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不行呀不行呀

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今天哎呦不行

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大家刚才试了一下

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之前因为一些那个原因

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然后用的那个魔法呀

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结果好像还不如裸连快

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我也不知道为啥

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希望这次断了之后

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他能他能正常点吧

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希望他能正常点吧

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但是我也控制不了他

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我也不想怎么这样呢

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哎呀好烦好烦嗯

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刚才聊到哪了来着

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我刚刚见石头会生跟我说

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说在弹幕里面问我

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然后当代大发弹幕有一些我看不到的呀

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谢谢四爱的心动卡

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感谢支持这个的发上好

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刚才说要问我扬了是什么感觉

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我记得讲了

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谢谢新之助的时尚心动卡点阿里嘎多

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感谢感谢我

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刚才我之前我早上上场直播的时候吧

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我其实讲了我说扬的那个感觉其实就是嗓子哑

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咳嗽头晕犯困

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然后全身疼

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没啥别的证就好了

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腰疼还挺明显的

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所以我当时一个方面担心的是嗓子

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另一方面担心的其实是腰子

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不是有人说那个在确诊了之后

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然后康复了之后发现自己的那个什么肾脏啊

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腰什么的出了问题嘛

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然后当时除了担心嫂子

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就挺担心腰子

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但是看起来好像就还好

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腰子的影响

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不知道呃

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嗓子的音效也可能有犯什么size

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我是女生

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我是女生

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有个锤子

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哈哈哈哈哎呀确实是当时当时挺挺担心的

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挺担心就是对肾的压力挺大的

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好像据说这个这个病确实对肾压力挺大的

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这带的什么牌子

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九莲宝灯答辩是吧

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你就是1t哈哈

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你就是一踢是吧

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哎呦给我整乐了

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晚上好

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晚上好

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新之助四天机

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晚上好

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小叶晚上好

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九连宝灯

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大白天的狗

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晚上好多萌

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kila

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一更新

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猫与四川获胜

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晚上好

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沈老师

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晚上好

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幽灵

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有点怪

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又不能给主播发图片了啊

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什么图片的

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刚才大家问我的那些问题啊

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就是什么啊

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还有那个呃呃呃哪个v啊之类的问题

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主播今天要回答

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那只能现场去那什么了

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主播今天干了一天自己的事情啊

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看了比赛睡了觉

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然后就是这一天这一天

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算是给自己小放松一天吧

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我也不知道为什么主播放假就感觉到劳累的时

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候

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总是在一些在一些不该感觉到劳累的时候

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感觉到劳累呀

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就有句话说得好吗

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你做这一行

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做做主播

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别人放假

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你放假

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别人上班

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你上班对吧

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别人别人的职业生涯刚刚开始

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然后你就已经入土了

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我也不知道我为什么总是挑到

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挑到这个这个这个周六周日

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然后感觉到很累

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就想休息啊

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可能主播还没有调整过来

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你知道吧

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如何评价虚拟主播向观众要礼物

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这个操作

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这就没法评啊

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这怎么评价呀

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那大家都在要啊

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本质上主播也不是没要过

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小到小到不要钱的小破烂

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然后大道那个什么对吧

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大道大道心动卡什么什么

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甚至甚至大到对吧

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大家说主播能不能跟跟跟室友亲一个对吧

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你能不能再开一场室友夜谈

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回我说上提督可以指定直播内容哦对吧

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这这也算是一种变相的要要礼物吧对吧

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这个要这个这个行为本身的

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好像没有什么太大的办法去避免

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但是要的这个听感感觉也是很难拿捏的

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耳朵用来听这个听感是很难拿捏的呀

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嗯今天在国内收到之前的上舰礼物

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好耶

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恭喜嗯

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应该最近陆续都能收到的这一批礼物的质量

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大家比较喜欢的话

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以后还会再跟这个厂家合作的

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如果不喜欢

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我们下次再换啊

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看了三体动画吗

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我看到微博热搜了

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说三体建模丑

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以大家的审美看这个好看吗

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欢迎猪猪爱你服务也不算要礼物

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那如何评价我的三点

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不知名

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独自在我背不下来

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你等我一下

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等我一下

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连受伤也有不行

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我现在手机开那个社交软件太卡了

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你还私信发我吧

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莫要你来私信发我吧

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我看了只能说有一些内容比较尖锐啊

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有些内容比较尖锐

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好像不是很好念

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有一些内容太尖锐了

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给我看的冷汗都下来了

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哎呦你竟然没有在b站私信过几次肥猫

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肥猫没给你扣过

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一都不私信我

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坏人坏人都不私信我

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谢谢猪猪的小花

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感谢支持

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阿里嘎豆就该暖和

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人都应该有梦

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oh有梦就别怕痛谁啊

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啊我知道那个那个那个花花那什么书就去宣誓

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那个我知道他他他是他是首播百舰

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我知道

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但是但是怎么说呢

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就是我只知道他那个画师好像是跟那个墨汁

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一个画师

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就澡堂歌星

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我当时也找过澡堂歌星啊

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但我找他的时候

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他已经不接稿子了

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就他他没有怎么画过皮套的时候

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我就找了他了

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但是后面就是只能说他他确实画的好吧

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主播当时没有钱啊

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有钱的时候郝老师已经过去了

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就错付啊

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错付欢迎金宝

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晚上好

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还有第二个能不能直接报名啊

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我不我真不知道主播跟主播pk过的太多了

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你说你要主播说主说转生

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然后就说什么呃

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这个这个跟主播pk过的

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然后物种是啥啥

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主播真分不清

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我咋我咋分呐

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我真分不清

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咱们说实话

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我这一把一个赛季打那么三四百把大乱斗

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二三百把大乱斗已经打了不知道多少个

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那个赛季前百了

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前百都打了五个赛季了

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这大乐斗起码得干了两三千场吧

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这攒的谁都记得呢

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哈哈记不住呀

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一进来就看到墓志铭三点了嗯

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三点墓志铭啊

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就有一些尖锐炎的

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有些尖锐啊

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然后把这图放大一点

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这图怎么放大不了啊

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这字好小啊

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啊眼睛眼睛我的眼睛宝娟

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感谢支持红豆泥阿丽娜的耶耶米娅大乱斗

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赛季初登顶悍将大乱斗

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这这只代表了观众二创

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只代表观众二创啊

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不代表本人的这个立场哦

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b站第一耿鬼男友粉

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毁灭者

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纯良萌萌人粉碎机热评

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掠夺者2289号

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装扮收藏家bo s徽章集大成者

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头像框

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收集狂魔

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万人认定的小学女生

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全身大摆锤的舞蹈创始人

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初中数学水平测试

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守门员虚拟三角分布理论提出者

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大乱斗pk内战之王

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最强拉扯机bl s比赛的py之神

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哔哩哔哩华贵第一人

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漫步在荣耀赛道的公会沟

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端水创始人

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b站最黑的非洲直播间拥有者

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日v的比赛终结者

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什么意思啊

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男终结精华

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女终结白菜是吧

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绷不住了

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什么日语比赛终结者啊

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我们还我们还终结过n w对no words

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对我们还我们还打过火雨跟那个n w

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谢谢康纳的30个牛蛙

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谢谢sven的盛典门票

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感谢支持烟烟传媒的主要成员

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烟烟传媒不是只有我一个人啊

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呀这不是不想播了

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唉

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i

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don't know you and me

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and my saga

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saga me

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no you be

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it's coming back to me now

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but the auto不得来的一起笑

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狠狠叹气

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没卡了没卡

240
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我们接你什么烟烟传媒主要成员

241
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你不能叫

242
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叫我一声

243
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叫我一声

244
00:10:11,460 --> 00:10:12,420
老板不好吗

245
00:10:13,950 --> 00:10:15,800
能不能哈哈哈哈哈

246
00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:17,900
好想好想过过官瘾呢

247
00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:18,800
能不能叫我一声

248
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叫我一声

249
00:10:19,340 --> 00:10:22,360
老板爱看城堡的猫猫公主

250
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燕燕人的巨婴

251
00:10:23,770 --> 00:10:26,410
你怎么谁阉人的巨婴啊

252
00:10:26,410 --> 00:10:27,730
养出来一群巨婴

253
00:10:27,730 --> 00:10:29,050
烟烟人还差不多

254
00:10:29,050 --> 00:10:30,250
天天妈妈要抱

255
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妈妈要亲的

256
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养出了一堆巨婴

257
00:10:33,420 --> 00:10:34,680
咽炎人还差不多

258
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我哪是咽炎人的巨婴啊

259
00:10:42,550 --> 00:10:45,340
钢板战神22894962

260
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公务员颜值主播谁写的虚拟歌姬

261
00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,790
音乐人的恋爱导师

262
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单手扣地图先驱

263
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第五人格潜在嗨不怪

264
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前原神区一姐疯狂星期五主要缔造者

265
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别的直播间主要负责星期五

266
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我们直播间负责呃

267
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负责主播风

268
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然后观众狂就是这种这种这种感觉

269
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百万粉的v up理解除了vip理解之外

270
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一无是处的这种这种呃主播就相当于什么呢

271
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你带着满级的那个什么灵魂意是啊

272
00:11:25,839 --> 00:11:29,539
还是什么满级的那个感悟和心境啊

273
00:11:29,539 --> 00:11:32,510
结果穿越到了一个武林跟废柴的身上

274
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什么叫武林根废柴呢

275
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就是唱歌跳舞联动游戏杂谈

276
00:11:39,850 --> 00:11:43,000
五样不精的这种五灵根废柴

277
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穿越到五灵根废柴的肉体上

278
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然后被五灵根废柴的能力限制

279
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诶谢谢解惑老师的舰长

280
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我超爹

281
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感谢支持

282
00:11:53,940 --> 00:11:54,840
红豆泥阿里嘎

283
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多

284
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谢谢谢谢

285
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第二感谢感谢哈哈哈

286
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太过分啦

287
00:12:00,649 --> 00:12:04,020
谢谢我爹的舰长主播

288
00:12:04,020 --> 00:12:05,040
这太远了吗

289
00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:06,840
这么看望天都不是这样的

290
00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:08,980
今天不知道为啥就变成这样

291
00:12:09,030 --> 00:12:10,960
谢谢小小顾客的爱了

292
00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:12,640
谢谢杜某ka的打call

293
00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:13,420
老板你好

294
00:12:13,420 --> 00:12:16,400
老板大人叫我老板大人嗯

295
00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:18,290
老板该发工资了啊

296
00:12:18,290 --> 00:12:20,240
不是大家给我发吗

297
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,210
诶嘿嘿嘿

298
00:12:21,210 --> 00:12:23,310
不是大家给我发工资吗

299
00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:31,050
那嗯还有什么营收榜前50

300
00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:32,430
闲庭信步

301
00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:37,370
今年今年应该我感觉今年今年什么时候排榜啊

302
00:12:37,370 --> 00:12:40,010
今年12月拉大跨了大家

303
00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:43,100
我们今年12月拉的胯拉的太大了

304
00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:47,710
所以12月就是感觉感觉今年可能有点排不上

305
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前50

306
00:12:49,450 --> 00:12:51,400
今年应该是排不上了

307
00:12:55,620 --> 00:12:59,280
毕竟这玩意又不分星耀和荣耀对吧

308
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:01,970
你你去跟沙子比流水

309
00:13:01,970 --> 00:13:03,980
那那得多那个啥呀

310
00:13:03,980 --> 00:13:05,520
那得多猛呀

311
00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:08,450
片名全能王

312
00:13:08,450 --> 00:13:10,130
抽象多面手

313
00:13:10,130 --> 00:13:12,710
虚拟主播诸神之眼神

314
00:13:12,710 --> 00:13:16,890
这天上得有七八百个神位才能把我也封进去吧

315
00:13:16,890 --> 00:13:18,180
米呀米呀

316
00:13:18,180 --> 00:13:19,110
你写了这么多

317
00:13:19,110 --> 00:13:20,850
就为了最后三个字是吧

318
00:13:20,850 --> 00:13:22,170
脑袋大是吧

319
00:13:22,170 --> 00:13:23,970
奇迹是几号来着

320
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,470
12月哪有奇迹啊

321
00:13:25,470 --> 00:13:27,810
12月的奇迹等着大家去缔造的

322
00:13:27,810 --> 00:13:28,830
哪有奇迹啊

323
00:13:28,830 --> 00:13:32,390
大家12月不饿死就算好事好吧

324
00:13:32,390 --> 00:13:33,410
12月不饿死

325
00:13:33,410 --> 00:13:35,550
我们就是好事啊

326
00:13:35,550 --> 00:13:36,990
是好事啊

327
00:13:38,190 --> 00:13:39,840
谢谢九川的打call啊

328
00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:40,620
你该走

329
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:41,880
谢谢谢谢

330
00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,200
晚上好

331
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:45,880
病娇病娇

332
00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:48,640
有没有兴趣来给我兼职干活呀

333
00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:49,530
病娇

334
00:13:49,605 --> 00:13:52,859
但是主播开了工资呃

335
00:13:52,859 --> 00:13:56,279
主播主播开不起工资开不起

336
00:13:56,279 --> 00:13:57,239
太太贵了

337
00:13:57,239 --> 00:13:58,379
工资哎呦

338
00:13:58,379 --> 00:13:59,569
不太行啊

339
00:13:59,569 --> 00:14:00,709
再见不留

340
00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:01,429
红着眼

341
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:06,900
是否烟神可以帮我给什么a大封个烟

342
00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:08,640
什么叫给a大封烟啊

343
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:09,780
来干嘛

344
00:14:09,780 --> 00:14:12,900
有没有兴趣来兼职主播的呃

345
00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:14,280
打杂运营啊

346
00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:17,230
他们都说主播的运营不够专业

347
00:14:17,230 --> 00:14:20,110
我想我心想就是去哪里干活

348
00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:21,190
需要投钱吗

349
00:14:21,190 --> 00:14:22,090
不不需要

350
00:14:22,090 --> 00:14:24,699
就是帮我干点杂活就行了

351
00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:26,680
现在不止片名了

352
00:14:28,420 --> 00:14:30,939
开工资的一码归一码

353
00:14:31,660 --> 00:14:34,619
谢谢小小顾客的两个金币呢

354
00:14:34,619 --> 00:14:36,479
当然要能骗点米的话

355
00:14:36,479 --> 00:14:37,979
也挺高兴的对

356
00:14:37,979 --> 00:14:41,120
刚有人问我怎么看待要礼物这件事情

357
00:14:41,299 --> 00:14:47,020
有时候就是我觉得就是就是还是说一个艺术吧

358
00:14:50,020 --> 00:14:50,980
你知道吧

359
00:14:50,980 --> 00:14:56,230
就是就是嗯主播不要礼物

360
00:14:56,230 --> 00:14:57,640
还被锐评过

361
00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:59,500
不要又当又立对吧

362
00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:01,150
主播都干这行了

363
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:04,690
然后还还还不好好的拉扯自己的

364
00:15:04,690 --> 00:15:06,490
什么舰长提督之类的

365
00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:07,390
人家要跳船

366
00:15:07,390 --> 00:15:08,530
主播挥挥手说

367
00:15:08,530 --> 00:15:09,900
那你走吧走吧

368
00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:11,700
记得不要有太大压力

369
00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:12,810
生活最重要

370
00:15:12,810 --> 00:15:14,460
人家本来有米的

371
00:15:14,460 --> 00:15:15,780
也不上给我了

372
00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:17,780
还被人这么讲过呢

373
00:15:17,780 --> 00:15:19,760
每个人都是不一样的

374
00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:21,260
谢谢北环的舰长

375
00:15:21,260 --> 00:15:22,660
太破费了

376
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:24,670
我超级感谢支持

377
00:15:24,670 --> 00:15:25,990
谢谢谢谢

378
00:15:25,990 --> 00:15:27,220
或者你爱你

379
00:15:27,220 --> 00:15:29,690
爱多不行

380
00:15:29,690 --> 00:15:30,800
阿里嘎多内

381
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:32,040
谢谢本怀

382
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,960
感谢感谢我们

383
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:36,040
178啦

384
00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:38,810
今天晚上争取上个180

385
00:15:38,810 --> 00:15:40,280
好像还挺难的

386
00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:43,949
哈哈上180好像还挺难的

387
00:15:43,949 --> 00:15:46,300
白化病是极限

388
00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:49,450
谁担心就这样

389
00:15:49,450 --> 00:15:51,580
彼此无挂也无牵

390
00:15:51,580 --> 00:15:52,780
如果再见

391
00:15:52,780 --> 00:15:54,160
不能红着眼

392
00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:57,160
燕子有没有什么送喜欢的女孩子的

393
00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:59,140
生日礼物的推荐

394
00:15:59,140 --> 00:16:00,520
她喜欢什么

395
00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:01,880
你问我干嘛呀

396
00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:03,500
你问我干什么

397
00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:06,760
你应该她都是你喜欢的女孩子了

398
00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:08,740
你居然不知道她喜欢什么吗

399
00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:10,420
啊

400
00:16:10,420 --> 00:16:12,610
你居然不知道他喜欢什么

401
00:16:12,610 --> 00:16:14,620
你都知道我喜欢什么对吧

402
00:16:14,620 --> 00:16:16,310
我经常跟大家讲

403
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:18,320
我说我喜欢玩游戏

404
00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:19,860
我喜欢玩第五人格

405
00:16:19,860 --> 00:16:21,690
然后我喜欢什么呢

406
00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:23,800
呃我的手机最近比较卡

407
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:26,260
我平常的话自己的爱好一些

408
00:16:26,260 --> 00:16:28,840
就是非生活必需品的爱好

409
00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:30,680
有有香水啊

410
00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:33,170
然后宝石啊这个类型的

411
00:16:33,170 --> 00:16:34,760
然后也感兴趣一些

412
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:38,160
小里小气的那种那种可爱的东西

413
00:16:43,660 --> 00:16:49,359
一走那些都喜出望外的傍

414
00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:52,870
你的单车

415
00:16:52,870 --> 00:17:01,170
还有他和她的对女孩的白色衣裳

416
00:17:01,170 --> 00:17:06,310
男孩爱看她穿

417
00:17:07,130 --> 00:17:08,530
一周没睡醒

418
00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:11,290
好多人心酸

419
00:17:11,290 --> 00:17:13,079
好聚好散

420
00:17:15,540 --> 00:17:16,820
欢迎串门面

421
00:17:16,820 --> 00:17:20,480
说实话我第一次看猫猫还是因为尾巴像螺旋桨

422
00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:21,399
嘿嘿嘿

423
00:17:21,460 --> 00:17:23,920
梁山差一位好汉是什么意思

424
00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:25,849
我们现在不是178吧

425
00:17:25,849 --> 00:17:27,139
你的意思是

426
00:17:27,139 --> 00:17:31,260
如果我现在能够在十分钟之内抓到179

427
00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:34,800
然后你就会成为第100 180位是吗

428
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,480
那我要努力一点

429
00:17:36,780 --> 00:17:38,920
那我要提速了哦

430
00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:43,190
你做设计不是不是就是一些呃

431
00:17:43,190 --> 00:17:45,770
主播运营之类的一些后勤工作

432
00:17:47,030 --> 00:17:48,310
统计地址

433
00:17:48,310 --> 00:17:49,900
或者说对接一些

434
00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:53,230
就是我没有办法在这边的白天对接的东西

435
00:17:53,230 --> 00:17:55,659
可能就比较简单的那种吧

436
00:17:55,659 --> 00:17:59,619
也不知道病娇会不会擅不擅长做这个

437
00:17:59,619 --> 00:18:01,680
你如约上舰了

438
00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:04,420
谢谢你依旧没睡醒

439
00:18:04,420 --> 00:18:06,820
我看到了为什么是虚空舰长了

440
00:18:07,810 --> 00:18:09,070
我看到了

441
00:18:09,070 --> 00:18:10,150
我还在想呢

442
00:18:10,150 --> 00:18:11,710
怎么有个虚空舰长

443
00:18:11,710 --> 00:18:13,270
可挺开心的

444
00:18:13,270 --> 00:18:13,860
谢谢啊

445
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:14,700
也就没睡醒

446
00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:15,570
我超爹

447
00:18:15,570 --> 00:18:18,720
感谢支持耶对啦

448
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:21,960
你的那个舰长礼物虚空上舰的话

449
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,610
你是你是想要12月的

450
00:18:24,610 --> 00:18:28,320
还是要补7月的呀

451
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,340
这7月的啊

452
00:18:30,340 --> 00:18:33,340
今天最后一天看到就顺手上了

453
00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:35,820
非常不在乎

454
00:18:35,820 --> 00:18:38,480
感谢的舰长大人一枚呀

455
00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:40,880
你应该是有时间到时候聊一下

456
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,050
ok没问题

457
00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,570
嗯要鼠标垫的话

458
00:18:44,570 --> 00:18:46,389
要私信我地址

459
00:18:46,389 --> 00:18:48,369
然后12月的舰长礼物

460
00:18:48,369 --> 00:18:50,889
就被鼠标垫替换掉了好吗

461
00:18:52,389 --> 00:18:54,369
有没有女生的共同向

462
00:18:54,369 --> 00:18:55,460
比如说花

463
00:18:56,340 --> 00:18:58,760
那你都说你喜欢的女生了

464
00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:02,400
你希望你希望就是如果你要收到礼物的话

465
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:03,960
除了一些什么呢

466
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:05,640
除了硬通货之外

467
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:10,390
大家可能都会比较希望收到一些针对于自己的

468
00:19:10,390 --> 00:19:12,760
挑选的爱好的一些东西吧

469
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:16,360
就比如说我妈就大家在跟我交流里

470
00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:18,040
大家知道我会玩手游

471
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:20,290
知道我没有ipad

472
00:19:20,290 --> 00:19:23,300
直到我呃手机比较卡

473
00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:25,130
然后知道什么呢

474
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:28,670
知道可能我工作比较需要一些3d的

475
00:19:28,670 --> 00:19:30,180
这种捕捉设备

476
00:19:30,180 --> 00:19:32,010
或者说需要键盘啊

477
00:19:32,010 --> 00:19:34,440
或者是你觉得很好用的麦克风

478
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,000
然后我的爱好的话

479
00:19:44,509 --> 00:19:46,560
然后宝石这样的东西

480
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,780
就各个价格企图各个领域方面

481
00:19:48,780 --> 00:19:50,400
可能你们对我都会有了解

482
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,920
所以连我大家都会了解

483
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:54,180
都知道我的喜好

484
00:19:54,180 --> 00:19:55,920
都会知道买礼物的方向

485
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:57,060
那你喜欢的女生

486
00:19:57,060 --> 00:20:00,530
你肯定也也得知道一些吧对吧

487
00:20:00,530 --> 00:20:01,970
那你喜欢的女生

488
00:20:01,970 --> 00:20:04,850
你对她的了解还不如对我的了解呢

489
00:20:04,850 --> 00:20:07,159
那你怎么能说你喜欢她呢

490
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:11,330
嗯你再上一个或者1380个小花花

491
00:20:11,330 --> 00:20:11,840
可以的

492
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:16,560
离可以的喵可以

493
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:18,840
138的sc也可以

494
00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:20,520
1380的小花都可以

495
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,540
这是愿望单吗

496
00:20:21,540 --> 00:20:22,440
这不是愿望单

497
00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:23,760
我只是给大家举个例子

498
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:24,620
我没有

499
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:28,440
本人目前没有

500
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:36,280
直播都退不出去了

501
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:39,130
为什么大乱斗还能排到啊

502
00:20:39,130 --> 00:20:41,060
这是什么意思呀

503
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:54,650
呃呃呃命运从未感觉好像一碗牛肉都已到尽头

504
00:20:54,650 --> 00:20:56,700
和自己想太难了

505
00:20:56,700 --> 00:20:58,500
建议直接发女朋友购物车

506
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:00,680
喜欢的女生不一定是女朋友

507
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:02,240
搞不好你这个礼物送对了

508
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:04,020
他就变成你女朋友了

509
00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:07,530
离喧嚣的街头不出来出的号码

510
00:21:07,530 --> 00:21:09,960
我有考虑过弄礼物诞生啊

511
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:11,240
但是说实话

512
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:15,260
大家开了礼物代收再给我寄到国外的话

513
00:21:15,260 --> 00:21:16,880
我可能会因为这些礼物

514
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:20,460
然后额外要给个给个千八的运费

515
00:21:20,460 --> 00:21:23,360
人还不一定能不能拿到我手里

516
00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:25,400
因为现在丢件也挺多的

517
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,380
感觉风险还是太大了

518
00:21:27,380 --> 00:21:29,720
万一大家给我对吧

519
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:30,940
寄点什么铁块

520
00:21:30,940 --> 00:21:36,620
沙袋石头大米白面肉制品这些不能过关的东西

521
00:21:36,620 --> 00:21:38,900
然后我就镶了一整箱全废了

522
00:21:38,900 --> 00:21:40,180
怎么办呢

523
00:21:40,180 --> 00:21:41,320
没办法呀

524
00:21:42,580 --> 00:21:43,720
听得见你吐槽

525
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,820
推不出直播能匹到大乱斗

526
00:21:45,820 --> 00:21:50,690
哈哈直播都退不出大乱斗能匹到什么鬼东西啊

527
00:21:50,690 --> 00:21:51,980
不是愿望单了

528
00:21:51,980 --> 00:21:54,590
我我暂时没有接收礼物的渠道

529
00:21:54,590 --> 00:21:57,550
嗯卧槽谢谢

530
00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:59,230
ok没问题啊

531
00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:02,230
谢谢依旧没睡醒的c太破费啦

532
00:22:02,230 --> 00:22:03,480
谢谢支持

533
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:05,180
感谢感谢教主

534
00:22:05,180 --> 00:22:06,260
7月加12月了

535
00:22:06,260 --> 00:22:07,660
没问题内

536
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:10,780
你好像还真不知道猫猫喜欢什么

537
00:22:10,780 --> 00:22:12,360
这不给大家讲过吗

538
00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:15,210
你想想一个女生在跟你聊天的时候

539
00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:18,120
她平常的语气假设是五

540
00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:20,159
她忽然把语调升高

541
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:24,300
就是把那个那个那个整个人的语气

542
00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:26,270
跃升到了7~8

543
00:22:26,270 --> 00:22:28,430
同时语速提高了一些

544
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:32,210
看起来啊洋洋得意的那种快快乐乐的感觉

545
00:22:32,210 --> 00:22:33,350
心情特别好的感觉

546
00:22:33,350 --> 00:22:35,550
那一定是在聊她的爱好呀

547
00:22:35,550 --> 00:22:37,050
很多时候女生

548
00:22:37,050 --> 00:22:42,960
她说希望你去通过你的主观去给她送礼物

549
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:46,200
其实并不是说

550
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,740
就是希望你主观上去给他送一些很贵重的礼物

551
00:22:49,740 --> 00:22:51,989
至少我不是我想要的东西

552
00:22:51,989 --> 00:22:53,819
我自己都买得起

553
00:22:53,819 --> 00:22:56,159
然后我自己买不起的东西

554
00:22:56,159 --> 00:22:57,269
别人要送我

555
00:22:57,269 --> 00:23:00,240
那我但我心里压力也挺大的

556
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:01,590
我不好意思收啊

557
00:23:01,590 --> 00:23:05,280
只是说就是假设你有一些情感在身上的话

558
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:09,719
我觉得他可能还更希望就是你精挑细选的这种

559
00:23:10,619 --> 00:23:12,509
基于对他的了解

560
00:23:12,509 --> 00:23:14,849
基于你对于礼物的期待

561
00:23:14,849 --> 00:23:17,320
然后你花费了很多精力啊

562
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:17,920
时间啊

563
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:18,580
用心啊

564
00:23:18,580 --> 00:23:20,020
在这个上面就是你的礼物

565
00:23:20,020 --> 00:23:23,080
最后可以提体体会到你的过程中

566
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:26,240
选择的这个用心跟心意的这种感觉

567
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:27,800
我觉得就挺好的

568
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:30,710
那送花也是有讲究的啊对吧

569
00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:32,570
大家比如说送玫瑰

570
00:23:32,570 --> 00:23:33,740
那可能比较土

571
00:23:33,740 --> 00:23:37,130
但是呢如果你送一束什么碎冰蓝玫瑰

572
00:23:37,130 --> 00:23:39,810
什么什么喷射的那种那种玫瑰

573
00:23:39,810 --> 00:23:42,240
现在比较火的那种喷色玫瑰的话

574
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:46,140
可能就会嗯看起来比较潮流

575
00:23:46,140 --> 00:23:47,820
但假如你送给我的话

576
00:23:47,820 --> 00:23:50,480
我还是希望你送我一束绣球

577
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,380
绣球或者是桔梗吧

578
00:23:54,380 --> 00:23:56,660
因为我是比较喜欢这两个的

579
00:23:56,660 --> 00:23:58,800
哈哈哈啊对啊

580
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,720
就是我就比较喜欢绣球嘛

581
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:02,020
所以我收到绣有的话

582
00:24:02,020 --> 00:24:04,930
我会比收到其他更贵重的花呀

583
00:24:04,930 --> 00:24:06,460
我会更开心一些

584
00:24:06,460 --> 00:24:08,010
因为这是我的喜好

585
00:24:08,010 --> 00:24:11,910
草草上只能依旧没睡醒的坚持

586
00:24:11,910 --> 00:24:13,230
感谢支持

587
00:24:13,230 --> 00:24:15,450
现在油费说不定比东西多贵啊

588
00:24:15,450 --> 00:24:16,980
油费就比东西贵了

589
00:24:16,980 --> 00:24:18,480
主播我差一块钱

590
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:21,900
上个舰主播说评价认知处好像评过吧

591
00:24:21,900 --> 00:24:22,380
不说了

592
00:24:22,380 --> 00:24:23,840
认知处很正常

593
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:26,480
谁看直播谁都想被念弹幕

594
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:28,100
要不是钱不够

595
00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:29,960
我看我喜欢主播的直播

596
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:30,889
我就挑挑

597
00:24:30,889 --> 00:24:32,389
我条条都打s

598
00:24:32,389 --> 00:24:34,459
我条条都打醒目留言对吧

599
00:24:34,459 --> 00:24:36,010
我就要他对吧

600
00:24:36,010 --> 00:24:38,340
每每一句话就是都要回我

601
00:24:38,340 --> 00:24:40,260
而且每一句话都要认真的回我

602
00:24:40,260 --> 00:24:42,060
每一句话都要带我id啊

603
00:24:42,060 --> 00:24:43,740
认真的谢谢这么回我

604
00:24:43,740 --> 00:24:44,520
我很幸福

605
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:45,360
我开心

606
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:48,260
我这句话我都用那个c说

607
00:24:48,260 --> 00:24:50,360
然后我要是中彩票了

608
00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:52,520
我就句句都用红心刷

609
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:54,200
我要是没中彩票

610
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:57,730
我就用来爱奇说说一晚上看他打出去半个总

611
00:24:57,730 --> 00:25:00,790
那关键我也不是那样有米的人呐

612
00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:01,630
我要有米的话

613
00:25:01,630 --> 00:25:02,410
我就这么搞

614
00:25:03,690 --> 00:25:04,890
我就是铁血

615
00:25:04,890 --> 00:25:05,940
认真说

616
00:25:05,940 --> 00:25:07,220
你看直播

617
00:25:07,220 --> 00:25:08,780
你不你不求个认知

618
00:25:08,780 --> 00:25:09,950
你看什么直播

619
00:25:09,950 --> 00:25:11,390
看视频得了呗

620
00:25:11,390 --> 00:25:11,900
对吧

621
00:25:11,900 --> 00:25:13,000
都一样的

622
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,080
烟烟主人

623
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:15,040
你也有鼠标人

624
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:16,420
你不要12月的吗

625
00:25:16,420 --> 00:25:18,370
那北方你也私信我嗯

626
00:25:18,370 --> 00:25:19,420
恭喜晋级

627
00:25:19,420 --> 00:25:20,020
好嘞

628
00:25:20,020 --> 00:25:20,980
来了来了

629
00:25:20,980 --> 00:25:24,280
通过语气分辨生气和高兴还是很简单

630
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:24,790
对啊

631
00:25:24,790 --> 00:25:27,820
你给女朋友送口红被前色号不对

632
00:25:27,820 --> 00:25:29,980
因为现在男生跟女生之间

633
00:25:29,980 --> 00:25:31,960
她没有那么大的隔阂了

634
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:33,460
你但凡稍微搜一下

635
00:25:33,460 --> 00:25:35,080
你去知乎上提个问

636
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:36,820
现在最火的女朋友

637
00:25:36,820 --> 00:25:39,070
最可能喜欢的口红色号是什么

638
00:25:39,070 --> 00:25:40,800
或者你去下个小红书

639
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:44,220
平常的时候骂集美的时候都知道啥啥论坛

640
00:25:44,220 --> 00:25:44,960
集美多

641
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:45,620
小红书

642
00:25:45,620 --> 00:25:46,460
集美多啊

643
00:25:46,460 --> 00:25:47,420
微博集美多

644
00:25:47,420 --> 00:25:49,040
给女朋友找礼物的时候

645
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,740
怎么就不知道去这些集美多的地方找找啊

646
00:25:51,740 --> 00:25:53,300
哈哈哈哎

647
00:25:53,300 --> 00:25:54,260
所以有些时候

648
00:25:54,260 --> 00:25:57,000
其实其实那个渠道还是挺那什么的

649
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,530
你也别跟我说什么

650
00:25:58,530 --> 00:25:59,340
对吧啊

651
00:25:59,340 --> 00:26:00,480
我都花了米了

652
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:01,860
我还要花时间啊

653
00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:04,770
我觉得真的这个东西就是看你的愿意

654
00:26:04,770 --> 00:26:06,660
你真的很喜欢你女朋友的话

655
00:26:06,660 --> 00:26:08,460
你就巴不得又花迷又花时间

656
00:26:08,460 --> 00:26:09,820
你还觉得很幸福嘞

657
00:26:09,820 --> 00:26:11,200
因为我也经历过呀

658
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:12,700
我不是等着收礼物的

659
00:26:12,700 --> 00:26:13,660
我是送人礼物

660
00:26:13,660 --> 00:26:15,880
那个才会如离人来

661
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:17,200
谢谢离殇的灯牌

662
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:17,980
感谢支持

663
00:26:17,980 --> 00:26:20,800
感动谢谢别织毛衣就好

664
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:22,000
是这样的

665
00:26:23,020 --> 00:26:24,970
谢谢洁宝的c啊

666
00:26:24,970 --> 00:26:31,320
你打一条s就想跟我说这个

667
00:26:36,380 --> 00:26:37,700
猫猫脑袋大

668
00:26:37,700 --> 00:26:39,560
天天天天脑袋大是吧

669
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:40,429
真变态

670
00:26:40,429 --> 00:26:42,889
猫猫有什么花是紫色的

671
00:26:42,889 --> 00:26:44,120
除了绣球

672
00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:45,080
紫色的

673
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:46,130
有睡莲

674
00:26:46,130 --> 00:26:48,020
喷色的玫瑰

675
00:26:48,020 --> 00:26:51,969
然后绣球还有那个那个什么什么来着

676
00:26:53,409 --> 00:26:54,669
桔梗和乌帮我

677
00:26:54,669 --> 00:26:56,720
我记得也都是紫的

678
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:58,760
还有什么我记不清了

679
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:01,160
紫色的花确实不是特别多

680
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,700
但是也不少

681
00:27:02,700 --> 00:27:05,100
康乃馨有紫色的

682
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:07,760
欢迎阿姨

683
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:11,120
薰衣草队也有什么石头了

684
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:11,840
就爱这样

685
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,780
你确定我就确定我就要这样讲话

686
00:27:14,780 --> 00:27:18,740
猫猫如何评价男孩子喜欢粉红色是你的自由

687
00:27:18,740 --> 00:27:20,600
凭什么不能喜欢呀

688
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:24,020
多帅呀对吧

689
00:27:24,020 --> 00:27:26,300
非要非要千篇一律的白衬衫

690
00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:28,160
我们粉衬衫有魅力耶

691
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:28,940
欢迎小麦

692
00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:29,540
晚上好

693
00:27:29,540 --> 00:27:30,380
三西布利

694
00:27:30,380 --> 00:27:32,720
你补牙花了两个提的米

695
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:35,640
大家真的早上早起晚睡

696
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:36,780
经常刷牙

697
00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:38,159
饭后记得漱口

698
00:27:38,159 --> 00:27:40,919
少喝那个碳酸含糖饮料

699
00:27:40,919 --> 00:27:44,030
然后省下了那个补牙的钱

700
00:27:44,030 --> 00:27:45,620
来给主播上提

701
00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:47,060
你收获一份礼物

702
00:27:47,060 --> 00:27:49,210
然后主播收获一个提督

703
00:27:49,210 --> 00:27:52,690
你还可以免去坐在那个牙科那个椅子上面的

704
00:27:52,690 --> 00:27:56,370
那个i转的那个精神折磨啊

705
00:27:56,370 --> 00:27:57,990
我们是皆大欢喜的

706
00:27:57,990 --> 00:28:00,100
所以千万有一些米的话

707
00:28:00,100 --> 00:28:03,070
我觉得你真的你愿意花给我

708
00:28:03,070 --> 00:28:04,420
你也不要花给医院

709
00:28:04,420 --> 00:28:05,650
也不要花给原神

710
00:28:05,650 --> 00:28:08,190
好吧哈哈哈哈嗯

711
00:28:08,190 --> 00:28:09,630
还有莲子撒贝露

712
00:28:09,630 --> 00:28:10,170
晚上好

713
00:28:10,170 --> 00:28:15,030
你看了他之前的有没有可能他的口红剩太多

714
00:28:15,030 --> 00:28:17,320
就是因为他他不想他不想

715
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,180
他不想那个接着用了呀

716
00:28:19,180 --> 00:28:20,020
他觉得不好看

717
00:28:20,020 --> 00:28:21,900
他买完了之后他就不用了

718
00:28:21,900 --> 00:28:23,880
然后他本来就剩下的

719
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:25,500
你还买一个一模一样的给他

720
00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:28,379
现在还剩了两管口红

721
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:31,540
哎猫妈妈也是她喜欢哪个色号

722
00:28:31,540 --> 00:28:33,160
她就买她买

723
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:34,760
她一次性买三只

724
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:36,620
然后这三只它就一直用

725
00:28:36,620 --> 00:28:37,340
用完了之后

726
00:28:37,340 --> 00:28:39,060
然后再去换下一个色号

727
00:28:39,060 --> 00:28:39,900
再买三只

728
00:28:39,900 --> 00:28:41,580
我也不知道为什么呀

729
00:28:41,580 --> 00:28:43,320
为什么要囤着呢

730
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:47,080
对吧小林小林早上好好的

731
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:49,270
乐子人没乐子人很正常

732
00:28:49,270 --> 00:28:52,570
牵牛花牵牛花也不算纯紫色吧

733
00:28:52,570 --> 00:28:54,940
不算纯紫色的玫瑰

734
00:28:54,940 --> 00:28:56,260
紫色是喷色的

735
00:28:56,260 --> 00:28:56,980
染色的

736
00:28:56,980 --> 00:29:01,420
欢心海要不要挂个五分钟的

737
00:29:02,420 --> 00:29:03,760
可挂可挂

738
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:06,080
支持支持五分钟捏

739
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:07,400
更高的也支持

740
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:08,879
都支持了

741
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:11,080
只要你敢往上挂啊

742
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:12,520
只要你愿意往上挂

743
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:15,170
主播来者不拒嗯

744
00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:18,050
粉色在几个世纪前是男人的象征

745
00:29:18,050 --> 00:29:19,220
在几个世纪前

746
00:29:19,220 --> 00:29:22,830
你穿粉色的那个衬衫

747
00:29:22,830 --> 00:29:24,840
然后穿那个灯笼裤

748
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:27,000
再加上丝袜跟高跟鞋

749
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,260
是非常阳刚的

750
00:29:28,260 --> 00:29:31,040
但现在的话有点有点哈人了

751
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:34,040
谢谢前阵子雨的打call阿里嘎等钻牙

752
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:36,500
真的我一听到那个钻的声音

753
00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:38,300
我整个人鸡皮疙瘩就起来

754
00:29:38,300 --> 00:29:39,500
我真的特别害怕

755
00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:41,860
主要疼倒是其次的

756
00:29:41,860 --> 00:29:44,800
真的整个人的精神非常紧绷啊

757
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:45,640
你知道吧

758
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:48,460
花给医院也别花给原神好吗

759
00:29:48,460 --> 00:29:51,500
差不多得了差不多得了哈哈

760
00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:52,640
前面我忘了

761
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:53,660
后面我忘了

762
00:29:53,660 --> 00:29:54,260
对不起

763
00:29:54,260 --> 00:29:55,820
你要给原神送礼

764
00:29:55,820 --> 00:29:56,300
对不起

765
00:29:56,300 --> 00:29:57,780
原神是你爹

766
00:29:57,780 --> 00:29:59,160
你为了你爹

767
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:00,600
原神背叛了你爹

768
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,540
米娅米娅是吧

769
00:30:04,460 --> 00:30:08,590
你坐在这里的爹对你很失望啊

770
00:30:08,590 --> 00:30:12,440
我超谢谢金宝的金色c太空飞了

771
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:13,220
感谢支持

772
00:30:13,220 --> 00:30:14,570
红豆泥阿里嘎多

773
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:18,780
i don't need you anymore

774
00:30:18,780 --> 00:30:22,879
i just want to get more inf

775
00:30:22,900 --> 00:30:24,700
我已经接受了大家

776
00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:26,680
我已经我已经我已经和解了

777
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:27,820
我有预测预感

778
00:30:27,820 --> 00:30:30,220
只要是明年1年不出意料的话

779
00:30:33,220 --> 00:30:36,010
就会像那个y b b文学一样

780
00:30:36,010 --> 00:30:38,350
一直出现在我的评论区

781
00:30:38,350 --> 00:30:39,790
我的弹幕区

782
00:30:39,790 --> 00:30:42,640
哎呀生活就像那个什么

783
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:43,900
如果没有办法反抗

784
00:30:43,900 --> 00:30:45,580
那只能只能躺平了

785
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:47,320
我

786
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:50,520
i don't wanna be your gi

787
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:51,360
没办法

788
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:52,380
没有伞的孩子

789
00:30:52,380 --> 00:30:53,940
只能努力的让脑袋变大

790
00:30:53,940 --> 00:30:56,280
这样才可以在再加上奔跑啊

791
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:57,270
哈哈好

792
00:30:57,270 --> 00:30:57,690
等你

793
00:30:57,690 --> 00:30:58,410
阿里嘎多

794
00:30:58,410 --> 00:30:59,340
谢谢金宝

795
00:30:59,340 --> 00:31:00,990
主播封闭不刷

796
00:31:00,990 --> 00:31:01,710
就是陪伴

797
00:31:01,710 --> 00:31:02,490
欢迎吧

798
00:31:02,490 --> 00:31:03,630
你陪伴陪伴

799
00:31:03,630 --> 00:31:04,909
多说点话啊

800
00:31:04,909 --> 00:31:07,999
我超谢谢北华的1380小花花

801
00:31:07,999 --> 00:31:09,019
感谢支持

802
00:31:09,019 --> 00:31:10,249
太破费了

803
00:31:10,249 --> 00:31:13,540
谢谢谢谢我超爹

804
00:31:14,740 --> 00:31:17,000
好美的小花呀

805
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,020
粉笔不刷

806
00:31:18,020 --> 00:31:18,680
就是陪伴

807
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:19,820
欢迎是欢迎啊

808
00:31:19,820 --> 00:31:21,980
你你陪伴你别黑听我呀

809
00:31:21,980 --> 00:31:23,120
你别黑听你陪伴

810
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:24,290
你多说点话

811
00:31:24,290 --> 00:31:27,410
给主播报点弹幕出来啊

812
00:31:27,410 --> 00:31:30,360
主播现在进行一个街头的卖艺

813
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:33,720
这个大家大家大家这个愿意捧什么场了

814
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:34,680
就捧什么场

815
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,750
那你给我报点弹幕也是一样的吗

816
00:31:37,734 --> 00:31:41,000
愿意的话可以报警

817
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:41,960
这是心里话

818
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:42,560
纸上画

819
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:43,100
感谢支持

820
00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:43,790
阿里嘎多

821
00:31:43,790 --> 00:31:45,500
现在主播都变长辈了吗

822
00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:46,340
没有是他们

823
00:31:46,340 --> 00:31:48,440
他们有些人认错认作我爹

824
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:49,949
有些人认我做爹

825
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:52,780
有些人认我做爹

826
00:31:52,780 --> 00:31:54,160
有些人认做我爹的

827
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:55,000
我也不想啊

828
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,620
我也不知道为什么呀

829
00:31:56,620 --> 00:31:59,410
建议咬着后槽牙念西

830
00:31:59,410 --> 00:32:01,920
哈哈哈哎呦

831
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,680
你成为了什么小花花星球的守护者

832
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:07,300
为啥不能黑听那人家都说了

833
00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:08,800
粉笔不刷主打陪伴

834
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:12,200
我不是想我不是想让他让他说两句话嘛

