 --> 02:08:40,933
我的我的狗妹狗妹

3061
02:08:42,066 --> 02:08:42,466
还有就是

3062
02:08:42,466 --> 02:08:44,366
大家最近发弹幕稍微注意一下

3063
02:08:44,366 --> 02:08:47,599
最近这个时间段比较比较特殊啊

3064
02:08:47,600 --> 02:08:50,133
过两天可能搞不好我要被迫放假了

3065
02:08:50,566 --> 02:08:52,133
最近这个时间段比较特殊

3066
02:08:52,133 --> 02:08:54,166
所以说呃大家发弹幕注意点

3067
02:08:54,166 --> 02:08:54,599
所以你

3068
02:08:54,600 --> 02:08:56,866
你可能随便发了点什么臊皮的话

3069
02:08:56,866 --> 02:08:57,766
你就禁言了

3070
02:08:57,766 --> 02:08:58,366
你还要

3071
02:08:58,366 --> 02:09:00,466
打游戏来说话就比较比较不合适

3072
02:09:00,466 --> 02:09:02,333
你刷新一下有个啥

3073
02:09:02,333 --> 02:09:04,433
没有他有人有人说他卡了

3074
02:09:04,433 --> 02:09:07,333
我给他发弹幕是跟他说让他刷新一下

3075
02:09:07,666 --> 02:09:08,966
因为我他都卡了

3076
02:09:08,966 --> 02:09:10,533
他肯定听不到我在说啥吗

3077
02:09:11,833 --> 02:09:14,333
每天看那样就为了听一听肚皮声

3078
02:09:14,466 --> 02:09:16,833
什么时候这个肚皮声可以为你而鼓

3079
02:09:16,833 --> 02:09:18,033
哈哈哈

3080
02:09:18,033 --> 02:09:19,466
这什么肚皮啊

3081
02:09:19,533 --> 02:09:22,666
大家把这个手掌伸出来直接

3082
02:09:23,133 --> 02:09:24,466
直接听这个

3083
02:09:24,466 --> 02:09:27,633
直接拿手掌拍手掌不就有这个声音吗

3084
02:09:27,800 --> 02:09:28,600
对吧

3085
02:09:30,933 --> 02:09:33,533
耳机没电了先热了拜拜你也都放纵

3086
02:09:33,533 --> 02:09:35,766
拜拜拜拜我先去你家泡澡了

3087
02:09:35,766 --> 02:09:36,599
好的好的

3088
02:09:38,566 --> 02:09:41,599
跟大家征集一下新的那个岛的那个

3089
02:09:41,600 --> 02:09:42,566
规划吧

3090
02:09:42,633 --> 02:09:45,666
右边的两个房间不知道拿来干什么左

3091
02:09:45,666 --> 02:09:48,666
边的是拿来拿来那个那个什么

3092
02:09:49,166 --> 02:09:50,399
臊皮是什么意思

3093
02:09:50,400 --> 02:09:51,933
就是嗯在这边

3094
02:09:51,933 --> 02:09:56,399
呃用我们那边的方言来说是叫陈赛

3095
02:09:56,600 --> 02:09:57,166
陈赛

3096
02:09:57,166 --> 02:09:57,966
对

3097
02:09:59,533 --> 02:10:00,833
就是去下一个

3098
02:10:01,466 --> 02:10:05,733
左边的话一楼是琴房二楼是我的卧室

3099
02:10:05,833 --> 02:10:08,133
但是右边我就没想好是

3100
02:10:08,666 --> 02:10:11,766
做饭厅跟餐厅二合一的那种

3101
02:10:11,766 --> 02:10:14,033
就是餐厅加上厨房二合一的那种

3102
02:10:14,033 --> 02:10:15,766
然后楼上放个浴室呢

3103
02:10:15,833 --> 02:10:18,033
还是就干脆把那个

3104
02:10:18,833 --> 02:10:20,366
餐厅什么的砍掉

3105
02:10:20,366 --> 02:10:22,599
放在那个那个台子的正中间

3106
02:10:25,566 --> 02:10:27,333
体质率百分百是吧

3107
02:10:27,933 --> 02:10:30,566
主播这个东西体质是只有20%

3108
02:10:30,633 --> 02:10:32,033
哈哈哈

3109
02:10:32,033 --> 02:10:34,433
身体除了脂肪什么都有是吧

3110
02:10:34,600 --> 02:10:36,266
对我是北方人捏

3111
02:10:36,533 --> 02:10:38,733
嗯主播是东北人吗

3112
02:10:38,733 --> 02:10:41,566
对啊是就我们这边叫陈赛

3113
02:10:42,133 --> 02:10:43,966
厕所 2-7月

3114
02:10:43,966 --> 02:10:44,966
这个顶级啊

3115
02:10:44,966 --> 02:10:45,866
纯顶级品

3116
02:10:48,766 --> 02:10:51,999
大麦库有路口维克姆

3117
02:10:52,133 --> 02:10:55,399
西班牙诺玛奇尼哈萨那弗鲁

3118
02:10:55,933 --> 02:10:56,399
洞口

3119
02:10:56,400 --> 02:10:58,400
卡普纳西米亚纳

3120
02:10:58,766 --> 02:11:01,799
索纳克蒙奇斯曼拉纳一

3121
02:11:07,800 --> 02:11:09,033
既然曹嘉诚也在

3122
02:11:09,033 --> 02:11:10,733
两个视频溜一下可以捏

3123
02:11:18,000 --> 02:11:20,400
啊不想溜曹嘉诚的视频了

3124
02:11:20,400 --> 02:11:21,933
曹嘉诚说我是变态

3125
02:11:23,933 --> 02:11:24,999
他说我是变态

3126
02:11:25,266 --> 02:11:26,066
他说有变态

3127
02:11:26,066 --> 02:11:29,133
我好害怕曹家成身上的粮物哎

3128
02:11:30,433 --> 02:11:32,033
他那个多少钱啊

3129
02:11:33,000 --> 02:11:34,733
看起来是两三万吧

3130
02:11:34,733 --> 02:11:36,066
可以放个火锅浴缸吗

3131
02:11:36,066 --> 02:11:36,599
如果有的话

3132
02:11:36,600 --> 02:11:39,033
为什么你想你想煮煮菜吗

3133
02:11:40,866 --> 02:11:42,066
我晚上装修的时候

3134
02:11:42,066 --> 02:11:43,599
正好看到天女星来了

3135
02:11:43,600 --> 02:11:46,066
他就一脑袋扎进我那个火锅浴缸

3136
02:11:46,133 --> 02:11:47,666
然后黑黑的傻笑

3137
02:11:47,666 --> 02:11:48,933
我说你在笑什么

3138
02:11:49,033 --> 02:11:52,799
他说嘿嘿我在你的火锅浴缸里放屁

3139
02:11:52,800 --> 02:11:55,633
你看那个浴缸上面全是气泡

3140
02:11:57,133 --> 02:11:59,533
我就把这个浴缸收起来我就换滚

3141
02:12:00,633 --> 02:12:01,666
新年的那个呀

3142
02:12:01,666 --> 02:12:03,833
送的新衣服新衣服

3143
02:12:03,833 --> 02:12:06,599
他会他他会他会肯定找找人换吧

3144
02:12:23,400 --> 02:12:25,566
能放个坛子你腌点酸菜吗

3145
02:12:25,566 --> 02:12:28,166
可以可以我真有一个坛子他的

3146
02:12:28,166 --> 02:12:30,399
名字叫什么什么花瓶

3147
02:12:30,566 --> 02:12:33,466
但是里面没有花也不能插花进去

3148
02:12:33,466 --> 02:12:34,799
我不知道他为什么叫花瓶啊

3149
02:12:34,800 --> 02:12:36,533
等下我就给他放在门口

3150
02:12:36,533 --> 02:12:39,199
你拿他腌酸菜吧正好这是个坛子啊

3151
02:12:39,200 --> 02:12:40,166
一个白的

3152
02:12:42,600 --> 02:12:44,633
这个男生也就打个交换季

3153
02:12:45,133 --> 02:12:46,466
哈哈哈

3154
02:12:46,600 --> 02:12:48,266
进可以看看我的歌切

3155
02:12:48,266 --> 02:12:49,033
什么歌切啊

3156
02:12:49,033 --> 02:12:50,733
莫要给我做的新歌切吗

3157
02:12:52,166 --> 02:12:53,233
先看阿香的

3158
02:12:53,400 --> 02:12:55,866
然后看AC大喵喵的视频介绍啊

3159
02:12:55,866 --> 02:12:57,433
开始开始视频介绍

3160
02:12:58,266 --> 02:13:00,566
可是主办理发店真的很恐怖

3161
02:13:00,833 --> 02:13:03,333
妈妈想亲手手就亲手手

3162
02:13:03,333 --> 02:13:05,133
想亲嘴嘴就亲嘴嘴

3163
02:13:05,133 --> 02:13:08,166
你这只小猫咪只能去外面流浪

3164
02:13:08,200 --> 02:13:09,600
你没有工作又没有

3165
02:13:09,833 --> 02:13:12,733
前妈妈想怎么亲你就怎么亲你

3166
02:13:13,166 --> 02:13:14,766
你们知道为什么我模仿

3167
02:13:14,766 --> 02:13:16,333
起来这么得心应手吗

3168
02:13:16,333 --> 02:13:17,966
因为我就是这只小猫

3169
02:13:17,966 --> 02:13:20,133
我妈妈就是这个食鸡娘娘

3170
02:13:21,566 --> 02:13:23,999
我妈妈就是这个食鸡娘娘

3171
02:13:25,433 --> 02:13:27,199
我所以说眼泪都要下来了

3172
02:13:27,200 --> 02:13:28,766
我不知道你们能不能理解

3173
02:13:30,033 --> 02:13:31,399
从小我意识到

3174
02:13:31,400 --> 02:13:33,533
我的声音跟平常人有点不太一样

3175
02:13:33,533 --> 02:13:35,466
就是我可以模仿别人的声音

3176
02:13:35,800 --> 02:13:37,333
是怎么认识到的呢

3177
02:13:37,433 --> 02:13:39,833
因为我给我同学晦声晦色的模仿

3178
02:13:39,833 --> 02:13:40,833
我妈妈在家

3179
02:13:40,833 --> 02:13:42,399
怎么抱着我狂欺

3180
02:13:42,633 --> 02:13:43,433
他们说

3181
02:13:44,166 --> 02:13:45,033
听起来

3182
02:13:45,833 --> 02:13:47,633
跟平常的你很不一样

3183
02:13:47,733 --> 02:13:49,333
感觉你模仿的很不错

3184
02:13:49,400 --> 02:13:50,400
然后这个

3185
02:13:50,400 --> 02:13:52,733
我才感觉到我有些声音方面的天赋

3186
02:13:52,733 --> 02:13:52,966
啊

3187
02:13:52,966 --> 02:13:55,666
对哈哈哈哈哎呀

3188
02:13:56,133 --> 02:13:57,666
欢迎大头嗯

3189
02:13:59,800 --> 02:14:00,666
但我觉得很好

3190
02:14:00,666 --> 02:14:02,133
heart listen heart listen

3191
02:14:02,266 --> 02:14:04,166
谁想要主办在群里的表情包

3192
02:14:04,166 --> 02:14:04,866
我才没有呢

3193
02:14:04,866 --> 02:14:05,999
你没有更可气啊

3194
02:14:06,000 --> 02:14:06,800
假的

3195
02:14:07,800 --> 02:14:09,200
雪红新衣服6W

3196
02:14:09,333 --> 02:14:10,533
那有点寒人了

3197
02:14:10,533 --> 02:14:11,533
那谁建的模呀

3198
02:14:11,533 --> 02:14:14,433
刚从家回来哈哈哈感觉进了理发店

3199
02:14:14,433 --> 02:14:15,766
都来了你吃什么呀

3200
02:14:15,766 --> 02:14:17,333
阿姨你不会又买酒了吧

3201
02:14:17,666 --> 02:14:19,733
我家没有猫我就是我妈

3202
02:14:19,733 --> 02:14:20,766
妈养的猫

3203
02:14:21,233 --> 02:14:23,633
他天天抱着我一顿亲我就这个表情

3204
02:14:23,633 --> 02:14:24,266
我说你

3205
02:14:24,266 --> 02:14:24,799
呃

3206
02:14:24,800 --> 02:14:26,833
呃退退啊

3207
02:14:27,933 --> 02:14:29,833
还人呢还人呢

3208
02:14:30,966 --> 02:14:32,599
要来了啊

3209
02:14:32,866 --> 02:14:34,633
你怎么能拒绝妈妈的亲亲

3210
02:14:36,800 --> 02:14:38,000
你给妈妈亲亲

3211
02:14:38,000 --> 02:14:39,866
我就叫你到外面去流浪

3212
02:14:40,266 --> 02:14:41,433
你个小猫咪

3213
02:14:42,533 --> 02:14:42,966
你

3214
02:14:42,966 --> 02:14:43,633
有没有工作

3215
02:14:43,633 --> 02:14:45,599
你有没有钱有没有钱

3216
02:14:46,066 --> 02:14:46,966
你到外面

3217
02:14:47,133 --> 02:14:47,533
嘿嘿

3218
02:14:47,533 --> 02:14:48,833
怎么活的下去呀

3219
02:14:48,833 --> 02:14:50,233
我亲你就亲下去

3220
02:14:50,333 --> 02:14:52,433
妈妈要亲手要亲手妈妈要亲你要亲你

3221
02:14:52,466 --> 02:14:54,166
妈妈要亲嘴要亲嘴

3222
02:14:54,166 --> 02:14:56,933
哎哎妈妈全世界

3223
02:14:56,933 --> 02:14:59,433
桥下都是属于妈妈的

3224
02:14:59,466 --> 02:15:04,366
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

