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look at what you've done

2
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stand still喝水去了

3
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when it takes so long总得让人有喝水的空间

4
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吧哎呀what do you want to be

5
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now i'm holding on

6
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myself was never enough for me gotta be so strong

7
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there's a power in what you do now

8
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every other day i'll be watching

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oh

10
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i'll show you what it feels like now i'm on the outside

11
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we've got everything right now i'm on the outside

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i'll show you what it feels like now i'm on the outside

13
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oh we did everything right now i'm on the outside

14
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真大呀我操

15
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这声音怎么这么大我声音大因为什么

16
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就啊刚睡醒

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妈呀真累死主播了

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谢谢子英的谢谢

19
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啊我天累死主播了

20
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一来两场

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尤其晚场一加班

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晚场加完班

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主播就瘫在床上呼噜呼噜睡大觉

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睡到9点才醒

25
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然后就又来上早班

26
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我操好像一个

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呃每天每天每天加班

28
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然后那个下播倒头就睡

29
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然后一上播又又那什么的那个哎呦

30
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刚睡醒你就来了我也刚睡醒

31
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大家都刚睡醒凑合凑合听着得了啊

32
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我人呢now i'm on the outside哎我人呢

33
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哎我的人不见

34
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哦又拿了一个比赛吗

35
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这这比赛没有人打

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1,0001,200块的盒子就拿下了

37
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这这个比赛第十名

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1,200块的宝盒就拿下了

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没有人打

40
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然后1,200流水的宝盒

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送1,000块奖金加一本实物证书

42
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这种好事怎么能没有我呢

43
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一定要有我呀

44
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懂吗哈哈哈哈啊

45
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这种好事你在什么地方能找到

46
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everything right now i'm on the outside

47
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呀

48
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这呢这呢啊这呢这呢

49
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不是o p没放完呢

50
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大家怎么这么着急啊

51
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大家都没有好好好快快快的环节吗

52
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啊我以前开播的时候

53
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大家大家都急急急好好好快快快

54
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现在大家一看见面不对一下就划走了

55
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怎么回事呢

56
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呃看来是这个过场太没吸引力了

57
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每次在这个过场的时候

58
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都会损失好多的潜在关注完了

59
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现在好好好快快快吧迟到了希望

60
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哈哈哈这这都是希望是吧哎呦不许哇

61
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我错了嘛

62
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干嘛干嘛不许失望

63
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再给我一次机会嘛

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海战争星辰

65
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生疏了又生疏了是吧哈哈哈

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早早早早嗯

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喜怒哀乐

68
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阿克兰啊

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阿西塔尼玛尼玛尼卡克

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快乐猫猫

71
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昨天跟晚场的观众商量了一下

72
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他们都说想把那个

73
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那个圣诞的那个做成立牌啊

74
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我做成立牌的话

75
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我虽然不是很抱希望啊

76
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但是 12月结算

77
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要能结到200个舰长或者180个舰长的话

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我们就我超谢谢

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等肉的狼的舰长

80
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获得你阿里巴巴

81
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谢谢我操爹

82
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这是抖的狼的箭头爹

83
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好等你谢谢没事

84
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嗯

85
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初见可爱

86
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不是初见那就不可爱了

87
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只有第一面给你的印象是最好的是吧

88
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哎呦哈哈哈

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只有第一面给你的印象是最好的是吧

90
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欢迎米亚啊

91
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欢迎工具人早上好

92
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还有还有小张的狼的舰长呢

93
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还有那个舰长的话你们自己添回馈啊

94
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那个那个那个

95
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自动回复是

96
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呃其实不是自动的

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是我手动的

98
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所以发文件的话要下播才能发嘞

99
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他们昨天都要那个错版的

100
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非要那个按键出错的

101
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哈哈哈不要那个对的

102
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我也不知道他们为啥呀

103
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我今天再核对一下按键对的

104
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然后下播再给大家发正版的

105
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谢谢李亚的3个圣诞精灵

106
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你也好的你爱你个

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比心嗯

108
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早上好呢早上好

109
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哎呀本来不是说了吗

110
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就是假设说我们晚场

111
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一共就播了两个小时

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那我们可能早上8点半

113
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咱们早早的就来了呀

114
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晚场要是就播了一个半小时

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那可能咱们早上甚至7点多就来了

116
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对吧但是如果咱们晚场呢

117
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播到了半夜4点啊

118
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那那这个早场就会晚一些你知道吧

119
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小猫模型直接发

120
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对小猫模型直接发实物礼物等月底

121
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嗯这个是直接发给大伙的嗯

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毕竟是啊

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图一个节日彩头的吗你

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想想主播

125
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主播都用完了

126
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再发给你圣诞树的那个那个那个模型

127
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圣诞节都过去了你送到这干嘛呀

128
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这还有两三天正好可以先玩一玩

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新鲜新鲜

130
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欢迎金宝

131
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早上好早早上好

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早上好天街

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早上好东方柱

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嗯还有TMO想想

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早上好杜某提拉工作人老师

136
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金宝已高兴

137
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早上好如此慵懒

138
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早上好阿平

139
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可乐马甲

140
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我还要练

141
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大家

142
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酷等你什么好了

143
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天天顶着猫猫模型去打去哈哈哈

144
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哎我不会以后在首页一说啊

145
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一个烟人

146
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顶着我的模型在里面玩游戏吧

147
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我一想到主爆的模型这里面一张嘴

148
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哼哼燕子我要和米耶咪呀结婚

149
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哇

150
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你我真的好喜欢你啊

151
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哎呀我就有点接受不了哈哈哈哈

152
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哎呀答应我

153
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不要拿我的模型做奇怪的事情好吗

154
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不要拿我的模型做奇怪的事情嗯

155
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小猫猫照着的哦还有还有早上好

156
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you should bet on me

157
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like when big one was a penny double down on me

158
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if you haven't been already on my certainty you can't

159
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刚才下楼拿我室友的那个

160
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浓缩的

161
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泰式青柠

162
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汁

163
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泡了一杯那个青柠水啊

164
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我第一次泡这个东西

165
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我非常谨慎

166
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这种400毫升的杯子我就加了一个底

167
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大概也就14毫升吧

168
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给主播酸酸的快哭了

169
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感觉自己在喝白醋啊我我操

170
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我真是服了

171
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我现在知道那些泰餐店

172
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卖你那个什么青柠苏打水

173
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他这个一个青柠

174
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就像那个那个康师傅的牛肉一样

175
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他买那一大瓶1,000毫升的青柠汁

176
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能把主播喝到毕业

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不管是学校毕业还是还是VIP毕业

178
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这主播就算天天喝

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早上喝一杯晚上喝一杯

180
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估计这玩意也也也见不到什么

181
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见不到什么改变你知道吧

182
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欢迎新进中午早上好欢迎明天会以后

183
00:09:04,333 --> 00:09:06,166
主播平时还用被子啊

184
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你不会直接对着水龙头喝水吧

185
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那还真是有够粗鲁的原始人是吧卧槽

186
00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:13,533
水水水那什么都不用的

187
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你不会直接洗脸的时候拿手锯一盆水

188
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然后舔干净就好了吧

189
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你这狗狗是吧

190
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紫色猫猫早上好

191
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早上好嘞

192
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小猫猫

193
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我论文发表了你能恭喜一下我吗

194
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昨天说给主播准备了198

195
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然后又去当崩坏3当崩劈

196
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把198冲到了崩坏3里面

197
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主播主播正在记仇呢

198
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还还还祝你还能恭喜一下你呢

199
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主播不骂你就不错了

200
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没有开玩笑的

201
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哎干嘛呀你说哎

202
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主播我的198准备好了

203
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然后然后然后主播

204
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我准备好冲进崩坏3了

205
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你告诉我干嘛

206
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沸羊羊你真粗鲁哈哈哈哈哈哈

207
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哎那个沸羊羊你真粗鲁

208
00:10:01,566 --> 00:10:03,499
不是说那集不是那样的吗

209
00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:06,866
是是是沸羊羊先把先把

210
00:10:06,866 --> 00:10:09,133
鼻涕抹在美羊羊身上吗

211
00:10:09,133 --> 00:10:11,666
不是说不是说美羊羊被沸羊羊欺负了

212
00:10:11,666 --> 00:10:12,933
他才那么说的吗

213
00:10:13,066 --> 00:10:14,533
欢迎顾怀他是不是

214
00:10:16,100 --> 00:10:19,333
不是那集然后沸羊羊先欺负了美羊羊

215
00:10:19,333 --> 00:10:21,733
美羊羊跟他生气发火了

216
00:10:21,766 --> 00:10:23,399
才会那么讲的吗

217
00:10:23,900 --> 00:10:27,466
包括那个双面龟和小美好像也是

218
00:10:27,466 --> 00:10:29,599
有有三减一的情况在呀

219
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没有没有你198还在啊这样子

220
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like you

221
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不行这玩意太酸了

222
00:10:40,366 --> 00:10:42,999
我不该在上播之前喝这个的

223
00:10:44,766 --> 00:10:47,933
我本来想着你看早上虽然不是早上

224
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早上起来工作

225
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打一杯呃浓淡相宜的这个

226
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色泽上乘的柠檬水伴随着煮包

227
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开启活力满满的一天

228
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结果呢这开启的是个毛啊

229
00:11:02,866 --> 00:11:05,766
酸死了我操早上起来喝白醋是吧

230
00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:08,199
我现在理解咖啡倒了你知道吧

231
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谢谢金宝的收破菜送给你阿里个头

232
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谢谢谢谢

233
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谢谢金宝的人气主播

234
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主播我的198也准备好了哎

235
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你看到我奖励他你心生羡慕

236
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于是从198里面拆出了30个圆子

237
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然后然后然后然后哈哈哈哈哈哈哎

238
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让主播

239
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让主播也狠狠那个什么你一下是吧

240
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哈哈哈说吧你这198主播拿来干什么呀

241
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走嗨好嗨哟走走走嗯

242
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早上吃一壶大红袍

243
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喝茶米喝茶米是不是

244
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是不是年龄都比较大呀

245
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感觉早上起来很少有人喝茶哎

246
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是因为茶的性质他不适合空腹喝吗

247
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啊

248
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早上起来有有喝果汁的有喝柠檬水的

249
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但是就是很少见到喝茶哎

250
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不管是国人还是外国人

251
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欢迎班班早

252
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欢迎我内心哥斯拉早上好

253
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你的198也准备好了老头还79

254
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反正你们你们的198都

255
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不是给主播准备的

256
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哎呀算了大家开心就好了

257
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要不再买点游戏啊刺激主播是吧

258
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你跟主播说198准备好了对吧

259
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你跟主播相关的

260
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你居然不是准备给我的东东

261
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给你俩吃

262
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早茶正落

263
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早茶不是主要吃点心还有那个

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嗯

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早茶不是主要吃点心的吗

266
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原来真的是主要喝茶的吗

267
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他不是茶楼会收那个茶味费吗

268
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然后那个茶

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呃大家真的是奔着那个茶去的呀

270
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我主播不懂

271
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主播不是纯纯的广东人

272
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但是主播吃过那个当地的早茶店

273
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感觉大家都是奔着吃点心去的

274
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你的198也准备好了

275
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扁桃体发炎买药去了

276
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该该该早该买药了

277
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早该买买了

278
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嗨老赵早上好呢我还要早早早

279
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看心情和时间决定喝什么

280
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早上起来喝茶不会胃疼吗

281
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就像我我那个什么

282
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我喝点柠檬水我操浓度兑太高了

283
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感觉可以再兑一倍的水啊

284
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他就没有那个

285
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柠檬水那种应该回甘的味道

286
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饭店的那种

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一片柠檬

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然后一泡

289
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这一壶水都稍微带那么一点柠檬味

290
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然后又不是很酸

291
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这是怎么做到的呀我好想知道

292
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我每次一泡柠檬水

293
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要么就淡到毛线也喝不出来

294
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要么就酸到跟醋一样我操我受不了了

295
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98我这198只剩60块了

296
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分了我138年谢谢

297
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太照顾猫咪了

298
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欢迎新海早上好

299
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我也不是喝下午茶

300
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谁

301
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谁一边吃那个钱马海龙一边喝下午茶

302
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反正我是不干我是不干

303
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没有这个说法呀

304
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我最多下午的时候补个零食吃

305
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嗯陪伴

306
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早安宝宝早安梦想

307
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今天早上起来喉咙

308
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痛什么时候超美是3D恩造碳水

309
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还是2D造吧2D造大家大家不会看到啊

310
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主播吃饭有的时候

311
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哎呦我觉得我吃相一点都不优雅

312
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所以我我其实一个人出去约饭

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就

314
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就假如说需要确立一个第一印象的话

315
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我都会尽量避免

316
00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:53,966
就是去吃什么粉啊面啊

317
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然后什么什么需要上手的

318
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什么螃蟹啊这些东西

319
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因为我担心我的吃相不够优雅

320
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万一对面是懂行的

321
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万一对面是懂吃的然后我

322
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人家非常优雅的这个这个吃完了

323
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然后一张嘴

324
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一抬头看到我吃一口面啊擦一口嘴

325
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这这多不好看啊

326
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哎呦

327
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想到那个故事了谢谢

328
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我操

329
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这主播真叫太损是吧

330
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谢谢无极郑老爷的是个汉堡包啊

331
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对不是吧

332
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什么什么什么都不能这么吃汉堡呀

333
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真的真的真的哎呦

334
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等下给大家讲讲这边的汉堡

335
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欢迎帅猴子早上好美艳的亲和子

336
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我还要念

337
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你高中的时候

338
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早上起来泡茶喝提神会对胃会好吗

339
00:15:46,966 --> 00:15:50,666
喝茶喝多了是容易结石吧我记得好像

340
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嗯加点蜂蜜猫猫猫猫没蜂蜜只有蜂糖

341
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啊蜂糖挺甜的我要不要试试看

342
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你加在里面

343
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等等下我试试看

344
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加在里面哦

345
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嗯谢谢老郑的4个汉堡包

346
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什么碳水恩造呀我操

347
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哈哈哈

348
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吃饭还这么讲究什么大小姐不好吃

349
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你你作为主播这种每天啊昼伏夜出

350
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他们昼夜出是人类的好朋友

351
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像主播这种昼夜夜出的人

352
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主播这种昼伏日出的人

353
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每次半夜3点饿的不行

354
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家里面冰箱一翻空空如也

355
00:16:27,566 --> 00:16:29,266
一打开外卖软件

356
00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:32,299
三大天王一个汉堡王

357
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一个麦当劳一个肯德基啊

358
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没了就这三玩意

359
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然后你天天就

360
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盯着麦当劳那个午夜套餐好

361
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30刀还是20刀

362
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给你什么3杯饮料3份小食

363
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4个汉堡

364
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再加上什么薯条

365
00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:53,366
什么乱七八糟的这些东西啊

366
00:16:54,133 --> 00:16:56,766
然后你把室友叫起来哎哎点外卖的

367
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一起吃然后

368
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吃啊啊啊

369
00:16:59,666 --> 00:17:01,366
然后大家就相顾无言的

370
00:17:01,366 --> 00:17:03,133
坐在这个桌子边上啃汉堡

371
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啃完了之后互相道个晚安上楼睡觉

372
00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:09,299
这种日子很烂的好不好啊

373
00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:11,866
加拿大这边最便宜的那个汉堡

374
00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:15,866
他是3刀左右一个吧大概就是相当于

375
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国内麦当劳那个那个那个

376
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12块

377
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12块一加1随心配里面能选的那个双层

378
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即是汉堡

379
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:25,400
但还没有那个好吃呢

380
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:28,933
说实话就很干两片面包

381
00:17:29,066 --> 00:17:31,899
一层酱啊有的连芝士都没有

382
00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:34,733
再加一个肉饼没了没有什么菜之类的

383
00:17:35,133 --> 00:17:37,966
然后他就很很无趣很无聊

384
00:17:37,966 --> 00:17:39,133
很无味你知道吧

385
00:17:39,133 --> 00:17:42,066
哈哈哈但这个汉堡真的很小

386
00:17:42,066 --> 00:17:44,366
所以应该一次确实能吃4个

387
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:48,333
怎么这么像你跟室友半夜点烧烤

388
00:17:48,366 --> 00:17:51,599
烧烤是一种好东西啊

389
00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:55,533
但是什么呢但是但是汉堡真的不是

390
00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:57,733
真的不好吃但是

391
00:17:58,933 --> 00:18:02,566
就是什么东西每天每天每天按照

392
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:05,600
每天按照都会变得一点都不幸福

393
00:18:07,133 --> 00:18:09,399
尤其是牛肉饼的那个口感

394
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,266
他真的很很糙

395
00:18:11,733 --> 00:18:12,566
怎么说呢

396
00:18:12,566 --> 00:18:13,266
我也不知道

397
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:15,499
大家有没有比较喜欢吃牛肉汉堡的

398
00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:17,000
这种这种情况存在

399
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,366
反正我真的不喜欢

400
00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:22,333
小猫不会是肥宅吧宅都是宅啊

401
00:18:23,266 --> 00:18:28,299
黄昏飘落的枫叶像思念

402
00:18:28,866 --> 00:18:31,299
小卖部里面卖的那种半成品

403
00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:32,266
不都是那种

404
00:18:32,266 --> 00:18:33,799
叫什么呃

405
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,266
热狗香肠面包

406
00:18:35,266 --> 00:18:37,399
结果拆开之后是一整个面包再

407
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,900
加上边上一个带着塑料薄膜的

408
00:18:40,133 --> 00:18:41,699
带着外包装的

409
00:18:41,766 --> 00:18:43,799
呃小狗肠那种东西吗

410
00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:45,166
好多都是那样的

411
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,100
看看小飞柱

412
00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:49,600
哈哈哈

413
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:52,600
主播明天明天明天明天也超美丽

414
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:53,933
三弟小飞柱

415
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:56,099
然后然后炒一个大的

416
00:18:56,133 --> 00:18:58,533
大家就帮我把论坛一贯啊

417
00:18:58,866 --> 00:19:03,066
我操这种肥宅也可以套皮片

418
00:19:03,066 --> 00:19:05,299
片片宅宅们的米了

419
00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:07,100
围圈真的是烂完了

420
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:08,533
让大家给我炒一个大的

421
00:19:08,533 --> 00:19:10,799
富主播直播间截图123了

422
00:19:10,933 --> 00:19:12,466
然后主播第二天

423
00:19:12,466 --> 00:19:14,866
第三天然后等这个炒大一点

424
00:19:15,366 --> 00:19:19,099
再发黑点视频大家我被网爆了

425
00:19:19,133 --> 00:19:20,366
然后然后呃

426
00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:21,900
等呗

427
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,266
你喜欢吃牛肉汉堡

428
00:19:25,266 --> 00:19:27,766
不是他这个东西有有说法的

429
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,900
有那种切碎了的牛肉

430
00:19:29,900 --> 00:19:32,200
搅碎了之后压成牛肉饼的

431
00:19:32,733 --> 00:19:36,066
还有那种比较鲜一点比较新鲜一点的

432
00:19:36,066 --> 00:19:37,766
不知道你吃的是哪一种

433
00:19:37,766 --> 00:19:40,366
但是反正这两种我都吃腻歪了

434
00:19:40,733 --> 00:19:42,166
真的好难吃啊

435
00:19:42,166 --> 00:19:46,133
因为这东西最快而且是相对最便宜的

436
00:19:46,133 --> 00:19:49,099
因为他是标准化的一个流程啊

437
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:52,400
所以他真的就不是特别贵吧

438
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:57,333
什么时候不要笑挑战一想到

439
00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:00,333
一想到主播主播很快就能炒作成功

440
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:03,066
我笑的花都出来了怎么才能不要笑呢

441
00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:12,566
应该拍那种视频啊

442
00:20:13,566 --> 00:20:14,866
在加拿大

443
00:20:15,966 --> 00:20:18,399
什么在加拿大的呃

444
00:20:18,733 --> 00:20:20,966
普通独栋社区

445
00:20:21,166 --> 00:20:22,999
随机报门牌号

446
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:27,133
撬开一家邻居的门去蹭饭会发生什么

447
00:20:27,133 --> 00:20:27,399
不是

448
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:30,500
这得多盛说多盛牛才能看出来这种啊

449
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:31,333
有没有这种

450
00:20:31,566 --> 00:20:34,666
随机去陌生人家里面蹭饭的条件啊

451
00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:38,299
还有包括什么在外面呃直播

452
00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:40,300
然后去火锅店

453
00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:42,966
什么拿自己做的肉跟隔壁换菜

454
00:20:42,966 --> 00:20:45,399
拿自己做的菜跟隔壁换肉

455
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:46,966
我操这得多

456
00:20:47,066 --> 00:20:49,966
这得多么多么多么的那个什么

457
00:20:49,966 --> 00:20:51,399
这得多射射牛啊

458
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,800
才能干出来这种事情我受不了了

459
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:56,366
款式为销魂

460
00:20:56,366 --> 00:20:59,499
有随机以物换物那是综艺节目吧

461
00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:03,500
怕都是剧本我感觉都是提前先说好的

462
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:05,466
然后大家排练完了

463
00:21:05,466 --> 00:21:07,299
搞不好那个演员他都是

464
00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:09,933
他都是自己的朋友了你知道吧

465
00:21:10,133 --> 00:21:12,799
我已经准备好25号听到自己羞耻

466
00:21:12,866 --> 00:21:14,066
跑音的歌了

467
00:21:14,066 --> 00:21:15,933
不要在意不要在意

468
00:21:15,933 --> 00:21:16,733
我们有

469
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:20,900
专门为了为了这种情况准备的奖项啊

470
00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:23,100
不要在意我们有奖的

471
00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:27,700
我们有那个超级难听奖懂不懂

472
00:21:27,700 --> 00:21:29,266
超级难听奖

473
00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:34,466
敲开门发现当地啊不不不不

474
00:21:34,466 --> 00:21:35,666
肯定不可能的

475
00:21:35,666 --> 00:21:38,866
这东西是违法的是犯罪犯罪行为

476
00:21:39,266 --> 00:21:41,766
圣光老师投稿了吗老郑

477
00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:44,866
去年主播直播间给主播投稿了

478
00:21:44,866 --> 00:21:48,899
今年可能都已经回归生活懂吧

479
00:21:48,900 --> 00:21:51,000
可能已经回归生活了

480
00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:53,700
因为v这个东西他是消耗品

481
00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:55,500
不是说我是消耗品

482
00:21:55,566 --> 00:21:57,466
而是说你一个爱好

483
00:21:57,466 --> 00:21:59,899
你可能你就没有办法一直持续那么长

484
00:21:59,900 --> 00:22:00,533
时间

485
00:22:00,533 --> 00:22:03,733
你去年深夜的时候天天通宵看米耶

486
00:22:03,733 --> 00:22:06,566
咪呀但是米耶咪呀没有做错什么

487
00:22:06,566 --> 00:22:07,733
你也没有做什么

488
00:22:07,733 --> 00:22:09,866
但可能随着你的年龄增长

489
00:22:10,166 --> 00:22:12,599
对吧随着你的这个这个

490
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:14,600
这个兴趣爱好的改变

491
00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:16,800
你12岁时候喜欢玩小汽车

492
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:19,133
14岁喜欢看特色片

493
00:22:19,266 --> 00:22:20,766
16岁的时候呢

494
00:22:20,766 --> 00:22:22,933
喜欢研究水母这东西

495
00:22:22,933 --> 00:22:24,966
唯一就像你18岁的一个

496
00:22:25,166 --> 00:22:26,799
夜间电台的爱好一样

497
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:27,733
可能到了20岁

498
00:22:27,733 --> 00:22:29,566
他又会被什么东西取代掉

499
00:22:29,566 --> 00:22:31,899
这不是你的错也不是我的错

500
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,300
对吧你已经回归生活

501
00:22:34,300 --> 00:22:35,966
你回归个锤子你给我回来

502
00:22:35,966 --> 00:22:36,666
不许回归

503
00:22:36,666 --> 00:22:38,766
哈哈哈你给我回来

504
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,000
哎是的我已经回归生活了

505
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,200
不许回归生活

506
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:45,466
干嘛人人都在这了不就想我挽留吗

507
00:22:45,733 --> 00:22:46,533
水母是吧

508
00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:48,933
水母怎么了骂谁变老东西了

509
00:22:48,933 --> 00:22:51,899
直播间最老的东西难道不是我吗

510
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,333
啊我已经第三个圣诞节了

511
00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:58,133
直播间最老的东西是我哈哈哈

512
00:22:58,900 --> 00:23:01,400
我都已经开着直播机

513
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:03,900
度过了3个圣诞节了

514
00:23:03,933 --> 00:23:04,733
这这

515
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:07,466
这3个圣诞节啊

516
00:23:07,466 --> 00:23:09,866
没有一个圣诞节有小男人

517
00:23:09,866 --> 00:23:11,933
没有一个圣诞节有小女友

518
00:23:11,933 --> 00:23:12,733
哎呦

519
00:23:12,900 --> 00:23:15,933
天天就坐在这里直播给大家抽奖

520
00:23:15,933 --> 00:23:18,666
听大家唱歌跟大家聊天

521
00:23:18,666 --> 00:23:22,333
已经3年了这不最老的东西是我

522
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:27,100
哈哈哈我才是老东西谁也别跟我抢啊

523
00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:30,666
猫猫猫咪在呢在呢

524
00:23:30,766 --> 00:23:33,499
不是你不找我不找我屁我不找我

525
00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:35,900
锤子主播能教教我怎么过圣诞节吗

526
00:23:35,900 --> 00:23:36,700
我不知道

527
00:23:36,766 --> 00:23:37,999
我第一年是原有啊

528
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,300
我圣诞节的时候忘了

529
00:23:39,466 --> 00:23:42,933
给大家抽了可丽的蹦蹦炸弹水杯

530
00:23:42,933 --> 00:23:47,899
还抽了什么大月卡小月卡哈哈哈哈

531
00:23:48,466 --> 00:23:51,099
第二年第二年的时候

532
00:23:51,100 --> 00:23:54,666
第二年的时候就是开了水友哥回来

533
00:23:54,666 --> 00:23:56,799
今年也打算水友哥回来

534
00:23:57,266 --> 00:23:59,899
没事你们全去争超级难听吧

535
00:23:59,900 --> 00:24:01,666
天籁之音就给我吧

536
00:24:01,733 --> 00:24:03,666
主要每年12月这个时候

537
00:24:03,666 --> 00:24:05,199
恰好我都在直播

538
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:06,466
然后除了12月之外

539
00:24:06,466 --> 00:24:08,533
我都有停播很长时间这种情况

540
00:24:08,533 --> 00:24:11,199
或者干脆就毕业了走人了这种情况

541
00:24:11,466 --> 00:24:12,266
嗯

542
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:17,600
超级难听我可不要我要最难听

543
00:24:17,700 --> 00:24:19,100
那你要是夺冠了

544
00:24:19,100 --> 00:24:21,200
你要夺得最难听的怪我就给你

545
00:24:21,300 --> 00:24:23,366
往你奖杯上刻最难听点

546
00:24:23,366 --> 00:24:27,533
主要超级难听是四个字比较压压点

547
00:24:27,533 --> 00:24:28,333
你知道吧

548
00:24:29,166 --> 00:24:31,099
哈尔那个作品我听了

549
00:24:31,100 --> 00:24:32,766
哈尔是哈尔是最季节

550
00:24:32,766 --> 00:24:35,166
哈尔是我收到第一个投稿哈哈哈

551
00:24:35,166 --> 00:24:37,333
所以我收到我就直接听了呀

552
00:24:37,333 --> 00:24:40,099
可能有有竞争天籁之音的能力啊

553
00:24:40,100 --> 00:24:43,300
可以主播如何评价鱼黄夺冠

554
00:24:43,466 --> 00:24:45,366
我们嘴里面的鱼黄就像大

555
00:24:45,366 --> 00:24:46,999
家嘴里面的猫猫一样

556
00:24:47,100 --> 00:24:48,900
今天是一个人明天是一个人

557
00:24:48,900 --> 00:24:50,166
后天又是一个人

558
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,900
人家人家人家不是评委

559
00:24:52,933 --> 00:24:54,699
评委主不是都叫他心海吗

560
00:24:54,700 --> 00:24:56,000
不是都叫心海吗

561
00:24:56,533 --> 00:24:57,533
偷听是吧

562
00:24:57,533 --> 00:24:58,566
什么偷听呀

563
00:24:58,566 --> 00:25:01,699
你给我的头可你还不许我听呢

564
00:25:02,066 --> 00:25:03,299
这个最难听

565
00:25:03,300 --> 00:25:04,933
是自然唱出的最难听

566
00:25:04,933 --> 00:25:06,133
还是搞怪的最难听

567
00:25:06,133 --> 00:25:08,933
就不是刻意往不好听的去唱的

568
00:25:09,066 --> 00:25:10,099
就是那种

569
00:25:11,733 --> 00:25:15,099
像主包一样明明很努力明明努力过

570
00:25:15,100 --> 00:25:16,100
明明不甘心

571
00:25:16,100 --> 00:25:17,100
明明还在等

572
00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:19,866
却偏要假装找都不痛就是那种

573
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:24,900
那就我不好说了那种啊创意呀搞怪呀

574
00:25:24,933 --> 00:25:25,999
或者说一些

575
00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:26,999
啊充满感情

576
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,166
没有技巧啊什么什么之类的

577
00:25:29,166 --> 00:25:31,666
这种这种这种都都有可能啊

578
00:25:31,666 --> 00:25:33,966
因为要根据现场听感觉的

579
00:25:33,966 --> 00:25:35,866
你不到最后一秒永远不知道

580
00:25:35,900 --> 00:25:38,400
哪位重量级的观众会凭着自己

581
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:39,866
天生的优势拿下

582
00:25:39,866 --> 00:25:41,866
这个最难听讲一直多亏啊

583
00:25:41,866 --> 00:25:42,799
这很正常的

584
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:47,000
嗯人家本来就是鱼有好多鱼与雷

585
00:25:47,566 --> 00:25:48,366
过你

586
00:25:50,566 --> 00:25:51,999
人家本来就是

587
00:25:52,933 --> 00:25:54,066
我想想

588
00:25:55,533 --> 00:25:59,466
好像挺好的吧好像挺好的

589
00:26:01,100 --> 00:26:04,533
如何评价安妮被娜美反杀

590
00:26:05,266 --> 00:26:06,766
我记得那个什么呀

591
00:26:06,766 --> 00:26:08,266
我记得我记得我记得

592
00:26:08,266 --> 00:26:10,699
安妮是不是嗓子有问题来着

593
00:26:10,700 --> 00:26:12,266
就是他他他

594
00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:15,000
他在比赛之前是不是有状况啊

595
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,666
在这谢谢主播美颜面啊

596
00:26:16,666 --> 00:26:19,533
怎么登现实的文榜虚拟主播榜TOP10

597
00:26:20,300 --> 00:26:22,366
啊谢谢好的你挨个走

598
00:26:22,733 --> 00:26:25,333
猫猫要不要学一下笼子和战鹰

599
00:26:25,333 --> 00:26:28,799
那人家是有有一些那个什么在身上的

600
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:29,700
有一些

601
00:26:32,100 --> 00:26:32,900
怎么说呢

602
00:26:32,900 --> 00:26:35,066
有一些标签在身上的

603
00:26:35,066 --> 00:26:40,299
人家是那个本来就是很很厉害的那种

604
00:26:40,466 --> 00:26:43,199
然后他去玩抽象他有一些

605
00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:47,500
反差在身上他才会引发大家的注意

606
00:26:48,166 --> 00:26:50,266
主播这样的没有什么

607
00:26:50,266 --> 00:26:51,299
能力的想抱

608
00:26:51,300 --> 00:26:53,900
玩抽象只会被说抽象鬼屋

609
00:26:54,333 --> 00:26:55,933
但是人家玩抽象

610
00:26:55,933 --> 00:26:58,733
因为人家有正正正正宠的身份

611
00:26:58,733 --> 00:27:00,566
所以人家就是与民同乐

612
00:27:00,900 --> 00:27:02,666
就这样的感觉你懂吧

613
00:27:02,666 --> 00:27:03,466
嗯

614
00:27:03,866 --> 00:27:07,366
人家是骑手不一样的主业不是这个

615
00:27:07,366 --> 00:27:10,066
这东西搞成副业那怎么样都好

616
00:27:10,066 --> 00:27:13,399
那搞成主业那那成啥了哈哈哈

617
00:27:13,466 --> 00:27:17,299
搞成主业成啥了那不成塑料穿了我操

618
00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:19,866
不成天皇了

619
00:27:21,333 --> 00:27:23,999
我把这放大点我总觉得我好小啊

620
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,966
我现在特别想占据直播间的半壁江山

621
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,966
我我声音大是因为声音大

622
00:27:29,966 --> 00:27:31,099
欢迎进来梦想

623
00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:32,900
洗手是主页是吧

624
00:27:32,900 --> 00:27:34,166
对以后建议建议

625
00:27:34,166 --> 00:27:35,099
可以那什么

626
00:27:35,133 --> 00:27:37,899
可以可以去柯杰的餐厅跑外卖捏

627
00:27:37,900 --> 00:27:40,066
欢迎弟弟早上好五花肉

628
00:27:42,300 --> 00:27:44,566
唱的方便不自然就没意思

629
00:27:44,566 --> 00:27:47,299
得看情况得看情况比如你要是

630
00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:48,800
尽情翻唱

631
00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:51,066
蕾丝的那个什么呀

632
00:27:51,066 --> 00:27:52,533
你要尽情翻唱

633
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,400
翻唱蕾丝的那个

634
00:27:54,466 --> 00:27:58,366
啊那那这个这个这个这个主播就

635
00:27:59,333 --> 00:28:01,066
呃主播也也也

636
00:28:01,666 --> 00:28:03,799
也不知道能不能那什么哎呦

637
00:28:04,133 --> 00:28:06,333
小小的香香的啊

638
00:28:06,333 --> 00:28:08,533
是挺小的是是不太大哈

639
00:28:12,366 --> 00:28:15,333
不是肩窄是这围脖太宽了

640
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:19,766
是你看这样看就正常了吧这不是肩窄

641
00:28:20,566 --> 00:28:22,999
不你现在怎么要弹的开我是吧

642
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,866
你在直播间终极次申请女人连麦

643
00:28:25,900 --> 00:28:28,733
别点连麦了别点别点连麦了

644
00:28:28,733 --> 00:28:30,666
哎呦我先把这功能关了吧

645
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:34,200
米燕瑞平站应该去给柯杰的三进

646
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:35,800
三厅送外卖

647
00:28:36,066 --> 00:28:37,699
没有没有没有主播

648
00:28:37,700 --> 00:28:40,366
没有没有这么讲你可别别搞主播啊

649
00:28:40,366 --> 00:28:44,499
哈哈哈紫色猫猫小小的大脑袋大

650
00:28:44,500 --> 00:28:48,133
把围脖一摘他就他就不大了

651
00:28:49,300 --> 00:28:53,733
把围脖摘了他就不带了哪带了没带了

652
00:28:53,733 --> 00:28:56,199
真是毒啊哼

653
00:28:56,966 --> 00:28:59,266
嗯欢迎老庙

654
00:29:00,933 --> 00:29:04,066
忽然看到这功能所以点了大家都是

655
00:29:04,066 --> 00:29:06,899
一好奇特别好奇一下就点这个

656
00:29:06,900 --> 00:29:08,800
然后我这边就会有弹窗

657
00:29:08,933 --> 00:29:11,999
我不点掉我还做不了别的操作哎呦

658
00:29:12,166 --> 00:29:13,933
好几次都是这样的

659
00:29:14,533 --> 00:29:15,933
发现连麦就马上

660
00:29:15,933 --> 00:29:17,666
我知道我知道我开玩笑的

661
00:29:17,666 --> 00:29:20,199
这个功能好像还挺容易误触的

662
00:29:20,333 --> 00:29:23,166
因为我一天能被误触三四次

663
00:29:24,366 --> 00:29:26,899
有些人点进我直播间从来不跟我说话

664
00:29:26,900 --> 00:29:28,366
哎呀我一看就发现

665
00:29:28,466 --> 00:29:31,366
发现发现他误触了主播如何评价你

666
00:29:31,366 --> 00:29:34,999
早饭两摁涮两块大鸡排

667
00:29:35,733 --> 00:29:39,533
无敌郑老爷早餐恩炫鸡排

668
00:29:39,933 --> 00:29:43,099
尽显养生本色美艳蜜雅

669
00:29:43,466 --> 00:29:45,966
晚上狂喝柠檬水

670
00:29:46,166 --> 00:29:47,599
呃这个这个

671
00:29:47,766 --> 00:29:50,566
凸显逮捕颓势啊这个怎么样

672
00:29:50,566 --> 00:29:53,066
上下联对的好吧哈哈哈

673
00:29:53,966 --> 00:29:56,133
哎这个有吐舌头呀

674
00:29:56,133 --> 00:29:57,166
啊有的

675
00:29:57,500 --> 00:30:00,866
我是我是想比个比个鬼脸来着哈哈哈

676
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:01,800
哎

677
00:30:02,566 --> 00:30:03,999
我都不知道你知道吧

678
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,966
主播你天天霸占我首页

679
00:30:06,566 --> 00:30:08,066
想不看不行

680
00:30:08,066 --> 00:30:09,933
可以可以可以没问题啊

681
00:30:10,500 --> 00:30:12,166
上首页是系统的推送

682
00:30:12,166 --> 00:30:13,599
点进来是你个人的行为

683
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:17,200
跟绵绵无关哈哈哈切哥切哥哈哈哈

684
00:30:22,900 --> 00:30:24,066
狠狠切歌呢

685
00:30:26,133 --> 00:30:27,499
对着个美颜

686
00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:29,366
美颜让肺拉不开

687
00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:32,300
哼

688
00:30:35,133 --> 00:30:37,166
你怎么哎怎么这么攻击我呀

689
00:30:37,166 --> 00:30:38,966
你是不是晚上通宵了呀

690
00:30:39,266 --> 00:30:41,866
你早上怎么吃的下两块大鸡排

691
00:30:41,866 --> 00:30:43,133
这种油炸食品的

692
00:30:43,133 --> 00:30:44,699
你是不是晚上通宵了

693
00:30:44,933 --> 00:30:47,499
只有晚上通宵了的人才能吃得下

694
00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:48,866
这种东西啊

695
00:30:49,933 --> 00:30:51,299
主播是真的卷

696
00:30:51,300 --> 00:30:53,300
不卷就没法生存了

697
00:30:53,300 --> 00:30:56,100
弹弹开弹弹开一组弹弹开

698
00:30:56,300 --> 00:30:59,133
主播再不卷已经要干掉了

699
00:30:59,133 --> 00:31:01,599
本来就够底边的了

700
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:04,566
底边再不努力努力那不更干了

701
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:05,666
爱我就

702
00:31:06,733 --> 00:31:08,066
爱我就爱你

703
00:31:08,066 --> 00:31:09,599
这是小惊喜

704
00:31:10,166 --> 00:31:14,299
我昨天我去那个数据网站看了一下

705
00:31:14,766 --> 00:31:16,899
他们说统计了一下

706
00:31:16,966 --> 00:31:20,566
微穿目前摆件的主包

707
00:31:20,933 --> 00:31:26,199
好像有234个还是238个来着

708
00:31:26,466 --> 00:31:29,766
啊这个数字有一点点超乎我的预料啊

709
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,766
因为有的时候无论是早上还是晚上

710
00:31:32,766 --> 00:31:34,499
无论是下午还是凌晨

711
00:31:34,533 --> 00:31:36,266
我总能看到首页

712
00:31:36,266 --> 00:31:37,899
有那么一页一页一页

713
00:31:37,900 --> 00:31:39,300
划都划不完的摆件

714
00:31:39,300 --> 00:31:40,400
主播在播

715
00:31:40,966 --> 00:31:43,133
有的时候我觉得就是摆件

716
00:31:43,133 --> 00:31:45,533
想一想按照比例啊想一想

717
00:31:45,733 --> 00:31:51,466
可能他是前500%分之甚至3%对吧

718
00:31:52,266 --> 00:31:56,099
这个数字看起来又多又少的你知道吧

719
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:59,300
谢谢无敌郑老爷的5个快乐水

720
00:31:59,866 --> 00:32:01,899
主播家里的可乐已经喝完了

721
00:32:01,900 --> 00:32:03,766
并且不打算再买了

722
00:32:04,266 --> 00:32:07,199
2022年不再喝碳酸饮料

723
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:10,133
如果主包喝了主包就是小狗

724
00:32:11,933 --> 00:32:13,499
不行真的不能再喝了

725
00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:16,500
老喝碳酸饮料对胃的压力太大了

726
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:20,566
激素大主播你一直是头部主播啊

727
00:32:20,966 --> 00:32:24,399
但是很多时候你就这么卷卷完了之后

728
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,266
你的成绩你就只会盯着摆件

729
00:32:27,266 --> 00:32:29,299
主播就假如你上到摆件

730
00:32:29,300 --> 00:32:30,766
有的那个摆件标之后

731
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,500
这东西就一既像你的荣耀啊

732
00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:35,366
又像你的心魔一样

733
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:37,866
你要是一下从摆件掉下去了

734
00:32:37,866 --> 00:32:38,699
你那个压力

735
00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:41,066
然后哐哐哐哐一下就很大呀

736
00:32:41,166 --> 00:32:43,733
你要是稳得住摆件你就眉开眼笑

737
00:32:43,733 --> 00:32:45,566
稳不住摆件你就又哭又闹

738
00:32:45,566 --> 00:32:47,533
好多都是这样的真的

739
00:32:49,466 --> 00:32:52,499
主播你一直都是大头主播呀咦

740
00:32:53,066 --> 00:32:56,466
哈哈哈干嘛我这好像被人拿下了

741
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,500
哎呦他们不打是吧

742
00:32:58,500 --> 00:32:59,600
还挺好的

743
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:02,733
米拉最强米拉是谁

744
00:33:04,766 --> 00:33:06,299
米拉最强

745
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:07,700
米拉是达人

746
00:33:08,933 --> 00:33:09,733
啊

747
00:33:15,866 --> 00:33:17,133
在我的直播间

748
00:33:17,133 --> 00:33:18,799
公然叫出别的女人的名字

749
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,900
让你有种被折的快感是吧

750
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,700
没呀最强

751
00:33:23,733 --> 00:33:26,699
反正不是老子是吧哈哈哈

752
00:33:26,700 --> 00:33:29,500
哎呦气死我了你们就给我气过去了

753
00:33:29,566 --> 00:33:30,799
主播气变身了

754
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,366
一会一会气的变成圣诞树

755
00:33:32,366 --> 00:33:33,666
趴在直播间不起来

756
00:33:33,666 --> 00:33:36,166
哈哈哈你最强

757
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:37,800
啊

758
00:33:38,300 --> 00:33:40,666
受不了了哎呦我受不了了受不了

759
00:33:40,666 --> 00:33:41,866
打击太大了

760
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000
米亚最强我呢

761
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,566
就不能夸夸我吗

762
00:33:45,566 --> 00:33:47,533
哈哈哈你们在别的直播间

763
00:33:47,533 --> 00:33:49,999
这么欺负那个直播间的主播啊

764
00:33:50,100 --> 00:33:53,333
啊咪啦最强米亚最强

765
00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:55,933
哈哈哈呀咪最强

766
00:33:56,533 --> 00:33:59,166
哎呦这个m i

767
00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:02,500
y a这四个字母排列组合

768
00:34:03,666 --> 00:34:05,699
你在v圈喊一声

769
00:34:05,700 --> 00:34:07,200
这四个字母的排列组合

770
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,066
能有100个女人回头看你是吧

771
00:34:09,066 --> 00:34:09,933
哈哈哈

772
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,100
你不是via吗

773
00:34:12,100 --> 00:34:14,533
就像那个英文名里面那个安娜

774
00:34:14,566 --> 00:34:17,166
安娜还有那个什么丽丽一样

775
00:34:17,166 --> 00:34:19,466
又常见又老土是吧

776
00:34:19,733 --> 00:34:22,599
咪咪最强竟然真的是

777
00:34:23,900 --> 00:34:25,466
竟然真恶心

778
00:34:26,900 --> 00:34:28,600
米诺最强

779
00:34:29,666 --> 00:34:31,499
你不是米亚吗

780
00:34:35,566 --> 00:34:36,933
我是妹啊

781
00:34:37,533 --> 00:34:40,966
紫色猫猫能学一下妹模的百万个吻吗

782
00:34:40,966 --> 00:34:43,699
我只听过小高老师的百万个吻

783
00:34:44,333 --> 00:34:47,699
我只听过那个小高老师的百万个吻

784
00:34:48,533 --> 00:34:49,866
我们放一下吧

785
00:34:49,866 --> 00:34:52,399
但是我我只是听过呀你知道吧哎

786
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:55,200
蚂蚁挣钱蚂蚁蚂蚁挣钱

787
00:34:55,300 --> 00:34:56,100
好吧

788
00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:00,166
这是哪个哪个哪个人唱的百万个吻

789
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:06,366
看别的妹妹一唱这个都很很可爱

790
00:35:06,366 --> 00:35:06,966
你知道吧

791
00:35:06,966 --> 00:35:09,866
一唱这个都很甜甜甜甜甜的

792
00:35:09,866 --> 00:35:11,799
我一唱这个估计哎呦

793
00:35:11,900 --> 00:35:12,700
我受不了

794
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,933
主播的唱歌水平啊

795
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:19,266
还是不要难为大家了吧

796
00:35:19,300 --> 00:35:21,400
放过你放过我

797
00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:24,900
我们我们跟彼此和解一下哈哈哈

798
00:35:25,066 --> 00:35:28,299
马有米最强爬吸粉爬

799
00:35:28,366 --> 00:35:31,166
欢迎落雨早上好我还要

800
00:35:33,566 --> 00:35:36,066
千万别唱这个这有什么问题吗

801
00:35:36,933 --> 00:35:38,599
艳艳我扬了

802
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:41,766
么么么么辛苦了好好养病

803
00:35:41,766 --> 00:35:44,899
念陆于没法录歌了没关系没关系

804
00:35:44,900 --> 00:35:46,266
嗓子最重要啊

805
00:35:46,566 --> 00:35:49,333
扬了千万不要不要顶着

806
00:35:49,666 --> 00:35:51,099
就硬录啊

807
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:54,566
主播快唱然后我回归生活

808
00:35:54,566 --> 00:35:56,066
怎么能这样奖励你呢

809
00:35:56,066 --> 00:35:58,999
又能回归生活又能听美颜米亚唱歌

810
00:35:59,000 --> 00:35:59,933
又能被美颜

811
00:35:59,933 --> 00:36:02,566
米亚kiss kiss哪有这个好事呀

812
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:04,766
我才不会奖励你呢

813
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,466
相当于情绵绵超度你

814
00:36:09,466 --> 00:36:10,466
那超度是要

815
00:36:10,666 --> 00:36:13,299
是要是要那什么的是要付出代价的

816
00:36:13,300 --> 00:36:14,333
我才不唱呢

817
00:36:16,133 --> 00:36:17,733
又能回归生活

818
00:36:17,733 --> 00:36:21,699
又能听绵绵唱歌点歌对的

819
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:25,000
行可以就再过来找你啊

820
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:25,766
这灯牌

821
00:36:25,766 --> 00:36:28,399
昨天晚上不是那个聊然后没唱吗

822
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:29,266
今天唱

823
00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:32,533
我多情

824
00:36:32,766 --> 00:36:36,933
我又等等一颗心幻化两个青春

825
00:36:36,933 --> 00:36:38,766
惊动你灵魂哎

826
00:36:38,766 --> 00:36:40,533
这个老歌好有那种

827
00:36:40,533 --> 00:36:43,466
就是80年代90年代的那种

828
00:36:45,766 --> 00:36:48,299
那种很甜很甜的那个感觉

829
00:36:48,300 --> 00:36:49,100
欢迎阿姨

830
00:36:49,733 --> 00:36:53,966
好有八九十年代好甜好甜的那种那种

831
00:36:56,066 --> 00:36:58,366
哎我说不上来反正很有年代感

832
00:36:58,366 --> 00:36:59,799
但是好甜啊这个

833
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:08,333
有首歌叫那个美酒和咖啡

834
00:37:08,333 --> 00:37:10,366
不知道大家有没有听过呀

835
00:37:10,533 --> 00:37:12,566
就有点那种歌的感觉了

836
00:37:12,733 --> 00:37:15,733
欢迎柔米手中的枫叶坐着能点吗

837
00:37:15,966 --> 00:37:18,399
这种这种抽象到家的歌

838
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,066
绝对是不会出错吧

839
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,466
百万个来生哦

840
00:37:22,466 --> 00:37:33,866
kiss kiss kiss

841
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,066
嘴里没味心里刺挠

842
00:37:36,066 --> 00:37:37,866
想听点带劲的怎么着

843
00:37:37,866 --> 00:37:39,199
你想听主播唱个住的

844
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:41,600
然后哐哐冲到厕所狂吐

845
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:42,933
你就舒服了是吧

846
00:37:44,566 --> 00:37:45,999
主播就是你

847
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,866
呃胃肠感冒时候的火香正气水

848
00:37:48,866 --> 00:37:50,799
吐出来舒服多了是吧

849
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,933
我的攻击性总是被激发的不合时宜

850
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:01,533
不如猫猫的糖分甜甜甜啊

851
00:38:01,533 --> 00:38:02,899
刚才没有很跑吧

852
00:38:02,900 --> 00:38:05,000
我觉得好像没有特别跑哎

853
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:08,333
就是哼了一下不许走别走别走

854
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:09,966
夜晚的哀伤

855
00:38:09,966 --> 00:38:12,199
我kiss kiss kiss

856
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,666
我左等我右等

857
00:38:14,666 --> 00:38:15,933
等一颗心

858
00:38:15,933 --> 00:38:17,933
和发亮的青春

859
00:38:17,933 --> 00:38:19,999
真的这么不适合唱这种歌呀

860
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,766
我前两天给自己录那个东一点的那个

861
00:38:22,766 --> 00:38:25,466
那个那个你潇洒我漂亮

862
00:38:25,466 --> 00:38:27,199
对我录那个歌的时候

863
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:30,600
我也是听着听着感觉我身上一股奶味