835
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:13,340
大家都黑听的话

836
00:32:13,340 --> 00:32:15,140
主播在台上真的很尴尬

837
00:32:15,140 --> 00:32:15,380
诶

838
00:32:15,380 --> 00:32:17,520
那不是想跟大家多说说话吗

839
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,380
主播转整抽象不抽象

840
00:32:19,380 --> 00:32:20,040
火的快

841
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:22,320
我就是天生的一个抽象人啊

842
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:24,240
你生日那天干脆不刷年费

843
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:29,140
舰长给我挂一个小时的年费

844
00:32:29,140 --> 00:32:32,560
舰长的时间够挂一个加一个半的啊

845
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:34,780
我教你怎么怎么快速利用啊

846
00:32:34,780 --> 00:32:37,020
一个小时的c红地毯

847
00:32:37,020 --> 00:32:39,120
让让那个脑袋大挂在上面

848
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:40,730
挂一个小时之后

849
00:32:40,730 --> 00:32:42,110
马上主播要下播

850
00:32:42,110 --> 00:32:44,929
开开心心的跟大家挥手说再见的时候

851
00:32:44,929 --> 00:32:46,189
然后你说别走

852
00:32:46,189 --> 00:32:47,149
然后你夸了一下

853
00:32:47,149 --> 00:32:48,469
再加上一个橙色的

854
00:32:48,469 --> 00:32:50,520
这样主播加了一个半小时的班

855
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:53,040
然后又脑袋大了一个半小时啊

856
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:53,520
晚上好

857
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:58,960
小文老师如何评价你错过抢暖暖十周年的装扮

858
00:32:58,960 --> 00:32:59,680
我也错过了

859
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:00,340
没关系

860
00:33:00,340 --> 00:33:01,440
不太在乎

861
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:04,650
你要黑听看小说主打一个叛逆是吧

862
00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:06,280
那你都问了主播了

863
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:07,720
你又不听主播了

864
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:09,760
那主播下次不给你一家了

865
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:11,860
你你你怎么样都信了

866
00:33:12,639 --> 00:33:13,539
你能欢迎我们

867
00:33:13,539 --> 00:33:14,319
晚上好

868
00:33:14,319 --> 00:33:16,600
小灰灰嗯

869
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:19,960
既然是12月11号零点分开卖

870
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:23,860
啊啊已经开麦了

871
00:33:23,860 --> 00:33:25,660
来测一个盒子的运气

872
00:33:29,820 --> 00:33:30,480
报个金的

873
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:31,170
爆个金的

874
00:33:31,170 --> 00:33:32,280
爆个金的出来

875
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:33,200
报个金的出来

876
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:34,280
喵喵喵喵

877
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:37,310
祈祷祈祷信女愿一生不喝可乐

878
00:33:37,310 --> 00:33:38,870
然后抱一抱

879
00:33:38,870 --> 00:33:41,980
一个抱一个那个那个差不多的出来哦

880
00:33:41,980 --> 00:33:46,390
谁能谢谢小文老师的马戏之王

881
00:33:46,390 --> 00:33:47,200
感谢支持

882
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:47,620
红豆泥

883
00:33:47,620 --> 00:33:52,179
阿里嘎多两江山

884
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:54,200
这这这是金的

885
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:56,840
还是应该不用一生不喝可乐吧

886
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:57,620
可以可以可以

887
00:33:57,620 --> 00:33:59,060
这个可以这个可以

888
00:34:00,620 --> 00:34:03,580
主播主播疑似是有点小丑了

889
00:34:03,580 --> 00:34:05,140
主打一个小丑在身上

890
00:34:06,130 --> 00:34:08,590
主播是有点小丑在身上的

891
00:34:08,590 --> 00:34:11,500
当时追女朋友给暖暖扔了7万多

892
00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:13,720
然后追到了你们就都不玩了

893
00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:16,000
你这7万多为什么不给女朋友呢

894
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,090
为什么扔短短里面啊

895
00:34:18,090 --> 00:34:20,130
然暖暖里面太贬值了

896
00:34:20,130 --> 00:34:23,460
尤其是暖暖站立后贬值的特别特别厉害

897
00:34:23,460 --> 00:34:26,649
真的暖暖战略号贬值是我见过的

898
00:34:26,649 --> 00:34:29,709
二游里面相对就是最贬值的那种

899
00:34:29,709 --> 00:34:30,969
还行还可以

900
00:34:30,969 --> 00:34:35,560
还可以被人家爱的爱的告白宣言暴杀了

901
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:40,529
被人家520爱的告白宣言爆杀了

902
00:34:41,949 --> 00:34:44,009
比猫猫宝好一点点

903
00:34:44,009 --> 00:34:46,169
哎呀你别讲了

904
00:34:46,169 --> 00:34:49,020
我真的不想再看旅行日记了

905
00:34:49,020 --> 00:34:50,370
好烂啊

906
00:34:50,370 --> 00:34:52,620
我怎么走到哪儿哪儿旅行啊

907
00:34:52,620 --> 00:34:56,520
到处弟弟是不是就只能爆出旅行日记啊

908
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:59,220
然后然后那个只有单推才能爆出来

909
00:34:59,220 --> 00:35:00,120
那种比较好的

910
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:01,920
我到哪里走到哪里

911
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:02,880
一开盒子啊

912
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:04,380
快快旅行日记就来了

913
00:35:04,380 --> 00:35:05,280
我也不知道为啥

914
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:07,870
可能是在各个直播间穿梭的过程中

915
00:35:07,870 --> 00:35:10,410
就是旅行的一种一种过程吧

916
00:35:10,410 --> 00:35:12,630
谢谢小文老师的三个心脏会章

917
00:35:12,630 --> 00:35:13,410
感谢支持啊

918
00:35:13,410 --> 00:35:14,730
这这里挺好看的

919
00:35:14,730 --> 00:35:15,990
就是好像没啥大用

920
00:35:15,990 --> 00:35:17,670
但是它真的挺好看的

921
00:35:17,710 --> 00:35:20,460
主播用奴里面贬不贬值

922
00:35:20,460 --> 00:35:22,110
我教你哎呦

923
00:35:22,110 --> 00:35:24,940
你要你要说考虑贬不贬值的

924
00:35:24,940 --> 00:35:27,730
你为什么不扔到我直播间呢对吧

925
00:35:27,730 --> 00:35:31,100
等到你就是想要取出来对吧

926
00:35:31,100 --> 00:35:33,790
你你就直接表演一个返老还童

927
00:35:33,790 --> 00:35:35,770
表演一个重新出生啊

928
00:35:35,770 --> 00:35:37,210
表演一个重新诞生

929
00:35:37,210 --> 00:35:40,550
你你在我直播间投喂的时候是38岁

930
00:35:40,550 --> 00:35:44,220
带两个孩子的这个呃中年女性

931
00:35:44,220 --> 00:35:46,260
然后现在你已经是八岁

932
00:35:46,260 --> 00:35:52,339
马上要上小学的这个呃未成年男性了对吧

933
00:35:52,339 --> 00:35:54,019
你你重新转生一下

934
00:35:54,019 --> 00:35:55,099
投胎转世一下

935
00:35:55,099 --> 00:35:57,959
然后直接进行一个直播间的退款

936
00:35:57,959 --> 00:35:58,979
这样你全都到手里

937
00:35:58,979 --> 00:35:59,999
这是最保值的

938
00:35:59,999 --> 00:36:01,019
百分百的保值

939
00:36:01,019 --> 00:36:02,140
你玩什么游戏

940
00:36:02,140 --> 00:36:04,660
它保值率最多也就到30%

941
00:36:04,660 --> 00:36:05,740
就顶天了

942
00:36:05,740 --> 00:36:07,900
30%的保值率已经很棒了

943
00:36:07,900 --> 00:36:09,760
但我们直播间能保百分百啊

944
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:12,300
所以绵绵2289的这个消费

945
00:36:12,300 --> 00:36:14,460
是超过大部分游戏的

946
00:36:14,460 --> 00:36:15,840
这就是22894962

947
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,700
成为舰长带给你的资本啊

948
00:36:17,700 --> 00:36:20,280
嗯坚持清空了

949
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:21,060
谢谢喵

950
00:36:21,060 --> 00:36:22,620
谢谢简宝的小花

951
00:36:22,620 --> 00:36:23,160
感谢支持

952
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:23,700
阿里嘎多

953
00:36:23,700 --> 00:36:24,780
今天不能拉扯了

954
00:36:24,780 --> 00:36:26,500
没关系没关系

955
00:36:26,500 --> 00:36:28,500
江山代有才人出

956
00:36:28,530 --> 00:36:31,860
然后今天今天今天今天我有预感

957
00:36:31,860 --> 00:36:33,360
肯定会有人拉我的蛋

958
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,420
肯定会有人拉扯我的

959
00:36:35,420 --> 00:36:36,680
欢迎原相机

960
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:38,160
晚上好淡定

961
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:38,940
认证过了

962
00:36:38,940 --> 00:36:39,840
如果是妈妈

963
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:40,860
我出生了

964
00:36:40,860 --> 00:36:42,930
滚滚快滚

965
00:36:42,930 --> 00:36:45,150
所以要不要再挂个五分钟

966
00:36:45,150 --> 00:36:46,470
支持喵

967
00:36:46,470 --> 00:36:47,720
支持喵

968
00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:48,500
晚上好

969
00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:53,570
人生智返老还童出生任燕子当母亲

970
00:36:53,570 --> 00:36:55,670
我要是有你这样啊

971
00:36:55,670 --> 00:36:57,290
噶了自己重开

972
00:36:57,290 --> 00:36:59,930
然后又转世到管人肚子里面

973
00:36:59,930 --> 00:37:01,670
就为了未成年退款

974
00:37:06,370 --> 00:37:12,600
我一定会带你出生之前把你扼杀在摇篮之中啊

975
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:14,750
没有你这样的孩子

976
00:37:14,750 --> 00:37:17,240
千里迢迢转世到我家

977
00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:19,600
就为了退我未成年人款

978
00:37:19,799 --> 00:37:22,079
没有这样的孩子真不认识

979
00:37:22,079 --> 00:37:23,939
真不熟

980
00:37:25,090 --> 00:37:26,190
咩呀咩呀

981
00:37:26,190 --> 00:37:27,510
要人家干啥呀

982
00:37:27,510 --> 00:37:30,760
爬爬爬爬都爬都爬

983
00:37:31,940 --> 00:37:33,730
不许认主播当猫

984
00:37:33,730 --> 00:37:35,680
不不不许认主播

985
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:38,260
当妈妈

986
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:40,580
什么不喜欢主播当猫

987
00:37:40,580 --> 00:37:43,620
主播的嘴皮子也是有点问题在身上了

988
00:37:43,620 --> 00:37:44,880
错过抢等等

989
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:45,840
装扮三位数了

990
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:46,770
你收一个呗

991
00:37:46,770 --> 00:37:48,570
你收一个不是简简单单

992
00:37:48,570 --> 00:37:50,130
你出生啦

993
00:37:50,130 --> 00:37:52,350
他得想个乐子一点

994
00:37:52,350 --> 00:37:53,430
如果你记得了

995
00:37:53,430 --> 00:37:55,620
你之前来看过主播一次

996
00:37:55,799 --> 00:37:58,919
平和组指导师嗯

997
00:38:00,119 --> 00:38:03,179
那次我在说什么呀

998
00:38:03,820 --> 00:38:05,760
脑袋大伤害不够了

999
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:08,070
你怎么你要破防主播是吗

1000
00:38:08,070 --> 00:38:10,040
主播才不教你呢

1001
00:38:10,740 --> 00:38:12,320
之前那个钻石梗

1002
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:13,700
那那个钻石梗的时候

1003
00:38:13,700 --> 00:38:15,260
你对我的印象是什么样的

1004
00:38:15,260 --> 00:38:19,030
好像据说当时就是玩那个钻石梗的时候

1005
00:38:19,030 --> 00:38:21,010
好多人对我印象都不好

1006
00:38:21,010 --> 00:38:22,960
觉得我像金花姐一样

1007
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:26,240
就是浪潮随便随便乱搞的那种啊

1008
00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:28,310
谢谢杜甫ki的盛典门票

1009
00:38:28,310 --> 00:38:29,060
感谢支持

1010
00:38:29,060 --> 00:38:30,320
欢迎哈哈

1011
00:38:31,340 --> 00:38:32,120
你不是猫

1012
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:33,770
我就是猫鱼

1013
00:38:37,420 --> 00:38:39,880
好像这个后面家里有点奇怪诶

1014
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:40,660
不是猫咪

1015
00:38:40,660 --> 00:38:41,440
是猫咪

1016
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:42,070
猫咪

1017
00:38:45,020 --> 00:38:46,890
快鱼鱼鱼

1018
00:38:46,890 --> 00:38:47,790
晚上好

1019
00:38:50,850 --> 00:38:53,810
传记大爷们都很美

1020
00:39:00,439 --> 00:39:01,759
大家雨雨雨雨

1021
00:39:01,759 --> 00:39:03,019
担心没有感谢

1022
00:39:03,019 --> 00:39:04,279
这时候当你离开

1023
00:39:04,279 --> 00:39:06,280
动手吞下来

1024
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:07,600
看看小猫咪可以吗

1025
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,580
批准批准批准

1026
00:39:09,580 --> 00:39:11,470
哎呀太客气啦

1027
00:39:11,470 --> 00:39:13,420
雨子来都来了

1028
00:39:13,420 --> 00:39:14,890
带什么c呀

1029
00:39:14,890 --> 00:39:16,540
太客气了

1030
00:39:17,300 --> 00:39:18,500
太客气了

1031
00:39:18,500 --> 00:39:20,240
谢谢阿里嘎多

1032
00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:22,380
不是你煽风点火

1033
00:39:22,380 --> 00:39:23,820
开始群魔乱舞

1034
00:39:23,820 --> 00:39:24,490
到什么

1035
00:39:24,490 --> 00:39:25,780
我才没有呢

1036
00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:27,850
神煽风点火了

1037
00:39:27,850 --> 00:39:32,290
只是顺着大家的这个语言方向去说而已

1038
00:39:32,290 --> 00:39:36,529
都没有想到最后就是有一种攀比心在身上嘛

1039
00:39:36,529 --> 00:39:37,699
我一看弹幕

1040
00:39:37,699 --> 00:39:39,319
搞一些变态的活

1041
00:39:39,319 --> 00:39:42,930
我就想抛出一些嗯嗯

1042
00:39:42,930 --> 00:39:46,680
抛出一些这个警示名言来镇住弹幕

1043
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:48,810
试图证明我比弹幕更变态

1044
00:39:48,810 --> 00:39:51,359
我也不知道我这种思维是怎么养成的

1045
00:39:51,359 --> 00:39:54,239
就一般大家在跟我开黄腔的时候

1046
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:56,489
就以前我很讨厌别人跟我开黄腔

1047
00:39:56,489 --> 00:39:57,779
所以别人跟我开黄腔

1048
00:39:57,779 --> 00:40:00,779
我就会开个更黄的回敬过去

1049
00:40:00,779 --> 00:40:02,399
然后他们就会被我吓到

1050
00:40:02,399 --> 00:40:05,039
他们就会觉得哇开黄腔逗你真没意思

1051
00:40:05,039 --> 00:40:06,540
你比我还要懂哥

1052
00:40:06,540 --> 00:40:07,500
你好懂

1053
00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:07,740
我

1054
00:40:07,740 --> 00:40:08,580
服了你啊

1055
00:40:08,580 --> 00:40:10,200
我真是我真是佩服你

1056
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,660
然后人家就不再跟我开黄腔了

1057
00:40:12,660 --> 00:40:14,760
我也不知道我这种思维是怎么养成的

1058
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:15,960
但是感觉不太好啊

1059
00:40:16,660 --> 00:40:19,730
你在想着让猫猫破防的话

1060
00:40:20,550 --> 00:40:23,030
很很很少有能让我破防的吧

1061
00:40:24,410 --> 00:40:26,860
谢谢小灰灰的小花阿里嘎多

1062
00:40:26,860 --> 00:40:27,520
感谢支持

1063
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:29,620
说说今天来看主播是首页推的

1064
00:40:29,620 --> 00:40:32,500
因为你给我上舰把上架了的话

1065
00:40:32,500 --> 00:40:36,840
就是他会推送到看过直播的人的首页里面去

1066
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:47,520
对对对

1067
00:40:47,740 --> 00:40:49,300
去年的这个时候

1068
00:40:49,300 --> 00:40:51,760
我也是那个那个底边小v的那个前辈

1069
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:55,050
当时都没有什么人叫那个切片标题了

1070
00:40:55,050 --> 00:40:56,070
现在好多了

1071
00:40:56,070 --> 00:40:57,750
我也不知道为啥现在有那么多

1072
00:40:57,750 --> 00:41:00,510
但是当时我我其实标题确实挺少

1073
00:41:00,510 --> 00:41:06,390
只能说主播起标题的水平实在是太太太太低了

1074
00:41:06,390 --> 00:41:09,210
现在起标题被人家反馈了

1075
00:41:09,210 --> 00:41:11,350
说统治性太高了

1076
00:41:14,510 --> 00:41:17,120
大v的话体量在那我也抄不了

1077
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:17,660
小v

1078
00:41:17,660 --> 00:41:20,940
好像都是这样的那种很炒作的

1079
00:41:20,940 --> 00:41:23,760
恨不得把所有的爆点都塞在标题里面的

1080
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:28,090
这种这种这种起名风格哎就卡在这边了

1081
00:41:28,090 --> 00:41:30,970
有的时候觉得其实做切片的话

1082
00:41:30,970 --> 00:41:33,310
还是应该我超谢谢芒果

1083
00:41:33,310 --> 00:41:36,250
芋圆仙草自动续费的舰长嘞

1084
00:41:36,250 --> 00:41:38,010
感谢支持我超爹

1085
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:40,980
好的你

1086
00:41:40,980 --> 00:41:43,280
艾里嘎多算了

1087
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:44,360
今天快乐过了

1088
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:47,690
我超电双倍快乐捏

1089
00:41:47,690 --> 00:41:50,120
有没有考虑过双倍快乐梨

1090
00:41:53,100 --> 00:41:54,180
太破费了

1091
00:41:54,180 --> 00:41:55,720
感谢感谢嗯

1092
00:41:56,660 --> 00:41:58,720
寒冬一晚上好呀

1093
00:41:58,720 --> 00:42:00,460
冬月达摩在哪

1094
00:42:00,460 --> 00:42:01,960
达摩达摩爹

1095
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:03,640
我超爹

1096
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:06,740
何时

1097
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:12,460
都快忘了怎样恋一个爱我被虚度了的青春

1098
00:42:12,460 --> 00:42:15,200
也许还能活过来

1099
00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:19,200
谢谢小灰灰的心呀

1100
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:19,920
感谢支持

1101
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:20,520
阿里嘎

1102
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:20,940
多

1103
00:42:20,940 --> 00:42:24,280
谢谢伟大的烟神

1104
00:42:24,299 --> 00:42:27,179
感谢送我的一朵小花

1105
00:42:27,179 --> 00:42:29,700
微尘蓬荜生辉

1106
00:42:29,700 --> 00:42:31,080
实感荣幸

1107
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:36,300
你知道把主播架起来烤主播后浑身不自在

1108
00:42:36,300 --> 00:42:38,860
像是身上有你在爬一样是吧

1109
00:42:39,379 --> 00:42:41,089
你把我架起来烤

1110
00:42:41,089 --> 00:42:43,240
对你有什么好处啊

1111
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:44,980
正面烤七分熟

1112
00:42:44,980 --> 00:42:49,350
再翻面你就会得到一个金黄焦脆嗯

1113
00:42:49,350 --> 00:42:50,610
垂涎欲滴

1114
00:42:50,610 --> 00:42:55,740
然后这个外酥里嫩的烤烤糊了的肥猫

1115
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:57,280
不好吧

1116
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:58,660
谢谢东一的情书啊

1117
00:42:58,660 --> 00:42:59,800
感谢支持艾迪艾的

1118
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:02,010
我要把你骗你的事挂出来

1119
00:43:02,010 --> 00:43:03,810
骗了骗了多少呀

1120
00:43:05,310 --> 00:43:07,880
哎呀紧急变换颜色

1121
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:09,170
紧急切换形态

1122
00:43:09,170 --> 00:43:11,150
刚才骗你的是我的妹妹

1123
00:43:11,150 --> 00:43:14,220
现在站在大家面前的是呃

1124
00:43:14,220 --> 00:43:16,170
刚才骗你的是我的妹妹啦

1125
00:43:16,170 --> 00:43:20,800
就是现在是现在是现在是烟宝

1126
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:21,400
烟宝

1127
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:22,840
我刚才是米娅片的

1128
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:25,130
大家吃个米娅片的米呃

1129
00:43:25,130 --> 00:43:26,390
烟宝一定会烟

1130
00:43:26,390 --> 00:43:30,360
烟宝回家之后一定会好好的好好的骂他的

1131
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:31,380
都不懂事

1132
00:43:31,380 --> 00:43:32,520
小孩子不懂事

1133
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:33,450
骗着玩的

1134
00:43:33,450 --> 00:43:36,480
这就代替他给大家道歉了

1135
00:43:37,340 --> 00:43:39,800
但是要给大家道歉了啊

1136
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:44,200
醒来再去收拾残好

1137
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:45,880
能请我吃水煮鱼吗

1138
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:47,140
可以没问题

1139
00:43:47,140 --> 00:43:48,040
可以没问题

1140
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:48,940
地址发给我

1141
00:43:48,940 --> 00:43:50,290
主播给你点外卖

1142
00:43:50,290 --> 00:43:52,540
要三倍辣的那个水煮鱼

1143
00:43:52,540 --> 00:43:55,040
然后让他加四倍的辣椒

1144
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:56,120
三倍的麻椒

1145
00:43:56,120 --> 00:44:00,820
要求你必须呃全程拍开箱视频啊

1146
00:44:00,820 --> 00:44:04,390
然后在十分钟之内直播吃完没问题吧

1147
00:44:04,390 --> 00:44:07,979
嗯嘿嘿嘿去看球了

1148
00:44:07,979 --> 00:44:11,460
拜拜等于嗯嗯好

1149
00:44:11,460 --> 00:44:12,960
今天应该能加到吧

1150
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:13,980
主播很可爱

1151
00:44:13,980 --> 00:44:14,820
想开舰长

1152
00:44:14,820 --> 00:44:16,590
但是怕被首推发现

1153
00:44:16,590 --> 00:44:20,790
你怕被什么被首推发现给这么可爱的主播

1154
00:44:20,790 --> 00:44:23,790
只开一个舰长是吧

1155
00:44:23,979 --> 00:44:28,079
直接直接直接点击舰长右边的那个那个那个

1156
00:44:28,079 --> 00:44:29,039
加入大航海

1157
00:44:29,039 --> 00:44:30,050
加入提督

1158
00:44:30,050 --> 00:44:32,690
这样就不会被首推发现开舰长了

1159
00:44:32,690 --> 00:44:34,520
是不是特别好的一个办法

1160
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:37,160
小队说你怎么给别人上舰长呢

1161
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:38,120
你可以跟他说

1162
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:39,170
我上的是提督

1163
00:44:40,780 --> 00:44:42,960
可以把那个什么关掉

1164
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:45,660
可以把那个那个牌子显示关掉

1165
00:44:45,660 --> 00:44:48,680
这样的话就是你一直带着手推的牌子

1166
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:50,390
他就不会发现了

1167
00:44:50,390 --> 00:44:51,880
你信我真的

1168
00:44:54,240 --> 00:44:57,560
把主播架起来烤就可以在主播身上爬吗

1169
00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:58,700
能不能别开黄腔

1170
00:44:58,700 --> 00:44:59,720
真恶心

1171
00:44:59,839 --> 00:45:03,739
什么被爆不出来的废废物收集没被切割

1172
00:45:03,739 --> 00:45:05,779
感恩报点弹幕给我就行了

1173
00:45:05,779 --> 00:45:07,399
你们报点弹幕给我就好了

1174
00:45:08,690 --> 00:45:10,130
哎小孩子不懂事

1175
00:45:10,130 --> 00:45:10,910
骗着玩着

1176
00:45:10,910 --> 00:45:12,770
大家洗地洗掉色了

1177
00:45:12,770 --> 00:45:13,250
咩咩啊

1178
00:45:13,250 --> 00:45:15,500
去洗衣机洗了一圈出来呀

1179
00:45:15,500 --> 00:45:18,380
感觉不如粉丝给主播点外卖喊人

1180
00:45:18,380 --> 00:45:20,510
你是我看他们互相合

1181
00:45:20,510 --> 00:45:23,020
都是你是要把大头照挂出来

1182
00:45:23,020 --> 00:45:25,630
还是要那个要那个花花环

1183
00:45:25,630 --> 00:45:27,380
还是要那个外卖呀

1184
00:45:27,380 --> 00:45:29,830
然后人家说外卖我不吃辣

1185
00:45:29,830 --> 00:45:32,230
然后把对面的那个照片发过去

1186
00:45:32,230 --> 00:45:32,950
就说啊

1187
00:45:32,950 --> 00:45:34,450
那你也给我点个外卖吧

1188
00:45:34,450 --> 00:45:35,900
那个我不吃香菜

1189
00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:39,200
两个人吃完彼此点了外卖之后就非常和谐了

1190
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:40,140
你知道吧

1191
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:43,720
谢谢全英泰的小花

1192
00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:44,440
感谢支持

1193
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:45,400
阿里嘎多

1194
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:47,050
你要换牌子了

1195
00:45:47,050 --> 00:45:48,080
干嘛呀

1196
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:50,180
唉你们就欺负我的

1197
00:45:50,180 --> 00:45:51,620
我的那个章程

1198
00:45:51,620 --> 00:45:53,860
谢谢打call被点亮了

1199
00:45:53,860 --> 00:45:56,620
恭喜等肉的狼ovo成为星球守护者

1200
00:45:56,620 --> 00:46:00,350
谢谢梦梦的11个打call捏阿里嘎多啊

1201
00:46:00,350 --> 00:46:03,600
我们的礼物星球这周是不是没刷新呢

1202
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:05,220
这周是不是没刷新呢

1203
00:46:05,220 --> 00:46:06,120
晚上好两次

1204
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:06,600
晚上好

1205
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:10,020
秋招还差几个没亮呀

1206
00:46:10,020 --> 00:46:11,619
大家哎呀

1207
00:46:11,619 --> 00:46:12,699
今天是不是周日了

1208
00:46:12,699 --> 00:46:14,620
还是想亮一次的

1209
00:46:15,240 --> 00:46:16,640
还是想亮一次

1210
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:18,500
烟烟人是有极限的

1211
00:46:18,500 --> 00:46:19,820
我不当烟烟人了

1212
00:46:19,820 --> 00:46:22,720
干嘛干嘛呀

1213
00:46:23,660 --> 00:46:27,040
哎呀我们爷爷人一直都是没有上限

1214
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:28,240
也没有下限的

1215
00:46:28,240 --> 00:46:28,569
捏

1216
00:46:28,569 --> 00:46:29,349
我们爱人

1217
00:46:29,349 --> 00:46:31,629
你不信你问他们有没有下限

1218
00:46:31,629 --> 00:46:34,059
没有的没有的没有的

1219
00:46:34,059 --> 00:46:35,420
不要太担心呀

1220
00:46:35,420 --> 00:46:36,080
对啊

1221
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:37,280
身份证找不到了

1222
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:38,540
忘记自己是谁

1223
00:46:38,540 --> 00:46:39,800
只要找群友一问

1224
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:42,140
马上就给你开的明明白白啊

1225
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:45,400
出门没带身份证不要紧对吧

1226
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:47,680
这个身份证照片找群友

1227
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:49,740
然后一下就给你开出来

1228
00:46:50,020 --> 00:46:52,690
非常温暖温暖大家庭

1229
00:46:52,690 --> 00:46:54,910
谢谢云四心爱的灯牌

1230
00:46:54,910 --> 00:46:55,630
感谢支持

1231
00:46:55,630 --> 00:46:56,530
阿里嘎多

1232
00:46:56,530 --> 00:46:57,710
谢谢谢谢

1233
00:46:57,710 --> 00:46:58,880
因为我三伯

1234
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:00,530
我帮你全点了

1235
00:47:00,530 --> 00:47:02,930
你在骗在骗在偷袭

1236
00:47:02,930 --> 00:47:06,690
不要主播如何评价爷爷公梅拉

1237
00:47:06,690 --> 00:47:08,149
他他能不能

1238
00:47:08,149 --> 00:47:11,269
他能不能就是把米娅这两个字放在

1239
00:47:11,269 --> 00:47:13,189
放在明确一点的地方啊

1240
00:47:13,189 --> 00:47:15,199
他这个罗马音里面有米娅

1241
00:47:15,199 --> 00:47:17,250
人家问我对吧

1242
00:47:17,250 --> 00:47:20,550
怎么怎么评价猫雷转生也变成米娅了

1243
00:47:20,550 --> 00:47:21,840
我都没反应过来

1244
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:23,070
猫雷也是米娅

1245
00:47:23,070 --> 00:47:24,450
我也是米娅

1246
00:47:24,450 --> 00:47:26,390
那为什么为什么

1247
00:47:26,390 --> 00:47:27,770
哎算了还是算了吧

1248
00:47:27,770 --> 00:47:29,270
我是有点受不了的

1249
00:47:30,410 --> 00:47:31,070
喵喵露

1250
00:47:31,070 --> 00:47:32,690
疑似是有点魔怔了

1251
00:47:32,690 --> 00:47:37,510
就有那种真的有那种就是就是什么呢

1252
00:47:37,510 --> 00:47:41,380
两个人明明的就是结婚之前好好的

1253
00:47:41,380 --> 00:47:42,520
然后自由恋爱吧

1254
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:43,810
也算自由恋爱吧

1255
00:47:43,810 --> 00:47:45,190
结了婚之后呢

1256
00:47:45,190 --> 00:47:48,850
这个女方开始这个出门出门

1257
00:47:48,850 --> 00:47:50,410
然后这个夜不归宿

1258
00:47:50,410 --> 00:47:52,830
男方开始家暴拳打脚踢

1259
00:47:52,830 --> 00:47:55,530
最后终于破除了离婚冷静期啊

1260
00:47:55,530 --> 00:47:57,830
然后女方走人了之后

1261
00:47:57,830 --> 00:48:00,410
百婚离了的第一天回到了老家

1262
00:48:00,410 --> 00:48:03,290
发现这个男方笑嘻嘻的拎着个斧头

1263
00:48:03,290 --> 00:48:05,480
站在自己家门口说啊

1264
00:48:05,740 --> 00:48:07,480
你竟然背叛我

1265
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:09,880
就这种这种感觉真的挺吓人的

1266
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:12,340
我推荐大家还是不要kv

1267
00:48:12,340 --> 00:48:13,660
是为了快乐的

1268
00:48:13,660 --> 00:48:15,160
不是为了折磨v的

1269
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,790
当你的快乐建立在人家的痛苦上

1270
00:48:17,790 --> 00:48:20,310
或者人家都不愿意直播了对吧

1271
00:48:20,310 --> 00:48:22,950
人家都都不想不想再演这个身份了

1272
00:48:22,950 --> 00:48:24,810
何必再纠缠呢对吧

1273
00:48:24,810 --> 00:48:26,000
真没必要了

1274
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:29,000
寻找一个炎炎主人

1275
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:30,200
你求求你啥

1276
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:32,360
说实话这哥们有点恶心

1277
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:32,780
怎么了

1278
00:48:32,780 --> 00:48:34,520
主播的美好点吗

1279
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:38,150
能不能能不能能不能让主播骗一骗大家呀

1280
00:48:38,150 --> 00:48:39,530
大家别骗主播了

1281
00:48:39,530 --> 00:48:41,540
主播主播年龄还小

1282
00:48:41,540 --> 00:48:43,070
主播才17岁

1283
00:48:43,070 --> 00:48:44,930
你我的爱

1284
00:48:44,930 --> 00:48:47,720
我们是对方

1285
00:48:47,720 --> 00:48:51,380
真的是逃离家暴到大城市还在被跟踪啊

1286
00:48:51,380 --> 00:48:52,280
好吓人啊

1287
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:54,880
大家终身难舍难分

1288
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:59,860
我说实话大家真的觉得这样去跟是很好的吗

1289
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:01,380
你可以去骂

1290
00:49:03,720 --> 00:49:05,230
然后说一些什么

1291
00:49:05,230 --> 00:49:07,090
就那种哎呀什么

1292
00:49:08,890 --> 00:49:10,180
什么什么陪酒女

1293
00:49:10,180 --> 00:49:11,900
什么什么臭什么

1294
00:49:11,900 --> 00:49:12,860
这个又那个的

1295
00:49:12,860 --> 00:49:14,840
然后攻击人家下三路的

1296
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:17,090
把人家塔扬得满天乱飞

1297
00:49:17,090 --> 00:49:20,270
说人家跟六个学长什么这个又那个的

1298
00:49:20,270 --> 00:49:22,190
我是觉得有点太没米线了

1299
00:49:22,190 --> 00:49:24,790
可能本来就没什么米线吧

1300
00:49:24,790 --> 00:49:28,140
哎呀能感化的终究还是少数啊

1301
00:49:30,260 --> 00:49:33,790
请问主播如何成为铁血燕燕楼

1302
00:49:33,790 --> 00:49:39,580
每天每天每天两场直播里面来一场就行了

1303
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:42,240
每天两场直播来一场就行了

1304
00:49:42,240 --> 00:49:43,620
反正我是受不了的

1305
00:49:43,620 --> 00:49:46,660
大家就这个世界上怎么说呢

1306
00:49:46,660 --> 00:49:50,590
他并不是所有的人生来就是为了抗压的

1307
00:49:50,590 --> 00:49:52,859
主播是可以选择不抗压的

1308
00:49:52,859 --> 00:49:54,299
当他扛不住的时候

1309
00:49:54,299 --> 00:49:55,979
他可以选择米都不收了

1310
00:49:55,979 --> 00:49:56,819
米都不要了

1311
00:49:56,819 --> 00:49:57,539
跑路了

1312
00:49:57,539 --> 00:50:00,620
大家因为这个这个是一份工作

1313
00:50:00,620 --> 00:50:02,960
当把自己精神状态逼得不好

1314
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:04,560
逼得疯了的时候

1315
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:08,240
他是可以选择跑路的是吧

1316
00:50:09,220 --> 00:50:11,340
我不觉得有什么问题

1317
00:50:11,340 --> 00:50:13,260
因为压力实在太大了

1318
00:50:13,260 --> 00:50:15,180
你想想你坐在这台上面

1319
00:50:15,180 --> 00:50:17,210
你是一个立本楼

1320
00:50:17,210 --> 00:50:19,460
下面人刷的都是你看不懂的算了

1321
00:50:20,720 --> 00:50:22,880
大家别别做罕见假设了

1322
00:50:24,260 --> 00:50:26,700
下面你的弹幕刷的都是法语

1323
00:50:26,700 --> 00:50:28,500
你不知道这些弹幕里面呢

1324
00:50:28,500 --> 00:50:32,700
他他他你知道这些人肯定有些人在嘲笑你

1325
00:50:32,700 --> 00:50:33,720
在戏弄你

1326
00:50:33,720 --> 00:50:36,120
在那个下三路攻击你

1327
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:37,140
在问候你家人

1328
00:50:37,140 --> 00:50:39,240
问候你族谱对吧

1329
00:50:39,240 --> 00:50:40,360
这怎么搞

1330
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:42,500
真没办法呀

1331
00:50:42,500 --> 00:50:43,730
你明白吧

1332
00:50:43,730 --> 00:50:45,500
你的压力很大

1333
00:50:45,500 --> 00:50:48,440
然后你你说你不开心

1334
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:50,270
人家说你抗不住呀

1335
00:50:50,270 --> 00:50:52,490
你说大家能不能对我温柔点

1336
00:50:52,490 --> 00:50:53,420
人家说对吧

1337
00:50:53,420 --> 00:50:55,340
那个臭陪酒女对吧

1338
00:50:55,340 --> 00:50:56,810
还有还有情感

1339
00:50:56,810 --> 00:50:59,060
哎呀这个压力还是挺大的

1340
00:50:59,060 --> 00:50:59,900
大家真的

1341
00:50:59,900 --> 00:51:01,100
我说实话真的呀

1342
00:51:01,100 --> 00:51:01,900
你知道吧

1343
00:51:01,900 --> 00:51:03,460
你好可爱

1344
00:51:03,460 --> 00:51:04,720
谢谢梅梅

1345
00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:06,880
那个立绘在vta那一堆里还算不错

1346
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:08,280
我也觉得还可以吧

1347
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:09,360
还算可以的

1348
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:10,080
今晚好

1349
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:10,740
卡掉了

1350
00:51:10,740 --> 00:51:13,400
错过了什么主播在说猫雷的事呢

1351
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:17,810
只能说这个东西就是双向逃离啊

1352
00:51:17,810 --> 00:51:19,340
双向双向逃离

1353
00:51:19,340 --> 00:51:22,120
大家坐在这边要抗的压很大

1354
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:27,160
所以一个人他可以有权利选择去不抗这个压

1355
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:28,840
大家给了打赏

1356
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:32,640
然后在那个他在扮演猫雷的期间

1357
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:35,920
就是到最后演什么没有说怎么呃

1358
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:38,140
就爆出那种大点跟弹幕对线

1359
00:51:38,140 --> 00:51:40,620
当然可能也是跟语言能力有关系吧

1360
00:51:40,620 --> 00:51:42,660
最后走之前还说舍不得

1361
00:51:42,660 --> 00:51:46,210
大家最后已经把这个形象已经演绎明白了呀

1362
00:51:46,210 --> 00:51:48,550
那你还想还想怎么样

1363
00:51:48,550 --> 00:51:51,250
那总不能要求要求人家

1364
00:51:52,810 --> 00:51:54,480
这就像是什么呢

1365
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:56,640
就是你打了他一巴掌

1366
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:57,960
然后你又给他饭吃

1367
00:51:57,960 --> 00:51:58,740
你又打他一巴掌

1368
00:51:58,740 --> 00:51:59,580
又给他饭吃

1369
00:51:59,580 --> 00:52:03,200
你还要人家全心全意的去相信你

1370
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:03,740
爱你

1371
00:52:03,740 --> 00:52:04,220
对你好

1372
00:52:04,220 --> 00:52:06,800
但你却对人家抱有嘲笑奚落

1373
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:09,500
高高在上电子宠物的这种态度

1374
00:52:09,500 --> 00:52:11,570
你可以买到一些

1375
00:52:11,570 --> 00:52:16,140
买到一些对应买到一些就是对于礼物的感谢

1376
00:52:16,140 --> 00:52:19,200
但是当整个集体都是这样的一个情况下

1377
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:22,460
你怎么要求liver他本人脱离了ip之后

1378
00:52:22,460 --> 00:52:26,910
还真心实意的完全没有任何芥蒂的去喜欢呢

1379
00:52:26,910 --> 00:52:28,770
那这个人多半是疯了吧

1380
00:52:28,770 --> 00:52:29,790
这都能喜欢上

1381
00:52:29,790 --> 00:52:32,600
那是不是有斯德哥尔摩综合症啊

1382
00:52:32,779 --> 00:52:36,829
你说是不是有斯德哥尔摩综合症啊

1383
00:52:38,659 --> 00:52:41,270
然后最后最后他人家还不占理

1384
00:52:41,270 --> 00:52:42,020
为什么呢

1385
00:52:42,020 --> 00:52:43,310
一问就是喵喵露

1386
00:52:43,310 --> 00:52:44,540
打钱了

1387
00:52:44,540 --> 00:52:46,460
要不论是打钱了

1388
00:52:46,460 --> 00:52:47,900
打钱了是打钱了

1389
00:52:47,900 --> 00:52:49,460
但是你打钱了

1390
00:52:49,460 --> 00:52:51,200
打钱也是买不来爱的呀

1391
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:52,400
假如有一个老板

1392
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:55,120
他说他他要他要什么呃

1393
00:52:57,640 --> 00:52:59,680
但是他能买得了你的感情吧

1394
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:01,320
他买不到你的感情啊

1395
00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:02,400
那怎么办呢

1396
00:53:03,540 --> 00:53:05,370
就你能说是有错的吗

1397
00:53:05,370 --> 00:53:06,609
给的钱不够多

1398
00:53:06,609 --> 00:53:09,309
有些东西真的不是钱能解决的

1399
00:53:09,309 --> 00:53:12,789
我觉得他其实除了说什么就不会毕业

1400
00:53:12,789 --> 00:53:14,320
就是不会转生之外

1401
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:17,380
其他的部分做的一直以来抗的压之类的

1402
00:53:17,380 --> 00:53:23,300
反正我是觉得他呃大方面上在这件事上面有错

1403
00:53:23,300 --> 00:53:28,240
但是绝对不是最大的过错方了

1404
00:53:28,240 --> 00:53:31,180
问题之前不是说不转生不想润吗

1405
00:53:31,180 --> 00:53:32,380
作为猫雷的时候

1406
00:53:32,380 --> 00:53:33,340
演这个皮套

1407
00:53:33,340 --> 00:53:34,660
它不转生不想润

1408
00:53:34,660 --> 00:53:37,210
这是对猫雷这个形象的负责呀

1409
00:53:37,210 --> 00:53:39,430
但终止人他有一些其他的安排

1410
00:53:39,430 --> 00:53:40,210
那怎么办呢

1411
00:53:40,210 --> 00:53:41,340
那还能跟大家说

1412
00:53:41,340 --> 00:53:42,540
大家我受不了了

1413
00:53:42,540 --> 00:53:43,440
大家天天骂我

1414
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:45,180
开我盒下三路攻击我

1415
00:53:45,180 --> 00:53:45,900
我要疯了

1416
00:53:45,900 --> 00:53:47,100
精神压力太大了

1417
00:53:47,100 --> 00:53:48,160
我要走人了

1418
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:50,380
那那会被大家怎么讲啊

1419
00:53:50,380 --> 00:53:51,670
那就被大家说对吧

1420
00:53:51,670 --> 00:53:53,200
给你这么多的米

1421
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:55,569
什么把你抬到了不属于你的高度

1422
00:53:55,569 --> 00:53:57,189
你还在这边矫里娇气的

1423
00:53:57,189 --> 00:53:58,479
你是不是网络公主啊

1424
00:53:58,479 --> 00:54:01,580
啊很多时候就是帽子一扣

1425
00:54:01,580 --> 00:54:04,350
大家嗯众口铄金嘛

1426
00:54:04,350 --> 00:54:06,930
就更何况说这东西本来天生

1427
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:12,190
你怎么样去要求一个人

1428
00:54:12,190 --> 00:54:15,340
在这种千夫所指的情况下

1429
00:54:15,340 --> 00:54:19,060
真心实意的喜欢那些指责自己的人呐

1430
00:54:19,060 --> 00:54:20,260
那怎么考呀

1431
00:54:20,260 --> 00:54:21,690
这没法考呀

1432
00:54:24,070 --> 00:54:27,050
有没有可能就是转完了敏锐了

1433
00:54:27,050 --> 00:54:28,670
马斯洛不愁吃喝

1434
00:54:28,670 --> 00:54:30,050
开始精神肯定

1435
00:54:31,430 --> 00:54:32,390
那怎么说呢

1436
00:54:32,390 --> 00:54:34,940
都对于我来说呃

1437
00:54:34,940 --> 00:54:36,350
有这份工作

1438
00:54:36,350 --> 00:54:37,930
我很感激大家

1439
00:54:37,930 --> 00:54:40,450
但是如果我看猫雷一样的呀

1440
00:54:40,450 --> 00:54:42,430
就是我的观众也是这种

1441
00:54:42,430 --> 00:54:44,050
就是无论我播什么

1442
00:54:44,050 --> 00:54:46,740
可能他们的喜好跟我没有什么关系

1443
00:54:46,740 --> 00:54:49,440
他们也不会因为我直播的精彩而肯定

1444
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:52,920
我也不会因为我的努力而改变对我的情况