3225
02:15:05,133 --> 02:15:05,933
哈

3226
02:15:07,166 --> 02:15:10,566
哈哈哈啊

3227
02:15:14,766 --> 02:15:17,799
我操十斤娘娘还原度高吧高吧

3228
02:15:18,000 --> 02:15:18,466
主播

3229
02:15:18,466 --> 02:15:20,666
对十斤娘娘的角色理解一直都可以的

3230
02:15:20,666 --> 02:15:22,866
3岁这波处理的很好啊对吧

3231
02:15:23,133 --> 02:15:24,599
韩人谁说的

3232
02:15:24,600 --> 02:15:26,233
韩人干嘛

3233
02:15:27,000 --> 02:15:30,466
妈妈的小宝贝

3234
02:15:31,200 --> 02:15:32,133
哦

3235
02:15:32,400 --> 02:15:35,066
有毛病吧有毛病吧

3236
02:15:35,633 --> 02:15:38,733
然后这是AC大喵喵给我点的视频啊

3237
02:15:38,833 --> 02:15:43,166
一切的这个呃责任都归属于AC大喵喵

3238
02:15:43,166 --> 02:15:44,799
如果不好看你就骂他

3239
02:15:44,800 --> 02:15:46,666
如果好看你就夸我好吧

3240
02:15:46,800 --> 02:15:47,600
好了

3241
02:15:48,533 --> 02:15:50,233
免责声明发完了

3242
02:16:00,033 --> 02:16:00,866
王队长

3243
02:16:06,433 --> 02:16:08,066
13号地区出现怪兽

3244
02:16:08,066 --> 02:16:09,166
马上出发

3245
02:16:09,400 --> 02:16:10,366
记住你队长

3246
02:16:11,600 --> 02:16:14,133
这什么东西啊风筝是吧

3247
02:16:24,333 --> 02:16:25,066
啊就是

3248
02:16:25,066 --> 02:16:26,033
每次看奥特曼

3249
02:16:26,033 --> 02:16:29,133
我都觉得真的就是这些队员怎么怎么

3250
02:16:29,266 --> 02:16:30,266
屁用也没有

3251
02:16:30,266 --> 02:16:32,333
屁都没有用比耶人还没用

3252
02:16:32,566 --> 02:16:34,466
基本上每次都得奥特曼出手

3253
02:16:34,466 --> 02:16:36,133
他们那个飞机的那个火力

3254
02:16:36,133 --> 02:16:37,366
就像假的一样

3255
02:16:39,966 --> 02:16:40,766
月饼

3256
02:16:50,966 --> 02:16:53,333
啊这个帮帮挡那个伤害

3257
02:16:53,333 --> 02:16:54,999
然后轻轻的把飞机放在地下

3258
02:16:55,000 --> 02:16:56,966
这个事情真的真的很像哎

3259
02:16:57,600 --> 02:16:59,433
没没看见啊喂

3260
02:16:59,733 --> 02:17:00,866
你们没事吧

3261
02:17:02,066 --> 02:17:02,866
没事

3262
02:17:06,400 --> 02:17:09,200
未来的路就在脚下

3263
02:17:09,366 --> 02:17:10,533
不要悲伤

3264
02:17:10,566 --> 02:17:12,066
不要害怕

3265
02:17:12,066 --> 02:17:12,866
这个

3266
02:17:13,533 --> 02:17:14,466
红灯了是吧

3267
02:17:14,466 --> 02:17:17,066
为什么不一开始就用红色力量形态的

3268
02:17:17,800 --> 02:17:19,966
这个手枪有什么用啊

3269
02:17:23,133 --> 02:17:23,733
队长

3270
02:17:23,733 --> 02:17:25,266
没用啊根本打不动

3271
02:17:26,233 --> 02:17:27,599
耶耶人你要自信

3272
02:17:27,600 --> 02:17:29,333
我们耶人一直都很自信啊

3273
02:17:34,333 --> 02:17:35,133
奥特曼

3274
02:17:35,166 --> 02:17:36,399
不要输了

3275
02:17:48,266 --> 02:17:49,066
啊

3276
02:17:49,266 --> 02:17:50,366
好感人

3277
02:17:51,133 --> 02:17:51,933
瑜伽

3278
02:17:52,566 --> 02:17:54,466
站起来瑜伽

3279
02:17:54,466 --> 02:17:55,233
萌萌

3280
02:17:55,233 --> 02:17:56,399
站起来

3281
02:17:58,400 --> 02:17:59,966
啊啊

3282
02:18:00,966 --> 02:18:02,366
你不能倒下

3283
02:18:02,666 --> 02:18:04,833
你还有你未完成的使命

3284
02:18:08,266 --> 02:18:10,433
啊好好好这次小明星

3285
02:18:10,666 --> 02:18:11,433
就赢了

3286
02:18:11,433 --> 02:18:12,266
就赢了

3287
02:18:15,733 --> 02:18:17,199
哈哈哈

3288
02:18:17,633 --> 02:18:19,033
这拿什么东西打人啊

3289
02:18:19,033 --> 02:18:19,799
我说队长

3290
02:18:19,800 --> 02:18:21,366
那个怪兽膝盖曾经受过伤

3291
02:18:21,366 --> 02:18:23,266
对大学生来说刚刚上捏

3292
02:18:23,833 --> 02:18:24,633
喂交警

3293
02:18:24,733 --> 02:18:25,366
将迪迦攻击

3294
02:18:25,366 --> 02:18:27,566
怪兽把我的锅交给你

3295
02:18:29,433 --> 02:18:31,233
迪迦打他膝盖

3296
02:18:31,666 --> 02:18:38,066
我的心在跳动祈祷和平降临

3297
02:18:41,333 --> 02:18:43,033
啊可爱的捏

3298
02:18:43,266 --> 02:18:44,766
骗你的去死吧

3299
02:18:44,766 --> 02:18:46,199
哈哈哈

3300
02:18:46,200 --> 02:18:47,966
大家看过这个表情包吗

3301
02:18:47,966 --> 02:18:49,833
那个是迪迦双手合十

3302
02:18:49,833 --> 02:18:52,033
奥特曼双手合十可爱的捏

3303
02:18:52,033 --> 02:18:52,833
然后

3304
02:18:52,933 --> 02:18:55,233
发出了那个经典的那个举手光线

3305
02:18:55,233 --> 02:18:56,866
骗你的去死吧

3306
02:18:57,033 --> 02:18:58,933
哈哈哈哈哈

3307
02:18:59,766 --> 02:19:02,199
你们看过那个是那个那个表情包没

3308
02:19:02,366 --> 02:19:05,433
昨天我刚看了一下给我冻热了就那个

3309
02:19:06,000 --> 02:19:08,800
爱给你骗你的去死吧

3310
02:19:11,333 --> 02:19:13,966
不过也很不错挺好的翻倍挺还原的

3311
02:19:13,966 --> 02:19:15,399
有神韵有神韵

3312
02:19:15,933 --> 02:19:18,199
耶师傅尝试切到中路

3313
02:19:18,533 --> 02:19:19,833
发群里看看

3314
02:19:20,766 --> 02:19:22,199
等一下等一下

3315
02:19:22,200 --> 02:19:23,633
别急别着急

3316
02:19:24,466 --> 02:19:25,366
我发一下

3317
02:19:38,266 --> 02:19:40,166
发完了快来

3318
02:19:41,433 --> 02:19:42,633
对对就是这个

3319
02:19:42,633 --> 02:19:44,733
可爱的你也骗你的哈哈哈

3320
02:19:44,733 --> 02:19:47,466
快去死吧哈哈哈

3321
02:19:47,566 --> 02:19:49,533
哎呀我的天呐太搞笑了

3322
02:19:49,533 --> 02:19:52,233
那个还有一个还有一个我看一下

3323
02:19:52,366 --> 02:19:53,166
还有一个

3324
02:19:54,866 --> 02:19:56,199
还有梦瑶的一个

3325
02:19:57,866 --> 02:20:01,866
饱含深情且非常虔诚的求佛

3326
02:20:01,866 --> 02:20:04,433
翻唱量子少年暮雨

3327
02:20:07,633 --> 02:20:10,733
怎么在主播这点别的主播的切片啊

3328
02:20:12,733 --> 02:20:13,533
嗯

3329
02:20:14,566 --> 02:20:16,966
你给我点老头的视频干什么

3330
02:20:33,600 --> 02:20:35,166
可以放倒是可以放

3331
02:20:35,166 --> 02:20:37,433
复制错了这是给鸟鸟老师的

3332
02:20:37,433 --> 02:20:38,566
那我的呢

3333
02:20:38,666 --> 02:20:39,866
那我的呢

3334
02:20:43,833 --> 02:20:45,233
行啊我是老头的粉丝啊

3335
02:20:45,233 --> 02:20:46,566
不能点别的女主播

3336
02:20:46,566 --> 02:20:47,866
念老头的话可以

3337
02:20:47,866 --> 02:20:49,766
因为老头跟我不够重竞争

3338
02:20:50,000 --> 02:20:52,166
感觉老头3D不如主播啊

3339
02:20:52,166 --> 02:20:54,999
老等主播3D的话必定这个拳打脚踢

3340
02:20:55,000 --> 02:20:56,400
老头跳起来打他膝盖

3341
02:20:56,400 --> 02:20:57,866
好吧欢迎天下

3342
02:20:59,666 --> 02:21:01,833
这不是哎呦啊找亮优吧

3343
02:21:02,466 --> 02:21:06,399
当月光洒在我的脸上

3344
02:21:06,400 --> 02:21:09,733
我想我就快变了模样

3345
02:21:11,466 --> 02:21:14,799
有一种叫做撕心裂肺的汤

3346
02:21:15,133 --> 02:21:18,533
喝了它有神奇的力量

3347
02:21:19,733 --> 02:21:22,833
闭上眼看见天堂

3348
02:21:22,833 --> 02:21:26,399
那是藏着你笑的地方

3349
02:21:28,166 --> 02:21:31,399
我躲开无数个猎人的枪

3350
02:21:31,833 --> 02:21:35,133
赶走坟墓爬出的忧伤

3351
02:21:35,366 --> 02:21:39,399
为了你我变成狼人模样

3352
02:21:41,733 --> 02:21:43,733
染上了疯狂

3353
02:21:43,733 --> 02:21:47,933
为了你穿上厚厚的伪装

3354
02:21:47,933 --> 02:21:51,333
为了你换了心肠

3355
02:21:52,333 --> 02:21:53,133
我

3356
02:21:53,133 --> 02:21:56,133
我们还能不能再见面

3357
02:21:56,233 --> 02:22:00,366
我在佛前苦苦求了几千年

3358
02:22:00,366 --> 02:22:01,999
愿意用几世

3359
02:22:02,000 --> 02:22:02,600
换

3360
02:22:02,600 --> 02:22:04,533
我一世情缘

3361
02:22:04,666 --> 02:22:08,266
希望可以感动上天

3362
02:22:08,633 --> 02:22:12,799
我们还能不能能不能再见面

3363
02:22:12,833 --> 02:22:16,999
我在佛前苦苦求了几千年

3364
02:22:17,000 --> 02:22:21,266
当我在踏过这条奈何桥之前

3365
02:22:21,266 --> 02:22:24,533
让我再吻一吻你的脸

3366
02:22:24,533 --> 02:22:25,399
我怎么觉得他

3367
02:22:25,733 --> 02:22:26,999
他错拍啊

3368
02:22:27,733 --> 02:22:29,733
是我错拍的还是他错拍啊

3369
02:22:29,733 --> 02:22:31,199
我怎么觉得他错拍呢

3370
02:22:47,366 --> 02:22:48,166
欢迎TV

3371
02:22:48,733 --> 02:22:49,833
好听的捏

3372
02:22:49,833 --> 02:22:51,833
骗你的去死吧

3373
02:22:52,166 --> 02:22:54,166
他们改过了怪不得

3374
02:23:01,600 --> 02:23:02,866
差不多可以了

3375
02:23:02,866 --> 02:23:06,633
昨日傲人战绩7胜3平0输

3376
02:23:06,633 --> 02:23:08,033
你这真挺傲人的

3377
02:23:08,866 --> 02:23:10,133
欢迎孟老师

3378
02:23:10,133 --> 02:23:10,933
欢迎欢迎

3379
02:23:12,000 --> 02:23:15,800
赶走坟墓爬出点忧伤

3380
02:23:17,966 --> 02:23:20,199
谁给我点的5P视频啊

3381
02:23:20,366 --> 02:23:22,266
呃这是5P视频吗

3382
02:23:22,866 --> 02:23:25,999
裁遣手工为什么这把折扇做了40天

3383
02:23:26,000 --> 02:23:28,133
用过于硬核的制作方式

3384
02:23:28,266 --> 02:23:31,566
打造一把暗藏玄机的红蝶折扇

3385
02:23:31,833 --> 02:23:33,166
13分钟

3386
02:23:33,833 --> 02:23:35,666
别叫孟老师太生分了

3387
02:23:35,800 --> 02:23:37,000
那应该叫什么

3388
02:23:37,800 --> 02:23:39,033
孟老师你说啊

3389
02:23:39,133 --> 02:23:40,766
呃叫什么大孟

3390
02:23:41,166 --> 02:23:42,999
不太行叫小黄就好

3391
02:23:43,933 --> 02:23:44,733
这怎么改了

3392
02:23:44,733 --> 02:23:47,433
这怎么改了你你叫我你叫我

3393
02:23:47,466 --> 02:23:50,233
我是我是隔壁隔壁隔壁隔壁小花

3394
02:23:50,233 --> 02:23:52,566
你叫我隔壁小小花就行

3395
02:23:54,366 --> 02:23:56,433
怎么办他唱的比你好听

3396
02:23:56,966 --> 02:23:58,966
好像也不用怎么对好像也不用怎么办

3397
02:23:58,966 --> 02:23:59,766
啊

3398
02:24:02,800 --> 02:24:06,333
这个好好好好长啊这个我们跳着看吧

3399
02:24:06,333 --> 02:24:09,033
真5P啊真就给我看5P视频啊

3400
02:24:11,833 --> 02:24:12,966
我超坏

3401
02:24:18,466 --> 02:24:21,466
什么什么b p音乐呃呃

3402
02:24:23,933 --> 02:24:25,966
吃饭了拜拜拜拜拜拜

3403
02:24:26,600 --> 02:24:27,400
2019

3404
02:24:29,966 --> 02:24:31,999
他这个锯子一看就特好用

3405
02:24:32,000 --> 02:24:33,166
我要有正好用的锯子

3406
02:24:33,166 --> 02:24:34,533
我也不会放弃磨木头

3407
02:24:34,533 --> 02:24:35,333
你知道吧

3408
02:24:35,666 --> 02:24:37,266
这锯子正好用的

3409
02:24:38,333 --> 02:24:40,599
但是看着就感觉有拿手的样子

3410
02:24:41,000 --> 02:24:42,766
你可以叫主播小唐

3411
02:24:44,066 --> 02:24:44,833
骂都来了

3412
02:24:44,833 --> 02:24:46,466
虽然是虽然是这个

3413
02:24:46,633 --> 02:24:48,399
这个孟老师虽然是黄老师

3414
02:24:48,400 --> 02:24:50,333
但是也不行也不能骂我

3415
02:24:50,333 --> 02:24:51,233
不行不行

3416
02:24:51,366 --> 02:24:52,166
好

3417
02:24:52,600 --> 02:24:53,833
别叫我小唐

3418
02:24:55,933 --> 02:24:58,266
你爹给你跳的视频你肯定喜欢

3419
02:24:58,266 --> 02:25:00,433
我就喜欢看这种做手工的

3420
02:25:00,433 --> 02:25:01,999
哎呀但是我自己让我做的话

3421
02:25:02,000 --> 02:25:03,233
我做不了这么细

3422
02:25:06,466 --> 02:25:08,266
我们几倍数看一下吧

3423
02:25:08,266 --> 02:25:09,633
1.5倍看一下

3424
02:25:17,933 --> 02:25:20,366
外国一小伙脑洞大开是吧

3425
02:25:20,566 --> 02:25:24,599
早上切我哥你自己说的听不清要走了

3426
02:25:25,733 --> 02:25:27,766
你说的听听不清要走了

3427
02:25:27,766 --> 02:25:29,599
你还记我小本本我的天呐

3428
02:25:29,833 --> 02:25:31,633
你天天在我这难听难听

3429
02:25:31,633 --> 02:25:34,233
我都没记你本子天天在我这点土歌

3430
02:25:34,266 --> 02:25:35,833
这个这个影响直播

3431
02:25:35,833 --> 02:25:38,199
我也没没记你本子我还老给你点

3432
02:25:38,366 --> 02:25:40,999
然后主播主播你说要走了把你哥气了

3433
02:25:41,000 --> 02:25:42,066
你就你就你就

3434
02:25:42,566 --> 02:25:43,466
你就你就

3435
02:25:43,733 --> 02:25:44,833
良木是吧

3436
02:25:45,566 --> 02:25:46,266
真是

3437
02:25:46,266 --> 02:25:48,199
千日好不如一日坏

3438
02:25:48,200 --> 02:25:49,566
天呐哎呀

3439
02:25:50,533 --> 02:25:52,166
这些砂纸真太熟了

3440
02:25:52,166 --> 02:25:54,566
主播早些年老老玩这些东西

3441
02:25:55,733 --> 02:25:58,133
家庭通用小麦粉啊

3442
02:25:59,166 --> 02:26:00,533
这干嘛呢这是

3443
02:26:01,266 --> 02:26:02,799
为啥要和面啊

3444
02:26:02,800 --> 02:26:04,666
这怎么做手工还和面啊

3445
02:26:05,633 --> 02:26:07,733
说走你就当真了不是

3446
02:26:07,733 --> 02:26:09,566
那燕燕人哪会骗我

3447
02:26:09,566 --> 02:26:11,033
燕燕人会骗我吗

3448
02:26:11,400 --> 02:26:13,633
燕燕人说走那肯定真的走了呀

3449
02:26:14,666 --> 02:26:16,566
这什么面粉水吗

3450
02:26:16,600 --> 02:26:18,566
啊要面糊要面糊然后呢

3451
02:26:18,566 --> 02:26:20,033
这面糊是拿来干嘛的

3452
02:26:22,133 --> 02:26:23,599
再加开水

3453
02:26:28,433 --> 02:26:30,766
这啥东西啊面扇子

3454