864
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:33,300
没有那个时光沉淀之后

865
00:38:33,366 --> 00:38:34,166
呃

866
00:38:35,166 --> 00:38:36,266
女人的感觉

867
00:38:36,266 --> 00:38:39,099
没有那个风雨犹存的那个女人的感觉

868
00:38:39,100 --> 00:38:39,933
怎么办呢

869
00:38:39,933 --> 00:38:41,166
不像个女的

870
00:38:41,266 --> 00:38:42,533
主播长得这么大

871
00:38:42,533 --> 00:38:45,333
才第一次思考不像女人怎么办

872
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:46,700
这种事情去百度

873
00:38:46,700 --> 00:38:48,300
百度会给我答案吗

874
00:38:48,466 --> 00:38:51,999
哎呦欢迎笨叫早百万个吻

875
00:38:52,866 --> 00:38:55,399
去百度的话百度会给我答案吗

876
00:38:55,466 --> 00:38:58,499
女生长长到长到17岁零5个月

877
00:38:58,500 --> 00:39:00,066
不像女的怎么办呢

878
00:39:00,566 --> 00:39:04,166
你记得记得当初是来听猫猫唱片赖的

879
00:39:04,166 --> 00:39:05,366
那不挺好听的吗

880
00:39:05,366 --> 00:39:06,666
那还挺好的呀

881
00:39:10,733 --> 00:39:11,766
清一下嗓子

882
00:39:12,133 --> 00:39:14,733
这种这种大哥这种大哥得清一下子

883
00:39:14,733 --> 00:39:16,933
别人的大哥都是开嗓的那种

884
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:20,333
主播的大哥是哈哈哈哎呦这个

885
00:39:20,666 --> 00:39:21,999
这个太大了

886
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,866
百度看病癌症起步

887
00:39:35,366 --> 00:39:38,666
清晨阳光爬过窗帘

888
00:39:38,666 --> 00:39:41,966
西风温暖了我的被我叫醒

889
00:39:41,966 --> 00:39:44,099
没做完的好梦

890
00:39:44,266 --> 00:39:48,099
起身上忙悄然匆匆出门

891
00:39:48,100 --> 00:39:52,766
怕赶不上正点开走的81路狂奔

892
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:58,066
理想他不懂我疲惫眼神怪自己作准

893
00:39:58,066 --> 00:40:01,533
夜睡得开沉脑中不可诞生

894
00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:05,733
体温伴着喘息有点想象

895
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:09,466
窗外吹乱了夏天的风

896
00:40:10,666 --> 00:40:12,933
夕阳晚照轻佻余晖

897
00:40:12,933 --> 00:40:15,099
风在背后温柔的吹

898
00:40:15,100 --> 00:40:17,333
看得见的青春体会

899
00:40:17,333 --> 00:40:19,733
看不见我究竟是谁

900
00:40:21,100 --> 00:40:23,400
这嗓子哑的哎呦哎呦

901
00:40:23,533 --> 00:40:24,399
不行

902
00:40:24,766 --> 00:40:28,066
柠檬水给我下毒了这你们听好痒

903
00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:36,699
这嗓子哎呦我天呐

904
00:40:47,700 --> 00:40:50,066
我唱的是柠檬啊不行不行

905
00:40:50,066 --> 00:40:50,966
嗓子哑了

906
00:40:51,133 --> 00:40:54,133
嗓子哑了嗓子哑了大家能听出来

907
00:40:56,100 --> 00:40:57,400
真不行真不行

908
00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:00,000
真不能再喝了哎呀

909
00:41:05,766 --> 00:41:07,966
唱了主播也容易像主播一样

910
00:41:07,966 --> 00:41:09,999
没事就把嗓子要哑了

911
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:10,800
哎呦

912
00:41:10,866 --> 00:41:14,533
这嗓子没事就哑一下真接受不了

913
00:41:14,533 --> 00:41:15,499
难受啊

914
00:41:24,866 --> 00:41:25,666
啊

915
00:41:27,100 --> 00:41:29,933
d s b的人走了什么意思啊

916
00:41:29,933 --> 00:41:32,399
点这首歌把直播间扔个炸弹

917
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:34,333
人人撤退是吧

918
00:41:35,666 --> 00:41:37,733
哎呦真的是真的是

919
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:38,800
哎呦

920
00:41:39,900 --> 00:41:43,700
查出美人状态是w d l g a的小花

921
00:41:43,700 --> 00:41:46,333
获得两个都是山竹叶的心动卡

922
00:41:47,166 --> 00:41:48,566
不用唱了不用唱了

923
00:41:48,566 --> 00:41:50,166
今天嗓子状态太差了

924
00:41:50,166 --> 00:41:52,299
把这歌唱完我说不出来话

925
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:55,600
这个要夹的那个程度太高了

926
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:56,966
这这太能夹了

927
00:41:56,966 --> 00:41:58,566
受不了受不了

928
00:42:00,900 --> 00:42:03,300
休想逃之夭夭

929
00:42:03,300 --> 00:42:05,533
快进入我的怀抱

930
00:42:05,533 --> 00:42:07,999
人人要赤着骄傲

931
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:13,900
骄傲意识徒劳对抗无可救药

932
00:42:14,333 --> 00:42:19,166
一跳长大嘿呦我跳一头吃了腰

933
00:42:22,566 --> 00:42:25,999
不可以不可以不可以不能再骗人孩子

934
00:42:26,566 --> 00:42:27,899
打灭打灭

935
00:42:28,666 --> 00:42:29,766
不可以念

936
00:42:33,766 --> 00:42:36,999
给土包给土包这嗓子直接堵哑了

937
00:42:37,300 --> 00:42:39,366
你好狠的心啊

938
00:42:44,700 --> 00:42:45,966
刚才我们聊到哪了

939
00:42:45,966 --> 00:42:47,533
米拉大于桃花

940
00:42:47,533 --> 00:42:50,133
这要是被被人家观众看到了

941
00:42:50,133 --> 00:42:53,366
被被被被铁血倒影传看到了

942
00:42:53,666 --> 00:42:56,266
这么狠狠把主播拿下我操

943
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:03,900
感谢我猫猫很甜很可爱糖分糖分

944
00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:08,533
谢谢曼图文风舞女的灯牌感谢支持

945
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:11,100
啊我忽然发现我昨天就没想明白

946
00:43:11,100 --> 00:43:12,000
那个什么呀

947
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:12,800
谢谢

948
00:43:13,666 --> 00:43:14,966
啊不要骗赖

949
00:43:15,300 --> 00:43:18,800
谢谢谢谢婷宝然鲜红的年龄太多

950
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:19,733
我要点歌

951
00:43:19,733 --> 00:43:20,866
我要骗赖

952
00:43:21,533 --> 00:43:23,066
怕你吃什么

953
00:43:24,066 --> 00:43:26,499
当主播不同意点歌的时候

954
00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:28,300
那就给主播打爱心

955
00:43:28,333 --> 00:43:30,666
让主播让主播去除你

956
00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:33,400
谢谢曼图雷锋无你的冲呀

957
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,500
感谢支持卧槽又被拿下

958
00:43:35,933 --> 00:43:37,599
谢谢谢谢欢乐七七生的情书

959
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:39,900
感谢感谢你好的你阿里嘎达

960
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,300
行行行等一下

961
00:43:41,500 --> 00:43:43,800
把这首歌放完歇一下嗓子再唱

962
00:43:44,100 --> 00:43:46,100
这种大哥哎呦

963
00:43:46,733 --> 00:43:48,199
这种大哥

964
00:43:49,566 --> 00:43:50,366
哎

965
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:53,866
这对于主播来说真的很大你知道吗

966
00:43:53,866 --> 00:43:56,966
因为他他要付出太多的情感能量了

967
00:43:56,966 --> 00:43:59,099
等一下等一下稍微稍微缓一下

968
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:00,000
缓出去

969
00:44:02,100 --> 00:44:05,400
主播本来没有很多粉丝团成员的

970
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:07,966
结果忽然一下回到700多了

971
00:44:07,966 --> 00:44:10,466
我想了一下是不是波波罗

972
00:44:10,900 --> 00:44:12,266
波波罗那个抽奖

973
00:44:12,266 --> 00:44:14,466
然后波波罗那边的观众都在给主播

974
00:44:14,466 --> 00:44:15,399
卡牌子了呀

975
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:16,700
谢谢波波罗你

976
00:44:23,366 --> 00:44:26,499
咳咳咳不行不行我不能再咳了

977
00:44:26,500 --> 00:44:29,133
大家我先我先那什么我先闭个麦克吧

978
00:44:29,133 --> 00:44:32,266
沙场中的呼吸

979
00:44:32,866 --> 00:44:34,199
仿佛是

980
00:44:35,500 --> 00:44:39,133
你的耳朵呼吸

981
00:44:39,500 --> 00:44:40,866
吸引回忆

982
00:44:42,100 --> 00:44:44,933
那微笑正常来说应该

983
00:44:44,933 --> 00:44:46,566
觉得嗓子沙哑的时候

984
00:44:46,566 --> 00:44:47,866
是不是不应该咳嗽啊

985
00:44:47,866 --> 00:44:50,066
咳嗽的话会让声带震动

986
00:44:50,466 --> 00:44:52,966
声带一震就干了欢迎冬夜

987
00:44:52,966 --> 00:44:54,299
早上好哟

988
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:56,466
原来人不行了

989
00:44:56,466 --> 00:44:59,166
10分钟就不会来主播这边的

990
00:44:59,166 --> 00:45:03,199
10倍的实在点太多了他们点太多了

991
00:45:03,933 --> 00:45:08,866
跟着你随便你带我到哪里

992
00:45:08,866 --> 00:45:11,766
你的脸慢慢贴近

993
00:45:11,866 --> 00:45:14,933
明天也慢慢地慢慢清晰

994
00:45:14,966 --> 00:45:16,966
我喜欢你爱

995
00:45:17,466 --> 00:45:20,199
主播的10倍的也是有辉煌战绩的

996
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:23,266
你懂吗主播的10倍的是有辉煌战绩的

997
00:45:23,266 --> 00:45:25,566
当年动一就是为了听主播唱

998
00:45:25,566 --> 00:45:27,533
是为了给主播上的总督

999
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,600
抖音你说句话呀

1000
00:45:29,933 --> 00:45:32,799
哈哈哈东一你说句话呗

1001
00:45:33,533 --> 00:45:35,933
这个这个这个这个当年当年

1002
00:45:35,933 --> 00:45:38,466
东一就是因为觉得主播的是那个绝活

1003
00:45:38,466 --> 00:45:41,133
哥然后给主播下了这么多的嗯

1004
00:45:44,100 --> 00:45:45,766
不要硬壳不要干壳

1005
00:45:45,766 --> 00:45:48,366
那控制不住啊道理都知道

1006
00:45:48,366 --> 00:45:51,533
真的道理都知道但你真的控制不了

1007
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:54,066
欢迎火柴hello hello

1008
00:45:56,266 --> 00:45:59,366
总督什么时候跑的不是跑了

1009
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:02,366
而是说哪有有序的总督呀

1010
00:46:02,366 --> 00:46:05,699
大家对你的2894962

1011
00:46:05,700 --> 00:46:07,966
对于总督的认知出了问题是吧

1012
00:46:07,966 --> 00:46:09,933
每个月肯定得有个两三个总督

1013
00:46:09,933 --> 00:46:11,499
才是正常直播间是吧

1014
00:46:11,500 --> 00:46:13,000
哪有这样的呀

1015
00:46:14,133 --> 00:46:15,866
主播过生日也不知道

1016
00:46:15,866 --> 00:46:17,399
也不知道能不能回到

1017
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:19,466
两个或者三个之类的

1018
00:46:19,466 --> 00:46:22,933
人家挺难的都很正常对吧

1019
00:46:23,133 --> 00:46:25,666
这个总督这个这个这个真的是

1020
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:27,100
可遇不可求的

1021
00:46:27,100 --> 00:46:29,100
这是靠靠缘分的你知道吗

1022
00:46:29,100 --> 00:46:30,400
这靠缘分的

1023
00:46:30,866 --> 00:46:33,166
什么大主播哪有没有

1024
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:35,933
等片烂唱完以后我就溜了

1025
00:46:35,933 --> 00:46:38,333
唱完我回来我现在就开嗓

1026
00:46:38,333 --> 00:46:42,066
让你无处可逃哈哈哈我现在就开嗓

1027
00:46:42,066 --> 00:46:44,699
我不等BGM了我现在就开嗓啊

1028
00:46:45,500 --> 00:46:47,300
妈的我头疼的

1029
00:46:47,666 --> 00:46:49,766
不是我说的意思是就是

1030
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,600
勇士的总督就一个人

1031
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:52,766
上12个总督

1032
00:46:52,766 --> 00:46:54,966
可能都比12个人给你上一个总督

1033
00:46:54,966 --> 00:46:57,533
要要要简单一点你知道吧

1034
00:46:57,533 --> 00:46:58,766
很难的了

1035
00:47:00,700 --> 00:47:04,066
我发现我目睹的总督都会主播切歌啊

1036
00:47:04,066 --> 00:47:06,966
不是总督就是跟主播切歌是吧

1037
00:47:06,966 --> 00:47:08,333
我操大家

1038
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:11,800
不是总督就是跟主播切歌是吧

1039
00:47:14,100 --> 00:47:17,100
分币不刷主打陪伴都换来主播充满

1040
00:47:17,100 --> 00:47:18,500
主播骂你干嘛呀

1041
00:47:20,100 --> 00:47:22,400
你都陪伴主播了主播还骂你

1042
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:23,900
主播只认你是吧

1043
00:47:23,900 --> 00:47:26,366
主播主播掉钱眼里去了

1044
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:28,200
我注销

1045
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:32,266
我是回归生活了人家人家回生活去了

1046
00:47:36,766 --> 00:47:37,999
Burberry

1047
00:47:38,866 --> 00:47:42,599
买的都是正版

1048
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:48,766
庭前把熬夜碎成三两段

1049
00:47:51,133 --> 00:47:54,333
每当我一说

1050
00:47:54,766 --> 00:47:57,766
你们都会烦

1051
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:03,266
你就会肯定的

1052
00:48:06,066 --> 00:48:06,866
在

1053
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:08,600
哪

1054
00:48:09,733 --> 00:48:13,666
啊啊啊我不骂我不骂

1055
00:48:15,266 --> 00:48:20,899
我非要我非要呃呃呃呃我不卖我不卖

1056
00:48:20,900 --> 00:48:24,300
哈哈哈哈哈你不理我我就闹

1057
00:48:24,533 --> 00:48:25,333
一哭

1058
00:48:25,866 --> 00:48:28,799
二闹三上吊

1059
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:35,733
还会哦哦哦我不买我不买

1060
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:39,600
哦哦哦我非要我非要

1061
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:42,700
哦哦哦我不买我不

1062
00:48:43,133 --> 00:48:46,699
哈哈哈哈哈你不理我我就闹

1063
00:48:47,766 --> 00:48:49,166
你可以溜了

1064
00:48:49,700 --> 00:48:53,800
别走呀哎别走呀你点的歌你要听完

1065
00:48:54,533 --> 00:48:58,599
耶耶耶正好耶耶耶莫跳耶耶耶

1066
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:03,200
小狗一哭二闹三上吊耶耶耶耶莫闹

1067
00:49:03,466 --> 00:49:06,333
切切切切切听好哇哇哇哇

1068
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:08,900
分条你真的有点不得了

1069
00:49:08,933 --> 00:49:10,766
人是铁饭是钢

1070
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:12,566
你们搞得我心里有点慌

1071
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:14,400
老婆你淘宝天天搞

1072
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:18,200
但我又不是支付宝姑娘姑娘你站起来

1073
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:20,566
随时随地都可以骗赖骗赖

1074
00:49:20,566 --> 00:49:23,666
真是你们想赖就想赖就能赖还来

1075
00:49:23,733 --> 00:49:25,733
啊啊啊啊我不

1076
00:49:25,766 --> 00:49:27,533
不骂我不骂

1077
00:49:27,533 --> 00:49:31,266
呃呃呃呃我非要我非要

1078
00:49:31,266 --> 00:49:34,866
呃呃呃我不骂我不骂

1079
00:49:34,866 --> 00:49:38,366
呃呃呃你不理我我就闹

1080
00:49:38,466 --> 00:49:42,333
呃嗯嗯嗯我不骂我不骂

1081
00:49:42,333 --> 00:49:46,266
嗯嗯嗯我非要我非要

1082
00:49:47,466 --> 00:49:50,199
我不骂我不骂嗯嗯嗯

1083
00:49:50,766 --> 00:49:52,966
你不理我我就闹

1084
00:49:55,566 --> 00:49:58,266
说嗯了的自己去男科医院切了吧

1085
00:49:58,266 --> 00:49:59,599
不要主播给恶心人

1086
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:00,966
滚滚都滚

1087
00:50:02,066 --> 00:50:05,366
问号什么呀第一次看主播直播对吧

1088
00:50:05,366 --> 00:50:07,866
这个这种环节多了去了

1089
00:50:07,866 --> 00:50:10,133
这有什么稀奇的哈哈哈

1090
00:50:10,166 --> 00:50:11,933
哎多了去了

1091
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,500
发二了的赶快去赶快去

1092
00:50:16,500 --> 00:50:20,300
自己切割一下自己赶快切割一下自己

1093
00:50:20,933 --> 00:50:21,733
哎呦

1094
00:50:21,900 --> 00:50:25,266
窒息的美感挺不错的就喜欢这口

1095
00:50:25,533 --> 00:50:29,366
叫什么屎哥开大了大家快跑哈哈哈

1096
00:50:29,666 --> 00:50:32,999
屎哥开大了大家快跑

1097
00:50:33,500 --> 00:50:35,500
记叫花粉遍地噢噢

1098
00:50:37,133 --> 00:50:40,199
你在播弄这穿线游戏

1099
00:50:40,500 --> 00:50:43,766
跟他的初开不在一起

1100
00:50:43,966 --> 00:50:46,666
你小心一把他放小声点吧

1101
00:50:46,666 --> 00:50:48,266
要不我特别想跟着他唱

1102
00:50:48,266 --> 00:50:51,533
哎呀你摇了还能讹是不是

1103
00:50:52,666 --> 00:50:55,533
能不能别老跟女主播讨论这个呀

1104
00:50:55,533 --> 00:50:57,133
你去跟你兄弟讨论呗

1105
00:50:57,133 --> 00:50:58,699
你去跟你兄弟比比大小

1106
00:50:58,700 --> 00:51:00,466
你们俩一起击个剑先

1107
00:51:00,766 --> 00:51:03,066
你跟女主播老讨论这个主播

1108
00:51:03,066 --> 00:51:04,766
主播怎么回答你呢

1109
00:51:04,966 --> 00:51:07,599
主播又不是开莆田医院的

1110
00:51:07,766 --> 00:51:10,366
主播妙手回春你给主播上个见证

1111
00:51:10,866 --> 00:51:13,966
主播保你马上恢复恢复

1112
00:51:14,733 --> 00:51:17,566
恢复这个这个七星娱乐是吧

1113
00:51:20,066 --> 00:51:22,699
哎你就闭眼小广告来了我操

1114
00:51:24,700 --> 00:51:26,666
哥开单怎么难跑

1115
00:51:26,666 --> 00:51:29,866
做完梦做梦凉了啊

1116
00:51:30,300 --> 00:51:33,866
昨晚做梦都是反的梦都是反的怎么办

1117
00:51:33,966 --> 00:51:36,266
早上起来感觉喉咙很难受

1118
00:51:36,266 --> 00:51:37,799
像梦都是反的

1119
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,000
你你是担心你知道吧

1120
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,966
你是你是担心这个

1121
00:51:42,300 --> 00:51:43,300
颠颠到众生

1122
00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:45,866
一吻便救一个哎呀进去吧

1123
00:51:45,866 --> 00:51:46,933
刚把你封进去

1124
00:51:46,933 --> 00:51:49,566
你又问主播杨的时候有没有影响心雨

1125
00:51:49,566 --> 00:51:51,099
你能不能别当自己人了

1126
00:51:51,100 --> 00:51:52,933
真恶心真恶心

1127
00:51:53,066 --> 00:51:55,766
你的生活里面除了七星娱乐

1128
00:51:55,766 --> 00:51:57,599
交个大仙和心雨之外

1129
00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:59,300
就没有别的东西了吗

1130
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:00,866
你是平常

1131
00:52:00,866 --> 00:52:01,666
你是你是

1132
00:52:01,666 --> 00:52:02,499
你是上半身

1133
00:52:02,500 --> 00:52:04,800
当脑子还是下半身当脑子呀

1134
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,500
你的生活里就没有什么

1135
00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:09,933
高级点的快乐吗

1136
00:52:09,933 --> 00:52:11,866
就没有点精神追求吗

1137
00:52:11,900 --> 00:52:14,533
天天在这七夕娱乐心雨没了

1138
00:52:16,133 --> 00:52:18,899
天天心雨就是你生活的全部是吧

1139
00:52:18,900 --> 00:52:19,700
我操

1140
00:52:21,300 --> 00:52:22,100
脖子

1141
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:27,133
打出来字瞎了我去跟保安讨论讨论

1142
00:52:27,266 --> 00:52:28,866
他这个这个怎么怎么

1143
00:52:28,866 --> 00:52:30,933
你是不是晚上睡觉没盖好被啊

1144
00:52:30,933 --> 00:52:32,466
香儿我之前做梦

1145
00:52:32,900 --> 00:52:34,566
梦到我牙都掉了

1146
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:37,300
结果之后之后之后第二天

1147
00:52:37,533 --> 00:52:39,066
我牙真的坏了一块

1148
00:52:39,066 --> 00:52:40,733
我对着镜子看真的坏了一块

1149
00:52:40,733 --> 00:52:41,966
有的时候你梦到做梦

1150
00:52:41,966 --> 00:52:44,466
是你对于这个梦的恐惧

1151
00:52:44,733 --> 00:52:47,133
而不是就是确实是这样的

1152
00:52:47,133 --> 00:52:49,499
就是你害怕他他会这样你没办法

1153
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,100
看微的时候只有心雨怎么办

1154
00:52:52,100 --> 00:52:53,666
那你你这牌子

1155
00:52:53,666 --> 00:52:54,533
谁啊鱼子姐

1156
00:52:54,533 --> 00:52:54,999
鱼子姐

1157
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:58,066
他让你开微时候只有只有心雨的观众

1158
00:52:58,066 --> 00:53:00,066
这够倒霉的我操

1159
00:53:03,100 --> 00:53:06,000
为什么不禁言美艳的亲儿子

1160
00:53:06,766 --> 00:53:08,599
子不教父之过

1161
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:10,400
怎么叫复制过

1162
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:11,500
让让让让

1163
00:53:11,500 --> 00:53:13,866
不知道在哪里的就未来未来未来

1164
00:53:13,866 --> 00:53:16,333
他要是以后有爹了然后让爹禁言吧

1165
00:53:16,333 --> 00:53:18,766
现在是没有爹了属于一个呃

1166
00:53:19,333 --> 00:53:21,366
小伴孤儿的状态啊

1167
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:26,866
看你梦到肥猫是害怕肥猫吗

1168
00:53:26,866 --> 00:53:29,333
你梦到肥猫是害怕肥猫毕业

1169
00:53:29,333 --> 00:53:31,299
这都可以那什么你懂吧

1170
00:53:31,366 --> 00:53:35,166
你梦到肥猫是害怕肥猫离你而去

1171
00:53:35,333 --> 00:53:36,799
这个是很正常的

1172
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:39,400
舍不得煮猫的一个一个

1173
00:53:39,733 --> 00:53:40,866
一个情况啊

1174
00:53:40,866 --> 00:53:42,366
很正常很正常

1175
00:53:42,866 --> 00:53:43,966
早上好呢

1176
00:53:44,333 --> 00:53:46,266
当初听了燕燕的片赖

1177
00:53:46,266 --> 00:53:48,166
我看了个年费见长

1178
00:53:48,166 --> 00:53:51,066
什么刺激都是第一次特别刺激

1179
00:53:51,066 --> 00:53:53,299
第二次就不刺激了是吧

1180
00:53:53,300 --> 00:53:55,933
到现在听了n次片赖主播

1181
00:53:55,933 --> 00:53:56,733
现在的片赖

1182
00:53:56,733 --> 00:54:00,866
从什么年费见长降价到32C了哎呦

1183
00:54:02,266 --> 00:54:04,666
这就换牌子你什么时候打平

1184
00:54:04,666 --> 00:54:06,199
打平你最高级的牌子

1185
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:08,333
再再代表艳艳人出战啊

1186
00:54:08,333 --> 00:54:13,133
好吧还好你是前夫我要和什么你要

1187
00:54:13,133 --> 00:54:15,166
你要和米燕离婚是吧你要

1188
00:54:16,666 --> 00:54:17,499
我就受不了了

1189
00:54:17,500 --> 00:54:19,800
谢谢我包菜的糖的灯牌然后的年龄

1190
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:21,200
感动感谢支持

1191
00:54:21,300 --> 00:54:23,600
你要和米燕离婚

1192
00:54:24,066 --> 00:54:25,733
哎受不了

1193
00:54:27,900 --> 00:54:28,866
go go out of love

1194
00:54:28,866 --> 00:54:30,166
i like who and i am

1195
00:54:30,166 --> 00:54:30,999
i don't have time

1196
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:32,333
won't work out at night

1197
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:35,900
she home says no get caught in style

1198
00:54:35,900 --> 00:54:37,566
i only got no superstar

1199
00:54:37,566 --> 00:54:41,733
是那个啊啊啊啊我不骂

1200
00:54:42,533 --> 00:54:45,766
你才是前夫好吗这都卷啊

1201
00:54:45,766 --> 00:54:47,333
不要恶性竞争好不好

1202
00:54:47,333 --> 00:54:50,499
这有啥好抢的这什么好事吗哈哈哈

1203
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:53,966
这又不是什么好事你抢这东西干什么

1204
00:54:53,966 --> 00:54:54,766
我操

1205
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:02,066
哎呦我操

1206
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:04,133
我肚子好疼啊

1207
00:55:04,133 --> 00:55:05,966
什么情况哈哈哈

1208
00:55:05,966 --> 00:55:06,933
完了完了完了

1209
00:55:06,933 --> 00:55:08,599
我再也不给自己兑水喝了

1210
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:10,733
我再也不给自己兑柠檬水喝了

1211
00:55:10,733 --> 00:55:13,466
把我自己喝炸了哎呦哎呦肚子好疼

1212
00:55:13,933 --> 00:55:17,066
妈哎我不能在直播间骂人

1213
00:55:17,066 --> 00:55:19,066
不行不行不行不行

1214
00:55:19,133 --> 00:55:20,533
哎呦哎呦

1215
00:55:21,100 --> 00:55:24,300
坏现在今天可能稍微早点下班呀

1216
00:55:24,300 --> 00:55:26,066
我操我操我操

1217
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:28,600
哎呦完了完了

1218
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:29,800
主播给自己灌水

1219
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:31,600
把自己把自己灌肚子疼

1220
00:55:33,066 --> 00:55:35,899
欢迎陈燕欢迎亨太早上好呀

1221
00:55:35,900 --> 00:55:39,100
要生了滚滚滚滚滚

1222
00:55:39,566 --> 00:55:41,166
我服了我操

1223
00:55:41,766 --> 00:55:43,399
你们以后交女朋友是不是

1224
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:45,200
女朋友在一边魔法器

1225
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:47,766
肚子痛然后他在那边哼哼唧唧

1226
00:55:47,866 --> 00:55:50,466
你在这边我操起幸运了

1227
00:55:50,466 --> 00:55:51,133
划了划了

1228
00:55:51,133 --> 00:55:51,866
再来两声

1229
00:55:51,866 --> 00:55:53,966
你看你被不被扇巴掌就完事了

1230
00:55:53,966 --> 00:55:55,166
有毛病吧

1231
00:55:56,933 --> 00:55:58,333
谁在踢你

1232
00:56:02,700 --> 00:56:03,933
我真是服了

1233
00:56:06,466 --> 00:56:07,266
哎呦

1234
00:56:07,266 --> 00:56:10,599
观众虚空偶然我我真是服了米言妈妈

1235
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:11,866
我是出生是吧

1236
00:56:11,866 --> 00:56:13,933
米言爸爸我当你儿子我是出生

1237
00:56:13,933 --> 00:56:15,499
你要出生了你滚

1238
00:56:16,100 --> 00:56:18,800
下次要年份小花还是要年份还是

1239
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:21,733
年份还是见着吧年份小花没有加班

1240
00:56:21,733 --> 00:56:23,899
但年份还是有加班你懂吧

1241
00:56:24,100 --> 00:56:26,966
我服了米言妈妈你是出生是吧

1242
00:56:27,500 --> 00:56:29,066
真真出声了哎呦

1243
00:56:31,500 --> 00:56:32,200
不是不是

1244
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:34,700
真可能可能等一下等一下等一下

1245
00:56:34,700 --> 00:56:37,800
下播早点反正我们今天加班我看一下

1246
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:42,000
见长15分钟今天今天还有40来分钟吧啊

1247
00:56:42,100 --> 00:56:44,600
再有个40来分钟就下了啊

1248
00:56:45,100 --> 00:56:47,700
我告诉你们今天不不会留守了

1249
00:56:47,700 --> 00:56:49,100
天天在这挑衅主播

1250
00:56:49,100 --> 00:56:51,666
主播不会禁言然后再放出来了

1251
00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:54,266
赎罪好吧

1252
00:56:54,266 --> 00:56:56,299
赎罪主打一个赎罪你

1253
00:56:56,566 --> 00:56:59,966
i'm gonna

1254
00:57:02,766 --> 00:57:03,566
do that

1255
00:57:04,166 --> 00:57:05,999
i'm gonna do it

1256
00:57:09,533 --> 00:57:10,866
i'm gonna do it

1257
00:57:12,333 --> 00:57:13,899
做梦都在给你打路灯

1258
00:57:13,900 --> 00:57:16,333
我好久都没有路灯了梦瑶瑶

1259
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:18,533
我最近想切片

1260
00:57:18,533 --> 00:57:20,766
然后就听自己的录播听的

1261
00:57:20,766 --> 00:57:22,799
哎呀听的主播脑袋都大

1262
00:57:24,166 --> 00:57:25,733
现在主播脑袋都大了

1263
00:57:25,733 --> 00:57:28,566
哎呦我自己记不住我自己播了啥呢

1264
00:57:28,566 --> 00:57:29,533
怎么办呢

1265
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:30,166
主播

1266
00:57:30,166 --> 00:57:33,099
还有昨晚的这样15分钟主播想加班

1267
00:57:33,100 --> 00:57:34,766
想想倒是想吧

1268
00:57:34,866 --> 00:57:37,699
给主播揽够一个更努力上进的机会

1269
00:57:37,700 --> 00:57:40,266
加油努力加油

1270
00:57:42,533 --> 00:57:44,799
你为什么要奖励他们

1271
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:46,166
太恶心了我受不了

1272
00:57:46,166 --> 00:57:47,899
别在主播开黄色玩笑了

1273
00:57:47,900 --> 00:57:49,266
再跟大家认真的说一下

1274
00:57:49,266 --> 00:57:50,566
可能刚才嬉皮笑脸

1275
00:57:50,666 --> 00:57:51,966
的大家不觉得我生气

1276
00:57:51,966 --> 00:57:54,133
不要主播开黄色玩笑啊

1277
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:55,733
主播真的会生气的

1278
00:57:55,733 --> 00:57:57,299
主播很讨厌这种东西啊

1279
00:57:57,300 --> 00:57:58,100
嗯

1280
00:57:58,366 --> 00:58:00,999
哇谢谢鸟鸟的舰长呢

1281
00:58:01,566 --> 00:58:03,999
欢迎鸟鸟老爷子上箭

1282
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:05,300
我操你好

1283
00:58:06,966 --> 00:58:07,766
小鸟

1284
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:10,000
嘿嘿

1285
00:58:11,100 --> 00:58:11,900
哇

1286
00:58:12,966 --> 00:58:14,099
我你好

1287
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:19,533
晚上好我草鸡

1288
00:58:19,700 --> 00:58:21,366
谢谢点亮的见长夜

1289
00:58:22,166 --> 00:58:23,566
过两天继续帮你

1290
00:58:23,566 --> 00:58:24,799
昨天刚当舅舅

1291
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:28,300
没哎别别别别急别急别着急

1292
00:58:33,066 --> 00:58:36,466
别着急别着急先把那个生活的事情

1293
00:58:36,866 --> 00:58:40,066
处理好我这边我这边不急的嗯

1294
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:42,200
山西布利

1295
00:58:42,366 --> 00:58:45,166
小鸟这个字念鸟吗

1296
00:58:45,333 --> 00:58:46,599
根据呃

1297
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:50,133
伟大的哲学诗人香草加橙汁曾经说过

1298
00:58:50,133 --> 00:58:51,566
当你不会念一个字的时候

1299
00:58:51,566 --> 00:58:53,166
你念一半就可以了

1300
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:55,366
阿香教我的

1301
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:58,000
他教我不会念字念一半

1302
00:58:58,600 --> 00:58:59,166
我操

1303
00:58:59,166 --> 00:59:01,799
谢谢灵芝闪门路自动续费的戒指啊

1304
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:03,133
谢谢灵芝闪门路的戒指啊

1305
00:59:03,133 --> 00:59:04,733
我超级好逗你啊

1306
00:59:04,733 --> 00:59:07,566
你看都主播的加班一下飘到

1307
00:59:09,066 --> 00:59:12,166
一下飘到了一个点是吧

1308
00:59:12,166 --> 00:59:15,566
哎呦就叫娘娘就叫娘娘这叫爱称

1309
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:16,666
不叫文盲

1310
00:59:16,733 --> 00:59:19,266
怎么一点情趣都没有呢真是的

1311
00:59:19,466 --> 00:59:21,299
谢谢营业机器人的小花感谢

1312
00:59:21,300 --> 00:59:22,900
这是营业机器人啊

1313
00:59:22,900 --> 00:59:23,566
我每次见你

1314
00:59:23,566 --> 00:59:25,533
你都是不同人家的这个营业机

1315
00:59:25,533 --> 00:59:26,899
器人什么时候变成美颜

1316
00:59:26,900 --> 00:59:28,533
面家的营业机器人啊

1317
00:59:28,533 --> 00:59:29,766
我观察你很久了

1318
00:59:29,766 --> 00:59:31,699
你每次来都是不一样的那个

1319
00:59:31,900 --> 00:59:34,566
不一样不一样微家的营业机器

1320
00:59:35,466 --> 00:59:37,066
你为啥不读上面

1321
00:59:38,466 --> 00:59:41,599
列肖老爷子我当时不认识

1322
00:59:41,733 --> 00:59:42,766
然后我就叫他老

1323
00:59:44,066 --> 00:59:45,199
凑热闹是吧

1324
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:48,300
谢谢莫洋利亚的现场我操

1325
00:59:48,866 --> 00:59:50,533
谢谢莫洋现场我操

1326
00:59:50,533 --> 00:59:52,499
毕业后等你阿里嘎多

1327
00:59:52,733 --> 00:59:54,299
谢谢谢谢

1328
00:59:55,266 --> 00:59:56,266
谢谢你

1329
00:59:56,566 --> 01:00:00,299
谢谢人家的圣诞精灵和洛世的

1330
01:00:01,100 --> 01:00:04,666
45分钟一个点了一个点了

1331
01:00:05,266 --> 01:00:08,699
哈哈哈谢谢谢谢64的乱斗卡念

1332
01:00:08,700 --> 01:00:11,266
感谢我本场PK战的我方获胜

1333
01:00:11,533 --> 01:00:13,566
嗯比心谢谢大家

1334
01:00:14,066 --> 01:00:15,766
怎么都是一年多的

1335
01:00:15,766 --> 01:00:18,766
这都是陪了主播好长时间的吗

1336
01:00:18,766 --> 01:00:21,333
我操好喜欢这个这个这个功能

1337
01:00:21,333 --> 01:00:22,499
就是好喜欢这个

1338
01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:23,900
这上面滚屏的功能

1339
01:00:23,900 --> 01:00:25,900
要是我也能看到就好了

1340
01:00:26,300 --> 01:00:28,400
这里有其他大佬爷爷哎

1341
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:30,933
你在其他直播间也是开机器人的嘞

1342
01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:32,800
谢谢机器人的小花

1343
01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:34,533
谢谢梦瑶的小可爱来了

1344
01:00:34,533 --> 01:00:36,333
或者你应该给我加大吧

1345
01:00:36,333 --> 01:00:38,599
啊谢谢金宝的舰长

1346
01:00:38,766 --> 01:00:40,766
谢谢我操

1347
01:00:41,366 --> 01:00:43,733
谢谢金宝的舰长呢

1348
01:00:44,100 --> 01:00:47,766
谢谢谢谢我超级谢谢抖友的蓝娘娘

1349
01:00:47,766 --> 01:00:49,666
林子三妹路过洋河

1350
01:00:50,366 --> 01:00:52,066
金宝的舰长

1351
01:00:53,666 --> 01:00:54,999
谢子强的剑桥

1352
01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:57,200
这样子骗主播没有骗

1353
01:00:58,566 --> 01:01:00,899
主播才没有骗骗呢

1354
01:01:01,333 --> 01:01:03,399
看着我忠诚的眼睛

1355
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,766
坏了这下欠大债了大家

1356
01:01:09,466 --> 01:01:12,499
你们不等肥猫下播之前再拉扯

1357
01:01:13,166 --> 01:01:15,166
大家负责负责打打先锋

1358
01:01:15,166 --> 01:01:17,699
肥猫下播之前还有还有继续拉的

1359
01:01:17,700 --> 01:01:19,133
多半这一场直播

1360
01:01:19,266 --> 01:01:22,866
一旦拉到拉到那个三四个舰长

1361
01:01:22,900 --> 01:01:25,700
然后下播的时候就还会有人再继续往

1362
01:01:25,700 --> 01:01:26,500
上拉

1363
01:01:26,933 --> 01:01:29,699
给上进的肥猫一点小小的加班震撼

1364
01:01:29,700 --> 01:01:32,300
这就是我们米言米亚的直播间啊

1365
01:01:32,300 --> 01:01:33,800
等他下班之后直接直

1366
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:35,900
接来来甩个主播跟年份见长

1367
01:01:35,900 --> 01:01:37,166
主播今天不用睡觉

1368
01:01:37,166 --> 01:01:40,566
哈哈哈主播主打一个不会骗你

1369
01:01:40,566 --> 01:01:40,933
对

1370
01:01:40,933 --> 01:01:43,266
主播要会骗的话你现在还会是白字吗

1371
01:01:43,266 --> 01:01:44,799
对吧那不是一样的

1372
01:01:44,900 --> 01:01:47,666
谢谢别人机器人的小花都是先

1373
01:01:48,100 --> 01:01:50,200
发点能念的发点能回的

1374
01:01:50,266 --> 01:01:53,599
都是些米叶米亚直播间呃

1375
01:01:53,866 --> 01:01:56,499
初期开始一直陪伴着主播的

1376
01:01:56,500 --> 01:01:59,800
直播间的什么中流砥柱都是都是

1377
01:02:00,733 --> 01:02:02,199
大家都是主播的

1378
01:02:02,866 --> 01:02:05,533
主播的心腹大家都是主播的心腹

1379
01:02:06,466 --> 01:02:08,466
众位爱卿平身

1380
01:02:08,900 --> 01:02:10,800
啊算了我平身吧众位爱卿

1381
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:13,000
给众位爱卿磕一个给众位爱卿磕一个

1382
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:13,933
砰砰砰砰

1383
01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:16,500
年费见长不睡觉

1384
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:21,900
年费见长不如提督真的真不如提督

1385
01:02:21,900 --> 01:02:22,500
提督

1386
01:02:22,500 --> 01:02:25,500
凑够我们这个月的话现在是8个提

1387
01:02:25,900 --> 01:02:27,800
主播的目标定的很低啊

1388
01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:31,800
就是这个月能回10个提督的话啊

1389
01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:33,533
然后提多礼物

1390
01:02:33,533 --> 01:02:36,666
加一个米亚米亚的圣诞大抱枕呢

1391
01:02:36,666 --> 01:02:38,533
不知道你家里有没有圣诞树啊

1392
01:02:38,533 --> 01:02:39,266
但是

1393
01:02:39,266 --> 01:02:42,166
主播送你一个圣诞米亚米亚大抱枕

1394
01:02:42,166 --> 01:02:44,599
你可以拿着它当靠垫哈哈哈

1395
01:02:44,700 --> 01:02:47,266
反正这个月跟你没什么关系了

1396
01:02:47,366 --> 01:02:48,933
没关系没关系

1397
01:02:49,166 --> 01:02:52,899
我就是传说中的新东西哈哈哈

1398
01:02:55,666 --> 01:02:57,399
也不是这么对比的吧

1399
01:02:57,400 --> 01:02:59,533
主播就是大家都是主播的心腹

1400
01:02:59,666 --> 01:03:01,366
就把爱情主播给大家磕一个

1401
01:03:01,366 --> 01:03:03,199
快让我平身啊跪着好累

1402
01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:04,566
快让我平身快点

1403
01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:09,300
你们是朕主播是你们的爱卿

1404
01:03:09,566 --> 01:03:12,566
那这是相对而言的那相对而言的

1405
01:03:13,300 --> 01:03:15,566
舰长骗完了开始骗肚子了

1406
01:03:15,566 --> 01:03:16,199
没有没有

1407
01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:19,133
周边放不下的主播可以送你一套房

1408
01:03:19,133 --> 01:03:20,166
哈哈哈

1409
01:03:22,500 --> 01:03:24,500
主播主播在在这什么

1410
01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:26,333
现在给绵绵直播间上线

1411
01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:29,900
等500年后主播建成圆宇宙

1412
01:03:29,900 --> 01:03:32,266
必分你半壁江山为主播

1413
01:03:32,266 --> 01:03:35,333
哈哈哈为主播1998打

1414
01:03:35,333 --> 01:03:37,799
赢这个二次元的主播复活赛呀

1415
01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:40,200
以后主播主播主播那什么

1416
01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:43,866
主播主播拿下那个那个那个半壁江山

1417
01:03:43,866 --> 01:03:44,899
肯定那什么

1418
01:03:44,933 --> 01:03:48,599
给朕跪在这好好看一个时辰哈哈

1419
01:03:48,900 --> 01:03:51,300
哈这不是那个那个什么

1420
01:03:51,766 --> 01:03:52,666
什么什么

1421
01:03:54,266 --> 01:03:54,466
哎

1422
01:03:54,466 --> 01:03:57,133
这不是那个那个那哪个皇帝训话来着

1423
01:03:57,133 --> 01:03:58,899
坏了我怎么忘记了呢

1424
01:03:59,266 --> 01:04:00,466
哎呦完了

1425
01:04:00,566 --> 01:04:01,533
其实啥都不管

1426
01:04:01,533 --> 01:04:03,266
今天加班一个小时15分钟

1427
01:04:03,266 --> 01:04:05,533
好好好我记得呢我肯定

1428
01:04:06,166 --> 01:04:09,266
弱弱的问一下你不会住在北京吧

1429
01:04:09,266 --> 01:04:11,399
你怎么你你要给我请安是吧

1430
01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:13,300
你要给我说您吉祥是吧

1431
01:04:13,300 --> 01:04:16,600
只要只要只要心里面有正正啊

1432
01:04:16,666 --> 01:04:19,666
有通天文啊哪里都可以请安了

1433
01:04:19,666 --> 01:04:21,533
您吉祥您吉祥啊

1434
01:04:23,133 --> 01:04:24,199
对四个大字

1435
01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:26,300
对对对对对对是那个是那个

1436
01:04:26,366 --> 01:04:28,099
别忘了把我完成这加上

1437
01:04:28,100 --> 01:04:30,900
我知道我知道可乐外加我知道

1438
01:04:31,566 --> 01:04:33,466
我好像把你那个加了完成

1439
01:04:33,466 --> 01:04:34,733
我多加了半个小时了

1440
01:04:34,733 --> 01:04:36,899
可能吗你说没加但我其实加了

1441
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:38,700
你算时间昨天是

1442
01:04:38,766 --> 01:04:40,866
昨天是8个见长啊

1443
01:04:40,866 --> 01:04:43,533
昨天是8个见长但是我播了4个小时

1444
01:04:45,366 --> 01:04:46,866
肥猫您吉祥

1445
01:04:46,866 --> 01:04:49,366
心中有冲天纹哪里都可以吉祥

1446
01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:51,666
别急欢迎Elk

1447
01:04:53,100 --> 01:04:56,466
臣妾以为燕答应跪半个时辰

1448
01:04:56,466 --> 01:04:59,099
肚子里的孩子不会有问题

1449
01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:02,166
正常来说

1450
01:05:02,166 --> 01:05:05,333
按照后宫的那个宫斗的办法来说

1451
01:05:05,366 --> 01:05:08,199
都怀孕了还是答应我操

1452
01:05:09,133 --> 01:05:12,266
这孩子不会是老时期了吧好恐怖啊

1453
01:05:12,266 --> 01:05:15,499
怀孕了不可能是答应的is all on

1454
01:05:17,666 --> 01:05:21,366
盛美呀您吉祥您吉祥您吉祥聊点别的

1455
01:05:21,533 --> 01:05:24,266
一看就是不看甄嬛传你知道吧

1456
01:05:24,366 --> 01:05:26,266
一看就是不看甄嬛传

1457
01:05:26,266 --> 01:05:28,466
答应一般都见不到皇上的

1458
01:05:28,466 --> 01:05:30,099
都不知道皇上长什么样

1459
01:05:30,333 --> 01:05:33,799
你起码得贵人才能见到皇上你懂吧

1460
01:05:34,566 --> 01:05:35,999
你贵人然后一怀

1461
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,800
孕然后皇上就一高兴给你生一下

1462
01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:40,933
生到那个结余生到平

1463
01:05:41,100 --> 01:05:43,066
你把孩子一生发现是个男孩

1464
01:05:43,066 --> 01:05:44,866
然后哎呀直接给你封飞了

1465
01:05:45,100 --> 01:05:47,300
就好多都这样你知道吧哎呦

1466
01:05:47,466 --> 01:05:50,399
好的烟贵人滚滚别在主播这套

1467
01:05:50,500 --> 01:05:52,266
谢谢机器人的圣诞精灵

1468
01:05:52,300 --> 01:05:54,500
感觉起来你看都谢谢谢谢

1469
01:05:54,500 --> 01:05:56,800
一看就是业务不熟练

1470
01:05:56,933 --> 01:05:57,733
哎呦

1471
01:05:58,133 --> 01:06:00,399
所以梦瑶也在这了我又可以来了

1472
01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:01,200
可以捏

1473
01:06:02,966 --> 01:06:06,133
宫内侍卫的孩子是不是就不会升级

1474
01:06:09,966 --> 01:06:11,599
这得往什么地方升啊

1475
01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:13,900
这得往埃容的那个方向去升了