1445
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:56,100
然后我自己一直搜发现都是羞辱

1446
00:54:56,100 --> 00:54:59,499
都是就是照着照着那个下下半身

1447
00:54:59,499 --> 00:55:01,770
下三路去的那种问候全家的

1448
00:55:01,770 --> 00:55:03,270
要么就是什么哎呀

1449
00:55:03,270 --> 00:55:04,650
这个人一点能力都没有

1450
00:55:04,650 --> 00:55:05,730
全靠我们捧起来

1451
00:55:05,730 --> 00:55:07,350
他的你看我走不走

1452
00:55:07,350 --> 00:55:08,370
我我绝对走

1453
00:55:08,370 --> 00:55:08,850
我跟你说

1454
00:55:08,850 --> 00:55:09,810
我不管多少钱

1455
00:55:09,810 --> 00:55:10,730
我绝对走

1456
00:55:10,730 --> 00:55:12,080
be clear

1457
00:55:12,339 --> 00:55:13,419
谢谢灵芝

1458
00:55:13,419 --> 00:55:14,379
采梅露的s

1459
00:55:14,379 --> 00:55:15,159
感谢支持

1460
00:55:15,159 --> 00:55:18,939
红豆泥盖头主播在线猫雷育肥猫吗

1461
00:55:18,939 --> 00:55:19,719
我没有啊

1462
00:55:19,719 --> 00:55:20,660
我没有

1463
00:55:20,660 --> 00:55:22,100
大家对我很好

1464
00:55:22,100 --> 00:55:22,700
是真的

1465
00:55:22,700 --> 00:55:24,020
大家是真的对我很好

1466
00:55:24,020 --> 00:55:25,520
大家给我抗的压

1467
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:26,240
不如喵喵露

1468
00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:29,300
一根一根喵喵一根喵毛好吧

1469
00:55:29,300 --> 00:55:30,560
哎呀我看了呀

1470
00:55:30,560 --> 00:55:31,640
比起猫雷来说

1471
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:33,150
九牛一毛好吧

1472
00:55:33,215 --> 00:55:36,930
你逃跑对啊

1473
00:55:36,930 --> 00:55:38,490
你还跟监禁者说

1474
00:55:38,490 --> 00:55:40,190
那谁呀对吧

1475
00:55:40,190 --> 00:55:42,620
人都要疯了

1476
00:55:42,620 --> 00:55:44,450
这我跟大家说了

1477
00:55:44,450 --> 00:55:47,210
这一行就是你阿p一年

1478
00:55:47,210 --> 00:55:48,830
然后赚3年的钱

1479
00:55:48,830 --> 00:55:50,600
拿10年治精神病啊

1480
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:53,060
精神病这东西是这么好治的吗

1481
00:55:53,060 --> 00:55:55,700
当知道自己精神状态不好的时候

1482
00:55:55,700 --> 00:55:56,600
不去选择

1483
00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:58,860
就是再去抗这份压力

1484
00:55:58,860 --> 00:55:59,820
那有什么错呢

1485
00:55:59,820 --> 00:56:01,760
我没有觉得有什么错呀

1486
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:03,980
如果猫雷真是逼锋锐的吗

1487
00:56:03,980 --> 00:56:05,360
你站在猫雷那个地方

1488
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:07,040
你被喵喵露这么撑一天

1489
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:08,609
我估计你都坚持不下来

1490
00:56:08,609 --> 00:56:10,439
还鼻风润的呢

1491
00:56:10,439 --> 00:56:13,049
哎呦谢谢清夏的打call阿里嘎多

1492
00:56:13,049 --> 00:56:14,200
感谢支持

1493
00:56:14,339 --> 00:56:15,119
主播

1494
00:56:15,119 --> 00:56:16,919
能不能rp一下是吗对啊

1495
00:56:16,919 --> 00:56:19,259
他的后半生弹幕只剩下阴阳怪气

1496
00:56:19,259 --> 00:56:21,299
跟他本人没什么关系的呀

1497
00:56:21,299 --> 00:56:22,949
这东西就是这样的

1498
00:56:22,949 --> 00:56:26,330
这人拿钱是买不来精神状态的

1499
00:56:26,330 --> 00:56:28,250
大家你可以说作为观众

1500
00:56:29,450 --> 00:56:30,170
作为喵喵露

1501
00:56:30,170 --> 00:56:31,640
你铁血追猎他

1502
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:34,400
我也我真不知道喵喵露到底是喜欢猫雷

1503
00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:35,780
还是想要猫雷四了呀

1504
00:56:35,780 --> 00:56:38,980
真的有点像那个以前那个抽象工作室

1505
00:56:38,980 --> 00:56:40,000
那个狗粉丝

1506
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,280
咱们说实话真的有点真的有点

1507
00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:44,920
我不是说就是呃纯良喵喵露啊

1508
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:46,630
就喜欢喜欢喵雷的

1509
00:56:46,630 --> 00:56:47,980
就喜欢猫雷的

1510
00:56:47,980 --> 00:56:51,100
就是有一部分人极端的让我感到很害怕

1511
00:56:51,100 --> 00:56:52,000
欢迎不二

1512
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:52,840
欢迎姑姑

1513
00:56:53,860 --> 00:56:56,620
你看过几次猫雷

1514
00:56:56,620 --> 00:56:58,140
真的节目效果很差

1515
00:56:58,140 --> 00:56:59,940
所以这个事儿就是这样的

1516
00:56:59,940 --> 00:57:00,840
就是这样的

1517
00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:04,080
就像是什么呢

1518
00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:06,680
在你的公司里面一个办公室

1519
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:10,220
大家的科员可能工作能力最不好的那个人

1520
00:57:10,220 --> 00:57:12,440
但是他因为可爱或者漂亮

1521
00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:16,370
就被公司的那个上集被董事长看中了

1522
00:57:16,370 --> 00:57:19,140
把他调到身边去当小蜜

1523
00:57:19,140 --> 00:57:20,580
就是这种感觉

1524
00:57:20,580 --> 00:57:21,580
你知道吗

1525
00:57:21,690 --> 00:57:24,280
然后董事长呢又有一些爱好

1526
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:26,500
就是没事就会精神打压

1527
00:57:26,500 --> 00:57:28,440
或者是肉体伤害这个小蜜

1528
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:31,200
但是小蜜呢也因为这个就当上了总注

1529
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:33,190
人家获得了更高的工资

1530
00:57:33,190 --> 00:57:34,870
就是这种感觉吧

1531
00:57:34,870 --> 00:57:37,450
那你觉得如果你要想辞职的话

1532
00:57:37,450 --> 00:57:38,470
你你会辞职吗

1533
00:57:38,470 --> 00:57:41,230
还是说因为你本身没有这个能力

1534
00:57:41,230 --> 00:57:42,340
你当了总督之后

1535
00:57:42,340 --> 00:57:44,390
你赚的钱是之前的三倍四倍

1536
00:57:44,390 --> 00:57:46,430
然后董事长说有恩于你

1537
00:57:46,430 --> 00:57:47,330
然后一边打你

1538
00:57:47,330 --> 00:57:47,870
一边骂你

1539
00:57:47,870 --> 00:57:48,980
一边有恩于你

1540
00:57:48,980 --> 00:57:50,030
那你那你怎么办

1541
00:57:50,030 --> 00:57:51,260
你你只能跑

1542
00:57:51,439 --> 00:57:52,759
你没办法呀

1543
00:57:52,759 --> 00:57:53,860
你怎么办呢

1544
00:57:54,939 --> 00:57:56,819
猫粮是能力不足啊

1545
00:57:56,819 --> 00:57:59,339
但是有的时候真的就是这行的饭

1546
00:57:59,339 --> 00:58:03,060
并不是一定要能力最顶尖才能吃上的

1547
00:58:03,060 --> 00:58:06,060
有没有可能有些人他就希望三四十年

1548
00:58:06,060 --> 00:58:07,290
五六十年小腹肌

1549
00:58:07,290 --> 00:58:10,060
也不愿意承受这么大的精神压力啊

1550
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:11,820
你去看过一次

1551
00:58:12,540 --> 00:58:14,400
那风格很多时候都是这样的

1552
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:15,150
你知道吧

1553
00:58:15,150 --> 00:58:17,460
很多极端粉丝就是这样的

1554
00:58:17,460 --> 00:58:18,600
哪是小猫蕾丝

1555
00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:20,040
像中之人似

1556
00:58:22,300 --> 00:58:26,540
就是真的如果去这样去攻击这些

1557
00:58:26,540 --> 00:58:28,760
然后去去搞事情的人

1558
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:30,740
你知道就攻击这样的攻击力度

1559
00:58:30,740 --> 00:58:32,450
落到他们本人身上

1560
00:58:32,450 --> 00:58:34,730
我觉得三天都撑不下来

1561
00:58:35,490 --> 00:58:39,590
因为千夫所指的这种感觉是真的极其的难受啊

1562
00:58:40,430 --> 00:58:42,770
老赵晚上好呀

1563
00:58:42,899 --> 00:58:45,079
你是买不到一切的

1564
00:58:45,079 --> 00:58:46,099
你能买到什么

1565
00:58:46,099 --> 00:58:48,319
你能买到猫雷这个形象

1566
00:58:48,319 --> 00:58:50,270
对于你的尊重能买到

1567
00:58:50,270 --> 00:58:51,410
谢谢大撒喵

1568
00:58:51,410 --> 00:58:54,890
但是你买不到中之人的这个心理上的爱呀

1569
00:58:54,890 --> 00:58:56,210
这东西就是这样的

1570
00:58:56,210 --> 00:58:59,630
他猫雷喜欢大家是猫雷的职业素养

1571
00:58:59,630 --> 00:59:00,590
是对米的回报

1572
00:59:00,590 --> 00:59:02,750
但是你要让中之人毫无建立的喜欢

1573
00:59:02,750 --> 00:59:02,870
我

1574
00:59:02,870 --> 00:59:03,590
说句实话

1575
00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:08,670
也不可能不可能就是不可能

1576
00:59:10,270 --> 00:59:13,470
你觉得把烟烟跟猫雷对调一下就合适了

1577
00:59:13,470 --> 00:59:15,030
我可扛不住这个呀呀

1578
00:59:15,030 --> 00:59:15,810
你可别搞我

1579
00:59:15,810 --> 00:59:18,040
我可扛不住飘飘鹿的那个爱啊

1580
00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:19,600
我可感化不了喵喵露

1581
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:20,760
你可别搞我

1582
00:59:21,700 --> 00:59:24,479
你说我说别打电

1583
00:59:24,479 --> 00:59:25,859
别说瞄人了

1584
00:59:27,419 --> 00:59:30,239
日v的话生态跟我们就是不一样的

1585
00:59:30,239 --> 00:59:31,680
我们国v的话

1586
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:33,770
企业式的国v

1587
00:59:33,770 --> 00:59:37,680
个人势的国v跟那个几10万粉的日v

1588
00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:39,780
完全就是三种生态啊

1589
00:59:39,780 --> 00:59:42,780
嗯虽然大家都在v圈里面

1590
00:59:42,780 --> 00:59:45,450
但是生态是完全不一样的

1591
00:59:45,450 --> 00:59:48,630
主播的攻击性直接把观众干碎了

1592
00:59:48,630 --> 00:59:51,649
那你觉得就是我都直播1年了

1593
00:59:51,649 --> 00:59:55,309
我有哪一句话真的说特别特别的冒犯到观众

1594
00:59:55,309 --> 00:59:56,599
以至于成为点

1595
00:59:56,599 --> 00:59:59,180
或者说让你真的特别特别伤心嘛

1596
00:59:59,180 --> 00:59:59,780
我没有

1597
00:59:59,780 --> 01:00:00,860
我都是兜着的

1598
01:00:00,860 --> 01:00:02,290
我都很收着的

1599
01:00:02,290 --> 01:00:03,970
但是弹幕骂起来

1600
01:00:03,970 --> 01:00:05,350
你他是不会兜着

1601
01:00:05,350 --> 01:00:06,130
不会收着的

1602
01:00:06,130 --> 01:00:08,020
他就是想让你不开心

1603
01:00:08,020 --> 01:00:09,010
你知道吧

1604
01:00:09,010 --> 01:00:11,650
对比如可以打红外c

1605
01:00:11,650 --> 01:00:13,870
能让燕子认同二奶一个小时

1606
01:00:13,870 --> 01:00:15,370
现在限时翻倍啊

1607
01:00:17,990 --> 01:00:20,030
你打红sk让我认同两个小时

1608
01:00:20,030 --> 01:00:21,710
认同到这场直播结束

1609
01:00:23,399 --> 01:00:24,539
这么说的话

1610
01:00:24,539 --> 01:00:26,429
有中国人喜欢粉丝的吗

1611
01:00:26,429 --> 01:00:27,899
我就很喜欢粉丝啊

1612
01:00:27,899 --> 01:00:29,830
我终止人就很喜欢大家呀

1613
01:00:29,830 --> 01:00:30,670
对啊

1614
01:00:32,110 --> 01:00:36,260
日历跟观众的审美跟国内观众的审美有断层的

1615
01:00:36,260 --> 01:00:38,420
但这个断层并不是说谁高谁低

1616
01:00:38,420 --> 01:00:41,300
而是说左右中间的鸿沟啊

1617
01:00:41,300 --> 01:00:42,060
你怎么办

1618
01:00:42,060 --> 01:00:44,760
不如主播说的那句话让你很伤心

1619
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:46,800
哪有啊哪有啊

1620
01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:50,240
小灰灰什么男友粉真恶心

1621
01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:51,380
那你非要当男友粉

1622
01:00:51,380 --> 01:00:52,700
我有什么办法呀

1623
01:00:52,700 --> 01:00:54,040
我有什么办法

1624
01:00:55,100 --> 01:00:56,530
这没办法

1625
01:00:56,530 --> 01:00:58,960
这这就是互相选择的

1626
01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:00,160
但是怎么说呢

1627
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:04,150
就是就是猫雷跟观众真的就是双向逃离啊

1628
01:01:04,150 --> 01:01:05,230
结果猫雷跑了

1629
01:01:05,230 --> 01:01:06,520
大家还不乐意

1630
01:01:07,180 --> 01:01:09,720
就我也不知道为啥可能有一种什么

1631
01:01:09,720 --> 01:01:13,150
我的电子玩具只有我玩完了丢掉的份儿

1632
01:01:13,150 --> 01:01:16,090
没有你自己讨厌我逃离的份儿吧

1633
01:01:16,090 --> 01:01:18,070
我是理解不了畸形的爱呀

1634
01:01:18,070 --> 01:01:19,710
大家一边骂你

1635
01:01:19,710 --> 01:01:20,670
一边攻击你

1636
01:01:20,670 --> 01:01:21,570
一边对你好

1637
01:01:21,570 --> 01:01:22,770
一边说爱你的人

1638
01:01:22,770 --> 01:01:25,050
我一律鉴定为精神有问题

1639
01:01:25,050 --> 01:01:27,390
真的我一律鉴定为精神有问题

1640
01:01:27,390 --> 01:01:31,050
大家也千万不要就是在相处中自我去说服啊

1641
01:01:31,050 --> 01:01:33,100
自我去思考什么之类的

1642
01:01:33,319 --> 01:01:35,539
妈妈喜欢你呃

1643
01:01:35,539 --> 01:01:36,499
我可以喜欢你

1644
01:01:36,499 --> 01:01:38,419
但是但是但我不是妈妈呀

1645
01:01:38,419 --> 01:01:40,320
别急别急

1646
01:01:41,220 --> 01:01:43,070
真的太病态了

1647
01:01:43,070 --> 01:01:44,480
我受不了主播

1648
01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:46,100
你1000小时不看一眼吗

1649
01:01:46,100 --> 01:01:47,060
你艾特我了吗

1650
01:01:47,060 --> 01:01:48,380
东方舟艾特我了吗

1651
01:01:48,380 --> 01:01:49,340
拜拜金宝

1652
01:01:49,340 --> 01:01:50,180
谢谢金宝的

1653
01:01:50,180 --> 01:01:51,440
谢谢感谢支持您

1654
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:51,920
获得你

1655
01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:52,790
阿里嘎多

1656
01:01:52,790 --> 01:01:54,890
你还是没有想到能让我破防

1657
01:01:54,890 --> 01:01:57,189
有多艰温柔是吧

1658
01:01:57,189 --> 01:02:00,129
温柔温柔就不会让主播破防了

1659
01:02:00,129 --> 01:02:01,700
嗯我知道的

1660
01:02:01,740 --> 01:02:03,210
亚撒西呐

1661
01:02:03,210 --> 01:02:04,680
亚撒西喵

1662
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:06,520
阿里嘎多呢

1663
01:02:06,540 --> 01:02:09,780
主播如果你被网络上各方攻击的话

1664
01:02:09,780 --> 01:02:11,280
你会站在我这边吗

1665
01:02:11,280 --> 01:02:12,260
我不知道

1666
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:17,060
金宝太温柔了

1667
01:02:17,060 --> 01:02:19,460
面还会开启这个直播案件吗

1668
01:02:19,460 --> 01:02:20,780
我一旦感到压力大

1669
01:02:20,780 --> 01:02:22,100
我就会停播

1670
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:24,890
对然后所以说怎么说呢

1671
01:02:24,890 --> 01:02:27,590
我很多时候觉得我故意不想

1672
01:02:27,590 --> 01:02:29,390
现在条件不不不没有

1673
01:02:29,390 --> 01:02:30,230
我夸你

1674
01:02:30,230 --> 01:02:31,550
我说验人温柔

1675
01:02:31,550 --> 01:02:33,750
你怎么就哎呦对吧什么

1676
01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:35,130
一边掐着你的脖子

1677
01:02:35,130 --> 01:02:36,390
一边说最爱你了

1678
01:02:36,390 --> 01:02:37,710
我是受不了这样的

1679
01:02:37,710 --> 01:02:39,510
我觉得你要爱我就好好爱你

1680
01:02:39,510 --> 01:02:40,830
别像个精神病人一样

1681
01:02:40,830 --> 01:02:43,060
真正病人的爱一律不行啊

1682
01:02:43,060 --> 01:02:46,450
好吧

1683
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:49,280
虽然你经常攻击主播

1684
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:51,260
但是你相信主播不会在意

1685
01:02:51,260 --> 01:02:52,040
那也不是吧

1686
01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:53,300
主播也会在意的

1687
01:02:53,300 --> 01:02:56,100
只是说你你对主播的照顾

1688
01:02:56,100 --> 01:03:00,480
让主播在在那个感性和理性的衡量之中

1689
01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:02,799
强行的做了一个加减法

1690
01:03:02,799 --> 01:03:06,579
本来伤害跟照顾是不应该能抵消的

1691
01:03:06,579 --> 01:03:10,440
但是主播的话在这边就会就会有一些抵消了

1692
01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:13,270
所以说就是对于比较照顾我的人

1693
01:03:13,270 --> 01:03:15,250
我就我会我会很宽容

1694
01:03:15,250 --> 01:03:16,270
我会比较宽容

1695
01:03:16,270 --> 01:03:17,710
但不代表我不伤心

1696
01:03:17,710 --> 01:03:20,200
我也花很多精力去调养的

1697
01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:21,620
欢迎白砂糖

1698
01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:24,480
这两天不是从严嘛

1699
01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:26,160
就就你从严就行了

1700
01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:28,950
大家感觉好像今天都都挺正常的

1701
01:03:28,950 --> 01:03:30,720
马后头注意一下就行了

1702
01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:33,379
嗯反正你也只是假的乐子人

1703
01:03:33,379 --> 01:03:34,159
捏捏你的脸

1704
01:03:34,159 --> 01:03:35,340
你真棒

1705
01:03:36,919 --> 01:03:40,340
你和我在这场戏

1706
01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:42,820
谢谢两仪式的九小花

1707
01:03:42,820 --> 01:03:43,420
感谢支持啊

1708
01:03:43,420 --> 01:03:44,200
你该走好

1709
01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:44,710
拿下

1710
01:03:44,710 --> 01:03:45,640
开心啊

1711
01:03:46,370 --> 01:03:48,020
这就是这是什么

1712
01:03:48,020 --> 01:03:50,150
这是主播主播的勇气啊

1713
01:03:50,150 --> 01:03:50,750
你知道吗

1714
01:03:50,750 --> 01:03:53,480
哥们攻击的那些能别凉慕我吗

1715
01:03:53,480 --> 01:03:55,479
我会跟大家说的

1716
01:03:55,479 --> 01:03:56,739
你们要是哪个话

1717
01:03:56,739 --> 01:03:59,379
我就是特别特别的让我伤心

1718
01:03:59,379 --> 01:04:00,819
我还是会跟大家说的

1719
01:04:00,819 --> 01:04:02,840
我不是一个憋得住事的人呢

1720
01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:04,340
就我不高兴的时候

1721
01:04:04,340 --> 01:04:06,360
我肯定我会跟大家说的

1722
01:04:06,379 --> 01:04:08,479
所以就我就挺直的

1723
01:04:08,479 --> 01:04:11,660
我不是说这两天就希望希望那个什么

1724
01:04:11,660 --> 01:04:13,100
大家少骂我两句嘛

1725
01:04:13,100 --> 01:04:14,600
就没事骂我一句

1726
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:16,290
没事没事踹我一脚那种

1727
01:04:16,290 --> 01:04:18,510
就是主播主播路过的猫

1728
01:04:18,510 --> 01:04:21,640
然后没事被人踹了一脚那种骂少骂我两句

1729
01:04:21,819 --> 01:04:23,019
我扛不住的时候

1730
01:04:23,019 --> 01:04:24,459
我自己是有感觉的

1731
01:04:24,459 --> 01:04:25,539
我自然就跟大家说

1732
01:04:25,539 --> 01:04:26,679
就别骂我了

1733
01:04:26,679 --> 01:04:29,140
我要是想那个什么呃

1734
01:04:29,140 --> 01:04:30,700
心态好的时候

1735
01:04:30,700 --> 01:04:32,080
这些我都受得了

1736
01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:33,890
你知道吧

1737
01:04:33,890 --> 01:04:35,330
你也挺腹黑的

1738
01:04:35,330 --> 01:04:36,770
腹黑又不是坏人

1739
01:04:36,770 --> 01:04:37,790
腹黑又不是坏人

1740
01:04:37,790 --> 01:04:38,390
晚安呐

1741
01:04:38,390 --> 01:04:40,720
蓝色你破过防吗

1742
01:04:40,720 --> 01:04:41,710
我有吧

1743
01:04:41,710 --> 01:04:42,940
有破过防啊

1744
01:04:42,940 --> 01:04:45,080
但是一般直播里面不太破防

1745
01:04:45,080 --> 01:04:46,970
你上了一个主播年鉴

1746
01:04:46,970 --> 01:04:49,600
接着对面润了俩月都没播

1747
01:04:49,879 --> 01:04:54,120
感觉年纪年纪年纪还是怎么说呢

1748
01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:58,050
除非你知道这个主播他会播好播好久好久

1749
01:04:58,050 --> 01:05:02,060
要不然感觉感觉还是一个月的提督爽

1750
01:05:02,060 --> 01:05:03,740
能拿那个提督礼物

1751
01:05:03,740 --> 01:05:06,080
然后还有显屏幕的子民

1752
01:05:06,080 --> 01:05:08,420
还加房管啊什么之类的

1753
01:05:11,100 --> 01:05:12,920
我不不会暗示的

1754
01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:13,880
我不开心的时候

1755
01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:15,770
我就明示我就很简单

1756
01:05:15,770 --> 01:05:17,300
我就是明示你知道吗

1757
01:05:17,300 --> 01:05:18,560
我都直说的

1758
01:05:19,740 --> 01:05:21,140
谁看我不顺眼

1759
01:05:21,140 --> 01:05:23,540
我的建议直说我看谁不顺眼

1760
01:05:23,540 --> 01:05:24,860
我也会直说

1761
01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:27,840
我不会私下里或者背后里面

1762
01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:31,500
然后偷偷的讲你什么这个不好那个不好之类的

1763
01:05:31,500 --> 01:05:33,820
我都是当着人面直说的

1764
01:05:34,860 --> 01:05:37,490
你能教我一下怎么攻击你吗

1765
01:05:37,490 --> 01:05:38,210
我不会

1766
01:05:38,210 --> 01:05:39,680
我才不要嘞

1767
01:05:39,680 --> 01:05:43,020
日v小v日v小v的话

1768
01:05:43,020 --> 01:05:44,580
那我也不太清楚了

1769
01:05:44,580 --> 01:05:45,600
看弹幕攻击你

1770
01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:46,590
我融不进去

1771
01:05:46,590 --> 01:05:49,410
那就那就给我开个新的话题

1772
01:05:49,410 --> 01:05:51,270
大家不想弹幕攻击我的时候

1773
01:05:51,270 --> 01:05:52,650
给我开个新的话题

1774
01:05:52,650 --> 01:05:53,550
我就那什么了

1775
01:05:53,550 --> 01:05:55,800
我就我就我就念你新话题了

1776
01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:57,480
我就我就不想回了

1777
01:05:57,480 --> 01:05:58,930
弹幕我就可以不回了

1778
01:05:58,930 --> 01:06:00,310
你现在开心吗

1779
01:06:00,310 --> 01:06:03,060
燕子挺开心的呀

1780
01:06:03,060 --> 01:06:04,680
你确实好奇一个问题

1781
01:06:04,680 --> 01:06:06,840
破防的时候为什么没人点结束直播

1782
01:06:06,840 --> 01:06:07,680
这个键

1783
01:06:10,660 --> 01:06:12,600
因为问题要解决啊

1784
01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:14,400
我一共这1年就破过一次房

1785
01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:18,110
但是当时破防也是因为想想想解决问题

1786
01:06:18,110 --> 01:06:18,890
你知道吧

1787
01:06:18,890 --> 01:06:20,750
这个事儿今天不说明白

1788
01:06:20,750 --> 01:06:22,720
你结束直播就相当于跑

1789
01:06:22,945 --> 01:06:25,330
就相当于宝可梦对战

1790
01:06:25,330 --> 01:06:26,560
你忽然逃跑了

1791
01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:28,420
你说这算输还是算赢呢

1792
01:06:28,420 --> 01:06:28,720
对吧

1793
01:06:28,720 --> 01:06:29,720
这不行啊

1794
01:06:29,819 --> 01:06:32,039
你现在上了年纪一个月没来看

1795
01:06:32,039 --> 01:06:32,669
然后呢

1796
01:06:32,669 --> 01:06:34,139
瑞瑞俩月回来了

1797
01:06:34,139 --> 01:06:35,039
回来也行啊

1798
01:06:35,039 --> 01:06:36,719
给一个全职主播上了半年

1799
01:06:36,719 --> 01:06:38,039
舰长播了仨月不到

1800
01:06:38,039 --> 01:06:39,020
然后呢

1801
01:06:39,780 --> 01:06:41,120
你能骂骂我吗

1802
01:06:41,120 --> 01:06:42,380
我馋死了燕子

1803
01:06:42,380 --> 01:06:43,820
你在馋什么呀

1804
01:06:43,820 --> 01:06:47,040
爬啥呢

1805
01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:48,180
脑子有问题

1806
01:06:48,180 --> 01:06:50,160
天天惦记着虚拟网络纸片

1807
01:06:50,160 --> 01:06:50,880
小人骂你

1808
01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:51,420
骂你的

1809
01:06:51,420 --> 01:06:52,800
不骂你觉都睡不好

1810
01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:54,240
饭也吃不香的

1811
01:06:54,899 --> 01:06:57,580
脑子脑子构造有问题

1812
01:06:57,740 --> 01:07:01,160
你看我这么讲会不会就不开心了对吧

1813
01:07:01,160 --> 01:07:03,240
我就觉得你们会不开心呢

1814
01:07:03,379 --> 01:07:04,459
算赢啊

1815
01:07:04,459 --> 01:07:06,439
野生宝可梦跑了就抓不到

1816
01:07:07,099 --> 01:07:07,699
那咋办

1817
01:07:07,699 --> 01:07:09,739
那明天我也不能换个直播间号

1818
01:07:09,739 --> 01:07:11,359
我回来我还是289

1819
01:07:11,359 --> 01:07:13,470
这不还是得跟大家不跟

1820
01:07:13,470 --> 01:07:15,330
还是得跟大家打架吗

1821
01:07:15,330 --> 01:07:17,730
还是得跟大家哎呦

1822
01:07:17,730 --> 01:07:19,140
我真服了

1823
01:07:19,140 --> 01:07:22,620
就断断续续的播半年加起来播了仨月不到

1824
01:07:22,620 --> 01:07:25,340
那他一定想必有很多园子恰吧

1825
01:07:25,340 --> 01:07:28,100
你说我漂亮

1826
01:07:28,100 --> 01:07:29,510
谈恋爱

1827
01:07:29,510 --> 01:07:32,210
他想必一定有很多园子恰吧

1828
01:07:32,210 --> 01:07:34,980
全职主播半年就播了仨月

1829
01:07:35,419 --> 01:07:37,039
是不是饭太多了

1830
01:07:37,039 --> 01:07:38,419
你看我就说了

1831
01:07:38,419 --> 01:07:40,459
就这种人这种灰色收尾人

1832
01:07:40,459 --> 01:07:42,620
这样的人天天钓主播的鱼

1833
01:07:42,620 --> 01:07:44,300
然后要主播骂

1834
01:07:44,300 --> 01:07:45,560
骂完了之后吧

1835
01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:49,819
他又说主播连舰长都骂我跳船了

1836
01:07:49,819 --> 01:07:52,189
厨房你只是好奇

1837
01:07:52,189 --> 01:07:54,499
有些人一边说着不喜欢

1838
01:07:54,499 --> 01:07:56,599
说不喜欢的是一批人

1839
01:07:56,599 --> 01:07:59,020
然后狂锁的是另一批人

1840
01:07:59,979 --> 01:08:01,739
说不喜欢的是一批人

1841
01:08:01,739 --> 01:08:02,999
狂喜的是另一批人

1842
01:08:02,999 --> 01:08:08,230
你别拿一批人的这个言语代表另一批人啊对吧

1843
01:08:08,230 --> 01:08:10,000
才艺说明很难

1844
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:11,680
才艺要练多久啊

1845
01:08:11,680 --> 01:08:14,900
而且就大家看一次就看腻歪了

1846
01:08:14,900 --> 01:08:17,150
那锁面收米多简单啊

1847
01:08:17,150 --> 01:08:18,920
老子也想索面收米啊

1848
01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:19,400
不说了

1849
01:08:19,400 --> 01:08:20,840
开哭开哭啊

1850
01:08:20,840 --> 01:08:22,020
大家别急

1851
01:08:22,240 --> 01:08:23,380
哎呦

1852
01:08:23,380 --> 01:08:26,200
现在就剩我一个牌子没会了哇

1853
01:08:27,700 --> 01:08:30,420
我操要输给人家了

1854
01:08:31,220 --> 01:08:36,589
我说你你说我漂亮

1855
01:08:36,589 --> 01:08:43,150
结了婚从来就不再提起开哭

1856
01:08:43,150 --> 01:08:46,900
要要要要要要掉小珍珠了

1857
01:08:46,900 --> 01:08:48,760
要要树大乱斗了

1858
01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:50,560
要掉小珍珠了

1859
01:08:51,080 --> 01:08:54,020
哎哟你就剩三个牌子了

1860
01:08:54,020 --> 01:08:55,310
谢谢谢谢

1861
01:08:55,310 --> 01:08:55,940
三个牌子

1862
01:08:55,940 --> 01:08:56,720
还有我呢

1863
01:08:56,720 --> 01:08:57,540
高兴

1864
01:09:00,860 --> 01:09:02,830
人鱼人鱼

1865
01:09:02,830 --> 01:09:04,240
人家是歌是吧

1866
01:09:04,240 --> 01:09:05,020
人家是歌

1867
01:09:05,020 --> 01:09:07,040
是白银打钻

1868
01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:09,040
打不过也正常

1869
01:09:10,820 --> 01:09:13,500
话说为什么主播不断的在pk

1870
01:09:13,500 --> 01:09:15,930
别的没怎么见过打pk

1871
01:09:15,930 --> 01:09:17,100
他是这样的

1872
01:09:17,100 --> 01:09:20,160
因为在主播怎么说呢

1873
01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:24,339
嗯主播是这样的

1874
01:09:24,339 --> 01:09:26,379
主播的那个状态好的时候

1875
01:09:26,379 --> 01:09:27,800
聊天节奏特别快

1876
01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:29,750
而且回弹幕特别的密集

1877
01:09:29,750 --> 01:09:32,600
导致大部分的时候观众的听感就是

1878
01:09:32,600 --> 01:09:35,020
你这场直播要么嘿嘿傻笑

1879
01:09:35,020 --> 01:09:36,100
要么眉头紧皱

1880
01:09:36,100 --> 01:09:37,360
要么情绪高昂

1881
01:09:37,360 --> 01:09:38,620
要么异常低落

1882
01:09:38,620 --> 01:09:40,000
你就跟我听下来了

1883
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:41,860
然后回来之后反应过来

1884
01:09:41,860 --> 01:09:45,979
这一场直播就是分b不打主打一个陪伴了

1885
01:09:45,979 --> 01:09:48,639
呃就是我的这个直播节奏太快

1886
01:09:53,439 --> 01:09:54,639
觉得哇说的真好

1887
01:09:54,639 --> 01:09:56,690
然后送点送点小的吧

1888
01:09:56,690 --> 01:09:58,420
现在的这种时间啊

1889
01:09:58,420 --> 01:10:02,140
所以我也不我我这个人我也不是特别想提

1890
01:10:02,140 --> 01:10:04,120
就是特别总提这些东西

1891
01:10:04,120 --> 01:10:05,140
你知道吗

1892
01:10:05,740 --> 01:10:08,140
而就导致我直播节奏里面

1893
01:10:08,140 --> 01:10:10,060
基本上没有给大家留出来

1894
01:10:10,060 --> 01:10:13,480
就是可以开开心心的打赏我一点啊

1895
01:10:13,480 --> 01:10:14,980
这种这种时间啊

1896
01:10:14,980 --> 01:10:17,560
导致我每个月的没有大乱斗

1897
01:10:17,560 --> 01:10:20,600
有的时候我的营收数据都只有舰长

1898
01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:22,640
就除了除了舰长之外

1899
01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:24,080
就就没有什么了

1900
01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:27,400
所以后面就开始想着

1901
01:10:27,400 --> 01:10:29,020
就我既不用开口讲

1902
01:10:29,020 --> 01:10:31,940
然后又可以还以下的这种方式

1903
01:10:31,940 --> 01:10:33,320
就是打个大乱斗

1904
01:10:33,320 --> 01:10:35,480
然后大家谁要想打个积分就打

1905
01:10:35,480 --> 01:10:36,930
不想打积分就不打

1906
01:10:36,930 --> 01:10:37,980
赢了我就信

1907
01:10:37,980 --> 01:10:38,970
输了我也不哭

1908
01:10:38,970 --> 01:10:40,440
反正就这种感觉

1909
01:10:40,440 --> 01:10:43,860
就是给大家一个一个一个消费的渠道啊

1910
01:10:43,860 --> 01:10:45,060
大家想打就打打

1911
01:10:45,060 --> 01:10:46,540
不想打就不打

1912
01:10:46,540 --> 01:10:48,010
就是这样的一个感觉

1913
01:10:48,010 --> 01:10:49,540
谢谢银丝心爱的小花

1914
01:10:49,540 --> 01:10:50,920
感谢支持和德尼娅离开走

1915
01:10:50,920 --> 01:10:52,670
而且大乱斗有头像框

1916
01:10:52,670 --> 01:10:55,080
就是可以戴在头像上的那种

1917
01:10:55,080 --> 01:10:56,820
每次打到钻石的话

1918
01:10:56,820 --> 01:10:59,970
那个那个那个头像框就是什么

1919
01:10:59,970 --> 01:11:01,740
那个头像框是紫色的

1920
01:11:01,740 --> 01:11:02,640
就跟我差不多

1921
01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:03,379
你知道吧

1922
01:11:03,379 --> 01:11:04,519
谢谢七夏的四

1923
01:11:04,519 --> 01:11:05,119
感谢支持

1924
01:11:05,119 --> 01:11:06,139
红豆泥阿里嘎多

1925
01:11:06,139 --> 01:11:07,039
感谢感谢

1926
01:11:07,039 --> 01:11:07,879
摸摸头

1927
01:11:07,879 --> 01:11:10,340
摸完能让我加一下功德吗

1928
01:11:10,920 --> 01:11:12,560
房管解释好评

1929
01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:13,640
你听我的呀

1930
01:11:13,640 --> 01:11:15,140
你听他们的干嘛

1931
01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:28,650
功德加1+1加d d y是公鸡来喽

1932
01:11:40,140 --> 01:11:42,560
好了摸完了结束了

1933
01:11:43,880 --> 01:11:45,260
摸摸时间结束了

1934
01:11:45,260 --> 01:11:46,280
摸摸时间结束

1935
01:11:46,280 --> 01:11:46,760
别急

1936
01:11:46,760 --> 01:11:47,540
去对面舔

1937
01:11:47,540 --> 01:11:48,750
差不多得了

1938
01:11:48,750 --> 01:11:49,950
主播没活了

1939
01:11:49,950 --> 01:11:50,970
想摆就pk

1940
01:11:50,970 --> 01:11:52,710
看这位多的杂谈不都那样

1941
01:11:52,710 --> 01:11:55,590
我的话状态好的时候不是现在这种弹法

1942
01:11:55,590 --> 01:11:58,300
我状态好的时候是自己带话题来

1943
01:11:58,300 --> 01:11:59,200
就是没有弹幕

1944
01:11:59,200 --> 01:12:00,220
然后我自己硬聊

1945
01:12:00,220 --> 01:12:02,300
聊完之后硬发散发散

1946
01:12:02,300 --> 01:12:03,680
完了之后就好久

1947
01:12:03,680 --> 01:12:06,980
好久才回一次弹幕的那种那种状态啊

1948
01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:12,360
一个v的收入不应该是舰长和c吗

1949
01:12:12,360 --> 01:12:14,520
要是主播光靠舰长和c

1950
01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:16,740
然后营收状况就特别好的话

1951
01:12:16,740 --> 01:12:17,760
我也很开心啊

1952
01:12:17,760 --> 01:12:23,680
关键关键关键我你这个问题你不该问我呀

1953
01:12:23,680 --> 01:12:26,700
我应该不是你看的直播间里面最结晶的吧

1954
01:12:26,700 --> 01:12:28,560
我应该不是你看的直播间里面

1955
01:12:28,560 --> 01:12:31,620
礼物占比比较比较比较大的那种吧

1956
01:12:31,620 --> 01:12:32,820
我这舰长数量

1957
01:12:32,820 --> 01:12:36,020
还有我的这个现在这个提督提督占比

1958
01:12:36,020 --> 01:12:36,680
提督数量

1959
01:12:36,680 --> 01:12:39,320
应该你去你去问那个提督占比

1960
01:12:39,320 --> 01:12:41,180
还有那个礼物占比更多的v

1961
01:12:41,180 --> 01:12:42,170
你问我干嘛

1962
01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:45,840
谢谢礼物收入不少

1963
01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:47,460
礼物收入肯定都不少啊

1964
01:12:47,460 --> 01:12:51,430
哪怕不会谢礼物的大v也会有好多礼物收入啊

1965
01:12:52,310 --> 01:12:54,790
这就不得不念念我的徽章了

1966
01:12:54,790 --> 01:12:55,750
就这样啊

1967
01:12:55,750 --> 01:12:59,380
嗯第一天干什么主播主打什么

1968
01:12:59,380 --> 01:13:01,000
主打一个反差萌啊

1969
01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:06,890
你懂吧

1970
01:13:06,890 --> 01:13:10,030
抽象跟可爱的碰撞啊

1971
01:13:10,030 --> 01:13:11,890
有的时候能讲讲道理

1972
01:13:11,890 --> 01:13:14,050
有的时候呢就是一坨说的道理

1973
01:13:14,050 --> 01:13:15,310
就是这样的一个感觉

1974
01:13:16,090 --> 01:13:16,870
我也不知道

1975
01:13:16,870 --> 01:13:18,360
哎我也不知道

1976
01:13:18,860 --> 01:13:23,780
你别老问一些我回复不了的问题啊

1977
01:13:23,780 --> 01:13:25,420
马克特我回复不了

1978
01:13:25,420 --> 01:13:26,440
欢迎博

1979
01:13:30,700 --> 01:13:33,570
哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒

1980
01:13:33,570 --> 01:13:34,710
谢谢青夏文

1981
01:13:34,710 --> 01:13:35,730
送你做出贡献

1982
01:13:35,730 --> 01:13:36,990
感谢谢喵红豆

1983
01:13:36,990 --> 01:13:39,810
你连个动人鱼竟然没打

1984
01:13:39,810 --> 01:13:41,640
我也不知道为啥人鱼没打呀

1985
01:13:41,640 --> 01:13:44,639
哈哈我也不知道了

1986
01:13:44,639 --> 01:13:46,319
你每次说自己可爱的时候

1987
01:13:46,319 --> 01:13:47,579
会不会良心疼

1988
01:13:47,579 --> 01:13:50,410
可是我真的觉得我很可爱呀

1989
01:13:52,570 --> 01:13:55,570
我周围的朋友也都说我挺可爱的

1990
01:13:55,570 --> 01:13:58,130
就是很很娇很憨的那种

1991
01:13:58,130 --> 01:13:58,730
你知道吧

1992
01:13:58,730 --> 01:14:01,280
很很娇很憨的那种娘

1993
01:14:01,460 --> 01:14:05,420
就是那种没事闲的会把人家撒娇好不好嘛

1994
01:14:05,420 --> 01:14:06,260
好不好嘛

1995
01:14:06,260 --> 01:14:07,280
哎呀谢谢啦

1996
01:14:07,280 --> 01:14:08,290
谢谢谢谢

1997
01:14:08,290 --> 01:14:12,919
就每次每次就是我我躺在那个沙发上面

1998
01:14:12,919 --> 01:14:13,399
你知道吧

1999
01:14:13,399 --> 01:14:14,869
躺在那个沙发上面

2000
01:14:14,869 --> 01:14:18,330
然后我室友有的时候他在厨房做完饭

2001
01:14:18,330 --> 01:14:20,010
就拿那个筷子

2002
01:14:20,010 --> 01:14:21,210
他问我喂我一口

2003
01:14:21,210 --> 01:14:24,810
我就嗯嗯谢谢谢谢谢谢阿里嘎多

2004
01:14:24,810 --> 01:14:25,800
然后我说

2005
01:14:28,300 --> 01:14:31,600
不客气不客气

2006
01:14:31,689 --> 01:14:36,920
我说啊啊嗯嗯嗯

2007
01:14:38,640 --> 01:14:40,760
我一般管这个叫飞舞

2008
01:14:40,760 --> 01:14:42,200
好强的攻击性啊

2009
01:14:42,200 --> 01:14:44,600
下播了结一下弹幕演员的工资

2010
01:14:44,600 --> 01:14:49,859
哈哈哈哈哎呀就是就是那种好不好嘛

2011
01:14:49,859 --> 01:14:51,029
求求你啦

2012
01:14:51,029 --> 01:14:52,019
米呀米呀

2013
01:14:52,019 --> 01:14:53,999
什么就是啊米米啊

2014
01:14:53,999 --> 01:14:58,160
我呢真的真的嗯就是这种感觉

2015
01:15:07,300 --> 01:15:10,630
方便的就把这哥们打的还行吧

2016
01:15:10,630 --> 01:15:12,820
溜了你睡了睡觉了

2017
01:15:12,820 --> 01:15:14,860
拜拜拜拜

2018
01:15:14,860 --> 01:15:18,299
金宝烟宝镭射票有什么用吗

2019
01:15:22,019 --> 01:15:23,800
没有什么用呀

2020
01:15:23,840 --> 01:15:25,640
不能吃不能吃

2021
01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:27,080
也不能对着交大

2022
01:15:27,080 --> 01:15:31,720
也不能都都都都不可以能售票

2023
01:15:31,720 --> 01:15:34,300
就是给你拿来收藏的

2024
01:15:34,300 --> 01:15:36,460
哎呀问到这样的问题

2025
01:15:36,460 --> 01:15:38,920
感觉有点有点费解

2026
01:15:38,920 --> 01:15:40,850
哈哈哈哈等等

2027
01:15:40,850 --> 01:15:42,590
那他能有什么用吗

2028
01:15:42,590 --> 01:15:44,150
那立牌有什么用吗

2029
01:15:44,150 --> 01:15:45,590
徽章有什么用吗

2030
01:15:45,590 --> 01:15:46,730
没有什么作用啊

2031
01:15:46,730 --> 01:15:48,139
就是没什么作用

2032
01:15:48,139 --> 01:15:51,120
拿着看着好看的时尚小垃圾

2033
01:15:51,120 --> 01:15:53,280
你直播会不会打扰到室友

2034
01:15:53,280 --> 01:15:54,240
人家没骂我

2035
01:15:54,240 --> 01:15:54,840
我不知道

2036
01:15:54,840 --> 01:15:57,180
反正反正反正没人私信我

2037
01:15:57,180 --> 01:15:57,600
骂我

2038
01:15:57,600 --> 01:15:59,260
可能是不好意思吧

2039
01:16:00,260 --> 01:16:01,600
可能会打扰吧

2040
01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:02,680
也可能不会打扰

2041
01:16:02,680 --> 01:16:02,800
我

2042
01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:04,480
不知道他们睡的都挺晚的

2043
01:16:04,480 --> 01:16:07,260
而且都会有那个就是呃

2044
01:16:11,490 --> 01:16:12,300
大家都有

2045
01:16:12,300 --> 01:16:14,510
所以就不是很在乎了

2046
01:16:15,350 --> 01:16:16,910
那个二维码能扫吗

2047
01:16:16,910 --> 01:16:19,310
我记得那个二维码是有有一个什么含义

2048
01:16:19,310 --> 01:16:21,620
设计的时候好像是谢谢啊

2049
01:16:21,620 --> 01:16:22,400
扫出来的话

2050
01:16:22,400 --> 01:16:23,000
如果能扫出

2051
01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:23,900
好像是谢谢啊

2052
01:16:23,900 --> 01:16:26,660
还是我直播间的那个数字转化的

2053
01:16:26,660 --> 01:16:31,120
好像他是用那个二维码条形码转化器转的吧

2054
01:16:31,120 --> 01:16:33,610
他好像就是22894962的意思

2055
01:16:33,610 --> 01:16:36,520
没记错的话是没有什么意思的

2056
01:16:36,860 --> 01:16:38,540
立牌可以摆一排

2057
01:16:38,540 --> 01:16:39,440
挺壮观的

2058
01:16:39,440 --> 01:16:39,980
对的嘞

2059
01:16:39,980 --> 01:16:41,720
我之前买什么礼物的时候

2060
01:16:41,720 --> 01:16:43,700
我上提督不就给立牌吗

2061
01:16:44,440 --> 01:16:46,480
一个提督给十个金牌

2062
01:16:48,320 --> 01:16:51,820
当时我当时不就是一个梯度给十个立牌

2063
01:16:51,820 --> 01:16:53,620
然后因为我的每个立牌都

2064
01:16:53,620 --> 01:16:56,100
基本上早期的都有俩颜色啊

2065
01:16:56,340 --> 01:16:59,940
所以人家一收到就是一大把的一大箱子的

2066
01:16:59,940 --> 01:17:01,200
那个亚克力牌子

2067
01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:01,620
哎呦

2068
01:17:03,120 --> 01:17:04,560
可是你扫不出来

2069
01:17:04,560 --> 01:17:05,100
扫不出来

2070
01:17:05,100 --> 01:17:06,780
应该就是就是没法扫

2071
01:17:06,780 --> 01:17:07,390
这一下

2072
01:17:07,390 --> 01:17:09,100
我当时还搜了呢

2073
01:17:09,100 --> 01:17:10,150
申请二维码

2074
01:17:10,150 --> 01:17:12,070
在国内那个申请二维码的话

2075
01:17:12,070 --> 01:17:14,050
是需要有什么商家资质的

2076
01:17:14,050 --> 01:17:16,780
要不然我真的打算做一个二维码

2077
01:17:16,780 --> 01:17:17,680
不是二维码

2078
01:17:17,680 --> 01:17:18,520
就是条形码

2079
01:17:18,520 --> 01:17:19,360
做一个条形码

2080
01:17:19,360 --> 01:17:20,980
大家要是扫一下的话

2081
01:17:20,980 --> 01:17:23,080
扫出来就是我直播间直通的

2082
01:17:23,080 --> 01:17:25,920
但是好像人家不让我申请一个条形码

2083
01:17:25,920 --> 01:17:28,320
是要交钱的还是要什么资质来着

2084
01:17:28,320 --> 01:17:28,980
我忘记了

2085
01:17:28,980 --> 01:17:30,240
反正挺麻烦的

2086
01:17:30,240 --> 01:17:31,440
我就没有搞了

2087
01:17:32,740 --> 01:17:34,080
身上有条形码

2088
01:17:34,080 --> 01:17:34,920
好像有点涩

2089
01:17:34,920 --> 01:17:37,610
你怎么敢涩孩子那么苦呢

2090
01:17:37,610 --> 01:17:39,500
舍友肯定都是留学生啊

2091
01:17:39,500 --> 01:17:40,760
都是中国人捏

2092
01:17:44,420 --> 01:17:47,720
立牌能交大呀

2093
01:17:47,720 --> 01:17:48,740
那个立牌

2094
01:17:48,740 --> 01:17:51,140
它只是只是只是一块

2095
01:17:51,140 --> 01:17:54,380
贴着卡通小人的亚克力板子

2096
01:17:54,380 --> 01:17:56,360
你不要为难他好不好

2097
01:17:56,500 --> 01:17:58,480
你没带他干什么呀

2098
01:17:58,480 --> 01:18:00,170
哈你没带他干嘛

2099
01:18:05,870 --> 01:18:07,040
纸质的吧

2100
01:18:07,040 --> 01:18:09,140
只是不可可可回收吧

2101
01:18:10,220 --> 01:18:11,360
应该是可回收啊

2102
01:18:11,360 --> 01:18:16,220
嗯你建一个网站就行了

2103
01:18:16,220 --> 01:18:20,820
我建网站还在还在还在走进度条呢

2104
01:18:20,820 --> 01:18:24,580
不知道什么时候能走到用力生活的

2105
01:18:24,580 --> 01:18:27,820
我记得高中教过这个东西挺麻烦的了

2106
01:18:27,820 --> 01:18:29,140
早都忘记了

2107
01:18:29,140 --> 01:18:31,060
你们高中还有电脑课呀

2108
01:18:31,060 --> 01:18:33,100
我们高中电脑课都被霸占了

2109
01:18:33,100 --> 01:18:35,820
变成那个做卷子的课程了

2110
01:18:35,820 --> 01:18:39,299
自由原来爱是爱上所有吐槽

2111
01:18:39,299 --> 01:18:40,679
写网站的话

2112
01:18:40,679 --> 01:18:43,059
那个规划其实前

2113
01:18:43,059 --> 01:18:46,539
然后就今年有有三个音乐人跟我说过

2114
01:18:46,539 --> 01:18:48,099
要帮我写网站啊

2115
01:18:48,099 --> 01:18:51,200
然后呢就是有一个回归生活了

2116
01:18:51,200 --> 01:18:53,210
有一个去结婚了

2117
01:18:53,210 --> 01:18:56,550
然后还有一个现在不知道进度如何呀

2118
01:18:59,070 --> 01:19:03,000
嗯反正反正这个东西呢每次我跟大家说

2119
01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:05,160
大家我们好像又有自己的网站了

