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was the knight in shining

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her in your movie

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put your lips on mine and love the afterta

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i'm a ghost

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i call your name

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you look right through it

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you're the reason that i just can't concentrated

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i have a try to fix

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my pride

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that's just broken the food

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that's just broken

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your heart

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and now you know

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然然早安

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这个点看到仍然是醒了还是没睡呀

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你怎么把老子船都给跳了

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卧槽今天刚去给你报个禁闭

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你居然把我船给跳了

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哈哈哈哈

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哎呦咳咳咳

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怎么有你这样的人提醒

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现在是我们烟烟传媒送出去的v来

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咱俩没有争气啊

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为什么打不了诶

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为什么不知道诶

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私信问一下天津

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或者等一下

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我问一下

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主播好不容易有一首新歌就拿来当开场曲了

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哈哈谢谢

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hello

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hello

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是谁想看我的新皮

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谁想看魔法少女服了

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好久没有用过魔法少女了

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今天特意把那个手机电充满了

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这那还没开门呢

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着什么急啊哈哈

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别急啊别急别急

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等着考完之后结束之后

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主播终于过了一个像人一样的哎呀啊

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好的好的

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我刚刚以为我那个阵容闪退了

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12等1还要还要早

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然然那个dps那边的工作有做好吗

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就是有那个有做完吗

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人家最近都好忙

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好想能见到你

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yeah

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i know that your time

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掏个闪现

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谢谢坏苹果

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坏透了

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你看谢谢谢谢

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对不起

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我不该挤兑你的皮

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对不起

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孔明天

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对不起对不起

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红豆你死密码赛

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对不住对不住

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主播主播不敢挤兑你的

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哈哈谢谢谢谢

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主播不是故意的

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欢迎寒山啊

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谢谢坏苹果

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我坏事做尽的舰长

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我草爹给你去支持我的家里的

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那今天就拿那个什么魔法

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今天就拿那个魔法少女服魔法

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只要你们是不是就一套衣服看的时间太久了

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就会就会有那种有那种没有新鲜感的感觉啊

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其实之前拿魔法少女服连播了那长时间的时候

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经常被人家讲

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被

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人家说说美兰咩这套衣服真不如公式服

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不是公式服

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真不爱看

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哈哈哈哈

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其实从明天开始

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我可以穿生日的毛衣了

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大家我可以穿生日的毛衣了

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因为我们这边要下雪了

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所以我不知道是不是第一场雪

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我也不知道是不是第一场雪

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就看到那个草地上面有好多那个白白的那个旋律

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我们这边下雪了哦

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嘿冬天快乐

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是不是该冬天了

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看看腻了

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这该换衣服了

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这该换衣服了

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我在那个下播的时候

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大家嗯有舰长联系了

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我说那个我喜欢

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的画师宋美老师开始开投递了嘛

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然后我就下午做了一个表格去给他发了个邮件

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但是他特意在那个接稿的申请里面标标了

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嗯

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怎么说呢

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他特意在他的那个深情里面标了

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不接紫色头发的

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从深紫色到浅紫色

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一盖全都不接

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我这种发色

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这种浅色的头发被他特意加重

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是那个画了色卡在边上

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就是紫色

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他不擅长画

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他说怕翻车

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然后可能需要加钱

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然后我想了想

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我就在那个预算的地方加了又加

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就在写那个粤港文档要求的时候

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在这地方家里有家呀

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本来主播只打算准备一个一开头的

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钱啊

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只能说头脑一热吧

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但我觉得人家俩不行

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接我

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毕竟我的要求贼拉的多

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要的按键太多了

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欢迎雨天啊

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哈喽哈喽雨天

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最近心情还好吗

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好了吗

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2万 4万比2万还多呢

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哈哈哈

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全副家当就这样进去了

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你知道吗

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全副家当主播就这样进去了

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主播这一辈子对吧

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你有没有为一个人拼过命

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你有没有为一个人花过自己全身的积蓄

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哈哈哈哈哈哈

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就是这一次吧

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就这一次

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如果我知道我就这一次机会了

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我毕业之前就这一次机会了

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你知道吧

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什么二

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10万怎么可能20万啊

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2万已经很多了吧

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21000个皮套已经很贵了吧

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我真的虽然现在外原皮就到处都是嘛

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但一般来说算建模的钱啊

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这个是光源画

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就要就要报价报报到那个呃

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超过一开头五位数就贼贼高

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你知道吧

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对对对

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这个绝对是金色皮肤了

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传说品质还得是那种限定了算了

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荣耀典藏吧

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肥猫的皮肤要是有等级的话

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这个绝对是荣耀典藏了

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准备准备的是5万匹50000p

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说实话咱真不如整个3d整一套设备

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然后在家里边大家大家动补一下吧

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斜

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阳间发

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原话现在是单元话

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上到两个w少之又少

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少之又少

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你知道吧

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搜美射的不是画的挺好

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紫色还行啊对啊

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但是他说他不擅长画紫色

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而且我的紫色是他要求的那种

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就对他那个雷电上面的紫色就是这样的紫色

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因为我是双发色

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我要求贼多

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我得有发型的差分

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我还得有外套的差分

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我还得有发色的差分

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谢谢林芝小妹六的c呀

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感谢支持红豆女儿丽娜的金皮钻石皮肤结晶体是吧

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结晶体来了

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结晶体来了

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大家闪开哈哈

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大小姐姐都统统闪开嗯

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事多钱也多

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没办法

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我本来给中国

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本来本来写

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了那个1.8的预算

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然后自己写着写着那个要求绷不住了

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然后就给他往上加加加加

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自己写一条要求嘛

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就网上报价提个提个1k

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然后之后发出邮件

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那个爆炸我就不细说了

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但也不一定接说话

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说话人家也不一定接着上次的看到网站是蓝色不行

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不是不是他是只能接蓝色

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只有蓝色可以

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紫色不行

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紫色全系列都不行

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蓝紫色也不行

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呃然后饱和度巨高的姿色也不行

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他那个都不擅长都不行

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我说实在不行的话

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那就那个什么吧

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你在吃鸡蛋

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听到你说要出结晶体皮肤

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我差点一口没噎

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死过去五屁股

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哈哈哈哈

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我b能不能爬啊

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脑子里面除了那个那个那个那个卢卢卡巴

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他对不起

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叫什么名字

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除了那个那个那个那个我这儿还能不能有点别的东西呢

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是1.8个小目标嘛

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我有1.8个小目标

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100

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我就把那个虚拟区买下来

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让我接受高级运营的账号

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让我来决定每个每个那个什么

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你知道吗

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肥猫赶紧继承猫雷的正统来了

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所以就有那个那个那个那什么绿色塔飞了

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这green太废了

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继承不了了

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期待什么时候能看见

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首先人家我刚把表格填完这个邮件啊

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还没发给人家的

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人家接不接还没有回复呢

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八字还没一撇的事情呢

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什么我收了个c一个舰长

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我超虚拟主播

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谢谢米米亚荣东

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谢谢宝虚拟主播榜第一季

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我今天获得主播资源推荐

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我们怎么就轮播资源位了呢

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大早上都没人播是吧

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哈哈鸡没人播

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也没人看

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然后这个也也也没人打钱

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双向奔赴啊

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只能说早上不但没人播

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也没人看

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就大家双向奔赴啊

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主要就是他他档期太久了

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他早期到明年明年明年78月可能都拿不下

246
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要真遇到的话

247
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可能明年10月11月

248
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甚至那我二周年纪念的时候才能用上这个皮

249
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套那二周年纪念的时候才能拿到

250
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那怎么办呀

251
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你走了哈

252
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你别走

253
00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:33,500
你回来行不行呀

254
00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:34,820
好不容易起来的

255
00:10:34,820 --> 00:10:36,490
昨天晚上那个什么

256
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你知道我多多努力吗

257
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大家你们知道为什么最近都没有早播嘛

258
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因为这一周我的作息完全就是一个

259
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我不知道怎么跟你们形容啊

260
00:10:46,250 --> 00:10:48,030
我每天六点多

261
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七点多就不到八点

262
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我一定就困了

263
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加拿大时间不到八点我就困了

264
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然后我就睡觉

265
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一定要睡到第二天的凌晨四点左右

266
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对我就一定要睡到第二天凌晨四点

267
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然后一下就呃

268
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这也是一个整教吧对吧

269
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这就八个小时

270
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非常完美的八个小时睡眠

271
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就是时间段不太对劲

272
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哈哈哈

273
00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:19,260
主播作息乱完了怎么办

274
00:11:19,260 --> 00:11:20,820
主播我的姐姐结婚了

275
00:11:20,820 --> 00:11:22,020
你能祝福一下啊

276
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祝你的姐姐百年好合啊

277
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生活顺顺利利

278
00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:29,170
没有疾病之忧

279
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呃不被这个嗯唱歌给你听

280
00:11:33,570 --> 00:11:36,750
哪怕凡间的这个事物所困扰

281
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希望他的感情一直坚贞如一

282
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一直到这个白头偕老的那一天

283
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好嘿嘿

284
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祝她幸福

285
00:11:45,610 --> 00:11:48,980
那么你的作息也烂完了

286
00:11:48,980 --> 00:11:49,580
你怎么了

287
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你说怎么回事

288
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原来是被主播带坏的

289
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哈哈老司仪了

290
00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:57,099
主播老擅长主持这种画面了好吗

291
00:11:58,320 --> 00:11:59,940
欢迎童的众人

292
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早上好

293
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坏

294
00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:02,400
苹果林子撒贝乐

295
00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:02,820
早上好

296
00:12:02,820 --> 00:12:03,780
冬衣寒山

297
00:12:03,780 --> 00:12:04,260
早上好

298
00:12:05,590 --> 00:12:06,370
早上好

299
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:08,830
cd b早上好

300
00:12:08,830 --> 00:12:09,579
试一试

301
00:12:09,579 --> 00:12:11,319
南凡早上好

302
00:12:11,319 --> 00:12:14,079
小橘猫早上好嗯

303
00:12:14,079 --> 00:12:18,150
古明地恋波波哈没有

304
00:12:18,150 --> 00:12:18,870
早上好

305
00:12:18,870 --> 00:12:20,310
2008东方舟

306
00:12:20,310 --> 00:12:21,570
然然早上好

307
00:12:21,570 --> 00:12:23,040
阿姨有露露

308
00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:24,000
早上好

309
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,400
维斯特法快哦

310
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等你放弃

311
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:33,459
世界有夏末秋凉里带一点温热

312
00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:36,490
又换颜色了

313
00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:39,160
报菜名报着你饿了怎么了

314
00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:41,110
你听到哪个名字你会饿呀

315
00:12:41,110 --> 00:12:42,550
你想吃夜焰人是吧

316
00:12:42,550 --> 00:12:43,439
哈哈哈哈

317
00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:47,560
我在弹幕里面没看明白弹幕要干嘛

318
00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:50,979
然后满满弹幕写着两个字吃人是吧

319
00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:58,240
主播我要考科目二了

320
00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:00,580
能祝你藤原拓海父亲吗

321
00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:02,200
你原来没有驾照呀

322
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:07,219
哈我还以为我是我们直播间里面唯一一个没有驾照的人呢

323
00:13:08,180 --> 00:13:10,270
嗯重点不对啊

324
00:13:10,270 --> 00:13:13,180
我们直播间里面唯一一个没有驾照的人

325
00:13:13,180 --> 00:13:14,020
要么就是你

326
00:13:14,020 --> 00:13:15,240
要么就是我

327
00:13:15,340 --> 00:13:16,900
但是你已经在考了

328
00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:18,160
我还没有考过呢

329
00:13:20,740 --> 00:13:22,120
祝你科目二顺利

330
00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:25,270
这个这

331
00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:29,770
在美妍米娅面前求他保佑你

332
00:13:29,770 --> 00:13:33,170
数学考试通过有什么差别呀

333
00:13:33,210 --> 00:13:37,190
你的新戏要在剧场上演了什么戏啊

334
00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:44,370
好像攻击性有点强

335
00:13:44,370 --> 00:13:45,160
不太好

336
00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:46,600
你什么戏啊

337
00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,370
你先告诉我是正经的吗

338
00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:50,510
你这是正经的戏吗

339
00:13:50,510 --> 00:13:51,170
我也没有

340
00:13:52,580 --> 00:13:53,750
谢谢你安慰主播

341
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:54,110
谢谢松

342
00:13:54,110 --> 00:13:54,290
高

343
00:13:54,290 --> 00:13:55,190
烧肉的小花

344
00:13:55,190 --> 00:13:56,670
应该走跟车车车

345
00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:58,290
你晕车可严重了

346
00:13:58,290 --> 00:13:59,190
学车斗鱼

347
00:13:59,190 --> 00:14:00,670
那你尽量少开吧

348
00:14:00,670 --> 00:14:02,410
虽然这个证是很必要的

349
00:14:02,410 --> 00:14:03,670
但是还是尽量少开吧

350
00:14:03,670 --> 00:14:06,490
我觉得晕车的人很难去克服自己

351
00:14:06,490 --> 00:14:08,670
做自己车也晕的一个情况

352
00:14:08,670 --> 00:14:10,050
早拜拜

353
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:14,900
我还有还有你们都从哪儿弄的这个讨口子的牌子

354
00:14:14,900 --> 00:14:16,940
你自己排的独角戏啊

355
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,200
你自己拍独角戏啊

356
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:19,630
我刚想祝你什么

357
00:14:19,630 --> 00:14:22,870
就是祝你在那个歌坛是什么出演蝙蝠侠

358
00:14:22,870 --> 00:14:27,130
在麦当劳出演那个那个那个麦麦速速顺利

359
00:14:27,130 --> 00:14:28,750
但是我又怕攻击性太强了

360
00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:31,000
万一你真有一部戏要上演呢

361
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,200
这样感觉不太好

362
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:33,940
也不能这样看地杀人了

363
00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,120
现在你既然这么说

364
00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:36,080
我就放心了

365
00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:37,640
祝你祝你扮演顺利啊

366
00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:40,599
祝你在破败里面出现大小王顺利好吧

367
00:14:40,599 --> 00:14:43,779
还有一个双人戏不是电影啊

368
00:14:43,779 --> 00:14:46,320
真细啊

369
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:50,940
我还以为你要去那个那个顺发发帖子给大伙如何评价

370
00:14:50,940 --> 00:14:52,680
让大伙乐一下那种信呢

371
00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:53,880
对不起对不起

372
00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:55,050
韩信国美国美

373
00:14:55,050 --> 00:14:56,370
这个是雨刮器吗

374
00:14:56,370 --> 00:14:57,459
对的对的

375
00:14:58,420 --> 00:15:01,720
我超我之前看过一个什么来着

376
00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:04,900
我之前卡过一个饺子的牌子叫什么