02:26:30,833 --> 02:26:31,633
哎

3455
02:26:34,233 --> 02:26:36,599
这叫江湖啊江湖是吧

3456
02:26:40,266 --> 02:26:42,199
这是要做什么做扇子

3457
02:26:50,366 --> 02:26:51,799
这是贴了木头吗

3458
02:26:51,800 --> 02:26:54,533
江湖里面贴了木头在做扇子

3459
02:26:54,533 --> 02:26:55,333
嗯

3460
02:26:56,566 --> 02:26:58,199
看起来还是挺明显的吧

3461
02:26:58,200 --> 02:26:59,133
欢迎梦明

3462
02:27:01,833 --> 02:27:03,033
双面胶

3463
02:27:03,566 --> 02:27:05,033
这是扇面吗

3464
02:27:05,766 --> 02:27:07,533
我朝这手绘功率牛

3465
02:27:07,533 --> 02:27:08,666
牛着牛着

3466
02:27:15,133 --> 02:27:15,933
说

3467
02:27:16,433 --> 02:27:17,733
厉害厉害

3468
02:27:19,166 --> 02:27:20,799
主播最喜欢的5P

3469
02:27:20,833 --> 02:27:21,633
其实还好吧

3470
02:27:21,633 --> 02:27:22,766
我不是我不是

3471
02:27:22,866 --> 02:27:24,999
我不是很常玩红蝶因为这个

3472
02:27:25,000 --> 02:27:28,133
这个红蝶改版之后就没咋玩过了

3473
02:27:33,933 --> 02:27:35,033
是喷了个消光吗

3474
02:27:35,033 --> 02:27:36,333
因为以前会做这个

3475
02:27:36,333 --> 02:27:37,766
没有没有哪有这么难的

3476
02:27:37,766 --> 02:27:39,233
我不会做这种很难的了

3477
02:27:39,233 --> 02:27:41,199
我只会简单切切木头

3478
02:27:41,200 --> 02:27:42,766
然后那个呃

3479
02:27:42,766 --> 02:27:45,466
那种刻的很丑的石头章子啊什么的

3480
02:27:45,466 --> 02:27:46,433
这太难了

3481
02:27:46,433 --> 02:27:47,266
欢迎蓝颜

3482
02:27:47,666 --> 02:27:50,199
嗨嗨小燕嗨嗨蓝颜晚上好

3483
02:27:51,066 --> 02:27:52,999
纯纸做的扇子这个

3484
02:27:53,000 --> 02:27:54,233
这个好强啊

3485
02:27:54,533 --> 02:27:56,233
主播什么时候跟我单恋

3486
02:27:56,233 --> 02:27:58,666
我不会做这个这个太难了

3487
02:28:00,333 --> 02:28:02,566
谢谢梁博少女的

3488
02:28:03,666 --> 02:28:06,433
粉丝牌谢谢月下谦虚的关注

3489
02:28:06,433 --> 02:28:07,833
和梁博少女的关注呢

3490
02:28:07,833 --> 02:28:09,366
这是在掐那个花吧

3491
02:28:09,366 --> 02:28:11,733
这有点像造花叶这个东西看起来

3492
02:28:13,833 --> 02:28:15,966
降降火降火

3493
02:28:16,366 --> 02:28:17,866
江湖降火

3494
02:28:18,666 --> 02:28:20,633
这个花就是只能说

3495
02:28:21,466 --> 02:28:22,999
真的真的

3496
02:28:24,766 --> 02:28:26,599
连睡子都自己穿啊

3497
02:28:26,600 --> 02:28:28,166
他这也太拼了吧

3498
02:28:37,233 --> 02:28:39,833
烟花对这个圆形就是彼岸花呢

3499
02:28:39,833 --> 02:28:41,199
画的也是彼岸花

3500
02:28:43,333 --> 02:28:45,733
这个小线锯大家能不能给个连接啊

3501
02:28:45,733 --> 02:28:47,399
我想要这个线锯跟那个

3502
02:28:47,433 --> 02:28:49,399
圆圆的那个磨砂的那个东西啊

3503
02:28:49,400 --> 02:28:51,366
这个东西可以寄国际快递吗

3504
02:28:53,366 --> 02:28:56,666
该死的a b d每天骗我一个s c钱

3505
02:28:57,133 --> 02:28:58,533
够灭够灭

3506
02:29:00,833 --> 02:29:01,633
对不起

3507
02:29:01,666 --> 02:29:04,333
他这个锯真的看着就贼好用你知道吧

3508
02:29:04,666 --> 02:29:06,466
但是会不会把自己直接削了呀

3509
02:29:06,466 --> 02:29:06,666
就是

3510
02:29:06,666 --> 02:29:08,933
我这种笨猫应该会把这手直接削削

3511
02:29:08,933 --> 02:29:10,733
削掉一块真的挺吓人的

3512
02:29:12,533 --> 02:29:13,333
不抽

3513
02:29:25,833 --> 02:29:26,633
同样的工具

3514
02:29:26,633 --> 02:29:28,666
拿到不同的人手里真的就不一样

3515
02:29:28,666 --> 02:29:29,866
就那个小钻

3516
02:29:30,033 --> 02:29:32,833
刚才那个小钻在我手里毛用没有

3517
02:29:32,833 --> 02:29:33,799
就只是拿来

3518
02:29:33,966 --> 02:29:35,799
手钻拿来随便打眼

3519
02:29:35,800 --> 02:29:37,166
我只能打树脂的眼

3520
02:29:37,166 --> 02:29:39,833
人家能拿这个钻打金属的眼我操

3521
02:29:39,866 --> 02:29:40,733
逆天

3522
02:29:44,033 --> 02:29:45,666
熟悉的台虎天

3523
02:29:46,033 --> 02:29:48,633
我那个台虎天贼然特别不好

3524
02:29:48,966 --> 02:29:50,199
我也要这个

3525
02:29:50,200 --> 02:29:51,433
欢迎碧空色啦

3526
02:29:52,566 --> 02:29:54,166
中午好碧空

3527
02:30:01,766 --> 02:30:02,533
磨刀啊

3528
02:30:02,533 --> 02:30:03,399
他他

3529
02:30:03,766 --> 02:30:04,766
他胆子真大

3530
02:30:04,766 --> 02:30:06,666
要是我我真的不敢你知道吧

3531
02:30:15,133 --> 02:30:16,799
那这个是在干嘛呀

3532
02:30:18,433 --> 02:30:19,833
充电吗卧槽

3533
02:30:20,033 --> 02:30:20,833
啊

3534
02:30:32,033 --> 02:30:33,199
欢迎柯基小奶狗

3535
02:30:33,200 --> 02:30:36,033
哎碧空跟柯基怎么是一起来的

3536
02:30:36,033 --> 02:30:36,966
什么情况

3537
02:30:38,800 --> 02:30:41,200
好少见的两个人一起出现捏

3538
02:30:45,266 --> 02:30:46,733
这个锯条不用力没事

3539
02:30:46,733 --> 02:30:49,533
真的吗我有点不太敢

3540
02:30:55,766 --> 02:30:57,266
这再加点减啊这个

3541
02:30:57,266 --> 02:30:58,766
也太狠了吧

3542
02:30:59,800 --> 02:31:01,000
这是要干什么

3543
02:31:01,233 --> 02:31:05,033
那个扇子他是一个武器就是他会有刀

3544
02:31:05,366 --> 02:31:06,933
他会有一个刀刃在上面

3545
02:31:06,933 --> 02:31:08,533
他可能在做那个刀刃

3546
02:31:14,033 --> 02:31:15,866
不知道他会不会做那个刀刃呢

3547
02:31:20,566 --> 02:31:22,566
这是做扇子的步骤我操

3548
02:31:27,966 --> 02:31:28,833
啊对

3549
02:31:28,833 --> 02:31:30,333
就是那个木质的那个刀刃

3550
02:31:30,333 --> 02:31:32,266
直接把他弹簧甩出去的那种

3551
02:31:32,266 --> 02:31:33,599
这个是一个武器的扇子

3552
02:31:33,600 --> 02:31:34,566
你把它打开之后

3553
02:31:34,566 --> 02:31:37,433
他边上有一个合上的扇叶

3554
02:31:37,433 --> 02:31:41,066
上面是一个坚韧用来攻击别人的对

3555
02:31:46,466 --> 02:31:47,966
我操机关

3556
02:31:49,200 --> 02:31:52,433
啊这个好酷啊老师我要玩这个

3557
02:31:53,166 --> 02:31:54,366
我要这个

3558
02:32:05,600 --> 02:32:08,433
这对于大学生来说太棒了

3559
02:32:10,766 --> 02:32:12,333
我想要这个

3560
02:32:31,133 --> 02:32:32,333
制作管制刀具

3561
02:32:32,333 --> 02:32:34,799
这是木头的你听我解释啊

3562
02:32:34,800 --> 02:32:38,233
这是木头的没有攻击性的你听我解释

3563
02:32:41,033 --> 02:32:41,833
哇

3564
02:32:42,133 --> 02:32:43,333
太酷了吧

3565
02:32:43,333 --> 02:32:46,266
这太符合我对于这个夏天

3566
02:32:46,633 --> 02:32:48,866
纳凉的扇子的想象了

3567
02:32:48,966 --> 02:32:49,766
哦

3568
02:32:52,233 --> 02:32:52,866
哎

3569
02:32:52,866 --> 02:32:55,633
谢谢碧空送来的剑掌

3570
02:32:57,166 --> 02:32:58,066
到底

3571
02:32:58,266 --> 02:33:01,999
谢谢支持红豆泥阿里盖头太破费了

3572
02:33:02,033 --> 02:33:04,133
谢谢被空送了的金奖捏

3573
02:33:04,266 --> 02:33:05,866
207阿里盖头

3574
02:33:06,733 --> 02:33:07,866
感谢感谢

3575
02:33:08,600 --> 02:33:09,400
阳光不在

3576
02:33:09,400 --> 02:33:11,666
阳光知道的话肯定会大吃一惊的

3577
02:33:11,666 --> 02:33:12,766
点就是一点

3578
02:33:13,266 --> 02:33:14,666
谢谢碧空的剑桥

3579
02:33:14,800 --> 02:33:17,633
感谢感谢红豆你爱你个头

3580
02:33:19,866 --> 02:33:20,766
谢谢支持

3581
02:33:20,766 --> 02:33:22,266
然后可以看一下私信有进展群

3582
02:33:22,266 --> 02:33:23,066
群号呢

3583
02:33:27,766 --> 02:33:30,233
哇还有Cos

3584
02:33:37,200 --> 02:33:39,566
这个扇子真的好棒呀

3585
02:33:46,800 --> 02:33:48,366
米亚米亚吸血中

3586
02:33:48,366 --> 02:33:50,433
才没有才没有

3587
02:33:50,433 --> 02:33:52,866
不不这不是我要我要解释一下

3588
02:33:52,866 --> 02:33:54,399
不是这样的不是这样的

3589
02:33:54,400 --> 02:33:55,766
我我不知道

3590
02:33:58,766 --> 02:34:00,799
我我不太清楚念

3591
02:34:03,133 --> 02:34:04,799
裁剪做了好多都挺棒的

3592
02:34:04,800 --> 02:34:07,666
已经点了关注了哇他有400多万关注

3593
02:34:07,666 --> 02:34:10,333
我可能以前看过他视频但是没给他点

3594
02:34:10,966 --> 02:34:12,066
之前是不是

3595
02:34:12,200 --> 02:34:15,200
有人给我看过他打刀的那种

3596
02:34:15,200 --> 02:34:16,800
一个燃起来的火焰

3597
02:34:16,800 --> 02:34:17,600
刀

3598
02:34:18,133 --> 02:34:19,666
这是拆迁本人吗

3599
02:34:19,666 --> 02:34:20,233
拆迁本人

3600
02:34:20,233 --> 02:34:23,266
要这样的话那主播这下不得不关注了

3601
02:34:23,333 --> 02:34:26,066
这下不得不狠狠关注了

3602
02:34:26,600 --> 02:34:30,000
他好厉害啊简直就是我的偶像

3603
02:34:31,033 --> 02:34:32,266
我的天呐

3604
02:34:33,366 --> 02:34:36,366
这个谢谢谢谢梦瑶点了这个也是你爹

3605
02:34:36,366 --> 02:34:38,433
我这是主播

3606
02:34:38,433 --> 02:34:40,599
收集什么我不知道

3607
02:34:40,600 --> 02:34:40,966
对呀

3608
02:34:40,966 --> 02:34:44,333
我澄清一下我没有没有这么想过

3609
02:34:44,333 --> 02:34:47,366
但是就我不不知道为什么就这样了

3610
02:34:48,733 --> 02:34:51,799
我不是什么收集小可老头的计划

3611
02:34:51,800 --> 02:34:53,400
不不不投降了投降了

3612
02:34:53,400 --> 02:34:55,666
投投投投对不起对不起对不起

3613
02:34:55,866 --> 02:34:59,199
可狠可丑了果妹果妹对不起对不起

3614
02:35:00,766 --> 02:35:02,799
我不好说我也不好说

3615
02:35:02,800 --> 02:35:04,000
我不太清楚啊

3616
02:35:04,800 --> 02:35:06,466
还有好多知名的视频

3617
02:35:06,466 --> 02:35:08,433
我知道我应该是刷到过的

3618
02:35:08,800 --> 02:35:10,400
哇真的好厉害啊

3619
02:35:13,066 --> 02:35:16,133
我等下去亚马逊上查他那种线据吧

3620
02:35:17,400 --> 02:35:20,366
我以后给大家录那种手工的那个视频

3621
02:35:20,366 --> 02:35:22,533
我可以直接从后院砍树

3622
02:35:22,666 --> 02:35:25,833
我家也有一棵好高好高的树

3623
02:35:25,833 --> 02:35:27,066
比我家三层楼还高

3624
02:35:27,066 --> 02:35:28,333
一棵核桃树

3625
02:35:28,666 --> 02:35:31,166
哈哈哈可以学奥比岛一样

3626
02:35:31,166 --> 02:35:32,933
然后每天从那个树上面啊

3627
02:35:32,933 --> 02:35:34,399
稍微砍下来几根

3628
02:35:34,633 --> 02:35:35,966
玩玩手工之类的

3629
02:35:35,966 --> 02:35:39,333
从那个木头木板开始就自己制作捏

3630
02:35:39,733 --> 02:35:41,766
能不能让我学会创造树啊

3631
02:35:41,766 --> 02:35:43,166
我也想要那种

3632
02:35:43,666 --> 02:35:46,266
打开到最后有刀的那种扇子哇

3633
02:35:46,266 --> 02:35:48,533
要是小学初中对吧

3634
02:35:48,533 --> 02:35:49,666
有这么一把扇子

3635
02:35:49,666 --> 02:35:51,833
我觉得我能成为全校的大明星

3636
02:35:51,833 --> 02:35:54,333
大家都在拿那种塑料纸扇扇的时候

3637
02:35:54,333 --> 02:35:55,433
我这个扇子

3638
02:35:55,666 --> 02:35:56,599
有刀是吧

3639
02:35:56,600 --> 02:35:58,866
美人杀人不用妖啊

3640
02:35:58,866 --> 02:36:00,933
全靠我山里藏的小刀

3641
02:36:00,933 --> 02:36:04,966
太酷了可以锯一锯我的手臂吗

3642
02:36:06,166 --> 02:36:07,633
居然有这种爱好啊

3643
02:36:07,833 --> 02:36:10,533
那个就算你是香草加橙汁

3644
02:36:10,533 --> 02:36:12,133
我也不能满足你

3645
02:36:12,766 --> 02:36:14,566
我也我也不能满足你

3646
02:36:14,566 --> 02:36:16,033
这个不行的这个是

3647
02:36:16,033 --> 02:36:18,766
这个是违规的这个不行的

3648
02:36:19,633 --> 02:36:22,366
房东不杀的你没事他看不出来的

3649
02:36:22,366 --> 02:36:25,533
那树老高了就一点点吧他看不出来的

3650
02:36:27,533 --> 02:36:28,399
砍树是吧

3651
02:36:28,400 --> 02:36:29,833
举办了小砍一下

3652
02:36:29,833 --> 02:36:31,133
小砍一下问题不大

3653
02:36:31,133 --> 02:36:31,933
小砍一点

3654
02:36:31,933 --> 02:36:33,066
哈哈哈

3655
02:36:33,066 --> 02:36:36,266
种树苗撒粉都来了好吓人呐

3656
02:36:37,133 --> 02:36:40,066
创造模式啊可以开创造模式吧

3657
02:36:40,166 --> 02:36:40,966
哼

3658
02:36:41,366 --> 02:36:42,766
你被学校抓起来

3659
02:36:42,766 --> 02:36:45,433
没事没事妖姬跟乐乐不会出卖我的

3660
02:36:45,800 --> 02:36:47,333
我主播大黑天的

3661
02:36:47,333 --> 02:36:48,233
然后拿着个小

3662
02:36:48,233 --> 02:36:49,999
锯子在后院偷偷的砍树枝

3663
02:36:50,000 --> 02:36:50,266
是吧

3664
02:36:50,266 --> 02:36:53,766
听起来很像欧美经典恐怖片的桥段

3665
02:36:54,766 --> 02:36:55,266
听起来

3666
02:36:55,266 --> 02:36:58,333
真的很像那种经典恐怖片的桥段捏

3667
02:37:01,033 --> 02:37:02,799
大家还有要投稿的视频吗

3668
02:37:02,800 --> 02:37:04,933
现在看了的话就一起把它扔掉呢

3669
02:37:15,600 --> 02:37:18,933
小猫不是怪小怪不是怪小开不是开

3670
02:37:19,966 --> 02:37:21,966
学校应该不会找我麻烦的吧

3671
02:37:21,966 --> 02:37:24,433
实在不行我去后院隔壁密山

3672
02:37:25,233 --> 02:37:26,166
看过了

3673
02:37:26,166 --> 02:37:28,666
看过了不行看过了不行嗯

3674
02:37:32,766 --> 02:37:34,966
你不会要给我点一下奥比岛的视频吧

3675
02:37:34,966 --> 02:37:36,199
投稿住着

3676
02:37:36,566 --> 02:37:38,333
嘟嘟嘟

3677
02:37:38,333 --> 02:37:39,566
一嘟

3678
02:37:39,666 --> 02:37:45,666
呜哥们在这给你说唱嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟lt c

3679
02:37:46,000 --> 02:37:47,766
嘟嘟嘟嘟

3680
02:37:47,966 --> 02:37:50,666
日常第一次嘟嘟嘟嘟

3681
02:37:51,133 --> 02:37:52,199
个妹妹叫

3682
02:37:52,200 --> 02:37:53,000
呃

3683
02:37:53,933 --> 02:37:56,966
叫谁呢不敢名叫了可不敢乱叫啊

3684
02:37:59,666 --> 02:38:02,999
天天投那个住着易拉罐专属名曲是吧

3685
02:38:03,000 --> 02:38:03,933
除了这个之外

3686
02:38:03,933 --> 02:38:05,833
大家又不能整点又新又好的活

3687
02:38:05,833 --> 02:38:09,633
这个又又多又久的感觉不太行啊

3688
02:38:09,866 --> 02:38:11,366
欢迎帅猴子嗯

3689
02:38:15,133 --> 02:38:16,066
打猫

3690
02:38:22,033 --> 02:38:24,233
主播简直就是鼎真在世

3691
02:38:24,266 --> 02:38:24,999
你懂什么

3692
02:38:25,000 --> 02:38:26,466
这不叫鼎真在世这叫

3693
02:38:26,600 --> 02:38:30,233
这叫揍的阿卡贝拉唇响版

3694
02:38:31,000 --> 02:38:33,533
对吧嘟都是由主播自己来完成的

3695
02:38:33,533 --> 02:38:35,533
这叫阿卡贝拉唇响版

3696
02:38:36,000 --> 02:38:37,066
阿卡贝拉大家有

3697
02:38:37,066 --> 02:38:37,999
有就是有

3698
02:38:38,000 --> 02:38:39,533
有专门听这个的吗

3699
02:38:39,533 --> 02:38:40,599
就把他听了很多

3700
02:38:40,600 --> 02:38:42,433
有没有推荐阿卡贝拉来着

3701
02:38:42,533 --> 02:38:45,933
我之前就在那个首页上面有刷到过

3702
02:38:45,933 --> 02:38:46,466
好多那种

3703
02:38:46,466 --> 02:38:48,133
阿卡贝拉的那种合唱的视频

3704
02:38:48,133 --> 02:38:49,399
感觉很厉害哎

3705
02:38:50,966 --> 02:38:53,433
吃你的溜溜梅胭脂

3706
02:38:53,533 --> 02:38:55,366
我好他妈喜欢你啊

3707
02:38:55,366 --> 02:38:57,233
喜欢我可以啊记得记得

3708
02:38:57,233 --> 02:38:58,033
哈哈

3709
02:38:58,433 --> 02:38:59,366
你的你的

3710
02:38:59,366 --> 02:39:00,399
呃你的你的

3711
02:39:00,400 --> 02:39:02,666
你的素质一次是有待降低啊

3712
02:39:02,666 --> 02:39:04,066
这个有待降低呢

3713
02:39:05,566 --> 02:39:07,366
你是米亚米亚吗

3714
02:39:07,366 --> 02:39:10,366
刚才看到你在小破绽直播

3715
02:39:11,966 --> 02:39:14,666
前怎么没发现你这么有味道啊

3716
02:39:14,666 --> 02:39:17,233
咪呀咪呀我们出来吃个饭吧

3717
02:39:18,433 --> 02:39:20,366
这怎么还有我不配呢

3718
02:39:20,366 --> 02:39:21,966
这什么我不配啊

3719
02:39:22,133 --> 02:39:23,566
废话文学

3720
02:39:26,166 --> 02:39:30,833
i love it when you call me senorita

3721
02:39:31,400 --> 02:39:36,033
i wish i wasn't so damn hard to need Ya

3722
02:39:36,200 --> 02:39:39,533
but every time it's true La La La

3723
02:39:39,600 --> 02:39:41,733
it's true la La La

3724
02:39:41,800 --> 02:39:44,066
oh i should be running

3725
02:39:44,066 --> 02:39:47,166
oh you will be coming for Ya

3726
02:39:55,600 --> 02:39:56,400
干嘛

3727
02:39:59,666 --> 02:40:01,633
你是我是你爹

3728
02:40:04,166 --> 02:40:06,466
这个杰伦调的感觉不是很自然

3729
02:40:06,466 --> 02:40:07,799
感觉不如这个废话

3730
02:40:07,800 --> 02:40:08,666
文学曹操

3731
02:40:09,000 --> 02:40:12,966
只想能陪古玩君子将做回传递

3732
02:40:13,400 --> 02:40:17,600
这日子不再离你守在公子里

3733
02:40:17,866 --> 02:40:19,266
剩下半空一

3734
02:40:19,766 --> 02:40:24,266
在我东方教室里电影院的座椅

3735
02:40:24,466 --> 02:40:26,599
都可以走下去

3736
02:40:27,033 --> 02:40:30,866
在一起是你跟自己下棋

3737
02:40:30,866 --> 02:40:35,466
还来不及仔仔细细说

3738
02:40:35,933 --> 02:40:39,733
你的负担只是一段关于

3739
02:40:39,733 --> 02:40:46,533
我笑着回不去你微笑着离我而去

3740
02:40:46,533 --> 02:40:47,966
相对于运动是吧

3741
02:40:47,966 --> 02:40:49,166
双向逃离

3742
02:40:49,566 --> 02:40:51,766
我我要跟燕人双向逃离的

3743
02:40:56,066 --> 02:40:57,366
什么时候再来做饭

3744
02:40:57,366 --> 02:40:58,833
你们下次想看什么呀

3745
02:40:58,966 --> 02:41:01,999
有合适的话可以可以试一下

3746
02:41:02,333 --> 02:41:03,999
但怎么会念白呢

3747
02:41:14,000 --> 02:41:17,600
这个听起来就是那种比较说的

3748
02:41:17,733 --> 02:41:19,366
比较不好说的那种

3749
02:41:20,566 --> 02:41:22,733
给你们翻了脸好的呢

3750
02:41:23,333 --> 02:41:24,566
无数的

3751
02:41:25,366 --> 02:41:26,166
夏天

3752
02:41:30,066 --> 02:41:30,999
哎呦哎呦

3753
02:41:31,633 --> 02:41:32,633
不错啊

3754
02:41:32,633 --> 02:41:33,833
大家都会唱啊

3755
02:41:37,133 --> 02:41:38,566
要不要听我改变一下

3756
02:41:42,066 --> 02:41:46,199
这街上太拥挤太多人心太重太挤

3757
02:41:46,733 --> 02:41:49,933
玻璃上有雾气在被隐隐藏起

3758
02:41:51,133 --> 02:41:53,233
你脸上的情绪啊

3759
02:41:53,400 --> 02:41:57,800
记录爱的证据和伤的太过完全

3760
02:41:58,533 --> 02:42:01,166
这啥歌我不配周杰伦

3761
02:42:01,200 --> 02:42:02,000
不配

3762
02:42:06,366 --> 02:42:08,833
我家里蛮大的不累的

3763
02:42:09,000 --> 02:42:13,233
电影院的座椅仿佛隔很远离

3764
02:42:13,400 --> 02:42:17,566
感情没有对手戏有没有配角戏

3765
02:42:17,566 --> 02:42:26,366
还来不及仔细打听嘟嘟的爱的关于

3766
02:42:26,433 --> 02:42:30,066
描述我如何爱你

3767
02:42:30,333 --> 02:42:33,433
就像爱你一样的话语

3768
02:42:36,000 --> 02:42:38,633
最伟大的作品我找不到调

3769
02:42:39,133 --> 02:42:40,966
但是很多人都在翻着

3770
02:42:41,233 --> 02:42:42,433
不不难听

3771
02:42:42,666 --> 02:42:43,533
不难听

3772
02:42:43,866 --> 02:42:45,633
挺好听的但我找不着调

3773
02:42:46,066 --> 02:42:49,766
时间空有你的幸福是我忽略

3774
02:42:49,800 --> 02:42:53,033
你不过要人陪哦

3775
02:42:53,033 --> 02:42:57,533
我渐渐懂你了解我最后才了解

3776
02:42:57,566 --> 02:43:01,933
一页页不及描绘的情节都好累

3777
02:43:01,966 --> 02:43:06,033
你以为我手牵手感觉最遥

3778
02:43:06,166 --> 02:43:06,633
谁点

3779
02:43:06,633 --> 02:43:08,066
小灰灰点的是吧

3780
02:43:08,266 --> 02:43:11,166
工地打灰的情节你在这等着呢是吧

3781
02:43:12,566 --> 02:43:14,866
听听到听到那个你你你

3782
02:43:14,866 --> 02:43:16,833
你本人觉得很有那感觉

3783
02:43:16,966 --> 02:43:19,333
叫我不配周杰伦的我不配我不配

3784
02:43:19,333 --> 02:43:20,833
不是一种形容词

3785
02:43:22,633 --> 02:43:25,666
还在流浪还刷三郎

3786
02:43:26,866 --> 02:43:28,733
呃我想听那个曹操

3787
02:43:29,400 --> 02:43:32,166
感觉最经典的还是有何不可跟曹操呢

3788
02:43:32,166 --> 02:43:33,733
上次给大家看的那个

3789
02:43:35,766 --> 02:43:41,233
如果再看你一眼就会多看你一眼

3790
02:43:43,033 --> 02:43:44,333
动物园是吧

3791
02:43:44,366 --> 02:43:45,533
动物园咋了

3792
02:43:52,266 --> 02:43:54,799
我就黑皮哥们是你点的吗

3793
02:43:55,733 --> 02:43:57,766
啊不对这是花生点的

3794
02:43:57,933 --> 02:43:58,966
我以为是你点的

3795
02:43:58,966 --> 02:44:00,566
看到那个蹦迪打灰的那个

3796
02:44:00,566 --> 02:44:01,799
那个情节有点蹦不住

3797
02:44:01,800 --> 02:44:02,966
我以为是你点的

3798
02:44:03,866 --> 02:44:05,833
都行随便溜溜好溜

3799
02:44:08,333 --> 02:44:10,833
第一个是apex的搞笑剪辑

3800
02:44:10,833 --> 02:44:13,033
第二个是生活上的搞笑视频

3801
02:44:13,033 --> 02:44:16,433
那个apex的搞笑剪辑我请问我可以吗

3802
02:44:16,733 --> 02:44:19,599
我能我能我能我能

3803
02:44:19,600 --> 02:44:20,633
那个什么吗

3804
02:44:21,333 --> 02:44:22,566
我能看懂吗

3805
02:44:23,566 --> 02:44:24,966
我能get到吗

3806
02:44:26,466 --> 02:44:27,766
刚刚有电话

3807
02:44:28,066 --> 02:44:29,599
你一句话问三遍是吧

3808
02:44:29,600 --> 02:44:31,200
你问弹幕我才不告诉你呢

3809
02:44:31,200 --> 02:44:32,866
爹才不惯着你呢爬

3810
02:44:33,966 --> 02:44:34,466
哎

3811
02:44:34,466 --> 02:44:35,533
风也太大了

3812
02:44:35,733 --> 02:44:37,733
刚刚有电话没听见你爬吧你

3813
02:44:43,733 --> 02:44:48,933
不是英雄不读三国

3814
02:44:49,466 --> 02:44:55,166
若是英雄怎么能不读三国

3815
02:44:55,800 --> 02:44:59,233
独自走下上坂坡走上上班坡

3816
02:44:59,333 --> 02:45:02,833
曹操不啰嗦大笑话就不多

3817
02:45:02,833 --> 02:45:08,599
用阴谋阳谋阳谋阴谋都有哦

3818
02:45:09,433 --> 02:45:13,933
东汉末年分三国跪在河谷

3819
02:45:13,933 --> 02:45:20,233
三两儿女情长灭两尽无常

3820
02:45:21,133 --> 02:45:25,933
铁军打仗长歌佛擦心穿过

3821
02:45:25,933 --> 02:45:28,733
10分钟心死过喔喔喔

3822
02:45:29,533 --> 02:45:33,599
等到地球千百年以后

3823
02:45:34,433 --> 02:45:36,799
空转千百首

3824
02:45:38,866 --> 02:45:39,666
哦哦

3825
02:45:41,166 --> 02:45:41,999
为什么不能熬

3826
02:45:42,000 --> 02:45:43,833
我这个翻唱

3827
02:45:43,833 --> 02:45:46,033
有一些自己的理解和这个改变

3828
02:45:46,033 --> 02:45:47,233
应该可以的吧

3829
02:45:48,033 --> 02:45:49,999
大概把现在从这溜完就行

3830
02:45:50,000 --> 02:45:52,600
太短的不太行不是太长的不太行

3831
02:45:52,766 --> 02:45:54,566
现在从这大概两个溜完了

3832
02:45:54,566 --> 02:45:56,033
之后就得开砸了

3833
02:45:56,566 --> 02:46:01,599
可是瘦了一半就是年少

3834
02:46:02,433 --> 02:46:04,266
独自走上长坂坡

3835
02:46:04,266 --> 02:46:09,533
非要自己走曹操不啰嗦有非太会啰嗦

3836
02:46:09,533 --> 02:46:10,999
用阴谋阳

3837
02:46:11,133 --> 02:46:13,599
道别的事都不做

3838
02:46:16,166 --> 02:46:17,266
看看我

3839
02:46:17,400 --> 02:46:19,266
你分散过

3840
02:46:20,433 --> 02:46:21,933
你拍的多高的屏蔽

3841
02:46:21,933 --> 02:46:24,166
基本没剩多少弹幕一个都没屏

3842
02:46:24,166 --> 02:46:25,433
只是没人给我发而已

3843
02:46:25,433 --> 02:46:26,366
别想太多

3844
02:46:26,366 --> 02:46:28,566
是没人发弹幕不是我屏蔽的

3845
02:46:28,633 --> 02:46:32,633
既然天各一方不会走

3846
02:46:32,766 --> 02:46:35,633
分不清对与错哦哦

3847
02:46:36,200 --> 02:46:40,266
纷纷扰扰千百年以后

3848
02:46:41,066 --> 02:46:43,166
一切都顺从

3849
02:46:45,566 --> 02:46:46,433
哦哦

3850
02:46:48,533 --> 02:46:50,033
开摆的风格是吧

3851
02:46:50,233 --> 02:46:51,766
摆站的风格是吧

3852
02:46:52,933 --> 02:46:54,433
是平站吗啊

3853
02:46:54,866 --> 02:46:57,066
我开的频率确实挺高的

3854
02:46:57,066 --> 02:46:58,933
因为我只开了1/4屏

3855
02:47:00,233 --> 02:47:01,966
独自走下长坂坡

3856
02:47:01,966 --> 02:47:03,399
月光太温柔

3857
02:47:03,400 --> 02:47:05,133
曹操不啰嗦

3858
02:47:05,133 --> 02:47:07,066
一心要拿荆州

3859
02:47:07,066 --> 02:47:10,933
用阴谋阳谋明说暗夺的摸

3860
02:47:14,166 --> 02:47:15,533
看看阿强说的

3861
02:47:15,566 --> 02:47:16,799
猴子也能看懂的

3862
02:47:16,800 --> 02:47:18,366
APEX搞笑机器

3863
02:47:19,933 --> 02:47:22,999
3个国家13国

3864
02:47:24,466 --> 02:47:26,199
个94过

3865
02:47:36,533 --> 02:47:38,666
等一下重开一下我开个高清吧

3866
02:47:53,666 --> 02:47:54,966
一枪不中是吧

3867
02:47:58,533 --> 02:47:59,999
坏蛋弟弟就不礼貌

3868
02:48:00,000 --> 02:48:01,233
一枪都不中是吧

3869
02:48:01,233 --> 02:48:02,833
你能不能中一枪啊

3870
02:48:02,966 --> 02:48:05,233
呃不好说了

3871
02:48:07,800 --> 02:48:13,233
三个国家是三国四个就是四国

3872
02:48:14,333 --> 02:48:15,199
哈哈

3873
02:48:16,200 --> 02:48:18,333
哈再打中就不礼貌了

3874
02:48:18,333 --> 02:48:19,933
但凡掉一点血对吧

3875
02:48:19,933 --> 02:48:21,933
都算都算都算都算赢

3876
02:48:22,000 --> 02:48:24,200
卡点权重枪法哥哥

3877
02:48:24,433 --> 02:48:26,266
卡点能卡那是剪辑的

3878
02:48:26,266 --> 02:48:27,766