2120
01:19:05,160 --> 01:19:07,920
然后晚上马上就会出现一些问题在身上

2121
01:19:07,920 --> 01:19:11,290
哈哈哈哎呦

2122
01:19:11,290 --> 01:19:13,120
高中学编程吧

2123
01:19:13,120 --> 01:19:15,880
怎么是大二才学22世纪

2124
01:19:15,880 --> 01:19:19,940
什么21世纪不懂得那个不懂得编程的人

2125
01:19:22,490 --> 01:19:24,320
谢谢依旧没睡醒的小花

2126
01:19:24,320 --> 01:19:26,000
感谢支持阿里嘎豆

2127
01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:26,840
谢谢谢谢

2128
01:19:27,860 --> 01:19:30,080
体育音乐信息技术

2129
01:19:30,080 --> 01:19:30,500
对对对

2130
01:19:30,500 --> 01:19:33,580
就这三个老师还有心理啊

2131
01:19:33,580 --> 01:19:34,780
心理老师也是

2132
01:19:36,820 --> 01:19:40,040
不要给肥猫做网站会变得不幸

2133
01:19:43,260 --> 01:19:44,629
干嘛啊

2134
01:19:44,629 --> 01:19:47,449
反正反正反正就都走了

2135
01:19:47,449 --> 01:19:48,319
你知道吧

2136
01:19:48,319 --> 01:19:49,400
都走了

2137
01:19:49,400 --> 01:19:51,140
高中只是学vb

2138
01:19:51,140 --> 01:19:54,320
我们高中学的那个什么学个excel表格

2139
01:19:54,320 --> 01:19:55,670
都学了好久呢

2140
01:19:55,670 --> 01:19:56,540
是高中吗

2141
01:19:56,540 --> 01:19:57,220
我忘了

2142
01:20:00,119 --> 01:20:03,460
我知道你很爱我

2143
01:20:04,080 --> 01:20:07,640
只是拿爱情出错

2144
01:20:08,640 --> 01:20:16,880
爱如天气如火花的你在心中与我对望

2145
01:20:17,900 --> 01:20:19,160
这什么声音啊

2146
01:20:19,160 --> 01:20:21,620
有飞机飞过去了啊

2147
01:20:21,620 --> 01:20:24,280
看不到后面树

2148
01:20:24,280 --> 01:20:25,360
后面树太高了

2149
01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:26,560
我看不到飞机

2150
01:20:26,560 --> 01:20:27,460
好烦呐

2151
01:20:27,460 --> 01:20:28,240
你们听到没

2152
01:20:28,240 --> 01:20:30,620
刚才那个哗啦哗啦的声音

2153
01:20:30,840 --> 01:20:33,420
心理老师的课现在没人敢站吧

2154
01:20:33,420 --> 01:20:37,500
现在心理课好像是好像是就占比还挺大的哦

2155
01:20:40,630 --> 01:20:42,910
然后忽然冲进来一个心理老师

2156
01:20:42,910 --> 01:20:45,130
然后教你们做一些心理问卷之类的情况

2157
01:20:45,130 --> 01:20:46,270
我记得当时会有

2158
01:20:46,270 --> 01:20:48,170
不知道现在的孩子有没有啊

2159
01:20:48,170 --> 01:20:49,670
反正压力是挺大的

2160
01:20:49,670 --> 01:20:52,560
到现在应该没有人敢站了

2161
01:20:54,960 --> 01:20:56,120
蛮好听的

2162
01:20:56,120 --> 01:20:57,020
主播歌不错

2163
01:20:57,020 --> 01:20:57,860
谢谢啊

2164
01:20:57,860 --> 01:20:58,460
真的吗

2165
01:20:58,460 --> 01:20:59,300
阿里嘎多

2166
01:20:59,300 --> 01:21:00,540
感谢感谢

2167
01:21:00,660 --> 01:21:02,880
有人坐飞机来找我了

2168
01:21:02,880 --> 01:21:04,800
不会是胖子和小男孩吧

2169
01:21:04,800 --> 01:21:08,760
卧槽不会是胖子的小男孩吧

2170
01:21:08,760 --> 01:21:09,540
好害怕呀

2171
01:21:09,540 --> 01:21:10,920
大家要要走了

2172
01:21:10,920 --> 01:21:12,200
要走了

2173
01:21:14,340 --> 01:21:16,650
如果你不爱我

2174
01:21:16,650 --> 01:21:19,530
就把我的喜欢我

2175
01:21:20,610 --> 01:21:21,750
我每次听到这首歌

2176
01:21:21,750 --> 01:21:22,800
我都想跟着唱

2177
01:21:22,800 --> 01:21:23,550
怎么办啊

2178
01:21:23,550 --> 01:21:24,330
完了完了

2179
01:21:24,330 --> 01:21:31,910
哎哟坏了坏了坏了坏事都说米线哎哟狂奔

2180
01:21:31,910 --> 01:21:32,570
算了算了

2181
01:21:32,570 --> 01:21:33,530
我不在日本了

2182
01:21:33,530 --> 01:21:34,910
应该去找马克图

2183
01:21:34,910 --> 01:21:35,690
不应该找我

2184
01:21:35,690 --> 01:21:36,110
你知道吗

2185
01:21:36,110 --> 01:21:39,020
手机是大那个太太重量级了

2186
01:21:39,020 --> 01:21:40,380
有点重量级了

2187
01:21:40,380 --> 01:21:41,460
应该去找马克

2188
01:21:41,460 --> 01:21:42,660
不应该来找我呀

2189
01:21:42,660 --> 01:21:43,320
因为我不在

2190
01:21:43,320 --> 01:21:44,460
我不在日本那家

2191
01:21:44,460 --> 01:21:45,570
没关系

2192
01:21:45,570 --> 01:21:47,960
你为什么啊

2193
01:21:47,960 --> 01:21:49,680
都是是我的错

2194
01:21:55,379 --> 01:22:00,520
到底为什么让你更难过

2195
01:22:00,520 --> 01:22:02,320
这样爱你

2196
01:22:02,320 --> 01:22:05,540
除了安慰还能怎么做

2197
01:22:05,860 --> 01:22:08,270
脑残你干嘛呀

2198
01:22:08,270 --> 01:22:09,680
没有味儿吗

2199
01:22:09,680 --> 01:22:11,900
这歌我唱的多有感情呀

2200
01:22:11,900 --> 01:22:13,680
我觉得很美

2201
01:22:13,720 --> 01:22:15,330
哎我觉得很美

2202
01:22:15,330 --> 01:22:16,620
你为什么这样讲

2203
01:22:16,620 --> 01:22:19,450
我嘞真不懂事啊

2204
01:22:19,450 --> 01:22:20,820
我的心欢

2205
01:22:20,820 --> 01:22:23,040
有些人意思是太不懂事了

2206
01:22:23,040 --> 01:22:24,180
怎么回事呢

2207
01:22:26,340 --> 01:22:28,960
正想听你是你是谁啊

2208
01:22:28,960 --> 01:22:31,870
你啊你为什么想听这个呀

2209
01:22:31,870 --> 01:22:33,520
唱的好妖娆啊

2210
01:22:33,520 --> 01:22:38,170
那是你没有见过主播唱那个呃比较色情的歌呀

2211
01:22:38,170 --> 01:22:40,060
我是说你开的玩笑啊

2212
01:22:40,060 --> 01:22:41,830
是挺是挺低级的

2213
01:22:41,830 --> 01:22:44,880
感觉主播的房管比主播效果比主播还好

2214
01:22:44,880 --> 01:22:47,430
房管里面好多都是那什么的

2215
01:22:47,430 --> 01:22:49,860
好多都是这个套皮主播

2216
01:22:49,860 --> 01:22:51,660
比如说这个神秘密啊

2217
01:22:53,850 --> 01:22:56,400
比如说那个高能榜里面那个木冬衣啊

2218
01:22:56,400 --> 01:22:58,980
他就是这个套皮的套皮的歌式啊

2219
01:22:58,980 --> 01:23:00,680
对好多呢

2220
01:23:00,680 --> 01:23:02,540
主播我今天血压有点高

2221
01:23:02,540 --> 01:23:03,740
那我就不给你唱歌了

2222
01:23:03,740 --> 01:23:05,820
狂徒三葡萄牙无了

2223
01:23:05,820 --> 01:23:06,720
输了十块

2224
01:23:06,720 --> 01:23:08,760
你们玩都十块十块的玩是吧

2225
01:23:08,760 --> 01:23:10,190
来点降压药

2226
01:23:10,190 --> 01:23:14,070
寂寞让你变得我只会升高血压

2227
01:23:14,070 --> 01:23:15,630
我只会拉扯到家

2228
01:23:15,630 --> 01:23:16,470
升高血压

2229
01:23:16,470 --> 01:23:17,610
我不会降压

2230
01:23:17,610 --> 01:23:18,750
降压太难了

2231
01:23:18,750 --> 01:23:20,440
想不问是什么星

2232
01:23:20,440 --> 01:23:22,120
可以直接让你心跳归零

2233
01:23:22,120 --> 01:23:23,140
让你冷静一下

2234
01:23:23,140 --> 01:23:23,950
可以吗

2235
01:23:23,950 --> 01:23:25,660
心跳归零可以吗

2236
01:23:25,660 --> 01:23:28,640
有这个能力的还能有什么

2237
01:23:28,640 --> 01:23:31,280
没错是我那么多的冷漠

2238
01:23:31,280 --> 01:23:33,640
让你感觉到无比的失落

2239
01:23:33,640 --> 01:23:38,830
不过一个女人的心不仅仅渴望得到的一个承诺

2240
01:23:38,830 --> 01:23:40,270
我害怕欺骗

2241
01:23:40,270 --> 01:23:41,550
也害怕寂寞

2242
01:23:41,550 --> 01:23:44,010
更害怕我的心会渐渐地凋落

2243
01:23:44,010 --> 01:23:47,360
爱情不是随便许诺好了

2244
01:23:47,360 --> 01:23:48,830
不想再说了

2245
01:23:48,830 --> 01:23:51,740
又什么样的情有什么样的爱

2246
01:23:51,740 --> 01:23:54,200
用什么样的爱换什么样的债

2247
01:23:54,200 --> 01:23:56,780
我知道你的心里有些想不开

2248
01:23:56,780 --> 01:23:59,780
可是我的心里满满的全是爱你

2249
01:23:59,780 --> 01:24:01,960
回头看看短笑话之类的

2250
01:24:01,960 --> 01:24:04,060
你让我想想啊

2251
01:24:04,060 --> 01:24:05,560
这是米桑新基罗

2252
01:24:05,560 --> 01:24:07,180
打call完了该怎么说

2253
01:24:07,180 --> 01:24:10,840
你情愿让这样的思念把怎么你今天要被气死

2254
01:24:10,840 --> 01:24:11,620
发生什么事了

2255
01:24:11,620 --> 01:24:12,700
快乐在你说

2256
01:24:12,700 --> 01:24:13,180
你说

2257
01:24:20,419 --> 01:24:25,220
到底为什么让你更难过

2258
01:24:25,220 --> 01:24:26,840
这样爱你

2259
01:24:26,840 --> 01:24:29,840
除了安慰还能怎么做

2260
01:24:29,840 --> 01:24:34,820
你说的这首歌真的真的太太诡异了

2261
01:24:34,820 --> 01:24:37,220
真的他为什么是这样的

2262
01:24:37,220 --> 01:24:38,260
我的天哪

2263
01:24:40,540 --> 01:24:44,080
到底为什么你爹犯蠢

2264
01:24:44,080 --> 01:24:45,220
我不行

2265
01:24:45,220 --> 01:24:47,760
这这安慰这安慰不了呀

2266
01:24:47,760 --> 01:24:49,560
这这好多负面评价

2267
01:24:49,560 --> 01:24:52,620
但我也不可能去负面评价我的宝呀

2268
01:24:52,620 --> 01:24:53,490
你知道吧

2269
01:24:53,490 --> 01:24:55,800
我也不可能去负面评价我的宝

2270
01:24:55,800 --> 01:24:59,719
所以很多时候就是对于瑞平是主播来说

2271
01:24:59,719 --> 01:25:03,490
这个朋友联动对象喜欢的女孩子

2272
01:25:03,490 --> 01:25:08,040
只会只会只会只会耽误自己挥一挥刀的速度吧

2273
01:25:08,040 --> 01:25:09,320
当你有了牵绊

2274
01:25:09,320 --> 01:25:10,460
有了电竞

2275
01:25:10,460 --> 01:25:11,450
有了家人

2276
01:25:11,450 --> 01:25:12,200
有了什么

2277
01:25:12,200 --> 01:25:13,760
有了喜欢的人之后

2278
01:25:13,760 --> 01:25:16,040
你的刀就不能像以前那么快

2279
01:25:16,040 --> 01:25:17,720
不能无差别乱砍

2280
01:25:17,720 --> 01:25:19,460
最后砍到自己身上了

2281
01:25:20,239 --> 01:25:22,479
当你有社交了之后对吧

2282
01:25:22,479 --> 01:25:24,459
你怎么你怎么去讲嘛

2283
01:25:24,459 --> 01:25:25,899
这件事情稍微讲一点

2284
01:25:25,899 --> 01:25:28,760
我都怕我都我都我都怕让人家伤心

2285
01:25:28,760 --> 01:25:29,240
你知道吧

2286
01:25:29,240 --> 01:25:32,060
而且确实是你都你都自己了解了

2287
01:25:32,060 --> 01:25:34,300
就是跟你是朋友的主播

2288
01:25:34,360 --> 01:25:36,040
他出了什么事的话

2289
01:25:36,040 --> 01:25:38,440
你也会倾向于去相信他

2290
01:25:38,440 --> 01:25:39,160
安慰他

2291
01:25:39,160 --> 01:25:41,140
然后根本就停不下去

2292
01:25:41,140 --> 01:25:42,280
你怎么评呀

2293
01:25:42,280 --> 01:25:43,800
你平不了

2294
01:25:49,990 --> 01:25:51,650
祸不及粉丝

2295
01:25:51,650 --> 01:25:55,130
大部分的时候就是什么嘲讽粉丝

2296
01:25:55,130 --> 01:25:56,090
嘲讽观众的

2297
01:25:56,090 --> 01:25:58,490
除非是主播直接背刺自己的观众

2298
01:25:58,490 --> 01:26:00,760
要不然主播其他方面犯的犯了蠢

2299
01:26:00,760 --> 01:26:02,530
一般还是祸不及观众

2300
01:26:02,530 --> 01:26:05,560
因为观众跟主播相处的时间久啊

2301
01:26:05,560 --> 01:26:06,760
那主播对吧

2302
01:26:06,760 --> 01:26:08,350
完美的99天

2303
01:26:08,350 --> 01:26:10,260
然后犯了一天的蠢

2304
01:26:10,320 --> 01:26:12,600
这一天的蠢能就传开了

2305
01:26:12,600 --> 01:26:16,120
不是观众的人都不在乎他99天的那些欢笑

2306
01:26:16,120 --> 01:26:17,350
努力啊之类的

2307
01:26:17,350 --> 01:26:18,910
但是观众是朋友的人

2308
01:26:18,910 --> 01:26:19,720
在乎啊

2309
01:26:19,720 --> 01:26:21,490
你根本就下不去手嘛

2310
01:26:21,490 --> 01:26:22,980
你怎么去跟人家讲啊

2311
01:26:23,300 --> 01:26:24,620
你睡了晚安

2312
01:26:24,620 --> 01:26:25,550
是钟慧生

2313
01:26:25,550 --> 01:26:27,080
赶快好好养病啊

2314
01:26:27,080 --> 01:26:27,820
默默

2315
01:26:30,500 --> 01:26:32,200
饿了准备整个外卖

2316
01:26:32,200 --> 01:26:33,220
但只剩烧烤

2317
01:26:36,840 --> 01:26:37,560
疙瘩汤

2318
01:26:37,560 --> 01:26:39,180
再加上那个冷面

2319
01:26:39,180 --> 01:26:41,340
吃点碳水碳水套餐

2320
01:26:42,150 --> 01:26:43,770
吃电套水套餐吧

2321
01:26:43,770 --> 01:26:44,730
我一去烧烤店

2322
01:26:44,730 --> 01:26:46,410
我就吃这三件套啊

2323
01:26:46,410 --> 01:26:48,860
所以每次我吃烧烤必须得人特别多

2324
01:26:48,860 --> 01:26:51,760
要不然的话那个冷面一大碗

2325
01:26:51,840 --> 01:26:54,060
12 三块钱一大碗之后

2326
01:26:54,060 --> 01:26:55,440
我一点都吃不了

2327
01:26:55,440 --> 01:26:56,100
你知道吧

2328
01:26:56,100 --> 01:26:59,700
然后只能说大家一人一筷子就把它吃光了

2329
01:26:59,700 --> 01:27:00,900
就可以了

2330
01:27:01,520 --> 01:27:03,430
带个枫叶国小男友

2331
01:27:03,430 --> 01:27:04,720
我性别我都不挑

2332
01:27:04,720 --> 01:27:05,860
男的女的都行

2333
01:27:05,860 --> 01:27:06,820
也带不回来呀

2334
01:27:06,820 --> 01:27:07,420
别急

2335
01:27:07,420 --> 01:27:08,380
欢迎不语忘语

2336
01:27:08,380 --> 01:27:09,270
晚上好

2337
01:27:09,270 --> 01:27:11,360
你在酒店被隔离

2338
01:27:11,400 --> 01:27:12,510
辛苦啦

2339
01:27:12,510 --> 01:27:14,040
谁要听麝香夫人的

2340
01:27:14,040 --> 01:27:16,330
谁要听的

2341
01:27:17,510 --> 01:27:18,940
难怪容易肥

2342
01:27:18,940 --> 01:27:19,990
喜欢吃碳水

2343
01:27:19,990 --> 01:27:21,490
是这样的吗

2344
01:27:21,490 --> 01:27:24,680
紫色肥猫是这样的人

2345
01:27:25,520 --> 01:27:30,740
你吃到水煮鱼了吗

2346
01:27:31,980 --> 01:27:33,620
这个男声太低了

2347
01:27:33,620 --> 01:27:35,540
我唱不了

2348
01:27:39,700 --> 01:27:41,280
为你藏花

2349
01:27:41,280 --> 01:27:43,000
花花盛开

2350
01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:44,920
你为什么不去听摩洛哥

2351
01:27:44,920 --> 01:27:46,540
我去我也行是吧

2352
01:27:46,540 --> 01:27:48,460
是我去我也行是吗

2353
01:27:48,460 --> 01:27:50,680
你要给你整个枫叶国男友

2354
01:27:50,680 --> 01:27:54,360
主播主播是有的时候骗点米呀

2355
01:27:54,360 --> 01:27:55,980
有的时候骗点舰长

2356
01:27:55,980 --> 01:27:59,700
有的时候就是啊会有些坏心思

2357
01:28:01,980 --> 01:28:05,040
要我卖一个枫叶国小男友给你

2358
01:28:07,630 --> 01:28:08,830
你可别找我出去

2359
01:28:08,830 --> 01:28:10,770
别说你是我直播间出来的

2360
01:28:10,770 --> 01:28:13,680
请你轻轻留下来

2361
01:28:13,680 --> 01:28:16,450
让梦卷走这尘埃

2362
01:28:16,450 --> 01:28:19,360
香飘在书厢之外

2363
01:28:19,360 --> 01:28:22,399
走向美你的天然海

2364
01:28:24,439 --> 01:28:25,999
主要是你跟你爹说

2365
01:28:25,999 --> 01:28:27,340
下次跟大家商量一下

2366
01:28:27,340 --> 01:28:29,020
别说下次还会唱这个

2367
01:28:31,120 --> 01:28:32,560
那咋办嘛

2368
01:28:32,560 --> 01:28:37,510
经过小白奢香夫人赶月归来

2369
01:28:37,510 --> 01:28:39,460
他把月光换

2370
01:28:40,760 --> 01:28:41,980
那咋办嘛

2371
01:28:43,960 --> 01:28:46,060
谢谢星海的牛蛙和小花

2372
01:28:46,060 --> 01:28:47,660
感谢支持来的爱豆

2373
01:28:47,660 --> 01:28:50,480
谢谢谢谢晚安

2374
01:28:50,480 --> 01:28:52,580
小海

2375
01:28:54,080 --> 01:28:57,070
越过绵绵的高山

2376
01:28:57,070 --> 01:28:59,890
越过无尽的沧海

2377
01:28:59,890 --> 01:29:02,800
如果期待依然在

2378
01:29:02,800 --> 01:29:05,630
总是春暖到花开

2379
01:29:05,630 --> 01:29:08,600
请你轻轻留下来

2380
01:29:08,600 --> 01:29:11,360
让梦卷走这尘埃

2381
01:29:11,360 --> 01:29:12,020
香

2382
01:29:12,020 --> 01:29:14,390
飘在书厢之外

2383
01:29:14,390 --> 01:29:18,680
走向美丽的天籁

2384
01:29:20,940 --> 01:29:23,820
乌蒙山连着山外山

2385
01:29:23,820 --> 01:29:26,670
月光洒下了响水滩

2386
01:29:26,670 --> 01:29:29,370
有没有谁能告诉我

2387
01:29:29,370 --> 01:29:33,650
可是苍天对你在呼唤一座山

2388
01:29:33,650 --> 01:29:35,300
翻过一条河

2389
01:29:35,300 --> 01:29:38,380
千山万水永不寂寞

2390
01:29:38,380 --> 01:29:39,940
你来过年华

2391
01:29:39,940 --> 01:29:40,930
被传说

2392
01:29:40,930 --> 01:29:43,540
百里杜鹃不凋落

2393
01:29:43,540 --> 01:29:45,220
上不去了

2394
01:29:45,220 --> 01:29:46,899
嫂子烂了

2395
01:29:46,899 --> 01:29:48,339
烂完了

2396
01:29:49,719 --> 01:29:50,979
太高了太高了

2397
01:29:50,979 --> 01:29:52,389
受不了

2398
01:29:52,389 --> 01:29:56,790
可是当天对你在呼唤一座山

2399
01:29:56,790 --> 01:29:58,230
翻过一条河

2400
01:29:58,230 --> 01:30:00,069
走过千山万水

2401
01:30:00,069 --> 01:30:01,389
不寂寞

2402
01:30:01,389 --> 01:30:02,679
我唱太大声

2403
01:30:02,679 --> 01:30:04,449
我说我要敲墙了

2404
01:30:04,449 --> 01:30:06,120
哈哈那咋办呢

2405
01:30:06,120 --> 01:30:09,559
我说我要敲墙的怀念总在心头

2406
01:30:09,559 --> 01:30:12,700
绕我们记忆的凭吊

2407
01:30:14,200 --> 01:30:15,610
善良的心跳

2408
01:30:15,610 --> 01:30:17,080
我顺着你的路

2409
01:30:17,080 --> 01:30:18,570
让风都停住

2410
01:30:18,570 --> 01:30:19,320
依然清晰

2411
01:30:19,320 --> 01:30:21,400
看见你那坚强的脚步

2412
01:30:21,400 --> 01:30:22,870
如果天留得住

2413
01:30:22,870 --> 01:30:24,700
如果地也能把你挽住

2414
01:30:24,700 --> 01:30:27,960
原因就在这片云水间常驻

2415
01:30:30,260 --> 01:30:36,160
红红蒙山连着山外山月光洒下了响水滩

2416
01:30:36,160 --> 01:30:38,770
有没有人能告诉我

2417
01:30:38,770 --> 01:30:43,080
可是苍天对你在呼唤一座山

2418
01:30:43,080 --> 01:30:44,760
翻过一条河

2419
01:30:44,760 --> 01:30:47,630
千山万水永不寂寞

2420
01:30:47,630 --> 01:30:52,900
你来过年华被传说百里杜鹃不凋落

2421
01:30:53,420 --> 01:30:59,190
乌蒙山连着山外山月光洒下了响水滩

2422
01:30:59,190 --> 01:31:01,920
有没有人能告诉我

2423
01:31:01,920 --> 01:31:06,200
可是天对你在呼唤一座山

2424
01:31:06,200 --> 01:31:07,670
翻过一条河

2425
01:31:07,670 --> 01:31:08,460
走过千山

2426
01:31:08,460 --> 01:31:10,770
千万幸不寂寞

2427
01:31:10,770 --> 01:31:16,860
你来过年华被传说百里杜鹃不凋落

2428
01:31:16,960 --> 01:31:18,780
今天已经没办法

2429
01:31:18,780 --> 01:31:20,160
已经开始本音唱歌了

2430
01:31:20,160 --> 01:31:21,570
大家哈哈哈

2431
01:31:21,570 --> 01:31:23,580
哎井业声线已经上不去了

2432
01:31:23,580 --> 01:31:25,020
已经开始本音唱歌了

2433
01:31:25,020 --> 01:31:25,559
完蛋了

2434
01:31:25,559 --> 01:31:27,119
这什么什么歌呀

2435
01:31:27,119 --> 01:31:30,440
谢谢开着剑刃乱舞的狂徒zs啊

2436
01:31:30,440 --> 01:31:31,100
感谢支持

2437
01:31:31,100 --> 01:31:32,420
我要跟我爹离婚

2438
01:31:32,420 --> 01:31:33,900
我要跟米嫣结婚

2439
01:31:33,900 --> 01:31:35,040
跟爹离婚

2440
01:31:35,040 --> 01:31:36,000
跟爹离婚

2441
01:31:36,000 --> 01:31:39,680
跟妈妈结婚是违法犯罪行为

2442
01:31:39,680 --> 01:31:43,100
这已经不是一种不合礼法

2443
01:31:43,100 --> 01:31:47,570
也就不是什么不合不合那个那个伦理道德

2444
01:31:47,570 --> 01:31:49,370
这是一种违法犯罪行为

2445
01:31:49,370 --> 01:31:49,970
你知道吗

2446
01:31:49,970 --> 01:31:50,900
不可以的

2447
01:31:50,900 --> 01:31:52,460
这是不行的

2448
01:31:52,460 --> 01:31:53,360
不同意

2449
01:31:55,240 --> 01:31:56,740
不行了不行了

2450
01:31:56,740 --> 01:31:57,880
就算你伤心了

2451
01:31:57,880 --> 01:31:59,440
也不能跟我结婚了

2452
01:31:59,440 --> 01:32:01,060
你也不能跟他结婚了

2453
01:32:01,060 --> 01:32:02,920
主播直播奔放一天

2454
01:32:02,920 --> 01:32:04,660
更有直播效果

2455
01:32:06,060 --> 01:32:07,940
等下给你唱点那个

2456
01:32:07,940 --> 01:32:12,519
大家给你唱点嗨呀对吧

2457
01:32:12,519 --> 01:32:19,110
唱点那个想飞上天和太阳肩并肩

2458
01:32:19,110 --> 01:32:23,300
世界等着我去改变啊

2459
01:32:23,300 --> 01:32:27,140
想做的梦从不怕别人看见

2460
01:32:27,140 --> 01:32:31,259
在这里我都能实现我怎么唱这首歌

2461
01:32:31,259 --> 01:32:32,159
攻击性这么强

2462
01:32:33,479 --> 01:32:37,280
主播主播一带点那个什么主播一带点感情

2463
01:32:37,280 --> 01:32:39,879
然后那歌的那个音准就会跑到

2464
01:32:39,879 --> 01:32:41,979
跑到跑到宇宙之外的

2465
01:32:41,979 --> 01:32:43,830
跑到那个次元之外

2466
01:32:43,830 --> 01:32:45,390
像那个光年之外呀

2467
01:32:47,610 --> 01:32:49,050
那是角色歌呀

2468
01:32:49,050 --> 01:32:52,099
有一种人魂合一的美感在身上

2469
01:32:52,099 --> 01:32:52,639
你知道吗

2470
01:32:52,639 --> 01:32:56,239
真的就是有一种人皮合一的美感在身上了

2471
01:32:56,239 --> 01:32:58,559
快乐星猫这首歌是有加成的

2472
01:33:00,059 --> 01:33:01,979
我觉得我唱的也不错嘞

2473
01:33:08,320 --> 01:33:10,470
笨手又笨脚

2474
01:33:10,470 --> 01:33:13,880
跑步像陀螺一动

2475
01:33:13,880 --> 01:33:17,060
小脑筋总是出错

2476
01:33:17,440 --> 01:33:19,720
想要做好事

2477
01:33:19,720 --> 01:33:22,510
但总闯祸嗯

2478
01:33:22,510 --> 01:33:24,480
就是有一种这样的美感

2479
01:33:24,480 --> 01:33:26,760
胡说speed唱的就很好

2480
01:33:26,760 --> 01:33:30,020
大家已经开始从骨头里面挑鸡蛋了

2481
01:33:30,020 --> 01:33:32,840
已经开始从骨头里面挑点可取之处

2482
01:33:32,840 --> 01:33:34,220
挑点鸡蛋出来了

2483
01:33:35,500 --> 01:33:36,620
哎呀

2484
01:33:37,640 --> 01:33:39,820
你为啥总唱不太适合你的歌

2485
01:33:39,820 --> 01:33:42,280
因为这个世界上目前还没有找到哪一首歌

2486
01:33:42,280 --> 01:33:43,490
很适合我呀

2487
01:33:43,490 --> 01:33:44,630
找找不到啊

2488
01:33:44,630 --> 01:33:45,410
怎么办呢

2489
01:33:45,410 --> 01:33:46,160
那怎么办

2490
01:33:46,160 --> 01:33:47,780
不说大耳朵获嘉

2491
01:33:47,780 --> 01:33:49,280
你要听大耳朵获嘉

2492
01:33:49,280 --> 01:33:50,720
看到你难过的份上

2493
01:33:50,720 --> 01:33:52,920
主播也不是不能给你唱吧

2494
01:33:52,920 --> 01:33:55,470
但是你得你得你得发个点歌

2495
01:33:55,470 --> 01:33:59,739
然后这样的话主播才能去去给你抽象啊

2496
01:33:59,739 --> 01:34:01,730
这无缘无故的开始抽象的话

2497
01:34:01,730 --> 01:34:03,170
没有无缘无故的爱

2498
01:34:03,170 --> 01:34:04,430
也没有无缘无故的恨

2499
01:34:04,430 --> 01:34:05,090
难懂吗

2500
01:34:05,090 --> 01:34:05,930
怎么还流口水

2501
01:34:05,930 --> 01:34:07,190
说话语速太快了

2502
01:34:07,760 --> 01:34:09,260
说话语速太快了

2503
01:34:09,260 --> 01:34:10,040
那怎么办嘛

2504
01:34:11,900 --> 01:34:15,240
还有主播不会是馋大米了吧

2505
01:34:15,240 --> 01:34:16,260
在这边流口水

2506
01:34:18,400 --> 01:34:21,130
你们在这么高速的说话的时候

2507
01:34:21,130 --> 01:34:23,410
不会不会不会不会流口水吗

2508
01:34:23,410 --> 01:34:24,370
我就会诶

2509
01:34:24,370 --> 01:34:28,009
所以有的时候大舌头其实还跟这个有关系吧

2510
01:34:28,009 --> 01:34:29,269
欢迎叫没睡醒

2511
01:34:29,269 --> 01:34:31,110
为什么会这样啊

2512
01:34:31,110 --> 01:34:32,490
是不是我刚才唱歌

2513
01:34:32,490 --> 01:34:33,390
你出去避难了

2514
01:34:33,390 --> 01:34:34,170
依旧没睡醒

2515
01:34:34,170 --> 01:34:36,760
你实话实说没事

2516
01:34:36,760 --> 01:34:38,640
小号狠狠地发现了

2517
01:34:38,740 --> 01:34:40,000
那怎么办嘛

2518
01:34:40,000 --> 01:34:42,640
第二天你不还得去回去复婚吗

2519
01:34:42,640 --> 01:34:45,240
那这个这么长时间的喜欢

2520
01:34:45,240 --> 01:34:47,640
也不是说什么一件事情有两件事情

2521
01:34:47,640 --> 01:34:49,080
然后一下就能改变的

2522
01:34:49,080 --> 01:34:50,520
我觉得是这样的

2523
01:34:50,520 --> 01:34:54,889
你只会有一种呃不太开心的那个感觉

2524
01:34:54,889 --> 01:34:57,820
但是但是我说真的就是没办法

2525
01:34:57,820 --> 01:35:01,000
你点外卖吃了

2526
01:35:01,000 --> 01:35:04,300
我还以为你听我唱歌跑路了呢

2527
01:35:04,730 --> 01:35:07,310
谢谢七夏的super chat阿里嘎多

2528
01:35:07,310 --> 01:35:08,030
感谢支持

2529
01:35:08,030 --> 01:35:09,830
每日任务新更新

2530
01:35:09,830 --> 01:35:10,430
嗓子不好

2531
01:35:10,430 --> 01:35:11,090
唱不了的话

2532
01:35:11,090 --> 01:35:11,810
就记在账上

2533
01:35:11,810 --> 01:35:12,980
我试一下吧

2534
01:35:12,980 --> 01:35:13,820
我试一下吧

2535
01:35:13,820 --> 01:35:14,900
应该可以吧

2536
01:35:14,900 --> 01:35:17,120
我还以为你去避难了呢

2537
01:35:17,120 --> 01:35:19,940
我们直播间有一些就是主播一开嗓

2538
01:35:19,940 --> 01:35:21,200
他就把音量关到最低

2539
01:35:21,200 --> 01:35:24,680
然后看弹幕来判断主播到底有没有唱完啊

2540
01:35:24,680 --> 01:35:25,820
因为主播唱歌的时候

2541
01:35:25,820 --> 01:35:27,059
弹幕都是不动的

2542
01:35:27,059 --> 01:35:30,179
然后主播一开始说话才会有人比弹幕啊

2543
01:35:30,179 --> 01:35:32,639
你这是在编弹幕还是在多平台

2544
01:35:32,639 --> 01:35:34,319
怎么你回的弹幕有几个看不到

2545
01:35:34,319 --> 01:35:37,299
我是在我是在油罐同时推流啊

2546
01:35:39,920 --> 01:35:41,090
别尬黑啊

2547
01:35:41,090 --> 01:35:42,200
在编弹幕

2548
01:35:42,200 --> 01:35:43,580
在编弹幕嗯

2549
01:35:43,580 --> 01:35:45,800
暂时不会跳船

2550
01:35:45,800 --> 01:35:48,420
那你昨天刚上的呀

2551
01:35:48,420 --> 01:35:49,920
你昨天刚上的

2552
01:35:49,920 --> 01:35:51,540
你保证暂时不会跳出来

2553
01:35:51,540 --> 01:35:52,920
但你心里面偷偷良母

2554
01:35:52,920 --> 01:35:54,030
我对不对

2555
01:35:54,030 --> 01:35:54,980
你不可以这样

2556
01:35:54,980 --> 01:35:56,240
真的你不会这样子

2557
01:35:56,240 --> 01:35:58,130
这样主播会伤心的

2558
01:35:58,130 --> 01:36:05,520
哈哈你是不是被针对了呀

2559
01:36:05,860 --> 01:36:11,400
有种有种什么美感

2560
01:36:11,400 --> 01:36:13,980
有一种有一种编弹幕的美感是吧

2561
01:36:13,980 --> 01:36:15,900
那人生在世弹幕不多的话

2562
01:36:15,900 --> 01:36:17,940
自己不不自己不编点

2563
01:36:17,940 --> 01:36:19,260
那怎么办呢

2564
01:36:19,260 --> 01:36:21,639
你自己不编点怎么办啊

2565
01:36:23,059 --> 01:36:24,999
哦我发现有些人呢对啊

2566
01:36:24,999 --> 01:36:27,060
大家我观察这一件事情

2567
01:36:27,060 --> 01:36:28,620
我不知道是对还是不对呀

2568
01:36:28,620 --> 01:36:30,900
大家我观察了一件事情

2569
01:36:30,900 --> 01:36:31,620
就是

2570
01:36:34,300 --> 01:36:38,980
有些人呢他来我直播间永远都不带我的牌子嗯

2571
01:36:38,980 --> 01:36:40,480
但是我一下播

2572
01:36:40,480 --> 01:36:43,540
然后我就发现他就他就偷偷的把我牌子带上了

2573
01:36:43,540 --> 01:36:45,440
这是一种什么样的想法呢

2574
01:36:45,440 --> 01:36:47,480
就在直播间见到你们的时候

2575
01:36:47,480 --> 01:36:49,820
你们前面那个前缀永远都不是艳艳

2576
01:36:50,010 --> 01:36:52,040
但是在出门的时候

2577
01:36:52,040 --> 01:36:54,920
出门地呀或者是呃把账号退了

2578
01:36:54,920 --> 01:36:56,180
然后去看别的主播

2579
01:36:56,180 --> 01:36:58,139
甚至说就是有的时候啊

2580
01:36:58,139 --> 01:37:00,299
就是没事的时候刷刷b站动态

2581
01:37:01,919 --> 01:37:05,159
这是这是一种什么情况呢

2582
01:37:05,320 --> 01:37:07,980
大家这是出于一种什么样的心理呢

2583
01:37:07,980 --> 01:37:14,820
能不能告诉我一下美的美的美好

2584
01:37:14,820 --> 01:37:16,660
不知道你是小脑残

2585
01:37:16,660 --> 01:37:19,000
我说的就是你沈老师今天下播的时候

2586
01:37:19,000 --> 01:37:20,320
偷偷把烟瘾带上了吧

2587
01:37:20,320 --> 01:37:24,139
我看到了在直播间带别人拍的不是规矩吗

2588
01:37:24,139 --> 01:37:25,699
大家能不能别再输了

2589
01:37:25,699 --> 01:37:27,229
再输三连败了

2590
01:37:27,229 --> 01:37:29,299
有没有卡可以救一下主播

2591
01:37:29,299 --> 01:37:33,040
再输三连败了

2592
01:37:33,040 --> 01:37:42,680
哼哼哼哈啊啊啊啊啊啊哦哼嗯喵

2593
01:37:45,480 --> 01:37:48,820
请看阳光攀过窗沿

2594
01:37:48,820 --> 01:37:51,580
西风温暖了我的被窝

2595
01:37:51,580 --> 01:37:54,270
搅醒没做完的好梦

2596
01:37:54,270 --> 01:37:56,960
起身手忙脚乱

2597
01:37:56,960 --> 01:37:58,160
匆匆出门

2598
01:37:58,160 --> 01:38:01,280
怕赶不上整点开走的巴士

2599
01:38:01,280 --> 01:38:02,889
一路狂奔

2600
01:38:02,889 --> 01:38:06,909
铃声唤不动我疲惫眼神

2601
01:38:06,909 --> 01:38:09,489
怪自己昨夜睡的太沉

2602
01:38:09,489 --> 01:38:11,670
闹钟不够大声

2603
01:38:15,750 --> 01:38:20,920
窗外吹来了夏天的风啊

2604
01:38:20,920 --> 01:38:22,060
夕阳晚照

2605
01:38:22,060 --> 01:38:23,140
轻眺余晖

2606
01:38:23,140 --> 01:38:25,300
风在背后温柔的吹

2607
01:38:25,300 --> 01:38:26,920
看得见的青春

2608
01:38:26,920 --> 01:38:29,580
体会看不见我究竟是谁

2609
01:38:29,580 --> 01:38:30,660
风高夜黑

2610
01:38:30,660 --> 01:38:31,740
星目剑眉

2611
01:38:31,740 --> 01:38:33,960
从来不会空手而归

2612
01:38:33,960 --> 01:38:37,120
无声的鬼魅

2613
01:38:41,440 --> 01:38:43,800
行走在危险边缘

2614
01:38:43,800 --> 01:38:45,840
肆意的怪盗

2615
01:38:45,840 --> 01:38:49,910
自由的跳着指尖上的舞蹈

2616
01:38:49,910 --> 01:38:52,500
这地方怎么就找不到调呢

2617
01:38:52,500 --> 01:38:54,300
常服的波斯猫

2618
01:38:54,300 --> 01:38:58,260
等待下一个目标

2619
01:38:58,620 --> 01:38:59,960
谢谢亲爱的爱心

2620
01:38:59,960 --> 01:39:00,740
感谢这些红灯

2621
01:39:00,740 --> 01:39:02,420
你爱的好听好听好听

2622
01:39:02,420 --> 01:39:05,440
我们传统的289的传统爱心咋地

2623
01:39:05,440 --> 01:39:07,900
就算会做行动预告

2624
01:39:07,900 --> 01:39:11,060
我的轨迹无法预料

2625
01:39:15,360 --> 01:39:18,800
一张黑桃属于我的神秘代号

2626
01:39:21,380 --> 01:39:23,640
啊不也会先逃

2627
01:39:27,280 --> 01:39:28,920
香香桃

2628
01:39:28,920 --> 01:39:29,799
这样呀

2629
01:39:29,799 --> 01:39:31,989
快进入我的怀抱

2630
01:39:31,989 --> 01:39:35,200
猎人扬起嘴角和骄傲

2631
01:39:37,580 --> 01:39:38,680
小case啊

2632
01:39:38,680 --> 01:39:39,760
还能更假啊

2633
01:39:39,760 --> 01:39:43,360
小意思小意思小意思

2634
01:39:44,720 --> 01:39:48,700
嘟嘟嘟嘟哒哒哒

2635
01:39:48,980 --> 01:39:50,500
主播是不是每天都唱

2636
01:39:50,500 --> 01:39:51,820
那有人有人爱s点

2637
01:39:51,820 --> 01:39:53,100
我怎么办嘛

2638
01:39:53,100 --> 01:39:55,920
性格在身边缘

2639
01:39:55,920 --> 01:39:57,900
肆意的怪盗

2640
01:39:57,900 --> 01:40:01,980
这指尖上的舞蹈

2641
01:40:01,980 --> 01:40:03,960
这地方真找不着调啊

2642
01:40:03,960 --> 01:40:06,090
谢谢不会新手的灯牌啊

2643
01:40:06,090 --> 01:40:09,059
等待下一个目标

2644
01:40:10,899 --> 01:40:13,440
想想逃之夭夭

2645
01:40:13,440 --> 01:40:15,660
快进入我的怀抱

2646
01:40:15,660 --> 01:40:20,740
猎人扬起嘴角和骄傲挣扎

2647
01:40:20,740 --> 01:40:22,660
伊斯图拉低卡

2648
01:40:22,660 --> 01:40:26,450
我可就要一张神秘的黑桃

2649
01:40:26,450 --> 01:40:29,560
我早已逃之夭夭

2650
01:40:34,040 --> 01:40:35,020
谢谢关注

2651
01:40:35,020 --> 01:40:35,860
感谢支持

2652
01:40:35,860 --> 01:40:36,880
她好夹

2653
01:40:36,880 --> 01:40:39,390
我好喜欢你喜欢这种歌

2654
01:40:39,390 --> 01:40:42,810
你的品味修养和道德素质都卡在这里

2655
01:40:42,810 --> 01:40:43,290
上不去

2656
01:40:43,290 --> 01:40:44,220
下不来了

2657
01:40:44,220 --> 01:40:45,250
还变色

2658
01:40:45,250 --> 01:40:46,330
你也是k老师

2659
01:40:46,330 --> 01:40:47,230
你不知道什么时候掉

2660
01:40:47,230 --> 01:40:50,190
自从我那个就是嗓子战损了之后

2661
01:40:50,190 --> 01:40:52,110
自从我嗓子战损了之后

2662
01:40:52,110 --> 01:40:55,110
就这个地方就唱不上去了

2663
01:40:56,550 --> 01:40:58,820
就之前3月份的时候

2664
01:40:58,820 --> 01:41:00,050
我唱这个地方有调

2665
01:41:00,050 --> 01:41:01,700
但是唱这个地方有调

2666
01:41:01,700 --> 01:41:02,600
要特别特别高

2667
01:41:02,600 --> 01:41:04,040
嗓子战损了之后就没了

2668
01:41:04,040 --> 01:41:04,700
你知道吧

2669
01:41:04,700 --> 01:41:09,419
好了没有让人觉得你这里一堆从来没用过配料

2670
01:41:09,419 --> 01:41:10,079
没用啊

2671
01:41:10,079 --> 01:41:10,739
没有用的

2672
01:41:10,739 --> 01:41:11,519
虚拟主播区

2673
01:41:11,519 --> 01:41:12,719
这玩意就是废纸

2674
01:41:14,459 --> 01:41:14,879
说了一圈

2675
01:41:14,879 --> 01:41:16,109
啥都没找到

2676
01:41:16,109 --> 01:41:18,760
哈哈哈哎不能同步推的

2677
01:41:18,760 --> 01:41:21,940
我们签约主播不能带其他的台同步推流的

2678
01:41:21,940 --> 01:41:22,770
要不然的话

2679
01:41:22,770 --> 01:41:25,500
那总有人就是同时开着虎牙

2680
01:41:25,500 --> 01:41:26,670
同时开着斗鱼

2681
01:41:26,670 --> 01:41:29,139
然后同时开始走四个台一起直播

2682
01:41:29,139 --> 01:41:30,639
但总有搞这个的

2683
01:41:30,639 --> 01:41:32,139
但现在主播的话不行

2684
01:41:32,139 --> 01:41:33,219
只能搞b限

2685
01:41:34,299 --> 01:41:35,799
谢谢康娜的小花

2686
01:41:35,799 --> 01:41:37,059
感谢支持了一个多

2687
01:41:37,059 --> 01:41:39,530
谢谢谢谢笑容

2688
01:41:39,630 --> 01:41:46,940
勇敢说出心里珍藏的那份小小感动

2689
01:41:47,260 --> 01:41:49,140
这嗓子唱完speed之后

2690
01:41:49,140 --> 01:41:50,040
唱什么东西都有

2691
01:41:50,040 --> 01:41:50,940
我speed问了

2692
01:41:50,940 --> 01:41:51,900
不唱了不唱了

2693
01:41:51,900 --> 01:41:52,800
今天还是聊天吧

2694
01:41:52,800 --> 01:41:54,879
不唱了

2695
01:41:54,979 --> 01:41:59,150
踏步悄悄种在战战的

2696
01:41:59,150 --> 01:42:01,010
我去d别的主播的时候

2697
01:42:01,010 --> 01:42:03,640
我感觉我都听不到他们喝水

2698
01:42:03,640 --> 01:42:05,320
他们是喝水都闭麦吗

2699
01:42:05,320 --> 01:42:08,530
这这我真的有点受不了

2700
01:42:08,530 --> 01:42:10,060
就我自己的话

2701
01:42:10,060 --> 01:42:11,910
我是边上有水

2702
01:42:11,910 --> 01:42:14,580
我就只能不停的去喝

2703
01:42:14,580 --> 01:42:15,380
你知道吧

2704
01:42:15,380 --> 01:42:17,360
直到把这一杯水喝完为止啊

2705
01:42:17,360 --> 01:42:20,460
但是我感觉他们都不太喝水的那个样子啊

2706
01:42:20,460 --> 01:42:21,660
其实很费劲

2707
01:42:21,660 --> 01:42:23,460
有时候听半个小时都听不到

2708
01:42:23,460 --> 01:42:25,020
他嘟嘟嘟嘟喝水的声音

2709
01:42:25,020 --> 01:42:29,080
我喝水明很着急的学到了

2710
01:42:29,080 --> 01:42:30,880
你说你四个台同时开

2711
01:42:30,880 --> 01:42:32,190
也没同接啊

2712
01:42:32,190 --> 01:42:33,960
而且哪有电脑呢

2713
01:42:33,960 --> 01:42:35,460
能带的带的动

2714
01:42:35,460 --> 01:42:39,570
那个能带得动那个四个台同时推啊

2715
01:42:39,570 --> 01:42:42,080
就哔哩哔哩直播机这优化

2716
01:42:42,080 --> 01:42:44,180
这这粪一样的优化

2717
01:42:44,400 --> 01:42:48,210
再加上虎牙那边的什么虎牙直播助手

2718
01:42:48,210 --> 01:42:50,960
在家斗鱼那个什么不知道叫什么了

2719
01:42:50,960 --> 01:42:54,910
这同时推的话就电脑会爆炸了吧

2720
01:42:54,910 --> 01:42:56,290
闭麦是坏文明

2721
01:42:56,290 --> 01:42:58,270
他们肯定上厕所的时候顺便喝水

2722
01:42:58,270 --> 01:43:01,110
上厕所的时候喝水的不是不是观众吗

2723
01:43:01,110 --> 01:43:04,110
我看就是人家一说去卫生间了

2724
01:43:04,110 --> 01:43:06,400
然后弹幕就在那干杯干杯的

2725
01:43:08,000 --> 01:43:09,880
全自动干杯机器啊

2726
01:43:09,880 --> 01:43:10,720
在那边干杯

2727
01:43:10,720 --> 01:43:14,970
干杯的有个水杯是有吸管的

2728
01:43:14,970 --> 01:43:15,930
是没声音的

2729
01:43:15,930 --> 01:43:17,899
那不会多出声音嘛

2730
01:43:17,899 --> 01:43:20,880
就是拿吸管那种啾啾啾啾的声音

2731
01:43:21,000 --> 01:43:22,380
那样的那个声音

2732
01:43:22,380 --> 01:43:24,180
这怎么好像召唤小狗呢

2733
01:43:24,180 --> 01:43:28,129
哈哈啾啾啾啾啾的那个声音嗯

2734
01:43:28,129 --> 01:43:29,689
肥猫还没休息吗

2735
01:43:29,689 --> 01:43:30,799
今天有舰长加班

2736
01:43:30,799 --> 01:43:32,479
所以还没休息呢

2737
01:43:32,479 --> 01:43:35,780
喵喵露不也会生成

2738
01:43:35,780 --> 01:43:38,300
现在已经成为了版本最强的

2739
01:43:38,300 --> 01:43:41,340
哈哈你没发过干杯啊

2740
01:43:41,500 --> 01:43:44,800
还有今天送的那个干杯礼物的玻璃吸管啊

2741
01:43:44,800 --> 01:43:46,540
玻璃吸管大家最好不要用了

2742
01:43:46,540 --> 01:43:47,380
玻璃吸管

2743
01:43:47,380 --> 01:43:48,760
我看了好多

2744
01:43:48,760 --> 01:43:51,300
就是拿玻璃吸管喝水之后

2745
01:43:51,300 --> 01:43:54,120
那个玻璃吸管就怼到那个杯子下面

2746
01:43:54,120 --> 01:43:55,380
下面不小心睡了

2747
01:43:55,380 --> 01:43:56,200
还不知道

2748
01:43:56,200 --> 01:43:58,060
就是喝水的人还不知道

2749
01:43:58,060 --> 01:43:59,440
然后男友那个玻璃吸管

2750
01:43:59,440 --> 01:44:01,540
下面已经碎得坑坑洼洼的

2751
01:44:01,540 --> 01:44:03,700
那个玻璃渣子都已经到水里面了

2752
01:44:03,700 --> 01:44:06,310
然后用的人他还在拿这个喝水

2753
01:44:06,310 --> 01:44:07,330
真的好危险啊

2754
01:44:07,330 --> 01:44:09,040
有人一喝就一嘴血

2755
01:44:09,040 --> 01:44:11,129
然后一看喝出来一大堆玻璃渣

2756
01:44:11,129 --> 01:44:12,719
真的好烦人呐

2757
01:44:12,719 --> 01:44:14,609
谢谢火辣猛男的灯牌

2758
01:44:14,609 --> 01:44:15,269
感谢支持啊

2759
01:44:15,269 --> 01:44:18,380
人家狗听着都特别疼

2760
01:44:18,380 --> 01:44:20,300
所以不要用玻璃吸管

2761
01:44:20,300 --> 01:44:23,360
要非要用那种非一次性吸管的话

2762
01:44:23,360 --> 01:44:27,050
我建议大家要么还是可以刷的塑料吧

2763
01:44:27,050 --> 01:44:28,790
要么还是铁吸管吧

2764
01:44:28,790 --> 01:44:32,199
嗯总之就是别搞玻璃吸管了

2765
01:44:32,199 --> 01:44:33,900
这个真的挺吓人的

2766
01:44:33,900 --> 01:44:34,920
虽然玻璃的话

2767
01:44:34,920 --> 01:44:40,940
它可能最接近最接近那种非一次性塑料的口感

2768
01:44:40,940 --> 01:44:42,020
喝起来比较爽

2769
01:44:42,020 --> 01:44:42,980
那万一出事了

2770
01:44:42,980 --> 01:44:44,240
那是真麻烦呀

2771
01:44:45,440 --> 01:44:46,560
欢迎塔塔开

2772
01:44:49,140 --> 01:44:51,800
得得了得得了得得了

2773
01:44:53,180 --> 01:44:55,930
那种自带杯子的吸管都是玻璃

2774
01:44:55,930 --> 01:44:57,550
我还以为都是塑料呢

2775
01:44:58,570 --> 01:45:00,200
那个不是乳胶的吗

2776
01:45:00,200 --> 01:45:02,540
我记得以前买那种自带杯子的吸管

2777
01:45:02,540 --> 01:45:03,440
都是乳胶漆

2778
01:45:03,440 --> 01:45:06,040
怪那种软软的嗯

2779
01:45:06,139 --> 01:45:10,099
那个乳胶吸管的杯子在我手里面用不过两个月

2780
01:45:10,099 --> 01:45:12,139
然后我就会发呆的时候咬吸管

2781
01:45:12,139 --> 01:45:14,719
咬着咬着不小心就把那个乳胶给咬坏了

2782
01:45:14,719 --> 01:45:16,519
然后那杯子就不能用了

2783
01:45:16,519 --> 01:45:18,700
后面我就不买那样的杯子了

2784
01:45:18,840 --> 01:45:21,720
你还是选择西燕燕的脑髓吧

2785
01:45:21,720 --> 01:45:23,190
来奖励你一下

2786
01:45:23,190 --> 01:45:26,140
我看一下哎

2787
01:45:26,140 --> 01:45:26,980
算了算了

2788
01:45:26,980 --> 01:45:28,120
撕不动胶带

2789
01:45:28,120 --> 01:45:29,530
撕不动胶带了

2790
01:45:29,530 --> 01:45:30,700
金属吸管的话

2791
01:45:30,700 --> 01:45:31,780
你得拿管刷

2792
01:45:31,780 --> 01:45:32,920
天天去刷它

2793
01:45:32,920 --> 01:45:33,680
你知道吧

2794
01:45:33,680 --> 01:45:34,640
你在拿管刷

2795
01:45:34,640 --> 01:45:35,240
天天刷

2796
01:45:35,240 --> 01:45:36,540
他很麻烦的

2797
01:45:40,359 --> 01:45:43,139
哎说不动了坏了哎呦

2798
01:45:43,139 --> 01:45:43,979
说不动了

2799
01:45:43,979 --> 01:45:44,840
不说了

2800
01:45:46,360 --> 01:45:47,940
一起跳舞

2801
01:45:50,779 --> 01:45:53,559
有一种那个门门门轴

2802
01:45:53,559 --> 01:45:56,079
没有上那个润滑油的美感啊

2803
01:45:56,079 --> 01:45:57,170
什么鬼啊

2804
01:45:59,010 --> 01:46:00,410
现在能点歌吗

2805
01:46:00,410 --> 01:46:01,370
要点什么呀

2806