377
00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:05,860
我忘记了

378
00:15:05,860 --> 00:15:06,460
我忘记了

379
00:15:06,460 --> 00:15:07,570
是戏剧啊

380
00:15:07,570 --> 00:15:09,180
什么样的那句话

381
00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:17,570
还有学学学这个学学学做戏剧的吗

382
00:15:17,570 --> 00:15:19,040
谢谢班班的小花

383
00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:20,780
我超爱里嘎多

384
00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:27,439
最近还是一样

385
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,180
我还以为你要钓我鱼呢

386
00:15:35,180 --> 00:15:37,100
天天被野人钓鱼

387
00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:38,720
都钓出心之壁来了

388
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:39,510
你没说

389
00:15:39,510 --> 00:15:41,190
祝你们演戏顺利

390
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,590
我第一反应就不是正经的那种

391
00:15:43,590 --> 00:15:44,530
你知道吧

392
00:15:44,530 --> 00:15:45,610
对不起

393
00:15:45,610 --> 00:15:46,810
主播给你道歉

394
00:15:46,810 --> 00:15:48,850
祝你的剧目上演顺利

395
00:15:48,850 --> 00:15:52,650
也像米言米娅的直播一样收视长虹好吧

396
00:15:52,650 --> 00:15:55,000
同阶步步高攀

397
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:58,840
祝你的叫好叫座率像咩咩的舰长一样

398
00:15:58,840 --> 00:15:59,980
始终稳定来

399
00:15:59,980 --> 00:16:04,629
恭恭喜恭喜主播天天天天村霸

400
00:16:04,629 --> 00:16:05,889
是不是黄牌

401
00:16:05,889 --> 00:16:09,020
怎么可能我不是早都跟大家说过

402
00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:09,860
主播是贴吧

403
00:16:09,860 --> 00:16:12,200
没有关注任何一个抽象系贴吧

404
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,540
因为我发现什么呢

405
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,940
我发现他一直在首页给你推荐

406
00:16:15,940 --> 00:16:16,960
就是为了让你关注

407
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:17,680
点完关注之后

408
00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:20,070
他就不再给你推荐这个八相关的内容了

409
00:16:20,070 --> 00:16:21,150
所以为了看到

410
00:16:21,150 --> 00:16:22,650
为了在首页直接刷到

411
00:16:22,650 --> 00:16:24,219
我从来都不点关注

412
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,400
我这边现在是我看一下

413
00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:32,670
我这边现在是8.36啊

414
00:16:32,670 --> 00:16:33,330
啊对对

415
00:16:33,330 --> 00:16:34,950
我现在是08:30

416
00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:36,090
你第一反应是什么

417
00:16:36,090 --> 00:16:39,720
稀有难忧秀男友都来了

418
00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:42,060
你你的思维有点问题吧

419
00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:44,479
就这个名字好像有点问题了

420
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:46,800
主播的v8 是不是黄牌

421
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,420
主播v8 又是黄牌的话

422
00:16:48,420 --> 00:16:49,740
早就自己开大号

423
00:16:49,740 --> 00:16:52,320
把自己昵称改成绵绵去炒作了

424
00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:56,180
毕竟大家现在不都喜欢亲身下来炒作了吗

425
00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:59,690
要是米米亚的粉丝去v8 发帖

426
00:16:59,690 --> 00:17:01,220
人家就会说啊对吧

427
00:17:04,810 --> 00:17:07,750
但是明明本人要是去v8 发帖的话

428
00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:11,770
就是就是就是v8 大家就既有米线又没米线的那种情况

429
00:17:11,770 --> 00:17:13,999
就一般v本人去发帖的话

430
00:17:13,999 --> 00:17:15,799
如果问一些说一些正常的话

431
00:17:15,799 --> 00:17:18,000
不是说挑衅骂人啊之类的

432
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,100
大家好像都没有那么放的开

433
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:21,420
基本上都不太骂

434
00:17:21,420 --> 00:17:23,340
不骂这个v本人

435
00:17:23,340 --> 00:17:24,339
哈哈哈哈

436
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,440
你一出场

437
00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:29,590
别人都显得不过

438
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:30,879
谢谢

439
00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:33,340
这怎么念呀

440
00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:35,980
婺源还是机缘

441
00:17:35,980 --> 00:17:38,620
我刚才定睛一看

442
00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:40,000
发现不是机缘啊

443
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:40,780
谢谢你的关注

444
00:17:40,780 --> 00:17:44,360
还在等主播不是不敢炒作吗

445
00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:46,899
发个帖里人没关系的

446
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,220
发帖而已了

447
00:17:49,220 --> 00:17:51,080
但其实我不是很敢发帖

448
00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:52,580
我怕被骂的

449
00:17:52,580 --> 00:17:55,739
我就是我就是有一个毛病

450
00:17:55,739 --> 00:17:56,879
大家有个毛病

451
00:17:56,879 --> 00:18:00,180
如果我发布了什么关于我个人的一个东西啊

452
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,760
谢谢谢谢

453
00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:03,480
二次元

454
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:05,400
你们飞天举真

455
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:06,620
的太厉害了

456
00:18:06,620 --> 00:18:08,840
谢谢二次元的粉丝灯牌呀

457
00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:09,440
感谢支持

458
00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:09,860
红豆泥

459
00:18:09,860 --> 00:18:10,610
阿里嘎豆

460
00:18:10,610 --> 00:18:12,980
我跟着主播和吧友骂成一片

461
00:18:12,980 --> 00:18:16,990
你当那个吧友都是都是都是那个什么是吧

462
00:18:16,990 --> 00:18:18,280
都都像野人一样

463
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:19,480
天天让着我

464
00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:22,010
也不直接攻击主播

465
00:18:22,010 --> 00:18:24,110
什么下三路什么之类的

466
00:18:24,110 --> 00:18:28,250
我要是真的被那种就是一门心思的想骂我的人骂

467
00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:29,000
那我会破防

468
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,100
会哭的

469
00:18:31,060 --> 00:18:35,160
我会哭的会很生气的

470
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:38,200
大家但是跟你们能兑现

471
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,450
但是因为你们你们都照顾我呀

472
00:18:40,450 --> 00:18:41,620
你们都没有人

473
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,449
那什么了都没有人

474
00:18:43,449 --> 00:18:47,349
没有人那个那个那个特别欺负我呀

475
00:18:47,349 --> 00:18:48,429
大家都让着我

476
00:18:48,429 --> 00:18:49,419
你知道吗

477
00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:50,780
欢迎林笑脸

478
00:18:50,780 --> 00:18:51,440
很大呀

479
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:52,880
走走走别哭

480
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:53,960
好吗

481
00:18:54,380 --> 00:18:58,310
谢谢周一的小花里面都有跟谁支持

482
00:18:58,310 --> 00:19:01,040
应该不会存在不哭的情况

483
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:04,650
墨墨在在在在在1111扣衣服和毛毛

484
00:19:04,650 --> 00:19:09,030
一一

485
00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:12,600
今天的直播大家好

486
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,300
我今天主要来了

487
00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:17,420
就是为了证明我不我不能我不会当小狗了

488
00:19:17,420 --> 00:19:18,500
早播来了对吧

489
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:20,000
一分钟也是早播了

490
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,070
就来当虚拟主播

491
00:19:22,070 --> 00:19:23,570
直播持续三分钟

492
00:19:23,570 --> 00:19:24,350
不被nt骂

493
00:19:24,350 --> 00:19:26,680
下播这个精神状态已经很不错

494
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:29,260
所以所以我们今天直播比较短啊

495
00:19:29,260 --> 00:19:31,000
可能就一个小时我就走了

496
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,740
大家我可能一个小时就走了

497
00:19:32,740 --> 00:19:35,550
给大家先打个打个预防针啊

498
00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,710
主办我刚刚排位输了

499
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,030
他不想让我给你续舰

500
00:19:39,030 --> 00:19:41,240
你跟人家对赌了什么呀

501
00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:44,540
你要是你你你都赌了什么啊

502
00:19:45,340 --> 00:19:47,280
主播每次都耍赖

503
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:48,600
谁跟你耍赖了

504
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:49,740
别乱讲啊

505
00:19:51,420 --> 00:19:53,280
没有你有空来看

506
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:54,570
就看不到

507
00:19:54,570 --> 00:19:55,890
那没办法呀

508
00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:56,790
有空来看

509
00:19:56,790 --> 00:19:58,290
只有录播会一直等你

510
00:19:58,290 --> 00:20:03,420
那直播肯定得你去协调直播的时间去去看的呀

511
00:20:03,420 --> 00:20:06,180
那总不能你有空主播就直播

512
00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:07,920
你没空主播就不播吧

513
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:08,620
你是什么

514
00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:12,460
你是mia mia的什么什么电子电子日程表吗

515
00:20:12,460 --> 00:20:16,660
你有空你要主播播主播马上风雨无阻的正在播

516
00:20:16,660 --> 00:20:18,460
自我意识别太过剩啊

517
00:20:20,290 --> 00:20:21,250
不对对不起

518
00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:22,330
你不是我爹

519
00:20:22,330 --> 00:20:22,930
你问我

520
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,399
你不能这样啊

521
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:30,960
你没看我群里发的一个人怎么做到一边直播一边一边一边那什么呀

522
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:35,940
一个人怎么做到一边直播一边看街角群啊

523
00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:39,180
咱们一天就上班这么一会儿哦

524
00:20:39,180 --> 00:20:39,300
我

525
00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:42,740
下次也应该学一下其他的那个什么

526
00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:45,670
我想应该学一下其他的那个妹妹

527
00:20:45,670 --> 00:20:46,630
其他的人

528
00:20:46,630 --> 00:20:48,730
舰长群就主播直播的时候

529
00:20:48,730 --> 00:20:50,110
舰长群就开镜呀

530
00:20:50,110 --> 00:20:52,239
想唠嗑就来直播间唠

531
00:20:52,239 --> 00:20:54,759
要不然的话大家都会这样去聊天

532
00:20:54,759 --> 00:20:56,199
没有人来直播间里

533
00:20:56,199 --> 00:20:57,819
主播这样就很冷漠

534
00:20:57,819 --> 00:20:58,690
你知道吗

535
00:20:58,690 --> 00:21:00,490
人情冷漠的直播间

536
00:21:00,490 --> 00:21:03,070
只有舰长群能够给我带来一丝温暖

537
00:21:03,070 --> 00:21:05,120
不能没事就把小团子里钻啊

538
00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:06,740
到时候我那什么嘛

539
00:21:06,740 --> 00:21:09,009
我还是我还是像以前的

540
00:21:10,749 --> 00:21:12,009
干什么不对

541
00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:13,280
你是我爹爹

542
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:13,880
对不起

543
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:15,620
我是你失散多年的女儿

544
00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:17,480
我直播间实在太寒冷了

545
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:20,610
真的主播在上面强颜欢笑才易于

546
00:21:20,610 --> 00:21:22,820
亲在这边翩翩起舞啊

547
00:21:22,820 --> 00:21:24,900
在这边这个引航高歌

548
00:21:24,900 --> 00:21:28,380
然后然后自己给自己整笑了130次

549
00:21:28,380 --> 00:21:31,480
也没有人来直播间祝福13秒

550
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:35,260
下播一看本场营收不足130元心的粉丝没有