1476
01:06:13,900 --> 01:06:16,800
别人都在后宫都在阳间卷

1477
01:06:17,100 --> 01:06:20,100
你在冷宫的这个黄泉里面卷卷

1478
01:06:20,100 --> 01:06:20,900
那个什么

1479
01:06:21,100 --> 01:06:22,766
死后的辈分是吧

1480
01:06:23,166 --> 01:06:24,299
这不完蛋了吗

1481
01:06:24,300 --> 01:06:25,666
欢迎好人三七不恋

1482
01:06:25,666 --> 01:06:27,933
好人最近怎么样好久没见你了

1483
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:31,766
我记得莫瑶上次想听天赖赖的一首歌

1484
01:06:31,766 --> 01:06:33,799
一天原则上只唱一次

1485
01:06:33,933 --> 01:06:35,199
虽然我不太

1486
01:06:35,333 --> 01:06:38,733
虽然我我不太会我不太我不是歌士啊

1487
01:06:38,733 --> 01:06:41,266
但是一种歌原则上一天只唱一次

1488
01:06:41,266 --> 01:06:44,166
不行不行不行一首歌不能唱太多次

1489
01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:45,000
哎呦

1490
01:06:48,500 --> 01:06:50,966
不过我说真的呀我说真的

1491
01:06:51,366 --> 01:06:53,499
就感觉古代后宫的话

1492
01:06:54,666 --> 01:06:56,866
很科强古代后宫的话

1493
01:06:56,866 --> 01:06:59,466
感觉感觉应该也蛮常见的吧

1494
01:07:01,866 --> 01:07:04,133
虽然可能那个什么宫斗作品

1495
01:07:04,133 --> 01:07:05,466
有一些艺术的

1496
01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:07,000
艺术的审美

1497
01:07:07,066 --> 01:07:09,266
但是假设说真的就是

1498
01:07:09,300 --> 01:07:11,000
皇帝年龄特别特别大

1499
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:13,933
然后你又辈分很低一辈子见不到皇帝

1500
01:07:15,266 --> 01:07:17,133
然后你跟侍卫按通款取

1501
01:07:17,133 --> 01:07:18,333
我感觉很多时候

1502
01:07:18,500 --> 01:07:21,200
呃这个事情应该确实会有发生的

1503
01:07:23,266 --> 01:07:24,966
好人病好了吗

1504
01:07:25,366 --> 01:07:28,066
肥猫已经忘记了10倍的恐惧原则

1505
01:07:28,066 --> 01:07:30,499
只唱一遍伤心回归生活了

1506
01:07:30,500 --> 01:07:32,933
别走哎别走好吗

1507
01:07:33,266 --> 01:07:36,966
押入宗人府三代为奴让他去刷插筒

1508
01:07:36,966 --> 01:07:40,533
好像最最重的活是那个姜洗衣服吧

1509
01:07:40,666 --> 01:07:42,533
因为天气冷的时候

1510
01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:45,333
洗衣服的话就很容易生病了

1511
01:07:46,866 --> 01:07:48,266
倒倒那个什么桶

1512
01:07:48,266 --> 01:07:49,899
虽然只是恶心人了一点啊

1513
01:07:49,900 --> 01:07:52,500
但是对体质没有什么影响

1514
01:07:52,566 --> 01:07:53,666
应该是这样的

1515
01:07:53,666 --> 01:07:56,466
最最恶心人的活我记得是洗衣服

1516
01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:00,933
奥利啊奥利奥利奥

1517
01:08:01,166 --> 01:08:05,133
没了没了就是毛豆吃草里的果

1518
01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:08,200
下别太高太不错哦

1519
01:08:09,466 --> 01:08:12,466
主播有当神功剑的潜质

1520
01:08:12,466 --> 01:08:13,966
主播要去后宫的话

1521
01:08:13,966 --> 01:08:15,366
应该走的是像什么

1522
01:08:15,466 --> 01:08:17,133
陆贞传奇的那个路线

1523
01:08:17,133 --> 01:08:19,666
我应该是那种女官型的

1524
01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:22,266
我应该是女官型的你知道吧

1525
01:08:23,266 --> 01:08:24,499
用洗衣机

1526
01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:29,566
哎你被你被你被打入宗人府

1527
01:08:29,666 --> 01:08:30,733
你你三代

1528
01:08:30,733 --> 01:08:34,899
你三三三三代那个山族被打入宗人府

1529
01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:36,333
然后你

1530
01:08:36,700 --> 01:08:40,566
带领宗人府的女工教导他们人人平等

1531
01:08:40,766 --> 01:08:43,166
然后教导他们那个那个那个

1532
01:08:44,133 --> 01:08:44,999
反风

1533
01:08:45,100 --> 01:08:48,333
呃反反那个什么反帝国主义是吧

1534
01:08:49,066 --> 01:08:50,799
你带领他们这个

1535
01:08:50,866 --> 01:08:52,766
打响这个这个这个什么

1536
01:08:52,766 --> 01:08:55,666
第一枪就从逃出众人府

1537
01:08:55,666 --> 01:08:57,933
大家开始用洗衣机劳动

1538
01:08:58,866 --> 01:09:02,133
从大家用洗衣机劳动开始是吧我操

1539
01:09:03,333 --> 01:09:04,999
燕大人打入圣行寺

1540
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:06,700
好好问问他怎么害我

1541
01:09:06,700 --> 01:09:07,500
皇上

1542
01:09:08,100 --> 01:09:10,400
现在能点歌吗可以点

1543
01:09:11,966 --> 01:09:14,133
主播是东厂还是西厂的

1544
01:09:14,900 --> 01:09:16,100
那怎么能立功呢

1545
01:09:16,100 --> 01:09:18,066
主播只是传话太任而已

1546
01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:20,866
你这就有点傻白甜电视剧的味了

1547
01:09:20,866 --> 01:09:21,899
所以对啊

1548
01:09:21,900 --> 01:09:25,000
哎一穿越之后好多那种弱智小说

1549
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:26,100
一穿越之后

1550
01:09:26,100 --> 01:09:27,400
然后女主就

1551
01:09:28,066 --> 01:09:29,066
啊在后宫里面

1552
01:09:29,066 --> 01:09:31,499
他要是妃子他就不跪皇帝啊

1553
01:09:31,533 --> 01:09:33,133
然后皇帝就觉得哇

1554
01:09:33,133 --> 01:09:35,666
居然有人不认识我还不跪

1555
01:09:35,666 --> 01:09:37,933
我还说他跟我是平等的哇

1556
01:09:37,933 --> 01:09:39,999
好妖艳的这个女生呀

1557
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:40,933
好像一朵

1558
01:09:41,200 --> 01:09:43,366
娇柔造作但是又

1559
01:09:43,500 --> 01:09:45,500
非常怒放的什么罂粟花

1560
01:09:45,500 --> 01:09:47,866
什么鬼什么比方我操

1561
01:09:47,933 --> 01:09:49,999
反正反正反正哇

1562
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:51,500
他真的吸引了我的注意

1563
01:09:51,500 --> 01:09:53,200
我要跟他平等恋爱

1564
01:09:53,200 --> 01:09:55,466
屁这扯淡纯扯淡

1565
01:09:55,866 --> 01:09:58,933
就像那个那个那个看多种小说掉智商

1566
01:09:58,933 --> 01:10:01,099
的你去给人家总裁当秘书

1567
01:10:01,166 --> 01:10:01,766
啪的一下

1568
01:10:01,766 --> 01:10:03,999
把那个热咖啡泼到人家裤子上

1569
01:10:04,733 --> 01:10:06,899
就是这种感觉好脑瘫啊

1570
01:10:09,100 --> 01:10:12,100
哇好肥的猫不愧是神兽吧

1571
01:10:12,100 --> 01:10:14,000
哇好肥的猫

1572
01:10:14,466 --> 01:10:16,466
谢谢毕竟的爷爷机器人的小花

1573
01:10:16,466 --> 01:10:18,066
感谢这时候多年的感动

1574
01:10:18,900 --> 01:10:22,333
神攻坚是给皇帝的什么扫大门的

1575
01:10:22,533 --> 01:10:24,933
什么扫大门啊开门的是吧

1576
01:10:25,333 --> 01:10:26,699
其实是直接砍头

1577
01:10:26,700 --> 01:10:28,100
对啊应该直接砍头的

1578
01:10:28,100 --> 01:10:30,200
欢迎韭菜别毛毛妈妈亲亲了

1579
01:10:30,200 --> 01:10:32,366
主播当装看不见还不行是吧

1580
01:10:32,666 --> 01:10:35,699
我真服了主播是不是穿越过来这么熟

1581
01:10:37,733 --> 01:10:40,766
古代人的脑子跟现代人是不一样的

1582
01:10:40,933 --> 01:10:42,333
现代人是大家

1583
01:10:42,333 --> 01:10:44,366
每一个站在站自己身边的人

1584
01:10:44,366 --> 01:10:45,899
大家起码就是潜意识

1585
01:10:45,900 --> 01:10:48,000
里都会认为对方是跟自己一样的

1586
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:49,000
生物一样的物种

1587
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:50,733
就你肯定会尊重人家

1588
01:10:50,933 --> 01:10:52,499
但是古代人的话

1589
01:10:52,500 --> 01:10:54,466
人家有那个什么奴隶制

1590
01:10:55,333 --> 01:10:57,199
有一些就家里面的佣人啊

1591
01:10:57,200 --> 01:10:58,266
是的呀真是的

1592
01:10:58,266 --> 01:11:00,899
对人家来说好像就不像同一个物种吧

1593
01:11:00,900 --> 01:11:02,166
可能就是这样的

1594
01:11:02,500 --> 01:11:03,466
所以就

1595
01:11:03,966 --> 01:11:06,799
讲不通的呀你这么穿越之后你就不

1596
01:11:07,300 --> 01:11:09,733
掉3个脑袋都算少的

1597
01:11:10,133 --> 01:11:14,966
哇长得像粽子的帽哇头大的好小猫呢

1598
01:11:16,266 --> 01:11:17,966
么么么么哒哒哒哒

1599
01:11:20,566 --> 01:11:22,566
主播我的游戏第一了

1600
01:11:22,566 --> 01:11:25,199
里面把签名改成了关注美颜面

1601
01:11:25,200 --> 01:11:27,466
关注米呀米呀喵

1602
01:11:27,466 --> 01:11:31,066
关注米呀米呀红豆妮阿里卡豆喵

1603
01:11:31,200 --> 01:11:32,766
谢谢喵嗯

1604
01:11:33,700 --> 01:11:34,800
欢迎十春很秀

1605
01:11:35,133 --> 01:11:36,399
嗯欢迎大家

1606
01:11:36,966 --> 01:11:39,666
燕子能唱快乐星猫吗猪猪

1607
01:11:39,766 --> 01:11:40,899
可以可以

1608
01:11:41,100 --> 01:11:42,566
行下一首放吧

1609
01:11:43,200 --> 01:11:45,933
咱和富哥那不一样的那不一样的

1610
01:11:45,933 --> 01:11:47,299
大家都是人类

1611
01:11:47,300 --> 01:11:49,766
只是有些人的财富积累很多

1612
01:11:49,766 --> 01:11:50,966
有些人的能力很高

1613
01:11:50,966 --> 01:11:53,533
有些人就可能比较平平均一点

1614
01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:55,733
但是你会发自内心的认为

1615
01:11:55,733 --> 01:11:57,066
你和富哥就是

1616
01:11:57,066 --> 01:11:58,366
你俩你俩你俩

1617
01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:00,200
你俩什么主仆有别吗

1618
01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:01,566
你肯定不会啊

1619
01:12:02,533 --> 01:12:04,566
肯定要从尊重自己开始

1620
01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:07,133
富哥有能力但是我也不差好吧

1621
01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:13,000
你爹给你引流有经费吗

1622
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:14,333
没有没有人

1623
01:12:15,766 --> 01:12:18,566
快乐星猫点歌春色

1624
01:12:18,566 --> 01:12:21,533
等下我唱个快乐星猫在饭店来一下聊

1625
01:12:22,466 --> 01:12:24,333
只有哥们啥也没有

1626
01:12:24,600 --> 01:12:27,200
人家应该去古埃及当巴菲特

1627
01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:30,166
能不能当那个埃及艳后啊

1628
01:12:30,166 --> 01:12:32,066
能不能当埃及女王呀

1629
01:12:32,200 --> 01:12:35,900
主播这辈子净当钢板大头猫了

1630
01:12:35,933 --> 01:12:39,766
下辈子做猫的话可不可以那什么呀

1631
01:12:40,266 --> 01:12:42,533
下辈子当猫可不可以

1632
01:12:42,600 --> 01:12:45,933
可不可以当那种色色的猫啊

1633
01:12:46,600 --> 01:12:48,900
那种身材很好的哇

1634
01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:51,133
艳后一想就很不错嘞

1635
01:12:51,266 --> 01:12:53,399
能不能到狮身人面像

1636
01:12:54,066 --> 01:12:57,933
主播这这大脑不全小脑不发达的样子

1637
01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:00,866
狮身人面像不是智慧的代表吗

1638
01:13:00,966 --> 01:13:02,999
不是会问人问题的吗

1639
01:13:03,333 --> 01:13:05,733
那主播怎么问人家问题啊

1640
01:13:08,100 --> 01:13:11,500
一个人来要通过我的考验我就跟他说

1641
01:13:11,733 --> 01:13:15,933
你知道马和智能机有什么关系吗

1642
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:18,733
你知道鱼和自行车有什么关系吗

1643
01:13:18,766 --> 01:13:21,933
然后对方想了一天一宿说伟大的

1644
01:13:21,933 --> 01:13:23,266
这个斯文克斯啊

1645
01:13:23,266 --> 01:13:24,466
请你告诉我吧

1646
01:13:24,533 --> 01:13:25,333
我说

1647
01:13:26,566 --> 01:13:28,333
答案就是没有什么关系

1648
01:13:28,333 --> 01:13:31,499
哈哈哈答案就是没有关系

1649
01:13:32,600 --> 01:13:35,466
主播把整个地中海都魅惑了

1650
01:13:35,466 --> 01:13:38,199
主播的开大范围也太大了吧

1651
01:13:38,200 --> 01:13:39,966
卧槽开大开大

1652
01:13:41,366 --> 01:13:43,366
整他30个面手

1653
01:13:43,366 --> 01:13:45,066
整那么多干嘛呀

1654
01:13:45,066 --> 01:13:47,366
你整那么多你能记住谁是谁啊

1655
01:13:47,466 --> 01:13:50,299
你不给他们编数字账号吗我操

1656
01:13:50,800 --> 01:13:52,366
那也太那什么了吧

1657
01:13:52,366 --> 01:13:54,899
主播说你可以给我上剑吗

1658
01:13:54,900 --> 01:13:57,733
哈哈哈主播就是伟大的

1659
01:13:57,733 --> 01:14:01,133
提问的是真人面相啊神像都给你挖了

1660
01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:07,766
你没猜对

1661
01:14:07,766 --> 01:14:08,999
你要变成钻石

1662
01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:11,066
变成美颜Mir的结晶烟烟笼

1663
01:14:12,100 --> 01:14:17,766
我是一只猫快乐的星猫

1664
01:14:18,100 --> 01:14:20,900
周围冒气泡

1665
01:14:21,866 --> 01:14:23,899
音乐的符号

1666
01:14:24,133 --> 01:14:29,933
我是一只猫带给你热闹

1667
01:14:30,100 --> 01:14:32,900
一起来舞蹈

1668
01:14:33,766 --> 01:14:36,199
你快乐就好

1669
01:14:38,300 --> 01:14:43,366
我的身体摇摇嘴巴翘翘

1670
01:14:44,333 --> 01:14:49,299
我是快乐星猫不睡懒觉

1671
01:14:49,566 --> 01:14:55,366
身边阳光围绕闻到快乐的味道

1672
01:14:56,333 --> 01:15:02,333
一起大声叫喵喵喵

1673
01:15:02,333 --> 01:15:07,499
我的耳朵听到你的心跳

1674
01:15:08,333 --> 01:15:13,466
请你给我拥抱心是城堡

1675
01:15:13,566 --> 01:15:19,666
舞台星光闪耀我们唱唱又跳跳

1676
01:15:20,333 --> 01:15:24,999
一起对你大声叫喵喵喵

1677
01:15:25,600 --> 01:15:31,366
我是一只猫快快乐的星猫

1678
01:15:31,666 --> 01:15:34,399
周围冒气泡

1679
01:15:35,366 --> 01:15:37,366
音乐的符号

1680
01:15:37,666 --> 01:15:43,466
我是一只猫带给你热闹

1681
01:15:43,600 --> 01:15:46,366
一起来舞蹈

1682
01:15:47,366 --> 01:15:49,733
你快乐就好

1683
01:15:53,366 --> 01:15:54,899
睡前苗苗在播

1684
01:15:54,900 --> 01:15:57,533
睡后苗苗还在播苗苗天道酬勤

1685
01:15:57,666 --> 01:16:00,666
来刷点超话态的苗苗天道酬勤

1686
01:16:00,933 --> 01:16:03,199
我看了半天阿香的弹幕啊

1687
01:16:03,266 --> 01:16:05,533
根本觉得思维方式跟副歌也不一样

1688
01:16:05,533 --> 01:16:06,333
其实我也觉得

1689
01:16:06,333 --> 01:16:06,766
我也觉得

1690
01:16:06,766 --> 01:16:09,466
我跟我思维方式跟跟副歌不一样

1691
01:16:09,466 --> 01:16:10,799
哎哎呦

1692
01:16:11,700 --> 01:16:13,800
但是但是还是同一个物种啊

1693
01:16:13,800 --> 01:16:15,133
我们都是人类

1694
01:16:15,166 --> 01:16:16,066
欢迎淡谢

1695
01:16:18,166 --> 01:16:20,966
我是一只猫

1696
01:16:21,933 --> 01:16:23,533
撒下柠檬

1697
01:16:24,133 --> 01:16:27,099
我自信自豪

1698
01:16:27,900 --> 01:16:29,866
还有点骄傲

1699
01:16:30,166 --> 01:16:33,066
我是一只猫

1700
01:16:34,300 --> 01:16:35,566
那些柠檬

1701
01:16:36,133 --> 01:16:38,799
快乐没烦恼

1702
01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:41,933
永远不会老

1703
01:16:42,100 --> 01:16:44,933
我是一只猫

1704
01:16:45,766 --> 01:16:47,899
快乐的星猫

1705
01:16:48,100 --> 01:16:50,866
周围冒气泡

1706
01:16:51,866 --> 01:16:54,166
音乐的符号好

1707
01:16:54,166 --> 01:16:57,066
我是一只猫

1708
01:16:57,900 --> 01:16:59,866
带给你热闹

1709
01:17:00,133 --> 01:17:02,799
一起来舞蹈

1710
01:17:03,866 --> 01:17:06,366
你快乐就好

1711
01:17:09,266 --> 01:17:11,299
谢谢我猪猪的两个棉花糖

1712
01:17:11,300 --> 01:17:13,533
和冬一的圣诞精灵

1713
01:17:13,566 --> 01:17:14,899
感谢支持

1714
01:17:15,100 --> 01:17:16,866
鱼生活在水中

1715
01:17:16,866 --> 01:17:18,733
自行车也生活在水中

1716
01:17:18,733 --> 01:17:21,566
什么自行车呀哈哈哈自行车

1717
01:17:22,366 --> 01:17:23,266
自行车

1718
01:17:23,333 --> 01:17:26,666
阵阵失通然后被沉水了被沉逃了是吧

1719
01:17:26,666 --> 01:17:27,999
自行车哈哈哈

1720
01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:32,700
臣妾要苟发自车跟于思通会乱后宫