01:46:01,370 --> 01:46:02,000
可以点

2807
01:46:02,000 --> 01:46:04,280
但点出来一般是bgm

2808
01:46:04,280 --> 01:46:06,090
点出来一般是bgm

2809
01:46:08,550 --> 01:46:11,790
本来就不擅长搞这个卖

2810
01:46:16,080 --> 01:46:17,400
说不出来的话

2811
01:46:20,640 --> 01:46:22,840
太绝指导一下热水器来

2812
01:46:22,840 --> 01:46:25,600
本国人本国人的这个本国人的本行

2813
01:46:25,600 --> 01:46:27,220
指导一下热水器来

2814
01:46:27,220 --> 01:46:29,820
我指的是用我的马克杯喝水

2815
01:46:29,820 --> 01:46:31,080
可以呀可以呀

2816
01:46:31,080 --> 01:46:33,380
我那个马克杯还是挺好的

2817
01:46:33,380 --> 01:46:36,200
要不是当时他那个成本太高了

2818
01:46:36,200 --> 01:46:37,790
我就做古瓷的了

2819
01:46:37,790 --> 01:46:40,520
结果一算做古瓷亏本我就不做了

2820
01:46:42,380 --> 01:46:45,180
怎么主播能有主播这样的人啊

2821
01:46:45,180 --> 01:46:48,180
舰长礼物一共咱们现在播了1年是吧

2822
01:46:48,180 --> 01:46:49,830
一共播了13个月

2823
01:46:49,830 --> 01:46:53,820
这三个月里面七个月的礼物都是亏本的

2824
01:46:53,820 --> 01:46:55,050
就是不太赚钱

2825
01:46:55,050 --> 01:46:57,600
就赚的钱在五块钱以内哦

2826
01:46:57,600 --> 01:47:00,930
三三块钱以内的唉

2827
01:47:00,930 --> 01:47:02,160
真真是我

2828
01:47:02,160 --> 01:47:03,420
我就统计了一下

2829
01:47:03,420 --> 01:47:07,560
我做的这些礼物里面基本没有哪个是就赚了的

2830
01:47:07,560 --> 01:47:08,480
你知道吧

2831
01:47:08,480 --> 01:47:09,800
你有空开个播

2832
01:47:09,800 --> 01:47:12,840
当观众小男友教人撒娇

2833
01:47:14,560 --> 01:47:18,510
这种事情怎么能免费公开给大家呢对吧

2834
01:47:18,510 --> 01:47:20,340
男人会撒娇

2835
01:47:20,340 --> 01:47:21,930
男人魂会飘

2836
01:47:21,930 --> 01:47:23,160
没有女人什么事啊

2837
01:47:23,160 --> 01:47:23,760
男人会撒娇

2838
01:47:23,760 --> 01:47:25,240
还有女人什么事情

2839
01:47:25,240 --> 01:47:27,520
建议开个收费课程吧

2840
01:47:27,520 --> 01:47:29,020
建议建议不要那什么了

2841
01:47:29,020 --> 01:47:30,640
建议还是开个收费课程吧

2842
01:47:30,640 --> 01:47:32,550
沈老师叫你一声

2843
01:47:32,550 --> 01:47:33,090
沈老师

2844
01:47:33,090 --> 01:47:35,580
你不弄点公开课出来对吧

2845
01:47:35,580 --> 01:47:38,740
弄点弄点公开课给大家教教学

2846
01:47:38,740 --> 01:47:41,110
人头麦吃棒棒糖

2847
01:47:41,110 --> 01:47:44,960
我还真挺喜欢吃那个人头麦棒棒糖的

2848
01:47:44,960 --> 01:47:47,960
不是我真挺喜欢听人头麦吃棒棒糖的

2849
01:47:47,960 --> 01:47:48,860
挺好听的

2850
01:47:48,860 --> 01:47:49,940
挺好听的

2851
01:47:49,940 --> 01:47:51,080
良心主播

2852
01:47:51,080 --> 01:47:53,240
你怎么没早见到我

2853
01:47:54,680 --> 01:47:57,630
那大家给我一些底气嘛

2854
01:47:57,630 --> 01:48:00,930
就是营收状态还相对挺好的

2855
01:48:00,930 --> 01:48:03,860
以前可以不用考虑那个舰长盈利

2856
01:48:03,860 --> 01:48:06,380
然后大家支持我一次也挺不容易的

2857
01:48:06,380 --> 01:48:08,350
哈哈哈也挺不容易的

2858
01:48:08,350 --> 01:48:09,310
就上个舰吧

2859
01:48:09,310 --> 01:48:10,930
然后我就想着多做点好的

2860
01:48:10,930 --> 01:48:14,860
你看刚结束的这个刚结束的这个就是典型的

2861
01:48:14,860 --> 01:48:17,020
然后又是做了蛮贵的这种吧

2862
01:48:18,280 --> 01:48:18,940
有道理

2863
01:48:18,940 --> 01:48:21,499
等你后面两天搬完家就做行

2864
01:48:21,499 --> 01:48:22,970
ok没问题

2865
01:48:23,850 --> 01:48:25,610
男人会撒娇

2866
01:48:25,610 --> 01:48:27,230
男人魂会飘

2867
01:48:27,230 --> 01:48:28,250
大家好

2868
01:48:28,250 --> 01:48:31,070
我是沈易米娅老师

2869
01:48:31,070 --> 01:48:33,719
今天带领大家嗯

2870
01:48:33,719 --> 01:48:35,609
想要抓住男人的心

2871
01:48:35,609 --> 01:48:37,799
就要先学会撒娇啊

2872
01:48:37,799 --> 01:48:41,700
这个这个来给大家做一个嗯美妙的公开课

2873
01:48:41,700 --> 01:48:42,150
呃

2874
01:48:42,150 --> 01:48:44,220
希望大家多多关注

2875
01:48:44,220 --> 01:48:46,590
是哈哈

2876
01:48:46,590 --> 01:48:47,910
我的我绷不住了

2877
01:48:47,910 --> 01:48:48,690
绷不住了

2878
01:48:48,690 --> 01:48:49,170
什么鬼

2879
01:48:49,170 --> 01:48:49,920
这么

2880
01:48:54,380 --> 01:48:55,660
欢迎鱼鱼

2881
01:48:55,660 --> 01:48:57,100
现在放开了

2882
01:48:57,100 --> 01:48:58,540
ktv也开门了

2883
01:48:58,540 --> 01:48:58,960
怎么了

2884
01:48:58,960 --> 01:49:01,720
沈老师可以干正业去陪酒了是吧

2885
01:49:01,720 --> 01:49:03,160
你先把公开课做完

2886
01:49:03,160 --> 01:49:05,980
先别陪酒好吗

2887
01:49:05,980 --> 01:49:07,360
等你能陪酒的时候

2888
01:49:07,360 --> 01:49:09,040
是不是就能给主播上肚子呀

2889
01:49:09,040 --> 01:49:10,900
哎呦

2890
01:49:10,900 --> 01:49:12,340
情书亮了

2891
01:49:12,340 --> 01:49:14,240
是不是马上就全亮了呀

2892
01:49:14,240 --> 01:49:16,460
谢谢不夜辉星辰的情书

2893
01:49:16,460 --> 01:49:17,690
感谢支持

2894
01:49:17,690 --> 01:49:20,330
恭喜东一成为星球守护者

2895
01:49:20,330 --> 01:49:22,540
谢谢谢谢嗯

2896
01:49:22,540 --> 01:49:25,060
有需要的宝宝可以关注一下

2897
01:49:25,060 --> 01:49:27,220
就是这种见谁都叫宝宝的渣男

2898
01:49:27,220 --> 01:49:28,770
让我想起来一句话

2899
01:49:28,770 --> 01:49:30,780
去做心理咨询的时候

2900
01:49:30,780 --> 01:49:32,300
那个心理医生问你

2901
01:49:32,300 --> 01:49:35,360
太喜欢太容易喜欢上一个人是一种病

2902
01:49:35,360 --> 01:49:38,090
之后被咨询的人说你说的对

2903
01:49:38,090 --> 01:49:40,540
宝宝哈哈哈

2904
01:49:41,740 --> 01:49:44,320
这个对话是我今天最难崩的

2905
01:49:44,320 --> 01:49:44,800
你知道吗

2906
01:49:44,800 --> 01:49:47,000
这对话是我今天最难崩的

2907
01:49:47,260 --> 01:49:49,180
又可以跟好哥们一起唱

2908
01:49:49,180 --> 01:49:50,800
要抱抱是吗

2909
01:49:50,800 --> 01:49:53,170
那个hello baby

2910
01:49:53,170 --> 01:49:55,059
要抱抱什么

2911
01:49:55,059 --> 01:49:56,559
或者关注你老板

2912
01:49:56,559 --> 01:49:57,399
米呀米呀

2913
01:49:57,399 --> 01:49:58,719
你老板可不搞这些

2914
01:49:58,719 --> 01:50:00,039
你老板搞不明白的

2915
01:50:00,039 --> 01:50:00,459
别搞

2916
01:50:00,459 --> 01:50:02,259
欢迎花生

2917
01:50:03,840 --> 01:50:05,960
你老板要能搞明白这些

2918
01:50:05,960 --> 01:50:09,500
现在何至于是176个舰长卡在这里

2919
01:50:09,500 --> 01:50:09,980
上不去

2920
01:50:09,980 --> 01:50:10,520
下不来

2921
01:50:10,520 --> 01:50:11,960
177都没有啊

2922
01:50:11,960 --> 01:50:14,490
主播主播早在后面加零了

2923
01:50:14,490 --> 01:50:14,910
好吧

2924
01:50:14,910 --> 01:50:17,180
早在舰长数量后面加零了

2925
01:50:17,180 --> 01:50:18,920
能搞明白这些

2926
01:50:18,920 --> 01:50:25,070
以主播的结晶力度不得整个他十来个提督啊

2927
01:50:25,070 --> 01:50:25,970
十来个总督

2928
01:50:25,970 --> 01:50:27,020
20来个提督

2929
01:50:27,020 --> 01:50:28,020
30多个

2930
01:50:28,020 --> 01:50:29,940
什么30级牌子

2931
01:50:29,940 --> 01:50:31,320
打开b站无敌手

2932
01:50:31,320 --> 01:50:32,730
我在说什么了

2933
01:50:32,730 --> 01:50:35,910
欢迎花生

2934
01:50:36,190 --> 01:50:38,650
今晚进三场次等一次

2935
01:50:38,650 --> 01:50:39,610
欢迎小赚

2936
01:50:39,610 --> 01:50:41,320
我欢乐你两次吧

2937
01:50:41,320 --> 01:50:42,430
看开点

2938
01:50:42,430 --> 01:50:44,180
你是从138

2939
01:50:44,180 --> 01:50:47,110
我超谢谢清夏的时候冲鸭

2940
01:50:47,110 --> 01:50:48,160
感谢支持

2941
01:50:48,160 --> 01:50:48,850
红豆泥

2942
01:50:48,850 --> 01:50:49,750
阿里嘎多

2943
01:50:49,750 --> 01:50:50,950
太破费了

2944
01:50:50,950 --> 01:50:52,630
谢谢了谢谢

2945
01:50:52,630 --> 01:50:54,220
今天来吃个冲压力

2946
01:50:54,220 --> 01:50:56,259
冲鸭被点亮了

2947
01:50:56,259 --> 01:50:58,419
恭喜天下成为星球守护者

2948
01:50:58,419 --> 01:51:00,030
我们是都亮了吗

2949
01:51:00,030 --> 01:51:02,250
啊我们是都亮了吗

2950
01:51:02,250 --> 01:51:03,150
你

2951
01:51:06,450 --> 01:51:08,140
是不是都亮了吗

2952
01:51:09,260 --> 01:51:10,540
used to be your girl

2953
01:51:10,540 --> 01:51:10,660
now

2954
01:51:10,660 --> 01:51:11,880
i'm used to be a girl

2955
01:51:11,880 --> 01:51:13,920
今晚不得冲180呀

2956
01:51:13,920 --> 01:51:15,870
我是想充180的嘞

2957
01:51:15,870 --> 01:51:18,570
但是我也不知道能不能冲上去

2958
01:51:18,570 --> 01:51:22,290
还是得看大家还得看阉人给不给主播面子

2959
01:51:22,290 --> 01:51:23,370
给主播面子的话

2960
01:51:23,370 --> 01:51:24,549
就能冲上去

2961
01:51:24,549 --> 01:51:25,809
不给主播面子

2962
01:51:25,809 --> 01:51:27,189
那主播也没办法

2963
01:51:27,189 --> 01:51:29,590
你还差五个花束

2964
01:51:29,590 --> 01:51:30,910
还有告白花束

2965
01:51:30,910 --> 01:51:31,750
没事没事

2966
01:51:31,750 --> 01:51:36,070
我觉得我这个能能不能没人想跟我告白

2967
01:51:39,110 --> 01:51:40,950
昏迷了哈哈哈

2968
01:51:40,950 --> 01:51:42,450
昏了昏了昏了

2969
01:51:42,450 --> 01:51:44,850
直播间也没有想到切割男友粉

2970
01:51:44,850 --> 01:51:47,600
切割到最后礼物滞销

2971
01:51:47,600 --> 01:51:48,860
告白花束滞销

2972
01:51:48,860 --> 01:51:49,580
救救我们

2973
01:51:49,580 --> 01:51:51,540
大家救救救救主播

2974
01:51:52,240 --> 01:51:54,540
没有想到滞销到最后

2975
01:51:54,540 --> 01:51:55,320
你知道吧

2976
01:51:55,320 --> 01:51:55,840
是这样

2977
01:51:55,840 --> 01:51:56,260
对对对

2978
01:51:56,260 --> 01:51:58,600
早说你要冲我开小号

2979
01:51:59,680 --> 01:52:00,880
就是随缘冲一下

2980
01:52:00,880 --> 01:52:01,600
随缘冲一下

2981
01:52:01,600 --> 01:52:04,020
也不也不是一定要那个什么的

2982
01:52:04,020 --> 01:52:05,820
主要还是希望有新观众嘛

2983
01:52:05,820 --> 01:52:07,440
新观众认可我给我上传

2984
01:52:07,440 --> 01:52:08,990
我会蛮开心的嗯

2985
01:52:08,990 --> 01:52:11,210
然后一个人开十个小号的话

2986
01:52:11,210 --> 01:52:14,870
我直播间记得大家开小号的程度其实都挺高的

2987
01:52:14,870 --> 01:52:15,950
在开不太好

2988
01:52:15,950 --> 01:52:17,130
不用刻意开了

2989
01:52:20,230 --> 01:52:23,340
欢迎狂徒贼主播能送自己花束吗

2990
01:52:23,340 --> 01:52:25,590
我又不能送自己礼物呀

2991
01:52:25,590 --> 01:52:28,230
这个不会一朵花钱了吧

2992
01:52:28,230 --> 01:52:29,610
什么是朵花呀

2993
01:52:29,610 --> 01:52:30,570
新观众路过

2994
01:52:30,570 --> 01:52:31,830
新观众你也开心

2995
01:52:31,830 --> 01:52:32,790
喵晚上好

2996
01:52:32,790 --> 01:52:35,210
z m欢迎等等等等

2997
01:52:35,210 --> 01:52:37,190
还有那个欢迎的话

2998
01:52:37,190 --> 01:52:39,220
大家那个欢迎我

2999
01:52:39,220 --> 01:52:42,820
有的时候就是话题中间结束到一半之后

3000
01:52:42,820 --> 01:52:43,960
我就会欢迎你

3001
01:52:43,960 --> 01:52:48,280
但是如果卡在那个如果话题没结束的话

3002
01:52:48,280 --> 01:52:50,680
可能就可能可能欢迎你的话

3003
01:52:50,680 --> 01:52:52,360
就在等你跟我说晚上好

3004
01:52:52,360 --> 01:52:54,629
然后我才会跟你讲晚上好

3005
01:52:54,629 --> 01:52:56,129
对不起对不起

3006
01:52:56,129 --> 01:53:00,610
有的时候确实呃有下一些那个心在身上

3007
01:53:00,610 --> 01:53:03,640
但是确实还是不太不太那什么

3008
01:53:03,640 --> 01:53:04,780
送自己的礼物

3009
01:53:04,780 --> 01:53:06,220
不是叔叔纯赚吗

3010
01:53:06,220 --> 01:53:07,480
他不让送自己

3011
01:53:07,480 --> 01:53:08,559
欢迎圣主龟龟

3012
01:53:08,559 --> 01:53:10,539
有的时候那个完成任务

3013
01:53:10,539 --> 01:53:11,919
他会送我一些电池

3014
01:53:11,919 --> 01:53:13,719
最后没办法都打给别人了

3015
01:53:14,430 --> 01:53:16,700
都打给同行了啊

3016
01:53:16,700 --> 01:53:18,440
到哪个直播间一看

3017
01:53:20,000 --> 01:53:20,930
然后忍不住

3018
01:53:20,930 --> 01:53:22,460
然后点一个盒子出去

3019
01:53:22,460 --> 01:53:25,200
点一个点一个那个闪耀盲盒出去啊

3020
01:53:25,200 --> 01:53:26,640
收获一本旅行日记

3021
01:53:26,640 --> 01:53:27,420
特别心碎

3022
01:53:27,420 --> 01:53:29,880
离开下一个在闪耀盲盒

3023
01:53:29,880 --> 01:53:31,200
在旅行日记又心碎

3024
01:53:31,200 --> 01:53:33,020
又离开下一个嗯

3025
01:53:34,280 --> 01:53:35,830
给自己上舰

3026
01:53:35,830 --> 01:53:38,140
我我才不要给自己上舰呢

3027
01:53:39,380 --> 01:53:42,380
如果不是开播来就不用换人了哦

3028
01:53:42,380 --> 01:53:44,000
哦好没问题

3029
01:53:44,000 --> 01:53:48,450
我的灵魂百分百倍欢迎的办法就是开播的钱

3030
01:53:48,450 --> 01:53:49,920
三分钟之内到场

3031
01:53:49,920 --> 01:53:53,550
然后主播在点名的时候一定会点到你嗯

3032
01:53:54,990 --> 01:53:55,830
快点舰长

3033
01:53:55,830 --> 01:53:56,760
你

3034
01:53:59,080 --> 01:54:00,540
给自己上舰的话

3035
01:54:00,540 --> 01:54:02,160
能拿电池上吗

3036
01:54:02,170 --> 01:54:06,900
那我下次攒够1980的奖励电池

3037
01:54:06,900 --> 01:54:08,970
我就给自己上舰可以吗

3038
01:54:10,710 --> 01:54:12,260
谢谢战斗卡涅

3039
01:54:12,260 --> 01:54:13,100
感谢支持

3040
01:54:13,100 --> 01:54:16,400
世界就像英雄电影的

3041
01:54:16,400 --> 01:54:18,580
有没有一种信念

3042
01:54:18,700 --> 01:54:20,350
我超爹

3043
01:54:20,350 --> 01:54:22,990
谢谢不夜会新城的舰长

3044
01:54:22,990 --> 01:54:24,100
感谢支持

3045
01:54:24,100 --> 01:54:25,480
谢谢新爹上线

3046
01:54:25,480 --> 01:54:27,160
欢迎欢迎好多你

3047
01:54:27,160 --> 01:54:28,160
阿里嘎多

3048
01:54:28,160 --> 01:54:32,120
我超级感谢感谢谢谢谢嗯

3049
01:54:32,120 --> 01:54:33,830
太破费啦

3050
01:54:33,830 --> 01:54:36,810
耶耶不夜会倾城

3051
01:54:36,810 --> 01:54:38,680
叫你什么呢

3052
01:54:38,680 --> 01:54:41,230
让我想想主播的起名环节来了

3053
01:54:41,230 --> 01:54:45,060
叫你不夜还是叫彗星呢

3054
01:54:50,400 --> 01:54:52,460
什么叫彗星吧

3055
01:54:52,460 --> 01:54:54,530
感觉彗星好听一点叫彗星吧

3056
01:54:54,530 --> 01:54:56,690
我超级感谢支持

3057
01:54:56,690 --> 01:54:57,230
红豆泥

3058
01:54:57,230 --> 01:54:57,650
阿里嘎

3059
01:54:57,650 --> 01:54:58,170
多

3060
01:54:58,170 --> 01:55:00,930
谢谢清夏来c红的鸟了个洞内

3061
01:55:00,930 --> 01:55:01,680
晚上好

3062
01:55:01,680 --> 01:55:03,030
晚上好

3063
01:55:03,030 --> 01:55:05,100
尊贵的啊

3064
01:55:05,100 --> 01:55:07,260
这个哈哈哈哈

3065
01:55:07,260 --> 01:55:09,900
什么尊贵的没有尊贵的

3066
01:55:09,900 --> 01:55:11,580
等一下我给你整一段吧

3067
01:55:11,580 --> 01:55:12,230
好吧

3068
01:55:12,230 --> 01:55:13,850
这样想想

3069
01:55:13,850 --> 01:55:14,930
虚空上舰亏了

3070
01:55:14,930 --> 01:55:17,150
谢谢依旧没睡醒的舰长

3071
01:55:17,150 --> 01:55:18,110
感谢支持

3072
01:55:18,110 --> 01:55:18,680
太过分

3073
01:55:18,680 --> 01:55:20,120
然后当你离开狗

3074
01:55:20,120 --> 01:55:22,580
我超爹

3075
01:55:22,940 --> 01:55:23,540
这

3076
01:55:25,700 --> 01:55:26,480
样吧这样吧

3077
01:55:26,480 --> 01:55:27,440
这样我来我来

3078
01:55:28,460 --> 01:55:30,120
晚上好呃

3079
01:55:30,120 --> 01:55:32,920
这个烟烟大乱斗赛季初登顶

3080
01:55:35,200 --> 01:55:37,660
平时vip教父v圈耿鬼本尊男友粉

3081
01:55:37,660 --> 01:55:39,639
毁灭者纯良萌萌人粉碎机

3082
01:55:39,639 --> 01:55:42,639
b站第一耿鬼热评掠夺者289装扮收藏家

3083
01:55:42,639 --> 01:55:44,289
bs徽章集大成者

3084
01:55:44,289 --> 01:55:45,639
头像框收集狂魔

3085
01:55:45,639 --> 01:55:47,739
万人认定的小学女生全身大摆锤

3086
01:55:47,739 --> 01:55:48,730
舞蹈创始人

3087
01:55:48,730 --> 01:55:50,530
初中数学本水平测试

3088
01:55:50,530 --> 01:55:53,350
守门员虚拟三角分布理论提出者pk

3089
01:55:53,350 --> 01:55:54,550
大家都有内战之王

3090
01:55:54,550 --> 01:55:56,230
最强拉扯及b y s比赛

3091
01:55:56,230 --> 01:55:58,900
pyg人哎坏了

3092
01:55:58,900 --> 01:56:00,820
主播的手都不太好用了

3093
01:56:00,820 --> 01:56:02,500
哔哩哔哩滑轨第一人

3094
01:56:02,500 --> 01:56:04,540
漫步在荣耀赛道的公会猫大乱斗

3095
01:56:04,540 --> 01:56:06,100
端水教创始者

3096
01:56:06,100 --> 01:56:07,360
b站最黑的直播间

3097
01:56:10,480 --> 01:56:12,010
爱看城堡的猫猫公主

3098
01:56:12,010 --> 01:56:13,450
音乐人的小巨婴

3099
01:56:13,450 --> 01:56:15,520
紫色肥猫大风车景真人物

3100
01:56:15,520 --> 01:56:16,510
钢板战神

3101
01:56:16,510 --> 01:56:17,830
22894962下班

3102
01:56:17,830 --> 01:56:19,090
公务员颜值主播

3103
01:56:19,090 --> 01:56:19,810
虚拟歌姬

3104
01:56:19,810 --> 01:56:21,040
音乐人恋导师

3105
01:56:21,040 --> 01:56:22,510
单手抠地图先驱

3106
01:56:22,510 --> 01:56:26,260
第五人格潜在黑木怪原神区前一切疯狂

3107
01:56:26,260 --> 01:56:27,880
星期五主要缔造者百万粉

3108
01:56:27,880 --> 01:56:31,660
vr的一切营收榜前五是闲庭信步骗米全能王

3109
01:56:31,660 --> 01:56:33,280
抽象多面手米米娅

3110
01:56:33,280 --> 01:56:36,580
脑袋大的尊贵的耶耶人舰长

3111
01:56:36,580 --> 01:56:37,920
观众晚上好

3112
01:56:39,360 --> 01:56:42,640
你怎么知道我是以下省略米娅米娅

3113
01:56:42,640 --> 01:56:45,220
脑袋大的咽炎人观众呢

3114
01:56:47,420 --> 01:56:49,310
报菜名时间来喽

3115
01:56:49,310 --> 01:56:50,720
谢谢康纳的小花

3116
01:56:50,720 --> 01:56:51,260
感谢支持

3117
01:56:51,260 --> 01:56:52,540
阿里嘎多

3118
01:56:52,820 --> 01:56:54,580
有点不太熟练啊

3119
01:56:54,580 --> 01:56:55,600
有点不太熟练

3120
01:56:55,600 --> 01:56:58,440
嗯嗯这个这个爆的有点不太熟练

3121
01:56:58,440 --> 01:57:00,540
大概这个这个因为是新版的

3122
01:57:00,540 --> 01:57:01,080
新版的

3123
01:57:01,080 --> 01:57:02,700
再再再念个几次

3124
01:57:02,700 --> 01:57:03,840
应该就能反应过来

3125
01:57:04,700 --> 01:57:07,340
对旧版的那个已经念吃久了

3126
01:57:07,340 --> 01:57:09,620
但是新版的这个念的还是太慢了

3127
01:57:09,620 --> 01:57:10,460
你知道吗

3128
01:57:10,460 --> 01:57:13,880
为什么主播收藏的装扮编号都是2892

3129
01:57:13,880 --> 01:57:15,540
2894962

3130
01:57:17,280 --> 01:57:20,830
但是我们是一个有梦想的主播

3131
01:57:20,830 --> 01:57:22,390
什么叫有梦想呢

3132
01:57:22,390 --> 01:57:26,710
就是我希望我可以达到一个什么样的高度

3133
01:57:26,710 --> 01:57:30,460
就是哪一天我们可以有一个四位的房间号啊

3134
01:57:30,460 --> 01:57:31,780
就选289

3135
01:57:32,680 --> 01:57:33,520
已经看好了

3136
01:57:33,520 --> 01:57:34,880
选2892

3137
01:57:35,110 --> 01:57:37,040
简称2289

3138
01:57:37,040 --> 01:57:41,880
289就是米娅米娅的直播间的一个代名词

3139
01:57:41,980 --> 01:57:46,140
所以大家会就是多一些289的装扮送给我

3140
01:57:46,140 --> 01:57:48,340
都是音乐人送给我的礼

3141
01:57:48,340 --> 01:57:52,360
我自己的289好像我自己只买到了一个吧

3142
01:57:52,360 --> 01:57:54,420
剩下的都是一人送给我的

3143
01:57:54,420 --> 01:57:59,889
谢谢耶耶耶耶

3144
01:57:59,889 --> 01:58:02,440
火花黎明的出现

3145
01:58:04,760 --> 01:58:06,340
有点鼻塞了

3146
01:58:06,340 --> 01:58:09,840
大家想问鼻子嗯

3147
01:58:10,600 --> 01:58:13,440
看好了房在攒全款的猫猫

3148
01:58:13,440 --> 01:58:15,720
与其说是看好了房再攒钱款

3149
01:58:15,720 --> 01:58:19,440
不如说是不如说是刚刚出生

3150
01:58:19,440 --> 01:58:20,820
就在脑子里面思考

3151
01:58:20,820 --> 01:58:22,650
要上清华还是上北大

3152
01:58:22,650 --> 01:58:28,220
要上那个哈佛还是牛津的那个咩咩哈哈哈哎呀

3153
01:58:28,220 --> 01:58:31,220
不如说就是这样的感觉吧

3154
01:58:32,740 --> 01:58:33,700
别恶心滚

3155
01:58:33,700 --> 01:58:37,840
别恶心我

3156
01:58:38,780 --> 01:58:44,800
别恶心我

3157
01:58:44,840 --> 01:58:46,780
你喜欢耶鲁

3158
01:58:46,780 --> 01:58:47,560
你去玩

3159
01:58:47,560 --> 01:58:48,880
为什么不喜欢剑桥啊

3160
01:58:48,880 --> 01:58:52,680
为什么不喜欢剑桥啊

3161
01:58:52,680 --> 01:58:54,600
从刚出生开始

3162
01:58:54,600 --> 01:58:57,960
我就已经在心里确定了自己的什么啊

3163
01:58:57,960 --> 01:58:59,620
卢浮宫哈哈哈

3164
01:58:59,620 --> 01:59:03,460
从刚刚出生开始就已经确定了捏

3165
01:59:14,100 --> 01:59:17,390
因为耶鲁有心理学导论公开课

3166
01:59:17,390 --> 01:59:19,100
你什么时候去考证啊

3167
01:59:19,100 --> 01:59:21,700
沈老师什么时候去考证

3168
01:59:24,580 --> 01:59:26,790
你的你的你的奥利安

3169
01:59:27,520 --> 01:59:31,120
然后收大米之后回来给主播上舰

3170
01:59:31,120 --> 01:59:33,460
好坏的女人好坏的女人啊

3171
01:59:33,460 --> 01:59:36,400
大家怎么会有这么坏的绵绵啊

3172
01:59:36,400 --> 01:59:38,289
这不绷不住了

3173
01:59:38,289 --> 01:59:39,459
欢迎夜龙草

3174
01:59:39,459 --> 01:59:40,320
晚上好

3175
01:59:40,320 --> 01:59:41,700
嘟嘟可达鸭

3176
01:59:41,700 --> 01:59:42,960
你莫塔塔开

3177
01:59:42,960 --> 01:59:46,200
你爱她和我情感受就好

3178
01:59:46,200 --> 01:59:48,260
大家都夸夸了我

3179
01:59:54,720 --> 01:59:56,420
在哪里很可怕

3180
01:59:56,420 --> 01:59:58,960
有多可信的阿达

3181
01:59:58,960 --> 02:00:01,860
看看今天还有多少加班在身上

3182
02:00:01,860 --> 02:00:03,840
1234

3183
02:00:03,840 --> 02:00:07,590
还有四个舰长

3184
02:00:09,730 --> 02:00:14,020
还有半个小时嗯

3185
02:00:14,020 --> 02:00:14,800
挺好挺好

3186
02:00:14,800 --> 02:00:17,500
还有半个小时呢

3187
02:00:20,900 --> 02:00:22,640
但决赛那天我好像播不了

3188
02:00:22,640 --> 02:00:25,090
大家不知道决赛那天能不能播呀

3189
02:00:26,390 --> 02:00:29,700
现在阴间的车干车干是什么意思啊

3190
02:00:29,700 --> 02:00:32,460
我今天欢迎的时候就看到你的id了

3191
02:00:32,460 --> 02:00:37,260
车站能告诉我车干是什么意思吗

3192
02:00:45,940 --> 02:00:48,820
我天这不是缓一下缓一下

3193
02:00:48,820 --> 02:00:49,360
两个小时

3194
02:00:49,360 --> 02:00:50,230
该休息了

3195
02:00:50,230 --> 02:00:51,700
休息休息一会儿休息

3196
02:00:51,700 --> 02:00:53,140
一会看眼保健操吧

3197
02:00:53,140 --> 02:00:56,209
大家我又想起来那天哪个帖子

3198
02:01:02,040 --> 02:01:04,020
然后被人家挂在论坛里面

3199
02:01:04,020 --> 02:01:06,890
说这就是那个新学的能量

3200
02:01:07,910 --> 02:01:09,400
除了车

3201
02:01:16,080 --> 02:01:18,140
月光是这个意思啊

3202
02:01:20,900 --> 02:01:24,260
车干这个词总总让我想起来些什么车吧

3203
02:01:24,260 --> 02:01:27,050
或者是一些汽车零件之类的东西

3204
02:01:27,920 --> 02:01:30,440
需要吸收一些宇宙能量的大家

3205
02:01:30,440 --> 02:01:35,200
我我知道我我知道为什么为什么我眼睛坏了

3206
02:01:35,200 --> 02:01:36,970
我终于知道了

3207
02:01:36,970 --> 02:01:40,750
因为我看我那个我喜欢的那个cp的时候

3208
02:01:40,750 --> 02:01:42,880
是拿手机刻的

3209
02:01:42,880 --> 02:01:44,980
但是那个那个cp的话

3210
02:01:44,980 --> 02:01:46,990
他是一个页游的剧情

3211
02:01:46,990 --> 02:01:52,069
所以它的ui设计跟字体的大小是按照网页游戏

3212
02:01:52,069 --> 02:01:54,859
就是电脑那么大的屏幕来设计的

3213
02:01:54,859 --> 02:01:57,720
所以我看那个字特别特别的费劲

3214
02:01:57,720 --> 02:02:00,360
导致这两天看的头昏眼花

3215
02:02:00,360 --> 02:02:01,920
就看那个小字

3216
02:02:01,920 --> 02:02:04,440
他特别特别特别的主播

3217
02:02:04,440 --> 02:02:06,150
就是天天逛鸟吧吗

3218
02:02:06,150 --> 02:02:07,840
对的对的

3219
02:02:07,840 --> 02:02:09,139
那个字太巧了

3220
02:02:09,139 --> 02:02:11,719
我看的眼睛发昏之后之后

3221
02:02:11,719 --> 02:02:13,639
看弹幕就差不多大小的字

3222
02:02:13,639 --> 02:02:14,779
就特别难受啊

3223
02:02:14,779 --> 02:02:17,440
嗯有点不够诚心了

3224
02:02:17,440 --> 02:02:22,500
街上穿了极冷的月光里茫茫

3225
02:02:22,500 --> 02:02:24,060
谢谢康娜的笑话

3226
02:02:24,060 --> 02:02:25,680
我也没天天看鸟吧吧

3227
02:02:25,680 --> 02:02:27,970
你们鸟巴的创造力真不行了

3228
02:02:27,970 --> 02:02:29,650
不如五字母一根啊

3229
02:02:29,650 --> 02:02:33,700
你们鸟巴的创造力真的感觉有点下降了

3230
02:02:33,995 --> 02:02:39,779
主要是当你你的二创可以脱离这个主体存在

3231
02:02:39,779 --> 02:02:42,839
但当你的主体已经完全不存在了的时候

3232
02:02:42,839 --> 02:02:45,359
这个二创肯定热情也会消失啊

3233
02:02:45,359 --> 02:02:47,059
我是这么觉得的

3234
02:02:47,059 --> 02:02:48,840
看多么多么大

3235
02:02:56,060 --> 02:02:59,480
有没有天天都在看贴吧了

3236
02:02:59,480 --> 02:03:02,060
因为感觉很多时候没什么好活的时候

3237
02:03:02,060 --> 02:03:03,560
就不想看了

3238
02:03:03,560 --> 02:03:05,020
古城墙

3239
02:03:05,020 --> 02:03:08,800
而且首页帖子大部分都是在讨论同样的东西的

3240
02:03:08,800 --> 02:03:10,420
一天花个五六分钟

3241
02:03:10,420 --> 02:03:13,280
十来分钟看一下就可以了

3242
02:03:13,280 --> 02:03:14,960
主播有二创吗

3243
02:03:14,960 --> 02:03:16,040
怎么没刷到过

3244
02:03:16,040 --> 02:03:17,360
我是臭底边啊

3245
02:03:17,360 --> 02:03:18,200
我是臭底边

3246
02:03:18,200 --> 02:03:19,700
谁给我做二创呀

3247
02:03:20,360 --> 02:03:22,760
放主播

3248
02:03:22,760 --> 02:03:24,140
主播臭底边

3249
02:03:24,140 --> 02:03:25,280
主播如何评价

3250
02:03:25,280 --> 02:03:26,660
昨天优杀破防

3251
02:03:26,660 --> 02:03:30,980
我以为你们鸟吧都是切割成军跟他的企划了呢

3252
02:03:31,059 --> 02:03:34,719
我以为鸟吧是专注五色五五色的

3253
02:03:34,719 --> 02:03:36,620
这个十个人的呢

3254
02:03:36,620 --> 02:03:38,060
原来不是十个人

3255
02:03:38,060 --> 02:03:38,540
九个人

3256
02:03:38,540 --> 02:03:38,960
对不起

3257
02:03:38,960 --> 02:03:39,500
易拉罐

3258
02:03:39,500 --> 02:03:41,190
九个人没反应过来

3259
02:03:46,930 --> 02:03:48,879
破防是很正常的

3260
02:03:48,879 --> 02:03:52,719
不是不是只能说针对破防这件事情去评论啊

3261
02:03:52,719 --> 02:03:54,099
破防是很正常的

3262
02:03:54,099 --> 02:03:56,739
因为大家大家都是妈妈生的

3263
02:03:56,739 --> 02:03:58,840
大家都是有感情甜的呀

3264
02:03:59,980 --> 02:04:02,280
破防吧又觉得太巨婴

3265
02:04:02,280 --> 02:04:04,920
然后就每天微笑面对大家

3266
02:04:04,920 --> 02:04:07,430
又被评价什么新纸币拉满

3267
02:04:07,430 --> 02:04:08,810
一切都很假

3268
02:04:08,810 --> 02:04:10,940
但这主播也很难做呀

3269
02:04:10,940 --> 02:04:12,500
不好搞的

3270
02:04:12,500 --> 02:04:15,140
他不跟抽象乐子粉丝玩了

3271
02:04:15,140 --> 02:04:17,260
玩多了精神都出问题了

3272
02:04:18,680 --> 02:04:22,480
很多的时候那有时候是真想真想跟着玩

3273
02:04:22,480 --> 02:04:23,680
但是开了这个头

3274
02:04:23,680 --> 02:04:25,960
你就不好去把握这个度啊

3275
02:04:25,960 --> 02:04:28,480
你给自己弄一大堆压力之后

3276
02:04:30,220 --> 02:04:32,300
在发展的角度上来说

3277
02:04:32,300 --> 02:04:35,780
又对自己的那个路越走越窄

3278
02:04:35,780 --> 02:04:36,560
就正常

3279
02:04:36,560 --> 02:04:40,100
可能很多潜在你的观众会喜欢你内容的人

3280
02:04:40,100 --> 02:04:42,080
一看你直播间弹幕这么魔怔

3281
02:04:42,080 --> 02:04:43,460
都害怕一下就跑了

3282
02:04:43,460 --> 02:04:44,900
啊啊什么

3283
02:04:44,900 --> 02:04:47,300
就是你自己当魔怔人吧

3284
02:04:47,300 --> 02:04:48,560
我要当萌萌人了

3285
02:04:48,560 --> 02:04:49,280
主播拜拜

3286
02:04:49,280 --> 02:04:50,450
然后就走了

3287
02:04:50,450 --> 02:04:53,200
这个路是越走越窄的呀

3288
02:04:54,320 --> 02:04:56,740
谢谢不夜彗星辰的告白花束

3289
02:04:56,740 --> 02:04:57,700
谢谢谢谢

3290
02:04:57,700 --> 02:04:58,799
感谢支持

3291
02:04:58,799 --> 02:05:00,389
获得你阿里嘎多

3292
02:05:00,389 --> 02:05:02,920
谢谢嗯鸟吧

3293
02:05:02,920 --> 02:05:04,780
现在也就卖文静有点意思

3294
02:05:04,780 --> 02:05:06,820
创造力下降是这样的

3295
02:05:06,820 --> 02:05:08,020
晚上好

3296
02:05:08,020 --> 02:05:10,760
小倩主要是那怎么办

3297
02:05:10,760 --> 02:05:12,080
那真是再看一眼

3298
02:05:12,080 --> 02:05:13,520
多一眼就会爆炸呀

3299
02:05:13,520 --> 02:05:15,559
那接纳乐子人的不少

3300
02:05:15,559 --> 02:05:17,419
那为啥要是乐子人

3301
02:05:17,419 --> 02:05:22,379
就是就是他一直都没有那么有攻击性

3302
02:05:22,379 --> 02:05:23,759
维持一个平衡的话

3303
02:05:23,759 --> 02:05:24,500
那还好

3304
02:05:24,500 --> 02:05:26,060
关键一直有乐子人的话

3305
02:05:26,060 --> 02:05:27,620
但是这平衡就掌握不好

3306
02:05:27,620 --> 02:05:29,420
最后直播间台都玩没了

3307
02:05:29,420 --> 02:05:30,080
那咋办呢

3308
02:05:30,080 --> 02:05:32,480
只能被迫就切掉了呗

3309
02:05:32,480 --> 02:05:36,380
你为了自己的直播间还能保得住对吧

3310
02:05:36,380 --> 02:05:37,940
你为了直播间还能保得住

3311
02:05:37,940 --> 02:05:40,020
你不得不去这样去做呀

3312
02:05:40,050 --> 02:05:41,780
破防就算了

3313
02:05:41,780 --> 02:05:42,890
疯狂爆点

3314
02:05:42,890 --> 02:05:45,180
换成大v要被冲没了

3315
02:05:46,140 --> 02:05:48,440
基本上能成大v的

3316
02:05:48,440 --> 02:05:52,130
都不是日常随随便便爆点的性格吧

3317
02:05:52,130 --> 02:05:54,950
除非就是恰黑红热亮的晚上好啊

3318
02:05:54,950 --> 02:05:56,540
然然三气不利

3319
02:05:56,540 --> 02:05:59,350
嗯对没是紫猫猫

3320
02:05:59,350 --> 02:06:00,430
欢迎米娅米娅

3321
02:06:00,430 --> 02:06:01,030
晚上好

3322
02:06:01,030 --> 02:06:01,450
晚上好

3323
02:06:01,450 --> 02:06:02,770
小倩三气不利

3324
02:06:04,030 --> 02:06:04,630
辛苦啦

3325
02:06:04,630 --> 02:06:08,610
人家被你好晚还没睡觉呢

3326
02:06:08,610 --> 02:06:11,460
好像大v都已经无所谓了

3327
02:06:11,460 --> 02:06:16,080
当下的光真的哈人好多都很哈人的呀

3328
02:06:16,080 --> 02:06:17,460
那这个就是这样的

3329
02:06:17,460 --> 02:06:19,340
你也没什么别的办法

3330
02:06:19,400 --> 02:06:21,200
大v无所谓

3331
02:06:22,940 --> 02:06:24,999
那宝晚上好又可爱

3332
02:06:24,999 --> 02:06:32,520
大尾巴猫咪喵喵缠绕着一缕阳光旋而上

3333
02:06:34,079 --> 02:06:36,679
大一就是一个新粉都没有

3334
02:06:36,679 --> 02:06:38,479
就靠直播间的观众

3335
02:06:38,479 --> 02:06:42,230
现在的粉丝团都能把人家养活的好好的

3336
02:06:42,230 --> 02:06:46,010
那很多大v的那个粉丝团都6000 7000

3337
02:06:46,010 --> 02:06:50,270
甚至搞活动12000 3000是主播的20倍都多

3338
02:06:50,270 --> 02:06:52,940
那肯定肯定过得过得很好呀

3339
02:06:52,940 --> 02:06:55,080
就没有任何兴奋的情况下

3340
02:06:55,080 --> 02:06:57,450
过得也会很好呀

3341
02:06:57,450 --> 02:07:00,300
人的cv那个tag就别看了吧

3342
02:07:00,300 --> 02:07:01,299
真的好烂啊

3343
02:07:01,299 --> 02:07:02,379
真的好赖啊

3344
02:07:02,379 --> 02:07:03,280
都评过了

3345
02:07:03,379 --> 02:07:05,500
挺哈人的对吧

3346
02:07:08,320 --> 02:07:11,799
你说喵喵露要真不想雷子走的话

3347
02:07:12,499 --> 02:07:14,499
这搞得这么铁血追猎

3348
02:07:16,299 --> 02:07:17,520
我要是雷子

3349
02:07:17,620 --> 02:07:19,120
我我要是雷子

3350
02:07:19,120 --> 02:07:21,580
如果我本来内心是摇摆不定的

3351
02:07:21,580 --> 02:07:22,000
你知道吗

3352
02:07:22,000 --> 02:07:25,500
我看到喵喵露就是极端特别特别极端的喵喵鹿

3353
02:07:29,080 --> 02:07:30,580
什么陪酒女又说什么

3354
02:07:30,580 --> 02:07:31,900
这个又那个的对吧

3355
02:07:31,900 --> 02:07:34,140
你赶快赶快赶快赶快

3356
02:07:34,220 --> 02:07:36,740
那什么你你一辈子都离不开什么

3357
02:07:36,740 --> 02:07:38,300
我们我们什么哔哩哔哩

3358
02:07:38,300 --> 02:07:39,440
什么这个又那个的

3359
02:07:39,440 --> 02:07:40,520
那我只能说

3360
02:07:40,520 --> 02:07:43,880
本来如果假如我心里面有一些摇摆不定的话

3361
02:07:44,540 --> 02:07:45,620
我看到这句话

3362
02:07:45,620 --> 02:07:47,300
我会觉得哇走的真对

3363
02:07:47,300 --> 02:07:48,500
就是这样的感觉

3364
02:07:48,500 --> 02:07:53,089
真的有时候是能接受宽容主播的一些行为

3365
02:07:53,089 --> 02:07:54,289
但是会消耗信任

3366
02:07:54,289 --> 02:07:55,780
那是这样的吗

3367
02:07:56,980 --> 02:07:59,880
主播对观众来说就是很多时候也是

3368
02:07:59,880 --> 02:08:02,460
假如主播就跟大家没有经历过什么事情

3369
02:08:02,460 --> 02:08:04,260
大家一下就开始哐哐扔炸弹

3370
02:08:04,260 --> 02:08:06,100
那肯定就开始发禁言了呀

3371
02:08:06,100 --> 02:08:12,450
但是要是就是跟主播看很久的老观众啊之类的

3372
02:08:12,450 --> 02:08:14,850
那你他他就算扔炸弹的话

3373
02:08:14,850 --> 02:08:15,690
你也会很担心

3374
02:08:15,690 --> 02:08:16,470
你会问他

3375
02:08:16,470 --> 02:08:17,820
你是不是心情不好

3376
02:08:17,820 --> 02:08:20,100
你是不是今天心情不好呀

3377
02:08:20,100 --> 02:08:21,540
在这个是不能说的哦

3378
02:08:21,540 --> 02:08:24,270
宝宝人就是这样的吗

3379
02:08:24,270 --> 02:08:25,800
那你朋友犯错了

3380
02:08:25,800 --> 02:08:29,300
跟跟你跟你的那个什么跟路人犯错了

3381
02:08:29,300 --> 02:08:32,210
那肯定肯定是不一样的待遇啊

3382
02:08:32,210 --> 02:08:36,960
嗯本来就是猫雷背叛

3383
02:08:37,860 --> 02:08:38,580
这

3384
02:08:40,740 --> 02:08:44,240
个背叛到底是谈何说起的呢

3385
02:08:44,240 --> 02:08:45,620
我也不太清楚

3386
02:08:45,620 --> 02:08:48,400
就是有有有他的问题

3387
02:08:48,400 --> 02:08:49,840
就是他跟大家说不毕业

3388
02:08:49,840 --> 02:08:50,500
然后他走了

3389
02:08:50,500 --> 02:08:52,230
我觉得这方面是他的问题啊

3390
02:08:52,230 --> 02:08:54,990
但是单论就是转生毕业

3391
02:08:54,990 --> 02:08:58,160
转生这个问题就是弹劾背叛的

3392
02:08:58,160 --> 02:09:01,620
猫雷是跟喵喵露签订了卖身契

3393
02:09:01,620 --> 02:09:08,080
然后这一辈子就只能只能只能这样去播吗

3394
02:09:11,280 --> 02:09:14,180
这个这个背叛到底是从什么地方开始

3395
02:09:14,180 --> 02:09:15,410
讲起来的呢

3396
02:09:15,410 --> 02:09:18,230
我以为背叛这个词是用在出轨啊

3397
02:09:18,230 --> 02:09:20,340
之类型的这个上面去的

3398
02:09:23,020 --> 02:09:26,120
喵喵露分得清猫雷和中之人嘛

3399
02:09:26,270 --> 02:09:29,180
倒不如说猫雷跟大家签订了契约

3400
02:09:29,180 --> 02:09:31,040
签molly做的还挺好的呀

3401
02:09:31,040 --> 02:09:32,580
没什么太大的问题啊

3402
02:09:32,580 --> 02:09:34,620
谢谢糖妖妖的四个打call啊

3403
02:09:34,620 --> 02:09:35,700
应该都有感谢支持

3404
02:09:35,700 --> 02:09:37,719
不过这件事情就对于这件事情来说

3405
02:09:37,719 --> 02:09:39,519
大家都会有自己的想法嘛

3406
02:09:39,519 --> 02:09:40,839
但是我作为v的话

3407
02:09:40,839 --> 02:09:44,539
我只能说从一个主播的角度来说

3408
02:09:44,539 --> 02:09:47,080
我其实理解他为什么走

3409
02:09:47,080 --> 02:09:48,760
因为再不走的话

3410
02:09:48,760 --> 02:09:50,320
精神要出问题了

3411
02:09:50,320 --> 02:09:53,860
再不走要变成精神病了哦

3412
02:09:55,160 --> 02:09:56,920
很多时候就是再不走

3413
02:09:56,920 --> 02:09:58,720
要真的要变成精神病了

3414
02:09:58,720 --> 02:09:59,380
那怎么办

3415
02:09:59,380 --> 02:10:02,019
如果要是能接着撑下去的话

3416
02:10:02,019 --> 02:10:05,820
我觉得谁也不想就是对吧

3417
02:10:05,820 --> 02:10:07,920
那彩虹就那么好吗

3418
02:10:07,920 --> 02:10:09,559
没有那么好吧

3419
02:10:09,559 --> 02:10:10,939
没有那么好吧

3420
02:10:12,319 --> 02:10:15,500
在b又能千舰又能出装扮的情况下

3421
02:10:15,500 --> 02:10:16,820
那压力得多大

3422
02:10:16,820 --> 02:10:17,840
他才能走呢

3423
02:10:17,840 --> 02:10:18,440
你说是吧

3424
02:10:18,440 --> 02:10:21,760
已经已经有了这么好的一个发展了

3425
02:10:21,760 --> 02:10:22,540
还是要走

3426
02:10:22,540 --> 02:10:26,470
那说明压力真的给到太大的压力了

3427
02:10:26,470 --> 02:10:28,780
那怎么办嘛

3428
02:10:33,320 --> 02:10:35,920
这件事情就是很难去分析啊

3429
02:10:35,920 --> 02:10:36,820
公说公有理

3430
02:10:36,820 --> 02:10:37,840
婆说婆有理

3431
02:10:37,840 --> 02:10:40,079
只能说确实是还是那个词

3432
02:10:40,079 --> 02:10:41,549
就是双向逃离啊

3433
02:10:41,549 --> 02:10:42,899
猫雷也扛不住了

3434
02:10:42,899 --> 02:10:45,560
然后喵喵露的话也嗯

3435
02:10:45,679 --> 02:10:50,049
嗯主播是狐狸和猫的杂交品种

3436
02:10:50,049 --> 02:10:51,819
你的意思是我在骗你的时候

3437
02:10:51,819 --> 02:10:53,920
狡猾的像个狐狸对吧

3438
02:10:54,260 --> 02:10:56,030
真真坏真坏

3439
02:10:56,030 --> 02:10:57,420
怎么这么坏嘞

3440
02:10:57,679 --> 02:10:59,359
简称狸猫

3441
02:10:59,359 --> 02:11:01,699
也不是说猫雷倒霉吧

3442
02:11:01,699 --> 02:11:03,619
就只能说成也喵喵露

3443
02:11:03,619 --> 02:11:05,100
败也喵喵露吧

3444
02:11:06,080 --> 02:11:08,320
打个游戏给人上点强度

3445
02:11:08,320 --> 02:11:09,280
别人就受不了

3446
02:11:09,280 --> 02:11:10,300
猫雷上的强度

3447
02:11:10,300 --> 02:11:14,140
又何止是打游戏的时候被问候那一两句家人呢

3448
02:11:14,140 --> 02:11:15,220
你说你打个游戏

3449
02:11:15,220 --> 02:11:18,840
你被背后的家人你都红温了对吧

3450
02:11:18,840 --> 02:11:20,580
直播一堆人给你上压力

3451
02:11:20,580 --> 02:11:21,840
有时候真不走不走

3452
02:11:21,840 --> 02:11:23,490
脑子要跟不上了

3453
02:11:23,490 --> 02:11:24,600
不走要疯了

3454
02:11:24,600 --> 02:11:25,560
那怎么不走嘛

3455
02:11:25,560 --> 02:11:27,570
我超啊

3456
02:11:27,570 --> 02:11:28,350
不要吧

3457
02:11:28,350 --> 02:11:29,430
太客气了吧

3458
02:11:29,430 --> 02:11:30,750
这这什么打法呀

3459
02:11:30,750 --> 02:11:33,030
我操排到大主播

3460
02:11:33,030 --> 02:11:35,670
这就太客气了吧

3461
02:11:36,480 --> 02:11:37,820
有这么大的

3462
02:11:39,740 --> 02:11:41,150
太客气了吧

3463
02:11:41,150 --> 02:11:46,060
哎哟这猫雷抗压的强度

3464
02:11:46,060 --> 02:11:47,800
可能就跟我现在pk的时候

3465
02:11:47,800 --> 02:11:51,280
这一分比人家22668分差不多呀

3466
02:11:51,280 --> 02:11:53,010
你想想太客气了

3467
02:11:53,010 --> 02:11:53,550
太客气

3468
02:11:53,550 --> 02:11:54,480
来都来了

3469
02:11:54,480 --> 02:11:57,280
带什么2万倍分数杀来呀

3470
02:11:57,280 --> 02:11:58,240
我的天哪

3471
02:11:58,240 --> 02:11:59,560
你上舰收礼

3472
02:11:59,560 --> 02:12:00,580
发主播私信了

3473
02:12:00,580 --> 02:12:01,480
没问题嗯

3474
02:12:01,480 --> 02:12:02,920
没问题没问题

3475
02:12:02,920 --> 02:12:06,040
我下播的时候会去看的嗯

3476
02:12:07,240 --> 02:12:11,299
摸摸头

3477
02:12:11,299 --> 02:12:16,040
枪头一天一说上墙头

3478
02:12:16,040 --> 02:12:18,560
马上就墙头就就就飘起来了

3479
02:12:18,560 --> 02:12:20,580
哎呦受不了

3480
02:12:21,120 --> 02:12:23,640
这强度真是上得太狠了

3481
02:12:23,640 --> 02:12:27,100
大家还有啥绿色健康的大v直播间吗

3482
02:12:27,100 --> 02:12:28,240
得大v直播间吗

3483
02:12:28,240 --> 02:12:29,020
绿色健康

3484
02:12:29,020 --> 02:12:30,700
你又嫌弃他全肯定

3485
02:12:30,700 --> 02:12:32,440
然后不全肯定的

3486
02:12:32,440 --> 02:12:34,030
你又嫌弃弹幕太快

3487
02:12:34,030 --> 02:12:34,840
滚不过来

3488
02:12:34,840 --> 02:12:35,460