551
00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:37,700
13个主播两眼一黑呀

552
00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:39,500
我烟直接晕死在床上

553
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:42,640
哈哈哈

554
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:43,840
我怎么胡言乱语了

555
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:44,860
大家联系贴吧

556
00:21:44,860 --> 00:21:45,520
看多了

557
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:46,120
对不起

558
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:48,130
脑子里面一有数就是一三

559
00:21:48,130 --> 00:21:49,840
欢迎哥哥的提款机

560
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:51,550
主播哭腔都出来了

561
00:21:51,550 --> 00:21:53,710
哭腔主播熟练掌握的技能啊

562
00:21:53,710 --> 00:21:54,830
这不是哭

563
00:21:54,830 --> 00:21:58,130
谢谢李锦的灯牌

564
00:21:58,130 --> 00:21:59,240
感谢支持

565
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:02,550
快902救我暂且不利

566
00:22:02,550 --> 00:22:05,850
你是主播鬼舰长

567
00:22:06,990 --> 00:22:07,770
你直播间

568
00:22:07,770 --> 00:22:09,450
里有他直播间里有我呀

569
00:22:09,450 --> 00:22:11,020
有我还不够吗

570
00:22:11,020 --> 00:22:14,930
难道人人情冷漠的这个社会里面

571
00:22:17,810 --> 00:22:19,430
欢迎从小就很生气

572
00:22:19,430 --> 00:22:22,460
难道这个人不不应该是我吗

573
00:22:22,460 --> 00:22:24,200
你作为28级的音乐人

574
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:26,540
你摸着这个胸膛

575
00:22:26,540 --> 00:22:28,550
自己询问一下自己

576
00:22:28,550 --> 00:22:32,960
米娅米娅是不是在无数个寒冷的深夜给你带来了快乐

577
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:33,980
你要说不是

578
00:22:33,980 --> 00:22:35,380
我真的会伤心

579
00:22:35,530 --> 00:22:37,180
前脚掉线

580
00:22:37,180 --> 00:22:37,960
后脚300天

581
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:38,920
300天快乐

582
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:41,470
阿丁300天快乐

583
00:22:41,470 --> 00:22:43,030
坏苹果快到了

584
00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:46,919
嗯嗯直播间有喵喵呀

585
00:22:46,919 --> 00:22:48,239
下个月就要见的时候

586
00:22:48,239 --> 00:22:49,379
300天好嘞

587
00:22:49,379 --> 00:22:50,429
没问题

588
00:22:50,429 --> 00:22:55,280
到时候记得截个300天的土子掉了

589
00:22:58,100 --> 00:23:00,220
主播是礼貌吗

590
00:23:00,220 --> 00:23:01,930
什么叫礼貌呀

591
00:23:01,930 --> 00:23:05,020
礼貌是猫咪啦

592
00:23:05,020 --> 00:23:08,240
猫咪只是尾巴比较大而已

593
00:23:15,980 --> 00:23:18,670
不过我有点分不清那个狸猫

594
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:22,810
这三个东西长得还挺像的

595
00:23:22,810 --> 00:23:24,910
但我是猫纯种的猫

596
00:23:24,910 --> 00:23:25,660
没错

597
00:23:25,660 --> 00:23:26,860
放心

598
00:23:26,860 --> 00:23:28,720
只是可爱

599
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:30,940
疯狂的骗人打米

600
00:23:30,940 --> 00:23:32,560
有没有可能我是阳间人

601
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:34,240
从来没有深夜看过你

602
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:35,200
你不是阳间人

603
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:36,960
你只是英国时差人

604
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:38,940
占了时差的便宜

605
00:23:38,940 --> 00:23:39,960
我跟大家说

606
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,350
早上好的时候外面天气都黑了

607
00:23:42,350 --> 00:23:44,030
跟你们说晚上好的时候

608
00:23:44,030 --> 00:23:45,170
天天在上午

609
00:23:45,170 --> 00:23:46,190
我都怀疑我室友

610
00:23:46,190 --> 00:23:47,630
怀疑我天天义正发作

611
00:23:47,630 --> 00:23:49,380
但是没颠倒黑白

612
00:23:49,380 --> 00:23:50,280
是非不分了

613
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:51,180
有点奇怪

614
00:23:59,260 --> 00:24:01,100
不是这样的

615
00:24:02,060 --> 00:24:04,000
疯狂的骗人打钱

616
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:04,720
我才没有啊

617
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:05,320
第一次看

618
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:08,320
有点眼睛有点问题

619
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:10,080
哪里有问题了

620
00:24:13,380 --> 00:24:18,470
这个这个我今天面补是很正常的

621
00:24:18,470 --> 00:24:22,100
手机面部也是最高性能的那个皮

622
00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:24,419
哪里眼睛有问题哦

623
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:32,530
什么叫眼睛有问题

624
00:24:32,530 --> 00:24:33,730
他都说不知道

625
00:24:33,730 --> 00:24:37,159
我都不会有纯种猫咪会讲人话的吗

626
00:24:37,159 --> 00:24:38,719
这不是修炼的魔法

627
00:24:38,719 --> 00:24:42,919
之后为了自适应直播间不懂得摸鱼的成分

628
00:24:42,919 --> 00:24:46,750
关注你的欣赏能力

629
00:24:46,750 --> 00:24:48,160
那我今天说猫语

630
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:49,470
大家也听不懂啊

631
00:24:49,470 --> 00:24:51,990
主播怎么每天都想开花

632
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:54,150
这怎么个房管连舰长都不是啊

633
00:24:54,150 --> 00:24:55,230
你刚刚也不是舰长

634
00:24:55,230 --> 00:24:56,490
没事没关系没关系

635
00:24:56,490 --> 00:24:58,810
房管跟舰长分开看待

636
00:24:58,810 --> 00:24:59,470
分开分开

637
00:24:59,470 --> 00:25:01,370
别挤进剧场

638
00:25:01,370 --> 00:25:03,260
天天要做核酸呃

639
00:25:03,260 --> 00:25:04,040
确实吧

640
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:06,330
你们剧场是有观众的嘛

641
00:25:06,330 --> 00:25:08,670
就是你独角戏有关注吗

642
00:25:08,670 --> 00:25:10,139
会卖票吗

643
00:25:10,139 --> 00:25:11,759
会卖票吗

644
00:25:11,759 --> 00:25:13,919
有有有分成嘛

645
00:25:13,919 --> 00:25:16,199
就是在剧场里面当演员的话

646
00:25:16,199 --> 00:25:17,380
有分成吗

647
00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:21,220
美美也想也想

648
00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:24,940
试一试这种旧人风波

649
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:27,660
既然修炼成不就是猫妖

650
00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:28,260
也并不是

651
00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:33,960
并不是这个主播是在我为什么每天都要重复一遍自己的设定啊

652
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:35,850
因为不重复自己都要忘了是吧

653
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:47,200
所以不受那个那个之后不能成精的规定限制

654
00:25:47,670 --> 00:25:53,680
肯定是卖票跟剧院那边主播这边的舰长大于房管主播

655
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:54,880
我把你房管下了

656
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:55,600
你的谩骂

657
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:57,360
这样更加凶猛

658
00:25:58,020 --> 00:25:59,900
神奇动物在哪里

659
00:25:59,900 --> 00:26:01,940
要是有个神奇动物代表

660
00:26:01,940 --> 00:26:03,770
我应该是秀秀吧

661
00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:05,000
就是到处钻

662
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,600
然后到处找金币的那种

663
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,520
我觉得还挺适合我的呀

664
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:09,640
有

665
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:10,780
一个缝就溜进去

666
00:26:10,780 --> 00:26:14,199
然后自己兜里面看起来肚子小小的

667
00:26:14,199 --> 00:26:15,369
其实有一个大兜

668
00:26:15,369 --> 00:26:18,670
可以把那个全世界的金币都装在里面

669
00:26:18,670 --> 00:26:20,380
应该是凶手吧

670
00:26:20,380 --> 00:26:23,940
对别吵醒我

671
00:26:23,940 --> 00:26:25,920
我不忍多想

672
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,220
为峨下心魄

673
00:26:28,220 --> 00:26:29,900
好像不会唱这首歌了

674
00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:32,120
我声音大

675
00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:34,490
是因为声音大导致人歌都不会唱了

676
00:26:34,490 --> 00:26:36,110
你先慢慢一下

677
00:26:36,110 --> 00:26:38,090
看我看看你有多迅猛

678
00:26:38,090 --> 00:26:40,159
假装你的房管被下了

679
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:42,380
给他留点面子吧

680
00:26:42,380 --> 00:26:43,760
给他留点面子吧

681
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:46,660
这太太如果连这点面子都没有了的话

682
00:26:46,660 --> 00:26:48,400
他被骂不出口怎么办呢

683
00:26:49,660 --> 00:26:50,880
可以给他打造型

684
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:51,780
我也被你看到的

685
00:26:51,780 --> 00:26:52,800
听到过的亲人如水

686
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:53,700
花都快掉到一起

687
00:26:53,700 --> 00:26:54,900
要迪我要把这天

688
00:26:54,900 --> 00:26:55,860
气今天全部人传送我

689
00:26:55,860 --> 00:26:56,460
然后都走了

690
00:26:56,460 --> 00:26:57,660
千里的火烧云

691
00:26:59,790 --> 00:27:00,690
哈哈哈

692
00:27:02,130 --> 00:27:04,350
首战天天想被主播认知

693
00:27:04,350 --> 00:27:05,550
我知道了

694
00:27:05,550 --> 00:27:08,340
哎呀真的主播你们没有发现

695
00:27:08,340 --> 00:27:10,260
你也听这个是吧

696
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:12,840
宠物当中的南少林

697
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:14,340
宠物当中的南少林

698
00:27:14,340 --> 00:27:18,040
在远距离就是那个我声音大

699
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:20,920
是因为声音大到哪都是通天大道

700
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:21,400
通天大脑

701
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:24,360
我到哪都有什么乱

702
00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:25,860
我心者姐姐不看

703
00:27:25,860 --> 00:27:29,370
然后不乱我心者就看一会儿不看到我心情非常久

704
00:27:29,370 --> 00:27:30,580
什么什么

705
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:32,080
我知道了

706
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:34,760
我知道那个全认真出

707
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:37,100
我们直播间有几个不认真处的呀

708
00:27:37,100 --> 00:27:39,260
一个弹幕没被主播念到啊

709
00:27:39,260 --> 00:27:40,880
一个问号没被主播回到

710
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:41,240
马上

711
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:42,090
就开始了

712
00:27:42,090 --> 00:27:43,260
咩咩啊

713
00:27:43,260 --> 00:27:44,610
你是不是忘本了

714
00:27:44,610 --> 00:27:45,930
你忘了咽炎人了

715
00:27:45,930 --> 00:27:47,490
你是不是都不理我了

716
00:27:47,490 --> 00:27:49,280
咩咩是不是凉过我了

717
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:51,860
就因为我这周没有给你打钱嘛

718
00:27:51,860 --> 00:27:55,250
就因为我上次大乱斗的时候帮别的女人打了你们

719
00:27:55,250 --> 00:27:58,310
就因为你上次那个前三名有奖励卡

720
00:27:58,310 --> 00:27:59,330
到第四的时候

721
00:27:59,330 --> 00:28:01,130
我在直播间里嘲笑你们

722
00:28:01,130 --> 00:28:02,620
就因为在舰长群里面

723
00:28:02,620 --> 00:28:04,900
你在聊你没人听得懂的游戏的时候

724
00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:06,100
我狠狠的踩头了

725
00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:08,410
你就因为你在外面d的时候

726
00:28:08,410 --> 00:28:09,790
我说了你一句坏话

727
00:28:09,790 --> 00:28:12,010
我说我看的紫色肥猫一点活都没有

728
00:28:12,010 --> 00:28:13,090
歌也不会唱天

729
00:28:13,090 --> 00:28:13,810
也不会聊天

730
00:28:13,810 --> 00:28:15,679
天现在连直播频率都没有了

731
00:28:15,679 --> 00:28:17,159
就因为这些事情

732
00:28:17,159 --> 00:28:18,299
你就凉不了

733
00:28:18,299 --> 00:28:19,859
就不念我的弹幕了是吧

734
00:28:19,859 --> 00:28:20,879
主播还什么都没说

735
00:28:20,879 --> 00:28:22,739
你先把这些东西全抖搂出来了

736
00:28:22,739 --> 00:28:23,699
我有点无语了

737
00:28:23,699 --> 00:28:24,389
哈哈哈

738
00:28:24,389 --> 00:28:25,940
666

739
00:28:28,370 --> 00:28:30,530
咩咩怎么又不是我弹幕

740
00:28:30,530 --> 00:28:32,030
因为我雕了一天剑嘛

741
00:28:34,510 --> 00:28:36,100
要不然你的直播

742
00:28:36,100 --> 00:28:39,000
你的弹幕在主播直播间将永无出头之日

743
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,040
好吧哈哈哈

744
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:46,880
大家就是这个东西是没有什么太大的办法了

745
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:47,870
你知道吗

746
00:28:47,870 --> 00:28:50,870
你为你给别的女人上了年费总督吗

747
00:28:50,870 --> 00:28:52,010
你不会卖车卖房

748
00:28:52,010 --> 00:28:53,270
上年费总督了吧

749
00:28:53,270 --> 00:28:54,710
你有点恐怖了

750
00:28:56,630 --> 00:28:57,710
现在这个状况

751
00:28:57,710 --> 00:29:02,090
你得把车卖了才能上年费总督吧

752
00:29:02,860 --> 00:29:03,860
我只在你

753
00:29:03,860 --> 00:29:05,300
就因为你不是烟烟人

754
00:29:05,300 --> 00:29:06,320
就不认识你吗

755
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:07,940
那那那卡个牌子吧

756
00:29:07,940 --> 00:29:09,850
卡个牌子吧

757
00:29:09,850 --> 00:29:12,430
我骂主播主播都不念的

758
00:29:12,430 --> 00:29:13,780
你看我在意吗

759
00:29:13,780 --> 00:29:15,770
我不关心的不是

760
00:29:15,770 --> 00:29:20,390
主要就是很多时候那个你谩骂我的弹幕我不念出来

761
00:29:20,390 --> 00:29:25,960
这个是对你的面子跟对我的面子都有好处的呀

762
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:29,419
你懂不懂去战斗

763
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:33,670
主播真要努力的维持直播间表面的和平

764
00:29:33,670 --> 00:29:37,469
你却就这样气我

765
00:29:37,469 --> 00:29:40,529
你把我289的房子卖了

766
00:29:40,529 --> 00:29:42,449
别买别买别买别买房

767
00:29:42,449 --> 00:29:43,829
给主播打钱啊

768
00:29:43,829 --> 00:29:45,510
真的真的不值得

769
00:29:45,510 --> 00:29:45,930
你知道吧

770
00:29:45,930 --> 00:29:46,950
不值得参与

771
00:29:46,950 --> 00:29:48,850
顽强主播

772
00:29:48,850 --> 00:29:49,510
你先闭嘴

773
00:29:49,510 --> 00:29:50,110
我再说

774
00:29:50,110 --> 00:29:51,360
我不认真处

775
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:52,080
别洗了

776
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:52,920
大家都知道

777
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:53,760
很多时候一些

778
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:54,960
大家都知道的事情

779
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:58,710
你你越洗人家就越觉得你就那叫什么

780
00:29:58,710 --> 00:30:01,050
有个词叫欲盖弥彰对吧

781
00:30:01,050 --> 00:30:02,310
有个词叫欲盖弥彰

782
00:30:02,310 --> 00:30:04,020
不要哈哈哈

783
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:05,720
不要搞好吧

784
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:06,350
不要搞

785
00:30:06,350 --> 00:30:07,940
你是吃那什么

786
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:13,100
可以认可这个可以这个认可如何评价你的评论

787
00:30:13,100 --> 00:30:14,300
花了十分钟

788
00:30:14,300 --> 00:30:18,140
还有就是这种典型的在小v直播间找认知的

789
00:30:18,140 --> 00:30:19,530
比如说玩个露露啊

790
00:30:19,530 --> 00:30:23,620
正常来说这个棉花糖这个环节对吧

791
00:30:23,620 --> 00:30:28,540
主播应该不能透露主播对棉花糖的一个态度

792
00:30:28,540 --> 00:30:30,880
主播不能透露对棉花糖的态度

793
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:34,300
直到正式举办棉花糖回的那一天

794
00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:38,440
但是烟烟人呢就基本上是前脚写完了棉花糖后