1721
01:17:32,700 --> 01:17:34,533
罪不容诛啊

1722
01:17:36,533 --> 01:17:38,299
我是一只猫

1723
01:17:38,400 --> 01:17:39,400
早上好马克特

1724
01:17:39,400 --> 01:17:42,966
一周能充30个店长能充到就加礼物呀

1725
01:17:43,100 --> 01:17:44,866
那也也不一定能充到吧

1726
01:17:44,866 --> 01:17:46,099
但是你们都说想要

1727
01:17:46,100 --> 01:17:47,733
那就加个档位吗

1728
01:17:47,800 --> 01:17:49,500
那就加个档位看看

1729
01:17:51,066 --> 01:17:53,966
才不是燕燕姐姐喵你就是姐姐吗

1730
01:17:54,100 --> 01:17:55,133
就要姐姐吗

1731
01:17:55,466 --> 01:17:56,566
就喜欢姐姐吗

1732
01:17:56,566 --> 01:17:59,566
你主播穿专挑大主播不播

1733
01:17:59,566 --> 01:18:00,933
但我们也不睡觉的时候播

1734
01:18:00,933 --> 01:18:03,099
主播纯纯的闪电战玩家

1735
01:18:03,100 --> 01:18:05,300
主播纯纯的游击战玩家

1736
01:18:05,800 --> 01:18:09,133
棉花糖超人好甜好甜好甜

1737
01:18:09,466 --> 01:18:11,066
不许回归生活

1738
01:18:11,100 --> 01:18:12,766
快回来金宝欢迎弟弟

1739
01:18:12,766 --> 01:18:15,566
主播我播了8个小时能够祝我升天吗

1740
01:18:15,566 --> 01:18:16,966
你比主播还能加班

1741
01:18:16,966 --> 01:18:18,766
我操你比主播还能加

1742
01:18:18,766 --> 01:18:20,933
你是你是懂得加班的

1743
01:18:21,166 --> 01:18:22,766
真真的没问题吗

1744
01:18:22,766 --> 01:18:24,399
年轻人真好我操

1745
01:18:24,566 --> 01:18:25,699
弟弟还没成年

1746
01:18:25,700 --> 01:18:28,966
年轻人真好年轻人你说经历这么好

1747
01:18:29,166 --> 01:18:30,466
能播8个小时

1748
01:18:30,466 --> 01:18:31,766
主播别说8个小时

1749
01:18:31,766 --> 01:18:33,099
主播把8个小时拆一下

1750
01:18:33,100 --> 01:18:34,733
把这个边上擦掉一圈

1751
01:18:34,866 --> 01:18:37,199
播3个小时我都累死了我操

1752
01:18:37,533 --> 01:18:39,399
有充电活动有呀

1753
01:18:40,066 --> 01:18:41,499
有充电活动呢

1754
01:18:41,500 --> 01:18:45,933
播到 200件最佳棉面的那个

1755
01:18:46,933 --> 01:18:49,266
快一刀早上好一刀我还要

1756
01:18:53,366 --> 01:18:54,566
什么闪金

1757
01:18:54,766 --> 01:18:58,566
哈哈哈哎对闪金那个啥哎呦

1758
01:18:59,400 --> 01:19:00,733
说的闪电主播

1759
01:19:00,733 --> 01:19:03,066
地道战主播主播平常

1760
01:19:03,200 --> 01:19:05,300
哎那种比较火的时间段

1761
01:19:05,300 --> 01:19:07,966
主播只能猫在壁炉边上

1762
01:19:08,133 --> 01:19:10,199
看着大主播发挥啊

1763
01:19:10,200 --> 01:19:13,066
等到大主播都睡觉大主播下播了

1764
01:19:13,066 --> 01:19:16,399
主播从那个阴影之中稀稀索索的爬

1765
01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:17,933
出来啊爬出来

1766
01:19:18,466 --> 01:19:20,299
哎一觉没睡醒走

1767
01:19:21,666 --> 01:19:23,399
好久没见一觉没睡醒

1768
01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:26,800
主播从阴影里面爬出来

1769
01:19:26,800 --> 01:19:28,400
然后偷偷的看看周围啊

1770
01:19:28,400 --> 01:19:29,733
看看现在有几个人

1771
01:19:29,733 --> 01:19:32,899
然后哈哈哈然后然后再来直播呀

1772
01:19:32,900 --> 01:19:34,700
这就是主播呃

1773
01:19:36,500 --> 01:19:38,266
主播发动了那个

1774
01:19:39,533 --> 01:19:41,699
行走在黑暗之中的怪盗

1775
01:19:41,700 --> 01:19:43,533
主播阴影中爬起来

1776
01:19:43,900 --> 01:19:45,200
强中之帽是吧

1777
01:19:45,200 --> 01:19:47,333
我强中之那什么还没看呢

1778
01:19:47,333 --> 01:19:49,299
强中之手没看呢你这个强

1779
01:19:51,166 --> 01:19:53,333
昨天播时间太长了

1780
01:19:53,333 --> 01:19:55,699
我本来以为就播俩小时下班了

1781
01:19:55,700 --> 01:19:57,500
结果一看播了4个多点

1782
01:19:57,500 --> 01:19:59,300
没劲了下播睡着了

1783
01:19:59,533 --> 01:20:02,466
本来我想上玩一把游戏再睡的

1784
01:20:02,466 --> 01:20:04,733
结果我刚把加速器打开

1785
01:20:04,933 --> 01:20:07,666
我在等游戏更新的那一分钟里面

1786
01:20:07,666 --> 01:20:08,866
我把手机往边一扔

1787
01:20:08,866 --> 01:20:09,766
我就睡着了

1788
01:20:10,100 --> 01:20:13,600
哈哈哈好丢人啊好丢人啊好困

1789
01:20:13,600 --> 01:20:15,866
哎呦好困好困啊

1790
01:20:16,466 --> 01:20:18,266
摇了几天高高富富

1791
01:20:18,300 --> 01:20:20,566
好好好注意那个后续处理啊

1792
01:20:20,566 --> 01:20:23,699
注意后续的那个那个状态捏

1793
01:20:24,333 --> 01:20:26,333
我操被人家

1794
01:20:26,933 --> 01:20:29,599
哎我受不了我接受不了大家被被人家

1795
01:20:29,600 --> 01:20:31,866
被人家一分拿下了

1796
01:20:31,866 --> 01:20:32,933
戒戒戒

1797
01:20:34,200 --> 01:20:35,800
找地币带你玩50分

1798
01:20:35,800 --> 01:20:37,500
不是我自己单排的

1799
01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:39,533
你不信你去查主播战绩

1800
01:20:39,533 --> 01:20:40,533
主播主播

1801
01:20:40,933 --> 01:20:42,333
基本都是自己玩

1802
01:20:42,366 --> 01:20:44,266
主播大部分时候都是自己玩

1803
01:20:44,266 --> 01:20:46,133
小部分的时候也排

1804
01:20:46,133 --> 01:20:47,533
排到的队友比较靠谱

1805
01:20:47,533 --> 01:20:48,666
可能人家加我好友

1806
01:20:48,666 --> 01:20:50,733
然后下一把再玩一把之类的

1807
01:20:50,900 --> 01:20:52,766
主播的好友都是日抛型的

1808
01:20:52,766 --> 01:20:55,199
没有说今天玩完第二天再玩的

1809
01:20:55,400 --> 01:20:57,866
能想象到主播天天眼红的

1810
01:20:57,866 --> 01:20:59,499
真的大主播只是看看

1811
01:20:59,500 --> 01:21:01,166
看看有多少人在播而已了

1812
01:21:01,166 --> 01:21:02,533
我盯他们干嘛呀

1813
01:21:04,300 --> 01:21:07,200
打个招呼睡觉去了拜拜一周没睡醒

1814
01:21:07,200 --> 01:21:09,066
晚安晚安好符合你的名字

1815
01:21:09,500 --> 01:21:12,766
对面一下线立马开始播哪有大主播

1816
01:21:12,766 --> 01:21:14,333
哪有那么少呀

1817
01:21:14,500 --> 01:21:16,100
大主播有很多的

1818
01:21:16,333 --> 01:21:18,699
大部分的时候都是小代玩

1819
01:21:18,700 --> 01:21:21,000
是啊主播哪有那么多时间天天

1820
01:21:21,066 --> 01:21:22,266
天天玩游戏啊

1821
01:21:22,266 --> 01:21:24,466
主播要一天到晚的玩游戏的话

1822
01:21:24,466 --> 01:21:26,966
那不是就准备不了直播内容了吗

1823
01:21:27,133 --> 01:21:28,166
那除了玩游戏之外

1824
01:21:28,166 --> 01:21:30,366
主播还有很多重要的事情要做了

1825
01:21:30,366 --> 01:21:33,399
哈哈哈玩游戏是主播个人的爱好

1826
01:21:33,400 --> 01:21:35,800
那个爱好的话那肯定要为工作

1827
01:21:36,266 --> 01:21:38,933
小让一路啊小小让小让一下路

1828
01:21:39,100 --> 01:21:42,266
那不能不能不能让工作耽误了

1829
01:21:42,500 --> 01:21:43,266
不是不能

1830
01:21:43,266 --> 01:21:45,166
还有我刚说说反了

1831
01:21:45,166 --> 01:21:48,066
不能让爱好太多的耽误工作了呀

1832
01:21:48,100 --> 01:21:51,066
我觉得你是你给主播扣帽子是吧

1833
01:21:51,066 --> 01:21:52,466
我操你给主播扣帽子

1834
01:21:52,466 --> 01:21:54,999
主播给你切歌了哈哈哈

1835
01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:57,333
哎我才不要我才不要念

1836
01:21:58,600 --> 01:22:01,900
关不关万世千秋求只求爱花千恩

1837
01:22:01,900 --> 01:22:04,366
这万丈红尘纷乱英无雄

1838
01:22:05,300 --> 01:22:07,533
是不开了呀你举报一下

1839
01:22:07,600 --> 01:22:10,100
那你每次都在最后一秒领先别人1分

1840
01:22:10,100 --> 01:22:11,966
是不是开脚本压点了呀

1841
01:22:12,066 --> 01:22:14,733
自动自动脚本自动刷礼物

1842
01:22:14,733 --> 01:22:17,399
哈哈哈脚本自动刷礼物

1843
01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:20,000
这下说出真心话了

1844
01:22:20,200 --> 01:22:23,066
主播就一下子没说没说坏话

1845
01:22:23,066 --> 01:22:24,666
你们就说真心话

1846
01:22:24,666 --> 01:22:27,199
主播天天说喜欢大家大家都不相信

1847
01:22:27,200 --> 01:22:27,900
哈哈哈

1848
01:22:27,900 --> 01:22:30,500
主播说一次最讨厌你了你就觉得哇

1849
01:22:30,500 --> 01:22:32,133
主播终于说真心话

1850
01:22:32,133 --> 01:22:33,966
怎么有这样的人呢

1851
01:22:34,300 --> 01:22:37,933
怎么会有如此哦交集市呢也是

1852
01:22:37,933 --> 01:22:38,899
今天播多久

1853
01:22:38,900 --> 01:22:42,100
还有一个一个一个一个呵呵二三

1854
01:22:42,333 --> 01:22:43,799
一个一个一个

1855
01:22:43,966 --> 01:22:45,933
一个小时零一点点啊

1856
01:22:45,933 --> 01:22:47,366
一个小时零一点点

1857
01:22:49,200 --> 01:22:51,000
惯不惯将相问候

1858
01:22:51,166 --> 01:22:53,133
惯不惯爱错千秋

1859
01:22:53,466 --> 01:22:55,566
主播什么时候说过喜欢你们

1860
01:22:55,566 --> 01:22:57,333
喜欢大家是那种朋友的

1861
01:22:57,333 --> 01:22:58,733
我得叠加你知道吧

1862
01:22:58,733 --> 01:23:01,966
因为就我喜欢大家是那种朋友的

1863
01:23:01,966 --> 01:23:03,699
友爱的那种感觉

1864
01:23:05,133 --> 01:23:07,533
关不关万世千秋求只求

1865
01:23:07,533 --> 01:23:10,899
爱化解这万丈红尘纷乱永无休

1866
01:23:12,866 --> 01:23:16,333
更要似水温柔谁在乎谁就春秋

1867
01:23:17,500 --> 01:23:19,600
好热可以回归生活了

1868
01:23:19,600 --> 01:23:21,966
主播只是跟着念词而已

1869
01:23:22,566 --> 01:23:25,899
哈哈哈天天威胁我我就要唱我就要唱

1870
01:23:27,933 --> 01:23:29,266
天天威胁我

1871
01:23:29,700 --> 01:23:31,600
真是的没出息

1872
01:23:34,666 --> 01:23:37,066
真真真挺喜欢大家的

1873
01:23:37,066 --> 01:23:38,399
你爱人作为一个集体

1874
01:23:38,400 --> 01:23:40,266
是对动物朋友的那种喜欢吗

1875
01:23:40,266 --> 01:23:42,499
是作为动物朋友喜欢大家

1876
01:23:43,133 --> 01:23:45,599
主播就是大家的动物朋友嗯

1877
01:23:48,933 --> 01:23:52,166
越播星星越像猫啊确实确实太像猫

1878
01:23:55,966 --> 01:23:56,799
欢迎阿姨

1879
01:23:58,800 --> 01:24:00,300
主播可以点歌吗

1880
01:24:00,300 --> 01:24:03,366
你要点什么你要我唱还是要我跳

1881
01:24:03,566 --> 01:24:04,799
还是要听啊

1882
01:24:05,333 --> 01:24:08,099
听可以啊但是我唱的话

1883
01:24:08,333 --> 01:24:09,133
呃

1884
01:24:09,766 --> 01:24:13,333
完了我成动了我是动物我是猫猫人

1885
01:24:13,900 --> 01:24:15,066
我是动物

1886
01:24:15,066 --> 01:24:17,733
动物朋友的意思是我是小动物

1887
01:24:21,866 --> 01:24:23,366
这是肥猫

1888
01:24:23,733 --> 01:24:24,766
肥猫闭嘴

1889
01:24:26,733 --> 01:24:29,199
你们不会脑子里面想让肥猫闭嘴吧

1890
01:24:29,200 --> 01:24:32,000
就给杂谈主播上个禁言机就像是

1891
01:24:32,300 --> 01:24:33,133
就像是

1892
01:24:34,766 --> 01:24:37,399
马的收音机从他身边残忍波罗扬

1893
01:24:37,400 --> 01:24:41,366
给主播上个禁言机哈哈哈好恐怖啊

1894
01:24:41,366 --> 01:24:43,133
一想到不能说话好恐怖啊

1895
01:24:43,133 --> 01:24:43,566
咱家

1896
01:24:43,566 --> 01:24:45,999
禁言机这种礼物违背主播的本能啊

1897
01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:47,366
哎呦受不了

1898
01:24:47,866 --> 01:24:50,199
不如加班感觉感觉不如禁言加班

1899
01:24:50,200 --> 01:24:50,966
双管齐下

1900
01:24:50,966 --> 01:24:54,266
给主播加班先刷满然后再给主播禁言

1901
01:24:54,266 --> 01:24:56,999
主播把频道开个自然律动然后去睡觉

1902
01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:59,866
睡觉醒来之后跟大家说拜拜

1903
01:25:00,466 --> 01:25:02,466
单相思醒OK

1904
01:25:06,166 --> 01:25:09,266
谢谢红灯的幸运钥匙3D手语回

1905
01:25:09,766 --> 01:25:10,599
也可以啊

1906
01:25:10,600 --> 01:25:12,200
可以可以可以可以

1907
01:25:12,200 --> 01:25:12,933
但是

1908
01:25:12,933 --> 01:25:15,366
跟大家比比花花的话可以你知道吧

1909
01:25:15,366 --> 01:25:16,333
可以可以

1910
01:25:18,400 --> 01:25:19,166
真可以啊

1911
01:25:19,166 --> 01:25:20,366
等我那个我

1912
01:25:20,366 --> 01:25:23,366
我从那个香港运过来的那个手补设备

1913
01:25:23,766 --> 01:25:25,599
到了然后咱们看看试试

1914
01:25:25,600 --> 01:25:27,466
怎么开个手语魂试试啊

1915
01:25:27,533 --> 01:25:31,733
能不能稳定的比中指就在此一搏了点

1916
01:25:31,733 --> 01:25:35,299
个小青蛙找老婆我就知道你要点这个

1917
01:25:35,800 --> 01:25:38,966
主播能不能完整唱一遍给哥们点自信

1918
01:25:41,600 --> 01:25:42,533
真的吗

1919
01:25:44,266 --> 01:25:46,666
看怎么一般呢KTV打k

1920
01:25:46,666 --> 01:25:48,999
我敢电哟我敢电药

1921
01:25:50,666 --> 01:25:57,166
达利亚梅卡卡娜特NO你还能OK

1922
01:25:57,266 --> 01:25:58,866
OK by the miss

1923
01:25:58,866 --> 01:26:00,533
卡拉娜伊哟

1924
01:26:00,600 --> 01:26:06,733
达利亚玛卡卡娜塔NO还雪太大

1925
01:26:07,900 --> 01:26:12,666
塔塔热住肚饿塔塔热肚里喇

1926
01:26:13,133 --> 01:26:16,799
money dance kill SWI

1927
01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:20,966
不会哈哈哈

1928
01:26:20,966 --> 01:26:22,066
谢谢主播绵绵

1929
01:26:22,066 --> 01:26:25,366
已经到谢谢了吧谢谢主播榜3谢谢

1930
01:26:25,700 --> 01:26:28,600
红灯的泡泡糖感谢支持大家送我礼物

1931
01:26:28,600 --> 01:26:30,866
可以优先送圣诞的那个

1932
01:26:31,000 --> 01:26:33,300
可以优先送圣诞的那些

1933
01:26:33,400 --> 01:26:36,900
就是什么精灵啊盲盒呀帽帽啊

1934
01:26:36,900 --> 01:26:39,666
什么雪宝路啊皇冠之类的

1935
01:26:40,066 --> 01:26:41,666
可以毛毛礼物

1936
01:26:41,666 --> 01:26:43,933
可以毛那个那个礼物来着

1937
01:26:47,900 --> 01:26:49,500
啊然后这个赛道

1938
01:26:49,533 --> 01:26:51,766
这个赛道前50还发点米

1939
01:26:51,766 --> 01:26:53,499
主播还能毛点米

1940
01:26:55,133 --> 01:26:58,666
维斯卡拉纳伊亚卡利亚

1941
01:26:58,866 --> 01:27:01,899
梅卡卡拉塔诺

1942
01:27:02,333 --> 01:27:03,299
埃尔达尔

1943
01:27:03,366 --> 01:27:04,799
弗莱泰

1944
01:27:05,366 --> 01:27:06,166
尼克

1945
01:27:07,366 --> 01:27:10,299
那个有头衔的那个头衔还挺好看的

1946
01:27:10,900 --> 01:27:13,533
公会都是这样没有挑三拣四

1947
01:27:13,533 --> 01:27:15,166
谁挑三拣四的

1948
01:27:15,166 --> 01:27:16,699
没有挑三拣四

1949
01:27:17,200 --> 01:27:19,900
主要是不开不想不想太开加班机

1950
01:27:19,900 --> 01:27:21,766
要不然我应该会把那个圣诞礼物

1951
01:27:21,766 --> 01:27:23,966
撤成那个加班的那个线下

1952
01:27:28,900 --> 01:27:33,266
SO火我来哈哈哈生活太啊

1953
01:27:34,133 --> 01:27:36,999
谢谢三三家的猪猪的戒指

1954
01:27:37,533 --> 01:27:39,266
谢谢猪猪我操

1955
01:27:41,266 --> 01:27:42,099
坏坏坏

1956
01:27:42,166 --> 01:27:45,366
谢谢猪猪的舰长获得你爱的爱的

1957
01:27:45,800 --> 01:27:49,333
谢谢谢谢太破费了感谢支持

1958
01:27:50,766 --> 01:27:52,166
嘟嘟的见长耶

1959
01:28:04,066 --> 01:28:06,666
播不下进来之休走之

1960
01:28:06,666 --> 01:28:09,266
只要我上播了就不要想着下班是吧

1961
01:28:09,566 --> 01:28:12,366
主播唱完你怎么沉默了人之才没落

1962
01:28:12,366 --> 01:28:14,866
怎么评价主播的日语水平

1963
01:28:16,066 --> 01:28:18,299
马哥都不许说话马哥都闭嘴

1964
01:28:18,300 --> 01:28:20,566
怎么评价主播的日语水平啊

1965
01:28:22,200 --> 01:28:22,866
反光这人

1966
01:28:22,866 --> 01:28:24,999
主播如何评价考研区APP

1967
01:28:25,066 --> 01:28:26,966
直播成进自我激励

1968
01:28:26,966 --> 01:28:29,166
什么叫自我激励啊

1969
01:28:29,966 --> 01:28:30,733
是那种

1970
01:28:30,733 --> 01:28:33,866
学45分钟定个番茄中然后他就开始

1971
01:28:33,966 --> 01:28:36,899
开始呃挥挥手啊

1972
01:28:36,966 --> 01:28:40,299
我真的真的真的真的真的很不错

1973
01:28:40,366 --> 01:28:41,533
啊是这样吗

1974
01:28:41,566 --> 01:28:42,733
这是这是

1975
01:28:42,733 --> 01:28:45,766
这是那个自我经历是这样的吗

1976
01:28:45,900 --> 01:28:47,366
感觉不太对啊

1977
01:28:47,366 --> 01:28:49,766
为什么你会说什么信什么呀

1978
01:28:49,966 --> 01:28:51,933
那肯定啊因为我我很相

1979
01:28:51,933 --> 01:28:53,266
信大家的

1980
01:28:54,266 --> 01:28:57,333
主播主播是一个很很亲人的小动物

1981
01:28:57,333 --> 01:28:58,666
所以不能伤害主播

1982
01:28:58,666 --> 01:29:01,466
你伤害主播主播会掉小珍珠的

1983
01:29:01,800 --> 01:29:04,300
你伤害主播主播会心痛的

1984
01:29:04,733 --> 01:29:05,966
你有考虑过吗

1985
01:29:05,966 --> 01:29:08,599
你没有考虑你只考虑过你自己

1986
01:29:09,533 --> 01:29:10,999
这是自我奖励

1987
01:29:11,000 --> 01:29:12,000
什么鬼啊

1988
01:29:15,533 --> 01:29:18,566
可以等到主播休息会再相见了

1989
01:29:19,166 --> 01:29:20,566
啊可以可以没问题

1990
01:29:20,566 --> 01:29:22,999
就是啊考研去up

1991
01:29:23,466 --> 01:29:26,333
因为压力太大终于疯掉了是吧

1992
01:29:26,333 --> 01:29:29,466
不对啊不对啊考研考完了吧

1993
01:29:29,466 --> 01:29:31,166
不是说20号考完吗

1994
01:29:31,500 --> 01:29:33,666
我看两一次都放假了呀

1995
01:29:33,666 --> 01:29:35,766
他我看他他都已经解放了

1996
01:29:35,766 --> 01:29:38,499
开始天天天天发发癫

1997
01:29:38,500 --> 01:29:39,500
心律动啊

1998
01:29:39,733 --> 01:29:42,733
感觉比你的关系口音强哇谢谢

1999
01:29:42,733 --> 01:29:44,533
开心就信这个了

2000
01:29:44,533 --> 01:29:45,333
挑点好的

2001
01:29:45,333 --> 01:29:47,866
今天晚上做梦就梦这个了就信这个了

2002
01:29:47,866 --> 01:29:49,766
好吧明天考吗

2003
01:29:49,766 --> 01:29:51,266
哎哎

2004
01:29:51,733 --> 01:29:53,166
原来是明天吗

2005
01:29:54,766 --> 01:29:56,799
我操我不知道呀

2006
01:29:59,400 --> 01:30:02,533
我还以为你还是你还是那什么了呢

2007
01:30:05,133 --> 01:30:08,799
欢迎雨天早安雨天我还有圣诞才考啊

2008
01:30:10,133 --> 01:30:11,133
这样子啊

2009
01:30:11,266 --> 01:30:14,299
二姐不是23号吗我也不知道嘞

2010
01:30:14,500 --> 01:30:17,600
我记错了我就记得是12月末嘞

2011
01:30:19,366 --> 01:30:22,933
周六开始为什么老赶上圣诞考研啊

2012
01:30:23,366 --> 01:30:27,566
从研究生开始享用不过不过洋节吗

2013
01:30:27,566 --> 01:30:28,566
这样子吗

2014
01:30:28,766 --> 01:30:29,899
开心的自己问好

2015
01:30:32,133 --> 01:30:36,199
生活已痛吻我我却回归生活哈哈

2016
01:30:36,200 --> 01:30:38,100
诡计多端的m

2017
01:30:38,300 --> 01:30:39,666
诡计多端的m

2018
01:30:39,800 --> 01:30:42,166
我操阿姨是白了

2019
01:30:42,166 --> 01:30:42,999
别白啊

2020
01:30:43,000 --> 01:30:46,133
他他他他他他挺努力的我觉得

2021
01:30:46,133 --> 01:30:48,799
挺努力的大家考研真太专了

2022
01:30:50,600 --> 01:30:52,700
关键考研不卷的时候

2023
01:30:52,700 --> 01:30:54,466
大家可能都不想考

2024
01:30:54,466 --> 01:30:56,533
考研越卷大家越想考

2025
01:30:59,066 --> 01:31:01,299
是大家都想考的时候这东西就卷

2026
01:31:01,300 --> 01:31:02,966
然后大家都不想考

2027
01:31:02,966 --> 01:31:05,333
都觉得我马上就业马上进社会

2028
01:31:05,333 --> 01:31:07,599
然后一下就能创造好大的价值这样

2029
01:31:07,600 --> 01:31:08,400
这样的时候

2030
01:31:08,900 --> 01:31:11,766
考研就没那么卷了应该是反过来的吧

2031
01:31:12,166 --> 01:31:14,299
大不闻我都进你的过好我的每天

2032
01:31:14,300 --> 01:31:17,766
你会呆不会呆任何时候为我开

2033
01:31:17,766 --> 01:31:21,399
是好是坏该不该还没来的不想猜

2034
01:31:21,400 --> 01:31:23,700
有谁能真的看得清楚

2035
01:31:23,700 --> 01:31:27,566
哪里是归宿要怎么组备来的拼图

2036
01:31:28,400 --> 01:31:29,733
东西发群里了

2037
01:31:32,700 --> 01:31:36,166
两天开完了120抽的大包子

2038
01:31:38,266 --> 01:31:40,099
拿那个鼻涕流的太多

2039
01:31:40,100 --> 01:31:41,533
然后你就天天拿纸擦

2040
01:31:41,533 --> 01:31:43,666
那个纸要是柔软度不够的话

2041
01:31:44,200 --> 01:31:48,533
你那个人中到嘴到鼻子都会火辣辣的

2042
01:31:48,533 --> 01:31:50,266
这好像没办法解决

2043
01:31:50,266 --> 01:31:52,966
就是有的时候甚至都会把那个皮擦破

2044
01:31:54,200 --> 01:31:56,066
多注意啊多注意啊

2045
01:31:56,400 --> 01:31:58,333
烟烟灰灰啊

2046
01:31:58,333 --> 01:31:59,566
别走拜拜

2047
01:31:59,566 --> 01:32:01,899
别叫老婆叫老婆第一次警告

2048
01:32:01,900 --> 01:32:03,466
第二次办了我不想说你

2049
01:32:03,466 --> 01:32:05,099
爱你应该不会恶心我

2050
01:32:05,500 --> 01:32:06,500
别叫老婆

2051
01:32:06,733 --> 01:32:07,766
我都滚屏

2052
01:32:07,766 --> 01:32:10,499
上面没有写不要叫老婆这几个字吗

2053
01:32:10,500 --> 01:32:11,600
没有写这个吗

2054
01:32:14,966 --> 01:32:17,066
请不要叫老婆

2055
01:32:21,533 --> 01:32:24,566
不要叫主播老婆

2056
01:32:26,366 --> 01:32:28,199
主播主播什么情况

2057
01:32:28,200 --> 01:32:31,366
主播主播在这边打不要叫主播老婆

2058
01:32:31,366 --> 01:32:33,999
结果结果输入法推荐的是

2059
01:32:34,133 --> 01:32:36,099
不要叫主播老头

2060
01:32:38,200 --> 01:32:41,100
好像老婆这两个字是违禁词啊

2061
01:32:41,100 --> 01:32:42,700
大家啊挺好的

2062
01:32:42,733 --> 01:32:45,666
哔哩哔哩都知道这个词违禁啊

2063
01:32:45,666 --> 01:32:49,099
你们还在这一直叫叫叫叫你叫呢

2064
01:32:49,100 --> 01:32:49,933
我服了

2065
01:32:50,300 --> 01:32:53,766
谁能真的看得清楚哪里是怪兽

2066
01:32:54,066 --> 01:32:55,266
怎么做未来的

2067
01:32:55,266 --> 01:32:57,766
谢谢抖音的男的牛蛙和两个打扣

2068
01:32:57,866 --> 01:32:59,266
你或者你的关注

2069
01:32:59,333 --> 01:33:00,166
谢谢谢谢

2070
01:33:00,766 --> 01:33:04,566
别叫了别叫滚滚滚哎呀我服了

2071
01:33:05,333 --> 01:33:09,066
你们就喜欢让主播像驱赶小狗一样哇

2072
01:33:09,200 --> 01:33:11,533
快走快走啊不离开离开

2073
01:33:11,533 --> 01:33:13,399
叫妖魔鬼怪快离开走

2074
01:33:13,500 --> 01:33:18,466
哈哈哈不没劲啊没劲的没劲的啊对

2075
01:33:18,466 --> 01:33:20,966
我还没点梦瑶的那个小乌龟

2076
01:33:21,466 --> 01:33:23,133
什么小小青蛙

2077
01:33:23,666 --> 01:33:24,499
说的老婆

2078
01:33:24,500 --> 01:33:27,100
想到但那个小青蛙找老婆我还没有放

2079
01:33:29,300 --> 01:33:32,133
罗密老婆嘿嘿那也可以吧那也可以

2080
01:33:32,600 --> 01:33:34,466
谢谢2008的小花

2081
01:33:35,266 --> 01:33:39,266
他看见一只他就这么说

2082
01:33:39,333 --> 01:33:42,366
花花池塘边有只青蛙

2083
01:33:42,366 --> 01:33:44,933
他在找老婆他看见一只

2084
01:33:45,066 --> 01:33:46,599
嗯嗯他就这么说

2085
01:33:46,666 --> 01:33:47,733
呱呱呱呱

2086
01:33:47,733 --> 01:33:50,766
请你嫁给我这个青蛙疑似在歌

2087
01:33:50,766 --> 01:33:52,533
唱耶耶人啊好吧

2088
01:33:53,466 --> 01:33:56,866
这这是这是这是舰长点的歌哈哈

2089
01:33:57,766 --> 01:34:00,699
哈哎呀好像好像鸳鸯人啊对吧

2090
01:34:01,266 --> 01:34:02,066
这个这个

2091
01:34:02,066 --> 01:34:03,566
直播间外有有有

2092
01:34:03,566 --> 01:34:05,366
那个弟弟在找老婆

2093
01:34:05,366 --> 01:34:07,566
他看见一个主播他就这么说

2094
01:34:07,900 --> 01:34:10,400
哎呀老婆老婆请你嫁给我

2095
01:34:10,500 --> 01:34:13,366
然后那个主播说不行我不是人类呀

2096
01:34:13,366 --> 01:34:16,066
我只是一只猫一只狗一只小鹿

2097
01:34:16,166 --> 01:34:18,366
一只这个这个蝙蝠

2098
01:34:18,366 --> 01:34:20,533
我只是一个我不是狼

2099
01:34:21,333 --> 01:34:22,899
啊什么之类的

2100
01:34:23,266 --> 01:34:24,066
哈哈

2101
01:34:24,800 --> 01:34:26,500
哈哎有点真

2102
01:34:26,500 --> 01:34:28,666
我知道他终于他为什么天天在点

2103
01:34:28,666 --> 01:34:32,966
这个了边有只青蛙它在找老婆

2104
01:34:33,266 --> 01:34:35,533
它看见这名王子是吧

2105
01:34:36,166 --> 01:34:38,199
是吗亲爱的公主殿下

2106
01:34:38,266 --> 01:34:41,733
请放下羞涩速速与我结婚

2107
01:34:42,933 --> 01:34:43,399
不喜欢

2108
01:34:43,400 --> 01:34:45,533
我刚才这个这个语调有点像可宝哎

2109
01:34:45,533 --> 01:34:48,499
我感觉我这个这个语调有点像可宝

2110
01:34:49,800 --> 01:34:51,766
乐不是这种感觉吗

2111
01:34:51,766 --> 01:34:53,566
你点这首歌原来不是这个意思啊

2112
01:34:53,566 --> 01:34:54,899
我还第一次看这个

2113
01:34:55,133 --> 01:34:57,133
主播带着烟人牌子出去玩

2114
01:34:57,133 --> 01:34:59,066
不是烟人只能跟烟人内部消化

2115
01:34:59,066 --> 01:35:00,066
不可以出门玩

2116
01:35:01,133 --> 01:35:03,866
哈哈哈燕燕人只可以跟燕人内部消化

2117
01:35:03,866 --> 01:35:05,133
早上好我还有

2118
01:35:06,166 --> 01:35:07,899
6 嗨

2119
01:35:11,566 --> 01:35:12,933
欢迎奈洛走

2120
01:35:12,933 --> 01:35:17,899
看明白我愿意嫁给青蛙先生坐牢

2121
01:35:17,900 --> 01:35:21,733
没事主播就是去约静明王子给你祝福

2122
01:35:21,733 --> 01:35:23,333
如果等过生日的时候吧

2123
01:35:23,333 --> 01:35:25,333
你们有什么大活等主播过生日

2124
01:35:25,333 --> 01:35:29,266
哈哈哈等主播过生日好不好这样

2125
01:35:31,300 --> 01:35:33,666
你为什么还你这么着急啊

2126
01:35:33,666 --> 01:35:35,299
你为什么急这种事情啊

2127
01:35:35,300 --> 01:35:37,266
这种事情有什么好着急的

2128
01:35:37,666 --> 01:35:42,066
哎呦别急别急早晚早晚早晚早晚

2129
01:35:43,300 --> 01:35:44,100
欢迎文献

2130
01:35:45,266 --> 01:35:47,133
我操结晶猫

2131
01:35:48,966 --> 01:35:51,199
主播能在恋人里面找个老婆吗

2132
01:35:51,200 --> 01:35:53,900
你们自己你们自己努力吧

2133
01:35:56,300 --> 01:35:57,933
就就算主播是

2134
01:35:59,333 --> 01:36:00,933
家长也不能

2135
01:36:02,700 --> 01:36:06,666
包办婚姻啊得你们互相都喜欢才行

2136
01:36:07,333 --> 01:36:08,133
哦

2137
01:36:08,933 --> 01:36:13,999
前天有个羊的女孩子跟你住了3天啊

2138
01:36:14,933 --> 01:36:18,799
那你那你还挺厉害的这都没有

2139
01:36:22,333 --> 01:36:25,366
有些人的免疫系统好像战神啊

2140
01:36:25,366 --> 01:36:26,333
真的真的

2141
01:36:27,333 --> 01:36:29,133
我就很羡慕我室友啊

2142
01:36:29,566 --> 01:36:31,499
当时我们不知道谁传染的谁

2143
01:36:31,500 --> 01:36:32,800
反正他没什么

2144
01:36:32,966 --> 01:36:35,099
他没什么他没什么症状

2145
01:36:35,466 --> 01:36:37,799
然后我当时我们

2146
01:36:37,900 --> 01:36:40,466
都去搞的那个抗原质测核

2147
01:36:40,533 --> 01:36:41,866
他自己一测

2148
01:36:42,066 --> 01:36:43,766
那个t线卧槽

2149
01:36:43,933 --> 01:36:46,666
深的像那个那个那个啥一样

2150
01:36:46,700 --> 01:36:48,100
黑的都发亮

2151
01:36:48,166 --> 01:36:50,599
结果他自己一点症状都没有

2152
01:36:51,166 --> 01:36:52,333
真的很厉害

2153
01:36:53,366 --> 01:36:54,866
就只有嗓子哑了

2154
01:36:54,866 --> 01:36:56,133
然后人家活动啊

2155
01:36:56,133 --> 01:36:58,733
吃饭了味觉嗅觉什么都正常

2156
01:36:58,733 --> 01:36:59,566
就嗓子哑

2157
01:36:59,600 --> 01:37:00,933
也不发烧啊

2158
01:37:02,533 --> 01:37:04,366
这就是平常没事

2159
01:37:04,733 --> 01:37:05,799
一三五游泳

2160
01:37:05,800 --> 01:37:08,500
二四六网球的现充的含金量啊

2161
01:37:08,500 --> 01:37:10,600
对这就是现充的含金量

2162
01:37:11,366 --> 01:37:12,766
群里还不包分配

2163
01:37:12,766 --> 01:37:14,899
那是你们自由恋爱的要包分配

2164
01:37:14,900 --> 01:37:16,933
怎么会把1个烟烟人分配给

2165
01:37:16,933 --> 01:37:18,466
七八个烟烟人呢

2166
01:37:18,800 --> 01:37:20,600
这不系统出bug了吧

2167
01:37:21,366 --> 01:37:25,366
每天亲亲他阴了你还没牙我操

2168
01:37:26,200 --> 01:37:27,533
你好猛啊

2169
01:37:27,800 --> 01:37:29,666
你你好猛啊我操

2170
01:37:29,766 --> 01:37:32,699
你们你们你们哎呦哎呦

2171
01:37:33,133 --> 01:37:33,999
主播主播

2172
01:37:34,100 --> 01:37:36,133
真不懂了真不懂了真不懂了

2173
01:37:36,133 --> 01:37:38,966
主播只知道怎么怎么怎么扬啊

2174
01:37:39,166 --> 01:37:41,966
主播也知道同住的妹妹扬了怎么办

2175
01:37:42,133 --> 01:37:44,299
但主播不知道每天七夕还没扬

2176
01:37:44,300 --> 01:37:44,800
了怎么办

2177
01:37:44,800 --> 01:37:48,133
这这个这个这个是主播的主播的

2178
01:37:48,966 --> 01:37:50,199
能力范围之外了

2179
01:37:50,200 --> 01:37:54,333
你你你呃这这这这个有点那个

2180
01:37:54,800 --> 01:37:55,666
主播都平常

2181
01:37:55,666 --> 01:37:58,566
飞哥的喊麦功率人家是专业的

2182
01:37:58,566 --> 01:38:01,133
他喊了什么呀没听我没听

2183
01:38:02,966 --> 01:38:03,999
主播不懂

2184
01:38:04,000 --> 01:38:06,900
跟妹妹接吻不会不会传染吗

2185
01:38:06,900 --> 01:38:08,000
原来不会吗

2186
01:38:08,566 --> 01:38:10,333
同住的妹妹养了怎么办

2187
01:38:10,333 --> 01:38:13,066
你照顾完他然后他就可以照顾你了

2188
01:38:13,266 --> 01:38:15,933
这就是互相互相照顾的情况呀

2189
01:38:17,933 --> 01:38:18,733
欢迎明月

2190
01:38:18,866 --> 01:38:19,666
只认你

2191
01:38:20,466 --> 01:38:21,166
我才不是只

2192
01:38:21,166 --> 01:38:24,999
认你让我再给你说一遍哈哈哈超高了

2193
01:38:25,000 --> 01:38:27,500
这怎么会知道呢哎呦

2194
01:38:34,133 --> 01:38:35,733
晚上好三分猫

2195
01:38:37,200 --> 01:38:40,166
啊你竟然跟我说晚上好因为你也在家

2196
01:38:40,166 --> 01:38:42,066
在麋鹿

2197
01:38:42,300 --> 01:38:43,333
我叫米燕

2198
01:38:43,733 --> 01:38:44,899
我叫米燕

2199
01:38:46,966 --> 01:38:47,766
哎

2200
01:38:49,500 --> 01:38:52,166
很累啊我叫你呀

2201
01:38:52,600 --> 01:38:53,900
同住的羊了

2202
01:38:53,900 --> 01:38:56,566
怎么把它变成妹妹你是懂得

2203
01:38:56,800 --> 01:38:57,966
你是懂得

2204
01:38:57,966 --> 01:38:58,733
这个这个

2205
01:38:58,733 --> 01:38:59,566
这个题目

2206
01:38:59,566 --> 01:39:02,066
做不出来答案就把题目改掉的

2207
01:39:02,066 --> 01:39:03,933
你是懂得修改题目的

2208
01:39:04,100 --> 01:39:06,066
快乐的时代

2209
01:39:06,133 --> 01:39:07,666
快乐到底属于哪个年代

2210
01:39:07,666 --> 01:39:10,133
七零八零九零还是外世代

2211
01:39:10,133 --> 01:39:10,999
放开历史课本

2212
01:39:11,000 --> 01:39:12,733
答案就算仔细找也会找不到

2213
01:39:12,733 --> 01:39:13,666
背也会背不好

2214
01:39:13,666 --> 01:39:14,366
放松

2215
01:39:14,366 --> 01:39:17,499
让我来说什么年代吹着什么样的风

2216
01:39:17,533 --> 01:39:20,133
我拿着我的麦克风唱着独自呼啸

2217
01:39:21,300 --> 01:39:23,300
千年的年代复古我自嗨

2218
01:39:23,700 --> 01:39:25,400
大喊给爷变

2219
01:39:25,766 --> 01:39:28,499
得先变猫才能变成猫娘

2220
01:39:28,533 --> 01:39:29,066
这个

2221
01:39:29,066 --> 01:39:32,966
这个生物人体生物链接要经过两步呢

2222
01:39:32,966 --> 01:39:34,533
你直接把它踹了

2223
01:39:35,000 --> 01:39:37,066
对吧然后或者把它噶了

2224
01:39:37,066 --> 01:39:38,966
就能很快的变成妹妹啊

2225
01:39:41,333 --> 01:39:44,899
你呀咪呀和六耳飞猫这没有耳朵

2226
01:39:44,900 --> 01:39:47,900
给你抬脸看看边上是没有耳朵的

2227
01:39:47,900 --> 01:39:49,300
我没有人类的耳朵

2228
01:39:49,566 --> 01:39:50,566
看到没有

2229
01:39:50,600 --> 01:39:53,600
这脸好圆哈哈哈这脸好圆啊

2230
01:39:53,600 --> 01:39:56,333
我没有人类的耳朵你看到没

2231
01:39:57,166 --> 01:39:58,599
我没有人类耳朵

2232
01:39:59,900 --> 01:40:01,800
只有猫猫的

2233
01:40:01,800 --> 01:40:05,566
我是元教主主义猫娘没有人类的耳朵

2234
01:40:10,133 --> 01:40:10,933
欢迎红灯

2235
01:40:13,266 --> 01:40:15,699
恐怖谷你才恐怖谷呢

2236
01:40:17,000 --> 01:40:20,266
有人儿你又说哎呀猫娘不行

2237
01:40:20,266 --> 01:40:23,333
没有人你又说恐怖谷太可怕了

2238
01:40:24,000 --> 01:40:25,933
真是的好烦人吗

2239
01:40:28,400 --> 01:40:29,200
哼哼

2240
01:40:34,933 --> 01:40:35,933
头最大

2241
01:40:42,266 --> 01:40:45,799
如何对面直接写想看小电视飞船

2242
01:40:45,900 --> 01:40:47,366
梦里啥都有

2243
01:40:47,866 --> 01:40:49,866
梦里啥都有我也想看

2244
01:40:50,100 --> 01:40:51,000
啊我不挑

2245
01:40:51,000 --> 01:40:53,000
我什么都行哈哈哈

2246
01:40:53,000 --> 01:40:55,100
有特效什么都行我也想看

2247
01:40:55,100 --> 01:40:56,333
想是一个想法

2248
01:40:56,333 --> 01:40:59,299
我还可以每天把每天的那个什么

2249
01:40:59,533 --> 01:41:00,933
任务目标

2250
01:41:01,100 --> 01:41:04,300
我可以把每天的任务目标写成

2251
01:41:05,300 --> 01:41:06,766
写成那个什么呀

2252
01:41:07,266 --> 01:41:08,699
写成总督

2253
01:41:08,733 --> 01:41:10,766
括号0杠1对吧

2254
01:41:10,766 --> 01:41:14,466
每天每天每天每天的目标是一个总督

2255
01:41:14,466 --> 01:41:16,533
那随便写吧对吧

2256
01:41:17,533 --> 01:41:19,299
就像你说这个什么

2257
01:41:19,300 --> 01:41:21,166
假如我有5个亿怎么办

2258
01:41:21,166 --> 01:41:23,599
我一定把3个亿都捐出去做慈善啊

2259
01:41:23,666 --> 01:41:26,166
但假如我有50万我绝对不会捐30万

2260
01:41:26,166 --> 01:41:28,466
因为可能真的有50万啊

2261
01:41:28,466 --> 01:41:29,733
但是你没有5个亿啊

2262
01:41:29,733 --> 01:41:31,766
你有5个亿时候你怎么吹都行啊

2263
01:41:31,900 --> 01:41:34,733
想看流金小电视和脸上的飞船

2264
01:41:34,733 --> 01:41:36,533
来看代餐鸳鸯龙啊

2265
01:41:37,566 --> 01:41:39,599
嗯好吧也可以

2266
01:41:41,400 --> 01:41:44,866
我看那种很肥的猫走路肚子可以擦地

2267
01:41:44,933 --> 01:41:46,866
那得胖到什么程度啊

2268
01:41:46,866 --> 01:41:48,699
猫猫那么胖也不健康的

2269
01:41:48,700 --> 01:41:50,200
那太胖了那不好

2270
01:41:50,333 --> 01:41:51,133
欢迎老郑

2271
01:41:52,200 --> 01:41:53,900
美颜美颜只是美颜

2272
01:41:53,900 --> 01:41:56,333
哪有啊那想看那不是做梦吗

2273
01:41:56,333 --> 01:41:58,499
天花乱坠的做梦就行了

2274
01:41:58,866 --> 01:41:59,799
早呀老郑

2275
01:42:02,500 --> 01:42:03,966
老头在这边送一个

2276
01:42:03,966 --> 01:42:06,666
然后在对面过来看那大家大家

2277
01:42:06,700 --> 01:42:08,766
大家已经已经多了很多

2278
01:42:08,766 --> 01:42:11,333
就是不是已经有很多等着去对面

2279
01:42:11,366 --> 01:42:13,599
喊来这边看特效的人

2280
01:42:13,733 --> 01:42:17,299
什么时候有小电视飞船等等等了很久

2281
01:42:17,300 --> 01:42:19,866
急急别急

2282
01:42:20,500 --> 01:42:22,466
可能不健康但可爱

2283
01:42:23,700 --> 01:42:26,333
有一些猫太胖了真的不行

2284
01:42:26,333 --> 01:42:27,899
得上去减肥的

2285
01:42:28,400 --> 01:42:29,166
如何评价

2286
01:42:29,166 --> 01:42:32,133
酸奶妹失去嗅觉以后更放弃的亲亲猫

2287
01:42:32,133 --> 01:42:32,399
猫

2288
01:42:32,400 --> 01:42:35,700
本来你亲猫亲那个爪子有心理阴影了

2289
01:42:35,700 --> 01:42:38,200
你想过那个猫毛棍那个猫砂

2290
01:42:38,266 --> 01:42:38,766
你知道吧

2291
01:42:38,766 --> 01:42:40,333
以前我那个猫盘过猫砂

2292
01:42:40,333 --> 01:42:41,566
你就是心理阴影

2293
01:42:41,666 --> 01:42:44,066
但是你闻不到他身上那个猫味之后

2294
01:42:44,066 --> 01:42:46,366
他就只剩一个可爱的那个情况

2295
01:42:46,366 --> 01:42:47,799
然后就不不不不不不

2296
01:42:48,600 --> 01:42:50,566
哎呀对我也会那么吸猫的

2297
01:42:50,566 --> 01:42:52,933
好久没有见过活的小动物了

2298
01:42:52,966 --> 01:42:56,366
哈哈哈好久没有见过活的小动物了耶

2299
01:42:57,200 --> 01:42:58,466
等凤姐有了50个

2300
01:42:58,466 --> 01:43:00,733
w还播吗肯定有播的呀

2301
01:43:06,466 --> 01:43:08,366
闻不到就等于不存在

2302
01:43:08,966 --> 01:43:11,366
闻不到给了你一定的勇气

2303
01:43:17,166 --> 01:43:18,699
哇好自律的歌曲

2304
01:43:18,700 --> 01:43:19,366
听这首歌

2305
01:43:19,366 --> 01:43:22,133
就想每天早上9点半准时起来上播

2306
01:43:22,166 --> 01:43:24,699
播到12点半被室友敲墙

2307
01:43:25,266 --> 01:43:28,466
然后半夜非常自律的这个这个这个

2308
01:43:28,466 --> 01:43:30,466
刷哥哥VIP的直播

2309
01:43:31,333 --> 01:43:32,199
看切片

2310
01:43:32,200 --> 01:43:35,800
然后早上早上再起来直播哈哈哈

2311
01:43:36,200 --> 01:43:38,700
好一天的你生气就这种啊

2312
01:43:38,700 --> 01:43:41,600
主播什么时候给团宠酸奶们歇一歇

2313
01:43:41,666 --> 01:43:43,266
不要不要太可怕了

2314
01:43:43,333 --> 01:43:45,166
我们家有我们家团宠

2315
01:43:45,166 --> 01:43:46,799
酸奶们就是我妈妈

2316
01:43:47,333 --> 01:43:50,266
我妈妈信我就像团种酸奶妹吸猫一样

2317
01:43:50,266 --> 01:43:51,866
所以我一点开他的视频

2318
01:43:51,966 --> 01:43:53,399
有一种回家的感觉

2319
01:43:53,400 --> 01:43:55,266
想妈妈的时候就看一看

2320
01:43:55,366 --> 01:43:59,999
很恐怖哈哈哈很非常恐怖兄弟哈哈哈

2321
01:44:00,733 --> 01:44:03,766
现在是加班现在是加班了好恐怖

2322
01:44:03,766 --> 01:44:06,866
在家不行想想不通了想不通了

2323
01:44:06,933 --> 01:44:08,866
stay by my side in my life

2324
01:44:08,866 --> 01:44:10,799
shining through me everyday

2325
01:44:10,800 --> 01:44:12,600
you can never fade away

2326
01:44:12,600 --> 01:44:16,266
in your love is here to stay by my side in my life

2327
01:44:16,266 --> 01:44:18,299
shining through me everyday

2328
01:44:19,533 --> 01:44:23,599
酸奶妹是谁就是那个像像像像那个

2329
01:44:23,766 --> 01:44:25,533
呃叫什么来着

2330
01:44:26,866 --> 01:44:29,899
酸奶妹就是那个像像像

2331
01:44:30,566 --> 01:44:32,666
很奇怪的人不是不是奇怪

2332
01:44:32,666 --> 01:44:34,799
像10只娘娘一样那个啊

2333
01:44:34,800 --> 01:44:36,166
你这样的小猫猫

2334
01:44:36,166 --> 01:44:38,666
怎么能逃出我的掌心呢

2335
01:44:38,733 --> 01:44:42,499
哈哈哈这种这种这种声音啊谢谢刀神

2336
01:44:42,500 --> 01:44:43,766
谢谢一刀的泡泡机

2337
01:44:43,766 --> 01:44:46,066
泡泡机泡泡机泡泡机

2338
01:44:47,533 --> 01:44:48,999
泡泡金波嗯

2339
01:44:49,933 --> 01:44:52,699
你这样的猫猫后面忘了对

2340
01:44:52,700 --> 01:44:54,500
就这样的就这样后面忘了

2341
01:44:55,133 --> 01:44:58,766
闭眼睁眼眯眼呵呵呵啊啊啊

2342
01:44:59,266 --> 01:45:01,333
谢谢老赵的8朵小花呢

2343
01:45:01,533 --> 01:45:02,533
告辞

2344
01:45:03,800 --> 01:45:05,566
不是真的真的真的

2345
01:45:05,566 --> 01:45:06,566
他就是这样的

2346
01:45:06,566 --> 01:45:09,999
主播模仿的已经已经很瘦脸了

2347
01:45:10,100 --> 01:45:11,566
你不信问问他们

2348
01:45:11,700 --> 01:45:13,766
主播模仿的很瘦脸了

2349
01:45:13,866 --> 01:45:17,066
forever in your love

2350
01:45:17,066 --> 01:45:20,466
forever forever

2351
01:45:20,700 --> 01:45:23,766
forever in your love

2352
01:45:23,766 --> 01:45:25,399
我有时候我觉得直播直播的

2353
01:45:25,400 --> 01:45:27,700
感觉自己像植物大战僵尸里面那个

2354
01:45:27,700 --> 01:45:28,800
向日葵

2355
01:45:28,900 --> 01:45:32,900
跟随着音乐的节点一左一右的律动

2356
01:45:32,900 --> 01:45:36,200
哎呦有点接受不了哈哈哈哎

2357
01:45:36,200 --> 01:45:38,600
看着屏幕里面摇摇晃晃的自己

2358
01:45:38,600 --> 01:45:40,800
感觉自己像那个植物大战僵尸的

2359
01:45:40,800 --> 01:45:43,566
向日葵摇一会然后自己身上就啪

2360
01:45:43,600 --> 01:45:46,166
掉出来一个金币这样子哈哈哈

2361
01:45:46,866 --> 01:45:49,166
掉出来一点金币啊你知道吧

2362
01:45:49,533 --> 01:45:51,533
谢谢问酱的10个

2363
01:45:51,533 --> 01:45:54,866
泡泡机泡泡机泡泡机泡泡机波

2364
01:45:55,066 --> 01:45:57,399
哎呀你们怎么3D的时候不送泡泡机

2365
01:45:57,400 --> 01:45:59,066
那个时候有道具啊

2366
01:45:59,066 --> 01:46:01,566
谢谢泡泡机泡泡机泡泡机波

2367
01:46:03,100 --> 01:46:05,333
泡泡机泡泡机泡泡机

2368
01:46:13,733 --> 01:46:14,566
到你奥利

2369
01:46:15,100 --> 01:46:16,300
给我吃个泡泡机

2370
01:46:16,733 --> 01:46:19,699
泡泡机泡泡机泡泡机

2371
01:46:22,366 --> 01:46:23,333
谢谢谢谢

2372
01:46:24,666 --> 01:46:26,666
剩下的等下次3D会

2373
01:46:26,666 --> 01:46:28,099
主播给大家在泡泡机

2374
01:46:28,100 --> 01:46:30,200
没有那个泡泡机我已经受不了了

2375
01:46:30,300 --> 01:46:32,133
耐久和那不是金银花吗

2376
01:46:32,133 --> 01:46:33,699
金银花是爆什么的

2377
01:46:33,966 --> 01:46:36,999
金银花是爆什么的大家欢迎小钢琴

2378
01:46:37,366 --> 01:46:39,466
什么叫金银花呀不懂

2379
01:46:41,933 --> 01:46:43,599
这就是你的RK技术

2380
01:46:43,600 --> 01:46:46,700
明明很可爱啊人家是电子播放器

2381
01:46:46,733 --> 01:46:47,866
我是什么

2382
01:46:48,166 --> 01:46:51,533
我是电子窑子大家哈哈哈

2383
01:46:51,533 --> 01:46:53,699
主播是电子窑子

2384
01:46:54,800 --> 01:46:57,133
你给了虚拟区一个好苗子

2385
01:46:57,133 --> 01:46:58,866
虚拟区还你一个

2386
01:46:59,533 --> 01:47:01,566
技术到位的好苗子

2387
01:47:01,733 --> 01:47:03,533
什么样的皮套3D

2388
01:47:03,533 --> 01:47:04,933
2D 1D

2389
01:47:05,600 --> 01:47:06,666
都可以摇

2390
01:47:08,300 --> 01:47:13,000
只要心旅途心电图没有归到一条直线

2391
01:47:13,000 --> 01:47:15,166
我们就会一直摇摆不停啊

2392
01:47:15,166 --> 01:47:16,866
生命不息运动不止

2393
01:47:17,200 --> 01:47:18,700
每天通过摇摆

2394
01:47:19,133 --> 01:47:21,533
消耗1,800大卡的能量

2395
01:47:21,533 --> 01:47:23,333
尽显米燕本色

2396
01:47:25,100 --> 01:47:27,400
美颜不用他只是脸圆

2397
01:47:27,400 --> 01:47:29,900
对就这样的金银花爆大米

2398
01:47:29,900 --> 01:47:32,466
向日葵爆眼光啊我是金盏花是吧

2399
01:47:32,466 --> 01:47:33,766
金盏花会摇吗

2400
01:47:33,800 --> 01:47:35,066
欢迎国宝特工

2401
01:47:35,400 --> 01:47:37,933
金盏花是金银花是PV在里面产

2402
01:47:37,933 --> 01:47:40,366
金币的草不对我那我是太阳花

2403
01:47:40,366 --> 01:47:42,999
你们是大家是大家是什么

2404
01:47:44,700 --> 01:47:45,866
大家是什么呢

2405
01:47:47,800 --> 01:47:48,666
土豆人

2406
01:47:52,066 --> 01:47:55,499
肥猫正在成为幼小女孩异地是例会吧

2407
01:47:56,800 --> 01:47:59,666
异地是那个声线上下起伏的

2408
01:47:59,666 --> 01:48:02,299
网络波动的那种异地电台类

2409
01:48:03,600 --> 01:48:05,133
大家是我爹

2410
01:48:06,766 --> 01:48:09,133
你们是双头向日葵是吧

2411
01:48:10,600 --> 01:48:13,166
你是太阳花大家是瓜子

2412
01:48:14,300 --> 01:48:16,800
是南瓜头链是花盆

2413
01:48:18,300 --> 01:48:20,333
专门抢金币的

2414
01:48:20,600 --> 01:48:22,500
你是吸铁石是吧

2415
01:48:22,766 --> 01:48:24,566
那不对那我应该是那个

2416
01:48:24,566 --> 01:48:26,999
那个不是有一个像吸铁石一样的植物

2417
01:48:27,000 --> 01:48:29,300
吗就是就是金银花

2418
01:48:29,300 --> 01:48:32,100
一铲金币吸铁石啪就给他吸过来

2419
01:48:32,100 --> 01:48:33,000
哈哈

2420
01:48:33,700 --> 01:48:35,800
那你们你们这么说我应该是那个

2421
01:48:35,800 --> 01:48:37,133
那个吸铁石啊

2422
01:48:37,133 --> 01:48:38,066
啪的一下子

2423
01:48:42,766 --> 01:48:44,766
里菇对对对磁力菇啊

2424
01:48:45,000 --> 01:48:48,866
主播胆小胆小的样子像那个小喷菇啊

2425
01:48:48,900 --> 01:48:50,966
吸金的样子像磁力菇

2426
01:48:51,133 --> 01:48:53,499
没用的程度堪比那个

2427
01:48:54,100 --> 01:48:55,100
猫尾草啊

2428
01:48:55,100 --> 01:48:58,066
猫尾草没什么伤害呀我感觉他没有啊

2429
01:48:58,200 --> 01:49:00,000
就是就是这种集

2430
01:49:00,466 --> 01:49:03,666
饭五鱼一身的全色哈哈哈

2431
01:49:03,666 --> 01:49:04,966
你是除草机

2432
01:49:04,966 --> 01:49:05,966
我操无敌

2433
01:49:06,000 --> 01:49:08,466
除草机是这个游戏最无敌的东西啊

2434
01:49:08,600 --> 01:49:11,166
那是紫卡比我贵这样子的

2435
01:49:11,566 --> 01:49:14,599
你也可以是蜗牛吃巧克力然后抢金币

2436
01:49:14,600 --> 01:49:15,600
反正我就记得

2437
01:49:15,800 --> 01:49:17,466
磁力啊有一个有一个

2438
01:49:17,466 --> 01:49:19,899
有一个能吸金币的东西啊

2439
01:49:20,000 --> 01:49:22,200
呃那是胆小姑你什么易拉罐

2440
01:49:22,200 --> 01:49:23,400
有个小喷菇吧

2441
01:49:23,400 --> 01:49:24,866
啊对胆小姑嘞

2442
01:49:26,266 --> 01:49:28,733
主播什么时候能进化成魅惑姑啊

2443
01:49:28,766 --> 01:49:29,733
那那个

2444
01:49:29,900 --> 01:49:32,166
搞热水器的博主是不是就是魅惑姑啊

2445
01:49:32,166 --> 01:49:35,566
吃了之后五迷三道鬼迷日眼晕头转向

2446
01:49:35,566 --> 01:49:37,866
然后然后然后啊

2447
01:49:38,500 --> 01:49:39,366
然后一下这样子

2448
01:49:39,366 --> 01:49:41,499
然后开始开始攻击友军

2449
01:49:41,500 --> 01:49:42,600
哈哈哈哈

2450
01:49:42,600 --> 01:49:43,400
哎呦

2451
01:49:43,466 --> 01:49:46,799
三步外我大胆输出三步内我唯唯诺诺

2452
01:49:46,800 --> 01:49:48,266
那必须有人先开团

2453
01:49:48,266 --> 01:49:50,966
主播才能后手跟团我不敢我怕

2454
01:49:52,700 --> 01:49:55,400
磁力菇在睡觉你在干什么

2455
01:49:56,100 --> 01:49:58,900
磁力菇救一下磁力菇开大呀

2456
01:49:59,800 --> 01:50:01,933
茂普下风了茂普厉害吗

2457
01:50:01,933 --> 01:50:03,299
茂普没什么伤害呀

2458
01:50:03,300 --> 01:50:06,066
我感觉茂普的全图

2459
01:50:06,200 --> 01:50:08,666
效果伤害跟开了自苗的仙人掌一样

2460
01:50:08,666 --> 01:50:10,999
我感觉仙人掌也没什么伤害啊

2461
01:50:11,700 --> 01:50:13,766
是不是因为因为什么呀

2462
01:50:13,766 --> 01:50:15,366
因为因为他那个

2463
01:50:15,733 --> 01:50:17,566
他那个比较那什么呀

2464
01:50:17,900 --> 01:50:20,766
主播什么时候通信交换计划成

2465
01:50:20,900 --> 01:50:22,166
像梗鬼啊

2466
01:50:23,333 --> 01:50:26,566
跨游戏了能被这宝可梦的嘞

2467
01:50:29,500 --> 01:50:32,133
仙人掌可以变长呜

2468
01:50:34,066 --> 01:50:36,366
不行我太矮了不可以

2469
01:50:36,533 --> 01:50:38,833
猫尾草放导弹就伤害了玉米

2470
01:50:38,833 --> 01:50:39,933
偷偷也不错啊

2471
01:50:39,933 --> 01:50:42,733
我其实最喜欢的是那个黄油哎

2472
01:50:42,966 --> 01:50:44,166
我喜欢黄油哎

2473
01:50:44,166 --> 01:50:46,733
就喜欢这口毒狗的快感你知道吧

2474
01:50:46,866 --> 01:50:49,699
本来已经马上操作就要崩盘了

2475
01:50:49,766 --> 01:50:51,033
然后忽然一下子

2476
01:50:51,033 --> 01:50:53,166
那个投玉米粒的那个小的

2477
01:50:53,366 --> 01:50:54,266
那个玉米粒的

2478
01:50:54,266 --> 01:50:56,099
啪的一下砸出来一块黄油

2479
01:50:56,100 --> 01:50:57,066
我就觉得哇

2480
01:50:57,166 --> 01:50:58,766
不错不错真好真好

2481
01:51:00,566 --> 01:51:01,866
主打一个控制

2482
01:51:01,866 --> 01:51:02,766
对主打一个控制

2483
01:51:02,766 --> 01:51:04,233
我就喜欢打控制啊

2484
01:51:04,233 --> 01:51:07,566
然后被人家被他们说打的太慢了

2485
01:51:07,566 --> 01:51:10,833
我打屋顶的时候就在那边搞这个黄油

2486
01:51:10,833 --> 01:51:11,633
你知道吧

2487
01:51:12,266 --> 01:51:12,966
美艳蜜啊

2488
01:51:12,966 --> 01:51:13,933
我喜欢黄油

2489
01:51:13,933 --> 01:51:17,133
这个这个是上过国民高能时刻的

2490
01:51:17,266 --> 01:51:18,033
这一段

2491
01:51:18,033 --> 01:51:20,299
我当时玩的时候我就说我喜欢黄油

2492
01:51:20,300 --> 01:51:22,266
然后被俩人是捡到国民高能时刻

2493
01:51:22,266 --> 01:51:23,166
上面去了

2494
01:51:23,233 --> 01:51:24,466
望周知啊

2495
01:51:24,566 --> 01:51:27,299
岁月史书来了望周知哈哈哈

2496
01:51:27,933 --> 01:51:30,433
就喜欢主播为了禁烟切片

2497
01:51:30,433 --> 01:51:32,133
不是已经切过了

2498
01:51:32,133 --> 01:51:34,699
已经切过了当时就有这个切片

2499
01:51:35,166 --> 01:51:37,266
可给你沾上边了咋的

2500
01:51:37,266 --> 01:51:39,299
可给你沾上染色前的边了是吧

2501
01:51:39,300 --> 01:51:42,466
哈哈哈可给你沾上染色前的边了

2502
01:51:42,466 --> 01:51:44,066
你怎么打气球

2503
01:51:44,833 --> 01:51:47,266
也对哦那好像没什么办法了

2504
01:51:47,266 --> 01:51:48,066
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