这个好啊好吧

3879
02:48:28,933 --> 02:48:31,199
我来打也不会比他更差的

3880
02:48:33,766 --> 02:48:36,133
等等等一下这干嘛呢这是

3881
02:48:52,133 --> 02:48:54,233
让我重看一遍等一下

3882
02:48:54,766 --> 02:48:56,433
这个我要重看一遍

3883
02:48:56,733 --> 02:48:57,833
a a

3884
02:49:01,033 --> 02:49:05,066
啊那么我们的直播今天到这里就

3885
02:49:05,333 --> 02:49:06,366
还要继续啊

3886
02:49:06,366 --> 02:49:08,433
音乐人还要继续陪伴着我

3887
02:49:08,533 --> 02:49:10,133
那么这个继续陪伴呢

3888
02:49:10,133 --> 02:49:11,933
其实本质上就是什么呢

3889
02:49:11,933 --> 02:49:12,966
就是就是就是

3890
02:49:12,966 --> 02:49:14,566
这个20分钟马上就要到了

3891
02:49:14,566 --> 02:49:15,733
20分钟之后呢

3892
02:49:15,733 --> 02:49:18,333
我就会理所当然的啊还不走

3893
02:49:18,333 --> 02:49:19,533
对还不走啊对

3894
02:49:19,800 --> 02:49:21,166
哈哈哈

3895
02:49:21,166 --> 02:49:23,066
这个视频叫狙击盛宴

3896
02:49:23,333 --> 02:49:26,333
好吧好吧我以为真的搞笑集锦呢

3897
02:49:42,333 --> 02:49:43,999
哈哈哈哈哈哈

3898
02:49:44,166 --> 02:49:45,766
而明天晚上的当然

3899
02:49:45,766 --> 02:49:47,666
我们也会理所当然的

3900
02:49:47,666 --> 02:49:48,733
当然不会来了

3901
02:49:48,733 --> 02:49:50,366
我当然是要当我的倒批

3902
02:49:50,366 --> 02:49:51,799
明天放假我宣布了

3903
02:49:51,800 --> 02:49:52,333
哈哈哈

3904
02:49:52,333 --> 02:49:53,366
什么鬼啊

3905
02:49:53,833 --> 02:49:54,799
也算有点互动

3906
02:49:54,800 --> 02:49:56,066
说好的模拟器呢

3907
02:49:56,166 --> 02:49:58,199
没没了没了改了改了

3908
02:49:58,233 --> 02:50:00,266
猫比较不给主播工伤钱

3909
02:50:00,266 --> 02:50:02,033
主播觉得不想播他

3910
02:50:02,333 --> 02:50:03,799
主播不想播他

3911
02:50:11,533 --> 02:50:13,933
这谁给我投的呀这谁给我投的

3912
02:50:14,466 --> 02:50:16,466
卧龙凤雏得以可安天下

3913
02:50:16,466 --> 02:50:18,133
我先挑短的放等一下

3914
02:50:21,666 --> 02:50:23,199
看看我的牛牛

3915
02:50:23,200 --> 02:50:24,866
这谁呀达人

3916
02:50:25,066 --> 02:50:25,999
呃

3917
02:50:26,533 --> 02:50:31,366
有人给我发私信让我看看他的牛牛

3918
02:50:36,433 --> 02:50:38,333
有人要我看看他的牛牛

3919
02:50:43,933 --> 02:50:45,966
看看看你的妞妞

3920
02:50:50,566 --> 02:50:53,199
这头像很眼熟啊就不太清楚是谁呢

3921
02:50:53,200 --> 02:50:56,566
呃这个有点蒙在鼓里了

3922
02:50:58,966 --> 02:51:00,799
嫣嫣人代看嫣然看吧

3923
02:51:00,800 --> 02:51:02,600
我不看了我觉得有点不太礼貌

3924
02:51:02,600 --> 02:51:03,566
让我再看吧

3925
02:51:04,400 --> 02:51:06,400
忽略了大道理

3926
02:51:06,466 --> 02:51:09,166
我们已经踏到第一

3927
02:51:09,666 --> 02:51:11,533
什么游戏啊还能打牛牛

3928
02:51:18,400 --> 02:51:20,800
耶耶能给我扭这个吗耶耶

3929
02:51:28,133 --> 02:51:29,866
这是什么人扭扭

3930
02:51:30,033 --> 02:51:30,833
哈哈

3931
02:51:32,066 --> 02:51:33,666
哎呦不行

3932
02:51:33,666 --> 02:51:37,566
搞笑挺好笑的我也想扭我可以扭吗

3933
02:51:42,466 --> 02:51:48,166
适合的有时候的又算了谁可以呢

3934
02:51:49,533 --> 02:51:53,999
2986的大概都已注定

3935
02:51:54,866 --> 02:52:00,733
哦玩的太多玩的太多走了谁可以了

3936
02:52:01,766 --> 02:52:02,633
还记得我吗

3937
02:52:02,633 --> 02:52:04,433
我记得你给我卡过牌子

3938
02:52:05,066 --> 02:52:06,999
雪狐为啥不能一千五啊

3939
02:52:07,366 --> 02:52:09,999
人家平A300件打底

3940
02:52:10,200 --> 02:52:12,000
人粉丝数那老多几十万

3941
02:52:12,000 --> 02:52:14,866
你你为啥凭啥觉得人家不能一千五啊

3942
02:52:21,800 --> 02:52:23,000
守望先锋

3943
02:52:23,033 --> 02:52:24,599
好的get到了

3944
02:52:39,533 --> 02:52:40,433
我是个啥

3945
02:52:40,433 --> 02:52:41,399
平a 200键

3946
02:52:41,433 --> 02:52:41,999
我是平a

3947
02:52:42,000 --> 02:52:43,866
200键里面含金量最低的一个人了

3948
02:52:43,866 --> 02:52:45,466
在哪有事我出去就行了

3949
02:52:45,466 --> 02:52:46,466
好的老板

3950
02:52:47,066 --> 02:52:48,333
我现在厕所躲躲

3951
02:52:48,733 --> 02:52:50,566
哎老板厕所还没消呢

3952
02:52:56,266 --> 02:52:57,066
你们老板呢

3953
02:52:57,166 --> 02:52:59,533
我们老板出去了没在厕所

3954
02:53:06,266 --> 02:53:07,266
马大叔

3955
02:53:07,933 --> 02:53:09,366
马大叔你给我出来

3956
02:53:09,466 --> 02:53:10,766
不敢出声是吧

3957
02:53:10,866 --> 02:53:12,466
原来是小瘪三啊

3958
02:53:13,033 --> 02:53:13,999
就不信你这个

3959
02:53:14,066 --> 02:53:14,966
小瘪三是吧

3960
02:53:14,966 --> 02:53:16,033
现在就回去抄家伙

3961
02:53:16,366 --> 02:53:18,399
再不交房租腿都给你打折了

3962
02:53:26,166 --> 02:53:27,633
有一次爹是躺9下

3963
02:53:27,633 --> 02:53:28,966
跟我有什么关系

3964
02:53:30,033 --> 02:53:30,833
阿明

3965
02:53:32,266 --> 02:53:33,466
厕所怎么回事啊

3966
02:53:33,466 --> 02:53:35,666
我我听前台说厕所还没修好

3967
02:53:35,833 --> 02:53:37,599
不过还好工钱还没给他结

3968
02:53:38,566 --> 02:53:40,733
马上就要他死过来把厕所通了

3969
02:53:40,733 --> 02:53:42,433
不然一分钱都别给哦

3970
02:53:43,000 --> 02:53:44,800
这个我咋有点没看懂呢

3971
02:53:47,233 --> 02:53:47,999
嗯

3972
02:53:48,000 --> 02:53:50,133
养兵千日用兵一时

3973
02:53:50,366 --> 02:53:52,666
你也知道虫哥平时对你最好了

3974
02:53:52,666 --> 02:53:53,999
怎么了虫哥

3975
02:53:54,533 --> 02:53:55,333
待会

3976
02:53:55,400 --> 02:53:56,766
房东要过来催房租

3977
02:53:57,066 --> 02:53:58,799
还说要抄家伙来问候我

3978
02:53:59,033 --> 02:54:00,366
虫哥我不是怕

3979
02:54:00,433 --> 02:54:02,233
是担心发生冲突的时候

3980
02:54:02,233 --> 02:54:04,399
我疯起来会吓到你们知道了

3981
02:54:04,400 --> 02:54:06,266
虫哥你出去避避风头吧

3982
02:54:06,266 --> 02:54:07,799
自己交给我就行了

3983
02:54:08,366 --> 02:54:09,933
还是小智懂事

3984
02:54:10,366 --> 02:54:13,999
放心就算天塌下来从哥在

3985
02:54:15,066 --> 02:54:16,233
去吧去吧

3986
02:54:21,233 --> 02:54:23,166
普通话本就有燕子含金量

3987
02:54:23,166 --> 02:54:23,766
肯定有啊

3988
02:54:23,766 --> 02:54:25,066
比我含金量高多了

3989
02:54:27,233 --> 02:54:28,433
你就戴这个

3990
02:54:30,266 --> 02:54:32,666
我咋没看懂这个剧拍的是啥呢

3991
02:54:33,866 --> 02:54:36,133
不过不为礼物上镜不如打IC

3992
02:54:36,266 --> 02:54:37,833
这是看大v的心态

3993
02:54:37,833 --> 02:54:39,266
看大v能被禁的

3994
02:54:39,600 --> 02:54:41,266
小v不用打i c人家也会念

3995
02:54:41,266 --> 02:54:42,766
你弹幕的比如说我

3996
02:54:43,066 --> 02:54:45,133
所以上镜的话就是为了拦着

3997
02:54:46,266 --> 02:54:47,866
再加一个开场的欢迎

3998
02:54:48,666 --> 02:54:50,666
有点干这是个啥

3999
02:54:52,666 --> 02:54:53,766
有点没看懂

4000
02:54:54,600 --> 02:54:57,133
用这个往往哪里捅啊

4001
02:54:57,433 --> 02:54:58,966
但是我痛苦啊

4002
02:54:59,266 --> 02:55:00,066
这这

4003
02:55:00,433 --> 02:55:01,233
谢谢

4004
02:55:01,533 --> 02:55:04,533
十春恨生的粉丝团灯牌

4005
02:55:04,866 --> 02:55:05,799
感谢支持

4006
02:55:11,066 --> 02:55:13,066
什么腿呀我操呃

4007
02:55:14,800 --> 02:55:16,533
你终于来了

4008
02:55:16,733 --> 02:55:18,833
人家等你可久了

4009
02:55:19,033 --> 02:55:21,733
呃啊天女星阿蒙是吧

4010
02:55:21,733 --> 02:55:23,599
把你们都戴上那个单配眼镜

4011
02:55:23,600 --> 02:55:25,333
啊啊啊我怎么也出现了

4012
02:55:26,200 --> 02:55:27,066
大哥

4013
02:55:27,066 --> 02:55:28,533
我只是过来要钱的

4014
02:55:28,866 --> 02:55:30,633
实在没钱过日子也可以啊

4015
02:55:30,633 --> 02:55:31,733
还想要钱

4016
02:55:31,733 --> 02:55:33,999
你不把这种搞通一分钱都别想要

4017
02:55:35,433 --> 02:55:38,033
他把他房东当成修马桶的

4018
02:55:39,000 --> 02:55:40,466
怎么样好吃吗

4019
02:55:42,600 --> 02:55:44,666
要不我还是先把事办了吧

4020
02:55:44,666 --> 02:55:47,799
哎呀急什么过阵子也不迟呀

4021
02:55:49,133 --> 02:55:50,133
哇

4022
02:55:50,733 --> 02:55:53,599
哥哥你这武器好别致呀

4023
02:55:53,600 --> 02:55:55,633
哥哥你这武器好别致呀

4024
02:55:55,633 --> 02:55:56,433
我比的不顺手

4025
02:55:56,433 --> 02:56:00,133
用这个一捧一个准通往保证畅通无阻

4026
02:56:00,133 --> 02:56:01,999
所以每次让妈妈给钱也给的爽快

4027
02:56:02,033 --> 02:56:03,766
我要自己带出了名的

4028
02:56:03,766 --> 02:56:05,666
要不我给你展示一下

4029
02:56:05,833 --> 02:56:07,133
哎呀你坏坏

4030
02:56:15,400 --> 02:56:17,000
那50块钱先拿着

4031
02:56:17,333 --> 02:56:18,599
大哥这

4032
02:56:19,233 --> 02:56:20,133
这也不够啊

4033
02:56:20,133 --> 02:56:21,266
我不知道不够啊

4034
02:56:21,266 --> 02:56:22,966
楼上还有个助手全力度了

4035
02:56:23,033 --> 02:56:24,466
你倒是全度我再给你啊

4036
02:56:55,200 --> 02:56:57,233
这这什么情况

4037
02:56:57,333 --> 02:56:59,766
放心吧熊哥他不会再找你麻烦了

4038
02:56:59,766 --> 02:57:00,799
厕所也搞定了

4039
02:57:00,800 --> 02:57:02,533
不得不说动的还挺快的

4040
02:57:03,566 --> 02:57:04,366
哇

4041
02:57:04,600 --> 02:57:06,733
走请你们吃饭走走走

4042
02:57:11,066 --> 02:57:13,033
好嘞感觉

4043
02:57:13,466 --> 02:57:15,966
怎么说没有主播临潼接

4044
02:57:15,966 --> 02:57:18,366
二聊的时候改临潼接老子就下播

4045
02:57:18,366 --> 02:57:19,166
哎

4046
02:57:19,566 --> 02:57:23,366
灵童街我就下播而没弹幕我就跑

4047
02:57:23,366 --> 02:57:24,633
这还不简单

4048
02:57:24,633 --> 02:57:26,066
多简单呐

4049
02:57:26,733 --> 02:57:28,799
这个这个多简单啊

4050
02:57:30,266 --> 02:57:32,133
灵童街我可以直接润

4051
02:57:32,133 --> 02:57:33,766
嗯很简单了

4052
02:57:34,833 --> 02:57:36,266
哇啊

4053
02:57:38,333 --> 02:57:40,233
主办的这个眼镜好吃吗

4054
02:57:40,233 --> 02:57:41,233
在哪买的

4055
02:57:41,233 --> 02:57:42,033
这是

4056
02:57:43,333 --> 02:57:45,799
伟大的天神啊

4057
02:57:45,800 --> 02:57:47,000
遨游时光的

4058
02:57:47,000 --> 02:57:47,633
指针

4059
02:57:47,633 --> 02:57:49,733
哈哈我背不下来等会我搜一下啊

4060
02:57:49,733 --> 02:57:50,833
我搜一下按摩

4061
02:57:50,833 --> 02:57:51,766
我搜一下

4062
02:58:02,966 --> 02:58:04,566
主播接受长视频吧

4063
02:58:04,566 --> 02:58:08,366
啊伟大的这个这个呃

4064
02:58:08,433 --> 02:58:09,799
什么万门之门啊

4065
02:58:09,800 --> 02:58:12,466
好像不是他拨弄时光的指针啊

4066
02:58:12,466 --> 02:58:15,466
由命运的名字欺诈与恶作剧的化身啊

4067
02:58:15,466 --> 02:58:16,966
这个天地之星

4068
02:58:17,466 --> 02:58:18,333
送给我的啊

4069
02:58:18,333 --> 02:58:19,199
不对哈哈哈

4070
02:58:19,200 --> 02:58:21,833
其实也不是这个其实就是就是一个

4071
02:58:22,200 --> 02:58:24,600
巧合的这个单式单眼镜啊啊

4072
02:58:25,466 --> 02:58:27,233
OPPO同款对着捏

4073
02:58:28,333 --> 02:58:29,999
看起来很聪明的智商

4074
02:58:30,000 --> 02:58:32,000
加2的魔法型道具

4075
02:58:33,000 --> 02:58:33,933
欢迎文件

4076
02:58:34,533 --> 02:58:35,999
开独轮车吧

4077
02:58:36,366 --> 02:58:37,599
不是伟大的股神啊

4078
02:58:37,600 --> 02:58:40,400
伟大的股神呃这个这个呃

4079
02:58:41,033 --> 02:58:43,933
浮生玄黄天尊送给我的

4080
02:58:44,233 --> 02:58:45,433
闺蜜这种同款吗

4081
02:58:45,433 --> 02:58:47,133
对的呢对的对的

4082
02:58:47,366 --> 02:58:49,533