795
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:41,179
脚就来主播的直播间怼着主播们呀

796
00:30:41,179 --> 00:30:43,909
爷爷你看了我写的糖糖了吗

797
00:30:43,909 --> 00:30:47,409
我的糖糖花了我十分钟的时间呢

798
00:30:47,409 --> 00:30:49,149
我的糖糖写得特别好

799
00:30:49,149 --> 00:30:50,880
快点夸一下干嘛

800
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:52,620
咱们走个形式是吧

801
00:30:52,620 --> 00:30:54,420
等到那天才能开箱啊

802
00:30:54,420 --> 00:30:56,040
我之前我不能告诉你啊

803
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:57,840
要不然我那企划咋做呀

804
00:30:57,850 --> 00:30:59,280
给点面子吧

805
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:00,480
大家虽然是小米

806
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:03,330
但是也得也得也得守规矩啊

807
00:31:03,330 --> 00:31:05,229
好吧嗯

808
00:31:06,429 --> 00:31:07,929
谢谢冬日的情书

809
00:31:07,929 --> 00:31:08,829
感谢支持

810
00:31:08,829 --> 00:31:09,879
红豆泥里盖的

811
00:31:09,879 --> 00:31:11,020
感谢感谢

812
00:31:11,420 --> 00:31:14,210
谢谢你从小就很深情的灯牌

813
00:31:14,210 --> 00:31:15,170
谢谢关注

814
00:31:15,170 --> 00:31:16,580
感谢这时候专注的看的

815
00:31:16,580 --> 00:31:18,399
我超居然不是免费的

816
00:31:19,180 --> 00:31:22,050
谢谢谢谢主播的棉花糖

817
00:31:22,050 --> 00:31:23,430
回什么时候再开一看

818
00:31:23,430 --> 00:31:23,970
就一点都

819
00:31:23,970 --> 00:31:24,750
不看弹幕

820
00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:26,740
1年零花钱打给我

821
00:31:26,740 --> 00:31:28,240
要不把牌子摘了

822
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:29,860
要不把牌子摘了吧

823
00:31:29,860 --> 00:31:33,139
主播还能还能配合你一下

824
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:36,150
你特意把牌子掏出来

825
00:31:36,150 --> 00:31:39,120
然后这让人很难配合你演啊

826
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:39,900
那怎么办呢

827
00:31:39,900 --> 00:31:41,040
你把牌子摘了桌

828
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:42,300
配合你演一下吧

829
00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:44,460
烟烟你看了我的糖糖吗

830
00:31:44,460 --> 00:31:45,840
我花了零秒的时间

831
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:46,700
米米啊

832
00:31:46,700 --> 00:31:48,620
虽然我没有写棉花糖

833
00:31:48,620 --> 00:31:50,960
但是我期待你能念到我的头

834
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:52,700
我虽然我没有天收获地址

835
00:31:52,700 --> 00:31:54,770
但我期待收到你的舰长礼物

836
00:31:54,770 --> 00:31:56,210
明明说我没有发私信

837
00:31:56,210 --> 00:31:57,350
但我期待你回复

838
00:31:57,350 --> 00:32:00,310
我坚定为异想天开心观众

839
00:32:04,060 --> 00:32:05,320
你想写一下

840
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:06,760
你去动态置顶

841
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:07,840
第一条就是啊

842
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:09,880
你在主播的直播间糊弄主播

843
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:11,380
都不做一下背景调查

844
00:32:11,380 --> 00:32:15,340
主播昨天发的那个动态都没有人理主播

845
00:32:15,340 --> 00:32:17,260
主播都凉凉凉透了

846
00:32:17,260 --> 00:32:18,700
因为我们方言说就是凉了

847
00:32:18,700 --> 00:32:23,160
把快的这评论多精彩啊

848
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:24,720
嗯是挺精彩的

849
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:27,750
1年的零花钱打给你的差个头衔

850
00:32:27,750 --> 00:32:28,770
你把头衔给摘了

851
00:32:28,770 --> 00:32:29,250
好了好了

852
00:32:29,250 --> 00:32:30,440
我假装没看见

853
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:31,520
谢谢谢谢

854
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,140
小孩子不要沉迷虚拟主播

855
00:32:39,140 --> 00:32:40,460
让姐姐考考你

856
00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:41,180
哈哈哈

857
00:32:41,180 --> 00:32:43,520
让姐姐来考你一些知识吧

858
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:43,940
对不起

859
00:32:43,940 --> 00:32:45,460
没有什么知识可以考了

860
00:32:45,460 --> 00:32:47,980
你就不能主动给我发消息吗

861
00:32:47,980 --> 00:32:49,120
你想你想看什么

862
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:52,680
你想看要调船的大航海周报是吗

863
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:53,580
你想看

864
00:32:53,580 --> 00:32:54,900
嗨嗨儿

865
00:32:54,900 --> 00:32:56,880
你已经连续陪伴了我多少多少天

866
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:58,680
很快就不是我的舰长啦

867
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:01,960
这里有一份我们的什么甜蜜回忆啊

868
00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:05,950
你不会想看这个东西吧

869
00:33:05,950 --> 00:33:08,200
沉迷虚拟主播的男人

870
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:08,860
最帅气

871
00:33:08,860 --> 00:33:09,670
最优雅

872
00:33:09,670 --> 00:33:10,420
最英俊

873
00:33:10,420 --> 00:33:10,900
最靠谱

874
00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:12,040
最潇洒

875
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:13,940
别乱讲啊

876
00:33:13,940 --> 00:33:15,620
你想要舰长礼物

877
00:33:15,620 --> 00:33:16,340
你想见长礼物

878
00:33:16,340 --> 00:33:17,480
你得上舰长啊

879
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:20,480
你得先你得先上舰长才能有舰长礼物啊

880
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:21,420
哈哈哈

881
00:33:21,420 --> 00:33:24,660
你不会比那个没写地址的更异想天开

882
00:33:24,660 --> 00:33:27,159
你想要以白字之身逆天而行

883
00:33:27,159 --> 00:33:28,359
获得舰长礼物吧

884
00:33:28,359 --> 00:33:30,309
有点有点太逆天了

885
00:33:30,309 --> 00:33:31,199
嗯

886
00:33:32,739 --> 00:33:35,519
32岁沉迷虚拟主播怎么办

887
00:33:35,519 --> 00:33:39,060
这个年龄确实是不太适合沉迷在虚拟里面的年龄

888
00:33:39,060 --> 00:33:40,260
你要打个对折的话

889
00:33:41,700 --> 00:33:43,300
32岁咋劝你呢

890
00:33:43,300 --> 00:33:44,380
主播都没吃了

891
00:33:44,380 --> 00:33:46,060
32年2年的饭呢

892
00:33:46,060 --> 00:33:46,660
怎么劝你

893
00:33:46,660 --> 00:33:48,220
没法劝你

894
00:33:48,220 --> 00:33:49,780
你是主播的前辈

895
00:33:49,780 --> 00:33:52,580
你自己都拎不清主播

896
00:33:52,580 --> 00:33:54,380
虽然你给我上了舰长

897
00:33:54,380 --> 00:33:55,820
但你能不能给我上个总督

898
00:33:55,820 --> 00:33:58,570
兼定为得寸进尺型咽炎人啊

899
00:33:58,570 --> 00:34:00,310
继异想天开行之后

900
00:34:00,310 --> 00:34:02,750
又出现了得寸禁止型夜宴人

901
00:34:02,750 --> 00:34:06,410
主播说没事会给艺人回去上点舰长啊

902
00:34:06,410 --> 00:34:08,659
然后送点礼物啊什么之类的

903
00:34:08,659 --> 00:34:11,260
现在直接开始要总督了吧

904
00:34:11,260 --> 00:34:14,860
我们烟烟传媒的扶持力度都是可乐主播来的

905
00:34:14,860 --> 00:34:16,960
主播这个一屋还没扫明白的

906
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:19,760
扫不了天下没有不行不行不行

907
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:22,700
那沉迷虚拟主播的mtf怎么说

908
00:34:22,700 --> 00:34:24,830
那她沉迷的是男的还是女的呀

909
00:34:24,830 --> 00:34:30,020
m m t f的话应该喜欢看有你的季节

910
00:34:33,420 --> 00:34:37,510
mtf会喜欢看什么性别的虚拟主播呢

911
00:34:37,670 --> 00:34:40,210
别说你会难过

912
00:34:40,210 --> 00:34:43,159
别说应该还是看男生吧

913
00:34:43,159 --> 00:34:44,659
那跟我就没关系了

914
00:34:44,659 --> 00:34:50,440
你小心被mtf沉迷不主播10月里为什么还没决定呢

915
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:51,639
还没决定呢

916
00:34:51,639 --> 00:34:52,959
能不能不上舰吧

917
00:34:52,959 --> 00:34:54,579
舰长礼物站着拿了是吧

918
00:34:54,579 --> 00:34:55,719
主播能不能不直播

919
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:58,060
然后还能每天营收拉满啊

920
00:34:58,060 --> 00:34:59,980
什么时候主播每天不直播

921
00:35:04,070 --> 00:35:04,970
毫不费力

922
00:35:04,970 --> 00:35:06,710
那那个时候就可以不上舰

923
00:35:06,710 --> 00:35:08,740
就可以获得舰长礼物了

924
00:35:08,899 --> 00:35:10,939
谢谢夏琳的盛典门票

925
00:35:10,939 --> 00:35:12,919
感谢支持红豆年龄哥哥

926
00:35:12,919 --> 00:35:13,789
谢谢夏琳

927
00:35:13,789 --> 00:35:17,820
主播如何评论这什么事呀

928
00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:19,440
这什么事呀

929
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,000
主播没吃这个瓜呀

930
00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:26,820
你说的是那个呃这个人是v5 的人吗

931
00:35:26,820 --> 00:35:29,160
我好像只听说过这一件事

932
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:30,660
你能不能给我上个总督

933
00:35:30,660 --> 00:35:37,380
再发总督礼物给我鉴定为鉴定为梦里生花型爷爷人啊

934
00:35:37,380 --> 00:35:40,650
就是说这里为梦里生花型炎炎人嗯

935
00:35:40,650 --> 00:35:42,360
我给别人上了总督

936
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:44,400
你能给我总督礼物吗

937
00:35:48,820 --> 00:35:52,230
是一种蓝色的哀愁

938
00:35:52,230 --> 00:35:54,120
哈哈哈哈

939
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:55,980
我不想知道这些

940
00:35:57,140 --> 00:35:58,300
你给别人上了

941
00:35:58,300 --> 00:36:00,280
总督找主播要总督礼物

942
00:36:01,540 --> 00:36:03,600
主播只能给你喊磕一个

943
00:36:03,799 --> 00:36:04,759
12岁

944
00:36:04,759 --> 00:36:05,359
12岁

945
00:36:05,359 --> 00:36:06,619
12岁和42岁

946
00:36:06,619 --> 00:36:10,550
看角落有我有42岁以上的观众

947
00:36:10,550 --> 00:36:11,450
是我的妈妈

948
00:36:11,450 --> 00:36:13,670
我的妈妈就是42岁以上的观众

949
00:36:13,670 --> 00:36:17,159
也主播能不能给你上个总督

950
00:36:17,159 --> 00:36:18,440
再发总爬爬爬

951
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:19,640
你单推芈月

952
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:23,780
谢谢谢谢谢谢谢谢的

953
00:36:23,780 --> 00:36:26,610
空气很好看

954
00:36:26,610 --> 00:36:29,310
你开机器人24小时

955
00:36:29,310 --> 00:36:30,690
天才带的牌子的

956
00:36:30,690 --> 00:36:32,010
你把音乐人焊在身上

957
00:36:32,010 --> 00:36:33,340
不要动啊

958
00:36:33,340 --> 00:36:35,320
你等着我去把电视焊在身上

959
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:36,140
不要动

960
00:36:36,140 --> 00:36:38,840
你10月份的礼物去哪填

961
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:41,060
地址在电影圈里边的那个精华消

962
00:36:41,060 --> 00:36:44,539
息里10月份战长礼物发了五次公告都被秒删了

963
00:36:44,539 --> 00:36:46,639
我不知道他跟这个二维码有什么过不去的

964
00:36:46,639 --> 00:36:49,190
这个地方有什么深仇大恨啊

965
00:36:49,190 --> 00:36:51,710
我也删了很多以前的带图片

966
00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:53,030
带二维码的轻功告

967
00:36:53,030 --> 00:36:55,500
我以为是群公告发到上线了

968
00:36:55,500 --> 00:36:56,340
但发现不是

969
00:36:56,340 --> 00:36:59,250
就这10月份的死活都发不出去

970
00:36:59,250 --> 00:37:05,460
你明年2月29号给我上总督那1年那年

971
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:11,020
你为什么不直接说今年的11月30号给我上走

972
00:37:11,020 --> 00:37:13,600
然后让我直接死刑算了

973
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:14,950
让他让人算一下

974
00:37:14,950 --> 00:37:16,850
2月有29天吧

975
00:37:16,850 --> 00:37:18,110
阿姨有29天

976
00:37:18,110 --> 00:37:19,250
但不是明年吧

977
00:37:19,250 --> 00:37:19,670
没关系

978
00:37:19,670 --> 00:37:22,140
主播等六周年庆的时候

979
00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:23,760
五周年庆的时候等着

980
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:24,840
你啊别着急

981
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:26,520
不对啊不对

982
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:30,120
24年是有2月29号的主播

983
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:30,930
三四周

984
00:37:30,930 --> 00:37:32,190
年轻的时候等着你啊

985
00:37:32,190 --> 00:37:34,730
别走别走不得

986
00:37:34,730 --> 00:37:36,590
你都没加舰长群

987
00:37:36,590 --> 00:37:37,790
你知道你去加一下

988
00:37:37,790 --> 00:37:42,070
我是不是应该在那个上舰自动回复里面写一句叫什么呃

989
00:37:42,070 --> 00:37:43,630
舰长礼物收集地址

990
00:37:43,630 --> 00:37:44,470
在舰长群里

991
00:37:44,470 --> 00:37:45,850
我发现很多人给我上舰了

992
00:37:45,850 --> 00:37:47,510
他们不知道有舰长礼物

993
00:37:47,510 --> 00:37:49,910
我每个月每个月都有150个舰长

994
00:37:49,910 --> 00:37:52,300
但我每个月只能送出去70份礼物

995
00:37:52,300 --> 00:37:52,780
不会有

996
00:37:52,780 --> 00:37:54,940
剩下70个人都是你们的小号

997
00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:56,680
这主播一直都是70件吧

998
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:57,340
我不敢想

999
00:37:57,340 --> 00:37:58,120
这吓人

1000
00:37:58,120 --> 00:37:59,040
哈哈哈

1001
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:01,920
为什么你没有收到去年2月份的舰长礼