2505
01:51:50,133 --> 01:51:53,033
我确实挺喜欢的主播不会打无尽

2506
01:51:53,033 --> 01:51:53,833
没打过

2507
01:51:53,833 --> 01:51:56,366
主播打那个保龄球打的大家血压高

2508
01:51:56,366 --> 01:51:57,466
就不玩了

2509
01:51:59,700 --> 01:52:00,500
哼

2510
01:52:01,100 --> 01:52:01,900
哼

2511
01:52:02,966 --> 01:52:05,833
我受够了我受够了好笨蛋哦

2512
01:52:07,100 --> 01:52:07,333
主播

2513
01:52:07,333 --> 01:52:10,466
作为猫猫人一定很喜欢内扣拍喇叭

2514
01:52:12,433 --> 01:52:15,299
还好吧主播既不是黑猫也不是白猫

2515
01:52:15,300 --> 01:52:17,333
所以看着没什么代入感

2516
01:52:19,266 --> 01:52:22,333
当玉米投手演你你都不喜欢了

2517
01:52:24,500 --> 01:52:26,300
就喜欢这种这种

2518
01:52:26,533 --> 01:52:30,066
哎呦一下子就是随机打出控制的感觉

2519
01:52:31,100 --> 01:52:33,433
转移话题到向日葵到PK界

2520
01:52:33,433 --> 01:52:34,499
一定很辛苦吧

2521
01:52:34,500 --> 01:52:35,733
心机猫啊

2522
01:52:35,733 --> 01:52:37,099
我我就是为了

2523
01:52:37,100 --> 01:52:39,466
我聊这个就是为了暴露主播喜欢

2524
01:52:39,466 --> 01:52:40,499
黄油是吧

2525
01:52:40,500 --> 01:52:43,566
就为了就为了捡点这这个切片是吧

2526
01:52:43,833 --> 01:52:46,766
你也把主播的控场能力想的太强了

2527
01:52:46,766 --> 01:52:47,566
怎么可能

2528
01:52:47,566 --> 01:52:49,033
主播是随波逐流

2529
01:52:49,366 --> 01:52:52,966
哈哈哈主播很随波逐流的好吧

2530
01:52:53,133 --> 01:52:53,933
哎呦

2531
01:52:54,833 --> 01:52:57,366
猫猫很自豪的说我喜欢黄油

2532
01:52:57,366 --> 01:53:00,233
我觉得那个玉米加脓泡太大了

2533
01:53:00,233 --> 01:53:02,266
不如玉米同手小巧可爱

2534
01:53:02,266 --> 01:53:04,866
玉米同手小小的也很可爱哦

2535
01:53:04,900 --> 01:53:07,333
嗯真的真的挺萌的长

2536
01:53:13,300 --> 01:53:14,866
就喜欢打拉扯是吧

2537
01:53:14,866 --> 01:53:17,466
不喜欢打强攻喜欢打控制线

2538
01:53:17,833 --> 01:53:19,499
你是懂得控制的

2539
01:53:21,666 --> 01:53:23,866
玉米投射的控场能力有目共睹

2540
01:53:23,866 --> 01:53:26,499
柚子是要出星座了主播不玩

2541
01:53:26,700 --> 01:53:27,866
你别跟主播聊

2542
01:53:27,866 --> 01:53:30,633
主播不玩的主播不懂主播不明白

2543
01:53:32,366 --> 01:53:33,499
没有骗弹幕

2544
01:53:33,500 --> 01:53:34,766
真没骗真没骗

2545
01:53:34,866 --> 01:53:35,633
我说啥了

2546
01:53:35,633 --> 01:53:38,166
忘记了刚刚说上一句马上就忘记

2547
01:53:38,166 --> 01:53:41,333
哈哈哈玉米加农炮可是高贵的

2548
01:53:41,333 --> 01:53:44,699
哎呦耶但是他长得长得很那什么呀

2549
01:53:45,566 --> 01:53:48,933
他他长得太大了而且他CD太久了

2550
01:53:48,933 --> 01:53:50,299
他打一发

2551
01:53:50,533 --> 01:53:53,233
他打一发那个加农炮之后他要

2552
01:53:53,433 --> 01:53:55,333
他要坐在那好久呢

2553
01:53:55,333 --> 01:53:57,166
他要坐在那会好久呢

2554
01:53:57,466 --> 01:54:01,633
西瓜暴力输出有种开瓢的美感啊

2555
01:54:02,066 --> 01:54:03,833
主要我比较喜欢吃西瓜

2556
01:54:03,833 --> 01:54:06,466
我看人把整个西瓜砸到脑袋上

2557
01:54:06,666 --> 01:54:08,133
我有点受不了

2558
01:54:08,233 --> 01:54:10,733
因为加拿大这边很少有好吃的西瓜

2559
01:54:10,733 --> 01:54:11,733
我觉得心疼

2560
01:54:11,733 --> 01:54:12,833
我想吃

2561
01:54:14,066 --> 01:54:16,899
说到哪忘了是吧刚刚说不许叫老婆啊

2562
01:54:16,900 --> 01:54:18,766
对对对说到哪忘记了

2563
01:54:18,933 --> 01:54:22,133
只喜欢大喷菇那个能四面八方喷的吗

2564
01:54:22,133 --> 01:54:23,499
那个确实挺厉害的

2565
01:54:23,500 --> 01:54:24,900
虽然大部分的时候

2566
01:54:24,933 --> 01:54:26,699
他后面的输出都没啥用

2567
01:54:26,700 --> 01:54:27,500
但是他看起来

2568
01:54:27,500 --> 01:54:28,666
打人就很疼哎

2569
01:54:28,900 --> 01:54:32,633
有好多那种植物都没什么打击感人

2570
01:54:34,033 --> 01:54:36,533
我操主播这把能赢一次吗

2571
01:54:37,233 --> 01:54:39,499
中国西瓜便宜

2572
01:54:39,866 --> 01:54:42,899
老家那边是8毛钱一斤吧

2573
01:54:43,266 --> 01:54:44,966
当时不知道珍惜啊

2574
01:54:44,966 --> 01:54:47,866
现在现在8刀一个才追悔莫及

2575
01:54:48,733 --> 01:54:50,833
我都去好多地方买过了

2576
01:54:50,833 --> 01:54:53,033
中超也好西超也好

2577
01:54:53,066 --> 01:54:55,133
除非那种直接切开的

2578
01:54:55,133 --> 01:54:56,666
能看到里面什么样的

2579
01:54:56,666 --> 01:54:57,766
要不然的话都

2580
01:54:58,633 --> 01:55:02,299
都哎呦是挺贵的是挺贵的

2581
01:55:02,766 --> 01:55:05,133
大喷菇是喷一条喷一圈的

2582
01:55:05,133 --> 01:55:06,533
那个是升级版

2583
01:55:06,766 --> 01:55:08,466
那喷一条也挺好的

2584
01:55:09,300 --> 01:55:10,866
主要是不要园子

2585
01:55:10,866 --> 01:55:12,499
谢谢刀神的9选兽

2586
01:55:12,500 --> 01:55:14,233
大海获得你爱的盖多

2587
01:55:14,233 --> 01:55:16,699
谢谢谢谢感谢感谢你

2588
01:55:20,533 --> 01:55:21,933
好呀支持

2589
01:55:21,933 --> 01:55:24,366
谢谢刀神的9选兽大爱比心比心

2590
01:55:25,666 --> 01:55:28,266
谢谢本场战斗PK我方获胜感谢

2591
01:55:28,266 --> 01:55:30,633
就不给你单位胜利做出的贡献

2592
01:55:30,900 --> 01:55:33,700
你别买整个整个很坑我怕你拎不动

2593
01:55:33,700 --> 01:55:35,933
对我去超市一旦买了西瓜

2594
01:55:35,933 --> 01:55:37,566
我就只能抱一个西瓜回来

2595
01:55:37,566 --> 01:55:38,933
别的什么都买不了

2596
01:55:38,933 --> 01:55:41,466
哈哈哈就只能抱一个西瓜回来

2597
01:55:41,466 --> 01:55:44,366
因为他太太大了别的拎不动了

2598
01:55:44,733 --> 01:55:46,266
那个是忧郁姑吧

2599
01:55:46,366 --> 01:55:48,133
忧郁姑不是那个离他很近

2600
01:55:48,133 --> 01:55:50,333
然后他就不干活了的那个吗

2601
01:55:50,633 --> 01:55:54,033
不对那是小小啊不行分不清了

2602
01:55:54,033 --> 01:55:59,133
坏了坏坏了分不清了哈哈哈

2603
01:56:01,066 --> 01:56:04,133
嘟嘟又给你控场到超市了

2604
01:56:04,133 --> 01:56:07,299
我就喜欢超市主播好久没去过了

2605
01:56:08,066 --> 01:56:09,633
主播就喜欢超市

2606
01:56:11,433 --> 01:56:14,733
开始发电开始烧杯是吧开始烧杯

2607
01:56:17,166 --> 01:56:19,766
郑老爷纯纯的2894962

2608
01:56:19,766 --> 01:56:21,899
最高级小烧杯爱好者

2609
01:56:23,633 --> 01:56:25,266
我确实没有怎么玩过

2610
01:56:25,266 --> 01:56:27,366
我确实初见植物大战僵尸啊

2611
01:56:27,366 --> 01:56:28,566
我当时那个人

2612
01:56:28,566 --> 01:56:30,899
奇迹之夜的时候主播就是

2613
01:56:31,233 --> 01:56:33,299
就是那个什么主播

2614
01:56:33,300 --> 01:56:36,133
当时第一次玩植物大战僵尸嘞

2615
01:56:38,300 --> 01:56:40,833
易拉罐有什么错误吗啊为

2616
01:56:40,833 --> 01:56:43,366
什么为什么别的主播初见没玩过

2617
01:56:43,366 --> 01:56:45,666
就是新手的美感

2618
01:56:45,666 --> 01:56:48,566
然后玩的特别好就是什么就是那个

2619
01:56:49,233 --> 01:56:50,033
嗯

2620
01:56:52,233 --> 01:56:55,333
就是熟练功的那个那个感觉主播

2621
01:56:55,433 --> 01:56:58,266
主播玩的好的游戏大家又不感兴趣

2622
01:56:58,266 --> 01:56:59,866
主播玩的不好的游戏

2623
01:56:59,966 --> 01:57:02,033
大家又知道知道烂

2624
01:57:02,333 --> 01:57:04,333
主播一放就知道

2625
01:57:05,733 --> 01:57:08,899
等着别搞下山路我操这就是这就是

2626
01:57:08,966 --> 01:57:10,933
你都已经能把主播的直播内容

2627
01:57:10,933 --> 01:57:11,866
倒背如流了

2628
01:57:11,866 --> 01:57:14,566
主播在你眼里就已经没有新意了是吧

2629
01:57:14,566 --> 01:57:16,766
无敌郑老爷我现在知道了

2630
01:57:17,633 --> 01:57:20,366
太容易让大家了解我的没有神秘感

2631
01:57:20,366 --> 01:57:21,233
然后一看

2632
01:57:21,333 --> 01:57:22,833
在狂热的入脑之后

2633
01:57:22,833 --> 01:57:24,733
很快就是冰冷的切割呀

2634
01:57:24,733 --> 01:57:26,166
让大家一了解主播

2635
01:57:26,166 --> 01:57:29,033
然后然后然后就能模拟出主播的人格

2636
01:57:29,033 --> 01:57:30,366
自己在心里跟主播对话

2637
01:57:30,366 --> 01:57:31,733
不需要跟主播说话

2638
01:57:33,433 --> 01:57:34,466
哎呦我佛

2639
01:57:34,733 --> 01:57:36,333
别的主播玩你叫我喷

2640
01:57:36,333 --> 01:57:36,833
这样吧

2641
01:57:36,833 --> 01:57:39,699
90后没有没玩过主播大战僵尸的

2642
01:57:40,700 --> 01:57:43,233
我好像我忘了

2643
01:57:43,766 --> 01:57:44,899
主播也忘了

2644
01:57:44,966 --> 01:57:46,966
反正这个游戏还挺经典

2645
01:57:46,966 --> 01:57:48,733
基本没有人没听过吧

2646
01:57:48,833 --> 01:57:51,333
我是玩那个吃鱼长大的

2647
01:57:52,133 --> 01:57:53,866
大鱼吃小鱼

2648
01:57:55,766 --> 01:57:57,866
这个游戏好玩到什么程度

2649
01:57:58,033 --> 01:58:01,266
当时我家里面刚刚刚刚买了电脑

2650
01:58:02,100 --> 01:58:06,033
我的外婆我的小姨还有我的妈妈

2651
01:58:06,500 --> 01:58:09,366
在过年凑在一起麻将都不打了

2652
01:58:09,366 --> 01:58:11,933
三个人抢电脑玩大鱼吃小鱼

2653
01:58:12,366 --> 01:58:14,333
我半夜1点起来

2654
01:58:14,900 --> 01:58:18,133
去卫生间的时候发现客厅还有光亮着

2655
01:58:18,300 --> 01:58:21,133
一看是我外婆在熬夜玩大鱼吃小鱼

2656
01:58:23,333 --> 01:58:25,666
哎哎真的真的我真的哎

2657
01:58:25,666 --> 01:58:28,666
我真的我真的都惊呆了这个游戏哎呦

2658
01:58:29,100 --> 01:58:30,833
危机客指定游戏

2659
01:58:30,833 --> 01:58:33,666
危机客我都是玩夜游的玩小花仙

2660
01:58:33,666 --> 01:58:36,066
玩摩尔庄园还玩摩尔勇士呢

2661
01:58:36,066 --> 01:58:37,299
我记得摩尔勇士

2662
01:58:37,300 --> 01:58:39,133
那个战斗系统挺有意思的

2663
01:58:39,133 --> 01:58:42,699
但是后面就不玩了外婆嫩潮是啊

2664
01:58:43,500 --> 01:58:45,100
就后面

2665
01:58:45,100 --> 01:58:45,933
后面怎么样

2666
01:58:45,933 --> 01:58:48,466
后面还有一年过年他们玩那个什么

2667
01:58:48,633 --> 01:58:51,733
连中游戏大厅还是QQ游戏大厅

2668
01:58:51,833 --> 01:58:54,133
玩那个匹配的消消乐对对碰

2669
01:58:54,266 --> 01:58:56,466
跟人家半夜三更的

2670
01:58:56,500 --> 01:58:59,500
那个那个打那个那个大厅对战

2671
01:58:59,700 --> 01:59:01,566
打到颈椎病发作

2672
01:59:01,633 --> 01:59:04,933
临时去医院约的中医按摩

2673
01:59:05,333 --> 01:59:06,099
哈哈哈

2674
01:59:06,100 --> 01:59:08,300
这都是我们家人干出来的事情啊

2675
01:59:08,300 --> 01:59:10,966
我们美颜美雅一整家都是网瘾

2676
01:59:10,966 --> 01:59:13,566
网瘾青年网瘾少女啊

2677
01:59:14,033 --> 01:59:16,633
麦吉克太卡上不去赛尔号梁木了

2678
01:59:16,633 --> 01:59:17,666
王尔木当然可以

2679
01:59:17,666 --> 01:59:19,633
赛尔号及时对战太卡了

2680
01:59:20,333 --> 01:59:22,499
小学危机课大家联机星际

2681
01:59:22,500 --> 01:59:24,666
卧槽你这你这电脑能玩星际

2682
01:59:24,666 --> 01:59:26,899
你这肯定想必是很不错的电脑吧

2683
01:59:26,966 --> 01:59:29,966
欢迎龟龟你还记得你的迷你号吗

2684
01:59:32,233 --> 01:59:34,566
四是276开头后面忘了

2685
01:59:37,133 --> 01:59:40,499
能玩iPad是吗不会列星期一

2686
01:59:42,100 --> 01:59:45,533
星期一的话好感觉好久都没有人

2687
01:59:45,733 --> 01:59:49,433
提过了一般现在一说都是2吧

2688
01:59:53,333 --> 01:59:54,899
要把iPad是吗

2689
01:59:55,133 --> 01:59:57,133
主播不行主播晕晕3D

2690
01:59:57,133 --> 01:59:59,266
既晕3D又晕FPS

2691
01:59:59,533 --> 02:00:01,433
打枪游戏打的一坨呀

2692
02:00:01,433 --> 02:00:03,366
你让主播玩打枪游戏

2693
02:00:06,833 --> 02:00:08,633
我不行啊哎呦

2694
02:00:09,366 --> 02:00:11,833
主播不行哪有这个水平啊

2695
02:00:13,766 --> 02:00:15,899
站在舞台厅中央

2696
02:00:16,733 --> 02:00:18,899
4尺的亮照着我的石板墙

2697
02:00:18,900 --> 02:00:21,133
淋湿了这里去忧伤

2698
02:00:21,766 --> 02:00:24,099
念念不忘你羞涩的模样

2699
02:00:24,100 --> 02:00:26,300
那纯白无瑕的善良

2700
02:00:27,633 --> 02:00:29,733
什么时候跟别的主播玩ipax

2701
02:00:30,700 --> 02:00:32,666
这得什么样厉害的主播

2702
02:00:32,666 --> 02:00:34,033
才能带的动主播

2703
02:00:34,033 --> 02:00:35,466
这样的这样的

2704
02:00:35,833 --> 02:00:37,833
这样的电竞废材啊

2705
02:00:37,833 --> 02:00:40,633
这得多厉害的人才能带的动我呀

2706
02:00:41,533 --> 02:00:43,466
就明知道大家一起玩

2707
02:00:43,466 --> 02:00:44,233
然后可能

2708
02:00:44,233 --> 02:00:46,666
玩着玩着你就把对方的友谊玩掉了

2709
02:00:46,666 --> 02:00:48,466
你还跟人玩啊我操

2710
02:00:48,733 --> 02:00:51,133
主播危机可以打黄油吗

2711
02:00:51,833 --> 02:00:54,666
那十里八乡都会围观主播的吧那

2712
02:00:54,666 --> 02:00:55,633
有点恐怖了

2713
02:00:55,633 --> 02:00:56,866
那有点寒人了

2714
02:00:57,333 --> 02:00:59,733
主播直播能玩大鱼吃小鱼吗

2715
02:00:59,733 --> 02:01:00,033
主播

2716
02:01:00,033 --> 02:01:02,733
万一万一过不了然后红温了怎么办啊

2717
02:01:03,100 --> 02:01:06,066
我感觉我容易过不了反应太慢了

2718
02:01:06,233 --> 02:01:07,466
就他那个鲨鱼

2719
02:01:07,466 --> 02:01:10,233
他到后面那个最原版的大鱼吃小鱼

2720
02:01:10,500 --> 02:01:12,266
那个鲨鱼到后面

2721
02:01:12,266 --> 02:01:15,066
特别特别容易出现的可快可快了

2722
02:01:15,066 --> 02:01:16,466
最后一关特别难过

2723
02:01:16,900 --> 02:01:21,633
全海底都是比你大超级多的那种鱼

2724
02:01:22,033 --> 02:01:25,033
而且他们鱼速还特别快还会追着你咬

2725
02:01:25,033 --> 02:01:25,833
卧槽

2726
02:01:28,466 --> 02:01:30,066
是大葱是什么

2727
02:01:30,433 --> 02:01:32,933
我看主播打a之前要吃晕车药

2728
02:01:32,933 --> 02:01:35,333
对我也要吃晕车药了你知道吧

2729
02:01:35,566 --> 02:01:38,699
可宝是吧卧槽24级可可因

2730
02:01:39,266 --> 02:01:41,133
主播玩的还不如外婆

2731
02:01:41,133 --> 02:01:42,966
那这个确实不如外婆

2732
02:01:42,966 --> 02:01:44,699
外婆玩这个玩通关了

2733
02:01:44,700 --> 02:01:45,733
那我玩的话

2734
02:01:45,766 --> 02:01:49,266
我拿人家的村长打最后一关老死呢

2735
02:01:49,700 --> 02:01:52,333
你中路选帕克打团放大就行

2736
02:01:52,333 --> 02:01:53,866
听起来挺混的呀

2737
02:01:54,466 --> 02:01:55,933
可以玩什么

2738
02:01:56,100 --> 02:01:58,666
怪大鱼吃小鱼的前座

2739
02:01:58,666 --> 02:02:01,099
怪怪水族馆还有前座呀

2740
02:02:01,100 --> 02:02:03,333
我搜一下怪怪水族馆

2741
02:02:05,100 --> 02:02:07,533
怪怪水族馆

2742
02:02:08,100 --> 02:02:10,633
你倾城一笑不语

2743
02:02:10,766 --> 02:02:13,766
你是模拟精油类游戏啊

2744
02:02:13,766 --> 02:02:16,833
我在怪怪水族馆里面养出来的鱼

2745
02:02:16,900 --> 02:02:20,266
然后在大鱼吃小鱼会来吃我自己是吧

2746
02:02:20,633 --> 02:02:21,433
啊

2747
02:02:22,700 --> 02:02:25,033
什么自我毁灭啊我操

2748
02:02:25,133 --> 02:02:26,699
自我毁灭是吧

2749
02:02:26,866 --> 02:02:31,299
对你有这一句你牵着你笑不得

2750
02:02:31,933 --> 02:02:34,899
养鱼的游戏这美人鱼也太美了吧

2751
02:02:34,900 --> 02:02:36,933
我我我超大家

2752
02:02:36,933 --> 02:02:37,966
这这这我看

2753
02:02:37,966 --> 02:02:39,966
我搜了一下这个怪怪水族馆

2754
02:02:39,966 --> 02:02:42,899
我给大家看一下怪怪水族馆的美人鱼

2755
02:02:43,566 --> 02:02:45,899
这美人鱼有点太漂亮了

2756
02:02:48,966 --> 02:02:51,633
这美人鱼美的主播有点接受不了了

2757
02:03:06,633 --> 02:03:09,966
这美人鱼好像美杜莎呀他这个他这个

2758
02:03:10,300 --> 02:03:14,233
嗯他这个头发好像美杜莎呀

2759
02:03:14,433 --> 02:03:16,833
最近是不是同阶好起来了

2760
02:03:16,966 --> 02:03:19,099
同阶好起来多播同阶不

2761
02:03:19,100 --> 02:03:21,233
好就少播主播主播

2762
02:03:21,300 --> 02:03:21,633
主播

2763
02:03:21,633 --> 02:03:23,899
也不知道什么时候会赖什么时候会好

2764
02:03:23,900 --> 02:03:25,433
反正努力就行

2765
02:03:26,900 --> 02:03:28,266
主播找个Papa

2766
02:03:28,366 --> 02:03:30,699
炫一下就可以开始吃普拉通了

2767
02:03:31,166 --> 02:03:33,299
主播挑战一个单兔轮回吧

2768
02:03:33,300 --> 02:03:35,966
不行不行不要不要不要太恐怖了

2769
02:03:35,966 --> 02:03:37,299
这个太恐怖了

2770
02:03:39,633 --> 02:03:41,566
感觉大家想要主播玩的游戏

2771
02:03:41,566 --> 02:03:42,633
都是你上个提督

2772
02:03:42,633 --> 02:03:44,633
主播也只能坐牢3个小时

2773
02:03:44,633 --> 02:03:48,033
然后遗憾耻辱下播的那种哎呦

2774
02:03:50,500 --> 02:03:52,866
我为什么不能迎难而上呢

2775
02:03:54,733 --> 02:03:55,866
哎呦我操

2776
02:03:55,933 --> 02:03:58,299
你不能给主播打气加油是吧

2777
02:03:58,300 --> 02:04:00,166
主播为什么同年少就不播了

2778
02:04:00,166 --> 02:04:01,866
同年少坐牢啊

2779
02:04:02,100 --> 02:04:03,533
也不是不包同年少

2780
02:04:03,533 --> 02:04:05,566
多的多的播的时间短点

2781
02:04:05,566 --> 02:04:07,366
同年多播的时间长点

2782
02:04:08,133 --> 02:04:10,066
怪怪水族馆后期养肉食鱼

2783
02:04:10,066 --> 02:04:11,366
要卖小鱼喂他

2784
02:04:11,366 --> 02:04:14,133
对我后就小的心里造成了伤害

2785
02:04:15,033 --> 02:04:15,933
这挺好的

2786
02:04:15,933 --> 02:04:18,466
你你死点虚拟的鱼就会

2787
02:04:18,566 --> 02:04:20,699
了解怎么养现实的鱼

2788
02:04:21,366 --> 02:04:24,433
主播以前家里面有那个大水族缸

2789
02:04:26,133 --> 02:04:28,333
是那种分开的有两个缸

2790
02:04:28,333 --> 02:04:30,666
然后我有一次捞鱼玩

2791
02:04:30,666 --> 02:04:34,266
捞小金鱼玩家里面听到门外有脚步声

2792
02:04:34,266 --> 02:04:34,933
我就慌忙

2793
02:04:34,933 --> 02:04:35,666
的把那个小

2794
02:04:35,666 --> 02:04:38,133
鱼塞到了金龙鱼的缸子里面

2795
02:04:38,666 --> 02:04:41,166
等我想再把那小鱼捞出来的时候

2796
02:04:41,166 --> 02:04:42,066
他已经

2797
02:04:43,066 --> 02:04:43,866
哎呦

2798
02:04:45,966 --> 02:04:48,099
有一些鱼他说会吃别的鱼的

2799
02:04:48,100 --> 02:04:50,066
那个时候我才知道啊哎呦

2800
02:04:52,466 --> 02:04:54,099
坐牢就不干活了是吧

2801
02:04:54,100 --> 02:04:55,500
坐牢就少干点

2802
02:04:55,500 --> 02:04:58,233
然后那个不坐牢就多干点嘛

2803
02:04:58,300 --> 02:05:01,433
我们下次期待下次不坐牢就这样好了

2804
02:05:01,466 --> 02:05:03,766
哈哈哈瞎掺了哎呦

2805
02:05:03,866 --> 02:05:07,133
反正挺挺有罪恶感的都怪我都怪我

2806
02:05:07,133 --> 02:05:08,833
不过有些鱼会跳缸哎

2807
02:05:08,833 --> 02:05:09,666
你们知不知道

2808
02:05:09,833 --> 02:05:12,733
家里面以前养那个金龙鱼还是什么

2809
02:05:12,766 --> 02:05:13,633
还叫什么

2810
02:05:14,166 --> 02:05:16,466
银袋子还是什么什么之类的

2811
02:05:18,133 --> 02:05:20,366
晚上那个那个因为那个坏

2812
02:05:20,366 --> 02:05:21,433
养的那个东西

2813
02:05:21,433 --> 02:05:24,466
坏掉了谢谢德的狼的等变声话筒

2814
02:05:24,466 --> 02:05:26,333
等你啊那个都感谢支持

2815
02:05:26,733 --> 02:05:28,166
就那个那个那个

2816
02:05:28,300 --> 02:05:30,366
因为那个换气的装置坏掉了

2817
02:05:30,366 --> 02:05:32,433
家里就开了一晚上的那个盖子把

2818
02:05:32,433 --> 02:05:33,633
把那个鱼憋死

2819
02:05:33,700 --> 02:05:36,366
结果第二天发现缸里就剩一条了

2820
02:05:36,466 --> 02:05:37,866
剩下的那条

2821
02:05:38,366 --> 02:05:39,833
跳出来嘎的

2822
02:05:40,233 --> 02:05:42,233
为什么他非要跳的跳出来呢

2823
02:05:42,233 --> 02:05:44,233
为什么要从鱼缸里跳出来呢

2824
02:05:45,566 --> 02:05:47,533
平常都没感觉他那么能跳

2825
02:05:47,533 --> 02:05:48,333
结果一下

2826
02:05:48,500 --> 02:05:51,366
跳了四四十来厘米还是30多厘米高

2827
02:05:51,366 --> 02:05:52,633
反正跳的可高了

2828
02:05:52,633 --> 02:05:54,466
一下从那个缸子里面跳出来

2829
02:05:54,466 --> 02:05:56,066
就跳到地板上嘎了

2830
02:05:56,566 --> 02:05:57,966
哎挺可惜的

2831
02:05:59,466 --> 02:06:00,533
那个鱼哎呦

2832
02:06:01,700 --> 02:06:03,166
他们很喜欢呢

2833
02:06:03,366 --> 02:06:04,833
金银龙还挺贵的

2834
02:06:04,833 --> 02:06:06,299
对啊所以家里只有两条

2835
02:06:06,300 --> 02:06:07,866
然后之后就只剩一条了

2836
02:06:07,866 --> 02:06:09,666
就剩那一条了哈哈哈

2837
02:06:09,666 --> 02:06:10,899
干掉了就

2838
02:06:11,133 --> 02:06:12,133
谢谢等等等等

2839
02:06:12,233 --> 02:06:13,699
变身话筒呢

2840
02:06:15,666 --> 02:06:16,466
算了

2841
02:06:17,166 --> 02:06:18,433
变成这样吧

2842
02:06:22,133 --> 02:06:22,866
主要是

2843
02:06:22,866 --> 02:06:25,733
这个这个皮套这个这个这个这个这个

2844
02:06:25,733 --> 02:06:28,033
没有那个脖子上面的装饰了

2845
02:06:28,033 --> 02:06:32,266
感觉后发的话纹理就有点缺少了哼

2846
02:06:35,300 --> 02:06:38,766
金羽绒那是指定很贵的挺漂亮的

2847
02:06:39,133 --> 02:06:40,466
挺漂亮的嘞

2848
02:06:42,566 --> 02:06:43,633
漂亮是漂亮

2849
02:06:43,633 --> 02:06:44,533
但是真的

2850
02:06:44,733 --> 02:06:48,066
像这样主播可以表演个编弹幕吗

2851
02:06:49,233 --> 02:06:51,366
主播现在一憋已经憋不出来了

2852
02:06:51,366 --> 02:06:53,433
每天你这一天播7个小时

2853
02:06:53,433 --> 02:06:55,033
我操还能憋弹幕

2854
02:06:55,033 --> 02:06:56,333
这什么样的神人啊

2855
02:06:56,333 --> 02:06:58,299
那真是叶然若神人啊

2856
02:07:08,266 --> 02:07:11,566
纯纯的神人神级神级猫猫

2857
02:07:15,533 --> 02:07:17,666
被惯坏了是吧对着对着

2858
02:07:17,666 --> 02:07:19,933
多发点弹幕给我们干嘛

2859
02:07:20,700 --> 02:07:23,833
哎呦哎呦不可以是吧不可以是吧

2860
02:07:25,266 --> 02:07:27,333
主要你看到主播现在

2861
02:07:27,433 --> 02:07:29,966
老郑你现在看到的主播主播已经是

2862
02:07:30,266 --> 02:07:33,099
已经是今天直播的第6个小时了

2863
02:07:34,166 --> 02:07:35,699
哎我有多少话

2864
02:07:35,700 --> 02:07:38,466
一天能不间断的讲6个小时

2865
02:07:38,700 --> 02:07:40,233
这就是主播主播

2866
02:07:40,233 --> 02:07:43,833
今天今天直播的第6个小时了啊

2867
02:07:44,066 --> 02:07:45,866
我去钓鱼钓到了小鲫鱼

2868
02:07:45,866 --> 02:07:48,566
别人夸你你是放了还是吃了呀

2869
02:07:50,766 --> 02:07:53,933
上次跟室友他们出门钓鱼

2870
02:07:55,500 --> 02:07:58,133
室友钓到了一条大概

2871
02:07:58,633 --> 02:08:01,833
12厘米长的小鲫鱼

2872
02:08:02,266 --> 02:08:05,166
之后他觉得太小他放回去了

2873
02:08:05,833 --> 02:08:06,699
我说

2874
02:08:08,300 --> 02:08:09,833
不拿回家炖汤吗

2875
02:08:09,833 --> 02:08:12,266
他用那种很惊恐的眼神看着我在这

2876
02:08:13,833 --> 02:08:15,499
啊我说对不起对不起

2877
02:08:15,900 --> 02:08:17,633
我一天上8个小时的班

2878
02:08:17,633 --> 02:08:19,466
主播可以达到工作时间标准吗

2879
02:08:19,466 --> 02:08:21,466
主播下播还得还得工作呢

2880
02:08:21,466 --> 02:08:22,566
主播下播还得

2881
02:08:22,766 --> 02:08:25,766
还得搞那个那个各种各样的对接啊

2882
02:08:25,766 --> 02:08:26,733
然后什么

2883
02:08:27,366 --> 02:08:28,966
宣传切片段呐

2884
02:08:28,966 --> 02:08:30,766
然后发货呀之类的

2885
02:08:30,766 --> 02:08:32,433
下播谁说不被你看到

2886
02:08:32,433 --> 02:08:33,766
就不算工作时间的

2887
02:08:33,766 --> 02:08:34,899
下播还有啊

2888
02:08:35,266 --> 02:08:36,566
你还有几个完成

2889
02:08:36,833 --> 02:08:38,066
还有9个吧

2890
02:08:38,666 --> 02:08:40,833
应该还有9个或者是10个啊

2891
02:08:40,833 --> 02:08:43,299
但今天加到了今天加到了

2892
02:08:44,333 --> 02:08:45,766
你怎么在早播

2893
02:08:45,766 --> 02:08:49,166
你刚起来是吧现在10天啊10天啊

2894
02:08:51,133 --> 02:08:53,899
还发现这个鹿角的发箍还有反光效果

2895
02:08:53,900 --> 02:08:56,933
可爱吧有的下面有反光

2896
02:08:56,933 --> 02:08:58,966
但我也不知道他为什么有反光哎

2897
02:08:58,966 --> 02:09:01,133
好像是有点扣绿幕了大家

2898
02:09:01,533 --> 02:09:04,466
我看一下是不是我一直开着扣绿幕啊

2899
02:09:07,733 --> 02:09:08,533
哎

2900
02:09:09,866 --> 02:09:11,966
哎哎不是他不是他

2901
02:09:11,966 --> 02:09:15,533
反光是我我不小心把空滤幕打开

2902
02:09:17,766 --> 02:09:18,566
绷不住了

2903
02:09:18,566 --> 02:09:19,166
这个鹿

2904
02:09:19,166 --> 02:09:21,833
鹿角是我身上最接近绿色的东西啊

2905
02:09:21,833 --> 02:09:22,633
所以他

2906
02:09:23,366 --> 02:09:24,933
好好像天津三星不

2907
02:09:24,933 --> 02:09:27,099
绿天津早上好

2908
02:09:28,766 --> 02:09:30,666
大风车来了香蕉

2909
02:09:30,933 --> 02:09:32,499
嗯我超

2910
02:09:32,700 --> 02:09:33,900
我受不了

2911
02:09:34,766 --> 02:09:36,133
我把绿幕打开了

2912
02:09:36,133 --> 02:09:37,666
我也是我盯着这个鹿角

2913
02:09:37,666 --> 02:09:39,466
我还在想怎么怎么跟我

2914
02:09:40,133 --> 02:09:41,566
不一样啊我操

2915
02:09:42,166 --> 02:09:45,066
受不了了受不了绷不住了绷不住了

2916
02:09:45,233 --> 02:09:46,833
下播不是5P吗

2917
02:09:46,833 --> 02:09:49,633
你你你问弟弟我一天玩几几场呀

2918
02:09:49,633 --> 02:09:51,233
我一天没玩多久啊

2919
02:09:51,833 --> 02:09:54,633
今天工作工作正常时间玩5P

2920
02:09:54,633 --> 02:09:55,299
一天最多

2921
02:09:55,300 --> 02:09:57,166
零零散散加起来就一个小时吧

2922
02:09:57,166 --> 02:09:58,533
一个小时都玩不到

2923
02:09:59,500 --> 02:10:00,733
原来是开了透

2924
02:10:00,733 --> 02:10:01,933
对开了透了在家

2925
02:10:01,933 --> 02:10:04,866
那等下播之前再给大家看一下那个

2926
02:10:04,966 --> 02:10:05,966
圣诞树吧

2927
02:10:05,966 --> 02:10:07,666
因为我昨天开圣诞树

2928
02:10:07,666 --> 02:10:08,899
我就觉得保护度不对

2929
02:10:08,900 --> 02:10:09,333
你知道吧

2930
02:10:09,333 --> 02:10:10,733
我就觉得保护度不对

2931
02:10:12,300 --> 02:10:13,866
伤心不离thank you

2932
02:10:14,666 --> 02:10:16,899
你收到主播的快递了吗

2933
02:10:18,533 --> 02:10:20,666
下周就是12月最后一周了

2934
02:10:20,666 --> 02:10:22,499
哥哥们能收到快递吗

2935
02:10:22,500 --> 02:10:23,866
你要收什么快递啊

2936
02:10:24,966 --> 02:10:27,933
主播是谢猫猫明明是可爱的哩

2937
02:10:30,133 --> 02:10:31,733
什么什么快递啊

2938
02:10:33,166 --> 02:10:35,066
不是都给你寄了吗

2939
02:10:35,466 --> 02:10:36,866
诱导消费是吧

2940
02:10:36,866 --> 02:10:37,966
什么诱导消费

2941
02:10:37,966 --> 02:10:38,966
没有没有

2942
02:10:39,100 --> 02:10:40,366
不是不是

2943
02:10:40,366 --> 02:10:43,966
他他他之前之前那个什么之前没回国

2944
02:10:43,966 --> 02:10:45,633
然后之后换地址了

2945
02:10:45,633 --> 02:10:47,033
我不知道他收不收到

2946
02:10:47,100 --> 02:10:49,100
你们这边你们快递小哥在送了

2947
02:10:49,100 --> 02:10:51,033
我操那卡在路上怎么办呢

2948
02:10:51,700 --> 02:10:53,866
没诱导消费哎呦

2949
02:10:54,666 --> 02:10:57,099
谁又倒消费了我开个开个

2950
02:10:57,333 --> 02:11:00,133
糖糖糖糖皮就那什么呀

2951
02:11:00,566 --> 02:11:02,766
国内的快递你写地址了吗

2952
02:11:02,766 --> 02:11:04,366
你填表了没啊

2953
02:11:04,500 --> 02:11:05,733
你填表了吗

2954
02:11:06,566 --> 02:11:08,499
得填表啊得填表

2955
02:11:10,166 --> 02:11:13,233
美就像英雄电影一晴天

2956
02:11:13,266 --> 02:11:14,966
就就跟大家说一下

2957
02:11:14,966 --> 02:11:15,733
因为主播

2958
02:11:15,733 --> 02:11:18,433
这个个人的经历实在太有限了

2959
02:11:18,433 --> 02:11:19,566
所以希望大家

2960
02:11:19,700 --> 02:11:23,566
尽量能填表的都添啊就二三年开始

2961
02:11:23,700 --> 02:11:27,033
主播就没有办法再做余量了

2962
02:11:27,033 --> 02:11:27,833
真的

2963
02:11:28,133 --> 02:11:31,966
在在做余量的话之前因为就考虑到大

2964
02:11:31,966 --> 02:11:34,366
家天表可能会有一些那个

2965
02:11:35,033 --> 02:11:35,833
呃

2966
02:11:38,266 --> 02:11:39,433
会有一些遗漏的

2967
02:11:39,433 --> 02:11:43,099
还有好多就是呃在没出实物图之前

2968
02:11:43,100 --> 02:11:44,300
然后就不添

2969
02:11:44,566 --> 02:11:47,366
出了实物图之后问主播能不能补贴的

2970
02:11:47,366 --> 02:11:48,933
每个月都有好多

2971
02:11:49,266 --> 02:11:51,533
但是我又不知道到底能有多少

2972
02:11:51,533 --> 02:11:52,333
这样的人

2973
02:11:52,333 --> 02:11:54,066
所以每次那个进来礼物

2974
02:11:54,066 --> 02:11:56,066
坐着都都最后一算账

2975
02:11:56,066 --> 02:11:56,899
我都不想算账

2976
02:11:56,900 --> 02:11:58,066
一亏亏的

2977
02:11:58,533 --> 02:12:00,333
亏的裤衩子都没了

2978
02:12:00,333 --> 02:12:02,066
所以希望大家那个

2979
02:12:02,133 --> 02:12:04,699
之后每个月的见长都会把那个

2980
02:12:04,866 --> 02:12:06,566
我超谢谢火山千金

2981
02:12:06,566 --> 02:12:09,166
这个是为了见长或者你爱的那种

2982
02:12:10,066 --> 02:12:12,433
谢谢谢谢啊感谢支持

2983
02:12:12,466 --> 02:12:16,033
我操逼你这种大事发个公告好吗

2984
02:12:16,033 --> 02:12:18,266
这么潦倒先跟大家说说

2985
02:12:18,533 --> 02:12:21,666
而且天表才能收到礼物

2986
02:12:21,666 --> 02:12:25,066
就是你给地址才能收到礼物这件事情

2987
02:12:25,066 --> 02:12:28,266
应该是应该是大家都知道了吧

2988
02:12:28,266 --> 02:12:33,033
可能是企业跟就是观众的距离比较远

2989
02:12:33,033 --> 02:12:35,366
就假如你没有填企业的表的话

2990
02:12:35,500 --> 02:12:37,900
然后你也不会觉得企业不给你发

2991
02:12:37,900 --> 02:12:40,466
是不好但是如果你不填主播的表

2992
02:12:40,500 --> 02:12:41,966
主播说没法给你补发

2993
02:12:41,966 --> 02:12:43,366
你可能还会良木主播

2994
02:12:43,366 --> 02:12:45,133
因为主播是个人哎

2995
02:12:45,300 --> 02:12:47,933
我就不用填了吧都填都填都填

2996
02:12:48,233 --> 02:12:51,133
都填都填我这边有但是我对接

2997
02:12:51,700 --> 02:12:53,100
我我就是怎么说呢

2998
02:12:53,100 --> 02:12:55,466
我额外自己在其他渠道去

2999
02:12:55,766 --> 02:12:56,699
写那个什么

3000
02:12:56,700 --> 02:12:57,633
我这边现在

3001
02:12:57,733 --> 02:12:58,899
单独给我地址的

3002
02:12:58,900 --> 02:13:01,100
只有提督礼物是单独给我地址

3003
02:13:01,100 --> 02:13:03,166
因为我这个不用写表的

3004
02:13:03,433 --> 02:13:06,133
其他的见长的希望大家就是尽量

3005
02:13:06,333 --> 02:13:08,233
尽量都都添一下

3006
02:13:08,233 --> 02:13:09,933
然后要不然的话我就

3007
02:13:10,066 --> 02:13:12,666
挨个去核对我这边的地址表

3008
02:13:12,666 --> 02:13:13,499
就谁是谁

3009
02:13:13,500 --> 02:13:15,633
然后我再把它复制再把它粘上去

3010
02:13:15,633 --> 02:13:17,466
这样主播就会

3011
02:13:18,500 --> 02:13:21,266
消耗很多很多的精力在这个上面

3012
02:13:21,266 --> 02:13:24,766
我真的就比较比较非常极其特

3013
02:13:24,766 --> 02:13:27,933
别的可能在这方面比较比较少

3014
02:13:27,933 --> 02:13:28,966
就这种感觉

3015
02:13:29,266 --> 02:13:31,933
主播你要回家了可以发到家门

3016
02:13:32,866 --> 02:13:34,766
主办的总督包加快递

3017
02:13:34,766 --> 02:13:37,033
你根本从来没有见着礼物

3018
02:13:37,033 --> 02:13:37,833
要呀要呀

3019
02:13:37,833 --> 02:13:40,699
为什么不要人主办的见着礼物

3020
02:13:40,700 --> 02:13:42,133
你觉得不好吗

3021
02:13:43,100 --> 02:13:44,666
你觉得不好吗

3022
02:13:44,866 --> 02:13:46,566
哎呦哎呦这样子

3023
02:13:46,866 --> 02:13:47,666
哎呦

3024
02:13:48,633 --> 02:13:50,366
坏了我找不到了

3025
02:13:50,366 --> 02:13:52,833
没有这个这个舰长的天骄

3026
02:13:52,833 --> 02:13:54,633
这个舰长在航海回馈里面

3027
02:13:54,633 --> 02:13:56,233
你在后台那个获奖记录里

3028
02:13:56,233 --> 02:13:57,633
应该就可以看到了

3029
02:13:57,833 --> 02:14:00,299
这个天的航海回馈里就OK了

3030
02:14:00,300 --> 02:14:01,700
好久不见下期不理

3031
02:14:01,966 --> 02:14:04,433
哥们上次被你直播间伤到了

3032
02:14:05,933 --> 02:14:08,099
我记得你之前说主播

3033
02:14:08,133 --> 02:14:11,066
主播体重多不给主播上体重了

3034
02:14:11,066 --> 02:14:12,733
给主播上盒子吧

3035
02:14:12,966 --> 02:14:15,633
然后一上盒子哐哐的就哎呦

3036
02:14:15,633 --> 02:14:18,233
主播的见长礼物好久没收到了

3037
02:14:18,933 --> 02:14:20,433
我这不写地址

3038
02:14:20,433 --> 02:14:22,666
哎呦我不知道哪个给你寄

3039
02:14:22,833 --> 02:14:23,966
哪个不给你寄

3040
02:14:24,133 --> 02:14:27,066
我找点那个存货给你寄一下吧嗯

3041
02:14:27,566 --> 02:14:30,166
5,000的大愿主没得你落泪

3042
02:14:30,366 --> 02:14:32,866
现在好点了现在好点了天晴

3043
02:14:33,733 --> 02:14:37,433
要开盒的话送那个圣诞的那个亏的少

3044
02:14:37,500 --> 02:14:39,433
那个主播直播间

3045
02:14:39,866 --> 02:14:42,533
100多个没有见过那个5块的

3046
02:14:42,533 --> 02:14:45,499
就是稍微亏一点就是亏的话

3047
02:14:45,733 --> 02:14:48,933
最多也就亏个10块一个盒子嗯

3048
02:14:49,500 --> 02:14:50,566
就算出问题吗

3049
02:14:50,566 --> 02:14:53,099
后面的头发颜色不一样这设定啊

3050
02:14:53,333 --> 02:14:56,366
主播的头发就是就是这样的

3051
02:14:57,033 --> 02:14:59,933
主播的头发就是这样的前发是

3052
02:15:00,133 --> 02:15:02,666
这种颜色然后后发是浅色的呀

3053
02:15:02,666 --> 02:15:03,466
我信你个鬼

3054
02:15:03,466 --> 02:15:05,066
真的你你问他们

3055
02:15:05,166 --> 02:15:07,899
你问他们这个这是真的是设定的

3056
02:15:09,233 --> 02:15:10,966
欢迎美艳的天鹅子

3057
02:15:11,433 --> 02:15:13,133
这个真的这个是真的

3058
02:15:13,133 --> 02:15:15,033
不是不是主播蒙你的

3059
02:15:17,366 --> 02:15:20,433
主播要是很黑的话主播就劝你别开了

3060
02:15:20,566 --> 02:15:23,133
就那个那个闪耀盲盒

3061
02:15:23,133 --> 02:15:26,133
你要不是特别有特别特别命大就

3062
02:15:26,133 --> 02:15:27,666
别碰哈哈哈

3063
02:15:27,666 --> 02:15:30,733
哎那个闪耀盲盒特别亏

3064
02:15:30,733 --> 02:15:33,866
昨天昨天这边开了2,000的

3065
02:15:33,866 --> 02:15:35,933
然后亏成了1,700

3066
02:15:36,500 --> 02:15:37,500
贼亏的

3067
02:15:38,133 --> 02:15:40,533
主播嘴里没有一句真话

3068
02:15:40,533 --> 02:15:43,833
圣诞城出3.65%的无可乐有无电池

3069
02:15:43,833 --> 02:15:44,366
有可乐吗

3070
02:15:44,366 --> 02:15:47,533
有啊有啊出那个概率最低的有呢

3071
02:15:49,233 --> 02:15:50,499
欢迎小灰灰早

3072
02:15:50,700 --> 02:15:52,666
主播嘴里哪没有一句真话

3073
02:15:52,666 --> 02:15:53,733
你怎么能这么说我

3074
02:15:53,733 --> 02:15:55,766
主播好久没有一天8小时了

3075
02:15:56,066 --> 02:15:58,899
至尊盲盒那个特别坤那个至尊

3076
02:15:59,033 --> 02:16:00,933
但是也有钻的时候吧

3077
02:16:00,933 --> 02:16:04,099
一般都是出那个许愿精灵好像多一点

3078
02:16:04,300 --> 02:16:05,100
对

3079
02:16:06,866 --> 02:16:09,233
主播今天今天快一天8小时了

3080
02:16:09,233 --> 02:16:11,633
你们你们你们今天给主播这么加班

3081
02:16:11,633 --> 02:16:13,966
哈哈哈快把主播拿下了

3082
02:16:13,966 --> 02:16:16,733
主播主播快要被大家拿下了已经

3083
02:16:17,433 --> 02:16:21,066
好消息闪耀盲盒你前十发出飞船了

3084
02:16:21,866 --> 02:16:24,466
坏消息不是给美颜面看的是吧

3085
02:16:24,466 --> 02:16:26,433
心动盲盒还是哪个圣诞的

3086
02:16:26,433 --> 02:16:27,966
圣诞的会好一点

3087
02:16:28,033 --> 02:16:31,766
那个50的是最亏的100的相对好一点

3088
02:16:31,900 --> 02:16:34,066
心动的感觉不如圣诞

3089
02:16:34,066 --> 02:16:38,166
圣诞是赚也小赚然后亏的话也是小亏

3090
02:16:38,166 --> 02:16:39,366
对就这种感觉

3091
02:16:39,833 --> 02:16:41,499
没事今天不走

3092
02:16:41,500 --> 02:16:44,633
不走你就可以坐在这看主播那什么了

3093
02:16:44,633 --> 02:16:46,233
是吧只要主播一个人

3094
02:16:47,500 --> 02:16:48,866
有没有减半啊

3095
02:16:48,866 --> 02:16:51,466
不行我不能再这样设置加班机制了

3096
02:16:51,466 --> 02:16:54,133
我要把减半机制隆重引回来

3097
02:16:55,066 --> 02:16:57,733
主播要隆重引入减班机

3098
02:16:57,733 --> 02:17:01,166
不能再只知道加班了干嘛呀

3099
02:17:01,433 --> 02:17:03,299
爷爷然后可以打游戏吗

3100
02:17:03,300 --> 02:17:03,733
可以啊

3101
02:17:03,733 --> 02:17:06,099
你还可以跟大白一起打交叉线呢

3102
02:17:06,300 --> 02:17:08,466
大白一次也干掉了

3103
02:17:09,066 --> 02:17:12,133
他昨天好像这个样子好像是改点呃呃

3104
02:17:12,133 --> 02:17:13,733
两个哎

3105
02:17:13,733 --> 02:17:16,666
怎么能这么说呢怎么能这么说呢

3106
02:17:16,666 --> 02:17:19,299
你认识哪个主播一天播8个小时啊

3107
02:17:19,300 --> 02:17:21,333
谢谢千金的圣诞树

3108
02:17:21,333 --> 02:17:24,033
红的你爱的爱多谢谢千金的圣诞树

3109
02:17:24,033 --> 02:17:24,833
你看我没骗你

3110
02:17:24,833 --> 02:17:26,966
吧我看我没骗你吧

3111
02:17:27,233 --> 02:17:30,699
对吧摇了真的能怎么这赚了亏了

3112
02:17:30,700 --> 02:17:32,633
赚了赚了一个圆子

3113
02:17:32,633 --> 02:17:33,866
赚了一块零

3114
02:17:35,333 --> 02:17:38,933
花花一天8小时我操真的假的

3115
02:17:39,266 --> 02:17:41,966
孩子这一天8小时人家是纯杂谈吗

3116
02:17:41,966 --> 02:17:44,066
我打游戏我也可以一天8小时

3117
02:17:44,466 --> 02:17:46,266
不要超级加倍了

3118
02:17:46,266 --> 02:17:47,166
不要不要

3119
02:17:47,166 --> 02:17:50,333
哎哎现在两个半小时整一提都在加班

3120
02:17:50,333 --> 02:17:52,833
两半小时是吧坐着睡觉了卧槽

3121
02:17:52,933 --> 02:17:55,966
怎么越播高人榜越少呢都在黑天了

3122
02:17:55,966 --> 02:17:58,299
现在都在黑天了

3123
02:17:59,900 --> 02:18:02,066
赚了一块对赚了一块礼

3124
02:18:02,733 --> 02:18:03,766
欢迎金宝

3125
02:18:04,733 --> 02:18:07,533
而且做了那么长时间的话就是

3126
02:18:07,733 --> 02:18:08,766
呃肯定会

3127
02:18:08,866 --> 02:18:09,866
谢谢红莲

3128
02:18:09,866 --> 02:18:13,099
中烟哥斯拉的圣诞盲盒的圣诞树礼

3129
02:18:13,166 --> 02:18:15,466
感谢支持送给你啊礼花筒

3130
02:18:17,333 --> 02:18:19,899
你看你看我没骗你吧天津

3131
02:18:20,300 --> 02:18:22,700
主播很很很那什么很时尚的

3132
02:18:22,700 --> 02:18:25,033
有什么说什么呀有什么说什么

3133
02:18:25,133 --> 02:18:26,099
欢迎棒棒呀

3134
02:18:26,733 --> 02:18:28,633
一进来冒冒就加班

3135
02:18:29,633 --> 02:18:32,566
就喜欢折磨是吧啊就喜欢折磨

3136
02:18:32,566 --> 02:18:33,466
欢迎哈尔

3137
02:18:33,933 --> 02:18:36,966
我服了就喜欢折磨主播了

3138
02:18:38,933 --> 02:18:40,499
日记币不是

3139
02:18:40,533 --> 02:18:43,266
那玩游戏8个小时可以的欢迎忠义

3140
02:18:43,300 --> 02:18:44,300
欢迎善宝

3141
02:18:45,033 --> 02:18:45,833
hello hello

3142
02:18:46,766 --> 02:18:49,466
可能这都到中午了会睡觉啊

3143
02:18:49,466 --> 02:18:51,333
中午到底有鹅鸭山吗

3144
02:18:51,433 --> 02:18:54,066
没有没有点啊没有人点没有进度点

3145
02:18:54,066 --> 02:18:55,899
这个有的话可以

3146
02:18:56,133 --> 02:18:58,499
挑一个晚上然后大家一起玩一下

3147
02:18:58,500 --> 02:19:00,466
挑一个工作日的晚上吧

3148
02:19:03,233 --> 02:19:04,866
耶耶人也没不让你玩

3149
02:19:04,866 --> 02:19:07,633
我不想玩我直播玩游戏出问题

3150
02:19:07,633 --> 02:19:10,433
我操你想玩你玩8个小时我不信

3151
02:19:10,500 --> 02:19:11,333
哈哈

3152
02:19:12,100 --> 02:19:14,900
哎哎我让我你让我玩8个小时五批

3153
02:19:14,900 --> 02:19:17,133
我还不如坐在这杂摊8小时呢

3154
02:19:17,133 --> 02:19:19,266
杂摊8小时心平气和啊

3155
02:19:19,266 --> 02:19:20,566
玩8小时五批

3156
02:19:20,566 --> 02:19:23,166
主播直接送加拿大急救医院去

3157
02:19:23,166 --> 02:19:24,266
哈哈哈

3158
02:19:24,466 --> 02:19:27,366
折磨主播就是喜欢主播你PUA呢

3159
02:19:27,366 --> 02:19:28,433
你搞什么PUA

3160
02:19:28,433 --> 02:19:30,166
啊在这边啊主播

3161
02:19:30,733 --> 02:19:32,666
哎呀世界上有这么多的主播

3162
02:19:32,666 --> 02:19:36,266
我只折磨你我不折磨别人对吧

3163
02:19:36,300 --> 02:19:38,933
肯定是爱你肯定是爱你对吧

3164
02:19:38,933 --> 02:19:40,866
肯定是爱你才会折磨你

3165
02:19:40,900 --> 02:19:43,066
什么鬼啊

3166
02:19:43,566 --> 02:19:46,099
你能纯砸8小时主播现在

3167
02:19:46,100 --> 02:19:48,133
今天已经砸了6个小时了

3168
02:19:48,133 --> 02:19:50,099
再往后就8个小时了

3169
02:19:50,100 --> 02:19:51,966
已经已经6个小时了今天

3170
02:19:51,966 --> 02:19:55,933
哈哈哈上一场是4个小时零10分钟下的

3171
02:19:55,933 --> 02:19:57,866
现在已经快两个半点了

3172
02:19:58,233 --> 02:20:01,566
为什么这头像去年的弹幕机出问题了

3173
02:20:01,566 --> 02:20:03,066
弹幕机有问题

3174
02:20:03,766 --> 02:20:05,066
欢迎不用换心情

3175
02:20:05,100 --> 02:20:06,433
换成昨天睡的好吗

3176
02:20:06,433 --> 02:20:08,833
在主播直播间睡觉的前怎么样

3177
02:20:09,433 --> 02:20:11,233
你唱歌混了多久

3178
02:20:11,233 --> 02:20:15,033
也就哼了那么几句而已中午好

3179
02:20:16,900 --> 02:20:18,133
不可以亲亲嘞

3180
02:20:19,300 --> 02:20:21,233
这个亲亲指的是什么

3181
02:20:21,300 --> 02:20:23,300
谢谢老郑的平安果捏

3182
02:20:23,466 --> 02:20:25,299
谢谢老郑的圣诞树

3183
02:20:25,300 --> 02:20:26,966
红豆你爱你个都

3184
02:20:27,066 --> 02:20:29,266
谢谢谢谢谢谢果果和圣诞树

3185
02:20:30,166 --> 02:20:32,099
我的大拇指该更新了

3186
02:20:32,100 --> 02:20:34,433
对我还没下那个榜呢

3187
02:20:34,466 --> 02:20:35,966
平安果是什么成分啊

3188
02:20:35,966 --> 02:20:37,099
平平安安

3189
02:20:37,300 --> 02:20:40,133
这个什么破财消灾平平安安

3190
02:20:40,233 --> 02:20:41,266
能梦到妹啊

3191
02:20:41,266 --> 02:20:43,733
你梦到主播干嘛梦到主播梦到主播

3192
02:20:43,766 --> 02:20:44,833
哈哈哈哈哈哈

3193
02:20:44,833 --> 02:20:47,133
梦到主播在你梦里唱死被子是吧

3194
02:20:47,133 --> 02:20:49,866
我操只喜欢折磨主办和尚

3195
02:20:49,866 --> 02:20:50,899
不是一种单纯的人

3196
02:20:50,900 --> 02:20:53,233
那不行啊你干嘛互相折磨到白头

3197
02:20:53,233 --> 02:20:55,966
主播才不要跟你互相折磨到白头呢

3198
02:20:56,233 --> 02:20:57,466
主播才不要嘞

3199
02:20:57,766 --> 02:20:58,866
说不定走了就有

3200
02:20:58,866 --> 02:21:01,366
燕哥燕哥没有唱很多了

3201
02:21:01,366 --> 02:21:02,466
真没有唱很多了

3202
02:21:02,466 --> 02:21:04,533
我真的有控制唱歌的时间了

3203
02:21:04,533 --> 02:21:05,666
你相信我

3204
02:21:05,733 --> 02:21:09,633
你信我呀哈哈哈我真的在控制了

3205
02:21:09,733 --> 02:21:11,633
只逼着让主播加班合唱

3206
02:21:11,633 --> 02:21:13,299
不是想让主播多陪一会

3207
02:21:13,300 --> 02:21:15,500
明天我们就引入礼物加班机

3208
02:21:15,500 --> 02:21:16,733
主播凑里面了

3209
02:21:16,733 --> 02:21:18,766
主播主播可以开加班机了

3210
02:21:19,500 --> 02:21:20,366
亲亲都不

3211
02:21:20,366 --> 02:21:22,433
给你这样的小猫咪还能逃出捏

3212
02:21:22,466 --> 02:21:23,766
人掌心吗

3213
02:21:23,900 --> 02:21:25,633
你不能了

3214
02:21:25,900 --> 02:21:28,100
夸可以夸呀夸嘛夸嘛

3215
02:21:28,166 --> 02:21:29,933
为什么主播不肯亲亲呢

3216
02:21:29,933 --> 02:21:31,966
我怕真的有人爱上我怎么办啊

3217
02:21:31,966 --> 02:21:34,733
万一有人疯狂的想嫁给我怎么办呀

3218
02:21:34,966 --> 02:21:38,666
所以主播主播主播很怕有人有人

3219
02:21:38,866 --> 02:21:41,299
咪咪啊我真的好喜欢你啊

3220
02:21:41,633 --> 02:21:42,733
妈哎

3221
02:21:42,733 --> 02:21:44,566
我好好怕这样子哦

3222
02:21:44,566 --> 02:21:45,766
我怕你疯狂的想

3223
02:21:45,766 --> 02:21:47,966
成为我的男朋友怎么办呢

3224
02:21:48,233 --> 02:21:49,333
好恐怖啊

3225
02:21:49,866 --> 02:21:51,899
哈哈哈哈哈

3226
02:21:51,900 --> 02:21:53,366
主要主播主播

3227
02:21:53,366 --> 02:21:54,933
主播这边就是

3228
02:21:55,033 --> 02:21:57,499
不太不太那什么男友粉你知道吧

3229
02:21:57,500 --> 02:21:59,566
不太那什么男友粉男友粉

3230
02:21:59,733 --> 02:22:01,899
不太不太可以弄吧

3231
02:22:02,233 --> 02:22:04,699
你不会人你说你不会你就不会啊

3232
02:22:04,733 --> 02:22:07,133
哈哈哈你说你不会你就不会啊

3233
02:22:07,133 --> 02:22:08,633
下头你呃呃什么

3234
02:22:08,633 --> 02:22:11,433
人家就很怕很怕怕怕

3235
02:22:12,266 --> 02:22:13,066
哼

3236
02:22:13,966 --> 02:22:15,566
怎么了不可以吗

3237
02:22:15,566 --> 02:22:16,966
你不可以吗

3238
02:22:16,966 --> 02:22:17,766
哦

3239
02:22:18,133 --> 02:22:20,266
好朴实的肥猫鱼

3240
02:22:20,433 --> 02:22:21,233
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