回不到

3489
02:12:35,460 --> 02:12:40,460
也没有哪个是什么标准的氛围啊

3490
02:12:40,460 --> 02:12:43,040
只有你最喜欢最舒适的氛围啊

3491
02:12:43,040 --> 02:12:45,320
你喜欢什么样就是什么样的

3492
02:12:45,320 --> 02:12:46,040
对妹妹

3493
02:12:46,040 --> 02:12:47,080
你好漂亮

3494
02:12:47,080 --> 02:12:48,400
主播已经输了

3495
02:12:48,400 --> 02:12:50,500
大乱斗的分跟胜利了

3496
02:12:50,500 --> 02:12:53,690
能不能让主播别别再说同阶了呀

3497
02:12:53,690 --> 02:12:55,730
你们这一喊大家都去看对面了

3498
02:12:55,730 --> 02:12:57,020
谁看我呀

3499
02:12:58,740 --> 02:13:00,800
对面是舞剑来的

3500
02:13:00,800 --> 02:13:02,480
是仓鼠在刷呀

3501
02:13:02,480 --> 02:13:04,460
这辈子只打赢过一次仓鼠啊

3502
02:13:04,460 --> 02:13:06,680
这辈子只赢过一次仓鼠

3503
02:13:06,780 --> 02:13:08,700
还付出了惨痛的代价

3504
02:13:08,700 --> 02:13:09,660
反正碰到仓鼠

3505
02:13:09,660 --> 02:13:10,800
我一概都投降了

3506
02:13:10,800 --> 02:13:11,760
一概全投啊

3507
02:13:11,760 --> 02:13:13,380
嗯全投全投

3508
02:13:13,380 --> 02:13:15,809
只要有仓鼠一概全投好吧

3509
02:13:15,809 --> 02:13:18,329
这辈子只赢过一次仓鼠付出的代价

3510
02:13:18,329 --> 02:13:20,640
让主播给b站白打工一个月啊

3511
02:13:20,640 --> 02:13:22,470
嗯哎呦

3512
02:13:22,470 --> 02:13:24,120
你从对面过来了

3513
02:13:24,120 --> 02:13:24,660
挺好

3514
02:13:24,660 --> 02:13:25,350
没问题

3515
02:13:26,480 --> 02:13:28,400
i'm not a seas

3516
02:13:28,400 --> 02:13:29,720
oh my gotta eat

3517
02:13:29,720 --> 02:13:30,500
乖乖

3518
02:13:34,640 --> 02:13:35,890
别投敌了

3519
02:13:35,890 --> 02:13:36,850
回来吧

3520
02:13:36,850 --> 02:13:39,380
人家三分钟就把我打赢了

3521
02:13:39,380 --> 02:13:42,200
哎呦三分钟就把我打赢了

3522
02:13:42,200 --> 02:13:44,180
大家别急

3523
02:13:45,500 --> 02:13:46,880
马上马上下一把

3524
02:13:46,880 --> 02:13:48,380
让大家忘了那个他呀

3525
02:13:48,380 --> 02:13:49,580
马上马上下一把

3526
02:13:49,580 --> 02:13:50,620
马上切磋

3527
02:13:50,620 --> 02:13:52,040
呵呵保个电吧

3528
02:13:52,040 --> 02:13:53,180
大家保个电吧

3529
02:13:53,180 --> 02:13:54,140
浩哥保个电

3530
02:13:54,140 --> 02:13:55,580
别把电量打没了吧

3531
02:13:55,580 --> 02:13:57,080
不到50电量没了

3532
02:13:57,080 --> 02:13:57,860
有卡吗

3533
02:13:57,860 --> 02:13:59,240
保个电量就行了

3534
02:14:00,660 --> 02:14:03,180
这就是挂牌子的重要性

3535
02:14:03,180 --> 02:14:08,310
牛牛的牛的哎呦

3536
02:14:08,310 --> 02:14:10,590
谢谢不要会欣赏的情书

3537
02:14:10,590 --> 02:14:12,330
欢迎小仓鼠投降啊

3538
02:14:12,330 --> 02:14:14,940
投降投降投降

3539
02:14:14,940 --> 02:14:15,570
对不起

3540
02:14:15,570 --> 02:14:18,540
上次那个bs我要知道是你在打

3541
02:14:18,540 --> 02:14:19,860
我就不打了

3542
02:14:19,860 --> 02:14:20,639
对不起

3543
02:14:21,999 --> 02:14:25,139
我没想到我没想到你会打仓鼠

3544
02:14:27,119 --> 02:14:27,779
投降了

3545
02:14:27,779 --> 02:14:28,499
投降了

3546
02:14:28,499 --> 02:14:32,460
后面投降了你

3547
02:14:36,120 --> 02:14:38,300
就吹吧还不打

3548
02:14:40,000 --> 02:14:42,840
当沉默成本太高了

3549
02:14:44,220 --> 02:14:48,560
主播主播主播要是知道知道知道白菜会打的话

3550
02:14:48,560 --> 02:14:52,020
主播早就不打了

3551
02:14:52,020 --> 02:14:54,120
别人还没说什么就滑轨

3552
02:14:54,120 --> 02:14:55,920
我想起了一些伤心事

3553
02:14:55,920 --> 02:14:57,930
我天啊

3554
02:14:57,930 --> 02:15:00,000
不过人家黑名单

3555
02:15:03,339 --> 02:15:04,199
没事没事

3556
02:15:04,199 --> 02:15:07,559
反正反正大家下次就是打到打到打到人家

3557
02:15:07,559 --> 02:15:08,260
打到我

3558
02:15:08,260 --> 02:15:09,400
大家都喊我一下

3559
02:15:09,400 --> 02:15:12,160
然后我就那什么我就我就那什么

3560
02:15:12,160 --> 02:15:15,420
我就直接我就直接直接投降就行了

3561
02:15:19,990 --> 02:15:22,720
说实话真的早早知道他要打的话

3562
02:15:22,720 --> 02:15:24,580
我连准备都不准备

3563
02:15:24,580 --> 02:15:27,170
最后打的是因为已经准备了

3564
02:15:27,170 --> 02:15:27,770
你知道吗

3565
02:15:27,770 --> 02:15:28,850
已经准备了

3566
02:15:28,850 --> 02:15:31,390
然后然后那个沉没成本太高了

3567
02:15:31,390 --> 02:15:33,540
这属于卡在那了哎呦

3568
02:15:33,540 --> 02:15:36,480
打也不是不打也不是就卡在那里了

3569
02:15:37,560 --> 02:15:40,730
主播滑轨讲究的就是一个快哎呀

3570
02:15:40,730 --> 02:15:43,160
主播主播这么多年混迹江湖

3571
02:15:43,160 --> 02:15:45,140
主打一个投降了

3572
02:15:45,140 --> 02:15:46,400
在江湖上混

3573
02:15:46,400 --> 02:15:47,240
谁也打不过

3574
02:15:47,240 --> 02:15:48,740
那只能只能打投降

3575
02:15:48,740 --> 02:15:49,700
除了打投降之外

3576
02:15:49,700 --> 02:15:50,780
没任何办法了

3577
02:15:50,780 --> 02:15:51,450
真的

3578
02:15:59,800 --> 02:16:06,190
唉当时到处求人托关系

3579
02:16:06,190 --> 02:16:08,560
问这个问那个问

3580
02:16:08,560 --> 02:16:11,280
到最后没有想到

3581
02:16:13,880 --> 02:16:15,640
兔兔一个能屈能伸

3582
02:16:15,640 --> 02:16:17,380
我当时真的找人问问

3583
02:16:17,380 --> 02:16:20,080
就是别人打不打这件事情了

3584
02:16:20,120 --> 02:16:21,680
我找人问了

3585
02:16:21,680 --> 02:16:23,840
但是我真的就没有想到

3586
02:16:25,060 --> 02:16:28,380
所以就出现了一些小小的事故了

3587
02:16:28,380 --> 02:16:28,880
唉

3588
02:16:30,960 --> 02:16:33,200
反正反正以后我肯定我觉得

3589
02:16:33,200 --> 02:16:36,420
我觉得我觉得就是碰到碰到前十

3590
02:16:36,420 --> 02:16:39,300
有那个仓鼠推的主播

3591
02:16:39,300 --> 02:16:41,230
我绝对不跟人打

3592
02:16:41,230 --> 02:16:43,270
主播竟输了比赛又输了

3593
02:16:43,270 --> 02:16:44,990
人情没有

3594
02:16:44,990 --> 02:16:46,100
那把是赢了

3595
02:16:46,100 --> 02:16:46,910
赢了是赢了

3596
02:16:46,910 --> 02:16:49,490
但是付出的代价已经够惨痛的了

3597
02:16:49,490 --> 02:16:52,199
呵呵主播付出的代价实在太大了

3598
02:16:56,560 --> 02:16:58,320
但是没有早知道啊

3599
02:16:58,320 --> 02:17:00,539
只能说嘎子就进了

3600
02:17:01,020 --> 02:17:02,879
欢迎哥哥多么大

3601
02:17:04,740 --> 02:17:05,480
哎呦

3602
02:17:08,900 --> 02:17:11,299
欢迎等等等等

3603
02:17:14,700 --> 02:17:17,480
怎么单推光年神话关注主播呀

3604
02:17:17,480 --> 02:17:19,400
这是光年神话的单推号

3605
02:17:19,400 --> 02:17:20,740
然后认证一下

3606
02:17:20,740 --> 02:17:22,960
变更一下主播的光年神话

3607
02:17:22,960 --> 02:17:24,910
变外人是身份是吧

3608
02:17:24,910 --> 02:17:28,180
哎呦仓鼠是推什么区的啊

3609
02:17:28,180 --> 02:17:33,070
呃虚拟舞剑还有什么好像都推吧

3610
02:17:33,070 --> 02:17:34,630
他推了好多次嗯

3611
02:17:35,830 --> 02:17:40,340
虚拟这边主要是推企业的小v的话

3612
02:17:40,340 --> 02:17:42,320
好像也有什么样的都有啊

3613
02:17:43,340 --> 02:17:44,420
翻山销毁

3614
02:17:44,420 --> 02:17:46,770
晚上好强爆炸

3615
02:17:47,770 --> 02:17:51,990
这个这个这个赛道咱们说实话就这么两个人了

3616
02:17:51,990 --> 02:17:53,750
真的就这么两个人了

3617
02:17:53,750 --> 02:17:57,040
我们这个虚拟没有公会的荣耀赛道

3618
02:17:57,980 --> 02:18:00,459
就没有什么人在里面了

3619
02:18:00,580 --> 02:18:02,920
基本没有新鲜血液啊

3620
02:18:02,920 --> 02:18:05,299
所以大家都是熟面孔

3621
02:18:06,600 --> 02:18:09,320
我身上那几个亚军就好多

3622
02:18:09,320 --> 02:18:12,969
那个亚军都是知道别人要打冠军

3623
02:18:12,969 --> 02:18:14,469
然后我就不打了

3624
02:18:14,469 --> 02:18:16,939
我就我就直接亚军就得了

3625
02:18:16,940 --> 02:18:18,800
所以你要塔塔开吗

3626
02:18:18,800 --> 02:18:20,450
我要啥塔塔开啊

3627
02:18:20,450 --> 02:18:21,410
我要投降

3628
02:18:21,410 --> 02:18:22,460
我要塔什么开

3629
02:18:22,460 --> 02:18:23,300
我要投降

3630
02:18:23,300 --> 02:18:27,889
我要以后以后多观察一下

3631
02:18:27,889 --> 02:18:28,729
多观察一下

3632
02:18:28,729 --> 02:18:30,349
有哪个比赛自然碰到

3633
02:18:30,349 --> 02:18:31,189
碰到仓鼠的

3634
02:18:31,189 --> 02:18:32,509
我直接全弃啊

3635
02:18:32,509 --> 02:18:33,910
直接全弃了

3636
02:18:36,139 --> 02:18:38,499
新人路过

3637
02:18:40,880 --> 02:18:42,550
去年的话

3638
02:18:42,550 --> 02:18:46,900
去年去年那个就也不是去年好像还没结束

3639
02:18:46,900 --> 02:18:50,340
今年的今年这1年就打这个比赛

3640
02:18:50,340 --> 02:18:51,570
从头打到尾

3641
02:18:51,570 --> 02:18:53,280
从年初打到年末

3642
02:18:53,280 --> 02:18:55,540
明年我们追求点别的东西啊

3643
02:18:55,540 --> 02:18:57,460
明年追求点别的东西

3644
02:18:57,460 --> 02:18:58,480
我们就不打了

3645
02:18:58,480 --> 02:18:59,500
不想打了

3646
02:18:59,500 --> 02:19:01,470
懒狗不想打比赛

3647
02:19:02,110 --> 02:19:04,530
你们赛道一般不都是

3648
02:19:04,530 --> 02:19:07,500
你是不是脑子有点问题啊

3649
02:19:07,500 --> 02:19:09,690
那斧不得有公会吗

3650
02:19:09,690 --> 02:19:11,940
那不得先有公会后有斧吗

3651
02:19:11,940 --> 02:19:16,420
那斧能能什么能没有工会的去支配人心是吧

3652
02:19:16,420 --> 02:19:19,170
你你你这是魔女公会啊

3653
02:19:19,170 --> 02:19:19,950
还是岳父

3654
02:19:19,950 --> 02:19:21,870
本人是个是个魔法少女

3655
02:19:21,870 --> 02:19:24,219
能用魔法支配人的

3656
02:19:25,420 --> 02:19:26,700
我真是服了

3657
02:19:29,040 --> 02:19:32,139
我说的是打那个活动比赛pk的话

3658
02:19:32,139 --> 02:19:33,339
我就是挂着的

3659
02:19:33,339 --> 02:19:36,279
也没有说就是去去去关心过他

3660
02:19:36,279 --> 02:19:37,269
最多喊个卡

3661
02:19:37,269 --> 02:19:38,340
别的都不喊

3662
02:19:38,340 --> 02:19:40,920
明年能追求健康身体吗

3663
02:19:40,920 --> 02:19:41,940
只要还在活动

3664
02:19:41,940 --> 02:19:43,730
健康身体就很难了

3665
02:19:43,730 --> 02:19:45,020
怎么你要什么

3666
02:19:45,020 --> 02:19:46,790
你要健身环是吧

3667
02:19:46,790 --> 02:19:47,570
免提啊

3668
02:19:47,570 --> 02:19:49,389
免踢免谈

3669
02:19:49,389 --> 02:19:50,010
免谈

3670
02:19:50,010 --> 02:19:51,090
不是健身环

3671
02:19:51,090 --> 02:19:52,290
不是会和人吗

3672
02:19:52,290 --> 02:19:53,310
我记健身环的话

3673
02:19:53,310 --> 02:19:54,870
他会抱你的身高体重

3674
02:19:54,870 --> 02:20:00,400
诶啊健身环他不是会抱你的身高体重吗

3675
02:20:00,400 --> 02:20:02,940
我不要担心这个呵呵

3676
02:20:02,940 --> 02:20:05,340
主播的身高体重一直是个谜呀

3677
02:20:05,340 --> 02:20:06,000
你知道吧

3678
02:20:06,000 --> 02:20:07,740
活动比赛也没看过

3679
02:20:07,740 --> 02:20:09,800
说明是大v观众过来的

3680
02:20:09,800 --> 02:20:10,520
没事以后

3681
02:20:10,520 --> 02:20:13,400
你在我这边经常也应该也会看不到的

3682
02:20:13,400 --> 02:20:15,880
应该也看不到什么活动比赛之类的

3683
02:20:15,920 --> 02:20:18,020
健身环可以乱设置的

3684
02:20:18,020 --> 02:20:18,650
真的吗

3685
02:20:18,650 --> 02:20:21,830
那我给自己上一个1米95的身高

3686
02:20:21,830 --> 02:20:25,310
然后设一个80 80kg的体重怎么样

3687
02:20:25,310 --> 02:20:26,340
大家觉得怎么样

3688
02:20:28,070 --> 02:20:29,950
不是180180

3689
02:20:29,950 --> 02:20:32,110
送个1米95的那个身高怎么样

3690
02:20:32,110 --> 02:20:34,080
大家觉得是不是很帅

3691
02:20:36,920 --> 02:20:40,580
哎标准的男神身高一米九五怎么样

3692
02:20:40,580 --> 02:20:42,099
你不是2米1吗

3693
02:20:42,540 --> 02:20:44,580
那那1米95的男生

3694
02:20:44,580 --> 02:20:46,740
难道体重到不了2米

3695
02:20:46,740 --> 02:20:49,440
而不是到不了到不了80kg吗

3696
02:20:49,440 --> 02:20:50,759
我不知道诶

3697
02:20:53,100 --> 02:20:55,040
不太了解男生的身高

3698
02:20:55,040 --> 02:20:58,830
体重比195没有

3699
02:20:58,830 --> 02:21:00,180
应该射90kg

3700
02:21:00,180 --> 02:21:00,960
这么多啊

3701
02:21:00,960 --> 02:21:02,039
这么多吗

3702
02:21:04,040 --> 02:21:05,680
感觉可以从主播这

3703
02:21:05,680 --> 02:21:07,780
学到各种意想不到的开盒技巧

3704
02:21:07,780 --> 02:21:09,980
我的反侦查是拉满的

3705
02:21:09,980 --> 02:21:12,740
我以前给大家拍我做的饭的时候

3706
02:21:12,740 --> 02:21:15,160
我

3707
02:21:25,060 --> 02:21:28,710
330分对331分失败

3708
02:21:33,420 --> 02:21:35,500
失败是什么意思

3709
02:21:35,900 --> 02:21:38,000
有姜子扣分的

3710
02:21:40,600 --> 02:21:41,820
你给我整懵了

3711
02:21:41,820 --> 02:21:43,740
我看到过一分拿下的

3712
02:21:43,740 --> 02:21:45,000
没看到过一分

3713
02:21:45,000 --> 02:21:47,000
扣一分都输了

3714
02:21:47,340 --> 02:21:48,720
哎呦哎呦

3715
02:21:48,720 --> 02:21:51,000
谢谢大米学妹的告白花束

3716
02:21:51,000 --> 02:21:51,900
感谢支持

3717
02:21:51,900 --> 02:21:52,920
阿里嘎多

3718
02:21:53,120 --> 02:21:54,410
谢谢谢

3719
02:21:54,410 --> 02:21:55,700
给我整晕了一下

3720
02:21:55,700 --> 02:21:57,380
一下子给我整懵了啊

3721
02:21:57,380 --> 02:21:58,280
谢谢谢谢

3722
02:21:58,280 --> 02:21:59,500
感谢感谢你

3723
02:21:59,500 --> 02:22:01,060
185体重不到75

3724
02:22:01,060 --> 02:22:03,040
195的话感觉有80吧

3725
02:22:03,040 --> 02:22:05,580
应该有80吧

3726
02:22:05,620 --> 02:22:06,840
谢谢红豆泥

3727
02:22:06,840 --> 02:22:07,740
阿里嘎多

3728
02:22:07,740 --> 02:22:10,200
我没有在酝酿破防情绪啊

3729
02:22:10,200 --> 02:22:12,480
我只是第一次看到这种情况

3730
02:22:13,800 --> 02:22:17,280
关键零比一被搏杀是什么都没有

3731
02:22:17,280 --> 02:22:19,080
这个是赶在最后一秒

3732
02:22:19,080 --> 02:22:20,940
你像战神一样出场

3733
02:22:20,940 --> 02:22:22,620
脚踏七彩祥云

3734
02:22:22,620 --> 02:22:25,780
身披这个万千霞光之后呢

3735
02:22:25,780 --> 02:22:29,320
你精精准准的投下一枚告白花束

3736
02:22:29,320 --> 02:22:32,259
让我的积分比对面仅仅少了一分

3737
02:22:32,259 --> 02:22:35,439
然后就干掉了

3738
02:22:35,720 --> 02:22:40,000
就是一种一种卡了卡了我卡

3739
02:22:42,220 --> 02:22:43,050
稍等

3740
02:22:43,050 --> 02:22:45,870
that's a rainbow before you

3741
02:22:45,870 --> 02:22:46,420
let it

3742
02:22:58,630 --> 02:22:59,490
卡了吗

3743
02:22:59,490 --> 02:23:00,750
主播现在评分了

3744
02:23:00,750 --> 02:23:01,530
开心嘛

3745
02:23:01,530 --> 02:23:05,610
很多事情就是在你三岁的时候没有得到的

3746
02:23:05,610 --> 02:23:06,590
棒棒糖

3747
02:23:06,590 --> 02:23:07,970
你23岁的时候

3748
02:23:07,970 --> 02:23:09,530
人家送了你花束

3749
02:23:09,530 --> 02:23:10,490
送你一马扎

3750
02:23:10,490 --> 02:23:12,620
你也你也没有那么开心

3751
02:23:12,620 --> 02:23:15,870
你六岁的时候没有得到的小赛车啊

3752
02:23:15,870 --> 02:23:20,010
那种遗憾的感觉是你26岁的时候对吧

3753
02:23:20,010 --> 02:23:23,519
买到了一辆跑车也弥补不了的

3754
02:23:24,580 --> 02:23:27,840
你12岁的时候没得到的玩具城堡

3755
02:23:29,460 --> 02:23:31,560
就算你住进了一座城堡里

3756
02:23:31,560 --> 02:23:33,420
你也没有那么精力去享受

3757
02:23:33,420 --> 02:23:35,370
所以迟来的这个一分呢

3758
02:23:35,370 --> 02:23:38,960
只能说咳懂得都懂啊

3759
02:23:38,960 --> 02:23:40,340
我竟然有同标

3760
02:23:40,340 --> 02:23:41,600
我不是弟弟主播啊

3761
02:23:41,600 --> 02:23:42,500
我不是弟弟主播

3762
02:23:42,500 --> 02:23:47,220
这个是之前那个之前之前那个任务返电池

3763
02:23:47,220 --> 02:23:48,720
返的很多的时候

3764
02:23:48,720 --> 02:23:50,700
任务返电池返太多了

3765
02:23:50,700 --> 02:23:55,800
然后我我当时就是嗯换礼物跟人家换的

3766
02:23:55,800 --> 02:23:56,760
换的礼物嘛

3767
02:23:56,760 --> 02:24:00,730
然后然后那个打了一个铜标出来

3768
02:24:00,730 --> 02:24:02,050
不是我天天打钱

3769
02:24:02,050 --> 02:24:03,730
大家可以查我的牌子等级

3770
02:24:03,730 --> 02:24:09,160
我最高就嗯最高的两个牌子都是总督的

3771
02:24:09,160 --> 02:24:11,200
最高的三个牌子都是总督的

3772
02:24:11,200 --> 02:24:12,280
还有两个是同行

3773
02:24:13,600 --> 02:24:14,920
基本上就是没有

3774
02:24:14,920 --> 02:24:18,950
我根据我个人喜好去看男的吧

3775
02:24:20,450 --> 02:24:21,710
就是那次打的呀

3776
02:24:21,710 --> 02:24:24,920
我不知道现在为什么这个图标还挂在我身上

3777
02:24:24,920 --> 02:24:26,330
很奇怪耶

3778
02:24:26,330 --> 02:24:27,529
我也不明白

3779
02:24:31,860 --> 02:24:34,490
你上小学就眼馋的3d s

3780
02:24:34,490 --> 02:24:36,080
上了大学才买到手

3781
02:24:36,080 --> 02:24:36,800
玩了半学期

3782
02:24:36,800 --> 02:24:37,760
心满意足的卖了

3783
02:24:37,760 --> 02:24:39,930
我到现在还想买一个p s p a

3784
02:24:39,930 --> 02:24:44,180
但是一想到我的ns都都都放在那边吃灰

3785
02:24:44,180 --> 02:24:46,100
我买个psp干什么

3786
02:24:50,240 --> 02:24:51,620
真的就特别特别

3787
02:24:51,620 --> 02:24:56,239
当时就特别特别想想那个那个那个要一个psp

3788
02:24:56,239 --> 02:24:59,419
因为第一想玩那个初音未来歌姬计划

3789
02:24:59,419 --> 02:25:04,800
第二就是我看那个我的亲戚家有人有那个psp

3790
02:25:04,800 --> 02:25:06,750
然后他拿那个psp看小说

3791
02:25:06,750 --> 02:25:07,980
我就特别羡慕

3792
02:25:08,930 --> 02:25:12,480
我就是把它当成大屏的mp 3来用的

3793
02:25:12,480 --> 02:25:14,940
能麻烦你把我牌子删了吗

3794
02:25:14,940 --> 02:25:15,690
谢什么呀

3795
02:25:15,690 --> 02:25:18,540
呃这个主播删不删牌子呢

3796
02:25:18,540 --> 02:25:20,119
是主播自己的自由啊

3797
02:25:20,119 --> 02:25:23,239
这个这个是没有办法去呃

3798
02:25:23,239 --> 02:25:25,610
由你的意志来转移的啊

3799
02:25:25,610 --> 02:25:31,060
欢迎阳光晚上好投降

3800
02:25:31,060 --> 02:25:33,250
主播播又被搏杀了吧

3801
02:25:33,250 --> 02:25:36,520
大家爱上了这种这种这种这种

3802
02:25:36,520 --> 02:25:38,800
这种被搏杀一分的感觉是吧

3803
02:25:38,800 --> 02:25:41,840
就喜欢这种惊险刺激的样子

3804
02:25:41,840 --> 02:25:44,840
小猫会跟零五后谈恋爱什么

3805
02:25:51,140 --> 02:25:52,119
我不知道啊

3806
02:25:52,119 --> 02:25:53,079
他发病了

3807
02:25:53,079 --> 02:25:54,519
我不知道他要干嘛

3808
02:25:55,020 --> 02:25:57,060
谢谢怪叔叔的小花

3809
02:25:57,060 --> 02:25:57,720
感谢支持

3810
02:25:57,720 --> 02:25:59,359
一个懂谢谢谢谢

3811
02:26:00,360 --> 02:26:02,840
零五后今夕是何年啊

3812
02:26:02,840 --> 02:26:05,850
2022年马上2023年

3813
02:26:05,850 --> 02:26:08,980
零五后要成年了是吧

3814
02:26:16,900 --> 02:26:18,400
17岁

3815
02:26:18,400 --> 02:26:20,020
那不是我的年龄吗

3816
02:26:21,040 --> 02:26:22,420
那那不是我的年龄吗

3817
02:26:22,420 --> 02:26:23,200
17岁

3818
02:26:23,200 --> 02:26:25,960
谢谢东方送的小花

3819
02:26:25,960 --> 02:26:28,040
谢谢实验体的这个好耶

3820
02:26:28,040 --> 02:26:30,260
谢谢怪叔叔的十个小画面

3821
02:26:30,260 --> 02:26:31,180
感谢支持

3822
02:26:31,180 --> 02:26:32,320
今天一卡一卡的

3823
02:26:32,320 --> 02:26:33,640
就是电脑的问题啊

3824
02:26:34,960 --> 02:26:37,240
刚上播的时候就说两句话就卡一下

3825
02:26:37,240 --> 02:26:39,560
说两句话卡一下太难受

3826
02:26:39,560 --> 02:26:43,040
大家别别别怪自己不用重进啥的

3827
02:26:43,040 --> 02:26:44,330
这是我的问题啊

3828
02:26:44,330 --> 02:26:47,320
嗯我不是17岁吗

3829
02:26:47,320 --> 02:26:48,700
我17岁零五个月

3830
02:26:48,700 --> 02:26:51,660
但直播了1年变成18岁零五个月了

3831
02:26:51,660 --> 02:26:55,140
所以跟17岁的那个零五后谈恋爱的话

3832
02:26:55,140 --> 02:26:57,180
感觉也挺符合我的年龄诶

3833
02:26:57,180 --> 02:26:59,400
嗯感觉也很符合我的年龄设定呢

3834
02:26:59,400 --> 02:27:05,900
大家你之前还说你成年了的米

3835
02:27:05,900 --> 02:27:07,280
米娅是17岁零五个月

3836
02:27:07,280 --> 02:27:07,940
没错呀

3837
02:27:07,940 --> 02:27:09,500
他永远都是17岁零五个月

3838
02:27:09,500 --> 02:27:10,130
怎么了

3839
02:27:10,130 --> 02:27:12,980
海子的miko都唱了12 3年的歌了

3840
02:27:12,980 --> 02:27:15,740
人家永远都是16岁美少女呢

3841
02:27:15,780 --> 02:27:18,570
在二次元中寻求真实年龄的人

3842
02:27:18,570 --> 02:27:20,759
一定有些问题在身上吧

3843
02:27:21,000 --> 02:27:24,750
我超谢谢不夜辉星辰的三个告白花束

3844
02:27:24,750 --> 02:27:26,369
谢谢你灰心城

3845
02:27:26,369 --> 02:27:27,269
谢谢回信

3846
02:27:27,269 --> 02:27:28,289
感谢感谢

3847
02:27:28,289 --> 02:27:30,550
然后等你阿里嘎多撒花

3848
02:27:30,550 --> 02:27:33,610
主播的所有礼物星球都已经点亮了

3849
02:27:33,610 --> 02:27:36,330
哟呵第一次见这个耶

3850
02:27:36,330 --> 02:27:39,210
主播的所有礼物星球都被点亮了

3851
02:27:39,210 --> 02:27:40,320
开心开心

3852
02:27:40,320 --> 02:27:44,730
嘿嘿念念

3853
02:27:47,740 --> 02:27:49,440
小智旅行了20年

3854
02:27:49,440 --> 02:27:50,940
现在十岁就这样了

3855
02:27:50,940 --> 02:27:52,320
怎么有人送告白花束

3856
02:27:52,320 --> 02:27:57,260
谢谢未成年人嘎你多要养谁养未成年人嘎了

3857
02:27:57,260 --> 02:27:59,430
谁养未成年人嘎了

3858
02:28:00,190 --> 02:28:02,850
成年的嘎我都不养好吧

3859
02:28:02,850 --> 02:28:03,930
下至七岁

3860
02:28:07,590 --> 02:28:09,420
外星之旅是什么

3861
02:28:09,420 --> 02:28:12,400
谢谢彗星成为星球守护者

3862
02:28:12,400 --> 02:28:13,180
太破费了

3863
02:28:13,180 --> 02:28:13,600
红豆泥

3864
02:28:13,600 --> 02:28:14,540
阿里嘎多

3865
02:28:14,540 --> 02:28:20,760
我最后一天来不了自己

3866
02:28:20,760 --> 02:28:22,440
怎么有人送告白花束

3867
02:28:22,440 --> 02:28:25,020
因为我们的星球就差这一个东西就亮了

3868
02:28:25,020 --> 02:28:27,300
别的别的别的别的都那什么了

3869
02:28:27,300 --> 02:28:28,080
别的都好了

3870
02:28:28,080 --> 02:28:30,359
只差这个就亮了哈

3871
02:28:37,960 --> 02:28:39,180
没有掩盖

3872
02:28:39,180 --> 02:28:40,800
但是是真的呀

3873
02:28:40,800 --> 02:28:43,859
17岁零五个月不是还蛮合适的嘛

3874
02:28:45,420 --> 02:28:48,260
外星之旅要退出去一下才能刷你

3875
02:28:48,260 --> 02:28:49,520
你让我自己来看看

3876
02:28:49,520 --> 02:28:50,540
我也没看过了

3877
02:28:50,540 --> 02:28:51,620
让我让我看看

3878
02:28:51,620 --> 02:28:52,660
让我看看

3879
02:28:54,660 --> 02:28:55,940
让我来看看你

3880
02:28:58,340 --> 02:29:00,050
谢谢大人的pk获胜

3881
02:29:00,050 --> 02:29:01,189
谢谢慧星

3882
02:29:06,929 --> 02:29:08,509
在哪里可以看啊

3883
02:29:08,509 --> 02:29:11,910
为什么我啊我看到了这啥玩意啊

3884
02:29:13,090 --> 02:29:16,590
ufo绿的真不会设置

3885
02:29:18,030 --> 02:29:20,240
为啥是个绿ufo啊

3886
02:29:21,400 --> 02:29:25,710
我看别人的都是有的是那种小的那种小的星球

3887
02:29:25,710 --> 02:29:26,940
挺漂亮的那种

3888
02:29:26,940 --> 02:29:28,300
为啥我的是ufo

3889
02:29:28,300 --> 02:29:32,359
终于跟你下班就看

3890
02:29:32,700 --> 02:29:34,740
有点受伤在身上的

3891
02:29:34,740 --> 02:29:39,600
大家有点受伤在身上的手机端怎么看

3892
02:29:39,600 --> 02:29:43,000
需求星球守护的礼物

3893
02:29:43,000 --> 02:29:43,660
我不知道

3894
02:29:43,660 --> 02:29:44,890
虚拟去告养噶

3895
02:29:44,890 --> 02:29:46,300
保持人气和低保

3896
02:29:46,300 --> 02:29:48,380
靠老头家乡后发奖金

3897
02:29:48,380 --> 02:29:50,330
那其他地方不都是吗

3898
02:29:50,330 --> 02:29:52,040
那所有主播都是呀

3899
02:29:53,660 --> 02:29:55,580
超新星19块

3900
02:29:55,580 --> 02:29:56,720
只是大主播

3901
02:29:56,720 --> 02:30:00,650
就是这个小主播送人家一颗星球的浪漫

3902
02:30:00,650 --> 02:30:04,640
然后主播这种外星人只能被ufo收走

3903
02:30:04,640 --> 02:30:06,200
从此回到自己的故乡

3904
02:30:06,200 --> 02:30:09,970
再也不会维护地球是吧

3905
02:30:10,010 --> 02:30:13,210
他是不是对主播有什么误解呀

3906
02:30:13,210 --> 02:30:15,100
哎呀我真服了

3907
02:30:15,100 --> 02:30:16,630
怎么定的价呀

3908
02:30:16,630 --> 02:30:18,250
一颗星球19块

3909
02:30:18,250 --> 02:30:20,080
一个飞碟50块

3910
02:30:20,080 --> 02:30:21,340
这什么意思

3911
02:30:23,320 --> 02:30:25,260
平常都看不见晚播吗

3912
02:30:25,260 --> 02:30:26,340
今天看世界杯

3913
02:30:26,340 --> 02:30:27,840
那不是改了吗

3914
02:30:27,840 --> 02:30:29,850
超新星就19

3915
02:30:29,850 --> 02:30:30,840
超新星

3916
02:30:30,840 --> 02:30:34,140
这名字听起来像那个流金小电视一样浪漫

3917
02:30:34,140 --> 02:30:34,560
你知道吗

3918
02:30:34,560 --> 02:30:38,500
听起来是那种2999的那种

3919
02:30:39,040 --> 02:30:41,400
你的展馆都比别人难点亮

3920
02:30:41,400 --> 02:30:44,820
那他没给我那展馆塞一个流金小电视进来

3921
02:30:44,820 --> 02:30:45,980
就算是不错的了

3922
02:30:45,980 --> 02:30:49,190
他们给我塞个浪漫城堡进来就挺好的了

3923
02:30:49,190 --> 02:30:53,080
毕竟叔叔叔叔叔叔那个什么叔叔叔叔

3924
02:30:53,080 --> 02:30:55,940
他他特别怎么说呢

3925
02:30:56,960 --> 02:31:00,200
他好像有的时候会特别关照一下主播

3926
02:31:00,200 --> 02:31:02,010
直播间的爆率之类的

3927
02:31:02,010 --> 02:31:03,570
心在何方

3928
02:31:04,710 --> 02:31:06,270
不过最近还挺好的呀

3929
02:31:06,270 --> 02:31:09,350
最近那个那个什么奇幻之城

3930
02:31:09,350 --> 02:31:11,600
东一不是十发就出了嘛

3931
02:31:11,600 --> 02:31:13,760
然后上次柳州开的城堡

3932
02:31:13,760 --> 02:31:17,070
还有那个东一的城堡开的都挺好的

3933
02:31:18,210 --> 02:31:20,070
只要不在疯狂星期五

3934
02:31:20,070 --> 02:31:21,619
我们就是无敌的

3935
02:31:22,640 --> 02:31:24,550
有的主播是太空人

3936
02:31:24,550 --> 02:31:26,350
太空人是什么样的

3937
02:31:26,350 --> 02:31:30,830
你发现今天的直播一次看到录播姬抽了哈哈

3938
02:31:30,975 --> 02:31:33,830
没感觉到照顾行行行行行行

3939
02:31:33,830 --> 02:31:35,690
好好好么么么么

3940
02:31:35,690 --> 02:31:36,590
没什么瓜呀

3941
02:31:36,590 --> 02:31:41,040
没有是你马克都说什么都是正常的

3942
02:31:41,040 --> 02:31:42,619
因为以他的性格来说

3943
02:31:42,619 --> 02:31:45,439
就是今天让主播给他上肚子

3944
02:31:45,439 --> 02:31:47,239
明天让主播删他牌子

3945
02:31:47,239 --> 02:31:48,319
这都是很正常的

3946
02:31:50,180 --> 02:31:51,770
我也不知道他在想什么

3947
02:31:51,770 --> 02:31:55,980
但是但是还是请容我拒绝不可以的嗯

3948
02:31:56,300 --> 02:31:59,600
主播也不知道他在他在他在他在想什么

3949
02:31:59,600 --> 02:32:02,660
但是这个角色应该跟主播本人的这个想法

3950
02:32:02,660 --> 02:32:04,699
没有什么关系啊

3951
02:32:05,720 --> 02:32:07,619
他说晚安都

3952
02:32:14,680 --> 02:32:16,360
太空龙是什么

3953
02:32:16,360 --> 02:32:17,590
什么价位的

3954
02:32:17,590 --> 02:32:19,120
太空龙是什么样子的

3955
02:32:19,120 --> 02:32:20,029
200块

3956
02:32:20,029 --> 02:32:23,509
那得是那种超级超级无敌的大主播

3957
02:32:23,509 --> 02:32:24,889
才能太空了吧

3958
02:32:24,889 --> 02:32:29,039
那想必得是一个月流水七位数的那种吧

3959
02:32:29,240 --> 02:32:31,580
怎么看太空龙的特效啊

3960
02:32:31,580 --> 02:32:32,780
我下播去搜搜看

3961
02:32:32,780 --> 02:32:34,050
我还挺好奇的

3962
02:32:34,050 --> 02:32:37,530
不会真有人是小小电视的那什么吧

3963
02:32:37,530 --> 02:32:41,720
啊不会真有人是拿小电视才能点展馆的吧

3964
02:32:43,500 --> 02:32:47,060
专门发给那几个有金牌子的直播间是吧

3965
02:32:47,060 --> 02:32:49,740
37以上的太空楼

3966
02:32:49,740 --> 02:32:51,600
好像列车什么的解锁

3967
02:32:51,600 --> 02:32:52,980
那它胃口还不够大

3968
02:32:52,980 --> 02:32:55,640
它还没往那个还没加压力呢

3969
02:32:55,640 --> 02:32:59,640
还没把什么探索者启航什么什么之类的

3970
02:32:59,760 --> 02:33:01,560
往里面塞进去啊

3971
02:33:01,560 --> 02:33:03,180
但是没塞探索者启航

3972
02:33:03,180 --> 02:33:06,660
那说明他算有点那什么呀

3973
02:33:06,660 --> 02:33:08,700
马克兔就像喂不饱的孩子

3974
02:33:08,700 --> 02:33:10,200
天天要猫奶喝

3975
02:33:10,200 --> 02:33:12,180
能不能别恶心我呀

3976
02:33:12,180 --> 02:33:14,600
别别恶心我行不行啊

3977
02:33:14,600 --> 02:33:15,860
大家在这么说话

3978
02:33:15,860 --> 02:33:17,120
主播一会像雷子一样

3979
02:33:17,120 --> 02:33:18,020
毕业了怎么办

3980
02:33:18,020 --> 02:33:20,650
受不了了哈哈受不了了

3981
02:33:20,650 --> 02:33:21,550
别恶心

3982
02:33:21,550 --> 02:33:23,679
我别恶心好吧

3983
02:33:23,980 --> 02:33:26,440
想捏捏燕子的尾巴

3984
02:33:26,440 --> 02:33:29,220
捏捏嗯喵喵

3985
02:33:29,220 --> 02:33:34,380
你的光是明是暗笑自己情绪

3986
02:33:34,380 --> 02:33:35,820
善意的谎言

3987
02:33:35,820 --> 02:33:37,969
懂不懂善意的谎言

3988
02:33:37,969 --> 02:33:40,050
嗯主播毕业了

3989
02:33:40,050 --> 02:33:42,510
只能好似你的总督还没到期呢

3990
02:33:45,450 --> 02:33:47,750
你总督还没到期呢

3991
02:33:50,030 --> 02:33:51,500
你怎么这样呀

3992
02:33:54,980 --> 02:33:57,830
放一首鸡蛋老师的这个什么吧

3993
02:33:57,830 --> 02:34:03,780
嗯放一首鸡蛋老师的那个那个什么吧

3994
02:34:05,060 --> 02:34:07,970
风干后你我再无关

3995
02:34:07,970 --> 02:34:11,199
放一首最喜欢的鸡蛋老师的虚拟神明啊

3996
02:34:11,480 --> 02:34:15,340
反正我之前四个月四个金子抬棺以后

3997
02:34:15,340 --> 02:34:17,080
我还能我还能那什么吗

3998
02:34:17,080 --> 02:34:18,280
阳光总督掉了

3999
02:34:18,280 --> 02:34:20,620
我还能在有两个总督的时候吗

4000
02:34:20,620 --> 02:34:21,800
我都不知道

4001
02:34:22,520 --> 02:34:25,779
我都不知道还能不能再有这样的时候

4002
02:34:27,620 --> 02:34:29,560
或许明天就好起来了

4003
02:34:29,560 --> 02:34:31,240
或许后天就好起来了

4004
02:34:31,240 --> 02:34:35,860
或许在以后再都不会有这样的时候了

4005
02:34:35,860 --> 02:34:36,880
都不一定吧

4006
02:34:38,320 --> 02:34:39,880
又遇到要毕业的v

4007
02:34:42,480 --> 02:34:45,570
我跟他开玩笑的

4008
02:34:45,610 --> 02:34:46,470
真不走

4009
02:34:46,470 --> 02:34:48,750
大家天天嚷嚷着要走的那种

4010
02:34:48,750 --> 02:34:50,240
怎么可能真的走呢

4011
02:34:50,240 --> 02:34:50,600
对吧

4012
02:34:50,600 --> 02:34:53,840
都是那种那种没什么没什么劲儿的

4013
02:34:53,840 --> 02:34:54,620
你知道吧

4014
02:34:54,620 --> 02:34:55,880
没什么劲儿的

4015
02:34:55,880 --> 02:34:57,479
然后才出生

4016
02:34:57,479 --> 02:34:58,859
只为寻你

4017
02:34:58,859 --> 02:35:00,959
在心里面已经压到极限的

4018
02:35:00,959 --> 02:35:02,699
然后忽然有一天人家自己就走了

4019
02:35:02,699 --> 02:35:04,320
他都不会跟你讲的

4020
02:35:04,320 --> 02:35:06,420
为何能清楚清楚吧

4021
02:35:06,420 --> 02:35:08,820
当观众们开口就骗人

4022
02:35:08,820 --> 02:35:11,820
观众骗我的时候也多了去了

4023
02:35:16,020 --> 02:35:18,240
晚上好

4024
02:35:18,880 --> 02:35:23,800
慢慢生长在破皮肤的枫叶

4025
02:35:23,800 --> 02:35:25,420
到底什么时候我不知道

4026
02:35:25,420 --> 02:35:26,080
我不知道

4027
02:35:26,080 --> 02:35:28,360
没事就开着谜语人给主播加呀

4028
02:35:28,360 --> 02:35:30,450
我也不知道为啥没节奏

4029
02:35:30,450 --> 02:35:33,930
就是呃麦克罗莎

4030
02:35:33,930 --> 02:35:37,220
他在直播间本身就是一个嗯

4031
02:35:37,220 --> 02:35:39,200
我也不知道他会讲什么

4032
02:35:39,200 --> 02:35:42,380
但是可能跟主播经验的直播表现无关啊

4033
02:35:42,380 --> 02:35:44,120
我也不知道为什么他忽然就这么说

4034
02:35:44,120 --> 02:35:46,099
我也不知道他为什么忽然就不说了

4035
02:35:46,120 --> 02:35:48,160
怎么下一场还没匹到

4036
02:35:48,160 --> 02:35:50,380
怎么我我没开了呀

4037
02:35:50,380 --> 02:35:52,180
什么叫怎么下一场还没匹到

4038
02:35:52,180 --> 02:35:53,260
我没开呢

4039
02:35:53,260 --> 02:35:54,280
为什么没劈到

4040
02:35:54,280 --> 02:35:55,420
你还要打吗

4041
02:35:55,490 --> 02:36:02,070
主播一会儿可以放一首王飞的人间嘛

4042
02:36:02,070 --> 02:36:02,910
ok没问题

4043
02:36:05,430 --> 02:36:10,940
人天我听红豆人间好像没怎么听过

4044
02:36:10,940 --> 02:36:15,870
不过虚伪伤者造个金轮开

4045
02:36:15,870 --> 02:36:18,240
你看特效是那开了

4046
02:36:18,240 --> 02:36:20,099
好ok没问题啊

4047
02:36:21,000 --> 02:36:25,460
嘲笑无处可退的抗争

4048
02:36:25,460 --> 02:36:32,340
灵魂在冷莫之下悄悄沉沦了

4049
02:36:32,340 --> 02:36:34,260
掠过耳边的血

4050
02:36:34,260 --> 02:36:35,460
特别真

4051
02:36:35,460 --> 02:36:36,840
末日给你脸上

4052
02:36:36,840 --> 02:36:40,240
有人还在疯对战火中

4053
02:36:40,460 --> 02:36:44,660
唯一明星要翻滚

4054
02:36:45,820 --> 02:36:48,780
好好听听红毛鸡蛋老师的rap

4055
02:36:48,780 --> 02:36:52,200
来想许你不粉就坚持

4056
02:36:52,200 --> 02:36:53,550
我现在一听他唱歌

4057
02:36:53,550 --> 02:36:57,460
我就想到85分小奶狗我就受不了

4058
02:36:57,800 --> 02:36:59,360
但我其实挺喜欢

4059
02:36:59,360 --> 02:37:00,860
我其实挺喜欢的

4060
02:37:00,860 --> 02:37:04,570
嗯主播对自己新口考的315就不知道怎么看

4061
02:37:04,570 --> 02:37:05,350
很正常啊

4062
02:37:05,350 --> 02:37:05,830
很正常

4063
02:37:05,830 --> 02:37:09,000
这个就是嗯怎么说

4064
02:37:09,000 --> 02:37:11,460
我是有在做数据分析的

4065
02:37:11,460 --> 02:37:13,320
这个3156播放的

4066
02:37:13,320 --> 02:37:18,100
主要是因为我这次没有给哔哩哔哩浇米啊

4067
02:37:19,400 --> 02:37:20,270
欢迎彩蛋

4068
02:37:20,270 --> 02:37:21,080
哈喽哈喽

4069
02:37:21,080 --> 02:37:22,160
晚上好彩蛋

4070
02:37:22,160 --> 02:37:23,840
这次我没给哔哩哔哩交米

4071
02:37:23,840 --> 02:37:24,680
我没买推广

4072
02:37:24,680 --> 02:37:26,000
就是没给他交保护费

4073
02:37:26,000 --> 02:37:27,160
就这样了嗯

4074
02:37:29,620 --> 02:37:31,240
这次没给他交保护费

4075
02:37:31,240 --> 02:37:32,810
雷想起

4076
02:37:32,810 --> 02:37:37,500
请把红色的信号灯还是无法叫醒沉睡的人们

4077
02:37:37,500 --> 02:37:39,000
雷声不断怒吼

4078
02:37:39,000 --> 02:37:40,260
大力不断咆哮

4079
02:37:40,260 --> 02:37:42,920
在战斗战斗王之余还能战斗

4080
02:37:42,920 --> 02:37:44,640
应该就是今天生的吧

4081
02:37:44,640 --> 02:37:47,040
可可音32应该今天生的吧

4082
02:37:48,060 --> 02:37:48,870
喜欢单推

4083
02:37:48,870 --> 02:37:49,800
晚上好累

4084
02:37:49,870 --> 02:37:51,000
你生了

4085
02:37:51,000 --> 02:37:52,560
对他上次就跟我说

4086
02:37:52,560 --> 02:37:54,360
主播我要升32级

4087
02:37:54,360 --> 02:37:55,020
可可音了

4088
02:37:55,020 --> 02:37:56,220
能不能祝福我

4089
02:37:56,220 --> 02:37:58,730
我说我祝福你是生我了吗

4090
02:37:58,730 --> 02:38:01,520
然后他说不是是生可可的

4091
02:38:01,520 --> 02:38:03,170
然后我就啊

4092
02:38:03,170 --> 02:38:04,670
我说哦好吧

4093
02:38:04,670 --> 02:38:07,500
为什么要给edg交保护费

4094
02:38:07,500 --> 02:38:08,820
没有给他交保护费

4095
02:38:08,820 --> 02:38:09,840
就嘎了呀

4096
02:38:09,840 --> 02:38:10,860
没交保护费

4097
02:38:10,860 --> 02:38:13,780
谁谁战湖中

4098
02:38:13,780 --> 02:38:18,539
用最后力量宣泄中枪

4099
02:38:19,760 --> 02:38:21,520
再听点泛音堂的歌吧

4100
02:38:21,520 --> 02:38:22,420
大家我加班

4101
02:38:22,420 --> 02:38:23,920
今天要加完了嗯

4102
02:38:23,920 --> 02:38:24,880
今天要加完了

4103
02:38:24,880 --> 02:38:29,340
然后我看一下是我确定一下今天的c对对对

4104
02:38:29,340 --> 02:38:30,240
差不多吧

4105
02:38:30,240 --> 02:38:32,340
两个两个金c

4106
02:38:32,340 --> 02:38:34,140
然后差不多就就就这样

4107
02:38:34,140 --> 02:38:35,520
然后我们放完人间

4108
02:38:35,520 --> 02:38:37,340
再放一首泛音堂的歌

4109
02:38:39,080 --> 02:38:40,930
然后就可以下班班喽

4110
02:38:40,930 --> 02:38:42,760
主播今天这么可爱活泼呀

4111
02:38:42,760 --> 02:38:45,400
你可怎么了

4112
02:38:45,400 --> 02:38:46,689
可爱活泼是吧

4113
02:38:46,689 --> 02:38:48,729
跟你平常认识的阴暗的

4114
02:38:48,729 --> 02:38:51,009
在直播间里爬行的这个米娅

4115
02:38:51,009 --> 02:38:54,590
米娅阴暗的扭曲的不一样是吧

4116
02:38:54,590 --> 02:38:56,800
哪有我天天都这样啊

4117
02:38:57,100 --> 02:38:58,660
我白嫖到18

4118
02:38:58,660 --> 02:39:00,040
我记得你给我打过米

4119
02:39:00,040 --> 02:39:03,660
但少爷好像你比我你给我打过米啊

4120
02:39:03,680 --> 02:39:04,700
我卡了

4121
02:39:04,700 --> 02:39:06,080
差点含昏过去

4122
02:39:06,080 --> 02:39:07,340
咋了咋卡了

4123
02:39:07,340 --> 02:39:07,940
别急啊

4124
02:39:07,940 --> 02:39:11,409
花生别急别急哦

4125
02:39:11,409 --> 02:39:13,269
不是今天阳光的爬行

4126
02:39:13,269 --> 02:39:15,669
阳光的振翅飞翔对吧

4127
02:39:15,669 --> 02:39:18,140
开始开始假装羊角

4128
02:39:18,140 --> 02:39:19,790
开始振翅飞行了

4129
02:39:19,790 --> 02:39:22,160
大家阳光的飞行

4130
02:39:22,160 --> 02:39:23,540
激昂的演讲

4131
02:39:23,540 --> 02:39:25,640
快乐的扭动嗯

4132
02:39:25,640 --> 02:39:26,960
我是怕被杀

4133
02:39:26,960 --> 02:39:28,340
说点好听的哦

4134
02:39:28,340 --> 02:39:29,360
哦那倒没有

4135
02:39:29,360 --> 02:39:35,160
那倒没有男人流下每一滴泪

4136
02:39:35,160 --> 02:39:36,660
好声音好小啊

4137
02:39:36,660 --> 02:39:39,840
感动大点声吧

4138
02:39:39,840 --> 02:39:40,680
阿香点歌

4139
02:39:40,680 --> 02:39:42,600
不知道为什么声音都挺小的

4140
02:39:42,600 --> 02:39:46,619
不会一场空彩蛋

4141
02:39:46,619 --> 02:39:48,779
别怕主播色厉内荏

4142
02:39:48,779 --> 02:39:50,969
你看我从来就没被杀过

4143
02:39:50,969 --> 02:39:53,230
对你有金字护体

4144
02:39:53,230 --> 02:39:54,280
再等个十来天

4145
02:39:54,280 --> 02:39:57,040
你看你看你看主播还是不会杀你

4146
02:39:57,040 --> 02:40:00,640
哈哈主播我觉得闪耀盲盒能有特效看吗

4147
02:40:00,640 --> 02:40:03,640
主播一分钟还来得及洗个手吗

4148
02:40:03,640 --> 02:40:05,860
主播一分钟来得及洗个手吗

4149
02:40:05,860 --> 02:40:06,580
不用洗手吧

4150
02:40:06,580 --> 02:40:07,600
因为我可以洗吗

4151
02:40:07,600 --> 02:40:08,380
可以洗吗

4152
02:40:09,620 --> 02:40:11,800
我觉得可以

4153
02:40:11,800 --> 02:40:13,330
我觉得能有特效好看

4154
02:40:13,330 --> 02:40:15,940
我觉得可以听得懂

4155
02:40:15,940 --> 02:40:20,300
主播觉得起码也得是个金色的飘过去

4156
02:40:20,300 --> 02:40:21,110
你知道吧

4157
02:40:21,110 --> 02:40:27,120
主播觉得起码也得是金色飘过去的

4158
02:40:27,120 --> 02:40:29,280
欢迎轩辕

4159
02:40:31,440 --> 02:40:36,740
主播我妹刚拿了两道三道高二数学题

4160
02:40:36,740 --> 02:40:38,480
我两个多小时才做出来

4161
02:40:38,480 --> 02:40:40,720
明年哥们自己高考怎么办

4162
02:40:40,720 --> 02:40:42,280
你毕业不是研究生

4163
02:40:42,280 --> 02:40:43,300
都快毕业了吗

4164
02:40:43,300 --> 02:40:45,720
你怎么自己要高考了

4165
02:40:47,680 --> 02:40:50,940
谢谢大米学妹的花生的闪耀

4166
02:40:50,940 --> 02:40:52,650
盲盒的疯狂心动

4167
02:40:52,650 --> 02:40:55,170
我都ok都ok都可以都可

4168
02:40:57,750 --> 02:40:58,770
杀不了金字

4169
02:40:58,770 --> 02:40:59,790