朱比你的心切片4,300了

4083
02:58:49,533 --> 02:58:50,766
你知道我为什么照顾你吗

4084
02:58:50,766 --> 02:58:52,033
一旦我发的最新的视频

4085
02:58:52,033 --> 02:58:53,199
所有人都会去看新视频

4086
02:58:53,200 --> 02:58:54,766
没有人会看第一个视频了

4087
02:58:55,466 --> 02:58:56,533
我照顾你

4088
02:58:56,533 --> 02:58:59,366
你自己要知知道知道怎么回事啊

4089
02:58:59,666 --> 02:59:00,166
对吧

4090
02:59:00,166 --> 02:59:03,566
我这么久没放没放心切片就是为要

4091
02:59:03,866 --> 02:59:05,466
帮你挽尊对吧

4092
02:59:05,566 --> 02:59:07,566
然后你还在这天天攻击我

4093
02:59:07,566 --> 02:59:09,766
你真是不识好人心啊

4094
02:59:09,766 --> 02:59:10,733
不是错误途径

4095
02:59:10,733 --> 02:59:12,566
但后面他不是也成了门神吗

4096
02:59:12,633 --> 02:59:14,199
他不是后面也成门神了吗

4097
02:59:15,833 --> 02:59:19,566
伟大的万门之门伯特利先生

4098
02:59:21,000 --> 02:59:22,633
我真没看完嗯

4099
02:59:23,033 --> 02:59:25,733
元宝我知道元宝怎么着

4100
02:59:25,733 --> 02:59:26,933
元宝咋了

4101
02:59:28,266 --> 02:59:30,599
欢迎大家来到主播的神国

4102
02:59:30,600 --> 02:59:31,133
哈哈

4103
02:59:31,133 --> 02:59:32,666
主播可以拥有神国吗

4104
02:59:32,666 --> 02:59:34,633
啊欢迎大家来到主播的神国

4105
02:59:35,666 --> 02:59:37,133
这不是唯一性吗

4106
02:59:37,133 --> 02:59:39,333
这个这不唯一性吗

4107
02:59:39,766 --> 02:59:41,533
time to listen to

4108
02:59:42,333 --> 02:59:45,266
my confession i'm not

4109
02:59:45,366 --> 02:59:49,599
my last time i want it to be want it to be

4110
02:59:49,833 --> 02:59:53,966
伟大的股神谜语说的道理哈哈哈

4111
02:59:54,666 --> 02:59:56,399
伟大的股神啊

4112
02:59:56,400 --> 02:59:58,133
大家好啊这里是

4113
02:59:58,866 --> 03:00:00,733
我是我是说的道理

4114
03:00:00,733 --> 03:00:03,333
今天给大家整点想想看的东西

4115
03:00:04,433 --> 03:00:05,233
我没入脑

4116
03:00:05,233 --> 03:00:07,066
没有开玩笑的开玩笑的

4117
03:00:16,400 --> 03:00:17,966
闺蜜啊还不出好急

4118
03:00:17,966 --> 03:00:20,966
别急起码得明年了吧别急

4119
03:00:22,366 --> 03:00:23,633
眼镜是特别异性的

4120
03:00:23,633 --> 03:00:25,199
我记得还差700分呢

4121
03:00:25,200 --> 03:00:26,433
700分好多呢

4122
03:00:27,333 --> 03:00:29,533
有些人不知道还是不是黄金啊

4123
03:00:29,533 --> 03:00:31,133
原来你不是恭喜我上钻

4124
03:00:31,133 --> 03:00:32,766
是要借机攻击阿香

4125
03:00:32,766 --> 03:00:33,799
我才不要呢

4126
03:00:33,933 --> 03:00:35,533
你不许攻击阿香

4127
03:00:36,800 --> 03:00:39,166
主播的歌喉自带唯一性是吧

4128
03:00:40,333 --> 03:00:42,966
什么被股神吻过的嗓子我不好说了

4129
03:00:42,966 --> 03:00:44,733
还有被股神吻过啊

4130
03:00:44,733 --> 03:00:46,999
谢谢在岸上的带你远航

4131
03:00:47,066 --> 03:00:48,366
红豆姐啊你赶走

4132
03:00:48,366 --> 03:00:49,399
谢谢谢谢

4133
03:00:49,600 --> 03:00:51,133
我操大恩不说话

4134
03:00:51,133 --> 03:00:52,333
再耽误耽误

4135
03:00:52,333 --> 03:00:54,599
绝杀时刻狠狠狠狠绝杀

4136
03:00:54,600 --> 03:00:55,966
什么情况呀

4137
03:00:56,566 --> 03:00:57,366
哎

4138
03:00:57,733 --> 03:00:59,166
那个那个

4139
03:00:59,666 --> 03:01:01,466
单叫开了吗

4140
03:01:02,066 --> 03:01:05,133
脚本分享一下怎么绝杀百分百压赢

4141
03:01:05,133 --> 03:01:07,566
开了吗开着吧有意思

4142
03:01:07,566 --> 03:01:08,366
开着吧

4143
03:01:09,366 --> 03:01:12,733
谢谢大安讲的绝杀时刻的船

4144
03:01:12,733 --> 03:01:14,833
感谢支持获得你爱的乐豆

4145
03:01:14,866 --> 03:01:15,833
太破费了

4146
03:01:27,400 --> 03:01:29,366
谢谢谢谢团队一发的PK票啊

4147
03:01:29,366 --> 03:01:30,233
太破费了

4148
03:01:30,233 --> 03:01:31,399
差一点24年看的

4149
03:01:31,400 --> 03:01:32,033
二三年吧

4150
03:01:32,033 --> 03:01:33,633
二三年差不多了我感觉

4151
03:01:34,133 --> 03:01:36,066
三片也就是降临倒标

4152
03:01:36,066 --> 03:01:39,233
这才是鬼鬼鬼

4153
03:01:39,433 --> 03:01:40,833
我不能说鬼癖啊

4154
03:01:40,833 --> 03:01:42,433
这才是鬼魅之所夺者

4155
03:01:42,433 --> 03:01:43,999
主播只是引流狗而已

4156
03:01:44,200 --> 03:01:46,266
倒劈在倒无可厚非

4157
03:01:47,866 --> 03:01:50,199
你就天天你就天天在倒是吧

4158
03:01:50,200 --> 03:01:51,933
小小窗看主播

4159
03:01:52,433 --> 03:01:54,133
唯一性是阿蒙内画的

4160
03:01:54,133 --> 03:01:57,233
他那个眼镜不是外外在的表现形式吗

4161
03:01:57,233 --> 03:01:58,766
我看书没看明白吗

4162
03:01:58,766 --> 03:02:00,366
大家在你床上

4163
03:02:00,466 --> 03:02:02,166
在我床上看我直播是吧

4164
03:02:02,166 --> 03:02:04,833
这下不得不给大家狠狠安装液晶电视

4165
03:02:05,233 --> 03:02:06,866
有没有投影仪之类的那种

4166
03:02:06,866 --> 03:02:08,666
那种那种那种东西啊

4167
03:02:09,066 --> 03:02:10,999
我好想搞一个投影仪呀

4168
03:02:11,333 --> 03:02:13,533
烟尘我前两天看到一个v t s挂件

4169
03:02:13,533 --> 03:02:14,399
看完私信

4170
03:02:14,800 --> 03:02:16,533
让我看一下他不

4171
03:02:16,533 --> 03:02:19,766
就是认识那种为胜成精那种情况吗

4172
03:02:24,466 --> 03:02:27,599
结局的时候小哥不是把那个抢走了吗

4173
03:02:36,566 --> 03:02:37,433
什么关键

4174
03:02:37,633 --> 03:02:41,433
大家好呀我是说的内部徒弟

4175
03:03:05,600 --> 03:03:06,800
欢迎柯基小奶狗

4176
03:03:06,800 --> 03:03:08,933
大家好啊我是说的6个徒弟

4177
03:03:08,933 --> 03:03:10,233
今天给大家我是

4178
03:03:12,733 --> 03:03:13,866
来点大家想看的东西

4179
03:03:13,866 --> 03:03:15,033
来点大家想看的

4180
03:03:21,033 --> 03:03:22,566
这玩意是挂件啊

4181
03:03:23,866 --> 03:03:24,866
这玩意以后

4182
03:03:24,866 --> 03:03:25,733
挂在我头上

4183
03:03:25,733 --> 03:03:27,766
会召唤点什么东西出来的吧

4184
03:03:30,400 --> 03:03:31,133
什么比喻

4185
03:03:31,133 --> 03:03:31,966
说的道理

4186
03:03:33,033 --> 03:03:33,833
我受不了

4187
03:03:34,733 --> 03:03:35,533
哎

4188
03:03:36,633 --> 03:03:37,433
哎

4189
03:03:38,166 --> 03:03:38,966
哎

4190
03:03:42,166 --> 03:03:44,066
能不能把这视频别发给我

4191
03:03:44,066 --> 03:03:45,733
你发给DJ棍吧行不行

4192
03:03:45,733 --> 03:03:47,433
你你你要不发给DJ棍吧

4193
03:03:47,433 --> 03:03:48,866
我觉得DJ棍会喜欢着你

4194
03:03:48,866 --> 03:03:49,733
发给DJ棍吧

4195
03:03:49,733 --> 03:03:52,566
DJ棍觉得这东西这东西太适合他了

4196
03:03:52,600 --> 03:03:54,133
扣在他头上哎呀

4197
03:03:54,966 --> 03:03:56,933
感觉感觉不太适合主播哎

4198
03:03:56,933 --> 03:03:59,466
主播头上已经有东西了你发给DJ棍吧

4199
03:03:59,466 --> 03:04:01,666
你建议你强烈建议你私信他一下DJ棍

4200
03:04:01,666 --> 03:04:03,399
DJ棍你给打个s e

4201
03:04:03,400 --> 03:04:05,466
然后把这个BB号发进去让他放一下

4202
03:04:05,466 --> 03:04:06,566
然后他肯定很高兴

4203
03:04:06,566 --> 03:04:07,666
就顶在自己脑袋上了

4204
03:04:07,666 --> 03:04:09,533
怎么样收到收到没问题

4205
03:04:09,533 --> 03:04:12,233
OK然后下次k老师开播时候

4206
03:04:12,233 --> 03:04:14,566
可以可以可以可以再发给卡拉苏啊

4207
03:04:14,566 --> 03:04:15,366
好吧

4208
03:04:15,366 --> 03:04:18,266
放你头上我才不要呢给多少我都不干

4209
03:04:18,666 --> 03:04:19,833
给多少我都不干

4210
03:04:19,833 --> 03:04:20,999
我才不干这个呢

4211
03:04:22,266 --> 03:04:24,933
惨淡我发你你可以改名米耶米诺

4212
03:04:24,933 --> 03:04:26,633
哈哈哈哈哈

4213
03:04:26,766 --> 03:04:28,466
米耶米诺是吧

4214
03:04:29,266 --> 03:04:30,633
主播头上少点东西

4215
03:04:30,633 --> 03:04:32,166
有问号呢有问号呢

4216
03:04:32,166 --> 03:04:34,333
哎呀别急别急

4217
03:04:35,366 --> 03:04:37,366
米呀米诺低分狗

4218
03:04:37,533 --> 03:04:38,633
哈哈哈

4219
03:04:39,233 --> 03:04:41,066
主播这个低分狗说的太有那味

4220
03:04:41,066 --> 03:04:43,366
对不起主播头上少了点东西

4221
03:04:43,366 --> 03:04:43,933
少了什么

4222
03:04:43,933 --> 03:04:45,966
少了一些智慧的眼睛啊

4223
03:04:47,400 --> 03:04:51,000
你是信的开头诗的内容

4224
03:04:51,000 --> 03:04:52,966
童话的结尾

4225
03:04:53,066 --> 03:04:56,366
你是理所当然的奇迹

4226
03:04:56,366 --> 03:04:58,666
你是月色真美

4227
03:04:58,666 --> 03:05:02,199
你是圣诞老人送给我

4228
03:05:02,200 --> 03:05:04,400
好孩子的礼物

4229
03:05:04,400 --> 03:05:07,833
你是三千美丽世界里

4230
03:05:07,833 --> 03:05:09,999
我的一瓢水

4231
03:05:10,000 --> 03:05:13,566
所以让我再靠近一点点

4232
03:05:13,566 --> 03:05:15,566
因为你太温暖

4233
03:05:15,633 --> 03:05:19,166
我会再变得坚强一点点

4234
03:05:19,166 --> 03:05:21,266
因为你太勇敢

4235
03:05:21,266 --> 03:05:23,866
交换无名指金色的

4236
03:05:23,966 --> 03:05:28,166
契约给彼此岁月说好再哎

4237
03:05:28,166 --> 03:05:29,366
对不起晚安呐

4238
03:05:29,366 --> 03:05:32,333
旧梦晚安晚安我也要睡觉了啊

4239
03:05:32,333 --> 03:05:33,166
大家好啊

4240
03:05:33,166 --> 03:05:34,233
我是梅艳蜜啊

4241
03:05:34,233 --> 03:05:36,466
今天给大家来点想看的东西

4242
03:05:36,466 --> 03:05:37,766
我要睡觉了

4243
03:05:42,166 --> 03:05:45,799
你是我万水千山的冒险

4244
03:05:45,800 --> 03:05:47,833
要找的标记点

4245
03:05:47,833 --> 03:05:51,166
你是分割我人生的线

4246
03:05:51,166 --> 03:05:53,233
又将它们相连

4247
03:05:54,133 --> 03:05:57,399
我一定不会睡觉你怎么能这么想我呢

4248
03:05:57,400 --> 03:05:59,433
我被你这么想我会很难过的

4249
03:05:59,433 --> 03:06:00,666
你不一定要去找屁

4250
03:06:00,666 --> 03:06:01,933
我才不要呢

4251
03:06:05,866 --> 03:06:06,666
啊

4252
03:06:06,933 --> 03:06:07,133
咪呀咪呀

4253
03:06:07,133 --> 03:06:07,433
耶耶耶耶耶耶耶

4254
03:06:07,433 --> 03:06:07,999
耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶

4255
03:06:08,000 --> 03:06:08,200
耶耶耶耶耶

4256
03:06:08,200 --> 03:06:08,800
耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶

4257
03:06:08,800 --> 03:06:09,266
耶耶耶耶耶耶

4258
03:06:09,266 --> 03:06:09,966
耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶

4259
03:06:09,966 --> 03:06:10,733
耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶

4260
03:06:10,733 --> 03:06:11,166
耶耶耶耶耶耶耶

4261
03:06:11,166 --> 03:06:11,966
耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶

4262
03:06:12,166 --> 03:06:12,966
耶耶耶耶

4263
03:06:12,966 --> 03:06:13,233
耶耶耶耶耶

4264
03:06:13,233 --> 03:06:14,133
耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶

4265
03:06:14,133 --> 03:06:14,199
耶

4266
03:06:14,200 --> 03:06:14,833
耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶

4267
03:06:14,833 --> 03:06:15,133
耶耶耶耶耶耶耶

4268
03:06:15,133 --> 03:06:15,533
耶耶耶耶

4269
03:06:15,533 --> 03:06:16,333
耶耶耶耶耶

4270
03:06:16,633 --> 03:06:17,733
耶耶耶耶耶

4271
03:06:19,000 --> 03:06:21,066
耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶

4272
03:06:21,233 --> 03:06:23,266
耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶

4273
03:06:23,366 --> 03:06:24,933
耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶

4274
03:06:25,466 --> 03:06:31,066
你是基于所有的一切是我的世界

4275
03:06:31,600 --> 03:06:34,233
我不信睡前不倒一下真的能睡吗

4276
03:06:34,400 --> 03:06:35,333
你这个词

4277
03:06:35,933 --> 03:06:38,366
不是我觉得你们真的能3减1

4278
03:06:38,366 --> 03:06:40,266
很多东西啊对吧对吧啊

4279
03:06:40,266 --> 03:06:42,999
然后你们捡燕燕人跟那个对吧燕燕人

4280
03:06:43,000 --> 03:06:44,866
燕燕人讽燕燕那见

4281
03:06:45,133 --> 03:06:46,766
然后这个这个燕燕燕燕

4282
03:06:46,866 --> 03:06:48,566
说面刺于这个这个

4283
03:06:48,800 --> 03:06:50,000
直播间受

4284
03:06:50,033 --> 03:06:53,033
闻闻在这个这个寡人这这受上上

4285
03:06:53,133 --> 03:06:55,599
因为人说咪呀咪呀你该睡觉了

4286
03:06:55,600 --> 03:06:57,166
然后你们把这一句切出来啊

4287
03:06:57,166 --> 03:06:59,266
我不信睡前不倒一下真的能睡吗

4288
03:06:59,266 --> 03:07:01,233
然后你们再把这个倒换成那个倒

4289
03:07:01,266 --> 03:07:03,233
这下我的名声全完了

4290
03:07:03,233 --> 03:07:06,133
我决定以后要奥比岛全称为奥比岛

4291
03:07:06,133 --> 03:07:07,999
而不是这个这个这个岛啊

4292
03:07:08,000 --> 03:07:09,666
岛的话会太有歧义了

4293
03:07:09,666 --> 03:07:11,766
这不行啊不能乱说的好吧

4294
03:07:12,266 --> 03:07:14,066
欢迎善宝这不能乱说的

4295
03:07:14,066 --> 03:07:15,466
我觉得这不可以啊

4296
03:07:16,366 --> 03:07:18,566
你们要3减1了我知道

4297
03:07:20,600 --> 03:07:24,033
你是我万水千山的冒险

4298
03:07:24,033 --> 03:07:26,033
要找的标记点

4299
03:07:26,166 --> 03:07:29,633
你是分割我人生的线

4300
03:07:29,633 --> 03:07:31,333
又将它们相连

4301
03:07:31,333 --> 03:07:32,799
对呀睡前倒一下

4302
03:07:32,800 --> 03:07:36,133
消耗一下体力提高一下疲劳值是吧

4303
03:07:36,200 --> 03:07:39,133
睡前倒一下有助于这个这个那个

4304
03:07:39,200 --> 03:07:40,833
樱桃快速成熟

4305
03:07:40,833 --> 03:07:43,599
然后睡前倒一下的时候记得要挤牛奶

4306
03:07:43,600 --> 03:07:45,333
然后要剪羊毛是吧

4307
03:07:46,233 --> 03:07:47,599
恶心体毛

4308
03:07:47,666 --> 03:07:49,166
睡前睡前倒一下

4309
03:07:49,166 --> 03:07:50,966
记得去主办家浴缸再泡一会

4310
03:07:50,966 --> 03:07:52,599
享受美好生活是吧

4311
03:07:53,766 --> 03:07:54,799
哼哼

4312
03:07:56,066 --> 03:07:57,533
哎受不了了

4313
03:08:07,000 --> 03:08:09,333
这就是夜夜人每天丑恶的嘴脸

4314
03:08:10,000 --> 03:08:11,766
这可是你自己说的

4315
03:08:11,833 --> 03:08:14,466
不是我就说你们3减1的思路给大家听

4316
03:08:14,466 --> 03:08:15,799
我们3减1的思路

4317
03:08:16,400 --> 03:08:19,833
大家都在你你家里倒你不觉得有问题

4318
03:08:20,033 --> 03:08:22,366
你们自己来的又不是我请你们来的

4319
03:08:22,400 --> 03:08:23,533
跟我有什么关系

4320
03:08:23,966 --> 03:08:25,399
我都已经不回家了

4321
03:08:26,166 --> 03:08:27,366
我都已经不回家了

4322
03:08:27,366 --> 03:08:29,166
导师导师是吧

4323
03:08:29,166 --> 03:08:30,199
人生导师

4324
03:08:30,200 --> 03:08:31,933
绵绵人生导师呢

4325
03:08:32,233 --> 03:08:32,999
差不多得了

4326
03:08:33,000 --> 03:08:33,666
别恶心我

4327
03:08:33,666 --> 03:08:35,266
玩个洞要不还是爬吧

4328
03:08:35,266 --> 03:08:36,966
你要不还是滚出课吧行不行

4329
03:08:36,966 --> 03:08:38,366
别别别恶心我

4330
03:08:38,633 --> 03:08:41,333
街边最难忘的画面

4331
03:08:41,366 --> 03:08:42,066
是

4332
03:08:42,066 --> 03:08:42,866
那些

4333
03:08:44,433 --> 03:08:45,733
我不想进家里面

4334
03:08:45,733 --> 03:08:47,866
看到嫣然在里面群魔乱舞

4335
03:08:48,066 --> 03:08:50,633
两个小男熊躺在一起

4336
03:08:50,666 --> 03:08:53,033
两个小男熊在我家浴缸里面

4337
03:08:53,033 --> 03:08:55,466
还有两个小男熊在这火锅里面

4338
03:08:55,966 --> 03:08:58,033
我给大家准备的床都不睡

4339
03:08:58,033 --> 03:09:01,199
然后非常有序的睡在我家的这个猫窝

4340
03:09:01,200 --> 03:09:04,366
狗窝我的床上跟我的床边的地毯上

4341
03:09:04,433 --> 03:09:06,199
我不想看到这些东西

4342
03:09:06,933 --> 03:09:09,466
抢不到床还在这个床边哇哇大哭

4343
03:09:09,466 --> 03:09:12,133
我不想看到这些我我对这些不感兴趣

4344
03:09:12,200 --> 03:09:14,333
我现在三国家门而不入你知道吗

4345
03:09:14,333 --> 03:09:15,633
为了我的伟大理想

4346
03:09:15,833 --> 03:09:18,433
我才不要进屋跟燕人一起开发呢

4347
03:09:18,666 --> 03:09:19,933
的那天

4348
03:09:20,166 --> 03:09:21,666
却不见

4349
03:09:22,966 --> 03:09:23,666
真吓人

4350
03:09:23,666 --> 03:09:26,166
无论什么时候去我的房间里永远有人

4351
03:09:26,166 --> 03:09:27,599
没有没有人的时候

4352
03:09:28,766 --> 03:09:29,933
真吓人了

4353
03:09:33,033 --> 03:09:34,433
我进不去

4354
03:09:34,433 --> 03:09:35,566
哈哈哈

4355
03:09:36,433 --> 03:09:37,433
你这样你卡个

4356
03:09:37,433 --> 03:09:39,999
bug你把那个角度对准了那个狗窝

4357
03:09:40,000 --> 03:09:42,200
然后你使用坐下这个功能

4358
03:09:42,333 --> 03:09:43,866
看起来就像你坐在狗窝上

4359
03:09:43,866 --> 03:09:45,166
我教你我教你

4360
03:09:45,466 --> 03:09:46,566
才刚来就戒烟

4361
03:09:46,566 --> 03:09:48,199
没戒呢这是收敛

4362
03:09:48,266 --> 03:09:49,333
怎么就戒烟了

4363
03:09:49,333 --> 03:09:50,799
主播扩建一下狗窝

4364
03:09:51,566 --> 03:09:52,366
呃

4365
03:09:53,466 --> 03:09:55,033
呃呃

4366
03:09:55,200 --> 03:09:56,266
差不多得了

4367
03:09:56,366 --> 03:09:57,999
怎么了马克特怎么了

4368
03:09:58,800 --> 03:09:59,966
怎么又207了

4369
03:09:59,966 --> 03:10:02,999
可恶单推西亚的217哎

4370
03:10:03,000 --> 03:10:04,333
217是什么意思啊

4371
03:10:06,533 --> 03:10:08,033
哈哈哈哈

4372
03:10:08,033 --> 03:10:09,399
是上山吧

4373
03:10:13,266 --> 03:10:16,199
不对哎单推西亚的217

4374
03:10:17,333 --> 03:10:19,766
单推西亚的217单推西亚的上山

4375
03:10:20,333 --> 03:10:23,066
217 我注销账号啊

4376
03:10:23,066 --> 03:10:25,633
原来你回来把名字改回来了我知道了

4377
03:10:26,133 --> 03:10:28,133
我还以为怎么回事呢

4378
03:10:29,200 --> 03:10:31,966
是就是马克托本人马克托本人念

4379
03:10:32,433 --> 03:10:34,233
那你喜欢我叫你217吗

4380
03:10:34,333 --> 03:10:36,366
我不有脚本吗没有念

4381
03:10:37,933 --> 03:10:39,599
米诺小姐的狗

4382
03:10:39,600 --> 03:10:41,433
主播的猫耳朵能摸吗

4383
03:10:41,433 --> 03:10:42,433
我不好说呀

4384
03:10:44,233 --> 03:10:45,833
我原来是子字啊

4385
03:10:45,833 --> 03:10:47,999
不对不对对不起没反应过来

4386
03:10:48,366 --> 03:10:50,433
我一看这个单腿吓得我第一

4387
03:10:50,433 --> 03:10:51,866
反正就上山了啊

4388
03:10:52,333 --> 03:10:53,599
给直播间富哥跪着

4389
03:10:53,600 --> 03:10:55,400
哪里有富哥哪里有富哥

4390
03:10:55,733 --> 03:10:56,766
啊啊

4391
03:10:57,266 --> 03:10:58,266
我是小号

4392
03:10:58,266 --> 03:10:59,933
哦原来你是小号呀

4393
03:11:00,133 --> 03:11:01,533
我还以为是大号呢

4394
03:11:01,600 --> 03:11:03,833
最初的相遇回味一遍

4395
03:11:03,833 --> 03:11:08,966
陪你看烟火的那天却不见

4396
03:11:16,400 --> 03:11:18,000
对上山是单推啊

4397
03:11:18,633 --> 03:11:20,866
这个单推曾经改着单推

4398
03:11:21,200 --> 03:11:23,366
单推单推一人密啊的上山

4399
03:11:23,366 --> 03:11:24,866
燕啊然后给给

4400
03:11:25,733 --> 03:11:27,566
给平妈发了一消息

4401
03:11:28,766 --> 03:11:30,399
可以叫我寿姥爷吗

4402
03:11:30,400 --> 03:11:33,433
燕宝你为什么总想被人称为姥爷呀

4403
03:11:33,433 --> 03:11:34,266
就真的

4404
03:11:35,166 --> 03:11:36,933
郑老爷就有一种啊

4405
03:11:36,933 --> 03:11:38,933
这个躺在沙发上的摇椅上

4406
03:11:38,933 --> 03:11:42,566
然后面对着自己的宝马宾利劳斯莱斯

4407
03:11:42,566 --> 03:11:44,799
然后沙滩白云美女

4408
03:11:44,833 --> 03:11:46,599
这种这种惬意的感觉

4409
03:11:46,600 --> 03:11:48,766
但周老爷听起来就像是

4410
03:11:48,800 --> 03:11:50,600
我的嘴唇蠕动了两下

4411
03:11:50,600 --> 03:11:51,800
终于没有说出来字

4412
03:11:51,800 --> 03:11:53,466
我知道我们之间已经隔着一层

4413
03:11:53,466 --> 03:11:54,833
可悲的厚帐壁了

4414
03:11:54,966 --> 03:11:58,399
我最后嘴唇嗡鸣终于说了一句老爷

4415
03:11:58,400 --> 03:12:00,200
然后你叫我小姐

4416
03:12:00,200 --> 03:12:02,133
这我觉得好像这个画风啊

4417
03:12:02,133 --> 03:12:02,666
不知道为什么

4418
03:12:02,666 --> 03:12:05,199
你跟你跟郑老爷就不一样画风

4419
03:12:05,200 --> 03:12:06,033
所以我就

4420
03:12:06,333 --> 03:12:07,066
我就那个什么

4421
03:12:07,066 --> 03:12:09,433
谢谢西亚在直播间喊我燕啊

4422
03:12:09,533 --> 03:12:10,533
哈哈哈

4423
03:12:10,533 --> 03:12:12,566
记忆梁木了你被梁木了

4424
03:12:12,566 --> 03:12:14,066
冉冉花了4千米的小夜灯

4425
03:12:14,066 --> 03:12:16,366
他那个是特殊的跟大家的不一样

4426
03:12:17,433 --> 03:12:19,766
那个那个跟跟那个什么不一样

4427
03:12:19,766 --> 03:12:21,433
念现在只是这样的

4428
03:12:21,433 --> 03:12:23,799
他那个是特殊的跟大家的不一样

4429
03:12:25,266 --> 03:12:26,933
我西二他不理我

4430
03:12:27,166 --> 03:12:28,166
哈哈哈哈

4431
03:12:28,166 --> 03:12:29,366
燕儿燕儿

4432
03:12:29,400 --> 03:12:29,866
好吧

4433
03:12:29,866 --> 03:12:32,266
我叫你心儿就行了我们平衡一下对吧

4434
03:12:32,533 --> 03:12:34,966
比如说这个小可家的这个这个这个

4435
03:12:34,966 --> 03:12:35,966
这个这个什么

4436
03:12:35,966 --> 03:12:37,133
燕燕家的残蛋

4437
03:12:37,133 --> 03:12:38,399
小可家的姚光

4438
03:12:38,533 --> 03:12:40,133
实在不行我让天井先改名

4439
03:12:40,133 --> 03:12:42,199
我明天晚上拿着刀逼着他改叫

4440
03:12:42,200 --> 03:12:42,766
小可家的

4441
03:12:42,766 --> 03:12:43,566
天井之行

4442
03:12:44,866 --> 03:12:46,966
这如果这样能销售良木的话对吧

4443
03:12:46,966 --> 03:12:49,533
我拿刀逼着他改叫小可家天地之心啊

4444
03:12:49,533 --> 03:12:50,333
啊

4445
03:12:50,833 --> 03:12:52,633
然后然后那个我叫你

4446
03:12:52,633 --> 03:12:54,033
我叫你西儿不就行了吗

4447
03:12:54,033 --> 03:12:55,466
他叫你燕儿我叫你西儿

4448
03:12:55,466 --> 03:12:57,033
感觉配合的挺不错的

4449
03:12:58,366 --> 03:13:00,199
耶耶家蚕蛋真的高

4450
03:13:00,200 --> 03:13:00,966
我也觉得燕家

4451
03:13:00,966 --> 03:13:02,033
蚕蛋真的高

4452
03:13:02,600 --> 03:13:03,400
哈

4453
03:13:03,533 --> 03:13:06,033
哈哈你看他都逼迫一下天底之心啊

4454
03:13:06,033 --> 03:13:08,033
没事没事这就这就吃的倒了

4455
03:13:16,366 --> 03:13:18,533
主播你知道他的ID多少人盯着吗

4456
03:13:18,533 --> 03:13:20,366
达人啊谁啊

4457
03:13:20,966 --> 03:13:21,766
馨儿吗

4458
03:13:22,433 --> 03:13:23,233
谁啊

4459
03:13:23,666 --> 03:13:24,966
大家都是大明星是吧

4460
03:13:24,966 --> 03:13:26,799
在我不知道的地方你们都特别火

4461
03:13:26,800 --> 03:13:29,600
只有我一个人没有任何人气是吧

4462
03:13:29,666 --> 03:13:32,233
你们都是一圈大明星我的天

4463
03:13:35,366 --> 03:13:37,766
我操小团体两眼一黑

4464
03:13:38,633 --> 03:13:40,233
先开个小号加ID就行

4465
03:13:40,233 --> 03:13:40,966
你在强迫

4466
03:13:40,966 --> 03:13:42,866
天井之声痛是真名啊

4467
03:13:43,066 --> 03:13:46,066
他要啊我知道了他的名字

4468
03:13:46,066 --> 03:13:47,433
那这怎么办呢

4469
03:13:47,566 --> 03:13:49,966
我改名叫天井之声他改名叫明明啊

4470
03:13:50,033 --> 03:13:52,799
明天就是就是星星给大家来直播吧

4471
03:13:53,466 --> 03:13:55,133
主播什么时候能达到小可的层次

4472
03:13:55,133 --> 03:13:58,133
那起码还得个二三百年吧

4473
03:13:58,433 --> 03:14:00,833
一辈子也超不过这个花花的世界

4474
03:14:00,833 --> 03:14:02,833
你来到总督很常见的直播间

4475
03:14:02,833 --> 03:14:04,599
不不不不是很常见

4476
03:14:04,600 --> 03:14:06,833
不没有很常见很少见的

4477
03:14:06,833 --> 03:14:08,333
你听我解释

4478
03:14:08,433 --> 03:14:09,633
很少见的

4479
03:14:10,200 --> 03:14:11,933
嗯不是你想的那样

4480
03:14:11,933 --> 03:14:14,233
假的假的这个都是都是

4481
03:14:14,333 --> 03:14:15,566
呃哈哈哈

4482
03:14:15,566 --> 03:14:18,599
啊怎么解释呀不是很常见的

4483
03:14:18,966 --> 03:14:21,399
小可家的天地之心啊

4484
03:14:24,400 --> 03:14:26,866
有头有脸的都认识我这下不认识你了

4485
03:14:26,866 --> 03:14:28,733
对不起主播没头没脸你

4486
03:14:34,066 --> 03:14:36,033
总都像舰长一样常见

4487
03:14:36,033 --> 03:14:37,633
什么你让大王改不如让机长改

4488
03:14:37,633 --> 03:14:38,866
机长可不是我家的机长

4489
03:14:38,866 --> 03:14:40,066
是洗洗家的机长

4490
03:14:40,066 --> 03:14:42,566
改完改完之后洗洗要找他麻烦的

4491
03:14:42,566 --> 03:14:43,433
我的天呐

4492
03:14:44,933 --> 03:14:46,866
机长改我可没那个权利啊

4493
03:14:46,866 --> 03:14:48,433
你可别别别让我别乱搞

4494
03:14:48,433 --> 03:14:51,566
好吧别乱搞得升级一下变成提督牌牌

4495
03:14:51,566 --> 03:14:53,466
不是我们直播间都一样你

4496
03:14:54,833 --> 03:14:56,233
不是你抢的那个

4497
03:14:59,533 --> 03:15:00,999
不然要被总督看不起

4498
03:15:01,000 --> 03:15:02,366
别急别急

4499
03:15:03,266 --> 03:15:03,833
别急

4500