3241
02:22:24,066 --> 02:22:25,499
才没有呢

3242
02:22:27,100 --> 02:22:29,866
你要成为主播的男朋友的男朋友

3243
02:22:29,866 --> 02:22:31,966
根据一夫一妻制的规定

3244
02:22:31,966 --> 02:22:33,566
主播以后找了男朋友

3245
02:22:33,633 --> 02:22:35,966
然后男朋友还可以再找一个男朋友

3246
02:22:35,966 --> 02:22:38,266
这样他就拥有了一夫一妻是吧

3247
02:22:38,500 --> 02:22:39,766
哈哈哈

3248
02:22:40,466 --> 02:22:43,099
想跟虚拟主播谈恋爱的人真的存在吗

3249
02:22:43,100 --> 02:22:45,866
真的存在啊真的存在的

3250
02:22:46,366 --> 02:22:48,699
怕怕人有的

3251
02:22:49,166 --> 02:22:52,366
你要攒2,000万彩礼迎娶帅比笙哥

3252
02:22:52,366 --> 02:22:54,533
超可爱好不好

3253
02:22:54,533 --> 02:22:55,333
嗯

3254
02:22:55,833 --> 02:22:57,166
还真的可以

3255
02:22:58,133 --> 02:23:01,266
哼然后你们就像那个在现实里面

3256
02:23:01,266 --> 02:23:02,566
在日本跟那个初一

3257
02:23:02,566 --> 02:23:04,566
未来举办婚礼的人一样

3258
02:23:04,933 --> 02:23:07,666
你你跟帅比笙哥超可爱这个形象

3259
02:23:07,666 --> 02:23:08,966
这个皮套形象

3260
02:23:09,100 --> 02:23:12,766
脚印是我爱的风景结婚

3261
02:23:15,700 --> 02:23:18,166
你的评价是主办不如一人一根

3262
02:23:18,166 --> 02:23:20,333
还真是主播什么时候找小男友

3263
02:23:20,333 --> 02:23:22,366
毕业再说吧毕业再说吧

3264
02:23:23,333 --> 02:23:27,133
而且主播看异性的眼光交朋友

3265
02:23:27,133 --> 02:23:28,433
的时候还行

3266
02:23:28,666 --> 02:23:32,933
但是一旦涉及到感情那就是乱成一团

3267
02:23:33,566 --> 02:23:36,833
主播主播主播一旦一旦涉及到感情

3268
02:23:37,033 --> 02:23:39,899
老有神经病喜欢主播呢

3269
02:23:40,100 --> 02:23:42,700
不知道为什么就看起来都很正常

3270
02:23:42,700 --> 02:23:46,033
然后一到后面就看起来就挺精神病

3271
02:23:47,833 --> 02:23:49,766
你都只对米亚感兴趣

3272
02:23:49,766 --> 02:23:51,899
没对路过的小猫没兴趣

3273
02:23:51,900 --> 02:23:53,900
对所以你可以跟米亚结婚啊

3274
02:23:53,900 --> 02:23:55,533
但是你也不可以跟米亚结婚

3275
02:23:55,533 --> 02:23:56,833
因为米亚是我的

3276
02:23:56,900 --> 02:23:59,633
哈哈哈因为米亚是我的

3277
02:23:59,633 --> 02:24:02,033
想破坏虚拟主播的人存不存在呢

3278
02:24:02,033 --> 02:24:04,766
站起来就是我们对啊就是这样吗

3279
02:24:04,766 --> 02:24:07,699
迫害迫害还挺好但不要过头就好

3280
02:24:08,833 --> 02:24:10,766
我要和米亚结婚

3281
02:24:12,500 --> 02:24:14,066
不鼓励啊不鼓励

3282
02:24:14,233 --> 02:24:17,233
建议就医早日就医早日完成

3283
02:24:17,633 --> 02:24:19,733
早日完成呃怎么办

3284
02:24:19,866 --> 02:24:22,099
应该早点去看看医生的

3285
02:24:23,566 --> 02:24:24,933
那只能先CPU

3286
02:24:24,933 --> 02:24:26,266
路过的小猫

3287
02:24:26,266 --> 02:24:29,633
你是不是有我我就切割你简简单单

3288
02:24:29,766 --> 02:24:34,699
谢谢会送的圣诞树圣诞树和平安果梨

3289
02:24:35,500 --> 02:24:37,466
我操谢谢0级的舰长

3290
02:24:37,733 --> 02:24:39,966
感谢支持的舰长登船我超低

3291
02:24:39,966 --> 02:24:42,966
太过分了谢谢0级的舰长欢迎回来

3292
02:24:43,100 --> 02:24:46,766
好久好久都没有看到你拉面了哈哈哈

3293
02:24:47,033 --> 02:24:49,699
哎离开走新年快乐谢谢0级的舰长

3294
02:24:49,700 --> 02:24:53,100
我超低因为我是15分钟啊

3295
02:24:53,700 --> 02:24:55,533
我操哈哈

3296
02:24:55,866 --> 02:24:57,533
哈你怎么爆钻了

3297
02:24:57,533 --> 02:25:00,466
哎哎老郑老郑查询一下老郑

3298
02:25:00,466 --> 02:25:02,233
关了吧关了吧

3299
02:25:02,633 --> 02:25:06,499
0可乐的插件关一下没意思哈哈哈

3300
02:25:06,500 --> 02:25:07,866
关了吧关了吧

3301
02:25:07,866 --> 02:25:08,833
哎呦我操

3302
02:25:09,033 --> 02:25:10,066
欢迎拜拜

3303
02:25:10,300 --> 02:25:13,300
并肩决心把世界走遍

3304
02:25:13,666 --> 02:25:17,099
谢谢会心的三颗圣诞树和一个平安果

3305
02:25:17,100 --> 02:25:18,333
你感谢感谢

3306
02:25:18,333 --> 02:25:19,499
哎呀等一下我看一下

3307
02:25:19,566 --> 02:25:20,099
我看一下

3308
02:25:20,100 --> 02:25:22,900
是不是是不是有人有人反对主播直播

3309
02:25:23,066 --> 02:25:24,166
有小点声吧

3310
02:25:24,733 --> 02:25:26,866
我小点声吧大家感觉我挨骂了

3311
02:25:27,433 --> 02:25:29,866
收到微信消息了感觉我挨骂了人

3312
02:25:29,866 --> 02:25:30,933
家要睡觉了

3313
02:25:33,700 --> 02:25:34,900
挨骂了挨骂了

3314
02:25:35,333 --> 02:25:37,466
哈哈哈哎呦我又挨骂了

3315
02:25:37,500 --> 02:25:39,733
燕燕你的牌牌和票票上的字

3316
02:25:39,733 --> 02:25:40,733
都是自己选的吗

3317
02:25:40,733 --> 02:25:42,666
什么是牌牌和票票呀

3318
02:25:45,066 --> 02:25:49,366
你说我的立牌和我的零售票

3319
02:25:49,833 --> 02:25:51,066
还有我的拍立得

3320
02:25:51,066 --> 02:25:54,499
对那是我参与美工的我参与美工了

3321
02:25:54,500 --> 02:25:55,933
我跟人家提供的

3322
02:25:56,300 --> 02:25:59,166
很开心晚上想睡觉早上起不来

3323
02:25:59,166 --> 02:26:00,833
直播间在逃关中

3324
02:26:00,900 --> 02:26:03,566
哈哈哈没关系没关系

3325
02:26:03,633 --> 02:26:05,299
但是我知道我知道好多

3326
02:26:05,300 --> 02:26:06,566
因为主播的那个直播

3327
02:26:06,566 --> 02:26:07,833
时间也不是很稳定吗

3328
02:26:07,833 --> 02:26:09,233
所以好久不见的人

3329
02:26:09,233 --> 02:26:11,699
但是我不觉得大家大家就讨厌我了

3330
02:26:11,700 --> 02:26:12,533
我我等着

3331
02:26:12,533 --> 02:26:14,633
我一直在这等你们回来的那天

3332
02:26:14,633 --> 02:26:15,833
我一直在这里等

3333
02:26:16,233 --> 02:26:17,033
嗯

3334
02:26:17,533 --> 02:26:22,133
别骂了关了吧没意思哈哈哈哎呀

3335
02:26:23,500 --> 02:26:25,100
欢迎小林晚上好

3336
02:26:26,233 --> 02:26:27,766
主播一直在等你

3337
02:26:28,033 --> 02:26:28,566
我操

3338
02:26:28,566 --> 02:26:32,266
我们不知不觉之间已经马上有170点喽

3339
02:26:32,533 --> 02:26:33,366
嘿

3340
02:26:33,833 --> 02:26:38,133
够时差忙碌使劲聪明

3341
02:26:38,133 --> 02:26:39,966
还要装作优雅

3342
02:26:39,966 --> 02:26:42,466
我在悬崖

3343
02:26:43,733 --> 02:26:48,033
关注你呀喵喵关注你呀喵谢谢喵

3344
02:26:48,166 --> 02:26:49,066
好的你

3345
02:26:50,100 --> 02:26:51,533
别急怎么着

3346
02:26:51,533 --> 02:26:54,699
哈哈哈喜欢主播的可以点点举办哦

3347
02:26:54,700 --> 02:26:58,233
喜欢主播的可以关注无敌郑老爷

3348
02:26:58,233 --> 02:26:59,266
哈哈哈

3349
02:26:59,266 --> 02:27:01,866
喜欢主播的关注一下无敌郑老爷

3350
02:27:02,100 --> 02:27:02,933
欢迎游戏

3351
02:27:04,100 --> 02:27:07,500
以后讨厌主播要直说游戏坑他

3352
02:27:08,533 --> 02:27:12,699
谢谢水中看云云缠水的灯牌感谢支持

3353
02:27:12,700 --> 02:27:14,300
我的小号怎么还没到期

3354
02:27:14,300 --> 02:27:16,300
哈哈哈又来凑整了

3355
02:27:16,300 --> 02:27:18,166
我看到了你上回也给我凑

3356
02:27:18,166 --> 02:27:20,933
给主播凑了是160还是170的整来着

3357
02:27:20,933 --> 02:27:21,833
我记得呢

3358
02:27:22,133 --> 02:27:22,933
你与他

3359
02:27:23,500 --> 02:27:25,533
满世界是这样

3360
02:27:27,366 --> 02:27:28,666
欢迎叶子

3361
02:27:29,866 --> 02:27:30,666
哎呦

3362
02:27:31,466 --> 02:27:32,366
不行明天

3363
02:27:32,366 --> 02:27:35,266
明天就算是晚播也不能在卧室播了

3364
02:27:35,266 --> 02:27:38,299
主要考虑到我现在早播的那个时候

3365
02:27:38,333 --> 02:27:40,233
因为有活动吗带个主播

3366
02:27:40,633 --> 02:27:41,433
加班

3367
02:27:42,133 --> 02:27:44,299
大哥主播的加班比较多

3368
02:27:45,366 --> 02:27:48,299
所以有的时候没什么劲啊

3369
02:27:48,300 --> 02:27:49,533
就可能不想上楼了

3370
02:27:49,533 --> 02:27:51,499
我就想直接往地下室地毯上一躺

3371
02:27:51,500 --> 02:27:52,133
就睡觉了

3372
02:27:52,133 --> 02:27:53,466
但这样不太好

3373
02:27:53,633 --> 02:27:56,433
所以现在都是在那个卧室里面直播的

3374
02:27:56,433 --> 02:27:57,433
但是但是

3375
02:27:57,433 --> 02:28:00,066
就是没了地下室那个椅子又确实

3376
02:28:00,333 --> 02:28:02,366
确实耐力调没有那么久哎

3377
02:28:03,300 --> 02:28:04,700
有电视那个椅子的话

3378
02:28:04,700 --> 02:28:06,933
播个3个小时轻轻松松

3379
02:28:08,833 --> 02:28:10,766
明天还是回家

3380
02:28:10,766 --> 02:28:13,766
是坐椅子坐桌子好好的播了

3381
02:28:14,433 --> 02:28:17,066
你下周要掉多少我看一下

3382
02:28:17,066 --> 02:28:18,699
不要让我看这种这么让人

3383
02:28:18,700 --> 02:28:19,933
伤心的东西吗

3384
02:28:19,933 --> 02:28:21,299
我不想知道

3385
02:28:21,933 --> 02:28:25,033
我不想知道这些我看看

3386
02:28:28,066 --> 02:28:30,266
20个哦

3387
02:28:31,533 --> 02:28:32,466
你说我暗沉

3388
02:28:32,466 --> 02:28:34,866
我就把椅子什么时候变成按摩椅啊

3389
02:28:34,866 --> 02:28:35,866
1块钱

3390
02:28:36,666 --> 02:28:39,899
赞成下下周下周掉20个人

3391
02:28:42,233 --> 02:28:44,699
燕子你还会说东北话不

3392
02:28:49,100 --> 02:28:51,433
坏人怎么说呀

3393
02:28:51,666 --> 02:28:54,099
你下周要冲20个加油

3394
02:28:54,100 --> 02:28:56,633
是啊就哎呀

3395
02:28:57,633 --> 02:28:59,333
不要给自己那么大压力

3396
02:28:59,333 --> 02:29:00,166
天天想着啊

3397
02:29:00,166 --> 02:29:03,633
明天掉了后天掉了大后天又掉了

3398
02:29:03,666 --> 02:29:07,166
压力太大了不想这样

3399
02:29:07,633 --> 02:29:11,333
我那天我那天好多舰长呢我那天

3400
02:29:11,466 --> 02:29:12,666
我那天是复播

3401
02:29:12,666 --> 02:29:16,266
就正式复播开始开始舰长加班的那天

3402
02:29:16,266 --> 02:29:17,933
那天好多舰长呢

3403
02:29:18,300 --> 02:29:23,666
一二三四五六七八九十十一

3404
02:29:23,866 --> 02:29:25,699
有一天掉11个呢

3405
02:29:25,766 --> 02:29:28,466
谢谢慧心为少女做出的贡献

3406
02:29:29,133 --> 02:29:31,633
应该都是会先把美妙打造乱斗

3407
02:29:31,900 --> 02:29:34,233
还按摩以上按摩你能直播吗

3408
02:29:34,233 --> 02:29:37,433
能啊我还背着那个按摩颈椎的东西

3409
02:29:37,566 --> 02:29:38,699
直播过呢

3410
02:29:38,966 --> 02:29:40,433
他们还给我打了些

3411
02:29:40,433 --> 02:29:42,766
叫我叫我加州什么叫正式复播

3412
02:29:42,766 --> 02:29:44,133
就是我跟大家说

3413
02:29:44,266 --> 02:29:46,733
会把那个见长加班机制

3414
02:29:47,066 --> 02:29:48,833
引回来的那一天

3415
02:29:49,933 --> 02:29:52,533
电脑加班机就带回来的那一天

3416
02:29:54,366 --> 02:29:58,466
就是努力一个月了但是好像也

3417
02:29:58,933 --> 02:30:00,699
效果也不是特别好嘞

3418
02:30:03,900 --> 02:30:05,100
那不是好久之前

3419
02:30:05,100 --> 02:30:06,700
对啊那不是一个月之前吗

3420
02:30:06,700 --> 02:30:09,266
那一个月之前一个月之前就

3421
02:30:12,100 --> 02:30:14,466
一个月之前的见长到一个月之后掉了

3422
02:30:14,466 --> 02:30:15,866
很符合逻辑啊

3423
02:30:15,866 --> 02:30:17,699
这不是很正确的天吗

3424
02:30:19,900 --> 02:30:22,100
我一个我马上就别走

3425
02:30:22,233 --> 02:30:25,766
不想放一首那什么想过离开

3426
02:30:25,766 --> 02:30:28,366
什么什么因为什么哪还有你在

3427
02:30:28,433 --> 02:30:31,299
什么什么那些什么伤害那些什么

3428
02:30:31,700 --> 02:30:33,666
那些这什么什么什么来着

3429
02:30:33,666 --> 02:30:36,099
哎呦不行忘记了忘记了再见

3430
02:30:38,266 --> 02:30:39,499
不想离开

3431
02:30:39,733 --> 02:30:42,566
俺们这嘎达说的都是普通话呀

3432
02:30:42,566 --> 02:30:43,766
什么东北话呀

3433
02:30:43,766 --> 02:30:45,766
我寻思普通话可标准了

3434
02:30:45,766 --> 02:30:47,666
根本没有说过方言

3435
02:30:48,100 --> 02:30:49,333
好像不对味啊

3436
02:30:49,333 --> 02:30:52,633
这这不行味道不对不对不对味道不对

3437
02:30:52,633 --> 02:30:53,899
不能这样讲

3438
02:30:54,866 --> 02:30:57,699
味道不对人哎呦

3439
02:31:00,833 --> 02:31:02,133
那应该怎么讲呢

3440
02:31:02,133 --> 02:31:06,099
不会了那除非现在直接当场舰长连麦

3441
02:31:06,300 --> 02:31:10,233
把轻舞姐姐摇过来让他给我上舰长

3442
02:31:10,233 --> 02:31:11,566
然后我跟他连麦

3443
02:31:12,466 --> 02:31:13,699
哎这样才可以啊

3444
02:31:13,700 --> 02:31:15,733
时间好长要不我先跳了吧

3445
02:31:15,733 --> 02:31:17,499
你别走呀我操

3446
02:31:18,100 --> 02:31:19,500
别走好吗

3447
02:31:19,900 --> 02:31:21,900
送你个爱心的事

3448
02:31:22,333 --> 02:31:23,866
别走好吗

3449
02:31:27,133 --> 02:31:29,866
你有东北味吗咋没有呢

3450
02:31:29,933 --> 02:31:31,333
这谁说不是

3451
02:31:33,166 --> 02:31:34,666
根本不懂东北话

3452
02:31:34,666 --> 02:31:37,933
东北话是一种刻入骨血里的幽默

3453
02:31:37,933 --> 02:31:41,566
东北人的血管里流淌的都是酸菜嗯

3454
02:31:43,033 --> 02:31:45,666
东北话主要体现在一些东西的读音上

3455
02:31:45,666 --> 02:31:48,066
比如都然后东北话会读成都

3456
02:31:48,833 --> 02:31:51,899
对主要是发音上面啊

3457
02:31:51,900 --> 02:31:53,766
但是好像没有什么特别

3458
02:31:53,766 --> 02:31:55,133
奇怪的咬字来着

3459
02:31:55,266 --> 02:31:57,933
不管穿越多少距离

3460
02:31:58,300 --> 02:32:00,900
请和你越靠近

3461
02:32:01,633 --> 02:32:02,933
咋没有呢

3462
02:32:03,033 --> 02:32:05,733
谁说不是啊哎呦咋没有呢

3463
02:32:07,133 --> 02:32:10,833
纯纯的土生土长的东北大妹懂不懂啊

3464
02:32:10,833 --> 02:32:11,766
欢迎老郑

3465
02:32:14,100 --> 02:32:16,100
欢迎常胜念早上好

3466
02:32:17,633 --> 02:32:19,566
我还以为你是南方吗

3467
02:32:21,266 --> 02:32:24,299
听起来很有很有那什么感觉吧

3468
02:32:24,900 --> 02:32:29,700
主要是主播主播去去广东去去你广东

3469
02:32:29,700 --> 02:32:33,266
上学的时候我发现周围所有人说话

3470
02:32:34,633 --> 02:32:35,699
怎么说呢

3471
02:32:35,866 --> 02:32:37,899
不管是男生还是女生

3472
02:32:37,966 --> 02:32:39,866
都比我温柔好多呀

3473
02:32:39,866 --> 02:32:42,033
然后我一开口成格录了

3474
02:32:42,133 --> 02:32:43,466
所以我我一下

3475
02:32:43,466 --> 02:32:45,666
我一下我我我就是在那边

3476
02:32:46,433 --> 02:32:50,133
我超谢谢无数夫妇点超然的见长

3477
02:32:50,133 --> 02:32:51,299
我超然

3478
02:32:53,733 --> 02:32:54,733
我超然

3479
02:32:54,833 --> 02:32:57,633
哎呦谢谢无数夫妇点超然的见了

3480
02:32:57,633 --> 02:32:58,099
不行不行

3481
02:32:58,100 --> 02:32:59,700
实在不行咱们咱们咱们

3482
02:32:59,700 --> 02:33:01,900
咱们舰长加班咱们舰长加班

3483
02:33:01,900 --> 02:33:03,766
小小欠一下小欠一下

3484
02:33:04,566 --> 02:33:06,366
过两天我们小欠一下

3485
02:33:06,433 --> 02:33:09,033
谢谢超人的见长你以后的你啊

3486
02:33:09,033 --> 02:33:11,366
那个都坏了坏了越加越多

3487
02:33:11,500 --> 02:33:14,566
主播这现在还欠了一个点我的天

3488
02:33:14,833 --> 02:33:17,099
无数夫妇电超人笑

3489
02:33:17,533 --> 02:33:19,533
别叫天敌郑老爷别叫

3490
02:33:19,533 --> 02:33:23,699
哈哈哈哈哈天敌郑老爷别叫好吧

3491
02:33:23,833 --> 02:33:24,633
哎呦

3492
02:33:25,900 --> 02:33:27,333
还以为你是南方猫咪

3493
02:33:27,333 --> 02:33:30,333
我就是在那边听他们说普通话说久了

3494
02:33:30,333 --> 02:33:32,133
然后我说话就变成这样了

3495
02:33:32,133 --> 02:33:33,099
我一回家

3496
02:33:33,533 --> 02:33:35,633
然后我妈妈就抱着我摇晃

3497
02:33:35,666 --> 02:33:38,433
咋了宝你说话咋这样了呢啊

3498
02:33:38,566 --> 02:33:40,633
咱们能不能别扯这个嗓子

3499
02:33:40,633 --> 02:33:41,899
我说没有妈妈我现

3500
02:33:41,900 --> 02:33:42,966
在说话就这样的

3501
02:33:43,033 --> 02:33:44,233
哎呀哎呀

3502
02:33:44,300 --> 02:33:46,066
你是咱们家的孩子吗

3503
02:33:46,066 --> 02:33:47,233
我抱错了

3504
02:33:47,566 --> 02:33:48,566
没有妈妈

3505
02:33:48,700 --> 02:33:50,666
你平常打电话的时候你不也

3506
02:33:50,733 --> 02:33:52,733
尽显精英的美感吗

3507
02:33:52,733 --> 02:33:53,266
你平常

3508
02:33:53,266 --> 02:33:55,133
平常在我们直播里面讲话的时候

3509
02:33:55,133 --> 02:33:56,299
不也是这样吗

3510
02:33:56,300 --> 02:33:57,533
哈哈哈哈

3511
02:33:58,133 --> 02:33:59,633
哎他一来直播的时候

3512
02:33:59,633 --> 02:34:01,633
他他也他也路过我直播间

3513
02:34:01,733 --> 02:34:04,666
哎呀谢谢谢谢各位

3514
02:34:04,666 --> 02:34:07,333
哎呀你的粉丝叫什么呀宝宝

3515
02:34:07,366 --> 02:34:08,466
我说叫燕燕人

3516
02:34:08,466 --> 02:34:13,066
他谢谢各位燕燕人照顾我的女儿啊

3517
02:34:13,466 --> 02:34:15,733
带口音直播是好事吗

3518
02:34:15,833 --> 02:34:17,499
欢迎乱乱我不知道哎

3519
02:34:17,533 --> 02:34:20,766
但是我觉得我现在没有什么太多的

3520
02:34:20,933 --> 02:34:24,966
口音哎欢欢欢欢什么欢欢笑笑

3521
02:34:26,500 --> 02:34:28,100
什么时候可以让我们见识见识猫

3522
02:34:28,100 --> 02:34:28,666
慢慢吸烟

3523
02:34:28,666 --> 02:34:30,733
不行他太恐怖了受不了受不了

3524
02:34:30,833 --> 02:34:32,566
他太恐怖了我受不了

3525
02:34:32,666 --> 02:34:34,933
有切片啊有切片

3526
02:34:34,933 --> 02:34:37,699
哎呦你们没看这切片吗

3527
02:34:37,700 --> 02:34:38,566
李克强

3528
02:34:38,566 --> 02:34:41,633
你去上我那个古早切片里面去找

3529
02:34:41,633 --> 02:34:43,433
有一个那个猫妈妈的

3530
02:34:43,700 --> 02:34:46,866
吸吸猫的切片哈哈哈

3531
02:34:46,933 --> 02:34:47,733
哎呦

3532
02:34:47,866 --> 02:34:51,433
很嘎次的很嘎次的谢谢你俩的灯牌

3533
02:34:51,433 --> 02:34:52,766
感谢支持啊力哥哥

3534
02:34:53,533 --> 02:34:56,499
哎呀宝你也太可爱了

3535
02:34:57,100 --> 02:34:58,666
嗯就这种感觉

3536
02:35:00,300 --> 02:35:02,333
带口音直播难道是好事吗

3537
02:35:02,333 --> 02:35:04,633
你这个口音首先得能让人理解啊

3538
02:35:04,633 --> 02:35:05,666
而且也有一些

3539
02:35:05,833 --> 02:35:08,833
现在我看也有一些专门说粤语的v啊

3540
02:35:08,866 --> 02:35:10,833
有一些粤语是v来着

3541
02:35:11,033 --> 02:35:13,766
我的话给我回答

3542
02:35:14,066 --> 02:35:16,899
我的但是我的话我是觉得

3543
02:35:16,966 --> 02:35:19,266
起码得先让人听明白吧

3544
02:35:19,266 --> 02:35:21,133
就不管是大舌头萌音啊

3545
02:35:21,133 --> 02:35:22,899
御姐音啊之类的也好

3546
02:35:23,066 --> 02:35:25,333
呃起码得让人能理解吧

3547
02:35:25,466 --> 02:35:27,933
因为直播主要还听个听个声音吧

3548
02:35:27,933 --> 02:35:30,633
你要说话一张嘴一张嘴啊

3549
02:35:31,333 --> 02:35:32,133
啊

3550
02:35:32,833 --> 02:35:33,833
啊什么

3551
02:35:33,833 --> 02:35:36,333
就是有一些夹子夹到听不明白他讲

3552
02:35:36,766 --> 02:35:40,966
大家好第一次跟大家见面真的很紧张

3553
02:35:40,966 --> 02:35:42,833
哦嗯啊

3554
02:35:42,933 --> 02:35:46,099
今天有这么多人关注我真的好开心

3555
02:35:46,100 --> 02:35:48,500
微信这这这这没人

3556
02:35:48,500 --> 02:35:51,033
你不上字幕真的就没有熟人

3557
02:35:51,066 --> 02:35:53,366
你听不明白他在他在逼到些啥

3558
02:35:53,366 --> 02:35:56,366
就有一些这样的反正含人的

3559
02:35:56,866 --> 02:35:58,066
又欠又欠

3560
02:35:58,066 --> 02:36:00,433
哈哈哈哈哈没欠没欠

3561
02:36:00,433 --> 02:36:02,433
再加一个小时就好了你知道吗

3562
02:36:02,466 --> 02:36:05,499
为什么开塔菲我没有塔菲能听明白了

3563
02:36:06,033 --> 02:36:08,299
塔菲那个他是能听明白的

3564
02:36:08,300 --> 02:36:10,366
你们你们你们是不是印象人啊

3565
02:36:10,366 --> 02:36:11,966
塔菲说话能听明白的

3566
02:36:13,766 --> 02:36:15,699
真的他们说话你能听明白的

3567
02:36:15,700 --> 02:36:18,466
你们你们怎么对对人家号入座呢

3568
02:36:18,466 --> 02:36:20,066
我操人家真能听明白

3569
02:36:22,333 --> 02:36:25,266
包可以拆了轰动力阿里卡顿

3570
02:36:25,366 --> 02:36:28,666
好久没有收到这么贵重的礼物了

3571
02:36:28,666 --> 02:36:30,299
太破费了

3572
02:36:31,066 --> 02:36:32,633
东北猫也不能算外语

3573
02:36:32,633 --> 02:36:34,499
那什么粤语都能算外语

3574
02:36:34,500 --> 02:36:36,266
你切割粤语地区是吧

3575
02:36:36,266 --> 02:36:37,666
卧槽你好寒人啊

3576
02:36:37,666 --> 02:36:39,366
你是不是切割粤语地区啊

3577
02:36:39,533 --> 02:36:40,533
我不敢想了

3578
02:36:40,533 --> 02:36:42,633
现在就敢切割粤语以后敢干嘛

3579
02:36:42,633 --> 02:36:43,833
我真是不敢想

3580
02:36:44,166 --> 02:36:44,699
哈哈哈

3581
02:36:44,700 --> 02:36:47,633
瑞平我没有瑞平不是真的有那种

3582
02:36:47,700 --> 02:36:48,766
有那种什么

3583
02:36:48,766 --> 02:36:51,733
一打开他那个切片小微直播

3584
02:36:51,833 --> 02:36:54,899
因为1点闭室就就破房你知道吧

3585
02:36:54,900 --> 02:36:57,100
因为1点闭室破房1点进去

3586
02:36:57,166 --> 02:36:57,966
点进去

3587
02:36:58,566 --> 02:37:03,466
大家今天我妈妈在直播里面哭了

3588
02:37:03,733 --> 02:37:06,866
对不接主要是有人

3589
02:37:07,166 --> 02:37:10,233
有一些弹幕三天直播间太多

3590
02:37:10,566 --> 02:37:14,633
然后然后30万播放量也30万播放量也有

3591
02:37:14,633 --> 02:37:15,499
我一点进去

3592
02:37:15,500 --> 02:37:17,566
我他也不给自己的视频上个字幕啊

3593
02:37:17,566 --> 02:37:20,833
我操我听的可痛苦了我眉头紧锁

3594
02:37:21,066 --> 02:37:23,166
我在说啥呢哎呀

3595
02:37:24,333 --> 02:37:27,166
然后弹幕在评论区一堆抱抱的我说话

3596
02:37:27,166 --> 02:37:28,033
你就你就你

3597
02:37:28,033 --> 02:37:31,099
抱他之前你听明白他在说啥了没啊

3598
02:37:31,266 --> 02:37:33,499
你听没听明白他在说什么呀

3599
02:37:33,866 --> 02:37:35,533
就这种感觉你知道吧

3600
02:37:35,633 --> 02:37:39,566
袜子被扣烂哈哈哈送你一座城堡啊

3601
02:37:39,566 --> 02:37:40,066
就是你

3602
02:37:40,066 --> 02:37:43,233
你抱抱之前你先明白他在说啥呢

3603
02:37:43,300 --> 02:37:44,100
你知道吧

3604
02:37:44,100 --> 02:37:45,766
哎呦受不了受不了

3605
02:37:46,733 --> 02:37:48,299
要不是知道你在模仿

3606
02:37:48,300 --> 02:37:49,866
会不会是你亲身经历

3607
02:37:49,866 --> 02:37:51,933
没有呀我没有陪你

3608
02:37:51,933 --> 02:37:54,166
男士纯棉白袜中长款

3609
02:37:54,166 --> 02:37:56,333
体育生最爱是吧哈哈哈

3610
02:37:56,333 --> 02:37:57,533
什么体育生最爱

3611
02:37:57,533 --> 02:38:00,699
卧槽你你扣破洞的袜子天选抽的吧

3612
02:38:00,700 --> 02:38:03,900
直播间有男童要的直播间有男童喜欢

3613
02:38:04,266 --> 02:38:06,233
男童最喜欢这种东西

3614
02:38:06,633 --> 02:38:09,666
哈哈哈哈受不了

3615
02:38:12,100 --> 02:38:14,900
不是真的真的真的我真受不了

3616
02:38:14,900 --> 02:38:16,366
虽然大家是吧对世

3617
02:38:16,633 --> 02:38:18,466
界有善意是一件好事

3618
02:38:18,466 --> 02:38:21,666
但是有的时候可能跟跟跟

3619
02:38:21,733 --> 02:38:24,099
跟跟那个情况有点格格不入

3620
02:38:24,100 --> 02:38:26,433
我真受不了这种情况你知道吗

3621
02:38:26,500 --> 02:38:27,966
真是无语热

3622
02:38:29,333 --> 02:38:30,699
出来那个什么

3623
02:38:31,333 --> 02:38:34,333
夹子就是夹子永远当不上皇后

3624
02:38:34,733 --> 02:38:37,533
主播就是纯纯的当不上皇后的夹子

3625
02:38:37,633 --> 02:38:41,133
don't know what i say that i'm losing my mind

3626
02:38:41,900 --> 02:38:43,766
trying to find the perfect life

3627
02:38:45,333 --> 02:38:47,099
i think主要是有一些内容

3628
02:38:47,100 --> 02:38:48,500
你没有知道他的标题

3629
02:38:48,500 --> 02:38:50,666
你一看他的标签你就知道他烂

3630
02:38:50,666 --> 02:38:52,099
但你还忍不住点进去

3631
02:38:52,100 --> 02:38:53,700
于是你的大数据就会

3632
02:38:53,900 --> 02:38:55,633
被培养的越来越烂了

3633
02:38:55,633 --> 02:38:56,766
你就接受不了

3634
02:38:56,900 --> 02:38:57,700
欢迎正义

3635
02:38:58,466 --> 02:38:59,933
真的真的你就接受不了

3636
02:38:59,933 --> 02:39:02,099
你这大叔就已经被养的贼烂

3637
02:39:02,100 --> 02:39:05,266
你都受不了我就我反正我就是这样

3638
02:39:05,766 --> 02:39:08,233
所以我现在都不拿大号看微的切片了

3639
02:39:08,233 --> 02:39:10,533
我一拿大号看微的切片我我受不了

3640
02:39:10,533 --> 02:39:11,866
我心脏病发热

3641
02:39:12,333 --> 02:39:13,966
会不会因为你们都是猫

3642
02:39:13,966 --> 02:39:15,433
所以你能听懂坦芬说话

3643
02:39:15,433 --> 02:39:17,366
但坦芬说话真的能听明白

3644
02:39:19,633 --> 02:39:21,066
说那塔菲说话的话

3645
02:39:21,066 --> 02:39:23,566
可能他就比较类似于这种情况

3646
02:39:23,733 --> 02:39:26,233
但是其实真的是可以听得明白的

3647
02:39:26,233 --> 02:39:27,966
主播刚才模仿的那种

3648
02:39:28,033 --> 02:39:30,566
那种情况的话可能就听不明白没有

3649
02:39:31,066 --> 02:39:31,866
嗯

3650
02:39:32,766 --> 02:39:33,866
那是不一样的

3651
02:39:33,866 --> 02:39:35,866
台飞是有咬字的你知道吧

3652
02:39:35,866 --> 02:39:37,099
他的台语就是

3653
02:39:37,100 --> 02:39:39,100
他是之前年初的那个时候

3654
02:39:39,100 --> 02:39:40,700
那个台语可能还比较

3655
02:39:40,733 --> 02:39:41,566
麻烦一点

3656
02:39:41,566 --> 02:39:44,466
但是现在那前面真的都能听明白了

3657
02:39:47,500 --> 02:39:49,900
不会啊p别蹭你塔阶

3658
02:39:49,900 --> 02:39:52,066
我我夹不出来那个味啊

3659
02:39:52,266 --> 02:39:54,266
口齿在后面点就下了呢

3660
02:39:54,766 --> 02:39:56,633
我也不想我学不上来

3661
02:39:56,666 --> 02:39:59,766
主播能学主播就不干那什么主播直接

3662
02:39:59,933 --> 02:40:02,366
直接直接直接去当代餐是吧

3663
02:40:02,366 --> 02:40:03,666
不好不好不好

3664
02:40:05,033 --> 02:40:05,833
谈恋爱

3665
02:40:22,366 --> 02:40:25,366
卡菲第一轮车没有topic什么之类的

3666
02:40:25,366 --> 02:40:27,633
那这人我我只是模仿他发音

3667
02:40:27,633 --> 02:40:29,099
我又不是模仿他这个人

3668
02:40:29,900 --> 02:40:31,233
我吃了饭居然还在

3669
02:40:31,233 --> 02:40:32,299
别急你再吃一顿

3670
02:40:32,300 --> 02:40:34,300
再吃一顿我回来我还在

3671
02:40:34,933 --> 02:40:37,166
你再吃一顿我说不定还在呢

3672
02:40:37,333 --> 02:40:40,233
总是绵绵总是能给你带来一些惊喜啊

3673
02:40:40,233 --> 02:40:40,533
懂吗

3674
02:40:40,533 --> 02:40:43,566
总是绵绵这人是有一些惊喜在身上

3675
02:40:43,866 --> 02:40:45,233
哈哈哈

3676
02:40:45,566 --> 02:40:48,299
如何评价你的外币草莓英国产品

3677
02:40:48,300 --> 02:40:50,100
这声音倒挺可爱的吧

3678
02:40:50,666 --> 02:40:53,099
只能说主播一直都不理解

3679
02:40:54,433 --> 02:40:55,733
到底为什么

3680
02:40:55,866 --> 02:40:58,033
哎算了我不不多说了

3681
02:40:58,033 --> 02:41:00,099
每个人看微都有自己的乐子

3682
02:41:00,100 --> 02:41:01,233
有些人就是

3683
02:41:01,433 --> 02:41:04,233
呃每个人的爱好都值得被尊重啊

3684
02:41:04,766 --> 02:41:07,099
当主播觉得这是需要热评的时候

3685
02:41:07,100 --> 02:41:08,066
现在想想

3686
02:41:08,066 --> 02:41:09,266
三级家呀

3687
02:41:09,900 --> 02:41:12,700
这管我那个什么啥事

3688
02:41:12,700 --> 02:41:16,066
我那个什么啥谁呀哈哈哈哈

3689
02:41:16,100 --> 02:41:17,533
哎呀就这种

3690
02:41:19,466 --> 02:41:20,733
又欠又欠

3691
02:41:20,766 --> 02:41:21,966
那那那那那

3692
02:41:21,966 --> 02:41:24,566
等我精力不够的时候咱们再欠吧

3693
02:41:24,566 --> 02:41:26,833
主播今天已经加了

3694
02:41:27,300 --> 02:41:28,900
一个半点了

3695
02:41:30,433 --> 02:41:31,933
还差还差

3696
02:41:32,266 --> 02:41:34,866
还差45分钟就能下班了

3697
02:41:34,866 --> 02:41:38,966
看起来还很一点都不遥远非常美丽

3698
02:41:38,966 --> 02:41:41,266
太美丽了加班机

3699
02:41:44,500 --> 02:41:45,533
喝口水先

3700
02:41:46,133 --> 02:41:47,533
幸好今天打水了

3701
02:41:47,533 --> 02:41:48,966
不打水说不了话

3702
02:41:48,966 --> 02:41:50,433
主播可不是一般能卷那

3703
02:41:50,433 --> 02:41:53,966
是那是主播超级能卷

3704
02:41:55,566 --> 02:41:57,866
争取早日卷赢大家

3705
02:41:57,866 --> 02:41:58,299
主播

3706
02:41:58,300 --> 02:42:01,366
甚至都有点想去半夜4点这个档卷了

3707
02:42:01,366 --> 02:42:03,633
但是你们都睡着了不好不好

3708
02:42:03,633 --> 02:42:04,433
卷

3709
02:42:05,266 --> 02:42:07,033
和爷爷人的每一分每一秒

3710
02:42:07,033 --> 02:42:08,566
对你来说都是煎熬的吗

3711
02:42:08,566 --> 02:42:11,033
你就喜欢把我架在火上烤是吧

3712
02:42:11,033 --> 02:42:13,499
天敌郑老爷哈哈哈

3713
02:42:13,500 --> 02:42:17,033
你就喜欢把主播架在火上烤是吧

3714
02:42:17,500 --> 02:42:19,566
没事还翻个面主播

3715
02:42:20,233 --> 02:42:24,499
外外焦里嫩焦香的脆皮配配上那个

3716
02:42:24,666 --> 02:42:27,866
配上那个嫩嫩的这个橘子我受不了

3717
02:42:27,866 --> 02:42:29,666
你还有几万小时没回来了

3718
02:42:29,666 --> 02:42:31,533
哈哈哈好久呢

3719
02:42:32,233 --> 02:42:35,699
哎呀太久了那个机制作废了已经

3720
02:42:36,066 --> 02:42:38,666
但是我还有几万个小时哎呦

3721
02:42:39,366 --> 02:42:42,299
快还有那么长的时间了

3722
02:42:42,300 --> 02:42:43,766
那是毕业倒计时了

3723
02:42:43,766 --> 02:42:45,733
所以主播主播不敢走了

3724
02:42:45,733 --> 02:42:47,299
主播毕不了业了

3725
02:42:48,766 --> 02:42:55,699
i wanna be your girl i just wanna be myself

3726
02:43:03,366 --> 02:43:07,133
我这边还有大家去年的头膏呢哎呦

3727
02:43:08,833 --> 02:43:11,166
不知道今年还能收到多少

3728
02:43:18,466 --> 02:43:22,133
稍微享受一下连说两个小时有点小累

3729
02:43:22,266 --> 02:43:23,366
享受一下

3730
02:43:27,466 --> 02:43:31,533
今天晚上开多久还是一个半小时啊

3731
02:43:32,100 --> 02:43:34,466
还是还是一个半小时

3732
02:43:35,666 --> 02:43:37,099
但是那个

3733
02:43:38,433 --> 02:43:41,566
加多少就不归主播管了

3734
02:43:41,966 --> 02:43:44,233
加多少的班就不归我管了

3735
02:43:44,233 --> 02:43:46,466
反正还是一个半小时嗯

3736
02:43:47,833 --> 02:43:49,899
我翻文件翻到大火箭

3737
02:43:49,900 --> 02:43:52,466
哇那个真给我看掉小珍珠了

3738
02:43:52,466 --> 02:43:54,433
欢迎巫术叔叔点超然

3739
02:43:55,233 --> 02:43:57,766
谢谢超然的舰长捏我操逼

3740
02:43:59,166 --> 02:43:59,966
谢谢

3741
02:44:00,566 --> 02:44:02,299
郑老爷的疯狂心动

3742
02:44:02,300 --> 02:44:04,333
谢谢老郑获得年龄更多

3743
02:44:04,333 --> 02:44:07,099
谢谢老郑的闪耀盲盒的疯狂心动耶

3744
02:44:07,700 --> 02:44:09,566
后天晚上是几点来着

3745
02:44:09,566 --> 02:44:10,233
10点半

3746
02:44:10,233 --> 02:44:12,866
但是我可能10点就会来开台先打台

3747
02:44:12,933 --> 02:44:15,899
嗯重播了一下鼓掌的妈妈气氛

3748
02:44:15,900 --> 02:44:17,133
可为什么不是钻石

3749
02:44:17,133 --> 02:44:18,433
你的钻石

3750
02:44:18,666 --> 02:44:19,966
熠熠生辉

3751
02:44:20,966 --> 02:44:24,833
哈哈哎呦你的钻石熠熠生辉

3752
02:44:25,700 --> 02:44:29,533
为伟大的飞球郑老爷

3753
02:44:30,966 --> 02:44:32,233
献上喝彩

3754
02:44:32,266 --> 02:44:34,133
嗯欢迎不二早上好

3755
02:44:35,900 --> 02:44:37,933
原来活动是明天啊是啊

3756
02:44:37,933 --> 02:44:39,566
原来活动是明天啊

3757
02:44:40,233 --> 02:44:42,633
活动是圣诞节不是平安夜

3758
02:44:42,633 --> 02:44:45,733
大家平安夜也不是从凌晨12点开始平

3759
02:44:45,733 --> 02:44:46,533
安的吧

3760
02:44:47,366 --> 02:44:48,366
欢迎9折

3761
02:44:48,466 --> 02:44:51,333
感觉烟烟的声音变了那是这样的吗

3762
02:44:51,333 --> 02:44:51,933
主播

3763
02:44:51,933 --> 02:44:55,099
主播越播这个嗓子消耗的程度就越高

3764
02:44:56,666 --> 02:44:59,366
所以就是呃可能没有以前那么

3765
02:44:59,666 --> 02:45:01,299
清亮透彻

3766
02:45:01,300 --> 02:45:03,866
没有那么少女了可能更时一点

3767
02:45:03,866 --> 02:45:04,666
因为现在

3768
02:45:04,766 --> 02:45:07,166
现在如果不时的说话的话

3769
02:45:07,166 --> 02:45:09,233
大家就会觉得我很很

3770
02:45:10,100 --> 02:45:12,733
中气不足啊就是俗称的

3771
02:45:12,966 --> 02:45:15,366
有点靠喊了就是这种感觉

3772
02:45:15,633 --> 02:45:17,866
就正常发音的话可能就

3773
02:45:18,033 --> 02:45:20,433
弱强很弱身材弱弱

3774
02:45:20,966 --> 02:45:23,666
浑浊了这么消耗品吗

3775
02:45:23,666 --> 02:45:26,066
一天的高强度说话1,200个小时

3776
02:45:26,066 --> 02:45:27,933
还不让人有点咽炎啊

3777
02:45:29,733 --> 02:45:31,299
烟和人都浑浊了

3778
02:45:31,300 --> 02:45:32,066
哪有

3779
02:45:32,066 --> 02:45:35,333
主播这个人一直都没清澈过哈哈哈

3780
02:45:35,333 --> 02:45:38,266
哎我这个人一直都没清澈过嘞

3781
02:45:38,900 --> 02:45:41,900
没有胸声没有胸哪来的胸声啊我操

3782
02:45:53,566 --> 02:45:54,833
还有这小麋鹿

3783
02:45:58,933 --> 02:46:00,766
没有胸哪来的生生

3784
02:46:01,333 --> 02:46:04,633
咽炎看咽太多了任务即将结束

3785
02:46:04,633 --> 02:46:07,333
抓紧完成16元红包奖励

3786
02:46:07,500 --> 02:46:08,066
我操

3787
02:46:08,066 --> 02:46:11,533
差了差了200分我们要不要凑个红包呀

3788
02:46:12,033 --> 02:46:14,166
差了200分要凑个红包吗

3789
02:46:14,900 --> 02:46:17,700
咽炎声音变了不是你认识的人哎呀

3790
02:46:20,133 --> 02:46:21,099
喂喂

3791
02:46:21,833 --> 02:46:24,833
你去看看妈妈天天有多撑着我我也

3792
02:46:24,833 --> 02:46:25,499
我也想

3793
02:46:25,500 --> 02:46:28,033
我也想一直那样我也想一直那样

3794
02:46:28,333 --> 02:46:32,333
主要主要是这样的你知道吧主要是呃

3795
02:46:36,133 --> 02:46:38,166
我我一带那个什么呀

3796
02:46:39,700 --> 02:46:41,900
我我一戴我一戴耳返

3797
02:46:41,933 --> 02:46:44,266
然后我就受不了我一戴耳返

3798
02:46:44,266 --> 02:46:45,766
就很傻你知道吗

3799
02:46:45,766 --> 02:46:46,566
我一戴耳返

3800
02:46:46,566 --> 02:46:48,299
就就就

3801
02:46:49,100 --> 02:46:52,533
我就把耳返摘了然后声音能好一点吧

3802
02:46:52,866 --> 02:46:56,299
谢谢常胜的圣诞帽hold你爱的盖咚

3803
02:46:59,233 --> 02:47:00,833
谢谢长寿的圣诞帽

3804
02:47:01,033 --> 02:47:04,533
欢迎天姐之星早呀天姐早早早起来

3805
02:47:05,233 --> 02:47:07,299
身体怎么样给他

3806
02:47:20,166 --> 02:47:23,166
谢谢天敌郑老爷的圣诞盲盒

3807
02:47:23,166 --> 02:47:25,066
的平安果和直播小天

3808
02:47:25,066 --> 02:47:26,233
是个红包捏

3809
02:47:26,533 --> 02:47:27,566
没关系没关系

3810
02:47:27,566 --> 02:47:29,699
吃果果攒够18个平安果

3811
02:47:29,700 --> 02:47:31,766
来找主播兑换超级豪华

3812
02:47:31,900 --> 02:47:33,266
平安果一盒是吧

3813
02:47:33,266 --> 02:47:34,766
哈哈哈什么鬼

3814
02:47:34,766 --> 02:47:38,733