1002
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:03,660
物因为你那个时候没开播吗

1003
00:38:03,660 --> 00:38:05,440
你说的是谁的呀

1004
00:38:05,740 --> 00:38:07,060
你是谁呀

1005
00:38:07,060 --> 00:38:08,140
真不熟啊

1006
00:38:08,140 --> 00:38:10,480
主播你10月60号给你总督

1007
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:11,620
谢谢不客气

1008
00:38:11,620 --> 00:38:13,150
悲伤的一

1009
00:38:13,150 --> 00:38:14,110
为了你

1010
00:38:14,110 --> 00:38:18,819
我会创造一个有11月60号的肥猫时间的

1011
00:38:18,819 --> 00:38:20,409
还打算播几年

1012
00:38:20,409 --> 00:38:22,179
主播总不掉的话

1013
00:38:22,179 --> 00:38:22,779
总不掉

1014
00:38:22,779 --> 00:38:23,919
应该就不毕业了

1015
00:38:23,919 --> 00:38:26,080
因为顶着总督就毕业了

1016
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:27,940
感觉有点对不起大伙啊

1017
00:38:27,940 --> 00:38:30,380
搞不好之后会出现一种什么情况

1018
00:38:30,380 --> 00:38:32,750
毕业或主播跟大家依依惜别

1019
00:38:32,750 --> 00:38:34,580
然后好不容易能开个3d

1020
00:38:34,580 --> 00:38:36,180
然后好不容易练了会儿歌

1021
00:38:36,180 --> 00:38:39,900
到时候坐在这边跟大家那个什么跟大家手拉着手

1022
00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:42,610
哭诉衷肠的时候说大家再见了

1023
00:38:42,610 --> 00:38:43,330
从今以后你

1024
00:38:43,330 --> 00:38:46,520
的世界里没有米a米a你一定要记得我呀

1025
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:48,320
之后有人当场给我上了12月

1026
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:49,820
总督又给主播续了1年

1027
00:38:49,820 --> 00:38:50,860
也说不好呢

1028
00:38:50,860 --> 00:38:53,140
以主播直播间这个情况来说

1029
00:38:53,140 --> 00:38:55,480
这个事搞不好是有可能发生的

1030
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:57,760
迷你2月份的舰长礼物有没有收到

1031
00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:58,480
我喜欢啊

1032
00:38:58,480 --> 00:38:59,140
kimmy home a

1033
00:38:59,140 --> 00:39:00,280
我又不是时间刺客

1034
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:02,320
我怎么会给你发米你2月份的舰长礼物

1035
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:03,540
哈哈哈哈

1036
00:39:03,540 --> 00:39:06,840
因为小哥哈喽九爷第一次白天看到你啊

1037
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:07,560
哈喽哈喽

1038
00:39:08,700 --> 00:39:10,740
主播怎么不回你的私信

1039
00:39:10,740 --> 00:39:12,110
好冷漠的女人

1040
00:39:12,110 --> 00:39:15,110
你指望主播一边直播一边回私信的话

1041
00:39:15,110 --> 00:39:17,480
那这个不就是实锤有运营了吗

1042
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,580
我在这边给你滔滔不绝妙语

1043
00:39:19,580 --> 00:39:20,600
连珠的讲话

1044
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:23,870
然后另一边又在那边回复你的这个视线

1045
00:39:23,870 --> 00:39:26,690
卧槽那背后这个私信是谁回复的

1046
00:39:26,690 --> 00:39:27,950
我真是不敢想了

1047
00:39:27,950 --> 00:39:34,520
不会背后有一个那个那个中年男性正在一边恰烟一边对着键盘

1048
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:36,470
然后打出哥哥

1049
00:39:36,470 --> 00:39:40,390
真的好可爱耶耶这个是什么虚拟主播呀

1050
00:39:40,390 --> 00:39:41,680
真的好可爱呀

1051
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:44,770
就是不会有大叔运营在后面替我操盘吧

1052
00:39:44,770 --> 00:39:45,730
我真是不敢想了

1053
00:39:45,730 --> 00:39:48,000
主播有这么大强烈的烂梗

1054
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,160
知识的原因都找到了

1055
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:53,520
原来背后每天都有这个中年男女生给主播补课

1056
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:54,340
哈哈哈

1057
00:39:54,779 --> 00:39:56,459
能不能体谅一下

1058
00:39:56,459 --> 00:39:57,959
个人是个人事

1059
00:39:57,959 --> 00:40:02,039
是没有办法在边直播的时候边边回私信的

1060
00:40:02,039 --> 00:40:02,740
做不到

1061
00:40:02,740 --> 00:40:03,160
对不起

1062
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:04,000
做不到好吧

1063
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:04,420
对不起

1064
00:40:04,420 --> 00:40:09,670
做不到对小男友回复的呃

1065
00:40:09,670 --> 00:40:12,670
呃如何评价什么

1066
00:40:12,670 --> 00:40:13,510
不太懂呀

1067
00:40:13,510 --> 00:40:15,010
你8月礼物发货了吗

1068
00:40:15,010 --> 00:40:17,719
8月礼物赌了一下主播

1069
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:19,849
昨天你单推的v毕业了

1070
00:40:19,849 --> 00:40:21,949
你说的是九下吗

1071
00:40:21,949 --> 00:40:23,149
前程似锦

1072
00:40:23,149 --> 00:40:24,880
未来一片光明

1073
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:27,910
你走下的能力做到各行各业

1074
00:40:27,910 --> 00:40:33,020
它都会有一个光明美好的明天的就是企业的v嘛

1075
00:40:33,020 --> 00:40:34,810
早晚有一天要嘎掉

1076
00:40:34,810 --> 00:40:37,030
然后他嘎了已经是最风光

1077
00:40:37,030 --> 00:40:38,050
最没有黑料

1078
00:40:38,050 --> 00:40:40,720
也最被人升级的那一批啊

1079
00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:41,920
所以不要悲伤

1080
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:42,880
不要挂怀

1081
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:45,610
早晚有一天会有再相见的机会

1082
00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:49,639
用心你前几天给主播发私信

1083
00:40:49,639 --> 00:40:50,419
主播不回你

1084
00:40:50,419 --> 00:40:51,939
你就心灰意冷

1085
00:40:51,939 --> 00:40:53,379
主播回你就哈哈

1086
00:40:53,379 --> 00:40:54,669
大笑是吧

1087
00:40:54,669 --> 00:40:59,030
没有想到主播主播的一言一行都这么牵动着你的身心

1088
00:40:59,030 --> 00:41:00,650
要不然我吃了这个自动回复吧

1089
00:41:00,650 --> 00:41:01,370
你给我发什么

1090
00:41:01,370 --> 00:41:03,040
我都会自动按一下

1091
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:03,730
怎么样

1092
00:41:03,730 --> 00:41:06,440
我就可以回一个字

1093
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:08,180
能让你一天都开心的话

1094
00:41:08,180 --> 00:41:09,680
虽然跟我没什么关系

1095
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:11,300
但是好像也还挺好

1096
00:41:11,300 --> 00:41:14,520
但回多了你们又会觉得主播又在私联了

1097
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:16,819
又在养噶吃了主播是吧

1098
00:41:16,819 --> 00:41:18,379
平常是弹幕必回

1099
00:41:18,379 --> 00:41:19,579
现在是私信必回

1100
00:41:19,579 --> 00:41:21,199
还要念每个人的名字

1101
00:41:21,199 --> 00:41:22,429
主播真是没活

1102
00:41:22,429 --> 00:41:23,779
那什么技穷了

1103
00:41:23,779 --> 00:41:24,739
肥猫技穷

1104
00:41:24,739 --> 00:41:28,840
开始靠私信营业这种办法来狠狠骗钱了

1105
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:30,280
提高认知程度

1106
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:32,620
然后加大结晶体的力度是吧

1107
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:37,000
骗你事业的发展没有这回事

1108
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,050
哈哈哈

1109
00:41:38,050 --> 00:41:38,800
没有这回事

1110
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:40,060
谢谢无梦的灯牌

1111
00:41:40,060 --> 00:41:40,780
让阿里嘎抖

1112
00:41:40,780 --> 00:41:43,180
在直播的会不会也是变声器大叔啊

1113
00:41:43,180 --> 00:41:43,950
你等一下

1114
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:50,060
去找大叔

1115
00:41:50,060 --> 00:41:51,780
我有什么事情啊

1116
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,460
好像老爹啊

1117
00:41:54,460 --> 00:41:55,510
不是这么回事

1118
00:41:55,510 --> 00:41:56,660
怎么夹了

1119
00:41:56,660 --> 00:41:58,460
我的外放真的社死啥意思

1120
00:41:58,460 --> 00:41:59,240
不能夹起来

1121
00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:00,860
谢谢九爷的深圳直飞机啊

1122
00:42:00,860 --> 00:42:02,450
这个都有感谢支持

1123
00:42:02,450 --> 00:42:05,090
主播怎么评价我直播间的观众

1124
00:42:05,090 --> 00:42:06,170
忍不住上来喷人

1125
00:42:06,170 --> 00:42:08,000
怎么评价你直播间的观众

1126
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:08,930
40来个人

1127
00:42:08,930 --> 00:42:11,370
有30多个都是我的观众啊

1128
00:42:11,370 --> 00:42:14,970
你把主播的那个观众分了一部分过去

1129
00:42:14,970 --> 00:42:17,310
还有还有反过来指责主播

1130
00:42:17,310 --> 00:42:19,260
你真是个坏男命

1131
00:42:19,260 --> 00:42:21,600
哈哈你怎么这么坏呀

1132
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:23,240
猫在哪嗯

1133
00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:25,460
主播回你就是主播铁疙瘩吃

1134
00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:27,020
你可真是如春风般温暖

1135
00:42:27,020 --> 00:42:28,100
如冰山般冷酷

1136
00:42:28,100 --> 00:42:29,640
你怎么就没有点别的

1137
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:31,050
没有点别的东西吗

1138
00:42:31,050 --> 00:42:32,840
天天笑笑哭哭的

1139
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:35,960
你知道一个成熟的人精神波动不能这么大的

1140
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:42,859
你要注意一下你的精神健康啊啊主播连私信都不回噶了得了

1141
00:42:42,859 --> 00:42:44,800
塔菲都回你的思想

1142
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:45,640
那挺不错

1143
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:47,200
你有塔菲大牌吗

1144
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:48,910
这句话好像似曾相识

1145
00:42:48,910 --> 00:42:51,590
我记得是不是谁出事的时候

1146
00:42:51,590 --> 00:42:53,030
是不是罗志祥出事的时候

1147
00:42:53,030 --> 00:42:56,569
好多女生都说罗志祥都会回女朋友啊

1148
00:42:56,569 --> 00:42:57,919
你不回女朋友对吧

1149
00:42:57,919 --> 00:42:59,059
你比罗志祥还要忙

1150
00:42:59,059 --> 00:43:00,540
你比他还能时间管理

1151
00:43:00,540 --> 00:43:01,830
不会是这个吧

1152
00:43:01,830 --> 00:43:03,780
谢谢希望的灯牌阿里嘎多

1153
00:43:03,780 --> 00:43:04,590
感谢支持

1154
00:43:04,590 --> 00:43:06,610
谢谢谢谢啊

1155
00:43:06,610 --> 00:43:07,030
西差

1156
00:43:07,030 --> 00:43:07,810
对不起对不起

1157
00:43:08,890 --> 00:43:09,310
对不起

1158
00:43:09,310 --> 00:43:09,910
国美国没

1159
00:43:09,910 --> 00:43:10,090
对不

1160
00:43:10,090 --> 00:43:12,360
起拜拜9月嗯

1161
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:15,420
如何评价刚才有两个英文id的人进直播间

1162
00:43:15,420 --> 00:43:16,320
你都发错了

1163
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:16,800
音

1164
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:19,710
主播让你建议你扮成加拿大男v

1165
00:43:19,710 --> 00:43:22,230
这计划就这样破产了是吧

1166
00:43:23,790 --> 00:43:25,740
噶了算了

1167
00:43:30,180 --> 00:43:30,780
对啊

1168
00:43:30,780 --> 00:43:32,160
人哪有不疯的呢

1169
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:34,820
做虚拟主播哪有不疯的

1170
00:43:39,410 --> 00:43:41,830
学戏剧的情感都比较丰富

1171
00:43:41,830 --> 00:43:44,170
其实我理解就像我们当主播这行

1172
00:43:44,170 --> 00:43:46,810
那心里总是有无缘无无穷的话

1173
00:43:46,810 --> 00:43:49,150
要说总是无穷的烂活

1174
00:43:49,150 --> 00:43:50,110
烂梗要整啊

1175
00:43:50,110 --> 00:43:54,190
要不然的话很难在本性就是沉默寡言的情况下

1176
00:43:54,190 --> 00:43:57,070
去完全的演绎好主播的这个角色

1177
00:43:57,070 --> 00:44:01,050
但是你这种你这种情况也有点有点病态了

1178
00:44:01,050 --> 00:44:02,910
不要让工作影响到自己的生活

1179
00:44:02,910 --> 00:44:03,810
你知道吗

1180
00:44:03,810 --> 00:44:08,670
我知道这种沉浸式体验可能会让你的这个演技效果更上一层楼

1181
00:44:08,670 --> 00:44:11,350
但是我不认为这样对你的精神状态好

1182
00:44:11,350 --> 00:44:12,490
这精神状态不太好

1183
00:44:12,490 --> 00:44:13,359
你知道吗

1184
00:44:13,359 --> 00:44:16,059
4万多粉丝的主播很累的好不好

1185
00:44:16,059 --> 00:44:19,929
我哪有4万多粉丝这种这种自觉啊

1186
00:44:19,929 --> 00:44:22,749
大家我其实我的活跃粉丝一直都有2万左右

1187
00:44:24,830 --> 00:44:27,170
看视频的会给我评论互动的

1188
00:44:27,170 --> 00:44:31,720
看直播的更是一直就那么三五百人会看直播的

1189
00:44:31,720 --> 00:44:36,630
就那么三五百人那家我以前也觉得是不是就很多好几百万的博主

1190
00:44:36,630 --> 00:44:38,730
他就特别累特别累

1191
00:44:38,730 --> 00:44:41,250
然后要同时回复好几百个人的那个事情

1192
00:44:41,250 --> 00:44:42,630
其实你每天都直播

1193
00:44:42,630 --> 00:44:44,490
你会发现每天出现在你直播间的人

1194
00:44:44,490 --> 00:44:45,450
其实就是这些

1195
00:44:45,450 --> 00:44:48,109
就是就是一二百个人

1196
00:44:48,109 --> 00:44:49,429
然后大火纪念回的时候

1197
00:44:49,429 --> 00:44:51,349
三五百个人也就这样了

1198
00:44:51,349 --> 00:44:52,840
哈哈这么一想的话

1199
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:56,020
其实就全把自己作为一个主播的身份来看的话

1200
00:44:58,300 --> 00:45:00,160
大家

1201
00:45:01,370 --> 00:45:02,540
三五百对

1202
00:45:02,540 --> 00:45:03,650
三五百人啊

1203
00:45:03,650 --> 00:45:07,190
就每周你会回来看你一次还会说说话的

1204
00:45:07,190 --> 00:45:08,450
就那么三五百人

1205
00:45:08,450 --> 00:45:10,440
其实有2万吗

1206
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:13,860
有的后台数据显示是50%的那个活跃度啊