03:15:03,833 --> 03:15:05,733
不会这样的不会这样的不要着急

4501
03:15:05,733 --> 03:15:07,933
哎怎么你们就喜欢把主播架起

4502
03:15:07,933 --> 03:15:09,766
来好看主播着急的样子是吧

4503
03:15:09,766 --> 03:15:11,433
主播风轻云淡的是不是

4504
03:15:11,433 --> 03:15:12,999
让你们非常的那个什么

4505
03:15:13,000 --> 03:15:13,833
我其实现在

4506
03:15:13,866 --> 03:15:16,666
训练出来的抗压已经用到了生活中了

4507
03:15:17,333 --> 03:15:19,733
本来不是说9:20才播吗

4508
03:15:19,733 --> 03:15:21,233
结果我发现下电视

4509
03:15:21,233 --> 03:15:23,733
发现电脑又又又又没了

4510
03:15:23,833 --> 03:15:25,399
我就去楼上找妖姬

4511
03:15:25,533 --> 03:15:28,433
我说你快把电脑给我我要上班了

4512
03:15:28,566 --> 03:15:30,633
然后他说啊别急交个作业

4513
03:15:30,633 --> 03:15:31,766
交个作业交个作业

4514
03:15:31,766 --> 03:15:32,999
然后我说啊这样这样这样

4515
03:15:33,000 --> 03:15:34,800
你那个另存为不要保存

4516
03:15:34,800 --> 03:15:36,433
然后这个地方上传就行

4517
03:15:36,533 --> 03:15:37,133
我说你快点

4518
03:15:37,133 --> 03:15:38,866
你快点把那个电源线拔下来

4519
03:15:38,866 --> 03:15:40,366
我要上班我迟到了

4520
03:15:40,433 --> 03:15:41,733
他说你很着急吗

4521
03:15:41,733 --> 03:15:43,399
我说对呀我很着急的

4522
03:15:43,400 --> 03:15:46,066
他说一点也看不出来你还笑嘻嘻的

4523
03:15:46,066 --> 03:15:46,966
你急啥

4524
03:15:47,333 --> 03:15:49,399
你没急啊我看你感觉一点也不急

4525
03:15:49,400 --> 03:15:52,333
我说没有我真的很着急你相信我

4526
03:15:52,366 --> 03:15:53,866
我真的很急

4527
03:15:54,133 --> 03:15:54,666
哈哈哈

4528
03:15:54,666 --> 03:15:57,733
他说你怎么这么慢条斯理的你好吓人

4529
03:15:59,533 --> 03:16:00,333
哎呦

4530
03:16:05,133 --> 03:16:06,366
300分200件

4531
03:16:06,366 --> 03:16:07,933
假的假的假的

4532
03:16:09,433 --> 03:16:11,833
唯有白字可以踩主播的猪头

4533
03:16:11,833 --> 03:16:13,466
我我狠狠的踹你一脚

4534
03:16:13,466 --> 03:16:15,066
好吧我狠狠踹你一脚

4535
03:16:15,366 --> 03:16:16,166
啪

4536
03:16:16,766 --> 03:16:17,833
残债一发

4537
03:16:17,833 --> 03:16:19,333
啊不对什么残债一发

4538
03:16:19,333 --> 03:16:21,233
完可弄我一脚被我踢出了

4539
03:16:21,233 --> 03:16:22,033
呃呃

4540
03:16:22,933 --> 03:16:23,766
我不好说

4541
03:16:24,033 --> 03:16:25,466
踢到了奥比岛上

4542
03:16:27,833 --> 03:16:28,999
那个叫什么来着

4543
03:16:29,000 --> 03:16:30,433
我我挂在后台

4544
03:16:30,433 --> 03:16:32,399
然后老有人就是就是就是

4545
03:16:32,466 --> 03:16:34,266
在我身边大喊大叫的

4546
03:16:41,533 --> 03:16:43,533
别问这种这种敏感的问题啊

4547
03:16:43,533 --> 03:16:45,166
不要问这种问题好吧

4548
03:16:58,733 --> 03:16:59,366
主播happy

4549
03:16:59,366 --> 03:17:00,833
我已经刻在DNA里了吗

4550
03:17:00,833 --> 03:17:02,199
他应该是狂喜吧

4551
03:17:02,533 --> 03:17:04,366
燕子我图书馆出双击了

4552
03:17:04,366 --> 03:17:07,633
嗯我不羡慕我不喜欢旅行者

4553
03:17:08,433 --> 03:17:09,666
不喜欢旅行者

4554
03:17:10,533 --> 03:17:11,766
我不是旅行者

4555
03:17:13,533 --> 03:17:17,233
紫色调染的女头就是抽不到我好烦啊

4556
03:17:17,233 --> 03:17:19,199
那个那个星星的尺子吗

4557
03:17:19,200 --> 03:17:21,166
我也是最喜欢那个头发那个

4558
03:17:21,166 --> 03:17:22,366
头发好看呢

4559
03:17:23,466 --> 03:17:26,166
主播切哥你我没有啊我没有

4560
03:17:27,666 --> 03:17:29,366
主播去线下扣你

4561
03:17:29,366 --> 03:17:31,399
那你的好歹高低得给主播打个10个

4562
03:17:31,400 --> 03:17:32,166
走路当路费

4563
03:17:32,166 --> 03:17:33,866
主播去线下找找扣你吧

4564
03:17:34,833 --> 03:17:36,533
什么时候能用新电脑播

4565
03:17:38,833 --> 03:17:40,966
等新麦克风买完吧

4566
03:17:41,133 --> 03:17:41,933
嗯

4567
03:17:43,200 --> 03:17:45,533
新电脑播肯定要请假一天的

4568
03:17:47,633 --> 03:17:51,799
那么今天的直播大概就到这里了

4569
03:17:52,766 --> 03:17:54,666
今天的直播大概就到这里了

4570
03:17:54,666 --> 03:17:55,466
确信

4571
03:17:56,366 --> 03:17:58,066
今天大概就播到这里了

4572
03:17:58,066 --> 03:18:00,666
妮妮娜可惜你抽到了

4573
03:18:00,666 --> 03:18:03,399
我要撩木主播一天主播抽了140抽

4574
03:18:04,366 --> 03:18:06,233
主播抽了160抽啊

4575
03:18:06,233 --> 03:18:09,066
不是140160吧大概一共160抽呢

4576
03:18:09,066 --> 03:18:10,766
再抽不到完了啊

4577
03:18:10,766 --> 03:18:13,033
别哭好吗别哭好吗

4578
03:18:13,033 --> 03:18:15,333
捏捏脸别哭别哭

4579
03:18:15,600 --> 03:18:17,366
歌单能不能放一下

4580
03:18:17,633 --> 03:18:19,166
网易云搜索嘤嘤喵

4581
03:18:19,566 --> 03:18:20,666
我才刚来

4582
03:18:20,666 --> 03:18:21,599
你真刚来呀

4583
03:18:21,600 --> 03:18:23,033
刚来别走好

4584
03:18:23,800 --> 03:18:26,600
每次我说我要下播了弹幕就特多

4585
03:18:26,600 --> 03:18:27,800
干嘛呀

4586
03:18:28,666 --> 03:18:31,433
啊我今天算周有效开播天了

4587
03:18:31,533 --> 03:18:34,133
算了吧明天再再播一天就行了

4588
03:18:34,133 --> 03:18:37,633
我可以嫖叔叔的1,000块了好多好多

4589
03:18:37,633 --> 03:18:39,199
明天要加油要努力

4590
03:18:39,200 --> 03:18:40,766
这样就可以嫖米了捏

4591
03:18:50,266 --> 03:18:51,599
别走好吗

4592
03:18:51,766 --> 03:18:56,399
呃走快走了走了走了拜拜咪呢

4593
03:18:56,566 --> 03:18:57,366
然后

4594
03:18:58,166 --> 03:18:59,633
店长加班总是都懂啊

4595
03:18:59,633 --> 03:19:00,966
这个这个208的话

4596
03:19:01,133 --> 03:19:03,766
主播又想冲210就走不了了你知道吧

4597
03:19:04,033 --> 03:19:06,999
要是我新店长就就就可能可能

4598
03:19:07,166 --> 03:19:08,866
可能就那个啊

4599
03:19:08,866 --> 03:19:10,033
别哭好吗

4600
03:19:10,533 --> 03:19:11,199
有新店长

4601
03:19:11,200 --> 03:19:12,600
主播208不好意思走

4602
03:19:12,600 --> 03:19:15,400
就想冲210冲200又把自己累的半死

4603
03:19:15,400 --> 03:19:18,266
别吧别别不要不要这样单位

4604
03:19:19,600 --> 03:19:22,633
tell me i ain't nobody take you

4605
03:19:22,733 --> 03:19:24,199
i'm so done with something

4606
03:19:24,366 --> 03:19:26,233
i know that i can do you

4607
03:19:26,233 --> 03:19:27,666
and i'm trying now

4608
03:19:28,733 --> 03:19:30,366
da da da da da

4609
03:19:41,866 --> 03:19:43,733
他们撒满了油盐

4610
03:19:43,766 --> 03:19:45,233
纸袋里的童话

4611
03:19:45,233 --> 03:19:47,166
梦想给你的发

4612
03:20:03,200 --> 03:20:04,000
q

4613
03:20:04,233 --> 03:20:05,999
一个2一切切歌

4614
03:20:06,033 --> 03:20:06,833
啊

4615
03:20:07,200 --> 03:20:09,633
这怎么就把我切歌了呀没

4616
03:20:10,033 --> 03:20:13,633
好了好了那么美呢拜拜

4617
03:20:13,966 --> 03:20:16,666
写下那一肚子的爱火

4618
03:20:17,966 --> 03:20:19,433
波光掠过我胸膛

4619
03:20:19,833 --> 03:20:22,199
直到你路过的那头

4620
03:20:22,200 --> 03:20:26,466
看天空那蓝一朵蓝的白

4621
03:20:29,366 --> 03:20:31,066
拍地摊喜欢

4622
03:20:35,666 --> 03:20:38,666
bye bye Mina sama

4623
03:20:39,233 --> 03:20:40,433
Mina sama

4624
03:20:42,633 --> 03:20:43,433
kidding you

4625
03:20:44,933 --> 03:20:45,733
bye bye

4626
03:20:51,066 --> 03:20:53,133
抓到一只小猫啊

4627
03:20:53,133 --> 03:20:55,166
它怎么把我揉的这么难看

4628
03:20:58,666 --> 03:21:00,466
两仪式z啊

4629
03:21:02,433 --> 03:21:04,766
两仪式z收到我的周边了

4630
03:21:05,666 --> 03:21:06,533
他收到我周边

4631
03:21:06,533 --> 03:21:07,666
他还骂我

4632
03:21:07,800 --> 03:21:09,366
呃他真不是人

4633
03:21:10,066 --> 03:21:12,333
他他收到我送给他的猫猫球

4634
03:21:12,333 --> 03:21:13,266
他居然骂我

4635
03:21:13,266 --> 03:21:14,133
我好生气啊

4636
03:21:14,133 --> 03:21:14,666
欢迎一刀

4637
03:21:14,666 --> 03:21:15,933
三七不利啊一刀

4638
03:21:16,000 --> 03:21:19,566
保持优良习惯

4639
03:21:22,600 --> 03:21:28,333
你说最近过的还算幸福美满

4640
03:21:30,333 --> 03:21:33,199
收到我的猫猫球居然在攻击我

4641
03:21:33,200 --> 03:21:34,000
啊

4642
03:21:34,200 --> 03:21:35,333
啊对了一刀一刀

4643
03:21:35,333 --> 03:21:36,933
收到我的那个猫球了吗

4644
03:21:36,933 --> 03:21:39,033
之前给一刀系周边然后一刀也没有

4645
03:21:39,033 --> 03:21:40,799
没有那个来过

4646
03:21:41,966 --> 03:21:44,733
一刀收到了我之前系的周边吗嗯

4647
03:21:51,533 --> 03:21:52,733
收到了OK

4648
03:22:12,800 --> 03:22:14,033
滚成一个球走

4649
03:22:14,033 --> 03:22:15,466
打妹打妹不要不要

4650
03:22:24,666 --> 03:22:28,333
戒了烟染上悲伤

4651
03:22:28,333 --> 03:22:31,133
我也不想

4652
03:22:38,000 --> 03:22:44,133
you你说最近过的还算幸福美满

4653
03:22:47,666 --> 03:22:48,999
没有你我怎么活呀

4654
03:22:49,000 --> 03:22:50,666
别急别急

4655
03:22:51,433 --> 03:22:54,199
不要着急不要着急喵

4656
03:22:54,733 --> 03:22:58,833
想去安慰却不知什么立场

4657
03:22:59,066 --> 03:23:02,999
听你说话看你枯石头发

4658
03:23:03,766 --> 03:23:07,566
我得到了惩罚

4659
03:23:09,733 --> 03:23:13,566
戒了烟我不习惯

4660
03:23:13,633 --> 03:23:17,399
没有你我怎么办

4661
03:23:17,666 --> 03:23:21,466
3年零一个礼拜

4662
03:23:21,666 --> 03:23:27,033
才学会怎么忍耐你习惯

4663
03:23:27,366 --> 03:23:33,266
我的伤害是没有一句责怪

4664
03:23:33,966 --> 03:23:36,833
戒了烟染上悲

4665
03:23:37,800 --> 03:23:40,600
我也不想

4666
03:23:44,766 --> 03:23:45,933
饿了

4667
03:23:46,400 --> 03:23:47,666
猫猫饿了

4668
03:24:13,633 --> 03:24:17,599
戒了烟我不习惯

4669
03:24:17,666 --> 03:24:21,533
没有你我怎么办

4670
03:24:21,666 --> 03:24:27,199
3年零一个礼拜才学会

4671
03:24:27,200 --> 03:24:28,966
我也想吃蛋挞了

4672
03:24:29,166 --> 03:24:31,233
就那种酥皮的蛋挞

4673
03:24:31,433 --> 03:24:33,466
不是那种港式的蛋挞

4674
03:24:33,733 --> 03:24:35,799
不对不是蛋挞好吃

4675
03:24:35,966 --> 03:24:38,066
港式的就没有不是好吃

4676
03:24:38,066 --> 03:24:39,633
因为我喜欢吃蛋挞皮

4677
03:24:39,633 --> 03:24:41,166
蛋挞心的话一般般

4678
03:24:50,400 --> 03:24:52,400
白白鬼是什么呀

4679
03:24:53,800 --> 03:24:56,600
你骂我我不想活了

4680
03:25:01,766 --> 03:25:03,866
半成品的都只有港式的

4681
03:25:03,933 --> 03:25:05,833
古生庙没别的

4682
03:25:06,200 --> 03:25:07,566
只有港式的

4683
03:25:14,233 --> 03:25:15,199
我爱小唐

4684
03:25:15,200 --> 03:25:16,533
不许叫我小唐

4685
03:25:16,533 --> 03:25:18,333
人家会生气的

4686
03:25:22,066 --> 03:25:23,399
晚安小爷

4687
03:25:23,400 --> 03:25:24,733
晚安小爷

4688
03:25:24,733 --> 03:25:25,533
嘿嘿

4689
03:25:26,233 --> 03:25:27,033
谢谢

4690
03:25:27,066 --> 03:25:31,966
呃记忆森林里该有的宁静的爱心

4691
03:25:32,766 --> 03:25:34,533
谢谢上华的爱心

4692
03:25:34,666 --> 03:25:37,999
谢谢记忆森林里该有的安宁的健康

4693
03:25:38,066 --> 03:25:38,866
谢谢

4694
03:25:39,033 --> 03:25:39,833
啊

4695
03:25:40,000 --> 03:25:43,000
谢谢谢谢亨太的店长呀

4696
03:25:43,000 --> 03:25:46,633
谢谢三华的店长谢谢碧空送来的店长

4697
03:25:47,433 --> 03:25:49,799
谢谢大m家的

4698
03:25:50,433 --> 03:25:52,666
六哥七哥

4699
03:25:53,200 --> 03:25:54,000
哦

4700
03:25:54,933 --> 03:25:57,566
七哥带你远航太破费了

4701
03:25:57,800 --> 03:25:59,366
红哥你爱里爱的

4702
03:25:59,766 --> 03:26:01,333
谢谢谢谢

4703
03:26:05,066 --> 03:26:06,666
谢谢大家的灯牌

4704
03:26:06,666 --> 03:26:10,366
粉丝团灯牌打扣小花牛蛙

4705
03:26:10,800 --> 03:26:12,200
爱了爱了

4706
03:26:12,966 --> 03:26:14,599
谢谢细雨的智慧之书

4707
03:26:14,600 --> 03:26:17,466
谢谢美人的4个粉玫瑰16个智慧之书

4708
03:26:17,466 --> 03:26:19,966
你啊谢谢谢谢

4709
03:26:22,666 --> 03:26:25,599
谢谢欧内的三观好正的智慧之书

4710
03:26:30,400 --> 03:26:31,566
拜拜

4711
03:26:31,733 --> 03:26:33,133
i guess she meets me girl

4712
03:26:33,133 --> 03:26:34,066
oh oh oh oh oh

4713
03:26:34,766 --> 03:26:35,433
my luck is lost

4714
03:26:35,433 --> 03:26:38,733
i know that i i i hate you now this and more

4715
03:26:57,166 --> 03:26:59,266
啊啊好了拜拜

4716
03:27:04,433 --> 03:27:05,233
Loco

4717
03:27:06,833 --> 03:27:12,233
Loco

4718
03:27:14,133 --> 03:27:15,166
啦啦啦啦

4719
03:27:26,600 --> 03:27:27,400
get

4720
03:27:31,033 --> 03:27:32,666
up get up

4721
03:27:46,566 --> 03:27:47,633
i i

4722
03:27:52,333 --> 03:27:53,133
i

4723
03:27:53,200 --> 03:27:54,000
hate you

4724
03:27:56,566 --> 03:28:16,766
don't need more than lady ay ay ay

4725
03:28:18,000 --> 03:28:20,233
拜拜拜拜

4726
03:28:46,266 --> 03:28:48,433
谢谢谢谢

4727
03:28:48,433 --> 03:28:50,399
谢谢谢谢