谢谢超然的4个圣诞精灵和小花捏

3815
02:47:38,833 --> 02:47:39,833
感谢感谢

3816
02:47:40,533 --> 02:47:42,099
攒够攒够攒够什么

3817
02:47:42,100 --> 02:47:43,333
攒够18个平安果

3818
02:47:43,333 --> 02:47:45,966
找主播兑换超级无极平安果一个

3819
02:47:46,066 --> 02:47:46,333
哎

3820
02:47:46,333 --> 02:47:50,033
平安果现在好贵啊平安果现在好贵啊

3821
02:47:51,433 --> 02:47:53,433
大家有没有什么就是

3822
02:47:53,733 --> 02:47:56,966
给家里面买年末礼物的建议啊

3823
02:47:57,500 --> 02:47:58,300
主播

3824
02:47:59,466 --> 02:48:02,433
不给好多朋友都买完东西了

3825
02:48:02,866 --> 02:48:04,766
然后哎呦

3826
02:48:07,833 --> 02:48:10,099
但是不知道给家里买什么

3827
02:48:10,333 --> 02:48:12,699
哎哎哎哎哎哎

3828
02:48:13,133 --> 02:48:15,033
抱啥呢搁这哎呦

3829
02:48:18,133 --> 02:48:20,866
真有人出圣诞糖果呀我操

3830
02:48:20,866 --> 02:48:23,366
谢谢天子之星的22个圣诞树

3831
02:48:23,500 --> 02:48:24,866
24个平安果

3832
02:48:24,866 --> 02:48:28,166
3个圣诞木马和1个圣诞糖果红豆泥

3833
02:48:28,166 --> 02:48:29,333
阿里盖多

3834
02:48:29,833 --> 02:48:32,233
这是多少个盒子啊我操

3835
02:48:32,300 --> 02:48:33,366
50个

3836
02:48:34,266 --> 02:48:38,499
葵葵爹你是眉笔是热天的之声的

3837
02:48:38,866 --> 02:48:41,033
你干啥呀你干啥呢

3838
02:48:43,533 --> 02:48:47,533
是热天顶的50个圣诞盲盒我操

3839
02:48:50,166 --> 02:48:52,133
这是我直播间第二次

3840
02:48:52,133 --> 02:48:54,566
我直播间第一个第一个那个啥

3841
02:48:54,733 --> 02:48:57,833
第一个圣诞糖果

3842
02:48:57,933 --> 02:49:00,099
前面大伙开了100来个盒子

3843
02:49:00,100 --> 02:49:01,033
都没见过这礼物

3844
02:49:01,033 --> 02:49:02,933
我以为这礼物已经从那个

3845
02:49:03,133 --> 02:49:05,933
从那个那个那个箱子里面移出去了

3846
02:49:05,933 --> 02:49:08,566
我操原来他是存在的

3847
02:49:09,066 --> 02:49:11,433
给家里打点莲花清温吧

3848
02:49:11,466 --> 02:49:12,633
家里当时

3849
02:49:12,633 --> 02:49:15,899
在在那个国内给我大力买的莲花清温

3850
02:49:15,900 --> 02:49:17,633
然后我现在国内买不到了

3851
02:49:17,633 --> 02:49:20,099
我又把这个莲花清温寄回家里是吧

3852
02:49:22,133 --> 02:49:24,433
欢迎珍宝谢谢欢迎狮子猪

3853
02:49:24,633 --> 02:49:25,299
我操

3854
02:49:25,300 --> 02:49:28,300
谢谢谢谢天姐之心的圣诞糖果第一

3855
02:49:28,300 --> 02:49:29,533
并且成为唯一

3856
02:49:29,533 --> 02:49:31,166
你别你别立flag

3857
02:49:31,166 --> 02:49:33,033
万一下一个是你怎么办

3858
02:49:34,266 --> 02:49:35,866
万一下一个是你怎么办啊

3859
02:49:35,866 --> 02:49:37,466
大娃重回榜二

3860
02:49:37,466 --> 02:49:38,933
大娃不一直都是榜二吗

3861
02:49:38,933 --> 02:49:41,333
我记得大娃一直都是啊

3862
02:49:41,500 --> 02:49:43,166
你我和你相似的

3863
02:49:43,866 --> 02:49:47,166
谢谢我爹欠着就剩的干杯

3864
02:49:47,366 --> 02:49:48,499
谢谢谢谢你啊

3865
02:49:48,500 --> 02:49:49,433
谢谢圣诞树

3866
02:49:49,433 --> 02:49:53,033
平安果谢谢圣诞糖果跟木马嗯

3867
02:49:53,966 --> 02:49:56,099
你亮了几个数啊

3868
02:49:57,033 --> 02:49:58,166
恭喜天子之星

3869
02:49:58,166 --> 02:50:00,633
成为圣诞树和平安果星球的守护者

3870
02:50:00,633 --> 02:50:02,466
还有哪个没亮啊姐

3871
02:50:02,766 --> 02:50:03,666
帮我看一眼

3872
02:50:03,666 --> 02:50:05,633
那个那个那个什么礼物星球

3873
02:50:05,633 --> 02:50:06,766
还有哪个没亮

3874
02:50:07,366 --> 02:50:09,866
主播主播主播看不到鱼

3875
02:50:09,933 --> 02:50:13,033
谢谢超人的圣诞盲盒的平安果耶

3876
02:50:13,033 --> 02:50:16,633
好的你爱的爱豆太破费了吃果果

3877
02:50:19,266 --> 02:50:20,699
我不会看呢

3878
02:50:20,766 --> 02:50:21,699
这个怎么看呢

3879
02:50:21,700 --> 02:50:22,166
主播

3880
02:50:22,166 --> 02:50:24,866
大航海榜上你头上的人越来越少了

3881
02:50:24,866 --> 02:50:26,266
别急别急

3882
02:50:26,533 --> 02:50:29,699
别急万一以后还能再多起来呢

3883
02:50:30,366 --> 02:50:32,466
谢谢主播小电视的红包

3884
02:50:32,500 --> 02:50:34,366
谢谢子夜牧童的打call

3885
02:50:34,366 --> 02:50:35,566
谢谢超人的打call

3886
02:50:35,566 --> 02:50:37,866
谢谢这老郑的圣诞树谢谢

3887
02:50:38,166 --> 02:50:39,366
谢谢林迪

3888
02:50:39,533 --> 02:50:41,633
金宝天井2008

3889
02:50:41,666 --> 02:50:43,566
和 12月9的打call谢谢常

3890
02:50:43,566 --> 02:50:45,566
胜的牛蛙谢谢老郑的圣诞树

3891
02:50:46,033 --> 02:50:49,566
差个烟花还有璀璨烟火没亮主播

3892
02:50:49,733 --> 02:50:51,899
留给主播的时间只剩下

3893
02:50:52,166 --> 02:50:56,233
多少剩两天应该应该能能能亮吧

3894
02:50:56,333 --> 02:50:57,666
两天差不多

3895
02:50:57,766 --> 02:50:58,566
嗯

3896
02:50:59,300 --> 02:51:01,166
这个账号真注销了呀

3897
02:51:01,166 --> 02:51:03,333
是啊这个账号真注销了呢

3898
02:51:08,333 --> 02:51:10,733
每天主播都在被问这件事情

3899
02:51:12,233 --> 02:51:15,266
谢蓝翔的干杯红的你还一个多

3900
02:51:26,733 --> 02:51:28,833
谁来的击掌击掌

3901
02:51:32,700 --> 02:51:35,233
主播天天都在问这件事情

3902
02:51:35,433 --> 02:51:37,766
都在被问这件事情都在

3903
02:51:38,066 --> 02:51:40,833
天天天天机长跟主播切歌了

3904
02:51:40,833 --> 02:51:42,899
肯定是主播做了什么事情

3905
02:51:43,133 --> 02:51:45,699
让机长生气了然后哎呦

3906
02:51:46,700 --> 02:51:48,900
我不知道哎不太清楚哎

3907
02:51:55,933 --> 02:51:59,166
不是吗跟主播有什么关系啊我操

3908
02:51:59,300 --> 02:52:00,833
跟跟跟主播

3909
02:52:01,133 --> 02:52:03,766
跟主播没关系主播跟主播有关系

3910
02:52:03,766 --> 02:52:06,099
主播肯定在直播间天天最急躁了

3911
02:52:06,100 --> 02:52:09,266
真真真没哎呦我服

3912
02:52:12,866 --> 02:52:15,433
主播地球加号什么时候注射

3913
02:52:15,433 --> 02:52:18,033
好强的攻击性啊哈哈哈

3914
02:52:18,533 --> 02:52:19,899
明天天国见了

3915
02:52:19,900 --> 02:52:23,066
明天明天明天明天跟大家天国见

3916
02:52:23,066 --> 02:52:24,133
欢迎花明镜

3917
02:52:26,933 --> 02:52:28,866
主播如果评价我昨天直播打游戏

3918
02:52:28,866 --> 02:52:30,299
分两下你打的什么

3919
02:52:32,366 --> 02:52:34,533
直播打的什么你为什么会被拿下呀

3920
02:52:35,700 --> 02:52:37,933
这是什么不能播的东西吗

3921
02:52:40,433 --> 02:52:41,966
最近这首歌好火呀

3922
02:52:41,966 --> 02:52:43,566
天天一刷视频就这个

3923
02:52:43,566 --> 02:52:45,633
在看璀璨烟火是什么

3924
02:52:46,233 --> 02:52:49,933
谢谢狗狗路的舰长我操侠

3925
02:52:50,700 --> 02:52:52,700
哈比侠谢谢哈比侠

3926
02:52:53,233 --> 02:52:56,133
谢谢侠的舰长啊红哥你啊离开走

3927
02:52:56,733 --> 02:52:57,699
一定是机

3928
02:52:57,700 --> 02:53:00,966
长的男友粉梦想被主播否认了

3929
02:53:01,766 --> 02:53:03,666
不会还有人是男友粉吧

3930
02:53:03,666 --> 02:53:05,866
我真真真别人的什么我

3931
02:53:05,933 --> 02:53:08,566
他不会也是男友粉吧真含人啊

3932
02:53:09,133 --> 02:53:12,566
谢谢天者之星的告白花束人48个牛蛙

3933
02:53:12,566 --> 02:53:14,133
感谢支持和的你爱的

3934
02:53:14,133 --> 02:53:16,433
今天那么多贱人为什么数字没变啊

3935
02:53:17,266 --> 02:53:20,933
你昨天晚上来啊主播见长163

3936
02:53:20,933 --> 02:53:23,899
今天早上169你管他叫没变是吧

3937
02:53:23,900 --> 02:53:25,933
你是不是不会数数啊马头头

3938
02:53:27,033 --> 02:53:28,833
你是不是不会数数啊

3939
02:53:29,466 --> 02:53:31,966
1314的那个礼物璀璨烟火

3940
02:53:31,966 --> 02:53:34,499
你往后翻有一个打烟花的

3941
02:53:34,666 --> 02:53:36,166
有个打烟花的人

3942
02:53:36,333 --> 02:53:38,099
现在啊不也搞冠名礼物那条

3943
02:53:38,100 --> 02:53:39,900
对不但冠名然后你还

3944
02:53:39,900 --> 02:53:41,866
你还可以有个圣诞皮肤

3945
02:53:41,866 --> 02:53:43,866
主要是想让那个圣诞皮肤

3946
02:53:43,866 --> 02:53:45,133
然后开圣诞歌会

3947
02:53:45,133 --> 02:53:47,233
要不然平常时候我不管这个东西的

3948
02:53:48,933 --> 02:53:50,566
你觉得200有戏吗

3949
02:53:50,633 --> 02:53:54,366
呃戏不是很大但是也不能说没有

3950
02:53:54,366 --> 02:53:56,733
只能说不是特别大哈哈哈

3951
02:53:56,766 --> 02:53:59,466
谢谢金宝的印象小姐姐

3952
02:53:59,466 --> 02:54:02,866
九超人阿蒙亚布拉汗啊好久没见你了

3953
02:54:02,866 --> 02:54:05,266
阿姆长寿蓝霞的打call

3954
02:54:05,266 --> 02:54:06,766
谢谢林峰林的打call

3955
02:54:07,133 --> 02:54:09,866
谢谢雪人的圣诞精灵主办马上摆件了

3956
02:54:09,866 --> 02:54:10,899
希望大家帮帮忙

3957
02:54:10,900 --> 02:54:11,933
你唱个烟花

3958
02:54:12,066 --> 02:54:13,099
我不知道呀

3959
02:54:13,266 --> 02:54:15,033
我不知道他们说的你问他们

3960
02:54:15,033 --> 02:54:15,533
我不知道

3961
02:54:15,533 --> 02:54:16,633
我看不到我也看不到

3962
02:54:16,633 --> 02:54:18,033
我像你一样我也看不到

3963
02:54:19,266 --> 02:54:21,066
只是来毛圣诞礼物上个传

3964
02:54:21,066 --> 02:54:22,533
因为圣诞有特殊礼物吗

3965
02:54:22,533 --> 02:54:24,633
所以最近大家可能上传比较多

3966
02:54:24,633 --> 02:54:27,866
人曾拨弄我心弦

3967
02:54:28,266 --> 02:54:32,499
花却又月下雪圣诞限定见长礼物呢

3968
02:54:35,733 --> 02:54:37,366
主播什么时候摆件

3969
02:54:37,966 --> 02:54:39,833
主播停播一个月就摆件了

3970
02:54:39,833 --> 02:54:41,566
简简单单停播一个月

3971
02:54:41,566 --> 02:54:43,699
今天进行一个摆件圣诞

3972
02:54:43,700 --> 02:54:47,166
你会叫上亲朋好友来见证烟水的万件

3973
02:54:47,633 --> 02:54:50,733
你要是来喊摇人看我丢人那就直说

3974
02:54:51,166 --> 02:54:55,333
你摇人看我丢人你就直说好吧你直说

3975
02:54:57,366 --> 02:54:58,866
什么时候上传有特殊礼物

3976
02:54:58,866 --> 02:55:00,933
现在就有啊今天开始就有啊

3977
02:55:00,933 --> 02:55:01,733
椅子

3978
02:55:02,500 --> 02:55:03,566
什么时候摆件

3979
02:55:03,566 --> 02:55:06,133
今天今天摆件就在今天就在今天啊

3980
02:55:06,133 --> 02:55:07,299
100多就是

3981
02:55:07,766 --> 02:55:10,266
差不多吧100多四舍五入就是摆件啊

3982
02:55:10,700 --> 02:55:12,366
看样子不如换个小号来上

3983
02:55:12,366 --> 02:55:13,633
200可以多薅一个

3984
02:55:13,633 --> 02:55:17,033
对 200可以多薅一个立牌200有追加礼物

3985
02:55:17,033 --> 02:55:18,066
具体看动态

3986
02:55:18,333 --> 02:55:20,499
你要开小号来上也不是不行

3987
02:55:20,766 --> 02:55:22,966
嗯每个月搞一次

3988
02:55:22,966 --> 02:55:25,299
我没有每个月都搞一次了哎

3989
02:55:25,300 --> 02:55:27,133
主要常规礼物这种

3990
02:55:27,266 --> 02:55:29,966
从从月初到月末都有的

3991
02:55:29,966 --> 02:55:31,433
你们就觉得没意思

3992
02:55:31,500 --> 02:55:33,566
然后就非要限时

3993
02:55:33,566 --> 02:55:34,466
限时一周的

3994
02:55:34,466 --> 02:55:36,833
然后大家觉得哇真有意思我要上线

3995
02:55:36,933 --> 02:55:38,933
就这种感觉哈哈哈

3996
02:55:38,966 --> 02:55:40,499
哎呦就这种感觉

3997
02:55:41,533 --> 02:55:44,899
千件都费劲还万件呢我看顶多800件

3998
02:55:44,933 --> 02:55:47,366
我操什么名扁案包啊

3999
02:55:47,366 --> 02:55:51,266
800件主播你给主播脸上贴金我贴到死

4000
02:55:51,366 --> 02:55:55,133
180就不错了还还810呢真韩人呢

4001
02:55:55,866 --> 02:55:57,366
一周来个充电活动

4002
02:55:57,366 --> 02:55:59,466
那也太能炸粉丝了吧

4003
02:55:59,466 --> 02:56:00,533
欢迎公主人

4004
02:56:00,933 --> 02:56:03,266
那太能压榨粉丝了吧

4005
02:56:03,266 --> 02:56:06,233
主播这边办这种活动其实还挺谨慎的

4006
02:56:06,233 --> 02:56:08,133
没有办特别大的那种

4007
02:56:10,466 --> 02:56:12,833
没有特别办那种特大的

4008
02:56:14,166 --> 02:56:15,633
圣诞来个

4009
02:56:15,966 --> 02:56:17,466
圣诞特供片赖

4010
02:56:17,466 --> 02:56:20,566
还有人给我天天赐的圣诞和卡的神盾

4011
02:56:20,566 --> 02:56:23,933
主播是懂得通力合作的哈哈哈哈

4012
02:56:23,933 --> 02:56:27,566
才2289舰长我还以为9822呢

4013
02:56:27,566 --> 02:56:30,499
谢谢宇智柯强的舰长

4014
02:56:30,500 --> 02:56:32,033
这得加到什么时候

4015
02:56:32,233 --> 02:56:34,899
我操爹谢谢宇智科强的舰长

4016
02:56:34,900 --> 02:56:36,866
耶欢迎大家啊迪卡顿

4017
02:56:37,933 --> 02:56:39,633
谢谢宇智的舰长

4018
02:56:40,233 --> 02:56:42,666
皇图霸业谈笑咒啊

4019
02:56:43,300 --> 02:56:46,300
我操我弟第一次看天顶说话是吧

4020
02:56:46,300 --> 02:56:48,366
天顶其实其实什么呢

4021
02:56:48,366 --> 02:56:49,899
其实他是一个线充

4022
02:56:49,900 --> 02:56:53,633
但是除非他他他有事一定需要待在家

4023
02:56:53,633 --> 02:56:54,733
要不然他是不想

4024
02:56:54,733 --> 02:56:58,066
不屑于跟主播这种这种二次元说话

4025
02:56:58,066 --> 02:56:59,099
哈哈哈

4026
02:56:59,100 --> 02:57:02,333
哎呀他他被他他关在家里了比较无聊

4027
02:57:02,333 --> 02:57:04,366
然后才来跟主播说说话你知道吧

4028
02:57:04,366 --> 02:57:06,166
整个送礼物做深蹲

4029
02:57:06,166 --> 02:57:06,966
真的吗

4030
02:57:07,266 --> 02:57:09,933
我估计主播设置什么礼物做深蹲

4031
02:57:09,933 --> 02:57:13,333
除非主播设置奇幻奇幻之城

4032
02:57:13,566 --> 02:57:14,233
要不然的话

4033
02:57:14,233 --> 02:57:16,633
你们都给主播搞到恒温机溶解

4034
02:57:16,633 --> 02:57:18,299
我操残忍

4035
02:57:18,700 --> 02:57:20,566
所以还有多长时间

4036
02:57:23,700 --> 02:57:24,500
哼

4037
02:57:26,466 --> 02:57:27,433
我看一下

4038
02:57:27,700 --> 02:57:29,900
其实天姐是个公会号是吧

4039
02:57:29,900 --> 02:57:32,833
卧槽破案了怪不得天姐这天天不说话

4040
02:57:32,833 --> 02:57:34,466
一二

4041
02:57:34,966 --> 02:57:37,466
动物当中的蓝少雷涌上心灵

4042
02:57:39,333 --> 02:57:41,266
现在刚加了

4043
02:57:41,366 --> 02:57:46,866
刚加了1啊刚加了6个的欢迎小太阳

4044
02:57:48,300 --> 02:57:50,900
刚加了6个还欠5个我操

4045
02:57:51,666 --> 02:57:52,499
还

4046
02:57:54,100 --> 02:57:57,433
哎哎刚加了6个还差5个我操我操

4047
02:57:57,433 --> 02:57:59,866
还有一个小时一天

4048
02:58:02,500 --> 02:58:04,300
反正主播会欠无所谓

4049
02:58:04,300 --> 02:58:07,433
主播会出手主播会欠债主播还会减8

4050
02:58:07,466 --> 02:58:09,699
怎么有减8礼物啊妈

4051
02:58:09,900 --> 02:58:11,666
哎我我们里应外合

4052
02:58:11,666 --> 02:58:14,466
我设置个璀璨烟火减15分钟吧

4053
02:58:14,466 --> 02:58:15,833
好吧大家我受

4054
02:58:15,833 --> 02:58:18,299
不了了璀璨烟火减15分钟

4055
02:58:19,433 --> 02:58:22,766
真真不行了今天今天太太能加了

4056
02:58:22,766 --> 02:58:24,766
我想你们你们太能加了

4057
02:58:24,766 --> 02:58:27,366
原来临时增加新规则好吧

4058
02:58:27,500 --> 02:58:29,300
人家在的就在等着

4059
02:58:29,900 --> 02:58:30,666
不行不行

4060
02:58:30,666 --> 02:58:32,699
我一定要把它播完因为明天

4061
02:58:32,700 --> 02:58:35,266
明天再欠下去就不行了

4062
02:58:35,266 --> 02:58:38,499
再欠下去就真真烂完了你知道吧

4063
02:58:38,833 --> 02:58:41,099
改成建班加班15分钟

4064
02:58:41,366 --> 02:58:43,299
小花花清零那不行啊

4065
02:58:43,300 --> 02:58:46,666
那个小花花清零实在太太恶心人了

4066
02:58:46,733 --> 02:58:48,466
那不就是明摆着不行

4067
02:58:48,466 --> 02:58:50,966
大家我就只要说明我不要干活

4068
02:58:50,966 --> 02:58:53,133
那不是那不是太恶心了

4069
02:58:53,133 --> 02:58:54,033
那不好啊

4070
02:58:54,466 --> 02:58:57,233
不能耍赖啊不是粉丝牌清零

4071
02:58:57,266 --> 02:58:58,933
怎么说辣条清零呢

4072
02:58:59,033 --> 02:59:02,133
一个辣条加班清零两个辣条大家道歉

4073
02:59:02,133 --> 02:59:03,466
主播是个店长

4074
02:59:03,533 --> 02:59:07,366
以此类推啊这不是辣条呢卧槽烦人

4075
02:59:08,966 --> 02:59:10,533
你还记得以前欠过多少吗

4076
02:59:10,533 --> 02:59:13,666
我记得我最高欠过365年的嗯

4077
02:59:13,700 --> 02:59:16,033
主播最高欠过365年的

4078
02:59:16,300 --> 02:59:17,633
那那真没办法

4079
02:59:17,633 --> 02:59:19,533
365年这辈子播不完了

4080
02:59:19,533 --> 02:59:21,566
主播下辈子下下辈子一起播

4081
02:59:21,566 --> 02:59:22,333
搞不好

4082
02:59:22,333 --> 02:59:25,433
三辈子应该加起来活不到365年啊

4083
02:59:25,733 --> 02:59:28,366
我现在忙于睡觉排出病毒

4084
02:59:29,866 --> 02:59:31,299
我希望你是忙于睡觉

4085
02:59:31,300 --> 02:59:32,766
不是忙于大觉好不好

4086
02:59:32,766 --> 02:59:35,233
能不能忙点正经的忙

4087
02:59:35,233 --> 02:59:37,766
忙点正常人该忙的好不好啊

4088
02:59:38,833 --> 02:59:40,966
跟跟天井说个两三句话

4089
02:59:40,966 --> 02:59:43,233
久别重逢的快乐还没有消失呢

4090
02:59:43,233 --> 02:59:45,233
就被对禁言的无语替代了

4091
02:59:45,466 --> 02:59:46,266
哥哥

4092
02:59:47,433 --> 02:59:48,699
搞不好五辈子

4093
02:59:48,700 --> 02:59:51,133
天天加班容易试的早是吧

4094
02:59:51,133 --> 02:59:55,033
主播天天加班试太早哈哈哈哎呦

4095
02:59:56,633 --> 02:59:58,166
改成舰长加班

4096
02:59:58,266 --> 02:59:59,066
哎呦

4097
02:59:59,900 --> 03:00:02,766
舰长加班100小时反正加不完的

4098
03:00:02,766 --> 03:00:03,933
太恐怖了

4099
03:00:04,666 --> 03:00:07,833
加班100小时太寒人了不行不行中午好

4100
03:00:07,833 --> 03:00:09,333
你要跟武生结婚

4101
03:00:09,333 --> 03:00:11,333
每次你进来说这句话我都觉得好像

4102
03:00:11,333 --> 03:00:13,833
我的ID像是我要跟武生结婚

4103
03:00:14,266 --> 03:00:15,166
哈哈哈其实

4104
03:00:15,166 --> 03:00:17,733
我的备战你称叫我要跟无声结婚是吧

4105
03:00:17,733 --> 03:00:20,166
你为什么不干脆吧我要跟无声结婚

4106
03:00:21,166 --> 03:00:22,633
你为什么不干脆直接

4107
03:00:23,166 --> 03:00:25,333
直接直接把名字改成想跟无声

4108
03:00:25,333 --> 03:00:27,033
结婚的狂畜贼之类的

4109
03:00:27,033 --> 03:00:27,866
之类的

4110
03:00:29,100 --> 03:00:31,166
猫猫我又拿了一首PhD面试

4111
03:00:31,166 --> 03:00:32,466
那你喜欢哪一首啊

4112
03:00:32,933 --> 03:00:34,299
什么时候看到你的拳王

4113
03:00:34,300 --> 03:00:36,366
何必很难的了很难的了

4114
03:00:36,366 --> 03:00:38,299
大家有空的时间都不一样

4115
03:00:40,133 --> 03:00:42,166
主播一人米厚的棉毛裤呢

4116
03:00:42,166 --> 03:00:44,166
不是说穿着跑操场没有累

4117
03:00:44,900 --> 03:00:47,700
左宗主义改了被无声骂了哈哈

4118
03:00:47,700 --> 03:00:49,033
早该挨骂了

4119
03:00:49,366 --> 03:00:50,966
你被骂的时候幸福吗

4120
03:00:50,966 --> 03:00:52,533
因为在他骂你的时候

4121
03:00:52,533 --> 03:00:54,699
他的眼里这一分钟这一秒钟

4122
03:00:54,866 --> 03:00:56,099
全心全意的只有你

4123
03:00:56,100 --> 03:00:57,900
给你点一个百万的吻啊好吧

4124
03:00:57,900 --> 03:00:59,833
给你点一个百万百万个吻

4125
03:01:00,900 --> 03:01:02,033
今天你的笑脸不在

4126
03:01:02,033 --> 03:01:02,766
又有沙门

4127
03:01:02,766 --> 03:01:05,499
你逼黄土贼今天现场打到26级

4128
03:01:05,500 --> 03:01:06,733
把自己解封是吧

4129
03:01:06,733 --> 03:01:09,433
哈哈哈哎什么逼人打米啊

4130
03:01:09,433 --> 03:01:10,233
我操

4131
03:01:11,166 --> 03:01:12,633
你要跟娘娘结婚

4132
03:01:12,633 --> 03:01:14,466
也不是不行啊也不是不行

4133
03:01:17,066 --> 03:01:19,866
谢谢老郑的5个加鸡腿后到年龄了

4134
03:01:19,866 --> 03:01:21,633
你怎么知道我晚上没吃饭呢

4135
03:01:22,033 --> 03:01:25,466
主播的早饭因为加班变成了晚饭

4136
03:01:25,466 --> 03:01:27,333
主播的晚饭没了

4137
03:01:27,900 --> 03:01:29,766
主播的晚饭被优化掉了

4138
03:01:29,766 --> 03:01:32,633
大家主播的晚饭被优化在直播间

4139
03:01:32,633 --> 03:01:34,899
老郑从上播就开始喂汉堡

4140
03:01:34,900 --> 03:01:36,466
下播喂鸡腿我操

4141
03:01:38,700 --> 03:01:41,533
you wait within me wait

4142
03:01:41,633 --> 03:01:42,766
你兄弟是谁啊

4143
03:01:43,100 --> 03:01:44,500
四海之内皆是友人

4144
03:01:44,500 --> 03:01:46,233
热忱之心不可磨灭是吧

4145
03:01:46,233 --> 03:01:47,899
这谁的个性签名我操

4146
03:01:49,833 --> 03:01:52,066
感觉是一句很好的话我就记住了

4147
03:01:53,666 --> 03:01:56,966
被主播压力了主播你谁压力你

4148
03:01:56,966 --> 03:01:58,666
我没有压力你睡觉去了

4149
03:01:58,666 --> 03:02:00,466
晚安燕子拜拜很凯

4150
03:02:00,733 --> 03:02:02,533
晚安晚安好好休息

4151
03:02:03,100 --> 03:02:04,933
都是燕燕人的错

4152
03:02:04,933 --> 03:02:08,433
才没有主播主播虚拟人吃虚拟快餐

4153
03:02:08,833 --> 03:02:10,966
主播才没压力大家呢

4154
03:02:10,966 --> 03:02:14,333
哪有哪有这种说法呀哎呦没有的嘞

4155
03:02:16,166 --> 03:02:18,566
谢谢懂肉的狼的干杯

4156
03:02:20,133 --> 03:02:20,933
干杯

4157
03:02:24,100 --> 03:02:25,733
主播今天用的玻璃杯喝水啊

4158
03:02:25,733 --> 03:02:26,933
夸夸不是塑料

4159
03:02:26,933 --> 03:02:30,033
哥哥明天继续加班我们就睡觉了

4160
03:02:30,033 --> 03:02:31,066
你为了你为了

4161
03:02:31,333 --> 03:02:33,766
享受主播上班你放假的快乐

4162
03:02:33,766 --> 03:02:34,899
你永远在下午

4163
03:02:35,133 --> 03:02:38,033
你永远在下午在午觉时间睡觉是吧

4164
03:02:38,033 --> 03:02:39,033
那你晚上

4165
03:02:39,100 --> 03:02:40,133
晚上睡不着

4166
03:02:40,133 --> 03:02:42,933
你不是只能看美颜美亚的直播了

4167
03:02:42,933 --> 03:02:45,699
这不是恶性循环美颜美亚一播

4168
03:02:46,066 --> 03:02:48,266
你就像被射魂了一样起来看

4169
03:02:48,266 --> 03:02:51,033
美颜美亚不直播你就马上躺倒睡觉

4170
03:02:51,033 --> 03:02:52,566
这不跟苗苗有什么差别

4171
03:02:52,666 --> 03:02:54,099
主播偷了你的米

4172
03:02:54,500 --> 03:02:57,133
礼物是不会还给你的佩扣

4173
03:03:00,266 --> 03:03:02,433
这就是跟巫山结婚的下场

4174
03:03:02,433 --> 03:03:05,466
看到没有这就是跟巫山结婚的下

4175
03:03:06,700 --> 03:03:08,300
哎哎这什么

4176
03:03:08,533 --> 03:03:11,133
现在郑重眉心爆镜狂主贼

4177
03:03:11,133 --> 03:03:13,633
投喂着心中盲盒的电影票啊

4178
03:03:13,633 --> 03:03:14,566
感谢支持

4179
03:03:14,666 --> 03:03:15,266
这就是

4180
03:03:15,266 --> 03:03:17,966
这就是每天跟米言蜜亚结婚的下场

4181
03:03:17,966 --> 03:03:18,833
看到没有

4182
03:03:18,966 --> 03:03:20,266
主播你不给我送可乐

4183
03:03:20,266 --> 03:03:23,666
我咱们是咱们是10连两张票换可乐的

4184
03:03:24,866 --> 03:03:27,566
咱们是10连两张票换可乐的

4185
03:03:27,666 --> 03:03:29,266
你们LED喵怎么你了

4186
03:03:29,266 --> 03:03:31,566
你们LED喵不会都要跟主播结婚吧

4187
03:03:31,566 --> 03:03:33,299
那要排队排到什么时候啊

4188
03:03:36,666 --> 03:03:39,433
谢谢2008的掌扣获得奖励感度

4189
03:03:39,966 --> 03:03:42,066
雷欧的还行的话是这样子吗

4190
03:03:42,066 --> 03:03:45,466
你头发好复杂呀不复杂怎么当主播呀

4191
03:03:45,666 --> 03:03:47,866
坐在这边大家当谜语人

4192
03:03:47,866 --> 03:03:48,833
然后在这摆聊

4193
03:03:48,833 --> 03:03:51,866
说我不懂那个主播很急但是又查不到

4194
03:03:51,866 --> 03:03:54,166
只能在一旁路段当杂摊主播

4195
03:03:54,166 --> 03:03:55,433
这样的话岂不是

4196
03:03:55,433 --> 03:03:57,899
有一种蒙在鼓里的丁真美感

4197
03:03:57,900 --> 03:04:01,266
那不好那只能只能我比大家更懂哥

4198
03:04:01,266 --> 03:04:02,366
这样就可以了

4199
03:04:02,966 --> 03:04:05,966
你看你看没有你看你看没有你真的

4200
03:04:05,966 --> 03:04:08,566
绷不住了为什么你老能单点电影票啊

4201
03:04:08,566 --> 03:04:10,299
你是不是点了什么技能啊

4202
03:04:10,366 --> 03:04:12,966
就百分百单点电影票之类的

4203
03:04:13,633 --> 03:04:14,566
啊哈

4204
03:04:15,933 --> 03:04:17,566
这个啊哈还不错啊

4205
03:04:17,566 --> 03:04:19,433
这个啊哈真的挺好的

4206
03:04:19,433 --> 03:04:22,899
take you to the car now just don't go home

4207
03:04:22,900 --> 03:04:25,666
oh baby i'll be your alibi

4208
03:04:26,066 --> 03:04:27,833
stay the night

4209
03:04:28,766 --> 03:04:31,366
但是黑色肥猫实际上是女童

4210
03:04:33,333 --> 03:04:35,966
主播以前也说自己是女童来着

4211
03:04:35,966 --> 03:04:38,233
主播上辈子说自己是女童

4212
03:04:38,466 --> 03:04:39,366
但是还是

4213
03:04:39,366 --> 03:04:42,699
还是有逆天相同男友粉来骚扰主播

4214
03:04:42,700 --> 03:04:43,500
哎呦

4215
03:04:44,733 --> 03:04:46,033
主播绷不住

4216
03:04:46,666 --> 03:04:47,833
结婚喊一喊

4217
03:04:47,866 --> 03:04:50,466
嘴上说说我知道我知道开玩笑的

4218
03:04:50,466 --> 03:04:51,733
真的要结婚的人

4219
03:04:51,733 --> 03:04:53,866
那肯定不可能不敢在直播间喊的

4220
03:04:53,866 --> 03:04:54,666
你知道吗

4221
03:04:54,766 --> 03:04:57,366
所以这东西在直播间喊的基本上

4222
03:04:57,566 --> 03:05:00,266
除非你是主播的正牌小男友啊

4223
03:05:00,266 --> 03:05:02,033
要不然的话基本都是假的

4224
03:05:03,633 --> 03:05:05,033
我就知道会被偷

4225
03:05:05,033 --> 03:05:06,699
对我们前面大优势

4226
03:05:06,700 --> 03:05:09,133
最后一定被翻盘这是已经决定了

4227
03:05:09,133 --> 03:05:10,433
主播会说汉姆语

4228
03:05:10,433 --> 03:05:12,633
汉姆汉姆的汉姆的贝母

4229
03:05:12,766 --> 03:05:16,066
我说吉时300首那个草啊我知道

4230
03:05:18,466 --> 03:05:19,866
猫猫27度热

4231
03:05:19,866 --> 03:05:23,966
26度等你开26度开半小时关关15分钟

4232
03:05:25,866 --> 03:05:28,733
你要和主播结婚排滚

4233
03:05:29,433 --> 03:05:31,366
主播没有正牌小男友啊

4234
03:05:31,366 --> 03:05:33,899
没有没有没有没有这种东西

4235
03:05:34,700 --> 03:05:36,500
黑色肥猫是真的

4236
03:05:36,500 --> 03:05:37,700
主播也是真的

4237
03:05:37,700 --> 03:05:40,733
主播也有过女朋友嘞但是怎么说呢

4238
03:05:40,733 --> 03:05:44,033
也不能说也不能说女朋友吧女性朋友

4239
03:05:44,066 --> 03:05:45,299
呃女性朋友

4240
03:05:47,333 --> 03:05:49,066
怎么说呢我是那种

4241
03:05:49,433 --> 03:05:52,033
我是那种觉得真爱不分性别的人

4242
03:05:52,033 --> 03:05:52,866
你知道吧

4243
03:05:53,833 --> 03:05:56,766
我是觉得真爱不分性别的嗯

4244
03:05:57,500 --> 03:05:59,433
所以你不是说因为他是个男的

4245
03:05:59,433 --> 03:06:01,166
或者他是个女的你才喜欢他

4246
03:06:01,166 --> 03:06:03,899
所以我就不不能叫女同伴你知道吧

4247
03:06:04,166 --> 03:06:06,766
主播能把钱退给你们你要充原始

4248
03:06:10,433 --> 03:06:14,066
打给你忽悠的钱是不会还给你的佩克

4249
03:06:15,133 --> 03:06:18,666
又有小男友又想你有什么套女童盾来

4250
03:06:18,666 --> 03:06:20,499
不是不是真不套女童盾

4251
03:06:20,500 --> 03:06:22,366
但是我觉得这个事情就是

4252
03:06:23,133 --> 03:06:24,333
哎呦不想讲

4253
03:06:24,500 --> 03:06:26,566
不好玩没有意思

4254
03:06:28,066 --> 03:06:30,499
主播这赛季一次就黄金战神了

4255
03:06:30,500 --> 03:06:32,866
主播这赛季应该上不了钻了

4256
03:06:33,266 --> 03:06:34,899
标记为假女童我就

4257
03:06:34,900 --> 03:06:37,933
是我操5批哈哈哈哎哎

4258
03:06:37,933 --> 03:06:39,499
5批大家我操

4259
03:06:39,533 --> 03:06:41,299
有5批嗯

4260
03:06:42,266 --> 03:06:45,466
你要杰克的玫瑰手帐可以吗好恶心啊

4261
03:06:45,533 --> 03:06:46,866
我操5批

4262
03:06:49,133 --> 03:06:50,866
主播如何评价对面

4263
03:06:50,866 --> 03:06:53,699
人家下一个赛道就是钻石传说了

4264
03:06:53,700 --> 03:06:55,533
人家是比主播厉害的5批

4265
03:06:55,533 --> 03:06:56,366
我不认识这人

4266
03:06:56,366 --> 03:06:57,166
这谁啊

4267
03:06:58,333 --> 03:06:59,299
我不认识

4268
03:06:59,666 --> 03:07:01,233
主播不认识呃

4269
03:07:02,833 --> 03:07:05,533
自信恋不是喜欢智商高的人吗

4270
03:07:05,533 --> 03:07:06,633
那智商高的人

4271
03:07:06,633 --> 03:07:08,299
我都我自己有自知之明的

4272
03:07:08,300 --> 03:07:09,533
我喜欢智商高的人

4273
03:07:09,533 --> 03:07:11,733
那智商高的人会喜欢我吗

4274
03:07:12,033 --> 03:07:13,466
他会喜欢我吗

4275
03:07:14,233 --> 03:07:17,966
主播想套女童队也得有人一起营业呀

4276
03:07:19,666 --> 03:07:21,833
也对你说的对

4277
03:07:22,833 --> 03:07:25,533
但现实总是面对很多无奈和侵犯

4278
03:07:25,533 --> 03:07:27,233
不说了我想听v c

4279
03:07:28,233 --> 03:07:29,633
想听v t l

4280
03:07:34,033 --> 03:07:35,899
想听v t l的音乐

4281
03:07:37,633 --> 03:07:39,166
我的智商也高真的吗

4282
03:07:39,166 --> 03:07:41,133
这是第一次有人在直播间这么跟我说

4283
03:07:41,133 --> 03:07:42,133
谢谢你对我的肯定

4284
03:07:42,133 --> 03:07:43,766
好逗你啊你个毒

4285
03:07:44,133 --> 03:07:46,533
你和我虽然在世间两端

4286
03:07:46,566 --> 03:07:49,466
用我的歌声将你胸膛填满

4287
03:07:49,466 --> 03:07:53,033
七彩的翅膀大家自在

4288
03:07:53,333 --> 03:07:55,466
肯定反对啊哪有哪个家长

4289
03:07:55,633 --> 03:07:58,133
这家长就是再开明再新时代的话

4290
03:07:58,133 --> 03:08:00,666
他他也不希望自己的孩子呃呃

4291
03:08:02,933 --> 03:08:04,566
同性交友啊对吧

4292
03:08:06,900 --> 03:08:08,700
哪有哪个家长说对吧

4293
03:08:08,700 --> 03:08:11,333
哪个家长说妈妈我喜欢女生

4294
03:08:11,333 --> 03:08:13,566
妈妈说好啊儿子我支持你

4295
03:08:14,033 --> 03:08:16,666
那只能是你在网上认的电子妈妈

4296
03:08:16,666 --> 03:08:18,566
现实中的妈妈哪有这样

4297
03:08:28,366 --> 03:08:30,366
哪有这样的呀

4298
03:08:30,933 --> 03:08:33,299
那你以后万一有娃可以出轨吗

4299
03:08:33,300 --> 03:08:35,533
你这问什么逼问题啊能不能滚

4300
03:08:35,766 --> 03:08:38,033
谢谢梦瑶的干杯和

4301
03:08:38,700 --> 03:08:40,433
这个好日和三个小扣

4302
03:08:40,433 --> 03:08:42,266
还有安娜的还有我给你个外妈吧

4303
03:08:42,266 --> 03:08:43,499
我媳妇就滚滚

4304
03:08:45,733 --> 03:08:48,566
主播的直播间啊乌烟瘴气

4305
03:08:48,900 --> 03:08:50,733
妈妈说我喜欢女生

4306
03:08:50,733 --> 03:08:52,866
奖励我最爱喝的旺仔牛奶

4307
03:08:52,866 --> 03:08:54,933
你是男的你给我醒醒啊

4308
03:08:55,100 --> 03:08:57,233
哎呦你说你喜欢女生

4309
03:08:57,333 --> 03:08:59,099
你妈妈只会觉得哦

4310
03:09:00,133 --> 03:09:01,333
是啊怎么了

4311
03:09:01,333 --> 03:09:03,933
就就应该这样早该这样你知道吗

4312
03:09:03,966 --> 03:09:04,866
花的开始

4313
03:09:05,100 --> 03:09:10,166
将你胸膛填满一生的孤单把它唱出来

4314
03:09:13,766 --> 03:09:18,366
妈妈别妈了别妈了差不多得了别妈了

4315
03:09:18,500 --> 03:09:19,300
哎呦

4316
03:09:22,633 --> 03:09:24,366
老郑的圣诞精灵

4317
03:09:26,566 --> 03:09:29,366
你喜欢女生你也要旺仔牛奶

4318
03:09:29,666 --> 03:09:32,699
为了一瓶旺仔牛奶认贼做母

4319
03:09:32,900 --> 03:09:34,766
哎呦别人真的是

4320
03:09:35,700 --> 03:09:38,166
你喜欢女生可以奖励你旺仔牛奶吗

4321
03:09:38,166 --> 03:09:40,133
谁谁谁说的找谁

4322
03:09:40,133 --> 03:09:42,933
找开始就行找开始就行哈哈哈

4323
03:09:43,166 --> 03:09:45,866
谢谢梦瑶的爱了爱了应该懂

4324
03:09:46,233 --> 03:09:49,133
对面的又是886又是996的

4325
03:09:49,133 --> 03:09:51,966
这大哥都什么数啊我操哈哈哈

4326
03:09:51,966 --> 03:09:56,133
先暗示主播要被他愉悦抬走886分

4327
03:09:56,133 --> 03:09:57,433
然后再暗示主播

4328
03:09:57,433 --> 03:09:59,433
早上9点直播到晚上9点

4329
03:09:59,433 --> 03:10:00,866
一周直播6天是吧

4330
03:10:00,866 --> 03:10:01,666
我操

4331
03:10:02,533 --> 03:10:05,299
这什么比分还能这么用啊

4332
03:10:06,100 --> 03:10:07,366
你喜欢扭扭

4333
03:10:07,500 --> 03:10:10,500
可以记录每一秒钟

4334
03:10:11,066 --> 03:10:12,333
你喜欢旺仔牛奶

4335
03:10:12,333 --> 03:10:14,233
可以奖励你一个女生吗

4336
03:10:14,300 --> 03:10:16,666
此刻你和我虽然在世界

4337
03:10:16,666 --> 03:10:20,233
两端用我的歌声将你胸腔填满

4338
03:10:20,300 --> 03:10:21,933
一路的陪伴

4339
03:10:22,166 --> 03:10:23,933
风儿唱起来

4340
03:10:25,500 --> 03:10:26,300
哎

4341
03:10:28,966 --> 03:10:30,733
一周直播24天

4342
03:10:30,733 --> 03:10:32,266
每天直播7小时

4343
03:10:32,266 --> 03:10:33,633
咱们商量商量

4344
03:10:33,766 --> 03:10:34,933
再播20分钟

4345
03:10:34,933 --> 03:10:35,899
欠欠着了

4346
03:10:35,900 --> 03:10:38,633
再播20分钟把剩下的半小时欠了

4347
03:10:38,833 --> 03:10:39,733
欠了吧

4348
03:10:39,933 --> 03:10:43,333
因为今天真有点坐不住了再播20分钟

4349
03:10:43,533 --> 03:10:44,666
欠了欠了

4350
03:10:44,666 --> 03:10:46,233
欠半个小时到晚上

4351
03:10:46,233 --> 03:10:47,966
欢迎魔尊深情晚上好

4352
03:10:49,066 --> 03:10:50,666
你有女朋友你给美颜

4353
03:10:50,666 --> 03:10:52,299
美颜上线你算不算出轨

4354
03:10:52,300 --> 03:10:54,466
美颜美颜切割男友粉啊你

4355
03:10:54,566 --> 03:10:56,666
你出轨是双向行为

4356
03:10:56,666 --> 03:10:58,866
倒也不是吧你你别喜欢上我就行

4357
03:10:58,866 --> 03:11:00,133
你别喜欢我

4358
03:11:02,933 --> 03:11:06,566
此刻我们所在这世界早已相同

4359
03:11:06,566 --> 03:11:09,633
你就用真切大意也描述感动

4360
03:11:09,633 --> 03:11:12,699
分享每一天空和每一个笑容

4361
03:11:12,700 --> 03:11:15,133
记录每一秒钟

4362
03:11:15,233 --> 03:11:18,899
现实总是能对太多无奈和心酸

4363
03:11:18,900 --> 03:11:22,866
此刻你和我虽然在世界两端用我的

4364
03:11:22,966 --> 03:11:24,733
我不是女友系的微啊

4365
03:11:24,900 --> 03:11:26,766
主播又不是女友系的微

4366
03:11:30,100 --> 03:11:32,300
所以应该不能算吧我觉得

4367
03:11:33,266 --> 03:11:35,666
是女友系的微应该才算吧

4368
03:11:36,433 --> 03:11:39,499
谢谢天者之身的璀璨烟火

4369
03:11:39,500 --> 03:11:43,166
卧槽主播的所有礼物都已经被点亮

4370
03:11:43,333 --> 03:11:47,466
直播间可以赠送专属礼物姜饼小屋

4371
03:11:47,466 --> 03:11:50,699
姜饼人啊姜饼人

4372
03:11:51,633 --> 03:11:52,499
对了对了

4373
03:11:52,500 --> 03:11:53,933
我明天出门一趟

4374
03:11:53,933 --> 03:11:56,133
我要去超市买姜饼人吃

4375
03:11:56,500 --> 03:11:58,333
我想起来我想干嘛了

4376
03:11:58,700 --> 03:12:01,566
我一直没有吃过姜饼

4377
03:12:01,566 --> 03:12:03,733
我特别想知道这东西到底是什么味的

4378
03:12:03,733 --> 03:12:06,299
我明天要出门一趟去超市买姜饼吃

4379
03:12:06,866 --> 03:12:09,899
谢谢天子之心的璀璨烟火梦想成真

4380
03:12:10,466 --> 03:12:11,566
祝我梦想成真

4381
03:12:11,566 --> 03:12:13,633
是我杨三溪的大娃捏

4382
03:12:14,566 --> 03:12:17,133
你要女朋友去看个话剧或者演唱会

4383
03:12:17,133 --> 03:12:20,099
你看个木偶戏不算出轨怎么办

4384