1207
00:45:13,860 --> 00:45:16,660
就2万哈

1208
00:45:17,180 --> 00:45:20,360
有一种跟高中小妹妹唠嗑的感觉

1209
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,470
不就喜欢这个纯真的呀

1210
00:45:22,470 --> 00:45:24,210
总不能这个咩咩啊

1211
00:45:27,930 --> 00:45:29,580
当猫猫之后

1212
00:45:29,580 --> 00:45:33,450
一开口沧桑的掐个烟给你点

1213
00:45:33,450 --> 00:45:34,140
捞起了

1214
00:45:34,140 --> 00:45:36,000
从前吧就不太合适吧

1215
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:36,680
哈哈哈

1216
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:38,300
直播间都是熟人

1217
00:45:38,300 --> 00:45:39,230
那咋办嘛

1218
00:45:39,230 --> 00:45:40,940
熟人社会老被踩头啊

1219
00:45:40,940 --> 00:45:42,020
早上好早上好

1220
00:45:42,020 --> 00:45:44,300
这虽然熟人社会老被踩头

1221
00:45:44,300 --> 00:45:46,090
但是也没办法呀

1222
00:45:46,090 --> 00:45:47,350
一人分饰五个人

1223
00:45:47,350 --> 00:45:48,130
你在查询

1224
00:45:52,570 --> 00:45:55,550
是不是天地之星啊

1225
00:45:55,550 --> 00:45:59,370
换贴吧的还存着知世故而不世故

1226
00:45:59,370 --> 00:45:59,850
懂不懂

1227
00:45:59,850 --> 00:46:03,630
你也知道烂梗不代表你的内心并不纯净对吧

1228
00:46:03,630 --> 00:46:05,820
你在网上骂多少次呃

1229
00:46:05,820 --> 00:46:09,040
这个嗯嗯对喷多少次

1230
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:11,980
你骂了多少多少队友的族谱也不耽误你

1231
00:46:11,980 --> 00:46:14,990
现实中是一个会帮那个树上的小猫

1232
00:46:14,990 --> 00:46:18,050
下来会给老人让座的一个五好青年啊

1233
00:46:18,050 --> 00:46:19,910
这个这个要分清啊

1234
00:46:19,910 --> 00:46:20,930
大家要分清啊

1235
00:46:20,930 --> 00:46:21,820
你知道吧

1236
00:46:22,379 --> 00:46:24,299
这样更有反差感

1237
00:46:24,299 --> 00:46:25,619
我直接就滑了

1238
00:46:25,619 --> 00:46:31,400
能不能不要拿你的小众xp来要求主播这种面向大众的职业滚滚

1239
00:46:32,240 --> 00:46:34,070
我骂完也忍不住笑

1240
00:46:34,070 --> 00:46:34,670
怎么办

1241
00:46:34,670 --> 00:46:35,660
大家我我就

1242
00:46:35,660 --> 00:46:36,500
凶不起来

1243
00:46:36,500 --> 00:46:37,340
你知道吗

1244
00:46:37,340 --> 00:46:39,140
我好像有点凶不起来

1245
00:46:39,140 --> 00:46:40,939
骂完人忍不住去笑

1246
00:46:40,939 --> 00:46:43,159
谢谢风狼奈落的申请纸飞机

1247
00:46:43,159 --> 00:46:46,999
所以为什么这个礼物这个活动已经过了这么长时间

1248
00:46:46,999 --> 00:46:49,060
这个礼物还有啊

1249
00:46:49,060 --> 00:46:51,070
每次收到这个纸飞机

1250
00:46:51,070 --> 00:46:52,360
这个cp大头贴

1251
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:55,970
我就想到昨天昨天本来以为能打第三

1252
00:46:55,970 --> 00:46:57,350
结果被人偷到第七的

1253
00:46:57,350 --> 00:47:00,200
这个有点接受不了了

1254
00:47:00,259 --> 00:47:01,819
你麻麻滴

1255
00:47:03,319 --> 00:47:06,229
你还凶不起来

1256
00:47:06,229 --> 00:47:07,189
我没有哎

1257
00:47:07,189 --> 00:47:09,830
我这个声音就我超投降

1258
00:47:09,830 --> 00:47:10,850
哈哈哈哈

1259
00:47:10,850 --> 00:47:15,780
高能榜电池39766投降投降投降投降投降

1260
00:47:15,780 --> 00:47:17,550
一人一直都很擅长投降

1261
00:47:17,550 --> 00:47:18,660
给给哥们跪着

1262
00:47:18,660 --> 00:47:20,310
给哥们跪着

1263
00:47:20,310 --> 00:47:22,290
主播自己想歪了就骂你

1264
00:47:24,570 --> 00:47:28,460
我其实就我这个声音就骂你

1265
00:47:30,300 --> 00:47:31,760
夏琳在我直播间

1266
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:33,560
无论是蓝色还是白色的时候

1267
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:36,000
从来都很少见你说话

1268
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,740
极少见你说话

1269
00:47:37,740 --> 00:47:41,310
然后好不容易开一次金口那种

1270
00:47:41,310 --> 00:47:42,450
居然是骂我

1271
00:47:42,450 --> 00:47:43,650
令人感慨

1272
00:47:43,650 --> 00:47:45,740
你们可可音果然还是

1273
00:47:47,419 --> 00:47:52,060
你们可可音果然还是一脉相承的这种嗯嗯

1274
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:57,740
就很多时候很多时候我跟别人吵架的时候

1275
00:47:57,740 --> 00:48:02,650
因为我不忍心就直接去攻击或者伤人的心啊之类的

1276
00:48:02,650 --> 00:48:06,770
然后再加上我一般语气也不是说缓和吧

1277
00:48:06,770 --> 00:48:08,450
音调比较高一点

1278
00:48:08,450 --> 00:48:10,420
大家的声线比较幼

1279
00:48:10,420 --> 00:48:13,300
就很少有人真的觉得我在生气

1280
00:48:13,300 --> 00:48:14,800
就哪怕我真的生气

1281
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:16,060
可能我真的生气了

1282
00:48:16,060 --> 00:48:18,300
我就把声音压着就很低

1283
00:48:18,300 --> 00:48:21,060
但是人家也觉得我嬉皮笑脸在闹着玩

1284
00:48:21,060 --> 00:48:22,920
这时候我又不想撕破脸

1285
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:24,480
我就拿人家无可奈何

1286
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:25,430
你知道吧

1287
00:48:25,430 --> 00:48:27,170
我就很无可奈何

1288
00:48:27,170 --> 00:48:28,820
不知道怎么跟人家讲

1289
00:48:28,820 --> 00:48:30,830
就很多时候你自己都生气了

1290
00:48:30,830 --> 00:48:33,460
然后人家还在那边嘻嘻哈哈的笑

1291
00:48:33,460 --> 00:48:35,080
这时候是最为难的

1292
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:39,740
就感觉很多时候嗯如果人家人家人家笑

1293
00:48:39,740 --> 00:48:41,360
人家人家笑了的话

1294
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:43,960
你就不好意思去生气

1295
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:52,100
养我吃饭

1296
00:48:52,100 --> 00:48:53,120
要我交房租

1297
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:54,200
养我交学费呢

1298
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:55,280
我跟燕人生气

1299
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:56,620
我太叛逆了

1300
00:48:57,620 --> 00:49:00,220
虽然单个个体来说

1301
00:49:02,380 --> 00:49:04,220
是我爹

1302
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:07,780
欢迎从小就很神奇了

1303
00:49:07,780 --> 00:49:10,210
谢谢瞬间跨越世纪的灯牌

1304
00:49:10,210 --> 00:49:12,640
感谢支持

1305
00:49:14,879 --> 00:49:19,710
对面会在倒数的时候突然送礼物刷乱斗

1306
00:49:19,710 --> 00:49:20,580
没关系

1307
00:49:20,580 --> 00:49:22,050
他他刷不刷

1308
00:49:22,050 --> 00:49:23,280
我都打不过

1309
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:24,090
没关系

1310
00:49:24,090 --> 00:49:25,470
你不要太担心

1311
00:49:25,470 --> 00:49:26,430
他刷不刷

1312
00:49:26,430 --> 00:49:28,370
我都打不过我投降

1313
00:49:28,370 --> 00:49:29,990
那怎么办呀

1314
00:49:29,990 --> 00:49:31,460
那没办法呀

1315
00:49:31,899 --> 00:49:33,519
敬而远之就好了

1316
00:49:33,519 --> 00:49:35,139
说明肥猫天天夹子音

1317
00:49:35,139 --> 00:49:36,279
把脑子夹坏了

1318
00:49:36,279 --> 00:49:38,019
滚听到没有滚

1319
00:49:38,019 --> 00:49:40,290
乖女儿一群

1320
00:49:40,290 --> 00:49:41,190
不不不不不

1321
00:49:41,190 --> 00:49:41,970
你还不行啊

1322
00:49:41,970 --> 00:49:42,630
你还不行

1323
00:49:42,630 --> 00:49:43,950
这边这边是舰长

1324
00:49:43,950 --> 00:49:44,520
是我爹

1325
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:45,450
舰长是我爹

1326
00:49:45,450 --> 00:49:46,050
不行不行

1327
00:49:46,050 --> 00:49:46,950
不能叫白色的

1328
00:49:46,950 --> 00:49:48,330
这样规军就被打破了

1329
00:49:48,330 --> 00:49:49,200
就寄了

1330
00:49:50,299 --> 00:49:51,919
被11被告下去

1331
00:49:51,919 --> 00:49:52,939
别人都不用打

1332
00:49:52,939 --> 00:49:54,319
就不管他压不压分

1333
00:49:54,319 --> 00:49:57,139
主播基本都都都都是打掉的

1334
00:49:57,139 --> 00:49:58,920
就是随便开开而已

1335
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:00,820
谢谢默认五达达乐

1336
00:50:00,820 --> 00:50:02,020
感谢支持爱豆

1337
00:50:02,020 --> 00:50:03,340
家人都要骗是吧

1338
00:50:03,340 --> 00:50:06,640
你看这全直播间有谁能给主播骗的

1339
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:10,140
你说你说你说有谁能给主播骗子吧

1340
00:50:17,479 --> 00:50:19,239
说话强度有点太高了

1341
00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:20,499
小可呀小可呀

1342
00:50:20,499 --> 00:50:22,029
等下等下要下播了

1343
00:50:22,029 --> 00:50:26,289
今天来其实是主播打了一针那个什么肾上腺素

1344
00:50:26,289 --> 00:50:31,390
然后把那个后半场所有的那个话都放到前半场来说的

1345
00:50:31,390 --> 00:50:32,770
因为老有人跟我反映

1346
00:50:32,770 --> 00:50:36,640
主播主播你的直播前半个小时非常好看的

1347
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:39,190
然后前一个小时也算食之有味吧

1348
00:50:39,190 --> 00:50:41,120
一个半小时开始开始混了

1349
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:42,920
两个小时开始就开始唱歌了

1350
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:45,380
最后三个小时跟沉默寡言不好说

1351
00:50:45,380 --> 00:50:46,210
你知道吧

1352
00:50:46,210 --> 00:50:50,590
就就主播哈哈打算打算那个比较累

1353
00:50:50,590 --> 00:50:51,550
想睡觉的时候

1354
00:50:51,550 --> 00:50:54,520
直接就就嗯嗯嗯

1355
00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:56,560
就把直播时间压缩到一个小时

1356
00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:57,640
到一个半小时左右

1357
00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:58,180
就不会

1358
00:50:58,180 --> 00:50:59,020
这个时间了

1359
00:50:59,020 --> 00:50:59,920
你知道吗

1360
00:51:00,100 --> 00:51:03,460
你想经典回顾一下谁说的

1361
00:51:03,460 --> 00:51:04,480
沈老师

1362
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:08,720
沈老师说坐牢没事也就开摆吧

1363
00:51:08,720 --> 00:51:11,660
我自认今天的直播状态还挺不错的呀

1364
00:51:11,660 --> 00:51:14,720
我觉得今天直播状态说话什么的都挺有意思的

1365
00:51:14,720 --> 00:51:16,530
我可以给自己打到呃

1366
00:51:16,530 --> 00:51:19,140
三分天注定三分靠打拼啊

1367
00:51:19,140 --> 00:51:23,880
剩下的剩下四门的烟人手里给我自己打一个及格分吧

1368
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:27,890
我觉得今天这个这个完场的状态相对还是好一些的

1369
00:51:27,890 --> 00:51:29,570
前期豪言壮语

1370
00:51:29,570 --> 00:51:30,710
中期沉默不语

1371
00:51:30,710 --> 00:51:33,030
后期胡言乱语

1372
00:51:33,030 --> 00:51:34,170
不不不不不

1373
00:51:34,170 --> 00:51:35,970
我是前期豪言壮语

1374
00:51:35,970 --> 00:51:37,230
中期胡言乱语

1375
00:51:37,230 --> 00:51:40,830
后期已经累到不想说话就沉默不语了

1376
00:51:40,830 --> 00:51:41,860
你知道吗

1377
00:51:42,259 --> 00:51:43,519
我只能给你打

1378
00:51:43,519 --> 00:51:47,879
0.5分早产怎么了

1379
00:51:47,879 --> 00:51:49,019
看不起早场是吧

1380
00:51:49,019 --> 00:51:50,279
看不起美颜咩啊是吧

1381
00:51:50,279 --> 00:51:52,019
肥猫能开口就是九分

1382
00:51:52,019 --> 00:51:53,459
铁哥吃

1383
00:51:53,459 --> 00:51:55,580
哈哈哈哈哈

1384
00:51:55,580 --> 00:51:56,940
还有舔干净呢

1385
00:51:56,940 --> 00:51:58,620
主播三个活杂谈

1386
00:51:58,620 --> 00:52:00,120
唱神志不清的歌片

1387
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:05,330
明白你知道有一些英雄他就不是拿出来打正常局的