主播不够努力

4170
02:40:59,790 --> 02:41:01,170
别急调发主播呀

4171
02:41:01,170 --> 02:41:02,130
主播很能忍的

4172
02:41:02,130 --> 02:41:02,980
我跟你们说

4173
02:41:02,980 --> 02:41:05,200
激将法主播激将法

4174
02:41:05,200 --> 02:41:07,180
主播主播可以拿下

4175
02:41:07,180 --> 02:41:07,900
好吧

4176
02:41:11,140 --> 02:41:12,100
多少圆子的

4177
02:41:12,100 --> 02:41:14,680
大家是50的还是100的

4178
02:41:14,680 --> 02:41:16,480
退学回去复读了

4179
02:41:16,480 --> 02:41:19,060
你不会要要不考不考清华

4180
02:41:19,060 --> 02:41:19,720
不考北大

4181
02:41:19,720 --> 02:41:20,680
誓不罢休吧

4182
02:41:20,680 --> 02:41:21,730
真的假的

4183
02:41:21,730 --> 02:41:23,380
别啊冷静冷

4184
02:41:23,380 --> 02:41:25,520
这人生有很多美好

4185
02:41:25,520 --> 02:41:27,260
人生有很多美好的

4186
02:41:27,260 --> 02:41:28,220
别走好吗

4187
02:41:28,220 --> 02:41:32,840
一滴泪都让人感动

4188
02:41:32,940 --> 02:41:35,810
对现在的生活不太满意啊

4189
02:41:35,810 --> 02:41:38,920
真的啊别啊

4190
02:41:38,920 --> 02:41:41,170
50变52了

4191
02:41:41,170 --> 02:41:42,940
这是有特效看的

4192
02:41:46,160 --> 02:41:47,300
还还不错吧对吧

4193
02:41:47,300 --> 02:41:51,040
主播说明289的那个能力没有那么差

4194
02:41:51,040 --> 02:41:51,580
你知道吗

4195
02:41:51,580 --> 02:41:55,140
289还是有点幸运在身上的对吧

4196
02:41:55,200 --> 02:41:57,540
主播以自己在外面

4197
02:41:57,540 --> 02:42:02,040
本本都是旅行日记的这个代价换了大家

4198
02:42:02,040 --> 02:42:03,300
doki doki

4199
02:42:03,300 --> 02:42:04,380
doki doki

4200
02:42:04,380 --> 02:42:05,160
出个日记

4201
02:42:05,160 --> 02:42:06,300
你就笑着睡了

4202
02:42:06,300 --> 02:42:09,180
能祝你十连永远出不了日记好吗

4203
02:42:09,180 --> 02:42:12,930
祝你十连永远都没有日记好吗

4204
02:42:12,930 --> 02:42:14,220
别退呀

4205
02:42:14,220 --> 02:42:14,880
走吧

4206
02:42:14,880 --> 02:42:18,000
别别别别回来好吗

4207
02:42:18,040 --> 02:42:19,860
为什么说什么呢

4208
02:42:19,860 --> 02:42:22,560
别走能不能回来呀

4209
02:42:22,560 --> 02:42:26,100
主播主播在说什么了

4210
02:42:26,620 --> 02:42:28,800
主播心里开香槟了

4211
02:42:28,800 --> 02:42:30,180
主播在心里对吧

4212
02:42:30,180 --> 02:42:32,900
已经开了一瓶黑桃a出来了

4213
02:42:32,900 --> 02:42:35,330
朦胧我不忍心

4214
02:42:35,330 --> 02:42:38,420
主播的黑桃a就是特别猛啊

4215
02:42:38,420 --> 02:42:38,870
懂吧

4216
02:42:38,870 --> 02:42:40,460
睡觉花生欧亚斯密

4217
02:42:40,460 --> 02:42:43,040
哦呀斯密唱个黑桃a再走吧

4218
02:42:43,040 --> 02:42:44,240
大家开香槟了

4219
02:42:44,240 --> 02:42:46,119
开个香槟再走哦

4220
02:42:46,260 --> 02:42:48,120
我不想听亲戚王冠了

4221
02:42:48,120 --> 02:42:49,650
我们听黑桃a吧

4222
02:42:49,650 --> 02:42:53,400
主播我今年为了追你晚场直播高考睡过头了

4223
02:42:53,400 --> 02:42:58,320
各位各位各位各位比主播鞋码还要大的观众

4224
02:42:58,320 --> 02:43:02,700
在这边rp今年高考的这个这个情况

4225
02:43:02,700 --> 02:43:05,120
让主播感觉很害怕

4226
02:43:06,710 --> 02:43:09,300
20块以上的礼物都有特效

4227
02:43:11,720 --> 02:43:14,920
能不能主播直播间不想看到闪耀钻石

4228
02:43:14,920 --> 02:43:16,870
不想当大爷们的黑美人

4229
02:43:16,870 --> 02:43:18,820
哎呦这声音太大了

4230
02:43:20,080 --> 02:43:23,640
喂one two three four

4231
02:43:23,640 --> 02:43:26,820
嘿诶诶你是我的宝贝

4232
02:43:26,820 --> 02:43:28,840
想你的滋味

4233
02:43:28,840 --> 02:43:30,640
月月作祟

4234
02:43:30,640 --> 02:43:32,290
宝贝宝贝

4235
02:43:32,290 --> 02:43:34,120
我们干一杯

4236
02:43:34,120 --> 02:43:40,180
这是你最爱的黑桃a干杯

4237
02:43:40,180 --> 02:43:42,130
真的那么难听啊

4238
02:43:42,130 --> 02:43:43,000
好吧

4239
02:43:43,000 --> 02:43:44,800
谢谢二九的金币呀

4240
02:43:44,800 --> 02:43:45,400
感谢支持

4241
02:43:45,400 --> 02:43:46,540
你留个主号手机

4242
02:43:46,540 --> 02:43:47,500
你要被开盒了

4243
02:43:47,500 --> 02:43:50,480
没事主播这边舰长群有400多人的主播

4244
02:43:50,480 --> 02:43:51,320
没法背下来

4245
02:43:51,320 --> 02:43:52,280
每个人的手机的

4246
02:43:52,280 --> 02:43:54,979
你相信你对于主播来说就是主播

4247
02:43:54,979 --> 02:43:56,779
没有什么必要就背下来

4248
02:43:56,779 --> 02:43:58,119
你知道吧

4249
02:43:58,119 --> 02:44:01,119
嗯哥们要看别的妹妹了

4250
02:44:01,119 --> 02:44:02,619
真的早点睡觉吧

4251
02:44:02,619 --> 02:44:03,819
别大半夜看妹妹了

4252
02:44:03,819 --> 02:44:04,820
白天醒了再看

4253
02:44:04,820 --> 02:44:05,780
白天醒了再看

4254
02:44:05,780 --> 02:44:06,680
别急啊

4255
02:44:07,820 --> 02:44:09,680
主播穿几码的鞋啊

4256
02:44:09,680 --> 02:44:13,720
也就那么18码左右吧

4257
02:44:14,000 --> 02:44:15,920
你是我的宝贝

4258
02:44:15,920 --> 02:44:19,760
想你的滋味隐隐作祟

4259
02:44:19,760 --> 02:44:23,300
宝贝宝贝可能私信是有记录的不

4260
02:44:23,300 --> 02:44:24,860
哎不要这么敏感

4261
02:44:24,860 --> 02:44:25,820
不要这么害怕

4262
02:44:25,820 --> 02:44:26,900
没没没事的

4263
02:44:26,900 --> 02:44:28,470
主播不是什么坏人吗

4264
02:44:28,470 --> 02:44:30,660
主播不是什么坏人哦

4265
02:44:30,660 --> 02:44:33,700
啊哈哈哈

4266
02:44:33,700 --> 02:44:35,740
我可不是什么坏女人啊

4267
02:44:38,920 --> 02:44:42,800
哼哼你在直播就错过跟你的婚礼了

4268
02:44:42,800 --> 02:44:43,670
你是谁啊

4269
02:44:43,670 --> 02:44:45,560
真不认识主播

4270
02:44:45,560 --> 02:44:46,820
我昨天为了等你早播

4271
02:44:46,820 --> 02:44:48,020
英语四级没考

4272
02:44:48,020 --> 02:44:49,130
你怎么不说

4273
02:44:49,130 --> 02:44:53,550
现在为了看我直播之后考研不打算去了呀

4274
02:44:53,550 --> 02:44:56,280
这不是不说你不打算去考研了呀

4275
02:44:56,280 --> 02:44:57,180
这个还真一点

4276
02:44:57,180 --> 02:44:58,720
主播还能骂你一顿

4277
02:44:58,720 --> 02:45:00,700
大家边画都不编点

4278
02:45:00,700 --> 02:45:05,530
真的走到哪里都是成双结对的

4279
02:45:05,530 --> 02:45:07,080
左边是宝贝

4280
02:45:07,080 --> 02:45:09,600
右边是哪一位狗渣男

4281
02:45:09,600 --> 02:45:12,960
左边右边的女生都不认识

4282
02:45:14,620 --> 02:45:17,160
这就是明显的在夜店喝大了

4283
02:45:17,160 --> 02:45:18,480
被酒托狠狠的骗

4284
02:45:18,480 --> 02:45:20,060
不光全副身家的

4285
02:45:20,060 --> 02:45:20,600
拿来吧

4286
02:45:20,600 --> 02:45:25,070
你大家千万不要像这个歌的主角一样好吗

4287
02:45:25,070 --> 02:45:30,410
想你的滋味已作在宝贝宝贝

4288
02:45:30,410 --> 02:45:32,300
我们干一杯

4289
02:45:32,300 --> 02:45:36,029
这是你最爱的黑桃a

4290
02:45:36,849 --> 02:45:39,149
昨天早上真的是英语四级考试

4291
02:45:39,149 --> 02:45:40,709
你不是学商务日语的吗

4292
02:45:40,709 --> 02:45:43,120
你去考英语四级干什么

4293
02:45:43,120 --> 02:45:44,920
你们在变化的时候

4294
02:45:44,920 --> 02:45:47,080
能不能好歹注意一下自己

4295
02:45:47,080 --> 02:45:49,660
以前在我直播间的人设呀

4296
02:45:49,660 --> 02:45:52,300
稍微编的靠谱一点行不行

4297
02:45:52,300 --> 02:45:53,740
能不能敬业一点

4298
02:45:53,740 --> 02:45:55,040
敬业一点啊

4299
02:45:55,040 --> 02:45:55,820
就这一点

4300
02:45:55,820 --> 02:45:58,310
记得你现在自己编的人设呀

4301
02:45:58,310 --> 02:46:00,140
主播又不是一条鱼

4302
02:46:00,140 --> 02:46:02,060
什么都会忘的

4303
02:46:02,060 --> 02:46:04,160
阉人泄露资料100g

4304
02:46:04,160 --> 02:46:06,080
我要有100个g的舰长资料

4305
02:46:06,080 --> 02:46:07,580
那我得有多少个舰长啊

4306
02:46:07,580 --> 02:46:09,550
那我舰长群得开18个吧

4307
02:46:09,550 --> 02:46:13,420
那主播一次成为虚拟主播界最厉害的主播了

4308
02:46:14,380 --> 02:46:15,360
海仙子猪

4309
02:46:15,360 --> 02:46:16,259
晚上好

4310
02:46:17,900 --> 02:46:19,960
你昨天就去考六级了

4311
02:46:19,960 --> 02:46:22,170
你是觉得没什么把握吗

4312
02:46:22,170 --> 02:46:23,970
明年还有机会啊

4313
02:46:23,970 --> 02:46:25,440
但是不能老往后拖

4314
02:46:25,440 --> 02:46:27,990
明年再再再拖不行了

4315
02:46:27,990 --> 02:46:28,820
怎么办

4316
02:46:30,260 --> 02:46:32,140
我想考个普通话的

4317
02:46:32,140 --> 02:46:34,300
大家觉得我能考什么样啊

4318
02:46:34,440 --> 02:46:36,600
你们觉得我能考成什么样

4319
02:46:36,600 --> 02:46:38,340
我不知道我能考成什么样

4320
02:46:38,340 --> 02:46:41,760
主要就是主播不语吗

4321
02:46:41,760 --> 02:46:43,699
为什么记不住自己的话

4322
02:46:44,660 --> 02:46:48,390
这里他不是说出去

4323
02:46:48,390 --> 02:46:50,820
今天说明天就能做到的

4324
02:46:50,820 --> 02:46:52,950
那有一些是长期的计划

4325
02:46:52,950 --> 02:46:56,000
有一些是能做的

4326
02:46:56,000 --> 02:46:57,720
尽量都在做了

4327
02:46:58,660 --> 02:47:01,800
哎完了完了面部没电了

4328
02:47:01,800 --> 02:47:03,380
完了完了感

4329
02:47:05,060 --> 02:47:06,820
你不是在加拿大留学吗

4330
02:47:06,820 --> 02:47:08,080
为什么要考普通话

4331
02:47:08,080 --> 02:47:08,950
我想考

4332
02:47:08,950 --> 02:47:10,360
我想回国之后考

4333
02:47:10,360 --> 02:47:12,359
还想考个教师资格证

4334
02:47:14,400 --> 02:47:17,420
以后来给大家开个幼教台的时候

4335
02:47:17,420 --> 02:47:19,040
方便有那个教师资格证啊

4336
02:47:19,040 --> 02:47:20,450
可以狠狠的教育大家

4337
02:47:25,500 --> 02:47:26,700
主播不夹的话

4338
02:47:26,700 --> 02:47:27,930
应该能过二甲

4339
02:47:27,930 --> 02:47:30,300
哈哈哈哈哈哈哎呦

4340
02:47:30,300 --> 02:47:32,070
这说话这么直吗

4341
02:47:32,070 --> 02:47:33,630
我也觉得我能过家呀

4342
02:47:33,630 --> 02:47:36,529
啊我也觉得我能过二甲

4343
02:47:36,529 --> 02:47:38,809
你普通话ai识别字幕

4344
02:47:38,809 --> 02:47:39,829
我要校准好多

4345
02:47:39,829 --> 02:47:40,789
你说什么水平

4346
02:47:40,789 --> 02:47:42,229
你这ai水平不够

4347
02:47:42,229 --> 02:47:43,980
我拿那个剪映的话

4348
02:47:43,980 --> 02:47:46,080
除了一些v圈标准术语

4349
02:47:46,080 --> 02:47:50,890
其他的都都都是那什么都都都还挺好的

4350
02:47:50,890 --> 02:47:52,150
都没什么问题啊

4351
02:47:53,230 --> 02:47:55,280
前交警好

4352
02:47:55,280 --> 02:47:59,930
我完全不想要听到轻狂

4353
02:47:59,930 --> 02:48:01,940
直面黑暗之恋

4354
02:48:01,940 --> 02:48:03,260
染红了世界

4355
02:48:03,260 --> 02:48:04,760
重新改写契约

4356
02:48:04,760 --> 02:48:08,279
鲜血裁决穿破所有虚伪谎言

4357
02:48:08,480 --> 02:48:09,890
二乙真的吗

4358
02:48:09,890 --> 02:48:11,480
学经济的考幼教

4359
02:48:11,480 --> 02:48:13,340
能不能想想在别人考幼教

4360
02:48:13,340 --> 02:48:15,500
不是为了找现实的工作

4361
02:48:15,500 --> 02:48:17,840
而是为了教育各位阴阳人啊

4362
02:48:19,640 --> 02:48:22,420
我是为了跟各位烟烟人打交道啊

4363
02:48:22,540 --> 02:48:25,120
这不是为了我自己是吧

4364
02:48:26,380 --> 02:48:28,720
主播穿荧光绿袜子吗

4365
02:48:28,980 --> 02:48:30,270
都是白袜

4366
02:48:30,270 --> 02:48:33,900
主播纯白袜的人打扰读文章的时候

4367
02:48:33,900 --> 02:48:35,010
结尾加了个梨

4368
02:48:35,010 --> 02:48:36,060
直接扣大分

4369
02:48:36,060 --> 02:48:37,860
然后看到文章里面有个谢谢

4370
02:48:37,860 --> 02:48:39,900
我直接攒着阿里嘎斗是吧

4371
02:48:44,100 --> 02:48:45,260
我真服了

4372
02:48:46,380 --> 02:48:47,240
你编吧

4373
02:48:50,000 --> 02:48:51,590
我知道我会乱造的

4374
02:48:51,590 --> 02:48:53,320
主播会乱讲的

4375
02:48:53,320 --> 02:48:54,700
不重要

4376
02:48:54,700 --> 02:49:00,359
时间倾听向全身已经快要燃烧

4377
02:49:00,580 --> 02:49:02,520
主播跟大伙考打交道

4378
02:49:02,520 --> 02:49:04,200
不得考个行医资格证

4379
02:49:06,180 --> 02:49:09,390
还能有更更更攻击性更强的

4380
02:49:09,390 --> 02:49:10,170
你想听吗

4381
02:49:10,170 --> 02:49:11,550
攻击性还得有更强的

4382
02:49:11,550 --> 02:49:13,800
主播不得去学个什么专业

4383
02:49:13,800 --> 02:49:16,460
直接一条龙服务

4384
02:49:16,460 --> 02:49:17,840
服务到那个什么

4385
02:49:17,840 --> 02:49:19,400
从出生到入土啊

4386
02:49:19,400 --> 02:49:20,040
好吧

4387
02:49:20,090 --> 02:49:21,810
主播还能负责

4388
02:49:21,810 --> 02:49:25,210
各位阉人投胎的这个这个这个情况对吧

4389
02:49:25,210 --> 02:49:26,650
燕人给我上舰长

4390
02:49:26,650 --> 02:49:28,630
我就偷偷的黑幕大家

4391
02:49:28,630 --> 02:49:33,190
然后让大家争取争取争取就是转生

4392
02:49:33,190 --> 02:49:37,720
然后转生到那个喜欢的管人家里面去啊

4393
02:49:39,580 --> 02:49:41,500
什么服务一条龙服务啊

4394
02:49:41,500 --> 02:49:43,210
你们有没有被一条龙服务过

4395
02:49:43,210 --> 02:49:45,280
今天站在你面前的是一条龙

4396
02:49:45,280 --> 02:49:47,520
哈哈主播脱袜子会闻一下

4397
02:49:47,520 --> 02:49:49,320
能不能别问这么恶心的问题啊

4398
02:49:49,320 --> 02:49:50,800
你应该知道答案的

4399
02:49:52,200 --> 02:49:54,740
谢谢柳州的小花

4400
02:49:54,740 --> 02:49:56,540
感觉起来应该的

4401
02:49:56,540 --> 02:49:58,960
你不要跟他说黑

4402
02:49:58,960 --> 02:50:00,220
也不要黑

4403
02:50:00,220 --> 02:50:03,850
听声音抢谁的摊位

4404
02:50:03,850 --> 02:50:04,900
那得看你们

4405
02:50:04,900 --> 02:50:06,580
反正主播都能编啊

4406
02:50:06,580 --> 02:50:07,980
主播都能编

4407
02:50:07,980 --> 02:50:09,480
就转生到vr

4408
02:50:09,480 --> 02:50:11,400
就家里面的话就一个好处

4409
02:50:11,400 --> 02:50:12,060
就是什么呢

4410
02:50:12,060 --> 02:50:16,130
就是就是让最有灵魂看到我的轻蔑

4411
02:50:17,270 --> 02:50:18,530
怎么讲呢对吧

4412
02:50:18,530 --> 02:50:21,240
因为中之人你不知道他长什么样子

4413
02:50:21,240 --> 02:50:23,930
所以我把你随便转生到一个家里面

4414
02:50:23,930 --> 02:50:25,790
你很有可能你也不知道

4415
02:50:25,790 --> 02:50:27,770
到底是不是你喜欢的那个v r

4416
02:50:27,770 --> 02:50:30,570
因为他可能在跟你的相处里面

4417
02:50:30,570 --> 02:50:31,530
跟孩子的相处里

4418
02:50:31,530 --> 02:50:33,030
他肯定不会夹着嗓子

4419
02:50:33,030 --> 02:50:34,230
阿里嘎多对吧

4420
02:50:34,230 --> 02:50:35,430
他肯定不会这样的

4421
02:50:35,430 --> 02:50:38,420
所以所以懂得都懂啊

4422
02:50:40,700 --> 02:50:42,320
然后随便给你塞到一家里面

4423
02:50:42,320 --> 02:50:44,840
非说这是你喜欢的v的中之人啊

4424
02:50:44,840 --> 02:50:47,410
哈哈哈哈哎呦

4425
02:50:49,150 --> 02:50:51,010
这给你转生到可宝家里

4426
02:50:51,010 --> 02:50:52,750
那你有的是人要排队的惨淡

4427
02:50:52,750 --> 02:50:54,840
一在呢你要转生到可宝家里

4428
02:50:54,840 --> 02:50:59,430
你们得先问一下32级老头的意见啊

4429
02:50:59,430 --> 02:51:01,140
饿得受不了

4430
02:51:01,140 --> 02:51:03,200
又不谁要换你

4431
02:51:05,820 --> 02:51:08,100
睡着被被优化了

4432
02:51:08,100 --> 02:51:09,420
瑶光你要被优化了

4433
02:51:09,420 --> 02:51:10,020
小心点

4434
02:51:10,020 --> 02:51:10,560
你小心点

4435
02:51:10,560 --> 02:51:11,660
要被优化了

4436
02:51:11,660 --> 02:51:15,020
别克体验不到我心里的你

4437
02:51:15,020 --> 02:51:17,320
忘你是我的太阳

4438
02:51:17,320 --> 02:51:20,820
让我们相互给一个抱抱

4439
02:51:20,820 --> 02:51:23,220
忍不住哈哈哈哈哈

4440
02:51:23,220 --> 02:51:25,240
笑女般的笑

4441
02:51:25,240 --> 02:51:26,980
抓抓抓抓

4442
02:51:26,980 --> 02:51:28,540
想做你的猫

4443
02:51:30,490 --> 02:51:36,660
你摔倒不要偷偷偷偷也在你怀抱

4444
02:51:38,480 --> 02:51:40,330
谢谢大咸鱼的牛蛙

4445
02:51:40,330 --> 02:51:42,220
今天的话题好尬吃

4446
02:51:42,220 --> 02:51:42,820
真的吗

4447
02:51:46,980 --> 02:51:49,140
你们居然觉得是嘎吃的话题

4448
02:51:49,140 --> 02:51:50,700
爆不出米的金丝

4449
02:51:50,700 --> 02:51:51,840
对主播一文不值

4450
02:51:51,840 --> 02:51:52,860
你可别乱想啊

4451
02:51:52,860 --> 02:51:53,940
这是你自己想的

4452
02:51:53,940 --> 02:51:54,960
跟我可没关系啊

4453
02:51:54,960 --> 02:51:55,860
你别乱讲话

4454
02:51:55,860 --> 02:51:59,380
好像你的笑我都受不了

4455
02:51:59,380 --> 02:52:01,210
又不想去太笨

4456
02:52:01,210 --> 02:52:03,010
你要对我很好

4457
02:52:03,010 --> 02:52:04,910
我在还能睡得着

4458
02:52:04,910 --> 02:52:07,220
每天都要撒娇

4459
02:52:07,220 --> 02:52:09,740
我最重要偷偷的方式

4460
02:52:09,740 --> 02:52:13,340
别人既然不得不是你的

4461
02:52:13,340 --> 02:52:15,430
你是我的太太阳

4462
02:52:15,430 --> 02:52:18,100
让我们相互给一个抱抱

4463
02:52:19,120 --> 02:52:20,560
忍不住哈哈

4464
02:52:20,560 --> 02:52:22,900
好好想你般的笑

4465
02:52:24,160 --> 02:52:26,720
谢谢柳豆豆十个呃什么

4466
02:52:26,720 --> 02:52:28,040
谢谢柳州九尾兽大

4467
02:52:28,040 --> 02:52:29,780
谢谢全城百姓的十个小花

4468
02:52:29,780 --> 02:52:30,320
感谢支持

4469
02:52:30,320 --> 02:52:31,100
来的该走

4470
02:52:31,100 --> 02:52:34,880
谢谢最高的多胞胎记录几个呀

4471
02:52:34,880 --> 02:52:35,840
你说人类吗

4472
02:52:35,840 --> 02:52:36,830
还是动物啊

4473
02:52:36,830 --> 02:52:38,240
这都能生八个吧

4474
02:52:38,240 --> 02:52:40,340
一胎八宝差不多就可以了

4475
02:52:40,340 --> 02:52:41,900
主播切个瓜吃了

4476
02:52:41,900 --> 02:52:44,380
但是待会不得不扮演是安慰主播

4477
02:52:44,380 --> 02:52:45,760
我知道大家都是演的

4478
02:52:45,760 --> 02:52:46,960
演点好的对吧

4479
02:52:46,960 --> 02:52:47,500
演点好的

4480
02:52:47,500 --> 02:52:48,460
演点好的挺好的

4481
02:52:48,460 --> 02:52:49,940
我觉得大家演的都不错

4482
02:52:49,940 --> 02:52:51,860
嗯大家演的都挺好的

4483
02:52:51,860 --> 02:52:54,360
很多时候人生就像戏一样哈

4484
02:52:54,360 --> 02:52:55,650
主播坐在这边

4485
02:52:55,650 --> 02:52:56,880
主播坐在这边

4486
02:52:56,880 --> 02:52:58,680
然后这个给给大家营业

4487
02:52:58,680 --> 02:53:00,480
大家也在下面给主播营业

4488
02:53:00,480 --> 02:53:01,780
我们和乐融融

4489
02:53:01,780 --> 02:53:02,740
有什么问题吧

4490
02:53:02,740 --> 02:53:04,720
没什么问题啊

4491
02:53:04,720 --> 02:53:06,060
没问题捏

4492
02:53:10,110 --> 02:53:13,760
像住进你心里的城堡

4493
02:53:13,760 --> 02:53:15,680
给一个拥抱

4494
02:53:15,680 --> 02:53:17,360
永远不逃跑

4495
02:53:17,360 --> 02:53:19,460
忍不住哈哈哈哈

4496
02:53:19,460 --> 02:53:21,600
像你般的笑

4497
02:53:21,600 --> 02:53:23,280
戳戳戳戳

4498
02:53:23,280 --> 02:53:28,380
想做你的猫主播的心里什么是好的

4499
02:53:29,880 --> 02:53:31,680
别莫名其妙骂我就行了

4500
02:53:31,680 --> 02:53:33,900
都挺好的

4501
02:53:34,600 --> 02:53:35,880
都挺好的

4502
02:53:35,880 --> 02:53:38,940
但是自然点就别莫名其妙骂我就行

4503
02:53:38,940 --> 02:53:44,140
有时候大家给我些相反的两个意见的话

4504
02:53:44,140 --> 02:53:46,000
我会不太知道是咋样

4505
02:53:46,000 --> 02:53:48,340
然后尤其是大家给完意见之后

4506
02:53:48,340 --> 02:53:49,800
就是你说往东走

4507
02:53:49,800 --> 02:53:50,700
他就往西走

4508
02:53:50,700 --> 02:53:52,290
然后存在这种情况的话

4509
02:53:52,290 --> 02:53:53,730
明明只能选一个方向

4510
02:53:53,730 --> 02:53:55,380
然后走完了之后还要挨骂

4511
02:53:55,380 --> 02:53:58,980
就是这种感觉对怪怪的人

4512
02:54:01,300 --> 02:54:03,120
可怜天下父母心

4513
02:54:03,120 --> 02:54:06,420
那叫叫叫叫舰长一声爹是白叫的嘛

4514
02:54:06,420 --> 02:54:06,720
对吧

4515
02:54:06,720 --> 02:54:08,640
叫大家一声爹是白叫的吗

4516
02:54:08,640 --> 02:54:09,180
谢谢爹

4517
02:54:09,180 --> 02:54:11,080
谢谢爹照顾主播啊

4518
02:54:11,080 --> 02:54:14,180
谢谢爹照顾主播的这个感情啊

4519
02:54:14,180 --> 02:54:15,380
刚来就走

4520
02:54:15,380 --> 02:54:16,940
老子播了三个小时了

4521
02:54:16,940 --> 02:54:19,100
你大睁大眼睛看清楚了

4522
02:54:19,800 --> 02:54:21,600
老子都播了三个小时了

4523
02:54:21,600 --> 02:54:23,020
什么叫刚来就走

4524
02:54:23,020 --> 02:54:24,580
你唱歌吃饭

4525
02:54:24,580 --> 02:54:26,860
我结账

4526
02:54:32,020 --> 02:54:33,619
111123

4527
02:54:33,619 --> 02:54:35,740
第11231啊

4528
02:54:36,880 --> 02:54:38,380
但是不能这样乱讲

4529
02:54:38,380 --> 02:54:38,740
你知道吗

4530
02:54:38,740 --> 02:54:40,360
这样乱讲是不可以的

4531
02:54:40,360 --> 02:54:41,680
是打咩的

4532
02:54:41,680 --> 02:54:43,440
喝了几杯

4533
02:54:43,440 --> 02:54:45,330
唱了几段

4534
02:54:45,330 --> 02:54:47,420
你却哭了

4535
02:54:47,420 --> 02:54:49,940
傻笑的沙嗲来多久

4536
02:54:49,940 --> 02:54:50,780
笑了多久啊

4537
02:54:50,780 --> 02:54:53,720
主播就是这样忍不住哈哈哈哈

4538
02:54:53,720 --> 02:54:55,040
少女般的笑啊

4539
02:54:55,040 --> 02:54:56,360
这就是主播

4540
02:54:56,360 --> 02:54:58,640
这就是主播嗯

4541
02:54:58,640 --> 02:55:02,740
我得到了全酋长

4542
02:55:02,740 --> 02:55:04,690
字里行间都是溺爱

4543
02:55:04,690 --> 02:55:05,200
你

4544
02:55:05,200 --> 02:55:08,080
怎么从他的字里行间里看出溺爱的

4545
02:55:08,080 --> 02:55:12,240
你说你读心能从心里面读出溺爱倒也行吧

4546
02:55:12,240 --> 02:55:16,440
酋长扭曲的程度已经快跟这个这个纯良喵喵露

4547
02:55:16,440 --> 02:55:17,460
差不多了

4548
02:55:18,360 --> 02:55:22,080
酋长扭曲的程度快跟纯良们的路差不多了

4549
02:55:22,080 --> 02:55:24,380
你还说他溺爱我的天呐

4550
02:55:24,380 --> 02:55:27,320
哎呦主播受不了了

4551
02:55:27,320 --> 02:55:28,940
主播主播受不了了

4552
02:55:28,940 --> 02:55:30,410
戒了烟

4553
02:55:30,410 --> 02:55:32,510
染上悲伤

4554
02:55:32,510 --> 02:55:33,800
宝贝你终于走了

4555
02:55:33,800 --> 02:55:34,280
再不走

4556
02:55:34,280 --> 02:55:36,360
你喜欢的主播也播完了

4557
02:55:36,360 --> 02:55:37,380
是谁啊

4558
02:55:37,380 --> 02:55:39,780
怎么还有第二喜欢的主播呀

4559
02:55:39,780 --> 02:55:45,130
是不是大家在直播却不知什么立场

4560
02:55:45,130 --> 02:55:46,960
听你说话

4561
02:55:46,960 --> 02:55:50,540
看你哭湿头发好啦

4562
02:55:50,540 --> 02:55:51,260
该打猫了

4563
02:55:51,260 --> 02:55:51,680
打猫

4564
02:55:51,680 --> 02:55:52,880
该签到了签到

4565
02:55:52,880 --> 02:55:54,900
该拉扯主播的拉扯主播

4566
02:55:54,900 --> 02:55:56,820
主播要回家了

4567
02:55:59,580 --> 02:56:02,400
第一喜欢的是ac ba

4568
02:56:05,520 --> 02:56:12,480
cba才学会怎么忍耐

4569
02:56:12,480 --> 02:56:18,940
谢谢ba伤害是没有搜不到呀

4570
02:56:18,940 --> 02:56:21,400
搜这个a c b a这个关键词

4571
02:56:21,400 --> 02:56:23,960
只能搜到大专职业日常

4572
02:56:23,960 --> 02:56:27,800
我也不想

4573
02:56:30,900 --> 02:56:32,000
说错了

4574
02:56:32,000 --> 02:56:36,800
a c d b b

4575
02:56:39,720 --> 02:56:42,500
oh sh ac大宝贝

4576
02:56:42,500 --> 02:56:43,280
你喜欢谁

4577
02:56:43,280 --> 02:56:44,780
ac大喵喵嘛

4578
02:56:44,780 --> 02:56:46,980
不太对吧

4579
02:56:46,980 --> 02:56:50,460
你喜欢阿草

4580
02:56:50,460 --> 02:56:52,440
你不会喜欢阿草吧

4581
02:56:52,440 --> 02:56:54,000
你

4582
02:56:54,000 --> 02:56:56,260
你也太重口了

4583
02:56:56,260 --> 02:56:58,540
你傻笑

4584
02:56:58,540 --> 02:57:01,510
回想戒了烟

4585
02:57:03,940 --> 02:57:05,620
没有你

4586
02:57:05,620 --> 02:57:07,780
我怎么办

4587
02:57:07,780 --> 02:57:15,640
3年里你明白他学会怎么忍耐

4588
02:57:15,640 --> 02:57:17,410
阿草是打雷

4589
02:57:17,410 --> 02:57:22,120
就是就是那个啦那个那个嗯

4590
02:57:26,140 --> 02:57:28,290
晚安你就没睡醒

4591
02:57:28,290 --> 02:57:29,790
好符合你的名字

4592
02:57:29,790 --> 02:57:30,750
晚安晚安捏

4593
02:57:30,750 --> 02:57:31,230
欧亚斯

4594
02:57:31,230 --> 02:57:33,279
密拜拜

4595
02:57:33,279 --> 02:57:35,859
不想

4596
02:57:39,140 --> 02:57:46,080
草学长真的是

4597
02:57:46,300 --> 02:57:50,040
谢谢大家

4598
02:58:03,600 --> 02:58:07,750
现在依旧没睡醒的138舰长xc

4599
02:58:07,750 --> 02:58:11,320
谢谢金宝的金色希哥来送信念

4600
02:58:11,320 --> 02:58:12,850
谢谢鱼鱼鱼鱼

4601
02:58:12,850 --> 02:58:14,320
谢谢灰色收尾人

4602
02:58:14,320 --> 02:58:14,980
谢谢灵芝

4603
02:58:14,980 --> 02:58:16,020
采脉络

4604
02:58:16,020 --> 02:58:17,880
狂徒贼乱时

4605
02:58:17,880 --> 02:58:19,800
谢谢青夏的四条线

4606
02:58:19,800 --> 02:58:21,660
太破费了

4607
02:58:22,300 --> 02:58:23,560
阿里嘎多

4608
02:58:24,860 --> 02:58:26,530
谢谢劫火老师

4609
02:58:30,220 --> 02:58:33,760
感谢感谢主播走了

4610
02:58:33,760 --> 02:58:35,860
小珍珠哗啦啦的掉你

4611
02:58:35,860 --> 02:58:37,600
你没用的东西啊

4612
02:58:37,600 --> 02:58:38,660
人家人鱼

4613
02:58:38,660 --> 02:58:40,640
现在这版本都哭钻石了

4614
02:58:40,640 --> 02:58:41,540
珍珠不值钱

4615
02:58:41,540 --> 02:58:44,160
能不能哭点值钱的

4616
02:58:44,560 --> 02:58:45,930
没有的东西

4617
02:58:47,250 --> 02:58:48,840
谢谢柳州的觉醒兽

4618
02:58:48,840 --> 02:58:50,400
大谢大家的小花牛

4619
02:58:50,400 --> 02:58:51,620
哇金币

4620
02:58:51,620 --> 02:58:53,750
谢谢花生的疯狂心动

4621
02:58:53,750 --> 02:58:57,560
谢谢不要会心疼的三个告白花束

4622
02:58:57,560 --> 02:58:58,640
谢谢心动卡

4623
02:58:59,900 --> 02:59:01,190
谢谢情书

4624
02:59:01,190 --> 02:59:04,500
谢谢我约会星辰的告白

4625
02:59:04,500 --> 02:59:05,160
花束梨

4626
02:59:05,160 --> 02:59:08,000
谢谢七夏的时候冲鸭太过分了

4627
02:59:12,880 --> 02:59:14,230
谢谢盛典门票

4628
02:59:14,230 --> 02:59:15,400
星钻婚纱

4629
02:59:15,400 --> 02:59:17,840
谢谢小白老师的马戏之王

4630
02:59:26,020 --> 02:59:29,100
哈喽你上次说的是罗小花

4631
02:59:29,100 --> 02:59:30,150
你是什么牌子

4632
02:59:30,150 --> 02:59:31,620
蚌埠蚌埠

4633
02:59:33,560 --> 02:59:37,160
don't wanna know to get back on my roy

4634
02:59:37,160 --> 02:59:41,320
啊啊啊耶耶

4635
02:59:41,320 --> 02:59:43,240
嘿

4636
02:59:50,340 --> 02:59:52,520
in your di can not be here now

4637
02:59:52,520 --> 02:59:53,580
you're not remove

4638
02:59:53,580 --> 02:59:55,320
不带玻璃子的眼里

4639
02:59:55,320 --> 02:59:57,180
那天的靠得越多

4640
02:59:57,180 --> 02:59:59,140
无辜的不哭心几几

4641
03:00:01,160 --> 03:00:04,180
娘诶哦哦

4642
03:00:06,320 --> 03:00:07,900
什么呀

4643
03:00:07,900 --> 03:00:11,200
主播随便说说的

4644
03:00:15,940 --> 03:00:17,260
完蛋了

4645
03:00:18,400 --> 03:00:20,430
欢迎回来哈哈哈

4646
03:00:20,430 --> 03:00:21,840
谢谢柳州的

4647
03:00:21,840 --> 03:00:22,860
谢谢感谢支持

4648
03:00:22,860 --> 03:00:25,110
谢谢柳州五菱冲冲冲的金色

4649
03:00:25,110 --> 03:00:26,680
希谢谢谢谢

4650
03:00:26,910 --> 03:00:29,170
保留节目来了是吧

4651
03:00:29,170 --> 03:00:31,520
保留节目来了哇

4652
03:00:31,660 --> 03:00:33,200
谢谢柳州的

4653
03:00:33,200 --> 03:00:34,040
收费太热了

4654
03:00:34,040 --> 03:00:36,500
会做你该多感谢感谢

4655
03:00:36,500 --> 03:00:37,310
谢谢欣赏

4656
03:00:37,310 --> 03:00:40,110
信念又拉回来了

4657
03:00:40,110 --> 03:00:41,040
这样吧

4658
03:00:41,040 --> 03:00:41,880
既然拉回来了

4659
03:00:41,880 --> 03:00:49,400
那我们就给你来一首来一首来一首嗯嗯对吧

4660
03:00:53,240 --> 03:00:56,770
现实总是面对太多无奈和心酸

4661
03:00:56,770 --> 03:00:59,830
此刻你和我虽然在世界两端

4662
03:00:59,830 --> 03:01:02,800
用我的歌声将你深藏填满

4663
03:01:02,800 --> 03:01:04,530
七色的期待

4664
03:01:04,530 --> 03:01:08,640
大家出来什么时候复刻

4665
03:01:08,640 --> 03:01:09,540
总督拉扯

4666
03:01:09,540 --> 03:01:10,580
真不知道诶

4667
03:01:10,580 --> 03:01:16,140
总督拉扯太难了

4668
03:01:16,140 --> 03:01:21,330
这个好熟悉好熟悉啊

4669
03:01:21,330 --> 03:01:22,590
内心满怀

4670
03:01:22,590 --> 03:01:24,439
先接另一个词

4671
03:01:24,439 --> 03:01:25,849
总是过度紧张

4672
03:01:25,849 --> 03:01:27,499
在镜头前红了脸

4673
03:01:27,499 --> 03:01:28,969
骂人和脚步

4674
03:01:28,969 --> 03:01:33,060
不知道那个今天梦想能够实现

4675
03:01:33,060 --> 03:01:35,100
不知道了多久

4676
03:01:35,100 --> 03:01:36,750
依旧还在起跑线

4677
03:01:36,750 --> 03:01:39,780
每一天的努力仿佛都沉入睡眠

4678
03:01:39,780 --> 03:01:41,580
每当我想放弃他

4679
03:01:41,580 --> 03:01:42,420
你熬夜我心疼

4680
03:01:42,420 --> 03:01:43,530
熬夜的是你

4681
03:01:43,530 --> 03:01:44,160
我没有

4682
03:01:44,160 --> 03:01:45,030
我没熬夜

4683
03:01:45,030 --> 03:01:47,279
我是我是正常播的

4684
03:01:47,580 --> 03:01:49,410
熬夜的是你啦

4685
03:01:49,410 --> 03:01:50,280
你懂吧

4686
03:01:50,280 --> 03:01:51,740
主播没有熬了

4687
03:01:51,740 --> 03:01:54,800
用我的笑容和你的撒娇

4688
03:01:54,800 --> 03:01:57,710
换谁都不许孤单

4689
03:01:57,710 --> 03:02:01,380
心里的零和一也许并不够温暖

4690
03:02:01,380 --> 03:02:04,410
但我的声音每次都饱含情感

4691
03:02:04,410 --> 03:02:07,540
我和你的内心身处一样柔软

4692
03:02:07,540 --> 03:02:10,000
会被一块的感染

4693
03:02:10,000 --> 03:02:13,620
现实总是面对太多无奈和心酸

4694
03:02:13,620 --> 03:02:16,740
此刻你和我虽然在世界两端

4695
03:02:16,740 --> 03:02:19,740
用我的歌声抓你胸长肩膀

4696
03:02:19,740 --> 03:02:21,440
心不再孤单

4697
03:02:21,440 --> 03:02:26,080
白天出来

4698
03:02:26,080 --> 03:02:29,950
哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒

4699
03:02:29,950 --> 03:02:31,020
主播啊

4700
03:02:31,020 --> 03:02:33,180
观众心不会痛吗

4701
03:02:33,180 --> 03:02:37,160
那你们又想让我多播一会儿联系我

4702
03:02:37,160 --> 03:02:40,050
约定的时间又说我哦关注

4703
03:02:40,050 --> 03:02:41,310
那怎么办呢

4704
03:02:41,310 --> 03:02:46,380
那大家大家怎么要求这么哎呀

4705
03:02:46,380 --> 03:02:49,440
结转眼又是1年举酒

4706
03:02:49,440 --> 03:02:50,580
保持着初心

4707
03:02:50,580 --> 03:02:52,020
要求太高了

4708
03:02:52,020 --> 03:02:53,670
喵生活伴同行

4709
03:02:53,670 --> 03:02:56,700
现在轮到我来对我以下的人说

4710
03:02:56,700 --> 03:02:58,680
雨后便是天

4711
03:02:58,680 --> 03:02:58,920
晴

4712
03:03:00,120 --> 03:03:00,840
是主播

4713
03:03:00,840 --> 03:03:02,440
真是罪大恶极啊

4714
03:03:02,440 --> 03:03:05,440
充满魅力的女人真是罪大恶极

4715
03:03:07,660 --> 03:03:08,800
的笑容

4716
03:03:08,800 --> 03:03:11,070
真的充满魅力的女人

4717
03:03:11,295 --> 03:03:18,290
只能说不难道用温暖的语言描述感动

4718
03:03:18,290 --> 03:03:18,920
分享

4719
03:03:18,920 --> 03:03:19,910
每次心动

4720
03:03:19,910 --> 03:03:21,350
分享每个笑容

4721
03:03:23,680 --> 03:03:27,640
现实总是面对太多无奈和心酸

4722
03:03:29,160 --> 03:03:30,900
那怎么办嘛

4723
03:03:30,900 --> 03:03:34,140
明明都已经一起待了三个小时

4724
03:03:34,140 --> 03:03:35,180
那么久呢

4725
03:03:35,360 --> 03:03:38,300
还是想想留下我

4726
03:03:38,300 --> 03:03:43,580
那难道不是被我的魅力深深的折服了吗

4727
03:03:43,580 --> 03:03:45,200
你看过回放

4728
03:03:45,200 --> 03:03:47,000
那天太子妃就扛不住了

4729
03:03:49,500 --> 03:03:52,400
有谁能拒绝毛毛茸茸的小猫呢

4730
03:03:52,400 --> 03:03:55,040
我也知道没有人可以拒绝绵绵啊

4731
03:03:55,040 --> 03:04:00,590
哼你延时的沉默都会在我的记忆里闪烁

4732
03:04:00,590 --> 03:04:03,080
我梦想有几何都要记得

4733
03:04:03,080 --> 03:04:07,440
此刻第一期看点所迷失的快乐

4734
03:04:07,440 --> 03:04:09,120
你刚来个锤子

4735
03:04:09,120 --> 03:04:11,280
你都来了一个多小时了

4736
03:04:13,380 --> 03:04:16,180
大伙只想等会看球还没踢完呢

4737
03:04:16,180 --> 03:04:17,500
都几点两点半了

4738
03:04:17,500 --> 03:04:22,760
还没踢完啊啊依旧用这么久

4739
03:04:22,760 --> 03:04:25,940
分享每份感动和每一个笑容

4740
03:04:28,470 --> 03:04:32,160
现实总是面对太多无奈和心酸

4741
03:04:32,160 --> 03:04:35,230
此刻你和我虽然在世界两端

4742
03:04:35,230 --> 03:04:38,170
用我的歌声将你胸腔填满

4743
03:04:38,170 --> 03:04:39,910
青色的期待

4744
03:04:39,910 --> 03:04:43,000
大家的来三点

4745
03:04:46,720 --> 03:04:48,560
英国不太会踢吧

4746
03:04:49,260 --> 03:04:52,160
英法英法很厉害吗

4747
03:04:52,160 --> 03:04:55,160
踢球很厉害吗

4748
03:05:04,180 --> 03:05:05,680
我是一点半了

4749
03:05:05,680 --> 03:05:07,600
我是在算时间的时候

4750
03:05:07,600 --> 03:05:10,540
我自动给大家加了时间的

4751
03:05:10,540 --> 03:05:11,260
正常来说

4752
03:05:11,260 --> 03:05:16,250
我这边应该是我这边应该是下午一点半

4753
03:05:16,250 --> 03:05:18,680
法国是上届世界杯冠军

4754
03:05:21,360 --> 03:05:22,940
英国原来会踢球啊

4755
03:05:22,940 --> 03:05:23,360
大家

4756
03:05:25,820 --> 03:05:28,300
好啊我不知道呀

4757
03:05:28,300 --> 03:05:30,220
你跟主播聊世界杯就是这样

4758
03:05:30,220 --> 03:05:33,100
上次跟主播聊世界杯的已经变成了加拿大

4759
03:05:33,100 --> 03:05:33,820
圣葡萄牙

4760
03:05:33,820 --> 03:05:35,380
做成了主播的切面了

4761
03:05:35,380 --> 03:05:37,130
你还跟主播聊世界杯

4762
03:05:37,130 --> 03:05:40,859
主播的世界杯合集是不是下周又要更新了呀

4763
03:05:41,560 --> 03:05:43,680
法国纸面上应该是厉害

4764
03:05:43,680 --> 03:05:45,480
这些厉害的好像都进了

4765
03:05:45,480 --> 03:05:47,160
这些好像都等反转吧

4766
03:05:47,160 --> 03:05:51,640
你就就建议大家别当赌狗了嗯

4767
03:05:54,080 --> 03:05:55,660
来放一首快乐酷宝

4768
03:05:55,660 --> 03:05:58,360
我们下播这

4769
03:06:02,740 --> 03:06:06,650
首歌放到放到前三秒就可以了

4770
03:06:06,650 --> 03:06:07,940
放完就可以了

4771
03:06:09,800 --> 03:06:11,030
你happy

4772
03:06:11,030 --> 03:06:11,980
我不happ

4773
03:06:12,040 --> 03:06:14,080
我不happy

4774
03:06:14,080 --> 03:06:15,700
有人高兴

4775
03:06:15,700 --> 03:06:16,779
有人哭泣

4776
03:06:17,979 --> 03:06:19,419
好坚持

4777
03:06:19,419 --> 03:06:22,959
到底那个更美丽

4778
03:06:22,959 --> 03:06:24,519
放一首短一点的

4779
03:06:24,519 --> 03:06:26,039
我看看什么

4780
03:06:27,260 --> 03:06:28,480
放这个吧

4781
03:06:28,480 --> 03:06:29,860
好像不是很短

4782
03:06:29,860 --> 03:06:30,880
放这个吧

4783
03:06:30,880 --> 03:06:35,020
拜拜

4784
03:06:38,240 --> 03:06:41,110
come on come on turn the radio on

4785
03:06:41,110 --> 03:06:42,460
it's friday night

4786
03:06:42,460 --> 03:06:43,320
and i won't be

4787
03:06:43,320 --> 03:06:45,060
i gotta do my hair

4788
03:06:45,060 --> 03:06:46,620
but my makeup phone

4789
03:06:46,620 --> 03:06:47,940
let's rumi

4790
03:06:47,940 --> 03:06:49,260
i won't be long till

4791
03:06:49,260 --> 03:06:50,340
i hit the guns

4792
03:06:50,340 --> 03:06:50,920
fly

4793
03:06:50,920 --> 03:06:51,760
hit the dance

4794
03:06:51,760 --> 03:06:52,420
fi

4795
03:06:52,420 --> 03:06:55,120
got you need smiling

4796
03:06:55,120 --> 03:06:55,900
got guys

4797
03:06:55,900 --> 03:06:57,220
i am glass

4798
03:06:57,220 --> 03:06:59,320
but i got you baby

4799
03:07:03,480 --> 03:07:05,060
you got it down

4800
03:07:05,060 --> 03:07:05,480
baby

4801
03:07:05,480 --> 03:07:09,020
i don't need all our bills to have fun tonight

4802
03:07:09,020 --> 03:07:10,700
i got it down

4803
03:07:10,700 --> 03:07:12,800
i don't need no money

4804
03:07:15,800 --> 03:07:21,180
as long as i can feel love me you go

4805
03:07:21,180 --> 03:07:25,620
i don't need no money

4806
03:07:26,300 --> 03:07:30,360
as long as i keep dancing

4807
03:07:30,360 --> 03:07:31,830
hey

4808
03:07:31,830 --> 03:07:32,400
come on

4809
03:07:32,400 --> 03:07:32,880
come on

4810
03:07:32,880 --> 03:07:33,740
turn the ra

4811
03:07:33,740 --> 03:07:35,570
you're on a saturday

4812
03:07:35,570 --> 03:07:37,040
and i won't be long

4813
03:07:37,040 --> 03:07:38,420
but i paint my nails

4814
03:07:38,420 --> 03:07:39,800
put my high heels song

4815
03:07:39,840 --> 03:07:41,000
urday

4816
03:07:41,000 --> 03:07:42,620
and i won't be long till

4817
03:07:42,620 --> 03:07:43,700
i hit the dance

4818
03:07:43,700 --> 03:07:44,240
floor

4819
03:07:44,240 --> 03:07:45,020
hit the dance

4820
03:07:45,020 --> 03:07:46,460
fi got all

4821
03:07:46,460 --> 03:07:48,400
i need morning

4822
03:07:48,400 --> 03:07:50,560
got cass morning glass

4823
03:07:50,560 --> 03:07:51,550
but i got you

4824
03:07:51,550 --> 03:07:52,630
baby

4825
03:07:52,630 --> 03:07:53,410
baby

4826
03:07:53,410 --> 03:07:57,910
i don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight

4827
03:07:57,910 --> 03:07:58,750
baby

4828
03:07:58,750 --> 03:08:02,660
i don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight

4829
03:08:03,860 --> 03:08:08,940
but i don't need no money

4830
03:08:08,980 --> 03:08:14,310
as long as i can feel love me

4831
03:08:14,310 --> 03:08:16,880
i don't need no more

4832
03:08:19,620 --> 03:08:23,740
as long as i keep dancing

4833
03:08:23,740 --> 03:08:28,660
停

4834
03:08:37,140 --> 03:08:42,140
对了补那个鼠标垫截止收集了

4835
03:08:42,140 --> 03:08:43,540
后面再补的话

4836
03:08:43,540 --> 03:08:46,630
没有余量了没有余量了

4837
03:08:46,630 --> 03:08:49,960
嗯没啦没啦没有啦

4838
03:08:49,960 --> 03:08:51,440
嘿嘿嘿嘿

4839
03:08:51,460 --> 03:08:56,640
as long as psychic dancing

4840
03:09:04,860 --> 03:09:06,660
to have fun in the vine

4841
03:09:07,860 --> 03:09:09,930
but i don't need no money

4842
03:09:09,930 --> 03:09:12,820
money

4843
03:09:12,920 --> 03:09:16,360
as long as i can feel the way

4844
03:09:18,640 --> 03:09:20,900
i don't need no wor

4845
03:09:23,640 --> 03:09:28,980
as long as i keep dancing

4846
03:09:40,240 --> 03:09:46,060
la la la la la fla

4847
03:09:46,060 --> 03:09:50,260
la la la la的青春