03:12:20,166 --> 03:12:22,066
不喜欢我为什么给我上架

4385
03:12:22,066 --> 03:12:23,333
喜欢的意思是

4386
03:12:23,500 --> 03:12:25,833
喜欢的意思是那种爱的喜欢

4387
03:12:25,833 --> 03:12:29,099
就是你要我要跟你结婚那种喜欢啊

4388
03:12:30,633 --> 03:12:33,499
有些牌子灰的点不亮你发现他们是谁

4389
03:12:33,500 --> 03:12:35,366
是啊确实挺那什么的

4390
03:12:35,666 --> 03:12:38,699
确实确实确实没有没那什么过

4391
03:12:40,033 --> 03:12:42,566
我有好多也是我也不知道人家是谁

4392
03:12:43,733 --> 03:12:46,766
吃龙是吧想吃江饼人哎

4393
03:12:46,766 --> 03:12:48,066
吃江饼人嘞

4394
03:12:48,366 --> 03:12:51,566
没看到江饼人江饼江饼人

4395
03:12:52,266 --> 03:12:53,966
我看看江北人的

4396
03:13:01,333 --> 03:13:02,033
能看到吗

4397
03:13:02,033 --> 03:13:04,866
哇我有圣诞花环了大家漂亮

4398
03:13:10,666 --> 03:13:14,233
那个定制里面姜饼小屋不是这玩意

4399
03:13:14,233 --> 03:13:15,666
哪像姜饼啊

4400
03:13:15,666 --> 03:13:17,966
这玩意像刚学西西的一天

4401
03:13:17,966 --> 03:13:20,499
看那个新手教程建出来的模型

4402
03:13:20,733 --> 03:13:23,099
哈哈哈这玩意像刚学西西

4403
03:13:23,100 --> 03:13:26,033
第一天见了看这种教程见出来的

4404
03:13:26,133 --> 03:13:27,099
璀璨烟火

4405
03:13:27,100 --> 03:13:30,266
捡了15分钟好哎然后我们看一下

4406
03:13:30,266 --> 03:13:31,766
划一个舰长下去

4407
03:13:31,833 --> 03:13:34,766
把椅子靠墙的舰长的加班可以

4408
03:13:34,833 --> 03:13:35,833
可以抵消掉

4409
03:13:35,833 --> 03:13:37,633
那我的话现在是

4410
03:13:38,300 --> 03:13:40,533
一二包

4411
03:13:41,466 --> 03:13:44,266
带给你热闹3

4412
03:13:45,633 --> 03:13:48,366
谢谢天者之心的江边小屋呢

4413
03:13:48,433 --> 03:13:50,366
红豆妮阿里卡多

4414
03:13:50,500 --> 03:13:53,666
特效是什么样的好看吗漂亮吗

4415
03:13:54,333 --> 03:13:57,133
这个看不到哎特效是什么样的嘞

4416
03:13:57,533 --> 03:13:59,366
谢谢天点的江北小屋呢

4417
03:13:59,366 --> 03:14:00,333
感谢感谢

4418
03:14:00,700 --> 03:14:03,233
不是c a d是c a d吗

4419
03:14:03,233 --> 03:14:04,699
c c d是一种剑魔

4420
03:14:04,833 --> 03:14:07,066
剑魔渲染出来就QQ弹弹的

4421
03:14:07,166 --> 03:14:08,566
主播可针对你是吧

4422
03:14:08,566 --> 03:14:10,266
主播才没有针对你呢

4423
03:14:10,266 --> 03:14:10,699
没有没有

4424
03:14:10,700 --> 03:14:13,366
因为你是最近最新的一个舰长

4425
03:14:13,366 --> 03:14:16,166
然后在下面只欠15分钟

4426
03:14:16,166 --> 03:14:17,433
不如一口气播完

4427
03:14:17,433 --> 03:14:19,699
划掉了还欠半个多小时呢

4428
03:14:19,900 --> 03:14:21,533
没看到特效再送我一个

4429
03:14:21,533 --> 03:14:22,833
没有我可没有这么说的

4430
03:14:22,833 --> 03:14:23,933
这无敌郑老师说的

4431
03:14:23,933 --> 03:14:25,833
不要不要不要不要不要

4432
03:14:26,266 --> 03:14:28,566
西施的新手芥末芥末车

4433
03:14:28,566 --> 03:14:30,133
我还以为是那种大的呢

4434
03:14:31,866 --> 03:14:33,066
你们有没有去那个

4435
03:14:33,066 --> 03:14:35,966
看那个河马的那个什么逛街的视频啊

4436
03:14:35,966 --> 03:14:37,299
那个逛街的视频

4437
03:14:37,333 --> 03:14:40,033
我看到他们门口的那个大姜饼屋哇

4438
03:14:40,033 --> 03:14:41,566
好喜欢好喜欢

4439
03:14:41,766 --> 03:14:42,866
妈妈听我说

4440
03:14:42,866 --> 03:14:46,066
我送姜饼小屋给我最爱吃的大嘴巴

4441
03:14:47,866 --> 03:14:50,033
谢谢心之中的打call姐

4442
03:14:50,033 --> 03:14:51,333
或者你爱的感动

4443
03:14:51,333 --> 03:14:53,166
感谢支持谢谢谢谢

4444
03:14:54,933 --> 03:14:57,899
哈人见证为哈人

4445
03:15:00,066 --> 03:15:02,566
主播这300首歌快放完了

4446
03:15:02,633 --> 03:15:04,733
美拉说过不要就是要

4447
03:15:07,266 --> 03:15:09,099
什么你要满足米拉的愿望

4448
03:15:09,100 --> 03:15:10,933
说米拉到底是谁啊

4449
03:15:11,366 --> 03:15:13,266
哎米拉到底是谁

4450
03:15:30,333 --> 03:15:31,166
主要今天

4451
03:15:31,166 --> 03:15:33,866
今天差不多我的真人也快到头了

4452
03:15:33,866 --> 03:15:36,233
再往下播的话真是主打一个陪伴

4453
03:15:36,366 --> 03:15:39,299
哎呀你怎么还还真真还是我

4454
03:15:39,300 --> 03:15:40,566
真的还是我我操

4455
03:15:41,066 --> 03:15:43,033
直接进进入进入直播间

4456
03:15:43,033 --> 03:15:45,499
进入自己直播间进行一个特效的看

4457
03:15:47,066 --> 03:15:49,733
米拉你都不认识我做节目小国的

4458
03:15:50,166 --> 03:15:53,333
谢谢战者之胜的将别小人

4459
03:15:53,566 --> 03:15:56,733
好的你爱你感动谢谢谢谢你

4460
03:15:57,766 --> 03:15:58,933
太破费了

4461
03:16:00,233 --> 03:16:02,699
每次看燕子都有种纯真的美

4462
03:16:02,700 --> 03:16:04,266
燕子是这样的

4463
03:16:04,466 --> 03:16:06,066
燕子就是这样的

4464
03:16:10,566 --> 03:16:12,666
截图下来对着打一个先

4465
03:16:12,666 --> 03:16:14,299
你截了吗你截了吗

4466
03:16:14,300 --> 03:16:16,933
有人截了啊太丑了

4467
03:16:17,700 --> 03:16:19,766
真的吗真的很难看啊

4468
03:16:21,666 --> 03:16:22,766
什么赶工的

4469
03:16:22,766 --> 03:16:26,099
比主播的那个圣诞皮套赶工还严重

4470
03:16:26,100 --> 03:16:28,500
是吧比主播的圣诞皮还赶

4471
03:16:29,900 --> 03:16:31,500
燕子燕神

4472
03:16:31,533 --> 03:16:33,933
叫叫我燕子就行了叫我燕子就行了

4473
03:16:33,933 --> 03:16:35,533
燕神已经是过去式了

4474
03:16:35,533 --> 03:16:37,633
不能从抱着过去的辉煌不放

4475
03:16:37,633 --> 03:16:39,266
叫叫我燕子就好了

4476
03:16:39,266 --> 03:16:42,433
哎呀燕神太贱了太客气了

4477
03:16:43,733 --> 03:16:47,299
米拉麋鹿麋鹿米拉那不是米呀米啊

4478
03:16:47,566 --> 03:16:48,566
那什么吗

4479
03:16:48,633 --> 03:16:51,666
哎别别送江边小屋了

4480
03:16:52,366 --> 03:16:53,366
我看到

4481
03:16:54,033 --> 03:16:56,933
对不起我看到好丑好丑

4482
03:16:57,966 --> 03:16:59,566
哎哎好丑

4483
03:17:02,100 --> 03:17:02,733
怎么敢

4484
03:17:02,733 --> 03:17:05,899
这这这特效怎么敢要50块的呀我操

4485
03:17:05,900 --> 03:17:06,900
我看到了

4486
03:17:06,900 --> 03:17:08,133
好丑好丑

4487
03:17:08,133 --> 03:17:11,733
哎呦不是他后边躲着的那个那个

4488
03:17:11,733 --> 03:17:14,866
那个那个微笑的江美人好像

4489
03:17:15,533 --> 03:17:16,833
好像鬼呀

4490
03:17:16,833 --> 03:17:19,133
哈哈哈他好像鬼呀

4491
03:17:19,133 --> 03:17:22,499
大家像那个鬼故事里面的替死小人呐

4492
03:17:22,500 --> 03:17:24,300
小燕怎么了今天真好

4493
03:17:24,566 --> 03:17:26,733
燕宝站着的话就不说

4494
03:17:26,733 --> 03:17:30,133
我说没看着他好丑哈哈哈好丑好丑

4495
03:17:30,133 --> 03:17:31,966
不是他说的难看

4496
03:17:31,966 --> 03:17:34,766
我刚才切切的看了一眼确实丑

4497
03:17:35,433 --> 03:17:36,666
他说的是对的

4498
03:17:36,666 --> 03:17:38,333
嗯中午好中午好

4499
03:17:39,066 --> 03:17:40,933
燕子没有你下午你可怎么活

4500
03:17:40,933 --> 03:17:43,299
你看完晚播睡了一大觉起来

4501
03:17:43,300 --> 03:17:45,366
主播已经上班了3个小时

4502
03:17:45,533 --> 03:17:49,699
早起的燕儿有加班吃哈哈哈

4503
03:17:49,733 --> 03:17:52,766
哎你是大娃感动不止被CPU了

4504
03:17:52,766 --> 03:17:53,333
那不行

4505
03:17:53,333 --> 03:17:56,299
不能给我爹上压力不能给我爹上压力

4506
03:17:56,300 --> 03:17:57,900
我爹我爹好不容易来一场

4507
03:17:58,033 --> 03:17:59,899
lately i've been

4508
03:17:59,900 --> 03:18:01,433
i've been losing sleep

4509
03:18:01,933 --> 03:18:05,299
dreaming about you since we could be

4510
03:18:05,666 --> 03:18:08,299
but lately i've been loving

4511
03:18:08,333 --> 03:18:10,266
是放这首歌想到阿平啊

4512
03:18:10,266 --> 03:18:12,699
他在我直播间比较喜欢点这个

4513
03:18:12,966 --> 03:18:14,733
所以哪怕大家人不在

4514
03:18:14,733 --> 03:18:16,866
有的时候就是你们你们天天点歌

4515
03:18:16,866 --> 03:18:17,566
天天点歌

4516
03:18:17,566 --> 03:18:19,233
然后我随机一放

4517
03:18:19,233 --> 03:18:22,066
一放到这首歌我就会想想到大家

4518
03:18:22,333 --> 03:18:24,133
但忍不住看这个特效

4519
03:18:24,133 --> 03:18:26,633
你被枪毙小人视频用了是吧

4520
03:18:27,966 --> 03:18:28,766
哎

4521
03:18:29,166 --> 03:18:32,866
看了难受一天不看一天难受是吧我操

4522
03:18:33,133 --> 03:18:36,099
就好这口江北小人的感觉

4523
03:18:36,100 --> 03:18:38,066
就好这口丑比的感觉

4524
03:18:38,833 --> 03:18:39,633
哎呀

4525
03:18:40,266 --> 03:18:42,066
不看想看一天

4526
03:18:42,066 --> 03:18:44,366
什么什么什么主播我操

4527
03:18:45,166 --> 03:18:47,299
我操打农这么能赚米啊

4528
03:18:47,300 --> 03:18:49,966
在家我羡慕了打农打农

4529
03:18:50,500 --> 03:18:52,166
打农更能绑电池

4530
03:18:52,166 --> 03:18:55,433
8万钻石传说总榜38

4531
03:18:55,433 --> 03:18:57,566
主播主播主播也想主播

4532
03:18:57,566 --> 03:18:59,933
不说了主播主播明天明天

4533
03:18:59,933 --> 03:19:01,233
主播也想打农

4534
03:19:01,366 --> 03:19:02,266
哈哈哈

4535
03:19:02,266 --> 03:19:04,733
哎哎这把放了放了不打了不打了

4536
03:19:05,700 --> 03:19:08,133
跟修脚视频有异曲同风之妙是吧

4537
03:19:08,133 --> 03:19:10,533
就那种毁灭强迫症的视频啊

4538
03:19:10,533 --> 03:19:12,533
就跟那种有异曲同风之妙

4539
03:19:12,633 --> 03:19:14,666
对面不会是什么就是

4540
03:19:15,033 --> 03:19:15,766
月末

4541
03:19:15,766 --> 03:19:19,566
月末上分还是还是还是铁血单推人呢

4542
03:19:19,566 --> 03:19:22,433
卧槽好像打过他我觉得

4543
03:19:23,233 --> 03:19:25,133
放放放直接投降

4544
03:19:25,700 --> 03:19:27,533
in the river the lessons i've learned

4545
03:19:29,766 --> 03:19:31,666
现在当农友还来得及

4546
03:19:31,666 --> 03:19:33,133
明天就跟农友投降

4547
03:19:33,133 --> 03:19:36,333
后天主播转战王者荣耀吃哈哈哈

4548
03:19:36,366 --> 03:19:37,699
可全都要约了

4549
03:19:37,700 --> 03:19:38,766
怎么看过

4550
03:19:38,766 --> 03:19:42,633
没看过你原来主播明天也转战农区

4551
03:19:42,866 --> 03:19:45,366
你现在当农我马上开刷

4552
03:19:47,366 --> 03:19:50,266
真的真的真的我现在我现在马上马上

4553
03:19:50,266 --> 03:19:50,833
算了算了

4554
03:19:50,833 --> 03:19:52,933
给大娃省点钱吧给大娃省点钱

4555
03:19:52,933 --> 03:19:54,366
给大娃留点面子吧

4556
03:19:54,566 --> 03:19:57,133
给大娃给大娃省点米吧

4557
03:19:58,333 --> 03:20:00,499
别打了别打了

4558
03:20:02,233 --> 03:20:04,333
你国服苏烈真的吗

4559
03:20:04,933 --> 03:20:07,066
主播现在需要需要一个

4560
03:20:07,133 --> 03:20:09,566
在野区来无影去无踪的队友

4561
03:20:09,633 --> 03:20:11,866
线上有绝对压制力的中单

4562
03:20:11,900 --> 03:20:13,833
一个走位非常的强

4563
03:20:13,833 --> 03:20:16,433
然后这个这个那个点塔一流的AD

4564
03:20:16,666 --> 03:20:18,499
跟一个默默抗压的上单

4565
03:20:18,500 --> 03:20:20,433
主播已经准备好了玩摇

4566
03:20:20,533 --> 03:20:21,933
这个希望大家

4567
03:20:22,900 --> 03:20:24,700
希望大家多识好歹

4568
03:20:24,733 --> 03:20:27,733
哈哈哈真去打动就切割是吧

4569
03:20:27,733 --> 03:20:30,766
你就联系不到我哈哈哈

4570
03:20:31,133 --> 03:20:31,633
哈哈

4571
03:20:31,633 --> 03:20:35,666
哎互相互相给点面子互相给点面子啊

4572
03:20:36,633 --> 03:20:38,166
上总返米

4573
03:20:39,133 --> 03:20:40,366
返多少啊

4574
03:20:40,866 --> 03:20:41,633
返多少啊

4575
03:20:41,633 --> 03:20:44,433
主播不能这么卷啊这么卷那不嘎的吗

4576
03:20:44,433 --> 03:20:46,633
主播上总返返666红包

4577
03:20:46,733 --> 03:20:48,066
返888红包

4578
03:20:48,100 --> 03:20:49,100
上总送礼物

4579
03:20:49,100 --> 03:20:51,300
送的礼物都没有低于四位数的

4580
03:20:51,300 --> 03:20:53,066
跟返米也差不多了

4581
03:20:55,366 --> 03:20:58,166
演出风靡全城

4582
03:20:59,633 --> 03:21:00,966
对面2 k

4583
03:21:02,133 --> 03:21:05,899
主播的总督礼物也有做过2 k的时候

4584
03:21:06,366 --> 03:21:07,433
给大巴留点米

4585
03:21:07,433 --> 03:21:08,533
过年再打对

4586
03:21:08,533 --> 03:21:10,066
等过年等过生日再打我

4587
03:21:10,066 --> 03:21:11,666
下个月我我还要过生日呢

4588
03:21:11,666 --> 03:21:12,499
得给大巴留点米

4589
03:21:12,500 --> 03:21:15,733
下个月过生日再哈哈哈哈哎哎

4590
03:21:15,733 --> 03:21:19,166
留点米留点米留点园子留点园子

4591
03:21:21,866 --> 03:21:24,433
大娃过年打到33是吧大娃大娃

4592
03:21:24,433 --> 03:21:25,366
可别你可别

4593
03:21:25,366 --> 03:21:27,166
你过年打到33你学费怎么办

4594
03:21:27,166 --> 03:21:29,133
你把学费都打给主播是吧

4595
03:21:29,366 --> 03:21:30,666
你把学费打给主播

4596
03:21:30,666 --> 03:21:32,966
成为直播间第一个红牌是吧

4597
03:21:34,366 --> 03:21:36,899
忽然不太熟哈哈哈哎

4598
03:21:36,900 --> 03:21:39,100
忽然想不起来我是谁了

4599
03:21:39,866 --> 03:21:43,266
爹我是你的女儿啊你怎么不记得我了

4600
03:21:43,266 --> 03:21:44,066
哎呦

4601
03:21:52,900 --> 03:21:56,300
什么打到33主播跟五批选手官宣

4602
03:21:56,300 --> 03:21:58,966
你不会以为大王会把我们在身上吧

4603
03:21:58,966 --> 03:22:00,766
你不会以为大王对我有什么想法吧

4604
03:22:00,766 --> 03:22:02,266
那真是有个恶心的

4605
03:22:02,433 --> 03:22:04,666
他怎么可能对我有什么想法呀我操

4606
03:22:06,066 --> 03:22:08,333
别问了被主播CPU了

4607
03:22:08,333 --> 03:22:10,566
这什么什么哈哈哈什么什么

4608
03:22:10,566 --> 03:22:12,333
经典句式啊我操

4609
03:22:12,700 --> 03:22:14,333
面包是吧哈哈

4610
03:22:16,266 --> 03:22:20,099
什么烟包不是哎哎别呀别呀不是

4611
03:22:20,133 --> 03:22:22,133
主播当时觉得这个是很奇怪

4612
03:22:22,133 --> 03:22:23,366
就是因为不是所有打米

4613
03:22:23,366 --> 03:22:25,699
的老板都一定要跟主播结婚的

4614
03:22:25,833 --> 03:22:28,066
你们天理之星他想跟我结婚吗

4615
03:22:28,466 --> 03:22:31,766
对吧你们天理之星他想跟我结婚吗

4616
03:22:32,333 --> 03:22:34,666
漂亮姐姐超级棒

4617
03:22:34,766 --> 03:22:37,233
一起和霸王

4618
03:22:41,433 --> 03:22:43,633
这个直播间评选一个做主播

4619
03:22:43,633 --> 03:22:46,699
最没有这个这个男女方面兴趣的人

4620
03:22:46,700 --> 03:22:48,666
他绝对能评上啊

4621
03:22:50,833 --> 03:22:53,166
IP浙江开趴叫

4622
03:22:55,500 --> 03:22:57,533
快镜头告白花束

4623
03:23:00,766 --> 03:23:02,533
不得流金小电视

4624
03:23:02,533 --> 03:23:05,066
我操告白不得整个流金小电视

4625
03:23:05,866 --> 03:23:09,066
你爱的是哪一个我

4626
03:23:10,166 --> 03:23:12,266
真的开吗发坐标马上到

4627
03:23:12,266 --> 03:23:15,333
你别骗你你你别信他他在澳大利亚

4628
03:23:15,533 --> 03:23:18,233
他在澳大利亚他他开不了的

4629
03:23:19,033 --> 03:23:22,133
说不定嘴上说着没兴趣没兴趣

4630
03:23:22,566 --> 03:23:25,666
都是傲娇是吧热了吃东西了拜拜

4631
03:23:25,833 --> 03:23:27,033
吃什么吃什么

4632
03:23:27,700 --> 03:23:29,533
我想吃饭了吃什么

4633
03:23:45,433 --> 03:23:47,233
你有我的等圣抱枕吗

4634
03:23:47,433 --> 03:23:49,266
不是把等圣抱枕寄到他家里

4635
03:23:49,266 --> 03:23:51,133
他家会觉得他是变态的吧

4636
03:23:52,300 --> 03:23:54,466
我怎么评价谁书包

4637
03:23:54,700 --> 03:23:57,166
我评价不了啊主播评价不了

4638
03:23:57,166 --> 03:23:59,633
主播没到位的时候还挺喜欢他

4639
03:24:00,333 --> 03:24:04,366
所以就不能评价有一些往日滤镜在

4640
03:24:10,866 --> 03:24:11,666
说什么

4641
03:24:13,733 --> 03:24:16,333
怎么有人有人有人那个什么

4642
03:24:16,833 --> 03:24:18,566
还大鱼大肉啊

4643
03:24:18,733 --> 03:24:21,533
你以为他没有小号就用不同地址说

4644
03:24:21,533 --> 03:24:23,266
那真有够可怕的

4645
03:24:23,666 --> 03:24:24,833
真害人啊

4646
03:24:26,033 --> 03:24:26,566
搞了半天

4647
03:24:26,566 --> 03:24:28,533
主播直播间提兜的等生抱枕

4648
03:24:28,533 --> 03:24:29,966
都没人给主播拍反图

4649
03:24:29,966 --> 03:24:30,766
就是因为

4650
03:24:30,866 --> 03:24:33,166
就是因为都被他收二手收走了是吧

4651
03:24:33,166 --> 03:24:37,299
真吓人哈哈哈那也太嘎次了

4652
03:24:37,466 --> 03:24:40,833
那哪有这么嘎次的太嘎次了受不了

4653
03:24:41,433 --> 03:24:42,366
拜拜

4654
03:24:43,366 --> 03:24:44,733
大碗有肥斑吗

4655
03:24:44,733 --> 03:24:47,033
他应该是什么都有的但后面

4656
03:24:47,166 --> 03:24:50,133
后面他跟我说不要往他家送垃圾了

4657
03:24:50,133 --> 03:24:51,066
我就不寄了

4658
03:24:51,066 --> 03:24:54,499
哈哈哈不要往他家寄送垃圾了

4659
03:24:54,566 --> 03:24:56,233
他家狗都知道

4660
03:24:56,266 --> 03:24:58,899
没事在院子里面捡到一个快递

4661
03:24:59,033 --> 03:25:02,099
就是米亚米亚寄的哎呦

4662
03:25:05,100 --> 03:25:06,100
想要你又不给我

4663
03:25:06,100 --> 03:25:09,033
我不是寄给你了吗我不是寄给你了吗

4664
03:25:09,266 --> 03:25:10,633
大白纸套的南充

4665
03:25:10,633 --> 03:25:11,899
对不是你那个是

4666
03:25:11,900 --> 03:25:13,733
我也不知道为啥箱子里没有

4667
03:25:13,733 --> 03:25:15,766
但是我是买了整套的

4668
03:25:19,866 --> 03:25:22,266
真的吗大家别别过度解毒了

4669
03:25:22,266 --> 03:25:24,633
我觉得就是太过度解毒了

4670
03:25:24,633 --> 03:25:26,433
然后才会才会这么想

4671
03:25:28,100 --> 03:25:30,166
你的事实经验人还没收到呢

4672
03:25:30,166 --> 03:25:32,166
到底为什么会收不到人

4673
03:25:32,766 --> 03:25:35,533
我再去定一个吧我再去定一个吧

4674
03:25:37,500 --> 03:25:39,733
听个黑桃a然后再听个戒烟

4675
03:25:39,733 --> 03:25:41,299
咱们真下播了

4676
03:25:41,500 --> 03:25:44,633
欠欠再欠15分钟给下一场

4677
03:25:44,633 --> 03:25:46,699
其实我上一场多播了15分钟

4678
03:25:46,700 --> 03:25:48,233
能不能借当还了呀

4679
03:25:48,233 --> 03:25:49,033
大家

4680
03:25:50,033 --> 03:25:51,733
进行一个抱头鼠窜

4681
03:25:51,733 --> 03:25:53,466
了进行一个抱头鼠窜

4682
03:25:53,466 --> 03:25:54,266
大家

4683
03:25:54,933 --> 03:25:58,166
现在是逃跑时间无所谓我会逃跑

4684
03:26:09,300 --> 03:26:11,233
欠了半个小时OK

4685
03:26:11,966 --> 03:26:13,933
试图找波波云一个

4686
03:26:15,533 --> 03:26:17,733
延迟还款要算利息的

4687
03:26:17,733 --> 03:26:21,033
明天还20分钟晚上还20分钟可以吗

4688
03:26:21,333 --> 03:26:23,433
晚上还20分钟可以吗

4689
03:26:27,300 --> 03:26:31,166
one two one two three four

4690
03:26:32,366 --> 03:26:35,866
你是我的宝贝想你的滋味

4691
03:26:35,866 --> 03:26:37,633
主要也挺晚的了

4692
03:26:37,866 --> 03:26:39,833
这也半夜12点了

4693
03:26:39,866 --> 03:26:41,366
怕他们睡觉呀

4694
03:26:41,500 --> 03:26:43,433
今天都吵吵

4695
03:26:43,433 --> 03:26:44,699
我吵到我室友了

4696
03:26:44,700 --> 03:26:47,033
因为我下楼吃饭的时候我发现

4697
03:26:47,100 --> 03:26:48,333
我发现他在

4698
03:26:48,466 --> 03:26:49,299
他在

4699
03:26:49,700 --> 03:26:53,266
沙发上打电话他一般不在客厅的

4700
03:26:53,266 --> 03:26:54,833
可能我吵到他了

4701
03:26:54,833 --> 03:26:56,933
然后他才去沙发打电话

4702
03:26:58,366 --> 03:27:00,233
哈哎你也喜欢

4703
03:27:00,233 --> 03:27:02,833
我每次放这首歌他们都说我品味烂

4704
03:27:02,933 --> 03:27:05,466
你也喜欢我就放弃了我也喜欢

4705
03:27:06,900 --> 03:27:08,533
九出十三归

4706
03:27:08,700 --> 03:27:10,500
不行不行我们是虚拟的

4707
03:27:10,500 --> 03:27:12,500
没有没有那个没有没有

4708
03:27:12,833 --> 03:27:14,533
没有没有这种规矩啊

4709
03:27:15,933 --> 03:27:18,166
烟烟的抱枕头快被我舔完了

4710
03:27:18,166 --> 03:27:19,933
想换个抱枕皮

4711
03:27:20,133 --> 03:27:21,699
直接直接上

4712
03:27:21,700 --> 03:27:26,900
其中等身一步到位里的滋味隐隐作祟

4713
03:27:27,366 --> 03:27:30,533
宝贝宝贝我们干一杯

4714
03:27:30,533 --> 03:27:34,166
这是你最爱的黑头哎

4715
03:27:35,433 --> 03:27:36,633
干杯

4716
03:27:37,500 --> 03:27:38,300
哈

4717
03:27:41,033 --> 03:27:42,733
你不是皮套狗鬼

4718
03:27:49,266 --> 03:27:52,933
晚上应该可以170了感觉

4719
03:27:58,333 --> 03:28:01,566
一人喝一杯那还能不醉

4720
03:28:03,766 --> 03:28:05,266
嘿嘿嘿嘿

4721
03:28:09,566 --> 03:28:12,266
放松一下真真累了真累了吧

4722
03:28:12,766 --> 03:28:15,299
好久没这么播了累了累了

4723
03:28:15,466 --> 03:28:19,699
一位你问我要不要再来一瓶黑糖哎

4724
03:28:23,766 --> 03:28:24,566
嗷呜

4725
03:28:27,366 --> 03:28:28,499
奶奶把你

4726
03:28:29,133 --> 03:28:32,299
嘿嘿嘿你是我的宝贝

4727
03:28:32,300 --> 03:28:36,133
想你的滋味隐隐作祟

4728
03:28:36,366 --> 03:28:39,633
宝贝宝贝我们干一杯

4729
03:28:39,633 --> 03:28:43,333
这是你最爱的黑头哎

4730
03:28:43,666 --> 03:28:46,866
嘿哎哎你是我的宝贝

4731
03:28:46,866 --> 03:28:50,666
想你的滋味隐隐作祟

4732
03:28:50,933 --> 03:28:54,166
宝贝宝贝我们干一杯

4733
03:28:54,166 --> 03:28:57,899
这是你最爱的黑头哎

4734
03:28:59,300 --> 03:29:00,100
here we go

4735
03:29:01,366 --> 03:29:04,933
那个人气榜到底是怎么结算的呀大家

4736
03:29:05,900 --> 03:29:09,300
我想知道人气榜是怎么结算的人

4737
03:29:16,033 --> 03:29:17,533
再来一杯吧

4738
03:29:19,333 --> 03:29:20,666
今天播的周二

4739
03:29:20,666 --> 03:29:22,333
对但是也要走了

4740
03:29:25,233 --> 03:29:26,033
好

4741
03:29:26,833 --> 03:29:28,833
要送专门的礼物

4742
03:29:29,533 --> 03:29:32,233
专门只按那个礼物来计算吗

4743
03:29:32,333 --> 03:29:35,133
我还以为那个人气票是免费给的

4744
03:29:35,500 --> 03:29:36,966
对双击屏幕是点赞

4745
03:29:36,966 --> 03:29:38,566
你还以为是暂停是吧

4746
03:29:39,266 --> 03:29:41,499
你以为是刷新暂停

4747
03:29:42,933 --> 03:29:44,033
那有啥差别

4748
03:29:44,033 --> 03:29:46,266
不还是按照打米多少来算吗

4749
03:29:46,266 --> 03:29:48,966
我还以为现在这关注人数多少在算呢

4750
03:29:53,866 --> 03:29:56,099
我后来可以看活跃粉丝吗

4751
03:29:58,500 --> 03:30:01,433
30天的点赞过你的空间

4752
03:30:01,433 --> 03:30:03,099
查看过你的主页

4753
03:30:03,766 --> 03:30:05,333
观看过你的视频

4754
03:30:05,333 --> 03:30:06,166
跟你投过币

4755
03:30:06,166 --> 03:30:07,566
进入过你的直播间

4756
03:30:07,566 --> 03:30:10,699
产生互动行为的都算结账

4757
03:30:11,666 --> 03:30:15,466
保持优良习惯

4758
03:30:16,766 --> 03:30:18,466
就他知道有你这个人

4759
03:30:18,466 --> 03:30:20,033
他就是你的活跃粉丝

4760
03:30:20,433 --> 03:30:24,099
过的还算幸福美满

4761
03:30:26,633 --> 03:30:28,533
喝了几杯酒

4762
03:30:28,533 --> 03:30:31,033
人气票一米20点

4763
03:30:31,333 --> 03:30:33,866
这个会送了会加人气吗

4764
03:30:34,133 --> 03:30:37,299
一个圆子2020点

4765
03:30:38,300 --> 03:30:41,466
那这不是官方卖卖那什么的吗

4766
03:30:47,866 --> 03:30:49,733
1电池一点吧

4767
03:30:49,933 --> 03:30:53,166
戒了烟我不习惯

4768
03:30:54,933 --> 03:30:57,333
是你快一点还是还是

4769
03:31:00,500 --> 03:31:03,066
还是还是一个电池20电啊

4770
03:31:04,300 --> 03:31:06,233
一个电池20电还挺好的

4771
03:31:09,300 --> 03:31:11,366
主播好可爱的

4772
03:31:13,366 --> 03:31:16,433
这个活跃粉丝跟死粉相对对

4773
03:31:16,433 --> 03:31:18,099
就活粉跟死粉啊

4774
03:31:20,833 --> 03:31:23,933
10倍啊那就比活动倍率还高呢

4775
03:31:24,133 --> 03:31:26,133
活10倍还挺多的

4776
03:31:34,633 --> 03:31:39,266
你说最近过的还算幸福没

4777
03:31:40,633 --> 03:31:42,499
主播什么时候走啊

4778
03:31:43,500 --> 03:31:44,500
等一下就走

4779
03:31:44,500 --> 03:31:45,100
不着急

4780
03:31:45,100 --> 03:31:48,666
今天放完我们送完礼物就跑了

4781
03:31:49,966 --> 03:31:54,066
欠的欠的2倍哦2倍啊

4782
03:31:54,533 --> 03:31:55,866
2倍的话是

4783
03:31:56,566 --> 03:31:58,333
哎呦才2倍

4784
03:31:58,433 --> 03:32:00,299
这么听就不太多

4785
03:32:06,233 --> 03:32:07,033
了

4786
03:32:13,566 --> 03:32:17,333
3年零一个礼拜

4787
03:32:17,633 --> 03:32:23,166
才学会怎么忍耐你给过

4788
03:32:23,333 --> 03:32:24,866
谢谢梦雅的郑子涵

4789
03:32:25,566 --> 03:32:29,233
是没有一句责怪

4790
03:32:29,566 --> 03:32:34,133
戒了烟染上悲伤我

4791
03:32:35,066 --> 03:32:40,433
不想我也不想

4792
03:32:41,466 --> 03:32:44,699
我也不想

4793
03:32:49,633 --> 03:32:52,466
谁也不想

4794
03:32:55,233 --> 03:32:58,299
要什么格式能打开都行

4795
03:32:58,433 --> 03:33:00,099
要求不高

4796
03:33:11,066 --> 03:33:13,699
异地开导吧异地开导

4797
03:33:14,266 --> 03:33:16,333
决定了下一首放倒在

4798
03:33:17,066 --> 03:33:21,299
发3年零一个礼拜

4799
03:33:21,566 --> 03:33:25,299
才学会怎么忍耐

4800
03:33:25,566 --> 03:33:29,333
你给过我的伤害

4801
03:33:29,466 --> 03:33:33,566
是没有一句责怪

4802
03:33:37,733 --> 03:33:39,533
签约的稿子喜欢吗

4803
03:33:39,533 --> 03:33:41,266
太抽奖了

4804
03:33:42,566 --> 03:33:44,699
这是他大艺术家了

4805
03:33:47,266 --> 03:33:48,233
爱你

4806
03:34:01,666 --> 03:34:06,333
浪迹天地间唯有长情在手

4807
03:34:07,066 --> 03:34:11,333
三寸青草木生死无法左右

4808
03:34:13,133 --> 03:34:14,133
晚安

4809
03:34:20,866 --> 03:34:22,733
谢谢金宝的两条IC

4810
03:34:22,733 --> 03:34:24,499
谢谢懂肉的狼鸟鸟林子

4811
03:34:24,500 --> 03:34:25,633
小梅鹿梦瑶

4812
03:34:26,166 --> 03:34:29,433
呃金宝猪猪和杀千金林迪

4813
03:34:29,466 --> 03:34:32,966
超人狗狗鹿椅子柯强的舰长呢

4814
03:34:34,100 --> 03:34:35,033
生活

4815
03:34:36,033 --> 03:34:37,566
谢谢天地之秀

4816
03:34:37,566 --> 03:34:41,433
我店的3个江北小屋啊真难看

4817
03:34:41,500 --> 03:34:44,566
他真的好难看这礼物给我整乱了

4818
03:34:44,766 --> 03:34:46,466
谢谢梦瑶的这个好哎

4819
03:34:46,466 --> 03:34:48,233
牛蛙爱恋爱的感扣

4820
03:34:48,466 --> 03:34:51,299
谢谢大家的圣诞精灵啊谢谢

4821
03:34:51,366 --> 03:34:52,766
狂徒贼的电影票

4822
03:34:52,766 --> 03:34:54,133
非常的美丽

4823
03:34:54,266 --> 03:34:55,966
好美丽啊电影票

4824
03:34:56,100 --> 03:34:59,066
谢谢郑老爷的5个加鸡腿

4825
03:34:59,066 --> 03:35:01,066
谢谢大家的红包礼物

4826
03:35:01,166 --> 03:35:02,899
谢谢天底的告白花束

4827
03:35:03,133 --> 03:35:06,833
谢谢老郑的圣诞树你也谢谢超然的

4828
03:35:07,266 --> 03:35:09,233
呃平安果

4829
03:35:10,166 --> 03:35:12,866
谢谢天者之仙的3个木马

4830
03:35:13,866 --> 03:35:16,266
2个干杯

4831
03:35:16,266 --> 03:35:17,899
24个平安果

4832
03:35:17,900 --> 03:35:21,966
22个圣诞树和1个圣诞糖果梨

4833
03:35:22,166 --> 03:35:24,033
谢谢老郑的平安果

4834
03:35:24,766 --> 03:35:25,866
我本人

4835
03:35:26,700 --> 03:35:29,633
新公司我操七宝

4836
03:35:30,333 --> 03:35:32,633
我以为是高仿哇

4837
03:35:34,066 --> 03:35:35,299
七宝

4838
03:35:38,300 --> 03:35:39,100
啊

4839
03:35:40,700 --> 03:35:41,666
惊呆了

4840
03:35:42,700 --> 03:35:45,566
主播居然有一天会被自己

4841
03:35:47,300 --> 03:35:49,933
开了好久的主播查房吗

4842
03:35:50,700 --> 03:35:51,500
啊

4843
03:35:57,300 --> 03:35:59,566
是吧中午好

4844
03:35:59,566 --> 03:36:00,933
你还认识这个

4845
03:36:00,933 --> 03:36:05,566
我我我我不是是我我我我我认识他

4846
03:36:05,633 --> 03:36:07,033
他不认识我

4847
03:36:07,866 --> 03:36:09,066
我操幸福

4848
03:36:09,666 --> 03:36:11,299
被勾回来了

4849
03:36:14,733 --> 03:36:16,333
虽然人家可能已经

4850
03:36:16,666 --> 03:36:19,166
但是但是哇社交

4851
03:36:19,700 --> 03:36:21,233
主播主播哇

4852
03:36:21,500 --> 03:36:24,533
主播主播哎呦不不不不能回血再回血

4853
03:36:24,533 --> 03:36:26,466
腰疼啊腰疼腰疼

4854
03:36:26,566 --> 03:36:28,433
你会和人家聊天吗

4855
03:36:28,433 --> 03:36:32,333
主播主播刚才念你我都没没注意我操

4856
03:36:32,366 --> 03:36:35,466
是不是要重传了应该不会吧

4857
03:36:36,366 --> 03:36:37,499
应该不会吧

4858
03:36:37,500 --> 03:36:39,866
欣宝的中文水平应该应该可以的

4859
03:36:39,866 --> 03:36:41,433
但是应该应该卧槽

4860
03:36:41,900 --> 03:36:43,466
主播主播主播

4861
03:36:44,633 --> 03:36:46,366
欣宝是会中文的哎

4862
03:36:47,166 --> 03:36:50,466
是不是要同船了没有欣宝之前跟跟

4863
03:36:50,900 --> 03:36:51,866
紫宝联动

4864
03:36:51,866 --> 03:36:54,033
跟阿紫联动的时候不是那什么吗

4865
03:36:54,033 --> 03:36:55,333
你是烟雨翻译

4866
03:36:57,733 --> 03:36:58,766
哎马空空

4867
03:36:59,166 --> 03:37:02,266
平常骂主播那么长时间

4868
03:37:06,700 --> 03:37:09,433
哎呦再转两圈吧再

4869
03:37:09,433 --> 03:37:11,733
转两圈但我身体真的撑不住

4870
03:37:11,933 --> 03:37:15,866
可能快要要下播了真的真的要下播了

4871
03:37:16,133 --> 03:37:17,433
谢谢来看我

4872
03:37:18,133 --> 03:37:22,033
一直都很喜欢你你你好你好是不mua

4873
03:37:25,333 --> 03:37:26,666
这账号有没有关注细胞

4874
03:37:26,666 --> 03:37:28,566
我应该是从上个账号

4875
03:37:28,700 --> 03:37:30,833
上个账号开始美颜的

4876
03:37:30,833 --> 03:37:32,966
账号开始就开始看

4877
03:37:33,166 --> 03:37:35,033
骂你实话实说吧

4878
03:37:35,033 --> 03:37:37,099
行行行快快帮主播重出来一下

4879
03:37:37,100 --> 03:37:38,033
你就是爹

4880
03:37:38,533 --> 03:37:39,766
哈喽哈喽

4881
03:37:41,666 --> 03:37:43,366
尾巴squee

4882
03:37:45,233 --> 03:37:48,366
哇小风车一样我们过路的站

4883
03:37:49,533 --> 03:37:51,233
终于开始

4884
03:37:51,700 --> 03:37:56,633
回不来而你总是太晚明白

4885
03:37:56,666 --> 03:37:59,499
最后才发主播直播间

4886
03:37:59,500 --> 03:38:00,300
直接

4887
03:38:00,300 --> 03:38:03,500
直接直接进了一个反向同船谢谢大家

4888
03:38:03,500 --> 03:38:04,300
啊这个

4889
03:38:05,066 --> 03:38:07,166
等一下我开个电脑直接开始

4890
03:38:07,300 --> 03:38:08,733
开始同船是吧

4891
03:38:11,933 --> 03:38:14,766
结婚不不不不不不不什么结婚

4892
03:38:14,766 --> 03:38:16,099
不要乱刷

4893
03:38:17,233 --> 03:38:19,033
七宝是有女朋友的

4894
03:38:19,500 --> 03:38:22,833
七宝是有女朋友的这个不可以不可以

4895
03:38:25,066 --> 03:38:28,633
中午好就是你在两个互相

4896
03:38:28,766 --> 03:38:30,766
呃这个都比较单身

4897
03:38:30,766 --> 03:38:32,066
并且都都

4898
03:38:32,066 --> 03:38:33,899
不知道是喜欢男生还是女生的

4899
03:38:33,900 --> 03:38:35,333
女生之间刷结婚

4900
03:38:35,333 --> 03:38:37,533
可能可能一般不会太在意

4901
03:38:37,533 --> 03:38:40,933
但是如果对方是有女朋友有交往对象

4902
03:38:40,933 --> 03:38:42,933
同时交往对象还是女性的情况下

4903
03:38:42,933 --> 03:38:43,966
那是不可以的

4904
03:38:43,966 --> 03:38:48,066
就相当于你当着你朋友女朋友的面

4905
03:38:49,100 --> 03:38:50,966
跟他说跟跟你朋友说

4906
03:38:50,966 --> 03:38:53,699
哇这个这个这个街上的妹妹好可爱

4907
03:38:53,700 --> 03:38:55,633
你你要不要去要个联系方式

4908
03:38:55,633 --> 03:38:56,666
跟他结婚吧

4909
03:38:56,666 --> 03:38:59,066
这种这种这种这种感觉不可以啊

4910
03:38:59,066 --> 03:39:00,266
不可以这样刷

4911
03:39:01,366 --> 03:39:03,099
主播主播不是

4912
03:39:04,266 --> 03:39:06,733
主播主播也没有没有没有没有

4913
03:39:11,533 --> 03:39:13,166
一下一下给主播整破的

4914
03:39:13,166 --> 03:39:15,233
好紧张不知道哈哈

4915
03:39:15,233 --> 03:39:17,499
不知道该怎么讲话了

4916
03:39:17,500 --> 03:39:20,100
哇好紧张好紧张

4917
03:39:20,933 --> 03:39:22,766
妈妈养了照顾他一个星期

4918
03:39:22,766 --> 03:39:25,466
你还是也可能体质比较好

4919
03:39:25,466 --> 03:39:26,833
这样挺好的

4920
03:39:26,900 --> 03:39:28,933
可能是病毒浓度比较

4921
03:39:28,933 --> 03:39:30,899
低可能会这样子

4922
03:39:31,233 --> 03:39:32,033
嗯

4923
03:39:32,833 --> 03:39:34,466
谢谢宝的养猫可爱你

4924
03:39:42,033 --> 03:39:44,433
回旋了回旋看看细胞

4925
03:39:46,466 --> 03:39:49,633
说我的家乡话就可以了

4926
03:39:50,566 --> 03:39:55,166
主播主播主播主播不不会说日语啊

4927
03:39:55,166 --> 03:39:58,866
在平常被被被被说

4928
03:39:58,900 --> 03:40:01,666
被说日语发音很烂的时候

4929
03:40:02,066 --> 03:40:03,166
从来没有一刻

4930
03:40:03,300 --> 03:40:05,566
这样这样哎呦这样后悔过

4931
03:40:05,566 --> 03:40:08,333
应该应该去好好学一下的

4932
03:40:09,466 --> 03:40:12,566
应该去应该去好好学一下喜欢

4933
03:40:15,433 --> 03:40:17,333
我趁机寻求细胞的互关

4934
03:40:17,333 --> 03:40:20,033
不不不我不敢哈哈哈我不敢我不敢

4935
03:40:20,033 --> 03:40:23,366
算了算了不行但是真真的撑不住了

4936
03:40:25,233 --> 03:40:26,466
真的真的撑不住大家

4937
03:40:26,466 --> 03:40:28,699
我要坐不住了腰腰不行了

4938
03:40:28,700 --> 03:40:30,333
真的走了真的走了

4939
03:40:30,533 --> 03:40:32,666
虽然虽然虽然那什么但是

4940
03:40:32,666 --> 03:40:35,533
但是真的真的真的不行了真的不行了

4941
03:40:35,533 --> 03:40:36,466
腰太疼了

4942
03:40:36,466 --> 03:40:37,866
我坐不住了

4943
03:40:40,066 --> 03:40:41,233
拜拜

4944
03:40:42,166 --> 03:40:43,266
oh yes me

4945
03:40:44,933 --> 03:40:47,066
最好是小学小呀

4946
03:40:47,700 --> 03:40:50,133
书到用时方恨少嘞

4947
03:40:52,566 --> 03:40:53,533
拜拜呀

4948
03:40:59,033 --> 03:41:02,099
在教我什么每天哭了天

4949
03:41:02,533 --> 03:41:04,899
安利太多哈哈哈

4950
03:41:05,433 --> 03:41:06,966
supposed to do

4951
03:41:15,100 --> 03:41:16,366
个过客地

4952
03:41:29,733 --> 03:41:31,733
谢谢常胜的圣诞帽帽

4953
03:41:32,166 --> 03:41:35,666
谢谢老郑的璀璨钻石和会心疼的

4954
03:41:35,900 --> 03:41:37,433
4个圣诞树

4955
03:41:37,733 --> 03:41:39,299
1个平安果呢

4956
03:41:39,700 --> 03:41:43,900
谢谢千金哥斯拉和老郑的圣诞树

4957
03:41:43,900 --> 03:41:45,433
谢谢一刀的独享圣诞

4958
03:41:45,433 --> 03:41:47,333
谢谢另加的4个泡泡机

4959
03:41:48,566 --> 03:41:51,366
谢谢猪猪的2个棉花糖

4960
03:41:52,166 --> 03:41:55,333
好了我我真的下播了大家坐不住了

4961
03:41:55,466 --> 03:41:57,433
谢谢老郑送的汉堡啊

4962
03:42:10,700 --> 03:42:12,533
那一刻