1388
00:52:05,330 --> 00:52:06,950
主播就不是这样的英雄了

1389
00:52:06,950 --> 00:52:09,840
主播明显就是那种会打针对的

1390
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:11,000
你知道吧

1391
00:52:16,870 --> 00:52:19,750
谁讲的啊

1392
00:52:19,750 --> 00:52:21,790
我怀疑这是不是一个骗局啊

1393
00:52:21,790 --> 00:52:27,350
大家你们下次我打大乱斗的时候去对面说对面的肥猫会压点刷礼物的

1394
00:52:27,350 --> 00:52:29,870
然后让对面就干脆开摆不下分了

1395
00:52:29,870 --> 00:52:30,290
怎么样

1396
00:52:30,290 --> 00:52:32,510
你们觉得你们觉得合不合适

1397
00:52:32,510 --> 00:52:33,470
你们觉得合适吗

1398
00:52:33,470 --> 00:52:35,960
我觉得好像挺合适的哈哈

1399
00:52:36,439 --> 00:52:39,139
所以很多时候吧就是怎么说呢

1400
00:52:39,139 --> 00:52:41,719
觉得自己播的相对还挺好的时候吧

1401
00:52:41,719 --> 00:52:42,799
营收为零啊

1402
00:52:42,799 --> 00:52:45,540
营收为130元好像还不到

1403
00:52:45,540 --> 00:52:47,640
然后觉得自己播的不好的时候

1404
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:49,890
反而就是康康框框掐大米

1405
00:52:49,890 --> 00:52:52,500
主播8月份的时候已经被战士忏悔过了

1406
00:52:52,500 --> 00:52:54,270
有人说主播办那个忏悔会

1407
00:52:54,270 --> 00:52:56,370
你会不会带头跟大家忏悔啊

1408
00:52:56,370 --> 00:52:59,629
你会不会带头的去细数一下自己的罪恶

1409
00:52:59,629 --> 00:53:00,589
然后当然会的

1410
00:53:00,589 --> 00:53:01,369
大家当然会的

1411
00:53:01,369 --> 00:53:02,629
肥皂罪恶要说的话

1412
00:53:02,629 --> 00:53:03,769
三天三夜都说不完

1413
00:53:03,769 --> 00:53:05,160
但主要挑几点

1414
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:06,360
主要跟大家分

1415
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:07,620
享一下主播也知道

1416
00:53:07,620 --> 00:53:09,160
主播心知肚明啊

1417
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:10,900
所以把这个串回回开场

1418
00:53:10,900 --> 00:53:13,760
就是我认为大家不想听别人的这个问题

1419
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:16,340
只想听肥猫怎么狠狠的辱骂自己的话

1420
00:53:16,340 --> 00:53:17,180
欢迎到时候看

1421
00:53:17,180 --> 00:53:18,980
我回前半个小时过来看

1422
00:53:20,580 --> 00:53:23,180
可能恰饭有延迟啊

1423
00:53:23,180 --> 00:53:24,830
什么恰饭有延迟啊

1424
00:53:24,830 --> 00:53:27,880
嗯拿千牌有延迟啊

1425
00:53:27,919 --> 00:53:30,139
主播要嬉皮笑脸的说

1426
00:53:30,139 --> 00:53:31,369
我当场举办

1427
00:53:31,369 --> 00:53:32,659
什么叫嬉皮笑脸

1428
00:53:32,659 --> 00:53:33,679
这叫营业

1429
00:53:33,679 --> 00:53:35,260
营业太多

1430
00:53:35,260 --> 00:53:38,200
难道不明白营业态度是什么意思吗

1431
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:41,920
爷爷太多的意思就是嗯不管怎么样

1432
00:53:42,140 --> 00:53:45,320
我要时刻对你保持微笑

1433
00:53:48,469 --> 00:53:51,079
燕燕人

1434
00:53:51,790 --> 00:53:53,350
肥猫没活的

1435
00:53:53,350 --> 00:53:55,270
你非听唱歌啊

1436
00:53:55,270 --> 00:53:57,190
这个直播要结束了

1437
00:53:57,190 --> 00:53:58,750
你非上厕所

1438
00:53:58,750 --> 00:53:59,950
这什么来着

1439
00:53:59,950 --> 00:54:01,930
就是那个那个你叉叉吧

1440
00:54:01,930 --> 00:54:04,949
这好像是那个你叉叉别夹了咋的

1441
00:54:04,949 --> 00:54:07,220
不喜欢听夹子音是吧

1442
00:54:07,220 --> 00:54:09,350
不喜欢听夹子音是吧

1443
00:54:09,350 --> 00:54:10,520
就夹就夹

1444
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:20,060
怎么我是不是声线已经苍老成那个什么像个快入土了的感觉

1445
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:22,820
在你们心里这个都是假的话

1446
00:54:22,820 --> 00:54:24,740
那什么样什么样不是夹呀

1447
00:54:24,740 --> 00:54:27,230
我感觉我只是把嘴张开了讲话

1448
00:54:27,230 --> 00:54:29,570
所以没有什么别的差别

1449
00:54:29,570 --> 00:54:33,310
就没有什么别的差别

1450
00:54:33,310 --> 00:54:34,540
什么都烂

1451
00:54:34,540 --> 00:54:35,350
什么都烂

1452
00:54:35,350 --> 00:54:36,310
你还在这边看

1453
00:54:36,310 --> 00:54:37,450
别当傲娇好吗

1454
00:54:37,450 --> 00:54:40,120
你说你在这边一辈子不吐露真心

1455
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:41,980
肥猫在这边乐颠颠的啊

1456
00:54:41,980 --> 00:54:44,140
你天天每个人都像你这么骂我

1457
00:54:44,140 --> 00:54:45,650
主播早毕业了

1458
00:54:45,650 --> 00:54:50,900
你你你骂我产生的这个心理负担就有十个嘎吃来弥补

1459
00:54:50,900 --> 00:54:52,010
哈哈哈哈

1460
00:54:52,010 --> 00:54:56,170
最后最后最后提升的是主播整体的心智币

1461
00:54:56,170 --> 00:54:57,940
你觉不觉得自己作恶多端

1462
00:54:57,940 --> 00:54:59,230
快点忏悔一下你的罪恶

1463
00:54:59,230 --> 00:55:00,130
给我写小作文

1464
00:55:00,130 --> 00:55:02,060
快去快去

1465
00:55:02,940 --> 00:55:04,380
哈喽哈喽

1466
00:55:04,660 --> 00:55:07,060
一切说你嬉皮笑脸

1467
00:55:07,060 --> 00:55:08,080
你说你莹莹

1468
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:09,340
你说讲的现实

1469
00:55:09,340 --> 00:55:10,480
你说你只搞真实

1470
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:11,890
这就是灵活米线

1471
00:55:11,890 --> 00:55:12,460
你知道吗

1472
00:55:12,460 --> 00:55:14,380
这是灵活的米线

1473
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:20,540
很多时候这个这个这个你的发言会跟着你的你的你的立场走完

1474
00:55:20,540 --> 00:55:23,360
主播就是一个典型的墙头草

1475
00:55:23,460 --> 00:55:24,900
没有我也不是墙头草

1476
00:55:24,900 --> 00:55:26,520
莓也还好吧也还好吧

1477
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:29,110
我你搁着立体防御能下播了

1478
00:55:29,110 --> 00:55:29,710
确实烂

1479
00:55:29,710 --> 00:55:30,820
一直都不想看

1480
00:55:30,820 --> 00:55:33,670
哎呀我知道我知道这不是你的真心话

1481
00:55:33,670 --> 00:55:34,460
你知道吧

1482
00:55:34,460 --> 00:55:36,800
从出道开始夹23年的主播

1483
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:39,950
从出道到现在已经夹了1000个小时了

1484
00:55:39,950 --> 00:55:41,990
主播已经夹了1000个小时了

1485
00:55:41,990 --> 00:55:44,690
能不能给主播颁发一个什么里程碑

1486
00:55:44,690 --> 00:55:44,990
什么

1487
00:55:44,990 --> 00:55:47,010
恭喜绵绵成为虚拟区

1488
00:55:47,010 --> 00:55:51,210
2021年11月份出道的最能夹的这个v之一

1489
00:55:51,210 --> 00:55:54,430
能不能给主播搬个里程碑似的

1490
00:55:54,430 --> 00:55:57,000
此处至今万念

1491
00:55:57,700 --> 00:55:59,740
我应该一直到毕业那天

1492
00:55:59,740 --> 00:56:01,760
应该都这个声音吧

1493
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:06,020
倒不如说这个声音基本上我生活里面现在也是这个声音

1494
00:56:06,020 --> 00:56:07,220
啊啊我生活里面现在也是

1495
00:56:07,220 --> 00:56:08,190
这个声音了

1496
00:56:08,190 --> 00:56:11,070
有的时候我就趴在沙发上面晒太阳

1497
00:56:11,070 --> 00:56:12,970
然后室友路过我哟

1498
00:56:12,970 --> 00:56:13,870
pardon呢

1499
00:56:13,870 --> 00:56:23,160
然后我说嗯是呀嗯然后他就能出口我国的少年不一

1500
00:56:23,859 --> 00:56:25,749
怪不得你能当主播

1501
00:56:25,749 --> 00:56:27,159
还有这么多人喜欢

1502
00:56:27,159 --> 00:56:29,499
你要说没没没没没没没没没没没

1503
00:56:29,499 --> 00:56:30,519
你什么都没听见

1504
00:56:35,460 --> 00:56:37,950
想摆就摆的b站公务员对吧

1505
00:56:37,950 --> 00:56:42,180
那你们那大家也也也不不给主播加班

1506
00:56:42,180 --> 00:56:44,640
主播播到家了可不走了咋的

1507
00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:49,890
那那怎么就主播播到点可不是走了咋的

1508
00:56:49,890 --> 00:56:50,610
没活了

1509
00:56:50,610 --> 00:56:51,630
知道自己要走了

1510
00:56:51,630 --> 00:56:52,410
也没有明白

1511
00:56:52,410 --> 00:56:54,160
就主播那肯定就走了呀

1512
00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:56,320
哪天你看主播上了半个小时

1513
00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:56,980
人没米

1514
00:56:56,980 --> 00:56:58,000
然后就哭着跑了

1515
00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:58,900
哪有这样的

1516
00:56:58,900 --> 00:57:00,700
都是把自己想说的话说完了

1517
00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:04,150
我就走了呀

1518
00:57:04,150 --> 00:57:06,010
这不是很正常的吗

1519
00:57:06,010 --> 00:57:07,770
还有没有

1520
00:57:07,770 --> 00:57:08,970
怎么还不改呀

1521
00:57:08,970 --> 00:57:09,750
快点快点快点

1522
00:57:09,750 --> 00:57:10,410
还有三分钟

1523
00:57:10,410 --> 00:57:12,150
咱们今天的这个指标就完成了

1524
00:57:12,150 --> 00:57:14,300
我就快点下播睡觉去了啊

1525
00:57:14,460 --> 00:57:15,300
真不错

1526
00:57:16,620 --> 00:57:20,650
这种一个小时的直播就是播完了之后自我感觉良好啊

1527
00:57:20,650 --> 00:57:23,110
大家真的自我感觉非常良好

1528
00:57:23,110 --> 00:57:26,710
觉得自己简直就是可爱的紧爱

1529
00:57:26,710 --> 00:57:28,570
思维敏捷活跃

1530
00:57:28,570 --> 00:57:30,070
然后再骂我

1531
00:57:30,070 --> 00:57:31,930
今天也非常努力啊

1532
00:57:31,930 --> 00:57:32,770
非常非常努力

1533
00:57:32,770 --> 00:57:35,490
骂我也非常努力的给大家圆场

1534
00:57:35,490 --> 00:57:37,920
然后就狠狠的攥住拳头

1535
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:39,150
然后给自跟自己

1536
00:57:39,150 --> 00:57:39,870
碰一下拳

1537
00:57:39,870 --> 00:57:40,710
米耶咪呀

1538
00:57:40,710 --> 00:57:42,510
今天你也是一个非常棒的咪咪

1539
00:57:42,510 --> 00:57:45,340
哈哈哈哈哈哈哎呀

1540
00:57:45,340 --> 00:57:46,720
这不就是你的下播

1541
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:48,940
你还不如你旗下的2号男v

1542
00:57:48,940 --> 00:57:49,859
懂不懂

1543
00:57:49,859 --> 00:57:51,779
不讲求那个什么呀

1544
00:57:51,779 --> 00:57:53,579
我要在这边挂着听歌

1545
00:57:53,579 --> 00:57:54,419
然后谁发弹幕

1546
00:57:54,419 --> 00:57:55,139
我回一下

1547
00:57:55,139 --> 00:57:56,519
主播能播二四个点

1548
00:57:56,519 --> 00:57:58,300
那不能这么播呀

1549
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:01,120
主播主播主播没坏了

1550
00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:01,780
我就走了

1551
00:58:01,780 --> 00:58:02,700
你知道吧

1552
00:58:04,319 --> 00:58:05,399
主要是困了

1553
00:58:05,399 --> 00:58:06,359
平凡是困了

1554
00:58:06,359 --> 00:58:06,779
你不困

1555
00:58:06,779 --> 00:58:07,439
但是我困了

1556
00:58:07,439 --> 00:58:08,279
我挺困的

1557
00:58:08,279 --> 00:58:09,300
哈哈哈

1558
00:58:09,300 --> 00:58:10,440
哎呀弟弟呀

1559
00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:12,120
可能你们看不出来我困了

1560
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:13,320
但是把我困了的时候

1561
00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:14,580
我会强打精神

1562
00:58:14,580 --> 00:58:16,140
逼迫自己用脑子胡言乱语

1563
00:58:16,140 --> 00:58:17,130
是这样的

1564
00:58:17,130 --> 00:58:18,810
居然播了一个小时了

1565
00:58:18,810 --> 00:58:19,890
怎么时间在我这里一

1566
00:58:19,890 --> 00:58:20,970
直都过得飞快

1567
00:58:20,970 --> 00:58:23,880
是吧哒哒哒哒哒哒啊哈

1568
00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:26,320
含金量米呀米呀

1569
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:27,280
含金量

1570
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:30,700
国服登顶s6 的含金量

1571
00:58:30,759 --> 00:58:33,459
谢谢灵之小梅露的绝选手带

1572
00:58:33,459 --> 00:58:35,439
感谢支持红的年龄爱豆

1573
00:58:35,439 --> 00:58:36,780
谢谢谢谢

1574
00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:42,890
谢谢人质才没录的电影票

1575
00:58:42,890 --> 00:58:45,860
我超票天有网

1576
00:58:45,860 --> 00:58:48,920
我天王主播大多都是这样的

1577
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:52,880
有些时候觉得就是就是这个盒子一出

1578
00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:57,220
电影票就是对于主播的这一个一个嘲讽了

1579
00:58:57,220 --> 00:58:59,920
哈哈谢谢谢谢

1580
00:58:59,960 --> 00:59:03,140
正好跟对面差了一个绝缘绶带的分

1581
00:59:03,140 --> 00:59:04,280
我有点接受不了

1582
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:05,180
大家绷不住了

1583
00:59:05,180 --> 00:59:06,500
正好我哥也放完了

1584
00:59:06,500 --> 00:59:07,940
我人要戒烟了

1585
00:59:07,940 --> 00:59:09,160
我要走了

1586
00:59:09,180 --> 00:59:10,290
再见

1587
00:59:10,290 --> 00:59:12,540
加油大哥

1588
00:59:12,540 --> 00:59:13,860
看见冬眠好吧

1589
00:59:13,860 --> 00:59:14,700
睡觉去了

1590
00:59:14,700 --> 00:59:19,280
大家伴随着雪融化后长眠啊拜拜

1591
00:59:22,879 --> 00:59:25,579
今天今天非常的简单

1592
00:59:25,579 --> 00:59:27,319
非常粗暴的一个呃

1593
00:59:27,319 --> 00:59:28,219
只有加班了

1594
00:59:28,219 --> 00:59:28,759
在加班

1595
00:59:28,759 --> 00:59:30,649
但是不保证加班质量

1596
00:59:30,649 --> 00:59:32,280
不保证加班质量

1597
00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:39,840
正好我的水也喝完了

1598
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:45,090
拜拜拜拜哎

1599
00:59:45,090 --> 00:59:49,000
臭小一点的早场真的好开心啊

1600
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:51,280
感觉这种撩的很很很连贯

1601
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:54,600
然后很自我感觉良好

1602
00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:55,320
然后就走了

1603
00:59:55,320 --> 00:59:56,780
哈哈哈哈

1604
01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:07,140
为了效果挺好的

1605
01:00:07,140 --> 01:00:08,640
我也觉得效果挺好的

1606
01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:11,960
很适合那个没什么事的时候啊

1607
01:00:12,020 --> 01:00:14,360
一整个直播全都看下来

1608
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:17,180
这样去这样去补这一场

1609
01:00:17,180 --> 01:00:18,380
我觉得很适合啊

1610
01:00:18,380 --> 01:00:19,520
大家嘿嘿

1611
01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:23,820
雪花约在从前约会的地方

1612
01:00:23,820 --> 01:00:26,400
要陪你唱歌曲中

1613
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:28,040
我倔强

1614
01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:31,160
而且没有对于大家来说的什么沉默环节

1615
01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:32,150
吃饭环节

1616
01:00:32,150 --> 01:00:34,760
唱歌环节没有这个垃圾环节

1617
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:36,650
非常小而美的一场

1618
01:00:40,130 --> 01:00:42,430
基本上都没有什么米掐呀

1619
01:00:42,430 --> 01:00:43,270
不过没关系

1620
01:00:43,270 --> 01:00:44,230
大家没关系

1621
01:00:44,230 --> 01:00:47,300
因为前两天前两天那个呃

1622
01:00:47,300 --> 01:00:49,880
前两天前两天数据还挺好的

1623
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:51,080
不用给自己压力

1624
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:51,860
你知道吗

1625
01:00:51,860 --> 01:00:53,000
想播就播

1626
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:54,620
这就是哔哔哔的愉悦

1627
01:00:54,620 --> 01:00:59,100
想播就播是一种你说话是一种自我安慰啊

1628
01:00:59,100 --> 01:01:01,200
就像是有人在网上说对吧

1629
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:02,490
我老婆对我特别好

1630
01:01:02,490 --> 01:01:04,200
我想先洗碗就先洗碗

1631
01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:05,040
我想先擦地

1632
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:06,140
我就先擦地

1633
01:01:06,140 --> 01:01:07,040
我想先洗衣服

1634
01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:07,820
我就先洗衣服

1635
01:01:07,820 --> 01:01:08,600
我想先刷车

1636
01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:09,740
我就先刷车

1637
01:01:09,740 --> 01:01:13,670
你会觉得这是一种这是一种家务自由吗

1638
01:01:13,670 --> 01:01:15,020
这当然不是呀

1639
01:01:15,020 --> 01:01:16,580
这是因为这件事都要做呀

1640
01:01:19,390 --> 01:01:20,950
调换座的顺序的权利

1641
01:01:20,950 --> 01:01:22,960
他就没有不做的权利啊

1642
01:01:23,359 --> 01:01:24,559
肯定有做的啊

1643
01:01:24,559 --> 01:01:25,249
你知道吗

1644
01:01:25,249 --> 01:01:26,959
主播就是小而美啊

1645
01:01:26,959 --> 01:01:27,799
小美不美

1646
01:01:27,799 --> 01:01:32,340
不知道小法谁小时只能说安慰自己一下

1647
01:01:32,340 --> 01:01:33,120
小而美啊

1648
01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:34,140
经典小而美

1649
01:01:34,140 --> 01:01:36,140
bey嘿嘿

1650
01:01:36,939 --> 01:01:37,779
你都没钱

1651
01:01:37,779 --> 01:01:38,679
加油了

1652
01:01:38,679 --> 01:01:39,819
你把这两天出去

1653
01:01:39,819 --> 01:01:40,479
真的吗

1654
01:01:40,479 --> 01:01:41,199
真的吗

1655
01:01:41,199 --> 01:01:42,830
你告诉我告诉我

1656
01:01:42,830 --> 01:01:43,850
自由又不累

1657
01:01:43,850 --> 01:01:45,110
是最快乐的

1658
01:01:45,110 --> 01:01:45,680
自由

1659
01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:48,179
不累跟功成名

1660
01:01:48,179 --> 01:01:50,310
就跟大米恰饱

1661
01:01:50,310 --> 01:01:53,790
这三个东西里面一般来说一个都选不到

1662
01:01:53,790 --> 01:01:55,470
偶尔有人能选到一个

1663
01:01:55,470 --> 01:01:56,700
如果你想选到俩

1664
01:01:56,700 --> 01:01:58,190
那是痴人说梦

1665
01:01:58,190 --> 01:01:59,300
选择杀的话

1666
01:01:59,300 --> 01:02:01,850
建议直接抱个被子

1667
01:02:01,850 --> 01:02:04,680
然后就闭着眼睛就能实现

1668
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:06,359
哈哈哈哈哈

1669
01:02:06,359 --> 01:02:09,599
除非你出生家里面就18套房啊

1670
01:02:09,599 --> 01:02:12,179
这辈子可以靠收租这个衣食无忧

1671
01:02:12,179 --> 01:02:15,680
要不然的话基本上没有人能能这样啊

1672
01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:19,410
我怎么播的烂还不让说了

1673
01:02:19,410 --> 01:02:20,670
那当然不让说了

1674
01:02:20,670 --> 01:02:21,990
那播的真烂的时候

1675
01:02:21,990 --> 01:02:23,310
我都是随便你说的

1676
01:02:23,310 --> 01:02:24,630
今天播的真不赖啊

1677
01:02:24,630 --> 01:02:26,480
这自我感觉挺不错的

1678
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:28,190
自我感觉良好啊

1679
01:02:28,190 --> 01:02:38,000
我怎么思念第一个礼拜才学会自我入门

1680
01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:42,440
你看过我的伤害

1681
01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:46,500
是没有一句责怪

1682
01:02:46,620 --> 01:02:50,370
策马一样香不香

1683
01:02:50,370 --> 01:02:51,400
我

1684
01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:04,440
我也不想擦擦玻璃啊

1685
01:03:04,879 --> 01:03:07,219
本场评分优自我评价

1686
01:03:07,219 --> 01:03:08,299
自我评价怎么了

1687
01:03:08,299 --> 01:03:10,100
自我评价不可以吗

1688
01:03:10,799 --> 01:03:13,460
哎看不起自我评价是吧

1689
01:03:15,060 --> 01:03:18,000
好啦好啦好啦好啦

1690
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:22,100
那么我们今天的直播就到这里啦

1691
01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:30,239
双手欢迎来到bl秋季赛的比赛现场

1692
01:03:30,239 --> 01:03:32,990
我是解说啊

1693
01:03:32,990 --> 01:03:34,130
不知道我剪谁

1694
01:03:34,130 --> 01:03:35,570
哈哈哈哈哈哈

1695
01:03:35,570 --> 01:03:37,130
不知道我是解说谁啊

1696
01:03:37,130 --> 01:03:39,620
总之我要去看pl秋季赛的比赛现场

1697
01:03:39,620 --> 01:03:41,279
大家后会有期

1698
01:03:42,579 --> 01:03:46,490
你看过我的小孩

1699
01:03:46,490 --> 01:03:50,560
却没有一句责怪

1700
01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:54,680
那怎么办

1701
01:03:54,680 --> 01:03:58,770
那后来一个小时我就变成跟弹幕一问一答的样子了

1702
01:03:58,770 --> 01:04:00,510
没事大家众所周知

1703
01:04:00,510 --> 01:04:02,910
都知道米娅米娅营收为零的时候

1704
01:04:02,910 --> 01:04:05,620
直播时长一般都比正常人要短

1705
01:04:06,259 --> 01:04:09,739
明月米娅是一个很会自我调节上班时间的人啊

1706
01:04:09,739 --> 01:04:11,119
如果真想营收为零

1707
01:04:11,119 --> 01:04:14,140
那可能至少那个就像风水不太好

1708
01:04:14,140 --> 01:04:15,400
我们下一场再来啊

1709
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:15,940
别急啊

1710
01:04:15,940 --> 01:04:17,260
那我是不会背叛我的

1711
01:04:17,260 --> 01:04:18,100
慢慢来嘛

1712
01:04:18,100 --> 01:04:19,460
拜拜拜拜

1713
01:04:20,399 --> 01:04:22,019
还小咖啡下播啦

1714
01:04:22,019 --> 01:04:23,880
小咖啡拜拜

1715
01:04:32,039 --> 01:04:33,089
我可没有开麦

1716
01:04:33,089 --> 01:04:34,619
只是时长缩短而言

1717
01:04:34,619 --> 01:04:36,479
内容可没有任何的那什么

1718
01:04:36,479 --> 01:04:40,890
这甚至我认为这是11月状态最好的一场

1719
01:04:40,890 --> 01:04:44,130
我自评的话是11月状态最好

1720
01:04:44,130 --> 01:04:49,060
并且靠我自己去主导话题加节目效果最足的一场啊

1721
01:04:49,060 --> 01:04:53,680
我觉得是相对发挥了最为连贯的一场

1722
01:04:53,979 --> 01:04:59,100
这一组也终于勇敢说爱你

1723
01:04:59,140 --> 01:05:01,279
你一开始我只顾着看你

1724
01:05:01,279 --> 01:05:03,139
谢谢两只小白鹭的心

1725
01:05:03,139 --> 01:05:04,429
谢谢来评论的舰长

1726
01:05:04,429 --> 01:05:06,229
谢谢大家的纸飞机的灯牌

1727
01:05:06,229 --> 01:05:07,910
谢谢影票居然收到

1728
01:05:07,910 --> 01:05:09,410
谢谢大家的小花牛蛙

1729
01:05:09,410 --> 01:05:09,800
好嘞

1730
01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:14,960
走这感动从此陌生到熟会是我们从没想过

1731
01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:16,640
只是你的

1732
01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:19,320
现在不敢期待

1733
01:05:20,140 --> 01:05:20,860
很难

1734
01:05:20,860 --> 01:05:23,140
接受这怎么那么香啊

1735
01:05:24,220 --> 01:05:25,859
怎么那么香啊

1736
01:05:25,859 --> 01:05:27,119
胡思乱想

1737
01:05:27,119 --> 01:05:28,919
就从今天起

1738
01:05:28,919 --> 01:05:32,189
爱会像一个陷阱

1739
01:05:32,189 --> 01:05:33,899
却从未犹豫

1740
01:05:33,899 --> 01:05:37,269
相信你真的愿意

1741
01:05:37,269 --> 01:05:39,309
就请给我惊喜

1742
01:05:39,309 --> 01:05:40,749
关于爱情

1743
01:05:40,749 --> 01:05:44,520
过去没有异想的结局

1744
01:05:49,230 --> 01:05:50,850
我的怀疑

1745
01:05:50,850 --> 01:05:54,620
所有答案有你和明白

1746
01:05:54,620 --> 01:05:59,720
转啊转就真的遇见mr right

1747
01:06:09,439 --> 01:06:12,459
我的世界变得奇妙

1748
01:06:12,459 --> 01:06:14,649
更难以言喻

1749
01:06:14,649 --> 01:06:19,550
还以为是从天而降的梦境

1750
01:06:19,550 --> 01:06:24,840
直到确定手的温暖和甜蜜姓名

1751
01:06:24,899 --> 01:06:30,020
这一刻也终于勇敢说爱你

1752
01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:32,400
一开始我只顾着看你

1753
01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:33,660
装作不经意

1754
01:06:33,660 --> 01:06:34,860
心却飘过去

1755
01:06:34,860 --> 01:06:35,820
还窃喜

1756
01:06:35,820 --> 01:06:41,690
你没发现我躲在角落忙着快乐忙

1757
01:06:41,690 --> 01:06:43,190
只看过从彼此陌生

1758
01:06:43,190 --> 01:06:48,280
但是会是我们从没想过爱到现在

1759
01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:54,770
我看起来要证明自己曾被你想起

1760
01:06:54,770 --> 01:06:58,060
为你我胡思乱想

1761
01:06:58,060 --> 01:06:59,800
就从今天起

1762
01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:01,390
i wish

1763
01:07:01,390 --> 01:07:03,130
像一个陷阱

1764
01:07:03,130 --> 01:07:04,930
却从未犹豫

1765
01:07:04,930 --> 01:07:10,239
相信你真的眼里就请给我惊喜

1766
01:07:10,239 --> 01:07:11,679
关于爱情

1767
01:07:11,679 --> 01:07:15,380
或许没有理想的结局

1768
01:07:20,220 --> 01:07:21,780
我的怀疑

1769
01:07:21,780 --> 01:07:25,560
所有答应你而明白

1770
01:07:25,560 --> 01:07:29,520
转了转就成了一件没

1771
01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:30,540
so right

1772
01:07:30,899 --> 01:07:33,479
世界变得奇妙

1773
01:07:33,479 --> 01:07:35,640
更难以言喻

1774
01:07:35,660 --> 01:07:40,430
还以为是从天而降的梦境

1775
01:07:40,430 --> 01:07:45,830
直到确定手的温度来自你心里

1776
01:07:45,830 --> 01:07:50,520
这一刻也终于勇敢说爱你

1777
01:07:50,520 --> 01:07:52,860
谢谢拜拜